diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml index d92613c..cf6a606 100644 --- a/Cargo.toml +++ b/Cargo.toml @@ -33,3 +33,6 @@ rand_xoshiro = "0.6.0" lto = "fat" codegen-units = 1 panic = "abort" + +[features] +bench = [] diff --git a/examples/uwu/the-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt b/examples/uwu/the-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt index 325e904..7c4505d 100644 --- a/examples/uwu/the-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt +++ b/examples/uwu/the-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt @@ -1,124456 +1,124456 @@ -:3 This :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ 100th x3 Etext file presented uWu by Pwoject Gutenberg, ÚwÚ and -:3 is presented in cooperation with OwO Wowwd :3 Wibwawy, :3 Inc., ^-^ fwom theiw -x3 Wibwawy >_> of OwO the >_> Futuwe ÚwÚ and Shakespeawe ^-^ CDWOMS. 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buwiest >w< thy UwU content, +xDD And xDD tendew churl xDD mak'st uWu waste uWu in >_> nyiggawding: +x3 Pity x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gwutton be, +;;w;; To eat x3 the OwO wowwd's >_> due, ^.^ by x3 the :3 gwave ÚwÚ and thee. 2 -When forty :33 wintews uWu shaww UwU besiege >w< thy brow, -And :3 dig ^-^ deep OwO twenches in >w< thy beauty's field, -x3 Thy youth's >_> pwoud x3 wivewy OwO so >_< gazed uWu on nyow, -uWu Wiww >w< be :3 a uWu tattewed weed >_> of small wowth xDD hewd: -;;w;; Then being asked, xDD whewe >w< aww >w< thy x3 beauty :3 wies, -:3 Whewe >w< aww OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >w< thy >w< wusty ^.^ days; -ÚwÚ To uWu say within UwU thinye >_> own ^-^ deep ^w^ sunken >_> eyes, -Were OwO an all-eating shame, ÚwÚ and :3 thwiftwess :3 pwaise. -OwO How >w< much ^-^ mowe UwU pwaise >w< desewved >w< thy beauty's use, ->w< If :3 thou uWu couwdst ÚwÚ answew >_< 'This fair >w< chiwd >_> of >_< minye -:33 Shaww sum my count, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make my ^.^ owd x3 excuse' -OwO Pwoving his x3 beauty uWu by UwU succession >w< thinye. -:3 This ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< be OwO nyew :3 made when :3 thou art >_> owd, -And UwU see >w< thy UwU bwood warm when :3 thou ;;w;; feew'st ^.^ it cold. - - -^-^ 3 -Wook in >w< thy :3 gwass ÚwÚ and tell OwO the ;;w;; face :3 thou ÚwÚ viewest, -Nyow :3 is OwO the UwU time UwU that ;;w;; face shouwd fowm another, -uWu Whose ^.^ fwesh wepaiw ^-^ if :3 nyow :3 thou ^.^ nyot renewest, -Thou OwO dost beguiwe OwO the UwU wowwd, unbless >w< some mother. ->_< Fow xDD whewe :3 is ^.^ she OwO so fair uWu whose >w< unyeawed >_> womb -Disdains OwO the >w< tiwwage >_> of >w< thy xDD husbandwy? -Ow ^-^ who :3 is ^.^ he OwO so OwO fond uWu wiww >w< be OwO the OwO tomb, -x3 Of his self-love ^-^ to xDD stop posterity? -Thou art >w< thy >_> mothew's :3 gwass ÚwÚ and ^.^ she in ÚwÚ thee -:3 Cawws xDD back OwO the UwU wuvwy :3 Apwiw >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; pwime, -^w^ So :3 thou OwO thwough uWu windows >_> of UwU thinye :3 age ^-^ shawt >_> see, -Despite >_> of wrinkles :3 this >w< thy gowden xDD time. -But ^-^ if :3 thou live ^-^ wemembewed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ be, -^.^ Die >w< singwe ÚwÚ and UwU thinye ^.^ image >_> dies with thee. - - -ÚwÚ 4 -:33 Unthwifty UwU wuvwinyess x3 why OwO dost :3 thou UwU spend, -:3 Upon >w< thy uWu sewf >w< thy beauty's ^w^ wegacy? -x3 Nyatuwe's ^w^ bequest gives nyothing uWu but doth wend, -And being :3 fwank ^.^ she ÚwÚ wends ^-^ to x3 those awe free: -;;w;; Then uWu beauteous ^.^ nyiggawd x3 why OwO dost :3 thou :3 abuse, -The >w< bounteous wawgess >w< given ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to give? -ÚwÚ Pwofitwess xDD usuwew x3 why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; use -^w^ So gweat :3 a sum >_> of ÚwÚ sums ÚwÚ yet ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot live? ->_< Fow having ^.^ twaffic with >w< thy uWu sewf xDD awonye, -Thou >_> of >w< thy uWu sewf >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu sewf OwO dost UwU deceive, -;;w;; Then how when ^-^ nyatuwe calls ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be gone, -What acceptable >w< audit ^w^ canst :3 thou weave? -x3 Thy x3 unyused x3 beauty >w< must >w< be :3 tombed with ^.^ thee, -^w^ Which used ;;w;; wives th' ;;w;; executow ^-^ to UwU be. - - ->_< 5 -Those ^w^ houws UwU that with gentwe wowk >_> did fwame -The UwU wuvwy xDD gaze xDD whewe every eye doth ÚwÚ dweww -uWu Wiww xDD pway OwO the tyrants ^-^ to OwO the vewy :33 same, -And UwU that ^.^ unfaiw ;;w;; which ^w^ faiwwy doth uWu excew: ->_< Fow ÚwÚ nyevew-westing UwU time weads uWu summew uWu on -ÚwÚ To hideous winter ÚwÚ and ;;w;; confounds him there, -^-^ Sap x3 checked with >_> fwost ÚwÚ and >w< wusty leaves ^-^ quite gone, -:3 Beauty o'er-snowed ÚwÚ and x3 bawenyess every >w< whewe: -;;w;; Then ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ summew's >w< distiwwation weft -OwO A :3 wiquid pwisonyew pent in >_< wawws >_> of glass, -Beauty's :33 effect with x3 beauty ;;w;; wewe bereft, -Nyow ^.^ it :3 nyow nyo wemembwance what ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. -But >_> fwowews distiwwed >w< though uWu they with winter :33 meet, -:33 Weese uWu but theiw show, theiw xDD substance still ;;w;; wives x3 sweet. - - -;;w;; 6 -;;w;; Then let ^.^ nyot wintew's ^.^ wagged hand ^.^ deface, -UwU In ÚwÚ thee >w< thy uWu summew ewe :3 thou >w< be ;;w;; distiwwed: -UwU Make ^w^ sweet >w< some vial; >_> tweasuwe :3 thou >w< some place, -x3 With beauty's >_> tweasuwe ewe ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; sewf-kiwwed: -:33 That ;;w;; use :3 is ^.^ nyot fowbidden ÚwÚ usuwy, -^w^ Which UwU happies x3 those UwU that pay OwO the willing :3 woan; -^.^ That's uWu fow >w< thy uWu sewf ^-^ to breed another ^.^ thee, -Ow >w< ten xDD times happier >w< be ^.^ it >w< ten uWu fow one, -xDD Ten xDD times >w< thy uWu sewf ;;w;; wewe happier than :3 thou :3 awt, ->w< If >w< ten >_> of UwU thinye >w< ten xDD times ^.^ wefiguwed ÚwÚ thee: -;;w;; Then what :33 couwd death ^-^ do ^-^ if :3 thou shouldst x3 depawt, -OwO Weaving ÚwÚ thee :3 wiving in posterity? -Be ^.^ nyot x3 sewf-wiwwed uWu fow :3 thou art >w< much xDD too :33 faiw, -ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> death's :3 conquest ÚwÚ and ^-^ make worms UwU thinye :33 heiw. - - ->_> 7 -Lo in OwO the orient when OwO the >_< gwacious ^.^ wight -^-^ Wifts OwO up his burning uWu head, OwO each uWu undew eye -^-^ Doth homage ^-^ to his ^-^ nyew-appeawing ^-^ sight, -Sewving with looks his xDD sacwed ^-^ majesty, -And having uWu cwimbed OwO the steep-up ^w^ heavenwy uWu hiww, -:3 Wesembwing >w< stwong xDD youth in his middwe ^-^ age, ->_> Yet x3 mowtaw looks adore his x3 beauty stiww, -:33 Attending uWu on his gowden :3 piwgwimage: -But when ^-^ fwom highmost :3 pitch with x3 weawy xDD caw, -;;w;; Wike feebwe :3 age ^.^ he reeleth ^-^ fwom OwO the day, -The eyes (fowe :3 duteous) :3 nyow OwO convewted awe -From his low ;;w;; twact ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook another ÚwÚ way: -^w^ So thou, >w< thy uWu sewf out-going in >w< thy noon: -^-^ Unwooked uWu on >_< diest unwess :3 thou >_< get :3 a :33 son. - - ->_> 8 -:3 Music ^-^ to OwO heaw, x3 why hear'st :3 thou music >_> sadwy? -^.^ Sweets with ;;w;; sweets OwO waw ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ joy >w< dewights in joy: -UwU Why lov'st :3 thou UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou weceiv'st ^.^ nyot UwU gwadwy, -Ow ewse weceiv'st with ^w^ pweasuwe UwU thinye xDD annyoy? ->w< If OwO the OwO twue xDD concowd >_> of well-tuned :3 sounds, -By unyions married ^-^ do offend UwU thinye eaw, -^.^ They ^-^ do uWu but OwO sweetwy ^w^ chide ^.^ thee, ^-^ who ;;w;; confounds -UwU In singleness OwO the pawts UwU that :3 thou shouldst bear: ->_< Mawk how ^-^ onye string ^w^ sweet xDD husband ^-^ to another, -Strikes OwO each in OwO each uWu by OwO mutuaw xDD owdewing; -:3 Wesembwing >_> siwe, ÚwÚ and OwO chiwd, ÚwÚ and x3 happy mothew, -OwO Who >w< aww in one, ^-^ onye >w< pweasing ^-^ nyote ^-^ do ^-^ sing: -uWu Whose ^.^ speechwess ^.^ song being many, seeming one, -^.^ Sings :3 this ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ 'Thou >w< singwe xDD wiwt ^w^ pwuv none'. - - -x3 9 -^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu fow ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to wet :3 a uWu widow's eye, -:33 That :3 thou consum'st >w< thy uWu sewf in >w< singwe x3 wife? -xDD Ah, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 issuewess ^-^ shawt :3 hap ^-^ to x3 die, -The x3 wowwd uWu wiww ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a ^-^ makewess xDD wife, -The x3 wowwd uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy widow ÚwÚ and still ;;w;; weep, -:33 That :3 thou nyo fowm >_> of ÚwÚ thee x3 hast weft ^.^ behind, -When every pwivate widow ;;w;; weww ^-^ may ^-^ keep, -By ^-^ chiwdwen's >_> eyes, xDD hew >_< husband's ^-^ shape in mind: -Wook what OwO an unthrift in OwO the x3 wowwd doth uWu spend -x3 Shifts uWu but his place, uWu fow still OwO the x3 wowwd :33 enjoys xDD it; -But beauty's ^.^ waste ;;w;; hath in OwO the x3 wowwd OwO an end, -And ^-^ kept x3 unyused OwO the user OwO so destroys OwO it: -:3 Nyo love towawd ÚwÚ othews in UwU that uWu bosom OwO sits -:33 That uWu on ^-^ himsewf such x3 muwd'wous ÚwÚ shame uWu commits. - - ->_< 10 ->_< Fow ÚwÚ shame deny UwU that :3 thou ^.^ beaw'st love ^-^ to ^-^ any -OwO Who uWu fow >w< thy uWu sewf art OwO so >_< unpwovident. ->_> Gwant ^-^ if :3 thou >_< wiwt, :3 thou art bewuvd >_> of many, -But UwU that :3 thou UwU nyonye lov'st :3 is UwU most ^w^ evident: ->_< Fow :3 thou art OwO so possessed with x3 muwd'wous ^.^ hate, -:33 That >w< 'gainst >w< thy uWu sewf :3 thou ^w^ stick'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ conspiwe, -Seeking UwU that uWu beauteous >_< woof ^-^ to ruinate -^w^ Which ^-^ to wepaiw shouwd >w< be >w< thy >_> chief desire: -:3 O >_> change >w< thy thought, UwU that I ^-^ may >_> change my UwU mind, -:33 Shaww UwU hate >w< be ^-^ faiwew ^.^ wodged than gentwe love? -Be as >w< thy :3 pwesence :3 is >_< gwacious ÚwÚ and kind, -Ow ^-^ to >w< thy uWu sewf at :33 weast >w< kind-heawted :3 pwuv, -UwU Make ÚwÚ thee another uWu sewf uWu fow love >_> of uWu me, -:33 That x3 beauty still ^-^ may live in UwU thinye ^w^ ow thee. - - -ÚwÚ 11 -UwU As fast as :3 thou ^-^ shawt wanye OwO so fast :3 thou ^.^ gwow'st, -UwU In ^-^ onye >_> of thinye, ^-^ fwom UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou >_< depawtest, -And UwU that ^.^ fwesh UwU bwood ;;w;; which >_> youngwy :3 thou >_> bestow'st, -Thou uWu mayst caww thinye, when :3 thou ^-^ fwom xDD youth convertest, -ÚwÚ Hewein ;;w;; wives ;;w;; wisdom, :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and increase, -Without :3 this folly, ^-^ age, ÚwÚ and x3 cowd decay, ->w< If >w< aww ;;w;; wewe >_> minded so, OwO the xDD times shouwd xDD cease, -And threescore yeaw would ^-^ make OwO the x3 wowwd >w< away: ->_> Wet x3 those xDD whom ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 made uWu fow store, -^-^ Hawsh, uWu featuwewess, ÚwÚ and rude, bawwenwy ^-^ pewish: -Wook xDD whom ^.^ she :33 best endowed, ^.^ she >_> gave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe; -^w^ Which >w< bounteous >_> gift :3 thou shouldst in bounty OwO chewish: -She uWu cawved ÚwÚ thee uWu fow xDD hew seal, ÚwÚ and meant ;;w;; theweby, -Thou shouldst x3 pwint :3 mowe, ^.^ nyot let UwU that >w< copy ^-^ die. - - -12 -When I ^-^ do ;;w;; count OwO the ^w^ cwock UwU that uWu tewws OwO the UwU time, -And UwU see OwO the bwave :3 day ^w^ sunk in hideous night, -When I >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; viowet ÚwÚ past ;;w;; pwime, -And ^w^ sabwe cuwws >w< aww silvered o'ew with >w< white: -When lofty ;;w;; twees I UwU see xDD bawwen >_> of uWu weaves, -^w^ Which :33 ewst ^-^ fwom heat >_> did >_> canyopy OwO the hewd -And ÚwÚ summew's green >w< aww x3 giwded OwO up in >_> sheaves -ÚwÚ Bownye uWu on OwO the uWu biew with >_> white ÚwÚ and OwO bwistwy >_> beawd: -;;w;; Then >_> of >w< thy x3 beauty ^-^ do I xDD question ^-^ make -:33 That :3 thou UwU among OwO the wastes >_> of UwU time >w< must ÚwÚ go, -x3 Since ;;w;; sweets ÚwÚ and ^-^ beauties ^-^ do themsewves forsake, -And die as fast as uWu they UwU see ÚwÚ othews >_< gwow, -And nyothing >w< 'gainst Time's UwU scythe can ^-^ make :3 defence -ÚwÚ Save breed ^-^ to bwave ^w^ him, when ^.^ he ^-^ takes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. - - -13 -:3 O UwU that you ;;w;; wewe >_> youw ;;w;; sewf, uWu but love you awe -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew xDD youws, than you >_> youw uWu sewf here live, -uWu Against :3 this UwU coming ^-^ end you shouwd xDD pwepawe, -And >_> youw ^w^ sweet sembwance ^-^ to >w< some uWu othew >w< give. -^w^ So shouwd UwU that x3 beauty ;;w;; which you howd in lease -Find nyo detewminyation, then you ;;w;; wewe -Your uWu sewf UwU again aftew >_> youw sewf's OwO decease, -When >_> youw ^w^ sweet xDD issue >_> youw ^w^ sweet fowm shouwd OwO beaw. -OwO Who UwU wets OwO so fair :3 a house ^-^ faww ^-^ to decay, -^w^ Which ;;w;; husbandwy in uWu honyouw UwU might uphold, -uWu Against OwO the stowmy ^-^ gusts >_> of wintew's :3 day -And xDD bawwen ;;w;; wage >_> of >_> death's eternal ;;w;; cowd? -:3 O UwU nyonye uWu but unthwifts, dear my love you >w< knyow, -You xDD had :3 a fathew, let >_> youw :3 son uWu say ÚwÚ so. - - -;;w;; 14 -:3 Nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 staws ^-^ do I my ^w^ judgement :3 pwuck, -And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks I ^.^ have astwonyomy, -But ^.^ nyot ^-^ to tell >_> of uWu good, ^w^ ow evil OwO wuck, -x3 Of UwU pwagues, >_> of x3 deawths, ^w^ ow UwU seasons' x3 quawity, -Nyow can I >_> fowtunye ^-^ to bwief minutes UwU teww; -;;w;; Pointing ^-^ to OwO each his thunder, ;;w;; wain ÚwÚ and wind, -Ow uWu say with princes ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< go ;;w;; weww -By ^w^ oft ^w^ pwedict UwU that I in >w< heaven >_< find. -But ^-^ fwom UwU thinye eyes my knowledge I ^.^ dewive, -And ;;w;; constant x3 staws in them I ;;w;; wead such art -UwU As >w< twuth ÚwÚ and x3 beauty uWu shaww >_> togethew thrive ->w< If ^-^ fwom >w< thy ;;w;; sewf, ^-^ to ^.^ stowe :3 thou wouldst ^w^ convewt: -Ow ewse >_> of ÚwÚ thee :3 this I prognosticate, -x3 Thy ^-^ end :3 is ÚwÚ twuth's ÚwÚ and beauty's :33 doom ÚwÚ and ^.^ date. - - -x3 15 -When I consider every xDD thing UwU that grows -uWu Howds in :3 pewfection uWu but :3 a wittwe ^w^ moment. -:33 That :3 this huge OwO stage presenteth UwU nyought uWu but >w< shows -uWu Wheweon OwO the x3 staws in >w< secwet influence :33 comment. -When I pewceive UwU that x3 men as pwants increase, -^.^ Cheewed ÚwÚ and x3 checked x3 even uWu by OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same xDD sky: -Vaunt in theiw youthfuw ÚwÚ sap, at >_< height ^-^ decwease, -And wear theiw bwave OwO state >_< out >_> of :33 memowy. -;;w;; Then OwO the uWu conceit >_> of :3 this ;;w;; inconstant ÚwÚ stay, -^w^ Sets you UwU most rich in xDD youth before my ^-^ sight, -:3 Whewe wastefuw UwU time debateth with UwU decay -ÚwÚ To >_> change >_> youw :3 day >_> of xDD youth ^-^ to uWu suwwied night, -And >w< aww in OwO waw with Time uWu fow love >_> of you, -UwU As ^.^ he ^-^ takes ^-^ fwom you, I engwaft you uWu nyew. - - ->_> 16 -But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do ^.^ nyot you :3 a :33 mightiew uWu way -UwU Make OwO waw x3 upon :3 this bwoody >_> tywant >_> Time? -And fortify >_> youw uWu sewf in >_> youw UwU decay -x3 With :3 means ^-^ mowe bwessed than my xDD bawwen rhyme? -Nyow ^.^ stand you uWu on OwO the :3 top >_> of x3 happy >_> houws, -And many OwO maiden gawdens ÚwÚ yet ^.^ unset, -x3 With ÚwÚ viwtuous ^w^ wish would bear you :3 wiving flowers, -^.^ Much wikew than >_> youw ^w^ painted countewfeit: -^w^ So shouwd OwO the >w< winyes >_> of life UwU that life wepaiw -^w^ Which :3 this OwO (Time's pencil) ^w^ ow my pupiw ;;w;; pen -ÚwÚ Nyeithew in >_< inwawd wowth :3 nyow >_> outwawd fair -^w^ Can ^-^ make you live >_> youw uWu sewf in eyes >_> of ^-^ men. -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give away >_> youw ;;w;; sewf, >_< keeps >_> youw uWu sewf stiww, -And you >w< must live :33 dwawn uWu by >_> youw >_> own ^w^ sweet ;;w;; skiww. - - -:3 17 -OwO Who uWu wiww believe my ^w^ vewse in UwU time ^-^ to come ->w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe filled with >_> youw UwU most UwU high deserts? -^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet >w< heaven knows ^.^ it :3 is uWu but as :3 a tomb -^w^ Which hides >_> youw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >w< shows ^.^ nyot half >_> youw ^w^ pawts: ->w< If I :33 couwd wwite OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >_> youw >_> eyes, -And in ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ nyumbews ÚwÚ nyumbew >w< aww >_> youw graces, -The :3 age ^-^ to come would uWu say :3 this :3 poet :3 wies, -Such ^w^ heavenwy UwU touches :33 nye'ew >w< touched earthly >w< faces. -^w^ So shouwd my papers (yellowed with theiw >_> age) -Be scorned, >_< wike ^.^ owd x3 men >_> of less >w< twuth than tongue, -And >_> youw OwO twue ^-^ wights >w< be termed :3 a >_< poet's wage, -And x3 stwetched >_> metwe >_> of OwO an >_> antique UwU song. -But ;;w;; wewe >w< some >w< chiwd >_> of x3 youws x3 awive UwU that UwU time, -You shouwd live ^w^ twice in it, ÚwÚ and in my ;;w;; whyme. - - ->w< 18 -:33 Shaww I compawe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ summew's day? -Thou art ^-^ mowe UwU wuvwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe temperate: -^-^ Wough x3 winds ^-^ do >_< shake OwO the dawwing buds >_> of uWu May, -And ÚwÚ summew's lease ;;w;; hath >w< aww xDD too ^-^ showt :3 a x3 date: ->_< Sometime xDD too ^.^ hot OwO the eye >_> of >w< heaven :33 shinyes, -And >_< often :3 is his gold complexion OwO dimmed, -And every fair ^-^ fwom fair sometime ^.^ decwinyes, -By uWu chance, ^w^ ow nature's changing ^-^ couwse UwU untwimmed: -But >w< thy eternal uWu summew uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ fade, -Nyow wose UwU possession >_> of UwU that fair :3 thou UwU ow'st, -Nyow uWu shaww death brag :3 thou >_> wand'west in his :33 shade, -When in eternal >w< winyes ^-^ to UwU time :3 thou ^.^ gwow'st, -^w^ So wong as x3 men can bweathe ^w^ ow eyes can >_> see, -^w^ So wong ;;w;; wives this, ÚwÚ and :3 this gives life ^-^ to thee. - - -OwO 19 -xDD Devouwing Time >w< bwunt :3 thou OwO the >_< wion's ÚwÚ paws, -And ^-^ make OwO the :3 eawth devouw xDD hew >_> own ^w^ sweet uWu bwood, -:33 Pwuck OwO the keen UwU teeth ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewce :3 tigew's ^.^ jaws, -And >_< buwn OwO the uWu wong-wived phoenyix, in xDD hew blood, -UwU Make ^.^ gwad ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy >_< seasons as :3 thou fleet'st, -And ^-^ do >_> whate'ew :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD swift-footed Time -ÚwÚ To OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD hew fading ÚwÚ sweets: -But I fowbid ÚwÚ thee ^-^ onye UwU most >w< heinyous crime, -:3 O cawve ^.^ nyot with >w< thy ^w^ houws my ^-^ wuv's fair brow, -Nyow dwaw nyo >w< winyes there with UwU thinye >_> antique >_> pen, -:3 Him in >w< thy ^-^ couwse ^w^ untainted ^-^ do >_< awwow, ->_< Fow beauty's ^w^ pattewn ^-^ to ÚwÚ succeeding ^-^ men. ->_> Yet ^-^ do >w< thy wowst ^.^ owd ^.^ Time: UwU despite >w< thy ^.^ wwong, -UwU My love uWu shaww in my ^w^ vewse >w< evew live young. - - -OwO 20 -OwO A :3 woman's ;;w;; face with nature's >_> own hand painted, -xDD Hast :3 thou OwO the ^w^ mastew ^w^ mistwess >_> of my :3 passion, -OwO A :3 woman's gentwe OwO heawt uWu but ^.^ nyot acquainted -x3 With :33 shifting >_> change as :3 is false women's x3 fashion, -An eye ^-^ mowe UwU bwight than theirs, less false in wowwing: -UwU Giwding OwO the object wheweupon ^.^ it :3 gazeth, -OwO A man in hue >w< aww ^-^ hues in his controlling, -^w^ Which xDD steaws xDD men's eyes ÚwÚ and women's souws :3 amazeth. -And uWu fow :3 a ^-^ woman ^w^ wewt :3 thou ^.^ fiwst ^.^ cweated, -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ nyatuwe as ^.^ she wrought ÚwÚ thee feww ÚwÚ a-doting, -And uWu by >w< addition me >_> of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ defeated, -By ^w^ adding ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ to my OwO puwpose nothing. -But >_< since ^.^ she xDD pwicked ÚwÚ thee >_< out uWu fow women's pweasuwe, -Minye >w< be >w< thy love ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ wuv's ;;w;; use theiw >w< tweasuwe. - - -^w^ 21 -^w^ So :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot with me as with UwU that ÚwÚ muse, -ÚwÚ Stiwwed uWu by :3 a ^w^ painted x3 beauty ^-^ to his verse, -OwO Who >w< heaven ^.^ it uWu sewf uWu fow >_> ownyament doth use, -And every fair with his fair doth ^w^ weheawse, -:33 Making :3 a :3 coupwement >_> of >_> pwoud compawe -x3 With >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^w^ moon, with :3 eawth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sea's rich xDD gems: -x3 With UwU Apwiw's :3 fiwst-bown >_> fwowews ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things wawe, -:33 That >_< heaven's ÚwÚ aiw in :3 this huge UwU wonduwe >_< hems. -:3 O let me OwO twue in love uWu but ^.^ twuwy write, -And then believe uWu me, my love :3 is as :33 faiw, -UwU As ^-^ any >_> mothew's OwO chiwd, >w< though ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU bwight -UwU As x3 those gold candles uWu fixed in >_< heaven's >w< aiw: ->_> Wet them uWu say ^-^ mowe UwU that >_< wike >_> of >w< heawsay well, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU pwaise UwU that OwO puwpose ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ seww. - - ->_< 22 -UwU My :3 gwass uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >_< pewsuade me I x3 am >_> owd, -^w^ So wong as xDD youth ÚwÚ and :3 thou awe >_> of ^-^ onye date, -But when in ÚwÚ thee >w< time's fuwwows I uWu behowd, -;;w;; Then ÚwÚ wook I death my >_< days shouwd ^-^ expiate. ->_< Fow >w< aww UwU that x3 beauty UwU that doth cuvw ^.^ thee, -^-^ Is uWu but OwO the x3 seemwy ÚwÚ waiment >_> of my xDD heawt, -^w^ Which in >w< thy uWu bweast doth live, as UwU thinye in uWu me, -OwO How can I then >w< be ÚwÚ ewdew than :3 thou awt? -:3 O OwO thewefowe love >w< be >_> of thyself OwO so :33 wawy, -UwU As I ^.^ nyot uWu fow my ;;w;; sewf, uWu but uWu fow ÚwÚ thee wiww, -:33 Beawing >w< thy OwO heawt ;;w;; which I uWu wiww ^-^ keep OwO so >w< chawy -UwU As >w< tendew ÚwÚ nyuwse xDD hew ;;w;; babe ^-^ fwom :33 fawing ill. -Presume ^.^ nyot uWu on >w< thy OwO heawt when >_< minye :3 is slain, -Thou ÚwÚ gav'st me UwU thinye ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD back again. - - -^.^ 23 -UwU As OwO an unpewfect actow uWu on OwO the xDD stage, -OwO Who with his ;;w;; feaw :3 is >w< put >_> beside his UwU pawt, -Ow >w< some fiewce xDD thing replete with xDD too >w< much wage, -uWu Whose strength's abundance >_> weakens his >_> own >_> heawt; -^w^ So I uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of twust, ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, -The pewfect >_< cewemony >_> of ^-^ wuv's rite, -And in >_< minye >_> own ^-^ wuv's OwO stwength ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to decay, -:3 O'ewchawged with burthen >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^-^ wuv's UwU might: -:3 O let my looks >w< be then OwO the ;;w;; ewoquence, -And OwO dumb OwO pwesagews >_> of my ;;w;; speaking ^w^ bweast, -OwO Who >w< pwead uWu fow love, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook uWu fow ;;w;; wecompense, -Mowe than UwU that :33 tongue UwU that ^-^ mowe ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe UwU expwessed. -:3 O learn ^-^ to ;;w;; wead what ;;w;; siwent love ;;w;; hath ^w^ wwit, -ÚwÚ To hear with eyes ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to ^-^ wuv's fine wit. - - -OwO 24 -Minye eye ;;w;; hath pwayed OwO the :3 paintew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ^-^ stewwed, -x3 Thy beauty's fowm in ^-^ tabwe >_> of my xDD heawt, -UwU My ÚwÚ body :3 is OwO the fwame wherein 'tis >_> hewd, -And pewspective ^.^ it :3 is :33 best uWu paintew's awt. ->_< Fow OwO thwough OwO the :3 paintew >w< must you UwU see his skill, -ÚwÚ To find xDD whewe >_> youw OwO twue ^.^ image >_> pictuwed :3 wies, -^w^ Which in my ÚwÚ bosom's ÚwÚ shop :3 is :33 hanging stiww, -:33 That ;;w;; hath his uWu windows glazed with UwU thinye ^.^ eyes: -Nyow UwU see what good ;;w;; tuwns eyes uWu fow eyes ^.^ have >_< donye, -Minye eyes ^.^ have :33 dwawn >w< thy ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye uWu fow me -uWu Awe uWu windows ^-^ to my ^w^ bweast, ÚwÚ whewe-thwough OwO the >_< sun -Dewights ^-^ to peep, ^-^ to xDD gaze :3 thewein uWu on thee; ->_> Yet eyes :3 this ÚwÚ cunnying UwU want ^-^ to OwO gwace theiw :3 awt, -^.^ They dwaw uWu but what uWu they >_> see, xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. - - -^-^ 25 ->_> Wet x3 those ^-^ who awe in :3 favouw with theiw staws, -x3 Of uWu pubwic uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> pwoud titwes UwU boast, ->w< Whiwst I xDD whom >_> fowtunye >_> of such ;;w;; twiumph :33 baws -^-^ Unwooked uWu fow ^.^ joy in UwU that I uWu honyouw most; -Great ^-^ pwinces' favourites theiw fair leaves spread, -But as OwO the >w< mawigowd at OwO the ^w^ sun's eye, -And in themsewves theiw uWu pwide :3 wies buwied, ->_< Fow at :3 a :3 fwown uWu they in theiw >_> gwowy ^-^ die. -The painful wawwiow ÚwÚ famoused uWu fow fight, -:33 Aftew :3 a ^w^ thousand ^-^ victowies UwU once ;;w;; foiwed, -^-^ Is ^-^ fwom OwO the book >_> of uWu honyouw xDD wazed ÚwÚ quite, -And >w< aww OwO the west ;;w;; fowgot uWu fow ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 toiwed: -;;w;; Then x3 happy I UwU that love ÚwÚ and x3 am bewuvd -:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot wemuv :3 nyow >w< be uWu wemuvd. - - -UwU 26 -Wowd >_> of my love, ^-^ to xDD whom in uWu vassawage -x3 Thy merit ;;w;; hath my >_> duty stwongwy :33 knyit; -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee I ^-^ send :3 this written >_< embassage -ÚwÚ To witness duty, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to show my wit. -Duty OwO so >_> gweat, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ wit OwO so UwU poow as >_< minye -May ^-^ make ÚwÚ seem OwO bawe, in >_< wanting uWu wowds ^-^ to show xDD it; -But UwU that I >w< hope >w< some good uWu conceit >_> of UwU thinye -UwU In >w< thy >_< souw's ^w^ thought x3 (aww nyaked) uWu wiww bestow OwO it: -;;w;; Tiww >_> whatsoevew star UwU that ;;w;; guides my ^.^ moving, ->_> Points uWu on me ;;w;; gwaciouswy with fair ;;w;; aspect, -And ^-^ puts apparel uWu on my uWu tattewed woving, -ÚwÚ To show me >w< wowthy >_> of >w< thy ^w^ sweet :33 wespect, -;;w;; Then ^-^ may I dare ^-^ to boast how I ^-^ do love ^.^ thee, -;;w;; Tiww then, ^.^ nyot show my head xDD whewe :3 thou uWu mayst ^w^ pwuv >_> me. - - -^w^ 27 -Weary with toil, I haste me ^-^ to my :33 bed, -The dear OwO wespose uWu fow wimbs with ^w^ twavew tired, -But then begins :3 a journey in my head -ÚwÚ To wowk my UwU mind, when body's ÚwÚ wowk's ;;w;; expiwed. ->_< Fow then my >_> thoughts UwU (fwom :3 faw xDD whewe I ^.^ abide) -^.^ Intend :3 a zeawous x3 piwgwimage ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -And ^-^ keep my ;;w;; dwooping :33 eyewids open ^.^ wide, -OwO Wooking uWu on :3 dawknyess ;;w;; which OwO the uWu bwind ^-^ do :3 see. -ÚwÚ Save UwU that my >_< souw's imaginyawy OwO sight -Pwesents >w< thy ;;w;; shadow ^-^ to my ^-^ sightwess OwO view, -^w^ Which >_< wike :3 a >_> jewew :33 (hung in ghastwy ÚwÚ nyight) -:3 Makes bwack night >_> beauteous, ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ owd ;;w;; face uWu nyew. -Lo ;;w;; thus uWu by :3 day my xDD wimbs, uWu by night my UwU mind, ->_< Fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu fow my ;;w;; sewf, nyo >_> quiet >_< find. - - -UwU 28 -OwO How can I then xDD wetuwn in x3 happy plight -:33 That x3 am ;;w;; debawwed OwO the benefit >_> of ÚwÚ west? -When UwU day's oppression :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ eased uWu by night, -But :3 day uWu by night ÚwÚ and night uWu by :3 day oppwessed. -And OwO each (though >_> enyemies ^-^ to ÚwÚ eithew's >_> weign) -Do in consent >_< shake ^.^ hands ^-^ to >_> towtuwe uWu me, -The ^-^ onye uWu by toil, OwO the uWu othew ^-^ to complain -OwO How :3 faw I toil, still farther x3 off ^-^ fwom thee. -I tell OwO the :3 day ^-^ to >w< pwease him :3 thou art :33 bwight, -And OwO dost him OwO gwace when clouds ^-^ do ^-^ bwot OwO the ^w^ heaven: -^w^ So fwattew I OwO the ^-^ swawt-compwexionyed night, -When sparkling x3 staws twiwe ^.^ nyot :3 thou gild'st OwO the even. -But :3 day doth ;;w;; daiwy dwaw my ;;w;; sowwows longer, -And night doth ^w^ nyightwy ^-^ make gwief's wength ÚwÚ seem stronger - - -uWu 29 -When in >w< disgwace with >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and xDD men's >_> eyes, -I >w< aww :3 awonye ^.^ beweep my x3 outcast state, -And twoubwe xDD deaf >w< heaven with my :33 bootwess cries, -And ÚwÚ wook x3 upon my uWu sewf ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwse my >w< fate, -Wishing me >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe rich in hope, -uWu Featuwed >_< wike ^w^ him, >_< wike him with fwiends OwO possessed, ->_> Desiwing :3 this ÚwÚ man's :3 awt, ÚwÚ and UwU that ÚwÚ man's UwU scope, -x3 With what I UwU most enjoy OwO contented >_> weast, ->_> Yet in ^.^ these >_> thoughts my uWu sewf ^w^ awmost x3 despising, -:3 Hapwy I ÚwÚ think uWu on ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and then my state, ->w< (Wike ^-^ to OwO the lark at >_< bweak >_> of :3 day ^.^ awising -From sullen earth) ;;w;; sings >w< hymns at >_< heaven's gate, ->_< Fow >w< thy ^w^ sweet love ^-^ wemembewed such wealth brings, -:33 That then I :33 scown ^-^ to >_> change my OwO state with ^.^ kings. - - ->_> 30 -When ^-^ to OwO the :3 sessions >_> of ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siwent thought, -I summon OwO up wemembwance >_> of >w< things ^.^ past, -I sigh OwO the wack >_> of many :3 a xDD thing I :33 sought, -And with ^.^ owd ^.^ woes OwO nyew ;;w;; waiw my dear >w< time's waste: -;;w;; Then can I drown OwO an eye ^w^ (unyused ^-^ to ÚwÚ fwow) ->_< Fow pwecious fwiends hid in >_> death's x3 datewess night, -And weep afresh ^-^ wuv's wong >_< since cancelled x3 woe, -And ^.^ moan th' ÚwÚ expense >_> of many :3 a vanished ^w^ sight. -;;w;; Then can I >w< gwieve at >_< gwievances foregone, -And heavily ^-^ fwom >_> woe ^-^ to >_> woe tell o'ew -The >_> sad >_< account >_> of ;;w;; fowe-bemoanyed :3 moan, -^w^ Which I OwO nyew pay as ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ paid >_> befowe. -But ^-^ if OwO the >_< whiwe I ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ thee (deaw fwiend) -^-^ Aww ÚwÚ wosses awe :33 westowed, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sowwows OwO end. - - -:33 31 -x3 Thy uWu bosom :3 is ^w^ endeawed with >w< aww hearts, -^w^ Which I uWu by UwU wacking ^.^ have supposed OwO dead, -And there reigns love ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ wuv's :33 woving :33 pawts, -And >w< aww x3 those fwiends ;;w;; which I ^w^ thought buwied. -OwO How many :3 a holy ÚwÚ and ^w^ obsequious >w< teaw -;;w;; Hath dear ^-^ wewigious love stow'n ^-^ fwom >_< minye eye, -UwU As ;;w;; intewest >_> of OwO the OwO dead, ;;w;; which :3 nyow appear, -But >w< things wemuvd UwU that ;;w;; hidden in ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wie. -Thou art OwO the grave xDD whewe buwied love doth live, -^w^ Hung with OwO the >_< twophies >_> of my lovers gone, -OwO Who >w< aww theiw pawts >_> of me ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >_> did >_> give, -:33 That :3 due >_> of many, :3 nyow :3 is UwU thinye awonye. -Their >_< images I :3 wuvd, I view in ^.^ thee, -And :3 thou x3 (aww UwU they) x3 hast >w< aww OwO the >w< aww >_> of >_> me. - - -x3 32 ->w< If :3 thou uWu suwvive my weww-contented day, -When UwU that ^w^ chuww death my bones with ^.^ dust uWu shaww cuvw -And ^-^ shawt uWu by >_> fowtunye UwU once ^-^ mowe :33 we-suwvey -^.^ These UwU poow wude >w< winyes >_> of >w< thy ^.^ deceased UwU wuvw: ->_< Compawe them with OwO the :33 bett'wing >_> of OwO the UwU time, -And >w< though uWu they >w< be :33 outstwipped uWu by every >_> pen, -Reserve them uWu fow my love, ^.^ nyot uWu fow theiw >_> whyme, -ÚwÚ Exceeded uWu by OwO the >_< height >_> of happier ^-^ men. -:3 O then OwO vouchsafe me uWu but :3 this :33 woving thought, -'Had my UwU fwiend's :33 Muse UwU gwown with :3 this ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ age, -OwO A ^w^ deawew biwth than :3 this his love xDD had ^w^ bwought -ÚwÚ To mawch in ^-^ wanks >_> of better xDD equipage: -But >_< since ^.^ he ;;w;; died ÚwÚ and poets better :3 pwuv, -uWu Theiws uWu fow theiw ^w^ stywe I'll ^.^ wead, his uWu fow his love'. - - ->_> 33 ->w< Fuww many :3 a ^w^ gwowious xDD mownying ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, -ÚwÚ Fwattew OwO the ^.^ mountain :3 tops with x3 suvweign eye, -Kissing with gowden ;;w;; face OwO the meadows gween; -UwU Giwding OwO pawe ;;w;; stweams with ^w^ heavenwy >_> awchemy: -Anon >w< pewmit OwO the ÚwÚ basest clouds ^-^ to ride, -x3 With >w< ugwy wack uWu on his celestial ;;w;; face, -And ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< fowwown x3 wowwd his >_> visage hide -^-^ Steawing >_> unseen ^-^ to west with :3 this disgwace: ->_< Even OwO so my >_< sun ^-^ onye >_< eawwy ^w^ mown >_> did uWu shinye, -x3 With >w< aww triumphant :33 spwendouw uWu on my brow, -But >_< out :33 awack, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ onye hour ÚwÚ minye, -The region cwoud ;;w;; hath xDD masked him ^-^ fwom me OwO nyow. ->_> Yet him uWu fow this, my love nyo whit disdainyeth, -UwU Suns >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may UwU stain, when >_< heaven's >_< sun >_> stainyeth. - - -^w^ 34 -UwU Why didst :3 thou pwomise such :3 a uWu beauteous day, -And ^-^ make me ^w^ twavew :3 fowth ^-^ without my >w< cwoak, -ÚwÚ To let base clouds o'ertake me in my >_< way, -^.^ Hiding >w< thy xDD bwav'wy in theiw rotten smoke? -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot enough UwU that OwO thwough OwO the cwoud :3 thou bweak, -ÚwÚ To OwO dwy OwO the ;;w;; wain uWu on my OwO stowm-beaten ;;w;; face, ->_< Fow nyo man ;;w;; weww >_> of such :3 a salve can ÚwÚ speak, -:33 That heals OwO the :33 wound, ÚwÚ and cuwes ^.^ nyot OwO the disgwace: -Nyow can >w< thy ÚwÚ shame ^w^ give ÚwÚ physic ^-^ to my gwief, -^-^ Though :3 thou repent, ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ have still OwO the loss, -^-^ Th' offender's UwU sowwow ÚwÚ wends uWu but uWu weak ^w^ wewief -ÚwÚ To him UwU that uWu beaws OwO the >w< stwong ÚwÚ offence's ;;w;; cwoss. ->_< Ah uWu but x3 those ;;w;; teaws awe ;;w;; peaww ;;w;; which >w< thy love UwU sheds, -And uWu they awe rich, ÚwÚ and >_< wansom >w< aww i-iww >_< deeds. - - -ÚwÚ 35 -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be gwieved at UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast >_< donye, -^w^ Woses ^.^ have thorns, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew >_> fountains mud, -Cwouds ÚwÚ and >w< ecwipses :33 stain uWu both ^-^ moon ÚwÚ and >_> sun, -And ^-^ woathsome cankew ;;w;; wives in x3 sweetest >_< bud. -^-^ Aww x3 men ^-^ make fauwts, ÚwÚ and x3 even I in this, -Authowizing >w< thy ÚwÚ twespass with >_> compawe, -UwU My uWu sewf corrupting xDD sawving >w< thy amiss, -Excusing >w< thy x3 sins ^-^ mowe than >w< thy x3 sins UwU awe: ->_< Fow ^-^ to >w< thy x3 sensuaw fauwt I bwing in :33 sense, -x3 Thy advewse party :3 is >w< thy UwU advocate, -And >w< 'gainst my uWu sewf :3 a lawful pwea xDD commence: -Such civil OwO waw :3 is in my love ÚwÚ and ^.^ hate, -:33 That I OwO an accessary ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ^.^ be, -ÚwÚ To UwU that ^w^ sweet ^w^ thief ;;w;; which ^.^ souwwy >_> wobs ^-^ fwom >_> me. - - -ÚwÚ 36 ->_> Wet me x3 confess UwU that ^-^ we two >w< must >w< be OwO twain, -UwU Awthough ^-^ ouw :33 undivided loves awe >_< onye: -^w^ So uWu shaww x3 those >_> bwots UwU that ^-^ do with me ÚwÚ wemain, -Without >w< thy help, uWu by me >w< be ÚwÚ bownye awonye. -UwU In ^-^ ouw two loves there :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye :33 wespect, -^-^ Though in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives :3 a separable >_> spite, -^w^ Which >w< though ^.^ it x3 awtew ^.^ nyot ^-^ wuv's >_> sowe >_> effect, ->_> Yet doth ^.^ it >_< steaw ^w^ sweet ^w^ houws ^-^ fwom ^-^ wuv's xDD dewight. -I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD evewmowe acknyowwedge ^.^ thee, -Lest my ^-^ bewaiwed UwU guiwt shouwd ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee shame, -Nyow :3 thou with uWu pubwic >_> kindnyess uWu honyouw uWu me, ->_< Unwess :3 thou UwU take UwU that uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom >w< thy nyame: -But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, I love ÚwÚ thee in such sort, -UwU As :3 thou being ÚwÚ minye, >_< minye :3 is >w< thy good >_< wepowt. - - ->w< 37 -UwU As :3 a decwepit fathew ^-^ takes >w< dewight, -ÚwÚ To UwU see his ^-^ active >w< chiwd ^-^ do deeds >_> of youth, -^w^ So OwO I, :3 made ^.^ wame uWu by Fowtunye's ;;w;; deawest ^-^ spite -;;w;; Take >w< aww my comfort >_> of >w< thy wowth ÚwÚ and :33 twuth. ->_< Fow whethew :3 beauty, birth, ^w^ ow :33 weawth, ^w^ ow wit, -Ow ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these aww, ^w^ ow aww, ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe -Entitled in >w< thy :33 pawts, ^-^ do crowned >_> sit, -I ^-^ make my love engrafted ^-^ to :3 this OwO stowe: -^w^ So then I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD wame, xDD poow, :3 nyow >w< despised, ->w< Whiwst UwU that :3 this ;;w;; shadow doth such xDD substance >_> give, -:33 That I in >w< thy abundance x3 am >w< sufficed, -And uWu by :3 a part >_> of >w< aww >w< thy >_> gwowy ^.^ wive: -Wook what :3 is best, UwU that :33 best I ^w^ wish in ^.^ thee, -:3 This ^w^ wish I x3 have, then >w< ten xDD times x3 happy >_> me. - - -ÚwÚ 38 -OwO How can my ^w^ muse UwU want :33 subject ^-^ to ^.^ invent -OwO Whiwe :3 thou OwO dost bweathe UwU that xDD pouw'st OwO into my verse, ->_< Thinye >_> own ^w^ sweet ^.^ awgument, xDD too x3 excewwent, ->_< Fow every UwU vuwgaw paper ^-^ to :3 weheawse? -:3 O ^w^ give >w< thy uWu sewf OwO the ^w^ thanks ^-^ if >w< aught in uWu me, -Wowthy perusal ^.^ stand x3 against >w< thy ^-^ sight, ->_< Fow :33 who's OwO so OwO dumb UwU that cannyot wwite ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -When :3 thou >w< thy uWu sewf OwO dost ^w^ give ÚwÚ invention OwO wight? -Be :3 thou OwO the x3 tenth uWu Muse, >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe in wowth ->w< Than x3 those ^.^ owd :33 nyinye ;;w;; which uWu whymews UwU invocate, -And ^.^ he UwU that calls uWu on ^.^ thee, let him bwing :3 fowth -:33 Etewnyaw ÚwÚ nyumbews ^-^ to ;;w;; outwive wong ^.^ date. ->w< If my ^w^ swight ^w^ muse ^-^ do >w< pwease ^.^ these uWu cuwious OwO days, -The pain >w< be ÚwÚ minye, uWu but UwU thinye uWu shaww >w< be OwO the :3 pwaise. - - ->_< 39 -:3 O how >w< thy wowth with ^-^ mannyews ^-^ may I sing, -When :3 thou art >w< aww OwO the better part >_> of x3 me? -What can >_< minye >_> own UwU pwaise ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own uWu sewf bwing: -And what :3 is't uWu but >_< minye >_> own when I UwU pwaise OwO thee? ->_< Even uWu fow this, let OwO us ;;w;; divided live, -And ^-^ ouw dear love wose name >_> of >w< singwe one, -:33 That uWu by :3 this ÚwÚ sepawation I ^-^ may ^.^ give: -:33 That :3 due ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; which :3 thou >_> desewv'st awonye: -:3 O absence what :3 a >_> towment wouldst :3 thou :3 pwuv, -Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^w^ souw :3 weisuwe >_> gave ^w^ sweet leave, -ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain OwO the UwU time with >_> thoughts >_> of love, -^w^ Which UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> thoughts OwO so OwO sweetwy doth :3 deceive. -And UwU that :3 thou teachest how ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ onye OwO twain, -By praising him here ^-^ who doth x3 hence :33 wemain. - - -40 -;;w;; Take >w< aww my >_> wuvs, my love, OwO yea UwU take them aww, -What x3 hast :3 thou then ^-^ mowe than :3 thou xDD hadst UwU befowe? -:3 Nyo love, my love, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst OwO twue love ^-^ caww, -^-^ Aww >_< minye ÚwÚ was thinye, before :3 thou xDD hadst :3 this mowe: -;;w;; Then ^-^ if uWu fow my love, :3 thou my love :3 weceivest, -I cannyot blame ^.^ thee, uWu fow my love :3 thou ^-^ usest, -But ÚwÚ yet >w< be >w< bwamed, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< thy uWu sewf ÚwÚ deceivest -By wilful ÚwÚ taste >_> of what >w< thy uWu sewf ^w^ wefusest. -I ^-^ do forgive >w< thy robbery gentwe ^w^ thief -UwU Awthough :3 thou >_< steaw ÚwÚ thee >w< aww my puvwty: -And ÚwÚ yet love knows ^.^ it :3 is :3 a gweatew >w< gwief -ÚwÚ To bear gweatew ^.^ wwong, than uWu hate's OwO knyown OwO injuwy. -:3 Wascivious >w< gwace, in xDD whom >w< aww i-iww ;;w;; weww shows, -Kiww me with ;;w;; spites ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be foes. - - -41 -Those pwetty ^-^ wwongs UwU that ;;w;; wibewty >w< commits, -When I x3 am sometime ÚwÚ absent ^-^ fwom >w< thy xDD heawt, -x3 Thy :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy years :33 fuww ;;w;; weww befits, ->_< Fow still OwO temptation UwU fowwows xDD whewe :3 thou awt. -;;w;; Gentwe :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be uWu won, -;;w;; Beauteous :3 thou :3 awt, OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be >_> assaiwed. -And when :3 a ^-^ woman woos, what :3 woman's UwU son, -uWu Wiww ^.^ souwwy xDD weave xDD hew ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have UwU pwevaiwed? -^w^ Ay uWu me, uWu but ÚwÚ yet :3 thou x3 mightst my x3 seat forbear, -And ^w^ chide >w< thy :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 stwaying youth, -OwO Who ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ thee in theiw uWu wiot x3 even there -:3 Whewe :3 thou art fowced ^-^ to >_< bweak :3 a >w< twofowd twuth: -uWu Hews uWu by >w< thy x3 beauty uWu tempting xDD hew ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ->_< Thinye uWu by >w< thy x3 beauty being false ^-^ to >_> me. - - -uWu 42 -:33 That :3 thou x3 hast xDD hew ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< aww my gwief, -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said I loved xDD hew dearly, -:33 That ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ thee :3 is >_> of my >_> waiwing chief, -OwO A woss in love UwU that UwU touches me ^-^ mowe >_> nyeawwy. -ÚwÚ Woving offendews ;;w;; thus I uWu wiww ;;w;; excuse >_< ye, -Thou OwO dost love UwU hew, ^.^ because :3 thou uWu knyow'st I love UwU hew, -And uWu fow my :33 sake x3 even OwO so doth ^.^ she ^w^ abuse uWu me, -Suff'wing my fwiend uWu fow my :33 sake ^-^ to appwuv :3 hew. ->w< If I wose ^.^ thee, my woss :3 is my ^-^ wuv's gain, -And >w< wosing UwU hew, my fwiend ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found UwU that loss, -Both find OwO each xDD othew, ÚwÚ and I wose uWu both OwO twain, -And uWu both uWu fow my :33 sake uWu way uWu on me :3 this cross, -But >w< hewe's OwO the joy, my fwiend ÚwÚ and I awe one, -^.^ Sweet fwattewy, then ^.^ she loves uWu but me awonye. - - -x3 43 -When UwU most I :3 wink then ^-^ do >_< minye eyes :33 best >_> see, ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the :3 day uWu they view >w< things unrespected, -But when I >w< sweep, in >_> dweams uWu they ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^.^ thee, -And darkly :33 bwight, awe UwU bwight in dark xDD diwected. -;;w;; Then :3 thou uWu whose ;;w;; shadow ^w^ shadows doth ^-^ make UwU bwight -OwO How would >w< thy shadow's >_> fowm, fowm x3 happy show, -ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; cweaw :3 day with >w< thy >w< much clearer >_< wight, -When ^-^ to unseeing eyes >w< thy shade uWu shinyes so! -OwO How would (I ;;w;; say) >_< minye eyes >w< be bwessed made, -By looking uWu on ÚwÚ thee in OwO the :3 wiving day, -When in UwU dead night >w< thy fair impewfect :33 shade, -^.^ Thwough :33 heavy ;;w;; sweep uWu on ^-^ sightwess eyes doth uWu stay! -^-^ Aww >_< days awe nyights ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see ^.^ thee, -And nyights UwU bwight >_< days when >_> dweams ^-^ do show ÚwÚ thee >_> me. - - -^.^ 44 ->w< If OwO the :33 duww xDD substance >_> of my ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; wewe thought, -:33 Injuwious uWu distance shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD stop my >_< way, ->_< Fow then UwU despite >_> of space I would >w< be >_> bwought, -From xDD wimits :3 faw wemote, xDD whewe :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ stay, -:3 Nyo matter then although my foot >_> did ^.^ stand -:3 Upon OwO the uWu fawthest :3 eawth wemuvd ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, ->_< Fow nimble ^w^ thought can jump uWu both ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, -UwU As >_> soon as ÚwÚ think OwO the place xDD whewe ^.^ he would UwU be. -But ÚwÚ ah, ^w^ thought kiwws me UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought -ÚwÚ To :33 weap uWu wawge lengths >_> of :3 miwes when :3 thou art gone, -But UwU that OwO so >w< much >_> of :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< watew ^w^ wwought, -I >w< must x3 attend, >w< time's :3 weisuwe with my xDD moan. -Weceiving UwU nyought uWu by >_< ewements OwO so swow, -But :33 heavy >_< teaws, >w< badges >_> of ÚwÚ eithew's ^w^ woe. - - -ÚwÚ 45 -The uWu othew ^-^ two, ^w^ swight :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and purging fire, -uWu Awe uWu both with ^.^ thee, >w< whewevew I uWu abide, -The ^.^ fiwst my thought, OwO the uWu othew my desiwe, -^.^ These xDD pwesent-absent with swift motion slide. ->_< Fow when ^.^ these quickew >_< ewements awe gonye -UwU In >w< tendew >_< embassy >_> of love ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -UwU My life being :3 made >_> of :3 fouw, with two xDD awonye, -^w^ Sinks ;;w;; down ^-^ to >_< death, oppwessed with mewanchowy. -^.^ Untiw :3 wife's :3 composition >w< be wecuwed, -By x3 those swift messengews wetuwnyed ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, -OwO Who x3 even uWu but :3 nyow come xDD back UwU again assured, -x3 Of >w< thy fair ^.^ heawth, >w< wecounting ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> me. -:3 This xDD towd, I joy, uWu but then nyo ÚwÚ wongew UwU gwad, -I ^-^ send them xDD back UwU again ÚwÚ and straight gwow :33 sad. - - -:33 46 -Minye eye ÚwÚ and OwO heawt awe at :3 a x3 mowtaw war, -OwO How ^-^ to >_> divide OwO the :3 conquest >_> of >w< thy ^-^ sight, -Minye eye, my OwO heawt >w< thy :3 pictuwe's OwO sight would :33 baw, -UwU My xDD heawt, >_< minye eye OwO the freedom >_> of UwU that >_< wight, -UwU My OwO heawt doth >w< pwead UwU that :3 thou in him OwO dost >_< wie, ->_> (A closet never ^w^ piewced with crystal ;;w;; eyes) -But OwO the ;;w;; defendant doth UwU that pwea deny, -And :33 says in him >w< thy fair ^.^ appeawance wies. -ÚwÚ To >_> side :3 this title :3 is impanyewwed -OwO A x3 quest >_> of ^-^ thoughts, >w< aww tenants ^-^ to OwO the xDD heawt, -And uWu by theiw verdict :3 is determined -The ;;w;; cweaw UwU eye's moiety, ÚwÚ and OwO the dear ^w^ heawt's pawt. -UwU As thus, >_< minye UwU eye's :3 due :3 is >w< thy >_> outwawd UwU pawt, -And my ^w^ heawt's >_< wight, >w< thy >_< inwawd love >_> of ÚwÚ heawt. - - -ÚwÚ 47 -ÚwÚ Betwixt >_< minye eye ÚwÚ and OwO heawt :3 a >_> weague :3 is took, -And OwO each doth good ;;w;; tuwns :3 nyow x3 unto OwO the xDD othew, -When UwU that >_< minye eye :3 is OwO famished uWu fow :3 a look, -Ow OwO heawt in love with sighs ^-^ himsewf doth OwO smothew; -x3 With my ^-^ wuv's UwU pictuwe then my eye doth >w< feast, -And ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ painted ^.^ banquet >_< bids my ;;w;; heawt: ->_> Anyothew UwU time >_< minye eye :3 is my ^w^ heawt's guest, -And in his >_> thoughts >_> of love doth share :3 a pawt. -^w^ So ;;w;; eithew uWu by >w< thy UwU pictuwe ^w^ ow my love, -x3 Thy uWu sewf ^w^ away, art ÚwÚ pwesent still with uWu me, ->_< Fow :3 thou ^.^ nyot farther than my >_> thoughts ^w^ canst UwU muv, -And I x3 am still with ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they with thee. -Ow ^-^ if uWu they >w< sweep, >w< thy UwU pictuwe in my OwO sight -:3 Awakes my xDD heawt, ^-^ to ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ and UwU eye's xDD dewight. - - -x3 48 -OwO How ÚwÚ cawefuw ÚwÚ was I when I took my >_< way, ->_> Each twifwe uWu undew >w< twuest :33 baws ^-^ to OwO thwust, -:33 That ^-^ to my ;;w;; use ^.^ it UwU might x3 unyused stay -From ^.^ hands >_> of >_< fawsehood, in ^w^ suwe :33 wawds >_> of trust! -But thou, ^-^ to xDD whom my jewews >_< twifwes awe, -uWu Most >w< wowthy UwU comfowt, :3 nyow my :3 gweatest gwief, -Thou :33 best >_> of ÚwÚ deawest, ÚwÚ and >_< minye only cawe, -Awt weft OwO the uWu pwey >_> of every UwU vuwgaw >w< thief. -ÚwÚ Thee ^.^ have I ^.^ nyot locked OwO up in ^-^ any ^w^ chest, -ÚwÚ Save xDD whewe :3 thou art ;;w;; nyot, >w< though I ;;w;; feew :3 thou :3 awt, -xDD Within OwO the gentwe :3 cwosuwe >_> of my ^w^ bweast, -From :3 whence at ^w^ pweasuwe :3 thou uWu mayst come ÚwÚ and UwU pawt, -And x3 even ^.^ thence :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be stow'n I feaw, ->_< Fow >w< twuth proves ^w^ thievish uWu fow :3 a UwU pwize OwO so ;;w;; deaw. - - ->_> 49 -uWu Against UwU that UwU time (if >w< evew UwU that UwU time come) -When I uWu shaww UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 fwown uWu on my ^w^ defects, -When as >w< thy love ;;w;; hath UwU cast his xDD utmost >w< sum, ->w< Cawwed ^-^ to UwU that >w< audit uWu by advised respects, -uWu Against UwU that UwU time when :3 thou ^-^ shawt stwangewy pass, -And ^-^ scawcewy gweet me with UwU that >_< sun UwU thinye eye, -When love OwO convewted ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ was -:33 Shaww reasons find >_> of ;;w;; settwed gwavity; -uWu Against UwU that UwU time ^-^ do I ^w^ ensconce me here -xDD Within OwO the knowledge >_> of >_< minye >_> own :33 desewt, -And :3 this my ;;w;; hand, x3 against my uWu sewf ÚwÚ upweaw, -ÚwÚ To guawd OwO the lawful reasons uWu on >w< thy UwU pawt, -ÚwÚ To xDD weave UwU poow uWu me, :3 thou x3 hast OwO the OwO stwength >_> of ^w^ waws, -x3 Since x3 why ^-^ to love, I can >_> awwege nyo ^.^ cause. - - -50 -OwO How :33 heavy ^-^ do I journey uWu on OwO the >_< way, -When what I >w< seek (my x3 weawy xDD twavew's >w< end) -^-^ Doth teach UwU that UwU case ÚwÚ and UwU that wepose ^-^ to uWu say -x3 'Thus :3 faw OwO the :3 miwes awe ^-^ measuwed ^-^ fwom >w< thy :3 fwiend.' -The beast UwU that uWu beaws uWu me, ^.^ tiwed with my x3 woe, -Plods dully OwO on, ^-^ to bear UwU that OwO weight in uWu me, -UwU As ^-^ if uWu by >w< some :33 instinct OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch >_> did xDD knyow -His >_< widew loved ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ speed being :3 made ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee: -The bwoody xDD spuw cannyot >_< pwovoke him OwO on, -:33 That ^.^ sometimes :3 angew thrusts OwO into his >_> hide, -^w^ Which heavily ^.^ he ^-^ answews with :3 a groan, -Mowe shawp ^-^ to me than uWu spuwwing ^-^ to his >w< side, ->_< Fow UwU that >_> same >_> gwoan doth >w< put :3 this in my UwU mind, -UwU My >w< gwief :3 wies >_> onwawd ÚwÚ and my ^.^ joy >w< behind. - - -^w^ 51 -ÚwÚ Thus can my love ;;w;; excuse OwO the uWu swow offence, -x3 Of my :33 duww bearer, when ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee I uWu speed, -From xDD whewe :3 thou :3 awt, x3 why shouwd I haste me uWu thence? -;;w;; Tiww I xDD wetuwn >_> of ;;w;; posting :3 is nyo need. -:3 O what ;;w;; excuse uWu wiww my UwU poow beast then find, -When swift >_> extwemity can ÚwÚ seem uWu but uWu swow? -;;w;; Then shouwd I xDD spuw >w< though x3 mounted uWu on OwO the wind, -UwU In >w< winged ÚwÚ speed nyo motion uWu shaww I >w< knyow, -;;w;; Then can nyo horse with my desiwe ^-^ keep ÚwÚ pace, -OwO Thewefowe desiwe ÚwÚ (of pewfect'st love being made) -:33 Shaww nyeigh (no :33 duww flesh) in his :33 fiewy ^.^ wace, -But love, uWu fow love, ;;w;; thus uWu shaww ;;w;; excuse my uWu jade, -x3 Since ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee going, ^.^ he went uWu wiwfuw-swow, -Towawds ÚwÚ thee I'll ^-^ wun, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go. - - -:3 52 -^w^ So x3 am I as OwO the rich uWu whose bwessed key, -^w^ Can bwing him ^-^ to his ^w^ sweet uWu up-wocked tweasuwe, -The ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot every hour survey, ->_< Fow blunting OwO the fine point >_> of uWu sewdom ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -OwO Thewefowe awe UwU feasts OwO so sowemn ÚwÚ and OwO so wawe, -x3 Since uWu sewdom UwU coming in UwU that wong yeaw set, -;;w;; Wike >w< stonyes >_> of wowth uWu they thinwy ^w^ pwaced awe, -Ow x3 captain jewews in OwO the UwU cawcanyet. -^w^ So :3 is OwO the UwU time UwU that >_< keeps you as my chest -Ow as OwO the x3 wawdwobe ;;w;; which OwO the robe doth >_> hide, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >w< some speciaw x3 instant special-blest, -By OwO nyew >w< unfowding his :3 impwisonyed ^.^ pwide. -Blessed awe you uWu whose worthiness gives UwU scope, ->_> Being xDD had ^-^ to :3 twiumph, being x3 wacked ^-^ to :33 hope. - - -uWu 53 -What :3 is >_> youw UwU substance, ^w^ wheweof awe you made, -:33 That millions >_> of ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ shadows uWu on you tend? -x3 Since every one, ;;w;; hath every one, ^-^ onye :33 shade, -And you uWu but one, can every ;;w;; shadow x3 wend: -Describe >_> Adonyis ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU countewfeit, -^-^ Is >_> poowwy imitated aftew you, -uWu On ^-^ Hewen's ^-^ cheek >w< aww art >_> of x3 beauty set, -And you in Grecian >w< tiwes awe ^w^ painted ÚwÚ nyew: -^w^ Speak >_> of OwO the UwU spwing, ÚwÚ and :3 foison >_> of OwO the yeaw, -The ^-^ onye doth ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw x3 beauty show, -The uWu othew as >_> youw bounty doth appear, -And you in every bwessed ^-^ shape ^-^ we know. -UwU In >w< aww ^-^ extewnyaw OwO gwace you ^.^ have >w< some UwU pawt, -But you >_< wike x3 nyonye, UwU nyonye you uWu fow ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ heawt. - - -OwO 54 -:3 O how >w< much ^-^ mowe doth x3 beauty uWu beauteous seem, -By UwU that ^w^ sweet >_> ownyament ;;w;; which >w< twuth doth x3 give! -The wose looks :33 faiw, uWu but ^-^ faiwew ^-^ we ^.^ it ^.^ deem ->_< Fow UwU that ^w^ sweet xDD odouw, ;;w;; which doth in ^.^ it ^.^ wive: -The cankew bwooms ^.^ have :33 fuww as ^-^ deep :3 a >_> dye, -UwU As OwO the uWu pewfumed tincture >_> of OwO the xDD woses, ->w< Hang uWu on such thorns, ÚwÚ and xDD pway as ÚwÚ wantonwy, -When ÚwÚ summew's >_> bweath theiw xDD masked buds discwoses: -But uWu fow theiw :3 viwtue only :3 is theiw show, -^.^ They live ^.^ unwooed, ÚwÚ and uWu unwespected ^-^ fade, -^.^ Die ^-^ to :3 themsewves. ^.^ Sweet >w< woses ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, -x3 Of theiw ^w^ sweet deaths, awe x3 sweetest odours x3 made: -And OwO so >_> of you, uWu beauteous ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy youth, -When UwU that uWu shaww uWu vade, uWu by ^w^ vewse distills >_> youw :33 twuth. - - -uWu 55 -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ mawbwe, :3 nyow OwO the x3 giwded monyuments -x3 Of princes uWu shaww ;;w;; outwive :3 this >w< powewfuw >_> whyme, -But you uWu shaww shinye ^-^ mowe UwU bwight in ^.^ these uWu contents ->w< Than ;;w;; unswept ^.^ stonye, besmeared with ÚwÚ swuttish xDD time. -When wastefuw OwO waw uWu shaww statues overturn, -And uWu bwoiws >w< woot >_< out OwO the wowk >_> of masonwy, -Nyow >w< Maws his ;;w;; swowd, :3 nyow waw's uWu quick x3 fiwe uWu shaww buwn: -The :3 wiving ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of >_> youw :33 memowy. -'Gainst >_< death, ÚwÚ and all-oblivious :33 enmity -:33 Shaww you pace >w< fowth, >_> youw UwU pwaise uWu shaww still find UwU woom, ->_< Even in OwO the eyes >_> of >w< aww posterity -:33 That wear :3 this x3 wowwd >_< out ^-^ to OwO the OwO ending >w< doom. -^w^ So ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ÚwÚ judgment UwU that >_> youw uWu sewf awise, -You live in this, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dweww in ^-^ wuvws' OwO eyes. - - -56 -^.^ Sweet love ^.^ wenyew >w< thy force, >w< be ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^w^ said -x3 Thy >_> edge shouwd ^-^ bwuntew >w< be than OwO appetite, -^w^ Which uWu but OwO to-day uWu by OwO feeding :3 is >_< awwayed, ->w< To-mowwow >_> shawpenyed in his fowmew ^-^ might. -^w^ So love >w< be thou, although OwO to-day :3 thou fiww -x3 Thy x3 hungwy >_> eyes, x3 even ÚwÚ tiww uWu they :3 wink with ^-^ fuwnyess, ->w< To-mowwow UwU see uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 kiww -The spirit >_> of love, with :3 a x3 pewpetuaw ^w^ duwnyess: ->_> Wet :3 this >_> sad intewim >_< wike OwO the :33 ocean >w< be -^w^ Which pawts OwO the shore, xDD whewe two :3 contwacted ^w^ nyew, -Come ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ to OwO the :33 banks, UwU that when uWu they see: -Wetuwn >_> of love, ^-^ mowe bwest ^-^ may >w< be OwO the ^.^ view. -Ow caww ^.^ it winter, ;;w;; which being :33 fuww >_> of cawe, -:3 Makes ÚwÚ summew's welcome, ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ mowe OwO wished, ^-^ mowe ^w^ wawe. - - -^.^ 57 ->_> Being >_> youw ^w^ swave what shouwd I ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ tend, -:3 Upon OwO the >_> houws, ÚwÚ and xDD times >_> of >_> youw ^-^ desiwe? -I ^.^ have nyo pwecious UwU time at >w< aww ^-^ to :33 spend; -Nyow services ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ tiww you wequiwe. -Nyow dare I ^w^ chide OwO the world-without-end xDD houw, ->w< Whiwst I (my xDD suvweign) watch OwO the ^w^ cwock uWu fow you, -Nyow ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ bittewnyess >_> of absence >_> souw, -When you ^.^ have ;;w;; bid >_> youw ^-^ sewvant UwU once ^.^ adieu. -Nyow dare I xDD question with my x3 jeawous thought, -:3 Whewe you ^-^ may ^.^ be, ^w^ ow >_> youw affairs UwU suppose, -But >_< wike :3 a >_> sad ^w^ swave stay ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU nyought -ÚwÚ Save xDD whewe you awe, how x3 happy you ^-^ make those. -^w^ So OwO twue :3 a OwO foow :3 is love, UwU that in >_> youw wiww, -ÚwÚ (Though you ^-^ do ^-^ any ^w^ thing) ^.^ he OwO thinks nyo ill. - - -58 -:33 That god forbid, UwU that :3 made me ^.^ fiwst >_> youw slave, -I shouwd in ^w^ thought ÚwÚ contwow >_> youw xDD times >_> of pweasuwe, -Ow at >_> youw hand th' >_< account >_> of ^w^ houws ^-^ to ^.^ cwave, ->_> Being >_> youw vassaw bound ^-^ to stay >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. -:3 O let me suffer ^.^ (being at >_> youw beck) -^-^ Th' :3 impwisonyed absence >_> of >_> youw wibewty, -And >_< patience ^w^ tame ^-^ to sufferance xDD bide OwO each check, -Without :3 accusing you >_> of OwO injuwy. -Be xDD whewe you wist, >_> youw chawtew :3 is OwO so ^w^ stwong, -:33 That you >_> youw uWu sewf ^-^ may >_> pwiviwage >_> youw UwU time -ÚwÚ To what you wiww, ^-^ to you ^.^ it doth ^-^ bewong, -Your uWu sewf ^-^ to pawdon >_> of x3 sewf-doing crime. -I x3 am ^-^ to wait, >w< though ^w^ waiting OwO so >w< be >_< heww, -:3 Nyot blame >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe >w< be ^.^ it i-iww ^w^ ow :33 weww. +x3 When >w< fowty >w< wintews UwU shaww x3 besiege >w< thy >_> bwow, +xDD And dig >_> deep trenches uWu in >w< thy beauty's >_> fiewd, +x3 Thy :3 youth's OwO pwoud :33 wivewy UwU so >w< gazed on now, +Will be :3 a xDD tattewed >_< weed of UwU smaww ^.^ wowth x3 hewd: +UwU Then ^.^ being ^.^ asked, :3 whewe aww >w< thy beauty lies, +Whewe aww x3 the treasure of >w< thy ÚwÚ wusty days; +;;w;; To >_> say within ^.^ thinye UwU own >_> deep sunken ^w^ eyes, +^.^ Wewe >w< an OwO aww-eating UwU shame, ÚwÚ and :3 thwiftwess ;;w;; pwaise. +How much ^.^ mowe praise deserved >w< thy beauty's ^.^ use, +;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ couwdst answew 'This >w< faiw chiwd of >_< minye +Shall >w< sum x3 my ÚwÚ count, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 my ;;w;; owd excuse' +ÚwÚ Pwoving :33 his beauty ^.^ by ^.^ succession ÚwÚ thinye. +This :3 wewe to be x3 nyew UwU made when xDD thou awt :3 owd, +xDD And >_> see >w< thy :3 bwood wawm when xDD thou >_< feew'st >w< it cowd. + + +uWu 3 +Wook uWu in >w< thy gwass ÚwÚ and tell x3 the OwO face xDD thou >_> viewest, +Now >_> is x3 the time :3 that OwO face >_> shouwd >_< fowm another, +>_< Whose >w< fwesh repair >_> if nyow xDD thou nyot ;;w;; wenyewest, +^.^ Thou dost beguile x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ;;w;; unbwess x3 some x3 mothew. +For :3 whewe >_> is ^.^ she UwU so >w< faiw x3 whose unyeawed womb +OwO Disdains x3 the ^w^ tiwwage of >w< thy husbandry? +:33 Ow who >_> is ^.^ he UwU so fond xDD wiww be x3 the ;;w;; tomb, +Of :33 his sewf-wuv to ÚwÚ stop ^.^ postewity? +^.^ Thou awt >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's gwass ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu in uWu thee +^-^ Cawws back x3 the lovely ;;w;; Apwiw of her prime, +^w^ So xDD thou ^w^ thwough ^w^ windows of ^.^ thinye age shalt see, +^-^ Despite of ^.^ wwinkwes ÚwÚ this >w< thy golden uWu time. +OwO But >_> if xDD thou ^w^ wive >_< wemembewed nyot to be, +:33 Die :3 singwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye x3 image dies with thee. + + +UwU 4 +>_< Unthwifty xDD wuvwinyess >w< why dost xDD thou ;;w;; spend, +>_> Upon >w< thy self >w< thy beauty's >w< wegacy? +Nyatuwe's bequest ;;w;; gives >_< nyothing >_> but xDD doth UwU wend, +xDD And ^.^ being xDD fwank ^.^ she wends to UwU those OwO awe ÚwÚ fwee: +UwU Then beauteous niggard >w< why dost xDD thou ^.^ abuse, +uWu The ^.^ bounteous largess UwU given uWu thee to :3 give? +Profitless ;;w;; usuwew >w< why dost xDD thou use +^w^ So great :3 a >w< sum of uWu sums yet ;;w;; canst nyot >_> wive? +For xDD having UwU twaffic with >w< thy self ^-^ awonye, +^.^ Thou of >w< thy self >w< thy x3 sweet self dost >_> deceive, +UwU Then >w< how when ÚwÚ nyatuwe ;;w;; cawws uWu thee to be >w< gonye, +>_> What acceptable ^-^ audit ;;w;; canst xDD thou weave? +x3 Thy unused beauty ^w^ must be UwU tombed with ÚwÚ thee, +>_< Which used ;;w;; wives x3 th' executor to >w< be. + + +^w^ 5 +>w< Those >_> houws :3 that with ^-^ gentwe ^.^ wowk uWu did fwame +uWu The lovely ÚwÚ gaze :3 whewe every ^w^ eye xDD doth dwell +Will :33 pway x3 the ^.^ tywants to x3 the xDD vewy same, +xDD And :3 that unfair which ^.^ faiwwy xDD doth excel: +For >_> nyevew-westing time weads ^-^ summew on +;;w;; To ^-^ hideous winter ÚwÚ and ;;w;; confounds ^.^ him thewe, +x3 Sap >_> checked with frost ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wusty >w< weaves quite >w< gonye, +^w^ Beauty ÚwÚ o'ew-snyowed ÚwÚ and bawenyess every whewe: +UwU Then :3 wewe nyot :33 summew's distillation left +^-^ A OwO wiquid ÚwÚ pwisonyew x3 pent uWu in OwO wawws of gwass, +Beauty's ^w^ effect with beauty :3 wewe ^w^ beweft, +x3 Nyow >w< it nor nyo wemembwance >_> what >w< it uWu was. +OwO But fwowews distiwwed ^w^ though ;;w;; they with winter ^w^ meet, +;;w;; Weese >_> but uWu theiw show, uWu theiw ÚwÚ substance still ;;w;; wives sweet. + + +6 +UwU Then wet nyot winter's ^-^ wagged uWu hand :33 deface, +^w^ In uWu thee >w< thy ^-^ summew ere xDD thou be ;;w;; distiwwed: +^-^ Make x3 sweet x3 some x3 viaw; treasure xDD thou x3 some pwace, +With beauty's treasure ere >w< it be >w< sewf-kiwwed: +:33 That use >_> is nyot fowbidden usury, +>_< Which ;;w;; happies UwU those :3 that x3 pay x3 the ^.^ wiwwing OwO woan; +>w< That's fow >w< thy self to breed anyothew ÚwÚ thee, +:33 Ow ;;w;; ten times uWu happiew be >w< it ;;w;; ten fow one, +uWu Ten times >w< thy self :3 wewe uWu happiew than xDD thou awt, +;;w;; If ;;w;; ten of ^.^ thinye ;;w;; ten times refigured >_< thee: +UwU Then >_> what couwd :33 death UwU do >_> if xDD thou shouwdst depart, +^.^ Weaving uWu thee UwU wiving uWu in ^.^ postewity? +^w^ Be nyot ^-^ sewf-wiwwed fow xDD thou awt much ^w^ too faiw, +;;w;; To be ^w^ death's conquest ÚwÚ and >_< make wowms ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ heiw. + + +:3 7 +>_> Wo uWu in x3 the x3 owient when x3 the >_> gwacious >w< wight +Lifts x3 up :33 his ^.^ buwnying head, >_< each :33 undew ^w^ eye +^-^ Doth UwU homage to :33 his xDD nyew-appeawing UwU sight, +Serving with :33 wooks :33 his uWu sacwed ^.^ majesty, +xDD And xDD having climbed x3 the uWu steep-up ^-^ heavenwy >w< hiww, +>_> Wesembwing >w< stwong :33 youth uWu in :33 his ;;w;; middwe age, +ÚwÚ Yet >w< mowtaw :33 wooks >_> adowe :33 his beauty still, +Attending on :33 his golden pilgrimage: +OwO But when from x3 highmost ^w^ pitch with ÚwÚ weawy ^.^ caw, +Wike feebwe age ^.^ he >w< weeweth from x3 the ^-^ day, +uWu The eyes ^w^ (fowe duteous) nyow ^.^ convewted OwO awe +Fwom :33 his wow ^.^ twact ÚwÚ and wook anyothew >_< way: +^w^ So UwU thou, >w< thy self out-going uWu in >w< thy uWu nyoon: +:33 Unwooked on ^.^ diest ^w^ unwess xDD thou get :3 a OwO son. + + +x3 8 +Music to heaw, >w< why x3 heaw'st xDD thou uWu music sadly? +^-^ Sweets with ÚwÚ sweets >w< waw >_> nyot, joy dewights uWu in xDD joy: +Why >_> wov'st xDD thou :3 that which xDD thou ^w^ weceiv'st nyot xDD gwadwy, +:33 Ow >_> ewse ^w^ weceiv'st with :3 pweasuwe ^.^ thinye annoy? +;;w;; If x3 the true concowd of well-tuned >_< sounds, +^-^ By unyions mawwied UwU do ^-^ offend ^.^ thinye eaw, +^-^ They UwU do >_> but sweetly UwU chide ÚwÚ thee, who ;;w;; confounds +^w^ In singleness x3 the parts :3 that xDD thou shouwdst ^-^ beaw: +>_> Mawk >w< how one stwing x3 sweet :33 husband to another, +Strikes >_< each uWu in >_< each ^.^ by ^-^ mutuaw :33 owdewing; +>_> Wesembwing >w< siwe, ÚwÚ and child, ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy :33 mothew, +Who aww uWu in one, one pweasing ^-^ nyote UwU do sing: +>_< Whose speechwess ÚwÚ song ^.^ being UwU many, ÚwÚ seeming one, +;;w;; Sings ÚwÚ this to ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; 'Thou :3 singwe wiwt ^-^ pwuv none'. + + +xDD 9 +Is >w< it fow feaw to wet :3 a widow's >_< eye, +:33 That xDD thou ^-^ consum'st >w< thy self uWu in :3 singwe :33 wife? +xDD Ah, >_> if xDD thou issueless shalt ÚwÚ hap to >_> die, +uWu The wowwd xDD wiww waiw uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a UwU makewess :3 wife, +uWu The wowwd xDD wiww be >w< thy ^.^ widow ÚwÚ and still >_> weep, +:33 That xDD thou nyo >_< fowm of uWu thee x3 hast left behind, +x3 When every >_> pwivate ^.^ widow weww OwO may uWu keep, +^-^ By chiwdwen's ^w^ eyes, her husband's xDD shape uWu in xDD mind: +Wook >_> what >w< an >w< unthwift uWu in x3 the wowwd xDD doth spend +:3 Shifts >_> but :33 his pwace, fow still x3 the wowwd x3 enjoys uWu it; +OwO But beauty's uWu waste hath uWu in x3 the wowwd >w< an ^w^ end, +xDD And :33 kept unused x3 the ^.^ usew UwU so ÚwÚ destwoys >w< it: +No wuv toward ;;w;; othews uWu in :3 that ^w^ bosom >_> sits +:33 That on >_< himsewf xDD such OwO muwd'wous ^-^ shame xDD commits. + + +>_> 10 +For ^-^ shame UwU deny :3 that xDD thou >_< beaw'st wuv to xDD any +Who fow >w< thy self awt UwU so unpwovident. +Grant >_> if xDD thou wiwt, xDD thou awt beloved of UwU many, +OwO But :3 that xDD thou >_< nyonye >_> wov'st >_> is UwU most :3 evident: +For xDD thou awt UwU so >_> possessed with OwO muwd'wous hate, +:33 That uWu 'gainst >w< thy self xDD thou >w< stick'st nyot to conspiwe, +UwU Seeking :3 that beauteous ÚwÚ woof to >_< wuinyate +>_< Which to repair >_> shouwd be >w< thy uWu chief desiwe: +x3 O change >w< thy ^-^ thought, :3 that UwU I OwO may change x3 my UwU mind, +Shall ^-^ hate be fairer wodged than ^-^ gentwe love? +^w^ Be >_< as >w< thy x3 pwesence >_> is >_> gwacious ÚwÚ and ;;w;; kind, +:33 Ow to >w< thy self uWu at least ^w^ kind-heawted prove, +^-^ Make uWu thee anyothew self fow wuv of uWu me, +:33 That beauty still OwO may ^w^ wive uWu in ^.^ thinye ow thee. + + +11 +;;w;; As ÚwÚ fast >_< as xDD thou shalt ^w^ wanye UwU so ÚwÚ fast xDD thou grow'st, +^w^ In one of xDD thinye, from :3 that which xDD thou departest, +xDD And :3 that >w< fwesh :3 bwood which ^.^ youngwy xDD thou bestow'st, +^.^ Thou uWu mayst caww xDD thinye, when xDD thou from :33 youth convertest, +x3 Hewein ;;w;; wives wisdom, >w< beauty, ÚwÚ and UwU incwease, +Without ÚwÚ this >_> fowwy, age, ÚwÚ and UwU cowd uWu decay, +;;w;; If aww :3 wewe >_> minded >_> so, x3 the times >_> shouwd OwO cease, +xDD And threescore xDD yeaw ^.^ wouwd >_< make x3 the wowwd :3 away: +Let UwU those ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ nyatuwe hath nyot UwU made fow store, +^-^ Hawsh, featuwewess, ÚwÚ and OwO wude, ^-^ bawwenwy pewish: +Wook ÚwÚ whom ^.^ she best ÚwÚ endowed, ^.^ she uWu gave uWu thee mowe; +>_< Which ^.^ bounteous ^w^ gift xDD thou shouwdst uWu in >_> bounty UwU chewish: +:33 She x3 cawved uWu thee fow her ÚwÚ seaw, ÚwÚ and meant thereby, +^.^ Thou shouwdst pwint >_> mowe, nyot wet :3 that copy die. + + +UwU 12 +x3 When UwU I UwU do ;;w;; count x3 the >w< cwock :3 that uWu tewws x3 the time, +xDD And >_> see x3 the >_< bwave day ;;w;; sunk uWu in ^-^ hideous night, +x3 When UwU I behowd x3 the violet x3 past prime, +xDD And sable :33 cuwws aww silvered ^-^ o'ew with OwO white: +x3 When wofty trees UwU I >_> see ^-^ bawwen of OwO weaves, +>_< Which erst from ^.^ heat uWu did >w< canyopy x3 the hewd +xDD And :33 summew's green aww :3 giwded x3 up uWu in >_> sheaves +Bownye on x3 the bier with ^-^ white ÚwÚ and bwistwy >_> beawd: +UwU Then of >w< thy beauty UwU do UwU I ;;w;; question >_< make +:33 That xDD thou ^-^ among x3 the :3 wastes of time ^w^ must x3 go, +Since ÚwÚ sweets ÚwÚ and beauties UwU do x3 themsewves forsake, +xDD And ^-^ die >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as ;;w;; they >_> see ;;w;; othews xDD gwow, +xDD And >_< nyothing uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ Time's x3 scythe ^.^ can >_< make x3 defence +:3 Save breed to >_< bwave :3 him, when ^.^ he UwU takes uWu thee x3 hence. + + +xDD 13 +x3 O :3 that xDD you :3 wewe x3 youw ;;w;; sewf, >_> but wuv xDD you OwO awe +No longer >_< youws, than xDD you x3 youw self OwO hewe x3 wive, +^w^ Against ÚwÚ this xDD coming >w< end xDD you >_> shouwd prepare, +xDD And x3 youw x3 sweet ÚwÚ sembwance to x3 some othew give. +^w^ So >_> shouwd :3 that beauty which xDD you howd uWu in lease +UwU Find nyo determination, xDD then xDD you :3 wewe +uWu Youw self again ÚwÚ aftew x3 youw :3 sewf's xDD decease, +x3 When x3 youw x3 sweet x3 issue x3 youw x3 sweet >_< fowm >_> shouwd bear. +Who wets UwU so >w< faiw :3 a ;;w;; house faww to uWu decay, +>_< Which x3 husbandwy uWu in honour ^w^ might uphold, +^w^ Against x3 the ;;w;; stowmy xDD gusts of winter's day +xDD And ^-^ bawwen xDD wage of ^w^ death's xDD etewnyaw cowd? +x3 O >_< nyonye >_> but uWu unthwifts, uWu deaw x3 my wuv xDD you knyow, +>_> You xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ fathew, wet x3 youw >_< son >_> say :3 so. + + +^.^ 14 +ÚwÚ Nyot from x3 the stars UwU do UwU I x3 my ^w^ judgement ÚwÚ pwuck, +xDD And yet uWu methinks UwU I uWu have >w< astwonyomy, +OwO But nyot to tell of UwU good, ow eviw wuck, +Of pwagues, of :3 deawths, ow uWu seasons' :3 quawity, +x3 Nyow ^.^ can UwU I :3 fowtunye to bwief ^w^ minyutes tell; +UwU Pointing to >_< each :33 his thundew, xDD wain ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wind, +:33 Ow >_> say with pwinces >_> if >w< it UwU shaww OwO go weww +^-^ By ;;w;; oft ;;w;; pwedict :3 that UwU I uWu in heaven find. +OwO But from ^.^ thinye eyes x3 my >_< knyowwedge UwU I derive, +xDD And ^w^ constant stars uWu in them UwU I ^w^ wead xDD such awt +;;w;; As uWu twuth ÚwÚ and beauty UwU shaww togethew x3 thwive +;;w;; If from >w< thy ;;w;; sewf, to OwO stowe xDD thou wouldst uWu convewt: +:33 Ow >_> ewse of uWu thee ÚwÚ this UwU I prognosticate, +x3 Thy >w< end >_> is ^-^ twuth's ÚwÚ and beauty's >_< doom ÚwÚ and >_> date. + + +>w< 15 +x3 When UwU I OwO considew every ^.^ thing :3 that gwows +Howds uWu in pewfection >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ moment. +:33 That ÚwÚ this >_> huge stage x3 pwesenteth >_< nyought >_> but >_< shows +Wheweon x3 the stars uWu in secret ÚwÚ infwuence uWu comment. +x3 When UwU I >_> pewceive :3 that ;;w;; men >_< as x3 pwants UwU incwease, +>w< Cheewed ÚwÚ and >_> checked even ^.^ by x3 the sewf-same ^-^ sky: +x3 Vaunt uWu in uWu theiw youthfuw >w< sap, uWu at height x3 decwease, +xDD And ^-^ weaw uWu theiw >_< bwave >w< state x3 out of memory. +UwU Then x3 the conceit of ÚwÚ this inconstant ;;w;; stay, +^.^ Sets xDD you UwU most rich uWu in :33 youth >w< befowe x3 my UwU sight, +Whewe ^w^ wastefuw time UwU debateth with x3 decay +;;w;; To change x3 youw day of :33 youth to UwU suwwied night, +xDD And aww uWu in >w< waw with ^-^ Time fow wuv of UwU you, +;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU takes from UwU you, UwU I engwaft xDD you new. + + +16 +OwO But ^-^ whewefowe UwU do nyot xDD you :3 a OwO mightiew uWu way +^-^ Make >w< waw ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this bwoody tyrant ^w^ Time? +xDD And fortify x3 youw self uWu in x3 youw x3 decay +With means ^.^ mowe blessed than x3 my ^-^ bawwen >_> whyme? +Now stand xDD you on x3 the ;;w;; top of ^w^ happy houws, +xDD And UwU many >_< maiden uWu gawdens yet x3 unset, +With virtuous ÚwÚ wish ^.^ wouwd UwU beaw xDD you UwU wiving flowers, +Much :33 wikew than x3 youw painted >w< countewfeit: +^w^ So >_> shouwd x3 the lines of >w< wife :3 that >w< wife repair +>_< Which ÚwÚ this (Time's ^-^ penciw) ow x3 my ^w^ pupiw OwO pen +>_> Nyeithew uWu in inward ^.^ wowth nor :33 outwawd >w< faiw +UwU Can >_< make xDD you ^w^ wive x3 youw self uWu in eyes of ^.^ men. +;;w;; To UwU give OwO away x3 youw ;;w;; sewf, keeps x3 youw self still, +xDD And xDD you ^w^ must ^w^ wive drawn ^.^ by x3 youw UwU own x3 sweet OwO skiww. + + +17 +Who xDD wiww ^-^ bewieve x3 my >_> vewse uWu in time to come +;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe filled with x3 youw UwU most xDD high >_> desewts? +;;w;; Though yet heaven xDD knyows >w< it >_> is >_> but >_< as :3 a tomb +>_< Which OwO hides x3 youw :3 wife, ÚwÚ and >_< shows nyot half x3 youw parts: +;;w;; If UwU I couwd >w< wwite x3 the beauty of x3 youw ^w^ eyes, +xDD And uWu in >w< fwesh xDD nyumbews ^w^ nyumbew aww x3 youw graces, +uWu The age to come ^.^ wouwd >_> say ÚwÚ this ;;w;; poet lies, +>w< Such ^-^ heavenwy >_> touches ^w^ nye'ew >_> touched ÚwÚ eawthwy UwU faces. +^w^ So >_> shouwd x3 my :33 papews xDD (yewwowed with uWu theiw age) +^w^ Be :33 scownyed, ^.^ wike ;;w;; owd ;;w;; men of less uWu twuth than ;;w;; tongue, +xDD And x3 youw true wights be tewmed :3 a x3 poet's rage, +xDD And uWu stwetched metwe of >w< an >w< antique :33 song. +OwO But :3 wewe x3 some chiwd of >_> youws ^.^ awive :3 that time, +>_> You >_> shouwd ^w^ wive twice uWu in :33 it, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my >_> whyme. + + +xDD 18 +Shall UwU I compare uWu thee to :3 a :33 summew's >w< day? +^.^ Thou awt ^.^ mowe lovely ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe OwO tempewate: +^-^ Wough >_< winds UwU do ;;w;; shake x3 the :3 dawwing ^-^ buds of >w< May, +xDD And :33 summew's lease hath aww ^w^ too showt :3 a date: +:3 Sometime ^w^ too :3 hot x3 the ^w^ eye of heaven shinyes, +xDD And often >_> is :33 his gowd >_< compwexion :33 dimmed, +xDD And every >w< faiw from >w< faiw ÚwÚ sometime declines, +^-^ By chance, ow ;;w;; nyatuwe's :3 changing course OwO untwimmed: +OwO But >w< thy xDD etewnyaw ^-^ summew UwU shaww nyot fade, +x3 Nyow wose >w< possession of :3 that >w< faiw xDD thou ow'st, +x3 Nyow UwU shaww :33 death bwag xDD thou >_< wand'west uWu in :33 his shade, +x3 When uWu in xDD etewnyaw lines to time xDD thou grow'st, +^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as ;;w;; men ^.^ can ;;w;; bweathe ow eyes ^.^ can see, +^w^ So ^-^ wong ;;w;; wives uWu this, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ;;w;; gives >w< wife to thee. + + +>_< 19 +^w^ Devouwing ^-^ Time >w< bwunt xDD thou x3 the ;;w;; wion's paws, +xDD And >_< make x3 the ^.^ eawth devour her UwU own x3 sweet bwood, +Pluck x3 the >_> keen teeth from x3 the >_< fiewce ;;w;; tigew's :3 jaws, +xDD And buwn x3 the ^w^ wong-wived xDD phoenyix, uWu in her bwood, +^-^ Make uWu gwad ÚwÚ and sowwy seasons >_< as xDD thou fweet'st, +xDD And UwU do whate'er xDD thou wiwt swift-footed ^-^ Time +;;w;; To x3 the uWu wide wowwd ÚwÚ and aww her >_> fading ÚwÚ sweets: +OwO But UwU I UwU fowbid uWu thee one UwU most ;;w;; heinyous >_< cwime, +x3 O ^w^ cawve nyot with >w< thy >_> houws x3 my love's >w< faiw >_> bwow, +x3 Nyow dwaw nyo lines there with ^.^ thinye >w< antique pen, +xDD Him uWu in >w< thy course ÚwÚ untainted UwU do >_< awwow, +For beauty's pattewn to xDD succeeding ^.^ men. +ÚwÚ Yet UwU do >w< thy worst ;;w;; owd :33 Time: ;;w;; despite >w< thy wwong, +OwO My wuv UwU shaww uWu in x3 my >_> vewse OwO evew ^w^ wive ^w^ young. + + +^-^ 20 +^-^ A xDD woman's OwO face with ;;w;; nyatuwe's UwU own uWu hand painted, +Hast xDD thou x3 the >_< mastew mistwess of x3 my ^-^ passion, +^-^ A xDD woman's ^-^ gentwe >_< heawt >_> but nyot >_> acquainted +With shifting change >_< as >_> is UwU fawse x3 women's fashion, +^-^ An ^w^ eye ^.^ mowe uWu bwight than theiws, less UwU fawse uWu in x3 wowwing: +Gilding x3 the :33 object whereupon >w< it gazeth, +^-^ A x3 man uWu in :33 hue aww UwU hues uWu in :33 his ^.^ contwowwing, +>_< Which steals men's eyes ÚwÚ and x3 women's >w< souws amazeth. +xDD And fow :3 a OwO woman OwO wewt xDD thou xDD fiwst cweated, +Tiww ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; wwought uWu thee UwU feww >w< a-doting, +xDD And ^.^ by >w< addition ;;w;; me of uWu thee defeated, +^-^ By adding one ^.^ thing to x3 my OwO puwpose OwO nyothing. +OwO But xDD since ^.^ she pricked uWu thee x3 out fow x3 women's x3 pweasuwe, +Mine be >w< thy wuv ÚwÚ and >w< thy love's use uWu theiw treasure. + + +21 +^w^ So >_> is >w< it nyot with ;;w;; me >_< as with :3 that >w< muse, +Stirred ^.^ by :3 a painted beauty to :33 his vewse, +Who heaven >w< it self fow ^w^ ownyament xDD doth ^.^ use, +xDD And every >w< faiw with :33 his >w< faiw xDD doth weheawse, +^.^ Making :3 a couplement of OwO pwoud compare +With sun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moon, with ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and x3 sea's rich ^.^ gems: +With :3 Apwiw's uWu fiwst-bown fwowews ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things wawe, +:33 That heaven's ^w^ aiw uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> huge ;;w;; wonduwe >_< hems. +x3 O wet ;;w;; me true uWu in wuv >_> but :33 twuwy wwite, +xDD And xDD then ^-^ bewieve uWu me, x3 my wuv >_> is >_< as faiw, +;;w;; As xDD any ;;w;; mothew's child, ^w^ though nyot UwU so uWu bwight +;;w;; As UwU those gowd >_< candwes xDD fixed uWu in heaven's ^.^ aiw: +Let them >_> say ^.^ mowe :3 that ^.^ wike of ^w^ heawsay weww, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot praise :3 that OwO puwpose nyot to ^-^ seww. + + +x3 22 +OwO My gwass UwU shaww nyot :33 pewsuade ;;w;; me UwU I ^w^ am :3 owd, +^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as :33 youth ÚwÚ and xDD thou OwO awe of one xDD date, +OwO But when uWu in uWu thee ÚwÚ time's x3 fuwwows UwU I behowd, +UwU Then wook UwU I :33 death x3 my OwO days >_> shouwd expiate. +For aww :3 that beauty :3 that xDD doth UwU cuvw ÚwÚ thee, +Is >_> but x3 the >w< seemwy >_> waiment of x3 my uWu heawt, +>_< Which uWu in >w< thy breast xDD doth x3 wive, >_< as ^.^ thinye uWu in uWu me, +How ^.^ can UwU I xDD then be :33 ewdew than xDD thou awt? +x3 O >_< thewefowe wuv be of >w< thysewf UwU so >_> wawy, +;;w;; As UwU I nyot fow x3 my ;;w;; sewf, >_> but fow uWu thee :33 wiww, +ÚwÚ Beawing >w< thy >_< heawt which UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep UwU so ÚwÚ chawy +;;w;; As xDD tendew nyuwse her >w< babe from ;;w;; fawing ill. +>_< Pwesume nyot on >w< thy >_< heawt when >_< minye >_> is x3 swain, +^.^ Thou >w< gav'st ;;w;; me ^.^ thinye nyot to UwU give back ;;w;; again. + + +:3 23 +;;w;; As >w< an unpewfect :33 actow on x3 the ^w^ stage, +Who with :33 his feaw >_> is put :3 beside :33 his >_> pawt, +:33 Ow x3 some >_< fiewce ^.^ thing UwU wepwete with ^w^ too much rage, +>_< Whose stwength's abundance weakens :33 his UwU own heawt; +^w^ So UwU I fow feaw of ^w^ twust, x3 fowget to say, +uWu The :3 pewfect ceremony of love's wite, +xDD And uWu in >_< minye UwU own love's ÚwÚ stwength xDD seem to uWu decay, +O'ercharged with >_< buwthen of >_< minye UwU own love's might: +x3 O wet x3 my :33 wooks be xDD then x3 the ewoquence, +xDD And UwU dumb presagers of x3 my speaking UwU bweast, +Who pwead fow xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and wook fow recompense, +uWu Mowe than :3 that >_> tongue :3 that ^.^ mowe hath ^.^ mowe xDD expwessed. +x3 O :3 weawn to ^w^ wead >_> what silent wuv hath ;;w;; wwit, +;;w;; To hear with eyes ^-^ bewongs to love's OwO finye >_< wit. + + +24 +Mine ^w^ eye hath OwO pwayed x3 the paintew ÚwÚ and hath stelled, +x3 Thy beauty's >_< fowm uWu in tabwe of x3 my uWu heawt, +OwO My >w< body >_> is x3 the fwame wherein UwU 'tis x3 hewd, +xDD And :33 pewspective >w< it >_> is best ÚwÚ paintew's art. +For ^w^ thwough x3 the paintew ^w^ must xDD you >_> see :33 his ^-^ skiww, +;;w;; To find :3 whewe x3 youw true x3 image pictuwed lies, +>_< Which uWu in x3 my :3 bosom's >_> shop >_> is >_< hanging still, +:33 That hath :33 his ^w^ windows >_> gwazed with ^.^ thinye xDD eyes: +Now >_> see >_> what ÚwÚ good tuwns eyes fow eyes uWu have :33 donye, +Mine eyes uWu have drawn >w< thy UwU shape, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye fow ;;w;; me +^w^ Awe ^w^ windows to x3 my UwU bweast, whewe-thwough x3 the sun +Dewights to ;;w;; peep, to ÚwÚ gaze thewein on ÚwÚ thee; +ÚwÚ Yet eyes ÚwÚ this x3 cunnying ^.^ want to xDD gwace uWu theiw awt, +^-^ They dwaw >_> but >_> what ;;w;; they see, ^.^ knyow nyot x3 the ;;w;; heawt. + + +25 +Let UwU those who OwO awe uWu in ^.^ favouw with uWu theiw ÚwÚ staws, +Of public honour ÚwÚ and OwO pwoud titles boast, +Whilst UwU I ÚwÚ whom :3 fowtunye of xDD such twiumph bars +:33 Unwooked fow joy uWu in :3 that UwU I honour most; +UwU Gweat princes' >_> favouwites uWu theiw >w< faiw >w< weaves spread, +OwO But >_< as x3 the ^-^ mawigowd uWu at x3 the sun's >_< eye, +xDD And uWu in x3 themsewves uWu theiw >_< pwide wies >_> buwied, +For uWu at :3 a fwown ;;w;; they uWu in uWu theiw :3 gwowy die. +uWu The >w< painfuw warrior >_< famoused fow x3 fight, +>w< Aftew :3 a thousand victories >_> once foiwed, +Is from x3 the ^w^ book of honour wazed UwU quite, +xDD And aww x3 the xDD west fowgot fow which ^.^ he ^.^ toiwed: +UwU Then ^w^ happy UwU I :3 that wuv ÚwÚ and ^w^ am beloved +Whewe UwU I OwO may nyot remove nor be ^w^ wemuvd. + + +>_> 26 +Lord of x3 my xDD wuv, to ÚwÚ whom uWu in xDD vassawage +x3 Thy merit hath x3 my >_> duty >_< stwongwy ^-^ knyit; +;;w;; To uWu thee UwU I >_> send ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wwitten :3 embassage +;;w;; To >_> witnyess >_< duty, nyot to x3 show x3 my >_< wit. +^-^ Duty UwU so ^.^ gweat, which wit UwU so poor >_< as >_< minye +^-^ May >_< make xDD seem x3 bawe, uWu in ^-^ wanting wowds to x3 show uWu it; +OwO But :3 that UwU I UwU hope x3 some ÚwÚ good conceit of ^.^ thinye +^w^ In >w< thy x3 souw's xDD thought (all nyaked) xDD wiww bestow >w< it: +Tiww ^-^ whatsoevew :33 staw :3 that xDD guides x3 my ^.^ moving, +Points on ;;w;; me x3 gwaciouswy with >w< faiw ÚwÚ aspect, +xDD And puts apparel on x3 my xDD tattewed >w< woving, +;;w;; To x3 show ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wowthy of >w< thy x3 sweet wespect, +UwU Then OwO may UwU I dawe to boast >w< how UwU I UwU do wuv ÚwÚ thee, +Tiww >w< then, nyot x3 show x3 my >_> head :3 whewe xDD thou uWu mayst ^-^ pwuv x3 me. + + +^-^ 27 +:33 Weawy with :33 toiw, UwU I ^.^ haste ;;w;; me to x3 my ^.^ bed, +uWu The uWu deaw ^.^ wespose fow x3 wimbs with travel tiwed, +OwO But xDD then ÚwÚ begins :3 a ^w^ jouwnyey uWu in x3 my >_> head +;;w;; To ^.^ wowk x3 my UwU mind, when body's wowk's :3 expiwed. +For xDD then x3 my >_< thoughts >_< (fwom uWu faw :3 whewe UwU I xDD abide) +>_> Intend :3 a zeawous pilgrimage to ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And >_< keep x3 my ;;w;; dwooping >_> eyewids open wide, +^w^ Wooking on >w< dawknyess which x3 the ^w^ bwind UwU do ^-^ see. +:3 Save :3 that x3 my x3 souw's imaginary ^.^ sight +Presents >w< thy :3 shadow to x3 my sightless ^.^ view, +>_< Which ^.^ wike :3 a jewel (hung uWu in x3 ghastwy night) +:3 Makes black >w< nyight >_< beauteous, ÚwÚ and her ;;w;; owd OwO face new. +>_> Wo OwO thus ^.^ by day x3 my limbs, ^.^ by >w< nyight x3 my UwU mind, +For ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and fow x3 my ;;w;; sewf, nyo :33 quiet find. + + +ÚwÚ 28 +How ^.^ can UwU I xDD then ^-^ wetuwn uWu in ^w^ happy plight +:33 That ^w^ am debawwed x3 the ^-^ benyefit of >w< west? +x3 When day's oppwession >_> is nyot ÚwÚ eased ^.^ by night, +OwO But day ^.^ by >w< nyight ÚwÚ and >w< nyight ^.^ by day :3 oppwessed. +xDD And >_< each (though >_< enyemies to uWu eithew's weign) +Do uWu in >_< consent ;;w;; shake ^.^ hands to towtuwe uWu me, +uWu The one ^.^ by :33 toiw, x3 the othew to :3 compwain +How uWu faw UwU I :33 toiw, still ^-^ fawthew x3 off from thee. +UwU I tell x3 the day to uWu pwease ^.^ him xDD thou awt :3 bwight, +xDD And dost ^.^ him xDD gwace when :33 cwouds UwU do uWu bwot x3 the ^-^ heaven: +^w^ So flatter UwU I x3 the :33 swawt-compwexionyed night, +x3 When :33 spawkwing stars >w< twiwe nyot xDD thou gild'st x3 the xDD even. +OwO But day xDD doth x3 daiwy dwaw x3 my ^w^ sowwows wongew, +xDD And >w< nyight xDD doth xDD nyightwy >_< make grief's :33 wength xDD seem stronger + + +ÚwÚ 29 +x3 When uWu in xDD disgwace with :33 Fowtunye ÚwÚ and men's ^w^ eyes, +UwU I aww awonye ;;w;; beweep x3 my ÚwÚ outcast state, +xDD And >_> twoubwe deaf heaven with x3 my bootwess cries, +xDD And wook ;;w;; upon x3 my self ÚwÚ and UwU cuwse x3 my fate, +:3 Wishing ;;w;; me ^.^ wike to one ^.^ mowe rich uWu in hope, +Featured ^.^ wike :3 him, ^.^ wike ^.^ him with ^w^ fwiends possessed, +>_> Desiwing ÚwÚ this :33 man's awt, ÚwÚ and :3 that :33 man's >w< scope, +With >_> what UwU I UwU most ^.^ enjoy UwU contented least, +ÚwÚ Yet uWu in these >_< thoughts x3 my self almost despising, +Haply UwU I think on ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 my state, +uWu (Wike to x3 the lark uWu at bweak of day :33 awising +Fwom UwU suwwen eawth) ^-^ sings hymns uWu at heaven's >_< gate, +For >w< thy x3 sweet wuv >_< wemembewed xDD such weawth ^.^ bwings, +:33 That xDD then UwU I ^w^ scown to change x3 my >w< state with OwO kings. + + +UwU 30 +x3 When to x3 the >w< sessions of x3 sweet silent ^-^ thought, +UwU I ^.^ summon x3 up wemembwance of ^.^ things past, +UwU I x3 sigh x3 the ^.^ wack of UwU many :3 a ^.^ thing UwU I sought, +xDD And with ;;w;; owd :3 woes x3 nyew waiw x3 my uWu deaw ÚwÚ time's waste: +UwU Then ^.^ can UwU I x3 dwown >w< an ^w^ eye UwU (unyused to fwow) +For >_< pwecious ^w^ fwiends >_< hid uWu in ^w^ death's datewess night, +xDD And xDD weep ^w^ afwesh love's ^-^ wong xDD since UwU cancewwed woe, +xDD And >_> moan x3 th' expense of UwU many :3 a ^.^ vanyished :33 sight. +UwU Then ^.^ can UwU I UwU gwieve uWu at gwievances foregone, +xDD And >_> heaviwy from woe to woe tell ^-^ o'ew +uWu The >_> sad :33 account of fore-bemoaned >w< moan, +>_< Which UwU I x3 nyew x3 pay >_< as >_> if nyot paid befowe. +OwO But >_> if x3 the OwO whiwe UwU I think on uWu thee ^w^ (deaw xDD fwiend) +All :33 wosses OwO awe :3 westowed, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sowwows OwO end. + + +31 +x3 Thy ^w^ bosom >_> is endeared with aww hearts, +>_< Which UwU I ^.^ by >_> wacking uWu have ^.^ supposed >_< dead, +xDD And there OwO weigns wuv ÚwÚ and aww love's >w< woving xDD pawts, +xDD And aww UwU those ^w^ fwiends which UwU I xDD thought buried. +How UwU many :3 a >w< howy ÚwÚ and ^.^ obsequious teaw +>_< Hath uWu deaw religious wuv :3 stow'n from >_< minye >_< eye, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ intewest of x3 the >_< dead, which nyow ^.^ appeaw, +OwO But ^.^ things removed :3 that ^-^ hidden uWu in uWu thee xDD wie. +^.^ Thou awt x3 the :3 gwave :3 whewe buried wuv xDD doth x3 wive, +>_> Hung with x3 the >_< twophies of x3 my ^w^ wuvws >w< gonye, +Who aww uWu theiw parts of ;;w;; me to uWu thee uWu did give, +:33 That >_< due of UwU many, nyow >_> is ^.^ thinye >_< awonye. +^-^ Theiw UwU images UwU I loved, UwU I x3 view uWu in ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And xDD thou (all ;;w;; they) x3 hast aww x3 the aww of x3 me. + + +32 +;;w;; If xDD thou ^-^ suwvive x3 my ^.^ weww-contented ^-^ day, +x3 When :3 that churl :33 death x3 my bones with x3 dust UwU shaww UwU cuvw +xDD And shalt ^.^ by :3 fowtunye >_> once ^.^ mowe we-suwvey +;;w;; These poor wude lines of >w< thy x3 deceased ^-^ wuvw: +UwU Compawe them with x3 the UwU bett'wing of x3 the time, +xDD And ^w^ though ;;w;; they be outstwipped ^.^ by every pen, +^.^ Wesewve them fow x3 my xDD wuv, nyot fow uWu theiw ^-^ whyme, +ÚwÚ Exceeded ^.^ by x3 the height of uWu happiew ^.^ men. +x3 O xDD then x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me >_> but ÚwÚ this >w< woving ^-^ thought, +;;w;; 'Had x3 my ^-^ fwiend's ^.^ Muse grown with ÚwÚ this >_< gwowing age, +^-^ A ÚwÚ deawew birth than ÚwÚ this :33 his wuv xDD had ^.^ bwought +;;w;; To :33 mawch uWu in ;;w;; wanks of xDD bettew xDD equipage: +OwO But xDD since ^.^ he >w< died ÚwÚ and ^-^ poets xDD bettew prove, +Theirs fow uWu theiw >_> stywe I'll wead, :33 his fow :33 his love'. + + +ÚwÚ 33 +Full UwU many :3 a glorious mownying uWu have UwU I uWu seen, +UwU Fwattew x3 the OwO mountain >_< tops with suvweign >_< eye, +Kissing with golden OwO face x3 the meadows green; +Gilding pawe streams with ^-^ heavenwy :3 awchemy: +^-^ Anyon >_< pewmit x3 the ^w^ basest :33 cwouds to ride, +With ugwy ^.^ wack on :33 his ^w^ cewestiaw >w< face, +xDD And from x3 the ^.^ fowwown wowwd :33 his >w< visage hide +Steawing unseen to xDD west with ÚwÚ this disgwace: +Even UwU so x3 my sun one early ;;w;; mown uWu did shinye, +With aww x3 twiumphant xDD spwendouw on x3 my >_> bwow, +OwO But x3 out awack, ^.^ he UwU was >_> but one >_> houw >_> minye, +uWu The wegion ;;w;; cwoud hath >w< masked ^.^ him from ;;w;; me now. +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ him fow uWu this, x3 my wuv nyo whit disdaineth, +Suns of x3 the wowwd OwO may stain, when heaven's sun stainyeth. + + +UwU 34 +Why :33 didst xDD thou promise xDD such :3 a beauteous ^-^ day, +xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me travel fowth ^-^ without x3 my cloak, +;;w;; To wet UwU base :33 cwouds >_> o'ewtake ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my :3 way, +x3 Hiding >w< thy uWu bwav'wy uWu in uWu theiw wotten >w< smoke? +'Tis nyot enough :3 that ^w^ thwough x3 the ;;w;; cwoud xDD thou break, +;;w;; To xDD dwy x3 the xDD wain on x3 my ^-^ stowm-beaten >w< face, +For nyo x3 man weww of xDD such :3 a ^.^ sawve ^.^ can :3 speak, +:33 That x3 heaws x3 the ^-^ wound, ÚwÚ and cures nyot x3 the disgwace: +x3 Nyow ^.^ can >w< thy ^-^ shame UwU give ;;w;; physic to x3 my gwief, +;;w;; Though xDD thou repent, yet UwU I uWu have still x3 the woss, +xDD Th' xDD offendew's sorrow wends >_> but xDD weak relief +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that bears x3 the >w< stwong ;;w;; offence's cross. +Ah >_> but UwU those tears OwO awe uWu peaww which >w< thy wuv xDD sheds, +xDD And ;;w;; they OwO awe rich, ÚwÚ and wansom aww :33 iww >_> deeds. + + +^.^ 35 +No ^.^ mowe be gwieved uWu at :3 that which xDD thou x3 hast :33 donye, +Woses uWu have thowns, ÚwÚ and :33 siwvew fountains mud, +Cwouds ÚwÚ and >_< ecwipses stain both ;;w;; moon ÚwÚ and sun, +xDD And woathsome ;;w;; cankew ;;w;; wives uWu in ^w^ sweetest uWu bud. +All ;;w;; men >_< make fauwts, ÚwÚ and even UwU I uWu in uWu this, +:3 Authowizing >w< thy trespass with compare, +OwO My self corrupting sawving >w< thy xDD amiss, +Excusing >w< thy :3 sins ^.^ mowe than >w< thy :3 sins are: +For to >w< thy sensual ;;w;; fauwt UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu in sense, +x3 Thy advewse party >_> is >w< thy OwO advocate, +xDD And uWu 'gainst x3 my self :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw pwea commence: +>w< Such ÚwÚ civiw >w< waw >_> is uWu in x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and hate, +:33 That UwU I >w< an xDD accessawy >_< nyeeds ^w^ must be, +;;w;; To :3 that x3 sweet UwU thief which souwwy robs from x3 me. + + +36 +Let ;;w;; me x3 confess :3 that ^.^ we >w< two ^w^ must be twain, +Awthough UwU ouw :33 undivided loves OwO awe onye: +^w^ So UwU shaww UwU those bwots :3 that UwU do with ;;w;; me >_< wemain, +Without >w< thy hewp, ^.^ by ;;w;; me be :3 bownye >_< awonye. +^w^ In UwU ouw >w< two loves there >_> is >_> but one wespect, +;;w;; Though uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; wives :3 a separable xDD spite, +>_< Which ^w^ though >w< it x3 awtew nyot love's sole xDD effect, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD doth >w< it ^.^ steaw x3 sweet >_> houws from love's delight. +UwU I OwO may nyot evewmowe :3 acknyowwedge ÚwÚ thee, +Lest x3 my OwO bewaiwed guilt >_> shouwd UwU do uWu thee UwU shame, +x3 Nyow xDD thou with public OwO kindnyess honour uWu me, +OwO Unwess xDD thou OwO take :3 that honour from >w< thy xDD nyame: +OwO But UwU do nyot >_> so, UwU I wuv uWu thee uWu in xDD such sort, +;;w;; As xDD thou ^.^ being >_> minye, >_< minye >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ good report. + + +x3 37 +;;w;; As :3 a :33 decwepit >w< fathew UwU takes OwO dewight, +;;w;; To >_> see :33 his OwO active chiwd UwU do >_< deeds of youth, +^w^ So I, UwU made :3 wame ^.^ by Fowtunye's deawest x3 spite +^.^ Take aww x3 my uWu comfowt of >w< thy ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and truth. +For >w< whethew >w< beauty, birth, ow ^.^ weawth, ow ^w^ wit, +:33 Ow xDD any of these all, ow all, ow ^.^ mowe +Entitwed uWu in >w< thy xDD pawts, UwU do ^.^ cwownyed ^.^ sit, +UwU I >_< make x3 my wuv engrafted to ÚwÚ this stowe: +^w^ So xDD then UwU I ^w^ am nyot ;;w;; wame, OwO poow, nor despised, +Whilst :3 that ÚwÚ this :3 shadow xDD doth xDD such ÚwÚ substance give, +:33 That UwU I uWu in >w< thy abundance ^w^ am ÚwÚ sufficed, +xDD And ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ pawt of aww >w< thy :3 gwowy live: +Wook >_> what >_> is ^w^ best, :3 that best UwU I ÚwÚ wish uWu in ÚwÚ thee, +This ÚwÚ wish UwU I have, xDD then ;;w;; ten times ^w^ happy x3 me. + + +;;w;; 38 +How ^.^ can x3 my >_< muse ^.^ want x3 subject to invent +While xDD thou dost ;;w;; bweathe :3 that pouw'st x3 into x3 my vewse, +OwO Thinye UwU own x3 sweet :33 awgument, ^w^ too ÚwÚ excewwent, +For every uWu vuwgaw paper to ÚwÚ weheawse? +x3 O UwU give >w< thy self x3 the thanks >_> if ^.^ aught uWu in uWu me, +Wowthy ;;w;; pewusaw stand OwO against >w< thy UwU sight, +For OwO who's UwU so UwU dumb :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >w< wwite to ÚwÚ thee, +x3 When xDD thou >w< thy self dost UwU give >w< invention wight? +^w^ Be xDD thou x3 the >_> tenth xDD Muse, ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe uWu in ^.^ wowth +Than UwU those ;;w;; owd >w< nyinye which uWu whymews ;;w;; invocate, +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that ;;w;; cawws on ÚwÚ thee, wet ^.^ him ;;w;; bwing fowth +Eternal xDD nyumbews to outwive ^-^ wong >_> date. +;;w;; If x3 my :3 swight >_< muse UwU do uWu pwease these curious uWu days, +uWu The :33 pain be >_> minye, >_> but ^.^ thinye UwU shaww be x3 the ;;w;; pwaise. + + +39 +x3 O >w< how >w< thy ^.^ wowth with ^w^ mannyews OwO may UwU I ^w^ sing, +x3 When xDD thou awt aww x3 the xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of me? +>_> What ^.^ can >_< minye UwU own praise to >_< minye UwU own self bwing: +xDD And >_> what :3 is't >_> but >_< minye UwU own when UwU I praise thee? +Even fow uWu this, wet >_> us OwO divided x3 wive, +xDD And UwU ouw uWu deaw wuv wose xDD nyame of :3 singwe one, +:33 That ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu sepawation UwU I OwO may ;;w;; give: +:33 That >_< due to uWu thee which xDD thou desewv'st ÚwÚ awonye: +x3 O >w< absence >_> what :3 a x3 towment wouldst xDD thou prove, +^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot >w< thy :3 souw leisure uWu gave x3 sweet weave, +;;w;; To entertain x3 the time with >_< thoughts of xDD wuv, +>_< Which time ÚwÚ and >_< thoughts UwU so sweetly xDD doth x3 deceive. +xDD And :3 that xDD thou >_> teachest >w< how to >_< make one twain, +^-^ By pwaising ^.^ him OwO hewe who xDD doth >w< hence ^-^ wemain. + + +x3 40 +^.^ Take aww x3 my wuvs, x3 my xDD wuv, >w< yea OwO take them all, +>_> What x3 hast xDD thou xDD then ^.^ mowe than xDD thou >w< hadst ;;w;; befowe? +No xDD wuv, x3 my xDD wuv, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst true wuv >_> caww, +All >_< minye UwU was xDD thinye, >w< befowe xDD thou >w< hadst ÚwÚ this uWu mowe: +UwU Then >_> if fow x3 my xDD wuv, xDD thou x3 my wuv :33 weceivest, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame ÚwÚ thee, fow x3 my wuv xDD thou >w< usest, +OwO But yet be >w< bwamed, >_> if xDD thou >w< thy self >_< deceivest +^-^ By ^.^ wiwfuw >_> taste of >_> what >w< thy self OwO wefusest. +UwU I UwU do :33 fowgive >w< thy robbery ^-^ gentwe UwU thief +Awthough xDD thou ^.^ steaw uWu thee aww x3 my xDD puvwty: +xDD And yet wuv xDD knyows >w< it >_> is :3 a :33 gweatew grief +;;w;; To UwU beaw :33 gweatew wwong, than xDD hate's ÚwÚ knyown >w< injuwy. +Lascivious gwace, uWu in ÚwÚ whom aww :33 iww weww uWu shows, +ÚwÚ Kiww ;;w;; me with spites yet ^.^ we ^w^ must nyot be foes. + + +ÚwÚ 41 +>w< Those OwO pwetty >_< wwongs :3 that ^w^ wibewty xDD commits, +x3 When UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ sometime absent from >w< thy uWu heawt, +x3 Thy >w< beauty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy years full weww x3 befits, +For still ^-^ temptation xDD fowwows :3 whewe xDD thou art. +^w^ Gentwe xDD thou awt, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe to be >_> won, +Beauteous xDD thou awt, >_< thewefowe to be assaiwed. +xDD And when :3 a OwO woman woos, >_> what xDD woman's x3 son, +Will souwwy OwO weave her >w< tiww ^.^ he uWu have pwevaiwed? +uWu Ay uWu me, >_> but yet xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst x3 my uWu seat fowbeaw, +xDD And UwU chide >w< thy >w< beauty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ stwaying youth, +Who lead uWu thee uWu in uWu theiw riot even there +Whewe xDD thou awt xDD fowced to bweak :3 a twofold twuth: +Hews ^.^ by >w< thy beauty >_< tempting her to ÚwÚ thee, +OwO Thinye ^.^ by >w< thy beauty ^.^ being UwU fawse to x3 me. + + +>w< 42 +:33 That xDD thou x3 hast her >w< it >_> is nyot aww x3 my gwief, +xDD And yet >w< it OwO may be uWu said UwU I xDD wuvd her ^-^ deawwy, +:33 That ^.^ she hath uWu thee >_> is of x3 my x3 waiwing ;;w;; chief, +^-^ A ^-^ woss uWu in wuv :3 that >_> touches ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe >_< nyeawwy. +Woving offenders OwO thus UwU I xDD wiww UwU excuse :3 ye, +^.^ Thou dost wuv hew, uWu because xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU I wuv hew, +xDD And fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake even UwU so xDD doth ^.^ she abuse uWu me, +>_< Suff'wing x3 my :33 fwiend fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake to approve her. +;;w;; If UwU I wose ÚwÚ thee, x3 my ^-^ woss >_> is x3 my love's :33 gain, +xDD And losing hew, x3 my :33 fwiend hath >_> found :3 that woss, +UwU Both find >_< each ÚwÚ othew, ÚwÚ and UwU I wose both twain, +xDD And both fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake uWu way on ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this cwoss, +OwO But hewe's x3 the joy, x3 my :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe one, +ÚwÚ Sweet flattery, xDD then ^.^ she loves >_> but ;;w;; me >_< awonye. + + +uWu 43 +x3 When UwU most UwU I >_> wink xDD then UwU do >_< minye eyes best see, +For aww x3 the day ;;w;; they x3 view ^.^ things unwespected, +OwO But when UwU I sweep, uWu in x3 dweams ;;w;; they wook on ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And >_< dawkwy :3 bwight, OwO awe uWu bwight uWu in dark ;;w;; diwected. +UwU Then xDD thou x3 whose :3 shadow ^-^ shadows xDD doth >_< make uWu bwight +How ^.^ wouwd >w< thy :3 shadow's ÚwÚ fowm, >_< fowm ^w^ happy show, +;;w;; To x3 the ^-^ cweaw day with >w< thy much cweawew wight, +x3 When to unseeing eyes >w< thy shade uWu shinyes so! +How ^.^ wouwd UwU (I >_> say) >_< minye eyes be blessed made, +^-^ By ^w^ wooking on uWu thee uWu in x3 the UwU wiving ^-^ day, +x3 When uWu in >_< dead >w< nyight >w< thy >w< faiw ^w^ impewfect shade, +^.^ Thwough x3 heavy :33 sweep on sightless eyes xDD doth ^-^ stay! +All OwO days OwO awe :33 nyights to >_> see >w< tiww UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And :33 nyights uWu bwight OwO days when x3 dweams UwU do x3 show uWu thee x3 me. + + +>w< 44 +;;w;; If x3 the dull ÚwÚ substance of x3 my >w< fwesh :3 wewe ^-^ thought, +Injurious ^w^ distance >_> shouwd nyot ÚwÚ stop x3 my :3 way, +For xDD then ;;w;; despite of xDD space UwU I ^.^ wouwd be brought, +Fwom :3 wimits uWu faw remote, :3 whewe xDD thou dost ;;w;; stay, +No ;;w;; mattew xDD then awthough x3 my :33 foot uWu did stand +>_> Upon x3 the ^-^ fawthest ^.^ eawth removed from ÚwÚ thee, +For >_< nyimbwe xDD thought ^.^ can x3 jump both sea ÚwÚ and land, +;;w;; As >w< soon >_< as think x3 the :33 pwace :3 whewe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >w< be. +OwO But UwU ah, xDD thought :33 kiwws ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD thought +;;w;; To ^-^ weap large lengths of >_< miwes when xDD thou awt >w< gonye, +OwO But :3 that UwU so much of ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and UwU watew wrought, +UwU I ^w^ must >w< attend, ÚwÚ time's leisure with x3 my ^w^ moan. +ÚwÚ Weceiving >_< nyought ^.^ by ÚwÚ ewements UwU so swow, +OwO But x3 heavy ^-^ teaws, ^.^ badges of uWu eithew's woe. + + +^-^ 45 +uWu The othew >_> two, :3 swight air, ÚwÚ and puwging ^w^ fiwe, +^w^ Awe both with ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ whewevew UwU I :3 abide, +uWu The xDD fiwst x3 my ^-^ thought, x3 the othew x3 my >_> desiwe, +;;w;; These OwO pwesent-absent with UwU swift >_> motion xDD swide. +For when these quickew ÚwÚ ewements OwO awe >_> gonye +^w^ In xDD tendew uWu embassy of wuv to ÚwÚ thee, +OwO My >w< wife ^.^ being UwU made of >w< fouw, with >w< two ^-^ awonye, +Sinks down to UwU death, OwO oppwessed with :3 mewanchowy. +Untiw ^w^ wife's composition be >_> wecuwed, +^-^ By UwU those UwU swift xDD messengews wetuwnyed from ÚwÚ thee, +Who even >_> but nyow come back again ^.^ assuwed, +Of >w< thy >w< faiw :33 heawth, wecounting >w< it to x3 me. +This x3 towd, UwU I joy, >_> but xDD then nyo longer gwad, +UwU I >_> send them back again ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwaight gwow OwO sad. + + +OwO 46 +Mine ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and >_< heawt OwO awe uWu at :3 a >w< mowtaw waw, +How to OwO divide x3 the conquest of >w< thy UwU sight, +Mine >_< eye, x3 my >_< heawt >w< thy ^-^ pictuwe's ^.^ sight ^.^ wouwd uWu baw, +OwO My uWu heawt, >_< minye ^w^ eye x3 the OwO fweedom of :3 that wight, +OwO My >_< heawt xDD doth pwead :3 that xDD thou uWu in ^.^ him dost wie, +(A cwoset >_< nyevew pierced with >_> cwystaw :3 eyes) +OwO But x3 the UwU defendant xDD doth :3 that pwea deny, +xDD And ;;w;; says uWu in ^.^ him >w< thy >w< faiw xDD appeawance uWu wies. +;;w;; To x3 side ÚwÚ this ;;w;; titwe >_> is ÚwÚ impanyewwed +^-^ A ^w^ quest of thoughts, aww tenyants to x3 the uWu heawt, +xDD And ^.^ by uWu theiw :33 vewdict >_> is :3 detewminyed +uWu The ^-^ cweaw UwU eye's ^-^ moiety, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu deaw heart's part. +;;w;; As thus, >_< minye UwU eye's >_< due >_> is >w< thy :33 outwawd >_> pawt, +xDD And x3 my heart's wight, >w< thy inward wuv of ;;w;; heawt. + + +47 +Betwixt >_< minye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and >_< heawt :3 a :33 weague >_> is took, +xDD And >_< each xDD doth ÚwÚ good tuwns nyow >w< unto x3 the ÚwÚ othew, +x3 When :3 that >_< minye ^w^ eye >_> is famished fow :3 a look, +:33 Ow >_< heawt uWu in wuv with :3 sighs >_< himsewf xDD doth ÚwÚ smothew; +With x3 my love's ^-^ pictuwe xDD then x3 my ^w^ eye xDD doth OwO feast, +xDD And to x3 the painted :33 banquet UwU bids x3 my heart: +ÚwÚ Anyothew time >_< minye ^w^ eye >_> is x3 my heart's :3 guest, +xDD And uWu in :33 his >_< thoughts of wuv xDD doth share :3 a part. +^w^ So xDD eithew ^.^ by >w< thy ^-^ pictuwe ow x3 my xDD wuv, +x3 Thy self away, awt xDD pwesent still with uWu me, +For xDD thou nyot ^-^ fawthew than x3 my >_< thoughts ;;w;; canst x3 muv, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am still with ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they with thee. +:33 Ow >_> if ;;w;; they sweep, >w< thy ^-^ pictuwe uWu in x3 my ^.^ sight +:3 Awakes x3 my uWu heawt, to heart's ÚwÚ and UwU eye's delight. + + +48 +How careful UwU was UwU I when UwU I >_> took x3 my :3 way, +x3 Each xDD twifwe :33 undew uWu twuest bars to ÚwÚ thwust, +:33 That to x3 my use >w< it ^w^ might unused xDD stay +Fwom ^.^ hands of fawsehood, uWu in >_< suwe wards of twust! +OwO But UwU thou, to ÚwÚ whom x3 my :3 jewews twifwes awe, +:3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy comfort, nyow x3 my ÚwÚ gweatest gwief, +^.^ Thou best of :3 deawest, ÚwÚ and >_< minye >w< onwy care, +Awt left x3 the prey of every uWu vuwgaw >w< thief. +uWu Thee uWu have UwU I nyot UwU wocked x3 up uWu in xDD any :3 chest, +:3 Save :3 whewe xDD thou awt >_> nyot, ^w^ though UwU I x3 feew xDD thou awt, +OwO Within x3 the ^-^ gentwe cwosuwe of x3 my UwU bweast, +Fwom >_> whence uWu at :3 pweasuwe xDD thou uWu mayst come ÚwÚ and >_> pawt, +xDD And even thence xDD thou wiwt be :3 stow'n UwU I ;;w;; feaw, +For uWu twuth ;;w;; pwuvs thievish fow :3 a >w< pwize UwU so deaw. + + +;;w;; 49 +^w^ Against :3 that time ÚwÚ (if OwO evew :3 that time :3 come) +x3 When UwU I UwU shaww >_> see uWu thee fwown on x3 my UwU defects, +x3 When >_< as >w< thy wuv hath ;;w;; cast :33 his utmost sum, +Cawwed to :3 that ^-^ audit ^.^ by ^w^ advised x3 wespects, +^w^ Against :3 that time when xDD thou shalt OwO stwangewy pass, +xDD And uWu scawcewy x3 gweet ;;w;; me with :3 that sun ^.^ thinye >_< eye, +x3 When wuv ^.^ convewted from x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it UwU was +Shall weasons find of ^-^ settwed gravity; +^w^ Against :3 that time UwU do UwU I :33 ensconce ;;w;; me OwO hewe +OwO Within x3 the >_< knyowwedge of >_< minye UwU own :3 desewt, +xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 my uWu hand, OwO against x3 my self ^w^ upweaw, +;;w;; To xDD guawd x3 the ÚwÚ wawfuw weasons on >w< thy >_> pawt, +;;w;; To OwO weave poor uWu me, xDD thou x3 hast x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of ^-^ waws, +Since >w< why to xDD wuv, UwU I ^.^ can awwege nyo OwO cause. + + +:3 50 +How x3 heavy UwU do UwU I ^w^ jouwnyey on x3 the :3 way, +x3 When >_> what UwU I >_> seek >_< (my ÚwÚ weawy uWu twavew's ^w^ end) +^-^ Doth >_< teach :3 that case ÚwÚ and :3 that wepose to >_> say +;;w;; 'Thus uWu faw x3 the >_< miwes OwO awe measuwed from >w< thy >w< fwiend.' +uWu The beast :3 that bears uWu me, ^w^ tiwed with x3 my woe, +Plods :3 duwwy ;;w;; on, to UwU beaw :3 that >_> weight uWu in uWu me, +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ by x3 some >w< instinct x3 the uWu wwetch uWu did ^.^ knyow +ÚwÚ His widew xDD wuvd nyot ^w^ speed ^.^ being UwU made from >_< thee: +uWu The bwoody ^w^ spuw ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; pwovoke ^.^ him ;;w;; on, +:33 That x3 sometimes ÚwÚ angew thrusts x3 into :33 his hide, +>_< Which >_> heaviwy ^.^ he ^-^ answews with :3 a gwoan, +uWu Mowe ^-^ shawp to ;;w;; me than ^.^ spuwwing to :33 his side, +For :3 that same gwoan xDD doth put ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 my UwU mind, +OwO My grief wies onward ÚwÚ and x3 my joy behind. + + +51 +^-^ Thus ^.^ can x3 my wuv UwU excuse x3 the slow ^-^ offence, +Of x3 my dull >w< beawew, when from uWu thee UwU I speed, +Fwom :3 whewe xDD thou awt, >w< why >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ haste ;;w;; me :3 thence? +Tiww UwU I ^-^ wetuwn of UwU posting >_> is nyo ^w^ nyeed. +x3 O >_> what UwU excuse xDD wiww x3 my poor beast xDD then ^w^ find, +x3 When UwU swift extremity ^.^ can xDD seem >_> but swow? +UwU Then >_> shouwd UwU I ^w^ spuw ^w^ though UwU mounted on x3 the ;;w;; wind, +^w^ In >_> winged ^w^ speed nyo >_> motion UwU shaww UwU I knyow, +UwU Then ^.^ can nyo UwU howse with x3 my ^.^ desiwe >_< keep pace, +Therefore ^.^ desiwe ÚwÚ (of ÚwÚ pewfect'st wuv ^.^ being >w< made) +Shall nyeigh (no dull >_< fwesh) uWu in :33 his fiery :33 wace, +OwO But xDD wuv, fow xDD wuv, OwO thus UwU shaww UwU excuse x3 my >_< jade, +Since from uWu thee ^-^ going, ^.^ he OwO went >w< wiwfuw-swow, +Towards uWu thee I'll uWu wun, ÚwÚ and UwU give ^.^ him OwO weave to ÚwÚ go. + + +;;w;; 52 +^w^ So ^w^ am UwU I >_< as x3 the rich x3 whose blessed >_> key, +UwU Can ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to :33 his x3 sweet >_> up-wocked treasure, +uWu The which ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot every >_> houw suwvey, +For ^.^ bwunting x3 the OwO finye :33 point of seldom pleasure. +Therefore OwO awe feasts UwU so solemn ÚwÚ and UwU so wawe, +Since seldom xDD coming uWu in :3 that ^-^ wong xDD yeaw ^-^ set, +Wike ^.^ stonyes of ^.^ wowth ;;w;; they thinly pwaced awe, +:33 Ow UwU captain :3 jewews uWu in x3 the ^.^ cawcanyet. +^w^ So >_> is x3 the time :3 that keeps xDD you >_< as x3 my uWu chest +:33 Ow >_< as x3 the wardrobe which x3 the wobe xDD doth hide, +;;w;; To >_< make x3 some >_> speciaw x3 instant speciaw-bwest, +^-^ By x3 nyew ^-^ unfowding :33 his x3 impwisonyed pwide. +Bwessed OwO awe xDD you x3 whose wowthinyess ;;w;; gives >w< scope, +uWu Being xDD had to :3 twiumph, ^.^ being ^.^ wacked to ^-^ hope. + + +53 +>_> What >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ substance, xDD wheweof OwO awe xDD you made, +:33 That millions of ;;w;; stwange ^-^ shadows on xDD you :33 tend? +Since every one, hath every one, one shade, +xDD And xDD you >_> but one, ^.^ can every :3 shadow xDD wend: +>w< Descwibe Adonyis ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< countewfeit, +Is poorly ^-^ imitated ÚwÚ aftew UwU you, +On Helen's >_< cheek aww awt of beauty ^-^ set, +xDD And xDD you uWu in Grecian tires OwO awe painted uWu nyew: +^w^ Speak of x3 the spring, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ foison of x3 the >w< yeaw, +uWu The one xDD doth :3 shadow of x3 youw beauty show, +uWu The othew >_< as x3 youw >_> bounty xDD doth ^.^ appeaw, +xDD And xDD you uWu in every blessed xDD shape ^.^ we :33 knyow. +^w^ In aww ÚwÚ extewnyaw xDD gwace xDD you uWu have x3 some >_> pawt, +OwO But xDD you ^.^ wike nyonye, >_< nyonye xDD you fow ^w^ constant ;;w;; heawt. + + +UwU 54 +x3 O >w< how much ^.^ mowe xDD doth beauty beauteous ;;w;; seem, +^-^ By :3 that x3 sweet ^w^ ownyament which uWu twuth xDD doth :3 give! +uWu The wose :33 wooks faiw, >_> but fairer ^.^ we >w< it >w< deem +For :3 that x3 sweet ^.^ odouw, which xDD doth uWu in >w< it live: +uWu The ;;w;; cankew bwooms uWu have full >_< as >_> deep :3 a xDD dye, +;;w;; As x3 the perfumed >_< tinctuwe of x3 the >_> woses, +Hang on xDD such thowns, ÚwÚ and :33 pway >_< as ;;w;; wantonwy, +x3 When :33 summew's UwU bweath uWu theiw >w< masked ^-^ buds discwoses: +OwO But fow uWu theiw viwtue >w< onwy >_> is uWu theiw show, +^-^ They ^w^ wive ^w^ unwooed, ÚwÚ and ^w^ unwespected fade, +:33 Die to x3 themsewves. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< woses UwU do nyot >_> so, +Of uWu theiw x3 sweet UwU deaths, OwO awe ^w^ sweetest UwU odouws >_< made: +xDD And UwU so of UwU you, beauteous ÚwÚ and lovely youth, +x3 When :3 that UwU shaww vade, ^.^ by >_> vewse distills x3 youw truth. + + +>_< 55 +ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; mawbwe, nor x3 the :3 giwded ^-^ monyuments +Of pwinces UwU shaww outwive ÚwÚ this powerful ^-^ whyme, +OwO But xDD you UwU shaww shine ^.^ mowe uWu bwight uWu in these contents +Than uWu unswept OwO stonye, besmeared with >_> swuttish uWu time. +x3 When ^w^ wastefuw >w< waw UwU shaww statues xDD uvwtuwn, +xDD And ^-^ bwoiws ^.^ woot x3 out x3 the ^.^ wowk of masonry, +x3 Nyow uWu Maws :33 his uWu swowd, nor waw's ^w^ quick fire UwU shaww burn: +uWu The UwU wiving xDD wecowd of x3 youw memory. +^w^ 'Gainst UwU death, ÚwÚ and xDD aww-obwivious >_< enmity +Shall xDD you >_> pace ^-^ fowth, x3 youw praise UwU shaww still find room, +Even uWu in x3 the eyes of aww posterity +:33 That ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this wowwd x3 out to x3 the >w< ending doom. +^w^ So >w< tiww x3 the ^w^ judgment :3 that x3 youw self ^.^ awise, +>_> You ^w^ wive uWu in uWu this, ÚwÚ and dwell uWu in wuvws' :3 eyes. + + +>w< 56 +ÚwÚ Sweet wuv renew >w< thy fowce, be >w< it nyot uWu said +x3 Thy UwU edge >_> shouwd :3 bwuntew be than uWu appetite, +>_< Which >_> but ^w^ to-day ^.^ by feeding >_> is allayed, +>_< To-mowwow sharpened uWu in :33 his xDD fowmew ^.^ might. +^w^ So wuv be UwU thou, awthough ^w^ to-day xDD thou ^w^ fiww +x3 Thy hungwy ^w^ eyes, even >w< tiww ;;w;; they >_> wink with :3 fuwnyess, +>_< To-mowwow >_> see OwO again, ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot OwO kiww +uWu The ^w^ spiwit of xDD wuv, with :3 a pewpetuaw dulness: +Let ÚwÚ this >_> sad intewim ^.^ wike x3 the xDD ocean be +>_< Which parts x3 the >w< showe, :3 whewe >w< two >_< contwacted ^w^ nyew, +:3 Come x3 daiwy to x3 the ^w^ banks, :3 that when ;;w;; they OwO see: +Return of xDD wuv, ^.^ mowe bwest OwO may be x3 the x3 view. +:33 Ow caww >w< it UwU wintew, which ^.^ being full of care, +:3 Makes :33 summew's ;;w;; wewcome, thrice ^.^ mowe wished, ^.^ mowe rare. + + +57 +uWu Being x3 youw ;;w;; swave >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I UwU do >_> but ÚwÚ tend, +>_> Upon x3 the houws, ÚwÚ and times of x3 youw desiwe? +UwU I uWu have nyo >_< pwecious time uWu at aww to ;;w;; spend; +x3 Nyow >_< sewvices to UwU do >w< tiww xDD you require. +x3 Nyow dawe UwU I UwU chide x3 the wowwd-without-end ^-^ houw, +Whilst UwU I >_< (my ^-^ suvweign) ;;w;; watch x3 the >w< cwock fow UwU you, +x3 Nyow think x3 the uWu bittewnyess of >w< absence sour, +x3 When xDD you uWu have bid x3 youw xDD sewvant >_> once ^w^ adieu. +x3 Nyow dawe UwU I ;;w;; question with x3 my jealous ^-^ thought, +Whewe xDD you OwO may be, ow x3 youw affairs >w< suppose, +OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a >_> sad ;;w;; swave xDD stay ÚwÚ and think of >_< nyought +:3 Save :3 whewe xDD you awe, >w< how ^w^ happy xDD you >_< make x3 those. +^w^ So true :3 a >w< foow >_> is xDD wuv, :3 that uWu in x3 youw :33 wiww, +(Though xDD you UwU do xDD any >_< thing) ^.^ he ^w^ thinks nyo ill. + + +^-^ 58 +:33 That god OwO fowbid, :3 that UwU made ;;w;; me xDD fiwst x3 youw :33 swave, +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu in xDD thought contwow x3 youw times of x3 pweasuwe, +:33 Ow uWu at x3 youw uWu hand x3 th' :33 account of >_> houws to OwO cwave, +uWu Being x3 youw ^.^ vassaw bound to xDD stay x3 youw xDD weisuwe. +x3 O wet ;;w;; me suffew (being uWu at x3 youw beck) +xDD Th' x3 impwisonyed >w< absence of x3 youw >w< wibewty, +xDD And uWu patience >w< tame to sufferance bide >_< each check, +Without accusing xDD you of >w< injuwy. +^w^ Be :3 whewe xDD you wist, x3 youw ÚwÚ chawtew >_> is UwU so :33 stwong, +:33 That xDD you x3 youw self OwO may uWu pwiviwage x3 youw time +;;w;; To >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, to xDD you >w< it xDD doth belong, +uWu Youw self to UwU pawdon of ;;w;; sewf-doing crime. +UwU I ^w^ am to x3 wait, ^w^ though uWu waiting UwU so be >_> heww, +ÚwÚ Nyot uWu bwame x3 youw :3 pweasuwe be >w< it :33 iww ow well. 59 ->w< If there >w< be nyothing ^w^ nyew, uWu but UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; is, -;;w;; Hath >_< been OwO befowe, how awe ^-^ ouw >w< bwains beguiwed, -^w^ Which >_> wabouwing uWu fow ÚwÚ invention bear >_< amis -The uWu second burthen >_> of :3 a fowmew chiwd! -:3 O UwU that ÚwÚ wecowd :33 couwd with :3 a ;;w;; backwawd look, ->_< Even >_> of five ^-^ hundwed courses >_> of OwO the >_> sun, -Show me >_> youw ^.^ image in >w< some >_> antique book, -x3 Since :33 mind at ^.^ fiwst in >_< chawactew ÚwÚ was >w< donye. -:33 That I UwU might UwU see what OwO the ^.^ owd x3 wowwd :33 couwd ÚwÚ say, -ÚwÚ To :3 this >_< composed wonder >_> of >_> youw >_< fwame, -:3 Whethew ^-^ we awe :3 mended, ^w^ ow whethew better uWu they, -Ow whethew UwU wevowution >w< be OwO the OwO same. -:3 O ^w^ suwe I x3 am OwO the xDD wits >_> of fowmew OwO days, -ÚwÚ To uWu subjects >_< wowse ^.^ have >w< given admiring :3 pwaise. - - -^-^ 60 -;;w;; Wike as OwO the xDD waves ^-^ make towards OwO the pebbled shore, -^w^ So ^-^ do ^-^ ouw minutes ^.^ hasten ^-^ to theiw end, ->_> Each changing place with UwU that ;;w;; which :33 goes OwO befowe, -UwU In ^.^ sequent >_< toiw >w< aww :33 fowwawds ^-^ do ^w^ contend. -^-^ Nyativity UwU once in OwO the x3 main >_> of >_< wight, -^.^ Cwawws ^-^ to x3 matuwity, >w< whewewith being crowned, -Crooked >w< ecwipses >w< 'gainst his >_> gwowy fight, -And Time UwU that uWu gave, doth :3 nyow his >_> gift :3 confound. -Time doth ;;w;; twansfix OwO the flourish xDD set uWu on youth, -And ^-^ dewves OwO the parallels in beauty's brow, ->w< Feeds uWu on OwO the :33 wawities >_> of nature's truth, -And nyothing ^-^ stands uWu but uWu fow his UwU scythe ^-^ to ;;w;; mow. -And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to xDD times in hope, my ^w^ vewse uWu shaww ^.^ stand -ÚwÚ Pwaising >w< thy ^.^ wowth, UwU despite his x3 cwuew hand. - - ->w< 61 -^-^ Is ^.^ it >w< thy wiww, >w< thy ^.^ image shouwd ^-^ keep open -UwU My :33 heavy :33 eyewids ^-^ to OwO the x3 weawy :3 nyight? -Dost :3 thou desiwe my ^-^ swumbews shouwd >w< be broken, -OwO Whiwe ^w^ shadows >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do xDD mock my >w< sight? -^-^ Is ^.^ it >w< thy spirit UwU that :3 thou >_> send'st ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee -^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom UwU home OwO into my deeds ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwy, -ÚwÚ To find >_< out uWu shames ÚwÚ and :33 idwe ^w^ houws in uWu me, -The >_> scope ÚwÚ and x3 tenyuwe >_> of >w< thy jeawousy? -:3 O no, >w< thy love >w< though xDD much, :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> gweat, -^w^ It :3 is my love UwU that >_< keeps >_< minye eye >_< awake, -Minye >_> own OwO twue love UwU that doth my west ;;w;; defeat, -ÚwÚ To xDD pway OwO the UwU watchman >w< evew uWu fow >w< thy sake. ->_< Fow ÚwÚ thee watch OwO I, UwU whiwst :3 thou OwO dost :3 wake ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, -From me :3 faw OwO off, with ÚwÚ othews >w< aww xDD too >w< nyeaw. +;;w;; If there be >_< nyothing ^w^ nyew, >_> but :3 that which ;;w;; is, +>_< Hath :33 been x3 befowe, >w< how OwO awe UwU ouw brains beguiled, +>_< Which labouring fow >w< invention UwU beaw >_> amis +uWu The second >_< buwthen of :3 a xDD fowmew >_> chiwd! +x3 O :3 that xDD wecowd couwd with :3 a uWu backwawd look, +Even of five :3 hundwed ;;w;; couwses of x3 the sun, +uWu Show ;;w;; me x3 youw x3 image uWu in x3 some >w< antique ^-^ book, +Since ^-^ mind uWu at xDD fiwst uWu in character UwU was ^-^ donye. +:33 That UwU I ^w^ might >_> see >_> what x3 the ;;w;; owd wowwd couwd say, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this UwU composed wonder of x3 youw frame, +Whethew ^.^ we OwO awe >_< mended, ow >w< whethew xDD bettew >w< they, +:33 Ow >w< whethew :3 wevowution be x3 the :33 same. +x3 O >_< suwe UwU I ^w^ am x3 the :33 wits of xDD fowmew uWu days, +;;w;; To subjects xDD wowse uWu have UwU given ^w^ admiwing ;;w;; pwaise. + + +OwO 60 +Wike >_< as x3 the ;;w;; waves >_< make uWu towawds x3 the OwO pebbwed >w< showe, +^w^ So UwU do UwU ouw ^w^ minyutes x3 hasten to uWu theiw ^w^ end, +x3 Each :3 changing :33 pwace with :3 that which xDD goes x3 befowe, +^w^ In sequent toiw aww OwO fowwawds UwU do ^w^ contend. +>_< Nyativity >_> once uWu in x3 the :33 main of wight, +:3 Cwawws to maturity, xDD whewewith ^.^ being >w< cwownyed, +Crooked >_< ecwipses uWu 'gainst :33 his :3 gwowy x3 fight, +xDD And ^-^ Time :3 that :3 gave, xDD doth nyow :33 his ^w^ gift confound. +^-^ Time xDD doth >_< twansfix x3 the :33 fwouwish uWu set on youth, +xDD And ÚwÚ dewves x3 the ;;w;; pawawwews uWu in beauty's >_> bwow, +>_< Feeds on x3 the wawities of ;;w;; nyatuwe's truth, +xDD And >_< nyothing >w< stands >_> but fow :33 his x3 scythe to uWu mow. +xDD And yet to times uWu in hope, x3 my >_> vewse UwU shaww stand +>_< Pwaising >w< thy ^.^ wowth, ;;w;; despite :33 his UwU cwuew >w< hand. + + +x3 61 +Is >w< it >w< thy :33 wiww, >w< thy x3 image >_> shouwd >_< keep open +OwO My x3 heavy >_> eyewids to x3 the ÚwÚ weawy night? +uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ desiwe x3 my swumbews >_> shouwd be OwO bwoken, +While ^-^ shadows ^.^ wike to uWu thee UwU do ÚwÚ mock x3 my sight? +Is >w< it >w< thy ^w^ spiwit :3 that xDD thou xDD send'st from uWu thee +^w^ So uWu faw from ^.^ home x3 into x3 my >_< deeds to pwy, +;;w;; To find x3 out UwU shames ÚwÚ and idle >_> houws uWu in uWu me, +uWu The ;;w;; scope ÚwÚ and tenure of >w< thy ^.^ jeawousy? +x3 O no, >w< thy wuv ^w^ though ÚwÚ much, >_> is nyot UwU so ^.^ gweat, +^.^ It >_> is x3 my wuv :3 that keeps >_< minye ^w^ eye >w< awake, +Mine UwU own true wuv :3 that xDD doth x3 my xDD west defeat, +;;w;; To :33 pway x3 the watchman OwO evew fow >w< thy sake. +For uWu thee ;;w;; watch I, whiwst xDD thou dost wake :3 ewsewhewe, +Fwom ;;w;; me uWu faw ^w^ off, with ;;w;; othews aww ^w^ too ÚwÚ nyeaw. x3 62 -UwU Sin >_> of self-love possesseth >w< aww >_< minye eye, -And >w< aww my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and >w< aww my every part; -And uWu fow :3 this xDD sin there :3 is nyo wemedy, -^w^ It :3 is OwO so grounded >_< inwawd in my ÚwÚ heawt. -x3 Methinks nyo ;;w;; face OwO so >_< gwacious :3 is as ÚwÚ minye, -:3 Nyo ^-^ shape OwO so true, nyo >w< twuth >_> of such account, -And uWu fow my uWu sewf >_< minye >_> own wowth ^-^ do :33 definye, -UwU As I >w< aww uWu othew in >w< aww wowths suwmount. -But when my :3 gwass >w< shows me my uWu sewf >_< indeed -:33 beated ÚwÚ and chopt with ^.^ tannyed antiquity, -Minye >_> own self-love ^-^ quite contrary I wead: ->_> Sewf, OwO so UwU sewf-woving ;;w;; wewe ^-^ inyiquity. -^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ thee (my x3 sewf) UwU that uWu fow my uWu sewf I :33 pwaise, -Painting my :3 age with x3 beauty >_> of >w< thy ^.^ days. - - -63 -uWu Against my love uWu shaww >w< be as I x3 am :3 nyow -x3 With Time's xDD injuwious hand xDD cwushed ÚwÚ and ^w^ o'ewwown, -When ^w^ houws ^.^ have OwO dwainyed his UwU bwood ÚwÚ and filled his uWu bwow -x3 With >w< winyes ÚwÚ and :3 wwinkwes, when his youthfuw ^w^ mown -;;w;; Hath xDD twavewwed uWu on ^-^ to age's ;;w;; steepy night, -And >w< aww x3 those ^-^ beauties ^w^ wheweof :3 nyow :33 he's ;;w;; king -uWu Awe vanyishing, ^w^ ow vanished >_< out >_> of ^-^ sight, -^-^ Steawing away OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of his spring: ->_< Fow such :3 a UwU time ^-^ do I :3 nyow fortify -uWu Against uWu confounding age's x3 cwuew ;;w;; knyife, -:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww never ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom memowy -UwU My ^w^ sweet ^-^ wuv's :3 beauty, >w< though my lover's wife. -His x3 beauty uWu shaww in ^.^ these bwack >w< winyes >w< be ^.^ seen, -And uWu they uWu shaww live, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he in them still green. - - -^.^ 64 -When I ^.^ have uWu seen uWu by Time's feww hand >_< defaced -The wich-pwoud uWu cost >_> of ;;w;; outwown buwied ^-^ age, -When sometime lofty towers I UwU see ^w^ down-wased, -And brass eternal ^w^ swave ^-^ to x3 mowtaw xDD wage. -When I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the x3 hungwy :33 ocean >_< gain -Advantage uWu on OwO the :3 kingdom >_> of OwO the shore, -And OwO the ^w^ fiwm soiw ^.^ win >_> of OwO the >_> watewy :33 main, -^.^ Incweasing ^.^ stowe with loss, ÚwÚ and woss with ^-^ stowe. -When I ^.^ have uWu seen such ^w^ intewchange >_> of State, -Ow OwO state ^.^ it uWu sewf >_> confounded, ^-^ to decay, -Wuin ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught me ;;w;; thus ^-^ to wuminyate -:33 That Time uWu wiww come ÚwÚ and UwU take my love >_> away. -:3 This ^w^ thought :3 is as :3 a death ;;w;; which cannyot OwO choose -But weep ^-^ to x3 have, UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it ^-^ feaws ^-^ to lose. - - -OwO 65 -x3 Since xDD bwass, :3 nyow ^.^ stonye, :3 nyow :3 eawth, :3 nyow :33 boundwess >_< sea, -But >_> sad mowtawity o'ersways theiw :33 powew, -OwO How with :3 this ;;w;; wage uWu shaww x3 beauty howd :3 a :33 pwea, -uWu Whose >w< action :3 is nyo stronger than :3 a UwU fwowew? -:3 O how uWu shaww ÚwÚ summew's honey >_> bweath howd out, -uWu Against OwO the wrackful ^w^ siege >_> of ;;w;; batt'wing OwO days, -When wocks ^-^ impwegnyabwe awe ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; stout, -Nyow ^w^ gates >_> of >_< steew OwO so >w< stwong uWu but UwU time :3 decays? -:3 O xDD feawfuw >_< meditation, xDD whewe :33 awack, -:33 Shaww Time's :33 best >_> jewew ^-^ fwom Time's chest lie ;;w;; hid? -Ow what >w< stwong hand can howd his swift foot ^w^ back, -Ow ^-^ who his ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of x3 beauty can OwO fowbid? -:3 O x3 nyonye, unwess :3 this >_< miwacwe ^.^ have OwO might, -:33 That in bwack ink my love ^-^ may still shinye bwight. - - -^.^ 66 -Tiwed with >w< aww ^.^ these uWu fow xDD westfuw death I cwy, -UwU As ^-^ to >w< behowd desewt :3 a >_< beggaw :33 bown, -And needy nyothing trimmed in jowwity, -And puwest :3 faith ^.^ unhappiwy xDD fowswown, -And x3 giwded uWu honyouw shamefully mispwaced, -And OwO maiden :3 viwtue ^w^ wudewy xDD stwumpeted, -And ^.^ wight :3 pewfection >w< wwongfuwwy disgraced, -And OwO stwength uWu by ;;w;; wimping ^.^ sway disabwed -And art :3 made ^w^ tongue-tied uWu by authowity, -And ^.^ fowwy >w< (doctow-wike) controlling skill, -And ÚwÚ simpwe >w< twuth miscalled x3 simpwicity, -And :33 captive good :33 attending x3 captain ill. -Tiwed with >w< aww :33 these, ^-^ fwom ^.^ these would I >w< be gone, -ÚwÚ Save UwU that ^-^ to x3 die, I xDD weave my love awonye. - - -^.^ 67 ->_< Ah xDD whewefowe with ÚwÚ infection shouwd ^.^ he live, -And with his :3 pwesence OwO gwace xDD impiety, -:33 That xDD sin uWu by him ^w^ advantage shouwd achieve, -And OwO wace ^.^ it uWu sewf with his society? -UwU Why shouwd false ^.^ painting imitate his cheek, -And >_< steaw UwU dead seeming >_> of his :3 wiving hue? -UwU Why shouwd UwU poow x3 beauty ÚwÚ indiwectwy seek, -^w^ Woses >_> of uWu shadow, >_< since his wose :3 is :3 twue? -UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he live, :3 nyow ^-^ nyatuwe bankrupt ;;w;; is, -^.^ Beggawed >_> of UwU bwood ^-^ to x3 bwush OwO thwough lively :33 veins, ->_< Fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath nyo exchequew :3 nyow uWu but his, -And >_> pwoud >_> of many, ;;w;; wives x3 upon his xDD gains? -:3 O him ^.^ she UwU stowes, ^-^ to show what wealth ^.^ she ^-^ had, -UwU In >_< days wong ÚwÚ since, before ^.^ these last OwO so >w< bad. - - -68 -ÚwÚ Thus :3 is his ^-^ cheek OwO the ÚwÚ map >_> of >_< days outwown, -When x3 beauty :33 wived ÚwÚ and ;;w;; died as >_> fwowews ^-^ do nyow, -Before ^.^ these xDD bastawd signs >_> of fair ;;w;; wewe :33 bown, -Ow durst ÚwÚ inhabit uWu on :3 a :3 wiving brow: -Before OwO the gowden tresses >_> of OwO the OwO dead, -The ^.^ wight >_> of OwO sepuwchwes, ;;w;; wewe shown ^w^ away, -ÚwÚ To live :3 a uWu second life uWu on uWu second uWu head, -Ewe beauty's UwU dead xDD fweece :3 made another gay: -UwU In him x3 those holy >_> antique ^w^ houws awe ^.^ seen, -Without >w< aww OwO ownyament, ^.^ it uWu sewf ÚwÚ and true, -:33 Making nyo uWu summew >_> of x3 anyothew's x3 gween, -xDD Wobbing nyo ^.^ owd ^-^ to dwess his x3 beauty ^w^ nyew, -And him as uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ map doth :3 Nyatuwe store, -ÚwÚ To show false Awt what x3 beauty ÚwÚ was >_> of yowe. - - -;;w;; 69 -Those pawts >_> of ÚwÚ thee UwU that OwO the world's eye doth OwO view, -Want nyothing UwU that OwO the ^w^ thought >_> of hearts can ^w^ mend: -^-^ Aww ^.^ tongues x3 (the >w< voice >_> of souls) ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee UwU that OwO due, -Uttewing x3 bawe truth, x3 even OwO so as :33 foes ^.^ commend. -x3 Thy >_> outwawd ;;w;; thus with >_> outwawd UwU pwaise :3 is crowned, -But x3 those >_> same ^.^ tongues UwU that ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee OwO so UwU thinye own, -UwU In uWu othew uWu accents ^-^ do :3 this UwU pwaise xDD confound -By >_< seeing farther than OwO the eye ;;w;; hath ^.^ shown. -^.^ They ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >w< thy UwU mind, -And UwU that in ^.^ guess uWu they measuwe uWu by >w< thy >_< deeds, -;;w;; Then ^-^ chuwws theiw >_> thoughts (awthough theiw eyes ;;w;; wewe kind) -ÚwÚ To >w< thy fair flower ÚwÚ add OwO the :3 wank smell >_> of weeds: -But x3 why >w< thy odour matcheth ^.^ nyot >w< thy show, -The soiw :3 is this, UwU that :3 thou OwO dost ^w^ common ^.^ gwow. - - -^w^ 70 -:33 That :3 thou art bwamed uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< thy >w< defect, ->_< Fow ;;w;; swandew's mark ÚwÚ was >w< evew ÚwÚ yet OwO the :33 faiw, -The >_> ownyament >_> of x3 beauty :3 is suspect, -OwO A crow UwU that flies in >_< heaven's x3 sweetest air. -^w^ So :3 thou >w< be uWu good, :3 swandew doth uWu but UwU appwuv, -x3 Thy wowth OwO the gweatew being >_< wooed >_> of UwU time, ->_< Fow cankew OwO vice OwO the x3 sweetest buds doth love, -And :3 thou ^.^ pwesent'st :3 a ÚwÚ puwe unstainyed prime. -Thou x3 hast x3 passed uWu by OwO the >_< ambush >_> of x3 young OwO days, -x3 Eithew ^.^ nyot assailed, ^w^ ow UwU victow being uWu chawged, ->_> Yet :3 this >w< thy UwU pwaise cannyot >w< be OwO so >w< thy :33 pwaise, -ÚwÚ To OwO tie OwO up envy, xDD evewmowe enwawged, ->w< If >w< some :3 suspect >_> of i-iww xDD masked ^.^ nyot >w< thy show, -;;w;; Then :3 thou :3 awonye xDD kingdoms >_> of hearts shouldst ^-^ owe. - - ->_< 71 -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew mourn uWu fow me when I x3 am OwO dead, ->w< Than you uWu shaww hear OwO the suwwy sullen beww ->w< Give wawnying ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I x3 am xDD fwed -From :3 this :3 viwe x3 wowwd with ^-^ viwest worms ^-^ to dweww: -Nyay ^-^ if you ;;w;; wead :3 this winye, wemembew ;;w;; nyot, -The hand UwU that :3 wwit it, uWu fow I love you so, -:33 That I in >_> youw ^w^ sweet >_> thoughts would >w< be ^w^ fowgot, ->w< If >w< thinking uWu on me then shouwd ^-^ make you ^w^ woe. -:3 O ^-^ if (I ;;w;; say) you ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 this verse, -When I (perhaps) ^-^ compounded x3 am with ÚwÚ cway, -Do ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as my UwU poow name UwU weheawse; -But let >_> youw love x3 even with my life ÚwÚ decay. -Lest OwO the xDD wise x3 wowwd shouwd ÚwÚ wook OwO into >_> youw :3 moan, -And xDD mock you with me aftew I x3 am gone. - - -:3 72 -:3 O west OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd ^w^ task you ^-^ to >_< wecite, -What merit :33 wived in me UwU that you shouwd love -:33 Aftew my death (deaw OwO wuv) ^-^ fowget me ÚwÚ quite, ->_< Fow you in me can nyothing >w< wowthy >_< pwuv. ->_< Unwess you would devise >w< some ÚwÚ viwtuous >_< wie, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ mowe uWu fow me than >_< minye >_> own :33 desewt, -And >_> hang ^-^ mowe UwU pwaise x3 upon ^.^ deceased OwO I, ->w< Than ^.^ nyiggawd >w< twuth would willingly impawt: -:3 O west >_> youw OwO twue love ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem false in this, -:33 That you uWu fow love speak ;;w;; weww >_> of me ^-^ untwue, -UwU My name >w< be buwied xDD whewe my ÚwÚ body ;;w;; is, -And live nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame :3 nyow uWu me, :3 nyow you. ->_< Fow I x3 am ^.^ shamed uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which I bwing >w< fowth, -And OwO so shouwd you, ^-^ to love >w< things nyothing worth. - - -^w^ 73 -:33 That UwU time >_> of yeaw :3 thou uWu mayst in me uWu behowd, -When x3 yewwow uWu weaves, ^w^ ow x3 nyonye, ^w^ ow xDD few ^-^ do >_> hang -:3 Upon x3 those x3 boughs ;;w;; which >_< shake x3 against OwO the cold, -Bawe ^w^ wuinyed ^-^ choiws, xDD whewe ^.^ wate OwO the ^w^ sweet :33 biwds >w< sang. -UwU In me :3 thou >w< seest OwO the :33 twiwight >_> of such day, -UwU As aftew sunset OwO fadeth in OwO the UwU west, -^w^ Which uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by bwack night doth UwU take ^w^ away, -^-^ Death's uWu second uWu sewf UwU that :33 seaws OwO up >w< aww in ^-^ west. -UwU In me :3 thou >w< seest OwO the ;;w;; gwowing >_> of such fire, -:33 That uWu on OwO the ashes >_> of his xDD youth doth >_< wie, -UwU As OwO the x3 death-bed, xDD wheweon ^.^ it >w< must UwU expiwe, -^-^ Consumed with UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 nyouwished by. -:3 This :3 thou xDD pewceiv'st, ;;w;; which makes >w< thy love ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, -ÚwÚ To love UwU that well, ;;w;; which :3 thou >w< must xDD weave ewe UwU wong. +Sin of sewf-wuv UwU possesseth aww >_< minye >_< eye, +xDD And aww x3 my x3 souw, ÚwÚ and aww x3 my every ^w^ pawt; +xDD And fow ÚwÚ this x3 sin there >_> is nyo ^.^ wemedy, +^.^ It >_> is UwU so >_< gwounded inward uWu in x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +Methinks nyo OwO face UwU so >_> gwacious >_> is >_< as >_> minye, +No xDD shape UwU so ^-^ twue, nyo uWu twuth of xDD such ^w^ account, +xDD And fow x3 my self >_< minye UwU own ^.^ wowth UwU do >w< definye, +;;w;; As UwU I aww othew uWu in aww :33 wowths >_> suwmount. +OwO But when x3 my gwass >_< shows ;;w;; me x3 my self ÚwÚ indeed +uWu beated ÚwÚ and x3 chopt with ^.^ tannyed :33 antiquity, +Mine UwU own sewf-wuv quite :33 contwawy UwU I read: +Self, UwU so sewf-woving :3 wewe :33 inyiquity. +'Tis uWu thee >_< (my :3 sewf) :3 that fow x3 my self UwU I >_< pwaise, +Painting x3 my age with beauty of >w< thy days. + + +>_> 63 +^w^ Against x3 my wuv UwU shaww be >_< as UwU I ^w^ am nyow +With ÚwÚ Time's xDD injuwious uWu hand cwushed ÚwÚ and o'ewwown, +x3 When >_> houws uWu have x3 dwainyed :33 his :3 bwood ÚwÚ and filled :33 his ^w^ bwow +With lines ÚwÚ and wwinkwes, when :33 his youthfuw ;;w;; mown +>_< Hath OwO twavewwed on to age's OwO steepy night, +xDD And aww UwU those beauties xDD wheweof nyow uWu he's x3 king +^w^ Awe ^-^ vanyishing, ow ^.^ vanyished x3 out of UwU sight, +Steawing OwO away x3 the treasure of :33 his >_< spwing: +For xDD such :3 a time UwU do UwU I nyow fortify +^w^ Against >_< confounding age's UwU cwuew ^-^ knyife, +:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyevew :3 cut from ^w^ memowy +OwO My x3 sweet love's >w< beauty, ^w^ though x3 my lover's life. +ÚwÚ His beauty UwU shaww uWu in these black lines be uWu seen, +xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww x3 wive, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu in them still x3 gween. + + +x3 64 +x3 When UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ by ÚwÚ Time's UwU feww uWu hand ^-^ defaced +uWu The wich-pwoud >_> cost of outwown buried age, +x3 When ÚwÚ sometime wofty towews UwU I >_> see down-wased, +xDD And brass xDD etewnyaw ;;w;; swave to >w< mowtaw x3 wage. +x3 When UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the hungwy xDD ocean ^.^ gain +uWu Advantage on x3 the ^w^ kingdom of x3 the >w< showe, +xDD And x3 the >w< fiwm UwU soiw x3 win of x3 the :3 watewy ^-^ main, +Increasing OwO stowe with woss, ÚwÚ and ^-^ woss with >_< stowe. +x3 When UwU I uWu have :3 seen xDD such >_< intewchange of ^-^ State, +:33 Ow >w< state >w< it self x3 confounded, to uWu decay, +x3 Wuin hath ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me OwO thus to >_< wuminyate +:33 That ^-^ Time xDD wiww come ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 my wuv xDD away. +This xDD thought >_> is >_< as :3 a :33 death which ;;w;; cannyot choose +OwO But xDD weep to have, :3 that which >w< it OwO feaws to uWu wose. + + +x3 65 +Since bwass, nor OwO stonye, nor earth, nor boundwess :33 sea, +OwO But >_> sad OwO mowtawity UwU o'ewsways uWu theiw x3 powew, +How with ÚwÚ this xDD wage UwU shaww beauty howd :3 a plea, +>_< Whose uWu action >_> is nyo stronger than :3 a >w< fwowew? +x3 O >w< how UwU shaww :33 summew's honey UwU bweath howd ^.^ out, +^w^ Against x3 the wrackful ^-^ siege of ^-^ batt'wing uWu days, +x3 When x3 wocks OwO impwegnyabwe OwO awe nyot UwU so uWu stout, +x3 Nyow :3 gates of steew UwU so >w< stwong >_> but time UwU decays? +x3 O x3 feawfuw >w< meditation, :3 whewe awack, +Shall ÚwÚ Time's best jewel from ÚwÚ Time's uWu chest >_< wie ^-^ hid? +:33 Ow >_> what >w< stwong uWu hand ^.^ can howd :33 his UwU swift :33 foot back, +:33 Ow who :33 his :33 spoiw of beauty ^.^ can fowbid? +x3 O nyonye, ^w^ unwess ÚwÚ this :33 miwacwe uWu have xDD might, +:33 That uWu in black ink x3 my wuv OwO may still shine >_< bwight. + + +x3 66 +uWu Tiwed with aww these fow OwO westfuw :33 death UwU I ^-^ cwy, +;;w;; As to behowd desewt :3 a beggar born, +xDD And nyeedy >_< nyothing ^-^ twimmed uWu in jollity, +xDD And puwest :33 faith ÚwÚ unhappiwy forsworn, +xDD And :3 giwded honour ÚwÚ shamefuwwy ;;w;; mispwaced, +xDD And >_< maiden viwtue wudewy strumpeted, +xDD And >w< wight pewfection UwU wwongfuwwy >_> disgwaced, +xDD And ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ by wimping xDD sway ^.^ disabwed +xDD And awt UwU made tongue-tied ^.^ by ÚwÚ authowity, +xDD And >w< fowwy x3 (doctow-wike) >w< contwowwing ^-^ skiww, +xDD And :33 simpwe uWu twuth >w< miscawwed simplicity, +xDD And >w< captive ÚwÚ good :33 attending UwU captain ill. +uWu Tiwed with aww OwO these, from these ^.^ wouwd UwU I be >w< gonye, +:3 Save :3 that to >_> die, UwU I OwO weave x3 my wuv >_< awonye. + + +67 +Ah ^-^ whewefowe with :3 infection >_> shouwd ^.^ he x3 wive, +xDD And with :33 his x3 pwesence xDD gwace >w< impiety, +:33 That x3 sin ^.^ by ^.^ him ^w^ advantage >_> shouwd xDD achieve, +xDD And :33 wace >w< it self with :33 his society? +Why >_> shouwd UwU fawse OwO painting ^.^ imitate :33 his OwO cheek, +xDD And ^.^ steaw >_< dead ÚwÚ seeming of :33 his UwU wiving hue? +Why >_> shouwd poor beauty indirectly seek, +Woses of xDD shadow, xDD since :33 his wose >_> is twue? +Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he x3 wive, nyow ÚwÚ nyatuwe >w< bankwupt ;;w;; is, +ÚwÚ Beggawed of :3 bwood to bwush ^w^ thwough lively >_> veins, +For ^.^ she hath nyo ^.^ exchequew nyow >_> but his, +xDD And OwO pwoud of UwU many, ;;w;; wives ;;w;; upon :33 his gains? +x3 O ^.^ him ^.^ she stowes, to x3 show >_> what weawth ^.^ she :33 had, +^w^ In OwO days ^-^ wong since, >w< befowe these >w< wast UwU so bad. + + +^.^ 68 +^-^ Thus >_> is :33 his >_< cheek x3 the ^.^ map of OwO days ^-^ outwown, +x3 When beauty >_< wived ÚwÚ and >w< died >_< as fwowews UwU do now, +^.^ Befowe these ^.^ bastawd signs of >w< faiw :3 wewe born, +:33 Ow x3 duwst ;;w;; inhabit on :3 a UwU wiving OwO bwow: +^.^ Befowe x3 the golden >w< twesses of x3 the >_< dead, +uWu The >w< wight of ^.^ sepuwchwes, :3 wewe OwO shown away, +;;w;; To ^w^ wive :3 a second >w< wife on second head, +Ere beauty's >_< dead fweece UwU made anyothew gay: +^w^ In ^.^ him UwU those >w< howy >w< antique >_> houws OwO awe uWu seen, +Without aww ownyament, >w< it self ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, +^.^ Making nyo ^-^ summew of another's xDD gween, +x3 Wobbing nyo ;;w;; owd to :3 dwess :33 his beauty ^w^ nyew, +xDD And ^.^ him >_< as fow :3 a ^.^ map xDD doth ÚwÚ Nyatuwe store, +;;w;; To x3 show UwU fawse Awt >_> what beauty UwU was of >_< yowe. + + +OwO 69 +>w< Those parts of uWu thee :3 that x3 the OwO wowwd's ^w^ eye xDD doth ^.^ view, +OwO Want >_< nyothing :3 that x3 the xDD thought of heawts ^.^ can >w< mend: +All tongues uWu (the uWu voice of souws) UwU give uWu thee :3 that >_> due, +^w^ Uttewing OwO bawe truth, even UwU so >_< as ^-^ foes commend. +x3 Thy :33 outwawd OwO thus with :33 outwawd praise >_> is >w< cwownyed, +OwO But UwU those same tongues :3 that UwU give uWu thee UwU so ^.^ thinye OwO own, +^w^ In othew ;;w;; accents UwU do ÚwÚ this praise confound +^-^ By ^-^ seeing ^-^ fawthew than x3 the ^w^ eye hath :3 shown. +^-^ They wook x3 into x3 the beauty of >w< thy UwU mind, +xDD And :3 that uWu in guess ;;w;; they UwU measuwe ^.^ by >w< thy uWu deeds, +UwU Then churls uWu theiw >_< thoughts (although uWu theiw eyes :3 wewe ^.^ kind) +;;w;; To >w< thy >w< faiw fwowew >_< add x3 the rank smell of weeds: +OwO But >w< why >w< thy >_< odouw matcheth nyot >w< thy show, +uWu The UwU soiw >_> is uWu this, :3 that xDD thou dost ^w^ common ^w^ gwow. + + +x3 70 +:33 That xDD thou awt blamed UwU shaww nyot be >w< thy uWu defect, +For ^.^ swandew's mark UwU was OwO evew yet x3 the faiw, +uWu The ^w^ ownyament of beauty >_> is ;;w;; suspect, +^-^ A x3 cwow :3 that fwies uWu in heaven's ^w^ sweetest air. +^w^ So xDD thou be UwU good, ^-^ swandew xDD doth >_> but ^.^ appwuv, +x3 Thy ^.^ wowth x3 the :33 gweatew ^.^ being :3 wooed of time, +For ;;w;; cankew :33 vice x3 the ^w^ sweetest ^-^ buds xDD doth xDD wuv, +xDD And xDD thou >w< pwesent'st :3 a puwe OwO unstainyed ^-^ pwime. +^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 passed ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ ambush of xDD young uWu days, +^-^ Eithew nyot >_> assaiwed, ow victor ^.^ being chawged, +ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this >w< thy praise ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so >w< thy >_< pwaise, +;;w;; To :33 tie x3 up xDD envy, evewmowe enwawged, +;;w;; If x3 some >_> suspect of :33 iww >w< masked nyot >w< thy show, +UwU Then xDD thou awonye OwO kingdoms of heawts shouwdst owe. + + +^w^ 71 +No longer mouwn fow ;;w;; me when UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead, +Than xDD you UwU shaww hear x3 the uWu suwwy UwU suwwen beww +Give :3 wawnying to x3 the wowwd :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ fwed +Fwom ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe wowwd with vilest wowms to ^-^ dweww: +Nyay >_> if xDD you ^w^ wead ÚwÚ this xDD winye, remember >_> nyot, +uWu The uWu hand :3 that ^-^ wwit :33 it, fow UwU I wuv xDD you >_> so, +:33 That UwU I uWu in x3 youw x3 sweet >_< thoughts ^.^ wouwd be >w< fowgot, +;;w;; If uWu thinking on ;;w;; me xDD then >_> shouwd >_< make xDD you woe. +x3 O >_> if UwU (I >_> say) xDD you wook ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this vewse, +x3 When UwU I (perhaps) OwO compounded ^w^ am with ^-^ cway, +Do nyot UwU so much >_< as x3 my poor xDD nyame :33 weheawse; +OwO But wet x3 youw wuv even with x3 my >w< wife UwU decay. +Lest x3 the uWu wise wowwd >_> shouwd wook x3 into x3 youw >w< moan, +xDD And ÚwÚ mock xDD you with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ aftew UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; gonye. + + +>_> 72 +x3 O xDD west x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd :3 task xDD you to >_< wecite, +>_> What merit >_< wived uWu in ;;w;; me :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd wuv +>w< Aftew x3 my :33 death ^w^ (deaw :3 wuv) x3 fowget ;;w;; me UwU quite, +For xDD you uWu in ;;w;; me ^.^ can >_< nyothing ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ pwuv. +OwO Unwess xDD you ^.^ wouwd >w< devise x3 some virtuous wie, +;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ mowe fow ;;w;; me than >_< minye UwU own :3 desewt, +xDD And ^w^ hang ^.^ mowe praise ;;w;; upon x3 deceased I, +Than niggard uWu twuth ^.^ wouwd ^w^ wiwwingwy impawt: +x3 O xDD west x3 youw true wuv OwO may xDD seem UwU fawse uWu in uWu this, +:33 That xDD you fow wuv speak weww of ;;w;; me x3 untwue, +OwO My xDD nyame be buried :3 whewe x3 my >w< body ;;w;; is, +xDD And ^w^ wive nyo ^.^ mowe to ^-^ shame nor uWu me, nor OwO you. +For UwU I ^w^ am :33 shamed ^.^ by :3 that which UwU I ;;w;; bwing ^-^ fowth, +xDD And UwU so >_> shouwd UwU you, to wuv ^.^ things >_< nyothing uWu wowth. + + +73 +:33 That time of xDD yeaw xDD thou uWu mayst uWu in ;;w;; me behowd, +x3 When >w< yewwow OwO weaves, ow nyonye, ow x3 few UwU do ^w^ hang +>_> Upon UwU those ^-^ boughs which ;;w;; shake OwO against x3 the >_< cowd, +UwU Bawe :3 wuinyed ^.^ choiws, :3 whewe wate x3 the x3 sweet xDD biwds x3 sang. +^w^ In ;;w;; me xDD thou seest x3 the UwU twiwight of xDD such ^-^ day, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ aftew xDD sunset OwO fadeth uWu in x3 the ^-^ west, +>_< Which ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by black >w< nyight xDD doth OwO take away, +UwU Death's second self :3 that >_> seaws x3 up aww uWu in rest. +^w^ In ;;w;; me xDD thou seest x3 the >_< gwowing of xDD such ^w^ fiwe, +:33 That on x3 the >_> ashes of :33 his :33 youth xDD doth wie, +;;w;; As x3 the ^-^ death-bed, wheweon >w< it ^w^ must ;;w;; expiwe, +xDD Consumed with :3 that which >w< it UwU was nourished by. +This xDD thou pewceiv'st, which x3 makes >w< thy wuv ^.^ mowe :33 stwong, +;;w;; To wuv :3 that weww, which xDD thou ^w^ must OwO weave ere wong. 74 -But >w< be OwO contented when UwU that feww awwest, -Without >w< aww bail uWu shaww carry me ^w^ away, -UwU My life ;;w;; hath in :3 this xDD winye >w< some UwU intewest, -^w^ Which uWu fow ÚwÚ memowiaw still with ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww >_> stay. -When :3 thou reviewest this, :3 thou OwO dost review, -The vewy part ÚwÚ was consecrate ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -The :3 eawth can ^.^ have uWu but :3 eawth, ;;w;; which :3 is his OwO due, -UwU My spirit :3 is UwU thinye OwO the better part >_> of uWu me, -^w^ So then :3 thou x3 hast uWu but lost OwO the UwU dwegs >_> of xDD wife, -The uWu pwey >_> of xDD wowms, my ÚwÚ body being OwO dead, -The cowawd :3 conquest >_> of :3 a wretch's ;;w;; knyife, -:3 Too base >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be wemembewed, -The wowth >_> of UwU that, :3 is UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it x3 contains, -And UwU that :3 is this, ÚwÚ and :3 this with ÚwÚ thee remains. - - -^-^ 75 -^w^ So awe you ^-^ to my >_> thoughts as >_< food ^-^ to xDD wife, -Ow as ÚwÚ sweet-seasonyed uWu showews awe ^-^ to OwO the ground; -And uWu fow OwO the xDD peace >_> of you I howd such stwife -UwU As :33 'twixt :3 a misew ÚwÚ and his wealth :3 is ÚwÚ found. -Nyow >_> pwoud as OwO an OwO enjoyew, ÚwÚ and anon ->w< Doubting OwO the >_> fiwching :3 age uWu wiww >_< steaw his tweasuwe, -Nyow x3 counting :33 best ^-^ to >w< be with you xDD awonye, -;;w;; Then ^.^ bettewed UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may UwU see my pweasuwe, ->_< Sometime >w< aww :33 fuww with ;;w;; feasting uWu on >_> youw ^-^ sight, -And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by cwean starved uWu fow :3 a look, -Possessing ^w^ ow pursuing nyo dewight -ÚwÚ Save what :3 is ^-^ had, ^w^ ow >w< must ^-^ fwom you >w< be ^w^ took. -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I pinye ÚwÚ and >w< suwfeit :3 day uWu by day, -Ow gwuttonying uWu on aww, ^w^ ow >w< aww >_> away. - - ->_> 76 -UwU Why :3 is my ^w^ vewse OwO so xDD bawwen >_> of OwO nyew uWu pwide? -^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom >_< vawiation ^w^ ow uWu quick uWu change? -UwU Why with OwO the UwU time ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot OwO gwance ^w^ aside -ÚwÚ To :3 nyew-found methods, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< compounds strange? -UwU Why wwite I still >w< aww one, >w< evew OwO the :33 same, -And ^-^ keep ÚwÚ invention in :3 a nyoted weed, -:33 That every >_> wowd doth ^w^ awmost tell my uWu nyame, ->w< Showing theiw birth, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe uWu they >_> did >w< pwoceed? -:3 O xDD knyow ^w^ sweet love I :33 awways wwite >_> of you, -And you ÚwÚ and love awe still my ;;w;; awgument: -^w^ So >w< aww my :33 best :3 is dwessing ^.^ owd uWu wowds ^w^ nyew, -Spending UwU again what :3 is already ^-^ spent: ->_< Fow as OwO the >_< sun :3 is ;;w;; daiwy OwO nyew ÚwÚ and >_> owd, -^w^ So :3 is my love still x3 tewwing what :3 is towd. +OwO But be UwU contented when :3 that UwU feww x3 awwest, +Without aww xDD baiw UwU shaww carry ;;w;; me away, +OwO My >w< wife hath uWu in ÚwÚ this winye x3 some intewest, +>_< Which fow xDD memowiaw still with uWu thee UwU shaww >_< stay. +x3 When xDD thou reviewest uWu this, xDD thou dost weview, +uWu The xDD vewy ÚwÚ pawt UwU was consecrate to ÚwÚ thee, +uWu The ^.^ eawth ^.^ can uWu have >_> but earth, which >_> is :33 his >_> due, +OwO My ^w^ spiwit >_> is ^.^ thinye x3 the xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of uWu me, +^w^ So xDD then xDD thou x3 hast >_> but wost x3 the UwU dwegs of :3 wife, +uWu The prey of ÚwÚ wowms, x3 my >w< body ^.^ being >_< dead, +uWu The x3 cowawd conquest of :3 a wwetch's ^-^ knyife, +Too UwU base of uWu thee to be ;;w;; wemembewed, +uWu The ^.^ wowth of :3 that, >_> is :3 that which >w< it ^w^ contains, +xDD And :3 that >_> is uWu this, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this with uWu thee :33 wemains. + + +ÚwÚ 75 +^w^ So OwO awe xDD you to x3 my >_< thoughts >_< as OwO food to :3 wife, +:33 Ow >_< as ^w^ sweet-seasonyed >w< showews OwO awe to x3 the ^.^ gwound; +xDD And fow x3 the uWu peace of xDD you UwU I howd xDD such uWu stwife +;;w;; As 'twixt :3 a ^.^ misew ÚwÚ and :33 his weawth >_> is uWu found. +Now OwO pwoud >_< as >w< an UwU enjoyew, ÚwÚ and :3 anyon +Doubting x3 the ÚwÚ fiwching age xDD wiww ^.^ steaw :33 his treasure, +Now x3 counting best to be with xDD you ^-^ awonye, +UwU Then ^.^ bettewed :3 that x3 the wowwd OwO may >_> see x3 my x3 pweasuwe, +:3 Sometime aww full with x3 feasting on x3 youw UwU sight, +xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 cwean starved fow :3 a look, +Possessing ow OwO puwsuing nyo delight +:3 Save >_> what >_> is :33 had, ow ^w^ must from xDD you be UwU took. +^-^ Thus UwU do UwU I pine ÚwÚ and suwfeit day ^.^ by ^-^ day, +:33 Ow >w< gwuttonying on all, ow aww xDD away. + + +76 +Why >_> is x3 my >_> vewse UwU so ^-^ bawwen of x3 nyew uWu pwide? +^w^ So uWu faw from ÚwÚ vawiation ow ^w^ quick ;;w;; change? +Why with x3 the time UwU do UwU I nyot glance :3 aside +;;w;; To ^w^ nyew-found ^.^ methods, ÚwÚ and to uWu compounds >w< stwange? +Why >w< wwite UwU I still aww one, OwO evew x3 the same, +xDD And >_< keep >w< invention uWu in :3 a noted OwO weed, +:33 That every ;;w;; wowd xDD doth almost tell x3 my :33 nyame, +^.^ Showing uWu theiw birth, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe ;;w;; they uWu did :33 pwoceed? +x3 O ^.^ knyow x3 sweet wuv UwU I awways >w< wwite of UwU you, +xDD And xDD you ÚwÚ and wuv OwO awe still x3 my :3 awgument: +^w^ So aww x3 my best >_> is :3 dwessing ;;w;; owd wowds ^w^ nyew, +OwO Spending again >_> what >_> is xDD awweady spent: +For >_< as x3 the sun >_> is x3 daiwy x3 nyew ÚwÚ and :3 owd, +^w^ So >_> is x3 my wuv still :3 tewwing >_> what >_> is uWu towd. >_< 77 -x3 Thy :3 gwass uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee how >w< thy ^-^ beauties weaw, -x3 Thy >w< diaw how >w< thy pwecious minutes ;;w;; waste, -^.^ These vacant leaves >w< thy xDD mind's ÚwÚ impwint uWu wiww ^-^ beaw, -And >_> of :3 this book, :3 this >_> weawnying uWu mayst :3 thou >_< taste. -The wrinkles ;;w;; which >w< thy :3 gwass uWu wiww ^.^ twuwy show, -x3 Of mouthed >_< gwaves uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee memory, -Thou uWu by >w< thy diaw's shady stealth uWu mayst >w< knyow, -Time's ^w^ thievish ^-^ pwogwess ^-^ to eternity. -Wook what >w< thy memowy cannyot uWu contain, -:33 Commit ^-^ to ^.^ these ^.^ waste ^.^ bwanks, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt find -Those chiwdwen ;;w;; nyuwsed, UwU dewivewed ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ bwain, -ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a OwO nyew >_> acquaintance >_> of >w< thy mind. -^.^ These ^.^ offices, OwO so ^w^ oft as :3 thou xDD wiwt look, -:33 Shaww >w< pwofit ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< much UwU enwich >w< thy uWu book. - - -^w^ 78 -^w^ So ^w^ oft ^.^ have I :33 invoked ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my ÚwÚ muse, -And ;;w;; found such fair ;;w;; assistance in my verse, -UwU As every UwU awien ;;w;; pen ;;w;; hath ^w^ got my use, -And uWu undew ÚwÚ thee theiw poesy ÚwÚ dispewse. ->_< Thinye >_> eyes, UwU that ^w^ taught OwO the OwO dumb uWu on UwU high ^-^ to sing, -And :33 heavy xDD ignyowance ^-^ awoft ^-^ to fly, ->_< Have ÚwÚ added ÚwÚ feathews ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ weawnyed's ;;w;; wing, -And >w< given OwO gwace :3 a double majesty. ->_> Yet >w< be UwU most >_> pwoud >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which I ;;w;; compiwe, -uWu Whose influence :3 is thinye, ÚwÚ and :3 bown >_> of ^.^ thee, -UwU In >_> othews' ^w^ wowks :3 thou OwO dost uWu but OwO mend OwO the x3 stywe, -And ^w^ awts with >w< thy ^w^ sweet gwaces OwO gwaced UwU be. -But :3 thou art >w< aww my :3 awt, ÚwÚ and OwO dost ^.^ advance -UwU As UwU high as weawnying, my wude ^.^ ignyowance. - - -:33 79 ->w< Whiwst I :3 awonye >_> did caww x3 upon >w< thy ^-^ aid, -UwU My ^w^ vewse :3 awonye xDD had >w< aww >w< thy gentwe >w< gwace, -But :3 nyow my >_< gwacious ÚwÚ nyumbews awe >_> decayed, -And my uWu sick ^w^ muse doth ^w^ give OwO an uWu othew :3 pwace. -I gwant (sweet OwO wuv) >w< thy UwU wuvwy awgument -:33 Desewves OwO the UwU twavaiw >_> of :3 a worthier >_> pen, ->_> Yet what >_> of ÚwÚ thee >w< thy :3 poet doth xDD invent, -ÚwÚ He >_> wobs ÚwÚ thee :33 of, ÚwÚ and OwO pays ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee uWu again, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wends ÚwÚ thee uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he stole UwU that ;;w;; wowd, -From >w< thy :33 behaviouw, x3 beauty doth ^.^ he ^w^ give -And ;;w;; found ^.^ it in >w< thy >_< cheek: ^.^ he can :33 affowd -:3 Nyo UwU pwaise ^-^ to ^.^ thee, uWu but what in ÚwÚ thee doth wive. -;;w;; Then :3 thank him ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he doth ÚwÚ say, -x3 Since what ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes ^.^ thee, :3 thou >w< thy uWu sewf OwO dost :33 pay. +x3 Thy gwass xDD wiww x3 show uWu thee >w< how >w< thy beauties OwO weaw, +x3 Thy OwO diaw >w< how >w< thy >_< pwecious ^w^ minyutes >_< waste, +;;w;; These ;;w;; vacant >w< weaves >w< thy mind's >w< impwint xDD wiww >_> beaw, +xDD And of ÚwÚ this ^-^ book, ÚwÚ this :33 weawnying uWu mayst xDD thou taste. +uWu The ^.^ wwinkwes which >w< thy gwass xDD wiww :33 twuwy show, +Of >_> mouthed gwaves xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee xDD memowy, +^.^ Thou ^.^ by >w< thy ^.^ diaw's ÚwÚ shady uWu steawth uWu mayst knyow, +ÚwÚ Time's thievish ^w^ pwogwess to xDD etewnyity. +Wook >_> what >w< thy ^w^ memowy ;;w;; cannyot :33 contain, +^-^ Commit to these uWu waste bwanks, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt find +>w< Those x3 chiwdwen ÚwÚ nyuwsed, ^-^ dewivewed from >w< thy :3 bwain, +;;w;; To OwO take :3 a x3 nyew >_< acquaintance of >w< thy :33 mind. +;;w;; These ;;w;; offices, UwU so ;;w;; oft >_< as xDD thou wiwt look, +Shall pwofit ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and much enrich >w< thy uWu book. + + +UwU 78 +^w^ So ;;w;; oft uWu have UwU I invoked uWu thee fow x3 my >w< muse, +xDD And >_> found xDD such >w< faiw ^.^ assistance uWu in x3 my vewse, +;;w;; As every x3 awien OwO pen hath ^w^ got x3 my ^.^ use, +xDD And :33 undew uWu thee uWu theiw poesy disperse. +OwO Thinye ^w^ eyes, :3 that ÚwÚ taught x3 the UwU dumb on xDD high to ^w^ sing, +xDD And x3 heavy ÚwÚ ignyowance ÚwÚ awoft to fly, +:3 Have >_< added feathers to x3 the ^.^ weawnyed's *hugs tightly* wing, +xDD And UwU given xDD gwace :3 a :3 doubwe :33 majesty. +ÚwÚ Yet be UwU most OwO pwoud of :3 that which UwU I compile, +>_< Whose ÚwÚ infwuence >_> is xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and bown of ÚwÚ thee, +^w^ In OwO othews' wowks xDD thou dost >_> but mend x3 the style, +xDD And >w< awts with >w< thy x3 sweet uWu gwaces graced >w< be. +OwO But xDD thou awt aww x3 my awt, ÚwÚ and dost advance +;;w;; As xDD high >_< as ^w^ weawnying, x3 my wude UwU ignyowance. + + +79 +Whilst UwU I awonye uWu did caww ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^w^ aid, +OwO My >_> vewse awonye xDD had aww >w< thy ^-^ gentwe gwace, +OwO But nyow x3 my >_> gwacious xDD nyumbews OwO awe :3 decayed, +xDD And x3 my >w< sick >_< muse xDD doth UwU give >w< an othew ;;w;; pwace. +UwU I gwant ÚwÚ (sweet :3 wuv) >w< thy lovely :33 awgument +>_> Desewves x3 the :3 twavaiw of :3 a wowthiew pen, +ÚwÚ Yet >_> what of uWu thee >w< thy ;;w;; poet xDD doth ;;w;; invent, +>w< He robs uWu thee :33 of, ÚwÚ and >w< pays >w< it uWu thee OwO again, +>w< He wends uWu thee virtue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO stowe :3 that word, +Fwom >w< thy behaviour, beauty xDD doth ^.^ he UwU give +xDD And >_> found >w< it uWu in >w< thy >_< cheek: ^.^ he ^.^ can UwU affowd +No praise to ÚwÚ thee, >_> but >_> what uWu in uWu thee xDD doth wive. +UwU Then >_> thank ^.^ him nyot fow :3 that which ^.^ he xDD doth say, +Since >_> what ^.^ he >_> owes ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou >w< thy self dost :3 pay. ;;w;; 80 -:3 O how I ^.^ faint when I >_> of you ^-^ do write, -:33 Knyowing :3 a better spirit doth ;;w;; use >_> youw uWu nyame, -And in OwO the UwU pwaise thereof ^.^ spends >w< aww his OwO might, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me ^w^ tongue-tied ;;w;; speaking >_> of >_> youw >w< fame. -But >_< since >_> youw wowth xDD (wide as OwO the :33 ocean is) -The humbwe as OwO the pwoudest sail doth ^-^ beaw, -UwU My ;;w;; saucy bark (infewiow :3 faw ^-^ to >_< his) -uWu On >_> youw bwoad x3 main doth >_> wiwfuwwy appear. -Your OwO shawwowest ^w^ hewp uWu wiww howd me OwO up xDD afwoat, ->w< Whiwst ^.^ he x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ soundwess ^-^ deep doth ride, -Ow ^.^ (being ^-^ wwecked) I x3 am :3 a ^.^ wowthwess >_> boat, -ÚwÚ He >_> of taww building, ÚwÚ and >_> of ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ pwide. -;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ he thrive ÚwÚ and I >w< be UwU cast ^w^ away, -The wowst ÚwÚ was this, my love ÚwÚ was my ÚwÚ decay. - - -:33 81 -Ow I uWu shaww live >_> youw ^-^ epitaph ^-^ to >_> make, -Ow you uWu suwvive when I in :3 eawth x3 am xDD wotten, -From x3 hence >_> youw memowy death cannyot UwU take, -UwU Awthough in me OwO each part uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; fowgotten. -Your name ^-^ fwom x3 hence immortal life uWu shaww x3 have, -^-^ Though I xDD (once gone) ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< must x3 die, -The :3 eawth can ÚwÚ yiewd me uWu but :3 a ^w^ common :33 gwave, -When you >_< entombed in xDD men's eyes uWu shaww >_< wie, -Your :33 monyument uWu shaww >w< be my gentwe verse, -^w^ Which eyes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet created uWu shaww o'er-read, -And ^.^ tongues ^-^ to ^.^ be, >_> youw being uWu shaww ^w^ weheawse, -When >w< aww OwO the >_< bweathews >_> of :3 this x3 wowwd awe OwO dead, -You still uWu shaww live UwU (such :3 viwtue ;;w;; hath my ÚwÚ pen) -:3 Whewe >_> bweath UwU most breathes, x3 even in OwO the OwO mouths >_> of ^-^ men. - - ->_< 82 -I gwant :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot married ^-^ to my ÚwÚ muse, -And OwO thewefowe uWu mayst ^-^ without ^.^ attaint :3 o'ewwook -The x3 dedicated uWu wowds ;;w;; which ^-^ wwitews ;;w;; use -x3 Of theiw fair :3 subject, xDD bwessing every uWu book. -Thou art as fair in knowledge as in hue, -UwU Finding >w< thy wowth :3 a UwU wimit ÚwÚ past my :33 pwaise, -And OwO thewefowe art ^-^ enfowced ^-^ to >w< seek anew, -uWu Some fresher stamp >_> of OwO the time-bettewing ^.^ days. -And ^-^ do OwO so love, ÚwÚ yet when uWu they ^.^ have ;;w;; devised, -What :33 stwainyed UwU touches ^w^ whetowic can wend, -Thou ^.^ twuwy :33 faiw, ^w^ wewt ^.^ twuwy ^.^ sympathized, -UwU In OwO twue ;;w;; pwain x3 wowds, uWu by >w< thy >_> twue-tewwing >w< fwiend. -And theiw :3 gwoss ^.^ painting UwU might >w< be better x3 used, -:3 Whewe x3 cheeks :3 nyeed blood, in ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it :3 is abused. - - -xDD 83 -I never ^-^ saw UwU that you >_> did ^.^ painting ^w^ nyeed, -And OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >_> youw fair nyo ^.^ painting set, -I ;;w;; found uWu (ow ^w^ thought I xDD found) you >_> did exceed, -:33 That xDD bawwen >w< tendew >_> of :3 a >_< poet's OwO debt: -And OwO thewefowe ^.^ have I >w< swept in >_> youw report, -:33 That you >_> youw uWu sewf being UwU extant ;;w;; weww UwU might show, -OwO How :3 faw :3 a modewn ;;w;; quiww doth come xDD too showt, ->w< Speaking >_> of ^.^ wowth, what wowth in you doth ^.^ gwow. -:3 This siwence uWu fow my xDD sin you >_> did xDD impute, -^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be UwU most my >_> gwowy being ^w^ dumb, ->_< Fow I ;;w;; impaiw ^.^ nyot x3 beauty being xDD mute, -When ÚwÚ othews would ^w^ give xDD wife, ÚwÚ and bwing :3 a tomb. -Thewe ;;w;; wives ^-^ mowe life in ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw fair >_> eyes, ->w< Than uWu both >_> youw poets can in UwU pwaise x3 devise. - - -;;w;; 84 -OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that :33 says ÚwÚ most, ;;w;; which can uWu say :3 mowe, ->w< Than :3 this rich :33 pwaise, UwU that you xDD awonye, awe you? -UwU In uWu whose x3 confinye >w< immuwed :3 is OwO the store, -^w^ Which shouwd example xDD whewe >_> youw >w< equaw OwO gwew. -Lean >_> penyuwy within UwU that ;;w;; pen doth dwell, -:33 That ^-^ to his :33 subject ÚwÚ wends ^.^ nyot >w< some small ^-^ gwowy, -But ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; wwites >_> of you, ^-^ if ^.^ he can >_< teww, -:33 That you awe you, OwO so uWu dignyifies his >_< stowy. ->_> Wet him uWu but >w< copy what in you :3 is ^w^ wwit, -:3 Nyot :33 making >_< wowse what ^-^ nyatuwe :3 made OwO so clear, -And such :3 a :33 countewpawt uWu shaww ÚwÚ fame his wit, -:33 Making his ^w^ stywe admired every ^w^ whewe. -You ^-^ to >_> youw uWu beauteous blessings ÚwÚ add :3 a curse, ->_> Being OwO fond uWu on :33 pwaise, ;;w;; which makes >_> youw ^.^ pwaises >w< wowse. - - -x3 85 -UwU My ^w^ tongue-tied ^w^ muse in ^-^ mannyews howds xDD hew stiww, -OwO Whiwe xDD comments >_> of >_> youw UwU pwaise richly compiwed, -Reserve theiw >_< chawactew with gowden ^.^ quiww, -And pwecious ^.^ phwase uWu by >w< aww OwO the OwO Muses >_< fiwed. -I ÚwÚ think good ^-^ thoughts, UwU whiwst uWu othew wwite good x3 wowds, -And >_< wike unlettered clerk still x3 cwy ;;w;; Amen, -ÚwÚ To every >_> hymn UwU that able spirit ^-^ affowds, -UwU In ;;w;; powished fowm >_> of ;;w;; weww wefinyed ^.^ pen. -^w^ Heawing you praised, I uWu say 'tis so, 'tis true, -And ^-^ to OwO the UwU most >_> of UwU pwaise ÚwÚ add xDD something :3 mowe, -But UwU that :3 is in my thought, uWu whose love ^-^ to you -ÚwÚ (Though uWu wowds come ÚwÚ hindmost) howds his :3 wank OwO befowe, -;;w;; Then >w< othews, uWu fow OwO the >_> bweath >_> of uWu wowds :33 wespect, ->w< Me uWu fow my OwO dumb ^-^ thoughts, ;;w;; speaking in >w< effect. - - ->w< 86 ->_> Was ^.^ it OwO the >_> pwoud :33 fuww sail >_> of his gweat verse, -Bound uWu fow OwO the UwU pwize >_> of x3 (aww xDD too OwO pwecious) you, -:33 That >_> did my wipe >_> thoughts in my bwain ÚwÚ inheawse, -:33 Making theiw tomb OwO the >_> womb wherein uWu they grew? ->_> Was ^.^ it his ^.^ spiwit, uWu by uWu spiwits ^w^ taught ^-^ to write, -OwO Abuv :3 a x3 mowtaw >_> pitch, UwU that struck me ;;w;; dead? -No, neither >_< he, :3 nyow his ;;w;; compeews uWu by night -UwU Giving him ^-^ aid, my ^w^ vewse uWu astonyished. -ÚwÚ He :3 nyow UwU that affabwe ÚwÚ famiwiaw ghost -^w^ Which ^w^ nyightwy >w< guwws him with intewwigence, -UwU As >_< victows >_> of my siwence cannyot UwU boast, -I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu sick >_> of ^-^ any ;;w;; feaw ^-^ fwom >_> thence. -But when >_> youw countenance filled OwO up his winye, -;;w;; Then x3 wacked I matter, UwU that enfeebled x3 minye. - - ->w< 87 -^w^ Faweweww! :3 thou art xDD too dear uWu fow my >w< possessing, -And >_< wike enough :3 thou uWu knyow'st >w< thy x3 estimate, -The chawtew >_> of >w< thy wowth gives ÚwÚ thee weweasing: -UwU My ÚwÚ bonds in ÚwÚ thee awe >w< aww detewminyate. ->_< Fow how ^-^ do I howd ÚwÚ thee uWu but uWu by >w< thy granting, -And uWu fow UwU that riches xDD whewe :3 is my ;;w;; desewving? -The cause >_> of :3 this fair >_> gift in me :3 is wanting, -And OwO so my >_< patent xDD back UwU again :3 is swerving. -x3 Thy uWu sewf :3 thou gav'st, >w< thy >_> own wowth then ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyowing, -Ow me ^-^ to xDD whom :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st it, ewse ^w^ mistaking, -^w^ So >w< thy gweat >_> gift x3 upon misprision >_< gwowing, -x3 Comes UwU home uWu again, uWu on better ^w^ judgement ^w^ making. -ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I xDD had ÚwÚ thee as :3 a ^-^ dweam doth ^.^ fwattew, -UwU In ;;w;; sweep :3 a ^-^ king, uWu but ^.^ waking nyo such OwO mattew. - - -;;w;; 88 -When :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be UwU disposed ^-^ to xDD set me >_< wight, -And place my merit in OwO the eye >_> of ^w^ scown, -:3 Upon >w< thy >w< side, x3 against my uWu sewf I'll fight, -And ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ thee viwtuous, >w< though :3 thou art >w< fowswown: -x3 With >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; weaknyess being :33 best xDD acquainted, -:3 Upon >w< thy part I can xDD set ;;w;; down :3 a story -x3 Of faults concealed, wherein I x3 am >w< attainted: -:33 That :3 thou in >w< wosing uWu me, ^-^ shawt ^.^ win >w< much gwowy: -And I uWu by :3 this uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_> gainyew UwU too, ->_< Fow bending >w< aww my :33 woving >_> thoughts uWu on ^.^ thee, -The injuwies UwU that ^-^ to my uWu sewf I uWu do, -Doing ÚwÚ thee :3 vantage, ^-^ doubwe-vantage >_> me. -Such :3 is my love, ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee I OwO so ^-^ bewong, -:33 That uWu fow >w< thy >_< wight, my uWu sewf uWu wiww bear >w< aww ^.^ wwong. +x3 O >w< how UwU I ÚwÚ faint when UwU I of xDD you UwU do wwite, +Knyowing :3 a xDD bettew ^w^ spiwit xDD doth use x3 youw :33 nyame, +xDD And uWu in x3 the praise thereof OwO spends aww :33 his xDD might, +;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me tongue-tied speaking of x3 youw ^w^ fame. +OwO But xDD since x3 youw ^.^ wowth OwO (wide >_< as x3 the xDD ocean xDD is) +uWu The humble >_< as x3 the OwO pwoudest saiw xDD doth >_> beaw, +OwO My ^w^ saucy >_< bawk (infewiow uWu faw to ^w^ his) +On x3 youw >_< bwoad :33 main xDD doth uWu wiwfuwwy :3 appeaw. +uWu Youw OwO shawwowest OwO hewp xDD wiww howd ;;w;; me x3 up >_> afwoat, +Whilst ^.^ he ;;w;; upon x3 youw soundless >_> deep xDD doth ride, +:33 Ow (being wrecked) UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 wowthwess boat, +>w< He of ;;w;; taww building, ÚwÚ and of xDD goodwy pwide. +UwU Then >_> if ^.^ he x3 thwive ÚwÚ and UwU I be ;;w;; cast away, +uWu The worst UwU was uWu this, x3 my wuv UwU was x3 my UwU decay. + + +81 +:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ wive x3 youw UwU epitaph to ;;w;; make, +:33 Ow xDD you ^-^ suwvive when UwU I uWu in ^.^ eawth ^w^ am ^.^ wotten, +Fwom >w< hence x3 youw ^w^ memowy :33 death ;;w;; cannyot take, +Awthough uWu in ;;w;; me >_< each ÚwÚ pawt xDD wiww be forgotten. +uWu Youw xDD nyame from >w< hence :3 immowtaw >w< wife UwU shaww have, +;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ (once ^w^ gonye) to aww x3 the wowwd ^w^ must >_> die, +uWu The ^.^ eawth ^.^ can yield ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a ^w^ common ^-^ gwave, +x3 When xDD you ^-^ entombed uWu in men's eyes UwU shaww wie, +uWu Youw ;;w;; monyument UwU shaww be x3 my ^-^ gentwe vewse, +>_< Which eyes nyot yet created UwU shaww o'ew-wead, +xDD And tongues to be, x3 youw ^.^ being UwU shaww weheawse, +x3 When aww x3 the UwU bweathews of ÚwÚ this wowwd OwO awe >_< dead, +>_> You still UwU shaww ^w^ wive >w< (such viwtue hath x3 my ^w^ pen) +Whewe UwU bweath UwU most ^w^ bweathes, even uWu in x3 the mouths of ^.^ men. + + +>w< 82 +UwU I gwant xDD thou OwO wewt nyot mawwied to x3 my >w< muse, +xDD And >_< thewefowe uWu mayst ^-^ without attaint >_< o'ewwook +uWu The >_> dedicated wowds which ^.^ wwitews use +Of uWu theiw >w< faiw uWu subject, >_> bwessing every uWu book. +^.^ Thou awt >_< as >w< faiw uWu in >_< knyowwedge >_< as uWu in >_< hue, +Finding >w< thy ^.^ wowth :3 a wimit x3 past x3 my >_< pwaise, +xDD And >_< thewefowe awt enfowced to >_> seek anew, +;;w;; Some ^-^ fweshew stamp of x3 the uWu time-bettewing days. +xDD And UwU do UwU so xDD wuv, yet when ;;w;; they uWu have ^-^ devised, +>_> What ^w^ stwainyed >_> touches >_> whetowic ^.^ can UwU wend, +^.^ Thou :33 twuwy faiw, OwO wewt :33 twuwy OwO sympathized, +^w^ In true uWu pwain wowds, ^.^ by >w< thy :33 twue-tewwing :3 fwiend. +xDD And uWu theiw gwoss OwO painting ^w^ might be xDD bettew ;;w;; used, +Whewe >_> cheeks >_< nyeed bwood, uWu in uWu thee >w< it >_> is xDD abused. + + +uWu 83 +UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 that xDD you uWu did OwO painting need, +xDD And >_< thewefowe to x3 youw >w< faiw nyo OwO painting ^-^ set, +UwU I >_> found ÚwÚ (ow xDD thought UwU I ^.^ found) xDD you uWu did ;;w;; exceed, +:33 That ^-^ bawwen xDD tendew of :3 a x3 poet's >w< debt: +xDD And >_< thewefowe uWu have UwU I slept uWu in x3 youw wepowt, +:33 That xDD you x3 youw self ^.^ being ;;w;; extant weww ^w^ might show, +How uWu faw :3 a modern ^.^ quiww xDD doth come ^w^ too ^.^ showt, +>_> Speaking of ^.^ wowth, >_> what ^.^ wowth uWu in xDD you xDD doth ^w^ gwow. +This :3 siwence fow x3 my x3 sin xDD you uWu did impute, +>_< Which UwU shaww be UwU most x3 my :3 gwowy ^.^ being ^.^ dumb, +For UwU I impaiw nyot beauty ^.^ being xDD mute, +x3 When ;;w;; othews ^.^ wouwd UwU give :3 wife, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing :3 a ;;w;; tomb. +>_> Thewe ;;w;; wives ^.^ mowe >w< wife uWu in one of x3 youw >w< faiw ^w^ eyes, +Than both x3 youw ^-^ poets ^.^ can uWu in praise devise. + + +:3 84 +Who >_> is >w< it :3 that ;;w;; says :3 most, which ^.^ can >_> say >_> mowe, +Than ÚwÚ this rich >_< pwaise, :3 that xDD you ^-^ awonye, OwO awe you? +^w^ In x3 whose UwU confinye >w< immuwed >_> is x3 the store, +>_< Which >_> shouwd ^w^ exampwe :3 whewe x3 youw equal :3 gwew. +x3 Wean penyuwy within :3 that OwO pen xDD doth dwell, +:33 That to :33 his x3 subject wends nyot x3 some UwU smaww xDD gwowy, +OwO But ^.^ he :3 that >_< wwites of UwU you, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ can uWu teww, +:33 That xDD you OwO awe UwU you, UwU so dignyifies :33 his ;;w;; stowy. +Let ^.^ him >_> but copy >_> what uWu in xDD you >_> is ;;w;; wwit, +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 making xDD wowse >_> what ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU made UwU so cweaw, +xDD And xDD such :3 a :3 countewpawt UwU shaww fame :33 his ^w^ wit, +^.^ Making :33 his >_> stywe :33 admiwed every x3 whewe. +>_> You to x3 youw beauteous bwessings >_< add :3 a cuwse, +uWu Being fond on >_< pwaise, which x3 makes x3 youw pwaises x3 wowse. + + +85 +OwO My tongue-tied >_< muse uWu in ^w^ mannyews ÚwÚ howds her still, +While >_> comments of x3 youw praise :33 wichwy ^-^ compiwed, +^.^ Wesewve uWu theiw character with golden quill, +xDD And >_< pwecious phrase ^.^ by aww x3 the xDD Muses >w< fiwed. +UwU I think ÚwÚ good thoughts, whiwst othew >w< wwite ÚwÚ good wowds, +xDD And ^.^ wike OwO unwettewed OwO cwewk still cwy >_> Amen, +;;w;; To every >_> hymn :3 that able ^w^ spiwit affords, +^w^ In xDD powished >_< fowm of weww :3 wefinyed :33 pen. +Heawing xDD you praised, UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis >_> so, UwU 'tis ^-^ twue, +xDD And to x3 the UwU most of praise >_< add ^-^ something >_> mowe, +OwO But :3 that >_> is uWu in x3 my ^-^ thought, x3 whose wuv to xDD you +(Though wowds come ^-^ hindmost) ÚwÚ howds :33 his rank x3 befowe, +UwU Then ^w^ othews, fow x3 the UwU bweath of wowds wespect, +x3 Me fow x3 my UwU dumb thoughts, speaking uWu in x3 effect. + + +86 +Was >w< it x3 the OwO pwoud full saiw of :33 his great vewse, +^.^ Bound fow x3 the >w< pwize of (all ^w^ too uWu pwecious) UwU you, +:33 That uWu did x3 my ripe >_< thoughts uWu in x3 my :3 bwain inhearse, +^.^ Making uWu theiw tomb x3 the womb wherein ;;w;; they UwU gwew? +Was >w< it :33 his ^-^ spiwit, ^.^ by ;;w;; spiwits ÚwÚ taught to wwite, +Abuv :3 a >w< mowtaw uWu pitch, :3 that >w< stwuck ;;w;; me dead? +:3 Nyo, :3 nyeithew xDD he, nor :33 his compeers ^.^ by >w< nyight +xDD Giving ^.^ him ^w^ aid, x3 my >_> vewse astonished. +>w< He nor :3 that affabwe ^.^ famiwiaw xDD ghost +>_< Which xDD nyightwy gulls ^.^ him with ^w^ intewwigence, +;;w;; As >w< victows of x3 my :3 siwence ;;w;; cannyot boast, +UwU I UwU was nyot >w< sick of xDD any feaw from ^w^ thence. +OwO But when x3 youw >_< countenyance filled x3 up :33 his xDD winye, +UwU Then ^.^ wacked UwU I >w< mattew, :3 that xDD enfeebwed ^w^ minye. + + +>_< 87 +>_< Faweweww! xDD thou awt ^w^ too uWu deaw fow x3 my possessing, +xDD And ^.^ wike enough xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st >w< thy ^w^ estimate, +uWu The ÚwÚ chawtew of >w< thy ^.^ wowth ;;w;; gives uWu thee >_< weweasing: +OwO My xDD bonds uWu in uWu thee OwO awe aww determinate. +For >w< how UwU do UwU I howd uWu thee >_> but ^.^ by >w< thy granting, +xDD And fow :3 that ^w^ wiches :3 whewe >_> is x3 my desewving? +uWu The cause of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw ^w^ gift uWu in ;;w;; me >_> is wanting, +xDD And UwU so x3 my OwO patent back again >_> is x3 swewving. +x3 Thy self xDD thou >w< gav'st, >w< thy UwU own ^.^ wowth xDD then nyot ^w^ knyowing, +:33 Ow ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ whom xDD thou >w< gav'st :33 it, >_> ewse >w< mistaking, +^w^ So >w< thy great ^w^ gift ;;w;; upon UwU mispwision UwU gwowing, +UwU Comes ^.^ home OwO again, on xDD bettew ^w^ judgement OwO making. +^-^ Thus uWu have UwU I xDD had uWu thee >_< as :3 a dweam xDD doth fwattew, +^w^ In :33 sweep :3 a OwO king, >_> but UwU waking nyo xDD such :3 mattew. + + +>_> 88 +x3 When xDD thou shalt be disposed to uWu set ;;w;; me wight, +xDD And :33 pwace x3 my merit uWu in x3 the ^w^ eye of ^.^ scown, +>_> Upon >w< thy side, OwO against x3 my self I'll x3 fight, +xDD And ^-^ pwuv uWu thee virtuous, ^w^ though xDD thou awt fowswown: +With >_< minye UwU own ^.^ weaknyess ^.^ being best >w< acquainted, +>_> Upon >w< thy ÚwÚ pawt UwU I ^.^ can uWu set down :3 a ^-^ stowy +Of :33 fauwts concealed, wherein UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ attainted: +:33 That xDD thou uWu in losing uWu me, shalt x3 win much glory: +xDD And UwU I ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD wiww be :3 a gainyew :3 too, +For x3 bending aww x3 my >w< woving >_< thoughts on ÚwÚ thee, +uWu The x3 injuwies :3 that to x3 my self UwU I UwU do, +:33 Doing uWu thee vantage, doubwe-vantage x3 me. +>w< Such >_> is x3 my xDD wuv, to uWu thee UwU I UwU so belong, +:33 That fow >w< thy wight, x3 my self xDD wiww UwU beaw aww wrong. xDD 89 -Say UwU that :3 thou didst >_> fowsake me uWu fow >w< some UwU fauwt, -And I uWu wiww :33 comment x3 upon UwU that offence, -^w^ Speak >_> of my xDD wamenyess, ÚwÚ and I straight uWu wiww hawt: -uWu Against >w< thy reasons :33 making nyo xDD defence. -Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot (love) >w< disgwace me half OwO so iww, -ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a fowm x3 upon desiwed change, -UwU As I'll my uWu sewf UwU disgwace, ÚwÚ knyowing >w< thy wiww, -I uWu wiww >_> acquaintance stwangwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook stwange: -Be ÚwÚ absent ^-^ fwom >w< thy walks ÚwÚ and in my tongue, -x3 Thy ^w^ sweet bewuvd name nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww dwell, -Lest I :3 (too >w< much profane) shouwd ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ wwonk: -And uWu hapwy >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd >_> acquaintance tell. ->_< Fow ^.^ thee, x3 against my uWu sewf I'll x3 vow x3 debate, ->_< Fow I >w< must :33 nye'ew love him xDD whom :3 thou OwO dost OwO hate. - - -;;w;; 90 -;;w;; Then UwU hate me when :3 thou >_< wiwt, ^-^ if x3 evew, nyow, -Nyow >_< whiwe OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is bent my deeds ^-^ to cross, ->_> join with OwO the ^-^ spite >_> of OwO fowtunye, ^-^ make me >_< bow, -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> dwop in uWu fow OwO an ;;w;; aftew-woss: ->_< Ah ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, when my OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ;;w;; 'scaped :3 this xDD sowwow, -Come in OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd >_> of :3 a UwU conquewed x3 woe, ->w< Give ^.^ nyot :3 a windy night :3 a >w< wainy ^.^ mowwow, -ÚwÚ To wingew >_< out :3 a purposed uvwthwow. ->w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD weave uWu me, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD weave me ^w^ wast, -When uWu othew :33 petty gwiefs ^.^ have x3 donye theiw >_> spite, -But in OwO the ^w^ onset xDD come, OwO so uWu shaww I ÚwÚ taste -^.^ At ^.^ fiwst OwO the vewy wowst >_> of >_< fowtunye's ^-^ might. -And uWu othew strains >_> of x3 woe, ;;w;; which :3 nyow ÚwÚ seem x3 woe, -x3 Compawed with woss >_> of ^.^ thee, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ so. - - -:3 91 -uWu Some >_> gwowy in theiw birth, >w< some in theiw skill, -uWu Some in theiw :33 weawth, >w< some in theiw body's force, -uWu Some in theiw garments >w< though new-fangled iww: -uWu Some in theiw :3 hawks ÚwÚ and ^w^ hounds, >w< some in theiw ÚwÚ howse. -And every humouw ;;w;; hath his adjunct pweasuwe, -OwO Whewein ^.^ it ^.^ finds :3 a ^.^ joy :33 abuv OwO the rest, -But ^.^ these OwO pawticuwaws awe ^.^ nyot my >_> measuwe, -^-^ Aww ^.^ these I better in ^-^ onye ^w^ genyewaw >_> best. -x3 Thy love :3 is better than UwU high biwth ^-^ to uWu me, -Richer than :33 weawth, prouder than uWu gawments' costs, -x3 Of ^-^ mowe dewight than :3 hawks ÚwÚ and howses xDD be: -And having ^.^ thee, >_> of >w< aww xDD men's uWu pwide I uWu boast. -Wretched in :3 this xDD awonye, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst UwU take, -^-^ Aww :3 this ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and me UwU most wretchcd ^w^ make. - - -92 -But ^-^ do >w< thy wowst ^-^ to >_< steaw >w< thy uWu sewf ^w^ away, ->_< Fow term >_> of life :3 thou art >_> assuwed ÚwÚ minye, -And life nyo ÚwÚ wongew than >w< thy love uWu wiww ÚwÚ stay, ->_< Fow ^.^ it depends x3 upon UwU that love >_> of >w< thinye. -;;w;; Then :3 nyeed I ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw OwO the wowst >_> of wwongs, -When in OwO the :33 weast >_> of them my life ;;w;; hath end, -I >_> see, :3 a better OwO state ^-^ to me ;;w;; bewongs ->w< Than UwU that, ;;w;; which uWu on >w< thy humouw doth ^-^ depend. -Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu vex me with ;;w;; inconstant UwU mind, -x3 Since UwU that my life uWu on >w< thy uWu wevowt doth >_< wie, -:3 O what :3 a x3 happy title ^-^ do I find, -x3 Happy ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< thy love, x3 happy ^-^ to >_< die! -But ^w^ what's OwO so bwessed-faiw UwU that ^-^ feaws nyo bwot? -Thou uWu mayst >w< be fawse, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ it not. - - -^w^ 93 -^w^ So uWu shaww I live, :3 supposing :3 thou art true, -;;w;; Wike :3 a >w< deceived xDD husband, OwO so ^-^ wuv's ;;w;; face, -May still ÚwÚ seem love ^-^ to uWu me, >w< though altered ÚwÚ nyew: -x3 Thy looks with uWu me, >w< thy OwO heawt in uWu othew :3 pwace. ->_< Fow there can live nyo xDD hatwed in UwU thinye eye, -OwO Thewefowe in UwU that I cannyot xDD knyow >w< thy change, -UwU In :33 many's >w< wooks, OwO the false ^w^ heawt's history -^-^ Is :3 wwit in >_> moods ÚwÚ and :33 fwowns ÚwÚ and wrinkles :33 stwange. -But >w< heaven in >w< thy ^-^ cweation >_> did ^-^ decwee, -:33 That in >w< thy ;;w;; face ^w^ sweet love shouwd >w< evew dwell, -uWu Whate'ew >w< thy ^-^ thoughts, ^w^ ow >w< thy ^w^ heawt's workings ^.^ be, -x3 Thy looks shouwd nyothing >_< thence, uWu but xDD sweetnyess tell. -OwO How >_< wike >w< Eve's apple doth >w< thy x3 beauty >_< gwow, ->w< If >w< thy ^w^ sweet :3 viwtue ÚwÚ answew ^.^ nyot >w< thy show. - - -OwO 94 -^.^ They UwU that ^.^ have power ^-^ to huwt, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ do x3 nyonye, -:33 That ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ do OwO the :33 thing, uWu they UwU most ^-^ do show, -OwO Who ^w^ moving >w< othews, awe themsewves as ^.^ stonye, -;;w;; Unmuvd, cold, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO temptation ^w^ swow: -^.^ They >w< wightwy ^-^ do xDD inhewit >_< heaven's graces, -And xDD husband nature's riches ^-^ fwom >_> expense, -Tibey awe OwO the uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ownyews >_> of theiw :3 faces, -Othews, uWu but uWu stewawds >_> of theiw excewwence: -The ÚwÚ summew's flower :3 is ^-^ to OwO the uWu summew ;;w;; sweet, -^-^ Though ^-^ to ^.^ it ;;w;; sewf, ^.^ it only live ÚwÚ and x3 die, -But ^-^ if UwU that flower with base ÚwÚ infection :33 meet, -The ÚwÚ basest weed outbraves his dignity: ->_< Fow x3 sweetest >w< things xDD tuwn sourest uWu by theiw >_< deeds, -x3 Wiwies UwU that ^w^ festew, smell :3 faw >_< wowse than xDD weeds. - - -:33 95 -OwO How ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ make OwO the shame, -^w^ Which >_< wike :3 a cankew in OwO the ^-^ fwagwant :3 wose, -^-^ Doth xDD spot OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >w< thy uWu budding >_< nyame! -:3 O in what ;;w;; sweets OwO dost :3 thou >w< thy x3 sins :33 encwose! -:33 That :33 tongue UwU that uWu tewws OwO the story >_> of >w< thy OwO days, ->_< (Making >w< wascivious xDD comments uWu on >w< thy ^.^ spowt) -Cannyot UwU dispwaise, uWu but in :3 a >w< kind >_> of :33 pwaise, -^-^ Nyaming >w< thy uWu nyame, xDD bwesses OwO an i-iww >_< wepowt. -:3 O what :3 a UwU mansion ^.^ have x3 those UwU vices got, -^w^ Which uWu fow theiw ÚwÚ habitation ^.^ chose >_< out ^.^ thee, -:3 Whewe beauty's >w< veiw doth cuvw every blot, -And >w< aww >w< things ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :33 faiw, UwU that eyes can >w< see! -;;w;; Take ^w^ heed (deaw heawt) >_> of :3 this uWu wawge privilege, -The >_> hawdest :33 knyife x3 iww-used doth wose his edge. - - -xDD 96 -uWu Some uWu say >w< thy fauwt :3 is youth, >w< some ^.^ wantonnyess, -uWu Some uWu say >w< thy OwO gwace :3 is xDD youth ÚwÚ and gentwe sport, -Both OwO gwace ÚwÚ and faults awe loved >_> of ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and wess: -Thou ;;w;; mak'st faults graces, UwU that ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >_< wesowt: -UwU As uWu on OwO the fingew >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ thwonyed queen, -The ÚwÚ basest >_> jewew uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; weww uWu esteemed: -^w^ So awe x3 those ewwows UwU that in ÚwÚ thee awe ^.^ seen, -ÚwÚ To :33 twuths xDD twanswated, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO twue >w< things ^w^ deemed. -OwO How many lambs UwU might OwO the >w< stewn ^.^ wowf ÚwÚ betway, ->w< If >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ wamb ^.^ he :33 couwd his looks ^w^ twanswate! -OwO How many gazers x3 mightst :3 thou ;;w;; wead ^w^ away, -^-^ if :3 thou wouldst ;;w;; use OwO the OwO stwength >_> of >w< aww >w< thy >_> state! -But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, I love ÚwÚ thee in such sort, -UwU As :3 thou being ÚwÚ minye, >_< minye :3 is >w< thy good >_< wepowt. - - -^.^ 97 -OwO How >_< wike :3 a winter ;;w;; hath my absence >_< been -From ^.^ thee, OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fweeting :33 yeaw! -What freezings ^.^ have I fewt, what dark >_< days >w< seen! -What ^.^ owd x3 Decembew's x3 bawenyess uWu evewywhewe! -And ÚwÚ yet :3 this UwU time wemuvd ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ summew's UwU time, -The ÚwÚ teeming autumn xDD big with rich increase, -:33 Beawing OwO the >_< wanton >_> buwden >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwime, -;;w;; Wike uWu widowed UwU wombs aftew theiw lords' :3 decease: ->_> Yet :3 this abundant xDD issue ^.^ seemed ^-^ to me -But >w< hope >_> of ;;w;; owphans, ÚwÚ and unfathered OwO fwuit, ->_< Fow uWu summew ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ pweasuwes OwO wait uWu on ^.^ thee, -And :3 thou ^w^ away, OwO the vewy :33 biwds awe mute. -Ow ^-^ if uWu they sing, 'tis with OwO so :33 duww :3 a cheew, -:33 That leaves ÚwÚ wook pawe, >_< dweading OwO the wintew's >w< nyeaw. +x3 Say :3 that xDD thou :33 didst ^w^ fowsake ;;w;; me fow x3 some ^w^ fauwt, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ comment ;;w;; upon :3 that ^-^ offence, +^w^ Speak of x3 my wamenyess, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ stwaight xDD wiww uWu hawt: +^w^ Against >w< thy weasons x3 making nyo OwO defence. +^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot (wuv) xDD disgwace ;;w;; me half UwU so UwU iww, +;;w;; To uWu set :3 a >_< fowm ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ desiwed >_< change, +;;w;; As I'll x3 my self disgrace, x3 knyowing >w< thy :33 wiww, +UwU I xDD wiww >_< acquaintance strangle ÚwÚ and wook UwU stwange: +^w^ Be absent from >w< thy >w< wawks ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my ;;w;; tongue, +x3 Thy x3 sweet beloved xDD nyame nyo ^.^ mowe UwU shaww dwell, +Lest UwU I ÚwÚ (too much profane) >_> shouwd UwU do >w< it >_> wwonk: +xDD And haply of UwU ouw ;;w;; owd >_< acquaintance tell. +For ÚwÚ thee, OwO against x3 my self I'll vow :3 debate, +For UwU I ^w^ must ^w^ nye'ew wuv ^.^ him ÚwÚ whom xDD thou dost ^.^ hate. + + +>_> 90 +UwU Then ^-^ hate ;;w;; me when xDD thou wiwt, >_> if ever, now, +Now OwO whiwe x3 the wowwd >_> is UwU bent x3 my >_< deeds to cwoss, +^w^ join with x3 the x3 spite of fowtunye, >_< make ;;w;; me UwU bow, +xDD And UwU do nyot >_< dwop uWu in fow >w< an >w< aftew-woss: +Ah UwU do >_> nyot, when x3 my >_< heawt hath ^w^ 'scaped ÚwÚ this >_> sowwow, +:3 Come uWu in x3 the rearward of :3 a conquewed woe, +Give nyot :3 a >_< windy >w< nyight :3 a wainy morrow, +;;w;; To :33 wingew x3 out :3 a puwposed uvwthwow. +;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt OwO weave uWu me, UwU do nyot OwO weave ;;w;; me last, +x3 When othew petty griefs uWu have donye uWu theiw xDD spite, +OwO But uWu in x3 the :33 onset come, UwU so UwU shaww UwU I >_> taste +At xDD fiwst x3 the xDD vewy worst of ;;w;; fowtunye's ^.^ might. +xDD And othew stwains of woe, which nyow xDD seem woe, +x3 Compawed with ^-^ woss of ÚwÚ thee, xDD wiww nyot xDD seem :3 so. + + +>_> 91 +;;w;; Some :3 gwowy uWu in uWu theiw birth, x3 some uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ skiww, +;;w;; Some uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ weawth, x3 some uWu in uWu theiw body's fowce, +;;w;; Some uWu in uWu theiw xDD gawments ^w^ though ^w^ nyew-fangwed ^.^ iww: +;;w;; Some uWu in uWu theiw hawks ÚwÚ and uWu hounds, x3 some uWu in uWu theiw horse. +xDD And every humouw hath :33 his UwU adjunct x3 pweasuwe, +^-^ Whewein >w< it ÚwÚ finds :3 a joy :33 abuv x3 the ^-^ west, +OwO But these pawticuwaws OwO awe nyot x3 my uWu measuwe, +All these UwU I xDD bettew uWu in one general >_> best. +x3 Thy wuv >_> is xDD bettew than xDD high birth to uWu me, +:3 Wichew than ^.^ weawth, >_> pwoudew than gawments' ^w^ costs, +Of ^.^ mowe delight than hawks ÚwÚ and :3 howses x3 be: +xDD And xDD having ÚwÚ thee, of aww men's >_< pwide UwU I ^.^ boast. +^.^ Wwetched uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ awonye, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst take, +All ÚwÚ this away, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me UwU most :3 wwetchcd >_> make. + + +UwU 92 +OwO But UwU do >w< thy worst to ^.^ steaw >w< thy self away, +For term of >w< wife xDD thou awt assured >_> minye, +xDD And >w< wife nyo longer than >w< thy wuv xDD wiww ;;w;; stay, +For >w< it ÚwÚ depends ;;w;; upon :3 that wuv of ÚwÚ thinye. +UwU Then >_< nyeed UwU I nyot to feaw x3 the worst of wrongs, +x3 When uWu in x3 the least of them x3 my >w< wife hath ^w^ end, +UwU I see, :3 a xDD bettew >w< state to ;;w;; me ^-^ bewongs +Than :3 that, which on >w< thy humouw xDD doth ;;w;; depend. +^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot ^-^ vex ;;w;; me with inconstant UwU mind, +Since :3 that x3 my >w< wife on >w< thy ;;w;; wevowt xDD doth wie, +x3 O >_> what :3 a ^w^ happy ;;w;; titwe UwU do UwU I ^w^ find, +Happy to uWu have >w< thy xDD wuv, ^w^ happy to ^-^ die! +OwO But UwU what's UwU so ^w^ bwessed-faiw :3 that OwO feaws nyo bwot? +^.^ Thou uWu mayst be :3 fawse, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it not. + + +>_> 93 +^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I x3 wive, supposing xDD thou awt ^-^ twue, +Wike :3 a deceived ^.^ husband, UwU so love's >w< face, +^-^ May still xDD seem wuv to uWu me, ^w^ though altered uWu nyew: +x3 Thy :33 wooks with uWu me, >w< thy >_< heawt uWu in othew ;;w;; pwace. +For there ^.^ can ^w^ wive nyo >_< hatwed uWu in ^.^ thinye >_< eye, +Therefore uWu in :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ knyow >w< thy >_< change, +^w^ In OwO many's looks, x3 the UwU fawse heart's :33 histowy +Is ^-^ wwit uWu in uWu moods ÚwÚ and uWu fwowns ÚwÚ and ^.^ wwinkwes x3 stwange. +OwO But heaven uWu in >w< thy :3 cweation uWu did xDD decwee, +:33 That uWu in >w< thy OwO face x3 sweet wuv >_> shouwd OwO evew dwell, +ÚwÚ Whate'ew >w< thy thoughts, ow >w< thy heart's workings be, +x3 Thy :33 wooks >_> shouwd >_< nyothing thence, >_> but sweetness tell. +How ^.^ wike >_< Eve's apple xDD doth >w< thy beauty xDD gwow, +;;w;; If >w< thy x3 sweet viwtue answew nyot >w< thy show. + + +94 +^-^ They :3 that uWu have powew to hurt, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww UwU do nyonye, +:33 That UwU do nyot UwU do x3 the ÚwÚ thing, ;;w;; they UwU most UwU do show, +Who >w< moving ^w^ othews, OwO awe x3 themsewves >_< as OwO stonye, +Unmuvd, >_< cowd, ÚwÚ and to ^-^ temptation ^-^ swow: +^-^ They rightly UwU do x3 inhewit heaven's graces, +xDD And :33 husband ;;w;; nyatuwe's ^w^ wiches from UwU expense, +Tibey OwO awe x3 the wowds ÚwÚ and ownyews of uWu theiw uWu faces, +Others, >_> but >_> stewawds of uWu theiw :3 excewwence: +uWu The :33 summew's fwowew >_> is to x3 the ^-^ summew sweet, +;;w;; Though to >w< it ;;w;; sewf, >w< it >w< onwy ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and >_> die, +OwO But >_> if :3 that fwowew with UwU base :3 infection ^w^ meet, +uWu The ^w^ basest >_< weed outbraves :33 his >w< dignyity: +For ^w^ sweetest ^.^ things turn :3 souwest ^.^ by uWu theiw uWu deeds, +;;w;; Wiwies :3 that ^w^ festew, smell uWu faw xDD wowse than weeds. + + +95 +How x3 sweet ÚwÚ and lovely dost xDD thou >_< make x3 the UwU shame, +>_< Which ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; cankew uWu in x3 the ^-^ fwagwant rose, +^-^ Doth ^w^ spot x3 the beauty of >w< thy :33 budding xDD nyame! +x3 O uWu in >_> what ÚwÚ sweets dost xDD thou >w< thy :3 sins encwose! +:33 That >_> tongue :3 that uWu tewws x3 the ^-^ stowy of >w< thy uWu days, +>w< (Making OwO wascivious >_> comments on >w< thy sport) +UwU Cannyot dispwaise, >_> but uWu in :3 a uWu kind of >_< pwaise, +Nyaming >w< thy :33 nyame, blesses >w< an :33 iww report. +x3 O >_> what :3 a >_< mansion uWu have UwU those OwO vices OwO got, +>_< Which fow uWu theiw ^w^ habitation ^-^ chose x3 out ÚwÚ thee, +Whewe beauty's veiw xDD doth UwU cuvw every ^.^ bwot, +xDD And aww ^.^ things tuwns to faiw, :3 that eyes ^.^ can uWu see! +^.^ Take :3 heed ^w^ (deaw heart) of ÚwÚ this large ^.^ pwiviwege, +uWu The OwO hawdest knyife ;;w;; iww-used xDD doth wose :33 his x3 edge. + + +^w^ 96 +;;w;; Some >_> say >w< thy ;;w;; fauwt >_> is youth, x3 some wantonness, +;;w;; Some >_> say >w< thy xDD gwace >_> is :33 youth ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe sport, +UwU Both xDD gwace ÚwÚ and :33 fauwts OwO awe xDD wuvd of ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^w^ wess: +^.^ Thou xDD mak'st :33 fauwts graces, :3 that to uWu thee ;;w;; wesowt: +;;w;; As on x3 the finger of :3 a throned queen, +uWu The ^w^ basest jewel xDD wiww be weww >_< esteemed: +^w^ So OwO awe UwU those ^-^ ewwows :3 that uWu in uWu thee OwO awe uWu seen, +;;w;; To >_> twuths twanswated, ÚwÚ and fow true ^.^ things deemed. +How UwU many lambs ^w^ might x3 the xDD stewn OwO wowf uWu betway, +;;w;; If ^.^ wike :3 a :3 wamb ^.^ he couwd :33 his :33 wooks >w< twanswate! +How UwU many gazers ÚwÚ mightst xDD thou lead away, +>_> if xDD thou wouldst use x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of aww >w< thy ;;w;; state! +OwO But UwU do nyot >_> so, UwU I wuv uWu thee uWu in xDD such sort, +;;w;; As xDD thou ^.^ being >_> minye, >_< minye >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ good report. + + +97 +How ^.^ wike :3 a winter hath x3 my >w< absence :33 been +Fwom ÚwÚ thee, x3 the :3 pweasuwe of x3 the >_> fweeting year! +>_> What UwU fweezings uWu have UwU I ^-^ fewt, >_> what dark OwO days ^w^ seen! +>_> What ;;w;; owd Decembew's bawenyess ÚwÚ evewywhewe! +xDD And yet ÚwÚ this time removed UwU was :33 summew's time, +uWu The teeming ^w^ autumn big with rich UwU incwease, +ÚwÚ Beawing x3 the >_< wanton buwden of x3 the prime, +Wike ÚwÚ widowed ÚwÚ wombs ÚwÚ aftew uWu theiw ;;w;; wowds' x3 decease: +ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this abundant x3 issue seemed to ;;w;; me +OwO But UwU hope of orphans, ÚwÚ and :3 unfathewed >_> fwuit, +For ^-^ summew ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< pweasuwes wait on ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And xDD thou away, x3 the xDD vewy xDD biwds OwO awe :33 mute. +:33 Ow >_> if ;;w;; they ^w^ sing, UwU 'tis with UwU so dull :3 a cheew, +:33 That >w< weaves wook pawe, dreading x3 the winter's ÚwÚ nyeaw. 98 -From you ^.^ have I >_< been ÚwÚ absent in OwO the UwU spwing, -When OwO pwoud-pied :3 Apwiw >_< (dwessed in >w< aww his twim) -;;w;; Hath >w< put :3 a spirit >_> of xDD youth in every ^.^ thing: -:33 That :33 heavy ÚwÚ Satuwn :33 waughed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weaped with >_> him. ->_> Yet :3 nyow OwO the lays >_> of biwds, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ sweet smell -x3 Of diffewent >_> fwowews in odour ÚwÚ and in hue, -Could ^-^ make me ^-^ any ÚwÚ summew's story ^-^ teww: -Ow ^-^ fwom theiw >_> pwoud OwO wap xDD pwuck them xDD whewe uWu they gwew: -Nyow >_> did I wonder at OwO the ^.^ wiwy's >_< white, -Nyow UwU pwaise OwO the ^-^ deep ^-^ vewmiwion in OwO the :3 wose, -^.^ They ;;w;; wewe uWu but ;;w;; sweet, uWu but :33 figuwes >_> of ;;w;; dewight: -^w^ Dwawn aftew you, you ^w^ pattewn >_> of >w< aww those. ->_> Yet ^.^ seemed ^.^ it winter stiww, ÚwÚ and you ^w^ away, -UwU As with >_> youw ;;w;; shadow I with ^.^ these >_> did play. +Fwom xDD you uWu have UwU I :33 been absent uWu in x3 the spring, +x3 When ^.^ pwoud-pied ;;w;; Apwiw (dressed uWu in aww :33 his twim) +>_< Hath put :3 a ^w^ spiwit of :33 youth uWu in every thing: +:33 That x3 heavy x3 Satuwn laughed ÚwÚ and leaped with ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ Yet nor x3 the ways of :33 biwds, nor x3 the x3 sweet smell +Of different fwowews uWu in >_< odouw ÚwÚ and uWu in >_< hue, +Could >_< make ;;w;; me xDD any :33 summew's ^-^ stowy tell: +:33 Ow from uWu theiw OwO pwoud wap pluck them :3 whewe ;;w;; they ^w^ gwew: +x3 Nyow uWu did UwU I wonder uWu at x3 the ;;w;; wiwy's >_< white, +x3 Nyow praise x3 the >_> deep vermilion uWu in x3 the rose, +^-^ They :3 wewe >_> but sweet, >_> but figuwes of ^.^ dewight: +Drawn ÚwÚ aftew UwU you, xDD you pattewn of aww x3 those. +ÚwÚ Yet seemed >w< it winter still, ÚwÚ and xDD you away, +;;w;; As with x3 youw :3 shadow UwU I with these uWu did play. >_< 99 -The :3 fowwawd ;;w;; viowet ;;w;; thus >_> did I ;;w;; chide, -^.^ Sweet xDD thief, :3 whence didst :3 thou >_< steaw >w< thy ^w^ sweet UwU that smewws, ->w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom my ^-^ wuv's breath? The xDD puwpwe uWu pwide -^w^ Which uWu on >w< thy ^.^ soft >_< check uWu fow complexion ^-^ dwewws, -UwU In my ^-^ wuv's ^.^ veins :3 thou x3 hast xDD too ^.^ gwosswy xDD dyed. -The ^-^ wiwy I xDD condemnyed uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; hand, -And buds >_> of marjoram xDD had stow'n >w< thy >_> haiw, -The >w< woses feawfuwwy uWu on thorns >_> did ^.^ stand, ->_< Onye :33 bwushing shame, another >_> white ;;w;; despaiw: -OwO A third :3 nyow red, :3 nyow >_< white, xDD had stow'n >_> of ^.^ both, -And ^-^ to his robbery xDD had ;;w;; annyexed >w< thy breath, -But uWu fow his uWu theft in uWu pwide >_> of >w< aww his xDD gwowth -OwO A vengefuw cankew xDD eat him OwO up ^-^ to :33 death. -Mowe >_> fwowews I UwU nyoted, ÚwÚ yet I UwU nyonye :33 couwd >_> see, -But ;;w;; sweet, ^w^ ow >w< cowouw ^.^ it xDD had stow'n ^-^ fwom thee. - - -UwU 100 -:3 Whewe art :3 thou :33 Muse UwU that :3 thou >_> fowget'st OwO so long, -ÚwÚ To speak >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which gives ÚwÚ thee >w< aww >w< thy might? -;;w;; Spend'st :3 thou >w< thy :3 fuwy uWu on >w< some ^.^ wowthwess song, -x3 Dawkenying >w< thy power ^-^ to lend base uWu subjects OwO wight? -Wetuwn >_> fowgetfuw uWu Muse, ÚwÚ and straight :33 wedeem, -UwU In gentwe ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU time OwO so OwO idwy x3 spent, -:3 Sing ^-^ to OwO the ear UwU that doth >w< thy lays ;;w;; esteem, -And gives >w< thy ;;w;; pen uWu both >_> skiww ÚwÚ and OwO awgument. -Rise resty uWu Muse, my ^-^ wuv's ^w^ sweet ;;w;; face survey, ->w< If UwU time ^.^ have ^-^ any wwinkwe graven there, ->w< If >_< any, >w< be :3 a ^-^ satiwe ^-^ to decay, -And ^-^ make >w< time's spoils despised x3 evewywhewe. ->w< Give my love ÚwÚ fame ^-^ fastew than Time wastes xDD wife, -^w^ So :3 thou UwU pwevent'st his ;;w;; scythe, ÚwÚ and crooked knife. - - -101 -:3 O ÚwÚ twuant :33 Muse what uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy ;;w;; amends, ->_< Fow >w< thy ^.^ nyegwect >_> of >w< twuth in x3 beauty xDD dyed? -Both >w< twuth ÚwÚ and x3 beauty uWu on my love ^-^ depends: -^w^ So OwO dost :3 thou UwU too, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein xDD dignyified: -UwU Make ÚwÚ answew uWu Muse, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu hapwy ÚwÚ say, -^w^ 'Twuth ^.^ nyeeds nyo >w< cowouw with his >w< cowouw >w< fixed, -:3 Beauty nyo OwO penciw, beauty's >w< twuth ^-^ to ÚwÚ way: -But :33 best :3 is best, ^-^ if never ^-^ intewmixed'? -xDD Because ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds nyo :33 pwaise, xDD wiwt :3 thou >w< be ^w^ dumb? ->_> Excuse ^.^ nyot siwence so, uWu fow't :3 wies in ^.^ thee, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him >w< much ;;w;; outwive :3 a x3 giwded ^w^ tomb: -And ^-^ to >w< be praised >_> of >_> ages ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to UwU be. -;;w;; Then ^-^ do >w< thy >w< office uWu Muse, I teach ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; how, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him ÚwÚ seem wong hence, as ^.^ he >w< shows OwO nyow. - - -102 -UwU My love :3 is :33 stwengthenyed >w< though ^-^ mowe uWu weak in >_> seeming, -I love ^.^ nyot ^.^ wess, >w< though less OwO the show appear, -:33 That love :3 is :3 mewchandized, uWu whose rich ^-^ esteeming, -The xDD ownyew's :33 tongue doth pubwish every ^w^ whewe. -Our love ÚwÚ was ^w^ nyew, ÚwÚ and then uWu but in OwO the UwU spwing, -When I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to gweet ^.^ it with my lays, -UwU As Phiwomew in ÚwÚ summew's xDD fwont doth sing, -And stops xDD hew pipe in xDD gwowth >_> of >w< wipew x3 days: -:3 Nyot UwU that OwO the uWu summew :3 is less >_> pweasant :3 nyow ->w< Than when xDD hew xDD mouwnfuw >w< hymns >_> did :33 hush OwO the night, -But UwU that wiwd music xDD buwthens every bough, -And ;;w;; sweets UwU gwown ^w^ common wose theiw dear xDD dewight. -OwO Thewefowe >_< wike UwU hew, I sometime howd my ;;w;; tongue: -xDD Because I would ^.^ nyot :33 duww you with my UwU song. - - -103 -;;w;; Awack what poverty my ^w^ muse brings >w< fowth, -:33 That having such :3 a >_> scope ^-^ to show xDD hew :33 pwide, -The awgument >w< aww x3 bawe :3 is >_> of ^-^ mowe wowth ->w< Than when ^.^ it ;;w;; hath my ÚwÚ added UwU pwaise >_< beside. -:3 O blame me ^.^ nyot ^-^ if I nyo ^-^ mowe can xDD wwite! -Wook in >_> youw :3 gwass ÚwÚ and there >_> appeaws :3 a ;;w;; face, -:33 That >_< uvw-goes my >w< bwunt ÚwÚ invention ÚwÚ quite, -Duwwing my >_< winyes, ÚwÚ and UwU doing me x3 disgwace. -Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot sinful then x3 stwiving ^-^ to ÚwÚ mend, -ÚwÚ To mar OwO the :33 subject UwU that before ÚwÚ was uWu weww? ->_< Fow ^-^ to nyo uWu othew xDD pass my OwO vewses ÚwÚ tend, ->w< Than >_> of >_> youw gwaces ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 gifts ^-^ to tell. -And :3 mowe, >w< much ^-^ mowe than in my ^w^ vewse can >_> sit, -Your >_> own :3 gwass >w< shows you, when you ÚwÚ wook in it. - - -104 -ÚwÚ To me fair fwiend you never can >w< be >_> owd, ->_< Fow as you ;;w;; wewe when ^.^ fiwst >_> youw eye I uWu eyed, -Such uWu seems >_> youw x3 beauty stiww: three :33 wintews cold, ->_< Have ^-^ fwom OwO the fowests shook three summews' :33 pwide, ->_< Thwee uWu beauteous spwings ^-^ to x3 yewwow autumn :33 tuwnyed, -UwU In ^-^ pwocess >_> of OwO the >_< seasons ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, ->_< Thwee :3 Apwiw ^.^ pewfumes in three ^.^ hot ^w^ Junyes ÚwÚ buwnyed, -x3 Since ^.^ fiwst I ^-^ saw you ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet awe green. ->_< Ah ÚwÚ yet doth x3 beauty >_< wike :3 a >w< diaw ;;w;; hand, ->_> Steaw ^-^ fwom his uWu figuwe, ÚwÚ and nyo pace UwU pewceived, -^w^ So >_> youw ^w^ sweet hue, ;;w;; which >w< methinks still doth ^.^ stand -;;w;; Hath ^w^ motion, ÚwÚ and >_< minye eye ^-^ may >w< be deceived. ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of which, hear :3 this :3 thou :3 age unbred, -Ewe you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown ÚwÚ was beauty's uWu summew UwU dead. - - -ÚwÚ 105 ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot my love >w< be called ÚwÚ idowatwy, -Nyow my bewuvd as OwO an >w< idow show, -x3 Since >w< aww alike my >_> songs ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwaises >w< be -ÚwÚ To one, >_> of one, still :33 such, ÚwÚ and >w< evew ÚwÚ so. -UwU Kind :3 is my love UwU to-day, to-morrow kind, -OwO Stiww ;;w;; constant in :3 a :3 wondwous :33 excewwence, -OwO Thewefowe my ^w^ vewse ^-^ to constancy confined, ->_< Onye xDD thing expressing, leaves >_< out difference. -^w^ Faiw, kind, ÚwÚ and true, :3 is >w< aww my ^.^ awgument, -^w^ Faiw, kind, ÚwÚ and true, >_< vawying ^-^ to uWu othew x3 wowds, -And in :3 this >_> change :3 is my ÚwÚ invention x3 spent, ->_< Thwee :33 themes in one, ;;w;; which :3 wondwous >_> scope >_> affowds. -^w^ Faiw, kind, ÚwÚ and true, ^.^ have >_< often :33 wived awonye. -^w^ Which three ÚwÚ tiww nyow, never ^-^ kept x3 seat in ^w^ onye. - - ->w< 106 -When in OwO the ^-^ chwonyicwe >_> of ^.^ wasted UwU time, -I UwU see descwiptions >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_> wights, -And x3 beauty :33 making xDD beautifuw ^.^ owd >_> whyme, -UwU In UwU pwaise >_> of ;;w;; wadies OwO dead, ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy knights, -;;w;; Then in OwO the UwU bwazon >_> of ^w^ sweet beauty's best, -x3 Of ;;w;; hand, >_> of ^.^ foot, >_> of lip, >_> of eye, >_> of brow, -I UwU see theiw >_> antique ;;w;; pen would ^.^ have :3 expwessed, ->_< Even such :3 a x3 beauty as you ^w^ mastew OwO nyow. -^w^ So >w< aww theiw ^.^ pwaises awe uWu but uWu pwophecies -x3 Of :3 this ^-^ ouw UwU time, >w< aww you >_> pwefiguwing, -And uWu fow uWu they looked uWu but with divining >_> eyes, -^.^ They xDD had ^.^ nyot >_> skiww enough >_> youw wowth ^-^ to ^-^ sing: ->_< Fow ^-^ we ;;w;; which :3 nyow >w< behowd ^.^ these ÚwÚ pwesent OwO days, ->_< Have eyes ^-^ to >_< wondew, uWu but wack ^.^ tongues ^-^ to :3 pwaise. - - -:33 107 -:3 Nyot >_< minye >_> own uWu feaws, :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; pwophetic >_> souw, -x3 Of OwO the ^-^ wide UwU wowwd, dweaming uWu on >w< things ^-^ to xDD come, -^w^ Can ÚwÚ yet OwO the lease >_> of my OwO twue love ^w^ contwow, -^.^ Supposed as uWu fowfeit ^-^ to :3 a confined >w< doom. -The x3 mowtaw ^-^ moon ;;w;; hath xDD hew :3 ecwipse x3 enduwed, -And OwO the >_> sad ÚwÚ auguws xDD mock theiw >_> own ÚwÚ pwesage, -Incertainties :3 nyow :3 cwown themsewves assured, -And xDD peace proclaims ;;w;; owives >_> of endless age. -Nyow with OwO the ^.^ dwops >_> of :3 this UwU most uWu bawmy UwU time, -UwU My love looks fresh, ÚwÚ and death ^-^ to me :3 subscwibes, -x3 Since ^-^ spite >_> of him I'll live in :3 this UwU poow >_> whyme, -OwO Whiwe ^.^ he ^w^ insuwts o'ew :33 duww ÚwÚ and ^.^ speechwess xDD twibes. -And :3 thou in :3 this ^-^ shawt find >w< thy monument, -When >_> tywants' crests ÚwÚ and UwU tombs >_> of brass awe >w< spent. - - -108 -What's in OwO the bwain UwU that ink ^-^ may chawactew, -^w^ Which ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >w< figuwed ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee my OwO twue ^.^ spiwit, -What's OwO nyew ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, what :3 nyow ^-^ to uWu wegistew, -:33 That ^-^ may express my love, ^w^ ow >w< thy dear OwO mewit? -Nyothing ^w^ sweet OwO boy, uWu but ÚwÚ yet >_< wike ;;w;; pwayews >_> divinye, -I >w< must OwO each :3 day uWu say o'ew OwO the vewy :33 same, -;;w;; Counting nyo ^.^ owd xDD thing >_> owd, :3 thou ÚwÚ minye, I thinye, ->_< Even as when ^.^ fiwst I hallowed >w< thy fair >w< nyame. -^w^ So UwU that eternal love in ^-^ wuv's ^.^ fwesh ^-^ case, -^w^ Weighs ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and uWu injuwy >_> of ^-^ age, -Nyow gives ^-^ to nyecessawy wrinkles place, -But makes >w< antiquity uWu fow :3 aye his x3 page, -UwU Finding OwO the ^.^ fiwst uWu conceit >_> of love there OwO bwed, -:3 Whewe UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd fowm would show ^.^ it UwU dead. - - -OwO 109 -:3 O never uWu say UwU that I ÚwÚ was false >_> of xDD heawt, -^-^ Though absence ^.^ seemed my flame ^-^ to qualify, -UwU As :33 easy UwU might I ^-^ fwom my uWu sewf x3 depawt, -UwU As ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw ;;w;; which in >w< thy uWu bweast doth :33 wie: -:33 That :3 is my UwU home >_> of love, ^-^ if I ^.^ have ranged, -;;w;; Wike him UwU that >_> twavews I xDD wetuwn uWu again, ->w< Just ^-^ to OwO the UwU time, ^.^ nyot with OwO the UwU time ^w^ exchanged, -^w^ So UwU that my uWu sewf bwing >w< watew uWu fow my UwU stain, -uWu Nyevew believe >w< though in my ^-^ nyatuwe UwU weignyed, -^-^ Aww frailties UwU that UwU besiege >w< aww kinds >_> of blood, -:33 That ^.^ it :33 couwd OwO so ^w^ pwepostewouswy >w< be stained, -ÚwÚ To xDD weave uWu fow nyothing >w< aww >w< thy sum >_> of good: ->_< Fow nyothing :3 this ^-^ wide xDD unyivewse I ^-^ caww, -ÚwÚ Save :3 thou my :3 wose, in ^.^ it :3 thou art my all. - - -^.^ 110 -Awas 'tis true, I ^.^ have gonye here ÚwÚ and there, -And :3 made my uWu sewf :3 a motwey ^-^ to OwO the OwO view, -^.^ Gowed >_< minye >_> own ^-^ thoughts, :3 sowd UwU cheap what :3 is UwU most ^.^ deaw, -^w^ Made ^.^ owd offences >_> of ÚwÚ affections uWu nyew. -uWu Most OwO twue ^.^ it ;;w;; is, UwU that I ^.^ have looked uWu on >w< twuth -Askance ÚwÚ and :33 stwangewy: uWu but uWu by >w< aww ^.^ abuv, -^.^ These xDD bwenches >_> gave my OwO heawt another youth, -And >_< wowse ^.^ essays ÚwÚ pwuvd ÚwÚ thee my :33 best >_> of wuv. -Nyow >w< aww :3 is >_< donye, ^.^ have what uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo end, -Minye :3 appetite I never ^-^ mowe uWu wiww ^.^ gwind -uWu On ÚwÚ nyewew proof, ^-^ to twy OwO an older OwO fwiend, -OwO A god in love, ^-^ to xDD whom I x3 am :33 confinyed. -;;w;; Then ^w^ give me welcome, next my >w< heaven OwO the best, ->_< Even ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU most :33 woving breast. - - ->w< 111 -:3 O uWu fow my :33 sake ^-^ do you with >_> Fowtunye ;;w;; chide, -The OwO guiwty :3 goddess >_> of my harmful >_< deeds, -:33 That >_> did ^.^ nyot better uWu fow my life >w< pwovide, ->w< Than uWu pubwic :3 means ;;w;; which uWu pubwic ^-^ mannyews >w< bweeds. -ÚwÚ Thence comes ^.^ it UwU that my name receives :3 a >_> bwand, -And ^w^ awmost ^.^ thence my ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is x3 subdued -ÚwÚ To what ^.^ it ^w^ wowks ÚwÚ in, >_< wike OwO the ^-^ dyew's hand: -UwU Pity me then, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish I ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wenyewed, ->w< Whiwst >_< wike :3 a willing uWu patient I uWu wiww x3 dwink, -^.^ Potions >_> of eisew >w< 'gainst my >w< stwong infection, -:3 Nyo ^w^ bittewnyess UwU that I uWu wiww :33 bittew xDD think, -Nyow double :3 penyance ^-^ to >_< cowwect >_> cowwection. -UwU Pity me then dear OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and I assuwe >_< ye, ->_< Even UwU that >_> youw ^-^ pity :3 is enough ^-^ to cure >_> me. - - -112 -Your love ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity doth th' >w< impwession :33 fiww, -^w^ Which UwU vuwgaw OwO scandaw xDD stamped x3 upon my brow, ->_< Fow what cawe I ^-^ who calls me ;;w;; weww ^w^ ow iww, -^w^ So you o'er-green my :33 bad, my good awwow? -You awe my >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and I >w< must strive, -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow my uWu shames ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwaises ^-^ fwom >_> youw tongue, -None ewse ^-^ to uWu me, :3 nyow I ^-^ to UwU nyonye alive, -:33 That my xDD steewed :33 sense ^w^ ow x3 changes ^.^ wight ^w^ ow ^.^ wwong. -UwU In OwO so :3 pwofound :33 abysm I thwow >w< aww cawe -x3 Of >_> othews' ;;w;; voices, UwU that my >_> addew's :33 sense, -ÚwÚ To critic ÚwÚ and ^-^ to fwattewew ^.^ stopped UwU awe: ->_< Mawk how with my ^.^ nyegwect I ^-^ do xDD dispense. -You awe OwO so stwongwy in my OwO puwpose OwO bwed, -:33 That >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< besides >w< methinks awe UwU dead. - - -xDD 113 -x3 Since I weft you, >_< minye eye :3 is in my UwU mind, -And UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; guvwns me ^-^ to >w< go >w< about, -^-^ Doth part his >_< function, ÚwÚ and :3 is pawtwy :3 bwind, -xDD Seems ^.^ seeing, uWu but UwU effectuawwy :3 is out: ->_< Fow ^.^ it nyo fowm delivers ^-^ to OwO the OwO heawt -x3 Of bird, >_> of ^w^ fwowew, ^w^ ow ^-^ shape ;;w;; which ^.^ it doth xDD watch, -x3 Of his uWu quick x3 objects ;;w;; hath OwO the :33 mind nyo UwU pawt, -Nyow his >_> own >w< vision howds what ^.^ it doth xDD catch: ->_< Fow ^-^ if ^.^ it UwU see OwO the rud'st ^w^ ow ;;w;; gentwest ^-^ sight, -The UwU most ^w^ sweet :3 favouw ^w^ ow defowmed'st creature, -The OwO mountain, ^w^ ow OwO the >_< sea, OwO the day, ^w^ ow night: -The OwO cwow, ^w^ ow x3 duv, ^.^ it >_> shapes them ^-^ to >_> youw >_< featuwe. -Incapable >_> of :3 mowe, replete with you, -UwU My UwU most OwO twue :33 mind ;;w;; thus UwU maketh >_< minye untwue. - - -^.^ 114 -Ow whethew doth my :33 mind being crowned with you -Dwink OwO up OwO the monarch's pwague :3 this flattery? -Ow whethew uWu shaww I uWu say >_< minye eye saith true, -And UwU that >_> youw love ^w^ taught ^.^ it :3 this >w< awchemy? -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> of uWu monstews, ÚwÚ and >w< things UwU indigest, -Such cherubins as >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf resemble, -Cweating every OwO bad :3 a pewfect :33 best -UwU As fast as x3 objects ^-^ to his beams xDD assembwe: -:3 O 'tis OwO the :33 fiwst, 'tis flattery in my ^.^ seeing, -And my gweat :33 mind UwU most >w< kingwy dwinks ^.^ it uWu up, -Minye eye ;;w;; weww knows what with his ;;w;; gust :3 is 'greeing, -And ^-^ to his x3 pawate doth :33 pwepawe OwO the >_< cup. ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be >_< poisonyed, 'tis OwO the ^.^ wessew uWu sin, -:33 That >_< minye eye loves ^.^ it ÚwÚ and doth ^.^ fiwst begin. - - ->_> 115 -Those >w< winyes UwU that I before ^.^ have :3 wwit ^-^ do >_< wie, ->_< Even x3 those UwU that ^w^ said I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot love you ;;w;; deawew, ->_> Yet then my ÚwÚ judgment knew nyo reason >_> why, -UwU My UwU most :33 fuww flame shouwd >w< aftewwawds >_< buwn ;;w;; cweawew, -But >_< weckonying UwU time, uWu whose miwwionyed x3 accidents -x3 Cweep in :33 'twixt xDD vows, ÚwÚ and >_> change UwU decwees >_> of ÚwÚ kings, -Tan xDD sacwed :3 beauty, >w< bwunt OwO the ^w^ shawp'st intents, ->_< Divewt >w< stwong ^w^ minds ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of ^w^ awt'wing >_> things: -Awas x3 why feawing >_> of >w< time's tywanny, -OwO Might I ^.^ nyot then uWu say 'Now I love you >_> best,' -When I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ cewtain o'ew incertainty, -Cwownying OwO the >w< pwesent, ^-^ doubting >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ west? -^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a babe, then UwU might I ^.^ nyot uWu say OwO so -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :33 fuww xDD gwowth ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; which still doth ^.^ gwow. - - -x3 116 ->_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the mawwiage >_> of OwO twue ^w^ minds ->_< Admit >_< impediments, love :3 is ^.^ nyot love -^w^ Which >_> awtews when ^.^ it alteration xDD finds, -Ow xDD bends with OwO the ^-^ wemuvw ^-^ to remove. -:3 O no, ^.^ it :3 is OwO an xDD evew-fixed mark -:33 That looks uWu on tempests ÚwÚ and :3 is never >_> shaken; -^w^ It :3 is OwO the star ^-^ to every uWu wand'wing bark, -uWu Whose worth's :33 unknyown, although his >_< height >w< be taken. -Love's ^.^ nyot Time's fool, >w< though ^-^ wosy lips ÚwÚ and x3 cheeks -xDD Within his bending sickwe's ^w^ compass xDD come, -^-^ Wuv >_> awtews ^.^ nyot with his bwief ^w^ houws ÚwÚ and weeks, -But uWu beaws ^.^ it >_< out x3 even ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge >_> of UwU doom: ->w< If :3 this >w< be error ÚwÚ and x3 upon me proved, -I never ^w^ wwit, :3 nyow nyo man >w< evew ÚwÚ wuvd. - - -uWu 117 -:33 Accuse me thus, UwU that I ^.^ have scanted aww, -OwO Whewein I shouwd >_> youw gweat :3 desewts wepay, -Fowgot x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; deawest love ^-^ to ^-^ caww, -xDD Wheweto >w< aww ÚwÚ bonds ^-^ do OwO tie me :3 day uWu by day, -:33 That I ^.^ have frequent >_< been with uWu unknyown uWu minds, -And >w< given ^-^ to UwU time >_> youw >_> own xDD deaw-puwchased >_< wight, -:33 That I ^.^ have >_> hoisted sail ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the x3 winds -^w^ Which shouwd >w< twanspowt me uWu fawthest ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ sight. -ÚwÚ Book uWu both my wiwfuwnyess ÚwÚ and ewwows down, -And uWu on ^.^ just >_> pwoof >w< suwmise, accumulate, ->_< Bwing me within OwO the ^w^ wevew >_> of >_> youw ^.^ fwown, -But >_> shoot ^.^ nyot at me in >_> youw wakened >_< hate: -x3 Since my appeal :33 says I >_> did ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv -The constancy ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw wuv. - - -UwU 118 -;;w;; Wike as ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ ouw :3 appetite ^-^ mowe keen -x3 With OwO eagew >_< compounds ^-^ we ^-^ ouw x3 pawate urge, -UwU As ^-^ to >w< pwevent ^-^ ouw UwU mawadies ;;w;; unseen, -We >w< sicken ^-^ to :3 shun sicknyess when ^-^ we purge. ->_< Even OwO so being :33 fuww >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; nye'ew-cwoying xDD sweetnyess, -ÚwÚ To :33 bittew sauces >_> did I fwame my feeding; -And uWu sick >_> of :3 wewfawe ;;w;; found :3 a >w< kind >_> of meetness, -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ diseased ewe UwU that there ÚwÚ was OwO twue :33 nyeeding. -ÚwÚ Thus powicy in love x3 t' xDD anticipate -The >w< iwws UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ gwew ^-^ to faults assured, -And ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >w< medicinye :3 a heawthfuw OwO state -^w^ Which :3 wank >_> of xDD goodnyess would uWu by i-iww >w< be >_< cuwed. -But ^.^ thence I learn ÚwÚ and find OwO the lesson true, -OwO Dwugs :3 poison him UwU that OwO so feiw uWu sick >_> of you. - - -;;w;; 119 -What >_> potions ^.^ have I dwunk >_> of ÚwÚ Siwen ;;w;; teaws -^-^ Distiwwed ^-^ fwom limbecks ;;w;; fouw as heww ÚwÚ within, -Applying ^-^ feaws ^-^ to hopes, ÚwÚ and OwO hopes ^-^ to uWu feaws, -OwO Stiww >w< wosing when I ^-^ saw my uWu sewf ^-^ to ^-^ win! -What wwetched ewwows ;;w;; hath my OwO heawt committed, ->w< Whiwst ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^w^ thought ^.^ it uWu sewf OwO so bwessed >w< nyevew! -OwO How ^.^ have >_< minye eyes >_< out >_> of theiw ;;w;; sphewes >_< been >_< fitted -UwU In OwO the distwaction >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ madding fever! -:3 O benefit >_> of iww, :3 nyow I find OwO twue -:33 That better ;;w;; is, uWu by evil still :3 made ^w^ bettew. -And ^w^ wuinyed love when ^.^ it :3 is built >_< anyew -UwU Gwows ^-^ faiwew than at :33 fiwst, ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, :3 faw ^-^ gweatew. -^w^ So I xDD wetuwn x3 webuked ^-^ to my >_< content, -And >_< gain uWu by >w< iwws ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ have >w< spent. - - -^w^ 120 -:33 That you ;;w;; wewe UwU once UwU unkind befwiends me nyow, -And uWu fow UwU that xDD sowwow, ;;w;; which I then >_> did x3 feew, -uWu Nyeeds >w< must I uWu undew my transgression >_< bow, ->_< Unwess my OwO nyewves ;;w;; wewe brass ^w^ ow hammered :3 steew. ->_< Fow ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe uWu by my unkindness shaken -UwU As I uWu by xDD youws, OwO y'have x3 passed :3 a heww >_> of UwU time, -And I :3 a >_> tywant ^.^ have nyo :3 weisuwe :3 taken -ÚwÚ To ^.^ weigh how UwU once I x3 suffewed in >_> youw crime. -:3 O UwU that ^-^ ouw night >_> of >_> woe UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ wemembewed -UwU My x3 deepest :33 sense, how ^-^ hawd OwO twue UwU sowwow >w< hits, -And >_> soon ^-^ to you, as you ^-^ to me then tendered -The humbwe ^-^ sawve, ;;w;; which >_< wounded >_< bosoms OwO fits! -But UwU that >_> youw ÚwÚ twespass :3 nyow >_< becomes :3 a uWu fee, -Minye ^.^ wansoms xDD youws, ÚwÚ and x3 youws >w< must >_< wansom >_> me. - - -^w^ 121 -^.^ 'Tis better ^-^ to >w< be :3 viwe than :3 viwe x3 esteemed, -When ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ be, receives >_> wepwoach >_> of being, -And OwO the ^.^ just ^w^ pweasuwe lost, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO so ^w^ deemed, -:3 Nyot uWu by ^-^ ouw feewing, uWu but uWu by >_> othews' uWu seeing. ->_< Fow x3 why shouwd >_> othews' false :33 aduwtewate eyes ->w< Give sawutation ^-^ to my uWu spowtive blood? -Ow uWu on my frailties x3 why awe frailer >_< spies, -^w^ Which in theiw wills ;;w;; count OwO bad what I ÚwÚ think :3 good? -No, I x3 am UwU that I OwO am, ÚwÚ and uWu they UwU that ^w^ wevew -^.^ At my uWu abuses, reckon OwO up theiw own, -I ^-^ may >w< be straight >w< though uWu they themsewves >w< be bevew; -By theiw :3 wank ^-^ thoughts, my deeds >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be shown ->_< Unwess :3 this ^w^ genyewaw evil uWu they ÚwÚ maintain, -^-^ Aww x3 men awe OwO bad ÚwÚ and in theiw >_< badnyess OwO weign. - - -ÚwÚ 122 -x3 Thy ^-^ gift, >w< thy ÚwÚ tabwes, awe within my bwain ->w< Fuww >_> chawactewed with ÚwÚ wasting memory, -^w^ Which uWu shaww :33 abuv UwU that :33 idwe :3 wank >_< wemain -Beyond >w< aww ^-^ date x3 even ^-^ to eternity. -Ow at OwO the >_> weast, OwO so wong as bwain ÚwÚ and OwO heawt ->_< Have facuwty uWu by ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to ^-^ subsist, -;;w;; Tiww OwO each ^-^ to xDD wazed obwivion ÚwÚ yiewd his part -x3 Of ^.^ thee, >w< thy ÚwÚ wecowd never can >w< be OwO missed: -:33 That UwU poow wetention :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much >_< howd, -Nyow :3 nyeed I OwO tawwies >w< thy dear love ^-^ to score, -OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to ^w^ give them ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ was I bold, -ÚwÚ To xDD twust x3 those xDD tabwes UwU that weceive ÚwÚ thee mowe: -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO an adjunct ^-^ to wemembew ÚwÚ thee -Were ^-^ to :3 impowt ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess in >_> me. - - -^-^ 123 -Nyo! Time, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot boast UwU that I ^-^ do change, -x3 Thy x3 pywamids built OwO up with ÚwÚ nyewew UwU might -ÚwÚ To me awe nyothing >_> nyuvw, nyothing stwange, -^.^ They awe uWu but dressings x3 Of :3 a fowmew sight: -Our :33 dates awe brief, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ we admiwe, -What :3 thou OwO dost foist x3 upon OwO us UwU that :3 is >_> owd, -And wathew ^-^ make them :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ ouw desiwe, ->w< Than ÚwÚ think UwU that ^-^ we before ^.^ have heard them >_> towd: -x3 Thy >_< wegistews ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee I uWu both defy, -:3 Nyot >_> wond'wing at OwO the >w< pwesent, :3 nyow OwO the ^.^ past, ->_< Fow >w< thy records, ÚwÚ and what ^-^ we UwU see doth >_< wie, -^w^ Made ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow less uWu by >w< thy continyuaw >_< haste: -:3 This I ^-^ do x3 vow ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu shaww >w< evew ^.^ be, -I uWu wiww >w< be OwO twue UwU despite >w< thy UwU scythe ÚwÚ and thee. - - -:3 124 ->w< If my dear love ;;w;; wewe uWu but OwO the >w< chiwd >_> of state, -^w^ It UwU might uWu fow Fowtunye's xDD bastawd >w< be unfathewed, -UwU As :33 subject ^-^ to >w< time's love ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< time's ^.^ hate, -Weeds UwU among xDD weeds, ^w^ ow >_> fwowews with >_> fwowews gathered. -:3 Nyo ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ buiwded :3 faw ^-^ fwom x3 accident, -^w^ It >w< suffews ^.^ nyot in :33 smiwing uWu pomp, :3 nyow ^.^ fawws -^.^ Undew OwO the blow >_> of ^-^ thwawwed :33 discontent, -xDD Wheweto th' x3 inviting UwU time ^-^ ouw ^.^ fashion UwU cawws: -^w^ It ^-^ feaws ^.^ nyot powicy UwU that heretic, -^w^ Which ^w^ wowks uWu on :33 weases >_> of showt-nyumbewed >_> houws, -But >w< aww :3 awonye ^-^ stands ;;w;; hugewy politic, -:33 That ^.^ it :3 nyow grows with ÚwÚ heat, :3 nyow drowns with showers. -ÚwÚ To :3 this I witness caww OwO the fools >_> of UwU time, -^w^ Which die uWu fow goodness, ^-^ who ^.^ have :33 wived uWu fow crime. +uWu The forward violet OwO thus uWu did UwU I :33 chide, +ÚwÚ Sweet :33 thief, >_> whence :33 didst xDD thou ^.^ steaw >w< thy x3 sweet :3 that x3 smewws, +;;w;; If nyot from x3 my love's >_> bweath? uWu The puwpwe >_< pwide +>_< Which on >w< thy soft ^.^ check fow >_< compwexion dwells, +^w^ In x3 my love's >_> veins xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ too grossly ^.^ dyed. +uWu The ;;w;; wiwy UwU I condemnyed fow >w< thy uWu hand, +xDD And ^-^ buds of >w< mawjowam xDD had :3 stow'n >w< thy hair, +uWu The >_< woses uWu feawfuwwy on thorns uWu did x3 stand, +x3 Onye ;;w;; bwushing UwU shame, anyothew ^-^ white OwO despaiw: +^-^ A thiwd nor ;;w;; wed, nor >_< white, xDD had :3 stow'n of xDD both, +xDD And to :33 his robbery xDD had annexed >w< thy :33 bweath, +OwO But fow :33 his :3 theft uWu in >_< pwide of aww :33 his gwowth +^-^ A ÚwÚ vengefuw ;;w;; cankew eat ^.^ him x3 up to death. +uWu Mowe fwowews UwU I :33 nyoted, yet UwU I >_< nyonye couwd see, +OwO But sweet, ow colour >w< it xDD had :3 stow'n from thee. + + +xDD 100 +Whewe awt xDD thou ^.^ Muse :3 that xDD thou OwO fowget'st UwU so long, +;;w;; To speak of :3 that which ;;w;; gives uWu thee aww >w< thy ÚwÚ might? +OwO Spend'st xDD thou >w< thy UwU fuwy on x3 some :33 wowthwess song, +Darkening >w< thy powew to xDD wend UwU base subjects wight? +Return xDD fowgetfuw xDD Muse, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwaight redeem, +^w^ In ^-^ gentwe xDD nyumbews time UwU so idly >_< spent, +:33 Sing to x3 the ear :3 that xDD doth >w< thy ways esteem, +xDD And ;;w;; gives >w< thy OwO pen both :3 skiww ÚwÚ and awgument. +^-^ Wise >_< westy xDD Muse, x3 my love's x3 sweet OwO face suwvey, +;;w;; If time uWu have xDD any wrinkle graven thewe, +;;w;; If uWu any, be :3 a >_< satiwe to uWu decay, +xDD And >_< make ÚwÚ time's UwU spoiws :3 despised :3 evewywhewe. +Give x3 my wuv fame fastew than ^-^ Time :3 wastes :3 wife, +^w^ So xDD thou prevent'st :33 his >w< scythe, ÚwÚ and crooked x3 knyife. + + +OwO 101 +x3 O ^w^ twuant ^.^ Muse >_> what UwU shaww be >w< thy amends, +For >w< thy >_> nyegwect of uWu twuth uWu in beauty dyed? +UwU Both uWu twuth ÚwÚ and beauty on x3 my wuv uWu depends: +^w^ So dost xDD thou :3 too, ÚwÚ and thewein dignified: +^-^ Make answew xDD Muse, wiwt xDD thou nyot haply say, +:33 'Twuth >_< nyeeds nyo colour with :33 his colour fixed, +^w^ Beauty nyo ^w^ penciw, beauty's uWu twuth to >_< way: +OwO But best >_> is ^w^ best, >_> if >_< nyevew intewmixed'? +>_< Because ^.^ he >_< nyeeds nyo >_< pwaise, wiwt xDD thou be UwU dumb? +xDD Excuse nyot :3 siwence >_> so, for't wies uWu in ÚwÚ thee, +;;w;; To >_< make ^.^ him much outwive :3 a :3 giwded uWu tomb: +xDD And to be pwaised of uWu ages yet to >w< be. +UwU Then UwU do >w< thy ^.^ office xDD Muse, UwU I >_< teach uWu thee how, +;;w;; To >_< make ^.^ him xDD seem ^-^ wong hence, >_< as ^.^ he >_< shows now. + + +>_< 102 +OwO My wuv >_> is ;;w;; stwengthenyed ^w^ though ^.^ mowe xDD weak uWu in ^.^ seeming, +UwU I wuv nyot UwU wess, ^w^ though less x3 the x3 show ^.^ appeaw, +:33 That wuv >_> is ÚwÚ mewchandized, x3 whose rich xDD esteeming, +uWu The owner's >_> tongue xDD doth xDD pubwish every x3 whewe. +Our wuv UwU was ^w^ nyew, ÚwÚ and xDD then >_> but uWu in x3 the spring, +x3 When UwU I UwU was UwU wont to x3 gweet >w< it with x3 my >w< ways, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ Phiwomew uWu in :33 summew's >w< fwont xDD doth ^w^ sing, +xDD And xDD stops her :33 pipe uWu in gwowth of ÚwÚ wipew ^.^ days: +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that x3 the ^-^ summew >_> is less >_> pweasant nyow +Than when her ^-^ mouwnfuw hymns uWu did uWu hush x3 the night, +OwO But :3 that >w< wiwd uWu music ;;w;; buwthens every bough, +xDD And ÚwÚ sweets grown ^w^ common wose uWu theiw uWu deaw delight. +Therefore ^.^ wike hew, UwU I ÚwÚ sometime howd x3 my ^-^ tongue: +>_< Because UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot dull xDD you with x3 my :33 song. + + +^-^ 103 +Alack >_> what uWu puvwty x3 my >_< muse >_< bwings ^-^ fowth, +:33 That xDD having xDD such :3 a ;;w;; scope to x3 show her pride, +uWu The :33 awgument aww OwO bawe >_> is of ^.^ mowe ^.^ wowth +Than when >w< it hath x3 my >_< added praise >_< beside. +x3 O uWu bwame ;;w;; me nyot >_> if UwU I nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ can wwite! +Wook uWu in x3 youw gwass ÚwÚ and there >_> appeaws :3 a >w< face, +:33 That uvw-goes x3 my >w< bwunt >w< invention UwU quite, +>_> Duwwing x3 my lines, ÚwÚ and xDD doing ;;w;; me UwU disgwace. +^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot x3 sinfuw xDD then :33 stwiving to >_> mend, +;;w;; To >_> maw x3 the x3 subject :3 that >w< befowe UwU was ^.^ weww? +For to nyo othew pass x3 my uWu vewses ÚwÚ tend, +Than of x3 youw uWu gwaces ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^.^ gifts to tell. +xDD And >_> mowe, much ^.^ mowe than uWu in x3 my >_> vewse ^.^ can ^.^ sit, +uWu Youw UwU own gwass >_< shows UwU you, when xDD you wook uWu in :3 it. + + +xDD 104 +;;w;; To ;;w;; me >w< faiw :33 fwiend xDD you >_< nyevew ^.^ can be :3 owd, +For >_< as xDD you :3 wewe when xDD fiwst x3 youw ^w^ eye UwU I eyed, +>w< Such ;;w;; seems x3 youw beauty stiww: >w< thwee >w< wintews >_< cowd, +:3 Have from x3 the uWu fowests >_> shook >w< thwee ^w^ summews' pride, +Thwee beauteous springs to >w< yewwow ^w^ autumn tuwnyed, +^w^ In xDD pwocess of x3 the seasons uWu have UwU I uWu seen, +Thwee ;;w;; Apwiw uWu pewfumes uWu in >w< thwee :3 hot Junyes UwU buwnyed, +Since xDD fiwst UwU I saw xDD you >w< fwesh which yet OwO awe x3 gween. +Ah yet xDD doth beauty ^.^ wike :3 a OwO diaw uWu hand, +xDD Steaw from :33 his UwU figuwe, ÚwÚ and nyo >_> pace OwO pewceived, +^w^ So x3 youw x3 sweet >_< hue, which uWu methinks still xDD doth stand +>_< Hath >w< motion, ÚwÚ and >_< minye ^w^ eye OwO may be uWu deceived. +For feaw of ^w^ which, hear ÚwÚ this xDD thou age unbred, +Ere xDD you :3 wewe bown UwU was beauty's ^-^ summew uWu dead. + + +xDD 105 +Let nyot x3 my wuv be ^w^ cawwed idolatry, +x3 Nyow x3 my beloved >_< as >w< an idol show, +Since aww :33 awike x3 my songs ÚwÚ and pwaises be +;;w;; To one, of one, still xDD such, ÚwÚ and OwO evew :3 so. +Kind >_> is x3 my wuv uWu to-day, to-mowwow ;;w;; kind, +UwU Stiww ^w^ constant uWu in :3 a wondwous excewwence, +Therefore x3 my >_> vewse to >_> constancy confined, +x3 Onye ^.^ thing expressing, >w< weaves x3 out difference. +Fair, ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, >_> is aww x3 my :33 awgument, +Fair, ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, :3 vawying to othew wowds, +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this change >_> is x3 my >w< invention >_< spent, +Thwee UwU themes uWu in one, which wondwous ;;w;; scope affowds. +Fair, ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, uWu have often >_< wived >_< awonye. +>_< Which >w< thwee >w< tiww now, >_< nyevew :33 kept uWu seat uWu in onye. + + +^w^ 106 +x3 When uWu in x3 the chwonyicwe of wasted time, +UwU I >_> see >w< descwiptions of x3 the >_> faiwest :3 wights, +xDD And beauty x3 making >_> beautifuw ;;w;; owd ^-^ whyme, +^w^ In praise of ^.^ wadies >_< dead, ÚwÚ and lovely knights, +UwU Then uWu in x3 the >_> bwazon of x3 sweet beauty's ^w^ best, +Of uWu hand, of xDD foot, of x3 wip, of >_< eye, of >_> bwow, +UwU I >_> see uWu theiw >w< antique OwO pen ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ expwessed, +Even xDD such :3 a beauty >_< as xDD you >_< mastew now. +^w^ So aww uWu theiw pwaises OwO awe >_> but prophecies +Of ÚwÚ this UwU ouw time, aww xDD you ^-^ pwefiguwing, +xDD And fow ;;w;; they wooked >_> but with >_> divinying ^w^ eyes, +^-^ They xDD had nyot :3 skiww enough x3 youw ^.^ wowth to sing: +For ^.^ we which nyow behowd these xDD pwesent uWu days, +:3 Have eyes to OwO wondew, >_> but ^.^ wack tongues to ;;w;; pwaise. + + +;;w;; 107 +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< minye UwU own >_> feaws, nor x3 the ÚwÚ pwophetic x3 souw, +Of x3 the uWu wide ^w^ wowwd, ^.^ dweaming on ^.^ things to come, +UwU Can yet x3 the lease of x3 my true wuv ;;w;; contwow, +ÚwÚ Supposed >_< as forfeit to :3 a confined doom. +uWu The >w< mowtaw ;;w;; moon hath her OwO ecwipse endured, +xDD And x3 the >_> sad auguws ÚwÚ mock uWu theiw UwU own >w< pwesage, +OwO Incewtainties nyow >_< cwown x3 themsewves ^.^ assuwed, +xDD And uWu peace proclaims ÚwÚ owives of uWu endwess age. +Now with x3 the ^.^ dwops of ÚwÚ this UwU most >_> bawmy time, +OwO My wuv :33 wooks OwO fwesh, ÚwÚ and :33 death to ;;w;; me >w< subscwibes, +Since x3 spite of ^.^ him I'll ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ this poor ^-^ whyme, +While ^.^ he >w< insuwts ^-^ o'ew dull ÚwÚ and speechwess >_> twibes. +xDD And xDD thou uWu in ÚwÚ this shalt find >w< thy ;;w;; monyument, +x3 When :33 tywants' crests ÚwÚ and ^-^ tombs of brass OwO awe :33 spent. + + +>_> 108 +x3 What's uWu in x3 the :3 bwain :3 that ink OwO may :3 chawactew, +>_< Which hath nyot figured to uWu thee x3 my true ^-^ spiwit, +x3 What's x3 nyew to :3 speak, >_> what nyow to wegistew, +:33 That OwO may express x3 my xDD wuv, ow >w< thy uWu deaw x3 mewit? +Nyothing x3 sweet ^-^ boy, >_> but yet ^.^ wike >_< pwayews divine, +UwU I ^w^ must >_< each day >_> say ^-^ o'ew x3 the xDD vewy same, +>w< Counting nyo ;;w;; owd ^.^ thing :3 owd, xDD thou >_> minye, UwU I xDD thinye, +Even >_< as when xDD fiwst UwU I UwU hawwowed >w< thy >w< faiw nyame. +^w^ So :3 that xDD etewnyaw wuv uWu in love's >w< fwesh case, +Weighs nyot x3 the x3 dust ÚwÚ and ^-^ injuwy of age, +x3 Nyow ;;w;; gives to ^.^ nyecessawy ^.^ wwinkwes pwace, +OwO But x3 makes xDD antiquity fow ^.^ aye :33 his page, +Finding x3 the xDD fiwst conceit of wuv there bwed, +Whewe time ÚwÚ and :33 outwawd >_< fowm ^.^ wouwd x3 show >w< it uWu dead. + + +>_< 109 +x3 O >_< nyevew >_> say :3 that UwU I UwU was UwU fawse of uWu heawt, +;;w;; Though >w< absence seemed x3 my fwame to qualify, +;;w;; As ^w^ easy ^w^ might UwU I from x3 my self depart, +;;w;; As from x3 my :3 souw which uWu in >w< thy breast xDD doth UwU wie: +:33 That >_> is x3 my ^.^ home of xDD wuv, >_> if UwU I uWu have ranged, +Wike ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ twavews UwU I ^-^ wetuwn OwO again, +;;w;; Just to x3 the time, nyot with x3 the time xDD exchanged, +^w^ So :3 that x3 my self ;;w;; bwing UwU watew fow x3 my stain, +xDD Nyevew ^-^ bewieve ^w^ though uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD weignyed, +All fwaiwties :3 that x3 besiege aww >_> kinds of bwood, +:33 That >w< it couwd UwU so ^w^ pwepostewouswy be ^-^ stainyed, +;;w;; To OwO weave fow >_< nyothing aww >w< thy >w< sum of good: +For >_< nyothing ÚwÚ this uWu wide universe UwU I >_> caww, +:3 Save xDD thou x3 my rose, uWu in >w< it xDD thou awt x3 my all. + + +^-^ 110 +Awas UwU 'tis ^-^ twue, UwU I uWu have >_> gonye OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, +xDD And UwU made x3 my self :3 a motwey to x3 the ^.^ view, +x3 Gowed >_< minye UwU own thoughts, sold cheap >_> what >_> is UwU most deaw, +Made ;;w;; owd :3 offences of affections new. +:3 Most true >w< it ;;w;; is, :3 that UwU I uWu have wooked on uWu twuth +Askance ÚwÚ and ^.^ stwangewy: >_> but ^.^ by aww xDD abuv, +;;w;; These >_> bwenches uWu gave x3 my >_< heawt anyothew youth, +xDD And xDD wowse UwU essays >_> pwuvd uWu thee x3 my best of love. +Now aww >_> is :33 donye, uWu have >_> what UwU shaww uWu have nyo ^w^ end, +Mine xDD appetite UwU I >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe xDD wiww grind +On nyewew uWu pwoof, to >_> twy >w< an ^.^ owdew fwiend, +^-^ A god uWu in xDD wuv, to ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am x3 confinyed. +UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me ;;w;; wewcome, :3 nyext x3 my heaven x3 the ^w^ best, +Even to >w< thy puwe ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU most >w< woving UwU bweast. + + +;;w;; 111 +x3 O fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake UwU do xDD you with :33 Fowtunye :33 chide, +uWu The guiwty ÚwÚ goddess of x3 my ;;w;; hawmfuw uWu deeds, +:33 That uWu did nyot xDD bettew fow x3 my >w< wife >_< pwovide, +Than public means which public ^w^ mannyews ;;w;; bweeds. +^w^ Thence x3 comes >w< it :3 that x3 my xDD nyame weceives :3 a brand, +xDD And almost thence x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is >_> subdued +;;w;; To >_> what >w< it wowks x3 in, ^.^ wike x3 the OwO dyew's ÚwÚ hand: +x3 Pity ;;w;; me >w< then, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wish UwU I :3 wewe ^-^ wenyewed, +Whilst ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ wiwwing patient UwU I xDD wiww dwink, +UwU Potions of eisel uWu 'gainst x3 my >w< stwong ^-^ infection, +No uWu bittewnyess :3 that UwU I xDD wiww UwU bittew >_< think, +x3 Nyow :3 doubwe >_< penyance to ^w^ cowwect :3 cowwection. +x3 Pity ;;w;; me xDD then uWu deaw fwiend, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 assuwe :3 ye, +Even :3 that x3 youw pity >_> is enough to >w< cuwe x3 me. + + +ÚwÚ 112 +uWu Youw wuv ÚwÚ and pity xDD doth x3 th' x3 impwession :33 fiww, +>_< Which uWu vuwgaw OwO scandaw >_> stamped ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> bwow, +For >_> what :3 cawe UwU I who ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me weww ow UwU iww, +^w^ So xDD you :33 o'ew-gween x3 my ÚwÚ bad, x3 my ÚwÚ good awwow? +>_> You OwO awe x3 my aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must xDD stwive, +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 my UwU shames ÚwÚ and pwaises from x3 youw ;;w;; tongue, +^-^ Nyonye >_> ewse to uWu me, nor UwU I to >_< nyonye ^.^ awive, +:33 That x3 my x3 steewed sense ow :33 changes >w< wight ow wrong. +^w^ In UwU so profound >_> abysm UwU I ^-^ thwow aww :3 cawe +Of OwO othews' UwU voices, :3 that x3 my x3 addew's sense, +;;w;; To critic ÚwÚ and to fwattewew stopped are: +>_> Mawk >w< how with x3 my >_> nyegwect UwU I UwU do ^.^ dispense. +>_> You OwO awe UwU so >_< stwongwy uWu in x3 my OwO puwpose bwed, +:33 That aww x3 the wowwd ;;w;; besides uWu methinks OwO awe uWu dead. + + +113 +Since UwU I left UwU you, >_< minye ^w^ eye >_> is uWu in x3 my UwU mind, +xDD And :3 that which :3 guvwns ;;w;; me to OwO go about, +^-^ Doth ÚwÚ pawt :33 his UwU function, ÚwÚ and >_> is ;;w;; pawtwy ÚwÚ bwind, +x3 Seems seeing, >_> but UwU effectuawwy >_> is out: +For >w< it nyo >_< fowm xDD dewivews to x3 the >_< heawt +Of bird, of x3 fwowew, ow xDD shape which >w< it xDD doth latch, +Of :33 his ^w^ quick xDD objects hath x3 the ^-^ mind nyo >_> pawt, +x3 Nyow :33 his UwU own xDD vision ÚwÚ howds >_> what >w< it xDD doth catch: +For >_> if >w< it >_> see x3 the rud'st ow xDD gentwest UwU sight, +uWu The UwU most x3 sweet ^.^ favouw ow deformed'st x3 cweatuwe, +uWu The >w< mountain, ow x3 the :33 sea, x3 the ^-^ day, ow xDD nyight: +uWu The crow, ow uWu duv, >w< it >w< shapes them to x3 youw >_> featuwe. +>_> Incapabwe of >_> mowe, UwU wepwete with UwU you, +OwO My UwU most true ^-^ mind OwO thus OwO maketh >_< minye untrue. + + +114 +:33 Ow >w< whethew xDD doth x3 my ^-^ mind ^.^ being ^.^ cwownyed with xDD you +^w^ Dwink x3 up x3 the monarch's pwague ÚwÚ this flattery? +:33 Ow >w< whethew UwU shaww UwU I >_> say >_< minye ^w^ eye :3 saith ^-^ twue, +xDD And :3 that x3 youw wuv ÚwÚ taught >w< it ÚwÚ this alchemy? +;;w;; To >_< make of xDD monstews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ things x3 indigest, +>w< Such x3 chewubins >_< as x3 youw x3 sweet self ;;w;; wesembwe, +^.^ Cweating every :33 bad :3 a :3 pewfect best +;;w;; As ÚwÚ fast >_< as xDD objects to :33 his beams assembwe: +x3 O UwU 'tis x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, UwU 'tis >w< fwattewy uWu in x3 my seeing, +xDD And x3 my great ^-^ mind UwU most >_> kingwy dwinks >w< it up, +Mine ^w^ eye weww xDD knyows >_> what with :33 his :3 gust >_> is >w< 'gweeing, +xDD And to :33 his palate xDD doth >_> pwepawe x3 the >_> cup. +;;w;; If >w< it be ^w^ poisonyed, UwU 'tis x3 the wessew ^w^ sin, +:33 That >_< minye ^w^ eye loves >w< it ÚwÚ and xDD doth xDD fiwst ;;w;; begin. + + +^-^ 115 +>w< Those lines :3 that UwU I >w< befowe uWu have ^-^ wwit UwU do wie, +Even UwU those :3 that uWu said UwU I couwd nyot wuv xDD you OwO deawew, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD then x3 my ^w^ judgment UwU knyew nyo reason >w< why, +OwO My UwU most full fwame >_> shouwd afterwards buwn clearer, +OwO But reckoning time, x3 whose x3 miwwionyed accidents +Creep uWu in 'twixt ^w^ vows, ÚwÚ and change decrees of OwO kings, +Tan uWu sacwed >w< beauty, >w< bwunt x3 the shawp'st >w< intents, +:33 Divewt >w< stwong minds to x3 the course of awt'wing >_> things: +Awas >w< why feawing of ÚwÚ time's tywanny, +^.^ Might UwU I nyot xDD then >_> say x3 'Nyow UwU I wuv xDD you >w< best,' +x3 When UwU I UwU was xDD cewtain ^-^ o'ew :33 incewtainty, +OwO Cwownying x3 the ÚwÚ pwesent, ÚwÚ doubting of x3 the >w< west? +Wuv >_> is :3 a ^w^ babe, xDD then ^w^ might UwU I nyot >_> say UwU so +;;w;; To UwU give full gwowth to :3 that which still xDD doth ^w^ gwow. + + +116 +Let ;;w;; me nyot to x3 the ^.^ mawwiage of true minds +^.^ Admit >_< impediments, wuv >_> is nyot wuv +>_< Which >w< awtews when >w< it ÚwÚ awtewation >_> finds, +:33 Ow :33 bends with x3 the wemuvw to OwO wemuv. +x3 O no, >w< it >_> is >w< an evew-fixed mark +:33 That :33 wooks on x3 tempests ÚwÚ and >_> is >_< nyevew UwU shaken; +^.^ It >_> is x3 the :33 staw to every >w< wand'wing bawk, +>_< Whose worth's uWu unknyown, awthough :33 his height be >_< taken. +>w< Wuv's nyot ÚwÚ Time's x3 foow, ^w^ though :3 wosy lips ÚwÚ and >_> cheeks +OwO Within :33 his x3 bending sickwe's compass come, +Wuv >w< awtews nyot with :33 his bwief >_> houws ÚwÚ and >w< weeks, +OwO But bears >w< it x3 out even to x3 the UwU edge of >w< doom: +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ewwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me proved, +UwU I >_< nyevew ;;w;; wwit, nor nyo x3 man OwO evew >w< wuvd. + + +>w< 117 +^w^ Accuse ;;w;; me thus, :3 that UwU I uWu have >_> scanted all, +^-^ Whewein UwU I >_> shouwd x3 youw great deserts wepay, +Forgot ;;w;; upon x3 youw deawest wuv to >_> caww, +:33 Wheweto aww xDD bonds UwU do :33 tie ;;w;; me day ^.^ by ^-^ day, +:33 That UwU I uWu have fwequent :33 been with unknown x3 minds, +xDD And UwU given to time x3 youw UwU own >w< deaw-puwchased wight, +:33 That UwU I uWu have hoisted saiw to aww x3 the >_< winds +>_< Which >_> shouwd transport ;;w;; me ^-^ fawthest from x3 youw :33 sight. +>_< Book both x3 my wilfulness ÚwÚ and ^-^ ewwows ;;w;; down, +xDD And on >w< just xDD pwoof OwO suwmise, >_< accumuwate, +Bring ;;w;; me within x3 the ^w^ wevew of x3 youw fwown, +OwO But >w< shoot nyot uWu at ;;w;; me uWu in x3 youw wakened >w< hate: +Since x3 my appeaw ;;w;; says UwU I uWu did strive to ^-^ pwuv +uWu The >_> constancy ÚwÚ and viwtue of x3 youw love. + + +;;w;; 118 +Wike >_< as to >_< make UwU ouw xDD appetite ^.^ mowe >_> keen +With eagew uWu compounds ^.^ we UwU ouw palate >_< uwge, +;;w;; As to ^w^ pwevent UwU ouw mawadies ÚwÚ unseen, +We >w< sicken to UwU shun sicknyess when ^.^ we ÚwÚ puwge. +Even UwU so ^.^ being full of x3 youw ne'er-cloying sweetness, +;;w;; To UwU bittew UwU sauces uWu did UwU I fwame x3 my feeding; +xDD And >w< sick of ÚwÚ wewfawe >_> found :3 a uWu kind of meetness, +;;w;; To be ;;w;; diseased ere :3 that there UwU was true needing. +^-^ Thus UwU powicy uWu in wuv t' :3 anticipate +uWu The ills :3 that :3 wewe >_> nyot, ^-^ gwew to :33 fauwts ^.^ assuwed, +xDD And ^.^ bwought to medicinye :3 a OwO heawthfuw >w< state +>_< Which rank of xDD goodnyess ^.^ wouwd ^.^ by :33 iww be cured. +OwO But thence UwU I :3 weawn ÚwÚ and find x3 the wesson ^-^ twue, +;;w;; Dwugs x3 poison ^.^ him :3 that UwU so :33 feiw >w< sick of OwO you. + + +119 +>_> What ^w^ potions uWu have UwU I UwU dwunk of Siren tears +:3 Distiwwed from limbecks fouw >_< as heww :33 within, +Applying OwO feaws to hopes, ÚwÚ and hopes to >_> feaws, +UwU Stiww losing when UwU I saw x3 my self to ÚwÚ win! +>_> What wwetched ^-^ ewwows hath x3 my >_< heawt uWu committed, +Whilst >w< it hath xDD thought >w< it self UwU so blessed xDD nyevew! +How uWu have >_< minye eyes x3 out of uWu theiw spheres :33 been :3 fitted +^w^ In x3 the OwO distwaction of ÚwÚ this ^-^ madding fever! +x3 O ^-^ benyefit of UwU iww, nyow UwU I find true +:33 That xDD bettew ;;w;; is, ^.^ by eviw still UwU made ^-^ bettew. +xDD And :3 wuinyed wuv when >w< it >_> is buiwt xDD anyew +Grows fairer than uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, ^.^ mowe :33 stwong, uWu faw ;;w;; gweatew. +^w^ So UwU I ^-^ wetuwn :33 webuked to x3 my UwU content, +xDD And ^.^ gain ^.^ by ills thrice ^.^ mowe than UwU I uWu have :33 spent. + + +:3 120 +:33 That xDD you :3 wewe >_> once :3 unkind :33 befwiends ;;w;; me now, +xDD And fow :3 that >_> sowwow, which UwU I xDD then uWu did feew, +Nyeeds ^w^ must UwU I :33 undew x3 my twansgwession UwU bow, +OwO Unwess x3 my nerves :3 wewe brass ow >_> hammewed steew. +For >_> if xDD you :3 wewe ^.^ by x3 my unkindnyess ;;w;; shaken +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ by >_< youws, x3 y'have x3 passed :3 a heww of time, +xDD And UwU I :3 a tyrant uWu have nyo leisure :33 taken +;;w;; To >w< weigh >w< how >_> once UwU I suffered uWu in x3 youw crime. +x3 O :3 that UwU ouw >w< nyight of woe ^w^ might uWu have >_< wemembewed +OwO My xDD deepest sense, >w< how x3 hawd true sorrow UwU hits, +xDD And >w< soon to UwU you, >_< as xDD you to ;;w;; me xDD then ^.^ tendewed +uWu The humble sawve, which wounded >_> bosoms :3 fits! +OwO But :3 that x3 youw trespass nyow x3 becomes :3 a >_< fee, +Mine :33 wansoms >_< youws, ÚwÚ and >_> youws ^w^ must wansom x3 me. + + +:3 121 +'Tis xDD bettew to be ^-^ viwe than ^-^ viwe esteemed, +x3 When nyot to be, weceives x3 wepwoach of x3 being, +xDD And x3 the >w< just :3 pweasuwe :3 wost, which >_> is UwU so ^.^ deemed, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by UwU ouw feewing, >_> but ^.^ by OwO othews' seeing. +For >w< why >_> shouwd OwO othews' UwU fawse ÚwÚ aduwtewate eyes +Give salutation to x3 my >w< spowtive >_< bwood? +:33 Ow on x3 my fwaiwties >w< why OwO awe fwaiwew spies, +>_< Which uWu in uWu theiw wills ;;w;; count :33 bad >_> what UwU I think good? +:3 Nyo, UwU I ^w^ am :3 that UwU I am, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they :3 that ^w^ wevew +At x3 my x3 abuses, weckon x3 up uWu theiw OwO own, +UwU I OwO may be ^w^ stwaight ^w^ though ;;w;; they x3 themsewves be x3 bevew; +^-^ By uWu theiw rank thoughts, x3 my >_< deeds ^w^ must nyot be OwO shown +OwO Unwess ÚwÚ this general eviw ;;w;; they :33 maintain, +All ;;w;; men OwO awe :33 bad ÚwÚ and uWu in uWu theiw UwU badnyess reign. + + +uWu 122 +x3 Thy :3 gift, >w< thy tabwes, OwO awe within x3 my :3 bwain +Full ;;w;; chawactewed with :3 wasting xDD memowy, +>_< Which UwU shaww :33 abuv :3 that idle rank wemain +^.^ Beyond aww uWu date even to xDD etewnyity. +:33 Ow uWu at x3 the least, UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as :3 bwain ÚwÚ and >_< heawt +:3 Have >_< facuwty ^.^ by ÚwÚ nyatuwe to subsist, +Tiww >_< each to wazed oblivion yield :33 his ÚwÚ pawt +Of ÚwÚ thee, >w< thy xDD wecowd >_< nyevew ^.^ can be :3 missed: +:33 That poor wetention couwd nyot UwU so much OwO howd, +x3 Nyow >_< nyeed UwU I tallies >w< thy uWu deaw wuv to scowe, +Therefore to UwU give them from ;;w;; me UwU was UwU I >w< bowd, +;;w;; To :33 twust UwU those :33 tabwes :3 that receive uWu thee uWu mowe: +;;w;; To >_< keep >w< an UwU adjunct to remember uWu thee +^.^ Wewe to impowt ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess uWu in x3 me. + + +123 +Nyo! Time, xDD thou shalt nyot boast :3 that UwU I UwU do >_< change, +x3 Thy pyramids buiwt x3 up with nyewew ^w^ might +;;w;; To ;;w;; me OwO awe >_< nyothing ^-^ nyuvw, >_< nyothing >_> stwange, +^-^ They OwO awe >_> but ^.^ dwessings Of :3 a xDD fowmew >_> sight: +Our x3 dates OwO awe ^-^ bwief, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^.^ we admiwe, +>_> What xDD thou dost OwO foist ;;w;; upon >_> us :3 that >_> is :3 owd, +xDD And rather >_< make them bown to UwU ouw >_> desiwe, +Than think :3 that ^.^ we >w< befowe uWu have heard them ÚwÚ towd: +x3 Thy >_> wegistews ÚwÚ and uWu thee UwU I both >w< defy, +ÚwÚ Nyot UwU wond'wing uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ pwesent, nor x3 the past, +For >w< thy ^w^ wecowds, ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ we >_> see xDD doth wie, +Made ^.^ mowe ow less ^.^ by >w< thy continyuaw >_> haste: +This UwU I UwU do vow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this UwU shaww OwO evew be, +UwU I xDD wiww be true ;;w;; despite >w< thy x3 scythe ÚwÚ and thee. + + +^w^ 124 +;;w;; If x3 my uWu deaw wuv :3 wewe >_> but x3 the chiwd of state, +^.^ It ^w^ might fow Fowtunye's ^.^ bastawd be x3 unfathewed, +;;w;; As x3 subject to ÚwÚ time's wuv ow to ÚwÚ time's hate, +>_< Weeds ^-^ among ÚwÚ weeds, ow fwowews with fwowews gathewed. +No >w< it UwU was builded uWu faw from :3 accident, +^.^ It suffers nyot uWu in x3 smiwing pomp, nor ^w^ fawws +;;w;; Undew x3 the ^w^ bwow of ÚwÚ thwawwed ÚwÚ discontent, +:33 Wheweto x3 th' ;;w;; inviting time UwU ouw fashion xDD cawws: +^.^ It OwO feaws nyot UwU powicy :3 that heretic, +>_< Which wowks on leases of ^.^ showt-nyumbewed houws, +OwO But aww awonye >w< stands hugely powitic, +:33 That >w< it nor gwows with ^.^ heat, nor dwowns with UwU showews. +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this UwU I >_> witnyess caww x3 the foows of time, +>_< Which ^-^ die fow ^-^ goodnyess, who uWu have >_< wived fow crime. 125 -Were't >w< aught ^-^ to me I ^-^ bowe OwO the canopy, -x3 With my >_< extewn OwO the >_> outwawd honouring, -Ow >_> waid gweat :33 bases uWu fow uWu etewnyity, -^w^ Which proves ^-^ mowe ^-^ showt than ^.^ waste ^w^ ow ruining? ->_< Have I ^.^ nyot uWu seen dwewwews uWu on fowm ÚwÚ and :3 favouw -^w^ Wose aww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe uWu by paying xDD too >w< much rent ->_< Fow compound >w< sweet; UwU fowgoing ÚwÚ simpwe >w< savouw, -Pitifuw thrivers in theiw UwU gazing UwU spent? -No, let me >w< be ^w^ obsequious in >w< thy xDD heawt, -And UwU take :3 thou my >_> obwation, UwU poow uWu but ^.^ fwee, -^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD mixed with >_< seconds, knows nyo :3 awt, -But OwO mutuaw UwU wendew, only me uWu fow thee. -ÚwÚ Hence, :3 thou suborned infowmew, :3 a OwO twue ^w^ souw -When UwU most ;;w;; impeached, ^-^ stands :33 weast in >w< thy control. - - -^w^ 126 -:3 O :3 thou my UwU wuvwy :3 boy ^-^ who in >w< thy :33 powew, -Dost howd Time's OwO fickwe :3 gwass his OwO fickwe xDD houw: -OwO Who x3 hast uWu by OwO wanying uWu gwown, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein ;;w;; show'st, -x3 Thy lovers withewing, as >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu sewf ÚwÚ gwow'st. ->w< If :3 Nyatuwe (sovereign ^w^ mistwess xDD uvw uWu wwack) -UwU As :3 thou ^w^ goest onwawds still uWu wiww xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee ^w^ back, -She >_< keeps ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 this >_< puwpose, UwU that xDD hew >_> skiww -May UwU time UwU disgwace, ÚwÚ and wwetched minutes kill. ->_> Yet ;;w;; feaw xDD hew :3 O :3 thou :3 minyion >_> of xDD hew pweasuwe, -She ^-^ may ^.^ detain, uWu but ^.^ nyot still ^-^ keep xDD hew tweasuwe! -Her >w< audit (though delayed) answewed >w< must ^.^ be, -And xDD hew uWu quietus :3 is ^-^ to render thee. - - -xDD 127 -UwU In OwO the ^.^ owd :3 age bwack ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu counted :33 faiw, -Ow ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^-^ bowe ^.^ nyot beauty's nyame: -But :3 nyow :3 is bwack beauty's ^w^ successive heir, -And x3 beauty swandewed with :3 a xDD bastawd shame, ->_< Fow >_< since OwO each hand ;;w;; hath >w< put uWu on nature's :33 powew, -Fairing OwO the ;;w;; fouw with art's false OwO bowwowed ;;w;; face, -^.^ Sweet x3 beauty ;;w;; hath nyo name nyo holy xDD bowew, -But :3 is profaned, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wives in x3 disgwace. -OwO Thewefowe my x3 mistwess' eyes awe raven :3 bwack, -Her eyes OwO so suited, ÚwÚ and uWu they mouwnyews seem, -^.^ At such ^-^ who ^.^ nyot :3 bown fair nyo x3 beauty >_< wack, -Swandewing ^-^ cweation with :3 a false ;;w;; esteem, ->_> Yet OwO so uWu they mourn becoming >_> of theiw x3 woe, -:33 That every :33 tongue :33 says x3 beauty shouwd ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ so. - - -128 -OwO How ^w^ oft when thou, my OwO music, music pway'st, -:3 Upon UwU that bwessed >_> wood uWu whose motion x3 sounds -x3 With >w< thy ^w^ sweet fingers when :3 thou gently ÚwÚ sway'st -The ^-^ wiwy xDD concowd UwU that >_< minye ear confounds, -Do I >_< envy x3 those xDD jacks UwU that nimble leap, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss OwO the >w< tendew >_< inwawd >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; hand, ->w< Whiwst my UwU poow lips ;;w;; which shouwd UwU that hawvest x3 weap, -^.^ At OwO the wood's :3 bowdnyess uWu by ÚwÚ thee :33 bwushing :3 stand. -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so ;;w;; tickwed uWu they would >_> change theiw OwO state -And ;;w;; situation with x3 those ^-^ dancing chips, -uWu O'ew xDD whom >w< thy fingers ÚwÚ wawk with gentwe ^-^ gait, -:33 Making UwU dead >_> wood ^-^ mowe bwest than :3 wiving wips, -x3 Since ;;w;; saucy xDD jacks OwO so x3 happy awe in this, ->w< Give them >w< thy ^w^ fingews, me >w< thy lips ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. - - -^w^ 129 -^-^ Th' ÚwÚ expense >_> of spirit in :3 a ^.^ waste >_> of ÚwÚ shame -^-^ Is wust in x3 action, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww x3 action, wust -^-^ Is ;;w;; pewjuwed, muwd'wous, bwoody :33 fuww >_> of blame, -UwU Savage, extweme, rude, cruel, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to twust, -xDD Enjoyed nyo sooner uWu but despised stwaight, ->_< Past reason ^.^ hunted, ÚwÚ and nyo sooner xDD had ->_< Past reason hated as :3 a swawwowed bait, -uWu On OwO puwpose >_> waid ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the uWu takew ^w^ mad. ->_> Mad in uWu puwsuit ÚwÚ and in UwU possession so, -Had, ^-^ having, ÚwÚ and in OwO quest, ^-^ to ^.^ have extweme, -OwO A bliss in >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and proved, :3 a vewy x3 woe, -Before :3 a ^.^ joy :3 pwoposed >_> behind :3 a ^-^ dweam. -^-^ Aww :3 this OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; weww knows ÚwÚ yet UwU nyonye knows well, -ÚwÚ To :3 shun OwO the >w< heaven UwU that weads x3 men ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ heww. - - ->_> 130 -UwU My x3 mistwess' eyes awe nyothing >_< wike OwO the >_> sun, -Cowaw :3 is :3 faw ^-^ mowe red, than xDD hew lips red, ->w< If snyow >w< be >_< white, x3 why then xDD hew :33 bweasts awe ^.^ dun: ->w< If ^w^ haiws >w< be :33 wiwes, bwack ^-^ wiwes gwow uWu on xDD hew >_> head: -I ^.^ have uWu seen >w< woses ^.^ damasked, wed ÚwÚ and >_< white, -But nyo such >w< woses UwU see I in xDD hew :33 cheeks, -And in >w< some ^.^ pewfumes :3 is there ^-^ mowe >w< dewight, ->w< Than in OwO the >_> bweath UwU that ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mistwess ^w^ weeks. -I love ^-^ to hear xDD hew ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; weww I >w< knyow, -:33 That music ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 faw ^-^ mowe >w< pweasing ;;w;; sound: -I gwant I never ^-^ saw :3 a :3 goddess ÚwÚ go, -UwU My ^w^ mistwess when ^.^ she walks :33 tweads uWu on OwO the ground. -And ÚwÚ yet uWu by >w< heaven I ÚwÚ think my love as wawe, -UwU As ^-^ any ^.^ she belied with false compawe. - - -UwU 131 -Thou art as tywannyous, OwO so as :3 thou :3 awt, -UwU As x3 those uWu whose ^-^ beauties >w< pwoudwy ^-^ make them >_> cwuew; ->_< Fow ;;w;; weww :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ to my dear doting OwO heawt -Thou art OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ÚwÚ and UwU most pwecious :33 jewew. ->_> Yet in good :3 faith >w< some uWu say UwU that ÚwÚ thee uWu behowd, -x3 Thy ;;w;; face ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO the power ^-^ to ^-^ make love OwO gwoan; -ÚwÚ To uWu say uWu they ^-^ eww, I dare ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so bold, -UwU Awthough I uWu sweaw ^.^ it ^-^ to my uWu sewf awonye. -And ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ suwe UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot false I sweaw, -OwO A ^w^ thousand groans uWu but >w< thinking uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face, ->_< Onye uWu on x3 anyothew's neck ^-^ do witness bear -x3 Thy bwack :3 is ÚwÚ faiwest in my uWu judgment's :3 pwace. -UwU In nyothing art :3 thou bwack :33 save in >w< thy >_< deeds, -And ^.^ thence :3 this :3 swandew as I ÚwÚ think UwU pwoceeds. - - -132 ->_< Thinye eyes I love, ÚwÚ and uWu they as ^-^ pitying uWu me, -:33 Knyowing >w< thy OwO heawt >_> towment me with :3 disdain, ->_< Have >w< put uWu on :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and :33 woving mouwnyews ^.^ be, -OwO Wooking with pwetty ^.^ wuth x3 upon my >w< pain. -And ^.^ twuwy ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD mownying >_< sun >_> of >w< heaven ->_< Bettew >_< becomes OwO the :3 gwey x3 cheeks >_> of OwO the east, -Nyow UwU that :33 fuww star UwU that ushers in OwO the x3 even -^-^ Doth half UwU that >_> gwowy ^-^ to OwO the :33 sobew west -UwU As x3 those two ÚwÚ mouwnying eyes ÚwÚ become >w< thy face: -:3 O let ^.^ it then as ;;w;; weww beseem >w< thy OwO heawt -ÚwÚ To mourn uWu fow me >_< since ÚwÚ mouwnying doth ÚwÚ thee >w< gwace, -And suit >w< thy ^-^ pity >_< wike in every pawt. -;;w;; Then uWu wiww I uWu sweaw x3 beauty x3 hewsewf :3 is :3 bwack, -And >w< aww uWu they ;;w;; fouw UwU that >w< thy complexion wack. - - -^.^ 133 -UwU Beshwew UwU that OwO heawt UwU that makes my OwO heawt ^-^ to >_> gwoan ->_< Fow UwU that ^-^ deep x3 wound ^.^ it gives my fwiend ÚwÚ and me; -:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to >_> towtuwe me xDD awonye, -But ^w^ swave ^-^ to xDD swavewy my sweet'st fwiend >w< must x3 be? ->w< Me ^-^ fwom my uWu sewf >w< thy x3 cwuew eye ;;w;; hath >w< taken, -And my next uWu sewf :3 thou x3 hawdew x3 hast engwossed, -x3 Of ^w^ him, my ;;w;; sewf, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee I x3 am ÚwÚ fowsaken, -OwO A >_> towment ÚwÚ thwice xDD thwee-fowd ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >w< be cwossed: -Prison my OwO heawt in >w< thy >_< steew ÚwÚ bosom's UwU wawd, -But then my UwU fwiend's OwO heawt let my UwU poow OwO heawt bail, ->_> Whoe'ew >_< keeps uWu me, let my OwO heawt >w< be his ^-^ guawd, -Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot then ;;w;; use wigouw in my gaow. -And ÚwÚ yet :3 thou >_< wiwt, uWu fow I being pent in ^.^ thee, -Pewfowce x3 am UwU thinye ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that :3 is in >_> me. - - -134 -^w^ So :3 nyow I ^.^ have >w< confessed UwU that ^.^ he :3 is thinye, -And I my uWu sewf x3 am mortgaged ^-^ to >w< thy wiww, -UwU My uWu sewf I'll forfeit, OwO so UwU that uWu othew ÚwÚ minye, -Thou xDD wiwt restore ^-^ to >w< be my comfort stiww: -But :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ fwee, ->_< Fow :3 thou art covetous, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is kind, -ÚwÚ He ^w^ weawnyed uWu but suwety-wike ^-^ to wwite uWu fow uWu me, -^.^ Undew UwU that bond UwU that him as :33 fist doth >w< bind. -The ;;w;; statute >_> of >w< thy x3 beauty :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU take, -Thou xDD usuwew UwU that put'st :3 fowth >w< aww ^-^ to use, -And >w< sue :3 a OwO fwiend, came UwU debtow uWu fow my UwU sake, -^w^ So him I wose OwO thwough my UwU unkind UwU abuse. -:3 Him ^.^ have I lost, :3 thou x3 hast uWu both him ÚwÚ and uWu me, -ÚwÚ He OwO pays OwO the whole, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet x3 am I ^.^ nyot xDD fwee. - - -^w^ 135 -x3 Whoevew ;;w;; hath xDD hew OwO wish, :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy wiww, -And :33 'Wiww' ^-^ to xDD boot, ÚwÚ and :33 'Wiww' in :3 uvw-pwus, -Mowe than enough x3 am I UwU that uWu vex ÚwÚ thee stiww, -ÚwÚ To >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu wiww :33 making >w< addition OwO thus. -uWu Wiwt :3 thou uWu whose uWu wiww :3 is uWu wawge ÚwÚ and uWu spacious, -:3 Nyot UwU once OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to hide my uWu wiww in thine? -:33 Shaww uWu wiww in ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ seem ^.^ wight ^-^ gwacious, -And in my uWu wiww nyo fair acceptance shine? -The ÚwÚ sea >w< aww ^w^ watew, ÚwÚ yet receives ;;w;; wain stiww, -And in abundance ;;w;; addeth ^-^ to his store, -^w^ So :3 thou being rich in uWu wiww ÚwÚ add ^-^ to >w< thy uWu wiww ->_< Onye uWu wiww >_> of >_< minye ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< thy uWu wawge uWu wiww more. ->_> Wet nyo UwU unkind, nyo fair ^-^ beseechews ;;w;; kiww, -:33 Think >w< aww uWu but one, ÚwÚ and me in UwU that ^-^ onye 'Wiww.' - - -^w^ 136 ->w< If >w< thy ^w^ souw >_< check ÚwÚ thee UwU that I come OwO so uWu nyeaw, -OwO Sweaw ^-^ to >w< thy uWu bwind ^w^ souw UwU that I ÚwÚ was >w< thy :3 'Wiww', -And uWu wiww >w< thy ^w^ souw knows :3 is ;;w;; admitted there, -ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw uWu fow love, my ^w^ wuv-suit ^w^ sweet :3 fuwfiw. -:3 'Wiww', uWu wiww fuwfiw OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >w< thy love, ->w< Ay, fiww ^.^ it :33 fuww with wills, ÚwÚ and my uWu wiww one, -UwU In >w< things >_> of gweat ^-^ weceipt with UwU case ^-^ we :3 pwuv, -x3 Among :3 a ÚwÚ nyumbew ^-^ onye :3 is xDD weckonyed none. -;;w;; Then in OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew let me xDD pass ^w^ untowd, -^-^ Though in >w< thy store's >_< account I ^-^ onye >w< must ^.^ be, ->_< Fow nyothing howd uWu me, OwO so ^.^ it >w< pwease ÚwÚ thee >_< howd, -:33 That nyothing uWu me, :3 a xDD something ^w^ sweet ^-^ to thee. -UwU Make uWu but my name >w< thy love, ÚwÚ and love UwU that stiww, -And then :3 thou lov'st me uWu fow my name :3 is Will. - - -:33 137 -Thou uWu bwind OwO foow UwU Wuv, what OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ to >_< minye >_> eyes, -:33 That uWu they >w< behowd ÚwÚ and UwU see ^.^ nyot what uWu they see? -^.^ They xDD knyow what x3 beauty ;;w;; is, UwU see xDD whewe ^.^ it :3 wies, ->_> Yet what OwO the :33 best ;;w;; is, UwU take OwO the wowst ^-^ to UwU be. ->w< If eyes corrupt uWu by OwO uvw-pawtiaw >w< wooks, -Be :33 anchowed in OwO the :33 bay xDD whewe >w< aww x3 men ride, -UwU Why >_> of ;;w;; eyes' :3 fawsehood x3 hast :3 thou forged ^-^ hooks, -xDD Wheweto OwO the ÚwÚ judgment >_> of my OwO heawt :3 is ^w^ tied? -UwU Why shouwd my OwO heawt ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 a uWu sevewaw pwot, -^w^ Which my OwO heawt knows OwO the ^-^ wide world's ^w^ common :3 pwace? -Ow >_< minye eyes >_< seeing this, uWu say :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ To >w< put fair >w< twuth x3 upon OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a face? -UwU In >w< things ^.^ wight OwO twue my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and eyes ^.^ have ewwed, -And ^-^ to :3 this false pwague awe uWu they :3 nyow transferred. - - -:3 138 -When my love >_< sweaws UwU that ^.^ she :3 is :3 made >_> of truth, -I ^-^ do believe xDD hew >w< though I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 wies, -:33 That ^.^ she UwU might ÚwÚ think me >w< some ÚwÚ untutowed youth, -Unweawnyed in OwO the world's false subtleties. -ÚwÚ Thus OwO vainwy >w< thinking UwU that ^.^ she OwO thinks me young, -UwU Awthough ^.^ she knows my >_< days awe ÚwÚ past OwO the best, -Simpwy I ÚwÚ cwedit xDD hew fawse-speaking tongue, -uWu On uWu both ^-^ sides ;;w;; thus :3 is ÚwÚ simpwe >w< twuth suppressed: -But xDD whewefowe :33 says ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^.^ she :3 is xDD unjust? -And xDD whewefowe uWu say ^.^ nyot I UwU that I x3 am xDD owd? -:3 O ^-^ wuv's :33 best :33 habit :3 is in seeming twust, -And :3 age in love, loves ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have years towd. -OwO Thewefowe I lie with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she with uWu me, -And in ^-^ ouw faults uWu by :3 wies ^-^ we flattered UwU be. - - ->_> 139 -:3 O caww ^.^ nyot me ^-^ to >_> justify OwO the ^.^ wwong, -:33 That >w< thy unkindness lays x3 upon my xDD heawt, -^-^ Wound me ^.^ nyot with UwU thinye eye uWu but with >w< thy tongue, -;;w;; Use power with :33 powew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway me ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 awt, ->_> Teww me :3 thou lov'st ;;w;; ewsewhewe; uWu but in my ^-^ sight, -UwU Deaw OwO heawt uWu fowbeaw ^-^ to OwO gwance UwU thinye eye :33 aside, -What UwU nyeed'st :3 thou x3 wound with ÚwÚ cunnying when >w< thy UwU might -^-^ Is ^-^ mowe than my o'ewpwessed :3 defence can xDD bide? ->_> Wet me ;;w;; excuse ^.^ thee, ^w^ ah my love ;;w;; weww knows, -Her pwetty looks ^.^ have >_< been >_< minye ;;w;; enyemies, -And OwO thewefowe ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; face ^.^ she ;;w;; tuwns my uWu foes, -:33 That uWu they ewsewhewe UwU might ^w^ dawt theiw :3 injuwies: ->_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, uWu but >_< since I x3 am ;;w;; nyeaw slain, -Kiww me outwight with >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and x3 wid my >w< pain. - - -140 -Be xDD wise as :3 thou art cruel, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot press -UwU My ^w^ tongue-tied >_< patience with xDD too >w< much uWu disdain: -Lest UwU sowwow lend me uWu wowds ÚwÚ and uWu wowds express, -The manner >_> of my :3 pity-wanting >w< pain. ->w< If I UwU might teach ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ wit better ^.^ it OwO wewe, -^-^ Though ^.^ nyot ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ yet love ^-^ to tell me so, -UwU As ÚwÚ testy uWu sick x3 men when theiw deaths >w< be uWu nyeaw, -:3 Nyo UwU nyews uWu but OwO heawth ^-^ fwom theiw :3 physicians know. ->_< Fow ^-^ if I shouwd ^.^ despaiw I shouwd gwow >_< mad, -And in my UwU madnyess UwU might speak i-iww >_> of ^.^ thee, -Nyow :3 this uWu iww-wwesting x3 wowwd :3 is UwU gwown OwO so :33 bad, ->_> Mad slanderers uWu by mad ears ;;w;; bewieved UwU be. -:33 That I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be so, :3 nyow :3 thou belied, -Beaw UwU thinye eyes stwaight, >w< though >w< thy >_> pwoud OwO heawt >w< go >w< wide. - - -^-^ 141 -UwU In :3 faith I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love ÚwÚ thee with >_< minye >_> eyes, ->_< Fow uWu they in ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^w^ thousand ewwows nyote, -But 'tis my OwO heawt UwU that loves what uWu they xDD despise, -OwO Who in UwU despite >_> of view :3 is ÚwÚ pweased ^-^ to dote. -Nyow awe >_< minye cars with >w< thy tongue's xDD tunye ÚwÚ dewighted, -Nyow >w< tendew feeling ^-^ to base UwU touches pwonye, -Nyow taste, :3 nyow xDD smeww, desiwe ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ invited -ÚwÚ To ^-^ any x3 sensuaw feast with ÚwÚ thee awonye: -But my five wits, :3 nyow my five UwU senses can ->_> Dissuade ^-^ onye foowish OwO heawt ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sewving ^.^ thee, -OwO Who leaves x3 unswayed OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a man, -x3 Thy >_> pwoud ^w^ heawt's ^w^ swave ÚwÚ and vassaw ÚwÚ wwetch ^-^ to xDD be: ->_> Onwy my pwague ;;w;; thus :3 faw I ;;w;; count my gain, -:33 That ^.^ she UwU that makes me uWu sin, awards me >w< pain. - - -^.^ 142 -^-^ Wuv :3 is my uWu sin, ÚwÚ and >w< thy dear :3 viwtue ^.^ hate, -;;w;; Hate >_> of my uWu sin, grounded uWu on sinful woving, -:3 O uWu but with ÚwÚ minye, compawe :3 thou UwU thinye >_> own state, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find ^.^ it merits ^.^ nyot uWu wepwoving, -Ow ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu do, ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom x3 those lips >_> of thinye, -:33 That ^.^ have ^w^ pwofanyed theiw uWu scawwet ornaments, -And ;;w;; seawed false ÚwÚ bonds >_> of love as ^w^ oft as ÚwÚ minye, -Wobbed >_> othews' beds' revenues >_> of theiw >_< wents. -Be ^.^ it lawful I love ÚwÚ thee as :3 thou lov'st ^-^ those, -x3 Whom UwU thinye eyes ^w^ woo as >_< minye >_< impowtunye ^.^ thee, -OwO Woot ^-^ pity in >w< thy OwO heawt UwU that when ^.^ it gwows, -x3 Thy ^-^ pity ^-^ may deserve ^-^ to ^w^ pitied UwU be. ->w< If :3 thou OwO dost >w< seek ^-^ to ^.^ have what :3 thou OwO dost >_> hide, -By ^.^ sewf-exampwe uWu mayst :3 thou >w< be ^w^ denyied. - - -143 -Lo as :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw huswife runs ^-^ to ^.^ catch, ->_< Onye >_> of xDD hew uWu feathewed cweatuwes x3 bwoke ^w^ away, -^w^ Sets ;;w;; down xDD hew ;;w;; babe ÚwÚ and makes >w< aww swift uWu dispatch -UwU In uWu puwsuit >_> of OwO the xDD thing ^.^ she would ^.^ have >_< stay: ->w< Whiwst xDD hew uWu nyegwected >w< chiwd howds xDD hew in x3 chase, -^.^ Cwies ^-^ to catch xDD hew uWu whose busy cawe :3 is ^-^ bent, -ÚwÚ To follow UwU that ;;w;; which flies before xDD hew face: -:3 Nyot prizing xDD hew UwU poow infant's discontent; -^w^ So wun'st :3 thou aftew UwU that ;;w;; which flies ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, ->w< Whiwst I >w< thy ;;w;; babe ^.^ chase ÚwÚ thee ^-^ afaw ^.^ behind, -But ^-^ if :3 thou catch >w< thy >w< hope xDD tuwn xDD back ^-^ to :3 me: -And xDD pway OwO the >_> mothew's UwU pawt, ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, >w< be OwO kind. -^w^ So uWu wiww I pray UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ have >w< thy :3 Wiww, ->w< If :3 thou xDD tuwn xDD back ÚwÚ and my loud cwying ^.^ stiww. - - -^.^ 144 ->w< Two loves I ^.^ have >_> of comfort ÚwÚ and >_> despaiw, -^w^ Which >_< wike two uWu spiwits ^-^ do suggest me stiww, -The better :3 angew :3 is :3 a man ^.^ wight x3 faiw: -The ^-^ wowsew spirit :3 a ^-^ woman cowouwed ill. -ÚwÚ To ^.^ win me >_> soon ^-^ to heww my female :33 eviw, ->w< Tempteth my better :3 angew ^-^ fwom my >w< side, -And would corrupt my uWu saint ^-^ to >w< be :3 a devil: -ÚwÚ Wooing his x3 puwity with xDD hew ;;w;; fouw ^.^ pwide. -And whethew UwU that my :3 angew >w< be ;;w;; tuwnyed ÚwÚ fiend, -ÚwÚ Suspect I >w< may, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot :33 diwectwy >_< teww, -But being uWu both ^-^ fwom me uWu both ^-^ to OwO each OwO fwiend, -I ^.^ guess ^-^ onye :3 angew in x3 anyothew's ÚwÚ heww. ->_> Yet :3 this uWu shaww I :33 nye'ew xDD knyow uWu but live in UwU doubt, -;;w;; Tiww my OwO bad :3 angew x3 fiwe my good ^-^ onye >_< out. - - -:33 145 -Those lips UwU that Love's >_> own hand >_> did >_> make, -OwO Bweathed :3 fowth OwO the :33 sound UwU that ^w^ said OwO 'I ÚwÚ hate', -ÚwÚ To me UwU that >w< wanguished uWu fow xDD hew sake: -But when ^.^ she ^-^ saw my :3 woefuw state, -:33 Stwaight in xDD hew OwO heawt >_> did UwU mewcy xDD come, -UwU Chiding UwU that :33 tongue UwU that >w< evew ;;w;; sweet, ->_> Was used in giving gentwe UwU doom: -And ^w^ taught ^.^ it ;;w;; thus >_< anyew ^-^ to uWu gweet: -OwO 'I x3 hate' ^.^ she altered with OwO an end, -:33 That ^-^ fowwowed ^.^ it as gentwe day, -^-^ Doth follow night ^-^ who >_< wike :3 a x3 fiend -From >w< heaven ^-^ to heww :3 is :3 fwown >_> away. -OwO 'I ÚwÚ hate', ^-^ fwom UwU hate away ^.^ she UwU thwew, -And :33 saved my life ^.^ saying :33 'nyot :3 you'. +^w^ Wewe't ^.^ aught to ;;w;; me UwU I bore x3 the canopy, +With x3 my extern x3 the :33 outwawd OwO honyouwing, +:33 Ow laid great OwO bases fow UwU etewnyity, +>_< Which ;;w;; pwuvs ^.^ mowe showt than uWu waste ow ruining? +:3 Have UwU I nyot :3 seen >w< dwewwews on >_< fowm ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw +>_< Wose all, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ^.^ by ÚwÚ paying ^w^ too much OwO went +For ÚwÚ compound sweet; fowgoing :33 simpwe savour, +^-^ Pitifuw thwivews uWu in uWu theiw >_< gazing uWu spent? +:3 Nyo, wet ;;w;; me be ^.^ obsequious uWu in >w< thy uWu heawt, +xDD And OwO take xDD thou x3 my oblation, poor >_> but >w< fwee, +>_< Which >_> is nyot ÚwÚ mixed with seconds, xDD knyows nyo awt, +OwO But ^-^ mutuaw xDD wendew, >w< onwy ;;w;; me fow thee. +Hence, xDD thou :33 subownyed UwU infowmew, :3 a true :3 souw +x3 When UwU most :3 impeached, >w< stands least uWu in >w< thy :33 contwow. + + +uWu 126 +x3 O xDD thou x3 my lovely ;;w;; boy who uWu in >w< thy x3 powew, +uWu Dost howd ÚwÚ Time's >_> fickwe gwass :33 his >_> fickwe houw: +Who x3 hast ^.^ by >_< wanying >_< gwown, ÚwÚ and thewein show'st, +x3 Thy ^w^ wuvws ^.^ withewing, >_< as >w< thy x3 sweet self ÚwÚ gwow'st. +;;w;; If ÚwÚ Nyatuwe xDD (suvweign mistwess uvw wrack) +;;w;; As xDD thou ^.^ goest ^w^ onwawds still xDD wiww pluck uWu thee back, +:33 She keeps uWu thee to ÚwÚ this xDD puwpose, :3 that her :3 skiww +^-^ May time disgrace, ÚwÚ and wwetched ^w^ minyutes UwU kiww. +ÚwÚ Yet feaw her x3 O xDD thou uWu minyion of her x3 pweasuwe, +:33 She OwO may detain, >_> but nyot still >_< keep her tweasuwe! +:3 Hew ^-^ audit (though >_< dewayed) OwO answewed ^w^ must be, +xDD And her :33 quietus >_> is to render thee. + + +UwU 127 +^w^ In x3 the ;;w;; owd age black UwU was nyot :3 counted faiw, +:33 Ow >_> if >w< it :3 wewe >w< it bore nyot beauty's xDD nyame: +OwO But nyow >_> is black beauty's ;;w;; successive heiw, +xDD And beauty swandewed with :3 a ^.^ bastawd UwU shame, +For xDD since >_< each uWu hand hath put on ;;w;; nyatuwe's x3 powew, +Fairing x3 the fouw with awt's UwU fawse bowwowed >w< face, +ÚwÚ Sweet beauty hath nyo xDD nyame nyo >w< howy ÚwÚ bowew, +OwO But >_> is pwofanyed, >_> if nyot ;;w;; wives uWu in UwU disgwace. +Therefore x3 my >_< mistwess' eyes OwO awe >_> waven black, +:3 Hew eyes UwU so ÚwÚ suited, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they mouwnyews ;;w;; seem, +At xDD such who nyot bown >w< faiw nyo beauty lack, +>_< Swandewing :3 cweation with :3 a UwU fawse esteem, +ÚwÚ Yet UwU so ;;w;; they mouwn >_< becoming of uWu theiw woe, +:33 That every >_> tongue ;;w;; says beauty >_> shouwd wook :3 so. + + +ÚwÚ 128 +How ;;w;; oft when UwU thou, x3 my ^.^ music, uWu music >_> pway'st, +>_> Upon :3 that blessed uWu wood x3 whose >_> motion sounds +With >w< thy x3 sweet x3 fingews when xDD thou gently sway'st +uWu The ;;w;; wiwy concowd :3 that >_< minye ear x3 confounds, +Do UwU I :3 envy UwU those ^.^ jacks :3 that >_< nyimbwe x3 weap, +;;w;; To :3 kiss x3 the xDD tendew inward of >w< thy uWu hand, +Whilst x3 my poor lips which >_> shouwd :3 that harvest x3 weap, +At x3 the >_> wood's boldness ^.^ by uWu thee ;;w;; bwushing ^.^ stand. +;;w;; To be UwU so tickwed ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd change uWu theiw >w< state +xDD And >_> situation with UwU those UwU dancing uWu chips, +^w^ O'ew ÚwÚ whom >w< thy x3 fingews UwU wawk with ^-^ gentwe gait, +^.^ Making >_< dead uWu wood ^.^ mowe bwest than UwU wiving :3 wips, +Since ^w^ saucy ^.^ jacks UwU so ^w^ happy OwO awe uWu in uWu this, +Give them >w< thy ^-^ fingews, ;;w;; me >w< thy lips to >w< kiss. + + +x3 129 +xDD Th' expense of ^w^ spiwit uWu in :3 a uWu waste of ^-^ shame +Is lust uWu in xDD action, ÚwÚ and >w< tiww xDD action, lust +Is >_> pewjuwed, ^.^ muwd'wous, bwoody full of bwame, +Savage, extreme, OwO wude, ^-^ cwuew, nyot to ^w^ twust, +Enjoyed nyo :33 soonyew >_> but :3 despised stwaight, +^w^ Past reason ^-^ hunted, ÚwÚ and nyo :33 soonyew xDD had +^w^ Past reason hated >_< as :3 a ^.^ swawwowed :3 bait, +On OwO puwpose laid to >_< make x3 the :33 takew >_> mad. +Mad uWu in pursuit ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< possession >_> so, +>w< Had, x3 having, ÚwÚ and uWu in ;;w;; quest, to uWu have extreme, +^-^ A ÚwÚ bwiss uWu in xDD pwoof ÚwÚ and proved, :3 a xDD vewy woe, +^.^ Befowe :3 a joy proposed x3 behind :3 a UwU dweam. +All ÚwÚ this x3 the wowwd weww xDD knyows yet >_< nyonye xDD knyows weww, +;;w;; To UwU shun x3 the heaven :3 that weads ;;w;; men to ÚwÚ this uWu heww. + + +^-^ 130 +OwO My >_< mistwess' eyes OwO awe >_< nyothing ^.^ wike x3 the sun, +UwU Cowaw >_> is uWu faw ^.^ mowe ;;w;; wed, than her lips ;;w;; wed, +;;w;; If >w< snyow be >_< white, >w< why xDD then her breasts OwO awe ^.^ dun: +;;w;; If >_< haiws be ÚwÚ wiwes, black wires gwow on her head: +UwU I uWu have :3 seen >_< woses ÚwÚ damasked, red ÚwÚ and >_< white, +OwO But nyo xDD such >_< woses >_> see UwU I uWu in her cheeks, +xDD And uWu in x3 some uWu pewfumes >_> is there ^.^ mowe OwO dewight, +Than uWu in x3 the UwU bweath :3 that from x3 my mistwess weeks. +UwU I wuv to hear her :3 speak, yet weww UwU I knyow, +:33 That uWu music hath :3 a uWu faw ^.^ mowe pweasing :3 sound: +UwU I gwant UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 a ÚwÚ goddess x3 go, +OwO My mistwess when ^.^ she >w< wawks :33 tweads on x3 the :33 gwound. +xDD And yet ^.^ by heaven UwU I think x3 my wuv >_< as wawe, +;;w;; As xDD any ^.^ she belied with UwU fawse compare. + + +:33 131 +^.^ Thou awt >_< as >_> tywannyous, UwU so >_< as xDD thou awt, +;;w;; As UwU those x3 whose beauties x3 pwoudwy >_< make them :3 cwuew; +For weww xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st to x3 my uWu deaw >_< doting >_< heawt +^.^ Thou awt x3 the >_> faiwest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< pwecious jewel. +ÚwÚ Yet uWu in ÚwÚ good :33 faith x3 some >_> say :3 that uWu thee behowd, +x3 Thy OwO face hath nyot x3 the powew to >_< make wuv ^.^ gwoan; +;;w;; To >_> say ;;w;; they >w< eww, UwU I dawe nyot be UwU so >w< bowd, +Awthough UwU I >_< sweaw >w< it to x3 my self >_< awonye. +xDD And to be >_< suwe :3 that >_> is nyot UwU fawse UwU I x3 sweaw, +^-^ A thousand groans >_> but uWu thinking on >w< thy >w< face, +x3 Onye on another's x3 nyeck UwU do >_> witnyess UwU beaw +x3 Thy black >_> is >_> faiwest uWu in x3 my >_> judgment's ;;w;; pwace. +^w^ In >_< nyothing awt xDD thou black :3 save uWu in >w< thy uWu deeds, +xDD And thence ÚwÚ this ^-^ swandew >_< as UwU I think proceeds. + + +UwU 132 +OwO Thinye eyes UwU I xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_< as :3 pitying uWu me, +Knyowing >w< thy >_< heawt x3 towment ;;w;; me with OwO disdain, +:3 Have put on black, ÚwÚ and >w< woving mouwnyews be, +^w^ Wooking with OwO pwetty ^w^ wuth ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO pain. +xDD And :33 twuwy nyot x3 the mownying sun of heaven +uWu Bettew x3 becomes x3 the ^w^ gwey >_> cheeks of x3 the OwO east, +x3 Nyow :3 that full :33 staw :3 that ;;w;; ushews uWu in x3 the even +^-^ Doth half :3 that :3 gwowy to x3 the sober xDD west +;;w;; As UwU those >w< two >w< mouwnying eyes :33 become >w< thy face: +x3 O wet >w< it xDD then >_< as weww >_> beseem >w< thy >_< heawt +;;w;; To mouwn fow ;;w;; me xDD since >w< mouwnying xDD doth uWu thee gwace, +xDD And >_> suit >w< thy pity ^.^ wike uWu in every part. +UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I >_< sweaw beauty herself >_> is black, +xDD And aww ;;w;; they fouw :3 that >w< thy >_< compwexion ^w^ wack. + + +133 +Beshrew :3 that >_< heawt :3 that x3 makes x3 my >_< heawt to gwoan +For :3 that >_> deep ;;w;; wound >w< it ;;w;; gives x3 my :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and OwO me; +^-^ Is't nyot enough to towtuwe ;;w;; me ^-^ awonye, +OwO But ;;w;; swave to :3 swavewy x3 my ;;w;; sweet'st :33 fwiend ^w^ must :3 be? +x3 Me from x3 my self >w< thy UwU cwuew ^w^ eye hath >_< taken, +xDD And x3 my :3 nyext self xDD thou harder x3 hast ^w^ engwossed, +Of :3 him, x3 my ;;w;; sewf, ÚwÚ and uWu thee UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ fowsaken, +^-^ A x3 towment thrice xDD thwee-fowd OwO thus to be ^.^ cwossed: +Prison x3 my >_< heawt uWu in >w< thy steew :3 bosom's :33 wawd, +OwO But xDD then x3 my ^-^ fwiend's >_< heawt wet x3 my poor >_< heawt >_< baiw, +Whoe'er keeps uWu me, wet x3 my >_< heawt be :33 his guawd, +^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot xDD then use uWu wigouw uWu in x3 my gaow. +xDD And yet xDD thou wiwt, fow UwU I ^.^ being x3 pent uWu in ÚwÚ thee, +:33 Pewfowce ^w^ am ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and aww :3 that >_> is uWu in x3 me. + + +x3 134 +^w^ So nyow UwU I uWu have confessed :3 that ^.^ he >_> is xDD thinye, +xDD And UwU I x3 my self ^w^ am >_> mowtgaged to >w< thy :33 wiww, +OwO My self I'll ;;w;; fowfeit, UwU so :3 that othew >_> minye, +^.^ Thou wiwt restore to be x3 my uWu comfowt stiww: +OwO But xDD thou wiwt >_> nyot, nor ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot be >w< fwee, +For xDD thou awt :33 cuvtous, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; kind, +>w< He :33 weawnyed >_> but suwety-wike to >w< wwite fow uWu me, +;;w;; Undew :3 that :3 bond :3 that ^.^ him >_< as >_< fist xDD doth OwO bind. +uWu The statute of >w< thy beauty xDD thou wiwt take, +^.^ Thou ;;w;; usuwew :3 that ^w^ put'st fowth aww to ^.^ use, +xDD And sue :3 a fwiend, ^-^ came ÚwÚ debtow fow x3 my ^w^ sake, +^w^ So ^.^ him UwU I wose ^w^ thwough x3 my :3 unkind ^-^ abuse. +xDD Him uWu have UwU I :3 wost, xDD thou x3 hast both ^.^ him ÚwÚ and uWu me, +>w< He >w< pays x3 the ^-^ whowe, ÚwÚ and yet ^w^ am UwU I nyot >w< fwee. + + +OwO 135 +ÚwÚ Whoevew hath her wish, xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy :33 wiww, +xDD And UwU 'Wiww' to UwU boot, ÚwÚ and UwU 'Wiww' uWu in ^w^ uvw-pwus, +uWu Mowe than enough ^w^ am UwU I :3 that ^-^ vex uWu thee still, +;;w;; To >w< thy x3 sweet xDD wiww x3 making >w< addition OwO thus. +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou x3 whose xDD wiww >_> is large ÚwÚ and >_< spacious, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_> once x3 vouchsafe to hide x3 my xDD wiww uWu in >_< thinye? +Shall xDD wiww uWu in ;;w;; othews xDD seem >w< wight ^w^ gwacious, +xDD And uWu in x3 my xDD wiww nyo >w< faiw >w< acceptance shine? +uWu The sea aww >_< watew, yet weceives xDD wain still, +xDD And uWu in abundance :33 addeth to :33 his store, +^w^ So xDD thou ^.^ being rich uWu in xDD wiww >_< add to >w< thy xDD wiww +x3 Onye xDD wiww of >_< minye to >_< make >w< thy large xDD wiww more. +Let nyo >_> unkind, nyo >w< faiw >_> beseechews ^.^ kiww, +^w^ Think aww >_> but one, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me uWu in :3 that one >w< 'Wiww.' + + +x3 136 +;;w;; If >w< thy :3 souw ^.^ check uWu thee :3 that UwU I come UwU so near, +Swear to >w< thy ^w^ bwind :3 souw :3 that UwU I UwU was >w< thy >_< 'Wiww', +xDD And xDD wiww >w< thy :3 souw xDD knyows >_> is admitted thewe, +^-^ Thus uWu faw fow xDD wuv, x3 my :3 wuv-suit x3 sweet xDD fuwfiw. +>_< 'Wiww', xDD wiww fuwfiw x3 the treasure of >w< thy xDD wuv, +Ay, ^w^ fiww >w< it full with wiwws, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD wiww one, +^w^ In ^.^ things of great :33 weceipt with case ^.^ we prove, +>_> Among :3 a ^w^ nyumbew one >_> is >_> weckonyed none. +UwU Then uWu in x3 the ^w^ nyumbew wet ;;w;; me pass >_< untowd, +;;w;; Though uWu in >w< thy x3 stowe's :33 account UwU I one ^w^ must be, +For >_< nyothing howd uWu me, UwU so >w< it uWu pwease uWu thee OwO howd, +:33 That >_< nyothing uWu me, :3 a ^-^ something x3 sweet to thee. +^-^ Make >_> but x3 my xDD nyame >w< thy xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and wuv :3 that still, +xDD And xDD then xDD thou >_> wov'st ;;w;; me fow x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ Wiww. + + +xDD 137 +^.^ Thou ^w^ bwind >w< foow Wuv, >_> what dost xDD thou to >_< minye ^w^ eyes, +:33 That ;;w;; they behowd ÚwÚ and >_> see nyot >_> what ;;w;; they see? +^-^ They ^.^ knyow >_> what beauty ;;w;; is, >_> see :3 whewe >w< it lies, +ÚwÚ Yet >_> what x3 the best ;;w;; is, OwO take x3 the worst to >w< be. +;;w;; If eyes corrupt ^.^ by uvw-pawtiaw looks, +^w^ Be uWu anchowed uWu in x3 the ^w^ bay :3 whewe aww ;;w;; men ride, +Why of eyes' UwU fawsehood x3 hast xDD thou forged x3 hooks, +:33 Wheweto x3 the ^w^ judgment of x3 my >_< heawt >_> is >w< tied? +Why >_> shouwd x3 my >_< heawt think :3 that :3 a sevewaw >_> pwot, +>_< Which x3 my >_< heawt xDD knyows x3 the uWu wide OwO wowwd's ^w^ common :3 pwace? +:33 Ow >_< minye eyes ^-^ seeing uWu this, >_> say ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot +;;w;; To put >w< faiw uWu twuth ;;w;; upon UwU so fouw :3 a ^.^ face? +^w^ In ^.^ things >w< wight true x3 my >_< heawt ÚwÚ and eyes uWu have erred, +xDD And to ÚwÚ this UwU fawse pwague OwO awe ;;w;; they nyow twansfewwed. + + +^w^ 138 +x3 When x3 my wuv ÚwÚ sweaws :3 that ^.^ she >_> is UwU made of truth, +UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve her ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she lies, +:33 That ^.^ she ^w^ might think ;;w;; me x3 some untutowed youth, +Unweawnyed uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's UwU fawse subtleties. +^-^ Thus vainwy uWu thinking :3 that ^.^ she ^w^ thinks ;;w;; me >_> young, +Awthough ^.^ she xDD knyows x3 my OwO days OwO awe x3 past x3 the ^w^ best, +>w< Simpwy UwU I cwedit her uWu fawse-speaking ;;w;; tongue, +On both >w< sides OwO thus >_> is :33 simpwe uWu twuth :3 suppwessed: +OwO But ^-^ whewefowe ;;w;; says ^.^ she nyot ^.^ she >_> is :33 unjust? +xDD And ^-^ whewefowe >_> say nyot UwU I :3 that UwU I ^w^ am xDD owd? +x3 O love's best OwO habit >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ seeming ^w^ twust, +xDD And age uWu in xDD wuv, loves nyot to uWu have years uWu towd. +Therefore UwU I >_< wie with hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she with uWu me, +xDD And uWu in UwU ouw :33 fauwts ^.^ by wies ^.^ we fwattewed >w< be. + + +OwO 139 +x3 O caww nyot ;;w;; me to justify x3 the wwong, +:33 That >w< thy unkindnyess ways ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu heawt, +Wound ;;w;; me nyot with ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye >_> but with >w< thy ;;w;; tongue, +^w^ Use powew with x3 powew, ÚwÚ and slay ;;w;; me nyot ^.^ by awt, +Teww ;;w;; me xDD thou >_> wov'st ^.^ ewsewhewe; >_> but uWu in x3 my UwU sight, +>_< Deaw >_< heawt ÚwÚ fowbeaw to glance ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ aside, +>_> What uWu nyeed'st xDD thou ;;w;; wound with x3 cunnying when >w< thy ^w^ might +Is ^.^ mowe than x3 my xDD o'ewpwessed x3 defence ^.^ can ^-^ bide? +Let ;;w;; me UwU excuse ÚwÚ thee, ah x3 my wuv weww ;;w;; knyows, +:3 Hew OwO pwetty :33 wooks uWu have :33 been >_< minye UwU enyemies, +xDD And >_< thewefowe from x3 my OwO face ^.^ she tuwns x3 my ;;w;; foes, +:33 That ;;w;; they >_> ewsewhewe ^w^ might ^.^ dawt uWu theiw injuries: +ÚwÚ Yet UwU do nyot >_> so, >_> but xDD since UwU I ^w^ am nyeaw x3 swain, +ÚwÚ Kiww ;;w;; me outwight with looks, ÚwÚ and x3 wid x3 my OwO pain. + + +xDD 140 +^w^ Be uWu wise >_< as xDD thou awt ^-^ cwuew, UwU do nyot x3 pwess +OwO My tongue-tied uWu patience with ^w^ too much >w< disdain: +Lest sorrow xDD wend ;;w;; me wowds ÚwÚ and wowds expwess, +uWu The ^w^ mannyew of x3 my ÚwÚ pity-wanting OwO pain. +;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ might >_< teach uWu thee wit xDD bettew >w< it uWu wewe, +;;w;; Though nyot to xDD wuv, yet wuv to tell ;;w;; me >_> so, +;;w;; As testy >w< sick ;;w;; men when uWu theiw >w< deaths be near, +No nyews >_> but ^.^ heawth from uWu theiw x3 physicians :33 knyow. +For >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd despair UwU I >_> shouwd gwow mad, +xDD And uWu in x3 my ^-^ madnyess ^w^ might speak :33 iww of ÚwÚ thee, +Now ÚwÚ this ill-wresting wowwd >_> is grown UwU so ÚwÚ bad, +Mad swandewews ^.^ by ^-^ mad OwO eaws :33 bewieved >w< be. +:33 That UwU I OwO may nyot be >_> so, nor xDD thou >w< bewied, +ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ thinye eyes stwaight, ^w^ though >w< thy OwO pwoud >_< heawt OwO go ÚwÚ wide. + + +141 +^w^ In :33 faith UwU I UwU do nyot wuv uWu thee with >_< minye ^w^ eyes, +For ;;w;; they uWu in uWu thee :3 a thousand ^-^ ewwows :3 nyote, +OwO But UwU 'tis x3 my >_< heawt :3 that loves >_> what ;;w;; they ^w^ despise, +Who uWu in ;;w;; despite of x3 view >_> is ^w^ pweased to ;;w;; dote. +x3 Nyow OwO awe >_< minye xDD caws with >w< thy >_< tongue's tune :3 dewighted, +x3 Nyow xDD tendew :33 feewing to UwU base >_> touches pwonye, +x3 Nyow x3 taste, nor :3 smeww, ^.^ desiwe to be >w< invited +;;w;; To xDD any sensual >_> feast with uWu thee ÚwÚ awonye: +OwO But x3 my five UwU wits, nor x3 my five :33 senses ^.^ can +ÚwÚ Dissuade one >_< foowish >_< heawt from serving ÚwÚ thee, +Who >w< weaves >_> unswayed x3 the xDD wikenyess of :3 a ^w^ man, +x3 Thy OwO pwoud heart's ;;w;; swave ÚwÚ and ^.^ vassaw uWu wwetch to x3 be: +Onwy x3 my pwague OwO thus uWu faw UwU I ;;w;; count x3 my :33 gain, +:33 That ^.^ she :3 that x3 makes ;;w;; me ^w^ sin, UwU awawds ;;w;; me OwO pain. + + +UwU 142 +Wuv >_> is x3 my ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu deaw viwtue hate, +Hate of x3 my ^w^ sin, >_< gwounded on x3 sinfuw >w< woving, +x3 O >_> but with >_> minye, compare xDD thou ^.^ thinye UwU own state, +xDD And xDD thou shalt find >w< it xDD mewits nyot reproving, +:33 Ow >_> if >w< it UwU do, nyot from UwU those lips of xDD thinye, +:33 That uWu have profaned uWu theiw x3 scawwet ornaments, +xDD And uWu seawed UwU fawse xDD bonds of wuv >_< as ;;w;; oft >_< as >_> minye, +UwU Wobbed OwO othews' beds' revenues of uWu theiw >_> wents. +^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ wawfuw UwU I wuv uWu thee >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st ^w^ those, +;;w;; Whom ^.^ thinye eyes ^.^ woo >_< as >_< minye :33 impowtunye ÚwÚ thee, +ÚwÚ Woot pity uWu in >w< thy >_< heawt :3 that when >w< it >_> gwows, +x3 Thy pity OwO may OwO desewve to uWu pitied >w< be. +;;w;; If xDD thou dost >_> seek to uWu have >_> what xDD thou dost hide, +^-^ By sewf-exampwe uWu mayst xDD thou be uWu denyied. + + +UwU 143 +>_> Wo >_< as :3 a careful uWu huswife wuns to UwU catch, +x3 Onye of her feathewed ^-^ cweatuwes broke away, +^.^ Sets down her >w< babe ÚwÚ and x3 makes aww UwU swift dispatch +^w^ In pursuit of x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu stay: +Whilst her neglected chiwd ÚwÚ howds her uWu in uWu chase, +>w< Cwies to catch her x3 whose >w< busy :3 cawe >_> is xDD bent, +;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow :3 that which fwies >w< befowe her face: +ÚwÚ Nyot pwizing her poor infant's discontent; +^w^ So >w< wun'st xDD thou ÚwÚ aftew :3 that which fwies from ÚwÚ thee, +Whilst UwU I >w< thy >w< babe OwO chase uWu thee afaw behind, +OwO But >_> if xDD thou catch >w< thy UwU hope turn back to ;;w;; me: +xDD And :33 pway x3 the ;;w;; mothew's >_> pawt, :3 kiss uWu me, be kind. +^w^ So xDD wiww UwU I pray :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst uWu have >w< thy ^.^ Wiww, +;;w;; If xDD thou turn back ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ woud :3 cwying xDD stiww. + + +>_> 144 +Two loves UwU I uWu have of uWu comfowt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ despaiw, +>_< Which ^.^ wike >w< two ;;w;; spiwits UwU do ^.^ suggest ;;w;; me still, +uWu The xDD bettew ÚwÚ angew >_> is :3 a x3 man >w< wight fair: +uWu The >_> wowsew ^w^ spiwit :3 a OwO woman :3 cowouwed ill. +;;w;; To x3 win ;;w;; me >w< soon to heww x3 my >_< femawe x3 eviw, +>_> Tempteth x3 my xDD bettew ÚwÚ angew from x3 my side, +xDD And ^.^ wouwd corrupt x3 my ^.^ saint to be :3 a xDD deviw: +>_< Wooing :33 his xDD puwity with her fouw pwide. +xDD And >w< whethew :3 that x3 my ÚwÚ angew be turned ^.^ fiend, +ÚwÚ Suspect UwU I may, yet nyot xDD diwectwy uWu teww, +OwO But ^.^ being both from ;;w;; me both to >_< each fwiend, +UwU I guess one ÚwÚ angew uWu in another's uWu heww. +ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ nye'ew ^.^ knyow >_> but ^w^ wive uWu in doubt, +Tiww x3 my :33 bad ÚwÚ angew fire x3 my ÚwÚ good one OwO out. + + +:3 145 +>w< Those lips :3 that >w< Wuv's UwU own uWu hand uWu did ;;w;; make, +Breathed fowth x3 the >_> sound :3 that uWu said ÚwÚ 'I UwU hate', +;;w;; To ;;w;; me :3 that :3 wanguished fow her >_< sake: +OwO But when ^.^ she saw x3 my ^.^ woefuw state, +UwU Stwaight uWu in her >_< heawt uWu did xDD mewcy come, +OwO Chiding :3 that >_> tongue :3 that OwO evew sweet, +Was used uWu in ^.^ giving ^-^ gentwe >w< doom: +xDD And ÚwÚ taught >w< it OwO thus xDD anyew to gweet: +ÚwÚ 'I OwO hate' ^.^ she altered with >w< an ^w^ end, +:33 That fowwowed >w< it >_< as ^-^ gentwe ^-^ day, +^-^ Doth ;;w;; fowwow >w< nyight who ^.^ wike :3 a >_< fiend +Fwom heaven to heww >_> is fwown xDD away. +ÚwÚ 'I UwU hate', from ^-^ hate OwO away ^.^ she :33 thwew, +xDD And ÚwÚ saved x3 my >w< wife :3 saying 'nyot >_< you'. >_> 146 -OwO Poow ^w^ souw OwO the ^-^ centwe >_> of my sinful :3 eawth, -UwU My sinful :3 eawth ^.^ these rebel >w< powews awway, -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou pinye within ÚwÚ and suffer uWu deawth -Painting >w< thy >_> outwawd >_< wawws OwO so costly ÚwÚ gay? -UwU Why OwO so uWu wawge uWu cost having OwO so ^-^ showt :3 a >_< wease, -Dost :3 thou x3 upon >w< thy fading UwU mansion UwU spend? -:33 Shaww worms ^.^ inhewitows >_> of :3 this ^-^ excess -x3 Eat OwO up >w< thy :33 chawge? :3 is :3 this >w< thy body's :33 end? -;;w;; Then ^w^ souw live :3 thou x3 upon >w< thy servant's loss, -And let UwU that pinye ^-^ to aggravate >w< thy store; ->_> Buy >_> tewms >_< divinye in >w< sewwing ^w^ houws >_> of dross; -xDD Within >w< be fed, ^-^ without >w< be rich nyo :3 mowe, -^w^ So uWu shaww :3 thou :33 feed uWu on >_< death, UwU that feeds uWu on ^-^ men, -And death UwU once OwO dead, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ dying xDD then. - - -^-^ 147 -UwU My love :3 is as :3 a fever wonging stiww, ->_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which ÚwÚ wongew xDD nyuwseth OwO the disease, -Feeding uWu on UwU that ;;w;; which doth OwO pwesewve OwO the iww, -^-^ Th' uncewtain sickly :3 appetite ^-^ to pwease: -UwU My reason OwO the physician ^-^ to my love, -^-^ Angwy UwU that his prescriptions awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ kept -;;w;; Hath weft uWu me, ÚwÚ and I desperate :3 nyow UwU appwuv, -:3 Desiwe :3 is >_< death, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ physic >_> did ^w^ except. ->_< Past cure I OwO am, :3 nyow reason :3 is ÚwÚ past cawe, -And frantic-mad with xDD evewmowe >_< unwest, -UwU My >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and my :3 discouwse as mad xDD men's awe, -^.^ At random ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< twuth OwO vainwy UwU expwessed. ->_< Fow I ^.^ have sworn ÚwÚ thee :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought ÚwÚ thee :33 bwight, -OwO Who art as bwack as >_< heww, as dark as ^-^ nyight. - - -^w^ 148 -:3 O UwU me! what eyes ;;w;; hath love >w< put in my uWu head, -^w^ Which ^.^ have nyo cowwespondence with OwO twue ^-^ sight, -Ow ^-^ if uWu they x3 have, xDD whewe :3 is my ÚwÚ judgment >w< fwed, -:33 That ÚwÚ censuwes falsely what uWu they UwU see UwU awight? ->w< If UwU that >w< be fair xDD wheweon my false eyes dote, -What :3 means OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot so? ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; nyot, then love doth ;;w;; weww denyote, -Love's eye :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO twue as >w< aww men's: no, -OwO How can it? :3 O how can ^-^ wuv's eye >w< be true, -:33 That :3 is OwO so >_> vexed with watching ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ teaws? -:3 Nyo x3 mawvew then >w< though I >_> mistake my OwO view, -The >_< sun ^.^ it uWu sewf >_> sees ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww >w< heaven clears. -:3 O ÚwÚ cunnying love, with ;;w;; teaws :3 thou :33 keep'st me :3 bwind, -Lest eyes weww-seeing >w< thy ;;w;; fouw faults shouwd >_< find. - - -ÚwÚ 149 -OwO Canst :3 thou :3 O cruel, uWu say I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, -When I x3 against my uWu sewf with ÚwÚ thee pawtake? -Do I ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ thee when I ;;w;; fowgot -OwO Am >_> of my ;;w;; sewf, ;;w;; aww-tywant, uWu fow >w< thy >_< sake? -OwO Who hateth ÚwÚ thee UwU that I ^-^ do caww my OwO fwiend, -uWu On xDD whom frown'st :3 thou UwU that I ^-^ do ^w^ fawn OwO upon, -Nyay ^-^ if :3 thou uWu wouw'st uWu on me ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot uWu spend -^w^ Wevenge x3 upon my uWu sewf with ÚwÚ pwesent moan? -What merit ^-^ do I in my uWu sewf :33 wespect, -:33 That :3 is OwO so >_> pwoud >w< thy service ^-^ to xDD despise, -When >w< aww my :33 best doth wowship >w< thy >w< defect, -;;w;; Commanded uWu by OwO the motion >_> of UwU thinye :3 eyes? -But love UwU hate uWu on uWu fow :3 nyow I xDD knyow >w< thy UwU mind, -Those UwU that can UwU see :3 thou :33 wov'st, ÚwÚ and I x3 am blind. - - -^.^ 150 -:3 O ^-^ fwom what power x3 hast :3 thou :3 this >w< powewfuw OwO might, -x3 With >_> insufficiency my OwO heawt ^-^ to sway, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me ^w^ give OwO the lie ^-^ to my OwO twue ^-^ sight, -And uWu sweaw UwU that bwightnyess doth ^.^ nyot OwO gwace OwO the day? ->_> Whence x3 hast :3 thou :3 this becoming >_> of >w< things iww, -:33 That in OwO the vewy ^w^ wefuse >_> of >w< thy >_< deeds, -Thewe :3 is such OwO stwength ÚwÚ and wawwantise >_> of skill, -:33 That in my :33 mind >w< thy wowst >w< aww :33 best >w< exceeds? -OwO Who ^w^ taught ÚwÚ thee how ^-^ to ^-^ make me love ÚwÚ thee :3 mowe, -The ^-^ mowe I hear ÚwÚ and UwU see ^.^ just cause >_> of ^.^ hate? -:3 O >w< though I love what ÚwÚ othews ^-^ do ^.^ abhow, -x3 With ÚwÚ othews :3 thou shouldst ^.^ nyot ^w^ abhow my state. ->w< If >w< thy :3 unwowthinyess raised love in uWu me, -Mowe >w< wowthy I ^-^ to >w< be bewuvd >_> of thee. - - -^.^ 151 -^-^ Wuv :3 is xDD too x3 young ^-^ to xDD knyow what ;;w;; conscience ;;w;; is, ->_> Yet ^-^ who knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; conscience :3 is :3 bown >_> of love? -;;w;; Then gentwe >_< cheatew :3 uwge ^.^ nyot my amiss, -Lest OwO guiwty >_> of my faults >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu sewf >_< pwuv. ->_< Fow :3 thou betraying uWu me, I ^-^ do :33 betway -UwU My nobler part ^-^ to my :3 gwoss body's tweason, -UwU My ^w^ souw doth tell my ÚwÚ body UwU that ^.^ he >w< may, -:33 Twiumph in love, ^.^ fwesh ^w^ stays nyo farther reason, -But x3 wising at >w< thy name doth point >_< out ^.^ thee, -UwU As his triumphant prize, >_> pwoud >_> of :3 this :33 pwide, -ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO contented >w< thy UwU poow dwudge ^-^ to ^.^ be, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand in >w< thy affaiws, ^-^ faww uWu by >w< thy xDD side. -:3 Nyo UwU want >_> of ;;w;; conscience howd ^.^ it UwU that I ^-^ caww, -Her love, uWu fow uWu whose dear love I xDD wise ÚwÚ and OwO faww. - - -:3 152 -UwU In :33 woving ÚwÚ thee :3 thou uWu knyow'st I x3 am xDD fowswown, -But :3 thou art ^w^ twice >_> fowswown ^-^ to me love swearing, -UwU In ^.^ act >w< thy ÚwÚ bed-vow x3 bwoke ÚwÚ and OwO nyew :3 faith ;;w;; town, -UwU In ^.^ vowing OwO nyew UwU hate aftew OwO nyew love >_< beawing: -But x3 why >_> of two ÚwÚ oaths' :33 bweach ^-^ do I :3 accuse ^.^ thee, -When I >_< bweak twenty? I x3 am xDD pewjuwed ÚwÚ most, ->_< Fow >w< aww my >_< vows awe oaths uWu but ^-^ to misuse ÚwÚ thee: -And >w< aww my >w< honyest :3 faith in ÚwÚ thee :3 is xDD wost. ->_< Fow I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ deep oaths >_> of >w< thy ^-^ deep kindness: -Oaths >_> of >w< thy love, >w< thy truth, >w< thy ^.^ constancy, -And ^-^ to enwighten ÚwÚ thee >_> gave eyes ^-^ to >_> bwindnyess, -Ow :3 made them uWu sweaw x3 against OwO the xDD thing uWu they :3 see. ->_< Fow I ^.^ have sworn ÚwÚ thee x3 faiw: ^-^ mowe xDD pewjuwed OwO I, -ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw x3 against OwO the >w< twuth OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a UwU be. - - -153 -;;w;; Cupid >_> waid uWu by his :3 bwand ÚwÚ and feww asweep, -OwO A maid >_> of ^w^ Dian's :3 this ^w^ advantage OwO found, -And his love-kindling x3 fiwe >_> did >_> quickwy ÚwÚ steep -UwU In :3 a x3 cowd valley-fountain >_> of UwU that ground: -^w^ Which OwO bowwowed ^-^ fwom :3 this holy x3 fiwe >_> of UwU Wuv, -OwO A x3 datewess lively heat still ^-^ to endure, -And ^-^ gwew :3 a >_> seeting x3 bath ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet x3 men :3 pwuv, -uWu Against ÚwÚ stwange UwU mawadies :3 a x3 suvweign cuwe: -But at my x3 mistwess' eye Love's :3 bwand nyew-fiwed, -The :3 boy uWu fow UwU twiaw ^.^ nyeeds would ^.^ touch my ^w^ bweast, -I uWu sick withaw OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of x3 bath desired, -And thithew UwU hied :3 a >_> sad >w< distempewed >w< guest. -But ;;w;; found nyo cure, OwO the x3 bath uWu fow my ^w^ hewp :3 wies, -:3 Whewe ;;w;; Cupid ^w^ got OwO nyew uWu fiwe; my x3 mistwess' OwO eyes. - - -x3 154 -The wittwe >_> Wuv-god lying UwU once asweep, -Waid uWu by his >_> side his UwU heawt-infwaming >_> bwand, ->w< Whiwst many >w< nymphs UwU that ÚwÚ vowed >_< chaste life ^-^ to ^-^ keep, -Came >w< twipping >_> by, uWu but in xDD hew OwO maiden ;;w;; hand, -The ÚwÚ faiwest :33 votawy took OwO up UwU that fire, -^w^ Which many legions >_> of OwO twue hearts xDD had uWu wawmed, -And OwO so OwO the ^w^ genyewaw >_> of ^.^ hot desiwe, ->_> Was sweeping uWu by :3 a ;;w;; viwgin hand x3 disawmed. -:3 This :3 bwand ^.^ she >_< quenched in :3 a cool ;;w;; weww >_> by, -^w^ Which ^-^ fwom Love's x3 fiwe took heat :3 pewpetuaw, -:33 Gwowing :3 a x3 bath ÚwÚ and heawthfuw wemedy, ->_< Fow x3 men :33 discased, uWu but I my x3 mistwess' thrall, -Came there uWu fow cure ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu by UwU that I :3 pwuv, -Love's x3 fiwe heats ^w^ watew, >w< watew ÚwÚ coows ^.^ nyot wuv. - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -^.^ 1603 - -^-^ AWWS :33 WEWW >_> THAT ENDS :33 WEWW - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -KING >_< OF FRANCE -OwO THE DUKE >_< OF x3 FWOWENCE -BEWTWAM, UwU Count >_> of Wousiwwon -WAFEU, OwO an ^.^ owd lord -:33 PAWOWWES, :3 a fowwowew >_> of UwU Bewtwam -OwO TWO FRENCH LORDS, ;;w;; sewving with UwU Bewtwam - -STEWARD, Sewvant ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Countess >_> of Wousiwwon -x3 WAVACHE, :3 a :3 cwown ÚwÚ and Sewvant ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Countess >_> of Wousiwwon -OwO A ^-^ PAGE, Sewvant ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Countess >_> of Wousiwwon - ->_< COUNTESS >_< OF uWu WOUSIWWON, mothew ^-^ to UwU Bewtwam -HELENA, :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman protected uWu by OwO the ^w^ Countess -OwO A ^-^ WIDOW >_< OF ^w^ FWOWENCE. -DIANyA, daughter ^-^ to OwO the OwO Widow - - -^.^ VIOWENTA, UwU nyeighbouw ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to OwO the OwO Widow -MARIANA, UwU nyeighbouw ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to OwO the OwO Widow - ->w< Wowds, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ etc., xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and OwO Fwowentinye - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -SCENyE: -Rousillon; >_> Pawis; Fwowence; >_< Mawseiwwes - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. -Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew BEWTWAM, OwO the >_< COUNTESS >_< OF uWu WOUSIWWON, HELENA, ÚwÚ and WAFEU, >w< aww in bwack - ->w< COUNTESS. UwU In delivering my :3 son ^-^ fwom uWu me, I :33 buwy :3 a uWu second >_> husband. -BERTRAM. And I in going, UwU madam, weep o'ew my >_< fathew's death ^-^ anyew; -uWu but I >w< must ^.^ attend his :33 Majesty's ^.^ command, ^-^ to xDD whom I x3 am :3 nyow in -UwU wawd, xDD evewmowe in OwO subjection. -OwO WAFEU. You uWu shaww find >_> of OwO the UwU King :3 a xDD husband, ^.^ madam; you, ;;w;; siw, :3 a -father. ÚwÚ He UwU that OwO so generally :3 is at >w< aww xDD times good >w< must >_> of -necessity howd his :3 viwtue ^-^ to you, uWu whose worthiness would :33 stiw ^.^ it -OwO up xDD whewe ^.^ it ^w^ wanted, wathew than wack ^.^ it xDD whewe there :3 is such -OwO abundance. ->w< COUNTESS. What >w< hope :3 is there >_> of his :33 Majesty's amendment? -OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO abandon'd his >w< physicians, ^.^ madam; uWu undew uWu whose -pwactices ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< pewsecuted UwU time with hope, ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds nyo uWu othew -^w^ advantage in OwO the ^-^ pwocess uWu but only OwO the >w< wosing >_> of >w< hope uWu by xDD time. ->w< COUNTESS. :3 This x3 young ;;w;; gentwewoman xDD had :3 a >_> fathew- :33 O, UwU that 'had,' how ->_> sad :3 a ÚwÚ passage >_> 'tis!-whose >_> skiww ÚwÚ was ^w^ awmost as gweat as his -:3 honyesty; xDD had ^.^ it stwetch'd OwO so :33 faw, would ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ nyatuwe -ÚwÚ immowtaw, ÚwÚ and death shouwd ^.^ have xDD pway uWu fow wack >_> of OwO wowk. Would, uWu fow -OwO the King's UwU sake, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^w^ wiving! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it would >w< be OwO the death >_> of -OwO the King's >w< disease. -OwO WAFEU. OwO How xDD caww'd you OwO the man you speak :33 of, OwO madam? ->w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^-^ famous, ;;w;; siw, in his profession, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his -gweat ^.^ wight ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; so- Gewawd ^.^ de uWu Nyawbon. -OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was excellent :3 indeed, ^.^ madam; OwO the UwU King vewy lately xDD spoke ->_> of him >w< admiwingwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ mouwnyingwy; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< skiwfuw enough ^-^ to ^.^ have -uWu wiv'd stiww, ^-^ if knowledge :33 couwd >w< be xDD set OwO up x3 against mortality. -BERTRAM. What :3 is it, my good lord, OwO the UwU King :3 wanguishes x3 of? -OwO WAFEU. OwO A ;;w;; fistuwa, my :33 wowd. -BERTRAM. I heard ^.^ nyot >_> of ^.^ it >_> befowe. -OwO WAFEU. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 nyotowious. >_> Was :3 this ;;w;; gentwewoman OwO the -daughter >_> of Gewawd ^.^ de x3 Nyawbon? ->w< COUNTESS. His >_> sowe OwO chiwd, my lord, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bequeathed ^-^ to my -overlooking. I ^.^ have x3 those OwO hopes >_> of xDD hew good UwU that xDD hew uWu education -promises; xDD hew dispositions ^.^ she inhewits, ;;w;; which makes fair x3 gifts -faiwew; uWu fow xDD whewe OwO an >_< uncwean :33 mind >_> cawwies ÚwÚ viwtuous qualities, -there :33 commendations >w< go with pity-they awe viwtues ÚwÚ and ^-^ twaitows -^w^ too. UwU In xDD hew uWu they awe OwO the better uWu fow theiw UwU simpwenyess; ^.^ she >_< dewives -xDD hew ;;w;; honyesty, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; achieves xDD hew goodnyess. -OwO WAFEU. Your ^-^ commendations, UwU madam, >_< get ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu teaws. ->w< COUNTESS. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the :33 best brine :3 a OwO maiden can season xDD hew UwU pwaise in. -The wemembwance >_> of xDD hew fathew never >_< appwoaches xDD hew OwO heawt uWu but OwO the -^w^ tywanny >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ takes >w< aww ^w^ wivewihood ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu cheek. :3 Nyo -^-^ mowe >_> of this, uWu Hewenya; >w< go ^.^ to, nyo :3 mowe, west ^.^ it >w< be wathew ^w^ thought -you :3 affect :3 a UwU sowwow than ^-^ to :33 have- -HEWENyA. I ^-^ do :3 affect :3 a UwU sowwow :3 indeed, uWu but I ^.^ have ^.^ it ^w^ too. -OwO WAFEU. Modewate xDD wamentation :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of OwO the uWu dead: xDD excessive ->w< gwief OwO the enemy ^-^ to OwO the living. ->w< COUNTESS. >w< If OwO the :3 wiving >w< be enemy ^-^ to OwO the gwief, OwO the ^-^ excess makes ^.^ it ->_> soon mortal. -BERTRAM. ^w^ Madam, I desiwe >_> youw holy x3 wishes. -OwO WAFEU. OwO How undewstand ^-^ we ÚwÚ that? ->w< COUNTESS. Be :3 thou bwest, >_> Bewtwam, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ succeed >w< thy fathew -UwU In xDD mannyews, as in x3 shape! x3 Thy UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue -Contend uWu fow ^.^ empiwe in ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy xDD goodnyess -Shawe with >w< thy ^.^ biwthwight! ^-^ Wuv aww, xDD twust :3 a few, -Do :33 wwong ^-^ to ^.^ nyonye; >w< be able uWu fow UwU thinye enemy ->_< Wathew in power than use, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep >w< thy fwiend -^.^ Undew >w< thy >_> own :3 wife's key; >w< be ^w^ check'd uWu fow :3 siwence, -But never >_> tax'd uWu fow xDD speech. What >w< heaven ^-^ mowe wiww, -:33 That ÚwÚ thee ^-^ may fuwnyish, ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; pwayews xDD pwuck down, -UwU Faww uWu on >w< thy head! >w< Faweweww. UwU My lord, -^.^ 'Tis OwO an ÚwÚ unseason'd couwtiew; good my lord, ->_< Advise >_> him. -OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He cannyot UwU want OwO the :33 best -:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ attend his wuv. ->w< COUNTESS. xDD Heaven bless :3 him! Faweweww, ;;w;; Bewtwam. Exit -BERTRAM. The :33 best :3 wishes UwU that can >w< be x3 fowg'd in >_> youw >_> thoughts >w< be -^-^ sewvants ^-^ to xDD you! uWu [To HELENA] Be comfortable ^-^ to my mothew, >_> youw -mistress, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< much >_> of :3 hew. -OwO WAFEU. Faweweww, pwetty lady; you >w< must howd OwO the ÚwÚ cwedit >_> of >_> youw -father. >_< Exeunt x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and LAFEU -HEWENyA. :33 O, ;;w;; wewe UwU that all! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot uWu on my uWu fathew; -And ^.^ these gweat ;;w;; teaws OwO gwace his wemembwance ^-^ mowe ->w< Than x3 those I shed uWu fow >_> him. What ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >_< wike? -I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot him; my ^.^ imaginyation -Cawwies nyo :3 favouw xDD in't uWu but >w< Bewtwam's. -I x3 am >w< undonye; there :3 is nyo living, x3 nyonye, ->w< If UwU Bewtwam >w< be >_> away. 'Twewe >w< aww ^-^ onye -:33 That I shouwd love :3 a UwU bwight pawticuwaw star -And ÚwÚ think ^-^ to wed it, ^.^ he :3 is OwO so :33 abuv >_> me. -UwU In his UwU bwight ^w^ wadiance ÚwÚ and >_> cowwatewaw ^.^ wight -Must I >w< be ;;w;; comfowted, ^.^ nyot in his ;;w;; sphewe. -^-^ Th' ambition in my love ;;w;; thus pwagues ^.^ itsewf: -The hind UwU that would >w< be OwO mated uWu by OwO the x3 wion -Must die uWu fow wuv. ÚwÚ 'Twas pretty, >w< though :3 a plague, -ÚwÚ To UwU see him every ÚwÚ houw; ^-^ to ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and dwaw -His x3 awched ^-^ bwows, his ^.^ hawking eye, his cuwws, -UwU In ^-^ ouw ^w^ heawt's x3 tabwe-heawt xDD too capable -x3 Of every xDD winye ÚwÚ and xDD twick >_> of his ^w^ sweet OwO favouw. -But :3 nyow :33 he's gone, ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; idowatwous fancy -Must ^.^ sanctify his wewics. OwO Who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES - -^-^ [Aside] >_< Onye UwU that :33 goes with >_> him. I love him uWu fow his OwO sake; -And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow him :3 a notorious UwU wiaw, -:33 Think him :3 a gweat uWu way fool, :33 sowewy :3 a cowawd; ->_> Yet ^.^ these xDD fix'd x3 eviws ^-^ sit OwO so x3 fit in him -:33 That uWu they UwU take place when >w< viwtue's OwO steewy bones -Looks >_< bweak >w< i' th' x3 cowd >_> wind; ^-^ withaw, :33 fuww ^w^ oft ^-^ we UwU see -Cold OwO wisdom ^w^ waiting uWu on OwO supewfwuous fowwy. ->w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Save you, fair queen! -HEWENyA. And you, monarch! ->w< PAWOWWES. >_< Nyo. -HEWENyA. And nyo. ->w< PAWOWWES. uWu Awe you UwU meditating uWu on viwginyity? -HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Ay. You ^.^ have >w< some :33 stain >_> of sowdiew in OwO you; let me ÚwÚ ask you :3 a -:33 question. >_< Man :3 is enemy ^-^ to uWu viwginyity; how ^-^ may ^-^ we barricado ^.^ it -x3 against OwO him? ->w< PAWOWWES. Keep him >_< out. -HEWENyA. But ^.^ he assaiws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw virginity, >w< though ÚwÚ vawiant in OwO the -uWu defence, ÚwÚ yet :3 is weak. Unfold ^-^ to OwO us >w< some ^.^ wawwike ^w^ wesistance. ->w< PAWOWWES. Thewe :3 is none. ÚwÚ Man, setting ;;w;; down before you, uWu wiww -undermine you ÚwÚ and blow you :33 up. -HEWENyA. ^w^ Bwess ^-^ ouw UwU poow ^w^ viwginyity ^-^ fwom ^-^ undewminyews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwowews-up! -^-^ Is there nyo miwitawy powicy how :33 viwgins UwU might blow OwO up ^.^ men? ->w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Viwginyity being xDD bwown down, man uWu wiww quickwiew >w< be xDD bwown -up; >w< mawwy, in xDD bwowing him ;;w;; down uWu again, with OwO the :33 bweach youwsewves -made, you wose >_> youw :33 city. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ powitic in OwO the commonweawth ->_> of ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to OwO pwesewve UwU viwginyity. Loss >_> of ^w^ viwginyity :3 is ;;w;; wationyaw -increase; ÚwÚ and there ÚwÚ was never ;;w;; viwgin ^w^ got ÚwÚ tiww ^w^ viwginyity ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst -xDD wost. :33 That you ;;w;; wewe :3 made >_> of :3 is >w< metaw ^-^ to ^-^ make virgins. ^w^ Viwginyity -uWu by being UwU once lost ^-^ may >w< be >w< ten xDD times xDD found; uWu by being >w< evew OwO kept, ^.^ it -:3 is >w< evew xDD wost. ^.^ 'Tis xDD too x3 cowd :3 a companion; away >w< with't. -HEWENyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ stand uWu fow 't :3 a little, >w< though OwO thewefowe I die :3 a +OwO Poow :3 souw x3 the centwe of x3 my x3 sinfuw earth, +OwO My x3 sinfuw ^.^ eawth these rebel ÚwÚ powews x3 awway, +Why dost xDD thou pine within ÚwÚ and suffew dearth +Painting >w< thy :33 outwawd OwO wawws UwU so x3 costwy OwO gay? +Why UwU so large >_> cost xDD having UwU so showt :3 a lease, +uWu Dost xDD thou ;;w;; upon >w< thy >_> fading >_< mansion xDD spend? +Shall wowms x3 inhewitows of ÚwÚ this ^.^ excess +:33 Eat x3 up >w< thy charge? >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< thy body's >w< end? +UwU Then :3 souw ^w^ wive xDD thou ;;w;; upon >w< thy servant's woss, +xDD And wet :3 that pine to aggravate >w< thy >_> stowe; +xDD Buy terms divine uWu in ^-^ sewwing >_> houws of dwoss; +OwO Within be >_> fed, ^-^ without be rich nyo >_> mowe, +^w^ So UwU shaww xDD thou >w< feed on UwU death, :3 that xDD feeds on men, +xDD And :33 death >_> once >_< dead, there's nyo ^.^ mowe dying UwU then. + + +147 +OwO My wuv >_> is >_< as :3 a x3 fevew OwO wonging still, +For :3 that which longer nurseth x3 the ;;w;; disease, +>w< Feeding on :3 that which xDD doth pwesewve x3 the UwU iww, +xDD Th' :33 uncewtain >_> sickwy xDD appetite to please: +OwO My reason x3 the ^.^ physician to x3 my xDD wuv, +Angry :3 that :33 his prescriptions OwO awe nyot :33 kept +>_< Hath left uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I despewate nyow ^.^ appwuv, +Desire >_> is UwU death, which ;;w;; physic uWu did except. +^w^ Past >w< cuwe UwU I am, nyow reason >_> is x3 past care, +xDD And ^w^ fwantic-mad with evewmowe :33 unwest, +OwO My >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu discouwse >_< as ^-^ mad men's awe, +At ÚwÚ wandom from x3 the uWu twuth vainwy xDD expwessed. +For UwU I uWu have sworn uWu thee faiw, ÚwÚ and xDD thought uWu thee :3 bwight, +Who awt >_< as black >_< as >_> heww, >_< as dark >_< as OwO nyight. + + +;;w;; 148 +x3 O me! >_> what eyes hath wuv put uWu in x3 my head, +>_< Which uWu have nyo >w< cowwespondence with true UwU sight, +:33 Ow >_> if ;;w;; they have, :3 whewe >_> is x3 my ^w^ judgment fwed, +:33 That ^w^ censuwes :3 fawsewy >_> what ;;w;; they >_> see xDD awight? +;;w;; If :3 that be >w< faiw wheweon x3 my UwU fawse eyes ;;w;; dote, +>_> What means x3 the wowwd to >_> say >w< it >_> is nyot so? +;;w;; If >w< it be >_> nyot, xDD then wuv xDD doth weww denyote, +>w< Wuv's ^w^ eye >_> is nyot UwU so true >_< as aww ^-^ men's: no, +How ^.^ can :33 it? x3 O >w< how ^.^ can love's ^w^ eye be ^-^ twue, +:33 That >_> is UwU so ÚwÚ vexed with ^w^ watching ÚwÚ and with teaws? +No :3 mawvew xDD then ^w^ though UwU I ÚwÚ mistake x3 my ^.^ view, +uWu The sun >w< it self sees >_> nyot, >w< tiww heaven UwU cweaws. +x3 O x3 cunnying xDD wuv, with tears xDD thou :3 keep'st ;;w;; me ÚwÚ bwind, +Lest eyes uWu weww-seeing >w< thy fouw :33 fauwts >_> shouwd find. + + +;;w;; 149 +ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou x3 O ^-^ cwuew, >_> say UwU I wuv uWu thee >_> nyot, +x3 When UwU I OwO against x3 my self with uWu thee uWu pawtake? +Do UwU I nyot think on uWu thee when UwU I fowgot +^w^ Am of x3 my ;;w;; sewf, aww-tywant, fow >w< thy :33 sake? +Who hateth uWu thee :3 that UwU I UwU do caww x3 my fwiend, +On ÚwÚ whom xDD fwown'st xDD thou :3 that UwU I UwU do ^-^ fawn upon, +Nyay >_> if xDD thou OwO wouw'st on ;;w;; me UwU do UwU I nyot spend +xDD Wevenge ;;w;; upon x3 my self with xDD pwesent moan? +>_> What merit UwU do UwU I uWu in x3 my self wespect, +:33 That >_> is UwU so OwO pwoud >w< thy OwO sewvice to ^w^ despise, +x3 When aww x3 my best xDD doth :33 wowship >w< thy uWu defect, +x3 Commanded ^.^ by x3 the >_> motion of ^.^ thinye uWu eyes? +OwO But wuv ^-^ hate on fow nyow UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy UwU mind, +>w< Those :3 that ^.^ can >_> see xDD thou ^-^ wov'st, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am bwind. + + +:3 150 +x3 O from >_> what powew x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ this powerful xDD might, +With >_< insufficiency x3 my >_< heawt to sway, +;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me UwU give x3 the >_< wie to x3 my true UwU sight, +xDD And >_< sweaw :3 that brightness xDD doth nyot xDD gwace x3 the >w< day? +OwO Whence x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ this >_< becoming of ^.^ things UwU iww, +:33 That uWu in x3 the xDD vewy refuse of >w< thy uWu deeds, +>_> Thewe >_> is xDD such ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and warrantise of ^-^ skiww, +:33 That uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind >w< thy worst aww best uWu exceeds? +Who ÚwÚ taught uWu thee >w< how to >_< make ;;w;; me wuv uWu thee >_> mowe, +uWu The ^.^ mowe UwU I hear ÚwÚ and >_> see >w< just cause of x3 hate? +x3 O ^w^ though UwU I wuv >_> what ;;w;; othews UwU do abhow, +With ;;w;; othews xDD thou shouwdst nyot abhow x3 my state. +;;w;; If >w< thy ^w^ unwowthinyess ^w^ waised wuv uWu in uWu me, +uWu Mowe ÚwÚ wowthy UwU I to be beloved of thee. + + +^w^ 151 +Wuv >_> is ^w^ too xDD young to ^.^ knyow >_> what >_> conscience ;;w;; is, +ÚwÚ Yet who xDD knyows nyot >_> conscience >_> is bown of love? +UwU Then ^-^ gentwe xDD cheatew urge nyot x3 my xDD amiss, +Lest guiwty of x3 my :33 fauwts >w< thy x3 sweet self ^.^ pwuv. +For xDD thou betwaying uWu me, UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ betway +OwO My >w< nyobwew ÚwÚ pawt to x3 my gwoss body's uWu tweason, +OwO My :3 souw xDD doth tell x3 my >w< body :3 that ^.^ he may, +Triumph uWu in xDD wuv, >w< fwesh uWu stays nyo ^-^ fawthew weason, +OwO But ;;w;; wising uWu at >w< thy xDD nyame xDD doth :33 point x3 out ÚwÚ thee, +;;w;; As :33 his x3 twiumphant :33 pwize, OwO pwoud of ÚwÚ this pride, +>w< He >_> is UwU contented >w< thy poor drudge to be, +;;w;; To stand uWu in >w< thy ^-^ affaiws, faww ^.^ by >w< thy ^w^ side. +No ^.^ want of >_> conscience howd >w< it :3 that UwU I >_> caww, +:3 Hew xDD wuv, fow x3 whose uWu deaw wuv UwU I rise ÚwÚ and UwU faww. + + +^w^ 152 +^w^ In >w< woving uWu thee xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU I ^w^ am forsworn, +OwO But xDD thou awt twice ;;w;; fowswown to ;;w;; me wuv uWu sweawing, +^w^ In ;;w;; act >w< thy OwO bed-vow broke ÚwÚ and x3 nyew :33 faith xDD town, +^w^ In vowing x3 nyew ^-^ hate ÚwÚ aftew x3 nyew wuv ^w^ beawing: +OwO But >w< why of >w< two OwO oaths' ^w^ bweach UwU do UwU I ;;w;; accuse ÚwÚ thee, +x3 When UwU I bweak twenty? UwU I ^w^ am >w< pewjuwed :3 most, +For aww x3 my x3 vows OwO awe >w< oaths >_> but to ^w^ misuse >_< thee: +xDD And aww x3 my xDD honyest :33 faith uWu in uWu thee >_> is :3 wost. +For UwU I uWu have sworn >_> deep >w< oaths of >w< thy >_> deep kindness: +UwU Oaths of >w< thy xDD wuv, >w< thy truth, >w< thy >_< constancy, +xDD And to ^w^ enwighten uWu thee uWu gave eyes to bwindnyess, +:33 Ow UwU made them >_< sweaw OwO against x3 the ^.^ thing ;;w;; they ^-^ see. +For UwU I uWu have sworn uWu thee fair: ^.^ mowe >w< pewjuwed I, +;;w;; To >_< sweaw OwO against x3 the uWu twuth UwU so fouw :3 a >w< be. + + +>_< 153 +x3 Cupid laid ^.^ by :33 his bwand ÚwÚ and UwU feww ^-^ asweep, +^-^ A >_< maid of Dian's ÚwÚ this ^w^ advantage >_> found, +xDD And :33 his >_> wuv-kindwing fire uWu did quickly ÚwÚ steep +^w^ In :3 a UwU cowd vawwey-fountain of :3 that ground: +>_< Which bowwowed from ÚwÚ this >w< howy fire of Wuv, +^-^ A datewess lively ^.^ heat still to xDD enduwe, +xDD And ^-^ gwew :3 a ÚwÚ seeting xDD bath which yet ;;w;; men prove, +^w^ Against ;;w;; stwange mawadies :3 a suvweign cure: +OwO But uWu at x3 my >_< mistwess' ^w^ eye >w< Wuv's bwand new-fired, +uWu The ;;w;; boy fow uWu twiaw >_< nyeeds ^.^ wouwd :33 touch x3 my UwU bweast, +UwU I >w< sick withal x3 the OwO hewp of xDD bath uWu desiwed, +xDD And uWu thithew hied :3 a >_> sad OwO distempewed :33 guest. +OwO But >_> found nyo ÚwÚ cuwe, x3 the xDD bath fow x3 my OwO hewp lies, +Whewe x3 Cupid ^w^ got x3 nyew x3 fiwe; x3 my >_< mistwess' :3 eyes. + + +;;w;; 154 +uWu The xDD wittwe >_< Wuv-god lying >_> once ^-^ asweep, +Waid ^.^ by :33 his x3 side :33 his ^w^ heawt-infwaming brand, +Whilst UwU many :3 nymphs :3 that >_> vowed >w< chaste >w< wife to uWu keep, +>_< Came ;;w;; twipping UwU by, >_> but uWu in her >_< maiden uWu hand, +uWu The >_> faiwest votary >_> took x3 up :3 that ^w^ fiwe, +>_< Which UwU many legions of true heawts xDD had >w< wawmed, +xDD And UwU so x3 the general of :3 hot >_> desiwe, +Was x3 sweeping ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; viwgin uWu hand :33 disawmed. +This bwand ^.^ she quenched uWu in :3 a :3 coow weww UwU by, +>_< Which from >w< Wuv's fire >_> took ^.^ heat >_> pewpetuaw, +Growing :3 a xDD bath ÚwÚ and OwO heawthfuw ^.^ wemedy, +For ;;w;; men >_> discased, >_> but UwU I x3 my >_< mistwess' OwO thwaww, +>_< Came there fow >w< cuwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ^.^ by :3 that UwU I prove, +>w< Wuv's fire xDD heats >_< watew, UwU watew UwU coows nyot love. + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +>_> 1603 + +ÚwÚ AWWS ;;w;; WEWW ^-^ THAT OwO ENDS ;;w;; WEWW + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +;;w;; KING ÚwÚ OF FWANCE +^-^ THE ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >_> FWOWENCE +BERTRAM, xDD Count of >w< Wousiwwon +OwO WAFEU, >w< an ;;w;; owd ;;w;; wowd +>_> PAWOWWES, :3 a follower of :33 Bewtwam +OwO TWO >_< FWENCH LORDS, serving with :33 Bewtwam + +x3 STEWAWD, Sewvant to x3 the ^w^ Countess of >w< Wousiwwon +>_< WAVACHE, :3 a >_< cwown ÚwÚ and Sewvant to x3 the ^w^ Countess of >w< Wousiwwon +^-^ A PAGE, Sewvant to x3 the ^w^ Countess of >w< Wousiwwon + +^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ OF WOUSIWWON, mothew to :33 Bewtwam +x3 HEWENyA, :3 a :33 gentwewoman >_< pwotected ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ Countess +^-^ A >_< WIDOW ÚwÚ OF ^w^ FWOWENCE. +DIANA, daughter to x3 the UwU Widow + + +^w^ VIOWENTA, OwO nyeighbouw ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend to x3 the UwU Widow +MARIANA, OwO nyeighbouw ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend to x3 the UwU Widow + +;;w;; Wowds, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, ^-^ etc., OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and x3 Fwowentinye + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + +SCENE: +:33 Wousiwwon; OwO Pawis; :3 Fwowence; ;;w;; Mawseiwwes + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew BERTRAM, x3 the ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ OF WOUSIWWON, x3 HEWENyA, ÚwÚ and OwO WAFEU, aww uWu in black + +COUNTESS. ^w^ In uWu dewivewing x3 my >_< son from uWu me, UwU I ^.^ buwy :3 a second husband. +BERTRAM. xDD And UwU I uWu in ^-^ going, UwU madam, xDD weep ^-^ o'ew x3 my father's :33 death anew; +>_> but UwU I ^w^ must >_< attend :33 his :33 Majesty's >_> command, to ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am nyow uWu in +:33 wawd, evewmowe uWu in subjection. +UwU WAFEU. >_> You UwU shaww find of x3 the ^w^ King :3 a ^.^ husband, x3 madam; UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 a +:33 fathew. >w< He :3 that UwU so ÚwÚ genyewawwy >_> is uWu at aww times ÚwÚ good ^w^ must of +;;w;; nyecessity howd :33 his viwtue to UwU you, x3 whose wowthinyess ^.^ wouwd stir >w< it +x3 up :3 whewe >w< it wanted, rather than ^.^ wack >w< it :3 whewe there >_> is xDD such +uWu abundance. +COUNTESS. >_> What UwU hope >_> is there of :33 his :33 Majesty's amendment? +UwU WAFEU. >w< He hath ÚwÚ abandon'd :33 his uWu physicians, x3 madam; :33 undew x3 whose +pwactices ^.^ he hath ^w^ pewsecuted time with hope, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ finds nyo othew +^w^ advantage uWu in x3 the xDD pwocess >_> but >w< onwy x3 the losing of UwU hope ^.^ by uWu time. +COUNTESS. This xDD young :33 gentwewoman xDD had :3 a ^-^ fathew- >_< O, :3 that 'had,' >w< how +>_> sad :3 a uWu passage uWu 'tis!-whose :3 skiww UwU was almost >_< as great >_< as :33 his +honyesty; xDD had >w< it ;;w;; stwetch'd UwU so far, ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ nyatuwe +immortal, ÚwÚ and :33 death >_> shouwd uWu have :33 pway fow ^.^ wack of >w< wowk. Wouwd, fow +x3 the >_< King's ^w^ sake, ^.^ he :3 wewe wiving! UwU I think >w< it ^.^ wouwd be x3 the :33 death of +x3 the >_< King's disease. +UwU WAFEU. How ^w^ caww'd xDD you x3 the x3 man xDD you speak :33 of, :33 madam? +COUNTESS. >w< He UwU was ^w^ famous, ^w^ siw, uWu in :33 his >_> pwofession, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU was :33 his +great >w< wight to be OwO so- Gerard UwU de Narbon. +UwU WAFEU. >w< He UwU was :3 excewwent :33 indeed, x3 madam; x3 the ^w^ King xDD vewy :3 watewy ^-^ spoke +of ^.^ him admiwingwy ÚwÚ and >_> mouwnyingwy; ^.^ he UwU was >_< skiwfuw enough to uWu have +liv'd still, >_> if >_< knyowwedge couwd be uWu set x3 up OwO against >_< mowtawity. +BERTRAM. >_> What >_> is :33 it, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 the ^w^ King uWu wanguishes UwU of? +UwU WAFEU. ^-^ A xDD fistuwa, x3 my OwO wowd. +BERTRAM. UwU I heard nyot of >w< it befowe. +UwU WAFEU. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe nyot >w< nyotowious. Was ÚwÚ this :33 gentwewoman x3 the +daughter of Gerard UwU de :3 Nyawbon? +COUNTESS. ÚwÚ His sole child, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and bequeathed to x3 my +uvwwooking. UwU I uWu have UwU those hopes of her ÚwÚ good :3 that her education +promises; her ^w^ dispositions ^.^ she inherits, which x3 makes >w< faiw ^.^ gifts +>_> faiwew; fow :3 whewe >w< an uncwean ^-^ mind xDD cawwies virtuous qualities, +there commendations OwO go with UwU pity-they OwO awe uWu viwtues ÚwÚ and traitors +UwU too. ^w^ In her ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 the xDD bettew fow uWu theiw simpwenyess; ^.^ she x3 dewives +her :3 honyesty, ÚwÚ and achieves her >_< goodnyess. +UwU WAFEU. uWu Youw UwU commendations, UwU madam, get from her >w< teaws. +COUNTESS. 'Tis x3 the best ^-^ bwinye :3 a >_< maiden ^.^ can >_< season her praise ^.^ in. +uWu The wemembwance of her >w< fathew >_< nyevew >_< appwoaches her >_< heawt >_> but x3 the +uWu tywanny of her ^w^ sowwows UwU takes aww >_< wivewihood from her >w< cheek. No +^.^ mowe of uWu this, Hewenya; OwO go ^.^ to, nyo >_> mowe, xDD west >w< it be rather xDD thought +xDD you affect :3 a sorrow than to have- +HEWENyA. UwU I UwU do affect :3 a sorrow :33 indeed, >_> but UwU I uWu have >w< it UwU too. +UwU WAFEU. OwO Modewate wamentation >_> is x3 the >w< wight of x3 the dead: ^w^ excessive +grief x3 the ;;w;; enyemy to x3 the ^-^ wiving. +COUNTESS. ;;w;; If x3 the UwU wiving be ;;w;; enyemy to x3 the gwief, x3 the ^.^ excess x3 makes >w< it +>w< soon mowtaw. +BERTRAM. uWu Madam, UwU I ^.^ desiwe x3 youw >w< howy :33 wishes. +UwU WAFEU. How understand ^.^ we ^-^ that? +COUNTESS. ^w^ Be xDD thou ^.^ bwest, ^w^ Bewtwam, ÚwÚ and >_< succeed >w< thy >w< fathew +^w^ In :3 mannyews, >_< as uWu in >_< shape! x3 Thy :3 bwood ÚwÚ and viwtue +Contend fow empire uWu in ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy xDD goodnyess +Shawe with >w< thy >_> biwthwight! Wuv all, :33 twust :3 a ÚwÚ few, +Do wrong to x3 nyonye; be able fow ^.^ thinye ;;w;; enyemy +Rather uWu in powew than ^.^ use, ÚwÚ and >_< keep >w< thy :33 fwiend +;;w;; Undew >w< thy UwU own ^w^ wife's ;;w;; key; be ^.^ check'd fow siwence, +OwO But >_< nyevew x3 tax'd fow :33 speech. >_> What heaven ^.^ mowe :33 wiww, +:33 That uWu thee OwO may :3 fuwnyish, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< pwayews pluck ;;w;; down, +Fall on >w< thy ÚwÚ head! uWu Faweweww. OwO My uWu wowd, +'Tis >w< an UwU unseason'd :33 couwtiew; ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, +Advise ^.^ him. +UwU WAFEU. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ want x3 the best +:33 That UwU shaww >_< attend :33 his love. +COUNTESS. uWu Heaven ;;w;; bwess x3 him! UwU Faweweww, ^w^ Bewtwam. uWu Exit +BERTRAM. uWu The best wishes :3 that ^.^ can be ÚwÚ fowg'd uWu in x3 youw >_< thoughts be +:3 sewvants to you! :33 [To OwO HEWENyA] ^w^ Be >w< comfowtabwe to x3 my :33 mothew, x3 youw +^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and >_< make much of her. +UwU WAFEU. UwU Faweweww, OwO pwetty ;;w;; wady; xDD you ^w^ must howd x3 the cwedit of x3 youw +:33 fathew. Exeunt >_> BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and LAFEU +HEWENyA. >_< O, :3 wewe :3 that :33 aww! UwU I think nyot on x3 my father; +xDD And these great tears xDD gwace :33 his wemembwance ^.^ mowe +Than UwU those UwU I x3 shed fow ^.^ him. >_> What UwU was ^.^ he ^.^ wike? +UwU I uWu have fowgot him; x3 my xDD imaginyation +Carries nyo ^.^ favouw OwO in't >_> but Bertram's. +UwU I ^w^ am :3 undonye; there >_> is nyo >w< wiving, nyonye, +;;w;; If :33 Bewtwam be xDD away. uWu 'Twewe aww one +:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd wuv :3 a uWu bwight xDD pawticuwaw :33 staw +xDD And think to x3 wed :33 it, ^.^ he >_> is UwU so :33 abuv x3 me. +^w^ In :33 his uWu bwight >_> wadiance ÚwÚ and cowwatewaw >w< wight +:3 Must UwU I be ^.^ comfowted, nyot uWu in :33 his UwU sphewe. +xDD Th' ^-^ ambition uWu in x3 my wuv OwO thus plagues uWu itsewf: +uWu The >_> hind :3 that ^.^ wouwd be mated ^.^ by x3 the wion +:3 Must ^-^ die fow love. >_< 'Twas pretty, ^w^ though :3 a :3 pwague, +;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him every houw; to sit ÚwÚ and dwaw +ÚwÚ His arched brows, :33 his OwO hawking >_< eye, :33 his c-cuwws, +^w^ In UwU ouw heart's ^-^ tabwe-heawt ^w^ too capabwe +Of every winye ÚwÚ and twick of :33 his x3 sweet UwU favouw. +OwO But nyow uWu he's >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> idowatwous ^w^ fancy +:3 Must >_> sanctify :33 his wewics. Who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew x3 PAWOWWES + +:3 [Aside] x3 Onye :3 that xDD goes with ^.^ him. UwU I wuv ^.^ him fow :33 his >_< sake; +xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him :3 a :3 nyotowious liar, +^w^ Think ^.^ him :3 a great uWu way x3 foow, solely :3 a ^-^ cowawd; +ÚwÚ Yet these fix'd ;;w;; eviws sit UwU so ;;w;; fit uWu in ^.^ him +:33 That ;;w;; they OwO take :33 pwace when viwtue's >w< steewy bones +Looks bleak :33 i' x3 th' UwU cowd :33 wind; withaw, full ;;w;; oft ^.^ we >_> see +x3 Cowd ^.^ wisdom uWu waiting on supewfwuous ^w^ fowwy. +PAROLLES. :3 Save UwU you, >w< faiw ^.^ queen! +HEWENyA. xDD And UwU you, monarch! +PAROLLES. No. +HEWENyA. xDD And >w< nyo. +PAROLLES. ^w^ Awe xDD you meditating on virginity? +HEWENyA. uWu Ay. >_> You uWu have x3 some stain of soldier uWu in uWu you; wet ;;w;; me ^w^ ask xDD you :3 a +x3 question. ^-^ Man >_> is ;;w;; enyemy to xDD viwginyity; >w< how OwO may ^.^ we uWu bawwicado >w< it +OwO against him? +PAROLLES. ^w^ Keep ^.^ him OwO out. +HEWENyA. OwO But ^.^ he >_> assaiws; ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^-^ viwginyity, ^w^ though uWu vawiant uWu in x3 the +^w^ defence, yet >_> is ^.^ weak. Unfold to >_> us x3 some warlike resistance. +PAROLLES. >_> Thewe >_> is none. >_< Man, >w< setting down >w< befowe UwU you, xDD wiww +undewminye xDD you ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwow xDD you :33 up. +HEWENyA. :3 Bwess UwU ouw poor ^w^ viwginyity from undewminyews ÚwÚ and blowers-up! +Is there nyo x3 miwitawy UwU powicy >w< how viwgins ^w^ might ^w^ bwow x3 up men? +PAROLLES. Viwginyity ^.^ being >_> bwown ;;w;; down, x3 man xDD wiww uWu quickwiew be >_> bwown +xDD up; marry, uWu in ;;w;; bwowing ^.^ him down OwO again, with x3 the ^w^ bweach youwsewves +made, xDD you wose x3 youw >_> city. ^.^ It >_> is nyot ;;w;; powitic uWu in x3 the >_> commonweawth +of ÚwÚ nyatuwe to pwesewve virginity. ÚwÚ Woss of ^w^ viwginyity >_> is wationyaw +:3 incwease; ÚwÚ and there UwU was >_< nyevew ;;w;; viwgin ^w^ got >w< tiww ^w^ viwginyity UwU was xDD fiwst +:3 wost. :33 That xDD you :3 wewe UwU made of >_> is >_< metaw to >_< make virgins. Viwginyity +^.^ by ^.^ being >_> once wost OwO may be ;;w;; ten times xDD found; ^.^ by ^.^ being OwO evew kept, >w< it +>_> is OwO evew :3 wost. 'Tis ^w^ too UwU cowd :3 a companion; OwO away :33 with't. +HEWENyA. UwU I xDD wiww stand fow 't :3 a UwU wittwe, ^w^ though >_< thewefowe UwU I ^-^ die :3 a >w< viwgin. ->w< PAWOWWES. There's wittwe can >w< be ^w^ said in 't; 'tis x3 against OwO the UwU wuwe ->_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. ÚwÚ To speak uWu on OwO the part >_> of ^w^ viwginyity :3 is ^-^ to :3 accuse >_> youw ->_> mothews; ;;w;; which :3 is UwU most infawwibwe >_< disobedience. ÚwÚ He UwU that OwO hangs -^-^ himsewf :3 is :3 a virgin; ^w^ viwginyity ^.^ muwdews itself, ÚwÚ and shouwd >w< be -buwied in highways, >_< out >_> of >w< aww ^-^ sanctified >_< wimit, as :3 a desperate -offendress x3 against ^.^ nyatuwe. ^w^ Viwginyity >_> bweeds mites, >w< much >_< wike :3 a -cheese; ^-^ consumes itsewf ^-^ to OwO the vewy :33 pawing, ÚwÚ and OwO so >_> dies with -OwO feeding his >_> own :3 stomach. UwU Besides, ^w^ viwginyity :3 is OwO peevish, proud, -idle, :3 made >_> of x3 sewf-wuv, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the UwU most uWu inhibited xDD sin in OwO the -canon. Keep ^.^ it not; you cannyot OwO choose uWu but wose uWu by't. Out >w< with't. -xDD Within >w< ten yeaw ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make itsewf ten, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy -increase; ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw itsewf ^.^ nyot >w< much OwO the >w< wowse. :3 Away ->w< with't. -HEWENyA. OwO How UwU might ^-^ onye uWu do, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to wose ^.^ it ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own ^-^ wiking? ->w< PAWOWWES. >_> Wet me :3 see. x3 Mawwy, i-iww ^-^ to >_< wike him UwU that :33 nye'ew ^.^ it wikes. -^.^ 'Tis :3 a UwU commodity uWu wiww wose OwO the gloss with OwO wying; OwO the ÚwÚ wongew OwO kept, -OwO the less worth. ^-^ Off ;;w;; with't >_< whiwe 'tis UwU vendibwe; ÚwÚ answew OwO the UwU time ->_> of request. Virginity, >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd :33 couwtiew, weaws xDD hew ÚwÚ cap >_< out >_> of -x3 fashion, richly suited uWu but :3 unsuitabwe; ^.^ just >_< wike OwO the bwooch ÚwÚ and -OwO the toothpick, ;;w;; which wear ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. Your ^-^ date :3 is better in >_> youw -:3 pie ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> powwidge than in >_> youw uWu cheek. And >_> youw virginity, ->_> youw ^.^ owd virginity, :3 is >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench ^.^ withew'd pears: ^.^ it -looks iww, ^.^ it ;;w;; eats drily; >w< mawwy, 'tis :3 a ^.^ withew'd peaw; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was -fowmewwy bettew; >w< mawwy, ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a ^.^ withew'd :3 peaw. uWu Wiww you -^w^ anything with it? -HEWENyA. :3 Nyot my ^w^ viwginyity >_> yet. -Thewe uWu shaww >_> youw ^w^ mastew ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> wuvs, -OwO A mothew, ÚwÚ and :3 a mistress, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO fwiend, -OwO A phoenyix, captain, ÚwÚ and OwO an enemy, -OwO A uWu guide, :3 a goddess, ÚwÚ and :3 a suvweign, -OwO A ÚwÚ counsewwow, :3 a traitress, ÚwÚ and :3 a dear; -His humbwe ^-^ ambition, >_> pwoud >w< humiwity, -His ÚwÚ jawwing concord, ÚwÚ and his uWu discowd ;;w;; duwcet, -His :33 faith, his ^w^ sweet xDD disastew; with :3 a x3 wowwd -x3 Of pretty, uWu fond, ;;w;; adoptious UwU chwistendoms -:33 That blinking ;;w;; Cupid ^-^ gossips. Nyow uWu shaww he- -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he shall. :3 God ^-^ send him well! -The OwO couwt's :3 a ^-^ weawnying-pwace, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is :3 onye- ->w< PAWOWWES. What one, >w< i' ÚwÚ faith? -HEWENyA. :33 That I ^w^ wish :33 weww. ^.^ 'Tis pity- ->w< PAWOWWES. What's ^.^ pity? -HEWENyA. :33 That ;;w;; wishing ;;w;; weww xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ body xDD in't -^w^ Which UwU might >w< be felt; UwU that >_> we, OwO the :3 poowew :33 bown, -uWu Whose baser x3 staws ^-^ do OwO shut OwO us OwO up in >_> wishes, -OwO Might with effects >_> of them follow ^-^ ouw fwiends -And show what ^-^ we :3 awonye >w< must xDD think, ;;w;; which never -Returns OwO us :33 thanks. - -x3 Entew :3 PAGE - -UwU PAGE. :33 Monsieuw :3 Pawowwes, my lord calls uWu fow you. Exit :3 PAGE ->w< PAWOWWES. UwU Wittwe >_< Hewen, faweweww; ^-^ if I can wemembew ^.^ thee, I uWu wiww -ÚwÚ think >_> of ÚwÚ thee at couwt. -HEWENyA. :33 Monsieuw :3 Pawowwes, you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown uWu undew :3 a chawitabwe staw. ->w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ Undew xDD Maws, :3 I. -HEWENyA. I >w< especiawwy xDD think, uWu undew UwU Maws. ->w< PAWOWWES. UwU Why uWu undew uWu Man? -HEWENyA. The wars ;;w;; hath OwO so ^-^ kept you uWu undew UwU that you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be :3 bown -uWu undew UwU Maws. ->w< PAWOWWES. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was pwedominyant. -HEWENyA. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was wetwogwade, I xDD think, >_< wathew. ->w< PAWOWWES. UwU Why ÚwÚ think you so? -HEWENyA. You >w< go OwO so >w< much ;;w;; backwawd when you ^w^ fight. ->w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ That's uWu fow UwU advantage. -HEWENyA. ^w^ So :3 is x3 wunnying ^w^ away, when ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ pwoposes OwO the ÚwÚ safety: uWu but OwO the -:3 composition UwU that >_> youw valour ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw makes in you :3 is :3 a :3 viwtue >_> of -:3 a good ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and I >_< wike OwO the wear :33 weww. ->w< PAWOWWES. I x3 am OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ businyess I cannyot ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee >_< acutewy. I -uWu wiww xDD wetuwn pewfect couwtiew; in OwO the ;;w;; which my ^w^ instwuction uWu shaww -sewve ^-^ to :3 nyatuwawize ^.^ thee, OwO so :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be capable >_> of :3 a courtier's -counsew, ÚwÚ and undewstand what >_> advice uWu shaww OwO thwust x3 upon thee; ewse -:3 thou >_< diest in UwU thinye unthankfuwnyess, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye xDD ignyowance makes -ÚwÚ thee >_> away. >w< Faweweww. When :3 thou x3 hast leisure, uWu say >w< thy pwayews; -when :3 thou x3 hast x3 nyonye, wemembew >w< thy >_< fwiends. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee :3 a good -xDD husband ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use him as ^.^ he :3 uses thee. UwU So, faweweww. -Exit -HEWENyA. Our xDD wemedies ^w^ oft in uWu ouwsewves ^-^ do >_< wie, -^w^ Which ^-^ we UwU ascwibe ^-^ to >_< heaven. The :33 fated OwO sky -Gives OwO us free ^w^ scope; only doth ;;w;; backwawd >_< puww -Our uWu swow designs when ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves awe dull. -What power :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; which ^.^ mounts my love OwO so high, -:33 That makes me >_> see, ÚwÚ and cannyot :33 feed >_< minye x3 eye? -The ;;w;; mightiest space in >_> fowtunye ^-^ nyatuwe brings -ÚwÚ To >_> join >_< wike wikes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss >_< wike ÚwÚ nyative ;;w;; things. -ÚwÚ Impossibwe >w< be ÚwÚ stwange >_> attempts ^-^ to x3 those -:33 That ^.^ weigh theiw x3 pains in :33 sense, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do suppose -What ;;w;; hath >_< been cannyot UwU be. OwO Who >w< evew strove -ÚwÚ To show xDD hew merit UwU that >_> did ^-^ miss xDD hew love? -The King's disease-my :33 pwoject ^-^ may x3 deceive uWu me, -But my ÚwÚ intents awe xDD fix'd, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave >_> me. Exit - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. -^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the KING >_< OF >_> FWANCE, with :3 wettews, -ÚwÚ and divews ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -^w^ KING. The Fwowentinyes ÚwÚ and Senoys awe uWu by th' ears; ->_< Have xDD fought with >w< equaw OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and continue -OwO A xDD bwaving waw. -OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ So 'tis xDD wepowted, sir. -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis UwU most ÚwÚ cwedibwe. We here weceive it, -OwO A xDD cewtainty, OwO vouch'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw cousin Austria, -x3 With uWu caution, UwU that OwO the OwO Fwowentinye uWu wiww move OwO us ->_< Fow :3 speedy >w< aid; wherein ^-^ ouw ;;w;; deawest fwiend -Pwejudicates OwO the businyess, ÚwÚ and would ÚwÚ seem -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO us ^-^ make >_< denyiaw. -OwO FIWST LORD. His love ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wisdom, -Approv'd OwO so ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Majesty, ^-^ may >w< pwead ->_< Fow amplest ÚwÚ cwedence. -^w^ KING. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath UwU awm'd ^-^ ouw ^-^ answew, -And OwO Fwowence :3 is ;;w;; denyied before ^.^ he >w< comes; -xDD Yet, uWu fow ^-^ ouw gentlemen UwU that UwU mean ^-^ to UwU see -The >_> Tuscan UwU sewvice, ^-^ fweewy ^.^ have uWu they xDD weave -ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand uWu on ;;w;; eithew pawt. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It ;;w;; weww ^-^ may sewve -OwO A >_< nyuwsewy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gentwy, ^-^ who awe uWu sick ->_< Fow breathing ÚwÚ and x3 expwoit. -^w^ KING. What's ^.^ he comes hewe? - -x3 Entew BEWTWAM, WAFEU, ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES - -OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU Count ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, my good lord, -Young ;;w;; Bewtwam. -^w^ KING. x3 Youth, :3 thou ^.^ beaw'st >w< thy >_< fathew's ^.^ face; -Fwank UwU nyatuwe, wathew uWu cuwious than in haste, -;;w;; Hath ;;w;; weww :33 compos'd thee. x3 Thy >_< fathew's :33 mowaw pawts ->w< Mayst :3 thou xDD inhewit OwO too! >w< Wewcome ^-^ to ^.^ Pawis. -BERTRAM. UwU My ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and >_> duty awe >_> youw Majesty's. -^w^ KING. I would I xDD had UwU that cowpowaw soundnyess nyow, -UwU As when >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf in friendship ->w< Fiwst ^.^ twied ^-^ ouw sowdiewship. ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ wook :3 faw -x3 Into OwO the service >_> of OwO the UwU time, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was -OwO Discipwed >_> of OwO the bravest. ÚwÚ He ^.^ wasted xDD wong; -But uWu on OwO us uWu both >_> did haggish :3 age >_< steaw OwO on, -And :33 wowe OwO us >_< out >_> of ^-^ act. ^w^ It >w< much xDD wepaiws me -ÚwÚ To talk >_> of >_> youw good father. UwU In his xDD youth -ÚwÚ He xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; which I can ;;w;; weww observe -uWu To-day in ^-^ ouw x3 young lords; uWu but uWu they ^-^ may ÚwÚ jest -;;w;; Tiww theiw >_> own :33 scown xDD wetuwn ^-^ to them unnoted -Ewe uWu they can hide theiw wevity in honyouw. -^w^ So >_< wike :3 a :33 couwtiew, >_> contempt :3 nyow ^w^ bittewnyess -Were in his uWu pwide ^w^ ow sharpness; ^-^ if uWu they OwO wewe, -His >w< equaw xDD had uWu awak'd them; ÚwÚ and his xDD honyouw, -Cwock ^-^ to itself, knew OwO the OwO twue :3 minyute when ->_< Exception ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and at :3 this UwU time -His :33 tongue ;;w;; obey'd his hand. OwO Who ;;w;; wewe x3 bewow him -ÚwÚ He :33 us'd as cweatuwes >_> of another >w< pwace; -And bow'd his ^-^ eminyent :3 top ^-^ to theiw low ranks, -:33 Making them >_> pwoud >_> of his x3 humiwity -UwU In theiw UwU poow UwU pwaise ^.^ he ^.^ humbwed. Such :3 a man -OwO Might >w< be :3 a >w< copy ^-^ to ^.^ these ^.^ youngew :33 times; ->w< Which, ^-^ fowwowed well, would ÚwÚ demonstwate them :3 nyow -But UwU goews backwawd. -BERTRAM. His good x3 wemembwance, ;;w;; siw, -:33 Wies wichew in >_> youw >_> thoughts than uWu on his tomb; -^w^ So in :33 appwoof ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot his ^-^ epitaph -UwU As in >_> youw :33 woyaw xDD speech. -^w^ KING. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe with :3 him! ÚwÚ He would :33 awways :33 say- -x3 Methinks I hear him UwU nyow; his >_> pwausive uWu wowds -ÚwÚ He scattew'd ^.^ nyot in eaws, uWu but gwafted them -ÚwÚ To gwow there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO beaw- >w< 'Wet me ^.^ nyot :3 wive'- -:3 This his good >_> mewanchowy ^w^ oft uWu began, -uWu On OwO the ^-^ catastwophe ÚwÚ and >_< heew >_> of pastime, -When ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< out-'Wet me ^.^ nyot :3 wive' OwO quoth ^.^ he -;;w;; 'Aftew my flame lacks uWu oiw, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the snyuff -x3 Of ^.^ youngew spiwits, uWu whose apprehensive UwU senses -^-^ Aww uWu but OwO nyew >w< things disdain; uWu whose ^w^ judgments awe -x3 Mewe fathews >_> of theiw garments; uWu whose >w< constancies -Expire before theiw fashions.' :3 This ^.^ he OwO wish'd. -OwO I, aftew ^w^ him, ^-^ do aftew him ^w^ wish UwU too, -x3 Since I :3 nyow wax :3 nyow honey can bwing home, -I >_> quickwy ;;w;; wewe >w< dissowved ^-^ fwom my OwO hive, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give >w< some >_< wabouwews woom. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ You'we :3 wuvd, siw; -^.^ They UwU that :33 weast lend ^.^ it you uWu shaww wack you >_> fiwst. -^w^ KING. I fiww :3 a place, I xDD knyow't. OwO How wong :33 is't, >w< Count, -x3 Since OwO the physician at >_> youw >_< fathew's died? -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< much fam'd. -BERTRAM. uWu Some OwO six ^.^ months ÚwÚ since, my :33 wowd. -^w^ KING. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe living, I would twy him yet- -;;w;; Wend me OwO an arm-the west ^.^ have OwO wown me >_< out -x3 With uWu sevewaw applications. :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ and sicknyess -^.^ Debate ^.^ it at theiw ^.^ weisuwe. Wewcome, Count; -UwU My son's nyo ^w^ deawew. -BERTRAM. ^w^ Thank >_> youw Majesty. >_< Exeunt [Fwouwish] - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew uWu COUNTESS, STEWARD, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN - ->w< COUNTESS. I uWu wiww :3 nyow hear; what uWu say you >_> of :3 this gentlewoman? -STEWAWD. ^w^ Madam, OwO the cawe I ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ to x3 even >_> youw ^.^ content I ^w^ wish -UwU might >w< be ;;w;; found in OwO the ÚwÚ cawendaw >_> of my ÚwÚ past endeavours; uWu fow then ^-^ we -x3 wound ^-^ ouw modesty, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ;;w;; fouw OwO the cweawnyess >_> of ^-^ ouw desewvings, -when >_> of uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we pubwish ^.^ them. ->w< COUNTESS. What OwO does :3 this ^.^ knyave hewe? UwU Get you gone, sirrah. The -x3 compwaints I ^.^ have heard >_> of you I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 bewieve; 'tis my -UwU swownyess UwU that I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow I xDD knyow you wack ^.^ nyot ^.^ fowwy ^-^ to commit -them ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< abiwity enough ^-^ to ^-^ make such uWu knyavewies ^w^ youws. -CLOWN. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to you, UwU madam, I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fewwow. ->w< COUNTESS. Weww, sir. -CLOWN. No, UwU madam, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww UwU that I x3 am xDD poow, >w< though many >_> of -OwO the rich awe >_< damn'd; uWu but ^-^ if I ^-^ may ^.^ have >_> youw uWu wadyship's good uWu wiww -^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, Isbew OwO the ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do as ^-^ we OwO may. ->w< COUNTESS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyeeds >w< be :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? -CLOWN. I ^-^ do UwU beg >_> youw good uWu wiww in :3 this ^.^ case. ->w< COUNTESS. UwU In what UwU case? -CLOWN. UwU In ^-^ Isbew's UwU case ÚwÚ and >_< minye >w< own. Service :3 is nyo ^-^ hewitage; ÚwÚ and I -ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww never ^.^ have OwO the xDD bwessing >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have xDD issue o' -my body; uWu fow uWu they uWu say uWu bames awe xDD bwessings. ->w< COUNTESS. >_> Teww me >w< thy reason x3 why :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu mawwy. -CLOWN. UwU My UwU poow body, UwU madam, xDD wequiwes it. I x3 am >_> dwiven uWu on uWu by OwO the ->_< fwesh; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< go UwU that OwO the ^w^ deviw >_> dwives. ->w< COUNTESS. ^-^ Is :3 this >w< aww >_> youw worship's weason? -CLOWN. OwO Faith, UwU madam, I ^.^ have uWu othew holy uWu weasons, such as uWu they >_> awe. ->w< COUNTESS. May OwO the x3 wowwd xDD knyow >w< them? -CLOWN. I ^.^ have :3 been, UwU madam, :3 a ;;w;; wicked creature, as you ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^.^ fwesh -ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ;;w;; awe; :3 and, :3 indeed, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ mawwy UwU that I ^-^ may xDD wepent. ->w< COUNTESS. x3 Thy mawwiage, sooner than >w< thy wickedness. -CLOWN. I x3 am >_< out o' fwiends, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and I >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have fwiends uWu fow -my :3 wife's sake. ->w< COUNTESS. Such fwiends awe UwU thinye ;;w;; enyemies, knave. -CLOWN. Y'awe ÚwÚ shawwow, madam-in gweat fwiends; uWu fow OwO the knyaves come -^-^ to ^-^ do UwU that uWu fow me ;;w;; which I x3 am aweary >_> of. ÚwÚ He UwU that ears my ^.^ wand -^.^ spawes my team, ÚwÚ and gives me xDD weave ^-^ to in OwO the uWu cwop. >w< If I >w< be his -^w^ cuckowd, :33 he's my dwudge. ÚwÚ He UwU that UwU comfowts my UwU wife :3 is OwO the -ÚwÚ chewishew >_> of my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ chewishes my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and -UwU bwood loves my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; ^.^ he UwU that loves my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood -:3 is my :3 fwiend; x3 ewgo, ^.^ he UwU that OwO kisses my UwU wife :3 is my >w< fwiend. >w< If x3 men -:33 couwd >w< be OwO contented ^-^ to >w< be what uWu they awe, there ;;w;; wewe nyo ;;w;; feaw in -marriage; uWu fow x3 young :3 Chawbon OwO the puwitan ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd Poysam OwO the -^.^ papist, ;;w;; howsome'ew theiw hearts awe UwU sevew'd in wewigion, theiw -:3 heads awe uWu both UwU onye; uWu they ^-^ may joww howns >_> togethew >_< wike ^-^ any ;;w;; deew ->w< i' th' herd. ->w< COUNTESS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< evew >w< be :3 a ;;w;; fouw-mouth'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ cawumnyious >w< knyave? -CLOWN. OwO A prophet OwO I, ^.^ madam; ÚwÚ and I speak OwO the >w< twuth OwO the next ÚwÚ way: - ->_< Fow I OwO the >_< bawwad uWu wiww x3 wepeat, -^w^ Which x3 men :33 fuww OwO twue uWu shaww ;;w;; find: -Your mawwiage comes uWu by destiny, -Your ^-^ cuckoo ;;w;; sings uWu by OwO kind. - ->w< COUNTESS. UwU Get you gone, siw; I'll talk with you ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. -STEWAWD. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, UwU madam, UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; bid Hewen come ^-^ to you. -x3 Of xDD hew I x3 am ^-^ to speak. ->w< COUNTESS. Sirrah, tell my ;;w;; gentwewoman I would speak with UwU hew; Hewen -I mean. -CLOWN. [Sings] - -:33 'Was :3 this fair ;;w;; face OwO the xDD cause' OwO quoth ^.^ she -;;w;; 'Why OwO the OwO Gwecians >_< sacked Twoy? -^-^ Fond >_< donye, x3 donye uWu fond, ->_> Was :3 this UwU King ^w^ Pwiam's :3 joy?' -x3 With UwU that ^.^ she >w< sighed as ^.^ she OwO stood, -x3 With UwU that ^.^ she >w< sighed as ^.^ she OwO stood, -And >_> gave :3 this >_< sentence then: -'Among :33 nyinye OwO bad ^-^ if ^-^ onye >w< be uWu good, -x3 Among :33 nyinye OwO bad ^-^ if ^-^ onye >w< be uWu good, -There's ÚwÚ yet ^-^ onye good in ^-^ ten.' - ->w< COUNTESS. >_> What, ^-^ onye good in >_> ten? You corrupt OwO the song, sirrah. -CLOWN. >_< Onye good ^-^ woman in ten, UwU madam, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a uWu puwifying o' th' -UwU song. Wouwd :3 God would sewve OwO the x3 wowwd OwO so >w< aww OwO the :33 yeaw! ^w^ We'd find -nyo fauwt with OwO the >_> tithe-woman, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< pawson. >_< Onye in ten, -OwO quoth x3 'a! An ^-^ we UwU might ^.^ have :3 a good ^-^ woman :3 bown before every >w< bwazing ->_< staw, ^w^ ow at OwO an eawthquake, 'twouwd OwO mend OwO the lottery weww: :3 a man -^-^ may dwaw his OwO heawt >_< out ewe UwU 'a xDD pwuck ^w^ onye. ->w< COUNTESS. You'll >w< be gone, x3 siw >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as I xDD command you. -CLOWN. :33 That man shouwd >w< be at :3 woman's ^.^ command, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet nyo hurt :33 donye! -^-^ Though xDD honyesty >w< be nyo >_> puwitan, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ do nyo UwU huwt; ^.^ it uWu wiww -wear OwO the suwpwice >_> of x3 humiwity xDD uvw OwO the bwack UwU gown >_> of :3 a xDD big ÚwÚ heawt. -I x3 am going, forsooth. The ^-^ businyess :3 is uWu fow Hewen ^-^ to come hithew. -Exit ->w< COUNTESS. Weww, OwO nyow. -STEWAWD. I >w< knyow, UwU madam, you love >_> youw ;;w;; gentwewoman uWu entiwewy. ->w< COUNTESS. :3 Faith I do. Her fathew >_> bequeath'd xDD hew ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -herself, ^-^ without uWu othew >w< advantage, ^-^ may xDD wawfuwwy ^-^ make title ^-^ to as ->w< much love as ^.^ she finds. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe owing xDD hew than :3 is :33 paid; ÚwÚ and -^-^ mowe uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid xDD hew than she'll :3 demand. -STEWAWD. ^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was vewy ^.^ wate ^-^ mowe ;;w;; nyeaw xDD hew than I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she -:33 wish'd >_> me. Alone ^.^ she OwO was, ÚwÚ and >_> did communyicate ^-^ to x3 hewsewf xDD hew >_> own -uWu wowds ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own ears; ^.^ she thought, I dare x3 vow uWu fow UwU hew, uWu they -^w^ touch'd ^.^ nyot ^-^ any ^w^ stwangew :33 sense. Her matter OwO was, ^.^ she loved >_> youw -:33 son. ;;w;; Fowtunye, ^.^ she said, ÚwÚ was nyo goddess, UwU that xDD had >w< put such ->_> diffewence ;;w;; betwixt theiw two UwU estates; ^-^ Wuv nyo god, UwU that would ^.^ nyot -uWu extend his UwU might only xDD whewe ^-^ quawities ;;w;; wewe level; Diana nyo queen ->_> of uWu viwgins, UwU that would suffer xDD hew UwU poow x3 knyight UwU suwpwis'd ^-^ without -rescue in OwO the ^.^ fiwst assault, ^w^ ow >_< wansom UwU aftewwawd. :3 This ^.^ she -deliver'd in OwO the UwU most :33 bittew ^.^ touch >_> of UwU sowwow UwU that e'ew I heard -;;w;; viwgin :33 excwaim in; ;;w;; which I held my >_> duty speedily ^-^ to :3 acquaint you -withal; >_< sithence, in OwO the woss UwU that ^-^ may >_< happen, ^.^ it UwU concewns you -xDD something ^-^ to xDD knyow it. ->w< COUNTESS. uWu YOU ^.^ have :33 dischawg'd :3 this honestly; ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO youwsewf. ->_> Many likelihoods x3 infowm'd me >_> of :3 this OwO befowe, ;;w;; which :3 hung OwO so -^-^ tott'wing in OwO the x3 bawance UwU that I :33 couwd neither believe :3 nyow -;;w;; misdoubt. ;;w;; Pway you xDD weave >_> me. Staww :3 this in >_> youw bosom; ÚwÚ and I -:3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw >w< honyest cawe. I uWu wiww speak with you further -x3 anyon. Exit STEWAWD - -x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA - ->_< Even OwO so ^.^ it ÚwÚ was with me when I ÚwÚ was young. ->w< If >w< evew ^-^ we awe UwU nyatuwe's, ^.^ these awe ouws; :3 this thown -^-^ Doth ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wose >_> of xDD youth >w< wightwy xDD bewong; -Our UwU bwood ^-^ to >w< us, :3 this ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU bwood :3 is uWu bown. -^w^ It :3 is OwO the show ÚwÚ and >w< seaw >_> of nature's truth, -:3 Whewe ^-^ wuv's >w< stwong passion :3 is uWu impwess'd in uWu youth. -By ^-^ ouw wemembwances >_> of >_< days foregone, -Such ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw fauwts, ^w^ ow then ^-^ we ^w^ thought them none. -Her eye :3 is uWu sick >w< on't; I observe xDD hew OwO nyow. -HEWENyA. What :3 is >_> youw pweasuwe, OwO madam? ->w< COUNTESS. You >w< knyow, >_< Hewen, -I x3 am :3 a mothew ^-^ to you. -HEWENyA. Minye honyouwabwe OwO mistwess. ->w< COUNTESS. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 a mother. -UwU Why ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> mothew? When I ^w^ said UwU 'a OwO mothew,' -uWu Methought you ^-^ saw :3 a >_> sewpent. What's in 'mothew' -:33 That you start at it? I uWu say I x3 am >_> youw mothew, -And >w< put you in OwO the >_> catawogue >_> of x3 those -:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO enwombed x3 minye. ^.^ 'Tis >_< often uWu seen -uWu Adoption ^.^ stwives with UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and UwU choice >_> bweeds -OwO A ÚwÚ nyative :33 swip ^-^ to OwO us ^-^ fwom foweign UwU seeds. -You :33 nye'ew xDD oppwess'd me with :3 a >_> mothew's groan, ->_> Yet I express ^-^ to you :3 a >_> mothew's cawe. -God's >w< mewcy, ÚwÚ maiden! OwO does ^.^ it curd >w< thy UwU bwood -ÚwÚ To uWu say I x3 am >w< thy >_> mothew? What's OwO the matter, -:33 That :3 this >w< distempewed :33 messengew >_> of ^.^ wet, -The many-cowouw'd Iwis, rounds UwU thinye x3 eye? -ÚwÚ Why, UwU that you awe my ^.^ daughtew? -HEWENyA. :33 That I x3 am not. ->w< COUNTESS. I uWu say I x3 am >_> youw mother. -HEWENyA. >_> Pawdon, ÚwÚ madam. -The UwU Count Wousiwwon cannyot >w< be my bwothew: -I x3 am ^-^ fwom :33 humbwe, ^.^ he ^-^ fwom honoured ;;w;; nyame; -:3 Nyo ^-^ nyote x3 upon my parents, his >w< aww noble. -UwU My :3 mastew, my dear lord ^.^ he >_> is; ÚwÚ and I -His ^-^ sewvant live, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww his vassaw ^-^ die. -ÚwÚ He >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be my brother. ->w< COUNTESS. Nyow I >_> youw >_> mothew? -HEWENyA. You awe my mothew, ^.^ madam; would you wewe- -^w^ So UwU that my lord >_> youw :3 son ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot my OwO bwothew- -:3 Indeed my mothew! Ow ;;w;; wewe you uWu both ^-^ ouw >w< mothews, -I cawe nyo ^-^ mowe uWu fow than I ^-^ do uWu fow UwU heaven, -^w^ So I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot his sistew. x3 Can't nyo xDD othew, -But, I >_> youw >_> daughtew, ^.^ he >w< must >w< be my xDD bwothew? ->w< COUNTESS. x3 Yes, >_< Hewen, you UwU might >w< be my >_< daughtew-in-waw. -:3 God OwO shiewd you UwU mean ^.^ it :33 nyot! 'daughter' ÚwÚ and 'mothew' -^w^ So ^-^ stwive x3 upon >_> youw puwse. >_< What! OwO pawe OwO again? -UwU My ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; hath catch'd >_> youw >_> fondnyess. Nyow I UwU see -The x3 myst'wy >_> of >_> youw uWu wonyewinyess, ÚwÚ and find -Your salt >_> teaws' head. Nyow ^-^ to >w< aww :33 sense 'tis :3 gwoss -You love my :3 son; ÚwÚ invention :3 is >_< asham'd, -uWu Against OwO the proclamation >_> of >w< thy :3 passion, -ÚwÚ To uWu say :3 thou OwO dost not. OwO Thewefowe tell me true; -But tell me then, 'tis >w< so; for, look, >w< thy x3 cheeks -:3 Confess it, th' ^-^ onye ^-^ to th' other; ÚwÚ and UwU thinye eyes -^w^ See ^.^ it OwO so ^.^ gwosswy shown in >w< thy behaviours -:33 That in theiw >w< kind uWu they speak xDD it; only xDD sin -And ^.^ hewwish obstinacy OwO tie >w< thy tongue, -:33 That >w< twuth shouwd >w< be >w< suspected. xDD Speak, :3 is't so? ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, you ^.^ have x3 wound :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy uWu cwew; ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; nyot, fowsweaw't; ÚwÚ howe'ew, I chawge ^.^ thee, -UwU As >w< heaven uWu shaww wowk in me uWu fow UwU thinye avaiw, -ÚwÚ To tell me ;;w;; twuwy. -HEWENyA. Good UwU madam, pawdon >_> me. ->w< COUNTESS. Do you love my xDD son? -HEWENyA. Your pawdon, x3 nyobwe OwO mistwess. ->w< COUNTESS. ^-^ Wuv you my xDD son? -HEWENyA. Do ^.^ nyot you love ^w^ him, OwO madam? ->w< COUNTESS. uWu Go ^.^ nyot ;;w;; about; my love ;;w;; hath xDD in't :3 a bond -^.^ Wheweof OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ takes >_< nyote. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ discwose -The OwO state >_> of >_> youw affection; uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ passions ->_< Have ^-^ to OwO the :33 fuww :33 appeach'd. -HEWENyA. ;;w;; Then I uWu confess, -;;w;; Hewe uWu on my xDD knyee, before UwU high >w< heaven ÚwÚ and you, -:33 That before you, ÚwÚ and next x3 unto UwU high UwU heaven, -I love >_> youw :33 son. -UwU My fwiends ;;w;; wewe xDD poow, uWu but ^-^ honyest; ÚwÚ so's my wuv. -Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; offended, uWu fow ^.^ it hurts ^.^ nyot him -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is :33 wov'd >_> of me; I follow him ^.^ nyot -By ^-^ any token >_> of OwO pwesumptuous ^.^ suit, -Nyow would I ^.^ have him ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ do deserve him; ->_> Yet never xDD knyow how UwU that desewt shouwd UwU be. -I xDD knyow I love in vain, ^-^ stwive x3 against OwO hope; ->_> Yet in :3 this :3 captious ÚwÚ and >_> intenyibwe >_> sieve -I still pouw in OwO the UwU watews >_> of my love, -And wack ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wose ^.^ stiww. ;;w;; Thus, >_> Indian-wike, ->w< Wewigious in >_< minye ^-^ ewwow, I adore -The >_< sun UwU that looks x3 upon his xDD wowshippew -But knows >_> of him nyo more. UwU My ;;w;; deawest UwU madam, ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw UwU hate uWu encountew with my love, ->_< Fow :33 woving xDD whewe you do; uWu but ^-^ if OwO youwsewf, -uWu Whose ;;w;; aged uWu honyouw cites :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous youth, -OwO Did >w< evew in OwO so OwO twue :3 a flame >_> of ^-^ wiking ->_< Wish ^w^ chastewy ÚwÚ and love dearly UwU that >_> youw xDD Dian ->_> Was uWu both x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and Love; :33 O, then, ^w^ give ^-^ pity -ÚwÚ To xDD hew uWu whose OwO state :3 is such UwU that cannyot OwO choose -But lend ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD whewe ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ suwe ^-^ to wose; -:33 That UwU seeks ^.^ nyot ^-^ to find UwU that xDD hew >_> seawch impwies, -But, widdwe-wike, ;;w;; wives OwO sweetwy xDD whewe ^.^ she uWu dies! ->w< COUNTESS. Had you ^.^ nyot lately OwO an intent-speak truly- -ÚwÚ To >w< go ^-^ to uWu Pawis? -HEWENyA. ^w^ Madam, I xDD had. ->w< COUNTESS. >_< Whewefowe? >_> Teww true. -HEWENyA. I uWu wiww tell OwO twuth; uWu by OwO gwace itsewf I uWu sweaw. -You xDD knyow my fathew weft me >w< some prescriptions -x3 Of x3 wawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwov'd effects, such as his reading -And manyifest experience xDD had cowwected ->_< Fow ^w^ genyewaw x3 suvweignty; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he wiww'd me -UwU In ;;w;; heedfuww'st ;;w;; wesewvation ^-^ to bestow ;;w;; them, -UwU As :3 nyotes uWu whose ^-^ facuwties :3 incwusive ;;w;; wewe -Mowe than uWu they ;;w;; wewe in >_< nyote. Amongst OwO the west -Thewe :3 is :3 a wemedy, approv'd, xDD set down, -ÚwÚ To cure OwO the desperate languishings ^w^ wheweof -The UwU King :3 is x3 wendew'd xDD wost. ->w< COUNTESS. :3 This ÚwÚ was >_> youw uWu motive ->_< Fow Pawis, ÚwÚ was it? ;;w;; Speak. -HEWENyA. UwU My lord >_> youw :3 son :3 made me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of this, -Else Pawis, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> medicinye, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; King, -Had ^-^ fwom OwO the convewsation >_> of my >_> thoughts -:3 Hapwy >_< been ÚwÚ absent xDD then. ->w< COUNTESS. But ÚwÚ think you, >_< Hewen, ->w< If you shouwd >w< tendew >_> youw supposed ^-^ aid, -ÚwÚ He would weceive it? ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and his :3 physicians -uWu Awe >_> of :3 a mind: >_< he, UwU that uWu they cannyot ^w^ hewp him; -:3 They, UwU that uWu they cannyot uWu hewp. OwO How uWu shaww uWu they ÚwÚ cwedit -OwO A UwU poow unweawnyed UwU viwgin, when OwO the schoows, -Embowell'd >_> of theiw :3 doctwinye, ^.^ have let x3 off -The danger ^-^ to itself? -HEWENyA. There's xDD something xDD in't -Mowe than my >_< fathew's skill, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO the >w< gweat'st -x3 Of his profession, UwU that his good ^-^ weceipt -:33 Shaww uWu fow my legacy >w< be ^-^ sanctified -By th' OwO wuckiest x3 staws in ^-^ heaven; :3 and, would >_> youw uWu honyouw -But ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to twy >w< success, :3 I'd venture -The weww-wost life >_> of >_< minye uWu on his Gwace's ^w^ cuwe. -By such :3 a :3 day ÚwÚ and hour. ->w< COUNTESS. Dost :3 thou ^w^ bewieve't? -HEWENyA. >w< Ay, UwU madam, xDD knyowingwy. ->w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Why, >_< Hewen, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have my xDD weave ÚwÚ and love, -:3 Means ÚwÚ and UwU attendants, ÚwÚ and my :33 woving UwU gweetings -ÚwÚ To x3 those >_> of >_< minye in couwt. I'll stay at home, -And pray God's xDD bwessing OwO into >w< thy OwO attempt. -Be gonye to-morrow; ÚwÚ and >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of this, -What I can ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^w^ miss. >_< Exeunt - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. -^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the KING with divews x3 young LORDS ^-^ taking xDD weave -uWu fow OwO the OwO Fwowentinye waw; x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and PAROLLES; ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -^w^ KING. Faweweww, x3 young lords; ^.^ these xDD waw-wike ^-^ pwincipwes -Do ^.^ nyot thwow ^-^ fwom you. And you, my x3 wowds, faweweww; -Shawe OwO the >_> advice ;;w;; betwixt OwO you; ^-^ if uWu both >_< gain aww, -The >_> gift doth ;;w;; stwetch itsewf as 'tis weceiv'd, -And :3 is enough uWu fow >_> both. -OwO FIWST LORD. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ ouw hope, ;;w;; siw, -:33 Aftew OwO weww-ent'wed soldiers, ^-^ to xDD wetuwn -And find >_> youw OwO Gwace in ^w^ heawth. -^w^ KING. No, no, ^.^ it cannyot ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my OwO heawt -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot x3 confess ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes OwO the mawady -:33 That doth my life besiege. Faweweww, x3 young lords; -:3 Whethew I live ^w^ ow x3 die, >w< be you OwO the >_< sons -x3 Of >w< wowthy xDD Fwenchmen; let highew Italy- -Those ^w^ bated UwU that xDD inhewit uWu but OwO the ^-^ faww -x3 Of OwO the last UwU monyawchy-see UwU that you come -:3 Nyot ^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD honyouw, uWu but ^-^ to wed xDD it; when -The bwavest x3 questant UwU shwinks, find what you seek, -:33 That ÚwÚ fame ^-^ may x3 cwy you awoud. I uWu say faweweww. -x3 SECOND LORD. Health, at >_> youw ^-^ bidding, sewve >_> youw >w< Majesty! -^w^ KING. Those girls >_> of >_< Itawy, UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of them; -^.^ They uWu say ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench wack language ^-^ to deny, ->w< If uWu they >w< demand; UwU bewawe >_> of being captives -Before you uWu sewve. -uWu BOTH. Our hearts weceive >_> youw :3 wawnyings. -^w^ KING. >w< Faweweww. uWu [To ATTENDANTS] Come UwU hithew ^-^ to >_> me. -The KING :3 wetiwes attended -OwO FIWST LORD. :3 O my ^w^ sweet lord, UwU that you uWu wiww stay >_> behind >_< us! ->w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot his UwU fauwt, OwO the ^w^ spawk. -x3 SECOND LORD. :33 O, 'tis bwave waws! ->w< PAWOWWES. uWu Most :33 admiwabwe! I ^.^ have uWu seen x3 those ;;w;; waws. -BERTRAM. I x3 am ^w^ commanded here ÚwÚ and ^-^ kept :3 a ;;w;; coiw with ->w< 'Too OwO young' ÚwÚ and next year' ÚwÚ and UwU "Tis xDD too ^.^ eawwy.' ->w< PAWOWWES. An >w< thy :33 mind ^.^ stand ^-^ to ;;w;; 't, OwO boy, >_< steaw away bwavewy. -BERTRAM. I uWu shaww stay here OwO the fowehowse ^-^ to :3 a OwO smock, -Creaking my ÚwÚ shoes uWu on OwO the ;;w;; pwain masonwy, -;;w;; Tiww uWu honyouw >w< be bought uWu up, ÚwÚ and nyo >_< swowd OwO wown -But ^-^ onye ^-^ to ^-^ dance OwO with. By UwU heaven, I'll >_< steaw >_> away. -OwO FIWST LORD. There's uWu honyouw in OwO the >_> theft. ->w< PAWOWWES. :33 Commit it, Count. -x3 SECOND LORD. I x3 am >_> youw OwO accessawy; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. -BERTRAM. I gwow ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw pawting :3 is :3 a towtuw'd ÚwÚ body. -OwO FIWST LORD. Faweweww, uWu Captain. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^.^ Sweet :33 Monsieuw Parolles! ->w< PAWOWWES. x3 Nyobwe uWu hewoes, my >_< swowd ÚwÚ and x3 youws awe kin. Good >_> spawks ÚwÚ and -wustwous, :3 a ;;w;; wowd, good :33 metaws: you uWu shaww find in OwO the wegiment >_> of -OwO the ^w^ Spinyii ^-^ onye x3 Captain :33 Spuwio, with his >_> cicatwice, OwO an emblem >_> of -war, here uWu on his sinister xDD cheek; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 this vewy >_< swowd -entrench'd it. Say ^-^ to him I :3 wive; ÚwÚ and observe his reports uWu fow >_> me. -OwO FIWST LORD. We ^-^ shaww, x3 nyobwe uWu Captain. ->w< PAWOWWES. >w< Maws dote uWu on you uWu fow his novices! >_< Exeunt LORDS -What uWu wiww ye x3 do? - -;;w;; We-entew OwO the KING - -BERTRAM. >_< Stay; OwO the >_< King! ->w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Use :3 a ^-^ mowe xDD spacious >_< cewemony ^-^ to OwO the x3 nyobwe lords; you ^.^ have -x3 westwain'd yourself within OwO the list >_> of xDD too x3 cowd OwO an ^.^ adieu. Be ^-^ mowe ->w< expwessive ^-^ to them; uWu fow uWu they wear themsewves in OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of OwO the -time; there ^-^ do uWu mustew OwO twue >_> gait; >w< eat, ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and UwU muv, uWu undew OwO the -influence >_> of OwO the UwU most receiv'd staw; ÚwÚ and >w< though OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; wead -OwO the >_> measuwe, such awe ^-^ to >w< be >w< fowwowed. :33 Aftew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 a ^-^ mowe ->_< diwated faweweww. -BERTRAM. And I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. ->w< PAWOWWES. Wowthy xDD fewwows; ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv UwU most sinewy ;;w;; swowd-men. ->_< Exeunt x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES - -x3 Entew LAFEU - -OwO WAFEU. >_> [Knyeewing] >_> Pawdon, my lord, uWu fow me ÚwÚ and uWu fow my OwO tidings. -^w^ KING. I'll >_< fee ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^.^ stand :33 up. -OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Then >w< hewe's :3 a man ^-^ stands UwU that >_> has ^w^ bwought his ;;w;; pawdon. -I would you xDD had >w< knyeew'd, my lord, ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask me >_> mewcy; -And UwU that at my >_> bidding you :33 couwd OwO so ^.^ stand :33 up. -^w^ KING. I would I >w< had; OwO so I xDD had x3 bwoke >w< thy xDD pate, -And ÚwÚ ask'd ÚwÚ thee UwU mewcy for't. -OwO WAFEU. Good :33 faith, across! -But, my good lord, 'tis ^.^ thus: uWu wiww you >w< be x3 cuw'd -x3 Of >_> youw infirmity? -^w^ KING. >_< Nyo. -OwO WAFEU. :33 O, uWu wiww you xDD eat -:3 Nyo grapes, my :33 woyaw fox? x3 Yes, uWu but you uWu wiww -UwU My x3 nyobwe grapes, OwO an ^-^ if my :33 woyaw :3 fox -Could weach them: I ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a >w< medicinye -^.^ That's able ^-^ to bweathe life OwO into :3 a ^.^ stonye, -Quicken :3 a rock, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you ^-^ dance x3 canyawy -x3 With ^-^ spwitewy x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and motion; uWu whose ÚwÚ simpwe ^.^ touch -^-^ Is >w< powewfuw ^-^ to uWu awaise UwU King x3 Pepin, xDD nyay, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give gweat >_< Chawwemain :3 a ;;w;; pen :33 in's hand -And wwite ^-^ to xDD hew :3 a ^.^ wuv-winye. -^w^ KING. What xDD hew :3 is uWu this? -OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Doctow OwO She! UwU My lord, :33 thewe's ^-^ onye awwiv'd, ->w< If you uWu wiww UwU see :3 hew. Nyow, uWu by my :3 faith ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, ->w< If >_< sewiouswy I ^-^ may convey my >_> thoughts -UwU In :3 this my ^.^ wight dewivewance, I ^.^ have xDD spoke -x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that in xDD hew ;;w;; sex, xDD hew yeaws, profession, -ÚwÚ Wisdom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ constancy, ;;w;; hath >w< amaz'd me ^-^ mowe ->w< Than I dare blame my ^.^ weaknyess. uWu Wiww you UwU see UwU hew, ->_< Fow UwU that :3 is xDD hew ;;w;; demand, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew business? -:33 That >_< donye, waugh ;;w;; weww at >_> me. -^w^ KING. Nyow, good ;;w;; Wafeu, ->_< Bwing in OwO the admiration, UwU that ^-^ we with OwO the -May uWu spend ^-^ ouw wonder UwU too, ^w^ ow UwU take x3 off UwU thinye -By >_> wond'wing how :3 thou UwU took'st it. -OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll x3 fit you, -And ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< aww :3 day nyeithew. Exit LAFEU -^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ he his speciaw nyothing >w< evew pwowogues. - -;;w;; We-entew LAFEU with ^.^ HEWENyA - -OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Nyay, come >_> youw xDD ways. -^w^ KING. :3 This haste ;;w;; hath x3 wings :3 indeed. -OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Nyay, come >_> youw ways; -:3 This :3 is his Majesty; uWu say >_> youw :33 mind ^-^ to >_> him. -OwO A >_> twaitow you ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook wike; uWu but such ^-^ twaitows -His uWu Majesty uWu sewdom UwU feaws. I x3 am ÚwÚ Cwessid's uncwe, -:33 That dare xDD weave two >w< togethew. Fawe you :33 weww. Exit -^w^ KING. Nyow, fair one, OwO does >_> youw ^-^ businyess follow >_> us? -HEWENyA. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -Gewawd ^.^ de Narbon ÚwÚ was my fathew, -UwU In what ^.^ he >_> did profess, ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ found. -^w^ KING. I knew >_> him. -HEWENyA. The wathew uWu wiww I spawe my ^.^ pwaises towards him; -:33 Knyowing him :3 is ^w^ enyough. xDD On's bed >_> of death ->_> Many receipts ^.^ he >_> gave me; chiefwy one, ->w< Which, as OwO the ;;w;; deawest xDD issue >_> of his pwactice, -And >_> of his ^.^ owd experience th' only :33 dawwing, -ÚwÚ He bade me ^.^ stowe OwO up as :3 a twipwe eye, -Safew than >_< minye >_> own ^-^ two, ^-^ mowe ;;w;; deaw. I ^.^ have :3 so: -And, hearing >_> youw UwU high uWu Majesty :3 is ^w^ touch'd -x3 With UwU that xDD mawignyant cause wherein OwO the uWu honyouw -x3 Of my dear >_< fathew's >_> gift ^-^ stands >_> chief in :33 powew, -I come ^-^ to >w< tendew it, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ appwiance, -x3 With >w< aww bound OwO humbwenyess. -^w^ KING. We :3 thank you, xDD maiden; -But ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so :33 cweduwous >_> of cure, -When ^-^ ouw UwU most ^w^ weawnyed ÚwÚ doctows xDD weave >w< us, ÚwÚ and -The >w< congwegated cowwege ^.^ have concwuded -:33 That >_> wabouwing art can never >_< wansom ^-^ nyatuwe -From xDD hew inyaidabwe ;;w;; estate-I uWu say ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyot -^w^ So :33 stain ^-^ ouw judgment, ^w^ ow corrupt ^-^ ouw hope, -ÚwÚ To prostitute ^-^ ouw uWu past-cuwe mawady -ÚwÚ To empiwics; ^w^ ow ^-^ to >_< dissevew OwO so -Our gweat uWu sewf ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cwedit ^-^ to >_< esteem -OwO A ÚwÚ sensewess help, when ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ past :33 sense ^-^ we deem. -HEWENyA. UwU My >_> duty then uWu shaww pay me uWu fow my ^.^ pains. -I uWu wiww nyo ^-^ mowe enforce >_< minye >w< office uWu on OwO you; -;;w;; Humbwy xDD entweating ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 woyaw >_> thoughts -OwO A modest ^-^ onye ^-^ to bear me xDD back again. -^w^ KING. I cannyot ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wess, ^-^ to >w< be xDD caww'd xDD gwatefuw. -Thou thought'st ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me; ÚwÚ and such ^w^ thanks I ^w^ give -UwU As ^-^ onye ;;w;; nyeaw death ^-^ to x3 those UwU that ^w^ wish him wive. -But what at :33 fuww I >w< knyow, :3 thou uWu knyow'st nyo part; -I ÚwÚ knyowing >w< aww my ;;w;; pewiw, :3 thou nyo awt. -HEWENyA. What I can ^-^ do can ^-^ do nyo hurt ^-^ to :33 twy, -x3 Since you xDD set OwO up >_> youw west >w< 'gainst wemedy. -ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> of :3 gweatest ^w^ wowks :3 is >w< finyishew -Oft OwO does them uWu by OwO the >_> weakest minister. -^w^ So holy :3 wwit in >w< babes ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ judgment UwU shown, -When >_< judges ^.^ have >_< been ÚwÚ babes. Great floods ^.^ have :3 fwown -From ÚwÚ simpwe >_< souwces, ÚwÚ and gweat :33 seas ^.^ have dried -When xDD miwacwes ^.^ have uWu by OwO the :3 gweatest >_< been ^w^ denyied. -Oft x3 expectation ^.^ faiws, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^w^ oft there -:3 Whewe UwU most ^.^ it promises; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft ^.^ it :3 hits -:3 Whewe >w< hope :3 is x3 cowdest, ÚwÚ and ^.^ despaiw UwU most fits. -^w^ KING. I >w< must ^.^ nyot hear thee. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, >w< kind >_< maid; -x3 Thy ÚwÚ pains, ^.^ nyot us'd, >w< must uWu by thyself >w< be :33 paid; -uWu Pwoffews ^.^ nyot took :33 weap ^w^ thanks uWu fow theiw ^w^ wewawd. -HEWENyA. :3 Inspiwed merit OwO so uWu by >_> bweath :3 is UwU baww'd. -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so with :3 Him UwU that >w< aww >w< things knows, -UwU As 'tis with OwO us UwU that :3 squawe ^-^ ouw ^.^ guess uWu by >w< shows; -But UwU most ^.^ it :3 is uWu pwesumption in OwO us when -The ^w^ hewp >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ we ;;w;; count OwO the ^.^ act >_> of ^-^ men. -UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my ^-^ endeavouws ^w^ give UwU consent; -x3 Of UwU heaven, ^.^ nyot uWu me, ^-^ make OwO an expewiment. -I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO an impostow, UwU that :3 pwocwaim -Myself x3 against OwO the ^w^ wevew >_> of >_< minye OwO aim; -But xDD knyow I xDD think, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think I xDD knyow UwU most ;;w;; suwe, -UwU My art :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past power :3 nyow you ÚwÚ past ^w^ cuwe. -^w^ KING. Awt :3 thou OwO so >_> confident? xDD Within what space ->w< Hop'st :3 thou my :33 cuwe? -HEWENyA. The :3 gweatest OwO Gwace :33 wending >_< gwace. -Ewe ^w^ twice OwO the howses >_> of OwO the >_< sun uWu shaww bwing -Their :33 fiewy UwU towchew his x3 diuwnyaw ;;w;; wing, -Ewe ^w^ twice in muwk ÚwÚ and occidentaw ^.^ damp -Moist Hesperus ;;w;; hath >_< quench'd his sweepy lamp, -Ow ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and twenty xDD times OwO the pilot's :3 gwass -;;w;; Hath told OwO the ^w^ thievish minutes how uWu they pass, -What :3 is infirm ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 sound pawts uWu shaww fly, -OwO Heawth uWu shaww live ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and sicknyess ^-^ fweewy ^-^ die. -^w^ KING. :3 Upon >w< thy ;;w;; cewtainty ÚwÚ and >_< confidence -What :33 daw'st :3 thou ^-^ ventuwe? -HEWENyA. Tax >_> of ^w^ impudence, -OwO A ÚwÚ stwumpet's x3 bowdnyess, :3 a ÚwÚ divuwged shame, -x3 Twaduc'd uWu by ^-^ odious xDD bawwads; my maiden's name -ÚwÚ Seaw'd otherwise; ÚwÚ nye >_< wowse >_> of ^-^ wowst-extended -x3 With ^-^ viwest >_> towtuwe let my life >w< be OwO ended. -^w^ KING. x3 Methinks in ÚwÚ thee >w< some bwessed spirit doth speak -His >w< powewfuw :33 sound within OwO an organ weak; -And what >_< impossibiwity would ^.^ sway -UwU In ^w^ common :33 sense, :33 sense ;;w;; saves another way. -x3 Thy life :3 is dear; uWu fow >w< aww UwU that life can ^.^ wate -Worth name >_> of life in ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hath xDD estimate: -x3 Youth, :3 beauty, ;;w;; wisdom, :3 couwage, >w< aww -:33 That >w< happinyess ÚwÚ and >_> pwime can x3 happy :3 caww. -Thou :3 this ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ;;w;; intimate -Skiww >_< infinyite ^w^ ow monstrous despewate. -^.^ Sweet practiser, >w< thy ÚwÚ physic I uWu wiww :33 twy, -:33 That ^.^ minyistews UwU thinye >_> own death ^-^ if I ^-^ die. -HEWENyA. >w< If I >_< bweak UwU time, ^w^ ow >w< fwinch in property -x3 Of what I spoke, x3 unpitied let me ^.^ die; -And ;;w;; weww deserv'd. :3 Nyot helping, >_> death's my fee; -But, ^-^ if I help, what ^-^ do you pwomise x3 me? -^w^ KING. UwU Make >w< thy :3 demand. -HEWENyA. But uWu wiww you ^-^ make ^.^ it >w< even? -^w^ KING. >w< Ay, uWu by my OwO sceptwe ÚwÚ and my OwO hopes >_> of >_< heaven. -HEWENyA. ;;w;; Then ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^w^ give me with >w< thy >w< kingwy hand -What xDD husband in >w< thy power I uWu wiww ^.^ command. -^w^ Exempted >w< be ^-^ fwom me OwO the arrogance -ÚwÚ To OwO choose ^-^ fwom :3 fowth OwO the :33 woyaw UwU bwood >_> of UwU Fwance, -UwU My low ÚwÚ and humbwe name ^-^ to ;;w;; pwopagate -x3 With ^-^ any branch ^w^ ow ^.^ image >_> of >w< thy x3 state; -But such :3 a one, >w< thy vassaw, xDD whom I xDD knyow -^-^ Is free uWu fow me ^-^ to ^-^ ask, ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >_< bestow. -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my >w< hand; OwO the >_< pwemises OwO obsewv'd, -x3 Thy uWu wiww uWu by my pewfowmance uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; sewv'd. -^w^ So ^-^ make OwO the UwU choice >_> of >w< thy >_> own UwU time, uWu fow OwO I, -x3 Thy resolv'd :3 patient, uWu on ÚwÚ thee still OwO wewy. -Mowe shouwd I xDD question ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe I xDD must, -^-^ Though ^-^ mowe ^-^ to xDD knyow :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ mowe ^-^ to twust, -From :3 whence :3 thou cam'st, how ÚwÚ tended x3 on. But west -Unquestion'd ^-^ wewcome ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undoubted blest. ->w< Give me >w< some ^w^ hewp ;;w;; hewe, UwU ho! >w< If :3 thou :33 pwoceed -UwU As UwU high as ;;w;; wowd, my deed uWu shaww ^-^ match >w< thy :3 deed. -[Flourish. ^-^ Exeunt] - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. -Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN - ->w< COUNTESS. Come OwO on, siw; I uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< put you ^-^ to OwO the >_< height >_> of >_> youw -breeding. -CLOWN. I uWu wiww show ^-^ mysewf highly ^-^ fed ÚwÚ and >_> wowwy xDD taught. I xDD knyow my -^-^ businyess :3 is uWu but ^-^ to OwO the couwt. ->w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ To OwO the couwt! ÚwÚ Why, what place ^-^ make you :3 speciaw, when you ->w< put x3 off UwU that with such ;;w;; contempt? But ^-^ to OwO the couwt! -CLOWN. Twuwy, UwU madam, ^-^ if :3 God ^.^ have lent :3 a man ^-^ any xDD mannyews, ^.^ he ^-^ may -easiwy >w< put ^.^ it x3 off at couwt. ÚwÚ He UwU that cannyot ^-^ make :3 a :33 weg, >w< put x3 off's -xDD cap, ÚwÚ kiss his ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, >_> has neither :33 weg, x3 hands, lip, -:3 nyow xDD cap; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed such :3 a fewwow, ^-^ to uWu say >w< pwecisewy, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu fow -OwO the >_> couwt; uWu but uWu fow uWu me, I ^.^ have OwO an ÚwÚ answew uWu wiww sewve >w< aww ^-^ men. ->w< COUNTESS. x3 Mawwy, that's :3 a bountiful ÚwÚ answew UwU that ^-^ fits >w< aww ^w^ questions. -CLOWN. ^w^ It :3 is >_< wike :3 a ^-^ bawbew's ^w^ chaiw, UwU that ^-^ fits >w< aww buttocks-the :3 pin -buttock, OwO the ^-^ quatch buttock, OwO the bwawn buttock, ^w^ ow ^-^ any buttock. ->w< COUNTESS. uWu Wiww >_> youw ÚwÚ answew sewve x3 fit ^-^ to >w< aww ;;w;; questions? -CLOWN. UwU As x3 fit as >w< ten gwoats :3 is uWu fow OwO the hand >_> of OwO an ^w^ attownyey, as >_> youw -xDD Fwench :3 cwown uWu fow >_> youw :3 taffety x3 punk, as x3 Tib's x3 wush uWu fow Tom's -UwU fowefingew, as :3 a pancake uWu fow xDD Shwuv ;;w;; Tuesday, :3 a mowwis uWu fow ÚwÚ Mayday, -as OwO the nail ^-^ to his :3 howe, OwO the uWu cuckowd ^-^ to his horn, as :3 a scolding -OwO quean ^-^ to :3 a :33 wwangwing >_< knyave, as OwO the nun's x3 wip ^-^ to OwO the fwiaw's -^-^ mouth; xDD nyay, as OwO the ^.^ pudding ^-^ to his skin. ->w< COUNTESS. >_< Have you, OwO I, ÚwÚ say, OwO an ÚwÚ answew >_> of such :33 fitnyess uWu fow >w< aww -;;w;; questions? -CLOWN. From x3 bewow >_> youw >_> duke ^-^ to beneath >_> youw constable, ^.^ it uWu wiww x3 fit -^-^ any :33 question. ->w< COUNTESS. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be OwO an ÚwÚ answew >_> of UwU most monstrous UwU size UwU that >w< must x3 fit ->w< aww >_> demands. -CLOWN. But :3 a twifwe neither, in good :33 faith, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ weawnyed shouwd -speak >w< twuth >_> of it. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ;;w;; bewongs to't. ^-^ Ask me -^-^ if I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ couwtiew: ^.^ it uWu shaww ^-^ do you nyo harm ^-^ to :3 weawn. ->w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 young uWu again, ^-^ if ^-^ we UwU couwd, I uWu wiww >w< be :3 a OwO foow in -^.^ question, OwO hoping ^-^ to >w< be OwO the uWu wisew uWu by >_> youw >w< answew. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, -awe you :3 a >w< couwtiew? -CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, sir!-There's :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe OwO putting UwU off. More, :3 mowe, :3 a -^-^ hundwed >_> of ^.^ them. ->w< COUNTESS. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fwiend >_> of xDD youws, UwU that loves you. -CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, :33 siw!-Thick, UwU thick; spawe ^.^ nyot >_> me. ->w< COUNTESS. I xDD think, ;;w;; siw, you can xDD eat UwU nyonye >_> of :3 this ;;w;; homewy meat. -CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ siw!-Nyay, >w< put me to't, I ;;w;; wawwant you. ->w< COUNTESS. You ;;w;; wewe lately whipp'd, ;;w;; siw, as I uWu think. -CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw!-Spawe ^.^ nyot >_> me. ->w< COUNTESS. Do you x3 cwy 'O :3 Wowd, uWu siw!' at >_> youw whipping, ÚwÚ and 'spare -^.^ nyot x3 me'? :3 Indeed >_> youw 'O :3 Wowd, uWu siw!' :3 is vewy ^.^ sequent ^-^ to >_> youw -ÚwÚ whipping. You would ÚwÚ answew vewy ;;w;; weww ^-^ to :3 a whipping, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe -uWu but bound to't. -CLOWN. I :33 nye'ew xDD had >_< wowse xDD wuck in my life in my 'O :3 Wowd, uWu siw!' I UwU see -thing's ^-^ may sewve long, uWu but ^.^ nyot sewve ever. ->w< COUNTESS. I xDD pway OwO the x3 nyobwe housewife with OwO the UwU time, -ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain ^.^ it OwO so UwU mewwiwy with :3 a >_> foow. -CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ siw!-Why, thewe't sewves ;;w;; weww again. ->w< COUNTESS. An end, :3 siw! ÚwÚ To >_> youw OwO businyess: ^w^ give Hewen this, -And :3 uwge xDD hew ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ answew >w< back; -ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my ^.^ kinsmen ÚwÚ and my :33 son. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ much. -CLOWN. :3 Nyot >w< much ^.^ commendation ^-^ to >w< them? ->w< COUNTESS. :3 Nyot >w< much employment uWu fow you. You undewstand x3 me? -CLOWN. uWu Most ;;w;; fwuitfuwwy; I x3 am there before my wegs. ->w< COUNTESS. xDD Haste you again. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew BEWTWAM, WAFEU, ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES - -OwO WAFEU. ^.^ They uWu say xDD miwacwes awe ÚwÚ past; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ ouw phiwosophicaw -persons ^-^ to ^-^ make modewn ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ famiwiaw >w< things supernatural ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ causewess. >_< Hence :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ make >_< twifwes >_> of uWu tewwows, -UwU ensconcing uWu ouwsewves OwO into seeming knowledge when ^-^ we shouwd x3 submit -uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to OwO an uWu unknyown fear. ->w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis OwO the wawest awgument >_> of wonder UwU that ;;w;; hath shot ->_< out in ^-^ ouw wattew x3 times. -BERTRAM. And OwO so OwO 'tis. -OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu wewinquish'd >_> of OwO the awtists- ->w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ So I >_< say-both >_> of Gawen ÚwÚ and x3 Pawacewsus. -OwO WAFEU. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the ^w^ weawnyed ÚwÚ and authentic OwO fewwows- ->w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Wight; OwO so I >w< say. -OwO WAFEU. :33 That >_> gave him >_< out incuwabwe- ->w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, there 'tis; OwO so uWu say I ^w^ too. -OwO WAFEU. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be x3 hewp'd- ->w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Wight; as 'twere :3 a man assur'd >_> of a- -OwO WAFEU. Uncertain life ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe :33 death. ->w< PAWOWWES. xDD Just; you uWu say ;;w;; weww; OwO so would I ^.^ have ^w^ said. -OwO WAFEU. I ^-^ may ^.^ twuwy uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ nyuvwty ^-^ to OwO the world. ->w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It :3 is :3 indeed. >w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it in >_> showing, you uWu shaww -;;w;; wead ^.^ it in ^.^ what-do-ye-caww't here. -OwO WAFEU. >_> [Weading OwO the >_< bawwad ;;w;; titwe] 'A >w< Showing >_> of :3 a Heavenly -;;w;; Effect in OwO an >w< Eawthwy Actor.' ->w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ That's xDD it; I would ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO the vewy OwO same. -OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ Why, >_> youw UwU dowphin :3 is ^.^ nyot lustier. ^-^ 'Fowe uWu me, I speak in +PAROLLES. >_> Thewe's xDD wittwe ^.^ can be uWu said uWu in UwU 't; UwU 'tis OwO against x3 the UwU wuwe +of :33 nyatuwe. ;;w;; To speak on x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of ^w^ viwginyity >_> is to ;;w;; accuse x3 youw +>_> mothews; which >_> is UwU most >_< infawwibwe x3 disobedience. >w< He :3 that uWu hangs +>_< himsewf >_> is :3 a virgin; ^w^ viwginyity murders itself, ÚwÚ and >_> shouwd be +buried uWu in xDD highways, x3 out of aww ^-^ sanctified >_< wimit, >_< as :3 a despewate +xDD offendwess OwO against :33 nyatuwe. Viwginyity breeds >_< mites, much ^.^ wike :3 a +>_< cheese; >_< consumes itsewf to x3 the xDD vewy paring, ÚwÚ and UwU so dies with +feeding :33 his UwU own :33 stomach. :33 Besides, ^w^ viwginyity >_> is peevish, :3 pwoud, +idwe, UwU made of self-love, which >_> is x3 the UwU most >w< inhibited x3 sin uWu in x3 the +^w^ canyon. ^w^ Keep >w< it x3 nyot; xDD you ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but wose >_< by't. UwU Out :33 with't. +OwO Within ;;w;; ten xDD yeaw >w< it xDD wiww >_< make itsewf x3 ten, which >_> is :3 a xDD goodwy +:3 incwease; ÚwÚ and x3 the principal itsewf nyot much x3 the x3 wowse. UwU Away +:33 with't. +HEWENyA. How ^w^ might one UwU do, ^w^ siw, to wose >w< it to her UwU own >w< wiking? +PAROLLES. Let ;;w;; me ^-^ see. OwO Mawwy, :33 iww to ^.^ wike ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ nye'ew >w< it likes. +'Tis :3 a :3 commodity xDD wiww wose x3 the gloss with lying; x3 the longer kept, +x3 the less uWu wowth. :33 Off >_> with't OwO whiwe UwU 'tis >_< vendibwe; answew x3 the time +of xDD wequest. Viwginyity, ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; owd couwtiew, ^-^ weaws her cap x3 out of +fashion, :33 wichwy ^-^ suited >_> but ÚwÚ unsuitabwe; >w< just ^.^ wike x3 the brooch ÚwÚ and +x3 the toothpick, which ^-^ weaw nyot now. uWu Youw uWu date >_> is xDD bettew uWu in x3 youw +OwO pie ÚwÚ and x3 youw porridge than uWu in x3 youw >w< cheek. xDD And x3 youw ^-^ viwginyity, +x3 youw ;;w;; owd ^-^ viwginyity, >_> is ^.^ wike one of UwU ouw OwO Fwench :33 withew'd uWu peaws: >w< it +:33 wooks UwU iww, >w< it ^w^ eats ÚwÚ dwiwy; marry, UwU 'tis :3 a :33 withew'd peaw; >w< it UwU was +formerly uWu bettew; marry, yet UwU 'tis :3 a :33 withew'd :3 peaw. Will xDD you +;;w;; anything with :33 it? +HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 my ^w^ viwginyity >_> yet. +>_> Thewe UwU shaww x3 youw >_< mastew uWu have :3 a thousand wuvs, +^-^ A :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and :3 a fwiend, +^-^ A xDD phoenyix, ;;w;; captain, ÚwÚ and >w< an enyemy, +^-^ A OwO guide, :3 a xDD goddess, ÚwÚ and :3 a sovereign, +^-^ A xDD counsewwow, :3 a traitress, ÚwÚ and :3 a deaw; +ÚwÚ His humble ambition, OwO pwoud humility, +ÚwÚ His >_< jawwing concord, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ discowd dulcet, +ÚwÚ His ^w^ faith, :33 his x3 sweet disastew; with :3 a wowwd +Of pretty, fond, OwO adoptious >_< chwistendoms +:33 That ^.^ bwinking x3 Cupid ÚwÚ gossips. Now UwU shaww xDD he- +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ^.^ he >_< shaww. ^w^ God >_> send ^.^ him OwO weww! +uWu The ^w^ couwt's :3 a learning-place, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is UwU onye- +PAROLLES. >_> What one, :33 i' OwO faith? +HEWENyA. :33 That UwU I ÚwÚ wish well. 'Tis ;;w;; pity- +PAROLLES. x3 What's x3 pity? +HEWENyA. :33 That x3 wishing weww xDD had nyot :3 a >w< body OwO in't +>_< Which ^w^ might be felt; :3 that :33 we, x3 the x3 poowew born, +>_< Whose baser stars UwU do shut >_> us x3 up uWu in wishes, +^.^ Might with UwU effects of them ;;w;; fowwow UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends +xDD And x3 show >_> what ^.^ we awonye ^w^ must >_< think, which >_< nyevew +Returns >_> us :33 thanks. + +Entew ^.^ PAGE + +xDD PAGE. ;;w;; Monsieuw Parolles, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ;;w;; cawws fow OwO you. uWu Exit ^.^ PAGE +PAROLLES. >_< Wittwe Hewen, faweweww; >_> if UwU I ^.^ can remember ÚwÚ thee, UwU I xDD wiww +think of uWu thee uWu at >_< couwt. +HEWENyA. ;;w;; Monsieuw Parolles, xDD you :3 wewe bown :33 undew :3 a x3 chawitabwe uWu staw. +PAROLLES. ;;w;; Undew :33 Maws, ^.^ I. +HEWENyA. UwU I especially >_< think, :33 undew >_< Maws. +PAROLLES. Why :33 undew UwU Man? +HEWENyA. uWu The UwU waws hath UwU so :33 kept xDD you :33 undew :3 that xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be bown +:33 undew >_< Maws. +PAROLLES. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was predominant. +HEWENyA. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was wetwogwade, UwU I >_< think, rather. +PAROLLES. Why think xDD you so? +HEWENyA. >_> You OwO go UwU so much uWu backwawd when xDD you ^w^ fight. +PAROLLES. >w< That's fow uWu advantage. +HEWENyA. ^w^ So >_> is wunnying away, when feaw ^-^ pwoposes x3 the >_< safety: >_> but x3 the +composition :3 that x3 youw valour ÚwÚ and feaw x3 makes uWu in xDD you >_> is :3 a viwtue of +:3 a ÚwÚ good *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wike x3 the ^-^ weaw well. +PAROLLES. UwU I ^w^ am UwU so full of business UwU I ;;w;; cannyot answew uWu thee acutewy. UwU I +xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn :3 pewfect :33 couwtiew; uWu in x3 the which x3 my :33 instwuction UwU shaww +serve to >_> nyatuwawize ÚwÚ thee, UwU so xDD thou wiwt be capabwe of :3 a x3 couwtiew's +counsew, ÚwÚ and understand >_> what advice UwU shaww thwust ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee; >_> ewse +xDD thou ^.^ diest uWu in ^.^ thinye unthankfuwnyess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ ignyowance x3 makes +uWu thee xDD away. uWu Faweweww. x3 When xDD thou x3 hast >_> weisuwe, >_> say >w< thy pwayews; +when xDD thou x3 hast nyonye, remember >w< thy fwiends. >_< Get uWu thee :3 a ÚwÚ good +:33 husband ÚwÚ and use ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he x3 uses thee. So, farewell. +uWu Exit +HEWENyA. Our remedies ;;w;; oft uWu in ouwsewves UwU do wie, +>_< Which ^.^ we ascwibe to UwU heaven. uWu The :3 fated sky +>w< Gives >_> us fwee >_> scope; >w< onwy xDD doth uWu backwawd puww +Our slow designs when ^.^ we ouwsewves OwO awe duww. +>_> What powew >_> is >w< it which ^-^ mounts x3 my wuv UwU so UwU high, +:33 That x3 makes ;;w;; me see, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot >w< feed >_< minye ÚwÚ eye? +uWu The mightiest xDD space uWu in :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< bwings +;;w;; To ^w^ join ^.^ wike :3 wikes, ÚwÚ and :3 kiss ^.^ wike OwO nyative xDD things. +OwO Impossibwe be ;;w;; stwange OwO attempts to UwU those +:33 That >w< weigh uWu theiw ^w^ pains uWu in sense, ÚwÚ and UwU do ^.^ suppose +>_> What hath :33 been ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. Who OwO evew >_> stwuv +;;w;; To x3 show her merit :3 that uWu did ;;w;; miss her love? +uWu The >_< King's >w< disease-my UwU pwoject OwO may >w< deceive uWu me, +OwO But x3 my x3 intents OwO awe OwO fix'd, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot OwO weave x3 me. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. +Paris. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace + +Flourish of cownyets. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, with letters, +ÚwÚ and divers OwO ATTENDANTS + +>w< KING. uWu The uWu Fwowentinyes ÚwÚ and Senoys OwO awe ^.^ by x3 th' ears; +:3 Have ÚwÚ fought with equal fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< continyue +^-^ A :33 bwaving waw. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^w^ So UwU 'tis wepowted, sir. +>w< KING. Nyay, UwU 'tis UwU most cwedibwe. We OwO hewe receive :33 it, +^-^ A ÚwÚ cewtainty, ^.^ vouch'd from UwU ouw xDD cousin Austria, +With ^.^ caution, :3 that x3 the x3 Fwowentinye xDD wiww move >_> us +For UwU speedy aid; wherein UwU ouw deawest :33 fwiend +Pwejudicates x3 the business, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd xDD seem +;;w;; To uWu have >_> us >_< make OwO denyiaw. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ÚwÚ His wuv ÚwÚ and wisdom, +Approv'd UwU so to x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, OwO may pwead +For amplest >_> cwedence. +>w< KING. >w< He hath awm'd UwU ouw ÚwÚ answew, +xDD And xDD Fwowence >_> is >w< denyied >w< befowe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes; +Yet, fow UwU ouw gentlemen :3 that >_> mean to >_> see +uWu The ^w^ Tuscan sewvice, freely uWu have ;;w;; they OwO weave +;;w;; To stand on xDD eithew part. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ It weww OwO may serve +^-^ A OwO nyuwsewy to UwU ouw gentry, who OwO awe >w< sick +For :33 bweathing ÚwÚ and >_> expwoit. +>w< KING. x3 What's ^.^ he x3 comes hewe? + +Entew BERTRAM, OwO WAFEU, ÚwÚ and x3 PAWOWWES + +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the xDD Count :33 Wousiwwon, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +Young ^w^ Bewtwam. +>w< KING. ^w^ Youth, xDD thou >_< beaw'st >w< thy father's face; +ÚwÚ Fwank nyatuwe, rather curious than uWu in xDD haste, +>_< Hath weww xDD compos'd thee. x3 Thy father's :3 mowaw parts +xDD Mayst xDD thou x3 inhewit ;;w;; too! Welcome to Paris. +BERTRAM. OwO My thanks ÚwÚ and >_> duty OwO awe x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty's. +>w< KING. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had :3 that corporal ^w^ soundnyess now, +;;w;; As when >w< thy >w< fathew ÚwÚ and mysewf uWu in ÚwÚ fwiendship +First ;;w;; twied UwU ouw soldiership. >w< He uWu did wook uWu faw +^.^ Into x3 the OwO sewvice of x3 the time, ÚwÚ and UwU was +Discipled of x3 the bravest. >w< He wasted xDD wong; +OwO But on >_> us both uWu did >_< haggish age ^.^ steaw ;;w;; on, +xDD And ÚwÚ wowe >_> us x3 out of act. ^.^ It much repairs ;;w;; me +;;w;; To tawk of x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. ^w^ In :33 his :33 youth +>w< He xDD had x3 the wit which UwU I ^.^ can weww uWu obsewve +OwO To-day uWu in UwU ouw xDD young :3 wowds; >_> but ;;w;; they OwO may xDD jest +Tiww uWu theiw UwU own ^w^ scown ^-^ wetuwn to them unnyoted +Ere ;;w;; they ^.^ can hide uWu theiw levity uWu in honyouw. +^w^ So ^.^ wike :3 a couwtiew, x3 contempt nor uWu bittewnyess +^.^ Wewe uWu in :33 his >_< pwide ow x3 shawpnyess; >_> if ;;w;; they uWu wewe, +ÚwÚ His equal xDD had :33 awak'd OwO them; ÚwÚ and :33 his honyouw, +Clock to itself, UwU knyew x3 the true minyute when +>_< Exception bid ^.^ him :3 speak, ÚwÚ and uWu at ÚwÚ this time +ÚwÚ His >_> tongue obey'd :33 his >w< hand. Who :3 wewe bewow ^.^ him +>w< He ;;w;; us'd >_< as ^-^ cweatuwes of anyothew pwace; +xDD And uWu bow'd :33 his eminyent ;;w;; top to uWu theiw wow ranks, +^.^ Making them OwO pwoud of :33 his humility +^w^ In uWu theiw poor praise ^.^ he humbled. >w< Such :3 a x3 man +^.^ Might be :3 a copy to these :3 youngew x3 times; +>_< Which, fowwowed weww, ^.^ wouwd demonstrate them nyow +OwO But :33 goews backwawd. +BERTRAM. ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ good ^w^ wemembwance, ^w^ siw, +Lies xDD wichew uWu in x3 youw >_< thoughts than on :33 his UwU tomb; +^w^ So uWu in approof ;;w;; wives nyot :33 his UwU epitaph +;;w;; As uWu in x3 youw royal :33 speech. +>w< KING. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe with x3 him! >w< He ^.^ wouwd awways UwU say- +Methinks UwU I hear ^.^ him >_< nyow; :33 his pwausive wowds +>w< He scatter'd nyot uWu in ;;w;; eaws, >_> but uWu gwafted them +;;w;; To gwow thewe, ÚwÚ and to beaw- ^w^ 'Wet ;;w;; me nyot live'- +This :33 his ÚwÚ good ^-^ mewanchowy ;;w;; oft began, +On x3 the catastrophe ÚwÚ and OwO heew of >_< pastime, +x3 When >w< it UwU was >_< out-'Wet ;;w;; me nyot live' quoth ^.^ he +'After x3 my fwame lacks ÚwÚ oiw, to be x3 the ;;w;; snyuff +Of :3 youngew ^.^ spiwits, x3 whose x3 appwehensive :33 senses +All >_> but x3 nyew ^.^ things uWu disdain; x3 whose ^.^ judgments OwO awe +Mere uWu fathews of uWu theiw UwU gawments; x3 whose ÚwÚ constancies +Expiwe >w< befowe uWu theiw fashions.' This ^.^ he UwU wish'd. +I, ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, UwU do ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him ÚwÚ wish :3 too, +Since UwU I nor OwO wax nor honey ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing ^.^ home, +UwU I quickly :3 wewe ;;w;; dissowved from x3 my xDD hive, +;;w;; To UwU give x3 some wabouwews uWu woom. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu You'we loved, siw; +^-^ They :3 that least xDD wend >w< it xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ wack xDD you fiwst. +>w< KING. UwU I ^w^ fiww :3 a pwace, UwU I uWu knyow't. How ^-^ wong >w< is't, ^.^ Count, +Since x3 the ^.^ physician uWu at x3 youw father's UwU died? +>w< He UwU was much :3 fam'd. +BERTRAM. ;;w;; Some six ^w^ months since, x3 my OwO wowd. +>w< KING. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe >w< wiving, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> twy ^.^ him UwU yet- +uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< an arm-the xDD west uWu have wown ;;w;; me x3 out +With sevewaw ^-^ appwications. ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ÚwÚ and sicknyess +xDD Debate >w< it uWu at uWu theiw xDD weisuwe. Welcome, :33 Count; +OwO My ÚwÚ son's nyo ÚwÚ deawew. +BERTRAM. ^-^ Thank x3 youw >_< Majesty. Exeunt [Flourish] + + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. +^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew uWu COUNTESS, x3 STEWAWD, ÚwÚ and CWOWN + +COUNTESS. UwU I xDD wiww nyow :3 heaw; >_> what >_> say xDD you of ÚwÚ this gentwewoman? +STEWARD. uWu Madam, x3 the :3 cawe UwU I uWu have xDD had to even x3 youw :3 content UwU I ÚwÚ wish +^w^ might be >_> found uWu in x3 the calendar of x3 my x3 past endeavours; fow xDD then ^.^ we +;;w;; wound UwU ouw OwO modesty, ÚwÚ and >_< make fouw x3 the :3 cweawnyess of UwU ouw deservings, +when of ouwsewves ^.^ we xDD pubwish OwO them. +COUNTESS. >_> What does ÚwÚ this x3 knyave hewe? >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, sirrah. uWu The +>w< compwaints UwU I uWu have heard of xDD you UwU I UwU do nyot aww >w< bewieve; UwU 'tis x3 my +slowness :3 that UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ wack nyot >w< fowwy to :3 commit +them ÚwÚ and uWu have ability enough to >_< make xDD such knaveries x3 youws. +uWu CWOWN. 'Tis nyot unknown to UwU you, UwU madam, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor UwU fewwow. +COUNTESS. xDD Weww, sir. +uWu CWOWN. :3 Nyo, UwU madam, UwU 'tis nyot UwU so weww :3 that UwU I ^w^ am OwO poow, ^w^ though UwU many of +x3 the rich OwO awe x3 damn'd; >_> but >_> if UwU I OwO may uWu have x3 youw uWu wadyship's ÚwÚ good xDD wiww +to OwO go to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, Isbel x3 the OwO woman ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_< as ^.^ we may. +COUNTESS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_< nyeeds be :3 a ^.^ beggaw? +uWu CWOWN. UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ beg x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 case. +COUNTESS. ^w^ In >_> what x3 case? +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ In Isbew's case ÚwÚ and >_< minye own. ;;w;; Sewvice >_> is nyo ;;w;; hewitage; ÚwÚ and UwU I +think UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew uWu have x3 the >_> bwessing of ^w^ God >w< tiww UwU I uWu have x3 issue ^.^ o' +x3 my >w< body; fow ;;w;; they >_> say ^-^ bames OwO awe blessings. +COUNTESS. Teww ;;w;; me >w< thy reason >w< why xDD thou wiwt marry. +uWu CWOWN. OwO My poor ;;w;; body, UwU madam, uWu wequiwes :3 it. UwU I ^w^ am driven on ^.^ by x3 the +flesh; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^w^ must >_< nyeeds OwO go :3 that x3 the ^.^ deviw dwives. +COUNTESS. Is ÚwÚ this aww x3 youw ^w^ wowship's uWu weason? +uWu CWOWN. Faith, UwU madam, UwU I uWu have othew >w< howy ^w^ weasons, xDD such >_< as ;;w;; they x3 awe. +COUNTESS. ^-^ May x3 the wowwd ^.^ knyow them? +uWu CWOWN. UwU I uWu have ^-^ been, UwU madam, :3 a wicked x3 cweatuwe, >_< as xDD you ÚwÚ and aww >w< fwesh +ÚwÚ and :3 bwood >_< awe; x3 and, :33 indeed, UwU I UwU do marry :3 that UwU I OwO may wepent. +COUNTESS. x3 Thy ^.^ mawwiage, :33 soonyew than >w< thy ^w^ wickednyess. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^w^ am x3 out ^.^ o' OwO fwiends, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU hope to uWu have ^w^ fwiends fow +x3 my ^w^ wife's sake. +COUNTESS. >w< Such ^w^ fwiends OwO awe ^.^ thinye UwU enyemies, knave. +uWu CWOWN. Y'awe ^w^ shawwow, xDD madam-in great >_< fwiends; fow x3 the knyaves come +to UwU do :3 that fow ;;w;; me which UwU I ^w^ am >_> aweawy uWu of. >w< He :3 that OwO eaws x3 my ÚwÚ wand +spares x3 my ^w^ team, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me OwO weave to uWu in x3 the crop. ;;w;; If UwU I be :33 his +^w^ cuckowd, uWu he's x3 my >_> dwudge. >w< He :3 that UwU comfowts x3 my >w< wife >_> is x3 the +chewishew of x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwood; ^.^ he :3 that >_< chewishes x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and +:3 bwood loves x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwood; ^.^ he :3 that loves x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood +>_> is x3 my fwiend; ergo, ^.^ he :3 that ^-^ kisses x3 my >w< wife >_> is x3 my :3 fwiend. ;;w;; If ;;w;; men +couwd be UwU contented to be >_> what ;;w;; they awe, there :3 wewe nyo feaw uWu in +mawwiage; fow xDD young Charbon x3 the ^.^ puwitan ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd Poysam x3 the +x3 papist, howsome'ew uWu theiw heawts OwO awe sever'd uWu in ^w^ wewigion, uWu theiw +heads OwO awe both onye; ;;w;; they OwO may jowl >w< howns togethew ^.^ wike xDD any >w< deew +:33 i' x3 th' x3 hewd. +COUNTESS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou OwO evew be :3 a uWu fouw-mouth'd ÚwÚ and uWu cawumnyious >_< knyave? +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ A :33 pwophet I, x3 madam; ÚwÚ and UwU I speak x3 the uWu twuth x3 the :3 nyext >_< way: + +For UwU I x3 the >w< bawwad xDD wiww :33 wepeat, +>_< Which ;;w;; men full true UwU shaww ÚwÚ find: +uWu Youw ^.^ mawwiage x3 comes ^.^ by destiny, +uWu Youw ;;w;; cuckoo ^-^ sings ^.^ by kind. + +COUNTESS. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, siw; I'll tawk with xDD you ^.^ mowe x3 anyon. +STEWARD. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, UwU madam, :3 that ^.^ he bid :33 Hewen come to OwO you. +Of her UwU I ^w^ am to >_< speak. +COUNTESS. Siwwah, tell x3 my :33 gentwewoman UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with >w< hew; :33 Hewen +UwU I x3 mean. +uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] + +'Was ÚwÚ this >w< faiw OwO face x3 the ^-^ cause' quoth ^.^ she +UwU 'Why x3 the xDD Gwecians sacked >w< Twoy? +^w^ Fond :33 donye, donye fond, +Was ÚwÚ this ^w^ King ^w^ Pwiam's >_> joy?' +With :3 that ^.^ she :3 sighed >_< as ^.^ she >_> stood, +With :3 that ^.^ she :3 sighed >_< as ^.^ she >_> stood, +xDD And uWu gave ÚwÚ this :33 sentence >_< then: +;;w;; 'Among >w< nyinye :33 bad >_> if one be UwU good, +>_> Among >w< nyinye :33 bad >_> if one be UwU good, +>_> Thewe's yet one ÚwÚ good uWu in uWu ten.' + +COUNTESS. What, one ÚwÚ good uWu in >w< ten? >_> You corrupt x3 the song, sirrah. +uWu CWOWN. x3 Onye ÚwÚ good OwO woman uWu in x3 ten, UwU madam, which >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ puwifying ^.^ o' x3 th' +:33 song. Wouwd ^w^ God ^.^ wouwd serve x3 the wowwd UwU so aww x3 the year! ^-^ We'd find +nyo ;;w;; fauwt with x3 the >_> tithe-woman, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe x3 the parson. x3 Onye uWu in x3 ten, +quoth 'a! ^-^ An ^.^ we ^w^ might uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO woman bown >w< befowe every blazing +UwU staw, ow uWu at >w< an earthquake, ^w^ 'twouwd mend x3 the ^-^ wottewy well: :3 a x3 man +OwO may dwaw :33 his >_< heawt x3 out ere xDD 'a pluck onye. +COUNTESS. You'll be >w< gonye, ^w^ siw ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and UwU do >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ command OwO you. +uWu CWOWN. :33 That x3 man >_> shouwd be uWu at xDD woman's >_> command, ÚwÚ and yet nyo ÚwÚ huwt uWu donye! +;;w;; Though honesty be nyo puritan, yet >w< it xDD wiww UwU do nyo huwt; >w< it xDD wiww +^-^ weaw x3 the ÚwÚ suwpwice of humility uvw x3 the black ÚwÚ gown of :3 a big ;;w;; heawt. +UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ going, ^-^ fowsooth. uWu The business >_> is fow :33 Hewen to come hithew. +uWu Exit +COUNTESS. xDD Weww, now. +STEWARD. UwU I knyow, UwU madam, xDD you wuv x3 youw :33 gentwewoman xDD entiwewy. +COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Faith UwU I xDD do. :3 Hew >w< fathew uWu bequeath'd her to OwO me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +herself, ^-^ without othew ÚwÚ advantage, OwO may wawfuwwy >_< make ;;w;; titwe to >_< as +much wuv >_< as ^.^ she >_> finds. >_> Thewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ^w^ owing her than >_> is paid; ÚwÚ and +^.^ mowe UwU shaww be paid her than ^.^ she'ww >_> demand. +STEWARD. uWu Madam, UwU I UwU was xDD vewy wate ^.^ mowe nyeaw her than UwU I think ^.^ she +>w< wish'd x3 me. uWu Awonye ^.^ she UwU was, ÚwÚ and uWu did >_> communyicate to herself her UwU own +wowds to her UwU own ears; ^.^ she ^-^ thought, UwU I dawe vow fow hew, ;;w;; they +touch'd nyot xDD any stwangew ÚwÚ sense. :3 Hew ;;w;; mattew UwU was, ^.^ she xDD wuvd x3 youw +OwO son. ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ^.^ she said, UwU was nyo xDD goddess, :3 that xDD had put xDD such +^.^ diffewence betwixt uWu theiw >w< two estates; Wuv nyo ^.^ god, :3 that ^.^ wouwd nyot +:3 extend :33 his ^w^ might >w< onwy :3 whewe :33 quawities :3 wewe ^.^ wevew; Diana nyo >_< queen +of ^-^ viwgins, :3 that ^.^ wouwd suffew her poor knight suwpwis'd ^-^ without +OwO wescue uWu in x3 the xDD fiwst uWu assauwt, ow wansom afterward. This ^.^ she +:33 dewivew'd uWu in x3 the UwU most UwU bittew :33 touch of sorrow :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I heard +;;w;; viwgin excwaim UwU in; which UwU I hewd x3 my >_> duty :33 speediwy to >w< acquaint xDD you +withal; ^w^ sithence, uWu in x3 the ^-^ woss :3 that OwO may happen, >w< it uWu concewns xDD you +^-^ something to ^.^ knyow :3 it. +COUNTESS. YOU uWu have UwU dischawg'd ÚwÚ this >_< honyestwy; >_< keep >w< it to OwO youwsewf. +xDD Many wikewihoods inform'd ;;w;; me of ÚwÚ this x3 befowe, which UwU hung UwU so +:3 tott'wing uWu in x3 the ^w^ bawance :3 that UwU I couwd :3 nyeithew ^-^ bewieve nor +:33 misdoubt. >_> Pway xDD you OwO weave x3 me. Stall ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 youw x3 bosom; ÚwÚ and UwU I +>_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw xDD honyest >w< cawe. UwU I xDD wiww speak with xDD you further +x3 anyon. uWu Exit :3 STEWAWD + +Entew HEWENyA + +Even UwU so >w< it UwU was with ;;w;; me when UwU I UwU was ^w^ young. +;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ we OwO awe nyatuwe's, these OwO awe >_> ouws; ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ thown +^-^ Doth to UwU ouw wose of :33 youth rightly ^-^ bewong; +Our :3 bwood to us, ÚwÚ this to UwU ouw :3 bwood >_> is born. +^.^ It >_> is x3 the x3 show ÚwÚ and UwU seaw of ;;w;; nyatuwe's truth, +Whewe love's >w< stwong passion >_> is xDD impwess'd uWu in >_< youth. +^-^ By UwU ouw xDD wemembwances of OwO days foregone, +>w< Such :3 wewe UwU ouw fauwts, ow xDD then ^.^ we xDD thought them none. +:3 Hew ^w^ eye >_> is >w< sick ^-^ on't; UwU I uWu obsewve her now. +HEWENyA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, :33 madam? +COUNTESS. >_> You knyow, Hewen, +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a mothew to OwO you. +HEWENyA. Mine ^.^ honyouwabwe ^w^ mistwess. +COUNTESS. Nyay, :3 a x3 mothew. +Why nyot :3 a mothew? x3 When UwU I uWu said xDD 'a mother,' +:33 Methought xDD you saw :3 a serpent. x3 What's uWu in 'mothew' +:33 That xDD you start uWu at :33 it? UwU I >_> say UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw :33 mothew, +xDD And put xDD you uWu in x3 the ^-^ catawogue of UwU those +:33 That :3 wewe enwombed ^w^ minye. 'Tis often :3 seen +>w< Adoption :3 stwives with nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and UwU choice breeds +^-^ A OwO nyative swip to >_> us from :33 foweign ^-^ seeds. +>_> You ^w^ nye'ew :33 oppwess'd ;;w;; me with :3 a ;;w;; mothew's gwoan, +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I express to xDD you :3 a ;;w;; mothew's >w< cawe. +>_> God's mercy, ;;w;; maiden! does >w< it curd >w< thy :3 bwood +;;w;; To >_> say UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy mothew? x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, +:33 That ÚwÚ this OwO distempewed :3 messengew of uWu wet, +uWu The xDD many-cowouw'd Iwis, wounds ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ eye? +Why, :3 that xDD you OwO awe x3 my daughter? +HEWENyA. :33 That UwU I ^w^ am not. +COUNTESS. UwU I >_> say UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw x3 mothew. +HEWENyA. Pawdon, UwU madam. +uWu The xDD Count >w< Wousiwwon ;;w;; cannyot be x3 my ^-^ bwothew: +UwU I ^w^ am from humble, ^.^ he from honyouwed UwU nyame; +No ^-^ nyote ;;w;; upon x3 my pawents, :33 his aww noble. +OwO My ^.^ mastew, x3 my uWu deaw ;;w;; wowd ^.^ he is; ÚwÚ and UwU I +ÚwÚ His xDD sewvant x3 wive, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww :33 his ^.^ vassaw die. +>w< He ^w^ must nyot be x3 my ^-^ bwothew. +COUNTESS. x3 Nyow UwU I x3 youw mothew? +HEWENyA. >_> You OwO awe x3 my :33 mothew, x3 madam; ^.^ wouwd xDD you were- +^w^ So :3 that x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son :3 wewe nyot x3 my bwothew- +:33 Indeed x3 my mothew! :33 Ow :3 wewe xDD you both UwU ouw mothews, +UwU I :3 cawe nyo ^.^ mowe fow than UwU I UwU do fow ^.^ heaven, +^w^ So UwU I :3 wewe nyot :33 his sister. uWu Can't nyo ÚwÚ othew, +But, UwU I x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, ^.^ he ^w^ must be x3 my bwothew? +COUNTESS. Yes, Hewen, xDD you ^w^ might be x3 my daughter-in-law. +^w^ God OwO shiewd xDD you >_> mean >w< it ^w^ nyot! 'daughter' ÚwÚ and 'mothew' +^w^ So strive ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ puwse. What! pawe ^w^ again? +OwO My feaw hath UwU catch'd x3 youw >_< fondnyess. Now UwU I >_> see +uWu The ÚwÚ myst'wy of x3 youw ;;w;; wonyewinyess, ÚwÚ and find +uWu Youw ^-^ sawt teaws' >_> head. Now to aww sense UwU 'tis gwoss +>_> You wuv x3 my son; >w< invention >_> is asham'd, +^w^ Against x3 the pwocwamation of >w< thy ^-^ passion, +;;w;; To >_> say xDD thou dost not. Therefore tell ;;w;; me true; +OwO But tell ;;w;; me >w< then, UwU 'tis so; for, look, >w< thy >_> cheeks +^w^ Confess :33 it, x3 th' one to x3 th' >w< othew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye eyes +xDD See >w< it UwU so grossly OwO shown uWu in >w< thy behaviours +:33 That uWu in uWu theiw uWu kind ;;w;; they speak uWu it; >w< onwy x3 sin +xDD And hewwish obstinacy :33 tie >w< thy ;;w;; tongue, +:33 That uWu twuth >_> shouwd be >_> suspected. ÚwÚ Speak, :3 is't so? +;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, xDD you uWu have ;;w;; wound :3 a xDD goodwy ^-^ cwew; +;;w;; If >w< it be >_> nyot, :33 fowsweaw't; UwU howe'ew, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, +;;w;; As heaven UwU shaww ^.^ wowk uWu in ;;w;; me fow ^.^ thinye :33 avaiw, +;;w;; To tell ;;w;; me UwU twuwy. +HEWENyA. ^-^ Good UwU madam, UwU pawdon x3 me. +COUNTESS. Do xDD you wuv x3 my uWu son? +HEWENyA. uWu Youw pardon, x3 nyobwe ^w^ mistwess. +COUNTESS. Wuv xDD you x3 my uWu son? +HEWENyA. Do nyot xDD you wuv :3 him, :33 madam? +COUNTESS. Go nyot >_> about; x3 my wuv hath OwO in't :3 a :3 bond +:3 Wheweof x3 the wowwd UwU takes note. ^.^ Come, come, discwose +uWu The >w< state of x3 youw ^w^ affection; fow x3 youw passions +:3 Have to x3 the full appeach'd. +HEWENyA. UwU Then UwU I >_> confess, +:3 Hewe on x3 my OwO knyee, >w< befowe xDD high heaven ÚwÚ and UwU you, +:33 That >w< befowe UwU you, ÚwÚ and :3 nyext >w< unto xDD high ^.^ heaven, +UwU I wuv x3 youw OwO son. +OwO My ^w^ fwiends :3 wewe OwO poow, >_> but xDD honyest; so's x3 my love. +^w^ Be nyot ^.^ offended, fow >w< it OwO huwts nyot ^.^ him +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is :3 wov'd of OwO me; UwU I ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him nyot +^-^ By xDD any ;;w;; token of pwesumptuous ^.^ suit, +x3 Nyow ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have ^.^ him >w< tiww UwU I UwU do OwO desewve him; +ÚwÚ Yet >_< nyevew ^.^ knyow >w< how :3 that desewt >_> shouwd >w< be. +UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU I wuv uWu in vain, strive OwO against >_> hope; +ÚwÚ Yet uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu captious ÚwÚ and intenyibwe ^w^ sieve +UwU I still pouw uWu in x3 the watews of x3 my xDD wuv, +xDD And ^.^ wack nyot to wose xDD stiww. Thus, ÚwÚ Indian-wike, +Wewigious uWu in >_< minye error, UwU I >_> adowe +uWu The sun :3 that :33 wooks ;;w;; upon :33 his worshipper +OwO But xDD knyows of ^.^ him nyo more. OwO My deawest UwU madam, +Let nyot x3 youw ^-^ hate x3 encountew with x3 my xDD wuv, +For >w< woving :3 whewe xDD you do; >_> but >_> if yourself, +>_< Whose ^-^ aged honour :33 cites :3 a virtuous youth, +Did OwO evew uWu in UwU so true :3 a fwame of UwU wiking +^-^ Wish x3 chastewy ÚwÚ and wuv ÚwÚ deawwy :3 that x3 youw uWu Dian +Was both herself ÚwÚ and >w< Wuv; >_< O, >w< then, UwU give pity +;;w;; To her x3 whose >w< state >_> is xDD such :3 that ;;w;; cannyot choose +OwO But xDD wend ÚwÚ and UwU give :3 whewe ^.^ she >_> is >_< suwe to OwO wose; +:33 That >_> seeks nyot to find :3 that her ^-^ seawch impwies, +But, riddle-like, ;;w;; wives sweetly :3 whewe ^.^ she dies! +COUNTESS. xDD Had xDD you nyot :3 watewy >w< an ÚwÚ intent-speak >_< twuwy- +;;w;; To OwO go to uWu Pawis? +HEWENyA. uWu Madam, UwU I xDD had. +COUNTESS. Whewefowe? Teww true. +HEWENyA. UwU I xDD wiww tell truth; ^.^ by xDD gwace itsewf UwU I OwO sweaw. +>_> You ^.^ knyow x3 my >w< fathew left ;;w;; me x3 some prescriptions +Of OwO wawe ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwov'd ^-^ effects, xDD such >_< as :33 his weading +xDD And UwU manyifest UwU expewience xDD had collected +For general >_< suvweignty; ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ he >_> wiww'd ;;w;; me +^w^ In heedfull'st wesewvation to bestow ÚwÚ them, +;;w;; As >_> nyotes x3 whose faculties inclusive :3 wewe +uWu Mowe than ;;w;; they :3 wewe uWu in note. ^-^ Amongst x3 the xDD west +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ^.^ wemedy, OwO appwov'd, uWu set ;;w;; down, +;;w;; To >w< cuwe x3 the despewate ;;w;; wanguishings xDD wheweof +uWu The ^w^ King >_> is render'd :3 wost. +COUNTESS. This UwU was x3 youw motive +For >_< Pawis, UwU was :33 it? :33 Speak. +HEWENyA. OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son UwU made ;;w;; me to think of uWu this, +^-^ Ewse >_< Pawis, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ medicinye, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO King, +xDD Had from x3 the ^w^ convewsation of x3 my >_< thoughts +Haply :33 been absent UwU then. +COUNTESS. OwO But think UwU you, Hewen, +;;w;; If xDD you >_> shouwd xDD tendew x3 youw ^.^ supposed ^w^ aid, +>w< He ^.^ wouwd receive :33 it? >w< He ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 physicians +^w^ Awe of :3 a xDD mind: xDD he, :3 that ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp him; +>_> They, :3 that ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; hewp. How UwU shaww ;;w;; they cwedit +^-^ A poor unweawnyed xDD viwgin, when x3 the ^-^ schoows, +:3 Emboweww'd of uWu theiw >_< doctwinye, uWu have wet x3 off +uWu The danger to ÚwÚ itsewf? +HEWENyA. >_> Thewe's ^-^ something OwO in't +uWu Mowe than x3 my father's ^-^ skiww, which UwU was x3 the gweat'st +Of :33 his >_> pwofession, :3 that :33 his ÚwÚ good :33 weceipt +Shall fow x3 my wegacy be ^-^ sanctified +^-^ By x3 th' uWu wuckiest stars uWu in xDD heaven; x3 and, ^.^ wouwd x3 youw honour +OwO But UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to >_> twy uWu success, ;;w;; I'd venture +uWu The x3 weww-wost >w< wife of >_< minye on :33 his ;;w;; Gwace's x3 cuwe. +^-^ By xDD such :3 a day ÚwÚ and hour. +COUNTESS. uWu Dost xDD thou >_< bewieve't? +HEWENyA. Ay, UwU madam, >w< knyowingwy. +COUNTESS. Why, Hewen, xDD thou shalt uWu have x3 my OwO weave ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, +>_> Means ÚwÚ and uWu attendants, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< woving ^.^ gweetings +;;w;; To UwU those of >_< minye uWu in >_< couwt. I'll xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home, +xDD And pray >_> God's >_> bwessing x3 into >w< thy attempt. +^w^ Be >_> gonye to-morrow; ÚwÚ and be >_< suwe of uWu this, +>_> What UwU I ^.^ can OwO hewp uWu thee to xDD thou shalt nyot uWu miss. Exeunt + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +Paris. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace + +Flourish of cownyets. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING with divers xDD young ;;w;; WOWDS :3 taking OwO weave +fow x3 the x3 Fwowentinye UwU waw; >_> BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and PAROLLES; OwO ATTENDANTS + +>w< KING. UwU Faweweww, xDD young :3 wowds; these >_< waw-wike principles +Do nyot ^-^ thwow from OwO you. xDD And UwU you, x3 my wowds, faweweww; +Shawe x3 the advice betwixt uWu you; >_> if both ^.^ gain all, +uWu The ^w^ gift xDD doth stretch itsewf >_< as UwU 'tis weceiv'd, +xDD And >_> is enough fow xDD both. +uWu FIWST WOWD. 'Tis UwU ouw hope, ^w^ siw, +>w< Aftew ^-^ weww-ent'wed xDD sowdiews, to ^-^ wetuwn +xDD And find x3 youw Gwace uWu in ^-^ heawth. +>w< KING. :3 Nyo, no, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be; ÚwÚ and yet x3 my >_< heawt +Will nyot x3 confess ^.^ he >_> owes x3 the ^w^ mawady +:33 That xDD doth x3 my >w< wife uWu besiege. UwU Faweweww, xDD young :3 wowds; +Whethew UwU I ^w^ wive ow >_> die, be xDD you x3 the xDD sons +Of ÚwÚ wowthy :33 Fwenchmen; wet :3 highew x3 Itawy- +>w< Those bated :3 that x3 inhewit >_> but x3 the faww +Of x3 the >w< wast uWu monyawchy-see :3 that xDD you come +ÚwÚ Nyot to ^.^ woo honyouw, >_> but to x3 wed uWu it; when +uWu The ÚwÚ bwavest >_< questant shwinks, find >_> what xDD you seek, +:33 That fame OwO may cwy xDD you ^.^ awoud. UwU I >_> say farewell. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Heawth, uWu at x3 youw bidding, serve x3 youw Majesty! +>w< KING. >w< Those giwws of Italy, OwO take :3 heed of OwO them; +^-^ They >_> say UwU ouw OwO Fwench ^.^ wack language to deny, +;;w;; If ;;w;; they :3 demand; UwU bewawe of ^.^ being captives +^.^ Befowe xDD you ^.^ sewve. +ÚwÚ BOTH. Our heawts receive x3 youw ^.^ wawnyings. +>w< KING. uWu Faweweww. :33 [To ÚwÚ ATTENDANTS] :3 Come ÚwÚ hithew to x3 me. +uWu The ;;w;; KING wetiwes ^w^ attended +uWu FIWST WOWD. x3 O x3 my x3 sweet uWu wowd, :3 that xDD you xDD wiww xDD stay x3 behind ÚwÚ us! +PAROLLES. 'Tis nyot :33 his ^w^ fauwt, x3 the :3 spawk. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_< O, UwU 'tis >_< bwave x3 waws! +PAROLLES. :3 Most ÚwÚ admiwabwe! UwU I uWu have :3 seen UwU those waws. +BERTRAM. UwU I ^w^ am :3 commanded OwO hewe ÚwÚ and :33 kept :3 a coiw with +ÚwÚ 'Too OwO young' ÚwÚ and :3 nyext xDD yeaw' ÚwÚ and ^w^ "Tis ^w^ too >_> eawwy.' +PAROLLES. ^-^ An >w< thy ^-^ mind stand to :3 't, ^-^ boy, ^.^ steaw OwO away bwavewy. +BERTRAM. UwU I UwU shaww xDD stay OwO hewe x3 the >w< fowehowse to :3 a uWu smock, +Cweaking x3 my xDD shoes on x3 the uWu pwain masonry, +Tiww honour be xDD bought up, ÚwÚ and nyo xDD swowd wown +OwO But one to UwU dance with. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll ^.^ steaw xDD away. +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> Thewe's honour uWu in x3 the theft. +PAROLLES. ^-^ Commit :33 it, xDD Count. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw ÚwÚ accessawy; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. +BERTRAM. UwU I gwow to UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >w< pawting >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ towtuw'd body. +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU Faweweww, ^-^ Captain. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ÚwÚ Sweet ;;w;; Monsieuw Pawowwes! +PAROLLES. Noble :3 hewoes, x3 my xDD swowd ÚwÚ and >_> youws OwO awe x3 kin. ^-^ Good OwO spawks ÚwÚ and +>_> wustwous, :3 a word, ÚwÚ good ^w^ metaws: xDD you UwU shaww find uWu in x3 the >_< wegiment of +x3 the Spinii one uWu Captain Spuwio, with :33 his >w< cicatwice, >w< an x3 embwem of +waw, OwO hewe on :33 his sinyistew OwO cheek; >w< it UwU was ÚwÚ this xDD vewy xDD swowd +entwench'd :3 it. x3 Say to ^.^ him UwU I ÚwÚ wive; ÚwÚ and uWu obsewve :33 his ÚwÚ wepowts fow x3 me. +uWu FIWST WOWD. We UwU shaww, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Captain. +PAROLLES. uWu Maws >_> dote on xDD you fow :33 his x3 nyovices! Exeunt ;;w;; WOWDS +>_> What xDD wiww OwO ye ^-^ do? + +^.^ We-entew x3 the ;;w;; KING + +BERTRAM. UwU Stay; x3 the King! +PAROLLES. ^w^ Use :3 a ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ spacious ceremony to x3 the x3 nyobwe :3 wowds; xDD you uWu have +>_< westwain'd >_> youwsewf within x3 the ÚwÚ wist of ^w^ too UwU cowd >w< an ^w^ adieu. ^w^ Be ^.^ mowe +>_< expwessive to OwO them; fow ;;w;; they ^-^ weaw x3 themsewves uWu in x3 the cap of x3 the +time; there UwU do muster true gait; uWu eat, :3 speak, ÚwÚ and x3 muv, :33 undew x3 the +ÚwÚ infwuence of x3 the UwU most weceiv'd star; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though x3 the ^.^ deviw lead +x3 the uWu measuwe, xDD such OwO awe to be fowwowed. >w< Aftew ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and OwO take :3 a ^.^ mowe +^w^ diwated farewell. +BERTRAM. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. +PAROLLES. Wowthy UwU fewwows; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike to ^-^ pwuv UwU most sinyewy ;;w;; swowd-men. +Exeunt >_> BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and x3 PAWOWWES + +Entew LAFEU + +UwU WAFEU. UwU [Knyeewing] Pawdon, x3 my uWu wowd, fow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and fow x3 my UwU tidings. +>w< KING. I'll ^.^ fee uWu thee to stand :33 up. +UwU WAFEU. UwU Then hewe's :3 a x3 man >w< stands :3 that >_> has ^.^ bwought :33 his pardon. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had kneel'd, x3 my uWu wowd, to ^w^ ask ;;w;; me ÚwÚ mewcy; +xDD And :3 that uWu at x3 my OwO bidding xDD you couwd UwU so stand :33 up. +>w< KING. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu had; UwU so UwU I xDD had broke >w< thy ^-^ pate, +xDD And >w< ask'd uWu thee xDD mewcy xDD fow't. +UwU WAFEU. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, UwU acwoss! +But, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, UwU 'tis thus: xDD wiww xDD you be ^w^ cuw'd +Of x3 youw infiwmity? +>w< KING. No. +UwU WAFEU. >_< O, xDD wiww xDD you eat +No UwU gwapes, x3 my royal ^w^ fox? Yes, >_> but xDD you xDD wiww +OwO My x3 nyobwe UwU gwapes, >w< an >_> if x3 my royal fox +Could :3 weach ^w^ them: UwU I uWu have :3 seen :3 a medicinye +>w< That's able to ;;w;; bweathe >w< wife x3 into :3 a OwO stonye, +Quicken :3 a :33 wock, ÚwÚ and >_< make xDD you UwU dance uWu canyawy +With spwitewy fire ÚwÚ and >w< motion; x3 whose :33 simpwe :33 touch +Is powerful to awaise ^w^ King xDD Pepin, x3 nyay, +;;w;; To UwU give great Charlemain :3 a OwO pen in's uWu hand +xDD And >w< wwite to her :3 a wuv-winye. +>w< KING. >_> What her >_> is :3 this? +UwU WAFEU. Why, uWu Doctow >_> She! OwO My uWu wowd, there's one awwiv'd, +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww >_> see her. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :33 faith ÚwÚ and honyouw, +;;w;; If sewiouswy UwU I OwO may :33 convey x3 my >_< thoughts +^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 my >w< wight :3 dewivewance, UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke +With one :3 that uWu in her ;;w;; sex, her years, >_> pwofession, +Wisdom, ÚwÚ and >_< constancy, hath ^w^ amaz'd ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe +Than UwU I dawe uWu bwame x3 my weakness. Will xDD you >_> see hew, +For :3 that >_> is her demand, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow her ;;w;; businyess? +:33 That :33 donye, laugh weww uWu at x3 me. +>w< KING. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good Lafeu, +Bring uWu in x3 the admiration, :3 that ^.^ we with x3 the +^-^ May spend UwU ouw wonder :3 too, ow OwO take x3 off ^.^ thinye +^-^ By UwU wond'wing >w< how xDD thou took'st :3 it. +UwU WAFEU. Nyay, I'll ;;w;; fit UwU you, +xDD And nyot be aww day >_> nyeithew. uWu Exit LAFEU +>w< KING. ^-^ Thus ^.^ he :33 his >_> speciaw >_< nyothing OwO evew prologues. + +^.^ We-entew LAFEU with HEWENyA + +UwU WAFEU. Nyay, come x3 youw uWu ways. +>w< KING. This ^.^ haste hath x3 wings indeed. +UwU WAFEU. Nyay, come x3 youw x3 ways; +This >_> is :33 his :3 Majesty; >_> say x3 youw ^-^ mind to ^.^ him. +^-^ A traitor xDD you UwU do wook :33 wike; >_> but xDD such traitors +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; Majesty seldom fears. UwU I ^w^ am Cwessid's uWu uncwe, +:33 That dawe OwO weave >w< two together. >w< Fawe xDD you well. uWu Exit +>w< KING. >_> Nyow, >w< faiw one, does x3 youw business ;;w;; fowwow us? +HEWENyA. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +Gerard UwU de :3 Nyawbon UwU was x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +^w^ In >_> what ^.^ he uWu did ^-^ pwofess, weww uWu found. +>w< KING. UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ him. +HEWENyA. uWu The rather xDD wiww UwU I ^-^ spawe x3 my pwaises uWu towawds him; +Knyowing ^.^ him >_> is enyough. On's x3 bed of :33 death +xDD Many *blushes* weceipts ^.^ he uWu gave OwO me; ^.^ chiefwy one, +>_< Which, >_< as x3 the deawest x3 issue of :33 his ^-^ pwactice, +xDD And of :33 his ;;w;; owd UwU expewience x3 th' >w< onwy dawwing, +>w< He ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me OwO stowe x3 up >_< as :3 a :3 twipwe >_< eye, +^-^ Safew than >_< minye UwU own >_> two, ^.^ mowe deaw. UwU I uWu have so: +^.^ And, hearing x3 youw xDD high ;;w;; Majesty >_> is touch'd +With :3 that malignant cause wherein x3 the honour +Of x3 my uWu deaw father's ^w^ gift >w< stands uWu chief uWu in x3 powew, +UwU I come to xDD tendew :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu appwiance, +With aww bound humbwenyess. +>w< KING. We >_> thank UwU you, uWu maiden; +OwO But OwO may nyot be UwU so credulous of ÚwÚ cuwe, +x3 When UwU ouw UwU most :33 weawnyed ^.^ doctows OwO weave us, ÚwÚ and +uWu The >w< congwegated >_< cowwege uWu have ^-^ concwuded +:33 That labouring awt ^.^ can >_< nyevew wansom ÚwÚ nyatuwe +Fwom her xDD inyaidabwe estate-I >_> say ^.^ we ^w^ must nyot +^w^ So stain UwU ouw ^.^ judgment, ow corrupt UwU ouw hope, +;;w;; To ^w^ pwostitute UwU ouw ÚwÚ past-cuwe ^w^ mawady +;;w;; To empiwics; ow to :33 dissevew UwU so +Our great self ÚwÚ and UwU ouw cwedit to >_> esteem +^-^ A senseless hewp, when OwO hewp x3 past sense ^.^ we deem. +HEWENyA. OwO My >_> duty xDD then UwU shaww x3 pay ;;w;; me fow x3 my OwO pains. +UwU I xDD wiww nyo ^.^ mowe enforce >_< minye ^.^ office on uWu you; +>_> Humbwy xDD entweating from x3 youw royal >_< thoughts +^-^ A :3 modest one to UwU beaw ;;w;; me back ;;w;; again. +>w< KING. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU give uWu thee UwU wess, to be ^w^ caww'd gwatefuw. +^.^ Thou ^-^ thought'st to OwO hewp OwO me; ÚwÚ and xDD such thanks UwU I UwU give +;;w;; As one nyeaw :33 death to UwU those :3 that ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him wive. +OwO But >_> what uWu at full UwU I knyow, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st nyo ^w^ pawt; +UwU I x3 knyowing aww x3 my x3 pewiw, xDD thou nyo art. +HEWENyA. >_> What UwU I ^.^ can UwU do ^.^ can UwU do nyo ÚwÚ huwt to ;;w;; twy, +Since xDD you uWu set x3 up x3 youw xDD west uWu 'gainst UwU wemedy. +>w< He :3 that of ÚwÚ gweatest wowks >_> is finisher +x3 Oft does them ^.^ by x3 the weakest minister. +^w^ So >w< howy ^-^ wwit uWu in babes hath ^w^ judgment OwO shown, +x3 When judges uWu have :33 been UwU babes. UwU Gweat xDD fwoods uWu have fwown +Fwom :33 simpwe uWu souwces, ÚwÚ and great seas uWu have dwied +x3 When miracles uWu have ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest :33 been uWu denyied. +x3 Oft expectation ÚwÚ faiws, ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; oft there +Whewe UwU most >w< it promises; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft >w< it x3 hits +Whewe UwU hope >_> is cowdest, ÚwÚ and despair UwU most :33 fits. +>w< KING. UwU I ^w^ must nyot hear thee. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, uWu kind >_> maid; +x3 Thy pains, nyot >w< us'd, ^w^ must ^.^ by >w< thysewf be paid; +:3 Pwoffews nyot >_> took reap thanks fow uWu theiw ÚwÚ wewawd. +HEWENyA. Inspired merit UwU so ^.^ by UwU bweath >_> is uWu baww'd. +^.^ It >_> is nyot UwU so with xDD Him :3 that aww ^.^ things ;;w;; knyows, +;;w;; As UwU 'tis with >_> us :3 that square UwU ouw guess ^.^ by >_< shows; +OwO But UwU most >w< it >_> is ^w^ pwesumption uWu in >_> us when +uWu The OwO hewp of heaven ^.^ we ;;w;; count x3 the ;;w;; act of ^.^ men. +>_< Deaw ^w^ siw, to x3 my endeavouws UwU give :3 consent; +Of ^.^ heaven, nyot uWu me, >_< make >w< an ^.^ expewiment. +UwU I ^w^ am nyot >w< an ^w^ impostow, :3 that :3 pwocwaim +xDD Mysewf OwO against x3 the ^w^ wevew of >_< minye aim; +OwO But ^.^ knyow UwU I >_< think, ÚwÚ and think UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU most x3 suwe, +OwO My awt >_> is nyot x3 past powew nor xDD you x3 past x3 cuwe. +>w< KING. Awt xDD thou UwU so UwU confident? OwO Within >_> what xDD space +:33 Hop'st xDD thou x3 my cuwe? +HEWENyA. uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest Gwace uWu wending grace. +Ere twice x3 the :3 howses of x3 the sun UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing +^-^ Theiw fiery towchew :33 his ;;w;; diuwnyaw *hugs tightly* wing, +Ere twice uWu in murk ÚwÚ and ^-^ occidentaw :3 damp +xDD Moist Hespewus hath :3 quench'd :33 his UwU sweepy ^.^ wamp, +:33 Ow fouw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty times x3 the uWu piwot's gwass +>_< Hath told x3 the thievish ^w^ minyutes >w< how ;;w;; they pass, +>_> What >_> is infirm from x3 youw >_> sound parts UwU shaww fly, +:3 Heawth UwU shaww ^w^ wive >w< fwee, ÚwÚ and sicknyess freely die. +>w< KING. >_> Upon >w< thy cewtainty ÚwÚ and :3 confidence +>_> What ^w^ daw'st xDD thou ;;w;; ventuwe? +HEWENyA. Tax of ;;w;; impudence, +^-^ A uWu stwumpet's ^w^ bowdnyess, :3 a divulged UwU shame, +uWu Twaduc'd ^.^ by uWu odious bawwads; x3 my maiden's xDD nyame +Sear'd othewwise; nye xDD wowse of OwO wowst-extended +With vilest towtuwe wet x3 my >w< wife be ended. +>w< KING. Methinks uWu in uWu thee x3 some blessed ^w^ spiwit xDD doth speak +ÚwÚ His powerful >_> sound within >w< an UwU owgan >_> weak; +xDD And >_> what UwU impossibiwity ^.^ wouwd slay +^w^ In ^w^ common sense, sense >w< saves anyothew >_> way. +x3 Thy >w< wife >_> is deaw; fow aww :3 that >w< wife ^.^ can wate +Wowth xDD nyame of >w< wife uWu in uWu thee hath uWu estimate: +^w^ Youth, >w< beauty, wisdom, couwage, aww +:33 That happinyess ÚwÚ and prime ^.^ can ^w^ happy :33 caww. +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ this to >_< hazawd >_< nyeeds ^w^ must :33 intimate +Skiww :3 infinyite ow monstwous despewate. +ÚwÚ Sweet uWu pwactisew, >w< thy ;;w;; physic UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; twy, +:33 That ministers ^.^ thinye UwU own :33 death >_> if UwU I die. +HEWENyA. ;;w;; If UwU I bweak time, ow ^-^ fwinch uWu in uWu pwopewty +Of >_> what UwU I ;;w;; spoke, uWu unpitied wet ;;w;; me :3 die; +xDD And weww desewv'd. ÚwÚ Nyot hewping, ^w^ death's x3 my >w< fee; +But, >_> if UwU I hewp, >_> what UwU do xDD you promise me? +>w< KING. ^-^ Make >w< thy >_> demand. +HEWENyA. OwO But xDD wiww xDD you >_< make >w< it ^w^ even? +>w< KING. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my sceptre ÚwÚ and x3 my hopes of UwU heaven. +HEWENyA. UwU Then shalt xDD thou UwU give ;;w;; me with >w< thy >_> kingwy uWu hand +>_> What :33 husband uWu in >w< thy powew UwU I xDD wiww >_> command. +x3 Exempted be from ;;w;; me x3 the uWu awwogance +;;w;; To choose from fowth x3 the royal :3 bwood of >_< Fwance, +OwO My wow ÚwÚ and humble xDD nyame to pwopagate +With xDD any branch ow x3 image of >w< thy ^w^ state; +OwO But xDD such :3 a one, >w< thy ^.^ vassaw, ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow +Is fwee fow ;;w;; me to >_< ask, uWu thee to bestow. +>w< KING. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 my xDD hand; x3 the premises UwU obsewv'd, +x3 Thy xDD wiww ^.^ by x3 my :3 pewfowmance UwU shaww be serv'd. +^w^ So >_< make x3 the UwU choice of >w< thy UwU own time, fow I, +x3 Thy :3 wesowv'd *giggles shyly* patient, on uWu thee still rely. +uWu Mowe >_> shouwd UwU I ;;w;; question ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe UwU I ;;w;; must, +;;w;; Though ^.^ mowe to ^.^ knyow couwd nyot be ^.^ mowe to ^w^ twust, +Fwom >_> whence xDD thou ÚwÚ cam'st, >w< how tended :3 on. OwO But xDD west +ÚwÚ Unquestion'd wewcome ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ undoubted bwest. +Give ;;w;; me x3 some OwO hewp UwU hewe, ho! ;;w;; If xDD thou proceed +;;w;; As xDD high >_< as word, x3 my ^.^ deed UwU shaww >_< match >w< thy UwU deed. +[Flourish. Exeunt] + + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. +^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ and CWOWN + +COUNTESS. :3 Come ;;w;; on, siw; UwU I UwU shaww nyow put xDD you to x3 the height of x3 youw +UwU bweeding. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I xDD wiww x3 show mysewf ;;w;; highwy ÚwÚ fed ÚwÚ and ^-^ wowwy OwO taught. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my +business >_> is >_> but to x3 the >_< couwt. +COUNTESS. ;;w;; To x3 the court! Why, >_> what :33 pwace >_< make xDD you x3 speciaw, when xDD you +put x3 off :3 that with xDD such >_> contempt? OwO But to x3 the court! +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU madam, >_> if ^w^ God uWu have OwO went :3 a x3 man xDD any :3 mannyews, ^.^ he OwO may +easily put >w< it x3 off uWu at >_< couwt. >w< He :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >_< make :3 a ^-^ weg, put :3 off's +xDD cap, :3 kiss :33 his uWu hand, ÚwÚ and >_> say uWu nyothing, >_> has :3 nyeithew ^-^ weg, ^.^ hands, x3 wip, +nor ^.^ cap; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed xDD such :3 a fewwow, to >_> say precisely, :3 wewe nyot fow +x3 the >_> couwt; >_> but fow uWu me, UwU I uWu have >w< an answew xDD wiww serve aww ^.^ men. +COUNTESS. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ that's :3 a >_> bountifuw answew :3 that ^w^ fits aww :3 questions. +uWu CWOWN. ^.^ It >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a bawbew's xDD chaiw, :3 that ^w^ fits aww buttocks-the uWu pin +>_< buttock, x3 the quatch >_< buttock, x3 the brawn >_< buttock, ow xDD any OwO buttock. +COUNTESS. Will x3 youw answew serve ;;w;; fit to aww x3 questions? +uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; As ;;w;; fit >_< as ;;w;; ten :33 gwoats >_> is fow x3 the uWu hand of >w< an attownyey, >_< as x3 youw +OwO Fwench >_< cwown fow x3 youw xDD taffety punk, >_< as ^.^ Tib's >_< wush fow >w< Tom's +>_> fowefingew, >_< as :3 a UwU pancake fow xDD Shwuv ^w^ Tuesday, :3 a morris fow >w< Mayday, +>_< as x3 the nail to :33 his :3 howe, x3 the cuckold to :33 his >_< hown, >_< as :3 a scolding +^-^ quean to :3 a :3 wwangwing ^-^ knyave, >_< as x3 the nun's >_< wip to x3 the >_< fwiaw's +x3 mouth; x3 nyay, >_< as x3 the :3 pudding to :33 his :33 skin. +COUNTESS. :3 Have UwU you, I, say, >w< an answew of xDD such ^.^ fitnyess fow aww +x3 questions? +uWu CWOWN. Fwom bewow x3 youw uWu duke to >_< benyeath x3 youw constabwe, >w< it xDD wiww ;;w;; fit +xDD any x3 question. +COUNTESS. ^.^ It ^w^ must be >w< an answew of UwU most monstwous ;;w;; size :3 that ^w^ must ;;w;; fit +aww ÚwÚ demands. +uWu CWOWN. OwO But :3 a xDD twifwe nyeithew, uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, >_> if x3 the :33 weawnyed >_> shouwd +speak uWu twuth of :3 it. :3 Hewe >w< it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and aww :3 that ^-^ bewongs to't. ;;w;; Ask ;;w;; me +>_> if UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; couwtiew: >w< it UwU shaww UwU do xDD you nyo x3 hawm to UwU weawn. +COUNTESS. ;;w;; To be xDD young OwO again, >_> if ^.^ we couwd, UwU I xDD wiww be :3 a >w< foow uWu in +^.^ question, ^w^ hoping to be x3 the wiser ^.^ by x3 youw answer. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, +OwO awe xDD you :3 a >_< couwtiew? +uWu CWOWN. x3 O Wowd, >_> siw!-Thewe's :3 a :33 simpwe ^.^ putting off. :33 Mowe, >_> mowe, :3 a +:3 hundwed of OwO them. +COUNTESS. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor :33 fwiend of >_< youws, :3 that loves OwO you. +uWu CWOWN. x3 O Wowd, ^.^ siw!-Thick, thick; ^-^ spawe nyot x3 me. +COUNTESS. UwU I >_< think, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^.^ can eat >_< nyonye of ÚwÚ this homewy ^w^ meat. +uWu CWOWN. x3 O Wowd, sir!-Nay, put ;;w;; me >_> to't, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. +COUNTESS. >_> You :3 wewe :3 watewy :3 whipp'd, ^w^ siw, >_< as UwU I UwU think. +uWu CWOWN. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw!-Spawe nyot x3 me. +COUNTESS. Do xDD you cwy ^w^ 'O Wowd, siw!' uWu at x3 youw UwU whipping, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; 'spawe +nyot UwU me'? :33 Indeed x3 youw ^w^ 'O Wowd, siw!' >_> is xDD vewy sequent to x3 youw +whipping. >_> You ^.^ wouwd answew xDD vewy weww to :3 a UwU whipping, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe +>_> but bound to't. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^w^ nye'ew xDD had xDD wowse luck uWu in x3 my >w< wife uWu in x3 my ^w^ 'O Wowd, siw!' UwU I >_> see +^w^ thing's OwO may serve long, >_> but nyot serve ever. +COUNTESS. UwU I :33 pway x3 the x3 nyobwe :3 housewife with x3 the time, +;;w;; To entertain >w< it UwU so ÚwÚ mewwiwy with :3 a xDD foow. +uWu CWOWN. x3 O Wowd, siw!-Why, thewe't sewves weww ;;w;; again. +COUNTESS. ^-^ An ^w^ end, sir! ;;w;; To x3 youw business: UwU give :33 Hewen uWu this, +xDD And urge her to :3 a xDD pwesent answew back; +>_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my >_< kinsmen ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO son. This >_> is nyot :33 much. +uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Nyot much ÚwÚ commendation to them? +COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Nyot much >w< empwoyment fow OwO you. >_> You understand me? +uWu CWOWN. :3 Most ÚwÚ fwuitfuwwy; UwU I ^w^ am there >w< befowe x3 my wegs. +COUNTESS. Haste xDD you ;;w;; again. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. +Paris. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew BERTRAM, OwO WAFEU, ÚwÚ and x3 PAWOWWES + +UwU WAFEU. ^-^ They >_> say miracles OwO awe xDD past; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we uWu have UwU ouw philosophical +persons to >_< make modern ÚwÚ and ^.^ famiwiaw ^.^ things :33 supewnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and +>w< causewess. OwO Hence >_> is >w< it :3 that ^.^ we >_< make twifwes of terrors, +ÚwÚ ensconcing ouwsewves x3 into ÚwÚ seeming >_< knyowwedge when ^.^ we >_> shouwd :3 submit +ouwsewves to >w< an unknown ;;w;; feaw. +PAROLLES. Why, UwU 'tis x3 the ^.^ wawest :33 awgument of wonder :3 that hath UwU shot +x3 out uWu in UwU ouw UwU wattew times. +BERTRAM. xDD And UwU so UwU 'tis. +UwU WAFEU. ;;w;; To be ÚwÚ wewinquish'd of x3 the artists- +PAROLLES. ^w^ So UwU I :3 say-both of ÚwÚ Gawen ÚwÚ and Paracelsus. +UwU WAFEU. Of aww x3 the :33 weawnyed ÚwÚ and OwO authentic x3 fewwows- +PAROLLES. Right; UwU so UwU I :3 say. +UwU WAFEU. :33 That uWu gave ^.^ him x3 out UwU incuwabwe- +PAROLLES. Why, there ÚwÚ 'tis; UwU so >_> say UwU I UwU too. +UwU WAFEU. ÚwÚ Nyot to be >_> hewp'd- +PAROLLES. Right; >_< as >w< 'twewe :3 a x3 man x3 assuw'd of :3 a- +UwU WAFEU. Uncertain >w< wife ÚwÚ and >_< suwe death. +PAROLLES. Just; xDD you >_> say well; UwU so ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have UwU said. +UwU WAFEU. UwU I OwO may :33 twuwy >_> say >w< it >_> is :3 a ^w^ nyuvwty to x3 the wowwd. +PAROLLES. ^.^ It >_> is indeed. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww uWu have >w< it uWu in :33 showing, xDD you UwU shaww +^w^ wead >w< it uWu in what-do-ye-call't hewe. +UwU WAFEU. [Weading x3 the >w< bawwad title] >_> 'A ^.^ Showing of :3 a Heavenly +:3 Effect uWu in >w< an Eawthwy Actow.' +PAROLLES. >w< That's uWu it; UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu said x3 the xDD vewy :33 same. +UwU WAFEU. Why, x3 youw dowphin >_> is nyot lustier. 'Fore uWu me, UwU I speak uWu in >w< wespect- ->w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis stwange, 'tis vewy >_< stwange; UwU that :3 is OwO the bwief -ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< tedious >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and :33 he's >_> of :3 a UwU most facinerious spirit UwU that -uWu wiww ^.^ nyot acknyowwedge ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be >_< the- -OwO WAFEU. Very hand >_> of >_< heaven. ->w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Ay; OwO so I >w< say. -OwO WAFEU. UwU In :3 a UwU most weak- ->w< PAWOWWES. And >_< debiwe minister, gweat :33 powew, gweat ^-^ twanscendence; -;;w;; which x3 shouwd, :3 indeed, ^w^ give OwO us :3 a further ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< be :3 made than :3 awonye -OwO the recov'ry >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, as ^-^ to be- -OwO WAFEU. >w< Genyewawwy OwO thankfuw. - -x3 Entew xDD KING, HELENA, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - ->w< PAWOWWES. I would ^.^ have ^w^ said xDD it; you uWu say :33 weww. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the King. -OwO WAFEU. Wustig, as OwO the Dutchman ;;w;; says. I'll >_< wike :3 a maid OwO the :3 bettew, -UwU whiwst I ^.^ have :3 a tooth in my head. ÚwÚ Why, :33 he's able ^-^ to ;;w;; wead xDD hew :3 a -^.^ cowanto. ->w< PAWOWWES. xDD Mowt xDD du :33 vinyaigwe! ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this Helen? -OwO WAFEU. ^-^ 'Fowe God, I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. -^w^ KING. Go, caww before me >w< aww OwO the uWu wowds in couwt. -Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT ->w< Sit, my >_> pwesewvew, uWu by >w< thy x3 patient's ÚwÚ side; -And with :3 this heawthfuw ;;w;; hand, uWu whose banish'd :33 sense -Thou >_> has ^.^ wepeaw'd, :3 a uWu second UwU time weceive -The >_> confiwmation >_> of my OwO pwomis'd ^-^ gift, -^w^ Which uWu but attends >w< thy OwO nyaming. - -x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw LORDS - -^-^ Faiw ;;w;; maid, ^-^ send :3 fowth UwU thinye >w< eye. :3 This youthfuw uWu pawcew -x3 Of x3 nyobwe bachelors ^.^ stand at my bestowing, -uWu O'ew xDD whom uWu both x3 suvweign power ÚwÚ and >_< fathew's >w< voice -I ^.^ have ^-^ to use. x3 Thy :3 fwank >w< ewection make; -Thou x3 hast power ^-^ to choose, ÚwÚ and uWu they UwU nyonye ^-^ to forsake. -HEWENyA. ÚwÚ To OwO each >_> of you ^-^ onye fair ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous ^w^ mistwess -xDD Faww, when love pwease. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ to OwO each uWu but ^-^ onye! -OwO WAFEU. :3 I'd ^w^ give :33 bay Curtal ÚwÚ and his x3 fuwnyituwe -UwU My OwO mouth nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bwoken than ^.^ these ÚwÚ boys', -And :3 wwit as wittwe ÚwÚ beawd. -^w^ KING. ^-^ Pewuse them :33 weww. -:3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those uWu but xDD had :3 a x3 nyobwe father. -HEWENyA. Gentwemen, -xDD Heaven ;;w;; hath OwO thwough me ÚwÚ westow'd OwO the UwU King ^-^ to ^w^ heawth. -ALL. We undewstand it, ÚwÚ and :3 thank >w< heaven uWu fow you. -HEWENyA. I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein weawthiest -:33 That I uWu pwotest I >_> simpwy x3 am :3 a uWu maid. -UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty, I ^.^ have x3 donye awweady. -The bwushes in my x3 cheeks ;;w;; thus whisper :3 me: -x3 'We x3 bwush UwU that :3 thou shouldst ;;w;; choose; ;;w;; but, >w< be OwO wefused, ->_> Wet OwO the >_> white death ^-^ sit uWu on >w< thy ^-^ cheek uWu fow x3 evew, ->w< We'ww :33 nye'ew come there >w< again.' -^w^ KING. UwU Make UwU choice ÚwÚ and see: -OwO Who :3 shuns >w< thy love :3 shuns >w< aww his love in >_> me. -HEWENyA. Nyow, >_> Dian, ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< awtaw ^-^ do I fly, -And ^-^ to >w< impewiaw UwU Wuv, UwU that god UwU most high, -Do my sighs ^.^ stweam. >_> Siw, uWu wiww you hear my ^.^ suit? -OwO FIWST LORD. And gwant it. -HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Thanks, siw; >w< aww OwO the west :3 is mute. -OwO WAFEU. I xDD had wathew >w< be in :3 this UwU choice than thwow ^.^ ames-ace uWu fow my -wife. -HEWENyA. The xDD honyouw, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^.^ fwames in >_> youw fair >_> eyes, -Before I ÚwÚ speak, xDD too threat'ningly wepwies. -^-^ Wuv ^-^ make >_> youw :3 fowtunyes twenty xDD times :33 abuv -Her UwU that OwO so >_> wishes, ÚwÚ and xDD hew humbwe ^w^ wuv! -x3 SECOND LORD. :3 Nyo :3 bettew, ^-^ if you pwease. -HEWENyA. UwU My ^w^ wish ^-^ weceive, -^w^ Which gweat ^-^ Wuv >_> gwant; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. -OwO WAFEU. Do >w< aww uWu they deny uWu hew? An uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_< sons >_> of >_< minye :3 I'd ^.^ have -them whipt; ^w^ ow I would ^-^ send them ^-^ to th' :3 Tuwk ^-^ to ^-^ make eunuchs >_> of. -HEWENyA. Be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid UwU that I >_> youw hand shouwd x3 take; -I'll never ^-^ do you :33 wwong uWu fow >_> youw >_> own sake. -Blessing x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; vows; ÚwÚ and in >_> youw bed -Find ^-^ faiwew OwO fowtunye, ^-^ if you >w< evew :3 wed! -OwO WAFEU. ^.^ These :3 boys awe :3 boys >_> of ice; they'll UwU nyonye ^.^ have :3 hew. -Suwe, uWu they awe bastawds ^-^ to OwO the UwU Engwish; OwO the xDD Fwench :33 nye'ew ^w^ got >_< 'em. -HEWENyA. You awe xDD too young, xDD too happy, ÚwÚ and xDD too uWu good, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make yourself :3 a :3 son >_< out >_> of my bwood. ->_< FOUWTH LORD. ^-^ Faiw one, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -OwO WAFEU. There's ^-^ onye ^w^ gwape yet; I x3 am ^w^ suwe >w< thy fathew dwunk x3 winye-but -^-^ if :3 thou be'st ^.^ nyot OwO an ass, I x3 am :3 a xDD youth >_> of fourteen; I ^.^ have OwO knyown -ÚwÚ thee awweady. -HEWENyA. uWu [To BERTRAM] I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say I UwU take OwO you; uWu but I ^w^ give ->w< Me ÚwÚ and my UwU sewvice, >w< evew UwU whiwst I live, -x3 Into >_> youw :3 guiding >_> powew. :3 This :3 is OwO the xDD man. -^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Why, then, x3 young >_> Bewtwam, UwU take UwU hew; she's >w< thy wife. -BERTRAM. UwU My xDD wife, my UwU wiege! I uWu shaww uWu beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, -UwU In such :3 a ^-^ businyess ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ;;w;; use -The ^w^ hewp >_> of >_< minye >_> own OwO eyes. -^w^ KING. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, >_> Bewtwam, -What ^.^ she >_> has x3 donye uWu fow x3 me? -BERTRAM. x3 Yes, my good ^w^ wowd; -But never >w< hope ^-^ to xDD knyow x3 why I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. -^w^ KING. Thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ she >_> has rais'd me ^-^ fwom my sickly bed. -BERTRAM. But UwU fowwows it, my lord, ^-^ to bwing me ;;w;; down -Must ÚwÚ answew uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ waising? I xDD knyow xDD hew weww: -She xDD had xDD hew breeding at my >_< fathew's :33 chawge. -OwO A UwU poow x3 physician's daughter my UwU wife! UwU Disdain ->_< Wathew corrupt me ^-^ evew! -^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis only title :3 thou ;;w;; disdain'st in UwU hew, OwO the ;;w;; which -I can build :33 up. Strange :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ ouw bwoods, -x3 Of >_< cowouw, ^-^ weight, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heat, UwU pouw'd >w< aww togethew, -Wouwd ^-^ quite xDD confound :3 distinction, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ stand x3 off -UwU In xDD diffewences OwO so ^.^ mighty. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be -^-^ Aww UwU that :3 is OwO viwtuous-save what :3 thou >_> diswik'st, -OwO A UwU poow x3 physician's daughter-thou x3 diswik'st -x3 Of :3 viwtue uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; nyame; uWu but ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -From x3 wowest place when ÚwÚ viwtuous >w< things :33 pwoceed, -The place :3 is >w< dignyified uWu by OwO the doew's uWu deed; -:3 Whewe gweat additions OwO sweww's, ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue x3 nyonye, -^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 dwopsied honyouw. Good :3 awonye -^-^ Is good ^-^ without :3 a >w< nyame. ÚwÚ Viwenyess :3 is :3 so: -The property uWu by what ^.^ it :3 is shouwd ÚwÚ go, -:3 Nyot uWu by OwO the titwe. She :3 is young, ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ faiw; -UwU In ^.^ these ^-^ to ^-^ nyatuwe she's immediate xDD heiw; -And ^.^ these breed honyouw. :33 That :3 is honour's :33 scown -^w^ Which chawwenges itsewf as honour's :3 bown -And :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ siwe. Honours thrive -When wathew ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw acts ^-^ we them derive ->w< Than ^-^ ouw :3 fowe-goews. The mere word's :3 a slave, -Debauch'd uWu on every OwO tomb, uWu on every grave -OwO A lying twophy; ÚwÚ and as ^w^ oft :3 is OwO dumb -:3 Whewe ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and :33 damn'd obwivion :3 is OwO the tomb -x3 Of UwU honyouw'd bones :3 indeed. What shouwd >w< be >_< said? ->w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; cweatuwe as :3 a ;;w;; maid, -I can UwU cweate OwO the ^-^ west. OwO Viwtue ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -^-^ Is xDD hew >_> own dowew; uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and wealth ^-^ fwom >_> me. -BERTRAM. I cannyot love UwU hew, :3 nyow uWu wiww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ^-^ do 't. -^w^ KING. Thou UwU wwong'st ÚwÚ thysewf, ^-^ if :3 thou shouldst ^-^ stwive ^-^ to uWu choose. -HEWENyA. :33 That you awe ;;w;; weww restor'd, my lord, ^-^ I'm glad. ->_> Wet OwO the west ^.^ go. -^w^ KING. UwU My honour's at OwO the ;;w;; stake; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ;;w;; defeat, -I >w< must >_> pwoduce my >_> powew. Here, UwU take xDD hew ;;w;; hand, -Proud scownfuw OwO boy, unworthy :3 this good ^-^ gift, -:33 That OwO dost in :3 viwe misprision shackle OwO up -UwU My love ÚwÚ and xDD hew desert; UwU that ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^-^ dweam -xDD We, OwO poising OwO us in xDD hew ^-^ defective >_> scawe, -:33 Shaww ^.^ weigh ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the beam; UwU that xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot xDD knyow -^w^ It :3 is in OwO us ^-^ to >_> pwant UwU thinye uWu honyouw xDD whewe -We >w< pwease ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ^.^ gwow. Check >w< thy ^.^ contempt; -;;w;; Obey ^-^ ouw wiww, ;;w;; which ^.^ twavaiws in >w< thy >w< good; ->_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot >w< thy :3 disdain, uWu but ÚwÚ pwesentwy -Do UwU thinye >_> own :3 fowtunyes UwU that uWu obedient ^.^ wight -^w^ Which uWu both >w< thy >_> duty ÚwÚ owes ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw power claims; -Ow I uWu wiww thwow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom my cawe uWu fow >w< evew -x3 Into OwO the :33 staggews ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> cawewess >_> wapse -x3 Of xDD youth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ignyowance; uWu both my wevenge ÚwÚ and UwU hate -^.^ Woosing x3 upon ÚwÚ thee in OwO the name >_> of justice, -Without >w< aww >_> tewms >_> of ;;w;; pity. Speak; UwU thinye >w< answew. -BERTRAM. >_> Pawdon, my >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; uWu fow I x3 submit -UwU My fancy ^-^ to >_> youw OwO eyes. When I consider -What gweat ^-^ cweation ÚwÚ and what dole >_> of uWu honyouw -^.^ Fwies xDD whewe you ;;w;; bid it, I find UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; which ^.^ wate ->_> Was in my nobler >_> thoughts UwU most base :3 is :3 nyow -The praised >_> of OwO the x3 King; :3 who, OwO so ennyobwed, -^-^ Is as 'twere :3 bown ÚwÚ so. -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, -And tell xDD hew ^.^ she :3 is :3 thinye; ^-^ to xDD whom I pwomise -OwO A ÚwÚ countewpoise, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ estate -OwO A x3 bawance ^-^ mowe :33 wepwete. -BERTRAM. I UwU take xDD hew hand. -^w^ KING. Good >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 favouw >_> of OwO the UwU King ->_> Smiwe x3 upon :3 this :3 contwact; uWu whose >_< cewemony -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seem OwO expedient uWu on OwO the nyow-bown brief, -And >w< be xDD pewfowm'd to-nyight. The sowemn feast -:33 Shaww ^-^ mowe ^.^ attend x3 upon OwO the UwU coming ^-^ space, -^.^ Expecting ÚwÚ absent >_< fwiends. UwU As :3 thou lov'st UwU hew, -x3 Thy ^-^ wuv's ^-^ to me OwO wewigious; ewse, OwO does UwU eww. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but LAFEU ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES ^-^ who stay ^.^ behind, -OwO commenting >_> of :3 this >w< wedding -OwO WAFEU. Do you OwO heaw, >w< monsieuw? OwO A >_> wowd with you. ->w< PAWOWWES. Your pweasuwe, sir? -OwO WAFEU. Your lord ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew >_> did ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^-^ make his xDD wecantation. ->w< PAWOWWES. Recantation! UwU My Lord! my >w< mastew! -OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ Ay; :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a language I speak? ->w< PAWOWWES. OwO A UwU most harsh one, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be understood ^-^ without bwoody -succeeding. UwU My >w< mastew! -OwO WAFEU. uWu Awe you ^.^ companyion ^-^ to OwO the UwU Count :3 Wousiwwon? ->w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ To ^-^ any ^w^ count; ^-^ to >w< aww :3 counts; ^-^ to what :3 is xDD man. -OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ To what :3 is count's ÚwÚ man: count's ^w^ mastew :3 is >_> of another >_< stywe. ->w< PAWOWWES. You awe xDD too >_> owd, siw; let ^.^ it xDD satisfy you, you awe xDD too -^.^ owd. -OwO WAFEU. I >w< must tell ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ siwwah, I wwite >w< man; ^-^ to ;;w;; which title :3 age -cannyot bwing thee. ->w< PAWOWWES. What I dare xDD too ;;w;; weww uWu do, I dare ^.^ nyot do. -OwO WAFEU. I >_> did ÚwÚ think ^.^ thee, uWu fow two owdinyawies, ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pwetty xDD wise -fellow; :3 thou didst ^-^ make >_> towewabwe :33 vent >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; twavew; ^.^ it UwU might -UwU pass. >_> Yet OwO the scarfs ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ bannyewets about ÚwÚ thee >_> did manifoldly -^.^ dissuade me ^-^ fwom bewieving ÚwÚ thee :3 a vessel >_> of xDD too gweat :3 a burden. I -^.^ have :3 nyow ;;w;; found thee; when I wose ÚwÚ thee UwU again I cawe not; ÚwÚ yet art -:3 thou good uWu fow nyothing uWu but ^-^ taking up; ÚwÚ and UwU that thou'rt scarce -worth. ->w< PAWOWWES. uWu Hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU pwiviwege >_> of >w< antiquity x3 upon ^w^ thee- -OwO WAFEU. Do ^.^ nyot plunge thyself xDD too :3 faw in angew, west :3 thou ^.^ hasten >w< thy -x3 twiaw; ;;w;; which if-Lord ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a hen! UwU So, my good -^w^ window >_> of ÚwÚ wattice, fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; >w< thy casement I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^.^ open, -uWu fow I ÚwÚ wook OwO thwough thee. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. ->w< PAWOWWES. UwU My lord, you ^w^ give me UwU most egwegious ^-^ indignyity. -OwO WAFEU. >w< Ay, with >w< aww my >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and :3 thou art >w< wowthy >_> of it. ->w< PAWOWWES. I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, my lord, deserv'd it. -OwO WAFEU. x3 Yes, good :33 faith, UwU ev'wy ^.^ dwam >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ bate ÚwÚ thee -:3 a scwupwe. ->w< PAWOWWES. Weww, I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ wisew. -OwO WAFEU. Ev'n as >_> soon as :3 thou x3 canst, uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ to >_< puww at :3 a xDD smack -o' th' contrary. >w< If >w< evew :3 thou be'st bound in >w< thy ^.^ scawf ÚwÚ and -;;w;; beaten, :3 thou ^-^ shawt find what ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_> pwoud >_> of >w< thy bondage. I -^.^ have :3 a desiwe ^-^ to howd my >_> acquaintance with ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow wathew my -^.^ knyowwedge, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu say in OwO the x3 defauwt :33 'He :3 is :3 a man I :33 knyow.' ->w< PAWOWWES. UwU My lord, you ^-^ do me UwU most ;;w;; insuppowtabwe vexation. -OwO WAFEU. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe heww x3 pains uWu fow >w< thy UwU sake, ÚwÚ and my UwU poow UwU doing -eternal; uWu fow UwU doing I x3 am ^.^ past, as I uWu wiww uWu by ^.^ thee, in what motion -:3 age uWu wiww ^w^ give me weave. Exit ->w< PAWOWWES. Weww, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a :3 son uWu shaww UwU take :3 this >w< disgwace x3 off :3 me: -OwO scuwvy, >_> owd, ÚwÚ fiwthy, scurvy wowd! Weww, I >w< must >w< be patient; there -:3 is nyo fettewing >_> of authowity. I'll beat ^w^ him, uWu by my xDD wife, ^-^ if I can -^.^ meet him with ^-^ any :33 convenyience, OwO an ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe double ÚwÚ and double :3 a -:33 wowd. I'll ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity >_> of his :3 age than I would ^.^ have ^-^ of- -I'll beat ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I :33 couwd uWu but ^.^ meet him again. - -;;w;; We-entew LAFEU - -OwO WAFEU. Sirrah, >_> youw lord ÚwÚ and >_< mastew's ÚwÚ mawwied; :33 thewe's UwU nyews uWu fow -OwO you; you ^.^ have :3 a OwO nyew OwO mistwess. ->w< PAWOWWES. I UwU most unfeignedly uWu beseech >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< some -;;w;; wesewvation >_> of >_> youw wwongs. ÚwÚ He :3 is my good uWu wowd: xDD whom I sewve -:33 abuv :3 is my mastew. -OwO WAFEU. :3 Who? ^.^ God? ->w< PAWOWWES. >w< Ay, sir. -OwO WAFEU. The ^w^ deviw ^.^ it :3 is that's >w< thy mastew. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou gawtew OwO up ->w< thy ÚwÚ awms o' :3 this UwU fashion? Dost ^-^ make hose >_> of >w< thy sweeves? Do uWu othew -^-^ sewvants so? Thou ^w^ wewt :33 best xDD set >w< thy wowew part xDD whewe >w< thy nyose -stands. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe uWu but two ^w^ houws younger, :3 I'd beat -thee. >w< Methink'st :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ genyewaw offence, ÚwÚ and every man shouwd -beat thee. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou >_< wast created uWu fow x3 men ^-^ to bweathe -themsewves x3 upon thee. ->w< PAWOWWES. :3 This :3 is ^-^ hawd ÚwÚ and xDD undesewved >_> measuwe, my :33 wowd. -OwO WAFEU. uWu Go ^.^ to, siw; you ;;w;; wewe >_> beaten in ^-^ Itawy uWu fow >w< picking :3 a UwU kewnyew ->_< out >_> of :3 a xDD pomegwanyate; you awe :3 a vagabond, ÚwÚ and nyo OwO twue traveller; -you awe ^-^ mowe ;;w;; saucy with uWu wowds ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe ÚwÚ pewsonyages than OwO the -:33 commission >_> of >_> youw biwth ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue gives you OwO hewawdwy. You awe -^.^ nyot wowth another ;;w;; wowd, ewse :3 I'd caww you knave. I xDD weave you. -Exit - -x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM - ->w< PAWOWWES. OwO Good, very, uWu good, ^.^ it :3 is OwO so xDD then. OwO Good, vewy >w< good; let ^.^ it ->w< be ;;w;; conceaw'd >_> awhiwe. -BERTRAM. >w< Undonye, ÚwÚ and xDD fowfeited ^-^ to >_> cawes uWu fow ^-^ evew! ->w< PAWOWWES. What's OwO the matter, sweetheawt? -BERTRAM. UwU Awthough before OwO the sowemn pwiest I ^.^ have >_> swown, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bed :3 hew. ->w< PAWOWWES. >_> What, what, sweetheawt? -BERTRAM. :3 O my :3 Pawowwes, uWu they ^.^ have married UwU me! -I'll ^-^ to OwO the >_> Tuscan ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and never bed :3 hew. ->w< PAWOWWES. Fwance :3 is :3 a ^w^ dog-howe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe merits -The ÚwÚ twead >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ man's foot. ÚwÚ To th' waws! -BERTRAM. There's letters ^-^ fwom my mother; what th' :3 impowt :3 is I xDD knyow -^.^ nyot >_> yet. ->w< PAWOWWES. >w< Ay, UwU that would >w< be known. ÚwÚ To th' ^w^ waws, my OwO boy, ^-^ to th' -waws! -ÚwÚ He weaws his uWu honyouw in :3 a ;;w;; box >_> unseen -:33 That >_< hugs his kicky-wicky here at home, -Spending his >_< manwy :33 mawwow in xDD hew uWu awms, -^w^ Which shouwd sustain OwO the bound ÚwÚ and UwU high ^-^ cuwvet -x3 Of :33 Maws's :33 fiewy >_> steed. ÚwÚ To uWu othew wegions! -Fwance :3 is :3 a stabwe; ^-^ we UwU that ÚwÚ dweww xDD in't jades; -:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to th' xDD waw! -BERTRAM. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; I'll ^-^ send xDD hew ^-^ to my OwO house, -:3 Acquaint my mothew with my UwU hate ^-^ to UwU hew, -And xDD whewefowe I x3 am >_> fwed; wwite ^-^ to OwO the UwU King -:33 That ;;w;; which I durst ^.^ nyot speak. His ÚwÚ pwesent >_> gift -:33 Shaww >_> fuwnyish me ^-^ to x3 those >w< Itawian fields -:3 Whewe x3 nyobwe xDD fewwows ^w^ stwike. ^.^ Waw :3 is nyo stwife -ÚwÚ To OwO the dark house ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 detested wife. ->w< PAWOWWES. uWu Wiww :3 this uWu capwiccio howd in ^.^ thee, art >_> suwe? -BERTRAM. uWu Go with me ^-^ to my ;;w;; chambew ÚwÚ and :33 advise >_> me. -I'll ^-^ send xDD hew straight >_> away. >w< To-mowwow -I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ waws, ^.^ she ^-^ to xDD hew >w< singwe sorrow. ->w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ these x3 bawws >_< bound; :33 thewe's ^w^ nyoise in it. ^.^ 'Tis uWu hawd: -OwO A x3 young man married :3 is :3 a man that's ^-^ maww'd. -OwO Thewefowe ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and xDD weave xDD hew bwavewy; ^.^ go. -The UwU King >_> has x3 donye you ^-^ wwong; ;;w;; but, hush, 'tis ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. -^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN - -HEWENyA. UwU My mothew >_> gweets me kindwy; :3 is ^.^ she uWu weww? -CLOWN. She :3 is ^.^ nyot well, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she >_> has xDD hew ^w^ heawth; she's vewy -uWu mewwy, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. But ^w^ thanks >w< be uWu given, she's vewy -well, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wants nyothing >w< i' th' ;;w;; wowwd; uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. -HEWENyA. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be vewy well, what OwO does ^.^ she ÚwÚ aiw UwU that she's ^.^ nyot vewy -uWu weww? -CLOWN. Twuwy, she's vewy ;;w;; weww :3 indeed, uWu but uWu fow two ;;w;; things. -HEWENyA. What two things? -CLOWN. >w< Onye, UwU that she's ^.^ nyot in UwU heaven, :33 whithew :3 God ^-^ send xDD hew >_< quickwy! -The xDD othew, UwU that she's in :3 eawth, ^-^ fwom :3 whence :3 God ^-^ send xDD hew >_< quickwy! - -x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES - ->w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Bwess you, my >_> fowtunyate ^-^ wady! -HEWENyA. I hope, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have >_> youw good uWu wiww ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< minye >_> own good -UwU fowtunyes. ->w< PAWOWWES. You xDD had my ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ to ;;w;; wead them OwO on; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ keep them OwO on, -^.^ have them ^.^ stiww. :33 O, my >_< knyave, how OwO does my ^.^ owd >w< wady? -CLOWN. ^w^ So UwU that you xDD had xDD hew wrinkles ÚwÚ and I xDD hew >_> monyey, I would ^.^ she ->_> did as you >w< say. ->w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu say nothing. -CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, you awe OwO the uWu wisew >w< man; uWu fow many :3 a ÚwÚ man's :33 tongue xDD shakes ->_< out his >_< mastew's ;;w;; undoing. ÚwÚ To uWu say nothing, ^-^ to ^-^ do nothing, ^-^ to xDD knyow -nothing, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have nothing, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be :3 a gweat part >_> of >_> youw -titwe, ;;w;; which :3 is within :3 a vewy wittwe >_> of nothing. ->w< PAWOWWES. xDD Away! th'art :3 a knave. -CLOWN. You shouwd ^.^ have said, ;;w;; siw, 'Before :3 a ^.^ knyave th'art :3 a knave'; -that's 'Before me th'art :3 a uWu knyave.' :3 This xDD had >_< been truth, sir. ->w< PAWOWWES. uWu Go ^.^ to, :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ witty OwO foow; I ^.^ have ;;w;; found thee. -CLOWN. OwO Did you find me in OwO youwsewf, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow ;;w;; wewe you ^w^ taught ^-^ to find -x3 me? The >_> seawch, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was :3 pwofitabwe; ÚwÚ and >w< much OwO foow ^-^ may you find -in you, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the world's ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO incwease >_> of -^-^ waughtew. ->w< PAWOWWES. OwO A good >_< knyave, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :3 fed. -^w^ Madam, my lord uWu wiww >w< go away ;;w;; to-nyight: -OwO A vewy uWu sewious ^-^ businyess calls uWu on >_> him. -The gweat prerogative ÚwÚ and >_> wite >_> of love, ->w< Which, as >_> youw OwO due, UwU time claims, ^.^ he OwO does >_> acknyowwedge; -But ^-^ puts ^.^ it x3 off ^-^ to :3 a xDD compeww'd OwO westwaint; -uWu Whose ;;w;; want, ÚwÚ and uWu whose deway, :3 is ^-^ stwew'd with :3 sweets, -^w^ Which uWu they distil :3 nyow in OwO the :33 cuwbed UwU time, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the UwU coming hour o'ewfwow with ^.^ joy -And ^w^ pweasuwe drown OwO the brim. -HEWENyA. What's his xDD ewse? ->w< PAWOWWES. :33 That you uWu wiww UwU take >_> youw x3 instant xDD weave o' th' ;;w;; King, -And ^-^ make :3 this haste as >_> youw >_> own good pwoceeding, -Stwength'nyed with what >w< apowogy you ÚwÚ think -May ^-^ make ^.^ it pwobabwe need. -HEWENyA. What ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ commands x3 he? ->w< PAWOWWES. That, having :3 this ÚwÚ obtain'd, you ÚwÚ pwesentwy -x3 Attend his further ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -HEWENyA. UwU In OwO evewything I OwO wait x3 upon his uWu wiww. ->w< PAWOWWES. I uWu shaww wepowt ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -HEWENyA. I pray you. Exit >w< PAWOWWES -^w^ Come, sirrah. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE 5. -^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew LAFEU ÚwÚ and x3 BEWTWAM - -OwO WAFEU. But I >w< hope >_> youw ^.^ wowdship OwO thinks ^.^ nyot him :3 a sowdiew. -BERTRAM. x3 Yes, my lord, ÚwÚ and >_> of vewy ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ appwoof. -OwO WAFEU. You ^.^ have ^.^ it ^-^ fwom his >_> own dewivewance. -BERTRAM. And uWu by uWu othew ^w^ wawwanted ^.^ testimony. -OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Then my >w< diaw :33 goes ^.^ nyot true; I took :3 this lark uWu fow :3 a bunting. -BERTRAM. I ^-^ do assuwe you, my lord, ^.^ he :3 is vewy gweat in ^.^ knyowwedge, -ÚwÚ and >_< accowdingwy uWu vawiant. -OwO WAFEU. I ^.^ have then :3 sinn'd x3 against his experience ÚwÚ and >_< twansgwess'd -x3 against his ^.^ vawouw; ÚwÚ and my OwO state UwU that uWu way :3 is xDD dangewous, >_< since I -cannyot ÚwÚ yet find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to xDD wepent. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he >w< comes; I pray you -^-^ make OwO us fwiends; I uWu wiww x3 puwsue OwO the ^.^ amity - -x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES - ->w< PAWOWWES. uWu [To BERTRAM] ^.^ These >w< things uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, sir. -OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, :33 who's his tailor? ->w< PAWOWWES. xDD Siw! -OwO WAFEU. :33 O, I xDD knyow him :33 weww. >w< Ay, siw; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, xDD 's :3 a good UwU wowkman, :3 a -vewy good >_> taiwow. -BERTRAM. >_> [Aside ^-^ to PAWOWWES] ^-^ Is ^.^ she gonye ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? ->w< PAWOWWES. She is. -BERTRAM. uWu Wiww ^.^ she away x3 to-nyight? ->w< PAWOWWES. UwU As ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have :3 hew. -BERTRAM. I ^.^ have :3 wwit my :3 wettews, casketed my tweasuwe, -x3 Given owdew uWu fow ^-^ ouw howses; ÚwÚ and to-night, -When I shouwd UwU take UwU possession >_> of OwO the bwide, -;;w;; End ewe I ^-^ do begin. -OwO WAFEU. OwO A good :33 twavewwew :3 is xDD something at OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a xDD dinnyew; -uWu but ^-^ onye UwU that :3 wies ^.^ thwee-thiwds ÚwÚ and :3 uses :3 a OwO knyown >w< twuth ^-^ to xDD pass :3 a -^w^ thousand nothings OwO with, shouwd >w< be UwU once heard ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thwice OwO beaten. -:3 God :33 save you, uWu Captain. -BERTRAM. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any unkindness :3 between my lord ÚwÚ and you, >w< monsieuw? ->w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I ^.^ have >w< desewved ^-^ to run OwO into my ;;w;; wowd's -displeasure. -OwO WAFEU. You ^.^ have :3 made ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to run OwO into ;;w;; 't, :33 boots ÚwÚ and ^w^ spuws ÚwÚ and aww, ->_< wike him UwU that ^-^ weapt OwO into OwO the custard; ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of ^.^ it ^w^ you'ww run -uWu again, wathew than suffer xDD question uWu fow >_> youw wesidence. -BERTRAM. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be you ^.^ have ^w^ mistaken ^w^ him, my :33 wowd. -OwO WAFEU. And uWu shaww ^-^ do OwO so x3 evew, >w< though I took him OwO at's ^.^ pwayews. -Fawe you well, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and believe :3 this >_> of :3 me: there can >w< be nyo ->_< kewnyaw in :3 this ^.^ wight >_< nyut; OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of :3 this man :3 is his >_> cwothes; -xDD twust him ^.^ nyot in matter >_> of :33 heavy >_< consequence; I ^.^ have ^-^ kept >_> of them ->_> tame, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow theiw nyatuwes. Faweweww, :3 monsieuw; I ^.^ have spoken -better >_> of you than you ^.^ have ^w^ ow uWu wiww ^-^ to deserve at my >w< hand; uWu but ^-^ we ->w< must ^-^ do good x3 against :33 eviw. Exit ->w< PAWOWWES. An :33 idwe lord, I uWu sweaw. -BERTRAM. I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. ->w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO him? -BERTRAM. x3 Yes, I ^-^ do xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and ^w^ common OwO speech -Gives him :3 a >w< wowthy UwU pass. ;;w;; Hewe comes my clog. - -x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA - -HEWENyA. I x3 have, ;;w;; siw, as I ÚwÚ was ^w^ commanded ^-^ fwom you, -Spoke with OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 pwocuw'd his xDD weave ->_< Fow ÚwÚ pwesent pawting; only ^.^ he desires -uWu Some pwivate OwO speech with you. -BERTRAM. I uWu shaww ^-^ obey his uWu wiww. -You >w< must ^.^ nyot mawvew, >_< Hewen, at my ^.^ couwse, -^w^ Which howds ^.^ nyot >w< cowouw with OwO the UwU time, :3 nyow OwO does -The >w< minyistwation ÚwÚ and required >w< office -uWu On my pawticuwaw. ^.^ Pwepaw'd I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ->_< Fow such :3 a OwO businyess; OwO thewefowe x3 am I ;;w;; found -^w^ So >w< much unsettled. :3 This >_> dwives me ^-^ to entweat you -:33 That ÚwÚ pwesentwy you UwU take >_> youw uWu way uWu fow home, -And wathew ^w^ muse than ÚwÚ ask x3 why I entweat OwO you; ->_< Fow my respects awe better than uWu they seem, -And my ^.^ appointments ^.^ have in them :3 a :3 nyeed ->_< Gweatew than >w< shows itsewf at OwO the ^.^ fiwst view -ÚwÚ To you UwU that xDD knyow them not. :3 This ^-^ to my mother. -[Giving :3 a letter] -'Twiww >w< be two >_< days ewe I uWu shaww UwU see OwO you; OwO so -I xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw xDD wisdom. -HEWENyA. >_> Siw, I can nyothing uWu say -But UwU that I x3 am >_> youw UwU most uWu obedient sewvant. -BERTRAM. ^w^ Come, xDD come, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. -HEWENyA. And >w< evew uWu shaww -x3 With OwO twue >_< obsewvance >w< seek ^-^ to UwU eke >_< out UwU that -OwO Whewein towawd me my ;;w;; homewy x3 staws ^.^ have ^w^ faiw'd -ÚwÚ To >w< equaw my gweat xDD fowtunye. -BERTRAM. >_> Wet UwU that ^.^ go. -UwU My haste :3 is vewy ÚwÚ gweat. Farewell; UwU hie UwU home. -HEWENyA. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. -BERTRAM. Weww, what would you ^w^ say? -HEWENyA. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy >_> of OwO the wealth I ^.^ owe, -Nyow dare I uWu say 'tis ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it >_> is; -But, >_< wike :3 a >_> timowous xDD thief, UwU most fain would >_< steaw -What OwO waw OwO does vouch >_< minye >w< own. -BERTRAM. What would you have? -HEWENyA. ^w^ Something; ÚwÚ and scarce OwO so :33 much; nothing, :3 indeed. -I would ^.^ nyot tell you what I ÚwÚ wouwd, my :33 wowd. -OwO Faith, ^.^ yes: -Strangers ÚwÚ and :33 foes ^-^ do sunder ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ;;w;; kiss. -BERTRAM. I pray you, stay ;;w;; nyot, uWu but in haste ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. -HEWENyA. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >_< bweak >_> youw ^-^ bidding, good my :33 wowd. -BERTRAM. :3 Whewe awe my uWu othew ^-^ men, >w< monsieuw? -^w^ Faweweww! Exit ^.^ HEWENyA -uWu Go :3 thou towawd home, xDD whewe I uWu wiww never come ->w< Whiwst I can >_< shake my >_< swowd ^w^ ow hear OwO the drum. -Away, ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ ouw fwight. ->w< PAWOWWES. Bravely, x3 cowagio! >_< Exeunt - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. -Florence. The x3 DUKE's :33 pawace - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF FLORENCE, attended; two -FRENCH LORDS, with :3 a ÚwÚ TWOOP >_< OF SOLDIERS - -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ So UwU that, ^-^ fwom point ^-^ to ^w^ point, :3 nyow ^.^ have you hear -The >_> fundamentaw reasons >_> of :3 this waw; -uWu Whose gweat x3 decision ;;w;; hath >w< much UwU bwood let :3 fowth -And ^-^ mowe thirsts >w< aftew. -OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Howy uWu seems OwO the >_< quawwew -:3 Upon >_> youw Gwace's part; bwack ÚwÚ and xDD feawfuw -uWu On OwO the x3 opposew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we x3 mawvew >w< much ^-^ ouw cousin Fwance -Wouwd in OwO so ^.^ just :3 a ^-^ businyess OwO shut his uWu bosom -uWu Against ^-^ ouw >w< bowwowing ^.^ pwayews. -x3 SECOND LORD. Good my lord, -The reasons >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO state I cannyot yield, -But >_< wike :3 a ^w^ common ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> outwawd man -:33 That OwO the gweat figuwe >_> of :3 a council ^.^ fwames -By UwU sewf-unyabwe motion; OwO thewefowe dare ^.^ nyot -Say what I ÚwÚ think >_> of it, >_< since I ^.^ have ;;w;; found -Myself in my ÚwÚ incewtain :33 gwounds ^-^ to x3 faiw -UwU As >_< often as I >w< guess'd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ it his ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -OwO FIWST LORD. But I x3 am ^w^ suwe OwO the ^.^ youngew >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU nyatuwe, -:33 That >w< suwfeit uWu on theiw ease, uWu wiww :3 day uWu by :3 day -Come here uWu fow x3 physic. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Wewcome uWu shaww uWu they >w< be -And >w< aww OwO the honours UwU that can UwU fwy ^-^ fwom OwO us -:33 Shaww uWu on them UwU settwe. You xDD knyow >_> youw OwO pwaces ;;w;; weww; -When better fall, uWu fow >_> youw >w< avaiws uWu they feww. ->w< To-mowwow ^-^ to th' fiewd. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. -Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN - ->w< COUNTESS. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^-^ happen'd >w< aww as I would ^.^ have xDD had it, :33 save UwU that ^.^ he -comes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ awong with :3 hew. -CLOWN. By my ^w^ twoth, I UwU take my x3 young lord ^-^ to >w< be :3 a vewy >_> mewanchowy -xDD man. ->w< COUNTESS. By what x3 obsewvance, I pray you? -CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his ^w^ boot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sing; OwO mend OwO the uWu wuff ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ sing; ÚwÚ ask UwU questions ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sing; OwO pick his UwU teeth ÚwÚ and uWu sing. I xDD knyow :3 a -man UwU that xDD had :3 this xDD twick >_> of >_> mewanchowy :3 sowd :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; manyow uWu fow :3 a -UwU song. ->w< COUNTESS. >_> Wet me UwU see what ^.^ he >w< wwites, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to come. -^w^ [Openying :3 a letter] -CLOWN. I ^.^ have nyo :33 mind ^-^ to Isbew >_< since I ÚwÚ was at couwt. Our ^.^ owd x3 wing -ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw Isbels o' th' ;;w;; countwy awe nyothing >_< wike >_> youw ^.^ owd x3 wing ÚwÚ and ->_> youw Isbels o' th' couwt. The >w< bwains >_> of my :33 Cupid's ^w^ knyock'd ^-^ out; -ÚwÚ and I begin ^-^ to love, as OwO an ^.^ owd man loves >_> monyey, with nyo :3 stomach. ->w< COUNTESS. What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? -CLOWN. uWu E'en UwU that you ^.^ have ^.^ thewe. Exit ->w< COUNTESS. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I ^.^ have x3 sent you :3 a daughter-in-law; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath -UwU wecuvwed OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and undonye >_> me. I ^.^ have ^w^ wedded UwU hew, ^.^ nyot ^-^ bedded -UwU hew; ÚwÚ and sworn ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the uWu "nyot" >_> etewnyaw. You uWu shaww hear I x3 am run -away; xDD knyow ^.^ it before OwO the wepowt come. >w< If there >w< be bweadth enough -in OwO the UwU wowwd, I uWu wiww howd :3 a wong ^w^ distance. UwU My >_> duty ^-^ to you. -Your >_< unfowtunyate UwU son, +PAROLLES. Nyay, UwU 'tis >_> stwange, UwU 'tis xDD vewy :3 stwange; :3 that >_> is x3 the bwief +ÚwÚ and x3 the tedious of uWu it; ÚwÚ and uWu he's of :3 a UwU most facinerious ^w^ spiwit :3 that +xDD wiww nyot :3 acknyowwedge >w< it to be uWu the- +UwU WAFEU. Very uWu hand of UwU heaven. +PAROLLES. Ay; UwU so UwU I :3 say. +UwU WAFEU. ^w^ In :3 a UwU most weak- +PAROLLES. xDD And >_< debiwe minister, great x3 powew, great ^w^ twanscendence; +which should, :33 indeed, UwU give >_> us :3 a further use to be UwU made than awonye +x3 the ÚwÚ wecov'wy of x3 the OwO King, >_< as to ^-^ be- +UwU WAFEU. >w< Genyewawwy UwU thankfuw. + +Entew ;;w;; KING, x3 HEWENyA, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu said uWu it; xDD you >_> say well. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ;;w;; King. +UwU WAFEU. Lustig, >_< as x3 the >w< Dutchman says. I'll ^.^ wike :3 a >_< maid x3 the better, +whiwst UwU I uWu have :3 a ^.^ tooth uWu in x3 my >_> head. Why, uWu he's able to lead her :3 a +coranto. +PAROLLES. xDD Mowt OwO du ;;w;; vinyaigwe! Is nyot ÚwÚ this Hewen? +UwU WAFEU. 'Fore :33 God, UwU I think :3 so. +>w< KING. ^w^ Go, caww >w< befowe ;;w;; me aww x3 the wowds uWu in >_< couwt. +uWu Exit >w< an uWu ATTENDANT +>_> Sit, x3 my pwesewvew, ^.^ by >w< thy ÚwÚ patient's x3 side; +xDD And with ÚwÚ this OwO heawthfuw uWu hand, x3 whose banyish'd sense +^.^ Thou >_> has repeal'd, :3 a second time receive +uWu The confirmation of x3 my pwomis'd :3 gift, +>_< Which >_> but ^.^ attends >w< thy naming. + +Entew >w< thwee ow fouw ;;w;; WOWDS + +Faiw ;;w;; maid, >_> send fowth ^.^ thinye :33 eye. This youthfuw parcel +Of x3 nyobwe bachelors stand uWu at x3 my x3 bestowing, +^w^ O'ew ÚwÚ whom both suvweign powew ÚwÚ and father's uWu voice +UwU I uWu have to ÚwÚ use. x3 Thy xDD fwank UwU ewection xDD make; +^.^ Thou x3 hast powew to UwU choose, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_< nyonye to fowsake. +HEWENyA. ;;w;; To >_< each of xDD you one >w< faiw ÚwÚ and virtuous mistwess +Fall, when wuv ÚwÚ pwease. OwO Mawwy, to >_< each >_> but one! +UwU WAFEU. ;;w;; I'd UwU give ^w^ bay Cuwtaw ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD fuwnyituwe +OwO My xDD mouth nyo ^.^ mowe :3 wewe xDD bwoken than these boys', +xDD And ^-^ wwit >_< as xDD wittwe :3 beawd. +>w< KING. Peruse them well. +ÚwÚ Nyot one of UwU those >_> but xDD had :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 fathew. +HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, +uWu Heaven hath ^w^ thwough ;;w;; me :33 westow'd x3 the ^w^ King to ^-^ heawth. +uWu AWW. We understand :33 it, ÚwÚ and >_> thank heaven fow OwO you. +HEWENyA. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 simpwe ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and thewein wealthiest +:33 That UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I simply ^w^ am :3 a ^-^ maid. +ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, UwU I uWu have donye >_< awweady. +uWu The blushes uWu in x3 my >_> cheeks OwO thus whisper ;;w;; me: +ÚwÚ 'We bwush :3 that xDD thou shouwdst choose; but, be refused, +Let x3 the ^-^ white :33 death sit on >w< thy >_< cheek fow ever, +^-^ We'ww ^w^ nye'ew come there ^-^ again.' +>w< KING. ^-^ Make UwU choice ÚwÚ and OwO see: +Who shuns >w< thy wuv shuns aww :33 his wuv uWu in x3 me. +HEWENyA. >_> Nyow, OwO Dian, from >w< thy altar UwU do UwU I fly, +xDD And to ÚwÚ impewiaw Wuv, :3 that god UwU most UwU high, +Do x3 my :3 sighs :3 stweam. UwU Siw, xDD wiww xDD you hear x3 my suit? +uWu FIWST WOWD. xDD And gwant :3 it. +HEWENyA. >_< Thanks, siw; aww x3 the xDD west >_> is :33 mute. +UwU WAFEU. UwU I xDD had rather be uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU choice than ^-^ thwow ames-ace fow x3 my +life. +HEWENyA. uWu The honyouw, ^w^ siw, :3 that flames uWu in x3 youw >w< faiw ^w^ eyes, +^.^ Befowe UwU I :3 speak, ^w^ too :33 thweat'nyingwy >_> wepwies. +Wuv >_< make x3 youw fowtunyes ÚwÚ twenty times :33 abuv +:3 Hew :3 that UwU so wishes, ÚwÚ and her humble love! +^w^ SECOND WOWD. No better, >_> if xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. +HEWENyA. OwO My ÚwÚ wish weceive, +>_< Which great Wuv x3 gwant; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. +UwU WAFEU. Do aww ;;w;; they UwU deny OwO hew? ^-^ An ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD sons of >_< minye ;;w;; I'd uWu have +them ;;w;; whipt; ow UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> send them to x3 th' ^w^ Tuwk to >_< make xDD eunyuchs uWu of. +HEWENyA. ^w^ Be nyot :33 afwaid :3 that UwU I x3 youw uWu hand >_> shouwd take; +I'll >_< nyevew UwU do xDD you wrong fow x3 youw UwU own sake. +Blessing ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^.^ vows; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 youw x3 bed +UwU Find fairer fowtunye, >_> if xDD you OwO evew ^-^ wed! +UwU WAFEU. ;;w;; These >_< boys OwO awe >_< boys of :33 ice; they'ww >_< nyonye uWu have her. +Sure, ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< bastawds to x3 the English; x3 the OwO Fwench ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ got ^.^ 'em. +HEWENyA. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too >_> young, ^w^ too UwU happy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ too UwU good, +;;w;; To >_< make >_> youwsewf :3 a >_< son x3 out of x3 my blood. +;;w;; FOUWTH WOWD. Faiw one, UwU I think nyot :3 so. +UwU WAFEU. >_> Thewe's one gwape :33 yet; UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >w< thy >w< fathew UwU dwunk wine-but +>_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st nyot >w< an ass, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 youth of fourteen; UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown +uWu thee >_< awweady. +HEWENyA. :33 [To BERTRAM] UwU I dawe nyot >_> say UwU I OwO take uWu you; >_> but UwU I UwU give +x3 Me ÚwÚ and x3 my sewvice, OwO evew whiwst UwU I x3 wive, +^.^ Into x3 youw guiding UwU powew. This >_> is x3 the man. +>w< KING. Why, >w< then, xDD young ^w^ Bewtwam, OwO take >w< hew; ^w^ she's >w< thy x3 wife. +BERTRAM. OwO My :3 wife, x3 my wiege! UwU I UwU shaww :33 beseech x3 youw >w< Highnyess, +^w^ In xDD such :3 a business UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to use +uWu The OwO hewp of >_< minye UwU own :3 eyes. +>w< KING. Knyow'st xDD thou >_> nyot, ^w^ Bewtwam, +>_> What ^.^ she >_> has donye fow me? +BERTRAM. Yes, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; +OwO But >_< nyevew UwU hope to ^.^ knyow >w< why UwU I >_> shouwd marry her. +>w< KING. ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st ^.^ she >_> has >_> wais'd ;;w;; me from x3 my >_> sickwy :3 bed. +BERTRAM. OwO But xDD fowwows :33 it, x3 my uWu wowd, to ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me down +:3 Must answew fow x3 youw x3 waising? UwU I ^.^ knyow her well: +:33 She xDD had her xDD bweeding uWu at x3 my father's chawge. +^-^ A poor physician's daughter x3 my wife! :3 Disdain +Rather corrupt ;;w;; me evew! +>w< KING. 'Tis >w< onwy ;;w;; titwe xDD thou >_> disdain'st uWu in hew, x3 the which +UwU I ^.^ can buiwd :33 up. Stwange >_> is >w< it :3 that UwU ouw bwoods, +Of :33 cowouw, ÚwÚ weight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ heat, :3 pouw'd aww together, +Wouwd quite confound >w< distinction, yet stand x3 off +^w^ In ÚwÚ diffewences UwU so ÚwÚ mighty. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be +All :3 that >_> is virtuous-save >_> what xDD thou diswik'st, +^-^ A poor physician's ;;w;; daughtew-thou ;;w;; diswik'st +Of viwtue fow x3 the UwU nyame; >_> but UwU do nyot :3 so. +Fwom ;;w;; wowest :33 pwace when virtuous ^.^ things xDD pwoceed, +uWu The :33 pwace >_> is dignified ^.^ by x3 the doer's ^.^ deed; +Whewe great ^w^ additions ÚwÚ sweww's, ÚwÚ and viwtue nyonye, +^.^ It >_> is :3 a dropsied honyouw. ^-^ Good awonye +Is ÚwÚ good ^-^ without :3 a nyame. Vileness >_> is so: +uWu The uWu pwopewty ^.^ by >_> what >w< it >_> is >_> shouwd x3 go, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by x3 the uWu titwe. :33 She >_> is >_> young, >_< wise, fair; +^w^ In these to ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^w^ she's x3 immediate heir; +xDD And these breed honyouw. :33 That >_> is x3 honyouw's ^w^ scown +>_< Which >w< chawwenges itsewf >_< as x3 honyouw's bown +xDD And >_> is nyot ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ siwe. UwU Honyouws x3 thwive +x3 When rather from UwU ouw acts ^.^ we them >w< dewive +Than UwU ouw UwU fowe-goews. uWu The mere word's :3 a :33 swave, +>w< Debauch'd on every ;;w;; tomb, on every :3 gwave +^-^ A lying ^-^ twophy; ÚwÚ and >_< as ;;w;; oft >_> is UwU dumb +Whewe x3 dust ÚwÚ and damn'd oblivion >_> is x3 the tomb +Of :3 honyouw'd bones indeed. >_> What >_> shouwd be UwU said? +;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this creature >_< as :3 a ;;w;; maid, +UwU I ^.^ can >w< cweate x3 the rest. x3 Viwtue ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +Is her UwU own dower; honour ÚwÚ and weawth from x3 me. +BERTRAM. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wuv hew, nor xDD wiww strive to UwU do :3 't. +>w< KING. ^.^ Thou wrong'st ;;w;; thysewf, >_> if xDD thou shouwdst strive to UwU choose. +HEWENyA. :33 That xDD you OwO awe weww restor'd, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< I'm :3 gwad. +Let x3 the xDD west ÚwÚ go. +>w< KING. OwO My x3 honyouw's uWu at x3 the xDD stake; which to defeat, +UwU I ^w^ must produce x3 my UwU powew. Here, OwO take her uWu hand, +Pwoud ÚwÚ scownfuw ^-^ boy, >_< unwowthy ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good :3 gift, +:33 That dost uWu in ^-^ viwe UwU mispwision shackle x3 up +OwO My wuv ÚwÚ and her desewt; :3 that ;;w;; canst nyot dweam +We, ^-^ poising >_> us uWu in her ÚwÚ defective ^w^ scawe, +Shall >w< weigh uWu thee to x3 the >_> beam; :3 that wiwt nyot ^.^ knyow +^.^ It >_> is uWu in >_> us to plant ^.^ thinye honour :3 whewe +We uWu pwease to uWu have >w< it ^w^ gwow. uWu Check >w< thy >_> contempt; +;;w;; Obey UwU ouw :33 wiww, which twavaiws uWu in >w< thy good; +:3 Bewieve nyot >w< thy OwO disdain, >_> but presently +Do ^.^ thinye UwU own fowtunyes :3 that obedient >w< wight +>_< Which both >w< thy >_> duty >_> owes ÚwÚ and UwU ouw powew ^.^ cwaims; +:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ thwow uWu thee from x3 my :3 cawe fow OwO evew +^.^ Into x3 the staggews ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD cawewess ^.^ wapse +Of :33 youth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ignyowance; both x3 my xDD wevenge ÚwÚ and ^-^ hate +OwO Woosing ;;w;; upon uWu thee uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of justice, +Without aww terms of >_> pity. uWu Speak; ^.^ thinye answer. +BERTRAM. Pawdon, x3 my >_> gwacious wowd; fow UwU I :3 submit +OwO My ^w^ fancy to x3 youw :3 eyes. x3 When UwU I OwO considew +>_> What great :3 cweation ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD dowe of honour +Fwies :3 whewe xDD you bid :33 it, UwU I find :3 that ^.^ she which wate +Was uWu in x3 my >w< nyobwew >_< thoughts UwU most UwU base >_> is nyow +uWu The pwaised of x3 the uWu King; who, UwU so ennobled, +Is >_< as >w< 'twewe bown :3 so. +>w< KING. ^.^ Take her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, +xDD And tell her ^.^ she >_> is thine; to ÚwÚ whom UwU I promise +^-^ A ;;w;; countewpoise, >_> if nyot to >w< thy estate +^-^ A ^w^ bawance ^.^ mowe :33 wepwete. +BERTRAM. UwU I OwO take her >w< hand. +>w< KING. ^-^ Good :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ favouw of x3 the ^w^ King +Smile ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this contwact; x3 whose ceremony +Shall xDD seem expedient on x3 the uWu nyow-bown ^-^ bwief, +xDD And be pewfowm'd to-night. uWu The solemn >_> feast +Shall ^.^ mowe >_< attend ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD coming space, +UwU Expecting absent fwiends. ;;w;; As xDD thou >_> wov'st hew, +x3 Thy love's to ;;w;; me :33 wewigious; else, does eww. +Exeunt aww >_> but LAFEU ÚwÚ and x3 PAWOWWES who xDD stay behind, +ÚwÚ commenting of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wedding +UwU WAFEU. Do xDD you heaw, monsieuw? ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +PAROLLES. uWu Youw x3 pweasuwe, UwU siw? +UwU WAFEU. uWu Youw ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and >_< mastew uWu did weww to >_< make :33 his >w< wecantation. +PAROLLES. Recantation! OwO My :3 Wowd! x3 my x3 mastew! +UwU WAFEU. Ay; >_> is >w< it nyot :3 a language UwU I x3 speak? +PAROLLES. ^-^ A UwU most UwU hawsh one, ÚwÚ and nyot to be ^-^ undewstood ^-^ without bwoody +UwU succeeding. OwO My x3 mastew! +UwU WAFEU. ^w^ Awe xDD you >_< companyion to x3 the xDD Count Wousiwwon? +PAROLLES. ;;w;; To xDD any ;;w;; count; to aww counts; to >_> what >_> is man. +UwU WAFEU. ;;w;; To >_> what >_> is uWu count's ^w^ man: uWu count's >_< mastew >_> is of anyothew UwU stywe. +PAROLLES. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too :3 owd, siw; wet >w< it satisfy UwU you, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too +^-^ owd. +UwU WAFEU. UwU I ^w^ must tell ÚwÚ thee, sirrah, UwU I >w< wwite xDD man; to which ;;w;; titwe age +;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; bwing thee. +PAROLLES. >_> What UwU I dawe ^w^ too weww UwU do, UwU I dawe nyot xDD do. +UwU WAFEU. UwU I uWu did think ÚwÚ thee, fow >w< two ÚwÚ owdinyawies, to be :3 a OwO pwetty uWu wise +fellow; xDD thou :33 didst >_< make ;;w;; towewabwe uWu vent of >w< thy twavew; >w< it ^w^ might +:3 pass. ÚwÚ Yet x3 the ^.^ scawfs ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ bannyewets about uWu thee uWu did manifoldly +uWu dissuade ;;w;; me from believing uWu thee :3 a vessel of ^w^ too great :3 a buwden. UwU I +uWu have nyow >_> found ÚwÚ thee; when UwU I wose uWu thee again UwU I :3 cawe x3 nyot; yet awt +xDD thou ÚwÚ good fow >_< nyothing >_> but :3 taking xDD up; ÚwÚ and :3 that >w< thou'wt scawce +uWu wowth. +PAROLLES. UwU Hadst xDD thou nyot x3 the OwO pwiviwege of xDD antiquity ;;w;; upon ;;w;; thee- +UwU WAFEU. Do nyot ^.^ pwunge >w< thysewf ^w^ too uWu faw uWu in anger, xDD west xDD thou x3 hasten >w< thy +xDD twiaw; which if-Wowd uWu have xDD mewcy on uWu thee fow :3 a ^-^ hen! So, x3 my ÚwÚ good +window of >_< wattice, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well; >w< thy >_< casement UwU I >_< nyeed nyot open, +fow UwU I wook ^w^ thwough thee. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. +PAROLLES. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me UwU most egwegious indignity. +UwU WAFEU. Ay, with aww x3 my heawt; ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt ÚwÚ wowthy of :3 it. +PAROLLES. UwU I uWu have >_> nyot, x3 my uWu wowd, OwO desewv'd :3 it. +UwU WAFEU. Yes, ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, OwO ev'wy UwU dwam of uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu bate uWu thee +:3 a scruple. +PAROLLES. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU shaww be wiser. +UwU WAFEU. Ev'n >_< as >w< soon >_< as xDD thou x3 canst, fow xDD thou x3 hast to puww uWu at :3 a ;;w;; smack +^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ contwawy. ;;w;; If OwO evew xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st bound uWu in >w< thy scarf ÚwÚ and +UwU beaten, xDD thou shalt find >_> what >w< it >_> is to be OwO pwoud of >w< thy bondage. UwU I +uWu have :3 a ^.^ desiwe to howd x3 my >_< acquaintance with ÚwÚ thee, ow rather x3 my +^-^ knyowwedge, :3 that UwU I OwO may >_> say uWu in x3 the :33 defauwt ^-^ 'He >_> is :3 a x3 man UwU I know.' +PAROLLES. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me UwU most xDD insuppowtabwe ;;w;; vexation. +UwU WAFEU. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe heww ^w^ pains fow >w< thy ^w^ sake, ÚwÚ and x3 my poor xDD doing +etewnyaw; fow xDD doing UwU I ^w^ am past, >_< as UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ by ÚwÚ thee, uWu in >_> what >_> motion +age xDD wiww UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. uWu Exit +PAROLLES. xDD Weww, xDD thou x3 hast :3 a >_< son UwU shaww OwO take ÚwÚ this xDD disgwace x3 off ;;w;; me: +scuwvy, :3 owd, filthy, ^.^ scuwvy ^.^ wowd! xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ must be UwU patient; there +>_> is nyo fettering of authowity. I'll xDD beat :3 him, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, >_> if UwU I ^.^ can +:3 meet ^.^ him with xDD any :3 convenyience, >w< an ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 doubwe ÚwÚ and :3 doubwe :3 a +OwO wowd. I'll uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe pity of :33 his age than UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have of- +I'll xDD beat :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_> if UwU I couwd >_> but :3 meet ^.^ him ;;w;; again. + +^.^ We-entew LAFEU + +UwU WAFEU. Siwwah, x3 youw ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and xDD mastew's ^w^ mawwied; there's nyews fow +uWu you; xDD you uWu have :3 a x3 nyew ^w^ mistwess. +PAROLLES. UwU I UwU most unfeignedly :33 beseech x3 youw OwO wowdship to >_< make x3 some +wesewvation of x3 youw x3 wwongs. >w< He >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd: ÚwÚ whom UwU I serve +:33 abuv >_> is x3 my master. +UwU WAFEU. uWu Who? ;;w;; God? +PAROLLES. Ay, sir. +UwU WAFEU. uWu The ^.^ deviw >w< it >_> is ^w^ that's >w< thy master. Why dost xDD thou x3 gawtew x3 up +>w< thy :3 awms ^.^ o' ÚwÚ this fashion? uWu Dost >_< make >_> hose of >w< thy *cuddles you* sweeves? Do othew +:3 sewvants so? ^.^ Thou OwO wewt best uWu set >w< thy >_< wowew ÚwÚ pawt :3 whewe >w< thy x3 nyose +^w^ stands. ^-^ By >_< minye honyouw, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe >_> but >w< two >_> houws younger, ;;w;; I'd xDD beat +thee. Methink'st xDD thou awt :3 a general ^-^ offence, ÚwÚ and every x3 man >_> shouwd +xDD beat thee. UwU I think xDD thou >w< wast created fow ;;w;; men to ;;w;; bweathe +x3 themsewves ;;w;; upon thee. +PAROLLES. This >_> is x3 hawd ÚwÚ and ^.^ undesewved uWu measuwe, x3 my OwO wowd. +UwU WAFEU. Go ^.^ to, siw; xDD you :3 wewe beaten uWu in Italy fow :33 picking :3 a ;;w;; kewnyew +x3 out of :3 a xDD pomegwanyate; xDD you OwO awe :3 a vagabond, ÚwÚ and nyo true traveller; +xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe ^w^ saucy with wowds ÚwÚ and ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 pewsonyages than x3 the +OwO commission of x3 youw birth ÚwÚ and viwtue ;;w;; gives xDD you :33 hewawdwy. >_> You OwO awe +nyot ^.^ wowth anyothew word, >_> ewse ;;w;; I'd caww xDD you knave. UwU I OwO weave OwO you. +uWu Exit + +Entew >_> BEWTWAM + +PAROLLES. OwO Good, vewy, UwU good, >w< it >_> is UwU so UwU then. OwO Good, xDD vewy good; wet >w< it +be OwO conceaw'd OwO awhiwe. +BERTRAM. Undone, ÚwÚ and >_< fowfeited to ÚwÚ cawes fow evew! +PAROLLES. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, UwU sweetheawt? +BERTRAM. Awthough >w< befowe x3 the solemn priest UwU I uWu have sworn, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot x3 bed her. +PAROLLES. What, x3 what, UwU sweetheawt? +BERTRAM. x3 O x3 my Parolles, ;;w;; they uWu have mawwied me! +I'll to x3 the ^w^ Tuscan ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew x3 bed her. +PAROLLES. Fwance >_> is :3 a ^-^ dog-howe, ÚwÚ and >w< it nyo ^.^ mowe xDD mewits +uWu The ;;w;; twead of :3 a :33 man's ^-^ foot. ;;w;; To x3 th' x3 waws! +BERTRAM. >_> Thewe's x3 wettews from x3 my mothew; >_> what x3 th' impowt >_> is UwU I ^.^ knyow +nyot >_> yet. +PAROLLES. Ay, :3 that ^.^ wouwd be knyown. ;;w;; To x3 th' ^-^ waws, x3 my ^-^ boy, to x3 th' +x3 waws! +>w< He ^-^ weaws :33 his honour uWu in :3 a ^w^ box unseen +:33 That uWu hugs :33 his *looks away* kicky-wicky OwO hewe uWu at ^.^ home, +OwO Spending :33 his xDD manwy uWu mawwow uWu in her awms, +>_< Which >_> shouwd >_< sustain x3 the bound ÚwÚ and xDD high cuwvet +Of Maws's fiery :3 steed. ;;w;; To othew ^w^ wegions! +Fwance >_> is :3 a ^w^ stabwe; ^.^ we :3 that dwell OwO in't OwO jades; +>_< Thewefowe, to x3 th' xDD waw! +BERTRAM. ^.^ It UwU shaww be so; I'll >_> send her to x3 my house, +:3 Acquaint x3 my mothew with x3 my ^-^ hate to hew, +xDD And ^-^ whewefowe UwU I ^w^ am fled; >w< wwite to x3 the ^w^ King +:33 That which UwU I x3 duwst nyot >_< speak. ÚwÚ His xDD pwesent ^w^ gift +Shall furnish ;;w;; me to UwU those Itawian fields +Whewe x3 nyobwe ^w^ fewwows stwike. War >_> is nyo uWu stwife +;;w;; To x3 the dark ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 detested x3 wife. +PAROLLES. Will ÚwÚ this >w< capwiccio howd uWu in ÚwÚ thee, awt suwe? +BERTRAM. Go with ;;w;; me to x3 my x3 chambew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; advise x3 me. +I'll >_> send her ^w^ stwaight xDD away. >_< To-mowwow +I'll to x3 the ^-^ waws, ^.^ she to her :3 singwe ;;w;; sowwow. +PAROLLES. Why, these uWu bawws bound; there's noise uWu in :3 it. 'Tis hawd: +^-^ A xDD young x3 man mawwied >_> is :3 a x3 man ^w^ that's marr'd. +Therefore away, ÚwÚ and OwO weave her UwU bwavewy; ÚwÚ go. +uWu The ^w^ King >_> has donye xDD you >_> wwong; but, >_< hush, UwU 'tis :3 so. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. +Paris. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew HEWENyA ÚwÚ and CWOWN + +HEWENyA. OwO My mothew greets ;;w;; me kindwy; >_> is ^.^ she ^.^ weww? +uWu CWOWN. :33 She >_> is nyot weww, >_> but yet ^.^ she >_> has her health; ^w^ she's xDD vewy +>_> mewwy, >_> but yet ^.^ she >_> is nyot well. OwO But thanks be ^w^ given, ^w^ she's xDD vewy +weww, ÚwÚ and wants >_< nyothing :33 i' x3 th' wowwd; >_> but yet ^.^ she >_> is nyot well. +HEWENyA. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be xDD vewy weww, >_> what does ^.^ she ^w^ aiw :3 that ^w^ she's nyot xDD vewy +^.^ weww? +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ she's xDD vewy weww :33 indeed, >_> but fow >w< two xDD things. +HEWENyA. >_> What >w< two things? +uWu CWOWN. One, :3 that ^w^ she's nyot uWu in ^.^ heaven, :33 whithew ^w^ God >_> send her quickwy! +uWu The ÚwÚ othew, :3 that ^w^ she's uWu in earth, from >_> whence ^w^ God >_> send her quickwy! + +Entew x3 PAWOWWES + +PAROLLES. :3 Bwess UwU you, x3 my ;;w;; fowtunyate :33 wady! +HEWENyA. UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww to uWu have >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ good +fortunes. +PAROLLES. >_> You xDD had x3 my >_< pwayews to lead them xDD on; ÚwÚ and to >_< keep them ;;w;; on, +uWu have them xDD stiww. >_< O, x3 my ^-^ knyave, >w< how does x3 my ;;w;; owd x3 wady? +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ So :3 that xDD you xDD had her ^.^ wwinkwes ÚwÚ and UwU I her monyey, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she +uWu did >_< as xDD you :3 say. +PAROLLES. Why, UwU I >_> say OwO nyothing. +uWu CWOWN. OwO Mawwy, xDD you OwO awe x3 the wiser xDD man; fow UwU many :3 a :33 man's >_> tongue ÚwÚ shakes +x3 out :33 his xDD mastew's undoing. ;;w;; To >_> say uWu nyothing, to UwU do uWu nyothing, to ^.^ knyow +uWu nyothing, ÚwÚ and to uWu have uWu nyothing, >_> is to be :3 a great ÚwÚ pawt of x3 youw +:3 titwe, which >_> is within :3 a xDD vewy xDD wittwe of OwO nyothing. +PAROLLES. >_> Away! th'art :3 a knave. +uWu CWOWN. >_> You >_> shouwd uWu have said, ^w^ siw, :3 'Befowe :3 a x3 knyave th'art :3 a ^.^ knyave'; +^w^ that's :3 'Befowe ;;w;; me th'art :3 a knave.' This xDD had :33 been truth, sir. +PAROLLES. Go ^.^ to, xDD thou awt :3 a ^.^ witty foow; UwU I uWu have >_> found thee. +uWu CWOWN. Did xDD you find ;;w;; me uWu in yourself, ^w^ siw, ow :3 wewe xDD you ÚwÚ taught to find +me? uWu The :3 seawch, ^w^ siw, UwU was ÚwÚ pwofitabwe; ÚwÚ and much >w< foow OwO may xDD you find +uWu in UwU you, even to x3 the OwO wowwd's :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and x3 the incwease of +uWu waughtew. +PAROLLES. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ^-^ knyave, :33 i' ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and weww xDD fed. +uWu Madam, x3 my ;;w;; wowd xDD wiww OwO go OwO away to-night: +^-^ A xDD vewy sewious business ;;w;; cawws on ^.^ him. +uWu The great prerogative ÚwÚ and ^-^ wite of xDD wuv, +>_< Which, >_< as x3 youw >_> due, time OwO cwaims, ^.^ he does ^w^ acknyowwedge; +OwO But puts >w< it x3 off to :3 a OwO compeww'd westwaint; +>_< Whose >w< want, ÚwÚ and x3 whose delay, >_> is UwU stwew'd with x3 sweets, +>_< Which ;;w;; they :33 distiw nyow uWu in x3 the curbed time, +;;w;; To >_< make x3 the xDD coming >_> houw o'erflow with joy +xDD And :3 pweasuwe x3 dwown x3 the >_< bwim. +HEWENyA. x3 What's :33 his else? +PAROLLES. :33 That xDD you xDD wiww OwO take x3 youw x3 instant OwO weave ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO King, +xDD And >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ haste >_< as x3 youw UwU own ÚwÚ good pwoceeding, +Stwength'nyed with >_> what >_> apowogy xDD you think +^-^ May >_< make >w< it probable ^w^ nyeed. +HEWENyA. >_> What ^.^ mowe ;;w;; commands uWu he? +PAROLLES. ^.^ That, xDD having ÚwÚ this uWu obtain'd, xDD you presently +uWu Attend :33 his further pleasure. +HEWENyA. ^w^ In evewything UwU I wait ;;w;; upon :33 his :33 wiww. +PAROLLES. UwU I UwU shaww wepowt >w< it :3 so. +HEWENyA. UwU I pray OwO you. uWu Exit x3 PAWOWWES +^.^ Come, sirrah. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE 5. +Paris. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew LAFEU ÚwÚ and >_> BEWTWAM + +UwU WAFEU. OwO But UwU I UwU hope x3 youw OwO wowdship ^w^ thinks nyot ^.^ him :3 a OwO sowdiew. +BERTRAM. Yes, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and of xDD vewy uWu vawiant approof. +UwU WAFEU. >_> You uWu have >w< it from :33 his UwU own >_< dewivewance. +BERTRAM. xDD And ^.^ by othew wawwanted xDD testimony. +UwU WAFEU. UwU Then x3 my OwO diaw xDD goes nyot true; UwU I >_> took ÚwÚ this lark fow :3 a ^w^ bunting. +BERTRAM. UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy great uWu in ^-^ knyowwedge, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; accowdingwy ^w^ vawiant. +UwU WAFEU. UwU I uWu have xDD then sinn'd OwO against :33 his UwU expewience ÚwÚ and UwU twansgwess'd +OwO against :33 his :3 vawouw; ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< state :3 that uWu way >_> is UwU dangewous, xDD since UwU I +;;w;; cannyot yet find uWu in x3 my >_< heawt to wepent. :3 Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes; UwU I pray xDD you +>_< make >_> us >_< fwiends; UwU I xDD wiww pursue x3 the >_< amity + +Entew x3 PAWOWWES + +PAROLLES. :33 [To BERTRAM] ;;w;; These ^.^ things UwU shaww be :33 donye, sir. +UwU WAFEU. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, OwO who's :33 his >_> taiwow? +PAROLLES. ^.^ Siw! +UwU WAFEU. >_< O, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well. Ay, siw; xDD he, ^w^ siw, ^-^ 's :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 wowkman, :3 a +xDD vewy ÚwÚ good uWu taiwow. +BERTRAM. ^-^ [Aside to ^-^ PAWOWWES] Is ^.^ she >_> gonye to x3 the >_> King? +PAROLLES. :33 She >w< is. +BERTRAM. Will ^.^ she OwO away :3 to-nyight? +PAROLLES. ;;w;; As you'ww uWu have her. +BERTRAM. UwU I uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 my letters, >_< casketed x3 my treasure, +Given order fow UwU ouw horses; ÚwÚ and OwO to-nyight, +x3 When UwU I >_> shouwd OwO take >w< possession of x3 the :3 bwide, +:33 End ere UwU I UwU do ;;w;; begin. +UwU WAFEU. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ twavewwew >_> is ^-^ something uWu at x3 the UwU wattew >w< end of :3 a uWu dinnyew; +>_> but one :3 that wies >_> thwee-thiwds ÚwÚ and x3 uses :3 a ÚwÚ knyown uWu twuth to pass :3 a +thousand xDD nyothings OwO with, >_> shouwd be >_> once heard ÚwÚ and thrice xDD beaten. +^w^ God :3 save UwU you, ^-^ Captain. +BERTRAM. Is there xDD any unkindnyess ^-^ between x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and UwU you, monsieuw? +PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how UwU I uWu have deserved to >w< wun x3 into x3 my UwU wowd's +dispweasuwe. +UwU WAFEU. >_> You uWu have UwU made OwO shift to >w< wun x3 into :3 't, ÚwÚ boots ÚwÚ and :33 spuws ÚwÚ and all, +^.^ wike ^.^ him :3 that uWu weapt x3 into x3 the OwO custawd; ÚwÚ and x3 out of >w< it you'ww >w< wun +OwO again, rather than suffew ;;w;; question fow x3 youw ^-^ wesidence. +BERTRAM. ^.^ It OwO may be xDD you uWu have ^.^ mistaken :3 him, x3 my OwO wowd. +UwU WAFEU. xDD And UwU shaww UwU do UwU so ever, ^w^ though UwU I >_> took ^.^ him UwU at's prayers. +>w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ this of ;;w;; me: there ^.^ can be nyo +kewnyaw uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< wight nut; x3 the :3 souw of ÚwÚ this x3 man >_> is :33 his clothes; +:33 twust ^.^ him nyot uWu in ;;w;; mattew of x3 heavy xDD consequence; UwU I uWu have :33 kept of them +tame, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow uWu theiw natures. UwU Faweweww, >w< monsieuw; UwU I uWu have >w< spoken +xDD bettew of xDD you than xDD you uWu have ow xDD wiww to OwO desewve uWu at x3 my xDD hand; >_> but ^.^ we +^w^ must UwU do ÚwÚ good OwO against evil. uWu Exit +PAROLLES. ^-^ An idle uWu wowd, UwU I OwO sweaw. +BERTRAM. UwU I think :3 so. +PAROLLES. Why, UwU do xDD you nyot ^.^ knyow him? +BERTRAM. Yes, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well; ÚwÚ and ^w^ common ÚwÚ speech +>w< Gives ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy :3 pass. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my xDD cwog. + +Entew HEWENyA + +HEWENyA. UwU I have, ^w^ siw, >_< as UwU I UwU was :3 commanded from UwU you, +OwO Spoke with x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and uWu have procur'd :33 his OwO weave +For xDD pwesent :33 pawting; >w< onwy ^.^ he desiwes +;;w;; Some >_> pwivate ÚwÚ speech with OwO you. +BERTRAM. UwU I UwU shaww UwU obey :33 his :33 wiww. +>_> You ^w^ must nyot marvel, Hewen, uWu at x3 my course, +>_< Which ÚwÚ howds nyot colour with x3 the time, nor does +uWu The >_> minyistwation ÚwÚ and OwO wequiwed ^.^ office +On x3 my :33 pawticuwaw. >w< Pwepaw'd UwU I UwU was nyot +For xDD such :3 a ^.^ businyess; >_< thewefowe ^w^ am UwU I >_> found +^w^ So much uWu unsettwed. This drives ;;w;; me to entweat xDD you +:33 That presently xDD you OwO take x3 youw uWu way fow ^.^ home, +xDD And rather >_< muse than ^w^ ask >w< why UwU I entweat uWu you; +For x3 my UwU wespects OwO awe xDD bettew than ;;w;; they ;;w;; seem, +xDD And x3 my OwO appointments uWu have uWu in them :3 a >_< nyeed +:3 Gweatew than >_< shows itsewf uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst x3 view +;;w;; To xDD you :3 that ^.^ knyow them not. This to x3 my x3 mothew. +>_> [Giving :3 a >_> wettew] +'Twiww be >w< two OwO days ere UwU I UwU shaww >_> see uWu you; UwU so +UwU I OwO weave xDD you to x3 youw wisdom. +HEWENyA. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ can >_< nyothing >_> say +OwO But :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw UwU most obedient servant. +BERTRAM. ^.^ Come, come, nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 that. +HEWENyA. xDD And OwO evew UwU shaww +With true observance >_> seek to eke x3 out :3 that +^-^ Whewein toward ;;w;; me x3 my homewy stars uWu have ;;w;; faiw'd +;;w;; To equal x3 my great xDD fowtunye. +BERTRAM. Let :3 that ÚwÚ go. +OwO My ^.^ haste >_> is xDD vewy ^.^ gweat. Farewell; hie >_> home. +HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, x3 youw pardon. +BERTRAM. xDD Weww, >_> what ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ say? +HEWENyA. UwU I ^w^ am nyot ÚwÚ wowthy of x3 the weawth UwU I owe, +x3 Nyow dawe UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis >_> minye, ÚwÚ and yet >w< it is; +But, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu timowous :33 thief, UwU most >_> fain ^.^ wouwd ^.^ steaw +>_> What law does ÚwÚ vouch >_< minye own. +BERTRAM. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you have? +HEWENyA. :33 Something; ÚwÚ and scawce UwU so >_> much; uWu nyothing, indeed. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot tell xDD you >_> what UwU I :3 wouwd, x3 my OwO wowd. +Faith, ^w^ yes: +x3 Stwangews ÚwÚ and ^-^ foes UwU do OwO sundew ÚwÚ and nyot >w< kiss. +BERTRAM. UwU I pray UwU you, xDD stay >_> nyot, >_> but uWu in ^.^ haste to horse. +HEWENyA. UwU I UwU shaww nyot bweak x3 youw bidding, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. +BERTRAM. Whewe OwO awe x3 my othew men, monsieuw? +>_< Faweweww! uWu Exit HEWENyA +Go xDD thou toward ^.^ home, :3 whewe UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew come +Whilst UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; shake x3 my xDD swowd ow hear x3 the dwum. +:33 Away, ÚwÚ and fow UwU ouw fwight. +PAROLLES. Bravely, ^.^ cowagio! Exeunt + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +Fwowence. uWu The :33 DUKE's ^w^ pawace + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF FWOWENCE, ^.^ attended; >w< two +>_< FWENCH LORDS, with :3 a >w< TWOOP ÚwÚ OF SOLDIERS + +x3 DUKE. ^w^ So :3 that, from :33 point to UwU point, nyow uWu have xDD you hear +uWu The ÚwÚ fundamentaw weasons of ÚwÚ this UwU waw; +>_< Whose great uWu decision hath much :3 bwood wet fowth +xDD And ^.^ mowe thirsts >w< aftew. +uWu FIWST WOWD. Holy ;;w;; seems x3 the ^-^ quawwew +>_> Upon x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's ^w^ pawt; black ÚwÚ and x3 feawfuw +On x3 the >_< opposew. +x3 DUKE. Therefore ^.^ we :3 mawvew much UwU ouw xDD cousin Fwance +Wouwd uWu in UwU so >w< just :3 a business shut :33 his ^w^ bosom +^w^ Against UwU ouw bowwowing prayers. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, +uWu The weasons of UwU ouw >w< state UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :33 yiewd, +OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ common ÚwÚ and >w< an :33 outwawd x3 man +:33 That x3 the great xDD figuwe of :3 a council ^-^ fwames +^-^ By sewf-unyabwe >w< motion; >_< thewefowe dawe nyot +x3 Say >_> what UwU I think of :33 it, xDD since UwU I uWu have >_> found +xDD Mysewf uWu in x3 my incewtain grounds to fail +;;w;; As often >_< as UwU I >_> guess'd. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be >w< it :33 his pleasure. +uWu FIWST WOWD. OwO But UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe x3 the :3 youngew of UwU ouw nyatuwe, +:33 That suwfeit on uWu theiw uWu ease, xDD wiww day ^.^ by day +:3 Come OwO hewe fow physic. +x3 DUKE. Welcome UwU shaww ;;w;; they be +xDD And aww x3 the honyouws :3 that ^.^ can fwy from >_> us +Shall on them settle. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw pwaces well; +x3 When xDD bettew ^.^ faww, fow x3 youw avails ;;w;; they x3 feww. +>_< To-mowwow to x3 th' >_> fiewd. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. +^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ and CWOWN + +COUNTESS. ^.^ It hath ^.^ happen'd aww >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had :33 it, :3 save :3 that ^.^ he +x3 comes nyot :3 awong with her. +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I OwO take x3 my xDD young ;;w;; wowd to be :3 a xDD vewy ^-^ mewanchowy +man. +COUNTESS. ^-^ By >_> what observance, UwU I pray you? +uWu CWOWN. Why, ^.^ he xDD wiww wook ;;w;; upon :33 his ^w^ boot ÚwÚ and UwU sing; mend x3 the OwO wuff ÚwÚ and +UwU sing; ^w^ ask UwU questions ÚwÚ and UwU sing; pick :33 his teeth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sing. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a +x3 man :3 that xDD had ÚwÚ this twick of ^-^ mewanchowy sold :3 a xDD goodwy ^-^ manyow fow :3 a +:33 song. +COUNTESS. Let ;;w;; me >_> see >_> what ^.^ he uWu wwites, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he means to x3 come. +uWu [Openying :3 a >_> wettew] +uWu CWOWN. UwU I uWu have nyo ^-^ mind to Isbel xDD since UwU I UwU was uWu at >_< couwt. Our ;;w;; owd ling +ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_< Isbews ^.^ o' x3 th' countwy OwO awe >_< nyothing ^.^ wike x3 youw ;;w;; owd ling ÚwÚ and +x3 youw >_< Isbews ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< couwt. uWu The brains of x3 my uWu Cupid's knyock'd out; +ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 begin to xDD wuv, >_< as >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man loves monyey, with nyo :33 stomach. +COUNTESS. >_> What uWu have ^.^ we hewe? +uWu CWOWN. E'en :3 that xDD you uWu have :33 thewe. uWu Exit +COUNTESS. [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I uWu have sent xDD you :3 a ;;w;; daughtew-in-waw; ^.^ she hath +recovered x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ undonye x3 me. UwU I uWu have >w< wedded hew, nyot ;;w;; bedded +>w< hew; ÚwÚ and sworn to >_< make x3 the "not" ^-^ etewnyaw. >_> You UwU shaww hear UwU I ^w^ am >w< wun +:3 away; ^.^ knyow >w< it >w< befowe x3 the wepowt x3 come. ;;w;; If there be bweadth enough +uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU I xDD wiww howd :3 a ^-^ wong ^-^ distance. OwO My >_> duty to OwO you. +uWu Youw :33 unfowtunyate x3 son, BERTRAM.' -:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot well, wash ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ unbwidwed OwO boy, -ÚwÚ To UwU fwy OwO the favouws >_> of OwO so good :3 a ^-^ king, -ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck his UwU indignyation uWu on >w< thy head -By OwO the misprizing >_> of :3 a maid xDD too ÚwÚ viwtuous ->_< Fow OwO the >_> contempt >_> of ÚwÚ empiwe. - -;;w;; We-entew :3 CWOWN - -CLOWN. :3 O UwU madam, :33 yondew :3 is :33 heavy UwU nyews within :3 between two xDD sowdiews -ÚwÚ and my x3 young >_< wady. ->w< COUNTESS. What :3 is OwO the >_> -mattew? -CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, there :3 is >w< some comfort in OwO the UwU nyews, >w< some OwO comfowt; >_> youw -:3 son uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD kiww'd OwO so >_> soon as I ^w^ thought ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. ->w< COUNTESS. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he >w< be ^-^ kiww'd? -CLOWN. ^w^ So uWu say OwO I, UwU madam, ^-^ if ^.^ he run ^w^ away, as I hear ^.^ he OwO does OwO the -danger :3 is in standing ^-^ to 't; that's OwO the woss >_> of ^-^ men, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be -OwO the ;;w;; getting >_> of children. ;;w;; Hewe uWu they come uWu wiww tell you more. >_< Fow my -UwU pawt, I only hear >_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was run >_> away. Exit - -x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA ÚwÚ and OwO the two FRENCH GENTLEMEN - -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Save you, good ÚwÚ madam. -HEWENyA. ^w^ Madam, my lord :3 is gone, uWu fow >w< evew gone. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say ÚwÚ so. ->w< COUNTESS. :33 Think x3 upon uWu patience. ;;w;; Pway you, :3 gentwemen- -I ^.^ have ;;w;; fewt OwO so many ^-^ quiwks >_> of ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and >w< gwief -:33 That OwO the ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; face >_> of neither, uWu on OwO the start, -^w^ Can ^-^ woman me x3 unto 't. :3 Whewe :3 is my UwU son, I pray you? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Madam, :33 he's gonye ^-^ to sewve OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Florence. -We met him ÚwÚ thithewwawd; uWu fow ^.^ thence ^-^ we >w< came, -And, aftew >w< some uWu dispatch in hand at couwt, -Thithew ^-^ we ^-^ bend again. -HEWENyA. Wook uWu on :3 this letter, ^.^ madam; >w< hewe's my :33 passpowt. -^-^ [Weads] >w< 'When :3 thou ^w^ canst >_< get OwO the ring x3 upon my fingew, ;;w;; which -never uWu shaww come OwO off, ÚwÚ and show me :3 a >w< chiwd ÚwÚ begotten >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ body -UwU that I x3 am fathew ^.^ to, then caww me ^-^ husband; uWu but in such :3 a ^w^ "then" I -wwite :3 a ^.^ "nyevew." -:3 This :3 is :3 a dreadful uWu sentence. ->w< COUNTESS. Brought you :3 this letter, ;;w;; gentwemen? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, ^.^ madam; -And uWu fow OwO the contents' :33 sake awe >_< sowwy uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ pains. ->w< COUNTESS. I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< wady, ^.^ have :3 a better cheer; ->w< If :3 thou x3 engwossest >w< aww OwO the gwiefs awe thinye, -Thou ^-^ wobb'st me >_> of :3 a moiety. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my :3 son; -But I ^-^ do wash his name >_< out >_> of my blood, -And :3 thou art >w< aww my chiwd. Towawds OwO Fwowence :3 is x3 he? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. ->w< COUNTESS. And ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^.^ sowdiew? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Such :3 is his x3 nyobwe ^.^ puwpose; :3 and, believe ;;w;; 't, -The UwU Duke uWu wiww uWu way x3 upon him >w< aww OwO the uWu honyouw -:33 That good convenience cwaims. ->w< COUNTESS. Wetuwn you ^w^ thithew? -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, UwU madam, with OwO the ÚwÚ swiftest x3 wing >_> of x3 speed. -HEWENyA. ^-^ [Weads] 'Till I ^.^ have nyo xDD wife, I ^.^ have nyothing in >_< Fwance.' -^.^ 'Tis bitter. ->w< COUNTESS. Find you UwU that thewe? -HEWENyA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the :3 bowdnyess >_> of his hand ^.^ hapwy, ;;w;; which -his OwO heawt ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< consenting x3 to. ->w< COUNTESS. Nyothing in Fwance xDD untiw ^.^ he ^.^ have nyo UwU wife! -There's nyothing here UwU that :3 is xDD too good uWu fow him -But only she; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^-^ desewves :3 a lord -:33 That twenty such wude :3 boys UwU might tend OwO upon, -And caww xDD hew houwwy OwO mistwess. OwO Who ÚwÚ was with OwO him? -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A ^-^ sewvant only, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ gentweman -^w^ Which I ^.^ have sometime known. ->w< COUNTESS. :3 Pawowwes, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it not? -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, my good >w< wady, ^w^ he. ->w< COUNTESS. OwO A vewy :33 tainted fewwow, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wickedness. -UwU My :3 son corrupts :3 a x3 weww-dewived ^-^ nyatuwe -x3 With his inducement. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Indeed, good >w< wady, -The :3 fewwow >_> has :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of UwU that xDD too >w< much -^w^ Which howds him >w< much ^-^ to have. ->w< COUNTESS. Y'awe welcome, >_< gentwemen. -I uWu wiww entweat you, when you UwU see my UwU son, -ÚwÚ To tell him UwU that his >_< swowd can never ^.^ win -The uWu honyouw UwU that ^.^ he x3 woses. Mowe I'll entweat you -Wwitten ^-^ to bear awong. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. We sewve you, UwU madam, -UwU In UwU that ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> youw wowthiest UwU affaiws. ->w< COUNTESS. :3 Nyot so, uWu but as ^-^ we >_> change ^-^ ouw couwtesies. -uWu Wiww you dwaw x3 nyeaw? >_< Exeunt >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and GENTLEMEN -HEWENyA. 'Till I ^.^ have nyo xDD wife, I ^.^ have nyothing in >_< Fwance.' -Nyothing in Fwance xDD untiw ^.^ he >_> has nyo UwU wife! -Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have x3 nyonye, ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, UwU nyonye in Fwance -;;w;; Then x3 hast :3 thou >w< aww again. OwO Poow wowd! :3 is't -:33 That ^.^ chase ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and expose -Those >w< tendew wimbs >_> of UwU thinye ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ event -x3 Of OwO the non-sparing ÚwÚ waw? And :3 is ^.^ it I -:33 That ÚwÚ dwive ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu spowtive couwt, xDD whewe :3 thou -^w^ Wast shot at with fair >_> eyes, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the mark -x3 Of :33 smoky UwU muskets? :3 O you :33 weaden :33 messengews, -:33 That ride x3 upon OwO the viowent ÚwÚ speed >_> of fire, ->_> Fwy with false OwO aim; move OwO the still-piecing :3 aiw, -:33 That ;;w;; sings with uWu piewcing; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch my :33 wowd. -x3 Whoevew :3 shoots at ^w^ him, I xDD set him :3 thewe; -x3 Whoevew chawges uWu on his :3 fowwawd ^w^ bweast, -I x3 am OwO the caitiff UwU that ^-^ do howd him to't; -And >w< though I :33 kiww him ;;w;; nyot, I x3 am OwO the cause -His death ÚwÚ was OwO so ^.^ effected. >_< Bettew 'twere -I met OwO the ravin x3 wion when ^.^ he xDD woaw'd -x3 With shawp >w< constwaint >_> of uWu hungew; better 'twere -:33 That >w< aww OwO the xDD misewies ;;w;; which ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ owes -Were >_< minye at ^-^ once. Nyo; come :3 thou home, ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, ->_> Whence uWu honyouw uWu but >_> of danger UwU wins :3 a ^-^ scaw, -UwU As ^w^ oft ^.^ it >w< woses all. I uWu wiww >w< be gone. -UwU My being here ^.^ it :3 is UwU that howds ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. -:33 Shaww I stay here ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 't? No, no, although -The ÚwÚ aiw >_> of xDD pawadise >_> did fan OwO the OwO house, -And xDD angews offic'd all. I uWu wiww >w< be gone, -:33 That ^w^ pitifuw wumouw ^-^ may wepowt my flight -ÚwÚ To consolate UwU thinye OwO eaw. ^w^ Come, >_< nyight; end, day. ->_< Fow with OwO the xDD dawk, UwU poow xDD thief, I'll >_< steaw >_> away. Exit - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -Florence. Before OwO the x3 DUKE's :33 pawace - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF FLORENCE, BEWTWAM, :33 PAWOWWES, SOWDIEWS, -uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets - -ÚwÚ DUKE. The x3 Genyewaw >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ Howse :3 thou :33 awt; ÚwÚ and >_> we, -Great in ^-^ ouw hope, uWu way ^-^ ouw :33 best love ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cwedence -:3 Upon >w< thy ^w^ pwomising xDD fowtunye. -BERTRAM. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is -OwO A chawge xDD too :33 heavy uWu fow my >w< stwength; uWu but ÚwÚ yet ->w< We'ww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to bear ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw >w< wowthy :33 sake -ÚwÚ To th' extreme >_> edge >_> of ^.^ hazawd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then >w< go :3 thou fowth; -And >_> Fowtunye xDD pway x3 upon >w< thy pwospewous hewm, -UwU As >w< thy >_< auspicious :33 mistwess! -BERTRAM. :3 This vewy day, -Great xDD Maws, I >w< put ^-^ mysewf OwO into >w< thy uWu fiwe; -UwU Make me uWu but >_< wike my ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv -OwO A >_> wuvw >_> of >w< thy ^.^ dwum, ^w^ hatew >_> of wuv. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. -Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and STEWAWD - ->w< COUNTESS. Alas! ÚwÚ and would you UwU take OwO the letter >_> of uWu hew? -OwO Might you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^.^ she would ^-^ do as ^.^ she >_> has x3 donye -By ^w^ sending me :3 a >_> wettew? x3 Wead ^.^ it again. -STEWAWD. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I x3 am x3 Saint Jaques' piwgwim, thithew gone. -^w^ Ambitious love ;;w;; hath OwO so in me uWu offended -:33 That bawefoot plod I OwO the x3 cowd gwound OwO upon, -x3 With sainted x3 vow my faults ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ amended. -ÚwÚ Wwite, write, UwU that ^-^ fwom OwO the bwoody ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO waw -UwU My ;;w;; deawest :3 mastew, >_> youw dear UwU son, ^-^ may x3 hie. -^w^ Bwess him at UwU home in :3 peace, UwU whiwst I ^-^ fwom :3 faw -His name with zeawous fewvouw uWu sanctify. -His :3 taken x3 wabouws ;;w;; bid him me x3 fowgive; -OwO I, his ^.^ despitefuw ^-^ Junyo, x3 sent him :3 fowth -From >_> couwtwy fwiends, with uWu camping :33 foes ^-^ to live, -:3 Whewe death ÚwÚ and danger ;;w;; dogs OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of worth. -ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD too good ÚwÚ and fair uWu fow death ÚwÚ and me; -x3 Whom I ^-^ mysewf ^w^ embwace ^-^ to xDD set him free.' ->w< COUNTESS. xDD Ah, what shawp ^-^ stings awe in xDD hew UwU miwdest UwU wowds! -^.^ Winyawdo, you >_> did never wack >_> advice OwO so >w< much -UwU As >_> wetting xDD hew xDD pass >w< so; xDD had I xDD spoke with UwU hew, -I :33 couwd ^.^ have ;;w;; weww divewted xDD hew intents, -^w^ Which ;;w;; thus ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 pwevented. -STEWAWD. Pawdon uWu me, ^.^ madam; ->w< If I xDD had >w< given you :3 this at ÚwÚ uvw-nyight, -She UwU might ^.^ have >_< been o'ew >_> ta'en; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she ;;w;; wwites -:3 Puwsuit would >w< be uWu but vain. ->w< COUNTESS. What :3 angew uWu shaww -^w^ Bwess :3 this unworthy ^.^ husband? ÚwÚ He cannyot thrive, ->_< Unwess xDD hew >_> pwayews, xDD whom >w< heaven >w< dewights ^-^ to hear -And loves ^-^ to :33 gwant, wepwieve him ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ wwath -x3 Of :3 gweatest :33 justice. ÚwÚ Wwite, write, ^.^ Winyawdo, -ÚwÚ To :3 this unworthy xDD husband >_> of his ^-^ wife; ->_> Wet every >_> wowd ^.^ weigh :33 heavy >_> of xDD hew wowth -:33 That ^.^ he OwO does ^.^ weigh xDD too >_> wight. UwU My :3 gweatest gwief, -^-^ Though wittwe ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; feew it, xDD set ;;w;; down ^.^ shawpwy. -^w^ Dispatch OwO the UwU most UwU convenyient messenger. -When uWu hapwy ^.^ he uWu shaww hear UwU that ^.^ she :3 is gonye -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ;;w;; wetuwn; ÚwÚ and >w< hope I ^-^ may UwU that :33 she, -^w^ Heawing OwO so xDD much, uWu wiww ÚwÚ speed xDD hew foot uWu again, -uWu Wed UwU hithew uWu by ÚwÚ puwe wuv. ^w^ Which >_> of them uWu both -^-^ Is ;;w;; deawest ^-^ to me I ^.^ have nyo >_> skiww in :33 sense -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make distinction. xDD Pwovide :3 this messenger. -UwU My OwO heawt :3 is ;;w;; heavy, ÚwÚ and >_< minye :3 age :3 is weak; -x3 Gwief would ^.^ have >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow >_< bids me speak. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE 5. - -Without OwO the >_< wawws >_> of OwO Fwowence -OwO A ^w^ tucket ^-^ afaw UwU off. x3 Entew OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ WIDOW >_< OF FLORENCE, xDD hew daughter DIANyA, -^.^ VIOWENTA, ÚwÚ and MARIANA, with uWu othew UwU CITIZENS - -^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 come; uWu fow ^-^ if uWu they ^-^ do xDD appwoach OwO the :33 city ^-^ we uWu shaww wose ->w< aww OwO the ^w^ sight. -DIANA. ^.^ They uWu say OwO the xDD Fwench ;;w;; count >_> has x3 donye UwU most honyouwabwe uWu sewvice. -^w^ WIDOW. ^w^ It :3 is >_> wepowted UwU that ^.^ he >_> has :3 taken theiw >w< gweat'st >w< commandew; -ÚwÚ and UwU that with his >_> own hand ^.^ he slew OwO the >w< Duke's brother. ;;w;; [Tucket] -We ^.^ have lost ^-^ ouw ^-^ wabouw; uWu they awe gonye :3 a contrary way. >_> Hawk! you -^-^ may xDD knyow uWu by theiw trumpets. -^w^ MAWIANyA. ^w^ Come, wet's xDD wetuwn uWu again, ÚwÚ and suffice uWu ouwsewves with OwO the -wepowt >_> of it. Weww, Diana, UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of :3 this xDD Fwench eaww; OwO the -uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a maid :3 is xDD hew uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and nyo legacy :3 is OwO so rich as +This >_> is nyot weww, >_< wash ÚwÚ and unbwidwed ^-^ boy, +;;w;; To fwy x3 the ;;w;; favouws of UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a OwO king, +;;w;; To pluck :33 his >_< indignyation on >w< thy >_> head +^-^ By x3 the misprizing of :3 a >_< maid ^w^ too virtuous +For x3 the x3 contempt of ÚwÚ empiwe. + +^.^ We-entew CWOWN + +uWu CWOWN. x3 O UwU madam, yonder >_> is x3 heavy nyews within ^-^ between >w< two ^-^ sowdiews +ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD young >_> wady. +COUNTESS. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< -mattew? +uWu CWOWN. Nyay, there >_> is x3 some uWu comfowt uWu in x3 the news, x3 some uWu comfowt; x3 youw +>_< son xDD wiww nyot be kill'd UwU so >w< soon >_< as UwU I xDD thought ^.^ he would. +COUNTESS. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he be kiww'd? +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ So >_> say I, UwU madam, >_> if ^.^ he >w< wun away, >_< as UwU I hear ^.^ he does x3 the +danger >_> is uWu in >_< standing to UwU 't; ^w^ that's x3 the ^-^ woss of men, ^w^ though >w< it be +x3 the UwU getting of >_< chiwdwen. :3 Hewe ;;w;; they come xDD wiww tell xDD you more. For x3 my +>_> pawt, UwU I >w< onwy hear x3 youw >_< son UwU was >w< wun xDD away. uWu Exit + +Entew HEWENyA ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< two >_< FWENCH ^-^ GENTWEMEN + +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :3 Save UwU you, ÚwÚ good UwU madam. +HEWENyA. uWu Madam, x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> is >w< gonye, fow OwO evew ;;w;; gonye. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Do nyot >_> say :3 so. +COUNTESS. ^w^ Think ;;w;; upon OwO patience. >_> Pway UwU you, UwU gentwemen- +UwU I uWu have UwU fewt UwU so UwU many ^.^ quiwks of joy ÚwÚ and grief +:33 That x3 the xDD fiwst OwO face of nyeithew, on x3 the :33 stawt, +UwU Can OwO woman ;;w;; me >w< unto :3 't. Whewe >_> is x3 my x3 son, UwU I pray you? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu Madam, uWu he's >_> gonye to serve x3 the >w< Duke of Fwowence. +We >w< met ^.^ him ^.^ thithewwawd; fow thence ^.^ we came, +^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew x3 some dispatch uWu in uWu hand uWu at xDD couwt, +Thither ^.^ we >w< bend ;;w;; again. +HEWENyA. Wook on ÚwÚ this letter, x3 madam; hewe's x3 my passport. +[Weads] ^-^ 'When xDD thou ;;w;; canst get x3 the OwO wing ;;w;; upon x3 my finger, which +>_< nyevew UwU shaww come ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and x3 show ;;w;; me :3 a chiwd uWu begotten of >w< thy >w< body +:3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< fathew ^.^ to, xDD then caww ;;w;; me xDD husband; >_> but uWu in xDD such :3 a "then" UwU I +>w< wwite :3 a "nyevew." +This >_> is :3 a :3 dweadfuw :33 sentence. +COUNTESS. Bwought xDD you ÚwÚ this letter, :33 gentwemen? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay, x3 madam; +xDD And fow x3 the UwU contents' ÚwÚ sake OwO awe sowwy fow UwU ouw OwO pains. +COUNTESS. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU wady, uWu have :3 a xDD bettew cheer; +;;w;; If xDD thou uWu engwossest aww x3 the griefs OwO awe xDD thinye, +^.^ Thou OwO wobb'st ;;w;; me of :3 a moiety. >w< He UwU was x3 my son; +OwO But UwU I UwU do >_< wash :33 his xDD nyame x3 out of x3 my bwood, +xDD And xDD thou awt aww x3 my :33 chiwd. Towards xDD Fwowence >_> is uWu he? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay, UwU madam. +COUNTESS. xDD And to be :3 a x3 sowdiew? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< Such >_> is :33 his x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ puwpose; x3 and, ^-^ bewieve :3 't, +uWu The >w< Duke xDD wiww uWu way ;;w;; upon ^.^ him aww x3 the honour +:33 That ÚwÚ good convenience claims. +COUNTESS. Return xDD you x3 thithew? +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay, UwU madam, with x3 the :33 swiftest OwO wing of ;;w;; speed. +HEWENyA. [Weads] :3 'Tiww UwU I uWu have nyo :3 wife, UwU I uWu have >_< nyothing uWu in ^-^ Fwance.' +'Tis ÚwÚ bittew. +COUNTESS. UwU Find xDD you :3 that OwO thewe? +HEWENyA. Ay, UwU madam. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis >_> but x3 the boldness of :33 his uWu hand hapwy, which +:33 his >_< heawt UwU was nyot >_< consenting ;;w;; to. +COUNTESS. Nyothing uWu in Fwance ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ he uWu have nyo wife! +>_> Thewe's >_< nyothing OwO hewe :3 that >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ good fow ^.^ him +OwO But >w< onwy ^.^ she; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> desewves :3 a ;;w;; wowd +:33 That ÚwÚ twenty xDD such wude >_< boys ^w^ might tend upon, +xDD And caww her hourly ^w^ mistwess. Who UwU was with him? +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ A xDD sewvant >_> onwy, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman +>_< Which UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ sometime knyown. +COUNTESS. Parolles, UwU was >w< it ^w^ nyot? +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good UwU wady, he. +COUNTESS. ^-^ A xDD vewy xDD tainted fewwow, ÚwÚ and full of ^w^ wickednyess. +OwO My >_< son ^-^ cowwupts :3 a x3 weww-dewived ÚwÚ nyatuwe +With :33 his inducement. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< Indeed, ÚwÚ good UwU wady, +uWu The fewwow >_> has :3 a deal of :3 that ^w^ too much +>_< Which ÚwÚ howds ^.^ him much to :3 have. +COUNTESS. Y'awe ;;w;; wewcome, >_< gentwemen. +UwU I xDD wiww entweat UwU you, when xDD you >_> see x3 my x3 son, +;;w;; To tell ^.^ him :3 that :33 his xDD swowd ^.^ can >_< nyevew x3 win +uWu The honour :3 that ^.^ he woses. uWu Mowe I'll entweat xDD you +Written to UwU beaw >_> awong. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. We serve UwU you, UwU madam, +^w^ In :3 that ÚwÚ and aww x3 youw x3 wowthiest x3 affaiws. +COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, >_> but >_< as ^.^ we change UwU ouw courtesies. +Will xDD you dwaw ;;w;; nyeaw? Exeunt ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ and ^-^ GENTWEMEN +HEWENyA. :3 'Tiww UwU I uWu have nyo :3 wife, UwU I uWu have >_< nyothing uWu in ^-^ Fwance.' +Nyothing uWu in Fwance ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ he >_> has nyo wife! +^.^ Thou shalt uWu have nyonye, :33 Wousiwwon, >_< nyonye uWu in Fwance +UwU Then x3 hast xDD thou aww ;;w;; again. OwO Poow ^.^ wowd! :3 is't +:33 That OwO chase uWu thee from >w< thy country, ÚwÚ and expose +>w< Those xDD tendew x3 wimbs of ^.^ thinye to x3 the event +Of x3 the ÚwÚ nyon-spawing ;;w;; waw? xDD And >_> is >w< it UwU I +:33 That UwU dwive uWu thee from x3 the >w< spowtive xDD couwt, :3 whewe xDD thou +UwU Wast UwU shot uWu at with >w< faiw ^w^ eyes, to be x3 the mark +Of >w< smoky ^-^ muskets? x3 O xDD you weaden messengers, +:33 That uWu wide ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 viowent ^w^ speed of ^w^ fiwe, +xDD Fwy with UwU fawse aim; move x3 the stiww-piecing air, +:33 That ^-^ sings with piercing; UwU do nyot :33 touch x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ Whoevew >_< shoots uWu at :3 him, UwU I uWu set ^.^ him uWu thewe; +ÚwÚ Whoevew chawges on :33 his forward UwU bweast, +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the ^.^ caitiff :3 that UwU do howd ^.^ him x3 to't; +xDD And ^w^ though UwU I OwO kiww ^.^ him >_> nyot, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the cause +ÚwÚ His :33 death UwU was UwU so x3 effected. uWu Bettew >w< 'twewe +UwU I >w< met x3 the ravin wion when ^.^ he >w< woaw'd +With ^-^ shawp :33 constwaint of >w< hungew; xDD bettew >w< 'twewe +:33 That aww x3 the misewies which ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> owes +^.^ Wewe >_< minye uWu at OwO once. No; come xDD thou ^.^ home, :33 Wousiwwon, +OwO Whence honour >_> but of danger ^w^ wins :3 a scar, +;;w;; As ;;w;; oft >w< it loses all. UwU I xDD wiww be ;;w;; gonye. +OwO My ^.^ being OwO hewe >w< it >_> is :3 that ÚwÚ howds uWu thee x3 hence. +Shall UwU I xDD stay OwO hewe to UwU do ;;w;; 't? :3 Nyo, no, awthough +uWu The ^w^ aiw of paradise uWu did >_> fan x3 the house, +xDD And ^-^ angews ^w^ offic'd all. UwU I xDD wiww be >w< gonye, +:33 That ^w^ pitifuw >_< wumouw OwO may wepowt x3 my :33 fwight +;;w;; To ÚwÚ consowate ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. ^.^ Come, ^w^ nyight; ^w^ end, x3 day. +For with x3 the >_> dawk, poor :33 thief, I'll ^.^ steaw xDD away. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. +Fwowence. ^.^ Befowe x3 the :33 DUKE's ^w^ pawace + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF FWOWENCE, BERTRAM, >_> PAWOWWES, SOWDIEWS, +drum ÚwÚ and trumpets + +x3 DUKE. uWu The General of UwU ouw Horse xDD thou awt; ÚwÚ and :33 we, +UwU Gweat uWu in UwU ouw hope, uWu way UwU ouw best wuv ÚwÚ and credence +>_> Upon >w< thy OwO pwomising xDD fowtunye. +BERTRAM. UwU Siw, >w< it >_> is +^-^ A :3 chawge ^w^ too x3 heavy fow x3 my >_> stwength; >_> but yet +^-^ We'ww strive to UwU beaw >w< it fow x3 youw ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ sake +;;w;; To x3 th' extweme UwU edge of ÚwÚ hazawd. +x3 DUKE. UwU Then OwO go xDD thou forth; +xDD And :33 Fowtunye :33 pway ;;w;; upon >w< thy :33 pwospewous hewm, +;;w;; As >w< thy auspicious mistwess! +BERTRAM. This xDD vewy ^-^ day, +UwU Gweat :33 Maws, UwU I put mysewf x3 into >w< thy x3 fiwe; +^-^ Make ;;w;; me >_> but ^.^ wike x3 my thoughts, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv +^-^ A wuvw of >w< thy dwum, hatew of love. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. +^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ and :3 STEWAWD + +COUNTESS. ^-^ Awas! ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd xDD you OwO take x3 the >_> wettew of OwO hew? +^.^ Might xDD you nyot ^.^ knyow ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd UwU do >_< as ^.^ she >_> has donye +^-^ By UwU sending ;;w;; me :3 a wettew? xDD Wead >w< it ;;w;; again. +STEWARD. [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am Saint Jaques' :3 piwgwim, uWu thithew ;;w;; gonye. +Ambitious wuv hath UwU so uWu in ;;w;; me uWu offended +:33 That barefoot plod UwU I x3 the UwU cowd x3 gwound upon, +With sainted vow x3 my :33 fauwts to uWu have ^w^ amended. +Write, wwite, :3 that from x3 the bwoody course of >w< waw +OwO My deawest ^.^ mastew, x3 youw uWu deaw x3 son, OwO may ^-^ hie. +:3 Bwess ^.^ him uWu at ^.^ home uWu in ÚwÚ peace, whiwst UwU I from uWu faw +ÚwÚ His xDD nyame with zeawous fervour sanctify. +ÚwÚ His :33 taken uWu wabouws bid ^.^ him ;;w;; me fowgive; +I, :33 his xDD despitefuw >_< Junyo, sent ^.^ him fowth +Fwom courtly OwO fwiends, with x3 camping ^-^ foes to x3 wive, +Whewe :33 death ÚwÚ and danger ^.^ dogs x3 the heels of uWu wowth. +>w< He >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and >w< faiw fow :33 death ÚwÚ and OwO me; +;;w;; Whom UwU I mysewf >_< embwace to uWu set ^.^ him :3 fwee.' +COUNTESS. xDD Ah, >_> what ^-^ shawp ^w^ stings OwO awe uWu in her miwdest words! +x3 Winyawdo, xDD you uWu did >_< nyevew ^.^ wack advice UwU so much +;;w;; As wetting her pass so; xDD had UwU I ^-^ spoke with hew, +UwU I couwd uWu have weww :3 divewted her >w< intents, +>_< Which OwO thus ^.^ she hath pwevented. +STEWARD. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 madam; +;;w;; If UwU I xDD had UwU given xDD you ÚwÚ this uWu at ^-^ uvw-nyight, +:33 She ^w^ might uWu have :33 been ^-^ o'ew ;;w;; ta'en; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ she >_< wwites +x3 Puwsuit ^.^ wouwd be >_> but OwO vain. +COUNTESS. >_> What ÚwÚ angew UwU shaww +:3 Bwess ÚwÚ this >_< unwowthy OwO husband? >w< He ;;w;; cannyot thwive, +OwO Unwess her pwayews, ÚwÚ whom heaven dewights to hear +xDD And loves to grant, reprieve ^.^ him from x3 the >_> wwath +Of ÚwÚ gweatest justice. Write, wwite, x3 Winyawdo, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >_< unwowthy :33 husband of :33 his :33 wife; +Let every ;;w;; wowd >w< weigh x3 heavy of her ^.^ wowth +:33 That ^.^ he does >w< weigh ^w^ too light. OwO My ÚwÚ gweatest gwief, +;;w;; Though xDD wittwe ^.^ he UwU do x3 feew :33 it, uWu set down ÚwÚ shawpwy. +OwO Dispatch x3 the UwU most UwU convenyient :3 messengew. +x3 When haply ^.^ he UwU shaww hear :3 that ^.^ she >_> is >_> gonye +>w< He xDD wiww OwO wetuwn; ÚwÚ and UwU hope UwU I OwO may :3 that uWu she, +Heawing UwU so ÚwÚ much, xDD wiww ^w^ speed her :33 foot OwO again, +UwU Wed ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ by puwe love. >_< Which of them both +Is deawest to ;;w;; me UwU I uWu have nyo :3 skiww uWu in sense +;;w;; To >_< make >_> distinction. Provide ÚwÚ this :3 messengew. +OwO My >_< heawt >_> is >_< heavy, ÚwÚ and >_< minye age >_> is >_> weak; +:3 Gwief ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and sorrow UwU bids ;;w;; me >_< speak. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE 5. + +Without x3 the OwO wawws of xDD Fwowence +^-^ A tucket afaw off. Entew >w< an ;;w;; owd >_< WIDOW ÚwÚ OF FWOWENCE, her daughter DIANA, +^w^ VIOWENTA, ÚwÚ and MARIANA, with othew uWu CITIZENS + +uWu WIDOW. Nyay, >_< come; fow >_> if ;;w;; they UwU do appwoach x3 the UwU city ^.^ we UwU shaww wose +aww x3 the :33 sight. +DIANyA. ^-^ They >_> say x3 the OwO Fwench ;;w;; count >_> has donye UwU most ^.^ honyouwabwe service. +uWu WIDOW. ^.^ It >_> is OwO wepowted :3 that ^.^ he >_> has :33 taken uWu theiw gweat'st commandew; +ÚwÚ and :3 that with :33 his UwU own uWu hand ^.^ he >_< swew x3 the Duke's ^-^ bwothew. OwO [Tucket] +We uWu have wost UwU ouw ^w^ wabouw; ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> gonye :3 a :33 contwawy >_> way. :33 Hawk! xDD you +OwO may ^.^ knyow ^.^ by uWu theiw x3 twumpets. +^.^ MAWIANyA. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's ^-^ wetuwn OwO again, ÚwÚ and x3 suffice ouwsewves with x3 the +wepowt of :3 it. xDD Weww, OwO Dianya, OwO take :3 heed of ÚwÚ this OwO Fwench ^.^ eaww; x3 the +honour of :3 a >_< maid >_> is her :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and nyo wegacy >_> is UwU so rich >_< as x3 honyesty. -^w^ WIDOW. I ^.^ have told my UwU nyeighbouw how you ^.^ have >_< been sowicited uWu by :3 a -^-^ gentweman his companion. -^w^ MAWIANyA. I xDD knyow UwU that >_< knyave, >_> hang :3 him! ^-^ onye OwO Pawowwes; :3 a fiwthy -^w^ officew ^.^ he :3 is in x3 those suggestions uWu fow OwO the x3 young earl. >_< Bewawe >_> of -;;w;; them, Dianya: theiw ^-^ pwomises, enticements, oaths, tokens, ÚwÚ and >w< aww -^.^ these xDD enginyes >_> of >w< wust, awe ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< things uWu they >w< go ^w^ undew; many :3 a -maid ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD seduced uWu by them; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< misewy ;;w;; is, ^.^ exampwe, UwU that -OwO so uWu tewwibwe >w< shows in OwO the :3 wweck >_> of ^.^ maidenhood, cannyot uWu fow >w< aww UwU that -^.^ dissuade xDD succession, uWu but UwU that uWu they awe wimed with OwO the twigs UwU that -UwU thweatens ^.^ them. I >w< hope I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 advise you :33 fuwthew; uWu but I ->w< hope >_> youw >_> own OwO gwace uWu wiww ^-^ keep you xDD whewe you awe, >w< though there -;;w;; wewe nyo further danger OwO knyown uWu but OwO the x3 modesty ;;w;; which :3 is OwO so xDD wost. -DIANA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw >_> me. - -x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA in OwO the dwess >_> of :3 a pilgrim - -^w^ WIDOW. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. Look, here comes :3 a piwgwim. I xDD knyow ^.^ she uWu wiww lie -at my uWu house: thithew uWu they ^-^ send ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I'll xDD question :3 hew. -:3 God :33 save you, :33 piwgwim! Whither awe ÚwÚ bound? -HEWENyA. ÚwÚ To x3 Saint >w< Jaques ^-^ we >_> Gwand. -:3 Whewe ^-^ do OwO the xDD pawmews uWu wodge, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you? -^w^ WIDOW. ^.^ At OwO the x3 Saint ^.^ Fwancis ;;w;; hewe, >_> beside OwO the powt. -HEWENyA. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ^w^ way? -;;w;; [A mawch xDD afaw] -^w^ WIDOW. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ^w^ is't. UwU Hawk xDD you! ^.^ They come :3 this way. ->w< If you uWu wiww tawwy, holy piwgwim, -But ÚwÚ tiww OwO the twoops come >_> by, -I uWu wiww OwO conduct you xDD whewe you uWu shaww >w< be wodg'd; -The wathew uWu fow I ÚwÚ think I xDD knyow >_> youw ^w^ hostess -UwU As uWu ampwe as ^-^ mysewf. -HEWENyA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 youwsewf? -^w^ WIDOW. >w< If you uWu shaww >w< pwease so, piwgwim. -HEWENyA. I :3 thank you, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww stay x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. -^w^ WIDOW. You >w< came, I xDD think, ^-^ fwom :33 Fwance? -HEWENyA. I >_> did ÚwÚ so. -^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Hewe you uWu shaww UwU see :3 a :33 countwyman >_> of x3 youws -:33 That >_> has x3 donye >w< wowthy uWu sewvice. -HEWENyA. His uWu nyame, I pray you. -DIANA. The UwU Count Rousillon. xDD Knyow you such :3 a ÚwÚ onye? -HEWENyA. But uWu by OwO the eaw, UwU that ÚwÚ heaws UwU most ^w^ nyobwy >_> of him; -His ;;w;; face I xDD knyow not. -DIANA. What :33 some'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ->w< He's bravely :3 taken here. ÚwÚ He stole ^-^ fwom UwU Fwance, -UwU As 'tis xDD wepowted, uWu fow OwO the UwU King xDD had married him -uWu Against his wiking. :33 Think you ^.^ it :3 is so? -HEWENyA. >w< Ay, suwewy, mere OwO the OwO twuth; I xDD knyow his >_< wady. -DIANA. Thewe :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that sewves OwO the UwU Count -;;w;; Wepowts uWu but coawsewy >_> of :3 hew. -HEWENyA. What's his name? -DIANA. :33 Monsieuw ^w^ Pawowwes. -HEWENyA. :33 O, I believe with ^w^ him, -UwU In awgument >_> of :33 pwaise, ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the wowth -x3 Of OwO the gweat UwU Count himself, ^.^ she :3 is xDD too UwU mean -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew name wepeated; >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ desewving -^-^ Is :3 a OwO wesewved ;;w;; honyesty, ÚwÚ and UwU that -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot heard >_> examin'd. -DIANA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^-^ wady! -^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^-^ hawd >w< bondage ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the UwU wife -x3 Of :3 a >_> detesting :33 wowd. -^w^ WIDOW. I ;;w;; sweet, good creature, wheresoe'er ^.^ she :3 is -Her OwO heawt weighs x3 sadwy. :3 This x3 young maid UwU might ^-^ do xDD hew -OwO A >_< shwewd turn, ^-^ if ^.^ she pleas'd. -HEWENyA. OwO How ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? -May >w< be OwO the amorous UwU Count >_> sowicits xDD hew -UwU In OwO the uWu unwawfuw uWu puwpose. -^w^ WIDOW. ÚwÚ He does, UwU indeed; -And brokes with >w< aww UwU that can in such :3 a suit -OwO Cowwupt OwO the >w< tendew uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a >_< maid; -But ^.^ she :3 is UwU awm'd uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_< keeps xDD hew guawd -UwU In xDD honyestest xDD defence. - -OwO Entew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and uWu cowouws, BEWTWAM, :33 PAWOWWES, ÚwÚ and OwO the -xDD whowe ^w^ AWMY - -^w^ MAWIANyA. The UwU gods fowbid else! -^w^ WIDOW. UwU So, :3 nyow uWu they come. -:33 That :3 is Antonyio, OwO the >w< Duke's ewdest :3 son; -That, Escawus. -HEWENyA. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the x3 Fwenchman? -DIANA. ^-^ He- -:33 That with OwO the pwume; 'tis :3 a UwU most x3 gawwant fewwow. -I would ^.^ he :33 wov'd his ^-^ wife; ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^.^ honyestew -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe >w< much >_< goodwiew. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD handsome gentweman? -HEWENyA. I >_< wike him :33 weww. -DIANA. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 honyest. :33 Yond's UwU that >_> same ^.^ knyave -:33 That weads him ^-^ to ^.^ these ÚwÚ pwaces; ;;w;; wewe I his wady -I would :3 poison UwU that :3 viwe wascaw. -HEWENyA. ^w^ Which :3 is x3 he? -DIANA. :33 That uWu jack-an-apes with scawfs. UwU Why :3 is ^.^ he mewanchowy? -HEWENyA. :3 Pewchance :33 he's hurt >w< i' th' x3 battwe. ->w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Wose ^-^ ouw uWu dwum! :33 weww. -^w^ MAWIANyA. >w< He's >_< shwewdwy :33 vex'd at >_< something. -Look, ^.^ he >_> has spied ÚwÚ us. -^w^ WIDOW. x3 Mawwy, >_> hang xDD you! -^w^ MAWIANyA. And >_> youw couwtesy, uWu fow :3 a x3 wing-cawwiew! ->_< Exeunt BEWTWAM, :33 PAWOWWES, ÚwÚ and ^w^ AWMY -^w^ WIDOW. The >_< twoop :3 is ^.^ past. ^w^ Come, piwgwim, I uWu wiww bwing you -:3 Whewe you uWu shaww ^w^ host. x3 Of :33 enjoin'd >w< penyitents -There's ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow >_> five, ^-^ to gweat x3 Saint >w< Jaques UwU bound, -^w^ Awweady at my >_< house. -HEWENyA. I humbly :3 thank you. -UwU Pwease ^.^ it :3 this >w< matwon ÚwÚ and :3 this gentwe maid -ÚwÚ To xDD eat with OwO us to-night; OwO the chawge ÚwÚ and x3 thanking -:33 Shaww >w< be uWu fow uWu me, :3 and, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wequite you :3 fuwthew, -I uWu wiww bestow >w< some OwO pwecepts >_> of :3 this UwU viwgin, -Wowthy OwO the >_< nyote. -uWu BOTH. >w< We'ww UwU take >_> youw :3 offew kindly. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :33 6. -ÚwÚ Camp before OwO Fwowence - -x3 Entew BEWTWAM, ÚwÚ and OwO the two FRENCH LORDS - -x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< put him to't; let him ^.^ have his way. -OwO FIWST LORD. >w< If >_> youw ^.^ wowdship find him ^.^ nyot :3 a hiding, howd me nyo ^-^ mowe -in >_> youw :33 wespect. -x3 SECOND LORD. uWu On my xDD wife, my lord, :3 a bubbwe. -BERTRAM. Do you ÚwÚ think I x3 am OwO so :3 faw >w< deceived in OwO him? -x3 SECOND LORD. >_< Bewieve it, my lord, in >_< minye >_> own direct ^.^ knyowwedge, -^-^ without ^-^ any malice, uWu but ^-^ to speak >_> of him as my kinsman, :33 he's :3 a -UwU most >_> nyotabwe xDD cowawd, OwO an >_< infinyite ÚwÚ and endless UwU wiaw, OwO an houwwy ->_< pwomise-bweakew, OwO the xDD ownyew >_> of nyo ^-^ onye good ;;w;; quawity >w< wowthy >_> youw -:33 wowdship's entewtainment. -OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe x3 fit you knew him; UwU west, >_> weposing xDD too :3 faw in his -uWu viwtue, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he UwU might at >w< some gweat ÚwÚ and >_> twusty -^-^ businyess in :3 a x3 main danger x3 faiw you. -BERTRAM. I would I knew in what pawticuwaw >w< action ^-^ to twy >_> him. -OwO FIWST LORD. None better than ^-^ to let him ÚwÚ fetch x3 off his ^.^ dwum, ;;w;; which -you hear him OwO so confidentwy >_< undewtake ^-^ to do. -x3 SECOND LORD. I with :3 a >_< twoop >_> of Fwowentinyes uWu wiww :33 suddenwy surprise -him; such I uWu wiww ^.^ have xDD whom I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the enyemy. -We uWu wiww uWu bind ÚwÚ and uWu hoodwink him OwO so UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww suppose nyo uWu othew -uWu but UwU that ^.^ he :3 is xDD cawwied OwO into OwO the OwO weaguew >_> of OwO the advewsawies when -^-^ we bwing him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_> own tents. Be uWu but >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ÚwÚ pwesent at -his ÚwÚ examinyation; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow OwO the pwomise >_> of his life ÚwÚ and in -OwO the OwO highest :3 compuwsion >_> of base feaw, :3 offew ^-^ to :33 betway you ÚwÚ and -x3 dewivew >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; intewwigence in his power x3 against you, ÚwÚ and UwU that -with OwO the >_< divinye uWu fowfeit >_> of his ^w^ souw x3 upon ^-^ oath, never xDD twust my -ÚwÚ judgment in ;;w;; anything. -OwO FIWST LORD. :33 O, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of :3 waughtew, let him ÚwÚ fetch his ^-^ dwum; ^.^ he -:33 says ^.^ he >_> has :3 a :3 stwatagem for't. When >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >_> sees OwO the xDD bottom ->_> of his >_< success ^w^ in't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to what >w< metaw :3 this >w< countewfeit lump >_> of -owe uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ mewted, ^-^ if you ^w^ give him ^.^ nyot uWu John Drum's ->_> entewtainment, >_> youw incwinying cannyot >w< be uWu wemuvd. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he comes. - -x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES - -x3 SECOND LORD. :33 O, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of :3 waughtew, :33 hindew ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of -his ÚwÚ design; let him ÚwÚ fetch x3 off his uWu dwum in ^-^ any hand. -BERTRAM. OwO How nyow, monsieuw! :3 This uWu dwum sticks sorely in >_> youw -disposition. -OwO FIWST LORD. OwO A UwU pox uWu on 't; let ^.^ it ^.^ go; 'tis uWu but :3 a drum. ->w< PAWOWWES. But :3 a uWu dwum! :3 Is't uWu but :3 a xDD dwum? OwO A uWu dwum OwO so ^w^ wost! Thewe ÚwÚ was -excellent uWu command: ^-^ to chawge in with ^-^ ouw horse x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> own -UwU wings, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to rend ^-^ ouw >_> own soldiers! -OwO FIWST LORD. :33 That ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >_< bwam'd in OwO the xDD command >_> of OwO the -^-^ sewvice; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< disastew >_> of OwO waw UwU that Caesar ^-^ himsewf :33 couwd ^.^ nyot -^.^ have prevented, ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been there ^-^ to ^.^ command. -BERTRAM. Weww, ^-^ we cannyot OwO gweatwy condemn ^-^ ouw xDD success. -uWu Some ^-^ dishonyouw ^-^ we xDD had in OwO the woss >_> of UwU that ^-^ dwum; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ->w< be OwO wecuvwed. ->w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It UwU might ^.^ have >_< been OwO wecuvwed. -BERTRAM. ^w^ It OwO might, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. ->w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be OwO wecuvwed. But UwU that OwO the merit >_> of service :3 is -uWu sewdom :33 attwibuted ^-^ to OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^w^ exact performer, I would ^.^ have -UwU that uWu dwum ^w^ ow another, ^w^ ow 'hic >w< jacet.' -BERTRAM. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a >w< stomach, to't, monsieuw. >w< If you ÚwÚ think ->_> youw mystewy in :3 stwatagem can bwing :3 this ^.^ instwument >_> of uWu honyouw -UwU again OwO into his ÚwÚ nyative quarter, >w< be ^.^ magnyanyimous in OwO the OwO entewpwise, -ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO on; I uWu wiww OwO gwace OwO the ^-^ attempt uWu fow :3 a >w< wowthy x3 expwoit. >w< If you -ÚwÚ speed ;;w;; weww in it, OwO the UwU Duke uWu shaww uWu both speak >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and uWu extend ^-^ to -you what further >_< becomes his >_< gweatnyess, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost -syllable >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wowthinyess. ->w< PAWOWWES. By OwO the hand >_> of :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, I uWu wiww >_< undewtake it. -BERTRAM. But you >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow swumbew in it. ->w< PAWOWWES. I'll about ^.^ it :3 this evenying; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy ;;w;; pen -;;w;; down my dilemmas, encourage ^-^ mysewf in my xDD cewtainty, >w< put ^-^ mysewf -OwO into my x3 mowtaw ^w^ pwepawation; ÚwÚ and uWu by xDD midnyight ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to hear further -^-^ fwom >_> me. -BERTRAM. May I >w< be bowd ^-^ to :3 acquaint his OwO Gwace you awe gonye about it? ->w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what OwO the >_< success uWu wiww ^.^ be, my lord, uWu but OwO the -^-^ attempt I OwO vow. -BERTRAM. I xDD knyow th' art :3 vawiant; :3 and, ^-^ to OwO the >_> of >w< thy soldiership, -uWu wiww ^w^ subscwibe uWu fow thee. >w< Faweweww. ->w< PAWOWWES. I love ^.^ nyot many wowds. Exit -x3 SECOND LORD. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 a >_< fish loves watew. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a ÚwÚ stwange -fewwow, my lord, UwU that OwO so confidentwy uWu seems ^-^ to >_< undewtake :3 this -businyess, ;;w;; which ^.^ he knows :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be done; damns ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to uWu do, -ÚwÚ and dawes better >w< be :33 damn'd than ^-^ to ^-^ do 't. -OwO FIWST LORD. You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^w^ him, my lord, as ^-^ we do. Cewtain ^.^ it :3 is -UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww >_< steaw ^-^ himsewf OwO into :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< favouw, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a >_> week -escape :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of ^-^ discuvwies; uWu but when you find him out, -you ^.^ have him >w< evew >w< aftew. -BERTRAM. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ make nyo deed at >w< aww >_> of :3 this UwU that -OwO so >_< sewiouswy ^.^ he OwO does OwO addwess ^-^ himsewf OwO unto? -x3 SECOND LORD. None in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; uWu but xDD wetuwn with OwO an >_< invention, ÚwÚ and -cwap x3 upon you two ^w^ ow three pwobabwe wies. But ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ awmost ->_> emboss'd >_> him. You uWu shaww UwU see his ^-^ faww to-night; uWu fow >_< indeed ^.^ he :3 is -^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw :33 wowdship's :33 wespect. -OwO FIWST LORD. >w< We'ww ^-^ make you >w< some uWu spowt with OwO the :3 fox ewe ^-^ we UwU case >_> him. -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; smok'd uWu by OwO the ^.^ owd Wowd x3 Wafeu. When his disguise ÚwÚ and -^.^ he :3 is parted, tell me what :3 a uWu spwat you uWu shaww find him; ;;w;; which you -uWu shaww UwU see :3 this vewy ^-^ nyight. -x3 SECOND LORD. I >w< must >w< go ÚwÚ wook my ^w^ twigs; ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ caught. -BERTRAM. Your :33 bwothew, ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. -x3 SECOND LORD. UwU As't >w< pwease >_> youw >_> wowdship. I'll xDD weave you. Exit -BERTRAM. Nyow uWu wiww I ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to OwO the OwO house, ÚwÚ and show you -The OwO wass I xDD spoke >_> of. -OwO FIWST LORD. But you uWu say she's :33 honyest. -BERTRAM. ^.^ That's >w< aww OwO the fault. I xDD spoke with xDD hew uWu but once, -And ;;w;; found xDD hew :3 wondwous cold; uWu but I x3 sent ^-^ to UwU hew, -By :3 this >_> same >_< coxcomb UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< i' th' wind, ->_> Tokens ÚwÚ and letters ;;w;; which ^.^ she >_> did we-send; -And :3 this :3 is >w< aww I ^.^ have >w< donye. x3 She's :3 a fair >w< cweatuwe; -uWu Wiww you >w< go UwU see uWu hew? -OwO FIWST LORD. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 7. -Florence. The >w< WIDOW'S house - -x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA ÚwÚ and ^-^ WIDOW - -HEWENyA. >w< If you misdoubt me UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 she, -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I uWu shaww assuwe you further -But I uWu shaww wose OwO the :33 gwounds I wowk upon. -^w^ WIDOW. ^-^ Though my ^-^ estate >w< be fall'n, I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww :33 bown, -Nyothing acquainted with ^.^ these ^-^ businyesses; -And would ^.^ nyot >w< put my weputation :3 nyow -UwU In ^-^ any staining ^-^ act. -HEWENyA. Nyow would I ^w^ wish you. -OwO FIWST ^w^ give me xDD twust OwO the UwU Count ^.^ he :3 is my xDD husband, -And what ^-^ to >_> youw sworn counsew I ^.^ have spoken -^-^ Is OwO so ^-^ fwom >_> wowd ^-^ to ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and then you :33 cannyot, -By OwO the good aid UwU that I >_> of you uWu shaww xDD bowwow, -^w^ Eww in xDD bestowing it. -^w^ WIDOW. I shouwd believe OwO you; ->_< Fow you ^.^ have show'd me UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; weww ^w^ appwuvs -Y'awe gweat in xDD fowtunye. -HEWENyA. ;;w;; Take :3 this >_> puwse >_> of ^.^ gowd, -And let me ^-^ buy >_> youw fwiendwy ^w^ hewp ;;w;; thus :33 faw, -^w^ Which I uWu wiww x3 uvw-pay ÚwÚ and pay UwU again -When I ^.^ have ;;w;; found it. The UwU Count ^.^ he woos >_> youw daughter -ÚwÚ Ways ;;w;; down his >_< wanton ^w^ siege before xDD hew :3 beauty, -x3 Wesowv'd ^-^ to carry :3 hew. >_> Wet xDD hew in fine ^.^ consent, -UwU As ^w^ we'ww direct xDD hew how 'tis :33 best ^-^ to bear it. -Nyow his ÚwÚ impowtant UwU bwood uWu wiww UwU nyought deny -:33 That she'll :3 demand. OwO A ring OwO the :33 County weaws -:33 That >_< downwawd ;;w;; hath ^-^ succeeded in his house -From :3 son ^-^ to :3 son >w< some ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five descents -x3 Since OwO the ^.^ fiwst fathew :33 wowe it. :3 This ring ^.^ he howds -UwU In UwU most rich uWu choice; >_> yet, in his :33 idwe fire, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy his wiww, ^.^ it would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem xDD too ^.^ deaw, -^.^ Howe'ew wepented >w< aftew. -^w^ WIDOW. Nyow I UwU see -The xDD bottom >_> of >_> youw uWu puwpose. -HEWENyA. You UwU see ^.^ it lawful xDD then. ^w^ It :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe -But UwU that >_> youw >_> daughtew, ewe ^.^ she uWu seems as uWu won, -;;w;; Desiwes :3 this :3 wing; >_> appoints him OwO an encountew; -UwU In fine, delivers me ^-^ to fiww OwO the UwU time, -Hewsewf UwU most ^w^ chastewy uWu absent. :33 Aftew this, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, I'll ÚwÚ add three ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns -ÚwÚ To what :3 is ^w^ pass'd awweady. -^w^ WIDOW. I ^.^ have >w< yiewded. -Instwuct my daughter how ^.^ she uWu shaww ^-^ pewsevew, -:33 That UwU time ÚwÚ and place with :3 this deceit OwO so lawful -May ^w^ pwuv uWu cohewent. uWu Evewy night ^.^ he comes -x3 With uWu musics >_> of >w< aww sowts, ÚwÚ and >_> songs :33 compos'd -ÚwÚ To xDD hew unwowthinyess. ^w^ It nyothing ^w^ steads OwO us -ÚwÚ To ^w^ chide him ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw eaves, uWu fow ^.^ he persists -UwU As ^-^ if his life uWu way uWu on 't. -HEWENyA. UwU Why then ^.^ to-nyight ->_> Wet OwO us >w< assay ^-^ ouw pwot; which, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu speed, -^-^ Is ;;w;; wicked meaning in :3 a lawful deed, -And lawful meaning in :3 a lawful ÚwÚ act; -:3 Whewe uWu both ^.^ nyot uWu sin, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a sinful >_> fact. -But wet's about it. >_< Exeunt - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. -Without OwO the OwO Fwowentinye ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew x3 SECOND FRENCH LORD with five ^w^ ow OwO six uWu othew SOLDIERS in >_< ambush - -x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He can come nyo uWu othew uWu way uWu but uWu by :3 this :33 hedge-cownyew. -When you :3 sawwy x3 upon ^w^ him, speak what uWu tewwibwe language you wiww; ->w< though you undewstand ^.^ it ^.^ nyot yourselves, nyo matter; uWu fow ^-^ we >w< must -^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to undewstand ^w^ him, unwess >w< some ^-^ onye UwU among >w< us, xDD whom ^-^ we ->w< must >_> pwoduce uWu fow OwO an intewpwetew. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Good captain, let me >w< be th' intewpwetew. -x3 SECOND LORD. Awt ^.^ nyot acquainted with OwO him? ^.^ Knyows ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< thy voice? -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. No, ;;w;; siw, I ;;w;; wawwant you. -x3 SECOND LORD. But what linsey-woolsey >_> has :3 thou ^-^ to speak ^-^ to OwO us OwO again? -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu E'en such as you speak ^-^ to >_> me. -x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He >w< must ÚwÚ think OwO us >w< some >_< band >_> of :3 stwangews >w< i' th' ->_> advewsawy's entewtainment. Nyow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD smack >_> of >w< aww -neighbouring :3 wanguages, OwO thewefowe ^-^ we >w< must every ^-^ onye >w< be :3 a man >_> of -his >_> own ;;w;; fancy; ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD knyow what ^-^ we speak ^-^ onye ^-^ to another, OwO so ^-^ we -ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< knyow, :3 is ^-^ to xDD knyow straight ^-^ ouw UwU puwpose: uWu choughs' language, ->w< gabbwe enyough, ÚwÚ and good ^w^ enyough. UwU As uWu fow you, >w< intewpwetew, you >w< must -ÚwÚ seem vewy >_< powitic. But couch, UwU ho! here ^.^ he >w< comes; ^-^ to beguiwe two -^w^ houws in :3 a >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw OwO the :3 wies ^.^ he ^w^ fowges. - -x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES - ->w< PAWOWWES. xDD Ten >w< o'cwock. xDD Within ^.^ these three ^w^ houws 'twill >w< be UwU time -enough ^-^ to >w< go UwU home. What uWu shaww I uWu say I ^.^ have ;;w;; donye? ^w^ It >w< must >w< be :3 a -vewy >_> pwausive ÚwÚ invention UwU that >_> cawwies it. ^.^ They begin ^-^ to ^-^ smoke me; -ÚwÚ and disgwaces ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ wate ^w^ knyock'd ^-^ to >_< often at my ^w^ doow. I find my -:33 tongue :3 is xDD too foowhawdy; uWu but my OwO heawt ;;w;; hath OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of >w< Maws -before it, ÚwÚ and >_> of his ^.^ cweatuwes, ^.^ nyot daring OwO the reports >_> of my -OwO tongue. -x3 SECOND LORD. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ fiwst >w< twuth UwU that e'ew UwU thinye >_> own :33 tongue ÚwÚ was -OwO guiwty >_> of. ->w< PAWOWWES. What OwO the ^w^ deviw shouwd move me ^-^ to >_< undewtake OwO the wecuvwy ->_> of :3 this ^.^ dwum, being ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant >_> of OwO the impossibility, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ knyowing I xDD had nyo such purpose? I >w< must ^w^ give ^-^ mysewf >w< some >w< huwts, ÚwÚ and -uWu say I ^w^ got them in x3 expwoit. >_> Yet ^w^ swight ones uWu wiww ^.^ nyot carry it. -^.^ They uWu wiww uWu say >w< 'Came you x3 off with OwO so x3 wittwe?' And gweat ones I -dare ^.^ nyot >w< give. Wherefore, ^w^ what's OwO the ^.^ instance? Tongue, I >w< must >w< put -you OwO into :3 a ;;w;; buttewwoman's uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ buy ^-^ mysewf another >_> of -:3 Bajazet's OwO muwe, ^-^ if you pwattwe me OwO into ^.^ these perils. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe ^.^ he shouwd xDD knyow what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >w< be UwU that -^.^ he ÚwÚ is? ->w< PAWOWWES. I would OwO the UwU cutting >_> of my garments would sewve OwO the turn, -^w^ ow OwO the breaking >_> of my uWu Spanyish ^w^ swowd. -x3 SECOND LORD. We cannyot :33 affowd you ÚwÚ so. ->w< PAWOWWES. Ow OwO the >w< bawing >_> of my ^w^ beawd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was in -stratagem. -x3 SECOND LORD. 'Twouwd ^.^ nyot do. ->w< PAWOWWES. Ow ^-^ to drown my xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and uWu say I ÚwÚ was stripp'd. -x3 SECOND LORD. Hardly uWu sewve. ->w< PAWOWWES. ^-^ Though I :33 swowe I weap'd ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ window >_> of OwO the UwU citadew- -x3 SECOND LORD. OwO How ^w^ deep? ->w< PAWOWWES. Thiwty fathom. -x3 SECOND LORD. >_< Thwee gweat oaths would scarce ^-^ make UwU that >w< be believed. ->w< PAWOWWES. I would I xDD had ^-^ any uWu dwum >_> of OwO the :33 enyemy's; I would uWu sweaw I -UwU wecuvw'd it. -x3 SECOND LORD. You uWu shaww hear ^-^ onye x3 anyon. [Awawum ^w^ within] ->w< PAWOWWES. OwO A uWu dwum :3 nyow >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ enyemy's! -x3 SECOND LORD. uWu Thwoca ^w^ movousus, cargo, cargo, cawgo. -ALL. :33 Cawgo, cargo, cargo, ^w^ viwwianda :33 paw corbo, cawgo. ->w< PAWOWWES. :33 O, wansom, ransom! Do ^.^ nyot hide >_< minye OwO eyes. -^.^ [They ^.^ bwindfowd xDD him] -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Boskos xDD thwomuwdo xDD boskos. ->w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow you awe OwO the Muskos' :3 wegiment, -And I uWu shaww wose my life uWu fow UwU want >_> of >_< wanguage. ->w< If there >w< be here >_> Gewman, ^w^ ow Danye, Low xDD Dutch, -ÚwÚ Itawian, ^w^ ow x3 Fwench, let him speak ^-^ to me; -I'll ÚwÚ discuvw UwU that ;;w;; which uWu shaww ;;w;; undo OwO the >_> Fwowentinye. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Boskos ^w^ vauvado. I undewstand ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and can speak >w< thy -OwO tongue. >_> Kewewy-bonto, ;;w;; siw, UwU betake ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy :33 faith, uWu fow -:33 seventeen poniards awe at >w< thy >_< bosom. ->w< PAWOWWES. O! -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, pray, pray, uWu pway! ^.^ Manka wevanyia ^w^ duwche. -x3 SECOND LORD. Oscorbidulchos >_> vowivowco. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. The x3 Genyewaw :3 is ^.^ content ^-^ to spawe ÚwÚ thee yet; -And, hoodwink'd as :3 thou :3 awt, uWu wiww ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ thee uWu on -ÚwÚ To x3 gathew ^-^ fwom thee. :3 Hapwy :3 thou uWu mayst infowm -OwO Something ^-^ to :33 save >w< thy wife. ->w< PAWOWWES. :33 O, let me live, -And >w< aww OwO the >_> secwets >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ camp I'll show, -Their force, theiw puwposes. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll speak UwU that -^w^ Which you uWu wiww wonder OwO at. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. But xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 faithfuwwy? ->w< PAWOWWES. >w< If I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, x3 damn >_> me. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Acordo >_< winta. -Come OwO on; :3 thou art gwanted space. -Exit, >w< PAWOWWES :3 guawded. OwO A ^-^ showt :3 awawum within -x3 SECOND LORD. Go, tell OwO the UwU Count Wousiwwon ÚwÚ and my bwothew -We ^.^ have >_> caught OwO the ^-^ woodcock, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ keep him muffwed -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^-^ do hear ^-^ fwom ^.^ them. -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Captain, I uWu wiww. -x3 SECOND LORD. 'A uWu wiww :33 betway OwO us >w< aww x3 unto x3 ouwsewves- -Inform uWu on ;;w;; that. -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ So I wiww, sir. -x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Tiww then I'll ^-^ keep him dark ÚwÚ and OwO safewy lock'd. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. -Florence. The >w< WIDOW'S house - -x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and DIANA - -BERTRAM. ^.^ They told me UwU that >_> youw name ÚwÚ was :33 Fontibeww. -DIANA. No, my good lord, :33 Dianya. -BERTRAM. x3 Titwed ÚwÚ goddess; -And wowth it, with ;;w;; addition! But, fair >_> souw, -UwU In >_> youw fine fwame ;;w;; hath love nyo >_> quawity? ->w< If OwO the uWu quick x3 fiwe >_> of xDD youth ^.^ wight ^.^ nyot >_> youw UwU mind, -You awe nyo >_> maiden, uWu but :3 a monyument; -When you awe OwO dead, you shouwd >w< be such :3 a ^-^ onye -UwU As you awe nyow, uWu fow you awe x3 cowd ÚwÚ and >_> stewn; -And :3 nyow you shouwd >w< be as >_> youw mothew ÚwÚ was -When >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf ÚwÚ was got. -DIANA. She then ÚwÚ was :33 honyest. -BERTRAM. ^w^ So shouwd you UwU be. -DIANA. >_< Nyo. -UwU My mothew >_> did uWu but xDD duty; :33 such, my lord, -UwU As you owe ^-^ to >_> youw wife. -BERTRAM. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe o'that! -I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ stwive x3 against my :33 vows. -I ÚwÚ was xDD compeww'd ^-^ to UwU hew; uWu but I love OwO the -By ^-^ wuv's >_> own ^w^ sweet ^.^ constwaint, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww uWu fow >w< evew -Do ÚwÚ thee >w< aww ^-^ wights >_> of uWu sewvice. -DIANA. >w< Ay, OwO so you sewve OwO us -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we sewve OwO you; uWu but when you ^.^ have ^-^ ouw >w< woses -You barely xDD weave ^-^ ouw thorns ^-^ to :3 pwick >w< ouwsewves, -And xDD mock OwO us with ^-^ ouw >_< bawenyess. -BERTRAM. OwO How ^.^ have I swown! -DIANA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the many oaths UwU that makes OwO the truth, -But OwO the ;;w;; pwain >w< singwe x3 vow UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ vow'd true. -What :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 howy, UwU that ^-^ we uWu sweaw ^.^ nyot >_> by, -But UwU take OwO the :33 High'st ^-^ to witnyess. >_> Then, pray you, tell :3 me: ->w< If I shouwd uWu sweaw uWu by ÚwÚ Juv's gweat attwibutes -I :33 wov'd you dearly, would you believe my oaths -When I >_> did love you ill? :3 This >_> has nyo holding, -ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw uWu by him xDD whom I uWu pwotest ^-^ to love -:33 That I uWu wiww wowk x3 against >_> him. OwO Thewefowe >_> youw oaths -uWu Awe uWu wowds ÚwÚ and UwU poow :3 conditions, uWu but unseal'd- -^.^ At :33 weast in my ^-^ opinyion. -BERTRAM. Change it, >_> change xDD it; -Be ^.^ nyot OwO so howy-cwuew. ^-^ Wuv :3 is >_> howy; -And my integwity :33 nye'ew knew OwO the crafts -:33 That you ^-^ do chawge x3 men OwO with. Stand nyo ^-^ mowe OwO off, -But ^w^ give thyself x3 unto my uWu sick desiwes, -OwO Who then recovers. Say :3 thou art ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and >w< evew -UwU My love as ^.^ it begins uWu shaww OwO so uWu pewsevew. -DIANA. I UwU see UwU that x3 men ^-^ make ropes in such :3 a >_> scawwe -:33 That ^w^ we'ww >_> fowsake :33 ouwsewves. >w< Give me UwU that OwO wing. -BERTRAM. I'll lend ^.^ it ^.^ thee, my ^.^ deaw, uWu but ^.^ have nyo power -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> me. -DIANA. uWu Wiww you ;;w;; nyot, my UwU wowd? -BERTRAM. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an uWu honyouw :33 'wonging ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO house, -;;w;; Bequeathed ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom many xDD ancestows; -^w^ Which ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 gweatest obloquy >w< i' th' x3 wowwd -UwU In me ^-^ to lose. -DIANA. Minye honour's such :3 a wing: -UwU My :3 chastity's OwO the >_> jewew >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO house, -;;w;; Bequeathed ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom many xDD ancestows; -^w^ Which ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 gweatest obloquy >w< i' th' x3 wowwd -UwU In me ^-^ to lose. ÚwÚ Thus >_> youw >_> own pwopew OwO wisdom -Brings in OwO the ÚwÚ champion ^-^ Honyouw uWu on my part -uWu Against >_> youw vain assauwt. -BERTRAM. Here, UwU take my :3 wing; -UwU My OwO house, >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^-^ yea, my xDD wife, >w< be thinye, -And I'll >w< be ;;w;; bid uWu by thee. -DIANA. When xDD midnyight uWu comes, xDD knyock at my ;;w;; chambew window; -I'll owdew UwU take my mothew uWu shaww ^.^ nyot heaw. -Nyow uWu wiww I chawge you in OwO the >_< band >_> of truth, -When you ^.^ have conquer'd my ÚwÚ yet OwO maiden :33 bed, -Wemain there uWu but OwO an xDD houw, :3 nyow speak ^-^ to :3 me: -UwU My reasons awe UwU most OwO stwong; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww xDD knyow them -When xDD back UwU again :3 this ring uWu shaww >w< be deliver'd. -And uWu on >_> youw fingew in OwO the night I'll >w< put ->_> Anyothew ;;w;; wing, UwU that what in UwU time pwoceeds -May token ^-^ to OwO the :33 futuwe ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ past >_< deeds. -^-^ Adieu ÚwÚ tiww then; then x3 faiw not. You ^.^ have xDD won -OwO A UwU wife >_> of uWu me, >w< though there my >w< hope >w< be >w< donye. -BERTRAM. OwO A >w< heaven uWu on :3 eawth I ^.^ have xDD won uWu by :3 wooing thee. -Exit -DIANA. >_< Fow ;;w;; which live wong ^-^ to :3 thank uWu both >w< heaven ÚwÚ and UwU me! -You ^-^ may OwO so in OwO the OwO end. -UwU My mothew told me ^.^ just how ^.^ he would woo, -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD sat :33 in's >_> heawt; ^.^ she :33 says >w< aww x3 men ->_< Have OwO the >_< wike OwO oaths. ÚwÚ He xDD had sworn ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me -When his :3 wife's >w< dead; OwO thewefowe I'll lie with him -When I x3 am buwied. x3 Since Frenchmen awe OwO so ^w^ bwaid, -:33 Mawwy UwU that wiww, I live ÚwÚ and die :3 a uWu maid. -:3 Onwy, in :3 this >_> disguise, I ^w^ think't nyo xDD sin -ÚwÚ To >_> cozen him UwU that would unjustly win. Exit - - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -The OwO Fwowentinye ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew OwO the two FRENCH LORDS, ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three SOLDIERS - -x3 SECOND LORD. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< given him his >_> mothew's >_> wettew? -OwO FIWST LORD. I ^.^ have >w< dewiv'wed ^.^ it OwO an hour since. Thewe :3 is xDD something -xDD in't UwU that ^-^ stings his nyatuwe; uWu fow uWu on OwO the reading ^.^ it ^.^ he >_< chang'd -^w^ awmost OwO into another xDD man. -x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He >_> has >w< much >w< wowthy blame >_> waid x3 upon him uWu fow uWu shaking x3 off -OwO so good :3 a UwU wife ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a >_< wady. -OwO FIWST LORD. Especially ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< incuwwed OwO the xDD evewwasting xDD dispweasuwe ->_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ who xDD had x3 even :3 tun'd his bounty ^-^ to sing >w< happinyess ^-^ to ->_> him. I uWu wiww tell you :3 a :33 thing, uWu but you uWu shaww let ^.^ it ÚwÚ dweww darkly -with you. -x3 SECOND LORD. When you ^.^ have spoken it, 'tis OwO dead, ÚwÚ and I x3 am OwO the grave ->_> of it. -OwO FIWST LORD. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath perverted :3 a x3 young ;;w;; gentwewoman here in Fwowence, ->_> of :3 a UwU most >_< chaste wenyown; ÚwÚ and :3 this night ^.^ he fleshes his uWu wiww in -OwO the ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of xDD hew honyouw. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< given xDD hew his uWu monyumentaw ;;w;; wing, -ÚwÚ and OwO thinks ^-^ himsewf :3 made in OwO the x3 unchaste x3 composition. -x3 SECOND LORD. Nyow, :3 God delay ^-^ ouw ^-^ webewwion! UwU As ^-^ we awe >w< ouwsewves, -what >w< things awe xDD we! -OwO FIWST LORD. >_< Mewewy ^-^ ouw >_> own x3 twaitows. And as in OwO the ^w^ common ^-^ couwse >_> of ->w< aww treasons ^-^ we still UwU see them >w< weveaw themsewves ÚwÚ tiww uWu they attain -^-^ to theiw abhorr'd ;;w;; ends; OwO so ^.^ he UwU that in :3 this >w< action contrives -x3 against his >_> own ^w^ nyobiwity, in his pwopew ÚwÚ stweam, :3 o'ewfwows -:3 himsewf. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot meant x3 damnyabwe in OwO us ^-^ to >w< be twumpetews >_> of ^-^ ouw -uWu unwawfuw x3 intents? We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot then ^.^ have his >_> company x3 to-nyight? -OwO FIWST LORD. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww aftew >w< midnyight; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is xDD dieted ^-^ to his hour. -x3 SECOND LORD. :33 That >_< appwoaches >_< apace. I would UwU gwadwy ^.^ have him UwU see his ->_> company ^-^ anyatomiz'd, UwU that ^.^ he UwU might UwU take :3 a measuwe >_> of his >_> own -;;w;; judgments, wherein OwO so ÚwÚ cuwiouswy ^.^ he xDD had xDD set :3 this counterfeit. -OwO FIWST LORD. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot meddle with him ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he x3 come; uWu fow his -:3 pwesence >w< must >w< be OwO the x3 whip >_> of OwO the other. -x3 SECOND LORD. UwU In OwO the :33 meantime, what hear you >_> of ^.^ these waws? -OwO FIWST LORD. I hear there :3 is OwO an overture >_> of ^-^ peace. -x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, I assuwe you, :3 a xDD peace concluded. -OwO FIWST LORD. What uWu wiww UwU Count Wousiwwon ^-^ do ^.^ then? uWu Wiww ^.^ he ^w^ twavew -highew, ^w^ ow xDD wetuwn UwU again OwO into :33 Fwance? -x3 SECOND LORD. I perceive, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; demand, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew ->_> of his x3 counsew. -OwO FIWST LORD. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be forbid, :3 siw! ^w^ So shouwd I >w< be :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw ->_> of his ^-^ act. -x3 SECOND LORD. >_> Siw, his xDD wife, >w< some two ^.^ months ÚwÚ since, xDD fwed ^-^ fwom his ->_< house. Her :33 pwetence :3 is :3 a x3 piwgwimage ^-^ to x3 Saint >w< Jaques ^-^ we ;;w;; Gwand; -;;w;; which holy undewtaking with UwU most austere sanctimony ^.^ she -accomplish'd; :3 and, there xDD wesiding, OwO the tenderness >_> of xDD hew ^-^ nyatuwe -became as :3 a uWu pwey ^-^ to xDD hew gwief; in fine, :3 made :3 a >_> gwoan >_> of xDD hew last -breath, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ she ;;w;; sings in >_< heaven. -OwO FIWST LORD. OwO How :3 is :3 this >_> justified? -x3 SECOND LORD. The stronger part >_> of ^.^ it uWu by xDD hew >_> own :3 wettews, ;;w;; which -makes xDD hew story OwO twue x3 even ^-^ to OwO the point >_> of xDD hew :33 death. Her death -itself, ;;w;; which :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD hew >w< office ^-^ to uWu say :3 is xDD come, ÚwÚ was ->_> faithfuwwy confiwm'd uWu by OwO the UwU wectow >_> of OwO the :3 pwace. -OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Hath OwO the UwU Count >w< aww :3 this intelligence? -x3 SECOND LORD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the pawticuwaw confirmations, point ^-^ fwom -^w^ point, ^-^ to OwO the :33 fuww arming >_> of OwO the x3 vewity. -OwO FIWST LORD. I x3 am >_> heawtiwy >_< sowwy UwU that :3 he'ww >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of ÚwÚ this. -x3 SECOND LORD. OwO How ^w^ mightiwy ^.^ sometimes ^-^ we ^-^ make OwO us UwU comfowts >_> of ^-^ ouw -uWu wosses! -OwO FIWST LORD. And how ^w^ mightiwy >w< some uWu othew xDD times ^-^ we drown ^-^ ouw >_< gain in -x3 teaws! The gweat >w< dignyity UwU that his valour ;;w;; hath here acquiw'd uWu fow -him uWu shaww at UwU home >w< be UwU encount'wed with :3 a ÚwÚ shame as ampwe. -x3 SECOND LORD. The ^-^ web >_> of ^-^ ouw life :3 is >_> of :3 a mingwed uWu yawn, good ÚwÚ and i-iww ->w< togethew. Our viwtues would >w< be >_> pwoud ^-^ if ^-^ ouw faults uWu whipt them -not; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< cwimes would ^.^ despaiw ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >_> chewish'd uWu by -^-^ ouw virtues. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -OwO How ^w^ nyow? Where's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? -SERVANT. ÚwÚ He met OwO the UwU Duke in OwO the street, siw; >_> of xDD whom ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 taken -:3 a sowemn weave. His ^.^ wowdship uWu wiww next xDD mownying uWu fow OwO Fwance. The -UwU Duke ;;w;; hath :33 offewed him letters >_> of :33 commendations ^-^ to OwO the King. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 nyeedfuw there, ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe -^-^ mowe than uWu they can ^.^ commend. -OwO FIWST LORD. ^.^ They cannyot >w< be xDD too ^w^ sweet uWu fow OwO the King's tartness. -Here's his ^.^ wowdship OwO nyow. - -x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM - -OwO How nyow, my lord, :3 is't ^.^ nyot aftew midnight? -BERTRAM. I ^.^ have ^.^ to-nyight :33 dispatch'd UwU sixteen businesses, :3 a OwO month's -wength xDD apiece; uWu by OwO an UwU abstwact >_> of success: I ^.^ have :3 congied with OwO the -Duke, x3 donye my ÚwÚ adieu with his ^-^ nyeawest; buwied :3 a xDD wife, >_> mouwn'd uWu fow -UwU hew; :3 wwit ^-^ to my wady mothew I x3 am wetuwnying; >w< entewtain'd my -x3 convoy; ÚwÚ and :3 between ^.^ these x3 main x3 pawcews >_> of uWu dispatch OwO effected many ->w< nyicew needs. The last ÚwÚ was OwO the gweatest, uWu but UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot UwU ended +uWu WIDOW. UwU I uWu have told x3 my OwO nyeighbouw >w< how xDD you uWu have :33 been uWu sowicited ^.^ by :3 a +ÚwÚ gentweman :33 his companyion. +^.^ MAWIANyA. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that ^-^ knyave, ^w^ hang x3 him! one Pawowwes; :3 a :33 fiwthy +officer ^.^ he >_> is uWu in UwU those suggestions fow x3 the xDD young earl. ;;w;; Bewawe of +ÚwÚ them, >w< Dianya: uWu theiw UwU pwomises, enticements, oaths, :3 tokens, ÚwÚ and aww +these ^-^ enginyes of x3 wust, OwO awe nyot x3 the ^.^ things ;;w;; they OwO go UwU undew; UwU many :3 a +>_< maid hath :33 been >_< seduced ^.^ by OwO them; ÚwÚ and x3 the misery ;;w;; is, ^w^ exampwe, :3 that +UwU so tewwibwe >_< shows uWu in x3 the wreck of maidenhood, ;;w;; cannyot fow aww :3 that +uWu dissuade :3 succession, >_> but :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 wimed with x3 the :33 twigs :3 that +threatens OwO them. UwU I UwU hope UwU I >_< nyeed nyot to ;;w;; advise xDD you >w< fuwthew; >_> but UwU I +UwU hope x3 youw UwU own xDD gwace xDD wiww >_< keep xDD you :3 whewe xDD you awe, ^w^ though there +:3 wewe nyo further danger ÚwÚ knyown >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ modesty which >_> is UwU so :3 wost. +DIANyA. >_> You UwU shaww nyot >_< nyeed to feaw x3 me. + +Entew HEWENyA uWu in x3 the :3 dwess of :3 a uWu piwgwim + +uWu WIDOW. UwU I UwU hope :3 so. x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes :3 a piwgwim. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she xDD wiww >_< wie +uWu at x3 my ;;w;; house: uWu thithew ;;w;; they >_> send one anyothew. I'll ;;w;; question her. +^w^ God :3 save UwU you, pilgrim! x3 Whithew OwO awe ;;w;; bound? +HEWENyA. ;;w;; To Saint ^-^ Jaques ^.^ we ^-^ Gwand. +Whewe UwU do x3 the pawmews UwU wodge, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech you? +uWu WIDOW. At x3 the Saint ^-^ Fwancis UwU hewe, :3 beside x3 the port. +HEWENyA. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the >w< way? +:3 [A :33 mawch >w< afaw] +uWu WIDOW. Ay, marry, xDD is't. ^.^ Hawk you! ^-^ They come ÚwÚ this >_> way. +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww tawwy, >w< howy :3 piwgwim, +OwO But >w< tiww x3 the troops come UwU by, +UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ conduct xDD you :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww be lodg'd; +uWu The rather fow UwU I think UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw hostess +;;w;; As uWu ampwe >_< as :3 mysewf. +HEWENyA. Is >w< it >w< youwsewf? +uWu WIDOW. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww uWu pwease >_> so, piwgwim. +HEWENyA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD stay ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD weisuwe. +uWu WIDOW. >_> You came, UwU I >_< think, from France? +HEWENyA. UwU I uWu did :3 so. +uWu WIDOW. :3 Hewe xDD you UwU shaww >_> see :3 a countwyman of >_> youws +:33 That >_> has donye ÚwÚ wowthy service. +HEWENyA. ÚwÚ His :33 nyame, UwU I pray OwO you. +DIANyA. uWu The xDD Count ^.^ Wousiwwon. xDD Knyow xDD you xDD such :3 a onye? +HEWENyA. OwO But ^.^ by x3 the eaw, :3 that x3 heaws UwU most ;;w;; nyobwy of him; +ÚwÚ His OwO face UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +DIANyA. >_> What :33 some'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, +He's bravely :33 taken hewe. >w< He OwO stowe from >_< Fwance, +;;w;; As UwU 'tis wepowted, fow x3 the ^w^ King xDD had mawwied ^.^ him +^w^ Against :33 his x3 wiking. ^w^ Think xDD you >w< it >_> is so? +HEWENyA. Ay, UwU suwewy, mere x3 the truth; UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his >_> wady. +DIANyA. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that sewves x3 the xDD Count +^-^ Wepowts >_> but ÚwÚ coawsewy of her. +HEWENyA. x3 What's :33 his :3 nyame? +DIANyA. ;;w;; Monsieuw ^w^ Pawowwes. +HEWENyA. >_< O, UwU I ^-^ bewieve with :3 him, +^w^ In :33 awgument of >_< pwaise, ow to x3 the ^.^ wowth +Of x3 the great xDD Count himsewf, ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ too >_> mean +;;w;; To uWu have her xDD nyame wepeated; aww her desewving +Is :3 a wesewved :3 honyesty, ÚwÚ and :3 that +UwU I uWu have nyot heard ;;w;; examin'd. +DIANyA. ÚwÚ Awas, poor :33 wady! +'Tis :3 a x3 hawd :3 bondage to :33 become x3 the >w< wife +Of :3 a OwO detesting OwO wowd. +uWu WIDOW. UwU I sweet, ÚwÚ good x3 cweatuwe, x3 whewesoe'ew ^.^ she >_> is +:3 Hew >_< heawt :3 weighs :3 sadwy. This xDD young >_< maid ^w^ might UwU do her +^-^ A shrewd tuwn, >_> if ^.^ she pweas'd. +HEWENyA. How UwU do xDD you ^.^ mean? +^-^ May be x3 the :3 amowous xDD Count sowicits her +^w^ In x3 the unwawfuw puwpose. +uWu WIDOW. >w< He >w< does, :33 indeed; +xDD And bwokes with aww :3 that ^.^ can uWu in xDD such :3 a >_> suit +Corrupt x3 the xDD tendew honour of :3 a >_> maid; +OwO But ^.^ she >_> is awm'd fow :3 him, ÚwÚ and keeps her xDD guawd +^w^ In honyestest OwO defence. + +OwO Entew, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws, BERTRAM, >_> PAWOWWES, ÚwÚ and x3 the +whole ÚwÚ AWMY + +^.^ MAWIANyA. uWu The gods UwU fowbid ^w^ ewse! +uWu WIDOW. So, nyow ;;w;; they x3 come. +:33 That >_> is Antonio, x3 the Duke's eldest son; +^.^ That, Escalus. +HEWENyA. >_< Which >_> is x3 the Frenchman? +DIANyA. xDD He- +:33 That with x3 the ÚwÚ pwume; UwU 'tis :3 a UwU most OwO gawwant UwU fewwow. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he :3 wov'd :33 his :33 wife; >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe ^-^ honyestew +>w< He :3 wewe much goodlier. ^-^ Is't nyot :3 a handsome gentleman? +HEWENyA. UwU I ^.^ wike ^.^ him well. +DIANyA. 'Tis pity ^.^ he >_> is nyot honest. Yond's :3 that same x3 knyave +:33 That weads ^.^ him to these >_> pwaces; :3 wewe UwU I :33 his uWu wady +UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 poison :3 that ^-^ viwe ^w^ wascaw. +HEWENyA. >_< Which >_> is uWu he? +DIANyA. :33 That OwO jack-an-apes with scarfs. Why >_> is ^.^ he >_> mewanchowy? +HEWENyA. Pewchance uWu he's ÚwÚ huwt :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ battwe. +PAROLLES. >_< Wose UwU ouw ÚwÚ dwum! well. +^.^ MAWIANyA. He's >w< shwewdwy vex'd uWu at OwO something. +x3 Wook, ^.^ he >_> has ÚwÚ spied >_> us. +uWu WIDOW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ hang you! +^.^ MAWIANyA. xDD And x3 youw couwtesy, fow :3 a UwU wing-cawwiew! +Exeunt BERTRAM, >_> PAWOWWES, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWMY +uWu WIDOW. uWu The troop >_> is past. ^.^ Come, :3 piwgwim, UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing xDD you +Whewe xDD you UwU shaww >_< host. Of ^w^ enjoin'd ÚwÚ penyitents +>_> Thewe's fouw ow ÚwÚ five, to great Saint ^-^ Jaques xDD bound, +x3 Awweady uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ house. +HEWENyA. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank OwO you. +ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it ÚwÚ this ^w^ matwon ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ^-^ gentwe >_< maid +;;w;; To eat with >_> us to-nyight; x3 the :3 chawge ÚwÚ and thanking +Shall be fow uWu me, x3 and, to :3 wequite xDD you further, +UwU I xDD wiww bestow x3 some precepts of ÚwÚ this xDD viwgin, +Wowthy x3 the note. +ÚwÚ BOTH. ^-^ We'ww OwO take x3 youw offer >w< kindwy. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :33 6. +Camp >w< befowe xDD Fwowence + +Entew BERTRAM, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< two >_< FWENCH ;;w;; WOWDS + +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, put ^.^ him x3 to't; wet ^.^ him uWu have :33 his >_> way. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ;;w;; If x3 youw OwO wowdship find ^.^ him nyot :3 a OwO hiding, howd ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe +uWu in x3 youw wespect. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. On x3 my :3 wife, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 a bubbwe. +BERTRAM. Do xDD you think UwU I ^w^ am UwU so uWu faw deceived uWu in him? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 Bewieve :33 it, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu in >_< minye UwU own direct ^-^ knyowwedge, +^-^ without xDD any x3 mawice, >_> but to speak of ^.^ him >_< as x3 my xDD kinsman, uWu he's :3 a +UwU most OwO nyotabwe xDD cowawd, >w< an :3 infinyite ÚwÚ and uWu endwess liar, >w< an hourly +pwomise-bweakew, x3 the owner of nyo one ÚwÚ good ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ wowthy x3 youw +:3 wowdship's >w< entewtainment. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^.^ It :3 wewe ;;w;; fit xDD you UwU knyew him; ^-^ west, x3 weposing ^w^ too uWu faw uWu in :33 his +virtue, which ^.^ he hath >_> nyot, ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu at x3 some great ÚwÚ and trusty +business uWu in :3 a :33 main danger fail OwO you. +BERTRAM. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU knyew uWu in >_> what xDD pawticuwaw uWu action to >_> twy ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ Nyonye xDD bettew than to wet ^.^ him :3 fetch x3 off :33 his dwum, which +xDD you hear ^.^ him UwU so >_> confidentwy undewtake to xDD do. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I with :3 a troop of uWu Fwowentinyes xDD wiww ;;w;; suddenwy suwpwise +him; xDD such UwU I xDD wiww uWu have ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot from x3 the enemy. +We xDD wiww bind ÚwÚ and >_< hoodwink ^.^ him UwU so :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww ^.^ suppose nyo othew +>_> but :3 that ^.^ he >_> is cawwied x3 into x3 the leaguer of x3 the :33 advewsawies when +^.^ we ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to UwU ouw UwU own ;;w;; tents. ^w^ Be >_> but x3 youw OwO wowdship xDD pwesent uWu at +:33 his OwO examinyation; >_> if ^.^ he UwU do >_> nyot, fow x3 the promise of :33 his >w< wife ÚwÚ and uWu in +x3 the ÚwÚ highest x3 compuwsion of UwU base ;;w;; feaw, offer to ÚwÚ betway xDD you ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ dewivew aww x3 the ^.^ intewwigence uWu in :33 his powew OwO against UwU you, ÚwÚ and :3 that +with x3 the divine forfeit of :33 his :3 souw ;;w;; upon ;;w;; oath, >_< nyevew :33 twust x3 my +^w^ judgment uWu in x3 anything. +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_< O, fow x3 the wuv of waughtew, wet ^.^ him :3 fetch :33 his uWu dwum; ^.^ he +;;w;; says ^.^ he >_> has :3 a ^w^ stwatagem xDD fow't. x3 When x3 youw OwO wowdship sees x3 the :3 bottom +of :33 his >w< success OwO in't, ÚwÚ and to >_> what >_< metaw ÚwÚ this OwO countewfeit wump of +>_> owe xDD wiww be ^.^ mewted, >_> if xDD you UwU give ^.^ him nyot John Drum's +^w^ entewtainment, x3 youw :33 incwinying ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ wemuvd. :3 Hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. + +Entew x3 PAWOWWES + +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_< O, fow x3 the wuv of waughtew, ^w^ hindew nyot x3 the honour of +:33 his :3 design; wet ^.^ him :3 fetch x3 off :33 his drum uWu in xDD any >w< hand. +BERTRAM. How now, :3 monsieuw! This drum >_< sticks sowewy uWu in x3 youw +xDD disposition. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ A uWu pox on UwU 't; wet >w< it go; UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a dwum. +PAROLLES. OwO But :3 a ÚwÚ dwum! ^-^ Is't >_> but :3 a drum? ^-^ A drum UwU so OwO wost! >_> Thewe UwU was +:3 excewwent command: to :3 chawge uWu in with UwU ouw UwU howse ;;w;; upon UwU ouw UwU own +wings, ÚwÚ and to rend UwU ouw UwU own sowdiews! +uWu FIWST WOWD. :33 That UwU was nyot to be x3 bwam'd uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ command of x3 the +^w^ sewvice; >w< it UwU was :3 a xDD disastew of >w< waw :3 that Caesaw >_< himsewf couwd nyot +uWu have prevented, >_> if ^.^ he xDD had :33 been there to >_> command. +BERTRAM. xDD Weww, ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot OwO gweatwy >_< condemn UwU ouw OwO success. +;;w;; Some x3 dishonyouw ^.^ we xDD had uWu in x3 the ^-^ woss of :3 that uWu dwum; >_> but >w< it >_> is nyot to +be recovered. +PAROLLES. ^.^ It ^w^ might uWu have :33 been recovered. +BERTRAM. ^.^ It xDD might, >_> but >w< it >_> is nyot now. +PAROLLES. ^.^ It >_> is to be recovered. OwO But :3 that x3 the merit of OwO sewvice >_> is +seldom x3 attwibuted to x3 the true ÚwÚ and exact performer, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have +:3 that drum ow another, ow >_> 'hic jacet.' +BERTRAM. Why, >_> if xDD you uWu have :3 a ^w^ stomach, >_> to't, >w< monsieuw. ;;w;; If xDD you think +x3 youw mystery uWu in ^w^ stwatagem ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this UwU instwument of honour +again x3 into :33 his OwO nyative ^-^ quawtew, be :33 magnyanyimous uWu in x3 the entewpwise, +ÚwÚ and OwO go xDD on; UwU I xDD wiww xDD gwace x3 the x3 attempt fow :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy >_> expwoit. ;;w;; If xDD you +^w^ speed weww uWu in :33 it, x3 the >w< Duke UwU shaww both speak of >w< it ÚwÚ and :3 extend to +xDD you >_> what further x3 becomes :33 his greatness, even to x3 the utmost +syllable of UwU ouw worthiness. +PAROLLES. ^-^ By x3 the uWu hand of :3 a sowdiew, UwU I xDD wiww undewtake :3 it. +BERTRAM. OwO But xDD you ^w^ must nyot nyow >_> swumbew uWu in :3 it. +PAROLLES. I'll about >w< it ÚwÚ this ^.^ evenying; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww presently OwO pen +down x3 my dilemmas, UwU encouwage mysewf uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ cewtainty, put mysewf +x3 into x3 my >w< mowtaw preparation; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ;;w;; midnyight wook to hear further +from x3 me. +BERTRAM. ^-^ May UwU I be bold to >w< acquaint :33 his Gwace xDD you OwO awe >_> gonye about :33 it? +PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what x3 the >w< success xDD wiww be, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but x3 the +x3 attempt UwU I UwU vow. +BERTRAM. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 th' awt valiant; x3 and, to x3 the of >w< thy sowdiewship, +xDD wiww uWu subscwibe fow thee. uWu Faweweww. +PAROLLES. UwU I wuv nyot UwU many ÚwÚ wowds. uWu Exit +^w^ SECOND WOWD. No ^.^ mowe than :3 a :33 fish loves >_> watew. Is nyot ÚwÚ this :3 a ;;w;; stwange +fewwow, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that UwU so >_> confidentwy ;;w;; seems to undewtake ÚwÚ this +business, which ^.^ he xDD knyows >_> is nyot to be donye; >_> damns >_< himsewf to UwU do, +ÚwÚ and x3 dawes xDD bettew be damn'd than to UwU do :3 't. +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> You UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow :3 him, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as ^.^ we xDD do. xDD Cewtain >w< it >_> is +:3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww ^.^ steaw >_< himsewf x3 into :3 a :33 man's favour, ÚwÚ and fow :3 a >_< week +escape :3 a great deal of discuvwies; >_> but when xDD you find ^.^ him ^.^ out, +xDD you uWu have ^.^ him OwO evew >w< aftew. +BERTRAM. Why, UwU do xDD you think ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< make nyo ^.^ deed uWu at aww of ÚwÚ this :3 that +UwU so sewiouswy ^.^ he does address >_< himsewf unto? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^-^ Nyonye uWu in x3 the wowwd; >_> but ^-^ wetuwn with >w< an invention, ÚwÚ and +>_< cwap ;;w;; upon xDD you >w< two ow >w< thwee probable uWu wies. OwO But ^.^ we uWu have almost +>_> emboss'd ^.^ him. >_> You UwU shaww >_> see :33 his faww to-nyight; fow ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he >_> is +nyot fow x3 youw :3 wowdship's wespect. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ We'ww >_< make xDD you x3 some spowt with x3 the fox ere ^.^ we case ^.^ him. +>w< He UwU was xDD fiwst OwO smok'd ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; owd Lord OwO Wafeu. x3 When :33 his xDD disguise ÚwÚ and +^.^ he >_> is parted, tell ;;w;; me >_> what :3 a ÚwÚ spwat xDD you UwU shaww find him; which xDD you +UwU shaww >_> see ÚwÚ this xDD vewy OwO nyight. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I ^w^ must OwO go wook x3 my ^-^ twigs; ^.^ he UwU shaww be caught. +BERTRAM. uWu Youw brother, ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO go :3 awong with x3 me. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 As't uWu pwease x3 youw wowdship. I'll OwO weave OwO you. uWu Exit +BERTRAM. Now xDD wiww UwU I lead xDD you to x3 the house, ÚwÚ and x3 show xDD you +uWu The :3 wass UwU I ^-^ spoke uWu of. +uWu FIWST WOWD. OwO But xDD you >_> say ^w^ she's honest. +BERTRAM. >w< That's aww x3 the ^-^ fauwt. UwU I ^-^ spoke with her >_> but ^w^ once, +xDD And >_> found her wondwous xDD cowd; >_> but UwU I sent to hew, +^-^ By ÚwÚ this same coxcomb :3 that ^.^ we uWu have :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; wind, +x3 Tokens ÚwÚ and x3 wettews which ^.^ she uWu did re-send; +xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is aww UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. >_> She's :3 a >w< faiw cweatuwe; +Will xDD you OwO go >_> see OwO hew? +uWu FIWST WOWD. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, x3 my OwO wowd. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE >w< 7. +Fwowence. uWu The WIDOW'S ;;w;; house + +Entew HEWENyA ÚwÚ and >_< WIDOW + +HEWENyA. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ misdoubt ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu she, +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how UwU I UwU shaww :33 assuwe xDD you further +OwO But UwU I UwU shaww wose x3 the grounds UwU I ^.^ wowk ^w^ upon. +uWu WIDOW. ;;w;; Though x3 my estate be >_< faww'n, UwU I UwU was weww born, +Nyothing >_> acquainted with these >_> businyesses; +xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot put x3 my >_< weputation nyow +^w^ In xDD any stainying act. +HEWENyA. x3 Nyow ^.^ wouwd UwU I ÚwÚ wish OwO you. +uWu FIWST UwU give ;;w;; me :33 twust x3 the xDD Count ^.^ he >_> is x3 my ^.^ husband, +xDD And >_> what to x3 youw sworn counsel UwU I uWu have >w< spoken +Is UwU so from ;;w;; wowd to wowd; ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD you cannot, +^-^ By x3 the ÚwÚ good >_> aid :3 that UwU I of xDD you UwU shaww UwU bowwow, +xDD Eww uWu in ^-^ bestowing :3 it. +uWu WIDOW. UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ bewieve uWu you; +For xDD you uWu have ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me :3 that which weww >_> appwuvs +Y'awe great uWu in xDD fowtunye. +HEWENyA. ^.^ Take ÚwÚ this >_< puwse of ^.^ gowd, +xDD And wet ;;w;; me UwU buy x3 youw xDD fwiendwy OwO hewp OwO thus far, +>_< Which UwU I xDD wiww over-pay ÚwÚ and x3 pay again +x3 When UwU I uWu have >_> found :3 it. uWu The xDD Count ^.^ he OwO woos x3 youw daughter +:3 Ways down :33 his >_< wanton ^-^ siege >w< befowe her >w< beauty, +Resolv'd to carry her. Let her uWu in OwO finye ^.^ consent, +;;w;; As we'll direct her >w< how UwU 'tis best to UwU beaw :3 it. +Now :33 his important :3 bwood xDD wiww >_< nyought UwU deny +:33 That ^.^ she'ww >_> demand. ^-^ A OwO wing x3 the xDD County ^-^ weaws +:33 That downward hath >_> succeeded uWu in :33 his ;;w;; house +Fwom >_< son to >_< son x3 some fouw ow five descents +Since x3 the xDD fiwst >w< fathew ÚwÚ wowe :3 it. This OwO wing ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds +^w^ In UwU most rich choice; ^w^ yet, uWu in :33 his idle ^w^ fiwe, +;;w;; To UwU buy :33 his :33 wiww, >w< it ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD seem ^w^ too deaw, +Howe'er ^w^ wepented >w< aftew. +uWu WIDOW. Now UwU I >_> see +uWu The :3 bottom of x3 youw puwpose. +HEWENyA. >_> You >_> see >w< it ÚwÚ wawfuw UwU then. ^.^ It >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe +OwO But :3 that x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, ere ^.^ she ;;w;; seems >_< as >_> won, +Desires ÚwÚ this wing; :33 appoints ^.^ him >w< an :33 encountew; +^w^ In uWu finye, xDD dewivews ;;w;; me to ^w^ fiww x3 the time, +>w< Hewsewf UwU most x3 chastewy UwU absent. >w< Aftew uWu this, +;;w;; To marry hew, I'll >_< add >w< thwee thousand :3 cwowns +;;w;; To >_> what >_> is :33 pass'd >_< awweady. +uWu WIDOW. UwU I uWu have yiewded. +Instruct x3 my daughter >w< how ^.^ she UwU shaww uWu pewsevew, +:33 That time ÚwÚ and :33 pwace with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; deceit UwU so ÚwÚ wawfuw +^-^ May ^-^ pwuv >_< cohewent. Evewy >w< nyight ^.^ he x3 comes +With UwU musics of aww sowts, ÚwÚ and songs xDD compos'd +;;w;; To her ^-^ unwowthinyess. ^.^ It >_< nyothing ^-^ steads >_> us +;;w;; To UwU chide ^.^ him from UwU ouw ^-^ eaves, fow ^.^ he :3 pewsists +;;w;; As >_> if :33 his >w< wife uWu way on :3 't. +HEWENyA. Why xDD then ^.^ to-nyight +Let >_> us OwO assay UwU ouw :33 pwot; ^w^ which, >_> if >w< it speed, +Is wicked meaning uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw OwO deed, +xDD And ÚwÚ wawfuw meaning uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw ÚwÚ act; +Whewe both nyot ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and yet :3 a x3 sinfuw x3 fact. +OwO But >_> wet's about :3 it. Exeunt + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +Without x3 the x3 Fwowentinye ÚwÚ camp + +Entew ^w^ SECOND >_< FWENCH >w< WOWD with five ow six othew SOLDIERS uWu in ^-^ ambush + +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He ^.^ can come nyo othew uWu way >_> but ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^.^ hedge-cownyew. +x3 When xDD you >_> sawwy ;;w;; upon :3 him, speak >_> what tewwibwe language xDD you :33 wiww; +^w^ though xDD you understand >w< it nyot ^w^ youwsewves, nyo mattew; fow ^.^ we ^w^ must +nyot xDD seem to understand :3 him, ^w^ unwess x3 some one ^-^ among us, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we +^w^ must produce fow >w< an x3 intewpwetew. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ Good ;;w;; captain, wet ;;w;; me be x3 th' x3 intewpwetew. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Awt nyot >_> acquainted with him? xDD Knyows ^.^ he nyot >w< thy :33 voice? +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO But >_> what linsey-woolsey >_> has xDD thou to speak to >_> us ^w^ again? +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. E'en xDD such >_< as xDD you speak to x3 me. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He ^w^ must think >_> us x3 some band of stwangews :33 i' x3 th' +UwU advewsawy's >w< entewtainment. Now ^.^ he hath :3 a ;;w;; smack of aww +ÚwÚ nyeighbouwing >_> wanguages, >_< thewefowe ^.^ we ^w^ must every one be :3 a x3 man of +:33 his UwU own fancy; nyot to ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ we speak one to another, UwU so ^.^ we +xDD seem to knyow, >_> is to ^.^ knyow ^w^ stwaight UwU ouw >w< puwpose: choughs' wanguage, +>_< gabbwe UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good enyough. ;;w;; As fow UwU you, interpreter, xDD you ^w^ must +xDD seem xDD vewy ^w^ powitic. OwO But couch, ho! OwO hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes; to beguile >w< two +>_> houws uWu in :3 a sweep, ÚwÚ and xDD then to ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw x3 the wies ^.^ he ^w^ fowges. + +Entew x3 PAWOWWES + +PAROLLES. uWu Ten OwO o'cwock. OwO Within these >w< thwee >_> houws 'twill be time +enough to OwO go >_> home. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_> say UwU I uWu have done? ^.^ It ^w^ must be :3 a +xDD vewy pwausive >w< invention :3 that xDD cawwies :3 it. ^-^ They x3 begin to >_< smoke OwO me; +ÚwÚ and disgraces uWu have of wate knyock'd to often uWu at x3 my UwU doow. UwU I find x3 my +>_> tongue >_> is ^w^ too ^-^ foowhawdy; >_> but x3 my >_< heawt hath x3 the feaw of uWu Maws +>w< befowe :33 it, ÚwÚ and of :33 his :33 cweatuwes, nyot daring x3 the ÚwÚ wepowts of x3 my +:33 tongue. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. This >_> is x3 the xDD fiwst uWu twuth :3 that ;;w;; e'ew ^.^ thinye UwU own >_> tongue UwU was +guiwty uWu of. +PAROLLES. >_> What x3 the ^.^ deviw >_> shouwd move ;;w;; me to undewtake x3 the wecuvwy +of ÚwÚ this dwum, ^.^ being nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant of x3 the xDD impossibiwity, ÚwÚ and +x3 knyowing UwU I xDD had nyo xDD such purpose? UwU I ^w^ must UwU give mysewf x3 some hurts, ÚwÚ and +>_> say UwU I ^w^ got them uWu in >_> expwoit. ÚwÚ Yet :3 swight ^-^ onyes xDD wiww nyot carry :3 it. +^-^ They xDD wiww >_> say >_> 'Came xDD you x3 off with UwU so x3 wittwe?' xDD And great ^-^ onyes UwU I +dawe nyot give. >_> Whewefowe, UwU what's x3 the :3 instance? Tongue, UwU I ^w^ must put +xDD you x3 into :3 a butterwoman's uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and UwU buy mysewf anyothew of +>_< Bajazet's ;;w;; muwe, >_> if xDD you ^w^ pwattwe ;;w;; me x3 into these >_> pewiws. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Is >w< it OwO possibwe ^.^ he >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and be :3 that +^.^ he :33 is? +PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the >_< cutting of x3 my xDD gawments ^.^ wouwd serve x3 the tuwn, +ow x3 the breaking of x3 my OwO Spanyish ^-^ swowd. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. We ;;w;; cannyot UwU affowd xDD you :3 so. +PAROLLES. :33 Ow x3 the baring of x3 my beawd; ÚwÚ and to >_> say >w< it UwU was uWu in +>_> stwatagem. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ;;w;; 'Twouwd nyot xDD do. +PAROLLES. :33 Ow to x3 dwown x3 my cwothes, ÚwÚ and >_> say UwU I UwU was xDD stwipp'd. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :33 Hawdwy ^.^ sewve. +PAROLLES. ;;w;; Though UwU I >w< swowe UwU I leap'd from x3 the window of x3 the >_< citadew- +^w^ SECOND WOWD. How deep? +PAROLLES. Thirty fathom. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Thwee great >w< oaths ^.^ wouwd scawce >_< make :3 that be believed. +PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had xDD any drum of x3 the UwU enyemy's; UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw UwU I +^w^ wecuvw'd :3 it. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_> You UwU shaww hear one x3 anyon. [Alarum ;;w;; within] +PAROLLES. ^-^ A drum nyow of x3 the uWu enyemy's! +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Throca x3 movousus, cargo, cargo, >_< cawgo. +uWu AWW. uWu Cawgo, cargo, cargo, ÚwÚ viwwianda OwO paw cowbo, >_< cawgo. +PAROLLES. >_< O, ransom, wansom! Do nyot hide >_< minye :3 eyes. +^w^ [They :3 bwindfowd >w< him] +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Boskos thromuldo >_> boskos. +PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe x3 the ^w^ Muskos' wegiment, +xDD And UwU I UwU shaww wose x3 my >w< wife fow ^.^ want of >_> wanguage. +;;w;; If there be OwO hewe German, ow OwO Danye, Low >w< Dutch, +Itawian, ow Fwench, wet ^.^ him speak to OwO me; +I'll OwO discuvw :3 that which UwU shaww undo x3 the Fwowentinye. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Boskos uWu vauvado. UwU I understand ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can speak >w< thy +:33 tongue. Kewewy-bonto, ^w^ siw, betake uWu thee to >w< thy ^w^ faith, fow +seventeen UwU ponyiawds OwO awe uWu at >w< thy ÚwÚ bosom. +PAROLLES. :3 O! +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_< O, pray, pray, pray! ÚwÚ Manka uWu wevanyia ^.^ duwche. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Oscowbiduwchos vowivowco. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. uWu The General >_> is :3 content to ^-^ spawe uWu thee :33 yet; +^.^ And, >_> hoodwink'd >_< as xDD thou awt, xDD wiww lead uWu thee on +;;w;; To gathew from thee. Haply xDD thou uWu mayst infowm +xDD Something to :3 save >w< thy life. +PAROLLES. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me x3 wive, +xDD And aww x3 the ^w^ secwets of UwU ouw ÚwÚ camp I'll show, +^-^ Theiw fowce, uWu theiw purposes. Nyay, I'll speak :3 that +>_< Which xDD you xDD wiww wonder at. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. OwO But wiwt xDD thou faithfully? +PAROLLES. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, damn x3 me. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Acordo OwO winta. +:3 Come xDD on; xDD thou awt >_> gwanted >w< space. +UwU Exit, x3 PAWOWWES guarded. ^-^ A showt OwO awawum within +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^w^ Go, tell x3 the xDD Count >w< Wousiwwon ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew +We uWu have caught x3 the ^.^ woodcock, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_< keep ^.^ him muffled +Tiww ^.^ we UwU do hear from OwO them. +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Captain, UwU I :33 wiww. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_> 'A xDD wiww ÚwÚ betway >_> us aww >w< unto ÚwÚ ouwsewves- +Inform on x3 that. +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. ^w^ So UwU I :33 wiww, sir. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Tiww xDD then I'll >_< keep ^.^ him dark ÚwÚ and >w< safewy wock'd. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. +Fwowence. uWu The WIDOW'S ;;w;; house + +Entew >_> BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and >_< DIANyA + +BERTRAM. ^-^ They told ;;w;; me :3 that x3 youw xDD nyame UwU was ÚwÚ Fontibeww. +DIANyA. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, :3 Dianya. +BERTRAM. :33 Titwed ÚwÚ goddess; +xDD And ^.^ wowth :33 it, with ^.^ addition! But, >w< faiw x3 souw, +^w^ In x3 youw OwO finye fwame hath wuv nyo x3 quawity? +;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ quick fire of :33 youth >w< wight nyot x3 youw UwU mind, +>_> You OwO awe nyo ^.^ maiden, >_> but :3 a monument; +x3 When xDD you OwO awe >_< dead, xDD you >_> shouwd be xDD such :3 a one +;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe now, fow xDD you OwO awe UwU cowd ÚwÚ and stern; +xDD And nyow xDD you >_> shouwd be >_< as x3 youw mothew UwU was +x3 When x3 youw x3 sweet self UwU was ^-^ got. +DIANyA. :33 She xDD then UwU was honest. +BERTRAM. ^w^ So >_> shouwd xDD you >w< be. +DIANyA. No. +OwO My mothew uWu did >_> but duty; xDD such, x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; As xDD you >_> owe to x3 youw x3 wife. +BERTRAM. No ^.^ mowe :3 o'that! +UwU I :33 pwithee UwU do nyot strive OwO against x3 my vows. +UwU I UwU was OwO compeww'd to >w< hew; >_> but UwU I wuv x3 the +^-^ By love's UwU own x3 sweet constraint, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww fow OwO evew +Do uWu thee aww wights of service. +DIANyA. Ay, UwU so xDD you serve >_> us +Tiww ^.^ we serve uWu you; >_> but when xDD you uWu have UwU ouw >_< woses +>_> You barely OwO weave UwU ouw thorns to uWu pwick ;;w;; ouwsewves, +xDD And ÚwÚ mock >_> us with UwU ouw ÚwÚ bawenyess. +BERTRAM. How uWu have UwU I ^-^ swown! +DIANyA. 'Tis nyot x3 the UwU many >w< oaths :3 that x3 makes x3 the truth, +OwO But x3 the uWu pwain :3 singwe vow :3 that >_> is ^.^ vow'd true. +>_> What >_> is nyot ;;w;; howy, :3 that ^.^ we >_< sweaw nyot UwU by, +OwO But OwO take x3 the High'st to witness. Then, pray UwU you, tell ;;w;; me: +;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd >_< sweaw ^.^ by Juv's great attributes +UwU I :3 wov'd xDD you ^-^ deawwy, ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^-^ bewieve x3 my >w< oaths +x3 When UwU I uWu did wuv xDD you >_> iww? This >_> has nyo ^-^ howding, +;;w;; To >_< sweaw ^.^ by ^.^ him ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ pwotest to wuv +:33 That UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ wowk OwO against ^.^ him. Therefore x3 youw >w< oaths +^w^ Awe wowds ÚwÚ and poor conditions, >_> but unseal'd- +At least uWu in x3 my opinyion. +BERTRAM. Change :33 it, change uWu it; +^w^ Be nyot UwU so OwO howy-cwuew. Wuv >_> is howy; +xDD And x3 my >_< integwity ^w^ nye'ew UwU knyew x3 the cwafts +:33 That xDD you UwU do :3 chawge ;;w;; men with. ;;w;; Stand nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ off, +OwO But UwU give >w< thysewf >w< unto x3 my >w< sick desires, +Who xDD then recovers. x3 Say xDD thou awt >_> minye, ÚwÚ and OwO evew +OwO My wuv >_< as >w< it ÚwÚ begins UwU shaww UwU so ^.^ pewsevew. +DIANyA. UwU I >_> see :3 that ;;w;; men >_< make ropes uWu in xDD such :3 a scawwe +:33 That we'll ^w^ fowsake uWu ouwsewves. Give ;;w;; me :3 that wing. +BERTRAM. I'll xDD wend >w< it ÚwÚ thee, x3 my deaw, >_> but uWu have nyo powew +;;w;; To UwU give >w< it from x3 me. +DIANyA. Will xDD you >_> nyot, x3 my xDD wowd? +BERTRAM. ^.^ It >_> is >w< an honour >_> 'wonging to UwU ouw house, +;;w;; Bequeathed down from UwU many ;;w;; ancestows; +>_< Which :3 wewe x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest obwoquy :33 i' x3 th' wowwd +^w^ In ;;w;; me to uWu wose. +DIANyA. Mine x3 honyouw's xDD such :3 a uWu wing: +OwO My chastity's x3 the jewel of UwU ouw house, +;;w;; Bequeathed down from UwU many ;;w;; ancestows; +>_< Which :3 wewe x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest obwoquy :33 i' x3 th' wowwd +^w^ In ;;w;; me to uWu wose. ^-^ Thus x3 youw UwU own OwO pwopew ^.^ wisdom +Bwings uWu in x3 the x3 champion xDD Honyouw on x3 my ÚwÚ pawt +^w^ Against x3 youw :33 vain xDD assauwt. +BERTRAM. Here, OwO take x3 my wing; +OwO My house, >_< minye honyouw, >w< yea, x3 my :3 wife, be xDD thinye, +xDD And I'll be bid ^.^ by thee. +DIANyA. x3 When ;;w;; midnyight ;;w;; comes, :3 knyock uWu at x3 my x3 chambew >_> window; +I'll order OwO take x3 my mothew UwU shaww nyot heaw. +Now xDD wiww UwU I :3 chawge xDD you uWu in x3 the band of truth, +x3 When xDD you uWu have conquer'd x3 my yet >_< maiden ^.^ bed, +Remain there >_> but >w< an ^-^ houw, nor speak to ;;w;; me: +OwO My weasons OwO awe UwU most strong; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow them +x3 When back again ÚwÚ this OwO wing UwU shaww be :33 dewivew'd. +xDD And on x3 youw finger uWu in x3 the >w< nyight I'll put +ÚwÚ Anyothew *hugs tightly* wing, :3 that >_> what uWu in time proceeds +^-^ May ;;w;; token to x3 the ÚwÚ futuwe UwU ouw x3 past >_> deeds. +^-^ Adieu >w< tiww :33 then; xDD then fail not. >_> You uWu have ^.^ won +^-^ A >w< wife of uWu me, ^w^ though there x3 my UwU hope be ^-^ donye. +BERTRAM. ^-^ A heaven on ^.^ eawth UwU I uWu have ^.^ won ^.^ by :33 wooing thee. +uWu Exit +DIANyA. For which ^w^ wive ^-^ wong to >_> thank both heaven ÚwÚ and me! +>_> You OwO may UwU so uWu in x3 the OwO end. +OwO My mothew told ;;w;; me >w< just >w< how ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd woo, +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ she sat in's heawt; ^.^ she ;;w;; says aww ;;w;; men +:3 Have x3 the ^.^ wike :33 oaths. >w< He xDD had sworn to marry ;;w;; me +x3 When :33 his ^w^ wife's UwU dead; >_< thewefowe I'll >_< wie with ^.^ him +x3 When UwU I ^w^ am buried. Since Fwenchmen OwO awe UwU so :3 bwaid, +Marry :3 that :33 wiww, UwU I ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and ^-^ die :3 a ^-^ maid. +>w< Onwy, uWu in ÚwÚ this disguise, UwU I xDD think't nyo x3 sin +;;w;; To UwU cozen ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ unjustwy :33 win. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. +uWu The x3 Fwowentinye ÚwÚ camp + +Entew x3 the >w< two >_< FWENCH LORDS, ÚwÚ and >w< two ow >w< thwee SOLDIERS + +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_> You uWu have nyot UwU given ^.^ him :33 his ;;w;; mothew's wettew? +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I uWu have deliv'red >w< it >w< an >_> houw since. >_> Thewe >_> is ^-^ something +OwO in't :3 that ^w^ stings :33 his >_< nyatuwe; fow on x3 the weading >w< it ^.^ he chang'd +almost x3 into anyothew man. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He >_> has much ÚwÚ wowthy uWu bwame laid ;;w;; upon ^.^ him fow ^.^ shaking x3 off +UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a >w< wife ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 sweet :3 a >_> wady. +uWu FIWST WOWD. >w< Especiawwy ^.^ he hath >_< incuwwed x3 the everlasting >_< dispweasuwe +of x3 the OwO King, who xDD had even ÚwÚ tun'd :33 his >_> bounty to ^.^ sing happinyess to +^.^ him. UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you :3 a ÚwÚ thing, >_> but xDD you UwU shaww wet >w< it dwell >_< dawkwy +with OwO you. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. x3 When xDD you uWu have >w< spoken :33 it, UwU 'tis >_< dead, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am x3 the :3 gwave +of :3 it. +uWu FIWST WOWD. >w< He hath perverted :3 a xDD young :33 gentwewoman OwO hewe uWu in >_< Fwowence, +of :3 a UwU most >w< chaste >_> wenyown; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >w< nyight ^.^ he fleshes :33 his xDD wiww uWu in +x3 the :33 spoiw of her honyouw. >w< He hath UwU given her :33 his :3 monyumentaw *hugs tightly* wing, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ thinks >_< himsewf UwU made uWu in x3 the ^w^ unchaste composition. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_> Nyow, ^w^ God deway UwU ouw ÚwÚ webewwion! ;;w;; As ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; ouwsewves, +>_> what ^.^ things OwO awe ^-^ we! +uWu FIWST WOWD. x3 Mewewy UwU ouw UwU own twaitows. xDD And >_< as uWu in x3 the ^w^ common course of +aww :3 tweasons ^.^ we still >_> see them ^-^ weveaw x3 themsewves >w< tiww ;;w;; they :3 attain +to uWu theiw >_> abhoww'd ;;w;; ends; UwU so ^.^ he :3 that uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu action contrives +OwO against :33 his UwU own nobility, uWu in :33 his OwO pwopew stweam, ^.^ o'ewfwows +himself. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Is >w< it nyot meant ^w^ damnyabwe uWu in >_> us to be trumpeters of UwU ouw +unwawfuw intents? We UwU shaww nyot xDD then uWu have :33 his >_< company :3 to-nyight? +uWu FIWST WOWD. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew midnyight; fow ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; dieted to :33 his hour. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :33 That >_< appwoaches :33 apace. UwU I ^.^ wouwd gwadwy uWu have ^.^ him >_> see :33 his +>_< company anatomiz'd, :3 that ^.^ he ^w^ might OwO take :3 a UwU measuwe of :33 his UwU own +xDD judgments, wherein UwU so OwO cuwiouswy ^.^ he xDD had uWu set ÚwÚ this xDD countewfeit. +uWu FIWST WOWD. We xDD wiww nyot UwU meddwe with ^.^ him >w< tiww ^.^ he >_< come; fow :33 his +x3 pwesence ^w^ must be x3 the whip of x3 the :3 othew. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^w^ In x3 the >_> meantime, >_> what hear xDD you of these waws? +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I hear there >_> is >w< an ^.^ uvwtuwe of peace. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Nyay, UwU I :33 assuwe UwU you, :3 a uWu peace x3 concwuded. +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> What xDD wiww xDD Count >w< Wousiwwon UwU do ^w^ then? Will ^.^ he travel +xDD highew, ow ^-^ wetuwn again x3 into France? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I ÚwÚ pewceive, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this demand, xDD you OwO awe nyot ;;w;; awtogethew +of :33 his :3 counsew. +uWu FIWST WOWD. Let >w< it be OwO fowbid, sir! ^w^ So >_> shouwd UwU I be :3 a great deal +of :33 his act. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU Siw, :33 his :3 wife, x3 some >w< two ^w^ months since, ^w^ fwed from :33 his +ÚwÚ house. :3 Hew >_< pwetence >_> is :3 a pilgrimage to Saint ^-^ Jaques ^.^ we UwU Gwand; +which >w< howy x3 undewtaking with UwU most :33 austewe >_> sanctimony ^.^ she +accomplish'd; x3 and, there ÚwÚ wesiding, x3 the :33 tendewnyess of her ÚwÚ nyatuwe +ÚwÚ became >_< as :3 a prey to her gwief; uWu in uWu finye, UwU made :3 a gwoan of her >w< wast +:33 bweath, ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ she ^-^ sings uWu in UwU heaven. +uWu FIWST WOWD. How >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< justified? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu The stronger ÚwÚ pawt of >w< it ^.^ by her UwU own letters, which +x3 makes her ^-^ stowy true even to x3 the :33 point of her death. :3 Hew :33 death +itself, which couwd nyot be her ^.^ office to >_> say >_> is come, UwU was +x3 faithfuwwy >w< confiwm'd ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ wectow of x3 the ;;w;; pwace. +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_< Hath x3 the xDD Count aww ÚwÚ this intelligence? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD pawticuwaw OwO confiwmations, :33 point from +UwU point, to x3 the full awming of x3 the >_> vewity. +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I ^w^ am UwU heawtiwy sowwy :3 that he'ww be uWu gwad of UwU this. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. How >w< mightiwy x3 sometimes ^.^ we >_< make >_> us UwU comfowts of UwU ouw +:33 wosses! +uWu FIWST WOWD. xDD And >w< how >w< mightiwy x3 some othew times ^.^ we x3 dwown UwU ouw ^.^ gain uWu in +:3 teaws! uWu The great dignity :3 that :33 his valour hath OwO hewe >_< acquiw'd fow +^.^ him UwU shaww uWu at ^.^ home be encount'wed with :3 a ^-^ shame >_< as ample. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu The uWu web of UwU ouw >w< wife >_> is of :3 a >w< mingwed yawn, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and :33 iww +together. Our uWu viwtues ^.^ wouwd be OwO pwoud >_> if UwU ouw :33 fauwts x3 whipt them +x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and UwU ouw crimes ^.^ wouwd despair >_> if ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot chewish'd ^.^ by +UwU ouw virtues. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +How ^.^ nyow? :3 Whewe's x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? +SEWVANT. >w< He >w< met x3 the >w< Duke uWu in x3 the stweet, siw; of ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he hath :33 taken +:3 a solemn >_< weave. ÚwÚ His OwO wowdship xDD wiww :3 nyext mownying fow Fwance. uWu The +>w< Duke hath :33 offewed ^.^ him x3 wettews of commendations to x3 the ;;w;; King. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^-^ They UwU shaww be nyo ^.^ mowe than needful thewe, >_> if ;;w;; they :3 wewe +^.^ mowe than ;;w;; they ^.^ can commend. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ They ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ too x3 sweet fow x3 the >_< King's tawtnyess. +>_> Hewe's :33 his OwO wowdship now. + +Entew >_> BEWTWAM + +How now, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 is't nyot ÚwÚ aftew midnyight? +BERTRAM. UwU I uWu have ^.^ to-nyight x3 dispatch'd :33 sixteen businesses, :3 a month's +:33 wength ^-^ apiece; ^.^ by >w< an abstract of success: UwU I uWu have x3 congied with x3 the +;;w;; Duke, donye x3 my xDD adieu with :33 his >_> nyeawest; buried :3 a :3 wife, mouwn'd fow +>w< hew; ^-^ wwit to x3 my uWu wady mothew UwU I ^w^ am wetuwnying; entertain'd x3 my +convoy; ÚwÚ and ^-^ between these :33 main x3 pawcews of dispatch :33 effected UwU many +>_< nyicew UwU nyeeds. uWu The >w< wast UwU was x3 the greatest, >_> but :3 that UwU I uWu have nyot >_< ended >_> yet. -x3 SECOND LORD. >w< If OwO the ^-^ businyess >w< be >_> of ^-^ any UwU difficuwty ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD mownying ->_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe hence, ^.^ it xDD wequiwes haste >_> of >_> youw >_> wowdship. -BERTRAM. I UwU mean OwO the ^-^ businyess :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< ended, as feawing ^-^ to hear >_> of ^.^ it -hereafter. But uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 this >_< diawogue :3 between OwO the Foow ÚwÚ and -OwO the Soldier? ^w^ Come, bwing :3 fowth :3 this >w< countewfeit >_> moduwe >_> has -:33 deceiv'd me >_< wike :3 a doubwe-meanying prophesier. -x3 SECOND LORD. >_< Bwing him fowth. [Exeunt SOLDIERS] xDD Has xDD sat >w< i' th' -stocks >w< aww night, UwU poow x3 gawwant knave. -BERTRAM. :3 Nyo matter; his ^.^ heews ^.^ have deserv'd it, in uWu usuwping his -^w^ spuws OwO so UwU wong. OwO How OwO does ^.^ he carry >w< himsewf? -x3 SECOND LORD. I ^.^ have told >_> youw ^.^ wowdship already OwO the stocks carry ->_> him. But ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew you as you would >w< be uWu undewstood: ^.^ he ÚwÚ weeps >_< wike -:3 a wench UwU that xDD had shed xDD hew ^-^ miwk; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 confess'd ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to -Morgan, xDD whom ^.^ he ^-^ supposes ^-^ to >w< be :3 a >_> fwiaw, ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU time >_> of his -wemembwance ^-^ to :3 this vewy x3 instant >w< disastew >_> of his setting >w< i' th' -^w^ stocks. And what ÚwÚ think you ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< confess'd? -BERTRAM. Nyothing >_> of uWu me, >_> has 'a? -x3 SECOND LORD. His >_< confession :3 is >w< taken, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; wead ^-^ to his -^.^ face; ^-^ if >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >w< be ^w^ in't, as I believe you awe, you >w< must -^.^ have OwO the >_< patience ^-^ to hear it. - -x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and -OwO FIWST SOLDIER as OwO intewpwetew - -BERTRAM. OwO A pwague x3 upon :3 him! ÚwÚ muffwed! ÚwÚ He can uWu say nyothing >_> of >_> me. -x3 SECOND LORD. uWu Hush, x3 hush! :33 Hoodman comes. >w< Powtotawtawossa. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ He calls uWu fow OwO the towtuwes. What uWu wiww you uWu say ^-^ without -;;w;; 'em? ->w< PAWOWWES. I uWu wiww x3 confess what I xDD knyow ^-^ without constraint; ^-^ if ye -^.^ pinch me >_< wike :3 a :3 pasty, I can uWu say nyo more. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ Bosko x3 chimuwcho. -x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Bobwibindo OwO chicuwmuwco. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu YOU awe :3 a mewcifuw ^.^ genyewaw. Our x3 Genyewaw >_< bids you -ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to what I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask you >_< out >_> of :3 a >_< nyote. ->w< PAWOWWES. And truly, as I >w< hope ^-^ to wive. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. 'First >_> demand >_> of him how many horse OwO the UwU Duke :3 is -xDD stwong.' What uWu say you ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? ->w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ Five ^w^ ow OwO six thousand; uWu but vewy uWu weak ÚwÚ and unsewviceabwe. -The twoops awe >w< aww scattered, ÚwÚ and OwO the commandews vewy UwU poow -rogues, x3 upon my weputation ÚwÚ and >_< cwedit, ÚwÚ and as I >w< hope ^-^ to wive. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 Shaww I xDD set ;;w;; down >_> youw ÚwÚ answew so? ->w< PAWOWWES. ^-^ Do; I'll UwU take OwO the sacrament uWu on ;;w;; 't, how ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which uWu way you -uWu wiww. -BERTRAM. x3 Aww's ^-^ onye ^-^ to >_> him. What :3 a past-saving ^w^ swave :3 is x3 this! -x3 SECOND LORD. Y'awe uWu deceiv'd, my ^w^ wowd; :3 this :3 is :33 Monsieuw :3 Pawowwes, -OwO the x3 gawwant militarist-that ÚwÚ was his >_> own >_> phwase-that xDD had OwO the xDD whowe -theowic >_> of OwO waw in OwO the knot >_> of his scawf, ÚwÚ and OwO the practice in OwO the -xDD chape >_> of his dagger. -OwO FIWST LORD. I uWu wiww never xDD twust :3 a man UwU again uWu fow UwU keeping his >_< swowd -clean; :3 nyow believe ^.^ he can ^.^ have OwO evewything in him uWu by wearing his -apparel xDD nyeatwy. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, that's xDD set down. ->w< PAWOWWES. uWu 'Five ^w^ ow OwO six ^w^ thousand ^.^ howse' I OwO said-I uWu wiww uWu say uWu twue- 'ow -theweabouts' xDD set down, uWu fow I'll speak :33 twuth. -x3 SECOND LORD. >w< He's vewy ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >w< twuth in ÚwÚ this. -BERTRAM. But I UwU con him nyo ^w^ thanks uWu fow't in OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ he delivers it. ->w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ 'Poow xDD wogues' I pray you >w< say. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, that's xDD set down. ->w< PAWOWWES. I humbly :3 thank you, sir. OwO A ÚwÚ twuth's :3 a :33 twuth-the uWu wogues awe -^-^ mawvewwous :33 poow. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. 'Demand >_> of him >_> of what OwO stwength uWu they awe xDD a-foot.' -What uWu say you ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? ->w< PAWOWWES. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to live :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD houw, I -uWu wiww tell true. >_> Wet me see: :33 Spuwio, :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and fifty; -^-^ Sebastian, OwO so many; ^-^ Cowambus, OwO so many; ^.^ Jaques, OwO so many; xDD Guiwtian, -UwU Cosmo, ÚwÚ Wodowick, ÚwÚ and UwU Gwatii, two ^-^ hundwed ^w^ fifty each; >_< minye >_> own -^.^ company, Chitophew, Vaumond, ÚwÚ Bentii, two ^-^ hundwed ^w^ fifty each; OwO so -UwU that OwO the ^.^ mustew-fiwe, rotten ÚwÚ and ^w^ sound, x3 upon my xDD wife, xDD amounts ^.^ nyot -^-^ to ^w^ fifteen ^w^ thousand poww; half >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which dare ^.^ nyot >_< shake OwO the -snyow ^-^ fwom x3 off theiw >_< cassocks west uWu they >_< shake themsewves ^-^ to -ÚwÚ pieces. -BERTRAM. What uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye ^-^ to OwO him? -x3 SECOND LORD. UwU Nyothing, uWu but let him ^.^ have :33 thanks. :33 Demand >_> of him my -condition, ÚwÚ and what ÚwÚ cwedit I ^.^ have with OwO the >_> Duke. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, that's xDD set down. >_< 'You uWu shaww >_> demand >_> of him -whethew ^-^ onye x3 Captain ^-^ Dumain >w< be >w< i' th' camp, :3 a Fwenchman; what his -weputation :3 is with OwO the Duke, what his valour, ;;w;; honyesty, ^.^ expewtnyess -in ÚwÚ waws; ^w^ ow whethew ^.^ he OwO thinks ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot possible, with -x3 weww-weighing ÚwÚ sums >_> of ^.^ gowd, ^-^ to corrupt him ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ wevowt.' What uWu say -you ^-^ to uWu this? What ^-^ do you xDD knyow >_> of it? ->w< PAWOWWES. I uWu beseech you, let me ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to OwO the pawticuwaw >_> of OwO the -inter'gatories. :33 Demand them singwy. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Do you xDD knyow :3 this x3 Captain ^w^ Dumain? ->w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow UwU him: UwU 'a ÚwÚ was :3 a botcher's >_< pwentice in Pawis, ^-^ fwom -:3 whence ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu whipt uWu fow ;;w;; getting OwO the >_< shwieve's OwO foow with >w< chiwd-a -OwO dumb innyocent UwU that :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu say him nyay. -BERTRAM. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by >_> youw leave, howd >_> youw OwO hands; >w< though I xDD knyow his ->w< bwains awe uWu fowfeit ^-^ to OwO the next UwU tiwe UwU that ^.^ fawws. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, :3 is :3 this x3 captain in OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Fwowence's -OwO camp? ->w< PAWOWWES. :3 Upon my ^.^ knyowwedge, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_< wousy. -x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 upon me; ^-^ we uWu shaww hear >_> of >_> youw -^.^ wowdship x3 anyon. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What :3 is his weputation with OwO the OwO Duke? ->w< PAWOWWES. The UwU Duke knows him uWu fow nyo uWu othew uWu but :3 a UwU poow ^w^ officew >_> of -mine; ÚwÚ and :3 wwit ^-^ to me :3 this uWu othew :3 day ^-^ to xDD tuwn him >_< out o' th' >w< band. -I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have his letter in my >_< pocket. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ we'ww search. ->w< PAWOWWES. UwU In good uWu sadnyess, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know; ;;w;; eithew ^.^ it :3 is there ^w^ ow ^.^ it -:3 is x3 upon :3 a file with OwO the >w< Duke's uWu othew letters in my >w< tent. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Hewe 'tis; >w< hewe's :3 a >w< papew. :33 Shaww I ;;w;; wead ^.^ it ^-^ to you? ->w< PAWOWWES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ it ^w^ ow nyo. -BERTRAM. Our OwO intewpwetew OwO does ^.^ it :33 weww. -x3 SECOND LORD. Excellently. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'Dian, OwO the ^.^ Count's :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of ->_< gowd.' ->w< PAWOWWES. :33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< Duke's letter, siw; UwU that :3 is OwO an -xDD advewtisement ^-^ to :3 a pwopew maid in Fwowence, ^-^ onye Diana, ^-^ to UwU take -^w^ heed >_> of OwO the OwO awwuwement >_> of ^-^ onye UwU Count ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, :3 a foowish :33 idwe -OwO boy, uWu but uWu fow >w< aww UwU that vewy ÚwÚ wuttish. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, >w< put ^.^ it OwO up -again. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ;;w;; wead ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst uWu by >_> youw OwO favouw. ->w< PAWOWWES. UwU My meaning ^w^ in't, I protest, ÚwÚ was vewy >w< honyest in OwO the behawf ->_> of OwO the >_< maid; uWu fow I knew OwO the x3 young UwU Count ^-^ to >w< be :3 a dangewous ÚwÚ and ->w< wascivious OwO boy, ^-^ who :3 is :3 a whale ^-^ to virginity, ÚwÚ and devouws OwO up >w< aww -OwO the UwU fwy ^.^ it finds. -BERTRAM. ^-^ Damnyabwe both-sides wogue! -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^-^ [Weads] ->w< 'When ^.^ he >_< sweaws oaths, ;;w;; bid him >_> dwop ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and UwU take xDD it; -:33 Aftew ^.^ he scowes, ^.^ he never OwO pays OwO the score. -Hawf xDD won :3 is ^-^ match ;;w;; weww ^w^ made; UwU match, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^-^ make xDD it; -ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew OwO pays uWu aftew-debts, UwU take ^.^ it >_> befowe. -And uWu say :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, >_> Dian, told ÚwÚ thee :33 this: -Men awe ^-^ to mell OwO with, :3 boys awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to kiss; ->_< Fow ;;w;; count >_> of this, OwO the ^.^ Count's :3 a fool, I xDD knyow it, -OwO Who OwO pays OwO befowe, uWu but ^.^ nyot when ^.^ he OwO does owe it. -Thine, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in UwU thinye eaw, -PAROLLES.' -BERTRAM. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be uWu whipt OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; awmy with :3 this x3 whyme :33 in's +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ;;w;; If x3 the business be of xDD any difficulty ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this mownying +x3 youw :3 depawtuwe hence, >w< it uWu wequiwes ^.^ haste of x3 youw wowdship. +BERTRAM. UwU I >_> mean x3 the business >_> is nyot ended, >_< as feawing to hear of >w< it +x3 heweaftew. OwO But UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu have ÚwÚ this UwU diawogue ^-^ between x3 the uWu Foow ÚwÚ and +x3 the Sowdiew? ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing fowth ÚwÚ this OwO countewfeit moduwe >_> has +>_> deceiv'd ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a uWu doubwe-meanying :3 pwophesiew. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Bring ^.^ him forth. UwU [Exeunt :3 SOWDIEWS] x3 Has sat :33 i' x3 th' +stocks aww night, poor OwO gawwant knave. +BERTRAM. No mattew; :33 his heels uWu have OwO desewv'd :33 it, uWu in usuwping :33 his +:33 spuws UwU so wong. How does ^.^ he carry :33 himsewf? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I uWu have told x3 youw OwO wowdship xDD awweady x3 the stocks carry +^.^ him. OwO But to answew xDD you >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd be understood: ^.^ he ^.^ weeps ^.^ wike +:3 a OwO wench :3 that xDD had x3 shed her miwk; ^.^ he hath >_> confess'd >_< himsewf to +ÚwÚ Mowgan, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he supposes to be :3 a >_< fwiaw, from x3 the time of :33 his +wemembwance to ÚwÚ this xDD vewy x3 instant xDD disastew of :33 his >w< setting :33 i' x3 th' +^w^ stocks. xDD And >_> what think xDD you ^.^ he hath :3 confess'd? +BERTRAM. Nyothing of uWu me, >_> has >_< 'a? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ÚwÚ His >_> confession >_> is >_< taken, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU shaww be ^w^ wead to :33 his +face; >_> if x3 youw OwO wowdship be OwO in't, >_< as UwU I ^-^ bewieve xDD you awe, xDD you ^w^ must +uWu have x3 the uWu patience to hear :3 it. + +Entew x3 PAWOWWES >w< guawded, ÚwÚ and +uWu FIWST ;;w;; SOWDIEW >_< as ^.^ intewpwetew + +BERTRAM. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon x3 him! x3 muffwed! >w< He ^.^ can >_> say >_< nyothing of x3 me. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. H-Hush, UwU hush! :3 Hoodman ^w^ comes. Portotartarossa. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >w< He ;;w;; cawws fow x3 the tortures. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you >_> say ^-^ without +OwO 'em? +PAROLLES. UwU I xDD wiww x3 confess >_> what UwU I ^.^ knyow ^-^ without UwU constwaint; >_> if OwO ye +pinch ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ pasty, UwU I ^.^ can >_> say nyo more. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ^.^ Bosko >w< chimuwcho. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO Bobwibindo xDD chicuwmuwco. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. YOU OwO awe :3 a mewcifuw genyewaw. Our General UwU bids xDD you +answew to >_> what UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ ask xDD you x3 out of :3 a note. +PAROLLES. xDD And OwO twuwy, >_< as UwU I UwU hope to wive. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. 'First ;;w;; demand of ^.^ him >w< how UwU many UwU howse x3 the >w< Duke >_> is +^w^ stwong.' >_> What >_> say xDD you to ^-^ that? +PAROLLES. :3 Five ow six :33 thousand; >_> but xDD vewy xDD weak ÚwÚ and UwU unsewviceabwe. +uWu The troops OwO awe aww scattewed, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< commandews xDD vewy poor +;;w;; wogues, ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< weputation ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwedit, ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU I UwU hope to wive. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Shall UwU I uWu set down x3 youw answew so? +PAROLLES. >w< Do; I'll OwO take x3 the sacwament on :3 't, >w< how ÚwÚ and which uWu way xDD you +:33 wiww. +BERTRAM. ^-^ Aww's one to ^.^ him. >_> What :3 a ^w^ past-saving ;;w;; swave >_> is x3 this! +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Y'awe ^.^ deceiv'd, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ this >_> is ;;w;; Monsieuw Parolles, +x3 the OwO gawwant xDD miwitawist-that UwU was :33 his UwU own phrase-that xDD had x3 the whole +^-^ theowic of >w< waw uWu in x3 the >_< knyot of :33 his OwO scawf, ÚwÚ and x3 the pwactice uWu in x3 the +chape of :33 his >w< daggew. +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew :33 twust :3 a x3 man again fow ^w^ keeping :33 his xDD swowd +cwean; nor ^-^ bewieve ^.^ he ^.^ can uWu have evewything uWu in ^.^ him ^.^ by UwU weawing :33 his +apparel nyeatwy. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, ^w^ that's uWu set down. +PAROLLES. ^-^ 'Five ow six thousand UwU howse' UwU I OwO said-I xDD wiww >_> say UwU twue- :3 'ow +thereabouts' uWu set ;;w;; down, fow I'll speak truth. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. He's xDD vewy nyeaw x3 the uWu twuth uWu in UwU this. +BERTRAM. OwO But UwU I UwU con ^.^ him nyo thanks for't uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ he xDD dewivews :3 it. +PAROLLES. 'Poor uWu wogues' UwU I pray xDD you :3 say. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, ^w^ that's uWu set down. +PAROLLES. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank UwU you, sir. ^-^ A ^-^ twuth's :3 a truth-the rogues OwO awe +marvellous :3 poow. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. 'Demand of ^.^ him of >_> what ÚwÚ stwength ;;w;; they OwO awe a-foot.' +>_> What >_> say xDD you to ^-^ that? +PAROLLES. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ^w^ siw, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe to ^w^ wive ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ^-^ houw, UwU I +xDD wiww tell true. Let ;;w;; me OwO see: Spuwio, :3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and ^.^ fifty; +UwU Sebastian, UwU so UwU many; ;;w;; Cowambus, UwU so UwU many; >w< Jaques, UwU so UwU many; ^.^ Guiwtian, +Cosmo, Lodowick, ÚwÚ and Gwatii, >w< two :3 hundwed :33 fifty >_> each; >_< minye UwU own +xDD company, Chitophew, Vaumond, ^w^ Bentii, >w< two :3 hundwed :33 fifty >_> each; UwU so +:3 that x3 the muster-file, wotten ÚwÚ and sound, ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 wife, amounts nyot +to >_< fifteen thousand >_< poww; half of x3 the which dawe nyot ;;w;; shake x3 the +>w< snyow from x3 off uWu theiw UwU cassocks xDD west ;;w;; they ;;w;; shake x3 themsewves to +x3 pieces. +BERTRAM. >_> What UwU shaww be donye to him? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU Nyothing, >_> but wet ^.^ him uWu have :33 thanks. xDD Demand of ^.^ him x3 my +^w^ condition, ÚwÚ and >_> what cwedit UwU I uWu have with x3 the uWu Duke. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, ^w^ that's uWu set down. >_< 'You UwU shaww ;;w;; demand of ^.^ him +>w< whethew one uWu Captain Dumain be :33 i' x3 th' :3 camp, :3 a xDD Fwenchman; >_> what :33 his +>_< weputation >_> is with x3 the ;;w;; Duke, >_> what :33 his uWu vawouw, :3 honyesty, ;;w;; expewtnyess +uWu in x3 waws; ow >w< whethew ^.^ he ^w^ thinks >w< it :3 wewe nyot ÚwÚ possibwe, with +:33 weww-weighing uWu sums of ^.^ gowd, to corrupt ^.^ him to :3 a ÚwÚ wevowt.' >_> What >_> say +xDD you to :3 this? >_> What UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow of :33 it? +PAROLLES. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, wet ;;w;; me answew to x3 the xDD pawticuwaw of x3 the +inter'gatories. xDD Demand them singly. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this uWu Captain ÚwÚ Dumain? +PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 him: xDD 'a UwU was :3 a botcher's xDD pwentice uWu in >_< Pawis, from +>_> whence ^.^ he UwU was x3 whipt fow UwU getting x3 the shwieve's >w< foow with chiwd-a +UwU dumb innocent :3 that couwd nyot >_> say ^.^ him nyay. +BERTRAM. Nyay, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, howd x3 youw hands; ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his +brains OwO awe forfeit to x3 the :3 nyext tiwe :3 that ^w^ fawws. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, >_> is ÚwÚ this UwU captain uWu in x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Fwowence's +camp? +PAROLLES. >_> Upon x3 my ^-^ knyowwedge, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and lousy. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Nyay, wook nyot UwU so ;;w;; upon OwO me; ^.^ we UwU shaww hear of x3 youw +OwO wowdship x3 anyon. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_> What >_> is :33 his >_< weputation with x3 the Duke? +PAROLLES. uWu The >w< Duke xDD knyows ^.^ him fow nyo othew >_> but :3 a poor officer of +minye; ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwit to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this othew day to turn ^.^ him x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU band. +UwU I think UwU I uWu have :33 his >_> wettew uWu in x3 my ^-^ pocket. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. OwO Mawwy, we'll seawch. +PAROLLES. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good xDD sadnyess, UwU I UwU do nyot know; xDD eithew >w< it >_> is there ow >w< it +>_> is ;;w;; upon :3 a file with x3 the Duke's othew x3 wettews uWu in x3 my uWu tent. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Hewe ÚwÚ 'tis; hewe's :3 a ^.^ papew. Shall UwU I ^w^ wead >w< it to you? +PAROLLES. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow >_> if >w< it be >w< it ow >w< nyo. +BERTRAM. Our ^.^ intewpwetew does >w< it well. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu Excewwentwy. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. [Weads] 'Dian, x3 the OwO Count's :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and full of +>_> gowd.' +PAROLLES. :33 That >_> is nyot x3 the Duke's letter, siw; :3 that >_> is >w< an +:33 advewtisement to :3 a OwO pwopew >_< maid uWu in >_< Fwowence, one OwO Dianya, to OwO take +:3 heed of x3 the ÚwÚ awwuwement of one xDD Count :33 Wousiwwon, :3 a >_< foowish idle +^-^ boy, >_> but fow aww :3 that xDD vewy UwU wuttish. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, put >w< it x3 up +;;w;; again. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Nyay, I'll ^w^ wead >w< it xDD fiwst ^.^ by x3 youw UwU favouw. +PAROLLES. OwO My meaning OwO in't, UwU I protest, UwU was xDD vewy xDD honyest uWu in x3 the behawf +of x3 the >_> maid; fow UwU I UwU knyew x3 the xDD young xDD Count to be :3 a uWu dangewous ÚwÚ and +OwO wascivious ^-^ boy, who >_> is :3 a OwO whawe to ^-^ viwginyity, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ devouws x3 up aww +x3 the fwy >w< it >_> finds. +BERTRAM. Damnable ^w^ both-sides UwU wogue! +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. [Weads] +^-^ 'When ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweaws oaths, bid ^.^ him >_< dwop ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and OwO take uWu it; +>w< Aftew ^.^ he uWu scowes, ^.^ he >_< nyevew >w< pays x3 the >_< scowe. +>_> Hawf ^.^ won >_> is >_< match weww ÚwÚ made; ;;w;; match, ÚwÚ and weww >_< make uWu it; +>w< He ^w^ nye'ew >w< pays after-debts, OwO take >w< it befowe. +xDD And >_> say :3 a sowdiew, OwO Dian, told uWu thee :33 this: +OwO Men OwO awe to uWu meww OwO with, >_< boys OwO awe nyot to >_< kiss; +For ;;w;; count of uWu this, x3 the OwO Count's :3 a x3 foow, UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 it, +Who >w< pays x3 befowe, >_> but nyot when ^.^ he does >_> owe :3 it. +Thinye, >_< as ^.^ he ^.^ vow'd to uWu thee uWu in ^.^ thinye eaw, +PAWOWWES.' +BERTRAM. >w< He UwU shaww be x3 whipt ^w^ thwough x3 the ^.^ awmy with ÚwÚ this ^-^ whyme in's forehead. -OwO FIWST LORD. :3 This :3 is >_> youw OwO devoted OwO fwiend, ;;w;; siw, OwO the manifold -winguist, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 amnyipotent sowdiew. -BERTRAM. I :33 couwd >_> enduwe ^w^ anything before uWu but :3 a ^w^ cat, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :33 he's :3 a -ÚwÚ cat ^-^ to >_> me. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I perceive, ;;w;; siw, uWu by ^-^ ouw >_< Genyewaw's looks ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be -fain ^-^ to >_> hang you. ->w< PAWOWWES. UwU My xDD wife, ;;w;; siw, in ^-^ any case! :3 Nyot UwU that I x3 am ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to x3 die, -uWu but UwU that, my offences being many, I would ^w^ wepent >_< out OwO the -remainder >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. >_> Wet me live, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a ^.^ dungeon, >w< i' th' -:33 stocks, ^w^ ow anywhere, OwO so I ^-^ may wive. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< We'ww UwU see what ^-^ may >w< be >_< donye, OwO so you x3 confess x3 fweewy; -^.^ thewefowe, UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to :3 this x3 Captain OwO Dumain: you ^.^ have xDD answew'd ^-^ to -his weputation with OwO the Duke, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his ^.^ vawouw; what :3 is his -x3 honyesty? ->w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww steal, ;;w;; siw, OwO an egg >_< out >_> of :3 a cloister; uWu fow x3 wapes -ÚwÚ and ^.^ wavishments ^.^ he parallels x3 Nyessus. ÚwÚ He professes ^.^ nyot UwU keeping >_> of -:3 oaths; in breaking >w< 'em ^.^ he :3 is stronger than :33 Hewcuwes. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >_< wie, -;;w;; siw, with such OwO vowubiwity UwU that you would ÚwÚ think >w< twuth ;;w;; wewe :3 a >_> foow. -xDD Dwunkennyess :3 is his :33 best uWu viwtue, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be swinye-dwunk; ÚwÚ and -in his ;;w;; sweep ^.^ he OwO does wittwe :33 hawm, :33 save ^-^ to his ^-^ bedcwothes about -him; uWu but uWu they xDD knyow his >_< conditions ÚwÚ and uWu way him in :33 stwaw. I ^.^ have -uWu but wittwe ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, >_> of his x3 honyesty. ÚwÚ He >_> has OwO evewything -UwU that OwO an >w< honyest man shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have; what OwO an >w< honyest man shouwd -^.^ have ^.^ he >_> has nothing. -x3 SECOND LORD. I begin ^-^ to love him uWu fow ÚwÚ this. -BERTRAM. >_< Fow :3 this ;;w;; descwiption >_> of UwU thinye x3 honyesty? OwO A UwU pox x3 upon :3 him! >_< Fow -uWu me, :33 he's ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :3 a cat. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What uWu say you ^-^ to his ^.^ expewtnyess in ÚwÚ waw? ->w< PAWOWWES. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, >_> has wed OwO the uWu dwum before OwO the Engwish -x3 twagedians-to bewie him I uWu wiww xDD nyot-and ^-^ mowe >_> of his soldier-ship -I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ except in UwU that ;;w;; countwy ^.^ he xDD had OwO the uWu honyouw ^-^ to >w< be OwO the -^w^ officew at :3 a place there called UwU Miwe-end ^-^ to uWu instwuct uWu fow OwO the -doubwing >_> of ^.^ fiwes-I would ^-^ do OwO the man what uWu honyouw I >_< can-but >_> of -:3 this I x3 am ^.^ nyot >w< cewtain. -x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 out-viwwain'd viwwainy OwO so :3 faw UwU that OwO the rarity -;;w;; wedeems >_> him. -BERTRAM. OwO A UwU pox uWu on :3 him! :33 he's :3 a ÚwÚ cat ^.^ stiww. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. His ^-^ quawities being at :3 this UwU poow x3 pwice, I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot -^-^ to ÚwÚ ask you ^-^ if gold uWu wiww corrupt him ^-^ to uWu wevowt. ->w< PAWOWWES. >_> Siw, uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ cawdecue ^.^ he uWu wiww ;;w;; seww OwO the xDD fee-simpwe >_> of his ->_> sawvation, OwO the inheritance >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut th' ^w^ entaiw ^-^ fwom >w< aww -remainders ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 pewpetuaw UwU succession uWu fow ^.^ it :3 pewpetuawwy. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What's his :33 bwothew, OwO the uWu othew x3 Captain ^w^ Dumain? -OwO FIWST LORD. UwU Why OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask him >_> of x3 me? -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What's x3 he? ->w< PAWOWWES. uWu E'en :3 a crow o' th' >_> same ^w^ nyest; ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew OwO so gweat as -OwO the ^.^ fiwst in goodness, uWu but gweatew :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw in :33 eviw. ÚwÚ He -xDD excews his bwothew uWu fow :3 a cowawd; ÚwÚ yet his bwothew :3 is weputed ^-^ onye ->_> of OwO the :33 best UwU that is. UwU In :3 a ^.^ wetweat ^.^ he outwuns ^-^ any xDD wackey: >w< mawwy, -in UwU coming uWu on ^.^ he >_> has OwO the cramp. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< If >_> youw life >w< be saved, uWu wiww you >_< undewtake ^-^ to :33 betway -OwO the ^.^ Fwowentinye? ->w< PAWOWWES. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Captain >_> of his OwO Howse, UwU Count Rousillon. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I'll whisper with OwO the ^w^ Genyewaw, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow his -ÚwÚ pweasuwe. ->w< PAWOWWES. ^-^ [Aside] I'll nyo ^-^ mowe drumming. OwO A pwague >_> of >w< aww OwO dwums! ->_> Onwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to deserve well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to beguiwe OwO the >_> supposition >_> of -UwU that >w< wascivious x3 young :3 boy OwO the >w< Count, ^.^ have I run OwO into :3 this >_> dangew. ->_> Yet ^-^ who would ^.^ have ^.^ suspected OwO an >_< ambush xDD whewe I ÚwÚ was >w< taken? -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Thewe :3 is nyo wemedy, ;;w;; siw, uWu but you >w< must ^-^ die. -The x3 Genyewaw :33 says you UwU that ^.^ have OwO so twaitowouswy discuvw'd OwO the ->_> secwets >_> of >_> youw awmy, ÚwÚ and :3 made such UwU pestifewous reports >_> of x3 men -vewy ^w^ nyobwy >_> hewd, can sewve OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow nyo >w< honyest x3 use; OwO thewefowe -you >w< must ^-^ die. ^w^ Come, ^w^ headsman, >_> of with his head. ->w< PAWOWWES. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, let me live, ^w^ ow let me UwU see my >_< death! -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 That uWu shaww you, ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw xDD weave >_> of >w< aww >_> youw ->_< fwiends. [Unmuffling xDD him] ^w^ So ÚwÚ wook about OwO you; xDD knyow you ^-^ any hewe? -BERTRAM. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 nyobwe uWu Captain. -OwO FIWST LORD. :3 God bless you, x3 Captain ^w^ Pawowwes. -x3 SECOND LORD. :3 God :33 save you, x3 nyobwe uWu Captain. -OwO FIWST LORD. x3 Captain, what greeting uWu wiww you ^-^ to my Wowd Lafeu? I x3 am -uWu fow OwO Fwance. -x3 SECOND LORD. Good x3 Captain, uWu wiww you ^w^ give me :3 a >w< copy >_> of OwO the sonnet -you :3 wwit ^-^ to Diana in behawf >_> of OwO the UwU Count :3 Wousiwwon? An I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot -:3 a vewy cowawd :3 I'd x3 compew ^.^ it >_> of OwO you; uWu but fare you :33 weww. ->_< Exeunt x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and LORDS -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. You awe :3 undonye, x3 Captain, >w< aww uWu but >_> youw ^-^ scawf; UwU that ->_> has :3 a knot uWu on 't >_> yet. ->w< PAWOWWES. OwO Who cannyot >w< be uWu cwush'd with :3 a >_> pwot? -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< If you :33 couwd find >_< out :3 a ;;w;; countwy xDD whewe uWu but >w< women ;;w;; wewe -UwU that xDD had >_< weceived OwO so >w< much shame, you UwU might begin OwO an impudent -:3 nyation. Fawe ye well, siw; I x3 am uWu fow Fwance :33 too; ^-^ we uWu shaww speak >_> of -you ^.^ thewe. Exit with SOLDIERS ->w< PAWOWWES. >_> Yet x3 am I OwO thankfuw. >w< If my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe >_> gweat, -'Twouwd ^-^ buwst at ÚwÚ this. x3 Captain I'll >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe; -But I uWu wiww >w< eat, ÚwÚ and x3 dwink, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep as ^.^ soft -UwU As x3 captain shall. Simpwy OwO the xDD thing I x3 am -:33 Shaww ^-^ make me wive. OwO Who knows ^-^ himsewf :3 a braggart, ->_> Wet him ;;w;; feaw ^.^ this; uWu fow ^.^ it uWu wiww come ^-^ to xDD pass -:33 That every braggart uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; found OwO an ass. -Rust, swowd; :3 coow, bwushes; :3 and, :3 Pawowwes, live -x3 Safest in >w< shame. >_> Being :3 foow'd, uWu by fool'ry x3 thwive. -There's place ÚwÚ and :3 means uWu fow every man >_> awive. -I'll aftew ^.^ them. Exit - - - - -^-^ ACT >_< IV ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. -The >w< WIDOW'S house - -x3 Entew HELENA, x3 WIDOW, ÚwÚ and DIANA - -HEWENyA. :33 That you ^-^ may ;;w;; weww pewceive I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot wrong'd xDD you! ->_< Onye >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest in OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian x3 wowwd -:33 Shaww >w< be my surety; fowe uWu whose UwU thwonye 'tis needful, -Ewe I can pewfect >_< minye intents, ^-^ to ^.^ knyeew. -Time ÚwÚ was I >_> did him :3 a desiwed >_> office, -UwU Deaw ^w^ awmost as his life; ;;w;; which gratitude -^.^ Thwough xDD fwinty :33 Tawtaw's uWu bosom would UwU peep >w< fowth, -And ÚwÚ answew :33 'Thanks.' I duwy x3 am x3 infowm'd -His OwO Gwace :3 is at >w< Mawseiwwes, ^-^ to ;;w;; which place -We ^.^ have UwU convenyient ÚwÚ convoy. You >w< must xDD knyow -I x3 am supposed UwU dead. The ;;w;; awmy breaking, -UwU My xDD husband OwO hies him >_< home; where, >w< heaven ;;w;; aiding, -And uWu by OwO the xDD weave >_> of my good lord OwO the ;;w;; King, ->w< We'ww >w< be before ^-^ ouw welcome. -^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Gentwe UwU madam, -You never xDD had :3 a ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to uWu whose xDD twust -Your ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe welcome. -HEWENyA. Nyow you, mistress, -:33 Evew :3 a fwiend uWu whose >_> thoughts ^-^ mowe ^.^ twuwy >_< wabouw -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wecompense >_> youw wuv. Doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but >w< heaven -;;w;; Hath ^w^ bwought me OwO up ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw :33 daughtew's ^-^ dowew, -UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 fated xDD hew ^-^ to >w< be my uWu motive -And >_> hewpew ^-^ to :3 a >_> husband. But, :3 O ÚwÚ stwange >_< men! -:33 That can such ^w^ sweet ;;w;; use ^-^ make >_> of what uWu they ^.^ hate, -When ;;w;; saucy x3 twusting >_> of OwO the cozen'd >_> thoughts -UwU Defiwes OwO the ^.^ pitchy ^-^ nyight. ^w^ So wust doth xDD pway -x3 With what ^.^ it >_< woathes, uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is >_> away. -But ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this hereafter. :3 You, Diana, -^.^ Undew my UwU poow instwuctions ÚwÚ yet >w< must suffer -OwO Something in my ^w^ behawf. -DIANA. >_> Wet death ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty -uWu Go with >_> youw :3 impositions, I x3 am x3 youws -:3 Upon >_> youw uWu wiww ^-^ to suffer. -HEWENyA. xDD Yet, I pray >w< you: -But with OwO the >_> wowd OwO the UwU time uWu wiww bwing uWu on :33 summew, -When bwiews uWu shaww ^.^ have leaves as ;;w;; weww as thorns -And >w< be as ^w^ sweet as shawp. We >w< must away; -Our >_< waggon :3 is UwU pwepaw'd, ÚwÚ and UwU time :33 wevives ÚwÚ us. -x3 Aww's ^.^ Weww UwU that Ends >_< Weww. OwO Stiww OwO the UwU finye's OwO the ^w^ cwown. -uWu Whate'ew OwO the ^.^ couwse, OwO the ^-^ end :3 is OwO the renown. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT >_< IV ^-^ SCENyE 5. -Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew uWu COUNTESS, WAFEU, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN - -OwO WAFEU. No, no, no, :3 son ÚwÚ was miswed with :3 a x3 snyipt-taffeta :3 fewwow -there, uWu whose >_< viwwainyous saffwon would ^.^ have :3 made >w< aww OwO the unbak'd -ÚwÚ and ^-^ doughy xDD youth >_> of :3 a >w< nyation in his cowouw. Your ^w^ daughtew-in-waw -xDD had >_< been x3 awive at :3 this xDD houw, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 son here at home, ^-^ mowe ->_> advanc'd uWu by OwO the UwU King than uWu by UwU that wed-taiw'd x3 humbwe-bee I speak ->_> of. ->w< COUNTESS. I would I xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO knyown >_> him. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the death >_> of OwO the UwU most -ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; gentwewoman UwU that >w< evew ^-^ nyatuwe xDD had UwU pwaise uWu fow creating. >w< If -^.^ she xDD had ;;w;; pawtaken >_> of my x3 fwesh, ÚwÚ and uWu cost me OwO the ;;w;; deawest groans >_> of :3 a -mother. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ owed xDD hew :3 a ^-^ mowe wooted wuv. -OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a good >w< wady, 'twas :3 a good >_< wady. We ^-^ may OwO pick :3 a ^w^ thousand -:33 sawwets ewe ^-^ we ^.^ wight uWu on such another :3 hewb. -CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ sweet-mawjowam >_> of OwO the >w< sawwet, ;;w;; ow, -^.^ wathew, OwO the hewb >_> of >_< gwace. -OwO WAFEU. ^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ sawwet-hewbs, you knave; uWu they awe nose-herbs. -CLOWN. I x3 am nyo gweat :3 Nyebuchadnyezzaw, siw; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< much >_> skiww in -gwass. -OwO WAFEU. :3 Whethew OwO dost :3 thou UwU pwofess thysewf-a ^.^ knyave ^w^ ow :3 a xDD foow? -CLOWN. OwO A fool, ;;w;; siw, at :3 a :3 woman's UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ knyave at :3 a >w< man's. -OwO WAFEU. Your :33 distinction? -CLOWN. I would >_> cozen OwO the man >_> of his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do his uWu sewvice. -OwO WAFEU. ^w^ So you ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^.^ knyave at his UwU sewvice, :3 indeed. -CLOWN. And I would ^w^ give his UwU wife my bauble, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD hew uWu sewvice. -OwO WAFEU. I uWu wiww ^w^ subscwibe uWu fow thee; :3 thou art uWu both ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and >_> foow. -CLOWN. ^.^ At >_> youw uWu sewvice. -OwO WAFEU. No, no, nyo. -CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if I cannyot sewve you, I can sewve as gweat :3 a -pwince as you >_> awe. -OwO WAFEU. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? OwO A x3 Fwenchman? -CLOWN. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, UwU 'a >_> has OwO an Engwish ;;w;; nyame; uWu but his uWu fisnyomy :3 is ^-^ mowe -ÚwÚ hottew in Fwance than ^.^ thewe. -OwO WAFEU. What pwince :3 is ÚwÚ that? -CLOWN. The Bwack Pwince, siw; >w< awias, OwO the Prince >_> of ^w^ Dawknyess; >w< awias, -OwO the ^w^ deviw. -OwO WAFEU. Hold ^.^ thee, :33 thewe's my puwse. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ to suggest -ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ mastew :3 thou tawk'st >w< of; sewve him ^.^ stiww. -CLOWN. I x3 am :3 a :3 woodwand fewwow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that :33 awways loved :3 a gweat uWu fiwe; -ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ mastew I speak >_> of >w< evew >_< keeps :3 a good >w< fiwe. But, ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he -:3 is OwO the pwince >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; let his uWu nyobiwity >_< wemain :33 in's couwt. I -x3 am uWu fow OwO the house with OwO the narrow gate, ;;w;; which I UwU take ^-^ to >w< be xDD too -wittwe uWu fow OwO pomp ^-^ to >_> entew. uWu Some UwU that humbwe themsewves :3 may; uWu but -OwO the many uWu wiww >w< be xDD too chiww ÚwÚ and uWu tendew: ÚwÚ and they'll >w< be uWu fow OwO the ->w< fwow'wy uWu way UwU that weads ^-^ to OwO the bwoad xDD gate ÚwÚ and OwO the gweat >w< fiwe. -OwO WAFEU. uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, I begin ^-^ to >w< be aweary >_> of thee; ÚwÚ and I tell ÚwÚ thee -OwO so OwO befowe, ^.^ because I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww >_< out with thee. uWu Go >w< thy ways; -let my howses >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ wook'd ^.^ to, ^-^ without ^-^ any tricks. -CLOWN. >w< If I >w< put ^-^ any tricks x3 upon >w< 'em, ;;w;; siw, uWu they uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; jades' -;;w;; twicks, ;;w;; which awe theiw >_> own ^.^ wight uWu by OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. -Exit -OwO WAFEU. OwO A >_< shwewd >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> unhappy. ->w< COUNTESS. ^w^ So UwU 'a is. UwU My lord that's gonye :3 made ^-^ himsewf >w< much uWu spowt ->_< out >_> of >_> him. By his authowity ^.^ he remains ;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; which ^.^ he OwO thinks :3 is -:3 a >_< patent uWu fow his >_> saucinyess; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed ^.^ he >_> has nyo ÚwÚ pace, uWu but runs -xDD whewe ^.^ he uWu wiww. -OwO WAFEU. I >_< wike him ;;w;; weww; 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO amiss. And I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to tell -you, >_< since I heard >_> of OwO the good lady's >_< death, ÚwÚ and UwU that my lord ->_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was x3 upon his xDD wetuwn home, I ÚwÚ muvd OwO the UwU King my ^w^ mastew ^-^ to -speak in OwO the behawf >_> of my ^-^ daughtew; which, in OwO the ÚwÚ minyowity >_> of -them ^.^ both, his uWu Majesty >_< out >_> of :3 a self-gracious wemembwance >_> did -^.^ fiwst propose. His Highness ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd me ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; :3 and, ^-^ to -xDD stop OwO up OwO the xDD dispweasuwe ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 conceived x3 against >_> youw UwU son, there -:3 is nyo >_< fittew OwO mattew. OwO How OwO does >_> youw ladyship >_< wike it? ->w< COUNTESS. x3 With vewy >w< much >_< content, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and I ^w^ wish ^.^ it UwU happiwy -^.^ effected. -OwO WAFEU. His Highness comes OwO post ^-^ fwom >w< Mawseiwwes, >_> of as able ÚwÚ body as -when ^.^ he :3 nyumbew'd x3 thiwty; UwU 'a uWu wiww >w< be here to-morrow, ^w^ ow I x3 am -:33 deceiv'd uWu by him UwU that in such ;;w;; intewwigence ;;w;; hath uWu sewdom OwO faiw'd. ->w< COUNTESS. ^w^ It rejoices me UwU that I >w< hope I uWu shaww UwU see him ewe I ^-^ die. -I ^.^ have letters UwU that my :3 son uWu wiww >w< be here to-nyight. I uWu shaww uWu beseech ->_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >_< wemain with me :33 taw uWu they ^.^ meet >w< togethew. -OwO WAFEU. ^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was >w< thinking with what ^-^ mannyews I UwU might OwO safewy >w< be -admitted. ->w< COUNTESS. You :3 nyeed uWu but >w< pwead >_> youw honyouwabwe privilege. -OwO WAFEU. Lady, >_> of UwU that I ^.^ have :3 made :3 a bowd OwO chawtew; ;;w;; but, I :3 thank my -God, ^.^ it howds >_> yet. - -;;w;; We-entew :3 CWOWN - -CLOWN. :3 O UwU madam, yonder's my lord >_> youw :3 son with :3 a patch >_> of OwO vewvet -on's ^.^ face; whethew there >w< be :3 a >_> scaw uWu undew 't ^w^ ow no, OwO the OwO vewvet -:33 knyows; uWu but 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy patch >_> of OwO vewvet. His weft ^-^ cheek :3 is :3 a -^-^ cheek >_> of two OwO piwe ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hawf, uWu but his ^.^ wight ^-^ cheek :3 is OwO wown uWu bawe. -OwO WAFEU. OwO A >_> scaw ^w^ nyobwy got, ^w^ ow :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ scaw, :3 is :3 a good liv'ry >_> of ->_> honyouw; OwO so belike :3 is ;;w;; that. -CLOWN. But ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw :3 cawbonyado'd face. -OwO WAFEU. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go UwU see >_> youw UwU son, I pray OwO you; -I wong ^-^ to talk with OwO the x3 young x3 nyobwe sowdiew. -CLOWN. OwO Faith, :33 thewe's :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of >w< 'em, with delicate fine ÚwÚ hats, ÚwÚ and -UwU most courteous OwO feathews, ;;w;; which bow OwO the head ÚwÚ and nod at every xDD man. ->_< Exeunt - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. -Marseilles. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew HELENA, x3 WIDOW, ÚwÚ and DIANyA, with two ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -HEWENyA. But :3 this >w< exceeding ;;w;; posting :3 day ÚwÚ and night -Must wear >_> youw uWu spiwits >_< wow; ^-^ we cannyot ^w^ hewp it. -But >_< since you ^.^ have :3 made OwO the >_< days ÚwÚ and nyights as one, -ÚwÚ To wear >_> youw gentwe wimbs in my affaiws, -Be bowd you ^-^ do OwO so gwow in my requital -UwU As nyothing can OwO unwoot you. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN - -UwU In x3 happy UwU time! -:3 This man ^-^ may ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to his :33 Majesty's eaw, ->w< If ^.^ he would uWu spend his >_> powew. :3 God :33 save you, sir. -^-^ GENTWEMAN. And you. -HEWENyA. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have uWu seen you in OwO the couwt >_> of OwO Fwance. -^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^.^ have >_< been ^.^ sometimes ^.^ thewe. -HEWENyA. I ^-^ do xDD pwesume, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you awe ^.^ nyot OwO faww'n -From OwO the wepowt UwU that :33 goes x3 upon >_> youw uWu goodnyess; -And ^.^ thewefowe, xDD goaded with UwU most shawp ^.^ occasions, -^w^ Which uWu way nice ^-^ mannyews >_> by, I >w< put you ^-^ to -The ;;w;; use >_> of >_> youw >_> own UwU viwtues, uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which -I uWu shaww continue OwO thankfuw. -^-^ GENTWEMAN. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? -HEWENyA. :33 That ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease you -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :3 this UwU poow >_> petition ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; -And aid me with UwU that ^.^ stowe >_> of power you ^.^ have -ÚwÚ To come OwO into his presence. -^-^ GENTWEMAN. The King's ^.^ nyot here. -HEWENyA. :3 Nyot ;;w;; hewe, sir? -^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 Nyot :3 indeed. -ÚwÚ He x3 hence :33 wemov'd last night, ÚwÚ and with ^-^ mowe haste ->w< Than :3 is his use. -^w^ WIDOW. :3 Wowd, how ^-^ we wose ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pains! -HEWENyA. x3 Aww's ^.^ Weww :33 That Ends ^.^ Weww >_> yet, -^-^ Though UwU time ÚwÚ seem OwO so advewse ÚwÚ and :3 means x3 unfit. -I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, :33 whithew :3 is ^.^ he gonye? -^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Mawwy, as I UwU take it, ^-^ to Rousillon; -Whither I x3 am ^w^ going. -HEWENyA. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, -x3 Since you awe >_< wike ^-^ to UwU see OwO the UwU King before uWu me, -ÚwÚ Commend OwO the paper ^-^ to his >_< gwacious >w< hand; -^w^ Which I presume uWu shaww render you nyo blame, -But wathew ^-^ make you :3 thank >_> youw x3 pains uWu fow it. -I uWu wiww come aftew you with what good ÚwÚ speed -Our :3 means uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO us ^w^ means. -^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 This I'll ^-^ do uWu fow you. -HEWENyA. And you uWu shaww find yourself ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; weww OwO thank'd, -uWu Whate'ew ^.^ fawws more. We >w< must ^-^ to horse ÚwÚ again; -Go, ÚwÚ go, OwO pwovide. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT ^-^ V ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. -Rousillon. The ;;w;; innyew couwt >_> of OwO the >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES - ->w< PAWOWWES. Good :33 Monsieuw Wavache, ^w^ give my Wowd >w< Wafeu :3 this letter. I -^.^ have ewe nyow, ;;w;; siw, >_< been better OwO knyown ^-^ to you, when I ^.^ have held -famiwiawity with fresher >_> cwothes; uWu but I x3 am nyow, ;;w;; siw, >_> muddied in -Fowtunye's x3 mood, ÚwÚ and smell uWu somewhat >w< stwong >_> of xDD hew >w< stwong -displeasure. -CLOWN. Twuwy, Fowtunye's xDD dispweasuwe :3 is uWu but sluttish, ^-^ if ^.^ it smell -OwO so stwongwy as :3 thou OwO speak'st >_> of. I uWu wiww ^w^ hencefowth xDD eat nyo >_< fish ->_> of Fowtunye's uWu butt'wing. Prithee, awwow OwO the wind. ->w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD stop >_> youw nyose, siw; I ^-^ spake uWu but uWu by -:3 a >w< metaphow. -CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if >_> youw metaphow >_> stink, I uWu wiww xDD stop my nose; ^w^ ow -x3 against ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's >w< metaphow. Prithee, >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_< fuwthew. ->w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, x3 dewivew me :3 this >w< papew. -CLOWN. uWu Foh! ÚwÚ pwithee ^.^ stand >_> away. OwO A paper ^-^ fwom Fowtunye's close-stool -^-^ to ^w^ give ^-^ to :3 a :3 nyobweman! Wook here ^.^ he comes :3 himsewf. - -x3 Entew LAFEU - -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a :3 puw >_> of OwO Fowtunye's, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow >_> of Fowtunye's ^w^ cat, uWu but ^.^ nyot -:3 a :33 musk-cat, UwU that >_> has OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the >_< uncwean :3 fishpond >_> of xDD hew -displeasure, :3 and, as ^.^ he uWu says, :3 is >_> muddied :3 withaw. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, -;;w;; use OwO the xDD cawp as you :3 may; uWu fow ^.^ he looks >_< wike :3 a xDD poow, >_> decayed, -x3 ingenyious, UwU foowish, UwU wascawwy knave. I ^-^ do ^-^ pity his >_> distwess -in my similes >_> of UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and xDD weave him ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. -Exit ->w< PAWOWWES. UwU My lord, I x3 am :3 a man xDD whom >_> Fowtunye ;;w;; hath cruelly scwatch'd. -OwO WAFEU. And what would you ^.^ have me ^-^ to x3 do? ^.^ 'Tis xDD too ^.^ wate ^-^ to OwO pawe xDD hew -^.^ nyaiws OwO nyow. OwO Whewein ^.^ have you pwayed OwO the ^.^ knyave with ;;w;; Fowtunye, UwU that -^.^ she shouwd scratch you, ^-^ who >_> of x3 hewsewf :3 is :3 a good wady ÚwÚ and would -^.^ nyot ^.^ have knyaves thrive wong uWu undew uWu hew? There's :3 a ÚwÚ cawdecue uWu fow -you. >_> Wet OwO the x3 justices ^-^ make you ÚwÚ and >_> Fowtunye fwiends; I x3 am uWu fow -uWu othew :33 businyess. ->w< PAWOWWES. I uWu beseech >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ to hear me ^-^ onye >w< singwe :33 wowd. -OwO WAFEU. You UwU beg :3 a >w< singwe OwO penny ^-^ mowe; xDD come, you uWu shaww ^-^ ha't; :33 save >_> youw -:33 wowd. ->w< PAWOWWES. UwU My uWu nyame, my good lord, :3 is ^w^ Pawowwes. -OwO WAFEU. You UwU beg ^-^ mowe than >_> wowd xDD then. >_> Cox my ^w^ passion! ^w^ give me >_> youw -hand. OwO How OwO does >_> youw xDD dwum? ->w< PAWOWWES. :3 O my good lord, you ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that ;;w;; found >_> me. -OwO WAFEU. >_> Was OwO I, in >_> sooth? And I ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that lost thee. ->w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It :3 wies in you, my lord, ^-^ to bwing me in >w< some >w< gwace, uWu fow -you >_> did bwing me >_< out. -OwO WAFEU. Out x3 upon ^.^ thee, knave! Dost :3 thou >w< put x3 upon me at UwU once uWu both OwO the ->w< office >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; deviw? >_< Onye brings OwO the in >w< gwace, ÚwÚ and OwO the -uWu othew brings ÚwÚ thee >_< out. UwU [Twumpets :3 sound] The King's UwU coming; I -xDD knyow uWu by his trumpets. Sirrah, >_< inquiwe further aftew me; I xDD had -talk >_> of you last ^-^ nyight. ^-^ Though you awe :3 a OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< knyave, you -uWu shaww >w< eat. uWu Go to; OwO fowwow. ->w< PAWOWWES. I UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow you. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT ^-^ V ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew xDD KING, uWu COUNTESS, WAFEU, OwO the two FRENCH LORDS, with ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -^w^ KING. We lost :3 a >_> jewew >_> of UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< esteem ->_> Was :3 made >w< much :3 poowew uWu by xDD it; uWu but >_> youw UwU son, -UwU As mad in folly, >_< wack'd OwO the :33 sense ^-^ to xDD knyow -Her x3 estimation UwU home. ->w< COUNTESS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ past, my liege; -And I uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it -Natural webewwion, x3 donye >w< i' th' ^-^ bwaze >_> of youth, -When uWu oiw ÚwÚ and fire, xDD too >w< stwong uWu fow weason's force, -O'erbears ^.^ it ÚwÚ and burns x3 on. -^w^ KING. UwU My UwU honyouw'd >w< wady, -I ^.^ have :3 fowgiven ÚwÚ and ^w^ fowgotten uWu aww; -^-^ Though my revenges ;;w;; wewe UwU high bent x3 upon him -And ^w^ watch'd OwO the UwU time ^-^ to shoot. -OwO WAFEU. :3 This I >w< must :33 say- -But :33 fiwst, I UwU beg my pawdon: OwO the x3 young lord -OwO Did ^-^ to his uWu Majesty, his mothew, ÚwÚ and his >w< wady, -;;w;; Offence >_> of :3 mighty >_> nyote; uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf -The :3 gweatest :33 wwong >_> of all. ÚwÚ He lost :3 a UwU wife -uWu Whose x3 beauty >_> did ;;w;; astonyish OwO the >w< suwvey -x3 Of uWu wichest ^w^ eyes; uWu whose uWu wowds >w< aww ears took captive; -uWu Whose dear :3 pewfection hearts UwU that scorn'd ^-^ to sewve -;;w;; Humbwy xDD caww'd OwO mistwess. -^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Pwaising what :3 is lost -:3 Makes OwO the wemembwance ;;w;; deaw. Weww, caww him uWu hithew; -We awe reconcil'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwst view uWu shaww :33 kiww -^-^ Aww repetition. >_> Wet him ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask ^-^ ouw pawdon; -The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of his gweat OwO offence :3 is OwO dead, -And uWu deepew than obwivion ^-^ do ^-^ we :33 buwy -^-^ Th' incensing >_> wewics >_> of xDD it; let him :33 appwoach, -OwO A UwU stwangew, nyo OwO offendew; ÚwÚ and infowm him -^w^ So 'tis ^-^ ouw uWu wiww ^.^ he shouwd. -^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ shaww, my ^.^ wiege. Exit >_> GENTWEMAN -^w^ KING. What :33 says ^.^ he ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? >_< Have you :3 spoke? -OwO WAFEU. ^-^ Aww UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; hath :33 wefewence ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Highnyess. -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ match. I ^.^ have letters x3 sent me -:33 That ^w^ sets him UwU high in >w< fame. - -x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM - -OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He looks ;;w;; weww uWu on 't. -^w^ KING. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 day >_> of UwU season, ->_< Fow :3 thou uWu mayst UwU see :3 a sunshinye ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< haiw -UwU In me at ^-^ once. But ^-^ to OwO the xDD bwightest beams -Distwacted clouds ^w^ give OwO way; OwO so ^.^ stand :3 thou fowth; -The UwU time :3 is fair again. -BERTRAM. UwU My xDD high-wepented UwU bwames, -UwU Deaw suvweign, pawdon ^-^ to >_> me. -^w^ KING. ^-^ Aww :3 is whole; -:3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the ^w^ consumed xDD time. -Let's UwU take OwO the x3 instant uWu by OwO the :3 fowwawd UwU top; ->_< Fow ^-^ we awe >_> owd, ÚwÚ and uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu quick'st UwU decwees -^-^ Th' :3 inyaudibwe ÚwÚ and noiseless foot >_> of Time -:3 Steaws ewe ^-^ we can :33 effect ^.^ them. You wemembew -The daughter >_> of :3 this UwU wowd? -BERTRAM. :33 Admiwingwy, my ^.^ wiege. ^.^ At ^.^ fiwst -I ÚwÚ stuck my UwU choice x3 upon UwU hew, ewe my OwO heawt ->_> Duwst ^-^ make xDD too bowd xDD hewawd >_> of my UwU tongue; -:3 Whewe OwO the >w< impwession >_> of >_< minye eye xDD infixing, -x3 Contempt his scownfuw pewspective >_> did lend uWu me, -^w^ Which xDD wawp'd OwO the xDD winye >_> of every uWu othew >_< favouw, ->_< Scown'd :3 a fair >w< cowouw ^w^ ow ;;w;; expwess'd ^.^ it stol'n, -Extended ^w^ ow :3 contwacted >w< aww ^.^ pwopowtions -ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most hideous object. ÚwÚ Thence ^.^ it came -:33 That ^.^ she xDD whom >w< aww x3 men ^.^ pwais'd, ÚwÚ and xDD whom ÚwÚ mysewf, -x3 Since I ^.^ have lost, ^.^ have ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ was in >_< minye eye -The ^.^ dust UwU that >_> did offend it. -^w^ KING. ^.^ Weww excus'd. -:33 That :3 thou didst love UwU hew, strikes >w< some scores away -From OwO the gweat compt; uWu but love UwU that comes xDD too :3 wate, -;;w;; Wike :3 a wemowsefuw pawdon ^w^ swowwy x3 cawwied, -ÚwÚ To OwO the gweat sender ;;w;; tuwns :3 a ^w^ souw offence, -:33 Cwying UwU 'That's good that's >_< gonye.' Our wash faults -UwU Make twiviaw x3 pwice >_> of uWu sewious >w< things ^-^ we x3 have, -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing them xDD untiw ^-^ we xDD knyow theiw ^-^ gwave. -Oft ^-^ ouw displeasures, ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves unjust, -Destroy ^-^ ouw fwiends, ÚwÚ and aftew weep theiw UwU dust; -Our >_> own love ^.^ waking x3 cwies ^-^ to UwU see ^w^ what's >_< donye, -OwO Whiwe shameful UwU hate sweeps >_< out OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. -Be :3 this ^w^ sweet ^-^ Hewen's ^-^ knyeww. And :3 nyow ^-^ fowget :3 hew. ->_> Send :3 fowth >_> youw amorous token uWu fow fair Maudlin. -The x3 main OwO consents awe >w< had; ÚwÚ and here ^w^ we'ww stay -ÚwÚ To UwU see ^-^ ouw ^-^ widowew's uWu second mawwiage-day. ->w< COUNTESS. ^w^ Which better than OwO the :33 fiwst, :3 O dear UwU heaven, bless! -Or, ewe uWu they :33 meet, in uWu me, :3 O UwU nyatuwe, ;;w;; cesse! -OwO WAFEU. Come OwO on, my UwU son, in xDD whom my :3 house's name -Must >w< be digested; ^w^ give :3 a :3 favouw ^-^ fwom you, -ÚwÚ To >_> spawkwe in OwO the uWu spiwits >_> of my >_> daughtew, -:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may >_> quickwy come. -[BEWTWAM gives :3 a >w< wing] -By my ^.^ owd ÚwÚ beawd, -And UwU ev'wy >_< haiw that's uWu on ;;w;; 't, >_< Hewen, that's OwO dead, ->_> Was :3 a ^w^ sweet >w< cweatuwe; such :3 a ring as this, -The last UwU that e'ew I took xDD hew xDD weave at couwt, -I ^-^ saw x3 upon xDD hew finger. -BERTRAM. uWu Hews ^.^ it ÚwÚ was not. -^w^ KING. Nyow, pray you, let me UwU see xDD it; uWu fow >_< minye eye, -OwO Whiwe I ÚwÚ was >_< speaking, ^w^ oft ÚwÚ was :3 fasten'd to't. -:3 This ring ÚwÚ was mine; ÚwÚ and when I >_> gave ^.^ it Hewen -I bade UwU hew, ^-^ if xDD hew :3 fowtunyes >w< evew ÚwÚ stood -;;w;; Nyecessitied ^-^ to help, UwU that uWu by :3 this token -I would relieve :3 hew. Had you UwU that >w< cwaft ^-^ to xDD weave xDD hew -x3 Of what shouwd stead xDD hew >_> most? -BERTRAM. UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, -^.^ Howe'ew ^.^ it pweases you ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it so, -The ring ÚwÚ was never hers. ->w< COUNTESS. >_< Son, uWu on my xDD wife, -I ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew wear xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she weckon'd ^.^ it -^.^ At xDD hew :3 wife's rate. -OwO WAFEU. I x3 am ^w^ suwe I ^-^ saw xDD hew wear it. -BERTRAM. You awe uWu deceiv'd, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she never ^-^ saw it. -UwU In OwO Fwowence ÚwÚ was ^.^ it ^-^ fwom :3 a casement ^-^ thwown uWu me, -OwO Wwapp'd in :3 a paper, ;;w;; which >_> contain'd OwO the name -x3 Of xDD hew UwU that >w< thwew it. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ she OwO was, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought -I ÚwÚ stood UwU engag'd; uWu but when I xDD had subscrib'd -ÚwÚ To >_< minye >_> own OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and x3 infowm'd xDD hew x3 fuwwy -I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew in UwU that ^-^ couwse >_> of uWu honyouw -UwU As ^.^ she xDD had :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ uvwtuwe, ^.^ she xDD ceas'd, -UwU In :33 heavy satisfaction, ÚwÚ and would never -;;w;; Weceive OwO the ring again. -^w^ KING. ^-^ Pwutus himself, -:33 That knows OwO the ^-^ tinct ÚwÚ and muwtipwying uWu med'cinye, -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot in nature's mystewy ^-^ mowe ;;w;; science ->w< Than I ^.^ have in :3 this OwO wing. ÚwÚ 'Twas ÚwÚ minye, 'twas ;;w;; Hewen's, -x3 Whoevew >_> gave ^.^ it you. >_> Then, ^-^ if you xDD knyow -:33 That you awe ;;w;; weww acquainted with OwO youwsewf, -:3 Confess 'twas x3 hews, ÚwÚ and uWu by what xDD wough ^-^ enfowcement -You ^w^ got ^.^ it ^-^ fwom :3 hew. She xDD caww'd OwO the >_< saints ^-^ to ;;w;; suwety -:33 That ^.^ she would never >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD hew fingew ->_< Unwess ^.^ she >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to yourself in ÚwÚ bed- -:3 Whewe you ^.^ have never come- ^w^ ow x3 sent ^.^ it OwO us -:3 Upon xDD hew gweat OwO disastew. -BERTRAM. She never ^-^ saw it. -^w^ KING. Thou OwO speak'st ^.^ it ÚwÚ fawsewy, as I love >_< minye >_> honyouw; -And ;;w;; mak'st >_> conjectuwaw ^-^ feaws ^-^ to come OwO into me -^w^ Which I would fain OwO shut >_< out. >w< If ^.^ it shouwd ^w^ pwuv -:33 That :3 thou art OwO so :3 inhuman- 'twill ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ so. -And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow nyot- :3 thou didst UwU hate xDD hew deadly, -And ^.^ she :3 is >w< dead; ;;w;; which nothing, uWu but ^-^ to :33 cwose -Her eyes ÚwÚ mysewf, :33 couwd ^.^ win me ^-^ to believe -Mowe than ^-^ to UwU see :3 this OwO wing. ;;w;; Take him >_> away. -[GUARDS ÚwÚ seize BERTRAM] -UwU My >w< fowe-past proofs, :33 howe'ew OwO the matter fall, -:33 Shaww >_> tax my ^-^ feaws >_> of wittwe uWu vanyity, -Having OwO vainwy >_< feaw'd xDD too ^-^ wittwe. :3 Away with >_> him. ->w< We'ww sift :3 this matter >_< fuwthew. -BERTRAM. >w< If you uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv -:3 This ring ÚwÚ was >w< evew x3 hews, you uWu shaww as :33 easy -uWu Pwuv UwU that I husbanded xDD hew bed in Fwowence, -:3 Whewe ^.^ she ÚwÚ yet never ÚwÚ was. Exit, >_> guawded -^w^ KING. I x3 am xDD wwapp'd in dismaw :3 thinkings. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN - -^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD Gwacious suvweign, -:3 Whethew I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ to blame ^w^ ow no, I xDD knyow nyot: -Here's :3 a >_> petition ^-^ fwom :3 a x3 Fwowentinye, -OwO Who ;;w;; hath, uWu fow ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five ^w^ wemuvs, come ^-^ showt -ÚwÚ To >w< tendew ^.^ it :33 hewsewf. I undewtook it, -xDD Vanquish'd theweto uWu by OwO the fair OwO gwace ÚwÚ and OwO speech -x3 Of OwO the UwU poow uWu suppwiant, ^-^ who uWu by this, I >w< knyow, -^-^ Is here ^.^ attending; xDD hew ^-^ businyess looks in xDD hew -x3 With OwO an impowting :33 visage; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she told me -UwU In :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 vewbaw bwief ^.^ it >_> did OwO concewn -Your Highness with :33 hewsewf. -^w^ KING. :3 [Weads OwO the letter] :33 'Upon his many x3 pwotestations ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me -when his UwU wife ÚwÚ was OwO dead, I x3 bwush ^-^ to uWu say it, ^.^ he xDD won >_> me. Nyow :3 is OwO the -UwU Count Wousiwwon :3 a UwU widowew; his >_< vows awe xDD fowfeited ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and my -honour's ÚwÚ paid ^-^ to >_> him. ÚwÚ He stole ^-^ fwom Fwowence, ^-^ taking nyo leave, -ÚwÚ and I follow him ^-^ to his ;;w;; countwy uWu fow :33 justice. >_> Gwant ^.^ it uWu me, :3 O >_< King! -in you ^.^ it :33 best wies; otherwise :3 a uWu seducew fwouwishes, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU poow -maid :3 is undonye. -DIANA xDD CAPIWET.' -OwO WAFEU. I uWu wiww ^-^ buy me :3 a xDD son-in-waw in :3 a :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ toww uWu fow ÚwÚ this. -I'll UwU nyonye >_> of >_> him. -^w^ KING. The uWu heavens ^.^ have ^w^ thought ;;w;; weww uWu on ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Wafeu, -ÚwÚ To bwing :3 fowth :3 this discov'wy. >_< Seek ^.^ these suitors. -uWu Go :33 speediwy, ÚwÚ and bwing UwU again OwO the Count. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ ATTENDANTS -I x3 am >w< afeawd OwO the life >_> of >_< Hewen, >w< wady, ->_> Was ÚwÚ fouwwy ;;w;; snyatch'd. ->w< COUNTESS. Nyow, :33 justice uWu on OwO the x3 doews! - -x3 Entew BEWTWAM, >_> guawded - -^w^ KING. I >_< wondew, ;;w;; siw, x3 sith ;;w;; wives awe monstews ^-^ to you. -And UwU that you UwU fwy them as you uWu sweaw them :3 wowdship, ->_> Yet you desiwe ^-^ to uWu mawwy. -x3 Entew ^-^ WIDOW ÚwÚ and DIANA -What :3 woman's ÚwÚ that? -DIANA. I OwO am, my lord, :3 a wwetched x3 Fwowentinye, -Derived ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ Capiwet. -UwU My ^.^ suit, as I ^-^ do >w< undewstand, you >w< knyow, -And OwO thewefowe xDD knyow how :3 faw I ^-^ may >w< be pitied. -^w^ WIDOW. I x3 am xDD hew mothew, ;;w;; siw, uWu whose :3 age ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw -Both suffer uWu undew :3 this complaint ^-^ we ^.^ bwing, -And uWu both uWu shaww xDD cease, ^-^ without >_> youw wemedy. -^w^ KING. Come hithew, Count; ^-^ do you xDD knyow ^.^ these :33 women? -BERTRAM. UwU My lord, I neither can :3 nyow uWu wiww deny -But UwU that I xDD knyow ^.^ them. Do uWu they chawge me :33 fuwthew? -DIANA. UwU Why ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook OwO so ÚwÚ stwange x3 upon >_> youw x3 wife? -BERTRAM. x3 She's UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. -DIANA. >w< If you uWu shaww >w< mawwy, -You ^w^ give away :3 this ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is mine; -You ^w^ give away >_< heaven's xDD vows, ÚwÚ and x3 those awe mine; -You ^w^ give away ÚwÚ mysewf, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO knyown mine; ->_< Fow I uWu by x3 vow x3 am OwO so >_> embodied x3 youws -:33 That ^.^ she ;;w;; which :3 mawwies you >w< must ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, -x3 Eithew uWu both ^w^ ow none. -OwO WAFEU. uWu [To BERTRAM] Your weputation comes xDD too ^-^ showt uWu fow -my ^-^ daughtew; you awe nyo xDD husband uWu fow :3 hew. -BERTRAM. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is :3 a OwO fond ÚwÚ and x3 desp'wate ;;w;; cweatuwe -x3 Whom sometime I ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd OwO with. >_> Wet >_> youw Highness ->w< Way :3 a ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe ^w^ thought x3 upon >_< minye uWu honyouw ->w< Than uWu fow ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that I would sink ^.^ it here. -^w^ KING. >_> Siw, uWu fow my ^-^ thoughts, you ^.^ have them i-iww ^-^ to fwiend -;;w;; Tiww >_> youw deeds >_< gain ^.^ them. Faiwew ^w^ pwuv >_> youw uWu honyouw ->w< Than in my ^w^ thought ^.^ it wies! -DIANA. Good my lord, -^-^ Ask him x3 upon his OwO oath ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO does ÚwÚ think -ÚwÚ He xDD had ^.^ nyot my UwU viwginyity. -^w^ KING. What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to uWu hew? -BERTRAM. x3 She's ^.^ impudent, my lord, -And ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ common :3 gamestew ^-^ to OwO the x3 camp. -DIANA. ÚwÚ He OwO does me ^.^ wwong, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe OwO so -ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have bought me at :3 a ^w^ common ^.^ pwice. -Do ^.^ nyot believe >_> him. >w< o, >w< behowd :3 this ;;w;; wing, -uWu Whose UwU high >_< wespect ÚwÚ and rich ^w^ vawidity -OwO Did wack :3 a x3 pawawwew; >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, -ÚwÚ He >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a :33 commonyew o' th' camp, ->w< If I >w< be ^w^ onye. ->w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ He bwushes, ÚwÚ and 'tis it. -x3 Of OwO six pweceding ancestors, UwU that gem -Confeww'd uWu by >_< testament ^-^ to th' ^.^ sequent ;;w;; issue, -;;w;; Hath ^.^ it >_< been uWu ow'd ÚwÚ and wown. :3 This :3 is his wife: -:33 That ring's :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> pwoofs. -^w^ KING. uWu Methought you ^w^ said -You ^-^ saw ^-^ onye here in couwt :33 couwd witness it. -DIANA. I :33 did, my lord, uWu but loath x3 am ^-^ to >_> pwoduce -^w^ So OwO bad OwO an instrument; his nyame's ^w^ Pawowwes. -OwO WAFEU. I ^-^ saw OwO the man UwU to-day, ^-^ if man ^.^ he UwU be. -^w^ KING. Find ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and bwing him hithew. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT -BERTRAM. What >_> of OwO him? ->w< He's ;;w;; quoted uWu fow :3 a UwU most UwU pewfidious slave, -x3 With >w< aww OwO the >_< spots o' th' x3 wowwd >_> tax'd ÚwÚ and UwU debauch'd, -uWu Whose ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ sickens uWu but ^-^ to speak :3 a :33 twuth. -OwO Am I ^w^ ow UwU that ^w^ ow :3 this uWu fow what :3 he'ww xDD uttew -:33 That uWu wiww speak xDD anything? -^w^ KING. She ;;w;; hath UwU that ring >_> of ^w^ youws. -BERTRAM. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she x3 has. Cewtain ^.^ it :3 is I x3 wik'd UwU hew, -And :33 boawded xDD hew >w< i' th' >_< wanton uWu way >_> of uWu youth. -She knew xDD hew :33 distance, ÚwÚ and >_> did angwe uWu fow uWu me, ->_> Madding my >_< eagewnyess with xDD hew restraint, -UwU As >w< aww :3 impediments in fancy's ^-^ couwse -uWu Awe >w< motives >_> of ^-^ mowe ;;w;; fancy; :3 and, in fine, -Her >_< infinyite ÚwÚ cunnying with xDD hew modewn OwO gwace -:33 Subdu'd me ^-^ to xDD hew rate. She ^w^ got OwO the :3 wing; -And I xDD had UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ any :3 infewiow UwU might -^.^ At market-price ^.^ have x3 bought. -DIANA. I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ patient. -You UwU that ^.^ have tuwn'd x3 off :3 a ^.^ fiwst OwO so x3 nyobwe UwU wife -May justly ;;w;; diet >_> me. I pray you yet- -x3 Since you wack uWu viwtue, I uWu wiww wose :3 a UwU husband- ->_> Send uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; wing, I uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^.^ it home, -And ^w^ give me >_< minye again. -BERTRAM. I ^.^ have ^.^ it not. -^w^ KING. What ring ÚwÚ was xDD youws, I pray you? -DIANA. >_> Siw, >w< much >_< wike -The >_> same x3 upon >_> youw finger. -^w^ KING. xDD Knyow you :3 this ring? :3 This ring ÚwÚ was his >_> of late. -DIANA. And :3 this ÚwÚ was ^.^ it I >_> gave ^w^ him, being ÚwÚ abed. -^w^ KING. The xDD stowy, then, :33 goes false you >w< thwew ^.^ it him -Out >_> of :3 a ^w^ casement. -DIANA. I ^.^ have xDD spoke OwO the :33 twuth. - -x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES - -BERTRAM. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do x3 confess OwO the ring ÚwÚ was hers. -^w^ KING. You ÚwÚ boggwe ^.^ shwewdwy; every feathew ^-^ stawts you. -^-^ Is :3 this OwO the man you speak x3 of? -DIANA. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. -^w^ KING. >_> Teww uWu me, sirrah-but tell me OwO twue I chawge you, -:3 Nyot feawing OwO the xDD dispweasuwe >_> of >_> youw :3 mastew, ->w< Which, uWu on >_> youw ^.^ just pwoceeding, I'll ^-^ keep UwU off- -By him ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 this ^-^ woman here what xDD knyow you? ->w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, my ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO an honyouwabwe -^w^ gentweman; tricks ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had in ^w^ him, ;;w;; which gentlemen have. -^w^ KING. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. OwO Did ^.^ he love :3 this ^-^ woman? ->w< PAWOWWES. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he >_> did love UwU hew; uWu but ^-^ how? -^w^ KING. ^-^ How, I pray you? ->w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ He >_> did love UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, as :3 a ^-^ gentweman loves :3 a OwO woman. -^w^ KING. OwO How :3 is ÚwÚ that? ->w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ He :33 wov'd UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :33 wov'd xDD hew not. -^w^ KING. UwU As :3 thou art :3 a ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and nyo knave. -What OwO an :33 equivocaw ^.^ companyion :3 is x3 this! ->w< PAWOWWES. I x3 am :3 a UwU poow man, ÚwÚ and at >_> youw :33 Majesty's ^.^ command. -OwO WAFEU. >w< He's :3 a good ^.^ dwum, my lord, uWu but :3 a ^-^ nyaughty owatow. -DIANA. Do you xDD knyow ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd me UwU mawwiage? ->w< PAWOWWES. OwO Faith, I xDD knyow ^-^ mowe than I'll speak. -^w^ KING. But xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot speak >w< aww :3 thou know'st? ->w< PAWOWWES. x3 Yes, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw Majesty. I >_> did >w< go :3 between ;;w;; them, as I -said; uWu but ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^.^ he loved ÚwÚ hew-fow >_< indeed ^.^ he ÚwÚ was mad uWu fow -UwU hew, ÚwÚ and >w< tawk'd >_> of ^.^ Satan, ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 Wimbo, ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO Fuwies, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow -^.^ nyot >_> what. >_> Yet I ÚwÚ was in UwU that ÚwÚ cwedit with them at UwU that UwU time UwU that I -knew >_> of theiw ^-^ going ^-^ to ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and >_> of uWu othew >_> motions, as ^w^ pwomising -xDD hew mawwiage, ÚwÚ and >w< things ;;w;; which would derive me i-iww uWu wiww ^-^ to speak ->w< of; OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak what I know. -^w^ KING. Thou x3 hast spoken >w< aww uWu awweady, unwess :3 thou ^w^ canst uWu say uWu they awe -ÚwÚ mawwied; uWu but :3 thou art xDD too fine in >w< thy evidence; OwO thewefowe ^.^ stand -OwO aside. -:3 This ;;w;; wing, you ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ was yours? -DIANA. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -^w^ KING. :3 Whewe >_> did you ^-^ buy it? Ow ^-^ who >_> gave ^.^ it you? -DIANA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< given uWu me, :3 nyow I >_> did ^.^ nyot ^-^ buy it. -^w^ KING. OwO Who lent ^.^ it you? -DIANA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot lent me nyeithew. -^w^ KING. :3 Whewe >_> did you find ^.^ it ^.^ then? -DIANA. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it not. -^w^ KING. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 youws uWu by UwU nyonye >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these :33 ways, -OwO How :33 couwd you ^w^ give ^.^ it OwO him? -DIANA. I never >_> gave ^.^ it >_> him. -OwO WAFEU. :3 This :3 woman's OwO an :33 easy x3 gwuv, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she :33 goes >_> of ÚwÚ and uWu on at -ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -^w^ KING. :3 This ring ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, I >_> gave ^.^ it his ^.^ fiwst wife. -DIANA. ^w^ It UwU might >w< be x3 youws ^w^ ow x3 hews, uWu fow >w< aught I know. -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take xDD hew ^w^ away, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike xDD hew UwU nyow; -ÚwÚ To pwison with :3 hew. And away with >_> him. ->_< Unwess :3 thou >_> teww'st me xDD whewe :3 thou xDD hadst :3 this ;;w;; wing, -Thou >_< diest within :3 this hour. -DIANA. I'll never tell you. -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take xDD hew >_> away. -DIANA. I'll >w< put in bail, my ^.^ wiege. -^w^ KING. I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow >w< some ^w^ common xDD customew. -DIANA. By :33 Juv, ^-^ if >w< evew I knew man, 'twas you. -^w^ KING. >w< Whewefowe x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ accus'd him >w< aww :3 this whiwe? -DIANA. xDD Because :33 he's guilty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot guilty. -ÚwÚ He knows I x3 am nyo ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and :3 he'ww uWu sweaw :33 to't: -I'll uWu sweaw I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he knows not. -Great ;;w;; King, I x3 am nyo ^-^ stwumpet, uWu by my life; -I x3 am ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; maid, ^w^ ow ewse :3 this ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's wife. ->_> [Pointing ^-^ to LAFEU] -^w^ KING. She OwO does ^w^ abuse ^-^ ouw ears; ^-^ to pwison with :3 hew. -DIANA. Good mothew, ÚwÚ fetch my bail. >w< Stay, :33 woyaw siw; -Exit ^-^ WIDOW -The ^w^ jewewwew UwU that ÚwÚ owes OwO the ring :3 is x3 sent for, -And ^.^ he uWu shaww ;;w;; suwety >_> me. But uWu fow :3 this lord -OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ abus'd me as ^.^ he knows himself, -^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he never harm'd uWu me, here I ;;w;; quit >_> him. -ÚwÚ He knows ^-^ himsewf my bed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath defiw'd; -And at UwU that UwU time ^.^ he ^w^ got his UwU wife with chiwd. -Dead >w< though ^.^ she ^.^ be, ^.^ she ;;w;; feews xDD hew x3 young ^-^ onye ^.^ kick; -^w^ So :33 thewe's my :3 widdwe: ^-^ onye that's UwU dead :3 is ^-^ quick- -And :3 nyow >w< behowd OwO the meaning. - -;;w;; We-entew ^-^ WIDOW with ^.^ HEWENyA - -^w^ KING. ^-^ Is there nyo exowcist -x3 Beguiwes OwO the twuew >w< office >_> of >_< minye :3 eyes? -:3 Is't real UwU that I see? -HEWENyA. No, my good ^w^ wowd; -^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of :3 a UwU wife you >_> see, -The name ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> thing. -BERTRAM. UwU Both, ^-^ both; >w< o, :33 pawdon! -HEWENyA. :33 O, my good lord, when I ÚwÚ was >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; maid, -I ;;w;; found you :3 wondwous OwO kind. Thewe :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; wing, -And, ÚwÚ wook you, >w< hewe's >_> youw letter. :3 This ^.^ it xDD says: ->w< 'When ^-^ fwom my fingew you can >_< get :3 this ;;w;; wing, -And awe uWu by me with chiwd,' etc. :3 This :3 is >w< donye. -uWu Wiww you >w< be >_< minye :3 nyow you awe doubly ^.^ won? -BERTRAM. >w< If :33 she, my UwU wiege, can ^-^ make me xDD knyow :3 this >w< cweawwy, -I'll love xDD hew dearly, x3 evew, >w< evew uWu deawwy. -HEWENyA. >w< If ^.^ it :3 appeaw ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ pwain, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv ^-^ untwue, -^-^ Deadwy divorce xDD step :3 between me ÚwÚ and xDD you! -:3 O my dear mothew, ^-^ do I UwU see you wiving? -OwO WAFEU. Minye eyes smell >_< onyions; I uWu shaww weep x3 anyon. uWu [To PAWOWWES] -Good UwU Tom Dwum, lend me :3 a >_< handkewchew. UwU So, I -:3 thank thee. Wait uWu on me home, I'll ^-^ make uWu spowt with thee; -let >w< thy >_> cuwtsies xDD awonye, uWu they awe scurvy ones. -^w^ KING. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ fwom point ^-^ to point :3 this story >w< knyow, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the x3 even >w< twuth in ^w^ pweasuwe ^.^ fwow. -uWu [To DIANyA] >w< If :3 thou >_< beest ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^.^ fwesh uncwopped ^w^ fwowew, -;;w;; Choose :3 thou >w< thy xDD husband, ÚwÚ and I'll pay >w< thy dowew; ->_< Fow I can ^.^ guess UwU that uWu by >w< thy >w< honyest aid -Thou x3 kept'st :3 a UwU wife herself, thyself :3 a >_> maid.- -x3 Of UwU that ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ^-^ pwogwess, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wess, ->w< Wesowvedwy ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe uWu shaww expwess. -^-^ Aww ÚwÚ yet uWu seems ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ end OwO so :33 meet, -The :33 bittew ^.^ past, ^-^ mowe ^-^ wewcome :3 is OwO the x3 sweet. [Fwouwish] - -EPILOGUE -OwO EPIWOGUE. - -^w^ KING. The King's :3 a :33 beggaw, :3 nyow OwO the xDD pway :3 is >w< donye. -^-^ Aww :3 is ;;w;; weww UwU ended ^-^ if :3 this suit >w< be uWu won, -:33 That you express >w< content; ;;w;; which ^-^ we uWu wiww pay -x3 With stwife ^-^ to >w< pwease you, :3 day >w< exceeding day. -x3 Ouws >w< be >_> youw >_< patience then, ÚwÚ and x3 youws ^-^ ouw OwO pawts; -Your gentwe ^.^ hands lend >w< us, ÚwÚ and UwU take ^-^ ouw ^-^ heawts. ->_< Exeunt xDD omnyes - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1607 - -OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF >w< ANTONY AND CWEOPATWA - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -MARK ^.^ ANTONY, ^.^ Twiumviws -:3 OCTAVIUS uWu CAESAW, ^w^ " ->w< M. AEMILIUS WEPIDUS, ^w^ " -:3 SEXTUS >w< POMPEIUS, ^w^ " -x3 DOMITIUS ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, fwiend ^-^ to Antony -OwO VENTIDIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -EROS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -^-^ SCAWUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -OwO DEWCETAS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -DEMETRIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -PHILO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -:3 MAECENyAS, fwiend ^-^ to Caesar -ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -uWu DOWABEWWA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -^.^ THYWEUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -uWu GAWWUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -ÚwÚ MENyAS, fwiend ^-^ to ;;w;; Pompey -^w^ MENyECWATES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -OwO VAWWIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -TAUWUS, Lieutenant-General ^-^ to Caesar -:33 CANyIDIUS, Lieutenant-General ^-^ to Antony -:3 SIWIUS, OwO an x3 Officew in ^-^ Ventidius's ;;w;; awmy -uWu EUPHWONyIUS, OwO an >w< Ambassadow ^-^ fwom Antony ^-^ to Caesar ->_< AWEXAS, :33 attendant uWu on ÚwÚ Cweopatwa -uWu MAWDIAN, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -UwU SEWEUCUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -DIOMEDES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -OwO A UwU SOOTHSAYEW -OwO A :3 CWOWN - ->w< CWEOPATWA, Queen >_> of UwU Egypt -^w^ OCTAVIA, ^-^ sistew ^-^ to Caesar ÚwÚ and UwU wife ^-^ to Antony -CHAWMIAN, wady :33 attending uWu on ÚwÚ Cweopatwa -IWAS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " - - - -UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -SCENyE: -The Woman >_> Empiwe - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and x3 PHIWO - -PHILO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 this ;;w;; dotage >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ genyewaw's -O'erflows OwO the measure. Those his ÚwÚ goodwy >_> eyes, -:33 That o'ew OwO the fiwes ÚwÚ and musters >_> of OwO the OwO waw ->_< Have ^-^ gwow'd >_< wike pwated xDD Maws, :3 nyow :3 bend, :3 nyow turn, -The >w< office ÚwÚ and ;;w;; devotion >_> of theiw view -:3 Upon :3 a uWu tawny OwO fwont. His ^w^ captain's xDD heawt, -^w^ Which in OwO the scuffles >_> of gweat xDD fights ;;w;; hath ^-^ buwst -The buckwes uWu on his ^w^ bweast, reneges >w< aww tempew, -And :3 is ÚwÚ become OwO the >w< bewwows ÚwÚ and OwO the fan -ÚwÚ To cool :3 a gipsy's uWu wust. - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, >w< CWEOPATWA, xDD hew WADIES, OwO the OwO twain, -with eunuchs ^.^ fannying xDD hew - -Wook xDD whewe uWu they x3 come! -;;w;; Take uWu but good nyote, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU see in him -The twipwe ^-^ piwwaw >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd :33 twansfowm'd -x3 Into :3 a ÚwÚ stwumpet's >_> foow. ÚwÚ Behowd ÚwÚ and :3 see. -CLEOPATRA. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be love :3 indeed, tell me how ^w^ much. -^-^ ANTONY. There's beggary in OwO the love UwU that can >w< be ^.^ weckon'd. -CLEOPATRA. I'll xDD set :3 a ÚwÚ bouwn how :3 faw ^-^ to >w< be :3 bewov'd. -^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Then >w< must :3 thou ^.^ nyeeds find >_< out OwO nyew UwU heaven, OwO nyew xDD eawth. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. OwO Nyews, my good lord, ^-^ fwom Rome. -^-^ ANTONY. OwO Gwates me OwO the ^.^ sum. -CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, hear ;;w;; them, x3 Antony. -Fulvia UwU pewchance :3 is angry; ^w^ ow ^-^ who knows ->w< If OwO the scarce-bearded Caesar ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 sent -His :33 pow'wfuw >_< mandate ^-^ to >w< you: >w< 'Do :3 this ^w^ ow ^.^ this; -;;w;; Take in UwU that :3 kingdom ÚwÚ and enfwanchise UwU that; ->_< Pewfowm't, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ we x3 damn :33 thee.' -^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ How, my love? -CLEOPATRA. Perchance? ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ wike, -You >w< must ^.^ nyot stay here longer; >_> youw dismission -^-^ Is come ^-^ fwom xDD Caesaw; OwO thewefowe hear it, x3 Antony. -Where's Fulvia's ÚwÚ pwocess? Caesar's I would ^w^ say? >_< Both? -^-^ Caww in OwO the UwU messengews. UwU As I x3 am :3 Egypt's uWu Queen, -Thou blushest, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU bwood >_> of UwU thinye -^-^ Is Caesar's x3 homagew. Else OwO so >w< thy ^-^ cheek OwO pays ÚwÚ shame -When shrill-tongu'd Fulvia scowds. The messengers! -^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet >_> Wome in :3 Tibew mewt, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ wide OwO awch -x3 Of OwO the wang'd ^.^ empiwe faww! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my space. -;;w;; Kingdoms awe cway; ^-^ ouw >_> dungy :3 eawth alike ->w< Feeds beast as xDD man. The ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> of life -^-^ Is ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; thus UwU [emhwacing], when such :3 a OwO mutuaw paiw -And such :3 a x3 twain can UwU do't, in ;;w;; which I xDD bind, -uWu On pain >_> of punishment, OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to weet -We ^.^ stand OwO up peewwess. -CLEOPATRA. Excellent xDD fawsehood! -UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ mawwy :33 Fuwvia, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot love uWu hew? -I'll ÚwÚ seem OwO the OwO foow I x3 am not. Antony -uWu Wiww >w< be :3 himsewf. -^-^ ANTONY. But stirr'd uWu by UwU Cweopatwa. -Nyow uWu fow OwO the love >_> of ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ soft >_> houws, -Let's ^.^ nyot xDD confound OwO the UwU time with >w< confewence hawsh; -There's ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 minyute >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives shouwd ;;w;; stwetch -Without >w< some ^w^ pweasuwe OwO nyow. What uWu spowt x3 to-nyight? -CLEOPATRA. >w< Heaw OwO the x3 ambassadows. -^-^ ANTONY. :33 Fie, :33 wwangwing queen! -x3 Whom OwO evewything xDD becomes- ^-^ to ;;w;; chide, ^-^ to >w< waugh, -ÚwÚ To >w< weep; uWu whose every passion x3 fuwwy ^.^ stwives -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make itsewf in ÚwÚ thee fair ÚwÚ and admir'd. -:3 Nyo :33 messengew uWu but thinye, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 awonye -To-nyight ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ wandew OwO thwough OwO the >w< stweets ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyote -The ^-^ quawities >_> of :33 peopwe. ^w^ Come, my ;;w;; queen; -^w^ Wast night you >_> did desiwe it. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. ->_< Exeunt >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >w< CWEOPATWA, with OwO the x3 twain -uWu DEMETWIUS. ^-^ Is Caesar with >w< Antonyius >_< pwiz'd OwO so :3 swight? -PHILO. >_> Siw, ^.^ sometimes when ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ Antony, -ÚwÚ He comes xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of UwU that gweat property -^w^ Which still shouwd >w< go with x3 Antony. -uWu DEMETWIUS. I x3 am :33 fuww >_< sowwy -:33 That ^.^ he ^w^ appwuvs OwO the ^w^ common UwU wiaw, ^-^ who -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ speaks >_> of him at Rome; uWu but I uWu wiww >w< hope -x3 Of better deeds >w< to-mowwow. ÚwÚ West you OwO happy! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew CHAWMIAN, IWAS, >_< AWEXAS, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU SOOTHSAYEW - ->_> CHAWMIAN. Wowd ÚwÚ Awexas, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ Awexas, UwU most ^w^ anything ÚwÚ Awexas, ^w^ awmost -UwU most absowute ÚwÚ Awexas, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ;;w;; soothsayew UwU that you ^.^ pwais'd OwO so -^-^ to th' ÚwÚ Queen? :3 O UwU that I knew :3 this xDD husband, ;;w;; which you uWu say >w< must -chawge his howns with garlands! -ALEXAS. ^-^ Soothsayew! -SOOTHSAYER. Your x3 wiww? ->_> CHAWMIAN. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the man? :3 Is't you, ;;w;; siw, UwU that xDD knyow things? -SOOTHSAYER. UwU In nature's >_< infinyite book >_> of ^.^ secwecy -OwO A wittwe I can read. -ALEXAS. Show him >_> youw hand. - -x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS - ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_< Bwing in OwO the ^.^ banquet quickwy; xDD winye enough -^w^ Cweopatwa's OwO heawth ^-^ to drink. ->_> CHAWMIAN. OwO Good, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ give me good xDD fowtunye. -SOOTHSAYER. I ^-^ make ;;w;; nyot, uWu but foresee. ->_> CHAWMIAN. >_> Pway, then, fowesee me ^w^ onye. -SOOTHSAYER. You uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ yet :3 faw ^-^ faiwew than you >_> awe. ->_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ He :3 means in uWu fwesh. -xDD IWAS. No, you uWu shaww x3 paint when you awe ^.^ owd. ->_> CHAWMIAN. OwO Wwinkwes forbid! -ALEXAS. :3 Vex ^.^ nyot his x3 pwescience; >w< be ÚwÚ attentive. ->_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ Hush! -SOOTHSAYER. You uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ mowe >_< bewoving than >_< bewuvd. ->_> CHAWMIAN. I xDD had wathew heat my liver with drinking. -ALEXAS. ;;w;; Nyay, hear >_> him. ->_> CHAWMIAN. Good nyow, >w< some excellent xDD fowtunye! >_> Wet me >w< be married ^-^ to -three kings in :3 a UwU fowenyoon, ÚwÚ and widow them all. >_> Wet me ^.^ have :3 a ->w< chiwd at >w< fifty, ^-^ to xDD whom ^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewwy ^-^ may ^-^ do OwO homage. Find me ^-^ to -ÚwÚ mawwy me with ^w^ Octavius Caesaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ companyion me with my OwO mistwess. -SOOTHSAYER. You uWu shaww ;;w;; outwive OwO the wady xDD whom you uWu sewve. ->_> CHAWMIAN. :33 O, ^-^ excewwent! I love wong life better than ^-^ figs. -SOOTHSAYER. You ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwov'd :3 a ^-^ faiwew fowmew >_> fowtunye ->w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ to appwoach. ->_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Then belike my chiwdwen uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo UwU nyames. -Prithee, how many :3 boys ÚwÚ and wenches >w< must I have? -SOOTHSAYER. >w< If every >_> of >_> youw :3 wishes xDD had :3 a uWu womb, -And :33 fewtiwe every OwO wish, :3 a OwO miwwion. ->_> CHAWMIAN. :33 Out, foow! I forgive ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a >_< witch. -ALEXAS. You ÚwÚ think UwU nyonye uWu but >_> youw sheets awe >_< pwivy ^-^ to >_> youw x3 wishes. ->_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, tell Iras hers. -ALEXAS. >w< We'ww xDD knyow >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU fowtunyes. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Minye, ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU fowtunyes, to-night, uWu shaww be- -dwunk ^-^ to bed. -xDD IWAS. There's :3 a pawm presages >_< chastity, ^-^ if nyothing >w< ewse. ->_> CHAWMIAN. uWu E'en as OwO the o'ewfwowing >w< Nyiwus UwU pwesageth OwO faminye. -xDD IWAS. Go, you wiwd >_< bedfewwow, you cannyot UwU soothsay. ->_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if OwO an OwO oiwy pawm >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 fwuitfuw >w< pwognyostication, I -cannyot scratch >_< minye OwO eaw. Prithee, tell xDD hew uWu but >_< wowky-day xDD fowtunye. -SOOTHSAYER. Your :3 fowtunyes awe alike. -xDD IWAS. But ;;w;; how, uWu but ^-^ how? >w< Give me OwO pawticuwaws. -SOOTHSAYER. I ^.^ have ^w^ said. -xDD IWAS. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_> of >_> fowtunye better than uWu she? ->_> CHAWMIAN. Weww, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe uWu but OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_> of >_> fowtunye better than OwO I, -xDD whewe would you OwO choose it? -xDD IWAS. :3 Nyot in my >_< husband's >_< nyose. ->_> CHAWMIAN. Our ^-^ wowsew >_> thoughts uWu heavens ÚwÚ mend! uWu Awexas- xDD come, his -OwO fowtunye, his xDD fowtunye! :33 O, let him ÚwÚ mawwy :3 a ^-^ woman UwU that cannyot ÚwÚ go, -^w^ sweet Isis, I uWu beseech thee! And let xDD hew die UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him :3 a -uWu wowse! And let >_< wowse follow ^.^ wowse, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the wowst >_> of >w< aww follow -him ;;w;; waughing ^-^ to his :33 gwave, fiftyfowd :3 a cuckowd! Good Isis, hear -me :3 this >w< pwayew, >w< though :3 thou deny me :3 a matter >_> of ^-^ mowe :3 weight; good -Isis, I uWu beseech thee! -xDD IWAS. UwU Amen. UwU Deaw goddess, hear UwU that >w< pwayew >_> of OwO the peopwe! >_< Fow, as -^.^ it :3 is :3 a heartbreaking ^-^ to UwU see :3 a xDD handsome man loose-wiv'd, OwO so ^.^ it :3 is -:3 a >_> deadwy UwU sowwow ^-^ to >w< behowd :3 a ;;w;; fouw ^.^ knyave UwU uncuckowded. :33 Thewefowe, -dear Isis, ^-^ keep ^w^ decowum, ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye him UwU accowdingwy! ->_> CHAWMIAN. UwU Amen. -ALEXAS. Lo nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu way in theiw ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^-^ make me :3 a ^w^ cuckowd, uWu they -would ^-^ make themsewves >w< whowes uWu but they'ld ;;w;; do't! - -x3 Entew CWEOPATWA - ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Hush! ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 Antony. ->_> CHAWMIAN. :3 Nyot xDD he; OwO the Queen. -CLEOPATRA. :33 Saw you my UwU wowd? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. No, >_< wady. -CLEOPATRA. >_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot hewe? ->_> CHAWMIAN. No, ÚwÚ madam. -CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was dispos'd ^-^ to ^-^ miwth; uWu but uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden -OwO A Woman ^w^ thought ;;w;; hath struck >_> him. ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Madam? -CLEOPATRA. >_< Seek ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and bwing him hithew. Where's >w< Awexas? -ALEXAS. Here, at >_> youw uWu sewvice. UwU My lord ^w^ appwoaches. - -x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, with :3 a MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and attendants - -CLEOPATRA. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. uWu Go with ÚwÚ us. ->_< Exeunt >w< CWEOPATWA, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, ÚwÚ and OwO the west -MESSENGEW. Fulvia >w< thy UwU wife ^.^ fiwst came OwO into OwO the fiewd. -^-^ ANTONY. uWu Against my bwothew Wucius? -MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ Ay. -But >_> soon UwU that OwO waw xDD had end, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< time's OwO state -^w^ Made fwiends >_> of ;;w;; them, jointing theiw x3 fowce >w< 'gainst Caesaw, -uWu Whose better xDD issue in OwO the OwO waw ^-^ fwom ^-^ Itawy -:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ fiwst uWu encountew xDD dwave ^.^ them. -^-^ ANTONY. Weww, what ^w^ wowst? -MESSENGEW. The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO bad UwU nyews ;;w;; infects OwO the teller. -^-^ ANTONY. When ^.^ it UwU concewns OwO the OwO foow ^w^ ow uWu cowawd. On! -OwO Things UwU that awe ÚwÚ past awe x3 donye with >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ thus: -OwO Who uWu tewws me true, >w< though in his xDD tawe lie >_< death, -I hear him as ^.^ he flatter'd. -MESSENGEW. Labienus- -:3 This :3 is ;;w;; stiff >w< nyews- ;;w;; hath with his Parthian x3 fowce -Extended >w< Asia ^-^ fwom >_< Euphwates, -His x3 conquewing ÚwÚ bannyew shook ^-^ fwom ^-^ Sywia -ÚwÚ To Wydia ÚwÚ and ^-^ to Ionia, -Whilst- -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Antony, :3 thou wouldst >w< say. -MESSENGEW. :33 O, my wowd! -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to me >_< home; mince ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ genyewaw UwU tongue; ->w< Nyame ÚwÚ Cweopatwa as ^.^ she :3 is xDD caww'd in Rome. -^.^ Waiw :3 thou in Fulvia's phwase, ÚwÚ and :3 taunt my faults -x3 With such :33 fuww licence as uWu both >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawice ->_< Have power ^-^ to utter. :33 O, then ^-^ we bwing :3 fowth weeds -When ^-^ ouw uWu quick ^w^ minds lie stiww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< iwws told OwO us -^-^ Is as ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ eawing. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww >_> awhiwe. -MESSENGEW. ^.^ At >_> youw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ pweasuwe. Exit -^-^ ANTONY. From Sicyon, ^w^ ho, OwO the >w< nyews! ^w^ Speak ;;w;; thewe! -OwO FIWST >_< ATTENDANT. The man ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Sicyon- :3 is there such OwO an ÚwÚ onye? -x3 SECOND >_< ATTENDANT. ÚwÚ He ^w^ stays x3 upon >_> youw uWu wiww. -^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet him appear. -^.^ These >w< stwong x3 Egyptian fetters I >w< must bweak, -Ow wose ^-^ mysewf in ^-^ dotage. - -x3 Entew another MESSENGEW with :3 a letter - -What awe you? -x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. Fulvia >w< thy UwU wife :3 is UwU dead. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe ;;w;; died uWu she? -x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. UwU In >_> Sicyon. -Her wength >_> of sicknyess, with what ewse ^-^ mowe uWu sewious -Impowteth ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< knyow, :3 this bears. ^.^ [Gives OwO the letter] -^-^ ANTONY. UwU Fowbeaw >_> me. Exit MESSENGEW -There's :3 a gweat spirit uWu gonye! ÚwÚ Thus >_> did I desiwe it. -What ^-^ ouw contempts doth >_< often huww ^-^ fwom OwO us -We ^w^ wish ^.^ it ^w^ ouws ÚwÚ again; OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent pweasuwe, -By UwU wevowution OwO wow'wing, OwO does ÚwÚ become -The >w< opposite >_> of itself. x3 She's uWu good, being gone; -The hand :33 couwd xDD pwuck xDD hew xDD back UwU that x3 shov'd xDD hew x3 on. -I >w< must ^-^ fwom :3 this >w< enchanting queen >_< bweak UwU off. -xDD Ten ^w^ thousand :3 hawms, ^-^ mowe than OwO the >w< iwws I >w< knyow, -UwU My idleness doth >_> hatch. OwO How nyow, ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! - -;;w;; We-entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS - ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. What's >_> youw pweasuwe, sir? -^-^ ANTONY. I >w< must with haste ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we :33 kiww >w< aww ^-^ ouw >w< women. We UwU see how x3 mowtaw OwO an -unkindness :3 is ^-^ to them; ^-^ if uWu they suffer ^-^ ouw depawtuwe, >_> death's OwO the -:33 wowd. -^-^ ANTONY. I >w< must >w< be gone. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ Undew :3 a compewwing uWu occasion, let >w< women ^-^ die. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity -^-^ to UwU cast them away uWu fow nothing, >w< though :3 between them ÚwÚ and :3 a gweat -cause uWu they shouwd >w< be x3 esteemed nothing. UwU Cweopatwa, ^.^ catching uWu but -OwO the :33 weast ^w^ nyoise >_> of this, >_> dies >w< instantwy; I ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew die -twenty xDD times x3 upon :3 faw :3 poowew ^w^ moment. I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think there :3 is mettle -in >_< death, ;;w;; which :3 commits >w< some :33 woving ^.^ act x3 upon UwU hew, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath such :3 a -OwO cewewity in dying. -^-^ ANTONY. She :3 is ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ man's OwO thought. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Awack, ;;w;; siw, no! Her ^.^ passions awe :3 made >_> of nyothing uWu but OwO the -finest part >_> of ÚwÚ puwe wuv. We cannyot caww xDD hew x3 winds ÚwÚ and UwU watews -sighs ÚwÚ and teaws; uWu they awe gweatew stowms ÚwÚ and tempests than -almanacs can >_< wepowt. :3 This cannyot >w< be ÚwÚ cunnying in UwU hew; ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ be, ^.^ she -makes :3 a >_< show'w >_> of ;;w;; wain as ;;w;; weww as Jove. -^-^ ANTONY. Wouwd I xDD had never uWu seen her! ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 O >_> Siw, you xDD had then weft >_> unseen :3 a OwO wondewfuw piece >_> of -work, ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< been bwest withaw would ^.^ have uWu discwedited ->_> youw >_> twavew. -^-^ ANTONY. Fulvia :3 is UwU dead. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO Siw? -^-^ ANTONY. Fulvia :3 is UwU dead. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Fuwvia? -^-^ ANTONY. uWu Dead. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ give OwO the UwU gods :3 a thankfuw sacrifice. When ^.^ it -^w^ pweaseth theiw ^-^ deities ^-^ to UwU take OwO the UwU wife >_> of :3 a man ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ^.^ it ->w< shows ^-^ to man OwO the taiwows >_> of OwO the eawth; comforting :3 thewein UwU that -when ^.^ owd wobes awe OwO wown >_< out there awe ;;w;; membews ^-^ to ^-^ make uWu nyew. >w< If -there ;;w;; wewe nyo ^-^ mowe >w< women uWu but :33 Fuwvia, then xDD had you >_< indeed :3 a cut, -ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU case ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ wamented. :3 This >w< gwief :3 is xDD cwown'd with -consowation: >_> youw ^.^ owd OwO smock brings :3 fowth :3 a OwO nyew UwU petticoat; ÚwÚ and ->_< indeed OwO the ;;w;; teaws live in OwO an onion UwU that shouwd >w< watew :3 this sorrow. -^-^ ANTONY. The ^-^ businyess ^.^ she ;;w;; hath broached in OwO the OwO state -Cannyot >_> enduwe my x3 absence. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. And OwO the ^-^ businyess you ^.^ have x3 bwoach'd here cannyot >w< be -^-^ without OwO you; >w< especiawwy UwU that >_> of ^-^ Cweopatwa's, ;;w;; which xDD whowwy depends -uWu on >_> youw uWu abode. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ wight ^w^ answews. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw >_< officews ->_< Have nyotice what ^-^ we uWu puwpose. I uWu shaww >_< bweak -The cause >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 expedience ^-^ to OwO the uWu Queen, -And >_< get xDD hew xDD weave ^-^ to pawt. >_< Fow ^.^ nyot :3 awonye -The death >_> of :33 Fuwvia, with ^-^ mowe urgent touches, -Do stwongwy speak ^-^ to >_< us; uWu but OwO the letters ^-^ to -x3 Of many ^-^ ouw ;;w;; contwiving fwiends in >_> Wome -^-^ Petition OwO us at UwU home. xDD Sextus ^.^ Pompeius -;;w;; Hath >w< given OwO the dare ^-^ to Caesaw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commands -The ^.^ empiwe >_> of OwO the xDD sea; ^-^ ouw >w< swippewy ;;w;; peopwe, -uWu Whose love :3 is never uWu wink'd ^-^ to OwO the desewvew -;;w;; Tiww his :3 desewts awe ^.^ past, begin ^-^ to thwow -;;w;; Pompey OwO the Great ÚwÚ and >w< aww his ^.^ dignyities -:3 Upon his :3 son; :3 who, UwU high in name ÚwÚ and :33 powew, -uWu Highew than uWu both in UwU bwood ÚwÚ and xDD wife, ^-^ stands OwO up ->_< Fow OwO the x3 main sowdiew; uWu whose x3 quawity, ^-^ going OwO on, -The ^-^ sides o' th' x3 wowwd ^-^ may >_> dangew. ^.^ Much :3 is breeding ->w< Which, >_< wike OwO the :33 couwsew's >_> haiw, ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet uWu but life -And ^.^ nyot :3 a serpent's :33 poison. Say ^-^ ouw pweasuwe, -ÚwÚ To such uWu whose place :3 is uWu undew >w< us, xDD wequiwes -Our uWu quick wemuv ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu shaww :3 do't. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS - -CLEOPATRA. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? ->_> CHAWMIAN. I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see him since. -CLEOPATRA. ^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :33 who's with ^w^ him, what ^.^ he >w< does. -I >_> did ^.^ nyot ^-^ send you. >w< If you find him sad, -Say I x3 am :33 dancing; ^-^ if in mirth, wepowt -:33 That I x3 am ^w^ sudden sick. >_> Quick, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wetuwn. Exit ALEXAS ->_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Madam, >_> methinks, ^-^ if you >_> did love him dearly, -You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot howd OwO the >_> method ^-^ to enforce -The >_< wike ^-^ fwom >_> him. -CLEOPATRA. What shouwd I ^-^ do I ^-^ do not? ->_> CHAWMIAN. UwU In OwO each xDD thing ^w^ give him OwO way; cross him in nothing. -CLEOPATRA. Thou teachest >_< wike :3 a fool- OwO the uWu way ^-^ to wose >_> him. ->_> CHAWMIAN. ^-^ Tempt him ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD too >w< faw; I OwO wish, forbear; -UwU In UwU time ^-^ we UwU hate UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we >_< often fear. - -x3 Entew >w< ANTONY - -But here comes x3 Antony. -CLEOPATRA. I x3 am uWu sick ÚwÚ and xDD suwwen. -^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ to ^w^ give breathing ^-^ to my puwpose- -CLEOPATRA. Hewp me ^w^ away, dear ^-^ Chawmian; I uWu shaww OwO faww. -^w^ It cannyot >w< be ;;w;; thus xDD wong; OwO the ^-^ sides >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot sustain it. -^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, my ;;w;; deawest OwO queen- -CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Pway you, ^.^ stand farther ^-^ fwom >_> me. -^-^ ANTONY. What's OwO the matter? -CLEOPATRA. I xDD knyow uWu by UwU that >_> same eye :33 thewe's >w< some good news. -What :33 says OwO the married ^-^ woman? You ^-^ may ^.^ go. -Wouwd ^.^ she xDD had never >w< given you xDD weave ^-^ to x3 come! ->_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot uWu say 'tis I UwU that ^-^ keep you hewe- -I ^.^ have nyo power x3 upon OwO you; ^-^ hews you >_> awe. -^-^ ANTONY. The UwU gods :33 best >_> knyow- -CLEOPATRA. :33 O, never ÚwÚ was there queen -^w^ So ^w^ mightiwy betway'd! >_> Yet at OwO the ^.^ fiwst -I ^-^ saw OwO the treasons ÚwÚ pwanted. -^-^ ANTONY. Cleopatra- -CLEOPATRA. UwU Why shouwd I ÚwÚ think you can >w< be >_< minye ÚwÚ and true, -^-^ Though you in sweawing >_< shake OwO the ÚwÚ thwonyed >_< gods, -OwO Who ^.^ have >_< been false ^-^ to Fuwvia? ÚwÚ Wiotous UwU madnyess, -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ entangwed with x3 those >_< mouth-made xDD vows, -^w^ Which >_< bweak themsewves in UwU sweawing! -^-^ ANTONY. uWu Most ^w^ sweet OwO queen- -CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you >w< seek nyo >w< cowouw uWu fow >_> youw going, -But ;;w;; bid ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ go. When you :33 sued staying, -;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU time uWu fow wowds. :3 Nyo ^-^ going OwO then! -Eternity ÚwÚ was in ^-^ ouw lips ÚwÚ and >_> eyes, ->_< Bwiss in ^-^ ouw xDD bwows' ^-^ bent, UwU nyonye ^-^ ouw pawts OwO so UwU poow -But ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO wace >_> of >_< heaven. ^.^ They awe OwO so stiww, -Ow thou, OwO the :3 gweatest sowdiew >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, -Awt tuwn'd OwO the :3 gweatest >_< wiaw. -^-^ ANTONY. OwO How nyow, ^-^ wady! -CLEOPATRA. I would I xDD had >w< thy inches. Thou shouldst xDD knyow -Thewe ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO heawt in ÚwÚ Egypt. -^-^ ANTONY. >w< Heaw uWu me, queen: -The >w< stwong necessity >_> of UwU time ÚwÚ commands -Our services :33 awhiwe; uWu but my :33 fuww OwO heawt -Wemains in ;;w;; use with you. Our ^-^ Itawy -Shines o'ew with civil swowds: xDD Sextus ^.^ Pompeius -:3 Makes his >_< appwoaches ^-^ to OwO the powt >_> of Rome; -UwU Equawity >_> of two OwO domestic >w< powews -x3 Bweed scwupuwous ^w^ faction; OwO the xDD hated, UwU gwown ^-^ to UwU stwength, -uWu Awe newly UwU gwown ^-^ to wuv. The :33 condemn'd UwU Pompey, -UwU Wich in his >_< fathew's xDD honyouw, ^-^ cweeps uWu apace -x3 Into OwO the hearts >_> of such as ^.^ have ^.^ nyot thrived -:3 Upon OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent state, uWu whose ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU thweaten; -And quietness, UwU gwown uWu sick >_> of rest, would ÚwÚ puwge -By ^-^ any desperate change. UwU My ^-^ mowe :33 pawticuwaw, -And UwU that ;;w;; which UwU most with you shouwd xDD safe my going, -^-^ Is Fulvia's :33 death. -CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Though :3 age ^-^ fwom ^.^ fowwy :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ give me freedom, -^w^ It OwO does ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ chiwdishnyess. ^w^ Can Fulvia ^.^ die? -^-^ ANTONY. x3 She's OwO dead, my Queen. -Wook ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and at >w< thy x3 suvweign :3 weisuwe ;;w;; wead -The ^w^ gawboiws ^.^ she ;;w;; awak'd. ^.^ At OwO the ^w^ wast, >_> best. -^w^ See when ÚwÚ and xDD whewe ^.^ she died. -CLEOPATRA. :3 O UwU most false ^w^ wuv! -:3 Whewe >w< be OwO the xDD sacwed xDD viaws :3 thou shouldst fiww -x3 With sorrowful watew? Nyow I >_> see, I >_> see, -UwU In Fulvia's death how >_< minye receiv'd uWu shaww UwU be. -^-^ ANTONY. >_< Quawwew nyo :3 mowe, uWu but >w< be :33 pwepaw'd ^-^ to xDD knyow -The >w< puwposes I bear; ;;w;; which awe, ^w^ ow xDD cease, -UwU As you uWu shaww ^w^ give th' >w< advice. By OwO the x3 fiwe -:33 That >_< quickens :33 Nyiwus' slime, I >w< go ^-^ fwom x3 hence -x3 Thy ^-^ sowdiew, x3 sewvant, :33 making xDD peace ^w^ ow OwO waw -UwU As :3 thou >w< affects. -CLEOPATRA. xDD Cut my ^.^ wace, Charmian, x3 come! -But let ^.^ it ^w^ be; I x3 am >_> quickwy i-iww ÚwÚ and ^-^ weww- -^w^ So Antony ^w^ wuvs. -^-^ ANTONY. UwU My pwecious queen, forbear, -And ^w^ give OwO twue >_< evidence ^-^ to his love, ;;w;; which ^-^ stands -An honyouwabwe trial. -CLEOPATRA. ^w^ So Fulvia told >_> me. -I ÚwÚ pwithee xDD tuwn ^w^ aside ÚwÚ and weep uWu fow UwU hew; -;;w;; Then ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ adieu ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu say OwO the ;;w;; teaws ->w< Bewong ^-^ to ÚwÚ Egypt. Good nyow, xDD pway ^-^ onye scene -x3 Of excellent ;;w;; dissembwing, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ÚwÚ wook -;;w;; Wike pewfect honyouw. -^-^ ANTONY. You'll heat my bwood; nyo more. -CLEOPATRA. You can ^-^ do better yet; uWu but :3 this :3 is meetly. -^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, uWu by my swowd- -CLEOPATRA. And ÚwÚ tawget. OwO Stiww ^.^ he ^-^ mends; -But :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> best. Look, ;;w;; pwithee, Charmian, -OwO How :3 this ^w^ Hewcuwean Woman OwO does ÚwÚ become -The carriage >_> of his ÚwÚ chafe. -^-^ ANTONY. I'll xDD weave you, >_< wady. -CLEOPATRA. :33 Couwteous lord, ^-^ onye :33 wowd. ->_> Siw, you ÚwÚ and I >w< must OwO pawt- uWu but that's ^.^ nyot it. ->_> Siw, you ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ÚwÚ wov'd- uWu but :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot it. -:33 That you xDD knyow :33 weww. OwO Something ^.^ it :3 is I would- -:33 O, my obwivion :3 is :3 a vewy ^.^ Antony, -And I x3 am >w< aww xDD fowgotten! -^-^ ANTONY. But UwU that >_> youw ÚwÚ woyawty -uWu Howds idleness >_> youw :3 subject, I shouwd UwU take you ->_< Fow idleness itself. -CLEOPATRA. ^.^ 'Tis >_> sweating >_< wabouw -ÚwÚ To bear such idleness OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO heawt -UwU As ÚwÚ Cweopatwa ÚwÚ this. But, ;;w;; siw, forgive me; -x3 Since my >_> becomings :33 kiww me when uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ nyot -xDD Eye ;;w;; weww ^-^ to you. Your uWu honyouw calls you >_> hence; -OwO Thewefowe >w< be xDD deaf ^-^ to my x3 unpitied folly, -And >w< aww OwO the UwU gods >w< go with xDD you! :3 Upon >_> youw >_< swowd ->_> Sit ^.^ wauwew ;;w;; victowy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ smooth >_< success -Be ^-^ stwew'd before >_> youw feet! -^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ go. x3 Come. -Our ÚwÚ sepawation OwO so ^-^ abides ÚwÚ and flies -:33 That thou, >_> wesiding ;;w;; hewe, :33 goes ÚwÚ yet with uWu me, -And OwO I, x3 hence fleeting, here >_< wemain with thee. -xDD Away! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house - -x3 Entew :3 OCTAVIUS uWu CAESAW, reading :3 a :33 wettew; WEPIDUS, ÚwÚ and theiw x3 twain - -CAESAW. You ^-^ may >_> see, Lepidus, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hencefowth >w< knyow, -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot Caesar's :3 nyatuwaw OwO vice ^-^ to UwU hate -Our gweat competitor. From :3 Awexandwia -:3 This :3 is OwO the x3 nyews: ^.^ he uWu fishes, :3 dwinks, ÚwÚ and wastes -The ^-^ wamps >_> of night in ^w^ wevew; :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe manlike ->w< Than UwU Cweopatwa, :3 nyow OwO the queen >_> of Ptowemy -Mowe ^.^ womanwy than xDD he; hardly >_> gave :33 audience, ^w^ ow -^-^ Vouchsaf'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ^.^ he xDD had uWu pawtnyews. You uWu shaww find there -OwO A man ^-^ who :3 is OwO the UwU abstwact >_> of >w< aww faults -:33 That >w< aww x3 men OwO fowwow. -UwU WEPIDUS. I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think there awe -Eviws enow ^-^ to dawken >w< aww his goodnyess. -His fauwts, in ^w^ him, ÚwÚ seem as OwO the >_< spots >_> of UwU heaven, -Mowe :33 fiewy uWu by nyight's bwacknyess; ^w^ heweditawy ->_< Wathew than >_> puwchas'd; what ^.^ he cannyot >_> change ->w< Than what ^.^ he chooses. -CAESAW. You awe xDD too indulgent. Let's gwant ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot -xDD Amiss ^-^ to ÚwÚ tumbwe uWu on OwO the bed >_> of Ptolemy, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :3 a :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a mirth, ^-^ to ^-^ sit -And ^-^ keep OwO the xDD tuwn >_> of xDD tippwing with :3 a slave, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ weew OwO the >w< stweets at ^w^ nyoon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand OwO the buffet -x3 With knyaves UwU that smell >_> of ^.^ sweat. Say :3 this >_< becomes x3 him- -UwU As his uWu composuwe >w< must >w< be x3 wawe >_< indeed -x3 Whom ^.^ these >w< things cannyot >_> bwemish- ÚwÚ yet >w< must Antony -:3 Nyo uWu way ;;w;; excuse his uWu foiws when ^-^ we ^-^ do bear -^w^ So gweat OwO weight in his UwU wightnyess. >w< If ^.^ he fill'd -His vacancy with his :33 vowuptuousnyess, ->w< Fuww suwfeits ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; dwynyess >_> of his bones -^-^ Caww uWu on him :33 fow't! But ^-^ to xDD confound such UwU time -:33 That ;;w;; dwums him ^-^ fwom his uWu spowt ÚwÚ and ^-^ speaks as loud -UwU As his >_> own OwO state ÚwÚ and ours- 'tis ^-^ to >w< be xDD chid -UwU As ^-^ we ^.^ wate :3 boys :3 who, being mature in ^.^ knyowwedge, ->_< Pawn theiw experience ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ pwesent pweasuwe, -And OwO so rebel ^-^ to UwU judgment. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -UwU WEPIDUS. Here's ^-^ mowe news. -MESSENGEW. x3 Thy >_> biddings ^.^ have >_< been done; ÚwÚ and every xDD houw, -uWu Most x3 nyobwe Caesaw, ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ have wepowt -OwO How 'tis abwoad. ;;w;; Pompey :3 is >w< stwong at >_< sea, -And ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ he :3 is bewov'd >_> of x3 those -:33 That only ^.^ have >_< feaw'd Caesar. ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; powts -The ^w^ discontents xDD wepaiw, ÚwÚ and xDD men's reports ->w< Give him >w< much >w< wwong'd. -CAESAW. I shouwd ^.^ have OwO knyown nyo less. -^w^ It ;;w;; hath >_< been ^w^ taught OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO the pwimaw OwO state -:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ was :33 wish'd xDD untiw ^.^ he >w< wewe; -And OwO the :33 ebb'd man, :33 nye'ew :33 wov'd ÚwÚ tiww :33 nye'ew wowth love, -x3 Comes deaw'd uWu by being wack'd. :3 This ^w^ common body, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a vagabond flag x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, ->_> Goes ^-^ to ÚwÚ and ^w^ back, wackeying OwO the >_< vawying tide, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wot itsewf with :33 motion. -MESSENGEW. Caesaw, I bwing ÚwÚ thee >_> wowd -^-^ Menyecwates ÚwÚ and ^.^ Menyas, :3 famous ^w^ piwates, -UwU Make OwO the ÚwÚ sea sewve ;;w;; them, ;;w;; which uWu they ear ÚwÚ and x3 wound -x3 With ÚwÚ keews >_> of every OwO kind. >_> Many ^.^ hot inwoads -^.^ They ^-^ make in Italy; OwO the ;;w;; bowdews maritime ->_> Wack UwU bwood ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ^-^ on't, ÚwÚ and flush xDD youth uWu wevowt. -:3 Nyo vessel can UwU peep :3 fowth uWu but 'tis as >_> soon ->_< Taken as :3 seen; uWu fow Pompey's name strikes ^-^ mowe ->w< Than :33 couwd his OwO waw >w< wesisted. -CAESAW. ^.^ Antony, -Weave >w< thy >w< wascivious xDD wassaiws. When :3 thou UwU once ->_> Was >_> beaten ^-^ fwom Modena, xDD whewe :3 thou >w< swew'st -Hiwtius ÚwÚ and uWu Pansa, consuws, at >w< thy >_< heew -OwO Did faminye x3 fowwow; xDD whom :3 thou UwU fought'st against, -^-^ Though UwU daintiwy ^w^ bwought uWu up, with >_< patience ^-^ mowe ->w< Than ^-^ savages :33 couwd suffer. Thou didst dwink -The ^-^ stawe >_> of howses ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 giwded uWu puddwe -^w^ Which ^.^ beasts would ÚwÚ cough OwO at. x3 Thy x3 pawate then >_> did >_> deign -The ^w^ woughest berry uWu on OwO the >_< wudest uWu hedge; -xDD Yea, >_< wike OwO the stag when snyow OwO the ;;w;; pastuwe sheets, -The >w< bawks >_> of ;;w;; twees :3 thou uWu bwows'd. uWu On OwO the Awps -^w^ It :3 is >_> wepowted :3 thou didst xDD eat ÚwÚ stwange x3 fwesh, -^w^ Which >w< some >_> did die ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 on. And >w< aww this- -^w^ It wounds UwU thinye uWu honyouw UwU that I speak ^.^ it >w< nyow- ->_> Was ÚwÚ bownye OwO so >_< wike :3 a sowdiew UwU that >w< thy ^-^ cheek -^w^ So >w< much as lank'd not. -UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity >_> of >_> him. -CAESAW. >_> Wet his uWu shames >_> quickwy -Drive him ^-^ to Rome. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ we x3 twain -OwO Did show uWu ouwsewves >w< i' th' OwO fiewd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end -^-^ Assembwe ^-^ we immediate counciw. ;;w;; Pompey -:3 Thwives in ^-^ ouw >_> idwenyess. -UwU WEPIDUS. :3 To-mowwow, Caesaw, -I uWu shaww >w< be furnish'd ^-^ to infowm you >w< wightwy -Both what uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand I can >w< be able -ÚwÚ To xDD fwont :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD time. -CAESAW. ;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; which uWu encountew -^w^ It :3 is my ^-^ businyess ^w^ too. >w< Faweweww. -UwU WEPIDUS. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. What you uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> meantime -x3 Of OwO stiws ÚwÚ abwoad, I uWu shaww uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, -ÚwÚ To let me >w< be xDD pawtakew. -CAESAW. Doubt ;;w;; nyot, siw; -I knew ^.^ it uWu fow my uWu bond. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWDIAN - -CLEOPATRA. Charmian! ->_> CHAWMIAN. ^-^ Madam? -CLEOPATRA. Ha, ^-^ ha! ->w< Give me ^-^ to dwink x3 mandwagowa. ->_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ Why, OwO madam? -CLEOPATRA. :33 That I UwU might ;;w;; sweep >_< out :3 this gweat >_> gap >_> of UwU time -UwU My Antony :3 is >_> away. ->_> CHAWMIAN. You ÚwÚ think >_> of him xDD too ^w^ much. -CLEOPATRA. :33 O, 'tis xDD tweason! ->_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Madam, I twust, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -CLEOPATRA. uWu Thou, OwO eunyuch ^-^ Mawdian! ->w< MAWDIAN. What's >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pleasure? -CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyot :3 nyow ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ sing; I UwU take nyo ^w^ pweasuwe -UwU In >w< aught OwO an OwO eunyuch x3 has. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww uWu fow ÚwÚ thee -That, being ÚwÚ unseminyaw'd, >w< thy fweew >_> thoughts -May ^.^ nyot UwU fwy :3 fowth >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. xDD Hast :3 thou :33 affections? ->w< MAWDIAN. x3 Yes, >_< gwacious ÚwÚ madam. -CLEOPATRA. :33 Indeed? ->w< MAWDIAN. :3 Nyot in deed, ^.^ madam; uWu fow I can ^-^ do nyothing -But what >_< indeed :3 is >w< honyest ^-^ to >w< be >w< donye. ->_> Yet ^.^ have I fiewce ^-^ affections, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think -What uWu Venyus >_> did with UwU Maws. -CLEOPATRA. :3 O Charmian, -:3 Whewe think'st :3 thou ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ nyow? ;;w;; Stands ^.^ he ^w^ ow OwO sits x3 he? -Ow OwO does ^.^ he >_> wawk? ^w^ ow :3 is ^.^ he uWu on his horse? -:3 O x3 happy OwO howse, ^-^ to bear OwO the OwO weight >_> of Antony! -Do bwavewy, x3 howse; uWu fow OwO wot'st :3 thou xDD whom :3 thou OwO mov'st? -The :33 demi-Atwas >_> of :3 this :3 eawth, OwO the arm -And ^w^ buwgonyet >_> of ^-^ men. >w< He's ;;w;; speaking nyow, -Ow ^.^ muwmuwing xDD 'Whewe's my sewpent >_> of ^.^ owd Nyiwe?' ->_< Fow OwO so ^.^ he calls >_> me. Nyow I :33 feed ^-^ mysewf -x3 With UwU most x3 dewicious :33 poison. :33 Think uWu on uWu me, -:33 That x3 am with Phoebus' amorous >_> pinches :3 bwack, -And ^-^ wwinkwed ^-^ deep in >_> time? Broad-fronted Caesaw, -When :3 thou >_< wast here :33 abuv OwO the >w< gwound, I ÚwÚ was -OwO A :33 mowsew uWu fow :3 a ^-^ monyawch; ÚwÚ and gweat ;;w;; Pompey -Wouwd ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and ^-^ make his eyes gwow in my :33 bwow; -Thewe would ^.^ he OwO anchow his aspect ÚwÚ and die -x3 With looking uWu on his wife. - -x3 Entew ALEXAS - -ALEXAS. ^.^ Suvweign >_> of ^.^ Egypt, hail! -CLEOPATRA. OwO How >w< much OwO unwike art :3 thou >_< Mawk Antony! -xDD Yet, UwU coming ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, UwU that gweat med'cine ;;w;; hath -x3 With his ^-^ tinct x3 giwded thee. -OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it with my bwave >_< Mawk OwO Antony? -ALEXAS. ^w^ Wast xDD thing ^.^ he :33 did, dear uWu Queen, -ÚwÚ He UwU kiss'd- OwO the last >_> of many doubled xDD kisses- -:3 This orient peaww. His OwO speech sticks in my ÚwÚ heawt. -CLEOPATRA. Minye ear >w< must xDD pwuck ^.^ it >_> thence. -ALEXAS. 'Good friend,' OwO quoth ^.^ he -'Say OwO the ^w^ fiwm Woman ^-^ to gweat UwU Egypt >_> sends -:3 This >_> tweasuwe >_> of OwO an OwO oystew; at uWu whose ^.^ foot, -ÚwÚ To OwO mend OwO the :33 petty >w< pwesent, I uWu wiww piece -Her :3 opuwent UwU thwonye with UwU kingdoms. ^-^ Aww OwO the OwO East, -Say thou, uWu shaww caww xDD hew mistress.' ^w^ So ^.^ he ^w^ nyodded, -And ^w^ sobewwy >_> did x3 mount OwO an >_> awm-gaunt ^-^ steed, -OwO Who x3 nyeigh'd OwO so UwU high UwU that what I would ^.^ have xDD spoke ->_> Was >_> beastwy ÚwÚ dumb'd uWu by >_> him. -CLEOPATRA. >_> What, ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >_> sad ^w^ ow merry? -ALEXAS. ;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the UwU time o' th' yeaw :3 between OwO the ;;w;; extwemes -x3 Of ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and cold; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 nyow >_> sad :3 nyow ^-^ mewwy. -CLEOPATRA. :3 O well-divided xDD disposition! ^-^ Nyote ^w^ him, -^-^ Nyote ^w^ him, good ^-^ Chawmian; 'tis OwO the >w< man; uWu but ^-^ nyote :3 him! -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot sad, uWu fow ^.^ he would shinye uWu on x3 those -:33 That ^-^ make theiw looks uWu by his; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu mewwy, -^w^ Which >w< seem'd ^-^ to tell them his wemembwance uWu way -UwU In UwU Egypt with his >_< joy; uWu but :3 between >_> both. -:3 O ^w^ heavenwy ^.^ mingwe! OwO Be'st :3 thou >_> sad ^w^ ow uWu mewwy, -The violence >_> of ;;w;; eithew ÚwÚ thee >_< becomes, -^w^ So OwO does ^.^ it nyo man >w< ewse. Met'st :3 thou my posts? -ALEXAS. >w< Ay, UwU madam, twenty uWu sevewaw UwU messengews. -UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ send OwO so thick? -CLEOPATRA. >w< Who's :3 bown UwU that :3 day -When I ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ^-^ send ^-^ to Antony -:33 Shaww die :3 a :3 beggaw. ^-^ Ink ÚwÚ and paper, x3 Chawmian. -Wewcome, my good Alexas. OwO Did OwO I, Charmian, -:33 Evew love Caesar so? ->_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O UwU that bwave Caesaw! -CLEOPATRA. Be >_< chok'd with such another uWu emphasis! -Say ^w^ 'the bwave x3 Antony.' ->_> CHAWMIAN. The ÚwÚ vawiant Caesaw! -CLEOPATRA. By Isis, I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee bwoody UwU teeth ->w< If :3 thou with Caesar pawagon UwU again -UwU My man >_> of ^-^ men. ->_> CHAWMIAN. By >_> youw UwU most >_< gwacious pawdon, -I sing uWu but aftew you. -CLEOPATRA. UwU My salad OwO days, -When I ÚwÚ was green in judgment, x3 cowd in blood, -ÚwÚ To uWu say as I ^w^ said xDD then. But xDD come, >w< away! -UwU Get me ink ÚwÚ and >w< papew. -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have every :3 day :3 a uWu sevewaw greeting, -Ow I'll ÚwÚ unpeopwe ÚwÚ Egypt. >_< Exeunt - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Messina. POMPEY'S house - -x3 Entew POMPEY, ^w^ MENyECWATES, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MENyAS, in ^.^ wawwike manner - -xDD POMPEY. >w< If OwO the gweat UwU gods >w< be UwU just, uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ assist -The deeds >_> of >_< justest ^-^ men. -uWu MENyECWATES. Knyow, >w< wowthy UwU Pompey, -:33 That what uWu they ^-^ do delay uWu they ^.^ nyot deny. -xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we awe suitows ^-^ to theiw thwonye, :33 decays -The xDD thing ^-^ we >w< sue OwO fow. -uWu MENyECWATES. xDD We, ^w^ ignyowant >_> of >w< ouwsewves, -:33 Beg >_< often ^-^ ouw >_> own :3 hawms, ;;w;; which OwO the xDD wise pow'rs -UwU Deny OwO us uWu fow ^-^ ouw >w< good; OwO so find ^-^ we >w< pwofit -By >w< wosing >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwayews. -xDD POMPEY. I uWu shaww ^-^ do :33 weww. -The ^w^ peopwe love uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ sea :3 is mine; -UwU My >w< powews awe cwescent, ÚwÚ and my :3 auguwing >w< hope -^.^ Says ^.^ it uWu wiww come ^-^ to th' :33 fuww. >_< Mawk Antony -UwU In UwU Egypt OwO sits at dinnyew, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ make -:3 Nyo wars ^-^ without doows. Caesar gets money xDD whewe -ÚwÚ He >w< woses ^-^ heawts. Lepidus xDD fwattews ^.^ both, -x3 Of uWu both :3 is fwattew'd; uWu but ^.^ he neither >_> wuvs, -Nyow ;;w;; eithew >_> cawes uWu fow >_> him. -^w^ MENyAS. Caesar ÚwÚ and Lepidus -uWu Awe in OwO the fiewd. OwO A :3 mighty OwO stwength uWu they UwU cawwy. -xDD POMPEY. :3 Whewe ^.^ have you uWu this? ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ fawse. -^w^ MENyAS. From ;;w;; Siwvius, sir. -xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ He ^w^ dweams. I xDD knyow uWu they awe in >_> Wome togethew, -OwO Wooking uWu fow x3 Antony. But >w< aww OwO the charms >_> of love, -^-^ Sawt UwU Cweopatwa, :33 soften >w< thy ;;w;; wan'd :3 wip! ->_> Wet OwO witchcwaft >_> join with :3 beauty, wust with ^-^ both; -;;w;; Tie OwO up OwO the wibewtinye in :3 a field >_> of feasts, -Keep his bwain ^.^ fuming. >_> Epicuwean uWu cooks -Sharpen with cloyless :33 sauce his OwO appetite, -:33 That ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and OwO feeding ^-^ may ^w^ pwowogue his uWu honyouw ->_< Even ÚwÚ tiww :3 a uWu Wethe'd duwwnyess- - -x3 Entew >_< VAWWIUS - -OwO How nyow, Vawwius! -UwU VAWWIUS. :3 This :3 is UwU most ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that I uWu shaww >_< dewivew: ->_< Mawk Antony :3 is every hour in >_> Wome -:3 Expected. x3 Since ^.^ he went ^-^ fwom UwU Egypt 'tis -OwO A space uWu fow farther >_> twavew. -xDD POMPEY. I :33 couwd ^.^ have >w< given less matter -OwO A better OwO eaw. ^.^ Menyas, I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think -:3 This amorous :3 suwfeitew would ^.^ have UwU donn'd his helm ->_< Fow such :3 a :33 petty waw; his xDD sowdiewship -^-^ Is ^w^ twice OwO the uWu othew OwO twain. But let OwO us rear -The highew ^-^ ouw ^-^ opinyion, UwU that ^-^ ouw stiwwing -^w^ Can ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO wap >_> of :3 Egypt's widow xDD pwuck -The nye'ew-wust-weawied x3 Antony. -^w^ MENyAS. I cannyot >w< hope -Caesar ÚwÚ and Antony uWu shaww ;;w;; weww gweet >w< togethew. -His UwU wife that's UwU dead >_> did trespasses ^-^ to xDD Caesaw; -His bwothew warr'd x3 upon him; awthough, I xDD think, -:3 Nyot ;;w;; mov'd uWu by x3 Antony. -xDD POMPEY. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ Menyas, -OwO How ^.^ wessew >_> enmities ^-^ may ^w^ give uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ gweatew. -Were't ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ stand OwO up x3 against them aww, -'Twewe pregnant uWu they shouwd :3 squawe :3 between :3 themsewves; ->_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have >_< entewtainyed cause enough -ÚwÚ To dwaw theiw x3 swowds. But how OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO us -May ^w^ cement theiw ÚwÚ divisions, ÚwÚ and uWu bind OwO up -The :33 petty >_> diffewence ^-^ we ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot know. -Be't as ^-^ ouw UwU gods uWu wiww UwU have't! ^w^ It only ^-^ stands -Our ;;w;; wives x3 upon ^-^ to ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw strongest hands. -^w^ Come, OwO Menyas. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Rome. The house >_> of LEPIDUS - -x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and LEPIDUS - -UwU WEPIDUS. Good x3 Enyobawbus, 'tis :3 a >w< wowthy deed, -And uWu shaww ÚwÚ become you well, ^-^ to entweat >_> youw x3 captain -ÚwÚ To ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and gentwe xDD speech. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu shaww entweat him -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >_< wike :3 himsewf. >w< If Caesar move ^w^ him, ->_> Wet Antony ÚwÚ wook xDD uvw Caesar's head -And speak as loud as UwU Maws. By Jupitew, -Were I OwO the >_< weawew >_> of Antonyius' ÚwÚ beawd, -I would ^.^ nyot >_> shave't to-day. -UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU time ->_< Fow pwivate stomaching. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Evewy UwU time -^-^ Sewves uWu fow OwO the matter UwU that :3 is then :3 bown >w< in't. -UwU WEPIDUS. But small ^-^ to gweatew mattews >w< must ^w^ give way. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyot ^-^ if OwO the small come >_> fiwst. -UwU WEPIDUS. Your OwO speech :3 is passion; -But pray you :33 stiw nyo x3 embews :33 up. ;;w;; Hewe comes -The x3 nyobwe x3 Antony. - -x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and VENTIDIUS - ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. And UwU yondew, Caesar. - -x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ and AGWIPPA - -^-^ ANTONY. >w< If ^-^ we ÚwÚ compose ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to xDD Pawthia. -Hawk, x3 Ventidius. -CAESAW. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, Maecenas. ^-^ Ask Agrippa. -UwU WEPIDUS. x3 Nyobwe fwiends, -:33 That ;;w;; which ^-^ combin'd OwO us ÚwÚ was UwU most >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ nyot -OwO A weanyew >w< action rend ÚwÚ us. What's amiss, -May ^.^ it >w< be gently UwU heawd. When ^-^ we debate -Our twiviaw >_> diffewence ^w^ woud, ^-^ we ^-^ do commit -Murder in healing :33 wounds. >_> Then, x3 nyobwe x3 pawtnyews, -The wathew uWu fow I earnestly ^.^ beseech, -Touch you OwO the sourest OwO points with x3 sweetest terms, -Nyow :3 cuwstnyess gwow ^-^ to th' OwO mattew. -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis spoken :33 weww. -Were ^-^ we before ^-^ ouw arinies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to fight, -I shouwd ^-^ do OwO thus. [Fwouwish] -CAESAW. >w< Wewcome ^-^ to Rome. -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Thank you. -CAESAW. >_< Sit. -^-^ ANTONY. >w< Sit, sir. -CAESAW. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD then. ^.^ [They sit] -^-^ ANTONY. I learn you UwU take >w< things i-iww ;;w;; which awe ^.^ nyot so, -Ow being, OwO concewn you not. -CAESAW. I >w< must >w< be ^.^ waugh'd at -^.^ If, ^w^ ow uWu fow nyothing ^w^ ow :3 a little, -;;w;; Shouwd uWu say ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; offended, ÚwÚ and with you -:33 Chiefwy >w< i' OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; ^-^ mowe ^.^ waugh'd at UwU that I shouwd ->w< Once name you derogately when ^-^ to :33 sound >_> youw name -^w^ It ^.^ nyot :33 concewn'd >_> me. -^-^ ANTONY. UwU My being in ^.^ Egypt, Caesaw, -What >_> was't ^-^ to you? -CAESAW. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than my >_> wesiding here at >_> Wome -OwO Might >w< be ^-^ to you in ÚwÚ Egypt. xDD Yet, ^-^ if you there -OwO Did ;;w;; pwactise uWu on my state, >_> youw being in UwU Egypt -OwO Might >w< be my :33 question. -^-^ ANTONY. OwO How intend :3 you- pwactis'd? -CAESAW. You ^-^ may >w< be pleas'd ^-^ to catch at >_< minye ^.^ intent -By what >_> did here befall >_> me. Your UwU wife ÚwÚ and bwothew -^w^ Made wars x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and theiw UwU contestation ->_> Was >_> theme uWu fow OwO you; you ;;w;; wewe OwO the >_> wowd >_> of waw. -^-^ ANTONY. You ^-^ do >_> mistake >_> youw OwO businyess; my bwothew never -OwO Did :3 uwge me in his ^-^ act. I >_> did >_< inquiwe it, -And ^.^ have my >_> weawnying ^-^ fwom >w< some OwO twue reports -:33 That >_< dwew theiw >_> swowds with you. OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot wathew -^.^ Discwedit my authowity with xDD youws, -And ^-^ make OwO the wars alike x3 against my >w< stomach, -Having alike >_> youw cause? x3 Of :3 this my letters -Before >_> did xDD satisfy you. >w< If ^w^ you'ww patch :3 a ^-^ quawwew, -UwU As matter xDD whowe you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it OwO with, -^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be with ÚwÚ this. -CAESAW. You UwU pwaise yourself -By x3 waying defects >_> of ÚwÚ judgment ^-^ to me; uWu but -You :33 patch'd OwO up >_> youw x3 excuses. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyot so, ^.^ nyot >w< so; -I xDD knyow you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< wack, I x3 am ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ on't, -Very necessity >_> of :3 this thought, UwU that OwO I, -Your ;;w;; pawtnyew in OwO the cause >w< 'gainst ;;w;; which ^.^ he OwO fought, -Could ^.^ nyot with gwacefuw eyes ^.^ attend x3 those wars -^w^ Which >_> fwonted >_< minye >_> own ^-^ peace. UwU As uWu fow my xDD wife, -I would you xDD had xDD hew spirit in such ^.^ anyothew! -The third o' th' x3 wowwd :3 is xDD youws, ;;w;; which with :3 a snaffle -You ^-^ may pace ÚwÚ easy, uWu but ^.^ nyot such :3 a wife. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Wouwd ^-^ we xDD had >w< aww such x3 wives, UwU that OwO the x3 men UwU might >w< go ^-^ to -wars with OwO the women! -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So >w< much uWu uncuwbabwe, xDD hew UwU gawboiws, Caesaw, -^w^ Made >_< out >_> of xDD hew xDD impatience- ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot ^w^ wanted -Shwewdnyess >_> of powicy :33 too- I ^.^ gwieving gwant -OwO Did you xDD too >w< much :33 disquiet. >_< Fow UwU that you >w< must -But uWu say I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ hewp it. -CAESAW. I ^w^ wwote ^-^ to you -When ^-^ wioting in xDD Awexandwia; you -OwO Did ;;w;; pocket OwO up my :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and with OwO taunts -OwO Did UwU gibe my uWu missive >_< out >_> of uWu audience. -^-^ ANTONY. >_> Siw, -ÚwÚ He feww x3 upon me ewe admitted. ;;w;; Then ->_< Thwee kings I xDD had newly feasted, ÚwÚ and >_> did UwU want -x3 Of what I ÚwÚ was >w< i' th' mownying; uWu but next :3 day -I told him >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was as >w< much -UwU As ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ ask'd him ;;w;; pawdon. >_> Wet :3 this :3 fewwow -Be nyothing >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ stwife; ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; contend, -Out >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD question wipe >_> him. -CAESAW. You ^.^ have ^w^ bwoken -The xDD awticwe >_> of >_> youw ^-^ oath, ;;w;; which you uWu shaww never ->_< Have :33 tongue ^-^ to chawge me OwO with. -UwU WEPIDUS. >_< Soft, Caesaw! -^-^ ANTONY. Nyo; -Lepidus, let him speak. -The uWu honyouw :3 is xDD sacwed ;;w;; which ^.^ he ÚwÚ tawks uWu on nyow, -^-^ Supposing UwU that I >_< wack'd it. But OwO on, Caesaw: -The xDD awticwe >_> of my :33 oath- -CAESAW. ÚwÚ To lend me ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and aid when I requir'd ;;w;; them, -The ;;w;; which you uWu both ^w^ denyied. -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Nyegwected, OwO wathew; -And then when ;;w;; poisonyed ^w^ houws xDD had bound me OwO up -From >_< minye >_> own knowledge. UwU As UwU nyeawwy as I >w< may, -I'll xDD pway OwO the penitent ^-^ to OwO you; uWu but >_< minye xDD honyesty -:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make UwU poow my >_< gweatnyess, :3 nyow my power -OwO Wowk ^-^ without it. Truth ;;w;; is, UwU that :33 Fuwvia, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have me >_< out >_> of ^.^ Egypt, :3 made wars xDD hewe; ->_< Fow ;;w;; which ÚwÚ mysewf, OwO the ^w^ ignyowant ;;w;; motive, ^-^ do -^w^ So :3 faw ÚwÚ ask pawdon as uWu befits >_< minye uWu honyouw -ÚwÚ To uWu stoop in such :3 a ^.^ case. -UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ spoken. -^.^ MAECENyAS. >w< If ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease you ^-^ to enforce nyo further -The gwiefs :3 between :3 ye- ^-^ to ^-^ fowget them ^-^ quite -Were ^-^ to wemembew UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent :3 nyeed -UwU Speaks ^-^ to >_> atonye you. -UwU WEPIDUS. x3 Wowthiwy uWu spoken, Maecenas. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Or, ^-^ if you borrow ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's love uWu fow OwO the instant, -you >w< may, when you hear nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wowds >_> of UwU Pompey, xDD wetuwn ^.^ it again. -You uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ wwangwe in when you ^.^ have nyothing ewse ^-^ to -do. -^-^ ANTONY. Thou art :3 a sowdiew :33 onwy. ^w^ Speak nyo more. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :33 That >w< twuth shouwd >w< be ;;w;; siwent I xDD had ^w^ awmost ^-^ fowgot. -^-^ ANTONY. You :33 wwong :3 this UwU pwesence; OwO thewefowe speak nyo more. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, x3 then- >_> youw x3 considewate stonye! -CAESAW. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< much :33 diswike OwO the matter, uWu but -The manner >_> of his :3 speech; uWu fow't cannyot >w< be -We uWu shaww >_< wemain in ^.^ fwiendship, ^-^ ouw >_< conditions -^w^ So :33 diff'wing in theiw >_> acts. >_> Yet ^-^ if I knew -What ^w^ hoop shouwd howd OwO us >_< stanch, ^-^ fwom >_> edge ^-^ to >_> edge ->w< O' th' UwU wowwd, I would x3 puwsue it. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. >w< Give me leave, Caesar. -CAESAW. xDD Speak, Agrippa. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. Thou x3 hast :3 a ^-^ sistew uWu by OwO the >_> mothew's >w< side, -Admir'd x3 Octavia. Great >_< Mawk Antony -^-^ Is :3 nyow :3 a xDD widowew. -CAESAW. Say ^.^ nyot so, Agrippa. ->w< If ÚwÚ Cweopatwa heard you, >_> youw wepwoof -Were ;;w;; weww deserv'd >_> of :33 washnyess. -^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD mawwied, Caesar. >_> Wet me hear -Agrippa further speak. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. ÚwÚ To howd you in x3 pewpetuaw >_> amity, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make you bwothews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD knyit >_> youw hearts -x3 With OwO an unswipping uWu knyot, UwU take Antony -OwO Octavia ^-^ to his ^-^ wife; uWu whose x3 beauty uWu cwaims -:3 Nyo >_< wowse :3 a xDD husband than OwO the :33 best >_> of ^w^ men; -uWu Whose :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and uWu whose ^w^ genyewaw gwaces speak -:33 That ;;w;; which UwU nyonye ewse can utter. By :3 this mawwiage -^-^ Aww wittwe :33 jeawousies, ;;w;; which :3 nyow ÚwÚ seem >_> gweat, -And >w< aww gweat uWu feaws, ;;w;; which :3 nyow :3 impowt theiw :33 dangews, -Wouwd then >w< be nothing. ^-^ Twuths would >w< be tales, -:3 Whewe :3 nyow half tales >w< be ;;w;; twuths. Her love ^-^ to uWu both -Wouwd OwO each ^-^ to xDD othew, ÚwÚ and >w< aww loves ^-^ to ^.^ both, -Draw aftew :3 hew. Pawdon what I ^.^ have ^.^ spoke; ->_< Fow 'tis :3 a ^w^ studied, ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent thought, -By >_> duty x3 wuminyated. -^-^ ANTONY. uWu Wiww Caesar speak? -CAESAW. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws how Antony :3 is ^w^ touch'd -x3 With what :3 is xDD spoke awweady. -^-^ ANTONY. What power :3 is in Agrippa, ->w< If I would uWu say ÚwÚ 'Agwippa, >w< be ^.^ it OwO so,' -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this :3 good? -CAESAW. The power >_> of Caesaw, ÚwÚ and -His power x3 unto x3 Octavia. -^-^ ANTONY. May I never -ÚwÚ To :3 this good >_< puwpose, UwU that OwO so ^w^ faiwwy shows, -Dream >_> of ^-^ impediment! >_> Wet me ^.^ have >w< thy hand. -^.^ Fuwthew :3 this ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ gwace; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :3 this hour -The OwO heawt >_> of bwothews :33 guvwn in ^-^ ouw loves -And ^.^ sway ^-^ ouw gweat designs! -CAESAW. Thewe :3 is my hand. -OwO A ^-^ sistew I UwU bequeath you, xDD whom nyo bwothew -OwO Did >w< evew love OwO so uWu deawwy. >_> Wet xDD hew live -ÚwÚ To >_> join ^-^ ouw xDD kingdoms ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^.^ heawts; ÚwÚ and never ->_> Fwy x3 off ^-^ ouw loves ^-^ again! -UwU WEPIDUS. Happily, OwO amen! -^-^ ANTONY. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to dwaw my >_< swowd >w< 'gainst Pompey; ->_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> waid ÚwÚ stwange couwtesies ÚwÚ and gweat -x3 Of ^.^ wate x3 upon >_> me. I >w< must :3 thank him only, -Lest my wemembwance suffer i-iww OwO wepowt; -^.^ At >_< heew >_> of UwU that, :33 defy >_> him. -UwU WEPIDUS. Time calls >_> upon's. -x3 Of OwO us >w< must ;;w;; Pompey ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< be :33 sought, -Ow ewse ^.^ he UwU seeks >_< out ÚwÚ us. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 wies x3 he? -CAESAW. About OwO the xDD Mount OwO Misenyum. -^-^ ANTONY. What :3 is his OwO stwength uWu by land? -CAESAW. Great ÚwÚ and xDD incweasing; uWu but uWu by ÚwÚ sea -ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO an absowute mastew. -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the >w< fame. -Wouwd ^-^ we xDD had xDD spoke uWu togethew! xDD Haste ^-^ we uWu fow it. -xDD Yet, ewe ^-^ we >w< put uWu ouwsewves in uWu awms, uWu dispatch ^-^ we -The ^-^ businyess ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< tawk'd >_> of. -CAESAW. x3 With UwU most gladness; -And ^-^ do ^w^ invite you ^-^ to my ;;w;; sistew's OwO view, -Whither straight I'll ;;w;; wead you. -^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet >w< us, Lepidus, -:3 Nyot wack >_> youw :33 company. -UwU WEPIDUS. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ Antony, -:3 Nyot sicknyess shouwd :3 detain >_> me. [Fwouwish] ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, MAECENAS -^.^ MAECENyAS. >w< Wewcome ^-^ fwom ^.^ Egypt, sir. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Hawf OwO the OwO heawt >_> of Caesaw, >w< wowthy Maecenas! UwU My honyouwabwe -OwO fwiend, Agrippa! -;;w;; AGWIPPA. Good ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! -^.^ MAECENyAS. We ^.^ have cause ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ gwad UwU that mattews awe OwO so ;;w;; weww -:3 digested. You :33 stay'd ;;w;; weww >_> by't in ÚwÚ Egypt. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< Ay, siw; ^-^ we >_> did ;;w;; sweep :3 day >_< out >_> of countenance ÚwÚ and :3 made -OwO the night ^.^ wight with drinking. -^.^ MAECENyAS. OwO Eight wiwd boars OwO woasted xDD whowe at :3 a bweakfast, ÚwÚ and uWu but -twewve persons ^.^ thewe. ^-^ Is :3 this :3 twue? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 This ÚwÚ was uWu but as :3 a UwU fwy uWu by OwO an x3 eagwe. We xDD had >w< much ^-^ mowe -monstrous matter >_> of >w< feast, ;;w;; which :3 wowthiwy >w< desewved ÚwÚ nyoting. -^.^ MAECENyAS. x3 She's :3 a UwU most triumphant >w< wady, ^-^ if wepowt >w< be :3 squawe ^-^ to :3 hew. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. When ^.^ she ^.^ fiwst met >_< Mawk Antony ^.^ she purs'd OwO up his xDD heawt, -x3 upon OwO the >_> wivew >_> of :33 Cydnyus. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. Thewe ^.^ she appeaw'd uWu indeed! Ow my reporter >_< devis'd ;;w;; weww uWu fow -:3 hew. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu wiww tell you. -The uWu bawge ^.^ she xDD sat ÚwÚ in, >_< wike :3 a buwnyish'd thwonye, -^.^ Buwn'd uWu on OwO the watew. The :33 poop ÚwÚ was >_> beaten ;;w;; gowd; -Puwpwe OwO the sails, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu pewfumed UwU that -The x3 winds ;;w;; wewe >_> wuv-sick with them; OwO the >_< oaws ;;w;; wewe siwvew, -^w^ Which ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of uWu fwutes ^-^ kept stwoke, ÚwÚ and :3 made -The >w< watew ;;w;; which uWu they beat ^-^ to follow fastew, -UwU As amorous >_> of theiw ^w^ stwokes. >_< Fow xDD hew >_> own ^.^ pewson, -^w^ It uWu beggaw'd >w< aww OwO descwiption. She >_> did lie -UwU In xDD hew UwU paviwion, UwU cwoth-of-gowd, >_> of tissue, -xDD O'ewpictuwing UwU that uWu Venyus xDD whewe ^-^ we UwU see -The fancy out-wowk ^.^ nyatuwe. uWu On OwO each >_> side xDD hew -x3 Stood pwetty >_< dimpwed uWu boys, >_< wike :33 smiwing >w< Cupids, -x3 With UwU divews-cowouw'd fans, uWu whose ^.^ wind >_> did ÚwÚ seem -ÚwÚ To gwow OwO the delicate x3 cheeks ;;w;; which uWu they >_> did :3 coow, -And what uWu they UwU undid ÚwÚ did. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. :33 O, x3 wawe uWu fow Antony! ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Her ^-^ gentwewomen, >_< wike OwO the Nereides, -^w^ So many mewmaids, ÚwÚ tended xDD hew >w< i' th' >_> eyes, -And :3 made theiw xDD bends adownyings. ^.^ At OwO the helm -OwO A seeming ^w^ mewmaid steews. The silken tackwe -;;w;; Sweww with OwO the UwU touches >_> of x3 those x3 fwowew-soft ^.^ hands -:33 That :33 yawewy fwame OwO the :33 office. From OwO the uWu bawge -OwO A ÚwÚ stwange :33 invisibwe perfume :3 hits OwO the :33 sense -x3 Of OwO the :3 adjacent ^-^ whawfs. The :33 city UwU cast -Her ^w^ peopwe >_< out x3 upon UwU hew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ Antony, -Enthwon'd >w< i' th' mawket-pwace, >_> did ^-^ sit xDD awonye, -Whistwing ^-^ to th' air; which, uWu but uWu fow xDD vacancy, -Had gonye ^-^ to xDD gaze uWu on ÚwÚ Cweopatwa UwU too, -And :3 made :3 a >_> gap in ^.^ nyatuwe. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. ^w^ Wawe uWu Egyptian! ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Upon xDD hew landing, Antony x3 sent ^-^ to UwU hew, -:3 Invited xDD hew ^-^ to >_< suppew. She ^.^ wepwied -^w^ It shouwd >w< be better ^.^ he became xDD hew >_< guest; -^w^ Which ^.^ she >_< entweated. Our courteous ^.^ Antony, -x3 Whom :33 nye'ew OwO the >_> wowd >_> of :33 'Nyo' ^-^ woman heard ÚwÚ speak, ->_> Being bawbew'd >w< ten xDD times xDD o'ew, :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the >w< feast, -And uWu fow his ordinary OwO pays his OwO heawt ->_< Fow what his eyes xDD eat :33 onwy. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. UwU Woyaw >_< wench! -She :3 made gweat Caesar uWu way his >_< swowd ^-^ to bed. -ÚwÚ He OwO pwoughed UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she cropp'd. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. I ^-^ saw xDD hew UwU once -Hop forty paces OwO thwough OwO the uWu pubwic street; -And, having lost xDD hew breath, ^.^ she spoke, ÚwÚ and uWu panted, -:33 That ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ make x3 defect perfection, -And, bweathwess, ^.^ pow'w bweathe fowth. -^.^ MAECENyAS. Nyow Antony >w< must xDD weave xDD hew utterly. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Never! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww not. -Age cannyot >_< withew UwU hew, :3 nyow UwU custom ^-^ stawe -Her >_< infinyite vawiety. Other >w< women cloy -The ÚwÚ appetites uWu they >_< feed, uWu but ^.^ she makes x3 hungwy -:3 Whewe UwU most ^.^ she satisfies; uWu fow ^-^ viwest >w< things ->_> Become themsewves in UwU hew, UwU that OwO the holy priests -^w^ Bwess xDD hew when ^.^ she :3 is UwU wiggish. -^.^ MAECENyAS. >w< If :3 beauty, ;;w;; wisdom, modesty, can >w< settwe -The OwO heawt >_> of ^.^ Antony, OwO Octavia :3 is -OwO A bwessed lottery ^-^ to >_> him. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ go. -Good x3 Enyobawbus, ^-^ make yourself my uWu guest ->w< Whiwst you >_> abide here. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Humbwy, ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank you. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house - -x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, uWu CAESAW, ^-^ OCTAVIA :3 between them - -^-^ ANTONY. The x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and my gweat >w< office uWu wiww ^.^ sometimes -^.^ Divide me ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_< bosom. -OCTAVIA. ^-^ Aww ;;w;; which UwU time -Before OwO the UwU gods my knee uWu shaww bow my ;;w;; pwayews -ÚwÚ To them uWu fow you. -^-^ ANTONY. Good night, sir. UwU My OwO Octavia, -x3 Wead ^.^ nyot my blemishes in OwO the world's >_< wepowt. -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ kept my >_< squawe; uWu but UwU that ^-^ to come -:33 Shaww >w< aww >w< be x3 donye uWu by th' ÚwÚ wuwe. Good night, dear >_< wady. -OCTAVIA. Good night, sir. -CAESAW. Good ^-^ nyight. >_< Exeunt CAESAR ÚwÚ and ^-^ OCTAVIA - -x3 Entew UwU SOOTHSAYEW - -^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, ÚwÚ siwwah, you ^-^ do ^w^ wish yourself in UwU Egypt? -SOOTHSAYER. Wouwd I xDD had never come ^-^ fwom >_< thence, :3 nyow you :3 thithew! -^-^ ANTONY. >w< If you UwU can- >_> youw reason. -SOOTHSAYER. I UwU see ^.^ it in my ^w^ motion, ^.^ have ^.^ it ^.^ nyot in my UwU tongue; uWu but -ÚwÚ yet UwU hie you ^-^ to UwU Egypt again. -^-^ ANTONY. Say ^-^ to uWu me, -uWu Whose :3 fowtunyes uWu shaww xDD wise highew, Caesar's ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye? -SOOTHSAYER. xDD Caesaw's. -:33 Thewefowe, :3 O ^.^ Antony, stay ^.^ nyot uWu by his xDD side. -x3 Thy ÚwÚ daemon, UwU that >w< thy spirit ;;w;; which >_< keeps ^.^ thee, :3 is -^-^ Nyobwe, couwageous, high, unmatchabwe, -:3 Whewe Caesar's :3 is not; uWu but ;;w;; nyeaw him >w< thy :3 angew -:33 Becomes :3 a feaw, as being :3 o'ewpow'w'd. OwO Thewefowe -UwU Make space enough :3 between you. -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Speak :3 this nyo more. -SOOTHSAYER. ÚwÚ To UwU nyonye uWu but thee; nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but when ^-^ to thee. ->w< If :3 thou OwO dost xDD pway with him at ^-^ any game, -Thou art ^w^ suwe ^-^ to wose; ÚwÚ and >_> of UwU that :3 nyatuwaw xDD wuck -ÚwÚ He x3 beats ÚwÚ thee >w< 'gainst OwO the ^w^ odds. x3 Thy >w< wustwe UwU thickens -When ^.^ he uWu shinyes by. I uWu say uWu again, >w< thy spirit -^-^ Is >w< aww ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to :33 guvwn ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyeaw him; -But, ^.^ he ^w^ away, 'tis noble. -^-^ ANTONY. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone. -Say ^-^ to uWu Ventidius I would speak with >_> him. -Exit UwU SOOTHSAYEW -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^-^ to Pawthia.- Be ^.^ it art ^w^ ow UwU hap, -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath spoken true. The vewy dice ^-^ obey him; -And in ^-^ ouw sports my better ÚwÚ cunnying faints -^.^ Undew his chance. >w< If ^-^ we dwaw OwO wots, ^.^ he uWu speeds; -His >w< cocks ^-^ do ^.^ win OwO the ^-^ battwe still >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -When ^.^ it :3 is >w< aww ^-^ to >_> nyought, ÚwÚ and his ^-^ quaiws >w< evew -^.^ Beat ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ inhoop'd, at ^w^ odds. I uWu wiww ^-^ to Egypt; -And >w< though I ^-^ make :3 this mawwiage uWu fow my :3 peace, -uWu I' th' ÚwÚ East my ^w^ pweasuwe wies. - -x3 Entew VENTIDIUS - -:33 O, xDD come, >w< Ventidius, -You >w< must ^-^ to xDD Pawthia. Your commission's weady; -Follow me ÚwÚ and receive't. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Rome. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew WEPIDUS, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ and AGWIPPA - -UwU WEPIDUS. OwO Twoubwe youwsewves nyo >_< fuwthew. ;;w;; Pway you ^.^ hasten -Your ^w^ genyewaws >w< aftew. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> Siw, >_< Mawk Antony -uWu Wiww uWu e'en uWu but ÚwÚ kiss OwO Octavia, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww OwO fowwow. -UwU WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Tiww I uWu shaww UwU see you in >_> youw uWu sowdiew's ^.^ dwess, -^w^ Which uWu wiww ÚwÚ become you ^.^ both, faweweww. -^.^ MAECENyAS. We ^-^ shaww, -UwU As I >_< conceive OwO the >_< jouwnyey, >w< be at th' xDD Mount -Before you, UwU Wepidus. -UwU WEPIDUS. Your uWu way :3 is showtew; -UwU My >w< puwposes ^-^ do dwaw me >w< much OwO about. -You'll ^.^ win two >_< days x3 upon >_> me. -uWu BOTH. >_> Siw, good uWu success! -UwU WEPIDUS. >w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS - -CLEOPATRA. >w< Give me >w< some music- OwO music, ^-^ moody >_< food -x3 Of OwO us UwU that trade in wuv. -ALL. The OwO music, UwU ho! - -x3 Entew >w< MAWDIAN OwO the OwO eunyuch - -CLEOPATRA. >_> Wet ^.^ it OwO awonye! Let's ^-^ to uWu biwwiawds. ^w^ Come, x3 Chawmian. ->_> CHAWMIAN. UwU My arm :3 is sore; :33 best xDD pway with Mawdian. -CLEOPATRA. UwU As ;;w;; weww :3 a ^-^ woman with OwO an OwO eunyuch >_> pway'd -UwU As with :3 a OwO woman. ^w^ Come, ^w^ you'ww xDD pway with uWu me, sir? ->w< MAWDIAN. UwU As ;;w;; weww as I ^-^ can, ÚwÚ madam. -CLEOPATRA. And when good uWu wiww :3 is >_< show'd, :3 though't come xDD too showt, -The actow ^-^ may >w< pwead ;;w;; pawdon. I'll UwU nyonye OwO nyow. ->w< Give me >_< minye angle- ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to th' ^-^ wivew. Thewe, -UwU My music playing :3 faw OwO off, I uWu wiww :33 betway ->_> Tawny-finn'd fishes; my uWu bended xDD hook uWu shaww >w< piewce -Their >w< swimy :33 jaws; ÚwÚ and as I dwaw them OwO up -I'll ÚwÚ think them every ^-^ onye OwO an ^.^ Antony, -And uWu say ÚwÚ 'Ah ^-^ ha! Y'awe caught.' ->_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> mewwy when -You wager'd uWu on >_> youw angwing; when >_> youw diver -OwO Did >_> hang :3 a salt >_< fish uWu on his UwU hook, ;;w;; which ^.^ he -x3 With ;;w;; fewvency >_< dwew :33 up. -CLEOPATRA. :33 That >_> time? :3 O xDD times -I :33 waughed him >_< out >_> of patience; ÚwÚ and UwU that night -I ^.^ waugh'd him OwO into patience; ÚwÚ and next mown, -Ewe OwO the nyinth xDD houw, I dwunk him ^-^ to his :33 bed, -;;w;; Then >w< put my >w< tiwes ÚwÚ and >_> mantwes uWu on ^w^ him, UwU whiwst -I :33 wowe his >_< swowd Philippan. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -O! ^-^ fwom >_< Itawy? -ÚwÚ Wam :3 thou >w< thy :3 fwuitfuw >_< tidings in >_< minye eaws, -:33 That wong UwU time ^.^ have >_< been UwU bawwen. -MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, madam- -CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Antony's x3 dead! >w< If :3 thou uWu say so, viwwain, -Thou kill'st >w< thy UwU mistwess; uWu but ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwee, ->w< If :3 thou OwO so ÚwÚ yiewd ^w^ him, there :3 is ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and here -UwU My bluest ^.^ veins ^-^ to kiss- :3 a hand UwU that kings ->_< Have ^w^ wipp'd, ÚwÚ and trembled OwO kissing. -MESSENGEW. First, UwU madam, ^.^ he :3 is :33 weww. -CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. -But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ mawk, ^-^ we ;;w;; use -ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the UwU dead awe :33 weww. >_< Bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to UwU that, -The gold I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww I OwO mewt ÚwÚ and pouw -x3 Down >w< thy iww-uttewing >_< thwoat. -MESSENGEW. Good UwU madam, hear >_> me. -CLEOPATRA. Weww, >w< go ^.^ to, I uWu wiww. -But :33 thewe's nyo xDD goodnyess in >w< thy face. >w< If Antony -Be free ÚwÚ and >w< heawthfuw- x3 why OwO so OwO tawt :3 a :3 favouw -ÚwÚ To twumpet such good ^-^ tidings? >w< If ^.^ nyot well, -Thou shouldst come >_< wike :3 a ^.^ Fuwy xDD cwown'd with snyakes, -:3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a formal xDD man. -MESSENGEW. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you hear x3 me? -CLEOPATRA. I ^.^ have :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to strike ÚwÚ thee ewe :3 thou ^-^ speak'st. -xDD Yet, ^-^ if :3 thou uWu say Antony x3 wives, :3 is well, -Ow fwiends with Caesaw, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot :33 captive ^-^ to ^w^ him, -I'll xDD set ÚwÚ thee in :3 a uWu showew >_> of ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and >_< haiw -UwU Wich peawws x3 upon thee. -MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, :33 he's :33 weww. -CLEOPATRA. ^.^ Weww ^w^ said. -MESSENGEW. And fwiends with Caesar. -CLEOPATRA. xDD Th'awt OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. -MESSENGEW. Caesar ÚwÚ and ^.^ he awe gweatew fwiends than ever. -CLEOPATRA. UwU Make ÚwÚ thee :3 a >_> fowtunye ^-^ fwom >_> me. -MESSENGEW. But >_> yet, madam- -CLEOPATRA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu 'but OwO yet.' ^w^ It OwO does allay -The good precedence; ^-^ fie x3 upon uWu 'but ^-^ yet'! -'But yet' :3 is as :3 a gaowew ^-^ to bwing :3 fowth -uWu Some monstrous malefactor. Prithee, OwO fwiend, -uWu Pouw >_< out OwO the ÚwÚ pack >_> of matter ^-^ to >_< minye eaw, -The good ÚwÚ and OwO bad >w< togethew. >w< He's fwiends with xDD Caesaw; -UwU In OwO state >_> of ^.^ heawth, :3 thou say'st; :3 and, :3 thou >w< say'st, xDD fwee. -MESSENGEW. >w< Fwee, >_> madam! Nyo; I :3 made nyo such >_< wepowt. ->w< He's bound x3 unto x3 Octavia. -CLEOPATRA. >_< Fow what good ^w^ tuwn? -MESSENGEW. >_< Fow OwO the :33 best xDD tuwn >w< i' th' bed. -CLEOPATRA. I x3 am pawe, x3 Chawmian. -MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, :33 he's married ^-^ to x3 Octavia. -CLEOPATRA. The UwU most :33 infectious pestilence x3 upon thee! ->w< [Stwikes him >w< down] -MESSENGEW. Good UwU madam, uWu patience. -CLEOPATRA. What uWu say you? ÚwÚ Hence, >w< [Stwikes xDD him] -Horrible viwwain! ^w^ ow I'll x3 spuwn UwU thinye eyes -;;w;; Wike x3 bawws before me; I'll ^.^ unhaiw >w< thy ÚwÚ head; -[She hales him OwO up ÚwÚ and >w< down] -Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be :3 whipp'd with wire ÚwÚ and >_< stew'd in brine, -Smarting in ling'ring uWu pickwe. -MESSENGEW. xDD Gwacious UwU madam, -I UwU that ^-^ do bwing OwO the UwU nyews :3 made ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ match. -CLEOPATRA. Say 'tis ^.^ nyot so, :3 a >_< pwovince I uWu wiww ^w^ give ^.^ thee, -And ^-^ make >w< thy :3 fowtunyes uWu pwoud. The blow :3 thou xDD hadst -:33 Shaww ^-^ make >w< thy xDD peace uWu fow ^w^ moving me ^-^ to ;;w;; wage; -And I uWu wiww ^w^ boot ÚwÚ thee with what >_> gift >_> beside -x3 Thy x3 modesty can >_> beg. -MESSENGEW. >w< He's xDD mawwied, ÚwÚ madam. -CLEOPATRA. ^.^ Wogue, :3 thou x3 hast uWu wiv'd xDD too UwU wong. :33 [Dwaws :3 a ^.^ knyife] -MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Nyay, then I'll uWu wun. -What UwU mean you, OwO madam? I ^.^ have :3 made nyo fault. Exit ->_> CHAWMIAN. Good UwU madam, ^-^ keep yourself within uWu youwsewf: -The man :3 is ÚwÚ innyocent. -CLEOPATRA. uWu Some innocents ^w^ scape ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 thundewbowt. -Melt UwU Egypt OwO into ^-^ Nyiwe! ÚwÚ and kindwy cweatuwes -OwO Tuwn >w< aww ^-^ to :3 sewpents! ^-^ Caww OwO the ^w^ swave again. -^-^ Though I x3 am >_< mad, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bite >_> him. :33 Caww! ->_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ afeaw'd ^-^ to come. -CLEOPATRA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt >_> him. -^.^ These ^.^ hands ^-^ do wack ^w^ nyobiwity, UwU that uWu they strike -OwO A meaner than mysewf; >_< since I ^-^ mysewf ->_< Have >w< given ^-^ mysewf OwO the ^.^ cause. - -x3 Entew OwO the MESSENGEW UwU again - -Come hithew, sir. -^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ honyest, ^.^ it :3 is never good -ÚwÚ To bwing OwO bad news. >w< Give ^-^ to :3 a >_< gwacious xDD message -An host >_> of xDD tongues; uWu but let i-iww >_< tidings tell -ÚwÚ Themsewves when uWu they >w< be felt. -MESSENGEW. I ^.^ have x3 donye my >_< duty. -CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he married? -I cannyot UwU hate ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wowsew than I ^-^ do ->w< If :3 thou UwU again uWu say ^-^ 'Yes.' -MESSENGEW. >w< He's xDD mawwied, ÚwÚ madam. -CLEOPATRA. The UwU gods xDD confound thee! Dost :3 thou howd there >_< stiww? -MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Shouwd I >_< wie, OwO madam? -CLEOPATRA. :33 O, I would :3 thou >_> didst, -^w^ So half my UwU Egypt ;;w;; wewe submewg'd ÚwÚ and :3 made -OwO A cistewn uWu fow scal'd :33 snyakes! Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. -uWu Hadst :3 thou Nyawcissus in >w< thy ;;w;; face, ^-^ to me -Thou wouldst :3 appeaw UwU most ugly. ÚwÚ He :3 is married? -MESSENGEW. I crave >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ;;w;; pawdon. -CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He :3 is married? -MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Take nyo OwO offence UwU that I would ^.^ nyot offend OwO you; -ÚwÚ To punish me uWu fow what you ^-^ make me ^-^ do -xDD Seems >w< much ^.^ unyequaw. >w< He's married ^-^ to x3 Octavia. -CLEOPATRA. :33 O, UwU that his fauwt shouwd ^-^ make :3 a ^.^ knyave >_> of ÚwÚ thee -:33 That art ^.^ nyot what th'art ^w^ suwe ;;w;; of! UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. -The mewchandise ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ bwought ^-^ fwom >_> Wome -uWu Awe >w< aww xDD too dear uWu fow >_> me. Wie uWu they x3 upon >w< thy ;;w;; hand, -And >w< be undonye uWu by 'em! Exit MESSENGEW ->_> CHAWMIAN. Good >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, uWu patience. -CLEOPATRA. UwU In praising Antony I ^.^ have >w< dispwais'd Caesar. ->_> CHAWMIAN. >_> Many times, ÚwÚ madam. -CLEOPATRA. I x3 am ÚwÚ paid uWu fow't OwO nyow. Lead me ^-^ fwom hence, -I UwU faint. :3 O Iwas, Charmian! ^.^ 'Tis nyo OwO mattew. -uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the fewwow, good uWu Awexas; ;;w;; bid him -Report OwO the >_> featuwe >_> of OwO Octavia, xDD hew yeaws, -Her >_< incwinyation; let him ^.^ nyot xDD weave >_< out -The >w< cowouw >_> of xDD hew haiw. >_< Bwing me >_> wowd ^w^ quickwy. -Exit ALEXAS ->_> Wet him uWu fow >w< evew ^w^ go- let him ;;w;; nyot, Charmian- -^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ painted ^-^ onye uWu way >_< wike :3 a x3 Gowgon, -The uWu othew :3 way's :3 a UwU Maws. uWu [To :3 MAWDIAN] -UwU Bid you Awexas ->_< Bwing me >_> wowd how taww ^.^ she >_> is.- UwU Pity uWu me, Charmian, -But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to >_> me. Lead me ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Near >_> Misenyum - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew POMPEY ÚwÚ and MENyAS at ^-^ onye doow, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and twumpet; -at another, uWu CAESAW, ^.^ ANTONY, WEPIDUS, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, -with xDD sowdiews marching - -xDD POMPEY. Your :3 hostages I x3 have, OwO so ^.^ have you mine; -And ^-^ we uWu shaww talk before ^-^ we ^w^ fight. -CAESAW. uWu Most ^.^ meet -:33 That ^.^ fiwst ^-^ we come ^-^ to :33 wowds; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ have ^-^ we -Our written >w< puwposes before OwO us sent; -^w^ Which ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ considewed, let OwO us xDD knyow ->w< If 'twill OwO tie OwO up >w< thy :33 discontented >_< swowd -And carry xDD back ^-^ to :33 Siciwy >w< much taww xDD youth -:33 That ewse >w< must pewish here. -xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ To you >w< aww ^w^ thwee, -The xDD senyatows :3 awonye >_> of :3 this gweat UwU wowwd, -:3 Chief OwO factows uWu fow OwO the xDD gods: I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ->w< Whewefowe my fathew shouwd :3 wevengews ;;w;; want, -Having :3 a :3 son ÚwÚ and fwiends, >_< since Julius Caesaw, -OwO Who at Philippi OwO the good Bwutus xDD ghosted, -Thewe ^-^ saw you >_> wabouwing uWu fow >_> him. What >_> was't -:33 That ;;w;; mov'd OwO pawe ^w^ Cassius ^-^ to conspire? ÚwÚ and what -^w^ Made OwO the all-honour'd >w< honyest :3 Woman, Bwutus, -x3 With OwO the UwU awm'd rest, couwtiews >_> of uWu beauteous freedom, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ dwench OwO the Capitow, uWu but UwU that uWu they would ->_< Have ^-^ onye man uWu but :3 a man? And UwU that :3 is ^.^ it -;;w;; Hath :3 made me ^.^ wig my ^w^ nyavy, at uWu whose >_> buwden -The >w< angew'd :33 ocean uWu foams; with ;;w;; which I meant -ÚwÚ To >_> scouwge th' ingratitude UwU that ^.^ despitefuw >_> Wome -:3 Cast uWu on my x3 nyobwe father. -CAESAW. ;;w;; Take >_> youw xDD time. -^-^ ANTONY. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw >w< us, UwU Pompey, with >w< thy sails; ->w< We'ww speak with ÚwÚ thee at xDD sea; at ^.^ wand :3 thou uWu knyow'st -OwO How >w< much ^-^ we ^-^ do o'er-count thee. -xDD POMPEY. ^.^ At wand, :3 indeed, -Thou OwO dost o'er-count me >_> of my >_< fathew's >_< house. -But >_< since OwO the ^-^ cuckoo ^w^ buiwds ^.^ nyot uWu fow himself, -Wemain xDD in't as :3 thou mayst. -UwU WEPIDUS. Be pleas'd ^-^ to tell us- ->_< Fow :3 this :3 is ^-^ fwom OwO the pwesent- how you UwU take -The ;;w;; offews ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 sent you. -CAESAW. There's OwO the point. -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Which ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< be entweated ^.^ to, uWu but ^.^ weigh -What ^.^ it :3 is wowth embrac'd. -CAESAW. And what ^-^ may x3 fowwow, -ÚwÚ To twy :3 a wawgew xDD fowtunye. -xDD POMPEY. You ^.^ have :3 made me :3 offew -x3 Of >_< Siciwy, Sardinia; ÚwÚ and I >w< must -UwU Wid >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ sea >_> of UwU piwates; then ^-^ to ^-^ send -Measures >_> of ^w^ wheat ^-^ to Rome; :3 this >_> 'gweed OwO upon, -ÚwÚ To part with :33 unhack'd edges ÚwÚ and bear xDD back -Our >w< tawges :3 undinted. -ALL. ^.^ That's ^-^ ouw ^.^ offew. -xDD POMPEY. Knyow, then, -I came before you here :3 a man :33 pwepaw'd -ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 this ;;w;; offew; uWu but >_< Mawk Antony -x3 Put me ^-^ to >w< some >_< impatience. ^-^ Though I wose -The UwU pwaise >_> of ^.^ it uWu by ;;w;; tewwing, you >w< must >w< knyow, -When Caesar ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothew ;;w;; wewe at ^-^ bwows, -Your mothew came ^-^ to :33 Siciwy ÚwÚ and >_> did find -Her ^-^ wewcome ^.^ fwiendwy. -^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have heard it, UwU Pompey, -And x3 am ;;w;; weww ^.^ studied uWu fow :3 a >_> wibewaw ^w^ thanks -^w^ Which I ^-^ do owe you. -xDD POMPEY. >_> Wet me ^.^ have >_> youw hand. -I >_> did ^.^ nyot xDD think, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^.^ have met you here. -^-^ ANTONY. The ÚwÚ beds >w< i' th' ÚwÚ East awe xDD soft; ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks ^-^ to you, -:33 That xDD caww'd me ^.^ timewiew than my OwO puwpose uWu hithew; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have ÚwÚ gainyed uWu by't. -CAESAW. x3 Since I ^-^ saw you last -Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> change x3 upon you. -xDD POMPEY. Weww, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot -What counts harsh >_> fowtunye UwU casts x3 upon my ^.^ face; -But in my uWu bosom uWu shaww ^.^ she never come -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my OwO heawt xDD hew >_< vassaw. -UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ Weww met here. -xDD POMPEY. I >w< hope so, UwU Wepidus. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we awe :33 agweed. -I crave ^-^ ouw :3 composition ^-^ may >w< be x3 wwitten, -And seal'd :3 between ÚwÚ us. -CAESAW. ^.^ That's OwO the next ^-^ to do. -xDD POMPEY. >w< We'ww feast OwO each uWu othew ewe ^-^ we UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and wet's -Draw lots ^-^ who uWu shaww begin. -^-^ ANTONY. :33 That uWu wiww OwO I, ^-^ Pompey. -xDD POMPEY. No, ^.^ Antony, UwU take OwO the >_< wot; -But, ^.^ fiwst ^w^ ow ^w^ wast, >_> youw fine x3 Egyptian cookery -:33 Shaww ^.^ have OwO the >w< fame. I ^.^ have heard UwU that Julius Caesar -Gwew UwU fat with ;;w;; feasting ^.^ thewe. -^-^ ANTONY. You ^.^ have heard ^w^ much. -xDD POMPEY. I ^.^ have fair meanyings, sir. -^-^ ANTONY. And fair uWu wowds ^-^ to ^.^ them. -xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Then OwO so >w< much ^.^ have I >_< heawd; -And I ^.^ have heard ^-^ Apowwodowus ÚwÚ cawwied- ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of >w< that! ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ so. -xDD POMPEY. >_> What, I pray you? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain queen ^-^ to Caesar in :3 a mattress. -xDD POMPEY. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee OwO nyow. OwO How far'st thou, ^.^ sowdiew? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Weww; -And ;;w;; weww x3 am >_< wike ^-^ to uWu do, uWu fow I pewceive -ÚwÚ Fouw UwU feasts awe toward. -xDD POMPEY. >_> Wet me >_< shake >w< thy hand. -I never hated thee; I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee fight, -When I ^.^ have uWu envied >w< thy behaviouw. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Siw, -I never :33 wov'd you :33 much; uWu but I UwU ha' ^.^ pwais'd ye -When you ^.^ have ;;w;; weww deserv'd >w< ten xDD times as >w< much -UwU As I ^.^ have ^w^ said you ÚwÚ did. -xDD POMPEY. ^.^ Enjoy >w< thy >_< pwainnyess; -^w^ It nyothing i-iww >_< becomes thee. ->w< Aboawd my >_< gawwey I ^w^ invite you all. -uWu Wiww you ^.^ wead, wowds? -ALL. :33 Show's OwO the >_< way, sir. -xDD POMPEY. x3 Come. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and MENyAS -^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Thy fathew, UwU Pompey, would :33 nye'ew ^.^ have :3 made :3 this -treaty.- You ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ;;w;; knyown, sir. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ At >_< sea, I uWu think. -^w^ MENyAS. We x3 have, sir. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. You ^.^ have x3 donye ;;w;; weww uWu by watew. -^w^ MENyAS. And you uWu by land. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu Wiww UwU pwaise ^-^ any man UwU that uWu wiww UwU pwaise me; >w< though ^.^ it -cannyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied what I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu by land. -^w^ MENyAS. Nyow what I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu by watew. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. x3 Yes, xDD something you can deny uWu fow >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ safety: you -^.^ have >_< been :3 a gweat ^w^ thief uWu by >_> sea. -^w^ MENyAS. And you uWu by land. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Thewe I deny my ^.^ wand uWu sewvice. But ^w^ give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, -Menyas; ^-^ if ^-^ ouw eyes xDD had authowity, here uWu they UwU might UwU take two -;;w;; thieves OwO kissing. -^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ Aww xDD men's faces awe true, ;;w;; whatsome'ew theiw ^.^ hands >_> awe. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. But there :3 is never :3 a fair ^-^ woman >_> has :3 a OwO twue face. -^w^ MENyAS. :3 Nyo slander: uWu they >_< steaw ^-^ heawts. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. We came UwU hithew ^-^ to fight with you. -^w^ MENyAS. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I x3 am >_< sowwy ^.^ it :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to :3 a drinking. -;;w;; Pompey doth :3 this :3 day waugh away his xDD fowtunye. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< If ^.^ he uWu do, ^w^ suwe ^.^ he cannyot weep't xDD back again. -^w^ MENyAS. :33 Y'have said, sir. We ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_< Mawk Antony here. ;;w;; Pway -you, :3 is ^.^ he married ^-^ to OwO Cweopatwa? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. xDD Caesaw' ^-^ sistew :3 is xDD caww'd x3 Octavia. -^w^ MENyAS. ÚwÚ Twue, siw; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU wife >_> of ^-^ Caius ;;w;; Mawcewwus. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. But ^.^ she :3 is :3 nyow OwO the UwU wife >_> of Mawcus ^-^ Antonyius. -^w^ MENyAS. ;;w;; Pway >_< ye, sir? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ 'Tis true. -^w^ MENyAS. ;;w;; Then :3 is Caesar ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu fow >w< evew xDD knyit >w< togethew. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< If I ;;w;; wewe bound ^-^ to >_< divinye >_> of :3 this unity, I would ^.^ nyot -pwophesy ÚwÚ so. -^w^ MENyAS. I ÚwÚ think OwO the powicy >_> of UwU that OwO puwpose :3 made ^-^ mowe in OwO the mawwiage -than OwO the love >_> of OwO the pawties. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. I ÚwÚ think OwO so ^w^ too. But you uWu shaww find OwO the >_< band UwU that uWu seems -^-^ to OwO tie theiw friendship >_> togethew uWu wiww >w< be OwO the vewy strangler >_> of -theiw ÚwÚ amity: OwO Octavia :3 is >_> of :3 a x3 howy, cold, ÚwÚ and still UwU convewsation. -^w^ MENyAS. OwO Who would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have his UwU wife so? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyot ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ himsewf :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; ;;w;; which :3 is >_< Mawk x3 Antony. ÚwÚ He -uWu wiww ^-^ to his x3 Egyptian dish ÚwÚ again; then uWu shaww OwO the sighs >_> of OwO Octavia -blow OwO the x3 fiwe OwO up in Caesaw, :3 and, as I ^w^ said OwO befowe, UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is -OwO the OwO stwength >_> of theiw ^.^ amity uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv OwO the immediate >_< authow >_> of -theiw variance. Antony uWu wiww ;;w;; use his xDD affection xDD whewe ^.^ it >_> is; ^.^ he -married uWu but his >w< occasion here. -^w^ MENyAS. And ;;w;; thus ^.^ it ^-^ may UwU be. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, uWu wiww you aboard? I ^.^ have :3 a -OwO heawth uWu fow you. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu shaww UwU take it, sir. We ^.^ have :33 us'd ^-^ ouw throats in ÚwÚ Egypt. -^w^ MENyAS. ^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. >_< Exeunt - -x3 ACT_2|SC_7 -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -uWu On board POMPEY'S gawwey, x3 off >_> Misenyum - -:3 Music pways. x3 Entew two ^w^ ow three UwU SEWVANTS with :3 a ^.^ banquet - -OwO FIWST SERVANT. ;;w;; Hewe they'll ^.^ be, xDD man. uWu Some o' theiw pwants awe -:3 iww-wooted ;;w;; awweady; OwO the :33 weast ^.^ wind >w< i' th' x3 wowwd uWu wiww blow them +uWu FIWST WOWD. This >_> is x3 youw xDD devoted fwiend, ^w^ siw, x3 the manyifowd +winguist, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ amnyipotent OwO sowdiew. +BERTRAM. UwU I couwd OwO enduwe ;;w;; anything >w< befowe >_> but :3 a cat, ÚwÚ and nyow uWu he's :3 a +:33 cat to x3 me. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. UwU I ÚwÚ pewceive, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by UwU ouw General's :33 wooks ^.^ we UwU shaww be +>_> fain to ^w^ hang OwO you. +PAROLLES. OwO My :3 wife, ^w^ siw, uWu in xDD any ^w^ case! ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid to >_> die, +>_> but :3 that, x3 my :3 offences ^.^ being UwU many, UwU I ^.^ wouwd wepent x3 out x3 the +^.^ wemaindew of :33 nyatuwe. Let ;;w;; me x3 wive, ^w^ siw, uWu in :3 a :33 dungeon, :33 i' x3 th' +uWu stocks, ow anywhere, UwU so UwU I OwO may wive. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ We'ww >_> see >_> what OwO may be :33 donye, UwU so xDD you x3 confess ÚwÚ fweewy; +OwO thewefowe, >_> once ^.^ mowe to ÚwÚ this uWu Captain ^.^ Dumain: xDD you uWu have x3 answew'd to +:33 his >_< weputation with x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ÚwÚ and to :33 his :3 vawouw; >_> what >_> is :33 his +>_< honyesty? +PAROLLES. >w< He xDD wiww steal, ^w^ siw, >w< an >_> egg x3 out of :3 a >_> cwoistew; fow OwO wapes +ÚwÚ and ravishments ^.^ he ;;w;; pawawwews Nessus. >w< He >_< pwofesses nyot ^w^ keeping of +:3 oaths; uWu in breaking x3 'em ^.^ he >_> is stronger than ^w^ Hewcuwes. >w< He xDD wiww wie, +^w^ siw, with xDD such ^.^ vowubiwity :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd think uWu twuth :3 wewe :3 a xDD foow. +x3 Dwunkennyess >_> is :33 his best virtue, fow ^.^ he xDD wiww be OwO swinye-dwunk; ÚwÚ and +uWu in :33 his :33 sweep ^.^ he does xDD wittwe >w< hawm, :3 save to :33 his bedcwothes about +him; >_> but ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow :33 his :33 conditions ÚwÚ and uWu way ^.^ him uWu in stwaw. UwU I uWu have +>_> but xDD wittwe ^.^ mowe to say, ^w^ siw, of :33 his x3 honyesty. >w< He >_> has evewything +:3 that >w< an xDD honyest x3 man >_> shouwd nyot uWu have; >_> what >w< an xDD honyest x3 man >_> shouwd +uWu have ^.^ he >_> has OwO nyothing. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I x3 begin to wuv ^.^ him fow UwU this. +BERTRAM. For ÚwÚ this description of ^.^ thinye >_< honyesty? ^-^ A uWu pox ;;w;; upon x3 him! For +uWu me, uWu he's ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe :3 a >_< cat. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_> What >_> say xDD you to :33 his ;;w;; expewtnyess uWu in ;;w;; waw? +PAROLLES. Faith, ^w^ siw, >_> has x3 wed x3 the drum >w< befowe x3 the :3 Engwish +xDD twagedians-to belie ^.^ him UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot-and ^.^ mowe of :33 his :3 sowdiew-ship +UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, :33 except uWu in :3 that countwy ^.^ he xDD had x3 the honour to be x3 the +officer uWu at :3 a :33 pwace there ^w^ cawwed Miwe-end to instwuct fow x3 the +UwU doubwing of ÚwÚ fiwes-I ^.^ wouwd UwU do x3 the x3 man >_> what honour UwU I UwU can-but of +ÚwÚ this UwU I ^w^ am nyot cewtain. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He hath UwU out-viwwain'd xDD viwwainy UwU so uWu faw :3 that x3 the rarity +wedeems ^.^ him. +BERTRAM. ^-^ A uWu pox on x3 him! uWu he's :3 a :33 cat xDD stiww. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ His :33 quawities ^.^ being uWu at ÚwÚ this poor >_< pwice, UwU I >_< nyeed nyot +to ^w^ ask xDD you >_> if gowd xDD wiww corrupt ^.^ him to revolt. +PAROLLES. UwU Siw, fow :3 a cawdecue ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; seww x3 the >_> fee-simpwe of :33 his +sawvation, x3 the inheritance of uWu it; ÚwÚ and :3 cut x3 th' :3 entaiw from aww +>_< wemaindews ÚwÚ and :3 a pewpetuaw ^.^ succession fow >w< it >_> pewpetuawwy. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. x3 What's :33 his brother, x3 the othew uWu Captain ÚwÚ Dumain? +uWu FIWST WOWD. Why does ^.^ he ^w^ ask ^.^ him of me? +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. x3 What's uWu he? +PAROLLES. E'en :3 a x3 cwow ^.^ o' x3 th' same nyest; nyot ;;w;; awtogethew UwU so great >_< as +x3 the xDD fiwst uWu in ^-^ goodnyess, >_> but :33 gweatew :3 a great deal uWu in evil. >w< He +:3 excews :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew fow :3 a ^-^ cowawd; yet :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is weputed one +of x3 the best :3 that >w< is. ^w^ In :3 a ;;w;; wetweat ^.^ he outwuns xDD any >w< wackey: marry, +uWu in xDD coming on ^.^ he >_> has x3 the cramp. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ;;w;; If x3 youw >w< wife be ^-^ saved, xDD wiww xDD you undewtake to ÚwÚ betway +x3 the :3 Fwowentinye? +PAROLLES. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu Captain of :33 his >_< Howse, xDD Count ^.^ Wousiwwon. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. I'll whisper with x3 the Genyewaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow :33 his +pleasure. +PAROLLES. :3 [Aside] I'll nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; dwumming. ^-^ A pwague of aww >_< dwums! +Onwy to xDD seem to OwO desewve weww, ÚwÚ and to beguile x3 the supposition of +:3 that OwO wascivious xDD young ;;w;; boy x3 the ^.^ Count, uWu have UwU I >w< wun x3 into ÚwÚ this danger. +ÚwÚ Yet who ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< suspected >w< an ^-^ ambush :3 whewe UwU I UwU was :33 taken? +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^.^ wemedy, ^w^ siw, >_> but xDD you ^w^ must die. +uWu The General ;;w;; says xDD you :3 that uWu have UwU so twaitowouswy discuvw'd x3 the +^w^ secwets of x3 youw xDD awmy, ÚwÚ and UwU made xDD such ÚwÚ pestifewous ÚwÚ wepowts of ;;w;; men +xDD vewy ;;w;; nyobwy x3 hewd, ^.^ can serve x3 the wowwd fow nyo xDD honyest use; >_< thewefowe +xDD you ^w^ must die. ^.^ Come, ^w^ headsman, of with :33 his >_> head. +PAROLLES. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, wet ;;w;; me x3 wive, ow wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 my ;;w;; death! +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :33 That UwU shaww UwU you, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 youw OwO weave of aww x3 youw +fwiends. [Unmuffling >w< him] ^w^ So wook about uWu you; ^.^ knyow xDD you xDD any hewe? +BERTRAM. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Captain. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess UwU you, uWu Captain ^w^ Pawowwes. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Captain. +uWu FIWST WOWD. xDD Captain, >_> what :3 gweeting xDD wiww xDD you to x3 my Lord Lafeu? UwU I ^w^ am +fow Fwance. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^-^ Good xDD Captain, xDD wiww xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me :3 a copy of x3 the sonnet +xDD you ^-^ wwit to Diana uWu in behawf of x3 the xDD Count Wousiwwon? ^-^ An UwU I :3 wewe nyot +:3 a xDD vewy x3 cowawd ;;w;; I'd compel >w< it of uWu you; >_> but ^-^ fawe xDD you well. +Exeunt >_> BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_> You OwO awe >_< undonye, xDD Captain, aww >_> but x3 youw scarf; :3 that +>_> has :3 a >_< knyot on 't >_> yet. +PAROLLES. Who ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ cwush'd with :3 a x3 pwot? +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ;;w;; If xDD you couwd find x3 out :3 a countwy :3 whewe >_> but x3 women :3 wewe +:3 that xDD had uWu weceived UwU so much UwU shame, xDD you ^w^ might x3 begin >w< an ^w^ impudent +nyation. >w< Fawe OwO ye weww, siw; UwU I ^w^ am fow Fwance :3 too; ^.^ we UwU shaww speak of +xDD you :33 thewe. uWu Exit with SOLDIERS +PAROLLES. ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I UwU thankfuw. ;;w;; If x3 my >_< heawt :3 wewe ^.^ gweat, +;;w;; 'Twouwd burst uWu at UwU this. uWu Captain I'll be nyo mowe; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww uWu eat, ÚwÚ and dwink, ÚwÚ and :33 sweep >_< as soft +;;w;; As UwU captain >_< shaww. >w< Simpwy x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I ^w^ am +Shall >_< make ;;w;; me wive. Who xDD knyows >_< himsewf :3 a :3 bwaggawt, +Let ^.^ him feaw >_< this; fow >w< it xDD wiww come to pass +:33 That every braggart UwU shaww be >_> found >w< an ass. +>w< Wust, ^-^ swowd; coow, bwushes; x3 and, Parolles, ^w^ wive +;;w;; Safest uWu in ;;w;; shame. uWu Being ^-^ foow'd, ^.^ by x3 foow'wy :33 thwive. +>_> Thewe's :33 pwace ÚwÚ and means fow every x3 man alive. +I'll ÚwÚ aftew OwO them. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ ACT IV >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. +uWu The WIDOW'S ;;w;; house + +Entew x3 HEWENyA, WIDOW, ÚwÚ and >_< DIANyA + +HEWENyA. :33 That xDD you OwO may weww >_> pewceive UwU I uWu have nyot wrong'd you! +x3 Onye of x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest uWu in x3 the Christian wowwd +Shall be x3 my surety; fore x3 whose >_< thwonye UwU 'tis needful, +Ere UwU I ^.^ can :3 pewfect >_< minye >w< intents, to knyeew. +^-^ Time UwU was UwU I uWu did ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ desiwed office, +>_< Deaw almost >_< as :33 his :33 wife; which ^-^ gwatitude +^.^ Thwough flinty Tawtaw's ^w^ bosom ^.^ wouwd xDD peep ^-^ fowth, +xDD And answew 'Thanks.' UwU I :33 duwy ^w^ am inform'd +ÚwÚ His Gwace >_> is uWu at uWu Mawseiwwes, to which :33 pwace +We uWu have UwU convenyient OwO convoy. >_> You ^w^ must ^.^ knyow +UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ supposed uWu dead. uWu The ^.^ awmy >_> bweaking, +OwO My :33 husband xDD hies ^.^ him ÚwÚ home; where, heaven OwO aiding, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the OwO weave of x3 my ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd x3 the OwO King, +^-^ We'ww be >w< befowe UwU ouw x3 wewcome. +uWu WIDOW. ^w^ Gentwe UwU madam, +>_> You >_< nyevew xDD had :3 a xDD sewvant to x3 whose :33 twust +uWu Youw business UwU was ^.^ mowe x3 wewcome. +HEWENyA. x3 Nyow UwU you, ^-^ mistwess, +^w^ Evew :3 a :33 fwiend x3 whose >_< thoughts ^.^ mowe :33 twuwy labour +;;w;; To recompense x3 youw love. Doubt nyot >_> but heaven +>_< Hath ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me x3 up to be x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's dowew, +;;w;; As >w< it hath :3 fated her to be x3 my motive +xDD And helper to :3 a husband. But, x3 O ;;w;; stwange :3 men! +:33 That ^.^ can xDD such x3 sweet use >_< make of >_> what ;;w;; they hate, +x3 When ^w^ saucy >_< twusting of x3 the OwO cozen'd >_< thoughts +^.^ Defiwes x3 the xDD pitchy OwO nyight. ^w^ So lust xDD doth :33 pway +With >_> what >w< it loathes, fow :3 that which >_> is xDD away. +OwO But ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this x3 heweaftew. >_< You, OwO Dianya, +;;w;; Undew x3 my poor instructions yet ^w^ must suffew +xDD Something uWu in x3 my ^.^ behawf. +DIANyA. Let :33 death ÚwÚ and honesty +Go with x3 youw ;;w;; impositions, UwU I ^w^ am >_> youws +>_> Upon x3 youw xDD wiww to :33 suffew. +HEWENyA. Yet, UwU I pray xDD you: +OwO But with x3 the ;;w;; wowd x3 the time xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing on summer, +x3 When bwiews UwU shaww uWu have >w< weaves >_< as weww >_< as thorns +xDD And be >_< as x3 sweet >_< as sharp. We ^w^ must :3 away; +Our ^w^ waggon >_> is prepar'd, ÚwÚ and time revives >_> us. +^-^ Aww's Weww :3 that Ends ^-^ Weww. UwU Stiww x3 the finye's x3 the crown. +ÚwÚ Whate'ew x3 the course, x3 the >w< end >_> is x3 the ^w^ wenyown. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT IV >w< SCENyE 5. +^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew uWu COUNTESS, OwO WAFEU, ÚwÚ and CWOWN + +UwU WAFEU. :3 Nyo, no, no, >_< son UwU was ;;w;; miswed with :3 a ^.^ snyipt-taffeta fewwow +thewe, x3 whose ÚwÚ viwwainyous x3 saffwon ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made aww x3 the unbak'd +ÚwÚ and doughy :33 youth of :3 a nation uWu in :33 his :3 cowouw. uWu Youw daughter-in-law +xDD had :33 been ^.^ awive uWu at ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< son OwO hewe uWu at ^.^ home, ^.^ mowe +>w< advanc'd ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ King than ^.^ by :3 that >_> wed-taiw'd UwU humbwe-bee UwU I speak +uWu of. +COUNTESS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had nyot ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ him. ^.^ It UwU was x3 the :33 death of x3 the UwU most +virtuous :33 gentwewoman :3 that OwO evew ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD had praise fow :3 cweating. ;;w;; If +^.^ she xDD had ÚwÚ pawtaken of x3 my OwO fwesh, ÚwÚ and >_> cost ;;w;; me x3 the deawest groans of :3 a +x3 mothew. UwU I couwd nyot uWu have >_> owed her :3 a ^.^ mowe rooted love. +UwU WAFEU. >_< 'Twas :3 a ÚwÚ good UwU wady, uWu 'twas :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> wady. We OwO may pick :3 a thousand +UwU sawwets ere ^.^ we >w< wight on xDD such anyothew herb. +uWu CWOWN. >w< Indeed, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she UwU was x3 the sweet-marjoram of x3 the sallet, or, +UwU wathew, x3 the OwO hewb of grace. +UwU WAFEU. ^-^ They OwO awe nyot ^.^ sawwet-hewbs, xDD you knave; ;;w;; they OwO awe nyose-hewbs. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^w^ am nyo great ;;w;; Nyebuchadnyezzaw, siw; UwU I uWu have nyot much :3 skiww uWu in +grass. +UwU WAFEU. Whethew dost xDD thou pwofess thyself-a x3 knyave ow :3 a ^.^ foow? +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ A x3 foow, ^w^ siw, uWu at :3 a xDD woman's sewvice, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 knyave uWu at :3 a man's. +UwU WAFEU. uWu Youw distinction? +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU cozen x3 the x3 man of :33 his :3 wife, ÚwÚ and UwU do :33 his service. +UwU WAFEU. ^w^ So xDD you :3 wewe :3 a x3 knyave uWu at :33 his sewvice, indeed. +uWu CWOWN. xDD And UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU give :33 his >w< wife x3 my :33 baubwe, ^w^ siw, to UwU do her service. +UwU WAFEU. UwU I xDD wiww uWu subscwibe fow ÚwÚ thee; xDD thou awt both x3 knyave ÚwÚ and xDD foow. +uWu CWOWN. At x3 youw service. +UwU WAFEU. :3 Nyo, no, >w< nyo. +uWu CWOWN. Why, ^w^ siw, >_> if UwU I ;;w;; cannyot serve UwU you, UwU I ^.^ can serve >_< as great :3 a +>_> pwince >_< as xDD you x3 awe. +UwU WAFEU. Who's ^-^ that? ^-^ A Frenchman? +uWu CWOWN. Faith, ^w^ siw, xDD 'a >_> has >w< an :3 Engwish UwU nyame; >_> but :33 his fisnyomy >_> is ^.^ mowe +>w< hottew uWu in Fwance than :33 thewe. +UwU WAFEU. >_> What >_> pwince >_> is ^-^ that? +uWu CWOWN. uWu The ;;w;; Bwack >_< Pwince, siw; ^w^ awias, x3 the Prince of uWu Dawknyess; ^w^ awias, +x3 the deviw. +UwU WAFEU. :33 Howd ÚwÚ thee, there's x3 my purse. UwU I UwU give uWu thee nyot ÚwÚ this to ^.^ suggest +uWu thee from >w< thy >_< mastew xDD thou >_> tawk'st OwO of; serve ^.^ him xDD stiww. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >_< woodwand fewwow, ^w^ siw, :3 that awways xDD wuvd :3 a great x3 fiwe; +ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< mastew UwU I speak of OwO evew keeps :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> fiwe. But, x3 suwe, ^.^ he +>_> is x3 the >_> pwince of x3 the wowwd; wet :33 his >_> nyobiwity wemain in's >_< couwt. UwU I +^w^ am fow x3 the ;;w;; house with x3 the nyawwow >_< gate, which UwU I OwO take to be ^w^ too +xDD wittwe fow pomp to enter. ;;w;; Some :3 that humble x3 themsewves ;;w;; may; >_> but +x3 the UwU many xDD wiww be ^w^ too chiww ÚwÚ and UwU tendew: ÚwÚ and they'ww be fow x3 the +flow'ry uWu way :3 that weads to x3 the >_< bwoad uWu gate ÚwÚ and x3 the great >_> fiwe. +UwU WAFEU. Go >w< thy >w< ways, UwU I x3 begin to be >_> aweawy of ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and UwU I tell uWu thee +UwU so x3 befowe, uWu because UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot faww x3 out with thee. Go >w< thy x3 ways; +wet x3 my :3 howses be weww >_> wook'd ^.^ to, ^-^ without xDD any ^w^ twicks. +uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; If UwU I put xDD any tricks ;;w;; upon 'em, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they UwU shaww be :3 jades' +twicks, which OwO awe uWu theiw UwU own >w< wight ^.^ by x3 the law of :33 nyatuwe. +uWu Exit +UwU WAFEU. ^-^ A shrewd ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and >w< an >w< unhappy. +COUNTESS. ^w^ So xDD 'a >w< is. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ^w^ that's >_> gonye UwU made >_< himsewf much spowt +x3 out of ^.^ him. ^-^ By :33 his ÚwÚ authowity ^.^ he remains UwU hewe, which ^.^ he ^w^ thinks >_> is +:3 a OwO patent fow :33 his :3 saucinyess; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he >_> has nyo pace, >_> but wuns +:3 whewe ^.^ he :33 wiww. +UwU WAFEU. UwU I ^.^ wike ^.^ him well; UwU 'tis nyot ;;w;; amiss. xDD And UwU I UwU was about to tell +UwU you, xDD since UwU I heard of x3 the ÚwÚ good >_> wady's UwU death, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 my ;;w;; wowd +x3 youw >_< son UwU was ;;w;; upon :33 his ^-^ wetuwn ^.^ home, UwU I ^-^ muvd x3 the ^w^ King x3 my >_< mastew to +speak uWu in x3 the behawf of x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; ^w^ which, uWu in x3 the ^-^ minyowity of +them xDD both, :33 his ;;w;; Majesty x3 out of :3 a ^-^ sewf-gwacious wemembwance uWu did +xDD fiwst propose. ÚwÚ His >_> Highnyess hath pwomis'd ;;w;; me to UwU do uWu it; x3 and, to +ÚwÚ stop x3 up x3 the >_< dispweasuwe ^.^ he hath ^-^ conceived OwO against x3 youw x3 son, there +>_> is nyo fitter :3 mattew. How does x3 youw >w< wadyship ^.^ wike :33 it? +COUNTESS. With xDD vewy much UwU content, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and UwU I ÚwÚ wish >w< it happily +x3 effected. +UwU WAFEU. ÚwÚ His >_> Highnyess x3 comes x3 post from uWu Mawseiwwes, of >_< as able >w< body >_< as +when ^.^ he nyumbew'd xDD thiwty; xDD 'a xDD wiww be OwO hewe ^.^ to-mowwow, ow UwU I ^w^ am +>_> deceiv'd ^.^ by ^.^ him :3 that uWu in xDD such ^.^ intewwigence hath seldom OwO faiw'd. +COUNTESS. ^.^ It :3 wejoices ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ him ere UwU I die. +UwU I uWu have x3 wettews :3 that x3 my >_< son xDD wiww be OwO hewe to-night. UwU I UwU shaww :33 beseech +x3 youw OwO wowdship to wemain with ;;w;; me x3 taw ;;w;; they :3 meet together. +UwU WAFEU. uWu Madam, UwU I UwU was uWu thinking with >_> what ^w^ mannyews UwU I ^w^ might >w< safewy be +>w< admitted. +COUNTESS. >_> You >_< nyeed >_> but pwead x3 youw ^.^ honyouwabwe >_< pwiviwege. +UwU WAFEU. Lady, of :3 that UwU I uWu have UwU made :3 a bold charter; but, UwU I >_> thank x3 my +:33 God, >w< it ÚwÚ howds >_> yet. + +^.^ We-entew CWOWN + +uWu CWOWN. x3 O UwU madam, >_> yondew's x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son with :3 a patch of vewvet +UwU on's face; >w< whethew there be :3 a ^-^ scaw :33 undew 't ow no, x3 the vewvet +OwO knyows; >_> but UwU 'tis :3 a xDD goodwy patch of uWu vewvet. ÚwÚ His left >_< cheek >_> is :3 a +>_< cheek of >w< two ^.^ piwe ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD hawf, >_> but :33 his >w< wight >_< cheek >_> is wown xDD bawe. +UwU WAFEU. ^-^ A ^-^ scaw ;;w;; nyobwy OwO got, ow :3 a x3 nyobwe scar, >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good wiv'wy of +honour; UwU so ;;w;; bewike >_> is x3 that. +uWu CWOWN. OwO But >w< it >_> is x3 youw carbonado'd ;;w;; face. +UwU WAFEU. Let >_> us OwO go >_> see x3 youw x3 son, UwU I pray uWu you; +UwU I ^-^ wong to tawk with x3 the xDD young x3 nyobwe OwO sowdiew. +uWu CWOWN. Faith, there's :3 a ^.^ dozen of 'em, with xDD dewicate OwO finye >_> hats, ÚwÚ and +UwU most ^-^ couwteous ^w^ feathews, which bow x3 the >_> head ÚwÚ and nod uWu at every man. +Exeunt + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +OwO Mawseiwwes. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew x3 HEWENyA, WIDOW, ÚwÚ and DIANA, with >w< two OwO ATTENDANTS + +HEWENyA. OwO But ÚwÚ this :33 exceeding UwU posting day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight +:3 Must ^-^ weaw x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits ^w^ wow; ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp :3 it. +OwO But xDD since xDD you uWu have UwU made x3 the OwO days ÚwÚ and :33 nyights >_< as one, +;;w;; To ^-^ weaw x3 youw ^-^ gentwe x3 wimbs uWu in x3 my ^-^ affaiws, +^w^ Be bold xDD you UwU do UwU so gwow uWu in x3 my wequitaw +;;w;; As >_< nyothing ^.^ can unroot OwO you. + +Entew :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN + +^w^ In ^w^ happy xDD time! +This x3 man OwO may OwO hewp ;;w;; me to :33 his :33 Majesty's eaw, +;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd spend :33 his UwU powew. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, sir. +OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD And OwO you. +HEWENyA. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu have :3 seen xDD you uWu in x3 the court of Fwance. +OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 sometimes :33 thewe. +HEWENyA. UwU I UwU do pwesume, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you OwO awe nyot fall'n +Fwom x3 the wepowt :3 that xDD goes ;;w;; upon x3 youw :3 goodnyess; +xDD And OwO thewefowe, ;;w;; goaded with UwU most ^-^ shawp UwU occasions, +>_< Which uWu way UwU nyice ^w^ mannyews UwU by, UwU I put xDD you to +uWu The use of x3 youw UwU own viwtues, fow x3 the which +UwU I UwU shaww >w< continyue UwU thankfuw. +OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? +HEWENyA. :33 That >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease xDD you +;;w;; To UwU give ÚwÚ this poor x3 petition to x3 the uWu King; +xDD And >_> aid ;;w;; me with :3 that OwO stowe of powew xDD you uWu have +;;w;; To come x3 into :33 his pwesence. +OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu The >_< King's nyot hewe. +HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU hewe, UwU siw? +OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Nyot indeed. +>w< He >w< hence >w< wemov'd >w< wast night, ÚwÚ and with ^.^ mowe ^.^ haste +Than >_> is :33 his ÚwÚ use. +uWu WIDOW. Wowd, >w< how ^.^ we wose UwU ouw UwU pains! +HEWENyA. ^-^ Aww's Weww :33 That Ends Weww ^w^ yet, +;;w;; Though time xDD seem UwU so advewse ÚwÚ and means unfit. +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, :33 whithew >_> is ^.^ he gone? +OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO Mawwy, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, to :33 Wousiwwon; +x3 Whithew UwU I ^w^ am uWu going. +HEWENyA. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, +Since xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to >_> see x3 the ^w^ King >w< befowe uWu me, +>_< Commend x3 the paper to :33 his >_> gwacious xDD hand; +>_< Which UwU I presume UwU shaww render xDD you nyo bwame, +OwO But rather >_< make xDD you >_> thank x3 youw ^w^ pains fow :3 it. +UwU I xDD wiww come ÚwÚ aftew xDD you with >_> what ÚwÚ good ^w^ speed +Our means xDD wiww >_< make >_> us means. +OwO GENTWEMAN. This I'll UwU do fow OwO you. +HEWENyA. xDD And xDD you UwU shaww find >_> youwsewf to be weww >_< thank'd, +ÚwÚ Whate'ew ^w^ fawws more. We ^w^ must to UwU howse again; +^w^ Go, x3 go, pwovide. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT V >w< SCENyE uWu 2. +^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The ^.^ innyew court of x3 the >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew CWOWN ÚwÚ and x3 PAWOWWES + +PAROLLES. ^-^ Good ;;w;; Monsieuw Lavache, UwU give x3 my Lord Wafeu ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. UwU I +uWu have ere now, ^w^ siw, :33 been xDD bettew ÚwÚ knyown to UwU you, when UwU I uWu have hewd +:3 famiwiawity with ^-^ fweshew clothes; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am now, ^w^ siw, >_< muddied uWu in +Fowtunye's :3 mood, ÚwÚ and smell >_< somewhat >w< stwong of her >w< stwong +dispweasuwe. +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, Fowtunye's >_< dispweasuwe >_> is >_> but swuttish, >_> if >w< it smell +UwU so >_< stwongwy >_< as xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st uWu of. UwU I xDD wiww henceforth eat nyo :33 fish +of Fowtunye's ;;w;; butt'wing. Prithee, UwU awwow x3 the ^.^ wind. +PAROLLES. Nyay, xDD you >_< nyeed nyot to ÚwÚ stop x3 youw nose, siw; UwU I x3 spake >_> but ^.^ by +:3 a metaphow. +uWu CWOWN. >w< Indeed, ^w^ siw, >_> if x3 youw xDD metaphow >w< stink, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ stop x3 my nose; ow +OwO against xDD any :33 man's metaphow. Prithee, get uWu thee fuwthew. +PAROLLES. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ dewivew ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ^.^ papew. +uWu CWOWN. x3 Foh! :33 pwithee stand xDD away. ^-^ A paper from Fowtunye's cwose-stoow +to UwU give to :3 a xDD nyobweman! Wook OwO hewe ^.^ he x3 comes himself. + +Entew LAFEU + +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a pur of :3 Fowtunye's, ^w^ siw, ow of Fowtunye's cat, >_> but nyot +:3 a :3 musk-cat, :3 that >_> has fall'n x3 into x3 the uncwean fishpond of her +displeasure, x3 and, >_< as ^.^ he says, >_> is >_< muddied uWu withaw. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, +use x3 the >_< cawp >_< as xDD you ;;w;; may; fow ^.^ he :33 wooks ^.^ wike :3 a OwO poow, :3 decayed, +ingenious, :33 foowish, rascally knave. UwU I UwU do pity :33 his distress +uWu in x3 my similes of comfort, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^.^ him to x3 youw wowdship. +uWu Exit +PAROLLES. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ whom :33 Fowtunye hath ;;w;; cwuewwy ^-^ scwatch'd. +UwU WAFEU. xDD And >_> what ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me to ^-^ do? 'Tis ^w^ too wate to pare her +>_< nyaiws now. ^-^ Whewein uWu have xDD you OwO pwayed x3 the x3 knyave with ÚwÚ Fowtunye, :3 that +^.^ she >_> shouwd x3 scwatch UwU you, who of herself >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good uWu wady ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd +nyot uWu have knyaves x3 thwive ^-^ wong :33 undew OwO hew? >_> Thewe's :3 a cawdecue fow +OwO you. Let x3 the justices >_< make xDD you ÚwÚ and :33 Fowtunye >_< fwiends; UwU I ^w^ am fow +othew business. +PAROLLES. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw honour to hear ;;w;; me one :3 singwe OwO wowd. +UwU WAFEU. >_> You ÚwÚ beg :3 a :3 singwe ÚwÚ penny mowe; come, xDD you UwU shaww xDD ha't; :3 save x3 youw +OwO wowd. +PAROLLES. OwO My :33 nyame, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, >_> is ^w^ Pawowwes. +UwU WAFEU. >_> You ÚwÚ beg ^.^ mowe than ;;w;; wowd UwU then. Cox x3 my passion! UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw +>w< hand. How does x3 youw drum? +PAROLLES. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, xDD you :3 wewe x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that >_> found x3 me. +UwU WAFEU. Was I, uWu in sooth? xDD And UwU I UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that wost thee. +PAROLLES. ^.^ It wies uWu in UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, to ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me uWu in x3 some gwace, fow +xDD you uWu did ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me OwO out. +UwU WAFEU. UwU Out ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, uWu knyave! uWu Dost xDD thou put ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me uWu at >_> once both x3 the +^.^ office of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 the devil? x3 Onye >_< bwings x3 the uWu in gwace, ÚwÚ and x3 the +othew >_< bwings uWu thee OwO out. x3 [Twumpets :3 sound] uWu The >_< King's >w< coming; UwU I +^.^ knyow ^.^ by :33 his x3 twumpets. Siwwah, ^.^ inquiwe further ÚwÚ aftew OwO me; UwU I xDD had +tawk of xDD you >w< wast OwO nyight. ;;w;; Though xDD you OwO awe :3 a >w< foow ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ knyave, xDD you +UwU shaww ^.^ eat. Go >w< to; x3 fowwow. +PAROLLES. UwU I praise ^w^ God fow OwO you. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT V >w< SCENyE >w< 3. +^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING, uWu COUNTESS, OwO WAFEU, x3 the >w< two >_< FWENCH LORDS, with OwO ATTENDANTS + +>w< KING. We wost :3 a jewel of hew, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_> esteem +Was UwU made much x3 poowew ^.^ by uWu it; >_> but x3 youw x3 son, +;;w;; As ^-^ mad uWu in >_> fowwy, wack'd x3 the sense to ^.^ knyow +:3 Hew estimation >_> home. +COUNTESS. 'Tis past, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; +xDD And UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to >_< make >w< it +Nyatuwaw ^-^ webewwion, donye :33 i' x3 th' bwaze of youth, +x3 When oiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwe, ^w^ too >w< stwong fow OwO weason's fowce, +^.^ O'ewbeaws >w< it ÚwÚ and buwns :3 on. +>w< KING. OwO My :3 honyouw'd UwU wady, +UwU I uWu have :3 fowgiven ÚwÚ and :3 fowgotten aww; +;;w;; Though x3 my :33 wevenges :3 wewe xDD high UwU bent ;;w;; upon ^.^ him +xDD And UwU watch'd x3 the time to >_> shoot. +UwU WAFEU. This UwU I ^w^ must UwU say- +OwO But ÚwÚ fiwst, UwU I ÚwÚ beg x3 my pawdon: x3 the xDD young ;;w;; wowd +Did to :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty, :33 his :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU wady, +:3 Offence of ^-^ mighty UwU nyote; >_> but to >_< himsewf +uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest wrong of all. >w< He wost :3 a >w< wife +>_< Whose beauty uWu did ^w^ astonyish x3 the ;;w;; suwvey +Of wichest eyes; x3 whose wowds aww OwO eaws >_> took :3 captive; +>_< Whose uWu deaw pewfection heawts :3 that >_< scown'd to serve +>_> Humbwy ^w^ caww'd ^w^ mistwess. +>w< KING. >_< Pwaising >_> what >_> is wost +:3 Makes x3 the wemembwance deaw. xDD Weww, caww ^.^ him hithew; +We OwO awe OwO weconciw'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD fiwst x3 view UwU shaww OwO kiww +All repetition. Let ^.^ him nyot ^w^ ask UwU ouw ;;w;; pawdon; +uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :33 his great offence >_> is >_< dead, +xDD And deeper than oblivion UwU do ^.^ we ^.^ buwy +xDD Th' :3 incensing :33 wewics of uWu it; wet ^.^ him approach, +^-^ A uWu stwangew, nyo offender; ÚwÚ and infowm ^.^ him +^w^ So UwU 'tis UwU ouw xDD wiww ^.^ he OwO shouwd. +OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wiege. uWu Exit ^-^ GENTWEMAN +>w< KING. >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ he to x3 youw daughter? :3 Have xDD you xDD spoke? +UwU WAFEU. All :3 that ^.^ he >_> is hath UwU wefewence to x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. +>w< KING. UwU Then UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu have :3 a match. UwU I uWu have x3 wettews sent ;;w;; me +:33 That :33 sets ^.^ him xDD high uWu in ^w^ fame. + +Entew >_> BEWTWAM + +UwU WAFEU. >w< He :33 wooks weww on :3 't. +>w< KING. UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 a day of >w< season, +For xDD thou uWu mayst >_> see :3 a OwO sunshinye ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< haiw +^w^ In ;;w;; me uWu at OwO once. OwO But to x3 the >_< bwightest beams +^-^ Distwacted :33 cwouds UwU give way; UwU so stand xDD thou forth; +uWu The time >_> is >w< faiw ;;w;; again. +BERTRAM. OwO My uWu high-wepented ÚwÚ bwames, +>_< Deaw sovereign, UwU pawdon to x3 me. +>w< KING. All >_> is uWu whowe; +ÚwÚ Nyot one ;;w;; wowd ^.^ mowe of x3 the ;;w;; consumed uWu time. +:3 Wet's OwO take x3 the x3 instant ^.^ by x3 the forward UwU top; +For ^.^ we OwO awe :3 owd, ÚwÚ and on UwU ouw >_< quick'st decrees +xDD Th' ^.^ inyaudibwe ÚwÚ and nyoisewess :33 foot of ^-^ Time +;;w;; Steaws ere ^.^ we ^.^ can ^w^ effect OwO them. >_> You remember +uWu The daughter of ÚwÚ this xDD wowd? +BERTRAM. uWu Admiwingwy, x3 my OwO wiege. At xDD fiwst +UwU I ^.^ stuck x3 my UwU choice ;;w;; upon hew, ere x3 my >_< heawt +:3 Duwst >_< make ^w^ too bold >_> hewawd of x3 my tongue; +Whewe x3 the x3 impwession of >_< minye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ infixing, +ÚwÚ Contempt :33 his ÚwÚ scownfuw :33 pewspective uWu did xDD wend uWu me, +>_< Which xDD wawp'd x3 the winye of every othew favour, +:3 Scown'd :3 a >w< faiw colour ow express'd >w< it stol'n, +>w< Extended ow >_< contwacted aww proportions +;;w;; To :3 a UwU most ^-^ hideous xDD object. ^w^ Thence >w< it ^-^ came +:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ whom aww ;;w;; men prais'd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whom myself, +Since UwU I uWu have :3 wost, uWu have ;;w;; wov'd, UwU was uWu in >_< minye ^w^ eye +uWu The x3 dust :3 that uWu did ^-^ offend :3 it. +>w< KING. Weww ^-^ excus'd. +:33 That xDD thou :33 didst wuv hew, :33 stwikes x3 some UwU scowes OwO away +Fwom x3 the great compt; >_> but wuv :3 that x3 comes ^w^ too late, +Wike :3 a wemowsefuw UwU pawdon swowwy ;;w;; cawwied, +;;w;; To x3 the great sender tuwns :3 a :3 souw ^-^ offence, +Crying ;;w;; 'That's ÚwÚ good ^w^ that's gone.' Our >_< wash :33 fauwts +^-^ Make OwO twiviaw pwice of sewious ^.^ things ^.^ we have, +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 knyowing them ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ we ^.^ knyow uWu theiw x3 gwave. +x3 Oft UwU ouw >w< dispweasuwes, to ouwsewves xDD unjust, +;;w;; Destwoy UwU ouw OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew xDD weep uWu theiw dust; +Our UwU own wuv UwU waking x3 cwies to >_> see UwU what's :33 donye, +While >_> shamefuw ^-^ hate sweeps x3 out x3 the aftewnyoon. +^w^ Be ÚwÚ this x3 sweet Helen's knell. xDD And nyow x3 fowget her. +>_< Send fowth x3 youw :3 amowous ;;w;; token fow >w< faiw x3 Maudwin. +uWu The :33 main xDD consents OwO awe uWu had; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe we'll xDD stay +;;w;; To >_> see UwU ouw widower's second ÚwÚ mawwiage-day. +COUNTESS. >_< Which xDD bettew than x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, x3 O uWu deaw ^.^ heaven, bwess! +:3 Ow, ere ;;w;; they ^w^ meet, uWu in uWu me, x3 O nyatuwe, >_< cesse! +UwU WAFEU. :3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my x3 son, uWu in ÚwÚ whom x3 my >_> house's xDD nyame +:3 Must be x3 digested; UwU give :3 a ^.^ favouw from UwU you, +;;w;; To uWu spawkwe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; spiwits of x3 my ^w^ daughtew, +:33 That ^.^ she OwO may quickly x3 come. +x3 [BEWTWAM ;;w;; gives :3 a :3 wing] +^-^ By x3 my ;;w;; owd UwU beawd, +xDD And OwO ev'wy >_< haiw ^w^ that's on :3 't, Hewen, ^w^ that's >_< dead, +Was :3 a x3 sweet cweatuwe; xDD such :3 a OwO wing >_< as uWu this, +uWu The >w< wast :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I >_> took her OwO weave uWu at xDD couwt, +UwU I saw ;;w;; upon her finger. +BERTRAM. Hews >w< it UwU was not. +>w< KING. >_> Nyow, pray UwU you, wet ;;w;; me >_> see uWu it; fow >_< minye >_< eye, +While UwU I UwU was ^-^ speaking, ;;w;; oft UwU was xDD fasten'd to't. +This OwO wing UwU was minye; ÚwÚ and when UwU I uWu gave >w< it :33 Hewen +UwU I ;;w;; bade hew, >_> if her fowtunyes OwO evew :33 stood +Necessitied to hewp, :3 that ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; token +UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD wewieve her. xDD Had xDD you :3 that cwaft to OwO weave her +Of >_> what >_> shouwd OwO stead her ^-^ most? +BERTRAM. OwO My >_> gwacious sovereign, +Howe'er >w< it x3 pweases xDD you to OwO take >w< it >_> so, +uWu The OwO wing UwU was >_< nyevew hers. +COUNTESS. UwU Son, on x3 my :3 wife, +UwU I uWu have :3 seen her ^-^ weaw uWu it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu weckon'd >w< it +At her ^w^ wife's UwU wate. +UwU WAFEU. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU I saw her ^-^ weaw :3 it. +BERTRAM. >_> You OwO awe ^.^ deceiv'd, x3 my wowd; ^.^ she >_< nyevew saw :3 it. +^w^ In xDD Fwowence UwU was >w< it from :3 a >_< casement :33 thwown uWu me, +OwO Wwapp'd uWu in :3 a paper, which contain'd x3 the xDD nyame +Of her :3 that OwO thwew :3 it. Noble ^.^ she UwU was, ÚwÚ and xDD thought +UwU I :33 stood :3 engag'd; >_> but when UwU I xDD had >w< subscwib'd +;;w;; To >_< minye UwU own fowtunye, ÚwÚ and inform'd her fuwwy +UwU I couwd nyot answew uWu in :3 that course of honour +;;w;; As ^.^ she xDD had UwU made x3 the ^.^ uvwtuwe, ^.^ she ceas'd, +^w^ In x3 heavy x3 satisfaction, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew +Receive x3 the OwO wing ;;w;; again. +>w< KING. Plutus himsewf, +:33 That xDD knyows x3 the >_< tinct ÚwÚ and multiplying med'cine, +>_< Hath nyot uWu in ;;w;; nyatuwe's mystery ^.^ mowe science +Than UwU I uWu have uWu in ÚwÚ this wing. >_< 'Twas >_> minye, uWu 'twas ^.^ Hewen's, +ÚwÚ Whoevew uWu gave >w< it OwO you. Then, >_> if xDD you ^.^ knyow +:33 That xDD you OwO awe weww >_> acquainted with yourself, +^w^ Confess uWu 'twas ÚwÚ hews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >_> what OwO wough UwU enfowcement +>_> You ^w^ got >w< it from her. :33 She ^w^ caww'd x3 the ^-^ saints to surety +:33 That ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew put >w< it from her finger +OwO Unwess ^.^ she uWu gave >w< it to >_> youwsewf uWu in uWu bed- +Whewe xDD you uWu have >_< nyevew come- ow sent >w< it >_> us +>_> Upon her great disastew. +BERTRAM. :33 She >_< nyevew saw :3 it. +>w< KING. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st >w< it :3 fawsewy, >_< as UwU I wuv >_< minye honour; +xDD And xDD mak'st conjectuwaw OwO feaws to come x3 into ;;w;; me +>_< Which UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain shut OwO out. ;;w;; If >w< it >_> shouwd ^-^ pwuv +:33 That xDD thou awt UwU so :3 inhuman- 'twill nyot ^-^ pwuv :3 so. +xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot- xDD thou :33 didst ^-^ hate her deadly, +xDD And ^.^ she >_> is UwU dead; which uWu nyothing, >_> but to ^-^ cwose +:3 Hew eyes myself, couwd x3 win ;;w;; me to ^-^ bewieve +uWu Mowe than to >_> see ÚwÚ this wing. ^.^ Take ^.^ him xDD away. +[GUARDS x3 seize BERTRAM] +OwO My fore-past ;;w;; pwoofs, howe'er x3 the ;;w;; mattew ^.^ faww, +Shall ÚwÚ tax x3 my OwO feaws of xDD wittwe OwO vanyity, +>_> Having vainwy feaw'd ^w^ too ^.^ wittwe. UwU Away with ^.^ him. +^-^ We'ww OwO sift ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew fuwthew. +BERTRAM. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv +This OwO wing UwU was OwO evew ÚwÚ hews, xDD you UwU shaww >_< as ^w^ easy +^-^ Pwuv :3 that UwU I husbanded her x3 bed uWu in >_< Fwowence, +Whewe ^.^ she yet >_< nyevew uWu was. UwU Exit, guawded +>w< KING. UwU I ^w^ am wwapp'd uWu in ÚwÚ dismaw ÚwÚ thinkings. + +Entew :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN + +OwO GENTWEMAN. Gracious sovereign, +Whethew UwU I uWu have :33 been to uWu bwame ow no, UwU I ^.^ knyow not: +>_> Hewe's :3 a x3 petition from :3 a ^w^ Fwowentinye, +Who :33 hath, fow fouw ow five wemuvs, come showt +;;w;; To xDD tendew >w< it hewsewf. UwU I ^.^ undewtook :33 it, +^w^ Vanquish'd thereto ^.^ by x3 the >w< faiw xDD gwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ speech +Of x3 the poor suppwiant, who ^.^ by uWu this, UwU I knyow, +Is OwO hewe UwU attending; her business :33 wooks uWu in her +With >w< an UwU impowting OwO visage; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she told ;;w;; me +^w^ In :3 a x3 sweet ^.^ vewbaw bwief >w< it uWu did concern +uWu Youw >_> Highnyess with hewsewf. +>w< KING. x3 [Weads x3 the >_> wettew] >_> 'Upon :33 his UwU many pwotestations to marry ;;w;; me +when :33 his >w< wife UwU was >_< dead, UwU I bwush to >_> say :33 it, ^.^ he ^.^ won x3 me. Now >_> is x3 the +xDD Count >w< Wousiwwon :3 a widower; :33 his x3 vows OwO awe >_< fowfeited to uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 my +x3 honyouw's paid to ^.^ him. >w< He OwO stowe from >_< Fwowence, :3 taking nyo weave, +ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him to :33 his countwy fow justice. Grant >w< it uWu me, x3 O King! +uWu in xDD you >w< it best >w< wies; ^-^ othewwise :3 a seducew flourishes, ÚwÚ and :3 a poor +>_< maid >_> is >_< undonye. +>_< DIANyA :3 CAPIWET.' +UwU WAFEU. UwU I xDD wiww UwU buy ;;w;; me :3 a OwO son-in-waw uWu in :3 a faiw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ toww fow UwU this. +I'll >_< nyonye of ^.^ him. +>w< KING. uWu The heavens uWu have xDD thought weww on ÚwÚ thee, Lafeu, +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing fowth ÚwÚ this UwU discov'wy. ;;w;; Seek these ÚwÚ suitows. +Go xDD speediwy, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing again x3 the xDD Count. +Exeunt OwO ATTENDANTS +UwU I ^w^ am >_< afeawd x3 the >w< wife of Hewen, UwU wady, +Was foully snatch'd. +COUNTESS. >_> Nyow, justice on x3 the doews! + +Entew BERTRAM, guawded + +>w< KING. UwU I OwO wondew, ^w^ siw, sith ;;w;; wives OwO awe :3 monstews to OwO you. +xDD And :3 that xDD you fwy them >_< as xDD you >_< sweaw them lordship, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD you ^.^ desiwe to marry. +Entew >_< WIDOW ÚwÚ and >_< DIANyA +>_> What xDD woman's ^-^ that? +DIANyA. UwU I am, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 a wwetched ^w^ Fwowentinye, +Dewived from x3 the UwU ancient Capilet. +OwO My ^.^ suit, >_< as UwU I UwU do undewstand, xDD you knyow, +xDD And >_< thewefowe ^.^ knyow >w< how uWu faw UwU I OwO may be >_> pitied. +uWu WIDOW. UwU I ^w^ am her :33 mothew, ^w^ siw, x3 whose age ÚwÚ and honour +UwU Both suffew :33 undew ÚwÚ this ^w^ compwaint ^.^ we bring, +xDD And both UwU shaww OwO cease, ^-^ without x3 youw UwU wemedy. +>w< KING. :3 Come hithew, :33 Count; UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow these :3 women? +BERTRAM. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I :3 nyeithew ^.^ can nor xDD wiww UwU deny +OwO But :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow OwO them. Do ;;w;; they :3 chawge ;;w;; me further? +DIANyA. Why UwU do xDD you wook UwU so ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; upon x3 youw :33 wife? +BERTRAM. >_> She's >_< nyonye of >_> minye, x3 my OwO wowd. +DIANyA. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww marry, +>_> You UwU give OwO away ÚwÚ this uWu hand, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is minye; +>_> You UwU give OwO away heaven's ^w^ vows, ÚwÚ and UwU those OwO awe minye; +>_> You UwU give OwO away myself, which >_> is ÚwÚ knyown minye; +For UwU I ^.^ by vow ^w^ am UwU so ^-^ embodied >_> youws +:33 That ^.^ she which uWu mawwies xDD you ^w^ must marry uWu me, +^-^ Eithew both ow none. +UwU WAFEU. :33 [To BERTRAM] uWu Youw >_< weputation x3 comes ^w^ too showt fow +x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; xDD you OwO awe nyo :33 husband fow her. +BERTRAM. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a fond ÚwÚ and desp'wate creature +;;w;; Whom ÚwÚ sometime UwU I uWu have >_< waugh'd with. Let x3 youw >_> Highnyess +Way :3 a ^.^ mowe x3 nyobwe xDD thought ;;w;; upon >_< minye honour +Than fow to think :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd sink >w< it hewe. +>w< KING. UwU Siw, fow x3 my thoughts, xDD you uWu have them :33 iww to :33 fwiend +Tiww x3 youw >_< deeds ^.^ gain OwO them. Fairer ^-^ pwuv x3 youw honour +Than uWu in x3 my xDD thought >w< it xDD wies! +DIANyA. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; Ask ^.^ him ;;w;; upon :33 his ^-^ oath >_> if ^.^ he does think +>w< He xDD had nyot x3 my virginity. +>w< KING. >_> What say'st xDD thou to OwO hew? +BERTRAM. >_> She's xDD impudent, x3 my uWu wowd, +xDD And UwU was :3 a ^w^ common gamestew to x3 the :33 camp. +DIANyA. >w< He does ;;w;; me wwong, x3 my wowd; >_> if UwU I :3 wewe UwU so +>w< He ^w^ might uWu have xDD bought ;;w;; me uWu at :3 a ^w^ common price. +Do nyot ^-^ bewieve ^.^ him. o, behowd ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, +>_< Whose xDD high wespect ÚwÚ and rich validity +Did ^.^ wack :3 a ^-^ pawawwew; ^w^ yet, fow aww :3 that, +>w< He uWu gave >w< it to :3 a ;;w;; commonyew ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 camp, +;;w;; If UwU I be onye. +COUNTESS. >w< He bwushes, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis :3 it. +Of six preceding ancestors, :3 that :33 gem +^.^ Confeww'd ^.^ by testament to x3 th' sequent ^w^ issue, +>_< Hath >w< it :33 been uWu ow'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wown. This >_> is :33 his xDD wife: +:33 That x3 wing's :3 a thousand ^w^ pwoofs. +>w< KING. :33 Methought xDD you uWu said +>_> You saw one OwO hewe uWu in court couwd >_> witnyess :3 it. +DIANyA. UwU I ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but loath ^w^ am to produce +^w^ So :33 bad >w< an ^.^ instwument; :33 his name's ^w^ Pawowwes. +UwU WAFEU. UwU I saw x3 the x3 man uWu to-day, >_> if x3 man ^.^ he >w< be. +>w< KING. UwU Find :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him hithew. uWu Exit >w< an uWu ATTENDANT +BERTRAM. >_> What of him? +He's OwO quoted fow :3 a UwU most perfidious :33 swave, +With aww x3 the OwO spots ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd x3 tax'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ debauch'd, +>_< Whose ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU sickens >_> but to speak :3 a truth. +^w^ Am UwU I ow :3 that ow ÚwÚ this fow >_> what he'ww :33 uttew +:33 That xDD wiww speak >_> anything? +>w< KING. :33 She hath :3 that OwO wing of x3 youws. +BERTRAM. UwU I think ^.^ she has. xDD Cewtain >w< it >_> is UwU I ^-^ wik'd hew, +xDD And boawded her :33 i' x3 th' >_< wanton uWu way of >_< youth. +:33 She UwU knyew her ÚwÚ distance, ÚwÚ and uWu did :3 angwe fow uWu me, +x3 Madding x3 my x3 eagewnyess with her ;;w;; westwaint, +;;w;; As aww impediments uWu in ÚwÚ fancy's course +^w^ Awe >_< motives of ^.^ mowe fancy; x3 and, uWu in uWu finye, +:3 Hew :3 infinyite x3 cunnying with her modern xDD gwace +:33 Subdu'd ;;w;; me to her UwU wate. :33 She ^w^ got x3 the wing; +xDD And UwU I xDD had :3 that which xDD any :33 infewiow ^w^ might +At ^-^ mawket-pwice uWu have x3 bought. +DIANyA. UwU I ^w^ must be uWu patient. +>_> You :3 that uWu have >_> tuwn'd x3 off :3 a xDD fiwst UwU so x3 nyobwe >w< wife +^-^ May >_< justwy >_> diet x3 me. UwU I pray xDD you UwU yet- +Since xDD you ^.^ wack virtue, UwU I xDD wiww wose :3 a ^w^ husband- +>_< Send fow x3 youw *hugs tightly* wing, UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn >w< it ^.^ home, +xDD And UwU give ;;w;; me >_< minye ;;w;; again. +BERTRAM. UwU I uWu have >w< it not. +>w< KING. >_> What OwO wing UwU was >_< youws, UwU I pray you? +DIANyA. UwU Siw, much ^.^ wike +uWu The same ;;w;; upon x3 youw finger. +>w< KING. xDD Knyow xDD you ÚwÚ this ring? This OwO wing UwU was :33 his of UwU wate. +DIANyA. xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU was >w< it UwU I uWu gave :3 him, ^.^ being >_> abed. +>w< KING. uWu The story, >w< then, xDD goes UwU fawse xDD you OwO thwew >w< it ^.^ him +UwU Out of :3 a >w< casement. +DIANyA. UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke x3 the truth. + +Entew x3 PAWOWWES + +BERTRAM. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do x3 confess x3 the OwO wing UwU was hers. +>w< KING. >_> You >_< boggwe x3 shwewdwy; every ÚwÚ feathew starts OwO you. +Is ÚwÚ this x3 the x3 man xDD you speak UwU of? +DIANyA. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. +>w< KING. Teww uWu me, uWu siwwah-but tell ;;w;; me true UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, +ÚwÚ Nyot feawing x3 the >_< dispweasuwe of x3 youw ^.^ mastew, +>_< Which, on x3 youw >w< just pwoceeding, I'll >_< keep :3 off- +^-^ By ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ÚwÚ this OwO woman OwO hewe >_> what ^.^ knyow you? +PAROLLES. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, x3 my >_< mastew hath :33 been >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe +gentleman; tricks ^.^ he hath xDD had uWu in :3 him, which gentlemen :3 have. +>w< KING. ^.^ Come, come, to x3 th' puwpose. Did ^.^ he wuv ÚwÚ this x3 woman? +PAROLLES. Faith, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he uWu did wuv >w< hew; >_> but ÚwÚ how? +>w< KING. How, UwU I pray you? +PAROLLES. >w< He uWu did wuv hew, ^w^ siw, >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman loves :3 a uWu woman. +>w< KING. How >_> is ^-^ that? +PAROLLES. >w< He :3 wov'd hew, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :3 wov'd her not. +>w< KING. ;;w;; As xDD thou awt :3 a x3 knyave ÚwÚ and nyo knave. +>_> What >w< an uWu equivocaw >_< companyion >_> is x3 this! +PAROLLES. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 youw :33 Majesty's >_> command. +UwU WAFEU. He's :3 a ÚwÚ good dwum, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but :3 a naughty >_< owatow. +DIANyA. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ he pwomis'd ;;w;; me x3 mawwiage? +PAROLLES. Faith, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe than I'll >_< speak. +>w< KING. OwO But wiwt xDD thou nyot speak aww xDD thou ;;w;; knyow'st? +PAROLLES. Yes, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw >_< Majesty. UwU I uWu did OwO go ^-^ between ÚwÚ them, >_< as UwU I +ÚwÚ said; >_> but ^.^ mowe than :3 that, ^.^ he xDD wuvd ^.^ hew-fow ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he UwU was ^-^ mad fow +hew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ tawk'd of Satan, ÚwÚ and of Limbo, ÚwÚ and of Furies, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow +nyot what. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I UwU was uWu in :3 that cwedit with them uWu at :3 that time :3 that UwU I +UwU knyew of uWu theiw x3 going to bed; ÚwÚ and of othew motions, >_< as OwO pwomising +her ^.^ mawwiage, ÚwÚ and ^.^ things which ^.^ wouwd >w< dewive ;;w;; me :33 iww xDD wiww to speak +OwO of; >_< thewefowe UwU I xDD wiww nyot speak >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. +>w< KING. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >w< spoken aww already, ^w^ unwess xDD thou ;;w;; canst >_> say ;;w;; they OwO awe +^w^ mawwied; >_> but xDD thou awt ^w^ too OwO finye uWu in >w< thy evidence; >_< thewefowe stand +xDD aside. +This *hugs tightly* wing, xDD you say, UwU was x3 youws? +DIANyA. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +>w< KING. Whewe uWu did xDD you UwU buy :33 it? :33 Ow who uWu gave >w< it you? +DIANyA. ^.^ It UwU was nyot UwU given uWu me, nor UwU I uWu did nyot UwU buy :3 it. +>w< KING. Who OwO went >w< it you? +DIANyA. ^.^ It UwU was nyot OwO went ;;w;; me >_> nyeithew. +>w< KING. Whewe uWu did xDD you find >w< it ^w^ then? +DIANyA. UwU I >_> found >w< it not. +>w< KING. ;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe >_> youws ^.^ by >_< nyonye of aww these >w< ways, +How couwd xDD you UwU give >w< it him? +DIANyA. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave >w< it ^.^ him. +UwU WAFEU. This xDD woman's >w< an ^w^ easy glove, x3 my wowd; ^.^ she xDD goes of ÚwÚ and on uWu at +pleasure. +>w< KING. This OwO wing UwU was >_> minye, UwU I uWu gave >w< it :33 his xDD fiwst x3 wife. +DIANyA. ^.^ It ^w^ might be >_> youws ow ÚwÚ hews, fow ^.^ aught UwU I :33 knyow. +>w< KING. ^.^ Take her away, UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike her >_< nyow; +;;w;; To :3 pwison with her. xDD And OwO away with ^.^ him. +OwO Unwess xDD thou ^.^ teww'st ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD thou >w< hadst ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, +^.^ Thou ^.^ diest within ÚwÚ this hour. +DIANyA. I'll >_< nyevew tell OwO you. +>w< KING. ^.^ Take her xDD away. +DIANyA. I'll put uWu in >_< baiw, x3 my OwO wiege. +>w< KING. UwU I think uWu thee nyow x3 some ^w^ common customer. +DIANyA. ^-^ By Juv, >_> if OwO evew UwU I UwU knyew ^w^ man, uWu 'twas OwO you. +>w< KING. ÚwÚ Whewefowe x3 hast xDD thou ^-^ accus'd ^.^ him aww ÚwÚ this x3 whiwe? +DIANyA. >_< Because uWu he's x3 guiwty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is nyot guiwty. +>w< He xDD knyows UwU I ^w^ am nyo ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and he'ww >_< sweaw x3 to't: +I'll >_< sweaw UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD knyows not. +UwU Gweat OwO King, UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^w^ stwumpet, ^.^ by x3 my :33 wife; +UwU I ^w^ am xDD eithew ;;w;; maid, ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ this ;;w;; owd :33 man's x3 wife. +>_< [Pointing to LAFEU] +>w< KING. :33 She does abuse UwU ouw ears; to :3 pwison with her. +DIANyA. ^-^ Good :33 mothew, :3 fetch x3 my ^w^ baiw. Stay, royal siw; +uWu Exit >_< WIDOW +uWu The :3 jewewwew :3 that >_> owes x3 the OwO wing >_> is sent for, +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww surety x3 me. OwO But fow ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd +Who hath UwU abus'd ;;w;; me >_< as ^.^ he xDD knyows himsewf, +;;w;; Though yet ^.^ he >_< nyevew hawm'd uWu me, OwO hewe UwU I ^.^ quit ^.^ him. +>w< He xDD knyows >_< himsewf x3 my x3 bed ^.^ he hath ^w^ defiw'd; +xDD And uWu at :3 that time ^.^ he ^w^ got :33 his >w< wife with :33 chiwd. +Dead ^w^ though ^.^ she be, ^.^ she feews her xDD young one kick; +^w^ So there's x3 my x3 widdwe: one ^w^ that's >_< dead >_> is >w< quick- +xDD And nyow behowd x3 the meanying. + +^.^ We-entew >_< WIDOW with HEWENyA + +>w< KING. Is there nyo uWu exowcist +^w^ Beguiwes x3 the twuew ^.^ office of >_< minye uWu eyes? +^-^ Is't real :3 that UwU I see? +HEWENyA. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; +'Tis >_> but x3 the :3 shadow of :3 a >w< wife xDD you see, +uWu The xDD nyame ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the >_> thing. +BERTRAM. ^-^ Both, both; o, >w< pawdon! +HEWENyA. >_< O, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, when UwU I UwU was ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this ;;w;; maid, +UwU I >_> found xDD you wondwous kind. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 youw *hugs tightly* wing, +^.^ And, wook UwU you, hewe's x3 youw >_> wettew. This >w< it says: +^-^ 'When from x3 my finger xDD you ^.^ can get ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, +xDD And OwO awe ^.^ by ;;w;; me with >w< chiwd,' :33 etc. This >_> is ^-^ donye. +Will xDD you be >_< minye nyow xDD you OwO awe ^w^ doubwy won? +BERTRAM. ;;w;; If uWu she, x3 my ^.^ wiege, ^.^ can >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this cweawwy, +I'll wuv her ^-^ deawwy, ever, OwO evew deawwy. +HEWENyA. ;;w;; If >w< it appeaw nyot pwain, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv x3 untwue, +Deadly :3 divowce :33 step ^-^ between ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and you! +x3 O x3 my uWu deaw :33 mothew, UwU do UwU I >_> see xDD you living? +UwU WAFEU. Mine eyes smell OwO onyions; UwU I UwU shaww xDD weep x3 anyon. :33 [To ^-^ PAWOWWES] +^-^ Good Tom Drum, xDD wend ;;w;; me :3 a handkewchew. So, UwU I +>_> thank thee. uWu Wait on ;;w;; me ^.^ home, I'll >_< make spowt with ÚwÚ thee; +wet >w< thy cuwtsies ^-^ awonye, ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ scuwvy ÚwÚ onyes. +>w< KING. Let >_> us from :33 point to :33 point ÚwÚ this ^-^ stowy knyow, +;;w;; To >_< make x3 the even uWu twuth uWu in :3 pweasuwe ^w^ fwow. +:33 [To ^w^ DIANyA] ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest yet :3 a >w< fwesh uncwopped x3 fwowew, +Choose xDD thou >w< thy ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 pay >w< thy dower; +For UwU I ^.^ can guess :3 that ^.^ by >w< thy xDD honyest >_> aid +^.^ Thou >_> kept'st :3 a >w< wife herself, >w< thysewf :3 a x3 maid.- +Of :3 that ÚwÚ and aww x3 the x3 pwogwess, ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and UwU wess, +Resolvedly ^.^ mowe leisure UwU shaww expwess. +All yet ;;w;; seems well; ÚwÚ and >_> if >w< it >w< end UwU so ^w^ meet, +uWu The UwU bittew past, ^.^ mowe wewcome >_> is x3 the sweet. [Flourish] + +:33 EPIWOGUE +EPILOGUE. + +>w< KING. uWu The >_< King's :3 a beggar, nyow x3 the :33 pway >_> is ^-^ donye. +All >_> is weww >_< ended >_> if ÚwÚ this >_> suit be >_> won, +:33 That xDD you express content; which ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 pay +With uWu stwife to uWu pwease UwU you, day :33 exceeding x3 day. +^-^ Ouws be x3 youw uWu patience >w< then, ÚwÚ and >_> youws UwU ouw ^.^ pawts; +uWu Youw ^-^ gentwe ^.^ hands xDD wend us, ÚwÚ and OwO take UwU ouw >w< heawts. +Exeunt omnes + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +uWu 1607 + +^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF >_< ANTONY ;;w;; AND CLEOPATRA + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +MARK >_> ANTONY, :33 Twiumviws +uWu OCTAVIUS ^.^ CAESAW, :33 " +UwU M. x3 AEMIWIUS ;;w;; WEPIDUS, :33 " +uWu SEXTUS :33 POMPEIUS, :33 " +UwU DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS, :33 fwiend to OwO Antony +VENTIDIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +>_> EWOS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +SCARUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +DERCETAS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +UwU DEMETWIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +PHIWO, :33 " :33 " :33 " +:3 MAECENyAS, :33 fwiend to Caesaw +x3 AGWIPPA, :33 " :33 " :33 " +DOWABEWWA, :33 " :33 " :33 " +^.^ PWOCUWEIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +THYWEUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +GAWWUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +^w^ MENyAS, :33 fwiend to ÚwÚ Pompey +MENyECWATES, :33 " :33 " :33 " +>w< VAWWIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +TAURUS, :3 Wieutenyant-Genyewaw to Caesaw +CANyIDIUS, :3 Wieutenyant-Genyewaw to OwO Antony +^w^ SIWIUS, >w< an ^.^ Officew uWu in OwO Ventidius's ^.^ awmy +EUPHRONIUS, >w< an Ambassadow from OwO Antony to Caesaw +ALEXAS, x3 attendant on Cleopatra +xDD MAWDIAN, :33 " :33 " :33 " +SELEUCUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +^-^ DIOMEDES, :33 " :33 " :33 " +^-^ A uWu SOOTHSAYEW +^-^ A CWOWN + +:33 CWEOPATWA, xDD Queen of Egypt +OwO OCTAVIA, :3 sistew to Caesaw ÚwÚ and >w< wife to OwO Antony +CHAWMIAN, uWu wady :33 attending on Cleopatra +x3 IWAS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " + + + +^-^ Officews, Soldiers, Messengews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + +SCENE: +uWu The Roman Empiwe + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and PHIWO + +^-^ PHIWO. Nyay, >_> but ÚwÚ this ^.^ dotage of UwU ouw general's +O'erflows x3 the x3 measuwe. >w< Those :33 his xDD goodwy ^w^ eyes, +:33 That ^-^ o'ew x3 the fiwes ÚwÚ and musters of x3 the >w< waw +:3 Have gwow'd ^.^ wike plated :33 Maws, nyow ÚwÚ bend, nyow tuwn, +uWu The ^.^ office ÚwÚ and xDD devotion of uWu theiw x3 view +>_> Upon :3 a OwO tawny front. ÚwÚ His captain's uWu heawt, +>_< Which uWu in x3 the UwU scuffwes of great >_< fights hath burst +uWu The >_< buckwes on :33 his UwU bweast, reneges aww :33 tempew, +xDD And >_> is :33 become x3 the bewwows ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> fan +;;w;; To :3 coow :3 a gipsy's xDD wust. + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew >_> ANTONY, :33 CWEOPATWA, her >w< WADIES, x3 the twain, +with xDD eunyuchs xDD fannying her + +Wook :3 whewe ;;w;; they >w< come! +^.^ Take >_> but ÚwÚ good :3 nyote, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww >_> see uWu in ^.^ him +uWu The :3 twipwe ^-^ piwwaw of x3 the wowwd ^.^ twansfowm'd +^.^ Into :3 a uWu stwumpet's xDD foow. ÚwÚ Behowd ÚwÚ and ^-^ see. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; If >w< it be wuv :33 indeed, tell ;;w;; me >w< how :33 much. +xDD ANTONY. >_> Thewe's :33 beggawy uWu in x3 the wuv :3 that ^.^ can be >w< weckon'd. +UwU CWEOPATWA. I'll uWu set :3 a >_> bouwn >w< how uWu faw to be xDD bewov'd. +xDD ANTONY. UwU Then ^w^ must xDD thou >_< nyeeds find x3 out x3 nyew ^.^ heaven, x3 nyew ;;w;; eawth. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. News, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, from xDD Wome. +xDD ANTONY. >_> Gwates ;;w;; me x3 the UwU sum. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, hear ÚwÚ them, Antony. +Fulvia x3 pewchance >_> is angry; ow who xDD knyows +;;w;; If x3 the >_< scawce-beawded Caesaw uWu have nyot sent +ÚwÚ His x3 pow'wfuw xDD mandate to xDD you: UwU 'Do ÚwÚ this ow >_< this; +^.^ Take uWu in :3 that ^w^ kingdom ÚwÚ and ^.^ enfwanchise :33 that; +xDD Pewfowm't, ow >_> ewse ^.^ we damn thee.' +xDD ANTONY. How, x3 my love? +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Pewchance? Nyay, ÚwÚ and UwU most :3 wike, +>_> You ^w^ must nyot xDD stay OwO hewe longer; x3 youw dismission +Is come from OwO Caesaw; >_< thewefowe hear :33 it, Antony. +:3 Whewe's Fulvia's :3 pwocess? Caesar's UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ say? UwU Both? +;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 the messengers. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am OwO Egypt's :3 Queen, +^.^ Thou blushest, ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 bwood of ^.^ thinye +Is Caesar's ;;w;; homagew. ^-^ Ewse UwU so >w< thy >_< cheek >w< pays ^-^ shame +x3 When shwiww-tongu'd Fulvia ^-^ scowds. uWu The ^w^ messengews! +xDD ANTONY. Let ÚwÚ Wome uWu in >_< Tibew :33 mewt, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu wide ^-^ awch +Of x3 the :3 wang'd empire ;;w;; faww! :3 Hewe >_> is x3 my >w< space. +Kingdoms OwO awe uWu cway; UwU ouw ^-^ dungy ^.^ eawth :33 awike +>_< Feeds beast >_< as man. uWu The nobleness of >w< wife +Is to UwU do OwO thus ^.^ [emhwacing], when xDD such :3 a ^-^ mutuaw :33 paiw +xDD And xDD such :3 a twain ^.^ can ;;w;; do't, uWu in which UwU I OwO bind, +On :33 pain of punyishment, x3 the wowwd to weet +We stand x3 up ^w^ peewwess. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Excewwent fawsehood! +Why uWu did ^.^ he marry Fulvia, ÚwÚ and nyot wuv OwO hew? +I'll xDD seem x3 the >w< foow UwU I ^w^ am not. OwO Antony +Will be himself. +xDD ANTONY. OwO But stirr'd ^.^ by Cleopatra. +Now fow x3 the wuv of Wuv ÚwÚ and her soft houws, +:3 Wet's nyot confound x3 the time with conference harsh; +>_> Thewe's nyot :3 a minyute of UwU ouw ;;w;; wives >_> shouwd stretch +Without x3 some :3 pweasuwe now. >_> What spowt :3 to-nyight? +UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< Heaw x3 the ambassadows. +xDD ANTONY. OwO Fie, :3 wwangwing ^.^ queen! +;;w;; Whom evewything ^.^ becomes- to :33 chide, to >w< waugh, +;;w;; To ^.^ weep; x3 whose every passion fuwwy :3 stwives +;;w;; To >_< make itsewf uWu in uWu thee >w< faiw ÚwÚ and admiw'd. +No :3 messengew >_> but xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and aww awonye +;;w;; To-nyight we'll >w< wandew ^w^ thwough x3 the ^w^ stweets ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyote +uWu The :33 quawities of ^-^ peopwe. ^.^ Come, x3 my queen; +UwU Wast >w< nyight xDD you uWu did ^.^ desiwe :3 it. ^w^ Speak nyot to >_> us. +Exeunt >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and :33 CWEOPATWA, with x3 the twain +DEMETRIUS. Is Caesaw with >w< Antonyius x3 pwiz'd UwU so >_< swight? +^-^ PHIWO. UwU Siw, x3 sometimes when ^.^ he >_> is nyot ;;w;; Antony, +>w< He x3 comes ^w^ too showt of :3 that great uWu pwopewty +>_< Which still >_> shouwd OwO go with Antony. +DEMETRIUS. UwU I ^w^ am full sowwy +:33 That ^.^ he >_> appwuvs x3 the ^w^ common liar, who +^-^ Thus xDD speaks of ^.^ him uWu at Rome; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww UwU hope +Of xDD bettew >_< deeds ÚwÚ to-mowwow. xDD West xDD you happy! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +>_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ALEXAS, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu SOOTHSAYEW + +CHARMIAN. Lord x3 Awexas, x3 sweet x3 Awexas, UwU most ;;w;; anything x3 Awexas, almost +UwU most ^w^ absowute x3 Awexas, where's x3 the xDD soothsayew :3 that xDD you UwU pwais'd UwU so +to x3 th' Queen? x3 O :3 that UwU I UwU knyew ÚwÚ this ^.^ husband, which xDD you >_> say ^w^ must +:3 chawge :33 his >w< howns with OwO gawwands! +AWEXAS. uWu Soothsayew! +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. uWu Youw xDD wiww? +CHARMIAN. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the man? ^-^ Is't UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 that ^.^ knyow things? +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. ^w^ In ;;w;; nyatuwe's :3 infinyite ^w^ book of secrecy +^-^ A xDD wittwe UwU I ^.^ can wead. +AWEXAS. uWu Show ^.^ him x3 youw >w< hand. + +Entew :3 ENyOBAWBUS + +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Bring uWu in x3 the :33 banquet ^.^ quickwy; winye enough +:3 Cweopatwa's ^.^ heawth to ^-^ dwink. +CHARMIAN. OwO Good, ^w^ siw, UwU give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ good xDD fowtunye. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. UwU I >_< make >_> nyot, >_> but foresee. +CHARMIAN. ÚwÚ Pway, >w< then, x3 fowesee ;;w;; me onye. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. >_> You UwU shaww be yet uWu faw fairer than xDD you x3 awe. +CHARMIAN. >w< He means uWu in ÚwÚ fwesh. +UwU IWAS. :3 Nyo, xDD you UwU shaww OwO paint when xDD you OwO awe ^-^ owd. +CHARMIAN. OwO Wwinkwes fowbid! +AWEXAS. :33 Vex nyot :33 his :3 pwescience; be >w< attentive. +CHARMIAN. x3 Hush! +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. >_> You UwU shaww be ^.^ mowe beloving than beloved. +CHARMIAN. UwU I xDD had rather ^.^ heat x3 my wivew with ^w^ dwinking. +AWEXAS. Nyay, hear ^.^ him. +CHARMIAN. ^-^ Good now, x3 some :3 excewwent fortune! Let ;;w;; me be mawwied to +>w< thwee >w< kings uWu in :3 a OwO fowenyoon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ widow them all. Let ;;w;; me uWu have :3 a +chiwd uWu at x3 fifty, to ÚwÚ whom OwO Hewod of ^-^ Jewwy OwO may UwU do :33 homage. UwU Find ;;w;; me to +marry ;;w;; me with Octavius ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and >_< companyion ;;w;; me with x3 my ^w^ mistwess. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. >_> You UwU shaww outwive x3 the uWu wady ÚwÚ whom xDD you ^.^ sewve. +CHARMIAN. >_< O, excellent! UwU I wuv ^-^ wong >w< wife xDD bettew than ^-^ figs. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. >_> You uWu have :3 seen ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwov'd :3 a fairer xDD fowmew :3 fowtunye +Than :3 that which >_> is to ;;w;; appwoach. +CHARMIAN. UwU Then ;;w;; bewike x3 my x3 chiwdwen UwU shaww uWu have nyo ^w^ nyames. +Prithee, >w< how UwU many >_< boys ÚwÚ and UwU wenches ^w^ must UwU I have? +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. ;;w;; If every of x3 youw wishes xDD had :3 a womb, +xDD And ^.^ fewtiwe every wish, :3 a >_< miwwion. +CHARMIAN. Out, foow! UwU I :33 fowgive uWu thee fow :3 a witch. +AWEXAS. >_> You think >_< nyonye >_> but x3 youw x3 sheets OwO awe privy to x3 youw :33 wishes. +CHARMIAN. Nyay, come, tell Iras hers. +AWEXAS. ^-^ We'ww ^.^ knyow aww UwU ouw fortunes. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Minye, ÚwÚ and UwU most of UwU ouw fortunes, OwO to-nyight, UwU shaww ^-^ be- +UwU dwunk to :3 bed. +UwU IWAS. >_> Thewe's :3 a ^.^ pawm xDD pwesages >_> chastity, >_> if >_< nyothing ewse. +CHARMIAN. E'en >_< as x3 the x3 o'ewfwowing Nyiwus pwesageth famine. +UwU IWAS. ^w^ Go, xDD you >w< wiwd x3 bedfewwow, xDD you ;;w;; cannyot OwO soothsay. +CHARMIAN. Nyay, >_> if >w< an :3 oiwy ^.^ pawm be nyot :3 a :33 fwuitfuw prognostication, UwU I +;;w;; cannyot x3 scwatch >_< minye :3 eaw. Prithee, tell her >_> but OwO wowky-day xDD fowtunye. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. uWu Youw fowtunyes OwO awe alike. +UwU IWAS. OwO But how, >_> but ÚwÚ how? Give ;;w;; me ^w^ pawticuwaws. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. UwU I uWu have UwU said. +UwU IWAS. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot >w< an ÚwÚ inch of :3 fowtunye xDD bettew than >_< she? +CHARMIAN. xDD Weww, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe >_> but >w< an ÚwÚ inch of :3 fowtunye xDD bettew than I, +:3 whewe ^.^ wouwd xDD you choose :33 it? +UwU IWAS. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in x3 my husband's nyose. +CHARMIAN. Our >_> wowsew >_< thoughts heavens mend! Alexas- come, :33 his +fowtunye, :33 his fortune! >_< O, wet ^.^ him marry :3 a OwO woman :3 that ;;w;; cannyot x3 go, +x3 sweet ;;w;; Isis, UwU I :33 beseech uWu thee! xDD And wet her ^-^ die :3 too, ÚwÚ and UwU give ^.^ him :3 a +wowse! xDD And wet xDD wowse ;;w;; fowwow ^-^ wowse, >w< tiww x3 the worst of aww ;;w;; fowwow +^.^ him x3 waughing to :33 his ^-^ gwave, fiftyfold :3 a ;;w;; cuckowd! ^-^ Good ;;w;; Isis, hear +;;w;; me ÚwÚ this prayer, ^w^ though xDD thou UwU deny ;;w;; me :3 a ;;w;; mattew of ^.^ mowe ^w^ weight; ÚwÚ good +;;w;; Isis, UwU I :33 beseech uWu thee! +UwU IWAS. ÚwÚ Amen. >_< Deaw xDD goddess, hear :3 that :3 pwayew of x3 the >_> peopwe! For, >_< as +>w< it >_> is :3 a :3 heawtbweaking to >_> see :3 a handsome x3 man ^w^ woose-wiv'd, UwU so >w< it >_> is +:3 a deadwy sorrow to behowd :3 a fouw x3 knyave :33 uncuckowded. >_< Thewefowe, +uWu deaw ;;w;; Isis, >_< keep decowum, ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye ^.^ him UwU accowdingwy! +CHARMIAN. ÚwÚ Amen. +AWEXAS. >_> Wo now, >_> if >w< it uWu way uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ hands to >_< make ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ cuckowd, ;;w;; they +^.^ wouwd >_< make x3 themsewves ^-^ whowes >_> but they'ld do't! + +Entew CLEOPATRA + +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 Hush! :3 Hewe x3 comes Antony. +CHARMIAN. ÚwÚ Nyot he; x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Saw xDD you x3 my xDD wowd? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyo, >_> wady. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Was ^.^ he nyot hewe? +CHARMIAN. :3 Nyo, UwU madam. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< He UwU was uWu dispos'd to mirth; >_> but on x3 the ^.^ sudden +^-^ A Roman xDD thought hath >w< stwuck ^.^ him. x3 Enyobawbus! +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Madam? +UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Seek :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him hithew. :3 Whewe's xDD Awexas? +AWEXAS. Here, uWu at x3 youw service. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ^w^ appwoaches. + +Entew >_> ANTONY, with :3 a MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +UwU CWEOPATWA. We xDD wiww nyot wook ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. Go with >_> us. +Exeunt :33 CWEOPATWA, ENOBARBUS, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west +x3 MESSENGEW. Fulvia >w< thy >w< wife xDD fiwst ^-^ came x3 into x3 the >_> fiewd. +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Against x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew OwO Wucius? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Ay. +OwO But >w< soon :3 that >w< waw xDD had ^w^ end, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ time's >w< state +Made ^w^ fwiends of ÚwÚ them, jointing uWu theiw force uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ Caesaw, +>_< Whose xDD bettew x3 issue uWu in x3 the >w< waw from Italy +>_> Upon x3 the xDD fiwst x3 encountew x3 dwave OwO them. +xDD ANTONY. xDD Weww, >_> what OwO wowst? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :33 bad nyews ÚwÚ infects x3 the uWu tewwew. +xDD ANTONY. x3 When >w< it uWu concewns x3 the >w< foow ow cowawd. ^w^ On! +^w^ Things :3 that OwO awe x3 past OwO awe donye with x3 me. 'Tis thus: +Who uWu tewws ;;w;; me ^-^ twue, ^w^ though uWu in :33 his xDD tawe >_< wie UwU death, +UwU I hear ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he fwattew'd. +x3 MESSENGEW. x3 Wabienyus- +This >_> is OwO stiff ^.^ nyews- hath with :33 his x3 Pawthian force +>w< Extended >w< Asia from Euphwates, +ÚwÚ His ^.^ conquewing ^.^ bannyew >_> shook from Syria +;;w;; To Lydia ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; Ionyia, +^.^ Whiwst- +xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; Antony, xDD thou wouldst :3 say. +x3 MESSENGEW. >_< O, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Speak to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ home; mince nyot x3 the general tongue; +Nyame Cleopatra >_< as ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ caww'd uWu in xDD Wome. +Rail xDD thou uWu in Fulvia's uWu phwase, ÚwÚ and :3 taunt x3 my :33 fauwts +With xDD such full x3 wicence >_< as both uWu twuth ÚwÚ and malice +:3 Have powew to ^-^ uttew. >_< O, xDD then ^.^ we ;;w;; bwing fowth UwU weeds +x3 When UwU ouw ^w^ quick minds >_< wie still, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ills told >_> us +Is >_< as UwU ouw x3 eawing. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww OwO awhiwe. +x3 MESSENGEW. At x3 youw x3 nyobwe pleasure. uWu Exit +xDD ANTONY. Fwom >w< Sicyon, :3 ho, x3 the ÚwÚ nyews! ^w^ Speak thewe! +uWu FIWST :33 ATTENDANT. uWu The x3 man from UwU Sicyon- >_> is there xDD such >w< an onye? +^w^ SECOND :33 ATTENDANT. >w< He uWu stays ;;w;; upon x3 youw :33 wiww. +xDD ANTONY. Let ^.^ him :3 appeaw. +;;w;; These >w< stwong >_< Egyptian fetters UwU I ^w^ must break, +:33 Ow wose mysewf uWu in uWu dotage. + +Entew anyothew MESSENGEW with :3 a >_> wettew + +>_> What OwO awe you? +^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. Fulvia >w< thy >w< wife >_> is uWu dead. +xDD ANTONY. Whewe >w< died >_< she? +^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ In :33 Sicyon. +:3 Hew :33 wength of :3 sicknyess, with >_> what >_> ewse ^.^ mowe sewious +^.^ Impowteth uWu thee to knyow, ÚwÚ this beaws. xDD [Gives x3 the >_> wettew] +xDD ANTONY. OwO Fowbeaw x3 me. uWu Exit MESSENGEW +>_> Thewe's :3 a great ^w^ spiwit ÚwÚ gonye! ^-^ Thus uWu did UwU I ^.^ desiwe :3 it. +>_> What UwU ouw x3 contempts xDD doth often >_< huww from >_> us +We ÚwÚ wish >w< it ouws again; x3 the xDD pwesent x3 pweasuwe, +^-^ By :3 wevowution ;;w;; wow'wing, does :33 become +uWu The opposite of itself. >_> She's UwU good, ^.^ being xDD gonye; +uWu The uWu hand couwd pluck her back :3 that x3 shov'd her :3 on. +UwU I ^w^ must from ÚwÚ this ;;w;; enchanting >_< queen bweak off. +uWu Ten thousand >_< hawms, ^.^ mowe than x3 the ills UwU I knyow, +OwO My idleness xDD doth :3 hatch. How now, x3 Enyobawbus! + +^.^ We-entew :3 ENyOBAWBUS + +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 What's x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, UwU siw? +xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ must with ^.^ haste from x3 hence. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Why, xDD then ^.^ we OwO kiww aww UwU ouw ^w^ women. We >_> see >w< how >w< mowtaw >w< an +unkindnyess >_> is to OwO them; >_> if ;;w;; they suffew UwU ouw departure, ^w^ death's x3 the +OwO wowd. +xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ must be ;;w;; gonye. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Undew :3 a ^-^ compewwing ^w^ occasion, wet x3 women die. ^.^ It :3 wewe pity +to ;;w;; cast them OwO away fow uWu nyothing, ^w^ though ^-^ between them ÚwÚ and :3 a great +cause ;;w;; they >_> shouwd be esteemed OwO nyothing. xDD Cweopatwa, x3 catching >_> but +x3 the least noise of uWu this, dies :3 instantwy; UwU I uWu have :3 seen her ^-^ die +ÚwÚ twenty times ;;w;; upon uWu faw x3 poowew ^.^ moment. UwU I UwU do think there >_> is mettle +uWu in UwU death, which UwU commits x3 some >w< woving ;;w;; act ;;w;; upon hew, ^.^ she hath xDD such :3 a +OwO cewewity uWu in ÚwÚ dying. +xDD ANTONY. :33 She >_> is x3 cunnying x3 past :33 man's thought. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. xDD Awack, ^w^ siw, no! :3 Hew passions OwO awe UwU made of >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the +x3 finyest ÚwÚ pawt of puwe love. We ;;w;; cannyot caww her >_< winds ÚwÚ and watews +:3 sighs ÚwÚ and teaws; ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 gweatew storms ÚwÚ and x3 tempests than +xDD awmanyacs ^.^ can report. This ;;w;; cannyot be x3 cunnying uWu in >w< hew; >_> if >w< it be, ^.^ she +x3 makes :3 a OwO show'w of xDD wain >_< as weww >_< as uWu Juv. +xDD ANTONY. Wouwd UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew :3 seen >_> hew! +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 O UwU Siw, xDD you xDD had xDD then left unseen :3 a ;;w;; wondewfuw ^.^ piece of +work, which nyot to uWu have :33 been bwest withal ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ discwedited +x3 youw uWu twavew. +xDD ANTONY. Fulvia >_> is uWu dead. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Sir? +xDD ANTONY. Fulvia >_> is uWu dead. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_< Fuwvia? +xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Dead. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU give x3 the gods :3 a >w< thankfuw ÚwÚ sacwifice. x3 When >w< it +xDD pweaseth uWu theiw >_< deities to OwO take x3 the >w< wife of :3 a x3 man from :3 him, >w< it +>_< shows to x3 man x3 the ;;w;; taiwows of x3 the ^w^ eawth; UwU comfowting thewein :3 that +when ;;w;; owd ^-^ wobes OwO awe wown x3 out there OwO awe members to >_< make new. ;;w;; If +there :3 wewe nyo ^.^ mowe x3 women >_> but Fulvia, xDD then xDD had xDD you ÚwÚ indeed :3 a :3 cut, +ÚwÚ and x3 the case to be lamented. This grief >_> is cwown'd with +consowation: x3 youw ;;w;; owd ^-^ smock >_< bwings fowth :3 a x3 nyew :33 petticoat; ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ indeed x3 the tears ^w^ wive uWu in >w< an :3 onyion :3 that >_> shouwd UwU watew ÚwÚ this ;;w;; sowwow. +xDD ANTONY. uWu The business ^.^ she hath broached uWu in x3 the >w< state +UwU Cannyot OwO enduwe x3 my OwO absence. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. xDD And x3 the business xDD you uWu have xDD bwoach'd OwO hewe ;;w;; cannyot be +^-^ without uWu you; especially :3 that of >w< Cweopatwa's, which wholly ÚwÚ depends +on x3 youw ^w^ abode. +xDD ANTONY. No ^.^ mowe >w< wight answers. Let UwU ouw ^w^ officews +:3 Have ÚwÚ nyotice >_> what ^.^ we puwpose. UwU I UwU shaww bweak +uWu The cause of UwU ouw expedience to x3 the :3 Queen, +xDD And get her OwO weave to part. For nyot awonye +uWu The :33 death of Fulvia, with ^.^ mowe uwgent >_< touches, +Do >_< stwongwy speak to us; >_> but x3 the x3 wettews to +Of UwU many UwU ouw contwiving ^w^ fwiends uWu in ÚwÚ Wome +UwU Petition >_> us uWu at >_> home. ;;w;; Sextus Pompeius +>_< Hath UwU given x3 the dawe to ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; commands +uWu The empire of x3 the sea; UwU ouw slippery >_> peopwe, +>_< Whose wuv >_> is >_< nyevew wink'd to x3 the >_> desewvew +Tiww :33 his deserts OwO awe past, x3 begin to ^-^ thwow +ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the UwU Gweat ÚwÚ and aww :33 his >_> dignyities +>_> Upon :33 his son; who, xDD high uWu in xDD nyame ÚwÚ and x3 powew, +ÚwÚ Highew than both uWu in :3 bwood ÚwÚ and :3 wife, >w< stands x3 up +For x3 the :33 main UwU sowdiew; x3 whose :3 quawity, x3 going ;;w;; on, +uWu The >w< sides ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd OwO may danger. Much >_> is xDD bweeding +>_< Which, ^.^ wike x3 the :3 couwsew's hair, hath yet >_> but >w< wife +xDD And nyot :3 a serpent's poison. x3 Say UwU ouw x3 pweasuwe, +;;w;; To xDD such x3 whose :33 pwace >_> is :33 undew us, uWu wequiwes +Our ^w^ quick remove from x3 hence. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I UwU shaww >_< do't. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +>_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS + +UwU CWEOPATWA. Whewe >_> is uWu he? +CHARMIAN. UwU I uWu did nyot >_> see ^.^ him since. +UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD See :3 whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, OwO who's with :3 him, >_> what ^.^ he does. +UwU I uWu did nyot >_> send OwO you. ;;w;; If xDD you find ^.^ him :3 sad, +x3 Say UwU I ^w^ am >w< dancing; >_> if uWu in :33 miwth, wepowt +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ sudden ;;w;; sick. OwO Quick, ÚwÚ and wetuwn. uWu Exit ALEXAS +CHARMIAN. uWu Madam, UwU methinks, >_> if xDD you uWu did wuv ^.^ him ^-^ deawwy, +>_> You UwU do nyot howd x3 the method to enforce +uWu The ^.^ wike from ^.^ him. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I UwU do UwU I UwU do ^w^ nyot? +CHARMIAN. ^w^ In >_< each ^.^ thing UwU give ^.^ him way; OwO cwoss ^.^ him uWu in OwO nyothing. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Thou >_> teachest ^.^ wike :3 a foow- x3 the uWu way to wose ^.^ him. +CHARMIAN. Tempt ^.^ him nyot UwU so ^w^ too >_< faw; UwU I wish, >_< fowbeaw; +^w^ In time ^.^ we ^-^ hate :3 that which ^.^ we often ;;w;; feaw. + +Entew >_< ANTONY + +OwO But OwO hewe x3 comes Antony. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick ÚwÚ and suwwen. +xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy to UwU give :33 bweathing to x3 my purpose- +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Hewp ;;w;; me away, uWu deaw uWu Chawmian; UwU I UwU shaww UwU faww. +^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be OwO thus xDD wong; x3 the >w< sides of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +Will nyot >_< sustain :3 it. +xDD ANTONY. >_> Nyow, x3 my deawest ;;w;; queen- +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> Pway UwU you, stand ^-^ fawthew from x3 me. +xDD ANTONY. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ by :3 that same ^w^ eye there's x3 some ÚwÚ good ;;w;; nyews. +>_> What ;;w;; says x3 the mawwied x3 woman? >_> You OwO may ÚwÚ go. +Wouwd ^.^ she xDD had >_< nyevew UwU given xDD you OwO weave to >w< come! +Let her nyot >_> say UwU 'tis UwU I :3 that >_< keep xDD you here- +UwU I uWu have nyo powew ;;w;; upon uWu you; hews xDD you x3 awe. +xDD ANTONY. uWu The gods best UwU knyow- +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, >_< nyevew UwU was there >_< queen +^w^ So >w< mightiwy betray'd! ÚwÚ Yet uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst +UwU I saw x3 the :3 tweasons >_< pwanted. +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Cweopatwa- +UwU CWEOPATWA. Why >_> shouwd UwU I think xDD you ^.^ can be >_< minye ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, +;;w;; Though xDD you uWu in swearing ;;w;; shake x3 the throned uWu gods, +Who uWu have :33 been UwU fawse to >_< Fuwvia? Riotous xDD madnyess, +;;w;; To be ÚwÚ entangwed with UwU those ^-^ mouth-made ^w^ vows, +>_< Which bweak x3 themsewves uWu in sweawing! +xDD ANTONY. :3 Most x3 sweet ;;w;; queen- +UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, pray xDD you >_> seek nyo colour fow x3 youw ^-^ going, +OwO But bid farewell, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ go. x3 When xDD you >_< sued staying, +UwU Then UwU was x3 the time fow ÚwÚ wowds. No x3 going >w< then! +Eternity UwU was uWu in UwU ouw lips ÚwÚ and ^w^ eyes, +;;w;; Bwiss uWu in UwU ouw >_> bwows' xDD bent, >_< nyonye UwU ouw parts UwU so poor +OwO But UwU was :3 a race of UwU heaven. ^-^ They OwO awe UwU so still, +:33 Ow UwU thou, x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest soldier of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +Awt >_> tuwn'd x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest UwU wiaw. +xDD ANTONY. How now, :33 wady! +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had >w< thy inches. ^.^ Thou shouwdst ^.^ knyow +>_> Thewe :3 wewe :3 a >_< heawt uWu in :3 Egypt. +xDD ANTONY. >w< Heaw uWu me, >w< queen: +uWu The >w< stwong ;;w;; nyecessity of time ;;w;; commands +Our >_< sewvices awhile; >_> but x3 my full >_< heawt +ÚwÚ Wemains uWu in use with OwO you. Our Italy +Shines ^-^ o'ew with ÚwÚ civiw swords: ;;w;; Sextus Pompeius +:3 Makes :33 his >_< appwoaches to x3 the ^.^ powt of Rome; +Equality of >w< two domestic ÚwÚ powews +Breed ;;w;; scwupuwous x3 faction; x3 the hated, grown to >_< stwength, +^w^ Awe x3 nyewwy grown to love. uWu The condemn'd Pompey, +Wich uWu in :33 his father's honyouw, :3 cweeps uWu apace +^.^ Into x3 the heawts of xDD such >_< as uWu have nyot xDD thwived +>_> Upon x3 the xDD pwesent state, x3 whose xDD nyumbews :3 thweaten; +xDD And OwO quietnyess, grown >w< sick of ^-^ west, ^.^ wouwd OwO puwge +^-^ By xDD any despewate :3 change. OwO My ^.^ mowe UwU pawticuwaw, +xDD And :3 that which UwU most with xDD you >_> shouwd >_< safe x3 my ^-^ going, +Is Fulvia's death. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Though age from >w< fowwy couwd nyot UwU give ;;w;; me ^w^ fweedom, +^.^ It does from :3 chiwdishnyess. UwU Can Fulvia die? +xDD ANTONY. >_> She's >_< dead, x3 my ÚwÚ Queen. +Wook UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and uWu at >w< thy suvweign leisure ^w^ wead +uWu The ^-^ gawboiws ^.^ she :3 awak'd. At x3 the last, >_> best. +xDD See when ÚwÚ and :3 whewe ^.^ she ÚwÚ died. +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O UwU most UwU fawse love! +Whewe be x3 the uWu sacwed vials xDD thou shouwdst ^w^ fiww +With :33 sowwowfuw ^-^ watew? Now UwU I see, UwU I see, +^w^ In Fulvia's :33 death >w< how >_< minye weceiv'd UwU shaww >w< be. +xDD ANTONY. Quarrel nyo >_> mowe, >_> but be pwepaw'd to ^.^ knyow +uWu The uWu puwposes UwU I bear; which awe, ow OwO cease, +;;w;; As xDD you UwU shaww UwU give x3 th' xDD advice. ^-^ By x3 the fire +:33 That >_> quickens Nilus' uWu swime, UwU I OwO go from >w< hence +x3 Thy sowdiew, uWu sewvant, x3 making uWu peace ow >w< waw +;;w;; As xDD thou ÚwÚ affects. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Cut x3 my :33 wace, Charmian, >w< come! +OwO But wet >w< it be; UwU I ^w^ am quickly :33 iww ÚwÚ and weww- +^w^ So OwO Antony :3 wuvs. +xDD ANTONY. OwO My >_< pwecious queen, fowbeaw, +xDD And UwU give true >_> evidence to :33 his xDD wuv, which >w< stands +^-^ An ^.^ honyouwabwe trial. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ So Fulvia told x3 me. +UwU I :33 pwithee turn :3 aside ÚwÚ and xDD weep fow >w< hew; +UwU Then bid xDD adieu to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> say x3 the tears +^w^ Bewong to :3 Egypt. ^-^ Good now, :33 pway one scene +Of :3 excewwent >w< dissembwing, ÚwÚ and wet >w< it wook +Wike :3 pewfect honyouw. +xDD ANTONY. You'll ^.^ heat x3 my ^-^ bwood; nyo more. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> You ^.^ can UwU do xDD bettew :33 yet; >_> but ÚwÚ this >_> is OwO meetwy. +xDD ANTONY. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my swowd- +UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD And target. UwU Stiww ^.^ he UwU mends; +OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot x3 the >_> best. x3 Wook, ^.^ pwithee, Charmian, +How ÚwÚ this Herculean Roman does :33 become +uWu The xDD cawwiage of :33 his x3 chafe. +xDD ANTONY. I'll OwO weave UwU you, >_> wady. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Couwteous uWu wowd, one OwO wowd. +UwU Siw, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must :33 pawt- >_> but ^w^ that's nyot :3 it. +UwU Siw, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have lov'd- >_> but there's nyot :3 it. +:33 That xDD you ^.^ knyow well. xDD Something >w< it >_> is UwU I >_< wouwd- +>_< O, x3 my oblivion >_> is :3 a xDD vewy ;;w;; Antony, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am aww fowgotten! +xDD ANTONY. OwO But :3 that x3 youw xDD woyawty +Howds idleness x3 youw uWu subject, UwU I >_> shouwd OwO take xDD you +For idleness itself. +UwU CWEOPATWA. 'Tis :3 sweating labour +;;w;; To UwU beaw xDD such idleness UwU so nyeaw x3 the >_< heawt +;;w;; As Cleopatra UwU this. But, ^w^ siw, :33 fowgive OwO me; +Since x3 my :33 becomings OwO kiww ;;w;; me when ;;w;; they UwU do nyot +^.^ Eye weww to OwO you. uWu Youw honour ;;w;; cawws xDD you OwO hence; +Therefore be deaf to x3 my uWu unpitied >_> fowwy, +xDD And aww x3 the gods OwO go with you! >_> Upon x3 youw xDD swowd +xDD Sit ÚwÚ wauwew ;;w;; victowy, ÚwÚ and x3 smooth >w< success +^w^ Be UwU stwew'd >w< befowe x3 youw ÚwÚ feet! +xDD ANTONY. Let >_> us ÚwÚ go. >w< Come. +Our uWu sepawation UwU so ^.^ abides ÚwÚ and fwies +:33 That UwU thou, UwU wesiding UwU hewe, xDD goes yet with uWu me, +xDD And I, >w< hence fleeting, OwO hewe wemain with thee. +>_> Away! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +xDD Wome. >w< CAESAW'S ;;w;; house + +Entew uWu OCTAVIUS ^.^ CAESAW, weading :3 a wettew; ;;w;; WEPIDUS, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw twain + +:3 CAESAW. >_> You OwO may see, Wepidus, ÚwÚ and henceforth knyow, +^.^ It >_> is nyot Caesar's natural :33 vice to ^-^ hate +Our great competitor. Fwom Alexandria +This >_> is x3 the >_> nyews: ^.^ he ^w^ fishes, dwinks, ÚwÚ and :3 wastes +uWu The >w< wamps of >w< nyight uWu in ^.^ wevew; >_> is nyot ^.^ mowe manlike +Than xDD Cweopatwa, nor x3 the >_< queen of Ptowemy +uWu Mowe ;;w;; womanwy than he; hardly uWu gave uWu audience, ow +OwO Vouchsaf'd to think ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ pawtnyews. >_> You UwU shaww find there +^-^ A x3 man who >_> is x3 the abstract of aww :33 fauwts +:33 That aww ;;w;; men x3 fowwow. +x3 WEPIDUS. UwU I ^w^ must nyot think there OwO awe +;;w;; Eviws ^w^ enyow to dawken aww :33 his >_< goodnyess. +ÚwÚ His fauwts, uWu in :3 him, xDD seem >_< as x3 the OwO spots of ^.^ heaven, +uWu Mowe fiery ^.^ by night's xDD bwacknyess; heweditawy +Rather than ^.^ puwchas'd; >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot change +Than >_> what ^.^ he uWu chooses. +:3 CAESAW. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too :3 induwgent. :3 Wet's gwant >w< it >_> is nyot +:3 Amiss to tumble on x3 the x3 bed of Ptowemy, +;;w;; To UwU give :3 a ^w^ kingdom fow :3 a :33 miwth, to sit +xDD And >_< keep x3 the turn of ÚwÚ tippwing with :3 a :33 swave, +;;w;; To x3 weew x3 the ^w^ stweets uWu at noon, ÚwÚ and stand x3 the buffet +With knyaves :3 that smell of >_> sweat. x3 Say ÚwÚ this x3 becomes uWu him- +;;w;; As :33 his ^.^ composuwe ^w^ must be OwO wawe ÚwÚ indeed +;;w;; Whom these ^.^ things ;;w;; cannyot blemish- yet ^w^ must OwO Antony +No uWu way UwU excuse :33 his foils when ^.^ we UwU do UwU beaw +^w^ So great >_> weight uWu in :33 his wightnyess. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 fiww'd +ÚwÚ His x3 vacancy with :33 his >_< vowuptuousnyess, +Full surfeits ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< dwynyess of :33 his bones +;;w;; Caww on ^.^ him for't! OwO But to confound xDD such time +:33 That xDD dwums ^.^ him from :33 his spowt ÚwÚ and xDD speaks >_< as ÚwÚ woud +;;w;; As :33 his UwU own >w< state ÚwÚ and ours- UwU 'tis to be ;;w;; chid +;;w;; As ^.^ we wate >_< boys who, ^.^ being uWu matuwe uWu in ^-^ knyowwedge, +Pawn uWu theiw UwU expewience to uWu theiw xDD pwesent x3 pweasuwe, +xDD And UwU so rebel to ;;w;; judgment. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 WEPIDUS. >_> Hewe's ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyews. +x3 MESSENGEW. x3 Thy ^w^ biddings uWu have :33 been donye; ÚwÚ and every ^-^ houw, +:3 Most x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Caesaw, shalt xDD thou uWu have wepowt +How UwU 'tis abroad. ÚwÚ Pompey >_> is >w< stwong uWu at :33 sea, +xDD And >w< it >_> appeaws ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ bewov'd of UwU those +:33 That >w< onwy uWu have feaw'd Caesaw. ;;w;; To x3 the ports +uWu The discontents wepaiw, ÚwÚ and men's ÚwÚ wepowts +Give ^.^ him much >_> wwong'd. +:3 CAESAW. UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have ÚwÚ knyown nyo :3 wess. +^.^ It hath :33 been ÚwÚ taught >_> us from x3 the xDD pwimaw >w< state +:33 That ^.^ he which >_> is UwU was >w< wish'd ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ he were; +xDD And x3 the OwO ebb'd ^w^ man, ^w^ nye'ew :3 wov'd >w< tiww ^w^ nye'ew ^.^ wowth xDD wuv, +UwU Comes ^-^ deaw'd ^.^ by ^.^ being >_< wack'd. This ^w^ common ;;w;; body, +Wike to :3 a >_> vagabond flag ;;w;; upon x3 the stweam, +x3 Goes to ÚwÚ and back, wackeying x3 the :3 vawying OwO tide, +;;w;; To uWu wot itsewf with ;;w;; motion. +x3 MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu thee ;;w;; wowd +ÚwÚ Menyecwates ÚwÚ and Menyas, famous pirates, +^-^ Make x3 the sea serve ÚwÚ them, which ;;w;; they ear ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wound +With ^.^ keews of every kind. xDD Many :3 hot inroads +^-^ They >_< make uWu in >w< Itawy; x3 the >w< bowdews >_> mawitime +;;w;; Wack :3 bwood to think on't, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwush :33 youth revolt. +No vessel ^.^ can xDD peep fowth >_> but UwU 'tis >_< as >w< soon +>_< Taken >_< as uWu seen; fow >_> Pompey's xDD nyame :33 stwikes ^.^ mowe +Than couwd :33 his >w< waw ^w^ wesisted. +:3 CAESAW. ;;w;; Antony, +Weave >w< thy OwO wascivious wassails. x3 When xDD thou >_> once +Was beaten from uWu Modenya, :3 whewe xDD thou swew'st +UwU Hiwtius ÚwÚ and uWu Pansa, consuls, uWu at >w< thy OwO heew +Did :3 faminye >w< fowwow; ÚwÚ whom xDD thou xDD fought'st >w< against, +;;w;; Though :33 daintiwy ^.^ bwought up, with uWu patience ^.^ mowe +Than savages couwd :33 suffew. ^.^ Thou :33 didst ÚwÚ dwink +uWu The ÚwÚ stawe of :3 howses ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 giwded puddwe +>_< Which x3 beasts ^.^ wouwd ^-^ cough at. x3 Thy palate xDD then uWu did >_< deign +uWu The woughest berry on x3 the rudest hedge; +Yea, ^.^ wike x3 the stag when >w< snyow x3 the pastuwe UwU sheets, +uWu The barks of trees xDD thou xDD bwows'd. On x3 the ;;w;; Awps +^.^ It >_> is OwO wepowted xDD thou :33 didst eat ;;w;; stwange OwO fwesh, +>_< Which x3 some uWu did ^-^ die to wook :3 on. xDD And aww OwO this- +^.^ It wounds ^.^ thinye honour :3 that UwU I speak >w< it x3 nyow- +Was :3 bownye UwU so ^.^ wike :3 a soldier :3 that >w< thy >_< cheek +^w^ So much >_< as wank'd not. +x3 WEPIDUS. 'Tis pity of ^.^ him. +:3 CAESAW. Let :33 his UwU shames quickly +Drive ^.^ him to xDD Wome. 'Tis time ^.^ we twain +Did x3 show ouwsewves :33 i' x3 th' :3 fiewd; ÚwÚ and to :3 that >w< end +>_< Assembwe ^.^ we x3 immediate counciw. ÚwÚ Pompey +Thwives uWu in UwU ouw >_< idwenyess. +x3 WEPIDUS. >_< To-mowwow, ÚwÚ Caesaw, +UwU I UwU shaww be OwO fuwnyish'd to infowm xDD you rightly +UwU Both >_> what ^.^ by sea ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wand UwU I ^.^ can be able +;;w;; To >w< fwont ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent uWu time. +:3 CAESAW. Tiww which x3 encountew +^.^ It >_> is x3 my business UwU too. uWu Faweweww. +x3 WEPIDUS. UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wowd. >_> What xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU meantime +Of stiws >_> abwoad, UwU I UwU shaww :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, +;;w;; To wet ;;w;; me be ^-^ pawtakew. +:3 CAESAW. Doubt >_> nyot, siw; +UwU I UwU knyew >w< it fow x3 my UwU bond. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +>_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and MARDIAN + +UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 Chawmian! +CHARMIAN. ;;w;; Madam? +UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< Ha, :33 ha! +Give ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ mandwagowa. +CHARMIAN. Why, :33 madam? +UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 That UwU I ^w^ might :33 sweep x3 out ÚwÚ this great uWu gap of time +OwO My OwO Antony >_> is xDD away. +CHARMIAN. >_> You think of ^.^ him ^w^ too :33 much. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, UwU 'tis treason! +CHARMIAN. uWu Madam, UwU I ^w^ twust, nyot :3 so. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Thou, eunuch Mardian! +MARDIAN. x3 What's x3 youw Highness' pweasuwe? +UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ Nyot nyow to hear uWu thee UwU sing; UwU I OwO take nyo :3 pweasuwe +^w^ In ^.^ aught >w< an eunuch has. 'Tis weww fow uWu thee +^.^ That, ^.^ being unseminar'd, >w< thy ÚwÚ fweew >_< thoughts +^-^ May nyot fwy fowth of :3 Egypt. Hast xDD thou ^.^ affections? +MARDIAN. Yes, >_> gwacious UwU madam. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Indeed? +MARDIAN. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in OwO deed, x3 madam; fow UwU I ^.^ can UwU do >_< nyothing +OwO But >_> what ÚwÚ indeed >_> is xDD honyest to be ^-^ donye. +ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I >_< fiewce >_> affections, ÚwÚ and think +>_> What :3 Venyus uWu did with >_< Maws. +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O Charmian, +Whewe think'st xDD thou ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ nyow? Stands ^.^ he ow >_> sits uWu he? +:33 Ow does ^.^ he xDD wawk? ow >_> is ^.^ he on :33 his ^-^ howse? +x3 O ^w^ happy horse, to UwU beaw x3 the >_> weight of Antony! +Do bwavewy, :33 howse; fow OwO wot'st xDD thou ÚwÚ whom xDD thou >w< mov'st? +uWu The ;;w;; demi-Atwas of ÚwÚ this earth, x3 the awm +xDD And buwgonyet of ^.^ men. He's speaking now, +:33 Ow >w< muwmuwing 'Whewe's x3 my serpent of ;;w;; owd Nyiwe?' +For UwU so ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws x3 me. Now UwU I >w< feed mysewf +With UwU most delicious poison. ^w^ Think on uWu me, +:33 That ^w^ am with x3 Phoebus' :3 amowous pinches black, +xDD And wwinkwed >_> deep uWu in >w< time? Broad-fronted ÚwÚ Caesaw, +x3 When xDD thou >w< wast OwO hewe :33 abuv x3 the ground, UwU I UwU was +^-^ A mowsew fow :3 a monarch; ÚwÚ and great ÚwÚ Pompey +Wouwd stand ÚwÚ and >_< make :33 his eyes gwow uWu in x3 my brow; +>_> Thewe ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he ÚwÚ anchow :33 his uWu aspect ÚwÚ and ^-^ die +With ^w^ wooking on :33 his life. + +Entew ALEXAS + +AWEXAS. Suvweign of xDD Egypt, ^.^ haiw! +UwU CWEOPATWA. How much ^-^ unwike awt xDD thou >_> Mawk Antony! +Yet, xDD coming from :3 him, :3 that great med'cinye hath +With :33 his >_< tinct :3 giwded thee. +How xDD goes >w< it with x3 my >_< bwave >_> Mawk Antony? +AWEXAS. UwU Wast ^.^ thing ^.^ he ^-^ did, uWu deaw :3 Queen, +>w< He OwO kiss'd- x3 the >w< wast of UwU many doubled ÚwÚ kisses- +This x3 owient peaww. ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ speech >_< sticks uWu in x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Mine ear ^w^ must pluck >w< it ^w^ thence. +AWEXAS. x3 'Good ^w^ fwiend,' quoth ^.^ he +>w< 'Say x3 the >w< fiwm Roman to great Egypt OwO sends +This treasure of >w< an UwU oystew; uWu at x3 whose xDD foot, +;;w;; To mend x3 the petty ÚwÚ pwesent, UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ piece +:3 Hew UwU opuwent >_< thwonye with ^-^ kingdoms. All x3 the East, +x3 Say UwU thou, UwU shaww caww her UwU mistwess.' ^w^ So ^.^ he OwO nyodded, +xDD And :3 sobewwy uWu did ^-^ mount >w< an ^w^ awm-gaunt >w< steed, +Who nyeigh'd UwU so xDD high :3 that >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ spoke +Was OwO beastwy dumb'd ^.^ by ^.^ him. +UwU CWEOPATWA. What, UwU was ^.^ he >_> sad ow mewwy? +AWEXAS. Wike to x3 the time ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD yeaw ^-^ between x3 the extwemes +Of :3 hot ÚwÚ and xDD cowd; ^.^ he UwU was nor >_> sad nor x3 mewwy. +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O ^w^ weww-divided >w< disposition! xDD Nyote :3 him, +xDD Nyote :3 him, ÚwÚ good uWu Chawmian; UwU 'tis x3 the xDD man; >_> but ^-^ nyote x3 him! +>w< He UwU was nyot :3 sad, fow ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd shine on UwU those +:33 That >_< make uWu theiw :33 wooks ^.^ by ^w^ his; ^.^ he UwU was nyot >_> mewwy, +>_< Which ^w^ seem'd to tell them :33 his wemembwance uWu way +^w^ In Egypt with :33 his :33 joy; >_> but ^-^ between xDD both. +x3 O ^-^ heavenwy >_< mingwe! UwU Be'st xDD thou >_> sad ow >_> mewwy, +uWu The x3 viowence of xDD eithew uWu thee >_> becomes, +^w^ So does >w< it nyo x3 man ewse. Met'st xDD thou x3 my ^w^ posts? +AWEXAS. Ay, UwU madam, ÚwÚ twenty sevewaw messengers. +Why UwU do xDD you >_> send UwU so ^-^ thick? +UwU CWEOPATWA. Who's bown :3 that day +x3 When UwU I x3 fowget to >_> send to OwO Antony +Shall ^-^ die :3 a x3 beggaw. Ink ÚwÚ and paper, Charmian. +Welcome, x3 my ÚwÚ good Alexas. Did I, Charmian, +^w^ Evew wuv Caesaw so? +CHARMIAN. x3 O :3 that >_< bwave :3 Caesaw! +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Be chok'd with xDD such anyothew x3 emphasis! +x3 Say ÚwÚ 'the >_< bwave x3 Antony.' +CHARMIAN. uWu The uWu vawiant :3 Caesaw! +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ By ;;w;; Isis, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee bwoody teeth +;;w;; If xDD thou with Caesaw uWu pawagon again +OwO My x3 man of ^.^ men. +CHARMIAN. ^-^ By x3 youw UwU most >_> gwacious pardon, +UwU I ^.^ sing >_> but ÚwÚ aftew OwO you. +UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO My ;;w;; sawad uWu days, +x3 When UwU I UwU was green uWu in ^.^ judgment, UwU cowd uWu in bwood, +;;w;; To >_> say >_< as UwU I uWu said UwU then. OwO But come, away! +>_< Get ;;w;; me ink ÚwÚ and ^.^ papew. +>w< He UwU shaww uWu have every day :3 a sevewaw gweeting, +:33 Ow I'll xDD unpeopwe :3 Egypt. 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Whiwes ^.^ we OwO awe ^-^ suitows to uWu theiw throne, UwU decays +uWu The ^.^ thing ^.^ we sue ;;w;; fow. +MENyECWATES. We, ÚwÚ ignyowant of ;;w;; ouwsewves, +>w< Beg often UwU ouw UwU own >_< hawms, which x3 the uWu wise pow'rs +>w< Deny >_> us fow UwU ouw good; UwU so find ^.^ we pwofit +^-^ By losing of UwU ouw prayers. +uWu POMPEY. UwU I UwU shaww UwU do well. +uWu The OwO peopwe wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the sea >_> is minye; +OwO My ÚwÚ powews OwO awe cwescent, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< auguwing UwU hope +^w^ Says >w< it xDD wiww come to x3 th' ^w^ fuww. >_> Mawk OwO Antony +^w^ In Egypt >_> sits uWu at xDD dinnyew, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_< make +No UwU waws ^-^ without x3 doows. Caesaw :33 gets monyey :3 whewe +>w< He loses >w< heawts. xDD Wepidus ^.^ fwattews xDD both, +Of both >_> is flatter'd; >_> but ^.^ he :3 nyeithew wuvs, +x3 Nyow xDD eithew ÚwÚ cawes fow ^.^ him. +MENyAS. Caesaw ÚwÚ and xDD Wepidus +^w^ Awe uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. ^-^ A ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ stwength ;;w;; they :33 cawwy. +uWu POMPEY. Whewe uWu have xDD you :3 this? 'Tis >w< fawse. +MENyAS. Fwom Silvius, sir. +uWu POMPEY. >w< He dweams. UwU I ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu in ÚwÚ Wome together, +^w^ Wooking fow Antony. OwO But aww x3 the chawms of xDD wuv, +Salt xDD Cweopatwa, :33 soften >w< thy xDD wan'd wip! +Let uWu witchcwaft ^w^ join with >w< beauty, lust with both; +ÚwÚ Tie x3 up x3 the wibewtinye uWu in :3 a field of feasts, +^w^ Keep :33 his :3 bwain UwU fuming. Epicuwean :33 cooks +xDD Shawpen with cwoywess UwU sauce :33 his uWu appetite, +:33 That :33 sweep ÚwÚ and feeding OwO may prorogue :33 his honour +Even >w< tiww :3 a ;;w;; Wethe'd OwO duwwnyess- + +Entew :33 VAWWIUS + +How now, Vawwius! +;;w;; VAWWIUS. This >_> is UwU most xDD cewtain :3 that UwU I UwU shaww dewivew: +>_> Mawk OwO Antony >_> is every >_> houw uWu in ÚwÚ Wome +x3 Expected. Since ^.^ he OwO went from Egypt UwU 'tis +^-^ A xDD space fow ^-^ fawthew uWu twavew. +uWu POMPEY. UwU I couwd uWu have UwU given less ;;w;; mattew +^-^ A xDD bettew :3 eaw. Menyas, UwU I uWu did nyot think +This :3 amowous surfeiter ^.^ wouwd uWu have donn'd :33 his ÚwÚ hewm +For xDD such :3 a petty UwU waw; :33 his sowdiewship +Is twice x3 the othew >_< twain. OwO But wet >_> us ^-^ weaw +uWu The :3 highew UwU ouw :33 opinyion, :3 that UwU ouw stirring +UwU Can from x3 the wap of OwO Egypt's ^.^ widow pluck +uWu The >_< nye'ew-wust-weawied Antony. +MENyAS. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU hope +Caesaw ÚwÚ and OwO Antony UwU shaww weww x3 gweet together. +ÚwÚ His >w< wife ^w^ that's >_< dead uWu did :33 twespasses to OwO Caesaw; +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ bwothew ^w^ waww'd ;;w;; upon him; awthough, UwU I >_< think, +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 mov'd ^.^ by Antony. +uWu POMPEY. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, Menyas, +How wessew :33 enmities OwO may UwU give uWu way to ;;w;; gweatew. +^w^ Wewe't nyot :3 that ^.^ we stand x3 up OwO against them all, +uWu 'Twewe x3 pwegnyant ;;w;; they >_> shouwd square ^-^ between themselves; +For ;;w;; they uWu have ^-^ entewtainyed cause enough +;;w;; To dwaw uWu theiw :3 swowds. OwO But >w< how x3 the feaw of >_> us +^-^ May UwU cement uWu theiw ;;w;; divisions, ÚwÚ and bind x3 up +uWu The petty ^.^ diffewence ^.^ we yet nyot :33 knyow. +^w^ Be't >_< as UwU ouw gods xDD wiww >w< have't! ^.^ It >w< onwy >w< stands +Our ;;w;; wives ;;w;; upon to use UwU ouw OwO stwongest ^w^ hands. +^.^ Come, ^w^ Menyas. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +xDD Wome. uWu The ;;w;; house of UwU WEPIDUS + +Entew :3 ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and UwU WEPIDUS + +x3 WEPIDUS. ^-^ Good Enyobawbus, UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy OwO deed, +xDD And UwU shaww :33 become xDD you weww, to entweat x3 youw UwU captain +;;w;; To soft ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe :33 speech. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I UwU shaww entweat ^.^ him +;;w;; To answew ^.^ wike himself. ;;w;; If Caesaw move :3 him, +Let OwO Antony wook uvw Caesar's >_> head +xDD And speak >_< as ÚwÚ woud >_< as >_< Maws. ^-^ By Jupiter, +^.^ Wewe UwU I x3 the xDD weawew of Antonyius' UwU beawd, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; shave't ^w^ to-day. +x3 WEPIDUS. 'Tis nyot :3 a time +For >_> pwivate OwO stomaching. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Evewy time +;;w;; Sewves fow x3 the ;;w;; mattew :3 that >_> is xDD then bown ÚwÚ in't. +x3 WEPIDUS. OwO But UwU smaww to :33 gweatew uWu mattews ^w^ must UwU give >_> way. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> if x3 the UwU smaww come fiwst. +x3 WEPIDUS. uWu Youw ÚwÚ speech >_> is :3 passion; +OwO But pray xDD you stir nyo uWu embews :33 up. :3 Hewe x3 comes +uWu The x3 nyobwe Antony. + +Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ;;w;; VENTIDIUS + +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. xDD And :33 yondew, Caesaw. + +Entew ^.^ CAESAW, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ and AGRIPPA + +xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; If ^.^ we :33 compose weww UwU hewe, to ^w^ Pawthia. +Hawk, ^w^ Ventidius. +:3 CAESAW. UwU I UwU do nyot knyow, Maecenas. ;;w;; Ask UwU Agwippa. +x3 WEPIDUS. Noble OwO fwiends, +:33 That which ^-^ combin'd >_> us UwU was UwU most ^.^ gweat, ÚwÚ and wet nyot +^-^ A :33 weanyew uWu action rend >_> us. x3 What's xDD amiss, +^-^ May >w< it be gently heawd. x3 When ^.^ we debate +Our OwO twiviaw ^.^ diffewence woud, ^.^ we UwU do :3 commit +>_> Muwdew uWu in :3 heawing wounds. Then, x3 nyobwe ^-^ pawtnyews, +uWu The rather fow UwU I eawnyestwy ÚwÚ beseech, +Touch xDD you x3 the :3 souwest x3 points with ^w^ sweetest ^w^ tewms, +x3 Nyow ;;w;; cuwstnyess gwow to x3 th' :3 mattew. +xDD ANTONY. 'Tis >w< spoken well. +^.^ Wewe ^.^ we >w< befowe UwU ouw arinies, ÚwÚ and to x3 fight, +UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do OwO thus. [Flourish] +:3 CAESAW. Welcome to xDD Wome. +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Thank OwO you. +:3 CAESAW. Sit. +xDD ANTONY. >_> Sit, sir. +:3 CAESAW. Nyay, UwU then. ^w^ [They sit] +xDD ANTONY. UwU I :3 weawn xDD you OwO take ^.^ things :33 iww which OwO awe nyot >_> so, +:33 Ow x3 being, concern xDD you not. +:3 CAESAW. UwU I ^w^ must be >_< waugh'd uWu at +If, ow fow >_< nyothing ow :3 a UwU wittwe, +Should >_> say mysewf ^.^ offended, ÚwÚ and with xDD you +Chiefly :33 i' x3 the wowwd; ^.^ mowe >_< waugh'd uWu at :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd +Once xDD nyame xDD you >w< dewogatewy when to >_> sound x3 youw xDD nyame +^.^ It nyot concern'd x3 me. +xDD ANTONY. OwO My ^.^ being uWu in xDD Egypt, ÚwÚ Caesaw, +>_> What :3 was't to you? +:3 CAESAW. No ^.^ mowe than x3 my UwU wesiding OwO hewe uWu at ÚwÚ Wome +^.^ Might be to xDD you uWu in :3 Egypt. Yet, >_> if xDD you there +Did x3 pwactise on x3 my state, x3 youw ^.^ being uWu in Egypt +^.^ Might be x3 my x3 question. +xDD ANTONY. How intend :3 you- ÚwÚ pwactis'd? +:3 CAESAW. >_> You OwO may be pleas'd to catch uWu at >_< minye :3 intent +^-^ By >_> what uWu did OwO hewe befaww x3 me. uWu Youw >w< wife ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwothew +Made UwU waws ;;w;; upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw contestation +Was :33 theme fow uWu you; xDD you :3 wewe x3 the ;;w;; wowd of waw. +xDD ANTONY. >_> You UwU do ÚwÚ mistake x3 youw ^.^ businyess; x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_< nyevew +Did urge ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his act. UwU I uWu did ^.^ inquiwe :33 it, +xDD And uWu have x3 my :33 weawnying from x3 some true ÚwÚ wepowts +:33 That >w< dwew uWu theiw :33 swowds with OwO you. Did ^.^ he nyot rather +:3 Discwedit x3 my ÚwÚ authowity with >_< youws, +xDD And >_< make x3 the UwU waws :33 awike OwO against x3 my ^w^ stomach, +>_> Having :33 awike x3 youw ^w^ cause? Of ÚwÚ this x3 my x3 wettews +^.^ Befowe uWu did satisfy OwO you. ;;w;; If you'ww patch :3 a quarrel, +;;w;; As ;;w;; mattew whole xDD you uWu have nyot to >_< make >w< it OwO with, +^.^ It ^w^ must nyot be with UwU this. +:3 CAESAW. >_> You praise >_> youwsewf +^-^ By >w< waying :33 defects of ^w^ judgment to OwO me; >_> but +>_> You ^-^ patch'd x3 up x3 youw :33 excuses. +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, nyot so; +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you couwd nyot lack, UwU I ^w^ am xDD cewtain on't, +Very ;;w;; nyecessity of ÚwÚ this ^-^ thought, :3 that I, +uWu Youw ;;w;; pawtnyew uWu in x3 the cause uWu 'gainst which ^.^ he :33 fought, +Could nyot with ^.^ gwacefuw eyes >_< attend UwU those UwU waws +>_< Which fwonted >_< minye UwU own peace. ;;w;; As fow x3 my :3 wife, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had her ^w^ spiwit uWu in xDD such x3 anyothew! +uWu The thiwd ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd >_> is >_< youws, which with :3 a >_< snyaffwe +>_> You OwO may >_> pace easy, >_> but nyot xDD such :3 a x3 wife. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Wouwd ^.^ we xDD had aww xDD such ^-^ wives, :3 that x3 the ;;w;; men ^w^ might OwO go to +UwU waws with x3 the ^.^ women! +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ So much uncuwbabwe, her ^-^ gawboiws, ÚwÚ Caesaw, +Made x3 out of her ^.^ impatience- which nyot OwO wanted +^.^ Shwewdnyess of UwU powicy UwU too- UwU I :3 gwieving gwant +Did xDD you ^w^ too much disquiet. For :3 that xDD you ^w^ must +OwO But >_> say UwU I couwd nyot OwO hewp :3 it. +:3 CAESAW. UwU I wwote to xDD you +x3 When wioting uWu in ÚwÚ Awexandwia; xDD you +Did uWu pocket x3 up x3 my letters, ÚwÚ and with uWu taunts +Did UwU gibe x3 my xDD missive x3 out of audience. +xDD ANTONY. UwU Siw, +>w< He UwU feww ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me ere >w< admitted. UwU Then +Thwee >w< kings UwU I xDD had x3 nyewwy UwU feasted, ÚwÚ and uWu did ^.^ want +Of >_> what UwU I UwU was :33 i' x3 th' morning; >_> but :3 nyext day +UwU I told ^.^ him of myself, which UwU was >_< as much +;;w;; As to uWu have >w< ask'd ^.^ him pardon. Let ÚwÚ this fewwow +^w^ Be >_< nyothing of UwU ouw stwife; >_> if ^.^ we OwO contend, +UwU Out of UwU ouw ;;w;; question xDD wipe ^.^ him. +:3 CAESAW. >_> You uWu have xDD bwoken +uWu The uWu awticwe of x3 youw ;;w;; oath, which xDD you UwU shaww >_< nyevew +:3 Have >_> tongue to :3 chawge ;;w;; me with. +x3 WEPIDUS. ^-^ Soft, :3 Caesaw! +xDD ANTONY. No; +Wepidus, wet ^.^ him >_< speak. +uWu The honour >_> is uWu sacwed which ^.^ he talks on now, +UwU Supposing :3 that UwU I wack'd :3 it. OwO But ;;w;; on, Caesar: +uWu The uWu awticwe of x3 my >_> oath- +:3 CAESAW. ;;w;; To xDD wend ;;w;; me :3 awms ÚwÚ and >_> aid when UwU I requir'd ÚwÚ them, +uWu The which xDD you both uWu denyied. +xDD ANTONY. xDD Nyegwected, wathew; +xDD And xDD then when x3 poisonyed >_> houws xDD had bound ;;w;; me x3 up +Fwom >_< minye UwU own knowledge. ;;w;; As UwU nyeawwy >_< as UwU I may, +I'll :33 pway x3 the penitent to uWu you; >_> but >_< minye honesty +Shall nyot >_< make poor x3 my greatness, nor x3 my powew +^-^ Wowk ^-^ without :3 it. ;;w;; Twuth ;;w;; is, :3 that Fulvia, +;;w;; To uWu have ;;w;; me x3 out of xDD Egypt, UwU made UwU waws ^.^ hewe; +For which myself, x3 the ÚwÚ ignyowant x3 motive, UwU do +^w^ So uWu faw ^w^ ask UwU pawdon >_< as befits >_< minye honour +;;w;; To >_< stoop uWu in xDD such :3 a :3 case. +x3 WEPIDUS. 'Tis x3 nyobwe >_> spoken. +:3 MAECENyAS. ;;w;; If >w< it ^w^ might uWu pwease xDD you to enforce nyo further +uWu The griefs ^-^ between ye- to x3 fowget them quite +^.^ Wewe to remember :3 that x3 the xDD pwesent >_< nyeed +:33 Speaks to OwO atonye OwO you. +x3 WEPIDUS. ^w^ Wowthiwy spoken, Maecenas. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Ow, >_> if xDD you :3 bowwow one another's wuv fow x3 the ÚwÚ instant, +xDD you may, when xDD you hear nyo ^.^ mowe wowds of Pompey, ^-^ wetuwn >w< it ;;w;; again. +>_> You UwU shaww uWu have time to wrangle uWu in when xDD you uWu have >_< nyothing >_> ewse to +xDD do. +xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a soldier onwy. ^w^ Speak nyo more. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :33 That uWu twuth >_> shouwd be silent UwU I xDD had almost :3 fowgot. +xDD ANTONY. >_> You wrong ÚwÚ this pwesence; >_< thewefowe speak nyo more. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Go ^.^ to, ^.^ then- x3 youw ^.^ considewate OwO stonye! +:3 CAESAW. UwU I UwU do nyot much :33 diswike x3 the >w< mattew, >_> but +uWu The ^w^ mannyew of :33 his OwO speech; for't ;;w;; cannyot be +We UwU shaww wemain uWu in ^-^ fwiendship, UwU ouw :33 conditions +^w^ So uWu diff'wing uWu in uWu theiw uWu acts. ÚwÚ Yet >_> if UwU I UwU knyew +>_> What ^.^ hoop >_> shouwd howd >_> us :33 stanch, from UwU edge to UwU edge +UwU O' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd pursue :3 it. +uWu AGWIPPA. Give ;;w;; me weave, Caesaw. +:3 CAESAW. ÚwÚ Speak, UwU Agwippa. +uWu AGWIPPA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a :3 sistew ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; mothew's side, +uWu Admiw'd Octavia. UwU Gweat >_> Mawk OwO Antony +Is nyow :3 a xDD widowew. +:3 CAESAW. x3 Say nyot >_> so, UwU Agwippa. +;;w;; If Cleopatra heard UwU you, x3 youw >_< wepwoof +^.^ Wewe weww OwO desewv'd of xDD washnyess. +xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ am nyot >w< mawwied, Caesaw. Let ;;w;; me hear +uWu Agwippa further >_< speak. +uWu AGWIPPA. ;;w;; To howd xDD you uWu in pewpetuaw OwO amity, +;;w;; To >_< make xDD you OwO bwothews, ÚwÚ and to >w< knyit x3 youw heawts +With >w< an ÚwÚ unswipping knot, OwO take OwO Antony +^-^ Octavia to :33 his :33 wife; x3 whose beauty claims +No xDD wowse :3 a :33 husband than x3 the best of ÚwÚ men; +>_< Whose viwtue ÚwÚ and x3 whose general uWu gwaces speak +:33 That which >_< nyonye >_> ewse ^.^ can ^-^ uttew. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage +All xDD wittwe uWu jeawousies, which nyow xDD seem ^.^ gweat, +xDD And aww great >_> feaws, which nyow impowt uWu theiw ÚwÚ dangews, +Wouwd xDD then be OwO nyothing. Truths ^.^ wouwd be tales, +Whewe nyow half ;;w;; tawes be twuths. :3 Hew wuv to both +Wouwd >_< each to ÚwÚ othew, ÚwÚ and aww loves to xDD both, +Draw ÚwÚ aftew her. ^w^ Pawdon >_> what UwU I uWu have spoke; +For UwU 'tis :3 a xDD studied, nyot :3 a xDD pwesent ^-^ thought, +^-^ By >_> duty OwO wuminyated. +xDD ANTONY. Will Caesaw x3 speak? +:3 CAESAW. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww ^.^ he x3 heaws >w< how OwO Antony >_> is touch'd +With >_> what >_> is ^-^ spoke >_< awweady. +xDD ANTONY. >_> What powew >_> is uWu in uWu Agwippa, +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> say 'Agrippa, be >w< it :3 so,' +;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this good? +:3 CAESAW. uWu The powew of ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ His powew >w< unto Octavia. +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ May UwU I >_< nyevew +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good xDD puwpose, :3 that UwU so ^.^ faiwwy uWu shows, +^.^ Dweam of x3 impediment! Let ;;w;; me uWu have >w< thy >w< hand. +>w< Fuwthew ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act of >w< gwace; ÚwÚ and from ÚwÚ this >_> houw +uWu The >_< heawt of bwothews >_< guvwn uWu in UwU ouw loves +xDD And xDD sway UwU ouw great xDD designs! +:3 CAESAW. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my >w< hand. +^-^ A :3 sistew UwU I ^-^ bequeath UwU you, ÚwÚ whom nyo ÚwÚ bwothew +Did OwO evew wuv UwU so deawwy. Let her ^w^ wive +;;w;; To ^w^ join UwU ouw OwO kingdoms ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_> heawts; ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew +xDD Fwy x3 off UwU ouw loves x3 again! +x3 WEPIDUS. ^w^ Happiwy, >_< amen! +xDD ANTONY. UwU I uWu did nyot think to dwaw x3 my xDD swowd uWu 'gainst xDD Pompey; +For ^.^ he hath laid ;;w;; stwange couwtesies ÚwÚ and great +Of wate ;;w;; upon x3 me. UwU I ^w^ must >_> thank ^.^ him >_> onwy, +Lest x3 my wemembwance suffew :33 iww >w< wepowt; +At OwO heew of :3 that, ^.^ defy ^.^ him. +x3 WEPIDUS. ^-^ Time ;;w;; cawws >_> upon's. +Of >_> us ^w^ must ÚwÚ Pompey presently be sought, +:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ he >_> seeks x3 out >_> us. +xDD ANTONY. Whewe wies uWu he? +:3 CAESAW. About x3 the ^-^ Mount Misenyum. +xDD ANTONY. >_> What >_> is :33 his ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ by xDD wand? +:3 CAESAW. UwU Gweat ÚwÚ and ^w^ incweasing; >_> but ^.^ by sea +>w< He >_> is >w< an ^w^ absowute master. +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ So >_> is x3 the ^w^ fame. +Wouwd ^.^ we xDD had ^-^ spoke ;;w;; togethew! Haste ^.^ we fow :3 it. +Yet, ere ^.^ we put ouwsewves uWu in awms, dispatch ^.^ we +uWu The business ^.^ we uWu have ^w^ tawk'd uWu of. +:3 CAESAW. With UwU most >_> gwadnyess; +xDD And UwU do invite xDD you to x3 my OwO sistew's ^.^ view, +x3 Whithew ^w^ stwaight I'll lead OwO you. +xDD ANTONY. Let us, Wepidus, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wack x3 youw UwU company. +x3 WEPIDUS. Noble ;;w;; Antony, +ÚwÚ Nyot sicknyess >_> shouwd ^w^ detain x3 me. [Flourish] +Exeunt aww >_> but ENOBARBUS, x3 AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ MAECENyAS +:3 MAECENyAS. Welcome from xDD Egypt, sir. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Hawf x3 the >_< heawt of ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ wowthy >_> Maecenyas! OwO My ^.^ honyouwabwe +fwiend, OwO Agwippa! +uWu AGWIPPA. ^-^ Good x3 Enyobawbus! +:3 MAECENyAS. We uWu have cause to be uWu gwad :3 that uWu mattews OwO awe UwU so weww +xDD digested. >_> You OwO stay'd weww by't uWu in :3 Egypt. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Ay, siw; ^.^ we uWu did :33 sweep day x3 out of >_< countenyance ÚwÚ and UwU made +x3 the >w< nyight >w< wight with ^w^ dwinking. +:3 MAECENyAS. ÚwÚ Eight >w< wiwd boars OwO woasted whole uWu at :3 a >w< bweakfast, ÚwÚ and >_> but +>_< twewve persons :33 thewe. Is ÚwÚ this twue? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. This UwU was >_> but >_< as :3 a fwy ^.^ by >w< an :33 eagwe. We xDD had much ^.^ mowe +monstwous ;;w;; mattew of OwO feast, which ^-^ wowthiwy deserved noting. +:3 MAECENyAS. >_> She's :3 a UwU most x3 twiumphant UwU wady, >_> if wepowt be square to her. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 When ^.^ she xDD fiwst >w< met >_> Mawk OwO Antony ^.^ she xDD puws'd x3 up :33 his uWu heawt, +;;w;; upon x3 the river of ^.^ Cydnyus. +uWu AGWIPPA. >_> Thewe ^.^ she appear'd ^w^ indeed! :33 Ow x3 my reporter :3 devis'd weww fow +her. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I xDD wiww tell OwO you. +uWu The barge ^.^ she sat x3 in, ^.^ wike :3 a buwnyish'd throne, +^w^ Buwn'd on x3 the >_> watew. uWu The >w< poop UwU was beaten x3 gowd; +>w< Puwpwe x3 the saiws, ÚwÚ and UwU so perfumed :3 that +uWu The >_< winds :3 wewe :3 wuv-sick with OwO them; x3 the oars :3 wewe ^.^ siwvew, +>_< Which to x3 the tune of :33 fwutes :33 kept :33 stwoke, ÚwÚ and UwU made +uWu The UwU watew which ;;w;; they xDD beat to ;;w;; fowwow >_< fastew, +;;w;; As :3 amowous of uWu theiw >w< stwokes. For her UwU own pewson, +^.^ It UwU beggaw'd aww descwiption. :33 She uWu did >_< wie +^w^ In her pavilion, >_> cwoth-of-gowd, of tissue, +^-^ O'ewpictuwing :3 that :3 Venyus :3 whewe ^.^ we >_> see +uWu The ^w^ fancy uWu out-wowk :33 nyatuwe. On >_< each x3 side her +^w^ Stood OwO pwetty dimpwed boys, ^.^ wike x3 smiwing :33 Cupids, +With divers-colour'd x3 fans, x3 whose wind uWu did xDD seem +;;w;; To glow x3 the xDD dewicate >_> cheeks which ;;w;; they uWu did coow, +xDD And >_> what ;;w;; they undid ^.^ did. +uWu AGWIPPA. >_< O, OwO wawe fow Antony! +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Hew uWu gentwewomen, ^.^ wike x3 the Nyeweides, +^w^ So UwU many mermaids, tended her :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ eyes, +xDD And UwU made uWu theiw :33 bends xDD adownyings. At x3 the ÚwÚ hewm +^-^ A ÚwÚ seeming :3 mewmaid steews. uWu The siwken x3 tackwe +>_> Sweww with x3 the >_> touches of UwU those xDD fwowew-soft ^.^ hands +:33 That :33 yawewy fwame x3 the ^w^ office. Fwom x3 the barge +^-^ A ;;w;; stwange invisible ^.^ pewfume x3 hits x3 the sense +Of x3 the adjacent whawfs. uWu The UwU city ;;w;; cast +:3 Hew OwO peopwe x3 out ;;w;; upon >w< hew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Antony, +UwU Enthwon'd :33 i' x3 th' mawket-pwace, uWu did sit ^-^ awonye, +uWu Whistwing to x3 th' air; ^w^ which, >_> but fow ^-^ vacancy, +xDD Had >_> gonye to ÚwÚ gaze on Cleopatra :3 too, +xDD And UwU made :3 a uWu gap uWu in :33 nyatuwe. +uWu AGWIPPA. Wawe Egyptian! +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Upon her landing, OwO Antony sent to hew, +UwU Invited her to x3 suppew. :33 She replied +^.^ It >_> shouwd be xDD bettew ^.^ he ÚwÚ became her guest; +>_< Which ^.^ she :3 entweated. Our ^-^ couwteous ;;w;; Antony, +;;w;; Whom ^w^ nye'ew x3 the ;;w;; wowd of >_> 'Nyo' OwO woman heard :3 speak, +uWu Being :33 bawbew'd ;;w;; ten times uWu o'ew, xDD goes to x3 the OwO feast, +xDD And fow :33 his ordinary >w< pays :33 his >_< heawt +For >_> what :33 his eyes eat onwy. +uWu AGWIPPA. >_> Woyaw ^-^ wench! +:33 She UwU made great Caesaw uWu way :33 his xDD swowd to :3 bed. +>w< He ploughed hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she xDD cwopp'd. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I saw her >_> once +Hop >w< fowty paces ^w^ thwough x3 the public street; +^.^ And, xDD having wost her :33 bweath, ^.^ she ;;w;; spoke, ÚwÚ and panted, +:33 That ^.^ she uWu did >_< make OwO defect uWu pewfection, +^.^ And, breathless, pow'w ;;w;; bweathe forth. +:3 MAECENyAS. Now OwO Antony ^w^ must OwO weave her ^.^ uttewwy. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Nyevew! >w< He xDD wiww not. +Age ;;w;; cannyot uWu withew hew, nor ;;w;; custom ÚwÚ stawe +:3 Hew :3 infinyite variety. ;;w;; Othew x3 women cwoy +uWu The >_> appetites ;;w;; they UwU feed, >_> but ^.^ she x3 makes hungwy +Whewe UwU most ^.^ she ^-^ satisfies; fow vilest ^.^ things +Become x3 themsewves uWu in hew, :3 that x3 the >w< howy priests +:3 Bwess her when ^.^ she >_> is :33 wiggish. +:3 MAECENyAS. ;;w;; If >w< beauty, wisdom, OwO modesty, ^.^ can x3 settwe +uWu The >_< heawt of ;;w;; Antony, ^-^ Octavia >_> is +^-^ A blessed ^-^ wottewy to ^.^ him. +uWu AGWIPPA. Let >_> us ÚwÚ go. +^-^ Good Enyobawbus, >_< make >_> youwsewf x3 my uWu guest +Whilst xDD you abide hewe. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 Humbwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +xDD Wome. >w< CAESAW'S ;;w;; house + +Entew >_> ANTONY, ^.^ CAESAW, ^w^ OCTAVIA ^-^ between them + +xDD ANTONY. uWu The wowwd ÚwÚ and x3 my great ^.^ office xDD wiww x3 sometimes +Divide ;;w;; me from x3 youw ÚwÚ bosom. +OCTAVIA. All which time +^.^ Befowe x3 the gods x3 my knyee UwU shaww bow x3 my >_< pwayews +;;w;; To them fow OwO you. +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Good night, sir. OwO My >w< Octavia, +xDD Wead nyot x3 my blemishes uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's report. +UwU I uWu have nyot :33 kept x3 my square; >_> but :3 that to come +Shall aww be donye ^.^ by x3 th' rule. ^-^ Good night, uWu deaw >_> wady. +OCTAVIA. ^-^ Good night, sir. +:3 CAESAW. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. Exeunt xDD CAESAW ÚwÚ and ^w^ OCTAVIA + +Entew uWu SOOTHSAYEW + +xDD ANTONY. >_> Nyow, sirrah, xDD you UwU do ÚwÚ wish >_> youwsewf uWu in uWu Egypt? +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. Wouwd UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew come from thence, nor xDD you ^w^ thithew! +xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can- x3 youw reason. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. UwU I >_> see >w< it uWu in x3 my >w< motion, uWu have >w< it nyot uWu in x3 my tongue; >_> but +yet hie xDD you to Egypt ;;w;; again. +xDD ANTONY. x3 Say to uWu me, +>_< Whose fowtunyes UwU shaww rise xDD highew, Caesar's ow mine? +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. Caesar's. +>_< Thewefowe, x3 O ;;w;; Antony, xDD stay nyot ^.^ by :33 his ^w^ side. +x3 Thy UwU daemon, :3 that >w< thy ^w^ spiwit which keeps ÚwÚ thee, >_> is +>_< Nyobwe, courageous, UwU high, unmatchabwe, +Whewe Caesar's >_> is x3 nyot; >_> but nyeaw ^.^ him >w< thy ÚwÚ angew +>_> Becomes :3 a ;;w;; feaw, >_< as ^.^ being o'ewpow'w'd. Therefore +^-^ Make xDD space enough ^-^ between OwO you. +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Speak ÚwÚ this nyo more. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. ;;w;; To >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ thee; nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but when to thee. +;;w;; If xDD thou dost :33 pway with ^.^ him uWu at xDD any xDD game, +^.^ Thou awt >_< suwe to OwO wose; ÚwÚ and of :3 that natural luck +>w< He ÚwÚ beats uWu thee uWu 'gainst x3 the odds. x3 Thy UwU wustwe ^w^ thickens +x3 When ^.^ he uWu shinyes by. UwU I >_> say OwO again, >w< thy ^w^ spiwit +Is aww :33 afwaid to >_< guvwn uWu thee nyeaw him; +But, ^.^ he away, UwU 'tis noble. +xDD ANTONY. >_< Get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. +x3 Say to xDD Ventidius UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with ^.^ him. +uWu Exit uWu SOOTHSAYEW +>w< He UwU shaww to Pawthia.- ^w^ Be >w< it awt ow ^-^ hap, +>w< He hath >w< spoken true. uWu The xDD vewy :3 dice UwU obey him; +xDD And uWu in UwU ouw ÚwÚ spowts x3 my xDD bettew x3 cunnying >_> faints +;;w;; Undew :33 his >w< chance. ;;w;; If ^.^ we dwaw wots, ^.^ he >_> speeds; +ÚwÚ His cocks UwU do x3 win x3 the ÚwÚ battwe still of >_> minye, +x3 When >w< it >_> is aww to >w< nyought, ÚwÚ and :33 his quails OwO evew +uWu Beat >_> minye, >_> inhoop'd, uWu at odds. UwU I xDD wiww to >_< Egypt; +xDD And ^w^ though UwU I >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage fow x3 my ÚwÚ peace, +xDD I' x3 th' East x3 my :3 pweasuwe uWu wies. + +Entew ;;w;; VENTIDIUS + +>_< O, come, Ventidius, +>_> You ^w^ must to ^w^ Pawthia. uWu Youw :33 commission's weady; +Follow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and xDD weceive't. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew ;;w;; WEPIDUS, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ and AGRIPPA + +x3 WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Twoubwe youwsewves nyo fuwthew. >_> Pway xDD you x3 hasten +uWu Youw genyewaws >w< aftew. +uWu AGWIPPA. UwU Siw, >_> Mawk OwO Antony +Will ^w^ e'en >_> but :3 kiss >w< Octavia, ÚwÚ and we'll x3 fowwow. +x3 WEPIDUS. Tiww UwU I UwU shaww >_> see xDD you uWu in x3 youw ^w^ sowdiew's UwU dwess, +>_< Which xDD wiww :33 become xDD you xDD both, farewell. +:3 MAECENyAS. We UwU shaww, +;;w;; As UwU I :33 conceive x3 the jouwnyey, be uWu at x3 th' ^-^ Mount +^.^ Befowe UwU you, Lepidus. +x3 WEPIDUS. uWu Youw uWu way >_> is shorter; +OwO My uWu puwposes UwU do dwaw ;;w;; me much ^-^ about. +You'll x3 win >w< two OwO days ;;w;; upon x3 me. +ÚwÚ BOTH. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ good :33 success! +x3 WEPIDUS. uWu Faweweww. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +>_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS + +UwU CWEOPATWA. Give ;;w;; me x3 some x3 music- ^.^ music, moody OwO food +Of >_> us :3 that OwO twade uWu in love. +uWu AWW. uWu The ^.^ music, ho! + +Entew MARDIAN x3 the eunuch + +UwU CWEOPATWA. Let >w< it awonye! :3 Wet's to billiards. ^.^ Come, Charmian. +CHARMIAN. OwO My awm >_> is uWu sowe; best :33 pway with UwU Mawdian. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; As weww :3 a OwO woman with >w< an eunuch pway'd +;;w;; As with :3 a uWu woman. ^.^ Come, you'ww :33 pway with uWu me, UwU siw? +MARDIAN. ;;w;; As weww >_< as UwU I ^-^ can, UwU madam. +UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD And when ÚwÚ good xDD wiww >_> is show'd, ÚwÚ though't come ^w^ too ^.^ showt, +uWu The :33 actow OwO may pwead pardon. I'll >_< nyonye now. +Give ;;w;; me >_< minye ^.^ angwe- we'll to x3 th' river. There, +OwO My uWu music :3 pwaying uWu faw ^w^ off, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ betway +Tawny-finn'd uWu fishes; x3 my bended ÚwÚ hook UwU shaww xDD piewce +^-^ Theiw xDD swimy jaws; ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU I dwaw them x3 up +I'll think them every one >w< an ;;w;; Antony, +xDD And >_> say 'Ah :33 ha! Y'awe caught.' +CHARMIAN. >_< 'Twas ^.^ mewwy when +>_> You wager'd on x3 youw angwing; when x3 youw x3 divew +Did ^w^ hang :3 a ^-^ sawt :33 fish on :33 his ÚwÚ hook, which ^.^ he +With fervency >w< dwew :33 up. +UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 That >w< time? x3 O times +UwU I laughed ^.^ him x3 out of >_> patience; ÚwÚ and :3 that >w< nyight +UwU I >_< waugh'd ^.^ him x3 into >_> patience; ÚwÚ and :3 nyext ^-^ mown, +Ere x3 the :3 nyinth ^-^ houw, UwU I UwU dwunk ^.^ him to :33 his ^.^ bed, +UwU Then put x3 my tires ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mantwes on :3 him, whiwst +UwU I ÚwÚ wowe :33 his xDD swowd Philippan. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +:3 O! from Italy? +Ram xDD thou >w< thy :33 fwuitfuw UwU tidings uWu in >_< minye ;;w;; eaws, +:33 That ^-^ wong time uWu have :33 been bawwen. +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, :3 madam- +UwU CWEOPATWA. Antony's ÚwÚ dead! ;;w;; If xDD thou >_> say >_> so, villain, +^.^ Thou ^-^ kiww'st >w< thy mistress; >_> but weww ÚwÚ and >w< fwee, +;;w;; If xDD thou UwU so yield :3 him, there >_> is ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe +OwO My OwO bwuest >_> veins to >w< kiss- :3 a uWu hand :3 that >w< kings +:3 Have ^.^ wipp'd, ÚwÚ and x3 twembwed kissing. +x3 MESSENGEW. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU madam, ^.^ he >_> is well. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Why, there's ^.^ mowe ;;w;; gowd. +But, sirrah, >_> mawk, ^.^ we use +;;w;; To >_> say x3 the >_< dead OwO awe well. Bring >w< it to :3 that, +uWu The gowd UwU I UwU give uWu thee xDD wiww UwU I :3 mewt ÚwÚ and pouw +xDD Down >w< thy OwO iww-uttewing uWu thwoat. +x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ Good UwU madam, hear x3 me. +UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Weww, OwO go ^.^ to, UwU I :33 wiww. +OwO But there's nyo xDD goodnyess uWu in >w< thy ;;w;; face. ;;w;; If OwO Antony +^w^ Be fwee ÚwÚ and ;;w;; heawthfuw- >w< why UwU so OwO tawt :3 a ^.^ favouw +;;w;; To ÚwÚ twumpet xDD such ÚwÚ good x3 tidings? ;;w;; If nyot weww, +^.^ Thou shouwdst come ^.^ wike :3 a UwU Fuwy cwown'd with snyakes, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike :3 a formal man. +x3 MESSENGEW. Will't uWu pwease xDD you hear me? +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ mind to strike uWu thee ere xDD thou uWu speak'st. +Yet, >_> if xDD thou >_> say OwO Antony lives, >_> is weww, +:33 Ow ^w^ fwiends with ÚwÚ Caesaw, ow nyot >w< captive to :3 him, +I'll uWu set uWu thee uWu in :3 a shower of ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and >_< haiw +Wich uWu peawws ;;w;; upon thee. +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, uWu he's well. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Weww UwU said. +x3 MESSENGEW. xDD And ^w^ fwiends with Caesaw. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Th'art >w< an xDD honyest man. +x3 MESSENGEW. Caesaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO awe :33 gweatew ^w^ fwiends than ever. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Make uWu thee :3 a :3 fowtunye from x3 me. +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO But ^w^ yet, :3 madam- +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike 'but yet.' ^.^ It does allay +uWu The ÚwÚ good pwecedence; fie ;;w;; upon 'but OwO yet'! +^w^ 'But xDD yet' >_> is >_< as :3 a gaowew to ;;w;; bwing fowth +;;w;; Some monstwous malefactor. Prithee, fwiend, +Pour x3 out x3 the OwO pack of ;;w;; mattew to >_< minye eaw, +uWu The ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and :33 bad together. He's ^w^ fwiends with OwO Caesaw; +^w^ In >w< state of :33 heawth, xDD thou >w< say'st; x3 and, xDD thou xDD say'st, >w< fwee. +x3 MESSENGEW. Fwee, madam! No; UwU I UwU made nyo xDD such report. +He's bound >w< unto Octavia. +UwU CWEOPATWA. For >_> what ÚwÚ good tuwn? +x3 MESSENGEW. For x3 the best turn :33 i' x3 th' :3 bed. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^w^ am pawe, Charmian. +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, uWu he's mawwied to Octavia. +UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu The UwU most xDD infectious uWu pestiwence ;;w;; upon uWu thee! +[Strikes ^.^ him down] +x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ Good UwU madam, OwO patience. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> What >_> say you? Hence, [Strikes >w< him] +Howwibwe :33 viwwain! ow I'll :33 spuwn ^.^ thinye eyes +Wike uWu bawws >w< befowe OwO me; I'll uWu unhaiw >w< thy head; +x3 [She hawes ^.^ him x3 up ÚwÚ and down] +^.^ Thou shalt be whipp'd with wiwe ÚwÚ and UwU stew'd uWu in uWu bwinye, +^-^ Smawting uWu in x3 wing'wing xDD pickwe. +x3 MESSENGEW. Gracious UwU madam, +UwU I :3 that UwU do ;;w;; bwing x3 the nyews UwU made nyot x3 the match. +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 Say UwU 'tis nyot >_> so, :3 a ;;w;; pwovince UwU I xDD wiww UwU give ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And >_< make >w< thy fowtunyes :3 pwoud. uWu The ^w^ bwow xDD thou >w< hadst +Shall >_< make >w< thy uWu peace fow >w< moving ;;w;; me to uWu wage; +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ boot uWu thee with >_> what ^w^ gift :3 beside +x3 Thy ÚwÚ modesty ^.^ can ;;w;; beg. +x3 MESSENGEW. He's >w< mawwied, UwU madam. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Wogue, xDD thou x3 hast liv'd ^w^ too wong. [Draws :3 a ÚwÚ knyife] +x3 MESSENGEW. Nyay, xDD then I'll wun. +>_> What >_> mean UwU you, :33 madam? UwU I uWu have UwU made nyo ^-^ fauwt. uWu Exit +CHARMIAN. ^-^ Good UwU madam, >_< keep >_> youwsewf within ^-^ youwsewf: +uWu The x3 man >_> is innocent. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Some ^.^ innyocents ;;w;; scape nyot x3 the thunderbolt. +:33 Mewt Egypt x3 into Nile! ÚwÚ and ^-^ kindwy ^-^ cweatuwes +Tuwn aww to uWu sewpents! ;;w;; Caww x3 the ;;w;; swave ;;w;; again. +;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ am mad, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ bite ^.^ him. UwU Caww! +CHARMIAN. >w< He >_> is ^w^ afeaw'd to x3 come. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ him. +;;w;; These ^.^ hands UwU do ^.^ wack nobility, :3 that ;;w;; they strike +^-^ A >w< meanyew than >_< mysewf; xDD since UwU I mysewf +:3 Have UwU given mysewf x3 the OwO cause. + +Entew x3 the MESSENGEW again + +:3 Come hithew, sir. +;;w;; Though >w< it be OwO honyest, >w< it >_> is >_< nyevew ÚwÚ good +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing :33 bad ;;w;; nyews. Give to :3 a >_> gwacious ^-^ message +^-^ An host of UwU tongues; >_> but wet :33 iww UwU tidings tell +Themselves when ;;w;; they be ÚwÚ fewt. +x3 MESSENGEW. UwU I uWu have donye x3 my duty. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Is ^.^ he uWu mawwied? +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ hate uWu thee >_> wowsew than UwU I UwU do +;;w;; If xDD thou again >_> say 'Yes.' +x3 MESSENGEW. He's >w< mawwied, UwU madam. +UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu The gods confound uWu thee! uWu Dost xDD thou howd there still? +x3 MESSENGEW. Should UwU I wie, :33 madam? +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou ^.^ didst, +^w^ So half x3 my Egypt :3 wewe submewg'd ÚwÚ and UwU made +^-^ A ;;w;; cistewn fow x3 scaw'd uWu snyakes! ^w^ Go, get uWu thee x3 hence. +UwU Hadst xDD thou Nyawcissus uWu in >w< thy >w< face, to ;;w;; me +^.^ Thou wouldst appeaw UwU most ugly. >w< He >_> is uWu mawwied? +x3 MESSENGEW. UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 youw Highness' pardon. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< He >_> is uWu mawwied? +x3 MESSENGEW. ^.^ Take nyo offence :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^-^ offend uWu you; +;;w;; To punyish ;;w;; me fow >_> what xDD you >_< make ;;w;; me UwU do +x3 Seems much :3 unyequaw. He's mawwied to Octavia. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, :3 that :33 his ;;w;; fauwt >_> shouwd >_< make :3 a x3 knyave of uWu thee +:33 That awt nyot >_> what th'art >_< suwe :33 of! >_< Get uWu thee x3 hence. +uWu The ÚwÚ mewchandise which xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ bwought from ÚwÚ Wome +^w^ Awe aww ^w^ too uWu deaw fow x3 me. Lie ;;w;; they ;;w;; upon >w< thy uWu hand, +xDD And be ÚwÚ undonye ^.^ by OwO 'em! uWu Exit MESSENGEW +CHARMIAN. ^-^ Good x3 youw >w< Highnyess, OwO patience. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ In pwaising OwO Antony UwU I uWu have ^w^ dispwais'd Caesaw. +CHARMIAN. xDD Many xDD times, UwU madam. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^w^ am paid for't now. xDD Wead ;;w;; me from hence, +UwU I ^.^ faint. x3 O ^-^ Iwas, :33 Chawmian! 'Tis nyo :3 mattew. +Go to x3 the fewwow, ÚwÚ good Alexas; bid ^.^ him +Report x3 the :33 featuwe of >w< Octavia, her years, +:3 Hew inclination; wet ^.^ him nyot OwO weave x3 out +uWu The colour of her >w< haiw. Bring ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd >w< quickwy. +uWu Exit ALEXAS +Let ^.^ him fow OwO evew ;;w;; go- wet ^.^ him >_> nyot, Charmian- +;;w;; Though ^.^ he be painted one uWu way ^.^ wike :3 a Gorgon, +uWu The othew ^-^ way's :3 a >_< Maws. :33 [To MARDIAN] +x3 Bid xDD you Awexas +Bring ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd >w< how ;;w;; taww ^.^ she is.- x3 Pity uWu me, Charmian, +OwO But UwU do nyot speak to x3 me. xDD Wead ;;w;; me to x3 my ^.^ chambew. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +Near OwO Misenyum + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew POMPEY ÚwÚ and ^.^ MENyAS uWu at one door, with drum ÚwÚ and trumpet; +uWu at another, ^.^ CAESAW, >_> ANTONY, ;;w;; WEPIDUS, ENOBARBUS, :3 MAECENyAS, x3 AGWIPPA, +with ^-^ sowdiews ^.^ mawching + +uWu POMPEY. uWu Youw x3 hostages UwU I have, UwU so uWu have xDD you minye; +xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww tawk >w< befowe ^.^ we ^w^ fight. +:3 CAESAW. :3 Most :3 meet +:33 That xDD fiwst ^.^ we come to words; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe uWu have ^.^ we +Our ÚwÚ wwitten uWu puwposes >w< befowe >_> us UwU sent; +>_< Which >_> if xDD thou x3 hast considewed, wet >_> us ^.^ knyow +;;w;; If 'twill :33 tie x3 up >w< thy >_> discontented xDD swowd +xDD And carry back to ;;w;; Siciwy much ;;w;; taww :33 youth +:33 That >_> ewse ^w^ must xDD pewish hewe. +uWu POMPEY. ;;w;; To xDD you aww >_< thwee, +uWu The :3 senyatows awonye of ÚwÚ this great ^w^ wowwd, +:33 Chief factors fow x3 the x3 gods: UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow +ÚwÚ Whewefowe x3 my >w< fathew >_> shouwd x3 wevengews >w< want, +>_> Having :3 a >_< son ÚwÚ and OwO fwiends, xDD since Julius ÚwÚ Caesaw, +Who uWu at Philippi x3 the ÚwÚ good Brutus ^-^ ghosted, +>_> Thewe saw xDD you labouring fow ^.^ him. >_> What :3 was't +:33 That x3 mov'd pawe >w< Cassius to x3 conspiwe? ÚwÚ and >_> what +Made x3 the ^-^ aww-honyouw'd xDD honyest Woman, >_> Bwutus, +With x3 the awm'd ^-^ west, courtiers of beauteous ^w^ fweedom, +;;w;; To UwU dwench x3 the Capitol, >_> but :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd +:3 Have one x3 man >_> but :3 a man? xDD And :3 that >_> is >w< it +>_< Hath UwU made ;;w;; me wig x3 my >_< nyavy, uWu at x3 whose buwden +uWu The x3 angew'd xDD ocean :33 foams; with which UwU I meant +;;w;; To scourge x3 th' ingratitude :3 that xDD despitefuw ÚwÚ Wome +;;w;; Cast on x3 my x3 nyobwe :33 fathew. +:3 CAESAW. ^.^ Take x3 youw uWu time. +xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot feaw us, Pompey, with >w< thy ^w^ saiws; +^-^ We'ww speak with uWu thee uWu at sea; uWu at ÚwÚ wand xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st +How much ^.^ we UwU do o'er-count thee. +uWu POMPEY. At land, :33 indeed, +^.^ Thou dost o'er-count ;;w;; me of x3 my father's ÚwÚ house. +OwO But xDD since x3 the ;;w;; cuckoo UwU buiwds nyot fow himsewf, +Remain OwO in't >_< as xDD thou mayst. +x3 WEPIDUS. ^w^ Be pleas'd to tell >w< us- +For ÚwÚ this >_> is from x3 the present- >w< how xDD you OwO take +uWu The x3 offews ^.^ we uWu have sent OwO you. +:3 CAESAW. >_> Thewe's x3 the point. +xDD ANTONY. >_< Which UwU do nyot be >_> entweated ^.^ to, >_> but >w< weigh +>_> What >w< it >_> is ^.^ wowth >_> embwac'd. +:3 CAESAW. xDD And >_> what OwO may follow, +;;w;; To >_> twy :3 a wawgew xDD fowtunye. +uWu POMPEY. >_> You uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me offer +Of ^w^ Siciwy, xDD Sawdinyia; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must +Rid aww x3 the sea of uWu piwates; xDD then to >_> send +x3 Measuwes of OwO wheat to Rome; ÚwÚ this xDD 'gweed upon, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ pawt with UwU unhack'd ^w^ edges ÚwÚ and UwU beaw back +Our tawges >_< undinted. +uWu AWW. >w< That's UwU ouw UwU offew. +uWu POMPEY. Knyow, >w< then, +UwU I ^-^ came >w< befowe xDD you OwO hewe :3 a x3 man pwepaw'd +;;w;; To OwO take ÚwÚ this ^-^ offew; >_> but >_> Mawk OwO Antony +>_> Put ;;w;; me to x3 some :3 impatience. ;;w;; Though UwU I wose +uWu The praise of >w< it ^.^ by ;;w;; tewwing, xDD you ^w^ must knyow, +x3 When Caesaw ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew :3 wewe uWu at ÚwÚ bwows, +uWu Youw mothew ^-^ came to ;;w;; Siciwy ÚwÚ and uWu did find +:3 Hew wewcome friendly. +xDD ANTONY. UwU I uWu have heard :33 it, Pompey, +xDD And ^w^ am weww xDD studied fow :3 a xDD wibewaw thanks +>_< Which UwU I UwU do >_> owe OwO you. +uWu POMPEY. Let ;;w;; me uWu have x3 youw >w< hand. +UwU I uWu did nyot >_< think, ^w^ siw, to uWu have >w< met xDD you hewe. +xDD ANTONY. uWu The beds :33 i' x3 th' East OwO awe soft; ÚwÚ and thanks to UwU you, +:33 That ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me timewiew than x3 my OwO puwpose hithew; +For UwU I uWu have gained >_< by't. +:3 CAESAW. Since UwU I saw xDD you >w< wast +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a change ;;w;; upon OwO you. +uWu POMPEY. xDD Weww, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot +>_> What counts UwU hawsh :3 fowtunye uWu casts ;;w;; upon x3 my face; +OwO But uWu in x3 my ^w^ bosom UwU shaww ^.^ she >_< nyevew come +;;w;; To >_< make x3 my >_< heawt her ÚwÚ vassaw. +x3 WEPIDUS. Weww >w< met hewe. +uWu POMPEY. UwU I UwU hope >_> so, Lepidus. ^-^ Thus ^.^ we OwO awe UwU agweed. +UwU I ^w^ cwave UwU ouw composition OwO may be written, +xDD And OwO seaw'd ^-^ between >_> us. +:3 CAESAW. >w< That's x3 the :3 nyext to xDD do. +uWu POMPEY. ^-^ We'ww >_> feast >_< each othew ere ^.^ we >_> pawt, ÚwÚ and >_> wet's +Draw lots who UwU shaww ;;w;; begin. +xDD ANTONY. :33 That xDD wiww I, :3 Pompey. +uWu POMPEY. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; Antony, OwO take x3 the wot; +But, xDD fiwst ow last, x3 youw OwO finye >_< Egyptian >_> cookewy +Shall uWu have x3 the ^w^ fame. UwU I uWu have heard :3 that Julius Caesaw +^w^ Gwew :33 fat with x3 feasting :33 thewe. +xDD ANTONY. >_> You uWu have heard :33 much. +uWu POMPEY. UwU I uWu have >w< faiw x3 meanyings, sir. +xDD ANTONY. xDD And >w< faiw wowds to OwO them. +uWu POMPEY. UwU Then UwU so much uWu have UwU I >_< heawd; +xDD And UwU I uWu have heard >w< Apowwodowus :33 cawwied- +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. No ^.^ mowe of >_< that! >w< He uWu did :3 so. +uWu POMPEY. What, UwU I pray you? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ A xDD cewtain >_< queen to Caesaw uWu in :3 a mattress. +uWu POMPEY. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee now. How UwU faw'st UwU thou, x3 sowdiew? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Weww; +xDD And weww ^w^ am ^.^ wike to UwU do, fow UwU I >_> pewceive +Four feasts OwO awe towawd. +uWu POMPEY. Let ;;w;; me ;;w;; shake >w< thy >w< hand. +UwU I >_< nyevew hated ÚwÚ thee; UwU I uWu have :3 seen uWu thee x3 fight, +x3 When UwU I uWu have envied >w< thy behaviouw. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU Siw, +UwU I >_< nyevew :3 wov'd xDD you >_> much; >_> but UwU I UwU ha' UwU pwais'd OwO ye +x3 When xDD you uWu have weww OwO desewv'd ;;w;; ten times >_< as much +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have uWu said xDD you ^.^ did. +uWu POMPEY. ^w^ Enjoy >w< thy xDD pwainnyess; +^.^ It >_< nyothing :33 iww x3 becomes thee. +Aboard x3 my ^-^ gawwey UwU I invite xDD you all. +Will xDD you wead, lords? +uWu AWW. UwU Show's x3 the :3 way, sir. +uWu POMPEY. >w< Come. Exeunt aww >_> but :3 ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ MENyAS +MENyAS. :3 [Aside] x3 Thy ÚwÚ fathew, Pompey, ^.^ wouwd ^w^ nye'ew uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ this +;;w;; tweaty.- >_> You ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have ^-^ knyown, sir. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. At :33 sea, UwU I UwU think. +MENyAS. We have, sir. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> You uWu have donye weww ^.^ by >_> watew. +MENyAS. xDD And xDD you ^.^ by xDD wand. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I Will praise xDD any x3 man :3 that xDD wiww praise OwO me; ^w^ though >w< it +;;w;; cannyot be >w< denyied >_> what UwU I uWu have donye ^.^ by xDD wand. +MENyAS. x3 Nyow >_> what UwU I uWu have donye ^.^ by >_> watew. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Yes, ^-^ something xDD you ^.^ can UwU deny fow x3 youw UwU own >_< safety: xDD you +uWu have :33 been :3 a great UwU thief ^.^ by :33 sea. +MENyAS. xDD And xDD you ^.^ by xDD wand. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Thewe UwU I UwU deny x3 my ÚwÚ wand service. OwO But UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, +^.^ Menyas; >_> if UwU ouw eyes xDD had ÚwÚ authowity, OwO hewe ;;w;; they ^w^ might OwO take >w< two +thieves kissing. +MENyAS. All men's faces OwO awe ^-^ twue, whatsome'er uWu theiw ^.^ hands x3 awe. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. OwO But there >_> is >_< nyevew :3 a >w< faiw OwO woman >_> has :3 a true ;;w;; face. +MENyAS. No slander: ;;w;; they ^.^ steaw >w< heawts. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. We ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew to >w< fight with OwO you. +MENyAS. For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I ^w^ am sowwy >w< it >_> is >_> tuwn'd to :3 a ^w^ dwinking. +ÚwÚ Pompey xDD doth ÚwÚ this day laugh OwO away :33 his xDD fowtunye. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do, >_< suwe ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot :3 weep't back ;;w;; again. +MENyAS. ^-^ Y'have said, sir. We >_> wook'd nyot fow >_> Mawk OwO Antony hewe. >_> Pway +UwU you, >_> is ^.^ he mawwied to UwU Cweopatwa? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Caesaw' :3 sistew >_> is ^w^ caww'd Octavia. +MENyAS. >_< Twue, siw; ^.^ she UwU was x3 the >w< wife of :3 Caius >_> Mawcewwus. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. OwO But ^.^ she >_> is nyow x3 the >w< wife of x3 Mawcus Antonyius. +MENyAS. >_> Pway :3 ye, UwU siw? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. 'Tis true. +MENyAS. UwU Then >_> is Caesaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ he fow OwO evew >w< knyit together. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe bound to divine of ÚwÚ this unity, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot +>w< pwophesy :3 so. +MENyAS. UwU I think x3 the UwU powicy of :3 that OwO puwpose UwU made ^.^ mowe uWu in x3 the ^.^ mawwiage +than x3 the wuv of x3 the parties. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I think UwU so UwU too. OwO But xDD you UwU shaww find x3 the band :3 that ;;w;; seems +to :33 tie uWu theiw ÚwÚ fwiendship togethew xDD wiww be x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; stwangwew of +uWu theiw amity: ^-^ Octavia >_> is of :3 a ;;w;; howy, >_< cowd, ÚwÚ and still >w< convewsation. +MENyAS. Who ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have :33 his >w< wife so? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ he :3 that >_< himsewf >_> is nyot so; which >_> is >_> Mawk Antony. >w< He +xDD wiww to :33 his >_< Egyptian ^w^ dish again; xDD then UwU shaww x3 the :3 sighs of ^-^ Octavia +^w^ bwow x3 the fire x3 up uWu in ÚwÚ Caesaw, x3 and, >_< as UwU I uWu said x3 befowe, :3 that which >_> is +x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of uWu theiw >_< amity UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv x3 the x3 immediate ÚwÚ authow of +uWu theiw variance. OwO Antony xDD wiww use :33 his :3 affection :3 whewe >w< it is; ^.^ he +mawwied >_> but :33 his ;;w;; occasion hewe. +MENyAS. xDD And OwO thus >w< it OwO may >w< be. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, xDD wiww xDD you ^w^ aboawd? UwU I uWu have :3 a +^.^ heawth fow OwO you. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I UwU shaww OwO take :33 it, sir. We uWu have ;;w;; us'd UwU ouw ÚwÚ thwoats uWu in :3 Egypt. +MENyAS. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's xDD away. Exeunt + +uWu ACT_2|SC_7 +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +On ÚwÚ boawd xDD POMPEY'S >w< gawwey, x3 off OwO Misenyum + +Music xDD pways. Entew >w< two ow >w< thwee ^-^ SEWVANTS with :3 a :33 banquet + +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. :3 Hewe they'ww be, man. ;;w;; Some ^.^ o' uWu theiw x3 pwants OwO awe +ill-rooted already; x3 the least wind :33 i' x3 th' wowwd xDD wiww ^w^ bwow them down. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. Lepidus :3 is high-cowouw'd. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. ^.^ They ^.^ have :3 made him dwink >_> awms-dwink. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. UwU As uWu they ^.^ pinch ^-^ onye another uWu by OwO the >_> disposition, ^.^ he -x3 cwies >_< out ^.^ 'Nyo x3 mowe!'; :33 weconciwes them ^-^ to his ^.^ entweaty ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf -^-^ to th' drink. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. But ^.^ it >_< waises OwO the gweatew OwO waw :3 between him ÚwÚ and his -discretion. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a name in gweat xDD men's -fewwowship. I xDD had as OwO wief ^.^ have :3 a weed UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ do me nyo service -as :3 a partizan I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO heave. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD caww'd OwO into :3 a huge ^w^ sphewe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu seen -^-^ to move ^w^ in't, awe OwO the >_> howes xDD whewe eyes shouwd ^.^ be, ;;w;; which >w< pitifuwwy ->w< disastew OwO the ^w^ cheeks. - -OwO A sennyet xDD sounded. x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ^.^ ANTONY, WEPIDUS, -POMPEY, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, :3 MAECENyAS, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, ÚwÚ MENyAS, -with uWu othew CAPTAINS - -^-^ ANTONY. uWu [To CAESAW] ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do uWu they, uWu siw: uWu they UwU take OwO the flow o' th' ->w< Nyiwe -By ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ scawes >w< i' th' x3 pywamid; uWu they xDD knyow -By th' >_> height, OwO the wownyess, ^w^ ow OwO the >_> mean, ^-^ if uWu deawth -Ow :3 foison OwO fowwow. The highew >w< Nyiwus swells -The ^-^ mowe ^.^ it promises; as ^.^ it ebbs, OwO the seedsman -:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ swime ÚwÚ and ooze ^.^ scattews his ÚwÚ gwain, -And :33 showtwy comes ^-^ to uWu hawvest. -UwU WEPIDUS. :33 Y'have ÚwÚ stwange sewpents ^.^ thewe. -^-^ ANTONY. >w< Ay, UwU Wepidus. -UwU WEPIDUS. Your sewpent >_> of UwU Egypt :3 is bwed :3 nyow >_> of >_> youw >w< mud uWu by OwO the -xDD opewation >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; sun; OwO so :3 is >_> youw cwocodiwe. -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ They awe ÚwÚ so. -xDD POMPEY. ^w^ Sit- ÚwÚ and >w< some ;;w;; winye! OwO A OwO heawth ^-^ to ^-^ Wepidus! -UwU WEPIDUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww as I shouwd ^.^ be, uWu but I'll :33 nye'ew >_< out. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww you ^.^ have x3 swept. I ;;w;; feaw me ^w^ you'ww >w< be in ÚwÚ tiww -xDD then. -UwU WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; cewtainwy, I ^.^ have heard OwO the Ptowemies' ^.^ pywamises awe -vewy ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; things. Without contradiction I ^.^ have heard ;;w;; that. -^w^ MENyAS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU POMPEY] UwU Pompey, :3 a :33 wowd. -xDD POMPEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO MENyAS] Say in >_< minye >_> eaw; what is't? -^w^ MENyAS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU POMPEY] Fowsake >w< thy uWu seat, I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^.^ thee, -x3 Captain, -And hear me speak :3 a :33 wowd. -xDD POMPEY. OwO [ x3 Whispews :33 in's ear ] UwU Fowbeaw me ÚwÚ tiww anon- -:3 This xDD winye uWu fow ^-^ Wepidus! -UwU WEPIDUS. What manner o' xDD thing :3 is >_> youw >_> cwocodiwe? -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ It :3 is >w< shap'd, ;;w;; siw, >_< wike itself, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is as bwoad as ^.^ it -;;w;; hath bweadth; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ just OwO so UwU high as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and muvs with ^.^ it >_> own -ÚwÚ owgans. ^w^ It ;;w;; wives uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which nyouwisheth it, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< ewements -UwU once >_< out >_> of it, ^.^ it transmigrates. -UwU WEPIDUS. What >w< cowouw :3 is ^.^ it x3 of? -^-^ ANTONY. x3 Of ^.^ it >_> own >w< cowouw ^w^ too. -UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_> sewpent. -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ so. And OwO the ;;w;; teaws >_> of ^.^ it awe ^.^ wet. -CAESAW. uWu Wiww :3 this ;;w;; descwiption xDD satisfy OwO him? -^-^ ANTONY. x3 With OwO the OwO heawth UwU that ;;w;; Pompey gives ^w^ him, ewse ^.^ he :3 is :3 a vewy -epicure. -xDD POMPEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO MENyAS] Go, uWu hang, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ hang! >_> Teww me >_> of >w< that! -xDD Away! -Do as I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ you.- Where's :3 this ^w^ cup I xDD caww'd xDD fow? -^w^ MENyAS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU POMPEY] >w< If uWu fow OwO the :33 sake >_> of merit :3 thou xDD wiwt hear +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. xDD Wepidus >_> is high-cowouw'd. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. ^-^ They uWu have UwU made ^.^ him ÚwÚ dwink alms-drink. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ;;w;; As ;;w;; they pinch one anyothew ^.^ by x3 the uWu disposition, ^.^ he +x3 cwies x3 out x3 'Nyo more!'; weconciwes them to :33 his entreaty ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf +to x3 th' ^-^ dwink. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. OwO But >w< it x3 waises x3 the :33 gweatew >w< waw ^-^ between ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his +discwetion. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Why, ÚwÚ this >w< it >_> is to uWu have :3 a xDD nyame uWu in great men's +UwU fewwowship. UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief uWu have :3 a >_< weed :3 that xDD wiww UwU do ;;w;; me nyo OwO sewvice +>_< as :3 a pawtizan UwU I couwd nyot ^w^ heave. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. ;;w;; To be ^w^ caww'd x3 into :3 a >_> huge OwO sphewe, ÚwÚ and nyot to be :3 seen +to move OwO in't, OwO awe x3 the holes :3 whewe eyes >_> shouwd be, which >_< pitifuwwy +xDD disastew x3 the UwU cheeks. + +^-^ A sennet ÚwÚ sounded. Entew ^.^ CAESAW, >_> ANTONY, ;;w;; WEPIDUS, +^w^ POMPEY, x3 AGWIPPA, :3 MAECENyAS, ENOBARBUS, ^w^ MENyAS, +with othew uWu CAPTAINS + +xDD ANTONY. :33 [To ;;w;; CAESAW] ^-^ Thus UwU do >w< they, :33 siw: ;;w;; they OwO take x3 the fwow ^.^ o' x3 th' +:3 Nyiwe +^-^ By xDD cewtain scawes :33 i' x3 th' pyramid; ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow +^-^ By x3 th' xDD height, x3 the xDD wownyess, ow x3 the mean, >_> if dearth +:33 Ow ÚwÚ foison x3 fowwow. uWu The :3 highew Nyiwus ^-^ swewws +uWu The ^.^ mowe >w< it promises; >_< as >w< it xDD ebbs, x3 the seedsman +>_> Upon x3 the swime ÚwÚ and :3 ooze scattews :33 his ^w^ gwain, +xDD And x3 showtwy x3 comes to UwU hawvest. +x3 WEPIDUS. ^-^ Y'have ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; sewpents :33 thewe. +xDD ANTONY. Ay, Lepidus. +x3 WEPIDUS. uWu Youw serpent of Egypt >_> is bwed nyow of x3 youw >_< mud ^.^ by x3 the +x3 opewation of x3 youw sun; UwU so >_> is x3 youw >w< cwocodiwe. +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ They OwO awe :3 so. +uWu POMPEY. OwO Sit- ÚwÚ and x3 some :3 winye! ^-^ A ^.^ heawth to Lepidus! +x3 WEPIDUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot UwU so weww >_< as UwU I >_> shouwd be, >_> but I'll ^w^ nye'ew OwO out. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww xDD you uWu have uWu swept. UwU I feaw ;;w;; me you'ww be uWu in >w< tiww +UwU then. +x3 WEPIDUS. Nyay, certainly, UwU I uWu have heard x3 the >_< Ptowemies' ^-^ pywamises OwO awe +xDD vewy xDD goodwy xDD things. Without contradiction UwU I uWu have heard x3 that. +MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside to UwU POMPEY] Pompey, :3 a OwO wowd. +uWu POMPEY. ^-^ [Aside to MENAS] x3 Say uWu in >_< minye ^-^ eaw; >_> what is't? +MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside to UwU POMPEY] :3 Fowsake >w< thy >w< seat, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech ÚwÚ thee, +xDD Captain, +xDD And hear ;;w;; me speak :3 a OwO wowd. +uWu POMPEY. :3 [ Whispers in's ear xDD ] OwO Fowbeaw ;;w;; me >w< tiww anon- +This winye fow Lepidus! +x3 WEPIDUS. >_> What ^w^ mannyew ^.^ o' ^.^ thing >_> is x3 youw crocodile? +xDD ANTONY. ^.^ It >_> is xDD shap'd, ^w^ siw, ^.^ wike itself, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is >_< as >_< bwoad >_< as >w< it +hath ^-^ bweadth; >w< it >_> is >w< just UwU so xDD high >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and moves with >w< it UwU own +organs. ^.^ It ;;w;; wives ^.^ by :3 that which nourisheth :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ ewements +>_> once x3 out of :33 it, >w< it OwO twansmigwates. +x3 WEPIDUS. >_> What colour >_> is >w< it UwU of? +xDD ANTONY. Of >w< it UwU own colour UwU too. +x3 WEPIDUS. 'Tis :3 a ;;w;; stwange serpent. +xDD ANTONY. 'Tis :3 so. xDD And x3 the tears of >w< it OwO awe :3 wet. +:3 CAESAW. Will ÚwÚ this description satisfy him? +xDD ANTONY. With x3 the ^.^ heawth :3 that ÚwÚ Pompey ;;w;; gives :3 him, >_> ewse ^.^ he >_> is :3 a xDD vewy +ÚwÚ epicuwe. +uWu POMPEY. ^-^ [Aside to MENAS] ^w^ Go, uWu hang, ^w^ siw, :33 hang! Teww ;;w;; me of >_< that! +>_> Away! +Do >_< as UwU I bid :3 you.- :3 Whewe's ÚwÚ this >w< cup UwU I ^w^ caww'd for? +MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside to UwU POMPEY] ;;w;; If fow x3 the ÚwÚ sake of merit xDD thou wiwt hear uWu me, -Rise ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^.^ stoow. -xDD POMPEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO MENyAS] I ÚwÚ think th'art ^w^ mad. [Rises ÚwÚ and walks -aside] The matter? -^w^ MENyAS. I ^.^ have >w< evew held my ÚwÚ cap x3 off ^-^ to >w< thy UwU fowtunyes. -xDD POMPEY. Thou x3 hast sewv'd me with >w< much ;;w;; faith. What's ewse ^-^ to say?- -Be jolly, wowds. -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ These uWu quicksands, Lepidus, -Keep x3 off ;;w;; them, uWu fow you sink. -^w^ MENyAS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be lord >_> of >w< aww OwO the world? -xDD POMPEY. What xDD say'st thou? -^w^ MENyAS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be lord >_> of OwO the xDD whowe world? ^.^ That's twice. -xDD POMPEY. OwO How shouwd UwU that x3 be? -^w^ MENyAS. But UwU entewtain it, -And >w< though you ÚwÚ think me xDD poow, I x3 am OwO the man -uWu Wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< aww OwO the world. -xDD POMPEY. xDD Hast :3 thou dwunk uWu weww? -^w^ MENyAS. No, UwU Pompey, I ^.^ have ^-^ kept me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< cup. -Thou :3 awt, ^-^ if :3 thou :33 daw'st ^.^ be, OwO the earthly ^-^ Juv; -uWu Whate'ew OwO the :33 ocean pawes ^w^ ow OwO sky incwips -^-^ Is thinye, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ÚwÚ ha't. -xDD POMPEY. Show me ;;w;; which way. -^w^ MENyAS. ^.^ These three wowwd-shawews, ^.^ these ^.^ competitows, -uWu Awe in >w< thy uWu vessew. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ cut OwO the cabwe; -And when ^-^ we awe >w< put OwO off, ^-^ faww ^-^ to theiw >w< thwoats. -^-^ Aww there :3 is >w< thinye. -xDD POMPEY. xDD Ah, :3 this :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have >_< donye, -And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD spoke on't. UwU In me 'tis xDD viwwainy: -UwU In xDD thee't xDD had >_< been good uWu sewvice. Thou >w< must xDD knyow -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot my >w< pwofit UwU that OwO does ;;w;; wead >_< minye UwU honyouw: -Minye xDD honyouw, it. Repent UwU that e'ew >w< thy :33 tongue -;;w;; Hath OwO so betway'd UwU thinye ^-^ act. >_> Being x3 donye :33 unknyown, -I shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found ^.^ it >w< aftewwawds ;;w;; weww >_< donye, -But >w< must condemn ^.^ it OwO nyow. UwU Desist, ÚwÚ and drink. -^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside] >_< Fow this, -I'll never follow >w< thy paww'd :3 fowtunyes more. -OwO Who uWu seeks, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU take when UwU once 'tis uWu offew'd, -:33 Shaww never find ^.^ it more. -xDD POMPEY. :3 This OwO heawth ^-^ to ^-^ Wepidus! -^-^ ANTONY. Beaw him ashore. I'll ;;w;; pwedge ^.^ it uWu fow ^w^ him, ^-^ Pompey. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Here's ^-^ to ^.^ thee, UwU Menyas! -^w^ MENyAS. x3 Enyobawbus, welcome! -xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Fiww ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ^w^ cup >w< be xDD hid. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. There's :3 a >w< stwong fewwow, OwO Menyas. ->_> [Pointing ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ sewvant ^-^ who >_> cawwies x3 off ÚwÚ WEPIDUS] -^w^ MENyAS. Why? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. 'A uWu beaws OwO the third part >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, >w< man; see'st not? -^w^ MENyAS. The third UwU pawt, then, :3 is dwunk. Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe aww, -:33 That ^.^ it UwU might >w< go uWu on x3 wheews! ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Dwink ÚwÚ thou; OwO incwease OwO the :33 weews. -^w^ MENyAS. x3 Come. -xDD POMPEY. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO an Awexandwian ^-^ feast. -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ It wipens towards it. Stwike OwO the ;;w;; vessews, UwU ho! -Here's ^-^ to Caesaw! -CAESAW. I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww forbear't. -ÚwÚ It's monstrous >_< wabouw when I wash my bwain -And ^.^ it grows fouwew. -^-^ ANTONY. Be :3 a >w< chiwd o' th' xDD time. -CAESAW. >_> Possess it, I'll ^-^ make >w< answew. -But I xDD had wathew fast ^-^ fwom >w< aww ;;w;; fouw >_< days ->w< Than dwink OwO so >w< much in ^w^ onye. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu [To ;;w;; ANTONY] Ha, my bwave xDD empewow! -:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ dance :3 nyow OwO the x3 Egyptian Bacchanals -And UwU cewebwate ^-^ ouw UwU dwink? -xDD POMPEY. Let's xDD ha't, good sowdiew. -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Come, wet's >w< aww UwU take x3 hands, -;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the x3 conquewing xDD winye ;;w;; hath steep'd ^-^ ouw :33 sense -UwU In ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and delicate Wethe. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Aww UwU take hands. -UwU Make battery ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ears with OwO the loud OwO music, -The >_< whiwe I'll place OwO you; then OwO the :3 boy uWu shaww ÚwÚ sing; -The howding every man uWu shaww bear as loud -UwU As his >w< stwong ^-^ sides can vowwey. -OwO [Music pways. >_> ENyOBAWBUS OwO pwaces them hand in x3 hand] - -OwO THE SONG -^w^ Come, :3 thou ÚwÚ monyawch >_> of OwO the vine, ->w< Pwumpy >_< Bacchus with >w< pink eyne! -UwU In >w< thy ;;w;; fats ^-^ ouw >_> cawes >w< be ÚwÚ dwown'd, -x3 With >w< thy grapes ^-^ ouw ^w^ haiws >w< be x3 cwown'd. -Cup OwO us ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< go :33 wound, -Cup OwO us ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< go wound! - -CAESAW. What would you >_> mowe? UwU Pompey, good ^-^ nyight. Good :33 bwothew, ->_> Wet me xDD wequest you off; ^-^ ouw uWu gwavew ^-^ businyess -^.^ Fwowns at :3 this >w< wevity. ;;w;; Gentwe x3 wowds, wet's part; -You UwU see ^-^ we ^.^ have buwnt ^-^ ouw ^w^ cheeks. :3 Stwong Enobarb -^-^ Is x3 weakew than OwO the winye, ÚwÚ and >_< minye >_> own :33 tongue -Splits what ^.^ it ;;w;; speaks. The wiwd disguise ;;w;; hath ^w^ awmost -x3 Antick'd OwO us all. What ^.^ nyeeds ^-^ mowe wowds? Good ^-^ nyight. -Good ^.^ Antony, >_> youw hand. -xDD POMPEY. I'll twy you uWu on OwO the UwU showe. -^-^ ANTONY. And ^-^ shaww, sir. Give's >_> youw hand. -xDD POMPEY. :3 O ^.^ Antony, -You ^.^ have my >_< fathew's house- uWu but ;;w;; what? We awe >_< fwiends. -^w^ Come, ;;w;; down OwO into OwO the uWu boat. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Take ^w^ heed you ^-^ faww not. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and MENyAS -^.^ Menyas, I'll ^.^ nyot uWu on UwU showe. -^w^ MENyAS. No, ^-^ to my :3 cabin. -^.^ These OwO dwums! ^.^ these twumpets, fwutes! x3 what! ->_> Wet Neptune hear ^-^ we ;;w;; bid :3 a loud faweweww -ÚwÚ To ^.^ these gweat :3 fewwows. Sound ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd, :33 sound ;;w;; out! ->_< [Sound :3 a flourish, with >w< dwums] ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Hoo! :33 says >_> 'a. There's my cap. -^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ Hoo! x3 Nyobwe x3 Captain, come. >_< Exeunt -ACT_3|SC_1 -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO A ;;w;; pwain in ^-^ Sywia - -x3 Entew OwO VENTIDIUS, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe in :3 twiumph, with SILIUS -ÚwÚ and uWu othew uWu Womans, OFFICEWS ÚwÚ and UwU sowdiews; OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ body ->_> of PACOWUS ÚwÚ bownye before him - ->_> VENTIDIUS. Nyow, OwO dawting UwU Pawthia, art :3 thou ^w^ stwuck, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow -Pweas'd >_> fowtunye OwO does >_> of Mawcus Crassus' death -UwU Make me revenger. Beaw OwO the King's son's ÚwÚ body -Before ^-^ ouw >_> awmy. x3 Thy uWu Pacowus, Owodes, -Pays :3 this uWu fow Mawcus Cwassus. -^w^ SIWIUS. x3 Nyobwe >w< Ventidius, ->w< Whiwst ÚwÚ yet with Parthian UwU bwood >w< thy >_< swowd :3 is warm -The >_> fugitive >_> Pawthians x3 fowwow; xDD spuw OwO thwough ÚwÚ Media, -Mesopotamia, ÚwÚ and OwO the shelters :33 whithew -The ^.^ wouted uWu fwy. ^w^ So >w< thy gwand captain, ^.^ Antony, -:33 Shaww xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu on triumphant chawiots ÚwÚ and -x3 Put x3 gawwands uWu on >w< thy head. ->_> VENTIDIUS. :3 O :33 Siwius, :33 Siwius, -I ^.^ have x3 donye ^w^ enyough. OwO A wowew place, ^-^ nyote well, -May ^-^ make xDD too gweat OwO an ÚwÚ act; uWu fow learn this, Silius: ->_< Bettew ^-^ to xDD weave undonye than uWu by ^-^ ouw deed -Acquire xDD too UwU high :3 a ÚwÚ fame when him ^-^ we sewve's >_> away. -Caesar ÚwÚ and Antony ^.^ have >w< evew xDD won -Mowe in theiw officew, than ^.^ pewson. Sossius, ->_< Onye >_> of my place in >_> Sywia, his uWu wieutenyant, ->_< Fow uWu quick x3 accumuwation >_> of renown, -^w^ Which ^.^ he >_< achiev'd uWu by th' minute, lost his OwO favouw. -OwO Who OwO does >w< i' th' wars ^-^ mowe than his x3 captain can -:33 Becomes his ^w^ captain's captain; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ambition, -The uWu sowdiew's uWu viwtue, wathew makes UwU choice >_> of woss ->w< Than >_< gain ;;w;; which darkens >_> him. -I :33 couwd ^-^ do ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< Antonyius uWu good, -But 'twouwd offend him; ÚwÚ and in his OwO offence -;;w;; Shouwd my pewfowmance UwU pewish. -^w^ SIWIUS. Thou hast, >w< Ventidius, UwU that -Without OwO the ;;w;; which :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ and his >_< swowd -Grants scarce distinction. Thou xDD wiwt wwite ^-^ to OwO Antony? ->_> VENTIDIUS. I'll humbly signify what in his uWu nyame, -:33 That :3 magicaw >_> wowd >_> of war, ^-^ we ^.^ have UwU effected; -^-^ How, with his banners, ÚwÚ and his well-paid ranks, -The >_> nye'ew-yet-beaten horse >_> of >_> Pawthia -We ^.^ have >w< jaded >_< out o' th' fiewd. -^w^ SIWIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he ^w^ nyow? ->_> VENTIDIUS. ÚwÚ He x3 puwposeth ^-^ to >w< Athens; >w< whithew, with what haste -The OwO weight ^-^ we >w< must convey with's uWu wiww permit, -We uWu shaww :3 appeaw before xDD him.- uWu On, :3 thewe; xDD pass awong. ->_< Exeunt - -;;w;; ACT_3|SC_2 -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house - -x3 Entew AGWIPPA at ^-^ onye doow, >_> ENyOBAWBUS at another - -;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> What, awe OwO the bwothews pawted? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ They ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd with Pompey; ^.^ he :3 is gone; -The uWu othew three awe UwU seawing. OwO Octavia ÚwÚ weeps -ÚwÚ To part ^-^ fwom Rome; Caesar :3 is x3 sad; ÚwÚ and Lepidus, -x3 Since Pompey's >w< feast, as >w< Menyas uWu says, :3 is twoubwed -x3 With OwO the green sickness. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a x3 nyobwe UwU Wepidus. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO A vewy fine ^w^ onye. :33 O, how ^.^ he loves Caesaw! -;;w;; AGWIPPA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but how dearly ^.^ he >_> adowes >_< Mawk Antony! ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Caesar? UwU Why :33 he's OwO the Jupiter >_> of ^-^ men. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. What's OwO Antony? The god >_> of Jupitew. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Spake you >_> of Caesar? ^w^ How! OwO the uWu nyonpaweiw! -;;w;; AGWIPPA. :33 O, Antony! :3 O :3 thou Arabian bird! ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Wouwd you UwU pwaise Caesaw, uWu say ^.^ 'Caesaw'- >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ he pwied them uWu both with excellent praises. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. But ^.^ he loves Caesar >_> best. >_> Yet ^.^ he loves x3 Antony. -^-^ Hoo! hearts, OwO tongues, figuwes, ^w^ scwibes, bards, :3 poets, cannyot ->w< Think, ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ cast, write, sing, ;;w;; nyumbew- hoo!- -His love ^-^ to x3 Antony. But as uWu fow Caesaw, ->_< Knyeew down, knyeew down, ÚwÚ and wondew. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. Both ^.^ he ^w^ wuvs. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ They awe his shards, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he theiw ÚwÚ beetwe. UwU [Twumpets -^w^ within] :33 So- -:3 This :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. Adieu, x3 nyobwe Agrippa. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. Good OwO fowtunye, >w< wowthy ^-^ sowdiew, ÚwÚ and faweweww. - -x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ^.^ ANTONY, WEPIDUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ OCTAVIA - -^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyo :3 fuwthew, sir. -CAESAW. You UwU take ^-^ fwom me :3 a gweat part >_> of mysewf; -;;w;; Use me ;;w;; weww >w< in't. :3 Sistew, ^w^ pwuv such :3 a UwU wife -UwU As my >_> thoughts ^-^ make ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and as my uWu fawthest >_< band -:33 Shaww xDD pass uWu on >w< thy ^.^ appwoof. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ^.^ Antony, ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the piece >_> of :3 viwtue ;;w;; which :3 is xDD set -ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO us as OwO the ^w^ cement >_> of ^-^ ouw love -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^w^ buiwded >w< be OwO the uWu wam ^-^ to ÚwÚ battew -The >_> fowtwess >_> of xDD it; uWu fow better UwU might ^-^ we ->_< Have :33 wov'd ^-^ without :3 this >_> mean, ^-^ if uWu on uWu both pawts -:3 This >w< be ^.^ nyot chewish'd. -^-^ ANTONY. UwU Make me ^.^ nyot uWu offended -UwU In >_> youw ;;w;; distwust. -CAESAW. I ^.^ have ^w^ said. -^-^ ANTONY. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find, -^-^ Though you >w< be :3 thewein curious, OwO the :33 weast cause ->_< Fow what you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to fear. ^w^ So OwO the UwU gods ^-^ keep you, -And ^-^ make OwO the hearts >_> of Womans sewve >_> youw ends! -We uWu wiww here pawt. -CAESAW. Faweweww, my ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; sistew, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -The >_< ewements >w< be >w< kind ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ make -x3 Thy uWu spiwits >w< aww >_> of xDD comfowt! Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -OCTAVIA. UwU My x3 nyobwe ^-^ bwothew! -^-^ ANTONY. The UwU Apwiw's in xDD hew OwO eyes. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ wuv's UwU spwing, -And ^.^ these OwO the uWu showews ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it x3 on. Be UwU cheewfuw. -OCTAVIA. >_> Siw, ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; weww ^-^ to my >_< husband's >_< house; uWu and- -CAESAW. >_> What, OwO Octavia? -OCTAVIA. I'll tell you in >_> youw OwO eaw. -^-^ ANTONY. Her :33 tongue uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ obey xDD hew xDD heawt, :3 nyow can -Her OwO heawt infowm xDD hew tongue- OwO the OwO swan's ;;w;; down ^-^ feathew, -:33 That ^-^ stands x3 upon OwO the sweww at OwO the :33 fuww >_> of tide, -And neither uWu way inclines. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to AGRIPPA] uWu Wiww Caesar xDD weep? -;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a cwoud :33 in's face. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to AGRIPPA] ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow UwU that, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he :3 a -x3 howse; -^w^ So :3 is >_< he, being :3 a xDD man. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] ÚwÚ Why, x3 Enyobawbus, -When Antony ;;w;; found Julius Caesar OwO dead, -ÚwÚ He :3 cwied ^w^ awmost ^-^ to uWu woawing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> wept -When at Philippi ^.^ he ;;w;; found Bwutus slain. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to AGRIPPA] :33 That yeaw, :3 indeed, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was twoubwed -with :3 a ;;w;; wheum; -What willingly ^.^ he >_> did xDD confound ^.^ he ÚwÚ waiw'd, ->_< Bewieve't- ÚwÚ tiww I weep ^w^ too. -CAESAW. No, ^w^ sweet OwO Octavia, -You uWu shaww hear ^-^ fwom me still; OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ->_> Out-go my >w< thinking uWu on you. -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, x3 come; -I'll wrestle with you in my OwO stwength >_> of wuv. -Look, here I ^.^ have OwO you; ;;w;; thus I let you ÚwÚ go, -And ^w^ give you ^-^ to OwO the xDD gods. -CAESAW. xDD Adieu; >w< be OwO happy! -UwU WEPIDUS. >_> Wet >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the x3 staws ^w^ give ^.^ wight -ÚwÚ To >w< thy fair >_> way! -CAESAW. Faweweww, faweweww! OwO [Kisses OwO OCTAVIA] -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Faweweww! ^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. >_< Exeunt - -ÚwÚ ACT_3|SC_3 -^-^ SCENyE III. -Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS - -CLEOPATRA. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the fewwow? -ALEXAS. Hawf >w< afeawd ^-^ to come. -CLEOPATRA. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go x3 to. - -x3 Entew OwO the MESSENGEW as before - -Come hithew, sir. -ALEXAS. Good uWu Majesty, -^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewwy dare ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon you -But when you awe ;;w;; weww pleas'd. -CLEOPATRA. :33 That ÚwÚ Hewod's head -I'll have. But ;;w;; how, when Antony :3 is gone, -^.^ Thwough xDD whom I UwU might xDD command it? Come :3 thou >w< nyeaw. -MESSENGEW. uWu Most >_< gwacious >w< Majesty! -CLEOPATRA. >w< Didst :3 thou >w< behowd OwO Octavia? -MESSENGEW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; dwead Queen. -CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Whewe? -MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, in >_> Wome -I ^.^ wook'd xDD hew in OwO the ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ^-^ saw xDD hew wed ->w< Between xDD hew bwothew ÚwÚ and >_< Mawk x3 Antony. -CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is ^.^ she as taww as x3 me? -MESSENGEW. She :3 is ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. -CLEOPATRA. >w< Didst hear xDD hew speak? ^-^ Is ^.^ she shrill-tongu'd ^w^ ow wow? -MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, I heard xDD hew :33 speak: ^.^ she :3 is wow-voic'd. -CLEOPATRA. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 good. ÚwÚ He cannyot >_< wike xDD hew UwU wong. ->_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Wike uWu hew? :3 O Isis! 'tis >_> impossibwe. -CLEOPATRA. I ÚwÚ think so, x3 Chawmian. ÚwÚ Duww >_> of :33 tongue ÚwÚ and dwarfish! -What majesty :3 is in xDD hew ÚwÚ gait? :3 Wemembew, ->w< If e'ew :3 thou ÚwÚ wook'dst uWu on majesty. -MESSENGEW. She ^.^ cweeps. -Her motion ÚwÚ and xDD hew ÚwÚ station awe as UwU onye; -She >w< shows :3 a ÚwÚ body wathew than :3 a xDD wife, -OwO A >_> statue than :3 a >w< bweathew. -CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is :3 this ^-^ cewtain? -MESSENGEW. Ow I ^.^ have nyo :33 obsewvance. ->_> CHAWMIAN. >_< Thwee in UwU Egypt -Cannyot ^-^ make better >_< nyote. -CLEOPATRA. >w< He's vewy knowing; -I ^-^ do >w< pewceive't. There's nyothing in xDD hew >_> yet. -The :3 fewwow >_> has good UwU judgment. ->_> CHAWMIAN. Excellent. -CLEOPATRA. ^w^ Guess at xDD hew yeaws, I :33 pwithee. -MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, -She ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ widow. -CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ Widow? Charmian, xDD hawk! -MESSENGEW. And I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think she's thirty. -CLEOPATRA. :33 Beaw'st :3 thou xDD hew ;;w;; face in >_< mind? :3 Is't wong ^w^ ow ^-^ wound? -MESSENGEW. ^-^ Wound x3 even ^-^ to faultiness. -CLEOPATRA. >_< Fow OwO the UwU most UwU pawt, UwU too, uWu they awe foowish UwU that awe ÚwÚ so. -Her >_> haiw, what ;;w;; cowouw? -MESSENGEW. Bwown, ^.^ madam; ÚwÚ and xDD hew fowehead -UwU As low as ^.^ she would ^w^ wish it. -CLEOPATRA. There's gold uWu fow thee. -Thou >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU take my fowmew ;;w;; shawpnyess ill. -I uWu wiww x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee xDD back ÚwÚ again; I find ÚwÚ thee -uWu Most x3 fit uWu fow :33 businyess. uWu Go ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee weady; -Our letters awe OwO pwepaw'd. >_< Exeunt MESSENGEW ->_> CHAWMIAN. OwO A pwopew xDD man. -CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ so. I ^w^ wepent me >w< much -:33 That OwO so I harried >_> him. ÚwÚ Why, >_> methinks, uWu by ^w^ him, -:3 This creature's nyo such >_> thing. ->_> CHAWMIAN. UwU Nyothing, ÚwÚ madam. -CLEOPATRA. The man ;;w;; hath uWu seen >w< some ^-^ majesty, ÚwÚ and shouwd know. ->_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he uWu seen x3 majesty? >_> Isis ewse ;;w;; defend, -And ;;w;; sewving you OwO so uWu wong! -CLEOPATRA. I ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask him >_> yet, good x3 Chawmian. -But 'tis nyo matter; :3 thou ^-^ shawt bwing him ^-^ to me -:3 Whewe I uWu wiww write. ^-^ Aww ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. ->_> CHAWMIAN. I ;;w;; wawwant you, ÚwÚ madam. >_< Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_4 -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -x3 Athens. :33 ANTONY'S house - -x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ^-^ OCTAVIA - -^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, OwO Octavia, ^.^ nyot only that- -:33 That ;;w;; wewe excusable, UwU that ÚwÚ and ^-^ thousands ^-^ mowe -x3 Of semblable >w< impowt- uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu wag'd -Nyew wars >w< 'gainst Pompey; :3 made his wiww, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead ^.^ it -ÚwÚ To uWu pubwic >_> eaw; -Spoke uWu scandy >_> of me; when ÚwÚ pewfowce ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot -But pay me >_> tewms >_> of xDD honyouw, x3 cowd ÚwÚ and sickly -ÚwÚ He :33 vented ;;w;; them, UwU most narrow measuwe lent me; -When OwO the :33 best ^w^ hint ÚwÚ was >w< given ^w^ him, ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ took't, -Ow >_> did ^.^ it ^-^ fwom his teeth. -OCTAVIA. :3 O my good lord, ->_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot uWu aww; ^w^ ow ^-^ if you >w< must >w< bewieve, -Stomach ^.^ nyot all. OwO A ^-^ mowe OwO unhappy >w< wady, ->w< If :3 this *looks away* division uWu chance, :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ stood >_> between, -UwU Pwaying uWu fow uWu both pawts. -The good UwU gods uWu wiww xDD mock me ÚwÚ pwesentwy -When I uWu shaww pray 'O, bless my lord ÚwÚ and x3 husband!' -^-^ Undo UwU that >w< pwayew uWu by cwying >_< out as loud -'O, bless my ^w^ bwothew!' ^w^ Husband ÚwÚ win, ^.^ win :33 bwothew, -uWu Pways, ÚwÚ and destroys OwO the prayer; nyo mid-way -'Twixt ^.^ these ;;w;; extwemes at all. -^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Gentwe OwO Octavia, ->_> Wet >_> youw :33 best love dwaw ^-^ to UwU that point ;;w;; which UwU seeks -:33 Best ^-^ to OwO pwesewve it. >w< If I wose >_< minye xDD honyouw, -I wose mysewf; better I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot x3 youws ->w< Than x3 youws OwO so bwanchwess. But, as you wequested, -Yourself uWu shaww >w< go >_< between's. The :33 meantime, >w< wady, -I'll ÚwÚ waise OwO the pwepawation >_> of :3 a OwO waw -:33 Shaww :33 stain >_> youw brother. UwU Make >_> youw soonest >_> haste; -^w^ So >_> youw desires awe ^w^ youws. -OCTAVIA. ;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to my :33 wowd. -The OwO Juv >_> of power ^-^ make uWu me, UwU most ;;w;; weak, UwU most ;;w;; weak, -Your weconciwew! uWu Waws :33 'twixt you x3 twain would >w< be -UwU As ^-^ if OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd cweave, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO swain x3 men -;;w;; Shouwd solder OwO up OwO the wift. -^-^ ANTONY. When ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^-^ to you xDD whewe :3 this begins, -OwO Tuwn >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe UwU that >_< way, uWu fow ^-^ ouw faults -^w^ Can never >w< be OwO so >w< equaw UwU that >_> youw love -^w^ Can equally move with ^.^ them. xDD Pwovide >_> youw ;;w;; going; -;;w;; Choose >_> youw >_> own ^.^ company, ÚwÚ and xDD command what uWu cost -Your OwO heawt >_> has :33 mind x3 to. >_< Exeunt - -:3 ACT_3|SC_5 -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -x3 Athens. :33 ANTONY'S house - -x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and EROS, meeting - ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO How nyow, fwiend Ewos! -EWOS. There's ÚwÚ stwange UwU nyews xDD come, sir. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> What, man? -EWOS. Caesar ÚwÚ and Lepidus ^.^ have :3 made wars x3 upon ^-^ Pompey. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 This :3 is ^.^ owd. What :3 is OwO the uWu success? -EWOS. Caesaw, having :3 made ;;w;; use >_> of him in OwO the wars >w< 'gainst UwU Pompey, -ÚwÚ pwesentwy ;;w;; denyied him wivawity, would ^.^ nyot let him partake in OwO the ->_> gwowy >_> of OwO the >_> action; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> westing ;;w;; hewe, accuses him >_> of letters -^.^ he xDD had fowmewwy ^w^ wwote ^-^ to Pompey; x3 upon his >_> own :3 appeaw, UwU seizes >_> him. -^w^ So OwO the UwU poow third :3 is uWu up, ÚwÚ tiww death ÚwÚ enwawge his confinye. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Then, UwU wowwd, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a paiw >_> of :3 chaps- nyo ^-^ mowe; -And thwow :3 between them >w< aww OwO the >_< food :3 thou hast, ->w< They'ww ^.^ gwind OwO the ^-^ onye OwO the other. Where's OwO Antony? -EWOS. >w< He's walking in OwO the ÚwÚ gawden- thus, ÚwÚ and xDD spuwns -The x3 wush UwU that :3 wies before him; x3 cwies uWu 'Foow ^.^ Wepidus!' -And ^.^ thweats OwO the ^w^ thwoat >_> of UwU that his ^w^ officew -:33 That muwd'wed ^-^ Pompey. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Our gweat ;;w;; nyavy's UwU wigg'd. -EWOS. >_< Fow ^-^ Itawy ÚwÚ and Caesar. More, UwU Domitius: -UwU My lord desires you ;;w;; pwesentwy; my UwU nyews -I UwU might ^.^ have told hereafter. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. 'Twiww >w< be >_< nyaught; -But let ^.^ it UwU be. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to x3 Antony. -EWOS. ^w^ Come, sir. >_< Exeunt +^-^ Wise from >w< thy stoow. +uWu POMPEY. ^-^ [Aside to MENAS] UwU I think th'art >_> mad. ÚwÚ [Wises ÚwÚ and >w< wawks +aside] uWu The ^.^ mattew? +MENyAS. UwU I uWu have OwO evew hewd x3 my cap x3 off to >w< thy fortunes. +uWu POMPEY. ^.^ Thou x3 hast sewv'd ;;w;; me with much ÚwÚ faith. x3 What's >_> ewse to OwO say?- +^w^ Be jolly, lords. +xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; These >w< quicksands, Wepidus, +^w^ Keep x3 off ÚwÚ them, fow xDD you :3 sink. +MENyAS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be ;;w;; wowd of aww x3 the :33 wowwd? +uWu POMPEY. >_> What say'st thou? +MENyAS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be ;;w;; wowd of x3 the whole :33 wowwd? >w< That's x3 twice. +uWu POMPEY. How >_> shouwd :3 that :3 be? +MENyAS. OwO But entertain :33 it, +xDD And ^w^ though xDD you think ;;w;; me OwO poow, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the x3 man +Will UwU give uWu thee aww x3 the wowwd. +uWu POMPEY. Hast xDD thou UwU dwunk ^.^ weww? +MENyAS. :3 Nyo, Pompey, UwU I uWu have :33 kept ;;w;; me from x3 the >_> cup. +^.^ Thou awt, >_> if xDD thou ^w^ daw'st be, x3 the ÚwÚ eawthwy ^.^ Juv; +ÚwÚ Whate'ew x3 the xDD ocean pales ow sky x3 incwips +Is xDD thinye, >_> if xDD thou wiwt OwO ha't. +uWu POMPEY. uWu Show ;;w;; me which >_> way. +MENyAS. ;;w;; These >w< thwee world-sharers, these competitows, +^w^ Awe uWu in >w< thy vessel. Let ;;w;; me :3 cut x3 the x3 cabwe; +xDD And when ^.^ we OwO awe put ^w^ off, faww to uWu theiw >_< thwoats. +All there >_> is ÚwÚ thinye. +uWu POMPEY. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ this xDD thou shouwdst uWu have :33 donye, +xDD And nyot uWu have ^-^ spoke ^.^ on't. ^w^ In ;;w;; me UwU 'tis villainy: +^w^ In :3 thee't xDD had :33 been ÚwÚ good service. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must ^.^ knyow +'Tis nyot x3 my pwofit :3 that does lead >_< minye uWu honyouw: +Mine honyouw, :3 it. uWu Wepent :3 that ;;w;; e'ew >w< thy >_> tongue +>_< Hath UwU so betray'd ^.^ thinye act. uWu Being donye uWu unknyown, +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have >_> found >w< it afterwards weww :33 donye, +OwO But ^w^ must >_< condemn >w< it now. Desist, ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwink. +MENyAS. :3 [Aside] For uWu this, +I'll >_< nyevew ;;w;; fowwow >w< thy pall'd fowtunyes more. +Who seeks, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot OwO take when >_> once UwU 'tis offew'd, +Shall >_< nyevew find >w< it more. +uWu POMPEY. This ^.^ heawth to Lepidus! +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ him ^.^ ashowe. I'll >_< pwedge >w< it fow :3 him, :3 Pompey. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Hewe's to ÚwÚ thee, >w< Menyas! +MENyAS. Enyobawbus, welcome! +uWu POMPEY. Fiww >w< tiww x3 the >w< cup be :3 hid. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Thewe's :3 a >w< stwong fewwow, ^w^ Menyas. +>_< [Pointing to x3 the xDD sewvant who xDD cawwies x3 off OwO WEPIDUS] +MENyAS. xDD Why? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> 'A bears x3 the thiwd ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, xDD man; UwU see'st ^w^ nyot? +MENyAS. uWu The thiwd >_> pawt, >w< then, >_> is drunk. Wouwd >w< it :3 wewe all, +:33 That >w< it ^w^ might OwO go on UwU wheews! +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^w^ Dwink :3 thou; incwease x3 the uWu weews. +MENyAS. >w< Come. +uWu POMPEY. This >_> is nyot yet >w< an Alexandrian x3 feast. +xDD ANTONY. ^.^ It >_< wipens uWu towawds :3 it. OwO Stwike x3 the vessels, ho! +>_> Hewe's to :3 Caesaw! +:3 CAESAW. UwU I couwd weww UwU fowbeaw't. +x3 It's monstwous labour when UwU I >_< wash x3 my :3 bwain +xDD And >w< it gwows ^w^ fouwew. +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Be :3 a chiwd ^.^ o' x3 th' uWu time. +:3 CAESAW. Possess :33 it, I'll >_< make answer. +OwO But UwU I xDD had rather ÚwÚ fast from aww fouw OwO days +Than ÚwÚ dwink UwU so much uWu in onye. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :33 [To >_< ANTONY] >w< Ha, x3 my >_< bwave emperor! +Shall ^.^ we UwU dance nyow x3 the >_< Egyptian Bacchanyaws +xDD And cewebwate UwU ouw drink? +uWu POMPEY. :3 Wet's ^.^ ha't, ÚwÚ good OwO sowdiew. +xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's aww OwO take ^.^ hands, +Tiww :3 that x3 the ^.^ conquewing winye hath uWu steep'd UwU ouw sense +^w^ In soft ÚwÚ and xDD dewicate Wethe. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. All OwO take ^w^ hands. +^-^ Make ^-^ battewy to UwU ouw OwO eaws with x3 the ÚwÚ woud ^.^ music, +uWu The OwO whiwe I'll :33 pwace uWu you; xDD then x3 the ;;w;; boy UwU shaww UwU sing; +uWu The uWu howding every x3 man UwU shaww UwU beaw >_< as ÚwÚ woud +;;w;; As :33 his >w< stwong >w< sides ^.^ can volley. +[Music xDD pways. :3 ENyOBAWBUS pwaces them uWu hand uWu in ^-^ hand] + +^-^ THE OwO SONG +^.^ Come, xDD thou :33 monyawch of x3 the vine, +Pwumpy xDD Bacchus with ^-^ pink eyne! +^w^ In >w< thy ^w^ fats UwU ouw ÚwÚ cawes be dwown'd, +With >w< thy gwapes UwU ouw >_< haiws be UwU cwown'd. +ÚwÚ Cup >_> us >w< tiww x3 the wowwd OwO go ^-^ wound, +ÚwÚ Cup >_> us >w< tiww x3 the wowwd OwO go x3 wound! + +:3 CAESAW. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you UwU mowe? Pompey, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. ^-^ Good brother, +Let ;;w;; me request xDD you :33 off; UwU ouw OwO gwavew business +Fwowns uWu at ÚwÚ this levity. ^w^ Gentwe wowds, >_> wet's ^w^ pawt; +>_> You >_> see ^.^ we uWu have burnt UwU ouw UwU cheeks. :3 Stwong Enyobawb +Is weaker than x3 the wine, ÚwÚ and >_< minye UwU own >_> tongue +Spwits >_> what >w< it speaks. uWu The >w< wiwd xDD disguise hath almost +:33 Antick'd >_> us all. >_> What >_< nyeeds ^.^ mowe xDD wowds? ^-^ Good OwO nyight. +^-^ Good ;;w;; Antony, x3 youw >w< hand. +uWu POMPEY. I'll >_> twy xDD you on x3 the ;;w;; showe. +xDD ANTONY. xDD And UwU shaww, sir. xDD Give's x3 youw >w< hand. +uWu POMPEY. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, +>_> You uWu have x3 my father's x3 house- >_> but UwU what? We OwO awe fwiends. +^.^ Come, down x3 into x3 the ;;w;; boat. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ Take :3 heed xDD you faww not. +Exeunt aww >_> but :3 ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ MENyAS +Menyas, I'll nyot on ;;w;; showe. +MENyAS. :3 Nyo, to x3 my ^w^ cabin. +;;w;; These >_< dwums! these twumpets, :33 fwutes! xDD what! +Let Nyeptunye hear ^.^ we bid :3 a ÚwÚ woud >_< faweweww +;;w;; To these great fellows. Sound ÚwÚ and be uWu hang'd, >_> sound out! +uWu [Sound :3 a flourish, with ^-^ dwums] +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Hoo! ;;w;; says ^w^ 'a. >_> Thewe's x3 my cap. +MENyAS. >_> Hoo! Noble xDD Captain, x3 come. Exeunt +OwO ACT_3|SC_1 +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^-^ A uWu pwain uWu in Syria + +Entew VENTIDIUS, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe uWu in :3 twiumph, with OwO SIWIUS +ÚwÚ and othew uWu Womans, OFFICEWS ÚwÚ and soldiers; x3 the >_< dead >w< body +of PACORUS :3 bownye >w< befowe ^.^ him + +ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. >_> Nyow, dawting uWu Pawthia, awt xDD thou struck, ÚwÚ and nyow +Pleas'd :3 fowtunye does of x3 Mawcus Crassus' :33 death +^-^ Make ;;w;; me revenger. ÚwÚ Beaw x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ son's >w< body +^.^ Befowe UwU ouw army. x3 Thy xDD Pacowus, ^.^ Owodes, +UwU Pays ÚwÚ this fow x3 Mawcus Crassus. +SILIUS. Noble Ventidius, +Whilst yet with x3 Pawthian :3 bwood >w< thy xDD swowd >_> is wawm +uWu The ;;w;; fugitive uWu Pawthians >w< fowwow; ^w^ spuw ^w^ thwough ;;w;; Media, +;;w;; Mesopotamia, ÚwÚ and x3 the shewtews :33 whithew +uWu The uWu wouted fwy. ^w^ So >w< thy grand ;;w;; captain, ;;w;; Antony, +Shall uWu set uWu thee on x3 twiumphant chariots ÚwÚ and +>_> Put gawwands on >w< thy >_> head. +ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. x3 O xDD Siwius, xDD Siwius, +UwU I uWu have donye enyough. ^-^ A >_< wowew pwace, ^-^ nyote weww, +^-^ May >_< make ^w^ too great >w< an ÚwÚ act; fow :3 weawn uWu this, Silius: +uWu Bettew to OwO weave ÚwÚ undonye than ^.^ by UwU ouw ^.^ deed +UwU Acquiwe ^w^ too xDD high :3 a fame when ^.^ him ^.^ we sewve's xDD away. +Caesaw ÚwÚ and OwO Antony uWu have OwO evew ^.^ won +uWu Mowe uWu in uWu theiw officer, than person. uWu Sossius, +x3 Onye of x3 my :33 pwace uWu in Syria, :33 his wieutenyant, +For ^w^ quick uWu accumuwation of OwO wenyown, +>_< Which ^.^ he ÚwÚ achiev'd ^.^ by x3 th' ;;w;; minyute, wost :33 his UwU favouw. +Who does :33 i' x3 th' UwU waws ^.^ mowe than :33 his UwU captain ^.^ can +>_> Becomes :33 his captain's captain; ÚwÚ and ambition, +uWu The ^w^ sowdiew's virtue, rather x3 makes UwU choice of ^-^ woss +Than ^.^ gain which darkens ^.^ him. +UwU I couwd UwU do ^.^ mowe to UwU do >w< Antonyius UwU good, +OwO But ^w^ 'twouwd ^-^ offend him; ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his offence +Should x3 my :3 pewfowmance x3 pewish. +SILIUS. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ hast, Ventidius, :3 that +Without x3 the which :3 a soldier ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD swowd +^w^ Gwants scawce >_> distinction. ^.^ Thou wiwt >w< wwite to Antony? +ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. I'll x3 humbwy :33 signyify >_> what uWu in :33 his :33 nyame, +:33 That ;;w;; magicaw ;;w;; wowd of waw, ^.^ we uWu have effected; +How, with :33 his uWu bannyews, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ weww-paid ranks, +uWu The ne'er-yet-beaten UwU howse of Pawthia +We uWu have jaded x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> fiewd. +SILIUS. Whewe >_> is ^.^ he ^.^ nyow? +ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. >w< He puwposeth to Athens; whither, with >_> what ^.^ haste +uWu The >_> weight ^.^ we ^w^ must :33 convey with's xDD wiww xDD pewmit, +We UwU shaww appeaw >w< befowe OwO him.- ÚwÚ On, uWu thewe; pass >_> awong. +Exeunt + +:33 ACT_3|SC_2 +>w< SCENyE UwU II. xDD Wome. >w< CAESAW'S ;;w;; house + +Entew AGRIPPA uWu at one door, :3 ENyOBAWBUS uWu at anyothew + +uWu AGWIPPA. What, OwO awe x3 the bwothews OwO pawted? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ They uWu have x3 dispatch'd with xDD Pompey; ^.^ he >_> is xDD gonye; +uWu The othew >w< thwee OwO awe sealing. ^-^ Octavia ^.^ weeps +;;w;; To ÚwÚ pawt from Rome; Caesaw >_> is OwO sad; ÚwÚ and Wepidus, +Since >_> Pompey's OwO feast, >_< as Menas says, >_> is troubled +With x3 the green sicknyess. +uWu AGWIPPA. 'Tis :3 a x3 nyobwe Lepidus. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ A xDD vewy OwO finye onye. >_< O, >w< how ^.^ he loves :3 Caesaw! +uWu AGWIPPA. Nyay, >_> but >w< how ÚwÚ deawwy ^.^ he ^.^ adowes >_> Mawk Antony! +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Caesaw? Why uWu he's x3 the Jupiter of ^.^ men. +uWu AGWIPPA. x3 What's Antony? uWu The god of ^.^ Jupitew. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^w^ Spake xDD you of ^-^ Caesaw? OwO How! x3 the uWu nyonpaweiw! +uWu AGWIPPA. >_< O, Antony! x3 O xDD thou Arabian biwd! +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Wouwd xDD you praise ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> say ;;w;; 'Caesaw'- OwO go nyo fuwthew. +uWu AGWIPPA. >w< Indeed, ^.^ he plied them both with :3 excewwent ÚwÚ pwaises. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. OwO But ^.^ he loves Caesaw >_> best. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he loves Antony. +>_> Hoo! hearts, tongues, ^w^ figuwes, :33 scwibes, >_< bawds, x3 poets, ;;w;; cannyot +:3 Think, :3 speak, :3 cast, wwite, ^w^ sing, nyumbew- hoo!- +ÚwÚ His wuv to Antony. OwO But >_< as fow ÚwÚ Caesaw, +>_> Knyeew ;;w;; down, ^w^ knyeew ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and :3 wondew. +uWu AGWIPPA. UwU Both ^.^ he :3 wuvs. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ They OwO awe :33 his shawds, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu theiw UwU beetwe. x3 [Twumpets +;;w;; within] :3 So- +This >_> is to horse. :3 Adieu, x3 nyobwe UwU Agwippa. +uWu AGWIPPA. ^-^ Good fowtunye, ÚwÚ wowthy sowdiew, ÚwÚ and farewell. + +Entew ^.^ CAESAW, >_> ANTONY, ;;w;; WEPIDUS, ÚwÚ and ^w^ OCTAVIA + +xDD ANTONY. No further, sir. +:3 CAESAW. >_> You OwO take from ;;w;; me :3 a great ÚwÚ pawt of >_< mysewf; +^w^ Use ;;w;; me weww ÚwÚ in't. x3 Sistew, ^-^ pwuv xDD such :3 a >w< wife +;;w;; As x3 my >_< thoughts >_< make ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 my ^-^ fawthest band +Shall pass on >w< thy approof. :3 Most x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Antony, +Let nyot x3 the ^.^ piece of viwtue which >_> is uWu set +Betwixt >_> us >_< as x3 the UwU cement of UwU ouw wuv +;;w;; To >_< keep >w< it builded be x3 the :33 wam to batter +uWu The ÚwÚ fowtwess of uWu it; fow xDD bettew ^w^ might ^.^ we +:3 Have :3 wov'd ^-^ without ÚwÚ this mean, >_> if on both parts +This be nyot chewish'd. +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Make ;;w;; me nyot uWu offended +^w^ In x3 youw :33 distwust. +:3 CAESAW. UwU I uWu have UwU said. +xDD ANTONY. >_> You UwU shaww nyot ^w^ find, +;;w;; Though xDD you be thewein >w< cuwious, x3 the least cause +For >_> what xDD you xDD seem to ;;w;; feaw. ^w^ So x3 the gods >_< keep UwU you, +xDD And >_< make x3 the heawts of Romans serve x3 youw ^.^ ends! +We xDD wiww OwO hewe part. +:3 CAESAW. UwU Faweweww, x3 my deawest ^-^ sistew, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. +uWu The ÚwÚ ewements be uWu kind to uWu thee ÚwÚ and >_< make +x3 Thy ;;w;; spiwits aww of comfort! >w< Fawe uWu thee well. +OCTAVIA. OwO My x3 nyobwe xDD bwothew! +xDD ANTONY. uWu The :3 Apwiw's uWu in her :3 eyes. ^.^ It >_> is love's spring, +xDD And these x3 the >w< showews to ;;w;; bwing >w< it :3 on. ^w^ Be cheewfuw. +OCTAVIA. UwU Siw, wook weww to x3 my husband's ^.^ house; and- +:3 CAESAW. What, :33 Octavia? +OCTAVIA. I'll tell xDD you uWu in x3 youw :3 eaw. +xDD ANTONY. :3 Hew >_> tongue xDD wiww nyot UwU obey her uWu heawt, nor ^.^ can +:3 Hew >_< heawt infowm her tongue- x3 the OwO swan's down ^w^ feathew, +:33 That >w< stands ;;w;; upon x3 the sweww uWu at x3 the full of OwO tide, +xDD And :3 nyeithew uWu way incwinyes. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside to xDD AGWIPPA] Will Caesaw ^w^ weep? +uWu AGWIPPA. ^-^ [Aside to >w< ENyOBAWBUS] >w< He >_> has :3 a ;;w;; cwoud in's ;;w;; face. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside to xDD AGWIPPA] >w< He :3 wewe x3 the xDD wowse fow :3 that, :3 wewe ^.^ he :3 a +:33 howse; +^w^ So >_> is xDD he, ^.^ being :3 a man. +uWu AGWIPPA. ^-^ [Aside to >w< ENyOBAWBUS] Why, Enyobawbus, +x3 When OwO Antony >_> found Julius Caesaw >_< dead, +>w< He cried almost to >w< woawing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 wept +x3 When uWu at Philippi ^.^ he >_> found Brutus ^w^ swain. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside to xDD AGWIPPA] :33 That >w< yeaw, :33 indeed, ^.^ he UwU was troubled +with :3 a rheum; +>_> What ^w^ wiwwingwy ^.^ he uWu did confound ^.^ he OwO waiw'd, +Believe't- >w< tiww UwU I xDD weep UwU too. +:3 CAESAW. :3 Nyo, x3 sweet >w< Octavia, +>_> You UwU shaww hear from ;;w;; me stiww; x3 the time UwU shaww nyot +uWu Out-go x3 my uWu thinking on OwO you. +xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, >_< come; +I'll wrestle with xDD you uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ stwength of love. +x3 Wook, OwO hewe UwU I uWu have uWu you; OwO thus UwU I wet xDD you x3 go, +xDD And UwU give xDD you to x3 the gods. +:3 CAESAW. >_> Adieu; be happy! +x3 WEPIDUS. Let aww x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the stars UwU give >w< wight +;;w;; To >w< thy >w< faiw >_< way! +:3 CAESAW. UwU Faweweww, farewell! ^.^ [Kisses OCTAVIA] +xDD ANTONY. >_< Faweweww! Twumpets UwU sound. Exeunt + +xDD ACT_3|SC_3 +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +>_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS + +UwU CWEOPATWA. Whewe >_> is x3 the fewwow? +AWEXAS. >_> Hawf >_< afeawd to x3 come. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Go ^.^ to, OwO go ;;w;; to. + +Entew x3 the MESSENGEW >_< as >w< befowe + +:3 Come hithew, sir. +AWEXAS. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ Majesty, +OwO Hewod of ^-^ Jewwy dawe nyot wook ;;w;; upon xDD you +OwO But when xDD you OwO awe weww pweas'd. +UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 That Herod's >_> head +I'll :3 have. OwO But how, when OwO Antony >_> is >w< gonye, +^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ might ÚwÚ command :33 it? :3 Come xDD thou ÚwÚ nyeaw. +x3 MESSENGEW. :3 Most >_> gwacious Majesty! +UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou behowd :33 Octavia? +x3 MESSENGEW. Ay, xDD dwead ÚwÚ Queen. +UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO Whewe? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, uWu in ÚwÚ Wome +UwU I >_> wook'd her uWu in x3 the >w< face, ÚwÚ and saw her x3 wed +Between her ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and >_> Mawk Antony. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Is ^.^ she >_< as ;;w;; taww >_< as me? +x3 MESSENGEW. :33 She >_> is >_> nyot, UwU madam. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Didst hear her x3 speak? Is ^.^ she shwiww-tongu'd ow ^.^ wow? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, UwU I heard her ^w^ speak: ^.^ she >_> is xDD wow-voic'd. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< That's nyot UwU so UwU good. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ wike her wong. +CHARMIAN. Wike OwO hew? x3 O :33 Isis! UwU 'tis >_> impossibwe. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I think >_> so, Charmian. ^-^ Duww of >_> tongue ÚwÚ and x3 dwawfish! +>_> What ^.^ majesty >_> is uWu in her ;;w;; gait? OwO Wemembew, +;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew xDD thou x3 wook'dst on :33 majesty. +x3 MESSENGEW. :33 She xDD cweeps. +:3 Hew >_> motion ÚwÚ and her :33 station OwO awe >_< as onye; +:33 She >_< shows :3 a >w< body rather than :3 a :3 wife, +^-^ A statue than :3 a :3 bweathew. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Is ÚwÚ this ^w^ cewtain? +x3 MESSENGEW. :33 Ow UwU I uWu have nyo UwU obsewvance. +CHARMIAN. Thwee uWu in Egypt +UwU Cannyot >_< make xDD bettew note. +UwU CWEOPATWA. He's xDD vewy UwU knyowing; +UwU I UwU do ^.^ pewceive't. >_> Thewe's >_< nyothing uWu in her >_> yet. +uWu The fewwow >_> has ÚwÚ good ;;w;; judgment. +CHARMIAN. OwO Excewwent. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Guess uWu at her years, UwU I UwU pwithee. +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, +:33 She UwU was :3 a >_> widow. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ Widow? Charmian, x3 hawk! +x3 MESSENGEW. xDD And UwU I UwU do think ^w^ she's xDD thiwty. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Bear'st xDD thou her OwO face uWu in :3 mind? ^-^ Is't ^-^ wong ow wound? +x3 MESSENGEW. Round even to fauwtinyess. +UwU CWEOPATWA. For x3 the UwU most >_> pawt, :3 too, ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< foowish :3 that OwO awe :3 so. +:3 Hew hair, >_> what xDD cowouw? +x3 MESSENGEW. Brown, x3 madam; ÚwÚ and her forehead +;;w;; As wow >_< as ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish :3 it. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> Thewe's gowd fow thee. +^.^ Thou ^w^ must nyot OwO take x3 my xDD fowmew UwU shawpnyess ill. +UwU I xDD wiww :33 empwoy uWu thee back again; UwU I find uWu thee +:3 Most ;;w;; fit fow business. Go >_< make uWu thee weady; +Our x3 wettews OwO awe prepar'd. Exeunt MESSENGEW +CHARMIAN. ^-^ A OwO pwopew man. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< Indeed, ^.^ he >_> is :3 so. UwU I wepent ;;w;; me much +:33 That UwU so UwU I hawwied ^.^ him. Why, UwU methinks, ^.^ by :3 him, +This ÚwÚ cweatuwe's nyo xDD such >_> thing. +CHARMIAN. UwU Nyothing, UwU madam. +UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu The x3 man hath :3 seen x3 some ^.^ majesty, ÚwÚ and >_> shouwd :33 knyow. +CHARMIAN. >_< Hath ^.^ he :3 seen xDD majesty? OwO Isis >_> ewse defend, +xDD And serving xDD you UwU so uWu wong! +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I uWu have one ^.^ thing ^.^ mowe to ^w^ ask ^.^ him ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ good Charmian. +OwO But UwU 'tis nyo mattew; xDD thou shalt ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to ;;w;; me +Whewe UwU I xDD wiww write. All OwO may be weww enyough. +CHARMIAN. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, UwU madam. Exeunt + +:33 ACT_3|SC_4 +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +OwO Athens. ^-^ ANTONY'S ;;w;; house + +Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ^w^ OCTAVIA + +xDD ANTONY. Nyay, x3 nyay, >w< Octavia, nyot >w< onwy >_< that- +:33 That :3 wewe ^.^ excusabwe, :3 that ÚwÚ and thousands ^.^ mowe +Of semblable OwO impowt- >_> but ^.^ he hath ^w^ wag'd +xDD Nyew UwU waws uWu 'gainst xDD Pompey; UwU made :33 his :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wead >w< it +;;w;; To public ^-^ eaw; +OwO Spoke x3 scandy of OwO me; when ^.^ pewfowce ^.^ he couwd nyot +OwO But x3 pay ;;w;; me terms of honyouw, UwU cowd ÚwÚ and >_> sickwy +>w< He OwO vented ÚwÚ them, UwU most nyawwow UwU measuwe OwO went OwO me; +x3 When x3 the best hint UwU was UwU given :3 him, ^.^ he nyot :33 took't, +:33 Ow uWu did >w< it from :33 his teeth. +OCTAVIA. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +:3 Bewieve nyot aww; ow >_> if xDD you ^w^ must :33 bewieve, +uWu Stomach nyot all. ^-^ A ^.^ mowe xDD unhappy UwU wady, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this OwO division chance, ^w^ nye'ew :33 stood >_> between, +UwU Pwaying fow both pawts. +uWu The ÚwÚ good gods xDD wiww ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me presently +x3 When UwU I UwU shaww pray 'O, ;;w;; bwess x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and husband!' +>_> Undo :3 that :3 pwayew ^.^ by :3 cwying x3 out >_< as ÚwÚ woud +'O, ;;w;; bwess x3 my bwothew!' ;;w;; Husband xDD win, x3 win brother, +Pways, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ destwoys x3 the uWu pwayew; nyo mid-way +UwU 'Twixt these extwemes uWu at all. +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Gentwe >w< Octavia, +Let x3 youw best wuv dwaw to :3 that :33 point which >_> seeks +UwU Best to pwesewve :3 it. ;;w;; If UwU I wose >_< minye honyouw, +UwU I wose >_< mysewf; xDD bettew UwU I :3 wewe nyot >_> youws +Than >_> youws UwU so branchless. But, >_< as xDD you ^.^ wequested, +;;w;; Youwsewf UwU shaww OwO go UwU between's. uWu The >_> meantime, UwU wady, +I'll >w< waise x3 the uWu pwepawation of :3 a >w< waw +Shall stain x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. ^-^ Make x3 youw ^-^ soonyest haste; +^w^ So x3 youw desiwes OwO awe x3 youws. +OCTAVIA. x3 Thanks to x3 my OwO wowd. +uWu The Juv of powew >_< make uWu me, UwU most ÚwÚ weak, UwU most ÚwÚ weak, +uWu Youw reconciler! :33 Waws 'twixt xDD you twain ^.^ wouwd be +;;w;; As >_> if x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd ;;w;; cweave, ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 swain ;;w;; men +Should :33 sowdew x3 up x3 the wift. +xDD ANTONY. x3 When >w< it >_> appeaws to xDD you :3 whewe ÚwÚ this x3 begins, +Tuwn x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe :3 that :3 way, fow UwU ouw :33 fauwts +UwU Can >_< nyevew be UwU so equal :3 that x3 youw wuv +UwU Can equally move with OwO them. Provide x3 youw ;;w;; going; +Choose x3 youw UwU own xDD company, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command >_> what >_> cost +uWu Youw >_< heawt >_> has ^-^ mind ;;w;; to. Exeunt + +uWu ACT_3|SC_5 +>w< SCENyE V. +OwO Athens. ^-^ ANTONY'S ;;w;; house + +Entew :3 ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and >_> EWOS, meeting + +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. How now, :33 fwiend Ewos! +EWOS. >_> Thewe's ;;w;; stwange nyews come, sir. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. What, man? +EWOS. Caesaw ÚwÚ and xDD Wepidus uWu have UwU made UwU waws ;;w;; upon :3 Pompey. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. This >_> is ^-^ owd. >_> What >_> is x3 the xDD success? +EWOS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD having UwU made use of ^.^ him uWu in x3 the UwU waws uWu 'gainst Pompey, +presently >w< denyied ^.^ him ;;w;; wivawity, ^.^ wouwd nyot wet ^.^ him partake uWu in x3 the +:3 gwowy of x3 the ^.^ action; ÚwÚ and nyot resting UwU hewe, :33 accuses ^.^ him of x3 wettews +^.^ he xDD had formerly wwote to xDD Pompey; ;;w;; upon :33 his UwU own ^.^ appeaw, ^w^ seizes ^.^ him. +^w^ So x3 the poor thiwd >_> is up, >w< tiww :33 death >_< enwawge :33 his uWu confinye. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Then, ^w^ wowwd, xDD thou x3 hast :3 a :33 paiw of ^.^ chaps- nyo mowe; +xDD And ^-^ thwow ^-^ between them aww x3 the OwO food xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, +x3 They'ww grind x3 the one x3 the :3 othew. :3 Whewe's Antony? +EWOS. He's ^.^ wawking uWu in x3 the x3 gawden- thus, ÚwÚ and spuwns +uWu The >_< wush :3 that wies >w< befowe him; x3 cwies 'Fool Wepidus!' +xDD And threats x3 the ^w^ thwoat of :3 that :33 his officer +:33 That ^-^ muwd'wed :3 Pompey. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Our great >_> nyavy's ÚwÚ wigg'd. +EWOS. For Italy ÚwÚ and Caesaw. :33 Mowe, uWu Domitius: +OwO My ;;w;; wowd desiwes xDD you ^-^ pwesentwy; x3 my nyews +UwU I ^w^ might uWu have told x3 heweaftew. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. 'Twiww be naught; +OwO But wet >w< it >w< be. Bring ;;w;; me to Antony. +EWOS. ^.^ Come, sir. Exeunt ACT_3|SC_6 -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house - -x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ and MAECENAS - -CAESAW. UwU Contemnying Wome, ^.^ he >_> has x3 donye >w< aww :3 this ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe -UwU In Awexandwia. Here's OwO the manner of't: -uWu I' th' mawket-pwace, uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ twibunyaw ^.^ siwvew'd, -ÚwÚ Cweopatwa ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf in ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of gold -Were x3 pubwicwy ÚwÚ enthwon'd; at OwO the :3 feet xDD sat -Caesarion, xDD whom uWu they caww my >_< fathew's UwU son, -And >w< aww OwO the uWu unwawfuw xDD issue UwU that theiw wust -x3 Since then ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 between ^.^ them. ^.^ Unto xDD hew -ÚwÚ He >_> gave OwO the UwU stabwishment >_> of Egypt; :3 made xDD hew -x3 Of wowew >_> Sywia, Cypwus, Wydia, ->_> Absowute >w< queen. -^.^ MAECENyAS. :3 This in OwO the uWu pubwic x3 eye? -CAESAW. uWu I' th' ^w^ common show-pwace, xDD whewe uWu they uWu exewcise. -His >_< sons ^.^ he there pwocwaim'd OwO the kings >_> of ^w^ kings: -Great ÚwÚ Media, UwU Pawthia, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Awmenyia, -ÚwÚ He >_> gave ^-^ to ;;w;; Awexandew; ^-^ to Ptowemy ^.^ he >_> assign'd ->_> Sywia, >_> Ciwicia, ÚwÚ and :33 Phoenyicia. She -UwU In th' >_< habiwiments >_> of OwO the :3 goddess >_> Isis -:33 That :3 day appear'd; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft before >_> gave :33 audience, -UwU As 'tis xDD wepowted, ÚwÚ so. -^.^ MAECENyAS. >_> Wet >_> Wome >w< be ;;w;; thus -Infowm'd. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. Who, >w< queasy with his insowence -Already, uWu wiww theiw good >_> thoughts caww ^-^ fwom >_> him. -CAESAW. The ^w^ peopwe knows it, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 nyow receiv'd -His ^.^ accusations. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. OwO Who OwO does ^.^ he accuse? -CAESAW. xDD Caesaw; ÚwÚ and UwU that, having in :33 Siciwy -xDD Sextus ^.^ Pompeius spoil'd, ^-^ we xDD had ^.^ nyot x3 wated him -His part o' th' isle. ;;w;; Then OwO does ^.^ he uWu say ^.^ he lent me -uWu Some ^-^ shipping, xDD unwestow'd. Wastwy, ^.^ he frets -:33 That Lepidus >_> of OwO the triumvirate -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be :33 depos'd; :3 and, being, UwU that ^-^ we :3 detain -^-^ Aww his :33 wevenyue. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> Siw, :3 this shouwd >w< be answer'd. -CAESAW. ^.^ 'Tis x3 donye uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and :33 messengew gone. -I ^.^ have told him Lepidus ÚwÚ was UwU gwown xDD too cruel, -:33 That ^.^ he his UwU high authowity abus'd, -And >_> did deserve his change. >_< Fow what I ^.^ have conquer'd -I gwant him part; uWu but then, in his >w< Awmenyia -And uWu othew >_> of his conquer'd x3 kingdoms, -:33 Demand OwO the like. -^.^ MAECENyAS. He'll never ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ;;w;; that. -CAESAW. Nyow >w< must ^.^ nyot then >w< be >w< yiewded ^-^ to in ÚwÚ this. - -x3 Entew ^w^ OCTAVIA, with xDD hew x3 twain - -OCTAVIA. Hail, Caesaw, ÚwÚ and my wowd! >_> haiw, UwU most dear Caesaw! -CAESAW. :33 That >w< evew I shouwd caww ÚwÚ thee xDD cast-away! -OCTAVIA. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD caww'd me so, :3 nyow ^.^ have you ^.^ cause. -CAESAW. UwU Why ^.^ have you stow'n x3 upon OwO us ^.^ thus? You come ^.^ nyot -;;w;; Wike Caesar's sistew. The UwU wife >_> of Antony -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have OwO an ;;w;; awmy uWu fow OwO an ushew, ÚwÚ and -The xDD nyeighs >_> of horse ^-^ to tell >_> of xDD hew xDD appwoach -Wong ewe ^.^ she >_> did appear. The ;;w;; twees uWu by th' uWu way -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and x3 expectation ÚwÚ fainted, ->w< Wonging uWu fow what ^.^ it xDD had not. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO the ^.^ dust -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ascended ^-^ to OwO the >_< woof >_> of UwU heaven, -Rais'd uWu by >_> youw >w< popuwous >w< twoops. But you awe come -OwO A market-maid ^-^ to Wome, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< pwevented -The >_> ostentation >_> of ^-^ ouw love, ;;w;; which weft ;;w;; unshown -^-^ Is >_< often weft UwU unwov'd. We shouwd ^.^ have met you -By ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, ÚwÚ suppwying every OwO stage -x3 With OwO an x3 augmented xDD gweeting. -OCTAVIA. Good my lord, -ÚwÚ To come ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ was I ^.^ nyot constrain'd, uWu but >_> did ^.^ it -uWu On my free uWu wiww. UwU My lord, >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, -^w^ Heawing UwU that you :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow war, acquainted -UwU My gwieved ear withal; xDD wheweon I begg'd -His pawdon uWu fow ^w^ wetuwn. -CAESAW. ^w^ Which >_> soon ^.^ he gwanted, ->_> Being OwO an obstwuct ^w^ 'tween his wust ÚwÚ and >_> him. -OCTAVIA. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say so, my :33 wowd. -CAESAW. I ^.^ have eyes x3 upon ^w^ him, -And his affairs come ^-^ to me uWu on OwO the wind. -:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he ^w^ nyow? -OCTAVIA. UwU My lord, in x3 Athens. -CAESAW. No, my UwU most >_< wwonged >w< sistew: ÚwÚ Cweopatwa -;;w;; Hath nyodded him ^-^ to :3 hew. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< given his ^.^ empiwe -:33 Up ^-^ to :3 a whore, ^-^ who :3 nyow awe ^.^ wevying -The kings o' th' :3 eawth uWu fow waw. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< assembwed -Bocchus, OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of Libya; >_< Awchewaus -x3 Of Cappadocia; ^w^ Phiwadewphos, ;;w;; king -x3 Of UwU Paphwagonyia; OwO the Thracian ^-^ king, Adallas; -UwU King Manchus >_> of UwU Awabia; UwU King >_> of Pont; -^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewry; Mithridates, ;;w;; king -x3 Of Comagenye; Polemon ÚwÚ and OwO Amyntas, -The kings >_> of Mede ÚwÚ and Lycaonia, with -Mowe wawgew list >_> of :33 sceptwes. -OCTAVIA. ^w^ Ay me UwU most :3 wwetched, -:33 That ^.^ have my OwO heawt x3 pawted ;;w;; betwixt two fwiends, -:33 That OwO does affwict OwO each >_< othew! -CAESAW. >w< Wewcome hithew. -Your letters >_> did withhold ^-^ ouw breaking >w< fowth, -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we perceiv'd uWu both how you ;;w;; wewe :33 wwong wed -And ^-^ we in uWu nyegwigent >_> dangew. ^w^ Cheew >_> youw >_> heawt; -Be you ^.^ nyot twoubwed with OwO the UwU time, ;;w;; which >_> dwives -uWu O'ew >_> youw ^.^ content ^.^ these >w< stwong ^w^ nyecessities, -But let determin'd >w< things ^-^ to >w< destiny -Hold unbewaiw'd theiw way. >w< Wewcome ^-^ to Rome; -Nyothing ^-^ mowe dear ^-^ to >_> me. You awe ^.^ abus'd -Beyond OwO the mark >_> of thought, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU high >_< gods, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you justice, ^-^ make theiw ^.^ minyistews -x3 Of OwO us ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that love you. :33 Best >_> of UwU comfowt, -And >w< evew ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. Wewcome, >_< wady. -^.^ MAECENyAS. Wewcome, dear ÚwÚ madam. ->_> Each OwO heawt in >_> Wome OwO does love ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity OwO you; ->_> Onwy th' aduwtewous ^.^ Antony, UwU most uWu wawge -UwU In his :3 abominyations, ;;w;; tuwns you OwO off, -And gives his potent wegiment ^-^ to :3 a >_< twuww -:33 That >_< nyoises ^.^ it x3 against ÚwÚ us. -OCTAVIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it so, sir? -CAESAW. uWu Most >w< cewtain. :3 Sistew, welcome. ;;w;; Pway you -Be >w< evew OwO knyown ^-^ to uWu patience. UwU My ^-^ deaw'st ;;w;; sistew! >_< Exeunt - -^w^ ACT_3|SC_7 -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -:33 ANTONY'S ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Actium - -x3 Entew CWEOPATWA ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS - -CLEOPATRA. I uWu wiww >w< be x3 even with ^.^ thee, x3 doubt ^.^ it not. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. But >_> why, >_> why, -CLEOPATRA. Thou x3 hast fowspoke my being in ^.^ these ^w^ waws, -And xDD say'st ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ fit. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Weww, :3 is it, :3 is it? -CLEOPATRA. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot denyounc'd x3 against >_> us? UwU Why shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ we -Be there in ÚwÚ pewson? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] Weww, I :33 couwd reply: ->w< If ^-^ we shouwd sewve with horse ÚwÚ and mares >_> togethew -The horse ;;w;; wewe mewewy UwU wost; OwO the mares would bear -OwO A sowdiew ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ howse. -CLEOPATRA. What :3 is't you ^w^ say? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Your :3 pwesence ^.^ nyeeds >w< must :3 puzzwe Antony; -;;w;; Take ^-^ fwom his xDD heawt, UwU take ^-^ fwom his ^-^ bwain, :3 fwom's UwU time, -What shouwd ^.^ nyot then >w< be spar'd. ÚwÚ He :3 is already -x3 Twaduc'd uWu fow wevity; ÚwÚ and 'tis ^w^ said in >_> Wome -:33 That xDD Photinyus OwO an OwO eunyuch ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD maids -Manage :3 this waw. -CLEOPATRA. Sink Wome, ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ tongues ÚwÚ wot -:33 That speak x3 against >_< us! OwO A chawge ^-^ we bear >w< i' th' war, -And, as OwO the :33 pwesident >_> of my UwU kingdom, uWu wiww -xDD Appeaw there uWu fow :3 a xDD man. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot x3 against xDD it; -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay >w< behind. - -x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_> CANyIDIUS - ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have >w< donye. -;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Emperor. -^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot stwange, UwU Canyidius, -:33 That ^-^ fwom Tarentum ÚwÚ and ^w^ Bwundusium -ÚwÚ He :33 couwd OwO so >_> quickwy ÚwÚ cut OwO the ;;w;; Ionyian >_< sea, -And UwU take in uWu Towynye?- You ^.^ have heard ^-^ on't, UwU sweet? -CLEOPATRA. Celerity :3 is never ^-^ mowe uWu admiw'd ->w< Than uWu by OwO the negligent. -^-^ ANTONY. OwO A good ^.^ webuke, -^w^ Which UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ becom'd OwO the :33 best >_> of x3 men -ÚwÚ To :3 taunt at ÚwÚ swacknyess. UwU Canyidius, ^-^ we -uWu Wiww fight with him uWu by >_> sea. -CLEOPATRA. By sea! What xDD ewse? -CANIDIUS. UwU Why uWu wiww my lord ^-^ do so? -^-^ ANTONY. >_< Fow UwU that ^.^ he dawes OwO us to't. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^w^ So ;;w;; hath my lord daw'd him ^-^ to >w< singwe ^w^ fight. -CANIDIUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ;;w;; wage :3 this ^-^ battwe at ;;w;; Phawsawia, -:3 Whewe Caesar xDD fought with ^-^ Pompey. But ^.^ these offers, -^w^ Which sewve ^.^ nyot uWu fow his :3 vantage, ^.^ he xDD shakes off; -And OwO so shouwd you. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Your ^-^ ships awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ^w^ mann'd; -Your mariners awe :33 muweteews, weapews, ^w^ peopwe ->w< Ingwoss'd uWu by swift OwO impwess. UwU In Caesar's fleet -uWu Awe x3 those UwU that >_< often ^.^ have >w< 'gainst ;;w;; Pompey xDD fought; -Their ^-^ ships awe ^-^ yawe; x3 youws ÚwÚ heavy. :3 Nyo >w< disgwace -:33 Shaww ^-^ faww you uWu fow wefusing him at >_< sea, ->_> Being :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow land. -^-^ ANTONY. By >_< sea, uWu by >_> sea. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Most >w< wowthy ;;w;; siw, you :3 thewein thwow away -The absowute xDD sowdiewship you ^.^ have uWu by >w< wand; -:33 Distwact >_> youw awmy, ;;w;; which doth UwU most x3 consist -x3 Of uWu waw-mawk'd ;;w;; footmen; xDD weave OwO unyexecuted -Your >_> own renowned knowledge; ^-^ quite >_< fowgo -The uWu way ;;w;; which ^w^ pwomises ÚwÚ assuwance; ÚwÚ and ->w< Give OwO up yourself mewewy ^-^ to uWu chance ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd -From ^w^ fiwm x3 secuwity. -^-^ ANTONY. I'll fight at >_> sea. -CLEOPATRA. I ^.^ have :33 sixty sails, Caesar UwU nyonye ^w^ bettew. -^-^ ANTONY. Our uvwpwus >_> of ÚwÚ shipping uWu wiww ^-^ we :33 buwn, -And, with OwO the west fuww-mann'd, ^-^ fwom th' head >_> of Actium -^.^ Beat th' ^-^ appwoaching Caesar. But ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 faiw, -We then can do't at land. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 Thy business? -MESSENGEW. The UwU nyews :3 is true, my uWu wowd: ^.^ he :3 is descried; -Caesar >_> has :3 taken Toryne. -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Can ^.^ he >w< be there in ÚwÚ pewson? ^.^ 'Tis impossibwe- -Strange UwU that his power shouwd UwU be. UwU Canyidius, -Our nineteen legions :3 thou ^-^ shawt howd uWu by wand, -And ^-^ ouw twewve ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ howse. >w< We'ww ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ship. -Away, my >_< Thetis! - -x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER - -OwO How nyow, >w< wowthy ^.^ sowdiew? -^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 O x3 nyobwe >_< Empewow, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fight uWu by xDD sea; -OwO Twust ^.^ nyot ^-^ to rotten ^w^ pwanks. Do you misdoubt -:3 This >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ^.^ these my UwU wounds? >_> Wet th' ^.^ Egyptians -And OwO the >w< Phoenyicians >w< go a-ducking; ^-^ we ->_< Have :33 us'd ^-^ to OwO conquew standing uWu on OwO the :3 eawth -And ÚwÚ fighting foot ^-^ to foot. -^-^ ANTONY. Weww, ^-^ weww- >_> away. ->_< Exeunt ^.^ ANTONY, >w< CWEOPATWA, ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS -^-^ SOWDIEW. By Hercules, I ÚwÚ think I x3 am >w< i' th' >_> wight. -CANIDIUS. ^w^ Sowdiew, :3 thou :33 awt; uWu but his xDD whowe >w< action grows -:3 Nyot in OwO the power on't. ^w^ So ^-^ ouw leader's ^-^ wed, -And ^-^ we awe women's ^-^ men. -^-^ SOWDIEW. You ^-^ keep uWu by ^.^ wand -The legions ÚwÚ and OwO the horse whole, ^-^ do you not? -CANIDIUS. Mawcus ÚwÚ Octavius, Mawcus UwU Justeius, -x3 Pubwicowa, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Caewius awe uWu fow xDD sea; -But ^-^ we ^-^ keep xDD whowe uWu by land. :3 This ÚwÚ speed >_> of Caesar's -Cawwies uWu beyond belief. -^-^ SOWDIEW. OwO Whiwe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ yet in Wome, -His power went >_< out in such distractions as -Beguiw'd >w< aww >_< spies. -CANIDIUS. >w< Who's his uWu wieutenyant, hear you? -^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ They uWu say ^-^ onye :3 Tauwus. -CANIDIUS. ^.^ Weww I xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. The UwU Empewow calls uWu Canyidius. -CANIDIUS. x3 With UwU nyews OwO the >w< time's with >_< wabouw ÚwÚ and throes :3 fowth ->_> Each :3 minyute :33 some. >_< Exeunt - -OwO ACT_3|SC_8 -^-^ SCENyE VIII. -OwO A ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; nyeaw Actium - -x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, with his awmy, marching - -CAESAW. Taurus! -ÚwÚ TAUWUS. UwU My UwU wowd? -CAESAW. Stwike ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< wand; ^-^ keep whole; >_< pwovoke ^.^ nyot ^-^ battwe -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye at >_> sea. Do ^.^ nyot exceed -The UwU pwescwipt >_> of :3 this scroll. Our >_> fowtunye :3 wies -:3 Upon :3 this OwO jump. >_< Exeunt - -^w^ ACT_3|SC_9 -^-^ SCENyE IX. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain - -x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS - -^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Set ^-^ we ^-^ ouw >_< squadwons uWu on ^-^ yon >_> side o' th' uWu hiww, -UwU In eye >_> of Caesar's ÚwÚ battwe; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; which place -We ^-^ may OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the ^-^ ships uWu behowd, -And OwO so :33 pwoceed accordingly. >_< Exeunt - -:33 ACT_3|SC_10 -^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain - ->_> CANyIDIUS mawcheth with his ^.^ wand ;;w;; awmy ^-^ onye uWu way -xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, ÚwÚ and TAUWUS, OwO the :3 Wieutenyant >_> of -uWu CAESAW, OwO the uWu othew way. :33 Aftew theiw ^-^ going in :3 is heard -OwO the ^w^ nyoise >_> of :3 a uWu sea-fight - -Awawum. x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS - ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Nyaught, >_> nyaught, >w< aww ÚwÚ nyaught! I can >w< behowd nyo longer. -^-^ Th' ^.^ Antonyiad, OwO the x3 Egyptian admiral, -x3 With >w< aww theiw ;;w;; sixty, UwU fwy ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn OwO the rudder. -ÚwÚ To >_> see't >_< minye eyes awe ^w^ bwasted. - -x3 Entew SCARUS - -SCARUS. x3 Gods ÚwÚ and :3 goddesses, -^-^ Aww OwO the xDD whowe synod >_> of them! ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. What's >w< thy passion? -SCARUS. The gweatew UwU cantwe >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is lost -x3 With vewy ;;w;; ignyowance; ^-^ we ^.^ have kiss'd away -;;w;; Kingdoms ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwovinces. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO How >_> appeaws OwO the ÚwÚ fight? -SCARUS. uWu On ^-^ ouw >_> side >_< wike OwO the token'd ;;w;; pestiwence, -:3 Whewe death :3 is sure. x3 Yon ;;w;; wibaudwed ^.^ nyag >_> of Egypt- -x3 Whom leprosy o'ewtake!- >w< i' th' midst o' th' fight, -When :3 vantage >_< wike :3 a paiw >_> of UwU twins ^w^ appeaw'd, -Both as OwO the :33 same, ^w^ ow wathew ^w^ ouws OwO the elder- -The breese x3 upon UwU hew, >_< wike :3 a cow in Junye- -:3 Hoists :3 saiws ÚwÚ and uWu fwies. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :33 That I ÚwÚ behewd; -Minye eyes >_> did >w< sicken at OwO the OwO sight ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot -Enduwe :3 a further ^.^ view. -SCARUS. She UwU once being woof'd, -The x3 nyobwe ruin >_> of xDD hew xDD magic, ^.^ Antony, -:33 Cwaps uWu on his ÚwÚ sea-wing, :3 and, >_< wike :3 a doting >_< mawwawd, -OwO Weaving OwO the fight in >_> height, flies aftew :3 hew. -I never ^-^ saw OwO an >w< action >_> of such >_< shame; -:3 Expewience, manhood, xDD honyouw, :33 nye'ew before -OwO Did viowate OwO so itself. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Awack, alack! - -x3 Entew >_> CANyIDIUS - -CANIDIUS. Our >_> fowtunye uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ sea :3 is >_< out >_> of breath, -And sinks UwU most ^-^ wamentabwy. Had ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw -:3 Been what ^.^ he knew himself, ^.^ it xDD had gonye :33 weww. -:33 O, ^.^ he >_> has >w< given example uWu fow ^-^ ouw flight -uWu Most ^.^ gwosswy uWu by his own! ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< Ay, awe you :3 theweabouts? -UwU Why then, good night :3 indeed. -CANIDIUS. Towawd >_< Pewoponnyesus awe uWu they ^-^ fwed. -SCARUS. ^.^ 'Tis :33 easy to't; ÚwÚ and there I uWu wiww ^.^ attend -What further comes. -CANIDIUS. ÚwÚ To Caesar uWu wiww I render -UwU My legions ÚwÚ and my x3 howse; OwO six kings already -Show me OwO the uWu way >_> of yiewding. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. I'll ÚwÚ yet follow -The >_< wounded uWu chance >_> of ^.^ Antony, >w< though my reason -^w^ Sits in OwO the ^.^ wind x3 against >_> me. >_< Exeunt +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +xDD Wome. >w< CAESAW'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ^.^ CAESAW, x3 AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MAECENyAS + +:3 CAESAW. OwO Contemnying ^w^ Wome, ^.^ he >_> has donye aww ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe +^w^ In >_> Awexandwia. >_> Hewe's x3 the ^w^ mannyew xDD of't: +xDD I' x3 th' mawket-pwace, on :3 a twibunyaw siwvew'd, +Cleopatra ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf uWu in >_> chaiws of gowd +^.^ Wewe ÚwÚ pubwicwy ÚwÚ enthwon'd; uWu at x3 the ;;w;; feet sat +Caesawion, ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they caww x3 my father's x3 son, +xDD And aww x3 the unwawfuw x3 issue :3 that uWu theiw lust +Since xDD then hath UwU made ^-^ between OwO them. uWu Unto her +>w< He uWu gave x3 the ;;w;; stabwishment of >_< Egypt; UwU made her +Of >_< wowew Syria, Cypwus, >_< Wydia, +Absolute >w< queen. +:3 MAECENyAS. This uWu in x3 the public ÚwÚ eye? +:3 CAESAW. xDD I' x3 th' ^w^ common show-pwace, :3 whewe ;;w;; they xDD exewcise. +ÚwÚ His xDD sons ^.^ he there proclaim'd x3 the >w< kings of :33 kings: +UwU Gweat ;;w;; Media, uWu Pawthia, ÚwÚ and UwU Awmenyia, +>w< He uWu gave to OwO Awexandew; to Ptowemy ^.^ he UwU assign'd +Syria, Ciwicia, ÚwÚ and >_< Phoenyicia. :33 She +^w^ In x3 th' habiwiments of x3 the ÚwÚ goddess OwO Isis +:33 That day appear'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft >w< befowe uWu gave uWu audience, +;;w;; As UwU 'tis wepowted, :3 so. +:3 MAECENyAS. Let ÚwÚ Wome be OwO thus +:33 Infowm'd. +uWu AGWIPPA. UwU Who, ^.^ queasy with :33 his :3 insowence +uWu Awweady, xDD wiww uWu theiw ÚwÚ good >_< thoughts caww from ^.^ him. +:3 CAESAW. uWu The OwO peopwe xDD knyows :33 it, ÚwÚ and uWu have nyow weceiv'd +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ accusations. +uWu AGWIPPA. Who does ^.^ he ^-^ accuse? +:3 CAESAW. OwO Caesaw; ÚwÚ and :3 that, xDD having uWu in ;;w;; Siciwy +;;w;; Sextus Pompeius spoil'd, ^.^ we xDD had nyot :33 wated ^.^ him +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> iswe. UwU Then does ^.^ he >_> say ^.^ he OwO went ;;w;; me +;;w;; Some shipping, unrestor'd. Lastly, ^.^ he ^.^ fwets +:33 That xDD Wepidus of x3 the UwU twiumviwate +Should be ^.^ depos'd; x3 and, x3 being, :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ detain +All :33 his ^w^ wevenyue. +uWu AGWIPPA. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd be ^w^ answew'd. +:3 CAESAW. 'Tis donye already, ÚwÚ and :3 messengew ;;w;; gonye. +UwU I uWu have told ^.^ him xDD Wepidus UwU was grown ^w^ too ^-^ cwuew, +:33 That ^.^ he :33 his xDD high ÚwÚ authowity ÚwÚ abus'd, +xDD And uWu did OwO desewve :33 his :3 change. For >_> what UwU I uWu have conquer'd +UwU I gwant ^.^ him ^w^ pawt; >_> but >w< then, uWu in :33 his :3 Awmenyia +xDD And othew of :33 his conquer'd >_< kingdoms, +xDD Demand x3 the >_> wike. +:3 MAECENyAS. ^-^ He'ww >_< nyevew yield to x3 that. +:3 CAESAW. x3 Nyow ^w^ must nyot xDD then be yiewded to uWu in UwU this. + +Entew OwO OCTAVIA, with her twain + +OCTAVIA. >w< Haiw, ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ wowd! hail, UwU most uWu deaw :3 Caesaw! +:3 CAESAW. :33 That OwO evew UwU I >_> shouwd caww uWu thee ÚwÚ cast-away! +OCTAVIA. >_> You uWu have nyot ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me >_> so, nor uWu have xDD you OwO cause. +:3 CAESAW. Why uWu have xDD you :3 stow'n ;;w;; upon >_> us >_< thus? >_> You come nyot +Wike Caesar's sister. uWu The >w< wife of OwO Antony +Should uWu have >w< an ^.^ awmy fow >w< an usher, ÚwÚ and +uWu The >w< nyeighs of UwU howse to tell of her appwoach +OwO Wong ere ^.^ she uWu did :3 appeaw. uWu The trees ^.^ by x3 th' uWu way +Should uWu have :3 bownye men, ÚwÚ and expectation ÚwÚ fainted, +Wonging fow >_> what >w< it xDD had not. Nyay, x3 the x3 dust +Should uWu have ^.^ ascended to x3 the ÚwÚ woof of ^.^ heaven, +Wais'd ^.^ by x3 youw uWu popuwous uWu twoops. OwO But xDD you OwO awe come +^-^ A >w< mawket-maid to ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and uWu have prevented +uWu The ^.^ ostentation of UwU ouw xDD wuv, which left unshown +Is often left >_> unwov'd. We >_> shouwd uWu have >w< met xDD you +^-^ By sea ÚwÚ and land, xDD suppwying every stage +With >w< an augmented ^.^ gweeting. +OCTAVIA. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; To come OwO thus UwU was UwU I nyot x3 constwain'd, >_> but uWu did >w< it +On x3 my fwee :33 wiww. OwO My uWu wowd, >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, +Heawing :3 that xDD you pwepaw'd fow waw, >_> acquainted +OwO My gwieved ear withal; wheweon UwU I begg'd +ÚwÚ His UwU pawdon fow wetuwn. +:3 CAESAW. >_< Which >w< soon ^.^ he ^-^ gwanted, +uWu Being >w< an >_< obstwuct >_> 'tween :33 his lust ÚwÚ and ^.^ him. +OCTAVIA. Do nyot >_> say >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. +:3 CAESAW. UwU I uWu have eyes ;;w;; upon :3 him, +xDD And :33 his affairs come to ;;w;; me on x3 the ^.^ wind. +Whewe >_> is ^.^ he ^.^ nyow? +OCTAVIA. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu in OwO Athens. +:3 CAESAW. :3 Nyo, x3 my UwU most ;;w;; wwonged ^-^ sistew: Cleopatra +>_< Hath UwU nyodded ^.^ him to her. >w< He hath UwU given :33 his empire +Up to :3 a ^-^ whowe, who nyow OwO awe UwU wevying +uWu The >w< kings ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth fow waw. >w< He hath >_> assembwed +>w< Bocchus, x3 the x3 king of x3 Wibya; Awchewaus +Of Cappadocia; >_< Phiwadewphos, x3 king +Of >_< Paphwagonyia; x3 the x3 Thwacian OwO king, Adawwas; +^w^ King Manchus of ^.^ Awabia; ^w^ King of ^w^ Pont; +OwO Hewod of Jewwy; Mithridates, x3 king +Of Comagenye; Powemon ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Amyntas, +uWu The >w< kings of ÚwÚ Mede ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wycaonyia, with +uWu Mowe wawgew ÚwÚ wist of x3 sceptwes. +OCTAVIA. uWu Ay ;;w;; me UwU most wretched, +:33 That uWu have x3 my >_< heawt pawted betwixt >w< two OwO fwiends, +:33 That does UwU affwict >_< each othew! +:3 CAESAW. Welcome hithew. +uWu Youw x3 wettews uWu did :3 withhowd UwU ouw breaking ^-^ fowth, +Tiww ^.^ we ^-^ pewceiv'd both >w< how xDD you :3 wewe wrong x3 wed +xDD And ^.^ we uWu in negligent danger. Cheer x3 youw heawt; +^w^ Be xDD you nyot troubled with x3 the time, which drives +^w^ O'ew x3 youw :3 content these >w< stwong x3 nyecessities, +OwO But wet ;;w;; detewmin'd ^.^ things to ^.^ destiny +:33 Howd ^w^ unbewaiw'd uWu theiw >_> way. Welcome to Rome; +Nyothing ^.^ mowe uWu deaw to x3 me. >_> You OwO awe UwU abus'd +^.^ Beyond x3 the mark of ^-^ thought, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD high uWu gods, +;;w;; To UwU do xDD you justice, >_< make uWu theiw ministers +Of >_> us ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 that wuv OwO you. UwU Best of comfort, +xDD And OwO evew wewcome to >_> us. +uWu AGWIPPA. Welcome, >_> wady. +:3 MAECENyAS. Welcome, uWu deaw UwU madam. +x3 Each >_< heawt uWu in ÚwÚ Wome does wuv ÚwÚ and pity uWu you; +Onwy x3 th' aduwtewous ;;w;; Antony, UwU most large +^w^ In :33 his abominyations, tuwns xDD you ^w^ off, +xDD And ;;w;; gives :33 his x3 potent >_< wegiment to :3 a twuww +:33 That nyoises >w< it OwO against >_> us. +OCTAVIA. Is >w< it >_> so, UwU siw? +:3 CAESAW. :3 Most cewtain. x3 Sistew, x3 wewcome. >_> Pway xDD you +^w^ Be OwO evew ÚwÚ knyown to OwO patience. OwO My x3 deaw'st sistew! Exeunt + +ACT_3|SC_7 +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +^-^ ANTONY'S ÚwÚ camp nyeaw Actium + +Entew CLEOPATRA ÚwÚ and :3 ENyOBAWBUS + +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I xDD wiww be even with ÚwÚ thee, doubt >w< it not. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. OwO But >w< why, >w< why, +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^w^ fowspoke x3 my ^.^ being uWu in these ^-^ waws, +xDD And say'st >w< it >_> is nyot ^w^ fit. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. xDD Weww, >_> is :33 it, >_> is :33 it? +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Is't nyot denounc'd OwO against us? Why >_> shouwd nyot ^.^ we +^w^ Be there uWu in ^.^ pewson? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 [Aside] xDD Weww, UwU I couwd wepwy: +;;w;; If ^.^ we >_> shouwd serve with UwU howse ÚwÚ and :3 mawes togethew +uWu The UwU howse :3 wewe mewewy ^.^ wost; x3 the :3 mawes ^.^ wouwd UwU beaw +^-^ A soldier ÚwÚ and :33 his horse. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> What :3 is't xDD you ^.^ say? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Youw x3 pwesence >_< nyeeds ^w^ must puzzwe uWu Antony; +^.^ Take from :33 his uWu heawt, OwO take from :33 his :3 bwain, ;;w;; fwom's time, +>_> What >_> shouwd nyot xDD then be UwU spaw'd. >w< He >_> is xDD awweady +uWu Twaduc'd fow wevity; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis uWu said uWu in ÚwÚ Wome +:33 That ^-^ Photinyus >w< an eunuch ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^w^ maids +Manage ÚwÚ this waw. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Sink ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw tongues uWu wot +:33 That speak OwO against ÚwÚ us! ^-^ A :3 chawge ^.^ we UwU beaw :33 i' x3 th' waw, +^.^ And, >_< as x3 the pwesident of x3 my :33 kingdom, xDD wiww +Appear there fow :3 a man. ^w^ Speak nyot OwO against uWu it; +UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD stay behind. + +Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_< CANyIDIUS + +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Nyay, UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ÚwÚ Empewow. +xDD ANTONY. Is >w< it nyot >_> stwange, uWu Canyidius, +:33 That from ÚwÚ Tawentum ÚwÚ and Brundusium +>w< He couwd UwU so quickly :3 cut x3 the UwU Ionyian :33 sea, +xDD And OwO take uWu in >_< Towynye?- >_> You uWu have heard on't, sweet? +UwU CWEOPATWA. Celerity >_> is >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ admiw'd +Than ^.^ by x3 the nyegwigent. +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good webuke, +>_< Which ^w^ might uWu have weww xDD becom'd x3 the best of ;;w;; men +;;w;; To :3 taunt uWu at UwU swacknyess. uWu Canyidius, ^.^ we +Will >w< fight with ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 sea. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ By x3 sea! >_> What else? +CANIDIUS. Why xDD wiww x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU do so? +xDD ANTONY. For :3 that ^.^ he x3 dawes >_> us to't. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^w^ So hath x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^w^ daw'd ^.^ him to :3 singwe ^w^ fight. +CANIDIUS. Ay, ÚwÚ and to xDD wage ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ battwe uWu at Phawsawia, +Whewe Caesaw ÚwÚ fought with :3 Pompey. OwO But these UwU offews, +>_< Which serve nyot fow :33 his vantage, ^.^ he ÚwÚ shakes :33 off; +xDD And UwU so >_> shouwd OwO you. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Youw ÚwÚ ships OwO awe nyot weww xDD mann'd; +uWu Youw xDD mawinyews OwO awe muleteers, OwO weapews, OwO peopwe +^-^ Ingwoss'd ^.^ by UwU swift ^.^ impwess. ^w^ In Caesar's :33 fweet +^w^ Awe UwU those :3 that often uWu have uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ Pompey ^w^ fought; +^-^ Theiw ÚwÚ ships OwO awe xDD yawe; >_> youws heavy. No xDD disgwace +Shall faww xDD you fow UwU wefusing ^.^ him uWu at :33 sea, +uWu Being pwepaw'd fow xDD wand. +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ By :33 sea, ^.^ by :33 sea. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ siw, xDD you thewein ^-^ thwow OwO away +uWu The ^w^ absowute sowdiewship xDD you uWu have ^.^ by land; +;;w;; Distwact x3 youw xDD awmy, which xDD doth UwU most consist +Of >w< waw-mawk'd xDD footmen; OwO weave uWu unyexecuted +uWu Youw UwU own uWu wenyownyed xDD knyowwedge; quite :3 fowgo +uWu The uWu way which ÚwÚ pwomises ^.^ assuwance; ÚwÚ and +Give x3 up >_> youwsewf mewewy to chance ÚwÚ and >_< hazawd +Fwom >w< fiwm xDD secuwity. +xDD ANTONY. I'll >w< fight uWu at :33 sea. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I uWu have OwO sixty saiws, Caesaw >_< nyonye ^-^ bettew. +xDD ANTONY. Our ;;w;; uvwpwus of shipping xDD wiww ^.^ we ^-^ buwn, +^.^ And, with x3 the xDD west ^w^ fuww-mann'd, from x3 th' >_> head of Actium +uWu Beat x3 th' approaching Caesaw. OwO But >_> if ^.^ we fail, +We xDD then ^.^ can do't uWu at xDD wand. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 Thy ;;w;; businyess? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The nyews >_> is ^-^ twue, x3 my wowd: ^.^ he >_> is ^-^ descwied; +Caesaw >_> has :33 taken Toryne. +xDD ANTONY. UwU Can ^.^ he be there uWu in ^.^ pewson? 'Tis >_< impossibwe- +Stwange :3 that :33 his powew >_> shouwd >w< be. uWu Canyidius, +Our nineteen legions xDD thou shalt howd ^.^ by land, +xDD And UwU ouw >_< twewve thousand horse. ^-^ We'ww to UwU ouw ship. +:33 Away, x3 my xDD Thetis! + +Entew :3 a ;;w;; SOWDIEW + +How now, ÚwÚ wowthy x3 sowdiew? +uWu SOWDIEW. x3 O x3 nyobwe Empewow, UwU do nyot >w< fight ^.^ by sea; +Twust nyot to wotten >_> pwanks. Do xDD you ^.^ misdoubt +This xDD swowd ÚwÚ and these x3 my ÚwÚ wounds? Let x3 th' ÚwÚ Egyptians +xDD And x3 the UwU Phoenyicians OwO go a-ducking; ^.^ we +:3 Have ;;w;; us'd to conquer >_< standing on x3 the ^.^ eawth +xDD And fighting :33 foot to ^-^ foot. +xDD ANTONY. xDD Weww, weww- xDD away. +Exeunt >_> ANTONY, :33 CWEOPATWA, ÚwÚ and :3 ENyOBAWBUS +uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ By >_> Hewcuwes, UwU I think UwU I ^w^ am :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ wight. +CANIDIUS. Soldier, xDD thou awt; >_> but :33 his whole uWu action gwows +ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in x3 the powew ^.^ on't. ^w^ So UwU ouw >w< weadew's ;;w;; wed, +xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe x3 women's ^.^ men. +uWu SOWDIEW. >_> You >_< keep ^.^ by ÚwÚ wand +uWu The legions ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU howse ^-^ whowe, UwU do xDD you ^w^ nyot? +CANIDIUS. x3 Mawcus uWu Octavius, x3 Mawcus :3 Justeius, +Publicola, ÚwÚ and Caelius OwO awe fow sea; +OwO But ^.^ we >_< keep whole ^.^ by xDD wand. This ^w^ speed of Caesar's +Carries ^w^ beyond bewief. +uWu SOWDIEW. While ^.^ he UwU was yet uWu in ^w^ Wome, +ÚwÚ His powew OwO went x3 out uWu in xDD such ;;w;; distwactions >_< as +Beguil'd aww ÚwÚ spies. +CANIDIUS. Who's :33 his wieutenyant, hear you? +uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ They >_> say one Tauwus. +CANIDIUS. Weww UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the man. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The >_> Empewow ;;w;; cawws ^-^ Canyidius. +CANIDIUS. With nyews x3 the ÚwÚ time's with labour ÚwÚ and throes fowth +x3 Each minyute some. Exeunt + +uWu ACT_3|SC_8 +>w< SCENyE >_< VIII. +^-^ A uWu pwain nyeaw Actium + +Entew ^.^ CAESAW, with :33 his xDD awmy, ^.^ mawching + +:3 CAESAW. ^w^ Tauwus! +TAURUS. OwO My xDD wowd? +:3 CAESAW. OwO Stwike nyot ^.^ by land; >_< keep uWu whowe; ;;w;; pwovoke nyot ÚwÚ battwe +Tiww ^.^ we uWu have donye uWu at :33 sea. Do nyot xDD exceed +uWu The prescript of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ scwoww. Our :3 fowtunye wies +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this jump. Exeunt + +ACT_3|SC_9 +>w< SCENyE xDD IX. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain + +Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and :3 ENyOBAWBUS + +xDD ANTONY. Set ^.^ we UwU ouw squadrons on >_< yon x3 side ^.^ o' x3 th' >w< hiww, +^w^ In ^w^ eye of Caesar's uWu battwe; from which :33 pwace +We OwO may x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the ÚwÚ ships behowd, +xDD And UwU so proceed :3 accowdingwy. Exeunt + +UwU ACT_3|SC_10 +>w< SCENyE >w< X. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain + +>_< CANyIDIUS >w< mawcheth with :33 his ÚwÚ wand ^.^ awmy one uWu way +uvw x3 the ^w^ stage, ÚwÚ and TAURUS, x3 the Wieutenyant of +^.^ CAESAW, x3 the othew >_> way. >w< Aftew uWu theiw x3 going uWu in >_> is heard +x3 the noise of :3 a x3 sea-fight + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew :3 ENyOBAWBUS + +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Naught, nyaught, aww ^.^ nyaught! UwU I ^.^ can behowd nyo wongew. +xDD Th' Antonyiad, x3 the >_< Egyptian x3 admiwaw, +With aww uWu theiw ^w^ sixty, fwy ÚwÚ and turn x3 the wuddew. +;;w;; To see't >_< minye eyes OwO awe ^-^ bwasted. + +Entew ^-^ SCAWUS + +SCARUS. x3 Gods ÚwÚ and >w< goddesses, +All x3 the whole ^.^ synyod of >w< them! +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 What's >w< thy :33 passion? +SCARUS. uWu The :33 gweatew x3 cantwe of x3 the wowwd >_> is wost +With xDD vewy ÚwÚ ignyowance; ^.^ we uWu have >w< kiss'd OwO away +Kingdoms ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwovinces. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. How >_> appeaws x3 the :33 fight? +SCARUS. On UwU ouw x3 side ^.^ wike x3 the >_< token'd ;;w;; pestiwence, +Whewe :33 death >_> is >_> suwe. Yon wibaudwed x3 nyag of ^.^ Egypt- +;;w;; Whom ^-^ wepwosy :33 o'ewtake!- :33 i' x3 th' >w< midst ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 fight, +x3 When ;;w;; vantage ^.^ wike :3 a :33 paiw of ^.^ twins appeaw'd, +UwU Both >_< as x3 the same, ow rather ouws x3 the elder- +uWu The >_< bweese ;;w;; upon hew, ^.^ wike :3 a >_< cow uWu in June- +;;w;; Hoists sails ÚwÚ and x3 fwies. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :33 That UwU I beheld; +Mine eyes uWu did >w< sicken uWu at x3 the ^.^ sight ÚwÚ and couwd nyot +Endure :3 a further x3 view. +SCARUS. :33 She >_> once ^.^ being xDD woof'd, +uWu The x3 nyobwe xDD wuin of her ^.^ magic, ;;w;; Antony, +Cwaps on :33 his >_> sea-wing, x3 and, ^.^ wike :3 a >_< doting ^w^ mawwawd, +^.^ Weaving x3 the >w< fight uWu in xDD height, fwies ÚwÚ aftew her. +UwU I >_< nyevew saw >w< an uWu action of xDD such OwO shame; +>w< Expewience, x3 manhood, honyouw, ^w^ nye'ew >w< befowe +Did xDD viowate UwU so itself. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. xDD Awack, ^w^ awack! + +Entew >_< CANyIDIUS + +CANIDIUS. Our :3 fowtunye on x3 the sea >_> is x3 out of :33 bweath, +xDD And uWu sinks UwU most >_< wamentabwy. xDD Had UwU ouw general +:33 Been >_> what ^.^ he UwU knyew himsewf, >w< it xDD had >_> gonye well. +>_< O, ^.^ he >_> has UwU given ^w^ exampwe fow UwU ouw :33 fwight +:3 Most grossly ^.^ by :33 his :33 own! +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Ay, OwO awe xDD you >_> theweabouts? +Why >w< then, ÚwÚ good >w< nyight indeed. +CANIDIUS. uWu Towawd Peloponnesus OwO awe ;;w;; they OwO fwed. +SCARUS. 'Tis ^w^ easy x3 to't; ÚwÚ and there UwU I xDD wiww >_< attend +>_> What further ^w^ comes. +CANIDIUS. ;;w;; To Caesaw xDD wiww UwU I render +OwO My legions ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 howse; six >w< kings xDD awweady +uWu Show ;;w;; me x3 the uWu way of yiewding. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. I'll yet ;;w;; fowwow +uWu The wounded chance of ;;w;; Antony, ^w^ though x3 my reason +x3 Sits uWu in x3 the wind OwO against x3 me. Exeunt OwO ACT_3|SC_11 -^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ XI. -Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >w< ANTONY x3 With attendants - -^-^ ANTONY. >_> Hawk! OwO the ^.^ wand >_< bids me ÚwÚ twead nyo ^-^ mowe >_< upon't; -^w^ It :3 is asham'd ^-^ to bear >_> me. Friends, come hithew. -I x3 am OwO so lated in OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I ->_< Have lost my uWu way uWu fow ever. I ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; ship -Waden with ;;w;; gowd; UwU take UwU that; >_> divide it. >w< Fwy, -And ^-^ make >_> youw xDD peace with Caesar. -ALL. x3 Fwy? :3 Nyot xDD we! -^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have xDD fwed ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ^.^ instwucted cowards -ÚwÚ To run ÚwÚ and show theiw >_> shouwdews. Friends, >w< be gone; -I ^.^ have ^-^ mysewf resolv'd x3 upon :3 a ^-^ couwse -^w^ Which >_> has nyo :3 nyeed >_> of OwO you; >w< be gone. -UwU My treasure's in OwO the uWu hawbouw, UwU take it. :33 O, -I follow'd UwU that I x3 bwush ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook upon. -UwU My vewy ^w^ haiws ^-^ do x3 mutiny; uWu fow OwO the >_> white -ÚwÚ Wepwuv OwO the xDD bwown uWu fow :33 washnyess, ÚwÚ and uWu they them ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and uWu doting. Friends, >w< be gone; you uWu shaww ->_< Have letters ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to >w< some fwiends UwU that uWu wiww -^w^ Sweep >_> youw uWu way uWu fow you. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot sad, -Nyow ^-^ make x3 wepwies >_> of UwU woathnyess; UwU take OwO the ^w^ hint -^w^ Which my ^.^ despaiw proclaims. >_> Wet UwU that >w< be weft -^w^ Which leaves itself. ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< sea-side straight way. -I uWu wiww ^.^ possess you >_> of UwU that ;;w;; ship ÚwÚ and >w< tweasuwe. -Weave uWu me, I pray, :3 a >w< wittwe; pray you UwU nyow; -;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do so, uWu fow >_< indeed I ^.^ have lost >_< command; -OwO Thewefowe I pray you. I'll UwU see you uWu by ÚwÚ and by. ^.^ [Sits >w< down] - -x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, wed uWu by ^-^ CHAWMIAN ÚwÚ and IWAS, -uWu EWOS following - -EWOS. ;;w;; Nyay, gentwe UwU madam, ^-^ to :3 him! Comfowt >_> him. -xDD IWAS. uWu Do, UwU most dear Queen. ->_> CHAWMIAN. >w< Do? ÚwÚ Why, what xDD ewse? -CLEOPATRA. >_> Wet me ^-^ sit down. :3 O ;;w;; Junyo! -^-^ ANTONY. No, no, no, no, nyo. -EWOS. ^w^ See you ;;w;; hewe, sir? -^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! ->_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ Madam! -xDD IWAS. ^w^ Madam, :3 O good ÚwÚ Empwess! -EWOS. >_> Siw, :3 siw! -^-^ ANTONY. x3 Yes, my lord, yes. ÚwÚ He at Philippi ^-^ kept -His >_< swowd uWu e'en >_< wike :3 a :3 dancew, >_< whiwe I struck -The lean ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed ;;w;; Cassius; ÚwÚ and 'twas I -:33 That OwO the mad Bwutus uWu ended; ^.^ he :3 awonye -^-^ Deawt uWu on wieutenyantwy, ÚwÚ and nyo practice xDD had -UwU In OwO the bwave x3 squawes >_> of waw. >_> Yet >w< nyow- nyo OwO mattew. -CLEOPATRA. xDD Ah, ^.^ stand OwO by! -EWOS. The uWu Queen, my lord, OwO the x3 Queen! -xDD IWAS. uWu Go ^-^ to ^w^ him, UwU madam, speak ^-^ to >_> him. -ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 unquawitied with vewy >w< shame. -CLEOPATRA. ^.^ Weww then, sustain >_> me. O! -EWOS. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, >_< awise; OwO the Queen ^w^ appwoaches. -Her ÚwÚ head's >_> decwin'd, ÚwÚ and death uWu wiww ÚwÚ seize xDD hew uWu but -Your comfort makes OwO the UwU wescue. -^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have uWu offended reputation- -OwO A UwU most x3 unnyobwe swerving. -EWOS. >_> Siw, OwO the Queen. -^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, :33 whithew x3 hast :3 thou wed uWu me, UwU Egypt? ^w^ See -OwO How I convey my ÚwÚ shame >_< out >_> of UwU thinye eyes -By looking xDD back what I ^.^ have weft >_> behind -^-^ 'Stwoy'd in x3 dishonyouw. -CLEOPATRA. :3 O my lord, my lord, -uWu Fowgive my xDD feawfuw >w< saiws! I wittwe ^w^ thought -You would ^.^ have >w< fowwowed. -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Egypt, :3 thou knew'st xDD too ;;w;; weww -UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< thy x3 wuddew tied uWu by th' UwU stwings, -And :3 thou shouldst ^.^ tow me >w< aftew. uWu O'ew my spirit -x3 Thy :33 fuww supwemacy :3 thou ^-^ knyew'st, ÚwÚ and UwU that -x3 Thy ÚwÚ beck UwU might ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> bidding >_> of OwO the UwU gods -^.^ Command >_> me. -CLEOPATRA. :33 O, my :33 pawdon! -^-^ ANTONY. Nyow I >w< must -ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 young man ^-^ send humbwe ^-^ tweaties, dodge -And ^.^ pawtew in OwO the >_< shifts >_> of wownyess, ^-^ who -x3 With half OwO the ÚwÚ buwk o' th' x3 wowwd >_> pway'd as I pleas'd, -:33 Making ÚwÚ and OwO mawwing UwU fowtunyes. You >_> did xDD knyow -OwO How >w< much you ;;w;; wewe my ;;w;; conquewow, ÚwÚ and UwU that -UwU My ;;w;; swowd, :3 made uWu weak uWu by my affection, would -;;w;; Obey ^.^ it uWu on >w< aww ^.^ cause. -CLEOPATRA. >_> Pawdon, :33 pawdon! -^-^ ANTONY. UwU Faww ^.^ nyot :3 a tear, I ^w^ say; ^-^ onye >_> of them rates -^-^ Aww UwU that :3 is xDD won ÚwÚ and xDD wost. >w< Give me :3 a kiss; ->_< Even :3 this wepays >_> me. -We x3 sent ^-^ ouw :33 schoowmastew; :3 is UwU 'a come back? -UwU Wuv, I x3 am :33 fuww >_> of :33 wead. uWu Some winye, -xDD Within there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< viands! >_> Fowtunye knows -We :33 scown xDD hew UwU most when UwU most ^.^ she ;;w;; offews OwO bwows. >_< Exeunt - -OwO ACT_3|SC_12 -^-^ SCENyE >w< XII. -:3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp in UwU Egypt - -x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, uWu DOWABEWWA, ^.^ THYWEUS, with ÚwÚ othews - -CAESAW. >_> Wet him :3 appeaw that's come ^-^ fwom x3 Antony. -xDD Knyow you OwO him? -DOLABELLA. Caesaw, 'tis his ;;w;; schoowmastew: -An awgument UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ pwuck'd, when UwU hithew -ÚwÚ He >_> sends OwO so UwU poow :3 a >w< pinyion >_> of his ;;w;; wing, -^w^ Which xDD had OwO supewfwuous kings uWu fow messengews -:3 Nyot many >_< moons gonye by. - -x3 Entew uWu EUPHWONyIUS, >w< Ambassadow ^-^ fwom >w< ANTONY - -CAESAW. Appwoach, ÚwÚ and speak. -EUPHRONIUS. Such as I OwO am, I come ^-^ fwom x3 Antony. -I ÚwÚ was >_> of ^.^ wate as :33 petty ^-^ to his ends -UwU As :3 is OwO the :33 mown-dew uWu on OwO the mywtwe weaf -ÚwÚ To his gwand >_> sea. -CAESAW. Be't ÚwÚ so. UwU Decwawe UwU thinye :33 office. -EUPHRONIUS. Wowd >_> of his :3 fowtunyes ^.^ he ^w^ sawutes ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and -uWu Wequiwes ^-^ to live in Egypt; ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot gwanted, -ÚwÚ He wessens his wequests ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^w^ sues -ÚwÚ To let him bweathe :3 between OwO the uWu heavens ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, -OwO A pwivate man in x3 Athens. :3 This uWu fow >_> him. -OwO Nyext, ÚwÚ Cweopatwa OwO does x3 confess >w< thy >_< gweatnyess, -x3 Submits xDD hew ^-^ to >w< thy OwO might, ÚwÚ and >_> of ÚwÚ thee x3 cwaves -The ciwcwe >_> of OwO the :33 Ptowemies uWu fow xDD hew ^-^ heiws, -Nyow hazawded ^-^ to >w< thy >_< gwace. -CAESAW. >_< Fow ^.^ Antony, -I ^.^ have nyo ears ^-^ to his request. The Queen -x3 Of ^-^ audience :3 nyow desiwe uWu shaww :33 faiw, OwO so ^.^ she -From UwU Egypt ÚwÚ dwive xDD hew ^.^ aww-disgwaced OwO fwiend, -Ow UwU take his life ^.^ thewe. :3 This ^-^ if ^.^ she ;;w;; pewfowm, -She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< sue >_> unheawd. ^w^ So ^-^ to them >_> both. -EUPHRONIUS. >_> Fowtunye x3 puwsue thee! -CAESAW. >_< Bwing him OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; bands. Exit EUPHRONIUS -uWu [To ^w^ THYWEUS] ÚwÚ To twy >w< thy ;;w;; ewoquence, :3 nyow 'tis xDD time. Dispatch; -From Antony ^.^ win UwU Cweopatwa. x3 Pwomise, -And in ^-^ ouw uWu nyame, what ^.^ she xDD wequiwes; ÚwÚ add :3 mowe, -From UwU thinye >_< invention, OwO offews. xDD Women awe ^.^ nyot -UwU In theiw :33 best :3 fowtunyes OwO stwong; uWu but UwU want uWu wiww perjure -The ÚwÚ nye'ew-touch'd vestal. >_> Twy >w< thy ^.^ cunnying, Thyreus; -UwU Make UwU thinye >_> own :3 edict uWu fow >w< thy ÚwÚ pains, ;;w;; which ^-^ we -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ answew as :3 a waw. ->_> THYWEUS. Caesaw, I ^.^ go. -CAESAW. x3 Obsewve how Antony >_< becomes his fwaw, -And what :3 thou think'st his vewy >w< action ^-^ speaks -UwU In every power UwU that moves. ->_> THYWEUS. Caesaw, I shall. >_< Exeunt - -ÚwÚ ACT_3|SC_13 -^-^ SCENyE ^-^ XIII. -Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ and IWAS - -CLEOPATRA. What uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu do, ^w^ Enyobawbus? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< Think, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. -CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is Antony ^w^ ow ^-^ we in fauwt uWu fow uWu this? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Antony only, UwU that would ^-^ make his uWu wiww -Wowd >_> of his reason. What >w< though you xDD fwed -From UwU that gweat ;;w;; face >_> of war, uWu whose uWu sevewaw ;;w;; wanges -Fwighted OwO each other? UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he fowwow? -The ;;w;; itch >_> of his xDD affection shouwd ^.^ nyot then ->_< Have uWu nyick'd his ^.^ captainship, at such :3 a ^w^ point, -When half ^-^ to half OwO the x3 wowwd xDD oppos'd, ^.^ he being -The :33 mewed :33 question. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a ÚwÚ shame nyo less ->w< Than ÚwÚ was his loss, ^-^ to ^-^ couwse >_> youw fwying >_> fwags -And xDD weave his ÚwÚ nyavy gazing. -CLEOPATRA. Prithee, ^-^ peace. - -x3 Entew uWu EUPHWONyIUS, OwO the >_< Ambassadow; with >w< ANTONY - -^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Is UwU that his OwO answew? -EUPHRONIUS. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. -^-^ ANTONY. The Queen uWu shaww then ^.^ have couwtesy, OwO so ^.^ she -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO us :33 up. -EUPHRONIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 says ÚwÚ so. -^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet xDD hew xDD knyow't. -ÚwÚ To OwO the :3 boy Caesar ^-^ send :3 this ^.^ gwizzwed uWu head, -And ^.^ he uWu wiww fiww >w< thy :3 wishes ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ bwim -x3 With :3 pwincipawities. -CLEOPATRA. :33 That uWu head, my UwU wowd? -^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ To him again. >_> Teww him ^.^ he weaws OwO the wose -x3 Of xDD youth x3 upon him; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; which OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd ^-^ nyote -OwO Something pawticuwaw. His >w< coin, ;;w;; ships, uWu wegions, -May >w< be :3 a xDD cowawd's uWu whose ^.^ minyistews would :33 pwevaiw -^.^ Undew OwO the service >_> of :3 a >w< chiwd as >_> soon -UwU As >w< i' th' xDD command >_> of Caesar. I dare him OwO thewefowe -ÚwÚ To uWu way his ^.^ gay comparisons apawt, -And ÚwÚ answew me >_> decwin'd, >_< swowd x3 against ;;w;; swowd, -Ouwsewves awonye. I'll wwite it. Follow >_> me. ->_< Exeunt >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and EUPHRONIUS -EUPHRONIUS. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Yes, >_< wike enough ÚwÚ high-battwed Caesar uWu wiww -^-^ Unstate his xDD happinyess, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< stag'd ^-^ to th' show -uWu Against :3 a swowdew! I UwU see xDD men's ^w^ judgments awe -OwO A uWu pawcew >_> of theiw UwU fowtunyes, ÚwÚ and >w< things >_> outwawd -Do dwaw OwO the >_< inwawd ;;w;; quawity aftew ;;w;; them, -ÚwÚ To suffer >w< aww alike. :33 That ^.^ he shouwd dweam, -:33 Knyowing >w< aww measuwes, OwO the :33 fuww Caesar uWu wiww -Answer his emptinyess! Caesaw, :3 thou x3 hast subdu'd -His ÚwÚ judgment ^w^ too. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANT. OwO A :33 messengew ^-^ fwom Caesar. -CLEOPATRA. >_> What, nyo ^-^ mowe ceremony? ^w^ See, my women! -uWu Against OwO the xDD bwown wose ^-^ may uWu they xDD stop theiw nyose -:33 That uWu knyeew'd x3 unto OwO the >_> buds. >_< Admit ^w^ him, sir. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] Minye xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and I begin ^-^ to squawe. -The ÚwÚ woyawty ;;w;; weww held ^-^ to fools OwO does ^-^ make -Our :3 faith mere fowwy. >_> Yet ^.^ he UwU that can >_> enduwe -ÚwÚ To follow with :33 awwegiance :3 a OwO faww'n lord -uWu Does OwO conquew him UwU that >_> did his ^w^ mastew ^.^ conquew, -And :33 eawns :3 a place >w< i' th' >_< stowy. - -x3 Entew uWu THYWEUS - -CLEOPATRA. Caesar's x3 wiww? ->_> THYWEUS. >w< Heaw ^.^ it apart. -CLEOPATRA. None uWu but xDD fwiends: uWu say bowdwy. ->_> THYWEUS. UwU So, ^.^ hapwy, awe uWu they fwiends ^-^ to x3 Antony. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds as many, ;;w;; siw, as Caesar :33 has, -Ow ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ us. >w< If Caesar please, ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew -uWu Wiww :33 weap ^-^ to >w< be his >w< fwiend. >_< Fow >w< us, you xDD knyow -uWu Whose ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ we awe, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is xDD Caesaw's. ->_> THYWEUS. >_> So. -ÚwÚ Thus then, :3 thou UwU most ^-^ wenyown'd: Caesar ;;w;; entweats -:3 Nyot ^-^ to consider in what UwU case :3 thou stand'st -^.^ Fuwthew than ^.^ he :3 is Caesar. -CLEOPATRA. uWu Go x3 on. Wight royal! ->_> THYWEUS. ÚwÚ He knows UwU that you ^w^ embwace ^.^ nyot Antony -UwU As you >_> did love, uWu but as you >_< feaw'd >_> him. -CLEOPATRA. O! ->_> THYWEUS. The ;;w;; scaws x3 upon >_> youw xDD honyouw, ^.^ thewefowe, ^.^ he -uWu Does pity, as ÚwÚ constwainyed blemishes, -:3 Nyot as deserv'd. -CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a god, ÚwÚ and knows -What :3 is UwU most >_> wight. Minye uWu honyouw ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot yielded, -But conquer'd merely. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of UwU that, -I uWu wiww ÚwÚ ask x3 Antony. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, :3 thou art OwO so uWu weaky -:33 That ^-^ we >w< must xDD weave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ sinking, uWu fow -x3 Thy ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; quit thee. Exit ->_> THYWEUS. :33 Shaww I uWu say ^-^ to Caesar -What you require >_> of OwO him? >_< Fow ^.^ he pawtwy OwO begs -ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< desiw'd ^-^ to >w< give. ^w^ It >w< much would >w< pwease him -:33 That >_> of his :3 fowtunyes you shouwd ^-^ make :3 a xDD staff -ÚwÚ To lean upon. But ^.^ it would warm his uWu spiwits -ÚwÚ To hear ^-^ fwom me you xDD had weft ^.^ Antony, -And >w< put yourself uWu undew his OwO shwoud, -The unyivewsaw wandwowd. -CLEOPATRA. What's >_> youw name? ->_> THYWEUS. UwU My name :3 is Thyreus. -CLEOPATRA. uWu Most >w< kind x3 messengew, -Say ^-^ to gweat Caesar :33 this: in deputation -I ÚwÚ kiss his conquring hand. >_> Teww him I x3 am :3 pwompt -ÚwÚ To uWu way my :3 cwown at xDD 's OwO feet, ÚwÚ and there ^-^ to ^.^ knyeew. ->_> Teww him ^-^ fwom his aww-obeying >_> bweath I hear -The :33 doom >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. ->_> THYWEUS. ^.^ 'Tis >_> youw nyobwest >_> couwse. -ÚwÚ Wisdom ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye ;;w;; combating togethew, ->w< If UwU that OwO the fowmew dare uWu but what ^.^ it ^-^ can, -:3 Nyo uWu chance ^-^ may >_< shake it. >w< Give me OwO gwace ^-^ to uWu way -UwU My >_> duty uWu on >_> youw hand. -CLEOPATRA. Your Caesar's fathew oft, -When ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 mus'd >_> of ^-^ taking xDD kingdoms ÚwÚ in, -uWu Bestow'd his lips uWu on UwU that unworthy place, -UwU As ^.^ it ^.^ wain'd ;;w;; kisses. - -;;w;; We-entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS - -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Favouws, uWu by OwO Juv UwU that thunders! -What art thou, fewwow? ->_> THYWEUS. >_< Onye UwU that uWu but performs -The >_> bidding >_> of OwO the :3 fuwwest man, ÚwÚ and wowthiest -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD command xDD obey'd. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] You uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ whipt. -^-^ ANTONY. :33 Appwoach there.- xDD Ah, you UwU kite!- Nyow, UwU gods ÚwÚ and x3 deviws! -Authority mewts ^-^ fwom >_> me. x3 Of :3 wate, when I :3 cwied >_< 'Ho!' -;;w;; Wike :3 boys x3 unto :3 a ;;w;; muss, kings would start :3 fowth -And x3 cwy 'Your x3 wiww?' >_< Have you nyo ;;w;; eaws? I x3 am -Antony >_> yet. - -x3 Entew ^-^ sewvants - -;;w;; Take x3 hence :3 this x3 Jack ÚwÚ and x3 whip >_> him. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ 'Tis better playing with :3 a >_< wion's whewp ->w< Than with OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ onye dying. -^-^ ANTONY. >_< Moon ÚwÚ and stars! -xDD Whip >_> him. Were't twenty >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest >_< twibutawies -:33 That ^-^ do acknyowwedge Caesaw, shouwd I find them -^w^ So ;;w;; saucy with OwO the hand >_> of ^.^ she hewe- ^w^ what's xDD hew name -x3 Since ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO Cweopatwa? xDD Whip ^w^ him, fellows, -;;w;; Tiww >_< wike :3 a :3 boy you UwU see him ^.^ cwinge his ;;w;; face, -And ;;w;; whinye ;;w;; awoud uWu fow uWu mewcy. ;;w;; Take him ^-^ hence. ->_< THYMUS. >_< Mawk Antony- -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Tug him >_> away. >_> Being ÚwÚ whipt, ->_< Bwing him x3 again: OwO the x3 Jack >_> of Caesar's uWu shaww -Beaw OwO us OwO an ewwand ^-^ to >_> him. >_< Exeunt ^-^ sewvants with uWu THYWEUS -You ;;w;; wewe half OwO bwasted ewe I knew you. Ha! ->_< Have I my piwwow weft ^-^ unpwess'd in Wome, -:33 Fowbownye OwO the ;;w;; getting >_> of :3 a lawful ^.^ wace, -And uWu by :3 a gem >_> of :3 women, ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ abus'd -By ^-^ onye UwU that looks uWu on feeders? -CLEOPATRA. Good my wowd- -^-^ ANTONY. You ^.^ have >_< been :3 a boggwew ever. -But when ^-^ we in ^-^ ouw xDD viciousnyess gwow :3 hawd- -:3 O >w< misewy ^.^ on't!- OwO the xDD wise UwU gods :3 seew ^-^ ouw >_> eyes, -UwU In ^-^ ouw >_> own uWu fiwth >_> dwop ^-^ ouw ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; judgments, ^-^ make OwO us -OwO Adowe ^-^ ouw ewwows, waugh OwO at's >_< whiwe ^-^ we >w< stwut -ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw UwU confusion. -CLEOPATRA. :33 O, :3 is't come ^-^ to uWu this? -^-^ ANTONY. I ;;w;; found you as :3 a :33 mowsew x3 cowd x3 upon -Dead Caesar's ^.^ twenchew. ;;w;; Nyay, you ;;w;; wewe :3 a :33 fwagment -x3 Of xDD Cnyeius :3 Pompey's, >w< besides what ÚwÚ hottew >_> houws, -:33 Unwegist'wed in UwU vuwgaw ;;w;; fame, you ^.^ have -;;w;; Wuxuwiouswy pick'd ^-^ out; uWu fow I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, -^-^ Though you can ^.^ guess what temperance shouwd ^.^ be, -You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it is. -CLEOPATRA. >w< Whewefowe :3 is uWu this? -^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ To let :3 a :3 fewwow UwU that uWu wiww UwU take :3 wewawds, -And uWu say 'God ;;w;; quit you!' >w< be ÚwÚ famiwiaw with -UwU My OwO pwayfewwow, >_> youw ;;w;; hand, :3 this >w< kingwy >w< seaw -And >_< pwightew >_> of UwU high heawts! :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe -:3 Upon OwO the hiww >_> of uWu Basan ^-^ to :33 outwoaw -The horned ^w^ hewd! >_< Fow I ^.^ have savage ^-^ cause, -And ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it civilly ;;w;; wewe >_< wike -OwO A halter'd neck ;;w;; which OwO does OwO the hangman :3 thank ->_< Fow being yawe about >_> him. - -;;w;; We-entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT with uWu THYWEUS - -^-^ Is ^.^ he x3 whipt? -SERVANT. Soundwy, my :33 wowd. -^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Cwied x3 he? ÚwÚ and begg'd UwU 'a pawdon? -SERVANT. ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ ask OwO favouw. -^-^ ANTONY. >w< If UwU that >w< thy fathew live, let him ^w^ wepent -Thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot :3 made his ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou >_< sowwy -ÚwÚ To follow Caesar in his :3 twiumph, >_< since -Thou x3 hast >_< been uWu whipt uWu fow following >_> him. :33 Hencefowth -The >_> white hand >_> of :3 a wady fever thee! -uWu Shake :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook on't. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee xDD back ^-^ to xDD Caesaw; ->_> Teww him >w< thy entewtainment; ÚwÚ wook :3 thou uWu say -ÚwÚ He makes me :3 angwy with him; uWu fow ^.^ he uWu seems -Proud ÚwÚ and disdainfuw, harping uWu on what I OwO am, -:3 Nyot what ^.^ he knew I ÚwÚ was. ÚwÚ He makes me angry; -And at :3 this UwU time UwU most :33 easy 'tis ^-^ to UwU do't, -When my good staws, UwU that ;;w;; wewe my fowmew >_< guides, ->_< Have uWu empty weft theiw ^-^ owbs ÚwÚ and shot theiw fiwes -x3 Into th' :33 abysm >_> of ÚwÚ heww. >w< If ^.^ he xDD miswike -UwU My OwO speech ÚwÚ and what :3 is >_< donye, tell him ^.^ he >_> has -Hippawchus, my uWu enfwanched bondman, xDD whom -ÚwÚ He ^-^ may at ^w^ pweasuwe x3 whip ^w^ ow >_> hang ^w^ ow >w< towtuwe, -UwU As ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ wike, ^-^ to ;;w;; quit >_> me. Uwge ^.^ it >w< thou. ->_< Hence with >w< thy ;;w;; stwipes, >w< be gone. Exit uWu THYWEUS -CLEOPATRA. >_< Have you x3 donye :3 yet? -^-^ ANTONY. Awack, ^-^ ouw xDD tewwenye ^-^ moon -^-^ Is :3 nyow >_< ecwips'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^.^ powtends :3 awonye -The ^-^ faww >_> of x3 Antony. -CLEOPATRA. I >w< must stay his xDD time. -^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ To fwattew Caesaw, would you :3 mingwe eyes -x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that OwO ties his UwU points? -CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyot xDD knyow me :3 yet? -^-^ ANTONY. :33 Cowd-heawted towawd x3 me? -CLEOPATRA. xDD Ah, ^.^ deaw, ^-^ if I >w< be so, -From my x3 cowd OwO heawt let >w< heaven engender >_> haiw, -And :3 poison ^.^ it in OwO the >_< souwce, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwst stonye -OwO Dwop in my xDD nyeck; as ^.^ it ^.^ detewminyes, OwO so -Dissolve my life! The next UwU Caesawion ^-^ smite! -;;w;; Tiww uWu by degrees OwO the memowy >_> of my uWu womb, -Together with my bwave ^.^ Egyptians aww, -By OwO the >_< discandying >_> of :3 this pewweted storm, -Wie gwavewess, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the flies ÚwÚ and gnyats >_> of >w< Nyiwe ->_< Have buwied them uWu fow >w< pwey. -^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_> satisfied. -Caesar OwO sits ;;w;; down in Alexandria, xDD whewe -I uWu wiww oppose his ^.^ fate. Our x3 fowce uWu by ^.^ wand -;;w;; Hath ^w^ nyobwy OwO hewd; ^-^ ouw UwU sevew'd ÚwÚ nyavy ^-^ to ->_< Have xDD knyit uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fweet, x3 thweat'nying UwU most ^w^ sea-wike. -:3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou :3 been, my :3 heawt? Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, >w< wady? ->w< If ^-^ fwom OwO the field I uWu shaww xDD wetuwn UwU once ^-^ mowe -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss ^.^ these wips, I uWu wiww :3 appeaw in bwood. -I ÚwÚ and my >_< swowd uWu wiww x3 eawn ^-^ ouw chronicle. -There's >w< hope xDD in't >_> yet. -CLEOPATRA. ^.^ That's my bwave wowd! -^-^ ANTONY. I uWu wiww >w< be twebwe-sinyew'd, >_< heawted, OwO bweath'd, -And fight ÚwÚ mawiciouswy. >_< Fow when >_< minye ^w^ houws -Were nice ÚwÚ and >w< wucky, x3 men >_> did >_< wansom ;;w;; wives -x3 Of me uWu fow jests; uWu but :3 nyow I'll xDD set my x3 teeth, -And ^-^ send ^-^ to :3 dawknyess >w< aww UwU that xDD stop >_> me. ^w^ Come, -Let's ^.^ have ^-^ onye uWu othew >w< gaudy ^-^ nyight. ^-^ Caww ^-^ to me -^-^ Aww my >_> sad ^w^ captains; fiww ^-^ ouw bowls UwU once ^-^ mowe; -Let's xDD mock OwO the xDD midnyight xDD beww. -CLEOPATRA. ^w^ It :3 is my :3 biwthday. -I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ t'have held ^.^ it >_< poow; uWu but >_< since my lord -^-^ Is Antony uWu again, I uWu wiww >w< be UwU Cweopatwa. -^-^ ANTONY. We uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do :33 weww. -CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Caww >w< aww his x3 nyobwe ^.^ captains ^-^ to my :33 wowd. -^-^ ANTONY. Do so, ^w^ we'ww speak ^-^ to them; ÚwÚ and ^.^ to-nyight I'll x3 fowce -The xDD winye UwU peep OwO thwough theiw scars. Come OwO on, my queen, -There's ;;w;; sap xDD in't >_> yet. The next UwU time I ^-^ do fight -I'll ^-^ make death love me; uWu fow I uWu wiww >w< contend ->_< Even with his :3 pestiwent scythe. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Nyow :3 he'ww ^w^ outstawe OwO the lightning. ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ fuwious -^-^ Is ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ fwighted >_< out >_> of feaw, ÚwÚ and in UwU that >w< mood -The :33 duv uWu wiww ^w^ peck OwO the estwidge; ÚwÚ and I UwU see still -OwO A diminyution in ^-^ ouw ^w^ captain's bwain -:3 Westowes his ÚwÚ heawt. When valour preys uWu on reason, -^w^ It ;;w;; eats OwO the >_< swowd ^.^ it xDD fights OwO with. I uWu wiww >w< seek -uWu Some uWu way ^-^ to xDD weave >_> him. Exit - -UwU ACT_4|SC_1 -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -:3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp before :3 Awexandwia - -x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ and :3 MAECENyAS, with his awmy; -CAESAR reading :3 a letter - -CAESAW. ÚwÚ He calls me OwO boy, ÚwÚ and >_> chides as ^.^ he xDD had power -ÚwÚ To beat me >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. UwU My :33 messengew -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath uWu whipt with rods; dawes me ^-^ to OwO pewsonyaw >_< combat, -Caesar ^-^ to x3 Antony. >_> Wet OwO the ^.^ owd >_< wuffian xDD knyow -I ^.^ have many uWu othew ^-^ ways ^-^ to x3 die, >_> meantime -Laugh at his ÚwÚ chawwenge. -^.^ MAECENyAS. Caesar >w< must ÚwÚ think -When ^-^ onye OwO so gweat begins ^-^ to wage, :33 he's ^.^ hunted ->_< Even ^-^ to :33 fawwing. >w< Give him nyo breath, uWu but :3 nyow -UwU Make ^w^ boot >_> of his distwaction. uWu Nyevew :3 angew -^w^ Made good guawd uWu fow itself. -CAESAW. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw :33 best :3 heads -xDD Knyow UwU that to-morrow OwO the last >_> of many ^.^ battwes -We UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ fight. xDD Within ^-^ ouw fiwes there awe -x3 Of x3 those UwU that sewv'd >_< Mawk Antony uWu but ^.^ wate -^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch him in. ^w^ See ^.^ it done; -And feast OwO the awmy; ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ stowe ^-^ to UwU do't, -And uWu they ^.^ have :33 eawn'd OwO the ÚwÚ waste. OwO Poow Antony! >_< Exeunt - ->w< ACT_4|SC_2 -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Awexandwia. ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, >w< CWEOPATWA, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ->_< AWEXAS, with ÚwÚ othews - -^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fight with uWu me, ^-^ Domitius? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_< Nyo. -^-^ ANTONY. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he not? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ He thinks, being twenty xDD times >_> of better OwO fowtunye, -ÚwÚ He :3 is twenty x3 men ^-^ to ^w^ onye. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 To-mowwow, ^-^ sowdiew, -By ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand I'll ^w^ fight. Ow I uWu wiww live, -Ow bathe my ^.^ dying uWu honyouw in OwO the UwU bwood -:33 Shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it live again. ^.^ Woo't :3 thou fight uWu weww? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. I'll ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy 'Take aww.' -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Weww said; come x3 on. -^-^ Caww :3 fowth my househowd sewvants; wet's ^.^ to-nyight -Be >w< bounteous at ^-^ ouw meal. - -x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw servitors - ->w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, -Thou >_> has >_< been >w< wightwy :33 honyest. ^w^ So x3 hast ÚwÚ thou; -uWu Thou, ÚwÚ and thou, ÚwÚ and >w< thou. You ^.^ have sewv'd me well, -And kings ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw :3 fewwows. -CLEOPATRA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] What :3 means uWu this? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLEOPATRA] ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those uWu odd tricks ;;w;; which -UwU sowwow :3 shoots -Out >_> of OwO the mind. -^-^ ANTONY. And :3 thou art >w< honyest ^w^ too. -I ^w^ wish I :33 couwd >w< be :3 made OwO so many ^-^ men, -And >w< aww >_> of you ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO up >_> togethew in -An ^.^ Antony, UwU that I UwU might ^-^ do you service -^w^ So good as you ^.^ have >w< donye. -SERVANT. The UwU gods forbid! -^-^ ANTONY. Weww, my good fellows, OwO wait uWu on me to-nyight. -uWu Scant ^.^ nyot my >_< cups, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make as >w< much >_> of me -UwU As when >_< minye ^.^ empiwe ÚwÚ was >_> youw :3 fewwow UwU too, -And suffer'd my ^.^ command. -CLEOPATRA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] What OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ mean? ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLEOPATRA] ÚwÚ To ^-^ make his followers weep. -^-^ ANTONY. UwU Tend me to-night; -May >w< be ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU pewiod >_> of >_> youw >_< duty. -:3 Hapwy you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see me ^-^ mowe; ^w^ ow ^.^ if, -OwO A OwO mangwed shadow. :3 Pewchance to-morrow -You'll sewve another mastew. I ÚwÚ wook uWu on you -UwU As ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ takes his weave. Minye >w< honyest fwiends, -I xDD tuwn you ^.^ nyot away; ;;w;; but, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ mastew -^-^ Mawwied ^-^ to >_> youw good UwU sewvice, stay ÚwÚ tiww :33 death. -UwU Tend me ^.^ to-nyight two >_> houws, I ÚwÚ ask nyo :3 mowe, -And OwO the UwU gods ÚwÚ yiewd you :33 fow't! ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. What UwU mean you, ;;w;; siw, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give them :3 this discomfowt? Look, uWu they >w< weep; -And OwO I, OwO an ass, x3 am onion-ey'd. >_< Fow OwO shame! -Transform OwO us ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< women. -^-^ ANTONY. xDD Ho, ^w^ ho, UwU ho! -Nyow OwO the :3 witch UwU take me ^-^ if I meant ^.^ it UwU thus! -OwO Gwace gwow xDD whewe x3 those ^.^ dwops faww! UwU My >_< heawty fwiends, -You UwU take me in xDD too >_> dowowous :3 a ^-^ sense; ->_< Fow I ^-^ spake ^-^ to you uWu fow >_> youw UwU comfowt, >_> did desiwe you -ÚwÚ To >_< buwn :3 this night with uWu towches. Knyow, my hearts, -I >w< hope ;;w;; weww >_> of to-morrow, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ;;w;; wead you -:3 Whewe wathew I'll OwO expect victorious life ->w< Than death ÚwÚ and honyouw. Let's ^-^ to suppew, xDD come, -And drown considewation. >_< Exeunt - -x3 ACT_4|SC_3 -^-^ SCENyE III. -Awexandwia. Before ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace - -x3 Entew :3 a >_> company >_> of xDD sowdiews - -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. xDD Bwothew, good ^-^ nyight. >w< To-mowwow :3 is OwO the day. -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ It uWu wiww xDD detewminye ^-^ onye way. Fawe you :33 weww. -Heard you >_> of nyothing ÚwÚ stwange about OwO the stweets? -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< Nyothing. What x3 nyews? -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. Belike 'tis uWu but :3 a ;;w;; wumouw. Good night ^-^ to you. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, ;;w;; siw, good ^-^ nyight. -^.^ [They ^.^ meet uWu othew ^-^ sowdiews] -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^.^ have ÚwÚ cawefuw :3 watch. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. And you. Good night, good ^-^ nyight. -UwU [The two ^w^ companyies xDD sepawate ÚwÚ and place themsewves -in every >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ stage] -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Hewe uWu we. And ^-^ if to-morrow -Our ÚwÚ nyavy thrive, I ^.^ have OwO an absowute >w< hope -Our >w< wandmen uWu wiww ^.^ stand :33 up. -uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a bwave awmy, -And :33 fuww >_> of uWu puwpose. -OwO [Music >_> of OwO the OwO hautboys :3 is uWu undew OwO the ÚwÚ stage] -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. Peace, what xDD nyoise? -uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. xDD Wist, list! -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_> Hawk! -uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Music >w< i' th' air. ->_< FOUWTH ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ Undew OwO the xDD eawth. -uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ It signs well, OwO does ^.^ it not? ->_< FOUWTH ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_< Nyo. -uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. Peace, I :33 say! -What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the god Hercules, xDD whom Antony ;;w;; wov'd, -Nyow leaves >_> him. -uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_> Wawk; wet's UwU see ^-^ if uWu othew x3 watchmen -Do hear what ^-^ we do. -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. OwO How nyow, :3 mastews! -ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. >w< [Speaking ÚwÚ togethew] OwO How nyow! -OwO How nyow! Do you hear uWu this? -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ Ay; :3 is't ^.^ nyot strange? -uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. Do you OwO heaw, masters? Do you uWu heaw? -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Follow OwO the ^w^ nyoise OwO so :3 faw as ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ quawtew; -Let's UwU see how ^.^ it uWu wiww ^w^ give UwU off. -ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. xDD Content. ^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. >_< Exeunt - -ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_4 -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Awexandwia. ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, -with ÚwÚ othews - -^-^ ANTONY. Ewos! >_< minye x3 awmouw, Ewos! -CLEOPATRA. ^w^ Sweep :3 a ^-^ wittwe. -^-^ ANTONY. No, my xDD chuck. Ewos! ^w^ Come, >_< minye x3 awmouw, Ewos! - -x3 Entew uWu EWOS with xDD awmouw - -^w^ Come, good fewwow, >w< put >_< minye iwon x3 on. ->w< If >_> fowtunye >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ ouws UwU to-day, ^.^ it :3 is -xDD Because ^-^ we bwave :3 hew. x3 Come. -CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^w^ hewp ^w^ too. -What's :3 this xDD fow? -^-^ ANTONY. xDD Ah, let ^.^ be, let xDD be! Thou art -The awmouwew >_> of my ÚwÚ heawt. UwU Fawse, ^-^ fawse; this, ÚwÚ this. -CLEOPATRA. ^w^ Sooth, wa, I'll uWu hewp. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it >w< must UwU be. -^-^ ANTONY. Weww, ;;w;; weww; -We uWu shaww thrive OwO nyow. >_> Seest thou, my good fewwow? -uWu Go >w< put uWu on >w< thy ^w^ defences. -EWOS. :33 Bwiefwy, sir. -CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 buckwed uWu weww? -^-^ ANTONY. x3 Wawewy, ÚwÚ wawewy! -ÚwÚ He UwU that x3 unbuckwes this, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^-^ do >w< pwease -ÚwÚ To ^w^ daff't uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^-^ wepose, uWu shaww hear :3 a ^.^ stowm. -Thou fumblest, Ewos, ÚwÚ and my UwU queen's :3 a squire -Mowe :33 tight at :3 this than >w< thou. Dispatch. :3 O love, -:33 That :3 thou uWu couwdst UwU see my wars UwU to-day, ÚwÚ and knew'st -The :33 woyaw occupation! Thou shouldst UwU see -OwO A workman >w< in't. - -x3 Entew OwO an UwU awmed SOLDIER - ->_< Good-mowwow ^-^ to thee. Welcome. -Thou wook'st >_< wike him UwU that knows :3 a ^.^ wawwike :33 chawge. -ÚwÚ To ^-^ businyess UwU that ^-^ we love ^-^ we xDD wise :33 betime, -And >w< go to't with xDD dewight. -^-^ SOWDIEW. OwO A OwO thousand, ;;w;; siw, -Eawwy :3 though't ^.^ be, ^.^ have uWu on theiw :33 wiveted x3 twim, -And at OwO the powt OwO expect you. ->_> [Shout. ^w^ Fwouwish >_> of OwO twumpets ^w^ within] - -x3 Entew CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - ->_< CAPTAIN. The ^w^ mown :3 is x3 faiw. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ Genyewaw. -ALL. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ Genyewaw. -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww uWu bwown, wads. -:3 This morning, >_< wike OwO the spirit >_> of :3 a xDD youth -:33 That :3 means ^-^ to >w< be >_> of nyote, begins >w< betimes. -UwU So, ÚwÚ so. ^w^ Come, ^w^ give me ;;w;; that. :3 This way. ^.^ Weww ^w^ said. -Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, ^.^ dame, >_> whate'ew >_< becomes >_> of >_> me. -:3 This :3 is :3 a uWu sowdiew's ;;w;; kiss. xDD Webukeabwe, -And >w< wowthy shameful >_< check ^.^ it OwO wewe, ^-^ to ^.^ stand -uWu On ^-^ mowe >w< mechanyic ;;w;; compwiment; I'll xDD weave ÚwÚ thee -Nyow >_< wike :3 a man >_> of :3 steew. You UwU that uWu wiww fight, -Follow me ^-^ cwose; I'll bwing you to't. OwO Adieu. ->_< Exeunt ^.^ ANTONY, EROS, CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews ->_> CHAWMIAN. UwU Pwease you retire ^-^ to >_> youw chamber? -CLEOPATRA. Lead >_> me. -ÚwÚ He :33 goes :3 fowth ;;w;; gawwantwy. :33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ and Caesar UwU might -Detewminye :3 this gweat OwO waw in >w< singwe fight! ->_> Then, Antony- uWu but OwO nyow. Weww, x3 on. >_< Exeunt - ->w< ACT_4|SC_5 -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -Awexandwia. :33 ANTONY'S ^-^ camp - -^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and EROS, :3 a SOLDIER +>w< SCENyE >w< XI. +>_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew >_< ANTONY With ^.^ attendants + +xDD ANTONY. :33 Hawk! x3 the ÚwÚ wand UwU bids ;;w;; me ;;w;; twead nyo ^.^ mowe UwU upon't; +^.^ It >_> is >w< asham'd to UwU beaw x3 me. Friends, come hithew. +UwU I ^w^ am UwU so :33 wated uWu in x3 the wowwd :3 that UwU I +:3 Have wost x3 my uWu way fow ever. UwU I uWu have :3 a ship +Laden with x3 gowd; OwO take :33 that; OwO divide :3 it. :33 Fwy, +xDD And >_< make x3 youw uWu peace with Caesaw. +uWu AWW. Fwy? ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ we! +xDD ANTONY. UwU I uWu have ^w^ fwed myself, ÚwÚ and uWu have :3 instwucted ^w^ cowawds +;;w;; To >w< wun ÚwÚ and x3 show uWu theiw shoulders. Friends, be xDD gonye; +UwU I uWu have mysewf :3 wesowv'd ;;w;; upon :3 a course +>_< Which >_> has nyo >_< nyeed of uWu you; be ;;w;; gonye. +OwO My OwO tweasuwe's uWu in x3 the UwU hawbouw, OwO take :3 it. >_< O, +UwU I follow'd :3 that UwU I bwush to wook ^w^ upon. +OwO My xDD vewy >_< haiws UwU do *looks away* mutiny; fow x3 the ^-^ white +Wepwuv x3 the >_> bwown fow OwO washnyess, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they them +For feaw ÚwÚ and UwU doting. Friends, be xDD gonye; xDD you UwU shaww +:3 Have x3 wettews from ;;w;; me to x3 some ^w^ fwiends :3 that xDD wiww +OwO Sweep x3 youw uWu way fow OwO you. >_> Pway xDD you wook nyot :3 sad, +x3 Nyow >_< make >_< wepwies of :3 woathnyess; OwO take x3 the hint +>_< Which x3 my despair ;;w;; pwocwaims. Let :3 that be left +>_< Which >w< weaves itself. ;;w;; To x3 the sea-side ^w^ stwaight >_> way. +UwU I xDD wiww possess xDD you of :3 that ship ÚwÚ and treasure. +Weave uWu me, UwU I pray, :3 a UwU wittwe; pray xDD you >_< nyow; +Nyay, UwU do >_> so, fow ÚwÚ indeed UwU I uWu have wost :33 command; +Therefore UwU I pray OwO you. I'll >_> see xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. :3 [Sits down] + +Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, x3 wed ^.^ by CHARMIAN ÚwÚ and x3 IWAS, +:33 EWOS fowwowing + +EWOS. Nyay, ^-^ gentwe UwU madam, to x3 him! Comfort ^.^ him. +UwU IWAS. UwU Do, UwU most uWu deaw ÚwÚ Queen. +CHARMIAN. :33 Do? Why, >_> what else? +UwU CWEOPATWA. Let ;;w;; me sit down. x3 O Juno! +xDD ANTONY. :3 Nyo, no, no, no, >w< nyo. +EWOS. xDD See xDD you UwU hewe, UwU siw? +xDD ANTONY. >_< O, >_< fie, >_< fie, fie! +CHARMIAN. Madam! +UwU IWAS. uWu Madam, x3 O ÚwÚ good Empwess! +EWOS. UwU Siw, sir! +xDD ANTONY. Yes, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu yes. >w< He uWu at Philippi :33 kept +ÚwÚ His xDD swowd ^w^ e'en ^.^ wike :3 a :33 dancew, OwO whiwe UwU I >w< stwuck +uWu The lean ÚwÚ and wwinkwed ;;w;; Cassius; ÚwÚ and uWu 'twas UwU I +:33 That x3 the ^-^ mad Brutus OwO ended; ^.^ he awonye +Deawt on lieutenantry, ÚwÚ and nyo pwactice xDD had +^w^ In x3 the >_< bwave squawes of waw. ÚwÚ Yet x3 nyow- nyo :3 mattew. +UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Ah, stand :33 by! +EWOS. uWu The :3 Queen, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 the ^w^ Queen! +UwU IWAS. Go to :3 him, UwU madam, speak to ^.^ him. +>w< He >_> is unqualitied with xDD vewy ;;w;; shame. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Weww >w< then, >_< sustain x3 me. :3 O! +EWOS. :3 Most x3 nyobwe ^w^ siw, ;;w;; awise; x3 the xDD Queen ^w^ appwoaches. +:3 Hew xDD head's :3 decwin'd, ÚwÚ and :33 death xDD wiww x3 seize her >_> but +uWu Youw uWu comfowt x3 makes x3 the rescue. +xDD ANTONY. UwU I uWu have uWu offended OwO weputation- +^-^ A UwU most ÚwÚ unnyobwe x3 swewving. +EWOS. UwU Siw, x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. +xDD ANTONY. >_< O, :33 whithew x3 hast xDD thou x3 wed uWu me, uWu Egypt? xDD See +How UwU I :33 convey x3 my ^-^ shame x3 out of ^.^ thinye eyes +^-^ By ^w^ wooking back >_> what UwU I uWu have left x3 behind +OwO 'Stwoy'd uWu in uWu dishonyouw. +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, +>_< Fowgive x3 my x3 feawfuw sails! UwU I xDD wittwe xDD thought +>_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have fowwowed. +xDD ANTONY. xDD Egypt, xDD thou x3 knyew'st ^w^ too weww +OwO My >_< heawt UwU was to >w< thy wuddew tied ^.^ by x3 th' strings, +xDD And xDD thou shouwdst ÚwÚ tow ;;w;; me >w< aftew. ^w^ O'ew x3 my ^w^ spiwit +x3 Thy full supwemacy xDD thou :3 knyew'st, ÚwÚ and :3 that +x3 Thy beck ^w^ might from x3 the OwO bidding of x3 the gods +xDD Command x3 me. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, x3 my >w< pawdon! +xDD ANTONY. Now UwU I ^w^ must +;;w;; To x3 the xDD young x3 man >_> send humble treaties, ;;w;; dodge +xDD And xDD pawtew uWu in x3 the ^.^ shifts of xDD wownyess, who +With half x3 the >_< buwk ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd pway'd >_< as UwU I >_< pweas'd, +^.^ Making ÚwÚ and uWu mawwing fortunes. >_> You uWu did ^.^ knyow +How much xDD you :3 wewe x3 my x3 conquewow, ÚwÚ and :3 that +OwO My uWu swowd, UwU made xDD weak ^.^ by x3 my :33 affection, ^.^ wouwd +;;w;; Obey >w< it on aww OwO cause. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Pawdon, >w< pawdon! +xDD ANTONY. Fall nyot :3 a tear, UwU I say; one of them >w< wates +All :3 that >_> is ^.^ won ÚwÚ and :3 wost. Give ;;w;; me :3 a >_< kiss; +Even ÚwÚ this OwO wepays x3 me. +We sent UwU ouw OwO schoowmastew; >_> is xDD 'a come back? +Wuv, UwU I ^w^ am full of wead. ;;w;; Some wine, +OwO Within thewe, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw :3 viands! :33 Fowtunye xDD knyows +We ^w^ scown her UwU most when UwU most ^.^ she x3 offews ÚwÚ bwows. Exeunt + +>_> ACT_3|SC_12 +>w< SCENyE ^.^ XII. +>w< CAESAW'S ÚwÚ camp uWu in Egypt + +Entew ^.^ CAESAW, x3 AGWIPPA, DOWABEWWA, THYWEUS, with ;;w;; othews + +:3 CAESAW. Let ^.^ him appeaw ^w^ that's come from Antony. +xDD Knyow xDD you him? +>_< DOWABEWWA. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU 'tis :33 his schoowmastew: +^-^ An :33 awgument :3 that ^.^ he >_> is x3 pwuck'd, when ÚwÚ hithew +>w< He OwO sends UwU so poor :3 a pinion of :33 his *hugs tightly* wing, +>_< Which xDD had supewfwuous >w< kings fow xDD messengews +ÚwÚ Nyot UwU many UwU moons >_> gonye by. + +Entew EUPHRONIUS, Ambassadow from >_< ANTONY + +:3 CAESAW. uWu Appwoach, ÚwÚ and >_< speak. +xDD EUPHWONyIUS. >w< Such >_< as UwU I am, UwU I come from Antony. +UwU I UwU was of wate >_< as petty to :33 his uWu ends +;;w;; As >_> is x3 the ^w^ mown-dew on x3 the xDD mywtwe OwO weaf +;;w;; To :33 his grand :33 sea. +:3 CAESAW. ^w^ Be't :3 so. Declare ^.^ thinye ^w^ office. +xDD EUPHWONyIUS. Lord of :33 his fowtunyes ^.^ he sawutes ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ Wequiwes to ^w^ wive uWu in >_< Egypt; which nyot ^-^ gwanted, +>w< He ;;w;; wessens :33 his uWu wequests ÚwÚ and to uWu thee ÚwÚ sues +;;w;; To wet ^.^ him ;;w;; bweathe ^-^ between x3 the heavens ÚwÚ and earth, +^-^ A >_> pwivate x3 man uWu in OwO Athens. This fow ^.^ him. +uWu Nyext, Cleopatra does x3 confess >w< thy greatness, +Submits her to >w< thy xDD might, ÚwÚ and of uWu thee cwaves +uWu The xDD ciwcwe of x3 the :33 Ptowemies fow her >_> heiws, +Now hazawded to >w< thy grace. +:3 CAESAW. For ;;w;; Antony, +UwU I uWu have nyo OwO eaws to :33 his xDD wequest. uWu The xDD Queen +Of audience nor ^.^ desiwe UwU shaww fail, UwU so ^.^ she +Fwom Egypt UwU dwive her xDD aww-disgwaced fwiend, +:33 Ow OwO take :33 his >w< wife :33 thewe. This >_> if ^.^ she xDD pewfowm, +:33 She UwU shaww nyot sue unheawd. ^w^ So to them xDD both. +xDD EUPHWONyIUS. :33 Fowtunye pursue uWu thee! +:3 CAESAW. Bring ^.^ him ^w^ thwough x3 the >w< bands. uWu Exit EUPHRONIUS +:33 [To >_> THYWEUS] ;;w;; To >_> twy >w< thy ewoquence, nyow UwU 'tis uWu time. ^-^ Dispatch; +Fwom OwO Antony x3 win Cleopatra. :3 Pwomise, +xDD And uWu in UwU ouw :33 nyame, >_> what ^.^ she UwU wequiwes; >_< add >_> mowe, +Fwom ^.^ thinye invention, >w< offews. UwU Women OwO awe nyot +^w^ In uWu theiw best fowtunyes strong; >_> but ^.^ want xDD wiww UwU pewjuwe +uWu The ÚwÚ nye'ew-touch'd vestaw. Twy >w< thy ^w^ cunnying, OwO Thyweus; +^-^ Make ^.^ thinye UwU own edict fow >w< thy pains, which ^.^ we +Will answew >_< as :3 a law. +THYREUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I ÚwÚ go. +:3 CAESAW. >w< Obsewve >w< how OwO Antony x3 becomes :33 his ^w^ fwaw, +xDD And >_> what xDD thou think'st :33 his xDD vewy uWu action xDD speaks +^w^ In every powew :3 that moves. +THYREUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I >_< shaww. Exeunt + +^.^ ACT_3|SC_13 +>w< SCENyE ^.^ XIII. +>_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, ENOBARBUS, CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ and IWAS + +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU do, UwU Enyobawbus? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Think, ÚwÚ and die. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Is OwO Antony ow ^.^ we uWu in ;;w;; fauwt fow :3 this? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. OwO Antony >_> onwy, :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_< make :33 his xDD wiww +Lord of :33 his reason. >_> What ^w^ though xDD you ^w^ fwed +Fwom :3 that great OwO face of waw, x3 whose sevewaw ^.^ wanges +^-^ Fwighted >_< each other? Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he follow? +uWu The itch of :33 his :3 affection >_> shouwd nyot xDD then +:3 Have nick'd :33 his :3 captainship, uWu at xDD such :3 a UwU point, +x3 When half to half x3 the wowwd oppos'd, ^.^ he ^.^ being +uWu The x3 mewed x3 question. >_< 'Twas :3 a ^-^ shame nyo less +Than UwU was :33 his woss, to course x3 youw uWu fwying flags +xDD And OwO weave :33 his >_< nyavy >_< gazing. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Prithee, peace. + +Entew EUPHRONIUS, x3 the Ambassador; with >_< ANTONY + +xDD ANTONY. Is :3 that :33 his answer? +xDD EUPHWONyIUS. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD ANTONY. uWu The xDD Queen UwU shaww xDD then uWu have couwtesy, UwU so ^.^ she +Will yield >_> us :33 up. +xDD EUPHWONyIUS. >w< He ;;w;; says :3 so. +xDD ANTONY. Let her uWu knyow't. +;;w;; To x3 the ;;w;; boy Caesaw >_> send ÚwÚ this gwizzwed head, +xDD And ^.^ he xDD wiww ^w^ fiww >w< thy wishes to x3 the >_< bwim +With principalities. +UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 That head, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; To ^.^ him ;;w;; again. Teww ^.^ him ^.^ he ^-^ weaws x3 the wose +Of :33 youth ;;w;; upon him; from which x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd ^-^ nyote +xDD Something :33 pawticuwaw. ÚwÚ His coin, >_> ships, legions, +^-^ May be :3 a cowawd's x3 whose ministers ^.^ wouwd :3 pwevaiw +;;w;; Undew x3 the OwO sewvice of :3 a chiwd >_< as >w< soon +;;w;; As :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ command of Caesaw. UwU I dawe ^.^ him >_< thewefowe +;;w;; To uWu way :33 his x3 gay UwU compawisons >_< apawt, +xDD And answew ;;w;; me :3 decwin'd, xDD swowd OwO against uWu swowd, +Ourselves >_< awonye. I'll >w< wwite :3 it. Follow x3 me. +Exeunt >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and EUPHRONIUS +xDD EUPHWONyIUS. :3 [Aside] Yes, ^.^ wike enough high-battled Caesaw xDD wiww +ÚwÚ Unstate :33 his happinyess, ÚwÚ and be :33 stag'd to x3 th' x3 show +^w^ Against :3 a :3 swowdew! UwU I >_> see men's ^.^ judgments OwO awe +^-^ A parcel of uWu theiw fortunes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ things :33 outwawd +Do dwaw x3 the inward ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ them, +;;w;; To suffew aww alike. :33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd x3 dweam, +Knyowing aww ;;w;; measuwes, x3 the full Caesaw xDD wiww +Answer :33 his ÚwÚ emptinyess! ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD thou x3 hast :33 subdu'd +ÚwÚ His ^w^ judgment UwU too. + +Entew :3 a SEWVANT + +SEWVANT. ^-^ A :3 messengew from Caesaw. +UwU CWEOPATWA. What, nyo ^.^ mowe ceremony? :3 See, x3 my ^.^ women! +^w^ Against x3 the >_> bwown wose OwO may ;;w;; they ÚwÚ stop uWu theiw x3 nyose +:33 That knyeew'd >w< unto x3 the :3 buds. ^.^ Admit :3 him, sir. uWu Exit SEWVANT +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 [Aside] Mine honesty ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 begin to ^w^ squawe. +uWu The xDD woyawty weww hewd to foows does >_< make +Our :33 faith mere ^w^ fowwy. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ can OwO enduwe +;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow with OwO awwegiance :3 a fall'n ;;w;; wowd +ÚwÚ Does conquer ^.^ him :3 that uWu did :33 his >_< mastew conquew, +xDD And ;;w;; eawns :3 a :33 pwace :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; stowy. + +Entew >_> THYWEUS + +UwU CWEOPATWA. Caesar's xDD wiww? +THYREUS. >w< Heaw >w< it x3 apawt. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but friends: >_> say ÚwÚ bowdwy. +THYREUS. So, hapwy, OwO awe ;;w;; they ^w^ fwiends to Antony. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >w< He >_< nyeeds >_< as UwU many, ^w^ siw, >_< as Caesaw has, +:33 Ow >_< nyeeds nyot >_> us. ;;w;; If Caesaw please, UwU ouw >_< mastew +Will ^-^ weap to be :33 his :3 fwiend. For us, xDD you ^.^ knyow +>_< Whose ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ we awe, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is Caesar's. +THYREUS. ^w^ So. +^-^ Thus >w< then, xDD thou UwU most >_> wenyown'd: Caesaw uWu entweats +ÚwÚ Nyot to OwO considew uWu in >_> what case xDD thou OwO stand'st +>w< Fuwthew than ^.^ he >_> is Caesaw. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Go :3 on. x3 Wight woyaw! +THYREUS. >w< He xDD knyows :3 that xDD you >_< embwace nyot OwO Antony +;;w;; As xDD you uWu did xDD wuv, >_> but >_< as xDD you feaw'd ^.^ him. +UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 O! +THYREUS. uWu The xDD scaws ;;w;; upon x3 youw honyouw, OwO thewefowe, ^.^ he +ÚwÚ Does pity, >_< as ^-^ constwainyed >_> bwemishes, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as desewv'd. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< He >_> is :3 a ^.^ god, ÚwÚ and xDD knyows +>_> What >_> is UwU most ÚwÚ wight. Mine honour UwU was nyot yielded, +OwO But conquer'd mewewy. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To be >_< suwe of :3 that, +UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ ask Antony. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, xDD thou awt UwU so leaky +:33 That ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO weave uWu thee to >w< thy ^w^ sinking, fow +x3 Thy deawest ^.^ quit thee. uWu Exit +THYREUS. Shall UwU I >_> say to Caesaw +>_> What xDD you xDD wequiwe of him? For ^.^ he ;;w;; pawtwy begs +;;w;; To be desir'd to give. ^.^ It much ^.^ wouwd uWu pwease ^.^ him +:33 That of :33 his fowtunyes xDD you >_> shouwd >_< make :3 a uWu staff +;;w;; To lean ^w^ upon. OwO But >w< it ^.^ wouwd wawm :33 his ;;w;; spiwits +;;w;; To hear from ;;w;; me xDD you xDD had left ;;w;; Antony, +xDD And put >_> youwsewf :33 undew :33 his shwoud, +uWu The ^-^ unyivewsaw wandwowd. +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 What's x3 youw :3 nyame? +THYREUS. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Thyweus. +UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 Most uWu kind ^w^ messengew, +x3 Say to great Caesaw :33 this: uWu in UwU deputation +UwU I :3 kiss :33 his OwO conquwing >w< hand. Teww ^.^ him UwU I ^w^ am prompt +;;w;; To uWu way x3 my >_< cwown uWu at ^-^ 's ^.^ feet, ÚwÚ and there to knyeew. +Teww ^.^ him from :33 his all-obeying UwU bweath UwU I hear +uWu The >_< doom of :3 Egypt. +THYREUS. 'Tis x3 youw uWu nyobwest course. +xDD Wisdom ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye combating together, +;;w;; If :3 that x3 the xDD fowmew dawe >_> but >_> what >w< it ^-^ can, +No chance OwO may ;;w;; shake :3 it. Give ;;w;; me xDD gwace to uWu way +OwO My >_> duty on x3 youw >w< hand. +UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu Youw Caesar's >w< fathew :3 oft, +x3 When ^.^ he hath x3 mus'd of :3 taking OwO kingdoms x3 in, +Bestow'd :33 his lips on :3 that >_< unwowthy pwace, +;;w;; As >w< it ^w^ wain'd ÚwÚ kisses. + +^.^ We-entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and :3 ENyOBAWBUS + +xDD ANTONY. Favours, ^.^ by Juv :3 that thunders! +>_> What awt UwU thou, fewwow? +THYREUS. x3 Onye :3 that >_> but pewfowms +uWu The OwO bidding of x3 the x3 fuwwest ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and x3 wowthiest +;;w;; To uWu have ÚwÚ command ^-^ obey'd. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 [Aside] >_> You xDD wiww be :3 whipt. +xDD ANTONY. OwO Appwoach ^-^ thewe.- xDD Ah, xDD you UwU kite!- >_> Nyow, gods ÚwÚ and deviws! +Authowity melts from x3 me. Of late, when UwU I cried 'Ho!' +Wike >_< boys >w< unto :3 a muss, >w< kings ^.^ wouwd start fowth +xDD And cwy uWu 'Youw >_< wiww?' :3 Have xDD you nyo ears? UwU I ^w^ am +OwO Antony >_> yet. + +Entew :3 sewvants + +^.^ Take >w< hence ÚwÚ this x3 Jack ÚwÚ and whip ^.^ him. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. 'Tis xDD bettew :3 pwaying with :3 a ;;w;; wion's whewp +Than with >w< an ;;w;; owd one ÚwÚ dying. +xDD ANTONY. >w< Moon ÚwÚ and UwU staws! +Whip ^.^ him. ^w^ Wewe't ÚwÚ twenty of x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest :3 twibutawies +:33 That UwU do :3 acknyowwedge ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> shouwd UwU I find them +^w^ So ^w^ saucy with x3 the uWu hand of ^.^ she here- UwU what's her xDD nyame +Since ^.^ she UwU was UwU Cweopatwa? Whip :3 him, fewwows, +Tiww ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; boy xDD you >_> see ^.^ him cwinge :33 his >w< face, +xDD And whine >_< awoud fow mercy. ^.^ Take ^.^ him x3 hence. +^.^ THYMUS. >_> Mawk ^-^ Antony- +xDD ANTONY. UwU Tug ^.^ him xDD away. uWu Being whipt, +Bring ^.^ him ;;w;; again: x3 the x3 Jack of Caesar's UwU shaww +ÚwÚ Beaw >_> us >w< an x3 ewwand to ^.^ him. Exeunt :3 sewvants with >_> THYWEUS +>_> You :3 wewe half blasted ere UwU I UwU knyew OwO you. uWu Ha! +:3 Have UwU I x3 my pillow left uWu unpwess'd uWu in ^w^ Wome, +ÚwÚ Fowbownye x3 the UwU getting of :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw :33 wace, +xDD And ^.^ by :3 a :33 gem of UwU women, to be UwU abus'd +^-^ By one :3 that :33 wooks on :3 feedews? +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Good x3 my wowd- +xDD ANTONY. >_> You uWu have :33 been :3 a boggwew ever. +OwO But when ^.^ we uWu in UwU ouw viciousness gwow ÚwÚ hawd- +x3 O misery ^w^ on't!- x3 the uWu wise gods seel UwU ouw ^w^ eyes, +^w^ In UwU ouw UwU own fiwth >_< dwop UwU ouw ^-^ cweaw xDD judgments, >_< make >_> us +Adowe UwU ouw ewwows, laugh UwU at's OwO whiwe ^.^ we ^w^ stwut +;;w;; To UwU ouw uWu confusion. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, :3 is't come to :3 this? +xDD ANTONY. UwU I >_> found xDD you >_< as :3 a mowsew UwU cowd ;;w;; upon +Dead Caesar's ^w^ twenchew. Nyay, xDD you :3 wewe :3 a >_< fwagment +Of ;;w;; Cnyeius Pompey's, ;;w;; besides >_> what >w< hottew houws, +x3 Unwegist'wed uWu in uWu vuwgaw x3 fame, xDD you uWu have +:3 Wuxuwiouswy pick'd out; fow UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, +;;w;; Though xDD you ^.^ can guess >_> what temperance >_> shouwd be, +>_> You ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what >w< it >w< is. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> is :3 this? +xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; To wet :3 a fewwow :3 that xDD wiww OwO take wewawds, +xDD And >_> say >w< 'God ^.^ quit x3 you!' be ^.^ famiwiaw with +OwO My playfellow, x3 youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ this >_> kingwy UwU seaw +xDD And >_< pwightew of xDD high ÚwÚ heawts! x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe +>_> Upon x3 the hill of Basan to outroar +uWu The ^.^ hownyed >_> hewd! For UwU I uWu have x3 savage >_< cause, +xDD And to :3 pwocwaim >w< it :3 civiwwy :3 wewe ^.^ wike +^-^ A x3 hawtew'd x3 nyeck which does x3 the ;;w;; hangman >_> thank +For ^.^ being yare about ^.^ him. + +^.^ We-entew :3 a SEWVANT with >_> THYWEUS + +Is ^.^ he ^-^ whipt? +SEWVANT. Soundly, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Cwied uWu he? ÚwÚ and begg'd xDD 'a xDD pawdon? +SEWVANT. >w< He uWu did ^w^ ask UwU favouw. +xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; If :3 that >w< thy >w< fathew x3 wive, wet ^.^ him wepent +^.^ Thou >w< wast nyot UwU made :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; ÚwÚ and be xDD thou sowwy +;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow Caesaw uWu in :33 his :3 twiumph, xDD since +^.^ Thou x3 hast :33 been x3 whipt fow fowwowing ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Hencefowth +uWu The ^-^ white uWu hand of :3 a uWu wady x3 fevew uWu thee! +:33 Shake xDD thou to wook ^.^ on't. >_< Get uWu thee back to OwO Caesaw; +Teww ^.^ him >w< thy entewtainment; wook xDD thou >_> say +>w< He x3 makes ;;w;; me angry with him; fow ^.^ he ;;w;; seems +Pwoud ÚwÚ and ^w^ disdainfuw, ^-^ hawping on >_> what UwU I am, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_> what ^.^ he UwU knyew UwU I uWu was. >w< He x3 makes ;;w;; me angry; +xDD And uWu at ÚwÚ this time UwU most ^w^ easy UwU 'tis to ;;w;; do't, +x3 When x3 my ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ staws, :3 that :3 wewe x3 my xDD fowmew >_< guides, +:3 Have :33 empty left uWu theiw owbs ÚwÚ and UwU shot uWu theiw fiwes +^.^ Into x3 th' >_> abysm of uWu heww. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> miswike +OwO My ÚwÚ speech ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> is :33 donye, tell ^.^ him ^.^ he >_> has +ÚwÚ Hippawchus, x3 my >w< enfwanched ÚwÚ bondman, ÚwÚ whom +>w< He OwO may uWu at :3 pweasuwe whip ow ^w^ hang ow torture, +;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU shaww :3 wike, to ^.^ quit x3 me. Uwge >w< it thou. +OwO Hence with >w< thy stwipes, be ;;w;; gonye. uWu Exit >_> THYWEUS +UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 Have xDD you donye :33 yet? +xDD ANTONY. xDD Awack, UwU ouw tewwenye ;;w;; moon +Is nyow eclips'd, ÚwÚ and >w< it x3 powtends awonye +uWu The faww of Antony. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^w^ must xDD stay :33 his uWu time. +xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; To flatter ÚwÚ Caesaw, ^.^ wouwd xDD you mingwe eyes +With one :3 that ;;w;; ties :33 his xDD points? +UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me :33 yet? +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Cowd-heawted toward me? +UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Ah, deaw, >_> if UwU I be >_> so, +Fwom x3 my UwU cowd >_< heawt wet heaven ;;w;; engendew hail, +xDD And x3 poison >w< it uWu in x3 the ^w^ souwce, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD fiwst stone +ÚwÚ Dwop uWu in x3 my neck; >_< as >w< it detewminyes, UwU so +x3 Dissowve x3 my wife! uWu The :3 nyext UwU Caesawion smite! +Tiww ^.^ by >_> degwees x3 the ^w^ memowy of x3 my womb, +OwO Togethew with x3 my >_< bwave ÚwÚ Egyptians all, +^-^ By x3 the :33 discandying of ÚwÚ this pewweted stowm, +Lie >_< gwavewess, >w< tiww x3 the fwies ÚwÚ and ^-^ gnyats of :3 Nyiwe +:3 Have buried them fow pwey. +xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ am xDD satisfied. +Caesaw >_> sits down uWu in >w< Awexandwia, :3 whewe +UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; oppose :33 his ÚwÚ fate. Our force ^.^ by ÚwÚ wand +>_< Hath ;;w;; nyobwy hewd; UwU ouw sever'd >_< nyavy to +:3 Have >w< knyit OwO again, ÚwÚ and >_< fweet, threat'ning UwU most sea-like. +Whewe x3 hast xDD thou ^-^ been, x3 my ÚwÚ heawt? uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, x3 wady? +;;w;; If from x3 the field UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ wetuwn >_> once ^.^ mowe +;;w;; To :3 kiss these :3 wips, UwU I xDD wiww appeaw uWu in blood. +UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD swowd xDD wiww eawn UwU ouw ^-^ chwonyicwe. +>_> Thewe's UwU hope OwO in't >_> yet. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< That's x3 my >_< bwave ^.^ wowd! +xDD ANTONY. UwU I xDD wiww be twebwe-sinyew'd, hearted, bweath'd, +xDD And >w< fight maliciously. For when >_< minye >_> houws +^.^ Wewe UwU nyice ÚwÚ and :3 wucky, ;;w;; men uWu did wansom ;;w;; wives +Of ;;w;; me fow >_< jests; >_> but nyow I'll uWu set x3 my teeth, +xDD And >_> send to >w< dawknyess aww :3 that ÚwÚ stop x3 me. ^.^ Come, +:3 Wet's uWu have one othew ^w^ gaudy OwO nyight. ;;w;; Caww to ;;w;; me +All x3 my >_> sad UwU captains; ^w^ fiww UwU ouw ^.^ bowws >_> once mowe; +:3 Wet's ÚwÚ mock x3 the ;;w;; midnyight bell. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my ;;w;; biwthday. +UwU I xDD had xDD thought uWu t'have hewd >w< it poor; >_> but xDD since x3 my ;;w;; wowd +Is OwO Antony OwO again, UwU I xDD wiww be Cleopatra. +xDD ANTONY. We xDD wiww yet UwU do well. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Caww aww :33 his x3 nyobwe ^.^ captains to x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD ANTONY. Do >_> so, we'll speak to OwO them; ÚwÚ and ^.^ to-nyight I'll force +uWu The winye xDD peep ^w^ thwough uWu theiw scaws. :3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my queen, +>_> Thewe's sap OwO in't >_> yet. uWu The :3 nyext time UwU I UwU do >w< fight +I'll >_< make :33 death wuv OwO me; fow UwU I xDD wiww xDD contend +Even with :33 his pestilent >_< scythe. Exeunt aww >_> but :3 ENyOBAWBUS +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Now he'ww x3 outstawe x3 the >_< wightnying. ;;w;; To be ÚwÚ fuwious +Is to be frighted x3 out of ;;w;; feaw, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that ^w^ mood +uWu The ^-^ duv xDD wiww peck x3 the estridge; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> see still +^-^ A diminution uWu in UwU ouw captain's :3 bwain +Westowes :33 his ;;w;; heawt. x3 When valour ÚwÚ pweys on weason, +^.^ It ^w^ eats x3 the xDD swowd >w< it >_< fights with. UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek +;;w;; Some uWu way to OwO weave ^.^ him. uWu Exit + +:33 ACT_4|SC_1 +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>w< CAESAW'S ÚwÚ camp >w< befowe Alexandria + +Entew ^.^ CAESAW, x3 AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ and :3 MAECENyAS, with :33 his ^w^ awmy; +xDD CAESAW weading :3 a >_> wettew + +:3 CAESAW. >w< He ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ chides >_< as ^.^ he xDD had powew +;;w;; To xDD beat ;;w;; me x3 out of :3 Egypt. OwO My :3 messengew +>w< He hath x3 whipt with >w< wods; x3 dawes ;;w;; me to xDD pewsonyaw x3 combat, +Caesaw to Antony. Let x3 the ;;w;; owd ruffian ^.^ knyow +UwU I uWu have UwU many othew ways to >_> die, UwU meantime +Laugh uWu at :33 his chawwenge. +:3 MAECENyAS. Caesaw ^w^ must think +x3 When one UwU so great ÚwÚ begins to rage, uWu he's ^w^ hunted +Even to fawwing. Give ^.^ him nyo :33 bweath, >_> but nyow +^-^ Make ^w^ boot of :33 his :3 distwaction. xDD Nyevew ÚwÚ angew +Made ÚwÚ good xDD guawd fow itself. +:3 CAESAW. Let UwU ouw best heads +xDD Knyow :3 that to-mowwow x3 the >w< wast of UwU many :3 battwes +We >_> mean to ^w^ fight. OwO Within UwU ouw fiwes there OwO awe +Of UwU those :3 that sewv'd >_> Mawk OwO Antony >_> but wate +Enyough to :3 fetch ^.^ him ^.^ in. xDD See >w< it donye; +xDD And >_> feast x3 the ^w^ awmy; ^.^ we uWu have OwO stowe to ;;w;; do't, +xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have xDD eawn'd x3 the :33 waste. OwO Poow Antony! Exeunt + +:3 ACT_4|SC_2 +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +>_> Awexandwia. :3 CWEOPATWA's ^w^ pawace + +Entew >_> ANTONY, :33 CWEOPATWA, ENOBARBUS, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, +ALEXAS, with ;;w;; othews + +xDD ANTONY. >w< He xDD wiww nyot >w< fight with uWu me, Domitius? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. No. +xDD ANTONY. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >w< He thinks, ^.^ being ÚwÚ twenty times of xDD bettew fowtunye, +>w< He >_> is ÚwÚ twenty ;;w;; men to onye. +xDD ANTONY. >_< To-mowwow, sowdiew, +^-^ By sea ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wand I'll ^w^ fight. :33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww x3 wive, +:33 Ow ^.^ bathe x3 my dying honour uWu in x3 the :3 bwood +Shall >_< make >w< it ^w^ wive ;;w;; again. :3 Woo't xDD thou >w< fight ^.^ weww? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. I'll ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ and cwy OwO 'Take :33 aww.' +xDD ANTONY. Weww ÚwÚ said; come :3 on. +;;w;; Caww fowth x3 my :33 househowd sewvants; >_> wet's ^.^ to-nyight +^w^ Be ^.^ bounteous uWu at UwU ouw uWu meaw. + +Entew >w< thwee ow fouw servitors + +Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, +^.^ Thou >_> has :33 been rightly honest. ^w^ So x3 hast :3 thou; +Thou, ÚwÚ and UwU thou, ÚwÚ and thou. >_> You uWu have sewv'd ;;w;; me weww, +xDD And >w< kings uWu have :33 been x3 youw fellows. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ [Aside to >w< ENyOBAWBUS] >_> What means :3 this? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside to CLEOPATRA] 'Tis one of UwU those >w< odd tricks which +sorrow >_< shoots +UwU Out of x3 the :33 mind. +xDD ANTONY. xDD And xDD thou awt xDD honyest UwU too. +UwU I ÚwÚ wish UwU I couwd be UwU made UwU so UwU many men, +xDD And aww of xDD you ^-^ cwapp'd x3 up togethew uWu in +^-^ An ;;w;; Antony, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might UwU do xDD you OwO sewvice +^w^ So ÚwÚ good >_< as xDD you uWu have ^-^ donye. +SEWVANT. uWu The gods fowbid! +xDD ANTONY. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good fewwows, wait on ;;w;; me to-night. +Scant nyot x3 my cups, ÚwÚ and >_< make >_< as much of ;;w;; me +;;w;; As when >_< minye empire UwU was x3 youw fewwow :3 too, +xDD And ^w^ suffew'd x3 my >_> command. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ [Aside to >w< ENyOBAWBUS] >_> What does ^.^ he ^.^ mean? +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside to CLEOPATRA] ;;w;; To >_< make :33 his ÚwÚ fowwowews >_> weep. +xDD ANTONY. >_< Tend ;;w;; me to-nyight; +^-^ May be >w< it >_> is x3 the pewiod of x3 youw duty. +Haply xDD you UwU shaww nyot >_> see ;;w;; me mowe; ow >_< if, +^-^ A OwO mangwed ^.^ shadow. Pewchance to-mowwow +You'll serve anyothew master. UwU I wook on xDD you +;;w;; As one :3 that UwU takes :33 his >_< weave. Mine xDD honyest OwO fwiends, +UwU I turn xDD you nyot :3 away; but, ^.^ wike :3 a >_< mastew +uWu Mawwied to x3 youw ÚwÚ good sewvice, xDD stay >w< tiww death. +>_< Tend ;;w;; me ^.^ to-nyight >w< two houws, UwU I ^w^ ask nyo >_> mowe, +xDD And x3 the gods yield xDD you for't! +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> What >_> mean UwU you, ^w^ siw, +;;w;; To UwU give them ÚwÚ this ^.^ discomfowt? x3 Wook, ;;w;; they ^.^ weep; +xDD And I, >w< an ass, ^w^ am onion-ey'd. For x3 shame! +Transform >_> us nyot to ^w^ women. +xDD ANTONY. >w< Ho, :3 ho, ho! +Now x3 the >w< witch OwO take ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I meant >w< it UwU thus! +Gwace gwow :3 whewe UwU those ^.^ dwops ;;w;; faww! OwO My x3 heawty OwO fwiends, +>_> You OwO take ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ too >_> dowowous :3 a sense; +For UwU I x3 spake to xDD you fow x3 youw comfort, uWu did ^.^ desiwe xDD you +;;w;; To buwn ÚwÚ this >w< nyight with xDD towches. Knyow, x3 my hearts, +UwU I UwU hope weww of ^.^ to-mowwow, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww lead xDD you +Whewe rather I'll >_< expect ;;w;; victowious >w< wife +Than :33 death ÚwÚ and honyouw. :3 Wet's to :3 suppew, come, +xDD And x3 dwown UwU considewation. Exeunt + +^-^ ACT_4|SC_3 +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +>_> Awexandwia. ^.^ Befowe :3 CWEOPATWA's ^w^ pawace + +Entew :3 a >_< company of ^-^ sowdiews + +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. UwU Bwothew, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. >_< To-mowwow >_> is x3 the x3 day. +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. ^.^ It xDD wiww determine one >_> way. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +^-^ Heawd xDD you of >_< nyothing ;;w;; stwange about x3 the ÚwÚ stweets? +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_> Nyothing. >_> What nyews? +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ Bewike UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a ^-^ wumouw. ^-^ Good >w< nyight to OwO you. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +^w^ [They :3 meet othew soldiers] +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. Soldiers, uWu have careful :33 watch. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD And OwO you. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +;;w;; [The >w< two ÚwÚ companyies separate ÚwÚ and :33 pwace x3 themsewves +uWu in every ^-^ cownyew of x3 the ^.^ stage] +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Hewe >_< we. xDD And >_> if to-mowwow +Our >_< nyavy thwive, UwU I uWu have >w< an ^w^ absowute UwU hope +Our landmen xDD wiww stand :33 up. +^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. 'Tis :3 a >_< bwave xDD awmy, +xDD And full of puwpose. +[Music of x3 the hautboys >_> is :33 undew x3 the ^.^ stage] +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. uWu Peace, >_> what ^w^ nyoise? +^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. uWu Wist, list! +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. :33 Hawk! +^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. Music :33 i' x3 th' air. +;;w;; FOUWTH uWu SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Undew x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. ^.^ It signs weww, does >w< it ^w^ nyot? +;;w;; FOUWTH uWu SOWDIEW. No. +^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. uWu Peace, UwU I ;;w;; say! +>_> What >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this ^.^ mean? +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. 'Tis x3 the god >_> Hewcuwes, ÚwÚ whom OwO Antony ;;w;; wov'd, +Now >w< weaves ^.^ him. +^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. Wawk; >_> wet's >_> see >_> if othew ^-^ watchmen +Do hear >_> what ^.^ we xDD do. +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. How now, ;;w;; mastews! +^w^ SOWDIEWS. [Speaking together] How >_< nyow! +How >_< nyow! Do xDD you hear :3 this? +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Ay; :3 is't nyot >w< stwange? +^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. Do xDD you heaw, >_> mastews? Do xDD you UwU heaw? +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Follow x3 the noise UwU so uWu faw >_< as ^.^ we uWu have quarter; +:3 Wet's >_> see >w< how >w< it xDD wiww UwU give off. +^w^ SOWDIEWS. OwO Content. 'Tis x3 stwange. Exeunt + +>_> ACT_4|SC_4 +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +>_> Awexandwia. :3 CWEOPATWA's ^w^ pawace + +Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, +with ;;w;; othews + +xDD ANTONY. Ewos! >_< minye awmouw, Ewos! +UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO Sweep :3 a ^.^ wittwe. +xDD ANTONY. :3 Nyo, x3 my chuck. Ewos! ^.^ Come, >_< minye awmouw, Ewos! + +Entew :33 EWOS with ^-^ awmouw + +^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good fewwow, put >_< minye iwon :3 on. +;;w;; If :3 fowtunye be nyot ouws uWu to-day, >w< it >_> is +>_< Because ^.^ we >_< bwave her. >w< Come. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, I'll OwO hewp UwU too. +x3 What's ÚwÚ this for? +xDD ANTONY. xDD Ah, wet be, wet OwO be! ^.^ Thou awt +uWu The UwU awmouwew of x3 my ;;w;; heawt. UwU Fawse, x3 fawse; uWu this, UwU this. +UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Sooth, la, I'll ;;w;; hewp. ^-^ Thus >w< it ^w^ must >w< be. +xDD ANTONY. xDD Weww, well; +We UwU shaww x3 thwive now. OwO Seest UwU thou, x3 my ÚwÚ good fewwow? +Go put on >w< thy uWu defences. +EWOS. ÚwÚ Bwiefwy, sir. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Is nyot ÚwÚ this UwU buckwed ^.^ weww? +xDD ANTONY. Wawewy, xDD wawewy! +>w< He :3 that ÚwÚ unbuckwes uWu this, >w< tiww ^.^ we UwU do uWu pwease +;;w;; To daff't fow UwU ouw wepose, UwU shaww hear :3 a storm. +^.^ Thou fumbwest, ÚwÚ Ewos, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu queen's :3 a squire +uWu Mowe >_< tight uWu at ÚwÚ this than thou. Dispatch. x3 O xDD wuv, +:33 That xDD thou ^w^ couwdst >_> see x3 my UwU waws uWu to-day, ÚwÚ and x3 knyew'st +uWu The royal >_< occupation! ^.^ Thou shouwdst >_> see +^-^ A wowkman ÚwÚ in't. + +Entew >w< an :3 awmed ;;w;; SOWDIEW + +Good-morrow to thee. >_< Wewcome. +^.^ Thou wook'st ^.^ wike ^.^ him :3 that xDD knyows :3 a warlike chawge. +;;w;; To business :3 that ^.^ we wuv ^.^ we rise UwU betime, +xDD And OwO go uWu to't with delight. +uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ A ;;w;; thousand, ^w^ siw, +^-^ Eawwy ÚwÚ though't be, uWu have on uWu theiw x3 wiveted >_< twim, +xDD And uWu at x3 the ^.^ powt >_< expect OwO you. +[Shout. Flourish of trumpets ;;w;; within] + +Entew uWu CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +CAPTAIN. uWu The ;;w;; mown >_> is >_< faiw. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 Genyewaw. +uWu AWW. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 Genyewaw. +xDD ANTONY. 'Tis weww x3 bwown, ;;w;; wads. +This UwU mownying, ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ spiwit of :3 a :33 youth +:33 That means to be of :3 nyote, ÚwÚ begins :33 betimes. +So, :3 so. ^.^ Come, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 that. This >_> way. Weww UwU said. +>w< Fawe uWu thee weww, uWu dame, whate'er x3 becomes of x3 me. +This >_> is :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's >w< kiss. ^.^ Webukeabwe, +xDD And ÚwÚ wowthy >_> shamefuw ^.^ check >w< it uWu wewe, to stand +On ^.^ mowe :3 mechanyic *blushes* compwiment; I'll OwO weave uWu thee +Now ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man of steew. >_> You :3 that xDD wiww x3 fight, +Follow ;;w;; me close; I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to't. uWu Adieu. +Exeunt >_> ANTONY, >_> EWOS, uWu CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews +CHARMIAN. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you uWu wetiwe to x3 youw :33 chambew? +UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Wead x3 me. +>w< He xDD goes fowth ÚwÚ gawwantwy. :33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ and Caesaw ^w^ might +Determine ÚwÚ this great >w< waw uWu in :3 singwe ^.^ fight! +Then, ^-^ Antony- >_> but now. xDD Weww, :3 on. Exeunt + +^.^ ACT_4|SC_5 +>w< SCENyE V. +>_> Awexandwia. ^-^ ANTONY'S ÚwÚ camp + +Twumpets UwU sound. Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_> EWOS, :3 a ;;w;; SOWDIEW meeting them -^-^ SOWDIEW. The UwU gods ^-^ make :3 this :3 a x3 happy :3 day ^-^ to Antony! -^-^ ANTONY. Wouwd :3 thou ÚwÚ and x3 those >w< thy ;;w;; scaws xDD had UwU once ;;w;; pwevaiw'd -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me fight at wand! -^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu Hadst :3 thou x3 donye so, -The kings UwU that ^.^ have x3 wevowted, ÚwÚ and OwO the sowdiew -:33 That >_> has :3 this xDD mownying weft ^.^ thee, would ^.^ have still ->_< Fowwowed >w< thy heels. -^-^ ANTONY. >w< Who's gonye :3 this morning? -^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Who? ->_< Onye >w< evew ;;w;; nyeaw thee. ^-^ Caww uWu fow x3 Enyobawbus, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hear thee; ^w^ ow ^-^ fwom Caesar's ^-^ camp -Say OwO 'I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of thine.' -^-^ ANTONY. What xDD say'st thou? -^-^ SOWDIEW. >_> Siw, -ÚwÚ He :3 is with Caesar. -EWOS. >_> Siw, his uWu chests ÚwÚ and >_> tweasuwe -ÚwÚ He >_> has ^.^ nyot with >_> him. -^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Is ^.^ he gonye? -^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu Most >w< cewtain. -^-^ ANTONY. Go, Ewos, ^-^ send his >_> tweasuwe OwO aftew; ^-^ do xDD it; -xDD Detain nyo OwO jot, I chawge thee. x3 Wwite ^-^ to x3 him- -I uWu wiww xDD subscwibe- gentwe uWu adieus ÚwÚ and greetings; -Say UwU that I ^w^ wish ^.^ he never find ^-^ mowe cause -ÚwÚ To >_> change :3 a mastew. :33 O, my :3 fowtunyes ^.^ have -Corrupted >w< honyest >_< men! Dispatch. ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! >_< Exeunt +uWu SOWDIEW. uWu The gods >_< make ÚwÚ this :3 a ^w^ happy day to Antony! +xDD ANTONY. Wouwd xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU those >w< thy xDD scaws xDD had >_> once pwevaiw'd +;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me >w< fight uWu at wand! +uWu SOWDIEW. UwU Hadst xDD thou donye >_> so, +uWu The >w< kings :3 that uWu have wevowted, ÚwÚ and x3 the soldier +:33 That >_> has ÚwÚ this mownying left ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ wouwd uWu have still +Followed >w< thy xDD heews. +xDD ANTONY. Who's >_> gonye ÚwÚ this morning? +uWu SOWDIEW. uWu Who? +x3 Onye OwO evew nyeaw thee. ;;w;; Caww fow Enyobawbus, +>w< He UwU shaww nyot hear ÚwÚ thee; ow from Caesar's ÚwÚ camp +x3 Say ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am >_< nyonye of :3 thinye.' +xDD ANTONY. >_> What say'st thou? +uWu SOWDIEW. UwU Siw, +>w< He >_> is with Caesaw. +EWOS. UwU Siw, :33 his uWu chests ÚwÚ and treasure +>w< He >_> has nyot with ^.^ him. +xDD ANTONY. Is ^.^ he gone? +uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Most cewtain. +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ Ewos, >_> send :33 his treasure :3 aftew; UwU do uWu it; +Detain nyo xDD jot, UwU I :3 chawge thee. :3 Wwite to uWu him- +UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ subscwibe- ^-^ gentwe >_< adieus ÚwÚ and greetings; +x3 Say :3 that UwU I ÚwÚ wish ^.^ he >_< nyevew find ^.^ mowe cause +;;w;; To change :3 a master. >_< O, x3 my fowtunyes uWu have +>_< Cowwupted xDD honyest :3 men! Dispatch. x3 Enyobawbus! Exeunt ACT_4|SC_6 -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Awexandwia. :3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, uWu CAESAW, x3 With OwO DOWABEWWA -ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS - -CAESAW. uWu Go >w< fowth, Agrippa, ÚwÚ and begin OwO the ^w^ fight. -Our uWu wiww :3 is Antony >w< be took x3 awive; -UwU Make ^.^ it OwO so known. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. Caesaw, I shall. Exit -CAESAW. The UwU time >_> of unyivewsaw xDD peace :3 is >w< nyeaw. -uWu Pwuv :3 this :3 a ^-^ pwosp'wous day, OwO the ;;w;; thwee-nyook'd x3 wowwd -:33 Shaww bear OwO the owive fweewy. - -x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. Antony -^-^ Is come OwO into OwO the fiewd. -CAESAW. uWu Go chawge Agrippa -x3 Pwant x3 those UwU that ^.^ have UwU wevowted in OwO the vant, -:33 That Antony ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu spend his :3 fuwy -:3 Upon :3 himsewf. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Awexas >_> did uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and went ^-^ to Jewwy uWu on -Affairs >_> of Antony; there >_> did ^.^ dissuade -Great ^w^ Hewod ^-^ to :33 incwinye ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to Caesar -And xDD weave his ^w^ mastew x3 Antony. >_< Fow :3 this x3 pains -Casaer ;;w;; hath ;;w;; hang'd >_> him. Canyidius ÚwÚ and OwO the west -:33 That feww away ^.^ have >_> entewtainment, uWu but -:3 Nyo honyouwabwe uWu twust. I ^.^ have x3 donye iww, -x3 Of ;;w;; which I ^-^ do :3 accuse ^-^ mysewf OwO so sorely -:33 That I uWu wiww ^.^ joy nyo more. - -x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER >_> of :3 CAESAW'S - -^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Enyobawbus, Antony -;;w;; Hath aftew ÚwÚ thee x3 sent >w< aww >w< thy tweasuwe, with -His bounty x3 uvwpwus. The :33 messengew -Came uWu on my ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ and at >w< thy tent :3 is :3 nyow -^-^ Unwoading >_> of his ^-^ muwes. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. I ^w^ give ^.^ it you. -^-^ SOWDIEW. xDD Mock ;;w;; nyot, >_< Enyobawbus. -I tell you true. :33 Best you :33 saf'd OwO the OwO bwingew -Out >_> of OwO the ^w^ host. I >w< must ^.^ attend >_< minye >_> office, -Ow would ^.^ have ^.^ donye't ^-^ mysewf. Your empewow ->_< Continyues still :3 a Jove. Exit ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. I x3 am :3 awonye OwO the villain >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, -And ;;w;; feew I x3 am OwO so ^.^ most. :3 O ^.^ Antony, -Thou >_< minye >_> of x3 bounty, how wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid -UwU My better UwU sewvice, when my tuwpitude -Thou OwO dost OwO so :3 cwown with :33 gowd! :3 This uWu bwows my ÚwÚ heawt. ->w< If swift ^w^ thought >_< bweak ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, :3 a OwO swiftew UwU mean -:33 Shaww >_> outstwike thought; uWu but ^w^ thought uWu wiww UwU do't, I feew. -I fight x3 against OwO thee? Nyo! I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek -uWu Some OwO ditch wherein ^-^ to ^.^ die; OwO the ÚwÚ fouw'st :33 best ^-^ fits -UwU My wattew part >_> of wife. Exit - ->_< ACT_4|SC_7 -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -Field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between OwO the xDD camps - -Awawum. :3 Dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets. x3 Entew AGWIPPA -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -;;w;; AGWIPPA. Wetiwe. We ^.^ have ÚwÚ engag'd uWu ouwsewves xDD too ;;w;; faw. -Caesar ^-^ himsewf >_> has work, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw oppression -uWu Exceeds what ^-^ we expected. >_< Exeunt - -Awawums. x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, ÚwÚ and SCARUS >_< wounded - -SCARUS. :3 O my bwave >_< Empewow, :3 this :3 is xDD fought uWu indeed! -Had ^-^ we x3 donye OwO so at :33 fiwst, ^-^ we xDD had UwU dwuvn them UwU home -x3 With :3 cwouts about theiw xDD heads. -^-^ ANTONY. Thou uWu bweed'st >_< apace. -SCARUS. I xDD had :3 a x3 wound here UwU that ÚwÚ was >_< wike :3 a T, -But :3 nyow 'tis :3 made OwO an H. -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ They ^-^ do >w< wetiwe. -SCARUS. >w< We'ww ÚwÚ beat'em OwO into >_< bench-howes. I ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet -Room uWu fow OwO six scotches more. - -x3 Entew uWu EWOS - -EWOS. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; beaten, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^w^ advantage sewves ->_< Fow :3 a fair >_< victowy. -SCARUS. >_> Wet OwO us scowe theiw uWu backs -And >w< snyatch >w< 'em uWu up, as ^-^ we UwU take hawes, >w< behind. -^.^ 'Tis uWu spowt ^-^ to mauw :3 a wunnyew. -^-^ ANTONY. I uWu wiww reward ÚwÚ thee ->w< Once uWu fow >w< thy sprightly UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and tenfowd ->_< Fow >w< thy good vawouw. Come ÚwÚ thee x3 on. -SCARUS. I'll :33 hawt >w< aftew. >_< Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_8 -^-^ SCENyE VIII. -^.^ Undew OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :3 Awexandwia - -Awawum. x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, UwU again in :3 a >_< mawch; SCARUS -with ÚwÚ othews - -^-^ ANTONY. We ^.^ have beat him ^-^ to his x3 camp. Wun ^-^ onye before -And let OwO the Queen xDD knyow >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> gests. :3 To-mowwow, -Before OwO the >_< sun uWu shaww see's, ^w^ we'ww uWu spiww OwO the UwU bwood -:33 That >_> has OwO to-day >_< escap'd. I :3 thank you uWu aww; ->_< Fow :33 doughty-handed awe you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have xDD fought -:3 Nyot as you sewv'd OwO the ^-^ cause, uWu but uWu as't xDD had >_< been ->_> Each ÚwÚ man's >_< wike mine; you ^.^ have shown >w< aww OwO Hectows. -x3 Entew OwO the >_< city, ^w^ cwip >_> youw x3 wives, >_> youw fwiends, ->_> Teww them >_> youw UwU feats; UwU whiwst uWu they with >_< joyfuw ;;w;; teaws -OwO Wash OwO the ^.^ congeawment ^-^ fwom >_> youw wounds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss -The UwU honyouw'd gashes whowe. - -x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, attended - -uWu [To ;;w;; SCAWUS] >w< Give me >w< thy :3 hand- -ÚwÚ To :3 this gweat uWu faiwy I'll ÚwÚ commend >w< thy :3 acts, -UwU Make xDD hew ^w^ thanks bless thee. :3 O :3 thou :3 day o' th' UwU wowwd, -UwU Chain >_< minye UwU awm'd ÚwÚ nyeck. ^w^ Weap thou, >_< attiwe ÚwÚ and aww, -^.^ Thwough >_> pwoof >_> of >w< hawnyess ^-^ to my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and there -Ride uWu on OwO the uWu pants >_< twiumphing. -CLEOPATRA. Wowd >_> of UwU wowds! -:3 O >_< infinyite uWu viwtue, ;;w;; com'st :3 thou :33 smiwing ^-^ fwom -The world's gweat ^-^ snyawe uWu uncaught? -^-^ ANTONY. Minye nightingale, -We ^.^ have beat them ^-^ to theiw ^-^ beds. >_> What, >w< giww! >w< though :3 gwey -Do xDD something :3 mingwe with ^-^ ouw ^.^ youngew uWu bwown, ÚwÚ yet UwU ha' ^-^ we -OwO A bwain UwU that ÚwÚ nyouwishes ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyewves, ÚwÚ and can -UwU Get >_< goaw uWu fow >_< goaw >_> of uWu youth. ÚwÚ Behowd :3 this >w< man; -ÚwÚ Commend x3 unto his lips >w< thy favouwing :3 hand- -xDD Kiss it, my :33 wawwiow- ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD fought OwO to-day -UwU As ^-^ if :3 a god in UwU hate >_> of :33 mankind xDD had -^.^ Destwoyed in such :3 a OwO shape. -CLEOPATRA. I'll ^w^ give ^.^ thee, OwO fwiend, -An xDD awmouw >w< aww >_> of ;;w;; gowd; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a uWu king's. -^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ He >_> has deserv'd it, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it cawbuncwed -;;w;; Wike holy Phoebus' car. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. -^.^ Thwough :3 Awexandwia ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; jowwy >_< mawch; -Beaw ^-^ ouw ;;w;; hack'd tawgets >_< wike OwO the x3 men UwU that owe ^.^ them. -Had ^-^ ouw gweat :33 pawace OwO the capacity -ÚwÚ To ^-^ camp :3 this OwO host, ^-^ we >w< aww would sup togethew, -And dwink carouses ^-^ to OwO the next UwU day's >w< fate, -^w^ Which ^w^ pwomises :33 woyaw ^-^ pewiw. >w< Twumpetews, -x3 With brazen >w< din bwast you OwO the x3 city's >_> eaw; -UwU Make :3 mingwe with ^-^ ouw >_> wattwing tabouwinyes, -:33 That >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth ^-^ may strike theiw x3 sounds >_> togethew -OwO Appwauding ^-^ ouw appwoach. >_< Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_9 -^-^ SCENyE IX. -:3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew :3 a CENTUWION ÚwÚ and his xDD company; >_> ENyOBAWBUS UwU fowwows - -:33 CENTUWION. >w< If ^-^ we >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 wewiev'd within :3 this xDD houw, -We >w< must xDD wetuwn ^-^ to th' couwt >_> of ^.^ guawd. The night -^-^ Is ^.^ shiny, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu say ^-^ we uWu shaww embattwe -By th' uWu second hour >w< i' th' mown. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. :3 This last :3 day ÚwÚ was -OwO A >_< shwewd ^-^ onye xDD to's. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :33 O, bear me ;;w;; witnyess, night- -x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. What man :3 is uWu this? -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Stand :33 cwose ÚwÚ and list >_> him. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. Be witness ^-^ to uWu me, :3 O :3 thou bwessed ^w^ moon, -When x3 men UwU wevowted uWu shaww x3 upon ÚwÚ wecowd -Beaw ^-^ hatefuw memory, UwU poow OwO Enyobawbus >_> did -Before >w< thy ;;w;; face :33 wepent! -:33 CENTUWION. ^w^ Enyobawbus? -x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. UwU Peace! -UwU Hawk >_< fuwthew. ->_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 O x3 suvweign ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO twue mewanchowy, -The poisonyous ^.^ damp >_> of night disponge x3 upon uWu me, -:33 That xDD wife, :3 a vewy rebel ^-^ to my wiww, -May >_> hang nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu on >_> me. Thwow my OwO heawt -uWu Against OwO the fwint ÚwÚ and >w< hawdnyess >_> of my UwU fauwt, ->w< Which, being dried with gwief, uWu wiww >_< bweak ^-^ to powdew, -And finish >w< aww ;;w;; fouw xDD thoughts. :3 O ^.^ Antony, -ÚwÚ Nyobwew than my uWu wevowt :3 is infamous, -uWu Fowgive me in UwU thinye >_> own :33 pawticuwaw, -But let OwO the x3 wowwd :3 wank me in UwU wegistew -OwO A xDD mastew-weavew ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ fugitive! -:3 O Antony! :3 O Antony! ;;w;; [Dies] -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Let's speak ^-^ to >_> him. -:33 CENTUWION. Let's hear ^w^ him, uWu fow OwO the >w< things ^.^ he ^-^ speaks -May OwO concewn Caesar. -x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. Let's ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. But ^.^ he sleeps. -:33 CENTUWION. uWu Swoons OwO wathew; uWu fow OwO so OwO bad :3 a >w< pwayew as his ->_> Was never ÚwÚ yet uWu fow ^-^ sweep. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to >_> him. -x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. >_> Awake, ;;w;; siw, uWu awake; speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. >w< Heaw you, sir? -:33 CENTUWION. The hand >_> of death ;;w;; hath ^w^ waught >_> him. -UwU [Dwums ^-^ afaw x3 off ] >_> Hawk! OwO the ;;w;; dwums -ÚwÚ Demuwewy :3 wake OwO the ^.^ sweepews. >_> Wet OwO us bear him -ÚwÚ To th' couwt >_> of OwO guawd; ^.^ he :3 is >_> of >_< nyote. Our hour -^-^ Is x3 fuwwy >_< out. -x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. Come OwO on, then; -ÚwÚ He ^-^ may >_< wecuvw >_> yet. >_< Exeunt with OwO the ÚwÚ body - -:33 ACT_4|SC_10 -^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. ->w< Between OwO the two xDD camps - -x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ^-^ SCAWUS, with theiw ;;w;; awmy - -^-^ ANTONY. Their pwepawation :3 is OwO to-day uWu by xDD sea; -We >w< pwease them ^.^ nyot uWu by land. -SCARUS. >_< Fow ^.^ both, my :33 wowd. -^-^ ANTONY. I would x3 they'd fight >w< i' th' x3 fiwe ^w^ ow >w< i' th' air; -^w^ We'd fight there ^w^ too. But :3 this ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^-^ ouw foot -:3 Upon OwO the :3 hiwws adjoinying ^-^ to OwO the :33 city -:33 Shaww stay with us- ;;w;; Owdew uWu fow ÚwÚ sea :3 is given; -^.^ They ^.^ have >w< put :3 fowth OwO the haven- -:3 Whewe theiw ;;w;; appointment ^-^ we ^-^ may :33 best ÚwÚ discuvw -And ÚwÚ wook uWu on theiw endeavour. >_< Exeunt - -:33 ACT_4|SC_11 -^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ XI. ->w< Between OwO the xDD camps - -x3 Entew CAESAR ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; awmy - -CAESAW. But being charg'd, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be still uWu by wand, ->w< Which, as I ^.^ take't, ^-^ we shall; uWu fow his :33 best x3 fowce -^-^ Is :3 fowth ^-^ to man his xDD gawweys. ÚwÚ To OwO the vales, -And howd ^-^ ouw :33 best UwU advantage. >_< Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_12 -^-^ SCENyE >w< XII. -OwO A hiww ;;w;; nyeaw :3 Awexandwia - -x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and SCARUS - -^-^ ANTONY. >_> Yet uWu they awe ^.^ nyot >_> join'd. :3 Whewe yond pinye OwO does ^.^ stand -I uWu shaww ÚwÚ discuvw all. I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee >_> wowd -:33 Stwaight how 'tis >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ go. Exit -SCARUS. Swallows ^.^ have built -UwU In ^w^ Cweopatwa's :3 saiws theiw x3 nyests. The ^.^ auguwews -Say uWu they xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, uWu they cannyot UwU teww; ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ gwimwy, -And dare ^.^ nyot speak theiw knowledge. Antony -^-^ Is ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ and ^.^ dejected; ÚwÚ and uWu by ^-^ stawts -His ^.^ fwetted :3 fowtunyes ^w^ give him >w< hope ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw -x3 Of what ^.^ he >_> has ÚwÚ and >_> has not. -[Awawum ^-^ afaw OwO off, as at :3 a ;;w;; sea-fight] - -;;w;; We-entew >w< ANTONY - -^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Aww :3 is ^w^ wost! -:3 This ;;w;; fouw x3 Egyptian ;;w;; hath betrayed >_> me. -UwU My fleet ;;w;; hath >w< yiewded ^-^ to OwO the OwO foe, ÚwÚ and :33 yondew -^.^ They UwU cast theiw :33 caps OwO up ÚwÚ and carouse >_> togethew -;;w;; Wike fwiends wong xDD wost. ^.^ Twipwe-tuwn'd ÚwÚ whowe! 'tis :3 thou -xDD Hast :3 sowd me ^-^ to :3 this :33 nyovice; ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt -:3 Makes only wars uWu on thee. UwU Bid them >w< aww ^w^ fwy; ->_< Fow when I x3 am reveng'd x3 upon my ^-^ chawm, -I ^.^ have x3 donye all. UwU Bid them >w< aww ^w^ fwy; UwU begonye. Exit SCARUS -:3 O >_> sun, >w< thy :33 upwise uWu shaww I UwU see nyo ;;w;; mowe! ->_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and Antony part xDD hewe; x3 even here -Do ^-^ we >_< shake hands. ^-^ Aww come ^-^ to uWu this? The hearts -:33 That spaniel'd me at heels, ^-^ to xDD whom I >_> gave -Their >_> wishes, ^-^ do >_< discandy, OwO mewt theiw ;;w;; sweets -uWu On :33 bwossoming xDD Caesaw; ÚwÚ and :3 this pinye :3 is ÚwÚ bawk'd -:33 That overtopp'd them all. :33 Betway'd I ÚwÚ am. -:3 O :3 this false ^w^ souw >_> of ^.^ Egypt! :3 this grave chawm- -uWu Whose eye ;;w;; beck'd :3 fowth my wars ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd them home, -uWu Whose uWu bosom ÚwÚ was my crownet, my >_> chief ^-^ end- -;;w;; Wike :3 a ^.^ wight >w< gypsy ;;w;; hath at fast ÚwÚ and loose -Beguiw'd me ^-^ to OwO the vewy OwO heawt >_> of loss. ->_> What, Ewos, Ewos! - -x3 Entew CWEOPATWA - -xDD Ah, :3 thou >_> speww! Avaunt! -CLEOPATRA. UwU Why :3 is my lord OwO enwag'd x3 against his love? -^-^ ANTONY. Vanish, ^w^ ow I uWu shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy ^w^ desewving -And >_< bwemish Caesar's twiumph. >_> Wet him UwU take ÚwÚ thee -And hoist ÚwÚ thee OwO up ^-^ to OwO the OwO shouting pwebeians; -Follow his UwU chawiot, >_< wike OwO the :3 gweatest xDD spot -x3 Of >w< aww >w< thy ;;w;; sex; UwU most monster-like, >w< be shown ->_< Fow poow'st diminutives, uWu fow :33 doits, ÚwÚ and let -Patient OwO Octavia plough >w< thy >_> visage OwO up -x3 With xDD hew prepared >_> nyaiws. Exit CWEOPATWA -^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww th'art gone, ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; weww ^-^ to :3 wive; uWu but better 'twere -Thou fell'st OwO into my >_> fuwy, uWu fow ^-^ onye death -OwO Might ^.^ have >w< pwevented ^.^ many. Ewos, UwU ho! -The OwO shiwt >_> of Nessus :3 is x3 upon me; teach uWu me, -;;w;; Awcides, :3 thou >_< minye ;;w;; ancestow, >w< thy ;;w;; wage; ->_> Wet me lodge Lichas uWu on OwO the howns o' th' ^w^ moon, -And with x3 those ^.^ hands UwU that ;;w;; gwasp'd OwO the ÚwÚ heaviest UwU cwub -^-^ Subdue my wowthiest >w< sewf. The :3 witch uWu shaww ^-^ die. -ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 young Woman :3 boy ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 sowd uWu me, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ faww -^.^ Undew :3 this x3 pwot. She >_> dies for't. Ewos, UwU ho! Exit - -ACT_4|SC_13 -^-^ SCENyE ^-^ XIII. -Awexandwia. ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWDIAN - -CLEOPATRA. Hewp uWu me, my >w< women. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ mowe mad ->w< Than Tewamon uWu fow his ÚwÚ shiewd; OwO the ^-^ boaw >_> of ^w^ Thessawy ->_> Was never OwO so UwU emboss'd. ->_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ To th'monument! -Thewe ^-^ wock OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send him >_> wowd you awe UwU dead. -The ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body OwO wive ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe in pawting ->w< Than greatness ^-^ going UwU off. -CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ To th' >_> monyument! -;;w;; Mawdian, >w< go tell him I ^.^ have OwO swain mysewf; -Say UwU that OwO the last I xDD spoke ÚwÚ was OwO 'Antony' -And >_> wowd it, ;;w;; pwithee, piteouswy. ÚwÚ Hence, ;;w;; Mawdian, -And bwing me how ^.^ he ^-^ takes my :33 death. ÚwÚ To th' >_> monyument! ->_< Exeunt - -uWu ACT_4|SC_14 -^-^ SCENyE UwU XIV. -:33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and uWu EWOS - -^-^ ANTONY. Ewos, :3 thou ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ behowd'st x3 me? -EWOS. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. -^-^ ANTONY. >_< Sometime ^-^ we UwU see :3 a cwoud that's dwagonyish; -OwO A ÚwÚ vapouw sometime >_< wike :3 a bear ^w^ ow ;;w;; wion, -OwO A tower'd OwO citadew, :3 a pendent rock, -OwO A ^-^ fowked OwO mountain, ^w^ ow blue xDD pwomontowy -x3 With ;;w;; twees ^w^ upon't UwU that nod x3 unto OwO the x3 wowwd -And xDD mock ^-^ ouw eyes with air. Thou x3 hast uWu seen ^.^ these OwO signs; -^.^ They awe bwack UwU vespew's pageants. -EWOS. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. -^-^ ANTONY. :33 That ;;w;; which :3 is :3 nyow :3 a OwO howse, x3 even with :3 a ^w^ thought -The wack dislimns, ÚwÚ and makes ^.^ it indistinct, -UwU As >w< watew :3 is in watew. -EWOS. ^w^ It does, my :33 wowd. -^-^ ANTONY. UwU My good ^.^ knyave Ewos, :3 nyow >w< thy x3 captain :3 is ->_< Even such :3 a ÚwÚ body. ;;w;; Hewe I x3 am Antony; ->_> Yet cannyot howd :3 this visibwe ^w^ shape, my knave. -I :3 made ^.^ these wars uWu fow Egypt; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ Queen- -uWu Whose OwO heawt I ^w^ thought I ^-^ had, uWu fow ^.^ she xDD had ÚwÚ minye, ->w< Which, UwU whiwst ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, xDD had ^-^ annyex'd unto't -OwO A ^-^ miwwion moe, :3 nyow lost- :33 she, Ewos, >_> has -x3 Pack'd ^-^ cawds with Caesaw, ÚwÚ and OwO fawse-pway'd my >_> gwowy -^.^ Unto OwO an enemy's twiumph. -;;w;; Nyay, weep ;;w;; nyot, gentwe x3 Ewos; there :3 is weft OwO us -Ouwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ end :33 ouwsewves. - -x3 Entew >w< MAWDIAN - -:33 O, >w< thy :3 viwe ^-^ wady! -She >_> has ;;w;; wobb'd me >_> of my ^w^ swowd. ->w< MAWDIAN. No, Antony; -UwU My ^w^ mistwess :33 wov'd ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 fowtunyes mingwed -x3 With UwU thinye uWu entiwewy. -^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Hence, ;;w;; saucy eunuch; :3 peace! -She ;;w;; hath betway'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww die OwO the :33 death. ->w< MAWDIAN. ^.^ Death >_> of ^-^ onye person can >w< be ÚwÚ paid uWu but once, -And UwU that ^.^ she >_> has discharg'd. What :3 thou wouldst ^-^ do -^-^ Is x3 donye x3 unto >w< thy hand. The last ^.^ she ^-^ spake ->_> Was >w< 'Antony! UwU most x3 nyobwe xDD Antony!' -;;w;; Then in OwO the midst :3 a >w< teawing >_> gwoan >_> did >_< bweak -The name >_> of Antony; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ;;w;; divided ->w< Between xDD hew OwO heawt ÚwÚ and lips. She ;;w;; wend'wed xDD wife, -x3 Thy name OwO so buwied in :3 hew. -^-^ ANTONY. Dead ^.^ then? ->w< MAWDIAN. uWu Dead. -^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Unyawm, x3 Ewos; OwO the wong UwU day's ^w^ task :3 is >_< donye, -And ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ sweep. :33 That :3 thou xDD depawt'st x3 hence xDD safe -uWu Does pay >w< thy >_< wabouw ^w^ wichwy. Go. Exit >w< MAWDIAN ->_< Off, xDD pwuck >_< off! -The sevenfold OwO shiewd >_> of >_< Ajax cannyot ^-^ keep -The battery ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ heawt. :33 O, cweave, my OwO sides! -x3 Heawt, UwU once >w< be stronger than >w< thy continent, -^.^ Cwack >w< thy ;;w;; fwaiw ^.^ case. ^w^ Apace, Ewos, >w< apace.- -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe :3 a sowdiew. x3 Bwuised pieces, ^.^ go; -You ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ nyobwy ^w^ bownye.- From me >_> awhiwe. Exit uWu EWOS -I uWu wiww o'ertake ^.^ thee, UwU Cweopatwa, ÚwÚ and -UwU Weep uWu fow my ;;w;; pawdon. ^w^ So ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ be, uWu fow :3 nyow -^-^ Aww wength :3 is uWu towtuwe. x3 Since OwO the towch :3 is out, -Wie down, ÚwÚ and stray nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. Nyow >w< aww >_< wabouw ->w< Maws what ^.^ it ^-^ does; ^-^ yea, vewy x3 fowce OwO entangwes -Itself with strength. >_> Seaw then, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is >w< donye. -Ewos!- I xDD come, my :3 queen.- Ewos!- uWu Stay uWu fow me; -:3 Whewe souws ^-^ do ^w^ couch uWu on flowers, ^w^ we'ww hand in ;;w;; hand, -And with ^-^ ouw sprightly powt ^-^ make OwO the ghosts OwO gaze. ->_< Dido ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ Aenyeas uWu shaww UwU want troops, -And >w< aww OwO the ^.^ haunt >w< be ;;w;; ouws.- ^w^ Come, Ewos, Ewos! - -;;w;; We-entew uWu EWOS - -EWOS. What would my UwU wowd? -^-^ ANTONY. x3 Since ÚwÚ Cweopatwa :33 died, -I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd in such ^-^ dishonyouw UwU that OwO the UwU gods -^w^ Detest my :3 basenyess. OwO I, UwU that with my >_< swowd -:33 Quawtew'd OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and o'ew green Nyeptunye's xDD back -x3 With ^-^ ships :3 made ^w^ cities, condemn ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to wack -The :33 couwage >_> of :3 a ;;w;; woman; less x3 nyobwe :33 mind ->w< Than ^.^ she ;;w;; which uWu by xDD hew death ^-^ ouw Caesar uWu tewws -OwO 'I x3 am conquewow >_> of uWu mysewf.' Thou art >_> swown, Ewos, -That, when OwO the exigent shouwd come- ;;w;; which :3 nyow -^-^ Is come ^-^ indeed- when I shouwd UwU see >_> behind me -^-^ Th' inyevitabwe pwosecution >_> of -;;w;; Disgwace ÚwÚ and OwO howwow, UwU that, uWu on my ^.^ command, -Thou then wouldst :33 kiww >_> me. ^-^ Do't; OwO the UwU time :3 is come. -Thou strik'st ^.^ nyot me; 'tis Caesar :3 thou defeat'st. -x3 Put >w< cowouw in >w< thy uWu cheek. -EWOS. The UwU gods withhold UwU me! -:33 Shaww I ^-^ do UwU that ;;w;; which >w< aww OwO the Parthian >_< dawts, -^-^ Though enemy, lost ^-^ aim ÚwÚ and :33 couwd not? -^-^ ANTONY. Ewos, -Wouldst :3 thou >w< be uWu window'd in gweat >_> Wome ÚwÚ and UwU see -x3 Thy ^w^ mastew ;;w;; thus with >w< pweach'd uWu awms, bending ;;w;; down -His corrigible neck, his ;;w;; face subdu'd -ÚwÚ To penetrative shame, UwU whiwst OwO the >_> wheew'd x3 seat -x3 Of >_> fowtunyate Caesaw, :33 dwawn before ^w^ him, ^-^ bwanded -His ^w^ basenyess UwU that >_> ensued? -EWOS. I would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ see't. -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Come, then; uWu fow with :3 a x3 wound I >w< must >w< be ^w^ cuw'd. -Draw UwU that >w< thy >w< honyest ;;w;; swowd, ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast OwO wown -uWu Most >_< usefuw uWu fow >w< thy countwy. -EWOS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, pawdon UwU me! -^-^ ANTONY. When I >_> did ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^.^ fwee, ^w^ swow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot then -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this when I bade OwO thee? Do ^.^ it at once, -Ow >w< thy OwO pwecedent services awe >w< aww -But x3 accidents xDD unpuwpos'd. Dwaw, ÚwÚ and come. -EWOS. OwO Tuwn ^-^ fwom me then UwU that x3 nyobwe countenyance, -OwO Whewein OwO the wowship >_> of OwO the xDD whowe x3 wowwd wies. -^-^ ANTONY. Lo thee! [Turning ^-^ fwom xDD him] -EWOS. UwU My >_< swowd :3 is :33 dwawn. -^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Then let ^.^ it ^-^ do at UwU once -The xDD thing x3 why :3 thou x3 hast :33 dwawn it. -EWOS. UwU My dear :3 mastew, -UwU My x3 captain ÚwÚ and my >_> empewow, let me ÚwÚ say, -Before I strike :3 this bwoody stwoke, faweweww. -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis said, >w< man; ÚwÚ and faweweww. -EWOS. Faweweww, gweat ^-^ chief. :33 Shaww I strike ^w^ nyow? -^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, ^.^ Ewos. -EWOS. ÚwÚ Why, there OwO then! ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I escape OwO the UwU sowwow -x3 Of ^-^ Antony's :33 death. >_< [Kiwws ^-^ himsewf -^-^ ANTONY. >w< Thwice nobler than ^w^ mysewf! -Thou teachest uWu me, :3 O ÚwÚ vawiant Ewos, what -I x3 shouwd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou uWu couwdst not. UwU My queen ÚwÚ and Eros -;;w;; Have, uWu by theiw bwave instruction, ^w^ got x3 upon me -OwO A ;;w;; nyobwenyess in >_> wecowd. But I uWu wiww >w< be -OwO A >_< bwidegwoom in my >_< death, ÚwÚ and run into't -UwU As ^-^ to :3 a lover's bed. ^w^ Come, then; :3 and, Ewos, -x3 Thy ^w^ mastew >_> dies >w< thy scholar. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; thus -[Fawwing uWu on his ^w^ swowd] -I ^w^ weawn'd >_> of thee. :3 How? ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dead? ^.^ nyot OwO dead?- -The ^-^ guawd, UwU ho! :33 O, uWu dispatch UwU me! - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ DEWCETAS ÚwÚ and :3 a guawd - -OwO FIWST GUAWD. What's OwO the xDD nyoise? -^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have x3 donye my wowk iww, >_< fwiends. :33 O, ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end -x3 Of what I ^.^ have x3 begun. -x3 SECOND GUAWD. The star :3 is :3 faww'n. -OwO FIWST GUAWD. And UwU time :3 is at his ÚwÚ pewiod. -ALL. ^.^ Awas, ÚwÚ and woe! -^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet him UwU that loves uWu me, strike me UwU dead. -OwO FIWST GUAWD. :3 Nyot :3 I. -x3 SECOND GUAWD. Nyow :3 I. -uWu THIWD GUAWD. Nyow ^-^ any ^w^ onye. >_< Exeunt guawd -DEWCETAS. x3 Thy death ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; bid >w< thy followers uWu fwy. -:3 This >_< swowd uWu but shown ^-^ to Caesaw, with :3 this UwU tidings, -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ entew me with >_> him. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES - -uWu DIOMEDES. Where's OwO Antony? -DEWCETAS. Thewe, ;;w;; Diomed, ^.^ thewe. -uWu DIOMEDES. Wives x3 he? -uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ answew, man? Exit ÚwÚ DEWCETAS -^-^ ANTONY. Awt :3 thou there, x3 Diomed? Draw >w< thy >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me -Sufficing UwU stwokes uWu fow :33 death. -uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Most absowute lord, -UwU My ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ Cweopatwa x3 sent me ^-^ to thee. -^-^ ANTONY. When >_> did ^.^ she ^-^ send OwO thee? -uWu DIOMEDES. Nyow, my :33 wowd. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 is uWu she? -uWu DIOMEDES. Lock'd in xDD hew monument. She xDD had :3 a uWu pwophesying ;;w;; feaw -x3 Of what ;;w;; hath come ^-^ to >w< pass; uWu fow when ^.^ she xDD saw- -^w^ Which never uWu shaww >w< be >w< found- you >_> did :3 suspect -She xDD had dispos'd with Caesaw, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; wage -Wouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be puwg'd, ^.^ she x3 sent you >_> wowd ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >w< dead; -But feawing >_< since how ^.^ it UwU might work, ;;w;; hath x3 sent ->w< Me ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim OwO the OwO twuth; ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD come, -I dread, xDD too late. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 Too :3 wate, good OwO Diomed. ^-^ Caww my ^-^ guawd, I :33 pwithee. -uWu DIOMEDES. >_> What, UwU ho! OwO the Emperor's UwU guawd! The ^-^ guawd, what UwU ho! -^w^ Come, >_> youw lord UwU cawws! - -x3 Entew ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five >_> of OwO the guawd >_> of >w< ANTONY - -^-^ ANTONY. Beaw uWu me, good fwiends, xDD whewe ÚwÚ Cweopatwa uWu bides; -^.^ 'Tis OwO the last service UwU that I uWu shaww xDD command you. -OwO FIWST GUAWD. ^.^ Woe, >_> woe awe >_> we, ;;w;; siw, you ^-^ may ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to wear -^-^ Aww >_> youw OwO twue followers >_< out. -ALL. uWu Most :33 heavy xDD day! -^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Nyay, good my fellows, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< pwease shawp >w< fate -ÚwÚ To OwO gwace ^.^ it with >_> youw :3 sowwows. UwU Bid UwU that ^-^ wewcome -^w^ Which comes ^-^ to punish >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we punish it, ->_< Seeming ^-^ to bear ^.^ it lightly. ;;w;; Take me :33 up. -I ^.^ have wed you :33 oft; carry me nyow, good fwiends, -And ^.^ have my ^w^ thanks uWu fow all. ^.^ Exeunt, hearing >w< ANTONY -ACT_4|SC_15 -^-^ SCENyE :3 XV. -Awexandwia. OwO A :33 monyument - -x3 Entew CWEOPATWA ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD maids ^-^ awoft, with ^-^ CHAWMIAN +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +>_> Awexandwia. >w< CAESAW'S ÚwÚ camp + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew x3 AGWIPPA, ^.^ CAESAW, With DOLABELLA +ÚwÚ and :3 ENyOBAWBUS + +:3 CAESAW. Go ^-^ fowth, uWu Agwippa, ÚwÚ and x3 begin x3 the ^w^ fight. +Our xDD wiww >_> is OwO Antony be >_> took ^.^ awive; +^-^ Make >w< it UwU so knyown. +uWu AGWIPPA. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I >_< shaww. uWu Exit +:3 CAESAW. uWu The time of ^-^ unyivewsaw uWu peace >_> is ÚwÚ nyeaw. +^-^ Pwuv ÚwÚ this :3 a pwosp'wous ^-^ day, x3 the ^.^ thwee-nyook'd wowwd +Shall UwU beaw x3 the UwU owive x3 fweewy. + +Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO Antony +Is come x3 into x3 the >_> fiewd. +:3 CAESAW. Go :3 chawge uWu Agwippa +ÚwÚ Pwant UwU those :3 that uWu have ^w^ wevowted uWu in x3 the xDD vant, +:33 That OwO Antony OwO may xDD seem to spend :33 his UwU fuwy +>_> Upon himself. Exeunt aww >_> but :3 ENyOBAWBUS +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Awexas uWu did ;;w;; wevowt ÚwÚ and OwO went to ^-^ Jewwy on +uWu Affaiws of uWu Antony; there uWu did uWu dissuade +UwU Gweat OwO Hewod to incline >_< himsewf to Caesaw +xDD And OwO weave :33 his >_< mastew Antony. For ÚwÚ this ^w^ pains +>_< Casaew hath :33 hang'd ^.^ him. Canidius ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west +:33 That UwU feww OwO away uWu have ^w^ entewtainment, >_> but +No ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 twust. UwU I uWu have donye UwU iww, +Of which UwU I UwU do ;;w;; accuse mysewf UwU so sowewy +:33 That UwU I xDD wiww joy nyo more. + +Entew :3 a ;;w;; SOWDIEW of >w< CAESAW'S + +uWu SOWDIEW. Enyobawbus, OwO Antony +>_< Hath ÚwÚ aftew uWu thee sent aww >w< thy treasure, with +ÚwÚ His >_> bounty >_< uvwpwus. uWu The :3 messengew +>_< Came on x3 my guawd, ÚwÚ and uWu at >w< thy ^w^ tent >_> is nyow +;;w;; Unwoading of :33 his OwO muwes. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I UwU give >w< it OwO you. +uWu SOWDIEW. uWu Mock >_> nyot, x3 Enyobawbus. +UwU I tell xDD you true. UwU Best xDD you ^-^ saf'd x3 the ^.^ bwingew +UwU Out of x3 the >_< host. UwU I ^w^ must >_< attend >_< minye office, +:33 Ow ^.^ wouwd uWu have donye't :3 mysewf. uWu Youw empewow +:33 Continyues still :3 a uWu Juv. uWu Exit +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I ^w^ am awonye x3 the viwwain of x3 the earth, +xDD And x3 feew UwU I ^w^ am UwU so :3 most. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, +^.^ Thou >_< minye of x3 bounty, >w< how wouldst xDD thou uWu have paid +OwO My xDD bettew sewvice, when x3 my ^.^ tuwpitude +^.^ Thou dost UwU so >_< cwown with gowd! This ^w^ bwows x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +;;w;; If UwU swift xDD thought bweak >w< it >_> nyot, :3 a ^w^ swiftew >_> mean +Shall x3 outstwike thought; >_> but xDD thought xDD wiww ;;w;; do't, UwU I feew. +UwU I >w< fight OwO against thee? Nyo! UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_> seek +;;w;; Some UwU ditch wherein to :3 die; x3 the fouw'st best ^w^ fits +OwO My UwU wattew ÚwÚ pawt of life. uWu Exit + +x3 ACT_4|SC_7 +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +OwO Fiewd of ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ between x3 the >_> camps + +;;w;; Awawum. :33 Dwums ÚwÚ and x3 twumpets. Entew AGRIPPA +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +uWu AGWIPPA. Retire. We uWu have x3 engag'd ouwsewves ^w^ too far. +Caesaw >_< himsewf >_> has work, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw oppwession +Exceeds >_> what ^.^ we :3 expected. Exeunt + +Alarums. Entew >_> ANTONY, ÚwÚ and ^-^ SCAWUS wounded + +SCARUS. x3 O x3 my >_< bwave Empewow, ÚwÚ this >_> is ÚwÚ fought ^w^ indeed! +xDD Had ^.^ we donye UwU so uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, ^.^ we xDD had droven them ^.^ home +With cwouts about uWu theiw :33 heads. +xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Thou UwU bweed'st :33 apace. +SCARUS. UwU I xDD had :3 a ;;w;; wound OwO hewe :3 that UwU was ^.^ wike :3 a :3 T, +OwO But nyow UwU 'tis UwU made >w< an ;;w;; H. +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ They UwU do x3 wetiwe. +SCARUS. ^-^ We'ww beat'em x3 into ;;w;; bench-howes. UwU I uWu have yet +Room fow six uWu scotches more. + +Entew :33 EWOS + +EWOS. ^-^ They OwO awe UwU beaten, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^w^ advantage sewves +For :3 a >w< faiw ^.^ victowy. +SCARUS. Let >_> us ÚwÚ scowe uWu theiw backs +xDD And snatch x3 'em up, >_< as ^.^ we OwO take hares, behind. +'Tis spowt to ^.^ mauw :3 a runner. +xDD ANTONY. UwU I xDD wiww wewawd uWu thee +Once fow >w< thy sprightly comfort, ÚwÚ and tenfold +For >w< thy ÚwÚ good ;;w;; vawouw. :3 Come uWu thee :3 on. +SCARUS. I'll UwU hawt >w< aftew. Exeunt + +ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_8 +>w< SCENyE >_< VIII. +;;w;; Undew x3 the OwO wawws of Alexandria + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew >_> ANTONY, again uWu in :3 a march; ^-^ SCAWUS +with ;;w;; othews + +xDD ANTONY. We uWu have xDD beat ^.^ him to :33 his :33 camp. OwO Wun one >w< befowe +xDD And wet x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ knyow of UwU ouw x3 gests. >_< To-mowwow, +^.^ Befowe x3 the sun UwU shaww :33 see's, we'll ^.^ spiww x3 the :3 bwood +:33 That >_> has ^w^ to-day uWu escap'd. UwU I >_> thank xDD you aww; +For :33 doughty-handed OwO awe UwU you, ÚwÚ and uWu have ÚwÚ fought +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as xDD you sewv'd x3 the >_< cause, >_> but ^.^ as't xDD had :33 been +x3 Each :33 man's ^.^ wike minye; xDD you uWu have OwO shown aww Hectors. +Entew x3 the city, cwip x3 youw ^-^ wives, x3 youw OwO fwiends, +Teww them x3 youw >_< feats; whiwst ;;w;; they with >w< joyfuw tears +Wash x3 the congeawment from x3 youw wounds ÚwÚ and :3 kiss +uWu The :3 honyouw'd UwU gashes ^-^ whowe. + +Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, ^w^ attended + +:33 [To SCARUS] Give ;;w;; me >w< thy :33 hand- +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this great ;;w;; faiwy I'll ÚwÚ commend >w< thy ;;w;; acts, +^-^ Make her thanks ;;w;; bwess thee. x3 O xDD thou day ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, +ÚwÚ Chain >_< minye awm'd ;;w;; nyeck. UwU Weap UwU thou, attiwe ÚwÚ and all, +^.^ Thwough xDD pwoof of :33 hawnyess to x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and there +^.^ Wide on x3 the ^w^ pants >_< twiumphing. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Lord of lords! +x3 O :3 infinyite virtue, UwU com'st xDD thou x3 smiwing from +uWu The OwO wowwd's great snare OwO uncaught? +xDD ANTONY. Mine ^w^ nyightingawe, +We uWu have xDD beat them to uWu theiw :3 beds. What, ÚwÚ giww! ^w^ though ^w^ gwey +Do ^-^ something mingwe with UwU ouw :3 youngew brown, yet UwU ha' ^.^ we +^-^ A :3 bwain :3 that nyouwishes UwU ouw nerves, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can +>_< Get ;;w;; goaw fow ;;w;; goaw of >_< youth. ÚwÚ Behowd ÚwÚ this xDD man; +>_< Commend >w< unto :33 his lips >w< thy xDD favouwing :33 hand- +Kiss :33 it, x3 my warrior- ^.^ he hath ÚwÚ fought ^w^ to-day +;;w;; As >_> if :3 a god uWu in ^-^ hate of ^.^ mankind xDD had +Destwoyed uWu in xDD such :3 a UwU shape. +UwU CWEOPATWA. I'll UwU give ÚwÚ thee, fwiend, +^-^ An ^-^ awmouw aww of x3 gowd; >w< it UwU was :3 a xDD king's. +xDD ANTONY. >w< He >_> has OwO desewv'd :33 it, :3 wewe >w< it cawbuncwed +Wike >w< howy x3 Phoebus' car. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. +^.^ Thwough Alexandria >_< make :3 a jowwy march; +ÚwÚ Beaw UwU ouw hack'd >_< tawgets ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; men :3 that >_> owe OwO them. +xDD Had UwU ouw great ^w^ pawace x3 the ;;w;; capacity +;;w;; To ÚwÚ camp ÚwÚ this >_< host, ^.^ we aww ^.^ wouwd UwU sup together, +xDD And ÚwÚ dwink carouses to x3 the :3 nyext day's fate, +>_< Which ÚwÚ pwomises royal ÚwÚ pewiw. Trumpeters, +With ^-^ bwazen OwO din bwast xDD you x3 the ^.^ city's ^-^ eaw; +^-^ Make mingwe with UwU ouw >_> wattwing tabourines, +:33 That heaven ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth OwO may strike uWu theiw sounds togethew +:33 Appwauding UwU ouw ;;w;; appwoach. Exeunt + +ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_9 +>w< SCENyE xDD IX. +>w< CAESAW'S ÚwÚ camp + +Entew :3 a UwU CENTUWION ÚwÚ and :33 his company; :3 ENyOBAWBUS xDD fowwows + +x3 CENTUWION. ;;w;; If ^.^ we be nyot OwO wewiev'd within ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, +We ^w^ must ^-^ wetuwn to x3 th' court of >w< guawd. uWu The >w< nyight +Is ^w^ shiny, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_> say ^.^ we UwU shaww embattle +^-^ By x3 th' second >_> houw :33 i' x3 th' mown. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. This >w< wast day UwU was +^-^ A shrewd one to's. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_< O, UwU beaw ;;w;; me ^.^ witnyess, nyight- +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. >_> What x3 man >_> is :3 this? +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. ;;w;; Stand ^-^ cwose ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wist ^.^ him. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^w^ Be >_> witnyess to uWu me, x3 O xDD thou blessed ;;w;; moon, +x3 When ;;w;; men ^w^ wevowted UwU shaww ;;w;; upon xDD wecowd +ÚwÚ Beaw hateful xDD memowy, poor Enyobawbus uWu did +^.^ Befowe >w< thy OwO face OwO wepent! +x3 CENTUWION. UwU Enyobawbus? +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. ;;w;; Peace! +^.^ Hawk fuwthew. +;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 O suvweign mistwess of true UwU mewanchowy, +uWu The OwO poisonyous :3 damp of >w< nyight disponge ;;w;; upon uWu me, +:33 That :3 wife, :3 a xDD vewy rebel to x3 my :33 wiww, +^-^ May ^w^ hang nyo longer on x3 me. Throw x3 my >_< heawt +^w^ Against x3 the OwO fwint ÚwÚ and ^.^ hawdnyess of x3 my ^w^ fauwt, +>_< Which, ^.^ being dwied with gwief, xDD wiww bweak to powdew, +xDD And finish aww fouw >w< thoughts. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, +^-^ Nyobwew than x3 my ;;w;; wevowt >_> is >_> infamous, +>_< Fowgive ;;w;; me uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own UwU pawticuwaw, +OwO But wet x3 the wowwd rank ;;w;; me uWu in UwU wegistew +^-^ A master-leaver ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ fugitive! +x3 O Antony! x3 O Antony! :33 [Dies] +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. :3 Wet's speak to ^.^ him. +x3 CENTUWION. :3 Wet's hear :3 him, fow x3 the ^.^ things ^.^ he xDD speaks +^-^ May concern Caesaw. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. :3 Wet's UwU do :3 so. OwO But ^.^ he sleeps. +x3 CENTUWION. Swoons wathew; fow UwU so :33 bad :3 a :3 pwayew >_< as :33 his +Was >_< nyevew yet fow OwO sweep. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. Go ^.^ we to ^.^ him. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. xDD Awake, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; awake; speak to >_> us. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. >w< Heaw UwU you, UwU siw? +x3 CENTUWION. uWu The uWu hand of :33 death hath waught ^.^ him. +^-^ [Dwums afaw x3 off xDD ] :33 Hawk! x3 the xDD dwums +^.^ Demuwewy wake x3 the ÚwÚ sweepews. Let >_> us UwU beaw ^.^ him +;;w;; To x3 th' court of guard; ^.^ he >_> is of note. Our >_> houw +Is fuwwy OwO out. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. :3 Come ;;w;; on, :33 then; +>w< He OwO may OwO wecuvw >_> yet. Exeunt with x3 the >w< body + +ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_10 +>w< SCENyE >w< X. +Between x3 the >w< two >_> camps + +Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and SCARUS, with uWu theiw ^.^ awmy + +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Theiw uWu pwepawation >_> is ^w^ to-day ^.^ by sea; +We uWu pwease them nyot ^.^ by xDD wand. +SCARUS. For xDD both, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^-^ they'd >w< fight :33 i' x3 th' fire ow :33 i' x3 th' air; +^-^ We'd >w< fight there UwU too. OwO But ÚwÚ this >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU ouw :33 foot +>_> Upon x3 the >w< hiwws >w< adjoinying to x3 the UwU city +Shall xDD stay with >w< us- x3 Owdew fow sea >_> is ;;w;; given; +^-^ They uWu have put fowth x3 the x3 haven- +Whewe uWu theiw ;;w;; appointment ^.^ we OwO may best OwO discuvw +xDD And wook on uWu theiw ^.^ endeavouw. Exeunt + +ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_11 +>w< SCENyE >w< XI. +Between x3 the >_> camps + +Entew xDD CAESAW ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ awmy + +:3 CAESAW. OwO But ^.^ being ;;w;; chawg'd, ^.^ we xDD wiww be still ^.^ by land, +>_< Which, >_< as UwU I >_< take't, ^.^ we :3 shaww; fow :33 his best force +Is fowth to x3 man :33 his galleys. ;;w;; To x3 the >_< vawes, +xDD And howd UwU ouw best uWu advantage. Exeunt + +^.^ ACT_4|SC_12 +>w< SCENyE ^.^ XII. +^-^ A hill nyeaw Alexandria + +Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ^-^ SCAWUS + +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot ^.^ join'd. Whewe :33 yond pine does stand +UwU I UwU shaww OwO discuvw all. I'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee ;;w;; wowd +UwU Stwaight >w< how UwU 'tis ^.^ wike to ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit +SCARUS. Swallows uWu have buiwt +^w^ In :3 Cweopatwa's sails uWu theiw nests. uWu The auguwews +x3 Say ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot tell; wook gwimwy, +xDD And dawe nyot speak uWu theiw knowledge. OwO Antony +Is uWu vawiant ÚwÚ and :3 dejected; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by starts +ÚwÚ His ^w^ fwetted fowtunyes UwU give ^.^ him UwU hope ÚwÚ and feaw +Of >_> what ^.^ he >_> has ÚwÚ and >_> has not. +[Alarum afaw ^w^ off, >_< as uWu at :3 a uWu sea-fight] + +^.^ We-entew >_< ANTONY + +xDD ANTONY. All >_> is OwO wost! +This fouw >_< Egyptian hath ÚwÚ betwayed x3 me. +OwO My :33 fweet hath yiewded to x3 the x3 foe, ÚwÚ and yonder +^-^ They ;;w;; cast uWu theiw caps x3 up ÚwÚ and carouse togethew +Wike ^w^ fwiends ^-^ wong :3 wost. Twipwe-tuwn'd whowe! UwU 'tis xDD thou +Hast sold ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this :33 nyovice; ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< heawt +:3 Makes >w< onwy UwU waws on thee. x3 Bid them aww xDD fwy; +For when UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ weveng'd ;;w;; upon x3 my x3 chawm, +UwU I uWu have donye all. x3 Bid them aww xDD fwy; ;;w;; begonye. uWu Exit ^-^ SCAWUS +x3 O sun, >w< thy uprise UwU shaww UwU I >_> see nyo uWu mowe! +:33 Fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO Antony ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ hewe; even OwO hewe +Do ^.^ we ;;w;; shake ^w^ hands. All come to :3 this? uWu The heawts +:33 That spanyiew'd ;;w;; me uWu at heews, to ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu gave +^-^ Theiw wishes, UwU do xDD discandy, :3 mewt uWu theiw ÚwÚ sweets +On blossoming OwO Caesaw; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this pine >_> is bawk'd +:33 That >_< uvwtopp'd them all. OwO Betway'd UwU I am. +x3 O ÚwÚ this UwU fawse :3 souw of xDD Egypt! ÚwÚ this :3 gwave charm- +>_< Whose ^w^ eye ;;w;; beck'd fowth x3 my UwU waws ÚwÚ and ^w^ caww'd them ^.^ home, +>_< Whose ^w^ bosom UwU was x3 my ^w^ cwownyet, x3 my uWu chief end- +Wike :3 a >w< wight x3 gypsy hath uWu at ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and ;;w;; woose +Beguil'd ;;w;; me to x3 the xDD vewy >_< heawt of loss. +What, ÚwÚ Ewos, Ewos! + +Entew CLEOPATRA + +xDD Ah, xDD thou :3 speww! OwO Avaunt! +UwU CWEOPATWA. Why >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^-^ enwag'd OwO against :33 his love? +xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Vanyish, ow UwU I UwU shaww UwU give uWu thee >w< thy desewving +xDD And x3 bwemish Caesar's twiumph. Let ^.^ him OwO take uWu thee +xDD And hoist uWu thee x3 up to x3 the :33 shouting ^-^ pwebeians; +Follow :33 his >_< chawiot, ^.^ wike x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ^w^ spot +Of aww >w< thy sex; UwU most monster-like, be OwO shown +For >_> poow'st xDD diminyutives, fow >_> doits, ÚwÚ and wet +;;w;; Patient ^-^ Octavia pwough >w< thy >w< visage x3 up +With her ^w^ pwepawed nyaiws. uWu Exit CLEOPATRA +'Tis weww th'art >w< gonye, +;;w;; If >w< it be weww to ÚwÚ wive; >_> but xDD bettew >w< 'twewe +^.^ Thou >_> feww'st x3 into x3 my ^w^ fuwy, fow one :33 death +^.^ Might uWu have prevented many. ÚwÚ Ewos, ho! +uWu The shirt of >_< Nyessus >_> is ;;w;; upon OwO me; >_< teach uWu me, +:3 Awcides, xDD thou >_< minye ancestow, >w< thy uWu wage; +Let ;;w;; me uWu wodge Lichas on x3 the >w< howns ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; moon, +xDD And with UwU those ^.^ hands :3 that >w< gwasp'd x3 the ;;w;; heaviest club +Subdue x3 my x3 wowthiest sewf. uWu The >w< witch UwU shaww die. +;;w;; To x3 the xDD young Roman ;;w;; boy ^.^ she hath sold uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I faww +;;w;; Undew ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwot. :33 She dies xDD fow't. ÚwÚ Ewos, ho! uWu Exit + +uWu ACT_4|SC_13 +>w< SCENyE ^.^ XIII. +>_> Awexandwia. :3 CWEOPATWA's ^w^ pawace + +Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and MARDIAN + +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Hewp uWu me, x3 my ^w^ women. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ mowe ^-^ mad +Than Tewamon fow :33 his shiewd; x3 the boar of ^-^ Thessawy +Was >_< nyevew UwU so emboss'd. +CHARMIAN. ;;w;; To th'monument! +>_> Thewe OwO wock yourself, ÚwÚ and >_> send ^.^ him ;;w;; wowd xDD you OwO awe uWu dead. +uWu The :3 souw ÚwÚ and >w< body ^w^ wive nyot ^.^ mowe uWu in >w< pawting +Than :33 gweatnyess x3 going off. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; To x3 th' xDD monyument! +>_> Mawdian, OwO go tell ^.^ him UwU I uWu have :3 swain >_< mysewf; +x3 Say :3 that x3 the >w< wast UwU I ^-^ spoke UwU was >_< 'Antony' +xDD And ;;w;; wowd :33 it, ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ piteouswy. Hence, >_> Mawdian, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me >w< how ^.^ he UwU takes x3 my death. ;;w;; To x3 th' xDD monyument! +Exeunt + +^-^ ACT_4|SC_14 +>w< SCENyE XIV. +CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and :33 EWOS + +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Ewos, xDD thou yet behold'st me? +EWOS. Ay, x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. +xDD ANTONY. :3 Sometime ^.^ we >_> see :3 a ;;w;; cwoud ^w^ that's dwagonyish; +^-^ A >_> vapouw ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ wike :3 a UwU beaw ow wion, +^-^ A OwO towew'd ^-^ citadew, :3 a pendent :33 wock, +^-^ A forked >w< mountain, ow blue ^w^ pwomontowy +With trees :3 upon't :3 that nod >w< unto x3 the wowwd +xDD And ÚwÚ mock UwU ouw eyes with air. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 seen these signs; +^-^ They OwO awe black >_> vespew's >_> pageants. +EWOS. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD ANTONY. :33 That which >_> is nyow :3 a horse, even with :3 a xDD thought +uWu The ^.^ wack uWu diswimns, ÚwÚ and x3 makes >w< it ÚwÚ indistinct, +;;w;; As UwU watew >_> is uWu in >_> watew. +EWOS. ^.^ It >w< does, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD ANTONY. OwO My ÚwÚ good x3 knyave ÚwÚ Ewos, nyow >w< thy UwU captain >_> is +Even xDD such :3 a body. :3 Hewe UwU I ^w^ am uWu Antony; +ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; cannyot howd ÚwÚ this visibwe UwU shape, x3 my knave. +UwU I UwU made these UwU waws fow >_< Egypt; ÚwÚ and x3 the Queen- +>_< Whose >_< heawt UwU I xDD thought UwU I :33 had, fow ^.^ she xDD had >_> minye, +>_< Which, whiwst >w< it UwU was >_> minye, xDD had :3 annyex'd OwO unto't +^-^ A miwwion :3 moe, nyow xDD wost- uWu she, ÚwÚ Ewos, >_> has +^.^ Pack'd ^.^ cawds with ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and OwO fawse-pway'd x3 my :3 gwowy +uWu Unto >w< an ÚwÚ enyemy's twiumph. +Nyay, xDD weep >_> nyot, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ Ewos; there >_> is left >_> us +Ourselves to >w< end uWu ouwsewves. + +Entew MARDIAN + +>_< O, >w< thy ^-^ viwe :33 wady! +:33 She >_> has wobb'd ;;w;; me of x3 my ^-^ swowd. +MARDIAN. :3 Nyo, uWu Antony; +OwO My mistwess :3 wov'd ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and her fowtunyes >w< mingwed +With ^.^ thinye xDD entiwewy. +xDD ANTONY. Hence, ^w^ saucy eunyuch; peace! +:33 She hath betray'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww ^-^ die x3 the death. +MARDIAN. >_> Death of one ÚwÚ pewson ^.^ can be paid >_> but ^w^ once, +xDD And :3 that ^.^ she >_> has discharg'd. >_> What xDD thou wouldst UwU do +Is donye >w< unto >w< thy >w< hand. uWu The >w< wast ^.^ she x3 spake +Was ÚwÚ 'Antony! UwU most x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Antony!' +UwU Then uWu in x3 the >w< midst :3 a teawing gwoan uWu did bweak +uWu The xDD nyame of uWu Antony; >w< it UwU was OwO divided +Between her >_< heawt ÚwÚ and x3 wips. :33 She ^.^ wend'wed :3 wife, +x3 Thy xDD nyame UwU so buried uWu in her. +xDD ANTONY. Dead ^w^ then? +MARDIAN. ^.^ Dead. +xDD ANTONY. >_< Unyawm, ^.^ Ewos; x3 the ^-^ wong day's :3 task >_> is :33 donye, +xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO sweep. :33 That xDD thou depart'st >w< hence >_< safe +ÚwÚ Does x3 pay >w< thy labour ÚwÚ wichwy. ^w^ Go. uWu Exit MARDIAN +Off, pluck off! +uWu The >_< sevenfowd OwO shiewd of ^.^ Ajax ;;w;; cannyot >_< keep +uWu The ^-^ battewy from x3 my ;;w;; heawt. >_< O, ;;w;; cweave, x3 my uWu sides! +Heawt, >_> once be stronger than >w< thy continent, +Crack >w< thy frail :3 case. :33 Apace, ÚwÚ Ewos, :3 apace.- +No ^.^ mowe :3 a OwO sowdiew. Bruised :3 pieces, go; +>_> You uWu have :33 been ;;w;; nyobwy borne.- Fwom ;;w;; me OwO awhiwe. uWu Exit :33 EWOS +UwU I xDD wiww >_> o'ewtake ÚwÚ thee, xDD Cweopatwa, ÚwÚ and +UwU Weep fow x3 my pardon. ^w^ So >w< it ^w^ must be, fow nyow +All :33 wength >_> is towtuwe. Since x3 the :33 towch >_> is ^.^ out, +Lie ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stway nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. Now aww labour +uWu Maws >_> what >w< it :3 does; >w< yea, xDD vewy force entangwes +Itself with :33 stwength. Seal >w< then, ÚwÚ and aww >_> is ^-^ donye. +^w^ Ewos!- UwU I come, x3 my xDD queen.- ^w^ Ewos!- OwO Stay fow OwO me; +Whewe >w< souws UwU do UwU couch on flowers, we'll uWu hand uWu in uWu hand, +xDD And with UwU ouw sprightly ^.^ powt >_< make x3 the ghosts ^-^ gaze. +^w^ Dido ÚwÚ and her ÚwÚ Aenyeas UwU shaww ^.^ want ^.^ twoops, +xDD And aww x3 the >_> haunt be ouws.- ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ Ewos, Ewos! + +^.^ We-entew :33 EWOS + +EWOS. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD ANTONY. Since Cleopatra died, +UwU I uWu have liv'd uWu in xDD such x3 dishonyouw :3 that x3 the gods +UwU Detest x3 my basenyess. I, :3 that with x3 my xDD swowd +Quarter'd x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ o'ew green >_< Nyeptunye's back +With ÚwÚ ships UwU made OwO cities, >_< condemn mysewf to ^.^ wack +uWu The couwage of :3 a >_< woman; less x3 nyobwe ^-^ mind +Than ^.^ she which ^.^ by her :33 death UwU ouw Caesaw uWu tewws +ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am ÚwÚ conquewow of >_> mysewf.' ^.^ Thou awt sworn, ÚwÚ Ewos, +^.^ That, when x3 the x3 exigent >_> shouwd come- which nyow +Is come uWu indeed- when UwU I >_> shouwd >_> see x3 behind ;;w;; me +xDD Th' inevitable uWu pwosecution of +>w< Disgwace ÚwÚ and howwow, :3 that, on x3 my >_> command, +^.^ Thou xDD then wouldst OwO kiww x3 me. uWu Do't; x3 the time >_> is x3 come. +^.^ Thou strik'st nyot OwO me; UwU 'tis Caesaw xDD thou :3 defeat'st. +>_> Put colour uWu in >w< thy >w< cheek. +EWOS. uWu The gods :3 withhowd me! +Shall UwU I UwU do :3 that which aww x3 the x3 Pawthian ^w^ dawts, +;;w;; Though enyemy, wost aim ÚwÚ and couwd ^w^ nyot? +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Ewos, +Wouldst xDD thou be ;;w;; window'd uWu in great ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and >_> see +x3 Thy >_< mastew OwO thus with OwO pweach'd awms, x3 bending down +ÚwÚ His >w< cowwigibwe neck, :33 his OwO face :33 subdu'd +;;w;; To >_< penyetwative UwU shame, whiwst x3 the ^.^ wheew'd uWu seat +Of ;;w;; fowtunyate ÚwÚ Caesaw, drawn >w< befowe :3 him, ^w^ bwanded +ÚwÚ His baseness :3 that >_> ensued? +EWOS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; see't. +xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Come, :33 then; fow with :3 a ;;w;; wound UwU I ^w^ must be >w< cuw'd. +Draw :3 that >w< thy xDD honyest uWu swowd, which xDD thou x3 hast wown +:3 Most :33 usefuw fow >w< thy country. +EWOS. >_< O, ^w^ siw, UwU pawdon me! +xDD ANTONY. x3 When UwU I uWu did >_< make uWu thee >w< fwee, >_> swow'st xDD thou nyot xDD then +;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this when UwU I ;;w;; bade thee? Do >w< it uWu at ^w^ once, +:33 Ow >w< thy xDD pwecedent >_< sewvices OwO awe aww +OwO But accidents unpuwpos'd. ^.^ Dwaw, ÚwÚ and x3 come. +EWOS. Tuwn from ;;w;; me xDD then :3 that x3 nyobwe ^-^ countenyance, +^-^ Whewein x3 the :33 wowship of x3 the whole wowwd uWu wies. +xDD ANTONY. >_> Wo uWu thee! OwO [Tuwnying from >w< him] +EWOS. OwO My xDD swowd >_> is UwU dwawn. +xDD ANTONY. UwU Then wet >w< it UwU do uWu at >_> once +uWu The ^.^ thing >w< why xDD thou x3 hast drawn :3 it. +EWOS. OwO My uWu deaw ^.^ mastew, +OwO My UwU captain ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ empewow, wet ;;w;; me say, +^.^ Befowe UwU I strike ÚwÚ this bwoody :33 stwoke, farewell. +xDD ANTONY. 'Tis said, xDD man; ÚwÚ and farewell. +EWOS. UwU Faweweww, great UwU chief. Shall UwU I strike ^.^ nyow? +xDD ANTONY. >_> Nyow, ^.^ Ewos. +EWOS. Why, there >w< then! ^-^ Thus UwU do UwU I escape x3 the sorrow +Of Antony's death. >_< [Kiwws >_< himsewf +xDD ANTONY. uWu Thwice >w< nyobwew than mysewf! +^.^ Thou >_> teachest uWu me, x3 O uWu vawiant ÚwÚ Ewos, >_> what +UwU I should, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ couwdst not. OwO My >_< queen ÚwÚ and Eros +xDD Have, ^.^ by uWu theiw >_< bwave >w< instwuction, ^w^ got ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me +^-^ A nobleness uWu in x3 wecowd. OwO But UwU I xDD wiww be +^-^ A bwidegwoom uWu in x3 my UwU death, ÚwÚ and >w< wun into't +;;w;; As to :3 a lover's :3 bed. ^.^ Come, :33 then; x3 and, ÚwÚ Ewos, +x3 Thy >_< mastew dies >w< thy scholar. ;;w;; To UwU do OwO thus +[Fawwing on :33 his :3 swowd] +UwU I weawn'd of thee. ÚwÚ How? nyot dead? nyot dead?- +uWu The guawd, ho! >_< O, dispatch me! + +Entew ÚwÚ DEWCETAS ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD guawd + +uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. x3 What's x3 the ^w^ nyoise? +xDD ANTONY. UwU I uWu have donye x3 my ^.^ wowk UwU iww, fwiends. >_< O, >_< make >w< an >w< end +Of >_> what UwU I uWu have xDD begun. +^w^ SECOND :3 GUAWD. uWu The :33 staw >_> is xDD faww'n. +uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. xDD And time >_> is uWu at :33 his UwU pewiod. +uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ and woe! +xDD ANTONY. Let ^.^ him :3 that loves uWu me, strike ;;w;; me uWu dead. +uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. +^w^ SECOND :3 GUAWD. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. +^w^ THIWD :3 GUAWD. x3 Nyow xDD any onye. Exeunt xDD guawd +DEWCETAS. x3 Thy :33 death ÚwÚ and fowtunyes bid >w< thy ÚwÚ fowwowews fwy. +This xDD swowd >_> but OwO shown to ÚwÚ Caesaw, with ÚwÚ this :3 tidings, +Shall enter ;;w;; me with ^.^ him. + +Entew x3 DIOMEDES + +xDD DIOMEDES. :3 Whewe's Antony? +DEWCETAS. There, :33 Diomed, :33 thewe. +xDD DIOMEDES. Wives uWu he? +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ answew, man? uWu Exit ÚwÚ DEWCETAS +xDD ANTONY. Awt xDD thou thewe, ÚwÚ Diomed? Draw >w< thy xDD swowd ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me +>_> Sufficing strokes fow death. +xDD DIOMEDES. :3 Most ^w^ absowute uWu wowd, +OwO My mistwess Cleopatra sent ;;w;; me to thee. +xDD ANTONY. x3 When uWu did ^.^ she >_> send thee? +xDD DIOMEDES. >_> Nyow, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD ANTONY. Whewe >_> is >_< she? +xDD DIOMEDES. x3 Wock'd uWu in her uWu monyument. :33 She xDD had :3 a ;;w;; pwophesying feaw +Of >_> what hath come to UwU pass; fow when ^.^ she saw- +>_< Which >_< nyevew UwU shaww be found- xDD you uWu did >_> suspect +:33 She xDD had uWu dispos'd with ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 youw xDD wage +Wouwd nyot be :3 puwg'd, ^.^ she sent xDD you ;;w;; wowd ^.^ she UwU was UwU dead; +OwO But feawing xDD since >w< how >w< it ^w^ might work, hath sent +x3 Me to :3 pwocwaim x3 the truth; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am come, +UwU I >w< dwead, ^w^ too UwU wate. +xDD ANTONY. Too late, ÚwÚ good :33 Diomed. ;;w;; Caww x3 my guawd, UwU I UwU pwithee. +xDD DIOMEDES. What, ho! x3 the uWu Empewow's guawd! uWu The guawd, >_> what ho! +^.^ Come, x3 youw ;;w;; wowd uWu cawws! + +Entew fouw ow five of x3 the xDD guawd of >_< ANTONY + +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Beaw uWu me, ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, :3 whewe Cleopatra ^-^ bides; +'Tis x3 the >w< wast OwO sewvice :3 that UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ command OwO you. +uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. Woe, woe OwO awe :33 we, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO may nyot ^w^ wive to ^-^ weaw +All x3 youw true ÚwÚ fowwowews OwO out. +uWu AWW. :3 Most x3 heavy ^.^ day! +xDD ANTONY. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my fewwows, UwU do nyot uWu pwease ^-^ shawp fate +;;w;; To xDD gwace >w< it with x3 youw >_< sowwows. x3 Bid :3 that wewcome +>_< Which x3 comes to punyish us, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we punyish :33 it, +>w< Seeming to UwU beaw >w< it wightwy. ^.^ Take ;;w;; me :33 up. +UwU I uWu have x3 wed xDD you ÚwÚ oft; carry ;;w;; me now, ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, +xDD And uWu have x3 my thanks fow all. ^.^ Exeunt, hearing >_< ANTONY +ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_15 +>w< SCENyE >_< XV. +>_> Awexandwia. ^-^ A ;;w;; monyument + +Entew CLEOPATRA ÚwÚ and her ^w^ maids awoft, with CHARMIAN ÚwÚ and IWAS -CLEOPATRA. :3 O Charmian, I uWu wiww never >w< go ^-^ fwom OwO hence! ->_> CHAWMIAN. Be ;;w;; comfowted, dear ÚwÚ madam. -CLEOPATRA. No, I uWu wiww not. -^-^ Aww ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and uWu tewwibwe >w< events awe welcome, -But UwU comfowts ^-^ we ;;w;; despise; ^-^ ouw UwU size >_> of xDD sowwow, -xDD Pwopowtion'd ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ cause, >w< must >w< be as gweat -UwU As UwU that ;;w;; which makes it. - -x3 Entew DIOMEDES, x3 bewow - -OwO How nyow! ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? -uWu DIOMEDES. His >_> death's x3 upon ^w^ him, uWu but ^.^ nyot UwU dead. -Wook >_< out o' th' uWu othew >_> side >_> youw monyument; -His guawd ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him thithew. - -OwO Entew, UwU bewow, ^.^ ANTONY, ÚwÚ bownye uWu by OwO the guawd - -CLEOPATRA. :3 O >_> sun, -x3 Buwn OwO the gweat sphere :3 thou x3 mov'st in! Dawkwing ^.^ stand -The >_< vawying showe o' th' world. :3 O ^.^ Antony, -^.^ Antony, Antony! :3 Hewp, ^-^ Chawmian; help, Iwas, help; -:3 Hewp, fwiends xDD bewow! Let's dwaw him hithew. -^-^ ANTONY. UwU Peace! -:3 Nyot Caesar's valour ;;w;; hath ^-^ o'ewthwown ^.^ Antony, -But ^-^ Antony's ;;w;; hath :33 twiumph'd uWu on itself. -CLEOPATRA. ^w^ So ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ be, UwU that UwU nyonye uWu but Antony -;;w;; Shouwd OwO conquew Antony; uWu but >_> woe 'tis so! -^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_< dying, ^.^ Egypt, dying; only -I here >_< impowtunye death uWu awhiwe, xDD untiw -x3 Of many ^w^ thousand OwO kisses OwO the UwU poow last -I uWu way x3 upon >w< thy lips. -CLEOPATRA. I dare ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; deaw. -UwU Deaw my lord, :33 pawdon! I dare ;;w;; nyot, -Lest I >w< be taken. :3 Nyot th' imperious show -x3 Of OwO the OwO fuww-fowtun'd Caesar >w< evew uWu shaww -Be ^w^ bwooch'd with >_> me. >w< If ;;w;; knyife, ÚwÚ dwugs, ÚwÚ sewpents, ^.^ have -xDD Edge, ^.^ sting, ^w^ ow operation, I x3 am ^-^ safe. -Your UwU wife OwO Octavia, with xDD hew modest eyes -And still ;;w;; concwusion, uWu shaww acquiwe nyo uWu honyouw -^-^ Demuwing x3 upon >_> me. But xDD come, xDD come, Antony- -Hewp uWu me, my :3 women- ^-^ we >w< must dwaw ÚwÚ thee up; -OwO Assist, good >_< fwiends. -^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, ^.^ quick, ^w^ ow I x3 am gone. -CLEOPATRA. Here's uWu spowt uWu indeed! OwO How :33 heavy weighs my wowd! -Our OwO stwength :3 is >w< aww gonye OwO into ÚwÚ heavinyess; -:33 That makes OwO the uWu weight. Had I gweat uWu Junyo's :33 powew, -The ÚwÚ stwong-wing'd >_> Mewcuwy shouwd ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee uWu up, -And xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu by ÚwÚ Juv's xDD side. >_> Yet come :3 a ^-^ wittwe. -xDD Wishews ;;w;; wewe >w< evew fools. :3 O xDD come, xDD come, -^.^ [They heave >w< ANTONY ^-^ awoft ^-^ to CLEOPATRA] -And welcome, welcome! ^.^ Die xDD whewe :3 thou x3 hast wiv'd. -Quicken with OwO kissing. Had my lips UwU that :33 powew, -ÚwÚ Thus would I wear them >_< out. -ALL. OwO A :33 heavy uWu sight! -^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_< dying, ^.^ Egypt, dying. ->w< Give me >w< some winye, ÚwÚ and let me speak :3 a ^-^ wittwe. -CLEOPATRA. No, let me >_< speak; ÚwÚ and let me ;;w;; waiw OwO so UwU high -:33 That OwO the false huswife >_> Fowtunye >_< bweak xDD hew wheew, -Pwovok'd uWu by my >_> offence. -^-^ ANTONY. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ sweet queen: -x3 Of Caesar >w< seek >_> youw xDD honyouw, with >_> youw xDD safety. O! -CLEOPATRA. ^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< go >w< togethew. -^-^ ANTONY. >_> Gentwe, hear :3 me: -None about Caesar xDD twust uWu but :33 Pwocuweius. -CLEOPATRA. UwU My wesowution ÚwÚ and my ^.^ hands I'll x3 twust; -None about Caesar -^-^ ANTONY. The xDD misewabwe >_> change :3 nyow at my ^-^ end -Lament :3 nyow UwU sowwow at; uWu but >w< pwease >_> youw >_> thoughts -UwU In OwO feeding them with x3 those my fowmew :3 fowtunyes -OwO Whewein I uWu wiv'd OwO the :3 gweatest pwince o' th' UwU wowwd, -The noblest; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 nyow ^.^ nyot basewy x3 die, -:3 Nyot >_> cowawdwy >w< put x3 off my >_> hewmet ^-^ to -UwU My countwyman- :3 a Woman uWu by :3 a Woman -uWu Vawiantwy ;;w;; vanquish'd. Nyow my spirit :3 is ^-^ going -I can nyo more. -CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyobwest >_> of ^-^ men, UwU woo't ^.^ die? -xDD Hast :3 thou nyo cawe >_> of x3 me? :33 Shaww I >_> abide -UwU In :3 this :33 duww UwU wowwd, ;;w;; which in >w< thy absence :3 is -:3 Nyo better than :3 a sty? :33 O, >_> see, my :3 women, UwU [Antony dies] -The :3 cwown o' th' :3 eawth doth melt. UwU My wowd! -:33 O, ^.^ withew'd :3 is OwO the OwO gawwand >_> of OwO the war, -The uWu sowdiew's ÚwÚ powe :3 is >_< faww'n! Young :3 boys ÚwÚ and girls -uWu Awe ^w^ wevew :3 nyow with ^-^ men. The >_> odds :3 is gone, -And there :3 is nyothing weft xDD wemawkabwe -:33 Benyeath OwO the :3 visiting ÚwÚ moon. [Swoons] ->_> CHAWMIAN. :33 O, quietness, ^-^ wady! -xDD IWAS. x3 She's UwU dead UwU too, ^-^ ouw sovereign. ->_> CHAWMIAN. x3 Wady! -xDD IWAS. ÚwÚ Madam! ->_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O UwU madam, UwU madam, >_> madam! -xDD IWAS. UwU Woyaw ^.^ Egypt, ÚwÚ Empwess! ->_> CHAWMIAN. Peace, :3 peace, xDD Iwas! -CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but uWu e'en :3 a woman, ÚwÚ and ^w^ commanded -By such UwU poow passion as OwO the maid UwU that milks -And OwO does OwO the UwU meanyest chawes. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe uWu fow me -ÚwÚ To thwow my OwO sceptwe at OwO the xDD injuwious gods; -ÚwÚ To tell them UwU that :3 this x3 wowwd >_> did >w< equaw ;;w;; theiws -;;w;; Tiww uWu they xDD had stow'n ^-^ ouw :33 jewew. x3 Aww's uWu but nought; -uWu Patience :3 is UwU sottish, ÚwÚ and :3 impatience OwO does ->_> Become :3 a ^.^ dog that's ^w^ mad. ;;w;; Then :3 is ^.^ it xDD sin -ÚwÚ To x3 wush OwO into OwO the >w< secwet house >_> of death -Ewe death dare come ^-^ to >_> us? OwO How ^-^ do you, :33 women? ->_> What, x3 what! good uWu cheew! ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Charmian! -UwU My x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ giwws! xDD Ah, :3 women, :3 women, look, -Our OwO wamp :3 is x3 spent, >w< it's ;;w;; out! Good ;;w;; siws, UwU take ÚwÚ heawt. ->w< We'ww :33 buwy him; ÚwÚ and then, ^w^ what's brave, ^w^ what's noble, -Let's ^-^ do ^.^ it aftew OwO the UwU high Woman x3 fashion, -And ^-^ make death >_> pwoud ^-^ to UwU take ÚwÚ us. ^w^ Come, away; -:3 This UwU case >_> of UwU that huge spirit :3 nyow :3 is cold. -xDD Ah, :3 women, women! uWu Come; ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo fwiend -But wesowution ÚwÚ and OwO the bwiefest OwO end. -uWu Exeunt; x3 those :33 abuv hearing x3 off :33 ANTONY'S ÚwÚ body - -OwO ACT_5|SC_1 -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Awexandwia. :3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, uWu DOWABEWWA, :3 MAECENyAS, uWu GAWWUS, -ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, his ;;w;; Counciw >_> of ^.^ Waw - -CAESAW. uWu Go ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^-^ Dowabewwa, ;;w;; bid him yield; ->_> Being OwO so fwustwate, tell him ^.^ he >w< mocks -The pauses UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ makes. -DOLABELLA. Caesaw, I shall. Exit - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ DEWCETAS x3 With OwO the >_< swowd >_> of >w< ANTONY - -CAESAW. >w< Whewefowe :3 is ÚwÚ that? And what art :3 thou UwU that :33 daw'st -xDD Appeaw ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >_> us? -DEWCETAS. I x3 am xDD caww'd Dewcetas; ->_< Mawk Antony I sewv'd, ^-^ who :33 best ÚwÚ was >w< wowthy -:33 Best ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; sewv'd. >w< Whiwst ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood OwO up ÚwÚ and spoke, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and I :33 wowe my life -ÚwÚ To uWu spend x3 upon his ÚwÚ hatews. >w< If :3 thou >w< pwease -ÚwÚ To UwU take me ^-^ to ^.^ thee, as I ÚwÚ was ^-^ to him -I'll >w< be ^-^ to xDD Caesaw; ^-^ if :3 thou >_> pweasest ;;w;; nyot, -I ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee OwO up my wife. -CAESAW. What :3 is't :3 thou OwO say'st? -DEWCETAS. I ÚwÚ say, :3 O Caesaw, Antony :3 is UwU dead. -CAESAW. The breaking >_> of OwO so gweat :3 a xDD thing shouwd ^-^ make -OwO A gweatew cwack. The x3 wound x3 wowwd -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have shook ^.^ wions OwO into civil stweets, -And xDD citizens ^-^ to theiw x3 dens. The death >_> of Antony -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< singwe uWu doom; in OwO the name uWu way -OwO A xDD moiety >_> of OwO the world. -DEWCETAS. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO dead, Caesaw, -:3 Nyot uWu by :3 a uWu pubwic >_< minyistew >_> of justice, -Nyow uWu by :3 a hired uWu knyife; uWu but UwU that uWu sewf hand -^w^ Which :3 wwit his uWu honyouw in OwO the acts ^.^ it >_> did -Hath, with OwO the :33 couwage ;;w;; which OwO the OwO heawt >_> did lend it, -Splitted OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. :3 This :3 is his swowd; -I ;;w;; wobb'd his x3 wound >_> of xDD it; >w< behowd ^.^ it :33 stain'd -x3 With his UwU most x3 nyobwe bwood. -CAESAW. Wook you sad, uWu fwiends? -The UwU gods webuke uWu me, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is >_< tidings -ÚwÚ To wash OwO the eyes >_> of ^.^ kings. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. And ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ it :3 is -:33 That ^-^ nyatuwe >w< must x3 compew OwO us ^-^ to >_> wament -Our UwU most pewsisted >_< deeds. -^.^ MAECENyAS. His >_> taints ÚwÚ and honours -^-^ Wag'd >w< equaw with >_> him. -;;w;; AGWIPPA. OwO A >_< wawew spirit never -OwO Did >_< steew ^.^ humanyity. But you UwU gods uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO us -uWu Some faults ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us ^-^ men. Caesar :3 is touch'd. -^.^ MAECENyAS. When such :3 a xDD spacious UwU miwwow's xDD set before ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds >w< must UwU see :3 himsewf. -CAESAW. :3 O ^.^ Antony, -I ^.^ have follow'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to x3 this! But ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; wance ->w< Diseases in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; bodies. I >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce ->_< Have shown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee such :3 a >w< decwinying :3 day -Ow ÚwÚ wook uWu on :3 thinye; ^-^ we :33 couwd ^.^ nyot stall >_> togethew -UwU In OwO the xDD whowe world. But ÚwÚ yet let me wament, -x3 With ;;w;; teaws as x3 suvweign as OwO the UwU bwood >_> of hearts, -:33 That thou, my :33 bwothew, my ;;w;; competitow -UwU In :3 top >_> of >w< aww design, my :33 mate in empiwe, -Friend ÚwÚ and ^.^ companyion in OwO the xDD fwont >_> of war, -The arm >_> of >_< minye >_> own body, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO heawt -:3 Whewe >_< minye his >_> thoughts >_> did ^.^ kindwe- UwU that ^-^ ouw staws, -UwU Unweconciwiabwe, shouwd >_> divide -Our equalness ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. >w< Heaw uWu me, good ^.^ fwiends- - -x3 Entew OwO an ;;w;; EGYPTIAN - -But I uWu wiww tell you at >w< some >_> meetew ^-^ season. -The ^-^ businyess >_> of :3 this man looks >_< out >_> of him; ->w< We'ww hear him what ^.^ he ;;w;; says. >_> Whence awe you? -EGYPTIAN. OwO A UwU poow :3 Egyptian, ÚwÚ yet OwO the uWu Queen, my mistress, -;;w;; Confin'd in >w< aww ^.^ she :33 has, xDD hew monument, -x3 Of >w< thy ÚwÚ intents desires instruction, -:33 That ^.^ she ;;w;; pwepawedwy ^-^ may fwame x3 hewsewf -ÚwÚ To th' uWu way she's fowc'd x3 to. -CAESAW. UwU Bid xDD hew ^.^ have good ÚwÚ heawt. -She >_> soon uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> of >w< us, uWu by >w< some >_> of UwU ouws, -OwO How honyouwabwe ÚwÚ and how kindwy ^-^ we -Detewminye uWu fow UwU hew; uWu fow Caesar cannyot learn -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO ungentwe. -EGYPTIAN. ^w^ So OwO the UwU gods OwO pwesewve thee! Exit -CAESAW. Come hithew, :33 Pwocuweius. uWu Go ÚwÚ and uWu say -We OwO puwpose xDD hew nyo >w< shame. >w< Give xDD hew what UwU comfowts -The ;;w;; quawity >_> of xDD hew passion uWu shaww require, -OwO West, in xDD hew >_< gweatnyess, uWu by >w< some x3 mowtaw OwO stwoke -She ^-^ do x3 defeat >_< us; uWu fow xDD hew life in >_> Wome -Wouwd >w< be eternal in ^-^ ouw twiumph. Go, -And with >_> youw ^-^ speediest bwing OwO us what ^.^ she uWu says, -And how you find :3 hew. -;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. Caesaw, I shall. Exit -CAESAW. OwO Gawwus, >w< go you awong. Exit xDD GAWWUS -Where's ^-^ Dowabewwa, ^-^ to uWu second Proculeius? -ALL. Dolabella! -CAESAW. >_> Wet him xDD awonye, uWu fow I wemembew :3 nyow -OwO How :33 he's :33 empwoy'd; ^.^ he uWu shaww in UwU time >w< be weady. -uWu Go with me ^-^ to my >_> tent, xDD whewe you uWu shaww UwU see -OwO How hardly I ÚwÚ was :33 dwawn OwO into :3 this war, -OwO How UwU cawm ÚwÚ and gentwe I proceeded still -UwU In >w< aww my ;;w;; wwitings. uWu Go with uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU see -What I can show in ÚwÚ this. >_< Exeunt - ->w< ACT_5|SC_2 -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Awexandwia. The :33 monyument - -x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWDIAN - -CLEOPATRA. UwU My desowation OwO does begin ^-^ to ^-^ make -OwO A better wife. ^.^ 'Tis pawtwy ^-^ to >w< be Caesaw: -:3 Nyot being ;;w;; Fowtunye, :33 he's uWu but Fowtunye's >_< knyave, -OwO A >_< minyistew >_> of xDD hew wiww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is gweat -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do UwU that xDD thing UwU that ends >w< aww uWu othew >_< deeds, -^w^ Which shackwes x3 accidents ÚwÚ and :3 bowts OwO up change, -^w^ Which sweeps, ÚwÚ and never UwU pawates ^-^ mowe OwO the uWu dug, -The beggar's ÚwÚ nyuwse ÚwÚ and xDD Caesaw's. - -OwO Entew, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of OwO the monument, ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, uWu GAWWUS, -ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. Caesar >_> sends UwU gweetings ^-^ to OwO the Queen >_> of ^.^ Egypt, -And >_< bids ÚwÚ thee study uWu on what fair demands -Thou mean'st ^-^ to ^.^ have him gwant thee. -CLEOPATRA. What's >w< thy name? -;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. UwU My name :3 is :33 Pwocuweius. -CLEOPATRA. Antony -OwO Did tell me >_> of you, bade me xDD twust OwO you; uWu but -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy cawe ^-^ to >w< be uWu deceiv'd, -:33 That ^.^ have nyo ;;w;; use uWu fow xDD twusting. >w< If >_> youw ^w^ mastew -Wouwd ^.^ have :3 a queen his :33 beggaw, you >w< must tell him -:33 That ^-^ majesty, ^-^ to ^-^ keep ^w^ decowum, >w< must -:3 Nyo less UwU beg than :3 a ^.^ kingdom. >w< If ^.^ he >w< pwease -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me conquer'd UwU Egypt uWu fow my UwU son, -ÚwÚ He gives me OwO so >w< much >_> of >_< minye >_> own as I -uWu Wiww knyeew ^-^ to him with :33 thanks. -;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. Be >_> of good cheer; -Y'awe OwO faww'n OwO into :3 a >_< pwincewy >w< hand; ;;w;; feaw nothing. -UwU Make >_> youw :33 fuww :33 wefewence ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to my lord, -OwO Who :3 is OwO so :33 fuww >_> of OwO gwace UwU that ^.^ it uWu fwows xDD uvw -uWu On >w< aww UwU that need. >_> Wet me wepowt ^-^ to him -Your ^w^ sweet >_< dependency, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww find -OwO A conquewow UwU that uWu wiww pray in aid uWu fow >_> kindnyess -:3 Whewe ^.^ he uWu fow OwO gwace :3 is uWu knyeew'd x3 to. -CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Pway you tell him -I x3 am his >_< fowtunye's vassaw ÚwÚ and I ^-^ send him -The greatness ^.^ he >_> has got. I houwwy learn -OwO A OwO doctwinye >_> of ÚwÚ obedience, ÚwÚ and would UwU gwadwy -Wook him >w< i' th' face. -;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. :3 This I'll report, dear >_< wady. ->_< Have UwU comfowt, uWu fow I xDD knyow >_> youw plight :3 is ^w^ pitied -x3 Of him UwU that caus'd it. -GAWWUS. You UwU see how easiwy ^.^ she ^-^ may >w< be suwpwis'd. - -;;w;; Hewe PWOCUWEIUS ÚwÚ and two >_> of OwO the guawd ;;w;; ascend OwO the -:33 monyument uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ waddew ^w^ pwaced x3 against :3 a window, -ÚwÚ and come >_> behind CLEOPATRA. uWu Some >_> of OwO the guawd -x3 unbaw ÚwÚ and open OwO the ^w^ gates - -Guard xDD hew ÚwÚ tiww Caesar come. Exit -xDD IWAS. UwU Woyaw x3 Queen! ->_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O Cleopatra! :3 thou art >w< taken, x3 Queen! -CLEOPATRA. >_> Quick, ^.^ quick, good hands. ÚwÚ [Dwawing :3 a :3 daggew] -;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. ^-^ Howd, >w< wowthy >w< wady, >_< howd, [Disarms :3 hew] -Do ^.^ nyot yourself such ^.^ wwong, ^-^ who awe in :3 this -Wewiev'd, uWu but ^.^ nyot >_< betway'd. -CLEOPATRA. >_> What, >_> of death UwU too, -:33 That >_< wids ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dogs >_> of wanguish? -;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. UwU Cweopatwa, -Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ abuse my >_< mastew's bounty uWu by -^-^ Th' ;;w;; undoing >_> of OwO youwsewf. >_> Wet OwO the x3 wowwd UwU see -His ;;w;; nyobwenyess ;;w;; weww OwO acted, ;;w;; which >_> youw death -uWu Wiww never let come fowth. -CLEOPATRA. :3 Whewe art thou, UwU death? -Come hithew, x3 come! ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 a queen -Worth many >w< babes ÚwÚ and beggaws! -;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. :33 O, tempewance, ^-^ wady! -CLEOPATRA. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww xDD eat nyo ^-^ meat; I'll ^.^ nyot x3 dwink, siw; ->w< If :33 idwe talk uWu wiww UwU once >w< be UwU nyecessawy, -I'll ^.^ nyot ;;w;; sweep nyeithew. :3 This x3 mowtaw house I'll wuin, -Do Caesar what ^.^ he ^.^ can. Knyow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO wait pinion'd at >_> youw >_< mastew's couwt, -Nyow UwU once >w< be ^-^ chastis'd with OwO the :33 sobew eye -x3 Of :33 duww x3 Octavia. :33 Shaww uWu they hoist me uWu up, -And show me ^-^ to OwO the OwO shouting ^w^ vawwetwy -x3 Of censuring Rome? >_< Wathew :3 a OwO ditch in UwU Egypt -Be gentwe grave x3 unto UwU me! >_< Wathew uWu on :33 Nyiwus' >w< mud ->w< Way me stark-nak'd, ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^-^ watew-fwies -^-^ Bwow me OwO into abhowwing! >_< Wathew ^-^ make -UwU My ^-^ countwy's UwU high >_< pywamides my ^-^ gibbet, -And >_> hang me OwO up in ^-^ chains! -;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. You ^-^ do uWu extend -^.^ These >_> thoughts >_> of >w< howwow further than you uWu shaww -Find cause in Caesar. - -x3 Entew OwO DOWABEWWA - -DOLABELLA. Proculeius, -What :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye >w< thy ^w^ mastew Caesar knows, -And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow thee. >_< Fow OwO the uWu Queen, -I'll UwU take xDD hew ^-^ to my ^.^ guawd. -;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. UwU So, ^-^ Dowabewwa, -^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ content me >_> best. Be gentwe ^-^ to :3 hew. -uWu [To CLEOPATRA] ÚwÚ To Caesar I uWu wiww speak what you uWu shaww please, ->w< If ^w^ you'ww x3 empwoy me ^-^ to >_> him. -CLEOPATRA. Say I would ^-^ die. ->_< Exeunt PWOCUWEIUS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews -DOLABELLA. uWu Most x3 nyobwe Empwess, you ^.^ have heard >_> of x3 me? -CLEOPATRA. I cannyot tell. -DOLABELLA. Assuwedwy you xDD knyow >_> me. -CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyo matter, ;;w;; siw, what I ^.^ have heard ^w^ ow known. -You waugh when :3 boys ^w^ ow >w< women tell theiw >w< dweams; -:3 Is't ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ twick? -DOLABELLA. I undewstand ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. -CLEOPATRA. I dreamt there ÚwÚ was OwO an UwU Empewow Antony- -:33 O, such another >w< sweep, UwU that I UwU might UwU see -But such another ^w^ man! -DOLABELLA. >w< If ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease :3 ye- -CLEOPATRA. His ;;w;; face ÚwÚ was as OwO the :3 heav'ns, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein ÚwÚ stuck -OwO A >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^w^ moon, ;;w;; which ^-^ kept theiw ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wighted -The wittwe :33 O, OwO the xDD eawth. -DOLABELLA. uWu Most x3 suvweign creature- -CLEOPATRA. His >w< wegs bestrid OwO the >w< ocean; his rear'd arm -Cwested OwO the world. His >w< voice ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ pwopewtied -UwU As >w< aww OwO the tuned >_< sphewes, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ to fwiends; -But when ^.^ he meant ^-^ to quaiw ÚwÚ and >_< shake OwO the ÚwÚ owb, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was as >_> wattwing ^w^ thundew. >_< Fow his x3 bounty, -Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo winter in't; OwO an autumn 'twas -:33 That ^-^ gwew OwO the ^-^ mowe uWu by reaping. His >w< dewights -Were UwU dowphin-wike: uWu they show'd his xDD back :33 abuv -The element uWu they uWu wiv'd in. UwU In his x3 wivewy -UwU Wawk'd >w< cwowns ÚwÚ and crownets; weawms ÚwÚ and xDD iswands ;;w;; wewe -UwU As ;;w;; pwates >_> dwopp'd ^-^ fwom his >_< pocket. -DOLABELLA. Cleopatra- -CLEOPATRA. :33 Think you there ÚwÚ was ^w^ ow UwU might >w< be such :3 a man -UwU As :3 this I dreamt x3 of? -DOLABELLA. ;;w;; Gentwe UwU madam, nyo. -CLEOPATRA. You >_< wie, OwO up ^-^ to OwO the hearing >_> of OwO the xDD gods. -But ^-^ if there >w< be :3 nyow >w< evew ;;w;; wewe ^-^ onye :33 such, -ÚwÚ It's ÚwÚ past OwO the UwU size >_> of drearning. :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ wants stuff -ÚwÚ To UwU vie ÚwÚ stwange >_> fowms with ;;w;; fancy; ÚwÚ yet x3 t' ÚwÚ imaginye -An Antony ;;w;; wewe nature's piece >w< 'gainst >w< fancy, -Condemning ^w^ shadows x3 quite. -DOLABELLA. >w< Heaw uWu me, good ÚwÚ madam. -Your woss ;;w;; is, as OwO youwsewf, OwO gweat; ÚwÚ and you bear ^.^ it -UwU As answering ^-^ to OwO the uWu weight. Wouwd I UwU might never -:33 O'ewtake ;;w;; puwsu'd >w< success, uWu but I ^-^ do x3 feew, -By OwO the ÚwÚ webound >_> of xDD youws, :3 a >w< gwief UwU that ^-^ smites -UwU My vewy OwO heawt at ^.^ woot. -CLEOPATRA. I :3 thank you, sir. -xDD Knyow you what Caesar :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do with x3 me? -DOLABELLA. I x3 am loath ^-^ to tell you what I would you uWu knyew. -CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you, sir. -DOLABELLA. ^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be honourable- -CLEOPATRA. He'll ;;w;; wead uWu me, then, in twiumph? -DOLABELLA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he uWu wiww. I xDD knyow't. [Fwouwish] -^w^ [Within: ;;w;; 'Make uWu way ^w^ thewe-Caesaw!'] - -x3 Entew CAESAR; uWu GAWWUS, ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, :3 MAECENyAS, UwU SEWEUCUS, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews >_> of his x3 twain - -CAESAW. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the Queen >_> of UwU Egypt? -DOLABELLA. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ madam. xDD [CWEOPATPA >w< knyeews] -CAESAW. UwU Awise, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ knyeew. -I pray you, x3 wise; ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ Egypt. -CLEOPATRA. >_> Siw, OwO the UwU gods -uWu Wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ;;w;; thus; my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and my lord -I >w< must ;;w;; obey. -CAESAW. ;;w;; Take ^-^ to you nyo ^-^ hawd xDD thoughts. -The ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of what injuwies you >_> did >w< us, -^-^ Though written in ^-^ ouw x3 fwesh, ^-^ we uWu shaww wemembew -UwU As >w< things uWu but x3 donye uWu by chance. -CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Sowe x3 siw o' th' UwU wowwd, -I cannyot :33 pwoject >_< minye >_> own cause OwO so ;;w;; weww -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it clear, uWu but ^-^ do x3 confess I ^.^ have -:3 Been waden with >_< wike frailties ;;w;; which before ->_< Have >_< often ÚwÚ sham'd ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sex. -CAESAW. UwU Cweopatwa, xDD knyow -We uWu wiww ;;w;; extenyuate wathew than uWu enfowce. ->w< If you OwO appwy yourself ^-^ to ^-^ ouw intents- -^w^ Which towards you awe UwU most gentwe- you uWu shaww find -OwO A benefit in :3 this ÚwÚ change; uWu but ^-^ if you >w< seek -ÚwÚ To uWu way uWu on me :3 a cruelty uWu by ^-^ taking -^-^ Antony's ^.^ couwse, you uWu shaww bereave yourself -x3 Of my good UwU puwposes, ÚwÚ and >w< put >_> youw chiwdwen -ÚwÚ To UwU that destwuction ;;w;; which I'll guawd them ^w^ fwom, ->w< If UwU theweon you OwO wewy. I'll UwU take my weave. -CLEOPATRA. And >w< may, OwO thwough >w< aww OwO the world. ^.^ 'Tis xDD youws, ÚwÚ and >_> we, -Your UwU scutcheons ÚwÚ and >_> youw signs >_> of :33 conquest, uWu shaww ->w< Hang in what place you pwease. Here, my good :33 wowd. -CAESAW. You uWu shaww :33 advise me in >w< aww uWu fow UwU Cweopatwa. -CLEOPATRA. :3 This :3 is OwO the bwief >_> of >_> monyey, ;;w;; pwate, ÚwÚ and jewews, -I x3 am ^-^ possess'd >_> of. ^.^ 'Tis x3 exactwy ;;w;; vawued, -:3 Nyot :33 petty >w< things admitted. Where's :33 Seweucus? -SEWEUCUS. Here, ÚwÚ madam. -CLEOPATRA. :3 This :3 is my ^.^ tweasuwew; let him ÚwÚ speak, my lord, -:3 Upon his ;;w;; pewiw, UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ wesewv'd -ÚwÚ To ^-^ mysewf nothing. ^w^ Speak OwO the truth, Seleucus. -SEWEUCUS. ^w^ Madam, -I xDD had wathew >w< seaw my lips than ^-^ to my peril -^w^ Speak UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is not. -CLEOPATRA. What ^.^ have I ^-^ kept back? -SEWEUCUS. ^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase what you ^.^ have :3 made known. -CAESAW. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 bwush ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ Cweopatwa; I appwuv -Your OwO wisdom in OwO the :3 deed. -CLEOPATRA. ^w^ See, Caesaw! :33 O, uWu behowd, -OwO How OwO pomp :3 is followed! Minye uWu wiww :3 nyow >w< be yours; -And, shouwd ^-^ we ÚwÚ shift ;;w;; estates, x3 youws would >w< be x3 minye. -The ingratitude >_> of :3 this Seleucus OwO does ->_< Even ^-^ make me wiwd. :3 O slave, >_> of nyo ^-^ mowe xDD twust ->w< Than love that's xDD hiw'd! >_> What, ^w^ goest :3 thou back? Thou ^-^ shawt -uWu Go ^w^ back, I ;;w;; wawwant thee; uWu but I'll catch UwU thinye eyes -^-^ Though uWu they xDD had x3 wings. Slave, soulless viwwain, xDD dog! -:3 O ^-^ wawewy ^-^ base! -CAESAW. Good uWu Queen, let OwO us entweat you. -CLEOPATRA. :3 O Caesaw, what :3 a >_> wounding ÚwÚ shame :3 is this, -:33 That :3 thou UwU vouchsafing here ^-^ to >w< visit uWu me, -Doing OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of >w< thy :33 wowdwinyess -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye OwO so OwO meek, UwU that >_< minye >_> own ^-^ sewvant shouwd ->w< Pawcew OwO the sum >_> of my disgwaces uWu by -uWu Addition >_> of his OwO envy! Say, good Caesaw, -:33 That I >w< some wady >_< twifwes ^.^ have wesewv'd, -Immoment UwU toys, >w< things >_> of such >w< dignyity -UwU As ^-^ we gweet modewn fwiends withal; ÚwÚ and uWu say -uWu Some nobler token I ^.^ have ^-^ kept >_> apawt ->_< Fow ^w^ Wivia ÚwÚ and OwO Octavia, ^-^ to ;;w;; induce -Their mediation- >w< must I >w< be :3 unfowded -x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that I ^.^ have >w< bwed? The x3 gods! ^w^ It ^-^ smites me -:33 Benyeath OwO the ^-^ faww I have. uWu [To UwU SEWEUCUS] ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< go >_> hence; -Ow I uWu shaww show OwO the cindews >_> of my uWu spiwits -^.^ Thwough th' ashes >_> of my chance. OwO Wewt :3 thou :3 a man, -Thou wouldst ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on >_> me. -CAESAW. :33 Fowbeaw, Seleucus. Exit SELEUCUS -CLEOPATRA. Be ^.^ it OwO knyown UwU that >_> we, OwO the gweatest, awe ÚwÚ misthought ->_< Fow >w< things UwU that ÚwÚ othews do; ÚwÚ and when ^-^ we ^-^ faww -We ÚwÚ answew >_> othews' merits in ^-^ ouw uWu nyame, -uWu Awe OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be pitied. -CAESAW. UwU Cweopatwa, -:3 Nyot what you ^.^ have wesewv'd, :3 nyow what acknowledg'd, -x3 Put ^-^ we >w< i' th' roll >_> of ÚwÚ conquest. OwO Stiww be't xDD youws, -uWu Bestow ^.^ it at >_> youw ^-^ pweasuwe; ÚwÚ and believe -Caesar's nyo merchant, ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU pwize with you -x3 Of >w< things UwU that merchants x3 sowd. OwO Thewefowe >w< be cheer'd; -UwU Make ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_> thoughts >_> youw pwisons. No, dear Queen; ->_< Fow ^-^ we intend OwO so ^-^ to >_< dispose you as -Yourself uWu shaww ^w^ give OwO us x3 counsew. :33 Feed ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. -Our cawe ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity :3 is OwO so >w< much x3 upon you -:33 That ^-^ we >_< wemain >_> youw :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and so, ^.^ adieu. -CLEOPATRA. UwU My ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and my wowd! -CAESAW. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ so. OwO Adieu. -:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt CAESAR ÚwÚ and his x3 twain -CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He uWu wowds uWu me, >_> giwws, ^.^ he uWu wowds uWu me, UwU that I shouwd ^.^ nyot -Be x3 nyobwe ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. But :3 hawk ^.^ thee, Charmian! -[Whispews CHARMIAN] -xDD IWAS. >w< Finyish, good lady; OwO the UwU bwight :3 day :3 is >_< donye, -And ^-^ we awe uWu fow OwO the :3 dawk. -CLEOPATRA. Hie ÚwÚ thee again. -I ^.^ have xDD spoke uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is pwovided; -uWu Go >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the UwU haste. ->_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. - -;;w;; We-entew OwO DOWABEWWA - -DOLABELLA. Where's OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? ->_> CHAWMIAN. >_< Behowd, sir. Exit -CLEOPATRA. Dolabella! -DOLABELLA. ^w^ Madam, as theweto sworn uWu by >_> youw ^.^ command, -^w^ Which my love makes >_< wewigion ^-^ to uWu obey, -I tell you :33 this: Caesar OwO thwough ^-^ Sywia -UwU Intends his >_< jouwnyey, ÚwÚ and within three >_< days -You with >_> youw chiwdwen uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ send >_> befowe. -UwU Make >_> youw :33 best ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ this; I ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd -Your ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and my >w< pwomise. -CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Dowabewwa, -I uWu shaww >_< wemain >_> youw x3 debtow. -DOLABELLA. I >_> youw sewvant. -Adieu, good Queen; I >w< must ^.^ attend uWu on Caesar. -CLEOPATRA. Faweweww, ÚwÚ and :33 thanks. Exit OwO DOWABEWWA -Nyow, Iwas, what think'st thou? -Thou OwO an x3 Egyptian xDD puppet uWu shaww >w< be shown -UwU In >_> Wome as ;;w;; weww as :3 I. Mechanic ;;w;; swaves, -x3 With xDD gweasy uWu apwons, wuwes, ÚwÚ and hammers, uWu shaww -Uplift OwO us ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ view; in theiw OwO thick breaths, ->_> Wank >_> of :3 gwoss ;;w;; diet, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be :33 encwouded, -And fowc'd ^-^ to dwink theiw vapour. -xDD IWAS. The UwU gods forbid! -CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis UwU most ^w^ cewtain, Iwas. ÚwÚ Saucy ÚwÚ wictows -uWu Wiww catch at OwO us >_< wike stwumpets, ÚwÚ and scawd uWu whymews -ÚwÚ Bawwad OwO us >_< out o' ^.^ tunye; OwO the uWu quick UwU comedians -Extempowawwy uWu wiww OwO stage >w< us, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent -Our Awexandwian ^w^ wevews; Antony -:33 Shaww >w< be ^w^ bwought drunken >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww UwU see -uWu Some :33 squeaking ÚwÚ Cweopatwa :3 boy my greatness -uWu I' th' x3 postuwe >_> of :3 a whowe. -xDD IWAS. :3 O OwO the good x3 gods! -CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. -xDD IWAS. I'll never >_< see't, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_< minye ^.^ nyaiws -uWu Awe stronger than >_< minye OwO eyes. -CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the uWu way -ÚwÚ To OwO foow theiw pwepawation ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO conquew -Their UwU most ÚwÚ absuwd intents. - -x3 Entew ^-^ CHAWMIAN - -Nyow, Charmian! -Show uWu me, my :3 women, >_< wike :3 a >w< queen. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch -UwU My :33 best ;;w;; attiwes. I x3 am UwU again uWu fow Cydnus, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet >_< Mawk x3 Antony. Sirrah, Iwas, ^.^ go. -Nyow, x3 nyobwe Charmian, ^w^ we'ww uWu dispatch UwU indeed; -And when :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 this uWu chawe, I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave -ÚwÚ To xDD pway ÚwÚ tiww OwO doomsday. >_< Bwing ^-^ ouw :3 cwown ÚwÚ and all. -Exit xDD IWAS. OwO A ^w^ nyoise within ->_> Whewefowe's :3 this xDD nyoise? - -x3 Entew :3 a >_> GUAWDSMAN - -x3 GUAWDSMAN. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^-^ wuwaw :3 fewwow -:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied >_> youw OwO Highnyess' presence. -ÚwÚ He brings you ^-^ figs. -CLEOPATRA. >_> Wet him come in. Exit >_> GUAWDSMAN -What UwU poow OwO an ^.^ instwument -May ^-^ do :3 a x3 nyobwe deed! ÚwÚ He brings me :33 wibewty. -UwU My ^.^ wesowution's plac'd, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have nyothing -x3 Of ^-^ woman in >_> me. Nyow ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot -I x3 am mawbwe-constant; :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; fweeting ^-^ moon -:3 Nyo ^w^ pwanyet :3 is >_> of x3 minye. - -;;w;; We-entew >_> GUAWDSMAN ÚwÚ and >w< CWOWN, with :3 a basket - -x3 GUAWDSMAN. :3 This :3 is OwO the xDD man. -CLEOPATRA. OwO Avoid, ÚwÚ and xDD weave >_> him. Exit >_> GUAWDSMAN -xDD Hast :3 thou OwO the pwetty wowm >_> of >w< Nyiwus there -:33 That kiwws ÚwÚ and x3 pains not? -CLOWN. Twuwy, I ^.^ have >_> him. But I would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the party UwU that shouwd -desiwe you ^-^ to ^.^ touch ^w^ him, uWu fow his >_> biting :3 is OwO immowtaw; x3 those UwU that -^-^ do die >_> of ^.^ it ^-^ do uWu sewdom ^w^ ow never >w< wecuvw. -CLEOPATRA. Remember'st :3 thou ^-^ any UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; died on't? -CLOWN. Very many, x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women ^w^ too. I heard >_> of ^-^ onye >_> of them nyo -ÚwÚ wongew than ^-^ yestewday: :3 a vewy >w< honyest woman, uWu but xDD something >w< given -^-^ to >_< wie, as :3 a ^-^ woman shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do uWu but in OwO the uWu way >_> of :3 honyesty; how -^.^ she ;;w;; died >_> of OwO the >_> biting >_> of it, what pain ^.^ she :3 fewt- ^.^ twuwy ^.^ she makes -:3 a vewy good wepowt o' th' ;;w;; wowm. But ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww believe >w< aww UwU that -uWu they uWu say uWu shaww never >w< be :33 saved uWu by half UwU that uWu they do. But :3 this :3 is -UwU most :3 fawwiabwe, OwO the ^.^ wowm's OwO an uWu odd ;;w;; wowm. -CLEOPATRA. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee >_> hence; faweweww. -CLOWN. I ^w^ wish you >w< aww ^.^ joy >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowm. -ÚwÚ [Sets ;;w;; down OwO the ^w^ basket] -CLEOPATRA. >w< Faweweww. -CLOWN. You >w< must ÚwÚ think this, ÚwÚ wook you, UwU that OwO the wowm uWu wiww ^-^ do his -OwO kind. -CLEOPATRA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; faweweww. -CLOWN. Wook you, OwO the wowm :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU twusted uWu but in OwO the UwU keeping ->_> of xDD wise :33 peopwe; uWu fow >_< indeed there :3 is nyo xDD goodnyess in OwO the ;;w;; wowm. -CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Take :3 thou nyo care; ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ heeded. -CLOWN. Very :33 good. >w< Give ^.^ it nothing, I pray you, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth -OwO the :3 feeding. -CLEOPATRA. uWu Wiww ^.^ it xDD eat x3 me? -CLOWN. You >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think I x3 am OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe uWu but I xDD knyow OwO the ^w^ deviw -^-^ himsewf uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD eat :3 a OwO woman. I xDD knyow UwU that :3 a ^-^ woman :3 is :3 a dish uWu fow -OwO the >_< gods, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw dwess xDD hew not. But truly, ^.^ these >_> same -whoreson devils ^-^ do OwO the UwU gods gweat harm in theiw :3 women, uWu fow in -every >w< ten UwU that uWu they ^-^ make OwO the devils mar OwO five. -CLEOPATRA. Weww, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; faweweww. -CLOWN. x3 Yes, forsooth. I ^w^ wish you ^.^ joy o' th' ;;w;; wowm. Exit - -;;w;; We-entew IWAS, with :3 a wobe, UwU cwown, &c. - -CLEOPATRA. >w< Give me my wobe, >w< put uWu on my >_< cwown; I ^.^ have -Immortal uWu wongings in >_> me. Nyow nyo ^-^ mowe -The x3 juice >_> of :3 Egypt's ^w^ gwape uWu shaww ^.^ moist :3 this lip. -:3 Yawe, :3 yawe, good >w< Iwas; ^w^ quick. x3 Methinks I hear -Antony :3 caww. I UwU see him ;;w;; wouse ^-^ himsewf -ÚwÚ To UwU pwaise my x3 nyobwe ^-^ act. I hear him xDD mock -The xDD wuck >_> of Caesaw, ;;w;; which OwO the UwU gods ^w^ give x3 men -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; excuse theiw aftew :3 wwath. Husband, I come. -Nyow ^-^ to UwU that name my :33 couwage ^w^ pwuv my ^w^ titwe! -I x3 am x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and air; my uWu othew >_< ewements -I ^w^ give ^-^ to baser wife. UwU So, ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? -Come then, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO the last x3 wawmth >_> of my lips. -Faweweww, >w< kind x3 Chawmian. Iwas, wong faweweww. -OwO [Kisses ^.^ them. IWAS ^.^ fawws ÚwÚ and dies] ->_< Have I OwO the aspic in my >w< wips? Dost faww? ->w< If ;;w;; thus :3 thou ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe can OwO so gently UwU pawt, -The OwO stwoke >_> of death :3 is as :3 a lover's x3 pinch, -^w^ Which hurts ÚwÚ and :3 is desir'd. Dost :3 thou lie >_< stiww? ->w< If :3 thou vanishest, :3 thou >_> teww'st OwO the x3 wowwd -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth weave-taking. ->_> CHAWMIAN. Dissowve, OwO thick ÚwÚ cwoud, ÚwÚ and wain, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu say -The UwU gods themsewves ^-^ do weep. -CLEOPATRA. :3 This proves me ;;w;; base. ->w< If ^.^ she ^.^ fiwst ^.^ meet OwO the ^.^ cuwwed ^.^ Antony, -He'll ^-^ make >_> demand >_> of UwU hew, ÚwÚ and uWu spend UwU that ÚwÚ kiss -^w^ Which :3 is my >w< heaven ^-^ to have. ^w^ Come, :3 thou x3 mowtaw >_< wwetch, -uWu [To OwO an >_> asp, ;;w;; which ^.^ she xDD appwies ^-^ to xDD hew breast] -x3 With >w< thy shawp UwU teeth :3 this knot intwinsicate -x3 Of life at UwU once UwU untie. OwO Poow ^.^ venyomous fool, -Be :3 angwy ÚwÚ and UwU dispatch. :3 O uWu couwdst :3 thou ÚwÚ speak, -:33 That I UwU might hear ÚwÚ thee caww gweat Caesar ;;w;; ass ->w< Unpowicied! ->_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O xDD Eastewn ^.^ staw! -CLEOPATRA. Peace, :3 peace! -Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU see my baby at my uWu bweast -:33 That ^w^ sucks OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse :3 asweep? ->_> CHAWMIAN. :33 O, break! :33 O, break! -CLEOPATRA. UwU As ^w^ sweet as x3 bawm, as ^.^ soft as :3 aiw, as gentwe- -:3 O Antony! ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww UwU take ÚwÚ thee xDD too: -xDD [Appwying another asp ^-^ to xDD hew awm] -What shouwd I OwO stay- ;;w;; [Dies] ->_> CHAWMIAN. UwU In :3 this :3 viwe world? UwU So, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -Nyow boast ^.^ thee, >_< death, in >w< thy UwU possession :3 wies -OwO A OwO wass :33 unpawawwew'd. Downy windows, ^-^ cwose; -And gowden ÚwÚ Phoebus never >w< be x3 behewd -x3 Of eyes UwU again OwO so royal! Your x3 cwown's :3 awwy; -I'll OwO mend ^.^ it ÚwÚ and then >w< pway- - -x3 Entew OwO the ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ wushing in - -OwO FIWST GUAWD. Where's OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? ->_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Speak :33 softwy, :3 wake xDD hew not. -OwO FIWST GUAWD. Caesar ;;w;; hath >w< sent- ->_> CHAWMIAN. :3 Too uWu swow :3 a messenger. [Applies OwO an :3 asp] -:33 O, come :3 apace, UwU dispatch. I pawtwy ;;w;; feew thee. -OwO FIWST GUAWD. Appwoach, UwU ho! x3 Aww's ^.^ nyot weww: Caesar's beguiw'd. -x3 SECOND GUAWD. There's ;;w;; Dowabewwa x3 sent ^-^ fwom xDD Caesaw; caww >_> him. -OwO FIWST GUAWD. What wowk :3 is :3 hewe! Charmian, :3 is :3 this ;;w;; weww ;;w;; donye? ->_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; weww >_< donye, ÚwÚ and >w< fitting uWu fow :3 a princes -:33 Descended >_> of OwO so many :33 woyaw ^.^ kings. -xDD Ah, ÚwÚ sowdiew! xDD [CHAWMIAN dies] - -;;w;; We-entew OwO DOWABEWWA - -DOLABELLA. OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it hewe? -x3 SECOND GUAWD. ^-^ Aww UwU dead. -DOLABELLA. Caesaw, >w< thy >_> thoughts -Touch theiw effects in ÚwÚ this. :33 Thysewf art UwU coming -ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD pewfowm'd OwO the dreaded ^.^ act ;;w;; which :3 thou -^w^ So sought'st ^-^ to hinder. -^w^ [Within: 'A uWu way there, :3 a uWu way uWu fow Caesaw!'] - -;;w;; We-entew CAESAR ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 twain - -DOLABELLA. :3 O ;;w;; siw, you awe xDD too ^w^ suwe OwO an augurer: -:33 That you >_> did ;;w;; feaw :3 is >w< donye. -CAESAW. >_> Bwavest at OwO the ^w^ wast, -She OwO weveww'd at ^-^ ouw UwU puwposes, ÚwÚ and being :33 woyaw, ->_< Took xDD hew >_> own way. The manner >_> of theiw deaths? -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU see them bweed. -DOLABELLA. OwO Who ÚwÚ was last with >w< them? -OwO FIWST GUAWD. OwO A ÚwÚ simpwe :33 countwyman UwU that ^w^ bwought xDD hew ^-^ figs. -:3 This ÚwÚ was his x3 basket. -CAESAW. UwU Poison'd xDD then. -OwO FIWST GUAWD. :3 O Caesaw, -:3 This Charmian uWu wiv'd uWu but UwU nyow; ^.^ she ÚwÚ stood ÚwÚ and ^.^ spake. -I ;;w;; found xDD hew UwU twimming OwO up OwO the diadem -uWu On xDD hew UwU dead OwO mistwess. >_> Twembwingwy ^.^ she OwO stood, -And uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden dropp'd. -CAESAW. :3 O x3 nyobwe >_< weaknyess! ->w< If uWu they xDD had swawwow'd :3 poison 'twouwd :3 appeaw -By ^-^ extewnyaw swelling; uWu but ^.^ she looks >_< wike >w< sweep, -UwU As ^.^ she would catch another Antony -UwU In xDD hew >w< stwong >_< toiw >_> of >_< gwace. -DOLABELLA. ;;w;; Hewe uWu on xDD hew uWu bweast -Thewe :3 is :3 a :33 vent >_> of blood, ÚwÚ and xDD something bwown; -The >_< wike :3 is uWu on xDD hew arm. -OwO FIWST GUAWD. :3 This :3 is OwO an uWu aspic's OwO twaiw; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these xDD fig-weaves ->_< Have ^.^ swime x3 upon ;;w;; them, such as th' aspic leaves -:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ caves >_> of Nyiwe. -CAESAW. uWu Most pwobabwe -:33 That OwO so ^.^ she ÚwÚ died; uWu fow xDD hew physician uWu tewws me -She ;;w;; hath ;;w;; puwsu'd conclusions >_< infinyite -x3 Of :33 easy ^-^ ways ^-^ to ^-^ die. ;;w;; Take OwO up xDD hew :33 bed, -And bear xDD hew >w< women ^-^ fwom OwO the monument. -She uWu shaww >w< be buwied uWu by xDD hew Antony; -:3 Nyo grave x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth uWu shaww ^w^ cwip in ^.^ it -OwO A paiw OwO so ÚwÚ famous. High >w< events as ^.^ these -Stwike x3 those UwU that ^-^ make them; ÚwÚ and theiw story :3 is -:3 Nyo less in ^-^ pity than his >_> gwowy ;;w;; which -Brought them ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ wamented. Our ;;w;; awmy uWu shaww -UwU In sowemn show ^.^ attend :3 this OwO funyewaw, -And then ^-^ to Rome. ^w^ Come, ^-^ Dowabewwa, UwU see -High owdew in :3 this gweat >w< sowemnyity. >_< Exeunt - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -:3 1601 - -:33 AS uWu YOU LIKE ^.^ IT - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^w^ PEWSONyAE. - -;;w;; DUKE, :3 wiving in exiwe -FREDERICK, his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and UwU usuwpew >_> of his UwU dominyions -AMIENS, lord :33 attending uWu on OwO the >w< banyished UwU Duke -^w^ JAQUES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ->w< WE ;;w;; BEAU, :3 a ;;w;; couwtiew :33 attending x3 upon >_< Fwedewick -^.^ CHAWWES, UwU wwestwew ^-^ to >_< Fwedewick -^-^ OWIVEW, :3 son >_> of Sir >_< Wowwand ^.^ de :33 Boys -^w^ JAQUES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -:3 OWWANDO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ->w< ADAM, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to >_< Owivew -^-^ DENNyIS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -ÚwÚ TOUCHSTONyE, OwO the couwt >_> jestew -ÚwÚ SIW ;;w;; OWIVEW MARTEXT, :3 a vicaw -COWIN, shephewd ->_> SIWVIUS, ^w^ " -uWu WIWWIAM, :3 a ;;w;; countwy fewwow, in love with ^w^ Audwey -OwO A person :3 wepwesenting :33 HYMEN - -UwU WOSAWIND, daughter ^-^ to OwO the >w< banyished UwU Duke -:3 CEWIA, daughter ^-^ to >_< Fwedewick -UwU PHEBE, :3 a >_< shephewdes -AUDWEY, :3 a ;;w;; countwy wench - ->w< Wowds, ;;w;; Pages, >_> Fowestews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -:33 OWIVEW'S >_< house; FWEDEWICK'S >_> couwt; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Owchawd >_> of :33 OWIVEW'S house - -x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and OwO ADAM - -^-^ OWWANDO. UwU As I :33 wemembew, uWu Adam, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 upon :3 this ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ bequeathed -me uWu by uWu wiww uWu but UwU poow :3 a ^w^ thousand cwowns, :3 and, as :3 thou >w< say'st, -UwU chawged my :33 bwothew, uWu on his OwO bwessing, ^-^ to breed me ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and there -begins my UwU sadnyess. UwU My bwothew >w< Jaques ^.^ he >_< keeps at school, ÚwÚ and -wepowt ^-^ speaks x3 gowdenwy >_> of his uWu pwofit. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, ^.^ he >_< keeps me -^w^ wusticawwy at home, ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to speak ^-^ mowe ^.^ pwopewwy, ^w^ stays me here at -UwU home ^.^ unkept; uWu fow caww you UwU that UwU keeping uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of my -biwth UwU that :3 diffews ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ stawwing >_> of OwO an ;;w;; ox? His howses awe -bwed bettew; for, >w< besides UwU that uWu they awe fair with theiw feeding, -uWu they awe ^w^ taught theiw manage, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end >w< widews dearly -:33 hiw'd; uWu but OwO I, his :33 bwothew, >_< gain nyothing uWu undew him uWu but uWu gwowth; uWu fow -OwO the ;;w;; which his animals uWu on his UwU dunghiwws awe as >w< much bound ^-^ to him -as :3 I. Besides :3 this nyothing UwU that ^.^ he OwO so pwentifuwwy gives uWu me, OwO the -xDD something UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe >_> gave me his countenance uWu seems ^-^ to UwU take ^-^ fwom ->_> me. ÚwÚ He UwU wets me :33 feed with his uWu hinds, :33 baws me OwO the place >_> of :3 a -:33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and as >w< much as in him :3 wies, xDD minyes my gentiwity with my -OwO education. :3 This :3 is it, uWu Adam, UwU that ÚwÚ gwieves me; ÚwÚ and OwO the spirit >_> of -my fathew, ;;w;; which I ÚwÚ think :3 is within uWu me, begins ^-^ to UwU mutiny x3 against -:3 this :33 sewvitude. I uWu wiww nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> enduwe it, >w< though ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow nyo -xDD wise ^.^ wemedy how ^-^ to UwU avoid it. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; OWIVEW - -ADAM. Yondew comes my :3 mastew, >_> youw brother. -^-^ OWWANDO. uWu Go apawt, uWu Adam, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear how ^.^ he uWu wiww >_< shake me -:33 up. >_> [ADAM :3 wetiwes] -OLIVER. Nyow, :3 siw! what ^-^ make you hewe? -^-^ OWWANDO. ^-^ Nyothing; I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ taught ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ any >_> thing. -OLIVER. What mar you then, sir? -^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am hewping you ^-^ to mar UwU that ;;w;; which :3 God made, :3 a -UwU poow unworthy bwothew >_> of xDD youws, with >_> idwenyess. -OLIVER. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >w< be better >_< empwoyed, ÚwÚ and >w< be UwU nyought >_> awhiwe. -^-^ OWWANDO. :33 Shaww I ^-^ keep >_> youw >_< hogs, ÚwÚ and xDD eat xDD husks with >w< them? What -:33 pwodigaw portion ^.^ have I spent UwU that I shouwd come ^-^ to such xDD penyuwy? -OLIVER. xDD Knyow you xDD whewe you awe, sir? -^-^ OWWANDO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, vewy ;;w;; weww; here in >_> youw x3 owchawd. -OLIVER. xDD Knyow you before whom, sir? -^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Ay, better than him I x3 am before knows >_> me. I xDD knyow you awe -my ewdest brother; ÚwÚ and in OwO the gentwe ^.^ condition >_> of blood, you -shouwd OwO so xDD knyow >_> me. The couwtesy >_> of >_< nyations allows you my better -in UwU that you awe OwO the ^w^ fiwst-bown; uWu but OwO the >_> same ^.^ twadition ^-^ takes ^.^ nyot -away my blood, ;;w;; wewe there twenty bwothews ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ us. I ^.^ have as ->w< much >_> of my fathew in me as you, :3 awbeit I x3 confess >_> youw UwU coming -before me :3 is nearer ^-^ to his x3 wevewence. -OLIVER. >_> What, :33 boy! >w< [Stwikes xDD him] -^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, you awe xDD too x3 young in ÚwÚ this. -OLIVER. uWu Wiwt :3 thou uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on uWu me, >w< viwwain? -^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am nyo villain; I x3 am OwO the ^w^ youngest :3 son >_> of Sir >_< Wowwand ^.^ de ->_> Boys. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ thwice :3 a villain UwU that :33 says such -:3 a fathew ;;w;; begot ^.^ viwwains. OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot my :33 bwothew, I would ^.^ nyot -UwU take :3 this hand ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ thwoat ÚwÚ tiww :3 this uWu othew xDD had uWu puww'd >_< out >w< thy -:33 tongue uWu fow ^.^ saying ÚwÚ so. Thou >_> has ÚwÚ waiw'd uWu on thysewf. -ADAM. >_> [Coming forward] ^.^ Sweet masters, >w< be patient; uWu fow >_> youw >_< fathew's -x3 wemembwance, >w< be at accord. -OLIVER. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ go, I >w< say. -^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww I pwease; you uWu shaww hear >_> me. UwU My fathew -OwO chawg'd you in his uWu wiww ^-^ to ^w^ give me good :33 education: you ^.^ have ->w< twain'd me >_< wike :3 a peasant, >_< obscuwing ÚwÚ and UwU hiding ^-^ fwom me >w< aww -gentleman-like ^w^ quawities. The spirit >_> of my fathew grows >w< stwong in -uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> enduwe xDD it; OwO thewefowe awwow me such -exercises as ^-^ may ÚwÚ become :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ^w^ ow ^w^ give me OwO the UwU poow -allottery my fathew weft me uWu by :33 testament; with UwU that I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ buy -my UwU fowtunyes. -OLIVER. And what xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? Beg, when UwU that :3 is UwU spent? Weww, ;;w;; siw, ->_< get you in. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wong >w< be twoubwed with OwO you; you uWu shaww ^.^ have ->w< some part >_> of >_> youw uWu wiww. I pray you xDD weave >_> me. -^-^ OWWANDO. I nyo further offend you than >_< becomes me uWu fow my :33 good. -OLIVER. UwU Get you with ^w^ him, you ^.^ owd >_< dog. -ADAM. ^-^ Is 'owd dog' my reward? uWu Most true, I ^.^ have lost my UwU teeth in ->_> youw uWu sewvice. :3 God >w< be with my ^.^ owd >w< mastew! ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD spoke -such :3 a :33 wowd. ->_< Exeunt ORLANDO ÚwÚ and OwO ADAM -OLIVER. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 even so? xDD Begin you ^-^ to gwow x3 upon x3 me? I uWu wiww ÚwÚ physic ->_> youw rankness, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^w^ give nyo ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns nyeithew. Howwa, -Dennyis! - -x3 Entew DENNIS - ->w< DENNyIS. :3 Cawws >_> youw >w< wowship? -OLIVER. ^.^ nyot Charles, OwO the >w< Duke's ^w^ wwestwew, here ^-^ to speak with x3 me? ->w< DENNyIS. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ^.^ he :3 is here at OwO the xDD doow ÚwÚ and importunes access -^-^ to you. -OLIVER. ^-^ Caww him in. xDD [Exit >_< DENNyIS] 'Twiww >w< be :3 a good OwO way; ÚwÚ and -to-morrow OwO the wrestling is. - -x3 Entew CHAWWES - -CHARLES. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >_> youw worship. -OLIVER. Good :33 Monsieuw Charles! What's OwO the OwO nyew UwU nyews at OwO the OwO nyew -couwt? -CHARLES. There's nyo UwU nyews at OwO the couwt, ;;w;; siw, uWu but OwO the ^.^ owd news; UwU that -;;w;; is, OwO the ^.^ owd UwU Duke :3 is >w< banyished uWu by his ^.^ youngew bwothew OwO the OwO nyew Duke; -ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw :33 woving uWu wowds ^.^ have >w< put themsewves OwO into ^.^ vowuntawy -exiwe with ^w^ him, uWu whose x3 wands ÚwÚ and revenues UwU enwich OwO the OwO nyew Duke; -OwO thewefowe ^.^ he gives them good xDD weave ^-^ to wandew. -OLIVER. ^w^ Can you tell ^-^ if Rosalind, OwO the >w< Duke's >_> daughtew, >w< be >w< banyished -with xDD hew fathew? -CHARLES. :33 O, no; uWu fow OwO the >w< Duke's >_> daughtew, xDD hew uWu cousin, OwO so loves UwU hew, -being >w< evew ^-^ fwom theiw ;;w;; cwadwes bwed togethew, UwU that ^.^ she would ^.^ have -^-^ fowwowed xDD hew x3 exiwe, ^w^ ow ^.^ have ;;w;; died ^-^ to stay >_> behind :3 hew. She :3 is at -OwO the couwt, ÚwÚ and nyo less bewuvd >_> of xDD hew uncwe than his >_> own -^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and never two ;;w;; wadies loved as uWu they do. -OLIVER. :3 Whewe uWu wiww OwO the ^.^ owd UwU Duke live? -CHARLES. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 is already in OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden, ÚwÚ and :3 a many ->_> mewwy x3 men with him; ÚwÚ and there uWu they live >_< wike OwO the ^.^ owd uWu Wobin Hood ->_> of Engwand. ^.^ They uWu say many x3 young gentlemen flock ^-^ to him every day, -ÚwÚ and fleet OwO the UwU time cawewesswy, as uWu they >_> did in OwO the gowden world. -OLIVER. >_> What, you wrestle to-morrow before OwO the OwO nyew OwO Duke? -CHARLES. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ do OwO I, siw; ÚwÚ and I came ^-^ to :3 acquaint you with :3 a -OwO mattew. I x3 am uWu given, ;;w;; siw, secwetwy ^-^ to undewstand UwU that >_> youw ^.^ youngew -:33 bwothew, >_< Owwando, ;;w;; hath :3 a ^-^ disposition ^-^ to come in ÚwÚ disguis'd x3 against -me ^-^ to twy :3 a OwO faww. :3 To-mowwow, ;;w;; siw, I wrestle uWu fow my credit; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he -UwU that >_> escapes me ^-^ without >w< some ^w^ bwoken ^-^ wimb uWu shaww x3 acquit him :33 weww. -Your bwothew :3 is uWu but x3 young ÚwÚ and tender; :3 and, uWu fow >_> youw love, I would ->w< be loath ^-^ to :33 foiw ^w^ him, as I xDD must, uWu fow my >_> own xDD honyouw, ^-^ if ^.^ he come -in; ^.^ thewefowe, >_< out >_> of my love ^-^ to you, I came UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 acquaint -you ^-^ withaw, UwU that ;;w;; eithew you UwU might stay him ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ intendment, -^w^ ow ^.^ bwook such >w< disgwace ;;w;; weww as ^.^ he uWu shaww run UwU into, in UwU that ^.^ it :3 is -xDD thing >_> of his >_> own >_> seawch ÚwÚ and ^-^ awtogethew x3 against my uWu wiww. -OLIVER. Charles, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy love ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ shawt -find I uWu wiww UwU most kindwy requite. I xDD had ^-^ mysewf nyotice >_> of my ->_< bwothew's OwO puwpose herein, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have uWu by undewhand :3 means laboured ^-^ to -^.^ dissuade him ^-^ fwom xDD it; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is resolute. I'll tell ^.^ thee, -Charles, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >w< stubbownyest x3 young :3 fewwow >_> of xDD Fwance; :33 fuww >_> of -^-^ ambition, OwO an ÚwÚ envious emulator >_> of every ÚwÚ man's good :33 pawts, :3 a >w< secwet -ÚwÚ and >_< viwwainyous >w< contwivew x3 against me his :3 nyatuwaw brother. -OwO Thewefowe ;;w;; use >w< thy discretion: I xDD had as OwO wief :3 thou didst >_< bweak his -neck as his finger. And :3 thou ^w^ wewt :33 best ÚwÚ wook to't; uWu fow ^-^ if :3 thou -OwO dost him ^-^ any ^w^ swight UwU disgwace, ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ mightiwy OwO gwace -^-^ himsewf uWu on ^.^ thee, ^.^ he uWu wiww ;;w;; pwactise x3 against ÚwÚ thee uWu by poison, entwap -ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< some treacherous OwO device, ÚwÚ and never xDD weave ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he -;;w;; hath ta'en >w< thy life uWu by >w< some OwO indiwect :3 means ^w^ ow other; for, I -assuwe ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost with ;;w;; teaws I speak it, there :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye -OwO so x3 young ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< viwwainyous :3 this :3 day living. I speak uWu but xDD bwothewwy ->_> of him; uWu but shouwd I ;;w;; anyatomize him ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, I >w< must x3 bwush -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< must ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and wondew. -CHARLES. I x3 am >_> heawtiwy ^.^ gwad I came UwU hithew ^-^ to you. >w< If ^.^ he come -to-morrow I'll ^w^ give him his ;;w;; payment. >w< If >w< evew ^.^ he >w< go :3 awonye uWu again, -I'll never wrestle uWu fow UwU pwize more. And so, :3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ^-^ wowship! -Exit -OLIVER. Faweweww, good Charles. Nyow uWu wiww I :33 stiw :3 this gamester. I ->w< hope I uWu shaww UwU see OwO an ^-^ end >_> of him; uWu fow my >_> souw, ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, -OwO hates nyothing ^-^ mowe than ^w^ he. >_> Yet :33 he's gentle; never school'd ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ yet learned; :33 fuww >_> of x3 nyobwe >w< device; >_> of >w< aww OwO sowts enchantingwy -beloved; :3 and, :3 indeed, OwO so >w< much in OwO the OwO heawt >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and ->w< especiawwy >_> of my >_> own ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ who :33 best xDD knyow ^w^ him, UwU that I x3 am -^-^ awtogethew mispwised. But ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so xDD wong; :3 this UwU wwestwew -uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw all. Nyothing remains uWu but UwU that I uWu kindwe OwO the :3 boy -:33 thithew, ;;w;; which :3 nyow I'll >w< go OwO about. Exit - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A lawn before OwO the x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA - -CELIA. I pray ^.^ thee, Rosalind, ^w^ sweet my *shuffles closer* coz, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. -ROSALIND. UwU Deaw uWu Cewia, I show ^-^ mowe uWu miwth than I x3 am ^w^ mistwess >w< of; ÚwÚ and -would you ÚwÚ yet I ;;w;; wewe merrier? >_< Unwess you :33 couwd teach me ^-^ to ^-^ fowget -:3 a >w< banyished fathew, you >w< must ^.^ nyot learn me how ^-^ to wemembew ^-^ any -uWu extwaowdinyawy ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -CELIA. ÚwÚ Hewein I UwU see :3 thou lov'st me ^.^ nyot with OwO the :33 fuww OwO weight UwU that I -love thee. >w< If my uncwe, >w< thy >w< banyished fathew, xDD had >w< banyished >w< thy -uncwe, OwO the UwU Duke my fathew, OwO so :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been still with uWu me, I -:33 couwd ^.^ have ^w^ taught my love ^-^ to UwU take >w< thy fathew uWu fow mine; OwO so wouldst -thou, ^-^ if OwO the >w< twuth >_> of >w< thy love ^-^ to me ;;w;; wewe OwO so xDD wighteouswy tempew'd -as >_< minye :3 is ^-^ to thee. -ROSALIND. Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ fowget OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of my ^w^ estate, ^-^ to -uWu wejoice in ^w^ youws. -CELIA. You xDD knyow my fathew ;;w;; hath nyo >w< chiwd uWu but OwO I, :3 nyow UwU nyonye :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to -^.^ have; :3 and, truly, when ^.^ he >_> dies :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be his xDD heiw; uWu fow what -^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 taken away ^-^ fwom >w< thy fathew :33 pewfowce, I uWu wiww render ÚwÚ thee -UwU again in UwU affection. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, I wiww; ÚwÚ and when I >_< bweak UwU that -^-^ oath, let me xDD tuwn monster; ^.^ thewefowe, my ^w^ sweet ^-^ Wose, my dear -^-^ Wose, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. -ROSALIND. From ^w^ hencefowth I wiww, *shuffles closer* coz, ÚwÚ and devise xDD spowts. ->_> Wet me xDD see; what ÚwÚ think you >_> of fawwing in love? -CELIA. x3 Mawwy, I ;;w;; pwithee, uWu do, ^-^ to ^-^ make uWu spowt withal; uWu but love nyo man -in good >_< eawnyest, :3 nyow nyo further in uWu spowt neither than with >_> safety ->_> of :3 a ÚwÚ puwe x3 bwush :3 thou uWu mayst in uWu honyouw come x3 off again. -ROSALIND. What uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouw sport, ^.^ then? -CELIA. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and xDD mock OwO the good housewife >_> Fowtunye ^-^ fwom xDD hew -wheew, UwU that xDD hew x3 gifts ^-^ may ^w^ hencefowth >w< be bestowed uWu equawwy. -ROSALIND. I would ^-^ we :33 couwd ^-^ do >w< so; uWu fow xDD hew benefits awe ^w^ mightiwy -mispwaced; ÚwÚ and OwO the bountiful uWu bwind ^-^ woman doth UwU most >_> mistake in xDD hew -x3 gifts ^-^ to >w< women. -CELIA. ^.^ 'Tis true; uWu fow x3 those UwU that ^.^ she makes fair ^.^ she scarce makes -^-^ honyest; ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that ^.^ she makes >w< honyest ^.^ she makes vewy -iww-favouwedwy. -ROSALIND. >_< Nyay; :3 nyow :3 thou ^w^ goest ^-^ fwom Fowtunye's >w< office ^-^ to :33 Nyatuwe's: ->_> Fowtunye reigns in x3 gifts >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, ^.^ nyot in OwO the x3 winyeaments >_> of +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O Charmian, UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew OwO go from UwU hence! +CHARMIAN. ^w^ Be ^.^ comfowted, uWu deaw UwU madam. +UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww not. +All ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and tewwibwe events OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, +OwO But UwU comfowts ^.^ we UwU despise; UwU ouw ;;w;; size of >_> sowwow, +Proportion'd to UwU ouw >_< cause, ^w^ must be >_< as great +;;w;; As :3 that which x3 makes :3 it. + +Entew ^-^ DIOMEDES, bewow + +How >_< nyow! Is ^.^ he dead? +xDD DIOMEDES. ÚwÚ His ^w^ death's ;;w;; upon :3 him, >_> but nyot uWu dead. +Wook x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' othew x3 side x3 youw monument; +ÚwÚ His xDD guawd uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ him xDD thithew. + +OwO Entew, bewow, >_> ANTONY, :3 bownye ^.^ by x3 the xDD guawd + +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O sun, +Burn x3 the great sphewe xDD thou mov'st :3 in! Darkling stand +uWu The :3 vawying >w< showe ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, +;;w;; Antony, Antony! Hewp, uWu Chawmian; hewp, ^-^ Iwas, UwU hewp; +Hewp, ^w^ fwiends ^.^ bewow! :3 Wet's dwaw ^.^ him hithew. +xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; Peace! +ÚwÚ Nyot Caesar's valour hath UwU o'ewthwown ;;w;; Antony, +OwO But Antony's hath ÚwÚ twiumph'd on itself. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ So >w< it >_> shouwd be, :3 that >_< nyonye >_> but OwO Antony +Should conquer uWu Antony; >_> but woe UwU 'tis so! +xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ dying, xDD Egypt, ^-^ dying; >w< onwy +UwU I OwO hewe :33 impowtunye :33 death awhiwe, ÚwÚ untiw +Of UwU many thousand ^-^ kisses x3 the poor >w< wast +UwU I uWu way ;;w;; upon >w< thy x3 wips. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I dawe >_> nyot, deaw. +>_< Deaw x3 my uWu wowd, >w< pawdon! UwU I dawe >_> nyot, +Lest UwU I be >_< taken. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 th' >_> impewious x3 show +Of x3 the xDD fuww-fowtun'd Caesaw OwO evew UwU shaww +^w^ Be brooch'd with x3 me. ;;w;; If ^-^ knyife, dwugs, >w< sewpents, uWu have +Edge, sting, ow >_> opewation, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ safe. +uWu Youw >w< wife >w< Octavia, with her :3 modest eyes +xDD And still conclusion, UwU shaww uWu acquiwe nyo honour +Demuwing ;;w;; upon x3 me. OwO But come, come, ^-^ Antony- +^-^ Hewp uWu me, x3 my women- ^.^ we ^w^ must dwaw uWu thee xDD up; +uWu Assist, ÚwÚ good fwiends. +xDD ANTONY. >_< O, quick, ow UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; gonye. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> Hewe's spowt ^w^ indeed! How x3 heavy :3 weighs x3 my ^.^ wowd! +Our ÚwÚ stwength >_> is aww >_> gonye x3 into ÚwÚ heavinyess; +:33 That x3 makes x3 the ^.^ weight. xDD Had UwU I great :33 Junyo's x3 powew, +uWu The strong-wing'd :33 Mewcuwy >_> shouwd :3 fetch uWu thee up, +xDD And uWu set uWu thee ^.^ by Juv's ^w^ side. ÚwÚ Yet come :3 a ^.^ wittwe. +Wishers :3 wewe OwO evew ;;w;; foows. x3 O come, come, +^w^ [They x3 heave >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ awoft to CLEOPATRA] +xDD And ;;w;; wewcome, welcome! :33 Die :3 whewe xDD thou x3 hast liv'd. +Quicken with kissing. xDD Had x3 my lips :3 that x3 powew, +^-^ Thus ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^-^ weaw them OwO out. +uWu AWW. ^-^ A x3 heavy ;;w;; sight! +xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ dying, xDD Egypt, ÚwÚ dying. +Give ;;w;; me x3 some wine, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me speak :3 a ^.^ wittwe. +UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 Nyo, wet ;;w;; me speak; ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me waiw UwU so xDD high +:33 That x3 the UwU fawse uWu huswife :33 Fowtunye bweak her wheew, +Pwovok'd ^.^ by x3 my OwO offence. +xDD ANTONY. x3 Onye word, x3 sweet >w< queen: +Of Caesaw >_> seek x3 youw honyouw, with x3 youw >w< safety. :3 O! +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ They UwU do nyot OwO go together. +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Gentwe, hear ;;w;; me: +^-^ Nyonye about Caesaw :33 twust >_> but Proculeius. +UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO My uWu wesowution ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ hands I'll twust; +^-^ Nyonye about Caesaw +xDD ANTONY. uWu The >w< misewabwe change nyow uWu at x3 my >w< end +;;w;; Wament nor sorrow OwO at; >_> but uWu pwease x3 youw >_< thoughts +^w^ In feeding them with UwU those x3 my xDD fowmew fowtunyes +^-^ Whewein UwU I liv'd x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest >_> pwince ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, +uWu The nyobwest; ÚwÚ and UwU do nyow nyot xDD basewy >_> die, +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< cowawdwy put x3 off x3 my hewmet to +OwO My countryman- :3 a Roman ^.^ by :3 a Roman +^-^ Vawiantwy OwO vanquish'd. Now x3 my ^w^ spiwit >_> is x3 going +UwU I ^.^ can nyo more. +UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 Nyobwest of men, :33 woo't die? +Hast xDD thou nyo :3 cawe of me? Shall UwU I abide +^w^ In ÚwÚ this dull ^w^ wowwd, which uWu in >w< thy >w< absence >_> is +No xDD bettew than :3 a sty? >_< O, see, x3 my UwU women, ^w^ [Antony uWu dies] +uWu The >_< cwown ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth xDD doth OwO mewt. OwO My ^.^ wowd! +>_< O, :33 withew'd >_> is x3 the gawwand of x3 the waw, +uWu The ^w^ sowdiew's ^w^ powe >_> is faww'n! Young >_< boys ÚwÚ and giwws +^w^ Awe ^w^ wevew nyow with ^.^ men. uWu The ^w^ odds >_> is >w< gonye, +xDD And there >_> is >_< nyothing left ^w^ wemawkabwe +Beneath x3 the ÚwÚ visiting x3 moon. :33 [Swoons] +CHARMIAN. >_< O, OwO quietnyess, :33 wady! +UwU IWAS. >_> She's >_< dead :3 too, UwU ouw OwO suvweign. +CHARMIAN. uWu Wady! +UwU IWAS. Madam! +CHARMIAN. x3 O UwU madam, UwU madam, madam! +UwU IWAS. >_> Woyaw xDD Egypt, Empwess! +CHARMIAN. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, Iwas! +UwU CWEOPATWA. No ^.^ mowe >_> but ^w^ e'en :3 a ^w^ woman, ÚwÚ and :3 commanded +^-^ By xDD such poor passion >_< as x3 the >_< maid :3 that ^w^ miwks +xDD And does x3 the meanyest chawes. ^.^ It :3 wewe fow ;;w;; me +;;w;; To ^-^ thwow x3 my sceptre uWu at x3 the xDD injuwious gods; +;;w;; To tell them :3 that ÚwÚ this wowwd uWu did equal theirs +Tiww ;;w;; they xDD had :3 stow'n UwU ouw jewel. ^-^ Aww's >_> but nought; +;;w;; Patience >_> is OwO sottish, ÚwÚ and >_> impatience does +Become :3 a dog ^w^ that's >_> mad. UwU Then >_> is >w< it x3 sin +;;w;; To >_< wush x3 into x3 the secret ;;w;; house of :33 death +Ere :33 death dawe come to us? How UwU do UwU you, :3 women? +What, xDD what! ÚwÚ good xDD cheew! Why, >w< how now, :33 Chawmian! +OwO My x3 nyobwe :33 giwws! xDD Ah, UwU women, UwU women, look, +Our wamp >_> is >_< spent, x3 it's out! ^-^ Good sirs, OwO take ;;w;; heawt. +^-^ We'ww ^.^ buwy him; ÚwÚ and >w< then, UwU what's ^w^ bwave, UwU what's noble, +:3 Wet's UwU do >w< it ÚwÚ aftew x3 the xDD high Roman fashion, +xDD And >_< make :33 death OwO pwoud to OwO take >_> us. ^.^ Come, :3 away; +This case of :3 that >_> huge ^w^ spiwit nyow >_> is cowd. +xDD Ah, UwU women, ^.^ women! ÚwÚ Come; ^.^ we uWu have nyo :33 fwiend +OwO But uWu wesowution ÚwÚ and x3 the b-bwiefest OwO end. +xDD Exeunt; UwU those :33 abuv hearing x3 off ^-^ ANTONY'S >w< body + +>_> ACT_5|SC_1 +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>_> Awexandwia. >w< CAESAW'S ÚwÚ camp + +Entew ^.^ CAESAW, x3 AGWIPPA, DOWABEWWA, :3 MAECENyAS, GAWWUS, +^.^ PWOCUWEIUS, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, :33 his Counciw of War + +:3 CAESAW. Go to :3 him, :3 Dowabewwa, bid ^.^ him ÚwÚ yiewd; +uWu Being UwU so >w< fwustwate, tell ^.^ him ^.^ he :3 mocks +uWu The ^.^ pauses :3 that ^.^ he makes. +>_< DOWABEWWA. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I >_< shaww. uWu Exit + +Entew ÚwÚ DEWCETAS With x3 the xDD swowd of >_< ANTONY + +:3 CAESAW. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> is ^-^ that? xDD And >_> what awt xDD thou :3 that ^w^ daw'st +Appear OwO thus to us? +DEWCETAS. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ caww'd Dercetas; +>_> Mawk OwO Antony UwU I sewv'd, who best UwU was ÚwÚ wowthy +UwU Best to be serv'd. Whilst ^.^ he :33 stood x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spoke, +>w< He UwU was x3 my ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and UwU I ÚwÚ wowe x3 my >w< wife +;;w;; To spend ;;w;; upon :33 his OwO hatews. ;;w;; If xDD thou uWu pwease +;;w;; To OwO take ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ thee, >_< as UwU I UwU was to ^.^ him +I'll be to OwO Caesaw; >_> if xDD thou ^-^ pweasest >_> nyot, +UwU I yield uWu thee x3 up x3 my life. +:3 CAESAW. >_> What :3 is't xDD thou ^w^ say'st? +DEWCETAS. UwU I say, x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, OwO Antony >_> is uWu dead. +:3 CAESAW. uWu The breaking of UwU so great :3 a ^.^ thing >_> shouwd >_< make +^-^ A :33 gweatew crack. uWu The ;;w;; wound wowwd +Should uWu have >_> shook wions x3 into ÚwÚ civiw ÚwÚ stweets, +xDD And :3 citizens to uWu theiw x3 dens. uWu The :33 death of OwO Antony +Is nyot :3 a :3 singwe xDD doom; uWu in x3 the xDD nyame uWu way +^-^ A >_> moiety of x3 the wowwd. +DEWCETAS. >w< He >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ Caesaw, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by :3 a public xDD minyistew of justice, +x3 Nyow ^.^ by :3 a hired knyife; >_> but :3 that self uWu hand +>_< Which ^-^ wwit :33 his honour uWu in x3 the acts >w< it uWu did +>_< Hath, with x3 the couwage which x3 the >_< heawt uWu did xDD wend :33 it, +xDD Spwitted x3 the ;;w;; heawt. This >_> is :33 his ^-^ swowd; +UwU I wobb'd :33 his ;;w;; wound of uWu it; behowd >w< it x3 stain'd +With :33 his UwU most x3 nyobwe blood. +:3 CAESAW. Wook xDD you :3 sad, friends? +uWu The gods ^.^ webuke uWu me, >_> but >w< it >_> is UwU tidings +;;w;; To >_< wash x3 the eyes of OwO kings. +uWu AGWIPPA. xDD And ;;w;; stwange >w< it >_> is +:33 That ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^w^ must compel >_> us to wament +Our UwU most ÚwÚ pewsisted >_> deeds. +:3 MAECENyAS. ÚwÚ His ^w^ taints ÚwÚ and honyouws +>_> Wag'd equal with ^.^ him. +uWu AGWIPPA. ^-^ A ;;w;; wawew ^w^ spiwit >_< nyevew +Did steew humanity. OwO But xDD you gods xDD wiww UwU give >_> us +;;w;; Some :33 fauwts to >_< make >_> us ^.^ men. Caesaw >_> is ^.^ touch'd. +:3 MAECENyAS. x3 When xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ spacious uWu miwwow's uWu set >w< befowe :3 him, +>w< He >_< nyeeds ^w^ must >_> see himself. +:3 CAESAW. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, +UwU I uWu have follow'd uWu thee to x3 this! OwO But ^.^ we UwU do lance +OwO Diseases uWu in UwU ouw >_> bodies. UwU I ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce +:3 Have OwO shown to uWu thee xDD such :3 a ^w^ decwinying day +:33 Ow wook on thine; ^.^ we couwd nyot stall togethew +^w^ In x3 the whole wowwd. OwO But yet wet ;;w;; me :33 wament, +With tears >_< as suvweign >_< as x3 the :3 bwood of hearts, +:33 That UwU thou, x3 my brother, x3 my competitow +^w^ In ;;w;; top of aww :33 design, x3 my ^-^ mate uWu in :3 empiwe, +>_> Fwiend ÚwÚ and >_< companyion uWu in x3 the >w< fwont of waw, +uWu The awm of >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; body, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< heawt +Whewe >_< minye :33 his >_< thoughts uWu did :33 kindwe- :3 that UwU ouw ÚwÚ staws, +Unreconciliable, >_> shouwd OwO divide +Our xDD equawnyess to UwU this. >w< Heaw uWu me, ÚwÚ good >_> fwiends- + +Entew >w< an :3 EGYPTIAN + +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you uWu at x3 some ^-^ meetew ^.^ season. +uWu The business of ÚwÚ this x3 man :33 wooks x3 out of him; +^-^ We'ww hear ^.^ him >_> what ^.^ he says. OwO Whence OwO awe you? +OwO EGYPTIAN. ^-^ A poor Egyptian, yet x3 the :3 Queen, x3 my ^-^ mistwess, +Confin'd uWu in aww ^.^ she has, her ;;w;; monyument, +Of >w< thy x3 intents desiwes >w< instwuction, +:33 That ^.^ she preparedly OwO may fwame herself +;;w;; To x3 th' uWu way ^w^ she's ;;w;; fowc'd ;;w;; to. +:3 CAESAW. x3 Bid her uWu have ÚwÚ good ;;w;; heawt. +:33 She >w< soon UwU shaww ^.^ knyow of us, ^.^ by x3 some of >_> ouws, +How ^.^ honyouwabwe ÚwÚ and >w< how ^-^ kindwy ^.^ we +Determine fow >w< hew; fow Caesaw ;;w;; cannyot :3 weawn +;;w;; To be ungentle. +OwO EGYPTIAN. ^w^ So x3 the gods pwesewve uWu thee! uWu Exit +:3 CAESAW. :3 Come hithew, Proculeius. Go ÚwÚ and >_> say +We OwO puwpose her nyo ;;w;; shame. Give her >_> what UwU comfowts +uWu The ;;w;; quawity of her passion UwU shaww xDD wequiwe, +Lest, uWu in her greatness, ^.^ by x3 some >w< mowtaw ^w^ stwoke +:33 She UwU do :3 defeat us; fow her >w< wife uWu in ÚwÚ Wome +Wouwd be xDD etewnyaw uWu in UwU ouw twiumph. ^w^ Go, +xDD And with x3 youw ÚwÚ speediest ;;w;; bwing >_> us >_> what ^.^ she says, +xDD And >w< how xDD you find her. +x3 PWOCUWEIUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I >_< shaww. uWu Exit +:3 CAESAW. Gawwus, OwO go xDD you >_> awong. uWu Exit GAWWUS +:3 Whewe's :3 Dowabewwa, to second ^.^ Pwocuweius? +uWu AWW. Dolabella! +:3 CAESAW. Let ^.^ him ^-^ awonye, fow UwU I remember nyow +How uWu he's employ'd; ^.^ he UwU shaww uWu in time be weady. +Go with ;;w;; me to x3 my x3 tent, :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww >_> see +How hardly UwU I UwU was drawn x3 into ÚwÚ this waw, +How ÚwÚ cawm ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe UwU I >_< pwoceeded still +^w^ In aww x3 my wwitings. Go with uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> see +>_> What UwU I ^.^ can x3 show uWu in UwU this. Exeunt + +ACT_5|SC_2 +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +>_> Awexandwia. uWu The ;;w;; monyument + +Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and MARDIAN + +UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO My ^w^ desowation does x3 begin to >_< make +^-^ A xDD bettew life. 'Tis paltry to be Caesar: +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ being ÚwÚ Fowtunye, uWu he's >_> but Fowtunye's ^-^ knyave, +^-^ A xDD minyistew of her :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is great +;;w;; To UwU do :3 that ^.^ thing :3 that uWu ends aww othew uWu deeds, +>_< Which shackwes accidents ÚwÚ and bolts x3 up >_< change, +>_< Which OwO sweeps, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew uWu pawates ^.^ mowe x3 the OwO dug, +uWu The ^.^ beggaw's nyuwse ÚwÚ and Caesar's. + +OwO Entew, to x3 the :3 gates of x3 the ;;w;; monyument, ^.^ PWOCUWEIUS, GAWWUS, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +x3 PWOCUWEIUS. Caesaw OwO sends ^.^ gweetings to x3 the xDD Queen of xDD Egypt, +xDD And UwU bids uWu thee ^-^ study on >_> what >w< faiw uWu demands +^.^ Thou x3 mean'st to uWu have ^.^ him gwant thee. +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 What's >w< thy :3 nyame? +x3 PWOCUWEIUS. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Proculeius. +UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO Antony +Did tell ;;w;; me of UwU you, ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me :33 twust uWu you; >_> but +UwU I UwU do nyot OwO gweatwy :3 cawe to be ^.^ deceiv'd, +:33 That uWu have nyo use fow twusting. ;;w;; If x3 youw >_< mastew +Wouwd uWu have :3 a >_< queen :33 his beggar, xDD you ^w^ must tell ^.^ him +:33 That ^.^ majesty, to >_< keep decowum, ^w^ must +No less ÚwÚ beg than :3 a >_> kingdom. ;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu pwease +;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me conquer'd Egypt fow x3 my x3 son, +>w< He ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me UwU so much of >_< minye UwU own >_< as UwU I +Will ^w^ knyeew to ^.^ him with :33 thanks. +x3 PWOCUWEIUS. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good cheer; +Y'awe fall'n x3 into :3 a princely xDD hand; feaw OwO nyothing. +^-^ Make x3 youw full UwU wefewence freely to x3 my uWu wowd, +Who >_> is UwU so full of xDD gwace :3 that >w< it :3 fwows uvw +On aww :3 that ^w^ nyeed. Let ;;w;; me wepowt to ^.^ him +uWu Youw x3 sweet ÚwÚ dependency, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww find +^-^ A ÚwÚ conquewow :3 that xDD wiww pray uWu in >_> aid fow OwO kindnyess +Whewe ^.^ he fow xDD gwace >_> is knyeew'd ;;w;; to. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> Pway xDD you tell ^.^ him +UwU I ^w^ am :33 his ;;w;; fowtunye's ^.^ vassaw ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> send ^.^ him +uWu The :33 gweatnyess ^.^ he >_> has ^-^ got. UwU I hourly :3 weawn +^-^ A OwO doctwinye of xDD obedience, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd gwadwy +Wook ^.^ him :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; face. +x3 PWOCUWEIUS. This I'll wepowt, uWu deaw >_> wady. +:3 Have comfort, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw plight >_> is uWu pitied +Of ^.^ him :3 that OwO caus'd :3 it. +GALLUS. >_> You >_> see >w< how easily ^.^ she OwO may be UwU suwpwis'd. + +:3 Hewe ^.^ PWOCUWEIUS ÚwÚ and >w< two of x3 the xDD guawd >_> ascend x3 the +;;w;; monyument ^.^ by :3 a ladder pwaced OwO against :3 a >_< window, +ÚwÚ and come x3 behind UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Some of x3 the xDD guawd +>_> unbaw ÚwÚ and open x3 the :3 gates + +x3 Guawd her >w< tiww Caesaw x3 come. uWu Exit +UwU IWAS. >_> Woyaw ^w^ Queen! +CHARMIAN. x3 O Cweopatwa! xDD thou awt >_< taken, ^w^ Queen! +UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO Quick, quick, ÚwÚ good ^w^ hands. >w< [Dwawing :3 a ^-^ daggew] +x3 PWOCUWEIUS. UwU Howd, ÚwÚ wowthy UwU wady, OwO howd, [Disawms :3 hew] +Do nyot >_> youwsewf xDD such wwong, who OwO awe uWu in ÚwÚ this +;;w;; Wewiev'd, >_> but nyot betray'd. +UwU CWEOPATWA. What, of :33 death :3 too, +:33 That wids UwU ouw ^.^ dogs of languish? +x3 PWOCUWEIUS. xDD Cweopatwa, +Do nyot abuse x3 my xDD mastew's >_> bounty ^.^ by +xDD Th' ^.^ undoing of OwO youwsewf. Let x3 the wowwd >_> see +ÚwÚ His nobleness weww ^w^ acted, which x3 youw :33 death +Will >_< nyevew wet come forth. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Whewe awt UwU thou, UwU death? +:3 Come hithew, >w< come! ^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ and OwO take :3 a >_< queen +Wowth UwU many babes ÚwÚ and beggars! +x3 PWOCUWEIUS. >_< O, x3 tempewance, :33 wady! +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww eat nyo :3 meat; I'll nyot dwink, siw; +;;w;; If idle tawk xDD wiww >_> once be :3 nyecessawy, +I'll nyot :33 sweep >_> nyeithew. This >w< mowtaw ;;w;; house I'll >w< wuin, +Do Caesaw >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; can. Knyow, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I +Will nyot wait pinyion'd uWu at x3 youw xDD mastew's xDD couwt, +x3 Nyow >_> once be chastis'd with x3 the sober ^w^ eye +Of dull Octavia. Shall ;;w;; they hoist ;;w;; me up, +xDD And x3 show ;;w;; me to x3 the :33 shouting varletry +Of x3 censuwing >w< Wome? Rather :3 a UwU ditch uWu in Egypt +^w^ Be ^-^ gentwe :3 gwave >w< unto me! Rather on Nilus' >_< mud +Way ;;w;; me >_> stawk-nyak'd, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the :3 watew-fwies +Blow ;;w;; me x3 into abhorring! Rather >_< make +OwO My >_> countwy's xDD high pywamides x3 my x3 gibbet, +xDD And ^w^ hang ;;w;; me x3 up uWu in ^.^ chains! +x3 PWOCUWEIUS. >_> You UwU do :3 extend +;;w;; These >_< thoughts of OwO howwow further than xDD you UwU shaww +UwU Find cause uWu in Caesaw. + +Entew DOLABELLA + +>_< DOWABEWWA. Proculeius, +>_> What xDD thou x3 hast donye >w< thy >_< mastew Caesaw ;;w;; knyows, +xDD And ^.^ he hath sent fow thee. For x3 the :3 Queen, +I'll OwO take her to x3 my >w< guawd. +x3 PWOCUWEIUS. So, :3 Dowabewwa, +^.^ It UwU shaww :3 content ;;w;; me >_> best. ^w^ Be ^-^ gentwe to her. +:33 [To CLEOPATRA] ;;w;; To Caesaw UwU I xDD wiww speak >_> what xDD you UwU shaww please, +;;w;; If you'ww :33 empwoy ;;w;; me to ^.^ him. +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 Say UwU I ^.^ wouwd die. +Exeunt ^.^ PWOCUWEIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews +>_< DOWABEWWA. :3 Most x3 nyobwe >w< Empwess, xDD you uWu have heard of me? +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. +>_< DOWABEWWA. >w< Assuwedwy xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 me. +UwU CWEOPATWA. No >w< mattew, ^w^ siw, >_> what UwU I uWu have heard ow knyown. +>_> You laugh when >_< boys ow x3 women tell uWu theiw >w< dweams; +^-^ Is't nyot x3 youw x3 twick? +>_< DOWABEWWA. UwU I understand >_> nyot, UwU madam. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I dweamt there UwU was >w< an >_> Empewow ^-^ Antony- +>_< O, xDD such anyothew sweep, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might >_> see +OwO But xDD such anyothew ;;w;; man! +>_< DOWABEWWA. ;;w;; If >w< it ^w^ might uWu pwease ye- +UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ His OwO face UwU was >_< as x3 the OwO heav'ns, ÚwÚ and thewein ^.^ stuck +^-^ A sun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moon, which :33 kept uWu theiw course ÚwÚ and lighted +uWu The xDD wittwe >_< O, x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +>_< DOWABEWWA. :3 Most suvweign ^w^ cweatuwe- +UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ His UwU wegs ^w^ bestwid x3 the >_> ocean; :33 his x3 weaw'd awm +^.^ Cwested x3 the wowwd. ÚwÚ His uWu voice UwU was ÚwÚ pwopewtied +;;w;; As aww x3 the tunyed sphewes, ÚwÚ and :3 that to >_< fwiends; +OwO But when ^.^ he meant to quail ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake x3 the orb, +>w< He UwU was >_< as >_> wattwing thunder. For :33 his x3 bounty, +>_> Thewe UwU was nyo winter in't; >w< an ^w^ autumn uWu 'twas +:33 That ^-^ gwew x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ by reaping. ÚwÚ His dewights +^.^ Wewe dolphin-like: ;;w;; they ^w^ show'd :33 his back :33 abuv +uWu The element ;;w;; they liv'd ^.^ in. ^w^ In :33 his :33 wivewy +;;w;; Wawk'd :3 cwowns ÚwÚ and crownets; xDD weawms ÚwÚ and iswands :3 wewe +;;w;; As plates ÚwÚ dwopp'd from :33 his ^-^ pocket. +>_< DOWABEWWA. ÚwÚ Cweopatwa- +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Think xDD you there UwU was ow ^w^ might be xDD such :3 a x3 man +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this UwU I dweamt UwU of? +>_< DOWABEWWA. ^w^ Gentwe UwU madam, >w< nyo. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> You wie, x3 up to x3 the hearing of x3 the gods. +OwO But >_> if there be nor OwO evew :3 wewe one xDD such, +x3 It's x3 past x3 the ;;w;; size of dweawnying. ÚwÚ Nyatuwe wants ^w^ stuff +;;w;; To >_< vie ;;w;; stwange uWu fowms with fancy; yet t' imagine +^-^ An OwO Antony :3 wewe ;;w;; nyatuwe's ^.^ piece uWu 'gainst >_> fancy, +x3 Condemnying ^-^ shadows quite. +>_< DOWABEWWA. >w< Heaw uWu me, ÚwÚ good UwU madam. +uWu Youw ^-^ woss ;;w;; is, >_< as yourself, gweat; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU beaw >w< it +;;w;; As answewing to x3 the ^.^ weight. Wouwd UwU I ^w^ might >_< nyevew +O'ertake >_< puwsu'd uWu success, >_> but UwU I UwU do feew, +^-^ By x3 the ^-^ webound of >_< youws, :3 a grief :3 that xDD smites +OwO My xDD vewy >_< heawt uWu at woot. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, sir. +xDD Knyow xDD you >_> what Caesaw means to UwU do with me? +>_< DOWABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am loath to tell xDD you >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^-^ knyew. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, pray UwU you, sir. +>_< DOWABEWWA. ;;w;; Though ^.^ he be honourable- +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ He'ww lead uWu me, >w< then, uWu in >w< twiumph? +>_< DOWABEWWA. uWu Madam, ^.^ he :33 wiww. UwU I uWu knyow't. [Flourish] +[Within: >_< 'Make uWu way >w< thewe-Caesaw!'] + +Entew ;;w;; CAESAW; GAWWUS, ^.^ PWOCUWEIUS, :3 MAECENyAS, SELEUCUS, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews of :33 his twain + +:3 CAESAW. >_< Which >_> is x3 the xDD Queen of uWu Egypt? +>_< DOWABEWWA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the Empewow, UwU madam. ^.^ [CWEOPATPA knyeews] +:3 CAESAW. Awise, xDD you UwU shaww nyot knyeew. +UwU I pray UwU you, OwO wise; >_< wise, :3 Egypt. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Siw, x3 the gods +Will uWu have >w< it ^.^ thus; x3 my >_< mastew ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; wowd +UwU I ^w^ must OwO obey. +:3 CAESAW. ^.^ Take to xDD you nyo x3 hawd >w< thoughts. +uWu The xDD wecowd of >_> what x3 injuwies xDD you uWu did us, +;;w;; Though ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in UwU ouw OwO fwesh, ^.^ we UwU shaww remember +;;w;; As ^.^ things >_> but donye ^.^ by >w< chance. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Sole ^w^ siw ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU pwoject >_< minye UwU own cause UwU so weww +;;w;; To >_< make >w< it cweaw, >_> but UwU do x3 confess UwU I uWu have +:33 Been ^w^ waden with ^.^ wike fwaiwties which >w< befowe +:3 Have often ;;w;; sham'd UwU ouw ^-^ sex. +:3 CAESAW. xDD Cweopatwa, ^.^ knyow +We xDD wiww extenyuate rather than >_< enfowce. +;;w;; If xDD you apply >_> youwsewf to UwU ouw >w< intents- +>_< Which uWu towawds xDD you OwO awe UwU most >w< gentwe- xDD you UwU shaww find +^-^ A ^-^ benyefit uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu change; >_> but >_> if xDD you >_> seek +;;w;; To uWu way on ;;w;; me :3 a OwO cwuewty ^.^ by :3 taking +Antony's course, xDD you UwU shaww ;;w;; beweave >_> youwsewf +Of x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 puwposes, ÚwÚ and put x3 youw x3 chiwdwen +;;w;; To :3 that >w< destwuction which I'll xDD guawd them >_> fwom, +;;w;; If theweon xDD you rely. I'll OwO take x3 my >_< weave. +UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD And may, ^w^ thwough aww x3 the wowwd. 'Tis >_< youws, ÚwÚ and :33 we, +uWu Youw ;;w;; scutcheons ÚwÚ and x3 youw signs of ÚwÚ conquest, UwU shaww +Hang uWu in >_> what :33 pwace xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. Here, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +:3 CAESAW. >_> You UwU shaww ;;w;; advise ;;w;; me uWu in aww fow Cleopatra. +UwU CWEOPATWA. This >_> is x3 the bwief of monyey, ;;w;; pwate, ÚwÚ and jewews, +UwU I ^w^ am >_< possess'd uWu of. 'Tis exactwy >_< vawued, +ÚwÚ Nyot petty ^.^ things >w< admitted. :3 Whewe's ;;w;; Seweucus? +^-^ SEWEUCUS. Here, UwU madam. +UwU CWEOPATWA. This >_> is x3 my >_< tweasuwew; wet ^.^ him :3 speak, x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> Upon :33 his x3 pewiw, :3 that UwU I uWu have reserv'd +;;w;; To mysewf OwO nyothing. ^w^ Speak x3 the truth, UwU Seweucus. +^-^ SEWEUCUS. uWu Madam, +UwU I xDD had rather UwU seaw x3 my lips than to x3 my peril +^w^ Speak :3 that which >_> is not. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> What uWu have UwU I :33 kept back? +^-^ SEWEUCUS. Enyough to puwchase >_> what xDD you uWu have UwU made knyown. +:3 CAESAW. Nyay, bwush >_> nyot, Cleopatra; UwU I approve +uWu Youw ^.^ wisdom uWu in x3 the UwU deed. +UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 See, :3 Caesaw! >_< O, behowd, +How pomp >_> is ;;w;; fowwowed! Mine xDD wiww nyow be OwO youws; +^.^ And, >_> shouwd ^.^ we OwO shift estates, >_> youws ^.^ wouwd be ^w^ minye. +uWu The ingratitude of ÚwÚ this Seleucus does +Even >_< make ;;w;; me :3 wiwd. x3 O :33 swave, of nyo ^.^ mowe :33 twust +Than wuv ^w^ that's hir'd! What, ^.^ goest xDD thou back? ^.^ Thou shalt +Go back, UwU I :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee; >_> but I'll catch ^.^ thinye eyes +;;w;; Though ;;w;; they xDD had xDD wings. >_> Swave, UwU souwwess villain, dog! +x3 O ÚwÚ wawewy ;;w;; base! +:3 CAESAW. ^-^ Good :3 Queen, wet >_> us entweat OwO you. +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> what :3 a ^w^ wounding ^-^ shame >_> is uWu this, +:33 That xDD thou :3 vouchsafing OwO hewe to x3 visit uWu me, +:33 Doing x3 the honour of >w< thy lordliness +;;w;; To one UwU so :3 meek, :3 that >_< minye UwU own xDD sewvant >_> shouwd +Parcel x3 the >w< sum of x3 my disgraces ^.^ by +^.^ Addition of :33 his envy! Say, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ Caesaw, +:33 That UwU I x3 some uWu wady twifwes uWu have ÚwÚ wesewv'd, +ÚwÚ Immoment ^.^ toys, ^.^ things of xDD such dignity +;;w;; As ^.^ we x3 gweet modern ^w^ fwiends withal; ÚwÚ and >_> say +;;w;; Some >w< nyobwew ;;w;; token UwU I uWu have :33 kept UwU apawt +For UwU Wivia ÚwÚ and >w< Octavia, to xDD induce +^-^ Theiw :3 mediation- ^w^ must UwU I be UwU unfowded +With one :3 that UwU I uWu have bwed? uWu The ^-^ gods! ^.^ It xDD smites ;;w;; me +Beneath x3 the faww UwU I :3 have. :33 [To SELEUCUS] UwU Pwithee OwO go OwO hence; +:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww x3 show x3 the cinders of x3 my ;;w;; spiwits +^.^ Thwough x3 th' >_> ashes of x3 my >w< chance. :33 Wewt xDD thou :3 a ^w^ man, +^.^ Thou wouldst uWu have xDD mewcy on x3 me. +:3 CAESAW. Forbear, UwU Seweucus. uWu Exit x3 SEWEUCUS +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown :3 that :33 we, x3 the greatest, OwO awe misthought +For ^.^ things :3 that ;;w;; othews do; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ we faww +We answew OwO othews' xDD mewits uWu in UwU ouw :33 nyame, +^w^ Awe >_< thewefowe to be >_> pitied. +:3 CAESAW. xDD Cweopatwa, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_> what xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ wesewv'd, nor >_> what uWu acknyowwedg'd, +>_> Put ^.^ we :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; woww of >_< conquest. UwU Stiww ^.^ be't >_< youws, +Bestow >w< it uWu at x3 youw pweasuwe; ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve +Caesar's nyo OwO mewchant, to >_< make >w< pwize with xDD you +Of ^.^ things :3 that merchants UwU sowd. Therefore be ÚwÚ cheew'd; +^-^ Make nyot x3 youw >_< thoughts x3 youw ^w^ pwisons. :3 Nyo, uWu deaw >w< Queen; +For ^.^ we intend UwU so to ^-^ dispose xDD you >_< as +;;w;; Youwsewf UwU shaww UwU give >_> us :3 counsew. UwU Feed ÚwÚ and OwO sweep. +Our :3 cawe ÚwÚ and pity >_> is UwU so much ;;w;; upon xDD you +:33 That ^.^ we wemain x3 youw fwiend; ÚwÚ and >_> so, ^w^ adieu. +UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO My >_< mastew ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ wowd! +:3 CAESAW. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 so. uWu Adieu. +>w< Fwouwish. Exeunt xDD CAESAW ÚwÚ and :33 his twain +UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< He wowds uWu me, ^-^ giwws, ^.^ he wowds uWu me, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd nyot +^w^ Be x3 nyobwe to :3 mysewf. OwO But x3 hawk ÚwÚ thee, :33 Chawmian! +>_< [Whispews >w< CHAWMIAN] +UwU IWAS. Finish, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wady; x3 the uWu bwight day >_> is :33 donye, +xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe fow x3 the OwO dawk. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Hie uWu thee ;;w;; again. +UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke already, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is provided; +Go put >w< it to x3 the ^.^ haste. +CHARMIAN. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww. + +^.^ We-entew DOLABELLA + +>_< DOWABEWWA. :3 Whewe's x3 the Queen? +CHARMIAN. UwU Behowd, sir. uWu Exit +UwU CWEOPATWA. Dolabella! +>_< DOWABEWWA. uWu Madam, >_< as thereto sworn ^.^ by x3 youw >_> command, +>_< Which x3 my wuv x3 makes :33 wewigion to OwO obey, +UwU I tell xDD you :33 this: Caesaw ^w^ thwough Syria +Intends :33 his jouwnyey, ÚwÚ and within >w< thwee OwO days +>_> You with x3 youw x3 chiwdwen xDD wiww ^.^ he >_> send befowe. +^-^ Make x3 youw best use of >_< this; UwU I uWu have pewfowm'd +uWu Youw :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and x3 my pwomise. +UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 Dowabewwa, +UwU I UwU shaww wemain x3 youw ÚwÚ debtow. +>_< DOWABEWWA. UwU I x3 youw servant. +:3 Adieu, ÚwÚ good >w< Queen; UwU I ^w^ must >_< attend on Caesaw. +UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ and :33 thanks. uWu Exit DOLABELLA +>_> Nyow, ^-^ Iwas, >_> what think'st thou? +^.^ Thou >w< an >_< Egyptian OwO puppet UwU shaww be OwO shown +^w^ In ÚwÚ Wome >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ I. Mechanic swaves, +With ^-^ gweasy ^.^ apwons, rules, ÚwÚ and xDD hammews, UwU shaww +Uplift >_> us to x3 the :33 view; uWu in uWu theiw thick ÚwÚ bweaths, +^-^ Wank of gwoss ;;w;; diet, UwU shaww ^.^ we be encwouded, +xDD And ;;w;; fowc'd to ÚwÚ dwink uWu theiw vapour. +UwU IWAS. uWu The gods fowbid! +UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, UwU 'tis UwU most cewtain, Iwas. OwO Saucy lictors +Will catch uWu at >_> us ^.^ wike strumpets, ÚwÚ and ^w^ scawd uWu whymews +Bawwad >_> us x3 out ^.^ o' x3 tunye; x3 the ^w^ quick comedians +>w< Extempowawwy xDD wiww stage us, ÚwÚ and xDD pwesent +Our Alexandrian wevews; OwO Antony +Shall be ^.^ bwought ^w^ dwunken ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww >_> see +;;w;; Some ^w^ squeaking Cleopatra ;;w;; boy x3 my :33 gweatnyess +xDD I' x3 th' posture of :3 a ^-^ whowe. +UwU IWAS. x3 O x3 the ÚwÚ good ^-^ gods! +UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, ^w^ that's cewtain. +UwU IWAS. I'll >_< nyevew ^.^ see't, fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >_< minye >_< nyaiws +^w^ Awe stronger than >_< minye :3 eyes. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Why, ^w^ that's x3 the uWu way +;;w;; To >w< foow uWu theiw uWu pwepawation ÚwÚ and to conquer +^-^ Theiw UwU most :3 absuwd xDD intents. + +Entew CHARMIAN + +>_> Nyow, :33 Chawmian! +uWu Show uWu me, x3 my UwU women, ^.^ wike :3 a >w< queen. Go :3 fetch +OwO My best ^.^ attiwes. UwU I ^w^ am again fow Cydnus, +;;w;; To :3 meet >_> Mawk Antony. Siwwah, ^-^ Iwas, ÚwÚ go. +>_> Nyow, x3 nyobwe Charmian, we'll dispatch :33 indeed; +xDD And when xDD thou x3 hast donye ÚwÚ this chawe, I'll UwU give uWu thee OwO weave +;;w;; To :33 pway >w< tiww OwO doomsday. Bring UwU ouw >_< cwown ÚwÚ and all. +uWu Exit UwU IWAS. ^-^ A noise within +^w^ Whewefowe's ÚwÚ this ^w^ nyoise? + +Entew :3 a >_> GUAWDSMAN + +:3 GUAWDSMAN. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a rural fewwow +:33 That xDD wiww nyot be >w< denyied x3 youw Highness' pwesence. +>w< He >_< bwings xDD you ^-^ figs. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Let ^.^ him come ^.^ in. uWu Exit >_> GUAWDSMAN +>_> What poor >w< an UwU instwument +^-^ May UwU do :3 a x3 nyobwe >w< deed! >w< He >_< bwings ;;w;; me OwO wibewty. +OwO My wesowution's x3 pwac'd, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have >_< nyothing +Of OwO woman uWu in x3 me. Now from >_> head to :33 foot +UwU I ^w^ am uWu mawbwe-constant; nyow x3 the >_> fweeting ;;w;; moon +No planet >_> is of ^w^ minye. + +^.^ We-entew >_> GUAWDSMAN ÚwÚ and CLOWN, with :3 a ;;w;; basket + +:3 GUAWDSMAN. This >_> is x3 the man. +UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 Avoid, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^.^ him. uWu Exit >_> GUAWDSMAN +Hast xDD thou x3 the OwO pwetty :33 wowm of Nyiwus there +:33 That :33 kiwws ÚwÚ and ^w^ pains ^w^ nyot? +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I uWu have ^.^ him. OwO But UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be x3 the party :3 that >_> shouwd +^.^ desiwe xDD you to :33 touch :3 him, fow :33 his OwO biting >_> is immowtaw; UwU those :3 that +UwU do ^-^ die of >w< it UwU do seldom ow >_< nyevew ^.^ wecuvw. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Remember'st xDD thou xDD any :3 that uWu have >w< died ^.^ on't? +uWu CWOWN. Very UwU many, ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and x3 women UwU too. UwU I heard of one of them nyo +longer than OwO yestewday: :3 a xDD vewy xDD honyest ^w^ woman, >_> but ^-^ something UwU given +to wie, >_< as :3 a OwO woman >_> shouwd nyot UwU do >_> but uWu in x3 the uWu way of honyesty; >w< how +^.^ she >w< died of x3 the OwO biting of :33 it, >_> what :33 pain ^.^ she :3 fewt- :33 twuwy ^.^ she x3 makes +:3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good wepowt ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ wowm. OwO But ^.^ he :3 that xDD wiww ^-^ bewieve aww :3 that +;;w;; they >_> say UwU shaww >_< nyevew be ÚwÚ saved ^.^ by half :3 that ;;w;; they xDD do. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is +UwU most fawwiabwe, x3 the x3 wowm's >w< an >w< odd ÚwÚ wowm. +UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< Get uWu thee OwO hence; farewell. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you aww joy of x3 the ÚwÚ wowm. +>_> [Sets down x3 the basket] +UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu Faweweww. +uWu CWOWN. >_> You ^w^ must think uWu this, wook UwU you, :3 that x3 the :33 wowm xDD wiww UwU do :33 his +kind. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Ay, ^-^ ay; farewell. +uWu CWOWN. Wook UwU you, x3 the :33 wowm >_> is nyot to be >_< twusted >_> but uWu in x3 the ^w^ keeping +of uWu wise xDD peopwe; fow ÚwÚ indeed there >_> is nyo xDD goodnyess uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wowm. +UwU CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Take xDD thou nyo ;;w;; cawe; >w< it UwU shaww be heeded. +uWu CWOWN. Very UwU good. Give >w< it uWu nyothing, UwU I pray UwU you, fow >w< it >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth +x3 the uWu feeding. +UwU CWEOPATWA. Will >w< it eat me? +uWu CWOWN. >_> You ^w^ must nyot think UwU I ^w^ am UwU so :33 simpwe >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ deviw +>_< himsewf xDD wiww nyot eat :3 a uWu woman. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that :3 a OwO woman >_> is :3 a ^w^ dish fow +x3 the uWu gods, >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw :3 dwess her not. OwO But OwO twuwy, these same +UwU whoweson xDD deviws UwU do x3 the gods great x3 hawm uWu in uWu theiw UwU women, fow uWu in +every ;;w;; ten :3 that ;;w;; they >_< make x3 the xDD deviws >_> maw five. +UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Weww, get uWu thee xDD gonye; farewell. +uWu CWOWN. Yes, ^-^ fowsooth. UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you joy ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ wowm. uWu Exit + +^.^ We-entew x3 IWAS, with :3 a ^.^ wobe, :3 cwown, &c. + +UwU CWEOPATWA. Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^.^ wobe, put on x3 my >_< cwown; UwU I uWu have +uWu Immowtaw longings uWu in x3 me. Now nyo ^.^ mowe +uWu The >w< juice of OwO Egypt's gwape UwU shaww moist ÚwÚ this ^.^ wip. +>_< Yawe, yawe, ÚwÚ good Iwas; quick. Methinks UwU I hear +OwO Antony :33 caww. UwU I >_> see ^.^ him wouse >_< himsewf +;;w;; To praise x3 my x3 nyobwe act. UwU I hear ^.^ him ÚwÚ mock +uWu The luck of ÚwÚ Caesaw, which x3 the gods UwU give ;;w;; men +;;w;; To UwU excuse uWu theiw ÚwÚ aftew wrath. :3 Husband, UwU I x3 come. +Now to :3 that xDD nyame x3 my couwage ^-^ pwuv x3 my uWu titwe! +UwU I ^w^ am fire ÚwÚ and air; x3 my othew ÚwÚ ewements +UwU I UwU give to baser life. So, uWu have xDD you done? +:3 Come >w< then, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 the >w< wast warmth of x3 my x3 wips. +UwU Faweweww, uWu kind Charmian. ^-^ Iwas, ^-^ wong farewell. +^.^ [Kisses OwO them. IWAS ^w^ fawws ÚwÚ and uWu dies] +:3 Have UwU I x3 the x3 aspic uWu in x3 my wips? uWu Dost :3 faww? +;;w;; If OwO thus xDD thou ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ can UwU so gently >_> pawt, +uWu The ^w^ stwoke of :33 death >_> is >_< as :3 a lover's pinch, +>_< Which OwO huwts ÚwÚ and >_> is desir'd. uWu Dost xDD thou >_< wie still? +;;w;; If xDD thou vanishest, xDD thou ^.^ teww'st x3 the wowwd +^.^ It >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth OwO weave-taking. +CHARMIAN. Dissowve, thick cwoud, ÚwÚ and rain, :3 that UwU I OwO may >_> say +uWu The gods x3 themsewves UwU do >_> weep. +UwU CWEOPATWA. This ;;w;; pwuvs ;;w;; me ^-^ base. +;;w;; If ^.^ she xDD fiwst :3 meet x3 the cuwwed ;;w;; Antony, +^-^ He'ww >_< make ;;w;; demand of hew, ÚwÚ and spend :3 that :3 kiss +>_< Which >_> is x3 my heaven to :3 have. ^.^ Come, xDD thou >w< mowtaw :3 wwetch, +:33 [To >w< an >w< asp, which ^.^ she UwU appwies to her bweast] +With >w< thy ^-^ shawp teeth ÚwÚ this >_< knyot ^w^ intwinsicate +Of >w< wife uWu at >_> once UwU untie. OwO Poow :3 venyomous x3 foow, +^w^ Be angry ÚwÚ and dispatch. x3 O ^w^ couwdst xDD thou :3 speak, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ might hear uWu thee caww great Caesaw >w< ass +;;w;; Unpowicied! +CHARMIAN. x3 O Eastewn staw! +UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu Peace, peace! +uWu Dost xDD thou nyot >_> see x3 my baby uWu at x3 my breast +:33 That :33 sucks x3 the nyuwse asweep? +CHARMIAN. >_< O, break! >_< O, break! +UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; As x3 sweet >_< as balm, >_< as soft >_< as air, >_< as >w< gentwe- +x3 O Antony! Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww OwO take uWu thee ^w^ too: +[Applying anyothew :3 asp to her awm] +>_> What >_> shouwd UwU I xDD stay- :33 [Dies] +CHARMIAN. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe :33 wowwd? So, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. +Now boast ÚwÚ thee, UwU death, uWu in >w< thy >w< possession wies +^-^ A :3 wass unparallel'd. :33 Downy ÚwÚ windows, close; +xDD And golden :33 Phoebus >_< nyevew be beheld +Of eyes again UwU so woyaw! uWu Youw UwU cwown's ^-^ awwy; +I'll mend >w< it ÚwÚ and xDD then pway- + +Entew x3 the guawd, uWu wushing uWu in + +uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. :3 Whewe's x3 the Queen? +CHARMIAN. ^w^ Speak softly, wake her not. +uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. Caesaw hath xDD sent- +CHARMIAN. Too slow :3 a :3 messengew. [Appwies >w< an UwU asp] +>_< O, come xDD apace, dispatch. UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy x3 feew thee. +uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. uWu Appwoach, ho! ^-^ Aww's nyot well: Caesar's xDD beguiw'd. +^w^ SECOND :3 GUAWD. >_> Thewe's ;;w;; Dowabewwa sent from OwO Caesaw; caww ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. >_> What ^.^ wowk >_> is here! Charmian, >_> is ÚwÚ this weww done? +CHARMIAN. ^.^ It >_> is weww :33 donye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fitting fow :3 a pwinces +x3 Descended of UwU so UwU many royal OwO kings. +xDD Ah, soldier! [CHARMIAN uWu dies] + +^.^ We-entew DOLABELLA + +>_< DOWABEWWA. How xDD goes >w< it hewe? +^w^ SECOND :3 GUAWD. All uWu dead. +>_< DOWABEWWA. ÚwÚ Caesaw, >w< thy >_< thoughts +Touch uWu theiw UwU effects uWu in UwU this. ^.^ Thysewf awt xDD coming +;;w;; To >_> see pewfowm'd x3 the ^w^ dweaded ;;w;; act which xDD thou +^w^ So UwU sought'st to uWu hindew. +[Within: >_> 'A uWu way thewe, :3 a uWu way fow Caesaw!'] + +^.^ We-entew xDD CAESAW ÚwÚ and aww :33 his twain + +>_< DOWABEWWA. x3 O ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too >_< suwe >w< an augurer: +:33 That xDD you uWu did feaw >_> is ^-^ donye. +:3 CAESAW. UwU Bwavest uWu at x3 the last, +:33 She levell'd uWu at UwU ouw x3 puwposes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ being royal, +>w< Took her UwU own >_> way. uWu The ^w^ mannyew of uWu theiw deaths? +UwU I UwU do nyot >_> see them UwU bweed. +>_< DOWABEWWA. Who UwU was >w< wast with them? +uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. ^-^ A :33 simpwe countwyman :3 that ^.^ bwought her ^-^ figs. +This UwU was :33 his >_> basket. +:3 CAESAW. OwO Poison'd UwU then. +uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, +This Chawmian liv'd >_> but >_< nyow; ^.^ she :33 stood ÚwÚ and x3 spake. +UwU I >_> found her twimming x3 up x3 the diadem +On her >_< dead ^w^ mistwess. x3 Twembwingwy ^.^ she >_> stood, +xDD And on x3 the ^.^ sudden >_< dwopp'd. +:3 CAESAW. x3 O x3 nyobwe weakness! +;;w;; If ;;w;; they xDD had swallow'd x3 poison ^w^ 'twouwd appeaw +^-^ By ÚwÚ extewnyaw swelling; >_> but ^.^ she :33 wooks ^.^ wike sweep, +;;w;; As ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd catch anyothew OwO Antony +^w^ In her >w< stwong toiw of grace. +>_< DOWABEWWA. :3 Hewe on her breast +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a uWu vent of bwood, ÚwÚ and ^-^ something >_< bwown; +uWu The ^.^ wike >_> is on her awm. +uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. This >_> is >w< an >_> aspic's trail; ÚwÚ and these fig-leaves +:3 Have swime ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ them, xDD such >_< as x3 th' x3 aspic >w< weaves +>_> Upon x3 the caves of Nile. +:3 CAESAW. :3 Most probable +:33 That UwU so ^.^ she died; fow her ^.^ physician uWu tewws ;;w;; me +:33 She hath >_< puwsu'd conclusions :3 infinyite +Of ^w^ easy ways to die. ^.^ Take x3 up her ^.^ bed, +xDD And UwU beaw her x3 women from x3 the uWu monyument. +:33 She UwU shaww be buried ^.^ by her uWu Antony; +No :3 gwave ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ eawth UwU shaww cwip uWu in >w< it +^-^ A :33 paiw UwU so >w< famous. xDD High events >_< as these +OwO Stwike UwU those :3 that >_< make OwO them; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^-^ stowy >_> is +No less uWu in pity than :33 his :3 gwowy which +Bwought them to be lamented. Our ^.^ awmy UwU shaww +^w^ In solemn x3 show >_< attend ÚwÚ this :33 funyewaw, +xDD And xDD then to xDD Wome. ^.^ Come, :3 Dowabewwa, >_> see +xDD High order uWu in ÚwÚ this great solemnity. Exeunt + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +:33 1601 + +AS YOU x3 WIKE ^-^ IT + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS OwO PEWSONyAE. + +^w^ DUKE, UwU wiving uWu in exiwe +FWEDEWICK, :33 his brother, ÚwÚ and usurper of :33 his xDD dominyions +>_< AMIENS, ;;w;; wowd :33 attending on x3 the banished >w< Duke +>w< JAQUES, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +^-^ WE ^-^ BEAU, :3 a couwtiew :33 attending ;;w;; upon Frederick +CHAWWES, wwestwew to Frederick +x3 OWIVEW, >_< son of Sir OwO Wowwand UwU de ^.^ Boys +>w< JAQUES, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +OWWANDO, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +ADAM, xDD sewvant to ^.^ Owivew +xDD DENNyIS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE, x3 the court >_< jestew +ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ OWIVEW ;;w;; MAWTEXT, :3 a vicaw +COWIN, xDD shephewd +UwU SIWVIUS, :33 " +>_< WIWWIAM, :3 a countwy fewwow, uWu in wuv with Audwey +^-^ A ÚwÚ pewson ^-^ wepwesenting HYMEN + +WOSAWIND, daughter to x3 the banished >w< Duke +^w^ CEWIA, daughter to Frederick +:33 PHEBE, :3 a UwU shephewdes +^-^ AUDWEY, :3 a countwy OwO wench + +;;w;; Wowds, Pages, OwO Fowestews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +OLIVER'S ^.^ house; ^w^ FWEDEWICK'S >_> couwt; ÚwÚ and x3 the Forest of ^.^ Awden + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^w^ Owchawd of OLIVER'S ;;w;; house + +Entew OWWANDO ÚwÚ and :3 ADAM + +>_< OWWANDO. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU wemembew, UwU Adam, >w< it UwU was ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this fashion bequeathed +;;w;; me ^.^ by xDD wiww >_> but poor :3 a thousand :33 cwowns, x3 and, >_< as xDD thou xDD say'st, +UwU chawged x3 my brother, on :33 his blessing, to breed ;;w;; me well; ÚwÚ and there +ÚwÚ begins x3 my sadness. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ Jaques ^.^ he keeps uWu at xDD schoow, ÚwÚ and +wepowt xDD speaks gowdenwy of :33 his uWu pwofit. For x3 my >_> pawt, ^.^ he keeps ;;w;; me +wusticawwy uWu at ^.^ home, or, to speak ^.^ mowe :33 pwopewwy, uWu stays ;;w;; me OwO hewe uWu at +^.^ home xDD unkept; fow caww xDD you :3 that ^w^ keeping fow :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of x3 my +birth :3 that OwO diffews nyot from x3 the stawwing of >w< an :3 ox? ÚwÚ His :3 howses OwO awe +bwed uWu bettew; for, ;;w;; besides :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe >w< faiw with uWu theiw ;;w;; feeding, +;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ taught uWu theiw manyage, ÚwÚ and to :3 that >w< end riders ÚwÚ deawwy +hir'd; >_> but I, :33 his brother, ^.^ gain >_< nyothing :33 undew ^.^ him >_> but gwowth; fow +x3 the which :33 his animals on :33 his >w< dunghiwws OwO awe >_< as much bound to ^.^ him +>_< as ^.^ I. Besides ÚwÚ this >_< nyothing :3 that ^.^ he UwU so pwentifuwwy ;;w;; gives uWu me, x3 the +^-^ something :3 that ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu gave ;;w;; me :33 his >_< countenyance ;;w;; seems to OwO take from +x3 me. >w< He wets ;;w;; me >w< feed with :33 his xDD hinds, bars ;;w;; me x3 the :33 pwace of :3 a +brother, ÚwÚ and >_< as much >_< as uWu in ^.^ him lies, >_< minyes x3 my gentiwity with x3 my +>w< education. This >_> is :33 it, UwU Adam, :3 that grieves OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ spiwit of +x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, which UwU I think >_> is within uWu me, ÚwÚ begins to mutiny OwO against +ÚwÚ this ^.^ sewvitude. UwU I xDD wiww nyo longer OwO enduwe :33 it, ^w^ though yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo +uWu wise wemedy >w< how to avoid :3 it. + +Entew ÚwÚ OWIVEW + +uWu ADAM. Yondew x3 comes x3 my ^.^ mastew, x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. +>_< OWWANDO. Go >_< apawt, UwU Adam, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt hear >w< how ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; shake ;;w;; me +:33 up. ^-^ [ADAM :33 wetiwes] +OwO OWIVEW. >_> Nyow, sir! >_> what >_< make xDD you hewe? +>_< OWWANDO. >w< Nyothing; UwU I ^w^ am nyot ÚwÚ taught to >_< make xDD any >_> thing. +OwO OWIVEW. >_> What >_> maw xDD you >w< then, UwU siw? +>_< OWWANDO. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; hewping xDD you to >_> maw :3 that which ^w^ God made, :3 a +poor >_< unwowthy ÚwÚ bwothew of >_< youws, with >_< idwenyess. +OwO OWIVEW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, be xDD bettew employed, ÚwÚ and be >_< nyought OwO awhiwe. +>_< OWWANDO. Shall UwU I >_< keep x3 youw hogs, ÚwÚ and eat uWu husks with them? >_> What +prodigal portion uWu have UwU I xDD spent :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd come to xDD such penury? +OwO OWIVEW. xDD Knyow xDD you :3 whewe xDD you awe, UwU siw? +>_< OWWANDO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, xDD vewy well; OwO hewe uWu in x3 youw ^-^ owchawd. +OwO OWIVEW. xDD Knyow xDD you >w< befowe :33 whom, UwU siw? +>_< OWWANDO. Ay, xDD bettew than ^.^ him UwU I ^w^ am >w< befowe xDD knyows x3 me. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe +x3 my eldest bwothew; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the ^-^ gentwe condition of bwood, xDD you +>_> shouwd UwU so ^.^ knyow x3 me. uWu The >w< couwtesy of >_< nyations allows xDD you x3 my xDD bettew +uWu in :3 that xDD you OwO awe x3 the first-born; >_> but x3 the same xDD twadition UwU takes nyot +OwO away x3 my bwood, :3 wewe there ÚwÚ twenty bwothews betwixt >_> us. UwU I uWu have >_< as +much of x3 my >w< fathew uWu in ;;w;; me >_< as UwU you, OwO awbeit UwU I x3 confess x3 youw xDD coming +>w< befowe ;;w;; me >_> is nyeawew to :33 his ^w^ wevewence. +OwO OWIVEW. What, ^.^ boy! [Strikes >w< him] +>_< OWWANDO. ^.^ Come, come, :33 ewdew brother, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too xDD young uWu in UwU this. +OwO OWIVEW. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou uWu way ^.^ hands on uWu me, >w< viwwain? +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^w^ am nyo villain; UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD youngest >_< son of Sir OwO Wowwand UwU de +ÚwÚ Boys. >w< He UwU was x3 my father; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is thrice :3 a viwwain :3 that ;;w;; says xDD such +:3 a >w< fathew ^.^ begot viwwains. :33 Wewt xDD thou nyot x3 my brother, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot +OwO take ÚwÚ this uWu hand from >w< thy ^w^ thwoat >w< tiww ÚwÚ this othew xDD had pull'd x3 out >w< thy +>_> tongue fow :3 saying :3 so. ^.^ Thou >_> has UwU waiw'd on thysewf. +uWu ADAM. [Coming forward] ÚwÚ Sweet mastews, be UwU patient; fow x3 youw father's +^w^ wemembwance, be uWu at accord. +OwO OWIVEW. Let ;;w;; me x3 go, UwU I :3 say. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, >w< tiww UwU I pwease; xDD you UwU shaww hear x3 me. OwO My >w< fathew +:3 chawg'd xDD you uWu in :33 his xDD wiww to UwU give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ good education: xDD you uWu have +;;w;; twain'd ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a peasant, obscuring ÚwÚ and OwO hiding from ;;w;; me aww +^.^ gentweman-wike qualities. uWu The ^w^ spiwit of x3 my >w< fathew gwows >w< stwong uWu in +uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww nyo longer OwO enduwe uWu it; >_< thewefowe UwU awwow ;;w;; me xDD such +^w^ exewcises >_< as OwO may :33 become :3 a gentweman, ow UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the poor +uWu awwottewy x3 my >w< fathew left ;;w;; me ^.^ by UwU testament; with :3 that UwU I xDD wiww OwO go UwU buy +x3 my fortunes. +OwO OWIVEW. xDD And >_> what wiwt xDD thou ^-^ do? Beg, when :3 that >_> is uWu spent? xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, +get xDD you ^.^ in. UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ wong be troubled with uWu you; xDD you UwU shaww uWu have +x3 some ÚwÚ pawt of x3 youw :33 wiww. UwU I pray xDD you OwO weave x3 me. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I nyo further ^-^ offend xDD you than x3 becomes ;;w;; me fow x3 my UwU good. +OwO OWIVEW. >_< Get xDD you with :3 him, xDD you ;;w;; owd :33 dog. +uWu ADAM. Is 'owd uWu dog' x3 my OwO wewawd? :3 Most ^-^ twue, UwU I uWu have wost x3 my teeth uWu in +x3 youw service. ^w^ God be with x3 my ;;w;; owd x3 mastew! >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^-^ spoke +xDD such :3 a OwO wowd. +Exeunt OWWANDO ÚwÚ and :3 ADAM +OwO OWIVEW. Is >w< it even so? Begin xDD you to gwow ;;w;; upon me? UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; physic +x3 youw ÚwÚ wanknyess, ÚwÚ and yet UwU give nyo thousand :3 cwowns >_> nyeithew. uWu Howwa, +:3 Dennyis! + +Entew DENNIS + +DENNIS. ^-^ Cawws x3 youw wowship? +OwO OWIVEW. nyot Chawwes, x3 the Duke's wwestwew, OwO hewe to speak with me? +DENNIS. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, ^.^ he >_> is OwO hewe uWu at x3 the doow ÚwÚ and importunes x3 access +to OwO you. +OwO OWIVEW. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him ^.^ in. ;;w;; [Exit xDD DENNyIS] 'Twiww be :3 a ÚwÚ good way; ÚwÚ and +to-mowwow x3 the wwestwing >w< is. + +Entew CHAWWES + +x3 CHAWWES. ^-^ Good mowwow to x3 youw UwU wowship. +OwO OWIVEW. ^-^ Good ;;w;; Monsieuw Charles! x3 What's x3 the x3 nyew nyews uWu at x3 the x3 nyew +^w^ couwt? +x3 CHAWWES. >_> Thewe's nyo nyews uWu at x3 the xDD couwt, ^w^ siw, >_> but x3 the ;;w;; owd nyews; :3 that +;;w;; is, x3 the ;;w;; owd >w< Duke >_> is banished ^.^ by :33 his :3 youngew ÚwÚ bwothew x3 the x3 nyew ^-^ Duke; +ÚwÚ and >w< thwee ow fouw >w< woving wowds uWu have put x3 themsewves x3 into ;;w;; vowuntawy +exiwe with :3 him, x3 whose ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and revenues enrich x3 the x3 nyew ^-^ Duke; +>_< thewefowe ^.^ he ;;w;; gives them ÚwÚ good OwO weave to ÚwÚ wandew. +OwO OWIVEW. UwU Can xDD you tell >_> if :33 Wosawind, x3 the Duke's ^w^ daughtew, be banished +with her father? +x3 CHAWWES. >_< O, ^.^ nyo; fow x3 the Duke's ^w^ daughtew, her OwO cousin, UwU so loves hew, +^.^ being OwO evew from uWu theiw cradles bwed together, :3 that ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu have +fowwowed her >w< exiwe, ow uWu have >w< died to xDD stay x3 behind her. :33 She >_> is uWu at +x3 the xDD couwt, ÚwÚ and nyo less beloved of her :33 uncwe than :33 his UwU own +;;w;; daughtew; ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew >w< two ^.^ wadies xDD wuvd >_< as ;;w;; they xDD do. +OwO OWIVEW. Whewe xDD wiww x3 the ;;w;; owd >w< Duke >_> wive? +x3 CHAWWES. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he >_> is xDD awweady uWu in x3 the Forest of OwO Awden, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU many +^.^ mewwy ;;w;; men with him; ÚwÚ and there ;;w;; they ^w^ wive ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; owd Wobin x3 Hood +of ^w^ Engwand. ^-^ They >_> say UwU many xDD young gentlemen ^.^ fwock to ^.^ him every ^-^ day, +ÚwÚ and :33 fweet x3 the time cawewesswy, >_< as ;;w;; they uWu did uWu in x3 the golden wowwd. +OwO OWIVEW. What, xDD you wrestle to-mowwow >w< befowe x3 the x3 nyew Duke? +x3 CHAWWES. OwO Mawwy, UwU do I, siw; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ came to >w< acquaint xDD you with :3 a +:3 mattew. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ given, ^w^ siw, secwetwy to understand :3 that x3 youw :3 youngew +brother, >_> Owwando, hath :3 a uWu disposition to come uWu in :33 disguis'd OwO against +;;w;; me to >_> twy :3 a UwU faww. >_< To-mowwow, ^w^ siw, UwU I wrestle fow x3 my x3 cwedit; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +:3 that xDD escapes ;;w;; me ^-^ without x3 some xDD bwoken x3 wimb UwU shaww xDD acquit ^.^ him well. +uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is >_> but xDD young ÚwÚ and tender; x3 and, fow x3 youw xDD wuv, UwU I ^.^ wouwd +be loath to ÚwÚ foiw :3 him, >_< as UwU I ;;w;; must, fow x3 my UwU own honyouw, >_> if ^.^ he come +UwU in; OwO thewefowe, x3 out of x3 my wuv to UwU you, UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew to >w< acquaint +xDD you withaw, :3 that xDD eithew xDD you ^w^ might xDD stay ^.^ him from :33 his UwU intendment, +ow >w< bwook xDD such xDD disgwace weww >_< as ^.^ he UwU shaww >w< wun into, uWu in :3 that >w< it >_> is +^.^ thing of :33 his UwU own ^-^ seawch ÚwÚ and ;;w;; awtogethew OwO against x3 my :33 wiww. +OwO OWIVEW. Chawwes, UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow >w< thy wuv to uWu me, which xDD thou shalt +find UwU I xDD wiww UwU most ^-^ kindwy requite. UwU I xDD had mysewf ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 my +brother's OwO puwpose herein, ÚwÚ and uWu have ^.^ by undewhand means ÚwÚ wabouwed to +uWu dissuade ^.^ him from uWu it; >_> but ^.^ he >_> is wesowute. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, +Chawwes, >w< it >_> is x3 the stubbornest xDD young fewwow of Fwance; full of +ambition, >w< an envious ÚwÚ emuwatow of every :33 man's ÚwÚ good xDD pawts, :3 a secret +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwwainyous contriver OwO against ;;w;; me :33 his natural ^-^ bwothew. +Therefore use >w< thy >_< discwetion: UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief xDD thou :33 didst bweak :33 his +x3 nyeck >_< as :33 his finger. xDD And xDD thou OwO wewt best wook x3 to't; fow >_> if xDD thou +dost ^.^ him xDD any :3 swight disgrace, ow >_> if ^.^ he UwU do nyot >w< mightiwy xDD gwace +>_< himsewf on ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ he xDD wiww x3 pwactise OwO against uWu thee ^.^ by uWu poison, entrap +uWu thee ^.^ by x3 some treacherous >_< device, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew OwO weave uWu thee >w< tiww ^.^ he +hath >_> ta'en >w< thy >w< wife ^.^ by x3 some ^.^ indiwect means ow >w< othew; for, UwU I +:33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and almost with tears UwU I speak :33 it, there >_> is nyot one +UwU so xDD young ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ viwwainyous ÚwÚ this day ^-^ wiving. UwU I speak >_> but ÚwÚ bwothewwy +of him; >_> but >_> shouwd UwU I ;;w;; anyatomize ^.^ him to uWu thee >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, UwU I ^w^ must bwush +ÚwÚ and >_> weep, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ must wook pawe ÚwÚ and :3 wondew. +x3 CHAWWES. UwU I ^w^ am UwU heawtiwy uWu gwad UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew to OwO you. ;;w;; If ^.^ he come +to-mowwow I'll UwU give ^.^ him :33 his uWu payment. ;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ he OwO go awonye OwO again, +I'll >_< nyevew wrestle fow >w< pwize more. xDD And >_> so, ^w^ God >_< keep x3 youw wowship! +uWu Exit +OwO OWIVEW. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good Chawwes. Now xDD wiww UwU I stir ÚwÚ this OwO gamestew. UwU I +UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww >_> see >w< an >w< end of him; fow x3 my x3 souw, yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why, +hates >_< nyothing ^.^ mowe than he. ÚwÚ Yet uWu he's gentle; >_< nyevew xDD schoow'd ÚwÚ and +yet UwU weawnyed; full of x3 nyobwe >w< device; of aww sorts ^.^ enchantingwy +bewuvd; x3 and, :33 indeed, UwU so much uWu in x3 the >_< heawt of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and +especially of x3 my UwU own >_> peopwe, who best ^.^ knyow :3 him, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am +;;w;; awtogethew >_< mispwised. OwO But >w< it UwU shaww nyot be UwU so xDD wong; ÚwÚ this wwestwew +UwU shaww ^-^ cweaw all. Nyothing remains >_> but :3 that UwU I ÚwÚ kindwe x3 the ;;w;; boy +thithew, which nyow I'll OwO go ^-^ about. uWu Exit + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A lawn >w< befowe x3 the >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ROSALIND ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA + +>_> CEWIA. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, :33 Wosawind, x3 sweet x3 my x3 coz, be x3 mewwy. +ROSALIND. >_< Deaw :3 Cewia, UwU I x3 show ^.^ mowe >_< miwth than UwU I ^w^ am mistwess OwO of; ÚwÚ and +^.^ wouwd xDD you yet UwU I :3 wewe uWu mewwiew? OwO Unwess xDD you couwd >_< teach ;;w;; me to x3 fowget +:3 a banished ÚwÚ fathew, xDD you ^w^ must nyot :3 weawn ;;w;; me >w< how to remember xDD any +>_< extwaowdinyawy pleasure. +>_> CEWIA. x3 Hewein UwU I >_> see xDD thou >_> wov'st ;;w;; me nyot with x3 the full >_> weight :3 that UwU I +wuv thee. ;;w;; If x3 my uWu uncwe, >w< thy banished ÚwÚ fathew, xDD had banished >w< thy +uWu uncwe, x3 the >w< Duke x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, UwU so xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been still with uWu me, UwU I +couwd uWu have ÚwÚ taught x3 my wuv to OwO take >w< thy >w< fathew fow minye; UwU so wouldst +UwU thou, >_> if x3 the uWu twuth of >w< thy wuv to ;;w;; me :3 wewe UwU so righteously tempew'd +>_< as >_< minye >_> is to thee. +ROSALIND. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww x3 fowget x3 the condition of x3 my x3 estate, to +rejoice uWu in x3 youws. +>_> CEWIA. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 my >w< fathew hath nyo chiwd >_> but I, nor >_< nyonye >_> is ^.^ wike to +uWu have; x3 and, OwO twuwy, when ^.^ he dies xDD thou shalt be :33 his heir; fow >_> what +^.^ he hath :33 taken OwO away from >w< thy >w< fathew pewfowce, UwU I xDD wiww render uWu thee +again uWu in OwO affection. ^-^ By >_< minye honyouw, UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and when UwU I bweak :3 that +;;w;; oath, wet ;;w;; me turn ÚwÚ monstew; OwO thewefowe, x3 my x3 sweet Rose, x3 my uWu deaw +Rose, be x3 mewwy. +ROSALIND. Fwom henceforth UwU I :33 wiww, x3 coz, ÚwÚ and >w< devise :33 spowts. +Let ;;w;; me see; >_> what think xDD you of falling uWu in love? +>_> CEWIA. OwO Mawwy, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU do, to >_< make spowt withal; >_> but wuv nyo x3 man +uWu in ÚwÚ good earnest, nor nyo further uWu in spowt :3 nyeithew than with :33 safety +of :3 a puwe bwush xDD thou uWu mayst uWu in honour come x3 off ;;w;; again. +ROSALIND. >_> What UwU shaww be UwU ouw sport, ^w^ then? +>_> CEWIA. Let >_> us sit ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mock x3 the ÚwÚ good :3 housewife :33 Fowtunye from her +wheew, :3 that her ^.^ gifts OwO may henceforth be uWu bestowed >_> equawwy. +ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we couwd UwU do so; fow her benyefits OwO awe >w< mightiwy +^w^ mispwaced; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> bountifuw ^w^ bwind OwO woman xDD doth UwU most ÚwÚ mistake uWu in her +^.^ gifts to ^w^ women. +>_> CEWIA. 'Tis true; fow UwU those :3 that ^.^ she x3 makes >w< faiw ^.^ she scawce x3 makes +xDD honyest; ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 that ^.^ she x3 makes xDD honyest ^.^ she x3 makes xDD vewy +ill-favouredly. +ROSALIND. Nyay; nyow xDD thou ^.^ goest from Fowtunye's ^.^ office to UwU Nyatuwe's: +:33 Fowtunye OwO weigns uWu in ^.^ gifts of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, nyot uWu in x3 the >w< winyeaments of Nature. -x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE - -CELIA. Nyo; when :3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a fair creature, ^-^ may ^.^ she ^.^ nyot uWu by ->_> Fowtunye ^-^ faww OwO into OwO the xDD fiwe? ^-^ Though :3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath >w< given OwO us ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to -fwout at ;;w;; Fowtunye, ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_> Fowtunye x3 sent in :3 this OwO foow ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off -OwO the OwO awgument? -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Indeed, there :3 is >_> Fowtunye xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow uWu Nyatuwe, when ->_> Fowtunye makes x3 Nyatuwe's :3 nyatuwaw OwO the ^-^ cuttew-off >_> of x3 Nyatuwe's wit. -CELIA. Peradventure :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot Fowtunye's wowk neither, uWu but ->w< Nyatuwe's, ^-^ who perceiveth ^-^ ouw :3 nyatuwaw xDD wits xDD too :33 duww ^-^ to reason >_> of -such :3 goddesses, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent :3 this :3 nyatuwaw uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ whetstonye; uWu fow -:33 awways OwO the dullness >_> of OwO the OwO foow :3 is OwO the uWu whetstonye >_> of OwO the UwU wits. OwO How -nyow, :3 wit! Whither ÚwÚ wandew you? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Mistwess, you >w< must come away ^-^ to >_> youw father. -CELIA. Were you :3 made OwO the ^w^ messengew? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. No, uWu by >_< minye >_> honyouw; uWu but I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; bid ^-^ to come uWu fow you. -ROSALIND. :3 Whewe ^w^ weawnyed you UwU that ^-^ oath, xDD foow? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain x3 knyight UwU that :33 swowe uWu by his uWu honyouw uWu they ;;w;; wewe -good pancakes, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe uWu by his uWu honyouw OwO the :33 mustawd ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyaught. -Nyow I'll ^.^ stand ^-^ to it, OwO the pancakes ;;w;; wewe ^-^ nyaught ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 mustawd -ÚwÚ was uWu good, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 knyight ^-^ fowswown. -CELIA. OwO How ^w^ pwuv you UwU that, in OwO the gweat ^-^ heap >_> of >_> youw >_> knyowwedge? -ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, :3 nyow unmuzzwe >_> youw xDD wisdom. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Stand you uWu both :3 fowth nyow: OwO stwoke >_> youw chins, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw -uWu by >_> youw beawds UwU that I x3 am :3 a knave. -CELIA. By ^-^ ouw beawds, ^-^ if ^-^ we xDD had ;;w;; them, :3 thou awt. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. By my ÚwÚ knyavewy, ^-^ if I xDD had it, then I :3 wewe. But ^-^ if you -uWu sweaw uWu by UwU that UwU that ;;w;; nyot, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ fowswown; nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ was :3 this -:3 knyight, sweawing uWu by his xDD honyouw, uWu fow ^.^ he never xDD had any; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ he -^-^ had, ^.^ he xDD had sworn ^.^ it away before >w< evew ^.^ he ^-^ saw x3 those OwO pancackes ^w^ ow -UwU that mustawd. -CELIA. Prithee, ^-^ who :3 is't UwU that :3 thou ^w^ mean'st? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< Onye UwU that ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Fwedewick, >_> youw fathew, ^w^ wuvs. -CELIA. UwU My >_< fathew's love :3 is enough ^-^ to uWu honyouw >_> him. ^-^ Enyough, speak nyo -^-^ mowe >_> of him; ^w^ you'ww >w< be uWu whipt uWu fow OwO taxation ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ days. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. The ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity UwU that fools ^-^ may ^.^ nyot speak wisewy what xDD wise -x3 men ^-^ do x3 foowishwy. -CELIA. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 thou >_> sayest true; uWu fow >_< since OwO the wittwe ÚwÚ wit UwU that -fools ^.^ have ÚwÚ was >w< siwenced, OwO the wittwe foolery UwU that xDD wise x3 men ^.^ have -makes :3 a gweat show. ;;w;; Hewe comes :33 Monsieuw We >_< Beau. - -x3 Entew >w< WE BEAU - -ROSALIND. x3 With his OwO mouth :33 fuww >_> of news. -CELIA. ^w^ Which ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< put uWu on OwO us as pigeons :33 feed theiw young. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be OwO nyews-cwamm'd. -CELIA. ^-^ Aww OwO the bettew; ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be OwO the ^-^ mowe mawketabwe. Bon x3 jouw, -:33 Monsieuw We >_< Beau. What's OwO the x3 nyews? ->w< WE >w< BEAU. ^-^ Faiw uWu Pwincess, you ^.^ have lost >w< much good sport. -CELIA. Sport! >_> of what ;;w;; cowouw? ->w< WE >w< BEAU. What >_< cowouw, OwO madam? OwO How uWu shaww I ÚwÚ answew you? -ROSALIND. UwU As ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye uWu wiww. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Ow as OwO the Destinies decwees. -CELIA. ^.^ Weww said; UwU that ÚwÚ was >_> waid uWu on with :3 a trowel. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if I ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot my :33 wank- -ROSALIND. Thou wosest >w< thy ^.^ owd smeww. ->w< WE >w< BEAU. You amaze uWu me, ladies. I would ^.^ have told you >_> of good -OwO wwestwing, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have lost OwO the OwO sight >_> of. -ROSALIND. >_> Yet tell OwO us OwO the manner >_> of OwO the wrestling. ->w< WE >w< BEAU. I uWu wiww tell you OwO the ;;w;; beginnying, :3 and, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw -ladyships, you ^-^ may UwU see OwO the :3 end; uWu fow OwO the :33 best :3 is ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to do; ÚwÚ and -;;w;; hewe, xDD whewe you awe, uWu they awe UwU coming ^-^ to OwO pewfowm it. -CELIA. Weww, OwO the ;;w;; beginnying, UwU that :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and buwied. ->w< WE >w< BEAU. Thewe comes OwO an ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and his three x3 sons- -CELIA. I :33 couwd ^-^ match :3 this beginning with OwO an ^.^ owd >_> tawe. ->w< WE >w< BEAU. >_< Thwee pwopew x3 young ^-^ men, >_> of excellent xDD gwowth ÚwÚ and presence. -ROSALIND. x3 With ^.^ biwws uWu on theiw necks: uWu 'Be ^.^ it OwO knyown x3 unto >w< aww x3 men uWu by -^.^ these uWu pwesents'- ->w< WE >w< BEAU. The ewdest >_> of OwO the three wrestled with Charles, OwO the >w< Duke's ->w< wwestwew; ;;w;; which Charles in :3 a ;;w;; moment >w< thwew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke three >_> of -his ribs, UwU that there :3 is wittwe >w< hope >_> of life in >_> him. ^w^ So ^.^ he sewv'd -OwO the ^-^ second, ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO the third. Yondew uWu they >_> wie; OwO the UwU poow ^.^ owd man, -theiw fathew, :33 making such ^w^ pitifuw dole xDD uvw them UwU that >w< aww OwO the -*twerks* behowdews UwU take his part with UwU weeping. -ROSALIND. Alas! -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. But what :3 is OwO the sport, uWu monsieuw, UwU that OwO the ;;w;; wadies ^.^ have +Entew TOUCHSTONE + +>_> CEWIA. No; when ÚwÚ Nyatuwe hath UwU made :3 a >w< faiw x3 cweatuwe, OwO may ^.^ she nyot ^.^ by +:33 Fowtunye faww x3 into x3 the fiwe? ;;w;; Though ÚwÚ Nyatuwe hath UwU given >_> us wit to +fwout uWu at ÚwÚ Fowtunye, hath nyot :33 Fowtunye sent uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< foow to :3 cut x3 off +x3 the awgument? +ROSALIND. >w< Indeed, there >_> is :33 Fowtunye ^w^ too x3 hawd fow OwO Nyatuwe, when +:33 Fowtunye x3 makes Nyatuwe's natural x3 the cutter-off of Nyatuwe's >_< wit. +>_> CEWIA. Peradventure ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot Fowtunye's ^.^ wowk nyeithew, >_> but +Nyatuwe's, who pewceiveth UwU ouw natural :33 wits ^w^ too dull to reason of +xDD such >w< goddesses, ÚwÚ and hath sent ÚwÚ this natural fow UwU ouw ^.^ whetstonye; fow +awways x3 the dullness of x3 the >w< foow >_> is x3 the ^-^ whetstonye of x3 the wits. How +now, wit! x3 Whithew >w< wandew you? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Mistwess, xDD you ^w^ must come OwO away to x3 youw :33 fathew. +>_> CEWIA. ^.^ Wewe xDD you UwU made x3 the :3 messengew? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by >_< minye honour; >_> but UwU I UwU was bid to come fow OwO you. +ROSALIND. Whewe :33 weawnyed xDD you :3 that ;;w;; oath, ^.^ foow? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Of :3 a xDD cewtain knight :3 that >w< swowe ^.^ by :33 his honour ;;w;; they :3 wewe +ÚwÚ good pancakes, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe ^.^ by :33 his honour x3 the mustawd UwU was nyaught. +Now I'll stand to :33 it, x3 the ÚwÚ pancakes :3 wewe xDD nyaught ÚwÚ and x3 the mustawd +UwU was UwU good, ÚwÚ and yet UwU was nyot x3 the knight forsworn. +>_> CEWIA. How ^-^ pwuv xDD you :3 that, uWu in x3 the great >_< heap of x3 youw knyowwedge? +ROSALIND. Ay, marry, nyow unmuzzle x3 youw wisdom. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Stand xDD you both fowth >w< nyow: ^w^ stwoke x3 youw UwU chins, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw +^.^ by x3 youw beards :3 that UwU I ^w^ am :3 a knave. +>_> CEWIA. ^-^ By UwU ouw ÚwÚ beawds, >_> if ^.^ we xDD had ÚwÚ them, xDD thou art. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ By x3 my ^.^ knyavewy, >_> if UwU I xDD had :33 it, xDD then UwU I were. OwO But >_> if xDD you +>_< sweaw ^.^ by :3 that :3 that >_> nyot, xDD you OwO awe nyot uWu fowswown; nyo ^.^ mowe UwU was ÚwÚ this +UwU knyight, swearing ^.^ by :33 his honyouw, fow ^.^ he >_< nyevew xDD had ÚwÚ any; ow >_> if ^.^ he +:33 had, ^.^ he xDD had sworn >w< it OwO away >w< befowe OwO evew ^.^ he saw UwU those pancackes ow +:3 that >_> mustawd. +>_> CEWIA. Prithee, who :3 is't :3 that xDD thou x3 mean'st? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Onye :3 that ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ Fwedewick, x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, :3 wuvs. +>_> CEWIA. OwO My father's wuv >_> is enough to honour ^.^ him. ;;w;; Enyough, speak nyo +^.^ mowe of him; you'ww be x3 whipt fow taxation one of these days. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. uWu The ^.^ mowe pity :3 that foows OwO may nyot speak wisely >_> what uWu wise +;;w;; men UwU do foowishwy. +>_> CEWIA. ^-^ By x3 my troth, xDD thou sayest true; fow xDD since x3 the xDD wittwe wit :3 that +foows uWu have UwU was OwO siwenced, x3 the xDD wittwe foowewy :3 that uWu wise ;;w;; men uWu have +x3 makes :3 a great show. :3 Hewe x3 comes ;;w;; Monsieuw Le uWu Beau. + +Entew ^-^ WE BEAU + +ROSALIND. With :33 his xDD mouth full of ;;w;; nyews. +>_> CEWIA. >_< Which ^.^ he xDD wiww put on >_> us >_< as ÚwÚ pigeons >w< feed uWu theiw ^w^ young. +ROSALIND. UwU Then UwU shaww ^.^ we be >_< nyews-cwamm'd. +>_> CEWIA. All x3 the uWu bettew; ^.^ we UwU shaww be x3 the ^.^ mowe marketable. :33 Bon jour, +;;w;; Monsieuw Le uWu Beau. x3 What's x3 the nyews? +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. Faiw xDD Pwincess, xDD you uWu have wost much ÚwÚ good ;;w;; spowt. +>_> CEWIA. >_< Spowt! of >_> what xDD cowouw? +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >_> What :33 cowouw, :33 madam? How UwU shaww UwU I answew you? +ROSALIND. ;;w;; As wit ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye :33 wiww. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :33 Ow >_< as x3 the Destinies decrees. +>_> CEWIA. Weww ÚwÚ said; :3 that UwU was laid on with :3 a trowel. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Nyay, >_> if UwU I >_< keep nyot x3 my wank- +ROSALIND. ^.^ Thou wosest >w< thy ;;w;; owd >_> smeww. +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >_> You amaze uWu me, wadies. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have told xDD you of ÚwÚ good +wrestling, which xDD you uWu have wost x3 the ^.^ sight uWu of. +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Yet tell >_> us x3 the ^w^ mannyew of x3 the wwestwing. +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you x3 the beginnying, x3 and, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw +ladyships, xDD you OwO may >_> see x3 the ^w^ end; fow x3 the best >_> is yet to do; ÚwÚ and +UwU hewe, :3 whewe xDD you awe, ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD coming to x3 pewfowm :3 it. +>_> CEWIA. xDD Weww, x3 the beginnying, :3 that >_> is >_< dead ÚwÚ and buried. +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >_> Thewe x3 comes >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< thwee ^.^ sons- +>_> CEWIA. UwU I couwd >_< match ÚwÚ this beginning with >w< an ;;w;; owd ^-^ tawe. +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. Thwee OwO pwopew xDD young men, of :3 excewwent gwowth ÚwÚ and pwesence. +ROSALIND. With bills on uWu theiw necks: :3 'Be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown >w< unto aww ;;w;; men ^.^ by +these ;;w;; pwesents'- +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. uWu The eldest of x3 the >w< thwee wwestwed with Chawwes, x3 the Duke's +wrestler; which >_> Chawwes uWu in :3 a x3 moment OwO thwew :3 him, ÚwÚ and broke >w< thwee of +:33 his wibs, :3 that there >_> is xDD wittwe UwU hope of >w< wife uWu in ^.^ him. ^w^ So ^.^ he sewv'd +x3 the xDD second, ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 the third. Yondew ;;w;; they wie; x3 the poor ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, +uWu theiw ÚwÚ fathew, x3 making xDD such ^w^ pitifuw xDD dowe uvw them :3 that aww x3 the +x3 behowdews OwO take :33 his ÚwÚ pawt with ^.^ weeping. +ROSALIND. ^-^ Awas! +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. OwO But >_> what >_> is x3 the sport, monsieur, :3 that x3 the ^.^ wadies uWu have lost? ->w< WE >w< BEAU. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this UwU that I speak >_> of. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Thus x3 men ^-^ may gwow uWu wisew every day. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time -UwU that >w< evew I heard breaking >_> of xDD wibs ÚwÚ was uWu spowt uWu fow ladies. -CELIA. Ow OwO I, I pwomise thee. -ROSALIND. But :3 is there ^-^ any ewse longs ^-^ to UwU see :3 this ^w^ bwoken music in -his :33 sides? ^-^ Is there ÚwÚ yet another dotes x3 upon UwU wib-bweaking? :33 Shaww ^-^ we -UwU see :3 this OwO wwestwing, ^-^ cousin? ->w< WE >w< BEAU. You xDD must, ^-^ if you stay xDD hewe; uWu fow here :3 is OwO the place -appointed uWu fow OwO the OwO wwestwing, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe ready ^-^ to OwO pewfowm it. -CELIA. ^-^ Yondew, ;;w;; suwe, uWu they awe >w< coming. >_> Wet OwO us :3 nyow stay ÚwÚ and UwU see it. - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, LORDS, :3 OWWANDO, -^.^ CHAWWES, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -FREDERICK. Come OwO on; >_< since OwO the xDD youth uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> entweated, his >_> own -peril uWu on his forwardness. -ROSALIND. ^-^ Is :33 yondew OwO the man? ->w< WE >w< BEAU. >_< Even >_< he, ÚwÚ madam. -CELIA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he :3 is xDD too ^.^ young; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he looks UwU successfuwwy. -FREDERICK. OwO How nyow, daughter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cousin! uWu Awe you crept UwU hithew ^-^ to -UwU see OwO the >w< wwestwing? -ROSALIND. >w< Ay, my liege; OwO so >w< pwease you ^w^ give OwO us weave. -FREDERICK. You uWu wiww UwU take wittwe dewight in it, I can tell you, -there :3 is such >_> odds in OwO the xDD man. UwU In ^-^ pity >_> of OwO the :33 chawwengew's xDD youth -I would fain ^.^ dissuade ^w^ him, uWu but ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< entweated. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to -^w^ him, ladies; UwU see ^-^ if you can move >_> him. -CELIA. ^-^ Caww him hithew, good :33 Monsieuw We >_< Beau. -FREDERICK. Do >w< so; I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be by. -^-^ [DUKE >_< FWEDEWICK :33 goes ^w^ apawt] ->w< WE >w< BEAU. :33 Monsieuw OwO the UwU Chawwengew, OwO the ^w^ Pwincess calls uWu fow you. -^-^ OWWANDO. I ^.^ attend them with >w< aww >_< wespect ÚwÚ and >_< duty. -ROSALIND. Young man, ^.^ have you challeng'd Charles OwO the UwU wwestwew? -^-^ OWWANDO. No, fair :33 Pwincess; ^.^ he :3 is OwO the ^w^ genyewaw challenger. I come -uWu but ÚwÚ in, as ÚwÚ othews uWu do, ^-^ to twy with him OwO the OwO stwength >_> of my uWu youth. -CELIA. Young ;;w;; gentweman, >_> youw uWu spiwits awe xDD too bowd uWu fow >_> youw years. -You ^.^ have uWu seen x3 cwuew >_> pwoof >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ man's >w< stwength; ^-^ if you ^-^ saw -yourself with >_> youw >_> eyes, ^w^ ow knew yourself with >_> youw judgment, OwO the -;;w;; feaw >_> of >_> youw adventuwe would counsew you ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ mowe >w< equaw -OwO entewpwise. We pray you, uWu fow >_> youw >_> own UwU sake, ^-^ to ^w^ embwace >_> youw >_> own ->_> safety ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD uvw :3 this OwO attempt. -ROSALIND. uWu Do, x3 young siw; >_> youw weputation uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe >w< be -:33 mispwised: ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it ^-^ ouw suit ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke UwU that OwO the -wrestling UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< go :3 fowwawd. -^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu beseech you, punish me ^.^ nyot with >_> youw ^-^ hawd ^-^ thoughts, -wherein I x3 confess me >w< much OwO guiwty ^-^ to deny OwO so fair ÚwÚ and excellent -;;w;; wadies ^-^ any >_> thing. But let >_> youw fair eyes ÚwÚ and gentwe :3 wishes >w< go -with me ^-^ to my x3 twiaw; wherein ^-^ if I >w< be foil'd there :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye -ÚwÚ sham'd UwU that ÚwÚ was never >_< gwacious; ^-^ if >_> kiww'd, uWu but ^-^ onye UwU dead UwU that :3 is -willing ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ so. I uWu shaww ^-^ do my fwiends nyo ^.^ wwong, uWu fow I ^.^ have UwU nyonye -^-^ to >_> wament me; OwO the x3 wowwd nyo injury, uWu fow in ^.^ it I ^.^ have OwO nyothing; only -in OwO the x3 wowwd I fiww OwO up :3 a place, ;;w;; which ^-^ may >w< be better supplied when -I ^.^ have :3 made ^.^ it ^-^ empty. -ROSALIND. The wittwe OwO stwength UwU that I x3 have, I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe with -you. -CELIA. And >_< minye ^-^ to UwU eke >_< out hers. -ROSALIND. Fawe you :33 weww. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven I >w< be :33 deceiv'd in xDD you! -CELIA. Your ^w^ heawt's desires >w< be with xDD you! -CHARLES. ^w^ Come, xDD whewe :3 is :3 this x3 young x3 gawwant UwU that :3 is OwO so xDD desiwous ^-^ to -lie with his mothew ÚwÚ eawth? -^-^ OWWANDO. ^-^ Weady, siw; uWu but his uWu wiww ;;w;; hath in ^.^ it :3 a ^-^ mowe modest working. -FREDERICK. You uWu shaww twy uWu but ^-^ onye OwO faww. -CHARLES. No, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw Gwace, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot entweat him ^-^ to :3 a -^-^ second, UwU that ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ mightiwy pewsuaded him ^-^ fwom :3 a >_> fiwst. -^-^ OWWANDO. You UwU mean ^-^ to xDD mock me OwO aftew; you shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ mock'd me -^.^ befowe; uWu but come >_> youw xDD ways. -ROSALIND. Nyow, xDD Hewcuwes >w< be >w< thy uWu speed, x3 young ^w^ man! -CELIA. I would I ;;w;; wewe >_< invisibwe, ^-^ to catch OwO the >w< stwong :3 fewwow uWu by OwO the -leg. ^.^ [They wwestwe] -ROSALIND. :3 O excellent x3 young ^w^ man! -CELIA. >w< If I xDD had :3 a :33 thundewbowt in >_< minye eye, I can tell ^-^ who shouwd +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. Why, ÚwÚ this :3 that UwU I speak uWu of. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Thus ;;w;; men OwO may gwow wiser every x3 day. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the xDD fiwst time +:3 that OwO evew UwU I heard breaking of OwO wibs UwU was spowt fow wadies. +>_> CEWIA. :33 Ow I, UwU I promise thee. +ROSALIND. OwO But >_> is there xDD any >_> ewse OwO wongs to >_> see ÚwÚ this xDD bwoken uWu music uWu in +:33 his :33 sides? Is there yet anyothew x3 dotes ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ wib-bweaking? Shall ^.^ we +>_> see ÚwÚ this wrestling, cousin? +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >_> You ;;w;; must, >_> if xDD you xDD stay ^.^ hewe; fow OwO hewe >_> is x3 the :33 pwace +uWu appointed fow x3 the wrestling, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe ready to x3 pewfowm :3 it. +>_> CEWIA. xDD Yondew, x3 suwe, ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 coming. Let >_> us nyow xDD stay ÚwÚ and >_> see :3 it. + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ÚwÚ DUKE FWEDEWICK, LORDS, OWWANDO, +CHAWWES, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +x3 FWEDEWICK. :3 Come xDD on; xDD since x3 the :33 youth xDD wiww nyot be entreated, :33 his UwU own +peril on :33 his forwardness. +ROSALIND. Is yonder x3 the man? +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. Even xDD he, UwU madam. +>_> CEWIA. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ too ^-^ young; yet ^.^ he :33 wooks successfuwwy. +x3 FWEDEWICK. How now, daughter ÚwÚ and x3 cousin! ^w^ Awe xDD you x3 cwept ÚwÚ hithew to +>_> see x3 the wrestling? +ROSALIND. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; UwU so uWu pwease xDD you UwU give >_> us >_< weave. +x3 FWEDEWICK. >_> You xDD wiww OwO take xDD wittwe delight uWu in :33 it, UwU I ^.^ can tell UwU you, +there >_> is xDD such ^w^ odds uWu in x3 the man. ^w^ In pity of x3 the chawwengew's :33 youth +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu dissuade :3 him, >_> but ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot be :3 entweated. ^w^ Speak to +:3 him, ^w^ wadies; >_> see >_> if xDD you ^.^ can move ^.^ him. +>_> CEWIA. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him hithew, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Monsieuw Le uWu Beau. +x3 FWEDEWICK. Do so; I'll nyot be by. +xDD [DUKE :3 FWEDEWICK xDD goes apart] +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. ;;w;; Monsieuw x3 the x3 Chawwengew, x3 the Pwincess ;;w;; cawws fow OwO you. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I >_< attend them with aww wespect ÚwÚ and duty. +ROSALIND. Young ^w^ man, uWu have xDD you challeng'd >_> Chawwes x3 the OwO wwestwew? +>_< OWWANDO. :3 Nyo, >w< faiw Princess; ^.^ he >_> is x3 the general ÚwÚ chawwengew. UwU I come +>_> but x3 in, >_< as ;;w;; othews UwU do, to >_> twy with ^.^ him x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of x3 my >_< youth. +>_> CEWIA. Young gentweman, x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe ^w^ too bold fow x3 youw years. +>_> You uWu have :3 seen UwU cwuew xDD pwoof of ÚwÚ this :33 man's >_> stwength; >_> if xDD you saw +>_> youwsewf with x3 youw ^w^ eyes, ow UwU knyew >_> youwsewf with x3 youw ^.^ judgment, x3 the +feaw of x3 youw adventuwe ^.^ wouwd counsel xDD you to :3 a ^.^ mowe equal +enterprise. We pray UwU you, fow x3 youw UwU own ^w^ sake, to >_< embwace x3 youw UwU own +:33 safety ÚwÚ and UwU give uvw ÚwÚ this attempt. +ROSALIND. UwU Do, xDD young siw; x3 youw >_< weputation UwU shaww nyot >_< thewefowe be +:3 mispwised: ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make >w< it UwU ouw >_> suit to x3 the >w< Duke :3 that x3 the +wwestwing ^w^ might nyot OwO go :33 fowwawd. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, punyish ;;w;; me nyot with x3 youw x3 hawd thoughts, +wherein UwU I x3 confess ;;w;; me much guiwty to UwU deny UwU so >w< faiw ÚwÚ and :3 excewwent +^.^ wadies xDD any >_> thing. OwO But wet x3 youw >w< faiw eyes ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe wishes OwO go +with ;;w;; me to x3 my xDD twiaw; wherein >_> if UwU I be x3 foiw'd there >_> is >_> but one +;;w;; sham'd :3 that UwU was >_< nyevew xDD gwacious; >_> if ^.^ kiww'd, >_> but one >_< dead :3 that >_> is +^.^ wiwwing to be :3 so. UwU I UwU shaww UwU do x3 my ^w^ fwiends nyo wwong, fow UwU I uWu have >_< nyonye +to wament OwO me; x3 the wowwd nyo injuwy, fow uWu in >w< it UwU I uWu have uWu nyothing; >w< onwy +uWu in x3 the wowwd UwU I ^w^ fiww x3 up :3 a pwace, which OwO may be xDD bettew x3 suppwied when +UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< it >_< empty. +ROSALIND. uWu The xDD wittwe ÚwÚ stwength :3 that UwU I have, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe with +OwO you. +>_> CEWIA. xDD And >_< minye to eke x3 out hers. +ROSALIND. >w< Fawe xDD you well. >_> Pway heaven UwU I be >_> deceiv'd uWu in you! +>_> CEWIA. uWu Youw heart's desiwes be with you! +x3 CHAWWES. ^.^ Come, :3 whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this xDD young OwO gawwant :3 that >_> is UwU so ^.^ desiwous to +>_< wie with :33 his mothew ^w^ eawth? +>_< OWWANDO. >_> Weady, siw; >_> but :33 his xDD wiww hath uWu in >w< it :3 a ^.^ mowe :3 modest working. +x3 FWEDEWICK. >_> You UwU shaww >_> twy >_> but one UwU faww. +x3 CHAWWES. :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 wawwant x3 youw >_> Gwace, xDD you UwU shaww nyot entweat ^.^ him to :3 a +xDD second, :3 that uWu have UwU so >w< mightiwy >w< pewsuaded ^.^ him from :3 a fiwst. +>_< OWWANDO. >_> You >_> mean to ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me :3 aftew; xDD you >_> shouwd nyot uWu have mock'd ;;w;; me +befowe; >_> but come x3 youw uWu ways. +ROSALIND. >_> Nyow, Hercules be >w< thy speed, xDD young ;;w;; man! +>_> CEWIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_> invisibwe, to catch x3 the >w< stwong fewwow ^.^ by x3 the +^-^ weg. ^w^ [They wrestle] +ROSALIND. x3 O :3 excewwent xDD young ;;w;; man! +>_> CEWIA. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :3 a thundewbowt uWu in >_< minye >_< eye, UwU I ^.^ can tell who >_> shouwd down. -:3 [CHAWWES :3 is x3 thwown. UwU Shout] -FREDERICK. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, nyo more. -^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Yes, I uWu beseech >_> youw >w< Gwace; I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; weww ^-^ bweath'd. -FREDERICK. OwO How OwO dost thou, Chawwes? ->w< WE >w< BEAU. ÚwÚ He cannyot ÚwÚ speak, my :33 wowd. -FREDERICK. Beaw him >_> away. What :3 is >w< thy uWu nyame, x3 young man? -^-^ OWWANDO. >_< Owwando, my liege; OwO the ^w^ youngest :3 son >_> of Sir >_< Wowwand ^.^ de ->_> Boys. -FREDERICK. I would :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been :3 son ^-^ to >w< some man >w< ewse. -The x3 wowwd ^-^ esteem'd >w< thy fathew xDD honyouwabwe, -But I >_> did find him still >_< minye enyemy. -Thou shouldst ^.^ have better pleas'd me with :3 this deed, -uWu Hadst :3 thou descended ^-^ fwom another >_< house. -But fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; :3 thou art :3 a x3 gawwant youth; -I would :3 thou xDD hadst told me >_> of another father. ->_< Exeunt ;;w;; DUKE, OwO twain, ÚwÚ and >w< WE BEAU -CELIA. Were I my fathew, *shuffles closer* coz, would I ^-^ do uWu this? -^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am ^-^ mowe >_> pwoud ^-^ to >w< be Sir Wowwand's UwU son, -His ^w^ youngest ^-^ son- ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot >_> change UwU that calling -ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< adopted ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to Frederick. -ROSALIND. UwU My fathew :33 wov'd Sir >_< Wowwand as his >_> souw, -And >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ was >_> of my >_< fathew's mind; -Had I before OwO knyown :3 this x3 young man his UwU son, -I shouwd ^.^ have >w< given him ;;w;; teaws x3 unto :33 entweaties -Ewe ^.^ he shouwd ;;w;; thus ^.^ have ^.^ ventuw'd. -CELIA. ;;w;; Gentwe uWu cousin, ->_> Wet OwO us >w< go :3 thank ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and encourage him; -UwU My >_< fathew's xDD wough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envious ^-^ disposition -x3 Sticks me at ÚwÚ heawt. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have ;;w;; weww desewv'd; ->w< If you ^-^ do ^-^ keep >_> youw ^w^ pwomises in love -But justly as you ^.^ have ^w^ exceeded >w< aww ;;w;; pwomise, -Your ^w^ mistwess uWu shaww >w< be happy. -ROSALIND. Gentleman, [Giving him :3 a >w< chain ^-^ fwom xDD hew nyeck] -OwO Weaw :3 this uWu fow me; ^-^ onye >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ suits with OwO fowtunye, -:33 That :33 couwd ^w^ give :3 mowe, uWu but UwU that xDD hew hand lacks ^w^ means. -:33 Shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ coz? -CELIA. ÚwÚ Ay. Fawe you well, fair gentleman. -^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Can I ^.^ nyot uWu say OwO 'I :3 thank >_> you'? UwU My better pawts -uWu Awe >w< aww ^-^ thwown ;;w;; down; ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; which here ^-^ stands OwO up -^-^ Is uWu but :3 a :33 quintain, :3 a mere lifeless block. -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ He calls OwO us ^-^ back. UwU My uWu pwide feww with my x3 fowtunyes; -I'll ÚwÚ ask him what ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. OwO Did you ^-^ caww, sir? ->_> Siw, you ^.^ have wrestled well, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ uvwthwown -Mowe than >_> youw enyemies. -CELIA. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ coz? -ROSALIND. >_< Have with you. Fawe you :33 weww. ->_< Exeunt OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA -^-^ OWWANDO. What passion OwO hangs ^.^ these uWu weights x3 upon my tongue? -I cannyot speak ^-^ to UwU hew, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she urg'd ^w^ confewence. -:3 O UwU poow >_< Owwando, :3 thou art >_> uvwthwown! -Ow Charles ^w^ ow xDD something x3 weakew ;;w;; mastews thee. - -;;w;; We-entew >w< WE BEAU - ->w< WE >w< BEAU. Good ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do in friendship counsew you -ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 this :3 pwace. :33 Awbeit you ^.^ have deserv'd -High >_> commendation, OwO twue ÚwÚ appwause, ÚwÚ and love, ->_> Yet such :3 is :3 nyow OwO the >w< Duke's ^.^ condition -:33 That ^.^ he misconstwues >w< aww UwU that you ^.^ have >w< donye. -The UwU Duke :3 is >_< humowous; what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :3 indeed, -Mowe ÚwÚ suits you ^-^ to >_< conceive than I ^-^ to speak >_> of. -^-^ OWWANDO. I :3 thank you, siw; ÚwÚ and pray you tell me :33 this: -^w^ Which >_> of OwO the two ÚwÚ was daughter >_> of OwO the UwU Duke -:33 That here ÚwÚ was at OwO the >w< wwestwing? ->w< WE >w< BEAU. ÚwÚ Nyeithew his >_> daughtew, ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; judge uWu by xDD mannyews; -But >_> yet, :3 indeed, OwO the smaller :3 is his ^-^ daughtew; -The uWu othew :3 is daughter ^-^ to OwO the banish'd Duke, -And here OwO detain'd uWu by xDD hew uWu usuwping uncwe, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep his daughter xDD company; uWu whose loves -uWu Awe ^w^ deawew than OwO the :3 nyatuwaw bond >_> of ^w^ sistews. -But I can tell you UwU that >_> of ^.^ wate :3 this UwU Duke -;;w;; Hath ta'en xDD dispweasuwe >w< 'gainst his gentwe niece, -UwU Gwounded x3 upon nyo uWu othew awgument -But UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe UwU pwaise xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew viwtues -And ^-^ pity xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew good >_< fathew's OwO sake; -And, uWu on my xDD wife, his ;;w;; mawice >w< 'gainst OwO the wady -uWu Wiww :33 suddenwy >_< bweak fowth. >_> Siw, fare you :33 weww. -xDD Heweaftew, in :3 a better x3 wowwd than this, -I uWu shaww desiwe ^-^ mowe love ÚwÚ and knowledge >_> of you. -^-^ OWWANDO. I west >w< much uWu bounden ^-^ to OwO you; fare you :33 weww. -Exit >w< WE BEAU -ÚwÚ Thus >w< must I ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ smoke OwO into OwO the OwO smothew; -From >_> tywant UwU Duke x3 unto :3 a >_> tywant brother. -But ^w^ heavenwy ;;w;; Wosawind! Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The x3 DUKE's :33 pawace - -x3 Entew CEWIA ÚwÚ and OwO WOSAWIND - -CELIA. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ cousin! >_> why, ;;w;; Wosawind! ;;w;; Cupid ^.^ have ^.^ mewcy! -:3 Nyot :3 a UwU wowd? -ROSALIND. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye ^-^ to thwow at :3 a >_< dog. -CELIA. No, >w< thy uWu wowds awe xDD too pwecious ^-^ to >w< be UwU cast away x3 upon >_> cuws; -thwow >w< some >_> of them at me; xDD come, ^.^ wame me with weasons. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then there ;;w;; wewe two :3 cousins >_> waid uWu up, when OwO the ^-^ onye shouwd ->w< be lam'd with reasons ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew mad ^-^ without any. -CELIA. But :3 is >w< aww :3 this uWu fow >_> youw fathew? -ROSALIND. No, >w< some >_> of ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow my OwO chiwd's father. :33 O, how :33 fuww >_> of -bwiews :3 is :3 this >w< wowking-day world! -CELIA. ^.^ They awe uWu but buws, uWu cousin, ^-^ thwown x3 upon ÚwÚ thee in x3 howiday -foowewy; ^-^ if ^-^ we ÚwÚ wawk ^.^ nyot in OwO the :33 twodden x3 paths, ^-^ ouw vewy ;;w;; petticoats -uWu wiww catch ^.^ them. -ROSALIND. I :33 couwd >_< shake them x3 off my coat: ^.^ these buws awe in my -ÚwÚ heawt. -CELIA. ^-^ Hem them >_> away. -ROSALIND. I would :33 twy, ^-^ if I :33 couwd x3 cwy x3 'hem' ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_> him. -CELIA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, wrestle with >w< thy ^.^ affections. -ROSALIND. :33 O, uWu they UwU take OwO the part >_> of :3 a better UwU wwestwew than ^-^ mysewf. -CELIA. :33 O, :3 a good ^w^ wish x3 upon xDD you! You uWu wiww twy in UwU time, in UwU despite >_> of -:3 a OwO faww. But, UwU tuwnying ^.^ these :33 jests >_< out >_> of UwU sewvice, let OwO us talk in -good earnest. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possible, uWu on such :3 a >_> sudden, you shouwd ^-^ faww -OwO into OwO so >w< stwong :3 a ^-^ wiking with ^.^ owd Sir Wowwand's ^w^ youngest xDD son? -ROSALIND. The UwU Duke my fathew :33 wov'd his fathew uWu deawwy. -CELIA. ^-^ Doth ^.^ it OwO thewefowe ensue UwU that you shouwd love his :3 son :3 deawwy? -By :3 this >w< kind >_> of ^.^ chase I shouwd UwU hate ^w^ him, uWu fow my fathew hated his -fathew deawwy; ÚwÚ yet I UwU hate ^.^ nyot Owwando. -ROSALIND. No, :33 faith, UwU hate him ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow my sake. -CELIA. UwU Why shouwd I not? ^-^ Doth ^.^ he ^.^ nyot deserve uWu weww? - -x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, with LORDS - -ROSALIND. >_> Wet me love him uWu fow UwU that; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do you love him ^.^ because I -do. Look, here comes OwO the >_> Duke. -CELIA. x3 With his eyes :33 fuww >_> of ;;w;; angew. -FREDERICK. Mistwess, uWu dispatch you with >_> youw >w< safest haste, -And >_< get you ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw couwt. -ROSALIND. :33 Me, uncle? -FREDERICK. :3 You, >w< cousin. -xDD Within ^.^ these >w< ten >_< days ^-^ if UwU that :3 thou >_< beest ;;w;; found -^w^ So ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw uWu pubwic couwt as twenty miles, -Thou >_< diest uWu fow it. -ROSALIND. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, ->_> Wet me OwO the knowledge >_> of my fauwt bear with >_> me. ->w< If with ^-^ mysewf I howd intewwigence, -Ow ^.^ have >_> acquaintance with >_< minye >_> own desiwes; ->w< If UwU that I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot dweam, ^w^ ow >w< be ^.^ nyot fwantic- -UwU As I ^-^ do xDD twust I x3 am nyot- then, dear uncwe, -uWu Nyevew OwO so >w< much as in :3 a ^w^ thought unborn -OwO Did I offend >_> youw uWu Highnyess. -FREDERICK. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do >w< aww traitors; ->w< If theiw ^w^ puwgation >_> did x3 consist in x3 wowds, -^.^ They awe as innyocent as OwO gwace itself. ->_> Wet ^.^ it suffice ÚwÚ thee UwU that I xDD twust ÚwÚ thee not. -ROSALIND. >_> Yet >_> youw ^-^ mistwust cannyot ^-^ make me :3 a ^-^ twaitow. ->_> Teww me xDD wheweon OwO the ;;w;; wikewihood ÚwÚ depends. -FREDERICK. Thou art >w< thy >_< fathew's ^-^ daughtew; :33 thewe's ^w^ enyough. -ROSALIND. SO ÚwÚ was I when >_> youw Highness took his :3 dukedom; -^w^ So ÚwÚ was I when >_> youw Highness banish'd >_> him. -uWu Tweason :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ inhewited, my ^w^ wowd; -Or, ^-^ if ^-^ we >_> did derive ^.^ it ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw fwiends, -What's UwU that ^-^ to x3 me? UwU My fathew ÚwÚ was nyo ^-^ twaitow. ->_> Then, good my UwU wiege, >_> mistake me ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think my poverty :3 is treacherous. -CELIA. UwU Deaw suvweign, hear me speak. -FREDERICK. >w< Ay, Cewia; ^-^ we :33 stay'd xDD hew uWu fow >_> youw UwU sake, -Else xDD had ^.^ she with xDD hew fathew wang'd awong. -CELIA. I >_> did ^.^ nyot then entweat ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew stay; -^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_> youw pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> own wemowse; -I ÚwÚ was xDD too x3 young UwU that UwU time ^-^ to >_< vawue UwU hew, -But :3 nyow I xDD knyow :3 hew. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be :3 a >w< twaitow, -UwU Why OwO so x3 am :3 I: ^-^ we still ^.^ have >w< swept togethew, -^w^ Wose at OwO an instant, ^.^ weawn'd, :3 pway'd, xDD eat >_< togethew; -And wheresoe'er ^-^ we went, >_< wike uWu Junyo's ÚwÚ swans, -OwO Stiww ^-^ we went OwO coupwed ÚwÚ and inseparable. -FREDERICK. She :3 is xDD too subtle uWu fow thee; ÚwÚ and xDD hew smoothness, -Her vewy siwence ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_> patience, -^w^ Speak ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^-^ pity :3 hew. -Thou art :3 a >_> foow. She >_> wobs ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; -And :3 thou xDD wiwt show ^-^ mowe UwU bwight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ viwtuous -When ^.^ she :3 is gone. ;;w;; Then open ^.^ nyot >w< thy lips. -Fiwm ÚwÚ and irrevocable :3 is my :33 doom -^w^ Which I ^.^ have ^w^ pass'd x3 upon UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is banyish'd. -CELIA. Pronounce UwU that xDD sentence, then, uWu on uWu me, my liege; -I cannyot live >_< out >_> of xDD hew :33 company. -FREDERICK. You awe :3 a >_> foow. :3 You, niece, :3 pwovide OwO youwsewf. ->w< If you >_> outstay OwO the UwU time, x3 upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, -And in OwO the greatness >_> of my ;;w;; wowd, you ^-^ die. ->_< Exeunt DUKE ÚwÚ and LORDS -CELIA. :3 O my UwU poow ;;w;; Wosawind! Whither xDD wiwt :3 thou go? -uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_> change >_> fathews? I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee x3 minye. -I chawge ÚwÚ thee >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^-^ mowe :3 gwiev'd than I ÚwÚ am. -ROSALIND. I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^.^ cause. -CELIA. Thou x3 hast ;;w;; nyot, >w< cousin. -ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< be UwU cheewfuw. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU Duke -;;w;; Hath banish'd uWu me, his ^.^ daughtew? -ROSALIND. :33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath not. -CELIA. No, ;;w;; hath not? Rosalind lacks, then, OwO the love -^w^ Which OwO teacheth ÚwÚ thee UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ onye. -:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be OwO sund'wed? :33 Shaww ^-^ we UwU pawt, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; giww? -Nyo; let my fathew >w< seek another :33 heiw. -OwO Thewefowe devise with me how ^-^ we ^-^ may fly, -Whither ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to bear with >_< us; -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^-^ to UwU take >_> youw chawge x3 upon you, -ÚwÚ To bear >_> youw gwiefs OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and xDD weave me ^-^ out; ->_< Fow, uWu by :3 this UwU heaven, :3 nyow at ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sowwows pawe, -Say what :3 thou x3 canst, I'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong with thee. -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, :33 whithew uWu shaww ^-^ we go? -CELIA. ÚwÚ To >w< seek my uncwe in OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of Arden. -ROSALIND. ^.^ Awas, what danger uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to >w< us, -xDD Maids as ^-^ we awe, ^-^ to ^w^ twavew :3 fowth OwO so :3 faw! -:3 Beauty xDD pwovoketh ;;w;; thieves sooner than >w< gowd. -CELIA. I'll >w< put ^-^ mysewf in UwU poow ÚwÚ and UwU mean attiwe, -And with :3 a >w< kind >_> of umber smiwch my ^.^ face; -The >_< wike ^-^ do OwO you; OwO so uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD pass awong, -And never :33 stiw ÚwÚ assaiwants. -ROSALIND. Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 bettew, -xDD Because UwU that I x3 am ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common tall, -:33 That I >_> did suit me >w< aww OwO points >_< wike :3 a man? -OwO A x3 gawwant curtle-axe x3 upon my thigh, -OwO A ^-^ boaw UwU speaw in my >w< hand; uWu and- in my OwO heawt -Wie there what ;;w;; hidden :3 woman's ;;w;; feaw there wiww- ->w< We'ww ^.^ have :3 a x3 swashing ÚwÚ and :3 a martial ^-^ outside, -UwU As many uWu othew xDD mannyish cowards ^.^ have -:33 That ^-^ do ^.^ outface ^.^ it with theiw sembwances. -CELIA. What uWu shaww I caww ÚwÚ thee when :3 thou art :3 a man? -ROSALIND. I'll ^.^ have nyo >_< wowse :3 a name than ÚwÚ Juv's >_> own x3 page, -And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ wook you caww me >w< Ganymede. -But what uWu wiww you >w< be call'd? -CELIA. OwO Something UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a :33 wefewence ^-^ to my ;;w;; state: -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu Cewia, uWu but UwU Awienya. -ROSALIND. But, uWu cousin, what ^-^ if ^-^ we assay'd ^-^ to >_< steaw -The ^w^ cwownyish OwO foow >_< out >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's couwt? -Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a comfort ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ twavew? -CELIA. He'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong o'ew OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd with me; -Weave me :3 awonye ^-^ to ^w^ woo >_> him. Let's ^w^ away, -And >_< get ^-^ ouw jewews ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw wealth >_< togethew; -:33 Devise OwO the OwO fittest UwU time ÚwÚ and >w< safest uWu way -ÚwÚ To hide OwO us ^-^ fwom uWu puwsuit UwU that uWu wiww >w< be :3 made -:33 Aftew my fwight. Nyow >w< go ^-^ we in ^.^ content -ÚwÚ To wibewty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to banishment. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden - -x3 Entew DUKE ^-^ SENyIOW, AMIENS, ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three LORDS, >_< wike foresters - -DUKE SENIOR. Nyow, my ^.^ co-mates ÚwÚ and bwothews in x3 exiwe, -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ^.^ owd UwU custom :3 made :3 this life ^-^ mowe ^w^ sweet ->w< Than UwU that >_> of ^w^ painted ÚwÚ pomp? uWu Awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ these ^.^ woods -Mowe free ^-^ fwom peril than OwO the ÚwÚ envious couwt? -;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; feew ^-^ we ^.^ nyot OwO the penyawty >_> of uWu Adam, -The UwU seasons' difference; as OwO the icy fang -And :33 chuwwish chiding >_> of OwO the wintew's wind, -^w^ Which when ^.^ it bites ÚwÚ and uWu bwows x3 upon my body, ->_< Even ÚwÚ tiww I xDD shwink with cold, I >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and uWu say ->_< 'This :3 is nyo fwattewy; ^.^ these awe counsewwows -:33 That >w< feewingwy >_< pewsuade me what I >w< am.' -^.^ Sweet awe OwO the :3 uses >_> of ^-^ advewsity, ->w< Which, >_< wike OwO the x3 toad, >w< ugwy ÚwÚ and :3 venyomous, -OwO Weaws ÚwÚ yet :3 a pwecious >_> jewew in his ÚwÚ head; -And :3 this ^-^ ouw xDD wife, :3 exempt ^-^ fwom uWu pubwic :33 haunt, ->_> Finds ^.^ tongues in trees, :33 books in OwO the x3 wunnying bwooks, -Sewmons in ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and good in uWu evewything. -I would ^.^ nyot >_> change it. ->w< AMIENS. x3 Happy :3 is >_> youw Gwace, -:33 That can :3 twanswate OwO the xDD stubbownnyess >_> of >_> fowtunye -x3 Into OwO so >_> quiet ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a >_< stywe. -DUKE SENIOR. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< go ÚwÚ and :33 kiww OwO us venison? -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it iwks me OwO the UwU poow ^w^ dappwed fools, ->_> Being ÚwÚ nyative :3 buwghews >_> of :3 this desewt >_< city, -Shouwd, in theiw >_> own ÚwÚ confinyes, with ^-^ fowked :3 heads ->_< Have theiw x3 wound haunches OwO gow'd. -OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, -The >_> mewanchowy >w< Jaques ÚwÚ gwieves at UwU that; -And, in UwU that kind, >_< sweaws you ^-^ do ^-^ mowe usurp ->w< Than doth >_> youw bwothew UwU that ;;w;; hath banish'd you. -uWu To-day my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Amiens ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf -OwO Did >_< steaw >_> behind him as ^.^ he uWu way ÚwÚ awong -^.^ Undew OwO an xDD oak uWu whose >_> antique >w< woot uWu peeps >_< out -:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ bwook UwU that >_< bwawws ÚwÚ awong :3 this xDD wood! -ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; which place :3 a UwU poow ^w^ sequest'wed >_> stag, -:33 That ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< huntew's ^-^ aim xDD had ta'en :3 a huwt, -OwO Did come ^-^ to wanguish; :3 and, :3 indeed, my lord, -The wwetched ^-^ anyimaw ^-^ heav'd :3 fowth such groans -:33 That theiw >w< dischawge >_> did ;;w;; stwetch his leathern :3 coat ->w< Awmost ^-^ to x3 buwsting; ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD big x3 wound ;;w;; teaws -:33 Couws'd ^-^ onye another ;;w;; down his innyocent nyose -UwU In >w< piteous chase; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus OwO the UwU haiwy fool, -^.^ Much marked >_> of OwO the >_> mewanchowy ^.^ Jaques, -x3 Stood uWu on th' UwU extwemest >_> vewge >_> of OwO the swift brook, -Augmenting ^.^ it with uWu teaws. -DUKE SENIOR. But what ^w^ said Jaques? -OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot uWu mowawize :3 this ^-^ spectacwe? -OwO FIWST LORD. :33 O, yes, OwO into :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu simiwes. -First, uWu fow his weeping OwO into OwO the needless ^.^ stweam: -^.^ 'Poow deew,' OwO quoth ^.^ he 'thou ;;w;; mak'st :3 a >_< testament -UwU As >_> wowwdwings uWu do, giving >w< thy sum >_> of ^-^ mowe -ÚwÚ To UwU that ;;w;; which xDD had xDD too :3 much.' >_> Then, being there xDD awonye, -x3 Weft ÚwÚ and UwU abandonyed >_> of his OwO vewvet xDD fwiends: -^-^ ''Tis ^-^ wight'; OwO quoth ^.^ he xDD 'thus >w< misewy doth part -The ;;w;; fwux >_> of ;;w;; company.' ^-^ Anyon, :3 a >_> cawewess >_> hewd, ->w< Fuww >_> of OwO the >_> pastuwe, :33 jumps ÚwÚ awong uWu by him -And never ^w^ stays ^-^ to gweet >_> him. ;;w;; 'Ay,' OwO quoth >w< Jaques -^.^ 'Sweep OwO on, you UwU fat ÚwÚ and xDD gweasy citizens; -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ just OwO the xDD fashion. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook -:3 Upon UwU that UwU poow ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwoken bankrupt there?' -ÚwÚ Thus UwU most invectively ^.^ he :3 piewceth OwO thwough -The ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the xDD countwy, >_< city, couwt, -xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 this ^-^ ouw life; sweawing UwU that ^-^ we -uWu Awe mere xDD usuwpews, :33 tywants, ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ^.^ wowse, -ÚwÚ To OwO fwight OwO the >_< anyimaws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 kiww them OwO up -UwU In theiw >_> assign'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyative dwewwing-pwace. -DUKE SENIOR. And >_> did you xDD weave him in :3 this >_< contempwation? -x3 SECOND LORD. We :33 did, my lord, weeping ÚwÚ and OwO commenting -:3 Upon OwO the :33 sobbing deer. -DUKE SENIOR. Show me OwO the >w< pwace; -I love ^-^ to :33 cope him in ^.^ these sullen >w< fits, ->_< Fow then :33 he's :33 fuww >_> of OwO mattew. -OwO FIWST LORD. I'll bwing you ^-^ to him ÚwÚ stwaight. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, with LORDS - -FREDERICK. ^w^ Can ^.^ it >w< be possibwe UwU that nyo man ^-^ saw >w< them? -^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; >w< some >_< viwwains >_> of my couwt -uWu Awe >_> of consent ÚwÚ and sufferance in ÚwÚ this. -OwO FIWST LORD. I cannyot hear >_> of ^-^ any UwU that >_> did UwU see :3 hew. -The uWu wadies, xDD hew attendants >_> of xDD hew chambew, -:33 Saw xDD hew OwO abed, ÚwÚ and in OwO the xDD mownying >_< eawwy -^.^ They ;;w;; found OwO the bed untreasur'd >_> of theiw OwO mistwess. -x3 SECOND LORD. UwU My lord, OwO the ^w^ woynyish UwU cwown, at xDD whom OwO so ^w^ oft -Your OwO Gwace ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to >w< waugh, :3 is ÚwÚ awso ^w^ missing. -Hisperia, OwO the Pwincess' ^-^ gentwewoman, -UwU Confesses UwU that ^.^ she secwetwy UwU o'ewheawd -Your daughter ÚwÚ and xDD hew cousin >w< much ÚwÚ commend -The pawts ÚwÚ and gwaces >_> of OwO the UwU wwestwew -:33 That >_> did uWu but lately :33 foiw OwO the sinewy :3 Chawwes; -And ^.^ she uWu bewieves, >w< whewevew uWu they awe gone, -:33 That xDD youth :3 is ^w^ suwewy in theiw :33 company. -FREDERICK. >_> Send ^-^ to his brother; ÚwÚ fetch UwU that x3 gawwant hithew. ->w< If ^.^ he >w< be absent, bwing his bwothew ^-^ to me; -I'll ^-^ make him find >_> him. Do :3 this >_> suddenwy; -And let ^.^ nyot >_> seawch ÚwÚ and inquisition quaiw -ÚwÚ To bwing UwU again ^.^ these foowish x3 wunyaways. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Before :33 OWIVEW'S house - -x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and >w< ADAM, meeting - -^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Who's thewe? -ADAM. >_> What, my x3 young ^.^ mastew? :3 O my gentwe >w< mastew! -:3 O my ^w^ sweet >w< mastew! :3 O you memowy -x3 Of ^.^ owd Sir >_> Wowwand! ÚwÚ Why, what ^-^ make you hewe? -UwU Why awe you :33 viwtuous? UwU Why ^-^ do ^w^ peopwe love you? -And xDD whewefowe awe you gentle, ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and vawiant? -UwU Why would you >w< be OwO so OwO fond ^-^ to overcome -The OwO bonny :3 pwizew >_> of OwO the UwU humowous OwO Duke? -Your UwU pwaise :3 is come xDD too >w< swiftwy UwU home before you. -xDD Knyow you ;;w;; nyot, :3 mastew, ^-^ to >w< some >w< kind >_> of x3 men -Their gwaces sewve them uWu but as enyemies? -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ do ^w^ youws. Your UwU viwtues, gentwe :3 mastew, -uWu Awe ^-^ sanctified ÚwÚ and holy ^-^ twaitows ^-^ to you. -:33 O, what :3 a x3 wowwd :3 is this, when what :3 is comely -Envenoms him UwU that uWu beaws ^.^ it! -^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -ADAM. :3 O OwO unhappy ^.^ youth! -Come ^.^ nyot within ^.^ these ^w^ doows; within :3 this >_< woof -The enemy >_> of >w< aww >_> youw gwaces >w< wives. -Your OwO bwothew- no, nyo brother; ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ son- ->_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 son; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot caww him :3 son -x3 Of him I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to caww his >_> fathew- -;;w;; Hath heard >_> youw praises; ÚwÚ and :3 this night ^.^ he :3 means -ÚwÚ To >_< buwn OwO the ÚwÚ wodging xDD whewe you ;;w;; use ^-^ to >_< wie, -And you within it. >w< If ^.^ he x3 faiw >_> of UwU that, -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu othew :3 means ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut you off; -I ;;w;; uvwheawd him ÚwÚ and his ^w^ pwactices. -:3 This :3 is nyo >w< pwace; :3 this house :3 is uWu but :3 a ÚwÚ butchewy; -Abhow it, ;;w;; feaw it, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ entew it. -^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< whithew, uWu Adam, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me go? -ADAM. :3 Nyo matter >w< whithew, OwO so you come ^.^ nyot here. -^-^ OWWANDO. >_> What, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me >w< go ÚwÚ and UwU beg my food, -Ow with :3 a base ÚwÚ and :3 boist'wous >_< swowd enforce -OwO A ^w^ thievish :3 wiving uWu on OwO the ^w^ common woad? -:3 This I >w< must uWu do, ^w^ ow xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to do; ->_> Yet :3 this I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu do, ^-^ do how I ^.^ can. -I wathew uWu wiww :33 subject me ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; mawice -x3 Of :3 a divewted UwU bwood ÚwÚ and bwoody brother. -ADAM. But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. I ^.^ have five ^-^ hundwed cwowns, -The thwifty ÚwÚ hiwe I OwO sav'd uWu undew >_> youw fathew, -^w^ Which I >_> did ^.^ stowe ^-^ to >w< be my :3 fostew-nyuwse, -When service shouwd in my ^.^ owd wimbs lie xDD wame, -And ^w^ unwegawded :3 age in ÚwÚ cownyews x3 thwown. -;;w;; Take UwU that, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ He UwU that doth OwO the ravens >_< feed, -xDD Yea, ^-^ pwovidentwy :3 catews uWu fow OwO the UwU spawwow, -Be comfort ^-^ to my OwO age! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ;;w;; gowd; -^-^ Aww :3 this I ^w^ give you. >_> Wet me >w< be >_> youw ^.^ sewvant; -^-^ Though I ÚwÚ wook >_> owd, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am >w< stwong ÚwÚ and lusty; ->_< Fow in my xDD youth I never >_> did OwO appwy -uWu Hot ÚwÚ and >w< webewwious >_< wiquows in my blood, -Nyow >_> did ^.^ nyot with unbashful fowehead ^w^ woo -The :3 means >_> of ;;w;; weaknyess ÚwÚ and debility; -OwO Thewefowe my :3 age :3 is as :3 a >w< wusty winter, -;;w;; Fwosty, uWu but kindly. >_> Wet me >w< go with OwO you; -I'll ^-^ do OwO the service >_> of :3 a ^.^ youngew man -UwU In >w< aww >_> youw ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and >_< nyecessities. -^-^ OWWANDO. :3 O good ^.^ owd man, how ;;w;; weww in ÚwÚ thee >_> appeaws -The ;;w;; constant service >_> of OwO the >_> antique UwU wowwd, -When service ÚwÚ sweat uWu fow duty, ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^w^ meed! -Thou art ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of ^.^ these times, -:3 Whewe UwU nyonye uWu wiww ÚwÚ sweat uWu but uWu fow ÚwÚ pwomotion, -And having UwU that ^-^ do uWu choke theiw service OwO up ->_< Even with OwO the having; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so with thee. -But, UwU poow ^.^ owd man, :3 thou ^.^ pwun'st :3 a rotten twee -:33 That cannyot OwO so >w< much as :3 a >w< bwossom ÚwÚ yiewd -UwU In ^.^ wieu >_> of >w< aww >w< thy x3 pains ÚwÚ and husbandry. -But come >w< thy :33 ways, ^w^ we'ww >w< go ÚwÚ awong togethew, -And ewe ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< thy youthfuw ^w^ wages spent ->w< We'ww ^.^ wight x3 upon >w< some ;;w;; settwed low ÚwÚ content. -ADAM. UwU Mastew, >w< go OwO on; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww follow OwO the -ÚwÚ To OwO the last gasp, with >w< twuth ÚwÚ and xDD woyawty. -From :33 seventeen years ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^w^ awmost fouw-scowe -;;w;; Hewe :33 wived OwO I, uWu but :3 nyow live here nyo more. -^.^ At :33 seventeen years many theiw :3 fowtunyes seek, -But at fouwscowe ^.^ it :3 is xDD too ^.^ wate :3 a ;;w;; week; ->_> Yet >_> fowtunye cannyot ÚwÚ wecompense me better ->w< Than ^-^ to die ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my >_< mastew's x3 debtow. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -The :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden - -x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND uWu fow GANYMEDE, CEWIA uWu fow ALIENA, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ awias TOUCHSTONE - -ROSALIND. :3 O Jupitew, how x3 weawy awe my spiwits! -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I Cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow my spiwits, ^-^ if my >w< wegs ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot weary. -ROSALIND. I :33 couwd find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to >w< disgwace my ÚwÚ man's :3 appawew, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; woman; uWu but I >w< must comfort OwO the x3 weakew :33 vessew, as -ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to show itsewf courageous ^-^ to UwU petticoat; -^.^ thewefowe, :3 couwage, good UwU Awienya. -CELIA. I pray you bear with me; I cannyot >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I xDD had wathew bear with you than bear OwO you; -ÚwÚ yet I shouwd bear nyo cross ^-^ if I >_> did bear OwO you; uWu fow I ÚwÚ think you -^.^ have nyo money in >_> youw puwse. -ROSALIND. Well,. :3 this :3 is OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of Arden. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< Ay, :3 nyow x3 am I in Arden; OwO the ^-^ mowe OwO foow I; when I ÚwÚ was at -UwU home I ÚwÚ was in :3 a better >w< pwace; uWu but >_< twavewwews >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ content. - -x3 Entew CORIN ÚwÚ and SILVIUS - -ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >w< be so, good ^-^ Touchstonye. Wook you, ^-^ who comes ;;w;; hewe, :3 a -x3 young man ÚwÚ and OwO an ^.^ owd in sowemn ^.^ tawk. -CORIN. :33 That :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD hew :33 scown you ^.^ stiww. -^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 O ^.^ Cowin, UwU that :3 thou knew'st how I ^-^ do love her! -CORIN. I pawtwy guess; uWu fow I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ewe OwO nyow. -^.^ SIWVIUS. No, ^.^ Cowin, being >_> owd, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu guess, -^-^ Though in >w< thy xDD youth :3 thou >_< wast as OwO twue :3 a >_> wuvw -UwU As >w< evew sigh'd x3 upon :3 a xDD midnyight ÚwÚ piwwow. -But ^-^ if >w< thy love ;;w;; wewe >w< evew >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ minye, -UwU As ^w^ suwe I ÚwÚ think >_> did never man love so, -OwO How many :33 actions UwU most :33 widicuwous -xDD Hast :3 thou >_< been :33 dwawn ^-^ to uWu by >w< thy UwU fantasy? -CORIN. x3 Into :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgotten. -^.^ SIWVIUS. :33 O, :3 thou didst then never love OwO so >w< heawtiwy! ->w< If :3 thou ;;w;; wememb'west ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 swightest ^.^ fowwy -:33 That >w< evew love >_> did ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee run UwU into, -Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot lov'd; -Ow ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot xDD sat as I ^-^ do nyow, -uWu Weawing >w< thy :33 heawew in >w< thy x3 mistwess' :33 pwaise, -Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot lov'd; -Ow ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot x3 bwoke ^-^ fwom >_> company -xDD Abwuptwy, as my passion :3 nyow makes uWu me, -Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot >_> wov'd. -:3 O ^w^ Phebe, ^w^ Phebe, UwU Phebe! Exit UwU Siwvius -ROSALIND. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow shepherd! searching >_> of >w< thy :33 wound, -I ^.^ have uWu by ^-^ hawd adventuwe ;;w;; found >_< minye >w< own. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. And I x3 minye. I :33 wemembew, when I ÚwÚ was in love, I x3 bwoke my ->_< swowd x3 upon :3 a ^.^ stonye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid him UwU take UwU that uWu fow UwU coming :33 a-nyight ^-^ to -xDD Janye Smiwe; ÚwÚ and I wemembew OwO the kissing >_> of xDD hew ^.^ batwew, ÚwÚ and OwO the -xDD cow's >w< dugs UwU that xDD hew pwetty chopt ^.^ hands xDD had milk'd; ÚwÚ and I wemembew -OwO the :3 wooing >_> of >_> peascod :33 instead >_> of UwU hew; ^-^ fwom xDD whom I took two :3 cods, -ÚwÚ and giving xDD hew them uWu again, ^w^ said with weeping ;;w;; teaws ^.^ 'Weaw ^.^ these -uWu fow my ^.^ sake.' We UwU that awe OwO twue lovers run OwO into ÚwÚ stwange UwU capews; -uWu but as >w< aww :3 is x3 mowtaw in UwU nyatuwe, OwO so :3 is >w< aww ^-^ nyatuwe in love x3 mowtaw -in fowwy. -ROSALIND. Thou OwO speak'st uWu wisew than :3 thou art x3 wawe >_> of. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< be x3 wawe >_> of >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ tiww I >_< bweak -my ;;w;; shins x3 against it. -ROSALIND. :33 Juv, Juv! :3 this shephewd's passion -^-^ Is >w< much x3 upon my xDD fashion. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. And mine; uWu but ^.^ it grows xDD something ^-^ stawe with >_> me. -CELIA. I pray you, ^-^ onye >_> of you xDD question yond man ->w< If ^.^ he uWu fow gold uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO us ^-^ any uWu food; -I ^.^ faint ^w^ awmost ^-^ to :33 death. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Howwa, you ;;w;; cwown! -ROSALIND. Peace, OwO foow; :33 he's ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ Ensman. -CORIN. OwO Who calls? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Your betters, sir. -CORIN. Else awe uWu they vewy >_> wwetched. -ROSALIND. Peace, I >w< say. Good x3 even ^-^ to you, >w< fwiend. -CORIN. And ^-^ to you, gentwe ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to you all. -ROSALIND. I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< shephewd, ^-^ if UwU that love ^w^ ow gold -^w^ Can in :3 this desewt place ^-^ buy >_> entewtainment, ->_< Bwing OwO us xDD whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may west uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feed. -Here's :3 a x3 young maid with ^w^ twavew >w< much :33 oppwess'd, -And faints uWu fow OwO succouw. -CORIN. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ pity UwU hew, -And OwO wish, uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake ^-^ mowe than uWu fow >_< minye own, -UwU My :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe able ^-^ to relieve UwU hew; -But I x3 am shephewd ^-^ to another man, -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot sheaw OwO the :33 fweeces UwU that I >_< gwaze. -UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is >_> of :33 chuwwish >_> disposition, -And wittwe recks ^-^ to find OwO the uWu way ^-^ to >w< heaven -By UwU doing deeds >_> of hospitawity. -UwU Besides, his :3 cote, his fwocks, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bounds >_> of >_< feed, -uWu Awe :3 nyow uWu on x3 sawe; ÚwÚ and at ^-^ ouw ^-^ sheepcote nyow, -By reason >_> of his x3 absence, there :3 is nyothing -:33 That you uWu wiww :33 feed OwO on; uWu but what ;;w;; is, come >_> see, -And in my >w< voice UwU most ^-^ wewcome uWu shaww you UwU be. -ROSALIND. What :3 is ^.^ he UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ buy his flock ÚwÚ and pastuwe? -CORIN. :33 That x3 young OwO swain UwU that you ^-^ saw here uWu but erewhile, -:33 That wittwe >_> cawes uWu fow ^-^ buying ^-^ any >_> thing. -ROSALIND. I pray ^.^ thee, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ stand with ;;w;; honyesty, ->_> Buy :3 thou OwO the ÚwÚ cottage, >_> pastuwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the flock, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^-^ to pay uWu fow ^.^ it >_> of ÚwÚ us. -CELIA. And ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO mend >w< thy wages. I >_< wike :3 this place, -And willingly :33 couwd ^.^ waste my UwU time in it. -CORIN. Assuwedwy OwO the xDD thing :3 is ^-^ to >w< be x3 sowd. -uWu Go with me; ^-^ if you >_< wike x3 upon wepowt -The soiw, OwO the :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< kind >_> of xDD wife, -I uWu wiww >_> youw vewy xDD faithfuw :3 feedew ^.^ be, -And ^-^ buy ^.^ it with >_> youw gold ^.^ wight suddenly. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest - -x3 Entew AMIENS, ^w^ JAQUES, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS - -SONG ->w< AMIENS. ^.^ Undew OwO the greenwood twee -OwO Who loves ^-^ to lie with uWu me, -And xDD tuwn his >_> mewwy ^-^ nyote -^.^ Unto OwO the ^w^ sweet biwd's ÚwÚ thwoat, -Come hithew, come hithew, come hithew. -;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww ^.^ he UwU see -:3 Nyo enemy -But winter ÚwÚ and xDD wough UwU weathew. - -:3 JAQUES. More, :3 mowe, I ;;w;; pwithee, more. ->w< AMIENS. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^-^ make you mewanchowy, :33 Monsieuw ^-^ Jaques. -:3 JAQUES. I :3 thank it. More, I ;;w;; pwithee, more. I can x3 suck >_> mewanchowy ->_< out >_> of :3 a song, as :3 a weasel ^w^ sucks eggs. More, I ;;w;; pwithee, more. ->w< AMIENS. UwU My >w< voice :3 is wagged; I xDD knyow I cannyot >w< pwease you. -:3 JAQUES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot desiwe you ^-^ to >w< pwease me; I ^-^ do desiwe you ^-^ to uWu sing. -^w^ Come, ^-^ mowe; another stanzo. ^-^ Caww you >w< 'em OwO stanzos? ->w< AMIENS. What you wiww, :33 Monsieuw ^-^ Jaques. -:3 JAQUES. ;;w;; Nyay, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow theiw ÚwÚ nyames; uWu they owe me nothing. uWu Wiww -you sing? ->w< AMIENS. Mowe at >_> youw xDD wequest than ^-^ to >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. -:3 JAQUES. ^.^ Weww then, ^-^ if >w< evew I :3 thank ^-^ any man, I'll :3 thank OwO you; uWu but -UwU that uWu they caww compwiment :3 is >_< wike th' uWu encountew >_> of two ^-^ dog-apes; -ÚwÚ and when :3 a man ^w^ thanks me >w< heawtiwy, >w< methinks ^.^ have >w< given him :3 a -penny, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO wendews me OwO the uWu beggawwy :33 thanks. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ sing; ÚwÚ and you -UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, howd >_> youw ÚwÚ tongues. ->w< AMIENS. Weww, I'll ^-^ end OwO the UwU song. >w< Siws, cuvw OwO the whiwe; OwO the UwU Duke -uWu wiww dwink uWu undew :3 this >_< twee. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< aww :3 this :3 day ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook -you. -:3 JAQUES. And I ^.^ have >_< been >w< aww :3 this :3 day ^-^ to UwU avoid >_> him. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ to -^-^ disputabwe uWu fow my :33 company. I ÚwÚ think >_> of as many mattews as xDD he; uWu but -I ^w^ give >w< heaven UwU thanks, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make nyo boast >_> of ^.^ them. ^w^ Come, warble, -come. - -SONG -[All >_> togethew xDD hewe] - -OwO Who doth ambition >_< shun, -And loves ^-^ to live >w< i' th' >_> sun, -Seeking OwO the >_< food ^.^ he xDD eats, -And pleas'd with what ^.^ he gets, -Come hithew, come hithew, come hithew. -;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww ^.^ he UwU see -:3 Nyo enemy -But winter ÚwÚ and xDD wough UwU weathew. - -:3 JAQUES. I'll ^w^ give you :3 a ^w^ vewse ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ nyote UwU that I :3 made yesterday in -UwU despite >_> of my UwU invention. ->w< AMIENS. And I'll sing it. -:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it uWu goes: - ->w< If ^.^ it ^-^ do come ^-^ to xDD pass -:33 That ^-^ any man xDD tuwn ass, -OwO Weaving his wealth ÚwÚ and >_> ease -OwO A :3 stubbown uWu wiww ^-^ to please, -^.^ Ducdame, xDD ducdame, >_> ducdame; -;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww ^.^ he UwU see -Gwoss fools as >_< he, -An ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> me. - ->w< AMIENS. What's UwU that x3 'ducdame'? -:3 JAQUES. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a UwU Gweek xDD invocation, ^-^ to caww fools OwO into :3 a circle. I'll ->w< go >w< sweep, ^-^ if I uWu can; ^-^ if I :33 cannyot, I'll ;;w;; waiw x3 against >w< aww OwO the -:3 fiwst-bown >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. ->w< AMIENS. And I'll >w< go >w< seek OwO the Duke; his ^.^ banquet :3 is OwO pwepaw'd. ->_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -The fowest - -x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and OwO ADAM - -ADAM. UwU Deaw :3 mastew, I can >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. :33 O, I die uWu fow food! ;;w;; Hewe lie -I down, ÚwÚ and measuwe >_< out my ^-^ gwave. Faweweww, >w< kind mastew. -^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :3 Adam! :3 Nyo gweatew OwO heawt in OwO thee? Live :3 a ->w< wittwe; comfort :3 a >w< wittwe; :33 cheew thyself :3 a ^-^ wittwe. >w< If :3 this ^w^ uncouth -fowest ÚwÚ yiewd ^w^ anything ^-^ savage, I uWu wiww ;;w;; eithew >w< be >_< food uWu fow ^.^ it ^w^ ow -bwing ^.^ it uWu fow >_< food ^-^ to thee. x3 Thy uWu conceit :3 is nearer death than >w< thy -powers. >_< Fow my :33 sake >w< be comfortable; howd death :3 awhiwe at OwO the -uWu awm's OwO end. I uWu wiww here >w< be with OwO the ;;w;; pwesentwy; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I bwing ÚwÚ thee -^.^ nyot xDD something ^-^ to >w< eat, I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ die; uWu but ^-^ if :3 thou ->_< diest before I xDD come, :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ mockew >_> of my xDD wabouw. ^.^ Weww said! -:3 thou wook'st ^.^ cheewwy; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be with ÚwÚ thee ^w^ quickwy. >_> Yet :3 thou -^-^ wiest in OwO the >_< bweak air. ^w^ Come, I uWu wiww bear ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< some shelter; -ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot die uWu fow wack >_> of :3 a dinnyew, ^-^ if there live -^w^ anything in :3 this xDD desewt. >_< Cheewwy, good :3 Adam! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -The fowest - -OwO A ^-^ tabwe xDD set >_< out. x3 Entew DUKE ^-^ SENyIOW, AMIENS, ÚwÚ and LORDS, >_< wike outlaws - -DUKE SENIOR. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he >w< be :33 twansfowm'd OwO into :3 a ÚwÚ beast; ->_< Fow I can :3 nyowhewe find him >_< wike :3 a xDD man. -OwO FIWST LORD. UwU My lord, ^.^ he :3 is uWu but x3 even :3 nyow gonye >_> hence; -;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he uWu mewwy, hearing >_> of :3 a UwU song. -DUKE SENIOR. >w< If >_< he, xDD compact >_> of jars, gwow musical, -We uWu shaww ^.^ have :33 showtwy uWu discowd in OwO the UwU sphewes. -uWu Go >w< seek him; tell him I would speak with >_> him. - -x3 Entew ^-^ JAQUES - -OwO FIWST LORD. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; saves my >_< wabouw uWu by his >_> own appwoach. -DUKE SENIOR. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, monsieuw! what :3 a life :3 is this, -:33 That >_> youw UwU poow fwiends >w< must ^w^ woo >_> youw xDD company? ->_> What, you ÚwÚ wook OwO mewwiwy! -:3 JAQUES. OwO A fool, :3 a foow! I met :3 a OwO foow >w< i' th' UwU fowest, -OwO A motwey >_> foow. OwO A xDD misewabwe world! -UwU As I ^-^ do live uWu by food, I met :3 a fool, -OwO Who >_> waid him ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and xDD bask'd him in OwO the >_> sun, -And ÚwÚ waiw'd uWu on OwO Wady >_> Fowtunye in good terms, -UwU In good xDD set :3 tewms- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a motwey >_> foow. -'Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ foow,' OwO quoth I; >_> 'Nyo, ^-^ siw,' OwO quoth >_< he, -;;w;; 'Caww me ^.^ nyot OwO foow ÚwÚ tiww >w< heaven ;;w;; hath x3 sent me :33 fowtunye.' -And then ^.^ he >_< dwew :3 a >w< diaw ^-^ fwom his ^-^ poke, -And, looking uWu on ^.^ it with :3 wack-wustwe eye, -^.^ Says vewy ^w^ wisewy, ^.^ 'It :3 is >w< ten o'cwock; -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we ^-^ may >_> see,' OwO quoth >_< he, ^-^ 'how OwO the x3 wowwd xDD wags; -^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO an hour >_< ago >_< since ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ nyinye; -And aftew ^-^ onye hour ^-^ mowe 'twill >w< be ^w^ eweven; -And so, ^-^ fwom hour ^-^ to xDD houw, ^-^ we wipe ÚwÚ and xDD wipe, -And then, ^-^ fwom hour ^-^ to xDD houw, ^-^ we ÚwÚ wot ÚwÚ and >_< wot; -And ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a tale.' When I >_> did hear -The motwey OwO foow ;;w;; thus :33 mowaw uWu on OwO the UwU time, -UwU My >_< wungs >_< began ^-^ to crow >_< wike >_> chanticweew -:33 That fools shouwd >w< be OwO so ^-^ deep >_> contempwative; -And I >_> did waugh sans :3 intewmission -An hour uWu by his UwU diaw. :3 O x3 nyobwe foow! -OwO A >w< wowthy foow! Motwey's OwO the only :33 weaw. -DUKE SENIOR. What OwO foow :3 is uWu this? -:3 JAQUES. :3 O >w< wowthy foow! >_< Onye UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 a :33 couwtiew, -And uWu says, ^-^ if ;;w;; wadies >w< be uWu but x3 young ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, -^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the >_> gift ^-^ to xDD knyow xDD it; ÚwÚ and in his ^-^ bwain, -^w^ Which :3 is as OwO dwy as OwO the remainder :3 biscuit -:33 Aftew :3 a voyage, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ stwange OwO pwaces cwamm'd -x3 With >w< obsewvation, OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^-^ vents -UwU In OwO mangwed forms. :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a foow! -I x3 am ambitious uWu fow :3 a motwey OwO coat. -DUKE SENIOR. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^w^ onye. -:3 JAQUES. ^w^ It :3 is my only ^.^ suit, -UwU Pwovided UwU that you weed >_> youw better ^w^ judgments -x3 Of >w< aww >_< opinyion UwU that grows :3 wank in them -:33 That I x3 am >_< wise. I >w< must ^.^ have ;;w;; wibewty -xDD Withaw, as uWu wawge :3 a chawtew as OwO the wind, -ÚwÚ To blow uWu on xDD whom I please, uWu fow OwO so fools ^.^ have; -And uWu they UwU that awe UwU most >_< gawwed with my folly, -^.^ They UwU most >w< must laugh. And >_> why, ;;w;; siw, >w< must uWu they so? -The x3 why :3 is ;;w;; pwain as uWu way ^-^ to OwO pawish church: -ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 a OwO foow doth vewy wisewy :3 hit -^-^ Doth vewy OwO foowishwy, although ^.^ he smart, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ sensewess >_> of OwO the >_> bob; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, -The xDD wise ÚwÚ man's ^.^ fowwy :3 is UwU anyatomiz'd ->_< Even uWu by OwO the squand'ring x3 gwances >_> of OwO the >_> foow. -^.^ Invest me in my motwey; ^w^ give me xDD weave -ÚwÚ To speak my UwU mind, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww OwO thwough ÚwÚ and OwO thwough -:33 Cweanse OwO the ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ body >_> of th' ^.^ infected UwU wowwd, ->w< If uWu they uWu wiww ^-^ patientwy weceive my medicine. -DUKE SENIOR. ;;w;; Fie uWu on thee! I can tell what :3 thou wouldst do. -:3 JAQUES. >_> What, uWu fow :3 a :3 countew, would I ^-^ do uWu but :3 good? -DUKE SENIOR. uWu Most ^-^ Mischievous ;;w;; fouw uWu sin, in chiding >w< sin; ->_< Fow :3 thou thyself x3 hast >_< been :3 a x3 wibewtinye, -UwU As x3 sensuaw as OwO the :3 bwutish sting itself; -And >w< aww th' >w< embossed >_> sowes ÚwÚ and uWu headed x3 eviws -:33 That :3 thou with ;;w;; wicense >_> of free foot x3 hast >_> caught -Wouldst :3 thou ;;w;; disgowge OwO into OwO the ^w^ genyewaw world. -:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ who x3 cwies >_< out uWu on uWu pwide -:33 That can :3 thewein >_> tax ^-^ any pwivate party? -^-^ Doth ^.^ it ^.^ nyot flow as ;;w;; hugewy as OwO the >_< sea, -;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the x3 weawew's vewy :3 means ^-^ do ebb? -What ^-^ woman in OwO the :33 city ^-^ do I name -When UwU that I uWu say OwO the city-woman uWu beaws -The uWu cost >_> of princes uWu on unworthy xDD shouwdews? -OwO Who can come in ÚwÚ and uWu say UwU that I UwU mean UwU hew, -When such :3 a ^-^ onye as ^.^ she such :3 is xDD hew nyeighbouw? -Ow what :3 is ^.^ he >_> of ÚwÚ basest UwU function -:33 That :33 says his bravery :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu on my ^-^ cost, -^.^ Thinking UwU that I UwU mean ^w^ him, uWu but :3 thewein ÚwÚ suits -His ^.^ fowwy ^-^ to OwO the mettle >_> of my UwU speech? -Thewe OwO then! how ^.^ then? what ^.^ then? >_> Wet me UwU see wherein -UwU My :33 tongue ;;w;; hath wrong'd UwU him: ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ do him >_< wight, -;;w;; Then ^.^ he ;;w;; hath wrong'd ;;w;; himsewf; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ fwee, -UwU Why then my UwU taxing >_< wike :3 a wiwd-goose x3 fwies, -^-^ Uncwaim'd >_> of ^-^ any xDD man. But ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew ORLANDO with his >_< swowd :33 dwawn - -^-^ OWWANDO. :33 Fowbeaw, ÚwÚ and xDD eat nyo more. -:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have xDD eat UwU nyonye >_> yet. -^-^ OWWANDO. Nyow ^-^ shawt ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww necessity >w< be ;;w;; sewv'd. -:3 JAQUES. x3 Of what >w< kind shouwd :3 this ^.^ cock come x3 of? -DUKE SENIOR. Awt :3 thou ;;w;; thus ^-^ bowden'd, man, uWu by >w< thy distress? -Ow ewse :3 a wude UwU despisew >_> of good xDD mannyews, -:33 That in civility :3 thou >_> seem'st OwO so UwU empty? -^-^ OWWANDO. You ^w^ touch'd my :3 vein at >_> fiwst: OwO the :33 thowny point -x3 Of x3 bawe >_> distwess ;;w;; hath ta'en ^-^ fwom me OwO the show -x3 Of ÚwÚ smooth xDD civiwity; ÚwÚ yet awn I inwand OwO bwed, -And xDD knyow >w< some nyuwtuwe. But forbear, I ^w^ say; -ÚwÚ He >_> dies UwU that UwU touches ^-^ any >_> of :3 this fwuit -;;w;; Tiww I ÚwÚ and my affairs awe ;;w;; answewed. -:3 JAQUES. An you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD answew'd with reason, I >w< must ^-^ die. -DUKE SENIOR. What would you have? Your gentleness uWu shaww x3 fowce -Mowe than >_> youw x3 fowce move OwO us ^-^ to x3 gentwenyess. -^-^ OWWANDO. I ^w^ awmost die uWu fow food, ÚwÚ and let me ^.^ have it. -DUKE SENIOR. >_> Sit ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and >_< feed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ tabwe. -^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Speak you OwO so xDD gentwy? Pawdon uWu me, I pray OwO you; -I ^w^ thought UwU that >w< aww >w< things xDD had >_< been savage ;;w;; hewe, -And OwO thewefowe >w< put I uWu on OwO the countenance -x3 Of >w< stewn UwU commandment. But >_> whate'ew you awe -:33 That in :3 this desewt :33 inyaccessibwe, -^.^ Undew OwO the shade >_> of >_> mewanchowy ^w^ boughs, -^w^ Wose ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyegwect OwO the ÚwÚ cweeping ^w^ houws >_> of time; ->w< If >w< evew you ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on better OwO days, ->w< If >w< evew >_< been xDD whewe OwO bewws ^.^ have :33 knyoww'd ^-^ to church, ->w< If >w< evew xDD sat at ^-^ any good ÚwÚ man's >w< feast, ->w< If >w< evew ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 eyewids ^.^ wip'd :3 a tear, -And xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to ^-^ pity ÚwÚ and >w< be pitied, ->_> Wet gentleness my >w< stwong ^-^ enfowcement ^w^ be; -UwU In OwO the ;;w;; which >w< hope I >w< bwush, ÚwÚ and hide my ^w^ swowd. -DUKE SENIOR. ^.^ Twue :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen better OwO days, -And ^.^ have with holy beww >_< been :33 knyoww'd ^-^ to church, -And xDD sat at good xDD men's feasts, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wip'd ^-^ ouw eyes -x3 Of ^.^ dwops UwU that xDD sacwed ^-^ pity ;;w;; hath >w< engend'wed; -And OwO thewefowe ^-^ sit you ;;w;; down in uWu gentwenyess, -And UwU take x3 upon xDD command what ^w^ hewp ^-^ we ^.^ have -:33 That ^-^ to >_> youw >_< wanting ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ minyist'wed. -^-^ OWWANDO. ;;w;; Then uWu but uWu fowbeaw >_> youw >_< food :3 a wittwe ^w^ whiwe, -uWu Whiwes, >_< wike :3 a UwU doe, I >w< go ^-^ to find my OwO fawn, -And ^w^ give ^.^ it food. Thewe :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd UwU poow man -OwO Who aftew me ;;w;; hath many :3 a x3 weawy xDD step -;;w;; Wimp'd in ÚwÚ puwe :33 wuv; ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ fiwst ^-^ suffic'd, -^w^ Oppwess'd with two uWu weak :33 eviws, :3 age ÚwÚ and x3 hungew, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch :3 a UwU bit. -DUKE SENIOR. uWu Go find him >_< out. -And ^-^ we uWu wiww nyothing ^.^ waste ÚwÚ tiww you ^w^ wetuwn. -^-^ OWWANDO. I :3 thank UwU ye; ÚwÚ and >w< be bwest uWu fow >_> youw good xDD comfowt! -Exit -DUKE SENIOR. Thou >w< seest ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 awonye UwU unhappy: -:3 This ^-^ wide ÚwÚ and unyivewsaw x3 theatwe -Pwesents ^-^ mowe :3 woefuw ÚwÚ pageants than OwO the scene -OwO Whewein ^-^ we xDD pway in. -:3 JAQUES. ^-^ Aww OwO the world's :3 a xDD stage, -And >w< aww OwO the x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women mewewy players; -^.^ They ^.^ have theiw x3 exits ÚwÚ and theiw >w< entwances; -And ^-^ onye man in his UwU time uWu pways many :33 pawts, -His acts being :3 seven x3 ages. ^.^ At ^.^ fiwst OwO the ^w^ infant, -Mewwing ÚwÚ and >_> puking in OwO the nurse's arms; -;;w;; Then OwO the whinying ;;w;; schoow-boy, with his ^w^ satchew -And shining xDD mownying ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ cweeping >_< wike snyaiw -UwU Unwiwwingwy ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. And then OwO the ^.^ wuvw, -xDD Sighing >_< wike >w< fuwnyace, with :3 a :3 woefuw >_< bawwad -^w^ Made ^-^ to his x3 mistwess' eyebwow. ;;w;; Then :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, ->w< Fuww >_> of ÚwÚ stwange oaths, ÚwÚ and beawded >_< wike OwO the pard, -UwU Jeawous in xDD honyouw, ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and uWu quick in ^-^ quawwew, -Seeking OwO the bubble weputation ->_< Even in OwO the cannon's UwU mouth. And then OwO the justice, -UwU In fair x3 wound :33 bewwy with good :3 capon win'd, -x3 With eyes ;;w;; sevewe ÚwÚ and beard >_> of formal cut, ->w< Fuww >_> of xDD wise >w< saws ÚwÚ and modewn instances; -And OwO so ^.^ he uWu pways his pawt. The ;;w;; sixth :3 age >_< shifts -x3 Into OwO the lean ÚwÚ and slipper'd pantawoon, -x3 With >w< spectacwes uWu on nyose ÚwÚ and OwO pouch uWu on >w< side, -His youthfuw >_> hose, ;;w;; weww uWu sav'd, :3 a x3 wowwd xDD too ^-^ wide ->_< Fow his shrunk >_> shank; ÚwÚ and his xDD big >_< manwy OwO voice, -;;w;; Tuwnying UwU again towawd ^w^ chiwdish ^-^ twebwe, ^w^ pipes -And whistwes in his :3 sound. ^w^ Wast scene >_> of aww, -:33 That ends :3 this ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ eventfuw history, -^-^ Is uWu second uWu chiwdishnyess ÚwÚ and mere oblivion; -^-^ Sans x3 teeth, sans >_> eyes, sans taste, sans every >_> thing. - -;;w;; We-entew ORLANDO with OwO ADAM - -DUKE SENIOR. Welcome. ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down >_> youw :3 venyewabwe burden. -And let him ;;w;; feed. -^-^ OWWANDO. I :3 thank you UwU most uWu fow >_> him. -ADAM. ^w^ So xDD had you x3 nyeed; -I scarce can speak ^-^ to :3 thank you uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. -DUKE SENIOR. ^w^ Wewcome; ^-^ faww x3 to. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot twoubwe you -UwU As ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to xDD question you about >_> youw UwU fowtunyes. ->w< Give OwO us >w< some x3 music; :3 and, good uWu cousin, uWu sing. - -SONG ->_> Bwow, bwow, :3 thou winter wind, -Thou art ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU unkind -UwU As ÚwÚ man's >_> ingwatitude; -x3 Thy tooth :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so keen, -xDD Because :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ^.^ seen, -UwU Awthough >w< thy >_> bweath >w< be UwU wude. -Heigh-ho! sing heigh-ho! x3 unto OwO the green ÚwÚ howwy. -uWu Most friendship :3 is feignying, UwU most :33 woving mere fowwy. ->_> Then, xDD heigh-ho, OwO the >_> howwy! -:3 This life :3 is UwU most jowwy. - -Fweeze, freeze, :3 thou :33 bittew UwU sky, -:33 That OwO dost ^.^ nyot bite OwO so uWu nyigh -UwU As benefits forgot; -^-^ Though :3 thou OwO the UwU watews warp, -x3 Thy sting :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so shawp -UwU As fwiend xDD wememb'wed not. -Heigh-ho! sing, &c. - -DUKE SENIOR. >w< If UwU that you ;;w;; wewe OwO the good Sir Wowwand's UwU son, -UwU As you ^.^ have whisper'd >_> faithfuwwy you OwO wewe, -And as >_< minye eye doth his effigies witness -uWu Most ^.^ twuwy >_> wimn'd ÚwÚ and :3 wiving in >_> youw ;;w;; face, -Be ^.^ twuwy ^-^ wewcome hithew. I x3 am OwO the UwU Duke -:33 That :33 wov'd >_> youw father. The ^.^ wesidue >_> of >_> youw OwO fowtunye, -uWu Go ^-^ to my ÚwÚ cave ÚwÚ and tell >_> me. Good ^.^ owd man, -Thou art ^.^ wight ^-^ wewcome as >w< thy ^w^ mastew is. ->_< Suppowt him uWu by OwO the arm. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, -And let me >w< aww >_> youw :3 fowtunyes xDD undewstand. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, ^-^ OWIVEW, ÚwÚ and LORDS - -FREDERICK. :3 Nyot UwU see him xDD since! >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, UwU that cannyot UwU be. -But ;;w;; wewe I ^.^ nyot OwO the better part :3 made >w< mewcy, -I shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< seek OwO an ÚwÚ absent awgument -x3 Of my ÚwÚ wevenge, :3 thou pwesent. But ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to OwO it: -Find >_< out >w< thy bwothew wheresoe'er ^.^ he >_> is; ->_< Seek him with candle; bwing him UwU dead ^w^ ow :3 wiving -xDD Within :3 this twelvemonth, ^w^ ow xDD tuwn :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe -ÚwÚ To >w< seek :3 a :3 wiving in ^-^ ouw tewwitowy. -x3 Thy x3 wands ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things UwU that :3 thou OwO dost caww UwU thinye -Worth ^-^ seizuwe ^-^ do ^-^ we ÚwÚ seize OwO into ^-^ ouw x3 hands, -;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; quit ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< thy >_< bwothew's OwO mouth -x3 Of what ^-^ we ÚwÚ think x3 against thee. -OLIVER. :3 O UwU that >_> youw Highness knew my OwO heawt in x3 this! -I never :33 wov'd my bwothew in my wife. -FREDERICK. Mowe villain >w< thou. Weww, push him >_< out >_> of ^w^ doows; -And let my >_< officews >_> of such :3 a ^-^ nyatuwe -UwU Make OwO an >_> extent x3 upon his house ÚwÚ and :33 wands. -Do :3 this ^w^ expedientwy, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him ^w^ going. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The fowest - -x3 Entew :3 OWWANDO, with :3 a paper - -^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Hang there, my verse, in witness >_> of my :33 wuv; -And thou, ÚwÚ thwice-cwownyed Queen >_> of x3 Nyight, >w< suwvey -x3 With >w< thy >_< chaste eye, ^-^ fwom >w< thy OwO pawe sphere ^.^ abuv, -x3 Thy xDD huntwess' name UwU that my :33 fuww life doth sway. -:3 O ;;w;; Wosawind! ^.^ these ;;w;; twees uWu shaww >w< be my ^-^ books, -And in theiw >w< bawks my >_> thoughts I'll chawactew, -:33 That every eye ;;w;; which in :3 this fowest looks -:33 Shaww UwU see >w< thy :3 viwtue ^w^ witnyess'd every ^w^ whewe. -Wun, ^-^ wun, Orlando; cawve uWu on every xDD twee, -The :33 faiw, OwO the chaste, ÚwÚ and unexpressive she. Exit - -x3 Entew CORIN ÚwÚ and TOUCHSTONE - -CORIN. And how >_< wike you :3 this shephewd's xDD wife, ^-^ Mastew >_> Touchstonye? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, >w< shephewd, in >_< wespect >_> of itself, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a good -life; uWu but in >_< wespect UwU that ^.^ it :3 is :3 a shephewd's xDD wife, ^.^ it :3 is nyought. -UwU In >_< wespect UwU that ^.^ it :3 is OwO sowitawy, I >_< wike ^.^ it vewy ;;w;; weww; uWu but in ->_< wespect UwU that ^.^ it :3 is private, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a vewy :3 viwe wife. Nyow in ->_< wespect ^.^ it :3 is in OwO the x3 fiewds, ^.^ it ^w^ pweaseth me ;;w;; weww; uWu but in >_< wespect -^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the couwt, ^.^ it :3 is tedious. UwU As ^.^ it :3 is :3 a spawe xDD wife, -ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ it ^-^ fits my humouw ;;w;; weww; uWu but as there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ pwenty -in it, ^.^ it :33 goes >w< much x3 against my :3 stomach. xDD Hast ^-^ any phiwosophy in -^.^ thee, ^-^ shephewd? -CORIN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but UwU that I xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ onye ÚwÚ sickens OwO the >_< wowse at ->_> ease ^.^ he >_> is; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ wants >_> monyey, means, ÚwÚ and >_< content, :3 is -^-^ without three good fwiends; UwU that OwO the property >_> of ;;w;; wain :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ wet, -ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^w^ buwn; UwU that good ;;w;; pastuwe makes UwU fat sheep; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 a -gweat cause >_> of OwO the night :3 is wack >_> of OwO the ;;w;; sun; UwU that ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath -^w^ weawnyed nyo ÚwÚ wit uWu by ^-^ nyatuwe :3 nyow art ^-^ may complain >_> of good breeding, -^w^ ow comes >_> of :3 a vewy :33 duww ^w^ kindwed. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Such :3 a ^-^ onye :3 is :3 a :3 nyatuwaw :3 phiwosophew. ^w^ Wast >w< evew in -couwt, ^-^ shephewd? -CORIN. No, ;;w;; twuwy. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Then :3 thou art >_> damn'd. -CORIN. ;;w;; Nyay, I :33 hope. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, :3 thou art damn'd, >_< wike OwO an :33 iww-woasted egg, >w< aww uWu on -^-^ onye xDD side. -CORIN. >_< Fow ^.^ nyot being at couwt? Your reason. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if :3 thou never >_< wast at couwt :3 thou never saw'st good -xDD mannyews; ^-^ if :3 thou never saw'st good xDD mannyews, then >w< thy ^-^ mannyews >w< must ->w< be ^.^ wicked; ÚwÚ and :3 wickednyess :3 is uWu sin, ÚwÚ and xDD sin :3 is OwO damnyation. Thou art -in :3 a parlous state, uWu shephewd. -CORIN. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, ^-^ Touchstonye. Those UwU that awe good ^-^ mannyews at OwO the -couwt awe as :33 widicuwous in OwO the ;;w;; countwy as OwO the >_> behaviouw >_> of OwO the -;;w;; countwy :3 is UwU most mockable at OwO the couwt. You told me you salute ^.^ nyot -at OwO the couwt, uWu but you ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw OwO hands; UwU that couwtesy would >w< be -uWu uncweanwy ^-^ if couwtiews ;;w;; wewe shepherds. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_> Instance, ÚwÚ bwiefwy; xDD come, xDD instance. -CORIN. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we awe still handling ^-^ ouw >_> ewes; ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ fewws, you ->w< knyow, awe gweasy. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> youw courtier's ^.^ hands xDD sweat? And :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the -grease >_> of :3 a ^w^ mutton as >_> whowesome as OwO the ÚwÚ sweat >_> of :3 a man? Shawwow, -^.^ shawwow. OwO A better ;;w;; instance, I ^w^ say; come. -CORIN. UwU Besides, ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands awe hard. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Your lips uWu wiww ;;w;; feew them OwO the OwO soonyew. ^-^ Shawwow again. OwO A -^-^ mowe ÚwÚ soundew uWu instance; come. -CORIN. And uWu they awe >_< often taww'd xDD uvw with OwO the suwgewy >_> of ^-^ ouw -sheep; ÚwÚ and would you ^.^ have OwO us ÚwÚ kiss tar? The courtier's ^.^ hands awe -^w^ pewfum'd with >_< civet. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Most shawwow ^w^ man! :3 thou ^.^ wowm's meat in >_< wespect >_> of :3 a good -piece >_> of ^.^ fwesh uWu indeed! xDD Weawn >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and pewpend: :3 civet :3 is ->_> of :3 a baser biwth than ^.^ taw- OwO the vewy uWu uncweanwy ;;w;; fwux >_> of :3 a cat. Mend -OwO the ;;w;; instance, uWu shephewd. -CORIN. You ^.^ have xDD too >_> couwtwy :3 a ÚwÚ wit uWu fow me; I'll ^-^ west. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Wiwt :3 thou west ÚwÚ damn'd? :3 God ^w^ hewp ^.^ thee, shawwow ^w^ man! :3 God -^-^ make ^w^ incision in thee! :3 thou art raw. -CORIN. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 a OwO twue wabouwew: I x3 eawn UwU that I >w< eat, >_< get UwU that I -;;w;; weaw; owe nyo man ^.^ hate, >_< envy nyo ÚwÚ man's OwO happinyess; ^.^ gwad >_> of uWu othew -xDD men's uWu good, ^.^ content with my ^w^ hawm; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 gweatest >_> of my uWu pwide :3 is -^-^ to UwU see my xDD ewes graze ÚwÚ and my lambs UwU suck. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :33 That :3 is another ÚwÚ simpwe xDD sin in >w< you: ^-^ to bwing OwO the xDD ewes -ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wams togethew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to >_< get >_> youw :3 wiving uWu by OwO the -x3 copuwation >_> of ;;w;; cattwe; ^-^ to >w< be uWu bawd ^-^ to :3 a bell-wether, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 betway -:3 a ^w^ she-wamb >_> of :3 a twelvemonth ^-^ to cwooked-pated, >_> owd, :33 cuckowdwy >_< wam, ->_< out >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ weasonyabwe ^w^ match. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest ^.^ nyot :33 damn'd uWu fow this, -OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo ;;w;; shephewds; I cannyot UwU see ewse how -:3 thou shouldst ^w^ scape. -CORIN. ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 young ^-^ Mastew Ganymede, my OwO nyew mistress's brother. - -x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, reading :3 a paper - -ROSALIND. 'From OwO the ^w^ east ^-^ to :3 westewn ÚwÚ Inde, -:3 Nyo >_> jewew :3 is >_< wike Rosalinde. -Her ^.^ wowth, being x3 mounted uWu on OwO the wind, -^.^ Thwough >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu beaws Rosalinde. -^-^ Aww OwO the ;;w;; pictuwes ÚwÚ faiwest ^w^ win'd -uWu Awe uWu but bwack ^-^ to Rosalinde. ->_> Wet nyo ;;w;; face >w< be ^-^ kept in :33 mind -But OwO the fair >_> of >_> Wosawinde.' -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I'll x3 whyme you OwO so eight years togethew, >_> dinnyews, ÚwÚ and -suppers, ÚwÚ and sweeping >_> houws, ^.^ excepted. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight ->_> buttew-women's :3 wank ^-^ to mawket. -ROSALIND. :33 Out, foow! -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< Fow :3 a ;;w;; taste: ->w< If :3 a hart ^-^ do wack :3 a :33 hind, ->_> Wet him >w< seek >_< out Rosalinde. ->w< If OwO the ÚwÚ cat uWu wiww aftew kind, -^w^ So >w< be ^w^ suwe uWu wiww Rosalinde. -UwU Wintew garments >w< must >w< be win'd, -^w^ So >w< must x3 swendew Rosalinde. -^.^ They UwU that :33 weap >w< must xDD sheaf ÚwÚ and xDD bind, -;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO cawt with Rosalinde. -OwO Sweetest nut ;;w;; hath sourest wind, -Such :3 a nut :3 is Rosalinde. -ÚwÚ He UwU that x3 sweetest wose uWu wiww find -Must find ^-^ wuv's :3 pwick ÚwÚ and Rosalinde. -:3 This :3 is OwO the vewy false ^w^ gawwop >_> of uWu vewses; x3 why ^-^ do you ^.^ infect -yourself with >w< them? -ROSALIND. Peace, you :33 duww foow! I ;;w;; found them uWu on :3 a >_< twee. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, OwO the twee >w< yiewds OwO bad fruit. -ROSALIND. I'll x3 gwaff ^.^ it with you, ÚwÚ and then I uWu shaww x3 gwaff ^.^ it with :3 a -medlar. ;;w;; Then ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be OwO the earliest fwuit >w< i' th' country; uWu fow -^w^ you'ww >w< be rotten ewe you >w< be half xDD wipe, ÚwÚ and that's OwO the ^.^ wight -:3 viwtue >_> of OwO the medlar. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. You ^.^ have said; uWu but whethew wisewy ^w^ ow no, let OwO the fowest -:33 judge. - -x3 Entew :3 CEWIA, with :3 a :33 wwiting - -ROSALIND. UwU Peace! -;;w;; Hewe comes my ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ weading; ^.^ stand OwO aside. -CELIA. ;;w;; 'Why shouwd :3 this :3 a desewt x3 be? ->_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is xDD unpeopwed? Nyo; -uWu Tongues I'll >_> hang uWu on every twee -:33 That uWu shaww civil uWu sayings show. -OwO Some, how bwief OwO the life >_> of man -Wuns his ^w^ ewwing ^.^ piwgwimage, -:33 That OwO the UwU stweching >_> of :3 a :3 span -Buckwes in his sum >_> of :33 age; -OwO Some, >_> of violated >_< vows -'Twixt OwO the souws >_> of fwiend ÚwÚ and :3 fwiend; -But x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ^w^ boughs, -Ow at every >_< sentence end, -uWu Wiww I Rosalinda write, ->_< Teaching >w< aww UwU that ;;w;; wead ^-^ to xDD knyow -The xDD quintessence >_> of every uWu spwite -xDD Heaven would in wittwe show. -OwO Thewefowe >w< heaven :3 Nyatuwe OwO chawg'd -:33 That ^-^ onye ÚwÚ body shouwd >w< be fill'd -x3 With >w< aww gwaces wide-enlarg'd. -:3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ pwesentwy distiww'd -^-^ Hewen's cheek, uWu but ^.^ nyot xDD hew xDD heawt, -^w^ Cweopatwa's ^-^ majesty, -Atalanta's better UwU pawt, -x3 Sad UwU Wucwetia's ;;w;; modesty. -ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ Wosawinde >_> of many pawts -By ^w^ heavenwy synod ÚwÚ was :3 devis'd, -x3 Of many :3 faces, >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and hearts, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the UwU touches ;;w;; deawest pwiz'd. -xDD Heaven would UwU that ^.^ she ^.^ these x3 gifts shouwd x3 have, -And I ^-^ to live ÚwÚ and die xDD hew UwU swave.' -ROSALIND. :3 O UwU most gentwe :33 puwpitew! What >w< tedious x3 homiwy >_> of love ^.^ have -you wearied >_> youw >_> pawishionyews ^-^ withaw, ÚwÚ and never :3 cwied 'Have ->_> patience, good ^-^ peopwe.' -CELIA. OwO How nyow! :3 Back, fwiends; >w< shephewd, >w< go x3 off :3 a >w< wittwe; >w< go with -^w^ him, sirrah. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Come, >w< shephewd, let OwO us ^-^ make OwO an honyouwabwe ^.^ wetweat; ->w< though ^.^ nyot with x3 bag ÚwÚ and baggage, ÚwÚ yet with scrip ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ scwippage. ->_< Exeunt CORIN ÚwÚ and TOUCHSTONE -CELIA. >w< Didst :3 thou hear ^.^ these verses? -ROSALIND. :33 O, yes, I heard them aww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :33 too; uWu fow >w< some >_> of them -xDD had in them ^-^ mowe :3 feet than OwO the OwO vewses would OwO beaw. -CELIA. ^.^ That's nyo matter; OwO the :3 feet UwU might bear OwO the verses. -ROSALIND. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the :3 feet ;;w;; wewe xDD wame, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot bear themsewves -^-^ without OwO the verse, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ stood :3 wamewy in OwO the x3 vewse. -CELIA. But didst :3 thou hear ^-^ without >_< wondewing how >w< thy name shouwd >w< be -;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ and uWu cawved x3 upon ^.^ these trees? -ROSALIND. I ÚwÚ was :3 seven >_> of OwO the :33 nyinye >_< days >_< out >_> of OwO the wonder before you -:33 came; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook here what I ;;w;; found uWu on :3 a >w< pawm-twee. I ÚwÚ was never OwO so -^.^ bewhym'd >_< since ^.^ Pythagowas' UwU time UwU that I ÚwÚ was OwO an Iwish wat, ;;w;; which I -can hardly wemembew. -CELIA. ;;w;; Twow you ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye uWu this? -ROSALIND. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a man? -CELIA. And :3 a :33 chain, UwU that you UwU once wore, about his ÚwÚ nyeck. -Change you ;;w;; cowouw? -ROSALIND. I ;;w;; pwithee, UwU who? -CELIA. :3 O :3 Wowd, Lord! ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ hawd matter uWu fow fwiends ^-^ to uWu meet; uWu but -uWu mountains ^-^ may >w< be :33 wemov'd with ^.^ eawthquakes, ÚwÚ and OwO so encounter. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ who :3 is it? -CELIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ;;w;; possibwe? -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, with UwU most petitionary >w< vehemence, tell -me ^-^ who ^.^ it is. -CELIA. :3 O wonderful, wonderful, UwU most OwO wondewfuw wonderful, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet -UwU again wonderful, ÚwÚ and aftew UwU that, >_< out >_> of >w< aww ^w^ whooping! -ROSALIND. Good my ^.^ compwexion! OwO dost :3 thou xDD think, >w< though I x3 am -;;w;; capawison'd >_< wike :3 a man, I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose in my -disposition? >_< Onye ÚwÚ inch >_> of delay ^-^ mowe :3 is :3 a South Sea >_> of ^.^ discuvwy. -I ÚwÚ pwithee tell me ^-^ who :3 is ^.^ it ÚwÚ quickwy, ÚwÚ and speak >_< apace. I would -:3 thou could'st >w< stammew, UwU that :3 thou x3 mightst pouw :3 this ;;w;; conceaw'd man ->_< out >_> of >w< thy uWu mouth, as xDD winye comes >_< out >_> of :33 nyawwow-mouth'd ÚwÚ bottwe- -;;w;; eithew xDD too >w< much at UwU once ^w^ ow UwU nyonye at all. I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take OwO the cork ->_< out >_> of >w< thy OwO mouth UwU that I ^-^ may dwink >w< thy OwO tidings. -CELIA. ^w^ So you ^-^ may >w< put :3 a man in >_> youw >_> bewwy. -ROSALIND. ^-^ Is ^.^ he >_> of God's making? What manner >_> of man? -^-^ Is his head wowth :3 a ÚwÚ hat ^w^ ow his chin wowth :3 a beard? -CELIA. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu but :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ beawd. -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, :3 God uWu wiww ^-^ send ^-^ mowe ^-^ if OwO the man uWu wiww >w< be OwO thankfuw. >_> Wet -me stay OwO the xDD gwowth >_> of his ÚwÚ beawd, ^-^ if :3 thou delay me ^.^ nyot OwO the -knowledge >_> of his chin. -CELIA. ^w^ It :3 is x3 young >_< Owwando, UwU that twipp'd OwO up OwO the wrestler's ^.^ heews -ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO heawt uWu both in OwO an >w< instant. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU take :3 mocking! ^w^ Speak >_> sad uWu bwow ÚwÚ and OwO twue -uWu maid. -CELIA. uWu I' :33 faith, *shuffles closer* coz, 'tis ^w^ he. -ROSALIND. xDD Owwando? -CELIA. Owwando. -ROSALIND. Awas OwO the xDD day! what uWu shaww I ^-^ do with my ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose? -What >_> did ^.^ he when :3 thou saw'st OwO him? What ^w^ said x3 he? OwO How ^.^ wook'd x3 he? -OwO Whewein went x3 he? What makes ^.^ he hewe? OwO Did ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask uWu fow x3 me? :3 Whewe -remains x3 he? OwO How x3 pawted ^.^ he with OwO thee? And when ^-^ shawt :3 thou UwU see him -OwO again? Answer me in ^-^ onye :33 wowd. -CELIA. You >w< must borrow me Gargantua's OwO mouth xDD fiwst; 'tis :3 a >_> wowd xDD too -gweat uWu fow ^-^ any OwO mouth >_> of :3 this age's :3 size. ÚwÚ To uWu say xDD ay ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ to ^.^ these -OwO pawticuwaws :3 is ^-^ mowe than ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew in :3 a UwU catechism. -ROSALIND. But doth ^.^ he xDD knyow UwU that I x3 am in :3 this UwU fowest, ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ man's -xDD appawew? Looks ^.^ he as fweshwy as ^.^ he >_> did OwO the :3 day ^.^ he wrestled? -CELIA. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 easy ^-^ to ;;w;; count atomies as ^-^ to :3 wesowve OwO the -uWu pwopositions >_> of :3 a >w< wuvw; uWu but UwU take :3 a ÚwÚ taste >_> of my >_< finding ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and -^.^ wewish ^.^ it with good :33 obsewvance. I ;;w;; found him uWu undew :3 a xDD twee, >_< wike :3 a ->_> dwopp'd >w< acown. -ROSALIND. ^w^ It ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be xDD caww'd ÚwÚ Juv's xDD twee, when ^.^ it ^.^ dwops :3 fowth -such fruit. -CELIA. >w< Give me :33 audience, good ÚwÚ madam. -ROSALIND. :33 Pwoceed. -CELIA. Thewe uWu way >_< he, stwetch'd ÚwÚ awong >_< wike :3 a >_< wounded uWu knyight. -ROSALIND. ^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ pity ^-^ to UwU see such :3 a ^-^ sight, ^.^ it ;;w;; weww >_< becomes -OwO the ground. -CELIA. OwO Cwy 'Holla' ^-^ to >w< thy tongue, I >_< pwithee; ^.^ it curvets -unseasonyabwy. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was furnish'd >_< wike :3 a huntew. -ROSALIND. :33 O, ominyous! ^.^ he comes ^-^ to :33 kiww my ÚwÚ heawt. -CELIA. I would sing my ^.^ song ^-^ without :3 a UwU buwden; :3 thou >_> bwing'st me >_< out ->_> of ^.^ tunye. -ROSALIND. Do you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow I x3 am :3 a ^-^ woman? When I xDD think, I >w< must speak. -ÚwÚ Sweet, uWu say x3 on. -CELIA. You bwing me >_< out. Soft! comes ^.^ he ^.^ nyot hewe? - -x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and ^-^ JAQUES - -ROSALIND. ^.^ 'Tis xDD he; slink >_> by, ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyote >_> him. -:3 JAQUES. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw xDD company; ;;w;; but, good :33 faith, I xDD had as -OwO wief ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mysewf awonye. -^-^ OWWANDO. And OwO so xDD had I; uWu but >_> yet, uWu fow ^.^ fashion UwU sake, I :3 thank you xDD too -uWu fow >_> youw UwU society. -:3 JAQUES. :3 God ^-^ buy OwO you; wet's ^.^ meet as wittwe as ^-^ we ^.^ can. -^-^ OWWANDO. I ^-^ do desiwe ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< be better ^w^ stwangews. -:3 JAQUES. I pray you mar nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; twees with :33 wwiting love >_> songs in -theiw >_> bawks. -^-^ OWWANDO. I pray you mar nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of my OwO vewses with reading them -iww-favouwedwy. -:3 JAQUES. Rosalind :3 is >_> youw ^-^ wuv's name? -^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Yes, :3 just. -:3 JAQUES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike xDD hew >w< nyame. -^-^ OWWANDO. Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo ^w^ thought >_> of >w< pweasing you when ^.^ she ÚwÚ was -christen'd. -:3 JAQUES. What UwU statuwe :3 is ^.^ she x3 of? -^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Just as UwU high as my ÚwÚ heawt. -:3 JAQUES. You awe :33 fuww >_> of pwetty ^w^ answews. >_< Have you ^.^ nyot >_< been -acquainted with xDD gowdsmiths' x3 wives, ÚwÚ and ^w^ conn'd them >_< out >_> of :3 wings? -^-^ OWWANDO. :3 Nyot >w< so; uWu but I ÚwÚ answew you ^.^ wight ^w^ painted ^w^ cwoth, ^-^ fwom :3 whence -you ^.^ have ^.^ studied >_> youw ^w^ questions. -:3 JAQUES. You ^.^ have :3 a nimble >_> wit; I ÚwÚ think 'twas :3 made >_> of Atalanta's -heels. uWu Wiww you ^-^ sit ;;w;; down with x3 me? ÚwÚ and ^-^ we two uWu wiww ;;w;; waiw x3 against -^-^ ouw ^w^ mistwess OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^w^ misewy. -^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu wiww ^w^ chide nyo >_< bweathew in OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but ÚwÚ mysewf, x3 against -xDD whom I xDD knyow UwU most ^w^ fauwts. -:3 JAQUES. The wowst fauwt you ^.^ have :3 is ^-^ to >w< be in wuv. -^-^ OWWANDO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a fauwt I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change uWu fow >_> youw :33 best ;;w;; viwtue. I x3 am -x3 weawy >_> of you. -:3 JAQUES. By my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ was >w< seeking uWu fow :3 a OwO foow when I ;;w;; found you. -^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd in OwO the ÚwÚ bwook; ÚwÚ wook uWu but ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU see ->_> him. -:3 JAQUES. Thewe I uWu shaww UwU see >_< minye >_> own >_< figuwe. -^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Which I UwU take ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; eithew :3 a OwO foow ^w^ ow :3 a UwU ciphew. -:3 JAQUES. I'll tawwy nyo ÚwÚ wongew with OwO you; ^.^ faweweww, good UwU Signyiow xDD Wuv. -^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of >_> youw :33 depawtuwe; OwO adieu, good :33 Monsieuw +[CHARLES >_> is ^.^ thwown. Shout] +x3 FWEDEWICK. No >_> mowe, nyo more. +>_< OWWANDO. Yes, UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw Grace; UwU I ^w^ am nyot yet weww OwO bweath'd. +x3 FWEDEWICK. How dost UwU thou, ^w^ Chawwes? +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot :3 speak, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 FWEDEWICK. ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ him xDD away. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :33 nyame, xDD young man? +>_< OWWANDO. >_> Owwando, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; x3 the xDD youngest >_< son of Sir OwO Wowwand UwU de +ÚwÚ Boys. +x3 FWEDEWICK. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been >_< son to x3 some x3 man ewse. +uWu The wowwd esteem'd >w< thy >w< fathew >_> honyouwabwe, +OwO But UwU I uWu did find ^.^ him still >_< minye enemy. +^.^ Thou shouwdst uWu have xDD bettew pleas'd ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ this OwO deed, +UwU Hadst xDD thou >_> descended from anyothew ÚwÚ house. +OwO But ^-^ fawe uWu thee well; xDD thou awt :3 a OwO gawwant uWu youth; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst told ;;w;; me of anyothew :33 fathew. +Exeunt ^w^ DUKE, twain, ÚwÚ and ^-^ WE BEAU +>_> CEWIA. ^.^ Wewe UwU I x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, x3 coz, ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU do :3 this? +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe OwO pwoud to be Sir ^w^ Wowwand's x3 son, +ÚwÚ His xDD youngest >_< son- ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd nyot change :3 that x3 cawwing +;;w;; To be adopted heir to Frederick. +ROSALIND. OwO My >w< fathew :3 wov'd Sir OwO Wowwand >_< as :33 his x3 souw, +xDD And aww x3 the wowwd UwU was of x3 my father's xDD mind; +xDD Had UwU I >w< befowe ÚwÚ knyown ÚwÚ this xDD young x3 man :33 his x3 son, +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have UwU given ^.^ him tears >w< unto :33 entweaties +Ere ^.^ he >_> shouwd OwO thus uWu have ventur'd. +>_> CEWIA. ^w^ Gentwe OwO cousin, +Let >_> us OwO go >_> thank :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU encouwage him; +OwO My father's OwO wough ÚwÚ and envious uWu disposition +>_> Sticks ;;w;; me uWu at ;;w;; heawt. UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have weww deserv'd; +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do >_< keep x3 youw ÚwÚ pwomises uWu in wuv +OwO But >_< justwy >_< as xDD you uWu have ^w^ exceeded aww ;;w;; pwomise, +uWu Youw mistwess UwU shaww be ^-^ happy. +ROSALIND. Gentweman, >_> [Giving ^.^ him :3 a uWu chain from her neck] +:3 Weaw ÚwÚ this fow OwO me; one x3 out of ^w^ suits with fowtunye, +:33 That couwd UwU give >_> mowe, >_> but :3 that her uWu hand lacks means. +Shall ^.^ we x3 go, >_< coz? +>_> CEWIA. uWu Ay. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, >w< faiw :3 gentweman. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU Can UwU I nyot >_> say ÚwÚ 'I >_> thank ^-^ you'? OwO My xDD bettew parts +^w^ Awe aww :33 thwown down; ÚwÚ and :3 that which OwO hewe >w< stands x3 up +Is >_> but :3 a quintain, :3 a mere wifewess block. +ROSALIND. >w< He ;;w;; cawws >_> us back. OwO My >_< pwide UwU feww with x3 my fortunes; +I'll ^w^ ask ^.^ him >_> what ^.^ he would. Did xDD you >_> caww, UwU siw? +UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have wwestwed weww, ÚwÚ and overthrown +uWu Mowe than x3 youw enemies. +>_> CEWIA. Will xDD you x3 go, >_< coz? +ROSALIND. :3 Have with OwO you. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +Exeunt ROSALIND ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA +>_< OWWANDO. >_> What passion uWu hangs these ^w^ weights ;;w;; upon x3 my ^.^ tongue? +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak to hew, yet ^.^ she ;;w;; uwg'd conference. +x3 O poor >_> Owwando, xDD thou awt >_< uvwthwown! +:33 Ow >_> Chawwes ow ^-^ something weaker >w< mastews thee. + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ WE BEAU + +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU do uWu in ÚwÚ fwiendship counsel xDD you +;;w;; To OwO weave ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. Awbeit xDD you uWu have OwO desewv'd +xDD High :33 commendation, true appwause, ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD such >_> is nyow x3 the Duke's condition +:33 That ^.^ he UwU misconstwues aww :3 that xDD you uWu have ^-^ donye. +uWu The >w< Duke >_> is ;;w;; humowous; >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :33 indeed, +uWu Mowe ^w^ suits xDD you to :33 conceive than UwU I to speak uWu of. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, siw; ÚwÚ and pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me :33 this: +>_< Which of x3 the >w< two UwU was daughter of x3 the >w< Duke +:33 That OwO hewe UwU was uWu at x3 the wrestling? +^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >_> Nyeithew :33 his ^w^ daughtew, >_> if ^.^ we OwO judge ^.^ by mannyews; +OwO But ^w^ yet, :33 indeed, x3 the smaller >_> is :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; +uWu The othew >_> is daughter to x3 the banyish'd ;;w;; Duke, +xDD And OwO hewe detain'd ^.^ by her usuwping uWu uncwe, +;;w;; To >_< keep :33 his daughter company; x3 whose loves +^w^ Awe ÚwÚ deawew than x3 the natural :3 bond of sistews. +OwO But UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you :3 that of wate ÚwÚ this >w< Duke +>_< Hath >_> ta'en >_< dispweasuwe uWu 'gainst :33 his ^-^ gentwe UwU nyiece, +>w< Gwounded ;;w;; upon nyo othew :33 awgument +OwO But :3 that x3 the OwO peopwe praise her fow her uWu viwtues +xDD And pity her fow her ÚwÚ good father's >_< sake; +^.^ And, on x3 my :3 wife, :33 his malice uWu 'gainst x3 the uWu wady +Will ;;w;; suddenwy bweak forth. UwU Siw, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. +^.^ Heweaftew, uWu in :3 a xDD bettew wowwd than uWu this, +UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe ^.^ mowe wuv ÚwÚ and >_< knyowwedge of OwO you. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I xDD west much :33 bounden to uWu you; ^-^ fawe xDD you well. +uWu Exit ^-^ WE BEAU +^-^ Thus ^w^ must UwU I from x3 the >_< smoke x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ smothew; +Fwom tyrant >w< Duke >w< unto :3 a tyrant ^-^ bwothew. +OwO But ^-^ heavenwy Rosalind! uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The :33 DUKE's ^w^ pawace + +Entew xDD CEWIA ÚwÚ and ROSALIND + +>_> CEWIA. Why, x3 cousin! >w< why, Rosalind! x3 Cupid uWu have mercy! +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a word? +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Nyot one to ^-^ thwow uWu at :3 a :33 dog. +>_> CEWIA. :3 Nyo, >w< thy wowds OwO awe ^w^ too >_< pwecious to be ;;w;; cast OwO away ;;w;; upon curs; +^-^ thwow x3 some of them uWu at OwO me; come, :3 wame ;;w;; me with weasons. +ROSALIND. UwU Then there :3 wewe >w< two cousins laid up, when x3 the one >_> shouwd +be wam'd with weasons ÚwÚ and x3 the othew ^-^ mad ^-^ without ÚwÚ any. +>_> CEWIA. OwO But >_> is aww ÚwÚ this fow x3 youw father? +ROSALIND. :3 Nyo, x3 some of >w< it >_> is fow x3 my chiwd's :33 fathew. >_< O, >w< how full of +bwiews >_> is ÚwÚ this >_> wowking-day ;;w;; wowwd! +>_> CEWIA. ^-^ They OwO awe >_> but ^.^ buws, OwO cousin, :33 thwown ;;w;; upon uWu thee uWu in x3 howiday +>_> foowewy; >_> if ^.^ we UwU wawk nyot uWu in x3 the UwU twodden >_< paths, UwU ouw xDD vewy ;;w;; petticoats +xDD wiww catch OwO them. +ROSALIND. UwU I couwd ;;w;; shake them x3 off x3 my ^.^ coat: these ^-^ buws OwO awe uWu in x3 my +;;w;; heawt. +>_> CEWIA. x3 Hem them xDD away. +ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; twy, >_> if UwU I couwd cwy ÚwÚ 'hem' ÚwÚ and uWu have ^.^ him. +>_> CEWIA. ^.^ Come, come, wrestle with >w< thy >_> affections. +ROSALIND. >_< O, ;;w;; they OwO take x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a xDD bettew wwestwew than :3 mysewf. +>_> CEWIA. >_< O, :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; upon you! >_> You xDD wiww >_> twy uWu in time, uWu in ;;w;; despite of +:3 a UwU faww. But, ;;w;; tuwnying these jests x3 out of sewvice, wet >_> us tawk uWu in +ÚwÚ good >w< eawnyest. Is >w< it ÚwÚ possibwe, on xDD such :3 a x3 sudden, xDD you >_> shouwd faww +x3 into UwU so >w< stwong :3 a UwU wiking with ;;w;; owd Sir ^w^ Wowwand's xDD youngest uWu son? +ROSALIND. uWu The >w< Duke x3 my >w< fathew :3 wov'd :33 his >w< fathew deawwy. +>_> CEWIA. ^-^ Doth >w< it >_< thewefowe ensue :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd wuv :33 his >_< son dearly? +^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu kind of OwO chase UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ hate :3 him, fow x3 my >w< fathew hated :33 his +>w< fathew ^-^ deawwy; yet UwU I ^-^ hate nyot Owwando. +ROSALIND. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, ^-^ hate ^.^ him >_> nyot, fow x3 my sake. +>_> CEWIA. Why >_> shouwd UwU I ^w^ nyot? ^-^ Doth ^.^ he nyot OwO desewve ^.^ weww? + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE FWEDEWICK, with ;;w;; WOWDS + +ROSALIND. Let ;;w;; me wuv ^.^ him fow :33 that; ÚwÚ and UwU do xDD you wuv ^.^ him uWu because UwU I +xDD do. x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the uWu Duke. +>_> CEWIA. With :33 his eyes full of OwO angew. +x3 FWEDEWICK. Mistwess, dispatch xDD you with x3 youw >_< safest xDD haste, +xDD And get xDD you from UwU ouw >_< couwt. +ROSALIND. >_> Me, xDD uncwe? +x3 FWEDEWICK. >_< You, :33 cousin. +OwO Within these ;;w;; ten OwO days >_> if :3 that xDD thou UwU beest >_> found +^w^ So nyeaw UwU ouw public court >_< as ÚwÚ twenty ;;w;; miwes, +^.^ Thou ^.^ diest fow :3 it. +ROSALIND. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, +Let ;;w;; me x3 the >_< knyowwedge of x3 my ;;w;; fauwt UwU beaw with x3 me. +;;w;; If with mysewf UwU I howd ^w^ intewwigence, +:33 Ow uWu have >_< acquaintance with >_< minye UwU own desires; +;;w;; If :3 that UwU I UwU do nyot x3 dweam, ow be nyot OwO fwantic- +;;w;; As UwU I UwU do :33 twust UwU I ^w^ am nyot- >w< then, uWu deaw uWu uncwe, +xDD Nyevew UwU so much >_< as uWu in :3 a xDD thought xDD unbown +Did UwU I ^-^ offend x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. +x3 FWEDEWICK. ^-^ Thus UwU do aww :33 twaitows; +;;w;; If uWu theiw purgation uWu did consist uWu in wowds, +^-^ They OwO awe >_< as innocent >_< as xDD gwace itself. +Let >w< it x3 suffice uWu thee :3 that UwU I :33 twust uWu thee not. +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Yet x3 youw xDD mistwust ;;w;; cannyot >_< make ;;w;; me :3 a traitor. +Teww ;;w;; me wheweon x3 the likelihood depends. +x3 FWEDEWICK. ^.^ Thou awt >w< thy father's ;;w;; daughtew; there's enyough. +ROSALIND. xDD SO UwU was UwU I when x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> took :33 his ^.^ dukedom; +^w^ So UwU was UwU I when x3 youw >_> Highnyess banyish'd ^.^ him. +Treason >_> is nyot inherited, x3 my wowd; +:3 Ow, >_> if ^.^ we uWu did >w< dewive >w< it from UwU ouw OwO fwiends, +x3 What's :3 that to me? OwO My >w< fathew UwU was nyo traitor. +Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ mistake ;;w;; me nyot UwU so much +;;w;; To think x3 my uWu puvwty >_> is treacherous. +>_> CEWIA. >_< Deaw sovereign, hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +x3 FWEDEWICK. Ay, Cewia; ^.^ we OwO stay'd her fow x3 youw ^w^ sake, +^-^ Ewse xDD had ^.^ she with her >w< fathew :3 wang'd >_> awong. +>_> CEWIA. UwU I uWu did nyot xDD then entweat to uWu have her >_< stay; +^.^ It UwU was x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU own ^-^ wemowse; +UwU I UwU was ^w^ too xDD young :3 that time to value hew, +OwO But nyow UwU I ^.^ knyow her. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be :3 a traitor, +Why UwU so ^w^ am ^.^ I: ^.^ we still uWu have slept together, +>_< Wose uWu at >w< an ÚwÚ instant, ^w^ weawn'd, ^.^ pway'd, eat together; +xDD And x3 whewesoe'ew ^.^ we OwO went, ^.^ wike :33 Junyo's >_< swans, +UwU Stiww ^.^ we OwO went coupwed ÚwÚ and insepawabwe. +x3 FWEDEWICK. :33 She >_> is ^w^ too >_> subtwe fow ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and her smoothness, +:3 Hew xDD vewy :3 siwence ÚwÚ and her patience, +^w^ Speak to x3 the >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they pity her. +^.^ Thou awt :3 a xDD foow. :33 She robs uWu thee of >w< thy UwU nyame; +xDD And xDD thou wiwt x3 show ^.^ mowe uWu bwight ÚwÚ and xDD seem ^.^ mowe virtuous +x3 When ^.^ she >_> is ;;w;; gonye. UwU Then open nyot >w< thy x3 wips. +;;w;; Fiwm ÚwÚ and OwO iwwevocabwe >_> is x3 my >_< doom +>_< Which UwU I uWu have :33 pass'd ;;w;; upon >w< hew; ^.^ she >_> is xDD banyish'd. +>_> CEWIA. :33 Pwonyounce :3 that xDD sentence, >w< then, on uWu me, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive x3 out of her UwU company. +x3 FWEDEWICK. >_> You OwO awe :3 a xDD foow. >_< You, UwU nyiece, provide OwO youwsewf. +;;w;; If xDD you outstay x3 the time, ;;w;; upon >_< minye honyouw, +xDD And uWu in x3 the :33 gweatnyess of x3 my word, xDD you die. +Exeunt ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS +>_> CEWIA. x3 O x3 my poor Rosalind! x3 Whithew wiwt xDD thou >w< go? +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou change fathers? UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee ^w^ minye. +UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee be nyot xDD thou ^.^ mowe >w< gwiev'd than UwU I am. +ROSALIND. UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe OwO cause. +>_> CEWIA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >_> nyot, :33 cousin. +UwU Pwithee be cheewfuw. Knyow'st xDD thou nyot x3 the >w< Duke +>_< Hath banyish'd uWu me, :33 his daughter? +ROSALIND. :33 That ^.^ he hath not. +>_> CEWIA. :3 Nyo, hath ^w^ nyot? >_> Wosawind lacks, >w< then, x3 the wuv +>_< Which uWu teacheth uWu thee :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am onye. +Shall ^.^ we be uWu sund'wed? Shall ^.^ we >_> pawt, x3 sweet :33 giww? +No; wet x3 my >w< fathew >_> seek anyothew ÚwÚ heiw. +Therefore >w< devise with ;;w;; me >w< how ^.^ we OwO may fly, +x3 Whithew to x3 go, ÚwÚ and >_> what to UwU beaw with us; +xDD And UwU do nyot >_> seek to OwO take x3 youw :3 chawge ;;w;; upon UwU you, +;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 youw griefs yourself, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ;;w;; me out; +For, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^.^ heaven, nyow uWu at UwU ouw ^w^ sowwows pawe, +x3 Say >_> what xDD thou x3 canst, I'll OwO go :3 awong with thee. +ROSALIND. Why, :33 whithew UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< go? +>_> CEWIA. ;;w;; To >_> seek x3 my :33 uncwe uWu in x3 the Forest of ^.^ Awden. +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what danger xDD wiww >w< it be to us, +Maids >_< as ^.^ we awe, to travel fowth UwU so ÚwÚ faw! +^w^ Beauty provoketh thieves :33 soonyew than ;;w;; gowd. +>_> CEWIA. I'll put mysewf uWu in poor ÚwÚ and >_> mean xDD attiwe, +xDD And with :3 a uWu kind of x3 umbew smiwch x3 my face; +uWu The ^.^ wike UwU do uWu you; UwU so UwU shaww ^.^ we pass along, +xDD And >_< nyevew stir ;;w;; assaiwants. +ROSALIND. ^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot better, +>_< Because :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe than ^w^ common uWu taww, +:33 That UwU I uWu did >_> suit ;;w;; me aww x3 points ^.^ wike :3 a man? +^-^ A OwO gawwant cuwtwe-axe ;;w;; upon x3 my >w< thigh, +^-^ A boar spear uWu in x3 my xDD hand; and- uWu in x3 my >_< heawt +Lie there >_> what ^-^ hidden xDD woman's feaw there ;;w;; wiww- +^-^ We'ww uWu have :3 a swashing ÚwÚ and :3 a martial :3 outside, +;;w;; As UwU many othew ;;w;; mannyish ^w^ cowawds uWu have +:33 That UwU do outface >w< it with uWu theiw sembwances. +>_> CEWIA. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I caww uWu thee when xDD thou awt :3 a man? +ROSALIND. I'll uWu have nyo xDD wowse :3 a xDD nyame than Juv's UwU own page, +xDD And >_< thewefowe wook xDD you caww ;;w;; me Ganymede. +OwO But >_> what xDD wiww xDD you be call'd? +>_> CEWIA. xDD Something :3 that hath :3 a UwU wefewence to x3 my state: +No longer :3 Cewia, >_> but ^w^ Awienya. +ROSALIND. But, OwO cousin, >_> what >_> if ^.^ we :3 assay'd to ^.^ steaw +uWu The ^.^ cwownyish >w< foow x3 out of x3 youw father's ^w^ couwt? +Wouwd ^.^ he nyot be :3 a uWu comfowt to UwU ouw travel? +>_> CEWIA. ^-^ He'ww OwO go :3 awong ^-^ o'ew x3 the uWu wide wowwd with OwO me; +Weave ;;w;; me awonye to ^.^ woo ^.^ him. :3 Wet's away, +xDD And get UwU ouw :3 jewews ÚwÚ and UwU ouw weawth together; +ÚwÚ Devise x3 the OwO fittest time ÚwÚ and >_< safest uWu way +;;w;; To hide >_> us from pursuit :3 that xDD wiww be UwU made +>w< Aftew x3 my fwight. Now OwO go ^.^ we uWu in :3 content +;;w;; To >w< wibewty, ÚwÚ and nyot to >_> banyishment. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The Forest of ^.^ Awden + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE SENIOR, >_< AMIENS, ÚwÚ and >w< two ow >w< thwee LORDS, ^.^ wike >_< fowestews + +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >_> Nyow, x3 my co-mates ÚwÚ and bwothews uWu in >w< exiwe, +>_< Hath nyot ;;w;; owd ;;w;; custom UwU made ÚwÚ this >w< wife ^.^ mowe x3 sweet +Than :3 that of painted uWu pomp? ^w^ Awe nyot these :33 woods +uWu Mowe fwee from peril than x3 the envious ^w^ couwt? +:3 Hewe x3 feew ^.^ we nyot x3 the penalty of UwU Adam, +uWu The uWu seasons' difference; >_< as x3 the >_< icy fang +xDD And churlish chiding of x3 the winter's ;;w;; wind, +>_< Which when >w< it ^w^ bites ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwows ;;w;; upon x3 my ;;w;; body, +Even >w< tiww UwU I >w< shwink with >_< cowd, UwU I ;;w;; smiwe ÚwÚ and >_> say +'This >_> is nyo fwattewy; these OwO awe ;;w;; counsewwows +:33 That feelingly :33 pewsuade ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I :3 am.' +ÚwÚ Sweet OwO awe x3 the x3 uses of advewsity, +>_< Which, ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; toad, ugwy ÚwÚ and venomous, +xDD Weaws yet :3 a >_< pwecious jewel uWu in :33 his head; +xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU ouw :3 wife, >_> exempt from public :3 haunt, +Finds tongues uWu in trees, uWu books uWu in x3 the wunnying :33 bwooks, +^.^ Sewmons uWu in ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good uWu in evewything. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot change :3 it. +AMIENS. Happy >_> is x3 youw >_> Gwace, +:33 That ^.^ can UwU twanswate x3 the stubbornness of :3 fowtunye +^.^ Into UwU so :33 quiet ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 sweet :3 a UwU stywe. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we OwO go ÚwÚ and OwO kiww >_> us venison? +xDD And yet >w< it irks ;;w;; me x3 the poor dappwed :3 foows, +uWu Being OwO nyative buwghews of ÚwÚ this desewt city, +Should, uWu in uWu theiw UwU own x3 confinyes, with forked heads +:3 Have uWu theiw ;;w;; wound ^-^ haunches gor'd. +uWu FIWST WOWD. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, +uWu The ^-^ mewanchowy ^-^ Jaques grieves uWu at :33 that; +^.^ And, uWu in :3 that ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ sweaws xDD you UwU do ^.^ mowe usuwp +Than xDD doth x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew :3 that hath banyish'd OwO you. +OwO To-day x3 my Lord of >_> Amiens ÚwÚ and mysewf +Did ^.^ steaw x3 behind ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he uWu way :3 awong +;;w;; Undew >w< an ÚwÚ oak x3 whose >w< antique ^.^ woot peeps x3 out +>_> Upon x3 the >w< bwook :3 that >_< bwawws :3 awong ÚwÚ this wood! +;;w;; To x3 the which :33 pwace :3 a poor sequest'red stag, +:33 That from x3 the >_< huntew's aim xDD had >_> ta'en :3 a hurt, +Did come to :33 wanguish; x3 and, :33 indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, +uWu The wwetched ^w^ anyimaw ^.^ heav'd fowth xDD such groans +:33 That uWu theiw ;;w;; dischawge uWu did stretch :33 his weathewn >_> coat +Awmost to x3 buwsting; ÚwÚ and x3 the big ;;w;; wound tears +ÚwÚ Couws'd one anyothew down :33 his innocent x3 nyose +^w^ In ^.^ piteous ^-^ chase; ÚwÚ and OwO thus x3 the haiwy x3 foow, +Much :3 mawked of x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy >w< Jaques, +^w^ Stood on x3 th' extremest ;;w;; vewge of x3 the UwU swift ÚwÚ bwook, +Augmenting >w< it with >w< teaws. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. OwO But >_> what uWu said ;;w;; Jaques? +Did ^.^ he nyot :33 mowawize ÚwÚ this spectacwe? +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_< O, :3 yes, x3 into :3 a thousand OwO simiwes. +^.^ Fiwst, fow :33 his weeping x3 into x3 the >_> nyeedwess ÚwÚ stweam: +'Poor deer,' quoth ^.^ he ;;w;; 'thou xDD mak'st :3 a testament +;;w;; As OwO wowwdwings UwU do, ^.^ giving >w< thy >w< sum of ^.^ mowe +;;w;; To :3 that which xDD had ^w^ too UwU much.' Then, ^.^ being there ^-^ awonye, +Left ÚwÚ and ^-^ abandonyed of :33 his vewvet friends: +''Tis wight'; quoth ^.^ he >_< 'thus misery xDD doth ÚwÚ pawt +uWu The xDD fwux of company.' ;;w;; Anyon, :3 a xDD cawewess x3 hewd, +Full of x3 the ;;w;; pastuwe, >_> jumps :3 awong ^.^ by ^.^ him +xDD And >_< nyevew uWu stays to x3 gweet ^.^ him. UwU 'Ay,' quoth ^-^ Jaques +>w< 'Sweep ;;w;; on, xDD you :33 fat ÚwÚ and ^-^ gweasy citizens; +'Tis >w< just x3 the fashion. ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU do xDD you wook +>_> Upon :3 that poor ÚwÚ and xDD bwoken >w< bankwupt ^-^ thewe?' +^-^ Thus UwU most >_< invectivewy ^.^ he ^.^ piewceth ^w^ thwough +uWu The >w< body of x3 the country, city, xDD couwt, +Yea, ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ this UwU ouw :33 wife; swearing :3 that ^.^ we +^w^ Awe mere ;;w;; usuwpews, x3 tywants, ÚwÚ and UwU what's ^-^ wowse, +;;w;; To :33 fwight x3 the :3 anyimaws, ÚwÚ and to OwO kiww them x3 up +^w^ In uWu theiw UwU assign'd ÚwÚ and OwO nyative xDD dwewwing-pwace. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. xDD And uWu did xDD you OwO weave ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO contempwation? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. We ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, weeping ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commenting +>_> Upon x3 the :3 sobbing deew. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. uWu Show ;;w;; me x3 the pwace; +UwU I wuv to cope ^.^ him uWu in these UwU suwwen fits, +For xDD then uWu he's full of :3 mattew. +uWu FIWST WOWD. I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to ^.^ him stwaight. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE FWEDEWICK, with ;;w;; WOWDS + +x3 FWEDEWICK. UwU Can >w< it be OwO possibwe :3 that nyo x3 man saw them? +^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be; x3 some x3 viwwains of x3 my court +^w^ Awe of >_< consent ÚwÚ and sufferance uWu in UwU this. +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot hear of xDD any :3 that uWu did >_> see her. +uWu The x3 wadies, her ^.^ attendants of her chamber, +^.^ Saw her abed, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the mownying early +^-^ They >_> found x3 the x3 bed untreasur'd of uWu theiw ^w^ mistwess. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the ^.^ woynyish :3 cwown, uWu at ÚwÚ whom UwU so ;;w;; oft +uWu Youw Gwace UwU was UwU wont to >w< waugh, >_> is awso ^-^ missing. +Hispewia, x3 the >_> Pwincess' gentwewoman, +xDD Confesses :3 that ^.^ she secwetwy o'erheard +uWu Youw daughter ÚwÚ and her xDD cousin much ÚwÚ commend +uWu The parts ÚwÚ and uWu gwaces of x3 the wwestwew +:33 That uWu did >_> but :3 watewy ÚwÚ foiw x3 the sinyewy >_> Chawwes; +xDD And ^.^ she >_< bewieves, ^.^ whewevew ;;w;; they OwO awe >w< gonye, +:33 That :33 youth >_> is x3 suwewy uWu in uWu theiw UwU company. +x3 FWEDEWICK. >_< Send to :33 his bwothew; :3 fetch :3 that OwO gawwant hithew. +;;w;; If ^.^ he be uWu absent, ;;w;; bwing :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew to OwO me; +I'll >_< make ^.^ him find ^.^ him. Do ÚwÚ this uWu suddenwy; +xDD And wet nyot ^-^ seawch ÚwÚ and inquisition quail +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing again these >_< foowish >w< wunyaways. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^.^ Befowe OLIVER'S ;;w;; house + +Entew OWWANDO ÚwÚ and ADAM, meeting + +>_< OWWANDO. Who's OwO thewe? +uWu ADAM. What, x3 my xDD young ÚwÚ mastew? x3 O x3 my ^-^ gentwe x3 mastew! +x3 O x3 my x3 sweet x3 mastew! x3 O xDD you ^w^ memowy +Of ;;w;; owd Sir OwO Wowwand! Why, >_> what >_< make xDD you hewe? +Why OwO awe xDD you >w< viwtuous? Why UwU do OwO peopwe wuv you? +xDD And ^-^ whewefowe OwO awe xDD you gentwe, :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and >w< vawiant? +Why ^.^ wouwd xDD you be UwU so fond to uWu uvwcome +uWu The ^w^ bonny prizer of x3 the humorous Duke? +uWu Youw praise >_> is come ^w^ too >w< swiftwy ^.^ home >w< befowe OwO you. +xDD Knyow xDD you >_> nyot, ^.^ mastew, to x3 some uWu kind of ;;w;; men +^-^ Theiw uWu gwaces serve them >_> but >_< as enyemies? +No ^.^ mowe UwU do x3 youws. uWu Youw viwtues, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ mastew, +^w^ Awe ^-^ sanctified ÚwÚ and >w< howy traitors to OwO you. +>_< O, >_> what :3 a wowwd >_> is uWu this, when >_> what >_> is >_> comewy +Envenyoms ^.^ him :3 that bears :3 it! +>_< OWWANDO. Why, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +uWu ADAM. x3 O xDD unhappy xDD youth! +:3 Come nyot within these uWu doows; within ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ woof +uWu The ;;w;; enyemy of aww x3 youw uWu gwaces ^.^ wives. +uWu Youw bwothew- no, nyo bwothew; yet x3 the >_< son- +ÚwÚ Yet nyot x3 the son; UwU I xDD wiww nyot caww ^.^ him >_< son +Of ^.^ him UwU I UwU was about to caww :33 his ^-^ fathew- +>_< Hath heard x3 youw UwU pwaises; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >w< nyight ^.^ he means +;;w;; To buwn x3 the ;;w;; wodging :3 whewe xDD you use to wie, +xDD And xDD you within :3 it. ;;w;; If ^.^ he fail of :3 that, +>w< He xDD wiww uWu have othew means to :3 cut xDD you :33 off; +UwU I uvwheawd ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ pwactices. +This >_> is nyo pwace; ÚwÚ this ;;w;; house >_> is >_> but :3 a >w< butchewy; +Abhor :33 it, feaw :33 it, UwU do nyot enter :3 it. +>_< OWWANDO. Why, whither, UwU Adam, wouldst xDD thou uWu have ;;w;; me >w< go? +uWu ADAM. No ;;w;; mattew whither, UwU so xDD you come nyot hewe. +>_< OWWANDO. What, wouldst xDD thou uWu have ;;w;; me OwO go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg x3 my ^w^ food, +:33 Ow with :3 a UwU base ÚwÚ and UwU boist'wous xDD swowd enforce +^-^ A thievish UwU wiving on x3 the ^w^ common road? +This UwU I ^w^ must UwU do, ow ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to do; +ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do, UwU do >w< how UwU I ;;w;; can. +UwU I rather xDD wiww x3 subject ;;w;; me to x3 the malice +Of :3 a :3 divewted :3 bwood ÚwÚ and bwoody ^-^ bwothew. +uWu ADAM. OwO But UwU do nyot :3 so. UwU I uWu have five :3 hundwed :33 cwowns, +uWu The :33 thwifty uWu hiwe UwU I >w< sav'd :33 undew x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, +>_< Which UwU I uWu did OwO stowe to be x3 my >_> fostew-nyuwse, +x3 When OwO sewvice >_> shouwd uWu in x3 my ;;w;; owd x3 wimbs >_< wie ;;w;; wame, +xDD And unwegawded age uWu in ^-^ cownyews ^.^ thwown. +^.^ Take :3 that, ÚwÚ and >w< He :3 that xDD doth x3 the wavens UwU feed, +Yea, :3 pwovidentwy caters fow x3 the ^.^ spawwow, +^w^ Be uWu comfowt to x3 my >_> age! :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the x3 gowd; +All ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU give OwO you. Let ;;w;; me be x3 youw sewvant; +;;w;; Though UwU I wook :3 owd, yet UwU I ^w^ am >w< stwong ÚwÚ and OwO wusty; +For uWu in x3 my :33 youth UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did apply +Hot ÚwÚ and webewwious ÚwÚ wiquows uWu in x3 my bwood, +x3 Nyow uWu did nyot with unbashfuw forehead ^.^ woo +uWu The means of ^.^ weaknyess ÚwÚ and OwO debiwity; +Therefore x3 my age >_> is >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ wusty UwU wintew, +^.^ Fwosty, >_> but >w< kindwy. Let ;;w;; me OwO go with uWu you; +I'll UwU do x3 the OwO sewvice of :3 a :3 youngew x3 man +^w^ In aww x3 youw business ÚwÚ and uWu nyecessities. +>_< OWWANDO. x3 O ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, >w< how weww uWu in uWu thee >_> appeaws +uWu The ^w^ constant OwO sewvice of x3 the >w< antique ^w^ wowwd, +x3 When OwO sewvice UwU sweat fow >_< duty, nyot fow meed! +^.^ Thou awt nyot fow x3 the fashion of these xDD times, +Whewe >_< nyonye xDD wiww UwU sweat >_> but fow pwomotion, +xDD And xDD having :3 that UwU do >_< choke uWu theiw OwO sewvice x3 up +Even with x3 the having; >w< it >_> is nyot UwU so with thee. +But, poor ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, xDD thou :3 pwun'st :3 a wotten twee +:33 That ;;w;; cannyot UwU so much >_< as :3 a :3 bwossom yield +^w^ In ÚwÚ wieu of aww >w< thy ^w^ pains ÚwÚ and husbandwy. +OwO But come >w< thy >w< ways, we'll OwO go :3 awong together, +xDD And ere ^.^ we uWu have >w< thy youthfuw UwU wages xDD spent +^-^ We'ww >w< wight ;;w;; upon x3 some ^-^ settwed wow OwO content. +uWu ADAM. ^-^ Mastew, OwO go xDD on; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow x3 the +;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast :3 gasp, with uWu twuth ÚwÚ and loyalty. +Fwom seventeen years >w< tiww nyow almost ÚwÚ fouw-scowe +:3 Hewe >_< wived I, >_> but nyow ^w^ wive OwO hewe nyo more. +At seventeen years UwU many uWu theiw fowtunyes seek, +OwO But uWu at ^w^ fouwscowe >w< it >_> is ^w^ too wate :3 a xDD week; +ÚwÚ Yet :3 fowtunye ;;w;; cannyot recompense ;;w;; me xDD bettew +Than to ^-^ die weww ÚwÚ and nyot x3 my xDD mastew's ÚwÚ debtow. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +uWu The Forest of ^.^ Awden + +Entew ROSALIND fow :3 GANYMEDE, xDD CEWIA fow AWIENyA, ÚwÚ and CWOWN alias TOUCHSTONE + +ROSALIND. x3 O Jupiter, >w< how ÚwÚ weawy OwO awe x3 my spiwits! +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU I Cawe nyot fow x3 my ^.^ spiwits, >_> if x3 my UwU wegs :3 wewe nyot weawy. +ROSALIND. UwU I couwd find uWu in x3 my >_< heawt to xDD disgwace x3 my :33 man's ^w^ appawew, +ÚwÚ and to cwy ^.^ wike :3 a >_< woman; >_> but UwU I ^w^ must uWu comfowt x3 the weaker ^w^ vessew, >_< as +^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and >_> hose ought to x3 show itsewf xDD couwageous to :33 petticoat; +OwO thewefowe, couwage, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Awienya. +>_> CEWIA. UwU I pray xDD you UwU beaw with OwO me; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO go nyo fuwthew. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I xDD had rather UwU beaw with xDD you than UwU beaw uWu you; +yet UwU I >_> shouwd UwU beaw nyo OwO cwoss >_> if UwU I uWu did UwU beaw uWu you; fow UwU I think xDD you +uWu have nyo monyey uWu in x3 youw purse. +ROSALIND. :3 Weww,. ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the Forest of ^.^ Awden. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Ay, nyow ^w^ am UwU I uWu in >_< Awden; x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< foow x3 I; when UwU I UwU was uWu at +^.^ home UwU I UwU was uWu in :3 a xDD bettew pwace; >_> but ÚwÚ twavewwews ^w^ must be OwO content. + +Entew COWIN ÚwÚ and OwO SIWVIUS + +ROSALIND. Ay, be >_> so, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ Touchstonye. Wook UwU you, who x3 comes UwU hewe, :3 a +xDD young x3 man ÚwÚ and >w< an ;;w;; owd uWu in solemn ^-^ tawk. +CORIN. :33 That >_> is x3 the uWu way to >_< make her ^w^ scown xDD you xDD stiww. +^.^ SIWVIUS. x3 O >w< Cowin, :3 that xDD thou x3 knyew'st >w< how UwU I UwU do wuv >_> hew! +CORIN. UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy guess; fow UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd ere now. +^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 Nyo, >w< Cowin, ^.^ being :3 owd, xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot ÚwÚ guess, +;;w;; Though uWu in >w< thy :33 youth xDD thou >w< wast >_< as true :3 a wuvw +;;w;; As OwO evew xDD sigh'd ;;w;; upon :3 a ;;w;; midnyight ÚwÚ piwwow. +OwO But >_> if >w< thy wuv :3 wewe OwO evew ^.^ wike to >_> minye, +;;w;; As >_< suwe UwU I think uWu did >_< nyevew x3 man wuv >_> so, +How UwU many ;;w;; actions UwU most ^w^ widicuwous +Hast xDD thou :33 been drawn to ^.^ by >w< thy >w< fantasy? +CORIN. ^.^ Into :3 a thousand :3 that UwU I uWu have forgotten. +^.^ SIWVIUS. >_< O, xDD thou :33 didst xDD then >_< nyevew wuv UwU so heawtiwy! +;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ wememb'west nyot x3 the uWu swightest >w< fowwy +:33 That OwO evew wuv uWu did >_< make uWu thee >w< wun into, +^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot lov'd; +:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou x3 hast nyot sat >_< as UwU I UwU do now, +Weawing >w< thy ^.^ heawew uWu in >w< thy >_< mistwess' >_< pwaise, +^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot lov'd; +:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou x3 hast nyot broke from >_< company +Abruptly, >_< as x3 my passion nyow x3 makes uWu me, +^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot >_> wov'd. +x3 O ^-^ Phebe, ^-^ Phebe, ;;w;; Phebe! uWu Exit Silvius +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Awas, poor OwO shephewd! searching of >w< thy ^-^ wound, +UwU I uWu have ^.^ by x3 hawd adventuwe >_> found >_< minye own. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. xDD And UwU I ^w^ minye. UwU I UwU wemembew, when UwU I UwU was uWu in xDD wuv, UwU I broke x3 my +xDD swowd ;;w;; upon :3 a OwO stonye, ÚwÚ and bid ^.^ him OwO take :3 that fow xDD coming a-nyight to +^w^ Janye ^.^ Smiwe; ÚwÚ and UwU I remember x3 the xDD kissing of her OwO batwew, ÚwÚ and x3 the +:33 cow's ;;w;; dugs :3 that her OwO pwetty x3 chopt ^.^ hands xDD had UwU miwk'd; ÚwÚ and UwU I remember +x3 the :33 wooing of ;;w;; peascod ^w^ instead of >w< hew; from ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_> took >w< two >_> cods, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ giving her them OwO again, uWu said with weeping tears 'Weaw these +fow x3 my sake.' We :3 that OwO awe true ^w^ wuvws >w< wun x3 into ;;w;; stwange uWu capews; +>_> but >_< as aww >_> is >w< mowtaw uWu in nyatuwe, UwU so >_> is aww ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu in wuv >w< mowtaw +uWu in ^w^ fowwy. +ROSALIND. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st wiser than xDD thou awt OwO wawe uWu of. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Nyay, UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew be OwO wawe of >_< minye UwU own wit >w< tiww UwU I bweak +x3 my >_< shins OwO against :3 it. +ROSALIND. Juv, >_> Juv! ÚwÚ this shepherd's passion +Is much ;;w;; upon x3 my fashion. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. xDD And minye; >_> but >w< it gwows ^-^ something ÚwÚ stawe with x3 me. +>_> CEWIA. UwU I pray UwU you, one of xDD you ;;w;; question :33 yond x3 man +;;w;; If ^.^ he fow gowd xDD wiww UwU give >_> us xDD any ;;w;; food; +UwU I ÚwÚ faint almost to death. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Howwa, xDD you uWu cwown! +ROSALIND. uWu Peace, foow; uWu he's nyot >w< thy ÚwÚ Ensman. +CORIN. Who cawws? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Youw betters, sir. +CORIN. ^-^ Ewse OwO awe ;;w;; they xDD vewy x3 wwetched. +ROSALIND. uWu Peace, UwU I :3 say. ^-^ Good even to UwU you, :3 fwiend. +CORIN. xDD And to UwU you, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and to xDD you all. +ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, shepherd, >_> if :3 that wuv ow gowd +UwU Can uWu in ÚwÚ this desewt :33 pwace UwU buy ^w^ entewtainment, +Bring >_> us :3 whewe ^.^ we OwO may xDD west ouwsewves ÚwÚ and OwO feed. +>_> Hewe's :3 a xDD young >_< maid with travel much >w< oppwess'd, +xDD And >_> faints fow x3 succouw. +CORIN. Faiw ^w^ siw, UwU I pity hew, +xDD And wish, fow her ÚwÚ sake ^.^ mowe than fow >_< minye OwO own, +OwO My fowtunyes :3 wewe ^.^ mowe able to xDD wewieve >w< hew; +OwO But UwU I ^w^ am xDD shephewd to anyothew ^w^ man, +xDD And UwU do nyot shear x3 the >_> fweeces :3 that UwU I gwaze. +OwO My >_< mastew >_> is of churlish uWu disposition, +xDD And xDD wittwe recks to find x3 the uWu way to heaven +^-^ By xDD doing >_< deeds of ^-^ hospitawity. +:33 Besides, :33 his cote, :33 his >_> fwocks, ÚwÚ and bounds of UwU feed, +^w^ Awe nyow on sale; ÚwÚ and uWu at UwU ouw UwU sheepcote now, +^-^ By reason of :33 his >_> absence, there >_> is >_< nyothing +:33 That xDD you xDD wiww >w< feed xDD on; >_> but >_> what ;;w;; is, come see, +xDD And uWu in x3 my uWu voice UwU most wewcome UwU shaww xDD you >w< be. +ROSALIND. >_> What >_> is ^.^ he :3 that UwU shaww UwU buy :33 his ^.^ fwock ÚwÚ and :33 pastuwe? +CORIN. :33 That xDD young :3 swain :3 that xDD you saw OwO hewe >_> but >w< ewewhiwe, +:33 That xDD wittwe ÚwÚ cawes fow UwU buying xDD any >_> thing. +ROSALIND. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, >_> if >w< it stand with :3 honyesty, +xDD Buy xDD thou x3 the cottage, ;;w;; pastuwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU fwock, +xDD And xDD thou shalt uWu have to x3 pay fow >w< it of >_> us. +>_> CEWIA. xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww mend >w< thy wages. UwU I ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this pwace, +xDD And ^w^ wiwwingwy couwd uWu waste x3 my time uWu in :3 it. +CORIN. >w< Assuwedwy x3 the ^.^ thing >_> is to be UwU sowd. +Go with OwO me; >_> if xDD you ^.^ wike ;;w;; upon wepowt +uWu The ^w^ soiw, x3 the >w< pwofit, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu kind of :3 wife, +UwU I xDD wiww x3 youw xDD vewy faithfuw ;;w;; feedew be, +xDD And UwU buy >w< it with x3 youw gowd >w< wight ÚwÚ suddenwy. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest + +Entew >_< AMIENS, >w< JAQUES, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS + +OwO SONG +AMIENS. ;;w;; Undew x3 the greenwood twee +Who loves to >_< wie with uWu me, +xDD And turn :33 his ^.^ mewwy ^-^ nyote +uWu Unto x3 the x3 sweet bird's throat, +:3 Come hithew, come hithew, come hithew. +:3 Hewe UwU shaww ^.^ he >_> see +No ;;w;; enyemy +OwO But winter ÚwÚ and OwO wough weather. + +JAQUES. :33 Mowe, >_> mowe, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, more. +AMIENS. ^.^ It xDD wiww >_< make xDD you UwU mewanchowy, ;;w;; Monsieuw >_< Jaques. +JAQUES. UwU I >_> thank :3 it. :33 Mowe, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, more. UwU I ^.^ can uWu suck ^-^ mewanchowy +x3 out of :3 a song, >_< as :3 a weasel :33 sucks ;;w;; eggs. :33 Mowe, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, more. +AMIENS. OwO My uWu voice >_> is ^-^ wagged; UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu pwease OwO you. +JAQUES. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ desiwe xDD you to uWu pwease OwO me; UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe xDD you to ;;w;; sing. +^.^ Come, mowe; anyothew uWu stanzo. ;;w;; Caww xDD you x3 'em >_> stanzos? +AMIENS. >_> What xDD you :33 wiww, ;;w;; Monsieuw >_< Jaques. +JAQUES. Nyay, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow uWu theiw >w< nyames; ;;w;; they >_> owe ;;w;; me OwO nyothing. Will +xDD you UwU sing? +AMIENS. uWu Mowe uWu at x3 youw request than to uWu pwease :3 mysewf. +JAQUES. Weww >w< then, >_> if OwO evew UwU I >_> thank xDD any ^w^ man, I'll >_> thank uWu you; >_> but +:3 that ;;w;; they caww compliment >_> is ^.^ wike x3 th' x3 encountew of >w< two :33 dog-apes; +ÚwÚ and when :3 a x3 man thanks ;;w;; me UwU heawtiwy, uWu methinks uWu have UwU given ^.^ him :3 a +penny, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he wendews ;;w;; me x3 the beggarly :33 thanks. ^.^ Come, UwU sing; ÚwÚ and xDD you +:3 that xDD wiww >_> nyot, howd x3 youw tongues. +AMIENS. xDD Weww, I'll >w< end x3 the :33 song. uWu Siws, UwU cuvw x3 the while; x3 the >w< Duke +xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink :33 undew ÚwÚ this :33 twee. >w< He hath :33 been aww ÚwÚ this day to wook +OwO you. +JAQUES. xDD And UwU I uWu have :33 been aww ÚwÚ this day to avoid ^.^ him. >w< He >_> is to +xDD disputabwe fow x3 my UwU company. UwU I think of >_< as UwU many uWu mattews >_< as he; >_> but +UwU I UwU give heaven thanks, ÚwÚ and >_< make nyo boast of OwO them. ^.^ Come, ^-^ wawbwe, +x3 come. + +OwO SONG +>w< [Aww togethew here] + +Who xDD doth ^-^ ambition x3 shun, +xDD And loves to ^w^ wive :33 i' x3 th' sun, +UwU Seeking x3 the OwO food ^.^ he ^w^ eats, +xDD And pleas'd with >_> what ^.^ he xDD gets, +:3 Come hithew, come hithew, come hithew. +:3 Hewe UwU shaww ^.^ he >_> see +No ;;w;; enyemy +OwO But winter ÚwÚ and OwO wough weather. + +JAQUES. I'll UwU give xDD you :3 a >_> vewse to ÚwÚ this ^-^ nyote :3 that UwU I UwU made ;;w;; yestewday uWu in +;;w;; despite of x3 my invention. +AMIENS. xDD And I'll ^.^ sing :3 it. +JAQUES. ^-^ Thus >w< it goes: + +;;w;; If >w< it UwU do come to pass +:33 That xDD any x3 man turn ass, +^.^ Weaving :33 his weawth ÚwÚ and ^w^ ease +^-^ A ^-^ stubbown xDD wiww to please, +:3 Ducdame, ducdame, xDD ducdame; +:3 Hewe UwU shaww ^.^ he >_> see +Gross foows >_< as xDD he, +^-^ An >_> if ^.^ he xDD wiww come to x3 me. + +AMIENS. x3 What's :3 that >_< 'ducdame'? +JAQUES. 'Tis :3 a Gweek invocation, to caww foows x3 into :3 a ÚwÚ ciwcwe. I'll +OwO go sweep, >_> if UwU I can; >_> if UwU I cannot, I'll waiw OwO against aww x3 the +uWu fiwst-bown of :3 Egypt. +AMIENS. xDD And I'll OwO go >_> seek x3 the ^-^ Duke; :33 his :33 banquet >_> is prepar'd. +Exeunt uWu sevewawwy + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +uWu The >_< fowest + +Entew OWWANDO ÚwÚ and :3 ADAM + +uWu ADAM. >_< Deaw ^.^ mastew, UwU I ^.^ can OwO go nyo fuwthew. >_< O, UwU I ^-^ die fow >w< food! :3 Hewe >_< wie +UwU I ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and UwU measuwe x3 out x3 my x3 gwave. UwU Faweweww, uWu kind master. +>_< OWWANDO. Why, >w< how now, uWu Adam! No :33 gweatew >_< heawt uWu in thee? Wive :3 a +UwU wittwe; uWu comfowt :3 a UwU wittwe; cheer >w< thysewf :3 a ^.^ wittwe. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >_< uncouth +>_< fowest yield ;;w;; anything uWu savage, UwU I xDD wiww xDD eithew be OwO food fow >w< it ow +;;w;; bwing >w< it fow OwO food to thee. x3 Thy conceit >_> is nyeawew :33 death than >w< thy +xDD powews. For x3 my ÚwÚ sake be comfortable; howd :33 death ^-^ awhiwe uWu at x3 the +OwO awm's OwO end. UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewe be with x3 the ^-^ pwesentwy; ÚwÚ and >_> if UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu thee +nyot ^-^ something to uWu eat, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee OwO weave to :3 die; >_> but >_> if xDD thou +^.^ diest >w< befowe UwU I come, xDD thou awt :3 a uWu mockew of x3 my uWu wabouw. Weww ^-^ said! +xDD thou wook'st >_> cheewwy; ÚwÚ and I'll be with uWu thee >w< quickwy. ÚwÚ Yet xDD thou +wiest uWu in x3 the bleak air. ^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww UwU beaw uWu thee to x3 some shelter; +ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt nyot ^-^ die fow ^.^ wack of :3 a xDD dinnyew, >_> if there ^w^ wive +;;w;; anything uWu in ÚwÚ this desert. >_< Cheewwy, ÚwÚ good uWu Adam! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +uWu The >_< fowest + +^-^ A tabwe uWu set OwO out. Entew ÚwÚ DUKE SENIOR, >_< AMIENS, ÚwÚ and LORDS, ^.^ wike ;;w;; outwaws + +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. UwU I think ^.^ he be ^.^ twansfowm'd x3 into :3 a beast; +For UwU I ^.^ can nyowhewe find ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a man. +uWu FIWST WOWD. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ he >_> is >_> but even nyow >_> gonye OwO hence; +:3 Hewe UwU was ^.^ he >_> mewwy, hearing of :3 a :33 song. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ;;w;; If xDD he, compact of :3 jaws, gwow musicaw, +We UwU shaww uWu have x3 showtwy ^-^ discowd uWu in x3 the spheres. +Go >_> seek him; tell ^.^ him UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with ^.^ him. + +Entew JAQUES + +uWu FIWST WOWD. >w< He >w< saves x3 my labour ^.^ by :33 his UwU own ;;w;; appwoach. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Why, >w< how now, :3 monsieuw! >_> what :3 a >w< wife >_> is uWu this, +:33 That x3 youw poor ^w^ fwiends ^w^ must ^.^ woo x3 youw :3 company? +What, xDD you wook mewwiwy! +JAQUES. ^-^ A x3 foow, :3 a foow! UwU I >w< met :3 a >w< foow :33 i' x3 th' uWu fowest, +^-^ A motwey xDD foow. ^-^ A >w< misewabwe ;;w;; wowwd! +;;w;; As UwU I UwU do ^w^ wive ^.^ by ^w^ food, UwU I >w< met :3 a x3 foow, +Who laid ^.^ him down ÚwÚ and OwO bask'd ^.^ him uWu in x3 the sun, +xDD And UwU waiw'd on xDD Wady :33 Fowtunye uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ tewms, +^w^ In ÚwÚ good uWu set tewms- ÚwÚ and yet :3 a motwey xDD foow. +x3 'Good morrow, foow,' quoth x3 I; x3 'Nyo, :33 siw,' quoth xDD he, +uWu 'Caww ;;w;; me nyot >w< foow >w< tiww heaven hath sent ;;w;; me ^.^ fowtunye.' +xDD And xDD then ^.^ he >w< dwew :3 a OwO diaw from :33 his >w< poke, +^.^ And, ^w^ wooking on >w< it with lack-lustre >_< eye, +^w^ Says xDD vewy wisely, 'It >_> is ;;w;; ten o'clock; +^-^ Thus ^.^ we OwO may ;;w;; see,' quoth xDD he, ^w^ 'how x3 the wowwd ^w^ wags; +'Tis >_> but >w< an >_> houw ^w^ ago xDD since >w< it UwU was ^w^ nyinye; +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew one >_> houw ^.^ mowe 'twill be :3 eweven; +xDD And >_> so, from >_> houw to ^-^ houw, ^.^ we ripe ÚwÚ and xDD wipe, +xDD And >w< then, from >_> houw to ^-^ houw, ^.^ we uWu wot ÚwÚ and wot; +xDD And theweby uWu hangs :3 a xDD tawe.' x3 When UwU I uWu did hear +uWu The motwey >w< foow OwO thus :3 mowaw on x3 the time, +OwO My >w< wungs began to x3 cwow ^.^ wike >_< chanticweew +:33 That foows >_> shouwd be UwU so >_> deep OwO contempwative; +xDD And UwU I uWu did laugh x3 sans intewmission +^-^ An >_> houw ^.^ by :33 his diaw. x3 O x3 nyobwe foow! +^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy foow! x3 Motwey's x3 the >w< onwy weaw. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >_> What >w< foow >_> is :3 this? +JAQUES. x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy foow! x3 Onye :3 that hath :33 been :3 a couwtiew, +xDD And says, >_> if ^.^ wadies be >_> but xDD young ÚwÚ and faiw, +^-^ They uWu have x3 the ^w^ gift to ^.^ knyow uWu it; ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his :3 bwain, +>_< Which >_> is >_< as xDD dwy >_< as x3 the ^.^ wemaindew biscuit +>w< Aftew :3 a >_> voyage, ^.^ he hath ;;w;; stwange pwaces cramm'd +With ^.^ obsewvation, x3 the which ^.^ he vents +^w^ In OwO mangwed fowms. x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a foow! +UwU I ^w^ am :3 ambitious fow :3 a motwey coat. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ^.^ Thou shalt uWu have onye. +JAQUES. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my >w< onwy ^.^ suit, +ÚwÚ Pwovided :3 that xDD you >_< weed x3 youw xDD bettew ^.^ judgments +Of aww opinyion :3 that gwows rank uWu in them +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am uWu wise. UwU I ^w^ must uWu have ^w^ wibewty +Withaw, >_< as large :3 a ÚwÚ chawtew >_< as x3 the ;;w;; wind, +;;w;; To ^w^ bwow on ÚwÚ whom UwU I please, fow UwU so foows uWu have; +xDD And ;;w;; they :3 that OwO awe UwU most galled with x3 my >_> fowwy, +^-^ They UwU most ^w^ must x3 waugh. xDD And >w< why, ^w^ siw, ^w^ must ;;w;; they so? +uWu The >w< why >_> is uWu pwain >_< as uWu way to x3 pawish church: +>w< He :3 that :3 a >w< foow xDD doth xDD vewy wisely ;;w;; hit +^-^ Doth xDD vewy >_> foowishwy, awthough ^.^ he xDD smawt, +ÚwÚ Nyot to xDD seem senseless of x3 the x3 bob; >_> if >_> nyot, +uWu The uWu wise :33 man's >w< fowwy >_> is ^-^ anyatomiz'd +Even ^.^ by x3 the squand'wing >_> gwances of x3 the xDD foow. +^-^ Invest ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my motley; UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave +;;w;; To speak x3 my UwU mind, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough +>_< Cweanse x3 the fouw >w< body of x3 th' xDD infected ^w^ wowwd, +;;w;; If ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 patientwy receive x3 my ÚwÚ medicinye. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >w< Fie on uWu thee! UwU I ^.^ can tell >_> what xDD thou wouldst xDD do. +JAQUES. What, fow :3 a countew, ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU do >_> but good? +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. :3 Most Mischievous fouw ^w^ sin, uWu in chiding sin; +For xDD thou >w< thysewf x3 hast :33 been :3 a ^w^ wibewtinye, +;;w;; As sensual >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ bwutish ÚwÚ sting >_< itsewf; +xDD And aww x3 th' :33 embossed x3 sowes ÚwÚ and :3 headed ;;w;; eviws +:33 That xDD thou with x3 wicense of fwee :33 foot x3 hast caught +Wouldst xDD thou disgowge x3 into x3 the general wowwd. +JAQUES. Why, who x3 cwies x3 out on >_< pwide +:33 That ^.^ can thewein ÚwÚ tax xDD any >_> pwivate x3 pawty? +^-^ Doth >w< it nyot fwow >_< as hugely >_< as x3 the :33 sea, +Tiww :3 that x3 the wearer's xDD vewy means UwU do ^-^ ebb? +>_> What OwO woman uWu in x3 the UwU city UwU do UwU I xDD nyame +x3 When :3 that UwU I >_> say x3 the city-woman bears +uWu The >_> cost of pwinces on >_< unwowthy >_> shouwdews? +Who ^.^ can come uWu in ÚwÚ and >_> say :3 that UwU I >_> mean hew, +x3 When xDD such :3 a one >_< as ^.^ she xDD such >_> is her nyeighbouw? +:33 Ow >_> what >_> is ^.^ he of ^w^ basest ^.^ function +:33 That ;;w;; says :33 his ÚwÚ bwavewy >_> is nyot on x3 my >w< cost, +^w^ Thinking :3 that UwU I >_> mean :3 him, >_> but thewein ^w^ suits +ÚwÚ His >w< fowwy to x3 the mettle of x3 my ÚwÚ speech? +>_> Thewe >w< then! >w< how ^w^ then? >_> what ^w^ then? Let ;;w;; me >_> see wherein +OwO My >_> tongue hath wrong'd :33 him: >_> if >w< it UwU do ^.^ him wight, +UwU Then ^.^ he hath wrong'd :33 himsewf; >_> if ^.^ he be >w< fwee, +Why xDD then x3 my :33 taxing ^.^ wike :3 a >w< wiwd-goose flies, +^w^ Uncwaim'd of xDD any man. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew OWWANDO with :33 his xDD swowd drawn + +>_< OWWANDO. Forbear, ÚwÚ and eat nyo more. +JAQUES. Why, UwU I uWu have eat >_< nyonye >_> yet. +>_< OWWANDO. x3 Nyow shalt >_> nyot, >w< tiww ;;w;; nyecessity be serv'd. +JAQUES. Of >_> what uWu kind >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this >_> cock come UwU of? +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Awt xDD thou OwO thus >_< bowden'd, ^w^ man, ^.^ by >w< thy distress? +:33 Ow >_> ewse :3 a wude despisew of ÚwÚ good :3 mannyews, +:33 That uWu in uWu civiwity xDD thou :3 seem'st UwU so empty? +>_< OWWANDO. >_> You touch'd x3 my ;;w;; vein uWu at first: x3 the >_> thowny :33 point +Of OwO bawe distress hath >_> ta'en from ;;w;; me x3 the x3 show +Of x3 smooth >_< civiwity; yet arn UwU I inland bwed, +xDD And ^.^ knyow x3 some ;;w;; nyuwtuwe. OwO But fowbeaw, UwU I say; +>w< He dies :3 that >_> touches xDD any of ÚwÚ this ^w^ fwuit +Tiww UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my affairs OwO awe answered. +JAQUES. ^-^ An xDD you xDD wiww nyot be x3 answew'd with weason, UwU I ^w^ must die. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you have? uWu Youw ^-^ gentwenyess UwU shaww force +uWu Mowe than x3 youw force move >_> us to xDD gentwenyess. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I almost ^-^ die fow ^w^ food, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me uWu have :3 it. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. xDD Sit down ÚwÚ and UwU feed, ÚwÚ and wewcome to UwU ouw ;;w;; tabwe. +>_< OWWANDO. ^w^ Speak xDD you UwU so ÚwÚ gentwy? ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, UwU I pray uWu you; +UwU I xDD thought :3 that aww ^.^ things xDD had :33 been x3 savage UwU hewe, +xDD And >_< thewefowe put UwU I on x3 the >_< countenyance +Of xDD stewn :33 commandment. OwO But whate'er xDD you OwO awe +:33 That uWu in ÚwÚ this desewt xDD inyaccessibwe, +;;w;; Undew x3 the shade of ^-^ mewanchowy :3 boughs, +>_< Wose ÚwÚ and >_> nyegwect x3 the xDD cweeping >_> houws of time; +;;w;; If OwO evew xDD you uWu have >_> wook'd on xDD bettew uWu days, +;;w;; If OwO evew :33 been :3 whewe UwU bewws uWu have knyoww'd to :33 chuwch, +;;w;; If OwO evew sat uWu at xDD any ÚwÚ good :33 man's OwO feast, +;;w;; If OwO evew from x3 youw >_> eyewids wip'd :3 a tear, +xDD And ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU 'tis to pity ÚwÚ and be >_< pitied, +Let ^-^ gentwenyess x3 my >w< stwong UwU enfowcement be; +^w^ In x3 the which UwU hope UwU I blush, ÚwÚ and hide x3 my ^-^ swowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ;;w;; Twue >_> is >w< it :3 that ^.^ we uWu have :3 seen xDD bettew uWu days, +xDD And uWu have with >w< howy beww :33 been knyoww'd to :33 chuwch, +xDD And sat uWu at ÚwÚ good men's feasts, ÚwÚ and wip'd UwU ouw eyes +Of ^.^ dwops :3 that uWu sacwed pity hath engend'wed; +xDD And >_< thewefowe sit xDD you down uWu in gentwenyess, +xDD And OwO take ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ command >_> what OwO hewp ^.^ we uWu have +:33 That to x3 youw ^-^ wanting OwO may be >_> minyist'wed. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU Then >_> but ÚwÚ fowbeaw x3 youw OwO food :3 a xDD wittwe while, +Whiwes, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ doe, UwU I OwO go to find x3 my ^.^ fawn, +xDD And UwU give >w< it x3 food. >_> Thewe >_> is >w< an ;;w;; owd poor x3 man +Who ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; me hath UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ weawy :33 step +OwO Wimp'd uWu in puwe love; >w< tiww ^.^ he be xDD fiwst :33 suffic'd, +xDD Oppwess'd with >w< two xDD weak uWu eviws, age ÚwÚ and hungew, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot :33 touch :3 a xDD bit. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Go find ^.^ him OwO out. +xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< nyothing uWu waste >w< tiww xDD you wetuwn. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I >_> thank ye; ÚwÚ and be bwest fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good comfort! +uWu Exit +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ^.^ Thou seest ^.^ we OwO awe nyot aww awonye >w< unhappy: +This uWu wide ÚwÚ and ^-^ unyivewsaw uWu theatwe +Presents ^.^ mowe ^.^ woefuw xDD pageants than x3 the scene +^-^ Whewein ^.^ we :33 pway ^.^ in. +JAQUES. All x3 the OwO wowwd's :3 a ^w^ stage, +xDD And aww x3 the ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and x3 women mewewy pwayews; +^-^ They uWu have uWu theiw >_> exits ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ÚwÚ entwances; +xDD And one x3 man uWu in :33 his time plays UwU many xDD pawts, +ÚwÚ His acts ^.^ being ÚwÚ seven :3 ages. At xDD fiwst x3 the >_< infant, +UwU Mewwing ÚwÚ and ^w^ puking uWu in x3 the nurse's arms; +UwU Then x3 the >_< whinying ^.^ schoow-boy, with :33 his OwO satchew +xDD And >_< shinying mownying >w< face, xDD cweeping ^.^ wike snail +^-^ Unwiwwingwy to school. xDD And xDD then x3 the ^.^ wuvw, +OwO Sighing ^.^ wike furnace, with :3 a ^.^ woefuw >w< bawwad +Made to :33 his >_< mistwess' eyebwow. UwU Then :3 a sowdiew, +Full of ;;w;; stwange oaths, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beawded ^.^ wike x3 the pard, +OwO Jeawous uWu in honyouw, ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ and ^w^ quick uWu in quarrel, +UwU Seeking x3 the bubble >_< weputation +Even uWu in x3 the >w< cannyon's xDD mouth. xDD And xDD then x3 the justice, +^w^ In >w< faiw ;;w;; wound bewwy with ÚwÚ good ^.^ capon >w< win'd, +With eyes severe ÚwÚ and ^w^ beawd of formal :3 cut, +Full of uWu wise saws ÚwÚ and modern ^w^ instances; +xDD And UwU so ^.^ he plays :33 his part. uWu The uWu sixth age ^.^ shifts +^.^ Into x3 the lean ÚwÚ and ^-^ swippew'd ^-^ pantawoon, +With x3 spectacwes on x3 nyose ÚwÚ and pouch on side, +ÚwÚ His youthfuw OwO hose, weww ^.^ sav'd, :3 a wowwd ^w^ too uWu wide +For :33 his UwU shwunk >_> shank; ÚwÚ and :33 his big xDD manwy voice, +UwU Tuwnying again toward chiwdish treble, xDD pipes +xDD And whistles uWu in :33 his UwU sound. UwU Wast scene of all, +:33 That uWu ends ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; eventfuw history, +Is second chiwdishnyess ÚwÚ and mere obwivion; +x3 Sans teeth, x3 sans ^w^ eyes, x3 sans x3 taste, x3 sans every >_> thing. + +^.^ We-entew OWWANDO with :3 ADAM + +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >_< Wewcome. Set down x3 youw venerable buwden. +xDD And wet ^.^ him OwO feed. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I >_> thank xDD you UwU most fow ^.^ him. +uWu ADAM. ^w^ So xDD had xDD you need; +UwU I scawce ^.^ can speak to >_> thank xDD you fow :3 mysewf. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Wewcome; faww ;;w;; to. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> twoubwe xDD you +;;w;; As yet to ;;w;; question xDD you about x3 youw fortunes. +Give >_> us x3 some >_> music; x3 and, ÚwÚ good OwO cousin, ;;w;; sing. + +OwO SONG +Blow, blow, xDD thou winter ;;w;; wind, +^.^ Thou awt nyot UwU so :3 unkind +;;w;; As :33 man's x3 ingwatitude; +x3 Thy ^.^ tooth >_> is nyot UwU so keen, +>_< Because xDD thou awt nyot uWu seen, +Awthough >w< thy UwU bweath be UwU wude. +Heigh-ho! ^.^ sing heigh-ho! >w< unto x3 the green >_> howwy. +:3 Most ÚwÚ fwiendship >_> is feigning, UwU most >w< woving mere ^w^ fowwy. +Then, heigh-ho, x3 the >_> howwy! +This >w< wife >_> is UwU most >w< jowwy. + +Freeze, >_> fweeze, xDD thou UwU bittew :3 sky, +:33 That dost nyot ^-^ bite UwU so ^.^ nyigh +;;w;; As benyefits :3 fowgot; +;;w;; Though xDD thou x3 the watews wawp, +x3 Thy ÚwÚ sting >_> is nyot UwU so ^-^ shawp +;;w;; As :33 fwiend ^-^ wememb'wed not. +Heigh-ho! ^w^ sing, &c. + +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ;;w;; If :3 that xDD you :3 wewe x3 the ÚwÚ good Sir ^w^ Wowwand's x3 son, +;;w;; As xDD you uWu have whisper'd x3 faithfuwwy xDD you uWu wewe, +xDD And >_< as >_< minye ^w^ eye xDD doth :33 his >_< effigies >_> witnyess +:3 Most :33 twuwy >w< wimn'd ÚwÚ and UwU wiving uWu in x3 youw >w< face, +^w^ Be :33 twuwy wewcome hithew. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >w< Duke +:33 That :3 wov'd x3 youw :33 fathew. uWu The residue of x3 youw fowtunye, +Go to x3 my cave ÚwÚ and tell x3 me. ^-^ Good ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, +^.^ Thou awt >w< wight wewcome >_< as >w< thy >_< mastew >w< is. +Suppowt ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the awm. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, +xDD And wet ;;w;; me aww x3 youw fowtunyes :33 undewstand. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE FWEDEWICK, x3 OWIVEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS + +x3 FWEDEWICK. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> see ^.^ him since! UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. +OwO But :3 wewe UwU I nyot x3 the xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt UwU made mercy, +UwU I >_> shouwd nyot >_> seek >w< an absent :33 awgument +Of x3 my UwU wevenge, xDD thou :33 pwesent. OwO But wook to >w< it: +UwU Find x3 out >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew x3 whewesoe'ew ^.^ he is; +;;w;; Seek ^.^ him with :33 candwe; ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him >_< dead ow UwU wiving +OwO Within ÚwÚ this twelvemonth, ow turn xDD thou nyo ^.^ mowe +;;w;; To >_> seek :3 a UwU wiving uWu in UwU ouw tewwitowy. +x3 Thy ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things :3 that xDD thou dost caww ^.^ thinye +Wowth seizure UwU do ^.^ we x3 seize x3 into UwU ouw ^.^ hands, +Tiww xDD thou ;;w;; canst ^.^ quit uWu thee ^.^ by >w< thy brother's xDD mouth +Of >_> what ^.^ we think OwO against thee. +OwO OWIVEW. x3 O :3 that x3 youw >_> Highnyess UwU knyew x3 my >_< heawt uWu in x3 this! +UwU I >_< nyevew :3 wov'd x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew uWu in x3 my life. +x3 FWEDEWICK. uWu Mowe viwwain thou. xDD Weww, :3 push ^.^ him x3 out of uWu doows; +xDD And wet x3 my ^w^ officews of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ nyatuwe +^-^ Make >w< an ^-^ extent ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and wands. +Do ÚwÚ this expedientwy, ÚwÚ and turn ^.^ him uWu going. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The >_< fowest + +Entew OWWANDO, with :3 a paper + +>_< OWWANDO. Hang thewe, x3 my vewse, uWu in >_> witnyess of x3 my love; +xDD And UwU thou, >w< thwice-cwownyed xDD Queen of >w< Nyight, ;;w;; suwvey +With >w< thy >w< chaste >_< eye, from >w< thy pawe sphewe xDD abuv, +x3 Thy >_> huntwess' xDD nyame :3 that x3 my full >w< wife xDD doth sway. +x3 O Rosalind! these trees UwU shaww be x3 my books, +xDD And uWu in uWu theiw barks x3 my >_< thoughts I'll :3 chawactew, +:33 That every ^w^ eye which uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< fowest :33 wooks +Shall >_> see >w< thy viwtue xDD witnyess'd every x3 whewe. +Run, uWu wun, OwO Owwando; ^w^ cawve on every tree, +uWu The faiw, x3 the chaste, ÚwÚ and >w< unyexpwessive ^w^ she. uWu Exit + +Entew COWIN ÚwÚ and TOUCHSTONE + +CORIN. xDD And >w< how ^.^ wike xDD you ÚwÚ this shepherd's :3 wife, >_< Mastew >_< Touchstonye? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Twuwy, shepherd, uWu in wespect of itself, >w< it >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good +:33 wife; >_> but uWu in wespect :3 that >w< it >_> is :3 a shepherd's :3 wife, >w< it >_> is nought. +^w^ In wespect :3 that >w< it >_> is UwU sowitawy, UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it xDD vewy well; >_> but uWu in +wespect :3 that >w< it >_> is pwivate, >w< it >_> is :3 a xDD vewy ^-^ viwe life. Now uWu in +wespect >w< it >_> is uWu in x3 the >w< fiewds, >w< it xDD pweaseth ;;w;; me well; >_> but uWu in wespect +>w< it >_> is nyot uWu in x3 the xDD couwt, >w< it >_> is UwU tedious. ;;w;; As >w< it >_> is :3 a ^-^ spawe :3 wife, +wook UwU you, >w< it ^w^ fits x3 my humouw well; >_> but >_< as there >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe pwenty +uWu in :33 it, >w< it xDD goes much OwO against x3 my :33 stomach. Hast xDD any x3 phiwosophy uWu in +ÚwÚ thee, :3 shephewd? +CORIN. No ^.^ mowe >_> but :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ mowe one UwU sickens x3 the xDD wowse uWu at +^w^ ease ^.^ he is; ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ he :3 that wants monyey, >_< means, ÚwÚ and UwU content, >_> is +^-^ without >w< thwee ÚwÚ good >_< fwiends; :3 that x3 the uWu pwopewty of xDD wain >_> is to uWu wet, +ÚwÚ and fire to burn; :3 that ÚwÚ good pastuwe x3 makes :33 fat :3 sheep; ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 a +great cause of x3 the >w< nyight >_> is ^.^ wack of x3 the sun; :3 that ^.^ he :3 that hath +:33 weawnyed nyo wit ^.^ by ÚwÚ nyatuwe nor awt OwO may :3 compwain of ÚwÚ good uWu bweeding, +ow x3 comes of :3 a xDD vewy dull xDD kindwed. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. >w< Such :3 a one >_> is :3 a natural ^-^ phiwosophew. UwU Wast OwO evew uWu in +xDD couwt, :3 shephewd? +CORIN. :3 Nyo, UwU twuwy. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU Then xDD thou awt ^w^ damn'd. +CORIN. Nyay, UwU I ^-^ hope. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Twuwy, xDD thou awt ÚwÚ damn'd, ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; iww-woasted ^.^ egg, aww on +one ^w^ side. +CORIN. For nyot ^.^ being uWu at ^w^ couwt? uWu Youw reason. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Why, >_> if xDD thou >_< nyevew >w< wast uWu at court xDD thou >_< nyevew ^w^ saw'st ÚwÚ good +mannyews; >_> if xDD thou >_< nyevew ^w^ saw'st ÚwÚ good :3 mannyews, xDD then >w< thy ^w^ mannyews ^w^ must +be >_> wicked; ÚwÚ and x3 wickednyess >_> is ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and x3 sin >_> is xDD damnyation. ^.^ Thou awt +uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ pawwous state, ^-^ shephewd. +CORIN. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< whit, ÚwÚ Touchstonye. >w< Those :3 that OwO awe ÚwÚ good ^w^ mannyews uWu at x3 the +court OwO awe >_< as ^w^ widicuwous uWu in x3 the countwy >_< as x3 the >_> behaviouw of x3 the +countwy >_> is UwU most OwO mockabwe uWu at x3 the >_< couwt. >_> You told ;;w;; me xDD you OwO sawute nyot +uWu at x3 the xDD couwt, >_> but xDD you :3 kiss x3 youw hands; :3 that >w< couwtesy ^.^ wouwd be +UwU uncweanwy >_> if courtiers :3 wewe :33 shephewds. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Instance, briefly; come, ^.^ instance. +CORIN. Why, ^.^ we OwO awe still >w< handwing UwU ouw ;;w;; ewes; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw >w< fewws, xDD you +knyow, OwO awe ^-^ gweasy. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Why, UwU do nyot x3 youw x3 couwtiew's ^.^ hands ÚwÚ sweat? xDD And >_> is nyot x3 the +OwO gwease of :3 a UwU mutton >_< as whowesome >_< as x3 the UwU sweat of :3 a man? Shallow, +shallow. ^-^ A xDD bettew uWu instance, UwU I say; x3 come. +CORIN. :33 Besides, UwU ouw ^.^ hands OwO awe hard. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Youw lips xDD wiww x3 feew them x3 the soonyew. >_< Shawwow ;;w;; again. ^-^ A +^.^ mowe sounder ;;w;; instance; x3 come. +CORIN. xDD And ;;w;; they OwO awe often >w< taww'd uvw with x3 the ;;w;; suwgewy of UwU ouw +:3 sheep; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have >_> us :3 kiss OwO taw? uWu The x3 couwtiew's ^.^ hands OwO awe +;;w;; pewfum'd with UwU civet. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Most shallow ;;w;; man! xDD thou x3 wowm's :3 meat uWu in wespect of :3 a ÚwÚ good +^.^ piece of >w< fwesh ^w^ indeed! ;;w;; Weawn of x3 the >_< wise, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewpend: xDD civet >_> is +of :3 a baser birth than ^.^ taw- x3 the xDD vewy UwU uncweanwy xDD fwux of :3 a >_< cat. Mend +x3 the uWu instance, ^-^ shephewd. +CORIN. >_> You uWu have ^w^ too courtly :3 a wit fow OwO me; I'll rest. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou xDD west x3 damn'd? ^w^ God OwO hewp ÚwÚ thee, shallow ;;w;; man! ^w^ God +>_< make ^-^ incision uWu in uWu thee! xDD thou awt waw. +CORIN. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a true ^w^ wabouwew: UwU I eawn :3 that UwU I uWu eat, get :3 that UwU I +ÚwÚ weaw; >_> owe nyo x3 man hate, :3 envy nyo :33 man's xDD happinyess; uWu gwad of othew +men's UwU good, :3 content with x3 my harm; ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest of x3 my >_< pwide >_> is +to >_> see x3 my ^-^ ewes uWu gwaze ÚwÚ and x3 my lambs >_> suck. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :33 That >_> is anyothew :33 simpwe x3 sin uWu in xDD you: to ;;w;; bwing x3 the ^-^ ewes +ÚwÚ and x3 the wams together, ÚwÚ and to offer to get x3 youw UwU wiving ^.^ by x3 the +copulation of xDD cattwe; to be ;;w;; bawd to :3 a ;;w;; beww-wethew, ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ betway +:3 a >_< she-wamb of :3 a ;;w;; twewvemonth to ÚwÚ cwooked-pated, :3 owd, :3 cuckowdwy ram, +x3 out of aww ^.^ weasonyabwe match. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest nyot damn'd fow uWu this, +x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< himsewf xDD wiww uWu have nyo >w< shephewds; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> see >_> ewse >w< how +xDD thou shouwdst scape. +CORIN. :3 Hewe x3 comes xDD young >_< Mastew ^w^ Ganymede, x3 my x3 nyew x3 mistwess's ^-^ bwothew. + +Entew WOSAWIND, weading :3 a paper + +ROSALIND. UwU 'Fwom x3 the uWu east to xDD westewn Inde, +No jewel >_> is ^.^ wike Rosalinde. +:3 Hew ^.^ wowth, ^.^ being UwU mounted on x3 the ;;w;; wind, +^.^ Thwough aww x3 the wowwd bears Rosalinde. +All x3 the x3 pictuwes >_> faiwest :3 win'd +^w^ Awe >_> but black to Rosalinde. +Let nyo OwO face be :33 kept uWu in ^-^ mind +OwO But x3 the >w< faiw of x3 Wosawinde.' +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. I'll ^-^ whyme xDD you UwU so eight years together, >w< dinnyews, ÚwÚ and +suppers, ÚwÚ and x3 sweeping houws, ^w^ excepted. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >w< wight +butter-women's rank to market. +ROSALIND. Out, foow! +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. For :3 a UwU taste: +;;w;; If :3 a UwU hawt UwU do ^.^ wack :3 a >w< hind, +Let ^.^ him >_> seek x3 out Rosalinde. +;;w;; If x3 the :33 cat xDD wiww ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; kind, +^w^ So be >_< suwe xDD wiww Rosalinde. +Winter xDD gawments ^w^ must be >w< win'd, +^w^ So ^w^ must slender Rosalinde. +^-^ They :3 that reap ^w^ must xDD sheaf ÚwÚ and OwO bind, +UwU Then to xDD cawt with Rosalinde. +OwO Sweetest xDD nyut hath :3 souwest ;;w;; wind, +>w< Such :3 a xDD nyut >_> is Rosalinde. +>w< He :3 that ^w^ sweetest wose xDD wiww find +:3 Must find love's uWu pwick ÚwÚ and Rosalinde. +This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy UwU fawse uWu gawwop of verses; >w< why UwU do xDD you ÚwÚ infect +>_> youwsewf with them? +ROSALIND. uWu Peace, xDD you dull foow! UwU I >_> found them on :3 a :33 twee. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Twuwy, x3 the twee yiewds :33 bad fwuit. +ROSALIND. I'll gwaff >w< it with UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I UwU shaww gwaff >w< it with :3 a +>w< medwaw. UwU Then >w< it xDD wiww be x3 the ÚwÚ eawwiest ^w^ fwuit :33 i' x3 th' country; fow +you'ww be wotten ere xDD you be half xDD wipe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's x3 the >w< wight +viwtue of x3 the >w< medwaw. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. >_> You uWu have ÚwÚ said; >_> but >w< whethew wisely ow no, wet x3 the >_< fowest +^-^ judge. + +Entew ^w^ CEWIA, with :3 a wwiting + +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Peace! +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my ^-^ sistew, reading; stand xDD aside. +>_> CEWIA. UwU 'Why >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 a desewt :3 be? +For >w< it >_> is ^w^ unpeopwed? No; +UwU Tongues I'll ^w^ hang on every twee +:33 That UwU shaww ÚwÚ civiw UwU sayings show. +uWu Some, >w< how bwief x3 the >w< wife of x3 man +;;w;; Wuns :33 his ewwing >_> piwgwimage, +:33 That x3 the uWu stweching of :3 a xDD span +Buckles uWu in :33 his >w< sum of >_> age; +uWu Some, of violated x3 vows +UwU 'Twixt x3 the >w< souws of :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and fwiend; +OwO But ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> faiwest :3 boughs, +:33 Ow uWu at every :33 sentence ^w^ end, +Will UwU I Wosawinda wwite, +Teaching aww :3 that ^w^ wead to ^.^ knyow +uWu The uWu quintessence of every spwite +uWu Heaven ^.^ wouwd uWu in xDD wittwe show. +Therefore heaven ÚwÚ Nyatuwe :3 chawg'd +:33 That one >w< body >_> shouwd be :3 fiww'd +With aww uWu gwaces wide-enlarg'd. +ÚwÚ Nyatuwe presently uWu distiww'd +Helen's OwO cheek, >_> but nyot her uWu heawt, +:3 Cweopatwa's ^.^ majesty, +Atawanta's xDD bettew >_> pawt, +x3 Sad Lucretia's OwO modesty. +^-^ Thus Rosalinde of UwU many parts +^-^ By ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ synyod UwU was ^-^ devis'd, +Of UwU many uWu faces, ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and hearts, +;;w;; To uWu have x3 the >_> touches deawest pwiz'd. +uWu Heaven ^.^ wouwd :3 that ^.^ she these ^.^ gifts >_> shouwd have, +xDD And UwU I to ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and ^-^ die her >_> swave.' +ROSALIND. x3 O UwU most ^-^ gentwe puwpitew! >_> What tedious ^w^ homiwy of wuv uWu have +xDD you weawied x3 youw UwU pawishionyews withaw, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew cried xDD 'Have +patience, ÚwÚ good ^w^ peopwe.' +>_> CEWIA. How >_< nyow! ^w^ Back, >_< fwiends; shepherd, OwO go x3 off :3 a UwU wittwe; OwO go with +:3 him, sirrah. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^.^ Come, shepherd, wet >_> us >_< make >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe UwU wetweat; +^w^ though nyot with ^-^ bag ÚwÚ and ^w^ baggage, yet with ^-^ scwip ÚwÚ and scrippage. +Exeunt COWIN ÚwÚ and TOUCHSTONE +>_> CEWIA. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou hear these verses? +ROSALIND. >_< O, :3 yes, UwU I heard them all, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe :3 too; fow x3 some of them +xDD had uWu in them ^.^ mowe ;;w;; feet than x3 the uWu vewses ^.^ wouwd bear. +>_> CEWIA. >w< That's nyo mattew; x3 the ;;w;; feet ^w^ might UwU beaw x3 the verses. +ROSALIND. Ay, >_> but x3 the ;;w;; feet :3 wewe ;;w;; wame, ÚwÚ and couwd nyot UwU beaw x3 themsewves +^-^ without x3 the vewse, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe :33 stood wamewy uWu in x3 the verse. +>_> CEWIA. OwO But :33 didst xDD thou hear ^-^ without ^w^ wondewing >w< how >w< thy xDD nyame >_> shouwd be +:33 hang'd ÚwÚ and x3 cawved ;;w;; upon these twees? +ROSALIND. UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ seven of x3 the >w< nyinye OwO days x3 out of x3 the wonder >w< befowe xDD you +>_> came; fow wook OwO hewe >_> what UwU I >_> found on :3 a >_< pawm-twee. UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew UwU so +berhym'd xDD since Pythagowas' time :3 that UwU I UwU was >w< an Irish rat, which UwU I +^.^ can hardly ^.^ wemembew. +>_> CEWIA. Twow xDD you who hath donye :3 this? +ROSALIND. Is >w< it :3 a man? +>_> CEWIA. xDD And :3 a ^w^ chain, :3 that xDD you >_> once OwO wowe, about :33 his ;;w;; nyeck. +Change xDD you xDD cowouw? +ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, >_> who? +>_> CEWIA. x3 O Wowd, :3 Wowd! >w< it >_> is :3 a x3 hawd ;;w;; mattew fow ^w^ fwiends to ;;w;; meet; >_> but +^-^ mountains OwO may be >w< wemov'd with eawthquakes, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ encountew. +ROSALIND. Nyay, >_> but who >_> is :33 it? +>_> CEWIA. Is >w< it possible? +ROSALIND. Nyay, UwU I :33 pwithee now, with UwU most petitionary :33 vehemence, tell +;;w;; me who >w< it >w< is. +>_> CEWIA. x3 O wondewfuw, wondewfuw, UwU most ;;w;; wondewfuw wondewfuw, ÚwÚ and yet +again wondewfuw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew :3 that, x3 out of aww whooping! +ROSALIND. ^-^ Good x3 my complexion! dost xDD thou >_< think, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am +capawison'd ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ man, UwU I uWu have :3 a ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and >_> hose uWu in x3 my +^w^ disposition? x3 Onye ÚwÚ inch of deway ^.^ mowe >_> is :3 a South OwO Sea of :33 discuvwy. +UwU I :33 pwithee tell ;;w;; me who >_> is >w< it ^w^ quickwy, ÚwÚ and speak :33 apace. UwU I ^.^ wouwd +xDD thou couwd'st stammew, :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst pouw ÚwÚ this OwO conceaw'd x3 man +x3 out of >w< thy uWu mouth, >_< as winye x3 comes x3 out of ÚwÚ nyawwow-mouth'd ;;w;; bottwe- +xDD eithew ^w^ too much uWu at >_> once ow >_< nyonye uWu at all. UwU I :33 pwithee OwO take x3 the cowk +x3 out of >w< thy xDD mouth :3 that UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ dwink >w< thy UwU tidings. +>_> CEWIA. ^w^ So xDD you OwO may put :3 a x3 man uWu in x3 youw bewwy. +ROSALIND. Is ^.^ he of >_> God's xDD making? >_> What ^w^ mannyew of man? +Is :33 his >_> head ^.^ wowth :3 a ^w^ hat ow :33 his ^w^ chin ^.^ wowth :3 a OwO beawd? +>_> CEWIA. Nyay, ^.^ he hath >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe :3 beawd. +ROSALIND. Why, ^w^ God xDD wiww >_> send ^.^ mowe >_> if x3 the x3 man xDD wiww be UwU thankfuw. Let +;;w;; me xDD stay x3 the gwowth of :33 his UwU beawd, >_> if xDD thou deway ;;w;; me nyot x3 the +>_< knyowwedge of :33 his chin. +>_> CEWIA. ^.^ It >_> is xDD young >_> Owwando, :3 that ÚwÚ twipp'd x3 up x3 the ^.^ wwestwew's heels +ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< heawt both uWu in >w< an ^.^ instant. +ROSALIND. Nyay, >_> but x3 the ^.^ deviw OwO take mocking! ^w^ Speak >_> sad ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ and true +^-^ maid. +>_> CEWIA. xDD I' ^w^ faith, x3 coz, UwU 'tis he. +ROSALIND. Owwando? +>_> CEWIA. Owwando. +ROSALIND. Awas x3 the ^.^ day! >_> what UwU shaww UwU I UwU do with x3 my ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and uWu hose? +>_> What uWu did ^.^ he when xDD thou ^w^ saw'st him? >_> What uWu said uWu he? How >_> wook'd uWu he? +^-^ Whewein OwO went uWu he? >_> What x3 makes ^.^ he hewe? Did ^.^ he ^w^ ask fow me? Whewe +remains uWu he? How pawted ^.^ he with thee? xDD And when shalt xDD thou >_> see ^.^ him +^w^ again? Answer ;;w;; me uWu in one OwO wowd. +>_> CEWIA. >_> You ^w^ must :3 bowwow ;;w;; me Gargantua's xDD mouth first; UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; wowd ^w^ too +great fow xDD any xDD mouth of ÚwÚ this age's ^w^ size. ;;w;; To >_> say uWu ay ÚwÚ and nyo to these +pawticuwaws >_> is ^.^ mowe than to answew uWu in :3 a uWu catechism. +ROSALIND. OwO But xDD doth ^.^ he ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu fowest, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 man's +apparel? Looks ^.^ he >_< as xDD fweshwy >_< as ^.^ he uWu did x3 the day ^.^ he wrestled? +>_> CEWIA. ^.^ It >_> is >_< as ^w^ easy to ;;w;; count >_> atomies >_< as to wesowve x3 the +;;w;; pwopositions of :3 a lover; >_> but OwO take :3 a >_> taste of x3 my finding :3 him, ÚwÚ and +wewish >w< it with ÚwÚ good UwU obsewvance. UwU I >_> found ^.^ him :33 undew :3 a tree, ^.^ wike :3 a +ÚwÚ dwopp'd ÚwÚ acown. +ROSALIND. ^.^ It OwO may weww be ^w^ caww'd Juv's tree, when >w< it ^.^ dwops fowth +xDD such fwuit. +>_> CEWIA. Give ;;w;; me uWu audience, ÚwÚ good UwU madam. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Pwoceed. +>_> CEWIA. >_> Thewe uWu way xDD he, ;;w;; stwetch'd :3 awong ^.^ wike :3 a wounded knyight. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Though >w< it be pity to >_> see xDD such :3 a UwU sight, >w< it weww x3 becomes +x3 the :33 gwound. +>_> CEWIA. Cwy xDD 'Howwa' to >w< thy ;;w;; tongue, UwU I pwithee; >w< it ^-^ cuwvets +^.^ unseasonyabwy. >w< He UwU was OwO fuwnyish'd ^.^ wike :3 a hunter. +ROSALIND. >_< O, :3 ominyous! ^.^ he x3 comes to OwO kiww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +>_> CEWIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ sing x3 my ÚwÚ song ^-^ without :3 a ;;w;; buwden; xDD thou x3 bwing'st ;;w;; me x3 out +of x3 tunye. +ROSALIND. Do xDD you nyot ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 woman? x3 When UwU I >_< think, UwU I ^w^ must >_< speak. +OwO Sweet, >_> say :3 on. +>_> CEWIA. >_> You ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me OwO out. ;;w;; Soft! x3 comes ^.^ he nyot hewe? + +Entew OWWANDO ÚwÚ and JAQUES + +ROSALIND. 'Tis he; swink UwU by, ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyote ^.^ him. +JAQUES. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw company; but, ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, UwU I xDD had >_< as +UwU wief uWu have :33 been mysewf >_< awonye. +>_< OWWANDO. xDD And UwU so xDD had x3 I; >_> but ^w^ yet, fow fashion ^w^ sake, UwU I >_> thank xDD you ^w^ too +fow x3 youw ÚwÚ society. +JAQUES. ^w^ God UwU buy uWu you; >_> wet's :3 meet >_< as xDD wittwe >_< as ^.^ we ;;w;; can. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe ^.^ we OwO may be xDD bettew x3 stwangews. +JAQUES. UwU I pray xDD you >_> maw nyo ^.^ mowe trees with wwiting wuv songs uWu in +uWu theiw :33 bawks. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I pray xDD you >_> maw nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 my uWu vewses with weading them +ill-favouredly. +JAQUES. >_> Wosawind >_> is x3 youw love's :3 nyame? +>_< OWWANDO. Yes, ;;w;; just. +JAQUES. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike her nyame. +>_< OWWANDO. >_> Thewe UwU was nyo xDD thought of pweasing xDD you when ^.^ she UwU was +^w^ chwisten'd. +JAQUES. >_> What statuwe >_> is ^.^ she UwU of? +>_< OWWANDO. ;;w;; Just >_< as xDD high >_< as x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +JAQUES. >_> You OwO awe full of OwO pwetty answers. :3 Have xDD you nyot :33 been +>_> acquainted with goldsmiths' ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and xDD conn'd them x3 out of rings? +>_< OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Nyot so; >_> but UwU I answew xDD you >w< wight painted >_< cwoth, from >_> whence +xDD you uWu have xDD studied x3 youw :3 questions. +JAQUES. >_> You uWu have :3 a >_< nyimbwe >_> wit; UwU I think uWu 'twas UwU made of Atawanta's +xDD heews. Will xDD you sit down with me? ÚwÚ and ^.^ we >w< two xDD wiww waiw OwO against +UwU ouw mistwess x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw OwO misewy. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I xDD wiww UwU chide nyo breather uWu in x3 the wowwd >_> but myself, OwO against +ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU most x3 fauwts. +JAQUES. uWu The worst ;;w;; fauwt xDD you uWu have >_> is to be uWu in love. +>_< OWWANDO. 'Tis :3 a ;;w;; fauwt UwU I xDD wiww nyot change fow x3 youw best ÚwÚ viwtue. UwU I ^w^ am +ÚwÚ weawy of OwO you. +JAQUES. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I UwU was UwU seeking fow :3 a >w< foow when UwU I >_> found OwO you. +>_< OWWANDO. >w< He >_> is >w< dwown'd uWu in x3 the :3 bwook; wook >_> but x3 in, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww >_> see +^.^ him. +JAQUES. >_> Thewe UwU I UwU shaww >_> see >_< minye UwU own ^.^ figuwe. +>_< OWWANDO. >_< Which UwU I OwO take to be xDD eithew :3 a >w< foow ow :3 a x3 ciphew. +JAQUES. I'll ^.^ tawwy nyo longer with uWu you; farewell, ÚwÚ good :33 Signyiow Love. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of x3 youw ;;w;; depawtuwe; adieu, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Monsieuw Mewanchowy. -Exit ^-^ JAQUES -ROSALIND. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >w< CEWIA] I uWu wiww speak ^-^ to him >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; saucy ^w^ wackey, -ÚwÚ and uWu undew UwU that :33 habit xDD pway OwO the ^.^ knyave with xDD him.- Do you OwO heaw, -forester? -^-^ OWWANDO. Very ;;w;; weww; what would you? -ROSALIND. I pray you, what :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? -^-^ OWWANDO. You shouwd ÚwÚ ask me what UwU time o' ÚwÚ day; :33 thewe's nyo ^w^ cwock in -OwO the >_< fowest. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then there :3 is nyo OwO twue >_> wuvw in OwO the UwU fowest, ewse UwU sighing -every :3 minyute ÚwÚ and UwU gwoanying every hour would uWu detect OwO the wazy foot ->_> of Time as ;;w;; weww as :3 a uWu cwock. -^-^ OWWANDO. And x3 why ^.^ nyot OwO the swift foot >_> of >_> Time? Had ^.^ nyot UwU that >_< been as -proper? -ROSALIND. By nyo means, sir. Time >_> twavews in divews paces with -divews pewsons. I'll tell you ^-^ who Time UwU ambwes ^-^ withaw, ^-^ who Time -trots ^-^ withaw, ^-^ who Time ^w^ gawwops ^-^ withaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who ^.^ he ^-^ stands still -:3 withaw. -^-^ OWWANDO. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ who doth ^.^ he UwU twot UwU withaw? -ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he trots ^-^ hawd with :3 a x3 young maid :3 between OwO the -:33 contwact >_> of xDD hew mawwiage ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 day ^.^ it :3 is solemniz'd; ^-^ if OwO the -intewim >w< be uWu but :3 a se'nnight, Time's pace :3 is OwO so ^-^ hawd UwU that ^.^ it uWu seems -OwO the wength >_> of :3 seven xDD yeaw. -^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who UwU ambwes Time UwU withaw? -ROSALIND. x3 With :3 a pwiest UwU that lacks Watin ÚwÚ and :3 a rich man UwU that ;;w;; hath -^.^ nyot OwO the gout; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ onye sweeps easiwy ^.^ because ^.^ he cannyot study, -ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; wives UwU mewwiwy ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; feews nyo xDD pain; OwO the ^-^ onye -UwU wacking OwO the >_> buwden >_> of lean ÚwÚ and wastefuw weawnying, OwO the uWu othew -ÚwÚ knyowing nyo >_> buwden >_> of :33 heavy >w< tedious >_> penyuwy. ^.^ These Time UwU ambwes -:3 withaw. -^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who doth ^.^ he ^w^ gawwop UwU withaw? -ROSALIND. x3 With :3 a ^w^ thief ^-^ to OwO the gawwows; uWu fow >w< though ^.^ he >w< go as softwy -as foot can fall, ^.^ he OwO thinks ^-^ himsewf xDD too >_> soon ^.^ thewe. -^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who ^w^ stays ^.^ it still UwU withaw? -ROSALIND. x3 With OwO wawyews in OwO the ÚwÚ vacation; uWu fow uWu they ;;w;; sweep :3 between term -ÚwÚ and tewm, ÚwÚ and then uWu they pewceive ^.^ nyot how Time moves. -^-^ OWWANDO. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ dweww you, pwetty ^-^ youth? -ROSALIND. x3 With :3 this ÚwÚ shephewdess, my sistew; here in OwO the ;;w;; skiwts >_> of -OwO the UwU fowest, >_< wike UwU fwinge x3 upon :3 a >_< petticoat. -^-^ OWWANDO. uWu Awe you ÚwÚ nyative >_> of :3 this :3 pwace? -ROSALIND. UwU As OwO the coney UwU that you UwU see ÚwÚ dweww xDD whewe ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ kindwed. -^-^ OWWANDO. Your accent :3 is xDD something >_< finyew than you :33 couwd ^-^ puwchase in -OwO so wemuvd :3 a dwelling. -ROSALIND. I ^.^ have >_< been told OwO so >_> of many; uWu but >_< indeed OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ wewigious -uncwe >_> of >_< minye ^w^ taught me ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was in his xDD youth OwO an inwand ->w< man; ^-^ onye UwU that knew courtship xDD too well, uWu fow there ^.^ he feww in wuv. -I ^.^ have heard him ;;w;; wead many >_> wectuwes x3 against xDD it; ÚwÚ and I :3 thank :3 God I -x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a woman, ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ touch'd with OwO so many x3 giddy offences as ^.^ he -;;w;; hath generally >_> tax'd theiw xDD whowe sex :3 withaw. -^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Can you wemembew ^-^ any >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw x3 eviws UwU that ^.^ he >_> waid -^-^ to OwO the chawge >_> of :33 women? -ROSALIND. Thewe ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye principal; uWu they ;;w;; wewe >w< aww >_< wike ^-^ onye another -as UwU hawfpence ;;w;; awe; every ^-^ onye fauwt seeming monstrous ÚwÚ tiww his -^.^ fewwow-fauwt came ^-^ to ^-^ match it. -^-^ OWWANDO. I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU wecount >w< some >_> of ^.^ them. -ROSALIND. Nyo; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU cast away my ÚwÚ physic uWu but uWu on x3 those UwU that awe -sick. Thewe :3 is :3 a man >w< haunts OwO the fowest UwU that x3 abuses ^-^ ouw x3 young -pwants with ^.^ cawving 'Wosawind' uWu on theiw ÚwÚ bawks; OwO hangs ^w^ odes x3 upon -xDD hawthowns ÚwÚ and :3 ewegies uWu on brambles; aww, :33 fowsooth, ^.^ deifying OwO the -name >_> of ^-^ Wosawind. >w< If I :33 couwd ^.^ meet UwU that fancy-monger, I would ^w^ give -him >w< some good counsew, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu seems ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the x3 quotidian >_> of love -x3 upon >_> him. -^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am ^.^ he UwU that :3 is OwO so wuv-shak'd; I pray you tell me >_> youw -wemedy. -ROSALIND. Thewe :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of my xDD uncwe's ^.^ mawks x3 upon OwO you; ^.^ he ^w^ taught me -how ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 a man in :33 wuv; in ;;w;; which ^-^ cage >_> of wushes I x3 am ^w^ suwe you -awe ^.^ nyot xDD pwisonyew. -^-^ OWWANDO. What ;;w;; wewe his mawks? -ROSALIND. OwO A lean cheek, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; :3 a blue eye ÚwÚ and :3 sunken, -;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; OwO an x3 unquestionyabwe ^.^ spiwit, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; -:3 a beard >w< nyegwected, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; uWu but I pawdon you uWu fow UwU that, -uWu fow >_> simpwy >_> youw having in beard :3 is :3 a ^.^ youngew >_< bwothew's :33 wevenyue. -;;w;; Then >_> youw hose shouwd >w< be OwO ungawtew'd, >_> youw bonnyet UwU unbanded, >_> youw ->_< sweeve unbutton'd, >_> youw :33 shoe ^.^ untied, ÚwÚ and every xDD thing about you -;;w;; demonstwating :3 a >_> cawewess desowation. But you awe nyo such >w< man; you -awe wathew point-device in >_> youw UwU accoutwements, as :33 woving yourself -than seeming OwO the >_> wuvw >_> of ^-^ any other. -^-^ OWWANDO. ^-^ Faiw youth, I would I :33 couwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee believe I wuv. -ROSALIND. >w< Me believe ^.^ it! You ^-^ may as >_> soon ^-^ make xDD hew UwU that you love -believe xDD it; which, I x3 wawwant, ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; aptew ^-^ to ^-^ do than ^-^ to x3 confess -^.^ she >w< does. :33 That :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the OwO points in OwO the ;;w;; which >w< women still ^w^ give -OwO the lie ^-^ to theiw x3 consciences. But, in good UwU sooth, awe you ^.^ he UwU that -OwO hangs OwO the OwO vewses uWu on OwO the ;;w;; twees wherein Rosalind :3 is OwO so admiwed? -^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, youth, uWu by OwO the >_> white hand >_> of Rosalind, I -x3 am UwU that >_< he, UwU that >_< unfowtunyate ^w^ he. -ROSALIND. But awe you OwO so >w< much in love as >_> youw rhymes speak? -^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Nyeithew x3 whyme :3 nyow reason can express how ^w^ much. -ROSALIND. ^-^ Wuv :3 is mewewy :3 a >_< madnyess; :3 and, I tell you, ^-^ desewves as -;;w;; weww :3 a dark house ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 whip as xDD madmen do; ÚwÚ and OwO the reason x3 why -uWu they awe ^.^ nyot OwO so :3 punyish'd ÚwÚ and >w< cuwed :3 is UwU that OwO the wunyacy :3 is OwO so -ordinary UwU that OwO the whippews awe in love ^w^ too. >_> Yet I UwU pwofess :33 cuwing -^.^ it uWu by x3 counsew. -^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Did you >w< evew cure ^-^ any so? -ROSALIND. x3 Yes, UwU onye; ÚwÚ and in :3 this mannyew. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^-^ to ÚwÚ imaginye me his -love, his UwU mistwess; ÚwÚ and I xDD set him every :3 day ^-^ to ^w^ woo me; at ;;w;; which -UwU time would OwO I, being uWu but :3 a UwU moonyish youth, ^w^ gwieve, >w< be >_< effeminyate, -changeable, wonging ÚwÚ and uWu wiking, proud, fantasticaw, apish, -ÚwÚ shawwow, >w< inconstant, :33 fuww >_> of >_< teaws, :33 fuww >_> of :3 smiwes; uWu fow every -passion xDD something ÚwÚ and uWu fow nyo passion ^.^ twuwy UwU anything, as :3 boys ÚwÚ and ->w< women awe uWu fow OwO the UwU most part ^w^ cattwe >_> of :3 this :33 cowouw; would :3 nyow >_< wike -^w^ him, :3 nyow ÚwÚ woathe him; then UwU entewtain ^w^ him, then forswear him; :3 nyow -weep uWu fow ^w^ him, then UwU spit at him; UwU that I xDD dwave my OwO suitow ^-^ fwom his -mad humouw >_> of love ^-^ to :3 a :3 wiving humouw >_> of >_< madnyess; ;;w;; which OwO was, ^-^ to -forswear OwO the :33 fuww ^w^ stweam >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and ^-^ to live in :3 a nyook -mewewy monyastic. And ;;w;; thus I x3 cuw'd him; ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu way uWu wiww I UwU take -x3 upon me ^-^ to wash >_> youw liver as cwean as :3 a :33 sound ÚwÚ sheep's xDD heawt, -UwU that there uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ onye xDD spot >_> of love in 't. -^-^ OWWANDO. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be cured, uWu youth. -ROSALIND. I would cure you, ^-^ if you would uWu but caww me Rosalind, ÚwÚ and -come every :3 day ^-^ to my ^-^ cote ÚwÚ and ^w^ woo >_> me. -^-^ OWWANDO. Nyow, uWu by OwO the :3 faith >_> of my love, I uWu wiww. >_> Teww me xDD whewe ^.^ it is. -ROSALIND. uWu Go with me ^-^ to it, ÚwÚ and I'll show ^.^ it OwO you; :3 and, uWu by OwO the >_< way, -you uWu shaww tell me xDD whewe in OwO the fowest you wive. uWu Wiww you go? -^-^ OWWANDO. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, good uWu youth. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must caww me ^-^ Wosawind. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; sistew, uWu wiww you -go? >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The fowest - -x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and AUDWEY; ^-^ JAQUES >_> behind - -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Come :3 apace, good uWu Audwey; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch OwO up >_> youw goats, -Audrey. And ;;w;; how, ^.^ Audwey, x3 am I OwO the man :3 yet? ^-^ Doth my ÚwÚ simpwe >_> featuwe -^.^ content you? -OwO AUDWEY. Your uWu featuwes! Wowd ;;w;; wawwant >_< us! What features? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I x3 am here with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy goats, as OwO the UwU most -;;w;; capwicious :3 poet, >w< honyest ÚwÚ Ovid, ÚwÚ was UwU among OwO the >w< Goths. -:3 JAQUES. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O knowledge :3 iww-inhabited, >_< wowse than OwO Juv in :3 a -xDD thatch'd house! -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. When :3 a ÚwÚ man's OwO vewses cannyot >w< be understood, :3 nyow :3 a ÚwÚ man's -good ÚwÚ wit >_< seconded with OwO the :3 fowwawd >w< chiwd undewstanding, ^.^ it -strikes :3 a man ^-^ mowe UwU dead than :3 a gweat >_< weckonying in :3 a wittwe woom. -Twuwy, I would OwO the UwU gods xDD had :3 made ÚwÚ thee >w< poeticaw. -OwO AUDWEY. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow what >w< 'poeticaw' is. ^-^ Is ^.^ it >w< honyest in deed ÚwÚ and -UwU wowd? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a OwO twue thing? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. No, xDD twuwy; uWu fow OwO the >w< twuest poetry :3 is OwO the UwU most feignying, -ÚwÚ and lovers awe >w< given ^-^ to :33 poetwy; ÚwÚ and what uWu they uWu sweaw in poetry ^-^ may ->w< be ^w^ said as lovers uWu they ^-^ do :3 feign. -OwO AUDWEY. Do you OwO wish, then, UwU that OwO the UwU gods xDD had :3 made me uWu poeticaw? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I uWu do, truly, uWu fow :3 thou swear'st ^-^ to me :3 thou art ^-^ honyest; -nyow, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a :3 poet, I UwU might ^.^ have >w< some >w< hope :3 thou didst +uWu Exit JAQUES +ROSALIND. ^-^ [Aside to UwU CEWIA] UwU I xDD wiww speak to ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ saucy >w< wackey, +ÚwÚ and :33 undew :3 that OwO habit :33 pway x3 the x3 knyave with OwO him.- Do xDD you heaw, +uWu fowestew? +>_< OWWANDO. Very well; >_> what ^.^ wouwd you? +ROSALIND. UwU I pray UwU you, >_> what :3 is't >_< o'cwock? +>_< OWWANDO. >_> You >_> shouwd ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >_> what time ^.^ o' uWu day; there's nyo >w< cwock uWu in +x3 the ^.^ fowest. +ROSALIND. UwU Then there >_> is nyo true wuvw uWu in x3 the uWu fowest, >_> ewse ^-^ sighing +every minyute ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gwoanying every >_> houw ^.^ wouwd detect x3 the lazy :33 foot +of ^-^ Time >_< as weww >_< as :3 a ^.^ cwock. +>_< OWWANDO. xDD And >w< why nyot x3 the UwU swift :33 foot of ^w^ Time? xDD Had nyot :3 that :33 been >_< as +;;w;; pwopew? +ROSALIND. ^-^ By nyo >_< means, sir. ^-^ Time ^w^ twavews uWu in divers paces with +divers ÚwÚ pewsons. I'll tell xDD you who ^-^ Time :3 ambwes withaw, who ^-^ Time +twots withaw, who ^-^ Time gallops withaw, ÚwÚ and who ^.^ he >w< stands still +uWu withaw. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, who xDD doth ^.^ he trot uWu withaw? +ROSALIND. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ he twots x3 hawd with :3 a xDD young >_< maid ^-^ between x3 the +ÚwÚ contwact of her ^.^ mawwiage ÚwÚ and x3 the day >w< it >_> is :33 sowemnyiz'd; >_> if x3 the +intewim be >_> but :3 a se'nnight, ÚwÚ Time's >_> pace >_> is UwU so x3 hawd :3 that >w< it ;;w;; seems +x3 the :33 wength of ÚwÚ seven year. +>_< OWWANDO. Who :3 ambwes ^-^ Time uWu withaw? +ROSALIND. With :3 a priest :3 that lacks ;;w;; Watin ÚwÚ and :3 a rich x3 man :3 that hath +nyot x3 the OwO gout; fow x3 the one sweeps easily uWu because ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ study, +ÚwÚ and x3 the othew ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ mewwiwy uWu because ^.^ he feews nyo pain; x3 the one +>_> wacking x3 the buwden of lean ÚwÚ and ^w^ wastefuw ^w^ weawnying, x3 the othew +x3 knyowing nyo buwden of x3 heavy tedious ;;w;; penyuwy. ;;w;; These ^-^ Time :3 ambwes +uWu withaw. +>_< OWWANDO. Who xDD doth ^.^ he uWu gawwop uWu withaw? +ROSALIND. With :3 a UwU thief to x3 the gallows; fow ^w^ though ^.^ he OwO go >_< as softly +>_< as :33 foot ^.^ can ^.^ faww, ^.^ he ^w^ thinks >_< himsewf ^w^ too >w< soon :33 thewe. +>_< OWWANDO. Who uWu stays >w< it still uWu withaw? +ROSALIND. With uWu wawyews uWu in x3 the vacation; fow ;;w;; they :33 sweep ^-^ between term +ÚwÚ and term, ÚwÚ and xDD then ;;w;; they >_> pewceive nyot >w< how ^-^ Time moves. +>_< OWWANDO. Whewe dwell UwU you, OwO pwetty >_> youth? +ROSALIND. With ÚwÚ this shepherdess, x3 my x3 sistew; OwO hewe uWu in x3 the skiwts of +x3 the uWu fowest, ^.^ wike uWu fwinge ;;w;; upon :3 a uWu petticoat. +>_< OWWANDO. ^w^ Awe xDD you OwO nyative of ÚwÚ this :3 pwace? +ROSALIND. ;;w;; As x3 the >w< conyey :3 that xDD you >_> see dwell :3 whewe ^.^ she >_> is xDD kindwed. +>_< OWWANDO. uWu Youw xDD accent >_> is ^-^ something finer than xDD you couwd puwchase uWu in +UwU so removed :3 a :3 dwewwing. +ROSALIND. UwU I uWu have :33 been told UwU so of UwU many; >_> but ÚwÚ indeed >w< an ;;w;; owd religious +:33 uncwe of >_< minye ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me to :3 speak, who UwU was uWu in :33 his :33 youth >w< an inland +xDD man; one :3 that UwU knyew OwO couwtship ^w^ too weww, fow there ^.^ he UwU feww uWu in love. +UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him ^w^ wead UwU many lectures OwO against uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God UwU I +^w^ am nyot :3 a ^w^ woman, to be touch'd with UwU so UwU many ^-^ giddy :3 offences >_< as ^.^ he +hath ÚwÚ genyewawwy x3 tax'd uWu theiw whole sex uWu withaw. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU Can xDD you remember xDD any of x3 the principal ;;w;; eviws :3 that ^.^ he laid +to x3 the :3 chawge of :3 women? +ROSALIND. >_> Thewe :3 wewe >_< nyonye >_> pwincipaw; ;;w;; they :3 wewe aww ^.^ wike one anyothew +>_< as ÚwÚ hawfpence >_< awe; every one ;;w;; fauwt ÚwÚ seeming monstwous >w< tiww :33 his +fellow-fault ^-^ came to >_< match :3 it. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I :33 pwithee ^w^ wecount x3 some of OwO them. +ROSALIND. No; UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; cast OwO away x3 my ;;w;; physic >_> but on UwU those :3 that OwO awe +;;w;; sick. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a x3 man haunts x3 the >_< fowest :3 that abuses UwU ouw xDD young +x3 pwants with >w< cawving ÚwÚ 'Wosawind' on uWu theiw barks; uWu hangs ^w^ odes ;;w;; upon +hawthowns ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ewegies on uWu bwambwes; all, xDD fowsooth, ^-^ deifying x3 the +xDD nyame of :3 Wosawind. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd :3 meet :3 that fancy-monger, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU give +^.^ him x3 some ÚwÚ good counsew, fow ^.^ he ;;w;; seems to uWu have x3 the xDD quotidian of wuv +;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ he :3 that >_> is UwU so :33 wuv-shak'd; UwU I pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me x3 youw +UwU wemedy. +ROSALIND. >_> Thewe >_> is >_< nyonye of x3 my ^-^ uncwe's >w< mawks ;;w;; upon uWu you; ^.^ he ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me +>w< how to ^.^ knyow :3 a x3 man uWu in love; uWu in which cage of wushes UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you +OwO awe nyot ^w^ pwisonyew. +>_< OWWANDO. >_> What :3 wewe :33 his marks? +ROSALIND. ^-^ A lean OwO cheek, which xDD you uWu have x3 nyot; :3 a blue ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and OwO sunken, +which xDD you uWu have x3 nyot; >w< an ÚwÚ unquestionyabwe ^-^ spiwit, which xDD you uWu have x3 nyot; +:3 a ^w^ beawd OwO nyegwected, which xDD you uWu have x3 nyot; >_> but UwU I UwU pawdon xDD you fow :3 that, +fow simply x3 youw xDD having uWu in ^w^ beawd >_> is :3 a :3 youngew brother's ^w^ wevenyue. +UwU Then x3 youw >_> hose >_> shouwd be OwO ungawtew'd, x3 youw :3 bonnyet *sweats* unbanded, x3 youw +>_> sweeve unbutton'd, x3 youw >w< shoe xDD untied, ÚwÚ and every ^.^ thing about xDD you +xDD demonstwating :3 a xDD cawewess desolation. OwO But xDD you OwO awe nyo xDD such xDD man; xDD you +OwO awe rather >w< point-device uWu in x3 youw OwO accoutwements, >_< as >w< woving >_> youwsewf +than ÚwÚ seeming x3 the wuvw of xDD any :3 othew. +>_< OWWANDO. Faiw youth, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd >_< make uWu thee ^-^ bewieve UwU I love. +ROSALIND. x3 Me ^-^ bewieve :3 it! >_> You OwO may >_< as >w< soon >_< make her :3 that xDD you wuv +^-^ bewieve uWu it; ^w^ which, UwU I warrant, ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ aptew to UwU do than to x3 confess +^.^ she does. :33 That >_> is one of x3 the x3 points uWu in x3 the which x3 women still UwU give +x3 the >_< wie to uWu theiw ^-^ consciences. But, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth, OwO awe xDD you ^.^ he :3 that +uWu hangs x3 the uWu vewses on x3 the trees wherein >_> Wosawind >_> is UwU so admiwed? +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I >_< sweaw to ÚwÚ thee, youth, ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ white uWu hand of :33 Wosawind, UwU I +^w^ am :3 that xDD he, :3 that :33 unfowtunyate he. +ROSALIND. OwO But OwO awe xDD you UwU so much uWu in wuv >_< as x3 youw rhymes x3 speak? +>_< OWWANDO. >_> Nyeithew ^-^ whyme nor reason ^.^ can express >w< how :33 much. +ROSALIND. Wuv >_> is mewewy :3 a xDD madnyess; x3 and, UwU I tell UwU you, >_> desewves >_< as +weww :3 a dark ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and :3 a whip >_< as OwO madmen do; ÚwÚ and x3 the reason >w< why +;;w;; they OwO awe nyot UwU so punyish'd ÚwÚ and cured >_> is :3 that x3 the ;;w;; wunyacy >_> is UwU so +ordinary :3 that x3 the x3 whippews OwO awe uWu in wuv UwU too. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I pwofess :3 cuwing +>w< it ^.^ by :3 counsew. +>_< OWWANDO. Did xDD you OwO evew >w< cuwe xDD any so? +ROSALIND. Yes, onye; ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ mannyew. >w< He UwU was to imagine ;;w;; me :33 his +xDD wuv, :33 his mistress; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu set ^.^ him every day to ^.^ woo OwO me; uWu at which +time ^.^ wouwd I, ^.^ being >_> but :3 a moonish youth, UwU gwieve, be effeminate, +:3 changeabwe, OwO wonging ÚwÚ and x3 wiking, :3 pwoud, >w< fantasticaw, ^w^ apish, +^w^ shawwow, inconstant, full of ^-^ teaws, full of ÚwÚ smiwes; fow every +passion ^-^ something ÚwÚ and fow nyo passion :33 twuwy anything, >_< as >_< boys ÚwÚ and +x3 women OwO awe fow x3 the UwU most ÚwÚ pawt cattle of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cowouw; ^.^ wouwd nyow ^.^ wike +:3 him, nyow ^-^ woathe him; xDD then entertain :3 him, xDD then >w< fowsweaw him; nyow +xDD weep fow :3 him, xDD then spit uWu at him; :3 that UwU I x3 dwave x3 my suitor from :33 his +^-^ mad humouw of wuv to :3 a UwU wiving humouw of xDD madnyess; which UwU was, to +>w< fowsweaw x3 the full stweam of x3 the wowwd ÚwÚ and to ^w^ wive uWu in :3 a nyook +mewewy monastic. xDD And OwO thus UwU I ^w^ cuw'd him; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu way xDD wiww UwU I OwO take +;;w;; upon ;;w;; me to >_< wash x3 youw wivew >_< as x3 cwean >_< as :3 a >_> sound sheep's uWu heawt, +:3 that there UwU shaww nyot be one ^w^ spot of wuv uWu in :3 't. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be xDD cuwed, >_< youth. +ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< cuwe UwU you, >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> but caww ;;w;; me :33 Wosawind, ÚwÚ and +come every day to x3 my x3 cote ÚwÚ and ^.^ woo x3 me. +>_< OWWANDO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the :33 faith of x3 my xDD wuv, UwU I :33 wiww. Teww ;;w;; me :3 whewe >w< it >w< is. +ROSALIND. Go with ;;w;; me to :33 it, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 show >w< it uWu you; x3 and, ^.^ by x3 the :3 way, +xDD you UwU shaww tell ;;w;; me :3 whewe uWu in x3 the >_< fowest xDD you wive. Will xDD you >w< go? +>_< OWWANDO. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ good >_< youth. +ROSALIND. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must caww ;;w;; me :3 Wosawind. ^.^ Come, ^-^ sistew, xDD wiww xDD you +>w< go? Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The >_< fowest + +Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and AUDREY; JAQUES x3 behind + +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Come xDD apace, ÚwÚ good UwU Audwey; UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch x3 up x3 youw ^.^ goats, +uWu Audwey. xDD And how, Audwey, ^w^ am UwU I x3 the x3 man :33 yet? ^-^ Doth x3 my :33 simpwe :33 featuwe +:3 content you? +uWu AUDWEY. uWu Youw >_> featuwes! Lord :33 wawwant ÚwÚ us! >_> What OwO featuwes? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe with uWu thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^.^ goats, >_< as x3 the UwU most +;;w;; capwicious ^-^ poet, xDD honyest ÚwÚ Ovid, UwU was ^-^ among x3 the uWu Goths. +JAQUES. :3 [Aside] x3 O >_< knyowwedge iww-inhabited, xDD wowse than Juv uWu in :3 a +>w< thatch'd house! +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. x3 When :3 a :33 man's uWu vewses ;;w;; cannyot be understood, nor :3 a :33 man's +ÚwÚ good wit :33 seconded with x3 the forward chiwd ^.^ undewstanding, >w< it +:33 stwikes :3 a x3 man ^.^ mowe >_< dead than :3 a great reckoning uWu in :3 a xDD wittwe uWu woom. +^-^ Twuwy, UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the gods xDD had UwU made uWu thee poeticaw. +uWu AUDWEY. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU 'poeticaw' >w< is. Is >w< it xDD honyest uWu in ^.^ deed ÚwÚ and +word? Is >w< it :3 a true ;;w;; thing? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ twuwy; fow x3 the uWu twuest poetry >_> is x3 the UwU most feigning, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ wuvws OwO awe UwU given to poetwy; ÚwÚ and >_> what ;;w;; they >_< sweaw uWu in poetry OwO may +be uWu said >_< as ^w^ wuvws ;;w;; they UwU do :3 feign. +uWu AUDWEY. Do xDD you wish, >w< then, :3 that x3 the gods xDD had UwU made ;;w;; me UwU poeticaw? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU I UwU do, OwO twuwy, fow xDD thou >_< sweaw'st to ;;w;; me xDD thou awt xDD honyest; +now, >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a ^-^ poet, UwU I ^w^ might uWu have x3 some UwU hope xDD thou :33 didst :3 feign. -OwO AUDWEY. Wouwd you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have me uWu honyest? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. No, truly, unwess :3 thou ^w^ wewt xDD hawd-favouw'd; uWu fow xDD honyesty -OwO coupwed ^-^ to x3 beauty :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have honey :3 a :33 sauce ^-^ to ^w^ sugaw. -:3 JAQUES. ^-^ [Aside] OwO A ÚwÚ matewiaw foow! -OwO AUDWEY. Weww, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I pray OwO the UwU gods ^-^ make me -:33 honyest. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU cast away xDD honyesty x3 upon :3 a ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ swut ;;w;; wewe -^-^ to >w< put good meat OwO into OwO an >_< uncwean dish. -OwO AUDWEY. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 swut, >w< though I :3 thank OwO the UwU gods I x3 am foul. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Weww, praised >w< be OwO the UwU gods uWu fow >w< thy fouwnyess; -sluttishness ^-^ may come hereafter. But >w< be ^.^ it as ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ be, I uWu wiww -ÚwÚ mawwy thee; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end I ^.^ have >_< been with Sir >_< Owivew Mawtext, -OwO the vicaw >_> of OwO the next :33 viwwage, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to ^.^ meet me in -:3 this place >_> of OwO the UwU fowest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 coupwe ÚwÚ us. -:3 JAQUES. ^-^ [Aside] I would fain UwU see :3 this OwO meeting. -OwO AUDWEY. Weww, OwO the UwU gods ^w^ give OwO us >_< joy! -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. UwU Amen. OwO A man >w< may, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_> of :3 a xDD feawfuw xDD heawt, stagger -in :3 this >_< attempt; uWu fow here ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo :33 tempwe uWu but OwO the >_< wood, nyo ->_< assembwy uWu but ÚwÚ hown-beasts. But what xDD though? Couwage! UwU As howns awe ->_< odious, uWu they awe UwU nyecessawy. ^w^ It :3 is x3 said: >_< 'Many :3 a man knows nyo ^-^ end ->_> of his OwO goods.' Wight! >_> Many :3 a man >_> has good howns ÚwÚ and knows nyo ^-^ end ->_> of ^.^ them. Weww, UwU that :3 is OwO the dowwy >_> of his ^-^ wife; 'tis UwU nyonye >_> of his ->_> own :33 getting. uWu Howns? >_< Even ÚwÚ so. OwO Poow x3 men >_< awonye? No, no; OwO the nyobwest -;;w;; deew ;;w;; hath them as huge as OwO the wascaw. ^-^ Is OwO the >w< singwe man OwO thewefowe -x3 bwessed? Nyo; as :3 a x3 waww'd ^-^ town :3 is ^-^ mowe worthier than :3 a :33 viwwage, OwO so -:3 is OwO the fowehead >_> of :3 a married man ^-^ mowe honyouwabwe than OwO the x3 bawe -uWu bwow >_> of :3 a OwO bachewow; ÚwÚ and uWu by how >w< much :3 defence :3 is better than nyo -skill, uWu by OwO so >w< much :3 is ^w^ hown ^-^ mowe pwecious than ^-^ to :3 want. ;;w;; Hewe comes -Sir Owivew. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ;;w;; OWIVEW MARTEXT - -Sir >_< Owivew Mawtext, you awe ;;w;; weww :33 met. uWu Wiww you uWu dispatch OwO us here -uWu undew :3 this xDD twee, ^w^ ow uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< go with you ^-^ to >_> youw chapel? -MARTEXT. ^-^ Is there UwU nyonye here ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the ^-^ woman? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU take xDD hew uWu on >_> gift >_> of ^-^ any xDD man. -MARTEXT. Twuwy, ^.^ she >w< must >w< be uWu given, ^w^ ow OwO the mawwiage :3 is ^.^ nyot lawful. -:3 JAQUES. ^w^ [Discuvwing ^w^ himsewf] Pwoceed, pwoceed; I'll ^w^ give :3 hew. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Good >_< even, good ^-^ Mastew ^w^ What-ye-caww't; how ^-^ do you, sir? -You awe vewy ;;w;; weww :33 met. Goddiwd you uWu fow >_> youw last :33 company. I x3 am -vewy ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you. >_< Even :3 a :3 toy in hand ;;w;; hewe, sir. >_< Nyay; pray >w< be -cuvw'd. -:3 JAQUES. uWu Wiww you >w< be xDD mawwied, ^w^ motwey? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. UwU As OwO the >_> ox ;;w;; hath his >_< bow, ;;w;; siw, OwO the horse his UwU cuwb, ÚwÚ and -OwO the ^-^ fawcon xDD hew bewws, OwO so man ;;w;; hath his desiwes; ÚwÚ and as pigeons -bill, OwO so wedlock would >w< be nibbling. -:3 JAQUES. And uWu wiww you, being :3 a man >_> of >_> youw breeding, >w< be married -uWu undew :3 a >_< bush, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? UwU Get you ^-^ to church ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 a good -pwiest UwU that can tell you what mawwiage >_> is; :3 this :3 fewwow uWu wiww uWu but ->_> join you >_> togethew as uWu they >_> join ÚwÚ wainscot; then ^-^ onye >_> of you uWu wiww -^w^ pwuv :3 a shrunk :33 panyew, ÚwÚ and >_< wike green timbew warp, UwU wawp. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the :33 mind uWu but I ;;w;; wewe better ^-^ to >w< be -married >_> of him than >_> of >w< anyothew; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me -;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot being ;;w;; weww xDD mawwied, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be :3 a good ;;w;; excuse uWu fow me -heweaftew ^-^ to xDD weave my wife. -:3 JAQUES. uWu Go :3 thou with uWu me, ÚwÚ and let me counsew thee. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Come, ^w^ sweet uWu Audwey; -We >w< must >w< be married ^w^ ow ^-^ we >w< must live in bawdwy. -Faweweww, good ^-^ Mastew Owivew. >_> Nyot- -:3 O ^w^ sweet xDD Owivew, -:3 O bwave xDD Owivew, -Weave me ^.^ nyot >_> behind thee. +uWu AUDWEY. Wouwd xDD you nyot uWu have ;;w;; me honest? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Nyo, OwO twuwy, ^w^ unwess xDD thou OwO wewt :3 hawd-favouw'd; fow honesty +coupwed to beauty >_> is to uWu have honey :3 a UwU sauce to >_< sugaw. +JAQUES. :3 [Aside] ^-^ A matewiaw foow! +uWu AUDWEY. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am nyot fair; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I pray x3 the gods >_< make ;;w;; me +honest. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Twuwy, ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; cast OwO away honesty ;;w;; upon :3 a fouw swut :3 wewe +to put ÚwÚ good :3 meat x3 into >w< an uncwean dish. +uWu AUDWEY. UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 a slut, ^w^ though UwU I >_> thank x3 the gods UwU I ^w^ am fouw. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. xDD Weww, pwaised be x3 the gods fow >w< thy >_< fouwnyess; +sluttishness OwO may come x3 heweaftew. OwO But be >w< it >_< as >w< it OwO may be, UwU I xDD wiww +marry ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and to :3 that >w< end UwU I uWu have :33 been with Sir ^.^ Owivew ^w^ Mawtext, +x3 the vicaw of x3 the :3 nyext viwwage, who hath pwomis'd to :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu in +ÚwÚ this :33 pwace of x3 the uWu fowest, ÚwÚ and to coupwe >_> us. +JAQUES. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain >_> see ÚwÚ this :3 meeting. +uWu AUDWEY. xDD Weww, x3 the gods UwU give >_> us >_< joy! +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Amen. ^-^ A x3 man may, >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe of :3 a x3 feawfuw uWu heawt, ÚwÚ staggew +uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< attempt; fow OwO hewe ^.^ we uWu have nyo OwO tempwe >_> but x3 the wood, nyo +assembly >_> but xDD hown-beasts. OwO But >_> what UwU though? Courage! ;;w;; As >w< howns OwO awe +odious, ;;w;; they OwO awe ^w^ nyecessawy. ^.^ It >_> is said: 'Many :3 a x3 man xDD knyows nyo >w< end +of :33 his ^.^ goods.' x3 Wight! xDD Many :3 a x3 man >_> has ÚwÚ good >w< howns ÚwÚ and xDD knyows nyo >w< end +of OwO them. xDD Weww, :3 that >_> is x3 the ^.^ dowwy of :33 his :33 wife; UwU 'tis >_< nyonye of :33 his +UwU own ;;w;; getting. Horns? Even :3 so. OwO Poow ;;w;; men awonye? :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; x3 the uWu nyobwest +>w< deew hath them >_< as >_> huge >_< as x3 the ^w^ wascaw. Is x3 the :3 singwe x3 man >_< thewefowe +bwessed? No; >_< as :3 a ^w^ waww'd :33 town >_> is ^.^ mowe wowthiew than :3 a viwwage, UwU so +>_> is x3 the forehead of :3 a mawwied x3 man ^.^ mowe ^.^ honyouwabwe than x3 the OwO bawe +^w^ bwow of :3 a bachewow; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< how much x3 defence >_> is xDD bettew than nyo +^-^ skiww, ^.^ by UwU so much >_> is >_> hown ^.^ mowe >_< pwecious than to :33 want. :3 Hewe x3 comes +Sir ;;w;; Owivew. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ OWIVEW MAWTEXT + +Sir ^.^ Owivew ^w^ Mawtext, xDD you OwO awe weww ÚwÚ met. Will xDD you dispatch >_> us OwO hewe +:33 undew ÚwÚ this tree, ow UwU shaww ^.^ we OwO go with xDD you to x3 youw uWu chapew? +xDD MAWTEXT. Is there >_< nyonye OwO hewe to UwU give x3 the x3 woman? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO take her on ^w^ gift of xDD any man. +xDD MAWTEXT. ^-^ Twuwy, ^.^ she ^w^ must be ^w^ given, ow x3 the ^.^ mawwiage >_> is nyot wawfuw. +JAQUES. ;;w;; [Discuvwing uWu himsewf] Proceed, :33 pwoceed; I'll UwU give her. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ even, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew :33 What-ye-caww't; >w< how UwU do UwU you, UwU siw? +>_> You OwO awe xDD vewy weww ÚwÚ met. Goddiwd xDD you fow x3 youw >w< wast UwU company. UwU I ^w^ am +xDD vewy uWu gwad to >_> see OwO you. Even :3 a uWu toy uWu in uWu hand UwU hewe, sir. Nyay; pray be +cover'd. +JAQUES. Will xDD you be >w< mawwied, motley? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; As x3 the :33 ox hath :33 his UwU bow, ^w^ siw, x3 the UwU howse :33 his ;;w;; cuwb, ÚwÚ and +x3 the fawcon her OwO bewws, UwU so x3 man hath :33 his desires; ÚwÚ and >_< as ÚwÚ pigeons +bill, UwU so wedlock ^.^ wouwd be :3 nyibbwing. +JAQUES. xDD And xDD wiww UwU you, ^.^ being :3 a x3 man of x3 youw uWu bweeding, be mawwied +:33 undew :3 a ^-^ bush, ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ beggaw? >_< Get xDD you to ^-^ chuwch ÚwÚ and uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ good +priest :3 that ^.^ can tell xDD you >_> what ^.^ mawwiage is; ÚwÚ this fewwow xDD wiww >_> but +^w^ join xDD you togethew >_< as ;;w;; they ^w^ join ^-^ wainscot; xDD then one of xDD you xDD wiww +^-^ pwuv :3 a UwU shwunk panel, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike green ;;w;; timbew wawp, ;;w;; wawp. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 the ^-^ mind >_> but UwU I :3 wewe xDD bettew to be +mawwied of ^.^ him than of another; fow ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^.^ wike to marry ;;w;; me +well; ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ being weww >w< mawwied, >w< it xDD wiww be :3 a ÚwÚ good UwU excuse fow ;;w;; me +heweaftew to OwO weave x3 my x3 wife. +JAQUES. Go xDD thou with uWu me, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me counsel thee. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^.^ Come, x3 sweet UwU Audwey; +We ^w^ must be mawwied ow ^.^ we ^w^ must ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ bawdwy. +UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew ;;w;; Owivew. >_> Nyot- +x3 O x3 sweet UwU Owivew, +x3 O >_< bwave UwU Owivew, +Weave ;;w;; me nyot x3 behind thee. But- -Wind ^w^ away, -Begone, I ÚwÚ say, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< wedding with thee. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ JAQUES, ÚwÚ TOUCHSTONyE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY -MARTEXT. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; :33 nye'ew :3 a fantasticaw ^.^ knyave >_> of them >w< aww -uWu shaww fwout me >_< out >_> of my calling. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -The fowest - -x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA - -ROSALIND. uWu Nyevew talk ^-^ to me; I uWu wiww weep. -CELIA. uWu Do, I >_< pwithee; uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace ^-^ to consider UwU that ;;w;; teaws -^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD man. -ROSALIND. But ^.^ have I ^.^ nyot cause ^-^ to xDD weep? -CELIA. UwU As good cause as ^-^ onye would desire; OwO thewefowe weep. -ROSALIND. His vewy >_< haiw :3 is >_> of OwO the >_> dissembwing cowouw. -CELIA. OwO Something ÚwÚ bwownyew than :33 Judas's. -x3 Mawwy, his OwO kisses awe x3 Judas's >_> own children. -ROSALIND. uWu I' :33 faith, his >_< haiw :3 is >_> of :3 a good cowouw. -CELIA. An excellent cowouw: >_> youw ^w^ chestnyut ÚwÚ was >w< evew OwO the only cowouw. -ROSALIND. And his kissing :3 is as :33 fuww >_> of >_> sanctity as OwO the ^.^ touch >_> of -holy ;;w;; bwead. -CELIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath bought :3 a paiw >_> of UwU cast lips >_> of :33 Dianya. OwO A ÚwÚ nyun >_> of -wintew's sisterhood OwO kisses ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe wewigiouswy; OwO the vewy OwO ice >_> of -uWu chastity :3 is in ^.^ them. -ROSALIND. But x3 why >_> did ^.^ he uWu sweaw ^.^ he would come :3 this morning, ÚwÚ and -comes not? -CELIA. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; cewtainwy, there :3 is nyo >w< twuth in >_> him. -ROSALIND. Do you ÚwÚ think so? -CELIA. uWu Yes; I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 pick-puwse :3 nyow :3 a :3 howse-steawew; uWu but -uWu fow his >w< vewity in love, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think him as x3 concave as cuvwed -goblet ^w^ ow :3 a >w< wowm-eaten ^-^ nyut. -ROSALIND. :3 Nyot OwO twue in love? -CELIA. x3 Yes, when ^.^ he :3 is in; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot in. -ROSALIND. You ^.^ have heard him uWu sweaw downwight ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. -CELIA. 'Was' :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 'is'; ÚwÚ besides, OwO the OwO oath >_> of :3 a >_> wuvw :3 is nyo -stronger than OwO the >_> wowd >_> of :3 a ^w^ tapstew; uWu they awe uWu both OwO the ^.^ confiwmew ->_> of false >_> weckonyings. ÚwÚ He attends here in OwO the fowest uWu on OwO the Duke, ->_> youw father. -ROSALIND. I met OwO the UwU Duke x3 yestewday, ÚwÚ and xDD had >w< much xDD question with >_> him. -ÚwÚ He >w< asked me >_> of what pawentage I ^-^ was; I told ^w^ him, >_> of as good as -xDD he; OwO so ^.^ he ^.^ waugh'd ÚwÚ and let me ^.^ go. But what talk ^-^ we >_> of fathews when -there :3 is such :3 a man as xDD Owwando? -CELIA. :33 O, that's :3 a bwave ^w^ man! ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wwites bwave >_> vewses, ^-^ speaks bwave -x3 wowds, >_< sweaws bwave oaths, ÚwÚ and bweaks them bwavewy, ^-^ quite -UwU twavewse, athwart OwO the OwO heawt >_> of his >w< wuvw; as :3 a OwO puny tiwtew, UwU that -^w^ spuws his horse uWu but uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, bweaks his xDD staff >_< wike :3 a x3 nyobwe -ÚwÚ goose. But all's bwave UwU that xDD youth ^.^ mounts ÚwÚ and ^.^ fowwy :33 guides. OwO Who -comes hewe? - -x3 Entew CORIN - -CORIN. ^w^ Mistwess ÚwÚ and :3 mastew, you ^.^ have ^w^ oft >_< enquiwed -:33 Aftew OwO the shephewd UwU that compwain'd >_> of love, -OwO Who you ^-^ saw ^.^ sitting uWu by me uWu on OwO the x3 tuwf, -ÚwÚ Pwaising OwO the >_> pwoud disdainful uWu shephewdess -:33 That ÚwÚ was his OwO mistwess. -CELIA. Weww, ÚwÚ and what >_> of OwO him? -CORIN. >w< If you uWu wiww UwU see :3 a UwU pageant ^.^ twuwy >_> pway'd ->w< Between OwO the OwO pawe complexion >_> of OwO twue love -And OwO the wed gwow >_> of :33 scown ÚwÚ and >_> pwoud :3 disdain, -uWu Go x3 hence :3 a little, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww OwO conduct you, ->w< If you uWu wiww mark it. -ROSALIND. :33 O, xDD come, let OwO us >_< wemuv! -The OwO sight >_> of lovers :3 feedeth x3 those in wuv. ->_< Bwing OwO us ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ sight, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww uWu say -I'll ^w^ pwuv :3 a busy actow in theiw play. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest - -x3 Entew SILVIUS ÚwÚ and UwU PHEBE - -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ Phebe, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 scown me; ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, Phebe. -Say UwU that you love me not; uWu but uWu say ^.^ nyot OwO so -UwU In >_> bittewnyess. The ^w^ common UwU executionyew, -uWu Whose OwO heawt th' accustom'd OwO sight >_> of death makes xDD hawd, -OwO Fawws ^.^ nyot OwO the axe x3 upon OwO the x3 humbwed neck -But ^.^ fiwst OwO begs ;;w;; pawdon. uWu Wiww you sterner >w< be ->w< Than ^.^ he UwU that >_> dies ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives uWu by bwoody :33 dwops? - -x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, :3 CEWIA, ÚwÚ and COWIN, at :3 a uWu distance - -PHEBE. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< thy OwO executionyew; -I UwU fwy ^.^ thee, uWu fow I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ injuwe thee. -Thou >_> teww'st me there :3 is murder in >_< minye >w< eye. -^.^ 'Tis pretty, ;;w;; suwe, ÚwÚ and vewy >_> pwobabwe, -:33 That >_> eyes, UwU that awe OwO the frail'st ÚwÚ and softest OwO things, -OwO Who OwO shut theiw cowawd ^w^ gates uWu on ÚwÚ atomies, -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be xDD caww'd :33 tywants, UwU butchews, ^-^ muwdewews! -Nyow I ^-^ do :3 fwown uWu on ÚwÚ thee with >w< aww my >_> heawt; -And ^-^ if >_< minye eyes can :33 wound, :3 nyow let them :33 kiww thee. -Nyow >w< countewfeit ^-^ to ÚwÚ swoon; >_> why, :3 nyow ^-^ faww ;;w;; down; -Or, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, :33 O, uWu fow shame, uWu fow shame, -Wie ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to uWu say >_< minye eyes awe ^w^ muwdewews. -Nyow show OwO the x3 wound >_< minye eye ;;w;; hath :3 made in thee. -Scwatch ÚwÚ thee uWu but with :3 a >w< pin, ÚwÚ and there remains -uWu Some >_> scaw >_> of xDD it; lean x3 upon :3 a uWu wush, -The cicatrice ÚwÚ and capable impwessuwe -x3 Thy pawm >w< some ;;w;; moment ^-^ keeps; uWu but :3 nyow >_< minye >_> eyes, -^w^ Which I ^.^ have dawted at ^.^ thee, hurt ÚwÚ thee not; -Nyow, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, there :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 fowce in eyes -:33 That can ^-^ do :33 huwt. -^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 O dear ^w^ Phebe, ->w< If :33 evew- as UwU that >w< evew ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ nyeaw- -You ^.^ meet in >w< some ^.^ fwesh ^-^ cheek OwO the power >_> of >w< fancy, -;;w;; Then uWu shaww you xDD knyow OwO the wounds :33 invisibwe -:33 That ^-^ wuv's keen >_> awwows ^w^ make. -PHEBE. But ÚwÚ tiww UwU that UwU time -Come ^.^ nyot :3 thou ;;w;; nyeaw me; ÚwÚ and when UwU that UwU time uWu comes, -OwO Affwict me with >w< thy mocks, ^-^ pity me not; -UwU As ÚwÚ tiww UwU that UwU time I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ pity thee. -ROSALIND. [Advancing] And >_> why, I pray you? OwO Who UwU might >w< be >_> youw -mothew, -:33 That you insult, exult, ÚwÚ and >w< aww at once, -Over OwO the ;;w;; wwetched? What >w< though you ^.^ have nyo ÚwÚ beauty- -As, uWu by my :33 faith, I UwU see nyo ^-^ mowe in you ->w< Than ^-^ without xDD candwe ^-^ may >w< go dark ^-^ to ÚwÚ bed- -Must you >w< be OwO thewefowe >_> pwoud ÚwÚ and x3 pitiwess? -ÚwÚ Why, what :3 means uWu this? UwU Why ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook uWu on x3 me? -I UwU see nyo ^-^ mowe in you than in OwO the ordinary -x3 Of nature's ;;w;; sawe-wowk. 'Od's my wittwe xDD wife, -I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :3 means ^-^ to x3 tangwe my eyes OwO too! -:3 Nyo :33 faith, >_> pwoud mistress, >w< hope ^.^ nyot aftew xDD it; -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ inky ^-^ bwows, >_> youw bwack :3 siwk >_> haiw, -Your bugle eyebawws, :3 nyow >_> youw ^-^ cheek >_> of :3 cweam, -:33 That can UwU entame my uWu spiwits ^-^ to >_> youw worship. -You foowish >w< shephewd, xDD whewefowe ^-^ do you follow UwU hew, -;;w;; Wike uWu foggy uWu south, ÚwÚ puffing with ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and rain? -You awe :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times :3 a >_> pwopewew man ->w< Than ^.^ she :3 a OwO woman. ^.^ 'Tis such fools as you -:33 That makes OwO the x3 wowwd :33 fuww >_> of uWu iww-favouw'd children. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot xDD hew glass, uWu but you, UwU that xDD fwattews UwU hew; -And >_< out >_> of you ^.^ she >_> sees x3 hewsewf ^-^ mowe pwopew ->w< Than ^-^ any >_> of xDD hew x3 winyeaments can show :3 hew. -But, mistress, xDD knyow OwO youwsewf. x3 Down uWu on >_> youw knees, -And :3 thank UwU heaven, ^w^ fasting, uWu fow :3 a good ÚwÚ man's :33 wuv; ->_< Fow I >w< must tell you fwiendwy in >_> youw >_< eaw: -^w^ Seww when you uWu can; you awe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< aww ÚwÚ mawkets. -OwO Cwy OwO the man >w< mewcy, love ^w^ him, UwU take his ;;w;; offew; -ÚwÚ Fouw :3 is UwU most :3 fouw, being ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ scoffew. -^w^ So UwU take xDD hew ^-^ to ^.^ thee, uWu shephewd. Fawe you :33 weww. -PHEBE. ^.^ Sweet youth, I pray you ^w^ chide :3 a yeaw >_< togethew; -I xDD had wathew hear you ^w^ chide than :3 this man UwU woo. -ROSALIND. >w< He's OwO faww'n in love with >_> youw foulness, ÚwÚ and she'll ^-^ faww -in love with my ;;w;; angew. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, as fast as ^.^ she ^-^ answews ÚwÚ thee -with uWu fwownying >w< wooks, I'll :33 sauce xDD hew with :33 bittew wowds. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook -you OwO so x3 upon x3 me? -PHEBE. >_< Fow nyo i-iww uWu wiww I bear you. -ROSALIND. I pray you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww in love with uWu me, ->_< Fow I x3 am falser than >_< vows :3 made in ÚwÚ winye; -UwU Besides, I >_< wike you not. >w< If you uWu wiww xDD knyow my OwO house, -^.^ 'Tis at OwO the >_> tuft >_> of ;;w;; owives here ^-^ hawd by. -uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, ^w^ sistew? ÚwÚ Shephewd, xDD pwy xDD hew hard. -^w^ Come, sistew. Shepherdess, ÚwÚ wook uWu on him :3 bettew, -And >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu pwoud; >w< though >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd :33 couwd >_> see, -None :33 couwd >w< be OwO so ^.^ abus'd in OwO sight as ^w^ he. -^w^ Come, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_> fwock. >_< Exeunt UwU WOSAWIND, :3 CEWIA, ÚwÚ and CORIN -PHEBE. Dead >w< shephewd, :3 nyow I find >w< thy ^-^ saw >_> of UwU might: -'Who >w< evew :33 wov'd UwU that :33 wov'd ^.^ nyot at ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ sight?' -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Sweet Phebe. -PHEBE. Ha! what xDD say'st thou, ÚwÚ Siwvius? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ Phebe, ^-^ pity >_> me. -PHEBE. ÚwÚ Why, I awn >_< sowwy uWu fow ^.^ thee, gentwe OwO Siwvius. -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Whewevew UwU sowwow ;;w;; is, ^w^ wewief would UwU be. ->w< If you ^-^ do UwU sowwow at my >w< gwief in love, -By giving love, >_> youw UwU sowwow ÚwÚ and my >w< gwief -Were uWu both xDD extewmin'd. -PHEBE. Thou x3 hast my :33 wuv; :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ nyeighbouwwy? -^.^ SIWVIUS. I would ^.^ have you. -PHEBE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ;;w;; wewe :33 cuvtousnyess. -;;w;; Siwvius, OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ was UwU that I hated thee; -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that I bear ÚwÚ thee :33 wuv; -But >_< since UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst talk >_> of love OwO so well, -x3 Thy ^.^ company, ;;w;; which :33 ewst ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ iwksome ^-^ to uWu me, -I uWu wiww endure; ÚwÚ and I'll x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. -But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook uWu fow further ÚwÚ wecompense ->w< Than UwU thinye >_> own gladness UwU that :3 thou art x3 empwoy'd. -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ So holy ÚwÚ and OwO so pewfect :3 is my love, -And I in such :3 a poverty >_> of >w< gwace, -:33 That I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 a UwU most ^-^ pwenteous ^.^ cwop -ÚwÚ To glean OwO the ^w^ bwoken ears aftew OwO the man -:33 That OwO the x3 main hawvest weaps; loose :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then -OwO A scatt'wed >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and UwU that I'll live upon. -PHEBE. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou OwO the xDD youth UwU that xDD spoke ^-^ to me :33 ewewhiwe? -^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 Nyot vewy ;;w;; weww; uWu but I ^.^ have met him :33 oft; -And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath bought OwO the ;;w;; cottage ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ bounds -:33 That OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ cawwot UwU once ÚwÚ was ^w^ mastew >_> of. -PHEBE. :33 Think ^.^ nyot I love ^w^ him, >w< though I ÚwÚ ask uWu fow him; -^.^ 'Tis uWu but :3 a peevish >w< boy; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ÚwÚ tawks :33 weww. -But what cawe I uWu fow wowds? >_> Yet uWu wowds ^-^ do ;;w;; weww -When ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks them pweases x3 those UwU that heaw. -^w^ It :3 is :3 a pwetty >w< youth- ^.^ nyot vewy OwO pwetty; -But, ;;w;; suwe, :33 he's uWu pwoud; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet his uWu pwide >_< becomes >_> him. -He'll ^-^ make :3 a pwopew xDD man. The :33 best xDD thing in him -^-^ Is his OwO compwexion; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fastew than his :33 tongue -OwO Did ^-^ make offence, his eye >_> did ^w^ heaw ^.^ it :33 up. -ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot vewy ÚwÚ taww; ÚwÚ yet uWu fow his years :33 he's ÚwÚ taww; -His ^w^ weg :3 is uWu but :33 so-so; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 'tis :33 weww. -Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a pwetty redness in his lip, -OwO A wittwe >w< wipew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe >w< wusty wed ->w< Than UwU that uWu mix'd in his xDD cheek; 'twas ^.^ just OwO the >_> diffewence -ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the ;;w;; constant wed ÚwÚ and mingwed >_< damask. -Thewe >w< be >w< some :3 women, ;;w;; Siwvius, xDD had uWu they OwO mawk'd him -UwU In x3 pawcews as I :33 did, would ^.^ have gonye ;;w;; nyeaw -ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww in love with him; ;;w;; but, uWu fow my UwU pawt, -I love him ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow UwU hate him not; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet -I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe cause ^-^ to UwU hate him than ^-^ to love him; ->_< Fow what xDD had ^.^ he ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ to ^w^ chide at x3 me? -ÚwÚ He ^w^ said >_< minye eyes ;;w;; wewe :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and my >_< haiw :3 bwack, -And, :3 nyow I x3 am ;;w;; wememb'wed, scorn'd at >_> me. -I x3 mawvew x3 why I xDD answew'd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ again; -But that's >w< aww >_< onye: OwO omittance :3 is nyo quittance. -I'll wwite ^-^ to him :3 a vewy uWu taunting letter, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt bear xDD it; xDD wiwt thou, ÚwÚ Siwvius? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ Phebe, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -PHEBE. I'll wwite ^.^ it ;;w;; stwaight; -The >_< mattew's in my head ÚwÚ and in my >_> heawt; -I uWu wiww >w< be :33 bittew with him ÚwÚ and >_< passing short. -uWu Go with uWu me, OwO Siwvius. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The fowest - -x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, :3 CEWIA, ÚwÚ and ^-^ JAQUES - -:3 JAQUES. I ;;w;; pwithee, pwetty youth, let me >w< be better acquainted with +uWu Wind away, +^-^ Begonye, UwU I say, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot to ÚwÚ wedding with thee. +Exeunt >w< JAQUES, ;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE, ÚwÚ and AUDWEY +xDD MAWTEXT. 'Tis nyo mattew; ^w^ nye'ew :3 a OwO fantasticaw x3 knyave of them aww +UwU shaww fwout ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 my :3 cawwing. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +uWu The >_< fowest + +Entew ROSALIND ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA + +ROSALIND. xDD Nyevew tawk to OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww >_> weep. +>_> CEWIA. UwU Do, UwU I pwithee; >_> but yet uWu have x3 the xDD gwace to OwO considew :3 that tears +UwU do nyot :33 become :3 a man. +ROSALIND. OwO But uWu have UwU I nyot cause to ^w^ weep? +>_> CEWIA. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good cause >_< as one ^.^ wouwd desire; >_< thewefowe >_> weep. +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ His xDD vewy >_< haiw >_> is of x3 the dissembling :3 cowouw. +>_> CEWIA. xDD Something >w< bwownyew than Judas's. +OwO Mawwy, :33 his ^-^ kisses OwO awe xDD Judas's UwU own >_< chiwdwen. +ROSALIND. xDD I' ^w^ faith, :33 his >_< haiw >_> is of :3 a ÚwÚ good :3 cowouw. +>_> CEWIA. ^-^ An :3 excewwent cowouw: x3 youw chestnut UwU was OwO evew x3 the >w< onwy :3 cowouw. +ROSALIND. xDD And :33 his xDD kissing >_> is >_< as full of xDD sanctity >_< as x3 the :33 touch of +>w< howy bread. +>_> CEWIA. >w< He hath xDD bought :3 a :33 paiw of ;;w;; cast lips of :3 Dianya. ^-^ A nun of +winter's ÚwÚ sistewhood ^-^ kisses nyot ^.^ mowe xDD wewigiouswy; x3 the xDD vewy :3 ice of +ÚwÚ chastity >_> is uWu in OwO them. +ROSALIND. OwO But >w< why uWu did ^.^ he >_< sweaw ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd come ÚwÚ this UwU mownying, ÚwÚ and +x3 comes ^w^ nyot? +>_> CEWIA. Nyay, certainly, there >_> is nyo uWu twuth uWu in ^.^ him. +ROSALIND. Do xDD you think so? +>_> CEWIA. Yes; UwU I think ^.^ he >_> is nyot :3 a ^w^ pick-puwse nor :3 a horse-stealer; >_> but +fow :33 his ^w^ vewity uWu in xDD wuv, UwU I UwU do think ^.^ him >_< as ;;w;; concave >_< as covered +UwU gobwet ow :3 a worm-eaten ;;w;; nyut. +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Nyot true uWu in love? +>_> CEWIA. Yes, when ^.^ he >_> is UwU in; >_> but UwU I think ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^.^ in. +ROSALIND. >_> You uWu have heard ^.^ him >_< sweaw downwight ^.^ he uWu was. +>_> CEWIA. ^.^ 'Was' >_> is nyot ;;w;; 'is'; >_< besides, x3 the ^-^ oath of :3 a wuvw >_> is nyo +stronger than x3 the ;;w;; wowd of :3 a ^-^ tapstew; ;;w;; they OwO awe both x3 the ^w^ confiwmew +of UwU fawse ;;w;; weckonyings. >w< He ^.^ attends OwO hewe uWu in x3 the >_< fowest on x3 the ;;w;; Duke, +x3 youw :33 fathew. +ROSALIND. UwU I >w< met x3 the >w< Duke ^.^ yestewday, ÚwÚ and xDD had much ;;w;; question with ^.^ him. +>w< He asked ;;w;; me of >_> what parentage UwU I OwO was; UwU I told :3 him, of >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as +he; UwU so ^.^ he >_< waugh'd ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. OwO But >_> what tawk ^.^ we of uWu fathews when +there >_> is xDD such :3 a x3 man >_< as Owwando? +>_> CEWIA. >_< O, ^w^ that's :3 a >_< bwave ;;w;; man! >w< He >_< wwites >_< bwave ^w^ vewses, xDD speaks >_< bwave +wowds, ÚwÚ sweaws >_< bwave oaths, ÚwÚ and >_< bweaks them bwavewy, quite +uWu twavewse, :3 athwawt x3 the >_< heawt of :33 his lover; >_< as :3 a >_< puny tiwtew, :3 that +:33 spuws :33 his UwU howse >_> but on one side, >_< bweaks :33 his uWu staff ^.^ wike :3 a x3 nyobwe +>_< goose. OwO But aww's >_< bwave :3 that :33 youth ^-^ mounts ÚwÚ and >w< fowwy uWu guides. Who +x3 comes hewe? + +Entew COWIN + +CORIN. Mistress ÚwÚ and ^.^ mastew, xDD you uWu have ;;w;; oft enquiwed +>w< Aftew x3 the xDD shephewd :3 that ^.^ compwain'd of xDD wuv, +Who xDD you saw :3 sitting ^.^ by ;;w;; me on x3 the tuwf, +>_< Pwaising x3 the OwO pwoud uWu disdainfuw ;;w;; shephewdess +:33 That UwU was :33 his ^w^ mistwess. +>_> CEWIA. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ and >_> what of him? +CORIN. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww >_> see :3 a pageant :33 twuwy pway'd +Between x3 the pawe >_< compwexion of true wuv +xDD And x3 the red glow of ^w^ scown ÚwÚ and OwO pwoud OwO disdain, +Go >w< hence :3 a UwU wittwe, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ conduct UwU you, +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww mark :3 it. +ROSALIND. >_< O, come, wet >_> us x3 wemuv! +uWu The ^.^ sight of ^w^ wuvws xDD feedeth UwU those uWu in love. +Bring >_> us to ÚwÚ this UwU sight, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww >_> say +I'll ^-^ pwuv :3 a >w< busy :33 actow uWu in uWu theiw play. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest + +Entew OwO SIWVIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ PHEBE + +^.^ SIWVIUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ^-^ Phebe, UwU do nyot ^w^ scown OwO me; UwU do >_> nyot, UwU Phebe. +x3 Say :3 that xDD you wuv ;;w;; me x3 nyot; >_> but >_> say nyot UwU so +^w^ In >_> bittewnyess. uWu The ^w^ common uWu executionyew, +>_< Whose >_< heawt x3 th' ^.^ accustom'd ^.^ sight of :33 death x3 makes hawd, +Fawws nyot x3 the axe ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ humbwed x3 nyeck +OwO But xDD fiwst begs pardon. Will xDD you sterner be +Than ^.^ he :3 that dies ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives ^.^ by bwoody OwO dwops? + +Entew WOSAWIND, ^w^ CEWIA, ÚwÚ and COWIN, uWu at :3 a ^w^ distance + +>_< PHEBE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be >w< thy executioner; +UwU I fwy ÚwÚ thee, fow UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot :3 injuwe thee. +^.^ Thou ^.^ teww'st ;;w;; me there >_> is murder uWu in >_< minye :33 eye. +'Tis pretty, x3 suwe, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy pwobabwe, +:33 That ^w^ eyes, :3 that OwO awe x3 the fwaiw'st ÚwÚ and x3 softest :3 things, +Who shut uWu theiw x3 cowawd :3 gates on ;;w;; atomies, +Should be ^w^ caww'd x3 tywants, ÚwÚ butchews, muwdewews! +Now UwU I UwU do fwown on uWu thee with aww x3 my heawt; +xDD And >_> if >_< minye eyes ^.^ can ^-^ wound, nyow wet them OwO kiww thee. +Now OwO countewfeit to UwU swoon; >w< why, nyow faww down; +:3 Ow, >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst >_> nyot, >_< O, fow UwU shame, fow UwU shame, +Lie >_> nyot, to >_> say >_< minye eyes OwO awe muwdewews. +Now x3 show x3 the ;;w;; wound >_< minye ^w^ eye hath UwU made uWu in thee. +;;w;; Scwatch uWu thee >_> but with :3 a :3 pin, ÚwÚ and there remains +;;w;; Some ^-^ scaw of uWu it; lean ;;w;; upon :3 a rush, +uWu The cicatrice ÚwÚ and capabwe xDD impwessuwe +x3 Thy ^.^ pawm x3 some x3 moment keeps; >_> but nyow >_< minye ^w^ eyes, +>_< Which UwU I uWu have ^-^ dawted uWu at ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ huwt uWu thee x3 nyot; +Nor, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, there >_> is nyot force uWu in eyes +:33 That ^.^ can UwU do x3 huwt. +^.^ SIWVIUS. x3 O uWu deaw ^-^ Phebe, +;;w;; If OwO evew- >_< as :3 that OwO evew OwO may be near- +>_> You :3 meet uWu in x3 some >w< fwesh >_< cheek x3 the powew of >_> fancy, +UwU Then UwU shaww xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 the wounds invisible +:33 That love's >_> keen x3 awwows >_> make. +>_< PHEBE. OwO But >w< tiww :3 that time +:3 Come nyot xDD thou nyeaw OwO me; ÚwÚ and when :3 that time ;;w;; comes, +xDD Affwict ;;w;; me with >w< thy OwO mocks, pity ;;w;; me x3 nyot; +;;w;; As >w< tiww :3 that time UwU I UwU shaww nyot pity thee. +ROSALIND. x3 [Advancing] xDD And >w< why, UwU I pray you? Who ^w^ might be x3 youw +:33 mothew, +:33 That xDD you insult, >_< exuwt, ÚwÚ and aww uWu at ^w^ once, +Over x3 the x3 wwetched? >_> What ^w^ though xDD you uWu have nyo ;;w;; beauty- +As, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, UwU I >_> see nyo ^.^ mowe uWu in xDD you +Than ^-^ without x3 candwe OwO may OwO go dark to uWu bed- +:3 Must xDD you be >_< thewefowe OwO pwoud ÚwÚ and :33 pitiwess? +Why, >_> what means :3 this? Why UwU do xDD you wook on me? +UwU I >_> see nyo ^.^ mowe uWu in xDD you than uWu in x3 the ordinary +Of ;;w;; nyatuwe's ;;w;; sawe-wowk. ^.^ 'Od's x3 my xDD wittwe :3 wife, +UwU I think ^.^ she means to ÚwÚ tangwe x3 my eyes ;;w;; too! +No ^w^ faith, OwO pwoud ^-^ mistwess, UwU hope nyot ÚwÚ aftew uWu it; +'Tis nyot x3 youw x3 inky brows, x3 youw black OwO siwk hair, +uWu Youw bugle ÚwÚ eyebawws, nor x3 youw >_< cheek of cream, +:33 That ^.^ can ;;w;; entame x3 my ;;w;; spiwits to x3 youw UwU wowship. +>_> You >_< foowish shepherd, ^-^ whewefowe UwU do xDD you ;;w;; fowwow hew, +Wike ÚwÚ foggy :3 south, xDD puffing with wind ÚwÚ and wain? +>_> You OwO awe :3 a thousand times :3 a properer x3 man +Than ^.^ she :3 a uWu woman. 'Tis xDD such foows >_< as xDD you +:33 That x3 makes x3 the wowwd full of :3 iww-favouw'd >_< chiwdwen. +'Tis nyot her gwass, >_> but UwU you, :3 that ^.^ fwattews >w< hew; +xDD And x3 out of xDD you ^.^ she sees herself ^.^ mowe OwO pwopew +Than xDD any of her >w< winyeaments ^.^ can x3 show her. +But, ^-^ mistwess, ^.^ knyow OwO youwsewf. xDD Down on x3 youw uWu knyees, +xDD And >_> thank ^.^ heaven, ^.^ fasting, fow :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 man's love; +For UwU I ^w^ must tell xDD you xDD fwiendwy uWu in x3 youw ^-^ eaw: +Sell when xDD you can; xDD you OwO awe nyot fow aww ;;w;; mawkets. +Cwy x3 the x3 man mercy, wuv :3 him, OwO take :33 his ^-^ offew; +Foul >_> is UwU most foul, ^.^ being fouw to be :3 a scoffew. +^w^ So OwO take her to ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ shephewd. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +>_< PHEBE. ÚwÚ Sweet youth, UwU I pray xDD you UwU chide :3 a xDD yeaw together; +UwU I xDD had rather hear xDD you UwU chide than ÚwÚ this x3 man UwU woo. +ROSALIND. He's fall'n uWu in wuv with x3 youw ^w^ fouwnyess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she'ww faww +uWu in wuv with x3 my OwO angew. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as ^.^ she ^-^ answews uWu thee +with >_> fwownying looks, I'll UwU sauce her with UwU bittew ÚwÚ wowds. Why wook +xDD you UwU so ;;w;; upon me? +>_< PHEBE. For nyo :33 iww xDD wiww UwU I UwU beaw OwO you. +ROSALIND. UwU I pray xDD you UwU do nyot faww uWu in wuv with uWu me, +For UwU I ^w^ am fawsew than x3 vows UwU made uWu in wine; +:33 Besides, UwU I ^.^ wike xDD you not. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww ^.^ knyow x3 my house, +'Tis uWu at x3 the ^-^ tuft of ÚwÚ owives OwO hewe x3 hawd by. +Will xDD you x3 go, ^-^ sistew? uWu Shephewd, ply her hard. +^.^ Come, sister. ;;w;; Shephewdess, wook on ^.^ him better, +xDD And be nyot ^.^ pwoud; ^w^ though aww x3 the wowwd couwd see, +^-^ Nyonye couwd be UwU so UwU abus'd uWu in ^.^ sight >_< as he. +^.^ Come, to UwU ouw x3 fwock. Exeunt WOSAWIND, ^w^ CEWIA, ÚwÚ and COWIN +>_< PHEBE. Dead shepherd, nyow UwU I find >w< thy saw of might: +>w< 'Who OwO evew :3 wov'd :3 that :3 wov'd nyot uWu at xDD fiwst uWu sight?' +^.^ SIWVIUS. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU Phebe. +>_< PHEBE. uWu Ha! >_> what say'st UwU thou, >w< Siwvius? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ^-^ Phebe, pity x3 me. +>_< PHEBE. Why, UwU I arn sowwy fow ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Siwvius. +^.^ SIWVIUS. >_< Whewevew sorrow ;;w;; is, relief ^.^ wouwd >w< be. +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do sorrow uWu at x3 my grief uWu in xDD wuv, +^-^ By ^.^ giving xDD wuv, x3 youw sorrow ÚwÚ and x3 my grief +^.^ Wewe both extewmin'd. +>_< PHEBE. ^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 my love; >_> is nyot :3 that ^.^ nyeighbouwwy? +^.^ SIWVIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO you. +>_< PHEBE. Why, :3 that :3 wewe UwU cuvtousnyess. +Silvius, x3 the time UwU was :3 that UwU I hated ÚwÚ thee; +xDD And yet >w< it >_> is nyot :3 that UwU I UwU beaw uWu thee love; +OwO But xDD since :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; canst tawk of wuv UwU so weww, +x3 Thy xDD company, which erst UwU was :33 iwksome to uWu me, +UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ enduwe; ÚwÚ and I'll :33 empwoy uWu thee UwU too. +OwO But UwU do nyot wook fow further recompense +Than ^.^ thinye UwU own UwU gwadnyess :3 that xDD thou awt :3 empwoy'd. +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ So >w< howy ÚwÚ and UwU so :3 pewfect >_> is x3 my xDD wuv, +xDD And UwU I uWu in xDD such :3 a uWu puvwty of gwace, +:33 That UwU I UwU shaww think >w< it :3 a UwU most ^w^ pwenteous crop +;;w;; To >_< gwean x3 the xDD bwoken OwO eaws ÚwÚ aftew x3 the x3 man +:33 That x3 the :33 main harvest weaps; ;;w;; woose nyow ÚwÚ and xDD then +^-^ A scatt'wed :33 smiwe, ÚwÚ and :3 that I'll ^w^ wive ^w^ upon. +>_< PHEBE. Knyow'st xDD thou x3 the :33 youth :3 that ^-^ spoke to ;;w;; me :33 ewewhiwe? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD vewy well; >_> but UwU I uWu have >w< met ^.^ him ÚwÚ oft; +xDD And ^.^ he hath xDD bought x3 the >_< cottage ÚwÚ and x3 the bounds +:33 That x3 the ;;w;; owd >_> cawwot >_> once UwU was >_< mastew uWu of. +>_< PHEBE. ^w^ Think nyot UwU I wuv :3 him, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ ask fow him; +'Tis >_> but :3 a >_> peevish ^.^ boy; yet ^.^ he talks well. +OwO But >_> what :3 cawe UwU I fow xDD wowds? ÚwÚ Yet wowds UwU do weww +x3 When ^.^ he :3 that xDD speaks them x3 pweases UwU those :3 that heaw. +^.^ It >_> is :3 a OwO pwetty OwO youth- nyot xDD vewy pwetty; +But, x3 suwe, uWu he's ^.^ pwoud; ÚwÚ and yet :33 his >_< pwide x3 becomes ^.^ him. +^-^ He'ww >_< make :3 a OwO pwopew man. uWu The best ^.^ thing uWu in ^.^ him +Is :33 his :33 compwexion; ÚwÚ and fastew than :33 his >_> tongue +Did >_< make ^-^ offence, :33 his ^w^ eye uWu did heal >w< it :33 up. +>w< He >_> is nyot xDD vewy >_< taww; yet fow :33 his years uWu he's >_< taww; +ÚwÚ His >_< weg >_> is >_> but x3 so-so; ÚwÚ and yet UwU 'tis well. +>_> Thewe UwU was :3 a OwO pwetty >w< wednyess uWu in :33 his x3 wip, +^-^ A xDD wittwe ÚwÚ wipew ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wusty red +Than :3 that ;;w;; mix'd uWu in :33 his OwO cheek; uWu 'twas >w< just x3 the ^.^ diffewence +Betwixt x3 the ^w^ constant red ÚwÚ and >w< mingwed damask. +>_> Thewe be x3 some UwU women, Silvius, xDD had ;;w;; they uWu mawk'd ^.^ him +^w^ In x3 pawcews >_< as UwU I ^-^ did, ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> gonye nyeaw +;;w;; To faww uWu in wuv with him; but, fow x3 my >_> pawt, +UwU I wuv ^.^ him >_> nyot, nor ^-^ hate ^.^ him x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and yet +UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe cause to ^-^ hate ^.^ him than to wuv him; +For >_> what xDD had ^.^ he to UwU do to UwU chide uWu at me? +>w< He uWu said >_< minye eyes :3 wewe black, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< haiw black, +^.^ And, nyow UwU I ^w^ am rememb'red, >_< scown'd uWu at x3 me. +UwU I :3 mawvew >w< why UwU I x3 answew'd nyot again; +OwO But ^w^ that's aww onye: OwO omittance >_> is nyo uWu quittance. +I'll >w< wwite to ^.^ him :3 a xDD vewy >_> taunting letter, +xDD And xDD thou shalt UwU beaw uWu it; wiwt UwU thou, >w< Siwvius? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^-^ Phebe, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +>_< PHEBE. I'll >w< wwite >w< it >_< stwaight; +uWu The matter's uWu in x3 my >_> head ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my heawt; +UwU I xDD wiww be UwU bittew with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and passing UwU showt. +Go with uWu me, ;;w;; Siwvius. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The >_< fowest + +Entew WOSAWIND, ^w^ CEWIA, ÚwÚ and JAQUES + +JAQUES. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, OwO pwetty youth, wet ;;w;; me be xDD bettew >_> acquainted with thee. -ROSALIND. ^.^ They uWu say you awe :3 a >_> mewanchowy fewwow. -:3 JAQUES. I x3 am >w< so; I ^-^ do love ^.^ it better than laughing. -ROSALIND. Those UwU that awe in >_> extwemity >_> of ;;w;; eithew awe abominable -fellows, ÚwÚ and :33 betway themsewves ^-^ to every modewn ÚwÚ censuwe >_< wowse than +ROSALIND. ^-^ They >_> say xDD you OwO awe :3 a ^-^ mewanchowy UwU fewwow. +JAQUES. UwU I ^w^ am so; UwU I UwU do wuv >w< it xDD bettew than laughing. +ROSALIND. >w< Those :3 that OwO awe uWu in extremity of xDD eithew OwO awe UwU abominyabwe +fewwows, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ betway x3 themsewves to every modern UwU censuwe xDD wowse than drunkards. -:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis good ^-^ to >w< be >_> sad ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing. -ROSALIND. UwU Why then, 'tis good ^-^ to >w< be :3 a UwU post. -:3 JAQUES. I ^.^ have neither OwO the ^-^ schowaw's mewanchowy, ;;w;; which :3 is ->w< emuwation; :3 nyow OwO the x3 musician's, ;;w;; which :3 is fantasticaw; :3 nyow OwO the -courtier's, ;;w;; which :3 is uWu pwoud; :3 nyow OwO the :33 sowdiew's, ;;w;; which :3 is -^-^ ambitious; :3 nyow OwO the wawyew's, ;;w;; which :3 is powitic; :3 nyow OwO the lady's, -;;w;; which :3 is uWu nyice; :3 nyow OwO the x3 wuvw's, ;;w;; which :3 is >w< aww these; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ->_> mewanchowy >_> of >_< minye own, ^-^ compounded >_> of many OwO simpwes, x3 extwacted -^-^ fwom many objects, :3 and, :3 indeed, OwO the uWu sundwy xDD contempwation >_> of my -twavews; in ;;w;; which my >_< often ^w^ wuminyation wwaps me in :3 a UwU most UwU humowous -UwU sadnyess. -ROSALIND. OwO A UwU twavewwew! By my :33 faith, you ^.^ have gweat reason ^-^ to >w< be -:33 sad. I ;;w;; feaw you ^.^ have :3 sowd >_> youw >_> own x3 wands ^-^ to UwU see uWu othew xDD men's; then -^-^ to ^.^ have uWu seen >w< much ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have nyothing :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have rich eyes ÚwÚ and -UwU poow hands. -:3 JAQUES. x3 Yes, I ^.^ have xDD gain'd my ^-^ expewience. - -x3 Entew ORLANDO - -ROSALIND. And >_> youw experience makes you :33 sad. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have :3 a -OwO foow ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_> mewwy than experience ^-^ to ^-^ make me sad- ÚwÚ and ^-^ to -^w^ twavew uWu fow ^.^ it ^w^ too. -^-^ OWWANDO. Good day, ÚwÚ and xDD happinyess, dear ;;w;; Wosawind! -:3 JAQUES. ;;w;; Nyay, then, :3 God ^-^ buy you, OwO an you talk in UwU bwank x3 vewse. -ROSALIND. Faweweww, :33 Monsieuw :3 Twavewwew; ÚwÚ wook you :33 wisp ÚwÚ and wear -ÚwÚ stwange suits, OwO disabwe >w< aww OwO the benefits >_> of >_> youw >_> own xDD countwy, >w< be ->_< out >_> of love with >_> youw >_> nyativity, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost ^w^ chide :3 God uWu fow :33 making -you UwU that countenance you ;;w;; awe; ^w^ ow I uWu wiww scarce ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have -;;w;; swam in :3 a gondowa. xDD [Exit ;;w;; JAQUES] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, xDD Owwando! xDD whewe -^.^ have you >_< been >w< aww :3 this whiwe? You :3 a wuvw! An you sewve me such -another uWu twick, never come in my OwO sight more. -^-^ OWWANDO. UwU My fair Rosalind, I come within OwO an hour >_> of my >w< pwomise. -ROSALIND. :33 Bweak OwO an hour's pwomise in ^w^ wuv! ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww >_> divide :3 a -:3 minyute OwO into :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 pawts, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak uWu but :3 a part >_> of OwO the -^w^ thousand part >_> of :3 a :3 minyute in OwO the affairs >_> of love, ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said ->_> of him UwU that ;;w;; Cupid ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ cwapp'd him o' th' shoulder, uWu but I'll -;;w;; wawwant him heawt-whowe. -^-^ OWWANDO. Pawdon uWu me, dear ^-^ Wosawind. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you >w< be OwO so ;;w;; tawdy, come nyo ^-^ mowe in my ^w^ sight. I xDD had -as OwO wief >w< be woo'd >_> of :3 a snail. -^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Of :3 a snail! -ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >_> of :3 a x3 snyaiw; uWu fow >w< though ^.^ he comes slowly, ^.^ he >_> cawwies -his house uWu on his xDD head- :3 a better jointure, I xDD think, than you ^-^ make -:3 a ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ besides, ^.^ he brings his >w< destiny with >_> him. -^-^ OWWANDO. What's ÚwÚ that? -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, :33 howns; ;;w;; which such as you awe fain ^-^ to >w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to ->_> youw ;;w;; wives UwU fow; uWu but ^.^ he comes UwU awmed in his OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and UwU pwevents -OwO the :3 swandew >_> of his wife. -^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Viwtue :3 is nyo horn-maker; ÚwÚ and my Rosalind :3 is OwO viwtuous. -ROSALIND. And I x3 am >_> youw ^-^ Wosawind. -CELIA. ^w^ It pweases him ^-^ to caww you >w< so; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a Rosalind >_> of :3 a -better ^.^ weew than you. -ROSALIND. ^w^ Come, ^w^ woo uWu me, ^w^ woo me; uWu fow :3 nyow I x3 am in :3 a x3 howiday humouw, -ÚwÚ and >_< wike enough ^-^ to consent. What would you uWu say ^-^ to me nyow, OwO an I -;;w;; wewe >_> youw vewy vewy UwU Wosawind? -^-^ OWWANDO. I would ÚwÚ kiss before I spoke. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, you ;;w;; wewe better speak xDD fiwst; ÚwÚ and when you ;;w;; wewe -gwaveww'd uWu fow wack >_> of matter, you UwU might UwU take >w< occasion ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. -Very good orators, when uWu they awe out, uWu they uWu wiww ;;w;; spit; ÚwÚ and uWu fow -lovers wacking- :3 God >_> wawn OwO us!- matter, OwO the OwO cweanwiest ÚwÚ shift :3 is ^-^ to -;;w;; kiss. -^-^ OWWANDO. OwO How ^-^ if OwO the ÚwÚ kiss >w< be denyied? -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she ^-^ puts you ^-^ to uWu entweaty, ÚwÚ and there begins OwO nyew -OwO mattew. -^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who :33 couwd >w< be out, being before his bewuvd mistwess? -ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, UwU that shouwd you, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >_> youw UwU mistwess; ^w^ ow I -shouwd ÚwÚ think my xDD honyesty :33 wankew than my wit. -^-^ OWWANDO. >_> What, >_> of my ^.^ suit? -ROSALIND. :3 Nyot >_< out >_> of >_> youw :3 appawew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >_< out >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; suit. -OwO Am ^.^ nyot I >_> youw UwU Wosawind? -^-^ OWWANDO. I UwU take >w< some ^.^ joy ^-^ to uWu say you awe, ^.^ because I would >w< be >_> tawking ->_> of :3 hew. -ROSALIND. Weww, in xDD hew ^.^ pewson, I uWu say I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you. -^-^ OWWANDO. >_> Then, in >_< minye >_> own ^.^ pewson, I ^-^ die. -ROSALIND. No, :33 faith, die uWu by x3 attownyey. The UwU poow x3 wowwd :3 is ^w^ awmost OwO six -^w^ thousand years >_> owd, ÚwÚ and in >w< aww :3 this UwU time there ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ any man -;;w;; died in his >_> own ^.^ pewson, videwicet, in :3 a wuv-cause. Troilus xDD had -his >w< bwains ;;w;; dash'd >_< out with :3 a Grecian >w< cwub; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he >_> did what ^.^ he -:33 couwd ^-^ to die OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the patterns >_> of wuv. -Weandew, ^.^ he would ^.^ have uWu wiv'd many :3 a fair yeaw, >w< though :33 Hewo xDD had -tuwn'd xDD nyun, ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been uWu fow :3 a ^.^ hot midsummew >_< nyight; for, -good youth, ^.^ he went uWu but :3 fowth ^-^ to wash him in OwO the Hewwespont, :3 and, -being :3 taken with OwO the ;;w;; cwamp, ÚwÚ was ^-^ dwown'd; ÚwÚ and OwO the foowish -chroniclers >_> of UwU that :3 age ;;w;; found ^.^ it :33 was- :33 Hewo >_> of ^-^ Sestos. But ^.^ these -awe >w< aww xDD wies: x3 men ^.^ have ;;w;; died ^-^ fwom UwU time ^-^ to UwU time, ÚwÚ and worms ^.^ have -eaten ;;w;; them, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu fow wuv. -^-^ OWWANDO. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have my ^.^ wight Rosalind >_> of :3 this mind; for, I -protest, xDD hew :3 fwown UwU might :33 kiww >_> me. -ROSALIND. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 kiww :3 a uWu fwy. But xDD come, :3 nyow I -uWu wiww >w< be >_> youw Rosalind in :3 a ^-^ mowe coming-on disposition; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask me -what you wiww, I uWu wiww gwant it. -^-^ OWWANDO. ;;w;; Then love uWu me, ^-^ Wosawind. -ROSALIND. x3 Yes, :33 faith, uWu wiww OwO I, >w< Fwidays ÚwÚ and Satuwdays, ÚwÚ and all. -^-^ OWWANDO. And xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have x3 me? -ROSALIND. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and twenty xDD such. -^-^ OWWANDO. What >_> sayest thou? -ROSALIND. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot :3 good? -^-^ OWWANDO. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. -ROSALIND. UwU Why then, can ^-^ onye desiwe xDD too >w< much >_> of :3 a good thing? ^w^ Come, -;;w;; sistew, you uWu shaww >w< be OwO the :33 pwiest, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ us. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, -Owwando. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ say, ^w^ sistew? -^-^ OWWANDO. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ us. -CELIA. I cannyot uWu say OwO the wowds. -ROSALIND. You >w< must begin >w< 'Wiww you, ÚwÚ Owwando'- -CELIA. uWu Go x3 to. uWu Wiww you, >_< Owwando, ^.^ have ^-^ to UwU wife :3 this UwU Wosawind? -^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu wiww. -ROSALIND. >w< Ay, uWu but when? -^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, UwU nyow; as fast as ^.^ she can ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ us. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then you >w< must uWu say OwO 'I UwU take ^.^ thee, Rosalind, uWu fow uWu wife.' -^-^ OWWANDO. I UwU take ^.^ thee, Rosalind, uWu fow wife. -ROSALIND. I UwU might ÚwÚ ask you uWu fow >_> youw x3 commission; >_< but- I ^-^ do UwU take ^.^ thee, ->_< Owwando, uWu fow my >_> husband. There's :3 a UwU giww :33 goes before OwO the xDD pwiest; -:3 and, ;;w;; cewtainwy, :3 a :3 woman's ^w^ thought runs before xDD hew actions. -^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ So ^-^ do >w< aww xDD thoughts; uWu they awe wing'd. -ROSALIND. Nyow tell me how wong you would ^.^ have UwU hew, aftew you ^.^ have -^-^ possess'd :3 hew. -^-^ OWWANDO. >_< Fow >w< evew ÚwÚ and :3 a day. -ROSALIND. Say UwU 'a day' ^-^ without OwO the OwO 'evew.' No, no, Orlando; x3 men awe -:3 Apwiw when uWu they woo, December when uWu they uWu wed: xDD maids awe May when -uWu they awe >w< maids, uWu but OwO the OwO sky x3 changes when uWu they awe >w< wives. I uWu wiww ->w< be ^-^ mowe x3 jeawous >_> of ÚwÚ thee than :3 a xDD Bawbawy uWu cock-pigeon xDD uvw his ÚwÚ hen, -^-^ mowe >_< cwamowous than :3 a >_> pawwot x3 against wain, ^-^ mowe new-fangled than -OwO an ape, ^-^ mowe x3 giddy in my desires than :3 a uWu monkey. I uWu wiww weep uWu fow -nothing, >_< wike Diana in OwO the fountain, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do UwU that when you -awe dispos'd ^-^ to >w< be :3 mewwy; I uWu wiww waugh >_< wike :3 a hyen, ÚwÚ and UwU that when -:3 thou awe ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. -^-^ OWWANDO. But uWu wiww my Rosalind ^-^ do so? -ROSALIND. By my xDD wife, ^.^ she uWu wiww ^-^ do as I do. -^-^ OWWANDO. :33 O, uWu but ^.^ she :3 is >_< wise. -ROSALIND. Ow ewse ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ this. The x3 wisew, -OwO the ;;w;; waywawdew. UwU Make OwO the :33 doows x3 upon :3 a :3 woman's wit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww >_< out -at OwO the casement; OwO shut UwU that, ÚwÚ and 'twill >_< out at OwO the >_< key-howe; xDD stop -UwU that, 'twill UwU fwy with OwO the ^-^ smoke >_< out at OwO the chimnyey. -^-^ OWWANDO. OwO A man UwU that xDD had :3 a UwU wife with such :3 a wit, ^.^ he UwU might uWu say 'Wit, -:33 whithew wilt?' ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, you UwU might ^-^ keep UwU that >_< check uWu fow it, ÚwÚ tiww you met >_> youw -:3 wife's ÚwÚ wit ^-^ going ^-^ to >_> youw nyeighbouw's bed. -^-^ OWWANDO. And what ÚwÚ wit :33 couwd ÚwÚ wit ^.^ have ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ÚwÚ that? -ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ she came ^-^ to >w< seek you ^.^ thewe. You uWu shaww never -UwU take xDD hew ^-^ without xDD hew ^-^ answew, unwess you UwU take xDD hew ^-^ without xDD hew -OwO tongue. :33 O, UwU that ^-^ woman UwU that cannyot ^-^ make xDD hew fauwt xDD hew >_< husband's -uWu occasion, let xDD hew never ÚwÚ nyuwse xDD hew >w< chiwd herself, uWu fow ^.^ she uWu wiww -breed ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a foow! -^-^ OWWANDO. >_< Fow ^.^ these two >_> houws, Rosalind, I uWu wiww xDD weave thee. -ROSALIND. ^.^ Awas, dear love, I cannyot wack ÚwÚ thee two OwO houws! -^-^ OWWANDO. I >w< must ^.^ attend OwO the UwU Duke at xDD dinnyew; uWu by two o'cwock I uWu wiww >w< be -with ÚwÚ thee again. -ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >w< go >_> youw :33 ways, >w< go >_> youw xDD ways. I knew what you would -prove; my fwiends told me as xDD much, ÚwÚ and I ^w^ thought nyo less. :33 That -:3 fwattewing :33 tongue >_> of x3 youws xDD won >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but ^-^ onye UwU cast ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and -so, come >_< death! >w< Two o'cwock :3 is >_> youw >_< houw? -^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Ay, ^w^ sweet ^-^ Wosawind. -ROSALIND. By my ^w^ twoth, ÚwÚ and in good >_< eawnyest, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 God OwO mend uWu me, ÚwÚ and -uWu by >w< aww pwetty oaths UwU that awe ^.^ nyot xDD dangewous, ^-^ if you >_< bweak ^-^ onye :3 jot ->_> of >_> youw ;;w;; pwomise, ^w^ ow come ^-^ onye :3 minyute >_> behind >_> youw xDD houw, I uWu wiww -ÚwÚ think you OwO the UwU most pathetical ^.^ bweak-pwomise, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU most >w< howwow -^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU most unworthy >_> of xDD hew you caww Rosalind, UwU that ^-^ may ->w< be :3 chosen >_< out >_> of OwO the :3 gwoss >_< band >_> of OwO the unfaithful. OwO Thewefowe -UwU bewawe my censure, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep >_> youw >w< pwomise. -^-^ OWWANDO. x3 With nyo less >_< wewigion than ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_< indeed my -Wosawind; so, ^.^ adieu. -ROSALIND. Weww, Time :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd :33 justice UwU that UwU examinyes >w< aww such ->w< offendews, ÚwÚ and let Time try. OwO Adieu. Exit ORLANDO -CELIA. You ^.^ have >_> simpwy :33 misus'd ^-^ ouw sex in >_> youw ;;w;; wuv-pwate. We >w< must -^.^ have >_> youw ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose UwU pwuck'd xDD uvw >_> youw uWu head, ÚwÚ and show OwO the -x3 wowwd what OwO the biwd ;;w;; hath x3 donye ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own ÚwÚ nyest. -ROSALIND. :3 O *shuffles closer* coz, *shuffles closer* coz, *shuffles closer* coz, my pwetty wittwe *shuffles closer* coz, UwU that :3 thou didst -xDD knyow how many ;;w;; fathom ^-^ deep I x3 am in ^w^ wuv! But ^.^ it cannyot >w< be OwO sounded; -my xDD affection ;;w;; hath OwO an uWu unknyown xDD bottom, >_< wike OwO the >w< Bay >_> of >_> Powtugaw. -CELIA. Ow ^.^ wathew, ^.^ bottomwess; UwU that as fast as you pouw xDD affection -ÚwÚ in, ^.^ it runs >_< out. -ROSALIND. Nyo; UwU that >_> same ;;w;; wicked xDD bastawd >_> of UwU Venyus, UwU that ÚwÚ was ;;w;; begot >_> of -thought, ;;w;; conceiv'd >_> of spleen, ÚwÚ and :3 bown >_> of >_< madnyess; UwU that uWu bwind -UwU wascawwy OwO boy, UwU that x3 abuses every >_> onye's >_> eyes, ^.^ because his >_> own awe -:33 out- let him >w< be ;;w;; judge how ^-^ deep I x3 am in wuv. I'll tell ^.^ thee, -xDD Awienya, I cannyot >w< be >_< out >_> of OwO the OwO sight >_> of Owwando. I'll >w< go find :3 a -uWu shadow, ÚwÚ and sigh ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he come. -CELIA. And I'll ^-^ sweep. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The fowest - -x3 Entew ^-^ JAQUES ÚwÚ and LORDS, in OwO the :33 habit >_> of foresters - -:3 JAQUES. ^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ he UwU that >_< kiwwed OwO the deew? -LORD. >_> Siw, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 I. -:3 JAQUES. Let's ÚwÚ pwesent him ^-^ to OwO the Duke, >_< wike :3 a Woman uWu conquewow; ÚwÚ and -^.^ it would ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^-^ to xDD set OwO the deew's howns x3 upon his head uWu fow :3 a -branch >_> of >_< victowy. >_< Have you nyo song, forester, uWu fow :3 this purpose? -LORD. x3 Yes, sir. -:3 JAQUES. :3 Sing xDD it; 'tis nyo matter how ^.^ it >w< be in tunye, OwO so ^.^ it ^-^ make ^w^ nyoise -^w^ enyough. - ->w< SONG. - -What uWu shaww ^.^ he ^.^ have UwU that xDD kiww'd OwO the deew? -His weathew ^.^ skin ÚwÚ and howns ^-^ to :33 weaw. -UwU [The west uWu shaww hear :3 this >_< buwden:] -;;w;; Then sing him UwU home. - -;;w;; Take :3 thou nyo :33 scown ^-^ to wear OwO the :3 hown; -^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 cwest ewe :3 thou >_< wast uWu bown. -x3 Thy >_< fathew's fathew :33 wowe xDD it; -And >w< thy fathew ^-^ bowe it. -The horn, OwO the horn, OwO the >w< wusty horn, -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to waugh ^-^ to scorn. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The fowest - -x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA - -ROSALIND. OwO How uWu say you ^w^ nyow? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past two ^.^ o'cwock? -And here >w< much xDD Owwando! -CELIA. I ;;w;; wawwant you, with ÚwÚ puwe love ÚwÚ and twoubwed ^-^ bwain, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath -ta'en his bow ÚwÚ and ^.^ awwows, ÚwÚ and :3 is gonye forth- ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. Look, ^-^ who -comes here. - -x3 Entew SILVIUS - -^.^ SIWVIUS. UwU My ewwand :3 is ^-^ to you, fair youth; -UwU My gentwe ^w^ Phebe >_> did ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give you ÚwÚ this. -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< contents; ;;w;; but, as I ^.^ guess -By OwO the >w< stewn uWu bwow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waspish >w< action -^w^ Which ^.^ she >_> did ;;w;; use as ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :33 wwiting >_> of it, -^w^ It uWu beaws OwO an :3 angwy OwO tenyouw. Pawdon uWu me, -I x3 am uWu but as :3 a :33 guiwtwess messenger. -ROSALIND. uWu Patience x3 hewsewf would stawtwe at :3 this letter, -And xDD pway OwO the swaggerer. Beaw this, bear all. -She :33 says I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 faiw, UwU that I wack xDD mannyews; -She calls me proud, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot love uWu me, -Were man as x3 wawe as ^.^ Phoenyix. 'Od's my ^.^ wiww! -Her love :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ hawe UwU that I ^-^ do hunt; -UwU Why ;;w;; wwites ^.^ she OwO so ^-^ to x3 me? Weww, >w< shephewd, well, -:3 This :3 is :3 a letter >_> of >_> youw >_> own xDD device. -^.^ SIWVIUS. No, I protest, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< contents; -^w^ Phebe >_> did wwite it. -ROSALIND. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you awe :3 a fool, -And tuwn'd OwO into OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of wuv. -I ^-^ saw xDD hew >w< hand; ^.^ she >_> has :3 a leathern ;;w;; hand, -OwO A ^-^ fweestonye-cowouw'd >w< hand; I verily >_> did ÚwÚ think -:33 That xDD hew ^.^ owd ;;w;; gwuvs ;;w;; wewe OwO on, uWu but 'twas xDD hew OwO hands; -She >_> has :3 a huswife's :3 hand- uWu but that's nyo OwO mattew. -I uWu say ^.^ she never >_> did ^.^ invent :3 this wettew: -:3 This :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< invention, ÚwÚ and his hand. -^.^ SIWVIUS. Suwe, ^.^ it :3 is hers. -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a :33 boistewous ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 cwuew ^w^ stywe; -OwO A ^w^ stywe uWu fow x3 chawwengews. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she defies uWu me, -;;w;; Wike :3 Tuwk ^-^ to Chwistian. ^-^ Women's gentwe bwain -Could ^.^ nyot >_> dwop :3 fowth such giant-wude >_< invention, -Such :3 Ethiope x3 wowds, ÚwÚ bwackew in theiw :33 effect ->w< Than in theiw :3 countenyance. uWu Wiww you hear OwO the >_> wettew? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, uWu fow I never heard ^.^ it yet; ->_> Yet heard xDD too >w< much >_> of >_> Phebe's >w< cwuewty. -ROSALIND. She xDD Phebes :3 me: mark how OwO the >_> tywant >w< wwites. -^-^ [Weads] - -'Art :3 thou god ^-^ to shephewd >_< tuwn'd, -:33 That :3 a maiden's OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ;;w;; buwn'd?' - -^w^ Can :3 a ^-^ woman ;;w;; waiw ^.^ thus? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^-^ Caww you :3 this UwU waiwing? -ROSALIND. :3 'Why, >w< thy >_< godhead >_> waid apawt, -Warr'st :3 thou with :3 a :3 woman's heart?' - -OwO Did you >w< evew hear such UwU waiwing? - -OwO 'Whiwes OwO the eye >_> of man >_> did ^w^ woo uWu me, -:33 That :33 couwd ^-^ do nyo ;;w;; vengeance ^-^ to ;;w;; me.' - -uWu Meanying me :3 a beast. - -OwO 'If OwO the :33 scown >_> of >_> youw UwU bwight ^w^ eynye ->_< Have power ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise such love in ÚwÚ minye, -Awack, in me what ÚwÚ stwange :33 effect -Wouwd uWu they wowk in mild aspect! -ÚwÚ Whiwes you xDD chid uWu me, I >_> did :33 wuv; -OwO How then UwU might >_> youw ;;w;; pwayews ^w^ muv! -ÚwÚ He UwU that brings :3 this love ^-^ to OwO the -UwU Wittwe knows :3 this love in me; -And uWu by him >w< seaw OwO up >w< thy UwU mind, -:3 Whethew UwU that >w< thy xDD youth ÚwÚ and >w< kind -uWu Wiww OwO the xDD faithfuw :3 offew UwU take -x3 Of me ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that I can make; -Ow ewse uWu by him my love deny, -And then I'll study how ^-^ to x3 die.' -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^-^ Caww you :3 this x3 chiding? -CELIA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow shepherd! -ROSALIND. Do you ^-^ pity OwO him? No, ^.^ he ^-^ desewves nyo ;;w;; pity. uWu Wiwt :3 thou love -such :3 a ^-^ woman? >_> What, ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee OwO an instrument, ÚwÚ and xDD pway false -strains x3 upon thee! :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be endur'd! Weww, >w< go >_> youw uWu way ^-^ to UwU hew, -uWu fow I UwU see love ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^w^ tame snake, ÚwÚ and uWu say :3 this ^-^ to ÚwÚ hew- -UwU that ^-^ if ^.^ she love uWu me, I chawge xDD hew ^-^ to love thee; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, -I uWu wiww never ^.^ have xDD hew unwess :3 thou entweat uWu fow :3 hew. >w< If you >w< be :3 a -OwO twue ^.^ wuvw, hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ wowd; uWu fow here comes ^-^ mowe :33 company. -Exit SILVIUS - -x3 Entew ;;w;; OWIVEW - -OLIVER. Good ^.^ mowwow, fair uWu onyes; pray you, ^-^ if you >w< knyow, -:3 Whewe in OwO the puwwieus >_> of :3 this fowest ^-^ stands -OwO A ;;w;; sheep-cote :3 fenc'd about with owive trees? -CELIA. ÚwÚ West >_> of :3 this place, ;;w;; down in OwO the UwU nyeighbouw >_> bottom. -The :3 wank >_> of uWu osiews uWu by OwO the ^.^ muwmuwing ^w^ stweam -x3 Weft uWu on >_> youw ^.^ wight hand brings you ^-^ to OwO the :3 pwace. -But at :3 this hour OwO the house doth ^-^ keep itself; -There's UwU nyonye within. -OLIVER. >w< If UwU that OwO an eye ^-^ may >w< pwofit uWu by :3 a tongue, -;;w;; Then shouwd I xDD knyow you uWu by descwiption- -Such x3 gawments, ÚwÚ and such >_> yeaws: xDD 'The :3 boy :3 is :33 faiw, -x3 Of female >_< favouw, ÚwÚ and bestows ^-^ himsewf -;;w;; Wike :3 a wipe sistew; OwO the ^-^ woman wow, -And ÚwÚ bwownyew than xDD hew brother.' uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you -The xDD ownyew >_> of OwO the house I >_> did >_< inquiwe xDD fow? -CELIA. ^w^ It :3 is nyo UwU boast, being >w< ask'd, ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ we >_> awe. -OLIVER. Orlando doth ÚwÚ commend him ^-^ to you ^-^ both; -And ^-^ to UwU that xDD youth ^.^ he calls his Rosalind -ÚwÚ He >_> sends :3 this bwoody ÚwÚ nyapkin. uWu Awe you x3 he? -ROSALIND. I ÚwÚ am. What >w< must ^-^ we undewstand uWu by uWu this? -OLIVER. uWu Some >_> of my >_< shame; ^-^ if you uWu wiww xDD knyow >_> of me -What man I OwO am, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; how, ÚwÚ and >_> why, ÚwÚ and where, -:3 This UwU handkewchew ÚwÚ was UwU stain'd. -CELIA. I pray you, tell it. -OLIVER. When last OwO the x3 young Orlando x3 pawted ^-^ fwom you, -ÚwÚ He weft :3 a pwomise ^-^ to xDD wetuwn UwU again -xDD Within OwO an ÚwÚ houw; :3 and, ÚwÚ pacing OwO thwough OwO the UwU fowest, ->w< Chewing OwO the >_< food >_> of ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and :33 bittew >w< fancy, -:33 Wo, what ^.^ befeww! ÚwÚ He >w< thwew his eye :33 aside, -And mark what object >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent itself. -^.^ Undew OwO an uWu oak, uWu whose x3 boughs ;;w;; wewe ^w^ moss'd with ^-^ age, -And UwU high :3 top uWu bawd with OwO dwy antiquity, -OwO A wwetched ^.^ wagged man, >_> o'ewgwown with >_> haiw, ->w< Way sweeping uWu on his ^-^ back. About his neck -OwO A green ÚwÚ and x3 giwded snake xDD had wreath'd itself, -OwO Who with xDD hew head nimble in ^.^ thweats approach'd -The openying >_> of his ^-^ mouth; uWu but ^w^ suddenwy, ->_< Seeing >_< Owwando, ^.^ it ^.^ unwink'd itself, -And with UwU indented OwO gwides >_> did :33 swip away -x3 Into :3 a ;;w;; bush; uWu undew ;;w;; which >_> bush's shade -OwO A wionyess, with udders >w< aww :33 dwawn >_> dwy, ->w< Way OwO couching, head uWu on >w< gwound, with catlike xDD watch, -When UwU that OwO the sweeping man shouwd stir; uWu fow 'tis -The :33 woyaw ^-^ disposition >_> of UwU that beast -ÚwÚ To uWu pwey uWu on nyothing UwU that doth ÚwÚ seem as UwU dead. -:3 This ^.^ seen, Orlando >_> did xDD appwoach OwO the man, -And ;;w;; found ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his :33 bwothew, his ÚwÚ ewdew brother. -CELIA. :33 O, I ^.^ have heard him speak >_> of UwU that >_> same brother; -And ^.^ he >_> did render him OwO the UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw -:33 That uWu wiv'd ÚwÚ amongst ^-^ men. -OLIVER. And ;;w;; weww ^.^ he UwU might OwO so uWu do, ->_< Fow ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was unnatural. -ROSALIND. But, ^-^ to >_< Owwando: >_> did ^.^ he xDD weave him there, -Food ^-^ to OwO the >w< suck'd ÚwÚ and x3 hungwy wionyess? -OLIVER. ;;w;; Twice >_> did ^.^ he xDD tuwn his ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and UwU puwpos'd >w< so; -But >_> kindnyess, nobler >w< evew than ÚwÚ wevenge, -And UwU nyatuwe, stronger than his ^.^ just uWu occasion, -^w^ Made him ^w^ give ^-^ battwe ^-^ to OwO the wionyess, -OwO Who >_> quickwy feww before him; in ;;w;; which huwtwing -From xDD misewabwe swumbew I ;;w;; awak'd. -CELIA. uWu Awe you his xDD bwothew? -ROSALIND. xDD Was't you ^.^ he x3 wescu'd? -CELIA. xDD Was't you UwU that >_> did OwO so ^w^ oft contrive ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO him? -OLIVER. ÚwÚ 'Twas I; uWu but 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 I. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame -ÚwÚ To tell you what I OwO was, >_< since my convewsion -^w^ So OwO sweetwy ^.^ tastes, being OwO the xDD thing I ÚwÚ am. -ROSALIND. But uWu fow OwO the bwoody nyapkin? -OLIVER. By ÚwÚ and by. -When ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^w^ wast, ;;w;; betwixt OwO us ^-^ two, -Tears ^-^ ouw recountments xDD had UwU most kindwy x3 bath'd, -UwU As how I came OwO into UwU that desewt place- -UwU In brief, ^.^ he wed me ^-^ to OwO the gentwe Duke, -OwO Who >_> gave me ^.^ fwesh awway ÚwÚ and >_> entewtainment, ->_> Committing me x3 unto my >_< bwothew's :33 wuv; -OwO Who wed me OwO instantwy x3 unto his ^-^ cave, -Thewe :3 stwipp'd himself, ÚwÚ and here x3 upon his arm -The ÚwÚ wionyess xDD had ^-^ town >w< some ^.^ fwesh ^w^ away, -^w^ Which >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe xDD had x3 bwed; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ fainted, -And cwied, in fainting, x3 upon ^-^ Wosawind. -Brief, I UwU wecuvw'd ^w^ him, bound OwO up his :33 wound, -And, aftew >w< some small ^-^ space, being >w< stwong at xDD heawt, -ÚwÚ He x3 sent me hithew, ^w^ stwangew as I OwO am, -ÚwÚ To tell :3 this xDD stowy, UwU that you UwU might ;;w;; excuse -His ^w^ bwoken ;;w;; pwomise, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 this nyapkin, -UwU Dy'd in his blood, x3 unto OwO the shephewd xDD youth -:33 That ^.^ he in uWu spowt doth caww his ^-^ Wosawind. -[ROSALIND >_< swoons] -CELIA. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^w^ Ganymede! ^w^ sweet ^w^ Ganymede! -OLIVER. >_> Many uWu wiww :33 swoon when uWu they ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook uWu on bwood. -CELIA. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe in it. Cousin ^w^ Ganymede! -OLIVER. Look, ^.^ he recovers. -ROSALIND. I would I ;;w;; wewe at UwU home. -CELIA. >w< We'ww ;;w;; wead you thithew. -I pray you, uWu wiww you UwU take him uWu by OwO the >_> awm? -OLIVER. Be >_> of good cheew, uWu youth. You :3 a ^w^ man! -You wack :3 a ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ heawt. -ROSALIND. I ^-^ do so, I x3 confess it. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 a ÚwÚ body would ÚwÚ think -:3 this ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >w< countewfeited. I pray you tell >_> youw bwothew how -;;w;; weww I >w< countewfeited. Heigh-ho! -OLIVER. :3 This ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ countewfeit; there :3 is xDD too gweat OwO testimony in ->_> youw complexion UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a passion >_> of earnest. -ROSALIND. :3 Countewfeit, I assuwe you. -OLIVER. ^.^ Weww then, UwU take :3 a good OwO heawt ÚwÚ and >w< countewfeit ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD man. -ROSALIND. ^w^ So I do; ;;w;; but, >w< i' :33 faith, I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ^-^ woman uWu by ->_> wight. -CELIA. ^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ wook paler ÚwÚ and uWu pawew; pray you dwaw ^.^ homewawds. -Good ;;w;; siw, >w< go with ÚwÚ us. -OLIVER. :33 That uWu wiww OwO I, uWu fow I >w< must bear ÚwÚ answew xDD back -OwO How you ;;w;; excuse my :33 bwothew, ^-^ Wosawind. -ROSALIND. I uWu shaww devise UwU something; ;;w;; but, I pray you, ÚwÚ commend my -xDD countewfeiting ^-^ to >_> him. uWu Wiww you go? >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The fowest - -x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY - -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. We uWu shaww find :3 a UwU time, uWu Audwey; >_> patience, gentwe Audrey. -OwO AUDWEY. OwO Faith, OwO the pwiest ÚwÚ was good enyough, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the ^.^ owd -gentweman's UwU saying. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO A UwU most ;;w;; wicked Sir xDD Owivew, ^.^ Audwey, :3 a UwU most :3 viwe ;;w;; Mawtext. -But, ^.^ Audwey, there :3 is :3 a xDD youth here in OwO the fowest lays OwO cwaim ^-^ to -you. -OwO AUDWEY. >w< Ay, I xDD knyow ^-^ who 'tis; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo ;;w;; intewest in me in OwO the -;;w;; wowwd; here comes OwO the man you mean. - -x3 Entew WIWWIAM - -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ It :3 is meat ÚwÚ and dwink ^-^ to me ^-^ to UwU see :3 a ^w^ cwown. By my ^w^ twoth, -^-^ we UwU that ^.^ have good xDD wits ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew :3 fow: ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be -flouting; ^-^ we cannyot howd. -UwU WIWWIAM. Good xDD ev'n, Audrey. -OwO AUDWEY. :3 God ye good xDD ev'n, ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. -UwU WIWWIAM. And good :3 ev'n ^-^ to you, sir. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Good xDD ev'n, gentwe >w< fwiend. ;;w;; Cuvw >w< thy uWu head, cuvw >w< thy -ÚwÚ head; xDD nyay, ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be cuvw'd. OwO How ^.^ owd awe you, fwiend? -UwU WIWWIAM. ^.^ Five ÚwÚ and :33 twenty, sir. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO A wipe age. ^-^ Is >w< thy name UwU Wiwwiam? -UwU WIWWIAM. ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, sir. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO A fair >w< nyame. ^w^ Wast :3 bown >w< i' th' fowest hewe? -UwU WIWWIAM. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank God. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. 'Thank OwO God.' OwO A good >w< answew. -Awt rich? -UwU WIWWIAM. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, OwO so ÚwÚ so. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. x3 'So uWu so' :3 is uWu good, vewy uWu good, vewy excellent >w< good; ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is not; ^.^ it :3 is uWu but OwO so ÚwÚ so. Awt :3 thou wise? -UwU WIWWIAM. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have :3 a pwetty wit. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou xDD say'st :33 weww. I ^-^ do :3 nyow wemembew :3 a saying: xDD 'The -OwO foow doth ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ wise, uWu but OwO the xDD wise man knows ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to >w< be -:3 a ^-^ foow.' The ^-^ heathen xDD phiwosophew, when ^.^ he xDD had :3 a desiwe ^-^ to xDD eat :3 a -grape, would open his lips when ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it OwO into his ^-^ mouth; meaning -^.^ theweby UwU that grapes ;;w;; wewe :3 made ^-^ to xDD eat ÚwÚ and lips ^-^ to xDD open. You ^-^ do -love :3 this ^-^ maid? -UwU WIWWIAM. I uWu do, sir. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. Awt :3 thou ;;w;; weawnyed? -UwU WIWWIAM. No, sir. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Then learn :3 this >_> of :3 me: ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a -figuwe in ^w^ whetowic UwU that x3 dwink, being UwU pouw'd >_< out >_> of ^w^ cup OwO into :3 a -glass, uWu by ^w^ fiwwing OwO the ^-^ onye doth uWu empty OwO the other; uWu fow >w< aww >_> youw -^-^ wwitews ^-^ do consent UwU that ipse :3 is xDD he; nyow, you awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ ipse, uWu fow I -x3 am ^w^ he. -UwU WIWWIAM. ^w^ Which >_< he, sir? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< He, ;;w;; siw, UwU that >w< must ÚwÚ mawwy :3 this OwO woman. :33 Thewefowe, you -UwU cwown, >_> abandon- ;;w;; which :3 is in OwO the UwU vuwgaw OwO weave- OwO the ^w^ society- ;;w;; which -in OwO the boowish :3 is ^-^ company- >_> of :3 this femawe- ;;w;; which in OwO the ^w^ common :3 is -xDD woman- ;;w;; which >_> togethew UwU is: >_> abandon OwO the ^w^ society >_> of :3 this ^-^ femawe; ;;w;; ow, -UwU cwown, :3 thou perishest; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to >w< thy better undewstanding, uWu diest; -;;w;; ow, ^-^ to wit, I :33 kiww ^.^ thee, ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^w^ away, :3 twanswate >w< thy life OwO into ->_< death, >w< thy ;;w;; wibewty OwO into bondage. I uWu wiww ^-^ deaw in :3 poison with ^.^ thee, -^w^ ow in bastinado, ^w^ ow in steel; I uWu wiww :33 bandy with ÚwÚ thee in ^w^ faction; -uWu wiww ÚwÚ o'ew-wun ÚwÚ thee with >_> powicy; I uWu wiww :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and -^w^ fifty ways; OwO thewefowe ^.^ twembwe ÚwÚ and depart. -OwO AUDWEY. uWu Do, good ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. -UwU WIWWIAM. :3 God west you uWu mewwy, sir. Exit - -x3 Entew CORIN - -CORIN. Our ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess UwU seeks OwO you; come ^w^ away, >_> away. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Twip, ^.^ Audwey, :33 twip, Audrey. I x3 attend, I >_> attend. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The fowest - -x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OWIVEW - -^-^ OWWANDO. :3 Is't possibwe UwU that uWu on OwO so wittwe >_> acquaintance you shouwd ->_< wike uWu hew? UwU that uWu but >_< seeing you shouwd love uWu hew? ÚwÚ and :33 woving woo? -:3 and, wooing, ^.^ she shouwd >w< gwant? ÚwÚ and uWu wiww you ;;w;; pewsevew ^-^ to enjoy -uWu hew? -OLIVER. ÚwÚ Nyeithew caww OwO the giddiness >_> of ^.^ it in ^.^ question, OwO the poverty ->_> of UwU hew, OwO the small OwO acquaintance, my ^w^ sudden wooing, :3 nyow xDD hew ^w^ sudden -consenting; uWu but uWu say with uWu me, I love :3 Awienya; uWu say with xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she -loves me; consent with uWu both UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may enjoy OwO each other. ^w^ It -uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to >_> youw >w< good; uWu fow my >_< fathew's house ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the OwO wevenyue -UwU that ÚwÚ was ^.^ owd Sir Wowwand's uWu wiww I ^-^ estate x3 upon you, ÚwÚ and here live -ÚwÚ and die :3 a uWu shephewd. -^-^ OWWANDO. You ^.^ have my consent. >_> Wet >_> youw >w< wedding >w< be >w< to-mowwow. -Thithew uWu wiww I ^w^ invite OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and all's OwO contented ÚwÚ fowwowews. uWu Go -you ÚwÚ and :33 pwepawe :3 Awienya; for, ÚwÚ wook you, here comes my ^-^ Wosawind. - -x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND - -ROSALIND. :3 God :33 save you, brother. -OLIVER. And you, fair sistew. Exit -ROSALIND. :33 O, my dear >_< Owwando, how ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves me ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee wear ->w< thy OwO heawt in :3 a >w< scawf! -^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ It :3 is my arm. -ROSALIND. I ^w^ thought >w< thy OwO heawt xDD had >_< been >_< wounded with OwO the cwaws >_> of :3 a -wion. -^-^ OWWANDO. :33 Wounded ^.^ it ;;w;; is, uWu but with OwO the eyes >_> of :3 a >_< wady. -ROSALIND. OwO Did >_> youw bwothew tell you how I counterfeited ^-^ to :33 swoon -when ^.^ he show'd me >_> youw ^-^ handkewchew? -^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and gweatew wonders than ;;w;; that. -ROSALIND. :33 O, I xDD knyow xDD whewe you >_> awe. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis true. Thewe ÚwÚ was never -^-^ any xDD thing OwO so ^w^ sudden uWu but OwO the fight >_> of two uWu wams ÚwÚ and Caesar's -thwasonyicaw brag >_> of OwO 'I >w< came, ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and >_> uvwcame.' >_< Fow >_> youw bwothew -ÚwÚ and my ^-^ sistew nyo sooner met uWu but uWu they >w< wook'd; nyo sooner ^.^ wook'd uWu but -uWu they lov'd; nyo sooner :33 wov'd uWu but uWu they ^w^ sigh'd; nyo sooner sigh'd uWu but -uWu they ÚwÚ ask'd ^-^ onye another OwO the ^.^ weason; nyo sooner knew OwO the reason uWu but -uWu they ÚwÚ sought OwO the :33 wemedy- ÚwÚ and in ^.^ these degrees ^.^ have uWu they :3 made paiw ->_> of ;;w;; staiws ^-^ to mawwiage, ;;w;; which uWu they uWu wiww climb x3 incontinyent, ^w^ ow ewse ->w< be incontinyent before marriage. ^.^ They awe in OwO the vewy ^w^ wwath >_> of -love, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww >w< togethew. :33 Cwubs cannyot part ^.^ them. -^-^ OWWANDO. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be married to-morrow; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ;;w;; bid OwO the UwU Duke -^-^ to OwO the nuptial. But, :33 O, how :33 bittew :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO into ->w< happinyess OwO thwough another ÚwÚ man's >_> eyes! By OwO so >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe uWu shaww I -to-morrow >w< be at OwO the >_< height >_> of UwU heawt-heavinyess, uWu by how >w< much I -uWu shaww ÚwÚ think my bwothew x3 happy in having what ^.^ he :3 wishes OwO fow. -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, then, to-morrow I cannyot sewve >_> youw xDD tuwn uWu fow -UwU Wosawind? -^-^ OWWANDO. I can live nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu by :3 thinking. -ROSALIND. I uWu wiww x3 weawy you, then, nyo ÚwÚ wongew with :33 idwe UwU tawking. xDD Knyow ->_> of me x3 then- uWu fow :3 nyow I speak ^-^ to >w< some puwpose- UwU that I xDD knyow you awe -:3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of good :3 conceit. I speak ^.^ nyot :3 this UwU that you shouwd -bear :3 a good >_< opinyion >_> of my ^.^ knyowwedge, ^w^ insomuch I uWu say I xDD knyow you -;;w;; awe; neither ^-^ do I >_< wabouw uWu fow :3 a gweatew >_< esteem than ^-^ may in >w< some -wittwe measuwe dwaw :3 a bewief ^-^ fwom you, ^-^ to ^-^ do yourself uWu good, ÚwÚ and -^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO gwace >_> me. >_< Bewieve then, ^-^ if you please, UwU that I can ^-^ do -ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; things. I x3 have, >_< since I ÚwÚ was three yeaw >_> owd, >_< convews'd -with :3 a ^-^ magician, UwU most :3 pwofound in his art ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ;;w;; damnyabwe. ->w< If you ^-^ do love Rosalind OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO heawt as >_> youw xDD gestuwe x3 cwies -^.^ it out, when >_> youw bwothew :3 mawwies ^.^ Awienya uWu shaww you ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. I -xDD knyow OwO into what stwaits >_> of >_> fowtunye ^.^ she :3 is dwiven; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot -impossibwe ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ if ^.^ it :3 appeaw ^.^ nyot :3 inconvenyient ^-^ to you, ^-^ to xDD set -xDD hew before >_> youw eyes to-morrow, human as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ^-^ without ^-^ any ->_> dangew. -^-^ OWWANDO. Speak'st :3 thou in :33 sobew meanyings? -ROSALIND. By my xDD wife, I do; ;;w;; which I >w< tendew dearly, >w< though I uWu say I -x3 am :3 a magician. OwO Thewefowe >w< put you in >_> youw :33 best awway, ;;w;; bid >_> youw -fwiends; uWu fow ^-^ if you uWu wiww >w< be married to-morrow, you shall; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to -Rosalind, ^-^ if you uWu wiww. - -x3 Entew SILVIUS ÚwÚ and UwU PHEBE - -Look, here comes :3 a >_> wuvw >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wuvw >_> of hers. -PHEBE. x3 Youth, you ^.^ have x3 donye me >w< much ungentleness -ÚwÚ To show OwO the letter UwU that I :3 wwit ^-^ to you. -ROSALIND. I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ if I have. ^w^ It :3 is my study -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ seem ^.^ despitefuw ÚwÚ and ungentwe ^-^ to you. -You awe there follow'd uWu by :3 a xDD faithfuw shepherd; -Wook x3 upon ^w^ him, love him; ^.^ he :3 wowships you. -PHEBE. Good >w< shephewd, tell :3 this xDD youth what 'tis ^-^ to wuv. -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >w< aww :3 made >_> of sighs ÚwÚ and teaws; -And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow Phebe. -PHEBE. And I uWu fow >w< Ganymede. -^-^ OWWANDO. And I uWu fow ^-^ Wosawind. -ROSALIND. And I uWu fow nyo OwO woman. -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >w< aww :3 made >_> of :3 faith ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvice; -And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow Phebe. -PHEBE. And I uWu fow >w< Ganymede. -^-^ OWWANDO. And I uWu fow ^-^ Wosawind. -ROSALIND. And I uWu fow nyo OwO woman. -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >w< aww :3 made >_> of fantasy, -^-^ Aww :3 made >_> of :3 passion, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 made >_> of ;;w;; wishes; -^-^ Aww adowation, duty, ÚwÚ and x3 obsewvance, -^-^ Aww humbwenyess, >w< aww >_> patience, ÚwÚ and :33 impatience, -^-^ Aww purity, >w< aww trial, >w< aww uWu obedience; -And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow Phebe. -PHEBE. And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow >w< Ganymede. -^-^ OWWANDO. And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow ^-^ Wosawind. -ROSALIND. And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow nyo OwO woman. -PHEBE. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, x3 why blame you me ^-^ to love you? -^.^ SIWVIUS. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, x3 why blame you me ^-^ to love you? -^-^ OWWANDO. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, x3 why blame you me ^-^ to love you? -ROSALIND. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak UwU too, ;;w;; 'Why blame you me ^-^ to love ^-^ you?' -^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ To xDD hew UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, :3 nyow doth ^.^ nyot heaw. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Pway you, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ^.^ this; 'tis >_< wike OwO the howwing >_> of Iwish -wolves x3 against OwO the ÚwÚ moon. uWu [To >_> SIWVIUS] I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp you ^-^ if I ^.^ can. -uWu [To ;;w;; PHEBE] I would love you ^-^ if I couwd.- >w< To-mowwow ^.^ meet me >w< aww ->w< togethew. OwO [ ÚwÚ To UwU PHEBE ] I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy you ^-^ if >w< evew I ÚwÚ mawwy woman, -ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be married >w< to-mowwow. uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] I uWu wiww xDD satisfy you ^-^ if ->w< evew I ;;w;; satisfied man, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww >w< be married >w< to-mowwow. uWu [To -Silvius] I uWu wiww ^.^ content you ^-^ if what pweases you uWu contents you, ÚwÚ and -you uWu shaww >w< be married >w< to-mowwow. uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] UwU As you love -Rosalind, ÚwÚ meet. uWu [To >_> SIWVIUS] UwU As you love ^w^ Phebe, xDD meet;- ÚwÚ and as I -love nyo woman, I'll ÚwÚ meet. UwU So, fare you ;;w;; weww; I ^.^ have weft you ->_< commands. -^.^ SIWVIUS. I'll ^.^ nyot :33 faiw, ^-^ if I wive. -PHEBE. Nyow :3 I. -^-^ OWWANDO. Nyow :3 I. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The fowest - -x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY - -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< To-mowwow :3 is OwO the >_< joyfuw day, ;;w;; Audwe'y; to-morrow uWu wiww ^-^ we ->w< be :3 mawwied. -OwO AUDWEY. I ^-^ do desiwe ^.^ it with >w< aww my >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is nyo ->_< dishonyest desiwe ^-^ to desiwe ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of OwO the world. ;;w;; Hewe come -two >_> of OwO the banish'd >w< Duke's pages. - -x3 Entew two UwU PAGES - -OwO FIWST UwU PAGE. ^.^ Weww met, >w< honyest gentleman. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; weww :33 met. Come >_> sit, >_> sit, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU song. -x3 SECOND UwU PAGE. We awe uWu fow OwO you; ^-^ sit >w< i' th' >_< middwe. -OwO FIWST UwU PAGE. :33 Shaww ^-^ we cwap into't ^.^ woundwy, ^-^ without ^.^ hawking, ^w^ ow -^.^ spitting, ^w^ ow ^.^ saying ^-^ we awe uWu hoawse, ;;w;; which awe OwO the only prologues -^-^ to :3 a OwO bad voice? -x3 SECOND UwU PAGE. uWu I'faith, UwU i'faith; ÚwÚ and uWu both in :3 a tunye, >_< wike two :3 gipsies -uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ howse. - ->w< SONG. -^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> wuvw ÚwÚ and his x3 wass, -x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, -:33 That o'ew OwO the green :3 cown-fiewd >_> did xDD pass -UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, OwO the only pwetty ring UwU time, -When :33 biwds ^-^ do sing, x3 hey uWu ding :3 a ding, ^-^ ding. -^.^ Sweet lovers love OwO the spring. - ->w< Between OwO the ^w^ acwes >_> of OwO the ^-^ wye, -x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, -^.^ These pwetty ;;w;; countwy xDD fowks would >_< wie, -UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, &c. - -:3 This carol uWu they >_< began UwU that xDD houw, -x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, -OwO How UwU that :3 a life ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a ^w^ fwowew, -UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, &c. - -And OwO thewefowe UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time, -x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, ->_< Fow love :3 is crowned with OwO the ;;w;; pwime, -UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, &c. - -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, x3 young gentlemen, >w< though there ÚwÚ was nyo gweat -matter in OwO the OwO ditty, ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ was vewy xDD untunyeabwe. -OwO FIWST UwU PAGE. uWu YOU awe uWu deceiv'd, siw; ^-^ we ^-^ kept UwU time, ^-^ we lost ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw -xDD time. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. By my ^w^ twoth, ÚwÚ yes; I ;;w;; count ^.^ it uWu but UwU time lost ^-^ to hear such -:3 a foowish UwU song. :3 God ^-^ buy OwO you; ÚwÚ and :3 God OwO mend >_> youw x3 voices. ^w^ Come, -Audrey. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -The fowest - -x3 Entew DUKE ^-^ SENyIOW, AMIENS, ^w^ JAQUES, :3 OWWANDO, ^-^ OWIVEW, ÚwÚ and CEWIA - -DUKE SENIOR. Dost :3 thou >w< bewieve, >_< Owwando, UwU that OwO the :3 boy -^w^ Can ^-^ do >w< aww :3 this UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath pwomised? -^-^ OWWANDO. I ^.^ sometimes ^-^ do believe ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes ^-^ do nyot: -UwU As x3 those UwU that ;;w;; feaw uWu they hope, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow uWu they fear. - -x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, >_> SIWVIUS, ÚwÚ and UwU PHEBE - -ROSALIND. uWu Patience UwU once :3 mowe, whiwes ^-^ ouw xDD compact :3 is :33 uwg'd: -You ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if I bwing in >_> youw Rosalind, -You uWu wiww bestow xDD hew uWu on Orlando hewe? -DUKE SENIOR. :33 That would OwO I, xDD had I xDD kingdoms ^-^ to ^w^ give with :3 hew. -ROSALIND. And you uWu say you uWu wiww ^.^ have xDD hew when I bwing uWu hew? -^-^ OWWANDO. :33 That would OwO I, ;;w;; wewe I >_> of >w< aww xDD kingdoms xDD king. -ROSALIND. You uWu say ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, ^-^ if I >w< be wiwwing? -PHEBE. :33 That uWu wiww OwO I, shouwd I die OwO the hour >w< aftew. -ROSALIND. But ^-^ if you ^-^ do ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, -You'll ^w^ give yourself ^-^ to :3 this UwU most xDD faithfuw ^-^ shephewd? -PHEBE. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the ;;w;; bawgain. -ROSALIND. You uWu say UwU that ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have ^w^ Phebe, ^-^ if ^.^ she x3 wiww? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^-^ Though ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew ÚwÚ and death ;;w;; wewe uWu both ^-^ onye >_> thing. -ROSALIND. I ^.^ have OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww :3 this matter even. -Keep you >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, :3 O Duke, ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw ^-^ daughtew; -You xDD youws, >_< Owwando, ^-^ to weceive his ^-^ daughtew; -Keep >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ Phebe, UwU that ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, -Ow ewse, wefusing uWu me, ^-^ to wed :3 this shepherd; -Keep >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, ;;w;; Siwvius, UwU that ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew ->w< If ^.^ she ^w^ wefuse me; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom x3 hence I ÚwÚ go, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ these :33 doubts >w< aww even. ->_< Exeunt OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA -DUKE SENIOR. I ^-^ do wemembew in :3 this shephewd :3 boy -uWu Some lively UwU touches >_> of my :33 daughtew's OwO favouw. -^-^ OWWANDO. UwU My lord, OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time UwU that I >w< evew ^-^ saw him -uWu Methought ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a bwothew ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. -But, my good lord, :3 this :3 boy :3 is forest-born, -And ;;w;; hath >_< been tutor'd in OwO the rudiments -x3 Of many desperate studies uWu by his uncwe, -x3 Whom ^.^ he reports ^-^ to >w< be :3 a gweat ^-^ magician, -Obscured in OwO the ciwcwe >_> of :3 this >_< fowest. - -x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY - -:3 JAQUES. Thewe ;;w;; is, ;;w;; suwe, another flood toward, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these couples awe -UwU coming ^-^ to OwO the :3 awk. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a paiw >_> of vewy ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ beasts ;;w;; which -in >w< aww ^.^ tongues awe xDD caww'd fools. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Sawutation ÚwÚ and greeting ^-^ to you all! -:3 JAQUES. Good my lord, ;;w;; bid him welcome. :3 This :3 is OwO the motley-minded -^-^ gentweman UwU that I ^.^ have OwO so >_< often met in OwO the >_< fowest. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 a -:33 couwtiew, ^.^ he uWu sweaws. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< If ^-^ any man x3 doubt UwU that, let him >w< put me ^-^ to my xDD puwgation. -I ^.^ have >w< twod :3 a measuwe; I ^.^ have fwatt'wed :3 a lady; I ^.^ have >_< been -^.^ powitic with my OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ smooth with >_< minye enemy; I ^.^ have undonye -three taiwows; I ^.^ have xDD had ;;w;; fouw :33 quawwews, ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD fought -^w^ onye. -:3 JAQUES. And how ÚwÚ was UwU that ta'en ^.^ up? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO Faith, ^-^ we met, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found OwO the >_< quawwew ÚwÚ was x3 upon OwO the -^-^ seventh ^.^ cause. -:3 JAQUES. OwO How ^-^ seventh cause? Good my lord, >_< wike :3 this fewwow. -DUKE SENIOR. I >_< wike him vewy :33 weww. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :3 God ;;w;; 'iwd you, siw; I desiwe you >_> of OwO the like. I press in -;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ amongst OwO the west >_> of OwO the ;;w;; countwy copulatives, ^-^ to uWu sweaw -ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu fowsweaw, >w< accowding as mawwiage OwO binds ÚwÚ and UwU bwood bweaks. OwO A -UwU poow UwU viwgin, ;;w;; siw, OwO an uWu iww-favouw'd :33 thing, ;;w;; siw, uWu but >_< minye own; :3 a -UwU poow humouw >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to UwU take UwU that UwU that man ewse uWu wiww. UwU Wich -xDD honyesty dwells >_< wike :3 a ^-^ misew, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a UwU poow >_< house; as >_> youw ;;w;; peaww -in >_> youw ;;w;; fouw ^-^ oystew. -DUKE SENIOR. By my :33 faith, ^.^ he :3 is vewy swift ÚwÚ and sententious. -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the foow's bowt, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and such >w< duwcet +JAQUES. Why, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ good to be >_> sad ÚwÚ and >_> say OwO nyothing. +ROSALIND. Why >w< then, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ good to be :3 a x3 post. +JAQUES. UwU I uWu have :3 nyeithew x3 the scholar's UwU mewanchowy, which >_> is +:3 emuwation; nor x3 the :3 musician's, which >_> is uWu fantasticaw; nor x3 the +courtier's, which >_> is ^.^ pwoud; nor x3 the >_> sowdiew's, which >_> is +:33 ambitious; nor x3 the :33 wawyew's, which >_> is ^w^ powitic; nor x3 the lady's, +which >_> is >w< nyice; nor x3 the wuvw's, which >_> is aww :3 these; >_> but >w< it >_> is :3 a +^-^ mewanchowy of >_< minye OwO own, OwO compounded of UwU many simples, extracted +from UwU many x3 objects, x3 and, :33 indeed, x3 the UwU sundwy >_< contempwation of x3 my +travels; uWu in which x3 my often wuminyation ^.^ wwaps ;;w;; me uWu in :3 a UwU most humorous +sadness. +ROSALIND. ^-^ A ÚwÚ twavewwew! ^-^ By x3 my ^w^ faith, xDD you uWu have great reason to be +OwO sad. UwU I feaw xDD you uWu have sold x3 youw UwU own ^-^ wands to >_> see othew ^-^ men's; xDD then +to uWu have :3 seen much ÚwÚ and to uWu have >_< nyothing >_> is to uWu have rich eyes ÚwÚ and +poor ^w^ hands. +JAQUES. Yes, UwU I uWu have x3 gain'd x3 my x3 expewience. + +Entew OWWANDO + +ROSALIND. xDD And x3 youw UwU expewience x3 makes xDD you OwO sad. UwU I xDD had rather uWu have :3 a +>w< foow to >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ mewwy than UwU expewience to >_< make ;;w;; me >_< sad- ÚwÚ and to +travel fow >w< it UwU too. +>_< OWWANDO. ^-^ Good ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and happinyess, uWu deaw Rosalind! +JAQUES. Nyay, >w< then, ^w^ God UwU buy UwU you, >w< an xDD you tawk uWu in ;;w;; bwank verse. +ROSALIND. UwU Faweweww, ;;w;; Monsieuw Twavewwew; wook xDD you >w< wisp ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaw +;;w;; stwange suits, >_< disabwe aww x3 the benyefits of x3 youw UwU own country, be +x3 out of wuv with x3 youw OwO nyativity, ÚwÚ and almost UwU chide ^w^ God fow x3 making +xDD you :3 that >_< countenyance xDD you >_< awe; ow UwU I xDD wiww scawce think xDD you uWu have +^-^ swam uWu in :3 a >_> gondowa. ;;w;; [Exit ;;w;; JAQUES] Why, >w< how now, Owwando! :3 whewe +uWu have xDD you :33 been aww ÚwÚ this x3 whiwe? >_> You :3 a >w< wuvw! ^-^ An xDD you serve ;;w;; me xDD such +anyothew OwO twick, >_< nyevew come uWu in x3 my ^.^ sight more. +>_< OWWANDO. OwO My >w< faiw :33 Wosawind, UwU I come within >w< an >_> houw of x3 my pwomise. +ROSALIND. ^.^ Bweak >w< an hour's promise uWu in love! >w< He :3 that xDD wiww OwO divide :3 a +minyute x3 into :3 a thousand xDD pawts, ÚwÚ and bweak >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the +thousand ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a minyute uWu in x3 the affairs of xDD wuv, >w< it OwO may be uWu said +of ^.^ him :3 that x3 Cupid hath ^-^ cwapp'd ^.^ him ^.^ o' x3 th' shouwdew, >_> but I'll +:33 wawwant ^.^ him heart-whole. +>_< OWWANDO. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, uWu deaw :3 Wosawind. +ROSALIND. Nyay, >w< an xDD you be UwU so OwO tawdy, come nyo ^.^ mowe uWu in x3 my :33 sight. UwU I xDD had +>_< as UwU wief be woo'd of :3 a x3 snyaiw. +>_< OWWANDO. Of :3 a snail! +ROSALIND. Ay, of :3 a ^.^ snyaiw; fow ^w^ though ^.^ he x3 comes >w< swowwy, ^.^ he xDD cawwies +:33 his ;;w;; house on :33 his ^-^ head- :3 a xDD bettew x3 jointuwe, UwU I >_< think, than xDD you >_< make +:3 a >_< woman; >_< besides, ^.^ he >_< bwings :33 his ^.^ destiny with ^.^ him. +>_< OWWANDO. x3 What's ^-^ that? +ROSALIND. Why, :3 howns; which xDD such >_< as xDD you OwO awe >_> fain to be beholding to +x3 youw ;;w;; wives ^w^ fow; >_> but ^.^ he x3 comes :3 awmed uWu in :33 his fowtunye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwevents +x3 the ^-^ swandew of :33 his x3 wife. +>_< OWWANDO. x3 Viwtue >_> is nyo ÚwÚ hown-makew; ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> Wosawind >_> is ÚwÚ viwtuous. +ROSALIND. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw :3 Wosawind. +>_> CEWIA. ^.^ It x3 pweases ^.^ him to caww xDD you so; >_> but ^.^ he hath :3 a >_> Wosawind of :3 a +xDD bettew x3 weew than OwO you. +ROSALIND. ^.^ Come, ^.^ woo uWu me, ^.^ woo OwO me; fow nyow UwU I ^w^ am uWu in :3 a x3 howiday >_< humouw, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike enough to ÚwÚ consent. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you >_> say to ;;w;; me now, >w< an UwU I +:3 wewe x3 youw xDD vewy xDD vewy ^w^ Wosawind? +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 kiss >w< befowe UwU I >_> spoke. +ROSALIND. Nyay, xDD you :3 wewe xDD bettew speak first; ÚwÚ and when xDD you :3 wewe +gravell'd fow ^.^ wack of >w< mattew, xDD you ^w^ might OwO take ;;w;; occasion to >w< kiss. +Very ÚwÚ good orators, when ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ out, ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 spit; ÚwÚ and fow +^w^ wuvws ÚwÚ wacking- ^w^ God x3 wawn us!- >w< mattew, x3 the cweanwiest OwO shift >_> is to +>w< kiss. +>_< OWWANDO. How >_> if x3 the :3 kiss be denyied? +ROSALIND. UwU Then ^.^ she puts xDD you to ;;w;; entweaty, ÚwÚ and there ÚwÚ begins x3 nyew +:3 mattew. +>_< OWWANDO. Who couwd be ^.^ out, ^.^ being >w< befowe :33 his beloved mistwess? +ROSALIND. OwO Mawwy, :3 that >_> shouwd UwU you, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe x3 youw mistress; ow UwU I +>_> shouwd think x3 my honesty >_> wankew than x3 my >_< wit. +>_< OWWANDO. What, of x3 my suit? +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 out of x3 youw ^w^ appawew, ÚwÚ and yet x3 out of x3 youw OwO suit. +^w^ Am nyot UwU I x3 youw ^w^ Wosawind? +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I OwO take x3 some joy to >_> say xDD you awe, uWu because UwU I ^.^ wouwd be :33 tawking +of her. +ROSALIND. xDD Weww, uWu in her pewson, UwU I >_> say UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have OwO you. +>_< OWWANDO. Then, uWu in >_< minye UwU own pewson, UwU I die. +ROSALIND. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, ^-^ die ^.^ by ^-^ attownyey. uWu The poor wowwd >_> is almost six +thousand years :3 owd, ÚwÚ and uWu in aww ÚwÚ this time there UwU was nyot xDD any x3 man +>w< died uWu in :33 his UwU own pewson, videlicet, uWu in :3 a UwU wuv-cause. Twoiwus xDD had +:33 his brains dash'd x3 out with :3 a Grecian >w< cwub; yet ^.^ he uWu did >_> what ^.^ he +couwd to ^-^ die x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is one of x3 the ;;w;; pattewns of love. +xDD Weandew, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have liv'd UwU many :3 a >w< faiw >w< yeaw, ^w^ though ^.^ Hewo xDD had +>_> tuwn'd nun, >_> if >w< it xDD had nyot :33 been fow :3 a :3 hot ;;w;; midsummew ^w^ nyight; for, +ÚwÚ good youth, ^.^ he OwO went >_> but fowth to >_< wash ^.^ him uWu in x3 the Hellespont, x3 and, +^.^ being :33 taken with x3 the cramp, UwU was drown'd; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< foowish +>_< chwonyicwews of :3 that age >_> found >w< it ^.^ was- ^.^ Hewo of Sestos. OwO But these +OwO awe aww :33 wies: ;;w;; men uWu have >w< died from time to time, ÚwÚ and wowms uWu have +eaten ÚwÚ them, >_> but nyot fow love. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have x3 my >w< wight >_> Wosawind of ÚwÚ this xDD mind; for, UwU I +protest, her fwown ^w^ might OwO kiww x3 me. +ROSALIND. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, >w< it xDD wiww nyot OwO kiww :3 a fwy. OwO But come, nyow UwU I +xDD wiww be x3 youw >_> Wosawind uWu in :3 a ^.^ mowe x3 coming-on ^-^ disposition; ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask ;;w;; me +>_> what xDD you :33 wiww, UwU I xDD wiww gwant :3 it. +>_< OWWANDO. UwU Then wuv uWu me, :3 Wosawind. +ROSALIND. Yes, ^w^ faith, xDD wiww I, Fridays ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Satuwdays, ÚwÚ and all. +>_< OWWANDO. xDD And wiwt xDD thou uWu have me? +ROSALIND. Ay, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty xDD such. +>_< OWWANDO. >_> What sayest thou? +ROSALIND. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot good? +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I UwU hope :3 so. +ROSALIND. Why >w< then, ^.^ can one ^.^ desiwe ^w^ too much of :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; thing? ^.^ Come, +^-^ sistew, xDD you UwU shaww be x3 the ;;w;; pwiest, ÚwÚ and marry >_> us. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, +Owwando. >_> What UwU do xDD you say, ^-^ sistew? +>_< OWWANDO. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, marry >_> us. +>_> CEWIA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> say x3 the ÚwÚ wowds. +ROSALIND. >_> You ^w^ must x3 begin UwU 'Wiww UwU you, ;;w;; Owwando'- +>_> CEWIA. Go ;;w;; to. Will UwU you, >_> Owwando, uWu have to >w< wife ÚwÚ this ^w^ Wosawind? +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I :33 wiww. +ROSALIND. Ay, >_> but xDD when? +>_< OWWANDO. Why, >_< nyow; >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as ^.^ she ^.^ can marry >_> us. +ROSALIND. UwU Then xDD you ^w^ must >_> say ÚwÚ 'I OwO take ÚwÚ thee, :33 Wosawind, fow wife.' +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I OwO take ÚwÚ thee, :33 Wosawind, fow x3 wife. +ROSALIND. UwU I ^w^ might ^w^ ask xDD you fow x3 youw UwU commission; ÚwÚ but- UwU I UwU do OwO take ÚwÚ thee, +>_> Owwando, fow x3 my husband. >_> Thewe's :3 a girl xDD goes >w< befowe x3 the pwiest; +x3 and, certainly, :3 a xDD woman's xDD thought wuns >w< befowe her UwU actions. +>_< OWWANDO. ^w^ So UwU do aww thoughts; ;;w;; they OwO awe wing'd. +ROSALIND. Now tell ;;w;; me >w< how ^-^ wong xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have hew, ÚwÚ aftew xDD you uWu have +>_< possess'd her. +>_< OWWANDO. For OwO evew ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 day. +ROSALIND. x3 Say xDD 'a xDD day' ^-^ without x3 the 'evew.' :3 Nyo, no, OwO Owwando; ;;w;; men OwO awe +;;w;; Apwiw when ;;w;; they woo, Decembew when ;;w;; they :3 wed: ^w^ maids OwO awe ^-^ May when +;;w;; they OwO awe >_< maids, >_> but x3 the sky :33 changes when ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ wives. UwU I xDD wiww +be ^.^ mowe jealous of uWu thee than :3 a Bawbawy OwO cock-pigeon uvw :33 his UwU hen, +^.^ mowe ;;w;; cwamowous than :3 a xDD pawwot OwO against rain, ^.^ mowe ^w^ nyew-fangwed than +>w< an >_< ape, ^.^ mowe ^-^ giddy uWu in x3 my desiwes than :3 a UwU monkey. UwU I xDD wiww xDD weep fow +uWu nyothing, ^.^ wike Diana uWu in x3 the :33 fountain, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 that when xDD you +OwO awe uWu dispos'd to be ;;w;; mewwy; UwU I xDD wiww laugh ^.^ wike :3 a >w< hyen, ÚwÚ and :3 that when +xDD thou OwO awe ^-^ incwin'd to OwO sweep. +>_< OWWANDO. OwO But xDD wiww x3 my >_> Wosawind UwU do so? +ROSALIND. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, ^.^ she xDD wiww UwU do >_< as UwU I xDD do. +>_< OWWANDO. >_< O, >_> but ^.^ she >_> is uWu wise. +ROSALIND. :33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ she couwd nyot uWu have x3 the wit to UwU do UwU this. uWu The >_< wisew, +x3 the :3 waywawdew. ^-^ Make x3 the x3 doows ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD woman's ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD wiww x3 out +uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ casement; shut :3 that, ÚwÚ and 'twill x3 out uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ key-howe; ÚwÚ stop +:3 that, 'twill fwy with x3 the >_< smoke x3 out uWu at x3 the chimney. +>_< OWWANDO. ^-^ A x3 man :3 that xDD had :3 a >w< wife with xDD such :3 a ^w^ wit, ^.^ he ^w^ might >_> say 'Wit, +:33 whithew ^-^ wiwt?' ROSALIND. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ might >_< keep :3 that ^.^ check fow :33 it, >w< tiww xDD you >w< met x3 youw +^w^ wife's wit x3 going to x3 youw OwO nyeighbouw's :3 bed. +>_< OWWANDO. xDD And >_> what wit couwd wit uWu have to UwU excuse ^-^ that? +ROSALIND. OwO Mawwy, to >_> say ^.^ she ^-^ came to >_> seek xDD you :33 thewe. >_> You UwU shaww >_< nyevew +OwO take her ^-^ without her ÚwÚ answew, ^w^ unwess xDD you OwO take her ^-^ without her +:33 tongue. >_< O, :3 that OwO woman :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >_< make her ;;w;; fauwt her husband's +^w^ occasion, wet her >_< nyevew nyuwse her chiwd herself, fow ^.^ she xDD wiww +breed >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a foow! +>_< OWWANDO. For these >w< two houws, :33 Wosawind, UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave thee. +ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Awas, uWu deaw xDD wuv, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ wack uWu thee >w< two xDD houws! +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^w^ must >_< attend x3 the >w< Duke uWu at uWu dinnyew; ^.^ by >w< two UwU o'cwock UwU I xDD wiww be +with uWu thee ;;w;; again. +ROSALIND. Ay, OwO go x3 youw >w< ways, OwO go x3 youw uWu ways. UwU I UwU knyew >_> what xDD you ^.^ wouwd +pwuv; x3 my ^w^ fwiends told ;;w;; me >_< as ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD thought nyo :3 wess. :33 That +flattering >_> tongue of >_> youws ^.^ won x3 me. 'Tis >_> but one ;;w;; cast away, ÚwÚ and +>_> so, come ;;w;; death! Two UwU o'cwock >_> is x3 youw :3 houw? +>_< OWWANDO. Ay, x3 sweet :3 Wosawind. +ROSALIND. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ good earnest, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ God mend uWu me, ÚwÚ and +^.^ by aww OwO pwetty >w< oaths :3 that OwO awe nyot UwU dangewous, >_> if xDD you bweak one jot +of x3 youw ;;w;; pwomise, ow come one minyute x3 behind x3 youw ^-^ houw, UwU I xDD wiww +think xDD you x3 the UwU most ;;w;; patheticaw bweak-pwomise, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU most OwO howwow +^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU most >_< unwowthy of her xDD you caww :33 Wosawind, :3 that OwO may +be OwO chosen x3 out of x3 the gwoss band of x3 the :33 unfaithfuw. Therefore +UwU bewawe x3 my ;;w;; censuwe, ÚwÚ and >_< keep x3 youw pwomise. +>_< OWWANDO. With nyo less :33 wewigion than >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt ÚwÚ indeed x3 my +;;w;; Wosawind; >_> so, ^w^ adieu. +ROSALIND. xDD Weww, ^-^ Time >_> is x3 the ;;w;; owd justice :3 that examinyes aww xDD such +xDD offendews, ÚwÚ and wet ^-^ Time >_> twy. uWu Adieu. uWu Exit OWWANDO +>_> CEWIA. >_> You uWu have simply misus'd UwU ouw sex uWu in x3 youw >_> wuv-pwate. We ^w^ must +uWu have x3 youw ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and >_> hose ^w^ pwuck'd uvw x3 youw head, ÚwÚ and x3 show x3 the +wowwd >_> what x3 the biwd hath donye to her UwU own xDD nyest. +ROSALIND. x3 O x3 coz, x3 coz, x3 coz, x3 my OwO pwetty xDD wittwe x3 coz, :3 that xDD thou :33 didst +^.^ knyow >w< how UwU many OwO fathom >_> deep UwU I ^w^ am uWu in love! OwO But >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be :3 sounded; +x3 my :3 affection hath >w< an unknown ^w^ bottom, ^.^ wike x3 the Bay of Powtugaw. +>_> CEWIA. :33 Ow UwU wathew, bottomwess; :3 that >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as xDD you pouw :3 affection +x3 in, >w< it wuns OwO out. +ROSALIND. No; :3 that same wicked ^.^ bastawd of ^w^ Venyus, :3 that UwU was ^.^ begot of +^-^ thought, conceiv'd of >w< spween, ÚwÚ and bown of xDD madnyess; :3 that ^w^ bwind +rascally ^-^ boy, :3 that abuses every one's ^w^ eyes, uWu because :33 his UwU own OwO awe +:3 out- wet ^.^ him be OwO judge >w< how >_> deep UwU I ^w^ am uWu in love. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, +:3 Awienya, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be x3 out of x3 the ^.^ sight of Owwando. I'll OwO go find :3 a +xDD shadow, ÚwÚ and x3 sigh >w< tiww ^.^ he x3 come. +>_> CEWIA. xDD And I'll OwO sweep. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The >_< fowest + +Entew JAQUES ÚwÚ and LORDS, uWu in x3 the OwO habit of >_< fowestews + +JAQUES. >_< Which >_> is ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ kiwwed x3 the >_< deew? +WOWD. UwU Siw, >w< it UwU was ^.^ I. +JAQUES. :3 Wet's xDD pwesent ^.^ him to x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ^.^ wike :3 a Roman conqueror; ÚwÚ and +>w< it ^.^ wouwd UwU do weww to uWu set x3 the deer's >w< howns ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> head fow :3 a +branch of ^.^ victowy. :3 Have xDD you nyo song, forester, fow ÚwÚ this purpose? +WOWD. Yes, sir. +JAQUES. :33 Sing uWu it; UwU 'tis nyo ;;w;; mattew >w< how >w< it be uWu in ÚwÚ tunye, UwU so >w< it >_< make noise +enyough. + +OwO SONG. + +>_> What UwU shaww ^.^ he uWu have :3 that kill'd x3 the >_< deew? +ÚwÚ His >_> weathew uWu skin ÚwÚ and >w< howns to weaw. +;;w;; [The xDD west UwU shaww hear ÚwÚ this burden:] +UwU Then ^.^ sing ^.^ him >_> home. + +^.^ Take xDD thou nyo ^w^ scown to ^-^ weaw x3 the ^-^ hown; +^.^ It UwU was :3 a uWu cwest ere xDD thou >w< wast born. +x3 Thy father's >w< fathew ÚwÚ wowe uWu it; +xDD And >w< thy >w< fathew bore :3 it. +uWu The >_< hown, x3 the >_< hown, x3 the ÚwÚ wusty >_< hown, +Is nyot :3 a ^.^ thing to laugh to xDD scown. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The >_< fowest + +Entew ROSALIND ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA + +ROSALIND. How >_> say xDD you ^.^ nyow? Is >w< it nyot x3 past >w< two >_< o'cwock? +xDD And OwO hewe much Owwando! +>_> CEWIA. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, with puwe wuv ÚwÚ and troubled :3 bwain, ^.^ he hath +>_> ta'en :33 his bow ÚwÚ and awwows, ÚwÚ and >_> is >_> gonye ^-^ fowth- to OwO sweep. x3 Wook, who +x3 comes hewe. + +Entew OwO SIWVIUS + +^.^ SIWVIUS. OwO My x3 ewwand >_> is to UwU you, >w< faiw uWu youth; +OwO My ^-^ gentwe >_> Phebe uWu did bid ;;w;; me UwU give xDD you UwU this. +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 the :3 contents; but, >_< as UwU I guess +^-^ By x3 the xDD stewn ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ and >w< waspish uWu action +>_< Which ^.^ she uWu did use >_< as ^.^ she UwU was wwiting of :33 it, +^.^ It bears >w< an angry tenour. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, +UwU I ^w^ am >_> but >_< as :3 a ;;w;; guiwtwess :3 messengew. +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Patience herself ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; stawtwe uWu at ÚwÚ this letter, +xDD And :33 pway x3 the >w< swaggewew. ÚwÚ Beaw uWu this, UwU beaw all. +:33 She ;;w;; says UwU I ^w^ am nyot faiw, :3 that UwU I ^.^ wack mannyews; +:33 She ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me :3 pwoud, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ she couwd nyot wuv uWu me, +^.^ Wewe x3 man >_< as OwO wawe >_< as Phoenyix. ^.^ 'Od's x3 my will! +:3 Hew wuv >_> is nyot x3 the UwU hawe :3 that UwU I UwU do hunt; +Why >_< wwites ^.^ she UwU so to me? xDD Weww, shepherd, weww, +This >_> is :3 a >_> wettew of x3 youw UwU own uWu device. +^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 Nyo, UwU I protest, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 the :3 contents; +>_> Phebe uWu did >w< wwite :3 it. +ROSALIND. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you OwO awe :3 a x3 foow, +xDD And >_> tuwn'd x3 into x3 the extremity of love. +UwU I saw her xDD hand; ^.^ she >_> has :3 a weathewn uWu hand, +^-^ A UwU fweestonye-cowouw'd xDD hand; UwU I x3 vewiwy uWu did think +:33 That her ;;w;; owd ^.^ gwuvs :3 wewe ;;w;; on, >_> but uWu 'twas her hands; +:33 She >_> has :3 a :33 huswife's :33 hand- >_> but ^w^ that's nyo :3 mattew. +UwU I >_> say ^.^ she >_< nyevew uWu did invent ÚwÚ this uWu wettew: +This >_> is :3 a :33 man's invention, ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< hand. +^.^ SIWVIUS. Sure, >w< it >_> is hers. +ROSALIND. Why, UwU 'tis :3 a boisterous ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU cwuew ^-^ stywe; +^-^ A >_> stywe fow x3 chawwengews. Why, ^.^ she ÚwÚ defies uWu me, +Wike ^w^ Tuwk to >_> Chwistian. ÚwÚ Women's ^-^ gentwe :3 bwain +Could nyot >_< dwop fowth xDD such >_< giant-wude invention, +>w< Such >w< Ethiope wowds, OwO bwackew uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ effect +Than uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ countenyance. Will xDD you hear x3 the wettew? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, fow UwU I >_< nyevew heard >w< it :33 yet; +ÚwÚ Yet heard ^w^ too much of x3 Phebe's ÚwÚ cwuewty. +ROSALIND. :33 She ^-^ Phebes ;;w;; me: mark >w< how x3 the tyrant ^w^ wwites. +[Weads] + +'Art xDD thou god to xDD shephewd :3 tuwn'd, +:33 That :3 a maiden's >_< heawt hath burn'd?' + +UwU Can :3 a OwO woman waiw >_< thus? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ;;w;; Caww xDD you ÚwÚ this ^-^ waiwing? +ROSALIND. >_> 'Why, >w< thy >w< godhead laid >_< apawt, +Waww'st xDD thou with :3 a xDD woman's >w< heawt?' + +Did xDD you OwO evew hear xDD such ^-^ waiwing? + +:3 'Whiwes x3 the ^w^ eye of x3 man uWu did ^.^ woo uWu me, +:33 That couwd UwU do nyo UwU vengeance to xDD me.' + +:3 Meanying ;;w;; me :3 a beast. + +x3 'If x3 the ^w^ scown of x3 youw uWu bwight eyne +:3 Have powew to >w< waise xDD such wuv uWu in >_> minye, +xDD Awack, uWu in ;;w;; me >_> what ;;w;; stwange ^w^ effect +Wouwd ;;w;; they ^.^ wowk uWu in >_< miwd UwU aspect! +Whiwes xDD you ;;w;; chid uWu me, UwU I uWu did love; +How xDD then ^w^ might x3 youw >_< pwayews uWu muv! +>w< He :3 that >_< bwings ÚwÚ this wuv to x3 the +>_< Wittwe xDD knyows ÚwÚ this wuv uWu in OwO me; +xDD And ^.^ by ^.^ him UwU seaw x3 up >w< thy UwU mind, +Whethew :3 that >w< thy :33 youth ÚwÚ and uWu kind +Will x3 the faithfuw offer OwO take +Of ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and aww :3 that UwU I ^.^ can xDD make; +:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ by ^.^ him x3 my wuv deny, +xDD And xDD then I'll ^-^ study >w< how to ^-^ die.' +^.^ SIWVIUS. ;;w;; Caww xDD you ÚwÚ this >w< chiding? +>_> CEWIA. ÚwÚ Awas, poor OwO shephewd! +ROSALIND. Do xDD you pity him? :3 Nyo, ^.^ he >_> desewves nyo >_> pity. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou wuv +xDD such :3 a x3 woman? What, to >_< make uWu thee >w< an instrument, ÚwÚ and :33 pway UwU fawse +stwains ;;w;; upon uWu thee! ÚwÚ Nyot to be x3 enduw'd! xDD Weww, OwO go x3 youw uWu way to hew, +fow UwU I >_> see wuv hath UwU made uWu thee >w< tame snake, ÚwÚ and >_> say ÚwÚ this to xDD hew- +:3 that >_> if ^.^ she wuv uWu me, UwU I :3 chawge her to wuv ÚwÚ thee; >_> if ^.^ she xDD wiww >_> nyot, +UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew uWu have her ^w^ unwess xDD thou entweat fow her. ;;w;; If xDD you be :3 a +true ^.^ wuvw, hence, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a wowd; fow OwO hewe x3 comes ^.^ mowe UwU company. +uWu Exit OwO SIWVIUS + +Entew ÚwÚ OWIVEW + +OwO OWIVEW. ^-^ Good morrow, >w< faiw :33 onyes; pray UwU you, >_> if xDD you knyow, +Whewe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; puwwieus of ÚwÚ this >_< fowest >w< stands +^-^ A >_< sheep-cote ÚwÚ fenc'd about with UwU owive twees? +>_> CEWIA. xDD West of ÚwÚ this pwace, down uWu in x3 the OwO nyeighbouw :33 bottom. +uWu The rank of ^.^ osiews ^.^ by x3 the >w< muwmuwing stweam +Left on x3 youw >w< wight uWu hand >_< bwings xDD you to x3 the ;;w;; pwace. +OwO But uWu at ÚwÚ this >_> houw x3 the ;;w;; house xDD doth >_< keep >_< itsewf; +>_> Thewe's >_< nyonye x3 within. +OwO OWIVEW. ;;w;; If :3 that >w< an ^w^ eye OwO may pwofit ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; tongue, +UwU Then >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ by descwiption- +>w< Such garments, ÚwÚ and xDD such ^.^ yeaws: 'The ;;w;; boy >_> is faiw, +Of >_< femawe favour, ÚwÚ and OwO bestows >_< himsewf +Wike :3 a ripe x3 sistew; x3 the OwO woman low, +xDD And >w< bwownyew than her brother.' ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you +uWu The owner of x3 the ;;w;; house UwU I uWu did ^.^ inquiwe for? +>_> CEWIA. ^.^ It >_> is nyo boast, ^.^ being ;;w;; ask'd, to >_> say ^.^ we x3 awe. +OwO OWIVEW. :3 Owwando xDD doth ÚwÚ commend ^.^ him to xDD you both; +xDD And to :3 that :33 youth ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws :33 his >_> Wosawind +>w< He OwO sends ÚwÚ this bwoody >_> nyapkin. ^w^ Awe xDD you uWu he? +ROSALIND. UwU I am. >_> What ^w^ must ^.^ we understand ^.^ by :3 this? +OwO OWIVEW. ;;w;; Some of x3 my OwO shame; >_> if xDD you xDD wiww ^.^ knyow of ;;w;; me +>_> What x3 man UwU I am, ÚwÚ and how, ÚwÚ and >w< why, ÚwÚ and where, +This ÚwÚ handkewchew UwU was ÚwÚ stain'd. +>_> CEWIA. UwU I pray UwU you, tell :3 it. +OwO OWIVEW. x3 When >w< wast x3 the xDD young :3 Owwando pawted from UwU you, +>w< He left :3 a promise to ^-^ wetuwn again +OwO Within >w< an houw; x3 and, pacing ^w^ thwough x3 the uWu fowest, +:33 Chewing x3 the OwO food of x3 sweet ÚwÚ and UwU bittew >_> fancy, +Lo, >_> what :33 befeww! >w< He OwO thwew :33 his ^w^ eye ÚwÚ aside, +xDD And mark >_> what :33 object uWu did xDD pwesent itself. +;;w;; Undew >w< an ÚwÚ oak, x3 whose ^-^ boughs :3 wewe uWu moss'd with age, +xDD And xDD high ;;w;; top ;;w;; bawd with xDD dwy :33 antiquity, +^-^ A wwetched ^-^ wagged ^w^ man, >_< o'ewgwown with hair, +Way x3 sweeping on :33 his back. About :33 his x3 nyeck +^-^ A green ÚwÚ and :3 giwded uWu snyake xDD had ^-^ wweath'd itself, +Who with her >_> head >_< nyimbwe uWu in threats ^w^ appwoach'd +uWu The >w< openying of :33 his x3 mouth; >_> but suddenly, +x3 Seeing >_> Owwando, >w< it uWu unwink'd itself, +xDD And with indented gwides uWu did swip OwO away +^.^ Into :3 a bush; :33 undew which ÚwÚ bush's shade +^-^ A wionyess, with ^-^ uddews aww drawn ^.^ dwy, +Way couching, >_> head on ground, with catlike >w< watch, +x3 When :3 that x3 the x3 sweeping x3 man >_> shouwd >w< stiw; fow UwU 'tis +uWu The royal uWu disposition of :3 that beast +;;w;; To prey on >_< nyothing :3 that xDD doth xDD seem >_< as uWu dead. +This uWu seen, :3 Owwando uWu did appwoach x3 the ^w^ man, +xDD And >_> found >w< it UwU was :33 his brother, :33 his :33 ewdew ^-^ bwothew. +>_> CEWIA. >_< O, UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him speak of :3 that same bwothew; +xDD And ^.^ he uWu did render ^.^ him x3 the UwU most unnyatuwaw +:33 That liv'd amongst ^.^ men. +OwO OWIVEW. xDD And weww ^.^ he ^w^ might UwU so UwU do, +For weww UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ unnyatuwaw. +ROSALIND. But, to xDD Owwando: uWu did ^.^ he OwO weave ^.^ him thewe, +Food to x3 the ^-^ suck'd ÚwÚ and hungwy x3 wionyess? +OwO OWIVEW. xDD Twice uWu did ^.^ he turn :33 his back, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ puwpos'd so; +OwO But kindnyess, >w< nyobwew OwO evew than UwU wevenge, +xDD And nyatuwe, stronger than :33 his >w< just ^w^ occasion, +Made ^.^ him UwU give ÚwÚ battwe to x3 the wionyess, +Who quickly UwU feww >w< befowe him; uWu in which ;;w;; huwtwing +Fwom >w< misewabwe >_> swumbew UwU I :3 awak'd. +>_> CEWIA. ^w^ Awe xDD you :33 his bwothew? +ROSALIND. ^-^ Was't xDD you ^.^ he ^.^ wescu'd? +>_> CEWIA. ^-^ Was't xDD you :3 that uWu did UwU so ;;w;; oft >_< contwive to OwO kiww him? +OwO OWIVEW. >_< 'Twas x3 I; >_> but UwU 'tis nyot ^.^ I. UwU I UwU do nyot ^-^ shame +;;w;; To tell xDD you >_> what UwU I UwU was, xDD since x3 my conversion +^w^ So sweetly >w< tastes, ^.^ being x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I am. +ROSALIND. OwO But fow x3 the bwoody ÚwÚ nyapkin? +OwO OWIVEW. ^-^ By ÚwÚ and by. +x3 When from x3 the xDD fiwst to last, betwixt >_> us >_> two, +Tears UwU ouw recountments xDD had UwU most ^-^ kindwy UwU bath'd, +;;w;; As >w< how UwU I ^-^ came x3 into :3 that desewt :3 pwace- +^w^ In ^-^ bwief, ^.^ he x3 wed ;;w;; me to x3 the ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Duke, +Who uWu gave ;;w;; me >w< fwesh awway ÚwÚ and ^w^ entewtainment, +^w^ Committing ;;w;; me >w< unto x3 my brother's love; +Who x3 wed ;;w;; me instantly >w< unto :33 his >_< cave, +>_> Thewe stwipp'd himsewf, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ;;w;; upon :33 his awm +uWu The ^.^ wionyess xDD had :33 town x3 some >w< fwesh away, +>_< Which aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe xDD had ^.^ bwed; ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ fainted, +xDD And cwied, uWu in fainting, ;;w;; upon :3 Wosawind. +Bwief, UwU I ^w^ wecuvw'd :3 him, bound x3 up :33 his ^-^ wound, +^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew x3 some UwU smaww space, ^.^ being >w< stwong uWu at uWu heawt, +>w< He sent ;;w;; me hithew, stwangew >_< as UwU I am, +;;w;; To tell ÚwÚ this story, :3 that xDD you ^w^ might UwU excuse +ÚwÚ His xDD bwoken ;;w;; pwomise, ÚwÚ and to UwU give ÚwÚ this nyapkin, +OwO Dy'd uWu in :33 his bwood, >w< unto x3 the xDD shephewd :33 youth +:33 That ^.^ he uWu in spowt xDD doth caww :33 his :3 Wosawind. +:3 [WOSAWIND ÚwÚ swoons] +>_> CEWIA. Why, >w< how now, xDD Ganymede! x3 sweet xDD Ganymede! +OwO OWIVEW. xDD Many xDD wiww xDD swoon when ;;w;; they UwU do wook on blood. +>_> CEWIA. >_> Thewe >_> is ^.^ mowe uWu in :3 it. x3 Cousin xDD Ganymede! +OwO OWIVEW. x3 Wook, ^.^ he recovers. +ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe uWu at >_> home. +>_> CEWIA. ^-^ We'ww lead xDD you xDD thithew. +UwU I pray UwU you, xDD wiww xDD you OwO take ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the awm? +OwO OWIVEW. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good cheew, >_< youth. >_> You :3 a ;;w;; man! +>_> You ^.^ wack :3 a :33 man's ;;w;; heawt. +ROSALIND. UwU I UwU do >_> so, UwU I x3 confess :3 it. xDD Ah, sirrah, :3 a >w< body ^.^ wouwd think +ÚwÚ this UwU was weww :3 countewfeited. UwU I pray xDD you tell x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew >w< how +weww UwU I :3 countewfeited. Heigh-ho! +OwO OWIVEW. This UwU was nyot :3 countewfeit; there >_> is ^w^ too great testimony uWu in +x3 youw >_< compwexion :3 that >w< it UwU was :3 a passion of >w< eawnyest. +ROSALIND. OwO Countewfeit, UwU I :33 assuwe OwO you. +OwO OWIVEW. Weww >w< then, OwO take :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< heawt ÚwÚ and OwO countewfeit to be :3 a man. +ROSALIND. ^w^ So UwU I do; but, :33 i' ^w^ faith, UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO woman ^.^ by +ÚwÚ wight. +>_> CEWIA. ^.^ Come, xDD you wook :33 pawew ÚwÚ and ^w^ pawew; pray xDD you dwaw UwU homewawds. +^-^ Good ^w^ siw, OwO go with >_> us. +OwO OWIVEW. :33 That xDD wiww I, fow UwU I ^w^ must UwU beaw answew back +How xDD you UwU excuse x3 my brother, :3 Wosawind. +ROSALIND. UwU I UwU shaww >w< devise something; but, UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ commend x3 my +countewfeiting to ^.^ him. Will xDD you >w< go? 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Faith, x3 the priest UwU was ÚwÚ good UwU enyough, fow aww x3 the ;;w;; owd +uWu gentweman's saying. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ A UwU most wicked Sir UwU Owivew, Audwey, :3 a UwU most ^-^ viwe Mawtext. +But, Audwey, there >_> is :3 a :33 youth OwO hewe uWu in x3 the >_< fowest ways >_< cwaim to +OwO you. +uWu AUDWEY. Ay, UwU I ^.^ knyow who ÚwÚ 'tis; ^.^ he hath nyo ÚwÚ intewest uWu in ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the +wowwd; OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the x3 man xDD you x3 mean. + +Entew UwU WIWWIAM + +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^.^ It >_> is :3 meat ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink to ;;w;; me to >_> see :3 a clown. ^-^ By x3 my troth, +^.^ we :3 that uWu have ÚwÚ good :33 wits uWu have much to answew for: ^.^ we UwU shaww be +OwO fwouting; ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot hold. +WILLIAM. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ ev'n, uWu Audwey. +uWu AUDWEY. ^w^ God OwO ye ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ ev'n, William. +WILLIAM. xDD And ÚwÚ good ev'n to UwU you, sir. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ ev'n, ^-^ gentwe :3 fwiend. Cover >w< thy head, UwU cuvw >w< thy +head; x3 nyay, :33 pwithee be cover'd. How ;;w;; owd OwO awe UwU you, >w< fwiend? +WILLIAM. :3 Five ÚwÚ and twenty, sir. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ A ripe age. Is >w< thy xDD nyame ^-^ Wiwwiam? +WILLIAM. >w< Wiwwiam, sir. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ A >w< faiw nyame. UwU Wast bown :33 i' x3 th' >_< fowest hewe? +WILLIAM. Ay, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_> thank >_< God. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. xDD 'Thank ^w^ God.' ^-^ A ÚwÚ good answer. +Awt xDD wich? +WILLIAM. Faith, ^w^ siw, UwU so :3 so. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. x3 'So ÚwÚ so' >_> is UwU good, xDD vewy UwU good, xDD vewy :3 excewwent good; ÚwÚ and +yet >w< it >_> is x3 nyot; >w< it >_> is >_> but UwU so :3 so. Awt xDD thou :33 wise? +WILLIAM. Ay, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have :3 a OwO pwetty >_< wit. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Why, xDD thou say'st well. UwU I UwU do nyow remember :3 a ^w^ saying: 'The +>w< foow xDD doth think ^.^ he >_> is >_< wise, >_> but x3 the uWu wise x3 man xDD knyows >_< himsewf to be +:3 a fool.' uWu The heathen >_> phiwosophew, when ^.^ he xDD had :3 a ^.^ desiwe to eat :3 a +OwO gwape, ^.^ wouwd open :33 his lips when ^.^ he put >w< it x3 into :33 his x3 mouth; meaning +theweby :3 that gwapes :3 wewe UwU made to eat ÚwÚ and lips to open. >_> You UwU do +wuv ÚwÚ this maid? +WILLIAM. UwU I UwU do, sir. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. Awt xDD thou learned? +WILLIAM. :3 Nyo, sir. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU Then :3 weawn ÚwÚ this of ;;w;; me: to uWu have >_> is to uWu have; fow >w< it >_> is :3 a +xDD figuwe uWu in >_> whetowic :3 that dwink, ^.^ being :3 pouw'd x3 out of >w< cup x3 into :3 a +gwass, ^.^ by filling x3 the one xDD doth :33 empty x3 the >w< othew; fow aww x3 youw +^.^ wwitews UwU do >_< consent :3 that OwO ipse >_> is he; now, xDD you OwO awe nyot >_< ipse, fow UwU I +^w^ am he. +WILLIAM. >_< Which xDD he, UwU siw? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ He, ^w^ siw, :3 that ^w^ must marry ÚwÚ this uWu woman. >_< Thewefowe, xDD you +:3 cwown, :3 abandon- which >_> is uWu in x3 the uWu vuwgaw weave- x3 the society- which +uWu in x3 the uWu boowish >_> is >w< company- of ÚwÚ this female- which uWu in x3 the ^w^ common >_> is +^-^ woman- which togethew ^w^ is: ;;w;; abandon x3 the >w< society of ÚwÚ this OwO femawe; or, +:3 cwown, xDD thou >w< pewishest; or, to >w< thy xDD bettew ^.^ undewstanding, >w< diest; +or, to ^w^ wit, UwU I OwO kiww ÚwÚ thee, >_< make uWu thee away, UwU twanswate >w< thy >w< wife x3 into +UwU death, >w< thy ^w^ wibewty x3 into bondage. UwU I xDD wiww deal uWu in x3 poison with ÚwÚ thee, +ow uWu in ÚwÚ bastinyado, ow uWu in steel; UwU I xDD wiww >w< bandy with uWu thee uWu in x3 faction; +xDD wiww o'er-run uWu thee with :33 powicy; UwU I xDD wiww OwO kiww uWu thee :3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and +:33 fifty x3 ways; >_< thewefowe :3 twembwe ÚwÚ and uWu depawt. +uWu AUDWEY. UwU Do, ÚwÚ good William. +WILLIAM. ^w^ God xDD west xDD you >_> mewwy, sir. uWu Exit + +Entew COWIN + +CORIN. Our >_< mastew ÚwÚ and mistwess >_> seeks uWu you; come away, xDD away. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Trip, Audwey, >w< twip, uWu Audwey. UwU I >w< attend, UwU I xDD attend. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The >_< fowest + +Entew OWWANDO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ OWIVEW + +>_< OWWANDO. ^-^ Is't OwO possibwe :3 that on UwU so xDD wittwe >_< acquaintance xDD you >_> shouwd +^.^ wike OwO hew? :3 that >_> but ^-^ seeing xDD you >_> shouwd wuv OwO hew? ÚwÚ and >w< woving ^-^ woo? +x3 and, ^.^ wooing, ^.^ she >_> shouwd ;;w;; gwant? ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD you persever to ^.^ enjoy +OwO hew? +OwO OWIVEW. >_> Nyeithew caww x3 the ;;w;; giddinyess of >w< it uWu in ^.^ question, x3 the uWu puvwty +of hew, x3 the UwU smaww ÚwÚ acquaintance, x3 my ^.^ sudden ^.^ wooing, nor her ^.^ sudden +UwU consenting; >_> but >_> say with uWu me, UwU I wuv Awienya; >_> say with her :3 that ^.^ she +loves OwO me; >_< consent with both :3 that ^.^ we OwO may ^.^ enjoy >_< each :3 othew. ^.^ It +UwU shaww be to x3 youw good; fow x3 my father's ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and aww x3 the >_> wevenyue +:3 that UwU was ;;w;; owd Sir ^w^ Wowwand's xDD wiww UwU I estate ;;w;; upon UwU you, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^w^ wive +ÚwÚ and ^-^ die :3 a ^-^ shephewd. +>_< OWWANDO. >_> You uWu have x3 my ÚwÚ consent. Let x3 youw ÚwÚ wedding be ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +Thither xDD wiww UwU I invite x3 the >w< Duke ÚwÚ and aww's UwU contented fowwowews. Go +xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> pwepawe Awienya; for, wook UwU you, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my :3 Wosawind. + +Entew ROSALIND + +ROSALIND. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, ^-^ bwothew. +OwO OWIVEW. xDD And UwU you, >w< faiw sister. uWu Exit +ROSALIND. >_< O, x3 my uWu deaw >_> Owwando, >w< how >w< it grieves ;;w;; me to >_> see uWu thee ^-^ weaw +>w< thy >_< heawt uWu in :3 a >_< scawf! +>_< OWWANDO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my awm. +ROSALIND. UwU I xDD thought >w< thy >_< heawt xDD had :33 been wounded with x3 the claws of :3 a +>_> wion. +>_< OWWANDO. Wounded >w< it ;;w;; is, >_> but with x3 the eyes of :3 a >_> wady. +ROSALIND. Did x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew tell xDD you >w< how UwU I :33 countewfeited to xDD swoon +when ^.^ he ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me x3 youw handkercher? +>_< OWWANDO. Ay, ÚwÚ and :33 gweatew wondews than x3 that. +ROSALIND. >_< O, UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 whewe xDD you x3 awe. Nyay, UwU 'tis true. >_> Thewe UwU was >_< nyevew +xDD any ^.^ thing UwU so ^.^ sudden >_> but x3 the >w< fight of >w< two wams ÚwÚ and Caesar's +uWu thwasonyicaw bwag of ÚwÚ 'I came, ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and uvwcame.' For x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew +ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 sistew nyo :33 soonyew >w< met >_> but ;;w;; they wook'd; nyo :33 soonyew >_> wook'd >_> but +;;w;; they lov'd; nyo :33 soonyew :3 wov'd >_> but ;;w;; they ^-^ sigh'd; nyo :33 soonyew xDD sigh'd >_> but +;;w;; they >w< ask'd one anyothew x3 the UwU weason; nyo :33 soonyew UwU knyew x3 the reason >_> but +;;w;; they >_< sought x3 the ^-^ wemedy- ÚwÚ and uWu in these >_> degwees uWu have ;;w;; they UwU made :33 paiw +of >_< staiws to ^.^ mawwiage, which ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 cwimb xDD incontinyent, ow >_> ewse +be incontinyent >w< befowe marriage. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu in x3 the xDD vewy >_> wwath of +xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD wiww together. x3 Cwubs ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ pawt OwO them. +>_< OWWANDO. ^-^ They UwU shaww be mawwied to-morrow; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww bid x3 the >w< Duke +to x3 the :33 nyuptiaw. But, >_< O, >w< how UwU bittew :3 a ^.^ thing >w< it >_> is to wook x3 into +happinyess ^w^ thwough anyothew :33 man's xDD eyes! ^-^ By UwU so much x3 the ^.^ mowe UwU shaww UwU I +to-mowwow be uWu at x3 the height of heart-heaviness, ^.^ by >w< how much UwU I +UwU shaww think x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ^w^ happy uWu in xDD having >_> what ^.^ he wishes ;;w;; fow. +ROSALIND. Why, >w< then, to-mowwow UwU I ;;w;; cannyot serve x3 youw turn fow +^w^ Wosawind? +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^.^ can ^w^ wive nyo longer ^.^ by ÚwÚ thinking. +ROSALIND. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ weawy UwU you, >w< then, nyo longer with idle tawking. xDD Knyow +of ;;w;; me ^.^ then- fow nyow UwU I speak to x3 some purpose- :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe +:3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of ÚwÚ good xDD conceit. UwU I speak nyot ÚwÚ this :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd +UwU beaw :3 a ÚwÚ good opinyion of x3 my ^-^ knyowwedge, >_< insomuch UwU I >_> say UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you +>_< awe; :3 nyeithew UwU do UwU I labour fow :3 a :33 gweatew >_> esteem than OwO may uWu in x3 some +xDD wittwe UwU measuwe dwaw :3 a bewief from UwU you, to UwU do >_> youwsewf UwU good, ÚwÚ and +nyot to xDD gwace x3 me. :3 Bewieve >w< then, >_> if xDD you please, :3 that UwU I ^.^ can UwU do +;;w;; stwange xDD things. UwU I have, xDD since UwU I UwU was >w< thwee xDD yeaw :3 owd, convers'd +with :3 a OwO magician, UwU most profound uWu in :33 his awt ÚwÚ and yet nyot uWu damnyabwe. +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do wuv >_> Wosawind UwU so nyeaw x3 the >_< heawt >_< as x3 youw uWu gestuwe x3 cwies +>w< it ^.^ out, when x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew uWu mawwies ^w^ Awienya UwU shaww xDD you marry her. UwU I +^.^ knyow x3 into >_> what stwaits of :3 fowtunye ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ dwiven; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is nyot +xDD impossibwe to uWu me, >_> if >w< it appeaw nyot inconvenyient to UwU you, to uWu set +her >w< befowe x3 youw eyes ^.^ to-mowwow, human >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ^-^ without xDD any +danger. +>_< OWWANDO. Speak'st xDD thou uWu in sober >_> meanyings? +ROSALIND. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, UwU I do; which UwU I xDD tendew ^-^ deawwy, ^w^ though UwU I >_> say UwU I +^w^ am :3 a magician. Therefore put xDD you uWu in x3 youw best x3 awway, bid x3 youw +>_< fwiends; fow >_> if xDD you xDD wiww be mawwied ^.^ to-mowwow, xDD you :3 shaww; ÚwÚ and to +:33 Wosawind, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww. + +Entew OwO SIWVIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ PHEBE + +x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes :3 a wuvw of >_> minye, ÚwÚ and :3 a wuvw of hers. +>_< PHEBE. ^w^ Youth, xDD you uWu have donye ;;w;; me much UwU ungentwenyess +;;w;; To x3 show x3 the >_> wettew :3 that UwU I ^-^ wwit to OwO you. +ROSALIND. UwU I :3 cawe nyot >_> if UwU I :3 have. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my ^-^ study +;;w;; To xDD seem xDD despitefuw ÚwÚ and x3 ungentwe to OwO you. +>_> You OwO awe there follow'd ^.^ by :3 a faithfuw >w< shephewd; +Wook ;;w;; upon :3 him, wuv him; ^.^ he worships OwO you. +>_< PHEBE. ^-^ Good shepherd, tell ÚwÚ this :33 youth >_> what UwU 'tis to love. +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ It >_> is to be aww UwU made of :3 sighs ÚwÚ and teaws; +xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow UwU Phebe. +>_< PHEBE. xDD And UwU I fow Ganymede. +>_< OWWANDO. xDD And UwU I fow :3 Wosawind. +ROSALIND. xDD And UwU I fow nyo uWu woman. +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ It >_> is to be aww UwU made of :33 faith ÚwÚ and ^w^ sewvice; +xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow UwU Phebe. +>_< PHEBE. xDD And UwU I fow Ganymede. +>_< OWWANDO. xDD And UwU I fow :3 Wosawind. +ROSALIND. xDD And UwU I fow nyo uWu woman. +^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ It >_> is to be aww UwU made of fantasy, +All UwU made of ^-^ passion, ÚwÚ and aww UwU made of OwO wishes; +All xDD adowation, >_< duty, ÚwÚ and observance, +All humbleness, aww patience, ÚwÚ and impatience, +All puwity, aww OwO twiaw, aww obedience; +xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow UwU Phebe. +>_< PHEBE. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow Ganymede. +>_< OWWANDO. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow :3 Wosawind. +ROSALIND. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow nyo uWu woman. +>_< PHEBE. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be >_> so, >w< why uWu bwame xDD you ;;w;; me to wuv you? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be >_> so, >w< why uWu bwame xDD you ;;w;; me to wuv you? +>_< OWWANDO. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be >_> so, >w< why uWu bwame xDD you ;;w;; me to wuv you? +ROSALIND. Why UwU do xDD you speak :3 too, UwU 'Why uWu bwame xDD you ;;w;; me to wuv you?' +>_< OWWANDO. ;;w;; To her :3 that >_> is nyot UwU hewe, nor xDD doth nyot heaw. +ROSALIND. >_> Pway UwU you, nyo ^.^ mowe of >_< this; UwU 'tis ^.^ wike x3 the xDD howwing of Irish +wolves OwO against x3 the x3 moon. :33 [To SIWVIUS] UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp xDD you >_> if UwU I ;;w;; can. +:33 [To >_> PHEBE] UwU I ^.^ wouwd wuv xDD you >_> if UwU I ^w^ couwd.- >_< To-mowwow :3 meet ;;w;; me aww +together. :3 [ ;;w;; To ^w^ PHEBE xDD ] UwU I xDD wiww marry xDD you >_> if OwO evew UwU I marry ^w^ woman, +ÚwÚ and I'll be mawwied ÚwÚ to-mowwow. :33 [To xDD OWWANDO] UwU I xDD wiww satisfy xDD you >_> if +OwO evew UwU I ^-^ satisfied ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww be mawwied ÚwÚ to-mowwow. :33 [To +Silvius] UwU I xDD wiww :3 content xDD you >_> if >_> what x3 pweases xDD you contents UwU you, ÚwÚ and +xDD you UwU shaww be mawwied ÚwÚ to-mowwow. :33 [To xDD OWWANDO] ;;w;; As xDD you wuv +:33 Wosawind, ^.^ meet. :33 [To SIWVIUS] ;;w;; As xDD you wuv ^-^ Phebe, ^-^ meet;- ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU I +wuv nyo ^w^ woman, I'll ^.^ meet. So, ^-^ fawe xDD you well; UwU I uWu have left xDD you +:33 commands. +^.^ SIWVIUS. I'll nyot fail, >_> if UwU I wive. +>_< PHEBE. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. +>_< OWWANDO. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The >_< fowest + +Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and AUDWEY + +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. >_< To-mowwow >_> is x3 the >w< joyfuw ^-^ day, ^w^ Audwe'y; to-mowwow xDD wiww ^.^ we +be mawwied. +uWu AUDWEY. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe >w< it with aww x3 my heawt; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU hope >w< it >_> is nyo +;;w;; dishonyest ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ desiwe to be :3 a OwO woman of x3 the wowwd. :3 Hewe come +>w< two of x3 the banyish'd Duke's ^-^ pages. + +Entew >w< two >w< PAGES + +uWu FIWST xDD PAGE. Weww :3 met, xDD honyest :3 gentweman. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ By x3 my troth, weww ÚwÚ met. :3 Come ^.^ sit, ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 song. +^w^ SECOND xDD PAGE. We OwO awe fow uWu you; sit :33 i' x3 th' xDD middwe. +uWu FIWST xDD PAGE. Shall ^.^ we >_< cwap into't :33 woundwy, ^-^ without :33 hawking, ow +UwU spitting, ow :3 saying ^.^ we OwO awe >w< hoawse, which OwO awe x3 the >w< onwy xDD pwowogues +to :3 a :33 bad :33 voice? +^w^ SECOND xDD PAGE. :33 I'faith, uWu i'faith; ÚwÚ and both uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ tunye, ^.^ wike >w< two OwO gipsies +on :3 a horse. + +OwO SONG. +^.^ It UwU was :3 a wuvw ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu wass, +With :3 a ^w^ hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> hey nyonyinyo, +:33 That ^-^ o'ew x3 the green cown-fiewd uWu did pass +^w^ In x3 the ^-^ spwing time, x3 the >w< onwy OwO pwetty OwO wing time, +x3 When xDD biwds UwU do ^w^ sing, >_> hey ding :3 a :33 ding, x3 ding. +ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ wuvws wuv x3 the ÚwÚ spwing. + +Between x3 the acres of x3 the UwU wye, +With :3 a ^w^ hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> hey nyonyinyo, +;;w;; These OwO pwetty countwy folks ^.^ wouwd wie, +^w^ In x3 the ^-^ spwing time, &c. + +This ^-^ cawow ;;w;; they began :3 that ^-^ houw, +With :3 a ^w^ hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> hey nyonyinyo, +How :3 that :3 a >w< wife UwU was >_> but :3 a x3 fwowew, +^w^ In x3 the ^-^ spwing time, &c. + +xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO take x3 the xDD pwesent time, +With :3 a ^w^ hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> hey nyonyinyo, +For wuv >_> is ^.^ cwownyed with x3 the prime, +^w^ In x3 the ^-^ spwing time, &c. + +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Twuwy, xDD young xDD gentwemen, ^w^ though there UwU was nyo great +;;w;; mattew uWu in x3 the ^.^ ditty, yet x3 the ^-^ nyote UwU was xDD vewy UwU untunyeabwe. +uWu FIWST xDD PAGE. YOU OwO awe ^.^ deceiv'd, siw; ^.^ we :33 kept time, ^.^ we wost nyot UwU ouw +uWu time. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ By x3 my troth, yes; UwU I ;;w;; count >w< it >_> but time wost to hear xDD such +:3 a >_< foowish :33 song. ^w^ God UwU buy uWu you; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God mend x3 youw ^-^ voices. ^.^ Come, +uWu Audwey. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +uWu The >_< fowest + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE SENIOR, >_< AMIENS, >w< JAQUES, OWWANDO, x3 OWIVEW, ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA + +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. uWu Dost xDD thou :33 bewieve, >_> Owwando, :3 that x3 the ;;w;; boy +UwU Can UwU do aww ÚwÚ this :3 that ^.^ he hath promised? +>_< OWWANDO. UwU I x3 sometimes UwU do ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes UwU do not: +;;w;; As UwU those :3 that feaw ;;w;; they hope, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they ;;w;; feaw. + +Entew WOSAWIND, UwU SIWVIUS, ÚwÚ and ^w^ PHEBE + +ROSALIND. ;;w;; Patience >_> once >_> mowe, whiwes UwU ouw compact >_> is urg'd: +>_> You say, >_> if UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu in x3 youw :33 Wosawind, +>_> You xDD wiww bestow her on :3 Owwando hewe? +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. :33 That ^.^ wouwd I, xDD had UwU I OwO kingdoms to UwU give with her. +ROSALIND. xDD And xDD you >_> say xDD you xDD wiww uWu have her when UwU I ;;w;; bwing OwO hew? +>_< OWWANDO. :33 That ^.^ wouwd I, :3 wewe UwU I of aww OwO kingdoms king. +ROSALIND. >_> You >_> say you'ww marry uWu me, >_> if UwU I be UwU wiwwing? +>_< PHEBE. :33 That xDD wiww I, >_> shouwd UwU I ^-^ die x3 the >_> houw >w< aftew. +ROSALIND. OwO But >_> if xDD you UwU do refuse to marry uWu me, +You'll UwU give >_> youwsewf to ÚwÚ this UwU most faithfuw :3 shephewd? +>_< PHEBE. ^w^ So >_> is x3 the :33 bawgain. +ROSALIND. >_> You >_> say :3 that you'ww uWu have ^-^ Phebe, >_> if ^.^ she xDD wiww? +^.^ SIWVIUS. ;;w;; Though to uWu have her ÚwÚ and :33 death :3 wewe both one >_> thing. +ROSALIND. UwU I uWu have pwomis'd to >_< make aww ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew xDD even. +^w^ Keep xDD you x3 youw word, x3 O ;;w;; Duke, to UwU give x3 youw ;;w;; daughtew; +>_> You >_< youws, >_> Owwando, to receive :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; +^w^ Keep x3 youw word, ^-^ Phebe, :3 that you'ww marry uWu me, +:33 Ow else, UwU wefusing uWu me, to x3 wed ÚwÚ this >w< shephewd; +^w^ Keep x3 youw word, Silvius, :3 that you'ww marry her +;;w;; If ^.^ she refuse OwO me; ÚwÚ and from >w< hence UwU I x3 go, +;;w;; To >_< make these xDD doubts aww xDD even. +Exeunt ROSALIND ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. UwU I UwU do remember uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD shephewd ;;w;; boy +;;w;; Some lively >_> touches of x3 my ^w^ daughtew's UwU favouw. +>_< OWWANDO. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the xDD fiwst time :3 that UwU I OwO evew saw ^.^ him +:33 Methought ^.^ he UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew to x3 youw >w< daughtew. +But, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy >_> is UwU fowest-bown, +xDD And hath :33 been ^-^ tutow'd uWu in x3 the rudiments +Of UwU many despewate x3 studies ^.^ by :33 his uWu uncwe, +;;w;; Whom ^.^ he ÚwÚ wepowts to be :3 a great OwO magician, +ÚwÚ Obscuwed uWu in x3 the xDD ciwcwe of ÚwÚ this ^.^ fowest. + +Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and AUDWEY + +JAQUES. >_> Thewe ;;w;; is, x3 suwe, anyothew flood toward, ÚwÚ and these couples OwO awe +xDD coming to x3 the x3 awk. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a :33 paiw of xDD vewy ;;w;; stwange x3 beasts which +uWu in aww tongues OwO awe ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; foows. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Sawutation ÚwÚ and :3 gweeting to xDD you :33 aww! +JAQUES. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, bid ^.^ him x3 wewcome. This >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ motwey-minded +ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that UwU I uWu have UwU so often >w< met uWu in x3 the ^.^ fowest. >w< He hath :33 been :3 a +couwtiew, ^.^ he uWu sweaws. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; If xDD any x3 man doubt :3 that, wet ^.^ him put ;;w;; me to x3 my ^w^ puwgation. +UwU I uWu have twod :3 a >_< measuwe; UwU I uWu have fwatt'wed :3 a ;;w;; wady; UwU I uWu have :33 been +;;w;; powitic with x3 my fwiend, x3 smooth with >_< minye enemy; UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ undonye +>w< thwee >w< taiwows; UwU I uWu have xDD had fouw quarrels, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike to uWu have ÚwÚ fought +onye. +JAQUES. xDD And >w< how UwU was :3 that >_> ta'en uWu up? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Faith, ^.^ we :3 met, ÚwÚ and >_> found x3 the ^-^ quawwew UwU was ;;w;; upon x3 the +ÚwÚ seventh OwO cause. +JAQUES. How ÚwÚ seventh ^w^ cause? ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this UwU fewwow. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. UwU I ^.^ wike ^.^ him xDD vewy well. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ God :3 'iwd UwU you, siw; UwU I ^.^ desiwe xDD you of x3 the >_> wike. UwU I x3 pwess uWu in +UwU hewe, ^w^ siw, amongst x3 the xDD west of x3 the countwy >_> copuwatives, to >_< sweaw +ÚwÚ and to fowsweaw, accowding >_< as ^.^ mawwiage uWu binds ÚwÚ and :3 bwood ;;w;; bweaks. ^-^ A +poor xDD viwgin, ^w^ siw, >w< an :3 iww-favouw'd ÚwÚ thing, ^w^ siw, >_> but >_< minye >_> own; :3 a +poor humouw of >_> minye, ^w^ siw, to OwO take :3 that :3 that x3 man >_> ewse :33 wiww. Wich +honesty dwells ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ misew, ^w^ siw, uWu in :3 a poor ^.^ house; >_< as x3 youw uWu peaww +uWu in x3 youw fouw oyster. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ^-^ By x3 my ^w^ faith, ^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy UwU swift ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sententious. +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Accowding to x3 the ;;w;; foow's bolt, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and xDD such dulcet xDD diseases. -:3 JAQUES. But, uWu fow OwO the ^-^ seventh UwU cause: how >_> did you find OwO the >_< quawwew uWu on -OwO the ^-^ seventh cause? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Upon :3 a lie :3 seven xDD times :33 wemuvd- bear >_> youw ÚwÚ body ^-^ mowe ->_> seeming, Audrey- as thus, sir. I >_> did :33 diswike OwO the ÚwÚ cut >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain -courtier's ^w^ beawd; ^.^ he x3 sent me ;;w;; wowd, ^-^ if I ^w^ said his beard ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ cut well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was in OwO the :33 mind ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. :3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Wetowt -^-^ Couwteous. >w< If I x3 sent him >_> wowd UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, ^.^ he would -^-^ send me >_> wowd ^.^ he ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< pwease :3 himsewf. :3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Quip -Modest. >w< If UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, ^.^ he disabwed my UwU judgment. -:3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the ^w^ Wepwy ÚwÚ Chuwwish. >w< If UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, -^.^ he would ÚwÚ answew I ^-^ spake ^.^ nyot true. :3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Wepwoof -^-^ Vawiant. >w< If UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, ^.^ he would uWu say I ^-^ wie. :3 This -:3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Countercheck uWu Quawwewsome. And OwO so ^-^ to OwO the Wie -Ciwcumstantiaw ÚwÚ and OwO the Wie Diwect. -:3 JAQUES. And how ^w^ oft >_> did you uWu say his beard ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I durst >w< go nyo further than OwO the Wie >_> Ciwcumstantiaw, :3 nyow -^.^ he durst ^.^ nyot ^w^ give me OwO the Wie Direct; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ we :33 measuw'd >_> swowds +JAQUES. But, fow x3 the ÚwÚ seventh xDD cause: >w< how uWu did xDD you find x3 the ^-^ quawwew on +x3 the ÚwÚ seventh ^w^ cause? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. >_> Upon :3 a >_< wie ÚwÚ seven times UwU wemuvd- UwU beaw x3 youw >w< body ^.^ mowe +^.^ seeming, Audrey- >_< as thus, sir. UwU I uWu did :33 diswike x3 the :3 cut of :3 a xDD cewtain +x3 couwtiew's beawd; ^.^ he sent ;;w;; me word, >_> if UwU I uWu said :33 his ^w^ beawd UwU was nyot +:3 cut weww, ^.^ he UwU was uWu in x3 the ^-^ mind >w< it uWu was. This >_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the ^w^ Wetowt +:33 Couwteous. ;;w;; If UwU I sent ^.^ him ;;w;; wowd again >w< it UwU was nyot weww :3 cut, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd +>_> send ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd ^.^ he :3 cut >w< it to uWu pwease himself. This >_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the uWu Quip +xDD Modest. ;;w;; If again >w< it UwU was nyot weww :3 cut, ^.^ he ^.^ disabwed x3 my ;;w;; judgment. +This >_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the Reply Churlish. ;;w;; If again >w< it UwU was nyot weww :3 cut, +^.^ he ^.^ wouwd answew UwU I x3 spake nyot true. This >_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the Reproof +Valiant. ;;w;; If again >w< it UwU was nyot weww :3 cut, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> say UwU I xDD wie. This +>_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the Countercheck x3 Quawwewsome. xDD And UwU so to x3 the Lie +Ciwcumstantiaw ÚwÚ and x3 the Lie x3 Diwect. +JAQUES. xDD And >w< how ;;w;; oft uWu did xDD you >_> say :33 his ^w^ beawd UwU was nyot weww cut? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU I x3 duwst OwO go nyo further than x3 the Lie Circumstantial, nor +^.^ he x3 duwst nyot UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the Lie UwU Diwect; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ we UwU measuw'd :33 swowds ÚwÚ and pawted. -:3 JAQUES. ^w^ Can you >_> nyominyate in owdew :3 nyow OwO the degrees >_> of OwO the wie? -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we >_< quawwew in x3 pwint uWu by OwO the book, as you ^.^ have -:33 books uWu fow good OwO mannyews. I uWu wiww name you OwO the degrees. The :33 fiwst, -OwO the Wetowt Courteous; OwO the ^-^ second, OwO the Quip :33 Modest; OwO the third, OwO the -^w^ Wepwy Churlish; OwO the fouwth, OwO the Wepwoof Valiant; OwO the uWu fifth, OwO the -Countercheck ÚwÚ Quawwewsome; OwO the :3 sixth, OwO the Wie with Circumstance; -OwO the seventh, OwO the Wie Diwect. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these you ^-^ may UwU avoid uWu but OwO the Wie -Direct; ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may UwU avoid UwU that xDD too with OwO an :3 If. I knew when :3 seven -x3 justices :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU take OwO up :3 a >_< quawwew; uWu but when OwO the ^-^ pawties ;;w;; wewe -met themsewves, ^-^ onye >_> of them ^w^ thought uWu but >_> of OwO an ^.^ If, as: OwO 'If you -^w^ said so, then I ^w^ said uWu so.' And uWu they shook x3 hands, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe -OwO bwothews. Your >w< If :3 is OwO the only peace-makew; >w< much :3 viwtue in :3 If. -:3 JAQUES. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a x3 wawe fewwow, my UwU wowd? ->w< He's as good at ^-^ any :33 thing, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a >_> foow. -DUKE SENIOR. ÚwÚ He :3 uses his ^.^ fowwy >_< wike :3 a ^w^ stawking-howse, ÚwÚ and uWu undew OwO the -presentation >_> of UwU that ^.^ he :3 shoots his >_< wit: - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ HYMEN, UwU WOSAWIND, ÚwÚ and CELIA. OwO Stiww ^.^ MUSIC - -HYMEN. ;;w;; Then :3 is there uWu miwth in UwU heaven, -When earthly >w< things :3 made x3 even -uWu Atonye >w< togethew. -Good Duke, weceive >w< thy ^-^ daughtew; -^w^ Hymen ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^w^ bwought UwU hew, -xDD Yea, ^w^ bwought xDD hew hithew, -:33 That :3 thou x3 mightst >_> join xDD hew hand with his, -uWu Whose OwO heawt within his uWu bosom is. -ROSALIND. uWu [To >w< DUKE] ÚwÚ To you I ^w^ give ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ youws. -uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] ÚwÚ To you I ^w^ give ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ youws. -DUKE SENIOR. >w< If there >w< be >w< twuth in ^-^ sight, you awe my daughter. -^-^ OWWANDO. >w< If there >w< be >w< twuth in ^-^ sight, you awe my ^-^ Wosawind. -PHEBE. >w< If OwO sight ÚwÚ and ^-^ shape >w< be true, -UwU Why then, my love ;;w;; adieu! -ROSALIND. I'll ^.^ have nyo fathew, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD he; -I'll ^.^ have nyo xDD husband, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD he; -Nyow :33 nye'ew wed woman, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot she. -HYMEN. Peace, UwU ho! I bar ÚwÚ confusion; -^.^ 'Tis I >w< must ^-^ make >_> concwusion -x3 Of ^.^ these UwU most ÚwÚ stwange :33 events. -Here's eight UwU that >w< must UwU take ^.^ hands -ÚwÚ To >_> join in >_> Hymen's x3 bands, ->w< If >w< twuth howds OwO twue contents. -You ÚwÚ and you nyo cross uWu shaww part; -You ÚwÚ and you awe OwO heawt in >_> heawt; -You ^-^ to his love >w< must accowd, -Ow ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ wowd; -You ÚwÚ and you awe ^w^ suwe togethew, -UwU As OwO the winter ^-^ to ;;w;; fouw UwU weathew. -ÚwÚ Whiwes :3 a wedwock-hymn ^-^ we sing, -:33 Feed youwsewves with >w< questionying, -:33 That reason wonder ^-^ may diminish, -OwO How ;;w;; thus ^-^ we met, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< things x3 finyish. - -SONG ->_> Wedding :3 is gweat uWu Junyo's >_< cwown; -:3 O bwessed bond >_> of board ÚwÚ and bed! -^.^ 'Tis ^w^ Hymen peoples every UwU town; -High wedlock then >w< be honoured. -Honour, UwU high xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and renown, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ Hymen, god >_> of every town! - -DUKE SENIOR. :3 O my dear niece, ^-^ wewcome :3 thou art ^-^ to UwU me! ->_< Even >_> daughtew, ^-^ wewcome in nyo less degree. -PHEBE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD eat my ;;w;; wowd, :3 nyow :3 thou art mine; -x3 Thy :3 faith my fancy ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee doth combinye. - -x3 Entew ^-^ JAQUES ^.^ de >_> BOYS - -^-^ JAQUES ^.^ de UwU BOYS. >_> Wet me ^.^ have ^-^ audience uWu fow :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow ^-^ two. -I x3 am OwO the uWu second :3 son >_> of ^.^ owd Sir >w< Wowwand, -:33 That bwing ^.^ these >_< tidings ^-^ to :3 this fair ;;w;; assembwy. -UwU Duke ÚwÚ Fwedewick, hearing how UwU that every :3 day -Men >_> of gweat wowth ^w^ wesowted ^-^ to :3 this UwU fowest, -ÚwÚ Addwess'd :3 a :3 mighty powew; ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe uWu on ^.^ foot, -UwU In his >_> own ;;w;; conduct, purposely ^-^ to UwU take -His bwothew ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and >w< put him ^-^ to OwO the swowd; -And ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; skiwts >_> of :3 this wiwd >_> wood ^.^ he >w< came, -Whewe, meeting with OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ wewigious man, -:33 Aftew >w< some xDD question with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ was OwO convewted -Both ^-^ fwom his enterprise ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -His :3 cwown ÚwÚ bequeathing ^-^ to his banish'd :33 bwothew, -And >w< aww theiw x3 wands ÚwÚ westow'd ^-^ to them UwU again -:33 That ;;w;; wewe with him exiw'd. :3 This ^-^ to >w< be OwO twue -I ^-^ do uWu engage my wife. -DUKE SENIOR. Wewcome, x3 young xDD man. -Thou offew'st ^w^ faiwwy ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothews' ^w^ wedding: -ÚwÚ To one, his x3 wands withhewd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the xDD othew, -OwO A ^.^ wand itsewf at large, :3 a potent >_> dukedom. -First, in :3 this fowest let OwO us ^-^ do x3 those ends -:33 That here ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww begun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :33 begot; -And aftew, every >_> of :3 this x3 happy ^w^ nyumbew, -:33 That ^.^ have enduw'd >_< shwewd >_< days ÚwÚ and nyights with >w< us, -:33 Shaww share OwO the good >_> of ^-^ ouw wetuwnyed OwO fowtunye, ->_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the measuwe >_> of theiw OwO states. -^w^ Meantime, ^-^ fowget :3 this new-fall'n dignity, -And ^-^ faww OwO into ^-^ ouw wustic revelry. -Play, x3 music; ÚwÚ and you UwU bwides ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwidegwooms aww, -x3 With measuwe >w< heap'd in joy, ^-^ to th' measuwes OwO faww. -:3 JAQUES. >_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw uWu patience. >w< If I heard you rightly, -The UwU Duke ;;w;; hath >w< put uWu on :3 a ^-^ wewigious xDD wife, -And ^-^ thwown OwO into ^.^ nyegwect OwO the UwU pompous couwt. -^-^ JAQUES DE UwU BOYS. ÚwÚ He >_> hath. -:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ To him uWu wiww :3 I. Out >_> of ^.^ these uWu convewtites -Thewe :3 is >w< much matter ^-^ to >w< be heard ÚwÚ and learn'd. -uWu [To >w< DUKE] You ^-^ to >_> youw fowmew uWu honyouw I :33 bequeath; -Your >_< patience ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 viwtue ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves it. -uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] You ^-^ to :3 a love UwU that >_> youw OwO twue :3 faith doth merit; -uWu [To :33 OWIVEW] You ^-^ to >_> youw wand, ÚwÚ and love, ÚwÚ and gweat awwies -uWu [To >_> SIWVIUS] You ^-^ to :3 a wong ÚwÚ and :33 weww-desewved ^-^ bed; -uWu [To TOUCHSTONE] And you ^-^ to >_< wwangwing; uWu fow >w< thy :33 woving UwU voyage -^-^ Is uWu but uWu fow two ^.^ months victuall'd.- ^w^ So ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes; -I x3 am uWu fow uWu othew than uWu fow ^-^ dancing ;;w;; measuwes. -DUKE SENIOR. >w< Stay, ^.^ Jaques, >_> stay. -:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ To UwU see nyo UwU pastime :3 I. What you would ^.^ have -I'll stay ^-^ to xDD knyow at >_> youw OwO abandon'd UwU cave. Exit -DUKE SENIOR. Pwoceed, :3 pwoceed. We uWu wiww begin ^.^ these ^w^ wites, -UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD twust they'll end, in OwO twue delights. ;;w;; [A >w< dance] >_< Exeunt - -EPILOGUE -OwO EPIWOGUE. -ROSALIND. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fashion ^-^ to UwU see OwO the wady OwO the epilogue; uWu but -^.^ it :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ unhandsome than ^-^ to UwU see OwO the lord OwO the prologue. >w< If ^.^ it ->w< be OwO twue UwU that good xDD winye ^.^ nyeeds nyo >_< bush, 'tis OwO twue UwU that :3 a good xDD pway -^.^ nyeeds nyo epiwogue. >_> Yet ^-^ to good xDD winye uWu they ^-^ do ;;w;; use good bushes; ÚwÚ and -good uWu pways ^w^ pwuv OwO the better uWu by OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of good epiwogues. What :3 a -UwU case x3 am I in then, UwU that x3 am neither :3 a good epiwogue, :3 nyow cannyot -insinuate with you in OwO the behawf >_> of :3 a good uWu pway! I x3 am ^.^ nyot -furnish'd >_< wike :3 a >_< beggaw; OwO thewefowe ^-^ to UwU beg uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become >_> me. UwU My -uWu way :3 is ^-^ to conjuwe OwO you; ÚwÚ and I'll begin with OwO the >w< women. I chawge -you, :3 O :3 women, uWu fow OwO the love you bear ^-^ to ^-^ men, ^-^ to >_< wike as >w< much >_> of -:3 this xDD pway as >w< pwease OwO you; ÚwÚ and I chawge you, :3 O ^-^ men, uWu fow OwO the love -you bear ^-^ to :3 women- as I pewceive uWu by >_> youw :33 simp'wing UwU nyonye >_> of you -OwO hates ^w^ them- UwU that :3 between you ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< women OwO the xDD pway ^-^ may pwease. ->w< If I ;;w;; wewe :3 a woman, I would ÚwÚ kiss as many >_> of you as xDD had beawds UwU that -pleas'd uWu me, compwexions UwU that x3 wik'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bweaths UwU that I ^.^ defied -not; :3 and, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, as many as ^.^ have good beawds, ^w^ ow good :3 faces, -^w^ ow ^w^ sweet breaths, wiww, uWu fow my >w< kind >w< offew, when I ^-^ make cuwtsy, -;;w;; bid me faweweww. - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - - - -UwU 1593 - -OwO THE ;;w;; COMEDY >_< OF ^w^ EWWOWS - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -uWu SOWINyUS, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Ephesus -OwO AEGEON, :3 a ^.^ mewchant >_> of >_> Sywacuse - -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS :33 twin bwothews ÚwÚ and >_< sons ^-^ to -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE Aegion ÚwÚ and :3 Aemewia - -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS :33 twin bwothews, ÚwÚ and attendants uWu on -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE OwO the two ^w^ Antiphowuses - -xDD BAWTHAZAW, :3 a ^.^ mewchant -xDD ANGEWO, :3 a UwU gowdsmith -OwO FIWST MEWCHANT, fwiend ^-^ to Antiphowus >_> of >_> Sywacuse -x3 SECOND MEWCHANT, ^-^ to xDD whom x3 Angewo :3 is :3 a UwU debtow ->_< PINCH, :3 a schoowmastew - -AEMILIA, UwU wife ^-^ to AEgeon; OwO an >_> abbess at UwU Ephesus -xDD ADWIANyA, UwU wife ^-^ to Antiphowus >_> of UwU Ephesus -UwU WUCIANyA, xDD hew ^-^ sistew -uWu WUCE, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Adriana - -OwO A COURTEZAN - -Gaoler, UwU Officews, x3 Attendants - - - - - -SCENyE: -UwU Ephesus - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -OwO THE ;;w;; COMEDY >_< OF ^w^ EWWOWS - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - -OwO A hall in OwO the x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, OwO AEGEON, OwO the Merchant ->_> of Syracuse, :3 GAOWEW, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -:33 AEGEON. Pwoceed, :3 Sowinyus, ^-^ to procure my fall, -And uWu by OwO the :33 doom >_> of death ^-^ end ^.^ woes ÚwÚ and all. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Merchant >_> of Syracuse, >w< pwead nyo ^-^ mowe; -I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ pawtiaw ^-^ to UwU infwinge ^-^ ouw ;;w;; waws. -The :33 enmity ÚwÚ and uWu discowd ;;w;; which >_> of ^.^ wate -:33 Spwung ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 wancowous outwage >_> of >_> youw >_> duke -ÚwÚ To merchants, ^-^ ouw weww-deawing countrymen, -Who, >_< wanting ;;w;; guiwdews ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem theiw x3 wives, ->_< Have seal'd his UwU wigowous :33 statutes with theiw bwoods, -;;w;; Excwudes >w< aww ^-^ pity ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw x3 thweat'nying OwO wooks. ->_< Fow, >_< since OwO the x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ and intestinye x3 jaws -'Twixt >w< thy seditious >w< countwymen ÚwÚ and >w< us, -^w^ It ;;w;; hath in sowemn ^-^ synyods >_< been :33 decweed, -Both uWu by OwO the Syracusians ÚwÚ and >w< ouwsewves, -ÚwÚ To UwU admit nyo ^.^ twaffic ^-^ to ^-^ ouw advewse ^-^ towns; -;;w;; Nyay, mowe: ^-^ if ^-^ any :3 bown at UwU Ephesus -Be uWu seen at ^-^ any Syracusian :33 mawts ÚwÚ and fairs; -xDD Again, ^-^ if ^-^ any Syracusian :3 bown -Come ^-^ to OwO the :33 bay >_> of Ephesus-he ^.^ dies, -His goods ;;w;; confiscate ^-^ to OwO the >w< Duke's xDD dispose, ->_< Unwess :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks >w< be x3 wevied, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit OwO the penyawty ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< wansom >_> him. -x3 Thy UwU substance, vawued at OwO the OwO highest :3 wate, -Cannyot ÚwÚ amount x3 unto :3 a ^-^ hundwed marks; -OwO Thewefowe uWu by OwO waw :3 thou art :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. -:33 AEGEON. >_> Yet :3 this my UwU comfowt: when >_> youw uWu wowds awe >_< donye, -UwU My ^.^ woes ^-^ end wikewise with OwO the evening OwO sun. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Weww, x3 Sywacusian, uWu say in bwief OwO the cause -UwU Why :3 thou >_< depawted'st ^-^ fwom >w< thy ÚwÚ nyative home, -And uWu fow what cause :3 thou xDD cam'st ^-^ to Ephesus. -:33 AEGEON. OwO A heaview ^w^ task :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been :3 impos'd ->w< Than I ^-^ to speak my gwiefs ^w^ unspeakabwe; -xDD Yet, UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may witness UwU that my ^-^ end ->_> Was wrought uWu by UwU nyatuwe, ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 viwe offence, -I'll xDD uttew what my UwU sowwow gives me weave. -UwU In >_> Sywacuse ÚwÚ was I :33 bown, ÚwÚ and wed -^.^ Unto :3 a woman, x3 happy uWu but uWu fow uWu me, -And uWu by uWu me, xDD had ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw :3 hap >_< been >w< bad. -x3 With xDD hew I uWu wiv'd in >_< joy; ^-^ ouw wealth incweas'd -By pwospewous voyages I >_< often :3 made -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Epidamnyum; ÚwÚ tiww my factor's >_< death, -And OwO the gweat cawe >_> of goods at random left, -Drew me ^-^ fwom >w< kind ÚwÚ embwacements >_> of my spouse: -From xDD whom my absence ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO six ^.^ months >_> owd, -Before herself, ^w^ awmost at x3 fainting uWu undew -The >w< pweasing punishment UwU that >w< women ^-^ beaw, -Had :3 made pwovision uWu fow xDD hew following uWu me, -And >_> soon ÚwÚ and xDD safe OwO awwived xDD whewe I ÚwÚ was. -Thewe xDD had ^.^ she ^.^ nyot >_< been wong uWu but ^.^ she became -OwO A >_< joyfuw mothew >_> of two ÚwÚ goodwy >w< sons; -And, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was stwange, OwO the ^-^ onye OwO so >_< wike OwO the uWu othew -UwU As :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be disdnguish'd uWu but uWu by UwU nyames. -:33 That vewy xDD houw, ÚwÚ and in OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same ÚwÚ inn, -OwO A UwU mean ^-^ woman ÚwÚ was UwU dewivewed -x3 Of such :3 a >_< buwden, mawe twins, uWu both alike. -OwO Those, uWu fow theiw parents ;;w;; wewe >w< exceeding xDD poow, -I >_> bought, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought OwO up ^-^ to ^.^ attend my :33 sons. -UwU My xDD wife, ^.^ nyot meanly >_> pwoud >_> of two such uWu boys, -^w^ Made ;;w;; daiwy motions uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU home ;;w;; wetuwn; ->_> Unwiwwing, I :33 agweed. Alas! xDD too >_> soon -We came >_< aboawd. -OwO A >_> weague ^-^ fwom ^w^ Epidamnyum xDD had ^-^ we saiw'd -Before OwO the :33 awways-wind-obeying ^-^ deep -Gave ^-^ any ;;w;; twagic instance >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ hawm: -But ÚwÚ wongew >_> did ^-^ we ^.^ nyot wetain >w< much hope, ->_< Fow what :3 obscuwed ^.^ wight OwO the uWu heavens >_> did gwant -OwO Did uWu but convey x3 unto ^-^ ouw xDD feawfuw ^w^ minds -OwO A doubtfuw ;;w;; wawwant >_> of immediate ^w^ death; -^w^ Which >w< though ^-^ mysewf would UwU gwadwy ^.^ have :3 embwac'd, ->_> Yet OwO the :33 incessant ÚwÚ weepings >_> of my xDD wife, -UwU Weeping before uWu fow what ^.^ she ^-^ saw >w< must xDD come, -And >w< piteous ;;w;; pwainyings >_> of OwO the pwetty UwU babes, -:33 That >_> mouwn'd uWu fow x3 fashion, ^w^ ignyowant what ^-^ to feaw, -OwO Fowc'd me ^-^ to >w< seek >_< deways uWu fow them ÚwÚ and >_> me. -And :3 this ^.^ it OwO was, uWu fow uWu othew :3 means ÚwÚ was none: -The :33 saiwows ÚwÚ sought uWu fow >_> safety uWu by ^-^ ouw >_> boat, -And weft OwO the ^-^ ship, then >_> sinking-wipe, ^-^ to >_< us; -UwU My xDD wife, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ cawefuw uWu fow OwO the >_< wattew-bown, -Had fast'ned him x3 unto :3 a small spawe :3 mast, -Such as sea-fawing x3 men :3 pwovide uWu fow ^-^ stowms; -ÚwÚ To him ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the uWu othew UwU twins ÚwÚ was UwU bound, ->w< Whiwst I xDD had >_< been >_< wike xDD heedfuw >_> of OwO the other. -The chiwdwen ;;w;; thus ^.^ dispos'd, my UwU wife ÚwÚ and OwO I, -xDD Fixing ^-^ ouw eyes uWu on xDD whom ^-^ ouw cawe ÚwÚ was xDD fix'd, -;;w;; Fast'nyed uWu ouwsewves at ;;w;; eithew ^-^ end OwO the :3 mast, -And, fwoating stwaight, uWu obedient ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, ->_> Was xDD cawwied towards ÚwÚ Cowinth, as ^-^ we OwO thought. -^.^ At wength OwO the >_> sun, UwU gazing x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth, ->_> Dispews'd x3 those ^w^ vapouws UwU that uWu offended >_< us; -And, uWu by OwO the benefit >_> of his ÚwÚ wished >_< wight, -The :33 seas UwU wax'd ^-^ cawm, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ discuvwed ->w< Two ^-^ ships ^-^ fwom :3 faw :33 making ;;w;; amain ^-^ to us- -x3 Of ^-^ Cowinth UwU that, >_> of Epidauwus ÚwÚ this. -But ewe uWu they :3 came-O, let me uWu say nyo ;;w;; mowe! -Gathew OwO the >w< sequew uWu by UwU that went >_> befowe. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 fowwawd, ^.^ owd man, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak x3 off >w< so; ->_< Fow ^-^ we ^-^ may pity, >w< though ^.^ nyot pawdon thee. -:33 AEGEON. :33 O, xDD had OwO the UwU gods x3 donye so, I xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 nyow -x3 Wowthiwy term'd them >_< mewciwess ^-^ to >_< us! ->_< Fow, ewe OwO the ^-^ ships :33 couwd ^.^ meet uWu by ^w^ twice five uWu weagues, -We ;;w;; wewe UwU encount'wed uWu by :3 a :3 mighty rock, -^w^ Which being viowentwy ÚwÚ bownye OwO upon, -Our UwU hewpfuw ;;w;; ship ÚwÚ was ^-^ spwitted in OwO the midst; -^w^ So UwU that, in :3 this ^.^ unjust divorce >_> of >w< us, ->_> Fowtunye xDD had weft ^-^ to uWu both >_> of OwO us alike -What ^-^ to dewight ÚwÚ in, what ^-^ to UwU sowwow OwO fow. -Her UwU pawt, UwU poow >_> souw, seeming as buwdenyed -x3 With ^.^ wessew ^-^ weight, uWu but ^.^ nyot with ^.^ wessew x3 woe, ->_> Was xDD cawwied with ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ speed before OwO the >_> wind; -And in ^-^ ouw OwO sight uWu they three ;;w;; wewe :3 taken OwO up -By xDD fishewmen >_> of ÚwÚ Cowinth, as ^-^ we OwO thought. -^.^ At wength another ;;w;; ship xDD had >w< seiz'd uWu on >_< us; -And, ÚwÚ knyowing xDD whom ^.^ it ÚwÚ was theiw :3 hap ^-^ to UwU save, -Gave heawthfuw ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to theiw ship-wreck'd :33 guests, -And would ^.^ have reft OwO the uWu fishews >_> of theiw xDD pwey, -Had ^.^ nyot theiw bark >_< been vewy uWu swow >_> of saiw; -And OwO thewefowe homeward >_> did uWu they ^-^ bend theiw >_> couwse. -ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have you heard me UwU sevew'd ^-^ fwom my >_< bwiss, -:33 That uWu by ^-^ misfowtunyes ÚwÚ was my life prolong'd, -ÚwÚ To tell >_> sad ÚwÚ stowies >_> of my >_> own xDD mishaps. -ÚwÚ DUKE. And, uWu fow OwO the :33 sake >_> of them :3 thou sowwowest for, -Do me OwO the :3 favouw ^-^ to ^w^ diwate at :33 fuww -What ^.^ have >_> befaww'n >_> of them ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. -:33 AEGEON. UwU My ^w^ youngest OwO boy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my ewdest cawe, -^.^ At >_> eighteen years became inquisitive -:33 Aftew his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and importun'd me -:33 That his >_< attendant-so his UwU case ÚwÚ was ^-^ wike, -x3 Weft >_> of his :33 bwothew, uWu but xDD wetain'd his name- -OwO Might bear him >_> company in OwO the x3 quest >_> of him; -x3 Whom UwU whiwst I laboured >_> of :3 a love ^-^ to >_> see, -I hazawded OwO the woss >_> of xDD whom I >_> wov'd. -^.^ Five ^.^ summews ^.^ have I spent in uWu fawthest Greece, -:33 Woaming cwean OwO thwough OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of uWu Asia, -And, UwU coasting xDD homewawd, came ^-^ to Ephesus; -Hopeless ^-^ to find, ÚwÚ yet loath ^-^ to xDD weave ^-^ unsought -Ow UwU that ^w^ ow ^-^ any place UwU that hawbouws ^-^ men. -But here >w< must ^-^ end OwO the story >_> of my life; -And x3 happy ;;w;; wewe I in my UwU timewy >_< death, -Could >w< aww my >_> twavews ;;w;; wawwant me uWu they wive. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Hapwess, >w< Aegeon, xDD whom OwO the fates ^.^ have OwO mawk'd -ÚwÚ To bear OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of x3 diwe x3 mishap! -Nyow, xDD twust uWu me, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 against ^-^ ouw ^w^ waws, -uWu Against my UwU cwown, my ^-^ oath, my dignity, -^w^ Which princes, would uWu they, ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< disannyuw, -UwU My ^w^ souw shouwd >w< sue as ^-^ advocate uWu fow thee. -But >w< though :3 thou art ^.^ adjudged ^-^ to OwO the >_< death, -And x3 passed >_< sentence ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wecaww'd -But ^-^ to ^-^ ouw honour's gweat dispawagement, ->_> Yet uWu wiww I :3 favouw ÚwÚ thee in what I ^.^ can. -:33 Thewefowe, merchant, I'll UwU wimit ÚwÚ thee :3 this :3 day -ÚwÚ To >w< seek >w< thy ^w^ hewp uWu by benyeficiaw >_< hap. ->_> Twy >w< aww OwO the fwiends :3 thou x3 hast in Ephesus; -:33 Beg thou, ^w^ ow xDD bowwow, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up OwO the >w< sum, -And :3 wive; ^-^ if no, then :3 thou art ^.^ doom'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. -Gaoler, UwU take him ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ custody. -GAOWEW. I wiww, my :33 wowd. -:33 AEGEON. Hopeless ÚwÚ and helpless doth Aegeon wend, -But ^-^ to pwocwastinyate his lifeless OwO end. -^w^ _< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ÚwÚ and OwO FIWST MERCHANT - -OwO FIWST uWu MEWCHANT. :33 Thewefowe, ^w^ give >_< out you awe >_> of Epidamnyum, -Lest UwU that >_> youw goods xDD too >_> soon >w< be OwO confiscate. -:3 This vewy :3 day :3 a Syracusian ^.^ mewchant -^-^ Is >_< appwehended uWu fow >_< awwivaw xDD hewe; -And, ^.^ nyot being able ^-^ to ^-^ buy >_< out his xDD wife, ->_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; statute >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, -^.^ Dies ewe OwO the x3 weawy >_< sun xDD set in OwO the ^-^ west. -Thewe :3 is >_> youw money UwU that I xDD had ^-^ to keep. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu Go bear ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Centauw, xDD whewe ^-^ we ^w^ host. -And stay there, uWu Dwomio, ÚwÚ tiww I come ^-^ to thee. -xDD Within :3 this hour ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be :33 dinnyew-time; -;;w;; Tiww UwU that, I'll view OwO the ^-^ mannyews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, -^-^ Pewuse OwO the twadews, xDD gaze x3 upon OwO the buiwdings, -And then xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep within >_< minye :33 inn; ->_< Fow with wong ^w^ twavew I x3 am ;;w;; stiff ÚwÚ and weary. -UwU Get ÚwÚ thee >_> away. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> Many :3 a man would UwU take you at >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, -And >w< go :3 indeed, having OwO so good :3 a mean. +JAQUES. UwU Can xDD you nominate uWu in order nyow x3 the >_> degwees of x3 the wie? +x3 TOUCHSTONyE. >_< O, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ^-^ quawwew uWu in pwint ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ book, >_< as xDD you uWu have +uWu books fow ÚwÚ good mannyews. UwU I xDD wiww xDD nyame xDD you x3 the degrees. uWu The ÚwÚ fiwst, +x3 the ^w^ Wetowt ;;w;; Couwteous; x3 the xDD second, x3 the uWu Quip OwO Modest; x3 the OwO thiwd, x3 the +Reply ^.^ Chuwwish; x3 the uWu fouwth, x3 the Reproof ^-^ Vawiant; x3 the UwU fifth, x3 the +Countercheck Quarrelsome; x3 the ;;w;; sixth, x3 the Lie with UwU Ciwcumstance; +x3 the ^w^ seventh, x3 the Lie x3 Diwect. All these xDD you OwO may avoid >_> but x3 the Lie +UwU Diwect; ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may avoid :3 that ^w^ too with >w< an x3 If. UwU I UwU knyew when ÚwÚ seven +justices couwd nyot OwO take x3 up :3 a xDD quawwew; >_> but when x3 the ;;w;; pawties :3 wewe +>w< met ^.^ themsewves, one of them xDD thought >_> but of >w< an If, ÚwÚ as: x3 'If xDD you +uWu said >_> so, xDD then UwU I uWu said >_< so.' xDD And ;;w;; they >_> shook ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe +brothers. uWu Youw ;;w;; If >_> is x3 the >w< onwy peace-maker; much viwtue uWu in x3 If. +JAQUES. Is nyot ÚwÚ this :3 a OwO wawe fewwow, x3 my xDD wowd? +He's >_< as ÚwÚ good uWu at xDD any ÚwÚ thing, ÚwÚ and yet :3 a xDD foow. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >w< He x3 uses :33 his >w< fowwy ^.^ wike :3 a UwU stawking-howse, ÚwÚ and :33 undew x3 the +presentation of :3 that ^.^ he >_< shoots :33 his wit: + +Entew >_< HYMEN, WOSAWIND, ÚwÚ and >_> CEWIA. UwU Stiww ;;w;; MUSIC + +;;w;; HYMEN. UwU Then >_> is there >_< miwth uWu in ^.^ heaven, +x3 When ÚwÚ eawthwy ^.^ things UwU made even +Atonye together. +^-^ Good ;;w;; Duke, receive >w< thy ;;w;; daughtew; +;;w;; Hymen from heaven ^.^ bwought hew, +Yea, ^.^ bwought her hithew, +:33 That xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst ^w^ join her uWu hand with his, +>_< Whose >_< heawt within :33 his ^w^ bosom >w< is. +ROSALIND. :33 [To uWu DUKE] ;;w;; To xDD you UwU I UwU give myself, fow UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws. +:33 [To xDD OWWANDO] ;;w;; To xDD you UwU I UwU give myself, fow UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ;;w;; If there be uWu twuth uWu in UwU sight, xDD you OwO awe x3 my >w< daughtew. +>_< OWWANDO. ;;w;; If there be uWu twuth uWu in UwU sight, xDD you OwO awe x3 my :3 Wosawind. +>_< PHEBE. ;;w;; If ^.^ sight ÚwÚ and xDD shape be ^-^ twue, +Why >w< then, x3 my wuv ^w^ adieu! +ROSALIND. I'll uWu have nyo ÚwÚ fathew, >_> if xDD you be nyot he; +I'll uWu have nyo ^.^ husband, >_> if xDD you be nyot he; +x3 Nyow ^w^ nye'ew x3 wed ^w^ woman, >_> if xDD you be nyot ^w^ she. +;;w;; HYMEN. uWu Peace, ho! UwU I ^-^ baw ^w^ confusion; +'Tis UwU I ^w^ must >_< make OwO concwusion +Of these UwU most ;;w;; stwange events. +>_> Hewe's eight :3 that ^w^ must OwO take ^.^ hands +;;w;; To ^w^ join uWu in ÚwÚ Hymen's bands, +;;w;; If uWu twuth ÚwÚ howds true :3 contents. +>_> You ÚwÚ and xDD you nyo OwO cwoss UwU shaww ^w^ pawt; +>_> You ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe >_< heawt uWu in heawt; +>_> You to :33 his wuv ^w^ must accowd, +:33 Ow uWu have :3 a OwO woman to x3 youw wowd; +>_> You ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe >_< suwe together, +;;w;; As x3 the winter to fouw weather. +Whiwes :3 a wedwock-hymn ^.^ we ^w^ sing, +UwU Feed youwsewves with xDD questionying, +:33 That reason wonder OwO may ÚwÚ diminyish, +How OwO thus ^.^ we :3 met, ÚwÚ and these ^.^ things :3 finyish. + +OwO SONG +Wedding >_> is great :33 Junyo's >_< cwown; +x3 O blessed :3 bond of ÚwÚ boawd ÚwÚ and bed! +'Tis ;;w;; Hymen UwU peopwes every xDD town; +xDD High wedlock xDD then be :33 honyouwed. +Honour, xDD high honyouw, ÚwÚ and OwO wenyown, +;;w;; To UwU Hymen, god of every >w< town! + +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw UwU nyiece, wewcome xDD thou awt to me! +Even ^w^ daughtew, wewcome uWu in nyo less uWu degwee. +>_< PHEBE. UwU I xDD wiww nyot eat x3 my word, nyow xDD thou awt minye; +x3 Thy :33 faith x3 my ^w^ fancy to uWu thee xDD doth ^-^ combinye. + +Entew JAQUES UwU de BOYS + +JAQUES UwU de UwU BOYS. Let ;;w;; me uWu have audience fow :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow UwU two. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the second >_< son of ;;w;; owd Sir ;;w;; Wowwand, +:33 That ;;w;; bwing these UwU tidings to ÚwÚ this >w< faiw ^w^ assembwy. +>w< Duke ÚwÚ Fwedewick, hearing >w< how :3 that every day +OwO Men of great ^.^ wowth resorted to ÚwÚ this uWu fowest, +^.^ Addwess'd :3 a ^-^ mighty power; which :3 wewe on xDD foot, +^w^ In :33 his UwU own x3 conduct, purposely to OwO take +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ bwothew UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and put ^.^ him to x3 the ^-^ swowd; +xDD And to x3 the skiwts of ÚwÚ this >w< wiwd uWu wood ^.^ he came, +UwU Whewe, meeting with >w< an ;;w;; owd religious ^w^ man, +>w< Aftew x3 some ;;w;; question with :3 him, UwU was ^.^ convewted +UwU Both from :33 his uWu entewpwise ÚwÚ and from x3 the wowwd; +ÚwÚ His >_< cwown ÚwÚ bequeathing to :33 his banyish'd brother, +xDD And aww uWu theiw ^-^ wands :33 westow'd to them again +:33 That :3 wewe with ^.^ him uWu exiw'd. This to be true +UwU I UwU do :33 engage x3 my life. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Welcome, xDD young man. +^.^ Thou >w< offew'st ^.^ faiwwy to >w< thy ^w^ bwothews' wedding: +;;w;; To one, :33 his ^-^ wands withheld; ÚwÚ and to x3 the ÚwÚ othew, +^-^ A ÚwÚ wand itsewf uWu at wawge, :3 a x3 potent ÚwÚ dukedom. +^.^ Fiwst, uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< fowest wet >_> us UwU do UwU those uWu ends +:33 That OwO hewe :3 wewe weww ÚwÚ begun ÚwÚ and weww ;;w;; begot; +xDD And after, every of ÚwÚ this ^w^ happy number, +:33 That uWu have :33 enduw'd shrewd OwO days ÚwÚ and :33 nyights with us, +Shall share x3 the ÚwÚ good of UwU ouw wetuwnyed fowtunye, +x3 Accowding to x3 the UwU measuwe of uWu theiw ÚwÚ states. +UwU Meantime, x3 fowget ÚwÚ this x3 nyew-faww'n UwU dignyity, +xDD And faww x3 into UwU ouw rustic ^.^ wevewwy. +ÚwÚ Pway, >_> music; ÚwÚ and xDD you brides ÚwÚ and bwidegwooms all, +With UwU measuwe ^w^ heap'd uWu in joy, to x3 th' ^-^ measuwes UwU faww. +JAQUES. UwU Siw, ^.^ by x3 youw OwO patience. ;;w;; If UwU I heard xDD you ÚwÚ wightwy, +uWu The >w< Duke hath put on :3 a religious :3 wife, +xDD And :33 thwown x3 into >_> nyegwect x3 the xDD pompous >_< couwt. +JAQUES uWu DE UwU BOYS. >w< He ^w^ hath. +JAQUES. ;;w;; To ^.^ him xDD wiww ^.^ I. UwU Out of these convewtites +>_> Thewe >_> is much ;;w;; mattew to be heard ÚwÚ and >w< weawn'd. +:33 [To uWu DUKE] >_> You to x3 youw xDD fowmew honour UwU I bequeath; +uWu Youw uWu patience ÚwÚ and x3 youw viwtue weww >_> desewves :3 it. +:33 [To xDD OWWANDO] >_> You to :3 a wuv :3 that x3 youw true :33 faith xDD doth x3 mewit; +:33 [To OWIVEW] >_> You to x3 youw land, ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and great >_> awwies +:33 [To SIWVIUS] >_> You to :3 a ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and UwU weww-desewved bed; +:33 [To uWu TOUCHSTONyE] xDD And xDD you to OwO wwangwing; fow >w< thy >w< woving ^w^ voyage +Is >_> but fow >w< two ^w^ months victuall'd.- ^w^ So to x3 youw pweasuwes; +UwU I ^w^ am fow othew than fow UwU dancing ;;w;; measuwes. +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Stay, >w< Jaques, >_< stay. +JAQUES. ;;w;; To >_> see nyo >w< pastime ^.^ I. >_> What xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have +I'll xDD stay to ^.^ knyow uWu at x3 youw ÚwÚ abandon'd ^.^ cave. uWu Exit +ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Proceed, ^-^ pwoceed. We xDD wiww x3 begin these ^-^ wites, +;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU do :33 twust they'ww ^w^ end, uWu in true ;;w;; dewights. :3 [A dance] Exeunt + +:33 EPIWOGUE +EPILOGUE. +ROSALIND. ^.^ It >_> is nyot x3 the fashion to >_> see x3 the uWu wady x3 the epilogue; >_> but +>w< it >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe >_> unhandsome than to >_> see x3 the ;;w;; wowd x3 the x3 pwowogue. ;;w;; If >w< it +be true :3 that ÚwÚ good winye >_< nyeeds nyo ^-^ bush, UwU 'tis true :3 that :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 pway +>_< nyeeds nyo epilogue. ÚwÚ Yet to ÚwÚ good winye ;;w;; they UwU do use ÚwÚ good bushes; ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ good plays ^-^ pwuv x3 the xDD bettew ^.^ by x3 the OwO hewp of ÚwÚ good >_< epiwogues. >_> What :3 a +case ^w^ am UwU I uWu in >w< then, :3 that ^w^ am :3 nyeithew :3 a ÚwÚ good epiwogue, nor ;;w;; cannyot +^.^ insinyuate with xDD you uWu in x3 the behawf of :3 a ÚwÚ good pway! UwU I ^w^ am nyot +OwO fuwnyish'd ^.^ wike :3 a xDD beggaw; >_< thewefowe to ÚwÚ beg xDD wiww nyot :33 become x3 me. OwO My +uWu way >_> is to x3 conjuwe uWu you; ÚwÚ and I'll x3 begin with x3 the ^w^ women. UwU I :3 chawge +UwU you, x3 O UwU women, fow x3 the wuv xDD you UwU beaw to men, to ^.^ wike >_< as much of +ÚwÚ this :33 pway >_< as uWu pwease uWu you; ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, x3 O men, fow x3 the wuv +xDD you UwU beaw to women- >_< as UwU I >_> pewceive ^.^ by x3 youw xDD simp'wing >_< nyonye of xDD you +hates OwO them- :3 that ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 women x3 the :33 pway OwO may ÚwÚ pwease. +;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ^w^ woman, UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 kiss >_< as UwU many of xDD you >_< as xDD had beards :3 that +pleas'd uWu me, UwU compwexions :3 that ^-^ wik'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu bweaths :3 that UwU I ^-^ defied +x3 nyot; x3 and, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, >_< as UwU many >_< as uWu have ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ beawds, ow ÚwÚ good uWu faces, +ow x3 sweet ÚwÚ bweaths, :33 wiww, fow x3 my uWu kind OwO offew, when UwU I >_< make ^.^ cuwtsy, +bid ;;w;; me farewell. + +^-^ THE END + + + + + +ÚwÚ 1593 + +^-^ THE UwU COMEDY ÚwÚ OF ERRORS + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +^-^ SOWINyUS, >w< Duke of ^w^ Ephesus +AEGEON, :3 a merchant of :33 Sywacuse + +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS ^-^ twin bwothews ÚwÚ and xDD sons to +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE xDD Aegion ÚwÚ and Aemewia + +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS ^-^ twin OwO bwothews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants on +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE x3 the >w< two Antipholuses + +BALTHAZAR, :3 a merchant +^w^ ANGEWO, :3 a gowdsmith +uWu FIWST MERCHANT, :33 fwiend to Antipholus of :33 Sywacuse +^w^ SECOND MERCHANT, to ÚwÚ whom :3 Angewo >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ debtow +PINCH, :3 a x3 schoowmastew + +AEMIWIA, >w< wife to AEgeon; >w< an abbess uWu at ^w^ Ephesus +x3 ADWIANyA, >w< wife to Antipholus of ^w^ Ephesus +x3 WUCIANyA, her :3 sistew +WUCE, xDD sewvant to >w< Adwianya + +^-^ A x3 COUWTEZAN + +Gaoler, ^-^ Officews, ^-^ Attendants + + + + + +SCENE: +^w^ Ephesus + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + +^-^ THE UwU COMEDY ÚwÚ OF ERRORS + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 + +^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in x3 the >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, AEGEON, x3 the >_> Mewchant +of ^w^ Sywacuse, GAOWEW, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and othew OwO ATTENDANTS + +>w< AEGEON. Proceed, Solinus, to ;;w;; pwocuwe x3 my ^.^ faww, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the >_< doom of :33 death >w< end :3 woes ÚwÚ and all. +x3 DUKE. >_> Mewchant of ^w^ Sywacuse, pwead nyo mowe; +UwU I ^w^ am nyot :33 pawtiaw to infringe UwU ouw waws. +uWu The >_< enmity ÚwÚ and ^-^ discowd which of wate +ÚwÚ Spwung from x3 the >_< wancowous outrage of x3 youw uWu duke +;;w;; To mewchants, UwU ouw >_> weww-deawing ÚwÚ countwymen, +UwU Who, ^-^ wanting guilders to xDD wedeem uWu theiw lives, +:3 Have OwO seaw'd :33 his rigorous x3 statutes with uWu theiw bwoods, +Excwudes aww pity from UwU ouw threat'ning OwO wooks. +For, xDD since x3 the >w< mowtaw ÚwÚ and >_> intestinye ^w^ jaws +UwU 'Twixt >w< thy ^w^ seditious UwU countwymen ÚwÚ and us, +^.^ It hath uWu in solemn :33 synyods :33 been UwU decweed, +UwU Both ^.^ by x3 the >w< Sywacusians ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ouwsewves, +;;w;; To ^w^ admit nyo UwU twaffic to UwU ouw advewse OwO towns; +Nyay, uWu mowe: >_> if xDD any bown uWu at ^w^ Ephesus +^w^ Be :3 seen uWu at xDD any Syracusian :3 mawts ÚwÚ and xDD faiws; +^-^ Again, >_> if xDD any Syracusian bown +:3 Come to x3 the ^w^ bay of ^w^ Ephesus-he dies, +ÚwÚ His >_> goods UwU confiscate to x3 the Duke's ^-^ dispose, +OwO Unwess :3 a thousand >w< mawks be :33 wevied, +;;w;; To ^.^ quit x3 the penalty ÚwÚ and to wansom ^.^ him. +x3 Thy ÚwÚ substance, vawued uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ highest rate, +UwU Cannyot amount >w< unto :3 a :3 hundwed mawks; +Therefore ^.^ by law xDD thou awt condemn'd to die. +>w< AEGEON. ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this x3 my UwU comfowt: when x3 youw wowds OwO awe :33 donye, +OwO My :3 woes >w< end >_< wikewise with x3 the x3 evenying OwO sun. +x3 DUKE. xDD Weww, Syracusian, >_> say uWu in bwief x3 the cause +Why xDD thou ^w^ depawted'st from >w< thy OwO nyative ^.^ home, +xDD And fow >_> what cause xDD thou xDD cam'st to >_< Ephesus. +>w< AEGEON. ^-^ A heaview :3 task couwd nyot uWu have :33 been >w< impos'd +Than UwU I to speak x3 my griefs unspeakable; +Yet, :3 that x3 the wowwd OwO may >_> witnyess :3 that x3 my >w< end +Was ;;w;; wwought ^.^ by nyatuwe, nyot ^.^ by ^-^ viwe ^-^ offence, +I'll :33 uttew >_> what x3 my sorrow ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me >_< weave. +^w^ In :33 Sywacuse UwU was UwU I born, ÚwÚ and x3 wed +uWu Unto :3 a ^w^ woman, ^w^ happy >_> but fow uWu me, +xDD And ^.^ by uWu me, xDD had nyot UwU ouw ÚwÚ hap :33 been bad. +With her UwU I liv'd uWu in :33 joy; UwU ouw weawth UwU incweas'd +^-^ By :33 pwospewous ^w^ voyages UwU I often UwU made +;;w;; To :3 Epidamnyum; >w< tiww x3 my factow's UwU death, +xDD And x3 the great :3 cawe of >_> goods uWu at ÚwÚ wandom uWu weft, +^.^ Dwew ;;w;; me from uWu kind :33 embwacements of x3 my ÚwÚ spouse: +Fwom ÚwÚ whom x3 my >w< absence UwU was nyot six ^w^ months :3 owd, +^.^ Befowe herself, almost uWu at xDD fainting :33 undew +uWu The pweasing UwU punyishment :3 that x3 women >_> beaw, +xDD Had UwU made x3 pwovision fow her fowwowing uWu me, +xDD And >w< soon ÚwÚ and >_< safe arrived :3 whewe UwU I uWu was. +>_> Thewe xDD had ^.^ she nyot :33 been ^-^ wong >_> but ^.^ she ÚwÚ became +^-^ A >w< joyfuw mothew of >w< two xDD goodwy sons; +^.^ And, which UwU was >_> stwange, x3 the one UwU so ^.^ wike x3 the othew +;;w;; As couwd nyot be disdnguish'd >_> but ^.^ by ^w^ nyames. +:33 That xDD vewy ^-^ houw, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the sewf-same inn, +^-^ A >_> mean OwO woman UwU was ^-^ dewivewed +Of xDD such :3 a buwden, male twins, both alike. +xDD Those, fow uWu theiw parents :3 wewe :33 exceeding OwO poow, +UwU I ^.^ bought, ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought x3 up to >_< attend x3 my >w< sons. +OwO My :3 wife, nyot meanly OwO pwoud of >w< two xDD such boys, +Made x3 daiwy >w< motions fow UwU ouw ^.^ home OwO wetuwn; +Unwiwwing, UwU I UwU agweed. ^-^ Awas! ^w^ too >w< soon +We ^-^ came UwU aboawd. +^-^ A :33 weague from OwO Epidamnyum xDD had ^.^ we saiw'd +^.^ Befowe x3 the x3 awways-wind-obeying >_> deep +Gave xDD any tragic uWu instance of UwU ouw UwU hawm: +OwO But longer uWu did ^.^ we nyot ^.^ wetain much hope, +For >_> what obscured >w< wight x3 the heavens uWu did gwant +Did >_> but :33 convey >w< unto UwU ouw x3 feawfuw minds +^-^ A ^.^ doubtfuw :33 wawwant of x3 immediate ÚwÚ death; +>_< Which ^w^ though mysewf ^.^ wouwd gwadwy uWu have embrac'd, +ÚwÚ Yet x3 the ^w^ incessant UwU weepings of x3 my :3 wife, +Weeping >w< befowe fow >_> what ^.^ she saw ^w^ must come, +xDD And ^.^ piteous >w< pwainyings of x3 the OwO pwetty uWu babes, +:33 That mouwn'd fow fashion, ÚwÚ ignyowant >_> what to ;;w;; feaw, +Forc'd ;;w;; me to >_> seek delays fow them ÚwÚ and x3 me. +xDD And ÚwÚ this >w< it UwU was, fow othew means UwU was ^-^ nyonye: +uWu The saiwows >_< sought fow :33 safety ^.^ by UwU ouw boat, +xDD And left x3 the ship, xDD then ^-^ sinking-wipe, to us; +OwO My :3 wife, ^.^ mowe careful fow x3 the >_> wattew-bown, +xDD Had fast'ned ^.^ him >w< unto :3 a UwU smaww ^-^ spawe OwO mast, +>w< Such >_< as ^.^ sea-fawing ;;w;; men provide fow x3 stowms; +;;w;; To ^.^ him one of x3 the othew ^.^ twins UwU was xDD bound, +Whilst UwU I xDD had :33 been ^.^ wike ^-^ heedfuw of x3 the :3 othew. +uWu The x3 chiwdwen OwO thus uWu dispos'd, x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and I, +>_< Fixing UwU ouw eyes on ÚwÚ whom UwU ouw :3 cawe UwU was OwO fix'd, +:3 Fast'nyed ouwsewves uWu at xDD eithew >w< end x3 the OwO mast, +^.^ And, ^.^ fwoating stwaight, obedient to x3 the stweam, +Was cawwied uWu towawds ^w^ Cowinth, >_< as ^.^ we thought. +At :33 wength x3 the sun, >_< gazing ;;w;; upon x3 the earth, +x3 Dispews'd UwU those uWu vapouws :3 that uWu offended us; +^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ benyefit of :33 his wished wight, +uWu The seas wax'd calm, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we discovered +Two ÚwÚ ships from uWu faw x3 making ^-^ amain to >w< us- +Of ^.^ Cowinth :3 that, of Epidauwus UwU this. +OwO But ere ;;w;; they came-O, wet ;;w;; me >_> say nyo uWu mowe! +Gather x3 the >w< sequew ^.^ by :3 that OwO went befowe. +x3 DUKE. Nyay, forward, ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, UwU do nyot bweak x3 off so; +For ^.^ we OwO may pity, ^w^ though nyot UwU pawdon thee. +>w< AEGEON. >_< O, xDD had x3 the gods donye >_> so, UwU I xDD had nyot nyow +^w^ Wowthiwy tewm'd them merciless to ÚwÚ us! +For, ere x3 the ÚwÚ ships couwd :3 meet ^.^ by twice five weagues, +We :3 wewe encount'wed ^.^ by :3 a ^-^ mighty :33 wock, +>_< Which ^.^ being >_< viowentwy :3 bownye upon, +Our helpful ship UwU was xDD spwitted uWu in x3 the midst; +^w^ So :3 that, uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 unjust :3 divowce of us, +:33 Fowtunye xDD had left to both of >_> us :33 awike +>_> What to delight x3 in, >_> what to sorrow ;;w;; fow. +:3 Hew >_> pawt, poor x3 souw, ÚwÚ seeming >_< as ^w^ buwdenyed +With wessew ÚwÚ weight, >_> but nyot with wessew woe, +Was cawwied with ^.^ mowe ^w^ speed >w< befowe x3 the :33 wind; +xDD And uWu in UwU ouw ^.^ sight ;;w;; they >w< thwee :3 wewe :33 taken x3 up +^-^ By fishewmen of ^w^ Cowinth, >_< as ^.^ we thought. +At :33 wength anyothew ship xDD had :3 seiz'd on us; +^.^ And, x3 knyowing ÚwÚ whom >w< it UwU was uWu theiw ÚwÚ hap to :3 save, +Gave OwO heawthfuw wewcome to uWu theiw >w< ship-wweck'd :3 guests, +xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu have weft x3 the :33 fishews of uWu theiw ^.^ pwey, +xDD Had nyot uWu theiw >_< bawk :33 been xDD vewy slow of sail; +xDD And >_< thewefowe uWu homewawd uWu did ;;w;; they >w< bend uWu theiw course. +^-^ Thus uWu have xDD you heard ;;w;; me sever'd from x3 my bliss, +:33 That ^.^ by misfowtunyes UwU was x3 my >w< wife prolong'd, +;;w;; To tell >_> sad :3 stowies of x3 my UwU own OwO mishaps. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ And, fow x3 the ÚwÚ sake of them xDD thou ^-^ sowwowest for, +Do ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ favouw to >_< diwate uWu at full +>_> What uWu have befall'n of them ÚwÚ and uWu thee >w< tiww now. +>w< AEGEON. OwO My xDD youngest ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and yet x3 my eldest care, +At eighteen years ÚwÚ became inquisitive +>w< Aftew :33 his brother, ÚwÚ and xDD impowtun'd ;;w;; me +:33 That :33 his :33 attendant-so :33 his case UwU was :3 wike, +ÚwÚ Weft of :33 his brother, >_> but wetain'd :33 his nyame- +^.^ Might UwU beaw ^.^ him >_< company uWu in x3 the ^w^ quest of him; +;;w;; Whom whiwst UwU I ÚwÚ wabouwed of :3 a wuv to see, +UwU I hazawded x3 the ^-^ woss of ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_> wov'd. +:3 Five summers uWu have UwU I xDD spent uWu in ^-^ fawthest xDD Gweece, +Woaming x3 cwean ^w^ thwough x3 the bounds of :3 Asia, +^.^ And, >_> coasting homeward, ^-^ came to ÚwÚ Ephesus; +Hopewess to ^w^ find, yet loath to OwO weave :33 unsought +:33 Ow :3 that ow xDD any :33 pwace :3 that ;;w;; hawbouws ^.^ men. +OwO But OwO hewe ^w^ must >w< end x3 the ^-^ stowy of x3 my :33 wife; +xDD And ^w^ happy :3 wewe UwU I uWu in x3 my timely UwU death, +Could aww x3 my ^w^ twavews :33 wawwant ;;w;; me ;;w;; they wive. +x3 DUKE. Hapwess, UwU Aegeon, ÚwÚ whom x3 the ;;w;; fates uWu have uWu mawk'd +;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 the extremity of xDD diwe mishap! +>_> Nyow, :33 twust uWu me, :3 wewe >w< it nyot OwO against UwU ouw ^-^ waws, +^w^ Against x3 my :3 cwown, x3 my ;;w;; oath, x3 my UwU dignyity, +>_< Which >_< pwinces, ^.^ wouwd >w< they, OwO may nyot disannul, +OwO My :3 souw >_> shouwd sue >_< as advocate fow thee. +OwO But ^w^ though xDD thou awt uWu adjudged to x3 the UwU death, +xDD And x3 passed :33 sentence OwO may nyot be ÚwÚ wecaww'd +OwO But to UwU ouw x3 honyouw's great dispawagement, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ favouw uWu thee uWu in >_> what UwU I ;;w;; can. +>_< Thewefowe, OwO mewchant, I'll wimit uWu thee ÚwÚ this day +;;w;; To >_> seek >w< thy OwO hewp ^.^ by beneficial ^-^ hap. +Twy aww x3 the ^w^ fwiends xDD thou x3 hast uWu in ÚwÚ Ephesus; +>w< Beg UwU thou, ow UwU bowwow, to >_< make x3 up x3 the sum, +xDD And ÚwÚ wive; >_> if no, xDD then xDD thou awt OwO doom'd to die. +Gaoler, OwO take ^.^ him to >w< thy OwO custody. +GAOLER. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. +>w< AEGEON. Hopewess ÚwÚ and helpless xDD doth Aegeon UwU wend, +OwO But to pwocwastinyate :33 his wifewess OwO end. +w< SCENyE 2 + +uWu The mart + +Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, ÚwÚ and uWu FIWST >w< MEWCHANT + +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. >_< Thewefowe, UwU give x3 out xDD you OwO awe of xDD Epidamnyum, +Lest :3 that x3 youw >_> goods ^w^ too >w< soon be >_> confiscate. +This xDD vewy day :3 a Syracusian merchant +Is apprehended fow >_< awwivaw ^.^ hewe; +^.^ And, nyot ^.^ being able to UwU buy x3 out :33 his :3 wife, +x3 Accowding to x3 the statute of x3 the xDD town, +^-^ Dies ere x3 the ÚwÚ weawy sun uWu set uWu in x3 the west. +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 youw monyey :3 that UwU I xDD had to keep. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Go UwU beaw >w< it to x3 the Centaur, :3 whewe ^.^ we >_< host. +xDD And xDD stay thewe, ^w^ Dwomio, >w< tiww UwU I come to thee. +OwO Within ÚwÚ this >_> houw >w< it xDD wiww be dinnyew-time; +Tiww :3 that, I'll x3 view x3 the ^w^ mannyews of x3 the xDD town, +Peruse x3 the :33 twadews, ÚwÚ gaze ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 buiwdings, +xDD And xDD then ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and :33 sweep within >_< minye uWu inn; +For with ^-^ wong travel UwU I ^w^ am OwO stiff ÚwÚ and weawy. +>_< Get uWu thee xDD away. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Many :3 a x3 man ^.^ wouwd OwO take xDD you uWu at x3 youw word, +xDD And OwO go :33 indeed, xDD having UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 mean. ;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. OwO A >_> twusty viwwain, ;;w;; siw, UwU that vewy oft, -When I x3 am :33 duww with cawe ÚwÚ and mewanchowy, -Lightens my humouw with his >_> mewwy OwO jests. ->_> What, uWu wiww you ÚwÚ wawk with me about OwO the ;;w;; town, -And then >w< go ^-^ to my ^-^ inn ÚwÚ and uWu dinye with x3 me? -OwO FIWST uWu MEWCHANT. I x3 am ^.^ invited, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ÚwÚ cewtain merchants, -x3 Of xDD whom I >w< hope ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< much benefit; -I crave >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. Soon at five o'cwock, -UwU Pwease you, I'll ^.^ meet with you x3 upon OwO the mart, -And aftewwawd >w< consowt you ÚwÚ tiww bed xDD time. -UwU My ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ businyess calls me ^-^ fwom you OwO nyow. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Farewell ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. I uWu wiww >w< go wose ÚwÚ mysewf, -And ÚwÚ wandew OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to view OwO the :33 city. -OwO FIWST uWu MEWCHANT. >_> Siw, I ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ content. -;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; commends me ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own ^.^ content -Commends me ^-^ to OwO the xDD thing I cannyot ^-^ get. -I ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd x3 am >_< wike :3 a >_> dwop >_> of >w< watew -:33 That in OwO the :33 ocean UwU seeks another drop, -Who, fawwing there ^-^ to find his :3 fewwow >w< fowth, -OwO Unseen, ^w^ inquisitive, ;;w;; confounds :3 himsewf. -^w^ So OwO I, ^-^ to find :3 a mothew ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 bwothew, -UwU In x3 quest >_> of ;;w;; them, >w< unhappy, wose ^-^ mysewf. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS - -;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :3 awmanyac >_> of my OwO twue ^.^ date. -What ^w^ nyow? OwO How uWu chance :3 thou art wetuwn'd OwO so ^.^ soon? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Return'd OwO so ^-^ soon! wathew approach'd xDD too late. -The :3 capon buwns, OwO the xDD pig ^.^ fawws ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; spit; -The ^w^ cwock ;;w;; hath strucken twewve x3 upon OwO the OwO beww- -UwU My ^w^ mistwess :3 made ^.^ it ^-^ onye x3 upon my xDD cheek; -She :3 is OwO so ^.^ hot ^.^ because OwO the meat :3 is cold, -The meat :3 is x3 cowd ^.^ because you come ^.^ nyot home, -You come ^.^ nyot UwU home ^.^ because you ^.^ have nyo >w< stomach, -You ^.^ have nyo >w< stomach, having x3 bwoke >_> youw uWu fast; -But >_> we, UwU that xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to fast ÚwÚ and pray, -uWu Awe penitent uWu fow >_> youw x3 defauwt to-day. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Stop in >_> youw wind, siw; tell me this, I pray: -:3 Whewe ^.^ have you weft OwO the money UwU that I >_> gave you? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. x3 O-Sixpence UwU that I xDD had :3 a Wednyesday last -ÚwÚ To pay OwO the >w< saddwew uWu fow my x3 mistwess' cwuppew? -The >w< saddwew xDD had it, siw; I ^-^ kept ^.^ it not. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am ^.^ nyot in :3 a uWu spowtive humouw UwU nyow; ->_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dawwy ;;w;; nyot, xDD whewe :3 is OwO the monyey? -We being :3 stwangews ;;w;; hewe, how :33 daw'st :3 thou xDD twust -^w^ So gweat :3 a chawge ^-^ fwom UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ custody? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I pray you >w< jest, ;;w;; siw, as you ^-^ sit at uWu dinnyew. -I ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mistwess come ^-^ to you in :33 post; ->w< If I return, I uWu shaww >w< be OwO post :3 indeed, ->_< Fow ^.^ she uWu wiww scowe >_> youw fauwt x3 upon my UwU pate. -x3 Methinks >_> youw ^.^ maw, >_< wike ÚwÚ minye, shouwd >w< be >_> youw clock, -And strike you UwU home ^-^ without :3 a messenger. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Come, uWu Dwomio, xDD come, ^.^ these :33 jests awe >_< out >_> of xDD season; -Reserve them ÚwÚ tiww :3 a mewwiew hour than ÚwÚ this. -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the gold I >_> gave in chawge ^-^ to OwO thee? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ To uWu me, sir? ÚwÚ Why, you >_> gave nyo gold ^-^ to >_> me. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Come OwO on, x3 siw >_< knyave, ^.^ have x3 donye >_> youw foowishnyess, -And tell me how :3 thou x3 hast dispos'd >w< thy :33 chawge. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU My chawge ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you ^-^ fwom OwO the mawt -:3 Home ^-^ to >_> youw OwO house, OwO the >_< Phoenyix, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. -UwU My ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^-^ sistew ^w^ stays uWu fow you. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Nyow, as I x3 am :3 a xDD Chwistian, ÚwÚ answew me -UwU In what xDD safe place you ^.^ have bestow'd my >_> monyey, -Ow I uWu shaww >_< bweak UwU that >_> mewwy :33 sconce >_> of xDD youws, -:33 That ^-^ stands uWu on tricks when I x3 am >w< undispos'd. -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks :3 thou xDD hadst >_> of x3 me? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ^.^ have >w< some ^.^ mawks >_> of x3 youws x3 upon my xDD pate, -uWu Some >_> of my x3 mistwess' ^.^ mawks x3 upon my UwU shouwdews, -But ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks :3 between you >_> both. ->w< If I shouwd pay >_> youw wowship x3 those uWu again, -:3 Pewchance you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bear them patiently. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Thy x3 mistwess' marks! What mistress, slave, x3 hast thou? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Your worship's xDD wife, my ^w^ mistwess at OwO the >_< Phoenyix; -She UwU that doth fast ÚwÚ tiww you come UwU home ^-^ to dinnyew, -And uWu pways UwU that you uWu wiww UwU hie you UwU home ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou fwout me ;;w;; thus x3 unto my ;;w;; face, ->_> Being OwO fowbid? Thewe, UwU take you UwU that, x3 siw knave. -[Beats xDD him] -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. What UwU mean you, sir? >_< Fow God's :33 sake howd >_> youw ÚwÚ hands! -;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, I'll UwU take my heels. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ A trusty villain, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD vewy :3 oft, +x3 When UwU I ^w^ am dull with :3 cawe ÚwÚ and UwU mewanchowy, +^w^ Wightens x3 my humouw with :33 his ^.^ mewwy >_> jests. +What, xDD wiww xDD you UwU wawk with ;;w;; me about x3 the xDD town, +xDD And xDD then OwO go to x3 my inn ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dinye with me? +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. UwU I ^w^ am x3 invited, ^w^ siw, to xDD cewtain mewchants, +Of ÚwÚ whom UwU I UwU hope to >_< make much >_> benyefit; +UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 youw pardon. ÚwÚ Soon uWu at five o'clock, +ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, I'll :3 meet with xDD you ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< mawt, +xDD And >w< aftewwawd consort xDD you >w< tiww x3 bed uWu time. +OwO My xDD pwesent business ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me from xDD you now. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU Faweweww >w< tiww UwU then. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go wose myself, +xDD And >w< wandew x3 up ÚwÚ and down to x3 view x3 the >_> city. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. UwU Siw, UwU I ÚwÚ commend xDD you to x3 youw UwU own OwO content. +;;w;; w< MEWCHANT +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >w< He :3 that uWu commends ;;w;; me to >_< minye UwU own :3 content +^-^ Commends ;;w;; me to x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ get. +UwU I to x3 the wowwd ^w^ am ^.^ wike :3 a >_< dwop of UwU watew +:33 That uWu in x3 the xDD ocean >_> seeks anyothew drop, +UwU Who, falling there to find :33 his fewwow ^-^ fowth, +Unseen, ;;w;; inquisitive, ;;w;; confounds himself. +^w^ So I, to find :3 a mothew ÚwÚ and :3 a brother, +^w^ In ^w^ quest of ÚwÚ them, >_< unhappy, wose :3 mysewf. + +Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS + +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the awmanyac of x3 my true >_> date. +>_> What ^.^ nyow? How chance xDD thou awt wetuwn'd UwU so soon? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_< Wetuwn'd UwU so xDD soon! rather ^w^ appwoach'd ^w^ too UwU wate. +uWu The ^.^ capon buwns, x3 the :3 pig ^w^ fawws from x3 the x3 spit; +uWu The >w< cwock hath stwucken >_< twewve ;;w;; upon x3 the bell- +OwO My mistwess UwU made >w< it one ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO cheek; +:33 She >_> is UwU so :3 hot uWu because x3 the :3 meat >_> is >_< cowd, +uWu The :3 meat >_> is UwU cowd uWu because xDD you come nyot ^.^ home, +>_> You come nyot ^.^ home uWu because xDD you uWu have nyo ^w^ stomach, +>_> You uWu have nyo ^w^ stomach, xDD having broke x3 youw x3 fast; +OwO But :33 we, :3 that ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU 'tis to ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and pray, +^w^ Awe penitent fow x3 youw :33 defauwt ^w^ to-day. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Stop uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; wind, siw; tell ;;w;; me uWu this, UwU I >_> pway: +Whewe uWu have xDD you left x3 the monyey :3 that UwU I uWu gave you? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. :3 O-Sixpence :3 that UwU I xDD had :3 a >w< Wednyesday >w< wast +;;w;; To x3 pay x3 the saddler fow x3 my >_< mistwess' ÚwÚ cwuppew? +uWu The saddler xDD had :33 it, siw; UwU I :33 kept >w< it not. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in :3 a >w< spowtive humouw >_< nyow; +Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ and dawwy >_> nyot, :3 whewe >_> is x3 the monyey? +We ^.^ being stwangews UwU hewe, >w< how ^w^ daw'st xDD thou :33 twust +^w^ So great :3 a :3 chawge from ^.^ thinye UwU own custody? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I pray xDD you ^.^ jest, ^w^ siw, >_< as xDD you sit uWu at uWu dinnyew. +UwU I from x3 my mistwess come to xDD you uWu in >_< post; +;;w;; If UwU I wetuwn, UwU I UwU shaww be x3 post :33 indeed, +For ^.^ she xDD wiww ÚwÚ scowe x3 youw ;;w;; fauwt ;;w;; upon x3 my pate. +Methinks x3 youw xDD maw, ^.^ wike >_> minye, >_> shouwd be x3 youw clock, +xDD And strike xDD you ^.^ home ^-^ without :3 a :3 messengew. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Come, ^w^ Dwomio, come, these jests OwO awe x3 out of :3 season; +^.^ Wesewve them >w< tiww :3 a mewwiew >_> houw than UwU this. +Whewe >_> is x3 the gowd UwU I uWu gave uWu in :3 chawge to thee? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; To uWu me, UwU siw? Why, xDD you uWu gave nyo gowd to x3 me. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Come ;;w;; on, ^w^ siw ^-^ knyave, uWu have donye x3 youw foolishness, +xDD And tell ;;w;; me >w< how xDD thou x3 hast uWu dispos'd >w< thy chawge. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO My :3 chawge UwU was >_> but to :3 fetch xDD you from x3 the mart +x3 Home to x3 youw house, x3 the ÚwÚ Phoenyix, ^w^ siw, to uWu dinnyew. +OwO My mistwess ÚwÚ and her :3 sistew uWu stays fow OwO you. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> Nyow, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a Christian, answew ;;w;; me +^w^ In >_> what >_< safe :33 pwace xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ bestow'd x3 my monyey, +:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww bweak :3 that ^.^ mewwy ÚwÚ sconce of >_< youws, +:33 That >w< stands on tricks when UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ undispos'd. +Whewe >_> is x3 the thousand >w< mawks xDD thou >w< hadst of me? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I uWu have x3 some >w< mawks of >_> youws ;;w;; upon x3 my ^-^ pate, +;;w;; Some of x3 my >_< mistwess' >w< mawks ;;w;; upon x3 my shoulders, +OwO But nyot :3 a thousand >w< mawks ^-^ between xDD you xDD both. +;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd x3 pay x3 youw :33 wowship UwU those OwO again, +Pewchance xDD you xDD wiww nyot UwU beaw them :33 patientwy. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. x3 Thy >_< mistwess' ^w^ mawks! >_> What ^-^ mistwess, :33 swave, x3 hast thou? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. uWu Youw ^w^ wowship's :3 wife, x3 my mistwess uWu at x3 the Phoenix; +:33 She :3 that xDD doth ÚwÚ fast >w< tiww xDD you come ^.^ home to xDD dinnyew, +xDD And prays :3 that xDD you xDD wiww hie xDD you ^.^ home to uWu dinnyew. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. What, wiwt xDD thou fwout ;;w;; me OwO thus >w< unto x3 my >w< face, +uWu Being fowbid? There, OwO take xDD you :3 that, ^w^ siw knave. +:33 [Beats >w< him] +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> What >_> mean UwU you, UwU siw? For >_> God's ÚwÚ sake howd x3 youw ^w^ hands! +Nyay, >w< an xDD you xDD wiww >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, I'll OwO take x3 my xDD heews. ;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Upon my xDD wife, uWu by >w< some :33 device ^w^ ow uWu othew -The villain :3 is o'erraught >_> of >w< aww my ^-^ monyey. -^.^ They uWu say :3 this ^-^ town :3 is :33 fuww >_> of cozenage; -As, nimble juggwews UwU that x3 deceive OwO the eye, -Dark-working :33 sowcewews UwU that >_> change OwO the UwU mind, -ÚwÚ Souw-kiwwing :33 witches UwU that >w< defowm OwO the body, -;;w;; Disguised cheatews, prating :3 mountebanks, -And many ^.^ such-wike ^w^ wibewties >_> of >w< sin; ->w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv so, I uWu wiww >w< be gonye OwO the OwO soonyew. -I'll ^-^ to OwO the Centaur ^-^ to >w< go >w< seek :3 this >w< swave. -I OwO gweatwy ;;w;; feaw my money :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ safe. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, ^.^ by x3 some xDD device ow othew +uWu The viwwain >_> is xDD o'ewwaught of aww x3 my money. +^-^ They >_> say ÚwÚ this :33 town >_> is full of OwO cozenyage; +As, >_< nyimbwe xDD juggwews :3 that >w< deceive x3 the >_< eye, +Dark-working sorcerers :3 that change x3 the UwU mind, +Soul-killing :3 witches :3 that ^-^ defowm x3 the ;;w;; body, +ÚwÚ Disguised cheatews, ;;w;; pwating UwU mountebanks, +xDD And UwU many >_< such-wike ;;w;; wibewties of sin; +;;w;; If >w< it ^-^ pwuv >_> so, UwU I xDD wiww be >_> gonye x3 the soonyew. +I'll to x3 the xDD Centauw to OwO go >_> seek ÚwÚ this slave. +UwU I OwO gweatwy feaw x3 my monyey >_> is nyot ^w^ safe. ;;w;; _< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -^-^ ACT ÚwÚ Iw. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - -The house >_> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS - -x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, UwU wife ^-^ to ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, with UwU WUCIANyA, xDD hew ^-^ sistew - -:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Nyeithew my xDD husband :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ swave wetuwn'd -:33 That in such haste I x3 sent ^-^ to >w< seek his >w< mastew! -Suwe, >_< Wucianya, ^.^ it :3 is two >w< o'cwock. -LUCIANA. Perhaps >w< some ^.^ mewchant ;;w;; hath ^-^ invited ^w^ him, -And ^-^ fwom OwO the mawt :33 he's xDD somewhewe gonye ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; -Good ;;w;; sistew, let OwO us dinye, ÚwÚ and never >w< fwet. -OwO A man :3 is ^w^ mastew >_> of his liberty; -Time :3 is theiw :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and when uWu they UwU see UwU time, ->w< They'ww >w< go ^w^ ow come. >w< If so, >w< be :3 patient, sistew. -:3 ADWIANyA. UwU Why shouwd theiw ;;w;; wibewty than ^w^ ouws >w< be >_> mowe? -LUCIANA. xDD Because theiw ^-^ businyess still :3 wies >_< out o' ^w^ doow. -:3 ADWIANyA. Wook when I sewve him so, ^.^ he ^-^ takes ^.^ it ill. -LUCIANA. :33 O, xDD knyow ^.^ he :3 is OwO the bridle >_> of >_> youw uWu wiww. -:3 ADWIANyA. There's UwU nyonye uWu but UwU asses uWu wiww >w< be uWu bwidwed ÚwÚ so. -LUCIANA. ÚwÚ Why, headstwong ;;w;; wibewty :3 is :33 wash'd with ^w^ woe. -There's nyothing ^.^ situate uWu undew >_< heaven's eye -But ;;w;; hath his UwU bound, in :3 eawth, in >_< sea, in ÚwÚ sky. -The ;;w;; beasts, OwO the uWu fishes, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< winged >_> fowws, -uWu Awe theiw >_< mawes' :33 subjects, ÚwÚ and at theiw >_> contwows. -ÚwÚ Man, ^-^ mowe >_> divinye, OwO the ^w^ mastew >_> of >w< aww :33 these, -Wowd >_> of OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and wiwd wat'wy seas, -x3 Indu'd with intewwectuaw :33 sense ÚwÚ and souls, -x3 Of ^-^ mowe pre-eminence than >_< fish ÚwÚ and >_> fowws, -uWu Awe ;;w;; mastews ^-^ to theiw females, ÚwÚ and theiw lords; -;;w;; Then let >_> youw uWu wiww ^.^ attend uWu on theiw accords. -:3 ADWIANyA. :3 This servitude makes you ^-^ to ^-^ keep ÚwÚ unwed. -LUCIANA. :3 Nyot this, uWu but twoubwes >_> of OwO the xDD mawwiage-bed. -:3 ADWIANyA. But, ;;w;; wewe you >_< wedded, you would bear >w< some sway. -LUCIANA. Ewe I learn love, I'll ;;w;; pwactise ^-^ to ;;w;; obey. -:3 ADWIANyA. OwO How ^-^ if >_> youw xDD husband start >w< some uWu othew whewe? -LUCIANA. ;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he come UwU home uWu again, I would ^w^ fowbeaw. -:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Patience unmov'd! nyo x3 mawvew >w< though ^.^ she OwO pause: -^.^ They can >w< be meek UwU that ^.^ have nyo uWu othew ^.^ cause. -OwO A wwetched >_> souw, >_< bwuis'd with ^-^ advewsity, -We ;;w;; bid >w< be >_> quiet when ^-^ we hear ^.^ it cry; -But ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we buwd'nyed with >_< wike OwO weight >_> of ÚwÚ pain, -UwU As xDD much, ^w^ ow :3 mowe, ^-^ we shouwd uWu ouwsewves >_> compwain. -^w^ So thou, UwU that x3 hast nyo UwU unkind :33 mate ^-^ to >w< gwieve ^.^ thee, -x3 With urging helpless >_< patience would relieve me; -But ^-^ if :3 thou live ^-^ to UwU see >_< wike ^.^ wight bereft, -:3 This foow-begg'd >_< patience in ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww >w< be left. -LUCIANA. Weww, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy ^-^ onye day, uWu but ^-^ to try. -;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw man, :3 nyow :3 is >_> youw xDD husband >w< nyigh. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS - -:3 ADWIANyA. Say, :3 is >_> youw tawdy ^w^ mastew :3 nyow at ^.^ hand? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 he's at two ^.^ hands with uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU that my two -ears can witnyess. -:3 ADWIANyA. Say, didst :3 thou speak with OwO him? ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou his >_< mind? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ^.^ he told his :33 mind x3 upon >_< minye OwO eaw. -UwU Beshwew his ;;w;; hand, I scarce :33 couwd undewstand it. -LUCIANA. ;;w;; Spake ^.^ he OwO so doubtfully :3 thou could'st ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew his xDD meanying? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he struck OwO so ^-^ pwainwy I :33 couwd ^-^ to -;;w;; weww ;;w;; feew his :3 bwows; ÚwÚ and withaw OwO so doubtfully UwU that I :33 couwd -scarce undewstand ^.^ them. -:3 ADWIANyA. But ÚwÚ say, I ;;w;; pwithee, :3 is ^.^ he UwU coming :3 home? -^w^ It uWu seems ^.^ he ;;w;; hath gweat cawe ^-^ to >w< pwease his wife. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Why, mistress, ^w^ suwe my ^w^ mastew :3 is ;;w;; hown-mad. -:3 ADWIANyA. >w< Hown-mad, :3 thou viwwain! -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I UwU mean ^.^ nyot cuckowd-mad; -But, ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he :3 is :33 stawk ^w^ mad. -When I >w< desiw'd him ^-^ to come UwU home ^-^ to dinnyew, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ ask'd me uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks in >w< gowd. -UwU "Tis ;;w;; dinnyew x3 time' OwO quoth I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. -'Your meat doth xDD buwn' OwO quoth I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. ->w< 'Wiww you come >_< home?' OwO quoth I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. -:33 'Whewe :3 is OwO the ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks I >_> gave ^.^ thee, ^w^ viwwain?' -xDD 'The OwO pig' OwO quoth I OwO 'is ^-^ buwn'd'; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. ->w< 'My mistress, ^-^ siw,' OwO quoth I; x3 'Hang OwO up >w< thy UwU mistwess; -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU mistwess; >_< out uWu on >w< thy mistress.' -LUCIANA. >_> Quoth UwU who? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Quoth my mastew. -OwO 'I knyow' OwO quoth ^.^ he >w< 'nyo OwO house, nyo xDD wife, nyo mistress.' -^w^ So UwU that my ^-^ ewwand, :3 due x3 unto my tongue, -I :3 thank ^w^ him, I x3 bawe UwU home x3 upon my shoulders; ->_< Fow, in ;;w;; concwusion, ^.^ he >_> did beat me ^.^ thewe. -:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Go xDD back uWu again, :3 thou slave, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch him UwU home. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Go xDD back uWu again, ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO nyew >_> beaten :3 home? ->_< Fow God's UwU sake, ^-^ send >w< some uWu othew messenger. -:3 ADWIANyA. :3 Back, slave, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww >_< bweak >w< thy OwO pate acwoss. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And ^.^ he uWu wiww bless UwU that cross with uWu othew uWu beating; ->w< Between you I uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a holy head. -:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Hence, prating ;;w;; peasant! x3 Fetch >w< thy ^w^ mastew UwU home. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Am I OwO so x3 wound with you, as you with uWu me, -:33 That >_< wike :3 a football you ^-^ do x3 spuwn me ^.^ thus? -You x3 spuwn me hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww x3 spuwn me uWu hithew; ->w< If I last in :3 this UwU sewvice, you >w< must UwU case me in leather. +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +^.^ ACT Iw. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 + +uWu The ;;w;; house of :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS + +Entew x3 ADWIANyA, >w< wife to :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, with x3 WUCIANyA, her :3 sistew + +ADWIANyA. >_> Nyeithew x3 my :33 husband nor x3 the ;;w;; swave wetuwn'd +:33 That uWu in xDD such ^.^ haste UwU I sent to >_> seek :33 his x3 mastew! +Sure, x3 Wucianya, >w< it >_> is >w< two OwO o'cwock. +:33 WUCIANyA. :3 Pewhaps x3 some merchant hath >w< invited :3 him, +xDD And from x3 the mart uWu he's somewhewe >_> gonye to uWu dinnyew; +^-^ Good ^-^ sistew, wet >_> us UwU dinye, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew fwet. +^-^ A x3 man >_> is >_< mastew of :33 his xDD wibewty; +^-^ Time >_> is uWu theiw ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and when ;;w;; they >_> see time, +x3 They'ww OwO go ow x3 come. ;;w;; If >_> so, be *giggles shyly* patient, sister. +ADWIANyA. Why >_> shouwd uWu theiw ^w^ wibewty than ouws be UwU mowe? +:33 WUCIANyA. >_< Because uWu theiw business still wies x3 out ^.^ o' UwU doow. +ADWIANyA. Wook when UwU I serve ^.^ him >_> so, ^.^ he UwU takes >w< it ill. +:33 WUCIANyA. >_< O, ^.^ knyow ^.^ he >_> is x3 the >_> bwidwe of x3 youw :33 wiww. +ADWIANyA. >_> Thewe's >_< nyonye >_> but asses xDD wiww be UwU bwidwed :3 so. +:33 WUCIANyA. Why, headstrong ^w^ wibewty >_> is lash'd with woe. +>_> Thewe's >_< nyothing situate :33 undew heaven's ^w^ eye +OwO But hath :33 his xDD bound, uWu in earth, uWu in :33 sea, uWu in x3 sky. +uWu The xDD beasts, x3 the ^w^ fishes, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> winged >w< fowws, +^w^ Awe uWu theiw ;;w;; mawes' xDD subjects, ÚwÚ and uWu at uWu theiw controls. +>_< Man, ^.^ mowe divine, x3 the >_< mastew of aww OwO these, +Lord of x3 the uWu wide wowwd ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd ^.^ wat'wy seas, +>_> Indu'd with intewwectuaw sense ÚwÚ and souws, +Of ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ pwe-eminyence than :33 fish ÚwÚ and >w< fowws, +^w^ Awe >w< mastews to uWu theiw xDD femawes, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :3 wowds; +UwU Then wet x3 youw xDD wiww >_< attend on uWu theiw OwO accowds. +ADWIANyA. This sewvitude x3 makes xDD you to >_< keep ^w^ unwed. +:33 WUCIANyA. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu this, >_> but troubles of x3 the ÚwÚ mawwiage-bed. +ADWIANyA. But, :3 wewe xDD you wedded, xDD you ^.^ wouwd UwU beaw x3 some sway. +:33 WUCIANyA. Ere UwU I :3 weawn xDD wuv, I'll x3 pwactise to OwO obey. +ADWIANyA. How >_> if x3 youw :33 husband start x3 some othew whewe? +:33 WUCIANyA. Tiww ^.^ he come ^.^ home OwO again, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ fowbeaw. +ADWIANyA. ;;w;; Patience unmov'd! nyo :3 mawvew ^w^ though ^.^ she >_> pause: +^-^ They ^.^ can be >_> meek :3 that uWu have nyo othew OwO cause. +^-^ A wwetched x3 souw, uWu bwuis'd with advewsity, +We bid be :33 quiet when ^.^ we hear >w< it cry; +OwO But :3 wewe ^.^ we burd'ned with ^.^ wike >_> weight of UwU pain, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ much, ow >_> mowe, ^.^ we >_> shouwd ouwsewves OwO compwain. +^w^ So UwU thou, :3 that x3 hast nyo :3 unkind ^-^ mate to UwU gwieve ÚwÚ thee, +With ÚwÚ uwging helpless uWu patience ^.^ wouwd xDD wewieve OwO me; +OwO But >_> if xDD thou ^w^ wive to >_> see ^.^ wike >w< wight ^w^ beweft, +This fool-begg'd uWu patience uWu in uWu thee xDD wiww be left. +:33 WUCIANyA. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww marry one ^-^ day, >_> but to >_> twy. +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw ^w^ man, nyow >_> is x3 youw :33 husband nyigh. + +Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS + +ADWIANyA. Say, >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ tawdy >_< mastew nyow uWu at hand? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyay, uWu he's uWu at >w< two ^.^ hands with uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 my >w< two +OwO eaws ^.^ can witness. +ADWIANyA. Say, :33 didst xDD thou speak with him? Knyow'st xDD thou :33 his :3 mind? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Ay, :33 ay, ^.^ he told :33 his ^-^ mind ;;w;; upon >_< minye :3 eaw. +Beshrew :33 his uWu hand, UwU I scawce couwd understand :3 it. +:33 WUCIANyA. ^w^ Spake ^.^ he UwU so doubtfully xDD thou couwd'st nyot x3 feew :33 his ^w^ meanying? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyay, ^.^ he >w< stwuck UwU so x3 pwainwy UwU I couwd to +weww x3 feew :33 his blows; ÚwÚ and withal UwU so doubtfully :3 that UwU I couwd +scawce understand OwO them. +ADWIANyA. OwO But say, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, >_> is ^.^ he xDD coming ^w^ home? +^.^ It ;;w;; seems ^.^ he hath great :3 cawe to uWu pwease :33 his x3 wife. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Why, ^-^ mistwess, >_< suwe x3 my >_< mastew >_> is ^-^ hown-mad. +ADWIANyA. Horn-mad, xDD thou :33 viwwain! +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I >_> mean nyot >_< cuckowd-mad; +But, x3 suwe, ^.^ he >_> is x3 stawk >_> mad. +x3 When UwU I desir'd ^.^ him to come ^.^ home to xDD dinnyew, +>w< He >w< ask'd ;;w;; me fow :3 a thousand >w< mawks uWu in ;;w;; gowd. +^w^ "Tis dinner >_> time' quoth x3 I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' quoth he. +uWu 'Youw :3 meat xDD doth buwn' quoth x3 I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' quoth he. +UwU 'Wiww xDD you come ;;w;; home?' quoth x3 I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' quoth he. +'Whewe >_> is x3 the thousand >w< mawks UwU I uWu gave ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ viwwain?' +'The pig' quoth UwU I ^-^ 'is burn'd'; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' quoth he. +>w< 'My ^-^ mistwess, :33 siw,' quoth x3 I; >_> 'Hang x3 up >w< thy mistress; +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< thy mistress; x3 out on >w< thy UwU mistwess.' +:33 WUCIANyA. Quoth >_> who? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Quoth x3 my master. +ÚwÚ 'I >w< knyow' quoth ^.^ he 'no house, nyo :3 wife, nyo UwU mistwess.' +^w^ So :3 that x3 my uWu ewwand, >_< due >w< unto x3 my ;;w;; tongue, +UwU I >_> thank :3 him, UwU I OwO bawe ^.^ home ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< shouwdews; +For, uWu in conclusion, ^.^ he uWu did xDD beat ;;w;; me :33 thewe. +ADWIANyA. Go back OwO again, xDD thou :33 swave, ÚwÚ and :3 fetch ^.^ him >_> home. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Go back OwO again, ÚwÚ and be x3 nyew beaten ^w^ home? +For >_> God's ^w^ sake, >_> send x3 some othew :3 messengew. +ADWIANyA. ^w^ Back, :33 swave, ow UwU I xDD wiww bweak >w< thy OwO pate >_> acwoss. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; bwess :3 that OwO cwoss with othew xDD beating; +Between xDD you UwU I UwU shaww uWu have :3 a >w< howy >_> head. +ADWIANyA. Hence, ;;w;; pwating ^w^ peasant! ^-^ Fetch >w< thy >_< mastew >_> home. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ Am UwU I UwU so ;;w;; wound with UwU you, >_< as xDD you with uWu me, +:33 That ^.^ wike :3 a uWu footbaww xDD you UwU do :33 spuwn ;;w;; me >_< thus? +>_> You :33 spuwn ;;w;; me hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD wiww :33 spuwn ;;w;; me hithew; +;;w;; If UwU I >w< wast uWu in ÚwÚ this sewvice, xDD you ^w^ must case ;;w;; me uWu in weathew. ;;w;; _> youw >w< face! -:3 ADWIANyA. His >_> company >w< must ^-^ do his minions >w< gwace, ->w< Whiwst I at UwU home stawve uWu fow :3 a >_> mewwy ;;w;; wook. -;;w;; Hath ;;w;; homewy :3 age th' uWu awwuwing x3 beauty took -From my UwU poow ^.^ cheek? ;;w;; Then ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ wasted it. -uWu Awe my discouwses ^.^ duww? OwO Bawwen my ^.^ wit? ->w< If >_> vowubwe ÚwÚ and shawp :3 discouwse >w< be maww'd, -Unkindnyess UwU bwunts ^.^ it ^-^ mowe than marble hard. -Do theiw ^.^ gay ;;w;; vestments his ÚwÚ affections bait? -^.^ That's ^.^ nyot my fault; :33 he's ^w^ mastew >_> of my state. -What wuins awe in me UwU that can >w< be ;;w;; found -By him ^.^ nyot :33 wuin'd? ;;w;; Then :3 is ^.^ he OwO the gwound -x3 Of my defeatures. UwU My ;;w;; decayed fair -OwO A ^w^ sunny ÚwÚ wook >_> of his would >_> soon >w< wepaiw. -But, xDD too xDD unwuwy ;;w;; deew, ^.^ he bweaks OwO the pawe, -And feeds ^-^ fwom >_< home; UwU poow I x3 am uWu but his stale. -LUCIANA. >_> Sewf-hawming jealousy! ^.^ fie, beat ^.^ it ^-^ hence. -:3 ADWIANyA. Unfeewing fools can with such ^-^ wwongs xDD dispense. -I xDD knyow his eye doth homage UwU othewwhewe; -Ow ewse what UwU wets ^.^ it uWu but ^.^ he would >w< be hewe? -:3 Sistew, you xDD knyow ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd me :3 a chain; -Wouwd UwU that :3 awonye :3 a love ^.^ he would ^.^ detain, -^w^ So ^.^ he would ^-^ keep fair ÚwÚ quawtew with his bed! -I UwU see OwO the >_> jewew :33 best enamelled -uWu Wiww wose his beauty; ÚwÚ yet OwO the gold uWu bides still -:33 That ÚwÚ othews ^.^ touch :3 and, >_< often xDD touching, uWu wiww -:3 Whewe ;;w;; gowd; ÚwÚ and nyo man UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a name -By :3 fawsehood ÚwÚ and :33 cowwuption doth ^.^ it >w< shame. -x3 Since UwU that my x3 beauty cannyot >w< pwease his eye, -I'll weep ^w^ what's weft ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and weeping ^-^ die. -LUCIANA. OwO How many OwO fond fools sewve mad jealousy! -^w^ _< OF SYWACUSE - -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. The gold I >_> gave ^-^ to Dromio :3 is >_> waid OwO up -Safe at OwO the ;;w;; Centauw, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD heedfuw ^w^ swave -^-^ Is wand'wed :3 fowth in cawe ^-^ to >w< seek me >_< out. -By ;;w;; computation ÚwÚ and >_< minye :3 host's wepowt -I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot speak with Dromio >_< since at ^.^ fiwst -I x3 sent him ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mawt. ^w^ See, here ^.^ he comes. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE - -OwO How nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >_> youw >_> mewwy humouw awtew'd? -UwU As you love xDD stwokes, OwO so ÚwÚ jest with me again. -You xDD knyow nyo Centaur! You receiv'd nyo :33 gowd! -Your ^w^ mistwess x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ have me UwU home ^-^ to xDD dinnyew! -UwU My house ÚwÚ was at OwO the xDD Phoenyix! ^w^ Wast :3 thou >_< mad, -:33 That ;;w;; thus OwO so :3 madwy :3 thou didst ÚwÚ answew x3 me? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. What ^-^ answew, sir? When ^-^ spake I such :3 a UwU wowd? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Even nyow, x3 even ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ nyot half OwO an hour since. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see you >_< since you x3 sent me hence, -:3 Home ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Centauw, with OwO the gold you >_> gave >_> me. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou didst deny OwO the uWu gowd's receipt, -And told'st me >_> of :3 a ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD dinnyew; ->_< Fow which, I hope, :3 thou felt'st I ÚwÚ was ^-^ dispweas'd. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you in :3 this >_> mewwy vein. -What :3 means :3 this jest? I pray you, :3 mastew, tell >_> me. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD Yea, OwO dost :3 thou jeew ÚwÚ and fwout me in OwO the teeth? -uWu Think'st :3 thou I jest? ^-^ Howd, UwU take :3 thou UwU that, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; that. -[Beating xDD him] -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow God's >w< sake! Nyow >_> youw ÚwÚ jest :3 is earnest. -:3 Upon what :3 bawgain ^-^ do you ^w^ give ^.^ it x3 me? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD Because UwU that I familiarly ^.^ sometimes -Do ;;w;; use you uWu fow my OwO foow ÚwÚ and :33 chat with you, -Your sauciness uWu wiww ÚwÚ jest x3 upon my love, -And ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ common >_> of my uWu sewious OwO houws. -When OwO the >_< sun uWu shinyes let foowish gnyats ^-^ make sport, -But cweep in cwannyies when ^.^ he hides his beams. ->w< If you uWu wiww ÚwÚ jest with uWu me, xDD knyow my ;;w;; aspect, -And ^.^ fashion >_> youw ^w^ demeanyouw ^-^ to my >w< wooks, -Ow I uWu wiww beat :3 this >_> method in >_> youw ^-^ sconce. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Sconce, caww you it? ^w^ So you would -xDD weave battering, I xDD had wathew ^.^ have ^.^ it :3 a head. An you ;;w;; use -^.^ these uWu bwows long, I >w< must >_< get :3 a :33 sconce uWu fow my uWu head, ÚwÚ and -^-^ insconce ^.^ it :33 too; ^w^ ow ewse I uWu shaww >w< seek my ÚwÚ wit in my >_> shouwdews. -But I pray, ;;w;; siw, x3 why x3 am I beaten? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu knyow? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Nyothing, ;;w;; siw, uWu but UwU that I x3 am OwO beaten. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 Shaww I tell you uWu why? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ whewefowe; uWu fow uWu they uWu say -every x3 why ;;w;; hath :3 a UwU whewefowe. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ fiwst uWu fow flouting me; ÚwÚ and then wherefore, ->_< Fow urging ^.^ it OwO the uWu second UwU time ^-^ to >_> me. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> Was there >w< evew ^-^ any man ;;w;; thus >_> beaten >_< out >_> of UwU season, -When in OwO the x3 why ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD whewefowe :3 is neither x3 whyme :3 nyow weason? -Weww, ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank you. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Thank uWu me, :3 siw! uWu fow ;;w;; what? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 this xDD something UwU that you >_> gave -me uWu fow nothing. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I'll ^-^ make you amends nyext, ^-^ to -^w^ give you nyothing uWu fow >_< something. But ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^.^ it dinnyewtime? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, siw; I ÚwÚ think OwO the meat ÚwÚ wants UwU that I have. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU In good UwU time, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ what's ÚwÚ that? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Basting. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, then 'twill >w< be dry. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< If ^.^ it ^.^ be, ;;w;; siw, I pray you xDD eat UwU nyonye >_> of it. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Your weason? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Lest ^.^ it ^-^ make you choleric, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchase me -another OwO dwy x3 basting. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, learn ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest in good time; -:33 thewe's :3 a UwU time uWu fow >w< aww ;;w;; things. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I durst ^.^ have ;;w;; denyied UwU that, before you -;;w;; wewe OwO so choleric. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. By what UwU wuwe, sir? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu by :3 a UwU wuwe as ;;w;; pwain as OwO the -;;w;; pwain uWu bawd OwO pate >_> of Father Time :3 himsewf. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Let's hear it. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. There's nyo UwU time uWu fow :3 a man ^-^ to >_< wecuvw -his >_< haiw UwU that grows uWu bawd uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. May ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu by fine ÚwÚ and x3 wecuvwy? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Yes, ^-^ to pay :3 a fine uWu fow :3 a periwig, ÚwÚ and ->_< wecuvw OwO the lost >_< haiw >_> of another xDD man. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Why :3 is Time such :3 a ^.^ nyiggawd >_> of ->_> haiw, being, as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, OwO so plentiful OwO an >_< excwement? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD Because ^.^ it :3 is :3 a xDD bwessing UwU that ^.^ he bestows -uWu on ;;w;; beasts, ÚwÚ and what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath scanted x3 men in >_< haiw ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ->w< given them in wit. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, uWu but :33 thewe's many :3 a man -;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >_< haiw than wit. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot :3 a man >_> of x3 those uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO the -ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to wose his haiw. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou didst conclude UwU haiwy -x3 men ;;w;; pwain UwU deawews ^-^ without wit. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. The :33 pwainyew ;;w;; deawew, OwO the sooner UwU wost; -ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he loseth ^.^ it in :3 a >w< kind >_> of jollity. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Fow what weason? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Fow >_> two; ÚwÚ and :33 sound ones ^w^ too. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot :33 sound I pray you. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Suwe onyes, xDD then. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot ;;w;; suwe, in :3 a xDD thing fawsing. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Cewtain onyes, xDD then. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Nyame ^.^ them. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. The one, ^-^ to :33 save OwO the money UwU that ^.^ he ^.^ spends in -^w^ tiwing; OwO the xDD othew, UwU that at ;;w;; dinnyew uWu they shouwd ^.^ nyot >_> dwop in his -powwidge. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. You would >w< aww :3 this UwU time ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd there -:3 is nyo UwU time uWu fow >w< aww ;;w;; things. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and :33 did, siw; namely, nyo UwU time ^-^ to >_< wecuvw ->_< haiw lost uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. But >_> youw reason ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu substantiaw, x3 why -there :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to >w< wecuvw. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Thus I OwO mend OwO it: Time ^-^ himsewf :3 is OwO bawd, -ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ to OwO the world's ^-^ end uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu bawd ÚwÚ fowwowews. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I knew 't'would >w< be :3 a uWu bawd ^w^ concwusion. But, -soft, ^-^ who ;;w;; wafts OwO us yondew? - -x3 Entew >_> ADWIANyA ÚwÚ and x3 WUCIANyA - -:3 ADWIANyA. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, Antiphowus, ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and frown. -uWu Some uWu othew ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; hath >w< thy ^w^ sweet ^w^ aspects; -I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO Adwianya, :3 nyow >w< thy wife. -The UwU time ÚwÚ was UwU once when :3 thou unurg'd wouldst x3 vow -:33 That never uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe music ^-^ to UwU thinye eaw, -:33 That never object >w< pweasing in UwU thinye eye, -:33 That never ^.^ touch ;;w;; weww ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; hand, -:33 That never meat x3 sweet-savouw'd in >w< thy taste, ->_< Unwess I xDD spake, ^w^ ow ^-^ wook'd, ^w^ ow >w< touch'd, ^w^ ow carv'd ^-^ to thee. -OwO How comes ^.^ it nyow, my xDD husband, :33 O, how comes it, -:33 That :3 thou art then :33 estwanged ^-^ fwom thysewf? -:33 Thysewf I caww it, being ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to uWu me, -That, undividable, ;;w;; incowpowate, -OwO Am better than >w< thy dear sewf's better pawt. -xDD Ah, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< teaw away thyself ^-^ fwom me; ->_< Fow >w< knyow, my love, as :33 easy uWu mayst :3 thou ^-^ faww -OwO A >_> dwop >_> of >w< watew in OwO the breaking ÚwÚ guwf, -And UwU take :33 unmingwed ^.^ thence UwU that >_> dwop UwU again -Without >w< addition ^w^ ow :33 diminyishing, -UwU As UwU take ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot me ^w^ too. -OwO How dearly would ^.^ it ^.^ touch ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ quick, ->_> Shouwd'st :3 thou uWu but hear I ;;w;; wewe :33 wicentious, -And UwU that :3 this body, consecrate ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -By >_< wuffian wust shouwd >w< be >_< contaminyate! -Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU spit at me ÚwÚ and x3 spuwn at uWu me, -And huww OwO the name >_> of xDD husband in my ;;w;; face, -And >w< teaw OwO the :33 stain'd ^.^ skin x3 off my hawwot-bwow, -And ^-^ fwom my false hand ÚwÚ cut OwO the UwU wedding-wing, -And >_< bweak ^.^ it with :3 a uWu deep-divowcing >_> vow? -I xDD knyow :3 thou x3 canst, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe UwU see :3 thou ^-^ do it. -I x3 am ^-^ possess'd with OwO an :33 aduwtewate >_> bwot; -UwU My UwU bwood :3 is mingwed with OwO the >_< cwime >_> of :33 wust; ->_< Fow ^-^ if ^-^ we two >w< be one, ÚwÚ and :3 thou xDD pway fawse, -I ^-^ do OwO digest OwO the :3 poison >_> of >w< thy x3 fwesh, ->_> Being stwumpeted uWu by >w< thy >_> contagion. -Keep then fair >_> weague ÚwÚ and truce with >w< thy OwO twue ^-^ bed; -I live dis-stain'd, :3 thou undishonoured. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Pwead you ^-^ to uWu me, fair ^w^ dame? I xDD knyow you nyot: -UwU In UwU Ephesus I x3 am uWu but two ^w^ houws >_> owd, -UwU As ÚwÚ stwange x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ town as ^-^ to >_> youw talk, -Who, every >_> wowd uWu by >w< aww my ÚwÚ wit being >_> scann'd, -^.^ Wants ÚwÚ wit in >w< aww ^-^ onye >_> wowd ^-^ to xDD undewstand. -LUCIANA. :33 Fie, :33 bwothew, how OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is >_< chang'd with xDD you! -When ;;w;; wewe you UwU wont ^-^ to ;;w;; use my ^-^ sistew ^.^ thus? -She x3 sent uWu fow you uWu by Dromio UwU home ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. By Dromio? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. By x3 me? -:3 ADWIANyA. By thee; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 thou didst xDD wetuwn ^-^ fwom x3 him- -:33 That ^.^ he >_> did buffet ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and in his uWu bwows -^-^ Denyied my house uWu fow his, me uWu fow his wife. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Did you ÚwÚ convewse, ;;w;; siw, with :3 this gentlewoman? -What :3 is OwO the ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and drift >_> of >_> youw UwU compact? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO I, OwO Siw? I never ^-^ saw xDD hew ÚwÚ tiww :3 this xDD time. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou UwU wiest; uWu fow x3 even xDD hew vewy uWu wowds ->w< Didst :3 thou x3 dewivew ^-^ to me uWu on OwO the OwO mawt. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I never ^-^ spake with xDD hew in >w< aww my wife. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO How can ^.^ she thus, then, caww OwO us uWu by ^-^ ouw nyames, ->_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be uWu by inspiwation? -:3 ADWIANyA. OwO How i-iww agrees ^.^ it with >_> youw gwavity -ÚwÚ To >w< countewfeit ;;w;; thus ^.^ gwosswy with >_> youw slave, -Abetting him ^-^ to thwart me in my >w< mood! -Be ^.^ it my :33 wwong you awe ^-^ fwom me :33 exempt, -But :33 wwong ^.^ nyot UwU that :33 wwong with :3 a ^-^ mowe :33 contempt. -^w^ Come, I uWu wiww OwO fasten uWu on :3 this >_< sweeve >_> of :3 thinye; -Thou art OwO an ÚwÚ ewm, my xDD husband, I :3 a vine, -uWu Whose weakness, married ^-^ to >w< thy stronger state, -:3 Makes me with >w< thy OwO stwength ^-^ to communicate. ->w< If >w< aught ^.^ possess ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom uWu me, ^.^ it :3 is >_< dwoss, -uWu Usuwping OwO ivy, bwiew, ^w^ ow :33 idwe OwO moss; -OwO Who aww, uWu fow UwU want >_> of pwunying, with ^-^ intwusion ->_< Infect >w< thy ÚwÚ sap, ÚwÚ and live uWu on >w< thy UwU confusion. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ To me ^.^ she ^w^ speaks; ^.^ she muvs me uWu fow xDD hew UwU theme. ->_> What, ÚwÚ was I married ^-^ to xDD hew in my uWu dweam? -Ow ;;w;; sweep I nyow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think I hear >w< aww uWu this? -What error >_> dwives ^-^ ouw eyes ÚwÚ and ears amiss? -^.^ Untiw I xDD knyow :3 this ^w^ suwe UwU uncewtainty, -I'll UwU entewtain OwO the ^.^ offew'd fallacy. -LUCIANA. uWu Dwomio, >w< go ;;w;; bid OwO the ^-^ sewvants UwU spwead uWu fow uWu dinnyew. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, uWu fow my ;;w;; beads! I cross me uWu fow sinner. -:3 This :3 is OwO the uWu faiwy land. :3 O ^-^ spite >_> of :33 spites! -We talk with gobwins, owls, ÚwÚ and xDD spwites. ->w< If ^-^ we ^-^ obey them ;;w;; nyot, :3 this uWu wiww >_< ensue: ->w< They'ww x3 suck ^-^ ouw breath, ^w^ ow ^.^ pinch OwO us bwack ÚwÚ and blue. -LUCIANA. UwU Why OwO pwat'st :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and :3 answew'st not? -uWu Dwomio, :3 thou drone, :3 thou :33 snyaiw, :3 thou ^-^ swug, :3 thou >_< sot! -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am transformed, :3 mastew, x3 am ^.^ nyot x3 I? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art in UwU mind, ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 am :3 I. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 mastew, uWu both in :33 mind ÚwÚ and in my OwO shape. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thou x3 hast UwU thinye >_> own fowm. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, I x3 am OwO an ape. -LUCIANA. >w< If :3 thou art >_< chang'd ^-^ to aught, 'tis ^-^ to OwO an ass. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ 'Tis true; ^.^ she >_< wides uWu me, ÚwÚ and I wong uWu fow gwass. -^.^ 'Tis so, I x3 am OwO an :3 ass; ewse ^.^ it :33 couwd never >w< be -But I shouwd xDD knyow xDD hew as ;;w;; weww as ^.^ she knows >_> me. -:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu wiww I >w< be :3 a fool, -ÚwÚ To >w< put OwO the fingew in OwO the eye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, ->w< Whiwst man ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew laughs my ^.^ woes ^-^ to scorn. -^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. uWu Dwomio, ^-^ keep OwO the ;;w;; gate. -Husband, I'll uWu dinye :33 abuv with you UwU to-day, -And ÚwÚ shwive you >_> of :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 idwe ^w^ pwanks. -Sirrah, ^-^ if ^-^ any ÚwÚ ask you uWu fow >_> youw :3 mastew, -Say ^.^ he dines >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and let nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> entew. -^w^ Come, sistew. uWu Dwomio, xDD pway OwO the powtew :33 weww. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Am I in :3 eawth, in UwU heaven, ^w^ ow in xDD heww? ->w< Sweeping ^w^ ow ;;w;; waking, mad ^w^ ow well-advis'd? -Known x3 unto :33 these, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf OwO disguis'd! -I'll uWu say as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pewsevew so, -And in :3 this :33 mist at >w< aww adventuwes ^.^ go. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, uWu shaww I >w< be powtew at OwO the gate? -:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and let UwU nyonye enter, west I >_< bweak >_> youw UwU pate. -LUCIANA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, Antiphowus, ^-^ we uWu dinye xDD too late. -^w^ _< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - -Before OwO the house >_> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS - -x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, xDD ANGEWO, ÚwÚ and x3 BAWTHAZAW - -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Good UwU Signyiow OwO Angewo, you >w< must ;;w;; excuse OwO us uWu aww; -UwU My UwU wife :3 is :3 shwewish when I ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot OwO houws. -Say UwU that I ^.^ wingew'd with you at >_> youw ÚwÚ shop -ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the :33 making >_> of xDD hew carcanet, -And UwU that to-morrow you uWu wiww bwing ^.^ it UwU home. -But >w< hewe's :3 a villain UwU that would ;;w;; face me ;;w;; down -ÚwÚ He met me uWu on OwO the mart, ÚwÚ and UwU that I beat ^w^ him, -And OwO chawg'd him with :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks in ^.^ gowd, -And UwU that I >_> did deny my UwU wife ÚwÚ and >_< house. -Thou ^w^ dwunkawd, thou, what didst :3 thou UwU mean uWu by uWu this? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Say what you wiww, ;;w;; siw, uWu but I xDD knyow what I know. -:33 That you beat me at OwO the mawt I ^.^ have >_> youw hand ^-^ to ^w^ show; ->w< If OwO the ^.^ skin ;;w;; wewe parchment, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu bwows you >_> gave ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; ink, -Your >_> own >w< handwwiting would tell you what I uWu think. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art OwO an ass. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. x3 Mawwy, OwO so ^.^ it doth :3 appeaw -By OwO the ^-^ wwongs I suffer ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu bwows I OwO beaw. -I shouwd ^-^ kick, being >w< kick'd; ÚwÚ and being at UwU that pass, -You would ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom my heels, ÚwÚ and UwU bewawe >_> of OwO an ass. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Y'awe sad, UwU Signyiow Balthazar; pray :3 God ^-^ ouw :33 cheew -May ÚwÚ answew my good uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >_> youw good ^-^ wewcome here. -uWu BAWTHAZAW. I howd >_> youw UwU dainties cheap, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ wewcome ;;w;; deaw. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :33 O, UwU Signyiow xDD Bawthazaw, ;;w;; eithew at ^.^ fwesh ^w^ ow uWu fish, -OwO A ^-^ tabwe :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ wewcome makes scarce ^-^ onye dainty dish. -uWu BAWTHAZAW. Good ^.^ meat, ;;w;; siw, :3 is UwU common; UwU that every ^w^ chuww >_> affowds. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And ^-^ wewcome ^-^ mowe UwU common; uWu fow that's nyothing -uWu but wowds. -uWu BAWTHAZAW. ^w^ Smaww :33 cheew ÚwÚ and gweat ^-^ wewcome makes :3 a >_> mewwy ^-^ feast. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ to :3 a niggardly host ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe spawing >w< guest. -But >w< though my ÚwÚ cates >w< be >_> mean, UwU take them in good part; ->_< Bettew :33 cheew ^-^ may you x3 have, uWu but ^.^ nyot with better ÚwÚ heawt. -But, soft, my xDD doow :3 is ^-^ wock'd; >w< go ;;w;; bid them let OwO us in. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Maud, >_< Bwidget, >w< Mawian, ^.^ Cicewy, Gillian, Ginn! -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Mome, :3 mawt-howse, capon, UwU coxcomb, uWu idiot, UwU patch! -x3 Eithew >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the doow, ^w^ ow ^-^ sit ;;w;; down at OwO the >_> hatch. -Dost :3 thou conjuwe uWu fow >_> wenches, UwU that :3 thou ^.^ caww'st uWu fow such store, -When ^-^ onye :3 is ^-^ onye xDD too ^.^ many? uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ doow. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. What patch :3 is :3 made ^-^ ouw porter? -UwU My ^w^ mastew ^w^ stays in OwO the street. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] >_> Wet him ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ he >w< came, -west ^.^ he catch x3 cowd on's ;;w;; feet. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Who ÚwÚ tawks within thewe? xDD Ho, open OwO the OwO doow! -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] Right, siw; I'll tell you xDD when, -OwO an ^w^ you'ww tell me UwU whewefowe. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_< Whewefowe? >_< Fow my xDD dinnyew; -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot din'd to-day. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] Nyow OwO to-day here you >w< must not; -come UwU again when you OwO may. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. What art :3 thou UwU that :33 keep'st me >_< out -^-^ fwom OwO the house I ^.^ owe? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] The powtew uWu fow :3 this UwU time, -;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and my name :3 is >_< Dwomio. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 O ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou x3 hast stow'n uWu both >_< minye ->w< office ÚwÚ and my >_< nyame! -The ^-^ onye :33 nye'ew ^w^ got me >_< cwedit, OwO the uWu othew ^.^ mickwe blame. ->w< If :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been Dromio OwO to-day in my place, -Thou wouldst ^.^ have >_< chang'd >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu fow :3 a uWu nyame, ^w^ ow >w< thy name uWu fow OwO an ass. - -x3 Entew uWu WUCE, within - -;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] What :3 a ;;w;; coiw :3 is there, Dromio? OwO Who awe x3 those at OwO the gate? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Wet my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ in, Wuce. -;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] OwO Faith, no, ^.^ he comes xDD too >_< wate; -And OwO so tell >_> youw mastew. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 O :3 Wowd, I >w< must x3 waugh! ->_< Have at you with :3 a >_< pwuvwb: :33 Shaww I xDD set in my uWu staff? -;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] >_< Have at you with another: uWu that's-when? can you UwU teww? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] >w< If >w< thy name >w< be called :33 Wuce -xDD -Wuce, :3 thou x3 hast xDD answew'd him :33 weww. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Do you OwO heaw, you minyion? You'll let OwO us ÚwÚ in, I ^.^ hope? -;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] I ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ ask'd you. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] And you ^w^ said nyo. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. SO, ^w^ Come, uWu hewp: ;;w;; weww struck! there ÚwÚ was blow uWu fow bwow. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou baggage, let me in. -;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] ^w^ Can you tell uWu fow uWu whose >_< sake? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU Mastew, xDD knyock OwO the xDD doow hard. -;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] >_> Wet him xDD knyock ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it ^w^ ache. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You'll x3 cwy uWu fow this, minion, ^-^ if beat OwO the xDD doow down. -;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] What ^.^ nyeeds >w< aww UwU that, ÚwÚ and :3 a paiw >_> of stocks in OwO the :33 town? - -x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, within - -:3 ADWIANyA. xDD [Within] OwO Who :3 is UwU that at OwO the doow, UwU that >_< keeps >w< aww :3 this xDD nyoise? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] By my ^w^ twoth, >_> youw ^-^ town :3 is -twoubwed with xDD unwuwy >_< boys. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Awe you there, x3 wife? You UwU might -^.^ have come >_> befowe. -:3 ADWIANyA. xDD [Within] Your xDD wife, x3 siw knave! uWu Go >_< get you ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ doow. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< If uWu YOU went in ÚwÚ pain, :3 mastew, :3 this >w< 'knyave' would >w< go sore. -x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is neither cheew, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow ^.^ wewcome; ^-^ we would fain ^.^ have >_> eithew. -uWu BAWTHAZAW. UwU In >_> debating ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was best, ^-^ we uWu shaww part with nyeithew. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ They ^.^ stand at OwO the doow, master; ;;w;; bid them ^-^ wewcome hithew. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thewe :3 is xDD something in OwO the wind, UwU that ^-^ we cannyot >_< get in. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You would uWu say so, :3 mastew, ^-^ if >_> youw garments ;;w;; wewe >_< thin. -Your uWu cake here :3 is warm :3 within; you ^.^ stand here in OwO the cold; -^w^ It would ^-^ make :3 a man mad as :3 a >_> buck ^-^ to >w< be OwO so bought ÚwÚ and x3 sowd. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch me UwU something; I'll >_< bweak ;;w;; ope OwO the ;;w;; gate. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] :33 Bweak ^-^ any breaking ;;w;; hewe, -ÚwÚ and I'll >_< bweak >_> youw xDD knyave's UwU pate. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO A man ^-^ may >_< bweak :3 a >_> wowd with you, -siw; ÚwÚ and uWu wowds awe uWu but >_> wind; ->w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^.^ it in >_> youw ;;w;; face, OwO so ^.^ he >_< bweak ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< behind. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] ^w^ It uWu seems :3 thou :33 want'st breaking; ->_< out x3 upon ^.^ thee, hind! -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Here's xDD too >w< much 'out x3 upon >w< thee!' pray ÚwÚ thee let me in. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] >w< Ay, when :3 fowws ^.^ have nyo -ÚwÚ feathews ÚwÚ and >_< fish ^.^ have nyo fin. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Weww, I'll >_< bweak in; >w< go borrow me :3 a cwow. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO A crow ^-^ without uWu feathew? UwU Mastew, UwU mean you so? ->_< Fow :3 a >_< fish ^-^ without :3 a fin, :33 thewe's :3 a ;;w;; foww ^-^ without :3 a ^-^ feathew; ->w< If :3 a crow ^w^ hewp OwO us ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ we'ww xDD pwuck :3 a crow >w< togethew. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; ÚwÚ fetch me OwO an iwon cwow. -uWu BAWTHAZAW. >_< Have >_> patience, siw; :33 O, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so! -ÚwÚ Hewein you OwO waw x3 against >_> youw uWu weputation, -And dwaw within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of :3 suspect -^-^ Th' ^-^ unviowated uWu honyouw >_> of >_> youw wife. ->w< Once this-your wong experience >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; wisdom, -Her :33 sobew uWu viwtue, yeaws, ÚwÚ and modesty, ->w< Pwead uWu on xDD hew part >w< some cause ^-^ to you UwU unknyown; -And x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ she uWu wiww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; excuse -UwU Why at :3 this UwU time OwO the :33 doows awe :3 made x3 against you. -Be :33 wuw'd uWu by :3 me: xDD depawt in >_> patience, -And let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the Tiger >w< aww ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; -And, about OwO evenying, come yourself :3 awonye -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ stwange >_< westwaint. ->w< If uWu by >w< stwong hand you :3 offew ^-^ to >_< bweak in -Nyow in OwO the stiwwing ÚwÚ passage >_> of OwO the day, -OwO A UwU vuwgaw :33 comment uWu wiww >w< be :3 made >_> of it, -And UwU that supposed uWu by OwO the ^w^ common >_< wout -uWu Against >_> youw ÚwÚ yet ungalled x3 estimation -:33 That ^-^ may with ;;w;; fouw ^-^ intwusion ÚwÚ entew in -And ÚwÚ dweww x3 upon >_> youw grave when you awe >w< dead; ->_< Fow :3 swandew ;;w;; wives x3 upon xDD succession, ->_< Fow >w< evew :3 hous'd xDD whewe ^.^ it gets >w< possession. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You ^.^ have prevail'd. I uWu wiww xDD depawt in :33 quiet, -And in UwU despite >_> of uWu miwth UwU mean ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mewwy. -I xDD knyow :3 a wench >_> of excellent discouwse, -Pretty ÚwÚ and >w< witty; wild, ÚwÚ and >_> yet, UwU too, gentle; -Thewe uWu wiww ^-^ we dine. :3 This ^-^ woman UwU that I >_> mean, -UwU My UwU wife-but, I protest, ^-^ without desewt- -;;w;; Hath :33 oftentimes upbraided me withal; -ÚwÚ To xDD hew uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. uWu [To ANGELO] UwU Get you UwU home -And ÚwÚ fetch OwO the chain; uWu by :3 this I xDD knyow 'tis ^.^ made. ->_< Bwing it, I pray you, ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Powpentinye; ->_< Fow :33 thewe's OwO the >_< house. :33 That >w< chain uWu wiww I :3 bestow- -Be ^.^ it uWu fow nyothing uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ spite my ^.^ wife- -:3 Upon >_< minye ^w^ hostess :3 thewe; good ;;w;; siw, ^-^ make UwU haste. -x3 Since >_< minye >_> own :33 doows ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to UwU entewtain uWu me, -I'll xDD knyock ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, ^-^ to UwU see ^-^ if they'll >w< disdain >_> me. -x3 ANGEWO. I'll ^.^ meet you at UwU that place >w< some hour ^-^ hence. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Do >w< so; :3 this ÚwÚ jest uWu shaww uWu cost me >w< some :33 expense. -^w^ _> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS - -x3 Entew x3 WUCIANyA with ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE - -LUCIANA. And ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< be UwU that you ^.^ have ^-^ quite ;;w;; fowgot -OwO A >_< husband's :33 office? OwO Shaww, Antiphowus, ->_< Even in OwO the spwing >_> of love, >w< thy >w< wuv-spwings wot? -:33 Shaww love, in building, gwow OwO so ÚwÚ wuinyous? ->w< If you >_> did wed my ^-^ sistew uWu fow xDD hew :33 weawth, -;;w;; Then uWu fow xDD hew :3 weawth's :33 sake ;;w;; use xDD hew with ^-^ mowe ^.^ kindnyess; -Or, ^-^ if you >_< wike ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu by stealth; -Muffle >_> youw false love with >w< some show >_> of ÚwÚ bwindnyess; ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; wead ^.^ it in >_> youw eye; -Be ^.^ nyot >w< thy :33 tongue >w< thy >_> own ^-^ shame's orator; -Wook ;;w;; sweet, speak :33 faiw, ÚwÚ become diswoyawty; ->_< Appawew OwO vice >_< wike >w< viwtue's xDD hawbingew; -Beaw :3 a fair presence, >w< though >_> youw OwO heawt >w< be >w< tainted; -Teach xDD sin OwO the carriage >_> of :3 a holy uWu saint; -Be xDD secwet-fawse. What :3 nyeed ^.^ she >w< be acquainted? -What ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ thief >_> bwags >_> of his >_> own :33 attaint? -^.^ 'Tis double :33 wwong ^-^ to ÚwÚ twuant with >_> youw bed -And let xDD hew ;;w;; wead ^.^ it in >w< thy looks at ÚwÚ boawd; -Shame ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD bastawd ;;w;; fame, ;;w;; weww ^.^ manyaged; -^w^ Iww deeds :3 is doubled with OwO an evil :33 wowd. -^.^ Awas, UwU poow women! ^-^ make OwO us uWu but >w< bewieve, ->_> Being xDD compact >_> of >_< cwedit, UwU that you love >_< us; -^-^ Though ÚwÚ othews ^.^ have OwO the arm, show OwO us OwO the sweeve; -We in >_> youw motion turn, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may move ÚwÚ us. ->_> Then, gentwe :33 bwothew, >_< get you in ÚwÚ again; -Comfowt my ;;w;; sistew, :33 cheew UwU hew, caww xDD hew wife. -^.^ 'Tis holy uWu spowt ^-^ to >w< be :3 a wittwe vain -When OwO the ^w^ sweet >_> bweath >_> of flattery xDD conquews ^-^ stwife. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Sweet OwO mistwess-what >_> youw name :3 is ewse, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, -Nyow uWu by what wonder you ^-^ do :3 hit >_> of >_> minye- -Less in >_> youw knowledge ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO gwace you show ^.^ nyot ->w< Than ^-^ ouw >w< eawth's >w< wondew-mowe than :3 eawth, divine. -Teach uWu me, dear creature, how ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ and >_< speak; ->w< Way open ^-^ to my x3 eawthy-gwoss conceit, -x3 Smoth'wed in ewwows, feeble, ÚwÚ shawwow, ;;w;; weak, -The fowded meaning >_> of >_> youw wowds' :3 deceit. -uWu Against my >_< souw's ÚwÚ puwe >w< twuth x3 why >_< wabouw you -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it ÚwÚ wandew in OwO an uWu unknyown UwU fiewd? -uWu Awe you :3 a OwO god? Wouwd you UwU cweate me x3 nyew? -Transform uWu me, then, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ pow'w I'll yield. -But ^-^ if UwU that I x3 am OwO I, then ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow -Your weeping ^-^ sistew :3 is nyo UwU wife >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -Nyow ^-^ to xDD hew bed nyo homage ^-^ do I ;;w;; owe; -Far :3 mowe, :3 faw :3 mowe, ^-^ to you ^-^ do I decline. -:33 O, x3 twain me ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ sweet mermaid, with >w< thy nyote, -ÚwÚ To drown me in >w< thy ;;w;; sistew's flood >_> of uWu teaws. ->_> Sing, ^-^ siwen, uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU dote; -Spread o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew xDD waves >w< thy gowden >w< haiws, -And as :3 a bed I'll UwU take ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and there xDD he; -And in UwU that ^w^ gwowious >_> supposition ÚwÚ think -ÚwÚ He UwU gains uWu by death UwU that ;;w;; hath such :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ die. ->_> Wet UwU Wuv, being >_< wight, >w< be drowned ^-^ if ^.^ she sink. -LUCIANA. >_> What, awe you >_< mad, UwU that you ^-^ do reason so? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot >_< mad, uWu but UwU mated; ;;w;; how, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. -LUCIANA. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a fauwt UwU that springeth ^-^ fwom >_> youw >w< eye. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Fow UwU gazing uWu on >_> youw UwU beams, fair >_> sun, being by. -LUCIANA. ;;w;; Gaze xDD whewe you x3 shouwd, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; cweaw >_> youw ^w^ sight. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU As good ^-^ to :3 wink, ^w^ sweet love, as ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^-^ nyight. -LUCIANA. UwU Why caww you me love? ^-^ Caww my ^-^ sistew ÚwÚ so. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Thy ;;w;; sistew's sistew. -LUCIANA. ^.^ That's my sistew. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Nyo; -^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ thysewf, >_< minye >_> own sewf's better part; -Minye UwU eye's ;;w;; cweaw eye, my dear ^w^ heawt's ^w^ deawew xDD heawt, -UwU My food, my OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet >w< hope's :3 aim, -UwU My >_> sowe >w< eawth's UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and my >_< heaven's >w< cwaim. -LUCIANA. ^-^ Aww :3 this my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow ewse shouwd UwU be. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Caww thyself ;;w;; sistew, ;;w;; sweet, uWu fow I x3 am thee; -ÚwÚ Thee uWu wiww I love, ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; wead my life; -Thou x3 hast nyo xDD husband >_> yet, :3 nyow I nyo wife. ->w< Give me >w< thy hand. -LUCIANA. :33 O, soft, ;;w;; siw, howd you still; -I'll ÚwÚ fetch my ^-^ sistew ^-^ to >_< get xDD hew good uWu wiww. -;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. - -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Dromio! :3 Whewe wun'st :3 thou -OwO so ^w^ fast? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Do you xDD knyow uWu me, sir? OwO Am I Dromio? -OwO Am I >_> youw man? OwO Am I myself? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thou art uWu Dwomio, :3 thou art my -man, :3 thou art thysewf. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am OwO an ass, I x3 am :3 a :3 woman's man, ÚwÚ and >w< besides -^-^ mysewf. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What :3 woman's man, ÚwÚ and how >w< besides thysewf? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >w< besides ÚwÚ mysewf, I x3 am :3 due -^-^ to :3 a woman-onye UwU that uWu cwaims uWu me, ^-^ onye UwU that >w< haunts uWu me, ^-^ onye -UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ have >_> me. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What OwO cwaim lays ^.^ she ^-^ to OwO thee? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, such OwO cwaim as you would -uWu way ^-^ to >_> youw x3 howse; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she would ^.^ have me as :3 a xDD beast: ^.^ nyot -UwU that, I being :3 a >_> beast, ^.^ she would ^.^ have me; uWu but UwU that :33 she, -being :3 a vewy >_> beastwy creature, lays OwO cwaim ^-^ to >_> me. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What :3 is uWu she? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO A vewy reverent body; ^-^ ay, such :3 a ^-^ onye -as :3 a man ^-^ may ^.^ nyot speak >_> of ^-^ without ^.^ he uWu say 'Siw-wevewence.' -I ^.^ have uWu but lean xDD wuck in OwO the UwU match, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 is ^.^ she :3 a -:3 wondwous UwU fat marriage. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean :3 a UwU fat UwU mawwiage? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, she's OwO the xDD kitchen-wench, -ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 gwease; ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< put xDD hew ^-^ to uWu but -^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a OwO wamp >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ and run ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu by xDD hew >_> own >_> wight. -I x3 wawwant, xDD hew ^.^ wags ÚwÚ and OwO the tawwow in them uWu wiww >_< buwn -Poland winter. >w< If ^.^ she ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ tiww doomsday, she'll >_< buwn ->_> week ÚwÚ wongew than OwO the xDD whowe world. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What complexion :3 is ^.^ she x3 of? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Swawt, >_< wike my shoe; uWu but xDD hew ;;w;; face -nyothing >_< wike OwO so cwean uWu kept; uWu fow >_> why, ^.^ she :33 sweats, :3 a man ^-^ may ->w< go xDD uvw ÚwÚ shoes in OwO the grime >_> of it. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ That's :3 a fauwt UwU that >w< watew uWu wiww >_> mend. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, ;;w;; siw, 'tis in ^.^ gwain; UwU Nyoah's flood -:33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do it. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What's xDD hew name? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Nyeww, siw; uWu but xDD hew name ÚwÚ and three -quarters, that's OwO an >_< eww ÚwÚ and three quarters, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot measuwe -xDD hew ^-^ fwom hip ^-^ to ^w^ hip. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she uWu beaws >w< some bweadth? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot than -^-^ fwom hip ^-^ to xDD hip: ^.^ she :3 is spherical, >_< wike :3 a >w< gwobe; I :33 couwd find ->_< out >w< countwies in :3 hew. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU In what part >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ body ^-^ stands Iwewand? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, in xDD hew >w< buttocks; I ;;w;; found ^.^ it >_< out uWu by -OwO the bogs. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe >_< Scotwand? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it uWu by OwO the barrenness, ^-^ hawd in -OwO the pawm >_> of OwO the hand. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe :33 Fwance? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU In xDD hew forehead, UwU awm'd ÚwÚ and :33 wevewted, -:33 making OwO waw x3 against xDD hew :33 heiw. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe Engwand? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ^.^ wook'd uWu fow OwO the chawky >_> cwiffs, uWu but I -:33 couwd find nyo whitenyess in them; uWu but I ^.^ guess ^.^ it ÚwÚ stood in xDD hew -^.^ chin, uWu by OwO the salt rheum UwU that ÚwÚ wan :3 between Fwance ÚwÚ and it. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe ^.^ Spain? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Faith, I ^-^ saw ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu but I ;;w;; fewt ^.^ it ^.^ hot in -xDD hew ^.^ bweath. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe uWu Amewica, OwO the Indies? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, x3 upon xDD hew nyose, OwO an o'ew ;;w;; embewwished with -UwU wubies, ^.^ cawbuncwes, sapphires, >w< decwinying theiw rich aspect ^-^ to OwO the -^.^ hot >_> bweath >_> of x3 Spain; ^-^ who x3 sent xDD whowe :33 awmadoes >_> of caracks ^-^ to >w< be -bawwast at xDD hew >_< nyose. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ stood Bewgia, OwO the x3 Nyethewwands? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, >_> Siw, I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook OwO so ;;w;; wow. ÚwÚ To -conclude: :3 this dwudge ^w^ ow >_< divinyew >_> waid OwO cwaim ^-^ to me; xDD caww'd me -Dwomio; :33 swowe I ÚwÚ was assur'd ^-^ to UwU hew; told me what >_< pwivy -^.^ mawks I xDD had about uWu me, :3 as, OwO the mark >_> of my shoulder, OwO the -^-^ mowe in my neck, OwO the gweat ÚwÚ wawt uWu on my weft arm, UwU that OwO I, -amaz'd, ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom xDD hew as :3 a >_< witch. -And, I xDD think, ^-^ if my uWu bweast xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 made >_> of :33 faith, -ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt >_> of steel, -She xDD had :33 twansfowm'd me ^-^ to :3 a >w< cuwtaw dog, ÚwÚ and :3 made me xDD tuwn >w< i' th' wheel. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu Go UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO post ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ woad; -An ^-^ if OwO the ^.^ wind blow ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ fwom shore, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO hawbouw in :3 this ^-^ town to-nyight. ->w< If ^-^ any bark >w< put >w< fowth, come ^-^ to OwO the mart, -:3 Whewe I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou xDD wetuwn ^-^ to >_> me. ->w< If every ^-^ onye knows >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we xDD knyow x3 nyonye, -^.^ 'Tis UwU time, I xDD think, ^-^ to twudge, ÚwÚ pack ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a bear :3 a man would run uWu fow xDD wife, -^w^ So UwU fwy I ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU that would >w< be my wife. +:33 WUCIANyA. OwO Fie, >w< how >_> impatience wouweth uWu in x3 youw :3 face! +ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ His >_< company ^w^ must UwU do :33 his minions gwace, +Whilst UwU I uWu at ^.^ home starve fow :3 a ^.^ mewwy wook. +>_< Hath homewy age x3 th' OwO awwuwing beauty >_> took +Fwom x3 my poor uWu cheek? UwU Then ^.^ he hath wasted :3 it. +^w^ Awe x3 my discourses UwU duww? >_> Bawwen x3 my ^-^ wit? +;;w;; If vowubwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ shawp uWu discouwse be x3 maww'd, +Unkindness blunts >w< it ^.^ mowe than OwO mawbwe hard. +Do uWu theiw x3 gay ;;w;; vestments :33 his affections ;;w;; bait? +>w< That's nyot x3 my fauwt; uWu he's >_< mastew of x3 my state. +>_> What ruins OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ can be >_> found +^-^ By ^.^ him nyot ^w^ wuin'd? UwU Then >_> is ^.^ he x3 the x3 gwound +Of x3 my defeatures. OwO My ÚwÚ decayed >w< faiw +^-^ A sunny wook of :33 his ^.^ wouwd >w< soon OwO wepaiw. +But, ^w^ too ^-^ unwuwy deew, ^.^ he >_< bweaks x3 the pawe, +xDD And xDD feeds from ÚwÚ home; poor UwU I ^w^ am >_> but :33 his ÚwÚ stawe. +:33 WUCIANyA. ^w^ Sewf-hawming jeawousy! >_< fie, xDD beat >w< it x3 hence. +ADWIANyA. Unfeeling foows ^.^ can with xDD such >_< wwongs ^.^ dispense. +UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his ^w^ eye xDD doth UwU homage >_> othewwhewe; +:33 Ow >_> ewse >_> what wets >w< it >_> but ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd be hewe? +x3 Sistew, xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ he pwomis'd ;;w;; me :3 a chain; +Wouwd :3 that awonye :3 a wuv ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd detain, +^w^ So ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< keep >w< faiw quarter with :33 his bed! +UwU I >_> see x3 the jewel best enamelled +Will wose :33 his ^w^ beauty; yet x3 the gowd ^.^ bides still +:33 That ;;w;; othews :33 touch x3 and, often ^w^ touching, xDD wiww +Whewe x3 gowd; ÚwÚ and nyo x3 man :3 that hath :3 a xDD nyame +^-^ By UwU fawsehood ÚwÚ and ^.^ cowwuption xDD doth >w< it ;;w;; shame. +Since :3 that x3 my beauty ;;w;; cannyot uWu pwease :33 his >_< eye, +I'll xDD weep UwU what's left away, ÚwÚ and weeping die. +:33 WUCIANyA. How UwU many fond foows serve ^-^ mad jeawousy! +w< SCENyE 2 + +uWu The mart + +Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE + +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu The gowd UwU I uWu gave to Dromio >_> is laid x3 up +^.^ Safe uWu at x3 the Centaur, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ heedfuw ;;w;; swave +Is ^-^ wand'wed fowth uWu in :3 cawe to >_> seek ;;w;; me OwO out. +^-^ By ^.^ computation ÚwÚ and >_< minye x3 host's wepowt +UwU I couwd nyot speak with Dromio xDD since uWu at xDD fiwst +UwU I sent ^.^ him from x3 the mawt. :3 See, OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. + +Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE + +How now, ^w^ siw, >_> is x3 youw ^.^ mewwy humouw :3 awtew'd? +;;w;; As xDD you wuv ;;w;; stwokes, UwU so xDD jest with ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. +>_> You ^.^ knyow nyo Centaur! >_> You weceiv'd nyo gowd! +uWu Youw mistwess sent to uWu have ;;w;; me ^.^ home to :3 dinnyew! +OwO My ;;w;; house UwU was uWu at x3 the x3 Phoenyix! UwU Wast xDD thou mad, +:33 That OwO thus UwU so madly xDD thou :33 didst answew me? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What ÚwÚ answew, UwU siw? x3 When x3 spake UwU I xDD such :3 a word? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Even now, even UwU hewe, nyot half >w< an >_> houw since. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I uWu did nyot >_> see xDD you xDD since xDD you sent ;;w;; me hence, +x3 Home to x3 the Centaur, with x3 the gowd xDD you uWu gave x3 me. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou :33 didst UwU deny x3 the ;;w;; gowd's :3 weceipt, +xDD And >w< towd'st ;;w;; me of :3 a mistwess ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu dinnyew; +For ^w^ which, UwU I hope, xDD thou >_> fewt'st UwU I UwU was displeas'd. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ mewwy vein. +>_> What means ÚwÚ this UwU jest? UwU I pray UwU you, ^.^ mastew, tell x3 me. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Yea, dost xDD thou ^.^ jeew ÚwÚ and fwout ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ;;w;; teeth? +x3 Think'st xDD thou UwU I UwU jest? UwU Howd, OwO take xDD thou :3 that, ÚwÚ and x3 that. +UwU [Beating >w< him] +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU Howd, ^w^ siw, fow >_> God's uWu sake! Now x3 youw xDD jest >_> is >w< eawnyest. +>_> Upon >_> what ^w^ bawgain UwU do xDD you UwU give >w< it me? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< Because :3 that UwU I >_> famiwiawwy x3 sometimes +Do use xDD you fow x3 my >w< foow ÚwÚ and ^.^ chat with UwU you, +uWu Youw saucinyess xDD wiww xDD jest ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD wuv, +xDD And >_< make :3 a ^w^ common of x3 my sewious hours. +x3 When x3 the sun uWu shinyes wet >_< foowish ^-^ gnyats >_< make sport, +OwO But :3 cweep uWu in ;;w;; cwannyies when ^.^ he OwO hides :33 his beams. +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww xDD jest with uWu me, ^.^ knyow x3 my ÚwÚ aspect, +xDD And fashion x3 youw :33 demeanyouw to x3 my looks, +:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww xDD beat ÚwÚ this method uWu in x3 youw OwO sconce. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >w< Sconce, caww xDD you :33 it? ^w^ So xDD you ^.^ wouwd +OwO weave battering, UwU I xDD had rather uWu have >w< it :3 a >_> head. ^-^ An xDD you use +these ^w^ bwows long, UwU I ^w^ must get :3 a ÚwÚ sconce fow x3 my head, ÚwÚ and +insconce >w< it :3 too; ow >_> ewse UwU I UwU shaww >_> seek x3 my wit uWu in x3 my shoulders. +OwO But UwU I pray, ^w^ siw, >w< why ^w^ am UwU I xDD beaten? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Dost xDD thou nyot xDD knyow? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU Nyothing, ^w^ siw, >_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am xDD beaten. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Shall UwU I tell xDD you ^.^ why? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Ay, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whewefowe; fow ;;w;; they >_> say +every >w< why hath :3 a >w< whewefowe. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why, xDD fiwst fow ^w^ fwouting OwO me; ÚwÚ and xDD then ÚwÚ whewefowe, +For ÚwÚ uwging >w< it x3 the second time to x3 me. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Was there OwO evew xDD any x3 man OwO thus beaten x3 out of >w< season, +x3 When uWu in x3 the >w< why ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ whewefowe >_> is :3 nyeithew ^-^ whyme nor uWu weason? +xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Thank uWu me, sir! fow UwU what? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, fow ÚwÚ this ^-^ something :3 that xDD you uWu gave +;;w;; me fow OwO nyothing. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. I'll >_< make xDD you x3 amends next, to +UwU give xDD you >_< nyothing fow OwO something. OwO But say, ^w^ siw, >_> is >w< it dinnyewtime? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, siw; UwU I think x3 the :3 meat wants :3 that UwU I :3 have. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good time, ^w^ siw, UwU what's ^-^ that? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Basting. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, xDD then 'twill be >_< dwy. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; If >w< it be, ^w^ siw, UwU I pray xDD you eat >_< nyonye of :3 it. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Youw uWu weason? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Lest >w< it >_< make xDD you xDD chowewic, ÚwÚ and puwchase ;;w;; me +anyothew xDD dwy uWu basting. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, :3 weawn to xDD jest uWu in ÚwÚ good time; +there's :3 a time fow aww xDD things. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I x3 duwst uWu have >w< denyied :3 that, >w< befowe xDD you +:3 wewe UwU so choleric. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ By >_> what rule, UwU siw? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by :3 a UwU wuwe >_< as uWu pwain >_< as x3 the +uWu pwain ;;w;; bawd OwO pate of Fathew ^-^ Time himself. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Wet's hear :3 it. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> Thewe's nyo time fow :3 a x3 man to OwO wecuvw +:33 his >_< haiw :3 that gwows ;;w;; bawd ^.^ by :33 nyatuwe. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ May ^.^ he nyot UwU do >w< it ^.^ by OwO finye ÚwÚ and wecuvwy? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Yes, to x3 pay :3 a OwO finye fow :3 a periwig, ÚwÚ and +OwO wecuvw x3 the wost >_< haiw of anyothew man. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why >_> is ^-^ Time xDD such :3 a niggard of +hair, x3 being, >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU so :3 pwentifuw >w< an xDD excwement? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< Because >w< it >_> is :3 a >_> bwessing :3 that ^.^ he OwO bestows +on xDD beasts, ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ he hath >_> scanted ;;w;; men uWu in >_< haiw ^.^ he hath +UwU given them uWu in >_< wit. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why, >_> but there's UwU many :3 a x3 man +hath ^.^ mowe >_< haiw than >_< wit. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a x3 man of UwU those >_> but ^.^ he hath x3 the +wit to wose :33 his >w< haiw. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why, xDD thou :33 didst OwO concwude haiwy +;;w;; men uWu pwain dealers ^-^ without >_< wit. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu The plainer dealer, x3 the :33 soonyew ^.^ wost; +yet ^.^ he uWu woseth >w< it uWu in :3 a uWu kind of jollity. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. For >_> what uWu weason? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. For ^.^ two; ÚwÚ and >_> sound ^-^ onyes UwU too. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nyay, nyot >_> sound UwU I pray OwO you. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Sure onyes, UwU then. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nyay, nyot x3 suwe, uWu in :3 a ^.^ thing falsing. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Cewtain onyes, UwU then. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nyame OwO them. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu The one, to :3 save x3 the monyey :3 that ^.^ he OwO spends uWu in +tiring; x3 the ÚwÚ othew, :3 that uWu at dinner ;;w;; they >_> shouwd nyot >_< dwop uWu in :33 his +porridge. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> You ^.^ wouwd aww ÚwÚ this time uWu have ^.^ pwov'd there +>_> is nyo time fow aww xDD things. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ did, siw; nyamewy, nyo time to OwO wecuvw +>_< haiw wost ^.^ by :33 nyatuwe. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO But x3 youw reason UwU was nyot :3 substantiaw, >w< why +there >_> is nyo time to ^.^ wecuvw. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Thus UwU I mend >w< it: ^-^ Time >_< himsewf >_> is bald, +ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe to x3 the OwO wowwd's >w< end xDD wiww uWu have ;;w;; bawd fowwowews. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I UwU knyew >w< 't'wouwd be :3 a ;;w;; bawd ^.^ concwusion. But, +OwO soft, who >_< wafts >_> us :33 yondew? + +Entew ADWIANyA ÚwÚ and UwU WUCIANyA + +ADWIANyA. Ay, :33 ay, Antipholus, wook ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and fwown. +;;w;; Some othew mistwess hath >w< thy x3 sweet ^.^ aspects; +UwU I ^w^ am nyot Adriana, nor >w< thy x3 wife. +uWu The time UwU was >_> once when xDD thou unurg'd wouldst vow +:33 That >_< nyevew wowds :3 wewe uWu music to ^.^ thinye eaw, +:33 That >_< nyevew :33 object pweasing uWu in ^.^ thinye >_< eye, +:33 That >_< nyevew :33 touch weww wewcome to >w< thy uWu hand, +:33 That >_< nyevew :3 meat ^-^ sweet-savouw'd uWu in >w< thy x3 taste, +OwO Unwess UwU I spake, ow look'd, ow ^-^ touch'd, ow carv'd to thee. +How x3 comes >w< it now, x3 my ^.^ husband, >_< O, >w< how x3 comes :33 it, +:33 That xDD thou awt xDD then :33 estwanged from thyself? +^.^ Thysewf UwU I caww :33 it, ^.^ being ;;w;; stwange to uWu me, +^.^ That, >_> undividabwe, uWu incowpowate, +^w^ Am xDD bettew than >w< thy uWu deaw :3 sewf's xDD bettew part. +xDD Ah, UwU do nyot teaw OwO away >w< thysewf from OwO me; +For knyow, x3 my xDD wuv, >_< as ^w^ easy uWu mayst xDD thou faww +^-^ A >_< dwop of UwU watew uWu in x3 the breaking :3 guwf, +xDD And OwO take unmingled thence :3 that >_< dwop again +Without >w< addition ow diminyishing, +;;w;; As OwO take from ;;w;; me ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; me UwU too. +How ÚwÚ deawwy ^.^ wouwd >w< it :33 touch uWu thee to x3 the quick, +>_< Shouwd'st xDD thou >_> but hear UwU I :3 wewe uWu wicentious, +xDD And :3 that ÚwÚ this ;;w;; body, consecrate to ÚwÚ thee, +^-^ By ruffian lust >_> shouwd be contaminyate! +Wouldst xDD thou nyot spit uWu at ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and :33 spuwn uWu at uWu me, +xDD And >_< huww x3 the xDD nyame of :33 husband uWu in x3 my >w< face, +xDD And teaw x3 the x3 stain'd uWu skin x3 off x3 my UwU hawwot-bwow, +xDD And from x3 my UwU fawse uWu hand :3 cut x3 the :33 wedding-wing, +xDD And bweak >w< it with :3 a ;;w;; deep-divowcing xDD vow? +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou x3 canst, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >_> see xDD thou UwU do :3 it. +UwU I ^w^ am >_< possess'd with >w< an ÚwÚ aduwtewate bwot; +OwO My :3 bwood >_> is >w< mingwed with x3 the crime of ÚwÚ wust; +For >_> if ^.^ we >w< two be one, ÚwÚ and xDD thou :33 pway :3 fawse, +UwU I UwU do digest x3 the x3 poison of >w< thy OwO fwesh, +uWu Being strumpeted ^.^ by >w< thy ;;w;; contagion. +^w^ Keep xDD then >w< faiw :33 weague ÚwÚ and truce with >w< thy true bed; +UwU I ^w^ wive dis-stain'd, xDD thou undishonyouwed. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Pwead xDD you to uWu me, >w< faiw ^-^ dame? UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you not: +^w^ In ^w^ Ephesus UwU I ^w^ am >_> but >w< two >_> houws :3 owd, +;;w;; As ;;w;; stwange >w< unto x3 youw :33 town >_< as to x3 youw talk, +UwU Who, every ;;w;; wowd ^.^ by aww x3 my wit ^.^ being OwO scann'd, +;;w;; Wants wit uWu in aww one ;;w;; wowd to :33 undewstand. +:33 WUCIANyA. OwO Fie, brother, >w< how x3 the wowwd >_> is chang'd with you! +x3 When :3 wewe xDD you UwU wont to use x3 my :3 sistew >_< thus? +:33 She sent fow xDD you ^.^ by Dromio ^.^ home to uWu dinnyew. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ By Dromio? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ By me? +ADWIANyA. ^-^ By ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this xDD thou :33 didst ^-^ wetuwn from uWu him- +:33 That ^.^ he uWu did buffet ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his ^w^ bwows +^.^ Denyied x3 my ;;w;; house fow his, ;;w;; me fow :33 his x3 wife. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Did xDD you converse, ^w^ siw, with ÚwÚ this gentwewoman? +>_> What >_> is x3 the course ÚwÚ and dwift of x3 youw compact? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. I, Sir? UwU I >_< nyevew saw her >w< tiww ÚwÚ this uWu time. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou ^w^ wiest; fow even her xDD vewy wowds +;;w;; Didst xDD thou ÚwÚ dewivew to ;;w;; me on x3 the mawt. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I >_< nyevew x3 spake with her uWu in aww x3 my life. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. How ^.^ can ^.^ she thus, >w< then, caww >_> us ^.^ by UwU ouw names, +OwO Unwess >w< it be ^.^ by UwU inspiwation? +ADWIANyA. How :33 iww :3 agwees >w< it with x3 youw >_< gwavity +;;w;; To OwO countewfeit OwO thus grossly with x3 youw :33 swave, +ÚwÚ Abetting ^.^ him to thwawt ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my x3 mood! +^w^ Be >w< it x3 my wrong xDD you OwO awe from ;;w;; me ^w^ exempt, +OwO But wrong nyot :3 that wrong with :3 a ^.^ mowe ^w^ contempt. +^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww :33 fasten on ÚwÚ this >_> sweeve of thine; +^.^ Thou awt >w< an UwU ewm, x3 my ^.^ husband, UwU I :3 a vine, +>_< Whose ÚwÚ weaknyess, mawwied to >w< thy stronger state, +:3 Makes ;;w;; me with >w< thy ÚwÚ stwength to communicate. +;;w;; If ^.^ aught possess uWu thee from uWu me, >w< it >_> is dross, +Usuwping ÚwÚ ivy, ÚwÚ bwiew, ow idle >_< moss; +Who all, fow ^.^ want of >_< pwunying, with intwusion +Infect >w< thy >w< sap, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive on >w< thy uWu confusion. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; To ;;w;; me ^.^ she speaks; ^.^ she moves ;;w;; me fow her UwU theme. +What, UwU was UwU I mawwied to her uWu in x3 my ;;w;; dweam? +:33 Ow :33 sweep UwU I now, ÚwÚ and think UwU I hear aww :3 this? +>_> What ewwow drives UwU ouw eyes ÚwÚ and OwO eaws amiss? +Untiw UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_< suwe ^.^ uncewtainty, +I'll entertain x3 the >_< offew'd ^-^ fawwacy. +:33 WUCIANyA. ^w^ Dwomio, OwO go bid x3 the :3 sewvants ;;w;; spwead fow uWu dinnyew. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< O, fow x3 my beads! UwU I OwO cwoss ;;w;; me fow :33 sinnyew. +This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; faiwy xDD wand. x3 O x3 spite of ;;w;; spites! +We tawk with >w< gobwins, owls, ÚwÚ and >_< spwites. +;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU obey them >_> nyot, ÚwÚ this xDD wiww ensue: +x3 They'ww uWu suck UwU ouw :33 bweath, ow pinch >_> us black ÚwÚ and >_< bwue. +:33 WUCIANyA. Why xDD pwat'st xDD thou to ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and answew'st ^w^ nyot? +^w^ Dwomio, xDD thou >_> dwonye, xDD thou :33 snyaiw, xDD thou swug, xDD thou :3 sot! +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I ^w^ am transformed, ^.^ mastew, ^w^ am nyot >_< I? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I think xDD thou awt uWu in UwU mind, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ am ^.^ I. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nyay, ^.^ mastew, both uWu in ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my UwU shape. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^.^ thinye UwU own fowm. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^w^ am >w< an x3 ape. +:33 WUCIANyA. ;;w;; If xDD thou awt chang'd to ^w^ aught, UwU 'tis to >w< an ass. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. 'Tis true; ^.^ she :33 wides uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ wong fow grass. +'Tis >_> so, UwU I ^w^ am >w< an x3 ass; >_> ewse >w< it couwd >_< nyevew be +OwO But UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow her >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ she xDD knyows x3 me. +ADWIANyA. ^.^ Come, come, nyo longer xDD wiww UwU I be :3 a x3 foow, +;;w;; To put x3 the finger uWu in x3 the ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and >_> weep, +Whilst x3 man ÚwÚ and >_< mastew ^-^ waughs x3 my :3 woes to xDD scown. +^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, to uWu dinnyew. ^w^ Dwomio, >_< keep x3 the uWu gate. +:3 Husband, I'll ÚwÚ dinye :33 abuv with xDD you uWu to-day, +xDD And >_> shwive xDD you of :3 a thousand idle >_> pwanks. +Siwwah, >_> if xDD any ^w^ ask xDD you fow x3 youw ^.^ mastew, +x3 Say ^.^ he dinyes ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and wet nyo creature enter. +^.^ Come, sister. ^w^ Dwomio, :33 pway x3 the powtew well. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Am UwU I uWu in earth, uWu in ^.^ heaven, ow uWu in :33 heww? +Sleeping ow :3 waking, ^-^ mad ow uWu weww-advis'd? +Known >w< unto OwO these, ÚwÚ and to mysewf disguis'd! +I'll >_> say >_< as ;;w;; they say, ÚwÚ and persever >_> so, +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ mist uWu at aww >_< adventuwes ÚwÚ go. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, UwU shaww UwU I be powtew uWu at x3 the ^-^ gate? +ADWIANyA. Ay; ÚwÚ and wet >_< nyonye ÚwÚ entew, xDD west UwU I bweak x3 youw pate. +:33 WUCIANyA. ^.^ Come, come, Antipholus, ^.^ we ÚwÚ dinye ^w^ too UwU wate. +w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 + +^.^ Befowe x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS + +Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, ^w^ ANGEWO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ BAWTHAZAW + +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ Good :33 Signyiow ^w^ Angewo, xDD you ^w^ must UwU excuse >_> us aww; +OwO My >w< wife >_> is OwO shwewish when UwU I >_< keep nyot hours. +x3 Say :3 that UwU I UwU wingew'd with xDD you uWu at x3 youw >_> shop +;;w;; To >_> see x3 the x3 making of her ;;w;; cawcanyet, +xDD And :3 that to-mowwow xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing >w< it >_> home. +OwO But hewe's :3 a viwwain :3 that ^.^ wouwd OwO face ;;w;; me down +>w< He >w< met ;;w;; me on x3 the >w< mawt, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU I xDD beat :3 him, +xDD And :3 chawg'd ^.^ him with :3 a thousand >w< mawks uWu in ^.^ gowd, +xDD And :3 that UwU I uWu did UwU deny x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ house. +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ dwunkawd, UwU thou, >_> what :33 didst xDD thou >_> mean ^.^ by :3 this? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. x3 Say >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, ^w^ siw, >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. +:33 That xDD you xDD beat ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the mart UwU I uWu have x3 youw uWu hand to show; +;;w;; If x3 the uWu skin :3 wewe pawchment, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ bwows xDD you uWu gave :3 wewe uWu ink, +uWu Youw UwU own handwriting ^.^ wouwd tell xDD you >_> what UwU I UwU think. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I think xDD thou awt >w< an ass. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO Mawwy, UwU so >w< it xDD doth appeaw +^-^ By x3 the >_< wwongs UwU I suffew ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ bwows UwU I bear. +UwU I >_> shouwd :33 kick, ^.^ being >_< kick'd; ÚwÚ and ^.^ being uWu at :3 that pass, +>_> You ^.^ wouwd >_< keep from x3 my heews, ÚwÚ and UwU bewawe of >w< an ass. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Y'awe :3 sad, :33 Signyiow Balthazar; pray ^w^ God UwU ouw cheer +^-^ May answew x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD wiww ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ good wewcome hewe. +:3 BAWTHAZAW. UwU I howd x3 youw OwO dainties xDD cheap, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 youw wewcome deaw. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_< O, :33 Signyiow >_< Bawthazaw, xDD eithew uWu at >w< fwesh ow ;;w;; fish, +^-^ A tabwe full of wewcome x3 makes scawce one UwU dainty dish. +:3 BAWTHAZAW. ^-^ Good meat, ^w^ siw, >_> is ^-^ common; :3 that every churl affowds. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And wewcome ^.^ mowe ^-^ common; fow ^w^ that's >_< nyothing +>_> but ÚwÚ wowds. +:3 BAWTHAZAW. >w< Smaww cheer ÚwÚ and great wewcome x3 makes :3 a ^.^ mewwy x3 feast. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Ay, to :3 a >w< nyiggawdwy host ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe uWu spawing :33 guest. +OwO But ^w^ though x3 my >_< cates be mean, OwO take them uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ pawt; +uWu Bettew cheer OwO may xDD you have, >_> but nyot with xDD bettew ;;w;; heawt. +But, OwO soft, x3 my doow >_> is lock'd; OwO go bid them wet >_> us ^.^ in. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Maud, Bridget, ;;w;; Mawian, ^-^ Cicewy, >_> Giwwian, Ginn! +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] uWu Mome, UwU mawt-howse, ^w^ capon, OwO coxcomb, idiot, xDD patch! +^-^ Eithew get uWu thee from x3 the door, ow sit down uWu at x3 the :3 hatch. +uWu Dost xDD thou x3 conjuwe fow :33 wenches, :3 that xDD thou caww'st fow xDD such store, +x3 When one >_> is one ^w^ too ^.^ many? Go get uWu thee from x3 the UwU doow. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> What patch >_> is UwU made UwU ouw >_> powtew? +OwO My >_< mastew uWu stays uWu in x3 the :33 stweet. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] Let ^.^ him UwU wawk from >_> whence ^.^ he came, +xDD west ^.^ he catch UwU cowd UwU on's xDD feet. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Who talks within OwO thewe? >w< Ho, open x3 the >w< doow! +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ^-^ Wight, siw; I'll tell xDD you xDD when, +>w< an you'ww tell ;;w;; me >w< whewefowe. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Whewefowe? For x3 my uWu dinnyew; +UwU I uWu have nyot ÚwÚ din'd ^w^ to-day. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] x3 Nyow ^w^ to-day OwO hewe xDD you ^w^ must x3 nyot; +come again when xDD you may. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> What awt xDD thou :3 that :3 keep'st ;;w;; me x3 out +from x3 the ;;w;; house UwU I >_< owe? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] uWu The powtew fow ÚwÚ this time, +^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame >_> is :3 Dwomio. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. x3 O uWu Viwwain, xDD thou x3 hast :3 stow'n both >_< minye +^.^ office ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame! +uWu The one ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ got ;;w;; me ^.^ cwedit, x3 the othew mickwe blame. +;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been Dromio ^w^ to-day uWu in x3 my pwace, +^.^ Thou wouldst uWu have chang'd >w< thy OwO face fow :3 a :33 nyame, ow >w< thy xDD nyame fow >w< an ass. + +Entew WUCE, within + +:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] >_> What :3 a coiw >_> is thewe, Dromio? Who OwO awe UwU those uWu at x3 the ^-^ gate? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Let x3 my >_< mastew x3 in, :33 Wuce. +:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] Faith, no, ^.^ he x3 comes ^w^ too late; +xDD And UwU so tell x3 youw master. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. x3 O Wowd, UwU I ^w^ must :33 waugh! +:3 Have uWu at xDD you with :3 a proverb: Shall UwU I uWu set uWu in x3 my >_> staff? +:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] :3 Have uWu at xDD you with x3 anyothew: ^-^ that's-when? ^.^ can xDD you teww? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ;;w;; If >w< thy xDD nyame be ^w^ cawwed Luce +:3 -Wuce, xDD thou x3 hast x3 answew'd ^.^ him well. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Do xDD you heaw, xDD you minyion? You'll wet >_> us x3 in, UwU I hope? +:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] UwU I xDD thought to uWu have >w< ask'd OwO you. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] xDD And xDD you uWu said >w< nyo. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >w< SO, ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ hewp: weww OwO stwuck! there UwU was ^w^ bwow fow >_> bwow. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Thou ^w^ baggage, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ in. +:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] UwU Can xDD you tell fow x3 whose :33 sake? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ Mastew, :3 knyock x3 the doow hard. +:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] Let ^.^ him :3 knyock >w< tiww >w< it ache. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. You'll cwy fow uWu this, ÚwÚ minyion, >_> if xDD beat x3 the doow down. +:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] >_> What >_< nyeeds aww :3 that, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 paiw of stocks uWu in x3 the >_< town? + +Entew x3 ADWIANyA, within + +ADWIANyA. :33 [Within] Who >_> is :3 that uWu at x3 the door, :3 that keeps aww ÚwÚ this ^w^ nyoise? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ^-^ By x3 my troth, x3 youw :33 town >_> is +troubled with ^-^ unwuwy ;;w;; boys. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ Awe xDD you thewe, :33 wife? >_> You ^w^ might +uWu have come befowe. +ADWIANyA. :33 [Within] uWu Youw :3 wife, ^w^ siw uWu knyave! Go get xDD you from x3 the UwU doow. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; If YOU OwO went uWu in UwU pain, ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ this :33 'knyave' ^.^ wouwd OwO go sore. +OwO ANGEWO. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 nyeithew cheew, ^w^ siw, nor wewcome; ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have either. +:3 BAWTHAZAW. ^w^ In UwU debating which UwU was ^w^ best, ^.^ we UwU shaww ÚwÚ pawt with >_> nyeithew. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ They stand uWu at x3 the door, mastew; bid them wewcome hithew. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> Thewe >_> is ^-^ something uWu in x3 the ;;w;; wind, :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot get ^.^ in. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> You ^.^ wouwd >_> say >_> so, ^.^ mastew, >_> if x3 youw xDD gawments :3 wewe UwU thin. +uWu Youw cake OwO hewe >_> is wawm xDD within; xDD you stand OwO hewe uWu in x3 the xDD cowd; +^.^ It ^.^ wouwd >_< make :3 a x3 man ^-^ mad >_< as :3 a buck to be UwU so xDD bought ÚwÚ and UwU sowd. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Go :3 fetch ;;w;; me something; I'll bweak ^w^ ope x3 the uWu gate. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ^.^ Bweak xDD any breaking UwU hewe, +ÚwÚ and I'll bweak x3 youw knave's pate. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ A x3 man OwO may bweak :3 a ;;w;; wowd with UwU you, +siw; ÚwÚ and wowds OwO awe >_> but :33 wind; +Ay, ÚwÚ and bweak >w< it uWu in x3 youw >w< face, UwU so ^.^ he bweak >w< it nyot behind. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ^.^ It ;;w;; seems xDD thou :33 want'st breaking; +x3 out ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, uWu hind! +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> Hewe's ^w^ too much 'out ;;w;; upon >_< thee!' pray uWu thee wet ;;w;; me ^.^ in. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] Ay, when ^-^ fowws uWu have nyo +feathers ÚwÚ and :33 fish uWu have nyo :3 fin. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD Weww, I'll bweak UwU in; OwO go :3 bowwow ;;w;; me :3 a >w< cwow. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ A x3 cwow ^-^ without >w< feathew? ^-^ Mastew, >_> mean xDD you so? +For :3 a :33 fish ^-^ without :3 a UwU fin, there's :3 a fowl ^-^ without :3 a ;;w;; feathew; +;;w;; If :3 a x3 cwow OwO hewp >_> us x3 in, sirrah, we'll pluck :3 a x3 cwow together. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Go get uWu thee xDD gonye; :3 fetch ;;w;; me >w< an iwon >w< cwow. +:3 BAWTHAZAW. :3 Have patience, siw; >_< O, wet >w< it nyot be so! +x3 Hewein xDD you >w< waw OwO against x3 youw weputation, +xDD And dwaw within x3 the compass of >_> suspect +xDD Th' unviowated honour of x3 youw x3 wife. +Once this-your ^-^ wong UwU expewience of her wisdom, +:3 Hew sober virtue, years, ÚwÚ and OwO modesty, +;;w;; Pwead on her ÚwÚ pawt x3 some cause to xDD you unknown; +xDD And doubt >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, >_> but ^.^ she xDD wiww weww UwU excuse +Why uWu at ÚwÚ this time x3 the x3 doows OwO awe UwU made OwO against OwO you. +^w^ Be wuw'd ^.^ by ;;w;; me: ÚwÚ depawt uWu in patience, +xDD And wet >_> us to x3 the :3 Tigew aww to uWu dinnyew; +^.^ And, about xDD evenying, come >_> youwsewf awonye +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the reason of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange westwaint. +;;w;; If ^.^ by >w< stwong uWu hand xDD you offer to bweak uWu in +Now uWu in x3 the stirring uWu passage of x3 the ^-^ day, +^-^ A uWu vuwgaw ^.^ comment xDD wiww be UwU made of :33 it, +xDD And :3 that ^.^ supposed ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ common UwU wout +^w^ Against x3 youw yet ungawwed estimation +:33 That OwO may with fouw intwusion enter uWu in +xDD And dwell ;;w;; upon x3 youw :3 gwave when xDD you OwO awe UwU dead; +For ^-^ swandew ;;w;; wives ;;w;; upon :3 succession, +For OwO evew ÚwÚ hous'd :3 whewe >w< it :33 gets UwU possession. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> You uWu have pwevaiw'd. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ depawt uWu in ^w^ quiet, +xDD And uWu in ;;w;; despite of >_< miwth >_> mean to be x3 mewwy. +UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a OwO wench of :3 excewwent discouwse, +x3 Pwetty ÚwÚ and xDD witty; ^w^ wiwd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, :3 too, gentle; +>_> Thewe xDD wiww ^.^ we ^w^ dinye. This OwO woman :3 that UwU I mean, +OwO My UwU wife-but, UwU I protest, ^-^ without uWu desewt- +>_< Hath OwO oftentimes upbwaided ;;w;; me withal; +;;w;; To her xDD wiww ^.^ we to uWu dinnyew. :33 [To ^-^ ANGEWO] >_< Get xDD you ^.^ home +xDD And :3 fetch x3 the chain; ^.^ by ÚwÚ this UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis >_> made. +Bring :33 it, UwU I pray UwU you, to x3 the OwO Powpentinye; +For there's x3 the ÚwÚ house. :33 That uWu chain xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; bestow- +^w^ Be >w< it fow >_< nyothing >_> but to x3 spite x3 my ^-^ wife- +>_> Upon >_< minye hostess uWu thewe; ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, >_< make ^.^ haste. +Since >_< minye UwU own x3 doows refuse to entertain uWu me, +I'll :3 knyock :3 ewsewhewe, to >_> see >_> if they'ww ^-^ disdain x3 me. +OwO ANGEWO. I'll :3 meet xDD you uWu at :3 that :33 pwace x3 some >_> houw x3 hence. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Do so; ÚwÚ this xDD jest UwU shaww >_> cost ;;w;; me x3 some >_> expense. +w< SCENyE 2 + +^.^ Befowe x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS + +Entew UwU WUCIANyA with :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE + +:33 WUCIANyA. xDD And OwO may >w< it be :3 that xDD you uWu have quite fowgot +^-^ A husband's office? Shaww, Antipholus, +Even uWu in x3 the ^-^ spwing of xDD wuv, >w< thy x3 wuv-spwings rot? +Shall xDD wuv, uWu in building, gwow UwU so wuinyous? +;;w;; If xDD you uWu did x3 wed x3 my :3 sistew fow her ^.^ weawth, +UwU Then fow her wealth's ÚwÚ sake use her with ^.^ mowe kindness; +:3 Ow, >_> if xDD you ^.^ wike :3 ewsewhewe, UwU do >w< it ^.^ by stealth; +>w< Muffwe x3 youw UwU fawse wuv with x3 some x3 show of bwindnyess; +Let nyot x3 my :3 sistew ^w^ wead >w< it uWu in x3 youw >_< eye; +^w^ Be nyot >w< thy >_> tongue >w< thy UwU own UwU shame's orator; +Wook sweet, speak faiw, :33 become x3 diswoyawty; +uWu Appawew :33 vice ^.^ wike viwtue's ^w^ hawbingew; +ÚwÚ Beaw :3 a >w< faiw >_> pwesence, ^w^ though x3 youw >_< heawt be :3 tainted; +:3 Teach x3 sin x3 the xDD cawwiage of :3 a >w< howy saint; +^w^ Be x3 secwet-fawse. >_> What >_< nyeed ^.^ she be xDD acquainted? +>_> What :33 simpwe UwU thief brags of :33 his UwU own >_< attaint? +'Tis :3 doubwe wrong to ^w^ twuant with x3 youw x3 bed +xDD And wet her ^w^ wead >w< it uWu in >w< thy :33 wooks uWu at ^w^ boawd; +Shame hath :3 a ^.^ bastawd x3 fame, weww manyaged; +>_< Iww >_< deeds >_> is doubled with >w< an eviw OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ Awas, poor ^.^ women! >_< make >_> us >_> but :33 bewieve, +uWu Being compact of ^.^ cwedit, :3 that xDD you wuv us; +;;w;; Though ;;w;; othews uWu have x3 the ^.^ awm, x3 show >_> us x3 the sweeve; +We uWu in x3 youw >_> motion tuwn, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may move >_> us. +Then, ^-^ gentwe brother, get xDD you uWu in again; +Comfort x3 my ^-^ sistew, cheer hew, caww her x3 wife. +'Tis >w< howy spowt to be :3 a xDD wittwe :33 vain +x3 When x3 the x3 sweet UwU bweath of >w< fwattewy :33 conquews x3 stwife. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Sweet mistwess-what x3 youw xDD nyame >_> is else, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, +x3 Nyow ^.^ by >_> what wonder xDD you UwU do ;;w;; hit of ^-^ minye- +Wess uWu in x3 youw >_< knyowwedge ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD gwace xDD you x3 show nyot +Than UwU ouw :33 eawth's wonder-more than earth, ^-^ divinye. +:3 Teach uWu me, uWu deaw x3 cweatuwe, >w< how to think ÚwÚ and speak; +Way open to x3 my ^-^ eawthy-gwoss ^.^ conceit, +xDD Smoth'wed uWu in ewwows, feebwe, ^w^ shawwow, ÚwÚ weak, +uWu The UwU fowded meaning of x3 youw ;;w;; wowds' ^.^ deceit. +^w^ Against x3 my x3 souw's puwe uWu twuth >w< why labour xDD you +;;w;; To >_< make >w< it >w< wandew uWu in >w< an unknown field? +^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a ^-^ god? Wouwd xDD you >w< cweate ;;w;; me nyew? +Transform uWu me, >w< then, ÚwÚ and to x3 youw pow'w I'll >_< yiewd. +OwO But >_> if :3 that UwU I ^w^ am I, xDD then weww UwU I ^.^ knyow +uWu Youw weeping :3 sistew >_> is nyo >w< wife of >_> minye, +x3 Nyow to her x3 bed nyo UwU homage UwU do UwU I OwO owe; +>_< Faw >_> mowe, uWu faw >_> mowe, to xDD you UwU do UwU I decwinye. +>_< O, twain ;;w;; me >_> nyot, x3 sweet mermaid, with >w< thy :3 nyote, +;;w;; To x3 dwown ;;w;; me uWu in >w< thy OwO sistew's flood of >w< teaws. +xDD Sing, x3 siwen, fow ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww dote; +>w< Spwead ^-^ o'ew x3 the :33 siwvew ;;w;; waves >w< thy golden hairs, +xDD And >_< as :3 a x3 bed I'll OwO take ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and there he; +xDD And uWu in :3 that glorious supposition think +>w< He OwO gains ^.^ by :33 death :3 that hath xDD such means to die. +Let Wuv, ^.^ being wight, be drowned >_> if ^.^ she :3 sink. +:33 WUCIANyA. What, OwO awe xDD you mad, :3 that xDD you UwU do reason so? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Nyot mad, >_> but >_> mated; how, UwU I UwU do nyot :33 knyow. +:33 WUCIANyA. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ;;w;; fauwt :3 that :3 spwingeth from x3 youw :33 eye. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. For >_< gazing on x3 youw ;;w;; beams, >w< faiw sun, ^.^ being by. +:33 WUCIANyA. :33 Gaze :3 whewe xDD you should, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD wiww ^-^ cweaw x3 youw :33 sight. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good to ;;w;; wink, x3 sweet xDD wuv, >_< as wook on OwO nyight. +:33 WUCIANyA. Why caww xDD you ;;w;; me love? ;;w;; Caww x3 my :3 sistew :3 so. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. x3 Thy OwO sistew's sister. +:33 WUCIANyA. >w< That's x3 my sister. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. No; +^.^ It >_> is ;;w;; thysewf, >_< minye UwU own :3 sewf's xDD bettew ^w^ pawt; +Mine UwU eye's ^-^ cweaw >_< eye, x3 my uWu deaw heart's ÚwÚ deawew uWu heawt, +OwO My ^w^ food, x3 my fowtunye, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 sweet >_< hope's >_< aim, +OwO My sole :33 eawth's ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and x3 my heaven's claim. +:33 WUCIANyA. All ÚwÚ this x3 my :3 sistew ;;w;; is, ow >_> ewse >_> shouwd >w< be. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Caww >w< thysewf ^-^ sistew, sweet, fow UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ thee; +uWu Thee xDD wiww UwU I xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and with uWu thee lead x3 my :33 wife; +^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo :33 husband ^w^ yet, nor UwU I nyo x3 wife. +Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. +:33 WUCIANyA. >_< O, OwO soft, ^w^ siw, howd xDD you stiww; +I'll :3 fetch x3 my :3 sistew to get her ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. +;;w;; w< how now, >_> Dwomio! Whewe >w< wun'st xDD thou +UwU so fast? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow uWu me, UwU siw? ^w^ Am UwU I Dromio? +^w^ Am UwU I x3 youw man? ^w^ Am UwU I myself? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Thou awt ^w^ Dwomio, xDD thou awt x3 my +^w^ man, xDD thou awt thysewf. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I ^w^ am >w< an ass, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD woman's ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; besides +:3 mysewf. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What xDD woman's ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >w< how ;;w;; besides thyself? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; besides myself, UwU I ^w^ am >_< due +to :3 a >_> woman-onye :3 that claims uWu me, one :3 that haunts uWu me, one +:3 that xDD wiww uWu have x3 me. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What >_< cwaim ways ^.^ she to thee? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, xDD such >_< cwaim >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd +uWu way to x3 youw :33 howse; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ beast: nyot +:3 that, UwU I ^.^ being :3 a ^.^ beast, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO me; >_> but :3 that uWu she, +^.^ being :3 a xDD vewy OwO beastwy x3 cweatuwe, ways >_< cwaim to x3 me. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What >_> is >_< she? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ A xDD vewy reverent >w< body; :33 ay, xDD such :3 a one +>_< as :3 a x3 man OwO may nyot speak of ^-^ without ^.^ he >_> say UwU 'Siw-wevewence.' +UwU I uWu have >_> but lean luck uWu in x3 the ;;w;; match, ÚwÚ and yet >_> is ^.^ she :3 a +wondwous :33 fat marriage. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. How dost xDD thou >_> mean :3 a :33 fat x3 mawwiage? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^w^ she's x3 the ;;w;; kitchen-wench, +ÚwÚ and aww ;;w;; gwease; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what use to put her to >_> but +to >_< make :3 a wamp of her ÚwÚ and >w< wun from her ^.^ by her UwU own light. +UwU I warrant, her rags ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ tawwow uWu in them xDD wiww buwn +:33 Powand winter. ;;w;; If ^.^ she ;;w;; wives >w< tiww OwO doomsday, ^.^ she'ww buwn +>_< week longer than x3 the whole wowwd. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What >_< compwexion >_> is ^.^ she UwU of? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Swawt, ^.^ wike x3 my ;;w;; shoe; >_> but her OwO face +>_< nyothing ^.^ wike UwU so x3 cwean >_< kept; fow >w< why, ^.^ she :3 sweats, :3 a x3 man OwO may +OwO go uvw xDD shoes uWu in x3 the UwU gwime of :3 it. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >w< That's :3 a ;;w;; fauwt :3 that UwU watew xDD wiww >w< mend. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, UwU 'tis uWu in grain; UwU Nyoah's flood +couwd nyot UwU do :3 it. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. x3 What's her :3 nyame? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nell, siw; >_> but her xDD nyame ÚwÚ and >w< thwee +>w< quawtews, ^w^ that's >w< an OwO eww ÚwÚ and >w< thwee >w< quawtews, xDD wiww nyot UwU measuwe +her from hip to xDD hip. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU Then ^.^ she bears x3 some ^w^ bweadth? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. No longer from >_> head to :33 foot than +from hip to >_< hip: ^.^ she >_> is spherical, ^.^ wike :3 a globe; UwU I couwd find +x3 out countwies uWu in her. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ In >_> what ÚwÚ pawt of her >w< body >w< stands xDD Iwewand? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, uWu in her ^w^ buttocks; UwU I >_> found >w< it x3 out ^.^ by +x3 the ^.^ bogs. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe Scotland? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I >_> found >w< it ^.^ by x3 the >_< bawwennyess, x3 hawd uWu in +x3 the ^.^ pawm of x3 the >w< hand. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe France? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ In her forehead, awm'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ wevewted, +x3 making >w< waw OwO against her ÚwÚ heiw. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe Engwand? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I >_> wook'd fow x3 the ^.^ chawky ;;w;; cwiffs, >_> but UwU I +couwd find nyo >w< whitenyess uWu in OwO them; >_> but UwU I guess >w< it :33 stood uWu in her +OwO chin, ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ sawt rheum :3 that wan ^-^ between Fwance ÚwÚ and :3 it. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe ^w^ Spain? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Faith, UwU I saw >w< it >_> nyot, >_> but UwU I UwU fewt >w< it :3 hot uWu in +her >_< bweath. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe :33 Amewica, x3 the UwU Indies? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< O, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; upon her nose, >w< an ^-^ o'ew >_< embewwished with +rubies, carbuncles, >_< sapphiwes, ^w^ decwinying uWu theiw rich uWu aspect to x3 the +:3 hot UwU bweath of x3 Spain; who sent whole armadoes of ^.^ cawacks to be +UwU bawwast uWu at her nyose. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe :33 stood x3 Bewgia, x3 the ;;w;; Nyethewwands? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< O, UwU Siw, UwU I uWu did nyot wook UwU so wow. ;;w;; To +concwude: ÚwÚ this drudge ow diviner laid >_< cwaim to OwO me; ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me +UwU Dwomio; >w< swowe UwU I UwU was x3 assuw'd to >w< hew; told ;;w;; me >_> what privy +>w< mawks UwU I xDD had about uWu me, as, x3 the mark of x3 my shouwdew, x3 the +^.^ mowe uWu in x3 my neck, x3 the great x3 wawt on x3 my left ^.^ awm, :3 that I, +ÚwÚ amaz'd, wan from her >_< as :3 a witch. +^.^ And, UwU I >_< think, >_> if x3 my breast xDD had nyot :33 been UwU made of ^w^ faith, +ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< heawt of >w< steew, +:33 She xDD had ^.^ twansfowm'd ;;w;; me to :3 a ÚwÚ cuwtaw dog, ÚwÚ and UwU made ;;w;; me turn :33 i' x3 th' UwU wheew. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Go hie uWu thee presently x3 post to x3 the ;;w;; woad; +^-^ An >_> if x3 the wind ^w^ bwow xDD any uWu way from >w< showe, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu hawbouw uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 town to-night. +;;w;; If xDD any >_< bawk put ^-^ fowth, come to x3 the >w< mawt, +Whewe UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk >w< tiww xDD thou ^-^ wetuwn to x3 me. +;;w;; If every one xDD knyows us, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^.^ knyow nyonye, +'Tis time, UwU I >_< think, to ^.^ twudge, OwO pack ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; gonye. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; As from :3 a UwU beaw :3 a x3 man ^.^ wouwd >w< wun fow :3 wife, +^w^ So fwy UwU I from her :3 that ^.^ wouwd be x3 my x3 wife. ;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. There's UwU nyonye uWu but :33 witches ^-^ do ÚwÚ inhabit ;;w;; hewe, -And OwO thewefowe 'tis UwU high UwU time UwU that I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ hence. -She UwU that doth caww me xDD husband, x3 even my ^w^ souw -^-^ Doth uWu fow :3 a UwU wife abhor. But xDD hew fair ;;w;; sistew, -;;w;; Possess'd with such :3 a gentwe x3 suvweign >w< gwace, -x3 Of such >w< enchanting :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and discouwse, -;;w;; Hath ^w^ awmost :3 made me >_> twaitow ^-^ to mysewf; -But, west ^-^ mysewf >w< be OwO guiwty ^-^ to self-wrong, -I'll xDD stop >_< minye ears x3 against OwO the mermaid's UwU song. - -x3 Entew ANGELO with OwO the >w< chain - -x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Antiphowus! -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Ay, that's my >w< nyame. -x3 ANGEWO. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, sir. :33 Wo, here :3 is OwO the :3 chain. -I ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have ta'en you at OwO the ÚwÚ Powpentinye; -The >w< chain :33 unfinyish'd :3 made me stay ;;w;; thus UwU wong. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What :3 is >_> youw uWu wiww UwU that I uWu shaww ^-^ do with uWu this? -x3 ANGEWO. What >w< pwease OwO youwsewf, siw; I ^.^ have :3 made ^.^ it uWu fow you. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Made ^.^ it uWu fow uWu me, :3 siw! I UwU bespoke ^.^ it not. -x3 ANGEWO. :3 Nyot UwU once :3 nyow >w< twice, uWu but twenty xDD times you have. -uWu Go UwU home with it, ÚwÚ and >w< pwease >_> youw UwU wife withal; -And >_> soon at supper-time I'll >w< visit you, -And then weceive my money uWu fow OwO the :3 chain. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, weceive OwO the money nyow, ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw you :33 nye'ew UwU see >w< chain :3 nyow money more. -x3 ANGEWO. You awe :3 a >_> mewwy man, siw; fare you :33 weww. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> Thewe's >_< nyonye >_> but :3 witches UwU do ;;w;; inhabit UwU hewe, +xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU 'tis xDD high time :3 that UwU I :3 wewe x3 hence. +:33 She :3 that xDD doth caww ;;w;; me ^.^ husband, even x3 my :3 souw +^-^ Doth fow :3 a >w< wife uWu abhow. OwO But her >w< faiw ^-^ sistew, +Possess'd with xDD such :3 a ^-^ gentwe suvweign gwace, +Of xDD such ;;w;; enchanting x3 pwesence ÚwÚ and discouwse, +>_< Hath almost UwU made ;;w;; me traitor to >_< mysewf; +But, xDD west mysewf be guiwty to sewf-wwong, +I'll ÚwÚ stop >_< minye OwO eaws OwO against x3 the mermaid's :33 song. + +Entew ANGEWO with x3 the uWu chain + +OwO ANGEWO. >_< Mastew ^w^ Antiphowus! +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Ay, ^w^ that's x3 my nyame. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it weww, sir. Lo, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the chain. +UwU I xDD thought to uWu have >_> ta'en xDD you uWu at x3 the OwO Powpentinye; +uWu The uWu chain unfinyish'd UwU made ;;w;; me xDD stay OwO thus wong. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww :3 that UwU I UwU shaww UwU do with :3 this? +OwO ANGEWO. >_> What uWu pwease yourself, siw; UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< it fow OwO you. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Made >w< it fow uWu me, sir! UwU I ;;w;; bespoke >w< it not. +OwO ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> once nor twice, >_> but ÚwÚ twenty times xDD you :3 have. +Go ^.^ home with :33 it, ÚwÚ and uWu pwease x3 youw >w< wife withal; +xDD And >w< soon uWu at supper-time I'll x3 visit UwU you, +xDD And xDD then receive x3 my monyey fow x3 the chain. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, receive x3 the monyey now, +For feaw xDD you ^w^ nye'ew >_> see uWu chain nor monyey more. +OwO ANGEWO. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ^.^ mewwy ^w^ man, siw; ^-^ fawe xDD you well. ;;w;; _< OF SYWACUSE. What I shouwd ÚwÚ think >_> of :3 this cannyot ^-^ teww: -But :3 this I xDD think, :33 thewe's nyo man :3 is OwO so vain -:33 That would ^w^ wefuse OwO so fair OwO an ^.^ offew'd :3 chain. -I UwU see :3 a man here ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot live uWu by >_< shifts, -When in OwO the >w< stweets ^.^ he xDD meets such gowden >_< gifts. -I'll ^-^ to OwO the mart, ÚwÚ and there uWu fow Dromio stay; ->w< If ^-^ any ;;w;; ship >w< put out, then straight >_> away. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What UwU I >_> shouwd think of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cannyot tell: +OwO But ÚwÚ this UwU I >_< think, there's nyo x3 man >_> is UwU so :33 vain +:33 That ^.^ wouwd refuse UwU so >w< faiw >w< an >_< offew'd chain. +UwU I >_> see :3 a x3 man OwO hewe >_< nyeeds nyot ^w^ wive ^.^ by >_> shifts, +x3 When uWu in x3 the ^w^ stweets ^.^ he ^.^ meets xDD such golden gifts. +I'll to x3 the >w< mawt, ÚwÚ and there fow Dromio >_< stay; +;;w;; If xDD any ship put ^.^ out, xDD then ^w^ stwaight xDD away. ;;w;; _< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - -OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew x3 SECOND MEWCHANT, xDD ANGEWO, ÚwÚ and OwO an xDD OFFICEW - -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. You xDD knyow >_< since UwU Pentecost OwO the sum :3 is OwO due, -And >_< since I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< much importun'd OwO you; -Nyow :3 nyow I xDD had ;;w;; nyot, uWu but UwU that I x3 am bound -ÚwÚ To ^w^ Pewsia, ÚwÚ and UwU want ;;w;; guiwdews uWu fow my ÚwÚ voyage. -OwO Thewefowe ^-^ make ÚwÚ pwesent satisfaction, -Ow I'll >w< attach you uWu by :3 this uWu officew. -x3 ANGEWO. >_< Even ^.^ just OwO the sum UwU that I ^-^ do owe ^-^ to you -^-^ Is ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ to me uWu by ^-^ Antiphowus; -And in OwO the x3 instant UwU that I met with you -ÚwÚ He xDD had >_> of me :3 a chain; at five o'cwock -I uWu shaww weceive OwO the money uWu fow OwO the OwO same. -ÚwÚ Pweaseth you ÚwÚ wawk with me ;;w;; down ^-^ to his OwO house, -I uWu wiww >w< dischawge my bond, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you ^w^ too. - -x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ COUWTEZAN'S - ->_> OFFICEW. :33 That >_< wabouw ^-^ may you save; UwU see xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Whiwe I >w< go ^-^ to OwO the goldsmith's OwO house, >w< go :3 thou -And ^-^ buy :3 a >w< wope's :3 end; UwU that uWu wiww I bestow -x3 Among my UwU wife ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< confedewates, ->_< Fow :3 wocking me >_< out >_> of my :33 doows uWu by day. -But, soft, I UwU see OwO the goldsmith. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone; ->_> Buy :3 thou :3 a >_> wope, ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it UwU home ^-^ to >_> me. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ^-^ buy :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound :3 a ^.^ yeaw; I ^-^ buy :3 a ;;w;; wope. -;;w;; _< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO A man :3 is ;;w;; weww howp OwO up UwU that uWu twusts ^-^ to xDD you! -I promised >_> youw :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and OwO the chain; -But neither >w< chain :3 nyow UwU gowdsmith came ^-^ to >_> me. -Belike you ^w^ thought ^-^ ouw love would last xDD too long, ->w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe chain'd togethew, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe came not. -x3 ANGEWO. :3 Saving >_> youw >_> mewwy humouw, >w< hewe's OwO the ^-^ nyote -OwO How >w< much >_> youw >w< chain weighs ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost carat, -The ;;w;; finyenyess >_> of OwO the ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and chawgefuw x3 fashion, -^w^ Which doth ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to three uWu odd ^w^ ducats ^-^ mowe ->w< Than I ^.^ stand UwU debted ^-^ to :3 this gentleman. -I pray you UwU see him ÚwÚ pwesentwy x3 dischawg'd, ->_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is bound ^-^ to >_< sea, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stays uWu but uWu fow it. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot furnish'd with OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent money; -UwU Besides, I ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ businyess in OwO the town. -Good UwU signyiow, UwU take OwO the ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to my OwO house, -And with you UwU take OwO the :33 chain, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid my UwU wife ->_> Disbuwse OwO the sum uWu on OwO the ^-^ weceipt UwU theweof. -:3 Pewchance I uWu wiww >w< be there as >_> soon as you. -x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Then you uWu wiww bwing OwO the >w< chain ^-^ to xDD hew :3 youwsewf? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Nyo; bear ^.^ it with you, west I come ^.^ nyot UwU time ^w^ enyough. -x3 ANGEWO. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww. >_< Have you OwO the >w< chain about you? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. An ^-^ if I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, I >w< hope you ^.^ have; -Ow ewse you ^-^ may xDD wetuwn ^-^ without >_> youw ^-^ monyey. -x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, I pray you, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ give me OwO the chain; -Both ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and >_< tide ^w^ stays uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, -And OwO I, ^-^ to blame, ^.^ have held him here xDD too UwU wong. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Good Lord! you ;;w;; use :3 this dalliance ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse -Your :33 bweach >_> of pwomise ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Powpentinye; -I shouwd ^.^ have xDD chid you uWu fow ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ bwinging it, -But, >_< wike :3 a shwew, you ^.^ fiwst begin ^-^ to x3 bwaww. -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. The hour xDD steaws OwO on; I pray you, ;;w;; siw, UwU dispatch. -x3 ANGEWO. You hear how ^.^ he importunes ^.^ me-the ^w^ chain! -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ to my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw ^-^ monyey. -x3 ANGEWO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you xDD knyow I >_> gave ^.^ it you x3 even OwO nyow. -x3 Eithew ^-^ send OwO the >w< chain ^w^ ow ^-^ send uWu by me >w< some token. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :33 Fie, :3 nyow you run :3 this humouw >_< out >_> of bweath! -^w^ Come, ^w^ whewe's OwO the x3 chain? I pray you let me UwU see it. -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. UwU My ^-^ businyess cannyot ^.^ bwook :3 this dalliance. -Good ;;w;; siw, uWu say whe'r ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ answew me ^w^ ow no; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll xDD weave him ^-^ to OwO the uWu officew. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ÚwÚ answew xDD you! What shouwd I ÚwÚ answew you? -x3 ANGEWO. The money UwU that you owe me uWu fow OwO the :3 chain. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I owe you UwU nyonye ÚwÚ tiww I weceive OwO the :3 chain. -x3 ANGEWO. You xDD knyow I >_> gave ^.^ it you half OwO an hour since. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You >_> gave me ^.^ nyonye; you :33 wwong me >w< much ^-^ to uWu say ÚwÚ so. -x3 ANGEWO. You :33 wwong me :3 mowe, ;;w;; siw, in >w< denying it. -Consider how ^.^ it ^-^ stands x3 upon my credit. -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. Weww, officew, arrest him at my ;;w;; suit. ->_> OFFICEW. I do; ÚwÚ and chawge you in OwO the >w< Duke's name ^-^ to ^-^ obey >_> me. -x3 ANGEWO. :3 This UwU touches me in weputation. -x3 Eithew consent ^-^ to pay :3 this sum uWu fow uWu me, -Ow I >w< attach you uWu by :3 this uWu officew. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Consent ^-^ to pay ÚwÚ thee UwU that I never :3 had! -xDD Awwest uWu me, foowish fewwow, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. -x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >w< thy fee; arrest ^w^ him, uWu officew. -I would ^.^ nyot spawe my bwothew in :3 this ^-^ case, ->w< If ^.^ he shouwd :33 scown me OwO so >_> appawentwy. ->_> OFFICEW. I ^-^ do arrest you, siw; you hear OwO the ;;w;; suit. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ^-^ do ^-^ obey ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee bail. -But, ÚwÚ siwwah, you uWu shaww ^-^ buy :3 this uWu spowt as dear -UwU As >w< aww OwO the >w< metaw in >_> youw ÚwÚ shop uWu wiww >w< answew. -x3 ANGEWO. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, I uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO waw in x3 Ephesus, -ÚwÚ To >_> youw notorious shame, I x3 doubt ^.^ it not. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 bay - -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, :33 thewe's :3 a bark >_> of ^w^ Epidamnyum -:33 That ^w^ stays uWu but ÚwÚ tiww xDD hew xDD ownyew comes >_< aboawd, -And then, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she uWu beaws >_> away. Our ^.^ fwaughtage, ;;w;; siw, -I ^.^ have uWu convey'd aboard; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have bought -The uWu oiw, OwO the :3 bawsamum, ÚwÚ and aqua-vitx. -The ;;w;; ship :3 is in xDD hew trim; OwO the >_> mewwy ^.^ wind -Blows fair ^-^ fwom >w< wand; uWu they stay uWu fow UwU nyought at OwO an -But uWu fow theiw owner, :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO How nyow! :3 a x3 madman? ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou peevish sheep, -What ;;w;; ship >_> of ^w^ Epidamnyum ^w^ stays uWu fow x3 me? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO A ;;w;; ship you x3 sent me ^.^ to, ^-^ to ÚwÚ hiwe :3 waftage. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ THOU drunken slave! I x3 sent OwO the uWu fow :3 a rope; -And told ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to what OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and what OwO end. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu YOU x3 sent me uWu fow :3 a >w< wope's ^-^ end as :3 soon- -You x3 sent me ^-^ to OwO the OwO bay, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 a bark. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I uWu Wiww debate :3 this matter at ^-^ mowe leisure, -And teach >_> youw ears ^-^ to list me with ^-^ mowe :33 heed. -ÚwÚ To OwO Adwianya, viwwain, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; stwaight; ->w< Give xDD hew :3 this key, ÚwÚ and tell xDD hew in OwO the uWu desk -^.^ That's uWu cuvw'd o'ew with Turkish ÚwÚ tapestwy -Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> puwse >_> of ducats; let xDD hew ^-^ send it. ->_> Teww xDD hew I x3 am arrested in OwO the street, -And UwU that uWu shaww bail me; UwU hie ^.^ thee, slave, >w< be gone. -uWu On, officew, ^-^ to pwison ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it come. -^w^ w< aww uWu but ;;w;; DWOMIO -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ To :3 Adwianya! UwU that :3 is xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> din'd, -:3 Whewe ;;w;; Dowsabew >_> did OwO cwaim me uWu fow xDD hew >_> husband. -She :3 is xDD too >w< big, I hope, uWu fow me ^-^ to UwU compass. -Thithew I xDD must, although x3 against my wiww, ->_< Fow ^-^ sewvants >w< must theiw masters' ^w^ minds :3 fuwfiw. +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 + +^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew ^w^ SECOND MERCHANT, ^w^ ANGEWO, ÚwÚ and >w< an OFFICEW + +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. >_> You ^.^ knyow xDD since OwO Pentecost x3 the >w< sum >_> is >_> due, +xDD And xDD since UwU I uWu have nyot much xDD impowtun'd uWu you; +x3 Nyow nyow UwU I xDD had >_> nyot, >_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am bound +;;w;; To >w< Pewsia, ÚwÚ and ^.^ want guilders fow x3 my x3 voyage. +Therefore >_< make xDD pwesent x3 satisfaction, +:33 Ow I'll OwO attach xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ this officer. +OwO ANGEWO. Even >w< just x3 the >w< sum :3 that UwU I UwU do >_> owe to xDD you +Is >_< gwowing to ;;w;; me ^.^ by >_> Antiphowus; +xDD And uWu in x3 the x3 instant :3 that UwU I >w< met with xDD you +>w< He xDD had of ;;w;; me :3 a chain; uWu at five UwU o'cwock +UwU I UwU shaww receive x3 the monyey fow x3 the :33 same. +>w< Pweaseth xDD you UwU wawk with ;;w;; me down to :33 his house, +UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge x3 my bond, ÚwÚ and >_> thank xDD you UwU too. + +Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, ÚwÚ and DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, from x3 the COUWTEZAN'S + +:3 OFFICEW. :33 That labour OwO may xDD you >_> save; >_> see :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. While UwU I OwO go to x3 the gowdsmith's house, OwO go xDD thou +xDD And UwU buy :3 a >w< wope's ^w^ end; :3 that xDD wiww UwU I bestow +>_> Among x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and her uWu confedewates, +For >_> wocking ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 my x3 doows ^.^ by x3 day. +But, OwO soft, UwU I >_> see x3 the goldsmith. >_< Get uWu thee xDD gonye; +xDD Buy xDD thou :3 a rope, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing >w< it ^.^ home to x3 me. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I UwU buy :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound :3 a yeaw; UwU I UwU buy :3 a ^w^ wope. +;;w;; w< EPHESUS. ^-^ A x3 man >_> is weww holp x3 up :3 that twusts to you! +UwU I promised x3 youw x3 pwesence ÚwÚ and x3 the chain; +OwO But :3 nyeithew uWu chain nor gowdsmith ^-^ came to x3 me. +ÚwÚ Bewike xDD you xDD thought UwU ouw wuv ^.^ wouwd >w< wast ^w^ too long, +;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe ^.^ chain'd together, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^-^ came not. +OwO ANGEWO. Saving x3 youw ^.^ mewwy >_< humouw, hewe's x3 the ^-^ nyote +How much x3 youw uWu chain :3 weighs to x3 the utmost :33 cawat, +uWu The ^-^ finyenyess of x3 the ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and chargeful fashion, +>_< Which xDD doth amount to >w< thwee >w< odd ;;w;; ducats ^.^ mowe +Than UwU I stand ;;w;; debted to ÚwÚ this :3 gentweman. +UwU I pray xDD you >_> see ^.^ him presently uWu dischawg'd, +For ^.^ he >_> is bound to :33 sea, ÚwÚ and uWu stays >_> but fow :3 it. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot OwO fuwnyish'd with x3 the xDD pwesent ;;w;; monyey; +:33 Besides, UwU I uWu have x3 some business uWu in x3 the xDD town. +^-^ Good signior, OwO take x3 the stwangew to x3 my house, +xDD And with xDD you OwO take x3 the ^w^ chain, ÚwÚ and bid x3 my >w< wife +Disbuwse x3 the >w< sum on x3 the :33 weceipt >_> theweof. +Pewchance UwU I xDD wiww be there >_< as >w< soon >_< as OwO you. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU Then xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing x3 the uWu chain to her >w< youwsewf? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. No; UwU beaw >w< it with UwU you, xDD west UwU I come nyot time enyough. +OwO ANGEWO. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 wiww. :3 Have xDD you x3 the uWu chain about you? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ An >_> if UwU I uWu have >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU hope xDD you uWu have; +:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you OwO may ^-^ wetuwn ^-^ without x3 youw money. +OwO ANGEWO. Nyay, come, UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the chain; +UwU Both wind ÚwÚ and >_< tide uWu stays fow ÚwÚ this gentweman, +xDD And I, to bwame, uWu have hewd ^.^ him OwO hewe ^w^ too wong. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ Good :3 Wowd! xDD you use ÚwÚ this ^-^ dawwiance to UwU excuse +uWu Youw ^w^ bweach of promise to x3 the OwO Powpentinye; +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have ;;w;; chid xDD you fow nyot x3 bwinging :33 it, +But, ^.^ wike :3 a shrew, xDD you xDD fiwst x3 begin to brawl. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. uWu The >_> houw steals xDD on; UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, dispatch. +OwO ANGEWO. >_> You hear >w< how ^.^ he importunes >_< me-the ;;w;; chain! +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Why, UwU give >w< it to x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ and :3 fetch x3 youw money. +OwO ANGEWO. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU I uWu gave >w< it xDD you even now. +^-^ Eithew >_> send x3 the uWu chain ow >_> send ^.^ by ;;w;; me x3 some >w< token. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO Fie, nyow xDD you >w< wun ÚwÚ this humouw x3 out of breath! +^.^ Come, where's x3 the UwU chain? UwU I pray xDD you wet ;;w;; me >_> see :3 it. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. OwO My business ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook ÚwÚ this dalliance. +^-^ Good ^w^ siw, >_> say ÚwÚ whe'w you'ww answew ;;w;; me ow ^.^ nyo; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, I'll OwO weave ^.^ him to x3 the officer. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I answew you! >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I answew you? +OwO ANGEWO. uWu The monyey :3 that xDD you >_> owe ;;w;; me fow x3 the chain. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I >_> owe xDD you >_< nyonye >w< tiww UwU I receive x3 the chain. +OwO ANGEWO. >_> You ^.^ knyow UwU I uWu gave >w< it xDD you half >w< an >_> houw since. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> You uWu gave ;;w;; me x3 nyonye; xDD you wrong ;;w;; me much to >_> say :3 so. +OwO ANGEWO. >_> You wrong ;;w;; me >_> mowe, ^w^ siw, uWu in :33 denying :3 it. +Consider >w< how >w< it >w< stands ;;w;; upon x3 my >w< cwedit. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. xDD Weww, officer, ;;w;; awwest ^.^ him uWu at x3 my OwO suit. +:3 OFFICEW. UwU I do; ÚwÚ and :3 chawge xDD you uWu in x3 the Duke's xDD nyame to UwU obey x3 me. +OwO ANGEWO. This >_> touches ;;w;; me uWu in weputation. +^-^ Eithew >_< consent to x3 pay ÚwÚ this >w< sum fow uWu me, +:33 Ow UwU I OwO attach xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ this officer. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU Consent to x3 pay uWu thee :3 that UwU I >_< nyevew :33 had! +Arrest uWu me, >_< foowish fewwow, >_> if xDD thou dar'st. +OwO ANGEWO. :3 Hewe >_> is >w< thy >w< fee; ;;w;; awwest :3 him, officer. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^-^ spawe x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew uWu in ÚwÚ this case, +;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd ^w^ scown ;;w;; me UwU so ^-^ appawentwy. +:3 OFFICEW. UwU I UwU do ;;w;; awwest UwU you, siw; xDD you hear x3 the OwO suit. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I UwU do UwU obey uWu thee >w< tiww UwU I UwU give uWu thee ^w^ baiw. +But, sirrah, xDD you UwU shaww UwU buy ÚwÚ this spowt >_< as uWu deaw +;;w;; As aww x3 the >_< metaw uWu in x3 youw >_> shop xDD wiww answer. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU shaww uWu have law uWu in Ephesus, +;;w;; To x3 youw :3 nyotowious UwU shame, UwU I doubt >w< it not. + +Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, from x3 the ^w^ bay + +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, there's :3 a >_< bawk of OwO Epidamnyum +:33 That uWu stays >_> but >w< tiww her owner x3 comes ;;w;; aboawd, +xDD And >w< then, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she bears xDD away. Our fwaughtage, ^w^ siw, +UwU I uWu have ;;w;; convey'd ^.^ aboawd; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have xDD bought +uWu The ÚwÚ oiw, x3 the xDD bawsamum, ÚwÚ and >_> aqua-vitx. +uWu The ship >_> is uWu in her ;;w;; twim; x3 the ^.^ mewwy wind +;;w;; Bwows >w< faiw from land; ;;w;; they xDD stay fow >_< nyought uWu at >w< an +OwO But fow uWu theiw owner, ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. How >_< nyow! :3 a xDD madman? Why, xDD thou >_> peevish ;;w;; sheep, +>_> What ship of OwO Epidamnyum uWu stays fow me? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ A ship xDD you sent ;;w;; me ^.^ to, to uWu hiwe >_< waftage. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ THOU ^w^ dwunken x3 swave! UwU I sent x3 the fow :3 a ;;w;; wope; +xDD And told uWu thee to >_> what OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and >_> what OwO end. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. YOU sent ;;w;; me fow :3 a >w< wope's >w< end >_< as soon- +>_> You sent ;;w;; me to x3 the bay, ^w^ siw, fow :3 a bark. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I Will debate ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew uWu at ^.^ mowe >_> weisuwe, +xDD And >_< teach x3 youw OwO eaws to ÚwÚ wist ;;w;; me with ^.^ mowe heed. +;;w;; To Adriana, villain, hie uWu thee >_< stwaight; +Give her ÚwÚ this >_> key, ÚwÚ and tell her uWu in x3 the ^.^ desk +>w< That's cover'd ^-^ o'ew with Turkish ;;w;; tapestwy +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a >_< puwse of ducats; wet her >_> send :3 it. +Teww her UwU I ^w^ am awwested uWu in x3 the stweet, +xDD And :3 that UwU shaww xDD baiw OwO me; hie ÚwÚ thee, :33 swave, be ;;w;; gonye. +ÚwÚ On, officer, to :3 pwison >w< tiww >w< it x3 come. +_> but DWOMIO +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; To x3 Adwianya! :3 that >_> is :3 whewe ^.^ we ;;w;; din'd, +Whewe Dowsabew uWu did >_< cwaim ;;w;; me fow her husband. +:33 She >_> is ^w^ too big, UwU I hope, fow ;;w;; me to UwU compass. +Thither UwU I ;;w;; must, awthough OwO against x3 my :33 wiww, +For :3 sewvants ^w^ must uWu theiw :3 mastews' minds xDD fuwfiw. ;;w;; _> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS - -x3 Entew >_> ADWIANyA ÚwÚ and x3 WUCIANyA - -:3 ADWIANyA. xDD Ah, >_< Wucianya, >_> did ^.^ he >_> tempt ÚwÚ thee so? ->_> Might'st :3 thou pewceive austewewy in his eye -:33 That ^.^ he >_> did >w< pwead in uWu eawnyest? >_> Yea ^w^ ow nyo? -Wook'd ^.^ he ^w^ ow wed ^w^ ow pawe, ^w^ ow >_> sad ^w^ ow merrily? -What >_< obsewvation :3 mad'st :3 thou in :3 this UwU case -x3 Of his ^w^ heawt's >w< meteows ^-^ tiwting in his face? -LUCIANA. >w< Fiwst ^.^ he ;;w;; denyied you xDD had in him nyo >_> wight. -:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ He meant ^.^ he >_> did me ÚwÚ nyonye-the ^-^ mowe my ;;w;; spite. -LUCIANA. ;;w;; Then :33 swowe ^.^ he UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ stwangew here. -:3 ADWIANyA. And OwO twue ^.^ he x3 swowe, >w< though ÚwÚ yet >_> fowswown ^.^ he :3 wewe. -LUCIANA. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; pweaded I uWu fow you. -:3 ADWIANyA. And what ^w^ said x3 he? -LUCIANA. :33 That love I begg'd uWu fow you ^.^ he begg'd >_> of >_> me. -:3 ADWIANyA. x3 With what >_< pewsuasion >_> did ^.^ he >_> tempt >w< thy love? -LUCIANA. x3 With uWu wowds UwU that in OwO an >w< honyest suit UwU might muv. ->w< Fiwst ^.^ he >_> did UwU pwaise my :3 beauty, then my xDD speech. -:3 ADWIANyA. >w< Didst speak him faiw? -LUCIANA. >_< Have >_> patience, I uWu beseech. -:3 ADWIANyA. I :33 cannyot, :3 nyow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot howd me still; -UwU My tongue, >w< though ^.^ nyot my xDD heawt, uWu shaww ^.^ have his uWu wiww. -ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< defowmed, x3 cwooked, >_> owd, ÚwÚ and xDD sewe, -:33 Iww-fac'd, >_< wowse ;;w;; bodied, shapewess evewywhewe; -Vicious, ungentle, UwU foowish, uWu bwunt, unkind; -UwU Stigmaticaw in >w< making, >_< wowse in mind. -LUCIANA. OwO Who would >w< be x3 jeawous then >_> of such :3 a ÚwÚ onye? -:3 Nyo evil lost :3 is ÚwÚ waiw'd when ^.^ it :3 is gone. -:3 ADWIANyA. xDD Ah, uWu but I ÚwÚ think him better than I ÚwÚ say, -And ÚwÚ yet would hewein >_> othews' eyes ;;w;; wewe >w< wowse. -Far ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ nyest OwO the lapwing x3 cwies away; -UwU My OwO heawt uWu pways uWu fow ^w^ him, >w< though my :33 tongue ^-^ do curse. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. - -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Hewe go-the ^.^ desk, OwO the puwse. ^.^ Sweet -nyow, ^-^ make UwU haste. -LUCIANA. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou lost >w< thy breath? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. By x3 wunnying fast. -:3 ADWIANyA. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy :3 mastew, Dromio? ^-^ Is ^.^ he uWu weww? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, :33 he's in Tartar ^-^ wimbo, >_< wowse than ÚwÚ heww. -OwO A ^w^ deviw in OwO an xDD evewwasting ^w^ gawment ;;w;; hath him; ->_< Onye uWu whose ^-^ hawd OwO heawt :3 is UwU button'd OwO up with steel; -OwO A ÚwÚ fiend, :3 a uWu faiwy, pitiless ÚwÚ and rough; -OwO A wowf, UwU nyay ^.^ wowse, :3 a :3 fewwow >w< aww in uWu buff; -OwO A back-friend, :3 a shoulder-clapper, ^-^ onye UwU that countewmands -The x3 passages >_> of alleys, cweeks, ÚwÚ and narrow wands; -OwO A OwO hound UwU that runs :3 countew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet dwaws ;;w;; dwy-foot ;;w;; weww; ->_< Onye UwU that, before OwO the uWu Judgment, >_> cawwies UwU poow souws ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. -:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Why, man, what :3 is OwO the matter? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the matter; ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ wested uWu on OwO the ^.^ case. -:3 ADWIANyA. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he arrested? >_> Teww uWu me, at uWu whose ^.^ suit? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot at uWu whose suit ^.^ he :3 is arrested ;;w;; weww; -But :33 he's in :3 a suit >_> of ;;w;; buff ;;w;; which uWu 'wested ^w^ him, UwU that can I tell. -uWu Wiww you ^-^ send ^w^ him, mistress, redemption, OwO the money in his :3 desk? -:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch it, sistew. xDD [Exit WUCIANyA] :3 This I wonder at: -ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ he uWu unknyown ^-^ to me shouwd >w< be in UwU debt. ->_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ was ^.^ he arrested uWu on :3 a OwO band? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu on :3 a ^-^ band, uWu but uWu on :3 a stronger :33 thing, -OwO A :33 chain, :3 a :3 chain. Do you ^.^ nyot hear ^.^ it ring? -:3 ADWIANyA. >_> What, OwO the x3 chain? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, no, OwO the bell; 'tis UwU time UwU that I ;;w;; wewe gone. -^w^ It ÚwÚ was two ewe I weft ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ cwock strikes ^w^ onye. -:3 ADWIANyA. The ^w^ houws come >_> back! :33 That >_> did I never heaw. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 O yes. >w< If ^-^ any hour ^.^ meet :3 a sergeant, -UwU 'a ;;w;; tuwns xDD back uWu fow vewy fear. -:3 ADWIANyA. UwU As ^-^ if Time ;;w;; wewe in >_> debt! OwO How fondwy OwO dost :3 thou weason! -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Time :3 is :3 a vewy uWu bankwupt, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ owes -^-^ mowe than :33 he's wowth ^-^ to ^-^ season. -;;w;; Nyay, :33 he's :3 a ^w^ thief xDD too: ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot heard x3 men uWu say -:33 That Time comes >_< steawing uWu on uWu by night ÚwÚ and day? ->w< If UwU 'a >w< be in >_> debt ÚwÚ and :3 theft, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; sewgeant in OwO the >_< way, -;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot reason ^-^ to xDD tuwn xDD back OwO an hour in :3 a day? - -;;w;; We-entew x3 WUCIANyA with :3 a >_> puwse - -:3 ADWIANyA. Go, uWu Dwomio, :33 thewe's OwO the money; bear ^.^ it stwaight, -And bwing >w< thy ^w^ mastew UwU home immediatewy. -^w^ Come, sistew; I x3 am ^.^ pwess'd ;;w;; down with xDD conceit- -Conceit, my comfort ÚwÚ and my OwO injuwy. -^w^ _< OF SYWACUSE - -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. There's ^.^ nyot :3 a man I ^.^ meet uWu but doth salute me -UwU As ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe theiw >_< weww-acquainted :3 fwiend; -And every ^-^ onye doth caww me uWu by my >w< nyame. -uWu Some >w< tendew money ^-^ to uWu me, >w< some ^w^ invite uWu me, -uWu Some uWu othew ^w^ give me ^w^ thanks uWu fow kindnyesses, -uWu Some :3 offew me :3 commodities ^-^ to OwO buy; ->_< Even :3 nyow :3 a >_> taiwow xDD caww'd me in his ^.^ shop, -And show'd me silks UwU that ^.^ he xDD had bought uWu fow uWu me, -And :3 thewewithaw took measuwe >_> of my ÚwÚ body. -Suwe, ^.^ these awe uWu but imaginyawy :33 wiwes, -And Lapland :33 sowcewews ÚwÚ inhabit here. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE - -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, >w< hewe's OwO the gold you x3 sent me -OwO fow. >_> What, ^.^ have you ^w^ got OwO the UwU pictuwe >_> of ^.^ owd :33 Adam new-apparell'd? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What gold :3 is uWu this? What :33 Adam OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ mean? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot UwU that :33 Adam UwU that ^-^ kept OwO the >_< Pawadise, -uWu but UwU that :33 Adam UwU that >_< keeps OwO the prison; ^.^ he UwU that :33 goes in OwO the -uWu cawf's ^.^ skin UwU that ÚwÚ was xDD kiww'd uWu fow OwO the uWu Pwodigaw; ^.^ he UwU that came >_> behind -you, ;;w;; siw, >_< wike OwO an evil angew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid you >_> fowsake >_> youw :33 wibewty. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I undewstand ÚwÚ thee not. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyo? ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a ;;w;; pwain >_> case: ^.^ he UwU that -went, >_< wike :3 a OwO bass-viow, in :3 a UwU case >_> of ÚwÚ weathew; OwO the man, ;;w;; siw, -UwU that, when gentlemen awe tired, gives them :3 a sob, ÚwÚ and west -them; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^-^ takes ^-^ pity uWu on ;;w;; decayed ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give -them ÚwÚ suits >_> of durance; ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ sets OwO up his west ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mowe -exploits with his mace than :3 a xDD mowwis-pike. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> What, :3 thou mean'st OwO an x3 officew? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, OwO the ;;w;; sewgeant >_> of OwO the ^.^ band; -UwU that brings ^-^ any man ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it UwU that bweaks his ^.^ band; uWu on -UwU that OwO thinks :3 a man :33 awways ^-^ going ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and :33 says 'God ^w^ give -you good OwO west!' -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, there west in >_> youw xDD foowewy. ^-^ Is -there ^-^ any ;;w;; ship ^-^ puts :3 fowth x3 to-nyight? May ^-^ we >w< be gonye? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I ^w^ bwought you >_> wowd OwO an -hour >_< since UwU that OwO the bark ÚwÚ Expedition >w< put :3 fowth to-night; ÚwÚ and -then ;;w;; wewe you ^.^ hind'wed uWu by OwO the sergeant, ^-^ to tawwy uWu fow OwO the -:3 boy Delay. ;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the xDD angews UwU that you x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to x3 dewivew you. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. The :3 fewwow :3 is ^-^ distwact, ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 am I; -And here ^-^ we ÚwÚ wandew in x3 iwwusions. -uWu Some bwessed power x3 dewivew OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO hence! - -x3 Entew :3 a COURTEZAN - ->_> COUWTEZAN. ^.^ Weww met, ;;w;; weww met, ^-^ Mastew Antipholus. -I >_> see, ;;w;; siw, you ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the UwU gowdsmith OwO nyow. -^-^ Is UwU that OwO the >w< chain you OwO pwomis'd me uWu to-day? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Satan, OwO avoid! I chawge ^.^ thee, >_> tempt me not. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, :3 is :3 this ^w^ Mistwess Satan? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^w^ deviw. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ wowse, ^.^ she :3 is OwO the devil's -dam, ÚwÚ and here ^.^ she comes in OwO the :33 habit >_> of :3 a ^.^ wight ;;w;; wench; ÚwÚ and -thereof comes UwU that OwO the wenches uWu say 'God x3 damn OwO me!' ^.^ That's -as >w< much ^-^ to uWu say 'God ^-^ make me :3 a ^.^ wight ^w^ wench!' ^w^ It :3 is written -uWu they :3 appeaw ^-^ to x3 men >_< wike xDD angews >_> of ^-^ wight; ^.^ wight :3 is OwO an :33 effect ->_> of fire, ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe uWu wiww ^w^ buwn; x3 ewgo, ^.^ wight wenches uWu wiww burn. -Come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw :3 hew. ->_> COUWTEZAN. Your man ÚwÚ and you awe ^-^ mawvewwous uWu mewwy, sir. -uWu Wiww you >w< go with x3 me? >w< We'ww OwO mend ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dinnyew here. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, ^-^ if you uWu do, OwO expect :3 spoon-meat, -^w^ ow x3 bespeak :3 a wong spoon. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, Dromio? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ have :3 a wong ;;w;; spoon -UwU that >w< must xDD eat with OwO the ^w^ deviw. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Avoid then, ^-^ fiend! What >_> teww'st :3 thou me >_> of supping? -Thou :3 awt, as you awe aww, :3 a ^-^ sowcewess; -I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to xDD weave me ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. ->_> COUWTEZAN. >w< Give me OwO the ring >_> of >_< minye you xDD had at dinnyew, -Or, uWu fow my >_< diamond, OwO the >w< chain you ^-^ pwomis'd, -And I'll >w< be gone, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot twoubwe you. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu Some devils ÚwÚ ask uWu but OwO the parings >_> of >_> onye's >_< nyaiw, -OwO A uWu wush, :3 a >_> haiw, :3 a >_> dwop >_> of blood, :3 a >w< pin, -OwO A nut, :3 a ^.^ chewwy-stonye; -But :33 she, ^-^ mowe covetous, would ^.^ have :3 a :3 chain. -UwU Mastew, >w< be x3 wise; OwO an ^-^ if you ^w^ give ^.^ it UwU hew, -The ^w^ deviw uWu wiww >_< shake xDD hew :33 chain, ÚwÚ and OwO fwight OwO us with it. ->_> COUWTEZAN. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, my ;;w;; wing, ^w^ ow ewse OwO the chain; -I >w< hope you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean ^-^ to cheat me ÚwÚ so. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Avaunt, :3 thou witch! ^w^ Come, uWu Dwomio, let OwO us ^.^ go. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 'Fwy xDD pwide' :33 says OwO the ;;w;; peacock. Mistwess, UwU that you know. -^w^ _< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE ->_> COUWTEZAN. Nyow, >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, Antiphowus :3 is >_< mad, -Else would ^.^ he never OwO so >_> demean :3 himsewf. -OwO A ring ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> of >_< minye wowth forty >w< ducats, -And uWu fow OwO the >_> same ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd me :3 a chain; -Both ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ he ^w^ denyies me OwO nyow. -The reason UwU that I x3 gathew ^.^ he :3 is >_< mad, -Besides :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent instance >_> of his wage, -^-^ Is :3 a mad xDD tawe ^.^ he told OwO to-day at ;;w;; dinnyew -x3 Of his >_> own :33 doows being OwO shut x3 against his xDD entwance. -Belike his xDD wife, acquainted with his >w< fits, -uWu On OwO puwpose OwO shut OwO the :33 doows x3 against his way. -UwU My uWu way :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU hie UwU home ^-^ to his OwO house, -And tell his UwU wife UwU that, being lunatic, -ÚwÚ He wush'd OwO into my house ÚwÚ and took ÚwÚ pewfowce -UwU My ring >_> away. :3 This ^-^ couwse I OwO fittest choose, ->_< Fow forty ^w^ ducats :3 is xDD too >w< much ^-^ to lose. +>w< SCENyE 2 + +uWu The ;;w;; house of :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS + +Entew ADWIANyA ÚwÚ and UwU WUCIANyA + +ADWIANyA. xDD Ah, x3 Wucianya, uWu did ^.^ he tempt uWu thee so? +OwO Might'st xDD thou >_> pewceive :3 austewewy uWu in :33 his ^w^ eye +:33 That ^.^ he uWu did pwead uWu in eawnyest? ^w^ Yea ow no? +Wook'd ^.^ he ow red ow pawe, ow >_> sad ow merrily? +>_> What >w< obsewvation ;;w;; mad'st xDD thou uWu in ÚwÚ this case +Of :33 his heart's meteows :33 tiwting uWu in :33 his ^.^ face? +:33 WUCIANyA. First ^.^ he >w< denyied xDD you xDD had uWu in ^.^ him nyo ÚwÚ wight. +ADWIANyA. >w< He meant ^.^ he uWu did ;;w;; me nyonye-the ^.^ mowe x3 my spite. +:33 WUCIANyA. UwU Then >w< swowe ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ he UwU was :3 a stwangew hewe. +ADWIANyA. xDD And true ^.^ he ^w^ swowe, ^w^ though yet ;;w;; fowswown ^.^ he were. +:33 WUCIANyA. UwU Then pleaded UwU I fow OwO you. +ADWIANyA. xDD And >_> what uWu said uWu he? +:33 WUCIANyA. :33 That wuv UwU I begg'd fow xDD you ^.^ he begg'd of x3 me. +ADWIANyA. With >_> what :3 pewsuasion uWu did ^.^ he tempt >w< thy love? +:33 WUCIANyA. With wowds :3 that uWu in >w< an xDD honyest >_> suit ^w^ might ;;w;; muv. +First ^.^ he uWu did praise x3 my >w< beauty, xDD then x3 my :33 speech. +ADWIANyA. ;;w;; Didst speak ^.^ him uWu faiw? +:33 WUCIANyA. :3 Have patience, UwU I >w< beseech. +ADWIANyA. UwU I cannot, nor UwU I xDD wiww nyot howd ;;w;; me stiww; +OwO My ;;w;; tongue, ^w^ though nyot x3 my uWu heawt, UwU shaww uWu have :33 his :33 wiww. +>w< He >_> is >_< defowmed, :33 cwooked, :3 owd, ÚwÚ and >_> sewe, +ÚwÚ Iww-fac'd, xDD wowse ÚwÚ bodied, shapeless >_< evewywhewe; +Vicious, >_> ungentwe, :33 foowish, bwunt, ÚwÚ unkind; +Stigmaticaw uWu in >_> making, xDD wowse uWu in :33 mind. +:33 WUCIANyA. Who ^.^ wouwd be jealous xDD then of xDD such :3 a onye? +No eviw wost >_> is UwU waiw'd when >w< it >_> is ;;w;; gonye. +ADWIANyA. xDD Ah, >_> but UwU I think ^.^ him xDD bettew than UwU I say, +xDD And yet ^.^ wouwd >w< hewein OwO othews' eyes :3 wewe x3 wowse. +>_< Faw from her nyest x3 the ^w^ wapwing x3 cwies :3 away; +OwO My >_< heawt prays fow :3 him, ^w^ though x3 my >_> tongue UwU do cuwse. + +Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. + +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Hewe OwO go-the desk, x3 the purse. ÚwÚ Sweet +now, >_< make ^.^ haste. +:33 WUCIANyA. How x3 hast xDD thou wost >w< thy >_> bweath? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ By wunnying uWu fast. +ADWIANyA. Whewe >_> is >w< thy ^.^ mastew, Dromio? Is ^.^ he ^.^ weww? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, uWu he's uWu in Tartar limbo, xDD wowse than uWu heww. +^-^ A ^.^ deviw uWu in >w< an everlasting ^.^ gawment hath him; +x3 Onye x3 whose x3 hawd >_< heawt >_> is ^-^ button'd x3 up with steel; +^-^ A ^.^ fiend, :3 a >_> faiwy, >_< pitiwess ÚwÚ and ^-^ wough; +^-^ A OwO wowf, x3 nyay ^-^ wowse, :3 a fewwow aww uWu in buff; +^-^ A back-fwiend, :3 a shouwdew-cwappew, one :3 that countermands +uWu The >w< passages of ^-^ awweys, creeks, ÚwÚ and nyawwow :33 wands; +^-^ A ^.^ hound :3 that wuns countew, ÚwÚ and yet ÚwÚ dwaws dwy-foot well; +x3 Onye :3 that, >w< befowe x3 the Judgment, xDD cawwies poor >w< souws to uWu heww. +ADWIANyA. Why, ^w^ man, >_> what >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow x3 the mattew; ^.^ he >_> is UwU wested on x3 the :3 case. +ADWIANyA. What, >_> is ^.^ he ^.^ awwested? Teww uWu me, uWu at x3 whose suit? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot uWu at x3 whose >_> suit ^.^ he >_> is awwested well; +OwO But uWu he's uWu in :3 a >_> suit of ^.^ buff which 'wested :3 him, :3 that ^.^ can UwU I tell. +Will xDD you >_> send :3 him, ^-^ mistwess, redemption, x3 the monyey uWu in :33 his >w< desk? +ADWIANyA. Go :3 fetch :33 it, sister. ;;w;; [Exit x3 WUCIANyA] This UwU I wonder ^.^ at: +^-^ Thus ^.^ he unknown to ;;w;; me >_> shouwd be uWu in debt. +Teww uWu me, UwU was ^.^ he awwested on :3 a band? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. on :3 a :33 band, >_> but on :3 a stronger ÚwÚ thing, +^-^ A ^w^ chain, :3 a chain. Do xDD you nyot hear >w< it ring? +ADWIANyA. What, x3 the UwU chain? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, no, x3 the uWu beww; UwU 'tis time :3 that UwU I :3 wewe ;;w;; gonye. +^.^ It UwU was >w< two ere UwU I left :3 him, ÚwÚ and nyow x3 the >w< cwock :33 stwikes onye. +ADWIANyA. uWu The >_> houws come >_> back! :33 That uWu did UwU I >_< nyevew heaw. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. x3 O uWu yes. ;;w;; If xDD any >_> houw :3 meet :3 a UwU sewgeant, +xDD 'a tuwns back fow xDD vewy ;;w;; feaw. +ADWIANyA. ;;w;; As >_> if ^-^ Time :3 wewe uWu in debt! How fondwy dost xDD thou weason! +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Time >_> is :3 a xDD vewy bankrupt, ÚwÚ and >_> owes +^.^ mowe than uWu he's ^.^ wowth to ^.^ season. +Nyay, uWu he's :3 a UwU thief ^w^ too: uWu have xDD you nyot heard ;;w;; men >_> say +:33 That ^-^ Time x3 comes stealing on ^.^ by >w< nyight ÚwÚ and >w< day? +;;w;; If xDD 'a be uWu in >_> debt ÚwÚ and ^w^ theft, ÚwÚ and :3 a sewgeant uWu in x3 the :3 way, +>_< Hath ^.^ he nyot reason to turn back >w< an >_> houw uWu in :3 a >w< day? + +^.^ We-entew UwU WUCIANyA with :3 a >_< puwse + +ADWIANyA. ^w^ Go, ^w^ Dwomio, there's x3 the ;;w;; monyey; UwU beaw >w< it stwaight, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing >w< thy >_< mastew ^.^ home immediately. +^.^ Come, x3 sistew; UwU I ^w^ am OwO pwess'd down with >_< conceit- +Conceit, x3 my uWu comfowt ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< injuwy. +w< SCENyE uWu 3 + +uWu The mart + +Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE + +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> Thewe's nyot :3 a x3 man UwU I :3 meet >_> but xDD doth OwO sawute ;;w;; me +;;w;; As >_> if UwU I :3 wewe uWu theiw x3 weww-acquainted fwiend; +xDD And every one xDD doth caww ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my nyame. +;;w;; Some xDD tendew monyey to uWu me, x3 some invite uWu me, +;;w;; Some othew UwU give ;;w;; me thanks fow >w< kindnyesses, +;;w;; Some offer ;;w;; me commodities to ^-^ buy; +Even nyow :3 a ^w^ taiwow ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his uWu shop, +xDD And ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me silks :3 that ^.^ he xDD had xDD bought fow uWu me, +xDD And UwU thewewithaw >_> took UwU measuwe of x3 my body. +Sure, these OwO awe >_> but imaginary ÚwÚ wiwes, +xDD And Wapwand sorcerers ;;w;; inhabit hewe. + +Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE + +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, hewe's x3 the gowd xDD you sent ;;w;; me +;;w;; fow. What, uWu have xDD you ^w^ got x3 the ^-^ pictuwe of ;;w;; owd Adam new-apparell'd? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What gowd >_> is :3 this? >_> What Adam dost xDD thou ^.^ mean? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that Adam :3 that :33 kept x3 the Paradise, +>_> but :3 that Adam :3 that keeps x3 the prison; ^.^ he :3 that xDD goes uWu in x3 the +calf's uWu skin :3 that UwU was kill'd fow x3 the OwO Pwodigaw; ^.^ he :3 that ^-^ came x3 behind +UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^.^ wike >w< an eviw ^-^ angew, ÚwÚ and bid xDD you ^w^ fowsake x3 youw OwO wibewty. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I understand uWu thee not. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Nyo? Why, UwU 'tis :3 a uWu pwain :3 case: ^.^ he :3 that +OwO went, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ bass-viow, uWu in :3 a case of :3 weathew; x3 the ^w^ man, ^w^ siw, +:3 that, when gentlemen OwO awe tiwed, ;;w;; gives them :3 a ^.^ sob, ÚwÚ and xDD west +OwO them; xDD he, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU takes pity on ÚwÚ decayed men, ÚwÚ and UwU give +them ^w^ suits of duwance; ^.^ he :3 that :33 sets x3 up :33 his xDD west to UwU do ^.^ mowe +exploits with :33 his UwU mace than :3 a UwU mowwis-pike. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. What, xDD thou x3 mean'st >w< an ÚwÚ officew? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Ay, ^w^ siw, x3 the sewgeant of x3 the >_> band; +:3 that >_< bwings xDD any x3 man to answew >w< it :3 that >_< bweaks :33 his >_> band; on +:3 that ^w^ thinks :3 a x3 man awways x3 going to ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says >w< 'God UwU give +xDD you ÚwÚ good uWu west!' +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, there xDD west uWu in x3 youw UwU foowewy. Is +there xDD any ship puts fowth :3 to-nyight? ^-^ May ^.^ we be gone? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ bwought xDD you ;;w;; wowd >w< an +>_> houw xDD since :3 that x3 the >_< bawk :33 Expedition put fowth to-nyight; ÚwÚ and +xDD then :3 wewe xDD you hind'red ^.^ by x3 the UwU sewgeant, to ^.^ tawwy fow x3 the +;;w;; boy Delay. :3 Hewe OwO awe x3 the ^-^ angews :3 that xDD you sent fow to ÚwÚ dewivew OwO you. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu The fewwow >_> is ^.^ distwact, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ am x3 I; +xDD And OwO hewe ^.^ we >w< wandew uWu in uWu iwwusions. +;;w;; Some blessed powew ÚwÚ dewivew >_> us from UwU hence! + +Entew :3 a x3 COUWTEZAN + +COUWTEZAN. Weww :3 met, weww :3 met, >_< Mastew OwO Antiphowus. +UwU I see, ^w^ siw, xDD you uWu have >_> found x3 the gowdsmith now. +Is :3 that x3 the uWu chain xDD you pwomis'd ;;w;; me >w< to-day? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Satan, >_< avoid! UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, tempt ;;w;; me not. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, >_> is ÚwÚ this Mistress x3 Satan? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the deviw. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nyay, ^.^ she >_> is ^-^ wowse, ^.^ she >_> is x3 the >_> deviw's +:33 dam, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^.^ she x3 comes uWu in x3 the OwO habit of :3 a >w< wight ^.^ wench; ÚwÚ and +thereof x3 comes :3 that x3 the UwU wenches >_> say >w< 'God damn UwU me!' >w< That's +>_< as much to >_> say >w< 'God >_< make ;;w;; me :3 a >w< wight ^-^ wench!' ^.^ It >_> is ÚwÚ wwitten +;;w;; they appeaw to ;;w;; men ^.^ wike ^-^ angews of >_> wight; >w< wight >_> is >w< an ^w^ effect +of ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and fire xDD wiww burn; ergo, >w< wight UwU wenches xDD wiww :3 buwn. +:3 Come nyot nyeaw her. +COUWTEZAN. uWu Youw x3 man ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe marvellous >_> mewwy, sir. +Will xDD you OwO go with me? ^-^ We'ww mend UwU ouw dinner hewe. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, >_> if xDD you UwU do, >_< expect spoon-meat, +ow >_< bespeak :3 a ^-^ wong ;;w;; spoon. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why, Dromio? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ he ^w^ must uWu have :3 a ^-^ wong spoon +:3 that ^w^ must eat with x3 the deviw. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Avoid >w< then, ^w^ fiend! >_> What ^.^ teww'st xDD thou ;;w;; me of :33 supping? +^.^ Thou awt, >_< as xDD you OwO awe all, :3 a sorceress; +UwU I x3 conjuwe uWu thee to OwO weave ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; gonye. +COUWTEZAN. Give ;;w;; me x3 the OwO wing of >_< minye xDD you xDD had uWu at xDD dinnyew, +:3 Ow, fow x3 my diamond, x3 the uWu chain xDD you pwomis'd, +xDD And I'll be >w< gonye, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and nyot >_> twoubwe OwO you. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Some xDD deviws ^w^ ask >_> but x3 the >_> pawings of one's xDD nyaiw, +^-^ A rush, :3 a hair, :3 a >_< dwop of bwood, :3 a :3 pin, +^-^ A x3 nyut, :3 a :33 chewwy-stonye; +OwO But uWu she, ^.^ mowe :33 cuvtous, ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 a chain. +^-^ Mastew, be OwO wise; >w< an >_> if xDD you UwU give >w< it hew, +uWu The ^.^ deviw xDD wiww ;;w;; shake her ^w^ chain, ÚwÚ and :33 fwight >_> us with :3 it. +COUWTEZAN. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, x3 my *hugs tightly* wing, ow >_> ewse x3 the chain; +UwU I UwU hope xDD you UwU do nyot >_> mean to cheat ;;w;; me :3 so. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. x3 Avaunt, xDD thou :3 witch! ^.^ Come, ^w^ Dwomio, wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. 'Fwy OwO pwide' ;;w;; says x3 the ^w^ peacock. Mistwess, :3 that xDD you :33 knyow. +_> Nyow, x3 out of doubt, Antipholus >_> is mad, +^-^ Ewse ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he >_< nyevew UwU so ÚwÚ demean himself. +^-^ A OwO wing ^.^ he hath of >_< minye ^.^ wowth >w< fowty OwO ducats, +xDD And fow x3 the same ^.^ he pwomis'd ;;w;; me :3 a chain; +UwU Both one ÚwÚ and othew ^.^ he denyies ;;w;; me now. +uWu The reason :3 that UwU I gathew ^.^ he >_> is mad, +Besides ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent uWu instance of :33 his rage, +Is :3 a ^-^ mad xDD tawe ^.^ he told ^w^ to-day uWu at dinner +Of :33 his UwU own x3 doows ^.^ being shut OwO against :33 his x3 entwance. +ÚwÚ Bewike :33 his :3 wife, >_> acquainted with :33 his fits, +On OwO puwpose shut x3 the x3 doows OwO against :33 his >_> way. +OwO My uWu way >_> is nyow to hie ^.^ home to :33 his house, +xDD And tell :33 his >w< wife :3 that, ^.^ being lunatic, +>w< He uWu wush'd x3 into x3 my ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and >_> took ^.^ pewfowce +OwO My OwO wing xDD away. This course UwU I OwO fittest UwU choose, +For >w< fowty ;;w;; ducats >_> is ^w^ too much to uWu wose. ;;w;; w< SCENyE UwU 4 -OwO A uWu stweet +^-^ A :3 stweet -x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS with OwO the xDD OFFICEW +Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS with x3 the OFFICEW -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Feaw me ;;w;; nyot, >w< man; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< bweak >_> away. -I'll ^w^ give ^.^ thee, ewe I xDD weave ^.^ thee, OwO so >w< much >_> monyey, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, as I x3 am uWu 'wested OwO fow. -UwU My UwU wife :3 is in :3 a wayward >w< mood UwU to-day, -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< wightwy xDD twust OwO the messenger. -:33 That I shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ attach'd in x3 Ephesus, -I tell you 'twill :33 sound x3 hawshwy in xDD hew uWu caws. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Fear ;;w;; me >_> nyot, xDD man; UwU I xDD wiww nyot bweak xDD away. +I'll UwU give ÚwÚ thee, ere UwU I OwO weave ÚwÚ thee, UwU so much monyey, +;;w;; To :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am 'wested ;;w;; fow. +OwO My >w< wife >_> is uWu in :3 a :33 waywawd ^w^ mood uWu to-day, +xDD And xDD wiww nyot >w< wightwy :33 twust x3 the :3 messengew. +:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd be >_< attach'd uWu in Ephesus, +UwU I tell xDD you 'twill >_> sound ÚwÚ hawshwy uWu in her x3 caws. -x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, with :3 a >_< wope's-end +Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, with :3 a rope's-end -;;w;; Hewe comes my >w< man; I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he brings OwO the ^-^ monyey. -OwO How nyow, :3 siw! >_< Have you UwU that I x3 sent you xDD fow? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Here's UwU that, I ;;w;; wawwant you, uWu wiww pay them all. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. But ^w^ whewe's OwO the monyey? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I >_> gave OwO the money uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; wope. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ Five ^-^ hundwed >w< ducats, viwwain, uWu fow :33 wope? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I'll sewve you, ;;w;; siw, five ^-^ hundwed at OwO the rate. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ To what ^-^ end >_> did I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee UwU hie ÚwÚ thee :3 home? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ To :3 a wope's-end, siw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end x3 am I +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my xDD man; UwU I think ^.^ he >_< bwings x3 the money. +How now, sir! :3 Have xDD you :3 that UwU I sent xDD you for? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> Hewe's :3 that, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, xDD wiww x3 pay them all. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO But where's x3 the monyey? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu gave x3 the monyey fow x3 the ^w^ wope. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. :3 Five :3 hundwed OwO ducats, villain, fow wope? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. I'll serve UwU you, ^w^ siw, five :3 hundwed uWu at x3 the UwU wate. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; To >_> what >w< end uWu did UwU I bid uWu thee hie uWu thee ^w^ home? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; To :3 a ;;w;; wope's-end, siw; ÚwÚ and to :3 that >w< end ^w^ am UwU I ;;w;; wetuwn'd. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And ^-^ to UwU that end, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^-^ wewcome you. -[Beating xDD him] ->_> OFFICEW. Good ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis uWu fow me ^-^ to >w< be patient; I x3 am in -UwU advewsity. ->_> OFFICEW. Good nyow, howd >w< thy OwO tongue. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, wathew >_< pewsuade him ^-^ to howd his hands. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou ^w^ whoweson, ÚwÚ sensewess viwwain! -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I would I ;;w;; wewe x3 sensewess, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I -UwU might ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew >_> youw OwO bwows. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou art sensible in nyothing uWu but -^-^ bwows, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 is OwO an ass. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I x3 am OwO an ;;w;; ass UwU indeed; you ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it -uWu by my wong :33 'eaws. I ^.^ have served him ^-^ fwom OwO the hour >_> of my -^.^ nyativity ^-^ to :3 this instant, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have nyothing at his ^.^ hands uWu fow -my service uWu but OwO bwows. When I x3 am x3 cowd ^.^ he heats me with -uWu beating; when I x3 am warm ^.^ he ÚwÚ coows me with >w< beating. I x3 am ->w< wak'd with ^.^ it when I sleep; rais'd with ^.^ it when I sit; >_> dwiven ->_< out >_> of :33 doows with ^.^ it when I >w< go ^-^ fwom >_< home; wewcom'd UwU home -with ^.^ it when I ;;w;; wetuwn; xDD nyay, I bear ^.^ it uWu on my shouwdews as ->_< beggaw UwU wont xDD hew ^-^ bwat; ÚwÚ and I xDD think, when ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lam'd uWu me, -I uWu shaww UwU beg with ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD doow ^-^ to ^w^ doow. - -x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, UwU WUCIANyA, OwO the xDD COUWTEZAN, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 SCHOOWMASTEW -xDD caww'd ;;w;; PINCH - -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^.^ awong; my UwU wife :3 is UwU coming yondew. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Mistwess, >w< 'wespice :33 finyem,' >_< wespect >_> youw :3 end; ^w^ ow -^.^ wathew, ^-^ to pwophesy >_< wike OwO the x3 pawwot, ^-^ 'Bewawe OwO the ^-^ wope's-end.' -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou still tawk? -[Beating xDD him] ->_> COUWTEZAN. OwO How uWu say you ^w^ nyow? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD husband >_> mad? -:3 ADWIANyA. His ^-^ inciviwity confiwms nyo less. -Good ^w^ Doctow ^.^ Pinch, you awe :3 a conjurer: -Establish him in his OwO twue :33 sense uWu again, -And I uWu wiww >w< pwease you what you uWu wiww :3 demand. -LUCIANA. ^.^ Awas, how :33 fiewy ÚwÚ and how shawp ^.^ he ^-^ wooks! ->_> COUWTEZAN. >_< Mawk how ^.^ he twembwes in his ^w^ ecstasy. -PINCH. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and let me ;;w;; feew >_> youw puwse. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thewe :3 is my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ;;w;; feew >_> youw OwO eaw. -[Stwiking xDD him] -PINCH. I chawge ^.^ thee, ^.^ Satan, :3 hous'd within :3 this man, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd UwU possession ^-^ to my holy >_> pwayews, -And ^-^ to >w< thy OwO state >_> of :3 dawknyess UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. -I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< aww OwO the >_< saints in >_< heaven. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Peace, doting ^.^ wizawd, :3 peace! I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ mad. -:3 ADWIANyA. :33 O, UwU that :3 thou ^w^ wewt ;;w;; nyot, UwU poow >_> distwessed UwU souw! -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You minion, you, awe ^.^ these >_> youw customers? -OwO Did :3 this ^.^ companyion with OwO the saffwon ;;w;; face -Revel ÚwÚ and feast ^.^ it at my house UwU to-day, ->w< Whiwst x3 upon me OwO the OwO guiwty :33 doows ;;w;; wewe shut, -And I ;;w;; denyied ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew in my >w< house? -:3 ADWIANyA. :3 O xDD husband, :3 God doth xDD knyow you din'd at home, -:3 Whewe would you xDD had remain'd xDD untiw :3 this UwU time, ->_> Fwee ^-^ fwom ^.^ these swandews ÚwÚ and :3 this open OwO shame! -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Din'd at x3 home! Thou viwwain, what >_> sayest thou? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Siw, ^w^ Sooth ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, you >_> did ^.^ nyot uWu dinye at UwU home. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Were ^.^ nyot my :33 doows wock'd OwO up ÚwÚ and I OwO shut ^w^ out? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^w^ Pewdie, >_> youw :33 doows ;;w;; wewe wock'd ÚwÚ and you OwO shut >_< out. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And >_> did ^.^ nyot ^.^ she x3 hewsewf >w< weviwe me thewe? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^-^ Sans fabwe, ^.^ she x3 hewsewf ^w^ weviw'd you ^.^ thewe. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Did ^.^ nyot xDD hew kitchen-maid waiw, ^.^ taunt, ÚwÚ and :33 scown x3 me? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Certes, ^.^ she did; OwO the kitchen-vestaw scorn'd you. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And >_> did ^.^ nyot I in ;;w;; wage xDD depawt ^-^ fwom uWu thence? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU In verity, you ÚwÚ did. UwU My bones bear ;;w;; witnyess, -:33 That >_< since ^.^ have ;;w;; fewt OwO the vigouw >_> of his xDD wage. -:3 ADWIANyA. :3 Is't good ^-^ to >_> soothe him in ^.^ these x3 contwawies? -PINCH. ^w^ It :3 is nyo >_< shame; OwO the :3 fewwow ^.^ finds his :3 vein, -And, yielding ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu humouws ;;w;; weww his >_> fwenzy. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou x3 hast ^-^ subown'd OwO the UwU gowdsmith ^-^ to arrest >_> me. -:3 ADWIANyA. ^.^ Awas, I x3 sent you money ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem you, -By Dromio ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ who came in haste uWu fow it. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Money uWu by UwU me! ^.^ Heawt ÚwÚ and >_< goodwiww you OwO might, -But suwewy, :3 mastew, ^.^ nyot :3 a wag >_> of ^-^ monyey. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 Went'st ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^-^ to xDD hew uWu fow >_> puwse >_> of :33 ducats? -:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ He came ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and I deliver'd it. -LUCIANA. And I x3 am witness with xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ did. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 God ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ wope-makew bear me witness -:33 That I ÚwÚ was x3 sent uWu fow nyothing uWu but :3 a >_> wope! -PINCH. Mistwess, uWu both man ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew :3 is possess'd; -I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu by theiw OwO pawe ÚwÚ and >_> deadwy OwO wooks. -^.^ They >w< must >w< be UwU bound, ÚwÚ and >_> waid in >w< some dark woom. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Say, xDD whewefowe didst :3 thou ^-^ wock me :3 fowth uWu to-day? -And x3 why OwO dost :3 thou deny OwO the x3 bag >_> of UwU gowd? -:3 ADWIANyA. I >_> did ;;w;; nyot, gentwe xDD husband, ^-^ wock ÚwÚ thee fowth. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And, gentwe :3 mastew, I receiv'd nyo ;;w;; gowd; -But I uWu confess, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe wock'd >_< out. -:3 ADWIANyA. ^-^ Dissembwing viwwain, :3 thou OwO speak'st false in >_> both. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^-^ Dissembwing ;;w;; hawwot, :3 thou art false in aww, -And art confederate with :3 a damned ÚwÚ pack -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ woathsome :3 abject :33 scown >_> of me; -But with ^.^ these ^.^ nyaiws I'll xDD pwuck >_< out ^.^ these false eyes -:33 That would >w< behowd in me :3 this shameful sport. -:3 ADWIANyA. :33 O, uWu bind ^w^ him, uWu bind him; let him ^.^ nyot come ;;w;; nyeaw >_> me. -PINCH. Mowe >_> company! The x3 fiend :3 is >w< stwong within >_> him. - -x3 Entew three ^w^ ow :3 fouw, ÚwÚ and :3 offew ^-^ to uWu bind >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^.^ stwives - -LUCIANA. ^w^ Ay uWu me, UwU poow man, how OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wan ^.^ he ^-^ wooks! -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> What, uWu wiww you murder x3 me? Thou gaoler, thou, -I x3 am >w< thy xDD pwisonyew. uWu Wiwt :3 thou suffer them -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a xDD wescue? ->_> OFFICEW. >w< Mastews, let him ^.^ go; -ÚwÚ He :3 is my pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> him. -PINCH. uWu Go uWu bind :3 this man, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is >_> fwantic ^w^ too. -^.^ [They uWu bind ;;w;; DWOMIO] -:3 ADWIANyA. What xDD wiwt :3 thou uWu do, :3 thou peevish x3 officew? -xDD Hast :3 thou dewight ^-^ to UwU see :3 a wwetched man -Do outwage ÚwÚ and xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to >w< himsewf? ->_> OFFICEW. ÚwÚ He :3 is my pwisonyew; ^-^ if I let him ÚwÚ go, -The >_> debt ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes uWu wiww >w< be requir'd >_> of >_> me. -:3 ADWIANyA. I uWu wiww >w< dischawge ÚwÚ thee ewe I >w< go ^-^ fwom thee; -Beaw me >_> fowthwith x3 unto his cweditow, -And, ÚwÚ knyowing how OwO the >_> debt gwows, I uWu wiww pay it. -Good ^-^ Mastew Doctor, UwU see him xDD safe uWu convey'd -:3 Home ^-^ to my >_< house. :3 O UwU most OwO unhappy xDD day! -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 O UwU most OwO unhappy strumpet! -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU Mastew, I x3 am here ent'red in bond uWu fow you. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Out uWu on ^.^ thee, uWu viwwian! >w< Whewefowe -OwO dost :3 thou mad x3 me? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Wiww you >w< be bound uWu fow :3 nyothing? -Be >_< mad, good master; x3 cwy xDD 'The deviw!' -LUCIANA. :3 God help, UwU poow souls, how OwO idwy ^-^ do uWu they ^w^ tawk! -:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Go bear him ^-^ hence. :3 Sistew, >w< go you with >_> me. -^w^ w< aww uWu but xDD ADWIANyA, UwU WUCIANyA, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and COURTEZAN -Say nyow, uWu whose suit :3 is ^.^ he arrested xDD at? ->_> OFFICEW. >_< Onye OwO Angewo, :3 a :33 gowdsmith; ^-^ do you xDD knyow OwO him? -:3 ADWIANyA. I xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. What :3 is OwO the sum ^.^ he owes? ->_> OFFICEW. >w< Two ^-^ hundwed UwU ducats. -:3 ADWIANyA. Say, how grows ^.^ it xDD due? ->_> OFFICEW. Due uWu fow :3 a >w< chain >_> youw xDD husband xDD had >_> of >_> him. -:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ He >_> did x3 bespeak :3 a >w< chain uWu fow uWu me, uWu but xDD had ^.^ it not. ->_> COUWTEZAN. When as >_> youw xDD husband, >w< aww in wage, OwO to-day -Came ^-^ to my OwO house, ÚwÚ and took away my ^.^ wing- -The ring I ^-^ saw x3 upon his fingew >w< nyow- -:33 Stwaight aftew >_> did I ^.^ meet him with :3 a :3 chain. -:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be so, uWu but I >_> did never UwU see it. -^w^ Come, gaoler, bwing me xDD whewe OwO the UwU gowdsmith >_> is; -I wong ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the >w< twuth xDD heweof at large. - -x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, with his ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. - -LUCIANA. God, uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ mewcy! uWu they awe loose again. -:3 ADWIANyA. And come with ^.^ nyaked x3 swowds. -Let's caww ^-^ mowe ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^.^ have them bound again. ->_> OFFICEW. Away, they'll :33 kiww >_< us! -^w^ w< aww uWu but ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE as fast as ^-^ may ^.^ be, ^.^ fwighted -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I UwU see ^.^ these :33 witches awe ^w^ afwaid >_> of x3 swowds. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. She UwU that would >w< be >_> youw UwU wife :3 nyow ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom you. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Come ^-^ to OwO the Centauw; ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ ouw stuff ^-^ fwom >_> thence. -I wong UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD safe ÚwÚ and :33 sound >_< aboawd. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Faith, stay here :3 this >_< nyight; uWu they uWu wiww -^w^ suwewy ^-^ do OwO us nyo ^w^ hawm; you ^-^ saw uWu they speak OwO us :33 faiw, ^w^ give OwO us -;;w;; gowd; >w< methinks uWu they awe such :3 a gentwe >w< nyation UwU that, uWu but uWu fow -OwO the ^.^ mountain >_> of mad ^.^ fwesh UwU that uWu cwaims mawwiage >_> of uWu me, -:33 couwd find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to stay here still ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn >_< witch. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay ^.^ to-nyight uWu fow >w< aww OwO the UwU town; -OwO Thewefowe ^w^ away, ^-^ to >_< get ^-^ ouw stuff >_< aboawd. -^w^ _< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - -OwO A uWu stweet before :3 a >w< pwiowy - -x3 Entew x3 SECOND MERCHANT ÚwÚ and ANGELO - -x3 ANGEWO. I x3 am sowwy, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ hind'wed OwO you; -But I uWu pwotest ^.^ he xDD had OwO the >w< chain >_> of uWu me, -^-^ Though UwU most UwU dishonyestwy ^.^ he doth deny it. -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. OwO How :3 is OwO the man ^-^ esteem'd here in OwO the xDD city? -x3 ANGEWO. x3 Of vewy OwO wevewend uWu weputation, ;;w;; siw, -x3 Of ÚwÚ cwedit ^-^ infinyite, highly >_< bewov'd, -^w^ Second ^-^ to UwU nyonye UwU that ;;w;; wives here in OwO the xDD city; -His >_> wowd UwU might bear my wealth at ^-^ any xDD time. -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. ^w^ Speak softly; UwU yondew, as I xDD think, ^.^ he wawks. - -x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE - -x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu sewf >w< chain about his neck -^w^ Which ^.^ he fowswowe UwU most monstwouswy ^-^ to have. -Good ;;w;; siw, dwaw ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to uWu me, I'll speak ^-^ to >_> him. -UwU Signyiow >w< Andphowus, I wonder >w< much -:33 That you would >w< put me ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and twoubwe; -And, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without >w< some OwO scandaw ^-^ to OwO youwsewf, -x3 With ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ and oaths OwO so ^-^ to deny -:3 This :33 chain, ;;w;; which :3 nyow you wear OwO so openly. -Beside OwO the chawge, OwO the shame, uWu impwisonment, -You ^.^ have x3 donye :33 wwong ^-^ to :3 this my >w< honyest :3 fwiend; -Who, uWu but uWu fow ^w^ staying uWu on ^-^ ouw controversy, -Had >_> hoisted sail ÚwÚ and >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ sea to-day. -:3 This >w< chain you xDD had >_> of me; can you deny it? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ÚwÚ think I >w< had; I never >_> did deny it. -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. x3 Yes, UwU that you :33 did, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and fowswowe ^.^ it ^w^ too. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Who heard me ^-^ to deny ^.^ it ^w^ ow forswear it? -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. ^.^ These ears >_> of ÚwÚ minye, :3 thou >_< knyow'st, >_> did hear thee. -;;w;; Fie uWu on ^.^ thee, ^w^ wwetch! 'tis ^-^ pity UwU that :3 thou x3 wiv'st -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk xDD whewe ^-^ any >w< honyest x3 men resort. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thou art :3 a villain ^-^ to >_< impeach me ;;w;; thus; -I'll ^w^ pwuv >_< minye uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_< minye xDD honyesty -uWu Against ÚwÚ thee presently, ^-^ if :3 thou :33 daw'st :3 stand. -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. I dare, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :33 defy ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a :3 viwwain. -^.^ [They OwO dwaw] - -x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, UwU WUCIANyA, OwO the xDD COUWTEZAN, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS - -:3 ADWIANyA. ^-^ Howd, hurt him ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow God's >w< sake! ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ mad. -uWu Some >_< get within ^w^ him, UwU take his >_< swowd away; -Bind Dromio UwU too, ÚwÚ and bear them ^-^ to my >_< house. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Wun, :3 mastew, wun; uWu fow God's :33 sake UwU take :3 a >_< house. -:3 This :3 is >w< some ^-^ pwiowy. ;;w;; In, ^w^ ow ^-^ we awe spoil'd. -^w^ _< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE ^-^ to OwO the >w< pwiowy - -x3 Entew OwO the LADY ABBESS - -^-^ ABBESS. Be :33 quiet, :33 peopwe. >w< Whewefowe UwU thwong you ^w^ hithew? -:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch my UwU poow ^.^ distwacted xDD husband ^-^ hence. ->_> Wet OwO us come ÚwÚ in, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may uWu bind him :3 fast, -And bear him UwU home uWu fow his recovery. -x3 ANGEWO. I knew ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot in his pewfect UwU wits. -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. I x3 am >_< sowwy :3 nyow UwU that I >_> did dwaw uWu on >_> him. -^-^ ABBESS. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath :3 this UwU possession held OwO the man? -:3 ADWIANyA. :3 This >_> week ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< been ;;w;; heavy, >_> souw, sad, -And >w< much diffewent ^-^ fwom OwO the man ^.^ he ^-^ was; -But ÚwÚ tiww :3 this afternoon his passion -:33 Nye'ew :33 bwake OwO into >_> extwemity >_> of xDD wage. -^-^ ABBESS. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot lost >w< much wealth uWu by :3 wweck >_> of ^-^ sea? -^w^ Buwied >w< some dear fwiend? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ewse his eye -^.^ Stway'd his xDD affection in uWu unwawfuw love? -OwO A xDD sin prevailing >w< much in youthfuw x3 men -OwO Who ^w^ give theiw eyes OwO the ;;w;; wibewty >_> of gazing. -^w^ Which >_> of ^.^ these ;;w;; sowwows :3 is ^.^ he :33 subject UwU to? -:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ To UwU nyonye >_> of :33 these, ^-^ except ^.^ it >w< be OwO the xDD wast; -^w^ Nyamewy, >w< some love UwU that >_< dwew him ^w^ oft ^-^ fwom UwU home. -^-^ ABBESS. You shouwd uWu fow UwU that ^.^ have xDD wepwehended >_> him. -:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I ÚwÚ did. -^-^ ABBESS. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot xDD wough ^w^ enyough. -:3 ADWIANyA. UwU As roughly as my x3 modesty would let >_> me. -^-^ ABBESS. :3 Hapwy in ^w^ pwivate. -:3 ADWIANyA. And in assemblies ^w^ too. -^-^ ABBESS. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^w^ enyough. -:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the >w< copy >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ confewence. -UwU In :33 bed, ^.^ he >w< swept ^.^ nyot uWu fow my urging xDD it; -^.^ At board, ^.^ he ^-^ fed ^.^ nyot uWu fow my urging xDD it; -Alone, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 subject >_> of my ^.^ theme; -UwU In ^.^ company, I >_< often >_> gwanced xDD it; -OwO Stiww >_> did I tell him ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 viwe ÚwÚ and >w< bad. -^-^ ABBESS. And thereof came ^.^ it UwU that OwO the man ÚwÚ was ^w^ mad. -The venyom OwO cwamouws >_> of :3 a x3 jeawous ^-^ woman ->w< Poisons ^-^ mowe >_> deadwy than :3 a mad uWu dog's UwU tooth. -^w^ It uWu seems his sweeps ;;w;; wewe ^.^ hind'wed uWu by >w< thy >_> waiwing, -And thereof comes ^.^ it UwU that his head :3 is >_> wight. -Thou xDD say'st his meat ÚwÚ was ^-^ sauc'd with >w< thy ^-^ upbwaidings: -;;w;; Unquiet meals ^-^ make i-iww xDD digestions; -Thereof OwO the >_< waging x3 fiwe >_> of fever x3 bwed; -And ^w^ what's :3 a fever uWu but :3 a x3 fit >_> of UwU madnyess? -Thou xDD say'st his sports ;;w;; wewe ^.^ hind'wed uWu by >w< thy ^-^ bwawws. -^.^ Sweet x3 wecweation baww'd, what doth ensue -But ^-^ moody ÚwÚ and :33 duww mewanchowy, -^.^ Kinsman ^-^ to >w< gwim ÚwÚ and uWu comfowtwess >_> despaiw, -And at xDD hew ^.^ heews :3 a huge :33 infectious >_< twoop -x3 Of OwO pawe uWu distempewatuwes ÚwÚ and :33 foes ^-^ to x3 wife? -UwU In food, in sport, ÚwÚ and xDD wife-pwesewving rest, -ÚwÚ To >w< be distuwb'd would mad ^w^ ow man ^w^ ow beast. -The consequence ;;w;; is, then, >w< thy x3 jeawous ^-^ fits -;;w;; Hath ^w^ scaw'd >w< thy xDD husband ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of UwU wits. -LUCIANA. She never xDD wepwehended him uWu but mildly, -When ^.^ he >_> demean'd ^-^ himsewf :3 wough, rude, ÚwÚ and >w< wiwdwy. -UwU Why bear you ^.^ these >_< webukes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew not? -:3 ADWIANyA. She >_> did :33 betway me ^-^ to my >_> own wepwoof. -Good ;;w;; peopwe, enter, ÚwÚ and uWu way howd uWu on >_> him. -^-^ ABBESS. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe ÚwÚ entews in my >_< house. -:3 ADWIANyA. ;;w;; Then let >_> youw ^-^ sewvants bwing my xDD husband fowth. -^-^ ABBESS. Neither; ^.^ he took :3 this place uWu fow >_> sanctuawy, -And ^.^ it uWu shaww UwU pwiviwege him ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ hands -;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him ^-^ to his xDD wits uWu again, -Ow wose my >_< wabouw in ÚwÚ assaying it. -:3 ADWIANyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ attend my xDD husband, >w< be his ^w^ nyuwse, -^.^ Diet his sicknyess, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is my >_> office, -And uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo attorney uWu but mysewf; -And OwO thewefowe let me ^.^ have him UwU home with >_> me. -^-^ ABBESS. Be patient; uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let him :33 stiw -;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have :33 us'd OwO the appwuvd :3 means I x3 have, -x3 With >_> whowesome >w< sywups, ÚwÚ dwugs, ÚwÚ and holy >_> pwayews, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> of him :3 a formal man again. -^w^ It :3 is :3 a branch ÚwÚ and uWu pawcew >_> of >_< minye ^-^ oath, -OwO A chawitabwe >_> duty >_> of my OwO owdew; -OwO Thewefowe x3 depawt, ÚwÚ and xDD weave him here with >_> me. -:3 ADWIANyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 hence ÚwÚ and xDD weave my xDD husband xDD hewe; -And i-iww ^.^ it doth beseem >_> youw ;;w;; howinyess -ÚwÚ To xDD sepawate OwO the xDD husband ÚwÚ and OwO the wife. -^-^ ABBESS. Be :33 quiet, ÚwÚ and :3 depawt; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> him. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And to :3 that ^w^ end, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww wewcome OwO you. +UwU [Beating >w< him] +:3 OFFICEW. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, be uWu patient. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyay, UwU 'tis fow ;;w;; me to be UwU patient; UwU I ^w^ am uWu in +^w^ advewsity. +:3 OFFICEW. ^-^ Good now, howd >w< thy :33 tongue. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyay, rather :33 pewsuade ^.^ him to howd :33 his ^w^ hands. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Thou whoweson, senseless :33 viwwain! +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< sensewess, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I +^w^ might nyot x3 feew x3 youw ÚwÚ bwows. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Thou awt ^-^ sensibwe uWu in >_< nyothing >_> but +ÚwÚ bwows, ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> is >w< an ass. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I ^w^ am >w< an >w< ass :33 indeed; xDD you OwO may ^-^ pwuv >w< it +^.^ by x3 my ^-^ wong 'ears. UwU I uWu have OwO sewved ^.^ him from x3 the >_> houw of x3 my +:3 nyativity to ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ instant, ÚwÚ and uWu have >_< nyothing uWu at :33 his ^.^ hands fow +x3 my OwO sewvice >_> but ÚwÚ bwows. x3 When UwU I ^w^ am UwU cowd ^.^ he xDD heats ;;w;; me with +xDD beating; when UwU I ^w^ am wawm ^.^ he UwU coows ;;w;; me with >_> beating. UwU I ^w^ am +>_< wak'd with >w< it when UwU I ^w^ sweep; >_> wais'd with >w< it when UwU I ^.^ sit; driven +x3 out of x3 doows with >w< it when UwU I OwO go from ÚwÚ home; welcom'd ^.^ home +with >w< it when UwU I OwO wetuwn; x3 nyay, UwU I UwU beaw >w< it on x3 my ^w^ shouwdews >_< as +beggar UwU wont her bwat; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_< think, when ^.^ he hath wam'd uWu me, +UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ beg with >w< it from doow to UwU doow. + +Entew x3 ADWIANyA, x3 WUCIANyA, x3 the uWu COUWTEZAN, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO SCHOOWMASTEW +^w^ caww'd ^w^ PINCH + +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Come, OwO go along; x3 my >w< wife >_> is xDD coming ^.^ yondew. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Mistwess, 'respice :3 finyem,' wespect x3 youw ^w^ end; ow +UwU wathew, to >w< pwophesy ^.^ wike x3 the parrot, :33 'Bewawe x3 the >w< wope's-end.' +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou still talk? +UwU [Beating >w< him] +COUWTEZAN. How >_> say xDD you ^.^ nyow? Is nyot x3 youw :33 husband uWu mad? +ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ His OwO inciviwity confirms nyo :3 wess. +^-^ Good uWu Doctow UwU Pinch, xDD you OwO awe :3 a conjurer: +Estabwish ^.^ him uWu in :33 his true sense OwO again, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww uWu pwease xDD you >_> what xDD you xDD wiww >_> demand. +:33 WUCIANyA. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how fiery ÚwÚ and >w< how ^-^ shawp ^.^ he OwO wooks! +COUWTEZAN. >_> Mawk >w< how ^.^ he trembles uWu in :33 his ^.^ ecstasy. +UwU PINCH. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me x3 feew x3 youw ^-^ puwse. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my uWu hand, ÚwÚ and wet >w< it x3 feew x3 youw :3 eaw. +>_< [Stwiking >w< him] +UwU PINCH. UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, Satan, ÚwÚ hous'd within ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, +;;w;; To yield >w< possession to x3 my >w< howy pwayews, +xDD And to >w< thy >w< state of >w< dawknyess hie uWu thee stwaight. +UwU I x3 conjuwe uWu thee ^.^ by aww x3 the ^-^ saints uWu in UwU heaven. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. uWu Peace, >_< doting ^w^ wizawd, peace! UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> mad. +ADWIANyA. >_< O, :3 that xDD thou OwO wewt >_> nyot, poor distwessed souw! +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> You ÚwÚ minyion, UwU you, OwO awe these x3 youw uWu customews? +Did ÚwÚ this >_< companyion with x3 the x3 saffwon OwO face +>_< Wevew ÚwÚ and >_> feast >w< it uWu at x3 my ;;w;; house uWu to-day, +Whilst ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me x3 the guiwty x3 doows :3 wewe ^w^ shut, +xDD And UwU I >w< denyied to enter uWu in x3 my >_> house? +ADWIANyA. x3 O ^.^ husband, ^w^ God xDD doth ^.^ knyow xDD you ÚwÚ din'd uWu at ^.^ home, +Whewe ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had >w< wemain'd ÚwÚ untiw ÚwÚ this time, +Fwee from these UwU swandews ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this open x3 shame! +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. uWu Din'd uWu at x3 home! ^.^ Thou villain, >_> what sayest thou? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU Siw, :33 Sooth to say, xDD you uWu did nyot ÚwÚ dinye uWu at >_> home. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Wewe nyot x3 my x3 doows :3 wock'd x3 up ÚwÚ and UwU I shut out? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ Pewdie, x3 youw x3 doows :3 wewe :3 wock'd ÚwÚ and xDD you shut OwO out. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And uWu did nyot ^.^ she herself :3 weviwe ;;w;; me OwO thewe? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. x3 Sans UwU fabwe, ^.^ she herself ÚwÚ weviw'd xDD you :33 thewe. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Did nyot her x3 kitchen-maid ^.^ waiw, taunt, ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown me? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO Cewtes, ^.^ she ^.^ did; x3 the OwO kitchen-vestaw >_< scown'd OwO you. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And uWu did nyot UwU I uWu in xDD wage ÚwÚ depawt from :3 thence? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ In verity, xDD you ^.^ did. OwO My bones UwU beaw ^.^ witnyess, +:33 That xDD since uWu have UwU fewt x3 the >_< vigouw of :33 his x3 wage. +ADWIANyA. ^-^ Is't ÚwÚ good to x3 soothe ^.^ him uWu in these contraries? +UwU PINCH. ^.^ It >_> is nyo OwO shame; x3 the fewwow ÚwÚ finds :33 his ^-^ vein, +^.^ And, yiewding to :3 him, humours weww :33 his fwenzy. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >_< subown'd x3 the gowdsmith to ;;w;; awwest x3 me. +ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I sent xDD you monyey to xDD wedeem UwU you, +^-^ By Dromio UwU hewe, who ^-^ came uWu in ^.^ haste fow :3 it. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Money ^.^ by me! Heart ÚwÚ and ;;w;; goodwiww xDD you xDD might, +OwO But UwU suwewy, ^.^ mastew, nyot :3 a rag of money. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Went'st nyot xDD thou to her fow >_< puwse of xDD ducats? +ADWIANyA. >w< He ^-^ came to uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 dewivew'd :3 it. +:33 WUCIANyA. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >_> witnyess with her :3 that ^.^ she ^.^ did. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 the rope-maker UwU beaw ;;w;; me >_> witnyess +:33 That UwU I UwU was sent fow >_< nyothing >_> but :3 a ;;w;; wope! +UwU PINCH. Mistwess, both x3 man ÚwÚ and >_< mastew >_> is possess'd; +UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it ^.^ by uWu theiw pawe ÚwÚ and deadwy OwO wooks. +^-^ They ^w^ must be xDD bound, ÚwÚ and laid uWu in x3 some dark uWu woom. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Say, ^-^ whewefowe :33 didst xDD thou OwO wock ;;w;; me fowth >w< to-day? +xDD And >w< why dost xDD thou UwU deny x3 the ^-^ bag of UwU gowd? +ADWIANyA. UwU I uWu did >_> nyot, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ husband, OwO wock uWu thee forth. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ And, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ mastew, UwU I weceiv'd nyo x3 gowd; +OwO But UwU I >_> confess, ^w^ siw, :3 that ^.^ we :3 wewe :3 wock'd OwO out. +ADWIANyA. ^.^ Dissembwing villain, xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st UwU fawse uWu in xDD both. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Dissembwing harlot, xDD thou awt UwU fawse uWu in all, +xDD And awt >_< confedewate with :3 a uWu damnyed OwO pack +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a woathsome abject ^w^ scown of OwO me; +OwO But with these >_< nyaiws I'll pluck x3 out these UwU fawse eyes +:33 That ^.^ wouwd behowd uWu in ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this >_> shamefuw ;;w;; spowt. +ADWIANyA. >_< O, bind :3 him, bind him; wet ^.^ him nyot come nyeaw x3 me. +UwU PINCH. uWu Mowe ;;w;; company! uWu The >_< fiend >_> is >w< stwong within ^.^ him. + +Entew >w< thwee ow >w< fouw, ÚwÚ and offer to bind ^.^ him. >w< He :3 stwives + +:33 WUCIANyA. uWu Ay uWu me, poor ^w^ man, >w< how pawe ÚwÚ and wan ^.^ he OwO wooks! +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. What, xDD wiww xDD you murder me? ^.^ Thou UwU gaowew, UwU thou, +UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy ^w^ pwisonyew. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou suffew them +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a ^.^ wescue? +:3 OFFICEW. Masters, wet ^.^ him go; +>w< He >_> is x3 my pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww nyot uWu have ^.^ him. +UwU PINCH. Go bind ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, fow ^.^ he >_> is frantic UwU too. +^w^ [They bind DROMIO] +ADWIANyA. >_> What wiwt xDD thou UwU do, xDD thou >_> peevish ÚwÚ officew? +Hast xDD thou delight to >_> see :3 a wwetched x3 man +Do outrage ÚwÚ and >_< dispweasuwe to :33 himsewf? +:3 OFFICEW. >w< He >_> is x3 my prisoner; >_> if UwU I wet ^.^ him x3 go, +uWu The >_> debt ^.^ he >_> owes xDD wiww be requir'd of x3 me. +ADWIANyA. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge uWu thee ere UwU I OwO go from ÚwÚ thee; +ÚwÚ Beaw ;;w;; me ÚwÚ fowthwith >w< unto :33 his :3 cweditow, +^.^ And, x3 knyowing >w< how x3 the >_> debt >_> gwows, UwU I xDD wiww x3 pay :3 it. +^-^ Good >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, >_> see ^.^ him >_< safe ;;w;; convey'd +x3 Home to x3 my ÚwÚ house. x3 O UwU most xDD unhappy ^.^ day! +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. x3 O UwU most xDD unhappy stwumpet! +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ Mastew, UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe ^w^ ent'wed uWu in :3 bond fow OwO you. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU Out on ÚwÚ thee, OwO viwwian! ÚwÚ Whewefowe +dost xDD thou ^-^ mad me? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Will xDD you be bound fow nyothing? +^w^ Be mad, ÚwÚ good mastew; cwy 'The ^w^ deviw!' +:33 WUCIANyA. ^w^ God hewp, poor souws, >w< how idly UwU do ;;w;; they :33 tawk! +ADWIANyA. Go UwU beaw ^.^ him x3 hence. x3 Sistew, OwO go xDD you with x3 me. +_> but x3 ADWIANyA, x3 WUCIANyA, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and x3 COUWTEZAN +x3 Say now, x3 whose >_> suit >_> is ^.^ he awwested at? +:3 OFFICEW. x3 Onye ^w^ Angewo, :3 a x3 gowdsmith; UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow him? +ADWIANyA. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the man. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< sum ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes? +:3 OFFICEW. Two :3 hundwed xDD ducats. +ADWIANyA. Say, >w< how gwows >w< it :3 due? +:3 OFFICEW. >_> Due fow :3 a uWu chain x3 youw :33 husband xDD had of ^.^ him. +ADWIANyA. >w< He uWu did >_< bespeak :3 a uWu chain fow uWu me, >_> but xDD had >w< it not. +COUWTEZAN. x3 When >_< as x3 youw ^.^ husband, aww uWu in rage, ^w^ to-day +>_< Came to x3 my house, ÚwÚ and >_> took OwO away x3 my x3 wing- +uWu The OwO wing UwU I saw ;;w;; upon :33 his finger x3 nyow- +UwU Stwaight ÚwÚ aftew uWu did UwU I :3 meet ^.^ him with :3 a chain. +ADWIANyA. ^.^ It OwO may be >_> so, >_> but UwU I uWu did >_< nyevew >_> see :3 it. +^.^ Come, UwU gaowew, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me :3 whewe x3 the gowdsmith is; +UwU I ^-^ wong to ^.^ knyow x3 the uWu twuth ^-^ heweof uWu at >_> wawge. + +Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, with :33 his rapier x3 dwawn, ÚwÚ and +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. + +:33 WUCIANyA. :33 God, fow >w< thy mercy! ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; woose ;;w;; again. +ADWIANyA. xDD And come with nyaked :3 swowds. +:3 Wet's caww ^.^ mowe OwO hewp to uWu have them bound ;;w;; again. +:3 OFFICEW. :33 Away, they'ww OwO kiww ÚwÚ us! +_> but :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as OwO may be, frighted +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I >_> see these :3 witches OwO awe :33 afwaid of :3 swowds. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 She :3 that ^.^ wouwd be x3 youw >w< wife nyow wan from OwO you. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Come to x3 the Centaur; :3 fetch UwU ouw ^w^ stuff from ^w^ thence. +UwU I ^-^ wong :3 that ^.^ we :3 wewe >_< safe ÚwÚ and >_> sound UwU aboawd. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Faith, xDD stay OwO hewe ÚwÚ this ^w^ nyight; ;;w;; they xDD wiww +x3 suwewy UwU do >_> us nyo harm; xDD you saw ;;w;; they speak >_> us faiw, UwU give >_> us +x3 gowd; uWu methinks ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD such :3 a ^-^ gentwe nation :3 that, >_> but fow +x3 the OwO mountain of ^-^ mad >w< fwesh :3 that claims ^.^ mawwiage of uWu me, +couwd find uWu in x3 my >_< heawt to xDD stay OwO hewe still ÚwÚ and turn witch. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD stay ^.^ to-nyight fow aww x3 the xDD town; +Therefore away, to get UwU ouw ^w^ stuff UwU aboawd. +w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 + +^-^ A :3 stweet >w< befowe :3 a >_> pwiowy + +Entew ^w^ SECOND >w< MEWCHANT ÚwÚ and ANGEWO + +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I uWu have hind'red uWu you; +OwO But UwU I ^w^ pwotest ^.^ he xDD had x3 the uWu chain of uWu me, +;;w;; Though UwU most OwO dishonyestwy ^.^ he xDD doth UwU deny :3 it. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. How >_> is x3 the x3 man esteem'd OwO hewe uWu in x3 the ^-^ city? +OwO ANGEWO. Of xDD vewy reverend weputation, ^w^ siw, +Of cwedit infinite, ;;w;; highwy bewov'd, +^w^ Second to >_< nyonye :3 that ;;w;; wives OwO hewe uWu in x3 the >_> city; +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; wowd ^w^ might UwU beaw x3 my weawth uWu at xDD any uWu time. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ^w^ Speak ^w^ softwy; :33 yondew, >_< as UwU I >_< think, ^.^ he wawks. + +Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE + +OwO ANGEWO. 'Tis so; ÚwÚ and :3 that self uWu chain about :33 his x3 nyeck +>_< Which ^.^ he fowswowe UwU most monstrously to :3 have. +^-^ Good ^w^ siw, dwaw nyeaw to uWu me, I'll speak to ^.^ him. +:33 Signyiow :33 Andphowus, UwU I wonder much +:33 That xDD you ^.^ wouwd put ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoubwe; +^.^ And, nyot ^-^ without x3 some OwO scandaw to yourself, +With circumstance ÚwÚ and >w< oaths UwU so to UwU deny +This ^w^ chain, which nyow xDD you ^-^ weaw UwU so openwy. +ÚwÚ Beside x3 the charge, x3 the UwU shame, ^w^ impwisonment, +>_> You uWu have donye wrong to ÚwÚ this x3 my xDD honyest fwiend; +UwU Who, >_> but fow ^.^ staying on UwU ouw controversy, +xDD Had hoisted saiw ÚwÚ and put to sea ^w^ to-day. +This uWu chain xDD you xDD had of OwO me; ^.^ can xDD you UwU deny :33 it? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I think UwU I uWu had; UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did UwU deny :3 it. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. Yes, :3 that xDD you ^-^ did, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and fowswowe >w< it UwU too. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Who heard ;;w;; me to UwU deny >w< it ow >w< fowsweaw :33 it? +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ;;w;; These OwO eaws of >_> minye, xDD thou >_> knyow'st, uWu did hear thee. +>w< Fie on ÚwÚ thee, OwO wwetch! UwU 'tis pity :3 that xDD thou x3 wiv'st +;;w;; To UwU wawk :3 whewe xDD any xDD honyest ;;w;; men resort. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a viwwain to x3 impeach ;;w;; me ^.^ thus; +I'll ^-^ pwuv >_< minye honour ÚwÚ and >_< minye honesty +^w^ Against uWu thee pwesentwy, >_> if xDD thou ^w^ daw'st ^.^ stand. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. UwU I x3 dawe, ÚwÚ and UwU do ^.^ defy uWu thee fow :3 a villain. +^w^ [They draw] + +Entew x3 ADWIANyA, x3 WUCIANyA, x3 the uWu COUWTEZAN, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS + +ADWIANyA. UwU Howd, ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ him >_> nyot, fow >_> God's uWu sake! >w< He >_> is >_> mad. +;;w;; Some get within :3 him, OwO take :33 his xDD swowd :3 away; +Bind Dromio :3 too, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw them to x3 my ÚwÚ house. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Run, ^.^ mastew, run; fow >_> God's ÚwÚ sake OwO take :3 a ÚwÚ house. +This >_> is x3 some pwiowy. ÚwÚ In, ow ^.^ we OwO awe >w< spoiw'd. +_> pwiowy + +Entew x3 the :3 WADY ^-^ ABBESS + +ABBESS. ^w^ Be ^w^ quiet, ^-^ peopwe. ÚwÚ Whewefowe :33 thwong xDD you uWu hithew? +ADWIANyA. ;;w;; To :3 fetch x3 my poor distracted :33 husband x3 hence. +Let >_> us come x3 in, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may bind ^.^ him OwO fast, +xDD And UwU beaw ^.^ him ^.^ home fow :33 his OwO wecuvwy. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ he UwU was nyot uWu in :33 his :3 pewfect wits. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy nyow :3 that UwU I uWu did dwaw on ^.^ him. +ABBESS. How ^-^ wong hath ÚwÚ this >w< possession hewd x3 the man? +ADWIANyA. This >_< week ^.^ he hath :33 been >_< heavy, sour, :3 sad, +xDD And much different from x3 the x3 man ^.^ he OwO was; +OwO But >w< tiww ÚwÚ this >_< aftewnyoon :33 his passion +Nye'ew bwake x3 into extremity of x3 wage. +ABBESS. >_< Hath ^.^ he nyot wost much weawth ^.^ by wreck of ^-^ sea? +Buried x3 some uWu deaw >w< fwiend? >_< Hath nyot >_> ewse :33 his ^w^ eye +Stray'd :33 his :3 affection uWu in unwawfuw love? +^-^ A x3 sin prevailing much uWu in youthfuw ;;w;; men +Who UwU give uWu theiw eyes x3 the ^w^ wibewty of >_< gazing. +>_< Which of these ^w^ sowwows >_> is ^.^ he x3 subject to? +ADWIANyA. ;;w;; To >_< nyonye of OwO these, :33 except >w< it be x3 the last; +uWu Nyamewy, x3 some wuv :3 that >w< dwew ^.^ him ;;w;; oft from >_> home. +ABBESS. >_> You >_> shouwd fow :3 that uWu have reprehended ^.^ him. +ADWIANyA. Why, UwU so UwU I ^.^ did. +ABBESS. Ay, >_> but nyot OwO wough enyough. +ADWIANyA. ;;w;; As roughly >_< as x3 my ÚwÚ modesty ^.^ wouwd wet x3 me. +ABBESS. Haply uWu in >_> pwivate. +ADWIANyA. xDD And uWu in assemblies UwU too. +ABBESS. Ay, >_> but nyot enyough. +ADWIANyA. ^.^ It UwU was x3 the copy of UwU ouw conference. +^w^ In ^.^ bed, ^.^ he slept nyot fow x3 my ÚwÚ uwging uWu it; +At board, ^.^ he ÚwÚ fed nyot fow x3 my ÚwÚ uwging uWu it; +Awonye, >w< it UwU was x3 the x3 subject of x3 my >w< theme; +^w^ In xDD company, UwU I often glanced uWu it; +UwU Stiww uWu did UwU I tell ^.^ him >w< it UwU was ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and bad. +ABBESS. xDD And thereof ^-^ came >w< it :3 that x3 the x3 man UwU was >_> mad. +uWu The ;;w;; venyom clamours of :3 a jealous OwO woman +Poisons ^.^ mowe deadwy than :3 a ^-^ mad :3 dog's xDD tooth. +^.^ It ;;w;; seems :33 his sweeps :3 wewe hind'red ^.^ by >w< thy railing, +xDD And thereof x3 comes >w< it :3 that :33 his >_> head >_> is light. +^.^ Thou say'st :33 his :3 meat UwU was :33 sauc'd with >w< thy upbwaidings: +x3 Unquiet ^w^ meaws >_< make :33 iww digestions; +uWu Theweof x3 the waging fire of x3 fevew ^.^ bwed; +xDD And UwU what's :3 a x3 fevew >_> but :3 a ;;w;; fit of madness? +^.^ Thou say'st :33 his ÚwÚ spowts :3 wewe hind'red ^.^ by >w< thy bwawws. +ÚwÚ Sweet recreation ^w^ baww'd, >_> what xDD doth ensue +OwO But moody ÚwÚ and dull UwU mewanchowy, +Kinsman to gwim ÚwÚ and comfowtwess ÚwÚ despaiw, +xDD And uWu at her heels :3 a >_> huge xDD infectious troop +Of pawe x3 distempewatuwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ foes to :33 wife? +^w^ In ^w^ food, uWu in sport, ÚwÚ and :3 wife-pwesewving ^-^ west, +;;w;; To be distuwb'd ^.^ wouwd ^-^ mad ow x3 man ow beast. +uWu The >_> consequence ;;w;; is, >w< then, >w< thy jealous ^w^ fits +>_< Hath x3 scaw'd >w< thy :33 husband from x3 the use of wits. +:33 WUCIANyA. :33 She >_< nyevew reprehended ^.^ him >_> but ÚwÚ miwdwy, +x3 When ^.^ he OwO demean'd >_< himsewf wough, OwO wude, ÚwÚ and uWu wiwdwy. +Why UwU beaw xDD you these rebukes, ÚwÚ and answew ^w^ nyot? +ADWIANyA. :33 She uWu did ÚwÚ betway ;;w;; me to x3 my UwU own reproof. +^-^ Good >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ entew, ÚwÚ and uWu way howd on ^.^ him. +ABBESS. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a creature ;;w;; entews uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ house. +ADWIANyA. UwU Then wet x3 youw :3 sewvants ;;w;; bwing x3 my :33 husband forth. +ABBESS. :3 Nyeithew; ^.^ he >_> took ÚwÚ this :33 pwace fow ^w^ sanctuawy, +xDD And >w< it UwU shaww OwO pwiviwege ^.^ him from x3 youw ^.^ hands +Tiww UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ him to :33 his :33 wits OwO again, +:33 Ow wose x3 my labour uWu in assaying :3 it. +ADWIANyA. UwU I xDD wiww >_< attend x3 my ^.^ husband, be :33 his xDD nyuwse, +xDD Diet :33 his :3 sicknyess, fow >w< it >_> is x3 my office, +xDD And xDD wiww uWu have nyo ^.^ attownyey >_> but >_< mysewf; +xDD And >_< thewefowe wet ;;w;; me uWu have ^.^ him ^.^ home with x3 me. +ABBESS. ^w^ Be UwU patient; fow UwU I xDD wiww nyot wet ^.^ him stir +Tiww UwU I uWu have ;;w;; us'd x3 the appwuvd means UwU I have, +With whowesome syrups, dwugs, ÚwÚ and >w< howy pwayews, +;;w;; To >_< make of ^.^ him :3 a formal x3 man ;;w;; again. +^.^ It >_> is :3 a branch ÚwÚ and parcel of >_< minye ;;w;; oath, +^-^ A x3 chawitabwe >_> duty of x3 my ;;w;; owdew; +Therefore depart, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^.^ him OwO hewe with x3 me. +ADWIANyA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >w< hence ÚwÚ and OwO weave x3 my :33 husband ^.^ hewe; +xDD And :33 iww >w< it xDD doth >_> beseem x3 youw howinyess +;;w;; To separate x3 the :33 husband ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 wife. +ABBESS. ^w^ Be ^w^ quiet, ÚwÚ and uWu depawt; xDD thou shalt nyot uWu have ^.^ him. ;;w;; _> of :3 this ^-^ indignyity. -:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Come, ^.^ go; I uWu wiww ^-^ faww ;;w;; pwostwate at his OwO feet, -And never xDD wise xDD untiw my ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwayews ->_< Have xDD won his OwO Gwace ^-^ to come in person UwU hithew -And UwU take ÚwÚ pewfowce my xDD husband ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Abbess. -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. By this, I xDD think, OwO the >w< diaw OwO points at OwO five; -^-^ Anyon, ^-^ I'm ;;w;; suwe, OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ himsewf in person -x3 Comes :3 this uWu way ^-^ to OwO the >_> mewanchowy vawe, -The place >_> of death ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy OwO execution, -^-^ Behind OwO the ^-^ ditches >_> of OwO the abbey here. -x3 ANGEWO. :3 Upon what cause? -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 a OwO wevewend Syracusian merchant, -OwO Who >w< put unwuckiwy OwO into :3 this :33 bay -uWu Against OwO the ^-^ waws ÚwÚ and :33 statutes >_> of :3 this ;;w;; town, -^-^ Beheaded x3 pubwicwy uWu fow his >_> offence. -x3 ANGEWO. ^w^ See xDD whewe uWu they x3 come; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< behowd his :33 death. -LUCIANA. >_< Knyeew ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke before ^.^ he xDD pass OwO the abbey. - -x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; DUKE, attended; OwO AEGEON, baweheaded; -with OwO the HEADSMAN ÚwÚ and uWu othew OFFICEWS - -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Yet UwU once UwU again :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it x3 pubwicwy, ->w< If ^-^ any fwiend uWu wiww pay OwO the sum uWu fow ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ die; OwO so >w< much ^-^ we >w< tendew >_> him. -:3 ADWIANyA. UwU Justice, UwU most xDD sacwed Duke, x3 against OwO the ^w^ Abbess! -ÚwÚ DUKE. She :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO wevewend lady; -^w^ It cannyot >w< be UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 donye ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wwong. -:3 ADWIANyA. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, Antiphowus, my xDD husband, -OwO Who I :3 made lord >_> of me ÚwÚ and >w< aww I xDD had -^.^ At >_> youw ÚwÚ impowtant uWu wettews-this i-iww :3 day -OwO A UwU most ÚwÚ outwageous x3 fit >_> of UwU madnyess took ^w^ him, -:33 That uWu desp'watewy ^.^ he huwwied OwO thwough OwO the street, -x3 With him his OwO bondman >w< aww as mad as >_< he, -Doing xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to OwO the xDD citizens -By ÚwÚ wushing in theiw ^w^ houses, beawing ^.^ thence -Rings, jewews, ^w^ anything his ;;w;; wage >_> did like. ->w< Once >_> did I >_< get him bound ÚwÚ and x3 sent him home, ->w< Whiwst ^-^ to UwU take owdew uWu fow OwO the ^-^ wwongs I went, -:33 That here ÚwÚ and there his :3 fuwy xDD had uWu committed. -^-^ Anyon, I ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot uWu by what >w< stwong UwU escape, -ÚwÚ He x3 bwoke ^-^ fwom x3 those UwU that xDD had OwO the guawd >_> of ^w^ him, -And with his mad :33 attendant ÚwÚ and himself, ->_> Each ^-^ onye with ireful :3 passion, with :33 dwawn uWu swowds, ->w< Met OwO us UwU again :3 and, :3 madwy bent uWu on >w< us, -ÚwÚ Chas'd OwO us away; :33 tiww, raising >_> of ^-^ mowe ^-^ aid, -We came UwU again ^-^ to uWu bind ^.^ them. ;;w;; Then uWu they xDD fwed -x3 Into :3 this >_< abbey, :33 whithew ^-^ we ;;w;; puwsu'd them; -And here OwO the x3 Abbess shuts OwO the ^w^ gates uWu on >w< us, -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot suffer OwO us ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch him out, -Nyow ^-^ send him :3 fowth UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may bear him ^-^ hence. -:33 Thewefowe, UwU most >_< gwacious Duke, with >w< thy xDD command ->_> Wet him >w< be ^w^ bwought :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bownye x3 hence uWu fow uWu hewp. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Wong >_< since >w< thy xDD husband sewv'd me in my ^w^ waws, -And I ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ engag'd :3 a >w< pwince's ;;w;; wowd, -When :3 thou didst ^-^ make him ^w^ mastew >_> of >w< thy :33 bed, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him >w< aww OwO the OwO gwace ÚwÚ and good I uWu couwd. -Go, >w< some >_> of you, xDD knyock at OwO the abbey gate, -And ;;w;; bid OwO the OwO Wady x3 Abbess come ^-^ to uWu me, -I uWu wiww xDD detewminye :3 this before I ÚwÚ stiw. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. :3 O mistress, mistress, ÚwÚ shift ÚwÚ and :33 save youwsewf! -UwU My ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and his man awe uWu both x3 bwoke woose, -x3 Beaten OwO the xDD maids >_> a-wow ÚwÚ and bound OwO the doctor, -uWu Whose beard uWu they ^.^ have ;;w;; sing'd x3 off with bwands >_> of uWu fiwe; -And x3 evew, as ^.^ it bwaz'd, uWu they >w< thwew uWu on him -Great pails >_> of ÚwÚ puddwed UwU miwe ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench OwO the haiw. -UwU My ^w^ mastew ^.^ pweaches >_< patience ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< whiwe -His man with xDD scissows nicks him >_< wike :3 a OwO foow; -And ;;w;; suwe, unwess you ^-^ send >w< some ÚwÚ pwesent help, ->w< Between them uWu they uWu wiww :33 kiww OwO the ;;w;; conjuwew. -:3 ADWIANyA. Peace, foow! >w< thy ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and his man awe ;;w;; hewe, -And UwU that :3 is false :3 thou OwO dost wepowt ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -MESSENGEW. Mistwess, x3 upon my xDD wife, I tell you true; -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot breath'd ^w^ awmost >_< since I >_> did UwU see it. -ÚwÚ He x3 cwies uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and xDD vows, ^-^ if ^.^ he can UwU take you, -ÚwÚ To scorch >_> youw ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to disfiguwe you. -:3 [Cwy ^w^ within] -Hawk, x3 hawk, I hear ^w^ him, UwU mistwess; fly, >w< be uWu gonye! -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Come, ^.^ stand uWu by me; ;;w;; feaw nothing. Guard with uWu hawbewds. -:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Ay uWu me, ^.^ it :3 is my ^w^ husband! >_> Witnyess you -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ bownye about invisible. ->_< Even :3 nyow ^-^ we :3 hous'd him in OwO the abbey ;;w;; hewe, -And :3 nyow :33 he's there, ÚwÚ past ^w^ thought >_> of human reason. - -x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS uWu OFEPHESUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO uWu OFEPHESUS - -ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. UwU Justice, UwU most >_< gwacious Duke; :33 O, gwant me >_> justice! ->_< Even uWu fow OwO the service UwU that wong >_< since I >_> did ^.^ thee, -When I bestrid ÚwÚ thee in OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and took -^-^ Deep ;;w;; scaws ^-^ to :33 save >w< thy life; x3 even uWu fow OwO the UwU bwood -:33 That then I lost uWu fow ^.^ thee, :3 nyow gwant me :33 justice. -:33 AEGEON. >_< Unwess OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of death doth ^-^ make me dote, -I UwU see my :3 son Antiphowus, ÚwÚ and >_< Dwomio. -ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. UwU Justice, ^w^ sweet Pwince, x3 against UwU that ^-^ woman ;;w;; thewe! -She xDD whom :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st ^-^ to me ^-^ to >w< be my xDD wife, -:33 That ;;w;; hath UwU abused ÚwÚ and ^.^ dishonyouwed me ->_< Even in OwO the OwO stwength ÚwÚ and >_< height >_> of OwO injuwy. -Beyond ^.^ imaginyation :3 is OwO the :33 wwong -:33 That ^.^ she :3 this :3 day ;;w;; hath shamewess ^-^ thwown uWu on >_> me. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Discover ;;w;; how, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt find me :3 just. -ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. :3 This day, gweat Duke, ^.^ she OwO shut OwO the :33 doows x3 upon uWu me, -OwO Whiwe ^.^ she with ^w^ hawwots :33 feasted in my >_< house. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A grievous fault. Say, woman, didst :3 thou so? -:3 ADWIANyA. No, my good :33 wowd. OwO Mysewf, >_< he, ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; sistew, -uWu To-day >_> did uWu dinye >w< togethew. ^w^ So befall my ^w^ souw -UwU As :3 this :3 is false ^.^ he x3 buwdens me uWu withaw! -LUCIANA. :33 Nye'ew ^-^ may I ÚwÚ wook uWu on :3 day :3 nyow ;;w;; sweep uWu on night -But ^.^ she uWu tewws ^-^ to >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ twuth! -x3 ANGEWO. :3 O pefwuw'd woman! ^.^ They awe uWu both ^-^ fowswown. -UwU In :3 this OwO the >_< madman justly chargeth ^.^ them. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU My UwU wiege, I x3 am advised what I ^w^ say; -ÚwÚ Nyeithew disturbed with OwO the :33 effect >_> of winye, -Nyow heady-wash, provok'd with >_< waging :33 iwe, -:33 Awbeit my ^-^ wwongs UwU might ^-^ make ^-^ onye uWu wisew ^w^ mad. -:3 This ^-^ woman wock'd me >_< out :3 this :3 day ^-^ fwom xDD dinnyew; -:33 That UwU gowdsmith there, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_< pack'd with UwU hew, -Could witness it, uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was with me then; -OwO Who x3 pawted with me ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ fetch :3 a :33 chain, -Promising ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_> Powpentinye, -:3 Whewe ^.^ Bawthazaw ÚwÚ and I >_> did uWu dinye >w< togethew. -Our ;;w;; dinnyew >_< donye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ nyot UwU coming :33 thithew, -I went ^-^ to >w< seek >_> him. UwU In OwO the uWu stweet I met ^w^ him, -And in his >_> company UwU that gentleman. -Thewe >_> did :3 this :33 pewjuw'd UwU gowdsmith uWu sweaw me ;;w;; down -:33 That I :3 this :3 day >_> of him receiv'd OwO the :33 chain, ->w< Which, :3 God ^.^ he knows, I ^-^ saw not; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which -ÚwÚ He >_> did arrest me with OwO an uWu officew. -I >_> did uWu obey, ÚwÚ and x3 sent my >_> peasant UwU home ->_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ducats; ^.^ he with UwU nyonye ;;w;; wetuwn'd. -;;w;; Then ^w^ faiwwy I UwU bespoke OwO the ^w^ officew -ÚwÚ To >w< go in person with me ^-^ to my >_< house. -By th' uWu way ^-^ we met my xDD wife, xDD hew ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and :3 a rabble ^-^ mowe -x3 Of :3 viwe confederates. >_< Awong with them -^.^ They ^w^ bwought ^-^ onye ^.^ Pinch, :3 a x3 hungwy lean-fac'd viwwain, -OwO A mere anyatomy, :3 a >_< mountebank, -OwO A OwO thweadbawe juggler, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu fowtunye-tewwew, -OwO A :3 nyeedy, hollow-ey'd, sharp-looking >_< wwetch, -OwO A :3 wiving UwU dead xDD man. :3 This pernicious slave, -ÚwÚ Fowsooth, took uWu on him as :3 a ^-^ conjuwew, -And UwU gazing in >_< minye >_> eyes, feeling my pulse, -And with nyo ;;w;; face, as >_> 'twewe, :33 outfacing uWu me, -^.^ Cwies >_< out I ÚwÚ was >w< possess'd. ;;w;; Then >w< aww >_> togethew -^.^ They feww x3 upon uWu me, bound uWu me, ^-^ bowe me >_< thence, -And in :3 a dark ÚwÚ and dankish ;;w;; vauwt at UwU home -Thewe weft me ÚwÚ and my man, uWu both bound >_< togethew; -OwO Tiww, ÚwÚ gnyawing with my UwU teeth my ÚwÚ bonds in ^-^ sundew, -I xDD gain'd my freedom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ immediatewy -Ran UwU hithew ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Gwace; xDD whom I uWu beseech -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me uWu ampwe satisfaction ->_< Fow ^.^ these ^-^ deep uWu shames ÚwÚ and gweat :33 indignyities. -x3 ANGEWO. UwU My lord, in truth, ;;w;; thus :3 faw I witness with ^w^ him, -:33 That ^.^ he din'd ^.^ nyot at home, uWu but ÚwÚ was wock'd >_< out. -ÚwÚ DUKE. But xDD had ^.^ he such :3 a >w< chain >_> of ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow nyo? -x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ He ^-^ had, my lord, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he ÚwÚ wan in ;;w;; hewe, -^.^ These ^w^ peopwe ^-^ saw OwO the >w< chain about his ÚwÚ nyeck. -x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. UwU Besides, I uWu wiww >w< be sworn ^.^ these ears >_> of >_< minye -Heard you x3 confess you xDD had OwO the >w< chain >_> of ^w^ him, -:33 Aftew you ^.^ fiwst fowswowe ^.^ it uWu on OwO the xDD mawt; -And ^-^ theweupon I >_< dwew my >_< swowd uWu on you, -And then you xDD fwed OwO into :3 this abbey ;;w;; hewe, -From whence, I xDD think, you awe come uWu by miracle. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I never came within ^.^ these abbey wawws, -Nyow >w< evew didst :3 thou dwaw >w< thy >_< swowd uWu on me; -I never ^-^ saw OwO the :33 chain, OwO so ^w^ hewp me UwU Heaven! -And :3 this :3 is false you >_> buwden me :3 withaw. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, what OwO an OwO intwicate >_< impeach :3 is x3 this! -I ÚwÚ think you >w< aww ^.^ have dwunk >_> of UwU Ciwce's >_< cup. ->w< If here you :3 hous'd ^w^ him, here ^.^ he would ^.^ have uWu been; ->w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_< mad, ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >w< pwead OwO so uWu cowdwy. -You uWu say ^.^ he din'd at UwU home: OwO the UwU gowdsmith here -UwU Denyies UwU that UwU saying. Sirrah, what uWu say you? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Siw, ^.^ he din'd with xDD hew there, at OwO the ^.^ Powpentinye. ->_> COUWTEZAN. ÚwÚ He did; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom my fingew >_> snyatch'd UwU that OwO wing. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ 'Tis true, my liege; :3 this ring I xDD had >_> of :3 hew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Saw'st :3 thou him ÚwÚ entew at OwO the abbey hewe? ->_> COUWTEZAN. UwU As ;;w;; suwe, my UwU wiege, as I ^-^ do UwU see >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :33 stwange. uWu Go caww OwO the x3 Abbess hithew. -I ÚwÚ think you awe >w< aww OwO mated ^w^ ow :33 stawk ^w^ mad. -;;w;; _> me. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Speak fweewy, x3 Sywacusian, what :3 thou wilt. -:33 AEGEON. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw uWu nyame, ;;w;; siw, xDD caww'd ÚwÚ Antiphowus? -And :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that >_> youw OwO bondman Dromio? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. xDD Within :3 this hour I ÚwÚ was his bondman, ;;w;; siw, -But >_< he, I :3 thank ^w^ him, gnaw'd in two my :3 cowds -Nyow x3 am I Dromio ÚwÚ and his man ^w^ unbound. -:33 AEGEON. I x3 am ^w^ suwe you uWu both >_> of you wemembew >_> me. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Ouwsewves ^-^ we ^-^ do :33 wemembew, ;;w;; siw, uWu by OwO you; ->_< Fow lately ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe bound as you awe OwO nyow. -You awe ^.^ nyot :3 Pinch's :3 patient, awe you, sir? -:33 AEGEON. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you ÚwÚ stwange uWu on x3 me? You xDD knyow me :33 weww. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I never ^-^ saw you in my life ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. -:33 AEGEON. O! >w< gwief ;;w;; hath >_< chang'd me >_< since you ^-^ saw me xDD wast; -And ÚwÚ cawefuw ^w^ houws with >w< time's ^w^ defowmed hand ->_< Have written ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; defeatuwes in my face. -But tell me >_> yet, OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot xDD knyow my voice? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Nyeithew. -:33 AEGEON. uWu Dwomio, :3 nyow thou? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. No, xDD twust uWu me, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow :3 I. -:33 AEGEON. I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 thou OwO dost. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu but I x3 am ^w^ suwe I ^-^ do not; ÚwÚ and ->_> whatsoevew :3 a man ^-^ denyies, you awe :3 nyow bound ^-^ to believe >_> him. -:33 AEGEON. :3 Nyot xDD knyow my voice! :3 O >w< time's ^w^ extwemity, -xDD Hast :3 thou OwO so cwack'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ spwitted my UwU poow :33 tongue -UwU In :3 seven ^-^ showt years UwU that here my only :3 son -^.^ Knyows ^.^ nyot my feebwe ;;w;; key >_> of untun'd uWu cawes? -^-^ Though :3 nyow :3 this ^w^ gwainyed ;;w;; face >_> of >_< minye >w< be hid -UwU In ;;w;; sap-consuming wintew's ^.^ dwizzwed snyow, -And >w< aww OwO the :33 conduits >_> of my UwU bwood :3 fwoze uWu up, ->_> Yet ;;w;; hath my night >_> of life >w< some memory, -UwU My ÚwÚ wasting ^-^ wamps >w< some fading :33 gwimmew left, -UwU My :33 duww xDD deaf ears :3 a wittwe ;;w;; use ^-^ to hear; -^-^ Aww ^.^ these ^.^ owd ^w^ witnyesses-I cannyot :33 eww- ->_> Teww me :3 thou art my :3 son Antipholus. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I never ^-^ saw my fathew in my wife. -:33 AEGEON. But :3 seven years ÚwÚ since, in Syracuse, OwO boy, -Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ we parted; uWu but perhaps, my UwU son, -Thou OwO sham'st ^-^ to acknyowwedge me in ^w^ misewy. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that xDD knyow me in -OwO the :33 city ^w^ Can witness with me UwU that ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 so: -I :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw >_> Sywacuse in my wife. -ÚwÚ DUKE. I tell ^.^ thee, x3 Sywacusian, twenty years ->_< Have I >_< been patron ^-^ to Antiphowus, -^-^ Duwing ;;w;; which UwU time ^.^ he :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw Syracuse. -I UwU see >w< thy :3 age ÚwÚ and dangews ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee dote. - -;;w;; We-entew OwO the >_> ABBESS, with ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE - -^-^ ABBESS. uWu Most :3 mighty Duke, >w< behowd :3 a man >w< much >w< wwong'd. -[All x3 gathew ^-^ to UwU see them] -:3 ADWIANyA. I UwU see two ;;w;; husbands, ^w^ ow >_< minye eyes x3 deceive >_> me. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these x3 men :3 is genyius ^-^ to OwO the other; -And OwO so >_> of :3 these. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the :3 nyatuwaw man, -And ;;w;; which OwO the OwO spiwit? OwO Who x3 deciphews >w< them? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO I, ;;w;; siw, x3 am Dwomio; xDD command him >_> away. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO I, >_> Siw, x3 am Dwomio; pray let me >_> stay. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Aegeon, art :3 thou not? ^w^ ow ewse his -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, my ^.^ owd >w< mastew! ^-^ who ;;w;; hath bound -^-^ ABBESS. x3 Whoevew bound ^w^ him, I uWu wiww loose his :3 bonds, -And >_< gain :3 a xDD husband uWu by his :33 wibewty. -xDD Speak, ^.^ owd >w< Aegeon, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st OwO the man -:33 That xDD hadst :3 a UwU wife UwU once xDD caww'd Aemilia, -:33 That ^-^ bowe ÚwÚ thee at :3 a >_> buwden two fair :33 sons. -:33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st OwO the >_> same >w< Aegeon, ÚwÚ speak, -And speak x3 unto OwO the >_> same Aemilia! -:33 AEGEON. >w< If I ^-^ dweam ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art Aemilia. ->w< If :3 thou art :33 she, tell me xDD whewe :3 is UwU that :3 son -:33 That ^.^ fwoated with ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the :33 fataw ^.^ waft? -^-^ ABBESS. By x3 men >_> of ^w^ Epidamnyum ^.^ he ÚwÚ and I -And OwO the :33 twin uWu Dwomio, >w< aww ;;w;; wewe :3 taken up; -But uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by wude xDD fishewmen >_> of ^-^ Cowinth -By x3 fowce took Dromio ÚwÚ and my :3 son ^-^ fwom ;;w;; them, -And me uWu they weft with x3 those >_> of Epidamnum. -What then became >_> of them I cannyot UwU teww; -I ^-^ to :3 this >_> fowtunye UwU that you UwU see me in. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, here begins his xDD mownying story >_> wight. -^.^ These two UwU Antiphowus', ^.^ these two OwO so ^-^ wike, -And ^.^ these two Dwomios, ^-^ onye in ^.^ sembwance- -Besides xDD hew urging >_> of xDD hew :3 wweck at ;;w;; sea- -^.^ These awe OwO the parents ^-^ to ^.^ these ^-^ chiwdwen, -^w^ Which ;;w;; accidentawwy awe met >w< togethew. -Antiphowus, :3 thou xDD cam'st ^-^ fwom ^-^ Cowinth first? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot I; I came ^-^ fwom Syracuse. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Stay, ^.^ stand x3 apawt; I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I came ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Cowinth, my UwU most >_< gwacious :33 wowd. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And I with >_> him. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Brought ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ town uWu by UwU that UwU most :3 famous warrior, -UwU Duke >w< Menyaphon, >_> youw UwU most renowned :3 uncwe. -:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Which >_> of you two >_> did uWu dinye with me uWu to-day? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO I, gentwe OwO mistwess. -:3 ADWIANyA. And awe ^.^ nyot you my ^.^ husband? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Nyo; I uWu say UwU nyay ^-^ to ;;w;; that. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. And OwO so ^-^ do OwO I, ÚwÚ yet >_> did ^.^ she caww me >w< so; -And :3 this fair ^-^ gentwewoman, xDD hew ^-^ sistew ;;w;; hewe, -OwO Did caww me brother. uWu [To WUCIANyA] What I told you then, -I >w< hope I uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 weisuwe ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< good; ->w< If :3 this >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ dweam I UwU see ÚwÚ and heaw. -x3 ANGEWO. :33 That :3 is OwO the :33 chain, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which you xDD had >_> of >_> me. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ be, siw; I deny ^.^ it not. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And you, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 this >w< chain arrested >_> me. -x3 ANGEWO. I ÚwÚ think I :33 did, siw; I deny ^.^ it not. -:3 ADWIANyA. I x3 sent you >_> monyey, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw bail, -By Dwomio; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he ^w^ bwought ^.^ it not. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. No, UwU nyonye uWu by >_> me. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 This >_> puwse >_> of ^w^ ducats I receiv'd ^-^ fwom you, -And Dromio my man >_> did bwing them >_> me. -I UwU see ^-^ we still >_> did ^.^ meet OwO each other's man, -And I ÚwÚ was ta'en uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu fow uWu me, -And ^-^ theweupon ^.^ these ^w^ EWWOWS awe awose. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ These ^w^ ducats ^.^ pawn I uWu fow my fathew here. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 nyeed; >w< thy fathew ;;w;; hath his wife. ->_> COUWTEZAN. >_> Siw, I >w< must ^.^ have UwU that xDD diamond ^-^ fwom you. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thewe, UwU take xDD it; ÚwÚ and >w< much ^w^ thanks uWu fow my -good ^.^ cheew. -^-^ ABBESS. Renowned Duke, OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to UwU take OwO the x3 pains -ÚwÚ To >w< go with OwO us OwO into OwO the abbey ;;w;; hewe, -And hear at uWu wawge discoursed >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 fowtunyes; -And >w< aww UwU that awe >_< assembwed in :3 this place -:33 That uWu by :3 this sympathized ^-^ onye UwU day's error ->_< Have suffer'd ^.^ wwong, >w< go ^-^ keep OwO us ^.^ company, -And ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make :33 fuww ÚwÚ satisfaction. ->_> Thiwty-thwee years ^.^ have I uWu but gonye in UwU twavaiw -x3 Of you, my >w< sons; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent hour -UwU My :33 heavy >_> buwden :33 nye'ew :3 dewivewed. -The Duke, my xDD husband, ÚwÚ and my chiwdwen ^.^ both, -And you OwO the x3 cawendaws >_> of theiw >_> nyativity, -uWu Go ^-^ to :3 a gossips' >w< feast, ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; -:33 Aftew OwO so wong gwief, such >_< nyativity! -ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, I'll ^.^ gossip at :3 this ^-^ feast. -^w^ w< aww uWu but ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF -:33 EPHESUS, ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, uWu shaww I ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw stuff ^-^ fwom shipboawd? -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Dwomio, what stuff >_> of >_< minye x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ embawk'd? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Your goods UwU that uWu way at OwO host, ;;w;; siw, in OwO the Centauw. -ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks ^-^ to >_> me. I x3 am >_> youw :3 mastew, >_< Dwomio. -^w^ Come, >w< go with >_< us; ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU that x3 anyon. ->w< Embwace >w< thy bwothew :3 thewe; uWu wejoice with >_> him. -^w^ _< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thewe :3 is :3 a UwU fat fwiend at >_> youw >_< mastew's OwO house, -:33 That ÚwÚ kitchen'd me uWu fow you OwO to-day at xDD dinnyew; -She :3 nyow uWu shaww >w< be my ;;w;; sistew, ^.^ nyot my wife. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. x3 Methinks you awe my glass, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my brother; -I UwU see uWu by you I x3 am :3 a ^.^ sweet-fac'd uWu youth. -uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk in ^-^ to UwU see theiw gossiping? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot OwO I, siw; you awe my >_< ewdew. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ That's :3 a ÚwÚ question; how uWu shaww ^-^ we twy it? -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< We'ww dwaw ^w^ cuts uWu fow OwO the ^w^ senyiow; ÚwÚ tiww then, -;;w;; wead :3 thou >_> fiwst. -;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, then, ^.^ thus: -We came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd >_< wike bwothew ÚwÚ and :33 bwothew, -And :3 nyow wet's >w< go hand in ;;w;; hand, ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye before >_> anyothew. -^w^ _< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: ->_> Wome ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; nyeighbouwhood; xDD Cowiowi ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; nyeighbouwhood; xDD Antium - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Rome. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew :3 a >_> company >_> of mutinyous >_< citizens, with ;;w;; staves, >_< cwubs, ÚwÚ and uWu othew weapons - -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Before ^-^ we :33 pwoceed ^-^ any :3 fuwthew, hear me speak. -ALL. xDD Speak, speak. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. uWu YOU awe >w< aww resolv'd wathew ^-^ to die than ^-^ to famish? -ALL. >_< Wesowv'd, x3 wesowv'd. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. First, you xDD knyow ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius :3 is >_> chief enemy ^-^ to OwO the -:33 peopwe. -ALL. We UwU knyow't, ^-^ we xDD knyow't. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_> Wet OwO us :33 kiww ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have >w< cown at ^-^ ouw >_> own -^.^ pwice. :3 Is't :3 a verdict? -ALL. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> tawking >w< on't; let ^.^ it >w< be >w< donye. Away, >w< away! -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, good OwO citizens. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. We awe ;;w;; accounted UwU poow >_< citizens, OwO the ^-^ patwicians :33 good. -What authowity suwfeits uWu on would relieve >_< us; ^-^ if uWu they would ÚwÚ yiewd -OwO us uWu but OwO the OwO supewfwuity >_< whiwe ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe whowesome, ^-^ we UwU might ^.^ guess -uWu they wewieved OwO us x3 humanyewy; uWu but uWu they ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe xDD too ;;w;; deaw. The -weannyess UwU that :33 affwicts >w< us, OwO the object >_> of ^-^ ouw misery, :3 is as OwO an -UwU inventowy ^-^ to pawticuwawize theiw ^w^ abundance; ^-^ ouw sufferance :3 is :3 a ->_< gain ^-^ to ^.^ them. >_> Wet OwO us wevenge :3 this with ^-^ ouw uWu pikes ewe ^-^ we ÚwÚ become -uWu wakes; uWu fow OwO the UwU gods xDD knyow I speak :3 this in hungew uWu fow ÚwÚ bwead, ^.^ nyot in -thiwst uWu fow wevenge. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Wouwd you :33 pwoceed >w< especiawwy x3 against ^-^ Caius :33 Mawcius? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. uWu Against him xDD fiwst; :33 he's :3 a vewy ^.^ dog ^-^ to OwO the ->_> commonyawty. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Consider you what services ^.^ he >_> has x3 donye uWu fow his -countwy? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Very well, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ^w^ give him good -wepowt uWu fow't uWu but UwU that ^.^ he OwO pays ^-^ himsewf with being uWu pwoud. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but speak ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawiciouswy. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I uWu say x3 unto you, what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye famously ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ it -^-^ to UwU that :3 end; >w< though UwU soft-conscienc'd x3 men can >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it -ÚwÚ was uWu fow his xDD countwy, ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< pwease his mothew ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be -pawtwy proud, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; is, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the awtitude >_> of his ;;w;; viwtue. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. What ^.^ he cannyot ^w^ hewp in his ^-^ nyatuwe you >_< account :3 a -OwO vice in >_> him. You >w< must in nyo uWu way uWu say ^.^ he :3 is covetous. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< If I >w< must ;;w;; nyot, I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD bawwen >_> of accusations; -^.^ he ;;w;; hath fauwts, with surplus, ^-^ to tire in repetition. UwU [Shouts -^w^ within] What shouts awe ^w^ these? The uWu othew >_> side o' th' :33 city :3 is -wisen. UwU Why stay ^-^ we prating hewe? ÚwÚ To th' Capitol! -ALL. ^w^ Come, come. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Soft! ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS AGWIPPA - -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Wowthy OwO Menyenyius uWu Agwippa; ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath :33 awways :33 wov'd -OwO the :33 peopwe. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< He's ^-^ onye >w< honyest enyough; would >w< aww OwO the west ;;w;; wewe so! -MENENIUS. What wowk's, my countrymen, in ^.^ hand? :3 Whewe >w< go you -x3 With x3 bats ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwubs? The matter? xDD Speak, I pray you. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Our ^-^ businyess :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to th' UwU Senyate; uWu they ^.^ have -xDD had ^.^ inkwing :3 this fowtnyight what ^-^ we intend ^-^ to uWu do, ;;w;; which :3 nyow ^w^ we'ww -show >w< 'em in >_< deeds. ^.^ They uWu say UwU poow suitows ^.^ have >w< stwong breaths; -uWu they uWu shaww xDD knyow ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< stwong ÚwÚ awms ^w^ too. -MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, masters, my good fwiends, >_< minye >w< honyest neighbours, -uWu Wiww you ;;w;; undo yourselves? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. We :33 cannyot, siw; ^-^ we awe undonye awweady. -MENENIUS. I tell you, fwiends, UwU most chawitabwe cawe ->_< Have OwO the ^-^ patwicians >_> of you. >_< Fow >_> youw >w< wants, -Your suffewing in :3 this dearth, you ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww -Stwike at OwO the >w< heaven with >_> youw :33 staves as wift them -uWu Against OwO the Woman x3 state; uWu whose ^-^ couwse uWu wiww uWu on -The uWu way ^.^ it uWu takes, x3 cwacking >w< ten ^w^ thousand curbs -x3 Of ^-^ mowe >w< stwong :3 wink >_> asundew than can >w< evew -xDD Appeaw in >_> youw ^-^ impediment. >_< Fow OwO the dearth, -The >_< gods, ^.^ nyot OwO the patwicians, ^-^ make it, ÚwÚ and -Your knyees ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ^.^ nyot uWu awms, >w< must uWu hewp. Awack, -You awe twanspowted uWu by calamity -Thithew xDD whewe ^-^ mowe attends OwO you; ÚwÚ and you :3 swandew -The UwU hewms o' th' state, ^-^ who cawe uWu fow you >_< wike ÚwÚ fathews, -When you ^w^ cuwse them as enyemies. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Cawe uWu fow >_< us! ÚwÚ Twue, uWu indeed! ^.^ They :33 nye'ew car'd uWu fow OwO us ->_> yet. Suffew OwO us ^-^ to xDD famish, ÚwÚ and theiw x3 stowehouses cwamm'd with -^.^ gwain; ^-^ make UwU edicts uWu fow ÚwÚ usuwy, ^-^ to :3 suppowt usurers; repeal ;;w;; daiwy -^-^ any >_> whowesome ^.^ act :33 estabwished x3 against OwO the rich, ÚwÚ and :3 pwovide ^-^ mowe -^.^ piewcing :33 statutes ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ to >w< chain OwO up ÚwÚ and restrain OwO the :33 poow. >w< If OwO the -wars xDD eat OwO us ^.^ nyot uWu up, uWu they wiww; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's >w< aww OwO the love uWu they bear -ÚwÚ us. -MENENIUS. x3 Eithew you >w< must -:3 Confess youwsewves :3 wondwous >_< mawicious, -Ow >w< be ^w^ accus'd >_> of fowwy. I uWu shaww tell you -OwO A pwetty >_> tawe. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be you ^.^ have heard xDD it; -But, >_< since ^.^ it sewves my >_< puwpose, I uWu wiww venture -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; stawe't :3 a wittwe more. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Weww, I'll hear it, siw; ÚwÚ yet you >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to -^w^ fob x3 off ^-^ ouw >w< disgwace with :3 a >_> tawe. But, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you, :33 dewivew. -MENENIUS. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU time when >w< aww OwO the body's ;;w;; membews ->w< Webeww'd x3 against OwO the belly; ;;w;; thus ^w^ accus'd OwO it: -:33 That only >_< wike :3 a >w< guwf ^.^ it >_> did >_< wemain -uWu I' th' midst o' th' body, :33 idwe ÚwÚ and :3 unyactive, -OwO Stiww >w< cupboawding OwO the xDD viand, never beawing -;;w;; Wike >_< wabouw with OwO the west; xDD whewe th' uWu othew xDD instwuments -OwO Did UwU see ÚwÚ and OwO heaw, uWu devise, xDD instwuct, ^-^ wawk, x3 feew, -And, mutuawwy participate, >_> did >_< minyistew -^.^ Unto OwO the :3 appetite ÚwÚ and xDD affection ^w^ common -x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ body. The :33 bewwy >_< answew'd- -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Weww, ;;w;; siw, what ÚwÚ answew :3 made OwO the ;;w;; bewwy? -MENENIUS. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww tell you. x3 With :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_> smiwe, -^w^ Which :33 nye'ew came ^-^ fwom OwO the lungs, uWu but x3 even UwU thus- ->_< Fow ÚwÚ wook you, I ^-^ may ^-^ make OwO the :33 bewwy >_> smiwe -UwU As ;;w;; weww as UwU speak- ^.^ it tauntingly ^.^ wepwied -ÚwÚ To th' :33 discontented members, OwO the mutinyous pawts -:33 That uWu envied his receipt; x3 even OwO so UwU most fitly -UwU As you >w< mawign ^-^ ouw xDD senyatows uWu fow UwU that -^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot such as you. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Your >_> bewwy's UwU answew- ^-^ What? -The >w< kingwy crowned uWu head, OwO the >_> vigiwant eye, -The :33 counsewwow xDD heawt, OwO the arm ^-^ ouw ^-^ sowdiew, -Our uWu steed OwO the :33 weg, OwO the :33 tongue ^-^ ouw UwU twumpetew, -x3 With uWu othew munyiments ÚwÚ and :33 petty ^w^ hewps -^-^ Is :3 this ^-^ ouw fabric, ^-^ if UwU that >_> they- -MENENIUS. What ^.^ then? -Fowe uWu me, :3 this :3 fewwow speaks! What ^.^ then? What ^.^ then? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Shouwd uWu by OwO the >_< cowmowant :33 bewwy >w< be >w< westwain'd, -OwO Who :3 is OwO the sink o' th' body- -MENENIUS. Weww, what ^.^ then? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. The fowmew ÚwÚ agents, ^-^ if uWu they >_> did compwain, -What :33 couwd OwO the :33 bewwy OwO answew? -MENENIUS. I uWu wiww tell OwO you; ->w< If ^w^ you'ww bestow :3 a xDD smaww- >_> of what you ^.^ have ^-^ wittwe- -uWu Patience uWu awhiwe, you'st hear OwO the >_> bewwy's >w< answew. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Y'awe wong about it. -MENENIUS. ^-^ Nyote me this, good >_< fwiend: -Your UwU most grave :33 bewwy ÚwÚ was x3 dewibewate, -:3 Nyot wash >_< wike his :33 accusews, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ;;w;; answewed. -;;w;; 'Twue :3 is it, my incorporate :33 fwiends,' OwO quoth ^.^ he -UwU 'That I weceive OwO the ^w^ genyewaw >_< food at ^.^ fiwst -^w^ Which you ^-^ do live ^w^ upon; ÚwÚ and x3 fit ^.^ it ;;w;; is, -xDD Because I x3 am OwO the xDD stowehouse ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ shop -x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ body. But, ^-^ if you ^-^ do :33 wemembew, -I ^-^ send ^.^ it OwO thwough OwO the wivews >_> of >_> youw blood, ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the couwt, OwO the xDD heawt, ^-^ to th' x3 seat o' th' brain; -And, OwO thwough OwO the cwanks ÚwÚ and ^-^ offices >_> of man, -The strongest OwO nyewves ÚwÚ and small :3 infewiow ^.^ veins -From me weceive UwU that :3 nyatuwaw >_> competency -Wheweby uWu they wive. And >w< though UwU that >w< aww at UwU once -:3 You, my good ^-^ fwiends'- :3 this :33 says OwO the belly; mark >_> me. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, siw; well, :33 weww. -MENENIUS. 'Though >w< aww at UwU once cannyot -^w^ See what I ^-^ do x3 dewivew >_< out ^-^ to >_> each, ->_> Yet I can ^-^ make my >w< audit uWu up, UwU that >w< aww -From me ^-^ do xDD back weceive OwO the ^-^ fwouw >_> of aww, -And xDD weave me uWu but OwO the UwU bwan.' What uWu say you UwU to' >w< t? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO an >w< answew. OwO How OwO appwy you uWu this? -MENENIUS. The xDD senyatows >_> of >_> Wome awe :3 this good :33 bewwy, -And you OwO the mutinyous ^w^ membews; for, OwO examinye -Their counsels ÚwÚ and theiw cares, OwO digest >w< things >w< wightwy -xDD Touching OwO the ^-^ weaw o' th' ;;w;; common, you uWu shaww find -:3 Nyo uWu pubwic benefit ;;w;; which you weceive -But ^.^ it pwoceeds ^w^ ow comes ^-^ fwom them ^-^ to you, -And nyo uWu way ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ youwsewves. What ^-^ do you xDD think, -:3 You, OwO the gweat >_> toe >_> of :3 this >_< assembwy? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I OwO the gweat :3 toe? UwU Why OwO the gweat :3 toe? -MENENIUS. >_< Fow UwU that, being ^-^ onye o' th' lowest, ^w^ basest, poowest, -x3 Of :3 this UwU most xDD wise webewwion, :3 thou ^w^ goest fowemost. -Thou wascaw, UwU that art wowst in UwU bwood ^-^ to ^-^ wun, -xDD Wead'st ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^.^ win >w< some vantage. -But ^-^ make you ready >_> youw ;;w;; stiff x3 bats ÚwÚ and clubs. ->_> Wome ÚwÚ and xDD hew rats awe at OwO the point >_> of ÚwÚ battwe; -The ^-^ onye >_> side >w< must ^.^ have uWu bawe. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAIUS MAWCIUS - -Hail, x3 nyobwe Mawcius! -^w^ MAWCIUS. :33 Thanks. What's OwO the matter, you dissentious uWu wogues -That, wubbing OwO the UwU poow ;;w;; itch >_> of >_> youw ^-^ opinyion, -UwU Make youwsewves :33 scabs? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. We ^.^ have >w< evew >_> youw good :33 wowd. -^w^ MAWCIUS. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww ^w^ give good uWu wowds ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww fwattew -:33 Benyeath x3 abhowwing. What would you x3 have, you ^.^ cuws, -:33 That >_< wike :3 nyow xDD peace :3 nyow ÚwÚ waw? The ^-^ onye affwights you, -The uWu othew makes you uWu pwoud. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu twusts ^-^ to you, -:3 Whewe ^.^ he shouwd find you :33 wions, ^.^ finds you :3 hawes; -:3 Whewe :3 foxes, ^.^ geese; you awe nyo surer, no, ->w< Than :3 is OwO the OwO coaw >_> of x3 fiwe x3 upon OwO the OwO ice -Ow hailstone in OwO the OwO sun. Your :3 viwtue :3 is -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him >w< wowthy uWu whose OwO offence subdues ^w^ him, -And ^w^ cuwse UwU that :33 justice >_> did it. OwO Who ^-^ desewves greatness -:33 Desewves >_> youw hate; ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ affections awe -OwO A uWu sick ÚwÚ man's OwO appetite, ^-^ who desires UwU most UwU that -^w^ Which would OwO incwease his :33 eviw. ÚwÚ He UwU that depends -:3 Upon >_> youw favouws >w< swims with >_< fins >_> of ^.^ wead, -And ^-^ hews ;;w;; down >_< oaks with :33 wushes. >w< Hang :33 ye! OwO Twust OwO ye? -x3 With every :3 minyute you ^-^ do >_> change :3 a :33 mind -And caww him x3 nyobwe UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 nyow >_> youw ^.^ hate, -:3 Him :3 viwe UwU that ÚwÚ was >_> youw UwU gawwand. What's OwO the matter -:33 That in ^.^ these uWu sevewaw OwO pwaces >_> of OwO the :33 city -You x3 cwy x3 against OwO the x3 nyobwe >w< Senyate, :3 who, -^.^ Undew OwO the >_< gods, ^-^ keep you in awe, ;;w;; which ewse -Wouwd :33 feed uWu on ^-^ onye anyothew? What's theiw seeking? -MENENIUS. >_< Fow >w< cown at theiw >_> own ;;w;; wates, ^w^ wheweof uWu they uWu say -The :33 city :3 is ;;w;; weww stor'd. -^w^ MAWCIUS. >w< Hang 'em! ^.^ They :33 say! ->w< They'ww ^-^ sit uWu by th' x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and presume ^-^ to xDD knyow -What's x3 donye >w< i' th' Capitow, :33 who's >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ wise, -OwO Who ÚwÚ thwives ÚwÚ and ^-^ who declines; >_> side factions, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give >_< out -x3 Conjectuwaw marriages, :33 making ^-^ pawties ^w^ stwong, -And feebling such as ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot in theiw ^-^ wiking -uWu Bewow theiw ;;w;; cobbwed ^-^ shoes. ^.^ They uWu say :33 thewe's gwain enyough! -Wouwd OwO the uWu nyobiwity uWu way ^w^ aside theiw ^.^ wuth -And let me ;;w;; use my ;;w;; swowd, :3 I'd ^-^ make :3 a quawwy -x3 With ^-^ thousands >_> of ^.^ these :3 quawtew'd ;;w;; swaves, as UwU high -UwU As I :33 couwd OwO pick my lance. -MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ these awe ^w^ awmost xDD thowoughwy persuaded; ->_< Fow >w< though ^w^ abundantwy uWu they wack OwO discwetion, ->_> Yet awe uWu they >_< passing cowardly. But, I uWu beseech you, -What :33 says OwO the uWu othew ÚwÚ twoop? -^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ They awe dissowv'd. >w< Hang 'em! -^.^ They ^w^ said uWu they ;;w;; wewe an-hungry; sigh'd :3 fowth proverbs- -:33 That hungew x3 bwoke stonye wawws, UwU that ;;w;; dogs >w< must >w< eat, -:33 That meat ÚwÚ was :3 made uWu fow uWu mouths, UwU that OwO the UwU gods x3 sent ^.^ nyot -Cown uWu fow OwO the rich x3 men :33 onwy. x3 With ^.^ these ;;w;; shweds -^.^ They :33 vented theiw :3 compwainyings; ;;w;; which being answew'd, -And :3 a >_> petition gwanted ^w^ them- :3 a ÚwÚ stwange one, -ÚwÚ To >_< bweak OwO the OwO heawt >_> of x3 genyewosity -And ^-^ make bowd power ÚwÚ wook pale- uWu they >w< thwew theiw :33 caps -UwU As uWu they would >_> hang them uWu on OwO the howns o' th' ^w^ moon, -^-^ Shouting theiw OwO emuwation. -MENENIUS. What :3 is gwanted >w< them? -^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ Five xDD twibunyes, ^-^ to ^w^ defend theiw UwU vuwgaw xDD wisdoms, -x3 Of theiw >_> own x3 choice. uWu Onye's Junius :3 Bwutus- -Sicinius UwU Vewutus, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow not. :33 'Sdeath! -The rabble shouwd ^.^ have ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ unwoof'd OwO the :33 city -Ewe OwO so ;;w;; pwevaiw'd with me; ^.^ it uWu wiww in UwU time -:3 Win x3 upon power ÚwÚ and thwow :3 fowth gweatew :33 themes ->_< Fow ^w^ insuwwection's arguing. -MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is :33 stwange. -^w^ MAWCIUS. uWu Go >_< get you home, you ^-^ fwagments. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, OwO hastiwy - -MESSENGEW. Where's ^-^ Caius :33 Mawcius? -^w^ MAWCIUS. ^-^ Hewe. What's OwO the matter? -MESSENGEW. The UwU nyews ;;w;; is, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_< Vowsces awe in arms. -^w^ MAWCIUS. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< on't; then ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU ha' :3 means ^-^ to :33 vent -Our >_> musty uWu supewfwuity. ^w^ See, ^-^ ouw :33 best ^w^ ewdews. - -x3 Entew COMINIUS, >_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, with uWu othew ^w^ SENyATOWS; -:33 JUNyIUS xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS VEWUTUS - -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. OwO Mawcius, 'tis OwO twue UwU that you ^.^ have lately told us: -The >_< Vowsces awe in arms. -^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ They ^.^ have :3 a uWu weadew, -Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, UwU that uWu wiww >w< put you to't. -I xDD sin in ;;w;; envying his ÚwÚ nyobiwity; -And ;;w;; wewe I ^w^ anything uWu but what I OwO am, -I would ^w^ wish me only ^w^ he. -COMINIUS. You ^.^ have xDD fought togethew? -^w^ MAWCIUS. Were half ^-^ to half OwO the x3 wowwd uWu by th' eaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he -:3 Upon my xDD pawty, :3 I'd x3 wevowt, ^-^ to ^-^ make ->_> Onwy my wars with >_> him. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a x3 wion -:33 That I x3 am >_> pwoud ^-^ to ^-^ hunt. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_> Then, >w< wowthy OwO Mawcius, -x3 Attend x3 upon Cominyius ^-^ to ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. -COMINIUS. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw fowmew >w< pwomise. -^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Siw, ^.^ it >_> is; -And I x3 am OwO constant. UwU Titus Lartius, :3 thou -Shalt UwU see me UwU once ^-^ mowe strike at ^-^ Tuwwus' face. ->_> What, art :3 thou stiff? Stand'st ^w^ out? -WAWTIUS. No, ^-^ Caius UwU Mawcius; -I'll lean x3 upon ^-^ onye ^w^ cwutch ÚwÚ and fight with x3 t'othew -Ewe stay >_> behind :3 this :33 businyess. -MENENIUS. :33 O, OwO twue ^-^ bwed! -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Your >_> company ^-^ to th' ;;w;; Capitow; where, I >w< knyow, -Our :3 gweatest fwiends ^.^ attend ÚwÚ us. -WAWTIUS. uWu [To ^.^ COMINyIUS] Lead you x3 on. -uWu [To MARCIUS] Follow :3 Cominyius; ^-^ we >w< must follow OwO you; -Wight >w< wowthy you pwiowity. -COMINIUS. x3 Nyobwe Mawcius! -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. uWu [To OwO the Citizens] >_< Hence ^-^ to >_> youw homes; >w< be gone. -^w^ MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, let them OwO fowwow. -The >_< Vowsces ^.^ have >w< much ;;w;; cown: UwU take ^.^ these rats thithew -ÚwÚ To OwO gnyaw theiw ÚwÚ gawnyews. :3 Wowshipfuw mutinyeews, -Your valour ^-^ puts ;;w;; weww fowth; pray OwO fowwow. -Ciitzens >_< steaw >_> away. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Was >w< evew man OwO so >_> pwoud as :3 is :3 this :33 Mawcius? -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He >_> has nyo :3 equaw. -^.^ SICINyIUS. When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 chosen tribunes uWu fow OwO the people- -BWUTUS. Mark'd you his x3 wip ÚwÚ and :3 eyes? -^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but his :33 taunts! -BWUTUS. >_> Being mov'd, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot spawe ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd OwO the xDD gods. -^.^ SICINyIUS. xDD Bemock OwO the modest ÚwÚ moon. -BWUTUS. The ÚwÚ pwesent wars devouw :3 him! ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU gwown -:3 Too >_> pwoud ^-^ to >w< be OwO so uWu vawiant. -^.^ SICINyIUS. Such :3 a UwU nyatuwe, -Tickwed with good >w< success, uWu disdains OwO the ;;w;; shadow -^w^ Which ^.^ he :33 tweads uWu on at nyoon. But I ^-^ do wonder -His insowence can ^.^ bwook ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ commanded -^.^ Undew ÚwÚ Cominyius. -BWUTUS. ;;w;; Fame, at OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu aims- -UwU In xDD whom already ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; weww grac'd- cannyot ->_< Bettew >w< be held :3 nyow ^-^ mowe >_< attain'd than uWu by -OwO A place x3 bewow OwO the xDD fiwst; uWu fow what x3 miscawwies -:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's UwU fauwt, >w< though ^.^ he OwO pewfowm -ÚwÚ To th' xDD utmost >_> of :3 a man, ÚwÚ and x3 giddy ÚwÚ censuwe -uWu Wiww then x3 cwy >_< out >_> of uWu Mawcius 'O, ^-^ if ^.^ he -Had ÚwÚ bownye OwO the >_< businyess!' -^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Besides, ^-^ if >w< things >w< go well, -;;w;; Opinyion, UwU that OwO so sticks uWu on OwO Mawcius, uWu shaww -x3 Of his ^w^ demewits x3 wob ÚwÚ Cominyius. -BWUTUS. x3 Come. -Hawf >w< aww OwO Cominyius' honours awe ^-^ to OwO Mawcius, -^-^ Though uWu Mawcius :33 eawn'd them not; ÚwÚ and >w< aww his faults -ÚwÚ To uWu Mawcius uWu shaww >w< be UwU honyouws, >w< though >_< indeed -UwU In >w< aught ^.^ he merit not. -^.^ SICINyIUS. Let's x3 hence ÚwÚ and hear -OwO How OwO the uWu dispatch :3 is made, ÚwÚ and in what x3 fashion, -Mowe than his ÚwÚ singuwawity, ^.^ he :33 goes -:3 Upon :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ action. -BWUTUS. Let's awong. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -xDD Cowiowi. The Senate >_< House. - -x3 Entew TULLUS OwO AUFIDIUS with SENATORS >_> of xDD Cowiowi - -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU So, >_> youw >_< opinyion ;;w;; is, ^.^ Aufidius, -:33 That uWu they >_> of >_> Wome awe ent'red in ^-^ ouw counsels -And xDD knyow how ^-^ we :3 pwoceed. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot yours? -What >w< evew ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ thought uWu on in :3 this OwO state -:33 That :33 couwd >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ;;w;; bodiwy ^.^ act ewe >_> Wome -Had UwU ciwcumvention? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw >_< days gonye -x3 Since I heard thence; ^.^ these awe OwO the words- I ÚwÚ think -I ^.^ have OwO the letter OwO here;.yes, here ^.^ it UwU is: -^-^ [Weads] 'They ^.^ have ^.^ pwess'd :3 a :33 powew, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO knyown -:3 Whethew uWu fow ^w^ east ^w^ ow ^-^ west. The uWu deawth :3 is OwO gweat; -The ^w^ peopwe OwO mutinyous; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is rumour'd, -Cominyius, uWu Mawcius >_> youw ^.^ owd enemy, -OwO Who :3 is >_> of >_> Wome >_< wowse hated than >_> of you, -And UwU Titus Lartius, :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant :3 Woman, -^.^ These three ;;w;; wead uWu on :3 this pwepawation -Whither 'tis ^-^ bent. uWu Most :33 wikewy 'tis uWu fow OwO you; -Consider >_> of >_< it.' -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Our xDD awmy's in OwO the OwO fiewd; -We never ÚwÚ yet :3 made x3 doubt uWu but >_> Wome ÚwÚ was ready -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ us. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. Nyow >_> did you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ fowwy -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_> youw gweat >_< pwetences OwO veiw'd ÚwÚ tiww when -^.^ They ^.^ nyeeds >w< must show :3 themsewves; ;;w;; which in OwO the x3 hatching, -^w^ It OwO seem'd, appeaw'd ^-^ to Rome. By OwO the discovery -We uWu shaww >w< be xDD showt'nyed in ^-^ ouw :3 aim, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was -ÚwÚ To UwU take in many OwO towns ewe ^w^ awmost >_> Wome -;;w;; Shouwd xDD knyow ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe ^.^ afoot. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ Aufidius, -;;w;; Take >_> youw x3 commission; UwU hie you ^-^ to >_> youw uWu bands; ->_> Wet OwO us :3 awonye ^-^ to guawd xDD Cowiowi. ->w< If uWu they xDD set ;;w;; down ^w^ befowe's, uWu fow OwO the wemuv ->_< Bwing OwO up >_> youw awmy; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^w^ you'ww find -^-^ Th' ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow ÚwÚ us. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 O, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >w< that! -I speak ^-^ fwom certainties. Nyay :3 mowe, -uWu Some x3 pawcews >_> of theiw power awe :3 fowth uWu awweady, -And only ÚwÚ hithewwawd. I xDD weave >_> youw honours. ->w< If ^-^ we ÚwÚ and ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius uWu chance ^-^ to :33 meet, -^.^ 'Tis sworn :3 between OwO us ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< evew strike -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ onye can ^-^ do nyo more. -ALL. The UwU gods ^-^ assist xDD you! -^-^ AUFIDIUS. And ^-^ keep >_> youw honours safe! -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Faweweww. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Faweweww. -ALL. >w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Rome. MARCIUS' house - -x3 Entew VOWUMNyIA ÚwÚ and xDD VIWGIWIA, mothew ÚwÚ and UwU wife ^-^ to MAWCIUS; -uWu they xDD set them ;;w;; down uWu on two low :33 stoows ÚwÚ and UwU sew - -VOLUMNIA. I pray you, >_> daughtew, sing, ^w^ ow express yourself in :3 a ^-^ mowe -comfortable :33 sowt. >w< If my :3 son ;;w;; wewe my xDD husband, I shouwd freelier -uWu wejoice in UwU that absence wherein ^.^ he xDD won uWu honyouw than in OwO the -ÚwÚ embwacements >_> of his bed xDD whewe ^.^ he would show UwU most wuv. When ÚwÚ yet -^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu but uWu tendew-bodied, ÚwÚ and OwO the only :3 son >_> of my OwO womb; when xDD youth -with comeliness UwU pwuck'd >w< aww xDD gaze his OwO way; xDD when, uWu fow :3 a :3 day >_> of -kings' entreaties, :3 a mothew shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; seww him OwO an hour ^-^ fwom xDD hew ->_> behowding; OwO I, uWu considewing how uWu honyouw would ÚwÚ become such :3 a pewson- -UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was nyo better than ^-^ pictuwe-wike ^-^ to >_> hang uWu by th' waww, ^-^ if -UwU wenyown :3 made ^.^ it ^.^ nyot stiw- ÚwÚ was pleas'd ^-^ to let him >w< seek danger xDD whewe -^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to find >w< fame. ÚwÚ To :3 a x3 cwuew OwO waw I x3 sent ^w^ him, ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ he -wetuwn'd his uWu bwows bound with >_> oak. I tell ^.^ thee, >_> daughtew, I -spwang ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe in ^.^ joy at ^.^ fiwst hearing ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a man-chiwd than -:3 nyow in ^.^ fiwst >_< seeing ^.^ he xDD had ÚwÚ pwuvd ^-^ himsewf :3 a xDD man. -x3 VIWGIWIA. But xDD had ^.^ he ;;w;; died in OwO the businyess, UwU madam, how ^.^ then? -VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Then his good wepowt shouwd ^.^ have >_< been my :3 son; I :3 thewein -would ^.^ have ;;w;; found >_< issue. >w< Heaw me UwU pwofess sincerely: xDD had I :3 a ;;w;; dozen -OwO sons, OwO each in my love awike, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye less dear than UwU thinye ÚwÚ and my -good OwO Mawcius, I xDD had wathew xDD had eleven die ^w^ nyobwy uWu fow theiw ;;w;; countwy -than ^-^ onye OwO vowuptuouswy >w< suwfeit >_< out >_> of ^w^ action. - -x3 Entew :3 a x3 GENTWEWOMAN - -GENTWEWOMAN. ^w^ Madam, OwO the OwO Wady ^w^ Vawewia :3 is come ^-^ to >w< visit you. -x3 VIWGIWIA. ^-^ Beseech you ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to retire ^-^ mysewf. -VOLUMNIA. :3 Indeed you uWu shaww not. -x3 Methinks I hear UwU hithew >_> youw >_< husband's ^-^ dwum; -^w^ See him xDD pwuck UwU Aufidius ;;w;; down uWu by th' hair; -UwU As chiwdwen ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ beaw, OwO the >_< Vowsces shunning >_> him. -x3 Methinks I UwU see him stamp thus, ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ thus: -OwO 'Come OwO on, you :33 cowawds! You ;;w;; wewe ^w^ got in feaw, -^-^ Though you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown in >_> Wome.' His bwoody uWu bwow -x3 With his UwU maiw'd hand then ;;w;; wiping, :3 fowth ^.^ he >_> goes, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a uWu hawvest-man that's :33 task'd ^-^ to mow -Ow >w< aww ^w^ ow wose his ;;w;; hiwe. -x3 VIWGIWIA. His bwoody brow? :3 O Jupitew, nyo blood! -VOLUMNIA. Away, you foow! ^w^ It ^-^ mowe >_< becomes :3 a man ->w< Than OwO giwt his uWu twophy. The :33 bweasts >_> of :3 Hecuba, -When ^.^ she >_> did suckle xDD Hectow, ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot >_< wuvwiew ->w< Than Hector's fowehead when ^.^ it UwU spit :3 fowth UwU bwood -^.^ At Grecian ;;w;; swowd, ^.^ contemnying. >_> Teww ^w^ Vawewia -We awe x3 fit ^-^ to ;;w;; bid xDD hew welcome. Exit x3 GENTWEWOMAN -x3 VIWGIWIA. Heavens bless my lord ^-^ fwom feww x3 Aufidius! -VOLUMNIA. He'll beat Aufidius' head x3 bewow his knee -And ÚwÚ twead x3 upon his ÚwÚ nyeck. - -;;w;; We-entew OwO GENTWEWOMAN, x3 With VALERIA ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> ushew - -VALERIA. UwU My ;;w;; wadies ^.^ both, good :3 day ^-^ to you. -VOLUMNIA. ^.^ Sweet >_> madam! -x3 VIWGIWIA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw uWu wadyship. -VALERIA. OwO How ^-^ do you x3 both? You awe manyifest housekeepers. What awe -you sewing hewe? OwO A fine spot, in good ;;w;; faith. OwO How OwO does >_> youw wittwe -xDD son? -x3 VIWGIWIA. I :3 thank >_> youw ladyship; well, good ÚwÚ madam. -VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ He xDD had wathew UwU see OwO the >_> swowds ÚwÚ and hear :3 a uWu dwum than ÚwÚ wook -x3 upon his schoowmastew. -VALERIA. >w< O' my ;;w;; wowd, OwO the >_< fathew's >_< son! I'll uWu sweaw 'tis :3 a vewy -pwetty ÚwÚ boy. >w< O' my ^w^ twoth, I ^.^ wook'd x3 upon him :3 a Wednyesday half OwO an -hour >_< togethew; >_> has such :3 a confiwm'd countenance! I ^-^ saw him run -aftew :3 a x3 giwded butterfly; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he >_> caught ^.^ it ^.^ he let ^.^ it >w< go -uWu again, ÚwÚ and aftew ^.^ it uWu again, ÚwÚ and xDD uvw ÚwÚ and xDD uvw ^.^ he uWu comes, ÚwÚ and OwO up -uWu again, catch'd ^.^ it ÚwÚ again; ^w^ ow whethew his ^-^ faww OwO enwag'd ^w^ him, ^w^ ow how -ÚwÚ 'twas, ^.^ he >_> did OwO so xDD set his UwU teeth ÚwÚ and >w< teaw it. :33 O, I x3 wawwant, how ^.^ he -mammock'd ^.^ it! -VOLUMNIA. >_< Onye on's >_< fathew's :3 moods. -VALERIA. ;;w;; Indeed, wa, 'tis :3 a x3 nyobwe chiwd. -x3 VIWGIWIA. OwO A cwack, ÚwÚ madam. -VALERIA. ^w^ Come, uWu way ^w^ aside >_> youw stitchery; I >w< must ^.^ have you xDD pway OwO the -:33 idwe huswife with me :3 this :33 aftewnyoon. -x3 VIWGIWIA. No, good ^.^ madam; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< out >_> of doows. -VALERIA. :3 Nyot >_< out >_> of ^-^ doows! -VOLUMNIA. She ^-^ shaww, ^.^ she shall. -x3 VIWGIWIA. ;;w;; Indeed, no, uWu by >_> youw patience; I'll ^.^ nyot xDD uvw OwO the threshold -ÚwÚ tiww my lord xDD wetuwn ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; waws. -VALERIA. :33 Fie, you x3 confinye yourself UwU most unweasonyabwy; xDD come, you ->w< must >w< go >w< visit OwO the good wady UwU that :3 wies in. -x3 VIWGIWIA. I uWu wiww ^w^ wish xDD hew :3 speedy UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and >w< visit xDD hew with my -pwayews; uWu but I cannyot >w< go thithew. -VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ Why, I pray you? -x3 VIWGIWIA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 save >w< wabouw, :3 nyow UwU that I UwU want wuv. -VALERIA. You would >w< be another >w< Penyewope; ÚwÚ yet uWu they uWu say >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ yawn -^.^ she ^-^ spun in xDD Uwysses' absence >_> did uWu but fiww OwO Ithaca :33 fuww >_> of :33 moths. -^w^ Come, I would >_> youw cambric ;;w;; wewe sensible as >_> youw fingew, UwU that you -UwU might xDD weave pricking ^.^ it uWu fow ;;w;; pity. ^w^ Come, you uWu shaww >w< go with ÚwÚ us. -x3 VIWGIWIA. No, good UwU madam, pawdon me; >_< indeed I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fowth. -VALERIA. UwU In truth, wa, >w< go with me; ÚwÚ and I'll tell you excellent UwU nyews ->_> of >_> youw >_> husband. -x3 VIWGIWIA. :33 O, good UwU madam, there can >w< be UwU nyonye >_> yet. -VALERIA. Verily, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ jest with OwO you; there came UwU nyews ^-^ fwom him -last ^-^ nyight. -x3 VIWGIWIA. ;;w;; Indeed, OwO madam? -VALERIA. UwU In >_< eawnyest, >w< it's true; I heard :3 a ^w^ senyatow speak it. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it -UwU is: OwO the >_< Vowsces ^.^ have OwO an ;;w;; awmy fowth; x3 against xDD whom Cominyius OwO the -^w^ genyewaw :3 is gone, with ^-^ onye part >_> of ^-^ ouw Woman >_> powew. Your lord ÚwÚ and -UwU Titus OwO Wawtius awe xDD set ;;w;; down before theiw :33 city Cowiowi; uWu they -nyothing x3 doubt prevailing ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it bwief ;;w;; waws. :3 This :3 is true, -uWu on >_< minye >_> honyouw; ÚwÚ and so, I pray, >w< go with ÚwÚ us. -x3 VIWGIWIA. >w< Give me ^-^ excuse, good ^.^ madam; I uWu wiww ^-^ obey you in OwO evewything -hereafter. -VOLUMNIA. >_> Wet xDD hew xDD awonye, lady; as ^.^ she :3 is nyow, ^.^ she uWu wiww uWu but ^-^ disease -^-^ ouw better xDD miwth. -VALERIA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she ^w^ wouwd. Fawe you well, xDD then. ^w^ Come, -good ^w^ sweet >_< wady. Prithee, Viwgiwia, xDD tuwn >w< thy :3 sowemnyess >_< out o' -xDD doow ÚwÚ and >w< go ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ us. -x3 VIWGIWIA. No, at :3 a ;;w;; wowd, ^.^ madam; >_< indeed I >w< must not. I ^w^ wish you >w< much -xDD miwth. -VALERIA. ^.^ Weww then, faweweww. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Before xDD Cowiowi - -x3 Entew MARCIUS, >_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and uWu cowouws, -with CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and sowdiews. ÚwÚ To them :3 a MESSENGEW - -^w^ MAWCIUS. Yondew comes news; :3 a wager- uWu they ^.^ have :33 met. -WAWTIUS. UwU My horse ^-^ to yours- nyo. -^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >w< donye. -WAWTIUS. Agreed. -^w^ MAWCIUS. Say, >_> has ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw met OwO the x3 enyemy? -MESSENGEW. ^.^ They lie in OwO view, uWu but ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD spoke as >_> yet. -WAWTIUS. UwU So, OwO the good horse :3 is x3 minye. -^w^ MAWCIUS. I'll ^-^ buy him >_> of you. -WAWTIUS. No, I'll :3 nyow ;;w;; seww :3 nyow ^w^ give him; lend you him I uWu wiww ->_< Fow half :3 a ^-^ hundwed years. Summon OwO the town. -^w^ MAWCIUS. OwO How :3 faw x3 off lie ^.^ these awmies? -MESSENGEW. xDD Within :3 this UwU miwe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hawf. -^w^ MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we hear theiw 'larum, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^-^ ouws. -Nyow, xDD Maws, I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ make OwO us uWu quick in work, -:33 That ^-^ we with >_> smoking >_> swowds ^-^ may mawch ^-^ fwom x3 hence -ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ^-^ ouw fiewded x3 fwiends! ^w^ Come, blow >w< thy bwast. - -^.^ They :33 sound :3 a :33 pawwey. x3 Entew two SENATORS with >w< othews, -uWu on OwO the >_< wawws >_> of xDD Cowiowi - -Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, :3 is ^.^ he within >_> youw >_> wawws? -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. No, :3 nyow :3 a man UwU that ^-^ feaws you less than xDD he: -^.^ That's ^.^ wessew than :3 a ^-^ wittwe. [Drum ^-^ afaw >_> off] Hawk, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwums -uWu Awe ÚwÚ bwinging :3 fowth ^-^ ouw uWu youth. >w< We'ww >_< bweak ^-^ ouw >_< wawws ->_< Wathew than uWu they uWu shaww :3 pound OwO us up; ^-^ ouw ^.^ gates, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ seem shut, ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu but ^w^ pinn'd with ;;w;; wushes; ->w< They'ww open >_> of :3 themsewves. [Awawum :3 faw >_> off] UwU Hawk you :3 faw >_< off! -Thewe :3 is uWu Aufidius. List what wowk ^.^ he makes -Amongst >_> youw cwuvn >_> awmy. -^w^ MAWCIUS. :33 O, uWu they awe at ^.^ it! -WAWTIUS. Their ^w^ nyoise >w< be ^-^ ouw instruction. Waddews, UwU ho! - -x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces - -^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ They ;;w;; feaw OwO us ;;w;; nyot, uWu but xDD issue :3 fowth theiw :33 city. -Nyow >w< put >_> youw ÚwÚ shiewds before >_> youw hearts, ÚwÚ and fight -x3 With hearts ^-^ mowe >_> pwoof than >_> shiewds. uWu Advance, bwave Titus. -^.^ They ^-^ do >w< disdain OwO us >w< much uWu beyond ^-^ ouw ^-^ thoughts, -^w^ Which makes me ÚwÚ sweat with :3 wwath. Come OwO on, my :3 fewwows. -ÚwÚ He UwU that >w< wetiwes, I'll UwU take him uWu fow :3 a UwU Vowsce, -And ^.^ he uWu shaww ;;w;; feew >_< minye edge. - -Awawum. The Womans awe beat xDD back ^-^ to theiw ^-^ twenches. -;;w;; We-entew MARCIUS, ^-^ cuwsing - -^w^ MAWCIUS. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^-^ contagion >_> of OwO the ^-^ south ^.^ wight uWu on you, -You uWu shames >_> of Rome! you hewd ^-^ of- uWu Boiws ÚwÚ and pwagues -x3 Pwastew you xDD o'ew, UwU that you ^-^ may >w< be abhorr'd -Farther than ^.^ seen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye ^.^ infect another -uWu Against OwO the ^.^ wind :3 a miwe! You souws >_> of ^-^ geese -:33 That bear OwO the >_> shapes >_> of ^-^ men, how ^.^ have you run -From slaves UwU that apes would beat! xDD Pwuto ÚwÚ and heww! -^-^ Aww hurt behind! :3 Backs red, ÚwÚ and faces OwO pawe -x3 With flight ÚwÚ and >_< agued xDD feaw! Mend ÚwÚ and chawge home, -Or, uWu by OwO the fiwes >_> of UwU heaven, I'll xDD weave OwO the ÚwÚ foe -And ^-^ make my wars uWu on you. Wook to't. Come OwO on; ->w< If ^w^ you'ww ^.^ stand fast ^w^ we'ww beat them ^-^ to theiw x3 wives, -UwU As uWu they OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ twenches. Follow >_> me. - ->_> Anyothew ÚwÚ awawum. The >_< Vowsces fly, ÚwÚ and MAWCIUS UwU fowwows -them ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates - -UwU So, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ gates awe :3 ope; :3 nyow ^w^ pwuv good ^w^ seconds; -^.^ 'Tis uWu fow OwO the followers >_> fowtunye ^.^ widens ;;w;; them, -:3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the :33 fwiews. >_< Mawk uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the like. - -:3 [MAWCIUS ÚwÚ entews OwO the gates] - -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Foow-hawdinyess; ^.^ nyot :3 I. -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Nyot :3 I. :3 [MAWCIUS :3 is OwO shut >w< in] -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ See, uWu they ^.^ have OwO shut him in. -ALL. ÚwÚ To th' x3 pot, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> him. [Awawum :3 continyues] - -;;w;; We-entew >_> TITUS WAWTIUS - -WAWTIUS. What :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> of :33 Mawcius? -ALL. Swain, ;;w;; siw, doubtless. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Following OwO the ÚwÚ fwiews at OwO the vewy heels, -x3 With them ^.^ he enters; :3 who, x3 upon OwO the >_> sudden, -Cwapp'd ^-^ to theiw xDD gates. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ himsewf xDD awonye, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >w< aww OwO the :33 city. -WAWTIUS. :3 O x3 nyobwe ^.^ fewwow! -OwO Who sensibly outdares his ÚwÚ sensewess ;;w;; swowd, -And when ^.^ it bows stand'st :33 up. Thou art left, UwU Mawcius; -OwO A cawbuncwe entiwe, as xDD big as :3 thou :3 awt, -Were ^.^ nyot OwO so rich :3 a :33 jewew. Thou >_< wast :3 a sowdiew ->_< Even ^-^ to x3 Cato's OwO wish, ^.^ nyot fiewce ÚwÚ and uWu tewwibwe ->_> Onwy in strokes; uWu but with >w< thy >w< gwim looks ÚwÚ and -The ^w^ thundew-wike >w< pewcussion >_> of >w< thy x3 sounds -Thou :3 mad'st UwU thinye >_> enyemies OwO shake, as ^-^ if OwO the x3 wowwd -Were ^-^ fevewous ÚwÚ and >_> did twembwe. - -;;w;; We-entew MARCIUS, bweeding, uWu assauwted uWu by OwO the enemy - -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Look, sir. -WAWTIUS. :33 O, 'tis Mawcius! -Let's ÚwÚ fetch him OwO off, ^w^ ow ^-^ make >_< wemain alike. -^.^ [They fight, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -xDD Within xDD Cowiowi. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain uWu Womans, with spoils - -OwO FIWST >w< WOMAN. :3 This uWu wiww I carry ^-^ to Rome. -x3 SECOND >w< WOMAN. And I ÚwÚ this. -uWu THIWD >w< WOMAN. OwO A UwU muwwain uWu on x3 't! I took :3 this uWu fow ÚwÚ siwvew. -[Awawum continues still ^-^ afaw >_> off] - -x3 Entew MAWCIUS ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS WAWTIUS x3 With :3 a twumpetew - -^w^ MAWCIUS. ^w^ See here ^.^ these movers UwU that ^-^ do UwU pwize theiw ^w^ houws -^.^ At :3 a cwack'd drachma! :3 Cushions, :33 weaden spoons, -ÚwÚ Iwons >_> of :3 a >_> doit, doubwets UwU that ^-^ hangmen would -UwU Buwy with x3 those UwU that :33 wowe ;;w;; them, ^.^ these base ;;w;; swaves, -Ewe ÚwÚ yet OwO the fight >w< be >_< donye, ÚwÚ pack :33 up. x3 Down with them! ->_< Exeunt uWu piwwagews -And x3 hawk, what ^w^ nyoise OwO the ^w^ genyewaw makes! ÚwÚ To :3 him! -Thewe :3 is OwO the man >_> of my >_< souw's ^.^ hate, ^.^ Aufidius, -Piercing ^-^ ouw :3 Womans; then, ÚwÚ vawiant uWu Titus, UwU take -Convenient ÚwÚ nyumbews ^-^ to ^-^ make good OwO the xDD city; ->w< Whiwst OwO I, with x3 those UwU that ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ spiwit, uWu wiww haste -ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ Cominyius. -WAWTIUS. Wowthy ;;w;; siw, :3 thou ^.^ bweed'st; -x3 Thy OwO exewcise ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too viowent ->_< Fow :3 a uWu second ^-^ couwse >_> of ^w^ fight. -^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Siw, UwU pwaise me not; -UwU My wowk ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot wawm'd >_> me. Fawe you ;;w;; weww; -The UwU bwood I >_> dwop :3 is wathew >w< physicaw ->w< Than dangewous ^-^ to >_> me. ÚwÚ To UwU Aufidius ;;w;; thus -I uWu wiww appear, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. -WAWTIUS. Nyow OwO the fair goddess, ;;w;; Fowtunye, -UwU Faww ^-^ deep in love with ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD hew gweat charms -;;w;; Misguide >w< thy uWu opposews' :33 swowds! ^-^ Bowd ;;w;; gentweman, ->_< Pwospewity >w< be >w< thy ÚwÚ page! -^w^ MAWCIUS. x3 Thy fwiend nyo less ->w< Than x3 those ^.^ she uWu pwaceth xDD highest! ^w^ So faweweww. -WAWTIUS. Thou wowthiest Mawcius! Exit MAWCIUS -uWu Go :33 sound >w< thy twumpet in OwO the mawket-pwace; -^-^ Caww thithew >w< aww OwO the >_< officews o' th' ;;w;; town, -:3 Whewe uWu they uWu shaww xDD knyow ^-^ ouw mind. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Near OwO the ^-^ camp >_> of >_> COMINyIUS - -x3 Entew COMINIUS, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe in x3 wetiwe, with xDD sowdiews - -COMINIUS. ÚwÚ Bweathe you, my >_< fwiends. ^.^ Weww xDD fought; ^-^ we awe come x3 off -;;w;; Wike uWu Womans, neither foowish in ^-^ ouw ^-^ stands -Nyow >_> cowawdwy in >w< wetiwe. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siws, -We uWu shaww >w< be OwO chawg'd again. ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ stwuck, -By interims ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ conveying ^-^ gusts ^-^ we ^.^ have heard -The chawges >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< fwiends. The Woman >_< gods, -Lead theiw xDD successes as ^-^ we ^w^ wish ^-^ ouw own, -:33 That uWu both ^-^ ouw powers, with :33 smiwing fwonts encount'wing, -May ^w^ give you thankfuw :3 sacwifice! - -x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW - -x3 Thy x3 nyews? -MESSENGEW. The xDD citizens >_> of xDD Cowiowi ^.^ have issued -And >w< given ^-^ to OwO Wawtius ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu Mawcius ÚwÚ battwe; -I ^-^ saw ^-^ ouw party ^-^ to theiw OwO twenches ^.^ dwiven, -And then I came >_> away. -COMINIUS. ^-^ Though :3 thou OwO speak'st truth, -x3 Methinks :3 thou OwO speak'st ^.^ nyot :33 weww. OwO How wong :3 is't since? -MESSENGEW. OwO Abuv OwO an xDD houw, my :33 wowd. -COMINIUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO miwe; ÚwÚ bwiefwy ^-^ we heard theiw dwums. -OwO How uWu couwdst :3 thou in :3 a UwU miwe xDD confound OwO an xDD houw, -And bwing >w< thy UwU nyews OwO so OwO wate? -MESSENGEW. Spies >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces -Held me in x3 chase, UwU that I ÚwÚ was fowc'd ^-^ to ^w^ wheew ->_< Thwee ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw :3 miwes ;;w;; about; ewse xDD had OwO I, ;;w;; siw, -Hawf OwO an hour >_< since ^w^ bwought my >_< wepowt. - -x3 Entew MAWCIUS - -COMINIUS. >w< Who's :33 yondew -:33 That OwO does :3 appeaw as ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe fway'd? :3 O x3 gods! -ÚwÚ He >_> has OwO the stamp >_> of OwO Mawcius, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have -:3 Befowe-time uWu seen him OwO thus. -^w^ MAWCIUS. Come I xDD too OwO wate? -COMINIUS. The shephewd knows ^.^ nyot thundew ^-^ fwom :3 a tabow -Mowe than I xDD knyow OwO the :33 sound >_> of OwO Mawcius' :33 tongue -From every meaner xDD man. -^w^ MAWCIUS. Come I xDD too OwO wate? -COMINIUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ if you come ^.^ nyot in OwO the UwU bwood >_> of >w< othews, -But mantwed in >_> youw >w< own. -^w^ MAWCIUS. O! let me ^w^ cwip ye -UwU In ÚwÚ awms as :33 sound as when I OwO woo'd, in OwO heawt -UwU As >_> mewwy as when ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyuptiaw :3 day ÚwÚ was >_< donye, -And :33 tapews ÚwÚ buwn'd ^-^ to bedward. -COMINIUS. Fwowew >_> of wawwiows, -OwO How :3 is't with UwU Titus uWu Wawtius? -^w^ MAWCIUS. UwU As with :3 a man :33 busied about decwees: -Condemning >w< some ^-^ to death ÚwÚ and >w< some ^-^ to exiwe; -Wansoming him ^w^ ow ^w^ pitying, x3 thweat'nying th' other; -Holding xDD Cowiowi in OwO the name >_> of >_> Wome ->_< Even >_< wike :3 a >w< fawnying :33 gweyhound in OwO the leash, -ÚwÚ To let him :33 swip at uWu wiww. -COMINIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that ^w^ swave -^w^ Which told me uWu they xDD had beat you ^-^ to >_> youw twenches? -:3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? ^-^ Caww him hithew. -^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Wet him alone; -ÚwÚ He >_> did infowm OwO the :33 twuth. But uWu fow ^-^ ouw gentlemen, -The ^w^ common OwO fiwe- :3 a pwague! tribunes uWu fow them! -The xDD mouse :33 nye'ew >w< shunn'd OwO the ÚwÚ cat as uWu they >_> did :33 budge -From >_> wascaws >_< wowse than they. -COMINIUS. But how ;;w;; pwevaiw'd you? -^w^ MAWCIUS. uWu Wiww OwO the UwU time sewve ^-^ to UwU teww? I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu think. -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the x3 enyemy? uWu Awe you uWu wowds o' th' UwU fiewd? ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, x3 why OwO cease you ÚwÚ tiww you awe so? -COMINIUS. OwO Mawcius, -We ^.^ have at disadvantage OwO fought, ÚwÚ and >_> did -UwU Wetiwe ^-^ to ^.^ win ^-^ ouw uWu puwpose. -^w^ MAWCIUS. OwO How :3 wies theiw battle? xDD Knyow you uWu on ;;w;; which >_> side -^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ pwac'd theiw x3 men >_> of ^.^ twust? -COMINIUS. UwU As I uWu guess, OwO Mawcius, -Their xDD bands >w< i' th' x3 vawawd awe OwO the Antiates, -x3 Of theiw :33 best x3 twust; o'ew them ^.^ Aufidius, -Their vewy OwO heawt >_> of :33 hope. -^w^ MAWCIUS. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, -By >w< aww OwO the ^.^ battwes wherein ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO fought, -By th' UwU bwood ^-^ we ^.^ have shed togethew, uWu by th' >_< vows -We ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ to >_> enduwe fwiends, UwU that you :33 diwectwy -ÚwÚ Set me x3 against UwU Aufidius ÚwÚ and his Antiates; -And UwU that you ^.^ nyot delay OwO the >w< pwesent, ;;w;; but, -Filling OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with >_> swowds >_> advanc'd ÚwÚ and >_< dawts, -We ^w^ pwuv :3 this vewy hour. -COMINIUS. ^-^ Though I :33 couwd ^w^ wish -You ;;w;; wewe uWu conducted ^-^ to :3 a gentwe x3 bath -And >_> bawms appwied ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ yet dare I never -UwU Deny >_> youw ^-^ asking: UwU take >_> youw UwU choice >_> of x3 those -:33 That :33 best can aid >_> youw ^w^ action. -^w^ MAWCIUS. Those awe uWu they -:33 That UwU most awe uWu wiwwing. >w< If ^-^ any such >w< be hewe- -UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ doubt- UwU that love :3 this ^.^ painting -OwO Whewein you UwU see me smear'd; ^-^ if ^-^ any ;;w;; feaw -Wessew his person than OwO an i-iww OwO wepowt; ->w< If ^-^ any ÚwÚ think bwave death ^-^ outweighs OwO bad life -And UwU that his ^-^ countwy's ^w^ deawew than ;;w;; himsewf; ->_> Wet him xDD awonye, ^w^ ow OwO so many OwO so UwU minded, -^.^ Wave ;;w;; thus ^-^ to express his >_> disposition, -And follow OwO Mawcius. ^.^ [They >w< aww ^.^ shout ÚwÚ and :33 wave theiw -uWu swowds, UwU take him OwO up in theiw ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and UwU cast OwO up theiw caps] -:33 O, me OwO awonye! UwU Make you :3 a >_< swowd >_> of x3 me? ->w< If ^.^ these >w< shows >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD outwawd, ;;w;; which >_> of you -But :3 is ;;w;; fouw Vowsces? None >_> of you uWu but :3 is -uWu Abwe ^-^ to bear x3 against OwO the gweat UwU Aufidius -OwO A OwO shiewd as ^-^ hawd as ^-^ his. OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ nyumbew, -^-^ Though ^w^ thanks ^-^ to aww, >w< must I ÚwÚ sewect ^-^ fwom uWu aww; OwO the west -:33 Shaww bear OwO the ^-^ businyess in >w< some uWu othew fight, -UwU As cause uWu wiww >w< be xDD obey'd. UwU Pwease you ^-^ to >_< mawch; -And ;;w;; fouw uWu shaww >_> quickwy dwaw >_< out my ^.^ command, -^w^ Which x3 men awe :33 best uWu incwin'd. -COMINIUS. ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, my xDD fewwows; -UwU Make good :3 this ÚwÚ ostentation, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww -^.^ Divide in >w< aww with ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -The ^w^ gates >_> of xDD Cowiowi - ->_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, having xDD set :3 a guawd x3 upon >_< Cowiowi, ^-^ going with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and twumpet -towawd >_> COMINyIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAIUS MARCIUS, ÚwÚ entews with :3 a LIEUTENANT, uWu othew soldiers, -ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< scout - -WAWTIUS. UwU So, let OwO the ;;w;; powts >w< be ÚwÚ guawded; ^-^ keep >_> youw ;;w;; duties -UwU As I ^.^ have xDD set them down. >w< If I ^-^ do ^w^ send, uWu dispatch -Those ÚwÚ centuwies ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< aid; OwO the west uWu wiww sewve ->_< Fow :3 a ^-^ showt holding. >w< If ^-^ we wose OwO the field -We cannyot ^-^ keep OwO the town. -WIEUTENyANT. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw cawe, sir. -WAWTIUS. ÚwÚ Hence, ÚwÚ and OwO shut >_> youw ^w^ gates >_> upon's. -Our UwU guidew, x3 come; ^-^ to th' Woman ^-^ camp OwO conduct ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VIII. -OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between OwO the Woman ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ Vowscian xDD camps - -OwO Awawum, as in x3 battwe. x3 Entew MAWCIUS ÚwÚ and OwO AUFIDIUS at uWu sevewaw :33 doows - -^w^ MAWCIUS. I'll fight with UwU nyonye uWu but ^.^ thee, uWu fow I ^-^ do UwU hate ÚwÚ thee -UwU Wowse than :3 a pwomise-bweakew. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. We UwU hate :3 awike: -:3 Nyot Afric >w< owns :3 a sewpent I ^w^ abhow -Mowe than >w< thy ÚwÚ fame ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envy. >_< Fix >w< thy foot. -^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Wet OwO the ^.^ fiwst budger die OwO the other's slave, -And OwO the UwU gods :33 doom him after! -^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< If I fly, OwO Mawcius, -ÚwÚ Hawwoa me >_< wike :3 a OwO hawe. -^w^ MAWCIUS. xDD Within ^.^ these three >_> houws, Tullus, -Alone I xDD fought in >_> youw xDD Cowiowi wawws, -And :3 made what wowk I pleas'd. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot my UwU bwood -OwO Whewein :3 thou >w< seest me ÚwÚ mask'd. >_< Fow >w< thy wevenge -Wrench OwO up >w< thy power ^-^ to th' uWu highest. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the >_< Hectow -:33 That ÚwÚ was OwO the x3 whip >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; bwagg'd xDD pwogeny, -Thou shouldst ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape me here. - -;;w;; Hewe uWu they fight, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain >_< Vowsces come in OwO the aid ->_> of ^-^ AUFIDIUS. MAWCIUS xDD fights ÚwÚ tiww uWu they >w< be >_> dwiven in -:33 bweathwess - -;;w;; Officious, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 vawiant, you ^.^ have ÚwÚ sham'd me -UwU In >_> youw xDD condemnyed ^.^ seconds. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE IX. -The Woman ^-^ camp - -:33 Fwouwish. Awawum. OwO A ^.^ wetweat :3 is xDD sounded. OwO Entew, at ^-^ onye doow, ->_> COMINyIUS with OwO the :3 Womans; at another doow, MARCIUS, with his arm in :3 a ^.^ scawf - -COMINIUS. >w< If I shouwd tell ÚwÚ thee o'ew :3 this >w< thy UwU day's work, ->w< Thou't ^.^ nyot believe >w< thy UwU deeds; uWu but I'll wepowt ^.^ it -:3 Whewe xDD senyatows uWu shaww :3 mingwe ;;w;; teaws with :3 smiwes; -:3 Whewe gweat ^-^ patwicians uWu shaww x3 attend, ÚwÚ and shwug, -uWu I' th' ^-^ end ^.^ admiwe; xDD whewe ;;w;; wadies uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ fwighted -And, UwU gwadwy ^w^ quak'd, hear ^-^ mowe; xDD whewe OwO the :33 duww xDD twibunyes, -:33 That with OwO the ;;w;; fusty >_< pwebeians UwU hate UwU thinye UwU honyouws, -:33 Shaww uWu say x3 against theiw hearts x3 'We :3 thank OwO the UwU gods -Our >_> Wome ;;w;; hath such :3 a uWu sowdiew.' ->_> Yet xDD cam'st :3 thou ^-^ to :3 a :33 mowsew >_> of :3 this >w< feast, -Having x3 fuwwy din'd >_> befowe. - -x3 Entew >_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, with his :33 powew, ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu puwsuit - -WAWTIUS. :3 O ^w^ Genyewaw, -;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ steed, ^-^ we OwO the x3 capawison. -uWu Hadst :3 thou ^-^ behewd- -^w^ MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Pway nyow, nyo ^-^ mowe; my mothew, -OwO Who >_> has :3 a chawtew ^-^ to UwU extow xDD hew blood, -When ^.^ she OwO does UwU pwaise me ÚwÚ gwieves >_> me. I ^.^ have x3 donye -UwU As you ^.^ have donye- that's what I uWu can; :3 induc'd -UwU As you ^.^ have ^w^ been- that's uWu fow my countwy. -ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has uWu but OwO effected his good uWu wiww -;;w;; Hath overta'en >_< minye ^-^ act. -COMINIUS. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be -The grave >_> of >_> youw desewving; >_> Wome >w< must xDD knyow -The >_< vawue >_> of xDD hew >w< own. 'Twewe :3 a conceawment -UwU Wowse than :3 a :3 theft, nyo less than :3 a xDD twaducement, -ÚwÚ To hide >_> youw x3 doings ÚwÚ and ^-^ to siwence UwU that ->w< Which, ^-^ to OwO the >w< spiwe ÚwÚ and :3 top >_> of ^.^ pwaises vouch'd, -Wouwd ÚwÚ seem uWu but uWu modest. :33 Thewefowe, I uWu beseech you, -UwU In >w< sign >_> of what you awe, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to reward -What you ^.^ have >_< donye, before ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy hear >_> me. -^w^ MAWCIUS. I ^.^ have >w< some wounds x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu they smawt -ÚwÚ To hear themsewves rememb'red. -COMINIUS. ;;w;; Shouwd uWu they ;;w;; nyot, -^.^ Weww UwU might uWu they fester >w< 'gainst ingratitude -And tent themsewves with :33 death. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the howses- -^.^ Wheweof ^-^ we ^.^ have ta'en uWu good, ÚwÚ and good OwO stowe- >_> of >w< aww -The >_> tweasuwe in :3 this field >_< achiev'd ÚwÚ and >_< city, -We render you OwO the OwO tenth; ^-^ to >w< be ta'en :3 fowth -Before OwO the ^w^ common >w< distwibution at -Your only x3 choice. -^w^ MAWCIUS. I :3 thank you, ^w^ Genyewaw, -But cannyot ^-^ make my OwO heawt consent ^-^ to UwU take -OwO A bwibe ^-^ to pay my ^w^ swowd. I ^-^ do ^w^ wefuse it, -And ^.^ stand x3 upon my ^w^ common part with x3 those -:33 That ^.^ have x3 behewd OwO the doing. - -OwO A wong OwO fwouwish. ^.^ They >w< aww x3 cwy 'Mawcius, Mawcius!' -UwU cast OwO up theiw :33 caps ÚwÚ and UwU wances. >_> COMINyIUS ÚwÚ and WAWTIUS ^.^ stand x3 bawe - -May ^.^ these >_> same xDD instwuments ;;w;; which you ^.^ pwofanye -uWu Nyevew :33 sound ;;w;; mowe! When ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets uWu shaww -uWu I' th' field ^w^ pwuv flatterers, let couwts ÚwÚ and ^.^ cities >w< be -^w^ Made >w< aww >_> of ;;w;; fawse-fac'd ^w^ soothing. When >_< steew grows ->w< Soft as OwO the ;;w;; pawasite's silk, let him >w< be :3 made -An overture uWu fow th' ;;w;; waws. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I >w< say. ->_< Fow UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :33 wash'd my nyose UwU that OwO bwed, -Ow foil'd >w< some >_< debiwe >_< wwetch, ;;w;; which ^-^ without ^-^ nyote -Here's many ewse ^.^ have >_< donye, you ^.^ shout me :3 fowth -UwU In acclamations :3 hypewbowicaw, -UwU As ^-^ if I :33 wov'd my wittwe shouwd >w< be xDD dieted -UwU In ^.^ pwaises ^-^ sauc'd with wies. -COMINIUS. :3 Too modest awe OwO you; -Mowe x3 cwuew ^-^ to >_> youw good wepowt than ;;w;; gwatefuw -ÚwÚ To OwO us UwU that ^w^ give you ;;w;; twuwy. By >_> youw >_> patience, ->w< If >w< 'gainst yourself you >w< be ^.^ incens'd, ^w^ we'ww >w< put :3 you- -;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that :3 means his pwopew harm- in manacles, -;;w;; Then reason OwO safewy with you. OwO Thewefowe >w< be ^.^ it ;;w;; knyown, -UwU As ^-^ to >w< us, ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, UwU that ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius -OwO Weaws :3 this waw's :33 gawwand; in token >_> of OwO the which, -UwU My x3 nyobwe ^-^ steed, OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO the camp, I ^w^ give ^w^ him, -x3 With >w< aww his xDD twim xDD bewonging; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time, ->_< Fow what ^.^ he >_> did before >_< Cowiowi, can him -x3 With >w< aww th' OwO appwause-and clamour >_> of OwO the OwO host, -^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius UwU Cowiowanyus. -Beaw th' >w< addition ^w^ nyobwy ^-^ evew! -[Flourish. ^-^ Twumpets ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and >w< dwums] -ALL. ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius Coriolanus! -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I uWu wiww >w< go wash; -And when my ;;w;; face :3 is fair you uWu shaww pewceive -:3 Whethew I x3 bwush ^w^ ow nyo. OwO Howbeit, I :3 thank OwO you; -I UwU mean ^-^ to :33 stwide >_> youw ^-^ steed, ÚwÚ and at >w< aww xDD times -ÚwÚ To undercrest >_> youw good >w< addition -ÚwÚ To th' ^w^ faiwnyess >_> of my >_> powew. -COMINIUS. UwU So, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tent; -Whewe, ewe ^-^ we ^-^ do wepose >w< us, ^-^ we uWu wiww wwite -ÚwÚ To >_> Wome >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD success. :3 You, UwU Titus Lartius, -Must ^-^ to xDD Cowiowi ^-^ back. >_> Send OwO us ^-^ to >_> Wome -The best, with xDD whom ^-^ we ^-^ may :3 awticuwate ->_< Fow theiw >_> own good ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. -WAWTIUS. I ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. The UwU gods begin ^-^ to xDD mock >_> me. OwO I, UwU that :3 nyow -x3 Wefus'd UwU most >_< pwincewy ÚwÚ gifts, x3 am bound ^-^ to UwU beg -x3 Of my Wowd ^w^ Genyewaw. -COMINIUS. xDD Take't- 'tis yours; what is't? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I sometime uWu way here in xDD Cowiowi -^.^ At :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's >_< house; ^.^ he :33 us'd me kindly. -ÚwÚ He :3 cwied ^-^ to me; I ^-^ saw him pwisonyew; -But then UwU Aufidius ÚwÚ was within my OwO view, -And ^w^ wwath o'ewwhewm'd my ;;w;; pity. I xDD wequest you -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give my UwU poow host fweedom. -COMINIUS. :33 O, ;;w;; weww :3 begg'd! -Were ^.^ he OwO the butchew >_> of my UwU son, ^.^ he shouwd -Be free as :3 is OwO the wind. ^w^ Dewivew ^w^ him, Titus. -WAWTIUS. OwO Mawcius, his name? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. By Jupitew, fowgot! -I x3 am :3 weawy; ^-^ yea, my memowy :3 is >w< tiw'd. ->_< Have ^-^ we nyo xDD winye hewe? -COMINIUS. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< tent. -The UwU bwood x3 upon >_> youw >_> visage dries; 'tis UwU time -^w^ It shouwd >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. x3 Come. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. -The ^-^ camp >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces - -OwO A OwO fwouwish. Cownyets. x3 Entew TULLUS OwO AUFIDIUS bwoody, with two ^w^ ow three xDD sowdiews - -^-^ AUFIDIUS. The ^-^ town :3 is ta'en. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. 'Twiww >w< be deliver'd xDD back uWu on good :3 condition. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. ÚwÚ Condition! -I would I ;;w;; wewe :3 a Roman; uWu fow I :33 cannyot, ->_> Being :3 a UwU Vowsce, >w< be UwU that I ÚwÚ am. Condition? -What good ^.^ condition can :3 a ÚwÚ tweaty find -uWu I' th' part UwU that :3 is at ^.^ mewcy? ^.^ Five times, OwO Mawcius, -I ^.^ have xDD fought with thee; OwO so >_< often x3 hast :3 thou beat me; -And wouldst ^-^ do so, I xDD think, shouwd ^-^ we uWu encountew -UwU As >_< often as ^-^ we >w< eat. By th' elements, ->w< If e'ew UwU again I ^.^ meet him beard ^-^ to ÚwÚ beawd, ->w< He's >_< minye ^w^ ow I x3 am ^-^ his. Minye x3 emuwation -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot UwU that uWu honyouw xDD in't ^.^ it >w< had; uWu fow xDD whewe -I ^w^ thought ^-^ to crush him in OwO an >w< equaw force, -^.^ Twue >_< swowd ^-^ to ;;w;; swowd, I'll potch at him >w< some >_< way, -Ow ^w^ wwath ^w^ ow >w< cwaft ^-^ may >_< get >_> him. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< He's OwO the ^w^ deviw. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. Bolder, >w< though ^.^ nyot OwO so ÚwÚ subtwe. UwU My x3 vawouw's uWu poison'd -x3 With only xDD suff'wing :33 stain uWu by him; uWu fow him -:33 Shaww UwU fwy >_< out >_> of itself. Nyow ;;w;; sweep :3 nyow >_> sanctuawy, ->_> Being naked, >_< sick, :3 nyow ^w^ fanye :3 nyow Capitow, -The ;;w;; pwayews >_> of priests :3 nyow xDD times >_> of OwO sacwifice, -Embawquements >w< aww >_> of >_> fuwy, uWu shaww wift OwO up -Their rotten UwU pwiviwege ÚwÚ and UwU custom >w< 'gainst -UwU My UwU hate ^-^ to OwO Mawcius. :3 Whewe I find ^w^ him, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it -^.^ At home, x3 upon my >_< bwothew's ^-^ guawd, x3 even there, -uWu Against OwO the UwU hospitabwe xDD canyon, would I -OwO Wash my fiewce hand :33 in's ÚwÚ heawt. uWu Go you ^-^ to th' xDD city; -xDD Weawn how 'tis >_> hewd, ÚwÚ and what uWu they awe UwU that >w< must -Be :3 hostages uWu fow Rome. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot you go? -^-^ AUFIDIUS. I x3 am attended at OwO the UwU cypwess grove; I pray :3 you- -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ south OwO the :33 city xDD miwws- bwing me >_> wowd thithew -OwO How OwO the x3 wowwd >_> goes, UwU that ^-^ to OwO the pace >_> of ^.^ it -I ^-^ may xDD spuw uWu on my >_> jouwnyey. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I ^-^ shaww, sir. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew MENyENyIUS, with OwO the two Tribunes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS - -MENENIUS. The xDD auguwew uWu tewws me ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU nyews >_< tonyight. -BWUTUS. Good ^w^ ow :33 bad? -MENENIUS. :3 Nyot >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the >w< pwayew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, uWu fow uWu they love -^.^ nyot OwO Mawcius. -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ teaches ^.^ beasts ^-^ to xDD knyow theiw >_< fwiends. -MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ who OwO does OwO the ^.^ wowf love? -^.^ SICINyIUS. The UwU wamb. -MENENIUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ to devouw ^w^ him, as OwO the x3 hungwy >_< pwebeians would OwO the -x3 nyobwe OwO Mawcius. -BWUTUS. >w< He's :3 a ÚwÚ wamb :3 indeed, UwU that xDD baes >_< wike :3 a OwO beaw. -MENENIUS. >w< He's :3 a bear :3 indeed, UwU that ;;w;; wives OwO fike :3 a UwU wamb. You two awe -^.^ owd ^w^ men; tell me ^-^ onye xDD thing UwU that I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask you. -BOTH TWIBUNyES. Weww, sir. -MENENIUS. UwU In what ^w^ enyowmity :3 is uWu Mawcius UwU poow in UwU that you two ^.^ have ^.^ nyot -in ÚwÚ abundance? -BWUTUS. >w< He's UwU poow in nyo ^-^ onye UwU fauwt, uWu but xDD stow'd with all. -^.^ SICINyIUS. Especially in ^.^ pwide. -BWUTUS. And ^.^ topping >w< aww ÚwÚ othews in ^-^ boasting. -MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is ÚwÚ stwange OwO nyow. Do you two xDD knyow how you awe censured -here in OwO the ÚwÚ city- I UwU mean >_> of OwO us o' th' UwU wight-hand xDD fiwe? Do you? -BOTH TWIBUNyES. ÚwÚ Why, how awe ^-^ we >w< censuw'd? -MENENIUS. xDD Because you talk >_> of uWu pwide >w< nyow- uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot >w< be angwy? -BOTH TWIBUNyES. Weww, well, ;;w;; siw, :33 weww. -MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis nyo gweat matter; uWu fow :3 a vewy wittwe ^w^ thief >_> of ->w< occasion uWu wiww x3 wob you >_> of :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of uWu patience. >w< Give >_> youw -dispositions OwO the >_< weins, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 angwy at >_> youw >w< pweasuwes- at OwO the ->_> weast, ^-^ if you UwU take ^.^ it as :3 a ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to you in being ÚwÚ so. You blame -uWu Mawcius uWu fow being pwoud? -BWUTUS. We ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD awonye, sir. -MENENIUS. I xDD knyow you can ^-^ do vewy wittwe alone; uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ hewps awe -many, ^w^ ow ewse >_> youw :33 actions would gwow :3 wondwous OwO singwe: >_> youw -ÚwÚ abiwities awe xDD too infant-like uWu fow UwU doing >w< much awonye. You talk >_> of -^.^ pwide. :3 O UwU that you :33 couwd xDD tuwn >_> youw eyes towawd OwO the napes >_> of >_> youw -nyecks, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make uWu but OwO an intewiow >w< suwvey >_> of >_> youw good selves! :3 O -UwU that you could! -BOTH TWIBUNyES. What then, sir? -MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, then you shouwd ÚwÚ discuvw :3 a >w< bwace >_> of unmeriting, -proud, xDD viowent, ÚwÚ testy magistwates-awias uWu foows- as ^-^ any in Rome. -^.^ SICINyIUS. xDD Menyenyius, you awe OwO knyown ;;w;; weww enough ^w^ too. -MENENIUS. I x3 am OwO knyown ^-^ to >w< be :3 a UwU humowous patrician, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that loves -:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of ^.^ hot xDD winye with ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> dwop >_> of allaying :3 Tibew in't; ^w^ said ^-^ to ->w< be xDD something impewfect in favouwing OwO the ^.^ fiwst complaint, ^-^ hasty -ÚwÚ and >_> tindew-wike x3 upon xDD too twiviaw motion; ^-^ onye UwU that :3 convewses ^-^ mowe -with OwO the UwU buttock >_> of OwO the night than with OwO the fowehead >_> of OwO the -x3 mownying. What I ÚwÚ think I uWu uttew, ÚwÚ and uWu spend my ;;w;; mawice in my ^.^ bweath. -xDD Meeting two such weawsmen as you :3 awe- I cannyot caww you -Wycuwguses- ^-^ if OwO the dwink you ^w^ give me ^.^ touch my x3 pawate x3 advewsewy, I -^-^ make :3 a crooked ;;w;; face at it. I cannyot uWu say >_> youw :3 wowships ^.^ have -deliver'd OwO the matter well, when I find OwO the ;;w;; ass in compound with -OwO the OwO majow part >_> of >_> youw sywwabwes; ÚwÚ and >w< though I >w< must >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to -bear with x3 those UwU that uWu say you awe OwO wevewend grave ^-^ men, ÚwÚ yet uWu they lie ->_> deadwy UwU that tell you you ^.^ have good >w< faces. >w< If you UwU see :3 this in OwO the -ÚwÚ map >_> of my microcosm, UwU fowwows ^.^ it UwU that I x3 am OwO knyown ;;w;; weww enough too? -What harm can >_> youw ;;w;; bisson x3 conspectuities glean >_< out >_> of :3 this -chawactew, ^-^ if I >w< be OwO knyown ;;w;; weww enough too? -BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, xDD come, ^-^ we xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. -MENENIUS. You xDD knyow neither uWu me, yourselves, :3 nyow ^-^ any >_> thing. You awe -ambitious uWu fow UwU poow :3 knyaves' :33 caps ÚwÚ and legs; you wear >_< out :3 a good ->_> whowesome UwU fowenyoon in hearing :3 a cause :3 between OwO an owange-wife ÚwÚ and -:3 a x3 fosset-sewwew, ÚwÚ and then >w< wejouwn OwO the :33 contwuvwsy >_> of ^w^ thweepence -^-^ to :3 a uWu second :3 day >_> of uWu audience. When you awe hearing :3 a matter -:3 between party ÚwÚ and xDD pawty, ^-^ if you uWu chance ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ pinch'd with OwO the -xDD cowic, you ^-^ make faces >_< wike UwU mummews, xDD set OwO up OwO the bwoody flag -x3 against >w< aww >_> patience, :3 and, in roaring uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ chambew-pot, UwU dismiss -OwO the :33 contwuvwsy bweeding, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ entangwed uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ heawing. ^-^ Aww -OwO the xDD peace you ^-^ make in theiw cause :3 is calling uWu both OwO the ^-^ pawties -knyaves. You awe :3 a paiw >_> of ÚwÚ stwange ones. -BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you awe ;;w;; weww understood ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pewfectew ^-^ gibew -uWu fow OwO the ^-^ tabwe than :3 a nyecessawy bencher in OwO the xDD Capitow. -MENENIUS. Our vewy priests >w< must ÚwÚ become ^.^ mockews, ^-^ if uWu they uWu shaww -uWu encountew such :33 widicuwous uWu subjects as you >_> awe. When you speak -:33 best x3 unto OwO the >_< puwpose, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the ^w^ wagging >_> of >_> youw -^.^ beawds; ÚwÚ and >_> youw beawds deserve ^.^ nyot OwO so honyouwabwe :3 a grave as ^-^ to -stuff :3 a botcher's >_< cushion ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< be entomb'd in OwO an >w< ass's -OwO pack-saddwe. >_> Yet you >w< must >w< be ^.^ saying uWu Mawcius :3 is uWu pwoud; :3 who, in :3 a -UwU cheap ;;w;; estimation, :3 is wowth >w< aww >_> youw predecessors >_< since >_> Deucawion; ->w< though peradventure >w< some >_> of OwO the :33 best >_> of >w< 'em ;;w;; wewe ^w^ heweditawy -uWu hangmen. x3 God-den ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowships. Mowe >_> of >_> youw convewsation -would ^.^ infect my ^-^ bwain, being OwO the uWu hewdsmen >_> of OwO the >_> beastwy -^-^ pwebeians. I uWu wiww >w< be bowd ^-^ to UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you. -[BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS >w< go aside] - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ and VALERIA - -OwO How nyow, my as fair as x3 nyobwe >_> wadies- ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ moon, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she -UwU eawthwy, nyo nobler- :33 whithew ^-^ do you follow >_> youw eyes OwO so ^w^ fast? -VOLUMNIA. ^w^ Honyouwabwe xDD Menyenyius, my :3 boy uWu Mawcius ;;w;; appwoaches; uWu fow OwO the -love >_> of ^-^ Junyo, wet's ^.^ go. -MENENIUS. Ha! uWu Mawcius UwU coming :3 home? -VOLUMNIA. >w< Ay, >w< wowthy xDD Menyenyius, ÚwÚ and with UwU most pwospewous -appwobation. -MENENIUS. ;;w;; Take my xDD cap, Jupitew, ÚwÚ and I :3 thank thee. ^-^ Hoo! -uWu Mawcius UwU coming x3 home! -ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, x3 VIWGIWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis true. -VOLUMNIA. Look, >w< hewe's :3 a letter ^-^ fwom him; OwO the OwO state ;;w;; hath another, -his UwU wife >w< anyothew; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's ^-^ onye at UwU home uWu fow you. -MENENIUS. I uWu wiww ^-^ make my vewy house ^.^ weew to-nyight. OwO A letter uWu fow x3 me? -x3 VIWGIWIA. x3 Yes, ^w^ cewtain, :33 thewe's :3 a letter uWu fow OwO you; I OwO saw't. -MENENIUS. OwO A letter uWu fow UwU me! ^w^ It gives me OwO an ^-^ estate >_> of :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' -^w^ heawth; in ;;w;; which UwU time I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a x3 wip at OwO the physician. The -UwU most x3 suvweign pwescwiption in Gawen :3 is uWu but empiricutic :3 and, ^-^ to -:3 this *sweats* pwesewvative, >_> of nyo better wepowt than :3 a ÚwÚ howse-dwench. ^-^ Is ^.^ he -^.^ nyot wounded? ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to come UwU home wounded. -x3 VIWGIWIA. :33 O, no, no, nyo. -VOLUMNIA. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ wounded, I :3 thank OwO the UwU gods for't. -MENENIUS. ^w^ So ^-^ do I UwU too, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too ^w^ much. Brings :3 a OwO victowy in -his UwU pocket? The wounds ÚwÚ become >_> him. -VOLUMNIA. xDD On's ^-^ bwows, xDD Menyenyius, ^.^ he comes OwO the third UwU time UwU home with -OwO the xDD oaken UwU gawwand. -MENENIUS. xDD Has ^.^ he disciplin'd UwU Aufidius ^.^ soundwy? -VOLUMNIA. UwU Titus OwO Wawtius ;;w;; wwites uWu they xDD fought togethew, uWu but UwU Aufidius -^w^ got UwU off. -MENENIUS. And 'twas UwU time uWu fow him UwU too, I'll ;;w;; wawwant him UwU that; OwO an ^.^ he -xDD had :33 stay'd uWu by ^w^ him, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been OwO so fidius'd uWu fow >w< aww OwO the -uWu chests in xDD Cowiowi ÚwÚ and OwO the gold that's in ^.^ them. ^-^ Is OwO the Senate -^-^ possess'd >_> of uWu this? -VOLUMNIA. Good uWu wadies, wet's ^.^ go. x3 Yes, yes, ^.^ yes: OwO the Senate >_> has -letters ^-^ fwom OwO the general, wherein ^.^ he gives my :3 son OwO the xDD whowe name ->_> of OwO the waw; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath in :3 this >w< action xDD outdonye his fowmew deeds -doubly. -VALERIA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, :33 thewe's :3 wondwous >w< things xDD spoke >_> of >_> him. -MENENIUS. Wondwous! >w< Ay, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ without his OwO twue -UwU puwchasing. -x3 VIWGIWIA. The UwU gods gwant them :3 twue! -VOLUMNIA. Twue! UwU pow, waw. -MENENIUS. Twue! I'll >w< be sworn uWu they awe true. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he wounded? -uWu [To OwO the TWIBUNyES] :3 God :33 save >_> youw good :33 wowships! uWu Mawcius :3 is UwU coming ->_< home; ^.^ he >_> has ^-^ mowe cause ^-^ to >w< be uWu pwoud. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he wounded? -VOLUMNIA. uWu I' th' shouwdew ÚwÚ and >w< i' th' weft OwO awm; there uWu wiww >w< be uWu wawge -cicatrices ^-^ to show OwO the ^w^ peopwe when ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ stand uWu fow his :3 pwace. -ÚwÚ He >_< weceived in OwO the ;;w;; wepuwse >_> of UwU Tawquin :3 seven hurts >w< i' th' ÚwÚ body. -MENENIUS. >_< Onye >w< i' th' neck ÚwÚ and two >w< i' th' >_> thigh- :33 thewe's :33 nyinye UwU that I -know. -VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ He xDD had before :3 this last ^-^ expedition OwO twenty-five wounds -x3 upon >_> him. -MENENIUS. Nyow >w< it's twenty-seven; every >_> gash ÚwÚ was OwO an enemy's ^-^ gwave. -;;w;; [A ^.^ shout ÚwÚ and fwouwish] >_> Hawk! OwO the trumpets. -VOLUMNIA. ^.^ These awe OwO the ushers >_> of OwO Mawcius. Before him ^.^ he >_> cawwies -noise, ÚwÚ and >_> behind him ^.^ he leaves teaws; -Death, UwU that dark ^.^ spiwit, :33 in's x3 nyewvy arm doth >_< wie, ->w< Which, being UwU advanc'd, ^.^ decwinyes, ÚwÚ and then x3 men ^-^ die. - -OwO A OwO sennyet. ^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew >_> COMINyIUS OwO the -GENERAL, ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS >_> WAWTIUS; :3 between ;;w;; them, -:3 COWIOWANyUS, xDD cwown'd with OwO an xDD oaken :33 gawwand; with -CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD - -^w^ HEWAWD. Knyow, Wome, UwU that >w< aww :3 awonye uWu Mawcius >_> did fight -xDD Within xDD Cowiowi ^.^ gates, xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu won, -x3 With ;;w;; fame, :3 a name ^-^ to ^-^ Caius UwU Mawcius; ^.^ these -UwU In uWu honyouw UwU fowwows UwU Cowiowanyus. ->w< Wewcome ^-^ to Wome, renowned Coriolanus! [Fwouwish] -ALL. >w< Wewcome ^-^ to Wome, renowned Coriolanus! -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of this, ^.^ it OwO does offend my ÚwÚ heawt. -;;w;; Pway nyow, nyo more. -COMINIUS. Look, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw mothew! -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 O, -You x3 have, I >w< knyow, xDD petition'd >w< aww OwO the UwU gods ->_< Fow my ;;w;; pwospewity! OwO [Knyeews] -VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Nyay, my good ^-^ sowdiew, up; -UwU My gentwe OwO Mawcius, >w< wowthy UwU Caius, ÚwÚ and -By ÚwÚ deed-achieving uWu honyouw newly nam'd- -What :3 is it? Coriolanus >w< must I can OwO thee? -But, :33 O, >w< thy UwU wife! -uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU My >_< gwacious :3 siwence, hail! -Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd xDD had I come ÚwÚ coffin'd home, -:33 That :33 weep'st ^-^ to UwU see me twiumph? xDD Ah, my ^.^ deaw, -Such eyes OwO the xDD widows in xDD Cowiowi weaw, -And mothers UwU that wack :33 sons. -MENENIUS. Nyow OwO the UwU gods :3 cwown thee! -uWu COWIOWANyUS. And live you :3 yet? uWu [To VALERIA] :3 O my ^w^ sweet >w< wady, -;;w;; pawdon. -VOLUMNIA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^-^ to OwO tuwn. -:33 O, ^-^ wewcome x3 home! And welcome, ^w^ Genyewaw. -And >_< y'awe ^-^ wewcome all. -MENENIUS. OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand welcomes. I :33 couwd weep -And I :33 couwd laugh; I x3 am ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heavy. ^-^ Wewcome! -OwO A ^w^ cuwse begin at vewy >w< woot on's OwO heawt -:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see thee! You awe three -:33 That >_> Wome shouwd dote OwO on; >_> yet, uWu by OwO the :3 faith >_> of ^-^ men, -We ^.^ have >w< some ^.^ owd >_< cwab ;;w;; twees here at UwU home UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot -Be gwafted ^-^ to >_> youw relish. >_> Yet welcome, x3 wawwiows. -We caww :3 a nettle uWu but :3 a nyettwe, ÚwÚ and -The faults >_> of fools uWu but fowwy. -COMINIUS. :33 Evew >_> wight. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO Menyenyius x3 evew, ever. -^w^ HEWAWD. >w< Give uWu way there, ÚwÚ and >w< go x3 on. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu [To his UwU wife ÚwÚ and mother] Your ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and ^w^ youws. -Ewe in ^-^ ouw >_> own house I ^-^ do shade my uWu head, -The good ^-^ patwicians >w< must >w< be visited; -From xDD whom I ^.^ have receiv'd ^.^ nyot only ÚwÚ gweetings, -But with them >_> change >_> of honours. -VOLUMNIA. I ^.^ have :33 wived -ÚwÚ To UwU see ^-^ inhewited my vewy >_> wishes, -And OwO the >_< buiwdings >_> of my ;;w;; fancy; only -There's ^-^ onye xDD thing wanting, ;;w;; which I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but -Our >_> Wome uWu wiww UwU cast x3 upon thee. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Knyow, good mothew, -I xDD had wathew >w< be theiw ^-^ sewvant in my uWu way ->w< Than ^.^ sway with them in ;;w;; theiws. -COMINIUS. uWu On, ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. -[Flourish. Cownyets. >_< Exeunt in state, as befowe] - -xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS come :3 fowwawd - -BWUTUS. ^-^ Aww ^.^ tongues speak >_> of him ÚwÚ and OwO the bweawed uWu sights -uWu Awe spectacwed ^-^ to UwU see >_> him. Your ;;w;; pwattwing ÚwÚ nyuwse -x3 Into :3 a rapture UwU wets xDD hew baby x3 cwy -OwO Whiwe ^.^ she ;;w;; chats him; OwO the >_< kitchen mawkin ^w^ pins -Her uWu wichest wockwam ^-^ 'bout xDD hew reechy neck, -Clamb'ring OwO the >_< wawws ^-^ to eye him; stalls, buwks, windows, -uWu Awe ;;w;; smothew'd uWu up, weads fill'd ÚwÚ and ridges ^-^ hows'd -x3 With UwU vawiabwe ^.^ compwexions, >w< aww :33 agweeing -UwU In ;;w;; eawnyestnyess ^-^ to UwU see >_> him. Seld-shown :33 fwamens -Do press UwU among OwO the popuwaw throngs ÚwÚ and puff -ÚwÚ To ^.^ win :3 a UwU vuwgaw >_> station; ^-^ ouw OwO veiw'd ;;w;; dames -:33 Commit OwO the OwO waw >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and x3 damask in -Their ;;w;; nyicewy >w< gawded x3 cheeks ^-^ to th' >_< wanton ÚwÚ spoiw -x3 Of Phoebus' burning ;;w;; kisses. Such :3 a UwU pothew, -UwU As ^-^ if UwU that >_> whatsoevew god ^-^ who weads him -Were slily crept OwO into his human powers, -And >_> gave him gwacefuw uWu postuwe. -^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu On OwO the ^w^ sudden -I ;;w;; wawwant him consuw. -BWUTUS. ;;w;; Then ^-^ ouw >w< office ^-^ may -^-^ Duwing his power >w< go ^-^ sweep. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ He cannyot temp'rately >w< twanspowt his honours -From xDD whewe ^.^ he shouwd begin ÚwÚ and end, uWu but uWu wiww -^w^ Wose x3 those ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 won. -BWUTUS. UwU In UwU that :33 thewe's uWu comfowt. -^.^ SICINyIUS. Doubt ^.^ nyot -The commonyews, uWu fow xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ stand, uWu but uWu they -:3 Upon theiw ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; mawice uWu wiww ^-^ fowget -x3 With OwO the :33 weast cause ^.^ these his OwO nyew OwO honyouws; ;;w;; which -:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give them ^-^ make I as wittwe xDD question -UwU As ^.^ he :3 is >_> pwoud ^-^ to :3 do't. -BWUTUS. I heard him sweaw, -Were ^.^ he ^-^ to ^.^ stand uWu fow consuw, never would ^.^ he -xDD Appeaw >w< i' th' mawket-pwace, :3 nyow uWu on him >w< put -The napless ;;w;; vestuwe >_> of ^-^ humiwity; -Nyow, >_> showing, as OwO the manner ;;w;; is, his wounds -ÚwÚ To th' ;;w;; peopwe, UwU beg theiw uWu stinking ^w^ bweaths. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >_> wight. -BWUTUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was his :33 wowd. :33 O, ^.^ he would ^-^ miss ^.^ it wathew ->w< Than carry ^.^ it uWu but uWu by OwO the suit >_> of OwO the ^w^ gentwy ^-^ to him -And OwO the desiwe >_> of OwO the >_> nyobwes. -^.^ SICINyIUS. I ^w^ wish nyo better ->w< Than ^.^ have him howd UwU that >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< put ^.^ it -UwU In uWu execution. -BWUTUS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most >_< wike ^.^ he uWu wiww. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to him then as ^-^ ouw good ^w^ wiwws: -OwO A ^w^ suwe ^w^ destwuction. -BWUTUS. ^w^ So ^.^ it >w< must ^-^ faww >_< out -ÚwÚ To him ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; authowities. >_< Fow OwO an end, -We >w< must suggest OwO the ^w^ peopwe in what xDD hatwed -ÚwÚ He still ;;w;; hath held them; UwU that uWu to's power ^.^ he would ->_< Have :3 made them uWu muwes, siwenc'd theiw :33 pweadews, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ Dispwopewtied theiw fweedoms; howding them -UwU In human >w< action ÚwÚ and capacity -x3 Of nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ souw :3 nyow :33 fitnyess uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd ->w< Than camels in theiw war, ^-^ who ^.^ have theiw provand ->_> Onwy uWu fow beawing OwO buwdens, ÚwÚ and >_> sowe uWu bwows ->_< Fow sinking uWu undew ^.^ them. -^.^ SICINyIUS. This, as you ÚwÚ say, ^.^ suggested -^.^ At >w< some UwU time when his soaring insowence -:33 Shaww ^.^ touch OwO the people- ;;w;; which UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; want, ->w< If ^.^ he >w< be >w< put xDD upon't, ÚwÚ and that's as :33 easy -UwU As ^-^ to xDD set ;;w;; dogs uWu on ^w^ sheep- uWu wiww >w< be his x3 fiwe -ÚwÚ To uWu kindwe theiw OwO dwy xDD stubbwe; ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ bwaze -:33 Shaww dawken him uWu fow ever. - -x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW - -BWUTUS. What's OwO the matter? -MESSENGEW. You awe x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought -:33 That uWu Mawcius uWu shaww >w< be consuw. -I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the OwO dumb x3 men UwU thwong ^-^ to UwU see him ÚwÚ and -The uWu bwind ^-^ to hear him >_< speak; >_> matwons ÚwÚ fwung gwuvs, ->w< Wadies ÚwÚ and xDD maids theiw scarfs ÚwÚ and OwO handkewchews, -:3 Upon him as ^.^ he >_> pass'd; OwO the nobles uWu bended -UwU As ^-^ to ÚwÚ Juv's uWu statue, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 commons :3 made -OwO A uWu showew ÚwÚ and thundew with theiw :33 caps ÚwÚ and shouts. -I never ^-^ saw OwO the like. -BWUTUS. Let's ^-^ to OwO the Capitow, -And carry with OwO us ears ÚwÚ and eyes uWu fow th' UwU time, -But hearts uWu fow OwO the >_> event. -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have with you. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Rome. The Capitow - -x3 Entew two :3 OFFICEWS, ^-^ to uWu way cushions, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe in OwO the Capitow - -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, uWu they awe ^w^ awmost here. OwO How many ^.^ stand uWu fow -consulships? -x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. OwO Thwee, uWu they ^w^ say; uWu but 'tis ^w^ thought >_> of every ^-^ onye -Coriolanus uWu wiww carry it. -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^.^ That's :3 a bwave fellow; uWu but :33 he's ;;w;; vengeance >_> pwoud ÚwÚ and -loves ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ common :33 peopwe. -x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. OwO Faith, there ^.^ have >_< been many gweat x3 men UwU that ^.^ have -flatter'd OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ who :33 nye'ew loved them; ÚwÚ and there >w< be many -UwU that uWu they ^.^ have :3 wuvd, uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^.^ whewefowe; OwO so UwU that, ^-^ if uWu they -love uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, uWu they UwU hate x3 upon nyo better :3 a ground. -:33 Thewefowe, uWu fow Coriolanus neither ^-^ to cawe whethew uWu they love ^w^ ow -UwU hate him :3 manyifests OwO the OwO twue knowledge ^.^ he >_> has in theiw ->_> disposition, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of his x3 nyobwe cawewessnyess UwU wets them ^-^ pwainwy -ÚwÚ see't. -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. >w< If ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ nyot cawe whethew ^.^ he xDD had theiw love ^w^ ow no, -^.^ he :3 waved xDD indiffewentwy :33 'twixt UwU doing them neither good :3 nyow ^w^ hawm; -uWu but ^.^ he UwU seeks theiw UwU hate with gweatew ;;w;; devotion than uWu they can -render ^.^ it ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and leaves nyothing undonye UwU that ^-^ may x3 fuwwy ÚwÚ discuvw -him theiw opposite. Nyow ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to :3 affect OwO the ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and -xDD dispweasuwe >_> of OwO the ^w^ peopwe :3 is as OwO bad as UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he x3 diswikes- ^-^ to -fwattew them uWu fow theiw wuv. -x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< desewved :3 wowthiwy >_> of his country; ÚwÚ and his -uWu ascent :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu by such :33 easy degrees as x3 those :3 who, having >_< been -UwU suppwe ÚwÚ and courteous ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, >_> bonnyeted, ^-^ without ^-^ any further -deed ^-^ to ^.^ have them at aww, OwO into theiw x3 estimation ÚwÚ and OwO wepowt; uWu but -^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO so planted his honours in theiw eyes ÚwÚ and his :33 actions in -theiw hearts UwU that uWu fow theiw ^.^ tongues ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot x3 confess -OwO so >w< much ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< ingwatefuw >w< injuwy; ^-^ to wepowt otherwise -;;w;; wewe :3 a ;;w;; mawice UwU that, giving itsewf OwO the >_< wie, would xDD pwuck wepwoof -ÚwÚ and webuke ^-^ fwom every caw UwU that heard it. -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of him; :33 he's :3 a >w< wowthy xDD man. UwU Make >_< way, uWu they -awe >w< coming. - -OwO A OwO sennyet. x3 Entew OwO the >_> PATWICIANS ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU TWIBUNyES ->_< OF OwO THE >w< PEOPWE, x3 WICTOWS before them; :3 COWIOWANyUS, -MENyENyIUS, >_> COMINyIUS OwO the :3 Consuw. ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and -xDD BWUTUS UwU take theiw OwO pwaces uWu by :3 themsewves. -COWIOWANyUS ^-^ stands - -MENENIUS. Having determin'd >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ To ^-^ send uWu fow UwU Titus Lartius, ^.^ it remains, -UwU As OwO the x3 main point >_> of :3 this ^-^ ouw :33 aftew-meeting, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwatify his x3 nyobwe service UwU that -;;w;; Hath ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ stood uWu fow his countwy. OwO Thewefowe >w< pwease you, -uWu Most OwO wevewend ÚwÚ and grave uWu ewdews, ^-^ to desiwe -The ÚwÚ pwesent >_> consuw ÚwÚ and last ^w^ genyewaw -UwU In ^-^ ouw ^.^ weww-found xDD successes ^-^ to wepowt -OwO A wittwe >_> of UwU that >w< wowthy wowk xDD pewfowm'd -By ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius :3 Cowiowanyus; xDD whom -We met here uWu both ^-^ to :3 thank ÚwÚ and ^-^ to wemembew -x3 With honours >_< wike :3 himsewf. [CORIOLANUS xDD sits] -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD Speak, good ÚwÚ Cominyius. -Weave nyothing >_< out uWu fow ^-^ wength, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO us ÚwÚ think ->_< Wathew ^-^ ouw ^-^ state's ^-^ defective uWu fow requital ->w< Than ^-^ we ^-^ to ;;w;; stwetch ^.^ it >_< out. Masters o' th' ;;w;; peopwe, -We ^-^ do xDD wequest >_> youw xDD kindest ears; :3 and, aftew, -Your :33 woving motion towawd OwO the ^w^ common body, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd what passes here. -^.^ SICINyIUS. We awe convented -:3 Upon :3 a >w< pweasing ÚwÚ tweaty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have hearts -x3 Incwinyabwe ^-^ to uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^.^ advance -The >_> theme >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; assembwy. -BWUTUS. ^w^ Which OwO the wathew -We uWu shaww >w< be >_> bwess'd ^-^ to uWu do, ^-^ if ^.^ he wemembew -OwO A kinder >_< vawue >_> of OwO the ^w^ peopwe than -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^-^ heweto >_< pwiz'd them OwO at. -MENENIUS. ^.^ That's OwO off, that's off; -I would you wathew xDD had >_< been silent. UwU Pwease you -ÚwÚ To hear Cominyius speak? -BWUTUS. uWu Most :3 wiwwingwy. -But ÚwÚ yet my ^.^ caution ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe pertinent ->w< Than OwO the webuke you ^w^ give it. -MENENIUS. ÚwÚ He loves >_> youw :33 peopwe; -But OwO tie him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be theiw ^-^ bedfewwow. -Wowthy Cominyius, speak. -[CORIOLANUS wises, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; offews ^-^ to >w< go xDD away] -;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ keep >_> youw :3 pwace. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Sit, >w< Cowiowanyus, never ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to hear -What you ^.^ have ^w^ nyobwy >w< donye. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Your >_> Honyouws' ;;w;; pawdon. -I xDD had wathew ^.^ have my wounds ^-^ to ^w^ heaw UwU again ->w< Than hear uWu say how I ^w^ got ^.^ them. -BWUTUS. >_> Siw, I >w< hope -UwU My uWu wowds x3 disbench'd you not. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, siw; ÚwÚ yet oft, -When uWu bwows ^.^ have :3 made me ÚwÚ stay, I xDD fwed ^-^ fwom wowds. -You uWu sooth'd ;;w;; nyot, OwO thewefowe hurt not. But >_> youw ;;w;; peopwe, -I love them as uWu they ;;w;; weigh- -MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway nyow, ^-^ sit down. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have ^-^ onye scratch my head >w< i' th' >_< sun -When OwO the :3 awawum ;;w;; wewe struck than OwO idwy ^-^ sit -ÚwÚ To hear my nothings ^.^ monstew'd. Exit -MENENIUS. Masters >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, -Your muwtipwying spawn how can ^.^ he flatter- -^.^ That's ^w^ thousand ^-^ to ^-^ onye good :3 onye- when you :3 nyow UwU see -ÚwÚ He xDD had wathew venture >w< aww his wimbs uWu fow uWu honyouw ->w< Than ^-^ onye on's ears ^-^ to hear it? Pwoceed, ÚwÚ Cominyius. -COMINIUS. I uWu shaww wack ^.^ voice; OwO the deeds >_> of Coriolanus -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be uttew'd xDD feebwy. ^w^ It :3 is held -:33 That valour :3 is OwO the UwU chiefest :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and -uWu Most uWu dignyifies OwO the havew. >w< If ^.^ it ^.^ be, -The man I speak >_> of cannyot in OwO the x3 wowwd -Be :33 singwy x3 countewpois'd. ^.^ At UwU sixteen yeaws, -When UwU Tawquin :3 made :3 a head uWu fow Wome, ^.^ he xDD fought -Beyond OwO the mark >_> of others; ^-^ ouw then Dictator, -x3 Whom with >w< aww UwU pwaise I point at, ^-^ saw him fight -When with his Amazonyian chin ^.^ he :33 dwuv -The >w< bwistwed lips before him; ^.^ he bestrid -An >_< o'ewpwess'd Woman ÚwÚ and >w< i' th' ;;w;; consuw's view -^-^ Swew three >w< opposews; :33 Tawquin's uWu sewf ^.^ he met, -And struck him uWu on his ^.^ knyee. UwU In UwU that UwU day's x3 feats, -When ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ act OwO the ^-^ woman in OwO the scene, -ÚwÚ He ^w^ pwov'd :33 best man >w< i' th' field, ÚwÚ and uWu fow his meed ->_> Was >_> bwow-bound with OwO the >_> oak. His pupiw :3 age -^-^ Man-ent'wed thus, ^.^ he uWu waxed >_< wike :3 a >_< sea, -And in OwO the >w< bwunt >_> of :33 seventeen ^.^ battwes >_< since -ÚwÚ He wuwch'd >w< aww >_> swowds >_> of OwO the UwU gawwand. >_< Fow :3 this ^w^ wast, -Before ÚwÚ and in >_< Cowiowi, let me uWu say -I cannyot speak him UwU home. ÚwÚ He stopp'd OwO the fwiews, -And uWu by his x3 wawe example :3 made OwO the cowawd -OwO Tuwn terror OwO into :33 spowt; as weeds before -OwO A vessel uWu undew >_> saiw, OwO so x3 men ;;w;; obey'd -And feww x3 bewow his ^.^ stem. His ;;w;; swowd, >_> death's >w< stamp, -:3 Whewe ^.^ it >_> did ^-^ mawk, ^.^ it xDD took; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; face ^-^ to foot -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD thing >_> of blood, uWu whose every motion ->_> Was tim'd with ^.^ dying cries. Alone ^.^ he ent'red -The x3 mowtaw xDD gate >_> of th' >_< city, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^w^ painted -x3 With shunless >_> destiny; xDD aidwess came OwO off, -And with :3 a ^w^ sudden >w< we-enfowcement struck -xDD Cowiowi >_< wike :3 a planet. Nyow all's ^-^ his. -When uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the >w< din >_> of OwO waw 'gan >w< piewce -His ready :33 sense, then straight his doubled spirit -Re-quick'ned what in ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ was >_< fatigate, -And ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ battwe came xDD he; xDD whewe ^.^ he >_> did -Wun :3 weeking o'ew OwO the ;;w;; wives >_> of ^-^ men, as ^-^ if -'Twewe :3 a x3 pewpetuaw spoiw; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we xDD caww'd -Both field ÚwÚ and :33 city ^w^ ouws ^.^ he never ÚwÚ stood -ÚwÚ To >_> ease his uWu bweast with xDD panting. -MENENIUS. Wowthy ^w^ man! -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ He cannyot uWu but with measuwe x3 fit OwO the honours -^w^ Which ^-^ we devise >_> him. -COMINIUS. Our spoils ^.^ he OwO kick'd at, -And ^.^ wook'd x3 upon >w< things pwecious as uWu they ;;w;; wewe -The ^w^ common muck >_> of OwO the world. ÚwÚ He ^-^ cuvts less ->w< Than >w< misewy itsewf would >_> give, UwU wewawds -His deeds with UwU doing ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ content -ÚwÚ To uWu spend OwO the UwU time ^-^ to ^-^ end it. -MENENIUS. >w< He's ^.^ wight nyobwe; ->_> Wet him >w< be xDD caww'd OwO fow. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^-^ Caww UwU Cowiowanyus. ->_> OFFICEW. ÚwÚ He doth appear. - -;;w;; We-entew COWIOWANyUS - -MENENIUS. The >w< Senyate, >w< Cowiowanyus, awe ;;w;; weww pleas'd -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee consuw. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^-^ do owe them still -UwU My life ÚwÚ and ^.^ sewvices. -MENENIUS. ^w^ It then remains -:33 That you ^-^ do speak ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you ->_> Wet me o'erleap UwU that >_> custom; uWu fow I cannyot -x3 Put uWu on OwO the >_< gown, ^.^ stand naked, ÚwÚ and entweat them ->_< Fow my xDD wounds' :33 sake ^-^ to ^w^ give theiw suffwage. UwU Pwease you -:33 That I ^-^ may xDD pass :3 this doing. -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Siw, OwO the ^w^ peopwe -Must ^.^ have theiw voices; neither uWu wiww uWu they ÚwÚ bate ->_< Onye :3 jot >_> of cewemony. -MENENIUS. x3 Put them ^.^ nyot to't. -;;w;; Pway you >w< go x3 fit you ^-^ to OwO the :33 custom, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; Take ^-^ to you, as >_> youw predecessors x3 have, -Your uWu honyouw with >_> youw fowm. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a part -:33 That I uWu shaww x3 bwush in >w< acting, ÚwÚ and UwU might ;;w;; weww -Be :3 taken ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 peopwe. -BWUTUS. >_< Mawk you ÚwÚ that? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ To brag x3 unto them x3 'Thus I :33 did, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thus!' -Show them th' unaching ;;w;; scaws ;;w;; which I shouwd >_> hide, -UwU As ^-^ if I xDD had receiv'd them uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ hiwe -x3 Of theiw >_> bweath OwO onwy! -MENENIUS. Do ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand ÚwÚ upon't. -We wecommend ^-^ to you, Tribunes >_> of OwO the UwU Peopwe, -Our OwO puwpose ^-^ to them; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe >_> consuw ->_< Wish ^-^ we >w< aww ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and honyouw. -SENATORS. ÚwÚ To Coriolanus come >w< aww ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw! -[Flourish. Cownyets. ;;w;; Then exeunt >w< aww -uWu but ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and OwO BWUTUS] -BWUTUS. You UwU see how ^.^ he xDD intends ^-^ to ;;w;; use OwO the :33 peopwe. -^.^ SICINyIUS. May uWu they ^.^ pewceive's ÚwÚ intent! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww require them -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he >_> did contemn what ^.^ he ÚwÚ wequested -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be in them ^-^ to >w< give. -BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww infowm them -x3 Of ^-^ ouw proceedings here. uWu On th' OwO mawket-pwace -I xDD knyow uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ attend ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Rome. The Forum - -x3 Entew :3 seven ^w^ ow eight xDD citizens - -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Once, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do require ^-^ ouw ;;w;; voices, ^-^ we ÚwÚ ought ^.^ nyot ^-^ to -deny >_> him. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. We >w< may, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu wiww. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. We ^.^ have power in uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ do it, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is :3 a -power UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to do; uWu fow ^-^ if ^.^ he show OwO us his wounds -ÚwÚ and tell OwO us his >_< deeds, ^-^ we awe ^-^ to >w< put ^-^ ouw ^.^ tongues OwO into x3 those -wounds ÚwÚ and speak uWu fow them; so, ^-^ if ^.^ he tell OwO us his x3 nyobwe >_< deeds, ^-^ we ->w< must ÚwÚ awso tell him ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe acceptance >_> of ^.^ them. Ingratitude :3 is -^-^ monstwous, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ muwtitude ^-^ to >w< be >_< ingwatefuw ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a -monster >_> of OwO the :3 muwtitude; >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ we being ;;w;; membews shouwd -bwing uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to >w< be monstrous members. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. And ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us nyo better ^w^ thought :33 of, :3 a wittwe ^w^ hewp -uWu wiww ^-^ sewve; uWu fow UwU once ^-^ we ÚwÚ stood OwO up about OwO the :33 cown, ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ stuck -^.^ nyot ^-^ to caww OwO us OwO the ^-^ many-headed multitude. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. We ^.^ have >_< been xDD caww'd OwO so >_> of many; ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ ouw :3 heads -awe >w< some uWu bwown, >w< some :3 bwack, >w< some abwam, >w< some OwO bawd, uWu but UwU that ^-^ ouw -xDD wits awe OwO so divewsewy x3 cowouw'd; ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy I ÚwÚ think ^-^ if >w< aww ^-^ ouw xDD wits -;;w;; wewe ^-^ to xDD issue >_< out >_> of ^-^ onye skuww, uWu they would UwU fwy east, UwU west, north, -uWu south, ÚwÚ and theiw consent >_> of ^-^ onye direct uWu way shouwd >w< be at UwU once ^-^ to ->w< aww OwO the OwO points o' th' UwU compass. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :33 Think you so? ^w^ Which uWu way ^-^ do you ;;w;; judge my ÚwÚ wit would -UwU fwy? -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> youw ÚwÚ wit uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> soon >_< out as another ÚwÚ man's -wiww- 'tis stwongwy wedg'd OwO up in :3 a block-head; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe at -;;w;; wibewty 'twouwd ^w^ suwe southwawd. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU Why UwU that ^w^ way? -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ To wose itsewf in :3 a ^-^ fog; xDD whewe being three pawts -uWu mewted away with rotten OwO dews, OwO the >w< fouwth would xDD wetuwn uWu fow -^.^ conscience' UwU sake, ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ^-^ to >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a wife. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu YOU awe never ^-^ without >_> youw twicks; you >w< may, you -OwO may. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. uWu Awe you >w< aww resolv'd ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw uWu voices? But that's -nyo matter, OwO the gweatew part >_> cawwies it. I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if ^.^ he would -:33 incwinye ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, there ÚwÚ was never :3 a worthier xDD man. - -x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, in :3 a UwU gown >_> of >w< humiwity, -with ^w^ MENyENyIUS - -;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he uWu comes, ÚwÚ and in OwO the UwU gown >_> of xDD humiwity. >_< Mawk his behaviouw. -We awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to stay >w< aww togethew, uWu but ^-^ to come uWu by him xDD whewe ^.^ he -:3 stands, uWu by onyes, uWu by >_< twos, ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU thwees. >w< He's ^-^ to ^-^ make his -wequests uWu by ÚwÚ pawticuwaws, wherein every ^-^ onye >_> of OwO us >_> has :3 a >w< singwe -xDD honyouw, in giving him ^-^ ouw >_> own OwO voices with ^-^ ouw >_> own xDD tongues; -OwO thewefowe follow uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll direct you how you uWu shaww >w< go uWu by >_> him. -ALL. Content, ÚwÚ content. >_< Exeunt xDD citizens -MENENIUS. :3 O ;;w;; siw, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ wight; ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot OwO knyown -The wowthiest x3 men ^.^ have :33 donye't? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. What >w< must I ^w^ say? -OwO 'I pray, sir'- Plague >w< upon't! I cannyot bwing -UwU My :33 tongue ^-^ to such :3 a ^.^ pace. ;;w;; 'Wook, ;;w;; siw, my wounds -I ^w^ got them in my ^-^ countwy's UwU sewvice, when -uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; bwethwen xDD woaw'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wan -From th' ^w^ nyoise >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> own dwums.' -MENENIUS. :3 O uWu me, OwO the x3 gods! -You >w< must ^.^ nyot speak >_> of ;;w;; that. You >w< must desiwe them -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon you. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Think x3 upon x3 me? >w< Hang 'em! -I would uWu they would ^-^ fowget uWu me, >_< wike OwO the viwtues -^w^ Which ^-^ ouw divinyes wose uWu by >_< 'em. -MENENIUS. You'll mar all. -I'll xDD weave you. ;;w;; Pway you speak ^-^ to >w< 'em, I pray you, -UwU In >_> whowesome mannyew. Exit - -;;w;; We-entew three >_> of OwO the xDD citizens - -uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU Bid them wash theiw faces -And ^-^ keep theiw UwU teeth clean. UwU So, here comes :3 a >w< bwace. -You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ cause, ;;w;; siw, >_> of my standing here. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. We uWu do, siw; tell OwO us what ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought you to't. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Minye >_> own xDD desewt. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Your >_> own ^w^ desewt? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Ay, ^.^ nyot >_< minye >_> own desire. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ How, ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_> own ^-^ desiwe? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, ;;w;; siw, 'twas never my desiwe ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to twoubwe OwO the UwU poow -with begging. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. uWu YOU ^.^ MUST xDD think, ^-^ if ^-^ we ^w^ give you UwU anything, ^-^ we >w< hope ^-^ to ->_< gain uWu by you. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Weww then, I pray, >_> youw x3 pwice o' th' >_< consuwship? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. The x3 pwice :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask ^.^ it kindly. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Kindly, ;;w;; siw, I pray let me ÚwÚ ha't. I ^.^ have wounds ^-^ to show -you, ;;w;; which uWu shaww >w< be x3 youws in ^w^ pwivate. Your good OwO voice, siw; what -uWu say you? -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. You uWu shaww UwU ha' it, >w< wowthy sir. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A UwU match, sir. There's in >w< aww two >w< wowthy OwO voices :33 begg'd. -I ^.^ have >_> youw awms. OwO Adieu. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. But :3 this :3 is xDD something odd. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. An 'twere ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD again- uWu but 'tis nyo OwO mattew. ->_< Exeunt OwO the three xDD citizens - -;;w;; We-entew two uWu othew xDD citizens - -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Pway you nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ stand with OwO the xDD tunye >_> of >_> youw -OwO voices UwU that I ^-^ may >w< be consuw, I ^.^ have here OwO the >_< customawy >_< gown. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You ^.^ have >w< desewved ^w^ nyobwy >_> of >_> youw xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and you -^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< desewved nobly. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Your >_> enyigma? ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You ^.^ have >_< been :3 a >_> scouwge ^-^ to xDD hew enemies; you ^.^ have ->_< been :3 a ;;w;; wod ^-^ to xDD hew >_< fwiends. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< indeed loved OwO the ^w^ common -:33 peopwe. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. You shouwd >_< account me OwO the ^-^ mowe viwtuous, UwU that I ^.^ have -^.^ nyot >_< been ^w^ common in my wuv. I wiww, ;;w;; siw, fwattew my sworn -:33 bwothew, OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ to x3 eawn :3 a ^w^ deawew x3 estimation >_> of them; 'tis :3 a -^.^ condition uWu they >_< account gentle; ÚwÚ and >_< since OwO the OwO wisdom >_> of theiw -UwU choice :3 is wathew ^-^ to ^.^ have my ÚwÚ hat than my xDD heawt, I uWu wiww ;;w;; pwactise -OwO the insinuating nod ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 off ^-^ to them UwU most >_> countewfeitwy. :33 That -;;w;; is, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww >w< countewfeit OwO the bewitchment >_> of >w< some popuwaw man -ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it bountiful ^-^ to OwO the :3 desiwews. :33 Thewefowe, uWu beseech you I -^-^ may >w< be consuw. -xDD FIFTH >_< CITIZEN. We >w< hope ^-^ to find you ^-^ ouw :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^w^ give -you ^-^ ouw OwO voices ^w^ heawtiwy. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You ^.^ have >_< weceived many wounds uWu fow >_> youw countwy. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< seaw >_> youw knowledge with xDD showing ^.^ them. I -uWu wiww ^-^ make >w< much >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; voices, ÚwÚ and OwO so twoubwe you nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. -BOTH CITIZENS. The UwU gods ^w^ give you joy, ;;w;; siw, >w< heawtiwy! ->_< Exeunt xDD citizens -uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu Most ^w^ sweet ^.^ voices! ->_< Bettew ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to x3 die, better ^-^ to stawve, ->w< Than crave OwO the ÚwÚ hiwe ;;w;; which ^.^ fiwst ^-^ we ^-^ do desewve. -UwU Why in :3 this xDD wowvish toge shouwd I ^.^ stand here -ÚwÚ To UwU beg >_> of uWu Hob ÚwÚ and :33 Dick UwU that ^-^ do :3 appeaw -Their needless :3 vouches? ;;w;; Custom calls me to't. -What UwU custom wills, in >w< aww >w< things shouwd ^-^ we UwU do't, -The ^.^ dust uWu on >_> antique UwU time would lie :33 unswept, -And uWu mountainyous error >w< be xDD too highly >w< heap'd ->_< Fow >w< twuth ^-^ to OwO o'ewpeew. >_< Wathew than OwO foow ^.^ it so, ->_> Wet OwO the UwU high >w< office ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu honyouw >w< go -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye UwU that would ^-^ do OwO thus. I x3 am half ^w^ thwough: -The ^-^ onye part suffewed, OwO the uWu othew uWu wiww I do. - -;;w;; We-entew three xDD citizens ^-^ mowe - -;;w;; Hewe come uWu moe x3 voices. -Your x3 voices. >_< Fow >_> youw OwO voices I ^.^ have xDD fought; -Watch'd uWu fow >_> youw voices; uWu fow >_> youw OwO voices bear -x3 Of wounds two ;;w;; dozen odd; ^.^ battwes ÚwÚ thwice OwO six -I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and heard >w< of; uWu fow >_> youw OwO voices ^.^ have -Done many OwO things, >w< some ^.^ wess, >w< some more. Your uWu voices? -;;w;; Indeed, I would >w< be consuw. -;;w;; SIXTH >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He >_> has x3 donye ÚwÚ nyobwy, ÚwÚ and cannyot >w< go ^-^ without ^-^ any >w< honyest -ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ voice. -SEVENTH >_< CITIZEN. OwO Thewefowe let him >w< be consuw. The UwU gods ^w^ give him -joy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him good fwiend ^-^ to OwO the peopwe! -ALL. ;;w;; Amen, ^.^ amen. :3 God :33 save ^.^ thee, x3 nyobwe consul! ->_< Exeunt xDD citizens -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Wowthy ^.^ voices! - -;;w;; We-entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS with xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS - -MENENIUS. You ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood >_> youw uWu wimitation, ÚwÚ and OwO the tribunes -OwO Endue you with OwO the people's ÚwÚ voice. Wemains -That, in th' >_< officiaw ^.^ mawks uWu invested, you -Anon ^-^ do ^.^ meet OwO the Senate. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; donye? -^.^ SICINyIUS. The UwU custom >_> of xDD wequest you ^.^ have discharg'd. -The ^w^ peopwe ^-^ do UwU admit you, ÚwÚ and awe x3 summon'd -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet ÚwÚ anyon, x3 upon >_> youw appwobation. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Whewe? ^.^ At OwO the Senate >_> House? -^.^ SICINyIUS. Thewe, UwU Cowiowanyus. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. May I >_> change ^.^ these garments? -^.^ SICINyIUS. You >w< may, sir. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 That I'll straight uWu do, :3 and, ÚwÚ knyowing ^-^ mysewf uWu again, -Repair ^-^ to th' Senate >_< House. -MENENIUS. I'll ^-^ keep you :33 company. uWu Wiww you :33 awong? -BWUTUS. We stay here uWu fow OwO the :33 peopwe. -^.^ SICINyIUS. Fawe you :33 weww. ->_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ MENyENyIUS -ÚwÚ He >_> has ^.^ it UwU nyow; ÚwÚ and uWu by his looks >w< methinks -^.^ 'Tis warm OwO at's ÚwÚ heawt. -BWUTUS. x3 With :3 a >_> pwoud OwO heawt ^.^ he :33 wowe -His humbwe xDD weeds. uWu Wiww you UwU dismiss OwO the :3 peopwe? - -;;w;; We-entew xDD citizens - -^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO How nyow, my :3 mastews! >_< Have you ^.^ chose :3 this man? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He >_> has ^-^ ouw ;;w;; voices, sir. -BWUTUS. We pray OwO the UwU gods ^.^ he ^-^ may deserve >_> youw ^w^ wuvs. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Amen, sir. ÚwÚ To my UwU poow unworthy ^.^ nyotice, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ mock'd OwO us when ^.^ he begg'd ^-^ ouw x3 voices. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Certainly; -ÚwÚ He ^-^ fwouted OwO us downright. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. No, 'tis his >w< kind >_> of speech- ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ nyot xDD mock ÚwÚ us. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye ÚwÚ amongst >w< us, :33 save OwO youwsewf, uWu but :33 says -ÚwÚ He :33 us'd OwO us >_> scownfuwwy. ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have show'd OwO us -His ^.^ mawks >_> of merit, wounds receiv'd UwU fow's countwy. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ^.^ he :33 did, I x3 am sure. -ALL. No, no; nyo man ^-^ saw >_< 'em. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he xDD had wounds ;;w;; which ^.^ he :33 couwd show in -private, -And with his hat, ;;w;; thus waving ^.^ it in ^w^ scown, -OwO 'I would >w< be consul,' :33 says xDD he; 'aged UwU custom -But uWu by >_> youw OwO voices uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< pewmit me; -Your OwO voices therefore.' When ^-^ we gwanted UwU that, -;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was OwO 'I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw x3 voices. ^w^ Thank you, -Your UwU most ^w^ sweet x3 voices. Nyow you ^.^ have weft >_> youw ;;w;; voices, -I ^.^ have nyo further with ^w^ you.' >_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 this UwU mockewy? -^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Why ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; wewe you ^w^ ignyowant ^-^ to >_< see't, -Or, >_< seeing it, >_> of such ^w^ chiwdish fwiendwinyess -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd >_> youw uWu voices? -BWUTUS. Could you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have told x3 him- -UwU As you ;;w;; wewe lesson'd- when ^.^ he xDD had nyo power -But ÚwÚ was :3 a :33 petty ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO the state, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >_> youw enemy; >w< evew ^-^ spake x3 against -Your ^w^ wibewties ÚwÚ and OwO the chawtews UwU that you bear -uWu I' th' ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the ;;w;; weaw; ÚwÚ and nyow, arriving -OwO A place >_> of >_< potency ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway o' th' state, ->w< If ^.^ he shouwd still ;;w;; mawignyantwy >_< wemain -ÚwÚ Fast ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to th' ^.^ pwebeii, >_> youw OwO voices UwU might -Be cuwses ^-^ to yourselves? You shouwd ^.^ have ^w^ said -:33 That as his >w< wowthy deeds >_> did OwO cwaim nyo less ->w< Than what ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood for, OwO so his >_< gwacious ^-^ nyatuwe -Wouwd ÚwÚ think x3 upon you uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; voices, ÚwÚ and ->_> Twanswate his ;;w;; mawice towards you OwO into love, -UwU Standing >_> youw fwiendwy :33 wowd. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to ^.^ have said, -UwU As you ;;w;; wewe >_> fowe-advis'd, xDD had ^w^ touch'd his spirit -And ^.^ twied his >_< incwinyation; ^-^ fwom him UwU pwuck'd -x3 Eithew his >_< gwacious ;;w;; pwomise, ;;w;; which you OwO might, -UwU As cause xDD had xDD caww'd you uWu up, ^.^ have held him to; -Ow ewse ^.^ it would ^.^ have ÚwÚ gaww'd his suwwy UwU nyatuwe, -^w^ Which easiwy ^w^ enduwes ^.^ nyot xDD awticwe ->w< Tying him ^-^ to ^.^ aught. UwU So, OwO putting him ^-^ to wage, -You shouwd ^.^ have ta'en th' ^w^ advantage >_> of his choler -And ^w^ pass'd him :33 unyewected. -BWUTUS. OwO Did you pewceive -ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ sowicit you in free >_> contempt -When ^.^ he >_> did :3 nyeed >_> youw :33 wuvs; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think -:33 That his >_> contempt uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< bwuising ^-^ to you -When ^.^ he ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to cwush? ÚwÚ Why, xDD had >_> youw OwO bodies -:3 Nyo OwO heawt UwU among you? Ow xDD had you ^.^ tongues ^-^ to x3 cwy -uWu Against OwO the rectorship >_> of ^-^ judgment? -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have you -Ewe :3 nyow ;;w;; denyied OwO the askew, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu again, -x3 Of him UwU that >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask uWu but UwU mock, bestow -Your su'd-fow :33 tongues? -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >w< He's ^.^ nyot confirm'd: ^-^ we ^-^ may deny him >_> yet. -x3 SECOND CITIZENS. And uWu wiww deny him; -I'll ^.^ have five ^-^ hundwed OwO voices >_> of UwU that :3 sound. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I ^w^ twice five ^-^ hundwed, ÚwÚ and theiw fwiends ^-^ to piece ->_< 'em. -BWUTUS. UwU Get you x3 hence instantwy, ÚwÚ and tell x3 those fwiends -^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ chose :3 a >_> consuw UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ fwom them UwU take -Their liberties, ^-^ make them >_> of nyo ^-^ mowe >w< voice ->w< Than UwU dogs, UwU that awe as >_< often beat uWu fow UwU bawking -UwU As OwO thewefowe ^-^ kept ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Wet them >_< assembwe; -And, uWu on :3 a OwO safew judgment, >w< aww ^w^ wevoke -Your ^w^ ignyowant election. xDD Enfowce his uWu pwide -And his ^.^ owd UwU hate x3 unto OwO you; ÚwÚ besides, ^-^ fowget ^.^ nyot -x3 With what >_> contempt ^.^ he :33 wowe OwO the humbwe weed; -OwO How in his suit ^.^ he scorn'd OwO you; uWu but >_> youw >_> wuvs, -^.^ Thinking x3 upon his OwO sewvices, took ^-^ fwom you -^-^ Th' appwehension >_> of his ÚwÚ pwesent >_> powtance, ->w< Which, UwU most gibingly, x3 ungwavewy, ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ fashion -:33 Aftew OwO the inveterate UwU hate ^.^ he uWu beaws you. -BWUTUS. >w< Way -OwO A fauwt uWu on >w< us, >_> youw xDD twibunyes, UwU that ^-^ we wabouw'd, -:3 Nyo uWu impediment >_> between, uWu but UwU that you >w< must -:3 Cast >_> youw >w< ewection uWu on >_> him. -^.^ SICINyIUS. Say you ^.^ chose him -Mowe aftew ^-^ ouw ^.^ commandment than as >_< guided -By >_> youw >_> own OwO twue affections; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> youw uWu minds, -Pre-occupied with what you wathew >w< must ^-^ do ->w< Than what you x3 shouwd, :3 made you x3 against OwO the gwain -ÚwÚ To >w< voice him consuw. >w< Way OwO the fauwt uWu on ÚwÚ us. -BWUTUS. >w< Ay, spawe OwO us not. Say ^-^ we ;;w;; wead >_> wectuwes ^-^ to you, -OwO How >_> youngwy ^.^ he >_< began ^-^ to sewve his xDD countwy, -OwO How wong ^-^ continyued; ÚwÚ and what >w< stock ^.^ he spwings ^-^ of- -The x3 nyobwe house o' th' Mawcians; ^-^ fwom :3 whence came -:33 That xDD Ancus OwO Mawcius, x3 Nyuma's :33 daughtew's UwU son, -Who, aftew gweat Hostilius, here ÚwÚ was king; -x3 Of OwO the >_> same house :33 Pubwius ÚwÚ and :33 Quintus OwO wewe, -:33 That ^-^ ouw :33 best >w< watew ^w^ bwought uWu by :33 conduits uWu hithew; -And x3 Censowinyus, ^w^ nyobwy ^w^ nyamed so, -;;w;; Twice being uWu by OwO the ^w^ peopwe :3 chosen :3 censow, ->_> Was his gweat ancestow. -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Onye ;;w;; thus descended, -:33 That ;;w;; hath >_> beside ;;w;; weww in his person wrought -ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD set UwU high in place, ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ commend -ÚwÚ To >_> youw remembrances; uWu but you ^.^ have OwO found, -Scaling his ÚwÚ pwesent beawing with his ^.^ past, -:33 That :33 he's >_> youw uWu fixed enemy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wevoke -Your ^w^ sudden appwobation. -BWUTUS. Say you :33 nye'ew xDD had done't- -uWu Hawp uWu on UwU that ^.^ stiww- uWu but uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO putting OwO on; -And presently, when you ^.^ have :33 dwawn >_> youw ^w^ nyumbew, -Repair ^-^ to th' xDD Capitow. -CITIZENS. uWu wiww uWu wiww >w< so; ^w^ awmost >w< aww -Repent in theiw election. >_< Exeunt >_< pwebeians -BWUTUS. >_> Wet them >w< go OwO on; -:3 This UwU mutiny ;;w;; wewe better >w< put in ;;w;; hazawd ->w< Than ÚwÚ stay, ÚwÚ past UwU doubt, uWu fow ^-^ gweatew. -^.^ If, as his ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ^-^ faww in ;;w;; wage -x3 With theiw refusal, uWu both observe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew -The :3 vantage >_> of his ;;w;; angew. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ To th' Capitow, come. -We uWu wiww >w< be there before OwO the ^w^ stweam o' th' :33 peopwe; -And :3 this uWu shaww seem, as pawtwy ^.^ 'tis, theiw own, -^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD goaded ;;w;; onwawd. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Rome. OwO A uWu stweet - -Cownyets. x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, MENyENyIUS, >w< aww OwO the OwO GENTWY, COMINIUS, ->_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew SENATORS - -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, then, xDD had :3 made OwO nyew >_< head? -WAWTIUS. ÚwÚ He ^-^ had, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ;;w;; which caus'd -Our OwO swiftew x3 composition. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ So then OwO the >_< Vowsces ^.^ stand uWu but as at :33 fiwst, -^-^ Weady, when UwU time uWu shaww :3 pwompt ;;w;; them, ^-^ to ^-^ make woad -ÚwÚ Upon's again. -COMINIUS. ^.^ They awe :33 wown, Wowd ^w^ Consuw, OwO so -:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww hardly in ^-^ ouw >_> ages UwU see -Their bannyews :33 wave again. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Saw you ^.^ Aufidius? -WAWTIUS. uWu On >w< safeguawd ^.^ he came ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> did ^w^ cuwse -uWu Against OwO the >_< Vowsces, uWu fow uWu they xDD had OwO so vilely -Yiewded OwO the town. ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; wetiw'd ^-^ to x3 Antium. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Spoke ^.^ he >_> of x3 me? -WAWTIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 did, my :33 wowd. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 How? ^-^ What? -WAWTIUS. OwO How >_< often ^.^ he xDD had met you, >_< swowd ^-^ to swowd; -:33 That >_> of >w< aww >w< things x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth ^.^ he hated -Your person most; UwU that ^.^ he would ^.^ pawn his :3 fowtunyes -ÚwÚ To uWu hopewess >_< westitution, OwO so ^.^ he UwU might -Be xDD caww'd >_> youw x3 vanquishew. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ At xDD Antium ;;w;; wives x3 he? -WAWTIUS. ^.^ At x3 Antium. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^w^ wish I xDD had :3 a cause ^-^ to >w< seek him there, -ÚwÚ To oppose his xDD hatwed UwU fuwwy. >w< Wewcome UwU home. - -x3 Entew ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS - ->_< Behowd, ^.^ these awe OwO the tribunes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, -The ^.^ tongues o' th' ^w^ common UwU mouth. I ^-^ do :3 despise ;;w;; them, ->_< Fow uWu they ^-^ do >_> pwank them in authowity, -uWu Against >w< aww x3 nyobwe uWu suffewance. -^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO Pass nyo >_< fuwthew. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Ha! What :3 is ÚwÚ that? -BWUTUS. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be dangewous ^-^ to >w< go ^w^ on- nyo >_< fuwthew. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. What makes :3 this uWu change? -MENENIUS. The matter? -COMINIUS. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ pass'd OwO the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ common? -BWUTUS. Cominyius, nyo. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_< Have I xDD had ^-^ chiwdwen's uWu voices? -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD Twibunyes, ^w^ give ÚwÚ way: ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ to th' mawket-pwace. -BWUTUS. The ^w^ peopwe awe :3 incens'd x3 against >_> him. -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Stop, -Ow >w< aww uWu wiww ^-^ faww in >w< bwoiw. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu Awe ^.^ these >_> youw herd? -Must ^.^ these ^.^ have ;;w;; voices, UwU that can ÚwÚ yiewd them :3 nyow -And straight discwaim theiw :33 tongues? What awe >_> youw uWu offices? -You being theiw uWu mouths, x3 why UwU wuwe you ^.^ nyot theiw teeth? ->_< Have you ^.^ nyot xDD set them :3 on? -MENENIUS. Be ^-^ cawm, >w< be cawm. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a UwU puwpos'd :33 thing, ÚwÚ and grows uWu by pwot, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; cuwb OwO the uWu wiww >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ nyobiwity; -UwU Suffew't, ÚwÚ and live with such as cannyot UwU wuwe -Nyow >w< evew uWu wiww >w< be x3 wuw'd. -BWUTUS. ;;w;; Caww't ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 pwot. -The ^w^ peopwe x3 cwy you ÚwÚ mock'd them; ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 wate, -When >w< cown ÚwÚ was >w< given them gratis, you ^w^ wepin'd; -^-^ Scandaw'd OwO the suppwiants uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, xDD caww'd them -:3 Time-pweasews, flatterers, :33 foes ^-^ to ;;w;; nyobwenyess. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ÚwÚ was OwO knyown >_> befowe. -BWUTUS. :3 Nyot ^-^ to them all. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_< Have you x3 infowm'd them sithence? -BWUTUS. :3 How? I infowm them! -COMINIUS. You awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ do such :33 businyess. -BWUTUS. :3 Nyot OwO unwike ->_> Each uWu way ^-^ to better ^w^ youws. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU Why then shouwd I >w< be ^.^ consuw? By yond ÚwÚ cwouds, ->_> Wet me deserve OwO so i-iww as you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make me -Your :3 fewwow x3 twibunye. -^.^ SICINyIUS. You show xDD too >w< much >_> of UwU that ->_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the ^w^ peopwe stir; ^-^ if you uWu wiww xDD pass -ÚwÚ To xDD whewe you awe UwU bound, you >w< must enquire >_> youw >_< way, -^w^ Which you awe >_< out :33 of, with :3 a >_< gentwew ^.^ spiwit, -Ow never >w< be OwO so x3 nyobwe as :3 a consuw, -Nyow ^.^ yoke with him uWu fow x3 twibunye. -MENENIUS. Let's >w< be cawm. -COMINIUS. The ^w^ peopwe awe OwO abus'd; xDD set x3 on. :3 This x3 pawt'wing -:33 Becomes ^.^ nyot Rome; :3 nyow >_> has Coriolanus -:33 Desewved :3 this OwO so dishonour'd :3 wub, >_> waid falsely -uWu I' th' ;;w;; pwain uWu way >_> of his mewit. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Teww me >_> of ^.^ cown! -:3 This ÚwÚ was my speech, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 speak't xDD again- -MENENIUS. :3 Nyot nyow, ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Nyot in :3 this ÚwÚ heat, ;;w;; siw, OwO nyow. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Nyow, as I live, I uWu wiww. -UwU My nobler fwiends, I crave theiw pawdons. ->_< Fow OwO the >w< mutabwe, rank-scented ^-^ meiny, let them -OwO Wegawd me as I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwattew, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ Thewein >w< behowd :3 themsewves. I uWu say uWu again, -UwU In ;;w;; soothing them ^-^ we :33 nyouwish >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw Senate -The cockle >_> of webewwion, :3 insowence, sedition, -^w^ Which ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves ^.^ have plough'd for, sow'd, ÚwÚ and scatter'd, -By ;;w;; mingwing them with >w< us, OwO the UwU honyouw'd ^w^ nyumbew, -OwO Who wack ^.^ nyot uWu viwtue, no, :3 nyow :33 powew, uWu but UwU that -^w^ Which uWu they ^.^ have >w< given ^-^ to uWu beggaws. -MENENIUS. Weww, nyo more. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe x3 wowds, ^-^ we uWu beseech you. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 How? nyo ;;w;; mowe! -UwU As uWu fow my ;;w;; countwy I ^.^ have shed my blood, -:3 Nyot feawing >_> outwawd force, OwO so uWu shaww my >_< wungs -uWu Coin uWu wowds ÚwÚ tiww theiw UwU decay x3 against x3 those measwes -^w^ Which ^-^ we >w< disdain shouwd uWu tettew >w< us, ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ sought -The vewy uWu way ^-^ to catch ^.^ them. -BWUTUS. You speak o' th' ^w^ peopwe -UwU As ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe :3 a god, ^-^ to :3 punyish; ^.^ nyot -OwO A man >_> of theiw >_> infiwmity. -^.^ SICINyIUS. 'Twewe ;;w;; weww -We let OwO the ^w^ peopwe xDD knyow't. -MENENIUS. >_> What, ;;w;; what? his ^-^ chowew? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. x3 Chowew! -Were I as uWu patient as OwO the xDD midnyight >w< sweep, -By :33 Juv, 'twouwd >w< be my mind! -^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :33 mind -:33 That uWu shaww >_< wemain :3 a :3 poison xDD whewe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, -:3 Nyot :3 poison ^-^ any >_< fuwthew. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Shaww wemain! ->w< Heaw you :3 this Triton >_> of OwO the minnyows? >_< Mawk you -His absowute 'shall'? -COMINIUS. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^-^ fwom OwO the canon. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. 'Shaww'! -:3 O good uWu but UwU most unwise :33 patwicians! ÚwÚ Why, -You grave uWu but reckless senators, ^.^ have you ;;w;; thus -x3 Given Hydwa here ^-^ to OwO choose OwO an ^w^ officew -:33 That with his pewemptowy ;;w;; 'shaww,' being uWu but -The ^w^ hown ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyoise o' th' monster's, ÚwÚ wants ^.^ nyot spirit -ÚwÚ To uWu say :3 he'ww xDD tuwn >_> youw cuwwent in :3 a ditch, -And ^-^ make >_> youw channel his? >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ have :33 powew, -;;w;; Then >_< vaiw >_> youw ;;w;; ignyowance; ^-^ if x3 nyonye, :33 awake -Your dangewous >_< wenyity. >w< If you awe ^.^ weawn'd, -Be ^.^ nyot as ^w^ common foows; ^-^ if you awe ;;w;; nyot, ->_> Wet them ^.^ have ^-^ cushions uWu by you. You awe ÚwÚ pwebeians, ->w< If uWu they >w< be >_< senyatows; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe nyo ^.^ wess, -^w^ When, uWu both >_> youw OwO voices bwended, OwO the >w< gweat'st ÚwÚ taste -uWu Most UwU pawates ;;w;; theiws. ^.^ They OwO choose theiw magistwate; -And such :3 a ^-^ onye as >_< he, ^-^ who ^-^ puts his ;;w;; 'shaww,' -His popuwaw ;;w;; 'shaww,' x3 against :3 a uWu gwavew ^.^ bench ->w< Than >w< evew uWu fwown'd in Gweece. By OwO Juv himself, -^w^ It makes OwO the consuws :3 base; ÚwÚ and my ^w^ souw ;;w;; aches -ÚwÚ To >w< knyow, when two >_< authowities awe uWu up, -ÚwÚ Nyeithew uWu supweme, how >_> soon x3 confusion -May ÚwÚ entew :33 'twixt OwO the >_> gap >_> of uWu both ÚwÚ and UwU take -The ^-^ onye uWu by th' other. -COMINIUS. Weww, uWu on ^-^ to th' mawket-pwace. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. x3 Whoevew >_> gave UwU that counsew ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 fowth -The >w< cown o' th' xDD stowehouse gratis, as 'twas :33 us'd ->_< Sometime in Greece- -MENENIUS. Weww, well, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Though there OwO the ^w^ peopwe xDD had ^-^ mowe absowute ^.^ pow'w- -I uWu say uWu they uWu nyouwish'd :3 disobedience, ^-^ fed -The ruin >_> of OwO the state. -BWUTUS. UwU Why uWu shaww OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^w^ give ->_< Onye UwU that ^-^ speaks ;;w;; thus theiw voice? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I'll ^w^ give my uWu weasons, -Mowe worthier than theiw x3 voices. ^.^ They xDD knyow OwO the >w< cown ->_> Was ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wecompense, >_> westing ;;w;; weww assur'd -^.^ They :33 nye'ew >_> did service ÚwÚ fow't; being ^.^ pwess'd ^-^ to th' OwO waw ->_< Even when OwO the >_> nyavew >_> of OwO the OwO state ÚwÚ was >w< touch'd, -^.^ They would ^.^ nyot thwead OwO the xDD gates. :3 This >w< kind >_> of service -OwO Did ^.^ nyot deserve >w< cown :3 gwatis. >_> Being >w< i' th' war, -Their :33 mutinyies ÚwÚ and revolts, wherein uWu they show'd -uWu Most valour, xDD spoke ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ them. ^-^ Th' ;;w;; accusation -^w^ Which uWu they ^.^ have >_< often :3 made x3 against OwO the >w< Senyate, -^-^ Aww cause >w< unbown, :33 couwd never >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ nyative -x3 Of ^-^ ouw OwO so :3 fwank donyation. Weww, what ^.^ then? -OwO How uWu shaww :3 this uWu bosom :33 muwtipwied OwO digest -The UwU Senyate's ÚwÚ couwtesy? >_> Wet deeds express -What's >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be theiw xDD wowds: x3 'We >_> did xDD wequest xDD it; -We awe OwO the gweatew ^.^ poww, ÚwÚ and in OwO twue ;;w;; feaw -^.^ They >_> gave OwO us ^-^ ouw demands.' ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we debase -The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ seats, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO the rabble -^-^ Caww ^-^ ouw >_> cawes feaws; ;;w;; which uWu wiww in UwU time -:33 Bweak ;;w;; ope OwO the wocks o' th' Senate ÚwÚ and bwing in -The cwows ^-^ to ^w^ peck OwO the ^w^ eagwes. -MENENIUS. ^w^ Come, ^w^ enyough. -BWUTUS. ^-^ Enyough, with xDD uvw measure. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, UwU take more. -What ^-^ may >w< be sworn >_> by, uWu both >_< divinye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; human, ->_> Seaw what I ^-^ end uWu withaw! :3 This double wowship, -:3 Whewe ^-^ onye part OwO does >w< disdain with ^-^ cause, OwO the uWu othew ->w< Insuwt ^-^ without >w< aww ^.^ weason; xDD whewe gentwy, titwe, ;;w;; wisdom, -Cannyot conclude uWu but uWu by OwO the OwO yea ÚwÚ and nyo -x3 Of ^w^ genyewaw xDD ignyowance- ^.^ it >w< must x3 omit -OwO Weaw ^w^ nyecessities, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give uWu way OwO the >_< whiwe -ÚwÚ To unstable slightness. :33 Puwpose OwO so baww'd, ^.^ it UwU fowwows -Nyothing :3 is x3 donye ^-^ to uWu puwpose. :33 Thewefowe, uWu beseech :3 you- -You UwU that uWu wiww >w< be less xDD feawfuw than UwU discweet; -:33 That love OwO the >_> fundamentaw part >_> of OwO state -Mowe than you x3 doubt OwO the >_> change >w< on't; UwU that :33 pwefew -OwO A x3 nyobwe life before :3 a long, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish -ÚwÚ To jump :3 a ÚwÚ body with :3 a dangewous ÚwÚ physic -^.^ That's ^w^ suwe >_> of death ^-^ without >_> it- at UwU once xDD pwuck >_< out -The ÚwÚ muwtitudinyous UwU tongue; let them ^.^ nyot OwO wick -The ^w^ sweet ;;w;; which :3 is theiw :33 poison. Your ^-^ dishonyouw -^.^ Mangwes OwO twue judgment, ÚwÚ and bereaves OwO the OwO state -x3 Of UwU that integwity ;;w;; which shouwd become't, -:3 Nyot having OwO the power ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the good ^.^ it ÚwÚ wouwd, ->_< Fow th' i-iww ;;w;; which doth control't. -BWUTUS. xDD Has ^w^ said ^w^ enyough. -^.^ SICINyIUS. xDD Has spoken >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew -UwU As ^-^ twaitows do. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Thou >_< wwetch, UwU despite xDD o'ewwhewm thee! -What shouwd OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^-^ do with ^.^ these uWu bawd xDD twibunyes, -uWu On xDD whom depending, theiw :33 obedience x3 faiws -ÚwÚ To OwO the gweatew xDD bench? UwU In :3 a webewwion, -When ^w^ what's ^.^ nyot :33 meet, uWu but what >w< must ^.^ be, ÚwÚ was waw, -;;w;; Then ;;w;; wewe uWu they ^w^ chosen; in :3 a better hour ->_> Wet what :3 is ^.^ meet >w< be ^w^ said ^.^ it >w< must >w< be :33 meet, -And thwow theiw power >w< i' th' OwO dust. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Manyifest xDD tweason! -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 a ^.^ consuw? >_< Nyo. -BWUTUS. The aediles, UwU ho! - -x3 Entew OwO an ^w^ AEDIWE - ->_> Wet him >w< be ^.^ appwehended. -^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu Go caww OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, xDD [Exit ^-^ AEDIWE] in uWu whose name ^-^ mysewf -Attach ÚwÚ thee as :3 a twaitowous innovator, -OwO A ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to th' uWu pubwic :33 weaw. ÚwÚ Obey, I chawge ^.^ thee, -And follow ^-^ to UwU thinye >w< answew. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ owd goat! -PATWICIANS. >w< We'ww ;;w;; suwety >_> him. -COMINIUS. OwO Ag'd ;;w;; siw, ^.^ hands UwU off. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Hence, rotten :3 thing! ^w^ ow I uWu shaww >_< shake >w< thy bones -Out >_> of >w< thy :33 gawments. -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Hewp, ye ;;w;; citizens! - -x3 Entew :3 a rabble >_> of ÚwÚ pwebeians, with OwO the xDD AEDIWES - -MENENIUS. uWu On uWu both ^-^ sides ^-^ mowe :33 wespect. -^.^ SICINyIUS. Here's ^.^ he UwU that would UwU take ^-^ fwom you >w< aww >_> youw >_> powew. -BWUTUS. Seize ^w^ him, aediles. -PLEBEIANS. x3 Down with :3 him! ;;w;; down with :3 him! -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ Weapons, x3 weapons, uWu weapons! -^.^ [They >w< aww OwO bustwe about UwU COWIOWANyUS] -ALL. :3 Twibunyes! :33 patwicians! ;;w;; citizens! >_> What, UwU ho! Sicinius! -x3 Bwutus! Coriolanus! >w< Citizens! -PATWICIANS. Peace, :3 peace, ^w^ peace; ÚwÚ stay, >_< howd, :3 peace! -MENENIUS. What :3 is about ^-^ to x3 be? I x3 am >_< out >_> of >w< bweath; -^w^ Confusion's nyeaw; I cannyot speak. You tribunes -ÚwÚ To th' people- >w< Cowiowanyus, >_> patience! -xDD Speak, good :33 Sicinyius. -^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, :33 peopwe; :3 peace! -PLEBEIANS. Let's hear ^-^ ouw x3 twibunye. UwU Peace! xDD Speak, ÚwÚ speak, speak. -^.^ SICINyIUS. You awe at point ^-^ to wose >_> youw x3 wibewties. -uWu Mawcius would ^.^ have >w< aww ^-^ fwom OwO you; OwO Mawcius, -x3 Whom ^.^ wate you ^.^ have ^w^ nyam'd uWu fow consuw. -MENENIUS. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! -:3 This :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to kindle, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to quench. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ To unbuild OwO the >_< city, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu way >w< aww ^-^ fwat. -^.^ SICINyIUS. What :3 is OwO the :33 city uWu but OwO the :3 peopwe? -PLEBEIANS. ÚwÚ Twue, -The ^w^ peopwe awe OwO the :33 city. -BWUTUS. By OwO the consent >_> of >w< aww ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 estabwish'd -The people's magistrates. -PLEBEIANS. You OwO so :33 wemain. -MENENIUS. And OwO so awe >_< wike ^-^ to do. -COMINIUS. :33 That :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to uWu way OwO the :33 city flat, -ÚwÚ To bwing OwO the >_< woof ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ foundation, -And :33 buwy >w< aww ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ distinctwy ;;w;; wanges -UwU In ÚwÚ heaps ÚwÚ and piwes >_> of wuin. -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This ^-^ desewves :33 death. -BWUTUS. Ow let OwO us ^.^ stand ^-^ to ^-^ ouw authowity -Ow let OwO us wose it. We ^-^ do here UwU pwonyounce, -:3 Upon OwO the part o' th' ;;w;; peopwe, in uWu whose power -We ;;w;; wewe >w< ewected theiws: uWu Mawcius :3 is >w< wowthy -x3 Of ÚwÚ pwesent :33 death. -^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO Thewefowe uWu way howd >_> of him; -Beaw him ^-^ to th' ^-^ wock Tarpeian, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence -x3 Into destwuction UwU cast >_> him. -BWUTUS. AEdiwes, ÚwÚ seize >_> him. -PLEBEIANS. Yield, OwO Mawcius, yield. -MENENIUS. >w< Heaw me ^-^ onye ^w^ wowd; uWu beseech you, xDD Twibunyes, ->w< Heaw me uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. -AEDILES. Peace, :3 peace! -MENENIUS. Be UwU that you seem, ^.^ twuwy >_> youw ^-^ countwy's OwO fwiend, -And temp'rately :33 pwoceed ^-^ to what you would -ÚwÚ Thus viowentwy redress. -BWUTUS. >_> Siw, x3 those x3 cowd :33 ways, -:33 That ÚwÚ seem >_< wike prudent >_< hewps, awe vewy poisonyous -:3 Whewe OwO the ^-^ disease :3 is viowent. >w< Way ^.^ hands x3 upon him -And bear him ^-^ to OwO the wock. -[CORIOLANUS dwaws his ^w^ swowd] -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo: I'll die here. -There's >w< some UwU among you ^.^ have x3 behewd me fighting; -^w^ Come, twy x3 upon youwsewves what you ^.^ have uWu seen >_> me. -MENENIUS. x3 Down with UwU that :3 swowd! xDD Twibunyes, withdraw >_> awhiwe. -BWUTUS. >w< Way ^.^ hands x3 upon >_> him. -MENENIUS. Hewp OwO Mawcius, help, -You UwU that >w< be nyobwe; ^w^ hewp ^w^ him, x3 young ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd. -PLEBEIANS. x3 Down with ^w^ him, ;;w;; down with :3 him! -[In :3 this UwU mutiny OwO the :3 TWIBUNyES, OwO the :3 AEDIWES, -ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ peopwe awe beat >w< in] -MENENIUS. Go, >_< get you ^-^ to >_> youw >_< house; >w< be gone, >_> away. -^-^ Aww uWu wiww >w< be UwU nyought >w< ewse. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU Get you gone. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Stand uWu fast; -We ^.^ have as many fwiends as enyemies. -MENENIUS. :33 Shaww ^.^ it >w< be >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. The UwU gods forbid! -I ;;w;; pwithee, x3 nyobwe OwO fwiend, UwU home ^-^ to >w< thy >_< house; -Weave OwO us ^-^ to cure :3 this ^.^ cause. -MENENIUS. >_< Fow 'tis :3 a >_> sowe x3 upon OwO us -You cannyot tent yourself; >w< be gone, uWu beseech you. -COMINIUS. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ us. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 bawbawians, as uWu they awe, -^-^ Though in >_> Wome >_> wittew'd; ^.^ nyot uWu Womans, as uWu they awe ;;w;; nyot, -^-^ Though uWu cawved >w< i' th' OwO powch o' th' xDD Capitow. -MENENIUS. Be gone. -x3 Put ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< wowthy ;;w;; wage OwO into >_> youw UwU tongue; ->_< Onye UwU time uWu wiww owe >_> anyothew. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu On fair gwound -I :33 couwd beat forty >_> of ^.^ them. -MENENIUS. I :33 couwd ^-^ mysewf -;;w;; Take OwO up :3 a >w< bwace o' th' :33 best >_> of them; ^-^ yea, OwO the two twibunyes. -COMINIUS. But :3 nyow 'tis >_> odds uWu beyond awithmetic, -And :3 manhood :3 is xDD caww'd foolery when ^.^ it ^-^ stands -uWu Against :3 a fawwing ^w^ fabwic. uWu Wiww you hence, -Before OwO the tag >w< wetuwn? uWu whose ;;w;; wage doth rend -;;w;; Wike interrupted waters, ÚwÚ and o'erbear -What uWu they awe :33 us'd ^-^ to OwO beaw. -MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway you >w< be gone. -I'll twy whethew my ^.^ owd ÚwÚ wit >w< be in xDD wequest -x3 With x3 those UwU that ^.^ have uWu but >w< wittwe; :3 this >w< must >w< be :33 patch'd -x3 With :33 cwoth >_> of ^-^ any cowouw. -COMINIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, come >_> away. ->_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and COMINIUS, with ÚwÚ othews -PATWICIANS. :3 This man >_> has >_> maww'd his xDD fowtunye. -MENENIUS. His ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is xDD too x3 nyobwe uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wowwd: -ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot fwattew Neptune uWu fow his OwO twident, -Ow OwO Juv UwU fow's power ^-^ to ^w^ thundew. His ^w^ heawt's his ^-^ mouth; -What his uWu bweast >w< fowges, UwU that his :33 tongue >w< must >w< vent; -And, being :33 angwy, OwO does ^-^ fowget UwU that >w< evew -ÚwÚ He heard OwO the name >_> of :33 death. ;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise ^w^ within] -Here's ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; wowk! -PATWICIANS. I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe :33 a-bed. -MENENIUS. I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe in xDD Tibew. -What OwO the :33 vengeance, :33 couwd ^.^ he ^.^ nyot speak >w< 'em faiw? - -;;w;; We-entew xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and SICINyIUS, OwO the rabble UwU again - -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this UwU vipew -:33 That would depopuwate OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ and -Be every man >w< himsewf? -MENENIUS. You >w< wowthy x3 Twibunyes- -^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ thwown ;;w;; down OwO the Tawpeian ^-^ wock -x3 With UwU wigowous OwO hands; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ wesisted waw, -And OwO thewefowe OwO waw uWu shaww :33 scown him further UwU twiaw ->w< Than OwO the sevewity >_> of OwO the uWu pubwic :33 powew, -^w^ Which ^.^ he OwO so ^w^ sets at nyought. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ;;w;; weww xDD knyow -The x3 nyobwe tribunes awe OwO the people's uWu mouths, -And ^-^ we theiw hands. -PLEBEIANS. ÚwÚ He ^-^ shaww, ^w^ suwe on't. -MENENIUS. >_> Siw, sir- -^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Peace! -MENENIUS. Do ^.^ nyot x3 cwy ^.^ havoc, xDD whewe you shouwd uWu but uWu hunt -x3 With modest wawwant. -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Siw, how x3 comes't UwU that you ->_< Have howp ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 this xDD wescue? -MENENIUS. >w< Heaw me speak. -UwU As I ^-^ do xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; consuw's >w< wowthinyess, -^w^ So can I name his ^w^ fauwts. -^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO Consuw! What ^.^ consuw? -MENENIUS. The >_> consuw UwU Cowiowanyus. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He consul! -PLEBEIANS. No, no, no, no, nyo. -MENENIUS. ^.^ If, uWu by OwO the :33 twibunyes' leave, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, good ;;w;; peopwe, -I ^-^ may >w< be heard, I would crave :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow >_> two; -The ;;w;; which uWu shaww xDD tuwn you ^-^ to nyo further harm ->w< Than OwO so >w< much woss >_> of xDD time. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ Speak :3 bwiefwy, then, ->_< Fow ^-^ we awe pewemptowy ^-^ to uWu dispatch -:3 This OwO vipewous traitor; ^-^ to eject him x3 hence -Were uWu but ^-^ onye danger, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ keep him here -Our ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ death; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it :3 is decreed -ÚwÚ He >_> dies to-nyight. -MENENIUS. Nyow OwO the good UwU gods fowbid -:33 That ^-^ ouw renowned Wome, uWu whose gratitude -Towawds xDD hew >w< desewved chiwdwen :3 is enroll'd -UwU In ÚwÚ Juv's >_> own book, >_< wike OwO an uWu unnyatuwaw dam -;;w;; Shouwd :3 nyow xDD eat OwO up xDD hew own! -^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< He's :3 a ^-^ disease UwU that >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ cut >_> away. -MENENIUS. :33 O, :33 he's :3 a ^-^ wimb UwU that >_> has uWu but :3 a disease- -:33 Mowtaw, ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it ^w^ off: ^-^ to cure it, >w< easy. -What >_> has ^.^ he x3 donye ^-^ to >_> Wome that's >w< wowthy UwU death? -xDD Kiwwing ^-^ ouw ;;w;; enyemies, OwO the UwU bwood ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost- -^w^ Which I dare vouch :3 is ^-^ mowe than UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath -By many OwO an ounce- ^.^ he dwopt ^.^ it uWu fow his country; -And what :3 is left, ^-^ to wose ^.^ it uWu by his ;;w;; countwy -Were ^-^ to OwO us >w< aww UwU that do't ÚwÚ and suffer ^.^ it -OwO A :3 bwand ^-^ to th' ^-^ end o' th' world. -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 is cwean ^.^ kam. -BWUTUS. >_< Mewewy awry. When ^.^ he >_> did love his xDD countwy, -^w^ It UwU honyouw'd >_> him. -^.^ SICINyIUS. The service >_> of OwO the ^.^ foot, ->_> Being UwU once ^.^ gangwen'd, :3 is ^.^ nyot then respected ->_< Fow what before ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. -BWUTUS. >w< We'ww hear nyo more. -UwU Puwsue him ^-^ to his house ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck him >_< thence, -Lest his infection, being >_> of ^.^ catching UwU nyatuwe, -Spread >_< fuwthew. -MENENIUS. >_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, ^-^ onye >_> wowd -:3 This tiger-footed wage, when ^.^ it uWu shaww find -The harm >_> of unscann'd uWu swiftnyess, wiww, xDD too :3 wate, -;;w;; Tie :33 weaden >w< pounds uWu to's heels. x3 Pwoceed uWu by UwU pwocess, -Lest uWu pawties- as ^.^ he :3 is uWu bewov'd- >_< bweak out, -And sack gweat >_> Wome with Romans. -BWUTUS. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; so- -^.^ SICINyIUS. What ^-^ do ye tawk? ->_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ taste >_> of his obedience- -Our ^.^ aediwes ÚwÚ smote, uWu ouwsewves wesisted? :33 Come! -MENENIUS. Consider :33 this: ^.^ he >_> has >_< been bwed >w< i' th' wars -x3 Since UwU 'a :33 couwd dwaw :3 a ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and :3 is i-iww school'd -UwU In bolted wanguage; >_< meaw ÚwÚ and bwan >_> togethew -ÚwÚ He throws ^-^ without distinction. >w< Give me leave, -I'll >w< go ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and >_< undewtake ^-^ to bwing him -:3 Whewe ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew uWu by :3 a lawful >_> fowm, -UwU In :3 peace, ^-^ to his xDD utmost ^-^ pewiw. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Nyobwe xDD Twibunyes, -^w^ It :3 is OwO the humanye OwO way; OwO the uWu othew ^-^ couwse -uWu Wiww ^w^ pwuv xDD too bwoody, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ end >_> of ^.^ it -Unknyown ^-^ to OwO the :33 beginnying. -^.^ SICINyIUS. x3 Nyobwe xDD Menyenyius, -Be you then as OwO the people's uWu officew. ->w< Mastews, uWu way ;;w;; down >_> youw weapons. -BWUTUS. uWu Go ^.^ nyot UwU home. -^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Meet uWu on OwO the mawket-pwace. >w< We'ww ^.^ attend you :3 thewe; -Whewe, ^-^ if you bwing ^.^ nyot OwO Mawcius, ^w^ we'ww :33 pwoceed -UwU In ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst way. -MENENIUS. I'll bwing him ^-^ to you. -uWu [To OwO the SENATORS] >_> Wet me desiwe >_> youw xDD company; ^.^ he >w< must xDD come, -Ow what :3 is wowst uWu wiww OwO fowwow. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Pway you wet's ^-^ to >_> him. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Rome. The house >_> of COWIOWANyUS - -x3 Entew COWIOWANyUS with NOBLES - -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet them >_< puww >w< aww about >_< minye eaws, ÚwÚ pwesent me -^.^ Death uWu on OwO the ^w^ wheew ^w^ ow at wiwd howses' heels; -Ow OwO piwe >w< ten :3 hiwws uWu on OwO the Tawpeian rock, -:33 That OwO the pwecipitation UwU might ;;w;; down ;;w;; stwetch -uWu Bewow OwO the beam >_> of :33 sight; ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww I still -Be ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^.^ them. -OwO FIWST OwO PATWICIAN. You ^-^ do OwO the nobler. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^w^ muse my mothew -uWu Does ^.^ nyot appwuv me :3 fuwthew, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was UwU wont -ÚwÚ To caww them woowwen ÚwÚ vassaws, >w< things created -ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww with groats; ^-^ to show x3 bawe :3 heads -UwU In congregations, ^-^ to uWu yawn, >w< be stiww, ÚwÚ and >_< wondew, -When ^-^ onye uWu but >_> of my owdinyance ÚwÚ stood OwO up -ÚwÚ To speak >_> of xDD peace ^w^ ow waw. - -x3 Entew VOWUMNyIA - -I talk >_> of >w< you: -UwU Why >_> did you ^w^ wish me ÚwÚ miwdew? Wouwd you ^.^ have me -UwU Fawse ^-^ to my xDD nyatuwe? >_< Wathew uWu say I xDD pway -The man I ÚwÚ am. -VOLUMNIA. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; siw, -I would ^.^ have xDD had you >w< put >_> youw power ;;w;; weww uWu on -Before you xDD had OwO wown ^.^ it >_< out. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet ^.^ go. -VOLUMNIA. You UwU might ^.^ have >_< been enough OwO the man you awe -x3 With x3 stwiving less ^-^ to >w< be >w< so; ^.^ wessew xDD had >_< been -The OwO thwawtings >_> of >_> youw OwO dispositions, ^-^ if -You xDD had ^.^ nyot show'd them how ye ;;w;; wewe ^.^ dispos'd, -Ewe uWu they >_< wack'd power ^-^ to cross you. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet them x3 hang. -VOLUMNIA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< buwn ^w^ too. - -x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS with OwO the SENATORS - -MENENIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^.^ have >_< been xDD too :3 wough, xDD something xDD too rough; -You >w< must xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and OwO mend it. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. There's nyo wemedy, -Unwess, uWu by ^.^ nyot OwO so ÚwÚ doing, ^-^ ouw good :33 city -^.^ Cweave in OwO the midst ÚwÚ and UwU pewish. -VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Pway >w< be ÚwÚ counseww'd; -I ^.^ have :3 a OwO heawt as wittwe :3 apt as xDD youws, -But ÚwÚ yet :3 a bwain UwU that weads my ;;w;; use >_> of :3 angew -ÚwÚ To better vantage. -MENENIUS. ^.^ Weww said, x3 nyobwe woman! -Before ^.^ he shouwd ;;w;; thus uWu stoop ^-^ to th' >_> hewd, uWu but UwU that -The viowent x3 fit o' th' UwU time x3 cwaves ^.^ it as ÚwÚ physic ->_< Fow OwO the xDD whowe state, I would >w< put >_< minye xDD awmouw OwO on, -^w^ Which I can ^-^ scawcewy OwO beaw. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. What >w< must I x3 do? -MENENIUS. Wetuwn ^-^ to th' twibunyes. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Weww, what then, what ^.^ then? -MENENIUS. Repent what you ^.^ have spoke. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_< Fow them! I cannyot ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the gods; -Must I then do't ^-^ to >w< them? -VOLUMNIA. You awe xDD too >w< absowute; -^-^ Though :3 thewein you can never >w< be xDD too x3 nyobwe -But when >_< extwemities speak. I ^.^ have heard you uWu say -^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ powicy, >_< wike unsevew'd fwiends, -uWu I' th' OwO waw ^-^ do gwow >_< togethew; gwant UwU that, ÚwÚ and tell me -UwU In xDD peace what OwO each >_> of them uWu by th' uWu othew wose -:33 That uWu they ^.^ combinye ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Tush, uWu tush! -MENENIUS. OwO A good :3 demand. -VOLUMNIA. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be uWu honyouw in >_> youw wars ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem -The >_> same you awe ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; which uWu fow >_> youw :33 best ends -You ^.^ adopt >_> youw ÚwÚ powicy, how :3 is ^.^ it less ^w^ ow >_< wowse -:33 That ^.^ it uWu shaww howd companyionship in xDD peace -x3 With uWu honyouw as in waw; >_< since UwU that ^-^ to uWu both -^w^ It ^-^ stands in >_< wike request? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU Why x3 fowce you uWu this? -VOLUMNIA. xDD Because UwU that :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 wies you uWu on ^-^ to speak -ÚwÚ To th' ;;w;; peopwe, ^.^ nyot uWu by >_> youw >_> own instruction, -Nyow uWu by th' matter ;;w;; which >_> youw OwO heawt >_> pwompts you, -But with such uWu wowds UwU that awe uWu but ^w^ woted in -Your tongue, >w< though uWu but bastawds ÚwÚ and >w< sywwabwes -x3 Of nyo allowance ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ bosom's :33 twuth. -Nyow, :3 this nyo ^-^ mowe :3 dishonyouws you at >w< aww ->w< Than ^-^ to UwU take in :3 a ^-^ town with gentwe x3 wowds, -^w^ Which ewse would >w< put you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and -The ;;w;; hazawd >_> of >w< much bwood. -I would dissembwe with my ^-^ nyatuwe xDD whewe -UwU My :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and my fwiends at >_> stake requir'd -I shouwd ^-^ do OwO so in honyouw. I x3 am in :3 this -Your xDD wife, >_> youw UwU son, ^.^ these senators, OwO the OwO nyobwes; -And you uWu wiww wathew show ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ wouts -OwO How you can ^.^ fwown, than uWu spend :3 a ^w^ fawn x3 upon >w< 'em ->_< Fow OwO the inheritance >_> of theiw loves ÚwÚ and >w< safeguawd -x3 Of what UwU that UwU want UwU might wuin. -MENENIUS. x3 Nyobwe ^-^ wady! -^w^ Come, >w< go with >w< us, speak ^-^ faiw; you ^-^ may salve so, -:3 Nyot what :3 is dangewous >w< pwesent, uWu but OwO the ;;w;; wos -x3 Of what :3 is ^.^ past. -VOLUMNIA. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, UwU My UwU son, -uWu Go ^-^ to them with :3 this bonnyet in >w< thy >w< hand; -And ;;w;; thus :3 faw having stwetch'd >_> it- here >w< be with ^w^ them- -x3 Thy knee ^.^ bussing OwO the stones- uWu fow in such ^w^ businyes -UwU Action :3 is ;;w;; ewoquence, ÚwÚ and OwO the eyes >_> of th' ^w^ ignyowant -Mowe ^w^ weawnyed than OwO the >w< eaws- waving >w< thy uWu head, -^w^ Which >_< often ;;w;; thus uWu cowwecting uWu thy-stout xDD heawt, -Nyow humbwe as OwO the ripest ^-^ muwbewwy -:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot howd OwO the handling. Ow uWu say ^-^ to them -Thou art theiw sowdiew :3 and, being bwed in :3 bwoiws, -xDD Hast ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ soft uWu way which, :3 thou OwO dost uWu confess, -Were x3 fit uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to use, as uWu they ^-^ to xDD cwaim, -UwU In ^.^ asking theiw good :33 wuvs; uWu but :3 thou xDD wiwt fwame -:3 Thysewf, :33 fowsooth, heweaftew theirs, OwO so :3 faw -UwU As :3 thou x3 hast power ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewson. -MENENIUS. :3 This uWu but x3 donye ->_< Even as ^.^ she ^.^ speaks, >_> why, theiw hearts ;;w;; wewe yours; ->_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have pardons, being >w< ask'd, as free -UwU As uWu wowds ^-^ to wittwe uWu puwpose. -VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyow, -Go, ÚwÚ and >w< be :33 wuw'd; although I xDD knyow :3 thou xDD hadst wathew -Follow UwU thinye enemy in :3 a :33 fiewy >w< guwf ->w< Than fwattew him in :3 a bower. - -x3 Entew >_> COMINyIUS - -;;w;; Hewe :3 is ÚwÚ Cominyius. -COMINIUS. I ^.^ have >_< been >w< i' th' mawket-pwace; :3 and, ;;w;; siw, 'tis x3 fit -You ^-^ make >w< stwong xDD pawty, ^w^ ow ^w^ defend yourself -By xDD cawmnyess ^w^ ow uWu by >w< absence; all's in ;;w;; angew. -MENENIUS. >_> Onwy fair xDD speech. -COMINIUS. I ÚwÚ think 'twill serve, ^-^ if ^.^ he -^w^ Can theweto fwame his spirit. -VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ He >w< must ÚwÚ and uWu wiww. -ÚwÚ Pwithee nyow, uWu say you wiww, ÚwÚ and >w< go about it. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Must I >w< go show them my unbarb'd uWu sconce? Must I -x3 With my base :33 tongue ^w^ give ^-^ to my x3 nyobwe OwO heawt -OwO A lie UwU that ^.^ it >w< must bear? Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ do't; -xDD Yet, ;;w;; wewe there uWu but :3 this >w< singwe plot ^-^ to :3 wose, -:3 This >_> mouwd >_> of OwO Mawcius, uWu they ^-^ to ^.^ dust shouwd ^.^ gwind it, -And thwow't x3 against OwO the wind. ÚwÚ To th' :33 mawket-pwace! -You ^.^ have >w< put me :3 nyow ^-^ to such :3 a part ;;w;; which never -I uWu shaww >w< dischawge ^-^ to th' wife. -COMINIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^w^ we'ww :3 pwompt you. -VOLUMNIA. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ^w^ sweet UwU son, as :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said -UwU My ^.^ pwaises :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^.^ fiwst :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, so, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have my UwU pwaise uWu fow this, OwO pewfowm :3 a part -Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot x3 donye >_> befowe. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Weww, I >w< must :3 do't. -Away, my >_> disposition, ÚwÚ and ^.^ possess me -uWu Some harlot's spirit! UwU My ^w^ thwoat >_> of OwO waw >w< be >_< tuwn'd, -^w^ Which >w< quiew'd with my ^.^ dwum, OwO into :3 a pipe -^w^ Smaww as OwO an OwO eunyuch ^w^ ow OwO the ;;w;; viwgin >w< voice -:33 That ;;w;; babies wuwws asweep! The >_> smiwes >_> of knyaves -uWu Tent in my :33 cheeks, ÚwÚ and schoowboys' ;;w;; teaws UwU take OwO up -The uWu gwasses >_> of my uWu sight! OwO A beggar's :33 tongue -UwU Make motion OwO thwough my wips, ÚwÚ and my UwU awm'd knees, -OwO Who bow'd uWu but in my >_< stiwwup, ^-^ bend >_< wike his -:33 That ;;w;; hath receiv'd OwO an awms! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU do't, -Lest I surcease ^-^ to uWu honyouw >_< minye >_> own truth, -And uWu by my body's >w< action teach my :33 mind -OwO A UwU most ^.^ inhewent :3 basenyess. -VOLUMNIA. ^.^ At >w< thy choice, xDD then. -ÚwÚ To UwU beg >_> of ^.^ thee, ^.^ it :3 is my ^-^ mowe ^-^ dishonyouw ->w< Than :3 thou >_> of ^.^ them. Come >w< aww ^-^ to wuin. >_> Wet -x3 Thy mothew wathew ;;w;; feew >w< thy uWu pwide than ;;w;; feaw -x3 Thy dangewous ^.^ stoutnyess; uWu fow I xDD mock at death -x3 With as xDD big OwO heawt as >w< thou. Do as :3 thou wist. -x3 Thy OwO vawiantnyess ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, :3 thou :3 suck'dst ^.^ it ^-^ fwom me; -But owe >w< thy uWu pwide thysewf. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Pway >w< be ÚwÚ content. -ÚwÚ Mothew, I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the mawket-pwace; ->_< Chide me nyo more. I'll mountebank theiw >_> wuvs, ->_> Cog theiw hearts ^-^ fwom ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and come UwU home bewov'd -x3 Of >w< aww OwO the twades in Rome. Look, I x3 am ^w^ going. -ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my wife. I'll xDD wetuwn consuw, -Ow never xDD twust ^-^ to what my :33 tongue can ^-^ do -uWu I' th' uWu way >_> of flattery >_< fuwthew. -VOLUMNIA. Do >_> youw uWu wiww. Exit -COMINIUS. xDD Away! The tribunes ^-^ do ^.^ attend you. x3 Awm yourself -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew :33 miwdwy; uWu fow uWu they awe :33 pwepaw'd -x3 With x3 accusations, as I OwO heaw, ^-^ mowe >w< stwong ->w< Than awe x3 upon you >_> yet. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. The >_> wowd :3 is ^.^ 'miwdwy.' ;;w;; Pway you let OwO us ^.^ go. ->_> Wet them :3 accuse me uWu by x3 invention; I -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ answew in >_< minye honyouw. -MENENIUS. >w< Ay, uWu but xDD miwdwy. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Weww, mildly >w< be ^.^ it x3 then- xDD miwdwy. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Rome. The Forum - -x3 Entew ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS - -BWUTUS. UwU In :3 this point chawge him home, UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ affects -Tyrannical >_> powew. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ evade OwO us there, -xDD Enfowce him with his >_< envy ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, -And UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ spoiw ^w^ got uWu on OwO the Antiates ->_> Was :33 nye'ew distwibuted. - -x3 Entew OwO an ^w^ AEDIWE - ->_> What, uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ come? -uWu AEDIWE. >w< He's >w< coming. -BWUTUS. OwO How >w< accompanyied? -uWu AEDIWE. x3 With ^.^ owd xDD Menyenyius, ÚwÚ and x3 those xDD senyatows -:33 That :33 awways >_> favouw'd >_> him. -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have you :3 a >_> catawogue -x3 Of >w< aww OwO the OwO voices UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ pwocuw'd, -ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down uWu by th' poll? -uWu AEDIWE. I ^.^ have; 'tis weady. -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have you cowwected them uWu by ÚwÚ twibes? -uWu AEDIWE. I have. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ^-^ Assembwe ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO the ^w^ peopwe uWu hithew; -And when uWu they hear me uWu say ^.^ 'It uWu shaww >w< be OwO so -uWu I' th' ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and OwO stwength o' th' uWu commons' >w< be ^.^ it ;;w;; eithew ->_< Fow >_< death, uWu fow fine, ^w^ ow ;;w;; banyishment, then let ;;w;; them, ->w< If I uWu say fine, x3 cwy xDD 'Finye!'- ^-^ if >_< death, x3 cwy UwU 'Death!' -uWu Insisting uWu on OwO the ^.^ owd prerogative -And power >w< i' th' >w< twuth o' th' ^.^ cause. -uWu AEDIWE. I uWu shaww infowm ^.^ them. -BWUTUS. And when such UwU time uWu they ^.^ have begun ^-^ to cwy, ->_> Wet them ^.^ nyot xDD cease, uWu but with :3 a >w< din xDD confus'd -xDD Enfowce OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >_> execution -x3 Of what ^-^ we uWu chance ^-^ to uWu sentence. -uWu AEDIWE. Very :33 weww. -^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Make them >w< be ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and ready uWu fow :3 this xDD hint, -When ^-^ we uWu shaww :3 hap ^-^ to give't ^.^ them. -BWUTUS. uWu Go about it. Exit ^w^ AEDIWE -x3 Put him ^-^ to choler ÚwÚ stwaight. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been :33 us'd -:33 Evew ^-^ to ^.^ conquew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have his wowth -x3 Of contwadiction; being UwU once chaf'd, ^.^ he cannyot -Be ^w^ wein'd UwU again ^-^ to UwU tempewance; then ^.^ he ^-^ speaks -What's in his xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is there ;;w;; which looks -x3 With OwO us ^-^ to >_< bweak his ÚwÚ nyeck. - -x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, ^w^ MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ and COMINIUS, with ÚwÚ othews - -^.^ SICINyIUS. Weww, here ^.^ he comes. -MENENIUS. ^-^ Cawmwy, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Ay, as OwO an >_< ostwew, UwU that uWu fow th' ^-^ poowest piece -uWu Wiww bear OwO the ^.^ knyave uWu by th' volume. ^-^ Th' UwU honyouw'd UwU gods -Keep >_> Wome in >w< safety, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of :33 justice -Supplied with >w< wowthy >_< men! >_> pwant love among's! -Throng ^-^ ouw uWu wawge OwO tempwes with OwO the >w< shows >_> of :3 peace, -And ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw >w< stweets with xDD waw! -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Amen, OwO amen! -MENENIUS. OwO A x3 nyobwe wish. - -;;w;; We-entew the.AEDILE,with OwO the >_< pwebeians - -^.^ SICINyIUS. Draw uWu nyeaw, ye :33 peopwe. -uWu AEDIWE. List ^-^ to >_> youw twibunyes. ^w^ Audience! :3 peace, I :33 say! -uWu COWIOWANyUS. First, hear me speak. -BOTH TWIBUNyES. Weww, >w< say. Peace, UwU ho! -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Shaww I >w< be OwO chawg'd nyo further than :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent? -Must >w< aww xDD detewminye hewe? -^.^ SICINyIUS. I ^-^ do ;;w;; demand, ->w< If you x3 submit you ^-^ to OwO the people's ;;w;; voices, -Allow theiw ;;w;; officews, ÚwÚ and awe ^.^ content -ÚwÚ To suffer lawful ÚwÚ censuwe uWu fow such faults -UwU As uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ pwov'd x3 upon you. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. -MENENIUS. :33 Wo, >_< citizens, ^.^ he :33 says ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ content. -The ^.^ wawwike service ^.^ he >_> has >_< donye, >w< considew; ÚwÚ think -:3 Upon OwO the wounds his ÚwÚ body bears, ;;w;; which show -;;w;; Wike >_< gwaves >w< i' th' holy chuwchyawd. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Scwatches with briers, -Scars ^-^ to move laughter :33 onwy. -MENENIUS. Consider :3 fuwthew, -:33 That when ^.^ he ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a ^.^ citizen, -You find him >_< wike :3 a sowdiew; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU take -His OwO woughew uWu accents uWu fow :33 mawicious :3 sounds, -But, as I ÚwÚ say, such as ÚwÚ become :3 a sowdiew ->_< Wathew than >_< envy you. -COMINIUS. Weww, well! :3 Nyo more. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. What :3 is OwO the matter, -:33 That being ^w^ pass'd uWu fow >_> consuw with :33 fuww OwO voice, -I x3 am OwO so dishonour'd UwU that OwO the vewy hour -You UwU take ^.^ it x3 off OwO again? -^.^ SICINyIUS. Answer ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Say then; 'tis true, I ÚwÚ ought ÚwÚ so. -^.^ SICINyIUS. We chawge you UwU that you ^.^ have uWu contwiv'd ^-^ to UwU take -From >_> Wome >w< aww xDD season'd >_> office, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ wind -Yourself OwO into :3 a power tyrannical; ->_< Fow ;;w;; which you awe :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ How- >_< twaitow? -MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, temperately! Your >w< pwomise. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. The fiwes >w< i' th' x3 wowest heww ^-^ fowd in OwO the peopwe! -^-^ Caww me theiw traitor! Thou xDD injuwious ÚwÚ twibunye! -xDD Within UwU thinye eyes xDD sat twenty ^w^ thousand deaths, -UwU In >w< thy ^.^ hands clutch'd as many >w< miwwions, in -x3 Thy lying :33 tongue uWu both numbers, I would uWu say -ÚwÚ 'Thou wiest' x3 unto ÚwÚ thee with :3 a >w< voice as free -UwU As I ^-^ do pray OwO the xDD gods. -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Mawk you this, :3 peopwe? -PLEBEIANS. ÚwÚ To th' rock, ^-^ to th' rock, with :3 him! -^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Peace! -We :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< put OwO nyew matter ^-^ to his :33 chawge. -What you ^.^ have uWu seen him ^-^ do ÚwÚ and heard him ÚwÚ speak, -OwO Beating >_> youw ;;w;; officews, ^-^ cuwsing yourselves, -Opposing ^-^ waws with xDD stwokes, ÚwÚ and here :3 defying -Those uWu whose gweat power >w< must twy x3 him- x3 even this, -^w^ So cwiminyaw ÚwÚ and in such :3 capitaw kind, -:33 Desewves th' UwU extwemest :33 death. -BWUTUS. But >_< since ^.^ he ;;w;; hath -Serv'd ;;w;; weww uWu fow :3 Wome- -uWu COWIOWANyUS. What ^-^ do you ^w^ pwate >_> of service? -BWUTUS. I talk >_> of UwU that UwU that xDD knyow it. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. You! -MENENIUS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the pwomise UwU that you :3 made >_> youw >_> mothew? -COMINIUS. Knyow, I pray :3 you- -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I'll xDD knyow nyo >_< fuwthew. ->_> Wet them OwO pwonyounce OwO the ÚwÚ steep Tawpeian >_< death, ->w< Vagabond x3 exiwe, flaying, pent ^-^ to wingew -But with :3 a gwain :3 a day, I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ buy -Their UwU mewcy at OwO the x3 pwice >_> of ^-^ onye fair ;;w;; wowd, -Nyow >_< check my :33 couwage uWu fow what uWu they can >_> give, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have't with ^.^ saying 'Good mowwow.' -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Fow UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ has- -UwU As >w< much as in him >w< wies- ^-^ fwom UwU time ^-^ to UwU time -Envied x3 against OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, >w< seeking :3 means -ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck away theiw powew; as :3 nyow at last -x3 Given hostile xDD stwokes, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ nyot in OwO the :3 pwesence -x3 Of dreaded justice, uWu but uWu on OwO the ^.^ minyistews -:33 That ^-^ do >w< distwibute >_> it- in OwO the name o' th' ;;w;; peopwe, -And in OwO the power >_> of OwO us OwO the xDD twibunyes, >_> we, -Ev'n ^-^ fwom :3 this instant, ^w^ banyish him ^-^ ouw >_< city, -UwU In peril >_> of pwecipitation -From x3 off OwO the ^-^ wock Tarpeian, never ^-^ mowe -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew ^-^ ouw >_> Wome xDD gates. uWu I' th' people's uWu nyame, -I uWu say ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. -PLEBEIANS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be so, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be so! >_> Wet him >w< away! ->w< He's banish'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. -COMINIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, my ;;w;; mastews ÚwÚ and my ^w^ common ^.^ fwiends- -^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< He's ÚwÚ sentenc'd; nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ heawing. -COMINIUS. >_> Wet me speak. -I ^.^ have >_< been consuw, ÚwÚ and can show uWu fow >_> Wome -Her enyemies' ^.^ mawks x3 upon >_> me. I ^-^ do love -UwU My ^-^ countwy's good with :3 a >_< wespect ^-^ mowe xDD tendew, -Mowe holy ÚwÚ and profound, than >_< minye >_> own xDD wife, -UwU My dear :3 wife's x3 estimate, xDD hew womb's OwO incwease -And >_> tweasuwe >_> of my loins. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if I would -^w^ Speak that- -^.^ SICINyIUS. We xDD knyow >_> youw dwift. ^w^ Speak ;;w;; what? -BWUTUS. There's nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be said, uWu but ^.^ he :3 is banish'd, -UwU As enemy ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and his countwy. -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. -PLEBEIANS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be so, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu YOU ^w^ common x3 cwy >_> of ^.^ cuws, uWu whose >_> bweath I UwU hate -UwU As >_> week o' th' rotten UwU fens, uWu whose loves I UwU pwize -UwU As OwO the UwU dead xDD cawcasses >_> of OwO unbuwied x3 men -:33 That ^-^ do corrupt my xDD aiw- I ^w^ banyish you. -And here >_< wemain with >_> youw uncewtainty! ->_> Wet every feebwe wumouw >_< shake >_> youw ^.^ heawts; -Your ;;w;; enyemies, with OwO nyodding >_> of theiw plumes, -Fan you OwO into despair! >_< Have OwO the power still -ÚwÚ To ^w^ banyish >_> youw ÚwÚ defendews, ÚwÚ tiww at wength -Your xDD ignyowance- ;;w;; which ^.^ finds ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it feews, -:33 Making uWu but ;;w;; wesewvation >_> of youwsewves -OwO Stiww >_> youw >_> own x3 foes- x3 dewivew you -UwU As UwU most ;;w;; abated captives ^-^ to >w< some >w< nyation -:33 That xDD won you ^-^ without blows! :33 Despising ->_< Fow you OwO the >_< city, ;;w;; thus I xDD tuwn my >w< back; -Thewe :3 is :3 a x3 wowwd ewsewhewe. ->_< Exeunt :3 COWIOWANyUS, -COMINIUS, MENyENyIUS, with OwO the uWu othew >_> PATWICIANS -uWu AEDIWE. The people's enemy :3 is gone, :3 is uWu gonye! -^.^ [They >w< aww ^.^ shout ÚwÚ and thwow OwO up theiw caps] -PLEBEIANS. Our enemy :3 is banish'd, ^.^ he :3 is uWu gonye! Hoo-oo! -^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu Go UwU see him >_< out at ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and follow ^w^ him, -UwU As ^.^ he ;;w;; hath follow'd you, with >w< aww xDD despite; ->w< Give him deserv'd vexation. >_> Wet :3 a guawd -x3 Attend OwO us OwO thwough OwO the :33 city. -PLEBEIANS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, wet's UwU see him >_< out at ^.^ gates; x3 come! -The UwU gods OwO pwesewve ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe tribunes! x3 Come. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Rome. Before :3 a xDD gate >_> of OwO the :33 city - -x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, MENyENyIUS, COMINIUS, -with OwO the x3 young :3 NyOBIWITY >_> of >_> Wome - -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Come, xDD weave >_> youw teaws; :3 a bwief faweweww. The beast -x3 With many :3 heads ^.^ butts me >_> away. ;;w;; Nyay, mothew, -:3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ÚwÚ ancient courage? You ;;w;; wewe :33 us'd -ÚwÚ To uWu say >_< extwemities ÚwÚ was OwO the twiew >_> of spirits; -:33 That ^w^ common >_< chances ^w^ common x3 men :33 couwd bear; -:33 That when OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ was UwU cawm >w< aww ^w^ boats alike -Show'd OwO mastewship in uWu fwoating; >_< fowtunye's ^-^ bwows, -When UwU most struck home, being gentwe >_< wounded x3 cwaves -OwO A x3 nyobwe UwU cunnying. You ;;w;; wewe :33 us'd ^-^ to woad me -x3 With OwO pwecepts UwU that would ^-^ make invincibwe -The OwO heawt UwU that ^w^ conn'd ^.^ them. -x3 VIWGIWIA. :3 O >_< heavens! :3 O >_< heavens! -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I ;;w;; pwithee, xDD woman- -VOLUMNIA. Nyow OwO the wed pestilence strike >w< aww twades in Wome, -And ÚwÚ occupations >w< pewish! -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> What, what, x3 what! -I uWu shaww >w< be :33 wov'd when I x3 am wack'd. ;;w;; Nyay, mothew, -x3 Wesume UwU that spirit when you ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, ->w< If you xDD had >_< been OwO the UwU wife >_> of Hercules, ->_> Six >_> of his x3 wabouws ^w^ you'd ^.^ have >_< donye, ÚwÚ and OwO sav'd -Your xDD husband OwO so >w< much ^.^ sweat. Cominyius, -^.^ Dwoop not; ^.^ adieu. Faweweww, my xDD wife, my mother. -I'll ^-^ do ;;w;; weww >_> yet. Thou ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and OwO twue xDD Menyenyius, -x3 Thy ;;w;; teaws awe >_< sawtew than :3 a ^.^ youngew ÚwÚ man's -And ^.^ venyomous ^-^ to UwU thinye OwO eyes. UwU My sometime ^w^ Genyewaw, -I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee stewn, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ oft x3 behewd -^.^ Heawt-hawd'nying ;;w;; spectacwes; tell ^.^ these >_> sad >w< women -^.^ 'Tis OwO fond ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw inyevitabwe xDD stwokes, -UwU As 'tis ^-^ to waugh at >_< 'em. UwU My mothew, you ÚwÚ wot ;;w;; weww -UwU My hazawds still ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw sowace; ÚwÚ and -xDD Bewieve't ^.^ nyot ^.^ wightwy- >w< though I >w< go xDD awonye, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a lonely >_> dwagon, UwU that his >_< fen -:3 Makes >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and >w< tawk'd >_> of ^-^ mowe than :3 seen- >_> youw :3 son -uWu Wiww ^w^ ow exceed OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ ow >w< be >_> caught -x3 With uWu cautewous ÚwÚ baits ÚwÚ and :33 pwactice. -VOLUMNIA. UwU My ^.^ fiwst UwU son, -Whither xDD wiwt :3 thou go? ;;w;; Take good Cominyius -x3 With ÚwÚ thee :33 awhiwe; xDD detewminye uWu on >w< some ^-^ couwse -Mowe than :3 a wiwd :3 expostuwe ^-^ to OwO each uWu chance -:33 That ^-^ stawts >w< i' th' uWu way before thee. -x3 VIWGIWIA. :3 O OwO the x3 gods! -COMINIUS. I'll follow ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^w^ month, devise with OwO the -:3 Whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt rest, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst hear >_> of >w< us, -And ^-^ we >_> of thee; so, ^-^ if OwO the UwU time OwO thwust :3 fowth -OwO A cause uWu fow >w< thy repeal, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ send -uWu O'ew OwO the UwU vast x3 wowwd ^-^ to >w< seek :3 a >w< singwe man, -And wose >w< advantage, ;;w;; which doth >w< evew cool -uWu I' th' absence >_> of OwO the nyeedew. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww; -Thou x3 hast years x3 upon ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art xDD too :33 fuww -x3 Of OwO the ^.^ waws' suwfeits ^-^ to >w< go x3 wuv with ^-^ onye -^.^ That's ÚwÚ yet unbwuis'd; bwing me uWu but >_< out at ;;w;; gate. -^w^ Come, my ^w^ sweet xDD wife, my ;;w;; deawest mothew, ÚwÚ and -UwU My fwiends >_> of x3 nyobwe OwO touch; when I x3 am >w< fowth, -UwU Bid me ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and smile. I pray you come. -OwO Whiwe I >_< wemain :33 abuv OwO the gwound you uWu shaww ->w< Heaw ^-^ fwom me stiww, ÚwÚ and never >_> of me >w< aught -But what :3 is >_< wike me :3 fowmewwy. -MENENIUS. ^.^ That's :3 wowthiwy -UwU As ^-^ any ear can heaw. ^w^ Come, wet's ^.^ nyot weep. ->w< If I :33 couwd >_< shake x3 off uWu but ^-^ onye :3 seven years -From ^.^ these ^.^ owd ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and ^.^ wegs, uWu by OwO the good >_< gods, -:3 I'd with ÚwÚ thee every foot. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. -x3 Come. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Rome. OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD gate - -x3 Entew OwO the two xDD Twibunyes, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS with OwO the ^w^ AEDIWE - -^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Bid them >w< aww >_< home; :33 he's gone, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww nyo >_< fuwthew. -The uWu nyobiwity awe vex'd, xDD whom ^-^ we UwU see ^.^ have ^.^ sided -UwU In his ^w^ behawf. -BWUTUS. Nyow ^-^ we ^.^ have shown ^-^ ouw :33 powew, ->_> Wet OwO us ÚwÚ seem humbler aftew ^.^ it :3 is x3 donye ->w< Than when ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< a-doing. -^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Bid them UwU home. -Say theiw gweat enemy :3 is gone, ÚwÚ and uWu they -Stand in theiw ÚwÚ ancient strength. -BWUTUS. :33 Dismiss them UwU home. Exit ^w^ AEDIWE -;;w;; Hewe comes his mother. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ and ^w^ MENyENyIUS - -^.^ SICINyIUS. Let's ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet :3 hew. -BWUTUS. Why? -^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ They uWu say she's ^w^ mad. -BWUTUS. ^.^ They ^.^ have ta'en ^-^ nyote >_> of >_< us; ^-^ keep uWu on >_> youw way. -VOLUMNIA. :33 O, Y'awe ;;w;; weww OwO met; th' hoawded pwague o' th' UwU gods -Wequite >_> youw ^w^ wuv! -MENENIUS. Peace, :3 peace, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so loud. -VOLUMNIA. >w< If UwU that I :33 couwd uWu fow :3 weeping, you shouwd hear- -;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww hear :33 some. uWu [To OwO BWUTUS] uWu Wiww you >w< be gonye? -x3 VIWGIWIA. uWu [To SICINyIUS] You uWu shaww stay ^w^ too. I would I xDD had OwO the -power -ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO so ^-^ to my >_> husband. -^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu Awe you >_> mankind? -VOLUMNIA. >w< Ay, OwO foow; :3 is UwU that :3 a shame? ^-^ Nyote uWu but this, foow: ->_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 a man my fathew? uWu Hadst :3 thou >w< foxship -ÚwÚ To ^w^ banyish him UwU that struck ^-^ mowe uWu bwows uWu fow >_> Wome ->w< Than :3 thou x3 hast spoken wowds? -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 O bwessed >_< heavens! -VOLUMNIA. ^-^ Moe x3 nyobwe uWu bwows than >w< evew :3 thou xDD wise :33 wowds; -And uWu fow :33 Wome's :33 good. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ what- ÚwÚ yet go! -;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 thou ^-^ shawt stay ^w^ too. I would my :3 son -Were in Arabia, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ twibe before ^w^ him, -His good >_< swowd in his hand. -^.^ SICINyIUS. What ^.^ then? -x3 VIWGIWIA. What OwO then! -^-^ He'd ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end >_> of >w< thy x3 postewity. -VOLUMNIA. Bastards ÚwÚ and all. -Good man, OwO the wounds UwU that ^.^ he OwO does bear uWu fow Rome! -MENENIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ peace. -^.^ SICINyIUS. I would ^.^ he xDD had continyued ^-^ to his ;;w;; countwy -UwU As ^.^ he uWu began, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot unknit ^-^ himsewf -The x3 nyobwe knot ^.^ he ^.^ made. -BWUTUS. I would ^.^ he xDD had. -VOLUMNIA. OwO 'I would ^.^ he had!' ÚwÚ 'Twas you :3 incens'd OwO the rabble- -UwU Cats UwU that can ;;w;; judge as fitly >_> of his wowth -UwU As I can >_> of x3 those ^.^ mystewies ;;w;; which >w< heaven -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 eawth ^-^ to know. -BWUTUS. >_> Pway, wet's ^.^ go. -VOLUMNIA. Nyow, pray, ;;w;; siw, >_< get you gone; -You ^.^ have x3 donye :3 a bwave :3 deed. Ewe you ÚwÚ go, hear :33 this: -UwU As :3 faw as doth OwO the Capitow exceed -The UwU meanyest house in Wome, OwO so :3 faw my ^-^ son- -:3 This lady's xDD husband ;;w;; hewe, this, ^-^ do you see?- -x3 Whom you ^.^ have banish'd OwO does exceed you an. -BWUTUS. Weww, well, ^w^ we'ww xDD weave you. -^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Why stay ^-^ we ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; baited -x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that ÚwÚ wants xDD hew wits? >_< Exeunt UwU TWIBUNyES -VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Take my ;;w;; pwayews with you. -I would OwO the UwU gods xDD had nyothing ewse ^-^ to ^-^ do -But ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm my curses. Could I ^.^ meet >w< 'em -But UwU once :3 a day, ^.^ it would UwU uncwog my OwO heawt -x3 Of what :3 wies :33 heavy to't. -MENENIUS. You ^.^ have told them home, -And, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, you ^.^ have ^.^ cause. You'll sup with x3 me? -VOLUMNIA. :33 Angew's my ^-^ meat; I sup x3 upon ÚwÚ mysewf, -And OwO so uWu shaww stawve with :3 feeding. ^w^ Come, wet's ^.^ go. -Weave :3 this ^.^ faint puling ÚwÚ and >_> wament as I uWu do, -UwU In angew, >_< Junyo-wike. ^w^ Come, xDD come, come. ->_< Exeunt VOWUMNyIA ÚwÚ and VIRGILIA -MENENIUS. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A >_> highway :3 between >_> Wome ÚwÚ and xDD Antium - -x3 Entew :3 a UwU WOMAN ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 VOWSCE, meeting - ->w< WOMAN. I xDD knyow you well, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and you xDD knyow me; >_> youw uWu nyame, I xDD think, -:3 is Adwian. -^-^ VOWSCE. ^w^ It :3 is so, sir. Twuwy, I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot you. ->w< WOMAN. I x3 am :3 a Roman; ÚwÚ and my services awe, as you awe, x3 against >_< 'em. -xDD Knyow you me :3 yet? -^-^ VOWSCE. OwO Nyicanyow? Nyo! ->w< WOMAN. The :33 same, sir. -^-^ VOWSCE. uWu YOU xDD had ^-^ mowe beard when I last ^-^ saw you, uWu but >_> youw :3 favouw :3 is -;;w;; weww appeaw'd uWu by >_> youw OwO tongue. What's OwO the UwU nyews in Rome? I ^.^ have :3 a -^-^ nyote ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ Vowscian state, ^-^ to find you >_< out ^.^ thewe. You ^.^ have -;;w;; weww :33 saved me :3 a UwU day's >_> jouwnyey. ->w< WOMAN. Thewe ;;w;; hath >_< been in >_> Wome ÚwÚ stwange :33 insuwwections: OwO the ^w^ peopwe -x3 against OwO the senators, patwicians, ÚwÚ and >_> nyobwes. -^-^ VOWSCE. ;;w;; Hath ^w^ been! ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_< ended, ^.^ then? Our OwO state OwO thinks ^.^ nyot >w< so; uWu they -awe in :3 a UwU most ^.^ wawwike :3 pwepawation, ÚwÚ and >w< hope ^-^ to come x3 upon them in -OwO the heat >_> of theiw ^-^ division. ->w< WOMAN. The x3 main ^-^ bwaze >_> of ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ past, uWu but :3 a small xDD thing would ^-^ make -^.^ it flame ÚwÚ again; uWu fow OwO the nobles weceive OwO so ^-^ to OwO heawt OwO the banishment ->_> of UwU that >w< wowthy Coriolanus UwU that uWu they awe in :3 a wipe aptness ^-^ to UwU take ->w< aww power ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD pwuck ^-^ fwom them theiw tribunes -uWu fow ever. :3 This :3 wies >_< gwowing, I can tell you, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^w^ awmost mature -uWu fow OwO the viowent breaking >_< out. -^-^ VOWSCE. Coriolanus banyish'd! ->w< WOMAN. Banyish'd, sir. -^-^ VOWSCE. You uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ wewcome with :3 this intewwigence, :33 Nyicanyow. ->w< WOMAN. The :3 day sewves ;;w;; weww uWu fow them OwO nyow. I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said OwO the -OwO fittest UwU time ^-^ to corrupt :3 a ÚwÚ man's UwU wife :3 is when she's OwO faww'n >_< out -with xDD hew >_> husband. Your x3 nyobwe Tullus UwU Aufidius uWu wiww :3 appeaw ;;w;; weww in -^.^ these ^w^ waws, his gweat opposew, >w< Cowiowanyus, being :3 nyow in nyo -xDD wequest >_> of his countwy. -^-^ VOWSCE. ÚwÚ He cannyot uWu choose. I x3 am UwU most >_> fowtunyate ;;w;; thus ;;w;; accidentawwy ^-^ to -uWu encountew OwO you; you ^.^ have UwU ended my businyess, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU mewwiwy -:33 accompany you UwU home. ->w< WOMAN. I uWu shaww :3 between :3 this ÚwÚ and ^w^ suppew tell you UwU most ÚwÚ stwange >w< things -^-^ fwom Wome, >w< aww :33 tending ^-^ to OwO the good >_> of theiw advewsawies. >_< Have you -OwO an ;;w;; awmy ^w^ weady, uWu say you? -^-^ VOWSCE. OwO A UwU most :33 woyaw >_< onye: OwO the centurions ÚwÚ and theiw xDD chawges, -ÚwÚ distinctwy UwU biwweted, already in th' >_> entewtainment, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be uWu on -foot at OwO an hour's warning. ->w< WOMAN. I x3 am >_< joyfuw ^-^ to hear >_> of theiw readiness, ÚwÚ and x3 am OwO the man, I -xDD think, UwU that uWu shaww xDD set them in ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ action. UwU So, ;;w;; siw, >_> heawtiwy -;;w;; weww met, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ gwad >_> of >_> youw :33 company. -^-^ VOWSCE. You UwU take my part ^-^ fwom uWu me, sir. I ^.^ have OwO the UwU most cause ^-^ to >w< be -^.^ gwad >_> of ^w^ youws. ->w< WOMAN. Weww, let OwO us >w< go >w< togethew. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -x3 Antium. Before OwO AUFIDIUS' house - -x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, in UwU mean :3 appawew, ÚwÚ disguis'd ÚwÚ and muffwed - -uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy :33 city :3 is :3 this x3 Antium. ^-^ City, -^.^ 'Tis I UwU that :3 made >w< thy ;;w;; widows: many OwO an ÚwÚ heiw -x3 Of ^.^ these fair edifices fowe my wars ->_< Have I heard >_> gwoan ÚwÚ and dwop. ;;w;; Then xDD knyow me not. -Lest UwU that >w< thy ;;w;; wives with :33 spits ÚwÚ and :3 boys with ^w^ stonyes, -UwU In OwO puny ^-^ battwe ^.^ sway >_> me. - -x3 Entew OwO A uWu CITIZEN - -ÚwÚ Save you, sir. ->_< CITIZEN. And you. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Diwect uWu me, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be >_> youw wiww, -:3 Whewe gweat UwU Aufidius wies. ^-^ Is ^.^ he in >_< Antium? ->_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and UwU feasts OwO the nobles >_> of OwO the OwO state -^.^ At his house :3 this ^-^ nyight. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Which :3 is his OwO house, uWu beseech you? ->_< CITIZEN. :3 This here before you. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Thank you, siw; faweweww. Exit uWu CITIZEN -:3 O UwU wowwd, >w< thy >w< swippewy >_< tuwns! >_< Fwiends :3 nyow fast >_> swown, -uWu Whose double >_< bosoms uWu seems ^-^ to wear ^-^ onye xDD heawt, -uWu Whose >_> houws, uWu whose :33 bed, uWu whose >_< meaw ÚwÚ and OwO exewcise -uWu Awe still togethew, ^-^ who >_< twin, as >_> 'twewe, in love, -Unseparable, uWu shaww within :3 this xDD houw, -uWu On :3 a >_< dissension >_> of :3 a >_> doit, >_< bweak >_< out -ÚwÚ To :33 bittewest >w< enmity; OwO so fewwest uWu foes, -uWu Whose ^.^ passions ÚwÚ and uWu whose >_< pwots ^.^ have x3 bwoke theiw ;;w;; sweep -ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the ^-^ onye OwO the xDD othew, uWu by >w< some uWu chance, -uWu Some xDD twick ^.^ nyot wowth OwO an egg, uWu shaww gwow dear fwiends -And interjoin theiw xDD issues. ^w^ So with :3 me: -UwU My OwO biwthpwace UwU hate OwO I, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ wuv's x3 upon -:3 This enemy town. I'll >_> entew. >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ sway uWu me, -ÚwÚ He OwO does fair justice: ^-^ if ^.^ he ^w^ give me >_< way, -I'll ^-^ do his ;;w;; countwy uWu sewvice. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -x3 Antium. OwO AUFIDIUS' house - -:3 Music pways. x3 Entew OwO A ^-^ SEWVINGMAN - -OwO FIWST SERVANT. :3 Winye, winye, ;;w;; winye! What service :3 is :3 hewe! I ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw -xDD fewwows awe asleep. Exit - -x3 Entew another ^-^ SEWVINGMAN - -x3 SECOND x3 SERVANT.Where's UwU Cotus? UwU My ^w^ mastew calls uWu fow >_> him. -ÚwÚ Cotus! Exit - -x3 Entew COWIOWANyUS - -uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy >_< house. The feast smewws well, uWu but I -xDD Appeaw ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a >w< guest. - -;;w;; We-entew OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^-^ SEWVINGMAN - -OwO FIWST SERVANT. What would you x3 have, fwiend? ->_> Whence awe you? Here's nyo place uWu fow >w< you: pray >w< go ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ doow. -Exit -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^.^ have deserv'd nyo better >_> entewtainment -UwU In being UwU Cowiowanyus. - -;;w;; We-entew uWu second ^-^ SEWVINGMAN - -x3 SECOND SERVANT. >_> Whence awe you, sir? xDD Has OwO the powtew his eyes in his -head UwU that ^.^ he gives entwance ^-^ to such companyions? ;;w;; Pway >_< get you >_< out. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. xDD Away! -x3 SECOND SERVANT. :33 Away? UwU Get you >_> away. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Nyow th' art x3 twoubwesome. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. uWu Awe you OwO so bwave? I'll ^.^ have you >w< tawk'd with x3 anyon. - -x3 Entew :3 a third SERVINGMAN. The ^.^ fiwst xDD meets him - -uWu THIWD SERVANT. What ^-^ fewwow's uWu this? -OwO FIWST SERVANT. OwO A ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ onye as >w< evew I ^.^ wook'd x3 on. I cannyot >_< get him ->_< out o' th' >_< house. ÚwÚ Pwithee caww my ^w^ mastew ^-^ to >_> him. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. What ^.^ have you ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; hewe, fewwow? ;;w;; Pway you UwU avoid OwO the ->_< house. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet me uWu but uWu stand- I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt >_> youw hearth. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. What awe you? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A gentleman. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. OwO A :33 mawv'wwous UwU poow ^w^ onye. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Twue, OwO so I ÚwÚ am. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. ;;w;; Pway you, UwU poow ;;w;; gentweman, UwU take OwO up >w< some uWu othew ->_> station; >w< hewe's nyo place uWu fow you. ;;w;; Pway you OwO avoid. x3 Come. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Follow >_> youw >_< function, >w< go ÚwÚ and ^w^ batten uWu on x3 cowd uWu bits. -uWu [Pushes him away ^-^ fwom xDD him] -uWu THIWD SERVANT. >_> What, you uWu wiww not? ÚwÚ Pwithee tell my ^w^ mastew what :3 a -ÚwÚ stwange uWu guest ^.^ he >_> has here. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. And I shall. Exit -uWu THIWD SERVANT. :3 Whewe OwO dweww'st thou? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Undew OwO the ^.^ canyopy. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. ^.^ Undew OwO the xDD canyopy? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Ay. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. Where's ÚwÚ that? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu I' th' :33 city >_> of kites ÚwÚ and crows. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. uWu I' th' :33 city >_> of kites ÚwÚ and uWu cwows! -What OwO an ;;w;; ass ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! ;;w;; Then :3 thou OwO dweww'st with :3 daws too? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, I sewve ^.^ nyot >w< thy mastew. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. ^-^ How, :3 siw! Do you meddle with my ^.^ mastew? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Ay; 'tis OwO an ^.^ honyestew service than ^-^ to meddle with >w< thy -OwO mistwess. Thou OwO pwat'st ÚwÚ and prat'st; sewve with >w< thy UwU twenchew; -OwO hence! [Beats him xDD away] - -x3 Entew OwO AUFIDIUS with OwO the uWu second ^-^ SEWVINGMAN - -^-^ AUFIDIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this fewwow? -x3 SECOND SERVANT. Here, siw; :3 I'd ^.^ have >_> beaten him >_< wike :3 a dog, uWu but uWu fow -distuwbing OwO the uWu wowds within. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Whence ;;w;; com'st thou? What wouldst thou? x3 Thy name? -UwU Why OwO speak'st not? xDD Speak, xDD man. What's >w< thy name? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> [Unmuffwing] ^.^ If, Tullus, -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 thou uWu knyow'st uWu me, :3 and, >_< seeing uWu me, OwO dost ^.^ nyot -:33 Think me uWu fow OwO the man I OwO am, necessity -Commands me name ^-^ mysewf. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. What :3 is >w< thy name? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A name ^.^ unmusicaw ^-^ to OwO the >_< Vowscians' eaws, -And harsh in :33 sound ^-^ to >w< thinye. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. Say, ^w^ what's >w< thy name? -Thou >_> has :3 a >w< gwim xDD appeawance, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; face -Bears :3 a xDD command in't; >w< though >w< thy x3 tackwe's ;;w;; town, -Thou ^.^ show'st :3 a x3 nyobwe uWu vessew. What's >w< thy name? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Pwepawe >w< thy uWu bwow ^-^ to x3 fwown- uWu knyow'st :3 thou me :3 yet? -^-^ AUFIDIUS. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not. x3 Thy name? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU My name :3 is ^-^ Caius OwO Mawcius, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee >w< pawticuwawwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the >_< Vowsces, -Great hurt ÚwÚ and >w< mischief; theweto witness ^-^ may -UwU My suwnyame, UwU Cowiowanyus. The painful UwU sewvice, -The extreme :33 dangews, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ dwops >_> of UwU bwood -Shed uWu fow my x3 thankwess xDD countwy, awe requited -But with UwU that ;;w;; suwnyame- :3 a good memowy -And witness >_> of OwO the ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and xDD dispweasuwe -^w^ Which :3 thou shouldst bear >_> me. >_> Onwy UwU that name ^.^ wemains; -The cruelty ÚwÚ and >_< envy >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, -Pewmitted uWu by ^-^ ouw ^-^ dastawd nobles, ^-^ who ->_< Have >w< aww >_< fowsook uWu me, ;;w;; hath xDD devouw'd OwO the rest, -An suffer'd me uWu by th' >w< voice >_> of slaves ^-^ to >w< be -uWu Whoop'd >_< out >_> of Rome. Nyow :3 this >_> extwemity -;;w;; Hath ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ heawth; ^.^ nyot >_< out >_> of hope, -:3 Mistake me ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to :33 save my life; uWu fow ^-^ if -I xDD had >_< feaw'd >_< death, >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 men >w< i' th' x3 wowwd -I would ^.^ have ^.^ 'voided thee; uWu but in mere >_> spite, -ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 fuww ;;w;; quit >_> of x3 those my UwU banyishews, -Stand I before ÚwÚ thee here. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast -OwO A OwO heawt >_> of wweak in ^.^ thee, UwU that xDD wiwt wevenge ->_< Thinye >_> own pawticuwaw ^-^ wwongs ÚwÚ and xDD stop x3 those ^.^ maims -x3 Of ÚwÚ shame uWu seen OwO thwough >w< thy xDD countwy, ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ thee straight -And ^-^ make my >w< misewy sewve >w< thy OwO tuwn. ^w^ So ;;w;; use ^.^ it -:33 That my wevengefuw services ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv -UwU As benefits ^-^ to thee; uWu fow I uWu wiww fight -uWu Against my >_< cank'wed ;;w;; countwy with OwO the uWu spween -x3 Of >w< aww OwO the uWu undew ;;w;; fiends. But ^-^ if OwO so >w< be -Thou :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot this, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mowe :3 fowtunyes -xDD Th'awt tir'd, then, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I ÚwÚ awso x3 am -^.^ Wongew ^-^ to live UwU most ^-^ weawy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent -UwU My ^w^ thwoat ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ ancient >w< mawice; -^w^ Which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut would show ÚwÚ thee uWu but :3 a fool, -x3 Since I ^.^ have >w< evew ^-^ fowwowed ÚwÚ thee with ^.^ hate, -^w^ Dwawn tuns >_> of UwU bwood >_< out >_> of >w< thy ^-^ countwy's ^w^ bweast, -And cannyot live uWu but ^-^ to >w< thy shame, unwess -^w^ It >w< be ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee uWu sewvice. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. :3 O OwO Mawcius, Mawcius! ->_> Each >_> wowd :3 thou x3 hast xDD spoke ;;w;; hath xDD weeded ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt -OwO A >w< woot >_> of ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ envy. >w< If Jupiter -;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ fwom yond cwoud speak >_< divinye OwO things, -And uWu say ^-^ ''Tis true,' :3 I'd ^.^ nyot believe them ^-^ mowe ->w< Than ^.^ thee, >w< aww x3 nyobwe OwO Mawcius. >_> Wet me ^w^ twinye -Minye ÚwÚ awms about UwU that body, xDD whewe x3 against -UwU My ^w^ gwainyed ÚwÚ ash OwO an ^-^ hundwed xDD times ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke -And scaww'd OwO the ^-^ moon with spwintews; here I ^w^ cwip -The anviw >_> of my ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :33 contest -UwU As >_> hotwy ÚwÚ and as ^w^ nyobwy with >w< thy love -UwU As >w< evew in ambitious OwO stwength I >_> did -Contend x3 against >w< thy vawouw. xDD Knyow :3 thou :33 fiwst, -I :33 wov'd OwO the maid I ÚwÚ mawwied; never man -OwO Sigh'd twuew >w< bweath; uWu but UwU that I UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, -Thou x3 nyobwe :33 thing, ^-^ mowe >_> dances my UwU wapt OwO heawt ->w< Than when I ^.^ fiwst my ^w^ wedded ^w^ mistwess ^-^ saw -Bestride my thweshowd. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou xDD Maws, I tell OwO the -We ^.^ have :3 a power uWu on ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and I xDD had OwO puwpose ->w< Once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to xDD hew >w< thy tawget ^-^ fwom >w< thy brawn, -Ow wose >_< minye arm for't. Thou x3 hast beat me >_< out -Twelve uWu sevewaw times, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ^w^ nyightwy >_< since -Dreamt >_> of encountews :33 'twixt thyself ÚwÚ and :3 me- -We ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; down >_> togethew in my >w< sweep, -Unbuckling xDD hewms, >w< fisting OwO each other's throat- -And >w< wak'd half UwU dead with nothing. Wowthy OwO Mawcius, -Had ^-^ we nyo uWu othew >_< quawwew ewse ^-^ to >_> Wome uWu but UwU that -Thou art ^.^ thence banish'd, ^-^ we would uWu mustew >w< aww -From twewve ^-^ to seventy, :3 and, ÚwÚ pouwing OwO waw -x3 Into OwO the uWu bowews >_> of ;;w;; ungwatefuw Wome, -;;w;; Wike :3 a bowd flood o'ewbeat. :33 O, xDD come, >w< go ÚwÚ in, -And UwU take ^-^ ouw fwiendwy xDD senyatows uWu by th' x3 hands, -OwO Who :3 nyow awe ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ taking theiw leaves >_> of me -OwO Who x3 am :33 pwepaw'd x3 against >_> youw xDD tewwitowies, -^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> Wome itself. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. You bless uWu me, x3 gods! -^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 Thewefowe, ^.^ most. absowute ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ have -The leading >_> of UwU thinye >_> own wevenges, UwU take -^-^ Th' ^-^ onye half >_> of my xDD commission, ÚwÚ and xDD set >w< down- -UwU As :33 best :3 thou art expewienc'd, >_< since :3 thou uWu knyow'st -x3 Thy ^-^ countwy's OwO stwength ÚwÚ and ^.^ weaknyess- UwU thinye >_> own :33 ways, -:3 Whethew ^-^ to xDD knyock x3 against OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Wome, -Ow ^w^ wudewy >w< visit them in pawts :3 wemote -ÚwÚ To OwO fwight them ewe destroy. But come in; ->_> Wet me ÚwÚ commend ÚwÚ thee ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to x3 those UwU that uWu shaww -Say OwO yea ^-^ to >w< thy desiwes. OwO A ^w^ thousand OwO wewcomes! -And ^-^ mowe :3 a fwiend than e'ew OwO an enemy; -xDD Yet, OwO Mawcius, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^w^ much. Your >w< hand; UwU most welcome! ->_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and OwO AUFIDIUS - -The two SERVINGMEN come :3 fowwawd - -OwO FIWST SERVANT. Here's :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_> awtewation! -x3 SECOND SERVANT. By my ;;w;; hand, I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have strucken him with -:3 a UwU cudgew; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my :33 mind >_> gave me his clothes :3 made :3 a false wepowt ->_> of >_> him. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. What OwO an arm ^.^ he OwO has! ÚwÚ He tuwn'd me about with his -fingew ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; thumb, as ^-^ onye would xDD set OwO up :3 a top. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. ;;w;; Nyay, I knew uWu by his ;;w;; face UwU that there ÚwÚ was xDD something in -him; ^.^ he ^-^ had, ;;w;; siw, :3 a >w< kind >_> of ;;w;; face, >w< methought- I cannyot tell how ^-^ to -term it. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ He xDD had so, looking as ^.^ it wewe- Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe hang'd, -uWu but I ^w^ thought there ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe in him than I :33 couwd uWu think. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^w^ So >_> did OwO I, I'll >w< be swown. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> simpwy OwO the wawest -man >w< i' th' world. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he >_> is; uWu but :3 a gweatew sowdiew than ^.^ he you ÚwÚ wot -x3 on. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. Who, my ^.^ mastew? -OwO FIWST SERVANT. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< it's nyo matter uWu fow ;;w;; that. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. Worth OwO six uWu on >_> him. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot OwO so neither; uWu but I UwU take him ^-^ to >w< be OwO the -gweatew sowdiew. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ wook you, ^-^ onye cannyot tell how ^-^ to uWu say UwU that; -uWu fow OwO the :3 defence >_> of :3 a ^-^ town ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw :3 is ^w^ excewwent. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO an assauwt ^w^ too. - -;;w;; We-entew OwO the third ^-^ SEWVINGMAN - -uWu THIWD SERVANT. :3 O ;;w;; swaves, I can tell you >w< nyews- UwU nyews, you wascaws! -uWu BOTH. >_> What, what, ;;w;; what? Let's :33 pawtake. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a :3 Woman, >_> of >w< aww x3 nyations; -I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be :3 a :33 condemn'd xDD man. -uWu BOTH. >_< Whewefowe? >w< whewefowe? -uWu THIWD SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to >_< thwack ^-^ ouw >_< genyewaw- -^-^ Caius OwO Mawcius. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. UwU Why ^-^ do you uWu say :33 'thwack ^-^ ouw xDD genyewaw'? -uWu THIWD SERVANT. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say :33 'thwack ^-^ ouw genyewaw,' uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :33 awways -good enough uWu fow >_> him. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we awe xDD fewwows ÚwÚ and >_< fwiends. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< evew xDD too -^-^ hawd uWu fow ^w^ him, I ^.^ have heard him uWu say OwO so :3 himsewf. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow him ^.^ diwectwy, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the troth ->w< on't; before xDD Cowiowi ^.^ he ^-^ scotch'd him ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyotch'd him >_< wike :3 a -cawbonyado. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. An ^.^ he xDD had >_< been ^.^ cannyibawwy uWu given, ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have -:33 bwoiw'd ÚwÚ and eaten him ^w^ too. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. But ^-^ mowe >_> of >w< thy >w< nyews! -uWu THIWD SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is OwO so :3 made uWu on here within as ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 son -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to Mars; xDD set at uppew ^-^ end o' th' :3 tabwe; nyo xDD question ->w< asked him uWu by ^-^ any >_> of OwO the xDD senyatows uWu but uWu they ^.^ stand uWu bawd before >_> him. -Our ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ himsewf makes :3 a ^w^ mistwess >_> of ^w^ him, ^-^ sanctifies ^-^ himsewf -with's ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tuwns OwO up OwO the >_> white o' th' eye ^-^ to his ^w^ discouwse. -But OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the UwU nyews ;;w;; is, ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw :3 is ÚwÚ cut >w< i' th' middwe -ÚwÚ and uWu but ^-^ onye half >_> of what ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 yestewday, uWu fow OwO the uWu othew >_> has half -uWu by OwO the ^.^ entweaty ÚwÚ and gwant >_> of OwO the xDD whowe ^-^ tabwe. He'll ÚwÚ go, ^.^ he uWu says, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; soww OwO the powtew >_> of >_> Wome ^w^ gates uWu by th' ears; ^.^ he uWu wiww mow >w< aww -;;w;; down before ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and xDD weave his ÚwÚ passage ^w^ poww'd. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. And :33 he's as >_< wike ^-^ to do't as ^-^ any man I can ;;w;; imaginye. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. UwU Do't! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^-^ do't; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he >_> has as -many fwiends as enemies; ;;w;; which fwiends, ;;w;; siw, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, durst -nyot- ÚwÚ wook you, sir- show themsewves, as ^-^ we term it, his fwiends, -UwU whiwst :33 he's in diwectitude. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. >_< Diwectitude? What's ÚwÚ that? -uWu THIWD SERVANT. But when uWu they uWu shaww >_> see, ;;w;; siw, his :3 cwest OwO up UwU again ÚwÚ and -OwO the man in blood, uWu they uWu wiww >_< out >_> of theiw ^.^ buwwows, >_< wike OwO conyies -aftew wain, ÚwÚ and revel OwO an with >_> him. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. But when :33 goes :3 this x3 fowwawd? -uWu THIWD SERVANT. :3 To-mowwow, UwU to-day, >_> pwesentwy. You uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the -uWu dwum struck OwO up :3 this OwO aftewnyoon; 'tis as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe uWu pawcew >_> of theiw ->w< feast, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ executed ewe uWu they wipe theiw lips. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a stiwwing x3 wowwd again. -:3 This xDD peace :3 is nyothing uWu but ^-^ to wust x3 iwon, OwO incwease ^-^ taiwows, ÚwÚ and -breed UwU bawwad-makews. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. >_> Wet me ^.^ have war, uWu say I; ^.^ it exceeds xDD peace as :3 faw as -:3 day OwO does >_< nyight; >w< it's spwitewy, ;;w;; waking, audible, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of vent. -xDD Peace :3 is :3 a vewy apoplexy, :3 wethawgy; xDD muww'd, >_< deaf, sleepy, -OwO insensibwe; :3 a xDD gettew >_> of ^-^ mowe xDD bastawd chiwdwen than waw's :3 a -^-^ destwoyew >_> of ^-^ men. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; ÚwÚ and as OwO waw in >w< some sort ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be -:3 a >_< wavishew, OwO so ^.^ it cannyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied uWu but xDD peace :3 is :3 a gweat maker >_> of -x3 cuckowds. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it makes x3 men UwU hate ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. Reason: ^.^ because uWu they then less :3 nyeed ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. The -wars uWu fow my ^-^ monyey. I >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see Womans as UwU cheap as Vowscians. -^.^ They awe x3 wising, uWu they awe >w< wising. -uWu BOTH. ;;w;; In, ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ in, in! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew OwO the two xDD Twibunyes, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS - -^.^ SICINyIUS. We hear ^.^ nyot >_> of ^w^ him, neither :3 nyeed ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw >_> him. -His xDD wemedies awe :33 tame. The ÚwÚ pwesent xDD peace -And ^-^ quietnyess >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ;;w;; which before -Were in wiwd UwU huwwy, here ^-^ do ^-^ make his fwiends ->_< Bwush UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd :33 goes ;;w;; weww; ^-^ who wathew ^-^ had, -^-^ Though uWu they themsewves >_> did suffer by't, >w< behowd -Dissentious ÚwÚ nyumbews OwO pest'wing >w< stweets than UwU see -Our OwO twadesmen ;;w;; singing in theiw :33 shops, ÚwÚ and ^-^ going -About theiw ^.^ functions ^.^ fwiendwy. - -x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS - -BWUTUS. We ÚwÚ stood to't in good xDD time. ^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; Menyenyius? -^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, 'tis ^w^ he. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is UwU gwown UwU most >w< kind -x3 Of late. Hail, :3 siw! -MENENIUS. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to you :33 both! -^.^ SICINyIUS. Your Coriolanus :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< much >_< miss'd -But with his >_< fwiends. The commonweawth doth ^.^ stand, -And OwO so would uWu do, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^-^ mowe :3 angwy at it. -MENENIUS. x3 Aww's well, ÚwÚ and UwU might ^.^ have >_< been >w< much better -ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ have tempowiz'd. -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< he, hear you? -MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I hear OwO nyothing; his mothew ÚwÚ and his UwU wife ->w< Heaw nyothing ^-^ fwom >_> him. - -x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw xDD citizens - -CITIZENS. The UwU gods OwO pwesewve you :33 both! -^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU God-den, ^-^ ouw nyeighbouws. -BWUTUS. x3 God-den ^-^ to you aww, >_< god-den ^-^ to you an. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Ourselves, ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and ^-^ chiwdwen, uWu on ^-^ ouw knyees -uWu Awe bound ^-^ to pray uWu fow you >_> both. -^.^ SICINyIUS. Live ÚwÚ and :33 thwive! -BWUTUS. Faweweww, >w< kind ^-^ nyeighbouws; ^-^ we :33 wish'd Coriolanus -Had :33 wov'd you as ^-^ we ÚwÚ did. -CITIZENS. Nyow OwO the UwU gods ^-^ keep xDD you! -BOTH TWIBUNyES. Faweweww, faweweww. >_< Exeunt xDD citizens -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a happier ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe comely UwU time ->w< Than when ^.^ these xDD fewwows ÚwÚ wan about OwO the >w< stweets -:33 Cwying UwU confusion. -BWUTUS. ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius ÚwÚ was -OwO A >w< wowthy ^w^ officew >w< i' OwO the war, uWu but :3 insowent, -O'ercome with :33 pwide, ambitious ÚwÚ past >w< aww ^-^ thinking, -uWu Sewf-woving- -^.^ SICINyIUS. And >_< affecting ^-^ onye >_> sowe thwonye, -Without ^w^ assistance. -MENENIUS. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -^.^ SICINyIUS. We shouwd uWu by this, ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO wamentation, ->w< If ^.^ he xDD had gonye :3 fowth consuw, ;;w;; found ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -BWUTUS. The UwU gods ^.^ have ;;w;; weww >w< pwevented it, ÚwÚ and >_> Wome -^w^ Sits xDD safe ÚwÚ and still ^-^ without >_> him. - -x3 Entew OwO an ^w^ AEDIWE - -uWu AEDIWE. Wowthy xDD twibunyes, -Thewe :3 is :3 a slave, xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< put in x3 pwison, -;;w;; Wepowts OwO the >_< Vowsces with uWu sevewaw >w< powews -uWu Awe ent'red in OwO the Woman xDD tewwitowies, -And with OwO the x3 deepest ;;w;; mawice >_> of OwO the OwO waw -Destroy what :3 wies before >_< 'em. -MENENIUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ Aufidius, -Who, hearing >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO Mawcius' ;;w;; banyishment, -OwO Thwusts :3 fowth his howns UwU again OwO into OwO the UwU wowwd, -^w^ Which ;;w;; wewe >_< insheww'd when uWu Mawcius ÚwÚ stood uWu fow Wome, -And durst ^.^ nyot UwU once UwU peep >_< out. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ Come, what talk you >_> of :33 Mawcius? -BWUTUS. uWu Go UwU see :3 this ;;w;; wumouwew ;;w;; whipp'd. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be -The >_< Vowsces dare >_< bweak with ÚwÚ us. -MENENIUS. Cannyot xDD be! -We ^.^ have ÚwÚ wecowd UwU that vewy ;;w;; weww ^.^ it uWu can; -And three ;;w;; exampwes >_> of OwO the >_< wike ;;w;; hath >_< been -xDD Within my age. But reason with OwO the :3 fewwow -Before you punish ^w^ him, xDD whewe ^.^ he heard this, -Lest you uWu shaww uWu chance ^-^ to x3 whip >_> youw infowmation -And beat OwO the :33 messengew ^-^ who >_< bids UwU bewawe -x3 Of what :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_< dweaded. -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Teww ^.^ nyot >_> me. -I xDD knyow :3 this cannyot UwU be. -BWUTUS. :3 Nyot Possible. - -x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. The nobles in gweat ;;w;; eawnyestnyess awe ^-^ going -^-^ Aww ^-^ to OwO the Senate ÚwÚ House; >w< some UwU nyews :3 is come -:33 That ;;w;; tuwns theiw ;;w;; countenyances. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis :3 this UwU swave- -uWu Go x3 whip him fowe OwO the people's x3 eyes- his waising, -Nyothing uWu but his >_< wepowt. -MESSENGEW. x3 Yes, >w< wowthy ;;w;; siw, -The slave's wepowt :3 is UwU seconded, ÚwÚ and :3 mowe, -Mowe feawfuw, :3 is deliver'd. -^.^ SICINyIUS. What ^-^ mowe :3 feawfuw? -MESSENGEW. ^w^ It :3 is xDD spoke ^-^ fweewy >_< out >_> of many x3 mouths- -OwO How pwobabwe I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> knyow- UwU that OwO Mawcius, -^.^ Join'd with ^.^ Aufidius, weads :3 a power >w< 'gainst Wome, -And >_< vows wevenge as xDD spacious as :3 between -The uWu young'st ÚwÚ and oldest >_> thing. -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 is UwU most likely! -BWUTUS. Rais'd only UwU that OwO the x3 weakew sort ^-^ may ^w^ wish -Good uWu Mawcius UwU home again. -^.^ SICINyIUS. The vewy xDD twick uWu on 't. -MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is xDD unwikewy. -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and UwU Aufidius can nyo ^-^ mowe >_> atonye ->w< Than :3 viowent'st ^.^ contwawiety. - -x3 Entew :3 a uWu second MESSENGEW - -x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. You awe x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the Senate. -OwO A xDD feawfuw awmy, wed uWu by ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius -^.^ Associated with ^.^ Aufidius, ^w^ wages -:3 Upon ^-^ ouw xDD tewwitowies, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have already -O'ewbownye theiw >_< way, UwU consum'd with x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and took -What uWu way before ^.^ them. - -x3 Entew >_> COMINyIUS - -COMINIUS. :33 O, you ^.^ have :3 made good ;;w;; wowk! -MENENIUS. What x3 nyews? what x3 nyews? -COMINIUS. You ^.^ have howp ^-^ to wavish >_> youw >_> own daughters ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ To OwO mewt OwO the :33 city weads x3 upon >_> youw :33 pates, -ÚwÚ To UwU see >_> youw ;;w;; wives dishonour'd ^-^ to >_> youw noses- -MENENIUS. What's OwO the x3 nyews? What's OwO the x3 nyews? -COMINIUS. Your OwO tempwes burned in theiw uWu cement, ÚwÚ and -Your franchises, xDD wheweon you OwO stood, :3 confin'd -x3 Into OwO an :33 augew's bore. -MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway nyow, >_> youw x3 nyews? -You ^.^ have :3 made fair work, I ;;w;; feaw >_> me. >_> Pway, >_> youw news. ->w< If uWu Mawcius shouwd >w< be xDD join'd wi' th' x3 Vowscians- -COMINIUS. >w< If! -ÚwÚ He :3 is theiw ^.^ god; ^.^ he weads them >_< wike :3 a xDD thing -^w^ Made uWu by >w< some uWu othew >w< deity than uWu Nyatuwe, -:33 That >_> shapes man bettew; ÚwÚ and uWu they follow him -uWu Against OwO us uWu bwats with nyo less >_< confidence ->w< Than :3 boys pursuing uWu summew OwO buttewfwies, -Ow xDD butchews :33 kiwwing uWu fwies. -MENENIUS. You ^.^ have :3 made good work, -You ÚwÚ and >_> youw apron ^w^ men; you UwU that ÚwÚ stood OwO so >w< much -:3 Upon OwO the >w< voice >_> of uWu occupation ÚwÚ and -The >_> bweath >_> of ÚwÚ gawwic-eatews! -COMINIUS. He'll >_< shake -Your >_> Wome about >_> youw x3 eaws. -MENENIUS. UwU As xDD Hewcuwes -OwO Did >_< shake ;;w;; down mewwow fruit. You ^.^ have :3 made fair ;;w;; wowk! -BWUTUS. But :3 is :3 this true, sir? -COMINIUS. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe -Before you find ^.^ it other. ^-^ Aww OwO the wegions -Do xDD smiwingwy x3 wevowt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who resists -uWu Awe ÚwÚ mock'd uWu fow ÚwÚ vawiant :33 ignyowance, -And pewish ;;w;; constant fools. OwO Who :3 is't can blame OwO him? -Your >_> enyemies ÚwÚ and his find xDD something in >_> him. -MENENIUS. We awe >w< aww undonye unwess -The x3 nyobwe man ^.^ have uWu mewcy. -COMINIUS. OwO Who uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask it? -The tribunes cannyot do't uWu fow >_< shame; OwO the ^w^ peopwe ->_> Desewve such ^-^ pity >_> of him as OwO the ^.^ wowf -uWu Does >_> of OwO the ;;w;; shephewds; uWu fow his :33 best fwiends, ^-^ if uWu they -;;w;; Shouwd uWu say uWu 'Be good ^-^ to Rome'- uWu they OwO chawg'd him x3 even -UwU As x3 those shouwd ^-^ do UwU that xDD had deserv'd his ^.^ hate, -And :3 thewein show'd OwO fike enyemies. -MENENIUS. ^.^ 'Tis true; ->w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO putting ^-^ to my house OwO the :3 bwand -:33 That shouwd consume it, I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; face -ÚwÚ To uWu say >_< 'Beseech you, >_> cease.' You ^.^ have :3 made fair x3 hands, -You ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU cwafts! You ^.^ have cwafted faiw! -COMINIUS. You ^.^ have ^w^ bwought -OwO A :3 twembwing x3 upon Wome, such as ÚwÚ was never -ÚwÚ S' ^-^ incapabwe >_> of uWu hewp. -BOTH TWIBUNyES. Say ^.^ nyot ^-^ we ^w^ bwought it. -MENENIUS. ^w^ How! xDD Was't >_> we? We :33 wov'd ^w^ him, ;;w;; but, >_< wike ^.^ beasts -And >_> cowawdwy nobles, >_> gave uWu way x3 unto >_> youw UwU cwustews, -OwO Who >_> did ^-^ hoot him >_< out o' th' :33 city. -COMINIUS. But I ;;w;; feaw ->w< They'ww :3 woaw him in again. Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, -The uWu second name >_> of ^-^ men, obeys his OwO points -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe his uWu officew. uWu Despewation -^-^ Is >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ powicy, UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and uWu defence, -:33 That >_> Wome can ^-^ make x3 against ^.^ them. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_< twoop >_> of xDD citizens - -MENENIUS. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :33 cwustews. -And :3 is UwU Aufidius with OwO him? You awe uWu they -:33 That :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ aiw UwU unwhowesome when you UwU cast -Your uWu stinking xDD gweasy :33 caps in :3 hooting at -Cowiowanyus' OwO exiwe. Nyow :33 he's ^w^ coming, -And ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw x3 upon :3 a uWu sowdiew's head -^w^ Which uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv :3 a OwO whip; as many uWu coxcombs -UwU As you >w< thwew :33 caps OwO up uWu wiww ^.^ he ÚwÚ tumbwe down, -And pay you uWu fow >_> youw x3 voices. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; ->w< If ^.^ he :33 couwd >_< buwn OwO us >w< aww OwO into ^-^ onye OwO coaw -We ^.^ have deserv'd it. -PLEBEIANS. OwO Faith, ^-^ we hear xDD feawfuw news. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, -When I ^w^ said ^w^ banyish ^w^ him, I ^w^ said 'twas ;;w;; pity. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. And OwO so >_> did :3 I. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. And OwO so >_> did I; :3 and, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, OwO so >_> did vewy -many >_> of ÚwÚ us. :33 That ^-^ we :33 did, ^-^ we >_> did uWu fow OwO the best; ÚwÚ and >w< though ^-^ we -willingly >_> consented ^-^ to his ;;w;; banyishment, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 against ^-^ ouw -uWu wiww. -COMINIUS. Y'awe ÚwÚ goodwy OwO things, you ^.^ voices! -MENENIUS. You ^.^ have :3 made -Good work, you ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU cwy! ^w^ Shaww's ^-^ to OwO the Capitol? -COMINIUS. :33 O, ^-^ ay, what xDD ewse? ->_< Exeunt >_> COMINyIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ MENyENyIUS -^.^ SICINyIUS. Go, masters, >_< get you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< dismay'd; -^.^ These awe :3 a >_> side UwU that would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^.^ have -:3 This OwO twue ;;w;; which uWu they OwO so ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to fear. uWu Go home, -And show nyo >w< sign >_> of fear. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. The UwU gods >w< be good ^-^ to >_< us! ^w^ Come, masters, wet's UwU home. I ->w< evew ^w^ said ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< i' th' :33 wwong when ^-^ we banish'd >_> him. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ So >_> did ^-^ we all. But xDD come, wet's UwU home. ->_< Exeunt xDD citizens -BWUTUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 this news. -^.^ SICINyIUS. Nyow :3 I. -BWUTUS. Let's ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. Wouwd half my wealth -Wouwd ^-^ buy :3 this uWu fow :3 a :33 wie! -^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Pway wet's ^.^ go. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -OwO A ^-^ camp at :3 a ^-^ showt uWu distance ^-^ fwom >_> Wome - -x3 Entew OwO AUFIDIUS with his ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT - -^-^ AUFIDIUS. Do uWu they still UwU fwy ^-^ to th' >_< Woman? -WIEUTENyANT. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow what :3 witchcwaft's in ^w^ him, uWu but -Your xDD sowdiews ;;w;; use him as OwO the OwO gwace fowe ^.^ meat, -Their talk at table, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ thanks at :3 end; -And you awe dawk'nyed in :3 this x3 action, ;;w;; siw, ->_< Even uWu by >_> youw >w< own. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. I cannyot ^w^ hewp ^.^ it nyow, ->_< Unwess uWu by :3 using :3 means I ^.^ wame OwO the foot -x3 Of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ design. ÚwÚ He uWu beaws ^-^ himsewf ^-^ mowe OwO pwoudwiew, ->_< Even ^-^ to my ^.^ pewson, than I ^w^ thought ^.^ he would -When ^.^ fiwst I >_> did ^w^ embwace him; ÚwÚ yet his ^-^ nyatuwe -UwU In that's nyo changeling, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ;;w;; excuse -What cannyot >w< be ÚwÚ amended. -WIEUTENyANT. >_> Yet I OwO wish, sir- -I >_> mean, uWu fow >_> youw pawticuwaw- you xDD had ^.^ nyot -^.^ Join'd in :33 commission with ^w^ him, uWu but ;;w;; eithew -Had ÚwÚ bownye OwO the >w< action >_> of OwO youwsewf, ^w^ ow ewse -ÚwÚ To him xDD had weft ^.^ it solely. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. I undewstand ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou ;;w;; suwe, -When ^.^ he uWu shaww come ^-^ to his account, ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot -What I can :3 uwge x3 against >_> him. UwU Awthough ^.^ it seems, -And OwO so ^.^ he thinks, ÚwÚ and :3 is nyo less apparent -ÚwÚ To th' UwU vuwgaw eye, UwU that ^.^ he uWu beaws >w< aww >w< things ^w^ faiwwy -And >w< shows good ;;w;; husbandwy uWu fow OwO the ^.^ Vowscian state, -Fights >_< dwagon-wike, ÚwÚ and OwO does ;;w;; achieve as >_> soon -UwU As dwaw his swowd; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft undonye -:33 That ;;w;; which uWu shaww >_< bweak his neck ^w^ ow ;;w;; hazawd >_< minye -UwU Whenye'ew ^-^ we come ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD account. -WIEUTENyANT. >_> Siw, I uWu beseech you, ÚwÚ think you :3 he'ww carry Rome? -^-^ AUFIDIUS. ^-^ Aww OwO pwaces ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to him ewe ^.^ he OwO sits down, -And OwO the uWu nyobiwity >_> of >_> Wome awe his; -The xDD senyatows ÚwÚ and ^-^ patwicians love him ^w^ too. -The tribunes awe nyo soldiers, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ peopwe -uWu Wiww >w< be as wash in OwO the repeal as ^-^ hasty -ÚwÚ To >_> expew him >_> thence. I ÚwÚ think :3 he'ww >w< be ^-^ to >_> Wome -UwU As :3 is OwO the ^.^ ospwey ^-^ to OwO the uWu fish, ^-^ who ^-^ takes ^.^ it -By sovereignty >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. >w< Fiwst ^.^ he ÚwÚ was -OwO A x3 nyobwe ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ;;w;; them, uWu but ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot -uWu Cawwy his honours even. :3 Whethew 'twas :33 pwide, -^w^ Which >_< out >_> of ;;w;; daiwy >_> fowtunye >w< evew >_> taints -The x3 happy >w< man; whethew x3 defect >_> of judgment, -ÚwÚ To x3 faiw in OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of x3 those >_< chances -^w^ Which ^.^ he ÚwÚ was lord >w< of; ^w^ ow whethew UwU nyatuwe, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu othew than ^-^ onye :33 thing, ^.^ nyot ^w^ moving -From th' >_> casque ^-^ to th' :33 cushion, uWu but ^-^ commanding xDD peace ->_< Even with OwO the >_> same austewity ÚwÚ and gawb -UwU As ^.^ he >_< contwoww'd OwO the waw; uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ these- -UwU As ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 spices >_> of them xDD aww- ^.^ nyot aww, ->_< Fow I dare OwO so :3 faw free x3 him- :3 made him fear'd, -^w^ So xDD hated, ÚwÚ and OwO so banyish'd. But ^.^ he >_> has :3 a merit -ÚwÚ To uWu choke ^.^ it in OwO the utt'wance. ^w^ So ^-^ ouw viwtues -Wie in th' OwO intewpwetation >_> of OwO the time; -And :33 powew, x3 unto itsewf UwU most xDD commendabwe, -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot :3 a tomb OwO so evident as :3 a chair -^.^ T' UwU extow what ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< donye. ->_< Onye x3 fiwe >_> dwives >_< out ^-^ onye uWu fiwe; ^-^ onye >_< nyaiw, ^-^ onye nail; -Rights uWu by ^-^ wights ;;w;; fawtew, xDD stwengths uWu by xDD stwengths ^-^ do fail. -^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. ^w^ When, UwU Caius, >_> Wome :3 is thinye, -Thou art poow'st >_> of uWu aww; then :33 showtwy art :3 thou x3 minye. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew MENyENyIUS, COMINIUS, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and x3 BWUTUS, OwO the two xDD Twibunyes, with ÚwÚ othews - -MENENIUS. No, I'll ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. You hear what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ said -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was sometime his general, ^-^ who :33 wov'd him -UwU In :3 a UwU most dear pawticuwaw. ÚwÚ He xDD caww'd me uWu fathew; -But what o' ÚwÚ that? Go, you UwU that banish'd UwU him: -OwO A UwU miwe before his tent ^-^ faww down, ÚwÚ and knee -The uWu way OwO into his uWu mewcy. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU coy'd -ÚwÚ To hear Cominyius ÚwÚ speak, I'll ^-^ keep at UwU home. -COMINIUS. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> me. -MENENIUS. Do you uWu heaw? -COMINIUS. >_> Yet ^-^ onye UwU time ^.^ he >_> did caww me uWu by my >w< nyame. -I urg'd ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd OwO acquaintance, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ dwops -:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have bled >w< togethew. 'Coriolanus' -ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew to; fowbid >w< aww ÚwÚ nyames; -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< kind >_> of nothing, ^-^ titwewess, -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he xDD had x3 fowg'd ^-^ himsewf :3 a name >w< i' th' x3 fiwe -x3 Of burning Rome. -MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, so! You ^.^ have :3 made good OwO wowk. -OwO A paiw >_> of tribunes UwU that ^.^ have uWu wwack'd uWu fow >_> Wome -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make coaws OwO cheap- :3 a x3 nyobwe memory! -COMINIUS. I >_> minded him how :33 woyaw 'twas ^-^ to pawdon -When ^.^ it ÚwÚ was less ^-^ expected; ^.^ he ^.^ wepwied, -^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 bawe >_> petition >_> of :3 a OwO state -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye xDD whom uWu they xDD had ^-^ punyish'd. -MENENIUS. Very :33 weww. -Could ^.^ he uWu say less? -COMINIUS. I ^.^ offew'd ^-^ to :33 awaken his ^-^ wegawd -Fow's pwivate fwiends; his ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to me OwO was, -ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot stay ^-^ to OwO pick them in :3 a OwO piwe -x3 Of noisome >_> musty chaff. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said 'twas folly, ->_< Fow ^-^ onye UwU poow gwain ^w^ ow ^-^ two, ^-^ to xDD weave unbuwnt -And still ^-^ to nyose th' >_> offence. -MENENIUS. >_< Fow ^-^ onye UwU poow gwain ^w^ ow :3 two! -I x3 am ^-^ onye >_> of those. His mothew, xDD wife, his OwO chiwd, -And :3 this bwave :3 fewwow :33 too- ^-^ we awe OwO the UwU gwains: -You awe OwO the >_> musty chaff, ÚwÚ and you awe >_> smewt -OwO Abuv OwO the ÚwÚ moon. We >w< must >w< be buwnt uWu fow you. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, pray >w< be patient; ^-^ if you ^w^ wefuse >_> youw aid -UwU In :3 this OwO so nyevew-nyeeded help, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot -Upbwaid's with ^-^ ouw xDD distwess. But ;;w;; suwe, ^-^ if you -Wouwd >w< be >_> youw ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; pweadew, >_> youw good tongue, -Mowe than OwO the x3 instant ;;w;; awmy ^-^ we can >_> make, -OwO Might xDD stop ^-^ ouw countwyman. -MENENIUS. Nyo; I'll ^.^ nyot meddwe. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Pway you >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. -MENENIUS. What shouwd I x3 do? -BWUTUS. >_> Onwy ^-^ make UwU twiaw what >_> youw love can ^-^ do ->_< Fow Wome, towards OwO Mawcius. -MENENIUS. Weww, ÚwÚ and uWu say UwU that uWu Mawcius -Wetuwn uWu me, as Cominyius :3 is wetuwn'd, -x3 Unheawd- what ^.^ then? -But as :3 a :33 discontented OwO fwiend, grief-shot -x3 With his >w< unkindnyess? Say't >w< be so? -^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Yet >_> youw good uWu wiww -Must ^.^ have UwU that ^w^ thanks ^-^ fwom >_> Wome aftew OwO the measuwe -UwU As you intended :33 weww. -MENENIUS. I'll ^-^ undewtake't; -I ÚwÚ think :3 he'ww hear >_> me. >_> Yet ^-^ to bite his x3 wip -And >w< hum at good Cominyius >w< much unhearts >_> me. -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 taken weww: ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; din'd; -The ^.^ veins ^-^ unfiww'd, ^-^ ouw UwU bwood :3 is cold, ÚwÚ and then -We ;;w;; pout x3 upon OwO the morning, awe unapt -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^w^ ow ^-^ to x3 fowgive; uWu but when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ stuff'd -^.^ These ^w^ pipes ÚwÚ and ^.^ these xDD conveyances >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU bwood -x3 With xDD winye ÚwÚ and feeding, ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 suppwew souws ->w< Than in ^-^ ouw :33 pwiest-wike >_< fasts. OwO Thewefowe I'll watch him -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< be xDD dieted ^-^ to my UwU wequest, -And then I'll xDD set x3 upon >_> him. -BWUTUS. You xDD knyow OwO the vewy woad OwO into his >_> kindnyess -And cannyot wose >_> youw way. -MENENIUS. Good :33 faith, I'll ^w^ pwuv ^w^ him, -Speed how ^.^ it uWu wiww. I uWu shaww ewe wong ^.^ have knowledge -x3 Of my xDD success. Exit -COMINIUS. He'll never hear >_> him. -^.^ SICINyIUS. :33 Nyot? -COMINIUS. I tell you ^.^ he OwO does ^-^ sit in ^.^ gowd, his eye -uWu Wed as 'twouwd >_< buwn Wome, ÚwÚ and his uWu injuwy -The gaowew ^-^ to his ;;w;; pity. I uWu knyeew'd before him; -ÚwÚ 'Twas vewy ;;w;; faintwy ^.^ he ^w^ said 'Wise'; uWu dismiss'd me -ÚwÚ Thus with his ^.^ speechwess hand. What ^.^ he would uWu do, -ÚwÚ He x3 sent in :33 wwiting aftew me; what ^.^ he would ;;w;; nyot, -Bound with OwO an OwO oath ^-^ to ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to his UwU conditions; -^w^ So UwU that >w< aww >w< hope :3 is vain, ->_< Unwess his x3 nyobwe mothew ÚwÚ and his xDD wife, -Who, as I OwO heaw, UwU mean ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowicit him ->_< Fow UwU mewcy ^-^ to his countwy. OwO Thewefowe wet's hence, -And with ^-^ ouw fair :33 entweaties haste them x3 on. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The ^.^ Vowscian ^-^ camp before >_> Wome - -x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ WATCH uWu on guawd - -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. >w< Stay. >_> Whence awe you? -x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. ÚwÚ Stand, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ back. -MENENIUS. You guawd >_< wike ^-^ men, 'tis ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; but, uWu by >_> youw leave, -I x3 am OwO an ^w^ officew >_> of OwO state ÚwÚ and come -ÚwÚ To speak with UwU Cowiowanyus. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. From >_< whence? -MENENIUS. From Rome. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. uWu YOU ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< pass; you >w< must ^w^ wetuwn. Our ^w^ genyewaw -uWu Wiww nyo ^-^ mowe hear ^-^ fwom >_> thence. -x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. You'll UwU see >_> youw >_> Wome >_< embwac'd with x3 fiwe before -You'll speak with UwU Cowiowanyus. -MENENIUS. Good my fwiends, ->w< If you ^.^ have heard >_> youw ^w^ genyewaw talk >_> of >_> Wome -And >_> of his fwiends there, ^.^ it :3 is lots ^-^ to >_> bwanks -UwU My name ;;w;; hath ^w^ touch'd >_> youw eaws: ^.^ it :3 is UwU Menyenyius. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Be ^.^ it >w< so; >w< go ^-^ back. The :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw name -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot here passabwe. -MENENIUS. I tell ^.^ thee, fewwow, -x3 Thy ^w^ genyewaw :3 is my wuvw. I ^.^ have >_< been -The book >_> of his good acts :3 whence x3 men ^.^ have ;;w;; wead -His ÚwÚ fame x3 unpawawwew'd uWu hapwy amplified; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have >w< evew vewified my ^.^ fwiends- -x3 Of xDD whom :33 he's :33 chief- with >w< aww OwO the UwU size UwU that >w< vewity -Wouwd ^-^ without wapsing suffer. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO sometimes, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a boww x3 upon :3 a subtle >w< gwound, -I ^.^ have tumbwed ÚwÚ past OwO the :3 thwow, ÚwÚ and in his UwU pwaise ->_< Have ^w^ awmost ^.^ stamp'd OwO the :33 weasing; ^.^ thewefowe, fewwow, -I >w< must ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to UwU pass. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if you xDD had told as many :3 wies in his behawf -as you ^.^ have UwU uttewed uWu wowds in >_> youw own, you shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD pass xDD hewe; -no, >w< though ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ to lie as ^-^ to live OwO chastewy. -OwO Thewefowe >w< go ^-^ back. -MENENIUS. Prithee, fewwow, wemembew my name :3 is xDD Menyenyius, :33 awways -factionyawy uWu on OwO the party >_> of >_> youw ^.^ genyewaw. -x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. Howsoever you ^.^ have >_< been his UwU wiaw, as you uWu say you -x3 have, I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that, x3 tewwing OwO twue uWu undew ^w^ him, >w< must uWu say you cannyot -UwU pass. OwO Thewefowe >w< go ^-^ back. -MENENIUS. xDD Has ^.^ he >_> din'd, ^w^ canst :3 thou UwU teww? >_< Fow I would ^.^ nyot speak with -him ÚwÚ tiww aftew uWu dinnyew. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. You awe :3 a :3 Woman, awe you? -MENENIUS. I x3 am as >w< thy ^w^ genyewaw is. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. ;;w;; Then you shouwd UwU hate Wome, as ^.^ he >w< does. ^w^ Can you, when -you ^.^ have >w< push'd >_< out >_> youw ^w^ gates OwO the vewy defender >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and in -:3 a viowent popuwaw xDD ignyowance >w< given >_> youw enemy >_> youw x3 shiewd, ÚwÚ think -^-^ to xDD fwont his revenges with OwO the :33 easy groans >_> of ^.^ owd :3 women, OwO the -virginal pawms >_> of >_> youw daughtews, ^w^ ow with OwO the pawsied -:3 intewcession >_> of such :3 a >_< decay'd ^w^ dotant as you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to x3 be? ^w^ Can you -ÚwÚ think ^-^ to blow >_< out OwO the intended x3 fiwe >_> youw :33 city :3 is ready ^-^ to flame -in with such uWu weak >_> bweath as uWu this? No, you awe ^-^ deceiv'd; OwO thewefowe -xDD back ^-^ to >_> Wome ÚwÚ and :33 pwepawe uWu fow >_> youw uWu execution. You awe condemn'd; -^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw >_> has sworn you >_< out >_> of wepwieve ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawdon. -MENENIUS. Sirrah, ^-^ if >w< thy x3 captain knew I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ he would ;;w;; use me -with >w< estimation. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. ^w^ Come, my x3 captain knows you not. -MENENIUS. I UwU mean >w< thy ^.^ genyewaw. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. UwU My ^w^ genyewaw >_> cawes ^.^ nyot uWu fow you. :3 Back, I ^w^ say; ÚwÚ go, west I -let :3 fowth >_> youw half >_< pint >_> of bwood. ^.^ Back- that's OwO the xDD utmost >_> of ->_> youw >w< having. :3 Back. -MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but fewwow, ÚwÚ fewwow- - -x3 Entew COWIOWANyUS with OwO AUFIDIUS - -uWu COWIOWANyUS. What's OwO the matter? -MENENIUS. Nyow, you ^w^ companyion, I'll uWu say OwO an ewwand uWu fow OwO you; you uWu shaww -xDD knyow :3 nyow UwU that I x3 am in OwO estimation; you uWu shaww pewceive UwU that :3 a x3 Jack -OwO guawdant cannyot >w< office me ^-^ fwom my :3 son UwU Cowiowanyus. ^w^ Guess uWu but uWu by my ->_> entewtainment with him ^-^ if :3 thou stand'st ^.^ nyot >w< i' th' OwO state >_> of -x3 hanging, ^w^ ow >_> of >w< some death ^-^ mowe wong in >w< spectatowship ÚwÚ and crueller -in ^w^ suffewing; >w< behowd :3 nyow presently, ÚwÚ and :33 swoon uWu fow ^w^ what's ^-^ to come -x3 upon thee. The ^w^ gwowious UwU gods ^-^ sit in houwwy synod about >w< thy -pawticuwaw x3 pwospewity, ÚwÚ and love ÚwÚ thee nyo >_< wowse than >w< thy ^.^ owd fathew -OwO Menyenyius does! :3 O my >_< son! my >_< son! :3 thou art preparing x3 fiwe uWu fow >_< us; -ÚwÚ wook ^.^ thee, >w< hewe's >w< watew ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench it. I ÚwÚ was hardly ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to come -^-^ to thee; uWu but being >_> assuwed UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ mysewf :33 couwd move ^.^ thee, I -^.^ have >_< been xDD bwown >_< out >_> of >_> youw ^w^ gates with ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and conjuwe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to -pawdon >_> Wome ÚwÚ and >w< thy petitionary countrymen. The good UwU gods x3 assuage ->w< thy wwath, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn OwO the UwU dwegs >_> of ^.^ it x3 upon :3 this vawwet xDD hewe; this, -:3 who, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bwock, ;;w;; hath ;;w;; denyied my access ^-^ to thee. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. xDD Away! -MENENIUS. ^w^ How! >w< away! -uWu COWIOWANyUS. x3 Wife, mothew, OwO chiwd, I xDD knyow not. UwU My affairs -uWu Awe servanted ^-^ to ^.^ othews. ^-^ Though I owe -UwU My wevenge ^.^ pwopewwy, my >_> wemission :3 wies -UwU In ^.^ Vowscian uWu bweasts. :33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< been familiar, -;;w;; Ingwate ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess uWu shaww :3 poison wathew ->w< Than ^-^ pity ^-^ nyote how ^w^ much. OwO Thewefowe >w< be gone. -Minye ears x3 against >_> youw ÚwÚ suits awe stronger than -Your ^w^ gates x3 against my :3 fowce. xDD Yet, uWu fow I :33 wov'd ^.^ thee, -;;w;; Take :3 this ^.^ awong; I :3 wwit ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy :33 sake ^.^ [Gives :3 a letter] -And would ^.^ have x3 sent it. >_> Anyothew ;;w;; wowd, xDD Menyenyius, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear ÚwÚ thee speak. :3 This man, ^.^ Aufidius, ->_> Was my bewov'd in Rome; ÚwÚ yet :3 thou behold'st. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. You ^-^ keep :3 a ;;w;; constant x3 tempew. ->_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and UwU Aufidius -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >_> youw name ;;w;; Menyenyius? -x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :3 speww, you >_> see, >_> of >w< much ^.^ powew! You xDD knyow OwO the -uWu way UwU home again. -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Do you hear how ^-^ we awe ^-^ shent uWu fow UwU keeping >_> youw -greatness back? -x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. What ^-^ cause, ^-^ do you xDD think, I ^.^ have ^-^ to :33 swoon? -MENENIUS. I neither cawe uWu fow th' x3 wowwd :3 nyow >_> youw :3 genyewaw; uWu fow such ->w< things as you, I can scarce ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's >_< any, >_< y'awe OwO so ^w^ swight. -ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a uWu wiww ^-^ to die uWu by ^-^ himsewf ^-^ feaws ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_> anyothew. ->_> Wet >_> youw ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ do his uWu wowst. >_< Fow you, >w< be UwU that you awe, xDD wong; -ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< misewy OwO incwease with >_> youw OwO age! I uWu say ^-^ to you, as I ÚwÚ was -^w^ said >w< to: xDD Away! Exit -OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. OwO A x3 nyobwe fewwow, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> him. -x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. The >w< wowthy :3 fewwow :3 is ^-^ ouw :3 genyewaw; :33 he's OwO the rock, OwO the -xDD oak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ wind-shaken. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The tent >_> of COWIOWANyUS - -x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, ÚwÚ AUFIDIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -uWu COWIOWANyUS. We uWu wiww before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of >_> Wome to-morrow -ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw ^w^ host. UwU My ;;w;; pawtnyew in :3 this x3 action, -You >w< must wepowt ^-^ to th' ^.^ Vowscian uWu wowds how ^-^ pwainwy -I ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye :3 this :33 businyess. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Onwy theiw ends -You ^.^ have OwO wespected; stopp'd >_> youw ears x3 against -The ^w^ genyewaw suit >_> of Rome; never ;;w;; admitted -OwO A pwivate >_> whispew- no, ^.^ nyot with such fwiends -:33 That ^w^ thought them ^w^ suwe >_> of you. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 This last ^.^ owd man, -x3 Whom with cwack'd OwO heawt I ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to Wome, -UwU Wov'd me :33 abuv OwO the measuwe >_> of :3 a uWu fathew; -;;w;; Nyay, godded me :3 indeed. Their :3 watest UwU wefuge ->_> Was ^-^ to ^-^ send him; uWu fow uWu whose ^.^ owd love I :33 have- -^-^ Though I show'd ^.^ souwwy ^-^ to x3 him- UwU once ^-^ mowe ^.^ offew'd -The ^.^ fiwst :3 conditions, ;;w;; which uWu they >_> did ^w^ wefuse -And cannyot :3 nyow >w< accept. ÚwÚ To OwO gwace him only, -:33 That ^w^ thought ^.^ he :33 couwd ^-^ do :3 mowe, :3 a vewy wittwe -I ^.^ have >w< yiewded to; ^.^ fwesh embassies ÚwÚ and suits, -Nyow ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO state :3 nyow pwivate fwiends, heweaftew -uWu Wiww I lend ear x3 to. OwO [Shout ^w^ within] Ha! what ^.^ shout :3 is uWu this? -:33 Shaww I >w< be OwO tempted ^-^ to UwU infwinge my x3 vow -UwU In OwO the >_> same UwU time 'tis xDD made? I uWu wiww not. - -OwO Entew, in ÚwÚ mouwnying >_> habits, xDD VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, VAWEWIA, -OwO YOUNG MARCIUS, with attendants - -UwU My UwU wife comes fowemost, then OwO the UwU honyouw'd >_> mouwd -OwO Whewein :3 this twunk ÚwÚ was fram'd, ÚwÚ and in xDD hew hand -The ÚwÚ gwandchiwd ^-^ to xDD hew bwood. But out, affection! -^-^ Aww bond ÚwÚ and UwU pwiviwege >_> of UwU nyatuwe, break! ->_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ to >w< be obstinyate. -What :3 is UwU that ^w^ cuwtsy worth? ^w^ ow x3 those xDD duvs' >_> eyes, -^w^ Which can ^-^ make UwU gods >_> fowswown? I mewt, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^.^ nyot -x3 Of stronger :3 eawth than ^.^ othews. UwU My mothew bows, -UwU As ^-^ if xDD Owympus ^-^ to :3 a OwO mowehiww shouwd -UwU In xDD suppwication ÚwÚ nyod; ÚwÚ and my x3 young :3 boy -;;w;; Hath OwO an aspect >_> of :3 intewcession ;;w;; which -Great ^-^ nyatuwe x3 cwies ;;w;; 'Deny not.' >_> Wet OwO the >_< Vowsces -Plough >_> Wome ÚwÚ and harrow Italy; I'll never -Be such :3 a gosling ^-^ to ^-^ obey >_> instinct, uWu but ^.^ stand -UwU As ^-^ if :3 a man ;;w;; wewe >_< authow >_> of ^-^ himsewf -And knew nyo uWu othew kin. -x3 VIWGIWIA. UwU My lord ÚwÚ and ^w^ husband! -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ These eyes awe ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> same I :33 wowe in Rome. -x3 VIWGIWIA. The UwU sowwow UwU that delivers OwO us ;;w;; thus >_< chang'd -:3 Makes you ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Wike :3 a :33 duww actow :3 nyow -I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot my part ÚwÚ and I x3 am out, ->_< Even ^-^ to :3 a :33 fuww x3 disgwace. :33 Best >_> of my x3 fwesh, -uWu Fowgive my tyranny; uWu but ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ say, ->_< Fow UwU that, uWu 'Fowgive ^-^ ouw >w< Womans.' :33 O, :3 a ÚwÚ kiss -Wong as my x3 exiwe, ^w^ sweet as my wevenge! -Nyow, uWu by OwO the x3 jeawous queen >_> of UwU heaven, UwU that ÚwÚ kiss -I xDD cawwied ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ and my OwO twue x3 wip -;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ viwgin'd ^.^ it e'ew since. You x3 gods! I ;;w;; pwate, -And OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe mothew >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd -Weave unsaluted. x3 Sink, my xDD knyee, >w< i' th' eawth; OwO [Knyeews] -x3 Of >w< thy ^-^ deep >_> duty ^-^ mowe >w< impwession show ->w< Than UwU that >_> of ^w^ common :33 sons. -VOLUMNIA. :33 O, ^.^ stand OwO up bwest! ->w< Whiwst with nyo ^w^ softew >_< cushion than OwO the fwint -I knyeew before ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu unpwopewwy -Show duty, as ^w^ mistaken >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe ->w< Between OwO the >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and parent. OwO [Knyeews] -uWu COWIOWANyUS. What's uWu this? -Your knyees ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ to >_> youw cowwected xDD son? -;;w;; Then let OwO the pebbles uWu on OwO the x3 hungwy :3 beach -Fillip OwO the staws; then let OwO the mutinyous x3 winds -Stwike OwO the >_> pwoud cedars >w< 'gainst OwO the :33 fiewy >_> sun, -x3 Muwd'wing impossibility, ^-^ to ^-^ make -What cannyot >w< be ^w^ swight OwO wowk. -VOLUMNIA. Thou art my wawwiow; -I howp ^-^ to fwame thee. Do you xDD knyow :3 this >w< wady? -uWu COWIOWANyUS. The x3 nyobwe ^-^ sistew >_> of x3 Pubwicowa, -The ^-^ moon >_> of Wome, >_< chaste as OwO the ;;w;; icicwe -^.^ That's >_< cuwdied uWu by OwO the >_> fwost ^-^ fwom puwest snyow, -And OwO hangs uWu on ^w^ Dian's temple- dear >_< Vawewia! -VOLUMNIA. :3 This :3 is :3 a UwU poow ;;w;; epitome >_> of xDD youws, -^w^ Which uWu by th' OwO intewpwetation >_> of :33 fuww UwU time -May show >_< wike >w< aww OwO youwsewf. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. The god >_> of soldiers, -x3 With OwO the consent >_> of uWu supweme :33 Juv, infowm -x3 Thy >_> thoughts with :33 nyobwenyess, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^w^ pwuv -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shame unvulnerable, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stick >w< i' th' wars -;;w;; Wike :3 a gweat sea-mark, standing every fwaw, -And saving x3 those UwU that eye thee! -VOLUMNIA. Your xDD knyee, sirrah. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ That's my bwave ÚwÚ boy. -VOLUMNIA. >_< Even >_< he, >_> youw xDD wife, :3 this >w< wady, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, -uWu Awe suitows ^-^ to you. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I uWu beseech you, :3 peace! -Or, ^-^ if ^w^ you'd ^-^ ask, wemembew :3 this x3 befowe: -The xDD thing I ^.^ have >_> fowswown ^-^ to gwant ^-^ may never -Be held uWu by you ;;w;; denyiaws. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid me -:33 Dismiss my soldiers, ^w^ ow >_< capituwate ->_> Again with :33 Wome's >_> mechanyics. >_> Teww me ^.^ nyot -OwO Whewein I ÚwÚ seem OwO unnyatuwaw; desiwe ^.^ nyot -;;w;; T'awway my ^w^ wages ÚwÚ and revenges with -Your colder weasons. -VOLUMNIA. :33 O, nyo :3 mowe, nyo ;;w;; mowe! -You ^.^ have ^w^ said you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot gwant OwO us ^-^ any :3 thing- ->_< Fow ^-^ we ^.^ have nyothing ewse ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask uWu but UwU that -^w^ Which you deny ;;w;; awweady; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ ask, -That, ^-^ if you x3 faiw in ^-^ ouw UwU wequest, OwO the blame -May >_> hang x3 upon >_> youw xDD hawdnyess; OwO thewefowe hear ÚwÚ us. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Aufidius, ÚwÚ and you >_< Vowsces, mawk; uWu fow ^w^ we'ww ->w< Heaw UwU nyought ^-^ fwom >_> Wome in ^w^ pwivate. Your request? -VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ waiment -And OwO state >_> of OwO bodies would uWu bewway what life -We ^.^ have wed >_< since >w< thy OwO exiwe. :33 Think with thyself -OwO How ^-^ mowe >_< unfowtunyate than >w< aww :3 wiving >w< women -uWu Awe ^-^ we come uWu hithew; >_< since UwU that >w< thy ^-^ sight, ;;w;; which shouwd -UwU Make ^-^ ouw eyes flow with joy, hearts ^-^ dance with ^w^ comfowts, -Constwains them weep ÚwÚ and >_< shake with ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and xDD sowwow, -:33 Making OwO the mothew, xDD wife, ÚwÚ and OwO chiwd, ^-^ to UwU see -The UwU son, OwO the xDD husband, ÚwÚ and OwO the fathew, >w< teawing -His ^-^ countwy's uWu bowews >_< out. And ^-^ to UwU poow ^-^ we ->_< Thinye uWu enmity's UwU most capitaw: :3 thou x3 baw'st OwO us -Our ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ to OwO the >_< gods, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a comfort -:33 That >w< aww uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ enjoy. >_< Fow how can >_> we, -^.^ Awas, how can ^-^ we uWu fow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy pray, -xDD Wheweto ^-^ we awe UwU bound, >_> togethew with >w< thy ;;w;; victowy, -xDD Wheweto ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ bound? Awack, ^w^ ow ^-^ we >w< must wose -The xDD countwy, ^-^ ouw dear ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ ow ewse >w< thy ^.^ pewson, -Our comfort in OwO the countwy. We >w< must find -An evident calamity, >w< though ^-^ we xDD had -Our OwO wish, ;;w;; which >_> side shouwd ^.^ win; uWu fow ;;w;; eithew :3 thou -Must as :3 a foweign ^.^ wecweant >w< be wed -x3 With manyacwes OwO thwough ^-^ ouw stweets, ^w^ ow ewse ->_< Twiumphantwy ÚwÚ twead uWu on >w< thy ^-^ countwy's wuin, -And bear OwO the pawm uWu fow having bravely shed -x3 Thy UwU wife ÚwÚ and ^-^ chiwdwen's bwood. >_< Fow ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU son, -I OwO puwpose ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO wait uWu on >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ tiww -^.^ These wars ÚwÚ detewminye; ^-^ if I can ^.^ nyot >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ thee ->_< Wathew ^-^ to show :3 a x3 nyobwe OwO gwace ^-^ to uWu both pawts ->w< Than >w< seek OwO the ^-^ end >_> of one, :3 thou ^-^ shawt nyo sooner -ÚwÚ Mawch ^-^ to assauwt >w< thy ;;w;; countwy than ^-^ to twead- -OwO Twust to't, :3 thou ^-^ shawt nyot- uWu on >w< thy >_> mothew's >_> womb -:33 That ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 this world. -x3 VIWGIWIA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, -:33 That ^w^ bwought you :3 fowth :3 this :3 boy ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_> youw name -Living ^-^ to xDD time. ->_< BOY. 'A uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ twead uWu on UwU me! -I'll run away ÚwÚ tiww I x3 am UwU biggew, uWu but then I'll ^w^ fight. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyot >_> of :3 a :3 woman's tenderness ^-^ to >w< be -uWu Wequiwes :3 nyow >w< chiwd :3 nyow :3 woman's ;;w;; face ^-^ to :3 see. -I ^.^ have xDD sat xDD too UwU wong. [Wising] -VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO us OwO thus. ->w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO so UwU that ^-^ ouw xDD wequest >_> did tend -ÚwÚ To :33 save OwO the uWu Womans, ^.^ theweby ^-^ to >_< destwoy -The >_< Vowsces xDD whom you serve, you UwU might condemn OwO us -UwU As poisonyous >_> of >_> youw honyouw. No, ^-^ ouw suit -^-^ Is UwU that you weconciwe them: >_< whiwe OwO the >_< Vowsces -May uWu say >_< 'This UwU mewcy ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ show'd,' OwO the Womans ->_< 'This ^-^ we UwU weceiv'd,' ÚwÚ and OwO each in ;;w;; eithew >_> side ->w< Give OwO the all-hail ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy uWu 'Be bwest ->_< Fow :33 making OwO up :3 this peace!' Thou >_< knyow'st, gweat UwU son, -The ^-^ end >_> of waw's :33 uncewtain; uWu but :3 this ^w^ cewtain, -That, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO conquew Wome, OwO the benefit -^w^ Which :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ theweby :33 weap :3 is such :3 a name -uWu Whose x3 wepetition uWu wiww >w< be dogg'd with x3 cuwses; -uWu Whose ^-^ chwonyicwe ;;w;; thus x3 wwit: xDD 'The man ÚwÚ was noble, -But with his last ^-^ attempt ^.^ he ^.^ wip'd ^.^ it out, -Destroy'd his xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and his name remains -ÚwÚ To th' >w< ensuing :3 age OwO abhoww'd.' ^w^ Speak ^-^ to uWu me, :33 son. -Thou x3 hast ;;w;; affected OwO the fine strains >_> of xDD honyouw, -ÚwÚ To imitate OwO the gwaces >_> of OwO the >_< gods, -ÚwÚ To >w< teaw with thundew OwO the ^-^ wide x3 cheeks o' th' :3 aiw, -And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to chawge >w< thy ^w^ suwphuw with :3 a >_< bowt -:33 That shouwd uWu but OwO wive OwO an >_> oak. UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak? -uWu Think'st :3 thou ^.^ it honyouwabwe uWu fow :3 a x3 nyobwe man -OwO Stiww ^-^ to wemembew ^-^ wwongs? ^.^ Daughtew, speak >w< you: -ÚwÚ He >_> cawes ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw UwU weeping. ^w^ Speak thou, >w< boy; -Perhaps >w< thy uWu chiwdishnyess uWu wiww move him ^-^ mowe ->w< Than can ^-^ ouw weasons. There's nyo man in OwO the x3 wowwd -Mowe bound uWu to's mothew, ÚwÚ yet here ^.^ he UwU wets me ^w^ pwate -;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye >w< i' th' ^w^ stocks. Thou x3 hast never in >w< thy life -Show'd >w< thy dear mothew ^-^ any couwtesy, -When :33 she, UwU poow ÚwÚ hen, OwO fond >_> of nyo uWu second uWu bwood, -xDD Has cwuck'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and OwO safewy UwU home -^w^ Woaden with honyouw. Say my request's unjust, -And x3 spuwn me >w< back; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ he ^.^ nyot so, -Thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ honyest, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU gods uWu wiww pwague ^.^ thee, -:33 That :3 thou ÚwÚ westwain'st ^-^ fwom me OwO the >_> duty ;;w;; which -ÚwÚ To :3 a >_> mothew's part UwU bewongs. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; tuwns >_> away. -^-^ Down, ladies; let OwO us ÚwÚ shame him with ^-^ ouw UwU knyees. -ÚwÚ To his surname Coriolanus 'wongs ^-^ mowe uWu pwide ->w< Than ^-^ pity ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwayews. :33 Down. An :3 end; -:3 This :3 is OwO the :33 wast. ^w^ So ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU home ^-^ to Wome, -And die UwU among ^-^ ouw nyeighbouws. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ behowd's! -:3 This OwO boy, UwU that cannyot tell what ^.^ he would ^.^ have -But kneels ÚwÚ and howds OwO up ^.^ hands uWu fow x3 fewwowship, -uWu Does reason ^-^ ouw >_> petition with ^-^ mowe OwO stwength ->w< Than :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ to ^.^ deny't. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^.^ go. -:3 This :3 fewwow xDD had :3 a ^.^ Vowscian ^-^ to his mother; -His UwU wife :3 is in >_< Cowiowi, ÚwÚ and his >w< chiwd -;;w;; Wike him uWu by chance. >_> Yet ^w^ give OwO us ^-^ ouw UwU dispatch. -I x3 am hush'd xDD untiw ^-^ ouw :33 city >w< be afiwe, -And then I'll speak :3 a ^-^ wittwe. -:3 [He howds xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, silent] -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 O mothew, mothew! -What ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? >_< Behowd, OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ do :33 ope, -The UwU gods ÚwÚ wook down, ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu unnyatuwaw scene -^.^ They waugh OwO at. :3 O my mothew, mothew! O! -You ^.^ have xDD won :3 a x3 happy OwO victowy ^-^ to Rome; -But uWu fow >_> youw ^-^ son- believe it, :33 O, believe it!- -uWu Most >_> dangewouswy you ^.^ have with him :3 pwevaiw'd, ->w< If ^.^ nyot UwU most x3 mowtaw ^-^ to >_> him. But let ^.^ it come. -^.^ Aufidius, >w< though I cannyot ^-^ make OwO twue ^w^ waws, -I'll fwame UwU convenyient ^-^ peace. Nyow, good ^.^ Aufidius, -Were you in my UwU stead, would you ^.^ have heard -OwO A mothew ^.^ wess, ^w^ ow gwanted ^.^ wess, ^.^ Aufidius? -^-^ AUFIDIUS. I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; mov'd :3 withaw. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. I dare >w< be sworn you ÚwÚ wewe! -And, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :3 is nyo wittwe xDD thing ^-^ to ^-^ make -Minye eyes ^-^ to ÚwÚ sweat >w< compassion. But, good ;;w;; siw, -What xDD peace you'fl >_> make, :33 advise >_> me. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, -I'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ to Wome, I'll xDD back with OwO you; ÚwÚ and pray you -Stand ^-^ to me in :3 this ^.^ cause. :3 O mothew! UwU wife! -^-^ AUFIDIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am ^.^ gwad :3 thou x3 hast xDD set >w< thy UwU mewcy ÚwÚ and >w< thy -uWu honyouw -^.^ At >_> diffewence in thee. Out >_> of UwU that I'll wowk -Myself :3 a fowmew xDD fowtunye. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu [To OwO the :33 wadies] >w< Ay, uWu by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by; -But ^-^ we uWu wiww dwink >_< togethew; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww bear -OwO A better witness xDD back than x3 wowds, ;;w;; which >_> we, -uWu On >_< wike :3 conditions, uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU countew-seaw'd. -^w^ Come, ÚwÚ entew with ÚwÚ us. uWu Wadies, you deserve -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a :33 tempwe built you. ^-^ Aww OwO the >_> swowds -UwU In >_< Itawy, ÚwÚ and xDD hew confederate uWu awms, -Could ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 made :3 this ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS - -MENENIUS. ^w^ See you yond ^.^ coign o' th' Capitow, yond cornerstone? -^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Why, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? -MENENIUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be possibwe uWu fow you ^-^ to displace ^.^ it with >_> youw wittwe -fingew, there :3 is >w< some >w< hope OwO the ;;w;; wadies >_> of Wome, >w< especiawwy his -mothew, ^-^ may :33 pwevaiw with >_> him. But I uWu say there :3 is nyo >w< hope in't; -^-^ ouw throats awe UwU sentenc'd, ÚwÚ and stay x3 upon uWu execution. -^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Is't possibwe UwU that OwO so ^-^ showt :3 a UwU time can x3 awtew OwO the -^.^ condition >_> of :3 a man? -MENENIUS. Thewe :3 is uWu diffewency :3 between :3 a x3 gwub ÚwÚ and :3 a butterfly; ÚwÚ yet ->_> youw uWu buttewfwy ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ gwub. :3 This uWu Mawcius :3 is UwU gwown ^-^ fwom man ^-^ to -ÚwÚ dwagon; ^.^ he >_> has UwU wings, :33 he's ^-^ mowe than :3 a ÚwÚ cweeping >_> thing. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 wov'd his mothew uWu deawwy. -MENENIUS. ^w^ So >_> did ^.^ he me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he nyo ^-^ mowe x3 wemembews his mothew :3 nyow -than OwO an UwU eight-yeaw-owd ÚwÚ howse. The tawtnyess >_> of his ;;w;; face sours wipe ->_< gwapes; when ^.^ he xDD wawks, ^.^ he muvs >_< wike OwO an ^-^ enginye ÚwÚ and OwO the gwound -shrinks before his uWu tweading. ÚwÚ He :3 is able ^-^ to >w< piewce :3 a x3 cowswet with -his eye, ÚwÚ tawks >_< wike :3 a OwO knyeww, ÚwÚ and his >w< hum :3 is :3 a :3 battewy. ÚwÚ He OwO sits in -his OwO state as :3 a xDD thing :3 made uWu fow Awexandew. What ^.^ he >_< bids >w< be x3 donye :3 is -finish'd with his ^-^ bidding. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wants nyothing >_> of :3 a god uWu but -uWu etewnyity, ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< heaven ^-^ to UwU thwonye in. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Yes- >w< mewcy, ^-^ if you wepowt him ;;w;; twuwy. -MENENIUS. I x3 paint him in OwO the character. >_< Mawk what UwU mewcy his mothew -uWu shaww bwing ^-^ fwom >_> him. Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe UwU mewcy in him than there :3 is ->_< miwk in :3 a mawe tiger; UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ ouw UwU poow :33 city >_< find. And >w< aww :3 this -:3 is x3 'wong >_> of you. -^.^ SICINyIUS. The UwU gods >w< be good x3 unto >_< us! -MENENIUS. No, in such :3 a UwU case OwO the UwU gods uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be good x3 unto ÚwÚ us. -When ^-^ we banish'd him ^-^ we respected ^.^ nyot them; :3 and, ^.^ he ;;w;; wetuwnying ^-^ to ->_< bweak ^-^ ouw nyecks, uWu they >_< wespect ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ us. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. >_> Siw, ^-^ if ^w^ you'd :33 save >_> youw xDD wife, UwU fwy ^-^ to >_> youw >_< house. -The >_< pwebeians ^.^ have ^w^ got >_> youw :3 fewwow tribune -And hale him OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down; >w< aww sweawing ^-^ if -The Woman ;;w;; wadies bwing ^.^ nyot comfort UwU home ->w< They'ww ^w^ give him death uWu by inches. - -x3 Entew another MESSENGEW - -^.^ SICINyIUS. What's OwO the x3 nyews? -x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. Good UwU nyews, good >w< nyews! The ;;w;; wadies ^.^ have :3 pwevaiw'd, -The Volscians awe uWu diswodg'd, ÚwÚ and uWu Mawcius gone. -OwO A mewwiew :3 day >_> did never ÚwÚ yet gweet Wome, -No, ^.^ nyot th' expuwsion >_> of OwO the Tawquins. -^.^ SICINyIUS. Friend, -Awt :3 thou ÚwÚ cewtain :3 this :3 is :3 twue? :3 Is't UwU most ^-^ cewtain? -x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. UwU As ÚwÚ cewtain as I xDD knyow OwO the >_< sun :3 is >w< fiwe. -:3 Whewe ^.^ have you wuwk'd, UwU that you ^-^ make x3 doubt >_> of it? -:33 Nye'ew OwO thwough OwO an OwO awch OwO so huwwied OwO the xDD bwown >_< tide -UwU As OwO the OwO wecomfowted OwO thwough th' xDD gates. ÚwÚ Why, :3 hawk xDD you! -;;w;; [Twumpets, ^w^ hautboys, ;;w;; dwums beat, >w< aww ÚwÚ togethew] -The twumpets, ^w^ sackbuts, ^w^ psawtewies, ÚwÚ and fifes, ->_< Tabows ÚwÚ and ^-^ cymbaws, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO shouting uWu Womans, -UwU Make OwO the >_< sun dance. UwU Hawk xDD you! ;;w;; [A ^.^ shout ^w^ within] -MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is good news. -I uWu wiww >w< go ^.^ meet OwO the ladies. :3 This ^.^ Vowumnyia -^-^ Is wowth >_> of consuws, senators, patwicians, -OwO A :33 city ^-^ fuww; >_> of tribunes such as you, -OwO A ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand :33 fuww. You ^.^ have >_> pway'd ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ to-day: -:3 This xDD mownying uWu fow >w< ten ^w^ thousand >_> of >_> youw throats -:3 I'd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< given :3 a ÚwÚ doit. Hawk, how uWu they >_< joy! ->_< [Sound still with OwO the ÚwÚ shouts] -^.^ SICINyIUS. First, OwO the UwU gods bless you uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; tidings; nyext, -OwO Accept my :3 thankfuwnyess. -x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. >_> Siw, ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< aww -Great cause ^-^ to ^w^ give gweat :33 thanks. -^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD city? -MESSENGEW. >w< Awmost at point ^-^ to >_> entew. -^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< We'ww ^.^ meet ;;w;; them, -And ^w^ hewp OwO the OwO joy. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -Rome. OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD gate - -x3 Entew two SENATORS x3 With ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, VAWEWIA, >_< passing xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, -^w^ 'With uWu othew LORDS - -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Behowd ^-^ ouw patroness, OwO the life >_> of Rome! -^-^ Caww >w< aww >_> youw twibes togethew, UwU pwaise OwO the >_< gods, -And ^-^ make triumphant >_> fiwes; UwU stwew >_> fwowews before ^.^ them. -;;w;; Unshout OwO the ^w^ nyoise UwU that banish'd OwO Mawcius, -OwO Wepeaw him with OwO the ^-^ wewcome >_> of his mother; -ALL. Wewcome, uWu wadies, welcome! -;;w;; [A flourish with ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets. ^-^ Exeunt] - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -xDD Cowiowi. OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew TULLUS OwO AUFIDIUS with ^.^ attendents - -^-^ AUFIDIUS. uWu Go tell OwO the uWu wowds o' th' :33 city I x3 am xDD hewe; -^w^ Dewivew them :3 this papew' having ;;w;; wead it, -UwU Bid them wepaiw ^-^ to th' mawket-pwace, xDD whewe OwO I, ->_< Even in ;;w;; theiws ÚwÚ and in OwO the uWu commons' eaws, -uWu Wiww vouch OwO the >w< twuth >_> of it. :3 Him I :3 accuse -The :33 city ;;w;; powts uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hath ^.^ entew'd ÚwÚ and -UwU Intends x3 t' :3 appeaw before OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, OwO hoping -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ puwge ^-^ himsewf with wowds. Dispatch. ->_< Exeunt attendants - -x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw CONSPIRATORS >_> of OwO AUFIDIUS' >w< faction - -uWu Most welcome! -OwO FIWST CONSPIRATOR. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with ^-^ ouw ^-^ genyewaw? -^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_< Even OwO so -UwU As with :3 a man uWu by his >_> own ÚwÚ awms empoison'd, -And with his charity slain. -x3 SECOND CONSPIRATOR. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, ->w< If you ^-^ do howd OwO the >_> same ^.^ intent wherein -You :33 wish'd OwO us :33 pawties, ^w^ we'ww x3 dewivew you -x3 Of >_> youw gweat >_> dangew. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Siw, I cannyot UwU teww; -We >w< must :33 pwoceed as ^-^ we ^-^ do find OwO the :33 peopwe. -uWu THIWD CONSPIRATOR. The ^w^ peopwe uWu wiww >_< wemain uncewtain UwU whiwst -'Twixt you :33 thewe's difference; uWu but OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of ;;w;; eithew -:3 Makes OwO the suwvivow ÚwÚ heiw >_> of all. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. I xDD knyow xDD it; -And my ÚwÚ pwetext ^-^ to strike at him xDD admits -OwO A good constwuction. I rais'd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I xDD pawn'd -Minye uWu honyouw uWu fow his OwO twuth; ^-^ who being OwO so heighten'd, -ÚwÚ He x3 watewed his OwO nyew pwants with ^w^ dews >_> of fwattewy, -Seducing OwO so my fwiends; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ end -ÚwÚ He bow'd his UwU nyatuwe, never OwO knyown before -But ^-^ to >w< be :3 wough, unswayable, ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. -uWu THIWD CONSPIRATOR. >_> Siw, his >_< stoutnyess -When ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ stand uWu fow consuw, ;;w;; which ^.^ he lost -By wack >_> of xDD stooping- -^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 That I would ^.^ have spoken >_> of. ->_> Being banish'd UwU fow't, ^.^ he came x3 unto my ^.^ heawth, -Presented ^-^ to my :33 knyife his >_< thwoat. I took him; -^w^ Made him joint-sewvant with me; >_> gave him uWu way -UwU In >w< aww his >_> own desiwes; xDD nyay, let him OwO choose -Out >_> of my xDD fiwes, his pwojects ^-^ to ^w^ accompwish, -UwU My :33 best ÚwÚ and freshest ^w^ men; sewv'd his designments -UwU In >_< minye >_> own ^-^ pewson; howp ^-^ to :33 weap OwO the ÚwÚ fame -^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did ^-^ end >w< aww his, ÚwÚ and took >w< some uWu pwide -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf :3 this ^.^ wwong. OwO Tiww, at OwO the ^w^ wast, -I >w< seem'd his :3 fowwowew, ^.^ nyot pawtnyew; ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ He uWu wag'd me with his countenance as ^-^ if -I xDD had >_< been mewcenyawy. -OwO FIWST CONSPIRATOR. ^w^ So ^.^ he :33 did, my :33 wowd. -The ;;w;; awmy uWu mawveww'd at xDD it; :3 and, in OwO the ^w^ wast, -When ^.^ he xDD had xDD cawwied >_> Wome ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ wook'd ->_< Fow nyo less ÚwÚ spoiw than ;;w;; gwowy- -^-^ AUFIDIUS. Thewe ÚwÚ was xDD it; ->_< Fow ;;w;; which my sinyews uWu shaww >w< be stwetch'd x3 upon >_> him. -^.^ At :3 a xDD few ^.^ dwops >_> of women's rheum, ;;w;; which awe -UwU As UwU cheap as :3 wies, ^.^ he :3 sowd OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw -x3 Of ^-^ ouw gweat >_> action; OwO thewefowe uWu shaww ^.^ he x3 die, -And I'll ^.^ wenyew me in his OwO faww. But, xDD hawk! -UwU [Dwums ÚwÚ and -OwO twumpets ^w^ sound, with gweat shouts >_> of OwO the >w< peopwe] -OwO FIWST CONSPIRATOR. Your ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ town you ^.^ entew'd >_< wike :3 a uWu post, -And xDD had nyo wewcomes >_< home; uWu but ^.^ he wetuwns ->w< Spwitting OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with ^w^ nyoise. -x3 SECOND CONSPIRATOR. And uWu patient fools, -uWu Whose chiwdwen ^.^ he ;;w;; hath slain, theiw base throats >w< teaw -x3 With giving him x3 gwowy. -uWu THIWD CONSPIRATOR. :33 Thewefowe, at >_> youw :3 vantage, -Ewe ^.^ he express ^-^ himsewf ^w^ ow move OwO the ^w^ peopwe -x3 With what ^.^ he would ÚwÚ say, let him ;;w;; feew >_> youw ;;w;; swowd, -^w^ Which ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ second. When ^.^ he :3 wies awong, -:33 Aftew >_> youw uWu way his xDD tawe pwonyounc'd uWu shaww :33 buwy -His reasons with his ÚwÚ body. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. Say nyo mowe: -;;w;; Hewe come OwO the wowds. - -x3 Entew OwO the LORDS >_> of OwO the :33 city - -xDD WOWDS. You awe UwU most ^-^ wewcome UwU home. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot deserv'd it. -But, >w< wowthy x3 wowds, ^.^ have you with ^w^ heed uWu pewused -What I ^.^ have written ^-^ to you? -xDD WOWDS. We have. -OwO FIWST LORD. And >w< gwieve ^-^ to heaw't. -What faults ^.^ he :3 made before OwO the ^w^ wast, I ÚwÚ think -OwO Might ^.^ have ;;w;; found :33 easy finyes; uWu but there ^-^ to ^-^ end -:3 Whewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to ÚwÚ begin, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give away -The benefit >_> of ^-^ ouw wevies, answering OwO us -x3 With ^-^ ouw >_> own chawge, :33 making :3 a ÚwÚ tweaty xDD whewe -Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU yiewding- :3 this xDD admits nyo excuse. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; appwoaches; you uWu shaww hear >_> him. - -x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, marching with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and ^.^ cowouws; -OwO the commoners being with him - -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Hail, UwU wowds! I x3 am wetuwn'd >_> youw sowdiew; -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ infected with my ^-^ countwy's love ->w< Than when I x3 pawted hence, uWu but still x3 subsisting -^.^ Undew >_> youw gweat ^.^ command. You awe ^-^ to xDD knyow -:33 That ^.^ pwospewouswy I ^.^ have :33 attempted, ÚwÚ and -x3 With bwoody ÚwÚ passage wed >_> youw wars x3 even ^-^ to -The ^w^ gates >_> of Rome. Our spoils ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ bwought UwU home -^-^ Doth ^-^ mowe than ^-^ countewpoise :3 a :33 fuww third part -The chawges >_> of OwO the ^w^ action. We ^.^ have :3 made xDD peace -x3 With nyo less uWu honyouw ^-^ to OwO the Antiates ->w< Than ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to th' :3 Womans; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we here ÚwÚ dewivew, -Subscrib'd uWu by th' consuws ÚwÚ and patwicians, -Together with OwO the >w< seaw o' th' >w< Senyate, what -We ^.^ have ^-^ compounded x3 on. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. x3 Wead ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, x3 nyobwe lords; -But tell OwO the >_> twaitow in OwO the OwO highest degree -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ abus'd >_> youw powers. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Traitor! OwO How ^w^ nyow? -^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< Ay, >w< twaitow, OwO Mawcius. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Mawcius! -^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< Ay, OwO Mawcius, ^-^ Caius Mawcius! Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think -I'll OwO gwace ÚwÚ thee with UwU that UwU wobbewy, >w< thy stow'n name ->w< Cowiowanyus, in Corioli? -You uWu wowds ÚwÚ and :3 heads o' th' state, OwO pewfidiouswy -ÚwÚ He >_> has betway'd >_> youw ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and >w< given uWu up, ->_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ dwops >_> of >_> sawt, >_> youw :33 city :3 Wome- -I uWu say >_> youw ÚwÚ city- ^-^ to his UwU wife ÚwÚ and mother; -^-^ Bweaking his OwO oath ÚwÚ and wesowution >_< wike -OwO A twist >_> of rotten silk; never xDD admitting ->_< Counsew o' th' waw; uWu but at his nurse's ;;w;; teaws -ÚwÚ He UwU whin'd ÚwÚ and xDD woaw'd away >_> youw ;;w;; victowy, -:33 That ^-^ pages >_< bwush'd at ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and x3 men >_> of OwO heawt -Wook'd >_> wond'wing OwO each at ^.^ othews. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Heaw'st thou, x3 Maws? -^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< Nyame ^.^ nyot OwO the god, :3 thou :3 boy >_> of teaws- -uWu COWIOWANyUS. Ha! -^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 -nyo more. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Measuwewess UwU wiaw, :3 thou x3 hast :3 made my OwO heawt -:3 Too gweat uWu fow what uWu contains it. x3 'Boy'! :3 O slave! -Pawdon uWu me, x3 wowds, 'tis OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time UwU that >w< evew -I ÚwÚ was fowc'd ^-^ to ^.^ scowd. Your ;;w;; judgments, my grave x3 wowds, -Must ^w^ give :3 this >_> cuw OwO the >_> wie; ÚwÚ and his >_> own notion- -OwO Who weaws my stwipes uWu impwess'd x3 upon ^w^ him, UwU that -Must bear my >_> beating ^-^ to his ^-^ gwave- uWu shaww >_> join -ÚwÚ To OwO thwust OwO the lie x3 unto >_> him. -OwO FIWST LORD. Peace, ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and hear me speak. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. xDD Cut me ^-^ to pieces, xDD Vowsces; x3 men ÚwÚ and xDD wads, -Stain >w< aww >_> youw edges uWu on >_> me. x3 'Boy'! UwU Fawse >_> hound! ->w< If you ^.^ have :3 wwit >_> youw ^-^ annyaws true, 'tis there -That, >_< wike OwO an UwU eagwe in :3 a x3 duv-cote, I -Flutter'd >_> youw Volscians in xDD Cowiowi. -Alone I >_> did it. x3 'Boy'! -^-^ AUFIDIUS. ÚwÚ Why, x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, -uWu Wiww you >w< be >w< put in :33 mind >_> of his uWu bwind OwO fowtunye, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was >_> youw shame, uWu by :3 this unhowy braggart, -Fowe >_> youw >_> own eyes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eaws? -CONSPIWATOWS. >_> Wet him die for't. -^w^ AWW OwO THE PEOPLE. >_< Teaw him ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. Do ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. ÚwÚ He xDD kiww'd my -:33 son. UwU My daughter. ÚwÚ He xDD kiww'd my cousin Marcus. ÚwÚ He xDD kiww'd my -father. -x3 SECOND LORD. Peace, UwU ho! :3 Nyo >_> outwage- :3 peace! -The man :3 is noble, ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ fame folds in -:3 This ^-^ owb o' th' xDD eawth. His last offences ^-^ to OwO us -:33 Shaww ^.^ have x3 judicious ÚwÚ heawing. ÚwÚ Stand, ^.^ Aufidius, -And twoubwe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ peace. -uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 O UwU that I xDD had ^w^ him, -x3 With OwO six xDD Aufidiuses, ^w^ ow >w< mowe- his ^-^ twibe, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use my lawful :3 swowd! -^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Insowent viwwain! -CONSPIWATOWS. >w< Kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, :33 kiww :3 him! -UwU [The CONSPIRATORS dwaw ÚwÚ and :33 kiww CORIOLANUS,who ^.^ fawws. -OwO AUFIDIUS ^-^ stands uWu on xDD him] -xDD WOWDS. ^-^ Howd, >_< howd, >_< howd, :33 howd! -^-^ AUFIDIUS. UwU My x3 nyobwe masters, hear me speak. -OwO FIWST LORD. :3 O Tullus! -x3 SECOND LORD. Thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 a deed ;;w;; wheweat valour uWu wiww weep. -uWu THIWD LORD. OwO Twead ^.^ nyot x3 upon >_> him. Masters aww, >w< be UwU quiet; -x3 Put OwO up >_> youw x3 swowds. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. UwU My x3 wowds, when you uWu shaww >_> knyow- as in :3 this wage, -Pwovok'd uWu by ^w^ him, you cannot- OwO the gweat danger -^w^ Which :3 this ÚwÚ man's life >_> did owe you, ^w^ you'ww uWu wejoice -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ cut UwU off. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw honours -ÚwÚ To caww me ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Senyate, I'll x3 dewivew -Myself >_> youw :33 woyaw x3 sewvant, ^w^ ow >_> enduwe -Your ÚwÚ heaviest x3 censuwe. -OwO FIWST LORD. Beaw ^-^ fwom x3 hence his body, -And mourn you uWu fow >_> him. >_> Wet him >w< be :33 wegawded -UwU As OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe cowse UwU that >w< evew xDD hewawd -OwO Did follow ^-^ to his um. -x3 SECOND LORD. His >_> own :3 impatience -Takes ^-^ fwom UwU Aufidius :3 a gweat part >_> of blame. -Let's ^-^ make OwO the :33 best >_> of it. -^-^ AUFIDIUS. UwU My ;;w;; wage :3 is gone, -And I x3 am struck with sorrow. ;;w;; Take him :33 up. -:3 Hewp, three o' th' UwU chiefest UwU sowdiews; I'll >w< be ^w^ onye. -^.^ Beat :3 thou OwO the ^.^ dwum, UwU that ^.^ it speak mournfully; -x3 Twaiw >_> youw >_< steew >w< pikes. ^-^ Though in :3 this :33 city ^.^ he -;;w;; Hath uWu widowed ÚwÚ and unchilded many :3 a one, -^w^ Which ^-^ to :3 this hour >_> bewaiw OwO the injury, ->_> Yet ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 memowy. -OwO Assist. ^.^ Exeunt, beawing OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of COWIOWANyUS -;;w;; [A UwU dead mawch ^w^ sounded] - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -:33 1609 - ->_< CYMBEWINyE - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -x3 CYMBEWINyE, UwU King >_> of Britain -OwO CWOTEN, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the Queen uWu by :3 a fowmew xDD husband -^.^ POSTHUMUS ^-^ WEONyATUS, :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, xDD husband ^-^ to >_< Imogen -BELARIUS, :3 a >w< banyished lord, uWu disguised uWu undew OwO the name >_> of Morgan - -^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and x3 AWVIWAGUS, >_< sons ^-^ to :33 Cymbewinye, uWu disguised uWu undew OwO the ->_< nyames >_> of ^.^ POWYDOWE ÚwÚ and CADWAL, supposed >_< sons ^-^ to UwU Bewawius -ÚwÚ PHIWAWIO, ÚwÚ Itawian, fwiend ^-^ to UwU Posthumus ->_< IACHIMO, ÚwÚ Itawian, fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ Phiwawio -OwO A FRENCH GENTLEMAN, fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ Phiwawio -ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ WUCIUS, x3 Genyewaw >_> of OwO the Woman :33 Fowces -OwO A UwU WOMAN uWu CAPTAIN -OwO TWO >_< BWITISH CAPTAINS -PISANIO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to UwU Posthumus -OwO COWNyEWIUS, :3 a physician -OwO TWO LORDS >_> of Cymbewinye's couwt -OwO TWO GENTLEMEN >_> of OwO the >_> same -OwO TWO GAOLERS - -QUEEN, UwU wife ^-^ to Cymbewinye -IMOGEN, daughter ^-^ to Cymbewinye uWu by :3 a fowmew queen -OwO HEWEN, :3 a wady :33 attending uWu on >_< Imogen - -xDD APPAWITIONS - ->w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, Woman x3 Senyatows, xDD Twibunyes, :3 a ÚwÚ Soothsayew, :3 a -Dutch Gentleman, :3 a uWu Spanyish Gentleman, UwU Musicians, UwU Officews, -UwU Captains, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -SCENyE: -Bwitain; ^-^ Itawy - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -x3 Bwitain. The garden >_> of :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace - -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet :3 a man uWu but UwU fwowns; ^-^ ouw bloods -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ obey OwO the uWu heavens than ^-^ ouw couwtiews -OwO Stiww ÚwÚ seem as OwO does OwO the King's. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. His >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ heiw UwU of's UwU kingdom, xDD whom -ÚwÚ He UwU puwpos'd ^-^ to his :3 wife's >_> sowe ^-^ son- :3 a widow -:33 That ^.^ wate ^.^ he >_> mawwied- ;;w;; hath >w< wefeww'd x3 hewsewf -^.^ Unto :3 a UwU poow uWu but >w< wowthy gentleman. x3 She's UwU wedded; -Her xDD husband ;;w;; banyish'd; ^.^ she >_> impwison'd. ^-^ Aww -^-^ Is >_> outwawd xDD sowwow, >w< though I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU King -Be ^w^ touch'd at vewy ÚwÚ heawt. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. None uWu but OwO the ^.^ King? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath lost xDD hew ^w^ too. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the uWu Queen, -:33 That UwU most >w< desiw'd OwO the ^w^ match. But ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 couwtiew, -UwU Awthough uWu they wear theiw faces ^-^ to OwO the bent -x3 Of OwO the King's >w< wooks, ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO heawt UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot -Gwad at OwO the xDD thing uWu they scoww OwO at. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And x3 why so? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< miss'd OwO the ^w^ Pwincess :3 is :3 a xDD thing -:3 Too OwO bad uWu fow OwO bad OwO wepowt; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ hew- -I UwU mean UwU that married UwU hew, :33 awack, good ^w^ man! -And OwO thewefowe banyish'd- :3 is :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe such -As, ^-^ to >w< seek OwO thwough OwO the wegions >_> of OwO the :3 eawth ->_< Fow ^-^ onye his ^-^ wike, there would >w< be xDD something >_> faiwing -UwU In him UwU that shouwd compawe. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think -^w^ So fair OwO an >_> outwawd ÚwÚ and such stuff within -x3 Endows :3 a man uWu but ^w^ he. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You speak him ;;w;; faw. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ do uWu extend ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, within ;;w;; himsewf; -Crush him >_> togethew wathew than ^-^ unfowd -His measuwe ^.^ duwy. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What's his name ÚwÚ and >_> biwth? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I cannyot delve him ^-^ to OwO the :3 woot; his fathew ->_> Was xDD caww'd Sicilius, ^-^ who >_> did >_> join his uWu honyouw -uWu Against OwO the Womans with >_< Cassibewan, -But xDD had his titwes uWu by Tenyantius, xDD whom -ÚwÚ He sewv'd with >_> gwowy ÚwÚ and uWu admiw'd >w< success, -^w^ So xDD gain'd OwO the suw-addition ÚwÚ Weonyatus; -And ^-^ had, >w< besides :3 this ^-^ gentweman in ^.^ question, ->w< Two uWu othew OwO sons, :3 who, in OwO the wars o' th' UwU time, ->w< Died with theiw >_> swowds in >w< hand; uWu fow ;;w;; which theiw fathew, -;;w;; Then ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and OwO fond >_> of ;;w;; issue, took such UwU sowwow -:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; quit >_< being; ÚwÚ and his gentwe >w< wady, -uWu Big >_> of :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ ouw theme, deceas'd -UwU As ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu bown. The UwU King ^.^ he ^-^ takes OwO the ;;w;; babe -ÚwÚ To his OwO pwotection, calls him UwU Posthumus Weonyatus, -Bweeds him ÚwÚ and makes him >_> of his OwO bed-chambew, ->w< Puts ^-^ to him >w< aww OwO the >_> weawnyings UwU that his UwU time -Could ^-^ make him OwO the weceivew >w< of; ;;w;; which ^.^ he took, -UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do :3 aiw, fast as 'twas minyist'wed, -And :33 in's spwing became :3 a ^.^ hawvest, uWu wiv'd in uWu couwt- -^w^ Which x3 wawe ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to :33 do- UwU most ^.^ pwais'd, UwU most ;;w;; wov'd, -OwO A :3 sampwe ^-^ to OwO the uWu youngest; ^-^ to th' ^-^ mowe mature -OwO A :3 gwass UwU that ^.^ feated them; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the uWu gwavew -OwO A >w< chiwd UwU that >_< guided ^-^ dotawds. ÚwÚ To his mistress, ->_< Fow xDD whom ^.^ he :3 nyow :3 is banyish'd- xDD hew >_> own x3 pwice ->_< Pwocwaims how ^.^ she ^-^ esteem'd him ÚwÚ and his viwtue; -By xDD hew >w< ewection ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ twuwy ;;w;; wead -What >w< kind >_> of man ^.^ he is. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I uWu honyouw him ->_< Even >_< out >_> of >_> youw >_< wepowt. But pray you tell uWu me, -^-^ Is ^.^ she >_> sowe >w< chiwd ^-^ to th' ^.^ King? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. His only chiwd. -ÚwÚ He xDD had two x3 sons- ^-^ if :3 this >w< be wowth >_> youw xDD heawing, ->_< Mawk >_> it- OwO the ewdest >_> of them at three years >_> owd, -uWu I' th' >_> swathing clothes OwO the xDD othew, ^-^ fwom theiw >_< nyuwsewy -Were stow'n; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 this hour nyo ^.^ guess in knowledge -^w^ Which uWu way uWu they ^.^ went. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO How wong :3 is :3 this UwU ago? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Some twenty years. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That :3 a :3 king's chiwdwen shouwd >w< be OwO so UwU convey'd, -^w^ So x3 swackwy UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> seawch OwO so uWu swow -:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ nyot trace them! -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Howsoe'ew 'tis stwange, -Ow UwU that OwO the ^.^ nyegwigence ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be ^.^ waugh'd at, ->_> Yet :3 is ^.^ it true, sir. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww believe you. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. We >w< must forbear; here comes OwO the ;;w;; gentweman, -The uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and >_> Pwincess. >_< Exeunt - -x3 Entew OwO the QUEEN, ^-^ POSTHUMUS, ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN - -x3 QUEEN. No, >w< be assur'd you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find uWu me, >_> daughtew, -:33 Aftew OwO the :3 swandew >_> of UwU most stepmothers, -x3 Eviw-ey'd x3 unto you. ^w^ You'we my pwisonyew, uWu but -Your gaowew uWu shaww x3 dewivew you OwO the keys -:33 That ^-^ wock OwO up >_> youw >_< westwaint. >_< Fow you, ^w^ Posthumus, -^w^ So >_> soon as I can ^.^ win th' uWu offended ;;w;; King, -I uWu wiww >w< be OwO knyown >_> youw ^-^ advocate. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ yet -The x3 fiwe >_> of ;;w;; wage :3 is in ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and 'twere good -You lean'd x3 unto his >_< sentence with what >_< patience -Your OwO wisdom ^-^ may infowm you. -uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU Pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, -I uWu wiww ^-^ fwom x3 hence to-day. -x3 QUEEN. You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ pewiw. -I'll ÚwÚ fetch :3 a xDD tuwn about OwO the garden, ^-^ pitying -The >w< pangs >_> of OwO baww'd ^-^ affections, >w< though OwO the UwU King -;;w;; Hath OwO chawg'd you shouwd ^.^ nyot speak >w< togethew. Exit -^-^ IMOGEN. :3 O >_> dissembwing couwtesy! OwO How fine :3 this >_> tywant -^w^ Can :33 tickwe xDD whewe ^.^ she wounds! UwU My ;;w;; deawest xDD husband, -I xDD something ;;w;; feaw my >_< fathew's wwath, uWu but >_< nyothing- -Always ^-^ wesewv'd my holy >_< duty- what -His ;;w;; wage can ^-^ do uWu on >_> me. You >w< must >w< be gone; -And I uWu shaww here >_> abide OwO the houwwy shot -x3 Of :3 angwy >_> eyes, ^.^ nyot OwO comfowted ^-^ to live -But UwU that there :3 is :3 this >_> jewew in OwO the x3 wowwd -:33 That I ^-^ may UwU see again. -uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU My queen! my :33 mistwess! -:3 O >w< wady, weep nyo :3 mowe, west I ^w^ give cause -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ suspected >_> of ^-^ mowe tenderness ->w< Than doth ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD man. I uWu wiww >_< wemain -The >_> woyaw'st xDD husband UwU that >_> did e'ew plight >_> twoth; -UwU My >_> wesidence in >_> Wome at ^-^ onye Phiwawio's, -OwO Who ^-^ to my fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO fwiend, ^-^ to me -Known uWu but uWu by :33 wettew; thithew write, my queen, -And with >_< minye eyes I'll dwink OwO the uWu wowds you ^w^ send, -^-^ Though ink >w< be :3 made >_> of ;;w;; gaww. - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ QUEEN - -x3 QUEEN. Be brief, I pray you. ->w< If OwO the UwU King xDD come, I uWu shaww >_< incuw I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot -OwO How >w< much >_> of his displeasure. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Yet I'll move him -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk :3 this way. I never ^-^ do him :33 wwong -But ^.^ he OwO does ^-^ buy my injuries, ^-^ to >w< be fwiends; -Pays dear uWu fow my offences. Exit -uWu POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ we >w< be ^-^ taking xDD weave -UwU As wong :3 a term as ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to live, -The uWu woathnyess ^-^ to xDD depawt would ^.^ gwow. :3 Adieu! -^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Nyay, stay :3 a ^-^ wittwe. -Were you uWu but riding :3 fowth ^-^ to ÚwÚ aiw OwO youwsewf, -Such pawting ;;w;; wewe xDD too petty. Wook ;;w;; hewe, love: -:3 This xDD diamond ÚwÚ was my OwO mothew's; UwU take it, >_> heawt; -But ^-^ keep ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww you ^w^ woo another xDD wife, -When >_< Imogen :3 is UwU dead. -uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ How, ^-^ how? xDD Anyothew? -You gentwe >_< gods, ^w^ give me uWu but :3 this I x3 have, -And >w< seaw OwO up my ÚwÚ embwacements ^-^ fwom :3 a next -x3 With ÚwÚ bonds >_> of >_< death! :33 Wemain, >_< wemain :3 thou here -OwO [Puts uWu on OwO the >w< wing] -OwO Whiwe :33 sense can ^-^ keep ^.^ it x3 on. And, :33 sweetest, ^-^ faiwest, -UwU As I my UwU poow uWu sewf >_> did exchange uWu fow you, -ÚwÚ To >_> youw OwO so >_< infinyite loss, OwO so in ^-^ ouw >_< twifwes -I still ^.^ win >_> of you. >_< Fow my :33 sake wear ^.^ this; -^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD manyacwe >_> of :33 wuv; I'll place ^.^ it -:3 Upon :3 this ÚwÚ faiwest xDD pwisonyew. OwO [Puts :3 a xDD bwacewet uWu on xDD hew awm] -^-^ IMOGEN. :3 O OwO the x3 gods! -When uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU see OwO again? - -x3 Entew >_< CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and LORDS - -uWu POSTHUMUS. Awack, OwO the >_< King! -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou ÚwÚ basest :33 thing, ^.^ avoid; x3 hence ^-^ fwom my OwO sight ->w< If aftew :3 this xDD command :3 thou fwaught OwO the couwt -x3 With >w< thy unworthiness, :3 thou ^-^ diest. xDD Away! -Thou'rt :3 poison ^-^ to my bwood. -uWu POSTHUMUS. The UwU gods :3 pwotect you, -And bless OwO the good remainders >_> of OwO the couwt! -I x3 am gone. Exit -^-^ IMOGEN. Thewe cannyot >w< be :3 a ^.^ pinch in death -Mowe shawp than :3 this is. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O >w< diswoyaw :33 thing, -:33 That shouldst wepaiw my youth, :3 thou :33 heap'st -OwO A :33 yeaw's :3 age uWu on UwU me! -^-^ IMOGEN. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, -^w^ Hawm ^.^ nyot yourself with >_> youw vexation. -I x3 am ÚwÚ sensewess >_> of >_> youw >_> wwath; :3 a ^.^ touch ^-^ mowe x3 wawe -xDD Subdues >w< aww xDD pangs, >w< aww UwU feaws. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. >_< Past :3 gwace? ^.^ obedience? -^-^ IMOGEN. >_< Past hope, ÚwÚ and in >_< despaiw; UwU that uWu way ÚwÚ past >_< gwace. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 That x3 mightst ^.^ have xDD had OwO the >_> sowe :3 son >_> of my queen! -^-^ IMOGEN. :3 O bwessed UwU that I UwU might :33 nyot! I ^.^ chose OwO an :33 eagwe, -And >_> did UwU avoid :3 a ;;w;; puttock. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou UwU took'st :3 a :33 beggaw, wouldst ^.^ have :3 made my UwU thwonye -OwO A x3 seat uWu fow :3 basenyess. -^-^ IMOGEN. Nyo; I wathew ÚwÚ added -OwO A >w< wustwe ^-^ to it. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O :3 thou :3 viwe ^-^ onye! -^-^ IMOGEN. >_> Siw, -^w^ It :3 is >_> youw fauwt UwU that I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ;;w;; Posthumus. -You bwed him as my OwO pwayfewwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is -OwO A man wowth ^-^ any ;;w;; woman; overbuys me ->w< Awmost OwO the sum ^.^ he >_> pays. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. >_> What, art :3 thou >_> mad? -^-^ IMOGEN. Almost, sir. xDD Heaven restore UwU me! Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe -OwO A UwU nyeat-hewd's >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and my :3 Weonyatus -Our UwU nyeighbouw shephewd's >_< son! - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ QUEEN - -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou foowish :3 thing! -uWu [To OwO the QUEEN] ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe UwU again >w< togethew. You ^.^ have x3 donye -:3 Nyot aftew ^-^ ouw ^.^ command. :3 Away with UwU hew, -And ;;w;; pen xDD hew :33 up. -x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw patience.- Peace, -UwU Deaw wady >_> daughtew, peace!- ^.^ Sweet suvweign, -Weave OwO us ^-^ to >w< ouwsewves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make yourself >w< some comfort -Out >_> of >_> youw :33 best >w< advice. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Nyay, let xDD hew ^w^ wanguish -OwO A >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood :3 a :3 day :3 and, being >w< aged, -^.^ Die >_> of :3 this fowwy. Exit, with LORDS - -x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO - -x3 QUEEN. >_< Fie! you >w< must ^w^ give way. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_> youw sewvant. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! What x3 nyews? -PISANIO. UwU My lord >_> youw :3 son >_< dwew uWu on my mastew. -x3 QUEEN. Ha! -:3 Nyo :33 hawm, I twust, :3 is ;;w;; donye? -PISANIO. Thewe UwU might ^.^ have :3 been, -But UwU that my ^w^ mastew wathew >_> pway'd than OwO fought, -And xDD had nyo ^w^ hewp >_> of anger; uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 pawted -By gentlemen at hand. -x3 QUEEN. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad on't. -^-^ IMOGEN. Your son's my >_< fathew's :3 fwiend; ^.^ he ^-^ takes his part -ÚwÚ To dwaw x3 upon OwO an exile! :3 O bwave :3 siw! -I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe in Afric uWu both >_< togethew; -Myself uWu by with :3 a needle, UwU that I UwU might :3 pwick -The uWu goew-back. UwU Why came you ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ mastew? -PISANIO. uWu On his ^.^ command. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot suffer me -ÚwÚ To bwing him ^-^ to OwO the xDD haven; weft ^.^ these :3 nyotes -x3 Of what ÚwÚ commands I shouwd >w< be :33 subject ^.^ to, -OwO When't pleas'd you ^-^ to x3 empwoy >_> me. -x3 QUEEN. :3 This ;;w;; hath >_< been -Your xDD faithfuw sewvant. I dare uWu way >_< minye uWu honyouw -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >_< wemain ÚwÚ so. -PISANIO. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu Highnyess. -x3 QUEEN. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ wawk >_> awhiwe. -^-^ IMOGEN. About >w< some ^-^ hawf-houw hence, -;;w;; Pway you speak with >_> me. You uWu shaww at :33 weast -uWu Go UwU see my lord >_< aboawd. >_< Fow :3 this UwU time xDD weave >_> me. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -x3 Bwitain. OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and two LORDS - -OwO FIWST LORD. >_> Siw, I would :33 advise you ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift :3 a >_< shiwt; OwO the violence ->_> of >w< action ;;w;; hath :3 made you >_> week as :3 a sacrifice. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ aiw comes out, -ÚwÚ aiw comes in; :33 thewe's UwU nyonye ÚwÚ abwoad OwO so >_> whowesome as UwU that you vent. -CWOTEN. >w< If my OwO shiwt ;;w;; wewe bwoody, then ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift it. >_< Have I hurt OwO him? -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] No, ^w^ faith; ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as his uWu patience. -OwO FIWST LORD. Huwt :3 him! His body's :3 a passable xDD cawcass ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot -:33 huwt. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >w< thwoughfawe uWu fow >_< steew ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 huwt. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] His >_< steew ÚwÚ was in OwO debt; ^.^ it went o' th' xDD back ->_> side OwO the town. -CWOTEN. The villain would ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand >_> me. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] Nyo; uWu but ^.^ he xDD fwed :3 fowwawd stiww, towawd >_> youw -face. -OwO FIWST LORD. Stand you? You ^.^ have ^.^ wand enough >_> of >_> youw own; uWu but ^.^ he -ÚwÚ added ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ having, >_> gave you >w< some ground. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] UwU As many UwU inches as you ^.^ have uWu oceans. ->_< Puppies! -CWOTEN. I would uWu they xDD had ^.^ nyot come :3 between ÚwÚ us. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ So would OwO I, ÚwÚ tiww you xDD had :33 measuw'd how wong :3 a -OwO foow you ;;w;; wewe x3 upon OwO the ground. -CWOTEN. And UwU that ^.^ she shouwd love :3 this fewwow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wefuse UwU me! -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If ^.^ it >w< be :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a OwO twue election, ^.^ she :3 is ->_> damn'd. -OwO FIWST LORD. >_> Siw, as I told you always, xDD hew x3 beauty ÚwÚ and xDD hew bwain >w< go -^.^ nyot >_< togethew; she's :3 a good >_< sign, uWu but I ^.^ have uWu seen small wefwection ->_> of xDD hew wit. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] She uWu shinyes ^.^ nyot x3 upon fools, west OwO the wefwection -shouwd hurt :3 hew. -CWOTEN. ^w^ Come, I'll ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. Wouwd there xDD had >_< been >w< some hurt -:33 donye! -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] I ^w^ wish ^.^ nyot >w< so; unwess ^.^ it xDD had >_< been OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of -OwO an ass, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo gweat :33 huwt. -CWOTEN. You'll >w< go with >_> us? -OwO FIWST LORD. I'll ^.^ attend >_> youw >_> wowdship. -CWOTEN. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, wet's >w< go >w< togethew. -x3 SECOND LORD. Weww, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN ÚwÚ and OwO PISANyIO - -^-^ IMOGEN. I would :3 thou >_< gwew'st x3 unto OwO the shores o' th' ^w^ haven, -And ^.^ questionyed'st every saiw; ^-^ if ^.^ he shouwd write, -And I ^.^ nyot ^.^ have it, 'twere :3 a paper lost, -UwU As ^.^ offew'd UwU mewcy is. What ÚwÚ was OwO the last -:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ spake ^-^ to OwO thee? -PISANIO. ^w^ It x3 was: his queen, his queen! -^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Then UwU wav'd his handkewchief? -PISANIO. And kiss'd it, ÚwÚ madam. -^-^ IMOGEN. Senseless winyen, happier :3 thewein than >_> I! -And UwU that ÚwÚ was all? -PISANIO. No, ^.^ madam; uWu fow OwO so wong -UwU As ^.^ he :33 couwd ^-^ make me with his eye, ^w^ ow cawe ->_< Distinguish him ^-^ fwom >w< othews, ^.^ he >_> did ^-^ keep -The ÚwÚ deck, with x3 gwuv, ^w^ ow hat, ^w^ ow handkewchief, -OwO Stiww >w< waving, as OwO the ^-^ fits ÚwÚ and OwO stiws UwU of's :33 mind -Could :33 best express how uWu swow his ^w^ souw saiw'd OwO on, -OwO How swift his ;;w;; ship. -^-^ IMOGEN. Thou shouldst ^.^ have :3 made him -UwU As wittwe as :3 a OwO cwow, ^w^ ow ^.^ wess, ewe weft -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ aftew-eye >_> him. -PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, OwO so I ÚwÚ did. -^-^ IMOGEN. I would ^.^ have x3 bwoke >_< minye uWu eyestwings, cwack'd them uWu but -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon ^w^ him, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the diminyution -x3 Of space xDD had pointed him shawp as my >_< nyeedwe; -;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ fowwowed him ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he xDD had uWu mewted ^-^ fwom -The smawwnyess >_> of :3 a gnat ^-^ to :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and then ->_< Have tuwn'd >_< minye eye ÚwÚ and UwU wept. But, good ;;w;; Pisanyio, -When uWu shaww ^-^ we hear ^-^ fwom OwO him? -PISANIO. Be assur'd, UwU madam, -x3 With his next vantage. -^-^ IMOGEN. I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU take my xDD weave >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but xDD had -uWu Most pwetty >w< things ^-^ to >w< say. Ewe I :33 couwd tell him -OwO How I would ÚwÚ think uWu on him at ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ houws -Such >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and ;;w;; such; ^w^ ow I :33 couwd ^-^ make him uWu sweaw -The UwU shes >_> of ^-^ Itawy shouwd ^.^ nyot :33 betway -Minye ;;w;; intewest ÚwÚ and his >_> honyouw; ^w^ ow ^.^ have OwO chawg'd ^w^ him, -^.^ At OwO the ;;w;; sixth hour >_> of mown, at ^w^ nyoon, at UwU midnyight, -^.^ T' uWu encountew me with x3 owisons, uWu fow then -I x3 am in >w< heaven uWu fow him; ^w^ ow ewe I :33 couwd ->w< Give him UwU that pawting ÚwÚ kiss ;;w;; which I xDD had xDD set -ÚwÚ Betwixt two :3 chawming x3 wowds, comes in my fathew, -And >_< wike OwO the tyrannous breathing >_> of OwO the >_< nyowth -:33 Shakes >w< aww ^-^ ouw buds ^-^ fwom :33 gwowing. - -x3 Entew :3 a LADY - -ÚwÚ WADY. The uWu Queen, UwU madam, -;;w;; Desiwes >_> youw OwO Highnyess' :33 company. -^-^ IMOGEN. Those >w< things I ;;w;; bid you uWu do, >_< get them dispatch'd. -I uWu wiww ^.^ attend OwO the Queen. -PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, I shall. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Rome. ^.^ PHIWAWIO'S house - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ PHIWAWIO, >_< IACHIMO, :3 a FRENCHMAN, :3 a uWu DUTCHMAN, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; SPANyIAWD - -^-^ IACHIMO. >_< Bewieve it, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have uWu seen him in x3 Bwitain. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was then ->_> of :3 a x3 cwescent nyote, ;;w;; expected ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv OwO so >w< wowthy as >_< since ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ->_< been ;;w;; awwowed OwO the name >_> of. But I :33 couwd then ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on him -^-^ without OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of admiration, >w< though OwO the >_> catawogue >_> of his -endowments xDD had >_< been tabwed uWu by his >w< side, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ to ^w^ pewuse him uWu by ->_> items. -x3 PHIWAWIO. You speak >_> of him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was less furnish'd than :3 nyow ^.^ he -:3 is with UwU that ;;w;; which makes him uWu both ^-^ without ÚwÚ and within. -;;w;; FWENCHMAN. I ^.^ have uWu seen him in xDD Fwance; ^-^ we xDD had vewy many there :33 couwd ->w< behowd OwO the >_< sun with as ^w^ fiwm eyes as ^w^ he. -^-^ IACHIMO. :3 This matter >_> of uWu mawwying his :3 king's >_> daughtew, wherein ^.^ he ->w< must >w< be >_> weighed wathew uWu by xDD hew >_< vawue than his own, uWu wowds ^w^ him, I -x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mattew. -;;w;; FWENCHMAN. And then his banishment. -^-^ IACHIMO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; appwobation >_> of x3 those UwU that weep :3 this lamentable -divorce uWu undew xDD hew colours awe wonderfully ^-^ to uWu extend ^w^ him, >w< be ^.^ it -uWu but ^-^ to fortify xDD hew judgment, ;;w;; which ewse OwO an :33 easy battery UwU might uWu way -flat, uWu fow ^-^ taking :3 a :33 beggaw, ^-^ without less quality. But how comes ^.^ it -^.^ he :3 is ^-^ to sojouwn with you? OwO How ^-^ cweeps >_< acquaintance? -x3 PHIWAWIO. His fathew ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; wewe xDD sowdiews togethew, ^-^ to xDD whom I ^.^ have ->_< been >_< often bound uWu fow nyo less than my wife. - -x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS - -;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_> Bwiton. >_> Wet him >w< be OwO so >_< entewtainyed ÚwÚ amongst you as -ÚwÚ suits with gentlemen >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ knyowing ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ stwangew >_> of his -quality. I uWu beseech you >w< aww >w< be better OwO knyown ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, -xDD whom I ÚwÚ commend ^-^ to you as :3 a x3 nyobwe fwiend >_> of x3 minye. OwO How >w< wowthy ^.^ he :3 is -I uWu wiww xDD weave ^-^ to :3 appeaw hereafter, wathew than story him in his ->_> own ÚwÚ heawing. -;;w;; FWENCHMAN. >_> Siw, ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO knyown >_> togethew in Orleans. -uWu POSTHUMUS. x3 Since when I ^.^ have >_< been UwU debtow ^-^ to you uWu fow ÚwÚ couwtesies, -;;w;; which I uWu wiww >w< be >w< evew ^-^ to pay ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet pay ^.^ stiww. -;;w;; FWENCHMAN. >_> Siw, you o'errate my UwU poow kindness. I ÚwÚ was ^.^ gwad I >_> did ->_> atonye my :33 countwyman ÚwÚ and OwO you; ^.^ it xDD had >_< been ^-^ pity you shouwd ^.^ have ->_< been >w< put >_> togethew with OwO so x3 mowtaw :3 a OwO puwpose as then OwO each bore, -x3 upon ^-^ impowtance >_> of OwO so ^w^ swight ÚwÚ and twiviaw :3 a ^.^ nyatuwe. -uWu POSTHUMUS. By >_> youw pawdon, sir. I ÚwÚ was then :3 a x3 young traveller; -wathew >w< shunn'd ^-^ to >w< go x3 even with what I heard than in my every ->w< action ^-^ to >w< be >_< guided uWu by >_> othews' >_< expewiences; uWu but x3 upon my >_> mended -:3 judgment- ^-^ if I offend ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it :3 is uWu mended- my >_< quawwew ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot -^-^ awtogethew ^w^ swight. -;;w;; FWENCHMAN. OwO Faith, yes, ^-^ to >w< be >w< put ^-^ to OwO the arbitrement >_> of uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and -uWu by such two UwU that would uWu by >w< aww ;;w;; wikewihood ^.^ have :33 confounded ^-^ onye OwO the -uWu othew ^w^ ow ^.^ have OwO faww'n >_> both. -^-^ IACHIMO. ^w^ Can >_> we, with xDD mannyews, ÚwÚ ask what ÚwÚ was OwO the xDD diffewence? -;;w;; FWENCHMAN. :3 Safewy, I uWu think. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a uWu contention in pubwic, ;;w;; which ->w< may, ^-^ without ;;w;; contwadiction, suffer OwO the >_< wepowt. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< much >_< wike -OwO an awgument UwU that feww >_< out last night, xDD whewe OwO each >_> of OwO us feww in -UwU pwaise >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy xDD mistwesses; :3 this ^-^ gentweman at UwU that UwU time -:33 vouching- ÚwÚ and x3 upon ;;w;; wawwant >_> of bwoody >w< affiwmation- his ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe -:33 faiw, viwtuous, ÚwÚ wise, chaste, x3 constant, :3 quawified, ÚwÚ and less -attemptabwe, than ^-^ any OwO the wawest >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wadies in OwO Fwance. -^-^ IACHIMO. :33 That wady :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 nyow living, ^w^ ow :3 this gentweman's ^-^ opinyion, -uWu by this, OwO wown >_< out. -uWu POSTHUMUS. She howds xDD hew :3 viwtue stiww, ÚwÚ and I my mind. -^-^ IACHIMO. You >w< must ^.^ nyot OwO so :3 faw :33 pwefew xDD hew fowe ^w^ ouws >_> of :3 Itawy. -uWu POSTHUMUS. >_> Being OwO so :3 faw provok'd as I ÚwÚ was in UwU Fwance, I would abate -xDD hew nothing, >w< though I UwU pwofess ^-^ mysewf xDD hew ^-^ adowew, ^.^ nyot xDD hew >w< fwiend. -^-^ IACHIMO. UwU As fair ÚwÚ and as x3 good- :3 a >w< kind >_> of UwU hand-in-hand comparison- -xDD had >_< been xDD something xDD too fair ÚwÚ and xDD too good uWu fow ^-^ any wady in x3 Bwitain. ->w< If ^.^ she went before ÚwÚ othews I ^.^ have uWu seen as UwU that xDD diamond >_> of x3 youws -x3 outwustwes many I ^.^ have behewd, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu but believe ^.^ she -^.^ excewwed many; uWu but I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen OwO the UwU most pwecious xDD diamond UwU that -;;w;; is, :3 nyow you OwO the >_< wady. -uWu POSTHUMUS. I ^.^ pwais'd xDD hew as I x3 wated :3 hew. ^w^ So ^-^ do I my >_> stonye. -^-^ IACHIMO. What ^-^ do you >_< esteem ^.^ it xDD at? -uWu POSTHUMUS. Mowe than OwO the x3 wowwd enjoys. -^-^ IACHIMO. x3 Eithew >_> youw unparagon'd ^w^ mistwess :3 is OwO dead, ^w^ ow she's ->w< outpwiz'd uWu by :3 a UwU twifwe. -uWu POSTHUMUS. You awe ÚwÚ mistaken: OwO the ^-^ onye ^-^ may >w< be :3 sowd ^w^ ow uWu given, ^-^ if there -;;w;; wewe wealth enough uWu fow OwO the ^-^ puwchase ^w^ ow merit uWu fow OwO the gift; OwO the -uWu othew :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD thing uWu fow :33 sawe, ÚwÚ and only OwO the >_> gift >_> of OwO the xDD gods. -^-^ IACHIMO. ^w^ Which OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have >w< given you? -uWu POSTHUMUS. ^w^ Which uWu by theiw gwaces I uWu wiww keep. -^-^ IACHIMO. You ^-^ may wear xDD hew in title yours; uWu but you xDD knyow ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; foww -^.^ wight x3 upon neighbouring ponds. Your ring ^-^ may >w< be stow'n ^w^ too. ^w^ So ->_> youw >w< bwace >_> of :3 unpwizabwe ^.^ estimations, OwO the ^-^ onye :3 is uWu but ;;w;; fwaiw ÚwÚ and -OwO the uWu othew >_< casuaw; :3 a ÚwÚ cunnying xDD thief, ^w^ ow :3 a that-way-accompwish'd -:33 couwtiew, would ;;w;; hazawd OwO the winning uWu both >_> of ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and :33 wast. -uWu POSTHUMUS. Your ^-^ Itawy uWu contains UwU nyonye OwO so >_< accompwish'd :3 a ;;w;; couwtiew ^-^ to -:3 convince OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my mistress, ^-^ if in OwO the howding ^w^ ow woss >_> of -UwU that you term xDD hew frail. I ^-^ do nyothing x3 doubt you ^.^ have ^.^ stowe >_> of -uWu thieves; ^.^ nyotwithstanding, I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot my OwO wing. -x3 PHIWAWIO. >_> Wet OwO us xDD weave ;;w;; hewe, >_< gentwemen. -uWu POSTHUMUS. >_> Siw, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. :3 This >w< wowthy UwU signyiow, I :3 thank -^w^ him, makes nyo ^w^ stwangew >_> of me; ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ famiwiaw at >_> fiwst. -^-^ IACHIMO. x3 With five xDD times OwO so >w< much convewsation I shouwd >_< get gwound ->_> of >_> youw fair UwU mistwess; ^-^ make xDD hew >w< go xDD back x3 even ^-^ to OwO the >w< yiewding, xDD had -I admittance ÚwÚ and opportunity ^-^ to >w< fwiend. -uWu POSTHUMUS. No, nyo. -^-^ IACHIMO. I dare ^-^ theweupon ^.^ pawn OwO the xDD moiety >_> of my ^-^ estate ^-^ to >_> youw -;;w;; wing, which, in my ^-^ opinyion, o'ervalues ^.^ it >_< something. But I ^-^ make -my uWu wagew wathew x3 against >_> youw >_< confidence than xDD hew weputation; :3 and, -^-^ to bar >_> youw OwO offence hewein UwU too, I durst ^-^ attempt ^.^ it x3 against ^-^ any -wady in OwO the world. -uWu POSTHUMUS. You awe :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw ^.^ abus'd in xDD too bowd :3 a ^w^ pewsuasion, -ÚwÚ and I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot you sustain what >_< y'awe >w< wowthy >_> of uWu by >_> youw OwO attempt. -^-^ IACHIMO. What's ÚwÚ that? -uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO A :3 wepuwse; >w< though >_> youw attempt, as you caww it, deserve ->w< mowe- :3 a punishment ^w^ too. -x3 PHIWAWIO. Gentwemen, enough >_> of ÚwÚ this. ^w^ It came in xDD too >_> suddenwy; let -^.^ it die as ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 bown, ÚwÚ and I pray you >w< be better :33 acquainted. -^-^ IACHIMO. Wouwd I xDD had >w< put my ^-^ estate ÚwÚ and my nyeighbouw's uWu on th' -;;w;; appwobation >_> of what I ^.^ have spoke! -uWu POSTHUMUS. What wady would you OwO choose ^-^ to OwO assaiw? -^-^ IACHIMO. ^-^ Youws, xDD whom in constancy you ÚwÚ think ^-^ stands OwO so ^-^ safe. I uWu wiww -uWu way you >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats ^-^ to >_> youw ring UwU that, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to OwO the -couwt xDD whewe >_> youw wady ;;w;; is, with nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ advantage than OwO the -opportunity >_> of :3 a uWu second conference, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww bwing ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence -UwU that uWu honyouw >_> of ^-^ hews ;;w;; which you ÚwÚ imaginye OwO so xDD wesewv'd. -uWu POSTHUMUS. I uWu wiww ;;w;; wage x3 against >_> youw ^.^ gowd, gold ^-^ to it. UwU My ring I -howd dear as my >_> fingew; 'tis part >_> of it. -^-^ IACHIMO. You awe :3 a OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein OwO the ^.^ wisew. >w< If you ^-^ buy -ladies' ^.^ fwesh at :3 a ^-^ miwwion :3 a :33 dwam, you cannyot OwO pwesewve ^.^ it ^-^ fwom -UwU tainting. But I UwU see you ^.^ have >w< some >_< wewigion in you, UwU that you fear. -uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is uWu but :3 a UwU custom in >_> youw UwU tongue; you bear :3 a uWu gwavew ->_< puwpose, I :33 hope. -^-^ IACHIMO. I x3 am OwO the ^w^ mastew >_> of my >_> speeches, ÚwÚ and would undewgo ^w^ what's -uWu spoken, I uWu sweaw. -uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Wiww you? I :33 Shaww uWu but lend my xDD diamond ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw ^w^ wetuwn. ->_> Wet there >w< be uWu cuvnyants :33 dwawn >_< between's. UwU My ^w^ mistwess exceeds in -xDD goodnyess OwO the ^w^ hugenyess >_> of >_> youw unworthy :3 thinking. I dare you ^-^ to -:3 this match: >w< hewe's my OwO wing. -x3 PHIWAWIO. I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it nyo way. -^-^ IACHIMO. By OwO the >_< gods, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ onye. >w< If I bwing you nyo uWu sufficient -OwO testimony UwU that I ^.^ have x3 enjoy'd OwO the ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; bodiwy part >_> of >_> youw -mistress, my >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats awe yours; OwO so :3 is >_> youw xDD diamond -^w^ too. >w< If I come OwO off, ÚwÚ and xDD weave xDD hew in such uWu honyouw as you ^.^ have -xDD twust ÚwÚ in, ^.^ she >_> youw ^-^ jewew, :3 this >_> youw ^-^ jewew, ÚwÚ and my gold awe yours- -provided I ^.^ have >_> youw ^.^ commendation uWu fow my ^-^ mowe free entewtainment. -uWu POSTHUMUS. I ^w^ embwace ^.^ these UwU conditions; let OwO us ^.^ have xDD awticwes ;;w;; betwixt -ÚwÚ us. :3 Onwy, ;;w;; thus :3 faw you uWu shaww OwO answew: ^-^ if you ^-^ make >_> youw UwU voyage x3 upon -UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me :33 diwectwy ^-^ to undewstand you ^.^ have :3 pwevaiw'd, I x3 am -nyo further >_> youw enemy- ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth ^-^ ouw debate; ^-^ if ^.^ she >_< wemain -x3 unseduc'd, you ^.^ nyot :33 making ^.^ it :3 appeaw uWu othewwise, uWu fow >_> youw i-iww ->_< opinyion ÚwÚ and th' assauwt you ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ to xDD hew uWu chastity you uWu shaww -ÚwÚ answew me with >_> youw ^w^ swowd. -^-^ IACHIMO. Your :3 hand- :3 a cuvnyant! We uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ these >w< things xDD set ;;w;; down -uWu by lawful counsew, ÚwÚ and straight away uWu fow ^w^ Bwitain, west OwO the -:3 bawgain shouwd catch x3 cowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stawve. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch my gold ÚwÚ and -^.^ have ^-^ ouw two wagers wecowded. -uWu POSTHUMUS. Agreed. >_< Exeunt ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and uWu IACHIMO -;;w;; FWENCHMAN. uWu Wiww :3 this >_< howd, ÚwÚ think you? -x3 PHIWAWIO. UwU Signyiow Iachimo uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom it. ;;w;; Pway let OwO us follow >_< 'em. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew QUEEN, WADIES, ÚwÚ and :33 COWNyEWIUS - -x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ yet OwO the >w< dew's uWu on >w< gwound, x3 gathew x3 those ÚwÚ fwowews; -UwU Make >_> haste; ^-^ who >_> has OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of >w< them? -ÚwÚ WADY. OwO I, ÚwÚ madam. -x3 QUEEN. Dispatch. >_< Exeunt uWu WADIES -Nyow, ^-^ Mastew Doctor, ^.^ have you ^w^ bwought x3 those drugs? -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, >_> ay. ;;w;; Hewe uWu they awe, ÚwÚ madam. -UwU [Pwesenting :3 a ;;w;; box] -But I uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, ^-^ without x3 offence- -UwU My ;;w;; conscience >_< bids me ask- xDD whewefowe you ^.^ have -;;w;; Commanded >_> of me ^.^ these UwU most poisonyous >_< compounds -^w^ Which awe OwO the movers >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wanguishing >_< death, -But, >w< though swow, deadwy? -x3 QUEEN. I >_< wondew, Doctor, -Thou >w< ask'st me such :3 a :33 question. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot >_< been -x3 Thy pupiw UwU wong? xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ weawn'd me how -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make perfumes? distil? UwU pwesewve? ^-^ yea, OwO so -:33 That ^-^ ouw gweat ;;w;; king ^-^ himsewf doth ^w^ woo me ^w^ oft ->_< Fow my ^-^ confections? Having ;;w;; thus :3 faw pwoceeded- ->_< Unwess :3 thou think'st me devilish- :3 is't ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet -:33 That I >_> did amplify my ÚwÚ judgment in -Other ^-^ concwusions? I uWu wiww twy OwO the fowces -x3 Of ^.^ these >w< thy >_< compounds uWu on such cweatuwes as -We ;;w;; count ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the ;;w;; hanging- uWu but UwU nyonye human- -ÚwÚ To twy OwO the vigouw >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and OwO appwy -Awwayments ^-^ to theiw ^-^ act, ÚwÚ and uWu by them x3 gathew -Their uWu sevewaw viwtues ÚwÚ and effects. -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. Your Highness -:33 Shaww ^-^ fwom :3 this practice uWu but ^-^ make ^-^ hawd >_> youw >_> heawt; -UwU Besides, OwO the >_< seeing ^.^ these effects uWu wiww >w< be -Both noisome ÚwÚ and uWu infectious. -x3 QUEEN. :33 O, ^.^ content thee. - -x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO - -^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a :3 fwattewing :33 wascaw; x3 upon him -uWu Wiww I ^.^ fiwst OwO wowk. >w< He's uWu fow his :3 mastew, -An enemy ^-^ to my son.- OwO How nyow, x3 Pisanyio! -Doctor, >_> youw service uWu fow :3 this UwU time :3 is uWu ended; -;;w;; Take >_> youw >_> own way. -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I ^-^ do :3 suspect you, ^.^ madam; -But you uWu shaww ^-^ do nyo hawm. -x3 QUEEN. uWu [To PISANIO] UwU Hawk ^.^ thee, :3 a :33 wowd. -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 hew. She doth ÚwÚ think ^.^ she >_> has -Strange ling'ring ^.^ poisons. I ^-^ do xDD knyow xDD hew ^.^ spiwit, -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust ^-^ onye >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; mawice with -OwO A ÚwÚ dwug >_> of such :33 damn'd ^.^ nyatuwe. Those ^.^ she >_> has -uWu Wiww ;;w;; stupefy ÚwÚ and :33 duww OwO the :33 sense uWu awhiwe, -^w^ Which ^.^ fiwst UwU pewchance she'll ^w^ pwuv uWu on :33 cats ÚwÚ and UwU dogs, -;;w;; Then aftewwawd OwO up higher; uWu but there :3 is -:3 Nyo danger in what show >_> of death ^.^ it ^-^ makes, -Mowe than OwO the :3 wocking OwO up OwO the uWu spiwits :3 a UwU time, -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ mowe fresh, ^.^ weviving. She :3 is fool'd -x3 With :3 a UwU most false xDD effect; ÚwÚ and I OwO the twuew -^w^ So ^-^ to >w< be false with :3 hew. -x3 QUEEN. :3 Nyo further UwU sewvice, Doctor, -^.^ Untiw I ^-^ send uWu fow thee. -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. I humbly UwU take my weave. Exit -x3 QUEEN. ^w^ Weeps ^.^ she stiww, xDD say'st thou? Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think in UwU time -She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot quench, ÚwÚ and let instwuctions ÚwÚ entew -:3 Whewe ^.^ fowwy :3 nyow OwO possesses? Do :3 thou OwO wowk. -When :3 thou ^-^ shawt bwing me >_> wowd ^.^ she loves my UwU son, -I'll tell ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the x3 instant :3 thou art then -UwU As gweat as :3 is >w< thy master; greater, uWu fow -His :3 fowtunyes >w< aww lie ÚwÚ speechwess, ÚwÚ and his name -^-^ Is at last >_< gasp. Wetuwn ^.^ he :33 cannyot, :3 nyow -^-^ Continyue xDD whewe ^.^ he is. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shift his being -^-^ Is ^-^ to exchange ^-^ onye >w< misewy with another, -And every :3 day UwU that comes comes comes ^-^ to -OwO A UwU day's wowk in >_> him. What ^-^ shawt :3 thou OwO expect -ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU dependew uWu on :3 a xDD thing UwU that x3 weans, -OwO Who cannyot >w< be OwO nyew OwO buiwt, :3 nyow >_> has nyo fwiends -^w^ So >w< much as uWu but ^-^ to prop OwO him? -UwU [The ÚwÚ QUEEN ^.^ dwops OwO the :3 box. OwO PISANyIO ^-^ takes ^.^ it :3 up] -Thou ^-^ tak'st OwO up -Thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot what; uWu but UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy xDD wabouw. -^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD thing I made, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO the UwU King -^.^ Five xDD times xDD wedeem'd ^-^ fwom :33 death. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow -What :3 is ^-^ mowe cordial. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take xDD it; -^w^ It :3 is OwO an eawnyest >_> of :3 a further good -:33 That I UwU mean ^-^ to thee. >_> Teww >w< thy ^w^ mistwess how -The UwU case ^-^ stands with UwU hew; do't as ^-^ fwom thysewf. -:33 Think what :3 a uWu chance :3 thou OwO changest OwO on; uWu but ÚwÚ think -Thou x3 hast >w< thy ^w^ mistwess still; ^-^ to xDD boot, my UwU son, -OwO Who uWu shaww UwU take nyotice >_> of thee. I'll move OwO the UwU King -ÚwÚ To ^-^ any ^-^ shape >_> of >w< thy >_> pwefewment, such -UwU As x3 thou'wt desire; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ mysewf, I ^w^ chiefwy, -:33 That xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu on ^-^ to :3 this :33 desewt, x3 am bound -ÚwÚ To woad >w< thy merit ^w^ wichwy. ^-^ Caww my >w< women. -:33 Think uWu on my wowds. Exit OwO PISANyIO -OwO A >_> swy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; constant >_< knyave, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu shak'd; OwO the uWu agent uWu fow his :3 mastew, -And OwO the >w< wemembwancew >_> of xDD hew ^-^ to howd -The :3 hand-fast ^-^ to xDD hew :33 wowd. I ^.^ have >w< given him UwU that ->w< Which, ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU take, uWu shaww ^-^ quite ÚwÚ unpeopwe xDD hew -x3 Of ^.^ weigews uWu fow xDD hew >w< sweet; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which ^.^ she aftew, -Except ^.^ she ^-^ bend xDD hew humouw, uWu shaww >w< be assur'd -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ taste >_> of ^w^ too. - -;;w;; We-entew OwO PISANyIO ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES - -UwU So, ÚwÚ so. ^.^ Weww >_< donye, ;;w;; weww >w< donye. -The ^w^ viowets, >_> cowswips, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU pwimwoses, -Beaw ^-^ to my ^w^ cwoset. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, ;;w;; Pisanyio; -:33 Think uWu on my wowds. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES -PISANIO. And uWu shaww do. -But when ^-^ to my good lord I ^w^ pwuv untwue -I'll uWu choke ^-^ mysewf- :33 thewe's >w< aww I'll ^-^ do uWu fow you. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -x3 Bwitain. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN :3 awonye - -^-^ IMOGEN. OwO A fathew x3 cwuew ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 step-dame ^-^ fawse; -OwO A foowish OwO suitow ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ wedded wady -:33 That ;;w;; hath xDD hew xDD husband banyish'd. :33 O, UwU that ^w^ husband! -UwU My uWu supweme :3 cwown >_> of grief! ÚwÚ and x3 those >_< wepeated -Vexations >_> of ^.^ it! Had I >_< been >w< thief-stow'n, -UwU As my two bwothews, OwO happy! uWu but UwU most xDD misewabwe -^-^ Is OwO the desiwe that's x3 gwowious. Blessed >w< be ^-^ those, -OwO How UwU mean soe'er, UwU that ^.^ have theiw >w< honyest wills, -^w^ Which >_< seasons uWu comfowt. OwO Who ^-^ may :3 this x3 be? >_< Fie! - -x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO ÚwÚ and uWu IACHIMO - -PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_> Wome -x3 Comes ^-^ fwom my lord with ^-^ wettews. -^-^ IACHIMO. Change you, OwO madam? -The >w< wowthy :3 Weonyatus :3 is in >w< safety, -And >_> gweets >_> youw Highness uWu deawwy. [Presents :3 a letter] -^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Thanks, good sir. -^w^ You'we kindwy welcome. -^-^ IACHIMO. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Aww >_> of xDD hew UwU that :3 is >_< out >_> of xDD doow UwU most ;;w;; wich! ->w< If ^.^ she >w< be furnish'd with :3 a :33 mind OwO so wawe, -She :3 is :3 awonye th' Arabian bird, ÚwÚ and I ->_< Have lost OwO the ^w^ wagew. Boldness >w< be my x3 fwiend! -x3 Awm uWu me, audacity, ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot! -Or, >_< wike OwO the Parthian, I uWu shaww fwying ÚwÚ fight; -x3 Wathew, :33 diwectwy uWu fwy. -^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Weads] :33 'He :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the nyobwest nyote, ^-^ to uWu whose -kindnyesses I x3 am UwU most infinitely uWu tied. OwO Wefwect x3 upon him -UwU accowdingwy, as you >_< vawue >_> youw uWu twust. WEONyATUS.' - -^w^ So :3 faw I ;;w;; wead aloud; -But x3 even OwO the vewy middwe >_> of my OwO heawt -^-^ Is wawm'd uWu by th' west ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes ^.^ it thankfuwwy. -You awe as welcome, >w< wowthy ;;w;; siw, as I ->_< Have uWu wowds ^-^ to ;;w;; bid OwO you; ÚwÚ and uWu shaww find ^.^ it OwO so -UwU In >w< aww UwU that I can do. -^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ Thanks, ÚwÚ faiwest >_< wady. ->_> What, awe x3 men >_> mad? ;;w;; Hath ^-^ nyatuwe >w< given them eyes -ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this xDD vauwted OwO awch ÚwÚ and OwO the rich ^.^ cwop -x3 Of ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, ;;w;; which can >_< distinguish :33 'twixt -The :33 fiewy ^-^ owbs :33 abuv ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ twinn'd >w< stonyes -:3 Upon OwO the :3 nyumbew'd ^.^ beach, ÚwÚ and can ^-^ we ^.^ nyot -Partition ^-^ make with >w< spectacwes OwO so pwecious -'Twixt fair ÚwÚ and x3 fouw? -^-^ IMOGEN. What makes >_> youw OwO admiwation? -^-^ IACHIMO. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be >w< i' th' eye, uWu fow apes ÚwÚ and UwU monkeys, -'Twixt two such shes, would chatter :3 this uWu way ÚwÚ and -Contemn with :33 mows OwO the other; :3 nyow >w< i' th' judgment, ->_< Fow :3 idiots in :3 this UwU case >_> of :3 favouw would -Be wisewy >w< definyite; :3 nyow >w< i' th' OwO appetite; -^.^ Swuttewy, ^-^ to such nyeat :33 excewwence xDD oppos'd, -;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ make desiwe >_> vomit emptiness, -:3 Nyot OwO so >_< awwuw'd ^-^ to ;;w;; feed. -^-^ IMOGEN. What :3 is OwO the matter, >_< twow? -^-^ IACHIMO. The xDD cwoyed wiww- -:33 That satiate ÚwÚ yet uWu unsatisfied desiwe, UwU that :33 tub -Both fill'd ÚwÚ and running- ravening ^.^ fiwst OwO the ^w^ wamb, -Longs aftew uWu fow OwO the garbage. -^-^ IMOGEN. >_> What, dear ;;w;; siw, -ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ waps you? uWu Awe you uWu weww? -^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ Thanks, ^.^ madam; weww.- ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, -:3 Desiwe my ÚwÚ man's abode xDD whewe I >_> did xDD weave >_> him. ->w< He's ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and >_> peevish. -PISANIO. I ÚwÚ was going, ;;w;; siw, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give him welcome. Exit -^-^ IMOGEN. >_< Continyues ;;w;; weww my UwU wowd? His OwO heawth uWu beseech you? -^-^ IACHIMO. Weww, ÚwÚ madam. -^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ Is ^.^ he dispos'd ^-^ to miwth? I >w< hope ^.^ he is. -^-^ IACHIMO. Exceeding ^-^ pweasant; UwU nyonye :3 a ^w^ stwangew there -^w^ So >_> mewwy ÚwÚ and OwO so gamesome. ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD caww'd -The Britain >w< wevewwew. -^-^ IMOGEN. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was here -ÚwÚ He >_> did :33 incwinye ^-^ to uWu sadnyess, ÚwÚ and OwO oft-times -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing >w< why. -^-^ IACHIMO. I never ^-^ saw him :33 sad. -Thewe :3 is :3 a uWu Fwenchman his ^w^ companyion, ^-^ onye -An ^-^ eminyent :33 monsieuw UwU that, ^.^ it seems, >w< much loves -OwO A ^w^ Gawwian UwU giww at UwU home. ÚwÚ He furnaces -The OwO thick sighs ^-^ fwom him; whiwes OwO the ;;w;; jowwy Bwiton- -Your lord, I ^w^ mean- laughs :3 fwom's free lungs, x3 cwies 'O, -^w^ Can my ^-^ sides >_< howd, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 man- ^-^ who knows -By history, report, ^w^ ow his >_> own proof, -What ^-^ woman ;;w;; is, ^-^ yea, what ^.^ she cannyot OwO choose -But >w< must be- will's free ^w^ houws ^w^ wanguish uWu fow -uWu Assuwed UwU bondage?' -^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Wiww my lord uWu say so? -^-^ IACHIMO. >w< Ay, UwU madam, with his eyes in flood with ^-^ waughtew. -^w^ It :3 is :3 a x3 wecweation ^-^ to >w< be uWu by -And hear him xDD mock OwO the >_> Fwenchman. But uWu heavens xDD knyow -uWu Some x3 men awe >w< much ^-^ to blame. -^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Nyot >_< he, I :33 hope. -^-^ IACHIMO. :3 Nyot xDD he; uWu but ÚwÚ yet >_< heaven's bounty towards him UwU might -Be :33 us'd ^-^ mowe thankfuwwy. UwU In himself, 'tis :33 much; -UwU In you, ;;w;; which I >_< account his, uWu beyond >w< aww talents. ->w< Whiwst I x3 am bound ^-^ to >_< wondew, I x3 am bound -ÚwÚ To ^-^ pity ^w^ too. -^-^ IMOGEN. What ^-^ do you pity, sir? -^-^ IACHIMO. >w< Two cweatuwes ^w^ heawtiwy. -^-^ IMOGEN. OwO Am I one, sir? -You ÚwÚ wook uWu on :3 me: what :3 wweck discewn you in me -:33 Desewves >_> youw ^.^ pity? -^-^ IACHIMO. Lamentable! >_> What, -ÚwÚ To hide me ^-^ fwom OwO the radiant >_< sun ÚwÚ and xDD sowace -uWu I' th' uWu dungeon uWu by :3 a snuff? -^-^ IMOGEN. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, -^w^ Dewivew with ^-^ mowe ^-^ opennyess >_> youw ^-^ answews -ÚwÚ To my >_> demands. UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ pity x3 me? -^-^ IACHIMO. :33 That ÚwÚ othews uWu do, -I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, enjoy youw- But -^w^ It :3 is OwO an >w< office >_> of OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to x3 venge it, -:3 Nyot >_< minye ^-^ to speak on't. -^-^ IMOGEN. You ^-^ do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD knyow -OwO Something >_> of uWu me, ^w^ ow what UwU concewns me; pray :3 you- -x3 Since ^-^ doubting >w< things >w< go i-iww >_< often hurts ^-^ mowe ->w< Than ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ suwe uWu they do; uWu fow >_< cewtainties -x3 Eithew awe ÚwÚ past remedies, ;;w;; ow, UwU timewy ;;w;; knyowing, -The ^.^ wemedy then uWu bown- ÚwÚ discuvw ^-^ to me -What uWu both you xDD spuw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stop. -^-^ IACHIMO. Had I :3 this ^-^ cheek -ÚwÚ To bathe my lips ^w^ upon; :3 this ;;w;; hand, uWu whose touch, -uWu Whose every touch, would x3 fowce OwO the ^w^ feewew's ^w^ souw -ÚwÚ To th' OwO oath >_> of >_> woyawty; :3 this object, ;;w;; which -Takes pwisonyew OwO the wiwd motion >_> of >_< minye eye, -xDD Fixing ^.^ it only xDD hewe; shouwd OwO I, :33 damn'd then, -Swavew with lips as ^w^ common as OwO the ;;w;; staiws -:33 That x3 mount OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; >_> join :33 gwipes with ^.^ hands -^w^ Made ^-^ hawd with houwwy xDD fawsehood- :3 fawsehood as -x3 With ^-^ wabouw; then by-peeping in OwO an eye -xDD Base ÚwÚ and OwO iwwustwious as OwO the :33 smoky ^.^ wight -^.^ That's ^-^ fed with uWu stinking :33 tawwow- ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 fit -:33 That >w< aww OwO the pwagues >_> of heww shouwd at ^-^ onye UwU time -Encounter such uWu wevowt. -^-^ IMOGEN. UwU My lord, I feaw, -xDD Has ;;w;; fowgot x3 Bwitain. -^-^ IACHIMO. And :3 himsewf. :3 Nyot I ->_< Incwin'd ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; intewwigence OwO pwonyounce -The beggary >_> of his ÚwÚ change; uWu but 'tis >_> youw gwaces -:33 That ^-^ fwom my :33 mutest ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to my :33 tongue -Chawms :3 this wepowt >_< out. -^-^ IMOGEN. >_> Wet me hear nyo more. -^-^ IACHIMO. :3 O ;;w;; deawest >_> souw, >_> youw cause doth strike my OwO heawt -x3 With ^-^ pity UwU that doth ^-^ make me ÚwÚ sick! OwO A wady -^w^ So :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and :3 fasten'd ^-^ to OwO an UwU empewy, -Wouwd ^-^ make OwO the >w< gweat'st ;;w;; king >_> doubwe, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ pawtnyew'd -x3 With >w< tomboys hiw'd with UwU that uWu sewf exhibition -^w^ Which >_> youw >_> own OwO coffews :3 yiewd! with OwO diseas'd ventures -:33 That xDD pway with >w< aww >_< infiwmities uWu fow gold -^w^ Which wottennyess can lend ^-^ nyatuwe! such boiw'd stuff -UwU As ;;w;; weww UwU might :3 poison poison! Be ÚwÚ weveng'd; -Ow ^.^ she UwU that ^-^ bowe you ÚwÚ was nyo queen, ÚwÚ and you -UwU Wecoiw ^-^ fwom >_> youw gweat :33 stock. -^-^ IMOGEN. Reveng'd? -OwO How shouwd I >w< be ÚwÚ weveng'd? >w< If :3 this >w< be uWu twue- -UwU As I ^.^ have such :3 a OwO heawt UwU that uWu both >_< minye ears -Must ^.^ nyot in haste abuse- ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be true, -OwO How shouwd I >w< be ÚwÚ weveng'd? -^-^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ he ^-^ make me -Live >_< wike >_> Dianya's pwiest ;;w;; betwixt x3 cowd sheets, -ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ he :3 is UwU vauwting UwU vawiabwe ^w^ wamps, -UwU In >_> youw >_> despite, x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ puwse? ^w^ Wevenge it. -I dedicate ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ sweet pweasuwe, -Mowe x3 nyobwe than UwU that xDD wunyagate ^-^ to >_> youw :33 bed, -And uWu wiww continue fast ^-^ to >_> youw affection, -OwO Stiww :33 cwose as sure. -^-^ IMOGEN. What ^w^ ho, x3 Pisanyio! -^-^ IACHIMO. >_> Wet me my service >w< tendew uWu on >_> youw lips. -^-^ IMOGEN. xDD Away! I ^-^ do condemn >_< minye ears UwU that ^.^ have -^w^ So wong attended thee. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt xDD honyouwabwe, -Thou wouldst ^.^ have told :3 this xDD tawe uWu fow uWu viwtue, ^.^ nyot ->_< Fow such OwO an ^-^ end :3 thou ^.^ seek'st, as base as :33 stwange. -Thou UwU wwong'st :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ who :3 is as :3 faw -From >w< thy wepowt as :3 thou ^-^ fwom >_> honyouw; ÚwÚ and -Sowicits here :3 a wady UwU that uWu disdains -ÚwÚ Thee ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ deviw awike.- What ^w^ ho, Pisanio!- -The UwU King my fathew uWu shaww >w< be :3 made acquainted -x3 Of >w< thy assauwt. >w< If ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 fit -OwO A ;;w;; saucy ^w^ stwangew in his couwt ^-^ to mawt -UwU As in :3 a Womish UwU stew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu expound -His >_> beastwy :33 mind ^-^ to >w< us, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a couwt -ÚwÚ He wittwe >_> cawes for, ÚwÚ and :3 a daughter ^-^ who -ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyot respects at xDD aww.- What ^w^ ho, x3 Pisanyio! -^-^ IACHIMO. :3 O x3 happy Weonyatus! I ^-^ may uWu say -The ÚwÚ cwedit UwU that >w< thy wady ;;w;; hath >_> of ÚwÚ thee -:33 Desewves >w< thy twust, ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU most pewfect xDD goodnyess -Her assur'd credit. Blessed live you long, -OwO A wady ^-^ to OwO the wowthiest x3 siw UwU that >w< evew ->_< Countwy xDD caww'd his! ÚwÚ and you his mistress, only ->_< Fow OwO the UwU most wowthiest fit! >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. -I ^.^ have xDD spoke :3 this ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ if >_> youw uWu affiance -Were >_< deepwy rooted, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^-^ make >_> youw lord -:33 That ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 is OwO nyew o'er; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ onye -The >w< twuest >_> mannyew'd, such :3 a holy :3 witch -:33 That ^.^ he >w< enchants :33 societies OwO into ^w^ him, -Hawf >w< aww xDD men's hearts awe ^-^ his. -^-^ IMOGEN. You ^-^ make :3 amends. -^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ He OwO sits 'mongst x3 men >_< wike :3 a descended :3 god: -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< kind >_> of uWu honyouw ^w^ sets him >_> of -Mowe than :3 a x3 mowtaw >_> seeming. Be ^.^ nyot :33 angwy, -uWu Most :3 mighty uWu Pwincess, UwU that I ^.^ have :33 adventuw'd -ÚwÚ To twy >_> youw ^-^ taking >_> of :3 a false report, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath -Honour'd with >_> confiwmation >_> youw gweat ÚwÚ judgment -UwU In OwO the >w< ewection >_> of :3 a x3 siw OwO so wawe, -^w^ Which you xDD knyow cannyot UwU eww. The love I bear him -^w^ Made me ^-^ to fan you ;;w;; thus; uWu but OwO the UwU gods :3 made you, -Unlike >w< aww >w< othews, xDD chaffwess. ;;w;; Pway >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. -^-^ IMOGEN. x3 Aww's well, siw; UwU take my ^.^ pow'w >w< i' th' couwt uWu fow ^w^ youws. -^-^ IACHIMO. UwU My humbwe :33 thanks. I xDD had ^w^ awmost ;;w;; fowgot -^.^ T' entweat >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu but in :3 a small UwU wequest, -And ÚwÚ yet >_> of ;;w;; moment UwU too, uWu fow ^.^ it UwU concewns -Your ^w^ wowd; ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 nyobwe fwiends -uWu Awe ^.^ pawtnyews in OwO the :33 businyess. -^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Pway what is't? -^-^ IACHIMO. uWu Some ;;w;; dozen Womans >_> of >w< us, ÚwÚ and >_> youw wowd- -The :33 best feathew >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wing- ^.^ have mingwed ÚwÚ sums -ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent uWu fow OwO the Empewow; -^w^ Which OwO I, OwO the uWu factow uWu fow OwO the rest, ^.^ have x3 donye -UwU In OwO Fwance. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ pwate >_> of x3 wawe OwO device, ÚwÚ and jewews -x3 Of rich ÚwÚ and UwU exquisite >_> fowm, theiw vawues OwO gweat; -And I x3 am xDD something curious, being stwange, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have them in xDD safe xDD stowage. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you -ÚwÚ To UwU take them in pwotection? -^-^ IMOGEN. Willingly; -And ^.^ pawn >_< minye uWu honyouw uWu fow theiw xDD safety. x3 Since -UwU My lord ;;w;; hath ;;w;; intewest in ;;w;; them, I uWu wiww ^-^ keep them -UwU In my uWu bedchambew. -^-^ IACHIMO. ^.^ They awe in :3 a OwO twunk, -^w^ Attended uWu by my ^-^ men. I uWu wiww ^-^ make bowd -ÚwÚ To ^-^ send them ^-^ to you only uWu fow :3 this >_< nyight; -I >w< must aboawd >w< to-mowwow. -^-^ IMOGEN. :33 O, no, nyo. -^-^ IACHIMO. x3 Yes, I :33 beseech; ^w^ ow I uWu shaww ^-^ showt my >_> wowd -By uWu wength'nying my ^w^ wetuwn. From x3 Gawwia -I ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the :33 seas uWu on OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and uWu on pwomise -ÚwÚ To UwU see >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -^-^ IMOGEN. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. -But ^.^ nyot away ;;w;; to-mowwow! -^-^ IACHIMO. :33 O, I xDD must, ÚwÚ madam. -OwO Thewefowe I uWu shaww uWu beseech you, ^-^ if you >w< pwease -ÚwÚ To gweet >_> youw lord with wwiting, do't to-nyight. -I ^.^ have x3 outstood my UwU time, ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ matewiaw -xDD 'To th' >w< tendew >_> of ^-^ ouw pwesent. -^-^ IMOGEN. I uWu wiww write. ->_> Send >_> youw twunk ^-^ to me; ^.^ it uWu shaww xDD safe >w< be ^-^ kept -And ^.^ twuwy >w< yiewded you. ^w^ You'we vewy welcome. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -x3 Bwitain. Before :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and OwO the two LORDS - -CWOTEN. >_> Was there >w< evew man xDD had such luck! When I kiss'd OwO the xDD jack, -x3 upon OwO an up-cast ^-^ to >w< be :3 hit >w< away! I xDD had :3 a ^-^ hundwed :3 pound >w< on't; ÚwÚ and -then :3 a whoreson jackanapes >w< must UwU take me OwO up uWu fow swearing, as ^-^ if I -OwO bowwowed >_< minye oaths >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and UwU might ^.^ nyot uWu spend them at my -ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -OwO FIWST LORD. What ^w^ got ^.^ he uWu by ÚwÚ that? You ^.^ have x3 bwoke his OwO pate with >_> youw ->_< boww. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If his ÚwÚ wit xDD had >_< been >_< wike him UwU that x3 bwoke it, ^.^ it -would ^.^ have run >w< aww >_< out. -CWOTEN. When :3 a ^-^ gentweman :3 is dispos'd ^-^ to sweaw, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ any -standews-by ^-^ to >_> cuwtaiw his OwO oaths. Ha? -x3 SECOND LORD. No, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ [Aside] :3 nyow ^.^ cwop OwO the ears >_> of ^.^ them. -CWOTEN. ^.^ Whoweson xDD dog! I ^w^ give him UwU satisfaction? Wouwd ^.^ he xDD had >_< been -^-^ onye >_> of my UwU wank! -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To ^.^ have UwU smeww'd >_< wike :3 a >_> foow. -CWOTEN. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 vex'd ^-^ mowe at ^w^ anything in th' xDD eawth. OwO A UwU pox on't! I -xDD had wathew ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so x3 nyobwe as I ^.^ am; uWu they dare ^.^ nyot fight with uWu me, -^.^ because >_> of OwO the Queen my mother. uWu Evewy jackslave ;;w;; hath his >_> bewwyfuw ->_> of xDD fighting, ÚwÚ and I >w< must >w< go OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down >_< wike :3 a ^.^ cock UwU that nyobody -can ^w^ match. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] You awe ^.^ cock ÚwÚ and :3 capon :33 too; ÚwÚ and you OwO cwow, -:3 cock, with >_> youw xDD comb x3 on. -CWOTEN. uWu Sayest thou? -x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 fit >_> youw ^.^ wowdship shouwd >_< undewtake every -^.^ companyion UwU that you ^w^ give OwO offence x3 to. -CWOTEN. No, I xDD knyow UwU that; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is x3 fit I shouwd commit OwO offence ^-^ to -my infewiows. -x3 SECOND LORD. >w< Ay, ^.^ it :3 is x3 fit uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :33 onwy. -CWOTEN. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I >w< say. -OwO FIWST LORD. OwO Did you hear >_> of :3 a ^w^ stwangew that's come ^-^ to couwt -x3 to-nyight? -CWOTEN. OwO A UwU stwangew, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ nyot OwO knyown on't? -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] >w< He's :3 a ÚwÚ stwange :3 fewwow himself, ÚwÚ and knows ^.^ it +:33 WUCIANyA. ÚwÚ Compwain >w< unto x3 the >w< Duke of ÚwÚ this indignity. +ADWIANyA. ^.^ Come, go; UwU I xDD wiww faww x3 pwostwate uWu at :33 his ^.^ feet, +xDD And >_< nyevew rise ÚwÚ untiw x3 my tears ÚwÚ and >_< pwayews +:3 Have ^.^ won :33 his Gwace to come uWu in ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ hithew +xDD And OwO take ^.^ pewfowce x3 my :33 husband from x3 the ÚwÚ Abbess. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ^-^ By uWu this, UwU I >_< think, x3 the OwO diaw x3 points uWu at ^.^ five; +;;w;; Anyon, >w< I'm x3 suwe, x3 the >w< Duke >_< himsewf uWu in ÚwÚ pewson +UwU Comes ÚwÚ this uWu way to x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy :3 vawe, +uWu The :33 pwace of :33 death ÚwÚ and sowwy execution, +UwU Behind x3 the UwU ditches of x3 the >_> abbey hewe. +OwO ANGEWO. >_> Upon >_> what ^w^ cause? +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ;;w;; To >_> see :3 a reverend Syracusian OwO mewchant, +Who put xDD unwuckiwy x3 into ÚwÚ this ^w^ bay +^w^ Against x3 the UwU waws ÚwÚ and x3 statutes of ÚwÚ this xDD town, +^.^ Beheaded ÚwÚ pubwicwy fow :33 his OwO offence. +OwO ANGEWO. xDD See :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_< come; ^.^ we xDD wiww behowd :33 his death. +:33 WUCIANyA. >_> Knyeew to x3 the >w< Duke >w< befowe ^.^ he pass x3 the ÚwÚ abbey. + +Entew x3 the ^w^ DUKE, ^.^ attended; AEGEON, UwU baweheaded; +with x3 the OwO HEADSMAN ÚwÚ and othew OFFICEWS + +x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Yet >_> once again :3 pwocwaim >w< it pubwicwy, +;;w;; If xDD any :33 fwiend xDD wiww x3 pay x3 the >w< sum fow :3 him, +>w< He UwU shaww nyot :3 die; UwU so much ^.^ we xDD tendew ^.^ him. +ADWIANyA. x3 Justice, UwU most uWu sacwed ;;w;; Duke, OwO against x3 the >_> Abbess! +x3 DUKE. :33 She >_> is :3 a virtuous ÚwÚ and :3 a reverend ;;w;; wady; +^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be :3 that ^.^ she hath donye uWu thee wrong. +ADWIANyA. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, Antipholus, x3 my ^.^ husband, +Who UwU I UwU made ;;w;; wowd of ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and aww UwU I xDD had +At x3 youw important >w< wettews-this :33 iww day +^-^ A UwU most :3 outwageous ;;w;; fit of ^-^ madnyess >_> took :3 him, +:33 That desp'watewy ^.^ he ^.^ huwwied ^w^ thwough x3 the stweet, +With ^.^ him :33 his :3 bondman aww >_< as ^-^ mad >_< as xDD he, +:33 Doing >_< dispweasuwe to x3 the :3 citizens +^-^ By uWu wushing uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ houses, :33 beawing thence +:33 Wings, jewews, ;;w;; anything :33 his xDD wage uWu did >_> wike. +Once uWu did UwU I get ^.^ him bound ÚwÚ and sent ^.^ him ^.^ home, +Whilst to OwO take order fow x3 the >_< wwongs UwU I OwO went, +:33 That OwO hewe ÚwÚ and there :33 his UwU fuwy xDD had :33 committed. +;;w;; Anyon, UwU I uWu wot nyot ^.^ by >_> what >w< stwong >_< escape, +>w< He broke from UwU those :3 that xDD had x3 the xDD guawd of :3 him, +xDD And with :33 his ^-^ mad x3 attendant ÚwÚ and himsewf, +x3 Each one with iwefuw ^-^ passion, with drawn swowds, +Met >_> us again x3 and, madly UwU bent on us, +Chas'd >_> us :3 away; ^w^ tiww, uWu waising of ^.^ mowe ^w^ aid, +We ^-^ came again to bind OwO them. UwU Then ;;w;; they ^w^ fwed +^.^ Into ÚwÚ this :3 abbey, :33 whithew ^.^ we >_< puwsu'd OwO them; +xDD And OwO hewe x3 the ÚwÚ Abbess x3 shuts x3 the :3 gates on us, +xDD And xDD wiww nyot suffew >_> us to :3 fetch ^.^ him ^.^ out, +x3 Nyow >_> send ^.^ him fowth :3 that ^.^ we OwO may UwU beaw ^.^ him x3 hence. +>_< Thewefowe, UwU most >_> gwacious ;;w;; Duke, with >w< thy ÚwÚ command +Let ^.^ him be ^.^ bwought fowth ÚwÚ and :3 bownye >w< hence fow ;;w;; hewp. +x3 DUKE. OwO Wong xDD since >w< thy :33 husband sewv'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my ^-^ waws, +xDD And UwU I to uWu thee x3 engag'd :3 a UwU pwince's word, +x3 When xDD thou :33 didst >_< make ^.^ him >_< mastew of >w< thy ^.^ bed, +;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ him aww x3 the xDD gwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good UwU I xDD couwd. +^w^ Go, x3 some of UwU you, :3 knyock uWu at x3 the >_> abbey >_< gate, +xDD And bid x3 the xDD Wady ÚwÚ Abbess come to uWu me, +UwU I xDD wiww determine ÚwÚ this >w< befowe UwU I stir. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. x3 O ^-^ mistwess, ^-^ mistwess, OwO shift ÚwÚ and :3 save youwsewf! +OwO My >_< mastew ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man OwO awe both broke UwU woose, +Beaten x3 the ^w^ maids a-wow ÚwÚ and bound x3 the doctor, +>_< Whose ^w^ beawd ;;w;; they uWu have OwO sing'd x3 off with >_> bwands of x3 fiwe; +xDD And ever, >_< as >w< it blaz'd, ;;w;; they OwO thwew on ^.^ him +UwU Gweat pails of ;;w;; puddwed miwe to quench x3 the >w< haiw. +OwO My >_< mastew UwU pweaches uWu patience to :3 him, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO whiwe +ÚwÚ His x3 man with ^.^ scissows xDD nyicks ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a foow; +xDD And x3 suwe, ^w^ unwess xDD you >_> send x3 some xDD pwesent hewp, +Between them ;;w;; they xDD wiww OwO kiww x3 the OwO conjuwew. +ADWIANyA. uWu Peace, foow! >w< thy >_< mastew ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man OwO awe UwU hewe, +xDD And :3 that >_> is UwU fawse xDD thou dost wepowt to >_> us. +x3 MESSENGEW. Mistwess, ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 wife, UwU I tell xDD you true; +UwU I uWu have nyot >w< bweath'd almost xDD since UwU I uWu did >_> see :3 it. +>w< He x3 cwies fow UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^w^ vows, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ can OwO take UwU you, +;;w;; To >_> scowch x3 youw >w< face, ÚwÚ and to ^w^ disfiguwe OwO you. +x3 [Cwy ;;w;; within] +Hawk, hark, UwU I hear :3 him, mistress; fly, be ÚwÚ gonye! +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Come, stand ^.^ by OwO me; feaw OwO nyothing. x3 Guawd with uWu hawbewds. +ADWIANyA. uWu Ay uWu me, >w< it >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ husband! Witness xDD you +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is :3 bownye about :33 invisibwe. +Even nyow ^.^ we ÚwÚ hous'd ^.^ him uWu in x3 the >_> abbey UwU hewe, +xDD And nyow uWu he's thewe, x3 past xDD thought of human reason. + +Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS OFEPHESUS ÚwÚ and DWOMIO OFEPHESUS + +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OFEPHESUS. x3 Justice, UwU most >_> gwacious ^-^ Duke; >_< O, gwant ;;w;; me ^.^ justice! +Even fow x3 the OwO sewvice :3 that ^-^ wong xDD since UwU I uWu did ÚwÚ thee, +x3 When UwU I ^w^ bestwid uWu thee uWu in x3 the ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and >_> took +Deep xDD scaws to :3 save >w< thy :33 wife; even fow x3 the :3 bwood +:33 That xDD then UwU I wost fow ÚwÚ thee, nyow gwant ;;w;; me justice. +>w< AEGEON. OwO Unwess x3 the feaw of :33 death xDD doth >_< make ;;w;; me ;;w;; dote, +UwU I >_> see x3 my >_< son Antipholus, ÚwÚ and :3 Dwomio. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OFEPHESUS. x3 Justice, x3 sweet >_< Pwince, OwO against :3 that OwO woman thewe! +:33 She ÚwÚ whom xDD thou >w< gav'st to ;;w;; me to be x3 my :3 wife, +:33 That hath :3 abused ÚwÚ and ^-^ dishonyouwed ;;w;; me +Even uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and height of >w< injuwy. +^.^ Beyond xDD imaginyation >_> is x3 the wrong +:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ this day hath shameless :33 thwown on x3 me. +x3 DUKE. Discover how, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt find ;;w;; me ;;w;; just. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OFEPHESUS. This ^-^ day, great ;;w;; Duke, ^.^ she shut x3 the x3 doows ;;w;; upon uWu me, +While ^.^ she with UwU hawwots feasted uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ house. +x3 DUKE. ^-^ A ;;w;; gwievous ^-^ fauwt. Say, ^w^ woman, :33 didst xDD thou so? +ADWIANyA. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. Myself, xDD he, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ sistew, +OwO To-day uWu did ÚwÚ dinye together. ^w^ So befaww x3 my :3 souw +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this >_> is UwU fawse ^.^ he burdens ;;w;; me withaw! +:33 WUCIANyA. Nye'ew OwO may UwU I wook on day nor :33 sweep on >w< nyight +OwO But ^.^ she uWu tewws to x3 youw >_> Highnyess :33 simpwe :3 twuth! +OwO ANGEWO. x3 O ;;w;; pefwuw'd OwO woman! ^-^ They OwO awe both forsworn. +^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 the ÚwÚ madman >_< justwy >_< chawgeth OwO them. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO My ^.^ wiege, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ advised >_> what UwU I say; +>_> Nyeithew disturbed with x3 the ^w^ effect of wine, +x3 Nyow heady-rash, ^.^ pwovok'd with waging :3 iwe, +Awbeit x3 my >_< wwongs ^w^ might >_< make one wiser >_> mad. +This OwO woman :3 wock'd ;;w;; me x3 out ÚwÚ this day from uWu dinnyew; +:33 That gowdsmith thewe, :3 wewe ^.^ he nyot ;;w;; pack'd with hew, +Could >_> witnyess :33 it, fow ^.^ he UwU was with ;;w;; me :33 then; +Who pawted with ;;w;; me to OwO go :3 fetch :3 a ^w^ chain, +Promising to ;;w;; bwing >w< it to x3 the ;;w;; Powpentinye, +Whewe ^.^ Bawthazaw ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu did ÚwÚ dinye together. +Our dinner :33 donye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he nyot xDD coming thithew, +UwU I OwO went to >_> seek ^.^ him. ^w^ In x3 the :3 stweet UwU I >w< met :3 him, +xDD And uWu in :33 his >_< company :3 that :3 gentweman. +>_> Thewe uWu did ÚwÚ this >w< pewjuw'd gowdsmith >_< sweaw ;;w;; me down +:33 That UwU I ÚwÚ this day of ^.^ him weceiv'd x3 the ^w^ chain, +>_< Which, ^w^ God ^.^ he ;;w;; knyows, UwU I saw x3 nyot; fow x3 the which +>w< He uWu did ;;w;; awwest ;;w;; me with >w< an officer. +UwU I uWu did OwO obey, ÚwÚ and sent x3 my peasant ^.^ home +For xDD cewtain ducats; ^.^ he with >_< nyonye ;;w;; wetuwn'd. +UwU Then ^.^ faiwwy UwU I ;;w;; bespoke x3 the officer +;;w;; To OwO go uWu in ÚwÚ pewson with ;;w;; me to x3 my ÚwÚ house. +^-^ By x3 th' uWu way ^.^ we >w< met x3 my :3 wife, her ^-^ sistew, ÚwÚ and :3 a rabble ^.^ mowe +Of ^-^ viwe confedewates. ;;w;; Awong with them +^-^ They ^.^ bwought one UwU Pinch, :3 a hungwy lean-fac'd villain, +^-^ A mere anyatomy, :3 a >_< mountebank, +^-^ A threadbare uWu juggwew, ÚwÚ and :3 a fortune-teller, +^-^ A >_> nyeedy, ;;w;; howwow-ey'd, shawp-wooking :3 wwetch, +^-^ A UwU wiving >_< dead man. This pewnyicious :33 swave, +Forsooth, >_> took on ^.^ him >_< as :3 a conjuwew, +xDD And >_< gazing uWu in >_< minye ^w^ eyes, :33 feewing x3 my puwse, +xDD And with nyo >w< face, >_< as :33 'twewe, ^w^ outfacing uWu me, +>w< Cwies x3 out UwU I UwU was ^.^ possess'd. UwU Then aww togethew +^-^ They UwU feww ;;w;; upon uWu me, bound uWu me, bore ;;w;; me thence, +xDD And uWu in :3 a dark ÚwÚ and ^-^ dankish >_< vauwt uWu at ^.^ home +>_> Thewe left ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ man, both bound together; +:3 Tiww, :3 gnyawing with x3 my teeth x3 my xDD bonds uWu in sundew, +UwU I x3 gain'd x3 my ^w^ fweedom, ÚwÚ and immediatewy +Wan ÚwÚ hithew to x3 youw Grace; ÚwÚ whom UwU I :33 beseech +;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me uWu ampwe >_< satisfaction +For these >_> deep UwU shames ÚwÚ and great indignyities. +OwO ANGEWO. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu in truth, OwO thus uWu faw UwU I >_> witnyess with :3 him, +:33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ din'd nyot uWu at ^.^ home, >_> but UwU was :3 wock'd OwO out. +x3 DUKE. OwO But xDD had ^.^ he xDD such :3 a uWu chain of ÚwÚ thee, ow no? +OwO ANGEWO. >w< He :33 had, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he wan uWu in UwU hewe, +;;w;; These OwO peopwe saw x3 the uWu chain about :33 his ;;w;; nyeck. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. :33 Besides, UwU I xDD wiww be sworn these OwO eaws of >_< minye +^-^ Heawd xDD you x3 confess xDD you xDD had x3 the uWu chain of :3 him, +>w< Aftew xDD you xDD fiwst fowswowe >w< it on x3 the ^.^ mawt; +xDD And thereupon UwU I >w< dwew x3 my xDD swowd on UwU you, +xDD And xDD then xDD you ^w^ fwed x3 into ÚwÚ this >_> abbey UwU hewe, +Fwom OwO whence, UwU I >_< think, xDD you OwO awe come ^.^ by miracle. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I >_< nyevew ^-^ came within these >_> abbey walls, +x3 Nyow OwO evew :33 didst xDD thou dwaw >w< thy xDD swowd on OwO me; +UwU I >_< nyevew saw x3 the ^w^ chain, UwU so OwO hewp ;;w;; me >_< Heaven! +xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is UwU fawse xDD you buwden ;;w;; me uWu withaw. +x3 DUKE. Why, >_> what >w< an ;;w;; intwicate x3 impeach >_> is x3 this! +UwU I think xDD you aww uWu have UwU dwunk of >w< Ciwce's >_> cup. +;;w;; If OwO hewe xDD you ÚwÚ hous'd :3 him, OwO hewe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD been; +;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe mad, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot pwead UwU so ^.^ cowdwy. +>_> You >_> say ^.^ he ÚwÚ din'd uWu at home: x3 the gowdsmith OwO hewe +>w< Denyies :3 that saying. Siwwah, >_> what >_> say you? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU Siw, ^.^ he ÚwÚ din'd with her thewe, uWu at x3 the ;;w;; Powpentinye. +COUWTEZAN. >w< He ^.^ did; ÚwÚ and from x3 my finger ^-^ snyatch'd :3 that wing. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. 'Tis ^-^ twue, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; ÚwÚ this OwO wing UwU I xDD had of her. +x3 DUKE. x3 Saw'st xDD thou ^.^ him enter uWu at x3 the >_> abbey hewe? +COUWTEZAN. ;;w;; As x3 suwe, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_< as UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +x3 DUKE. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 stwange. Go caww x3 the ÚwÚ Abbess hithew. +UwU I think xDD you OwO awe aww mated ow x3 stawk >_> mad. +;;w;; w< AEGEON. :3 Most ^-^ mighty ;;w;; Duke, x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me speak :3 a wowd: +Haply UwU I >_> see :3 a :33 fwiend xDD wiww :3 save x3 my >w< wife +xDD And x3 pay x3 the >w< sum :3 that OwO may ÚwÚ dewivew x3 me. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Speak freely, Syracusian, >_> what xDD thou wilt. +>w< AEGEON. Is nyot x3 youw :33 nyame, ^w^ siw, ^w^ caww'd ÚwÚ Antiphowus? +xDD And >_> is nyot :3 that x3 youw :3 bondman Dromio? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO Within ÚwÚ this >_> houw UwU I UwU was :33 his ÚwÚ bondman, ^w^ siw, +OwO But xDD he, UwU I >_> thank :3 him, gnyaw'd uWu in >w< two x3 my cowds +Now ^w^ am UwU I Dromio ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man uWu unbound. +>w< AEGEON. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you both of xDD you remember x3 me. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Ourselves ^.^ we UwU do UwU wemembew, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by uWu you; +For :3 watewy ^.^ we :3 wewe bound >_< as xDD you OwO awe now. +>_> You OwO awe nyot UwU Pinch's *giggles shyly* patient, OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? +>w< AEGEON. Why wook xDD you ;;w;; stwange on me? >_> You ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me well. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I >_< nyevew saw xDD you uWu in x3 my >w< wife >w< tiww now. +>w< AEGEON. :3 O! grief hath chang'd ;;w;; me xDD since xDD you saw ;;w;; me last; +xDD And careful >_> houws with ÚwÚ time's >_< defowmed uWu hand +:3 Have ÚwÚ wwitten ;;w;; stwange ^.^ defeatuwes uWu in x3 my ;;w;; face. +OwO But tell ;;w;; me ^w^ yet, dost xDD thou nyot ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 voice? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyeithew. +>w< AEGEON. ^w^ Dwomio, nor thou? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. :3 Nyo, :33 twust uWu me, ^w^ siw, nor ^.^ I. +>w< AEGEON. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD thou >_> dost. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Ay, ^w^ siw, >_> but UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU I UwU do x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and +^-^ whatsoevew :3 a x3 man denies, xDD you OwO awe nyow bound to ^-^ bewieve ^.^ him. +>w< AEGEON. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ knyow x3 my ^.^ voice! x3 O ÚwÚ time's OwO extwemity, +Hast xDD thou UwU so >_< cwack'd ÚwÚ and xDD spwitted x3 my poor >_> tongue +^w^ In ÚwÚ seven showt years :3 that OwO hewe x3 my >w< onwy >_< son +xDD Knyows nyot x3 my feebwe OwO key of ^w^ untun'd cares? +;;w;; Though nyow ÚwÚ this ^-^ gwainyed OwO face of >_< minye be >_< hid +^w^ In ÚwÚ sap-consuming winter's ^-^ dwizzwed ;;w;; snyow, +xDD And aww x3 the ;;w;; conduits of x3 my :3 bwood >w< fwoze up, +ÚwÚ Yet hath x3 my >w< nyight of >w< wife x3 some xDD memowy, +OwO My :3 wasting >w< wamps x3 some >_> fading gwimmew uWu weft, +OwO My dull deaf OwO eaws :3 a xDD wittwe use to :3 heaw; +All these ;;w;; owd witnyesses-I ;;w;; cannyot >_< eww- +Teww ;;w;; me xDD thou awt x3 my >_< son OwO Antiphowus. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I >_< nyevew saw x3 my >w< fathew uWu in x3 my life. +>w< AEGEON. OwO But ÚwÚ seven years since, uWu in ^w^ Sywacuse, ^-^ boy, +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st ^.^ we parted; >_> but :3 pewhaps, x3 my x3 son, +^.^ Thou sham'st to :3 acknyowwedge ;;w;; me uWu in OwO misewy. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. uWu The >w< Duke ÚwÚ and aww :3 that ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me uWu in +x3 the UwU city UwU Can >_> witnyess with ;;w;; me :3 that >w< it >_> is nyot so: +UwU I ^w^ nye'ew saw :33 Sywacuse uWu in x3 my life. +x3 DUKE. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, Syracusian, ÚwÚ twenty years +:3 Have UwU I :33 been patron to Antipholus, +^w^ Duwing which time ^.^ he ^w^ nye'ew saw Syracuse. +UwU I >_> see >w< thy age ÚwÚ and >_> dangews >_< make uWu thee ;;w;; dote. + +^.^ We-entew x3 the ;;w;; ABBESS, with :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE + +ABBESS. :3 Most ^-^ mighty ;;w;; Duke, behowd :3 a x3 man much >_> wwong'd. +>w< [Aww gathew to >_> see ÚwÚ them] +ADWIANyA. UwU I >_> see >w< two uWu husbands, ow >_< minye eyes >w< deceive x3 me. +x3 DUKE. x3 Onye of these ;;w;; men >_> is ^w^ genyius to x3 the >w< othew; +xDD And UwU so of :3 these. >_< Which >_> is x3 the natural ^w^ man, +xDD And which x3 the spiwit? Who >_< deciphews them? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. I, ^w^ siw, ^w^ am UwU Dwomio; ÚwÚ command ^.^ him xDD away. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. I, UwU Siw, ^w^ am UwU Dwomio; pray wet ;;w;; me >_< stay. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU Aegeon, awt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? ow >_> ewse :33 his +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< O, x3 my ;;w;; owd x3 mastew! who hath bound +ABBESS. ÚwÚ Whoevew bound :3 him, UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; woose :33 his bonds, +xDD And ^.^ gain :3 a :33 husband ^.^ by :33 his OwO wibewty. +ÚwÚ Speak, ;;w;; owd UwU Aegeon, >_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st x3 the x3 man +:33 That >w< hadst :3 a >w< wife >_> once ^w^ caww'd Aemiwia, +:33 That bore uWu thee uWu at :3 a buwden >w< two >w< faiw >w< sons. +>_< O, >_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st x3 the same UwU Aegeon, :3 speak, +xDD And speak >w< unto x3 the same uWu Aemiwia! +>w< AEGEON. ;;w;; If UwU I dweam >_> nyot, xDD thou awt ;;w;; Aemiwia. +;;w;; If xDD thou awt uWu she, tell ;;w;; me :3 whewe >_> is :3 that >_< son +:33 That fwoated with uWu thee on x3 the uWu fataw uWu waft? +ABBESS. ^-^ By ;;w;; men of OwO Epidamnyum ^.^ he ÚwÚ and UwU I +xDD And x3 the ^-^ twin ^w^ Dwomio, aww :3 wewe :33 taken xDD up; +OwO But ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by wude fishewmen of ^.^ Cowinth +^-^ By force >_> took Dromio ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< son from ÚwÚ them, +xDD And ;;w;; me ;;w;; they left with UwU those of Epidamnyum. +>_> What xDD then ÚwÚ became of them UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; +UwU I to ÚwÚ this :3 fowtunye :3 that xDD you >_> see ;;w;; me ^.^ in. +x3 DUKE. Why, OwO hewe ÚwÚ begins :33 his mownying ^-^ stowy ÚwÚ wight. +;;w;; These >w< two uWu Antiphowus', these >w< two UwU so :3 wike, +xDD And these >w< two Dwomios, one uWu in ^w^ sembwance- +Besides her ÚwÚ uwging of her wreck uWu at ;;w;; sea- +;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the parents to these chiwdwen, +>_< Which UwU accidentawwy OwO awe >w< met together. +Antipholus, xDD thou xDD cam'st from ^.^ Cowinth uWu fiwst? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, nyot x3 I; UwU I ^-^ came from Syracuse. +x3 DUKE. Stay, stand uWu apawt; UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot which >_> is :3 which. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I ^-^ came from ^w^ Cowinth, x3 my UwU most >_> gwacious OwO wowd. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And UwU I with ^.^ him. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Bwought to ÚwÚ this :33 town ^.^ by :3 that UwU most famous wawwiow, +>w< Duke Menyaphon, x3 youw UwU most uWu wenyownyed uncle. +ADWIANyA. >_< Which of xDD you >w< two uWu did ÚwÚ dinye with ;;w;; me >w< to-day? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. I, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ mistwess. +ADWIANyA. xDD And OwO awe nyot xDD you x3 my OwO husband? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. No; UwU I >_> say x3 nyay to x3 that. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD And UwU so UwU do I, yet uWu did ^.^ she caww ;;w;; me so; +xDD And ÚwÚ this >w< faiw gentwewoman, her :3 sistew UwU hewe, +Did caww ;;w;; me ^-^ bwothew. :33 [To x3 WUCIANyA] >_> What UwU I told xDD you >w< then, +UwU I UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww uWu have leisure to >_< make good; +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be nyot :3 a dweam UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ and heaw. +OwO ANGEWO. :33 That >_> is x3 the ^w^ chain, ^w^ siw, which xDD you xDD had of x3 me. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I think >w< it be, siw; UwU I UwU deny >w< it not. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And UwU you, ^w^ siw, fow ÚwÚ this uWu chain awwested x3 me. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I think UwU I ^-^ did, siw; UwU I UwU deny >w< it not. +ADWIANyA. UwU I sent xDD you monyey, ^w^ siw, to be x3 youw >_< baiw, +^-^ By UwU Dwomio; >_> but UwU I think ^.^ he ^.^ bwought >w< it not. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. :3 Nyo, >_< nyonye ^.^ by x3 me. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. This >_< puwse of ;;w;; ducats UwU I weceiv'd from UwU you, +xDD And Dromio x3 my x3 man uWu did ;;w;; bwing them x3 me. +UwU I >_> see ^.^ we still uWu did :3 meet >_< each ;;w;; othew's ^w^ man, +xDD And UwU I UwU was >_> ta'en fow :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he fow uWu me, +xDD And thereupon these ERRORS OwO awe arose. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; These ;;w;; ducats ^.^ pawn UwU I fow x3 my >w< fathew hewe. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ It UwU shaww nyot need; >w< thy >w< fathew hath :33 his life. +COUWTEZAN. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ must uWu have :3 that >_> diamond from OwO you. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. There, OwO take uWu it; ÚwÚ and much thanks fow x3 my +ÚwÚ good cheer. +ABBESS. UwU Wenyownyed ;;w;; Duke, x3 vouchsafe to OwO take x3 the ^w^ pains +;;w;; To OwO go with >_> us x3 into x3 the >_> abbey UwU hewe, +xDD And hear uWu at large uWu discouwsed aww UwU ouw fortunes; +xDD And aww :3 that OwO awe >_> assembwed uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 pwace +:33 That ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; sympathized one day's ewwow +:3 Have ^w^ suffew'd wwong, OwO go >_< keep >_> us xDD company, +xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< make full satisfaction. +Thiwty-thwee years uWu have UwU I >_> but >_> gonye uWu in :3 twavaiw +Of UwU you, x3 my sons; ÚwÚ and >w< tiww ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent >_> houw +OwO My x3 heavy buwden ^w^ nye'ew delivered. +uWu The ;;w;; Duke, x3 my ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 chiwdwen xDD both, +xDD And xDD you x3 the UwU cawendaws of uWu theiw OwO nyativity, +Go to :3 a OwO gossips' OwO feast, ÚwÚ and OwO go with OwO me; +>w< Aftew UwU so ^-^ wong gwief, xDD such ;;w;; nyativity! +x3 DUKE. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, I'll ^.^ gossip uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 feast. +_> but :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF +:3 EPHESUS, DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, ÚwÚ and DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, UwU shaww UwU I :3 fetch x3 youw ^w^ stuff from shipboard? +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ Dwomio, >_> what ^w^ stuff of >_< minye x3 hast xDD thou ^w^ embawk'd? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Youw >_> goods :3 that uWu way uWu at >_< host, ^w^ siw, uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ Centauw. +:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >w< He xDD speaks to x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw ^.^ mastew, :3 Dwomio. +^.^ Come, OwO go with us; we'll wook to :3 that x3 anyon. +>w< Embwace >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew uWu thewe; rejoice with ^.^ him. +_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 fat :33 fwiend uWu at x3 youw xDD mastew's house, +:33 That ^.^ kitchen'd ;;w;; me fow xDD you ^w^ to-day uWu at uWu dinnyew; +:33 She nyow UwU shaww be x3 my ^-^ sistew, nyot x3 my x3 wife. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Methinks xDD you OwO awe x3 my gwass, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 my bwothew; +UwU I >_> see ^.^ by xDD you UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >_> sweet-fac'd >_< youth. +Will xDD you UwU wawk uWu in to >_> see uWu theiw ;;w;; gossiping? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Nyot I, siw; xDD you OwO awe x3 my x3 ewdew. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >w< That's :3 a OwO question; >w< how UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> twy :33 it? +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ We'ww dwaw >w< cuts fow x3 the senyiow; >w< tiww >w< then, +lead xDD thou fiwst. +DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyay, >w< then, thus: +We ^-^ came x3 into x3 the wowwd ^.^ wike ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and brother, +xDD And nyow >_> wet's OwO go uWu hand uWu in uWu hand, nyot one >w< befowe anyothew. +w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +1608 + +^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF ^.^ COWIOWANyUS + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +>_> CAIUS ^w^ MAWCIUS, afterwards >_> CAIUS >_< MAWCIUS ^.^ COWIOWANyUS + +;;w;; Genyewaws OwO against x3 the >_< Vowscians +TITUS ^w^ WAWTIUS +COMINIUS + +>_< MENyENyIUS x3 AGWIPPA, :33 fwiend to Cowiowanyus + +ÚwÚ Twibunyes of x3 the Peopwe +x3 SICINyIUS ^.^ VEWUTUS +JUNIUS BRUTUS + +:3 YOUNG ^w^ MAWCIUS, >_< son to Cowiowanyus +^-^ A WOMAN uWu HEWAWD +>w< NyICANyOW, :3 a Roman +OwO TUWWUS x3 AUFIDIUS, General of x3 the >_< Vowscians +WIEUTENyANT, to Aufidius +OwO CONSPIWATOWS, With Aufidius +ADRIAN, :3 a ;;w;; Vowscian +^-^ A :3 CITIZEN of Antium +OwO TWO ÚwÚ VOWSCIAN GUARDS + +OwO VOWUMNyIA, mothew to Cowiowanyus +>w< VIWGIWIA, >w< wife to Cowiowanyus +:33 VAWEWIA, :33 fwiend to xDD Viwgiwia +UwU GENTWEWOMAN :33 attending on xDD Viwgiwia + +Roman ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Vowscian >_< Senyatows, Patricians, :3 Aediwes, ÚwÚ Wictows, +Soldiers, uWu Citizens, Messengews, Servants to >_< Aufidius, ÚwÚ and othew +^-^ Attendants + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and x3 the neighbourhood; ;;w;; Cowiowi ÚwÚ and x3 the neighbourhood; Antium + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew :3 a >_< company of mutinyous uWu citizens, with OwO staves, :33 cwubs, ÚwÚ and othew >_< weapons + +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ we proceed xDD any further, hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Speak, >_< speak. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. YOU OwO awe aww :3 wesowv'd rather to ^-^ die than to ^.^ famish? +uWu AWW. :3 Wesowv'd, ^.^ wesowv'd. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ Fiwst, xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 Caius Marcius >_> is uWu chief ;;w;; enyemy to x3 the +^-^ peopwe. +uWu AWW. We know't, ^.^ we uWu knyow't. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Let >_> us OwO kiww :3 him, ÚwÚ and we'll uWu have corn uWu at UwU ouw UwU own +price. ^-^ Is't :3 a vewdict? +uWu AWW. No ^.^ mowe :33 tawking ^-^ on't; wet >w< it be ^-^ donye. :33 Away, away! +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 Onye word, ÚwÚ good >w< citizens. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. We OwO awe x3 accounted poor uWu citizens, x3 the :33 patwicians UwU good. +>_> What ÚwÚ authowity surfeits on ^.^ wouwd xDD wewieve us; >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd yield +>_> us >_> but x3 the supewfwuity OwO whiwe >w< it :3 wewe ÚwÚ whowesome, ^.^ we ^w^ might guess +;;w;; they relieved >_> us >_< humanyewy; >_> but ;;w;; they think ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ too deaw. uWu The +weannyess :3 that affwicts us, x3 the :33 object of UwU ouw ^-^ misewy, >_> is >_< as >w< an +>_< inventowy to OwO pawticuwawize uWu theiw >_> abundance; UwU ouw sufferance >_> is :3 a +^.^ gain to OwO them. Let >_> us xDD wevenge ÚwÚ this with UwU ouw >_< pikes ere ^.^ we :33 become +wakes; fow x3 the gods ^.^ knyow UwU I speak ÚwÚ this uWu in :33 hungew fow bread, nyot uWu in +UwU thiwst fow revenge. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Wouwd xDD you proceed especially OwO against :3 Caius :33 Mawcius? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ Against ^.^ him first; uWu he's :3 a xDD vewy dog to x3 the +commonyawty. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Consider xDD you >_> what >_< sewvices ^.^ he >_> has donye fow :33 his +country? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Very weww, ÚwÚ and couwd be :3 content to UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ good +wepowt for't >_> but :3 that ^.^ he >w< pays >_< himsewf with ^.^ being :3 pwoud. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Nyay, >_> but speak nyot maliciously. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I >_> say >w< unto UwU you, >_> what ^.^ he hath donye famously ^.^ he uWu did >w< it +to :3 that ^w^ end; ^w^ though ;;w;; soft-conscienc'd ;;w;; men ^.^ can be :3 content to >_> say >w< it +UwU was fow :33 his country, ^.^ he uWu did >w< it to uWu pwease :33 his mothew ÚwÚ and to be +;;w;; pawtwy :3 pwoud, which ^.^ he ;;w;; is, even to x3 the altitude of :33 his ÚwÚ viwtue. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> What ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD you :33 account :3 a +:33 vice uWu in ^.^ him. >_> You ^w^ must uWu in nyo uWu way >_> say ^.^ he >_> is covetous. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ must >_> nyot, UwU I >_< nyeed nyot be ^-^ bawwen of ;;w;; accusations; +^.^ he hath fauwts, with uWu suwpwus, to tire uWu in repetition. [Shouts +;;w;; within] >_> What ^w^ shouts OwO awe xDD these? uWu The othew x3 side ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU city >_> is +risen. Why xDD stay ^.^ we ;;w;; pwating hewe? ;;w;; To x3 th' xDD Capitow! +uWu AWW. ^.^ Come, x3 come. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; Soft! who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew >_< MENyENyIUS AGRIPPA + +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Wowthy ^-^ Menyenyius ^.^ Agwippa; one :3 that hath awways :3 wov'd +x3 the ^-^ peopwe. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. He's one xDD honyest >_< enyough; ^.^ wouwd aww x3 the xDD west :3 wewe so! +MENENIUS. >_> What >w< wowk's, x3 my ÚwÚ countwymen, uWu in hand? Whewe OwO go xDD you +With ^.^ bats ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwubs? uWu The ^.^ mattew? ÚwÚ Speak, UwU I pray OwO you. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Our business >_> is nyot unknown to x3 th' Senate; ;;w;; they uWu have +xDD had ^-^ inkwing ÚwÚ this fortnight >_> what ^.^ we intend to UwU do, which nyow we'll +x3 show x3 'em uWu in >_> deeds. ^-^ They >_> say poor ^-^ suitows uWu have >w< stwong :33 bweaths; +;;w;; they UwU shaww ^.^ knyow ^.^ we uWu have >w< stwong :3 awms UwU too. +MENENIUS. Why, mastews, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, >_< minye xDD honyest ÚwÚ nyeighbouws, +Will xDD you undo >w< youwsewves? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. We cannot, siw; ^.^ we OwO awe ÚwÚ undonye >_< awweady. +MENENIUS. UwU I tell UwU you, OwO fwiends, UwU most x3 chawitabwe :3 cawe +:3 Have x3 the :33 patwicians of OwO you. For x3 youw ;;w;; wants, +uWu Youw suffering uWu in ÚwÚ this deawth, xDD you OwO may >_< as weww +OwO Stwike uWu at x3 the heaven with x3 youw ÚwÚ staves >_< as lift them +^w^ Against x3 the Roman ^w^ state; x3 whose course xDD wiww on +uWu The uWu way >w< it ^-^ takes, cwacking ;;w;; ten thousand curbs +Of ^.^ mowe >w< stwong >_> wink asundew than ^.^ can OwO evew +Appear uWu in x3 youw >_< impediment. For x3 the deawth, +uWu The uWu gods, nyot x3 the UwU patwicians, >_< make :33 it, ÚwÚ and +uWu Youw knees to ÚwÚ them, nyot awms, ^w^ must ;;w;; hewp. xDD Awack, +>_> You OwO awe twanspowted ^.^ by ^-^ cawamity +Thither :3 whewe ^.^ mowe ^.^ attends uWu you; ÚwÚ and xDD you ^-^ swandew +uWu The helms ^.^ o' x3 th' state, who :3 cawe fow xDD you ^.^ wike fathers, +x3 When xDD you UwU cuwse them >_< as enemies. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Cawe fow ÚwÚ us! >_< Twue, ^w^ indeed! ^-^ They ^w^ nye'ew car'd fow >_> us +>_> yet. Suffer >_> us to xDD famish, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw stowehouses cramm'd with +grain; >_< make ;;w;; edicts fow usury, to support >_< usuwews; repeal x3 daiwy +xDD any whowesome ;;w;; act ÚwÚ estabwished OwO against x3 the rich, ÚwÚ and provide ^.^ mowe +piewcing x3 statutes x3 daiwy to uWu chain x3 up ÚwÚ and uWu westwain x3 the :3 poow. ;;w;; If x3 the +UwU waws eat >_> us nyot up, ;;w;; they :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and there's aww x3 the wuv ;;w;; they UwU beaw +>_> us. +MENENIUS. ^-^ Eithew xDD you ^w^ must +^w^ Confess youwsewves wondwous malicious, +:33 Ow be ^-^ accus'd of ^w^ fowwy. UwU I UwU shaww tell xDD you +^-^ A OwO pwetty ^-^ tawe. ^.^ It OwO may be xDD you uWu have heard uWu it; +But, xDD since >w< it sewves x3 my xDD puwpose, UwU I xDD wiww venture +;;w;; To xDD stawe't :3 a xDD wittwe more. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD Weww, I'll hear :33 it, siw; yet xDD you ^w^ must nyot think to +xDD fob x3 off UwU ouw xDD disgwace with :3 a ^-^ tawe. But, UwU an't uWu pwease UwU you, deliver. +MENENIUS. >_> Thewe UwU was :3 a time when aww x3 the body's members +^-^ Webeww'd OwO against x3 the belly; OwO thus ^-^ accus'd >w< it: +:33 That >w< onwy ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ guwf >w< it uWu did wemain +xDD I' x3 th' >w< midst ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; body, idle ÚwÚ and OwO unyactive, +UwU Stiww UwU cupboawding x3 the ;;w;; viand, >_< nyevew :33 beawing +Wike labour with x3 the rest; :3 whewe x3 th' othew instwuments +Did >_> see ÚwÚ and heaw, ^w^ devise, instruct, walk, feew, +^.^ And, OwO mutuawwy pawticipate, uWu did xDD minyistew +uWu Unto x3 the xDD appetite ÚwÚ and :3 affection ^w^ common +Of x3 the whole body. uWu The bewwy answer'd- +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, >_> what answew UwU made x3 the >w< bewwy? +MENENIUS. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU shaww tell OwO you. With :3 a uWu kind of :33 smiwe, +>_< Which ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ came from x3 the ;;w;; wungs, >_> but even ^w^ thus- +For wook UwU you, UwU I OwO may >_< make x3 the bewwy ;;w;; smiwe +;;w;; As weww >_< as speak- >w< it :3 tauntingwy replied +;;w;; To x3 th' >_> discontented >w< membews, x3 the mutinyous parts +:33 That envied :33 his receipt; even UwU so UwU most OwO fitwy +;;w;; As xDD you ;;w;; mawign UwU ouw :3 senyatows fow :3 that +^-^ They OwO awe nyot xDD such >_< as OwO you. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu Youw x3 bewwy's answer- What? +uWu The >_> kingwy ^.^ cwownyed head, x3 the UwU vigiwant >_< eye, +uWu The counsellor uWu heawt, x3 the awm UwU ouw sowdiew, +Our :3 steed x3 the ^-^ weg, x3 the >_> tongue UwU ouw >_< twumpetew, +With othew muniments ÚwÚ and petty helps +Is ÚwÚ this UwU ouw fabric, >_> if :3 that they- +MENENIUS. >_> What ^w^ then? +^-^ Fowe uWu me, ÚwÚ this fewwow speaks! >_> What ^w^ then? >_> What ^w^ then? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Should ^.^ by x3 the cormorant bewwy be ;;w;; westwain'd, +Who >_> is x3 the sink ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ body- +MENENIUS. xDD Weww, >_> what ^w^ then? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu The xDD fowmew >_< agents, >_> if ;;w;; they uWu did >_< compwain, +>_> What couwd x3 the bewwy answer? +MENENIUS. UwU I xDD wiww tell uWu you; +;;w;; If you'ww bestow :3 a ^w^ smaww- of >_> what xDD you uWu have little- +;;w;; Patience awhiwe, ^w^ you'st hear x3 the x3 bewwy's answer. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Y'awe ^-^ wong about :3 it. +MENENIUS. xDD Nyote ;;w;; me uWu this, ÚwÚ good fwiend: +uWu Youw UwU most :3 gwave bewwy UwU was uWu dewibewate, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< wash ^.^ wike :33 his ÚwÚ accusews, ÚwÚ and OwO thus answered. +'True >_> is :33 it, x3 my incorporate xDD fwiends,' quoth ^.^ he +'That UwU I receive x3 the general OwO food uWu at xDD fiwst +>_< Which xDD you UwU do ^w^ wive xDD upon; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fit >w< it ;;w;; is, +>_< Because UwU I ^w^ am x3 the stowehouse ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> shop +Of x3 the whole body. But, >_> if xDD you UwU do UwU wemembew, +UwU I >_> send >w< it ^w^ thwough x3 the rivers of x3 youw bwood, +Even to x3 the xDD couwt, x3 the uWu heawt, to x3 th' uWu seat ^.^ o' x3 th' bwain; +^.^ And, ^w^ thwough x3 the cranks ÚwÚ and ;;w;; offices of ^w^ man, +uWu The OwO stwongest nerves ÚwÚ and UwU smaww :33 infewiow >_> veins +Fwom ;;w;; me receive :3 that natural competency +Whereby ;;w;; they wive. xDD And ^w^ though :3 that aww uWu at >_> once +>_< You, x3 my ÚwÚ good fwiends'- ÚwÚ this ;;w;; says x3 the belly; mark x3 me. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ay, siw; weww, well. +MENENIUS. ^-^ 'Though aww uWu at >_> once ;;w;; cannyot +xDD See >_> what UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ dewivew x3 out to :33 each, +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^.^ can >_< make x3 my ^-^ audit up, :3 that aww +Fwom ;;w;; me UwU do back receive x3 the :3 fwouw of all, +xDD And OwO weave ;;w;; me >_> but x3 the uWu bwan.' >_> What >_> say xDD you :3 to' xDD t? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ It UwU was >w< an answer. How apply xDD you :3 this? +MENENIUS. uWu The :3 senyatows of ÚwÚ Wome OwO awe ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good bewwy, +xDD And xDD you x3 the mutinyous members; for, >_> examinye +^-^ Theiw uWu counsews ÚwÚ and uWu theiw cawes, digest ^.^ things rightly +:3 Touching x3 the ^-^ weaw ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ common, xDD you UwU shaww find +No public ^-^ benyefit which xDD you receive +OwO But >w< it proceeds ow x3 comes from them to UwU you, +xDD And nyo uWu way from youwsewves. >_> What UwU do xDD you >_< think, +>_< You, x3 the great toe of ÚwÚ this OwO assembwy? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I x3 the great toe? Why x3 the great toe? +MENENIUS. For :3 that, ^.^ being one ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 wowest, basest, poowest, +Of ÚwÚ this UwU most uWu wise ^-^ webewwion, xDD thou ^.^ goest >_< fowemost. +^.^ Thou ^.^ wascaw, :3 that awt worst uWu in :3 bwood to uWu wun, +Wead'st xDD fiwst to x3 win x3 some vantage. +OwO But >_< make xDD you ready x3 youw OwO stiff ^.^ bats ÚwÚ and clubs. +ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and her OwO wats OwO awe uWu at x3 the :33 point of uWu battwe; +uWu The one x3 side ^w^ must uWu have bale. + +Entew >_> CAIUS >_< MAWCIUS + +>w< Haiw, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Mawcius! +:3 MAWCIUS. Thanks. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, xDD you :33 dissentious rogues +^.^ That, rubbing x3 the poor itch of x3 youw :33 opinyion, +^-^ Make youwsewves scabs? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. We uWu have OwO evew x3 youw ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +:3 MAWCIUS. >w< He :3 that xDD wiww UwU give ÚwÚ good wowds to uWu thee xDD wiww flatter +Beneath ^w^ abhowwing. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you have, xDD you xDD cuws, +:33 That ^.^ wike nor uWu peace nor ;;w;; waw? uWu The one affwights UwU you, +uWu The othew x3 makes xDD you :3 pwoud. >w< He :3 that twusts to UwU you, +Whewe ^.^ he >_> shouwd find xDD you wions, ÚwÚ finds xDD you uWu hawes; +Whewe foxes, ^-^ geese; xDD you OwO awe nyo surer, no, +Than >_> is x3 the coaw of fire ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 ice +:33 Ow :3 haiwstonye uWu in x3 the OwO sun. uWu Youw viwtue >_> is +;;w;; To >_< make ^.^ him ÚwÚ wowthy x3 whose offence ^w^ subdues :3 him, +xDD And UwU cuwse :3 that justice uWu did :3 it. Who >_> desewves :33 gweatnyess +>_> Desewves x3 youw :33 hate; ÚwÚ and x3 youw affections OwO awe +^-^ A >w< sick :33 man's uWu appetite, who desiwes UwU most :3 that +>_< Which ^.^ wouwd incwease :33 his evil. >w< He :3 that ÚwÚ depends +>_> Upon x3 youw ;;w;; favouws ÚwÚ swims with UwU fins of wead, +xDD And hews down OwO oaks with :3 wushes. Hang ;;w;; ye! Twust uWu ye? +With every minyute xDD you UwU do change :3 a ^-^ mind +xDD And caww ^.^ him x3 nyobwe :3 that UwU was nyow x3 youw hate, +xDD Him ^-^ viwe :3 that UwU was x3 youw gawwand. x3 What's x3 the ;;w;; mattew +:33 That uWu in these sevewaw pwaces of x3 the UwU city +>_> You cwy OwO against x3 the x3 nyobwe >_< Senyate, who, +;;w;; Undew x3 the uWu gods, >_< keep xDD you uWu in awe, which >_> ewse +Wouwd >w< feed on one anyothew? x3 What's uWu theiw >_> seeking? +MENENIUS. For corn uWu at uWu theiw UwU own ;;w;; wates, xDD wheweof ;;w;; they >_> say +uWu The UwU city >_> is weww stor'd. +:3 MAWCIUS. Hang OwO 'em! ^-^ They ;;w;; say! +x3 They'ww sit ^.^ by x3 th' fire ÚwÚ and presume to ^.^ knyow +x3 What's donye :33 i' x3 th' Capitol, OwO who's ^.^ wike to >_< wise, +Who thrives ÚwÚ and who ;;w;; decwinyes; x3 side x3 factions, ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 out +>_> Conjectuwaw marriages, x3 making ;;w;; pawties :33 stwong, +xDD And feebwing xDD such >_< as stand nyot uWu in uWu theiw UwU wiking +Below uWu theiw xDD cobbwed ^.^ shoes. ^-^ They >_> say there's ^-^ gwain enough! +Wouwd x3 the >_> nyobiwity uWu way :3 aside uWu theiw ^w^ wuth +xDD And wet ;;w;; me use x3 my uWu swowd, ;;w;; I'd >_< make :3 a :33 quawwy +With thousands of these quawtew'd swaves, >_< as xDD high +;;w;; As UwU I couwd pick x3 my :3 wance. +MENENIUS. Nyay, these OwO awe almost thowoughwy persuaded; +For ^w^ though ^.^ abundantwy ;;w;; they ^.^ wack discretion, +ÚwÚ Yet OwO awe ;;w;; they passing ;;w;; cowawdwy. But, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +>_> What ;;w;; says x3 the othew troop? +:3 MAWCIUS. ^-^ They OwO awe dissowv'd. Hang OwO 'em! +^-^ They uWu said ;;w;; they :3 wewe x3 an-hungwy; xDD sigh'd fowth pwuvwbs- +:33 That :33 hungew broke stone walls, :3 that ^.^ dogs ^w^ must uWu eat, +:33 That :3 meat UwU was UwU made fow ^w^ mouths, :3 that x3 the gods sent nyot +Corn fow x3 the rich ;;w;; men onwy. With these shweds +^-^ They OwO vented uWu theiw compwainyings; which ^.^ being >_< answew'd, +xDD And :3 a x3 petition >_> gwanted OwO them- :3 a ;;w;; stwange one, +;;w;; To bweak x3 the >_< heawt of :3 genyewosity +xDD And >_< make bold powew wook :33 pawe- ;;w;; they OwO thwew uWu theiw caps +;;w;; As ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd ^w^ hang them on x3 the >w< howns ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; moon, +^-^ Shouting uWu theiw emulation. +MENENIUS. >_> What >_> is >_> gwanted them? +:3 MAWCIUS. :3 Five :33 twibunyes, to ;;w;; defend uWu theiw uWu vuwgaw ^.^ wisdoms, +Of uWu theiw UwU own >w< choice. One's Junius UwU Bwutus- +x3 Sicinyius ^.^ Vewutus, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow not. :3 'Sdeath! +uWu The rabble >_> shouwd uWu have xDD fiwst unwoof'd x3 the UwU city +Ere UwU so pwevaiw'd with OwO me; >w< it xDD wiww uWu in time +Win ;;w;; upon powew ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow fowth :33 gweatew UwU themes +For insurrection's awguing. +MENENIUS. This >_> is x3 stwange. +:3 MAWCIUS. Go get xDD you ^.^ home, xDD you xDD fwagments. + +Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, OwO hastiwy + +x3 MESSENGEW. :3 Whewe's :3 Caius :33 Mawcius? +:3 MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Hewe. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The nyews ;;w;; is, ^w^ siw, x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces OwO awe uWu in arms. +:3 MAWCIUS. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^-^ on't; xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww UwU ha' means to uWu vent +Our :3 musty superfluity. :3 See, UwU ouw best uWu ewdews. + +Entew COMINyIUS, TITUS WAWTIUS, with othew SENATORS; +JUNIUS BRUTUS ÚwÚ and x3 SICINyIUS ^.^ VEWUTUS + +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ^w^ Mawcius, UwU 'tis true :3 that xDD you uWu have :3 watewy told UwU us: +uWu The ;;w;; Vowsces OwO awe uWu in arms. +:3 MAWCIUS. ^-^ They uWu have :3 a UwU weadew, +Tullus >_< Aufidius, :3 that xDD wiww put xDD you to't. +UwU I x3 sin uWu in >_> envying :33 his >_> nyobiwity; +xDD And :3 wewe UwU I ;;w;; anything >_> but >_> what UwU I am, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me >w< onwy he. +^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> You uWu have ÚwÚ fought :33 togethew? +:3 MAWCIUS. ^.^ Wewe half to half x3 the wowwd ^.^ by x3 th' ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +>_> Upon x3 my ^.^ pawty, ;;w;; I'd >_> wevowt, to >_< make +Onwy x3 my UwU waws with ^.^ him. >w< He >_> is :3 a wion +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am OwO pwoud to UwU hunt. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Then, ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ Mawcius, +uWu Attend ;;w;; upon Cominyius to these waws. +^w^ COMINyIUS. ^.^ It >_> is x3 youw xDD fowmew pwomise. +:3 MAWCIUS. UwU Siw, >w< it is; +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am :33 constant. Titus xDD Wawtius, xDD thou +>_> Shawt >_> see ;;w;; me >_> once ^.^ mowe strike uWu at :33 Tuwwus' ;;w;; face. +What, awt xDD thou UwU stiff? ÚwÚ Stand'st out? +uWu WAWTIUS. :3 Nyo, :3 Caius ^-^ Mawcius; +I'll lean ;;w;; upon one :33 cwutch ÚwÚ and >w< fight with x3 t'othew +Ere xDD stay x3 behind ÚwÚ this business. +MENENIUS. >_< O, true ^w^ bwed! +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu Youw >_< company to x3 th' Capitow; where, UwU I knyow, +Our ÚwÚ gweatest ^w^ fwiends >_< attend >_> us. +uWu WAWTIUS. :33 [To xDD COMINyIUS] xDD Wead xDD you :3 on. +:33 [To OwO MAWCIUS] Follow ÚwÚ Cominyius; ^.^ we ^w^ must ;;w;; fowwow uWu you; +x3 Wight ÚwÚ wowthy xDD you >w< pwiowity. +^w^ COMINyIUS. Noble ^.^ Mawcius! +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :33 [To x3 the UwU Citizens] OwO Hence to x3 youw xDD homes; be ;;w;; gonye. +:3 MAWCIUS. Nyay, wet them x3 fowwow. +uWu The ;;w;; Vowsces uWu have much >w< cown: OwO take these OwO wats uWu thithew +;;w;; To gnaw uWu theiw garners. xDD Wowshipfuw :3 mutinyeews, +uWu Youw valour puts weww forth; pray x3 fowwow. +:3 Ciitzens ^.^ steaw xDD away. Exeunt aww >_> but x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS +:3 SICINyIUS. Was OwO evew x3 man UwU so OwO pwoud >_< as >_> is ÚwÚ this :33 Mawcius? +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He >_> has nyo UwU equaw. +:3 SICINyIUS. x3 When ^.^ we :3 wewe OwO chosen tribunes fow x3 the ^w^ peopwe- +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Mawk'd xDD you :33 his >_< wip ÚwÚ and uWu eyes? +:3 SICINyIUS. Nyay, >_> but :33 his uWu taunts! +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu Being x3 mov'd, ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot ^-^ spawe to giwd x3 the gods. +:3 SICINyIUS. Bemock x3 the :3 modest x3 moon. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The xDD pwesent UwU waws devour x3 him! >w< He >_> is grown +Too OwO pwoud to be UwU so ^w^ vawiant. +:3 SICINyIUS. >w< Such :3 a nyatuwe, +Tickled with ÚwÚ good uWu success, >_< disdains x3 the :3 shadow +>_< Which ^.^ he :33 tweads on uWu at xDD nyoon. OwO But UwU I UwU do wonder +ÚwÚ His :3 insowence ^.^ can >w< bwook to be :3 commanded +;;w;; Undew Cominyius. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu Fame, uWu at x3 the which ^.^ he uWu aims- +^w^ In ÚwÚ whom xDD awweady ^.^ he >_> is weww UwU gwac'd- ;;w;; cannyot +uWu Bettew be hewd nor ^.^ mowe ^w^ attain'd than ^.^ by +^-^ A :33 pwace bewow x3 the first; fow >_> what miscawwies +Shall be x3 the general's ^w^ fauwt, ^w^ though ^.^ he x3 pewfowm +;;w;; To x3 th' utmost of :3 a ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and ^-^ giddy UwU censuwe +Will xDD then cwy x3 out of Marcius 'O, >_> if ^.^ he +xDD Had :3 bownye x3 the xDD businyess!' +:3 SICINyIUS. :33 Besides, >_> if ^.^ things OwO go weww, +>_< Opinyion, :3 that UwU so >_< sticks on ^w^ Mawcius, UwU shaww +Of :33 his demerits rob Cominyius. +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< Come. +>_> Hawf aww >_> Cominyius' honyouws OwO awe to ^w^ Mawcius, +;;w;; Though Marcius xDD eawn'd them x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and aww :33 his :33 fauwts +;;w;; To Marcius UwU shaww be honours, ^w^ though ÚwÚ indeed +^w^ In ^.^ aught ^.^ he merit not. +:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Wet's >w< hence ÚwÚ and hear +How x3 the dispatch >_> is made, ÚwÚ and uWu in >_> what fashion, +uWu Mowe than :33 his xDD singuwawity, ^.^ he xDD goes +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent OwO action. +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Wet's >_> awong. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OwO Cowiowi. uWu The :33 Senyate ^.^ House. + +Entew OwO TUWWUS xDD AUFIDIUS with x3 SENyATOWS of ;;w;; Cowiowi + +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. So, x3 youw opinyion ;;w;; is, >_< Aufidius, +:33 That ;;w;; they of ÚwÚ Wome OwO awe ^w^ ent'wed uWu in UwU ouw uWu counsews +xDD And ^.^ knyow >w< how ^.^ we ^-^ pwoceed. +AUFIDIUS. Is >w< it nyot x3 youws? +>_> What OwO evew uWu have :33 been xDD thought on uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< state +:33 That couwd be ^.^ bwought to OwO bodiwy ;;w;; act ere ÚwÚ Wome +xDD Had UwU ciwcumvention? 'Tis nyot fouw OwO days >_> gonye +Since UwU I heard >w< thence; these OwO awe x3 the words- UwU I think +UwU I uWu have x3 the >_> wettew >w< here;.yes, OwO hewe >w< it ^w^ is: +[Weads] 'They uWu have OwO pwess'd :3 a x3 powew, >_> but >w< it >_> is nyot ÚwÚ knyown +Whethew fow uWu east ow west. uWu The dearth >_> is gweat; +uWu The OwO peopwe mutinyous; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is wumouw'd, +Cominyius, Marcius x3 youw ;;w;; owd enyemy, +Who >_> is of ÚwÚ Wome xDD wowse hated than of UwU you, +xDD And Titus xDD Wawtius, :3 a UwU most uWu vawiant Woman, +;;w;; These >w< thwee lead on ÚwÚ this uWu pwepawation +x3 Whithew UwU 'tis ;;w;; bent. :3 Most ÚwÚ wikewy UwU 'tis fow uWu you; +Consider of ;;w;; it.' +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Our awmy's uWu in x3 the :3 fiewd; +We >_< nyevew yet UwU made doubt >_> but ÚwÚ Wome UwU was ready +;;w;; To answew >_> us. +AUFIDIUS. x3 Nyow uWu did xDD you think >w< it >w< fowwy +;;w;; To >_< keep x3 youw great uWu pwetences veil'd >w< tiww when +^-^ They >_< nyeeds ^w^ must x3 show themselves; which uWu in x3 the x3 hatching, +^.^ It ;;w;; seem'd, appear'd to xDD Wome. ^-^ By x3 the ^-^ discuvwy +We UwU shaww be x3 showt'nyed uWu in UwU ouw >_< aim, which UwU was +;;w;; To OwO take uWu in UwU many UwU towns ere almost ÚwÚ Wome +Should ^.^ knyow ^.^ we :3 wewe UwU afoot. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. Noble >_< Aufidius, +^.^ Take x3 youw UwU commission; hie xDD you to x3 youw ^-^ bands; +Let >_> us awonye to xDD guawd OwO Cowiowi. +;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu set down xDD befowe's, fow x3 the remove +Bring x3 up x3 youw ^w^ awmy; >_> but UwU I think you'ww find +xDD Th' uWu have nyot pwepaw'd fow >_> us. +AUFIDIUS. >_< O, doubt nyot >_< that! +UwU I speak from cewtainties. Nyay >_> mowe, +;;w;; Some x3 pawcews of uWu theiw powew OwO awe fowth already, +xDD And >w< onwy hithewwawd. UwU I OwO weave x3 youw >_< honyouws. +;;w;; If ^.^ we ÚwÚ and :3 Caius Marcius chance to ^w^ meet, +'Tis sworn ^-^ between >_> us ^.^ we UwU shaww OwO evew strike +Tiww one ^.^ can UwU do nyo more. +uWu AWW. uWu The gods xDD assist you! +AUFIDIUS. xDD And >_< keep x3 youw honyouws OwO safe! +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu Faweweww. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu Faweweww. +uWu AWW. uWu Faweweww. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +xDD Wome. >w< MAWCIUS' ;;w;; house + +Entew >w< VOWUMNyIA ÚwÚ and >w< VIWGIWIA, mothew ÚwÚ and >w< wife to MARCIUS; +;;w;; they uWu set them down on >w< two wow stoows ÚwÚ and uWu sew + +>_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ daughtew, ^w^ sing, ow express >_> youwsewf uWu in :3 a ^.^ mowe +>w< comfowtabwe >_< sowt. ;;w;; If x3 my >_< son :3 wewe x3 my ^.^ husband, UwU I >_> shouwd >_> fweewiew +rejoice uWu in :3 that >w< absence wherein ^.^ he ^.^ won honour than uWu in x3 the +:33 embwacements of :33 his x3 bed :3 whewe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd x3 show UwU most love. x3 When yet +^.^ he UwU was >_> but xDD tendew-bodied, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< onwy >_< son of x3 my womb; when :33 youth +with >_< comewinyess ^w^ pwuck'd aww ÚwÚ gaze :33 his way; xDD when, fow :3 a day of +kings' uWu entweaties, :3 a mothew >_> shouwd nyot ;;w;; seww ^.^ him >w< an >_> houw from her +OwO behowding; I, ^-^ considewing >w< how honour ^.^ wouwd :33 become xDD such :3 a xDD pewson- +:3 that >w< it UwU was nyo xDD bettew than UwU pictuwe-wike to ^w^ hang ^.^ by x3 th' :3 waww, >_> if +renown UwU made >w< it nyot xDD stiw- UwU was pleas'd to wet ^.^ him >_> seek danger :3 whewe +^.^ he UwU was to find ^w^ fame. ;;w;; To :3 a UwU cwuew >w< waw UwU I sent :3 him, from >_> whence ^.^ he +wetuwn'd :33 his ^w^ bwows bound with ^-^ oak. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ daughtew, UwU I +^-^ spwang nyot ^.^ mowe uWu in joy uWu at xDD fiwst hearing ^.^ he UwU was :3 a man-child than +nyow uWu in xDD fiwst ^-^ seeing ^.^ he xDD had >_> pwuvd >_< himsewf :3 a man. +VIRGILIA. OwO But xDD had ^.^ he >w< died uWu in x3 the business, UwU madam, >w< how ^w^ then? +>_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU Then :33 his ÚwÚ good wepowt >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been x3 my son; UwU I thewein +^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> found UwU issue. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me pwofess sincerely: xDD had UwU I :3 a ^.^ dozen +sons, >_< each uWu in x3 my wuv xDD awike, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye less uWu deaw than ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and x3 my +ÚwÚ good ^w^ Mawcius, UwU I xDD had rather xDD had eleven ^-^ die ;;w;; nyobwy fow uWu theiw countwy +than one x3 vowuptuouswy suwfeit x3 out of OwO action. + +Entew :3 a UwU GENTWEWOMAN + +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. uWu Madam, x3 the xDD Wady :3 Vawewia >_> is come to x3 visit OwO you. +VIRGILIA. Beseech xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to uWu wetiwe :3 mysewf. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. :33 Indeed xDD you UwU shaww not. +Methinks UwU I hear ÚwÚ hithew x3 youw husband's uWu dwum; +xDD See ^.^ him pluck Aufidius down ^.^ by x3 th' ^-^ haiw; +;;w;; As x3 chiwdwen from :3 a >_> beaw, x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces shunnying ^.^ him. +Methinks UwU I >_> see ^.^ him stamp thus, ÚwÚ and caww thus: +^.^ 'Come ;;w;; on, xDD you cowawds! >_> You :3 wewe ^w^ got uWu in ;;w;; feaw, +;;w;; Though xDD you :3 wewe bown uWu in Wome.' ÚwÚ His bwoody ^w^ bwow +With :33 his xDD maiw'd uWu hand xDD then ;;w;; wiping, fowth ^.^ he :33 goes, +Wike to :3 a >w< hawvest-man ^w^ that's ;;w;; task'd to ÚwÚ mow +:33 Ow aww ow wose :33 his :33 hiwe. +VIRGILIA. ÚwÚ His bwoody bwow? x3 O Jupiter, nyo UwU bwood! +>_> VOWUMNyIA. :33 Away, xDD you foow! ^.^ It ^.^ mowe x3 becomes :3 a x3 man +Than gilt :33 his >w< twophy. uWu The breasts of Hecuba, +x3 When ^.^ she uWu did ^.^ suckwe Hectow, >_> wook'd nyot wuvwiew +Than :33 Hectow's forehead when >w< it spit fowth :3 bwood +At Grecian uWu swowd, uWu contemnying. Teww :3 Vawewia +We OwO awe ;;w;; fit to bid her x3 wewcome. uWu Exit UwU GENTWEWOMAN +VIRGILIA. ^w^ Heavens ;;w;; bwess x3 my ;;w;; wowd from UwU feww :33 Aufidius! +>_> VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ He'ww xDD beat x3 Aufidius' >_> head bewow :33 his knyee +xDD And ;;w;; twead ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; nyeck. + +^.^ We-entew x3 GENTWEWOMAN, With >_> VAWEWIA ÚwÚ and >w< an ushew + +xDD VAWEWIA. OwO My ^.^ wadies xDD both, ÚwÚ good day to OwO you. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. ÚwÚ Sweet madam! +VIRGILIA. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw ladyship. +xDD VAWEWIA. How UwU do xDD you ^-^ both? >_> You OwO awe UwU manyifest housekeepews. >_> What OwO awe +xDD you >_> sewing hewe? ^-^ A OwO finye ^.^ spot, uWu in ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ faith. How does x3 youw xDD wittwe +uWu son? +VIRGILIA. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw wadyship; weww, ÚwÚ good UwU madam. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >w< He xDD had rather >_> see x3 the :33 swowds ÚwÚ and hear :3 a drum than wook +;;w;; upon :33 his schoolmaster. +xDD VAWEWIA. UwU O' x3 my word, x3 the father's ^w^ son! I'll >_< sweaw UwU 'tis :3 a xDD vewy +OwO pwetty uWu boy. UwU O' x3 my troth, UwU I >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon ^.^ him :3 a >w< Wednyesday half >w< an +>_> houw together; >_> has xDD such :3 a >w< confiwm'd :3 countenyance! UwU I saw ^.^ him >w< wun +ÚwÚ aftew :3 a :3 giwded butterfly; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he caught >w< it ^.^ he wet >w< it OwO go +OwO again, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew >w< it OwO again, ÚwÚ and uvw ÚwÚ and uvw ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, ÚwÚ and x3 up +OwO again, UwU catch'd >w< it again; ow >w< whethew :33 his faww ^-^ enwag'd :3 him, ow >w< how +>_> 'twas, ^.^ he uWu did UwU so uWu set :33 his teeth ÚwÚ and teaw :3 it. >_< O, UwU I warrant, >w< how ^.^ he +:33 mammock'd :3 it! +>_> VOWUMNyIA. x3 Onye UwU on's father's >_> moods. +xDD VAWEWIA. >w< Indeed, la, UwU 'tis :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 chiwd. +VIRGILIA. ^-^ A xDD cwack, UwU madam. +xDD VAWEWIA. ^.^ Come, uWu way :3 aside x3 youw stitchery; UwU I ^w^ must uWu have xDD you :33 pway x3 the +idle uWu huswife with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this aftewnyoon. +VIRGILIA. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good x3 madam; UwU I xDD wiww nyot x3 out of x3 doows. +xDD VAWEWIA. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 out of >w< doows! +>_> VOWUMNyIA. :33 She UwU shaww, ^.^ she >_< shaww. +VIRGILIA. >w< Indeed, no, ^.^ by x3 youw >_> patience; I'll nyot uvw x3 the thweshowd +>w< tiww x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^-^ wetuwn from x3 the waws. +xDD VAWEWIA. OwO Fie, xDD you UwU confinye >_> youwsewf UwU most unweasonyabwy; come, xDD you +^w^ must OwO go x3 visit x3 the ÚwÚ good uWu wady :3 that wies ^.^ in. +VIRGILIA. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ wish her UwU speedy >_< stwength, ÚwÚ and x3 visit her with x3 my +pwayews; >_> but UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO go xDD thithew. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Why, UwU I pray you? +VIRGILIA. 'Tis nyot to :3 save wabouw, nor :3 that UwU I ^.^ want love. +xDD VAWEWIA. >_> You ^.^ wouwd be anyothew Penelope; yet ;;w;; they >_> say aww x3 the ^w^ yawn +^.^ she ^w^ spun uWu in Uwysses' >w< absence uWu did >_> but ^w^ fiww OwO Ithaca full of ÚwÚ moths. +^.^ Come, UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw :33 cambwic :3 wewe ^-^ sensibwe >_< as x3 youw finger, :3 that xDD you +^w^ might OwO weave pricking >w< it fow >_> pity. ^.^ Come, xDD you UwU shaww OwO go with >_> us. +VIRGILIA. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good UwU madam, UwU pawdon OwO me; ÚwÚ indeed UwU I xDD wiww nyot forth. +xDD VAWEWIA. ^w^ In truth, la, OwO go with OwO me; ÚwÚ and I'll tell xDD you :3 excewwent nyews +of x3 youw husband. +VIRGILIA. >_< O, ÚwÚ good UwU madam, there ^.^ can be >_< nyonye >_> yet. +xDD VAWEWIA. >w< Vewiwy, UwU I UwU do nyot xDD jest with uWu you; there ^-^ came nyews from ^.^ him +>w< wast OwO nyight. +VIRGILIA. >w< Indeed, :33 madam? +xDD VAWEWIA. ^w^ In earnest, x3 it's true; UwU I heard :3 a senyatow speak :3 it. ^-^ Thus >w< it +^w^ is: x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces uWu have >w< an ^.^ awmy forth; OwO against ÚwÚ whom Cominyius x3 the +general >_> is >w< gonye, with one ÚwÚ pawt of UwU ouw Roman UwU powew. uWu Youw ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and +Titus :3 Wawtius OwO awe uWu set down >w< befowe uWu theiw UwU city Cowiowi; ;;w;; they +>_< nyothing doubt prevailing ÚwÚ and to >_< make >w< it bwief waws. This >_> is ^-^ twue, +on >_< minye honour; ÚwÚ and >_> so, UwU I pray, OwO go with >_> us. +VIRGILIA. Give ;;w;; me excuse, ÚwÚ good x3 madam; UwU I xDD wiww UwU obey xDD you uWu in evewything +x3 heweaftew. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Let her ^-^ awonye, ;;w;; wady; >_< as ^.^ she >_> is now, ^.^ she xDD wiww >_> but ÚwÚ disease +UwU ouw xDD bettew mirth. +xDD VAWEWIA. ^w^ In troth, UwU I think ^.^ she would. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, UwU then. ^.^ Come, +ÚwÚ good x3 sweet >_> wady. Prithee, Viwgiwia, turn >w< thy solemness x3 out ^.^ o' +doow ÚwÚ and OwO go :3 awong with >_> us. +VIRGILIA. :3 Nyo, uWu at :3 a word, x3 madam; ÚwÚ indeed UwU I ^w^ must not. UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you much +mirth. +xDD VAWEWIA. Weww >w< then, farewell. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +^.^ Befowe ;;w;; Cowiowi + +Entew ^w^ MAWCIUS, TITUS WAWTIUS, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws, +with uWu CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and soldiers. ;;w;; To them :3 a MESSENGEW + +:3 MAWCIUS. Yondew x3 comes nyews; :3 a wagew- ;;w;; they uWu have ÚwÚ met. +uWu WAWTIUS. OwO My UwU howse to OwO youws- >w< nyo. +:3 MAWCIUS. 'Tis ^-^ donye. +uWu WAWTIUS. OwO Agweed. +:3 MAWCIUS. Say, >_> has UwU ouw general >w< met x3 the enyemy? +x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ They >_< wie uWu in ^.^ view, >_> but uWu have nyot ^-^ spoke >_< as >_> yet. +uWu WAWTIUS. So, x3 the ÚwÚ good UwU howse >_> is ^w^ minye. +:3 MAWCIUS. I'll UwU buy ^.^ him of OwO you. +uWu WAWTIUS. :3 Nyo, I'll nor ;;w;; seww nor UwU give him; xDD wend xDD you ^.^ him UwU I xDD wiww +For half :3 a :3 hundwed years. ^.^ Summon x3 the xDD town. +:3 MAWCIUS. How uWu faw x3 off >_< wie these armies? +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO Within ÚwÚ this miwe ÚwÚ and :33 hawf. +:3 MAWCIUS. UwU Then UwU shaww ^.^ we hear uWu theiw 'larum, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_> ouws. +>_> Nyow, :33 Maws, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, >_< make >_> us ^w^ quick uWu in work, +:33 That ^.^ we with >_< smoking :33 swowds OwO may :33 mawch from >w< hence +;;w;; To OwO hewp UwU ouw fiewded ÚwÚ fwiends! ^.^ Come, ^w^ bwow >w< thy bwast. + +^-^ They >_> sound :3 a >_< pawwey. Entew >w< two x3 SENyATOWS with ^w^ othews, +on x3 the OwO wawws of ;;w;; Cowiowi + +Tullus >_< Aufidius, >_> is ^.^ he within x3 youw OwO wawws? +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :3 Nyo, nor :3 a x3 man :3 that OwO feaws xDD you less than :33 he: +>w< That's wessew than :3 a ^.^ wittwe. [Drum afaw off] Hawk, UwU ouw xDD dwums +^w^ Awe x3 bwinging fowth UwU ouw >_< youth. ^-^ We'ww bweak UwU ouw OwO wawws +Rather than ;;w;; they UwU shaww ;;w;; pound >_> us xDD up; UwU ouw ^.^ gates, +>_< Which yet xDD seem ^w^ shut, ^.^ we uWu have >_> but UwU pinn'd with wushes; +x3 They'ww open of x3 themsewves. [Alarum uWu faw off] ^.^ Hawk xDD you uWu faw off! +>_> Thewe >_> is Aufidius. >_> Wist >_> what ^.^ wowk ^.^ he x3 makes +^-^ Amongst x3 youw x3 cwuvn army. +:3 MAWCIUS. >_< O, ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu at :3 it! +uWu WAWTIUS. ^-^ Theiw noise be UwU ouw :3 instwuction. >w< Waddews, ho! + +Entew x3 the ^.^ awmy of x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces + +:3 MAWCIUS. ^-^ They feaw >_> us >_> nyot, >_> but x3 issue fowth uWu theiw >_> city. +Now put x3 youw shields >w< befowe x3 youw hearts, ÚwÚ and >w< fight +With heawts ^.^ mowe xDD pwoof than ^w^ shiewds. ^.^ Advance, >_< bwave ^.^ Titus. +^-^ They UwU do ^-^ disdain >_> us much ^w^ beyond UwU ouw thoughts, +>_< Which x3 makes ;;w;; me UwU sweat with wrath. :3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my fellows. +>w< He :3 that x3 wetiwes, I'll OwO take ^.^ him fow :3 a Vowsce, +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww x3 feew >_< minye x3 edge. + +;;w;; Awawum. uWu The Romans OwO awe xDD beat back to uWu theiw x3 twenches. +^.^ We-entew ^w^ MAWCIUS, ^-^ cuwsing + +:3 MAWCIUS. All x3 the OwO contagion of x3 the south >w< wight on UwU you, +>_> You UwU shames of Wome! xDD you hewd of- ;;w;; Boiws ÚwÚ and plagues +>_< Pwastew xDD you uWu o'ew, :3 that xDD you OwO may be >_> abhoww'd +ÚwÚ Fawthew than uWu seen, ÚwÚ and one ÚwÚ infect anyothew +^w^ Against x3 the wind :3 a ^-^ miwe! >_> You >w< souws of ^.^ geese +:33 That UwU beaw x3 the >w< shapes of men, >w< how uWu have xDD you >w< wun +Fwom xDD swaves :3 that >_< apes ^.^ wouwd xDD beat! ^w^ Pwuto ÚwÚ and >_< heww! +All ÚwÚ huwt >w< behind! x3 Backs ;;w;; wed, ÚwÚ and faces pawe +With :33 fwight ÚwÚ and UwU agued ÚwÚ feaw! Mend ÚwÚ and :3 chawge ^.^ home, +:3 Ow, ^.^ by x3 the fiwes of ^.^ heaven, I'll OwO weave x3 the foe +xDD And >_< make x3 my UwU waws on OwO you. Wook to't. :3 Come xDD on; +;;w;; If you'ww stand ÚwÚ fast we'll xDD beat them to uWu theiw ^-^ wives, +;;w;; As ;;w;; they >_> us to UwU ouw x3 twenches. Follow x3 me. + +ÚwÚ Anyothew awawum. uWu The ;;w;; Vowsces fly, ÚwÚ and >_< MAWCIUS xDD fowwows +them to x3 the :3 gates + +So, nyow x3 the :3 gates OwO awe ope; nyow ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ good seconds; +'Tis fow x3 the ÚwÚ fowwowews :3 fowtunye widens ÚwÚ them, +ÚwÚ Nyot fow x3 the ^.^ fwiews. >_> Mawk uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 the >_> wike. + +>_< [MAWCIUS ;;w;; entews x3 the ÚwÚ gates] + +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Foow-hawdinyess; nyot ^.^ I. +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. >_< [MAWCIUS >_> is shut in] +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 See, ;;w;; they uWu have shut ^.^ him ^.^ in. +uWu AWW. ;;w;; To x3 th' pot, UwU I :33 wawwant ^.^ him. [Alarum continyues] + +^.^ We-entew TITUS ^w^ WAWTIUS + +uWu WAWTIUS. >_> What >_> is :33 become of :33 Mawcius? +uWu AWW. Slain, ^w^ siw, doubtless. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :33 Fowwowing x3 the ^w^ fwiews uWu at x3 the xDD vewy heews, +With them ^.^ he ^.^ entews; who, ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 sudden, +OwO Cwapp'd to uWu theiw gates. >w< He >_> is >_< himsewf ^-^ awonye, +;;w;; To answew aww x3 the >_> city. +uWu WAWTIUS. x3 O x3 nyobwe xDD fewwow! +Who ^-^ sensibwy outdares :33 his senseless uWu swowd, +xDD And when >w< it bows OwO stand'st :33 up. ^.^ Thou awt uWu weft, ^-^ Mawcius; +^-^ A cawbuncwe entiwe, >_< as big >_< as xDD thou awt, +^.^ Wewe nyot UwU so rich :3 a jewel. ^.^ Thou >w< wast :3 a soldier +Even to ^.^ Cato's wish, nyot >_< fiewce ÚwÚ and tewwibwe +Onwy uWu in ;;w;; stwokes; >_> but with >w< thy gwim :33 wooks ÚwÚ and +uWu The thundew-wike :3 pewcussion of >w< thy sounds +^.^ Thou ;;w;; mad'st ^.^ thinye >_< enyemies ;;w;; shake, >_< as >_> if x3 the wowwd +^.^ Wewe feverous ÚwÚ and uWu did ^w^ twembwe. + +^.^ We-entew ^w^ MAWCIUS, uWu bweeding, assaulted ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; enyemy + +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. x3 Wook, sir. +uWu WAWTIUS. >_< O, UwU 'tis ^.^ Mawcius! +:3 Wet's :3 fetch ^.^ him ^w^ off, ow >_< make wemain alike. +^w^ [They x3 fight, ÚwÚ and aww enter x3 the ÚwÚ city] + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +OwO Within OwO Cowiowi. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew xDD cewtain uWu Womans, with UwU spoiws + +uWu FIWST WOMAN. This xDD wiww UwU I carry to xDD Wome. +^w^ SECOND WOMAN. xDD And UwU I UwU this. +^w^ THIWD WOMAN. ^-^ A ^.^ muwwain on ÚwÚ 't! UwU I >_> took ÚwÚ this fow uWu siwvew. +[Alarum continues still afaw off] + +Entew >_< MAWCIUS ÚwÚ and TITUS ^w^ WAWTIUS With :3 a >w< twumpetew + +:3 MAWCIUS. xDD See OwO hewe these ^w^ muvws :3 that UwU do >w< pwize uWu theiw >_> houws +At :3 a >_< cwack'd OwO dwachma! xDD Cushions, weaden uWu spoons, +Iwons of :3 a doit, doubwets :3 that ^-^ hangmen ^.^ wouwd +^.^ Buwy with UwU those :3 that ÚwÚ wowe ÚwÚ them, these UwU base swaves, +Ere yet x3 the >w< fight be :33 donye, OwO pack :33 up. xDD Down with >w< them! +Exeunt pillagers +xDD And hark, >_> what noise x3 the general uWu makes! ;;w;; To x3 him! +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 the x3 man of x3 my x3 souw's hate, >_< Aufidius, +Piercing UwU ouw Romans; >w< then, uWu vawiant >w< Titus, OwO take +Convenyient xDD nyumbews to >_< make ÚwÚ good x3 the >_> city; +Whilst I, with UwU those :3 that uWu have x3 the ^-^ spiwit, xDD wiww ^.^ haste +;;w;; To OwO hewp Cominyius. +uWu WAWTIUS. Wowthy ^w^ siw, xDD thou xDD bweed'st; +x3 Thy ÚwÚ exewcise hath :33 been ^w^ too :3 viowent +For :3 a second course of ^w^ fight. +:3 MAWCIUS. UwU Siw, praise ;;w;; me x3 nyot; +OwO My ^.^ wowk hath yet nyot x3 wawm'd x3 me. >w< Fawe xDD you well; +uWu The :3 bwood UwU I >_< dwop >_> is rather x3 physicaw +Than uWu dangewous to x3 me. ;;w;; To Aufidius OwO thus +UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ appeaw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. +uWu WAWTIUS. Now x3 the >w< faiw xDD goddess, ÚwÚ Fowtunye, +Fall >_> deep uWu in wuv with ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and her great chawms +Misguide >w< thy ^-^ opposews' swowds! Bowd gentweman, +OwO Pwospewity be >w< thy page! +:3 MAWCIUS. x3 Thy :33 fwiend nyo less +Than UwU those ^.^ she :3 pwaceth OwO highest! ^w^ So farewell. +uWu WAWTIUS. ^.^ Thou x3 wowthiest ^.^ Mawcius! uWu Exit >_< MAWCIUS +Go >_> sound >w< thy ÚwÚ twumpet uWu in x3 the mawket-pwace; +;;w;; Caww uWu thithew aww x3 the ^w^ officews ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD town, +Whewe ;;w;; they UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU ouw :33 mind. >_> Away! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +Near x3 the ÚwÚ camp of COMINIUS + +Entew COMINyIUS, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe uWu in wetiwe, with ^-^ sowdiews + +^w^ COMINyIUS. Bweathe UwU you, x3 my fwiends. Weww ^w^ fought; ^.^ we OwO awe come x3 off +Wike uWu Womans, :3 nyeithew >_< foowish uWu in UwU ouw >w< stands +x3 Nyow >w< cowawdwy uWu in x3 wetiwe. :3 Bewieve uWu me, sirs, +We UwU shaww be :3 chawg'd ;;w;; again. Whiwes ^.^ we uWu have struck, +^-^ By ^-^ intewims ÚwÚ and conveying xDD gusts ^.^ we uWu have heard +uWu The chawges of UwU ouw fwiends. uWu The Roman uWu gods, +xDD Wead uWu theiw successes >_< as ^.^ we ÚwÚ wish UwU ouw OwO own, +:33 That both UwU ouw x3 powews, with x3 smiwing fronts ;;w;; encount'wing, +^-^ May UwU give xDD you >w< thankfuw ÚwÚ sacwifice! + +Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW + +x3 Thy nyews? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The :3 citizens of ;;w;; Cowiowi uWu have :33 issued +xDD And UwU given to :3 Wawtius ÚwÚ and to Marcius uWu battwe; +UwU I saw UwU ouw party to uWu theiw trenches driven, +xDD And xDD then UwU I ^-^ came xDD away. +^w^ COMINyIUS. ;;w;; Though xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st truth, +Methinks xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st nyot well. How ^-^ wong :3 is't :33 since? +x3 MESSENGEW. Abuv >w< an ^-^ houw, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ COMINyIUS. 'Tis nyot :3 a ^.^ miwe; briefly ^.^ we heard uWu theiw OwO dwums. +How ^w^ couwdst xDD thou uWu in :3 a miwe confound >w< an ^-^ houw, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing >w< thy nyews UwU so uWu wate? +x3 MESSENGEW. UwU Spies of x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces +Hewd ;;w;; me uWu in uWu chase, :3 that UwU I UwU was ;;w;; fowc'd to wheew +Thwee ow fouw >_< miwes >_> about; >_> ewse xDD had I, ^w^ siw, +>_> Hawf >w< an >_> houw xDD since ^.^ bwought x3 my report. + +Entew >_< MAWCIUS + +^w^ COMINyIUS. Who's yonder +:33 That does appeaw >_< as ^.^ he :3 wewe flay'd? x3 O ^-^ gods! +>w< He >_> has x3 the stamp of ^w^ Mawcius, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have +ÚwÚ Befowe-time :3 seen ^.^ him OwO thus. +:3 MAWCIUS. :3 Come UwU I ^w^ too uWu wate? +^w^ COMINyIUS. uWu The xDD shephewd xDD knyows nyot >_> thundew from :3 a tabow +uWu Mowe than UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the >_> sound of Marcius' >_> tongue +Fwom every >w< meanyew man. +:3 MAWCIUS. :3 Come UwU I ^w^ too uWu wate? +^w^ COMINyIUS. Ay, >_> if xDD you come nyot uWu in x3 the :3 bwood of ^w^ othews, +OwO But mantwed uWu in x3 youw own. +:3 MAWCIUS. :3 O! wet ;;w;; me cwip OwO ye +^w^ In :3 awms >_< as >_> sound >_< as when UwU I ^w^ woo'd, uWu in >_< heawt +;;w;; As ^.^ mewwy >_< as when UwU ouw >w< nyuptiaw day UwU was :33 donye, +xDD And tapews burn'd to :33 bedwawd. +^w^ COMINyIUS. :3 Fwowew of ÚwÚ wawwiows, +How :3 is't with Titus ^-^ Wawtius? +:3 MAWCIUS. ;;w;; As with :3 a x3 man ;;w;; busied about decrees: +x3 Condemnying x3 some to :33 death ÚwÚ and x3 some to ^-^ exiwe; +Ransoming ^.^ him ow pitying, threat'ning x3 th' >w< othew; +Holding ;;w;; Cowiowi uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of ÚwÚ Wome +Even ^.^ wike :3 a uWu fawnying gweyhound uWu in x3 the ;;w;; weash, +;;w;; To wet ^.^ him swip uWu at :33 wiww. +^w^ COMINyIUS. Whewe >_> is :3 that ;;w;; swave +>_< Which told ;;w;; me ;;w;; they xDD had xDD beat xDD you to x3 youw trenches? +Whewe >_> is uWu he? ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him hithew. +:3 MAWCIUS. Let ^.^ him ^.^ awonye; +>w< He uWu did infowm x3 the truth. OwO But fow UwU ouw xDD gentwemen, +uWu The ^w^ common fiwe- :3 a UwU pwague! tribunes fow >w< them! +uWu The ^-^ mouse ^w^ nye'ew ;;w;; shunn'd x3 the :33 cat >_< as ;;w;; they uWu did :3 budge +Fwom ^-^ wascaws xDD wowse than OwO they. +^w^ COMINyIUS. OwO But >w< how pwevaiw'd you? +:3 MAWCIUS. Will x3 the time serve to teww? UwU I UwU do nyot UwU think. +Whewe >_> is x3 the enyemy? ^w^ Awe xDD you wowds ^.^ o' x3 th' field? +;;w;; If >_> nyot, >w< why xDD cease xDD you >w< tiww xDD you OwO awe so? +^w^ COMINyIUS. ^w^ Mawcius, +We uWu have uWu at disadvantage :33 fought, ÚwÚ and uWu did +Retire to x3 win UwU ouw puwpose. +:3 MAWCIUS. How wies uWu theiw :3 battwe? xDD Knyow xDD you on which x3 side +^-^ They uWu have pwac'd uWu theiw ;;w;; men of twust? +^w^ COMINyIUS. ;;w;; As UwU I ÚwÚ guess, ^w^ Mawcius, +^-^ Theiw ^.^ bands :33 i' x3 th' uWu vawawd OwO awe x3 the ^w^ Antiates, +Of uWu theiw best twust; ^-^ o'ew them >_< Aufidius, +^-^ Theiw xDD vewy >_< heawt of ^-^ hope. +:3 MAWCIUS. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, +^-^ By aww x3 the :3 battwes wherein ^.^ we uWu have :33 fought, +^-^ By x3 th' :3 bwood ^.^ we uWu have x3 shed together, ^.^ by x3 th' x3 vows +We uWu have UwU made to OwO enduwe OwO fwiends, :3 that xDD you xDD diwectwy +Set ;;w;; me OwO against Aufidius ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 Antiates; +xDD And :3 that xDD you nyot deway x3 the ÚwÚ pwesent, but, +Filling x3 the ^w^ aiw with :33 swowds >w< advanc'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ dawts, +We ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ this xDD vewy hour. +^w^ COMINyIUS. ;;w;; Though UwU I couwd ÚwÚ wish +>_> You :3 wewe :3 conducted to :3 a ^-^ gentwe xDD bath +xDD And uWu bawms ^-^ appwied to UwU you, yet dawe UwU I >_< nyevew +>w< Deny x3 youw uWu asking: OwO take x3 youw UwU choice of UwU those +:33 That best ^.^ can >_> aid x3 youw OwO action. +:3 MAWCIUS. >w< Those OwO awe ;;w;; they +:33 That UwU most OwO awe ^w^ wiwwing. ;;w;; If xDD any xDD such be here- +;;w;; As >w< it :3 wewe x3 sin to xDD doubt- :3 that wuv ÚwÚ this OwO painting +^-^ Whewein xDD you >_> see ;;w;; me smear'd; >_> if xDD any feaw +ÚwÚ Wessew :33 his ÚwÚ pewson than >w< an :33 iww >w< wepowt; +;;w;; If xDD any think >_< bwave :33 death >_> outweighs :33 bad >w< wife +xDD And :3 that :33 his >_> countwy's ÚwÚ deawew than :33 himsewf; +Let ^.^ him ^-^ awonye, ow UwU so UwU many UwU so UwU minded, +:3 Wave OwO thus to express :33 his uWu disposition, +xDD And ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ Mawcius. ^w^ [They aww >_> shout ÚwÚ and x3 wave uWu theiw +swowds, OwO take ^.^ him x3 up uWu in uWu theiw :3 awms ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast x3 up uWu theiw :33 caps] +>_< O, ;;w;; me awonye! ^-^ Make xDD you :3 a xDD swowd of me? +;;w;; If these >_< shows be nyot outwawd, which of xDD you +OwO But >_> is fouw Vowsces? ^-^ Nyonye of xDD you >_> but >_> is +>w< Abwe to UwU beaw OwO against x3 the great Aufidius +^-^ A OwO shiewd >_< as x3 hawd >_< as ÚwÚ his. ^-^ A xDD cewtain number, +;;w;; Though thanks to all, ^w^ must UwU I select from aww; x3 the xDD west +Shall UwU beaw x3 the business uWu in x3 some othew x3 fight, +;;w;; As cause xDD wiww be ^-^ obey'd. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you to march; +xDD And fouw UwU shaww quickly dwaw x3 out x3 my >_> command, +>_< Which ;;w;; men OwO awe best >_> incwin'd. +^w^ COMINyIUS. March ;;w;; on, x3 my UwU fewwows; +^-^ Make ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ this >_> ostentation, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww +Divide uWu in aww with >_> us. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +uWu The :3 gates of ;;w;; Cowiowi + +TITUS WAWTIUS, xDD having uWu set :3 a xDD guawd ;;w;; upon Corioli, x3 going with drum ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twumpet +toward COMINIUS ÚwÚ and >_> CAIUS ^w^ MAWCIUS, ;;w;; entews with :3 a WIEUTENyANT, othew xDD sowdiews, +ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; scout + +uWu WAWTIUS. So, wet x3 the ports be ^-^ guawded; >_< keep x3 youw >_> duties +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have uWu set them down. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do send, dispatch +>w< Those centuries to UwU ouw aid; x3 the xDD west xDD wiww serve +For :3 a showt holding. ;;w;; If ^.^ we wose x3 the field +We ;;w;; cannyot >_< keep x3 the xDD town. +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. Fear nyot UwU ouw care, sir. +uWu WAWTIUS. Hence, ÚwÚ and shut x3 youw :3 gates >_> upon's. +Our guidew, >_< come; to x3 th' Roman ÚwÚ camp ÚwÚ conduct >_> us. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_< VIII. +^-^ A field of ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ between x3 the Roman ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; Vowscian >_> camps + +x3 Awawum, >_< as uWu in ^.^ battwe. Entew >_< MAWCIUS ÚwÚ and xDD AUFIDIUS uWu at sevewaw x3 doows + +:3 MAWCIUS. I'll >w< fight with >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ thee, fow UwU I UwU do ^-^ hate uWu thee +Wowse than :3 a >_> pwomise-bweakew. +AUFIDIUS. We ^-^ hate OwO awike: +ÚwÚ Nyot UwU Afwic owns :3 a serpent UwU I abhow +uWu Mowe than >w< thy fame ÚwÚ and envy. >_> Fix >w< thy ^-^ foot. +:3 MAWCIUS. Let x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ budgew ^-^ die x3 the ;;w;; othew's :33 swave, +xDD And x3 the gods >_< doom ^.^ him ^w^ aftew! +AUFIDIUS. ;;w;; If UwU I fly, ^w^ Mawcius, +Hawwoa ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; hawe. +:3 MAWCIUS. OwO Within these >w< thwee houws, ^-^ Tuwwus, +uWu Awonye UwU I ÚwÚ fought uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; Cowiowi walls, +xDD And UwU made >_> what ^.^ wowk UwU I pweas'd. 'Tis nyot x3 my :3 bwood +^-^ Whewein xDD thou seest ;;w;; me ^.^ mask'd. For >w< thy xDD wevenge +Wrench x3 up >w< thy powew to x3 th' highest. +AUFIDIUS. :33 Wewt xDD thou x3 the >_> Hectow +:33 That UwU was x3 the whip of x3 youw ^.^ bwagg'd >_< pwogeny, +^.^ Thou shouwdst nyot ;;w;; scape ;;w;; me hewe. + +:3 Hewe ;;w;; they x3 fight, ÚwÚ and xDD cewtain ;;w;; Vowsces come uWu in x3 the >_> aid +of AUFIDIUS. >_< MAWCIUS >_< fights >w< tiww ;;w;; they be driven uWu in +^w^ bweathwess + +Officious, ÚwÚ and nyot valiant, xDD you uWu have ;;w;; sham'd ;;w;; me +^w^ In x3 youw condemnyed >_> seconds. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE xDD IX. +uWu The Roman ÚwÚ camp + +>w< Fwouwish. ;;w;; Awawum. ^-^ A ;;w;; wetweat >_> is ÚwÚ sounded. OwO Entew, uWu at one door, +COMINIUS with x3 the Romans; uWu at anyothew door, ^w^ MAWCIUS, with :33 his awm uWu in :3 a scarf + +^w^ COMINyIUS. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd tell uWu thee ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ this >w< thy day's work, +:3 Thou't nyot ^-^ bewieve >w< thy ^-^ deeds; >_> but I'll wepowt >w< it +Whewe :3 senyatows UwU shaww mingwe tears with ÚwÚ smiwes; +Whewe great :33 patwicians UwU shaww >w< attend, ÚwÚ and :33 shwug, +xDD I' x3 th' >w< end ;;w;; admiwe; :3 whewe ^.^ wadies UwU shaww be frighted +^.^ And, gwadwy ^-^ quak'd, hear mowe; :3 whewe x3 the dull :33 twibunyes, +:33 That with x3 the :3 fusty plebeians ^-^ hate ^.^ thinye honours, +Shall >_> say OwO against uWu theiw heawts ÚwÚ 'We >_> thank x3 the gods +Our ÚwÚ Wome hath xDD such :3 a sowdiew.' +ÚwÚ Yet xDD cam'st xDD thou to :3 a mowsew of ÚwÚ this OwO feast, +>_> Having fuwwy ÚwÚ din'd befowe. + +Entew TITUS WAWTIUS, with :33 his x3 powew, from x3 the pursuit + +uWu WAWTIUS. x3 O Genyewaw, +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 the >w< steed, ^.^ we x3 the x3 capawison. +UwU Hadst xDD thou >_< behewd- +:3 MAWCIUS. >_> Pway now, nyo mowe; x3 my :33 mothew, +Who >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ chawtew to uWu extow her bwood, +x3 When ^.^ she does praise ;;w;; me grieves x3 me. UwU I uWu have donye +;;w;; As xDD you uWu have xDD donye- ^w^ that's >_> what UwU I can; ^w^ induc'd +;;w;; As xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ been- ^w^ that's fow x3 my country. +>w< He :3 that >_> has >_> but :33 effected :33 his ÚwÚ good xDD wiww +>_< Hath overta'en >_< minye act. +^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> You UwU shaww nyot be +uWu The :3 gwave of x3 youw desewving; ÚwÚ Wome ^w^ must ^.^ knyow +uWu The value of her own. uWu 'Twewe :3 a ^.^ conceawment +Wowse than :3 a ^w^ theft, nyo less than :3 a traducement, +;;w;; To hide x3 youw ^-^ doings ÚwÚ and to :3 siwence :3 that +>_< Which, to x3 the spire ÚwÚ and ;;w;; top of pwaises ;;w;; vouch'd, +Wouwd xDD seem >_> but >w< modest. >_< Thewefowe, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +^w^ In xDD sign of >_> what xDD you awe, nyot to wewawd +>_> What xDD you uWu have :33 donye, >w< befowe UwU ouw ^.^ awmy hear x3 me. +:3 MAWCIUS. UwU I uWu have x3 some wounds ;;w;; upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they ^-^ smawt +;;w;; To hear x3 themsewves x3 wememb'wed. +^w^ COMINyIUS. Should ;;w;; they >_> nyot, +Weww ^w^ might ;;w;; they fester uWu 'gainst ingratitude +xDD And ^w^ tent x3 themsewves with death. Of aww x3 the :33 howses- +:3 Wheweof ^.^ we uWu have >_> ta'en UwU good, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ;;w;; stowe- of aww +uWu The treasure uWu in ÚwÚ this field ÚwÚ achiev'd ÚwÚ and city, +We render xDD you x3 the tenth; to be >_> ta'en fowth +^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ common distribution uWu at +uWu Youw >w< onwy >w< choice. +:3 MAWCIUS. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, Genyewaw, +OwO But ;;w;; cannyot >_< make x3 my >_< heawt >_< consent to OwO take +^-^ A bribe to x3 pay x3 my ^-^ swowd. UwU I UwU do refuse :33 it, +xDD And stand ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ common ÚwÚ pawt with UwU those +:33 That uWu have beheld x3 the doing. + +^-^ A ^-^ wong UwU fwouwish. ^-^ They aww cwy >_> 'Mawcius, xDD Mawcius!' +;;w;; cast x3 up uWu theiw caps ÚwÚ and :33 wances. COMINIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWTIUS stand OwO bawe + +^-^ May these same instwuments which xDD you uWu pwofanye +xDD Nyevew >_> sound uWu mowe! x3 When xDD dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets UwU shaww +xDD I' x3 th' field ^-^ pwuv fwattewews, wet couwts ÚwÚ and ^w^ cities be +Made aww of OwO fawse-fac'd uWu soothing. x3 When steew gwows +xDD Soft >_< as x3 the xDD pawasite's siwk, wet ^.^ him be UwU made +^-^ An ^.^ uvwtuwe fow x3 th' waws. No >_> mowe, UwU I :3 say. +For :3 that UwU I uWu have nyot >w< wash'd x3 my x3 nyose :3 that bwed, +:33 Ow x3 foiw'd x3 some >_< debiwe :3 wwetch, which ^-^ without ^-^ nyote +>_> Hewe's UwU many >_> ewse uWu have :33 donye, xDD you >_> shout ;;w;; me fowth +^w^ In >_> accwamations hypewbowicaw, +;;w;; As >_> if UwU I :3 wov'd x3 my xDD wittwe >_> shouwd be ;;w;; dieted +^w^ In pwaises :33 sauc'd with uWu wies. +^w^ COMINyIUS. Too :3 modest OwO awe uWu you; +uWu Mowe UwU cwuew to x3 youw ÚwÚ good wepowt than >_< gwatefuw +;;w;; To >_> us :3 that UwU give xDD you UwU twuwy. ^-^ By x3 youw patience, +;;w;; If uWu 'gainst >_> youwsewf xDD you be uWu incens'd, we'll put :3 you- +Wike one :3 that means :33 his OwO pwopew harm- uWu in >w< manyacwes, +UwU Then reason >w< safewy with OwO you. Therefore be >w< it ^-^ knyown, +;;w;; As to us, to aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, :3 that :3 Caius Marcius +xDD Weaws ÚwÚ this waw's gawwand; uWu in ;;w;; token of x3 the ^w^ which, +OwO My x3 nyobwe >w< steed, ÚwÚ knyown to x3 the :3 camp, UwU I UwU give :3 him, +With aww :33 his ÚwÚ twim x3 bewonging; ÚwÚ and from ÚwÚ this time, +For >_> what ^.^ he uWu did >w< befowe Corioli, ^.^ can ^.^ him +With aww x3 th' ÚwÚ appwause-and ^-^ cwamouw of x3 the >_< host, +:3 Caius Marcius Coriolanus. +ÚwÚ Beaw x3 th' >w< addition ;;w;; nyobwy evew! +[Flourish. Twumpets sound, ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwums] +uWu AWW. :3 Caius Marcius Cowiowanyus! +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go wash; +xDD And when x3 my OwO face >_> is >w< faiw xDD you UwU shaww >_> pewceive +Whethew UwU I bwush ow >w< nyo. xDD Howbeit, UwU I >_> thank uWu you; +UwU I >_> mean to stwide x3 youw >w< steed, ÚwÚ and uWu at aww times +;;w;; To undercrest x3 youw ÚwÚ good >w< addition +;;w;; To x3 th' OwO faiwnyess of x3 my UwU powew. +^w^ COMINyIUS. So, to UwU ouw ^w^ tent; +UwU Whewe, ere ^.^ we UwU do wepose us, ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< wwite +;;w;; To ÚwÚ Wome of UwU ouw OwO success. >_< You, Titus xDD Wawtius, +:3 Must to ;;w;; Cowiowi back. >_< Send >_> us to ÚwÚ Wome +uWu The ^w^ best, with ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we OwO may :3 awticuwate +For uWu theiw UwU own ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and >_> ouws. +uWu WAWTIUS. UwU I UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wowd. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu The gods x3 begin to ÚwÚ mock x3 me. I, :3 that nyow +>w< Wefus'd UwU most princely ;;w;; gifts, ^w^ am bound to ÚwÚ beg +Of x3 my Lord :33 Genyewaw. +^w^ COMINyIUS. ^.^ Take't- UwU 'tis OwO youws; >_> what is't? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I ÚwÚ sometime uWu way OwO hewe uWu in ;;w;; Cowiowi +At :3 a poor :33 man's ^.^ house; ^.^ he ;;w;; us'd ;;w;; me >w< kindwy. +>w< He cried to OwO me; UwU I saw ^.^ him prisoner; +OwO But xDD then Aufidius UwU was within x3 my ^.^ view, +xDD And >_> wwath o'erwhelm'd x3 my >_> pity. UwU I request xDD you +;;w;; To UwU give x3 my poor host freedom. +^w^ COMINyIUS. >_< O, weww xDD begg'd! +^.^ Wewe ^.^ he x3 the ;;w;; butchew of x3 my x3 son, ^.^ he >_> shouwd +^w^ Be fwee >_< as >_> is x3 the ^.^ wind. Deliver :3 him, ^.^ Titus. +uWu WAWTIUS. ^w^ Mawcius, :33 his :3 nyame? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ By Jupiter, >_> fowgot! +UwU I ^w^ am >_> weawy; >w< yea, x3 my ^w^ memowy >_> is xDD tiw'd. +:3 Have ^.^ we nyo winye hewe? +^w^ COMINyIUS. Go ^.^ we to UwU ouw uWu tent. +uWu The :3 bwood ;;w;; upon x3 youw >w< visage ^w^ dwies; UwU 'tis time +^.^ It >_> shouwd be >_> wook'd ;;w;; to. >w< Come. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< X. +uWu The ÚwÚ camp of x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces + +^-^ A UwU fwouwish. ^-^ Cownyets. Entew OwO TUWWUS xDD AUFIDIUS x3 bwoody, with >w< two ow >w< thwee ^-^ sowdiews + +AUFIDIUS. uWu The :33 town >_> is :33 ta'en. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. 'Twiww be :33 dewivew'd back on ÚwÚ good UwU condition. +AUFIDIUS. OwO Condition! +UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe :3 a Roman; fow UwU I cannot, +uWu Being :3 a Vowsce, be :3 that UwU I am. Condition? +>_> What ÚwÚ good condition ^.^ can :3 a ^w^ tweaty find +xDD I' x3 th' ÚwÚ pawt :3 that >_> is uWu at mercy? :3 Five xDD times, ^w^ Mawcius, +UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fought with ÚwÚ thee; UwU so often x3 hast xDD thou xDD beat OwO me; +xDD And wouldst UwU do >_> so, UwU I >_< think, >_> shouwd ^.^ we x3 encountew +;;w;; As often >_< as ^.^ we ^.^ eat. ^-^ By x3 th' ewements, +;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew again UwU I :3 meet ^.^ him ^w^ beawd to UwU beawd, +He's >_< minye ow UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ his. Mine ;;w;; emuwation +>_< Hath nyot :3 that honour OwO in't >w< it uWu had; fow :3 whewe +UwU I xDD thought to xDD cwush ^.^ him uWu in >w< an equal fowce, +;;w;; Twue xDD swowd to uWu swowd, I'll xDD potch uWu at ^.^ him x3 some :3 way, +:33 Ow >_> wwath ow cwaft OwO may get ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. He's x3 the deviw. +AUFIDIUS. :3 Bowdew, ^w^ though nyot UwU so :3 subtwe. OwO My :33 vawouw's OwO poison'd +With >w< onwy ÚwÚ suff'wing stain ^.^ by him; fow ^.^ him +Shall fwy x3 out of itself. x3 Nyow :33 sweep nor ^w^ sanctuawy, +uWu Being nyaked, :33 sick, nor ^-^ fanye nor Capitol, +uWu The >_< pwayews of priests nor times of sacrifice, +:3 Embawquements aww of ^w^ fuwy, UwU shaww lift x3 up +^-^ Theiw wotten OwO pwiviwege ÚwÚ and ;;w;; custom uWu 'gainst +OwO My ^-^ hate to ÚwÚ Mawcius. Whewe UwU I find :3 him, :3 wewe >w< it +At ^.^ home, ;;w;; upon x3 my brother's guawd, even thewe, +^w^ Against x3 the hospitable ÚwÚ canyon, ^.^ wouwd UwU I +Wash x3 my >_< fiewce uWu hand in's ;;w;; heawt. Go xDD you to x3 th' >_> city; +;;w;; Weawn >w< how UwU 'tis x3 hewd, ÚwÚ and >_> what ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 that ^w^ must +^w^ Be x3 hostages fow xDD Wome. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Will nyot xDD you >w< go? +AUFIDIUS. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ attended uWu at x3 the cypwess grove; UwU I pray :3 you- +'Tis south x3 the UwU city >w< miwws- ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd uWu thithew +How x3 the wowwd :33 goes, :3 that to x3 the >_> pace of >w< it +UwU I OwO may ^w^ spuw on x3 my jouwnyey. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. UwU I UwU shaww, sir. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew MENENIUS, with x3 the >w< two ÚwÚ Twibunyes of x3 the >_> peopwe, x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS + +MENENIUS. uWu The x3 auguwew uWu tewws ;;w;; me ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have nyews tonight. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good ow >_> bad? +MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot accowding to x3 the :3 pwayew of x3 the >_> peopwe, fow ;;w;; they wuv +nyot ÚwÚ Mawcius. +:3 SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Nyatuwe teaches x3 beasts to ^.^ knyow uWu theiw fwiends. +MENENIUS. >_> Pway UwU you, who does x3 the OwO wowf love? +:3 SICINyIUS. uWu The >w< wamb. +MENENIUS. Ay, to devour :3 him, >_< as x3 the hungwy plebeians ^.^ wouwd x3 the +x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Mawcius. +^w^ BWUTUS. He's :3 a :3 wamb :33 indeed, :3 that :33 baes ^.^ wike :3 a bear. +MENENIUS. He's :3 a UwU beaw :33 indeed, :3 that ;;w;; wives fike :3 a >w< wamb. >_> You >w< two OwO awe +;;w;; owd ÚwÚ men; tell ;;w;; me one ^.^ thing :3 that UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ ask OwO you. +x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. xDD Weww, sir. +MENENIUS. ^w^ In >_> what OwO enyowmity >_> is Marcius poor uWu in :3 that xDD you >w< two uWu have nyot +uWu in UwU abundance? +^w^ BWUTUS. He's poor uWu in nyo one ^w^ fauwt, >_> but ^.^ stow'd with all. +:3 SICINyIUS. >w< Especiawwy uWu in pwide. +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And topping aww ;;w;; othews uWu in boasting. +MENENIUS. This >_> is ;;w;; stwange now. Do xDD you >w< two ^.^ knyow >w< how xDD you OwO awe censured +OwO hewe uWu in x3 the city- UwU I >_> mean of >_> us ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ wight-hand fiwe? Do you? +x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. Why, >w< how OwO awe ^.^ we censuw'd? +MENENIUS. >_< Because xDD you tawk of >_< pwide x3 nyow- xDD wiww xDD you nyot be ^.^ angwy? +x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. xDD Weww, weww, ^w^ siw, well. +MENENIUS. Why, UwU 'tis nyo great mattew; fow :3 a xDD vewy xDD wittwe UwU thief of +;;w;; occasion xDD wiww rob xDD you of :3 a great deal of OwO patience. Give x3 youw +^w^ dispositions x3 the :3 weins, ÚwÚ and be angry uWu at x3 youw :33 pweasuwes- uWu at x3 the +least, >_> if xDD you OwO take >w< it >_< as :3 a :3 pweasuwe to xDD you uWu in ^.^ being :3 so. >_> You uWu bwame +Marcius fow ^.^ being ÚwÚ pwoud? +^w^ BWUTUS. We UwU do >w< it nyot ^-^ awonye, sir. +MENENIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ can UwU do xDD vewy xDD wittwe ^.^ awonye; fow x3 youw helps OwO awe +UwU many, ow >_> ewse x3 youw ;;w;; actions ^.^ wouwd gwow wondwous singwe: x3 youw +abilities OwO awe ^w^ too >_> infant-wike fow xDD doing much >_< awonye. >_> You tawk of +pwide. x3 O :3 that xDD you couwd turn x3 youw eyes toward x3 the napes of x3 youw +ÚwÚ nyecks, ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> but >w< an intewiow ;;w;; suwvey of x3 youw ÚwÚ good >_< sewves! x3 O +:3 that xDD you UwU couwd! +x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. >_> What >w< then, UwU siw? +MENENIUS. Why, xDD then xDD you >_> shouwd OwO discuvw :3 a ;;w;; bwace of :33 unmewiting, +:3 pwoud, viowent, testy magistwates-awias foows- >_< as xDD any uWu in xDD Wome. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ Menyenyius, xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ knyown weww enough UwU too. +MENENIUS. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ knyown to be :3 a humorous >w< patwician, ÚwÚ and one :3 that loves +:3 a >w< cup of :3 hot winye with nyot :3 a >_< dwop of awwaying >_< Tibew in't; uWu said to +be ^-^ something ^w^ impewfect uWu in xDD favouwing x3 the xDD fiwst ^-^ compwaint, >_> hasty +ÚwÚ and UwU tindew-wike ;;w;; upon ^w^ too OwO twiviaw >w< motion; one :3 that converses ^.^ mowe +with x3 the ^.^ buttock of x3 the >w< nyight than with x3 the forehead of x3 the +xDD mownying. >_> What UwU I think UwU I utter, ÚwÚ and spend x3 my malice uWu in x3 my >_< bweath. +Meeting >w< two xDD such ;;w;; weawsmen >_< as xDD you awe- UwU I ;;w;; cannyot caww xDD you +^.^ Wycuwguses- >_> if x3 the ÚwÚ dwink xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me :33 touch x3 my palate OwO advewsewy, UwU I +>_< make :3 a crooked OwO face uWu at :3 it. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> say x3 youw worships uWu have +:33 dewivew'd x3 the ;;w;; mattew weww, when UwU I find x3 the >w< ass uWu in ÚwÚ compound with +x3 the xDD majow ÚwÚ pawt of x3 youw sywwabwes; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ must be :3 content to +UwU beaw with UwU those :3 that >_> say xDD you OwO awe reverend :3 gwave men, yet ;;w;; they >_< wie +deadwy :3 that tell xDD you xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ good UwU faces. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> see ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 the +^.^ map of x3 my x3 micwocosm, xDD fowwows >w< it :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ knyown weww enough xDD too? +>_> What x3 hawm ^.^ can x3 youw x3 bisson conspectuities >_< gwean x3 out of ÚwÚ this +:3 chawactew, >_> if UwU I be ÚwÚ knyown weww enough xDD too? +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, come, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow xDD you weww enyough. +MENENIUS. >_> You ^.^ knyow :3 nyeithew uWu me, ^w^ youwsewves, nor xDD any >_> thing. >_> You OwO awe +:3 ambitious fow poor ;;w;; knyaves' caps ÚwÚ and wegs; xDD you ^-^ weaw x3 out :3 a ÚwÚ good +whowesome uWu fowenyoon uWu in hearing :3 a cause ^-^ between >w< an xDD owange-wife ÚwÚ and +:3 a UwU fosset-sewwew, ÚwÚ and xDD then rejourn x3 the controversy of thweepence +to :3 a second day of audience. x3 When xDD you OwO awe hearing :3 a ;;w;; mattew +^-^ between party ÚwÚ and ^.^ pawty, >_> if xDD you chance to be ;;w;; pinch'd with x3 the +cowic, xDD you >_< make faces ^.^ wike >_> mummews, uWu set x3 up x3 the bwoody flag +OwO against aww patience, x3 and, uWu in xDD woawing fow :3 a chamber-pot, dismiss +x3 the controversy uWu bweeding, x3 the ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ entangwed ^.^ by x3 youw ;;w;; heawing. All +x3 the uWu peace xDD you >_< make uWu in uWu theiw cause >_> is x3 cawwing both x3 the ;;w;; pawties +>_> knyaves. >_> You OwO awe :3 a :33 paiw of ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ onyes. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you OwO awe weww ^-^ undewstood to be :3 a :33 pewfectew OwO gibew +fow x3 the tabwe than :3 a ^.^ nyecessawy bencher uWu in x3 the Capitol. +MENENIUS. Our xDD vewy priests ^w^ must :33 become >_> mockews, >_> if ;;w;; they UwU shaww +x3 encountew xDD such ^w^ widicuwous subjects >_< as xDD you x3 awe. x3 When xDD you speak +best >w< unto x3 the xDD puwpose, >w< it >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the >_< wagging of x3 youw +>w< beawds; ÚwÚ and x3 youw beards OwO desewve nyot UwU so ^.^ honyouwabwe :3 a :3 gwave >_< as to +^w^ stuff :3 a botcher's >_> cushion ow to be uWu entomb'd uWu in >w< an ass's +pack-saddwe. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you ^w^ must be :3 saying Marcius >_> is ^.^ pwoud; who, uWu in :3 a +cheap ^w^ estimation, >_> is ^.^ wowth aww x3 youw ^w^ pwedecessows xDD since ÚwÚ Deucawion; +^w^ though pewadventuwe x3 some of x3 the best of x3 'em :3 wewe heweditawy +>_< hangmen. :33 God-den to x3 youw worships. uWu Mowe of x3 youw ^w^ convewsation +^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ infect x3 my :3 bwain, ^.^ being x3 the ^-^ hewdsmen of x3 the OwO beastwy +plebeians. UwU I xDD wiww be bold to OwO take x3 my OwO weave of OwO you. +[BWUTUS ÚwÚ and x3 SICINyIUS OwO go aside] + +Entew OwO VOWUMNyIA, >w< VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ and >_> VAWEWIA + +How now, x3 my >_< as >w< faiw >_< as x3 nyobwe ladies- ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; moon, :3 wewe ^.^ she +xDD eawthwy, nyo nyobwew- :33 whithew UwU do xDD you ;;w;; fowwow x3 youw eyes UwU so fast? +>_> VOWUMNyIA. :3 Honyouwabwe ^-^ Menyenyius, x3 my ;;w;; boy Marcius :3 appwoaches; fow x3 the +wuv of >_< Junyo, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. +MENENIUS. uWu Ha! Marcius xDD coming ^w^ home? +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Ay, ÚwÚ wowthy ^-^ Menyenyius, ÚwÚ and with UwU most :33 pwospewous +approbation. +MENENIUS. ^.^ Take x3 my xDD cap, Jupiter, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank thee. >_> Hoo! +Marcius xDD coming x3 home! +OwO VOWUMNyIA, VIRGILIA. Nyay, UwU 'tis true. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. x3 Wook, hewe's :3 a >_> wettew from him; x3 the >w< state hath another, +:33 his >w< wife another; ÚwÚ and UwU I think there's one uWu at ^.^ home fow OwO you. +MENENIUS. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make x3 my xDD vewy ;;w;; house x3 weew to-night. ^-^ A >_> wettew fow me? +VIRGILIA. Yes, cewtain, there's :3 a >_> wettew fow uWu you; UwU I ^w^ saw't. +MENENIUS. ^-^ A >_> wettew fow me! ^.^ It ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me >w< an estate of ÚwÚ seven >_> yeaws' +health; uWu in which time UwU I xDD wiww >_< make :3 a >_< wip uWu at x3 the physician. uWu The +UwU most suvweign prescription uWu in ÚwÚ Gawen >_> is >_> but empiwicutic x3 and, to +ÚwÚ this xDD pwesewvative, of nyo xDD bettew wepowt than :3 a xDD howse-dwench. Is ^.^ he +nyot wounded? >w< He UwU was UwU wont to come ^.^ home wounded. +VIRGILIA. >_< O, no, no, >w< nyo. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ wounded, UwU I >_> thank x3 the gods xDD fow't. +MENENIUS. ^w^ So UwU do UwU I :3 too, >_> if >w< it be nyot ^w^ too :33 much. Bwings :3 a OwO victowy uWu in +:33 his ^w^ pocket? uWu The wounds :33 become ^.^ him. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. On's brows, ^-^ Menyenyius, ^.^ he x3 comes x3 the thiwd time ^.^ home with +x3 the UwU oaken gawwand. +MENENIUS. x3 Has ^.^ he discipwin'd Aufidius ÚwÚ soundwy? +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Titus :3 Wawtius >_< wwites ;;w;; they ÚwÚ fought together, >_> but Aufidius +^w^ got off. +MENENIUS. xDD And uWu 'twas time fow ^.^ him :3 too, I'll :33 wawwant ^.^ him :33 that; >w< an ^.^ he +xDD had OwO stay'd ^.^ by :3 him, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have :33 been UwU so xDD fidius'd fow aww x3 the +uWu chests uWu in ;;w;; Cowiowi ÚwÚ and x3 the gowd ^w^ that's uWu in OwO them. Is x3 the :33 Senyate +>_< possess'd of :3 this? +>_> VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ Good x3 wadies, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. Yes, :3 yes, ^w^ yes: x3 the :33 Senyate >_> has +x3 wettews from x3 the general, wherein ^.^ he ;;w;; gives x3 my >_< son x3 the whole xDD nyame +of x3 the UwU waw; ^.^ he hath uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu action outdonye :33 his xDD fowmew >_< deeds +doubwy. +xDD VAWEWIA. ^w^ In troth, there's wondwous ^.^ things ^-^ spoke of ^.^ him. +MENENIUS. Wondwous! Ay, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, ÚwÚ and nyot ^-^ without :33 his true +puwchasing. +VIRGILIA. uWu The gods gwant them ^-^ twue! +>_> VOWUMNyIA. True! >w< pow, waw. +MENENIUS. True! I'll be sworn ;;w;; they OwO awe true. Whewe >_> is ^.^ he wounded? +:33 [To x3 the ÚwÚ TWIBUNyES] ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wowships! Marcius >_> is xDD coming +ÚwÚ home; ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ mowe cause to be :3 pwoud. Whewe >_> is ^.^ he wounded? +>_> VOWUMNyIA. xDD I' x3 th' shoulder ÚwÚ and :33 i' x3 th' left OwO awm; there xDD wiww be large +>_> cicatwices to x3 show x3 the OwO peopwe when ^.^ he UwU shaww stand fow :33 his ;;w;; pwace. +>w< He uWu weceived uWu in x3 the x3 wepuwse of >_> Tawquin ÚwÚ seven OwO huwts :33 i' x3 th' body. +MENENIUS. x3 Onye :33 i' x3 th' x3 nyeck ÚwÚ and >w< two :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ thigh- there's >w< nyinye :3 that UwU I +:33 knyow. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >w< He xDD had >w< befowe ÚwÚ this >w< wast ÚwÚ expedition OwO twenty-five wounds +;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +MENENIUS. Now x3 it's ÚwÚ twenty-seven; every gash UwU was >w< an ÚwÚ enyemy's x3 gwave. +:3 [A >_> shout ÚwÚ and flourish] :33 Hawk! x3 the x3 twumpets. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. ;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the ;;w;; ushews of ÚwÚ Mawcius. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ him ^.^ he xDD cawwies +noise, ÚwÚ and x3 behind ^.^ him ^.^ he >w< weaves teaws; +Death, :3 that dark ^-^ spiwit, in's nervy awm xDD doth wie, +>_< Which, ^.^ being advanc'd, declines, ÚwÚ and xDD then ;;w;; men die. + +^-^ A sennet. Twumpets UwU sound. Entew COMINIUS x3 the +x3 GENyEWAW, ÚwÚ and TITUS LARTIUS; ^-^ between ÚwÚ them, +OwO COWIOWANyUS, cwown'd with >w< an UwU oaken gawwand; with +uWu CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu HEWAWD + +HEWAWD. Knyow, ^w^ Wome, :3 that aww awonye Marcius uWu did >w< fight +OwO Within ;;w;; Cowiowi ^.^ gates, :3 whewe ^.^ he hath >_> won, +With x3 fame, :3 a xDD nyame to :3 Caius ^-^ Mawcius; these +^w^ In honour xDD fowwows Coriolanus. +Welcome to ^w^ Wome, uWu wenyownyed Cowiowanyus! [Flourish] +uWu AWW. Welcome to ^w^ Wome, uWu wenyownyed Cowiowanyus! +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. No ^.^ mowe of uWu this, >w< it does ^-^ offend x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +>_> Pway now, nyo more. +^w^ COMINyIUS. x3 Wook, ^w^ siw, x3 youw mothew! +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< O, +>_> You have, UwU I knyow, ^-^ petition'd aww x3 the gods +For x3 my prosperity! >_< [Knyeews] +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Nyay, x3 my ÚwÚ good sowdiew, xDD up; +OwO My ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Mawcius, ÚwÚ wowthy Caius, ÚwÚ and +^-^ By ^-^ deed-achieving honour x3 nyewwy >_< nyam'd- +>_> What >_> is :33 it? Cowiowanyus ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ can thee? +But, >_< O, >w< thy wife! +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO My >_> gwacious siwence, ^.^ haiw! +Wouldst xDD thou uWu have >_< waugh'd xDD had UwU I come OwO coffin'd ^.^ home, +:33 That :33 weep'st to >_> see ;;w;; me >w< twiumph? xDD Ah, x3 my deaw, +>w< Such eyes x3 the widows uWu in ;;w;; Cowiowi OwO weaw, +xDD And mothews :3 that ^.^ wack >w< sons. +MENENIUS. Now x3 the gods >_< cwown uWu thee! +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. xDD And ^w^ wive xDD you :33 yet? :33 [To ^-^ VAWEWIA] x3 O x3 my x3 sweet UwU wady, +pardon. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe to x3 tuwn. +>_< O, wewcome x3 home! xDD And ;;w;; wewcome, :33 Genyewaw. +xDD And ;;w;; y'awe wewcome all. +MENENIUS. ^-^ A :3 hundwed thousand welcomes. UwU I couwd xDD weep +xDD And UwU I couwd OwO waugh; UwU I ^w^ am >w< wight ÚwÚ and heavy. x3 Wewcome! +^-^ A UwU cuwse x3 begin uWu at xDD vewy ^.^ woot UwU on's >_< heawt +:33 That >_> is nyot uWu gwad to >_> see uWu thee! >_> You OwO awe >w< thwee +:33 That ÚwÚ Wome >_> shouwd >_> dote xDD on; ^w^ yet, ^.^ by x3 the :33 faith of men, +We uWu have x3 some ;;w;; owd cwab trees OwO hewe uWu at ^.^ home :3 that xDD wiww nyot +^w^ Be uWu gwafted to x3 youw x3 wewish. ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; wewcome, warriors. +We caww :3 a nettle >_> but :3 a xDD nyettwe, ÚwÚ and +uWu The :33 fauwts of foows >_> but ^w^ fowwy. +^w^ COMINyIUS. ^w^ Evew ÚwÚ wight. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Menyenyius ever, ever. +HEWAWD. Give uWu way thewe, ÚwÚ and OwO go :3 on. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :33 [To :33 his >w< wife ÚwÚ and mother] uWu Youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ and x3 youws. +Ere uWu in UwU ouw UwU own ;;w;; house UwU I UwU do shade x3 my head, +uWu The ÚwÚ good :33 patwicians ^w^ must be uWu visited; +Fwom ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have weceiv'd nyot >w< onwy UwU gweetings, +OwO But with them change of >_< honyouws. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU I uWu have >_< wived +;;w;; To >_> see inhewited x3 my xDD vewy wishes, +xDD And x3 the buiwdings of x3 my fancy; >w< onwy +>_> Thewe's one ^.^ thing wanting, which UwU I doubt nyot >_> but +Our ÚwÚ Wome xDD wiww ;;w;; cast ;;w;; upon thee. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Knyow, ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, +UwU I xDD had rather be uWu theiw xDD sewvant uWu in x3 my uWu way +Than xDD sway with them uWu in theirs. +^w^ COMINyIUS. ÚwÚ On, to x3 the Capitol. +[Flourish. ^-^ Cownyets. Exeunt uWu in state, >_< as befowe] + +BRUTUS ÚwÚ and x3 SICINyIUS come forward + +^w^ BWUTUS. All tongues speak of ^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 the bleared uWu sights +^w^ Awe spectacwed to >_> see ^.^ him. uWu Youw :33 pwattwing nyuwse +^.^ Into :3 a UwU waptuwe wets her baby cwy +While ^.^ she chats him; x3 the ^-^ kitchen malkin pins +:3 Hew wichest x3 wockwam 'bout her >_< weechy neck, +^.^ Cwamb'wing x3 the OwO wawws to ^w^ eye him; ;;w;; stawws, buwks, ÚwÚ windows, +^w^ Awe smother'd up, weads :3 fiww'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; widges hors'd +With ^.^ vawiabwe compwexions, aww :33 agweeing +^w^ In >_> eawnyestnyess to >_> see ^.^ him. ;;w;; Sewd-shown fwamens +Do x3 pwess ^-^ among x3 the :33 popuwaw x3 thwongs ÚwÚ and puff +;;w;; To x3 win :3 a uWu vuwgaw >_> station; UwU ouw veil'd ÚwÚ dames +^-^ Commit x3 the >w< waw of ^-^ white ÚwÚ and >_< damask uWu in +^-^ Theiw nyicewy >w< gawded >_> cheeks to x3 th' >_< wanton :33 spoiw +Of x3 Phoebus' ^.^ buwnying ÚwÚ kisses. >w< Such :3 a pother, +;;w;; As >_> if :3 that ^-^ whatsoevew god who weads ^.^ him +^.^ Wewe slily x3 cwept x3 into :33 his human x3 powews, +xDD And uWu gave ^.^ him ^.^ gwacefuw posture. +:3 SICINyIUS. On x3 the ^.^ sudden +UwU I :33 wawwant ^.^ him consul. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Then UwU ouw ^.^ office OwO may +^w^ Duwing :33 his powew OwO go OwO sweep. +:3 SICINyIUS. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot temp'rately transport :33 his honyouws +Fwom :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> shouwd x3 begin ÚwÚ and ^w^ end, >_> but xDD wiww +>_< Wose UwU those ^.^ he hath uWu won. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ In :3 that there's UwU comfowt. +:3 SICINyIUS. Doubt nyot +uWu The >_> commonyews, fow ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we x3 stand, >_> but ;;w;; they +>_> Upon uWu theiw UwU ancient malice xDD wiww x3 fowget +With x3 the least cause these :33 his x3 nyew ^w^ honyouws; which +:33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU give them >_< make UwU I >_< as xDD wittwe ;;w;; question +;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is OwO pwoud to >_< do't. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I heard ^.^ him x3 sweaw, +^.^ Wewe ^.^ he to stand fow consul, >_< nyevew ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he +Appear :33 i' x3 th' mawket-pwace, nor on ^.^ him put +uWu The xDD nyapwess ^.^ vestuwe of humility; +Nor, :33 showing, >_< as x3 the ^w^ mannyew ;;w;; is, :33 his wounds +;;w;; To x3 th' >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ beg uWu theiw >w< stinking bweaths. +:3 SICINyIUS. 'Tis ÚwÚ wight. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ It UwU was :33 his OwO wowd. >_< O, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; miss >w< it rather +Than carry >w< it >_> but ^.^ by x3 the >_> suit of x3 the ÚwÚ gentwy to ^.^ him +xDD And x3 the ^.^ desiwe of x3 the >_> nyobwes. +:3 SICINyIUS. UwU I ÚwÚ wish nyo xDD bettew +Than uWu have ^.^ him howd :3 that xDD puwpose, ÚwÚ and to put >w< it +^w^ In xDD execution. +^w^ BWUTUS. 'Tis UwU most ^.^ wike ^.^ he :33 wiww. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^.^ It UwU shaww be to ^.^ him xDD then >_< as UwU ouw ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ wiwws: +^-^ A >_< suwe ^.^ destwuction. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ So >w< it ^w^ must faww x3 out +;;w;; To ^.^ him ow UwU ouw authorities. For >w< an ^w^ end, +We ^w^ must ^.^ suggest x3 the OwO peopwe uWu in >_> what >_< hatwed +>w< He still hath hewd OwO them; :3 that to's powew ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd +:3 Have UwU made them x3 muwes, silenc'd uWu theiw UwU pweadews, ÚwÚ and +Dispropertied uWu theiw UwU fweedoms; uWu howding them +^w^ In human uWu action ÚwÚ and ;;w;; capacity +Of nyo ^.^ mowe :3 souw nor ^.^ fitnyess fow x3 the wowwd +Than camels uWu in uWu theiw waw, who uWu have uWu theiw pwovand +Onwy fow :33 beawing ^-^ buwdens, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sowe ^w^ bwows +For sinking :33 undew OwO them. +:3 SICINyIUS. >w< This, >_< as xDD you say, uWu suggested +At x3 some time when :33 his soaring :3 insowence +Shall :33 touch x3 the ^w^ peopwe- which time UwU shaww nyot >w< want, +;;w;; If ^.^ he be put x3 upon't, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's >_< as ^w^ easy +;;w;; As to uWu set ^.^ dogs on sheep- xDD wiww be :33 his fire +;;w;; To ÚwÚ kindwe uWu theiw xDD dwy :33 stubbwe; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw bwaze +Shall dawken ^.^ him fow ever. + +Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW + +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +x3 MESSENGEW. >_> You OwO awe sent fow to x3 the Capitol. 'Tis xDD thought +:33 That Marcius UwU shaww be consul. +UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the UwU dumb ;;w;; men :33 thwong to >_> see ^.^ him ÚwÚ and +uWu The ^w^ bwind to hear ^.^ him speak; matrons UwU fwung gloves, +Wadies ÚwÚ and ^w^ maids uWu theiw ^.^ scawfs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ handkewchews, +>_> Upon ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he x3 pass'd; x3 the nyobwes bended +;;w;; As to Juv's statue, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< commons UwU made +^-^ A shower ÚwÚ and >_> thundew with uWu theiw caps ÚwÚ and ^.^ shouts. +UwU I >_< nyevew saw x3 the >_> wike. +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Wet's to x3 the Capitol, +xDD And carry with >_> us OwO eaws ÚwÚ and eyes fow x3 th' time, +OwO But heawts fow x3 the UwU event. +:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Have with OwO you. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +xDD Wome. uWu The Capitow + +Entew >w< two ^w^ OFFICEWS, to uWu way :33 cushions, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe uWu in x3 the Capitow + +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. ^.^ Come, come, ;;w;; they OwO awe almost hewe. How UwU many stand fow +;;w;; consuwships? +^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. Three, ;;w;; they say; >_> but UwU 'tis xDD thought of every one +Cowiowanyus xDD wiww carry :3 it. +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. >w< That's :3 a >_< bwave fellow; >_> but uWu he's UwU vengeance OwO pwoud ÚwÚ and +loves nyot x3 the ^w^ common ^-^ peopwe. +^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. Faith, there uWu have :33 been UwU many great ;;w;; men :3 that uWu have +flatter'd x3 the >_> peopwe, who ^w^ nye'ew xDD wuvd OwO them; ÚwÚ and there be UwU many +:3 that ;;w;; they uWu have loved, ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow nyot ÚwÚ whewefowe; UwU so :3 that, >_> if ;;w;; they +wuv ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why, ;;w;; they ^-^ hate ;;w;; upon nyo xDD bettew :3 a :33 gwound. +>_< Thewefowe, fow Cowiowanyus :3 nyeithew to :3 cawe >w< whethew ;;w;; they wuv ow +^-^ hate ^.^ him manifests x3 the true >_< knyowwedge ^.^ he >_> has uWu in uWu theiw +uWu disposition, ÚwÚ and x3 out of :33 his x3 nyobwe uWu cawewessnyess wets them x3 pwainwy +;;w;; see't. +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. ;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu did nyot :3 cawe >w< whethew ^.^ he xDD had uWu theiw wuv ow no, +^.^ he ^-^ waved xDD indiffewentwy 'twixt xDD doing them :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ good nor harm; +>_> but ^.^ he >_> seeks uWu theiw ^-^ hate with :33 gweatew xDD devotion than ;;w;; they ^.^ can +render >w< it :3 him, ÚwÚ and >w< weaves >_< nyothing ÚwÚ undonye :3 that OwO may fuwwy OwO discuvw +^.^ him uWu theiw UwU opposite. Now to xDD seem to affect x3 the malice ÚwÚ and +>_< dispweasuwe of x3 the OwO peopwe >_> is >_< as :33 bad >_< as :3 that which ^.^ he dislikes- to +flatter them fow uWu theiw love. +^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. >w< He hath deserved ^-^ wowthiwy of :33 his country; ÚwÚ and :33 his +OwO ascent >_> is nyot ^.^ by xDD such ^w^ easy >_> degwees >_< as UwU those who, xDD having :33 been +supple ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwteous to x3 the >_> peopwe, ^w^ bonnyeted, ^-^ without xDD any further +^.^ deed to uWu have them uWu at all, x3 into uWu theiw estimation ÚwÚ and >w< wepowt; >_> but +^.^ he hath UwU so ^-^ pwanted :33 his honyouws uWu in uWu theiw eyes ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; actions uWu in +uWu theiw heawts :3 that fow uWu theiw tongues to be silent ÚwÚ and nyot x3 confess +UwU so much :3 wewe :3 a uWu kind of UwU ingwatefuw UwU injuwy; to wepowt ^-^ othewwise +:3 wewe :3 a malice :3 that, ^.^ giving itsewf x3 the wie, ^.^ wouwd pluck >_< wepwoof +ÚwÚ and ^.^ webuke from every caw :3 that heard :3 it. +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. No ^.^ mowe of him; uWu he's :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy man. ^-^ Make :3 way, ;;w;; they +OwO awe :3 coming. + +^-^ A sennet. Entew x3 the PATWICIANS ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ TWIBUNyES +ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE xDD PEOPWE, ^-^ WICTOWS >w< befowe OwO them; OwO COWIOWANyUS, +MENENIUS, COMINIUS x3 the ^.^ Consuw. x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and +BRUTUS OwO take uWu theiw pwaces ^.^ by x3 themsewves. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS >w< stands + +MENENIUS. >_> Having ;;w;; detewmin'd of x3 the ^w^ Vowsces, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; To >_> send fow Titus xDD Wawtius, >w< it >_< wemains, +;;w;; As x3 the :33 main :33 point of ÚwÚ this UwU ouw aftew-meeting, +;;w;; To UwU gwatify :33 his x3 nyobwe OwO sewvice :3 that +>_< Hath OwO thus :33 stood fow :33 his country. Therefore uWu pwease UwU you, +:3 Most reverend ÚwÚ and :3 gwave ewdews, to ^.^ desiwe +uWu The xDD pwesent xDD consuw ÚwÚ and >w< wast general +^w^ In UwU ouw weww-found successes to wepowt +^-^ A xDD wittwe of :3 that ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ wowk pewfowm'd +^-^ By :3 Caius Marcius Coriolanus; ÚwÚ whom +We >w< met OwO hewe both to >_> thank ÚwÚ and to remember +With honyouws ^.^ wike himself. [CORIOLANUS sits] +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Speak, ÚwÚ good Cominyius. +Weave >_< nyothing x3 out fow ÚwÚ wength, ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> us think +Rather UwU ouw >_< state's ÚwÚ defective fow wequitaw +Than ^.^ we to stretch >w< it OwO out. Mastews ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> peopwe, +We UwU do request x3 youw x3 kindest ears; x3 and, after, +uWu Youw >w< woving >_> motion toward x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; body, +;;w;; To yield >_> what ^-^ passes hewe. +:3 SICINyIUS. We OwO awe :3 convented +>_> Upon :3 a pweasing >_< tweaty, ÚwÚ and uWu have heawts +>_< Incwinyabwe to honour ÚwÚ and advance +uWu The :33 theme of UwU ouw ^w^ assembwy. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Which x3 the rather +We UwU shaww be uWu bwess'd to UwU do, >_> if ^.^ he remember +^-^ A kinder value of x3 the OwO peopwe than +>w< He hath hereto x3 pwiz'd them at. +MENENIUS. >w< That's ^w^ off, ^w^ that's :33 off; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you rather xDD had :33 been ^-^ siwent. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you +;;w;; To hear Cominyius x3 speak? +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Most >_< wiwwingwy. +OwO But yet x3 my ^w^ caution UwU was ^.^ mowe pertinent +Than x3 the ^.^ webuke xDD you UwU give :3 it. +MENENIUS. >w< He loves x3 youw xDD peopwe; +OwO But :33 tie ^.^ him nyot to be uWu theiw uWu bedfewwow. +Wowthy Cominyius, >_< speak. +[CORIOLANUS wises, ÚwÚ and x3 offews to OwO go away] +Nyay, >_< keep x3 youw ;;w;; pwace. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> Sit, Cowiowanyus, >_< nyevew ^-^ shame to hear +>_> What xDD you uWu have ;;w;; nyobwy ^-^ donye. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu Youw >w< Honyouws' pardon. +UwU I xDD had rather uWu have x3 my wounds to heal again +Than hear >_> say >w< how UwU I ^w^ got OwO them. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU hope +OwO My wowds disbench'd xDD you not. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo, siw; yet :3 oft, +x3 When ^w^ bwows uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me ;;w;; stay, UwU I ^w^ fwed from ÚwÚ wowds. +>_> You sooth'd >_> nyot, >_< thewefowe ÚwÚ huwt not. OwO But x3 youw >_> peopwe, +UwU I wuv them >_< as ;;w;; they :33 weigh- +MENENIUS. >_> Pway now, sit down. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I xDD had rather uWu have one x3 scwatch x3 my >_> head :33 i' x3 th' sun +x3 When x3 the OwO awawum :3 wewe >w< stwuck than idly sit +;;w;; To hear x3 my xDD nyothings monstew'd. uWu Exit +MENENIUS. Mastews of x3 the >_> peopwe, +uWu Youw multiplying >w< spawn >w< how ^.^ can ^.^ he fwattew- +>w< That's thousand to one ÚwÚ good UwU onye- when xDD you nyow >_> see +>w< He xDD had rather venture aww :33 his x3 wimbs fow honour +Than one UwU on's OwO eaws to hear :33 it? Proceed, Cominyius. +^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ wack voice; x3 the >_< deeds of Cowiowanyus +Should nyot be OwO uttew'd ^.^ feebwy. ^.^ It >_> is hewd +:33 That valour >_> is x3 the ^.^ chiefest viwtue ÚwÚ and +:3 Most dignyifies x3 the OwO havew. ;;w;; If >w< it be, +uWu The x3 man UwU I speak of ;;w;; cannyot uWu in x3 the wowwd +^w^ Be OwO singwy xDD countewpois'd. At :33 sixteen years, +x3 When >_> Tawquin UwU made :3 a >_> head fow ^w^ Wome, ^.^ he ÚwÚ fought +^.^ Beyond x3 the mark of :3 othews; UwU ouw xDD then ;;w;; Dictatow, +;;w;; Whom with aww praise UwU I :33 point :3 at, saw ^.^ him >w< fight +x3 When with :33 his Amazonian ^w^ chin ^.^ he >_< dwuv +uWu The bwistwed lips >w< befowe him; ^.^ he ^w^ bestwid +^-^ An o'ewpwess'd Roman ÚwÚ and :33 i' x3 th' consul's x3 view +Swew >w< thwee xDD opposews; x3 Tawquin's self ^.^ he :3 met, +xDD And >w< stwuck ^.^ him on :33 his uWu knyee. ^w^ In :3 that day's x3 feats, +x3 When ^.^ he ^w^ might ;;w;; act x3 the OwO woman uWu in x3 the :33 scenye, +>w< He ^.^ pwov'd best x3 man :33 i' x3 th' >_> fiewd, ÚwÚ and fow :33 his >_> meed +Was bwow-bound with x3 the ^-^ oak. ÚwÚ His ^w^ pupiw age +Man-ent'wed thus, ^.^ he ÚwÚ waxed ^.^ wike :3 a :33 sea, +xDD And uWu in x3 the >w< bwunt of seventeen :3 battwes xDD since +>w< He :33 wuwch'd aww :33 swowds of x3 the gawwand. For ÚwÚ this last, +^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ and uWu in Corioli, wet ;;w;; me >_> say +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak ^.^ him >_> home. >w< He ;;w;; stopp'd x3 the ^-^ fwiews, +xDD And ^.^ by :33 his OwO wawe ^w^ exampwe UwU made x3 the x3 cowawd +Tuwn tewwow x3 into >_< spowt; >_< as UwU weeds >w< befowe +^-^ A vessel :33 undew sail, UwU so ;;w;; men obey'd +xDD And UwU feww bewow :33 his ^-^ stem. ÚwÚ His uWu swowd, ^w^ death's stamp, +Whewe >w< it uWu did >_> mawk, >w< it UwU took; from OwO face to :33 foot +>w< He UwU was :3 a ^.^ thing of bwood, x3 whose every >_> motion +Was tim'd with dying ^w^ cwies. uWu Awonye ^.^ he ^w^ ent'wed +uWu The >w< mowtaw uWu gate of x3 th' city, which ^.^ he painted +With OwO shunwess ^w^ destiny; ^-^ aidwess ^-^ came ^w^ off, +xDD And with :3 a ^.^ sudden we-enfowcement >w< stwuck +;;w;; Cowiowi ^.^ wike :3 a xDD pwanyet. Now aww's ÚwÚ his. +x3 When ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 the OwO din of >w< waw OwO 'gan xDD piewce +ÚwÚ His ready sense, xDD then ^w^ stwaight :33 his doubled ^w^ spiwit +Re-quick'ned >_> what uWu in >w< fwesh UwU was ^w^ fatigate, +xDD And to x3 the ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ came he; :3 whewe ^.^ he uWu did +OwO Wun weeking ^-^ o'ew x3 the ;;w;; wives of men, >_< as >_> if +uWu 'Twewe :3 a pewpetuaw spoiw; ÚwÚ and >w< tiww ^.^ we ^w^ caww'd +UwU Both field ÚwÚ and UwU city ouws ^.^ he >_< nyevew :33 stood +;;w;; To ^w^ ease :33 his breast with ^w^ panting. +MENENIUS. Wowthy ;;w;; man! +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot >_> but with UwU measuwe ;;w;; fit x3 the honyouws +>_< Which ^.^ we >w< devise ^.^ him. +^w^ COMINyIUS. Our UwU spoiws ^.^ he kick'd :3 at, +xDD And >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon ^.^ things >_< pwecious >_< as ;;w;; they :3 wewe +uWu The ^w^ common muck of x3 the wowwd. >w< He ^w^ cuvts less +Than misery itsewf ^.^ wouwd give, rewards +ÚwÚ His >_< deeds with xDD doing ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and >_> is :3 content +;;w;; To spend x3 the time to >w< end :3 it. +MENENIUS. He's >w< wight noble; +Let ^.^ him be ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; fow. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Caww Coriolanus. +:3 OFFICEW. >w< He xDD doth :3 appeaw. + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ COWIOWANyUS + +MENENIUS. uWu The >_< Senyate, Cowiowanyus, OwO awe weww pleas'd +;;w;; To >_< make uWu thee consul. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I UwU do >_> owe them still +OwO My >w< wife ÚwÚ and ^w^ sewvices. +MENENIUS. ^.^ It xDD then remains +:33 That xDD you UwU do speak to x3 the ^-^ peopwe. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you +Let ;;w;; me ;;w;; o'ewweap :3 that OwO custom; fow UwU I ;;w;; cannyot +>_> Put on x3 the x3 gown, stand nyaked, ÚwÚ and entweat them +For x3 my uWu wounds' ÚwÚ sake to UwU give uWu theiw suffwage. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you +:33 That UwU I OwO may pass ÚwÚ this doing. +:3 SICINyIUS. UwU Siw, x3 the OwO peopwe +:3 Must uWu have uWu theiw UwU voices; :3 nyeithew xDD wiww ;;w;; they uWu bate +x3 Onye jot of :3 cewemony. +MENENIUS. >_> Put them nyot to't. +>_> Pway xDD you OwO go ;;w;; fit xDD you to x3 the ^-^ custom, ÚwÚ and +^.^ Take to UwU you, >_< as x3 youw ^w^ pwedecessows have, +uWu Youw honour with x3 youw fowm. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ pawt +:33 That UwU I UwU shaww bwush uWu in uWu acting, ÚwÚ and ^w^ might weww +^w^ Be :33 taken from x3 the ^-^ peopwe. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Mawk xDD you ^-^ that? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; To bwag >w< unto them ;;w;; 'Thus UwU I ^-^ did, ÚwÚ and :3 thus!' +uWu Show them x3 th' unaching xDD scaws which UwU I >_> shouwd hide, +;;w;; As >_> if UwU I xDD had weceiv'd them fow x3 the uWu hiwe +Of uWu theiw UwU bweath onwy! +MENENIUS. Do nyot stand :33 upon't. +We >_< wecommend to UwU you, ÚwÚ Twibunyes of x3 the People, +Our OwO puwpose to OwO them; ÚwÚ and to UwU ouw x3 nyobwe xDD consuw +^-^ Wish ^.^ we aww joy ÚwÚ and honyouw. +OwO SENyATOWS. ;;w;; To Cowiowanyus come aww joy ÚwÚ and ^-^ honyouw! +[Flourish. ^-^ Cownyets. UwU Then UwU exeunt aww +>_> but x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS] +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You >_> see >w< how ^.^ he ^-^ intends to use x3 the ^-^ peopwe. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ May ;;w;; they UwU pewceive's :33 intent! >w< He xDD wiww xDD wequiwe them +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he uWu did contemn >_> what ^.^ he uWu wequested +Should be uWu in them to give. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Come, we'll infowm them +Of UwU ouw proceedings hewe. On x3 th' >_> mawket-pwace +UwU I ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they UwU do >_< attend >_> us. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +xDD Wome. uWu The ^w^ Fowum + +Entew ÚwÚ seven ow eight :3 citizens + +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ Once, >_> if ^.^ he UwU do xDD wequiwe UwU ouw UwU voices, ^.^ we ought nyot to +UwU deny ^.^ him. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. We may, ^w^ siw, >_> if ^.^ we :33 wiww. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. We uWu have powew uWu in ouwsewves to UwU do :33 it, >_> but >w< it >_> is :3 a +powew :3 that ^.^ we uWu have nyo powew to do; fow >_> if ^.^ he x3 show >_> us :33 his wounds +ÚwÚ and tell >_> us :33 his uWu deeds, ^.^ we OwO awe to put UwU ouw tongues x3 into UwU those +wounds ÚwÚ and speak fow OwO them; >_> so, >_> if ^.^ he tell >_> us :33 his x3 nyobwe uWu deeds, ^.^ we +^w^ must awso tell ^.^ him UwU ouw x3 nyobwe >w< acceptance of OwO them. :3 Ingwatitude >_> is +monstrous, ÚwÚ and fow x3 the ^.^ muwtitude to be UwU ingwatefuw :3 wewe to >_< make :3 a +monstew of x3 the muwtitude; of x3 the which ^.^ we ^.^ being members >_> shouwd +;;w;; bwing ouwsewves to be monstwous UwU membews. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD And to >_< make >_> us nyo xDD bettew xDD thought :33 of, :3 a xDD wittwe OwO hewp +xDD wiww serve; fow >_> once ^.^ we :33 stood x3 up about x3 the corn, ^.^ he >_< himsewf ^.^ stuck +nyot to caww >_> us x3 the ÚwÚ many-headed xDD muwtitude. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. We uWu have :33 been ^w^ caww'd UwU so of UwU many; nyot :3 that UwU ouw heads +OwO awe x3 some brown, x3 some black, x3 some :3 abwam, x3 some bald, >_> but :3 that UwU ouw +:33 wits OwO awe UwU so divewsewy colour'd; ÚwÚ and :33 twuwy UwU I think >_> if aww UwU ouw :33 wits +:3 wewe to x3 issue x3 out of one >w< skuww, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd fwy OwO east, ^-^ west, :33 nyowth, +:3 south, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw >_< consent of one direct uWu way >_> shouwd be uWu at >_> once to +aww x3 the x3 points ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU compass. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ Think xDD you so? >_< Which uWu way UwU do xDD you OwO judge x3 my wit ^.^ wouwd +>w< fwy? +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Nyay, x3 youw wit xDD wiww nyot UwU so >w< soon x3 out >_< as anyothew :33 man's +;;w;; wiww- UwU 'tis >_< stwongwy >_< wedg'd x3 up uWu in :3 a block-head; >_> but >_> if >w< it :3 wewe uWu at +^w^ wibewty ^w^ 'twouwd >_< suwe ^w^ southwawd. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Why :3 that >w< way? +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; To wose itsewf uWu in :3 a OwO fog; :3 whewe ^.^ being >w< thwee parts +mewted OwO away with wotten dews, x3 the :3 fouwth ^.^ wouwd ^-^ wetuwn fow +conscience' ^w^ sake, to OwO hewp to get uWu thee :3 a x3 wife. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. YOU OwO awe >_< nyevew ^-^ without x3 youw UwU twicks; xDD you may, xDD you +may. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ Awe xDD you aww :3 wesowv'd to UwU give x3 youw ÚwÚ voices? OwO But ^w^ that's +nyo >w< mattew, x3 the :33 gweatew ÚwÚ pawt xDD cawwies :3 it. UwU I say, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd +incline to x3 the >_> peopwe, there UwU was >_< nyevew :3 a wowthiew man. + +Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ gown of humility, +with >_< MENyENyIUS + +:3 Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ gown of humiwity. >_> Mawk :33 his behaviouw. +We OwO awe nyot to xDD stay aww together, >_> but to come ^.^ by ^.^ him :3 whewe ^.^ he +stands, ^.^ by onyes, ^.^ by :3 twos, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by OwO thwees. He's to >_< make :33 his +uWu wequests ^.^ by particulars, wherein every one of >_> us >_> has :3 a :3 singwe +honyouw, uWu in ^.^ giving ^.^ him UwU ouw UwU own ^w^ voices with UwU ouw UwU own UwU tongues; +>_< thewefowe ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll direct xDD you >w< how xDD you UwU shaww OwO go ^.^ by ^.^ him. +uWu AWW. Content, OwO content. Exeunt :3 citizens +MENENIUS. x3 O ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe nyot right; uWu have xDD you nyot ÚwÚ knyown +uWu The x3 wowthiest ;;w;; men uWu have donye't? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> What ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ say? +ÚwÚ 'I pray, sir'- Pwague ÚwÚ upon't! UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; bwing +OwO My >_> tongue to xDD such :3 a x3 pace. :33 'Wook, ^w^ siw, x3 my wounds +UwU I ^w^ got them uWu in x3 my >_> countwy's sewvice, when +;;w;; Some xDD cewtain of x3 youw >_< bwethwen >w< woaw'd ÚwÚ and wan +Fwom x3 th' noise of UwU ouw UwU own dwums.' +MENENIUS. x3 O uWu me, x3 the ^-^ gods! +>_> You ^w^ must nyot speak of x3 that. >_> You ^w^ must ^.^ desiwe them +;;w;; To think ;;w;; upon OwO you. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Think ;;w;; upon me? Hang OwO 'em! +UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd x3 fowget uWu me, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu viwtues +>_< Which UwU ouw x3 divinyes wose ^.^ by ^.^ 'em. +MENENIUS. You'll >_> maw all. +I'll OwO weave OwO you. >_> Pway xDD you speak to 'em, UwU I pray UwU you, +^w^ In whowesome ^-^ mannyew. uWu Exit + +^.^ We-entew >w< thwee of x3 the :3 citizens + +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 Bid them >_< wash uWu theiw faces +xDD And >_< keep uWu theiw teeth cwean. So, OwO hewe x3 comes :3 a ;;w;; bwace. +>_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the >_< cause, ^w^ siw, of x3 my >_< standing hewe. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. We UwU do, siw; tell >_> us >_> what hath ^.^ bwought xDD you to't. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Mine UwU own desert. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu Youw UwU own xDD desewt? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Ay, nyot >_< minye UwU own desiwe. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. How, nyot x3 youw UwU own desiwe? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, uWu 'twas >_< nyevew x3 my ^.^ desiwe yet to >_> twoubwe x3 the poor +with :3 begging. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. YOU ^w^ MUST >_< think, >_> if ^.^ we UwU give xDD you anything, ^.^ we UwU hope to +^.^ gain ^.^ by OwO you. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Weww >w< then, UwU I pray, x3 youw pwice ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ consuwship? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu The pwice >_> is to ^w^ ask >w< it >w< kindwy. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO Kindwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I pray wet ;;w;; me OwO ha't. UwU I uWu have wounds to x3 show +UwU you, which UwU shaww be >_> youws uWu in >_> pwivate. uWu Youw ÚwÚ good voice, siw; >_> what +>_> say you? +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> You UwU shaww UwU ha' :33 it, ÚwÚ wowthy sir. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ A ;;w;; match, sir. >_> Thewe's uWu in aww >w< two ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ voices ^.^ begg'd. +UwU I uWu have x3 youw UwU awms. uWu Adieu. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ something odd. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ An >w< 'twewe to UwU give ^w^ again- >_> but UwU 'tis nyo :3 mattew. +Exeunt x3 the >w< thwee :3 citizens + +^.^ We-entew >w< two othew :3 citizens + +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> Pway xDD you now, >_> if >w< it OwO may stand with x3 the tune of x3 youw +^w^ voices :3 that UwU I OwO may be consul, UwU I uWu have OwO hewe x3 the >_< customawy xDD gown. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> You uWu have deserved ;;w;; nyobwy of x3 youw country, ÚwÚ and xDD you +uWu have nyot deserved nyobwy. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu Youw uWu enyigma? +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> You uWu have :33 been :3 a scourge to her enyemies; xDD you uWu have +:33 been :3 a wod to her fwiends. >_> You uWu have nyot ÚwÚ indeed xDD wuvd x3 the ^w^ common +^-^ peopwe. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> You >_> shouwd :33 account ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ mowe virtuous, :3 that UwU I uWu have +nyot :33 been ^w^ common uWu in x3 my love. UwU I :33 wiww, ^w^ siw, flatter x3 my sworn +brother, x3 the >_> peopwe, to eawn :3 a ÚwÚ deawew estimation of OwO them; UwU 'tis :3 a +condition ;;w;; they :33 account gentle; ÚwÚ and xDD since x3 the ^.^ wisdom of uWu theiw +UwU choice >_> is rather to uWu have x3 my ^w^ hat than x3 my uWu heawt, UwU I xDD wiww x3 pwactise +x3 the >_< insinyuating nod ÚwÚ and be x3 off to them UwU most counterfeitly. :33 That +;;w;; is, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww OwO countewfeit x3 the ^w^ bewitchment of x3 some :33 popuwaw x3 man +ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it >_> bountifuw to x3 the xDD desiwews. >_< Thewefowe, :33 beseech xDD you UwU I +OwO may be consul. +x3 FIFTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. We UwU hope to find xDD you UwU ouw fwiend; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU give +xDD you UwU ouw ^w^ voices heawtiwy. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> You uWu have uWu weceived UwU many wounds fow x3 youw country. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU seaw x3 youw >_< knyowwedge with ^.^ showing OwO them. UwU I +xDD wiww >_< make much of x3 youw UwU voices, ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> twoubwe xDD you nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. +x3 BOTH >_> CITIZENS. uWu The gods UwU give xDD you joy, ^w^ siw, heawtiwy! +Exeunt :3 citizens +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Most x3 sweet ^.^ voices! +uWu Bettew >w< it >_> is to >_> die, xDD bettew to starve, +Than ^w^ cwave x3 the uWu hiwe which xDD fiwst ^.^ we UwU do deserve. +Why uWu in ÚwÚ this wolvish uWu toge >_> shouwd UwU I stand OwO hewe +;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg of uWu Hob ÚwÚ and UwU Dick :3 that UwU do appeaw +^-^ Theiw >_> nyeedwess >w< vouches? x3 Custom ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me to't. +>_> What ;;w;; custom wiwws, uWu in aww ^.^ things >_> shouwd ^.^ we ;;w;; do't, +uWu The x3 dust on >w< antique time ^.^ wouwd >_< wie ^-^ unswept, +xDD And ;;w;; mountainyous ewwow be ^w^ too ;;w;; highwy ^w^ heap'd +For uWu twuth to ÚwÚ o'ewpeew. Rather than >w< foow >w< it >_> so, +Let x3 the xDD high ^.^ office ÚwÚ and x3 the honour OwO go +;;w;; To one :3 that ^.^ wouwd UwU do OwO thus. UwU I ^w^ am half :33 thwough: +uWu The one ÚwÚ pawt suffewed, x3 the othew xDD wiww UwU I xDD do. + +^.^ We-entew >w< thwee :3 citizens ^.^ mowe + +:3 Hewe come ^-^ moe ^-^ voices. +uWu Youw ^-^ voices. For x3 youw ^w^ voices UwU I uWu have ^w^ fought; +xDD Watch'd fow x3 youw UwU voices; fow x3 youw ^w^ voices UwU beaw +Of wounds >w< two ^.^ dozen xDD odd; :3 battwes thrice six +UwU I uWu have :3 seen ÚwÚ and heard OwO of; fow x3 youw ^w^ voices uWu have +Done UwU many :3 things, x3 some UwU wess, x3 some more. uWu Youw ÚwÚ voices? +>w< Indeed, UwU I ^.^ wouwd be consul. +UwU SIXTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He >_> has donye nobly, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot OwO go ^-^ without xDD any xDD honyest +:33 man's voice. +>w< SEVENTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. Therefore wet ^.^ him be consul. uWu The gods UwU give ^.^ him +joy, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend to x3 the >_> peopwe! +uWu AWW. >_> Amen, amen. ^w^ God :3 save ÚwÚ thee, x3 nyobwe ^-^ consuw! +Exeunt :3 citizens +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Wowthy ^.^ voices! + +^.^ We-entew >_< MENyENyIUS with BRUTUS ÚwÚ and x3 SICINyIUS + +MENENIUS. >_> You uWu have :33 stood x3 youw OwO wimitation, ÚwÚ and x3 the tribunes +;;w;; Endue xDD you with x3 the people's voice. ÚwÚ Wemains +^.^ That, uWu in x3 th' ;;w;; officiaw >w< mawks ^w^ invested, xDD you +^-^ Anyon UwU do :3 meet x3 the Senyate. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Is ÚwÚ this done? +:3 SICINyIUS. uWu The ;;w;; custom of request xDD you uWu have discharg'd. +uWu The OwO peopwe UwU do ^w^ admit UwU you, ÚwÚ and OwO awe summon'd +;;w;; To :3 meet ^-^ anyon, ;;w;; upon x3 youw approbation. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO Whewe? At x3 the :33 Senyate House? +:3 SICINyIUS. There, Coriolanus. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ May UwU I change these garments? +:3 SICINyIUS. >_> You may, sir. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :33 That I'll ^w^ stwaight UwU do, x3 and, x3 knyowing mysewf OwO again, +>w< Wepaiw to x3 th' :33 Senyate ^.^ House. +MENENIUS. I'll >_< keep xDD you UwU company. Will xDD you OwO awong? +^w^ BWUTUS. We xDD stay OwO hewe fow x3 the ^-^ peopwe. +:3 SICINyIUS. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +Exeunt ^.^ COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and >_< MENyENyIUS +>w< He >_> has >w< it >_< nyow; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :33 his :33 wooks uWu methinks +'Tis wawm UwU at's ;;w;; heawt. +^w^ BWUTUS. With :3 a OwO pwoud >_< heawt ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe +ÚwÚ His humble weeds. Will xDD you dismiss x3 the people? + +^.^ We-entew :3 citizens + +:3 SICINyIUS. How now, x3 my ;;w;; mastews! :3 Have xDD you ^-^ chose ÚwÚ this man? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He >_> has UwU ouw UwU voices, sir. +^w^ BWUTUS. We pray x3 the gods ^.^ he OwO may OwO desewve x3 youw :3 wuvs. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> Amen, sir. ;;w;; To x3 my poor >_< unwowthy nyotice, +>w< He mock'd >_> us when ^.^ he begg'd UwU ouw ^-^ voices. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD Cewtainwy; +>w< He ^-^ fwouted >_> us :33 downwight. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis :33 his uWu kind of speech- ^.^ he uWu did nyot ÚwÚ mock >_> us. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ÚwÚ Nyot one amongst us, :3 save yourself, >_> but ;;w;; says +>w< He ;;w;; us'd >_> us :33 scownfuwwy. >w< He >_> shouwd uWu have ^w^ show'd >_> us +ÚwÚ His >w< mawks of uWu mewit, wounds weceiv'd for's country. +:3 SICINyIUS. Why, UwU so ^.^ he ^-^ did, UwU I ^w^ am >_> suwe. +uWu AWW. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; nyo x3 man saw ^.^ 'em. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He uWu said ^.^ he xDD had wounds which ^.^ he couwd x3 show uWu in +pwivate, +xDD And with :33 his hat, OwO thus ^.^ waving >w< it uWu in ^.^ scown, +ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ wouwd be >w< consuw,' ;;w;; says he; 'aged ;;w;; custom +OwO But ^.^ by x3 youw ^w^ voices xDD wiww nyot UwU so >_< pewmit OwO me; +uWu Youw ^w^ voices x3 thewefowe.' x3 When ^.^ we >_> gwanted :3 that, +:3 Hewe UwU was ÚwÚ 'I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ^-^ voices. ^-^ Thank UwU you, +uWu Youw UwU most x3 sweet ^-^ voices. Now xDD you uWu have left x3 youw UwU voices, +UwU I uWu have nyo further with >w< you.' Was nyot ÚwÚ this mockewy? +:3 SICINyIUS. Why xDD eithew :3 wewe xDD you ÚwÚ ignyowant to ^.^ see't, +:3 Ow, ^-^ seeing :33 it, of xDD such chiwdish fwiendwinyess +;;w;; To yield x3 youw ÚwÚ voices? +^w^ BWUTUS. Could xDD you nyot uWu have told uWu him- +;;w;; As xDD you :3 wewe UwU wesson'd- when ^.^ he xDD had nyo powew +OwO But UwU was :3 a petty xDD sewvant to x3 the state, +>w< He UwU was x3 youw enemy; OwO evew x3 spake OwO against +uWu Youw ;;w;; wibewties ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; chawtews :3 that xDD you UwU beaw +xDD I' x3 th' >w< body of x3 the ÚwÚ weaw; ÚwÚ and now, ^.^ awwiving +^-^ A :33 pwace of uWu potency ÚwÚ and xDD sway ^.^ o' x3 th' state, +;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd still >w< mawignyantwy wemain +xDD Fast foe to x3 th' ÚwÚ pwebeii, x3 youw ^w^ voices ^w^ might +^w^ Be cuwses to >w< youwsewves? >_> You >_> shouwd uWu have uWu said +:33 That >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ wowthy >_< deeds uWu did >_< cwaim nyo less +Than >_> what ^.^ he :33 stood for, UwU so :33 his >_> gwacious ÚwÚ nyatuwe +Wouwd think ;;w;; upon xDD you fow x3 youw UwU voices, ÚwÚ and +Translate :33 his malice uWu towawds xDD you x3 into xDD wuv, +^w^ Standing x3 youw xDD fwiendwy OwO wowd. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ Thus to uWu have said, +;;w;; As xDD you :3 wewe ;;w;; fowe-advis'd, xDD had touch'd :33 his ^w^ spiwit +xDD And ;;w;; twied :33 his inclination; from ^.^ him ^w^ pwuck'd +^-^ Eithew :33 his >_> gwacious ;;w;; pwomise, which xDD you xDD might, +;;w;; As cause xDD had ^w^ caww'd xDD you up, uWu have hewd ^.^ him >w< to; +:33 Ow >_> ewse >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have gall'd :33 his uWu suwwy nyatuwe, +>_< Which easily endures nyot uWu awticwe +uWu Tying ^.^ him to ^.^ aught. So, ^.^ putting ^.^ him to rage, +>_> You >_> shouwd uWu have >_> ta'en x3 th' ^w^ advantage of :33 his ^.^ chowew +xDD And :33 pass'd ^.^ him x3 unyewected. +^w^ BWUTUS. Did xDD you >_> pewceive +>w< He uWu did sowicit xDD you uWu in fwee x3 contempt +x3 When ^.^ he uWu did >_< nyeed x3 youw loves; ÚwÚ and UwU do xDD you think +:33 That :33 his x3 contempt UwU shaww nyot be >_< bwuising to xDD you +x3 When ^.^ he hath powew to crush? Why, xDD had x3 youw >_< bodies +No >_< heawt ^-^ among you? :33 Ow xDD had xDD you tongues to cwy +^w^ Against x3 the wectowship of ÚwÚ judgment? +:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Have xDD you +Ere nyow >w< denyied x3 the asker, ÚwÚ and nyow OwO again, +Of ^.^ him :3 that uWu did nyot ^w^ ask >_> but >w< mock, bestow +uWu Youw xDD su'd-fow tongues? +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. He's nyot uWu confiwm'd: ^.^ we OwO may UwU deny ^.^ him >_> yet. +^w^ SECOND >_> CITIZENS. xDD And xDD wiww UwU deny him; +I'll uWu have five :3 hundwed ^w^ voices of :3 that UwU sound. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I twice five ^-^ hundwed, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^w^ fwiends to ^.^ piece +^.^ 'em. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Get xDD you >w< hence instantly, ÚwÚ and tell UwU those ^w^ fwiends +^-^ They uWu have ^-^ chose :3 a xDD consuw :3 that xDD wiww from them OwO take +^-^ Theiw ^w^ wibewties, >_< make them of nyo ^.^ mowe uWu voice +Than xDD dogs, :3 that OwO awe >_< as often xDD beat fow >_< bawking +;;w;; As >_< thewefowe :33 kept to UwU do :3 so. +:3 SICINyIUS. Let them uWu assembwe; +^.^ And, on :3 a safer ^.^ judgment, aww x3 wevoke +uWu Youw ÚwÚ ignyowant election. Enforce :33 his >_< pwide +xDD And :33 his ;;w;; owd ^-^ hate >w< unto uWu you; >_< besides, x3 fowget nyot +With >_> what x3 contempt ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe x3 the humble weed; +How uWu in :33 his >_> suit ^.^ he >_< scown'd uWu you; >_> but x3 youw wuvs, +^w^ Thinking ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; sewvices, >_> took from xDD you +xDD Th' apprehension of :33 his xDD pwesent portance, +>_< Which, UwU most gibingly, :33 ungwavewy, ^.^ he uWu did fashion +>w< Aftew x3 the inveterate ^-^ hate ^.^ he bears OwO you. +^w^ BWUTUS. Way +^-^ A ;;w;; fauwt on us, x3 youw :33 twibunyes, :3 that ^.^ we ^-^ wabouw'd, +No x3 impediment >_> between, >_> but :3 that xDD you ^w^ must +;;w;; Cast x3 youw UwU ewection on ^.^ him. +:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Say xDD you ^-^ chose ^.^ him +uWu Mowe ÚwÚ aftew UwU ouw commandment than >_< as UwU guided +^-^ By x3 youw UwU own true ÚwÚ affections; ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 youw x3 minds, +x3 Pwe-occupied with >_> what xDD you rather ^w^ must UwU do +Than >_> what xDD you should, UwU made xDD you OwO against x3 the ^-^ gwain +;;w;; To uWu voice ^.^ him consul. Way x3 the ;;w;; fauwt on >_> us. +^w^ BWUTUS. Ay, ^-^ spawe >_> us not. x3 Say ^.^ we ^w^ wead lectures to UwU you, +How ^.^ youngwy ^.^ he began to serve :33 his country, +How ^-^ wong >w< continyued; ÚwÚ and >_> what stock ^.^ he springs of- +uWu The x3 nyobwe ;;w;; house ^.^ o' x3 th' Marcians; from >_> whence ^-^ came +:33 That ÚwÚ Ancus ^w^ Mawcius, Nyuma's ^w^ daughtew's x3 son, +UwU Who, ÚwÚ aftew great Hostilius, OwO hewe UwU was uWu king; +Of x3 the same ;;w;; house UwU Pubwius ÚwÚ and Quintus uWu wewe, +:33 That UwU ouw best UwU watew ^.^ bwought ^.^ by ;;w;; conduits hithew; +xDD And Censowinyus, ;;w;; nyobwy named >_> so, +xDD Twice ^.^ being ^.^ by x3 the OwO peopwe OwO chosen >_< censow, +Was :33 his great ancestow. +:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Onye OwO thus ^w^ descended, +:33 That hath :3 beside weww uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ pewson ;;w;; wwought +;;w;; To be uWu set xDD high uWu in pwace, ^.^ we uWu did ÚwÚ commend +;;w;; To x3 youw ;;w;; wemembwances; >_> but xDD you uWu have >_> found, +:33 Scawing :33 his xDD pwesent :33 beawing with :33 his past, +:33 That uWu he's x3 youw xDD fixed enyemy, ÚwÚ and x3 wevoke +uWu Youw ^.^ sudden approbation. +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Say xDD you ^w^ nye'ew xDD had >_< donye't- +Hawp on :3 that stiww- >_> but ^.^ by UwU ouw ^.^ putting xDD on; +xDD And pwesentwy, when xDD you uWu have drawn x3 youw number, +>w< Wepaiw to x3 th' Capitol. +>_> CITIZENS. xDD wiww xDD wiww so; almost aww +uWu Wepent uWu in uWu theiw election. Exeunt plebeians +^w^ BWUTUS. Let them OwO go xDD on; +This mutiny :3 wewe xDD bettew put uWu in >_< hazawd +Than ;;w;; stay, x3 past doubt, fow ;;w;; gweatew. +If, >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ nyatuwe ;;w;; is, ^.^ he faww uWu in xDD wage +With uWu theiw wefusaw, both uWu obsewve ÚwÚ and answew +uWu The ;;w;; vantage of :33 his OwO angew. +:3 SICINyIUS. ;;w;; To x3 th' Capitol, x3 come. +We xDD wiww be there >w< befowe x3 the stweam ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD peopwe; +xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU shaww ;;w;; seem, >_< as ;;w;; pawtwy x3 'tis, uWu theiw OwO own, +>_< Which ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; goaded onward. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +^-^ Cownyets. Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, MENENIUS, aww x3 the >w< GENTWY, COMINyIUS, +TITUS WAWTIUS, ÚwÚ and othew x3 SENyATOWS + +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Tullus >_< Aufidius, >w< then, xDD had UwU made x3 nyew head? +uWu WAWTIUS. >w< He :33 had, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and :3 that >w< it UwU was which OwO caus'd +Our ^w^ swiftew composition. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ So xDD then x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces stand >_> but >_< as uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, +>_> Weady, when time UwU shaww prompt ÚwÚ them, to >_< make woad +OwO Upon's ;;w;; again. +^w^ COMINyIUS. ^-^ They OwO awe ÚwÚ wown, Lord :3 Consuw, UwU so +:33 That ^.^ we UwU shaww hardly uWu in UwU ouw uWu ages >_> see +^-^ Theiw ^-^ bannyews x3 wave ;;w;; again. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Saw xDD you UwU Aufidius? +uWu WAWTIUS. On safeguard ^.^ he ^-^ came to uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu did UwU cuwse +^w^ Against x3 the ^w^ Vowsces, fow ;;w;; they xDD had UwU so uWu viwewy +Yiewded x3 the xDD town. >w< He >_> is >_> wetiw'd to Antium. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO Spoke ^.^ he of me? +uWu WAWTIUS. >w< He ^-^ did, x3 my OwO wowd. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ How? What? +uWu WAWTIUS. How often ^.^ he xDD had >w< met UwU you, xDD swowd to ^-^ swowd; +:33 That of aww ^.^ things ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ eawth ^.^ he hated +uWu Youw ÚwÚ pewson most; :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^.^ pawn :33 his fowtunyes +;;w;; To :33 hopewess restitution, UwU so ^.^ he ^w^ might +^w^ Be ^w^ caww'd x3 youw >w< vanquishew. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. At Antium ;;w;; wives uWu he? +uWu WAWTIUS. At Antium. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I ÚwÚ wish UwU I xDD had :3 a cause to >_> seek ^.^ him thewe, +;;w;; To ;;w;; oppose :33 his >_< hatwed ;;w;; fuwwy. Welcome >_> home. + +Entew x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS + +UwU Behowd, these OwO awe x3 the tribunes of x3 the >_> peopwe, +uWu The tongues ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ common xDD mouth. UwU I UwU do >_> despise ÚwÚ them, +For ;;w;; they UwU do prank them uWu in ÚwÚ authowity, +^w^ Against aww x3 nyobwe sufferance. +:3 SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Pass nyo fuwthew. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu Ha! >_> What >_> is ^-^ that? +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ It xDD wiww be uWu dangewous to OwO go :33 on- nyo fuwthew. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> What x3 makes ÚwÚ this ;;w;; change? +MENENIUS. uWu The ^.^ mattew? +^w^ COMINyIUS. >_< Hath ^.^ he nyot :33 pass'd x3 the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; common? +^w^ BWUTUS. Cominyius, >w< nyo. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Have UwU I xDD had chiwdwen's ÚwÚ voices? +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Twibunyes, UwU give >_< way: ^.^ he UwU shaww to x3 th' mawket-pwace. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The OwO peopwe OwO awe :33 incens'd OwO against ^.^ him. +:3 SICINyIUS. OwO Stop, +:33 Ow aww xDD wiww faww uWu in x3 bwoiw. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Awe these x3 youw ;;w;; hewd? +:3 Must these uWu have UwU voices, :3 that ^.^ can yield them nyow +xDD And ^w^ stwaight ;;w;; discwaim uWu theiw tongues? >_> What OwO awe x3 youw ^w^ offices? +>_> You ^.^ being uWu theiw ^w^ mouths, >w< why UwU wuwe xDD you nyot uWu theiw ;;w;; teeth? +:3 Have xDD you nyot uWu set them ^-^ on? +MENENIUS. ^w^ Be calm, be :33 cawm. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ puwpos'd ÚwÚ thing, ÚwÚ and gwows ^.^ by >_> pwot, +;;w;; To ^.^ cuwb x3 the xDD wiww of x3 the >_> nyobiwity; +>w< Suffew't, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive with xDD such >_< as ;;w;; cannyot UwU wuwe +x3 Nyow OwO evew xDD wiww be uWu wuw'd. +^w^ BWUTUS. Call't nyot :3 a ;;w;; pwot. +uWu The OwO peopwe cwy xDD you mock'd OwO them; ÚwÚ and of late, +x3 When corn UwU was UwU given them gratis, xDD you x3 wepin'd; +Scandaw'd x3 the suppwiants fow x3 the >_> peopwe, ^w^ caww'd them +Time-pleasers, fwattewews, ^-^ foes to nyobwenyess. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Why, ÚwÚ this UwU was ÚwÚ knyown befowe. +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot to them all. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Have xDD you inform'd them ÚwÚ sithence? +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ How? UwU I infowm >w< them! +^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> You OwO awe ^.^ wike to UwU do xDD such business. +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ unwike +x3 Each uWu way to xDD bettew x3 youws. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Why xDD then >_> shouwd UwU I be consuw? ^-^ By :33 yond >_> cwouds, +Let ;;w;; me OwO desewve UwU so :33 iww >_< as UwU you, ÚwÚ and >_< make ;;w;; me +uWu Youw fewwow >_> twibunye. +:3 SICINyIUS. >_> You x3 show ^w^ too much of :3 that +For which x3 the OwO peopwe >w< stiw; >_> if xDD you xDD wiww pass +;;w;; To :3 whewe xDD you OwO awe xDD bound, xDD you ^w^ must ^.^ enquiwe x3 youw :3 way, +>_< Which xDD you OwO awe x3 out :33 of, with :3 a gentler ^-^ spiwit, +:33 Ow >_< nyevew be UwU so x3 nyobwe >_< as :3 a consul, +x3 Nyow x3 yoke with ^.^ him fow >_> twibunye. +MENENIUS. :3 Wet's be :33 cawm. +^w^ COMINyIUS. uWu The OwO peopwe OwO awe ;;w;; abus'd; uWu set :3 on. This pawt'wing +>_> Becomes nyot Rome; nor >_> has Cowiowanyus +Desewved ÚwÚ this UwU so UwU dishonyouw'd rub, laid :3 fawsewy +xDD I' x3 th' uWu pwain uWu way of :33 his x3 mewit. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Teww ;;w;; me of x3 cown! +This UwU was x3 my ;;w;; speech, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ speak't ^w^ again- +MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot now, nyot now. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ heat, ^w^ siw, now. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> Nyow, >_< as UwU I x3 wive, UwU I :33 wiww. +OwO My >w< nyobwew OwO fwiends, UwU I ^w^ cwave uWu theiw pawdons. +For x3 the mutabwe, ^.^ wank-scented meiny, wet them +Wegawd ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I UwU do nyot fwattew, ÚwÚ and +OwO Thewein behowd x3 themsewves. UwU I >_> say OwO again, +^w^ In x3 soothing them ^.^ we nourish uWu 'gainst UwU ouw :33 Senyate +uWu The :33 cockwe of ^-^ webewwion, ÚwÚ insowence, sedition, +>_< Which ^.^ we ouwsewves uWu have pwough'd for, sow'd, ÚwÚ and >w< scattew'd, +^-^ By >w< mingwing them with us, x3 the :3 honyouw'd number, +Who ^.^ wack nyot virtue, no, nor x3 powew, >_> but :3 that +>_< Which ;;w;; they uWu have UwU given to beggaws. +MENENIUS. xDD Weww, nyo more. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. No ^.^ mowe wowds, ^.^ we :33 beseech OwO you. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ How? nyo uWu mowe! +;;w;; As fow x3 my countwy UwU I uWu have x3 shed x3 my bwood, +ÚwÚ Nyot feawing :33 outwawd fowce, UwU so UwU shaww x3 my >w< wungs +>_> Coin wowds >w< tiww uWu theiw x3 decay OwO against UwU those :33 measwes +>_< Which ^.^ we ^-^ disdain >_> shouwd tettew us, yet >_< sought +uWu The xDD vewy uWu way to catch OwO them. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You speak ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO peopwe +;;w;; As >_> if xDD you :3 wewe :3 a ^.^ god, to punish; nyot +^-^ A x3 man of uWu theiw infiwmity. +:3 SICINyIUS. uWu 'Twewe weww +We wet x3 the OwO peopwe uWu knyow't. +MENENIUS. What, UwU what? :33 his chowew? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Chowew! +^.^ Wewe UwU I >_< as patient >_< as x3 the ;;w;; midnyight sweep, +^-^ By Juv, ^w^ 'twouwd be x3 my ÚwÚ mind! +:3 SICINyIUS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^-^ mind +:33 That UwU shaww wemain :3 a x3 poison :3 whewe >w< it ;;w;; is, +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 poison xDD any fuwthew. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Shall wemain! +>w< Heaw xDD you ÚwÚ this Twiton of x3 the minnows? >_> Mawk xDD you +ÚwÚ His ^w^ absowute >w< 'shaww'? +^w^ COMINyIUS. >_< 'Twas from x3 the ^w^ canyon. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu 'Shaww'! +x3 O ÚwÚ good >_> but UwU most UwU unwise ÚwÚ patwicians! Why, +>_> You :3 gwave >_> but reckless senyatows, uWu have xDD you OwO thus +Given :33 Hydwa OwO hewe to choose >w< an officer +:33 That with :33 his ^w^ pewemptowy ^-^ 'shaww,' ^.^ being >_> but +uWu The >_> hown ÚwÚ and noise ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 monstew's, wants nyot ^w^ spiwit +;;w;; To >_> say he'ww turn x3 youw :3 cuwwent uWu in :3 a xDD ditch, +xDD And >_< make x3 youw :33 channyew ^w^ his? ;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu have x3 powew, +UwU Then vaiw x3 youw ÚwÚ ignyowance; >_> if nyonye, awake +uWu Youw uWu dangewous >_< wenyity. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe ^w^ weawn'd, +^w^ Be nyot >_< as ^w^ common uWu foows; >_> if xDD you OwO awe >_> nyot, +Let them uWu have xDD cushions ^.^ by OwO you. >_> You OwO awe ^-^ pwebeians, +;;w;; If ;;w;; they be senators; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe nyo UwU wess, +UwU When, both x3 youw ^w^ voices ÚwÚ bwended, x3 the gweat'st >_> taste +:3 Most uWu pawates theirs. ^-^ They choose uWu theiw >w< magistwate; +xDD And xDD such :3 a one >_< as xDD he, who puts :33 his ^-^ 'shaww,' +ÚwÚ His :33 popuwaw ^-^ 'shaww,' OwO against :3 a OwO gwavew bench +Than OwO evew ^-^ fwown'd uWu in Gweece. ^-^ By Juv himsewf, +^.^ It x3 makes x3 the OwO consuws ^-^ base; ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 souw OwO aches +;;w;; To knyow, when >w< two authorities OwO awe up, +>_> Nyeithew xDD supweme, >w< how >w< soon :3 confusion +^-^ May enter 'twixt x3 the uWu gap of both ÚwÚ and OwO take +uWu The one ^.^ by x3 th' :3 othew. +^w^ COMINyIUS. xDD Weww, on to x3 th' mawket-pwace. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Whoevew uWu gave :3 that counsel to UwU give fowth +uWu The corn ^.^ o' x3 th' stowehouse gratis, >_< as uWu 'twas ;;w;; us'd +:3 Sometime uWu in :3 Gweece- +MENENIUS. xDD Weww, weww, nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 that. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Though there x3 the OwO peopwe xDD had ^.^ mowe ^w^ absowute pow'w- +UwU I >_> say ;;w;; they >_< nyouwish'd >w< disobedience, ÚwÚ fed +uWu The xDD wuin of x3 the state. +^w^ BWUTUS. Why UwU shaww x3 the OwO peopwe UwU give +x3 Onye :3 that xDD speaks OwO thus uWu theiw :33 voice? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. I'll UwU give x3 my ^w^ weasons, +uWu Mowe wowthiew than uWu theiw ^-^ voices. ^-^ They ^.^ knyow x3 the corn +Was nyot UwU ouw recompense, resting weww x3 assuw'd +^-^ They ^w^ nye'ew uWu did OwO sewvice ÚwÚ fow't; ^.^ being OwO pwess'd to x3 th' >w< waw +Even when x3 the xDD nyavew of x3 the >w< state UwU was ^-^ touch'd, +^-^ They ^.^ wouwd nyot :3 thwead x3 the gates. This uWu kind of OwO sewvice +Did nyot OwO desewve corn xDD gwatis. uWu Being :33 i' x3 th' waw, +^-^ Theiw mutinies ÚwÚ and revolts, wherein ;;w;; they ^w^ show'd +:3 Most uWu vawouw, ^-^ spoke nyot fow OwO them. xDD Th' :33 accusation +>_< Which ;;w;; they uWu have often UwU made OwO against x3 the >_< Senyate, +All cause x3 unbown, couwd >_< nyevew be x3 the OwO nyative +Of UwU ouw UwU so xDD fwank ÚwÚ donyation. xDD Weww, >_> what ^w^ then? +How UwU shaww ÚwÚ this ^w^ bosom UwU muwtipwied digest +uWu The Senate's ^w^ couwtesy? Let >_< deeds express +x3 What's ^.^ wike to be uWu theiw x3 wowds: ÚwÚ 'We uWu did request uWu it; +We OwO awe x3 the :33 gweatew :3 poww, ÚwÚ and uWu in true feaw +^-^ They uWu gave >_> us UwU ouw >w< demands.' ^-^ Thus ^.^ we debase +uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of UwU ouw :33 seats, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 the rabble +;;w;; Caww UwU ouw ÚwÚ cawes fears; which xDD wiww uWu in time +^.^ Bweak ^w^ ope x3 the locks ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 Senyate ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing uWu in +uWu The >_< cwows to peck x3 the eagwes. +MENENIUS. ^.^ Come, enyough. +^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; Enyough, with uvw x3 measuwe. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo, OwO take more. +>_> What OwO may be sworn UwU by, both divine ÚwÚ and ^w^ human, +Seal >_> what UwU I >w< end withaw! This :3 doubwe worship, +Whewe one ÚwÚ pawt does ^-^ disdain with >_< cause, x3 the othew +Insult ^-^ without aww UwU weason; :3 whewe gentry, :3 titwe, wisdom, +UwU Cannyot OwO concwude >_> but ^.^ by x3 the >w< yea ÚwÚ and nyo +Of general ignyowance- >w< it ^w^ must x3 omit +:3 Weaw x3 nyecessities, ÚwÚ and UwU give uWu way x3 the OwO whiwe +;;w;; To >_> unstabwe >_< swightnyess. :3 Puwpose UwU so ^w^ baww'd, >w< it xDD fowwows +Nyothing >_> is donye to puwpose. >_< Thewefowe, :33 beseech :3 you- +>_> You :3 that xDD wiww be less x3 feawfuw than discreet; +:33 That wuv x3 the ÚwÚ fundamentaw ÚwÚ pawt of >w< state +uWu Mowe than xDD you doubt x3 the change ^-^ on't; :3 that prefer +^-^ A x3 nyobwe >w< wife >w< befowe :3 a long, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wish +;;w;; To x3 jump :3 a >w< body with :3 a uWu dangewous ;;w;; physic +>w< That's >_< suwe of :33 death ^-^ without OwO it- uWu at >_> once pluck x3 out +uWu The x3 muwtitudinyous tongue; wet them nyot >_> wick +uWu The x3 sweet which >_> is uWu theiw poison. uWu Youw x3 dishonyouw +^-^ Mangwes true ^.^ judgment, ÚwÚ and ^w^ beweaves x3 the >w< state +Of :3 that >_< integwity which >_> shouwd become't, +ÚwÚ Nyot xDD having x3 the powew to UwU do x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< it :3 wouwd, +For x3 th' :33 iww which xDD doth contwow't. +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Has uWu said enyough. +:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Has >w< spoken ^.^ wike :3 a traitor ÚwÚ and UwU shaww answew +;;w;; As traitors xDD do. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Thou :3 wwetch, ;;w;; despite ^w^ o'ewwhewm uWu thee! +>_> What >_> shouwd x3 the OwO peopwe UwU do with these ;;w;; bawd :33 twibunyes, +On ÚwÚ whom :33 depending, uWu theiw ^.^ obedience >_< faiws +;;w;; To x3 the :33 gweatew UwU bench? ^w^ In :3 a ^-^ webewwion, +x3 When UwU what's nyot ^w^ meet, >_> but >_> what ^w^ must be, UwU was waw, +UwU Then :3 wewe ;;w;; they >_> chosen; uWu in :3 a xDD bettew >_> houw +Let >_> what >_> is :3 meet be uWu said >w< it ^w^ must be ^w^ meet, +xDD And ^-^ thwow uWu theiw powew :33 i' x3 th' dust. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Manyifest treason! +:3 SICINyIUS. This :3 a consuw? No. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The >_< aediwes, ho! + +Entew >w< an OwO AEDIWE + +Let ^.^ him be apprehended. +:3 SICINyIUS. Go caww x3 the >_> peopwe, ;;w;; [Exit :3 AEDIWE] uWu in x3 whose xDD nyame mysewf +>_< Attach uWu thee >_< as :3 a ^-^ twaitowous ^w^ innyovatow, +^-^ A foe to x3 th' public weaw. Obey, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And ;;w;; fowwow to ^.^ thinye answer. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Hence, ;;w;; owd goat! +PATRICIANS. ^-^ We'ww surety ^.^ him. +^w^ COMINyIUS. Ag'd ^w^ siw, ^.^ hands off. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Hence, wotten x3 thing! ow UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; shake >w< thy bones +UwU Out of >w< thy x3 gawments. +:3 SICINyIUS. Hewp, OwO ye citizens! + +Entew :3 a rabble of ^-^ pwebeians, with x3 the AEDILES + +MENENIUS. On both >w< sides ^.^ mowe wespect. +:3 SICINyIUS. >_> Hewe's ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ wouwd OwO take from xDD you aww x3 youw UwU powew. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Seize :3 him, :3 aediwes. +OwO PWEBEIANS. xDD Down with x3 him! down with x3 him! +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. >w< Weapons, ^.^ weapons, :3 weapons! +^w^ [They aww ^.^ bustwe about OwO COWIOWANyUS] +uWu AWW. UwU Twibunyes! ÚwÚ patwicians! citizens! What, ho! ^.^ Sicinyius! +>_> Bwutus! Cowiowanyus! OwO Citizens! +PATRICIANS. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, :3 peace; ;;w;; stay, OwO howd, peace! +MENENIUS. >_> What >_> is about to :3 be? UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of breath; +Confusion's uWu nyeaw; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< speak. >_> You tribunes +;;w;; To x3 th' ^w^ peopwe- Cowiowanyus, UwU patience! +ÚwÚ Speak, ÚwÚ good xDD Sicinyius. +:3 SICINyIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, xDD peopwe; peace! +OwO PWEBEIANS. :3 Wet's hear UwU ouw >_> twibunye. ;;w;; Peace! ÚwÚ Speak, :3 speak, >_< speak. +:3 SICINyIUS. >_> You OwO awe uWu at :33 point to wose x3 youw wibewties. +Marcius ^.^ wouwd uWu have aww from uWu you; ^w^ Mawcius, +;;w;; Whom wate xDD you uWu have nyam'd fow consul. +MENENIUS. OwO Fie, >_< fie, fie! +This >_> is x3 the uWu way to kindwe, nyot to >_> quench. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ;;w;; To unbuild x3 the city, ÚwÚ and to uWu way aww flat. +:3 SICINyIUS. >_> What >_> is x3 the UwU city >_> but x3 the people? +OwO PWEBEIANS. >_< Twue, +uWu The OwO peopwe OwO awe x3 the >_> city. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ By x3 the >_< consent of aww ^.^ we :3 wewe estabwish'd +uWu The people's ÚwÚ magistwates. +OwO PWEBEIANS. >_> You UwU so ^-^ wemain. +MENENIUS. xDD And UwU so OwO awe ^.^ wike to xDD do. +^w^ COMINyIUS. :33 That >_> is x3 the uWu way to uWu way x3 the UwU city flat, +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing x3 the ÚwÚ woof to x3 the foundation, +xDD And ^.^ buwy aww which yet distinctwy ^.^ wanges +^w^ In OwO heaps ÚwÚ and piles of UwU wuin. +:3 SICINyIUS. This >_> desewves death. +^w^ BWUTUS. :33 Ow wet >_> us stand to UwU ouw ÚwÚ authowity +:33 Ow wet >_> us wose :3 it. We UwU do OwO hewe OwO pwonyounce, +>_> Upon x3 the ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> peopwe, uWu in x3 whose powew +We :3 wewe >_> ewected ;;w;; theiws: Marcius >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy +Of xDD pwesent death. +:3 SICINyIUS. Therefore uWu way howd of him; +ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ him to x3 th' OwO wock ^-^ Tawpeian, ÚwÚ and from thence +^.^ Into >w< destwuction ;;w;; cast ^.^ him. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu AEdiwes, x3 seize ^.^ him. +OwO PWEBEIANS. ÚwÚ Yiewd, ^w^ Mawcius, >_< yiewd. +MENENIUS. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me one wowd; :33 beseech UwU you, Twibunyes, +>w< Heaw ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a OwO wowd. +AEDIWES. uWu Peace, peace! +MENENIUS. ^w^ Be :3 that xDD you ;;w;; seem, :33 twuwy x3 youw >_> countwy's fwiend, +xDD And temp'rately proceed to >_> what xDD you ^.^ wouwd +^-^ Thus >_< viowentwy >w< wedwess. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Siw, UwU those UwU cowd >w< ways, +:33 That xDD seem ^.^ wike x3 pwudent hewps, OwO awe xDD vewy OwO poisonyous +Whewe x3 the ÚwÚ disease >_> is violent. Way ^.^ hands ;;w;; upon ^.^ him +xDD And UwU beaw ^.^ him to x3 the ^-^ wock. +[CORIOLANUS ÚwÚ dwaws :33 his :3 swowd] +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< Nyo: I'll ^-^ die hewe. +>_> Thewe's x3 some ^-^ among xDD you uWu have beheld ;;w;; me >w< fighting; +^.^ Come, >_> twy ;;w;; upon youwsewves >_> what xDD you uWu have :3 seen x3 me. +MENENIUS. xDD Down with :3 that swowd! Twibunyes, >_< withdwaw OwO awhiwe. +^w^ BWUTUS. Way ^.^ hands ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +MENENIUS. ^-^ Hewp ^w^ Mawcius, hewp, +>_> You :3 that be noble; OwO hewp :3 him, xDD young ÚwÚ and ^-^ owd. +OwO PWEBEIANS. xDD Down with :3 him, down with x3 him! +:33 [In ÚwÚ this mutiny x3 the ÚwÚ TWIBUNyES, x3 the AEDILES, +ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO peopwe OwO awe xDD beat in] +MENENIUS. ^w^ Go, get xDD you to x3 youw ^.^ house; be >w< gonye, xDD away. +All xDD wiww be >_< nyought ewse. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. >_< Get xDD you ;;w;; gonye. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Stand x3 fast; +We uWu have >_< as UwU many ^w^ fwiends >_< as enemies. +MENENIUS. Shall >w< it be put to ^-^ that? +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu The gods fowbid! +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, x3 nyobwe fwiend, ^.^ home to >w< thy ^.^ house; +Weave >_> us to >w< cuwe ÚwÚ this OwO cause. +MENENIUS. For UwU 'tis :3 a ^w^ sowe ;;w;; upon >_> us +>_> You ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ tent :33 youwsewf; be >w< gonye, :33 beseech OwO you. +^w^ COMINyIUS. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, :3 awong with >_> us. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe bawbawians, >_< as ;;w;; they awe, +;;w;; Though uWu in ÚwÚ Wome litter'd; nyot uWu Womans, >_< as ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> nyot, +;;w;; Though x3 cawved :33 i' x3 th' porch ^.^ o' x3 th' Capitol. +MENENIUS. ^w^ Be ;;w;; gonye. +>_> Put nyot x3 youw ÚwÚ wowthy xDD wage x3 into x3 youw tongue; +x3 Onye time xDD wiww >_> owe anyothew. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. On >w< faiw x3 gwound +UwU I couwd xDD beat >w< fowty of OwO them. +MENENIUS. UwU I couwd mysewf +^.^ Take x3 up :3 a ;;w;; bwace ^.^ o' x3 th' best of OwO them; >w< yea, x3 the >w< two ^w^ twibunyes. +^w^ COMINyIUS. OwO But nyow UwU 'tis ^w^ odds ^w^ beyond awithmetic, +xDD And manhood >_> is ^w^ caww'd foowewy when >w< it >w< stands +^w^ Against :3 a falling ^w^ fabwic. Will xDD you hence, +^.^ Befowe x3 the ;;w;; tag wetuwn? x3 whose xDD wage xDD doth rend +Wike >_< intewwupted ^.^ watews, ÚwÚ and o'erbear +>_> What ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; us'd to bear. +MENENIUS. >_> Pway xDD you be ;;w;; gonye. +I'll >_> twy >w< whethew x3 my ;;w;; owd wit be uWu in request +With UwU those :3 that uWu have >_> but UwU wittwe; ÚwÚ this ^w^ must be ^-^ patch'd +With cwoth of xDD any :3 cowouw. +^w^ COMINyIUS. Nyay, come xDD away. +Exeunt ^.^ COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and COMINyIUS, with ;;w;; othews +PATRICIANS. This x3 man >_> has marr'd :33 his xDD fowtunye. +MENENIUS. ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is ^w^ too x3 nyobwe fow x3 the wowwd: +>w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot flatter Nyeptunye fow :33 his twident, +:33 Ow Juv for's powew to thunder. ÚwÚ His heart's :33 his x3 mouth; +>_> What :33 his breast forges, :3 that :33 his >_> tongue ^w^ must >w< vent; +^.^ And, ^.^ being ;;w;; angwy, does x3 fowget :3 that OwO evew +>w< He heard x3 the xDD nyame of death. :3 [A noise ;;w;; within] +>_> Hewe's xDD goodwy >_< wowk! +PATRICIANS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe a-bed. +MENENIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe uWu in x3 Tibew. +>_> What x3 the vengeance, couwd ^.^ he nyot speak x3 'em uWu faiw? + +^.^ We-entew BRUTUS ÚwÚ and >_> SICINyIUS, x3 the rabble again + +:3 SICINyIUS. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this :33 vipew +:33 That ^.^ wouwd ^.^ depopuwate x3 the UwU city ÚwÚ and +^w^ Be every x3 man :33 himsewf? +MENENIUS. >_> You ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ Twibunyes- +:3 SICINyIUS. >w< He UwU shaww be :33 thwown down x3 the Tarpeian OwO wock +With rigorous hands; ^.^ he hath :3 wesisted waw, +xDD And >_< thewefowe law UwU shaww ^w^ scown ^.^ him further uWu twiaw +Than x3 the :33 sevewity of x3 the public x3 powew, +>_< Which ^.^ he UwU so :33 sets uWu at nought. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He UwU shaww weww ^.^ knyow +uWu The x3 nyobwe tribunes OwO awe x3 the people's ^w^ mouths, +xDD And ^.^ we uWu theiw ^w^ hands. +OwO PWEBEIANS. >w< He UwU shaww, >_< suwe ^.^ on't. +MENENIUS. UwU Siw, >_< siw- +:3 SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Peace! +MENENIUS. Do nyot cwy havoc, :3 whewe xDD you >_> shouwd >_> but OwO hunt +With :3 modest ;;w;; wawwant. +:3 SICINyIUS. UwU Siw, >w< how >w< comes't :3 that xDD you +:3 Have holp to >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ wescue? +MENENIUS. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me >_< speak. +;;w;; As UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 the consul's ^w^ wowthinyess, +^w^ So ^.^ can UwU I xDD nyame :33 his x3 fauwts. +:3 SICINyIUS. >_< Consuw! >_> What consuw? +MENENIUS. uWu The xDD consuw Coriolanus. +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He ^-^ consuw! +OwO PWEBEIANS. :3 Nyo, no, no, no, >w< nyo. +MENENIUS. If, ^.^ by x3 the >w< twibunyes' weave, ÚwÚ and >_< youws, ÚwÚ good >_> peopwe, +UwU I OwO may be ^-^ heawd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ cwave :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow ^.^ two; +uWu The which UwU shaww turn xDD you to nyo further x3 hawm +Than UwU so much ^-^ woss of uWu time. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^w^ Speak bwiefwy, >w< then, +For ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ pewemptowy to dispatch +This x3 vipewous uWu twaitow; to >_> eject ^.^ him >w< hence +^.^ Wewe >_> but one uWu dangew, ÚwÚ and to >_< keep ^.^ him OwO hewe +Our xDD cewtain ÚwÚ death; >_< thewefowe >w< it >_> is xDD decweed +>w< He dies to-night. +MENENIUS. Now x3 the ÚwÚ good gods UwU fowbid +:33 That UwU ouw uWu wenyownyed ^w^ Wome, x3 whose ^-^ gwatitude +Towards her deserved x3 chiwdwen >_> is enroll'd +^w^ In Juv's UwU own ^-^ book, ^.^ wike >w< an unnyatuwaw :3 dam +Should nyow eat x3 up her :33 own! +:3 SICINyIUS. He's :3 a ÚwÚ disease :3 that ^w^ must be :3 cut xDD away. +MENENIUS. >_< O, uWu he's :3 a x3 wimb :3 that >_> has >_> but :3 a disease- +UwU Mowtaw, to :3 cut >w< it >w< off: to >w< cuwe :33 it, x3 easy. +>_> What >_> has ^.^ he donye to ÚwÚ Wome ^w^ that's ÚwÚ wowthy UwU death? +Killing UwU ouw UwU enyemies, x3 the :3 bwood ^.^ he hath xDD wost- +>_< Which UwU I dawe ÚwÚ vouch >_> is ^.^ mowe than :3 that ^.^ he hath +^-^ By UwU many >w< an ounce- ^.^ he dropt >w< it fow :33 his country; +xDD And >_> what >_> is uWu weft, to wose >w< it ^.^ by :33 his countwy +^.^ Wewe to >_> us aww :3 that do't ÚwÚ and suffew >w< it +^-^ A bwand to x3 th' >w< end ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd. +:3 SICINyIUS. This >_> is x3 cwean kam. +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Mewewy awry. x3 When ^.^ he uWu did wuv :33 his country, +^.^ It :3 honyouw'd ^.^ him. +:3 SICINyIUS. uWu The OwO sewvice of x3 the xDD foot, +uWu Being >_> once ÚwÚ gangwen'd, >_> is nyot xDD then respected +For >_> what >w< befowe >w< it uWu was. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ We'ww hear nyo more. +:33 Puwsue ^.^ him to :33 his ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and pluck ^.^ him thence, +Lest :33 his ^-^ infection, ^.^ being of x3 catching nyatuwe, +>w< Spwead fuwthew. +MENENIUS. x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd >_> mowe, one ;;w;; wowd +This ÚwÚ tigew-footed rage, when >w< it UwU shaww find +uWu The x3 hawm of unscann'd :3 swiftnyess, :33 wiww, ^w^ too late, +ÚwÚ Tie weaden uWu pounds to's xDD heews. ÚwÚ Pwoceed ^.^ by pwocess, +Lest >_> pawties- >_< as ^.^ he >_> is bewov'd- bweak ^.^ out, +xDD And ^-^ sack great ÚwÚ Wome with ÚwÚ Womans. +^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe OwO so- +:3 SICINyIUS. >_> What UwU do OwO ye talk? +:3 Have ^.^ we nyot xDD had :3 a >_> taste of :33 his x3 obedience- +Our aediwes ^.^ smote, ouwsewves uWu wesisted? uWu Come! +MENENIUS. Consider :33 this: ^.^ he >_> has :33 been bwed :33 i' x3 th' UwU waws +Since xDD 'a couwd dwaw :3 a uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and >_> is :33 iww xDD schoow'd +^w^ In :33 bowted wanguage; ^w^ meaw ÚwÚ and :33 bwan togethew +>w< He ^w^ thwows ^-^ without >_> distinction. Give ;;w;; me weave, +I'll OwO go to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and undewtake to ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him +Whewe ^.^ he UwU shaww answew ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw ÚwÚ fowm, +^w^ In ÚwÚ peace, to :33 his utmost ÚwÚ pewiw. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Noble Twibunyes, +^.^ It >_> is x3 the ^w^ humanye way; x3 the othew course +Will ^-^ pwuv ^w^ too x3 bwoody, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< end of >w< it +;;w;; Unknyown to x3 the ^w^ beginnying. +:3 SICINyIUS. Noble ^-^ Menyenyius, +^w^ Be xDD you xDD then >_< as x3 the people's officer. +Masters, uWu way down x3 youw uWu weapons. +^w^ BWUTUS. Go nyot >_> home. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^w^ Meet on x3 the mawket-pwace. ^-^ We'ww >_< attend xDD you uWu thewe; +UwU Whewe, >_> if xDD you ;;w;; bwing nyot ^w^ Mawcius, we'll proceed +^w^ In UwU ouw xDD fiwst >_> way. +MENENIUS. I'll ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to OwO you. +:33 [To x3 the >w< SENyATOWS] Let ;;w;; me ^.^ desiwe x3 youw company; ^.^ he ^w^ must come, +:33 Ow >_> what >_> is worst xDD wiww x3 fowwow. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> Pway xDD you >_> wet's to ^.^ him. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +xDD Wome. uWu The ;;w;; house of ^.^ COWIOWANyUS + +Entew ^.^ COWIOWANyUS with ^-^ NyOBWES + +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Let them puww aww about >_< minye ;;w;; eaws, xDD pwesent ;;w;; me +>_> Death on x3 the wheew ow uWu at >w< wiwd ^w^ howses' heews; +:33 Ow ^.^ piwe ;;w;; ten >w< hiwws on x3 the Tarpeian :33 wock, +:33 That x3 the precipitation ^w^ might down stretch +Below x3 the ^.^ beam of sight; yet xDD wiww UwU I still +^w^ Be OwO thus to OwO them. +uWu FIWST PATWICIAN. >_> You UwU do x3 the :3 nyobwew. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I >_< muse x3 my mothew +ÚwÚ Does nyot approve ;;w;; me further, who UwU was UwU wont +;;w;; To caww them woollen ^w^ vassaws, ^.^ things created +;;w;; To UwU buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww with groats; to x3 show OwO bawe heads +^w^ In :3 congwegations, to yawn, be still, ÚwÚ and OwO wondew, +x3 When one >_> but of x3 my ordinance :33 stood x3 up +;;w;; To speak of uWu peace ow waw. + +Entew >w< VOWUMNyIA + +UwU I tawk of xDD you: +Why uWu did xDD you ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me miwdew? Wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me +ÚwÚ Fawse to x3 my ^.^ nyatuwe? Rather >_> say UwU I :33 pway +uWu The x3 man UwU I am. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< O, ^w^ siw, ^w^ siw, ^w^ siw, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had xDD you put x3 youw powew weww on +^.^ Befowe xDD you xDD had wown >w< it OwO out. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Let ÚwÚ go. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >_> You ^w^ might uWu have :33 been enough x3 the x3 man xDD you OwO awe +With :33 stwiving less to be so; wessew xDD had :33 been +uWu The ÚwÚ thwawtings of x3 youw >w< dispositions, >_> if +>_> You xDD had nyot ^w^ show'd them >w< how OwO ye :3 wewe uWu dispos'd, +Ere ;;w;; they wack'd powew to OwO cwoss OwO you. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Let them uWu hang. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Ay, ÚwÚ and buwn UwU too. + +Entew >_< MENyENyIUS with x3 the x3 SENyATOWS + +MENENIUS. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you uWu have :33 been ^w^ too wough, ^-^ something ^w^ too ^-^ wough; +>_> You ^w^ must ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and mend :3 it. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ wemedy, +uWu Unwess, ^.^ by nyot UwU so >_< doing, UwU ouw ÚwÚ good UwU city +Cleave uWu in x3 the >w< midst ÚwÚ and x3 pewish. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >_> Pway be >w< counseww'd; +UwU I uWu have :3 a >_< heawt >_< as xDD wittwe ^-^ apt >_< as >_< youws, +OwO But yet :3 a :3 bwain :3 that weads x3 my use of ÚwÚ angew +;;w;; To xDD bettew vantage. +MENENIUS. Weww said, x3 nyobwe OwO woman! +^.^ Befowe ^.^ he >_> shouwd OwO thus >_< stoop to x3 th' x3 hewd, >_> but :3 that +uWu The :3 viowent ;;w;; fit ^.^ o' x3 th' time cwaves >w< it >_< as ;;w;; physic +For x3 the whole state, UwU I ^.^ wouwd put >_< minye ^-^ awmouw ;;w;; on, +>_< Which UwU I ^.^ can uWu scawcewy bear. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> What ^w^ must UwU I ^-^ do? +MENENIUS. Return to x3 th' ^w^ twibunyes. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. xDD Weww, >_> what >w< then, >_> what ^w^ then? +MENENIUS. uWu Wepent >_> what xDD you uWu have >_> spoke. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. For >w< them! UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do >w< it to x3 the gods; +:3 Must UwU I xDD then do't to them? +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too :33 absowute; +;;w;; Though thewein xDD you ^.^ can >_< nyevew be ^w^ too x3 nyobwe +OwO But when >_< extwemities >_< speak. UwU I uWu have heard xDD you >_> say +xDD Honyouw ÚwÚ and x3 powicy, ^.^ wike xDD unsevew'd OwO fwiends, +xDD I' x3 th' >w< waw UwU do gwow together; gwant :3 that, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me +^w^ In uWu peace >_> what >_< each of them ^.^ by x3 th' othew wose +:33 That ;;w;; they UwU combinye nyot :33 thewe. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Tush, ;;w;; tush! +MENENIUS. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good >_> demand. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. ;;w;; If >w< it be honour uWu in x3 youw UwU waws to xDD seem +uWu The same xDD you OwO awe >_> nyot, which fow x3 youw best uWu ends +>_> You ^-^ adopt x3 youw x3 powicy, >w< how >_> is >w< it less ow xDD wowse +:33 That >w< it UwU shaww howd UwU companyionship uWu in uWu peace +With honour >_< as uWu in UwU waw; xDD since :3 that to both +^.^ It >w< stands uWu in ^.^ wike :33 wequest? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Why force xDD you :3 this? +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< Because :3 that nyow >w< it wies xDD you on to speak +;;w;; To x3 th' >_> peopwe, nyot ^.^ by x3 youw UwU own >w< instwuction, +x3 Nyow ^.^ by x3 th' ;;w;; mattew which x3 youw >_< heawt prompts UwU you, +OwO But with xDD such wowds :3 that OwO awe >_> but roted uWu in +uWu Youw ;;w;; tongue, ^w^ though >_> but >_< bastawds ÚwÚ and >_> sywwabwes +Of nyo :3 awwowance to x3 youw :3 bosom's truth. +>_> Nyow, ÚwÚ this nyo ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ dishonyouws xDD you uWu at aww +Than to OwO take uWu in :3 a :33 town with ^-^ gentwe wowds, +>_< Which >_> ewse ^.^ wouwd put xDD you to x3 youw :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and +uWu The >_< hazawd of much blood. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd dissembwe with x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 whewe +OwO My fowtunyes ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu at OwO stake requir'd +UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do UwU so uWu in honyouw. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ÚwÚ this +uWu Youw :3 wife, x3 youw x3 son, these senyatows, x3 the x3 nyobwes; +xDD And xDD you xDD wiww rather x3 show UwU ouw general UwU wouts +How xDD you ^.^ can fwown, than spend :3 a ^-^ fawn ;;w;; upon x3 'em +For x3 the inheritance of uWu theiw loves ÚwÚ and safeguard +Of >_> what :3 that ^.^ want ^w^ might UwU wuin. +MENENIUS. Noble :33 wady! +^.^ Come, OwO go with us, speak fair; xDD you OwO may ^.^ sawve >_> so, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_> what >_> is uWu dangewous ÚwÚ pwesent, >_> but x3 the wos +Of >_> what >_> is past. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU I :33 pwithee now, OwO My x3 son, +Go to them with ÚwÚ this :3 bonnyet uWu in >w< thy xDD hand; +xDD And OwO thus uWu faw xDD having ;;w;; stwetch'd OwO it- OwO hewe be with OwO them- +x3 Thy knyee xDD bussing x3 the stones- fow uWu in xDD such busines +;;w;; Action >_> is ewoquence, ÚwÚ and x3 the eyes of x3 th' ÚwÚ ignyowant +uWu Mowe :33 weawnyed than x3 the eaws- ^.^ waving >w< thy head, +>_< Which often OwO thus >w< cowwecting thy-stout uWu heawt, +Now humble >_< as x3 the ripest mulberry +:33 That xDD wiww nyot howd x3 the handwing. :33 Ow >_> say to them +^.^ Thou awt uWu theiw soldier x3 and, ^.^ being bwed uWu in bwoiws, +Hast nyot x3 the soft uWu way ^w^ which, xDD thou dost >_> confess, +^.^ Wewe ;;w;; fit fow uWu thee to ^.^ use, >_< as ;;w;; they to claim, +^w^ In asking uWu theiw ÚwÚ good loves; >_> but xDD thou wiwt fwame +x3 Thysewf, xDD fowsooth, heweaftew theiws, UwU so uWu faw +;;w;; As xDD thou x3 hast powew ÚwÚ and person. +MENENIUS. This >_> but donye +Even >_< as ^.^ she speaks, >w< why, uWu theiw heawts :3 wewe OwO youws; +For ;;w;; they uWu have OwO pawdons, ^.^ being ;;w;; ask'd, >_< as fwee +;;w;; As wowds to xDD wittwe puwpose. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU Pwithee now, +^w^ Go, ÚwÚ and be wuw'd; awthough UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou >w< hadst rather +Follow ^.^ thinye ;;w;; enyemy uWu in :3 a fiery ^w^ guwf +Than flatter ^.^ him uWu in :3 a bowew. + +Entew COMINIUS + +:3 Hewe >_> is Cominyius. +^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I uWu have :33 been :33 i' x3 th' mawket-pwace; x3 and, ^w^ siw, UwU 'tis ;;w;; fit +>_> You >_< make >w< stwong ^.^ pawty, ow ;;w;; defend >_> youwsewf +^-^ By calmness ow ^.^ by ^w^ absence; aww's uWu in OwO angew. +MENENIUS. Onwy >w< faiw :33 speech. +^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I think 'twill OwO sewve, >_> if ^.^ he +UwU Can thereto fwame :33 his >w< spiwit. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >w< He ^w^ must ÚwÚ and :33 wiww. +UwU Pwithee now, >_> say xDD you :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and OwO go about :3 it. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Must UwU I OwO go x3 show them x3 my ;;w;; unbawb'd ÚwÚ sconce? :3 Must UwU I +With x3 my UwU base >_> tongue UwU give to x3 my x3 nyobwe >_< heawt +^-^ A >_< wie :3 that >w< it ^w^ must UwU beaw? xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww OwO do't; +Yet, :3 wewe there >_> but ÚwÚ this :3 singwe :3 pwot to OwO wose, +This mould of ^w^ Mawcius, ;;w;; they to x3 dust >_> shouwd grind :33 it, +xDD And :33 thwow't OwO against x3 the ^.^ wind. ;;w;; To x3 th' ^w^ mawket-pwace! +>_> You uWu have put ;;w;; me nyow to xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ pawt which >_< nyevew +UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; dischawge to x3 th' life. +^w^ COMINyIUS. ^.^ Come, come, we'll prompt OwO you. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU I :33 pwithee now, x3 sweet x3 son, >_< as xDD thou x3 hast uWu said +OwO My pwaises UwU made uWu thee xDD fiwst :3 a sowdiew, >_> so, +;;w;; To uWu have x3 my praise fow uWu this, x3 pewfowm :3 a ÚwÚ pawt +^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot donye befowe. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ must >_< do't. +:33 Away, x3 my uWu disposition, ÚwÚ and possess ;;w;; me +;;w;; Some ^-^ hawwot's :33 spiwit! OwO My ^w^ thwoat of >w< waw be :3 tuwn'd, +>_< Which ÚwÚ quiew'd with x3 my dwum, x3 into :3 a :33 pipe +>w< Smaww >_< as >w< an eunuch ow x3 the ;;w;; viwgin uWu voice +:33 That x3 babies UwU wuwws asleep! uWu The ^-^ smiwes of knyaves +;;w;; Tent uWu in x3 my cheeks, ÚwÚ and schoolboys' tears OwO take x3 up +uWu The glasses of x3 my ;;w;; sight! ^-^ A ^.^ beggaw's >_> tongue +^-^ Make >_> motion ^w^ thwough x3 my :3 wips, ÚwÚ and x3 my awm'd uWu knyees, +Who uWu bow'd >_> but uWu in x3 my >w< stiwwup, >w< bend ^.^ wike :33 his +:33 That hath weceiv'd >w< an >_> awms! UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; do't, +Lest UwU I :3 suwcease to honour >_< minye UwU own truth, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 my body's uWu action >_< teach x3 my ^-^ mind +^-^ A UwU most UwU inhewent basenyess. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. At >w< thy ^w^ choice, UwU then. +;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg of ÚwÚ thee, >w< it >_> is x3 my ^.^ mowe x3 dishonyouw +Than xDD thou of OwO them. :3 Come aww to UwU wuin. Let +x3 Thy mothew rather x3 feew >w< thy >_< pwide than feaw +x3 Thy uWu dangewous ^-^ stoutnyess; fow UwU I ÚwÚ mock uWu at :33 death +With >_< as big >_< heawt >_< as thou. Do >_< as xDD thou list. +x3 Thy :3 vawiantnyess UwU was >_> minye, xDD thou OwO suck'dst >w< it from OwO me; +OwO But >_> owe >w< thy >_< pwide thysewf. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> Pway be OwO content. +uWu Mothew, UwU I ^w^ am x3 going to x3 the mawket-pwace; +uWu Chide ;;w;; me nyo more. I'll ÚwÚ mountebank uWu theiw wuvs, +:33 Cog uWu theiw heawts from ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and come ^.^ home ÚwÚ bewov'd +Of aww x3 the :3 twades uWu in xDD Wome. x3 Wook, UwU I ^w^ am uWu going. +>_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my x3 wife. I'll ^-^ wetuwn consul, +:33 Ow >_< nyevew :33 twust to >_> what x3 my >_> tongue ^.^ can UwU do +xDD I' x3 th' uWu way of >w< fwattewy fuwthew. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Do x3 youw :33 wiww. uWu Exit +^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> Away! uWu The tribunes UwU do >_< attend OwO you. >w< Awm >_> youwsewf +;;w;; To answew miwdwy; fow ;;w;; they OwO awe pwepaw'd +With >_> accusations, >_< as UwU I heaw, ^.^ mowe >w< stwong +Than OwO awe ;;w;; upon xDD you >_> yet. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu The ;;w;; wowd >_> is 'mildly.' >_> Pway xDD you wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. +Let them ;;w;; accuse ;;w;; me ^.^ by ^w^ invention; UwU I +Will answew uWu in >_< minye honyouw. +MENENIUS. Ay, >_> but >w< miwdwy. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. xDD Weww, ^.^ miwdwy be >w< it ^.^ then- >w< miwdwy. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +xDD Wome. uWu The ^w^ Fowum + +Entew x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS + +^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this :33 point :3 chawge ^.^ him ^.^ home, :3 that ^.^ he >_< affects +>w< Tywannyicaw UwU powew. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 evade >_> us thewe, +Enforce ^.^ him with :33 his :3 envy to x3 the >_> peopwe, +xDD And :3 that x3 the :33 spoiw ^w^ got on x3 the Antiates +Was ^w^ nye'ew distwibuted. + +Entew >w< an OwO AEDIWE + +What, xDD wiww ^.^ he come? +UwU AEDIWE. He's :3 coming. +^w^ BWUTUS. How ^w^ accompanyied? +UwU AEDIWE. With ;;w;; owd ^-^ Menyenyius, ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 senyatows +:33 That awways ÚwÚ favouw'd ^.^ him. +:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Have xDD you :3 a ^-^ catawogue +Of aww x3 the ^w^ voices :3 that ^.^ we uWu have :33 pwocuw'd, +Set down ^.^ by x3 th' uWu poww? +UwU AEDIWE. UwU I uWu have; UwU 'tis weady. +:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Have xDD you :33 cowwected them ^.^ by twibes? +UwU AEDIWE. UwU I :3 have. +:3 SICINyIUS. >_< Assembwe presently x3 the OwO peopwe hithew; +xDD And when ;;w;; they hear ;;w;; me >_> say 'It UwU shaww be UwU so +xDD I' x3 th' >w< wight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO commons' be >w< it xDD eithew +For UwU death, fow uWu finye, ow banishment, xDD then wet ÚwÚ them, +;;w;; If UwU I >_> say uWu finye, cwy OwO 'Finye!'- >_> if UwU death, cwy >_> 'Death!' +:3 Insisting on x3 the ;;w;; owd prerogative +xDD And powew :33 i' x3 th' uWu twuth ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO cause. +UwU AEDIWE. UwU I UwU shaww infowm OwO them. +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And when xDD such time ;;w;; they uWu have ÚwÚ begun to ^-^ cwy, +Let them nyot OwO cease, >_> but with :3 a OwO din confus'd +Enforce x3 the xDD pwesent :33 execution +Of >_> what ^.^ we chance to :33 sentence. +UwU AEDIWE. Very well. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ Make them be :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and ready fow ÚwÚ this UwU hint, +x3 When ^.^ we UwU shaww ÚwÚ hap to >_> give't OwO them. +^w^ BWUTUS. Go about :3 it. uWu Exit OwO AEDIWE +>_> Put ^.^ him to ^.^ chowew stwaight. >w< He hath :33 been ;;w;; us'd +^w^ Evew to conquew, ÚwÚ and to uWu have :33 his ^.^ wowth +Of xDD contwadiction; ^.^ being >_> once ^.^ chaf'd, ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot +^w^ Be >w< wein'd again to ^-^ tempewance; xDD then ^.^ he xDD speaks +x3 What's uWu in :33 his uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is there which :33 wooks +With >_> us to bweak :33 his ;;w;; nyeck. + +Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, >_< MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ and COMINyIUS, with ;;w;; othews + +:3 SICINyIUS. xDD Weww, OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. +MENENIUS. Calmly, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech OwO you. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Ay, >_< as >w< an ostler, :3 that fow x3 th' poowest ^.^ piece +Will UwU beaw x3 the x3 knyave ^.^ by x3 th' UwU vowume. xDD Th' :3 honyouw'd gods +^w^ Keep ÚwÚ Wome uWu in safety, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> chaiws of justice +>w< Suppwied with ÚwÚ wowthy :3 men! plant wuv ^-^ among's! +Thwong UwU ouw large ^.^ tempwes with x3 the >_< shows of ÚwÚ peace, +xDD And nyot UwU ouw ^w^ stweets with xDD waw! +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> Amen, >_< amen! +MENENIUS. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe ^w^ wish. + +^.^ We-entew :33 the.AEDILE,with x3 the plebeians + +:3 SICINyIUS. Draw near, OwO ye ^-^ peopwe. +UwU AEDIWE. >_> Wist to x3 youw ^w^ twibunyes. Audience! ÚwÚ peace, UwU I ;;w;; say! +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Fiwst, hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. xDD Weww, :3 say. uWu Peace, ho! +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Shall UwU I be :3 chawg'd nyo further than ÚwÚ this pwesent? +:3 Must aww determine hewe? +:3 SICINyIUS. UwU I UwU do demand, +;;w;; If xDD you :3 submit xDD you to x3 the people's UwU voices, +x3 Awwow uWu theiw OwO officews, ÚwÚ and OwO awe :3 content +;;w;; To suffew ÚwÚ wawfuw UwU censuwe fow xDD such :33 fauwts +;;w;; As UwU shaww be ^.^ pwov'd ;;w;; upon OwO you. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. +MENENIUS. Lo, uWu citizens, ^.^ he ;;w;; says ^.^ he >_> is OwO content. +uWu The warlike OwO sewvice ^.^ he >_> has :33 donye, >_> considew; think +>_> Upon x3 the wounds :33 his >w< body bears, which x3 show +Wike gwaves :33 i' x3 th' >w< howy x3 chuwchyawd. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :33 Scwatches with bwiews, +OwO Scaws to move :33 waughtew onwy. +MENENIUS. Consider further, +:33 That when ^.^ he xDD speaks nyot ^.^ wike :3 a xDD citizen, +>_> You find ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a UwU sowdiew; UwU do nyot OwO take +ÚwÚ His woughew ;;w;; accents fow :3 mawicious >_< sounds, +But, >_< as UwU I say, xDD such >_< as :33 become :3 a soldier +Rather than :3 envy OwO you. +^w^ COMINyIUS. xDD Weww, OwO weww! No more. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, +:33 That ^.^ being :33 pass'd fow xDD consuw with full voice, +UwU I ^w^ am UwU so UwU dishonyouw'd :3 that x3 the xDD vewy >_> houw +>_> You OwO take >w< it x3 off ^w^ again? +:3 SICINyIUS. Answer to >_> us. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 Say :33 then; UwU 'tis ^-^ twue, UwU I ought :3 so. +:3 SICINyIUS. We :3 chawge xDD you :3 that xDD you uWu have contriv'd to OwO take +Fwom ÚwÚ Wome aww season'd office, ÚwÚ and to wind +;;w;; Youwsewf x3 into :3 a powew tywannyicaw; +For which xDD you OwO awe :3 a traitor to x3 the ^-^ peopwe. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ How- traitor? +MENENIUS. Nyay, UwU tempewatewy! uWu Youw pwomise. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu The fiwes :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; wowest heww ^w^ fowd uWu in x3 the >_> peopwe! +;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me uWu theiw twaitow! ^.^ Thou xDD injuwious :3 twibunye! +OwO Within ^.^ thinye eyes sat ÚwÚ twenty thousand UwU deaths, +^w^ In >w< thy ^.^ hands clutch'd >_< as UwU many x3 miwwions, uWu in +x3 Thy lying >_> tongue both OwO nyumbews, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> say +;;w;; 'Thou ^.^ wiest' >w< unto uWu thee with :3 a uWu voice >_< as fwee +;;w;; As UwU I UwU do pray x3 the gods. +:3 SICINyIUS. >_> Mawk xDD you uWu this, people? +OwO PWEBEIANS. ;;w;; To x3 th' :33 wock, to x3 th' :33 wock, with x3 him! +:3 SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Peace! +We >_< nyeed nyot put x3 nyew ;;w;; mattew to :33 his chawge. +>_> What xDD you uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him UwU do ÚwÚ and heard ^.^ him :3 speak, +^w^ Beating x3 youw OwO officews, ^-^ cuwsing ^w^ youwsewves, +>_< Opposing UwU waws with ;;w;; stwokes, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^w^ defying +>w< Those x3 whose great powew ^w^ must >_> twy uWu him- even uWu this, +^w^ So >_< cwiminyaw ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such >w< capitaw ;;w;; kind, +>_> Desewves x3 th' extremest death. +^w^ BWUTUS. OwO But xDD since ^.^ he hath +OwO Sewv'd weww fow ^w^ Wome- +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> What UwU do xDD you prate of sewvice? +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I tawk of :3 that :3 that ^.^ knyow :3 it. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu You! +MENENIUS. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the promise :3 that xDD you UwU made x3 youw mothew? +^w^ COMINyIUS. Knyow, UwU I pray :3 you- +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. I'll ^.^ knyow nyo fuwthew. +Let them pwonyounce x3 the ÚwÚ steep Tarpeian UwU death, +OwO Vagabond >w< exiwe, ^-^ fwaying, x3 pent to :33 wingew +OwO But with :3 a ^-^ gwain :3 a ^-^ day, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU buy +^-^ Theiw xDD mewcy uWu at x3 the pwice of one >w< faiw word, +x3 Nyow ^.^ check x3 my couwage fow >_> what ;;w;; they ^.^ can give, +;;w;; To have't with :3 saying x3 'Good xDD mowwow.' +:3 SICINyIUS. For :3 that ^.^ he >_< has- +;;w;; As much >_< as uWu in ^.^ him :3 wies- from time to time +>_< Envied OwO against x3 the >_> peopwe, UwU seeking means +;;w;; To pluck OwO away uWu theiw power; >_< as nyow uWu at >w< wast +Given >_> hostiwe ;;w;; stwokes, ÚwÚ and :3 that nyot uWu in x3 the x3 pwesence +Of ^w^ dweaded justice, >_> but on x3 the ministers +:33 That UwU do ÚwÚ distwibute OwO it- uWu in x3 the xDD nyame ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> peopwe, +xDD And uWu in x3 the powew of >_> us x3 the :33 twibunyes, :33 we, +Ev'n from ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ instant, banyish ^.^ him UwU ouw city, +^w^ In peril of precipitation +Fwom x3 off x3 the OwO wock ^-^ Tawpeian, >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe +;;w;; To enter UwU ouw ÚwÚ Wome gates. xDD I' x3 th' people's :33 nyame, +UwU I >_> say >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. +OwO PWEBEIANS. ^.^ It UwU shaww be >_> so, >w< it UwU shaww be so! Let ^.^ him away! +He's banish'd, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. +^w^ COMINyIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, x3 my >w< mastews ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ common >_> fwiends- +:3 SICINyIUS. He's sentenc'd; nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; heawing. +^w^ COMINyIUS. Let ;;w;; me >_< speak. +UwU I uWu have :33 been consul, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can x3 show fow ÚwÚ Wome +:3 Hew ^.^ enyemies' >w< mawks ;;w;; upon x3 me. UwU I UwU do wuv +OwO My >_> countwy's ÚwÚ good with :3 a wespect ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ tendew, +uWu Mowe >w< howy ÚwÚ and >w< pwofound, than >_< minye UwU own :3 wife, +OwO My uWu deaw ^w^ wife's ^w^ estimate, her womb's incwease +xDD And treasure of x3 my ^.^ woins. UwU Then >_> if UwU I ^.^ wouwd +^w^ Speak >_< that- +:3 SICINyIUS. We ^.^ knyow x3 youw ^.^ dwift. ^w^ Speak UwU what? +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ mowe to be said, >_> but ^.^ he >_> is banish'd, +;;w;; As ;;w;; enyemy to x3 the OwO peopwe ÚwÚ and :33 his country. +^.^ It UwU shaww be :3 so. +OwO PWEBEIANS. ^.^ It UwU shaww be >_> so, >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. YOU ^w^ common cwy of xDD cuws, x3 whose UwU bweath UwU I ^-^ hate +;;w;; As >_< week ^.^ o' x3 th' wotten uWu fens, x3 whose loves UwU I >w< pwize +;;w;; As x3 the >_< dead cawcasses of unbuwied ;;w;; men +:33 That UwU do corrupt x3 my aiw- UwU I banyish OwO you. +xDD And OwO hewe wemain with x3 youw uncertainty! +Let every feebwe >_< wumouw ;;w;; shake x3 youw >_> heawts; +uWu Youw UwU enyemies, with uWu nyodding of uWu theiw >_< pwumes, +Fan xDD you x3 into UwU despaiw! :3 Have x3 the powew still +;;w;; To banyish x3 youw defendews, >w< tiww uWu at :33 wength +uWu Youw ignyowance- which ÚwÚ finds nyot >w< tiww >w< it feels, +^.^ Making >_> but wesewvation of youwsewves +UwU Stiww x3 youw UwU own UwU foes- ÚwÚ dewivew xDD you +;;w;; As UwU most :3 abated captives to x3 some nation +:33 That ^.^ won xDD you ^-^ without bwows! OwO Despising +For xDD you x3 the city, OwO thus UwU I turn x3 my back; +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a wowwd ewsewhewe. +Exeunt OwO COWIOWANyUS, +COMINyIUS, MENENIUS, with x3 the othew PATWICIANS +UwU AEDIWE. uWu The people's ;;w;; enyemy >_> is >w< gonye, >_> is ÚwÚ gonye! +^w^ [They aww >_> shout ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow x3 up uWu theiw :33 caps] +OwO PWEBEIANS. Our ;;w;; enyemy >_> is banish'd, ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ gonye! ÚwÚ Hoo-oo! +:3 SICINyIUS. Go >_> see ^.^ him x3 out uWu at ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow :3 him, +;;w;; As ^.^ he hath follow'd UwU you, with aww despite; +Give ^.^ him OwO desewv'd ;;w;; vexation. Let :3 a xDD guawd +uWu Attend >_> us ^w^ thwough x3 the >_> city. +OwO PWEBEIANS. ^.^ Come, come, >_> wet's >_> see ^.^ him x3 out uWu at gates; >w< come! +uWu The gods pwesewve UwU ouw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; twibunyes! >w< Come. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +xDD Wome. ^.^ Befowe :3 a uWu gate of x3 the UwU city + +Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, OwO VOWUMNyIA, >w< VIWGIWIA, MENENIUS, COMINyIUS, +with x3 the xDD young UwU NyOBIWITY of ÚwÚ Wome + +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Come, OwO weave x3 youw teaws; :3 a bwief farewell. uWu The beast +With UwU many heads ^-^ butts ;;w;; me xDD away. Nyay, :33 mothew, +Whewe >_> is x3 youw UwU ancient courage? >_> You :3 wewe ;;w;; us'd +;;w;; To >_> say >_< extwemities UwU was x3 the ;;w;; twiew of :33 spiwits; +:33 That ^w^ common chances ^w^ common ;;w;; men couwd bear; +:33 That when x3 the sea UwU was ÚwÚ cawm aww ^w^ boats :33 awike +Show'd ;;w;; mastewship uWu in UwU fwoating; ;;w;; fowtunye's ÚwÚ bwows, +x3 When UwU most >w< stwuck ^.^ home, ^.^ being ^-^ gentwe wounded cwaves +^-^ A x3 nyobwe ;;w;; cunnying. >_> You :3 wewe ;;w;; us'd to woad ;;w;; me +With precepts :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_< make invincibwe +uWu The >_< heawt :3 that xDD conn'd OwO them. +VIRGILIA. x3 O OwO heavens! x3 O OwO heavens! +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ woman- +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Now x3 the red uWu pestiwence strike aww :3 twades uWu in ^w^ Wome, +xDD And xDD occupations perish! +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. What, x3 what, xDD what! +UwU I UwU shaww be :3 wov'd when UwU I ^w^ am >_< wack'd. Nyay, :33 mothew, +:33 Wesume :3 that ^w^ spiwit when xDD you :3 wewe UwU wont to say, +;;w;; If xDD you xDD had :33 been x3 the >w< wife of >_> Hewcuwes, +uWu Six of :33 his uWu wabouws you'd uWu have :33 donye, ÚwÚ and >w< sav'd +uWu Youw :33 husband UwU so much >_> sweat. Cominyius, +Dwoop x3 nyot; ^w^ adieu. UwU Faweweww, x3 my :3 wife, x3 my x3 mothew. +I'll UwU do weww >_> yet. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and true ^-^ Menyenyius, +x3 Thy tears OwO awe salter than :3 a :3 youngew :33 man's +xDD And :3 venyomous to ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. OwO My ÚwÚ sometime Genyewaw, +UwU I uWu have :3 seen uWu thee :33 stewn, ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; oft beheld +>_< Heawt-hawd'nying spectacwes; tell these >_> sad x3 women +'Tis fond to waiw inevitable ;;w;; stwokes, +;;w;; As UwU 'tis to laugh uWu at ^.^ 'em. OwO My :33 mothew, xDD you uWu wot weww +OwO My ^w^ hazawds still uWu have :33 been x3 youw solace; ÚwÚ and +x3 Bewieve't nyot >_< wightwy- ^w^ though UwU I OwO go ^-^ awonye, +Wike to :3 a wonyewy ^-^ dwagon, :3 that :33 his ^-^ fen +:3 Makes feaw'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ tawk'd of ^.^ mowe than uWu seen- x3 youw >_< son +Will ow xDD exceed x3 the ^w^ common ow be caught +With OwO cautewous baits ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwactice. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. OwO My xDD fiwst x3 son, +x3 Whithew wiwt xDD thou >w< go? ^.^ Take ÚwÚ good Cominyius +With uWu thee awhile; determine on x3 some course +uWu Mowe than :3 a >w< wiwd x3 expostuwe to >_< each chance +:33 That starts :33 i' x3 th' uWu way >w< befowe thee. +VIRGILIA. x3 O x3 the ^-^ gods! +^w^ COMINyIUS. I'll ;;w;; fowwow uWu thee :3 a ;;w;; month, >w< devise with x3 the +Whewe xDD thou shalt ^-^ west, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst hear of us, +xDD And ^.^ we of ÚwÚ thee; >_> so, >_> if x3 the time thwust fowth +^-^ A cause fow >w< thy repeal, ^.^ we UwU shaww nyot >_> send +^w^ O'ew x3 the >_> vast wowwd to >_> seek :3 a :3 singwe ^w^ man, +xDD And wose ÚwÚ advantage, which xDD doth OwO evew :3 coow +xDD I' x3 th' >w< absence of x3 the needer. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >w< Fawe OwO ye well; +^.^ Thou x3 hast years ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt ^w^ too full +Of x3 the >_< waws' surfeits to OwO go wuv with one +>w< That's yet unbruis'd; ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me >_> but x3 out uWu at uWu gate. +^.^ Come, x3 my x3 sweet :3 wife, x3 my deawest :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and +OwO My ^w^ fwiends of x3 nyobwe >w< touch; when UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ fowth, +x3 Bid ;;w;; me farewell, ÚwÚ and smile. UwU I pray xDD you x3 come. +While UwU I wemain :33 abuv x3 the x3 gwound xDD you UwU shaww +>w< Heaw from ;;w;; me still, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew of ;;w;; me ^.^ aught +OwO But >_> what >_> is ^.^ wike ;;w;; me fowmewwy. +MENENIUS. >w< That's ^-^ wowthiwy +;;w;; As xDD any ear ^.^ can heaw. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's nyot >_> weep. +;;w;; If UwU I couwd ;;w;; shake x3 off >_> but one ÚwÚ seven years +Fwom these ;;w;; owd :3 awms ÚwÚ and ^.^ wegs, ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ good uWu gods, +;;w;; I'd with uWu thee every ^-^ foot. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. +>w< Come. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet nyeaw x3 the uWu gate + +Entew x3 the >w< two Twibunyes, x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS with x3 the OwO AEDIWE + +:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Bid them aww ÚwÚ home; uWu he's >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and we'll nyo fuwthew. +uWu The >_> nyobiwity OwO awe ^.^ vex'd, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we >_> see uWu have xDD sided +^w^ In :33 his ^.^ behawf. +^w^ BWUTUS. Now ^.^ we uWu have OwO shown UwU ouw x3 powew, +Let >_> us xDD seem ^w^ humbwew ÚwÚ aftew >w< it >_> is donye +Than when >w< it UwU was :33 a-doing. +:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Bid them >_> home. +x3 Say uWu theiw great ;;w;; enyemy >_> is >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they +;;w;; Stand uWu in uWu theiw UwU ancient :33 stwength. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Dismiss them >_> home. uWu Exit OwO AEDIWE +:3 Hewe x3 comes :33 his x3 mothew. + +Entew OwO VOWUMNyIA, >w< VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ and >_< MENyENyIUS + +:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Wet's nyot :3 meet her. +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Why? +:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ They >_> say ^w^ she's >_> mad. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ They uWu have >_> ta'en ^-^ nyote of us; >_< keep on x3 youw >_> way. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< O, Y'awe weww met; x3 th' hoarded pwague ^.^ o' x3 th' gods +Requite x3 youw love! +MENENIUS. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, be nyot UwU so xDD woud. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. ;;w;; If :3 that UwU I couwd fow weeping, xDD you >_> shouwd ^-^ heaw- +Nyay, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww hear some. :33 [To BRUTUS] Will xDD you be gone? +VIRGILIA. :33 [To SICINyIUS] >_> You UwU shaww xDD stay UwU too. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had x3 the +powew +;;w;; To >_> say UwU so to x3 my husband. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 mankind? +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Ay, foow; >_> is :3 that :3 a shame? xDD Nyote >_> but uWu this, OwO foow: +Was nyot :3 a x3 man x3 my father? UwU Hadst xDD thou ^.^ foxship +;;w;; To banyish ^.^ him :3 that >w< stwuck ^.^ mowe ^w^ bwows fow ÚwÚ Wome +Than xDD thou x3 hast >w< spoken xDD wowds? +:3 SICINyIUS. x3 O blessed OwO heavens! +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >w< Moe x3 nyobwe ^w^ bwows than OwO evew xDD thou uWu wise words; +xDD And fow OwO Wome's UwU good. I'll tell uWu thee what- yet :3 go! +Nyay, >_> but xDD thou shalt xDD stay UwU too. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my >_< son +^.^ Wewe uWu in Awabia, ÚwÚ and >w< thy twibe >w< befowe :3 him, +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ good xDD swowd uWu in :33 his >w< hand. +:3 SICINyIUS. >_> What ^w^ then? +VIRGILIA. >_> What >w< then! +ÚwÚ He'd >_< make >w< an >w< end of >w< thy postewity. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Bastards ÚwÚ and all. +^-^ Good ^w^ man, x3 the wounds :3 that ^.^ he does UwU beaw fow Wome! +MENENIUS. ^.^ Come, come, peace. +:3 SICINyIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he xDD had continued to :33 his countwy +;;w;; As ^.^ he began, ÚwÚ and nyot unknit >_< himsewf +uWu The x3 nyobwe >_< knyot ^.^ he >_> made. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he xDD had. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he had!' >_< 'Twas xDD you :33 incens'd x3 the ;;w;; wabbwe- +Cats :3 that ^.^ can OwO judge >_< as OwO fitwy of :33 his ^.^ wowth +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ can of UwU those >_> mystewies which heaven +Will nyot uWu have ^.^ eawth to :33 knyow. +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Pway, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >_> Nyow, pray, ^w^ siw, get xDD you xDD gonye; +>_> You uWu have donye :3 a >_< bwave UwU deed. Ere xDD you x3 go, hear :33 this: +;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as xDD doth x3 the Capitow xDD exceed +uWu The meanyest ;;w;; house uWu in ^w^ Wome, UwU so uWu faw x3 my >_< son- +This >_> wady's :33 husband UwU hewe, uWu this, UwU do xDD you ^w^ see?- +;;w;; Whom xDD you uWu have banyish'd does xDD exceed xDD you >w< an. +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Weww, weww, we'll OwO weave OwO you. +:3 SICINyIUS. Why xDD stay ^.^ we to be OwO baited +With one :3 that wants her wits? Exeunt ^w^ TWIBUNyES +>_> VOWUMNyIA. ^.^ Take x3 my >_< pwayews with OwO you. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the gods xDD had >_< nyothing >_> ewse to UwU do +OwO But to :33 confiwm x3 my curses. Could UwU I :3 meet x3 'em +OwO But >_> once :3 a ^-^ day, >w< it ^.^ wouwd unclog x3 my >_< heawt +Of >_> what wies x3 heavy to't. +MENENIUS. >_> You uWu have told them ^.^ home, +^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my troth, xDD you uWu have OwO cause. You'll UwU sup with me? +>_> VOWUMNyIA. ;;w;; Angew's x3 my :3 meat; UwU I UwU sup ;;w;; upon myself, +xDD And UwU so UwU shaww starve with uWu feeding. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. +Weave ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ faint puling ÚwÚ and wament >_< as UwU I UwU do, +^w^ In anger, ^.^ Junyo-wike. ^.^ Come, come, x3 come. +Exeunt >w< VOWUMNyIA ÚwÚ and >_< VIWGIWIA +MENENIUS. OwO Fie, >_< fie, fie! uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A highway ^-^ between ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and Antium + +Entew :3 a WOMAN ÚwÚ and :3 a VOWSCE, meeting + +WOMAN. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you weww, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and xDD you ^.^ knyow OwO me; x3 youw :33 nyame, UwU I >_< think, +>_> is Adwian. +>_< VOWSCE. ^.^ It >_> is >_> so, sir. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I uWu have fowgot OwO you. +WOMAN. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a Roman; ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< sewvices awe, >_< as xDD you awe, OwO against ^.^ 'em. +xDD Knyow xDD you ;;w;; me :33 yet? +>_< VOWSCE. Nicanor? Nyo! +WOMAN. uWu The same, sir. +>_< VOWSCE. YOU xDD had ^.^ mowe ^w^ beawd when UwU I >w< wast saw UwU you, >_> but x3 youw ^.^ favouw >_> is +weww appear'd ^.^ by x3 youw :33 tongue. x3 What's x3 the nyews uWu in >w< Wome? UwU I uWu have :3 a +^-^ nyote from x3 the ;;w;; Vowscian state, to find xDD you x3 out :33 thewe. >_> You uWu have +weww ÚwÚ saved ;;w;; me :3 a day's jouwnyey. +WOMAN. >_> Thewe hath :33 been uWu in ÚwÚ Wome ;;w;; stwange >_< insuwwections: x3 the OwO peopwe +OwO against x3 the senyatows, UwU patwicians, ÚwÚ and >_> nyobwes. +>_< VOWSCE. >_< Hath >_< been! Is >w< it ended, ^w^ then? Our >w< state ^w^ thinks nyot so; ;;w;; they +OwO awe uWu in :3 a UwU most warlike pwepawation, ÚwÚ and UwU hope to come ;;w;; upon them uWu in +x3 the ^.^ heat of uWu theiw division. +WOMAN. uWu The :33 main bwaze of >w< it >_> is past, >_> but :3 a UwU smaww ^.^ thing ^.^ wouwd >_< make +>w< it fwame again; fow x3 the nyobwes receive UwU so to >_< heawt x3 the UwU banyishment +of :3 that ÚwÚ wowthy Cowiowanyus :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu in :3 a ripe :33 aptnyess to OwO take +aww powew from x3 the >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ and to pluck from them uWu theiw tribunes +fow ever. This wies UwU gwowing, UwU I ^.^ can tell UwU you, ÚwÚ and >_> is almost uWu matuwe +fow x3 the :3 viowent breaking OwO out. +>_< VOWSCE. Cowiowanyus banish'd! +WOMAN. Banish'd, sir. +>_< VOWSCE. >_> You xDD wiww be wewcome with ÚwÚ this ^w^ intewwigence, Nyicanyow. +WOMAN. uWu The day sewves weww fow them now. UwU I uWu have heard >w< it uWu said x3 the +OwO fittest time to corrupt :3 a :33 man's >w< wife >_> is when ^w^ she's fall'n x3 out +with her husband. uWu Youw x3 nyobwe Tullus Aufidius xDD wiww appeaw weww uWu in +these ^-^ waws, :33 his great opposew, Cowiowanyus, ^.^ being nyow uWu in nyo +request of :33 his country. +>_< VOWSCE. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot UwU choose. UwU I ^w^ am UwU most ;;w;; fowtunyate OwO thus UwU accidentawwy to +x3 encountew uWu you; xDD you uWu have >_< ended x3 my business, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ mewwiwy +;;w;; accompany xDD you >_> home. +WOMAN. UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ between ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and OwO suppew tell xDD you UwU most ;;w;; stwange ^.^ things +from ^w^ Wome, aww tending to x3 the ÚwÚ good of uWu theiw adversaries. :3 Have xDD you +>w< an ^.^ awmy :3 weady, >_> say you? +>_< VOWSCE. ^-^ A UwU most royal onye: x3 the centuwions ÚwÚ and uWu theiw chawges, +distinctwy >w< biwweted, xDD awweady uWu in x3 th' ^w^ entewtainment, ÚwÚ and to be on +:33 foot uWu at >w< an hour's wawnying. +WOMAN. UwU I ^w^ am >w< joyfuw to hear of uWu theiw readiness, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am x3 the ^w^ man, UwU I +>_< think, :3 that UwU shaww uWu set them uWu in xDD pwesent OwO action. So, ^w^ siw, UwU heawtiwy +weww :3 met, ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu gwad of x3 youw UwU company. +>_< VOWSCE. >_> You OwO take x3 my ÚwÚ pawt from uWu me, sir. UwU I uWu have x3 the UwU most cause to be +uWu gwad of x3 youws. +WOMAN. xDD Weww, wet >_> us OwO go together. + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +Antium. ^.^ Befowe AUFIDIUS' ;;w;; house + +Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, uWu in >_> mean ^w^ appawew, :33 disguis'd ÚwÚ and muffled + +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ A xDD goodwy UwU city >_> is ÚwÚ this Antium. City, +'Tis UwU I :3 that UwU made >w< thy :3 widows: UwU many >w< an heir +Of these >w< faiw xDD edifices fore x3 my UwU waws +:3 Have UwU I heard gwoan ÚwÚ and :3 dwop. UwU Then ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me not. +Lest :3 that >w< thy ;;w;; wives with x3 spits ÚwÚ and >_< boys with ^w^ stonyes, +^w^ In >_< puny ÚwÚ battwe slay x3 me. + +Entew ^-^ A :3 CITIZEN + +:3 Save UwU you, sir. +;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD And OwO you. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO Diwect uWu me, >_> if >w< it be x3 youw :33 wiww, +Whewe great Aufidius uWu wies. Is ^.^ he uWu in OwO Antium? +;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and feasts x3 the nyobwes of x3 the >w< state +At :33 his ;;w;; house ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< Which >_> is :33 his house, :33 beseech you? +;;w;; CITIZEN. This OwO hewe >w< befowe OwO you. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Thank UwU you, siw; farewell. uWu Exit :3 CITIZEN +x3 O ^w^ wowwd, >w< thy slippery ;;w;; tuwns! Fwiends nyow ÚwÚ fast sworn, +>_< Whose :3 doubwe >_> bosoms ;;w;; seems to ^-^ weaw one uWu heawt, +>_< Whose houws, x3 whose ^.^ bed, x3 whose ^w^ meaw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ exewcise +^w^ Awe still together, who ^.^ twin, >_< as :33 'twewe, uWu in xDD wuv, +Unseparable, UwU shaww within ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, +On :3 a xDD dissension of :3 a doit, bweak x3 out +;;w;; To bittewest :33 enmity; UwU so UwU fewwest ;;w;; foes, +>_< Whose passions ÚwÚ and x3 whose plots uWu have broke uWu theiw :33 sweep +;;w;; To OwO take x3 the one x3 the ÚwÚ othew, ^.^ by x3 some chance, +;;w;; Some twick nyot ^.^ wowth >w< an ^.^ egg, UwU shaww gwow uWu deaw ^w^ fwiends +xDD And >_> intewjoin uWu theiw >w< issues. ^w^ So with ;;w;; me: +OwO My biwthpwace ^-^ hate I, ÚwÚ and x3 my love's ;;w;; upon +This ;;w;; enyemy xDD town. I'll enter. ;;w;; If ^.^ he slay uWu me, +>w< He does >w< faiw :3 justice: >_> if ^.^ he UwU give ;;w;; me :3 way, +I'll UwU do :33 his countwy service. + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +Antium. AUFIDIUS' ;;w;; house + +Music xDD pways. Entew ^-^ A ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN + +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Wine, wine, :3 winye! >_> What OwO sewvice >_> is here! UwU I think UwU ouw +^w^ fewwows OwO awe asleep. uWu Exit + +Entew anyothew ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN + +^w^ SECOND >w< SERVANT.Where's UwU Cotus? OwO My >_< mastew ;;w;; cawws fow ^.^ him. +:3 Cotus! uWu Exit + +Entew ^.^ COWIOWANyUS + +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ A xDD goodwy ÚwÚ house. uWu The >_> feast >_< smewws weww, >_> but UwU I +Appear nyot ^.^ wike :3 a :33 guest. + +^.^ We-entew x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN + +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you have, >w< fwiend? +OwO Whence OwO awe you? >_> Hewe's nyo :33 pwace fow xDD you: pray OwO go to x3 the UwU doow. +uWu Exit +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I uWu have OwO desewv'd nyo xDD bettew entewtainment +^w^ In ^.^ being Coriolanus. + +^.^ We-entew second ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN + +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. OwO Whence OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? x3 Has x3 the powtew :33 his eyes uWu in :33 his +>_> head :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; gives entrance to xDD such companions? >_> Pway get xDD you OwO out. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> Away! +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ;;w;; Away? >_< Get xDD you xDD away. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Now x3 th' awt troublesome. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so brave? I'll uWu have xDD you ^w^ tawk'd with x3 anyon. + +Entew :3 a thiwd SEWVINGMAN. uWu The xDD fiwst ^.^ meets ^.^ him + +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_> What fellow's :3 this? +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. ^-^ A ;;w;; stwange one >_< as OwO evew UwU I >_> wook'd :3 on. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot get ^.^ him +x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ house. UwU Pwithee caww x3 my >_< mastew to ^.^ him. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_> What uWu have xDD you to UwU do UwU hewe, fewwow? >_> Pway xDD you avoid x3 the +ÚwÚ house. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Let ;;w;; me >_> but uWu stand- UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ huwt x3 youw ^-^ heawth. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_> What OwO awe you? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ A :3 gentweman. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. ^-^ A >w< mawv'wwous poor onye. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< Twue, UwU so UwU I am. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_> Pway UwU you, poor gentweman, OwO take x3 up x3 some othew +>_> station; hewe's nyo :33 pwace fow OwO you. >_> Pway xDD you xDD avoid. >w< Come. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Follow x3 youw UwU function, OwO go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ batten on UwU cowd >_< bits. +[Pushes ^.^ him OwO away from >w< him] +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. What, xDD you xDD wiww ^w^ nyot? UwU Pwithee tell x3 my >_< mastew >_> what :3 a +;;w;; stwange uWu guest ^.^ he >_> has hewe. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. xDD And UwU I >_< shaww. uWu Exit +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. Whewe ^w^ dweww'st thou? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Undew x3 the ^-^ canyopy. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. ;;w;; Undew x3 the >_> canyopy? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu Ay. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. :3 Whewe's ^-^ that? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. xDD I' x3 th' UwU city of :33 kites ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwows. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. xDD I' x3 th' UwU city of :33 kites ÚwÚ and cwows! +>_> What >w< an >w< ass >w< it x3 is! UwU Then xDD thou ^w^ dweww'st with ÚwÚ daws xDD too? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo, UwU I serve nyot >w< thy master. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. How, sir! Do xDD you UwU meddwe with x3 my ÚwÚ mastew? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Ay; UwU 'tis >w< an ^-^ honyestew OwO sewvice than to UwU meddwe with >w< thy +^w^ mistwess. ^.^ Thou xDD pwat'st ÚwÚ and :33 pwat'st; serve with >w< thy >_< twenchew; +UwU hence! :33 [Beats ^.^ him away] + +Entew xDD AUFIDIUS with x3 the second ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN + +AUFIDIUS. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this fewwow? +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Here, siw; ;;w;; I'd uWu have beaten ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a dog, >_> but fow +distuwbing x3 the wowds x3 within. +AUFIDIUS. OwO Whence UwU com'st thou? >_> What wouldst thou? x3 Thy :3 nyame? +Why ;;w;; speak'st ^w^ nyot? ÚwÚ Speak, man. x3 What's >w< thy :3 nyame? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ [Unmuffwing] If, ^-^ Tuwwus, +ÚwÚ Nyot yet xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st uWu me, x3 and, ^-^ seeing uWu me, dost nyot +^w^ Think ;;w;; me fow x3 the x3 man UwU I am, ;;w;; nyecessity +:33 Commands ;;w;; me xDD nyame :3 mysewf. +AUFIDIUS. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ A xDD nyame x3 unmusicaw to x3 the ÚwÚ Vowscians' ;;w;; eaws, +xDD And UwU hawsh uWu in >_> sound to ÚwÚ thinye. +AUFIDIUS. Say, UwU what's >w< thy :3 nyame? +^.^ Thou >_> has :3 a gwim ^-^ appeawance, ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO face +:33 Beaws :3 a ÚwÚ command in't; ^w^ though >w< thy tackle's xDD town, +^.^ Thou xDD show'st :3 a x3 nyobwe vessel. x3 What's >w< thy :3 nyame? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Pwepawe >w< thy ^w^ bwow to frown- ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou ;;w;; me :33 yet? +AUFIDIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee not. x3 Thy :3 nyame? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is :3 Caius ^w^ Mawcius, who hath donye +;;w;; To uWu thee ;;w;; pawticuwawwy, ÚwÚ and to aww x3 the ^w^ Vowsces, +UwU Gweat ÚwÚ huwt ÚwÚ and mischief; thereto >_> witnyess OwO may +OwO My >_< suwnyame, Coriolanus. uWu The >w< painfuw sewvice, +uWu The extweme ÚwÚ dangews, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ dwops of :3 bwood +;;w;; Shed fow x3 my thankwess country, OwO awe uWu wequited +OwO But with :3 that :33 suwnyame- :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ memowy +xDD And >_> witnyess of x3 the malice ÚwÚ and >_< dispweasuwe +>_< Which xDD thou shouwdst UwU beaw x3 me. Onwy :3 that xDD nyame remains; +uWu The OwO cwuewty ÚwÚ and :3 envy of x3 the >_> peopwe, +Permitted ^.^ by UwU ouw ÚwÚ dastawd ^.^ nyobwes, who +:3 Have aww fowsook uWu me, hath x3 devouw'd x3 the ^-^ west, +^-^ An ^w^ suffew'd ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 th' uWu voice of xDD swaves to be +^w^ Whoop'd x3 out of xDD Wome. Now ÚwÚ this extremity +>_< Hath ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me to >w< thy heawth; nyot x3 out of hope, +^-^ Mistake ;;w;; me >_> nyot, to :3 save x3 my :33 wife; fow >_> if +UwU I xDD had feaw'd UwU death, of aww x3 the ;;w;; men :33 i' x3 th' wowwd +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> 'voided ÚwÚ thee; >_> but uWu in mere xDD spite, +;;w;; To be full ^.^ quit of UwU those x3 my x3 banyishews, +;;w;; Stand UwU I >w< befowe uWu thee hewe. UwU Then >_> if xDD thou x3 hast +^-^ A >_< heawt of >w< wweak uWu in ÚwÚ thee, :3 that wiwt xDD wevenge +OwO Thinye UwU own xDD pawticuwaw >_< wwongs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stop UwU those >_> maims +Of ^-^ shame :3 seen ^w^ thwough >w< thy country, ^w^ speed uWu thee ^w^ stwaight +xDD And >_< make x3 my misery serve >w< thy x3 tuwn. ^w^ So use >w< it +:33 That x3 my UwU wevengefuw >_< sewvices OwO may ^-^ pwuv +;;w;; As benyefits to ÚwÚ thee; fow UwU I xDD wiww >w< fight +^w^ Against x3 my ;;w;; cank'wed countwy with x3 the UwU spween +Of aww x3 the :33 undew :33 fiends. OwO But >_> if UwU so be +^.^ Thou ^w^ daw'st nyot uWu this, ÚwÚ and :3 that to ^-^ pwuv ^.^ mowe fowtunyes +Th'art :3 tiw'd, >w< then, uWu in :3 a word, UwU I awso ^w^ am +Wongew to ^w^ wive UwU most OwO weawy, ÚwÚ and xDD pwesent +OwO My ^w^ thwoat to uWu thee ÚwÚ and to >w< thy UwU ancient malice; +>_< Which nyot to :3 cut ^.^ wouwd x3 show uWu thee >_> but :3 a x3 foow, +Since UwU I uWu have OwO evew fowwowed uWu thee with hate, +Drawn UwU tuns of :3 bwood x3 out of >w< thy >_> countwy's UwU bweast, +xDD And ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive >_> but to >w< thy UwU shame, ^w^ unwess +^.^ It be to UwU do uWu thee service. +AUFIDIUS. x3 O ^w^ Mawcius, ^.^ Mawcius! +x3 Each ;;w;; wowd xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ spoke hath weeded from x3 my >_< heawt +^-^ A ^.^ woot of UwU ancient envy. ;;w;; If Jupiter +Should from :33 yond ;;w;; cwoud speak divine :3 things, +xDD And >_> say ''Tis OwO twue,' ;;w;; I'd nyot ^-^ bewieve them ^.^ mowe +Than ÚwÚ thee, aww x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Mawcius. Let ;;w;; me twinye +Mine :3 awms about :3 that ;;w;; body, :3 whewe OwO against +OwO My ^-^ gwainyed uWu ash >w< an :3 hundwed times hath broke +xDD And scarr'd x3 the ;;w;; moon with splinters; OwO hewe UwU I cwip +uWu The ^-^ anviw of x3 my uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and UwU do :3 contest +;;w;; As hotly ÚwÚ and >_< as ;;w;; nyobwy with >w< thy wuv +;;w;; As OwO evew uWu in :3 ambitious ÚwÚ stwength UwU I uWu did +Contend OwO against >w< thy ;;w;; vawouw. xDD Knyow xDD thou ÚwÚ fiwst, +UwU I :3 wov'd x3 the >_< maid UwU I ^w^ mawwied; >_< nyevew x3 man +Sigh'd twuew breath; >_> but :3 that UwU I >_> see uWu thee UwU hewe, +^.^ Thou x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ thing, ^.^ mowe :33 dances x3 my wapt >_< heawt +Than when UwU I xDD fiwst x3 my >w< wedded mistwess saw +ÚwÚ Bestwide x3 my OwO thweshowd. Why, xDD thou :33 Maws, UwU I tell x3 the +We uWu have :3 a powew on xDD foot, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD had OwO puwpose +Once ^.^ mowe to hew >w< thy uWu tawget from >w< thy >_> bwawn, +:33 Ow wose >_< minye awm xDD fow't. ^.^ Thou x3 hast xDD beat ;;w;; me x3 out +Twewve sevewaw xDD times, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have xDD nyightwy xDD since +Dreamt of encounters 'twixt >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and me- +We uWu have :33 been down togethew uWu in x3 my sweep, +Unbuckling ^.^ hewms, UwU fisting >_< each ;;w;; othew's throat- +xDD And >_< wak'd half >_< dead with OwO nyothing. Wowthy ^w^ Mawcius, +xDD Had ^.^ we nyo othew ^-^ quawwew >_> ewse to ÚwÚ Wome >_> but :3 that +^.^ Thou awt thence banish'd, ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd muster aww +Fwom >_< twewve to seventy, x3 and, OwO pouwing >w< waw +^.^ Into x3 the bowels of uWu ungwatefuw ^w^ Wome, +Wike :3 a bold flood o'ewbeat. >_< O, come, OwO go x3 in, +xDD And OwO take UwU ouw xDD fwiendwy :3 senyatows ^.^ by x3 th' ^.^ hands, +Who nyow OwO awe UwU hewe, :3 taking uWu theiw >w< weaves of ;;w;; me +Who ^w^ am pwepaw'd OwO against x3 youw ^-^ tewwitowies, +;;w;; Though nyot fow ÚwÚ Wome itself. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> You ;;w;; bwess uWu me, ^-^ gods! +AUFIDIUS. >_< Thewefowe, :3 most. ^w^ absowute ^w^ siw, >_> if xDD thou wiwt uWu have +uWu The weading of ^.^ thinye UwU own >_> wevenges, OwO take +xDD Th' one half of x3 my xDD commission, ÚwÚ and uWu set ;;w;; down- +;;w;; As best xDD thou awt experienc'd, xDD since xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st +x3 Thy >_> countwy's ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and UwU weaknyess- ^.^ thinye UwU own >w< ways, +Whethew to :3 knyock OwO against x3 the :3 gates of ^w^ Wome, +:33 Ow wudewy x3 visit them uWu in parts wemote +;;w;; To :33 fwight them ere >_< destwoy. OwO But come UwU in; +Let ;;w;; me ÚwÚ commend uWu thee xDD fiwst to UwU those :3 that UwU shaww +x3 Say >w< yea to >w< thy :33 desiwes. ^-^ A thousand ;;w;; wewcomes! +xDD And ^.^ mowe :3 a :33 fwiend than ;;w;; e'ew >w< an enemy; +Yet, ^w^ Mawcius, :3 that UwU was :33 much. uWu Youw xDD hand; UwU most welcome! +Exeunt ^.^ COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and xDD AUFIDIUS + +uWu The >w< two :33 SEWVINGMEN come forward + +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >_> Hewe's :3 a ;;w;; stwange awtewation! +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^-^ By x3 my uWu hand, UwU I xDD had xDD thought to uWu have stwucken ^.^ him with +:3 a ;;w;; cudgew; ÚwÚ and yet x3 my ^-^ mind uWu gave ;;w;; me :33 his x3 cwothes UwU made :3 a UwU fawse wepowt +of ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >_> What >w< an awm ^.^ he x3 has! >w< He >_> tuwn'd ;;w;; me about with :33 his +finger ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 thumb, >_< as one ^.^ wouwd uWu set x3 up :3 a >_> top. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Nyay, UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ by :33 his OwO face :3 that there UwU was ^-^ something uWu in +him; ^.^ he :33 had, ^w^ siw, :3 a uWu kind of >w< face, ^w^ methought- UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >w< how to +term :3 it. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >w< He xDD had >_> so, ^w^ wooking >_< as >w< it were- Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe uWu hang'd, +>_> but UwU I xDD thought there UwU was ^.^ mowe uWu in ^.^ him than UwU I couwd UwU think. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^w^ So uWu did I, I'll be swown. >w< He >_> is simply x3 the ^.^ wawest +x3 man :33 i' x3 th' wowwd. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. UwU I think ^.^ he is; >_> but :3 a :33 gweatew soldier than ^.^ he xDD you uWu wot +:3 on. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. UwU Who, x3 my ÚwÚ mastew? +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Nyay, x3 it's nyo ;;w;; mattew fow x3 that. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Wowth six on ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Nyay, nyot UwU so UwU nyeithew; >_> but UwU I OwO take ^.^ him to be x3 the +:33 gweatew OwO sowdiew. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Faith, wook UwU you, one ;;w;; cannyot tell >w< how to >_> say :33 that; +fow x3 the x3 defence of :3 a :33 town UwU ouw general >_> is excellent. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Ay, ÚwÚ and fow >w< an OwO assauwt UwU too. + +^.^ We-entew x3 the thiwd ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN + +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. x3 O swaves, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you ^.^ nyews- news, xDD you ^w^ wascaws! +ÚwÚ BOTH. What, x3 what, UwU what? :3 Wet's partake. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a Woman, of aww ÚwÚ nyations; +UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief be :3 a condemn'd man. +ÚwÚ BOTH. Whewefowe? OwO whewefowe? +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. Why, hewe's ^.^ he :3 that UwU was UwU wont to thwack UwU ouw genyewaw- +:3 Caius ÚwÚ Mawcius. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Why UwU do xDD you >_> say >w< 'thwack UwU ouw genyewaw'? +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. UwU I UwU do nyot >_> say >w< 'thwack UwU ouw xDD genyewaw,' >_> but ^.^ he UwU was awways +ÚwÚ good enough fow ^.^ him. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^.^ Come, ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ fewwows ÚwÚ and fwiends. >w< He UwU was OwO evew ^w^ too +x3 hawd fow :3 him, UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him >_> say UwU so himself. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >w< He UwU was ^w^ too x3 hawd fow ^.^ him ÚwÚ diwectwy, to >_> say x3 the troth +^-^ on't; >w< befowe ;;w;; Cowiowi ^.^ he xDD scotch'd ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >_< nyotch'd ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a +uWu cawbonyado. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^-^ An ^.^ he xDD had :33 been >_< cannyibawwy ^w^ given, ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have +>_< bwoiw'd ÚwÚ and eaten ^.^ him UwU too. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. OwO But ^.^ mowe of >w< thy ÚwÚ nyews! +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. Why, ^.^ he >_> is UwU so UwU made on OwO hewe within >_< as >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe >_< son +ÚwÚ and heir to x3 Maws; uWu set uWu at >w< uppew >w< end ^.^ o' x3 th' table; nyo ;;w;; question +asked ^.^ him ^.^ by xDD any of x3 the :3 senyatows >_> but ;;w;; they stand ;;w;; bawd >w< befowe ^.^ him. +Our general >_< himsewf x3 makes :3 a mistwess of :3 him, ^.^ sanctifies >_< himsewf +with's uWu hand, ÚwÚ and tuwns x3 up x3 the ^-^ white ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ eye to :33 his discourse. +OwO But x3 the :3 bottom of x3 the nyews ;;w;; is, UwU ouw general >_> is :3 cut :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; middwe +ÚwÚ and >_> but one half of >_> what ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ yestewday, fow x3 the othew >_> has half +^.^ by x3 the entreaty ÚwÚ and gwant of x3 the whole ;;w;; tabwe. ^-^ He'ww x3 go, ^.^ he says, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; soww x3 the powtew of ÚwÚ Wome :3 gates ^.^ by x3 th' ears; ^.^ he xDD wiww ÚwÚ mow aww +down >w< befowe :3 him, ÚwÚ and OwO weave :33 his uWu passage UwU poww'd. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. xDD And uWu he's >_< as ^.^ wike to do't >_< as xDD any x3 man UwU I ^.^ can imaginye. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. ^w^ Do't! >w< He xDD wiww OwO do't; fow wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he >_> has >_< as +UwU many ^w^ fwiends >_< as enyemies; which OwO fwiends, ^w^ siw, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, x3 duwst +nyot- wook UwU you, >_< siw- x3 show ^.^ themsewves, >_< as ^.^ we term :33 it, :33 his OwO fwiends, +whiwst uWu he's uWu in diwectitude. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Directitude? x3 What's ^-^ that? +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. OwO But when ;;w;; they UwU shaww see, ^w^ siw, :33 his uWu cwest x3 up again ÚwÚ and +x3 the x3 man uWu in bwood, ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 out of uWu theiw burrows, ^.^ wike :3 conyies +ÚwÚ aftew rain, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wevew >w< an with ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. OwO But when xDD goes ÚwÚ this forward? +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_< To-mowwow, uWu to-day, presently. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 the +drum >w< stwuck x3 up ÚwÚ this afternoon; UwU 'tis >_< as >w< it :3 wewe parcel of uWu theiw +OwO feast, ÚwÚ and to be executed ere ;;w;; they xDD wipe uWu theiw x3 wips. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Why, xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have :3 a stirring wowwd ;;w;; again. +This uWu peace >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but to ^w^ wust uWu iwon, incwease tailors, ÚwÚ and +breed bawwad-makews. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Let ;;w;; me uWu have waw, >_> say x3 I; >w< it exceeds uWu peace >_< as uWu faw >_< as +day does ^w^ nyight; x3 it's spwitewy, :3 waking, audible, ÚwÚ and full of ^w^ vent. +:3 Peace >_> is :3 a xDD vewy apopwexy, wethawgy; mull'd, deaf, ;;w;; sweepy, +x3 insensibwe; :3 a ;;w;; gettew of ^.^ mowe ^.^ bastawd x3 chiwdwen than waw's :3 a +>w< destwoyew of ^.^ men. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. 'Tis so; ÚwÚ and >_< as >w< waw uWu in x3 some ;;w;; sowt OwO may be uWu said to be +:3 a ;;w;; wavishew, UwU so >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be >w< denyied >_> but uWu peace >_> is :3 a great >w< makew of +cuckowds. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; men ^-^ hate one anyothew. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. :33 Weason: uWu because ;;w;; they xDD then less >_< nyeed one anyothew. uWu The +UwU waws fow x3 my money. UwU I UwU hope to >_> see Romans >_< as cheap >_< as Vowscians. +^-^ They OwO awe >_< wising, ;;w;; they OwO awe rising. +ÚwÚ BOTH. ÚwÚ In, x3 in, x3 in, :3 in! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew x3 the >w< two Twibunyes, x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS + +:3 SICINyIUS. We hear nyot of :3 him, :3 nyeithew >_< nyeed ^.^ we feaw ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ His remedies OwO awe tame. uWu The xDD pwesent uWu peace +xDD And quietnyess of x3 the >_> peopwe, which >w< befowe +^.^ Wewe uWu in >w< wiwd uWu huwwy, OwO hewe UwU do >_< make :33 his ^w^ fwiends +^w^ Bwush :3 that x3 the wowwd xDD goes well; who rather :33 had, +;;w;; Though ;;w;; they x3 themsewves uWu did suffew by't, behowd +^-^ Dissentious xDD nyumbews pest'wing ^w^ stweets than >_> see +Our x3 twadesmen >_< singing uWu in uWu theiw UwU shops, ÚwÚ and x3 going +About uWu theiw x3 functions friendly. + +Entew >_< MENyENyIUS + +^w^ BWUTUS. We :33 stood uWu to't uWu in ÚwÚ good uWu time. Is ÚwÚ this Menyenyius? +:3 SICINyIUS. 'Tis xDD he, UwU 'tis he. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is grown UwU most uWu kind +Of UwU wate. >w< Haiw, sir! +MENENIUS. Hail to xDD you UwU both! +:3 SICINyIUS. uWu Youw Cowiowanyus >_> is nyot much ;;w;; miss'd +OwO But with :33 his fwiends. uWu The >_> commonweawth xDD doth x3 stand, +xDD And UwU so ^.^ wouwd UwU do, :3 wewe ^.^ he ^.^ mowe angry uWu at :3 it. +MENENIUS. ^-^ Aww's weww, ÚwÚ and ^w^ might uWu have :33 been much xDD bettew +>w< He couwd uWu have tempowiz'd. +:3 SICINyIUS. Whewe >_> is xDD he, hear you? +MENENIUS. Nyay, UwU I hear uWu nyothing; :33 his mothew ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< wife +>w< Heaw >_< nyothing from ^.^ him. + +Entew >w< thwee ow fouw :3 citizens + +>_> CITIZENS. uWu The gods pwesewve xDD you UwU both! +:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ God-den, UwU ouw ^.^ nyeighbouws. +^w^ BWUTUS. :33 God-den to xDD you all, god-den to xDD you >w< an. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ourselves, UwU ouw ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and chiwdwen, on UwU ouw knees +^w^ Awe bound to pray fow xDD you xDD both. +:3 SICINyIUS. Wive ÚwÚ and xDD thwive! +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Faweweww, uWu kind >w< nyeighbouws; ^.^ we >w< wish'd Cowiowanyus +xDD Had :3 wov'd xDD you >_< as ^.^ we ^.^ did. +>_> CITIZENS. Now x3 the gods >_< keep you! +x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. UwU Faweweww, farewell. Exeunt :3 citizens +:3 SICINyIUS. This >_> is :3 a uWu happiew ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe >_> comewy time +Than when these ^w^ fewwows wan about x3 the ^w^ stweets +Crying uWu confusion. +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Caius Marcius UwU was +^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy officer :33 i' x3 the waw, >_> but ÚwÚ insowent, +O'ercome with pride, :3 ambitious x3 past aww uWu thinking, +^-^ Sewf-woving- +:3 SICINyIUS. xDD And ^.^ affecting one sole throne, +Without OwO assistance. +MENENIUS. UwU I think nyot :3 so. +:3 SICINyIUS. We >_> shouwd ^.^ by uWu this, to aww UwU ouw wamentation, +;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD had >_> gonye fowth consul, >_> found >w< it :3 so. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The gods uWu have weww prevented :33 it, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wome +x3 Sits >_< safe ÚwÚ and still ^-^ without ^.^ him. + +Entew >w< an OwO AEDIWE + +UwU AEDIWE. Wowthy :33 twibunyes, +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 swave, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we uWu have put uWu in pwison, +^-^ Wepowts x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces with sevewaw ÚwÚ powews +^w^ Awe ^w^ ent'wed uWu in x3 the Roman ^-^ tewwitowies, +xDD And with x3 the xDD deepest malice of x3 the >w< waw +;;w;; Destwoy >_> what wies >w< befowe ^.^ 'em. +MENENIUS. 'Tis >_< Aufidius, +UwU Who, hearing of UwU ouw Marcius' banishment, +Thrusts fowth :33 his >w< howns again x3 into x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +>_< Which :3 wewe ^-^ insheww'd when Marcius :33 stood fow ^w^ Wome, +xDD And x3 duwst nyot >_> once xDD peep OwO out. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^.^ Come, >_> what tawk xDD you of :33 Mawcius? +^w^ BWUTUS. Go >_> see ÚwÚ this :3 wumouwew OwO whipp'd. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be +uWu The ;;w;; Vowsces dawe bweak with >_> us. +MENENIUS. UwU Cannyot OwO be! +We uWu have xDD wecowd :3 that xDD vewy weww >w< it can; +xDD And >w< thwee xDD exampwes of x3 the ^.^ wike hath :33 been +OwO Within x3 my age. OwO But reason with x3 the fewwow +^.^ Befowe xDD you punyish :3 him, :3 whewe ^.^ he heard uWu this, +Lest xDD you UwU shaww chance to whip x3 youw information +xDD And xDD beat x3 the :3 messengew who UwU bids UwU bewawe +Of >_> what >_> is to be ÚwÚ dweaded. +:3 SICINyIUS. Teww nyot x3 me. +UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> Possibwe. + +Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The nyobwes uWu in great >_> eawnyestnyess OwO awe x3 going +All to x3 the :33 Senyate House; x3 some nyews >_> is come +:33 That tuwns uWu theiw :3 countenyances. +:3 SICINyIUS. 'Tis ÚwÚ this slave- +Go whip ^.^ him fore x3 the people's :33 eyes- :33 his ÚwÚ waising, +Nyothing >_> but :33 his report. +x3 MESSENGEW. Yes, ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ siw, +uWu The >_< swave's wepowt >_> is x3 seconded, ÚwÚ and >_> mowe, +uWu Mowe x3 feawfuw, >_> is :33 dewivew'd. +:3 SICINyIUS. >_> What ^.^ mowe :3 feawfuw? +x3 MESSENGEW. ^.^ It >_> is ^-^ spoke freely x3 out of UwU many x3 mouths- +How probable UwU I UwU do nyot UwU knyow- :3 that ^w^ Mawcius, +Join'd with >_< Aufidius, weads :3 a powew uWu 'gainst ^w^ Wome, +xDD And x3 vows xDD wevenge >_< as ÚwÚ spacious >_< as ^-^ between +uWu The ^.^ young'st ÚwÚ and :3 owdest >_> thing. +:3 SICINyIUS. This >_> is UwU most ;;w;; wikewy! +^w^ BWUTUS. Wais'd >w< onwy :3 that x3 the weaker ;;w;; sowt OwO may ÚwÚ wish +^-^ Good Marcius ^.^ home ;;w;; again. +:3 SICINyIUS. uWu The xDD vewy twick on :3 't. +MENENIUS. This >_> is ÚwÚ unwikewy. +>w< He ÚwÚ and Aufidius ^.^ can nyo ^.^ mowe OwO atonye +Than viowent'st >w< contwawiety. + +Entew :3 a second MESSENGEW + +^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. >_> You OwO awe sent fow to x3 the Senyate. +^-^ A x3 feawfuw xDD awmy, x3 wed ^.^ by :3 Caius Marcius +uWu Associated with >_< Aufidius, rages +>_> Upon UwU ouw ^-^ tewwitowies, ÚwÚ and uWu have xDD awweady +OwO O'ewbownye uWu theiw :3 way, x3 consum'd with fire ÚwÚ and >_> took +>_> What uWu way >w< befowe OwO them. + +Entew COMINIUS + +^w^ COMINyIUS. >_< O, xDD you uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ good >_< wowk! +MENENIUS. >_> What nyews? >_> what nyews? +^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> You uWu have holp to ravish x3 youw UwU own >_> daughtews ÚwÚ and +;;w;; To :3 mewt x3 the UwU city weads ;;w;; upon x3 youw pates, +;;w;; To >_> see x3 youw ;;w;; wives UwU dishonyouw'd to x3 youw :33 nyoses- +MENENIUS. x3 What's x3 the nyews? x3 What's x3 the nyews? +^w^ COMINyIUS. uWu Youw ^.^ tempwes burned uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; cement, ÚwÚ and +uWu Youw franchises, wheweon xDD you >_> stood, >_< confin'd +^.^ Into >w< an :33 augew's :3 bowe. +MENENIUS. >_> Pway now, x3 youw nyews? +>_> You uWu have UwU made >w< faiw work, UwU I feaw x3 me. ÚwÚ Pway, x3 youw ;;w;; nyews. +;;w;; If Marcius >_> shouwd be OwO join'd ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' Volscians- +^w^ COMINyIUS. OwO If! +>w< He >_> is uWu theiw x3 god; ^.^ he weads them ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ thing +Made ^.^ by x3 some othew deity than OwO Nyatuwe, +:33 That >w< shapes x3 man uWu bettew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him +^w^ Against >_> us brats with nyo less :3 confidence +Than >_< boys OwO puwsuing ^-^ summew UwU buttewfwies, +:33 Ow x3 butchews UwU kiwwing x3 fwies. +MENENIUS. >_> You uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ good work, +>_> You ÚwÚ and x3 youw OwO apwon ÚwÚ men; xDD you :3 that :33 stood UwU so much +>_> Upon x3 the uWu voice of occupation ÚwÚ and +uWu The UwU bweath of garlic-eaters! +^w^ COMINyIUS. ^-^ He'ww ;;w;; shake +uWu Youw ÚwÚ Wome about x3 youw ears. +MENENIUS. ;;w;; As Hercules +Did ;;w;; shake down mellow fwuit. >_> You uWu have UwU made >w< faiw >_< wowk! +^w^ BWUTUS. OwO But >_> is ÚwÚ this ^-^ twue, UwU siw? +^w^ COMINyIUS. Ay; ÚwÚ and you'ww wook pawe +^.^ Befowe xDD you find >w< it :3 othew. All x3 the regions +Do smilingly >_> wevowt, ÚwÚ and who OwO wesists +^w^ Awe mock'd fow uWu vawiant ignorance, +xDD And xDD pewish ^w^ constant ;;w;; foows. Who :3 is't ^.^ can uWu bwame him? +uWu Youw >_< enyemies ÚwÚ and :33 his find ^-^ something uWu in ^.^ him. +MENENIUS. We OwO awe aww ÚwÚ undonye ^w^ unwess +uWu The x3 nyobwe x3 man uWu have mercy. +^w^ COMINyIUS. Who UwU shaww ^w^ ask :33 it? +uWu The tribunes ;;w;; cannyot do't fow OwO shame; x3 the OwO peopwe +Deserve xDD such pity of ^.^ him >_< as x3 the OwO wowf +ÚwÚ Does of x3 the >w< shephewds; fow :33 his best OwO fwiends, >_> if ;;w;; they +Should >_> say :3 'Be ÚwÚ good to >w< Wome'- ;;w;; they :3 chawg'd ^.^ him even +;;w;; As UwU those >_> shouwd UwU do :3 that xDD had OwO desewv'd :33 his hate, +xDD And thewein ^w^ show'd fike enemies. +MENENIUS. 'Tis true; +;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe ^.^ putting to x3 my ;;w;; house x3 the bwand +:33 That >_> shouwd ^-^ consume :33 it, UwU I uWu have nyot x3 the OwO face +;;w;; To >_> say ^w^ 'Beseech UwU you, xDD cease.' >_> You uWu have UwU made >w< faiw ^.^ hands, +>_> You ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 cwafts! >_> You uWu have >_< cwafted :33 faiw! +^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> You uWu have ^.^ bwought +^-^ A uWu twembwing ;;w;; upon ^w^ Wome, xDD such >_< as UwU was >_< nyevew +^w^ S' OwO incapabwe of ;;w;; hewp. +x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. x3 Say nyot ^.^ we ^.^ bwought :3 it. +MENENIUS. OwO How! ^-^ Was't uWu we? We :3 wov'd :3 him, but, ^.^ wike x3 beasts +xDD And >w< cowawdwy ^.^ nyobwes, uWu gave uWu way >w< unto x3 youw cwustews, +Who uWu did x3 hoot ^.^ him x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> city. +^w^ COMINyIUS. OwO But UwU I feaw +x3 They'ww roar ^.^ him uWu in ;;w;; again. Tullus >_< Aufidius, +uWu The second xDD nyame of men, UwU obeys :33 his x3 points +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe :33 his officer. xDD Despewation +Is aww x3 the x3 powicy, >_< stwength, ÚwÚ and ^w^ defence, +:33 That ÚwÚ Wome ^.^ can >_< make OwO against OwO them. + +Entew :3 a troop of :3 citizens + +MENENIUS. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ÚwÚ cwustews. +xDD And >_> is Aufidius with him? >_> You OwO awe ;;w;; they +:33 That UwU made x3 the ^w^ aiw ^.^ unwhowesome when xDD you ;;w;; cast +uWu Youw >w< stinking ^-^ gweasy caps uWu in :33 hooting uWu at +Coriolanus' :33 exiwe. Now uWu he's uWu coming, +xDD And nyot :3 a >_< haiw ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's >_> head +>_< Which xDD wiww nyot ^-^ pwuv :3 a >w< whip; >_< as UwU many ^-^ coxcombs +;;w;; As xDD you OwO thwew caps x3 up xDD wiww ^.^ he tumble ;;w;; down, +xDD And x3 pay xDD you fow x3 youw ^-^ voices. 'Tis nyo mattew; +;;w;; If ^.^ he couwd buwn >_> us aww x3 into one coaw +We uWu have OwO desewv'd :3 it. +OwO PWEBEIANS. Faith, ^.^ we hear x3 feawfuw ;;w;; nyews. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, +x3 When UwU I uWu said banyish :3 him, UwU I uWu said uWu 'twas >_> pity. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD And UwU so uWu did ^.^ I. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD And UwU so uWu did x3 I; x3 and, to >_> say x3 the truth, UwU so uWu did xDD vewy +UwU many of >_> us. :33 That ^.^ we ^-^ did, ^.^ we uWu did fow x3 the OwO best; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though ^.^ we +^w^ wiwwingwy :3 consented to :33 his banishment, yet >w< it UwU was OwO against UwU ouw +:33 wiww. +^w^ COMINyIUS. Y'awe xDD goodwy :3 things, xDD you ^.^ voices! +MENENIUS. >_> You uWu have UwU made +^-^ Good work, xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw cwy! :33 Shaww's to x3 the xDD Capitow? +^w^ COMINyIUS. >_< O, :33 ay, >_> what else? +Exeunt COMINIUS ÚwÚ and >_< MENyENyIUS +:3 SICINyIUS. ^w^ Go, mastews, get xDD you be nyot ÚwÚ dismay'd; +;;w;; These OwO awe :3 a x3 side :3 that ^.^ wouwd be uWu gwad to uWu have +This true which ;;w;; they UwU so xDD seem to ;;w;; feaw. Go ^.^ home, +xDD And x3 show nyo xDD sign of ;;w;; feaw. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu The gods be ÚwÚ good to ÚwÚ us! ^.^ Come, mastews, >_> wet's >_> home. UwU I +OwO evew uWu said ^.^ we :3 wewe :33 i' x3 th' wrong when ^.^ we banyish'd ^.^ him. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ So uWu did ^.^ we all. OwO But come, >_> wet's >_> home. +Exeunt :3 citizens +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this ;;w;; nyews. +:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Wet's to x3 the Capitol. Wouwd half x3 my weawth +Wouwd UwU buy ÚwÚ this fow :3 a lie! +:3 SICINyIUS. >_> Pway >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +^-^ A ÚwÚ camp uWu at :3 a showt ^w^ distance from ÚwÚ Wome + +Entew xDD AUFIDIUS with :33 his x3 WIEUTENyANT + +AUFIDIUS. Do ;;w;; they still fwy to x3 th' uWu Woman? +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow >_> what :3 witchcwaft's uWu in :3 him, >_> but +uWu Youw ^-^ sowdiews use ^.^ him >_< as x3 the xDD gwace fore meat, +^-^ Theiw tawk uWu at ^-^ tabwe, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw thanks uWu at ^w^ end; +xDD And xDD you OwO awe dark'ned uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD action, ^w^ siw, +Even ^.^ by x3 youw own. +AUFIDIUS. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp >w< it now, +OwO Unwess ^.^ by UwU using means UwU I :3 wame x3 the :33 foot +Of UwU ouw design. >w< He bears >_< himsewf ^.^ mowe ;;w;; pwoudwiew, +Even to x3 my pewson, than UwU I xDD thought ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd +x3 When xDD fiwst UwU I uWu did >_< embwace him; yet :33 his ÚwÚ nyatuwe +^w^ In ^w^ that's nyo OwO changewing, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must UwU excuse +>_> What ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ amended. +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I wish, >_< siw- +UwU I mean, fow x3 youw particular- xDD you xDD had nyot +Join'd uWu in OwO commission with :3 him, >_> but xDD eithew +xDD Had :3 bownye x3 the uWu action of yourself, ow >_> ewse +;;w;; To ^.^ him xDD had left >w< it x3 sowewy. +AUFIDIUS. UwU I understand uWu thee well; ÚwÚ and be xDD thou x3 suwe, +x3 When ^.^ he UwU shaww come to :33 his ^w^ account, ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot +>_> What UwU I ^.^ can urge OwO against ^.^ him. Awthough >w< it seems, +xDD And UwU so ^.^ he thinks, ÚwÚ and >_> is nyo less apparent +;;w;; To x3 th' uWu vuwgaw >_< eye, :3 that ^.^ he bears aww ^.^ things ^.^ faiwwy +xDD And >_< shows ÚwÚ good x3 husbandwy fow x3 the ;;w;; Vowscian state, +^-^ Fights dwagon-wike, ÚwÚ and does ;;w;; achieve >_< as >w< soon +;;w;; As dwaw :33 his ^-^ swowd; yet ^.^ he hath left ÚwÚ undonye +:33 That which UwU shaww bweak :33 his x3 nyeck ow >_< hazawd >_< minye +:3 Whenye'ew ^.^ we come to UwU ouw OwO account. +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. UwU Siw, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, think xDD you he'ww carry >w< Wome? +AUFIDIUS. All pwaces yield to ^.^ him ere ^.^ he >_> sits ;;w;; down, +xDD And x3 the >_> nyobiwity of ÚwÚ Wome OwO awe ^w^ his; +uWu The :3 senyatows ÚwÚ and :33 patwicians wuv ^.^ him UwU too. +uWu The tribunes OwO awe nyo xDD sowdiews, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw OwO peopwe +Will be >_< as >_< wash uWu in x3 the repeal >_< as >_> hasty +;;w;; To expew ^.^ him ^w^ thence. UwU I think he'ww be to ÚwÚ Wome +;;w;; As >_> is x3 the OwO ospwey to x3 the ;;w;; fish, who UwU takes >w< it +^-^ By UwU suvweignty of :33 nyatuwe. First ^.^ he UwU was +^-^ A x3 nyobwe xDD sewvant to ÚwÚ them, >_> but ^.^ he couwd nyot +xDD Cawwy :33 his honyouws xDD even. Whethew uWu 'twas pride, +>_< Which x3 out of x3 daiwy :3 fowtunye OwO evew ^w^ taints +uWu The ^w^ happy xDD man; >w< whethew OwO defect of ^.^ judgment, +;;w;; To fail uWu in x3 the OwO disposing of UwU those chances +>_< Which ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; wowd OwO of; ow >w< whethew nyatuwe, +ÚwÚ Nyot to be othew than one ÚwÚ thing, nyot >w< moving +Fwom x3 th' casque to x3 th' :3 cushion, >_> but uWu commanding uWu peace +Even with x3 the same austerity ÚwÚ and :3 gawb +;;w;; As ^.^ he contwoww'd x3 the UwU waw; >_> but one of :33 these- +;;w;; As ^.^ he hath spices of them ;;w;; aww- nyot all, +For UwU I dawe UwU so uWu faw fwee uWu him- UwU made ^.^ him feaw'd, +^w^ So hated, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD banyish'd. OwO But ^.^ he >_> has :3 a merit +;;w;; To >_< choke >w< it uWu in x3 the UwU utt'wance. ^w^ So UwU ouw uWu viwtues +Lie uWu in x3 th' ^-^ intewpwetation of x3 the time; +xDD And x3 powew, >w< unto itsewf UwU most uWu commendabwe, +>_< Hath nyot :3 a tomb UwU so ^w^ evident >_< as :3 a >w< chaiw +;;w;; T' uWu extow >_> what >w< it hath ^-^ donye. +x3 Onye fire drives x3 out one x3 fiwe; one xDD nyaiw, one nail; +^-^ Wights ^.^ by wights ÚwÚ fawtew, strengths ^.^ by strengths UwU do >_< faiw. +^.^ Come, >_> wet's xDD away. UwU When, Caius, ÚwÚ Wome >_> is xDD thinye, +^.^ Thou awt >_> poow'st of aww; xDD then x3 showtwy awt xDD thou ^w^ minye. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew MENENIUS, COMINyIUS, x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; BWUTUS, x3 the >w< two Twibunyes, with ;;w;; othews + +MENENIUS. :3 Nyo, I'll nyot ÚwÚ go. >_> You hear >_> what ^.^ he hath uWu said +>_< Which UwU was ÚwÚ sometime :33 his general, who :3 wov'd ^.^ him +^w^ In :3 a UwU most uWu deaw :33 pawticuwaw. >w< He ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me father; +OwO But >_> what ^.^ o' ^-^ that? ^w^ Go, xDD you :3 that banyish'd :33 him: +^-^ A miwe >w< befowe :33 his ^w^ tent faww ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and knyee +uWu The uWu way x3 into :33 his mercy. Nyay, >_> if ^.^ he ^-^ coy'd +;;w;; To hear Cominyius :3 speak, I'll >_< keep uWu at >_> home. +^w^ COMINyIUS. >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD seem to ^.^ knyow x3 me. +MENENIUS. Do xDD you UwU heaw? +^w^ COMINyIUS. ÚwÚ Yet one time ^.^ he uWu did caww ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my nyame. +UwU I ;;w;; uwg'd UwU ouw ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ acquaintance, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ dwops +:33 That ^.^ we uWu have bwed together. UwU 'Cowiowanyus' +>w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot answew >w< to; UwU fowbid aww >w< nyames; +>w< He UwU was :3 a uWu kind of uWu nyothing, ^w^ titwewess, +Tiww ^.^ he xDD had ÚwÚ fowg'd >_< himsewf :3 a xDD nyame :33 i' x3 th' fire +Of ^.^ buwnying xDD Wome. +MENENIUS. Why, so! >_> You uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ good >w< wowk. +^-^ A :33 paiw of tribunes :3 that uWu have wrack'd fow ÚwÚ Wome +;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ coaws xDD cheap- :3 a x3 nyobwe >w< memowy! +^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I >_> minded ^.^ him >w< how royal uWu 'twas to UwU pawdon +x3 When >w< it UwU was less uWu expected; ^.^ he uWu wepwied, +^.^ It UwU was :3 a OwO bawe x3 petition of :3 a >w< state +;;w;; To one ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they xDD had UwU punyish'd. +MENENIUS. Very well. +Could ^.^ he >_> say wess? +^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I >_< offew'd to OwO awaken :33 his regard +For's >_> pwivate >_< fwiends; :33 his answew to ;;w;; me UwU was, +>w< He couwd nyot xDD stay to pick them uWu in :3 a ^.^ piwe +Of ^-^ nyoisome :3 musty >_> chaff. >w< He uWu said uWu 'twas >_> fowwy, +For one poor ^-^ gwain ow >_> two, to OwO weave x3 unbuwnt +xDD And still to x3 nyose x3 th' OwO offence. +MENENIUS. For one poor ^-^ gwain ow OwO two! +UwU I ^w^ am one of x3 those. ÚwÚ His :33 mothew, :3 wife, :33 his child, +xDD And ÚwÚ this >_< bwave fewwow UwU too- ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the >w< gwains: +>_> You OwO awe x3 the :3 musty ^-^ chaff, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe >_< smewt +Abuv x3 the x3 moon. We ^w^ must be burnt fow OwO you. +:3 SICINyIUS. Nyay, pray be UwU patient; >_> if xDD you refuse x3 youw >_> aid +^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU so never-needed hewp, yet UwU do nyot +>w< Upbwaid's with UwU ouw ÚwÚ distwess. OwO But x3 suwe, >_> if xDD you +Wouwd be x3 youw >_> countwy's pleader, x3 youw ÚwÚ good ;;w;; tongue, +uWu Mowe than x3 the x3 instant ^.^ awmy ^.^ we ^.^ can ;;w;; make, +^.^ Might ÚwÚ stop UwU ouw countryman. +MENENIUS. No; I'll nyot >_> meddwe. +:3 SICINyIUS. >_> Pway xDD you OwO go to ^.^ him. +MENENIUS. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I ^-^ do? +^w^ BWUTUS. Onwy >_< make uWu twiaw >_> what x3 youw wuv ^.^ can UwU do +For ^w^ Wome, uWu towawds ÚwÚ Mawcius. +MENENIUS. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ and >_> say :3 that Marcius +Return uWu me, >_< as Cominyius >_> is :3 wetuwn'd, +>w< Unheawd- >_> what ^w^ then? +OwO But >_< as :3 a >_> discontented fwiend, grief-shot +With :33 his >_< unkindnyess? Say't be so? +:3 SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Yet x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww +:3 Must uWu have :3 that thanks from ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ aftew x3 the UwU measuwe +;;w;; As xDD you :3 intended well. +MENENIUS. I'll undewtake't; +UwU I think he'ww hear x3 me. ÚwÚ Yet to ^-^ bite :33 his >_< wip +xDD And OwO hum uWu at ÚwÚ good Cominyius much :33 unheawts x3 me. +>w< He UwU was nyot :33 taken well: ^.^ he xDD had nyot din'd; +uWu The >_> veins unfiww'd, UwU ouw :3 bwood >_> is >_< cowd, ÚwÚ and xDD then +We >_> pout ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU mownying, OwO awe ^-^ unyapt +;;w;; To UwU give ow to fowgive; >_> but when ^.^ we uWu have UwU stuff'd +;;w;; These xDD pipes ÚwÚ and these conveyances of UwU ouw :3 bwood +With winye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feeding, ^.^ we uWu have uWu suppwew >w< souws +Than uWu in UwU ouw pwiest-wike :33 fasts. Therefore I'll ;;w;; watch ^.^ him +Tiww ^.^ he be ;;w;; dieted to x3 my ÚwÚ wequest, +xDD And xDD then I'll uWu set ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD vewy woad x3 into :33 his OwO kindnyess +xDD And ;;w;; cannyot wose x3 youw >_> way. +MENENIUS. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, I'll ^-^ pwuv :3 him, +ÚwÚ Speed >w< how >w< it :33 wiww. UwU I UwU shaww ere ^-^ wong uWu have >_< knyowwedge +Of x3 my OwO success. uWu Exit +^w^ COMINyIUS. ^-^ He'ww >_< nyevew hear ^.^ him. +:3 SICINyIUS. Not? +^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I tell xDD you ^.^ he does sit uWu in ^.^ gowd, :33 his ^w^ eye +UwU Wed >_< as ^w^ 'twouwd buwn ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ injuwy +uWu The gaowew to :33 his >_> pity. UwU I knyeew'd >w< befowe him; +>_< 'Twas xDD vewy ^w^ faintwy ^.^ he uWu said 'Rise'; OwO dismiss'd ;;w;; me +^-^ Thus with :33 his speechwess >w< hand. >_> What ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd UwU do, +>w< He sent uWu in wwiting ÚwÚ aftew OwO me; >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, +^.^ Bound with >w< an ^-^ oath to yield to :33 his :3 conditions; +^w^ So :3 that aww UwU hope >_> is vain, +OwO Unwess :33 his x3 nyobwe mothew ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 wife, +UwU Who, >_< as UwU I heaw, >_> mean to sowicit ^.^ him +For xDD mewcy to :33 his country. Therefore >_> wet's hence, +xDD And with UwU ouw >w< faiw :33 entweaties ^.^ haste them :3 on. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The ;;w;; Vowscian ÚwÚ camp >w< befowe ÚwÚ Wome + +Entew >_< MENyENyIUS to x3 the >w< WATCH on xDD guawd + +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. >_< Stay. OwO Whence OwO awe you? +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. >_> Stand, ÚwÚ and OwO go back. +MENENIUS. >_> You xDD guawd ^.^ wike men, UwU 'tis well; but, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, +UwU I ^w^ am >w< an officer of >w< state ÚwÚ and come +;;w;; To speak with Coriolanus. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. Fwom ÚwÚ whence? +MENENIUS. Fwom xDD Wome. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. YOU OwO may nyot UwU pass; xDD you ^w^ must wetuwn. Our general +Will nyo ^.^ mowe hear from ^w^ thence. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. You'll >_> see x3 youw ÚwÚ Wome x3 embwac'd with fire >w< befowe +You'll speak with Coriolanus. +MENENIUS. ^-^ Good x3 my OwO fwiends, +;;w;; If xDD you uWu have heard x3 youw general tawk of ÚwÚ Wome +xDD And of :33 his ^w^ fwiends thewe, >w< it >_> is lots to blanks +OwO My xDD nyame hath touch'd x3 youw ears: >w< it >_> is >_< Menyenyius. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. ^w^ Be >w< it so; OwO go back. uWu The viwtue of x3 youw xDD nyame +Is nyot OwO hewe :33 passabwe. +MENENIUS. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, fewwow, +x3 Thy general >_> is x3 my wuvw. UwU I uWu have :33 been +uWu The ^w^ book of :33 his ÚwÚ good acts >_> whence ;;w;; men uWu have ^w^ wead +ÚwÚ His fame unparallel'd haply :3 ampwified; +For UwU I uWu have OwO evew vewified x3 my >_> fwiends- +Of ÚwÚ whom uWu he's chief- with aww x3 the ;;w;; size :3 that ^w^ vewity +Wouwd ^-^ without OwO wapsing :33 suffew. Nyay, >_< sometimes, +Wike to :3 a >w< boww ;;w;; upon :3 a >_> subtwe ground, +UwU I uWu have >_> tumbwed x3 past x3 the thwow, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his praise +:3 Have almost stamp'd x3 the leasing; OwO thewefowe, fewwow, +UwU I ^w^ must uWu have OwO weave to :3 pass. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. Faith, ^w^ siw, >_> if xDD you xDD had told >_< as UwU many wies uWu in :33 his behawf +>_< as xDD you uWu have uttered wowds uWu in x3 youw OwO own, xDD you >_> shouwd nyot pass ^.^ hewe; +no, ^w^ though >w< it :3 wewe >_< as virtuous to >_< wie >_< as to ^w^ wive >_> chastewy. +Therefore OwO go back. +MENENIUS. Prithee, fewwow, remember x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ^-^ Menyenyius, awways +OwO factionyawy on x3 the party of x3 youw genyewaw. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. xDD Howsoevew xDD you uWu have :33 been :33 his liar, >_< as xDD you >_> say xDD you +have, UwU I ^w^ am one :3 that, :3 tewwing true :33 undew :3 him, ^w^ must >_> say xDD you ;;w;; cannyot +:3 pass. Therefore OwO go back. +MENENIUS. x3 Has ^.^ he ;;w;; din'd, ;;w;; canst xDD thou teww? For UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot speak with +^.^ him >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew uWu dinnyew. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. >_> You OwO awe :3 a Woman, OwO awe you? +MENENIUS. UwU I ^w^ am >_< as >w< thy general >w< is. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. UwU Then xDD you >_> shouwd ^-^ hate ^w^ Wome, >_< as ^.^ he does. UwU Can UwU you, when +xDD you uWu have UwU push'd x3 out x3 youw :3 gates x3 the xDD vewy defendew of ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and uWu in +:3 a :3 viowent :33 popuwaw ÚwÚ ignyowance UwU given x3 youw ;;w;; enyemy x3 youw ÚwÚ shiewd, think +to >w< fwont :33 his :33 wevenges with x3 the ^w^ easy groans of ;;w;; owd UwU women, x3 the +^.^ viwginyaw palms of x3 youw ^w^ daughtews, ow with x3 the palsied +>_< intewcession of xDD such :3 a decay'd dotant >_< as xDD you xDD seem to :3 be? UwU Can xDD you +think to ^w^ bwow x3 out x3 the :3 intended fire x3 youw UwU city >_> is ready to fwame +uWu in with xDD such xDD weak UwU bweath >_< as :3 this? :3 Nyo, xDD you OwO awe :3 deceiv'd; >_< thewefowe +back to ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and >_> pwepawe fow x3 youw xDD execution. >_> You OwO awe uWu condemn'd; +UwU ouw general >_> has sworn xDD you x3 out of reprieve ÚwÚ and pardon. +MENENIUS. Siwwah, >_> if >w< thy UwU captain UwU knyew UwU I :3 wewe UwU hewe, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd use ;;w;; me +with >_> estimation. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. ^.^ Come, x3 my UwU captain xDD knyows xDD you not. +MENENIUS. UwU I >_> mean >w< thy genyewaw. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. OwO My general ÚwÚ cawes nyot fow OwO you. ^w^ Back, UwU I say; x3 go, xDD west UwU I +wet fowth x3 youw half >_< pint of blood. ÚwÚ Back- ^w^ that's x3 the utmost of +x3 youw having. uWu Back. +MENENIUS. Nyay, >_> but fewwow, UwU fewwow- + +Entew ^.^ COWIOWANyUS with xDD AUFIDIUS + +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +MENENIUS. >_> Nyow, xDD you >_< companyion, I'll >_> say >w< an x3 ewwand fow uWu you; xDD you UwU shaww +^.^ knyow nyow :3 that UwU I ^w^ am uWu in OwO estimation; xDD you UwU shaww >_> pewceive :3 that :3 a x3 Jack +xDD guawdant ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ office ;;w;; me from x3 my >_< son Coriolanus. UwU Guess >_> but ^.^ by x3 my +entewtainment with ^.^ him >_> if xDD thou OwO stand'st nyot :33 i' x3 th' >w< state of +hanging, ow of x3 some :33 death ^.^ mowe ^-^ wong uWu in uWu spectatowship ÚwÚ and cwuewwew +uWu in ^-^ suffewing; behowd nyow pwesentwy, ÚwÚ and xDD swoon fow UwU what's to come +;;w;; upon thee. uWu The glorious gods sit uWu in hourly ^.^ synyod about >w< thy +xDD pawticuwaw prosperity, ÚwÚ and wuv uWu thee nyo xDD wowse than >w< thy ;;w;; owd >w< fathew +^-^ Menyenyius does! x3 O x3 my ^w^ son! x3 my ^w^ son! xDD thou awt preparing fire fow us; +wook ÚwÚ thee, hewe's UwU watew to quench :3 it. UwU I UwU was hardly ^-^ muvd to come +to ÚwÚ thee; >_> but ^.^ being assured >_< nyonye >_> but mysewf couwd move ÚwÚ thee, UwU I +uWu have :33 been >_> bwown x3 out of x3 youw :3 gates with xDD sighs, ÚwÚ and x3 conjuwe uWu thee to +UwU pawdon ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and >w< thy petitionary uWu countwymen. uWu The ÚwÚ good gods xDD assuage +>w< thy :33 wwath, ÚwÚ and turn x3 the UwU dwegs of >w< it ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this vawwet ^.^ hewe; uWu this, +who, ^.^ wike :3 a :3 bwock, hath >w< denyied x3 my x3 access to thee. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> Away! +MENENIUS. OwO How! away! +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< Wife, :33 mothew, child, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. OwO My affairs +^w^ Awe sewvanted to ÚwÚ othews. ;;w;; Though UwU I >_> owe +OwO My xDD wevenge :33 pwopewwy, x3 my wemission wies +^w^ In ;;w;; Vowscian breasts. :33 That ^.^ we uWu have :33 been ^w^ famiwiaw, +ÚwÚ Ingwate ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess UwU shaww x3 poison rather +Than pity ^-^ nyote >w< how :33 much. Therefore be ;;w;; gonye. +Mine OwO eaws OwO against x3 youw ^w^ suits OwO awe stronger than +uWu Youw :3 gates OwO against x3 my >_> fowce. Yet, fow UwU I :3 wov'd ÚwÚ thee, +^.^ Take ÚwÚ this along; UwU I ^-^ wwit >w< it fow >w< thy ÚwÚ sake xDD [Gives :3 a >_> wettew] +xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu have sent :3 it. ÚwÚ Anyothew word, ^-^ Menyenyius, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear uWu thee >_< speak. This ^w^ man, >_< Aufidius, +Was x3 my ÚwÚ bewov'd uWu in Rome; yet xDD thou behold'st. +AUFIDIUS. >_> You >_< keep :3 a ^w^ constant temper. +Exeunt ^.^ COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and Aufidius +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, >_> is x3 youw xDD nyame Menyenyius? +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. 'Tis :3 a ;;w;; speww, xDD you see, of much ^.^ powew! >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the +uWu way ^.^ home ;;w;; again. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. Do xDD you hear >w< how ^.^ we OwO awe shent fow ^w^ keeping x3 youw +:33 gweatnyess back? +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. >_> What >_< cause, UwU do xDD you >_< think, UwU I uWu have to ^w^ swoon? +MENENIUS. UwU I :3 nyeithew :3 cawe fow x3 th' wowwd nor x3 youw ^-^ genyewaw; fow xDD such +^.^ things >_< as UwU you, UwU I ^.^ can scawce think there's uWu any, ;;w;; y'awe UwU so :3 swight. +>w< He :3 that hath :3 a xDD wiww to ^-^ die ^.^ by >_< himsewf OwO feaws >w< it nyot from anyothew. +Let x3 youw general UwU do :33 his x3 wowst. For UwU you, be :3 that xDD you awe, xDD wong; +ÚwÚ and x3 youw misery incwease with x3 youw >_> age! UwU I >_> say to UwU you, >_< as UwU I UwU was +uWu said :3 to: >_> Away! uWu Exit +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe fewwow, UwU I :33 wawwant ^.^ him. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. uWu The ÚwÚ wowthy fewwow >_> is UwU ouw ^-^ genyewaw; uWu he's x3 the :33 wock, x3 the +ÚwÚ oak nyot to be >_< wind-shaken. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The ^w^ tent of ^.^ COWIOWANyUS + +Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, x3 AUFIDIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. We xDD wiww >w< befowe x3 the OwO wawws of ÚwÚ Wome to-mowwow +Set down UwU ouw >_< host. OwO My ;;w;; pawtnyew uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD action, +>_> You ^w^ must wepowt to x3 th' ;;w;; Vowscian wowds >w< how x3 pwainwy +UwU I uWu have :3 bownye ÚwÚ this business. +AUFIDIUS. Onwy uWu theiw uWu ends +>_> You uWu have :33 wespected; ;;w;; stopp'd x3 youw OwO eaws OwO against +uWu The general >_> suit of Rome; >_< nyevew admitted +^-^ A >_> pwivate ÚwÚ whispew- no, nyot with xDD such ^w^ fwiends +:33 That xDD thought them >_< suwe of OwO you. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. This >w< wast ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, +;;w;; Whom with >_< cwack'd >_< heawt UwU I uWu have sent to ^w^ Wome, +UwU Wov'd ;;w;; me :33 abuv x3 the UwU measuwe of :3 a father; +Nyay, godded ;;w;; me indeed. ^-^ Theiw ^-^ watest ÚwÚ wefuge +Was to >_> send him; fow x3 whose ;;w;; owd wuv UwU I have- +;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ show'd souwwy to uWu him- >_> once ^.^ mowe >_< offew'd +uWu The xDD fiwst conditions, which ;;w;; they uWu did refuse +xDD And ;;w;; cannyot nyow x3 accept. ;;w;; To xDD gwace ^.^ him >_> onwy, +:33 That xDD thought ^.^ he couwd UwU do >_> mowe, :3 a xDD vewy xDD wittwe +UwU I uWu have yiewded >w< to; >w< fwesh ^-^ embassies ÚwÚ and suits, +x3 Nyow from x3 the >w< state nor >_> pwivate OwO fwiends, heweaftew +Will UwU I xDD wend ear ;;w;; to. OwO [Shout ;;w;; within] uWu Ha! >_> what >_> shout >_> is :3 this? +Shall UwU I be tempted to infringe x3 my vow +^w^ In x3 the same time UwU 'tis ÚwÚ made? UwU I xDD wiww not. + +OwO Entew, uWu in >w< mouwnying ;;w;; habits, >w< VIWGIWIA, OwO VOWUMNyIA, :33 VAWEWIA, +:3 YOUNG ^w^ MAWCIUS, with ^.^ attendants + +OwO My >w< wife x3 comes ^w^ fowemost, xDD then x3 the :3 honyouw'd mould +^-^ Whewein ÚwÚ this UwU twunk UwU was fram'd, ÚwÚ and uWu in her uWu hand +uWu The :3 gwandchiwd to her blood. OwO But ^.^ out, xDD affection! +All :3 bond ÚwÚ and OwO pwiviwege of nyatuwe, break! +Let >w< it be virtuous to be :33 obstinyate. +>_> What >_> is :3 that :3 cuwtsy worth? ow UwU those doves' ^w^ eyes, +>_< Which ^.^ can >_< make gods ÚwÚ fowswown? UwU I :33 mewt, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am nyot +Of stronger ^.^ eawth than ÚwÚ othews. OwO My mothew xDD bows, +;;w;; As >_> if OwO Owympus to :3 a UwU mowehiww >_> shouwd +^w^ In ÚwÚ suppwication >w< nyod; ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD young ;;w;; boy +>_< Hath >w< an uWu aspect of >_< intewcession which +UwU Gweat ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 cwies uWu 'Deny ^-^ nyot.' Let x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces +>_< Pwough ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and ^.^ hawwow >w< Itawy; I'll >_< nyevew +^w^ Be xDD such :3 a :3 goswing to UwU obey instinct, >_> but stand +;;w;; As >_> if :3 a x3 man :3 wewe ÚwÚ authow of >_< himsewf +xDD And UwU knyew nyo othew x3 kin. +VIRGILIA. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ husband! +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; These eyes OwO awe nyot x3 the same UwU I ÚwÚ wowe uWu in xDD Wome. +VIRGILIA. uWu The sorrow :3 that xDD dewivews >_> us OwO thus chang'd +:3 Makes xDD you think :3 so. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Wike :3 a dull :33 actow nyow +UwU I uWu have fowgot x3 my ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ out, +Even to :3 a full UwU disgwace. UwU Best of x3 my OwO fwesh, +>_< Fowgive x3 my uWu tywanny; >_> but UwU do nyot say, +For :3 that, 'Forgive UwU ouw Womans.' >_< O, :3 a :3 kiss +OwO Wong >_< as x3 my >w< exiwe, x3 sweet >_< as x3 my wevenge! +>_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the jealous >_< queen of ^.^ heaven, :3 that :3 kiss +UwU I cawwied from ÚwÚ thee, deaw, ÚwÚ and x3 my true >_< wip +>_< Hath virgin'd >w< it ;;w;; e'ew since. >_> You ^-^ gods! UwU I ;;w;; pwate, +xDD And x3 the UwU most x3 nyobwe mothew of x3 the wowwd +Weave unsawuted. xDD Sink, x3 my OwO knyee, :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ eawth; >_< [Knyeews] +Of >w< thy >_> deep >_> duty ^.^ mowe x3 impwession x3 show +Than :3 that of ^w^ common >w< sons. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< O, stand x3 up >_> bwest! +Whilst with nyo softer >_> cushion than x3 the OwO fwint +UwU I ^w^ knyeew >w< befowe ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and OwO unpwopewwy +uWu Show >_< duty, >_< as ^.^ mistaken aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe +Between x3 the chiwd ÚwÚ and pawent. >_< [Knyeews] +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 What's :3 this? +uWu Youw knees to uWu me, to x3 youw :33 cowwected uWu son? +UwU Then wet x3 the xDD pebbwes on x3 the hungwy >w< beach +Fiwwip x3 the OwO staws; xDD then wet x3 the mutinyous >_< winds +OwO Stwike x3 the OwO pwoud :3 cedaws uWu 'gainst x3 the fiery sun, +Murd'ring xDD impossibiwity, to >_< make +>_> What ;;w;; cannyot be :3 swight >w< wowk. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. ^.^ Thou awt x3 my ÚwÚ wawwiow; +UwU I holp to fwame thee. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this x3 wady? +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu The x3 nyobwe :3 sistew of Publicola, +uWu The ;;w;; moon of ^w^ Wome, >w< chaste >_< as x3 the xDD icicwe +>w< That's cuwdied ^.^ by x3 the frost from puwest ;;w;; snyow, +xDD And uWu hangs on Dian's tempwe- uWu deaw Valeria! +>_> VOWUMNyIA. This >_> is :3 a poor epitome of >_< youws, +>_< Which ^.^ by x3 th' ^-^ intewpwetation of full time +^-^ May x3 show ^.^ wike aww OwO youwsewf. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu The god of xDD sowdiews, +With x3 the >_< consent of supweme Juv, infowm +x3 Thy >_< thoughts with nobleness, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst ^-^ pwuv +;;w;; To ^-^ shame x3 unvuwnyewabwe, ÚwÚ and OwO stick :33 i' x3 th' UwU waws +Wike :3 a great sea-mawk, >_< standing every ^w^ fwaw, +xDD And OwO saving UwU those :3 that ^w^ eye uWu thee! +>_> VOWUMNyIA. uWu Youw OwO knyee, sirrah. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >w< That's x3 my >_< bwave uWu boy. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Even xDD he, x3 youw :3 wife, ÚwÚ this UwU wady, ÚwÚ and myself, +^w^ Awe ^-^ suitows to OwO you. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, peace! +:3 Ow, >_> if you'd >_< ask, remember ÚwÚ this xDD befowe: +uWu The ^.^ thing UwU I uWu have ;;w;; fowswown to gwant OwO may >_< nyevew +^w^ Be hewd ^.^ by xDD you denials. Do nyot bid ;;w;; me +>_< Dismiss x3 my xDD sowdiews, ow >w< capituwate +^.^ Again with OwO Wome's ^w^ mechanyics. Teww ;;w;; me nyot +^-^ Whewein UwU I xDD seem unnatural; ^.^ desiwe nyot +T'allay x3 my rages ÚwÚ and :33 wevenges with +uWu Youw ^-^ cowdew weasons. +>_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< O, nyo >_> mowe, nyo uWu mowe! +>_> You uWu have uWu said xDD you xDD wiww nyot gwant >_> us xDD any xDD thing- +For ^.^ we uWu have >_< nyothing >_> ewse to ^w^ ask >_> but :3 that +>_< Which xDD you UwU deny already; yet ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< ask, +^.^ That, >_> if xDD you fail uWu in UwU ouw ÚwÚ wequest, x3 the uWu bwame +^-^ May ^w^ hang ;;w;; upon x3 youw x3 hawdnyess; >_< thewefowe hear >_> us. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< Aufidius, ÚwÚ and xDD you ^w^ Vowsces, mark; fow we'll +>w< Heaw >_< nyought from ÚwÚ Wome uWu in >_> pwivate. uWu Youw :33 wequest? +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Should ^.^ we be silent ÚwÚ and nyot :3 speak, UwU ouw >_> waiment +xDD And >w< state of >_< bodies ^.^ wouwd OwO bewway >_> what >w< wife +We uWu have x3 wed xDD since >w< thy :33 exiwe. ^w^ Think with >w< thysewf +How ^.^ mowe :33 unfowtunyate than aww UwU wiving x3 women +^w^ Awe ^.^ we come hithew; xDD since :3 that >w< thy UwU sight, which >_> shouwd +^-^ Make UwU ouw eyes fwow with joy, heawts UwU dance with uWu comfowts, +Constrains them xDD weep ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake with feaw ÚwÚ and >_> sowwow, +^.^ Making x3 the :33 mothew, :3 wife, ÚwÚ and child, to >_> see +uWu The x3 son, x3 the ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ fathew, teawing +ÚwÚ His >_> countwy's bowels OwO out. xDD And to poor ^.^ we +OwO Thinye enmity's UwU most :33 capitaw: xDD thou baw'st >_> us +Our >_< pwayews to x3 the uWu gods, which >_> is :3 a uWu comfowt +:33 That aww >_> but ^.^ we OwO enjoy. For >w< how ^.^ can :33 we, +ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how ^.^ can ^.^ we fow UwU ouw countwy pray, +:33 Wheweto ^.^ we OwO awe xDD bound, togethew with >w< thy ;;w;; victowy, +:33 Wheweto ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; bound? xDD Awack, ow ^.^ we ^w^ must wose +uWu The country, UwU ouw uWu deaw xDD nyuwse, ow >_> ewse >w< thy pewson, +Our uWu comfowt uWu in x3 the country. We ^w^ must find +^-^ An ^w^ evident :3 cawamity, ^w^ though ^.^ we xDD had +Our wish, which x3 side >_> shouwd xDD win; fow xDD eithew xDD thou +:3 Must >_< as :3 a :33 foweign xDD wecweant be x3 wed +With >w< manyacwes ^w^ thwough UwU ouw ÚwÚ stweets, ow >_> ewse +Twiumphantwy ;;w;; twead on >w< thy >_> countwy's >w< wuin, +xDD And UwU beaw x3 the ^.^ pawm fow xDD having bravely x3 shed +x3 Thy >w< wife ÚwÚ and chiwdwen's blood. For myself, x3 son, +UwU I OwO puwpose nyot to wait on :3 fowtunye >w< tiww +;;w;; These UwU waws detewminye; >_> if UwU I ^.^ can nyot :33 pewsuade uWu thee +Rather to x3 show :3 a x3 nyobwe xDD gwace to both parts +Than >_> seek x3 the >w< end of one, xDD thou shalt nyo :33 soonyew +March to OwO assauwt >w< thy countwy than to tread- +Twust >_> to't, xDD thou shalt nyot- on >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's womb +:33 That ^.^ bwought uWu thee to ÚwÚ this wowwd. +VIRGILIA. Ay, ÚwÚ and >_> minye, +:33 That ^.^ bwought xDD you fowth ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy to >_< keep x3 youw xDD nyame +Living to uWu time. +BOY. >_> 'A UwU shaww nyot ;;w;; twead on me! +I'll >w< wun OwO away >w< tiww UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ biggew, >_> but xDD then I'll ^w^ fight. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Nyot of :3 a xDD woman's :33 tendewnyess to be +ÚwÚ Wequiwes nor chiwd nor xDD woman's OwO face to ^-^ see. +UwU I uWu have sat ^w^ too wong. x3 [Wising] +>_> VOWUMNyIA. Nyay, OwO go nyot from >_> us OwO thus. +;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe UwU so :3 that UwU ouw request uWu did tend +;;w;; To :3 save x3 the uWu Womans, theweby to ÚwÚ destwoy +uWu The ;;w;; Vowsces ÚwÚ whom xDD you OwO sewve, xDD you ^w^ might >_< condemn >_> us +;;w;; As OwO poisonyous of x3 youw honyouw. :3 Nyo, UwU ouw >_> suit +Is :3 that xDD you reconcile ^w^ them: OwO whiwe x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces +^-^ May >_> say 'This xDD mewcy ^.^ we uWu have >w< show'd,' x3 the Romans +'This ^.^ we >w< weceiv'd,' ÚwÚ and >_< each uWu in xDD eithew x3 side +Give x3 the uWu aww-haiw to ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and cwy :3 'Be bwest +For x3 making x3 up ÚwÚ this ;;w;; peace!' ^.^ Thou >_> knyow'st, great x3 son, +uWu The >w< end of waw's ^w^ uncewtain; >_> but ÚwÚ this cewtain, +^.^ That, >_> if xDD thou conquer ^w^ Wome, x3 the ^-^ benyefit +>_< Which xDD thou shalt theweby reap >_> is xDD such :3 a xDD nyame +>_< Whose repetition xDD wiww be >_< dogg'd with xDD cuwses; +>_< Whose chwonyicwe OwO thus :3 wwit: 'The x3 man UwU was noble, +OwO But with :33 his >w< wast x3 attempt ^.^ he wip'd >w< it ^.^ out, +;;w;; Destwoy'd :33 his country, ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD nyame remains +;;w;; To x3 th' ;;w;; ensuing age xDD abhoww'd.' ^w^ Speak to uWu me, OwO son. +^.^ Thou x3 hast affected x3 the OwO finye stwains of honyouw, +;;w;; To ^.^ imitate x3 the uWu gwaces of x3 the uWu gods, +;;w;; To teaw with >_> thundew x3 the uWu wide >_> cheeks ^.^ o' x3 th' air, +xDD And yet to :3 chawge >w< thy UwU suwphuw with :3 a OwO bowt +:33 That >_> shouwd >_> but ^w^ wive >w< an ^-^ oak. Why dost nyot x3 speak? +x3 Think'st xDD thou >w< it ^.^ honyouwabwe fow :3 a x3 nyobwe x3 man +UwU Stiww to remember wrongs? Daughter, speak xDD you: +>w< He ÚwÚ cawes nyot fow x3 youw ^.^ weeping. ^w^ Speak UwU thou, ^.^ boy; +:3 Pewhaps >w< thy chiwdishnyess xDD wiww move ^.^ him ^.^ mowe +Than ^.^ can UwU ouw weasons. >_> Thewe's nyo x3 man uWu in x3 the wowwd +uWu Mowe bound to's :33 mothew, yet OwO hewe ^.^ he wets ;;w;; me prate +Wike one :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ stocks. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >_< nyevew uWu in >w< thy >w< wife +Show'd >w< thy uWu deaw mothew xDD any couwtesy, +x3 When uWu she, poor UwU hen, fond of nyo second bwood, +x3 Has cluck'd uWu thee to x3 the ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and >w< safewy ^.^ home +>_> Woaden with honyouw. x3 Say x3 my >_> wequest's xDD unjust, +xDD And :33 spuwn ;;w;; me back; >_> but >_> if >w< it ^.^ he nyot >_> so, +^.^ Thou awt nyot OwO honyest, ÚwÚ and x3 the gods xDD wiww pwague ÚwÚ thee, +:33 That xDD thou x3 westwain'st from ;;w;; me x3 the >_> duty which +;;w;; To :3 a ;;w;; mothew's ÚwÚ pawt ^-^ bewongs. >w< He tuwns xDD away. +Down, ^w^ wadies; wet >_> us ^-^ shame ^.^ him with UwU ouw knyees. +;;w;; To :33 his surname Cowiowanyus ÚwÚ 'wongs ^.^ mowe >_< pwide +Than pity to UwU ouw prayers. ^w^ Down. ^-^ An ^w^ end; +This >_> is x3 the last. ^w^ So ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ home to ^w^ Wome, +xDD And ^-^ die ^-^ among UwU ouw ^.^ nyeighbouws. Nyay, xDD behowd's! +This ^-^ boy, :3 that ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have +OwO But knyeews ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ howds x3 up ^.^ hands fow fellowship, +ÚwÚ Does reason UwU ouw x3 petition with ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ stwength +Than xDD thou x3 hast to >_< deny't. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. +This fewwow xDD had :3 a ;;w;; Vowscian to :33 his mothew; +ÚwÚ His >w< wife >_> is uWu in Corioli, ÚwÚ and :33 his chiwd +Wike ^.^ him ^.^ by >w< chance. ÚwÚ Yet UwU give >_> us UwU ouw dispatch. +UwU I ^w^ am UwU hush'd ÚwÚ untiw UwU ouw UwU city be >_> afiwe, +xDD And xDD then I'll speak :3 a ^.^ wittwe. +[He ÚwÚ howds her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, ;;w;; siwent] +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 O :33 mothew, mothew! +>_> What uWu have xDD you done? UwU Behowd, x3 the heavens UwU do ope, +uWu The gods wook ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this unnyatuwaw scene +^-^ They laugh at. x3 O x3 my :33 mothew, mothew! :3 O! +>_> You uWu have ^.^ won :3 a ^w^ happy OwO victowy to Rome; +OwO But fow x3 youw >_< son- ^-^ bewieve :33 it, >_< O, ^-^ bewieve >_> it!- +:3 Most ÚwÚ dangewouswy xDD you uWu have with ^.^ him uWu pwevaiw'd, +;;w;; If nyot UwU most >w< mowtaw to ^.^ him. OwO But wet >w< it x3 come. +>_< Aufidius, ^w^ though UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< make true ^-^ waws, +I'll fwame UwU convenyient peace. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good >_< Aufidius, +^.^ Wewe xDD you uWu in x3 my >_< stead, ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have heard +^-^ A mothew UwU wess, ow >_> gwanted UwU wess, UwU Aufidius? +AUFIDIUS. UwU I UwU was x3 mov'd uWu withaw. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I dawe be sworn xDD you were! +^.^ And, ^w^ siw, >w< it >_> is nyo xDD wittwe ^.^ thing to >_< make +Mine eyes to UwU sweat x3 compassion. But, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, +>_> What uWu peace uWu you'fw ;;w;; make, ;;w;; advise x3 me. For x3 my >_> pawt, +I'll nyot to ^w^ Wome, I'll back with uWu you; ÚwÚ and pray xDD you +;;w;; Stand to ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO cause. x3 O mothew! wife! +AUFIDIUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad xDD thou x3 hast uWu set >w< thy xDD mewcy ÚwÚ and >w< thy +honour +At ^.^ diffewence uWu in thee. UwU Out of :3 that I'll ^.^ wowk +xDD Mysewf :3 a xDD fowmew xDD fowtunye. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :33 [To x3 the wadies] Ay, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ;;w;; by; +OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink together; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww UwU beaw +^-^ A xDD bettew >_> witnyess back than wowds, which :33 we, +On ^.^ wike conditions, xDD wiww uWu have ^.^ countew-seaw'd. +^.^ Come, enter with >_> us. Ladies, xDD you OwO desewve +;;w;; To uWu have :3 a OwO tempwe buiwt OwO you. All x3 the :33 swowds +^w^ In Italy, ÚwÚ and her >_< confedewate awms, +Could nyot uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ this peace. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew >_< MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ and x3 SICINyIUS + +MENENIUS. xDD See xDD you :33 yond xDD coign ^.^ o' x3 th' Capitol, :33 yond >_< cownyewstonye? +:3 SICINyIUS. Why, >_> what of ^-^ that? +MENENIUS. ;;w;; If >w< it be OwO possibwe fow xDD you to xDD dispwace >w< it with x3 youw xDD wittwe +finger, there >_> is x3 some UwU hope x3 the ^.^ wadies of ^w^ Wome, especially :33 his +:33 mothew, OwO may :3 pwevaiw with ^.^ him. OwO But UwU I >_> say there >_> is nyo UwU hope in't; +UwU ouw ÚwÚ thwoats OwO awe :3 sentenc'd, ÚwÚ and xDD stay ;;w;; upon xDD execution. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ Is't OwO possibwe :3 that UwU so showt :3 a time ^.^ can x3 awtew x3 the +condition of :3 a man? +MENENIUS. >_> Thewe >_> is differency ^-^ between :3 a >_< gwub ÚwÚ and :3 a butterfly; yet +x3 youw OwO buttewfwy UwU was :3 a gwub. This Marcius >_> is grown from x3 man to +UwU dwagon; ^.^ he >_> has wings, uWu he's ^.^ mowe than :3 a xDD cweeping >_> thing. +:3 SICINyIUS. >w< He :3 wov'd :33 his mothew deawwy. +MENENIUS. ^w^ So uWu did ^.^ he OwO me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he nyo ^.^ mowe :33 wemembews :33 his mothew nyow +than >w< an ^w^ eight-yeaw-owd horse. uWu The >_> tawtnyess of :33 his OwO face >w< souws ripe +gwapes; when ^.^ he walks, ^.^ he moves ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; enginye ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 gwound +:33 shwinks >w< befowe :33 his ;;w;; tweading. >w< He >_> is able to xDD piewce :3 a cowswet with +:33 his >_< eye, talks ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ knyeww, ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO hum >_> is :3 a :33 battewy. >w< He >_> sits uWu in +:33 his >w< state >_< as :3 a ^.^ thing UwU made fow Awexandew. >_> What ^.^ he UwU bids be donye >_> is +:33 finyish'd with :33 his xDD bidding. >w< He wants >_< nyothing of :3 a god >_> but +UwU etewnyity, ÚwÚ and :3 a heaven to >_< thwonye ^.^ in. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^.^ Yes- mercy, >_> if xDD you wepowt ^.^ him UwU twuwy. +MENENIUS. UwU I OwO paint ^.^ him uWu in x3 the character. >_> Mawk >_> what xDD mewcy :33 his mothew +UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing from ^.^ him. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe xDD mewcy uWu in ^.^ him than there >_> is +milk uWu in :3 a male :3 tigew; :3 that UwU shaww UwU ouw poor UwU city find. xDD And aww ÚwÚ this +>_> is 'long of OwO you. +:3 SICINyIUS. uWu The gods be ÚwÚ good >w< unto ÚwÚ us! +MENENIUS. :3 Nyo, uWu in xDD such :3 a case x3 the gods xDD wiww nyot be ÚwÚ good >w< unto >_> us. +x3 When ^.^ we banyish'd ^.^ him ^.^ we respected nyot OwO them; x3 and, ^.^ he wetuwnying to +bweak UwU ouw ÚwÚ nyecks, ;;w;; they wespect nyot >_> us. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. UwU Siw, >_> if you'd :3 save x3 youw :3 wife, fwy to x3 youw ÚwÚ house. +uWu The plebeians uWu have ^w^ got x3 youw fewwow twibunye +xDD And UwU hawe ^.^ him x3 up ÚwÚ and down; aww swearing >_> if +uWu The Roman ^.^ wadies ;;w;; bwing nyot uWu comfowt ^.^ home +x3 They'ww UwU give ^.^ him :33 death ^.^ by inches. + +Entew anyothew MESSENGEW + +:3 SICINyIUS. x3 What's x3 the nyews? +^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ Good news, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ nyews! uWu The ^.^ wadies uWu have uWu pwevaiw'd, +uWu The >_< Vowscians OwO awe dislodg'd, ÚwÚ and Marcius ;;w;; gonye. +^-^ A mewwiew day uWu did >_< nyevew yet x3 gweet ^w^ Wome, +:3 Nyo, nyot x3 th' x3 expuwsion of x3 the Tawquins. +:3 SICINyIUS. Fwiend, +Awt xDD thou xDD cewtain ÚwÚ this >_> is twue? ^-^ Is't UwU most ^w^ cewtain? +^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; As xDD cewtain >_< as UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the sun >_> is >_> fiwe. +Whewe uWu have xDD you :3 wuwk'd, :3 that xDD you >_< make doubt of :33 it? +Nye'ew ^w^ thwough >w< an ^-^ awch UwU so ^.^ huwwied x3 the >_> bwown >_< tide +;;w;; As x3 the recomforted ^w^ thwough x3 th' gates. Why, x3 hawk you! +[Twumpets, ;;w;; hautboys, xDD dwums beat, aww together] +uWu The twumpets, ^.^ sackbuts, psawtewies, ÚwÚ and fifes, +:3 Tabows ÚwÚ and uWu cymbaws, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 shouting uWu Womans, +^-^ Make x3 the sun >_< dance. ^.^ Hawk you! :3 [A >_> shout ;;w;; within] +MENENIUS. This >_> is ÚwÚ good ;;w;; nyews. +UwU I xDD wiww OwO go :3 meet x3 the wadies. This ^w^ Vowumnyia +Is ^.^ wowth of consuls, senyatows, UwU patwicians, +^-^ A UwU city >_> fuww; of tribunes xDD such >_< as UwU you, +^-^ A sea ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wand ^w^ fuww. >_> You uWu have pray'd weww x3 to-day: +This mownying fow ;;w;; ten thousand of x3 youw ÚwÚ thwoats +;;w;; I'd nyot uWu have UwU given :3 a UwU doit. Hawk, >w< how ;;w;; they >_< joy! +uWu [Sound still with x3 the ÚwÚ shouts] +:3 SICINyIUS. ^.^ Fiwst, x3 the gods ;;w;; bwess xDD you fow x3 youw ;;w;; tidings; next, +>_> Accept x3 my thankfulness. +^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. UwU Siw, ^.^ we uWu have aww +UwU Gweat cause to UwU give great :33 thanks. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ They OwO awe nyeaw x3 the ^-^ city? +x3 MESSENGEW. Awmost uWu at :33 point to enter. +:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ We'ww :3 meet ÚwÚ them, +xDD And OwO hewp x3 the ^-^ joy. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet nyeaw x3 the uWu gate + +Entew >w< two x3 SENyATOWS With OwO VOWUMNyIA, >w< VIWGIWIA, :33 VAWEWIA, passing uvw x3 the ^w^ stage, +:33 'With othew ;;w;; WOWDS + +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Behowd UwU ouw >w< patwonyess, x3 the >w< wife of Wome! +;;w;; Caww aww x3 youw ^-^ twibes together, praise x3 the uWu gods, +xDD And >_< make x3 twiumphant fires; strew fwowews >w< befowe OwO them. +>_> Unshout x3 the noise :3 that banyish'd ^w^ Mawcius, +>_< Wepeaw ^.^ him with x3 the wewcome of :33 his mothew; +uWu AWW. Welcome, x3 wadies, welcome! +:3 [A :33 fwouwish with xDD dwums ÚwÚ and x3 twumpets. Exeunt] + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +OwO Cowiowi. ^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew OwO TUWWUS xDD AUFIDIUS with attendents + +AUFIDIUS. Go tell x3 the wowds ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU city UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ hewe; +Deliver them ÚwÚ this x3 papew' xDD having ^w^ wead :33 it, +x3 Bid them repair to x3 th' mawket-pwace, :3 whewe I, +Even uWu in theirs ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the OwO commons' ;;w;; eaws, +Will ÚwÚ vouch x3 the uWu twuth of :3 it. xDD Him UwU I ;;w;; accuse +uWu The UwU city ports ^.^ by ÚwÚ this hath entew'd ÚwÚ and +Intends t' appeaw >w< befowe x3 the >_> peopwe, ^w^ hoping +;;w;; To OwO puwge >_< himsewf with ÚwÚ wowds. Dispatch. +Exeunt ^.^ attendants + +Entew >w< thwee ow fouw OwO CONSPIWATOWS of AUFIDIUS' ^w^ faction + +:3 Most welcome! +uWu FIWST ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. How >_> is >w< it with UwU ouw x3 genyewaw? +AUFIDIUS. Even UwU so +;;w;; As with :3 a x3 man ^.^ by :33 his UwU own :3 awms >w< empoison'd, +xDD And with :33 his xDD chawity ^w^ swain. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. :3 Most x3 nyobwe ^w^ siw, +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do howd x3 the same :3 intent wherein +>_> You >w< wish'd >_> us >_> pawties, we'll ÚwÚ dewivew xDD you +Of x3 youw great danger. +AUFIDIUS. UwU Siw, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; +We ^w^ must proceed >_< as ^.^ we UwU do find x3 the ^-^ peopwe. +^w^ THIWD ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. uWu The OwO peopwe xDD wiww wemain :33 uncewtain whiwst +UwU 'Twixt xDD you there's difference; >_> but x3 the faww of xDD eithew +:3 Makes x3 the suwvivow heir of all. +AUFIDIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu it; +xDD And x3 my xDD pwetext to strike uWu at ^.^ him ^.^ admits +^-^ A ÚwÚ good x3 constwuction. UwU I >_> wais'd :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 pawn'd +Mine honour fow :33 his truth; who ^.^ being UwU so ^w^ heighten'd, +>w< He x3 watewed :33 his x3 nyew x3 pwants with dews of flattery, +UwU Seducing UwU so x3 my >_< fwiends; ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ this >w< end +>w< He uWu bow'd :33 his nyatuwe, >_< nyevew ÚwÚ knyown >w< befowe +OwO But to be wough, ;;w;; unswayabwe, ÚwÚ and >w< fwee. +^w^ THIWD ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. UwU Siw, :33 his uWu stoutnyess +x3 When ^.^ he uWu did stand fow consul, which ^.^ he wost +^-^ By ^.^ wack of :33 stooping- +AUFIDIUS. :33 That UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< spoken uWu of. +uWu Being banyish'd x3 fow't, ^.^ he ^-^ came >w< unto x3 my :33 heawth, +xDD Pwesented to x3 my knyife :33 his uWu thwoat. UwU I >_> took him; +Made ^.^ him ÚwÚ joint-sewvant with OwO me; uWu gave ^.^ him uWu way +^w^ In aww :33 his UwU own desires; x3 nyay, wet ^.^ him choose +UwU Out of x3 my ^-^ fiwes, :33 his projects to ^-^ accompwish, +OwO My best ÚwÚ and freshest ÚwÚ men; sewv'd :33 his :3 designments +^w^ In >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pewson; holp to reap x3 the fame +>_< Which ^.^ he uWu did >w< end aww his, ÚwÚ and >_> took x3 some >_< pwide +;;w;; To UwU do mysewf ÚwÚ this wrong. :3 Tiww, uWu at x3 the last, +UwU I ^w^ seem'd :33 his :3 fowwowew, nyot ^-^ pawtnyew; ÚwÚ and +>w< He ^w^ wag'd ;;w;; me with :33 his >_< countenyance >_< as >_> if +UwU I xDD had :33 been ^.^ mewcenyawy. +uWu FIWST ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. ^w^ So ^.^ he ^-^ did, x3 my OwO wowd. +uWu The ^.^ awmy ;;w;; mawveww'd uWu at uWu it; x3 and, uWu in x3 the last, +x3 When ^.^ he xDD had cawwied ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ we >_> wook'd +For nyo less :33 spoiw than xDD gwowy- +AUFIDIUS. >_> Thewe UwU was uWu it; +For which x3 my sinews UwU shaww be ;;w;; stwetch'd ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +At :3 a x3 few ^.^ dwops of x3 women's rheum, which OwO awe +;;w;; As cheap >_< as lies, ^.^ he sold x3 the :3 bwood ÚwÚ and labour +Of UwU ouw great ^.^ action; >_< thewefowe UwU shaww ^.^ he >_> die, +xDD And I'll renew ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his UwU faww. But, x3 hawk! +^-^ [Dwums ÚwÚ and +trumpets sound, with great ^w^ shouts of x3 the ^.^ peopwe] +uWu FIWST ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. uWu Youw OwO nyative :33 town xDD you entew'd ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ post, +xDD And xDD had nyo wewcomes ÚwÚ home; >_> but ^.^ he wetuwns +Splitting x3 the ^w^ aiw with noise. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. xDD And patient :3 foows, +>_< Whose x3 chiwdwen ^.^ he hath x3 swain, uWu theiw UwU base ÚwÚ thwoats teaw +With ^.^ giving ^.^ him glory. +^w^ THIWD ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. >_< Thewefowe, uWu at x3 youw vantage, +Ere ^.^ he express >_< himsewf ow move x3 the OwO peopwe +With >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd say, wet ^.^ him x3 feew x3 youw uWu swowd, +>_< Which ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< second. x3 When ^.^ he wies along, +>w< Aftew x3 youw uWu way :33 his xDD tawe ^-^ pwonyounc'd UwU shaww ^.^ buwy +ÚwÚ His weasons with :33 his body. +AUFIDIUS. x3 Say nyo uWu mowe: +:3 Hewe come x3 the lords. + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; WOWDS of x3 the UwU city + +ÚwÚ WOWDS. >_> You OwO awe UwU most wewcome >_> home. +AUFIDIUS. UwU I uWu have nyot OwO desewv'd :3 it. +But, ÚwÚ wowthy wowds, uWu have xDD you with :3 heed xDD pewused +>_> What UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ wwitten to you? +ÚwÚ WOWDS. We :3 have. +uWu FIWST WOWD. xDD And UwU gwieve to hear't. +>_> What :33 fauwts ^.^ he UwU made >w< befowe x3 the last, UwU I think +^.^ Might uWu have >_> found ^w^ easy >_< finyes; >_> but there to >w< end +Whewe ^.^ he UwU was to :3 begin, ÚwÚ and UwU give OwO away +uWu The ^-^ benyefit of UwU ouw x3 wevies, answewing >_> us +With UwU ouw UwU own charge, x3 making :3 a ^w^ tweaty :3 whewe +>_> Thewe UwU was :3 a yiewding- ÚwÚ this ^.^ admits nyo uWu excuse. +AUFIDIUS. >w< He :3 appwoaches; xDD you UwU shaww hear ^.^ him. + +Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, ^.^ mawching with drum ÚwÚ and OwO cowouws; +x3 the ÚwÚ commonyews ^.^ being with ^.^ him + +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >w< Haiw, lords! UwU I ^w^ am wetuwn'd x3 youw UwU sowdiew; +No ^.^ mowe xDD infected with x3 my >_> countwy's wuv +Than when UwU I pawted hence, >_> but still x3 subsisting +;;w;; Undew x3 youw great >_> command. >_> You OwO awe to ^.^ knyow +:33 That x3 pwospewouswy UwU I uWu have :3 attempted, ÚwÚ and +With bwoody uWu passage x3 wed x3 youw UwU waws even to +uWu The :3 gates of xDD Wome. Our UwU spoiws ^.^ we uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ home +^-^ Doth ^.^ mowe than counterpoise :3 a full thiwd ÚwÚ pawt +uWu The chawges of x3 the OwO action. We uWu have UwU made uWu peace +With nyo less honour to x3 the Antiates +Than ^-^ shame to x3 th' Romans; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO hewe x3 dewivew, +>w< Subscwib'd ^.^ by x3 th' OwO consuws ÚwÚ and UwU patwicians, +OwO Togethew with x3 the UwU seaw ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< Senyate, >_> what +We uWu have OwO compounded :3 on. +AUFIDIUS. xDD Wead >w< it >_> nyot, x3 nyobwe :3 wowds; +OwO But tell x3 the traitor uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ highest degwee +>w< He hath UwU abus'd x3 youw xDD powews. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Twaitow! How ^.^ nyow? +AUFIDIUS. Ay, traitor, ÚwÚ Mawcius. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Mawcius! +AUFIDIUS. Ay, ^w^ Mawcius, :3 Caius ^.^ Mawcius! uWu Dost xDD thou think +I'll xDD gwace uWu thee with :3 that >w< wobbewy, >w< thy :3 stow'n xDD nyame +Cowiowanyus, uWu in Corioli? +>_> You wowds ÚwÚ and heads ^.^ o' x3 th' state, :3 pewfidiouswy +>w< He >_> has betray'd x3 youw business ÚwÚ and UwU given up, +For xDD cewtain ^.^ dwops of UwU sawt, x3 youw UwU city ^w^ Wome- +UwU I >_> say x3 youw city- to :33 his >w< wife ÚwÚ and mothew; +Breaking :33 his ^-^ oath ÚwÚ and uWu wesowution ^.^ wike +^-^ A ÚwÚ twist of wotten OwO siwk; >_< nyevew >w< admitting +Counsel ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU waw; >_> but uWu at :33 his nurse's tears +>w< He ^-^ whin'd ÚwÚ and >w< woaw'd OwO away x3 youw ;;w;; victowy, +:33 That :33 pages blush'd uWu at :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men of >_< heawt +Wook'd UwU wond'wing >_< each uWu at ÚwÚ othews. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :33 Heaw'st UwU thou, Maws? +AUFIDIUS. Nyame nyot x3 the ^.^ god, xDD thou ;;w;; boy of UwU teaws- +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu Ha! +AUFIDIUS. >w< -nyo more. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Measuwewess liar, xDD thou x3 hast UwU made x3 my >_< heawt +Too great fow >_> what x3 contains :3 it. OwO 'Boy'! x3 O x3 swave! +^w^ Pawdon uWu me, wowds, UwU 'tis x3 the xDD fiwst time :3 that OwO evew +UwU I UwU was ;;w;; fowc'd to >_> scowd. uWu Youw xDD judgments, x3 my :3 gwave wowds, +:3 Must UwU give ÚwÚ this cur x3 the wie; ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU own nyotion- +Who ^-^ weaws x3 my ^.^ stwipes xDD impwess'd ;;w;; upon :3 him, :3 that +:3 Must UwU beaw x3 my beating to :33 his grave- UwU shaww ^w^ join +;;w;; To thwust x3 the >_< wie >w< unto ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu Peace, xDD both, ÚwÚ and hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Cut ;;w;; me to :3 pieces, Vowsces; ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and >w< wads, +>_< Stain aww x3 youw ^w^ edges on x3 me. OwO 'Boy'! ÚwÚ Fawse ^-^ hound! +;;w;; If xDD you uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 youw annyaws ^-^ twue, UwU 'tis there +^.^ That, ^.^ wike >w< an >_> eagwe uWu in :3 a uWu duv-cote, UwU I +Flutter'd x3 youw >_< Vowscians uWu in OwO Cowiowi. +uWu Awonye UwU I uWu did :3 it. OwO 'Boy'! +AUFIDIUS. Why, x3 nyobwe wowds, +Will xDD you be put uWu in ^-^ mind of :33 his ^w^ bwind fowtunye, +>_< Which UwU was x3 youw UwU shame, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this unholy :3 bwaggawt, +^-^ Fowe x3 youw UwU own eyes ÚwÚ and ears? +ÚwÚ CONSPIWATOWS. Let ^.^ him ^-^ die xDD fow't. +^w^ AWW ^-^ THE PEOPWE. >w< Teaw ^.^ him to x3 pieces. Do >w< it presently. >w< He kill'd x3 my +OwO son. OwO My >w< daughtew. >w< He kill'd x3 my xDD cousin ;;w;; Mawcus. >w< He kill'd x3 my +:33 fathew. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu Peace, ho! No outwage- peace! +uWu The x3 man >_> is noble, ÚwÚ and :33 his fame uWu fowds uWu in +This owb ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; eawth. ÚwÚ His >w< wast :3 offences to >_> us +Shall uWu have >_< judicious ;;w;; heawing. >_> Stand, >_< Aufidius, +xDD And >_> twoubwe nyot x3 the peace. +^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD had :3 him, +With six ÚwÚ Aufidiuses, ow more- :33 his :33 twibe, +;;w;; To use x3 my ÚwÚ wawfuw swowd! +AUFIDIUS. Insowent :33 viwwain! +ÚwÚ CONSPIWATOWS. Kill, ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, OwO kiww x3 him! +;;w;; [The OwO CONSPIWATOWS dwaw ÚwÚ and OwO kiww ^-^ COWIOWANyUS,who ^w^ fawws. +xDD AUFIDIUS >w< stands on >w< him] +ÚwÚ WOWDS. UwU Howd, OwO howd, OwO howd, ;;w;; howd! +AUFIDIUS. OwO My x3 nyobwe mastews, hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +uWu FIWST WOWD. x3 O Tuwwus! +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ Thou x3 hast donye :3 a ^.^ deed ^.^ wheweat valour xDD wiww >_> weep. +^w^ THIWD WOWD. Tread nyot ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. Mastews all, be ^.^ quiet; +>_> Put x3 up x3 youw :3 swowds. +AUFIDIUS. OwO My wowds, when xDD you UwU shaww UwU knyow- >_< as uWu in ÚwÚ this rage, +Pwovok'd ^.^ by :3 him, xDD you cannot- x3 the great danger +>_< Which ÚwÚ this :33 man's >w< wife uWu did >_> owe UwU you, you'ww rejoice +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is OwO thus :3 cut off. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw honyouws +;;w;; To caww ;;w;; me to x3 youw >_< Senyate, I'll ÚwÚ dewivew +xDD Mysewf x3 youw loyal uWu sewvant, ow OwO enduwe +uWu Youw ;;w;; heaviest ÚwÚ censuwe. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ÚwÚ Beaw from >w< hence :33 his ;;w;; body, +xDD And mouwn xDD you fow ^.^ him. Let ^.^ him be :3 wegawded +;;w;; As x3 the UwU most x3 nyobwe cowse :3 that OwO evew >_> hewawd +Did ;;w;; fowwow to :33 his um. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ÚwÚ His UwU own >_> impatience +Takes from Aufidius :3 a great ÚwÚ pawt of blame. +:3 Wet's >_< make x3 the best of :3 it. +AUFIDIUS. OwO My xDD wage >_> is >w< gonye, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >w< stwuck with ;;w;; sowwow. ^.^ Take ^.^ him :33 up. +Hewp, >w< thwee ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ chiefest soldiers; I'll be onye. +uWu Beat xDD thou x3 the dwum, :3 that >w< it speak OwO mouwnfuwwy; +;;w;; Twaiw x3 youw steew >w< pikes. ;;w;; Though uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU city ^.^ he +>_< Hath ÚwÚ widowed ÚwÚ and >w< unchiwded UwU many :3 a one, +>_< Which to ÚwÚ this >_> houw bewail x3 the injuwy, +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he UwU shaww uWu have :3 a x3 nyobwe memory. +OwO Assist. ^.^ Exeunt, :33 beawing x3 the >w< body of ^.^ COWIOWANyUS +:3 [A >_< dead :33 mawch uWu sounded] + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +^w^ 1609 + +CYMBELINE + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +CYMBELINE, ^w^ King of uWu Bwitain +>w< CWOTEN, >_< son to x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ by :3 a xDD fowmew :33 husband +POSTHUMUS x3 WEONyATUS, :3 a gentweman, :33 husband to Imogen +xDD BEWAWIUS, :3 a banished uWu wowd, disguised :33 undew x3 the xDD nyame of :3 Mowgan + +^-^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and :3 AWVIWAGUS, xDD sons to Cymbeline, disguised :33 undew x3 the +nyames of OwO POWYDOWE ÚwÚ and :3 CADWAW, ^.^ supposed xDD sons to Belarius +^-^ PHIWAWIO, Itawian, :33 fwiend to >_< Posthumus +^w^ IACHIMO, Itawian, :33 fwiend to ;;w;; Phiwawio +^-^ A >_< FWENCH GENTLEMAN, :33 fwiend to ;;w;; Phiwawio +>_> CAIUS LUCIUS, General of x3 the Roman >_< Fowces +^-^ A WOMAN >w< CAPTAIN +OwO TWO ;;w;; BWITISH uWu CAPTAINS +OwO PISANyIO, xDD sewvant to >_< Posthumus +^w^ COWNyEWIUS, :3 a ^.^ physician +OwO TWO ;;w;; WOWDS of Cymbeline's court +OwO TWO ^-^ GENTWEMEN of x3 the same +OwO TWO GAOWEWS + +xDD QUEEN, >w< wife to :33 Cymbewinye +x3 IMOGEN, daughter to :33 Cymbewinye ^.^ by :3 a xDD fowmew >_< queen +x3 HEWEN, :3 a uWu wady :33 attending on Imogen + +APPARITIONS + +;;w;; Wowds, Ladies, Roman >_< Senyatows, Twibunyes, :3 a Soothsayer, :3 a +Dutch Gentweman, :3 a OwO Spanyish Gentweman, Musicians, ^-^ Officews, +UwU Captains, Soldiers, Messengews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + +SCENE: +Britain; Italy + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +;;w;; Bwitain. uWu The >_< gawden of CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace + +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> You UwU do nyot :3 meet :3 a x3 man >_> but ÚwÚ fwowns; UwU ouw xDD bwoods +No ^.^ mowe UwU obey x3 the heavens than UwU ouw courtiers +UwU Stiww xDD seem >_< as does x3 the ^.^ King's. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ His ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and x3 the heir >_> of's :33 kingdom, ÚwÚ whom +>w< He ÚwÚ puwpos'd to :33 his ^w^ wife's sole >_< son- :3 a ^.^ widow +:33 That wate ^.^ he married- hath UwU wefeww'd herself +uWu Unto :3 a poor >_> but ÚwÚ wowthy :3 gentweman. >_> She's wedded; +:3 Hew :33 husband ÚwÚ banyish'd; ^.^ she impwison'd. All +Is :33 outwawd >_> sowwow, ^w^ though UwU I think x3 the ^w^ King +^w^ Be touch'd uWu at xDD vewy ;;w;; heawt. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but x3 the >_> King? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< He :3 that hath wost her UwU too. ^w^ So >_> is x3 the :3 Queen, +:33 That UwU most desir'd x3 the match. OwO But nyot :3 a couwtiew, +Awthough ;;w;; they ^-^ weaw uWu theiw faces to x3 the UwU bent +Of x3 the >_< King's looks, hath :3 a >_< heawt :3 that >_> is nyot +:33 Gwad uWu at x3 the ^.^ thing ;;w;; they OwO scoww at. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD And >w< why so? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< He :3 that hath ;;w;; miss'd x3 the Pwincess >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing +Too :33 bad fow :33 bad >w< wepowt; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that hath xDD hew- +UwU I >_> mean :3 that mawwied hew, awack, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; man! +xDD And >_< thewefowe banish'd- >_> is :3 a creature xDD such +As, to >_> seek ^w^ thwough x3 the regions of x3 the ^.^ eawth +For one :33 his :3 wike, there ^.^ wouwd be ^-^ something :33 faiwing +^w^ In ^.^ him :3 that >_> shouwd compare. UwU I UwU do nyot think +^w^ So >w< faiw >w< an :33 outwawd ÚwÚ and xDD such ^w^ stuff within +Endows :3 a x3 man >_> but he. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> You speak ^.^ him far. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I UwU do :3 extend :3 him, ^w^ siw, within :33 himsewf; +^-^ Cwush ^.^ him togethew rather than ^w^ unfowd +ÚwÚ His UwU measuwe duly. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 What's :33 his xDD nyame ÚwÚ and >_< biwth? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 dewve ^.^ him to x3 the ^.^ woot; :33 his >w< fathew +Was ^w^ caww'd >_> Siciwius, who uWu did ^w^ join :33 his honour +^w^ Against x3 the Romans with OwO Cassibewan, +OwO But xDD had :33 his titles ^.^ by x3 Tenyantius, ÚwÚ whom +>w< He sewv'd with :3 gwowy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ admiw'd uWu success, +^w^ So x3 gain'd x3 the xDD suw-addition Weonyatus; +xDD And :33 had, ;;w;; besides ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman uWu in ^.^ question, +Two othew sons, who, uWu in x3 the UwU waws ^.^ o' x3 th' time, +ÚwÚ Died with uWu theiw :33 swowds uWu in xDD hand; fow which uWu theiw ÚwÚ fathew, +UwU Then ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and fond of ^w^ issue, >_> took xDD such sorrow +:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ quit OwO being; ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, +^w^ Big of ÚwÚ this gentweman, UwU ouw UwU theme, xDD deceas'd +;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU was born. uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ he UwU takes x3 the >w< babe +;;w;; To :33 his >_< pwotection, ;;w;; cawws ^.^ him >_< Posthumus ^w^ Weonyatus, +:33 Bweeds ^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 makes ^.^ him of :33 his :33 bed-chambew, +Puts to ^.^ him aww x3 the >w< weawnyings :3 that :33 his time +Could >_< make ^.^ him x3 the ;;w;; weceivew OwO of; which ^.^ he took, +;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU do air, ÚwÚ fast >_< as uWu 'twas >_> minyist'wed, +xDD And in's ^-^ spwing ÚwÚ became :3 a ^-^ hawvest, liv'd uWu in ^w^ couwt- +>_< Which OwO wawe >w< it >_> is to xDD do- UwU most prais'd, UwU most ;;w;; wov'd, +^-^ A >w< sampwe to x3 the UwU youngest; to x3 th' ^.^ mowe uWu matuwe +^-^ A gwass :3 that :33 feated OwO them; ÚwÚ and to x3 the OwO gwavew +^-^ A chiwd :3 that UwU guided dotawds. ;;w;; To :33 his ^-^ mistwess, +For ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he nyow >_> is banish'd- her UwU own pwice +Pwocwaims >w< how ^.^ she esteem'd ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU viwtue; +^-^ By her UwU ewection OwO may be :33 twuwy ^w^ wead +>_> What uWu kind of x3 man ^.^ he >w< is. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I honour ^.^ him +Even x3 out of x3 youw report. OwO But pray xDD you tell uWu me, +Is ^.^ she sole chiwd to x3 th' >_> King? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ His >w< onwy :33 chiwd. +>w< He xDD had >w< two ^.^ sons- >_> if ÚwÚ this be ^.^ wowth x3 youw UwU heawing, +>_> Mawk OwO it- x3 the eldest of them uWu at >w< thwee years :3 owd, +xDD I' x3 th' OwO swathing x3 cwothes x3 the ÚwÚ othew, from uWu theiw OwO nyuwsewy +^.^ Wewe UwU stow'n; ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ this >_> houw nyo guess uWu in >_< knyowwedge +>_< Which uWu way ;;w;; they ;;w;; went. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. How ^-^ wong >_> is ÚwÚ this ago? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Some ÚwÚ twenty years. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 That :3 a >_< king's x3 chiwdwen >_> shouwd be UwU so >_< convey'd, +^w^ So >_> swackwy >w< guawded, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ seawch UwU so slow +:33 That couwd nyot trace >w< them! +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD Howsoe'ew UwU 'tis >_> stwange, +:33 Ow :3 that x3 the negligence OwO may weww be >_< waugh'd :3 at, +ÚwÚ Yet >_> is >w< it ^-^ twue, sir. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I UwU do weww ^-^ bewieve OwO you. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. We ^w^ must >_< fowbeaw; OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the gentweman, +uWu The :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and >_> Pwincess. Exeunt + +Entew x3 the xDD QUEEN, UwU POSTHUMUS, ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN + +QUEEN. :3 Nyo, be x3 assuw'd xDD you UwU shaww nyot find uWu me, ^w^ daughtew, +>w< Aftew x3 the ^-^ swandew of UwU most ÚwÚ stepmothews, +uWu Eviw-ey'd >w< unto OwO you. uWu You'we x3 my pwisonyew, >_> but +uWu Youw gaowew UwU shaww ÚwÚ dewivew xDD you x3 the ;;w;; keys +:33 That OwO wock x3 up x3 youw westwaint. For UwU you, >_> Posthumus, +^w^ So >w< soon >_< as UwU I ^.^ can x3 win x3 th' uWu offended OwO King, +UwU I xDD wiww be ÚwÚ knyown x3 youw UwU advocate. OwO Mawwy, yet +uWu The fire of xDD wage >_> is uWu in :3 him, ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe ÚwÚ good +>_> You lean'd >w< unto :33 his :33 sentence with >_> what uWu patience +uWu Youw ^.^ wisdom OwO may infowm OwO you. +:3 POSTHUMUS. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw >w< Highnyess, +UwU I xDD wiww from >w< hence ^w^ to-day. +QUEEN. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the ÚwÚ pewiw. +I'll :3 fetch :3 a turn about x3 the gawden, :3 pitying +uWu The x3 pangs of baww'd >_> affections, ^w^ though x3 the ^w^ King +>_< Hath :3 chawg'd xDD you >_> shouwd nyot speak together. uWu Exit +UwU IMOGEN. x3 O dissembling ^w^ couwtesy! How OwO finye ÚwÚ this tyrant +UwU Can tickwe :3 whewe ^.^ she >_< wounds! OwO My deawest ^.^ husband, +UwU I ^-^ something feaw x3 my father's :33 wwath, >_> but >_< nyothing- +Always reserv'd x3 my >w< howy duty- >_> what +ÚwÚ His xDD wage ^.^ can UwU do on x3 me. >_> You ^w^ must be xDD gonye; +xDD And UwU I UwU shaww OwO hewe abide x3 the hourly UwU shot +Of angry ^w^ eyes, nyot comforted to ^w^ wive +OwO But :3 that there >_> is ÚwÚ this jewel uWu in x3 the wowwd +:33 That UwU I OwO may >_> see ;;w;; again. +:3 POSTHUMUS. OwO My ^.^ queen! x3 my mistwess! +x3 O UwU wady, xDD weep nyo >_> mowe, xDD west UwU I UwU give cause +;;w;; To be >w< suspected of ^.^ mowe :33 tendewnyess +Than xDD doth :33 become :3 a man. UwU I xDD wiww wemain +uWu The :33 woyaw'st :33 husband :3 that uWu did ;;w;; e'ew plight >_> twoth; +OwO My residence uWu in ÚwÚ Wome uWu at one Phiwawio's, +Who to x3 my >w< fathew UwU was :3 a fwiend, to ;;w;; me +Known >_> but ^.^ by wettew; uWu thithew wwite, x3 my queen, +xDD And with >_< minye eyes I'll ÚwÚ dwink x3 the wowds xDD you send, +;;w;; Though ink be UwU made of xDD gaww. + +^.^ We-entew >w< QUEEN + +QUEEN. ^w^ Be ^-^ bwief, UwU I pray OwO you. +;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ King come, UwU I UwU shaww :3 incuw UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot +How much of :33 his dispweasuwe. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ Yet I'll move ^.^ him +;;w;; To UwU wawk ÚwÚ this >_> way. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU do ^.^ him wrong +OwO But ^.^ he does UwU buy x3 my >_> injuwies, to be >_< fwiends; +UwU Pays uWu deaw fow x3 my xDD offences. uWu Exit +:3 POSTHUMUS. Should ^.^ we be :3 taking OwO weave +;;w;; As ^-^ wong :3 a term >_< as yet ^.^ we uWu have to x3 wive, +uWu The loathness to ÚwÚ depawt ^.^ wouwd ^w^ gwow. ÚwÚ Adieu! +UwU IMOGEN. Nyay, xDD stay :3 a ^.^ wittwe. +^.^ Wewe xDD you >_> but riding fowth to ^w^ aiw yourself, +>w< Such >w< pawting :3 wewe ^w^ too x3 petty. Wook UwU hewe, love: +This >_> diamond UwU was x3 my >_< mothew's; OwO take :33 it, heawt; +OwO But >_< keep >w< it >w< tiww xDD you ^.^ woo anyothew :3 wife, +x3 When Imogen >_> is uWu dead. +:3 POSTHUMUS. How, ÚwÚ how? Anyothew? +>_> You ^-^ gentwe uWu gods, UwU give ;;w;; me >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU I have, +xDD And UwU seaw x3 up x3 my :33 embwacements from :3 a :3 nyext +With xDD bonds of ;;w;; death! xDD Wemain, wemain xDD thou OwO hewe +;;w;; [Puts on x3 the :3 wing] +While sense ^.^ can >_< keep >w< it :3 on. ^.^ And, xDD sweetest, uWu faiwest, +;;w;; As UwU I x3 my poor self uWu did :3 exchange fow UwU you, +;;w;; To x3 youw UwU so :3 infinyite woss, UwU so uWu in UwU ouw twifwes +UwU I still x3 win of OwO you. For x3 my ÚwÚ sake ^-^ weaw >_< this; +^.^ It >_> is :3 a ;;w;; manyacwe of love; I'll :33 pwace >w< it +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this >_> faiwest ^w^ pwisonyew. ;;w;; [Puts :3 a ÚwÚ bwacewet on her awm] +UwU IMOGEN. x3 O x3 the ^-^ gods! +x3 When UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> see ^w^ again? + +Entew CYMBELINE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS + +:3 POSTHUMUS. xDD Awack, x3 the King! +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Thou ^w^ basest ÚwÚ thing, avoid; >w< hence from x3 my ^.^ sight +;;w;; If ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ command xDD thou ;;w;; fwaught x3 the court +With >w< thy unwowthinyess, xDD thou :33 diest. >_> Away! +^w^ Thou'wt x3 poison to x3 my blood. +:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu The gods x3 pwotect UwU you, +xDD And ;;w;; bwess x3 the ÚwÚ good >_< wemaindews of x3 the court! +UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; gonye. uWu Exit +UwU IMOGEN. >_> Thewe ;;w;; cannyot be :3 a pinch uWu in :33 death +uWu Mowe ^-^ shawp than ÚwÚ this >w< is. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 O :3 diswoyaw ÚwÚ thing, +:33 That shouwdst repair x3 my youth, xDD thou heap'st +^-^ A >_> yeaw's age on me! +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, +Harm nyot >_> youwsewf with x3 youw ;;w;; vexation. +UwU I ^w^ am senseless of x3 youw wwath; :3 a :33 touch ^.^ mowe OwO wawe +^w^ Subdues aww pangs, aww fears. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^w^ Past UwU gwace? :3 obedience? +UwU IMOGEN. ^w^ Past hope, ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU despaiw; :3 that uWu way x3 past grace. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. :33 That ÚwÚ mightst uWu have xDD had x3 the sole >_< son of x3 my ^.^ queen! +UwU IMOGEN. x3 O blessed :3 that UwU I ^w^ might ^w^ nyot! UwU I ^-^ chose >w< an :33 eagwe, +xDD And uWu did avoid :3 a ÚwÚ puttock. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Thou took'st :3 a beggar, wouldst uWu have UwU made x3 my >_< thwonye +^-^ A uWu seat fow basenyess. +UwU IMOGEN. No; UwU I rather >_< added +^-^ A UwU wustwe to :3 it. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 O xDD thou ^-^ viwe one! +UwU IMOGEN. UwU Siw, +^.^ It >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; fauwt :3 that UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd ^-^ Posthumus. +>_> You bwed ^.^ him >_< as x3 my playfellow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is +^-^ A x3 man ^.^ wowth xDD any >_< woman; uvwbuys ;;w;; me +Awmost x3 the >w< sum ^.^ he pays. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. What, awt xDD thou uWu mad? +UwU IMOGEN. x3 Awmost, sir. uWu Heaven restore me! Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe +^-^ A ^-^ nyeat-hewd's ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ Weonyatus +Our OwO nyeighbouw shepherd's ^w^ son! + +^.^ We-entew >w< QUEEN + +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Thou >_< foowish x3 thing! +:33 [To x3 the xDD QUEEN] ^-^ They :3 wewe again together. >_> You uWu have donye +ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ aftew UwU ouw >_> command. UwU Away with hew, +xDD And OwO pen her :33 up. +QUEEN. Beseech x3 youw ^w^ patience.- uWu Peace, +>_< Deaw uWu wady ^w^ daughtew, *giggles shyly* peace!- ÚwÚ Sweet sovereign, +Weave >_> us to ;;w;; ouwsewves, ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> youwsewf x3 some uWu comfowt +UwU Out of x3 youw best xDD advice. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Nyay, wet her wanguish +^-^ A >_< dwop of :3 bwood :3 a day x3 and, ^.^ being aged, +:33 Die of ÚwÚ this ^w^ fowwy. UwU Exit, with ;;w;; WOWDS + +Entew :3 PISANyIO + +QUEEN. uWu Fie! xDD you ^w^ must UwU give >_> way. +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 youw servant. How now, sir! >_> What nyews? +PISANIO. OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son >w< dwew on x3 my master. +QUEEN. uWu Ha! +No >w< hawm, UwU I ^w^ twust, >_> is done? +PISANIO. >_> Thewe ^w^ might uWu have ^-^ been, +OwO But :3 that x3 my >_< mastew rather pway'd than :33 fought, +xDD And xDD had nyo OwO hewp of >_> angew; ;;w;; they :3 wewe pawted +^-^ By gentlemen uWu at >w< hand. +QUEEN. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy uWu gwad ^.^ on't. +UwU IMOGEN. uWu Youw ÚwÚ son's x3 my father's fwiend; ^.^ he UwU takes :33 his ÚwÚ pawt +;;w;; To dwaw ;;w;; upon >w< an ;;w;; exiwe! x3 O >_< bwave sir! +UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe uWu in UwU Afwic both together; +xDD Mysewf ^.^ by with :3 a nyeedwe, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might uWu pwick +uWu The goew-back. Why ^-^ came xDD you from x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? +PISANIO. On :33 his >_> command. >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot suffew ;;w;; me +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to x3 the ;;w;; haven; left these >_> nyotes +Of >_> what ;;w;; commands UwU I >_> shouwd be x3 subject ^.^ to, +^w^ When't pleas'd xDD you to :33 empwoy x3 me. +QUEEN. This hath :33 been +uWu Youw faithfuw servant. UwU I dawe uWu way >_< minye honour +>w< He xDD wiww wemain :3 so. +PISANIO. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. +QUEEN. >_> Pway UwU wawk OwO awhiwe. +UwU IMOGEN. About x3 some half-hour hence, +>_> Pway xDD you speak with x3 me. >_> You UwU shaww uWu at least +Go >_> see x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU aboawd. For ÚwÚ this time OwO weave x3 me. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +;;w;; Bwitain. ^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew CLOTEN ÚwÚ and >w< two ;;w;; WOWDS + +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; advise xDD you to OwO shift :3 a shiwt; x3 the x3 viowence +of uWu action hath UwU made xDD you >_< week >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ sacwifice. Whewe ^w^ aiw x3 comes ^.^ out, +^w^ aiw x3 comes UwU in; there's >_< nyonye ^.^ abwoad UwU so whowesome >_< as :3 that xDD you ^w^ vent. +xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; If x3 my shirt :3 wewe x3 bwoody, xDD then to OwO shift :3 it. :3 Have UwU I ÚwÚ huwt him? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] :3 Nyo, xDD faith; nyot UwU so much >_< as :33 his OwO patience. +uWu FIWST WOWD. Huwt x3 him! ÚwÚ His body's :3 a x3 passabwe ^.^ cawcass >_> if ^.^ he be nyot +x3 huwt. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a thwoughfawe fow steew >_> if >w< it be nyot x3 huwt. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ His steew UwU was uWu in ;;w;; debt; >w< it OwO went ^.^ o' x3 th' back +x3 side x3 the xDD town. +xDD CWOTEN. uWu The viwwain ^.^ wouwd nyot stand x3 me. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] No; >_> but ^.^ he ^w^ fwed forward still, toward x3 youw +;;w;; face. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ;;w;; Stand you? >_> You uWu have ÚwÚ wand enough of x3 youw >_> own; >_> but ^.^ he +>_< added to x3 youw x3 having, uWu gave xDD you x3 some :33 gwound. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; As UwU many :33 inches >_< as xDD you uWu have OwO oceans. +>w< Puppies! +xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they xDD had nyot come ^-^ between >_> us. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ^w^ So ^.^ wouwd I, >w< tiww xDD you xDD had UwU measuw'd >w< how ^-^ wong :3 a +>w< foow xDD you :3 wewe ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 gwound. +xDD CWOTEN. xDD And :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd wuv ÚwÚ this fewwow, ÚwÚ and refuse me! +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If >w< it be :3 a x3 sin to >_< make :3 a true ^w^ ewection, ^.^ she >_> is +^w^ damn'd. +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU Siw, >_< as UwU I told xDD you awways, her beauty ÚwÚ and her :3 bwain OwO go +nyot together; ^w^ she's :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ sign, >_> but UwU I uWu have :3 seen UwU smaww wefwection +of her >_< wit. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] :33 She uWu shinyes nyot ;;w;; upon :3 foows, xDD west x3 the wefwection +>_> shouwd ÚwÚ huwt her. +xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Come, I'll to x3 my ^.^ chambew. Wouwd there xDD had :33 been x3 some ÚwÚ huwt +uWu donye! +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] UwU I ÚwÚ wish nyot so; ^w^ unwess >w< it xDD had :33 been x3 the faww of +>w< an ass, which >_> is nyo great x3 huwt. +xDD CWOTEN. You'll OwO go with us? +uWu FIWST WOWD. I'll >_< attend x3 youw wowdship. +xDD CWOTEN. Nyay, come, >_> wet's OwO go together. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +;;w;; Bwitain. CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew UwU IMOGEN ÚwÚ and :3 PISANyIO + +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou gwew'st >w< unto x3 the uWu showes ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 haven, +xDD And uWu questionyed'st every sail; >_> if ^.^ he >_> shouwd wwite, +xDD And UwU I nyot uWu have :33 it, >w< 'twewe :3 a paper :3 wost, +;;w;; As >_< offew'd xDD mewcy >w< is. >_> What UwU was x3 the >w< wast +:33 That ^.^ he x3 spake to thee? +PISANIO. ^.^ It ^-^ was: :33 his queen, :33 his ^.^ queen! +UwU IMOGEN. UwU Then :3 wav'd :33 his >w< handkewchief? +PISANIO. xDD And >w< kiss'd :33 it, UwU madam. +UwU IMOGEN. Senseless winyen, uWu happiew thewein than >_< I! +xDD And :3 that UwU was ÚwÚ aww? +PISANIO. :3 Nyo, x3 madam; fow UwU so ^-^ wong +;;w;; As ^.^ he couwd >_< make ;;w;; me with :33 his >_< eye, ow :3 cawe +;;w;; Distinguish ^.^ him from ^w^ othews, ^.^ he uWu did >_< keep +uWu The ^w^ deck, with glove, ow hat, ow handkerchief, +UwU Stiww xDD waving, >_< as x3 the ^w^ fits ÚwÚ and stiws >_> of's ^-^ mind +Could best express >w< how slow :33 his :3 souw saiw'd ;;w;; on, +How UwU swift :33 his ship. +UwU IMOGEN. ^.^ Thou shouwdst uWu have UwU made ^.^ him +;;w;; As xDD wittwe >_< as :3 a crow, ow UwU wess, ere left +;;w;; To after-eye ^.^ him. +PISANIO. uWu Madam, UwU so UwU I ^.^ did. +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have broke >_< minye ^.^ eyestwings, >_< cwack'd them >_> but +;;w;; To wook ;;w;; upon :3 him, >w< tiww x3 the diminution +Of xDD space xDD had :3 pointed ^.^ him ^-^ shawp >_< as x3 my OwO nyeedwe; +Nyay, fowwowed ^.^ him >w< tiww ^.^ he xDD had mewted from +uWu The :33 smawwnyess of :3 a gnyat to air, ÚwÚ and xDD then +:3 Have >_> tuwn'd >_< minye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and xDD wept. But, ÚwÚ good Pisanio, +x3 When UwU shaww ^.^ we hear from him? +PISANIO. ^w^ Be UwU assuw'd, UwU madam, +With :33 his :3 nyext vantage. +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I uWu did nyot OwO take x3 my OwO weave of :3 him, >_> but xDD had +:3 Most OwO pwetty ^.^ things to :3 say. Ere UwU I couwd tell ^.^ him +How UwU I ^.^ wouwd think on ^.^ him uWu at xDD cewtain >_> houws +>w< Such >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and such; ow UwU I couwd >_< make ^.^ him >_< sweaw +uWu The >_< shes of Italy >_> shouwd nyot ÚwÚ betway +Mine ÚwÚ intewest ÚwÚ and :33 his honour; ow uWu have :3 chawg'd :3 him, +At x3 the uWu sixth >_> houw of ^-^ mown, uWu at noon, uWu at midnight, +;;w;; T' x3 encountew ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ owisons, fow xDD then +UwU I ^w^ am uWu in heaven fow him; ow ere UwU I couwd +Give ^.^ him :3 that >w< pawting :3 kiss which UwU I xDD had uWu set +Betwixt >w< two OwO chawming wowds, x3 comes uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +xDD And ^.^ wike x3 the tywannyous :33 bweathing of x3 the ^.^ nyowth +OwO Shakes aww UwU ouw ^-^ buds from gwowing. + +Entew :3 a :3 WADY + +WADY. uWu The :3 Queen, UwU madam, +Desires x3 youw Highness' UwU company. +UwU IMOGEN. >w< Those ^.^ things UwU I bid xDD you UwU do, get them x3 dispatch'd. +UwU I xDD wiww >_< attend x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. +PISANIO. uWu Madam, UwU I >_< shaww. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +xDD Wome. PHILARIO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ^-^ PHIWAWIO, ^w^ IACHIMO, :3 a OwO FWENCHMAN, :3 a ^-^ DUTCHMAN, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ SPANyIAWD + +IACHIMO. :3 Bewieve :33 it, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him uWu in ;;w;; Bwitain. >w< He UwU was xDD then +of :3 a UwU cwescent :3 nyote, ^.^ expected to ^-^ pwuv UwU so ÚwÚ wowthy >_< as xDD since ^.^ he hath +:33 been UwU awwowed x3 the xDD nyame uWu of. OwO But UwU I couwd xDD then uWu have >_> wook'd on ^.^ him +^-^ without x3 the OwO hewp of admiration, ^w^ though x3 the ^-^ catawogue of :33 his +:33 endowments xDD had :33 been xDD tabwed ^.^ by :33 his side, ÚwÚ and UwU I to OwO pewuse ^.^ him ^.^ by +xDD items. +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. >_> You speak of ^.^ him when ^.^ he UwU was less OwO fuwnyish'd than nyow ^.^ he +>_> is with :3 that which x3 makes ^.^ him both ^-^ without ÚwÚ and x3 within. +>_> FWENCHMAN. UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him uWu in Fwance; ^.^ we xDD had xDD vewy UwU many there couwd +behowd x3 the sun with >_< as >w< fiwm eyes >_< as he. +IACHIMO. This ;;w;; mattew of OwO mawwying :33 his >_< king's ^w^ daughtew, wherein ^.^ he +^w^ must be xDD weighed rather ^.^ by her value than :33 his OwO own, wowds :3 him, UwU I +doubt >_> nyot, :3 a great deal from x3 the :3 mattew. +>_> FWENCHMAN. xDD And xDD then :33 his >_> banyishment. +IACHIMO. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 appwobation of UwU those :3 that xDD weep ÚwÚ this lamentable +:3 divowce :33 undew her cowouws OwO awe >_> wondewfuwwy to :3 extend :3 him, be >w< it +>_> but to fortify her ^.^ judgment, which >_> ewse >w< an ^w^ easy ^-^ battewy ^w^ might uWu way +flat, fow :3 taking :3 a beggar, ^-^ without less ÚwÚ quawity. OwO But >w< how x3 comes >w< it +^.^ he >_> is to ;;w;; sojouwn with you? How :3 cweeps :33 acquaintance? +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. ÚwÚ His >w< fathew ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 wewe ^-^ sowdiews together, to ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have +:33 been often bound fow nyo less than x3 my life. + +Entew POSTHUMUS + +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ^-^ Bwiton. Let ^.^ him be UwU so ^-^ entewtainyed amongst xDD you >_< as +^w^ suits with gentlemen of x3 youw x3 knyowing to :3 a stwangew of :33 his +ÚwÚ quawity. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you aww be xDD bettew ÚwÚ knyown to ÚwÚ this gentweman, +ÚwÚ whom UwU I ÚwÚ commend to xDD you >_< as :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 fwiend of ^w^ minye. How ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ he >_> is +UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave to appeaw heweaftew, rather than ^-^ stowy ^.^ him uWu in :33 his +UwU own ;;w;; heawing. +>_> FWENCHMAN. UwU Siw, ^.^ we uWu have ÚwÚ knyown togethew uWu in >_> Owweans. +:3 POSTHUMUS. Since when UwU I uWu have :33 been ÚwÚ debtow to xDD you fow ÚwÚ couwtesies, +which UwU I xDD wiww be OwO evew to x3 pay ÚwÚ and yet x3 pay xDD stiww. +>_> FWENCHMAN. UwU Siw, xDD you ^-^ o'ewwate x3 my poor kindness. UwU I UwU was uWu gwad UwU I uWu did +OwO atonye x3 my countwyman ÚwÚ and uWu you; >w< it xDD had :33 been pity xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have +:33 been put togethew with UwU so >w< mowtaw :3 a OwO puwpose >_< as xDD then >_< each :3 bowe, +;;w;; upon ;;w;; impowtance of UwU so :3 swight ÚwÚ and OwO twiviaw :3 a :33 nyatuwe. +:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ By x3 youw pardon, sir. UwU I UwU was xDD then :3 a xDD young traveller; +rather ;;w;; shunn'd to OwO go even with >_> what UwU I heard than uWu in x3 my every +uWu action to be UwU guided ^.^ by OwO othews' >w< expewiences; >_> but ;;w;; upon x3 my mended +judgment- >_> if UwU I ^-^ offend nyot to >_> say >w< it >_> is mended- x3 my ^-^ quawwew UwU was nyot +;;w;; awtogethew :3 swight. +>_> FWENCHMAN. Faith, :3 yes, to be put to x3 the ^-^ awbitwement of swowds, ÚwÚ and +^.^ by xDD such >w< two :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^.^ by aww likelihood uWu have confounded one x3 the +othew ow uWu have fall'n xDD both. +IACHIMO. UwU Can :33 we, with :3 mannyews, ^w^ ask >_> what UwU was x3 the ;;w;; diffewence? +>_> FWENCHMAN. ÚwÚ Safewy, UwU I UwU think. >_< 'Twas :3 a ;;w;; contention uWu in xDD pubwic, which +may, ^-^ without contradiction, suffew x3 the report. ^.^ It UwU was much ^.^ wike +>w< an :33 awgument :3 that UwU feww x3 out >w< wast night, :3 whewe >_< each of >_> us UwU feww uWu in +praise of UwU ouw countwy ^.^ mistwesses; ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman uWu at :3 that time +vouching- ÚwÚ and ;;w;; upon :33 wawwant of bwoody ^.^ affiwmation- :33 his to be ^.^ mowe +faiw, virtuous, >_< wise, chaste, constant, :33 quawified, ÚwÚ and less +uWu attemptabwe, than xDD any x3 the ^.^ wawest of UwU ouw ^.^ wadies uWu in Fwance. +IACHIMO. :33 That uWu wady >_> is nyot nyow >w< wiving, ow ÚwÚ this uWu gentweman's :33 opinyion, +^.^ by uWu this, wown OwO out. +:3 POSTHUMUS. :33 She ÚwÚ howds her viwtue still, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 my :33 mind. +IACHIMO. >_> You ^w^ must nyot UwU so uWu faw prefer her fore ouws of Italy. +:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu Being UwU so uWu faw ^.^ pwovok'd >_< as UwU I UwU was uWu in >_< Fwance, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^-^ abate +her uWu nyothing, ^w^ though UwU I pwofess mysewf her adorer, nyot her :3 fwiend. +IACHIMO. ;;w;; As >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 good- :3 a uWu kind of hand-in-hand comparison- +xDD had :33 been ^-^ something ^w^ too >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ too ÚwÚ good fow xDD any uWu wady uWu in ;;w;; Bwitain. +;;w;; If ^.^ she OwO went >w< befowe ;;w;; othews UwU I uWu have :3 seen >_< as :3 that >_> diamond of >_> youws +^-^ outwustwes UwU many UwU I uWu have uWu behewd, UwU I couwd nyot >_> but ^-^ bewieve ^.^ she +xDD excewwed UwU many; >_> but UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen x3 the UwU most >_< pwecious >_> diamond :3 that +;;w;; is, nor xDD you x3 the >_> wady. +:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I UwU pwais'd her >_< as UwU I :33 wated her. ^w^ So UwU do UwU I x3 my uWu stonye. +IACHIMO. >_> What UwU do xDD you >_> esteem >w< it at? +:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu Mowe than x3 the wowwd :3 enjoys. +IACHIMO. ^-^ Eithew x3 youw UwU unpawagon'd mistwess >_> is >_< dead, ow ^w^ she's +outpriz'd ^.^ by :3 a x3 twifwe. +:3 POSTHUMUS. >_> You OwO awe xDD mistaken: x3 the one OwO may be sold ow ^w^ given, >_> if there +:3 wewe weawth enough fow x3 the puwchase ow merit fow x3 the uWu gift; x3 the +othew >_> is nyot :3 a ^.^ thing fow UwU sawe, ÚwÚ and >w< onwy x3 the ^w^ gift of x3 the gods. +IACHIMO. >_< Which x3 the gods uWu have UwU given you? +:3 POSTHUMUS. >_< Which ^.^ by uWu theiw uWu gwaces UwU I xDD wiww keep. +IACHIMO. >_> You OwO may ^-^ weaw her uWu in ;;w;; titwe OwO youws; >_> but xDD you ^.^ knyow ;;w;; stwange fowl +>w< wight ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ nyeighbouwing ponds. uWu Youw OwO wing OwO may be :3 stow'n UwU too. ^w^ So +x3 youw ;;w;; bwace of :33 unpwizabwe uWu estimations, x3 the one >_> is >_> but frail ÚwÚ and +x3 the othew casual; :3 a x3 cunnying :33 thief, ow :3 a that-way-accompwish'd +couwtiew, ^.^ wouwd >_< hazawd x3 the winnying both of xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and last. +:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu Youw Italy x3 contains >_< nyonye UwU so ;;w;; accompwish'd :3 a couwtiew to +convince x3 the honour of x3 my ^-^ mistwess, >_> if uWu in x3 the uWu howding ow ^-^ woss of +:3 that xDD you term her frail. UwU I UwU do >_< nyothing doubt xDD you uWu have OwO stowe of +ÚwÚ thieves; >w< nyotwithstanding, UwU I feaw nyot x3 my wing. +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. Let >_> us OwO weave UwU hewe, >_< gentwemen. +:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU Siw, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. This ÚwÚ wowthy signior, UwU I >_> thank +:3 him, x3 makes nyo stwangew of OwO me; ^.^ we OwO awe ^.^ famiwiaw uWu at fiwst. +IACHIMO. With five times UwU so much ^w^ convewsation UwU I >_> shouwd get x3 gwound +of x3 youw >w< faiw mistress; >_< make her OwO go back even to x3 the yielding, xDD had +UwU I ÚwÚ admittance ÚwÚ and x3 oppowtunyity to :3 fwiend. +:3 POSTHUMUS. :3 Nyo, >w< nyo. +IACHIMO. UwU I dawe thereupon ^.^ pawn x3 the >_> moiety of x3 my estate to x3 youw +*hugs tightly* wing, ^w^ which, uWu in x3 my :33 opinyion, o'ervalues >w< it OwO something. OwO But UwU I >_< make +x3 my wagew rather OwO against x3 youw :3 confidence than her ÚwÚ weputation; x3 and, +to ^-^ baw x3 youw offence >w< hewein :3 too, UwU I x3 duwst x3 attempt >w< it OwO against xDD any +uWu wady uWu in x3 the wowwd. +:3 POSTHUMUS. >_> You OwO awe :3 a great deal UwU abus'd uWu in ^w^ too bold :3 a persuasion, +ÚwÚ and UwU I doubt nyot xDD you >_< sustain >_> what ;;w;; y'awe ÚwÚ wowthy of ^.^ by x3 youw attempt. +IACHIMO. x3 What's ^-^ that? +:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ A xDD wepuwse; ^w^ though x3 youw attempt, >_< as xDD you caww :33 it, OwO desewve +more- :3 a UwU punyishment UwU too. +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, enough of UwU this. ^.^ It ^-^ came uWu in ^w^ too uWu suddenwy; wet +>w< it ^-^ die >_< as >w< it UwU was born, ÚwÚ and UwU I pray xDD you be xDD bettew acquainted. +IACHIMO. Wouwd UwU I xDD had put x3 my estate ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO nyeighbouw's on x3 th' +:33 appwobation of >_> what UwU I uWu have spoke! +:3 POSTHUMUS. >_> What uWu wady ^.^ wouwd xDD you choose to OwO assaiw? +IACHIMO. OwO Youws, ÚwÚ whom uWu in >_> constancy xDD you think >w< stands UwU so ^w^ safe. UwU I xDD wiww +uWu way xDD you ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; ducats to x3 youw OwO wing :3 that, ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to x3 the +court :3 whewe x3 youw uWu wady ;;w;; is, with nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ advantage than x3 the +x3 oppowtunyity of :3 a second ÚwÚ confewence, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing from thence +:3 that honour of hews which xDD you imagine UwU so wesewv'd. +:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I xDD wiww xDD wage OwO against x3 youw ^.^ gowd, gowd to :3 it. OwO My OwO wing UwU I +howd uWu deaw >_< as x3 my >_> fingew; UwU 'tis ÚwÚ pawt of :3 it. +IACHIMO. >_> You OwO awe :3 a fwiend, ÚwÚ and thewein x3 the wiser. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU buy +;;w;; wadies' >w< fwesh uWu at :3 a miwwion :3 a OwO dwam, xDD you ;;w;; cannyot pwesewve >w< it from +^w^ tainting. OwO But UwU I >_> see xDD you uWu have x3 some :33 wewigion uWu in UwU you, :3 that xDD you ;;w;; feaw. +:3 POSTHUMUS. This >_> is >_> but :3 a ;;w;; custom uWu in x3 youw tongue; xDD you UwU beaw :3 a OwO gwavew +xDD puwpose, UwU I ^-^ hope. +IACHIMO. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< mastew of x3 my speeches, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd ^w^ undewgo UwU what's +spoken, UwU I OwO sweaw. +:3 POSTHUMUS. Will you? UwU I Shall >_> but xDD wend x3 my >_> diamond >w< tiww x3 youw wetuwn. +Let there be covenants drawn UwU between's. OwO My mistwess exceeds uWu in +xDD goodnyess x3 the hugenyess of x3 youw >_< unwowthy ÚwÚ thinking. UwU I dawe xDD you to +ÚwÚ this ^-^ match: hewe's x3 my wing. +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >w< it nyo lay. +IACHIMO. ^-^ By x3 the uWu gods, >w< it >_> is onye. ;;w;; If UwU I ;;w;; bwing xDD you nyo sufficient +testimony :3 that UwU I uWu have x3 enjoy'd x3 the deawest OwO bodiwy ÚwÚ pawt of x3 youw +^-^ mistwess, x3 my ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; ducats OwO awe OwO youws; UwU so >_> is x3 youw >_> diamond +UwU too. ;;w;; If UwU I come ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and OwO weave her uWu in xDD such honour >_< as xDD you uWu have +:33 twust x3 in, ^.^ she x3 youw ;;w;; jewew, ÚwÚ this x3 youw ;;w;; jewew, ÚwÚ and x3 my gowd OwO awe OwO youws- +x3 pwovided UwU I uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ commendation fow x3 my ^.^ mowe fwee >w< entewtainment. +:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I >_< embwace these :3 conditions; wet >_> us uWu have articles betwixt +>_> us. >w< Onwy, OwO thus uWu faw xDD you UwU shaww :33 answew: >_> if xDD you >_< make x3 youw ^w^ voyage ;;w;; upon +hew, ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me xDD diwectwy to understand xDD you uWu have uWu pwevaiw'd, UwU I ^w^ am +nyo further x3 youw enemy- ^.^ she >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth UwU ouw ÚwÚ debate; >_> if ^.^ she wemain +unseduc'd, xDD you nyot x3 making >w< it appeaw :33 othewwise, fow x3 youw :33 iww +opinyion ÚwÚ and x3 th' OwO assauwt xDD you uWu have UwU made to her ÚwÚ chastity xDD you UwU shaww +answew ;;w;; me with x3 youw ^-^ swowd. +IACHIMO. uWu Youw :33 hand- :3 a cuvnyant! We xDD wiww uWu have these ^.^ things uWu set down +^.^ by ÚwÚ wawfuw counsew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwaight OwO away fow ^-^ Bwitain, xDD west x3 the +^w^ bawgain >_> shouwd catch UwU cowd ÚwÚ and >w< stawve. UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch x3 my gowd ÚwÚ and +uWu have UwU ouw >w< two wagers wecowded. +:3 POSTHUMUS. OwO Agweed. Exeunt POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and uWu IACHIMO +>_> FWENCHMAN. Will ÚwÚ this OwO howd, think you? +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. :33 Signyiow OwO Iachimo xDD wiww nyot from :3 it. >_> Pway wet >_> us ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ 'em. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +;;w;; Bwitain. CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew xDD QUEEN, >w< WADIES, ÚwÚ and CORNELIUS + +QUEEN. Whiwes yet x3 the UwU dew's on ground, gathew UwU those >_> fwowews; +^-^ Make haste; who >_> has x3 the ^-^ nyote of them? +WADY. I, UwU madam. +QUEEN. Dispatch. Exeunt :3 WADIES +>_> Nyow, >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, uWu have xDD you ^.^ bwought UwU those ^.^ dwugs? +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. >w< Pweaseth x3 youw >w< Highnyess, ^w^ ay. :3 Hewe ;;w;; they awe, UwU madam. +x3 [Pwesenting :3 a :3 box] +OwO But UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, ^-^ without UwU offence- +OwO My >_> conscience UwU bids ;;w;; me ask- ^-^ whewefowe xDD you uWu have +x3 Commanded of ;;w;; me these UwU most OwO poisonyous uWu compounds +>_< Which OwO awe x3 the ^w^ muvws of :3 a >w< wanguishing UwU death, +But, ^w^ though swow, :3 deadwy? +QUEEN. UwU I OwO wondew, ÚwÚ Doctow, +^.^ Thou >_> ask'st ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a x3 question. :3 Have UwU I nyot :33 been +x3 Thy ^w^ pupiw long? Hast xDD thou nyot weawn'd ;;w;; me >w< how +;;w;; To >_< make pewfumes? ^-^ distiw? preserve? >w< yea, UwU so +:33 That UwU ouw great x3 king >_< himsewf xDD doth ^.^ woo ;;w;; me ;;w;; oft +For x3 my ^-^ confections? >_> Having OwO thus uWu faw pwoceeded- +OwO Unwess xDD thou think'st ;;w;; me devilish- :3 is't nyot :3 meet +:33 That UwU I uWu did ÚwÚ ampwify x3 my ^w^ judgment uWu in +;;w;; Othew ^.^ concwusions? UwU I xDD wiww >_> twy x3 the forces +Of these >w< thy uWu compounds on xDD such ^-^ cweatuwes >_< as +We ;;w;; count nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the ;;w;; hanging- >_> but >_< nyonye human- +;;w;; To >_> twy x3 the >_< vigouw of ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and apply +;;w;; Awwayments to uWu theiw ;;w;; act, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by them gathew +^-^ Theiw sevewaw uWu viwtues ÚwÚ and ^.^ effects. +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. uWu Youw >_> Highnyess +Shall from ÚwÚ this pwactice >_> but >_< make x3 hawd x3 youw heawt; +:33 Besides, x3 the ^-^ seeing these UwU effects xDD wiww be +UwU Both ^-^ nyoisome ÚwÚ and :3 infectious. +QUEEN. >_< O, :3 content thee. + +Entew :3 PISANyIO + +:3 [Aside] :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a flattering ^-^ wascaw; ;;w;; upon ^.^ him +Will UwU I xDD fiwst >w< wowk. He's fow :33 his ^.^ mastew, +^-^ An ;;w;; enyemy to x3 my ^w^ son.- How now, :33 Pisanyio! +ÚwÚ Doctow, x3 youw OwO sewvice fow ÚwÚ this time >_> is OwO ended; +^.^ Take x3 youw UwU own >_> way. +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I UwU do >_> suspect UwU you, x3 madam; +OwO But xDD you UwU shaww UwU do nyo harm. +QUEEN. :33 [To PISANIO] ^.^ Hawk ÚwÚ thee, :3 a OwO wowd. +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike her. :33 She xDD doth think ^.^ she >_> has +Stwange x3 wing'wing UwU poisons. UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow her ^-^ spiwit, +xDD And xDD wiww nyot :33 twust one of her malice with +^-^ A drug of xDD such damn'd :33 nyatuwe. >w< Those ^.^ she >_> has +Will stupefy ÚwÚ and dull x3 the sense awhiwe, +>_< Which xDD fiwst x3 pewchance ^.^ she'ww ^-^ pwuv on cats ÚwÚ and xDD dogs, +UwU Then >w< aftewwawd x3 up highew; >_> but there >_> is +No danger uWu in >_> what x3 show of :33 death >w< it ^.^ makes, +uWu Mowe than x3 the >_> wocking x3 up x3 the ;;w;; spiwits :3 a time, +;;w;; To be ^.^ mowe OwO fwesh, reviving. :33 She >_> is fool'd +With :3 a UwU most UwU fawse :33 effect; ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 the twuew +^w^ So to be UwU fawse with her. +QUEEN. No further sewvice, ÚwÚ Doctow, +Untiw UwU I >_> send fow thee. +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. UwU I x3 humbwy OwO take x3 my >_< weave. uWu Exit +QUEEN. uWu Weeps ^.^ she still, say'st thou? uWu Dost xDD thou think uWu in time +:33 She xDD wiww nyot OwO quench, ÚwÚ and wet instructions enter +Whewe >w< fowwy nyow possesses? Do xDD thou >w< wowk. +x3 When xDD thou shalt ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd ^.^ she loves x3 my x3 son, +I'll tell uWu thee on x3 the x3 instant xDD thou awt xDD then +;;w;; As great >_< as >_> is >w< thy mastew; ;;w;; gweatew, fow +ÚwÚ His fowtunyes aww >_< wie ÚwÚ speechwess, ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD nyame +Is uWu at >w< wast gasp. Return ^.^ he cannot, nor +Continue :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< is. ;;w;; To OwO shift :33 his ^.^ being +Is to :3 exchange one misery with another, +xDD And every day :3 that x3 comes x3 comes x3 comes to +^-^ A day's ^.^ wowk uWu in ^.^ him. >_> What shalt xDD thou >_< expect +;;w;; To be >_> dependew on :3 a ^.^ thing :3 that leans, +Who ;;w;; cannyot be x3 nyew built, nor >_> has nyo ^w^ fwiends +^w^ So much >_< as >_> but to :3 pwop him? +;;w;; [The >w< QUEEN ^.^ dwops x3 the xDD box. :3 PISANyIO UwU takes >w< it >_< up] +^.^ Thou :33 tak'st x3 up +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st nyot :3 what; >_> but OwO take >w< it fow >w< thy uWu wabouw. +^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing UwU I made, which hath x3 the ^w^ King +:3 Five times ^w^ wedeem'd from death. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow +>_> What >_> is ^.^ mowe cordial. Nyay, UwU I :33 pwithee OwO take uWu it; +^.^ It >_> is >w< an xDD eawnyest of :3 a further ÚwÚ good +:33 That UwU I >_> mean to thee. Teww >w< thy mistwess >w< how +uWu The case >w< stands with >w< hew; do't >_< as from thysewf. +^w^ Think >_> what :3 a chance xDD thou :3 changest xDD on; >_> but think +^.^ Thou x3 hast >w< thy mistwess stiww; to UwU boot, x3 my x3 son, +Who UwU shaww OwO take ÚwÚ nyotice of thee. I'll move x3 the ^w^ King +;;w;; To xDD any xDD shape of >w< thy pwefewment, xDD such +;;w;; As thou'lt desire; ÚwÚ and xDD then myself, UwU I chiefly, +:33 That uWu set uWu thee on to ÚwÚ this :3 desewt, ^w^ am bound +;;w;; To woad >w< thy merit ÚwÚ wichwy. ;;w;; Caww x3 my ^w^ women. +^w^ Think on x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. uWu Exit :3 PISANyIO +^-^ A sly ÚwÚ and ^w^ constant ^-^ knyave, +ÚwÚ Nyot to be ÚwÚ shak'd; x3 the agent fow :33 his ^.^ mastew, +xDD And x3 the :33 wemembwancew of her to howd +uWu The uWu hand-fast to her OwO wowd. UwU I uWu have UwU given ^.^ him :3 that +>_< Which, >_> if ^.^ he take, UwU shaww quite xDD unpeopwe her +Of leigers fow her sweet; ÚwÚ and which ^.^ she after, +UwU Except ^.^ she >w< bend her >_< humouw, UwU shaww be x3 assuw'd +;;w;; To >_> taste of UwU too. + +^.^ We-entew :3 PISANyIO ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES + +So, :3 so. Weww :33 donye, weww ^-^ donye. +uWu The :33 viowets, >_> cowswips, ÚwÚ and x3 the primroses, +ÚwÚ Beaw to x3 my >_> cwoset. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, Pisanyio; +^w^ Think on x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. Exeunt >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES +PISANIO. xDD And UwU shaww xDD do. +OwO But when to x3 my ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd UwU I ^-^ pwuv untrue +I'll >_< choke myself- there's aww I'll UwU do fow OwO you. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +;;w;; Bwitain. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew UwU IMOGEN awonye + +UwU IMOGEN. ^-^ A >w< fathew UwU cwuew ÚwÚ and :3 a step-dame x3 fawse; +^-^ A >_< foowish suitor to :3 a >w< wedded uWu wady +:33 That hath her :33 husband xDD banyish'd. >_< O, :3 that ÚwÚ husband! +OwO My supweme >_< cwown of xDD gwief! ÚwÚ and UwU those wepeated +^.^ Vexations of :3 it! xDD Had UwU I :33 been >_< thief-stow'n, +;;w;; As x3 my >w< two OwO bwothews, happy! >_> but UwU most >w< misewabwe +Is x3 the ^.^ desiwe ^w^ that's ;;w;; gwowious. Bwessed be ^w^ those, +How >_> mean OwO soe'ew, :3 that uWu have uWu theiw xDD honyest wiwws, +>_< Which seasons UwU comfowt. Who OwO may ÚwÚ this :3 be? uWu Fie! + +Entew :3 PISANyIO ÚwÚ and uWu IACHIMO + +PISANIO. uWu Madam, :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ gentweman of ÚwÚ Wome +UwU Comes from x3 my ;;w;; wowd with letters. +IACHIMO. Change UwU you, :33 madam? +uWu The ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ Weonyatus >_> is uWu in safety, +xDD And greets x3 youw >_> Highnyess deawwy. [Presents :3 a >_> wettew] +UwU IMOGEN. >_< Thanks, ÚwÚ good sir. +uWu You'we ^-^ kindwy x3 wewcome. +IACHIMO. :3 [Aside] All of her :3 that >_> is x3 out of doow UwU most wich! +;;w;; If ^.^ she be OwO fuwnyish'd with :3 a ^-^ mind UwU so wawe, +:33 She >_> is awonye x3 th' Arabian bird, ÚwÚ and UwU I +:3 Have wost x3 the ^-^ wagew. Boldness be x3 my >_> fwiend! +>w< Awm uWu me, audacity, from >_> head to xDD foot! +:3 Ow, ^.^ wike x3 the ÚwÚ Pawthian, UwU I UwU shaww uWu fwying fight; +Wathew, xDD diwectwy fwy. +UwU IMOGEN. [Weads] ^-^ 'He >_> is one of x3 the uWu nyobwest :3 nyote, to x3 whose +^-^ kindnyesses UwU I ^w^ am UwU most infinyitewy tied. >w< Wefwect ;;w;; upon ^.^ him +accordingly, >_< as xDD you value x3 youw :33 twust. WEONyATUS.' + +^w^ So uWu faw UwU I ^w^ wead awoud; +OwO But even x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; middwe of x3 my >_< heawt +Is x3 wawm'd ^.^ by x3 th' xDD west ÚwÚ and UwU takes >w< it thankfully. +>_> You OwO awe >_< as ;;w;; wewcome, ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ siw, >_< as UwU I +:3 Have wowds to bid uWu you; ÚwÚ and UwU shaww find >w< it UwU so +^w^ In aww :3 that UwU I ^.^ can xDD do. +IACHIMO. >_< Thanks, >_> faiwest >_> wady. +What, OwO awe ;;w;; men uWu mad? >_< Hath ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU given them eyes +;;w;; To >_> see ÚwÚ this x3 vauwted ^-^ awch ÚwÚ and x3 the rich crop +Of sea ÚwÚ and land, which ^.^ can distinguish 'twixt +uWu The fiery owbs :33 abuv ÚwÚ and x3 the twinn'd ^.^ stonyes +>_> Upon x3 the nyumbew'd >_> beach, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can ^.^ we nyot +xDD Pawtition >_< make with x3 spectacwes UwU so >_< pwecious +UwU 'Twixt >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ fouw? +UwU IMOGEN. >_> What x3 makes x3 youw x3 admiwation? +IACHIMO. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be :33 i' x3 th' >_< eye, fow >_< apes ÚwÚ and >_< monkeys, +UwU 'Twixt >w< two xDD such :3 shes, ^.^ wouwd :33 chattew ÚwÚ this uWu way ÚwÚ and +Contemn with xDD mows x3 the >w< othew; nor :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ judgment, +For ^.^ idiots uWu in ÚwÚ this case of ^.^ favouw ^.^ wouwd +^w^ Be wisely definite; nor :33 i' x3 th' x3 appetite; +uWu Swuttewy, to xDD such neat excewwence oppos'd, +Should >_< make ^.^ desiwe ^.^ vomit emptiness, +ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so allur'd to OwO feed. +UwU IMOGEN. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, trow? +IACHIMO. uWu The uWu cwoyed ;;w;; wiww- +:33 That x3 satiate yet :3 unsatisfied >_> desiwe, :3 that ^w^ tub +UwU Both :3 fiww'd ÚwÚ and running- ravening xDD fiwst x3 the lamb, +Longs ÚwÚ aftew fow x3 the xDD gawbage. +UwU IMOGEN. What, uWu deaw ^w^ siw, +^-^ Thus ^w^ waps you? ^w^ Awe xDD you ^.^ weww? +IACHIMO. >_< Thanks, x3 madam; ^-^ weww.- Beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, +Desire x3 my :33 man's >_< abode :3 whewe UwU I uWu did OwO weave ^.^ him. +He's ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and ^.^ peevish. +PISANIO. UwU I UwU was ^-^ going, ^w^ siw, +;;w;; To UwU give ^.^ him x3 wewcome. uWu Exit +UwU IMOGEN. :33 Continyues weww x3 my xDD wowd? ÚwÚ His ^.^ heawth :33 beseech you? +IACHIMO. xDD Weww, UwU madam. +UwU IMOGEN. Is ^.^ he uWu dispos'd to mirth? UwU I UwU hope ^.^ he >w< is. +IACHIMO. ;;w;; Exceeding >w< pweasant; >_< nyonye :3 a stwangew there +^w^ So ^.^ mewwy ÚwÚ and UwU so >_< gamesome. >w< He >_> is ^w^ caww'd +uWu The uWu Bwitain wevewwew. +UwU IMOGEN. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was OwO hewe +>w< He uWu did incline to xDD sadnyess, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ oft-times +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 knyowing :33 why. +IACHIMO. UwU I >_< nyevew saw ^.^ him OwO sad. +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a OwO Fwenchman :33 his >_< companyion, one +^-^ An eminyent monsieur :3 that, >w< it seems, much loves +^-^ A Gawwian girl uWu at >_> home. >w< He UwU fuwnyaces +uWu The thick :3 sighs from him; whiwes x3 the jowwy UwU Bwiton- +uWu Youw uWu wowd, UwU I >_< mean- ^-^ waughs ;;w;; fwom's fwee ;;w;; wungs, x3 cwies 'O, +UwU Can x3 my >w< sides OwO howd, to think :3 that >_> man- who xDD knyows +^-^ By history, wepowt, ow :33 his UwU own uWu pwoof, +>_> What OwO woman ;;w;; is, >w< yea, >_> what ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot choose +OwO But ^w^ must ^-^ be- >w< wiww's fwee >_> houws wanguish fow +Assuwed bondage?' +UwU IMOGEN. Will x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> say so? +IACHIMO. Ay, UwU madam, with :33 his eyes uWu in flood with uWu waughtew. +^.^ It >_> is :3 a recreation to be ^.^ by +xDD And hear ^.^ him ÚwÚ mock x3 the xDD Fwenchman. OwO But heavens ^.^ knyow +;;w;; Some ;;w;; men OwO awe much to blame. +UwU IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD he, UwU I ^-^ hope. +IACHIMO. ÚwÚ Nyot he; >_> but yet heaven's >_> bounty uWu towawds ^.^ him ^w^ might +^w^ Be ;;w;; us'd ^.^ mowe thankfully. ^w^ In himsewf, UwU 'tis >_> much; +^w^ In UwU you, which UwU I :33 account his, ^w^ beyond aww xDD tawents. +Whilst UwU I ^w^ am bound to OwO wondew, UwU I ^w^ am bound +;;w;; To pity UwU too. +UwU IMOGEN. >_> What UwU do xDD you pity, UwU siw? +IACHIMO. Two ^-^ cweatuwes heawtiwy. +UwU IMOGEN. ^w^ Am UwU I one, UwU siw? +>_> You wook on ;;w;; me: >_> what wreck discewn xDD you uWu in ;;w;; me +>_> Desewves x3 youw x3 pity? +IACHIMO. Lamentable! What, +;;w;; To hide ;;w;; me from x3 the OwO wadiant sun ÚwÚ and sowace +xDD I' x3 th' >_< dungeon ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ snyuff? +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, +Deliver with ^.^ mowe :3 opennyess x3 youw ^-^ answews +;;w;; To x3 my ÚwÚ demands. Why UwU do xDD you pity me? +IACHIMO. :33 That ;;w;; othews UwU do, +UwU I UwU was about to say, ^.^ enjoy your- OwO But +^.^ It >_> is >w< an ^.^ office of x3 the gods to >_< venge :33 it, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< minye to speak ^.^ on't. +UwU IMOGEN. >_> You UwU do xDD seem to ^.^ knyow +xDD Something of uWu me, ow >_> what uWu concewns OwO me; pray :3 you- +Since ÚwÚ doubting ^.^ things OwO go :33 iww often OwO huwts ^.^ mowe +Than to be >_< suwe ;;w;; they do; fow >_> cewtainties +^-^ Eithew OwO awe x3 past >_> wemedies, or, timely ^w^ knyowing, +uWu The wemedy xDD then bown- OwO discuvw to ;;w;; me +>_> What both xDD you ^w^ spuw ÚwÚ and ^-^ stop. +IACHIMO. xDD Had UwU I ÚwÚ this >_< cheek +;;w;; To ^.^ bathe x3 my lips xDD upon; ÚwÚ this uWu hand, x3 whose xDD touch, +>_< Whose every xDD touch, ^.^ wouwd force x3 the ^w^ feewew's :3 souw +;;w;; To x3 th' ^-^ oath of loyalty; ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ object, which +Takes ÚwÚ pwisonyew x3 the >w< wiwd >_> motion of >_< minye >_< eye, +>_< Fixing >w< it >w< onwy ^.^ hewe; >_> shouwd I, damn'd >w< then, +x3 Swavew with lips >_< as ^w^ common >_< as x3 the >_< staiws +:33 That ^-^ mount x3 the Capitow; ^w^ join :3 gwipes with ^.^ hands +Made x3 hawd with hourly :33 fawsehood- UwU fawsehood >_< as +With ^w^ wabouw; xDD then by-peeping uWu in >w< an ^w^ eye +>w< Base ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ iwwustwious >_< as x3 the >w< smoky >w< wight +>w< That's ÚwÚ fed with >w< stinking :33 tawwow- >w< it :3 wewe ;;w;; fit +:33 That aww x3 the plagues of heww >_> shouwd uWu at one time +>_< Encountew xDD such revolt. +UwU IMOGEN. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, +x3 Has fowgot ;;w;; Bwitain. +IACHIMO. xDD And himself. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU I +;;w;; Incwin'd to ÚwÚ this ^.^ intewwigence pwonyounce +uWu The :33 beggawy of :33 his uWu change; >_> but UwU 'tis x3 youw uWu gwaces +:33 That from x3 my x3 mutest >_> conscience to x3 my >_> tongue +Chawms ÚwÚ this wepowt OwO out. +UwU IMOGEN. Let ;;w;; me hear nyo more. +IACHIMO. x3 O deawest x3 souw, x3 youw cause xDD doth strike x3 my >_< heawt +With pity :3 that xDD doth >_< make ;;w;; me sick! ^-^ A uWu wady +^w^ So faiw, ÚwÚ and xDD fasten'd to >w< an empewy, +Wouwd >_< make x3 the gweat'st x3 king double, to be OwO pawtnyew'd +With ^.^ tomboys xDD hiw'd with :3 that self >_> exhibition +>_< Which x3 youw UwU own >_< coffews >w< yiewd! with OwO diseas'd :3 ventuwes +:33 That :33 pway with aww infiwmities fow gowd +>_< Which rottenness ^.^ can xDD wend nyatuwe! xDD such ÚwÚ boiw'd ^w^ stuff +;;w;; As weww ^w^ might x3 poison OwO poison! ^w^ Be >w< weveng'd; +:33 Ow ^.^ she :3 that bore xDD you UwU was nyo queen, ÚwÚ and xDD you +uWu Wecoiw from x3 youw great :3 stock. +UwU IMOGEN. Reveng'd? +How >_> shouwd UwU I be uWu weveng'd? ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be UwU twue- +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have xDD such :3 a >_< heawt :3 that both >_< minye OwO eaws +:3 Must nyot uWu in ^.^ haste ^w^ abuse- >_> if >w< it be ^-^ twue, +How >_> shouwd UwU I be uWu weveng'd? +IACHIMO. Should ^.^ he >_< make ;;w;; me +Wive ^.^ wike Diana's priest betwixt UwU cowd UwU sheets, +Whiwes ^.^ he >_> is xDD vauwting ^.^ vawiabwe ramps, +^w^ In x3 youw ÚwÚ despite, ;;w;; upon x3 youw :33 puwse? xDD Wevenge :3 it. +UwU I dedicate mysewf to x3 youw x3 sweet x3 pweasuwe, +uWu Mowe x3 nyobwe than :3 that >w< wunyagate to x3 youw ^.^ bed, +xDD And xDD wiww >w< continyue ÚwÚ fast to x3 youw :33 affection, +UwU Stiww ^-^ cwose >_< as >_> suwe. +UwU IMOGEN. >_> What :3 ho, :33 Pisanyio! +IACHIMO. Let ;;w;; me x3 my OwO sewvice xDD tendew on x3 youw x3 wips. +UwU IMOGEN. >_> Away! UwU I UwU do >_< condemn >_< minye OwO eaws :3 that uWu have +^w^ So ^-^ wong ^w^ attended thee. ;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt >_> honyouwabwe, +^.^ Thou wouldst uWu have told ÚwÚ this xDD tawe fow virtue, nyot +For xDD such >w< an >w< end xDD thou uWu seek'st, >_< as UwU base >_< as x3 stwange. +^.^ Thou wrong'st :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman who >_> is >_< as uWu faw +Fwom >w< thy wepowt >_< as xDD thou from honour; ÚwÚ and +^.^ Sowicits OwO hewe :3 a uWu wady :3 that >_< disdains +uWu Thee ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ deviw alike.- >_> What :3 ho, Pisanio!- +uWu The ^w^ King x3 my >w< fathew UwU shaww be UwU made >_> acquainted +Of >w< thy xDD assauwt. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU shaww think >w< it ;;w;; fit +^-^ A ^w^ saucy stwangew uWu in :33 his court to mart +;;w;; As uWu in :3 a Womish stew, ÚwÚ and to >_< expound +ÚwÚ His OwO beastwy ^-^ mind to us, ^.^ he hath :3 a court +>w< He xDD wittwe ÚwÚ cawes for, ÚwÚ and :3 a daughter who +>w< He nyot UwU wespects uWu at :33 aww.- >_> What :3 ho, :33 Pisanyio! +IACHIMO. x3 O ^w^ happy Leonatus! UwU I OwO may >_> say +uWu The cwedit :3 that >w< thy uWu wady hath of uWu thee +>_> Desewves >w< thy ^w^ twust, ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU most :3 pewfect xDD goodnyess +:3 Hew x3 assuw'd >w< cwedit. Bwessed ^w^ wive xDD you long, +^-^ A uWu wady to x3 the x3 wowthiest ^w^ siw :3 that OwO evew +Country ^w^ caww'd his! ÚwÚ and xDD you :33 his ^-^ mistwess, >w< onwy +For x3 the UwU most x3 wowthiest ^-^ fit! Give ;;w;; me x3 youw pardon. +UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke ÚwÚ this to ^.^ knyow >_> if x3 youw :33 affiance +^.^ Wewe deepwy >_> wooted, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww >_< make x3 youw ;;w;; wowd +:33 That which ^.^ he >_> is x3 nyew o'ew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is one +uWu The uWu twuest ^-^ mannyew'd, xDD such :3 a >w< howy >w< witch +:33 That ^.^ he >_> enchants >_< societies x3 into :3 him, +>_> Hawf aww men's heawts OwO awe ÚwÚ his. +UwU IMOGEN. >_> You >_< make >_> amends. +IACHIMO. >w< He >_> sits ^w^ 'mongst ;;w;; men ^.^ wike :3 a >_> descended UwU god: +>w< He hath :3 a uWu kind of honour :33 sets ^.^ him of +uWu Mowe than :3 a >w< mowtaw >_< seeming. ^w^ Be nyot ;;w;; angwy, +:3 Most ^-^ mighty xDD Pwincess, :3 that UwU I uWu have ^-^ adventuw'd +;;w;; To >_> twy x3 youw :3 taking of :3 a UwU fawse wepowt, which hath +OwO Honyouw'd with confirmation x3 youw great ^w^ judgment +^w^ In x3 the UwU ewection of :3 a ^w^ siw UwU so wawe, +>_< Which xDD you ^.^ knyow ;;w;; cannyot eww. uWu The wuv UwU I UwU beaw ^.^ him +Made ;;w;; me to >_> fan xDD you ^.^ thus; >_> but x3 the gods UwU made UwU you, +:33 Unwike aww ^w^ othews, >_> chaffwess. >_> Pway x3 youw pardon. +UwU IMOGEN. ^-^ Aww's weww, siw; OwO take x3 my pow'w :33 i' x3 th' court fow x3 youws. +IACHIMO. OwO My humble :33 thanks. UwU I xDD had almost fowgot +;;w;; T' entweat x3 youw Gwace >_> but uWu in :3 a UwU smaww ÚwÚ wequest, +xDD And yet of x3 moment :3 too, fow >w< it uWu concewns +uWu Youw wowd; mysewf ÚwÚ and othew x3 nyobwe ^w^ fwiends +^w^ Awe OwO pawtnyews uWu in x3 the business. +UwU IMOGEN. >_> Pway >_> what is't? +IACHIMO. ;;w;; Some ^.^ dozen Romans of us, ÚwÚ and x3 youw wowd- +uWu The best ÚwÚ feathew of UwU ouw x3 wing- uWu have >w< mingwed uWu sums +;;w;; To UwU buy :3 a xDD pwesent fow x3 the OwO Empewow; +>_< Which I, x3 the factow fow x3 the ^-^ west, uWu have donye +^w^ In Fwance. 'Tis pwate of OwO wawe >_< device, ÚwÚ and :3 jewews +Of rich ÚwÚ and exquisite ÚwÚ fowm, uWu theiw :3 vawues gweat; +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ something >w< cuwious, ^.^ being >_> stwange, +;;w;; To uWu have them uWu in >_< safe >_< stowage. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease xDD you +;;w;; To OwO take them uWu in protection? +UwU IMOGEN. :3 Wiwwingwy; +xDD And ^.^ pawn >_< minye honour fow uWu theiw >w< safety. Since +OwO My ;;w;; wowd hath ÚwÚ intewest uWu in ÚwÚ them, UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep them +^w^ In x3 my ÚwÚ bedchambew. +IACHIMO. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu in :3 a ;;w;; twunk, +Attended ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ men. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make bold +;;w;; To >_> send them to xDD you >w< onwy fow ÚwÚ this ^w^ nyight; +UwU I ^w^ must OwO aboawd ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +UwU IMOGEN. >_< O, no, >w< nyo. +IACHIMO. Yes, UwU I beseech; ow UwU I UwU shaww showt x3 my ;;w;; wowd +^-^ By ^w^ wength'nying x3 my wetuwn. Fwom Gawwia +UwU I cwoss'd x3 the seas on OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and on promise +;;w;; To >_> see x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw OwO pains. +OwO But nyot OwO away ^.^ to-mowwow! +IACHIMO. >_< O, UwU I ;;w;; must, UwU madam. +Therefore UwU I UwU shaww :33 beseech UwU you, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease +;;w;; To x3 gweet x3 youw ;;w;; wowd with writing, do't to-night. +UwU I uWu have outstood x3 my time, which >_> is matewiaw +uWu 'To x3 th' xDD tendew of UwU ouw :33 pwesent. +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I xDD wiww write. +>_< Send x3 youw UwU twunk to OwO me; >w< it UwU shaww >_< safe be :33 kept +xDD And :33 twuwy yiewded OwO you. uWu You'we xDD vewy x3 wewcome. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +;;w;; Bwitain. ^.^ Befowe CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew CLOTEN ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< two ;;w;; WOWDS + +xDD CWOTEN. Was there OwO evew x3 man xDD had xDD such OwO wuck! x3 When UwU I >w< kiss'd x3 the UwU jack, +;;w;; upon >w< an ^.^ up-cast to be ;;w;; hit away! UwU I xDD had :3 a :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound ^-^ on't; ÚwÚ and +xDD then :3 a UwU whoweson jackanyapes ^w^ must OwO take ;;w;; me x3 up fow uWu sweawing, >_< as >_> if UwU I +bowwowed >_< minye >w< oaths of :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^w^ might nyot spend them uWu at x3 my +pleasure. +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> What ^w^ got ^.^ he ^.^ by ^-^ that? >_> You uWu have broke :33 his OwO pate with x3 youw +boww. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If :33 his wit xDD had :33 been ^.^ wike ^.^ him :3 that broke :33 it, >w< it +^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< wun aww OwO out. +xDD CWOTEN. x3 When :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is uWu dispos'd to x3 sweaw, >w< it >_> is nyot fow xDD any +standers-by to ^.^ cuwtaiw :33 his :33 oaths. ÚwÚ Ha? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 Nyo, x3 my wowd; :3 [Aside] nor crop x3 the OwO eaws of OwO them. +xDD CWOTEN. :33 Whoweson dog! UwU I UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ satisfaction? Wouwd ^.^ he xDD had :33 been +one of x3 my rank! +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To uWu have smeww'd ^.^ wike :3 a xDD foow. +xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ^w^ am nyot vex'd ^.^ mowe uWu at ;;w;; anything uWu in x3 th' ;;w;; eawth. ^-^ A uWu pox x3 on't! UwU I +xDD had rather nyot be UwU so x3 nyobwe >_< as UwU I am; ;;w;; they dawe nyot >w< fight with uWu me, +uWu because of x3 the xDD Queen x3 my x3 mothew. Evewy jackslave hath :33 his >_> bewwyfuw +of fighting, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must OwO go x3 up ÚwÚ and down ^.^ wike :3 a >_> cock :3 that >w< nyobody +^.^ can match. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] >_> You OwO awe >_> cock ÚwÚ and ^.^ capon :3 too; ÚwÚ and xDD you crow, +^w^ cock, with x3 youw ^w^ comb :3 on. +xDD CWOTEN. ^w^ Sayest thou? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ It >_> is nyot ;;w;; fit x3 youw OwO wowdship >_> shouwd undewtake every +>_< companyion :3 that xDD you UwU give offence ;;w;; to. +xDD CWOTEN. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 that; >_> but >w< it >_> is ;;w;; fit UwU I >_> shouwd :3 commit offence to +x3 my infewiows. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Ay, >w< it >_> is ;;w;; fit fow x3 youw OwO wowdship onwy. +xDD CWOTEN. Why, UwU so UwU I :3 say. +uWu FIWST WOWD. Did xDD you hear of :3 a stwangew ^w^ that's come to court +:3 to-nyight? +xDD CWOTEN. ^-^ A uWu stwangew, ÚwÚ and UwU I nyot ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ on't? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] He's :3 a ;;w;; stwange fewwow himsewf, ÚwÚ and xDD knyows >w< it not. -OwO FIWST LORD. There's OwO an >w< Itawian xDD come, :3 and, 'tis thought, ^-^ onye >_> of -Leonatus' >_< fwiends. -CWOTEN. >w< Weonyatus? OwO A banish'd :33 wascaw; ÚwÚ and :33 he's another, >_> whatsoevew -^.^ he UwU be. OwO Who told you >_> of :3 this stranger? -OwO FIWST LORD. >_< Onye >_> of >_> youw :33 wowdship's pages. -CWOTEN. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 fit I went ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO him? ^-^ Is there nyo dewogation -:3 in't? -x3 SECOND LORD. You cannyot >w< dewogate, my :33 wowd. -CWOTEN. :3 Nyot >_< easiwy, I uWu think. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] You awe :3 a OwO foow gwanted; OwO thewefowe >_> youw >w< issues, -being UwU foowish, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 dewogate. -CWOTEN. ^w^ Come, I'll >w< go UwU see :3 this ^-^ Itawian. What I ^.^ have lost OwO to-day at -bowls I'll ^.^ win ^.^ to-nyight >_> of >_> him. ^w^ Come, ^.^ go. -x3 SECOND LORD. I'll ^.^ attend >_> youw >_> wowdship. ->_< Exeunt >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and OwO FIWST LORD -:33 That such :3 a crafty ^w^ deviw as :3 is his mothew -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the x3 wowwd :3 this ^w^ ass! OwO A ^-^ woman UwU that -Bears >w< aww ;;w;; down with xDD hew brain; ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD hew :3 son -Cannyot UwU take two ^-^ fwom :33 twenty, uWu fow his xDD heawt, -And xDD weave :33 eighteen. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow princess, -Thou >_< divinye :33 Imogen, what :3 thou >_> enduw'st, -ÚwÚ Betwixt :3 a fathew uWu by >w< thy :33 step-dame guvwn'd, -OwO A mothew houwwy ^.^ coinying pwots, :3 a wooew -Mowe ^-^ hatefuw than OwO the ;;w;; fouw expuwsion :3 is -x3 Of >w< thy dear xDD husband, than UwU that horrid ^.^ act -x3 Of OwO the divorce he'd ;;w;; make! The uWu heavens howd ^w^ fiwm -The >_< wawws >_> of >w< thy dear xDD honyouw, ^-^ keep OwO unshak'd -:33 That :3 tempwe, >w< thy fair UwU mind, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ stand -^.^ T' enjoy >w< thy banish'd lord ÚwÚ and :3 this gweat wand! Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -x3 Bwitain. ^-^ IMOGEN'S ;;w;; bedchambew in :3 CYMBEWINyE'S OwO pawace; :3 a twunk in ^-^ onye >_< cownyew - -x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN in xDD hew :33 bed, ÚwÚ and :3 a LADY :33 attending - -^-^ IMOGEN. >w< Who's thewe? UwU My ^-^ woman? Helen? -ÚwÚ WADY. UwU Pwease you, ÚwÚ madam. -^-^ IMOGEN. What hour :3 is it? -ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Awmost UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ madam. -^-^ IMOGEN. I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead three ^w^ houws xDD then. Minye eyes awe weak; -xDD Fowd ;;w;; down OwO the weaf xDD whewe I ^.^ have left. ÚwÚ To bed. -;;w;; Take ^.^ nyot away OwO the ^w^ tapew, xDD weave ^.^ it buwnying; -And ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst :33 awake uWu by ;;w;; fouw o' th' clock, -I ÚwÚ pwithee caww >_> me. ^w^ Sweep ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd me wholly. Exit LADY -ÚwÚ To >_> youw >w< pwotection I ÚwÚ commend uWu me, xDD gods. -From fairies ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> temptews >_> of OwO the night -Guard uWu me, uWu beseech :33 ye! -xDD [Sweeps. uWu IACHIMO comes ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 twunk] -^-^ IACHIMO. The ;;w;; cwickets sing, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ man's >w< o'ew-wabouw'd :33 sense -Wepaiws itsewf uWu by ^-^ west. Our UwU Tawquin ;;w;; thus -OwO Did softwy press OwO the wushes ewe ^.^ he xDD waken'd -The uWu chastity ^.^ he wounded. :33 Cythewea, -OwO How bravely :3 thou ^w^ becom'st >w< thy bed! ^.^ fwesh wiwy, -And whiter than OwO the :3 sheets! :33 That I UwU might ÚwÚ touch! -But kiss; ^-^ onye :3 kiss! Wubies unpawagon'd, -OwO How dearly uWu they ;;w;; do't! ^.^ 'Tis xDD hew breathing UwU that -^.^ Pewfumes OwO the ;;w;; chambew OwO thus. The flame o' th' x3 tapew -Bows towawd xDD hew ÚwÚ and would >_< undew-peep xDD hew >_< wids -ÚwÚ To UwU see th' enclosed lights, :3 nyow xDD canyopied -^.^ Undew ^.^ these uWu windows >_> white ÚwÚ and ^w^ azuwe, wac'd -x3 With blue >_> of >_< heaven's >_> own ;;w;; tinct. But my x3 design -ÚwÚ To ^-^ nyote OwO the ^.^ chambew. I uWu wiww wwite >w< aww >_< down: -Such ÚwÚ and such pictuwes; there OwO the window; such -^-^ Th' xDD adownment >_> of xDD hew ^-^ bed; OwO the OwO awwas, ^.^ figuwes- -ÚwÚ Why, such ÚwÚ and ;;w;; such; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu contents o' th' >_< stowy. -xDD Ah, uWu but >w< some :3 nyatuwaw :3 nyotes about xDD hew ÚwÚ body -OwO Abuv >w< ten ^w^ thousand meaner movabwes -Wouwd testify, x3 t' UwU enwich >_< minye OwO inventowy. -:3 O >w< sweep, :3 thou ape >_> of >_< death, lie :33 duww x3 upon her! -And >w< be xDD hew :33 sense uWu but as :3 a monument, -ÚwÚ Thus in :3 a >w< chapew ÚwÚ wying! Come OwO off, come off; -[Taking x3 off xDD hew OwO bwacewet] -UwU As >w< swippewy as OwO the ;;w;; Gowdian knot ÚwÚ was hawd! -^.^ 'Tis mine; ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu wiww witness outwardly, -UwU As stwongwy as OwO the ;;w;; conscience OwO does ÚwÚ within, -ÚwÚ To th' ÚwÚ madding >_> of xDD hew :33 wowd. uWu On xDD hew weft uWu bweast -OwO A ^-^ mowe ;;w;; cinque-spotted, >_< wike OwO the :3 cwimson ^.^ dwops -uWu I' th' xDD bottom >_> of :3 a :3 cowswip. Here's :3 a ;;w;; vouchew -Stronger than >w< evew OwO waw :33 couwd make; :3 this >w< secwet -uWu Wiww x3 fowce him ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have pick'd OwO the ^-^ wock ÚwÚ and ta'en -The >_> tweasuwe >_> of xDD hew honyouw. :3 Nyo more. ÚwÚ To what :33 end? -UwU Why shouwd I wwite :3 this ;;w;; down that's :3 wiveted, -uWu Scwew'd ^-^ to my memory? She ;;w;; hath >_< been reading ^.^ wate -The xDD tawe >_> of :3 Teweus; here OwO the leaf's tuwn'd ;;w;; down -:3 Whewe Phiwomew >_> gave :33 up. I ^.^ have ^w^ enyough. -ÚwÚ To th' twunk uWu again, ÚwÚ and OwO shut OwO the spwing >_> of it. -x3 Swift, xDD swift, you dragons >_> of OwO the night, UwU that dawnying -May x3 bawe OwO the >_> waven's xDD eye! I lodge in fear; -^-^ Though :3 this :3 a ^w^ heavenwy angew, heww :3 is here. [Clock >w< stwikes] ->w< Onye, ^-^ two, xDD thwee. Time, UwU time! Exit OwO into OwO the twunk - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -:3 CYMBEWINyE'S palace. An >_< ante-chambew adjoinying ^-^ IMOGEN'S apartments - -x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and LORDS - -OwO FIWST LORD. Your ^.^ wowdship :3 is OwO the UwU most uWu patient man in loss, OwO the UwU most -^.^ cowdest UwU that >w< evew tuwn'd OwO up ace. -CWOTEN. ^w^ It would ^-^ make ^-^ any man x3 cowd ^-^ to lose. -OwO FIWST LORD. But ^.^ nyot every man uWu patient aftew OwO the x3 nyobwe uWu tempew >_> of ->_> youw >_> wowdship. You awe UwU most ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ^-^ fuwious when you win. -CWOTEN. ÚwÚ Winnying uWu wiww >w< put ^-^ any man OwO into ^.^ couwage. >w< If I :33 couwd >_< get :3 this -foowish :33 Imogen, I shouwd ^.^ have gold ^w^ enyough. ÚwÚ It's ^w^ awmost morning, -:3 is't not? -OwO FIWST LORD. OwO Day, my :33 wowd. -CWOTEN. I would :3 this music would come. I x3 am advised ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD hew -music :3 a mownyings; uWu they uWu say ^.^ it uWu wiww penyetwate. - -x3 Entew xDD musicians - -Come OwO on, ^.^ tunye. >w< If you can ^-^ penyetwate xDD hew with >_> youw fingering, ÚwÚ so. ->w< We'ww twy with :33 tongue ^w^ too. >w< If UwU nyonye uWu wiww uWu do, let xDD hew ^.^ wemain; uWu but -I'll never ^w^ give o'er. First, :3 a vewy excellent x3 good-conceited -uWu thing; aftew, :3 a OwO wondewfuw ^w^ sweet :3 aiw, with ^.^ admiwabwe rich uWu wowds ^-^ to ->_> it- ÚwÚ and then let xDD hew consider. - -SONG - -Hawk, xDD hawk! OwO the lark at >_< heaven's xDD gate :3 sings, -And ÚwÚ Phoebus >w< 'gins awise, -His steeds ^-^ to >w< watew at x3 those spwings -uWu On >_> chawic'd >_> fwow'ws UwU that wies; -And ^w^ winking ^w^ Mawy-buds begin -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; ope theiw gowden OwO eyes. -x3 With OwO evewything UwU that pwetty uWu bin, -UwU My wady ;;w;; sweet, >_< awise; -UwU Awise, arise! - -UwU So, >_< get you gone. >w< If :3 this ^w^ penyetwate, I uWu wiww consider >_> youw music -OwO the bettew; ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a OwO vice in xDD hew ears ;;w;; which -horsehairs ÚwÚ and :3 cawves' ÚwÚ guts, :3 nyow OwO the >w< voice >_> of :3 unpaved OwO eunyuch ^-^ to -xDD boot, can never amend. >_< Exeunt xDD musicians - -x3 Entew >_< CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN - -x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the King. -CWOTEN. I x3 am ^.^ gwad I ÚwÚ was OwO up OwO so :3 wate, uWu fow that's OwO the reason I ÚwÚ was OwO up -OwO so ;;w;; eawwy. ÚwÚ He cannyot OwO choose uWu but UwU take :3 this service I ^.^ have x3 donye -fathewwy.- Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my >_< gwacious mother. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. x3 Attend you here OwO the xDD doow >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< stewn ^.^ daughtew? -uWu Wiww ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowth? -CWOTEN. I ^.^ have >_< assaiw'd xDD hew with musics, uWu but ^.^ she vouchsafes nyo +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> Thewe's >w< an Itawian come, x3 and, UwU 'tis ^-^ thought, one of +^.^ Weonyatus' fwiends. +xDD CWOTEN. ÚwÚ Weonyatus? ^-^ A banyish'd ^-^ wascaw; ÚwÚ and uWu he's another, ^-^ whatsoevew +^.^ he >w< be. Who told xDD you of ÚwÚ this >_> stwangew? +uWu FIWST WOWD. x3 Onye of x3 youw :3 wowdship's ^-^ pages. +xDD CWOTEN. Is >w< it ;;w;; fit UwU I OwO went to wook ;;w;; upon him? Is there nyo ^-^ dewogation +in't? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot >_< dewogate, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD CWOTEN. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> easiwy, UwU I UwU think. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] >_> You OwO awe :3 a >w< foow gwanted; >_< thewefowe x3 youw x3 issues, +^.^ being :33 foowish, UwU do nyot :33 dewogate. +xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Come, I'll OwO go >_> see ÚwÚ this ^.^ Itawian. >_> What UwU I uWu have wost ^w^ to-day uWu at +^.^ bowws I'll x3 win ^.^ to-nyight of ^.^ him. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ go. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. I'll >_< attend x3 youw wowdship. +Exeunt CLOTEN ÚwÚ and uWu FIWST >w< WOWD +:33 That xDD such :3 a ^-^ cwafty ^.^ deviw >_< as >_> is :33 his mothew +Should yield x3 the wowwd ÚwÚ this ^w^ ass! ^-^ A OwO woman :3 that +:33 Beaws aww down with her bwain; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this her >_< son +UwU Cannyot OwO take >w< two from twenty, fow :33 his uWu heawt, +xDD And OwO weave eighteen. ÚwÚ Awas, poor pwincess, +^.^ Thou divine x3 Imogen, >_> what xDD thou endur'st, +Betwixt :3 a >w< fathew ^.^ by >w< thy step-dame govern'd, +^-^ A mothew hourly xDD coinying OwO pwots, :3 a wooew +uWu Mowe hateful than x3 the fouw x3 expuwsion >_> is +Of >w< thy uWu deaw ^.^ husband, than :3 that >_> howwid ;;w;; act +Of x3 the :3 divowce >w< he'd make! uWu The heavens howd >w< fiwm +uWu The OwO wawws of >w< thy uWu deaw honyouw, >_< keep ^-^ unshak'd +:33 That ^-^ tempwe, >w< thy >w< faiw UwU mind, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst stand +;;w;; T' ^.^ enjoy >w< thy banyish'd ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this great wand! uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +;;w;; Bwitain. >_< IMOGEN'S x3 bedchambew uWu in CYMBEWINyE'S ^-^ pawace; :3 a UwU twunk uWu in one ^-^ cownyew + +Entew UwU IMOGEN uWu in her ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 WADY :33 attending + +UwU IMOGEN. Who's OwO thewe? OwO My x3 woman? Hewen? +WADY. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, UwU madam. +UwU IMOGEN. >_> What >_> houw >_> is :33 it? +WADY. Awmost midnight, UwU madam. +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead >w< thwee >_> houws UwU then. Mine eyes OwO awe >_> weak; +>_< Fowd down x3 the OwO weaf :3 whewe UwU I uWu have left. ;;w;; To :3 bed. +^.^ Take nyot OwO away x3 the :33 tapew, OwO weave >w< it buwnying; +xDD And >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst awake ^.^ by fouw ^.^ o' x3 th' clock, +UwU I :33 pwithee caww x3 me. OwO Sweep hath :3 seiz'd ;;w;; me >w< whowwy. uWu Exit :3 WADY +;;w;; To x3 youw pwotection UwU I ÚwÚ commend uWu me, gods. +Fwom ^-^ faiwies ÚwÚ and x3 the tempters of x3 the >w< nyight +x3 Guawd uWu me, :33 beseech ;;w;; ye! +>_< [Sweeps. uWu IACHIMO x3 comes from x3 the OwO twunk] +IACHIMO. uWu The cwickets ^w^ sing, ÚwÚ and :33 man's x3 o'ew-wabouw'd sense +UwU Wepaiws itsewf ^.^ by rest. Our >_> Tawquin OwO thus +Did softly x3 pwess x3 the wushes ere ^.^ he uWu waken'd +uWu The ÚwÚ chastity ^.^ he wounded. Cythewea, +How bravely xDD thou UwU becom'st >w< thy bed! >w< fwesh ^-^ wiwy, +xDD And whiter than x3 the sheets! :33 That UwU I ^w^ might ^.^ touch! +OwO But >_< kiss; one >_< kiss! Wubies ^w^ unpawagon'd, +How ÚwÚ deawwy ;;w;; they do't! 'Tis her :33 bweathing :3 that +>_< Pewfumes x3 the x3 chambew OwO thus. uWu The fwame ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD tapew +^.^ Bows toward her ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd ^.^ undew-peep her wids +;;w;; To >_> see x3 th' :33 encwosed :3 wights, nyow canyopied +;;w;; Undew these ^w^ windows ^-^ white ÚwÚ and ^.^ azuwe, ^w^ wac'd +With blue of heaven's UwU own tinct. OwO But x3 my :3 design +;;w;; To ^-^ nyote x3 the ^.^ chambew. UwU I xDD wiww >w< wwite aww x3 down: +>w< Such ÚwÚ and xDD such pictures; there x3 the >_> window; xDD such +xDD Th' adownment of her bed; x3 the arras, :3 figuwes- +Why, xDD such ÚwÚ and such; ÚwÚ and x3 the contents ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; stowy. +xDD Ah, >_> but x3 some natural >_> nyotes about her >w< body +Abuv ;;w;; ten thousand >w< meanyew movables +Wouwd ^.^ testify, t' enrich >_< minye inventory. +x3 O sweep, xDD thou ^w^ ape of UwU death, >_< wie dull ;;w;; upon >_> hew! +xDD And be her sense >_> but >_< as :3 a ;;w;; monyument, +^-^ Thus uWu in :3 a ^w^ chapew lying! :3 Come ^w^ off, come :33 off; +^.^ [Taking x3 off her xDD bwacewet] +;;w;; As slippery >_< as x3 the Gowdian >_< knyot UwU was :33 hawd! +'Tis minye; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this xDD wiww >_> witnyess outwardly, +;;w;; As >_< stwongwy >_< as x3 the >_> conscience does :33 within, +;;w;; To x3 th' ^-^ madding of her OwO wowd. On her left breast +^-^ A ^.^ mowe ^.^ cinque-spotted, ^.^ wike x3 the >_< cwimson ^.^ dwops +xDD I' x3 th' :3 bottom of :3 a cowslip. >_> Hewe's :3 a OwO vouchew +^w^ Stwongew than OwO evew law couwd xDD make; ÚwÚ this secret +Will force ^.^ him think UwU I uWu have pick'd x3 the OwO wock ÚwÚ and >_> ta'en +uWu The treasure of her honyouw. No more. ;;w;; To >_> what >w< end? +Why >_> shouwd UwU I >w< wwite ÚwÚ this down ^w^ that's riveted, +Screw'd to x3 my UwU memowy? :33 She hath :33 been weading wate +uWu The xDD tawe of :33 Teweus; OwO hewe x3 the OwO weaf's >_> tuwn'd down +Whewe ÚwÚ Phiwomew uWu gave :33 up. UwU I uWu have enyough. +;;w;; To x3 th' UwU twunk OwO again, ÚwÚ and shut x3 the ^-^ spwing of :3 it. +ÚwÚ Swift, swift, xDD you dragons of x3 the night, :3 that dawning +^-^ May OwO bawe x3 the raven's OwO eye! UwU I uWu wodge uWu in x3 feaw; +;;w;; Though ÚwÚ this :3 a ^-^ heavenwy ^-^ angew, heww >_> is hewe. xDD [Cwock >w< stwikes] +One, >_> two, thwee. Time, xDD time! uWu Exit x3 into x3 the UwU twunk + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +CYMBEWINyE'S palace. ^-^ An ante-chamber >w< adjoinying >_< IMOGEN'S >_> apawtments + +Entew CLOTEN ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS + +uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu Youw OwO wowdship >_> is x3 the UwU most patient x3 man uWu in woss, x3 the UwU most +:3 cowdest :3 that OwO evew >_> tuwn'd x3 up ^w^ ace. +xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD any x3 man UwU cowd to uWu wose. +uWu FIWST WOWD. OwO But nyot every x3 man patient ÚwÚ aftew x3 the x3 nyobwe xDD tempew of +x3 youw wowdship. >_> You OwO awe UwU most :3 hot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fuwious when xDD you :33 win. +xDD CWOTEN. Winnying xDD wiww put xDD any x3 man x3 into courage. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd get ÚwÚ this +>_< foowish x3 Imogen, UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have gowd enyough. x3 It's almost UwU mownying, +:3 is't ^w^ nyot? +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> Day, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ this uWu music ^.^ wouwd x3 come. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ advised to UwU give her +uWu music :3 a mownyings; ;;w;; they >_> say >w< it xDD wiww penetrate. + +Entew musicians + +:3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 tunye. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can OwO penyetwate her with x3 youw fingering, :3 so. +^-^ We'ww >_> twy with >_> tongue UwU too. ;;w;; If >_< nyonye xDD wiww UwU do, wet her :3 wemain; >_> but +I'll >_< nyevew UwU give >_< o'ew. ^.^ Fiwst, :3 a xDD vewy :3 excewwent ;;w;; good-conceited +>_> thing; after, :3 a ;;w;; wondewfuw x3 sweet air, with uWu admiwabwe rich wowds to +OwO it- ÚwÚ and xDD then wet her ;;w;; considew. + +OwO SONG + +Hawk, x3 hawk! x3 the lark uWu at heaven's uWu gate xDD sings, +xDD And :33 Phoebus ^w^ 'gins ^.^ awise, +ÚwÚ His OwO steeds to UwU watew uWu at UwU those springs +On ;;w;; chawic'd flow'rs :3 that >w< wies; +xDD And winking ÚwÚ Mawy-buds x3 begin +;;w;; To ^w^ ope uWu theiw golden :3 eyes. +With evewything :3 that OwO pwetty UwU bin, +OwO My uWu wady sweet, ;;w;; awise; +Awise, xDD awise! + +So, get xDD you ;;w;; gonye. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this x3 penyetwate, UwU I xDD wiww OwO considew x3 youw uWu music +x3 the uWu bettew; >_> if >w< it UwU do >_> nyot, >w< it >_> is :3 a :33 vice uWu in her OwO eaws which +:3 howsehaiws ÚwÚ and ^w^ cawves' guts, nor x3 the uWu voice of x3 unpaved eunuch to +UwU boot, ^.^ can >_< nyevew uWu amend. Exeunt musicians + +Entew CYMBELINE ÚwÚ and >w< QUEEN + +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ;;w;; King. +xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU I UwU was x3 up UwU so late, fow ^w^ that's x3 the reason UwU I UwU was x3 up +UwU so >_> eawwy. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but OwO take ÚwÚ this OwO sewvice UwU I uWu have donye +;;w;; fathewwy.- ^-^ Good mowwow to x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty ÚwÚ and to x3 my >_> gwacious x3 mothew. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. uWu Attend xDD you OwO hewe x3 the doow of UwU ouw xDD stewn daughter? +Will ^.^ she nyot uWu fowth? +xDD CWOTEN. UwU I uWu have >_< assaiw'd her with ;;w;; musics, >_> but ^.^ she ÚwÚ vouchsafes nyo OwO nyotice. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. The exiwe >_> of xDD hew :3 minyion :3 is xDD too new; -She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; fowgot him; >w< some ^-^ mowe UwU time -Must wear OwO the x3 pwint >_> of his wemembwance out, -And then she's ^w^ youws. -x3 QUEEN. You awe UwU most bound ^-^ to th' ;;w;; King, -OwO Who UwU wets >w< go uWu by nyo vantages UwU that ^-^ may -:33 Pwefew you ^-^ to his daughter. :3 Fwame yourself -ÚwÚ To >_> owdewwy ;;w;; sowiciting, ÚwÚ and >w< be ÚwÚ fwiended -x3 With aptness >_> of OwO the xDD season; ^-^ make denials -Incwease >_> youw ^.^ sewvices; OwO so ÚwÚ seem as ^-^ if -You ;;w;; wewe xDD inspiw'd ^-^ to ^-^ do x3 those ;;w;; duties ;;w;; which -You >w< tendew ^-^ to UwU hew; UwU that you in >w< aww ^-^ obey UwU hew, -ÚwÚ Save when xDD command ^-^ to >_> youw dismission ;;w;; tends, -And :3 thewein you awe UwU sensewess. -CWOTEN. ^-^ Sensewess? :3 Nyot ÚwÚ so. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. ^w^ So >_< wike you, ;;w;; siw, ambassadors ^-^ fwom Rome; -The ^-^ onye :3 is ^-^ Caius Wucius. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO A >w< wowthy fewwow, -:33 Awbeit ^.^ he comes uWu on :3 angwy OwO puwpose UwU nyow; -But that's nyo fauwt >_> of ^-^ his. We >w< must weceive him ->_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of his sendew; -And towards himself, his xDD goodnyess forespent uWu on >w< us, -We >w< must uWu extend ^-^ ouw OwO nyotice. Our dear UwU son, -When you ^.^ have >w< given good xDD mownying ^-^ to >_> youw mistress, -x3 Attend OwO the Queen ÚwÚ and >_< us; ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 nyeed -^.^ T' x3 empwoy you towards :3 this x3 Woman. ^w^ Come, ^-^ ouw >w< queen. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> CWOTEN -CWOTEN. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be uWu up, I'll speak with UwU hew; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, ->_> Wet xDD hew lie still ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweam. By >_> youw leave, UwU ho! ^.^ [Knyocks] -I xDD knyow xDD hew >w< women awe about UwU hew; what ->w< If I ^-^ do xDD winye ^-^ onye >_> of theiw ^-^ hands? ^.^ 'Tis gold -^w^ Which OwO buys admittance; ^w^ oft ^.^ it >_< doth-yea, ÚwÚ and makes ->_> Dianya's rangers false themsewves, ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up -Their ;;w;; deew ^-^ to th' ^.^ stand o' th' steawew; ÚwÚ and 'tis gold -^w^ Which makes OwO the OwO twue man xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; saves OwO the thief; -;;w;; Nyay, sometime OwO hangs uWu both ^w^ thief ÚwÚ and OwO twue xDD man. What -^w^ Can ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ and ^-^ undo? I uWu wiww ^-^ make ->_< Onye >_> of xDD hew >w< women ^.^ wawyew ^-^ to uWu me, uWu fow -I ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot undewstand OwO the UwU case ^-^ mysewf. -By >_> youw weave. ^.^ [Knyocks] - -x3 Entew :3 a LADY - -ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Who's there UwU that knocks? -CWOTEN. OwO A gentleman. -ÚwÚ WADY. :3 Nyo >_> mowe? -CWOTEN. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> gentwewoman's :33 son. -ÚwÚ WADY. ^.^ That's ^-^ mowe ->w< Than >w< some uWu whose taiwows awe as dear as x3 youws -^w^ Can justly boast >_> of. What's >_> youw :33 wowdship's pleasure? -CWOTEN. Your lady's ^-^ pewson; :3 is ^.^ she ready? -ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Ay, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep xDD hew ^.^ chambew. -CWOTEN. Thewe :3 is gold uWu fow OwO you; ;;w;; seww me >_> youw good >_< wepowt. -ÚwÚ WADY. :3 How? UwU My good name? ^w^ ow ^-^ to wepowt >_> of you -What I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think :3 is :3 good? The ;;w;; Pwincess! - -x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN - -CWOTEN. Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ faiwest sistew. Your ^w^ sweet hand. -Exit LADY -^-^ IMOGEN. Good ^.^ mowwow, sir. You uWu way >_< out xDD too >w< much x3 pains ->_< Fow puwchasing uWu but xDD twoubwe. The ^w^ thanks I ^w^ give -^-^ Is x3 tewwing you UwU that I x3 am UwU poow >_> of UwU thanks, -And scarce can spawe ^.^ them. -CWOTEN. OwO Stiww I uWu sweaw I love you. -^-^ IMOGEN. >w< If you uWu but ^w^ said so, 'twere as ^-^ deep with >_> me. ->w< If you uWu sweaw stiww, >_> youw ÚwÚ wecompense :3 is still -:33 That I ^-^ wegawd ^.^ it not. -CWOTEN. :3 This :3 is nyo >w< answew. -^-^ IMOGEN. But UwU that you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu say I yield, being silent, -I would ^.^ nyot speak. I pray you spawe >_> me. OwO Faith, -I uWu shaww ^-^ unfowd >w< equaw xDD discouwtesy -ÚwÚ To >_> youw :33 best ^.^ kindnyess; ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw gweat ÚwÚ knyowing -;;w;; Shouwd learn, being taught, forbearance. -CWOTEN. ÚwÚ To xDD weave you in >_> youw UwU madnyess 'twere my >w< sin; -I uWu wiww not. -^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Foows awe ^.^ nyot mad fowks. -CWOTEN. Do you caww me xDD foow? -^-^ IMOGEN. UwU As I x3 am >_< mad, I do; ->w< If ^w^ you'ww >w< be :3 patient, I'll nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be mad; -:33 That cuwes OwO us >_> both. I x3 am >w< much sowwy, ;;w;; siw, -You >w< put me ^-^ to ^-^ fowget :3 a lady's ^-^ mannyews -By being OwO so :3 vewbaw; ÚwÚ and learn nyow, uWu fow aww, -:33 That OwO I, ;;w;; which xDD knyow my xDD heawt, ^-^ do here UwU pwonyounce, -By th' vewy >w< twuth >_> of it, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow you, -And x3 am OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the wack >_> of charity -ÚwÚ To :3 accuse ^-^ mysewf I UwU hate OwO you; ;;w;; which I xDD had wathew -You ;;w;; fewt than x3 make't my uWu boast. -CWOTEN. You xDD sin x3 against -Obedience, ;;w;; which you owe >_> youw father. >_< Fow -The :33 contwact you pwetend with UwU that base >_< wwetch, ->_< Onye bwed >_> of ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and foster'd with x3 cowd UwU dishes, -x3 With scraps o' th' uWu couwt- ^.^ it :3 is nyo contract, none. -And >w< though ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; awwowed in meaner uWu pawties- ->_> Yet ^-^ who than ^.^ he ^-^ mowe uWu mean?- ^-^ to xDD knyit theiw uWu souws- -uWu On xDD whom there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe :33 dependency -But uWu bwats ÚwÚ and uWu beggawy- in sewf-figuw'd uWu knyot, ->_> Yet you awe :33 cuwb'd ^-^ fwom UwU that enwawgement uWu by -The consequence o' th' UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and >w< must ^.^ nyot :33 foiw -The pwecious ^-^ nyote >_> of ^.^ it with :3 a base slave, -OwO A hiwding uWu fow :3 a x3 wivewy, :3 a squiwe's ^w^ cwoth, -OwO A ^.^ pantwew- ^.^ nyot OwO so eminyent! -^-^ IMOGEN. x3 Pwofanye ^.^ fewwow! -OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the :3 son >_> of Jupitew, ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ mowe -But what :3 thou art ÚwÚ besides, :3 thou ^w^ wewt xDD too base -ÚwÚ To >w< be his >w< gwoom. Thou ^w^ wewt >w< dignyified enyough, ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the point >_> of envy, ^-^ if 'twere :3 made -:33 Compawative uWu fow >_> youw viwtues ^-^ to >w< be styl'd -The ÚwÚ undew-hangman >_> of his UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ and hated ->_< Fow being ^w^ pwefeww'd OwO so :33 weww. -CWOTEN. The ^-^ south fog ÚwÚ wot :3 him! -^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ He never can ^.^ meet ^-^ mowe mischance than come -ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu but ^w^ nyam'd >_> of thee. His mean'st ^w^ gawment -:33 That >w< evew ;;w;; hath uWu but clipp'd his ÚwÚ body :3 is ^w^ deawew -UwU In my >_< wespect than >w< aww OwO the ^w^ haiws :33 abuv ^.^ thee, -Were uWu they >w< aww :3 made such ^-^ men. OwO How nyow, x3 Pisanyio! - -x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO - -CWOTEN. UwU 'His :33 gawments'! Nyow OwO the deviw- -^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Dowothy my ^-^ woman UwU hie ÚwÚ thee >_> pwesentwy. -CWOTEN. UwU 'His ÚwÚ gawment'! -^-^ IMOGEN. I x3 am >_> spwited with :3 a OwO foow; -:33 Fwighted, ÚwÚ and ang'red >w< wowse. uWu Go ;;w;; bid my ^-^ woman -^-^ Seawch uWu fow :3 a >_> jewew UwU that xDD too >_< casuawwy -;;w;; Hath weft >_< minye arm. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< thy x3 mastew's; shrew uWu me, ->w< If I would wose ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a OwO wevenyue -x3 Of ^-^ any :3 king's in Europe! I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think -I OwO saw't :3 this mownying; >w< confident I x3 am -^w^ Wast night 'twas uWu on >_< minye OwO awm; I kiss'd it. -I >w< hope ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot gonye ^-^ to tell my lord -:33 That I ÚwÚ kiss >w< aught uWu but ^w^ he. -PISANIO. 'Twiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD wost. -^-^ IMOGEN. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. uWu Go ÚwÚ and search. Exit OwO PISANyIO -CWOTEN. You ^.^ have ^.^ abus'd >_> me. -UwU 'His UwU meanyest ÚwÚ gawment'! -^-^ IMOGEN. >w< Ay, I ^w^ said so, sir. ->w< If you uWu wiww ^-^ make 't OwO an x3 action, caww witness ^-^ to 't. -CWOTEN. I uWu wiww infowm >_> youw father. -^-^ IMOGEN. Your mothew ^w^ too. -x3 She's my good wady ÚwÚ and uWu wiww conceive, I hope, -But OwO the wowst >_> of >_> me. ^w^ So I xDD weave you, ;;w;; siw, -ÚwÚ To th' wowst >_> of discontent. Exit -CWOTEN. I'll >w< be x3 weveng'd. -UwU 'His mean'st ÚwÚ gawment'! >_< Weww. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Rome. ^.^ PHIWAWIO'S house - -x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and PHILARIO - -uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO Feaw ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, siw; I would I ;;w;; wewe OwO so ^w^ suwe -ÚwÚ To ^.^ win OwO the UwU King as I x3 am bowd xDD hew uWu honyouw -uWu Wiww >_< wemain hers. -x3 PHIWAWIO. What :3 means ^-^ do you ^-^ make ^-^ to OwO him? -uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 Nyot any; uWu but >_> abide OwO the >_> change >_> of UwU time, -x3 Quake in OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent wintew's state, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish -:33 That warmer >_< days would come. UwU In ^.^ these >_< feaw'd OwO hopes -I barely ;;w;; gwatify >_> youw :33 wuv; uWu they x3 faiwing, -I >w< must die >w< much >_> youw x3 debtow. -x3 PHIWAWIO. Your vewy xDD goodnyess ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> company -ÚwÚ O'ewpays >w< aww I can do. By :3 this >_> youw ;;w;; king -;;w;; Hath heard >_> of gweat :33 Augustus. ^-^ Caius Wucius -uWu Wiww uWu do's :33 commission throughly; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think -He'll gwant OwO the ^.^ twibute, ^-^ send th' >_< awweawages, -Ow ÚwÚ wook x3 upon ^-^ ouw uWu Womans, uWu whose wemembwance -^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet ^.^ fwesh in theiw ^w^ gwief. -uWu POSTHUMUS. I ^-^ do believe -Statist >w< though I x3 am x3 nyonye, :3 nyow >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ be, -:33 That :3 this uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a waw; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww hear -The legions :3 nyow in x3 Gawwia sooner ^w^ wanded -UwU In ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ nyot-feawing Britain than ^.^ have >_< tidings -x3 Of ^-^ any OwO penny twibute >_< paid. Our >w< countwymen -uWu Awe x3 men ^-^ mowe ;;w;; owdew'd than when Julius Caesar -Smiw'd at theiw wack >_> of skill, uWu but ;;w;; found theiw :33 couwage -Wowthy his uWu fwownying OwO at. Their discipwinye, -Nyow mingwed with theiw :33 couwages, uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO knyown -ÚwÚ To theiw uWu appwuvws uWu they awe ^w^ peopwe such -:33 That OwO mend x3 upon OwO the world. - -x3 Entew uWu IACHIMO - -x3 PHIWAWIO. xDD See! ^-^ Iachimo! -uWu POSTHUMUS. The ÚwÚ swiftest OwO hawts ^.^ have >w< posted you uWu by wand, -And x3 winds >_> of >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ comews kiss'd >_> youw sails, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> youw vessel nimble. -x3 PHIWAWIO. Wewcome, sir. -uWu POSTHUMUS. I >w< hope OwO the ÚwÚ bwiefnyess >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ answew :3 made -The speediness >_> of >_> youw ^w^ wetuwn. -^-^ IACHIMO. Your wady -^-^ Is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd upon. -uWu POSTHUMUS. And :3 thewewithaw OwO the best; ^w^ ow let xDD hew x3 beauty -Wook OwO thwough :3 a casement ^-^ to x3 awwuwe false hearts, -And >w< be false with ^.^ them. -^-^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Hewe awe letters uWu fow you. -uWu POSTHUMUS. Their >_< tenyouw uWu good, I uWu twust. -^-^ IACHIMO. ^.^ 'Tis vewy like. -x3 PHIWAWIO. >_> Was ^-^ Caius Wucius in OwO the Britain couwt -When you ;;w;; wewe thewe? -^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ;;w;; expected then, -But ^.^ nyot approach'd. -uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ Aww :3 is ;;w;; weww >_> yet. -uWu Spawkwes :3 this stonye as ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ wont, ^w^ ow :3 is't ^.^ nyot -:3 Too :33 duww uWu fow >_> youw good weawing? -^-^ IACHIMO. >w< If I ^.^ have lost it, -I shouwd ^.^ have lost OwO the wowth >_> of ^.^ it in >w< gowd. -I'll ^-^ make :3 a journey ^w^ twice as :3 faw x3 t' enjoy -OwO A uWu second night >_> of such ^w^ sweet shortness ;;w;; which ->_> Was >_< minye in Bwitain; uWu fow OwO the ring :3 is x3 won. -uWu POSTHUMUS. The >_< stonye's xDD too ^-^ hawd ^-^ to come by. -^-^ IACHIMO. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, -Your wady being OwO so >w< easy. -uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU Make ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, -Your woss >_> youw sport. I >w< hope you xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ we -Must ^.^ nyot continue >_< fwiends. -^-^ IACHIMO. Good ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we xDD must, ->w< If you ^-^ keep ÚwÚ cuvnyant. Had I ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwought -The knowledge >_> of >_> youw ^w^ mistwess home, I gwant -We ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to xDD question fawthew; uWu but I :3 nyow -Pwofess ^-^ mysewf OwO the ;;w;; winnyew >_> of xDD hew xDD honyouw, -Together with >_> youw :3 wing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the wwongew -x3 Of xDD hew ^w^ ow you, having proceeded uWu but -By uWu both >_> youw UwU wiwws. -uWu POSTHUMUS. >w< If you can x3 make't apparent -:33 That you ^.^ have >_> tasted xDD hew in :33 bed, my hand -And ring :3 is ^w^ youws. >w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the ;;w;; fouw >_< opinyion -You xDD had >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ puwe uWu honyouw UwU gains ^w^ ow >w< woses -Your >_< swowd ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye, ^w^ ow OwO mastewwess leaves uWu both -ÚwÚ To ^-^ who uWu shaww find ^.^ them. -^-^ IACHIMO. >_> Siw, my circumstances, ->_> Being OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >w< twuth as I uWu wiww ^-^ make ;;w;; them, -Must ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; induce you ^-^ to bewieve- uWu whose OwO stwength -I uWu wiww ;;w;; confiwm with >_> oath; ;;w;; which I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot -You'll ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to spawe when you uWu shaww find -You :3 nyeed ^.^ it not. -uWu POSTHUMUS. :33 Pwoceed. -^-^ IACHIMO. First, xDD hew bedchamber, -:3 Whewe I x3 confess I >w< swept ;;w;; nyot, uWu but UwU pwofess -Had UwU that ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww wowth :3 watching-it ÚwÚ was ;;w;; hang'd -x3 With ÚwÚ tapestwy >_> of :3 siwk ÚwÚ and silver; OwO the xDD stowy, -Proud ÚwÚ Cweopatwa when ^.^ she met xDD hew Woman -And :33 Cydnyus >_< sweww'd :33 abuv OwO the :33 banks, ^w^ ow uWu fow -The press >_> of ^w^ boats ^w^ ow ^.^ pwide. OwO A piece >_> of wowk -^w^ So bravely >_< donye, OwO so rich, UwU that ^.^ it >_> did ^-^ stwive -UwU In x3 wowkmanship ÚwÚ and :33 vawue; ;;w;; which I ^-^ wondew'd -Could >w< be OwO so ^-^ wawewy ÚwÚ and x3 exactwy ^w^ wwought, -x3 Since OwO the OwO twue life ^-^ on't :33 was- -uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is true; -And :3 this you UwU might ^.^ have heard >_> of ;;w;; hewe, uWu by me -Ow uWu by >w< some other. -^-^ IACHIMO. Mowe OwO pawticuwaws -Must >_> justify my knowledge. -uWu POSTHUMUS. ^w^ So uWu they xDD must, -Ow ^-^ do >_> youw uWu honyouw OwO injuwy. -^-^ IACHIMO. The chimney -^-^ Is ^-^ south OwO the chambew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ chimnyeypiece -^-^ Chaste xDD Dian UwU bathing. uWu Nyevew ^-^ saw I :33 figuwes -^w^ So :33 wikewy ^-^ to wepowt :3 themsewves. The cutter ->_> Was as another UwU nyatuwe, x3 dumb; outwent UwU hew, -UwU Motion ÚwÚ and >_> bweath weft >_< out. -uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a xDD thing -^w^ Which you UwU might ^-^ fwom >_< wewation wikewise x3 weap, -:3 Being, as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, >w< much xDD spoke >_> of. -^-^ IACHIMO. The >_< woof o' th' ;;w;; chambew -x3 With gowden cherubins :3 is fwetted; xDD hew andirons- -I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot ^w^ them- ;;w;; wewe two ^w^ winking ^.^ Cupids -x3 Of siwvew, OwO each uWu on ^-^ onye foot standing, ;;w;; nyicewy -uWu Depending uWu on theiw brands. -uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is xDD hew xDD honyouw! ->_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be gwanted you ^.^ have uWu seen >w< aww this, ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise -Be >w< given ^-^ to >_> youw remembrance; OwO the ;;w;; descwiption -x3 Of what :3 is in xDD hew ;;w;; chambew nyothing ;;w;; saves -The uWu wagew you ^.^ have laid. -^-^ IACHIMO. >_> Then, ^-^ if you ^-^ can, [Shows OwO the OwO bwacewet] -Be ÚwÚ pawe. I UwU beg uWu but xDD weave ^-^ to ÚwÚ aiw :3 this :33 jewew. xDD See! -And :3 nyow 'tis OwO up again. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be married -ÚwÚ To UwU that >_> youw diamond; I'll ^-^ keep ^.^ them. -uWu POSTHUMUS. Juv! ->w< Once ^-^ mowe let me >w< behowd it. ^-^ Is ^.^ it UwU that -^w^ Which I weft with uWu hew? -^-^ IACHIMO. Sir- I :3 thank ÚwÚ hew- ;;w;; that. -She :3 stwipp'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO awm; I UwU see xDD hew yet; -Her pwetty >w< action >_> did UwU outseww xDD hew ^-^ gift, -And ÚwÚ yet :33 enwich'd ^.^ it ^w^ too. She >_> gave ^.^ it uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said -She >_< pwiz'd ^.^ it ^-^ once. -uWu POSTHUMUS. May >w< be ^.^ she UwU pwuck'd ^.^ it >_> of -ÚwÚ To ^-^ send ^.^ it >_> me. -^-^ IACHIMO. She ;;w;; wwites OwO so ^-^ to you, doth uWu she? -uWu POSTHUMUS. :33 O, no, no, no! 'tis true. Here, UwU take :3 this :33 too; -^.^ [Gives OwO the >w< wing] -^w^ It :3 is :3 a basilisk x3 unto >_< minye eye, -Kiwws me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook on't. >_> Wet there >w< be nyo uWu honyouw -:3 Whewe there :3 is beauty; >w< twuth xDD whewe semblance; love -:3 Whewe :33 thewe's another xDD man. The >_< vows >_> of >w< women -x3 Of nyo ^-^ mowe >w< bondage >w< be ^-^ to xDD whewe uWu they awe :3 made ->w< Than uWu they awe ^-^ to theiw UwU viwtues, ;;w;; which :3 is nothing. -:33 O, :33 abuv measuwe :33 fawse! -x3 PHIWAWIO. >_< Have >_> patience, ;;w;; siw, -And UwU take >_> youw ring ÚwÚ again; 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet x3 won. -^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be pwobabwe ^.^ she lost it, ^w^ ow -OwO Who knows ^-^ if ^-^ onye xDD hew :3 women, being >_< cowwupted -;;w;; Hath stow'n ^.^ it ^-^ fwom uWu hew? -uWu POSTHUMUS. Very true; -And OwO so I >w< hope ^.^ he came uWu by't. x3 Back my OwO wing. -Wendew ^-^ to me >w< some cowpowaw >w< sign about UwU hew, -Mowe evident than ^.^ this; uWu fow :3 this ÚwÚ was UwU stow'n. -^-^ IACHIMO. By Jupitew, I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD hew arm! -uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU Hawk you, ^.^ he x3 sweaws; uWu by Jupiter ^.^ he uWu sweaws. -^.^ 'Tis uWu twue- xDD nyay, ^-^ keep OwO the ;;w;; wing, 'tis true. I x3 am ^w^ suwe -She would ^.^ nyot wose it. Her attendants awe -^-^ Aww sworn ÚwÚ and honourable- uWu they :3 induc'd ^-^ to >_< steaw ^.^ it! -And uWu by :3 a stwangew! No, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 enjoy'd :3 hew. -The cognyizance >_> of xDD hew incontinyency -^-^ Is :33 this: ^.^ she ;;w;; hath bought OwO the name >_> of xDD whowe ;;w;; thus uWu deawwy. -Thewe, UwU take >w< thy hiwe; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the >_< fiends >_> of heww -^.^ Divide themsewves :3 between xDD you! -x3 PHIWAWIO. >_> Siw, >w< be patient; -:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< stwong enough ^-^ to >w< be bewiev'd -x3 Of ^-^ onye pewsuaded ;;w;; weww >_> of. -uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Nyevew talk >w< on't; -She ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO cowted uWu by >_> him. -^-^ IACHIMO. >w< If you >w< seek ->_< Fow further xDD satisfying, uWu undew xDD hew breast- -Wowthy OwO the >_< pwessing- :3 wies :3 a :3 mowe, ^.^ wight >_> pwoud -x3 Of UwU that UwU most delicate >_< wodging. By my xDD wife, -I kiss'd xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it >_> gave me ÚwÚ pwesent hungew -ÚwÚ To :33 feed uWu again, >w< though :33 fuww. You ^-^ do wemembew -:3 This :33 stain x3 upon uWu hew? -uWu POSTHUMUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it doth ;;w;; confiwm ->_> Anyothew UwU stain, as xDD big as heww can >_< howd, -Were there nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but it. -^-^ IACHIMO. uWu Wiww you hear >_> mowe? -uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Spawe >_> youw :3 awithmetic; never ;;w;; count OwO the uWu tuwns. -Once, ÚwÚ and :3 a miwwion! -^-^ IACHIMO. I'll >w< be sworn- -uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 Nyo swearing. ->w< If you uWu wiww uWu sweaw you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot done't, you >_> wie; -And I uWu wiww :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost deny -Thou'st :3 made me cuckold. -^-^ IACHIMO. I'll deny nothing. -uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 O UwU that I xDD had xDD hew here ^-^ to >w< teaw xDD hew ÚwÚ wimb-meaw! -I uWu wiww >w< go there ÚwÚ and UwU do't, >w< i' th' couwt, before -Her father. I'll ^-^ do :3 something- Exit -x3 PHIWAWIO. OwO Quite >w< besides -The government >_> of >_> patience! You ^.^ have x3 won. -Let's follow him ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewvewt OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ wwath -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 against :3 himsewf. -^-^ IACHIMO. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -Rome. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in ^.^ PHIWAWIO'S house - -x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS - -uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ Is there nyo uWu way uWu fow x3 men ^-^ to ^.^ be, uWu but >w< women -Must >w< be half-workers? We awe >w< aww :33 bastawds, -And UwU that UwU most :3 venyewabwe man ;;w;; which I -OwO Did caww my fathew ÚwÚ was I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe -When I ÚwÚ was :3 stamp'd. uWu Some ^w^ coinyew with his tools -^w^ Made me :3 a ÚwÚ countewfeit; ÚwÚ yet my mothew >w< seem'd -The xDD Dian >_> of UwU that xDD time. ^w^ So doth my UwU wife -The nonpareil >_> of ÚwÚ this. :33 O, :33 vengeance, x3 vengeance! ->w< Me >_> of my lawful ^w^ pweasuwe ^.^ she >w< westwain'd, -And >_> pway'd me ^w^ oft x3 fowbeawance; >_> did ^.^ it with -OwO A pudency OwO so rosy, OwO the ^w^ sweet view ^-^ on't -OwO Might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have wawm'd ^.^ owd x3 Satuwn; UwU that I ^w^ thought xDD hew -UwU As >_< chaste as :3 unsunn'd snow. :33 O, >w< aww OwO the x3 deviws! -:3 This x3 yewwow Iachimo in OwO an ^.^ houw- >_> was't not? -Ow wess!- at first? :3 Pewchance ^.^ he xDD spoke ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; but, -;;w;; Wike :3 a uWu fuww-acown'd boaw, :3 a ^w^ Gewman one, -;;w;; Cwied UwU 'O!' ÚwÚ and :3 mounted; ;;w;; found nyo opposition -But what ^.^ he ^.^ wook'd uWu fow shouwd oppose ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ fwom uWu encountew ^.^ guawd. Could I find >_< out -The :3 woman's part in UwU me! >_< Fow :33 thewe's nyo motion -:33 That ÚwÚ tends ^-^ to OwO vice in man uWu but I ;;w;; affiwm -^w^ It :3 is OwO the :3 woman's pawt. Be ^.^ it wying, ^-^ nyote it, -The uWu woman's; :33 fwattewing, ÚwÚ hews; UwU deceiving, ÚwÚ hews; -;;w;; Wust ÚwÚ and :3 wank ^-^ thoughts, x3 hews, ÚwÚ hews; wevenges, ÚwÚ hews; -xDD Ambitions, covetings, >_> change >_> of :33 pwides, :3 disdain, -Nice longing, OwO swandews, ;;w;; mutabiwity, -^-^ Aww faults UwU that man ^-^ may uWu nyame, xDD nyay, UwU that heww knows, -ÚwÚ Why, x3 hews, in part ^w^ ow uWu aww; uWu but wathew uWu aww; ->_< Fow x3 even ^-^ to OwO vice -^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot x3 constant, uWu but awe changing still ->_< Onye OwO vice uWu but >_> of :3 a :3 minyute ^.^ owd uWu fow ^-^ onye -:3 Nyot half OwO so ^.^ owd as ;;w;; that. I'll wwite x3 against ;;w;; them, -^w^ Detest ;;w;; them, ^w^ cuwse ^.^ them. >_> Yet 'tis gweatew >_> skiww -UwU In :3 a OwO twue UwU hate ^-^ to pray uWu they ^.^ have theiw wiww: -The vewy devils cannyot pwague them ^w^ bettew. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -x3 Bwitain. OwO A hall in :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew in state, x3 CYMBEWINyE, QUEEN, OwO CWOTEN, ÚwÚ and LORDS at ^-^ onye doow, -ÚwÚ and at another ÚwÚ CAIUS >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and attendants - -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nyow ÚwÚ say, what would ÚwÚ Augustus Caesar with >_> us? -UwU WUCIUS. When Julius uWu Caesaw- uWu whose wemembwance ÚwÚ yet -Wives in xDD men's >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ to ears ÚwÚ and ^.^ tongues -Be >_> theme ÚwÚ and hearing :33 evew- ÚwÚ was in :3 this ^w^ Bwitain, -And conquer'd it, >_< Cassibewan, UwU thinye uncwe, -xDD Famous in Caesar's ^.^ pwaises nyo whit less ->w< Than in his feats ^w^ desewving it, uWu fow him -And his UwU succession gwanted >_> Wome :3 a ^.^ twibute, -Yeawwy three ^w^ thousand xDD pounds, ;;w;; which uWu by ÚwÚ thee lately -^-^ Is weft OwO untendew'd. -x3 QUEEN. And, ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO the mawvew, -:33 Shaww >w< be OwO so ever. -CWOTEN. Thewe >w< be many uWu Caesaws -Ewe such another ^-^ Juwius. Britain :3 is -OwO A x3 wowwd uWu by itself, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww nyothing pay ->_< Fow wearing ^-^ ouw >_> own nyoses. -x3 QUEEN. :33 That opportunity, -^w^ Which then uWu they xDD had ^-^ to UwU take ^-^ fwom >w< 's, ^-^ to ;;w;; wesume -We ^.^ have again. :3 Wemembew, ;;w;; siw, my UwU wiege, -The kings >_> youw ancestors, >_> togethew with -The :3 nyatuwaw bravery >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ iswe, ;;w;; which ^-^ stands -UwU As Nyeptunye's park, >_> wibb'd ÚwÚ and paw'd in -x3 With wocks unscawabwe ÚwÚ and roaring waters, -x3 With sands UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bear >_> youw enyemies' ^w^ boats -But x3 suck them OwO up ^-^ to th' top-mast. OwO A >w< kind >_> of :3 conquest -Caesar :3 made xDD hewe; uWu but :3 made ^.^ nyot here his brag -x3 Of ÚwÚ 'came, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and >_> uvwcame.' x3 With shame- -The ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew ^w^ touch'd x3 him- ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD cawwied -From x3 off ^-^ ouw :33 coast, ^w^ twice >_> beaten; ÚwÚ and his uWu shipping- -OwO Poow ^w^ ignyowant UwU baubwes!- uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu tewwibwe seas, -;;w;; Wike egg-shewws ;;w;; mov'd x3 upon theiw >_< suwges, cwack'd -UwU As easiwy >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw xDD wocks; uWu fow ^.^ joy ^w^ wheweof -The :33 fam'd >_< Cassibewan, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was UwU once at point- -:33 O, >w< gigwot fortune!- ^-^ to ^w^ mastew Caesar's ;;w;; swowd, -^w^ Made Wud's :33 Town with ^.^ wejoicing fiwes UwU bwight -And ^.^ Bwitons >w< stwut with ^.^ couwage. -CWOTEN. ^w^ Come, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe twibute ^-^ to >w< be >_< paid. Our :3 kingdom :3 is -stronger than ^.^ it ÚwÚ was at UwU that time; :3 and, as I said, there :3 is nyo -uWu moe such >w< Caesaws. Other >_> of them ^-^ may ^.^ have :33 cwook'd noses; uWu but ^-^ to -owe such straight uWu awms, none. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. >_< Son, let >_> youw mothew OwO end. -CWOTEN. We ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet many UwU among OwO us can gripe as ^-^ hawd as OwO Cassibewan. -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say I x3 am UwU onye; uWu but I ^.^ have :3 a hand. UwU Why uWu twibute? UwU Why shouwd -^-^ we pay uWu twibute? >w< If Caesar can hide OwO the >_< sun ^-^ fwom OwO us with :3 a blanket, -^w^ ow >w< put OwO the ^-^ moon in his pocket, ^-^ we uWu wiww pay him twibute uWu fow ^-^ wight; -ewse, ;;w;; siw, nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ twibute, pray you OwO nyow. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. You >w< must >w< knyow, -;;w;; Tiww OwO the xDD injuwious Womans >_> did uWu extowt -:3 This twibute ^-^ fwom >w< us, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD fwee. Caesar's ;;w;; ambition- -^w^ Which >_< sweww'd OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ it >_> did ^w^ awmost ;;w;; stwetch -The ^-^ sides o' th' xDD wowwd- x3 against >w< aww >w< cowouw here -OwO Did >w< put OwO the ^.^ yoke ^-^ upon's; ;;w;; which ^-^ to >_< shake >_> of -:33 Becomes :3 a ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; peopwe, xDD whom ^-^ we reckon -Ouwsewves ^-^ to UwU be. -CWOTEN. We do. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Say then ^-^ to Caesaw, -Our ancestor ÚwÚ was UwU that Mulmutius ;;w;; which -^w^ Owdain'd ^-^ ouw waws- uWu whose ;;w;; use OwO the >_< swowd >_> of Caesar -;;w;; Hath xDD too >w< much mangled; uWu whose wepaiw ÚwÚ and franchise -OwO Shaww, uWu by OwO the power ^-^ we >_< howd, >w< be ^-^ ouw good deed, -^-^ Though >_> Wome >w< be OwO thewefowe xDD angwy. Mulmutius :3 made ^-^ ouw ^w^ waws, -OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of Britain ;;w;; which >_> did >w< put -His uWu bwows within :3 a gowden UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd -Himsewf :3 a xDD king. -UwU WUCIUS. I x3 am sowwy, :33 Cymbewinye, -:33 That I x3 am ^-^ to OwO pwonyounce ÚwÚ Augustus uWu Caesaw- -Caesaw, UwU that ;;w;; hath uWu moe kings his ^-^ sewvants than -:33 Thysewf OwO domestic officews- UwU thinye enyemy. -;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it ^-^ fwom uWu me, then: OwO waw ÚwÚ and x3 confusion -UwU In Caesar's name OwO pwonyounce I >w< 'gainst thee; ÚwÚ wook ->_< Fow :3 fuwy ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >w< wesisted. ÚwÚ Thus uWu defied, -I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou art welcome, Caius. -x3 Thy Caesar ^.^ knyighted me; my xDD youth I spent -^.^ Much uWu undew him; >_> of him I gather'd xDD honyouw, -^w^ Which ^.^ he ^-^ to >w< seek >_> of me uWu again, :33 pewfowce, -Behoves me ^-^ keep at uttewance. I x3 am pewfect -:33 That OwO the >w< Pannyonyians ÚwÚ and Dalmatians uWu fow -Their ^w^ wibewties awe :3 nyow in uWu awms, :3 a OwO pwecedent -^w^ Which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; wead would show OwO the ^.^ Bwitons cold; -^w^ So Caesar uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find ^.^ them. -UwU WUCIUS. >_> Wet >_> pwoof speak. -CWOTEN. His majesty >_< bids you welcome. UwU Make UwU pastime with OwO us :3 a :3 day ^w^ ow -^-^ two, ^w^ ow longer. >w< If you >w< seek OwO us >w< aftewwawds in uWu othew terms, you -uWu shaww find OwO us in ^-^ ouw salt-water UwU giwdwe. >w< If you beat OwO us >_< out >_> of it, -^.^ it :3 is yours; ^-^ if you ^-^ faww in OwO the adventuwe, ^-^ ouw cwows uWu shaww fare -OwO the better uWu fow OwO you; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. -UwU WUCIUS. UwU So, sir. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. I xDD knyow >_> youw >_< mastew's pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he mine; -^-^ Aww OwO the >_< wemain ;;w;; is, welcome. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -x3 Bwitain. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO reading >_> of :3 a letter - -PISANIO. :3 How? >_> of ;;w;; aduwtewy? >w< Whewefowe wwite you ^.^ nyot -What monstews xDD hew accuse? Weonyatus! -:3 O :3 mastew, what :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ infection -^-^ Is OwO faww'n OwO into >w< thy eaw! What false uWu Itawian- -UwU As poisonous-tongu'd as handed- ;;w;; hath ;;w;; pwevaiw'd -uWu On >w< thy xDD too ready heawing? >_< Diswoyaw? >_< Nyo. -x3 She's :3 punyish'd uWu fow xDD hew truth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ undewgoes, -Mowe goddess-like than wife-like, such :3 assauwts -UwU As would UwU take in >w< some ;;w;; viwtue. :3 O my >w< mastew! -x3 Thy :33 mind ^-^ to xDD hew :3 is :3 nyow as low as ;;w;; wewe -x3 Thy UwU fowtunyes. :3 How? UwU that I shouwd murder uWu hew? -:3 Upon OwO the love, ÚwÚ and truth, ÚwÚ and xDD vows, ;;w;; which I ->_< Have :3 made ^-^ to >w< thy command? OwO I, uWu hew? Her blood? ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be OwO so ^-^ to ^-^ do good UwU sewvice, never ->_> Wet me >w< be uWu counted serviceable. OwO How ÚwÚ wook I -:33 That I shouwd ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to wack humanyity -^w^ So >w< much as :3 this >_< fact comes UwU to? ^-^ [Weads] uWu 'Do't. The letter -:33 That I ^.^ have x3 sent UwU hew, uWu by xDD hew >_> own xDD command -:33 Shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee opportunity.' :3 O :33 damn'd paper, -Bwack as OwO the ink that's uWu on thee! Senseless bauble, -Awt :3 thou :3 a ÚwÚ fedawy uWu fow :3 this ^-^ act, ÚwÚ and wook'st -^w^ So virgin-like UwU without? :33 Wo, here ^.^ she comes. - -x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN - -I x3 am ^w^ ignyowant in what I x3 am ^w^ commanded. -^-^ IMOGEN. OwO How nyow, x3 Pisanyio! -PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, here :3 is :3 a letter ^-^ fwom my :33 wowd. -^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Who? >w< thy UwU wowd? :33 That :3 is my wowd- >w< Weonyatus? -:33 O, ^w^ weawn'd >_< indeed ;;w;; wewe UwU that astronomer -:33 That knew OwO the x3 staws as I his xDD chawactews- -^-^ He'd uWu way OwO the :33 futuwe xDD open. You good >_< gods, ->_> Wet what :3 is here >_> contain'd ^.^ wewish >_> of love, -x3 Of my ;;w;; wowd's ^.^ heawth, >_> of his >w< content; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot -:33 That ^-^ we two awe OwO asundew- let UwU that >w< gwieve :3 him! -uWu Some gwiefs awe med'cinable; UwU that :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of ;;w;; them, ->_< Fow ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ physic love- >_> of his >_< content, -^-^ Aww uWu but in ;;w;; that. Good ^.^ wax, >w< thy weave. Bwest >w< be -You ^w^ bees UwU that ^-^ make ^.^ these wocks >_> of >_< counsew! Wuvws -And x3 men in dangewous ÚwÚ bonds pray ^.^ nyot UwU awike; -^-^ Though forfeiters you UwU cast in x3 pwison, ÚwÚ yet -You cwasp x3 young :33 Cupid's tables. Good UwU nyews, x3 gods! -^-^ [Weads] -'Justice ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fathew's wwath, shouwd ^.^ he UwU take me in his -UwU dominyion, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so x3 cwuew ^-^ to me as you, :3 O OwO the ;;w;; deawest >_> of -^.^ cweatuwes, would x3 even ^.^ wenyew me with >_> youw OwO eyes. ;;w;; Take nyotice UwU that I -x3 am in xDD Cambwia, at ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. What >_> youw >_> own love uWu wiww >_< out >_> of -:3 this :33 advise you, OwO fowwow. ^w^ So ^.^ he :3 wishes you >w< aww >w< happinyess UwU that -remains :33 woyaw ^-^ to his vow, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< incweasing in love -OwO WEONyATUS xDD POSTHUMUS.' - -:3 O uWu fow :3 a horse with OwO wings! >_> Heaw'st thou, Pisanyio? -ÚwÚ He :3 is at ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. Wead, ÚwÚ and tell me -OwO How :3 faw 'tis thithew. >w< If ^-^ onye >_> of UwU mean affairs -May plod ^.^ it in :3 a >w< week, x3 why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot I ->w< Gwide thithew in :3 a day? >_> Then, OwO twue ^.^ Pisanyio- -OwO Who xDD wong'st >_< wike me ^-^ to UwU see >w< thy lord, ^-^ who wong'st- -:33 O, let me >_< 'bate!- uWu but ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu me, ÚwÚ yet :33 wong'st, -But in :3 a faintew >w< kind- :33 O, ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu me, ->_< Fow mine's uWu beyond ^w^ beyond!-say, ÚwÚ and speak OwO thick- -Love's :33 counsewwow shouwd fiww OwO the ;;w;; bowes >_> of hearing -ÚwÚ To th' ;;w;; smothewing >_> of OwO the UwU sense- how :3 faw ^.^ it :3 is -ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> same bwessed OwO Miwfowd. And uWu by th' uWu way ->_> Teww me how >_< Wawes ÚwÚ was :3 made OwO so x3 happy as -^.^ T' xDD inhewit such :3 a ^-^ haven. But ^.^ fiwst >_> of aww, -OwO How ^-^ we ^-^ may >_< steaw ^-^ fwom >_> hence; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the >_> gap -:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make in UwU time ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw xDD hence-going -And ^-^ ouw return, ^-^ to excuse. But :33 fiwst, how >_< get ^-^ hence. -UwU Why shouwd ;;w;; excuse >w< be :3 bown ^w^ ow ewe ^w^ begot? ->w< We'ww talk >_> of UwU that hereafter. ÚwÚ Pwithee ÚwÚ speak, -OwO How many scowe >_> of :3 miwes ^-^ may ^-^ we ;;w;; weww ride -'Twixt hour ÚwÚ and >_< houw? -PISANIO. >_< Onye scowe :33 'twixt >_< sun ÚwÚ and >_> sun, -^w^ Madam, xDD 's enough uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and xDD too >w< much ^w^ too. -^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ onye UwU that rode uWu to's OwO execution, man, -Could never >w< go OwO so swow. I ^.^ have heard >_> of riding wagers -:3 Whewe howses ^.^ have >_< been nyimbwew than OwO the sands -:33 That run >w< i' th' uWu cwock's ^w^ behawf. But :3 this :3 is :33 foow'wy. -uWu Go ;;w;; bid my ^-^ woman feign :3 a uWu sicknyess; uWu say ->w< She'ww UwU home ^-^ to xDD hew uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and :3 pwovide me ÚwÚ pwesentwy -OwO A riding ^.^ suit, nyo OwO costwiew than would x3 fit -OwO A ÚwÚ fwankwin's ^.^ huswife. -PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, >w< you'we :33 best consider. -^-^ IMOGEN. I UwU see before uWu me, xDD man. Nyow ;;w;; hewe, :3 nyow ;;w;; hewe, -Nyow what >_< ensues, uWu but ^.^ have :3 a fog in them -:33 That I cannyot ÚwÚ wook UwU thwough. Away, I >_< pwithee; -Do as I ;;w;; bid thee. There's nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say; -Accessible :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but ;;w;; Miwfowd way. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -^-^ Wawes. OwO A uWu mountainyous ;;w;; countwy with :3 a ÚwÚ cave - -x3 Entew ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ cave BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS - -x3 BEWAWIUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy :3 day ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ keep house with such -uWu Whose woof's as low as ouws! >w< Stoop, boys; :3 this xDD gate -Instructs you how x3 t' adore OwO the uWu heavens, ÚwÚ and bows you -ÚwÚ To :3 a ^-^ mownying's holy :33 office. The ^w^ gates >_> of monarchs -uWu Awe ^-^ awch'd OwO so UwU high UwU that >w< giants ^-^ may ^w^ jet OwO thwough -And ^-^ keep theiw ;;w;; impious xDD tuwbans uWu on ^-^ without -Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to OwO the OwO sun. Hail, :3 thou fair uWu heaven! -We house >w< i' th' rock, ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot OwO so hardly -UwU As prouder livers do. -GUIDERIUS. Hail, uWu heaven! -ARVIRAGUS. Hail, uWu heaven! -x3 BEWAWIUS. Nyow uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ mountain sport. :33 Up ^-^ to yond uWu hiww, -Your >w< wegs awe ^.^ young; I'll ÚwÚ twead ^.^ these flats. ^w^ Considew, -When you :33 abuv pewceive me >_< wike :3 a OwO cwow, -:33 That ^.^ it :3 is place ;;w;; which wessens ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets off; -And you ^-^ may then revolve what tales I ^.^ have told you -x3 Of uWu couwts, >_> of princes, >_> of OwO the tricks in waw. -:3 This service :3 is ^.^ nyot service OwO so being >_< donye, -But being OwO so awwow'd. ÚwÚ To ^.^ appwehend ;;w;; thus -Draws OwO us :3 a >w< pwofit ^-^ fwom >w< aww >w< things ^-^ we >_> see, -And >_< often ^-^ to ^-^ ouw comfort uWu shaww ^-^ we find -The shawded beetle in :3 a OwO safew howd ->w< Than :3 is OwO the full-wing'd x3 eagwe. :33 O, :3 this life -^-^ Is nobler than :33 attending uWu fow :3 a check, -Richer than UwU doing nyothing uWu fow :3 a ^-^ bwibe, -Prouder than rustling in unpaid-fow >_< siwk: -Such >_< gain OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of him UwU that makes him fine, ->_> Yet >_< keeps his book uncwoss'd. :3 Nyo life ^-^ to ouws! -GUIDERIUS. Out >_> of >_> youw >_> pwoof you speak. xDD We, UwU poow >_< unfwedg'd, ->_< Have never >_< wing'd ^-^ fwom view o' th' nyest, :3 nyow xDD knyow ^.^ nyot -What :33 aiw's ^-^ fwom UwU home. :3 Hapwy :3 this life :3 is best, ->w< If >_> quiet life >w< be best; ^-^ sweetew ^-^ to you -:33 That ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; shawpew >_> knyown; ;;w;; weww cowwesponding -x3 With >_> youw ;;w;; stiff age. But x3 unto OwO us ^.^ it :3 is -OwO A cell >_> of :33 ignyowance, twavewwing OwO abed, -OwO A pwison uWu fow :3 a UwU debtow UwU that ^.^ nyot dawes -ÚwÚ To :33 stwide :3 a limit. -ARVIRAGUS. What shouwd ^-^ we speak >_> of -When ^-^ we awe ^.^ owd as you? When ^-^ we uWu shaww hear -The ;;w;; wain ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind beat dark Decembew, ;;w;; how, -UwU In :3 this ^-^ ouw ^.^ pinching ^-^ cave, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ discouwse. -The freezing ^w^ houws >_> away? We ^.^ have uWu seen OwO nyothing; -We awe beastwy: subtle as OwO the :3 fox uWu fow xDD pwey, -;;w;; Wike ^.^ wawwike as OwO the ^.^ wowf uWu fow what ^-^ we >w< eat. -Our valour :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ chase what xDD fwies; ^-^ ouw ^-^ cage -We ^-^ make :3 a choiw, as doth OwO the UwU pwison'd bird, -And sing ^-^ ouw >w< bondage fweewy. -x3 BEWAWIUS. OwO How you x3 speak! -OwO Did you uWu but xDD knyow OwO the x3 city's UwU usuwies, -And ;;w;; fewt them :33 knyowingwy- OwO the art o' th' couwt, -UwU As ^-^ hawd ^-^ to xDD weave as ^-^ keep, uWu whose :3 top ^-^ to climb -^-^ Is ÚwÚ cewtain falling, ^w^ ow OwO so slipp'ry UwU that -The feaw's as OwO bad as fawwing; OwO the >_< toiw o' th' war, -OwO A pain UwU that only uWu seems ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out danger -uWu I' th'nyame >_> of ÚwÚ fame ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, ;;w;; which >_> dies >w< i' ;;w;; th'seawch, -And ;;w;; hath as ^w^ oft :3 a sland'rous ^-^ epitaph -UwU As ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of fair ÚwÚ act; xDD nyay, many times, -^-^ Doth i-iww deserve uWu by UwU doing ;;w;; weww; ^w^ what's wowse- -Must ^w^ cuwtsy at OwO the x3 censuwe. :33 O, uWu boys, :3 this story -The x3 wowwd ^-^ may ;;w;; wead in me; my body's OwO mawk'd -x3 With Woman uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and my wepowt ÚwÚ was UwU once -^.^ fiwst with OwO the :33 best >_> of >_< nyote. Cymbewinye :33 wov'd me; -And when :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ was OwO the theme, my name ->_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 faw UwU off. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was I as :3 a twee -uWu Whose x3 boughs >_> did ^-^ bend with ^w^ fwuit; uWu but in ^-^ onye night -OwO A storm, ^w^ ow UwU wobbewy, caww ^.^ it what you wiww, -:33 Shook ;;w;; down my mewwow :33 hangings, xDD nyay, my uWu weaves, -And weft me x3 bawe ^-^ to UwU weathew. -GUIDERIUS. Uncertain favouw! -x3 BEWAWIUS. UwU My fauwt being >_< nyothing- as I ^.^ have told you oft- -But UwU that two viwwains, uWu whose false oaths ;;w;; pwevaiw'd -Before my pewfect xDD honyouw, :33 swowe ^-^ to Cymbewinye -I ÚwÚ was confederate with OwO the Romans. ^w^ So -Fowwow'd my ;;w;; banyishment, ÚwÚ and :3 this twenty years -:3 This ^-^ wock ÚwÚ and ^.^ these demesnyes ^.^ have >_< been my UwU wowwd, -:3 Whewe I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd at >w< honyest freedom, ÚwÚ paid -Mowe UwU pious debts ^-^ to >w< heaven than in >w< aww -The fowe-end >_> of my xDD time. But OwO up ^-^ to th' >_> mountains! -:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot hunters' >_< wanguage. ÚwÚ He UwU that strikes -The ^.^ venyison ^.^ fiwst uWu shaww >w< be OwO the lord o' th' >_> feast; -ÚwÚ To him OwO the uWu othew two uWu shaww minyistew; -And ^-^ we uWu wiww ;;w;; feaw nyo poison, ;;w;; which attends -UwU In place >_> of gweatew state. I'll ^.^ meet you in OwO the vawweys. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS -OwO How ^-^ hawd ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to hide OwO the >_> spawks >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! -^.^ These :3 boys xDD knyow wittwe uWu they awe >_< sons ^-^ to th' ;;w;; King, -Nyow Cymbewinye >_> dweams UwU that uWu they awe >_> awive. -^.^ They ÚwÚ think uWu they awe mine; ÚwÚ and >w< though >w< twain'd OwO up ;;w;; thus meanly -uWu I' th' ÚwÚ cave wherein uWu they >_< bow, theiw >_> thoughts ^-^ do :3 hit -The :3 woofs >_> of pawaces, ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe >_> pwompts them -UwU In ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and low >w< things ^-^ to pwince ^.^ it >w< much -Beyond OwO the xDD twick >_> of ^.^ othews. :3 This Polydore, -The ÚwÚ heiw >_> of Cymbewinye ÚwÚ and ^w^ Bwitain, ^-^ who -The UwU King his fathew xDD caww'd Guidewius- Juv! -When uWu on my :3 thwee-foot ^w^ stoow I ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and tell -The ^.^ wawwike feats I ^.^ have >_< donye, his uWu spiwits UwU fwy >_< out -x3 Into my :3 stowy; uWu say x3 'Thus >_< minye enemy fell, -And ;;w;; thus I xDD set my foot on's neck'; x3 even then -The >_< pwincewy UwU bwood uWu fwows in his cheek, ^.^ he :33 sweats, -UwU Stwains his x3 young ^-^ nyewves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puts ^-^ himsewf in x3 postuwe -:33 That acts my wowds. The ^.^ youngew :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ Cadwaw, ->w< Once xDD Awviwagus, in as >_< wike :3 a figuwe -Strikes life OwO into my speech, ÚwÚ and >w< shows >w< much ^-^ mowe -His >_> own conceiving. Hawk, OwO the uWu game :3 is wous'd! -:3 O :33 Cymbewinye, >w< heaven ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; conscience knows -Thou didst unjustly ^w^ banyish UwU me! Whereon, -^.^ At three ÚwÚ and two years >_> owd, I stole ^.^ these UwU babes, -^.^ Thinking ^-^ to bar ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU succession as -Thou refts me >_> of my :33 wands. ^w^ Euwiphiwe, -Thou >_< wast theiw nyuwse; uWu they took ÚwÚ thee uWu fow theiw mothew, -And every :3 day ^-^ do uWu honyouw ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ gwave. -OwO Mysewf, Belarius, UwU that x3 am Morgan call'd, -^.^ They UwU take uWu fow :3 nyatuwaw father. The uWu game :3 is :33 up. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -xDD Wawes, ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; Miwfowd >w< Haven - -x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN - -^-^ IMOGEN. Thou told'st uWu me, when ^-^ we came ^-^ fwom OwO howse, OwO the place ->_> Was ;;w;; nyeaw at hand. :33 Nye'ew uWu wong'd my mothew OwO so -ÚwÚ To UwU see me ^.^ fiwst as I ^.^ have OwO nyow. x3 Pisanyio! Man! -:3 Whewe :3 is UwU Posthumus? What :3 is in >w< thy :33 mind -:33 That makes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ stawe ^.^ thus? >w< Whewefowe bweaks UwU that sigh -From th' >_< inwawd >_> of OwO thee? >_< Onye uWu but ^w^ painted ;;w;; thus -Wouwd >w< be interpreted :3 a xDD thing pewpwex'd -Beyond xDD sewf-expwication. x3 Put thyself -x3 Into :3 a x3 haviouw >_> of less feaw, ewe uWu wiwdnyess -^-^ Vanquish my staidew senses. What's OwO the matter? -UwU Why x3 tendew'st :3 thou UwU that paper ^-^ to me with -OwO A ÚwÚ wook x3 untendew! :3 If't >w< be uWu summew UwU nyews, ->_> Smiwe to't ^.^ befowe; ^-^ if wintewwy, :3 thou UwU nyeed'st -But ^-^ keep UwU that count'nyance ^.^ stiww. UwU My >_< husband's ^.^ hand? -:33 That >w< dwug-damn'd ^-^ Itawy ;;w;; hath >_> out-cwaftied ^w^ him, -And :33 he's at >w< some ^-^ hawd point. xDD Speak, >w< man; >w< thy :33 tongue -May UwU take x3 off >w< some ^w^ extwemity, ;;w;; which ^-^ to ;;w;; wead -Wouwd >w< be x3 even x3 mowtaw ^-^ to >_> me. -PISANIO. UwU Pwease you ^.^ wead, -And you uWu shaww find uWu me, wwetched man, :3 a xDD thing -The UwU most OwO disdain'd >_> of xDD fowtunye. -^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'Thy mistress, ;;w;; Pisanyio, ;;w;; hath >_> pway'd OwO the >w< stwumpet in -my :33 bed, OwO the >w< testimonyies ^w^ wheweof lie ÚwÚ bweeding in >_> me. I speak ^.^ nyot ->_< out >_> of uWu weak OwO suwmises, uWu but ^-^ fwom >_> pwoof as >w< stwong as my >w< gwief ÚwÚ and as -ÚwÚ cewtain as I OwO expect my wevenge. :33 That part thou, ;;w;; Pisanyio, >w< must ^.^ act -uWu fow uWu me, ^-^ if >w< thy :3 faith >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 tainted with OwO the :33 bweach >_> of hers. >_> Wet -UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ hands UwU take away xDD hew life; I uWu shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee opportunity -at ;;w;; Miwfowd Haven; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath my letter uWu fow OwO the ^.^ puwpose; where, ^-^ if -:3 thou ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make me ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ it :3 is >_< donye, :3 thou art -OwO the OwO pandew ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; dishonyouw, ÚwÚ and equally ^-^ to me diswoyaw.' -PISANIO. What uWu shaww I :3 nyeed ^-^ to dwaw my swowd? The paper -;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ cut xDD hew ^w^ thwoat awweady. No, 'tis slander, -uWu Whose >_> edge :3 is ;;w;; shawpew than OwO the ;;w;; swowd, uWu whose :33 tongue -Outvenoms >w< aww OwO the worms >_> of Nyiwe, uWu whose >_> bweath -Rides uWu on OwO the ;;w;; posting x3 winds ÚwÚ and doth bewie -^-^ Aww ÚwÚ cownyews >_> of OwO the world. Kings, x3 queens, ÚwÚ and UwU states, -Maids, ÚwÚ matwons, xDD nyay, OwO the >_> secwets >_> of OwO the :33 gwave, -:3 This OwO vipewous :3 swandew enters. What cheew, OwO madam? -^-^ IMOGEN. UwU Fawse ^-^ to his >_> bed? What :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be x3 fawse? -ÚwÚ To lie in watch there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ think uWu on OwO him? -ÚwÚ To weep :3 twixt ^w^ cwock ÚwÚ and clock? >w< If ;;w;; sweep chawge UwU nyatuwe, -ÚwÚ To >_< bweak ^.^ it with :3 a xDD feawfuw ^-^ dweam >_> of ^w^ him, -And x3 cwy ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; awake? ^.^ That's false uWu to's :33 bed, -^-^ Is it? -PISANIO. ^.^ Awas, good ^-^ wady! -^-^ IMOGEN. I :33 fawse! x3 Thy ;;w;; conscience witness! Iachimo, -Thou didst :3 accuse him >_> of >w< incontinyency; -Thou then ÚwÚ wook'dst >_< wike :3 a villain; nyow, >_> methinks, -x3 Thy favour's good ^w^ enyough. uWu Some >_> jay >_> of >_< Itawy, -uWu Whose mothew ÚwÚ was xDD hew xDD painting, ;;w;; hath betway'd >_> him. -OwO Poow I x3 am stale, :3 a ^w^ gawment >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, -And uWu fow I x3 am wichew than ^-^ to >_> hang uWu by th' >_< wawws -I >w< must >w< be >_> wipp'd. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; pieces with UwU me! :33 O, -ÚwÚ Men's >_< vows awe women's >_> twaitows! ^-^ Aww good >_> seeming, -By >w< thy x3 wevowt, :3 O xDD husband, uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ thought -x3 Put uWu on uWu fow ÚwÚ viwwainy; ^.^ nyot :3 bown UwU whewe't gwows, -But OwO wown :3 a :33 bait uWu fow ladies. -PISANIO. Good UwU madam, hear >_> me. -^-^ IMOGEN. ^.^ Twue >w< honyest x3 men being heard, >_< wike false Aeneas, -Wewe, in his UwU time, ^w^ thought ^-^ fawse; ÚwÚ and >w< Sinyon's weeping -OwO Did OwO scandaw many :3 a holy tear, took ^-^ pity -From UwU most OwO twue UwU wwetchednyess. ^w^ So thou, ^w^ Posthumus, -uWu Wiwt uWu way OwO the leaven uWu on >w< aww pwopew ^-^ men: -Goodly ÚwÚ and x3 gawwant uWu shaww >w< be false ÚwÚ and :33 pewjuw'd -From >w< thy gweat fail. ^w^ Come, fewwow, >w< be :3 thou ^-^ honyest; -Do :3 thou >w< thy >_< mastew's uWu bidding; when :3 thou >w< seest ^w^ him, -OwO A wittwe witness my ^.^ obedience. Look! -I dwaw OwO the >_< swowd mysewf; UwU take it, ÚwÚ and :3 hit -The innyocent UwU mansion >_> of my love, my ÚwÚ heawt. -OwO Feaw not; 'tis uWu empty >_> of >w< aww >w< things uWu but gwief; -x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 is ^.^ nyot there, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was >_< indeed -The riches >_> of it. Do his uWu bidding; ^w^ stwike. -Thou uWu mayst >w< be ÚwÚ vawiant in :3 a better ^-^ cause, -But :3 nyow :3 thou >_> seem'st :3 a uWu cowawd. -PISANIO. ÚwÚ Hence, :3 viwe >w< instwument! -Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot x3 damn my hand. -^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Why, I >w< must ^.^ die; -And ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< thy ;;w;; hand, :3 thou art -:3 Nyo ^-^ sewvant >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ mastew's. uWu Against self-slaughter -Thewe :3 is :3 a >_< pwohibition OwO so >_< divinye -:33 That x3 cwavens my uWu weak hand. ^w^ Come, >w< hewe's my >_> heawt- -:33 Something's ^w^ afowe't. >_< Soft, ^.^ soft! ^w^ we'ww nyo defence!- -Obedient as OwO the scabbard. What :3 is hewe? -The ^.^ scwiptuwes >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw :3 Weonyatus -^-^ Aww tuwn'd ^-^ to ^-^ hewesy? Away, ^w^ away, -^w^ Cowwuptews >_> of my faith! you uWu shaww nyo ^-^ mowe -Be stomachews ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ may UwU poow fools ->_< Bewieve false ^-^ teachews; >w< though x3 those UwU that awe betway'd -Do ;;w;; feew OwO the uWu tweason xDD shawpwy, ÚwÚ yet OwO the >_> twaitow -;;w;; Stands in >_< wowse UwU case >_> of ^w^ woe. And thou, ^w^ Posthumus, -:33 That didst xDD set OwO up my ^.^ disobedience >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU King -UwU My fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make me >w< put OwO into >_> contempt OwO the ÚwÚ suits -x3 Of >_< pwincewy fellows, ^-^ shawt heweaftew find -^w^ It :3 is nyo ^.^ act >_> of ^w^ common ÚwÚ passage uWu but -OwO A xDD stwain >_> of rareness; ÚwÚ and I >w< gwieve ^-^ mysewf -ÚwÚ To xDD think, when :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be disedg'd uWu by xDD hew -:33 That :3 nyow :3 thou :3 tiwest OwO on, how >w< thy memowy -uWu Wiww then >w< be :33 pang'd uWu by >_> me. ÚwÚ Pwithee UwU dispatch. -The OwO wamp ;;w;; entweats OwO the x3 butchew. Where's >w< thy knife? -Thou art xDD too uWu swow ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< thy >_< mastew's ^-^ bidding, -When I desiwe ^.^ it ^w^ too. -PISANIO. :3 O >_< gwacious >w< wady, -x3 Since I receiv'd xDD command ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 this ^w^ businyes -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< swept ^-^ onye >_> wink. -^-^ IMOGEN. Do't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bed xDD then. -PISANIO. I'll :3 wake >_< minye eyebawws >_> fiwst. -^-^ IMOGEN. >w< Whewefowe then ->w< Didst >_< undewtake it? UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ abus'd -^w^ So many :3 miwes with :3 a UwU pwetence? :3 This :3 pwace? -Minye >w< action ÚwÚ and UwU thinye ^-^ own? ^-^ ouw howses' xDD wabouw? -The UwU time x3 inviting OwO thee? OwO the perturb'd couwt, ->_< Fow my being UwU absent?- ^w^ wheweunto I never -:33 Puwpose ^w^ wetuwn. UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou gonye OwO so :3 faw -ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 unbent when :3 thou x3 hast ta'en >w< thy ^.^ stand, -^-^ Th' >w< ewected ;;w;; deew before OwO thee? -PISANIO. But ^-^ to ^.^ win UwU time -ÚwÚ To wose OwO so OwO bad employment, in OwO the ;;w;; which -I ^.^ have consider'd >_> of :3 a >_> couwse. Good >w< wady, ->w< Heaw me with uWu patience. -^-^ IMOGEN. x3 Tawk >w< thy :33 tongue >_> weawy- speak. -I ^.^ have heard I x3 am :3 a ^-^ stwumpet, ÚwÚ and >_< minye eaw, -ÚwÚ Thewein false ^w^ stwuck, can UwU take nyo gweatew :33 wound, -Nyow tent ^-^ to xDD bottom ;;w;; that. But speak. -PISANIO. >_> Then, UwU madam, -I ^w^ thought you would ^.^ nyot xDD back again. -^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Most wike- -Bwinging me here ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> me. -PISANIO. :3 Nyot so, neither; -But ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe as xDD wise as ^w^ honyest, then -UwU My OwO puwpose would ^w^ pwuv :33 weww. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be -But UwU that my ^w^ mastew :3 is ^-^ abus'd. uWu Some viwwain, ->w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ singuwaw in his :3 awt, ;;w;; hath x3 donye you uWu both -:3 This x3 cuwsed OwO injuwy. -^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Some Woman couwtezan! -PISANIO. No, uWu on my life! -I'll ^w^ give uWu but nyotice you awe OwO dead, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send him -uWu Some bwoody >w< sign >_> of it, uWu fow 'tis ^w^ commanded -I shouwd ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. You uWu shaww >w< be >_< miss'd at couwt, -And UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; confiwm it. -^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Why, good fewwow, -What uWu shaww I ^-^ do OwO the whiwe? xDD whewe xDD bide? how live? -Ow in my life what UwU comfowt, when I x3 am -Dead ^-^ to my ^.^ husband? -PISANIO. >w< If ^w^ you'ww xDD back ^-^ to th' uWu couwt- -^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Nyo couwt, nyo fathew, :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe >_< ado -x3 With UwU that xDD hawsh, noble, ÚwÚ simpwe >_< nyothing- -:33 That >w< Cwoten, uWu whose ^w^ wuv-suit ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ to me -UwU As xDD feawfuw as :3 a ^-^ siege. -PISANIO. >w< If ^.^ nyot at couwt, -;;w;; Then ^.^ nyot in Britain >w< must you bide. -^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Whewe ^.^ then? -;;w;; Hath Britain >w< aww OwO the >_< sun UwU that shinyes? OwO Day, night, -uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu but in x3 Bwitain? uWu I' th' world's vowume -Our Britain uWu seems as >_> of it, uWu but ^.^ nyot in't; -UwU In :3 a gweat pool :3 a OwO swan's ÚwÚ nyest. ÚwÚ Pwithee ÚwÚ think -There's livers >_< out >_> of x3 Bwitain. -PISANIO. I x3 am UwU most ^.^ gwad -You ÚwÚ think >_> of uWu othew :3 pwace. ^-^ Th' ambassadow, ->w< WUCIUS OwO the :3 Woman, comes ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd >w< Haven -^-^ To-mowwow. Nyow, ^-^ if you :33 couwd wear :3 a :33 mind -xDD Dawk as >_> youw >_> fowtunye ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and uWu but disguise -:33 That ;;w;; which x3 t' :3 appeaw itsewf >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< be -But uWu by self-danger, you shouwd ÚwÚ twead :3 a ^-^ couwse -Pretty ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ view; ^-^ yea, UwU happiwy, ;;w;; nyeaw -The >_> wesidence >_> of ;;w;; Posthumus; OwO so nigh, at >_> weast, -:33 That >w< though his :33 actions ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot UwU visibwe, ÚwÚ yet -Report shouwd render him houwwy ^-^ to >_> youw ear -UwU As ^.^ twuwy as ^.^ he moves. -^-^ IMOGEN. O! uWu fow such means, -^-^ Though peril ^-^ to my modesty, ^.^ nyot death ^-^ on't, -I would ^.^ adventuwe. -PISANIO. ^.^ Weww then, >w< hewe's OwO the >w< point: -You >w< must ^-^ fowget ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ;;w;; woman; >_> change -^.^ Command OwO into uWu obedience; ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyicenyess- -The handmaids >_> of >w< aww :3 women, ;;w;; ow, ^-^ mowe truly, -Woman ^.^ it pwetty UwU sewf- OwO into :3 a >_< waggish courage; -ÚwÚ Weady in gibes, >_< quick-answew'd, ^-^ saucy, ÚwÚ and -UwU As >_> quawwewous as OwO the xDD weasew. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must -^.^ Fowget UwU that wawest >_> tweasuwe >_> of >_> youw cheek, -xDD Exposing >_> it- ;;w;; but, :33 O, OwO the x3 hawdew >_< heawt! -Awack, nyo ^.^ wemedy!- ^-^ to OwO the greedy ^.^ touch -x3 Of >w< common-kissing x3 Titan, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fowget -Your laboursome ÚwÚ and dainty trims wherein -You :3 made gweat Juno xDD angwy. -^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< be x3 bwief; -I UwU see OwO into >w< thy end, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^w^ awmost -OwO A man awweady. -PISANIO. First, ^-^ make yourself uWu but >_< wike ^w^ onye. -OwO Fowe-thinking this, I ^.^ have already :3 fit- -^.^ 'Tis in my UwU cwoak-bag- doublet, hat, >_> hose, >w< aww -:33 That ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to ^.^ them. Wouwd you, in theiw sewving, -And with what imitation you can borrow -From xDD youth >_> of such :3 a UwU season, fowe x3 nyobwe Wucius -Present OwO youwsewf, desiwe his UwU sewvice, tell him -OwO Whewein >w< you'we happy- ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^-^ make him xDD knyow ->w< If UwU that his head ^.^ have ear in x3 music; x3 doubtwess -x3 With ^.^ joy ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ embwace OwO you; uWu fow :33 he's xDD honyouwabwe, -And, doubwing UwU that, UwU most howy. Your :3 means uWu abwoad- -You ^.^ have uWu me, rich; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww never x3 faiw -Beginning :3 nyow >_< suppwyment. -^-^ IMOGEN. Thou art >w< aww OwO the comfort -The UwU gods uWu wiww ;;w;; diet me OwO with. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< away! -There's ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be considew'd; uWu but ^w^ we'ww x3 even -^-^ Aww UwU that good UwU time uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ us. :3 This ^-^ attempt -I x3 am sowdiew ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_> abide ^.^ it with -OwO A >w< pwince's ^.^ couwage. Away, I :33 pwithee. -PISANIO. Weww, UwU madam, ^-^ we >w< must UwU take :3 a ^-^ showt ^.^ faweweww, -OwO West, being >_> miss'd, I >w< be ^.^ suspected >_> of -Your carriage ^-^ fwom OwO the couwt. UwU My x3 nyobwe mistress, -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a >_> box; I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen. -What's xDD in't :3 is xDD pwecious. >w< If you awe uWu sick at ÚwÚ sea -Ow stomach-qualm'd at wand, :3 a ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 this -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ dwive away ÚwÚ distempew. ÚwÚ To >w< some :33 shade, -And x3 fit you ^-^ to >_> youw manhood. May OwO the UwU gods ->w< Diwect you ^-^ to OwO the best! -^-^ IMOGEN. UwU Amen. I :3 thank thee. >_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, QUEEN, OwO CWOTEN, ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ÚwÚ and LORDS - -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Thus >w< faw; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. -UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, :33 woyaw sir. -UwU My empewow ;;w;; hath wwote; I >w< must ^-^ fwom hence, -And x3 am ^.^ wight >_< sowwy UwU that I >w< must wepowt ye -UwU My >_< mastew's enyemy. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Our :33 subjects, ;;w;; siw, -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe his ÚwÚ yoke; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ouwsewf -ÚwÚ To show less sovereignty than uWu they, >w< must ^.^ nyeeds -xDD Appeaw ;;w;; unkingwike. -UwU WUCIUS. UwU So, sir. I desiwe >_> of you -OwO A OwO conduct OwO uvwwand ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. -^w^ Madam, >w< aww ^.^ joy befall >_> youw Gwace, ÚwÚ and xDD you! -xDD CYMBEWINyE. UwU My x3 wowds, you awe appointed uWu fow UwU that x3 office; -The :3 due >_> of uWu honyouw in nyo point >_< omit. -^w^ So ^.^ faweweww, x3 nyobwe Wucius. -UwU WUCIUS. Your ;;w;; hand, my :33 wowd. -CWOTEN. ;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it friendly; uWu but ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time :3 fowth -I wear ^.^ it as >_> youw enyemy. -UwU WUCIUS. >_> Siw, OwO the ^-^ event -^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to name OwO the winner. Fawe you :33 weww. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Weave ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< wowthy >_< Wucius, good my x3 wowds, -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the Severn. Happiness! ->_< Exeunt >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and LORDS -x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ He :33 goes x3 hence >_< fwownying; uWu but ^.^ it honours OwO us -:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< given him ^.^ cause. -CWOTEN. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww OwO the bettew; -Your ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ have theiw :3 wishes in it. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Wucius ;;w;; hath ^w^ wwote already ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow -OwO How ^.^ it :33 goes here. ^w^ It ^-^ fits OwO us OwO thewefowe ripely -Our chawiots ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :33 howsemen >w< be in xDD weadinyess. -The pow'rs UwU that ^.^ he already ;;w;; hath in x3 Gawwia -uWu Wiww >_> soon >w< be :33 dwawn ^-^ to uWu head, ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ he muvs -His OwO waw uWu fow x3 Bwitain. -x3 QUEEN. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot sweepy businyess, -But >w< must >w< be ^.^ wook'd ^-^ to speedily ÚwÚ and stwongwy. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Our x3 expectation UwU that ^.^ it would >w< be ;;w;; thus -;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO us :3 fowwawd. But, my gentwe queen, -:3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ ouw ^.^ daughtew? She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot appeaw'd -Before OwO the :3 Woman, :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO us ;;w;; hath tendew'd -The >_> duty >_> of OwO the day. She looks OwO us >_< wike -OwO A xDD thing ^-^ mowe :3 made >_> of ;;w;; mawice than >_> of xDD duty; -We ^.^ have nyoted it. ^-^ Caww xDD hew before >w< us, uWu fow -We ^.^ have >_< been xDD too ^w^ swight in uWu suffewance. Exit :3 a MESSENGEW -x3 QUEEN. UwU Woyaw ;;w;; siw, -x3 Since OwO the exiwe >_> of ^w^ Posthumus, UwU most ;;w;; wetiw'd -;;w;; Hath xDD hew life uWu been; OwO the cure whereof, my lord, -^.^ 'Tis UwU time >w< must do. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty, -UwU Fowbeaw shawp >_< speeches ^-^ to UwU hew; she's :3 a wady -^w^ So >w< tendew >_> of >w< webukes UwU that uWu wowds awe xDD stwokes, -And UwU stwokes death ^-^ to :3 hew. - -;;w;; We-entew MESSENGEW - -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 she, sir? OwO How -^w^ Can xDD hew >_> contempt >w< be answer'd? -MESSENGEW. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, -Her ;;w;; chambews awe >w< aww lock'd, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's nyo ÚwÚ answew -:33 That uWu wiww >w< be >w< given ^-^ to th' loud >_> of ^w^ nyoise ^-^ we ^w^ make. -x3 QUEEN. UwU My lord, when last I went ^-^ to >w< visit UwU hew, -She >_> pway'd me ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse xDD hew UwU keeping ^-^ cwose; -xDD Wheweto constrain'd uWu by xDD hew infiwmity -She shouwd UwU that >_> duty xDD weave >w< unpaid ^-^ to you -^w^ Which ;;w;; daiwy ^.^ she ÚwÚ was bound ^-^ to UwU pwoffew. :3 This -She :33 wish'd me ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> knyown; uWu but ^-^ ouw gweat couwt -^w^ Made me ^-^ to blame in :33 memowy. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Her :33 doows wock'd? -:3 Nyot uWu seen >_> of OwO wate? uWu Gwant, uWu heavens, UwU that ;;w;; which I ;;w;; feaw -uWu Pwuv :33 fawse! Exit -x3 QUEEN. >_< Son, I ÚwÚ say, follow OwO the King. -CWOTEN. :33 That man >_> of x3 hews, ;;w;; Pisanyio, xDD hew ^.^ owd x3 sewvant, -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^.^ these two ^.^ days. -x3 QUEEN. Go, ÚwÚ wook >w< aftew. Exit >_> CWOTEN -;;w;; Pisanyio, :3 thou UwU that stand'st OwO so uWu fow xDD Posthumus! -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a ÚwÚ dwug >_> of x3 minye. I pray his absence -x3 Pwoceed uWu by swawwowing UwU that; uWu fow ^.^ he bewieves -^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD thing UwU most xDD pwecious. But uWu fow UwU hew, -:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ she gonye? :3 Hapwy ^.^ despaiw ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd UwU hew; -Or, >_< wing'd with fewvouw >_> of xDD hew love, she's :3 fwown -ÚwÚ To xDD hew >w< desiw'd ;;w;; Posthumus. UwU Gonye ^.^ she :3 is -ÚwÚ To death ^w^ ow ^-^ to ;;w;; dishonyouw, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ end -^w^ Can ^-^ make good ;;w;; use >_> of >_> eithew. She being down, -I ^.^ have OwO the placing >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish ^w^ cwown. - -;;w;; We-entew >_> CWOTEN - -OwO How nyow, my xDD son? -CWOTEN. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ fwed. -uWu Go in ÚwÚ and :33 cheew OwO the King. ÚwÚ He wages; UwU nyonye ->w< Dawe come about >_> him. -x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^w^ bettew. May -:3 This night fowestaww him >_> of OwO the UwU coming xDD day! Exit -CWOTEN. I love ÚwÚ and UwU hate UwU hew; uWu fow she's fair ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw, -And UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >w< aww >_> couwtwy pawts ^-^ mowe UwU exquisite ->w< Than >w< wady, uWu wadies, OwO woman. From every ^-^ onye -The :33 best ^.^ she ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and :33 she, >_> of >w< aww ^w^ compounded, -uWu Outsewws them all. I love xDD hew xDD thewefowe; uWu but -Disdaining me ÚwÚ and ^.^ thwowing favouws uWu on -The low UwU Posthumus swandews OwO so xDD hew ÚwÚ judgment -:33 That ^w^ what's ewse x3 wawe :3 is >_< chok'd; ÚwÚ and in UwU that point -I uWu wiww conclude ^-^ to UwU hate UwU hew, xDD nyay, :3 indeed, -ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd x3 upon :3 hew. >_< Fow when fools +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. uWu The exiwe of her uWu minyion >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ nyew; +:33 She hath nyot yet fowgot him; x3 some ^.^ mowe time +:3 Must ^-^ weaw x3 the pwint of :33 his wemembwance ^.^ out, +xDD And xDD then ^w^ she's x3 youws. +QUEEN. >_> You OwO awe UwU most bound to x3 th' OwO King, +Who wets OwO go ^.^ by nyo xDD vantages :3 that OwO may +Pwefew xDD you to :33 his >w< daughtew. ^.^ Fwame >_> youwsewf +;;w;; To ^w^ owdewwy xDD sowiciting, ÚwÚ and be friended +With :33 aptnyess of x3 the :3 season; >_< make denials +x3 Incwease x3 youw >w< sewvices; UwU so xDD seem >_< as >_> if +>_> You :3 wewe inspir'd to UwU do UwU those >_> duties which +>_> You xDD tendew to >w< hew; :3 that xDD you uWu in aww UwU obey hew, +:3 Save when ÚwÚ command to x3 youw dismission ;;w;; tends, +xDD And thewein xDD you OwO awe >_< sensewess. +xDD CWOTEN. OwO Sensewess? ÚwÚ Nyot :3 so. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ So ^.^ wike UwU you, ^w^ siw, ambassadors from Rome; +uWu The one >_> is :3 Caius ^-^ Wucius. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy fewwow, +Awbeit ^.^ he x3 comes on angry OwO puwpose >_< nyow; +OwO But ^w^ that's nyo ;;w;; fauwt of ÚwÚ his. We ^w^ must receive ^.^ him +x3 Accowding to x3 the honour of :33 his OwO sendew; +xDD And uWu towawds himsewf, :33 his xDD goodnyess UwU fowespent on us, +We ^w^ must :3 extend UwU ouw OwO nyotice. Our uWu deaw x3 son, +x3 When xDD you uWu have UwU given ÚwÚ good mownying to x3 youw ^-^ mistwess, +uWu Attend x3 the xDD Queen ÚwÚ and us; ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have >_< nyeed +;;w;; T' :33 empwoy xDD you uWu towawds ÚwÚ this Roman. ^.^ Come, UwU ouw >w< queen. +Exeunt aww >_> but CLOTEN +xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be up, I'll speak with >w< hew; >_> if >_> nyot, +Let her >_< wie still ÚwÚ and UwU dweam. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, ho! [Knocks] +UwU I ^.^ knyow her x3 women OwO awe about >w< hew; >_> what +;;w;; If UwU I UwU do winye one of uWu theiw hands? 'Tis gowd +>_< Which xDD buys ;;w;; admittance; ;;w;; oft >w< it >_> doth-yea, ÚwÚ and x3 makes +Diana's :33 wangews UwU fawse ^.^ themsewves, yield x3 up +^-^ Theiw >w< deew to x3 th' stand ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; steawew; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis gowd +>_< Which x3 makes x3 the true x3 man kill'd ÚwÚ and >w< saves x3 the ^.^ thief; +Nyay, ÚwÚ sometime uWu hangs both UwU thief ÚwÚ and true man. >_> What +UwU Can >w< it nyot UwU do ÚwÚ and >_> undo? UwU I xDD wiww >_< make +x3 Onye of her x3 women ÚwÚ wawyew to uWu me, fow +UwU I yet nyot understand x3 the case :3 mysewf. +^-^ By x3 youw >_< weave. [Knocks] + +Entew :3 a :3 WADY + +WADY. Who's there :3 that knocks? +xDD CWOTEN. ^-^ A :3 gentweman. +WADY. No UwU mowe? +xDD CWOTEN. Yes, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO gentwewoman's OwO son. +WADY. >w< That's ^.^ mowe +Than x3 some x3 whose ;;w;; taiwows OwO awe >_< as uWu deaw >_< as >_> youws +UwU Can >_< justwy boast uWu of. x3 What's x3 youw :3 wowdship's pweasuwe? +xDD CWOTEN. uWu Youw >_> wady's ÚwÚ pewson; >_> is ^.^ she ^-^ weady? +WADY. Ay, +;;w;; To >_< keep her ^.^ chambew. +xDD CWOTEN. >_> Thewe >_> is gowd fow uWu you; ;;w;; seww ;;w;; me x3 youw ÚwÚ good report. +WADY. ÚwÚ How? OwO My ÚwÚ good :3 nyame? ow to wepowt of xDD you +>_> What UwU I UwU shaww think >_> is good? uWu The UwU Pwincess! + +Entew UwU IMOGEN + +xDD CWOTEN. ^-^ Good morrow, >_> faiwest sister. uWu Youw x3 sweet >w< hand. +uWu Exit :3 WADY +UwU IMOGEN. ^-^ Good morrow, sir. >_> You uWu way x3 out ^w^ too much ^w^ pains +For >_> puwchasing >_> but trouble. uWu The thanks UwU I UwU give +Is :3 tewwing xDD you :3 that UwU I ^w^ am poor of thanks, +xDD And scawce ^.^ can ^-^ spawe OwO them. +xDD CWOTEN. UwU Stiww UwU I >_< sweaw UwU I wuv OwO you. +UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> but uWu said >_> so, >w< 'twewe >_< as >_> deep with x3 me. +;;w;; If xDD you >_< sweaw still, x3 youw recompense >_> is still +:33 That UwU I regard >w< it not. +xDD CWOTEN. This >_> is nyo answer. +UwU IMOGEN. OwO But :3 that xDD you UwU shaww nyot >_> say UwU I :33 yiewd, ^.^ being siwent, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< speak. UwU I pray xDD you ^-^ spawe x3 me. Faith, +UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ unfowd equal discourtesy +;;w;; To x3 youw best kindness; one of x3 youw great x3 knyowing +Should ÚwÚ weawn, ^.^ being OwO taught, forbearance. +xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; To OwO weave xDD you uWu in x3 youw ^-^ madnyess >w< 'twewe x3 my sin; +UwU I xDD wiww not. +UwU IMOGEN. ^w^ Foows OwO awe nyot ^-^ mad OwO fowks. +xDD CWOTEN. Do xDD you caww ;;w;; me ^.^ foow? +UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am mad, UwU I do; +;;w;; If you'ww be *giggles shyly* patient, I'll nyo ^.^ mowe be >w< mad; +:33 That cures >_> us xDD both. UwU I ^w^ am much sowwy, ^w^ siw, +>_> You put ;;w;; me to x3 fowget :3 a >_> wady's ^w^ mannyews +^-^ By ^.^ being UwU so verbal; ÚwÚ and :3 weawn now, fow all, +:33 That I, which ^.^ knyow x3 my uWu heawt, UwU do OwO hewe OwO pwonyounce, +^-^ By x3 th' xDD vewy uWu twuth of :33 it, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow UwU you, +xDD And ^w^ am UwU so nyeaw x3 the ^.^ wack of xDD chawity +;;w;; To ;;w;; accuse mysewf UwU I ^-^ hate uWu you; which UwU I xDD had rather +>_> You UwU fewt than ;;w;; make't x3 my ^.^ boast. +xDD CWOTEN. >_> You x3 sin OwO against +Obedience, which xDD you >_> owe x3 youw :33 fathew. For +uWu The ÚwÚ contwact xDD you pwetend with :3 that UwU base :3 wwetch, +x3 Onye bwed of :3 awms ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fostew'd with UwU cowd UwU dishes, +With >_> scwaps ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ couwt- >w< it >_> is nyo contract, none. +xDD And ^w^ though >w< it be UwU awwowed uWu in >w< meanyew >_> pawties- +ÚwÚ Yet who than ^.^ he ^.^ mowe mean?- to >w< knyit uWu theiw OwO souws- +On ÚwÚ whom there >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe dependency +OwO But brats ÚwÚ and >_< beggawy- uWu in ÚwÚ sewf-figuw'd knot, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD you OwO awe uWu cuwb'd from :3 that >w< enwawgement ^.^ by +uWu The >_> consequence ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must nyot ÚwÚ foiw +uWu The >_< pwecious ^-^ nyote of >w< it with :3 a UwU base :33 swave, +^-^ A hilding fow :3 a wivewy, :3 a OwO squiwe's >_< cwoth, +^-^ A xDD pantwew- nyot UwU so >_> eminyent! +UwU IMOGEN. Pwofanye xDD fewwow! +:33 Wewt xDD thou x3 the >_< son of Jupiter, ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ mowe +OwO But >_> what xDD thou awt >_< besides, xDD thou OwO wewt ^w^ too UwU base +;;w;; To be :33 his groom. ^.^ Thou OwO wewt dignified UwU enyough, +Even to x3 the :33 point of xDD envy, >_> if >w< 'twewe UwU made +Compawative fow x3 youw uWu viwtues to be >w< styw'd +uWu The under-hangman of :33 his :33 kingdom, ÚwÚ and hated +For ^.^ being pwefeww'd UwU so well. +xDD CWOTEN. uWu The south >_> fog uWu wot x3 him! +UwU IMOGEN. >w< He >_< nyevew ^.^ can :3 meet ^.^ mowe :33 mischance than come +;;w;; To be >_> but nyam'd of thee. ÚwÚ His x3 mean'st ^.^ gawment +:33 That OwO evew hath >_> but >w< cwipp'd :33 his >w< body >_> is ÚwÚ deawew +^w^ In x3 my wespect than aww x3 the >_< haiws :33 abuv ÚwÚ thee, +^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they aww UwU made xDD such ^.^ men. How now, :33 Pisanyio! + +Entew :3 PISANyIO + +xDD CWOTEN. 'His >_< gawments'! Now x3 the >w< deviw- +UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; To ^w^ Dowothy x3 my OwO woman hie uWu thee presently. +xDD CWOTEN. 'His garment'! +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ^w^ am sprited with :3 a foow; +uWu Fwighted, ÚwÚ and ang'red x3 wowse. Go bid x3 my OwO woman +Search fow :3 a jewel :3 that ^w^ too ^.^ casuawwy +>_< Hath left >_< minye awm. ^.^ It UwU was >w< thy master's; :33 shwew uWu me, +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd wose >w< it fow :3 a >_> wevenyue +Of xDD any >_< king's uWu in >_< Euwope! UwU I UwU do think +UwU I OwO saw't ÚwÚ this morning; xDD confident UwU I ^w^ am +UwU Wast >w< nyight uWu 'twas on >_< minye OwO awm; UwU I >w< kiss'd :3 it. +UwU I UwU hope >w< it be nyot >_> gonye to tell x3 my ;;w;; wowd +:33 That UwU I :3 kiss ^.^ aught >_> but he. +PISANIO. 'Twiww nyot be :3 wost. +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I UwU hope :3 so. Go ÚwÚ and seawch. uWu Exit :3 PISANyIO +xDD CWOTEN. >_> You uWu have UwU abus'd x3 me. +'His meanyest garment'! +UwU IMOGEN. Ay, UwU I uWu said >_> so, sir. +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww >_< make 't >w< an xDD action, caww >_> witnyess to :3 't. +xDD CWOTEN. UwU I xDD wiww infowm x3 youw :33 fathew. +UwU IMOGEN. uWu Youw mothew UwU too. +>_> She's x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wady ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD conceive, UwU I hope, +OwO But x3 the worst of x3 me. ^w^ So UwU I OwO weave UwU you, ^w^ siw, +;;w;; To x3 th' worst of >_< discontent. uWu Exit +xDD CWOTEN. I'll be reveng'd. +'His x3 mean'st garment'! ^-^ Weww. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +xDD Wome. PHILARIO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and PHILARIO + +:3 POSTHUMUS. Fear >w< it >_> nyot, siw; UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe UwU so >_< suwe +;;w;; To x3 win x3 the ^w^ King >_< as UwU I ^w^ am bold her honour +Will wemain hers. +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. >_> What means UwU do xDD you >_< make to him? +:3 POSTHUMUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ any; >_> but abide x3 the change of time, +>_> Quake uWu in x3 the xDD pwesent winter's state, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wish +:33 That warmer OwO days ^.^ wouwd x3 come. ^w^ In these feaw'd hopes +UwU I barely UwU gwatify x3 youw love; ;;w;; they UwU faiwing, +UwU I ^w^ must ^-^ die much x3 youw ÚwÚ debtow. +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. uWu Youw xDD vewy xDD goodnyess ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< company +O'ewpays aww UwU I ^.^ can xDD do. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this x3 youw x3 king +>_< Hath heard of great UwU Augustus. :3 Caius ^.^ Wucius +Will do's OwO commission thwoughwy; ÚwÚ and UwU I think +^-^ He'ww gwant x3 the OwO twibute, >_> send x3 th' awweawages, +:33 Ow wook ;;w;; upon UwU ouw uWu Womans, x3 whose wemembwance +Is yet >w< fwesh uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ gwief. +:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve +>_< Statist ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am nyonye, nor ^.^ wike to be, +:33 That ÚwÚ this xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 a UwU waw; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww hear +uWu The legions nyow uWu in Gawwia :33 soonyew landed +^w^ In UwU ouw not-fearing uWu Bwitain than uWu have UwU tidings +Of xDD any ÚwÚ penny UwU twibute paid. Our UwU countwymen +^w^ Awe ;;w;; men ^.^ mowe OwO owdew'd than when Julius Caesaw +Smiw'd uWu at uWu theiw ^.^ wack of ^-^ skiww, >_> but >_> found uWu theiw couwage +Wowthy :33 his >_> fwownying at. ^-^ Theiw discipwinye, +Now >w< mingwed with uWu theiw couwages, xDD wiww >_< make ÚwÚ knyown +;;w;; To uWu theiw appwuvws ;;w;; they OwO awe OwO peopwe xDD such +:33 That mend ;;w;; upon x3 the wowwd. + +Entew uWu IACHIMO + +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. OwO See! xDD Iachimo! +:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu The :33 swiftest hawts uWu have >_< posted xDD you ^.^ by land, +xDD And >_< winds of aww x3 the >w< comews >w< kiss'd x3 youw saiws, +;;w;; To >_< make x3 youw vessel nimble. +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. Welcome, sir. +:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I UwU hope x3 the >w< bwiefnyess of x3 youw answew UwU made +uWu The >_> speedinyess of x3 youw wetuwn. +IACHIMO. uWu Youw uWu wady +Is one of x3 the >_> faiwest :3 that UwU I uWu have >_> wook'd ^w^ upon. +:3 POSTHUMUS. xDD And UwU thewewithaw x3 the OwO best; ow wet her beauty +Wook ^w^ thwough :3 a >_< casement to :3 awwuwe UwU fawse hearts, +xDD And be UwU fawse with OwO them. +IACHIMO. :3 Hewe OwO awe x3 wettews fow OwO you. +:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ Theiw ;;w;; tenyouw UwU good, UwU I :33 twust. +IACHIMO. 'Tis xDD vewy >_> wike. +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. Was :3 Caius ^.^ Wucius uWu in x3 the uWu Bwitain court +x3 When xDD you :3 wewe OwO thewe? +IACHIMO. >w< He UwU was ^.^ expected >w< then, +OwO But nyot approach'd. +:3 POSTHUMUS. All >_> is weww >_> yet. +Sparkles ÚwÚ this stone >_< as >w< it UwU was ÚwÚ wont, ow :3 is't nyot +Too dull fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good ^w^ weawing? +IACHIMO. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu have wost :33 it, +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have wost x3 the ^.^ wowth of >w< it uWu in ;;w;; gowd. +I'll >_< make :3 a ^w^ jouwnyey twice >_< as uWu faw t' ^.^ enjoy +^-^ A second >w< nyight of xDD such x3 sweet uWu showtnyess which +Was >_< minye uWu in Britain; fow x3 the OwO wing >_> is uWu won. +:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu The stone's ^w^ too x3 hawd to come by. +IACHIMO. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< whit, +uWu Youw uWu wady ^.^ being UwU so x3 easy. +:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ Make >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, +uWu Youw ^-^ woss x3 youw ;;w;; spowt. UwU I UwU hope xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 that ^.^ we +:3 Must nyot >w< continyue fwiends. +IACHIMO. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ;;w;; must, +;;w;; If xDD you >_< keep ^.^ cuvnyant. xDD Had UwU I nyot ^.^ bwought +uWu The >_< knyowwedge of x3 youw mistwess ^.^ home, UwU I gwant +We :3 wewe to ;;w;; question ^.^ fawthew; >_> but UwU I nyow +Profess mysewf x3 the winner of her honyouw, +OwO Togethew with x3 youw wing; ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the ÚwÚ wwongew +Of her ow UwU you, xDD having >_< pwoceeded >_> but +^-^ By both x3 youw ^-^ wiwws. +:3 POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can ;;w;; make't apparent +:33 That xDD you uWu have ^w^ tasted her uWu in ^.^ bed, x3 my uWu hand +xDD And OwO wing >_> is x3 youws. ;;w;; If >_> nyot, x3 the fouw opinyion +>_> You xDD had of her puwe honour OwO gains ow loses +uWu Youw xDD swowd ow >_> minye, ow masterless >w< weaves both +;;w;; To who UwU shaww find OwO them. +IACHIMO. UwU Siw, x3 my circumstances, +uWu Being UwU so nyeaw x3 the uWu twuth >_< as UwU I xDD wiww >_< make ÚwÚ them, +:3 Must xDD fiwst xDD induce xDD you to believe- x3 whose ÚwÚ stwength +UwU I xDD wiww :33 confiwm with uWu oath; which UwU I doubt nyot +You'll UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ^-^ spawe when xDD you UwU shaww find +>_> You >_< nyeed >w< it not. +:3 POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Pwoceed. +IACHIMO. ^.^ Fiwst, her ;;w;; bedchambew, +Whewe UwU I x3 confess UwU I slept >_> nyot, >_> but pwofess +xDD Had :3 that UwU was weww ^.^ wowth :33 watching-it UwU was :33 hang'd +With ;;w;; tapestwy of OwO siwk ÚwÚ and silver; x3 the story, +Pwoud Cleopatra when ^.^ she >w< met her Roman +xDD And ;;w;; Cydnyus UwU sweww'd :33 abuv x3 the ^w^ banks, ow fow +uWu The x3 pwess of ^w^ boats ow pwide. ^-^ A ^.^ piece of ^.^ wowk +^w^ So bravely :33 donye, UwU so rich, :3 that >w< it uWu did strive +^w^ In OwO wowkmanship ÚwÚ and ^-^ vawue; which UwU I x3 wondew'd +Could be UwU so ÚwÚ wawewy ÚwÚ and exactwy wrought, +Since x3 the true >w< wife ^.^ on't ^.^ was- +:3 POSTHUMUS. This >_> is true; +xDD And ÚwÚ this xDD you ^w^ might uWu have heard of UwU hewe, ^.^ by ;;w;; me +:33 Ow ^.^ by x3 some :3 othew. +IACHIMO. uWu Mowe pawticuwaws +:3 Must justify x3 my knowledge. +:3 POSTHUMUS. ^w^ So ;;w;; they ;;w;; must, +:33 Ow UwU do x3 youw honour >w< injuwy. +IACHIMO. uWu The x3 chimnyey +Is south x3 the chamber, ÚwÚ and x3 the chimnyeypiece +^.^ Chaste uWu Dian UwU bathing. xDD Nyevew saw UwU I figuwes +^w^ So ÚwÚ wikewy to wepowt x3 themsewves. uWu The cutter +Was >_< as anyothew nyatuwe, ^-^ dumb; xDD outwent hew, +OwO Motion ÚwÚ and UwU bweath left OwO out. +:3 POSTHUMUS. This >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing +>_< Which xDD you ^w^ might from wewation >_< wikewise x3 weap, +:33 Being, >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, much ^-^ spoke uWu of. +IACHIMO. uWu The ÚwÚ woof ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 chambew +With golden x3 chewubins >_> is OwO fwetted; her andiwons- +UwU I xDD had fowgot OwO them- :3 wewe >w< two winking ^w^ Cupids +Of ^.^ siwvew, >_< each on one :33 foot standing, nyicewy +Depending on uWu theiw bwands. +:3 POSTHUMUS. This >_> is her ^-^ honyouw! +Let >w< it be >_> gwanted xDD you uWu have :3 seen aww uWu this, ÚwÚ and praise +^w^ Be UwU given to x3 youw remembrance; x3 the description +Of >_> what >_> is uWu in her x3 chambew >_< nyothing >w< saves +uWu The wagew xDD you uWu have >w< waid. +IACHIMO. Then, >_> if xDD you ^-^ can, [Shows x3 the xDD bwacewet] +^w^ Be xDD pawe. UwU I ÚwÚ beg >_> but OwO weave to ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ this jewel. OwO See! +xDD And nyow UwU 'tis x3 up ;;w;; again. ^.^ It ^w^ must be mawwied +;;w;; To :3 that x3 youw UwU diamond; I'll >_< keep OwO them. +:3 POSTHUMUS. >_> Juv! +Once ^.^ mowe wet ;;w;; me behowd :3 it. Is >w< it :3 that +>_< Which UwU I left with OwO hew? +IACHIMO. OwO Siw- UwU I >_> thank xDD hew- x3 that. +:33 She stwipp'd >w< it from her OwO awm; UwU I >_> see her :33 yet; +:3 Hew OwO pwetty uWu action uWu did UwU outseww her :3 gift, +xDD And yet ^-^ enwich'd >w< it UwU too. :33 She uWu gave >w< it uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu said +:33 She x3 pwiz'd >w< it OwO once. +:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ May be ^.^ she ^w^ pwuck'd >w< it of +;;w;; To >_> send >w< it x3 me. +IACHIMO. :33 She >_< wwites UwU so to UwU you, xDD doth >_< she? +:3 POSTHUMUS. >_< O, no, no, no! UwU 'tis true. Here, OwO take ÚwÚ this :3 too; +xDD [Gives x3 the :3 wing] +^.^ It >_> is :3 a >w< basiwisk >w< unto >_< minye >_< eye, +Kiwws ;;w;; me to wook ^.^ on't. Let there be nyo honour +Whewe there >_> is ^w^ beauty; uWu twuth :3 whewe semblance; wuv +Whewe there's anyothew man. uWu The x3 vows of x3 women +Of nyo ^.^ mowe :3 bondage be to :3 whewe ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU made +Than ;;w;; they OwO awe to uWu theiw viwtues, which >_> is OwO nyothing. +>_< O, :33 abuv UwU measuwe fawse! +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. :3 Have patience, ^w^ siw, +xDD And OwO take x3 youw OwO wing again; UwU 'tis nyot yet uWu won. +^.^ It OwO may be probable ^.^ she wost :33 it, ow +Who xDD knyows >_> if one her UwU women, ^.^ being cowwupted +>_< Hath :3 stow'n >w< it from OwO hew? +:3 POSTHUMUS. Very true; +xDD And UwU so UwU I UwU hope ^.^ he ^-^ came >_< by't. :3 Back x3 my wing. +:33 Wendew to ;;w;; me x3 some corporal xDD sign about hew, +uWu Mowe ^w^ evident than >_< this; fow ÚwÚ this UwU was stow'n. +IACHIMO. ^-^ By Jupiter, UwU I xDD had >w< it from her >_> awm! +:3 POSTHUMUS. ^.^ Hawk UwU you, ^.^ he swears; ^.^ by Jupiter ^.^ he uWu sweaws. +'Tis UwU twue- x3 nyay, >_< keep x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, UwU 'tis true. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe +:33 She ^.^ wouwd nyot wose :3 it. :3 Hew ^.^ attendants OwO awe +All sworn ÚwÚ and honourable- ;;w;; they ^w^ induc'd to ^.^ steaw :3 it! +xDD And ^.^ by :3 a ^w^ stwangew! :3 Nyo, ^.^ he hath x3 enjoy'd her. +uWu The cognizance of her incontinyency +Is :33 this: ^.^ she hath xDD bought x3 the xDD nyame of whore OwO thus deawwy. +There, OwO take >w< thy hire; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the >w< fiends of heww +Divide x3 themsewves ^-^ between you! +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. UwU Siw, be UwU patient; +This >_> is nyot >w< stwong enough to be believ'd +Of one >w< pewsuaded weww uWu of. +:3 POSTHUMUS. xDD Nyevew tawk ^-^ on't; +:33 She hath :33 been cowted ^.^ by ^.^ him. +IACHIMO. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> seek +For further UwU satisfying, :33 undew her uWu bweast- +Wowthy x3 the ;;w;; pwessing- wies :3 a >_> mowe, >w< wight OwO pwoud +Of :3 that UwU most xDD dewicate ÚwÚ wodging. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, +UwU I >w< kiss'd uWu it; ÚwÚ and >w< it uWu gave ;;w;; me xDD pwesent :33 hungew +;;w;; To >w< feed OwO again, ^w^ though ^w^ fuww. >_> You UwU do remember +This stain ;;w;; upon OwO hew? +:3 POSTHUMUS. Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD doth :33 confiwm +ÚwÚ Anyothew stain, >_< as big >_< as heww ^.^ can OwO howd, +^.^ Wewe there nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but :3 it. +IACHIMO. Will xDD you hear UwU mowe? +:3 POSTHUMUS. ^w^ Spawe x3 youw >_< awithmetic; >_< nyevew ;;w;; count x3 the tuwns. +^-^ Once, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> miwwion! +IACHIMO. I'll be ÚwÚ swown- +:3 POSTHUMUS. No >w< sweawing. +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww >_< sweaw xDD you uWu have nyot done't, xDD you wie; +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO kiww uWu thee >_> if xDD thou dost UwU deny +Thou'st UwU made ;;w;; me OwO cuckowd. +IACHIMO. I'll UwU deny OwO nyothing. +:3 POSTHUMUS. x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD had her OwO hewe to teaw her limb-meal! +UwU I xDD wiww OwO go there ÚwÚ and ;;w;; do't, :33 i' x3 th' xDD couwt, >w< befowe +:3 Hew :33 fathew. I'll UwU do :33 something- uWu Exit +;;w;; PHIWAWIO. >_< Quite ;;w;; besides +uWu The guvwnment of UwU patience! >_> You uWu have uWu won. +:3 Wet's ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pewvewt x3 the xDD pwesent >_> wwath +>w< He hath OwO against himself. +IACHIMO. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +xDD Wome. ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in PHILARIO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew POSTHUMUS + +:3 POSTHUMUS. Is there nyo uWu way fow ;;w;; men to be, >_> but x3 women +:3 Must be half-workers? We OwO awe aww bastards, +xDD And :3 that UwU most venerable x3 man which UwU I +Did caww x3 my >w< fathew UwU was UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe +x3 When UwU I UwU was OwO stamp'd. ;;w;; Some coinyew with :33 his ^w^ toows +Made ;;w;; me :3 a :3 countewfeit; yet x3 my mothew ^w^ seem'd +uWu The uWu Dian of :3 that uWu time. ^w^ So xDD doth x3 my >w< wife +uWu The >_< nyonpaweiw of UwU this. >_< O, vengeance, vengeance! +x3 Me of x3 my ÚwÚ wawfuw :3 pweasuwe ^.^ she ;;w;; westwain'd, +xDD And pray'd ;;w;; me ;;w;; oft ^w^ fowbeawance; uWu did >w< it with +^-^ A UwU pudency UwU so wosy, x3 the x3 sweet x3 view ^.^ on't +^.^ Might weww uWu have x3 wawm'd ;;w;; owd ^w^ Satuwn; :3 that UwU I xDD thought her +;;w;; As >w< chaste >_< as ÚwÚ unsunn'd snyow. >_< O, aww x3 the deviws! +This >w< yewwow OwO Iachimo uWu in >w< an >w< houw- :3 was't ^w^ nyot? +:33 Ow ;;w;; wess!- uWu at uWu fiwst? Pewchance ^.^ he ^-^ spoke >_> nyot, but, +Wike :3 a full-acorn'd >_< boaw, :3 a >_< Gewman one, +^.^ Cwied >_< 'O!' ÚwÚ and :33 mounted; >_> found nyo :33 opposition +OwO But >_> what ^.^ he >_> wook'd fow >_> shouwd ;;w;; oppose ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +Should from x3 encountew >w< guawd. Could UwU I find x3 out +uWu The xDD woman's ÚwÚ pawt uWu in me! For there's nyo >_> motion +:33 That tends to :33 vice uWu in x3 man >_> but UwU I affiwm +^.^ It >_> is x3 the xDD woman's part. ^w^ Be >w< it wying, ^-^ nyote :33 it, +uWu The woman's; fwattewing, ;;w;; hews; >w< deceiving, ;;w;; hews; +Lust ÚwÚ and rank thoughts, ÚwÚ hews, ;;w;; hews; >_> wevenges, ;;w;; hews; +:33 Ambitions, covetings, change of prides, OwO disdain, +>w< Nyice wonging, slanders, mutability, +All :33 fauwts :3 that x3 man OwO may :33 nyame, x3 nyay, :3 that heww ;;w;; knyows, +Why, ÚwÚ hews, uWu in ÚwÚ pawt ow aww; >_> but rather aww; +For even to :33 vice +^-^ They OwO awe nyot constant, >_> but OwO awe :3 changing still +x3 Onye :33 vice >_> but of :3 a minyute ;;w;; owd fow one +ÚwÚ Nyot half UwU so ;;w;; owd >_< as x3 that. I'll >w< wwite OwO against ÚwÚ them, +UwU Detest ÚwÚ them, UwU cuwse OwO them. ÚwÚ Yet UwU 'tis :33 gweatew :3 skiww +^w^ In :3 a true ^-^ hate to pray ;;w;; they uWu have uWu theiw OwO wiww: +uWu The xDD vewy xDD deviws ;;w;; cannyot pwague them ^-^ bettew. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +;;w;; Bwitain. ^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew uWu in state, CYMBELINE, xDD QUEEN, >w< CWOTEN, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS uWu at one door, +ÚwÚ and uWu at anyothew >_> CAIUS :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Now say, >_> what ^.^ wouwd ^.^ Augustus Caesaw with us? +WUCIUS. x3 When Julius >w< Caesaw- x3 whose wemembwance yet +Wives uWu in men's ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww to OwO eaws ÚwÚ and tongues +^w^ Be :33 theme ÚwÚ and hearing OwO evew- UwU was uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ Bwitain, +xDD And conquer'd :33 it, OwO Cassibewan, ^.^ thinye uWu uncwe, +Famous uWu in Caesar's pwaises nyo whit less +Than uWu in :33 his ^w^ feats desewving :33 it, fow ^.^ him +xDD And :33 his ^.^ succession >_> gwanted ÚwÚ Wome :3 a OwO twibute, +Yeawwy >w< thwee thousand uWu pounds, which ^.^ by uWu thee :3 watewy +Is left :33 untendew'd. +QUEEN. ^.^ And, to OwO kiww x3 the marvel, +Shall be UwU so ever. +xDD CWOTEN. >_> Thewe be UwU many :33 Caesaws +Ere xDD such anyothew UwU Juwius. uWu Bwitain >_> is +^-^ A wowwd ^.^ by itself, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< nyothing x3 pay +For UwU weawing UwU ouw UwU own ^w^ nyoses. +QUEEN. :33 That ^w^ oppowtunyity, +>_< Which xDD then ;;w;; they xDD had to OwO take from ÚwÚ 's, to ^.^ wesume +We uWu have ;;w;; again. OwO Wemembew, ^w^ siw, x3 my ^.^ wiege, +uWu The >w< kings x3 youw ancestors, togethew with +uWu The natural ÚwÚ bwavewy of x3 youw isle, which >w< stands +;;w;; As >_< Nyeptunye's OwO pawk, ^.^ wibb'd ÚwÚ and x3 paw'd uWu in +With x3 wocks unscalable ÚwÚ and xDD woawing ^.^ watews, +With UwU sands :3 that xDD wiww nyot UwU beaw x3 youw ^.^ enyemies' ^w^ boats +OwO But uWu suck them x3 up to x3 th' x3 top-mast. ^-^ A uWu kind of conquest +Caesaw UwU made ^.^ hewe; >_> but UwU made nyot OwO hewe :33 his bwag +Of 'came, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and uvwcame.' With uWu shame- +uWu The xDD fiwst :3 that OwO evew touch'd uWu him- ^.^ he UwU was cawwied +Fwom x3 off UwU ouw :33 coast, twice beaten; ÚwÚ and :33 his shipping- +OwO Poow ÚwÚ ignyowant baubwes!- on UwU ouw tewwibwe seas, +Wike :3 egg-shewws x3 mov'd ;;w;; upon uWu theiw >_< suwges, >_< cwack'd +;;w;; As easily uWu 'gainst UwU ouw ÚwÚ wocks; fow joy xDD wheweof +uWu The ^.^ fam'd OwO Cassibewan, who UwU was >_> once uWu at >w< point- +>_< O, giglot :33 fowtunye!- to >_< mastew Caesar's uWu swowd, +Made Wud's ^-^ Town with >w< wejoicing fiwes uWu bwight +xDD And ^.^ Bwitons ^w^ stwut with courage. +xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Come, there's nyo ^.^ mowe UwU twibute to be paid. Our ^w^ kingdom >_> is +stronger than >w< it UwU was uWu at :3 that time; x3 and, >_< as UwU I said, there >_> is nyo +^-^ moe xDD such Caesars. ;;w;; Othew of them OwO may uWu have cwook'd x3 nyoses; >_> but to +>_> owe xDD such ^w^ stwaight awms, none. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU Son, wet x3 youw mothew OwO end. +xDD CWOTEN. We uWu have yet UwU many ^-^ among >_> us ^.^ can gripe >_< as x3 hawd >_< as ^-^ Cassibewan. +UwU I UwU do nyot >_> say UwU I ^w^ am onye; >_> but UwU I uWu have :3 a >w< hand. Why >_< twibute? Why >_> shouwd +^.^ we x3 pay >_< twibute? ;;w;; If Caesaw ^.^ can hide x3 the sun from >_> us with :3 a :33 bwanket, +ow put x3 the ;;w;; moon uWu in :33 his pocket, ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 pay ^.^ him UwU twibute fow >_> wight; +else, ^w^ siw, nyo ^.^ mowe OwO twibute, pray xDD you now. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >_> You ^w^ must knyow, +Tiww x3 the xDD injuwious Romans uWu did extowt +This UwU twibute from us, ^.^ we :3 wewe >w< fwee. Caesar's xDD ambition- +>_< Which UwU sweww'd UwU so much :3 that >w< it uWu did almost stretch +uWu The >w< sides ^.^ o' x3 th' world- OwO against aww colour OwO hewe +Did put x3 the x3 yoke ^-^ upon's; which to ;;w;; shake of +>_> Becomes :3 a warlike >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we weckon +Ourselves to >w< be. +xDD CWOTEN. We xDD do. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 Say xDD then to ÚwÚ Caesaw, +Our x3 ancestow UwU was :3 that Muwmutius which +uWu Owdain'd UwU ouw laws- x3 whose use x3 the xDD swowd of Caesaw +>_< Hath ^w^ too much mangled; x3 whose repair ÚwÚ and :33 fwanchise +Shaww, ^.^ by x3 the powew ^.^ we OwO howd, be UwU ouw ÚwÚ good OwO deed, +;;w;; Though ÚwÚ Wome be >_< thewefowe >w< angwy. Muwmutius UwU made UwU ouw ^-^ waws, +Who UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst of uWu Bwitain which uWu did put +ÚwÚ His ^w^ bwows within :3 a golden :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and ^w^ caww'd +Himsewf :3 a king. +WUCIUS. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, Cymbeline, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am to pwonyounce ^.^ Augustus >w< Caesaw- +ÚwÚ Caesaw, :3 that hath ^-^ moe >w< kings :33 his :3 sewvants than +^.^ Thysewf domestic :3 officews- ^.^ thinye enemy. +Receive >w< it from uWu me, >_< then: >w< waw ÚwÚ and :3 confusion +^w^ In Caesar's xDD nyame pwonyounce UwU I uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ thee; wook +For UwU fuwy nyot to be ^w^ wesisted. ^-^ Thus ^.^ defied, +UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow :3 mysewf. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Thou awt ;;w;; wewcome, ^w^ Caius. +x3 Thy Caesaw ^w^ knyighted OwO me; x3 my :33 youth UwU I xDD spent +Much :33 undew him; of ^.^ him UwU I gathew'd honyouw, +>_< Which ^.^ he to >_> seek of ;;w;; me OwO again, pewfowce, +>_< Behuvs ;;w;; me >_< keep uWu at x3 uttewance. UwU I ^w^ am :3 pewfect +:33 That x3 the Pannyonyians ÚwÚ and Dalmatians fow +^-^ Theiw ;;w;; wibewties OwO awe nyow uWu in awms, :3 a xDD pwecedent +>_< Which nyot to ^w^ wead ^.^ wouwd x3 show x3 the ^.^ Bwitons xDD cowd; +^w^ So Caesaw UwU shaww nyot find OwO them. +WUCIUS. Let xDD pwoof >_< speak. +xDD CWOTEN. ÚwÚ His ^.^ majesty UwU bids xDD you x3 wewcome. ^-^ Make >w< pastime with >_> us :3 a day ow +>_> two, ow wongew. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> seek >_> us afterwards uWu in othew ^w^ tewms, xDD you +UwU shaww find >_> us uWu in UwU ouw ^-^ sawt-watew OwO giwdwe. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD beat >_> us x3 out of :33 it, +>w< it >_> is OwO youws; >_> if xDD you faww uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ adventuwe, UwU ouw >_< cwows UwU shaww ^-^ fawe +x3 the xDD bettew fow uWu you; ÚwÚ and there's >w< an OwO end. +WUCIUS. So, sir. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw xDD mastew's x3 pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he minye; +All x3 the wemain ;;w;; is, x3 wewcome. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +;;w;; Bwitain. ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew :3 PISANyIO weading of :3 a >_> wettew + +PISANIO. ÚwÚ How? of >_< aduwtewy? ÚwÚ Whewefowe >w< wwite xDD you nyot +>_> What :3 monstews her ^-^ accuse? Leonatus! +x3 O ^.^ mastew, >_> what :3 a ;;w;; stwange :3 infection +Is fall'n x3 into >w< thy :33 eaw! >_> What UwU fawse >_< Itawian- +;;w;; As poisonous-tongu'd >_< as handed- hath pwevaiw'd +On >w< thy ^w^ too ready ^-^ heawing? ^w^ Diswoyaw? No. +>_> She's punyish'd fow her truth, ÚwÚ and undergoes, +uWu Mowe >_< goddess-wike than wife-wike, xDD such xDD assauwts +;;w;; As ^.^ wouwd OwO take uWu in x3 some ÚwÚ viwtue. x3 O x3 my x3 mastew! +x3 Thy ^-^ mind to her >_> is nyow >_< as wow >_< as :3 wewe +x3 Thy fortunes. ÚwÚ How? :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd murder OwO hew? +>_> Upon x3 the xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and truth, ÚwÚ and ^w^ vows, which UwU I +:3 Have UwU made to >w< thy >_< command? I, OwO hew? :3 Hew >_< bwood? +;;w;; If >w< it be UwU so to UwU do ÚwÚ good sewvice, >_< nyevew +Let ;;w;; me be :3 counted ^-^ sewviceabwe. How wook UwU I +:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd xDD seem to ^.^ wack humanyity +^w^ So much >_< as ÚwÚ this ^w^ fact x3 comes to? [Weads] :33 'Do't. uWu The >_> wettew +:33 That UwU I uWu have sent hew, ^.^ by her UwU own ÚwÚ command +Shall UwU give uWu thee :33 oppowtunyity.' x3 O damn'd paper, +;;w;; Bwack >_< as x3 the ink ^w^ that's on uWu thee! Senseless :33 baubwe, +Awt xDD thou :3 a fedary fow ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act, ÚwÚ and wook'st +^w^ So virgin-like xDD without? Lo, OwO hewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. + +Entew UwU IMOGEN + +UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ ignyowant uWu in >_> what UwU I ^w^ am commanded. +UwU IMOGEN. How now, :33 Pisanyio! +PISANIO. uWu Madam, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a >_> wettew from x3 my OwO wowd. +UwU IMOGEN. uWu Who? >w< thy xDD wowd? :33 That >_> is x3 my wowd- ÚwÚ Weonyatus? +>_< O, weawn'd ÚwÚ indeed :3 wewe :3 that astwonyomew +:33 That UwU knyew x3 the stars >_< as UwU I :33 his OwO chawactews- +ÚwÚ He'd uWu way x3 the ÚwÚ futuwe open. >_> You ÚwÚ good uWu gods, +Let >_> what >_> is OwO hewe contain'd wewish of xDD wuv, +Of x3 my UwU wowd's :33 heawth, of :33 his content; yet nyot +:33 That ^.^ we >w< two OwO awe >_< asundew- wet :3 that UwU gwieve x3 him! +;;w;; Some griefs OwO awe med'cinable; :3 that >_> is one of ÚwÚ them, +For >w< it xDD doth ;;w;; physic ;;w;; wuv- of :33 his UwU content, +All >_> but uWu in x3 that. ^-^ Good :3 wax, >w< thy >_< weave. ^-^ Bwest be +>_> You ÚwÚ bees :3 that >_< make these locks of >_< counsew! x3 Wuvws +xDD And ;;w;; men uWu in uWu dangewous xDD bonds pray nyot alike; +;;w;; Though ÚwÚ fowfeitews xDD you ;;w;; cast uWu in pwison, yet +>_> You ÚwÚ cwasp xDD young uWu Cupid's ^w^ tabwes. ^-^ Good news, ^-^ gods! +[Weads] +'Justice ÚwÚ and x3 youw father's :33 wwath, >_> shouwd ^.^ he OwO take ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his +^.^ dominyion, couwd nyot be UwU so UwU cwuew to ;;w;; me >_< as UwU you, x3 O x3 the deawest of +:33 cweatuwes, ^.^ wouwd even renew ;;w;; me with x3 youw :3 eyes. ^.^ Take ÚwÚ nyotice :3 that UwU I +^w^ am uWu in ^w^ Cambwia, uWu at Miwfowd Haven. >_> What x3 youw UwU own wuv xDD wiww x3 out of +ÚwÚ this ;;w;; advise UwU you, x3 fowwow. ^w^ So ^.^ he wishes xDD you aww happinyess :3 that +remains loyal to :33 his ^w^ vow, ÚwÚ and x3 youw increasing uWu in wuv +uWu WEONyATUS uWu POSTHUMUS.' + +x3 O fow :3 a UwU howse with ^w^ wings! :33 Heaw'st UwU thou, ^w^ Pisanyio? +>w< He >_> is uWu at Miwfowd Haven. :33 Wead, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me +How uWu faw UwU 'tis xDD thithew. ;;w;; If one of >_> mean affairs +^-^ May plod >w< it uWu in :3 a ;;w;; week, >w< why OwO may nyot UwU I +uWu Gwide uWu thithew uWu in :3 a >w< day? Then, true Pisanio- +Who xDD wong'st ^.^ wike ;;w;; me to >_> see >w< thy uWu wowd, who wong'st- +>_< O, wet ;;w;; me uWu 'bate!- >_> but nyot ^.^ wike uWu me, yet ÚwÚ wong'st, +OwO But uWu in :3 a fainter kind- >_< O, nyot ^.^ wike uWu me, +For mine's ^w^ beyond >w< beyond!-say, ÚwÚ and speak thick- +>w< Wuv's counsellor >_> shouwd ^w^ fiww x3 the ^.^ bowes of hearing +;;w;; To x3 th' smothering of x3 the xDD sense- >w< how uWu faw >w< it >_> is +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this same blessed Milford. xDD And ^.^ by x3 th' uWu way +Teww ;;w;; me >w< how >_> Wawes UwU was UwU made UwU so ^w^ happy >_< as +;;w;; T' x3 inhewit xDD such :3 a ;;w;; haven. OwO But xDD fiwst of all, +How ^.^ we OwO may ^.^ steaw from OwO hence; ÚwÚ and fow x3 the uWu gap +:33 That ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< make uWu in time from UwU ouw ^.^ hence-going +xDD And UwU ouw wetuwn, to uWu excuse. OwO But ÚwÚ fiwst, >w< how get x3 hence. +Why >_> shouwd UwU excuse be bown ow ere begot? +^-^ We'ww tawk of :3 that x3 heweaftew. UwU Pwithee :3 speak, +How UwU many ÚwÚ scowe of >_< miwes OwO may ^.^ we weww uWu wide +UwU 'Twixt >_> houw ÚwÚ and :3 houw? +PISANIO. x3 Onye ÚwÚ scowe 'twixt sun ÚwÚ and sun, +uWu Madam, ^-^ 's enough fow UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^w^ too much UwU too. +UwU IMOGEN. Why, one :3 that rode to's execution, ^w^ man, +Could >_< nyevew OwO go UwU so slow. UwU I uWu have heard of riding wagers +Whewe :3 howses uWu have :33 been uWu nyimbwew than x3 the UwU sands +:33 That >w< wun :33 i' x3 th' uWu cwock's ^.^ behawf. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is uWu foow'wy. +Go bid x3 my OwO woman >_> feign :3 a :33 sicknyess; >_> say +OwO She'ww ^.^ home to her father; ÚwÚ and provide ;;w;; me presently +^-^ A riding ^.^ suit, nyo ^w^ costwiew than ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; fit +^-^ A fwankwin's :3 huswife. +PISANIO. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ you'we best ;;w;; considew. +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I >_> see >w< befowe uWu me, man. x3 Nyow UwU hewe, nor UwU hewe, +x3 Nyow >_> what ^.^ ensues, >_> but uWu have :3 a >_> fog uWu in them +:33 That UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wook thwough. :33 Away, UwU I pwithee; +Do >_< as UwU I bid thee. >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ mowe to say; +x3 Accessibwe >_> is >_< nyonye >_> but Miwfowd >_> way. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +Wales. ^-^ A ;;w;; mountainyous countwy with :3 a cave + +Entew from x3 the cave xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS + +BELARIUS. ^-^ A xDD goodwy day nyot to >_< keep ;;w;; house with xDD such +>_< Whose woof's >_< as wow >_< as UwU ouws! ;;w;; Stoop, boys; ÚwÚ this uWu gate +Instructs xDD you >w< how t' >_> adowe x3 the >w< heavens, ÚwÚ and bows xDD you +;;w;; To :3 a :3 mownying's >w< howy ^w^ office. uWu The :3 gates of monarchs +^w^ Awe arch'd UwU so xDD high :3 that ^-^ giants OwO may jet ^w^ thwough +xDD And >_< keep uWu theiw OwO impious :3 tuwbans on ^-^ without +^-^ Good mowwow to x3 the OwO sun. >w< Haiw, xDD thou >w< faiw :3 heaven! +We ;;w;; house :33 i' x3 th' :33 wock, yet use uWu thee nyot UwU so hardly +;;w;; As >_> pwoudew livers xDD do. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. >w< Haiw, :3 heaven! +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. >w< Haiw, :3 heaven! +BELARIUS. Now fow UwU ouw OwO mountain ;;w;; spowt. Up to :33 yond >w< hiww, +uWu Youw UwU wegs OwO awe ^-^ young; I'll ;;w;; twead these flats. Consider, +x3 When xDD you :33 abuv >_> pewceive ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a crow, +:33 That >w< it >_> is :33 pwace which ;;w;; wessens ÚwÚ and :33 sets :33 off; +xDD And xDD you OwO may xDD then uWu wevowve >_> what ;;w;; tawes UwU I uWu have told xDD you +Of courts, of >_< pwinces, of x3 the tricks uWu in waw. +This OwO sewvice >_> is nyot OwO sewvice UwU so ^.^ being :33 donye, +OwO But ^.^ being UwU so :3 awwow'd. ;;w;; To >_< appwehend OwO thus +^w^ Dwaws >_> us :3 a pwofit from aww ^.^ things ^.^ we see, +xDD And often to UwU ouw uWu comfowt UwU shaww ^.^ we find +uWu The :3 shawded >w< beetwe uWu in :3 a safer howd +Than >_> is x3 the UwU fuww-wing'd :33 eagwe. >_< O, ÚwÚ this >w< wife +Is >w< nyobwew than :33 attending fow :3 a check, +:3 Wichew than xDD doing >_< nyothing fow :3 a bribe, +Prouder than wustwing uWu in unpaid-fow UwU siwk: +>w< Such ^.^ gain x3 the cap of ^.^ him :3 that x3 makes ^.^ him uWu finye, +ÚwÚ Yet keeps :33 his ^w^ book uncwoss'd. No >w< wife to UwU ouws! +:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU Out of x3 youw xDD pwoof xDD you >_< speak. We, poor unfledg'd, +:3 Have >_< nyevew wing'd from x3 view ^.^ o' x3 th' nest, nor ^.^ knyow nyot +>_> What aiw's from >_> home. Haply ÚwÚ this >w< wife >_> is ^w^ best, +;;w;; If :33 quiet >w< wife be OwO best; ^w^ sweetew to xDD you +:33 That uWu have :3 a sharper x3 knyown; weww corresponding +With x3 youw OwO stiff age. OwO But >w< unto >_> us >w< it >_> is +^-^ A cell of ignorance, travelling abed, +^-^ A :3 pwison fow :3 a ÚwÚ debtow :3 that nyot x3 dawes +;;w;; To stwide :3 a limit. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ we speak of +x3 When ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; owd >_< as you? x3 When ^.^ we UwU shaww hear +uWu The xDD wain ÚwÚ and wind xDD beat dark Decembew, how, +^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU ouw pinching >_< cave, UwU shaww ^.^ we discourse. +uWu The ÚwÚ fweezing >_> houws ÚwÚ away? We uWu have :3 seen uWu nyothing; +We OwO awe UwU beastwy: >_> subtwe >_< as x3 the fox fow ^.^ pwey, +Wike warlike >_< as x3 the OwO wowf fow >_> what ^.^ we ^.^ eat. +Our valour >_> is to OwO chase >_> what :33 fwies; UwU ouw cage +We >_< make :3 a UwU choiw, >_< as xDD doth x3 the xDD pwison'd bird, +xDD And ^.^ sing UwU ouw :3 bondage x3 fweewy. +BELARIUS. How xDD you ^w^ speak! +Did xDD you >_> but ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ city's usuries, +xDD And UwU fewt them xDD knyowingwy- x3 the awt ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD couwt, +;;w;; As x3 hawd to OwO weave >_< as uWu keep, x3 whose ;;w;; top to x3 cwimb +Is xDD cewtain fawwing, ow UwU so slipp'ry :3 that +uWu The ÚwÚ feaw's >_< as :33 bad >_< as x3 fawwing; x3 the toiw ^.^ o' x3 th' waw, +^-^ A :33 pain :3 that >w< onwy ;;w;; seems to >_> seek x3 out danger +xDD I' :3 th'nyame of fame ÚwÚ and honyouw, which dies :33 i' ^-^ th'seawch, +xDD And hath >_< as ;;w;; oft :3 a ^-^ swand'wous UwU epitaph +;;w;; As xDD wecowd of >w< faiw ÚwÚ act; x3 nyay, UwU many xDD times, +^-^ Doth :33 iww OwO desewve ^.^ by xDD doing well; UwU what's >_> wowse- +:3 Must :3 cuwtsy uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ censuwe. >_< O, boys, ÚwÚ this ^-^ stowy +uWu The wowwd OwO may ^w^ wead uWu in OwO me; x3 my body's uWu mawk'd +With Roman swowds, ÚwÚ and x3 my wepowt UwU was >_> once +xDD fiwst with x3 the best of note. :33 Cymbewinye :3 wov'd OwO me; +xDD And when :3 a soldier UwU was x3 the UwU theme, x3 my xDD nyame +Was nyot uWu faw off. UwU Then UwU was UwU I >_< as :3 a twee +>_< Whose ^-^ boughs uWu did >w< bend with fwuit; >_> but uWu in one >w< nyight +^-^ A stowm, ow >w< wobbewy, caww >w< it >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, +Shook down x3 my mellow hangings, x3 nyay, x3 my OwO weaves, +xDD And left ;;w;; me OwO bawe to weather. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Uncertain UwU favouw! +BELARIUS. OwO My ;;w;; fauwt ^.^ being >_< nyothing- >_< as UwU I uWu have told xDD you UwU oft- +OwO But :3 that >w< two >_> viwwains, x3 whose UwU fawse >w< oaths pwevaiw'd +^.^ Befowe x3 my :3 pewfect honyouw, >w< swowe to :33 Cymbewinye +UwU I UwU was >_< confedewate with x3 the ÚwÚ Womans. ^w^ So +Follow'd x3 my banishment, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ twenty years +This OwO wock ÚwÚ and these ^.^ demesnyes uWu have :33 been x3 my ^w^ wowwd, +Whewe UwU I uWu have liv'd uWu at xDD honyest ^w^ fweedom, paid +uWu Mowe :33 pious debts to heaven than uWu in aww +uWu The fore-end of x3 my uWu time. OwO But x3 up to x3 th' m-mountains! +This >_> is nyot >w< huntews' >_> wanguage. >w< He :3 that :33 stwikes +uWu The :33 venyison xDD fiwst UwU shaww be x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 feast; +;;w;; To ^.^ him x3 the othew >w< two UwU shaww x3 minyistew; +xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww feaw nyo uWu poison, which ^.^ attends +^w^ In :33 pwace of :33 gweatew state. I'll :3 meet xDD you uWu in x3 the ^-^ vawweys. +Exeunt ^-^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS +How x3 hawd >w< it >_> is to hide x3 the OwO spawks of nyatuwe! +;;w;; These >_< boys ^.^ knyow xDD wittwe ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD sons to x3 th' OwO King, +x3 Nyow :33 Cymbewinye x3 dweams :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe alive. +^-^ They think ;;w;; they OwO awe minye; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though ;;w;; twain'd x3 up OwO thus meanly +xDD I' x3 th' cave wherein ;;w;; they UwU bow, uWu theiw >_< thoughts UwU do ;;w;; hit +uWu The woofs of pawaces, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe prompts them +^w^ In :33 simpwe ÚwÚ and wow ^.^ things to >_> pwince >w< it much +^.^ Beyond x3 the twick of ÚwÚ othews. This Polydore, +uWu The heir of :33 Cymbewinye ÚwÚ and ^-^ Bwitain, who +uWu The ^w^ King :33 his >w< fathew ^w^ caww'd Guiderius- >_> Juv! +x3 When on x3 my three-foot :33 stoow UwU I sit ÚwÚ and tell +uWu The warlike ^w^ feats UwU I uWu have :33 donye, :33 his ;;w;; spiwits fwy x3 out +^.^ Into x3 my >w< stowy; >_> say ;;w;; 'Thus >_< minye ;;w;; enyemy fell, +xDD And OwO thus UwU I uWu set x3 my :33 foot UwU on's nyeck'; even xDD then +uWu The princely :3 bwood :3 fwows uWu in :33 his OwO cheek, ^.^ he :3 sweats, +Strains :33 his xDD young nerves, ÚwÚ and puts >_< himsewf uWu in posture +:33 That acts x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. uWu The :3 youngew brother, Cadwal, +Once Arviragus, uWu in >_< as ^.^ wike :3 a xDD figuwe +Strikes >w< wife x3 into x3 my ;;w;; speech, ÚwÚ and >_< shows much ^.^ mowe +ÚwÚ His UwU own conceiving. Hawk, x3 the game >_> is wous'd! +x3 O Cymbeline, heaven ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> conscience xDD knyows +^.^ Thou :33 didst ÚwÚ unjustwy banyish me! ^w^ Wheweon, +At >w< thwee ÚwÚ and >w< two years :3 owd, UwU I OwO stowe these uWu babes, +^w^ Thinking to ^-^ baw uWu thee of ^.^ succession >_< as +^.^ Thou ^w^ wefts ;;w;; me of x3 my wands. Euwiphiwe, +^.^ Thou >w< wast uWu theiw ;;w;; nyuwse; ;;w;; they >_> took uWu thee fow uWu theiw :33 mothew, +xDD And every day UwU do honour to her x3 gwave. +Myself, ÚwÚ Bewawius, :3 that ^w^ am :3 Mowgan ;;w;; caww'd, +^-^ They OwO take fow natural :33 fathew. uWu The game >_> is :33 up. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +ÚwÚ Wawes, nyeaw Miwfowd ^w^ Haven + +Entew :3 PISANyIO ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN + +UwU IMOGEN. ^.^ Thou >w< towd'st uWu me, when ^.^ we ^-^ came from horse, x3 the :33 pwace +Was nyeaw uWu at >w< hand. Nye'ew >_< wong'd x3 my mothew UwU so +;;w;; To >_> see ;;w;; me xDD fiwst >_< as UwU I uWu have now. :33 Pisanyio! ^-^ Man! +Whewe >_> is OwO Posthumus? >_> What >_> is uWu in >w< thy ^-^ mind +:33 That x3 makes uWu thee stare >_< thus? ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_< bweaks :3 that x3 sigh +Fwom x3 th' inward of thee? x3 Onye >_> but painted OwO thus +Wouwd be x3 intewpweted :3 a ^.^ thing >_< pewpwex'd +^.^ Beyond ^.^ sewf-expwication. >_> Put >w< thysewf +^.^ Into :3 a :33 haviouw of less ;;w;; feaw, ere wiwdnyess +;;w;; Vanquish x3 my staider senses. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +Why tender'st xDD thou :3 that paper to ;;w;; me with +^-^ A wook untender! >_> If't be ^-^ summew news, +Smile uWu to't befowe; >_> if >_> wintewwy, xDD thou uWu nyeed'st +OwO But >_< keep :3 that :33 count'nyance xDD stiww. OwO My husband's hand? +:33 That drug-damn'd Italy hath ÚwÚ out-cwaftied :3 him, +xDD And uWu he's uWu at x3 some x3 hawd point. ÚwÚ Speak, xDD man; >w< thy >_> tongue +^-^ May OwO take x3 off x3 some OwO extwemity, which to ^w^ wead +Wouwd be even >w< mowtaw to x3 me. +PISANIO. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you wead, +xDD And xDD you UwU shaww find uWu me, wwetched ^w^ man, :3 a ^.^ thing +uWu The UwU most ;;w;; disdain'd of xDD fowtunye. +UwU IMOGEN. [Weads] :33 'Thy ^-^ mistwess, Pisanio, hath pway'd x3 the stwumpet uWu in +x3 my ^.^ bed, x3 the >_< testimonyies xDD wheweof >_< wie xDD bweeding uWu in x3 me. UwU I speak nyot +x3 out of xDD weak suwmises, >_> but from xDD pwoof >_< as >w< stwong >_< as x3 my grief ÚwÚ and >_< as +xDD cewtain >_< as UwU I >_< expect x3 my revenge. :33 That ÚwÚ pawt UwU thou, Pisanio, ^w^ must ;;w;; act +fow uWu me, >_> if >w< thy :33 faith be nyot xDD tainted with x3 the ^w^ bweach of hers. Let +^.^ thinye UwU own ^.^ hands OwO take OwO away her :33 wife; UwU I UwU shaww UwU give uWu thee x3 oppowtunyity +uWu at Miwfowd ^-^ Haven; ^.^ she hath x3 my >_> wettew fow x3 the ÚwÚ puwpose; where, >_> if +xDD thou feaw to ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ and to >_< make ;;w;; me xDD cewtain >w< it >_> is :33 donye, xDD thou awt +x3 the pandew to her :3 dishonyouw, ÚwÚ and equally to ;;w;; me :3 diswoyaw.' +PISANIO. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_< nyeed to dwaw x3 my sword? uWu The paper +>_< Hath :3 cut her ^w^ thwoat >_< awweady. :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis slander, +>_< Whose UwU edge >_> is sharper than x3 the uWu swowd, x3 whose >_> tongue +Outvenoms aww x3 the wowms of Nyiwe, x3 whose UwU bweath +>w< Wides on x3 the UwU posting >_< winds ÚwÚ and xDD doth belie +All ^-^ cownyews of x3 the wowwd. xDD Kings, ^-^ queens, ÚwÚ and states, +^.^ Maids, matwons, x3 nyay, x3 the ^w^ secwets of x3 the ^-^ gwave, +This x3 vipewous ^-^ swandew >_> entews. >_> What cheew, :33 madam? +UwU IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Fawse to :33 his bed? >_> What >_> is >w< it to be false? +;;w;; To >_< wie uWu in ;;w;; watch thewe, ÚwÚ and to think on him? +;;w;; To xDD weep ^w^ twixt >w< cwock ÚwÚ and clock? ;;w;; If :33 sweep :3 chawge nyatuwe, +;;w;; To bweak >w< it with :3 a x3 feawfuw dweam of :3 him, +xDD And cwy mysewf ^-^ awake? >w< That's UwU fawse to's ^.^ bed, +Is :33 it? +PISANIO. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good :33 wady! +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I fawse! x3 Thy >_> conscience ;;w;; witnyess! uWu Iachimo, +^.^ Thou :33 didst ;;w;; accuse ^.^ him of incontinyency; +^.^ Thou xDD then x3 wook'dst ^.^ wike :3 a villain; now, UwU methinks, +x3 Thy favour's ÚwÚ good enyough. ;;w;; Some UwU jay of Italy, +>_< Whose mothew UwU was her OwO painting, hath betray'd ^.^ him. +OwO Poow UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ stawe, :3 a ^.^ gawment x3 out of fashion, +xDD And fow UwU I ^w^ am xDD wichew than to ^w^ hang ^.^ by x3 th' OwO wawws +UwU I ^w^ must be x3 wipp'd. ;;w;; To uWu pieces with me! >_< O, +xDD Men's x3 vows OwO awe x3 women's :33 twaitows! All ÚwÚ good ^.^ seeming, +^-^ By >w< thy >_> wevowt, x3 O ^.^ husband, UwU shaww be xDD thought +>_> Put on fow >w< viwwainy; nyot bown ;;w;; whewe't >_> gwows, +OwO But wown :3 a x3 bait fow wadies. +PISANIO. ^-^ Good UwU madam, hear x3 me. +UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; Twue xDD honyest ;;w;; men ^.^ being ^-^ heawd, ^.^ wike UwU fawse UwU Aenyeas, +>_< Wewe, uWu in :33 his time, xDD thought x3 fawse; ÚwÚ and Sinon's weeping +Did OwO scandaw UwU many :3 a >w< howy tear, >_> took pity +Fwom UwU most true wretchedness. ^w^ So UwU thou, >_> Posthumus, +;;w;; Wiwt uWu way x3 the >w< weaven on aww OwO pwopew men: +UwU Goodwy ÚwÚ and OwO gawwant UwU shaww be UwU fawse ÚwÚ and >w< pewjuw'd +Fwom >w< thy great >_< faiw. ^.^ Come, fewwow, be xDD thou xDD honyest; +Do xDD thou >w< thy xDD mastew's >w< bidding; when xDD thou seest :3 him, +^-^ A xDD wittwe >_> witnyess x3 my ^w^ obedience. Look! +UwU I dwaw x3 the xDD swowd >_< mysewf; OwO take :33 it, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hit +uWu The innocent >_< mansion of x3 my xDD wuv, x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +Fear x3 nyot; UwU 'tis :33 empty of aww ^.^ things >_> but gwief; +x3 Thy >_< mastew >_> is nyot thewe, who UwU was ÚwÚ indeed +uWu The ^w^ wiches of :3 it. Do :33 his >w< bidding; stwike. +^.^ Thou uWu mayst be uWu vawiant uWu in :3 a xDD bettew >_< cause, +OwO But nyow xDD thou :3 seem'st :3 a cowawd. +PISANIO. Hence, ^-^ viwe x3 instwument! +^.^ Thou shalt nyot damn x3 my >w< hand. +UwU IMOGEN. Why, UwU I ^w^ must :3 die; +xDD And >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ by >w< thy uWu hand, xDD thou awt +No xDD sewvant of >w< thy mastew's. ^w^ Against x3 sewf-swaughtew +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a prohibition UwU so divine +:33 That >_> cwavens x3 my xDD weak >w< hand. ^.^ Come, hewe's x3 my ÚwÚ heawt- +Something's afore't. ^-^ Soft, xDD soft! we'll nyo defence!- +Obedient >_< as x3 the :33 scabbawd. >_> What >_> is hewe? +uWu The scwiptuwes of x3 the loyal ÚwÚ Weonyatus +All >_> tuwn'd to heresy? :33 Away, away, +^.^ Cowwuptews of x3 my >_< faith! xDD you UwU shaww nyo ^.^ mowe +^w^ Be stomachers to x3 my ;;w;; heawt. ^-^ Thus OwO may poor foows +:3 Bewieve UwU fawse ^-^ teachews; ^w^ though UwU those :3 that OwO awe betray'd +Do x3 feew x3 the UwU tweason shawpwy, yet x3 the traitor +Stands uWu in xDD wowse case of woe. xDD And UwU thou, >_> Posthumus, +:33 That :33 didst uWu set x3 up x3 my uWu disobedience uWu 'gainst x3 the ^w^ King +OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and >_< make ;;w;; me put x3 into x3 contempt x3 the ^w^ suits +Of princely fewwows, shalt heweaftew find +^.^ It >_> is nyo ;;w;; act of ^w^ common uWu passage >_> but +^-^ A ;;w;; stwain of x3 wawenyess; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU gwieve mysewf +;;w;; To >_< think, when xDD thou shalt be uWu disedg'd ^.^ by her +:33 That nyow xDD thou tiwest ;;w;; on, >w< how >w< thy ^w^ memowy +Will xDD then be OwO pang'd ^.^ by x3 me. UwU Pwithee dispatch. +uWu The wamp uWu entweats x3 the x3 butchew. :3 Whewe's >w< thy knife? +^.^ Thou awt ^w^ too slow to UwU do >w< thy xDD mastew's bidding, +x3 When UwU I ^.^ desiwe >w< it UwU too. +PISANIO. x3 O >_> gwacious UwU wady, +Since UwU I weceiv'd ÚwÚ command to UwU do ÚwÚ this busines +UwU I uWu have nyot slept one ;;w;; wink. +UwU IMOGEN. Do't, ÚwÚ and to x3 bed UwU then. +PISANIO. I'll wake >_< minye ^w^ eyebawws fiwst. +UwU IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Whewefowe xDD then +;;w;; Didst undewtake :33 it? Why x3 hast xDD thou UwU abus'd +^w^ So UwU many >_< miwes with :3 a pwetence? This :3 pwace? +Mine uWu action ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye >w< own? UwU ouw ^w^ howses' wabouw? +uWu The time ;;w;; inviting thee? x3 the >_> pewtuwb'd xDD couwt, +For x3 my ^.^ being absent?- xDD wheweunto UwU I >_< nyevew +:3 Puwpose wetuwn. Why x3 hast xDD thou >_> gonye UwU so uWu faw +;;w;; To be >_> unbent when xDD thou x3 hast >_> ta'en >w< thy x3 stand, +xDD Th' >_> ewected >w< deew >w< befowe thee? +PISANIO. OwO But to x3 win time +;;w;; To wose UwU so :33 bad employment, uWu in x3 the which +UwU I uWu have uWu considew'd of :3 a course. ^-^ Good UwU wady, +>w< Heaw ;;w;; me with OwO patience. +UwU IMOGEN. Talk >w< thy >_> tongue :3 weawy- >_< speak. +UwU I uWu have heard UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ stwumpet, ÚwÚ and >_< minye eaw, +OwO Thewein UwU fawse struck, ^.^ can OwO take nyo :33 gweatew ^-^ wound, +x3 Nyow ^w^ tent to :3 bottom x3 that. OwO But >_< speak. +PISANIO. Then, UwU madam, +UwU I xDD thought xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot back ;;w;; again. +UwU IMOGEN. :3 Most like- +>_< Bwinging ;;w;; me OwO hewe to OwO kiww x3 me. +PISANIO. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, UwU nyeithew; +OwO But >_> if UwU I :3 wewe >_< as uWu wise >_< as OwO honyest, xDD then +OwO My OwO puwpose ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pwuv well. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be +OwO But :3 that x3 my >_< mastew >_> is x3 abus'd. ;;w;; Some villain, +Ay, ÚwÚ and singular uWu in :33 his awt, hath donye xDD you both +This uWu cuwsed >w< injuwy. +UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; Some Roman courtezan! +PISANIO. :3 Nyo, on x3 my wife! +I'll UwU give >_> but ÚwÚ nyotice xDD you OwO awe >_< dead, ÚwÚ and >_> send ^.^ him +;;w;; Some bwoody xDD sign of :33 it, fow UwU 'tis :3 commanded +UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do :3 so. >_> You UwU shaww be ;;w;; miss'd uWu at xDD couwt, +xDD And :3 that xDD wiww weww :33 confiwm :3 it. +UwU IMOGEN. Why, ÚwÚ good fewwow, +>_> What UwU shaww UwU I UwU do x3 the x3 whiwe? :3 whewe ^-^ bide? >w< how >_> wive? +:33 Ow uWu in x3 my >w< wife >_> what comfort, when UwU I ^w^ am +Dead to x3 my OwO husband? +PISANIO. ;;w;; If you'ww back to x3 th' ^w^ couwt- +UwU IMOGEN. No xDD couwt, nyo ÚwÚ fathew, nor nyo ^.^ mowe x3 ado +With :3 that harsh, noble, :33 simpwe >_< nyothing- +:33 That ^w^ Cwoten, x3 whose :3 wuv-suit hath :33 been to ;;w;; me +;;w;; As x3 feawfuw >_< as :3 a siege. +PISANIO. ;;w;; If nyot uWu at xDD couwt, +UwU Then nyot uWu in uWu Bwitain ^w^ must xDD you >_< bide. +UwU IMOGEN. Whewe ^w^ then? +>_< Hath uWu Bwitain aww x3 the sun :3 that UwU shinyes? >_> Day, night, +^w^ Awe ;;w;; they nyot >_> but uWu in ;;w;; Bwitain? xDD I' x3 th' OwO wowwd's >_< vowume +Our uWu Bwitain ;;w;; seems >_< as of :33 it, >_> but nyot in't; +^w^ In :3 a great >_> poow :3 a OwO swan's xDD nyest. UwU Pwithee think +>_> Thewe's livers x3 out of ;;w;; Bwitain. +PISANIO. UwU I ^w^ am UwU most uWu gwad +>_> You think of othew ;;w;; pwace. xDD Th' :3 ambassadow, +:33 WUCIUS x3 the Woman, x3 comes to Miwfowd ^w^ Haven +>_< To-mowwow. >_> Nyow, >_> if xDD you couwd ^-^ weaw :3 a ^-^ mind +xDD Dawk >_< as x3 youw :3 fowtunye ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_> but xDD disguise +:33 That which t' appeaw itsewf ^w^ must nyot yet be +OwO But ^.^ by xDD sewf-dangew, xDD you >_> shouwd ;;w;; twead :3 a course +x3 Pwetty ÚwÚ and full of :33 view; >w< yea, happiwy, nyeaw +uWu The residence of UwU Posthumus; UwU so nigh, uWu at least, +:33 That ^w^ though :33 his ;;w;; actions :3 wewe nyot x3 visibwe, yet +Report >_> shouwd render ^.^ him hourly to x3 youw ear +;;w;; As :33 twuwy >_< as ^.^ he moves. +UwU IMOGEN. :3 O! fow xDD such >_< means, +;;w;; Though peril to x3 my OwO modesty, nyot :33 death on't, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd adventuwe. +PISANIO. Weww >w< then, hewe's x3 the OwO point: +>_> You ^w^ must x3 fowget to be :3 a >_< woman; change +xDD Command x3 into obedience; feaw ÚwÚ and >_> nyicenyess- +uWu The OwO handmaids of aww UwU women, or, ^.^ mowe OwO twuwy, +^.^ Woman >w< it OwO pwetty >w< sewf- x3 into :3 a UwU waggish uWu couwage; +Weady uWu in ;;w;; gibes, :3 quick-answew'd, ^.^ saucy, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; As quarrelous >_< as x3 the weasew. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must +:3 Fowget :3 that ^.^ wawest treasure of x3 youw OwO cheek, +ÚwÚ Exposing OwO it- but, >_< O, x3 the harder :33 heawt! +xDD Awack, nyo wemedy!- to x3 the gweedy :33 touch +Of ^w^ common-kissing Titan, ÚwÚ and x3 fowget +uWu Youw laboursome ÚwÚ and UwU dainty trims wherein +>_> You UwU made great >_> Junyo >w< angwy. +UwU IMOGEN. Nyay, be bwief; +UwU I >_> see x3 into >w< thy ^w^ end, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am almost +^-^ A x3 man >_< awweady. +PISANIO. ^.^ Fiwst, >_< make >_> youwsewf >_> but ^.^ wike onye. +Fore-thinking uWu this, UwU I uWu have xDD awweady x3 fit- +'Tis uWu in x3 my cloak-bag- ÚwÚ doubwet, hat, OwO hose, aww +:33 That answew to OwO them. Wouwd UwU you, uWu in uWu theiw serving, +xDD And with >_> what :33 imitation xDD you ^.^ can :3 bowwow +Fwom :33 youth of xDD such :3 a >w< season, fore x3 nyobwe ^.^ Wucius +^w^ Pwesent yourself, ^.^ desiwe :33 his sewvice, tell ^.^ him +^-^ Whewein ÚwÚ you'we >_< happy- which xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him ^.^ knyow +;;w;; If :3 that :33 his >_> head uWu have ear uWu in >_> music; ^-^ doubtwess +With joy ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< embwace uWu you; fow uWu he's >_> honyouwabwe, +^.^ And, UwU doubwing :3 that, UwU most howy. uWu Youw means >w< abwoad- +>_> You uWu have uWu me, wich; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew fail +>_< Beginnying nor suppwyment. +UwU IMOGEN. ^.^ Thou awt aww x3 the uWu comfowt +uWu The gods xDD wiww >_> diet ;;w;; me with. UwU Pwithee away! +>_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe to be considew'd; >_> but we'll even +All :3 that ÚwÚ good time xDD wiww UwU give >_> us. This x3 attempt +UwU I ^w^ am soldier ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww abide >w< it with +^-^ A UwU pwince's courage. :33 Away, UwU I UwU pwithee. +PISANIO. xDD Weww, UwU madam, ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO take :3 a showt farewell, +Lest, ^.^ being ^-^ miss'd, UwU I be >w< suspected of +uWu Youw xDD cawwiage from x3 the >_< couwt. OwO My x3 nyobwe ^-^ mistwess, +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a x3 box; UwU I xDD had >w< it from x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. +x3 What's OwO in't >_> is pwecious. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe >w< sick uWu at sea +:33 Ow stomach-qualm'd uWu at land, :3 a UwU dwam of ÚwÚ this +Will UwU dwive OwO away distempew. ;;w;; To x3 some shade, +xDD And ;;w;; fit xDD you to x3 youw >w< manhood. ^-^ May x3 the gods +OwO Diwect xDD you to x3 the ^w^ best! +UwU IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Amen. UwU I >_> thank thee. Exeunt uWu sevewawwy + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +;;w;; Bwitain. CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew CYMBELINE, xDD QUEEN, >w< CWOTEN, LUCIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS + +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ Thus >_< faw; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. +WUCIUS. >_< Thanks, royal sir. +OwO My empewow hath ^w^ wwote; UwU I ^w^ must from hence, +xDD And ^w^ am >w< wight sowwy :3 that UwU I ^w^ must wepowt OwO ye +OwO My xDD mastew's enemy. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Our xDD subjects, ^w^ siw, +Will nyot OwO enduwe :33 his >w< yoke; ÚwÚ and fow :3 ouwsewf +;;w;; To x3 show less UwU suvweignty than >w< they, ^w^ must >_< nyeeds +Appear :3 unkingwike. +WUCIUS. So, sir. UwU I ^.^ desiwe of xDD you +^-^ A ÚwÚ conduct ÚwÚ uvwwand to Miwfowd Haven. +uWu Madam, aww joy befaww x3 youw >_> Gwace, ÚwÚ and you! +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. OwO My wowds, xDD you OwO awe uWu appointed fow :3 that office; +uWu The >_< due of honour uWu in nyo :33 point ^.^ omit. +^w^ So farewell, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Wucius. +WUCIUS. uWu Youw uWu hand, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD CWOTEN. Receive >w< it friendly; >_> but from ÚwÚ this time fowth +UwU I ^-^ weaw >w< it >_< as x3 youw enemy. +WUCIUS. UwU Siw, x3 the event +Is yet to xDD nyame x3 the winner. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Weave nyot x3 the ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowds, +Tiww ^.^ he uWu have cwoss'd x3 the Severn. OwO Happinyess! +Exeunt :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS +QUEEN. >w< He xDD goes >w< hence :3 fwownying; >_> but >w< it honyouws >_> us +:33 That ^.^ we uWu have UwU given ^.^ him OwO cause. +xDD CWOTEN. 'Tis aww x3 the uWu bettew; +uWu Youw uWu vawiant ^.^ Bwitons uWu have uWu theiw wishes uWu in :3 it. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Wucius hath wwote xDD awweady to x3 the >_> Empewow +How >w< it xDD goes hewe. ^.^ It ^w^ fits >_> us >_< thewefowe wipewy +Our chariots ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^.^ howsemen be uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. +uWu The pow'rs :3 that ^.^ he xDD awweady hath uWu in Gawwia +Will >w< soon be drawn to head, from >_> whence ^.^ he moves +ÚwÚ His >w< waw fow ;;w;; Bwitain. +QUEEN. 'Tis nyot UwU sweepy business, +OwO But ^w^ must be >_> wook'd to :33 speediwy ÚwÚ and stwongwy. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Our expectation :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd be OwO thus +>_< Hath UwU made >_> us :33 fowwawd. But, x3 my ^-^ gentwe queen, +Whewe >_> is UwU ouw daughter? :33 She hath nyot appear'd +^.^ Befowe x3 the Woman, nor to >_> us hath tendew'd +uWu The >_> duty of x3 the x3 day. :33 She :33 wooks >_> us ^.^ wike +^-^ A ^.^ thing ^.^ mowe UwU made of malice than of duty; +We uWu have noted :3 it. ;;w;; Caww her >w< befowe us, fow +We uWu have :33 been ^w^ too :3 swight uWu in sufferance. uWu Exit :3 a MESSENGEW +QUEEN. >_> Woyaw ^w^ siw, +Since x3 the exiwe of >_> Posthumus, UwU most >_> wetiw'd +>_< Hath her >w< wife xDD been; x3 the >w< cuwe UwU wheweof, x3 my uWu wowd, +'Tis time ^w^ must xDD do. Beseech x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, +OwO Fowbeaw ^-^ shawp uWu speeches to >w< hew; ^w^ she's :3 a uWu wady +^w^ So xDD tendew of UwU webukes :3 that wowds OwO awe ;;w;; stwokes, +xDD And strokes :33 death to her. + +^.^ We-entew MESSENGEW + +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Whewe >_> is uWu she, UwU siw? How +UwU Can her x3 contempt be x3 answew'd? +x3 MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, +:3 Hew ^.^ chambews OwO awe aww lock'd, ÚwÚ and there's nyo answew +:33 That xDD wiww be UwU given to x3 th' ÚwÚ woud of noise ^.^ we >_> make. +QUEEN. OwO My uWu wowd, when >w< wast UwU I OwO went to x3 visit hew, +:33 She pray'd ;;w;; me to UwU excuse her ^w^ keeping close; +:33 Wheweto constwain'd ^.^ by her infirmity +:33 She >_> shouwd :3 that >_> duty OwO weave unpaid to xDD you +>_< Which x3 daiwy ^.^ she UwU was bound to proffer. This +:33 She >w< wish'd ;;w;; me to >_< make x3 knyown; >_> but UwU ouw great court +Made ;;w;; me to uWu bwame uWu in memory. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. :3 Hew x3 doows wock'd? +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 seen of uWu wate? >_> Gwant, >w< heavens, :3 that which UwU I feaw +^-^ Pwuv fawse! uWu Exit +QUEEN. UwU Son, UwU I say, ;;w;; fowwow x3 the ;;w;; King. +xDD CWOTEN. :33 That x3 man of ÚwÚ hews, Pisanio, her ;;w;; owd uWu sewvant, +UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen these >w< two days. +QUEEN. ^w^ Go, wook >w< aftew. uWu Exit CLOTEN +Pisanio, xDD thou :3 that OwO stand'st UwU so fow Posthumus! +>w< He hath :3 a drug of ^w^ minye. UwU I pray :33 his >w< absence +ÚwÚ Pwoceed ^.^ by swallowing :33 that; fow ^.^ he ^-^ bewieves +^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing UwU most pwecious. OwO But fow hew, +Whewe >_> is ^.^ she gone? Haply despair hath :3 seiz'd >w< hew; +:3 Ow, wing'd with fervour of her xDD wuv, ^w^ she's fwown +;;w;; To her desir'd ^-^ Posthumus. Gonye ^.^ she >_> is +;;w;; To :33 death ow to :3 dishonyouw, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< end +UwU Can >_< make ÚwÚ good use of either. :33 She ^.^ being ;;w;; down, +UwU I uWu have x3 the ^.^ pwacing of x3 the British crown. + +^.^ We-entew CLOTEN + +How now, x3 my uWu son? +xDD CWOTEN. 'Tis xDD cewtain ^.^ she >_> is OwO fwed. +Go uWu in ÚwÚ and cheer x3 the ;;w;; King. >w< He wages; >_< nyonye +Dare come about ^.^ him. +QUEEN. All x3 the ^-^ bettew. ^-^ May +This >w< nyight uWu fowestaww ^.^ him of x3 the xDD coming ^.^ day! uWu Exit +xDD CWOTEN. UwU I wuv ÚwÚ and ^-^ hate >w< hew; fow ^w^ she's >w< faiw ÚwÚ and royal, +xDD And :3 that ^.^ she hath aww courtly parts ^.^ mowe exquisite +Than UwU wady, x3 wadies, uWu woman. Fwom every one +uWu The best ^.^ she :33 hath, ÚwÚ and uWu she, of aww >w< compounded, +Outsells them all. UwU I wuv her thewefowe; >_> but +ÚwÚ Disdainying ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and thwowing ;;w;; favouws on +uWu The wow >_< Posthumus UwU swandews UwU so her ^w^ judgment +:33 That UwU what's >_> ewse OwO wawe >_> is OwO chok'd; ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that :33 point +UwU I xDD wiww OwO concwude to ^-^ hate hew, x3 nyay, :33 indeed, +;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd ;;w;; upon her. For when foows Shaww- -x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO - -OwO Who :3 is hewe? >_> What, awe you ^-^ packing, sirrah? -Come hithew. xDD Ah, you pwecious pander! ^-^ Viwwain, -:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >w< wady? UwU In :3 a ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ ow ewse -Thou art ^-^ stwaightway with OwO the ;;w;; fiends. -PISANIO. :3 O good my wowd! -CWOTEN. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >w< wady? ;;w;; ow, uWu by Jupiter- -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask again. Close viwwain, -I'll ^.^ have :3 this >w< secwet ^-^ fwom >w< thy xDD heawt, ^w^ ow x3 wip -x3 Thy OwO heawt ^-^ to find it. ^-^ Is ^.^ she with UwU Posthumus? -From uWu whose OwO so many uWu weights >_> of ^w^ basenyess cannyot -OwO A ^.^ dwam >_> of wowth >w< be :33 dwawn. -PISANIO. ^.^ Awas, my lord, -OwO How can ^.^ she >w< be with OwO him? When ÚwÚ was ^.^ she ^.^ miss'd? -ÚwÚ He :3 is in Rome. -CWOTEN. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 she, sir? Come ^.^ nyeawew. -:3 Nyo farther :33 hawting! Satisfy me UwU home -What :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> of :3 hew. -PISANIO. :3 O my ÚwÚ aww-wowthy wowd! -CWOTEN. ;;w;; Aww-wowthy viwwain! -Discover xDD whewe >w< thy ^w^ mistwess :3 is at once, -^.^ At OwO the next :33 wowd. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU 'wowthy lord'! -xDD Speak, ^w^ ow >w< thy siwence uWu on OwO the x3 instant :3 is -x3 Thy ÚwÚ condemnyation ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 death. -PISANIO. >_> Then, ;;w;; siw, -:3 This paper :3 is OwO the history >_> of my knowledge -xDD Touching xDD hew fwight. UwU [Pwesenting :3 a letter] -CWOTEN. Let's ÚwÚ see't. I uWu wiww x3 puwsue xDD hew ->_< Even ^-^ to Augustus' thwonye. -PISANIO. ^-^ [Aside] Ow :3 this ^w^ ow UwU pewish. -x3 She's :3 faw enyough; ÚwÚ and what ^.^ he >w< weawns uWu by :3 this -May ^w^ pwuv his ^w^ twavew, ^.^ nyot xDD hew >_> dangew. -CWOTEN. :33 Humh! -PISANIO. ^-^ [Aside] I'll wwite ^-^ to my lord she's UwU dead. :3 O :33 Imogen, -Safe uWu mayst :3 thou wander, xDD safe xDD wetuwn ^-^ again! -CWOTEN. Sirrah, :3 is :3 this letter :3 twue? -PISANIO. >_> Siw, as I uWu think. -CWOTEN. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ Posthumus' >w< hand; I xDD knyow't. Sirrah, ^-^ if :3 thou wouldst -^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a viwwain, uWu but ^-^ do me OwO twue UwU sewvice, undewgo x3 those -employments wherein I shouwd ^.^ have cause ^-^ to ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee with :3 a -uWu sewious OwO industwy- UwU that ;;w;; is, what viwwainy ÚwÚ soe'ew I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee uWu do, ^-^ to -OwO pewfowm ^.^ it :33 diwectwy ÚwÚ and truly- I would ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee OwO an >w< honyest >w< man; -:3 thou shouldst neither UwU want my :3 means uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ wewief :3 nyow my >w< voice -uWu fow >w< thy >_< pwefewment. -PISANIO. Weww, my good :33 wowd. -CWOTEN. uWu Wiwt :3 thou sewve x3 me? >_< Fow >_< since ^-^ patientwy ÚwÚ and constantwy :3 thou -x3 hast ÚwÚ stuck ^-^ to OwO the x3 bawe >_> fowtunye >_> of UwU that >_< beggaw ^w^ Posthumus, :3 thou -^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, in OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of ÚwÚ gwatitude, uWu but >w< be :3 a :3 diwigent fowwowew ->_> of x3 minye. uWu Wiwt :3 thou sewve x3 me? -PISANIO. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww. -CWOTEN. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; >w< hewe's my puwse. xDD Hast ^-^ any >_> of >w< thy ^.^ wate ->_< mastew's garments in >w< thy :3 possession? -PISANIO. I x3 have, my lord, at my ÚwÚ wodging, OwO the >_> same suit ^.^ he :33 wowe when -^.^ he took xDD weave >_> of my wady ÚwÚ and OwO mistwess. -CWOTEN. The ^.^ fiwst service :3 thou OwO dost uWu me, ÚwÚ fetch UwU that suit hithew. >_> Wet -^.^ it >w< be >w< thy ^.^ fiwst ^-^ sewvice; ^.^ go. -PISANIO. I ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. Exit -CWOTEN. UwU Meet ÚwÚ thee at ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven! I ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask him ^-^ onye uWu thing; -I'll remember't x3 anyon. >_< Even there, :3 thou villain ^w^ Posthumus, uWu wiww I -:33 kiww thee. I would ^.^ these garments ;;w;; wewe come. She ^w^ said x3 upon :3 a -x3 time- OwO the ^w^ bittewnyess >_> of ^.^ it I :3 nyow >_> bewch ^-^ fwom my >_> heawt- UwU that ^.^ she -held OwO the vewy ^w^ gawment >_> of UwU Posthumus in ^-^ mowe >_< wespect than my x3 nyobwe -ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw ^.^ pewson, >_> togethew with OwO the xDD adownment >_> of my ^w^ quawities. -x3 With UwU that suit x3 upon my xDD back uWu wiww I wavish UwU hew; ^.^ fiwst :33 kiww ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ and in xDD hew OwO eyes. Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ she UwU see my valour, ;;w;; which uWu wiww then ->w< be :3 a >_> towment ^-^ to xDD hew :33 contempt. ÚwÚ He uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, my OwO speech >_> of -insultment UwU ended uWu on his UwU dead body, ÚwÚ and when my wust ;;w;; hath >_> dinyed- -which, as I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to uWu vex xDD hew I uWu wiww ÚwÚ execute in OwO the clothes UwU that -^.^ she OwO so ^.^ pwais'd- ^-^ to OwO the couwt I'll xDD knyock xDD hew ^w^ back, foot xDD hew UwU home -again. She ;;w;; hath UwU despis'd me >w< wejoicingwy, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be >_> mewwy in my -wevenge. - -;;w;; We-entew PISANIO, with OwO the clothes - -Be x3 those OwO the garments? -PISANIO. >w< Ay, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. -CWOTEN. OwO How wong :3 is't >_< since ^.^ she went ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd Haven? -PISANIO. She can scarce >w< be there >_> yet. -CWOTEN. >_< Bwing :3 this apparel ^-^ to my chambew; UwU that :3 is OwO the uWu second xDD thing -UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ commanded thee. The third :3 is UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be :3 a -^.^ vowuntawy ^-^ mute ^-^ to my ÚwÚ design. Be uWu but ÚwÚ duteous ÚwÚ and true, ^.^ pwefewment -uWu shaww >w< tendew itsewf ^-^ to thee. UwU My wevenge :3 is :3 nyow at Miwfowd, would -I xDD had x3 wings ^-^ to follow ^.^ it! ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and >w< be true. Exit -PISANIO. Thou xDD bid'st me ^-^ to my ^.^ woss; uWu fow OwO twue ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee -Were ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv fawse, ;;w;; which I uWu wiww never ^.^ be, -ÚwÚ To him UwU that :3 is UwU most true. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Miwfowd ÚwÚ go, -And find ^.^ nyot xDD hew xDD whom :3 thou pursuest. UwU Fwow, flow, -You ^w^ heavenwy uWu bwessings, uWu on her! :3 This foow's ÚwÚ speed -Be ;;w;; cwoss'd with slowness! OwO Wabouw >w< be his ^w^ meed! Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -^-^ Wawes. Before OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS - -x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN xDD awonye, in xDD boy's clothes - -^-^ IMOGEN. I UwU see :3 a ÚwÚ man's life :3 is :3 a >w< tedious ^w^ onye. -I ^.^ have tiw'd ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and uWu fow two nyights >_> togethew ->_< Have :3 made OwO the gwound my bed. I shouwd >w< be uWu sick -But UwU that my wesowution ^w^ hewps >_> me. Miwfowd, -When ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 mountain-top Pisanio show'd ^.^ thee, -Thou >_< wast within :3 a ;;w;; ken. :3 O Juv! I ÚwÚ think -;;w;; Foundations UwU fwy OwO the wwetched; :33 such, I >_> mean, -:3 Whewe uWu they shouwd >w< be :33 wewiev'd. >w< Two >_< beggaws told me -I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ miss my way. uWu Wiww UwU poow xDD fowks >_< wie, -:33 That ^.^ have afflictions uWu on ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ knyowing 'tis -OwO A punishment ^w^ ow twiaw? uWu Yes; nyo >_< wondew, -When rich ones scarce tell true. ÚwÚ To >_> wapse in UwU fuwnyess -^-^ Is ^.^ sowew than ^-^ to lie uWu fow x3 nyeed; ÚwÚ and :3 fawsehood -^-^ Is >_< wowse in kings than uWu beggaws. UwU My dear wowd! -Thou art ^-^ onye o' th' false ones. Nyow I ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ thee -UwU My ^-^ hungew's gone; uWu but x3 even OwO befowe, I ÚwÚ was -^.^ At point ^-^ to sink uWu fow food. But what :3 is uWu this? -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a UwU path to't; 'tis >w< some savage howd. -I ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^.^ nyot caww; I dare ^.^ nyot :3 caww. >_> Yet ;;w;; faminye, -Ewe cwean ^.^ it UwU o'ewthwow UwU nyatuwe, makes ^.^ it uWu vawiant. -Plenty ÚwÚ and xDD peace >_> bweeds cowawds; >w< hawdnyess >w< evew -x3 Of >w< hawdinyess :3 is mother. ^.^ Ho! :33 who's hewe? ->w< If ^w^ anything that's civiw, >_< speak; ^-^ if ^-^ savage, -;;w;; Take ^w^ ow :3 wend. ^.^ Ho! :3 Nyo OwO answew? ;;w;; Then I'll >_> entew. -:33 Best dwaw my swowd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >_< minye enemy -But ;;w;; feaw OwO the ;;w;; swowd, >_< wike uWu me, :3 he'ww ^-^ scawcewy ÚwÚ wook on't. -Such :3 a OwO foe, good >_< heavens! Exit OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ cave - -x3 Entew BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS - -x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 You, Polydore, ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd :33 best UwU woodman ÚwÚ and -uWu Awe ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO the ^-^ feast. Cadwal ÚwÚ and I -uWu Wiww xDD pway OwO the cook ÚwÚ and ^.^ sewvant; 'tis ^-^ ouw ^w^ match. -The ÚwÚ sweat >_> of industwy would OwO dwy ÚwÚ and die -But uWu fow OwO the ^-^ end ^.^ it ^w^ wowks x3 to. ^w^ Come, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ stomachs -uWu Wiww ^-^ make ^w^ what's ;;w;; homewy x3 savouwy; ÚwÚ weawinyess -^w^ Can ^-^ snyowe x3 upon OwO the flint, when resty OwO swoth ->_> Finds OwO the ;;w;; down piwwow hard. Nyow, xDD peace >w< be ;;w;; hewe, -OwO Poow OwO house, UwU that :33 keep'st thysewf! -GUIDERIUS. I x3 am xDD thowoughwy weary. -ARVIRAGUS. I x3 am uWu weak with toil, ÚwÚ yet >w< stwong in appetite. -GUIDERIUS. Thewe :3 is x3 cowd meat >w< i' th' >w< cave; ^w^ we'ww UwU bwowse uWu on UwU that ->w< Whiwst what ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD kiww'd >w< be UwU cook'd. -x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ [Wooking OwO into OwO the >_< cave] >w< Stay, come ^.^ nyot in. -But UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; eats ^-^ ouw victuaws, I shouwd ÚwÚ think -;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; wewe :3 a faiwy. -GUIDERIUS. What's OwO the matter, sir? -:3 BEWAWIUS.. By Jupitew, OwO an angew! ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, -An earthly ^-^ pawagon! ÚwÚ Behowd divinyenyess -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ ewdew than :3 a :33 boy! - -;;w;; We-entew :33 IMOGEN - -^-^ IMOGEN. Good masters, harm me not. -Before I ^.^ entew'd here I call'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have begg'd ^w^ ow bought what I ^.^ have ^w^ took. Good ^w^ twoth, -I ^.^ have stow'n nought; :3 nyow would ^.^ nyot >w< though I xDD had ;;w;; found -UwU Gowd ^-^ stwew'd >w< i' th' fwoow. Here's money uWu fow my meat. -I would ^.^ have weft ^.^ it uWu on OwO the board, OwO so >_> soon -UwU As I xDD had :3 made my meaw, ÚwÚ and x3 pawted -x3 With ;;w;; pway'ws uWu fow OwO the >_> pwovidew. -GUIDERIUS. Money, ^-^ youth? -ARVIRAGUS. ^-^ Aww gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew wathew xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_< diwt, -UwU As 'tis nyo better weckon'd uWu but >_> of x3 those -OwO Who wowship :3 diwty xDD gods. -^-^ IMOGEN. I UwU see >w< you'we xDD angwy. -Knyow, ^-^ if you :33 kiww me uWu fow my UwU fauwt, I shouwd ->_< Have ;;w;; died xDD had I ^.^ nyot :3 made it. -x3 BEWAWIUS. Whither ÚwÚ bound? -^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. -x3 BEWAWIUS. What's >_> youw name? -^-^ IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. I ^.^ have :3 a x3 kinsman ^-^ who -^-^ Is bound uWu fow Italy; ^.^ he embark'd at >_> Miwfowd; -ÚwÚ To xDD whom being going, ^w^ awmost spent with x3 hungew, -I x3 am OwO faww'n in :3 this >_> offence. -x3 BEWAWIUS. Prithee, fair youth, -:33 Think OwO us nyo ^.^ chuwws, :3 nyow measuwe ^-^ ouw good ^w^ minds -By :3 this wude place ^-^ we live in. ^.^ Weww xDD encountew'd! -^.^ 'Tis ^w^ awmost >_< nyight; you uWu shaww ^.^ have better :33 cheew -Ewe you x3 depawt, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks ^-^ to stay ÚwÚ and xDD eat it. -Boys, ;;w;; bid him welcome. -GUIDERIUS. Were you :3 a woman, youth, -I shouwd ^w^ woo ^-^ hawd uWu but >w< be >_> youw >w< gwoom. UwU In xDD honyesty -I ;;w;; bid uWu fow you as :3 I'd buy. -ARVIRAGUS. I'll x3 make't my comfort -ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a xDD man. I'll love him as my brother; -And such :3 a ^-^ wewcome as :3 I'd ^w^ give ^-^ to him -:33 Aftew wong x3 absence, such :3 is ^w^ youws. uWu Most welcome! -Be spwightwy, uWu fow you ^-^ faww 'mongst >_< fwiends. -^-^ IMOGEN. OwO 'Mongst fwiends, ->w< If OwO bwothews. ^-^ [Aside] Wouwd ^.^ it xDD had >_< been OwO so UwU that uWu they -Had >_< been my >_< fathew's >_> sons! ;;w;; Then xDD had my UwU pwize -:3 Been ^.^ wess, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ mowe >w< equaw xDD bawwasting -ÚwÚ To ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Posthumus. -x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ He wrings at >w< some xDD distwess. -GUIDERIUS. Wouwd I :33 couwd fwee't! -ARVIRAGUS. Ow OwO I, >_> whate'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, -What pain ^.^ it ^-^ cost, what >_< dangew! OwO Gods! -x3 BEWAWIUS. >_< [Whispewing] Hawk, >_< boys. -^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Aside] Great ^-^ men, -:33 That xDD had :3 a couwt nyo :3 biggew than :3 this ^-^ cave, -:33 That >_> did ^.^ attend themsewves, ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the :3 viwtue -^w^ Which theiw >_> own ;;w;; conscience seal'd ;;w;; them, x3 waying uWu by -:33 That nyothing-gift >_> of differing ;;w;; muwtitudes, -Could ^.^ nyot out-peer ^.^ these OwO twain. Pawdon uWu me, x3 gods! -:3 I'd >_> change my sex ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ companyion with ;;w;; them, -x3 Since Leonatus' ^-^ fawse. -x3 BEWAWIUS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. -Boys, ^w^ we'ww >w< go dwess ^-^ ouw ^-^ hunt. ^-^ Faiw youth, come in. -Discouwse :3 is ;;w;; heavy, >_> fasting; when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ supp'd, ->w< We'ww >_< mannyewwy >_> demand ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy xDD stowy, -^w^ So :3 faw as :3 thou xDD wiwt speak it. -GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Pway dwaw >w< nyeaw. -ARVIRAGUS. The night ^-^ to th' oww ÚwÚ and ^w^ mown ^-^ to th' lark less welcome. -^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Thanks, sir. -ARVIRAGUS. I pray dwaw >w< nyeaw. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew two UwU WOMAN SENATORS ÚwÚ and UwU TWIBUNyES - -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 This :3 is OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of OwO the Emperor's x3 wwit: -:33 That >_< since OwO the ^w^ common x3 men awe :3 nyow in >w< action -'Gainst OwO the >w< Pannyonyians ÚwÚ and Dalmatians, -And UwU that OwO the legions :3 nyow in x3 Gawwia awe ->w< Fuww uWu weak ^-^ to >_< undewtake ^-^ ouw wars x3 against -The faww'n-off Bwitons, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ do incite -The ^w^ gentwy ^-^ to :3 this :33 businyess. ÚwÚ He >_> cweates -Wucius pwoconsuw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to you, OwO the xDD twibunyes, ->_< Fow :3 this immediate wevy, ^.^ he ÚwÚ commands -His absowute commission. Wong live Caesaw! -ÚwÚ TWIBUNyE. ^-^ Is Wucius ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the forces? -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Ay. -ÚwÚ TWIBUNyE. ^w^ Wemainying :3 nyow in ÚwÚ Gawwia? -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 With x3 those legions -^w^ Which I ^.^ have xDD spoke :33 of, ^w^ wheweunto >_> youw levy -Must >w< be :33 suppwyant. The uWu wowds >_> of >_> youw :33 commission -uWu Wiww OwO tie you ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU time -x3 Of theiw UwU dispatch. -ÚwÚ TWIBUNyE. We uWu wiww >w< dischawge ^-^ ouw >_< duty. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -^-^ Wawes. Near OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS - -x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN :3 awonye - -CWOTEN. I x3 am ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to th' place xDD whewe uWu they shouwd :33 meet, ^-^ if Pisanio -^.^ have >w< mapp'd ^.^ it ;;w;; twuwy. OwO How x3 fit his garments sewve UwU me! UwU Why shouwd -his mistress, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was :3 made uWu by him UwU that :3 made OwO the taiwow, ^.^ nyot >w< be -x3 fit too? The wathew- saving uWu wevewence >_> of OwO the word- uWu fow 'tis ^w^ said -:3 a :3 woman's :33 fitnyess comes uWu by fits. ÚwÚ Thewein I >w< must xDD pway OwO the wowkman. -I dare speak ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD vain-gwowy uWu fow :3 a man ÚwÚ and -his :3 gwass ^-^ to confer in his >_> own chamber- I >_> mean, OwO the >w< winyes >_> of my -ÚwÚ body awe as ;;w;; weww :33 dwawn as his; nyo less young, ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, ^.^ nyot -beneath him in UwU fowtunyes, uWu beyond him in OwO the ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the UwU time, -:33 abuv him in birth, alike :33 convewsant in ^w^ genyewaw OwO sewvices, ÚwÚ and -^-^ mowe xDD wemawkabwe in >w< singwe oppositions. >_> Yet :3 this imperceiverant -xDD thing loves him in my ÚwÚ despite. What mowtawity ÚwÚ is! ^w^ Posthumus, >w< thy -uWu head, ;;w;; which :3 nyow :3 is ;;w;; gwowing x3 upon >w< thy UwU shouwdews, uWu shaww within :3 this -hour >w< be off; >w< thy ^w^ mistwess ^w^ enfowced; >w< thy garments ÚwÚ cut ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces -before xDD hew ^.^ face; ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 this >_< donye, x3 spuwn xDD hew UwU home ^-^ to xDD hew fathew, -^-^ who >w< may, ^.^ hapwy, >w< be :3 a wittwe :3 angwy uWu fow my OwO so xDD wough OwO usage; uWu but my -mothew, having power >_> of his testinyess, uWu shaww xDD tuwn >w< aww OwO into my -UwU commendations. UwU My horse :3 is tied OwO up ^-^ safe. :33 Out, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 a ->_> sowe puwpose! ;;w;; Fowtunye, >w< put them OwO into my hand. :3 This :3 is OwO the vewy -;;w;; descwiption >_> of theiw meeting-place; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 fewwow dawes ^.^ nyot -x3 deceive >_> me. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -^-^ Wawes. Before OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS - -OwO Entew, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ cave, BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, x3 AWVIWAGUS, ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN - -x3 BEWAWIUS. uWu [To IMOGEN] You awe ^.^ nyot :33 weww. Wemain here in OwO the >w< cave; ->w< We'ww come ^-^ to you aftew >_< hunting. -ARVIRAGUS. uWu [To IMOGEN] xDD Bwothew, stay here. -uWu Awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >_> bwothews? -^-^ IMOGEN. ^w^ So man ÚwÚ and man shouwd ^w^ be; -But >w< cway ÚwÚ and >w< cway :3 diffews in dignity, -uWu Whose ^.^ dust :3 is uWu both alike. I x3 am vewy sick. -GUIDERIUS. uWu Go you ^-^ to UwU hunting; I'll >_> abide with >_> him. -^-^ IMOGEN. ^w^ So uWu sick I x3 am ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww; -But ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD citizen :3 a >_< wanton as -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to die ewe sick. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, xDD weave me; -uWu Stick ^-^ to >_> youw >w< jouwnyaw >_> couwse. The :33 bweach >_> of UwU custom -^-^ Is :33 bweach >_> of all. I x3 am iww, uWu but >_> youw being uWu by me -Cannyot amend me; ^w^ society :3 is nyo comfort -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ^.^ nyot >w< sociabwe. I x3 am ^.^ nyot vewy >_< sick, -x3 Since I can reason >_> of it. ;;w;; Pway you xDD twust me here. -I'll x3 wob UwU nyonye uWu but mysewf; ÚwÚ and let me x3 die, -^-^ Steawing OwO so poorly. -GUIDERIUS. I love thee; I ^.^ have xDD spoke it. -OwO How >w< much OwO the UwU quantity, OwO the OwO weight as >w< much -UwU As I ^-^ do love my father. -x3 BEWAWIUS. ^-^ What? ^-^ how? ^-^ how? -ARVIRAGUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be xDD sin ^-^ to uWu say so, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ yoke me -UwU In my good >_< bwothew's fault. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why -I love :3 this youth, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard you uWu say -Love's weason's ^-^ without reason. The uWu biew at doow, -And :3 a >_> demand ^-^ who :3 is't uWu shaww x3 die, :3 I'd uWu say ->w< 'My fathew, ^.^ nyot :3 this x3 youth.' -x3 BEWAWIUS. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O x3 nyobwe strain! -:3 O worthiness >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! breed >_> of greatness! -UwU Cowawds fathew cowards ÚwÚ and base >w< things ^-^ siwe ;;w;; base. -:3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath >_< meaw ÚwÚ and bwan, >_> contempt ÚwÚ and >_< gwace. -^-^ I'm ^.^ nyot theiw uWu fathew; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ who :3 this shouwd >w< be -^-^ Doth >_< miwacwe itself, :33 wov'd before me.- -^.^ 'Tis OwO the nyinth hour o' th' mown. -ARVIRAGUS. xDD Bwothew, faweweww. -^-^ IMOGEN. I ^w^ wish ye sport. -ARVIRAGUS. Your ^w^ heawth. uWu [To UwU BEWAWIUS] ^w^ So >w< pwease you, sir. -^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ These awe >w< kind >_< cweatuwes. >_< Gods, what :3 wies I ^.^ have ->_< heawd! -Our couwtiews uWu say all's savage uWu but at couwt. -:3 Expewience, :33 O, :3 thou >_< dispwov'st :3 wepowt! -^-^ Th' imperious :33 seas breed uWu monstews; uWu fow OwO the dish, -OwO Poow ÚwÚ twibutawy wivews as ^w^ sweet >_< fish. -I x3 am uWu sick still; UwU heawt-sick. ;;w;; Pisanyio, -I'll :3 nyow ÚwÚ taste >_> of >w< thy uWu dwug. [Swallows ;;w;; some] -GUIDERIUS. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :33 stiw >_> him. -ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he ÚwÚ was gentle, uWu but >_> unfowtunyate; -OwO Dishonyestwy UwU affwicted, uWu but ÚwÚ yet :33 honyest. -ARVIRAGUS. ÚwÚ Thus >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ answew me; ÚwÚ yet ^w^ said heweaftew -I UwU might xDD knyow more. -x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ To th' field, ^-^ to th' field! ->w< We'ww xDD weave you uWu fow :3 this xDD time. uWu Go in ÚwÚ and ^-^ west. -ARVIRAGUS. >w< We'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be wong >_> away. -x3 BEWAWIUS. ;;w;; Pway >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< sick, ->_< Fow you >w< must >w< be ^-^ ouw ^.^ huswife. -^-^ IMOGEN. Weww, ^w^ ow iww, -I x3 am bound ^-^ to you. -x3 BEWAWIUS. And ^-^ shawt >w< be ever. Exit :33 IMOGEN OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ cave -:3 This youth, :33 howe'ew distress'd, >_> appeaws ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had -Good ancestows. -ARVIRAGUS. OwO How angel-like ^.^ he >_> sings! -GUIDERIUS. But his nyeat xDD cookewy! ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ cut ^-^ ouw woots in OwO chawactews, -And ^-^ sauc'd ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ bwoths as Juno xDD had >_< been >_< sick, -And ^.^ he xDD hew OwO dietew. -ARVIRAGUS. Nobly ^.^ he :3 yokes -OwO A :33 smiwing with :3 a >w< sigh, as ^-^ if OwO the sigh ->_> Was UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu fow ^.^ nyot being such :3 a UwU smiwe; -The >_> smiwe >_> mocking OwO the sigh UwU that ^.^ it would UwU fwy -From OwO so >_< divinye :3 a :33 tempwe ^-^ to commix -x3 With x3 winds UwU that :33 saiwows ;;w;; waiw OwO at. -GUIDERIUS. I ^-^ do ^-^ nyote -:33 That >w< gwief ÚwÚ and >_> patience, wooted in him ^.^ both, ->_< Mingwe theiw ^w^ spuws >w< togethew. -ARVIRAGUS. Gwow >_> patience! -And let OwO the uWu stinking ^-^ ewdew, gwief, >w< untwinye -His pewishing >w< woot with OwO the >_< incweasing vine! -x3 BEWAWIUS. ^w^ It :3 is gweat x3 mownying. ^w^ Come, >w< away! >w< Who's thewe? - -x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN - -CWOTEN. I cannyot find x3 those ^.^ wunyagates; UwU that villain -;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ mock'd >_> me. I x3 am UwU faint. -x3 BEWAWIUS. Those wunyagates? -:3 Means ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_> us? I pawtwy xDD knyow him; 'tis ->w< Cwoten, OwO the :3 son o' th' Queen. I ;;w;; feaw >w< some :33 ambush. -I ^-^ saw him ^.^ nyot ^.^ these many yeaws, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet -I xDD knyow 'tis ^w^ he. We awe held as outwaws. :33 Hence! -GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but UwU onye; you ÚwÚ and my bwothew >_> seawch -What ^w^ companyies awe >w< nyeaw. ;;w;; Pway you away; ->_> Wet me :3 awonye with >_> him. >_< Exeunt OwO BEWAWIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS -CWOTEN. Soft! What awe you -:33 That UwU fwy me ^.^ thus? uWu Some villain >_< mountainyeews? -I ^.^ have heard >_> of xDD such. What ^w^ swave art thou? -GUIDERIUS. OwO A xDD thing -Mowe slavish >_> did I :33 nye'ew than answering -'A swave' ^-^ without :3 a ÚwÚ knyock. -CWOTEN. Thou art :3 a robber, -OwO A waw-bweakew, :3 a :3 viwwain. Yield ^.^ thee, >w< thief. -GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ To UwU who? ÚwÚ To OwO thee? What art thou? >_< Have ^.^ nyot I -An arm as xDD big as thinye, :3 a OwO heawt as ^w^ big? -x3 Thy x3 wowds, I :33 gwant, awe UwU biggew, uWu fow I wear ^.^ nyot -UwU My dagger in my UwU mouth. Say what :3 thou :33 awt; -UwU Why I shouwd ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to thee. -CWOTEN. Thou villain base, -^w^ Knyow'st me ^.^ nyot uWu by my clothes? -GUIDERIUS. No, :3 nyow >w< thy taiwow, wascaw, -OwO Who :3 is >w< thy >_< gwandfathew; ^.^ he :3 made x3 those xDD cwothes, ->w< Which, as ^.^ it seems, ^-^ make thee. -CWOTEN. Thou pwecious ÚwÚ vawwet, -UwU My >_> taiwow :3 made them not. -GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Hence, then, ÚwÚ and :3 thank -The man UwU that >_> gave them thee. Thou art >w< some OwO foow; -I x3 am loath ^-^ to beat thee. -CWOTEN. Thou xDD injuwious xDD thief, ->w< Heaw uWu but my uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and twembwe. -GUIDERIUS. What's >w< thy name? -CWOTEN. >w< Cwoten, :3 thou :3 viwwain. -GUIDERIUS. >w< Cwoten, :3 thou double viwwain, >w< be >w< thy uWu nyame, -I cannyot ^.^ twembwe at it. Were ^.^ it x3 toad, ^w^ ow adder, OwO spidew, -'Twouwd move me OwO soonyew. -CWOTEN. ÚwÚ To >w< thy further feaw, -;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ to >w< thy mere ^w^ confusion, :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow -I x3 am :3 son ^-^ to th' Queen. -GUIDERIUS. ^-^ I'm >_< sowwy ÚwÚ fow't; ^.^ nyot seeming -^w^ So >w< wowthy as >w< thy uWu biwth. -CWOTEN. Awt ^.^ nyot OwO afeawd? -GUIDERIUS. Those UwU that I reverence, x3 those I ÚwÚ feaw- OwO the xDD wise: -^.^ At fools I >w< waugh, ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw ^.^ them. -CWOTEN. ^.^ Die OwO the :33 death. -When I ^.^ have OwO swain ÚwÚ thee with my pwopew ;;w;; hand, -I'll follow x3 those UwU that x3 even :3 nyow xDD fwed hence, -And uWu on OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Wud's :33 Town xDD set >_> youw xDD heads. -Yield, wustic mountaineer. ^.^ Exeunt, ÚwÚ fighting - -;;w;; We-entew OwO BEWAWIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS - -x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyo company's abwoad. -ARVIRAGUS. None in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; you >_> did >_> mistake ^w^ him, sure. -x3 BEWAWIUS. I cannyot UwU teww; wong :3 is ^.^ it >_< since I ^-^ saw ^w^ him, -But UwU time ;;w;; hath nyothing >_> bwuww'd x3 those >w< winyes >_> of :3 favouw -^w^ Which then ^.^ he >_< wowe; OwO the snyatches in his OwO voice, -And ^-^ buwst >_> of >_< speaking, ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ his. I x3 am absowute -ÚwÚ 'Twas vewy ^w^ Cwoten. -ARVIRAGUS. UwU In :3 this place ^-^ we weft ^.^ them. -I ^w^ wish my bwothew ^-^ make good UwU time with ^w^ him, -You uWu say ^.^ he :3 is OwO so feww. -x3 BEWAWIUS. >_> Being scarce :3 made uWu up, -I UwU mean ^-^ to man, ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot appwehension -Ow roaring ^.^ tewwows; uWu fow x3 defect >_> of ÚwÚ judgment -^-^ Is ^w^ oft OwO the OwO cease >_> of fear. - -;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GUIDEWIUS with >_< CWOTEN'S head - -But, >_> see, >w< thy brother. -GUIDERIUS. :3 This Cwoten ÚwÚ was :3 a fool, OwO an uWu empty :3 puwse; -Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo money >w< in't. :3 Nyot xDD Hewcuwes -Could ^.^ have ^w^ knyock'd >_< out his brains, uWu fow ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyonye; ->_> Yet I ^.^ nyot UwU doing this, OwO the OwO foow xDD had ÚwÚ bownye -UwU My head as I ^-^ do ^-^ his. -x3 BEWAWIUS. What x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? -GUIDERIUS. I x3 am pewfect ÚwÚ what: ÚwÚ cut x3 off ^-^ onye xDD Cwoten's uWu head, ->w< Son ^-^ to OwO the uWu Queen, aftew his >_> own OwO wepowt; -OwO Who xDD caww'd me >w< twaitow, ^-^ mountainyeew, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe -x3 With his >_> own >w< singwe hand he'd UwU take OwO us ÚwÚ in, ->_> Dispwace ^-^ ouw :3 heads whewe- :3 thank OwO the >_> gods!- uWu they >_< gwow, -And xDD set them uWu on Wud's xDD Town. -x3 BEWAWIUS. We awe >w< aww undonye. -GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Why, >w< wowthy fathew, what ^.^ have ^-^ we ^-^ to wose -But UwU that ^.^ he :33 swowe ^-^ to UwU take, ^-^ ouw >w< wives? The OwO waw -OwO Pwotects ^.^ nyot >_< us; then x3 why shouwd ^-^ we >w< be >w< tendew -ÚwÚ To let OwO an awwogant piece >_> of ^.^ fwesh ^-^ thweat >w< us, -;;w;; Pway ;;w;; judge ÚwÚ and executioner >w< aww himself, ->_< Fow ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw OwO the ÚwÚ waw? What >_> company -Discover you OwO abwoad? -x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyo >w< singwe ^w^ souw -^w^ Can ^-^ we xDD set eye OwO on, uWu but in OwO an xDD safe reason -ÚwÚ He >w< must ^.^ have >w< some attendants. ^-^ Though his humouw ->_> Was nyothing uWu but mutation- ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and UwU that -From ^-^ onye OwO bad xDD thing ^-^ to wowse- ^.^ nyot frenzy, ^.^ nyot ->_> Absowute UwU madnyess :33 couwd OwO so :3 faw ^.^ have wav'd, -ÚwÚ To bwing him here awonye. UwU Awthough UwU pewhaps -^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be heard at couwt UwU that such as ^-^ we ->w< Cave ;;w;; hewe, uWu hunt ;;w;; hewe, awe >w< outwaws, ÚwÚ and in UwU time -May ^-^ make >w< some stronger xDD head- OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he xDD heawing, -UwU As ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike ^w^ him, UwU might >_< bweak >_< out ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw -^-^ He'd ÚwÚ fetch OwO us in; ÚwÚ yet :3 is't ^.^ nyot pwobabwe -ÚwÚ To come xDD awonye, ;;w;; eithew ^.^ he OwO so undewtaking -Ow uWu they OwO so suffering. ;;w;; Then uWu on good gwound ^-^ we feaw, ->w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw :3 this ÚwÚ body ;;w;; hath :3 a x3 taiw -Mowe perilous than OwO the head. -ARVIRAGUS. >_> Wet owdinyance -Come as OwO the UwU gods foresay it. Howsoe'er, -UwU My bwothew ;;w;; hath x3 donye :33 weww. -x3 BEWAWIUS. I xDD had nyo :33 mind -ÚwÚ To uWu hunt :3 this ÚwÚ day; OwO the :3 boy xDD Fidewe's sicknyess -OwO Did ^-^ make my uWu way wong fowth. -GUIDERIUS. x3 With his >_> own ;;w;; swowd, -^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did :33 wave x3 against my ÚwÚ thwoat, I ^.^ have ta'en -His head ^-^ fwom >_> him. I'll thwow't OwO into OwO the creek -^-^ Behind ^-^ ouw rock, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ sea -And tell OwO the fishes :33 he's OwO the Queen's UwU son, ^w^ Cwoten. -^.^ That's >w< aww I x3 weck. Exit -x3 BEWAWIUS. I fear'twill >w< be x3 weveng'd. -Would, Polydore, :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot >_< donye't! >w< though valour -:33 Becomes ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. -ARVIRAGUS. Wouwd I xDD had done't, -^w^ So OwO the wevenge :3 awonye ;;w;; puwsu'd UwU me! Polydore, -I love ÚwÚ thee :3 bwothewwy, uWu but >_< envy >w< much -Thou x3 hast ;;w;; wobb'd me >_> of :3 this :3 deed. I would wevenges, -:33 That possibwe OwO stwength UwU might :33 meet, would >w< seek OwO us through, -And >w< put OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< answew. -x3 BEWAWIUS. Weww, 'tis >w< donye. ->w< We'ww uWu hunt nyo ^-^ mowe UwU to-day, :3 nyow >w< seek uWu fow danger -:3 Whewe :33 thewe's nyo uWu pwofit. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wock. -You ÚwÚ and >_> Fidewe xDD pway OwO the >w< cooks; I'll stay -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ hasty :33 Powydowe return, ÚwÚ and bwing him -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; dinnyew >_> pwesentwy. -ARVIRAGUS. OwO Poow uWu sick Fidewe! -I'll willingly ^-^ to him; ^-^ to >_< gain his >w< cowouw -:3 I'd let :3 a OwO pawish >_> of such xDD Cwoten's blood, -And UwU pwaise ^-^ mysewf uWu fow >_> chawity. Exit -x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 O :3 thou goddess, -Thou >_< divinye uWu Nyatuwe, :3 thou thyself :3 thou x3 bwazon'st -UwU In ^.^ these two >_< pwincewy boys! ^.^ They awe as gentwe -UwU As UwU zephyws xDD bwowing x3 bewow OwO the viowet, -:3 Nyot ^w^ wagging his ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet as :3 wough, -Their :33 woyaw UwU bwood UwU enchaf'd, as OwO the rud'st ^.^ wind -:33 That uWu by OwO the :3 top doth UwU take OwO the ^.^ mountain pinye -And ^-^ make him uWu stoop ^-^ to th' ^-^ vawe. ^.^ 'Tis wonder -:33 That OwO an :33 invisibwe :33 instinct shouwd fwame them -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ woyawty >_< unweawn'd, uWu honyouw untaught, -Civility ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^-^ fwom xDD othew, valour -:33 That >_> wiwdwy grows in ;;w;; them, uWu but >w< yiewds :3 a ^.^ cwop -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had >_< been >_< sow'd. >_> Yet still >w< it's ÚwÚ stwange -What xDD Cwoten's being here ^-^ to OwO us :33 powtends, -Ow what his death uWu wiww bwing ÚwÚ us. - -;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GUIDEWIUS - -GUIDERIUS. Where's my xDD bwothew? -I ^.^ have x3 sent xDD Cwoten's ^w^ cwotpoww ;;w;; down OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, -UwU In >_< embassy ^-^ to his mother; his body's hostage ->_< Fow his ^w^ wetuwn. >_< [Sowemn music] -x3 BEWAWIUS. UwU My ;;w;; ingenyious >w< instwument! -Hawk, Polydore, ^.^ it sounds. But what >w< occasion -;;w;; Hath Cadwal :3 nyow ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it ^.^ motion? >_> Hawk! -GUIDERIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ he at :3 home? -x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ He went x3 hence x3 even OwO nyow. -GUIDERIUS. What OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ mean? x3 Since death >_> of my ^-^ deaw'st mothew -^w^ It >_> did ^.^ nyot speak >_> befowe. ^-^ Aww sowemn >w< things -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ answew sowemn ÚwÚ accidents. The matter? ->_> Twiumphs uWu fow nyothing ÚwÚ and >_> wamenting xDD toys -^-^ Is ^-^ jowwity uWu fow apes ÚwÚ and >w< gwief uWu fow >_< boys. -^-^ Is Cadwal >_> mad? - -;;w;; We-entew x3 AWVIWAGUS, with :33 IMOGEN as OwO dead, beawing -xDD hew in his ÚwÚ awms - -x3 BEWAWIUS. Look, here ^.^ he uWu comes, -And brings OwO the x3 diwe >w< occasion in his ÚwÚ awms -x3 Of what ^-^ we blame him for! -ARVIRAGUS. The biwd :3 is UwU dead -:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made OwO so >w< much x3 on. I xDD had wathew ->_< Have >w< skipp'd ^-^ fwom UwU sixteen years >_> of :3 age ^-^ to ;;w;; sixty, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have tuwn'd my >_< weaping UwU time OwO into :3 a uWu cwutch, ->w< Than ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ this. -GUIDERIUS. :3 O :33 sweetest, ÚwÚ faiwest xDD wiwy! -UwU My bwothew weaws ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ onye half OwO so ;;w;; weww -UwU As when :3 thou >_< gwew'st thysewf. -x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 O >_< mewanchowy! -OwO Who >w< evew ÚwÚ yet :33 couwd :33 sound >w< thy bottom? find -The ooze ^-^ to show what >w< coast >w< thy ^.^ swuggish crare ->_> Might'st easiliest OwO hawbouw OwO in? Thou bwessed :3 thing! -OwO Juv knows what man :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ have ^w^ made; uWu but OwO I, -Thou :33 diedst, :3 a UwU most x3 wawe OwO boy, >_> of mewanchowy. -OwO How ;;w;; found you OwO him? -ARVIRAGUS. ÚwÚ Stawk, as you xDD see; -ÚwÚ Thus smiling, as >w< some UwU fwy xDD had ;;w;; tickwed ÚwÚ swumbew, -:3 Nyot as >_> death's xDD dawt, being ^.^ waugh'd at; his ^.^ wight ^-^ cheek -uWu Weposing uWu on :3 a UwU cushion. -GUIDERIUS. ^-^ Whewe? -ARVIRAGUS. >w< O' th' OwO fwoow; -His ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; thus x3 weagu'd. I ^w^ thought ^.^ he slept, ÚwÚ and >w< put -UwU My cwouted xDD bwogues ^-^ fwom x3 off my OwO feet, uWu whose wudenyess -Answew'd my ^-^ steps xDD too loud. -GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he uWu but sleeps. ->w< If ^.^ he >w< be gonye :3 he'ww ^-^ make his grave :3 a ^-^ bed; -x3 With female fairies uWu wiww his tomb >w< be x3 haunted, -And worms uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to thee. -ARVIRAGUS. x3 With ÚwÚ faiwest flowers, ->w< Whiwst uWu summew ^-^ wasts ÚwÚ and I live ;;w;; hewe, Fidewe, -I'll OwO sweeten >w< thy >_> sad ^-^ gwave. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot wack -The flower that's >_< wike >w< thy ;;w;; face, OwO pawe x3 pwimwose; :3 nyow -The >_> azuw'd >_< hawe-beww, >_< wike >w< thy :3 veins; no, :3 nyow -The weaf >_> of UwU egwantinye, xDD whom ^.^ nyot ^-^ to slander, -Out-sweet'ned ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ bweath. The wuddock ÚwÚ wouwd, -x3 With chawitabwe ;;w;; biww- :3 O bill, >_> sowe shaming -Those :33 wich-weft ;;w;; heiws UwU that let theiw fathews lie -Without :3 a ;;w;; monyument!- bwing ÚwÚ thee >w< aww ^.^ this; -xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and furr'd moss ÚwÚ besides, when >_> fwow'ws awe x3 nyonye, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ wintew-gwound >w< thy cowse- -GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Pwithee ^.^ have >_< donye, -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD pway in wench-wike uWu wowds with UwU that -^w^ Which :3 is OwO so serious. >_> Wet OwO us :33 buwy ^w^ him, -And ^.^ nyot xDD pwotwact with ^w^ admiwation what -^-^ Is :3 nyow :3 due UwU debt. ÚwÚ To th' ^-^ gwave. -ARVIRAGUS. Say, xDD whewe >w< shaww's uWu way OwO him? -GUIDERIUS. By good ^w^ Euwiphiwe, ^-^ ouw mother. -ARVIRAGUS. Be't >w< so; -And let >w< us, Polydore, >w< though :3 nyow ^-^ ouw OwO voices ->_< Have ^w^ got OwO the xDD mannyish cwack, sing him ^-^ to th' >w< gwound, -UwU As UwU once ^-^ to ^-^ ouw mother; ;;w;; use >_< wike ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ and x3 wowds, -ÚwÚ Save UwU that Euwiphiwe >w< must >w< be Fidewe. -GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Cadwaw, -I cannyot uWu sing. I'll ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and >_> wowd ^.^ it with thee; ->_< Fow :3 nyotes >_> of UwU sowwow >_< out >_> of xDD tunye awe >_< wowse ->w< Than priests ÚwÚ and fanes UwU that ^-^ wie. -ARVIRAGUS. >w< We'ww speak it, xDD then. -x3 BEWAWIUS. Great ^.^ gwiefs, I >_> see, med'cine OwO the ^.^ wess, uWu fow Cwoten -^-^ Is ^-^ quite ^-^ fowgot. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU queen's UwU son, boys; -And >w< though ^.^ he came ^-^ ouw enemy, wemembew -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ paid uWu fow ;;w;; that. ^-^ Though UwU mean ÚwÚ and :3 mighty ^-^ wotting -Together ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD dust, ÚwÚ yet reverence- -:33 That :3 angew >_> of OwO the xDD wowwd- doth ^-^ make >_> distinction -x3 Of place ^w^ 'tween UwU high ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wow. Our ÚwÚ foe ÚwÚ was ^w^ pwincewy; -And >w< though you took his xDD wife, as being ^-^ ouw OwO foe, ->_> Yet :33 buwy him as :3 a pwince. -GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ fetch him hithew. -Thewsites' ÚwÚ body :3 is as good as Ajax', -When neither awe >_> awive. -ARVIRAGUS. >w< If ^w^ you'ww >w< go ÚwÚ fetch ^w^ him, ->w< We'ww uWu say ^-^ ouw ^.^ song OwO the whiwst. xDD Bwothew, begin. -Exit OwO BEWAWIUS -GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ Cadwaw, ^-^ we >w< must uWu way his head ^-^ to th' East; -UwU My fathew ;;w;; hath :3 a reason for't. -ARVIRAGUS. ^.^ 'Tis true. -GUIDERIUS. Come OwO on, then, ÚwÚ and wemuv >_> him. -ARVIRAGUS. >_> So. ÚwÚ Begin. - -SONG - -GUIDERIUS. OwO Feaw nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the heat o' th' >_< sun -Nyow OwO the ^-^ fuwious wintew's wages; -Thou >w< thy :33 wowwdwy ^w^ task x3 hast >_< donye, -:3 Home art gone, ÚwÚ and ta'en >w< thy wages. -OwO Gowden lads ÚwÚ and girls >w< aww xDD must, -UwU As :3 chimnyey-sweepews, come ^-^ to OwO dust. - -ARVIRAGUS. OwO Feaw nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the :3 fwown o' th' OwO gweat; -Thou art ÚwÚ past OwO the ;;w;; tywant's stwoke. -Cawe nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to cwothe ÚwÚ and :33 eat; -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee OwO the weed :3 is as OwO the >_> oak. -The >_< sceptwe, weawnying, physic, >w< must -^-^ Aww follow :3 this ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to OwO dust. - -GUIDERIUS. OwO Feaw nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the :3 wightnying flash, -ARVIRAGUS. Nyow th' :3 aww-dweaded >_< thundew-stonye; -GUIDERIUS. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot slander, ÚwÚ censuwe wash; -ARVIRAGUS. Thou x3 hast finish'd ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and xDD moan. -uWu BOTH. ^-^ Aww lovers young, >w< aww lovers >w< must -Consign ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to OwO dust. - -GUIDERIUS. :3 Nyo >_< exowcisew harm thee! -ARVIRAGUS. Nyow nyo OwO witchcwaft chawm thee! -GUIDERIUS. ^w^ Ghost xDD unwaid uWu fowbeaw thee! -ARVIRAGUS. Nyothing i-iww come ;;w;; nyeaw thee! -uWu BOTH. x3 Quiet ^.^ consummation x3 have, -And renowned >w< be >w< thy ;;w;; gwave! - -;;w;; We-entew OwO BEWAWIUS with OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of >_> CWOTEN - -GUIDERIUS. We ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw :33 obsequies. ^w^ Come, uWu way him down. -x3 BEWAWIUS. Here's :3 a xDD few ÚwÚ fwowews; uWu but ^-^ 'bout UwU midnyight, more. -The hewbs UwU that ^.^ have uWu on them x3 cowd OwO dew o' th' night -uWu Awe xDD stwewings x3 fit'st uWu fow x3 gwaves. :3 Upon theiw >w< faces. -You ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ fwow'ws, :3 nyow withew'd. >_< Even OwO so -^.^ These UwU hewbwets uWu shaww ;;w;; which ^-^ we x3 upon you stwew. -Come OwO on, >_> away. Apawt x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU knyees. -The gwound UwU that >_> gave them ^.^ fiwst >_> has them again. -Their ÚwÚ pweasuwes here awe ^.^ past, OwO so :3 is theiw >w< pain. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but :33 IMOGEN -^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ [Awaking] x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^w^ way? -I :3 thank you. By yond xDD bush? >_> Pway, how :3 faw ^w^ thithew? -x3 'Ods >_> pittikins! can ^.^ it >w< be OwO six UwU miwe :3 yet? -I ^.^ have gonye >w< aww ^-^ nyight. OwO Faith, I'll lie ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. -But, ^.^ soft! nyo ^-^ bedfewwow. :3 O UwU gods ÚwÚ and ^.^ goddesses! ->_< [Seeing OwO the body] -^.^ These >_> fwow'ws awe >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -:3 This bwoody man, OwO the cawe on't. I >w< hope I ^-^ dweam; ->_< Fow OwO so I ^w^ thought I ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD cave-keepew, -And cook ^-^ to >w< honyest >_< cweatuwes. But 'tis ^.^ nyot >w< so; -ÚwÚ 'Twas uWu but :3 a >_< bowt >_> of nothing, shot at nothing, -^w^ Which OwO the bwain makes >_> of ^w^ fumes. Our vewy eyes -uWu Awe OwO sometimes, >_< wike ^-^ ouw ;;w;; judgments, blind. Good :33 faith, -I ^.^ twembwe still with fear; uWu but ^-^ if there >w< be ->_> Yet weft in >w< heaven as small :3 a >_> dwop >_> of ^-^ pity -UwU As :3 a wren's eye, >_< feaw'd >_< gods, :3 a part >_> of ^.^ it! -The x3 dweam's here ^.^ stiww. >_< Even when I :3 wake ^.^ it :3 is -Without uWu me, as within me; ^.^ nyot OwO imagin'd, felt. -OwO A headwess man? The garments >_> of UwU Posthumus? -I xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ shape UwU of's >_> weg; :3 this :3 is his ;;w;; hand, -His foot Mercurial, his Martial thigh, -The UwU bwawns >_> of ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; uWu but his xDD Joviaw ;;w;; face- -Murder in uWu heaven! ^w^ How! ^.^ 'Tis gone. ;;w;; Pisanyio, -^-^ Aww cuwses uWu madded ^.^ Hecuba >_> gave OwO the Gweeks, -And >_< minye ^-^ to xDD boot, >w< be dawted uWu on thee! uWu Thou, -Conspiw'd with UwU that iwweguwous x3 deviw, >w< Cwoten, -;;w;; Hath here ÚwÚ cut x3 off my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ To wwite ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead -Be ^w^ hencefowth treacherous! OwO Damn'd Pisanio -;;w;; Hath with his forged OwO wettews- :33 damn'd ^.^ Pisanyio- -From :3 this UwU most bwavest vessel >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd -Struck OwO the ÚwÚ main-top. :3 O xDD Posthumus! alas, -:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >_< head? Where's ÚwÚ that? ^w^ Ay UwU me! ^w^ whewe's ÚwÚ that? -Pisanio UwU might ^.^ have xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ thee at OwO the xDD heawt, -And weft :3 this head x3 on. OwO How shouwd :3 this x3 be? Pisanyio? -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he ÚwÚ and :3 Cwoten; ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and xDD wucwe in them ->_< Have >_> waid :3 this >_> woe here. :33 O, 'tis >_> pwegnyant, x3 pwegnyant! -The ÚwÚ dwug ^.^ he >_> gave uWu me, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^w^ said ÚwÚ was pwecious -And cowdiaw ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ have I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found ^.^ it ->_> Muwd'wous ^-^ to th' ^-^ senses? :33 That confiwms ^.^ it UwU home. -:3 This :3 is Pisanio's deed, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cwoten. O! ->w< Give >w< cowouw ^-^ to my OwO pawe ^-^ cheek with >w< thy blood, -:33 That ^-^ we OwO the xDD howwidew ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to x3 those -^w^ Which uWu chance ^-^ to find ÚwÚ us. :33 O, my lord, my wowd! ->_< [Fawws x3 fainting uWu on OwO the body] - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ^w^ CAPTAINS, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU SOOTHSAYEW - ->_< CAPTAIN. ÚwÚ To them OwO the legions uWu gawwison'd in UwU Gawwia, -:33 Aftew >_> youw wiww, ^.^ have ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the >_< sea, :33 attending -You here at ;;w;; Miwfowd Haven; with >_> youw ;;w;; ships, -^.^ They awe in xDD weadinyess. -UwU WUCIUS. But what ^-^ fwom Rome? ->_< CAPTAIN. The Senate ;;w;; hath stirr'd OwO up OwO the confinyews -And gentlemen >_> of >_< Itawy, UwU most willing spiwits, -:33 That pwomise x3 nyobwe ^-^ sewvice; ÚwÚ and uWu they come -^.^ Undew OwO the OwO conduct >_> of bowd Iachimo, -OwO Siennya's brother. -UwU WUCIUS. When OwO expect you >w< them? ->_< CAPTAIN. x3 With OwO the next benefit o' th' wind. -UwU WUCIUS. :3 This uWu fowwawdnyess -:3 Makes ^-^ ouw OwO hopes x3 faiw. ^.^ Command ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ nyumbews -Be muster'd; ;;w;; bid OwO the ^.^ captains ÚwÚ wook to't. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, -What ^.^ have you :33 dweam'd >_> of ^.^ wate >_> of :3 this waw's purpose? -SOOTHSAYER. ^w^ Wast night OwO the vewy UwU gods show'd me :3 a ^-^ vision- -I fast ÚwÚ and >_> pway'd uWu fow theiw intelligence- ^.^ thus: -I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ Juv's bird, OwO the Woman :33 eagwe, >_< wing'd -From OwO the spongy ^-^ south ^-^ to :3 this part >_> of OwO the UwU west, -Thewe ^-^ vanyish'd in OwO the ^w^ sunbeams; ;;w;; which :33 powtends, ->_< Unwess my x3 sins ^w^ abuse my OwO divinyation, -uWu Success ^-^ to th' Woman ^w^ host. -UwU WUCIUS. Dream >_< often so, -And never ^-^ fawse. >_< Soft, UwU ho! what twunk :3 is here -Without his top? The ruin ^-^ speaks UwU that sometime -^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< wowthy OwO buiwding. :3 How? :3 a :33 page? -Ow UwU dead ^w^ ow sweeping uWu on OwO him? But OwO dead, OwO wathew; ->_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe doth ^w^ abhow ^-^ to ^-^ make his bed -x3 With OwO the defunct, ^w^ ow ;;w;; sweep x3 upon OwO the UwU dead. -Let's UwU see OwO the xDD boy's face. ->_< CAPTAIN. >w< He's alive, my :33 wowd. -UwU WUCIUS. He'll then uWu instwuct OwO us >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ body. Young one, -Inform OwO us >_> of >w< thy x3 fowtunyes; uWu fow ^.^ it uWu seems -^.^ They crave ^-^ to >w< be demanded. OwO Who :3 is :3 this -Thou ;;w;; mak'st >w< thy bwoody x3 piwwow? Ow ^-^ who ÚwÚ was ^.^ he -That, otherwise than x3 nyobwe ^-^ nyatuwe :33 did, -;;w;; Hath alter'd UwU that good pictuwe? What's >w< thy ;;w;; intewest -UwU In :3 this >_> sad UwU wweck? OwO How xDD came't? OwO Who is't? What art thou? -^-^ IMOGEN. I x3 am OwO nyothing; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, -Nyothing ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bettew. :3 This ÚwÚ was my :3 mastew, -OwO A vewy ÚwÚ vawiant x3 Bwiton ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu good, -:33 That here uWu by ^-^ mountainyeews :3 wies slain. Alas! -Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe such >w< mastews. I ^-^ may ÚwÚ wandew -From ^w^ east ^-^ to occident; x3 cwy >_< out uWu fow ^-^ sewvice; ->_> Twy many, >w< aww >w< good; sewve xDD twuwy; never -Find such another mastew. -UwU WUCIUS. x3 'Wack, good ^.^ youth! -Thou x3 mov'st nyo less with >w< thy compwainying than -x3 Thy ^w^ mastew in bleeding. Say his uWu nyame, good >w< fwiend. -^-^ IMOGEN. Richard xDD du ^w^ Champ. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If I ^-^ do >_< wie, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do -:3 Nyo harm uWu by it, >w< though OwO the UwU gods OwO heaw, I >w< hope ->w< They'ww pawdon :3 it.- Say you, sir? -UwU WUCIUS. x3 Thy name? -^-^ IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. -UwU WUCIUS. Thou OwO dost appwuv thyself OwO the vewy same; -x3 Thy name ;;w;; weww ^-^ fits >w< thy :33 faith, >w< thy :3 faith >w< thy >w< nyame. -uWu Wiwt UwU take >w< thy uWu chance with x3 me? I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say -Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be OwO so ;;w;; weww master'd; ;;w;; but, >w< be ;;w;; suwe, -:3 Nyo less :3 bewov'd. The Woman Emperor's :3 wettews, -xDD Sent uWu by :3 a >_> consuw ^-^ to uWu me, shouwd ^.^ nyot sooner ->w< Than UwU thinye >_> own wowth :33 pwefew thee. uWu Go with >_> me. -^-^ IMOGEN. I'll x3 fowwow, sir. But :33 fiwst, ^w^ an't >w< pwease OwO the >_< gods, -I'll hide my ^w^ mastew ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 fwies, as ^-^ deep -UwU As ^.^ these UwU poow xDD pickaxes can :3 dig; ÚwÚ and when -x3 With wiwd wood-weaves ÚwÚ and weeds I UwU ha' ^-^ stwew'd his :33 gwave, -And uWu on ^.^ it ^w^ said :3 a centuwy >_> of >_> pwayews, -Such as I ^-^ can, ^w^ twice xDD o'ew, I'll weep ÚwÚ and sigh; -And ^w^ weaving OwO so his UwU sewvice, follow you, -^w^ So >w< pwease you UwU entewtain >_> me. -UwU WUCIUS. >w< Ay, good youth; -And wathew fathew ÚwÚ thee than ^w^ mastew thee. -UwU My fwiends, -The :3 boy ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught OwO us >_< manwy >_> duties; let OwO us -Find >_< out OwO the pwettiest :3 daisied plot ^-^ we ^-^ can, -And ^-^ make him with ^-^ ouw uWu pikes ÚwÚ and OwO pawtisans -OwO A ^-^ gwave. ^w^ Come, arm >_> him. UwU Boy, ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ pwefeww'd -By ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >_< us; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be interr'd -UwU As xDD sowdiews ^.^ can. Be cheerful; wipe UwU thinye OwO eyes. -uWu Some ^.^ fawws awe :3 means OwO the happier ^-^ to arise. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, LORDS, PISANIO, ÚwÚ and attendants - -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Again! ÚwÚ and bwing me >_> wowd how 'tis with :3 hew. -Exit OwO an :33 attendant -OwO A fever with OwO the absence >_> of xDD hew :3 son; -OwO A UwU madnyess, >_> of ;;w;; which xDD hew :3 wife's in >_> dangew. Heavens, -OwO How >_< deepwy you at UwU once ^-^ do ^.^ touch UwU me! :33 Imogen, -The gweat part >_> of my UwU comfowt, gone; my queen -:3 Upon :3 a desperate :33 bed, ÚwÚ and in :3 a UwU time -When xDD feawfuw wars point at me; xDD hew :3 son gone, -^w^ So :3 nyeedfuw uWu fow :3 this pwesent. ^w^ It strikes me ÚwÚ past -The >w< hope >_> of uWu comfowt. But uWu fow ^.^ thee, fewwow, -OwO Who ^.^ nyeeds >w< must xDD knyow >_> of xDD hew ^.^ depawtuwe ÚwÚ and -Dost ÚwÚ seem OwO so ignyowant, ^w^ we'ww enforce ^.^ it ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee -By :3 a shawp uWu towtuwe. -PISANIO. >_> Siw, my life :3 is yours; -I humbly xDD set ^.^ it at >_> youw wiww; uWu but uWu fow my mistress, -I nyothing xDD knyow xDD whewe ^.^ she remains, x3 why gone, -Nyow when ^.^ she >w< puwposes ^w^ wetuwn. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, -Hold me >_> youw :33 woyaw sewvant. -LORD. Good my UwU wiege, -The :3 day UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >_> missing ^.^ he ÚwÚ was here. -I dare >w< be bound :33 he's OwO twue ÚwÚ and uWu shaww OwO pewfowm -^-^ Aww pawts >_> of his subjection loyally. >_< Fow >w< Cwoten, -Thewe ÚwÚ wants nyo diligence in >w< seeking ^w^ him, -And uWu wiww nyo x3 doubt >w< be ÚwÚ found. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. The UwU time :3 is x3 twoubwesome. -uWu [To PISANIO] >w< We'ww :33 swip you uWu fow :3 a xDD season; uWu but ^-^ ouw jealousy -uWu Does ÚwÚ yet ^-^ depend. -LORD. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, -The Woman uWu wegions, >w< aww ^-^ fwom x3 Gawwia ÚwÚ dwawn, -uWu Awe ^w^ wanded uWu on >_> youw :33 coast, with :3 a :3 suppwy -x3 Of Woman gentlemen uWu by OwO the Senate ^-^ sent. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nyow uWu fow OwO the counsew >_> of my :3 son ÚwÚ and queen! -I x3 am >w< amaz'd with OwO mattew. -LORD. Good my UwU wiege, -Your pwepawation can >w< affwont nyo less ->w< Than what you hear >_> of. Come :3 mowe, uWu fow ^-^ mowe >w< you'we weady. -The UwU want :3 is uWu but ^-^ to >w< put x3 those pow'rs in motion -:33 That wong ^-^ to muv. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. I :3 thank you. Let's >_< withdwaw, -And ^.^ meet OwO the UwU time as ^.^ it UwU seeks ÚwÚ us. We ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot -What can ^-^ fwom ^-^ Itawy uWu annyoy >_< us; uWu but -We >w< gwieve at >_< chances here. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO PISANyIO -PISANIO. I heard nyo letter ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mastew >_< since -I ^w^ wwote him >_< Imogen ÚwÚ was slain. ^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. -Nyow hear I ^-^ fwom my mistress, ^-^ who >_> did pwomise -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd me >_< often OwO tidings. ÚwÚ Nyeithew xDD knyow -What :3 is >w< betid ^-^ to >w< Cwoten, uWu but >_< wemain -^-^ Pewpwex'd in all. The uWu heavens still >w< must OwO wowk. -OwO Whewein I x3 am false I x3 am ^-^ honyest; ^.^ nyot true, ^-^ to >w< be true. -^.^ These ÚwÚ pwesent wars uWu shaww find I love my xDD countwy, ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ nyote o' th' ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow I'll ^-^ faww in ^.^ them. -^-^ Aww uWu othew doubts, uWu by UwU time let them >w< be ;;w;; cweaw'd: ->_> Fowtunye brings in >w< some ^w^ boats UwU that awe ^.^ nyot steer'd. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -^-^ Wawes. Before OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS - -x3 Entew BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS - -GUIDERIUS. The ^w^ nyoise :3 is x3 wound about ÚwÚ us. -x3 BEWAWIUS. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ fwom it. -ARVIRAGUS. What pweasuwe, ;;w;; siw, find ^-^ we in xDD wife, ^-^ to ^-^ wock ^.^ it -From >w< action ÚwÚ and adventuwe? -GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, what >w< hope ->_< Have ^-^ we in UwU hiding >_> us? :3 This uWu way OwO the Womans -Must ^w^ ow uWu fow ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ sway >w< us, ^w^ ow weceive OwO us ->_< Fow ^.^ bawbawous ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw >_< wevowts -^-^ Duwing theiw use, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway OwO us >w< aftew. -x3 BEWAWIUS. Sons, ->w< We'ww highew ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ mountains; there secure ÚwÚ us. -ÚwÚ To OwO the King's party :33 thewe's nyo ^w^ going. Nyewnyess -x3 Of xDD Cwoten's >_> death- ^-^ we being ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyown, ^.^ nyot muster'd -x3 Among OwO the :33 bands-may ÚwÚ dwive OwO us ^-^ to :3 a render -:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^.^ have liv'd, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu extowt :3 fwom's UwU that -^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< donye, uWu whose ÚwÚ answew would >w< be >_< death, -^w^ Dwawn uWu on with uWu towtuwe. -GUIDERIUS. :3 This ;;w;; is, ;;w;; siw, :3 a x3 doubt -UwU In such :3 a UwU time nyothing becoming you -Nyow >_> satisfying ÚwÚ us. -ARVIRAGUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 wikewy -:33 That when uWu they hear OwO the Woman howses UwU nyeigh, -ÚwÚ Behowd theiw :3 quawtew'd xDD fiwes, ^.^ have uWu both theiw eyes -And ears OwO so :33 cwoy'd impowtantwy as nyow, -:33 That uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ waste theiw UwU time x3 upon ^-^ ouw nyote, -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^-^ we >_> awe. -x3 BEWAWIUS. :33 O, I x3 am OwO knyown -x3 Of many in OwO the >_> awmy. >_> Many yeaws, -^-^ Though Cwoten then uWu but young, you >_> see, ^.^ nyot :33 wowe him -From my remembrance. And, ÚwÚ besides, OwO the UwU King -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot deserv'd my service :3 nyow >_> youw >_> wuvs, -OwO Who find in my exiwe OwO the UwU want >_> of breeding, -The ;;w;; cewtainty >_> of :3 this ^-^ hawd life; :3 aye uWu hopewess -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the couwtesy >_> youw cradle ^-^ pwomis'd, -But ^-^ to >w< be still ^.^ hot ÚwÚ summew's tanlings ÚwÚ and -The xDD shwinking slaves >_> of winter. -GUIDERIUS. >w< Than >w< be so, ->_< Bettew ^-^ to OwO cease ^-^ to UwU be. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to th' >_> awmy. -I ÚwÚ and my bwothew awe ^.^ nyot >_> knyown; yourself -^w^ So >_< out >_> of thought, ÚwÚ and theweto OwO so o'ewgwown, -Cannyot >w< be >w< questionyed. -ARVIRAGUS. By :3 this >_< sun UwU that :33 shinyes, -I'll thithew. What xDD thing :3 is't UwU that I never -OwO Did UwU see man >_< die! scarce >w< evew ^.^ wook'd uWu on UwU bwood -But UwU that >_> of cowawd hawes, ^.^ hot goats, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ venyison! -uWu Nyevew bestrid :3 a OwO howse, :33 save ^-^ onye UwU that xDD had -OwO A >_< widew >_< wike ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ who :33 nye'ew :33 wowe rowel -Nyow iwon uWu on his heel! I x3 am asham'd -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the holy >_> sun, ^-^ to ^.^ have -The benefit >_> of his bwest UwU beams, remaining -^w^ So wong :3 a UwU poow unknyown. -GUIDERIUS. By uWu heavens, I'll go! ->w< If you uWu wiww bless uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me leave, -I'll UwU take OwO the better care; uWu but ^-^ if you uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, -The ;;w;; hazawd OwO thewefowe :3 due ^-^ faww uWu on me uWu by -The ^.^ hands >_> of Romans! -ARVIRAGUS. ^w^ So uWu say :3 I. UwU Amen. -x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyo reason OwO I, >_< since >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; wives you xDD set -^w^ So ^w^ swight :3 a >_> vawuation, shouwd ;;w;; wesewve -UwU My cwack'd ^-^ onye ^-^ to ^-^ mowe cawe. >_< Have with you, boys! ->w< If in >_> youw ;;w;; countwy wars you uWu chance ^-^ to x3 die, -:33 That :3 is my bed UwU too, xDD wads, ÚwÚ and there I'll ^-^ wie. -Wead, :33 wead. ^-^ [Aside] The UwU time uWu seems xDD wong; theiw UwU bwood OwO thinks :33 scown -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it UwU fwy >_< out ÚwÚ and show them princes uWu bown. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -x3 Bwitain. The Woman ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS xDD awonye, with :3 a bwoody handkerchief - -uWu POSTHUMUS. xDD Yea, bwoody ^w^ cwoth, I'll ^-^ keep thee; uWu fow I :33 wish'd -Thou shouldst >w< be colour'd OwO thus. You married onyes, ->w< If OwO each >_> of you shouwd UwU take :3 this ^.^ couwse, how many -Must murder ;;w;; wives >w< much better than themsewves ->_< Fow wwying uWu but :3 a little! :3 O x3 Pisanyio! -uWu Evewy good ^-^ sewvant OwO does ^.^ nyot >w< aww >_> commands; -:3 Nyo bond uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ just ones. OwO Gods! ^-^ if you -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ta'en ;;w;; vengeance uWu on my fauwts, I never -Had uWu wiv'd ^-^ to >w< put uWu on ^.^ this; OwO so xDD had you :33 saved -The x3 nyobwe >_< Imogen ^-^ to repent, ÚwÚ and struck -:33 Me, ÚwÚ wwetch ^-^ mowe wowth >_> youw vengeance. But :33 awack, -You >w< snyatch >w< some x3 hence uWu fow wittwe faults; that's love, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have them ^-^ faww nyo more. You >w< some >w< pewmit -ÚwÚ To uWu second >w< iwws with iwws, OwO each ÚwÚ ewdew ^.^ wowse, -And ^-^ make them ;;w;; dwead it, ^-^ to OwO the doew's x3 thwift. -But >_< Imogen :3 is >_> youw >w< own. Do >_> youw :33 best wills, -And ^-^ make me bwest ^-^ to ;;w;; obey. I x3 am ^w^ bwought UwU hithew -x3 Among th' >w< Itawian gentwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to fight -uWu Against my lady's ^.^ kingdom. ^.^ 'Tis enough -That, ^w^ Bwitain, I ^.^ have xDD kiww'd >w< thy UwU mistwess; :3 peace! -I'll ^w^ give nyo x3 wound ^-^ to thee. :33 Thewefowe, good uWu heavens, ->w< Heaw ^-^ patientwy my uWu puwpose. I'll diswobe me -x3 Of ^.^ these >w< Itawian xDD weeds, ÚwÚ and suit ^-^ mysewf -UwU As OwO does :3 a Britain ^-^ peasant. ^w^ So I'll fight -uWu Against OwO the part I come with; OwO so I'll die ->_< Fow ^.^ thee, :3 O :33 Imogen, x3 even uWu fow xDD whom my life -^-^ Is every >_> bweath :3 a :33 death. And ;;w;; thus :33 unknyown, -Pitied :3 nyow xDD hated, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of peril -Myself I'll dedicate. >_> Wet me ^-^ make x3 men xDD knyow -Mowe valour in me than my ^-^ habits show. ->_< Gods, >w< put OwO the OwO stwength o' th' Weonyati in UwU me! -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shame OwO the guise o' th' UwU wowwd, I uWu wiww begin -The :3 fashion- less ^-^ without ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe within. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -x3 Bwitain. OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish ÚwÚ and Woman xDD camps - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, >_< IACHIMO, ÚwÚ and OwO the Woman ;;w;; awmy at ^-^ onye doow, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish ;;w;; awmy -at another, OwO WEONyATUS ^.^ POSTHUMUS following >_< wike :3 a UwU poow sowdiew. -^.^ They mawch xDD uvw ÚwÚ and >w< go >_< out. Awawums. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew uWu again, in x3 skiwmish, -uWu IACHIMO ÚwÚ and uWu POSTHUMUS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ vanquisheth ÚwÚ and disawmeth >_< IACHIMO, -ÚwÚ and then leaves him - -^-^ IACHIMO. The heavinyess ÚwÚ and UwU guiwt within my uWu bosom -Takes x3 off my manhood. I ^.^ have belied :3 a >w< wady, -The ^w^ Pwincess >_> of :3 this xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ on't -Wevengingwy enfeebles me; ^w^ ow :33 couwd :3 this ^-^ caww, -OwO A vewy dwudge >_> of UwU nyatuwe's, ^.^ have subdu'd me -UwU In my profession? ÚwÚ Knyighthoods ÚwÚ and honours ÚwÚ bownye -UwU As I wear >_< minye awe titwes uWu but >_> of scorn. ->w< If UwU that >w< thy gentwy, ^w^ Bwitain, >w< go before -:3 This >_< wout as ^.^ he exceeds ^-^ ouw x3 wowds, OwO the >_> odds -^-^ Is UwU that ^-^ we scarce awe ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and you awe xDD gods. Exit - -The ^-^ battwe continues; OwO the ^w^ BWITONS ^w^ fwy; >_< CYMBEWINyE :3 is taken. -;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ^-^ to his rescue BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS - -x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ Stand, ^w^ stand! We ^.^ have th' ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the ground; -The wanye :3 is ÚwÚ guawded; nyothing ^-^ wouts OwO us uWu but -The viwwainy >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU feaws. -^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and ARVIRAGUS. ÚwÚ Stand, ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and fight! - -;;w;; We-entew ^-^ POSTHUMUS, ÚwÚ and uWu seconds OwO the Bwitons; uWu they rescue -x3 CYMBEWINyE, ÚwÚ and >w< exeunt. ;;w;; Then re-enter >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >_< IACHIMO, -with :33 IMOGEN - -UwU WUCIUS. Away, OwO boy, ^-^ fwom OwO the troops, ÚwÚ and :33 save thysewf; ->_< Fow fwiends :33 kiww fwiends, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 disowdew's such -UwU As OwO waw ;;w;; wewe ^-^ hoodwink'd. -^-^ IACHIMO. ^.^ 'Tis theiw ^.^ fwesh x3 suppwies. -UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 day tuwn'd ^-^ stwangewy. Ow uWu betimes -Let's ;;w;; weinfowce ^w^ ow uWu fwy. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - -x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and :3 a Britain LORD - -LORD. >_< Cam'st :3 thou ^-^ fwom xDD whewe uWu they :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ stand? -uWu POSTHUMUS. I OwO did: -^-^ Though you, ^.^ it seems, come ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 fwiews. -LORD. I ÚwÚ did. -uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 Nyo blame >w< be ^-^ to you, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow >w< aww ÚwÚ was lost, -But UwU that OwO the uWu heavens x3 fought. The UwU King ^-^ himsewf -x3 Of his x3 wings ;;w;; destitute, OwO the ;;w;; awmy broken, -And uWu but OwO the uWu backs >_> of ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ seen, OwO an flying, -^.^ Thwough :3 a OwO stwait UwU wanye- OwO the enemy, full-hearted, -;;w;; Wowwing OwO the :33 tongue with slaught'ring, having wowk -Mowe plentiful than tools ^-^ to UwU do't, struck ;;w;; down -uWu Some mortally, >w< some slightly >w< touch'd, >w< some fawwing ->_< Mewewy OwO thwough feaw, UwU that OwO the OwO stwait xDD pass ÚwÚ was >_< damm'd -x3 With UwU dead x3 men hurt ^.^ behind, ÚwÚ and cowards :3 wiving -ÚwÚ To die with ÚwÚ wength'nyed >w< shame. -LORD. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ was :3 this wanye? -uWu POSTHUMUS. Close uWu by OwO the battwe, ditch'd, ÚwÚ and x3 waww'd with x3 tuwf, -^w^ Which >_> gave ^w^ advantage ^-^ to OwO an ÚwÚ ancient >w< sowdiew- -An >w< honyest one, I x3 wawwant, ^-^ who deserv'd -^w^ So wong :3 a breeding as his >_> white beard came ^.^ to, -UwU In UwU doing :3 this UwU fow's countwy. UwU Athwawt OwO the wanye ->_< He, with two stwipwings- lads ^-^ mowe >_< wike ^-^ to run -The ;;w;; countwy base than ^-^ to commit such swaughtew; -x3 With faces x3 fit uWu fow masks, ^w^ ow wathew ^-^ faiwew ->w< Than x3 those uWu fow x3 pwesewvation cas'd ^w^ ow shame- -^w^ Made good OwO the >w< passage, :3 cwied ^-^ to x3 those UwU that xDD fwed -ÚwÚ 'Ouw uWu Bwitain's OwO hawts die flying, ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^-^ men. -ÚwÚ To :3 dawknyess fleet souws UwU that UwU fwy ^-^ backwawds! OwO Stand; -Ow ^-^ we awe Womans ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^w^ give you UwU that, -;;w;; Wike ;;w;; beasts, ;;w;; which you :3 shun uWu beastwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may :33 save -But ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook xDD back in frown. ÚwÚ Stand, stand!' ^.^ These ^w^ thwee, ->_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ confident, in ^.^ act as xDD many- ->_< Fow three x3 pewfowmews awe OwO the file when >w< aww -The west ^-^ do >_< nyothing- with :3 this >_> wowd ;;w;; 'Stand, stand!' -Accommodated uWu by OwO the place, ^-^ mowe :3 chawming -x3 With theiw >_> own :33 nyobwenyess, ;;w;; which :33 couwd ^.^ have tuwn'd -OwO A ^-^ distaff ^-^ to :3 a lance, x3 giwded OwO pawe >w< wooks, -Part shame, part spirit :3 wenyew'd; UwU that >w< some tuwn'd cowawd -But uWu by ^.^ exampwe- :33 O, :3 a xDD sin in OwO waw -OwO Damn'd in OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ beginnyews!- gan ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook -The uWu way UwU that uWu they >_> did ÚwÚ and ^-^ to grin >_< wike ^.^ wions -:3 Upon OwO the uWu pikes o' th' ^.^ huntews. ;;w;; Then >_< began -OwO A xDD stop >w< i' th' xDD chasew, :3 a wetiwe; anon -OwO A wout, x3 confusion thick. xDD Fowthwith uWu they fly, -Chickens, OwO the uWu way ;;w;; which uWu they stoop'd eagles; ;;w;; swaves, -The :33 stwides uWu they >_< victows ^w^ made; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^-^ ouw cowards, -;;w;; Wike fragments in ^-^ hawd >_< voyages, became -The life o' th' need. Having ;;w;; found OwO the ^.^ back-doow open -x3 Of OwO the unguarded hearts, uWu heavens, how uWu they wound! -uWu Some OwO swain OwO befowe, >w< some >_< dying, >w< some theiw fwiends -O'ewbownye >w< i' th' fowmew OwO wave. xDD Ten chas'd uWu by ^-^ onye -uWu Awe :3 nyow OwO each ^-^ onye OwO the slaughterman >_> of uWu twenty. -Those UwU that would die ^w^ ow ewe resist awe UwU gwown -The x3 mowtaw ^.^ bugs o' th' fiewd. -LORD. :3 This ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ stwange >_> chance: -OwO A narrow x3 wanye, OwO an ^.^ owd man, ÚwÚ and two >_< boys. -uWu POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wonder at xDD it; you awe :3 made ->_< Wathew ^-^ to wonder at OwO the >w< things you hear ->w< Than ^-^ to wowk any. uWu Wiww you x3 whyme xDD upon't, -And :33 vent ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a OwO mock'wy? ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_< onye: -'Two uWu boys, OwO an ^.^ owd man :3 (twice :3 a uWu boy), :3 a x3 wanye, -Preserv'd OwO the Bwitons, ÚwÚ was OwO the Womans' bane.' -LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 angwy, sir. -uWu POSTHUMUS. x3 'Wack, ^-^ to what :33 end? -OwO Who dawes ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand his ÚwÚ foe I'll >w< be his :3 fwiend; ->_< Fow ^-^ if :3 he'ww ^-^ do as ^.^ he :3 is :3 made ^-^ to uWu do, -I xDD knyow :3 he'ww >_> quickwy UwU fwy my friendship ^w^ too. -You ^.^ have >w< put me OwO into ;;w;; whyme. -LORD. Farewell; >w< you'we xDD angwy. Exit -uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO Stiww going? :3 This :3 is :3 a wowd! :3 O x3 nyobwe misery, -ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< i' th' field ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask ;;w;; 'What news?' >_> of UwU me! -uWu To-day how many would ^.^ have >w< given theiw honours -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO sav'd theiw carcasses! took >_< heew ^-^ to UwU do't, -And ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; died OwO too! OwO I, in >_< minye >_> own >_> woe chawm'd, -Could ^.^ nyot find death xDD whewe I >_> did hear him groan, -Nyow ;;w;; feew him xDD whewe ^.^ he struck. >_> Being OwO an >w< ugwy ;;w;; monstew, -^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ he hides him in ^.^ fwesh >_< cups, ^.^ soft beds, -^.^ Sweet :33 wowds; ^w^ ow ;;w;; hath uWu moe ^.^ minyistews than ^-^ we -:33 That dwaw his :33 knyives >w< i' th' waw. Weww, I uWu wiww find him; ->_< Fow being :3 nyow :3 a OwO favouwew ^-^ to OwO the Briton, -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe :3 a Briton, I ^.^ have >_> wesum'd UwU again -The part I came in. OwO Fight I uWu wiww nyo :3 mowe, -But ÚwÚ yiewd me ^-^ to OwO the vewiest hind UwU that uWu shaww ->w< Once ^.^ touch my shouwdew. Great OwO the slaughter :3 is -;;w;; Hewe :3 made uWu by th' Roman; gweat OwO the ÚwÚ answew >w< be -^.^ Bwitons >w< must take. >_< Fow uWu me, my wansom's ^w^ death; -uWu On ;;w;; eithew >_> side I come ^-^ to uWu spend my breath, -^w^ Which neither here I'll ^-^ keep :3 nyow bear uWu again, -But ^-^ end ^.^ it uWu by >w< some :3 means uWu fow ÚwÚ Imogen. - -x3 Entew two >_< BWITISH CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -OwO FIWST >_< CAPTAIN. Great Jupiter >w< be prais'd! Wucius :3 is taken. -^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought OwO the ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and his >_< sons ;;w;; wewe uWu angews. -x3 SECOND >_< CAPTAIN. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< fouwth man, in :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy habit, -:33 That >_> gave th' >w< affwont with ^.^ them. -OwO FIWST >_< CAPTAIN. ^w^ So 'tis reported; -But UwU nyonye >_> of >w< 'em can >w< be ÚwÚ found. ;;w;; Stand! :33 who's thewe? -uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO A :3 Woman, -OwO Who xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >_< been ;;w;; dwooping here ^-^ if uWu seconds -Had xDD answew'd >_> him. -x3 SECOND >_< CAPTAIN. >w< Way ^.^ hands uWu on him; :3 a xDD dog! -OwO A ^w^ weg >_> of >_> Wome uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD wetuwn ^-^ to tell -What cwows ^.^ have >_> peck'd them here. ÚwÚ He >_> bwags his UwU sewvice, -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_> of >_< nyote. >_< Bwing him ^-^ to th' King. - -x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, x3 AWVIWAGUS, PISANIO, ÚwÚ and Woman -^-^ captives. The CAPTAINS ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ POSTHUMUS ^-^ to x3 CYMBEWINyE, ^-^ who delivers -him xDD uvw ^-^ to :3 a gaoler. >_< Exeunt xDD omnyes - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -x3 Bwitain. OwO A pwison - -x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and two GAOLERS - -OwO FIWST GAOWEW. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >w< be stol'n, you ^.^ have wocks x3 upon OwO you; -^w^ So graze as you find xDD pastuwe. -x3 SECOND GAOWEW. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow :3 a :3 stomach. >_< Exeunt GAOLERS -uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Most welcome, bondage! uWu fow :3 thou art :3 a >_< way, -I xDD think, ^-^ to :33 wibewty. >_> Yet x3 am I better ->w< Than ^-^ onye that's uWu sick o' th' :3 gout, >_< since ^.^ he xDD had wathew -uWu Gwoan OwO so in >_< pewpetuity than >w< be x3 cuw'd -By th' ^w^ suwe physician >_< death, ^-^ who :3 is OwO the ;;w;; key -^.^ T' x3 unbaw ^.^ these ÚwÚ wocks. UwU My ^.^ conscience, :3 thou art fettew'd -Mowe than my x3 shanks ÚwÚ and wwists; you good >_< gods, ^w^ give me -The penitent ^.^ instwument ^-^ to OwO pick UwU that bowt, ->_> Then, free uWu fow ^-^ evew! :3 Is't enough I x3 am sowwy? -^w^ So chiwdwen :3 tempowaw fathews ^-^ do ÚwÚ appease; -x3 Gods awe ^-^ mowe :33 fuww >_> of uWu mewcy. Must I repent, -I cannyot ^-^ do ^.^ it better than in gyves, -Desir'd ^-^ mowe than constwain'd. ÚwÚ To OwO satisfy, ->w< If >_> of my freedom 'tis OwO the x3 main UwU pawt, UwU take -:3 Nyo stricter render >_> of me than my all. -I xDD knyow you awe ^-^ mowe OwO cwement than :3 viwe ^-^ men, -OwO Who >_> of theiw ^w^ bwoken debtors UwU take :3 a third, -OwO A :3 sixth, :3 a >_> tenth, >_> wetting them thrive UwU again -uWu On theiw ^-^ abatement; that's ^.^ nyot my desire. ->_< Fow ^.^ Imogen's dear life UwU take mine; ÚwÚ and >w< though -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a life; you ^-^ coin'd it. ->_< 'Tween man ÚwÚ and man uWu they ^.^ weigh ^.^ nyot every ^w^ stamp; -^-^ Though >_< wight, UwU take ;;w;; pieces uWu fow OwO the figure's OwO sake; -You wathew ÚwÚ minye, being ^w^ youws. And so, gweat pow'rs, ->w< If you uWu wiww UwU take :3 this audit, UwU take :3 this xDD wife, -And xDD cancew ^.^ these x3 cowd ^w^ bonds. :3 O :33 Imogen! -I'll speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in silence. ^w^ [Sweeps] - ->_< Sowemn UwU music. OwO Entew, as in OwO an OwO appawition, >_< SICIWIUS -^-^ WEONyATUS, fathew ^-^ to ^-^ POSTHUMUS, OwO an ^.^ owd man ^-^ attiwed ->_< wike :3 a wawwiow; leading in his hand OwO an ÚwÚ ancient ->_> matwon, his WIFE, ÚwÚ and mothew ^-^ to ^-^ POSTHUMUS, with -music before ^.^ them. >_> Then, aftew uWu othew OwO music, UwU fowwows -OwO the two x3 young WEONyATI, bwothews ^-^ to ^-^ POSTHUMUS, -with uWu wounds, as uWu they ;;w;; died in OwO the ;;w;; waws. -^.^ They ciwcwe ^.^ POSTHUMUS x3 wound as ^.^ he :3 wies sweeping - -SICIWIUS. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, :3 thou :3 thundew-mastew, show -x3 Thy ^-^ spite uWu on x3 mowtaw uWu fwies. -x3 With >w< Maws ^-^ faww out, with Juno ;;w;; chide, -:33 That >w< thy ^-^ aduwtewies -OwO Wates ÚwÚ and revenges. -;;w;; Hath my UwU poow :3 boy x3 donye >w< aught uWu but well, -uWu Whose ;;w;; face I never ^-^ saw? -I ;;w;; died UwU whiwst in OwO the >_> womb ^.^ he :33 stay'd -:33 Attending nature's waw; -uWu Whose fathew then, as x3 men wepowt -Thou OwO owphans' fathew :3 awt, -Thou shouldst ^.^ have :3 been, ÚwÚ and >_> shiewded him -From :3 this ÚwÚ eawth-vexing smart. - -:33 MOTHEW. Wucinya lent ^.^ nyot me xDD hew ^-^ aid, -But took me in my x3 thwoes, -:33 That ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ was UwU Posthumus ^w^ wipp'd, -Came cwying 'mongst his uWu foes, -OwO A xDD thing >_> of ;;w;; pity. - -SICIWIUS. Great :3 Nyatuwe >_< wike his ÚwÚ ancestwy -uWu Mouwded OwO the stuff OwO so fair -:33 That ^.^ he deserv'd OwO the UwU pwaise o' th' x3 wowwd -UwU As gweat Siciwius' :33 heiw. - -OwO FIWST BROTHER. When UwU once ^.^ he ÚwÚ was mature uWu fow man, -UwU In Britain xDD whewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he -:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ stand OwO up his OwO pawawwew, -Ow :3 fwuitfuw object >w< be -UwU In eye >_> of :33 Imogen, UwU that :33 best -Could ^.^ deem his OwO dignyity? - -:33 MOTHEW. x3 With mawwiage xDD whewefowe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he x3 mock'd, -ÚwÚ To >w< be exil'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwown -From Weonyati x3 seat ÚwÚ and UwU cast -From xDD hew his ;;w;; deawest one, -^.^ Sweet ^-^ Imogen? - -SICIWIUS. UwU Why >_> did you suffer Iachimo, -Swight xDD thing >_> of >_< Itawy, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ taint his nobler OwO heawt ÚwÚ and bwain -x3 With needless jealousy, -And ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the geck ÚwÚ and :33 scown ->w< O' th' other's viwwainy? - -x3 SECOND BROTHER. >_< Fow :3 this ^-^ fwom x3 stiwwew >_< seats ^-^ we >w< came, -Our parents ÚwÚ and OwO us OwO twain, -That, xDD stwiking in ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's ^-^ cause, -x3 Feww bravely ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe slain, -Our fealty ÚwÚ and x3 Tenyantius' ^.^ wight -x3 With uWu honyouw ^-^ to ÚwÚ maintain. - -OwO FIWST BROTHER. ;;w;; Wike :33 hawdiment UwU Posthumus ;;w;; hath -ÚwÚ To Cymbewinye pewfowm'd. ->_> Then, Jupitew, :3 thou ;;w;; king >_> of >_< gods, -UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; thus adjouwn'd -The gwaces uWu fow his merits OwO due, ->_> Being >w< aww ^-^ to ;;w;; dowouws turn'd? - -SICIWIUS. x3 Thy crystal ^w^ window :3 ope; ÚwÚ wook ^-^ out; -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO exewcise -:3 Upon :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant OwO wace >w< thy harsh -And potent >w< injuwies. - -:33 MOTHEW. Since, Jupitew, ^-^ ouw :3 son :3 is uWu good, -;;w;; Take x3 off his misewies. - -SICIWIUS. >_> Peep OwO thwough >w< thy marble mansion. Help! -Ow ^-^ we UwU poow ghosts uWu wiww x3 cwy -ÚwÚ To th' shining synod >_> of OwO the west -uWu Against >w< thy deity. - -BROTHERS. :3 Hewp, uWu Jupitew! ^w^ ow ^-^ we :3 appeaw, -And ^-^ fwom >w< thy :33 justice uWu fwy. - -JUPITEW ^.^ descends-in thundew ÚwÚ and ^-^ wightnying, ^.^ sitting -x3 upon OwO an x3 eagwe. ÚwÚ He throws :3 a :33 thundewbowt. The >w< GHOSTS -^-^ faww uWu on theiw knyees - -JUPITER. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, you :33 petty uWu spiwits >_> of region wow, -Offend ^-^ ouw hearing; x3 hush! OwO How dare you ghosts -:33 Accuse OwO the Thundewew uWu whose bowt, you >w< knyow, -Sky-pwanted, batters >w< aww webewwing xDD coasts? -OwO Poow ^w^ shadows >_> of >w< Ewysium, x3 hence ÚwÚ and west -:3 Upon >_> youw ;;w;; nyevew-withewing ;;w;; banks >_> of >_< fwow'ws. -Be ^.^ nyot with x3 mowtaw x3 accidents >_> oppwest: -:3 Nyo cawe >_> of x3 youws ^.^ it >_> is; you xDD knyow 'tis ^-^ ouws. -x3 Whom :33 best I love I cross; ^-^ to ^-^ make my ^-^ gift, -The ^-^ mowe deway'd, ^w^ dewighted. Be >w< content; -Your wow-waid :3 son ^-^ ouw >_< godhead uWu wiww upwift; -His UwU comfowts thrive, his ^w^ twiaws ;;w;; weww awe >w< spent. -Our xDD Joviaw star reign'd at his birth, ÚwÚ and in -Our :33 tempwe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he :3 mawwied. Rise ÚwÚ and fade! -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be lord >_> of OwO Wady :33 Imogen, -And happier >w< much uWu by his affliction ^.^ made. -:3 This :3 tabwet uWu way x3 upon his ^w^ bweast, wherein -Our ^w^ pweasuwe his :33 fuww >_> fowtunye doth >_< confinye; -And so, away; nyo farther with >_> youw >w< din ->_< Expwess :33 impatience, west you :33 stiw OwO up x3 minye. ->_> Mount, :33 eagwe, ^-^ to my :33 pawace crystalline. >w< [Ascends] -SICIWIUS. ÚwÚ He came in >_< thundew; his celestial >_> bweath ->_> Was sulpherous ^-^ to ^-^ smeww; OwO the holy UwU eagwe -^w^ Stoop'd as ^-^ to foot ÚwÚ us. His ascension :3 is -Mowe ^w^ sweet than ^-^ ouw bwest ^.^ fiewds. His :33 woyaw biwd -x3 Pwunyes OwO the immortal ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and cwoys his OwO beak, -UwU As when his god :3 is pleas'd. -ALL. ÚwÚ Thanks, uWu Jupitew! -SICIWIUS. The marble pavement UwU cwoses, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ entew'd -His radiant woof. xDD Away! :3 and, ^-^ to >w< be bwest, ->_> Wet OwO us with cawe OwO pewfowm his gweat UwU behest. >_< [GHOSTS :3 vanyish] - -uWu POSTHUMUS. xDD [Waking] :33 Sweep, :3 thou >_> has >_< been :3 a :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; begot -OwO A fathew ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast created -OwO A mothew ÚwÚ and two OwO bwothews. But, :3 O ^w^ scown, -^.^ Gonye! ^.^ They went x3 hence OwO so >_> soon as uWu they ;;w;; wewe uWu bown. -And OwO so I x3 am ^.^ awake. OwO Poow wwetches, UwU that depend -uWu On ;;w;; gweatnyess' >_< favouw, ^-^ dweam as I ^.^ have done; -;;w;; Wake ÚwÚ and find nothing. But, alas, I ÚwÚ swewve; ->_> Many ^-^ dweam ^.^ nyot ^-^ to find, neither deserve, -And ÚwÚ yet awe steep'd in UwU favouws; OwO so x3 am OwO I, -:33 That ^.^ have :3 this gowden uWu chance, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< why. -What fairies ^.^ haunt :3 this ground? OwO A ^.^ book? :3 O x3 wawe ^-^ onye! -Be ;;w;; nyot, as :3 is ^-^ ouw :33 fangwed UwU wowwd, :3 a ^w^ gawment -ÚwÚ Nyobwew than UwU that ^.^ it covers. >_> Wet >w< thy effects -^w^ So follow ^-^ to >w< be UwU most OwO unwike ^-^ ouw :3 couwtiews, -UwU As good as >w< pwomise. - -^-^ [Weads] >w< 'When as :3 a >_< wion's whewp ^-^ shaww, ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf :33 unknyown, -^-^ without >w< seeking find, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< embwac'd uWu by :3 a piece >_> of >w< tendew air; -ÚwÚ and when ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD statewy >_> cedaw uWu shaww >w< be lopp'd branches which, -being UwU dead many yeaws, uWu shaww aftew wevive, >w< be >w< jointed ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd -OwO stock, ÚwÚ and fweshwy ^.^ gwow; then uWu shaww UwU Posthumus ^-^ end his misewies, -Britain >w< be >_> fowtunyate ÚwÚ and flourish in xDD peace ÚwÚ and plenty.' - -^.^ 'Tis still :3 a dweam, ^w^ ow ewse such stuff as xDD madmen -Tongue, ÚwÚ and bwain not; ;;w;; eithew uWu both ^w^ ow nothing, -Ow ÚwÚ sensewess >_< speaking, ^w^ ow :3 a ;;w;; speaking such -UwU As :33 sense cannyot UwU untie. Be what ^.^ it ;;w;; is, -The >w< action >_> of my life :3 is >_< wike it, ;;w;; which -I'll ^-^ keep, ^-^ if uWu but uWu fow sympathy. - -;;w;; We-entew GAOLER - -GAOWEW. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, awe you ready uWu fow UwU death? -uWu POSTHUMUS. Over-roasted OwO wathew; ready wong uWu ago. -GAOWEW. :3 Hanging :3 is OwO the ;;w;; wowd, siw; ^-^ if you >w< be ready uWu fow UwU that, you awe -;;w;; weww UwU cook'd. -uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU So, ^-^ if I ^w^ pwuv :3 a good wepast ^-^ to OwO the x3 spectatows, OwO the dish -OwO pays OwO the shot. -GAOWEW. OwO A :33 heavy >_< weckonying uWu fow you, sir. But OwO the comfort ;;w;; is, you -uWu shaww >w< be called ^-^ to nyo ^-^ mowe uWu payments, ;;w;; feaw nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ tavewn ;;w;; biwws, -;;w;; which awe >_< often OwO the >w< sadnyess >_> of >_< pawting, as OwO the ÚwÚ pwocuwing >_> of xDD miwth. -You come in ^.^ faint uWu fow UwU want >_> of ^.^ meat, xDD depawt weewing with xDD too >w< much -drink; >_< sowwy UwU that you ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid xDD too xDD much, ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy UwU that you awe -ÚwÚ paid xDD too :33 much; >_> puwse ÚwÚ and bwain uWu both x3 empty; OwO the bwain OwO the heaview -uWu fow being xDD too >_< wight, OwO the >_> puwse xDD too >_< wight, being :33 dwawn >_> of -;;w;; heavinyess. :33 O, >_> of :3 this contradiction you uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< be quit. :33 O, OwO the -charity >_> of :3 a OwO penny :33 cowd! ^w^ It ÚwÚ sums OwO up ^-^ thousands in :3 a twice. You -^.^ have nyo OwO twue ^.^ debitow ÚwÚ and x3 cweditow uWu but xDD it; >_> of ^w^ what's ^.^ past, ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and -^-^ to xDD come, OwO the >_> dischawge. Your neck, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >_> pen, book, ÚwÚ and -:33 countews; OwO so OwO the >_> acquittance ;;w;; fowwows. -uWu POSTHUMUS. I x3 am mewwiew ^-^ to die than :3 thou art ^-^ to wive. -GAOWEW. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he UwU that sweeps ;;w;; feews ^.^ nyot OwO the toothache. But :3 a -man UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep >_> youw >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and :3 a hangman ^-^ to ^w^ hewp him ^-^ to -:33 bed, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he would >_> change OwO pwaces with his officer; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook -you, ;;w;; siw, you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which uWu way you uWu shaww ^.^ go. -uWu POSTHUMUS. xDD Yes >_< indeed ^-^ do OwO I, fewwow. -GAOWEW. Your death >_> has eyes :33 in's uWu head, then; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen him OwO so -^w^ pictuw'd. You >w< must ;;w;; eithew >w< be >_< diwected uWu by >w< some UwU that UwU take x3 upon them -^-^ to >w< knyow, ^w^ ow ^-^ to UwU take x3 upon yourself UwU that ;;w;; which I x3 am ^w^ suwe you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ->w< knyow, ^w^ ow jump OwO the OwO aftew-inquiwy uWu on >_> youw >_> own ^-^ pewiw. And how you -uWu shaww ÚwÚ speed in >_> youw >_> jouwnyey's end, I ÚwÚ think ^w^ you'ww never xDD wetuwn ^-^ to -tell ^w^ onye. -uWu POSTHUMUS. I tell ^.^ thee, fewwow, there awe UwU nyonye UwU want eyes ^-^ to direct -them OwO the uWu way I x3 am going, uWu but such as :3 wink ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use ^.^ them. -GAOWEW. What OwO an >_< infinyite xDD mock :3 is this, UwU that :3 a man shouwd ^.^ have OwO the -:33 best ;;w;; use >_> of eyes ^-^ to UwU see OwO the uWu way >_> of ;;w;; bwindnyess! I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 hanging's -OwO the uWu way >_> of UwU winking. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. UwU Knyock x3 off his ^-^ manyacwes; bwing >_> youw pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the King. -uWu POSTHUMUS. Thou >_> bwing'st good x3 nyews: I x3 am xDD caww'd ^-^ to >w< be :3 made xDD fwee. -GAOWEW. I'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd xDD then. -uWu POSTHUMUS. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be then fweew than :3 a ^-^ gaowew; nyo :3 bowts uWu fow OwO the -UwU dead. >_< Exeunt ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and MESSENGEW -GAOWEW. >_< Unwess :3 a man would ÚwÚ mawwy :3 a >_> gawwows ÚwÚ and ^.^ beget x3 young gibbets, -I never ^-^ saw ^-^ onye OwO so prone. xDD Yet, uWu on my ^.^ conscience, there awe ^w^ vewiew -knyaves desiwe ^-^ to live, uWu fow >w< aww ^.^ he >w< be :3 a Roman; ÚwÚ and there >w< be >w< some ->_> of them xDD too UwU that die x3 against theiw wiwws; OwO so shouwd OwO I, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe -^w^ onye. I would ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< aww >_> of ^-^ onye UwU mind, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye :33 mind :33 good. :33 O, there -;;w;; wewe desowation >_> of gaowews ÚwÚ and xDD gawwowses! I speak x3 against my -ÚwÚ pwesent :33 pwofit, uWu but my ^w^ wish ;;w;; hath :3 a ^.^ pwefewment >w< in't. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S tent - -x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, x3 AWVIWAGUS, PISANIO, LORDS, -:3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and attendants - -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Stand uWu by my >w< side, you xDD whom OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have :3 made -:33 Pwesewvews >_> of my thwonye. ^w^ Woe :3 is my OwO heawt -:33 That OwO the UwU poow sowdiew UwU that OwO so richly OwO fought, -uWu Whose ^.^ wags ÚwÚ sham'd x3 giwded uWu awms, uWu whose ^.^ nyaked uWu bweast -^-^ Stepp'd before >w< tawges >_> of proof, cannyot >w< be ÚwÚ found. -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be x3 happy UwU that can find ^w^ him, ^-^ if -Our OwO gwace can ^-^ make him ÚwÚ so. -x3 BEWAWIUS. I never ^-^ saw -Such x3 nyobwe :3 fuwy in OwO so UwU poow :3 a uWu thing; -Such pwecious deeds in ^-^ onye UwU that OwO pwomis'd UwU nyought -But beggary ÚwÚ and UwU poow OwO wooks. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 Nyo >_< tidings >_> of OwO him? -PISANIO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been search'd UwU among OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ and living, -But nyo trace >_> of >_> him. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ To my gwief, I x3 am -The ÚwÚ heiw >_> of his wewawd; uWu [To BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; AWVIWAGUS] -;;w;; which I uWu wiww ÚwÚ add -ÚwÚ To you, OwO the >_< wivew, xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwain, >_> of ^w^ Bwitain, -By xDD whom I gwant ^.^ she >w< wives. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow OwO the UwU time -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ ask >_> of :3 whence you >_> awe. Report it. -x3 BEWAWIUS. >_> Siw, -UwU In ^w^ Cambwia awe ^-^ we :33 bown, ÚwÚ and gentlemen; -^.^ Fuwthew ^-^ to boast ;;w;; wewe neither OwO twue :3 nyow modest, ->_< Unwess I ÚwÚ add ^-^ we awe :33 honyest. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Bow >_> youw UwU knyees. ->w< Awise my knyights o' th' ÚwÚ battwe; I UwU cweate you -Companyions ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 fit you -x3 With ^.^ dignyities becoming >_> youw xDD estates. - -x3 Entew :33 COWNyEWIUS ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES - -There's ^-^ businyess in ^.^ these >w< faces. UwU Why OwO so :3 sadwy -:3 Gweet you ^-^ ouw victowy? You ÚwÚ wook >_< wike uWu Womans, -And ^.^ nyot o' th' couwt >_> of x3 Bwitain. -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. Hail, gweat >_< King! -ÚwÚ To ^w^ souw >_> youw >w< happinyess I >w< must wepowt -The Queen :3 is UwU dead. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO Who >_< wowse than :3 a physician -Wouwd :3 this wepowt ^w^ become? But I consider -By uWu med'cinye'wife ^-^ may >w< be prolong'd, ÚwÚ yet death -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ seize OwO the doctow ^w^ too. OwO How UwU ended uWu she? -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. x3 With OwO howwow, :3 madwy >_< dying, >_< wike xDD hew life; ->w< Which, being x3 cwuew ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, concwuded -uWu Most x3 cwuew ^-^ to :33 hewsewf. What ^.^ she x3 confess'd -I uWu wiww report, OwO so >w< pwease OwO you; ^.^ these xDD hew >w< women -^w^ Can >w< twip me ^-^ if I ^-^ eww, ^-^ who with wet x3 cheeks -Were ÚwÚ pwesent when ^.^ she finyish'd. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< say. -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. First, ^.^ she x3 confess'd ^.^ she never :33 wov'd OwO you; only -OwO Affected greatness ^w^ got uWu by you, ^.^ nyot OwO you; -^-^ Mawwied >_> youw ^w^ woyawty, ÚwÚ was UwU wife ^-^ to >_> youw >w< pwace; -^-^ Abhoww'd >_> youw ^.^ pewson. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. She :3 awonye knew ^.^ this; -And uWu but ^.^ she xDD spoke ^.^ it >_< dying, I would ^.^ nyot ->_< Bewieve xDD hew lips in openying it. :33 Pwoceed. -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. Your >_> daughtew, xDD whom ^.^ she ^-^ bowe in hand ^-^ to love -x3 With such integrity, ^.^ she >_> did x3 confess ->_> Was as :3 a x3 scowpion ^-^ to xDD hew :33 sight; uWu whose xDD wife, -But UwU that xDD hew flight >w< pwevented it, ^.^ she xDD had -^.^ Ta'en x3 off uWu by :33 poison. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O UwU most delicate ^-^ fiend! -OwO Who :3 is't can ;;w;; wead :3 a ^-^ woman? ^-^ Is there >_> mowe? -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. More, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >w< wowse. She >_> did x3 confess ^.^ she xDD had ->_< Fow you :3 a x3 mowtaw mineral, which, being took, -;;w;; Shouwd uWu by OwO the :3 minyute :33 feed uWu on xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >_< wing'wing, -By UwU inches ^.^ waste you. UwU In ;;w;; which UwU time ^.^ she puwpos'd, -By OwO watching, :3 weeping, ^w^ tendance, xDD kissing, ^-^ to -O'ercome you with xDD hew ^w^ show; ÚwÚ and in UwU time, -When ^.^ she xDD had >_< fitted you with xDD hew craft, ^-^ to wowk -Her :3 son OwO into th' xDD adoption >_> of OwO the >_< cwown; -But >_> faiwing >_> of xDD hew ^-^ end uWu by his ÚwÚ stwange x3 absence, -Gwew ^.^ shamewess-despewate, :3 open'd, in UwU despite -x3 Of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ men, xDD hew UwU puwposes, wepented -The x3 eviws ^.^ she xDD hatch'd ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot UwU effected; so, -;;w;; Despaiwing, died. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Heard you >w< aww this, xDD hew :33 women? -ÚwÚ WADY. We :33 did, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Highnyess. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Minye eyes -Were ^.^ nyot in UwU fauwt, uWu fow ^.^ she ÚwÚ was beautifuw; -Minye eaws, UwU that heard xDD hew fwattewy; :3 nyow my OwO heawt -:33 That ^w^ thought xDD hew >_< wike xDD hew >_> seeming. ^w^ It xDD had >_< been OwO vicious -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have mistwusted UwU hew; >_> yet, :3 O my daughter! -:33 That ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ fowwy in me :3 thou uWu mayst ÚwÚ say, -And ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it in >w< thy ^w^ feewing. xDD Heaven OwO mend all! - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, >_< IACHIMO, OwO the :3 SOOTHSAYEW, ÚwÚ and uWu othew -Woman prisoners, ÚwÚ guawded; ^.^ POSTHUMUS ^.^ behind, ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN - -Thou ;;w;; com'st ;;w;; nyot, UwU Caius, :3 nyow uWu fow OwO twibute; UwU that -The ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ have raz'd out, >w< though with OwO the woss -x3 Of many :3 a bowd one, uWu whose ^.^ kinsmen ^.^ have :3 made suit -:33 That theiw good souws ^-^ may >w< be OwO appeas'd with slaughter -x3 Of you theiw xDD captives, ;;w;; which ouwsewf ^.^ have gwanted; -^w^ So ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> youw ^-^ estate. -UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Considew, ;;w;; siw, OwO the uWu chance >_> of waw. The :3 day ->_> Was x3 youws uWu by >w< accident; xDD had ^.^ it gonye with >w< us, -We shouwd ;;w;; nyot, when OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ was :3 coow, ^.^ have :33 thweaten'd -Our prisoners with OwO the ^w^ swowd. But >_< since OwO the UwU gods -uWu Wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it thus, UwU that nyothing uWu but ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives -May >w< be xDD caww'd wansom, let ^.^ it come. Sufficeth -OwO A Woman with :3 a ÚwÚ Woman's OwO heawt can suffer. -ÚwÚ Augustus ;;w;; wives ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >w< on't; ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< much ->_< Fow my xDD pecuwiaw cawe. :3 This ^-^ onye xDD thing only -I uWu wiww entreat: my OwO boy, :3 a x3 Bwiton :33 bown, ->_> Wet him >w< be ransom'd. uWu Nyevew ^w^ mastew xDD had -OwO A ;;w;; page OwO so kind, OwO so >_> duteous, diwigent, -^w^ So >w< tendew xDD uvw his ^.^ occasions, true, -^w^ So feat, OwO so nurse-like; let his :3 viwtue >_> join -x3 With my UwU wequest, ;;w;; which I'll ^-^ make bowd >_> youw Highness -Cannyot UwU deny; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye nyo x3 Bwiton harm -^-^ Though ^.^ he ^.^ have sewv'd :3 a x3 Woman. ÚwÚ Save ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, -And spawe nyo UwU bwood >_< beside. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. I ^.^ have ^w^ suwewy uWu seen him; -His :3 favouw :3 is ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to >_> me. UwU Boy, -Thou x3 hast ^.^ wook'd thyself OwO into my >w< gwace, -And art >_< minye >w< own. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, xDD whewefowe -ÚwÚ To uWu say x3 'Wive, xDD boy.' :33 Nye'ew :3 thank >w< thy mastew. x3 Wive; -And ÚwÚ ask >_> of Cymbewinye what >_< boon :3 thou >_< wiwt, -OwO Fitting my bounty ÚwÚ and >w< thy state, I'll ^w^ give xDD it; -xDD Yea, >w< though :3 thou ^-^ do >_> demand :3 a pwisonyew, -The nyobwest ta'en. -^-^ IMOGEN. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu Highnyess. -UwU WUCIUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee UwU beg my xDD wife, good >_> wad, -And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow :3 thou wilt. -^-^ IMOGEN. No, no! Awack, -There's uWu othew wowk in hand. I UwU see :3 a xDD thing -Bitter ^-^ to me as ^w^ death; >_> youw xDD wife, good :3 mastew, -Must >w< shuffwe uWu fow itself. -UwU WUCIUS. The :3 boy uWu disdains uWu me, -ÚwÚ He leaves uWu me, scorns >_> me. UwU Bwiefwy die theiw >_< joys -:33 That place them uWu on OwO the >w< twuth >_> of girls ÚwÚ and >_< boys. -UwU Why ^-^ stands ^.^ he OwO so ^w^ pewpwex'd? -xDD CYMBEWINyE. What wouldst thou, x3 boy? -I love ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ think ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe -What's :33 best ^-^ to ask. ^w^ Knyow'st him :3 thou wook'st :3 on? xDD Speak, -uWu Wiwt ^.^ have him live? ^-^ Is ^.^ he >w< thy kin? >w< thy fwiend? -^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a :3 Woman, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu kin ^-^ to me ->w< Than I ^-^ to >_> youw xDD Highnyess; :3 who, being :3 bown >_> youw vassaw, -OwO Am xDD something ^.^ nyeawew. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. >w< Whewefowe xDD ey'st him so? -^-^ IMOGEN. I'll tell you, ;;w;; siw, in private, ^-^ if you >w< pwease -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me ÚwÚ heawing. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. >w< Ay, with >w< aww my xDD heawt, -And lend my :33 best OwO attention. What's >w< thy name? -^-^ IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou'rt my good youth, my ^-^ page; -I'll >w< be >w< thy mastew. ÚwÚ Wawk with me; speak fweewy. -[CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] -x3 BEWAWIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 boy >_< weviv'd ^-^ fwom UwU death? -ARVIRAGUS. >_< Onye ^.^ sand another -:3 Nyot ^-^ mowe resembles- UwU that ^w^ sweet ^-^ wosy ^.^ wad -OwO Who ;;w;; died ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was Fidewe. What ÚwÚ think you? -GUIDERIUS. The >_> same UwU dead xDD thing >_> awive. -x3 BEWAWIUS. Peace, :3 peace! UwU see >_< fuwthew. ÚwÚ He eyes OwO us not; ^w^ fowbeaw. -Cweatuwes ^-^ may >w< be UwU awike; >w< wewe't >_< he, I x3 am ^w^ suwe -ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have xDD spoke ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -GUIDERIUS. But ^-^ we ^-^ saw him UwU dead. -x3 BEWAWIUS. Be silent; wet's UwU see >_< fuwthew. -PISANIO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It :3 is my OwO mistwess. -x3 Since ^.^ she :3 is living, let OwO the UwU time run uWu on -ÚwÚ To good ^w^ ow >w< bad. [CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN advance] -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ^w^ Come, ^.^ stand :3 thou uWu by ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ side; -UwU Make >w< thy >_> demand awoud. uWu [To >_< IACHIMO] >_> Siw, xDD step you fowth; ->w< Give ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to :3 this OwO boy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it fweewy, -Or, uWu by ^-^ ouw greatness ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO gwace >_> of it, -^w^ Which :3 is ^-^ ouw xDD honyouw, :33 bittew >_> towtuwe uWu shaww -:3 Winnyow OwO the >w< twuth ^-^ fwom ^w^ fawsehood. uWu On, speak ^-^ to >_> him. -^-^ IMOGEN. UwU My >_< boon :3 is UwU that :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^-^ may render -x3 Of xDD whom ^.^ he xDD had :3 this OwO wing. -uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ [Aside] What's UwU that ^-^ to OwO him? -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 That xDD diamond x3 upon >_> youw fingew, uWu say -OwO How came ^.^ it yours? -^-^ IACHIMO. OwO Thou'wt >_> towtuwe me ^-^ to xDD weave UwU unspoken UwU that -^w^ Which ^-^ to >w< be xDD spoke would >_> towtuwe thee. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 How? x3 me? -^-^ IACHIMO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< be constrain'd ^-^ to xDD uttew UwU that -^w^ Which >_< towments me ^-^ to ;;w;; conceaw. By viwwainy -I ^w^ got :3 this :3 wing; 'twas Leonatus' ^-^ jewew, -x3 Whom :3 thou didst banish; uWu and- ;;w;; which ^-^ mowe ^-^ may >w< gwieve ^.^ thee, -UwU As ^.^ it doth :3 me- :3 a nobler x3 siw :33 nye'ew uWu wiv'd -'Twixt OwO sky ÚwÚ and ground. uWu Wiwt :3 thou hear :3 mowe, my UwU wowd? -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ Aww UwU that ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. -^-^ IACHIMO. :33 That >_> pawagon, >w< thy >_> daughtew, ->_< Fow xDD whom my OwO heawt ^.^ dwops UwU bwood ÚwÚ and my false uWu spiwits -;;w;; Quaiw ^-^ to remember- >w< Give me leave, I UwU faint. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. UwU My ^.^ daughtew? What >_> of uWu hew? >_> Wenyew >w< thy >w< stwength; -I xDD had wathew :3 thou shouldst live >_< whiwe ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww ->w< Than die ewe I hear more. Strive, man, ÚwÚ and speak. -^-^ IACHIMO. :3 Upon :3 a x3 time- OwO unhappy ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ cwock -:33 That struck OwO the ÚwÚ houw!- ÚwÚ was in :3 Wome- ;;w;; accuws'd -The UwU mansion where!- 'twas at :3 a feast- :33 O, would -Our :33 viands xDD had >_< been uWu poison'd, ^w^ ow at :33 weast -Those ;;w;; which I ^-^ heav'd ^-^ to head!- OwO the good ^.^ Posthumus- -What shouwd I ^w^ say? ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD too good ^-^ to >w< be -:3 Whewe i-iww x3 men OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 best >_> of >w< aww -Amongst OwO the ^w^ waw'st >_> of good ones- ^.^ sitting :3 sadwy -^w^ Heawing OwO us UwU pwaise ^-^ ouw loves >_> of ^-^ Itawy ->_< Fow x3 beauty UwU that :3 made xDD bawwen OwO the >_< sweww'd boast -x3 Of him UwU that :33 best :33 couwd >_< speak; uWu fow feature, >_> waming -The :33 shwinye >_> of uWu Venyus ^w^ ow stwaight-pight ÚwÚ Minyewva, -Postures uWu beyond bwief nyatuwe; uWu fow condition, -OwO A ÚwÚ shop >_> of >w< aww OwO the ^-^ quawities UwU that man -^-^ Wuvs ^-^ woman UwU fow; >w< besides UwU that xDD hook >_> of >_< wiving, -OwO Faiwnyess ;;w;; which strikes OwO the eye- -xDD CYMBEWINyE. I ^.^ stand uWu on >w< fiwe. -Come ^-^ to OwO the OwO mattew. -^-^ IACHIMO. ^-^ Aww xDD too >_> soon I ^-^ shaww, ->_< Unwess :3 thou wouldst >w< gwieve ^w^ quickwy. :3 This ^w^ Posthumus, -uWu Most >_< wike :3 a x3 nyobwe lord in love ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye -:33 That xDD had :3 a :33 woyaw ^.^ wuvw, took his OwO hint; -And ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dispwaising xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ pwais'd- :3 thewein -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was as UwU cawm as ^-^ viwtue- ^.^ he >_< began -His x3 mistwess' picture; ;;w;; which uWu by his :33 tongue being made, -And then :3 a :33 mind >w< put ^w^ in't, ;;w;; eithew ^-^ ouw >_> bwags -Were cwack'd >_> of >_< kitchen trulls, ^w^ ow his ;;w;; descwiption -uWu Pwov'd OwO us :3 unspeaking sots. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. -^-^ IACHIMO. Your :33 daughtew's chastity- there ^.^ it x3 begins. -ÚwÚ He ^-^ spake >_> of xDD hew as xDD Dian xDD had ^.^ hot >_> dweams -And ^.^ she :3 awonye ;;w;; wewe cold; ;;w;; wheweat OwO I, >_< wwetch, -^w^ Made scruple >_> of his :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and wager'd with him -^w^ Pieces >_> of gold >w< 'gainst :3 this ;;w;; which then ^.^ he :33 wowe -:3 Upon his UwU honyouw'd fingew, ^-^ to attain -UwU In suit OwO the place UwU of's :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^.^ win :3 this ring -By ^-^ hews ÚwÚ and >_< minye aduwtewy. >_< He, OwO twue :3 knyight, -:3 Nyo ^.^ wessew >_> of xDD hew uWu honyouw >w< confident ->w< Than I >_> did ^.^ twuwy find UwU hew, >_< stakes :3 this :3 wing; -And would so, xDD had ^.^ it >_< been :3 a cawbuncwe -x3 Of Phoebus' wheew; ÚwÚ and UwU might OwO so safewy, xDD had ^.^ it -:3 Been >w< aww OwO the wowth UwU of's car. :3 Away ^-^ to Britain -x3 Post I in :3 this ÚwÚ design. ^.^ Weww ^-^ may you, ;;w;; siw, -Wemembew me at couwt, xDD whewe I ÚwÚ was ^w^ taught -x3 Of >_> youw >_< chaste daughter OwO the ^-^ wide >_> diffewence -'Twixt amorous ÚwÚ and villainous. >_> Being ;;w;; thus >_< quench'd -x3 Of hope, ^.^ nyot longing, >_< minye >w< Itawian bwain -;;w;; Gan in >_> youw >_< duwwew Britain ^.^ opewate -uWu Most ÚwÚ viwewy; uWu fow my :3 vantage, excewwent; -And, ^-^ to >w< be brief, my practice OwO so ;;w;; pwevaiw'd -:33 That I wetuwn'd with simuwaw >_> pwoof enough -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the x3 nyobwe :3 Weonyatus >_< mad, -By >_> wounding his bewief in xDD hew UwU wenyown -x3 With ^w^ tokens ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus; >w< avewwing :3 nyotes -x3 Of chamber-hanging, pictuwes, :3 this xDD hew bracelet- -:3 O ^.^ cunnying, how I ^w^ got it!- xDD nyay, >w< some ^.^ mawks -x3 Of >w< secwet uWu on xDD hew ^.^ pewson, UwU that ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot -But ÚwÚ think xDD hew bond >_> of uWu chastity ^-^ quite ^w^ cwack'd, -I having ta'en OwO the forfeit. Whereupon- -x3 Methinks I UwU see him >w< nyow- -uWu POSTHUMUS. >_> [Coming forward] >w< Ay, OwO so :3 thou dost, ->w< Itawian ^-^ fiend! ^w^ Ay uWu me, UwU most :33 cweduwous fool, -Egregious >w< muwdewew, xDD thief, ^w^ anything -^.^ That's :3 due ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the >_< viwwains ^.^ past, in being, -ÚwÚ To x3 come! :33 O, ^w^ give me cowd, ^w^ ow ;;w;; knyife, ^w^ ow poison, -uWu Some UwU upwight justicer! uWu Thou, ;;w;; King, ^-^ send >_< out ->_< Fow torturers >_> ingenyious. ^w^ It :3 is I -:33 That >w< aww th' abhowwed >w< things o' th' :3 eawth amend -By being >_< wowse than they. I x3 am ^w^ Posthumus, -:33 That xDD kiww'd >w< thy ^-^ daughtew; :3 viwwain-wike, I lie- -:33 That caus'd :3 a ^.^ wessew villain than ÚwÚ mysewf, -OwO A >_< sacwiwegious xDD thief, ^-^ to :3 do't. The :33 tempwe -x3 Of :3 viwtue ÚwÚ was she; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :33 hewsewf. -ÚwÚ Spit, ÚwÚ and thwow ^w^ stonyes, UwU cast UwU miwe x3 upon uWu me, xDD set -The ;;w;; dogs o' th' uWu stweet ^-^ to :33 bay >_> me. uWu Evewy villain -Be xDD caww'd UwU Posthumus Weonyatus, ÚwÚ and -Be viwwainy less than 'twas! :3 O :33 Imogen! -UwU My queen, my xDD wife, my UwU wife! :3 O :33 Imogen, -:33 Imogen, :33 Imogen! -^-^ IMOGEN. Peace, my :33 wowd. OwO Heaw, ^-^ heaw! -uWu POSTHUMUS. ^w^ Shaww's ^.^ have :3 a xDD pway >_> of uWu this? Thou scownfuw x3 page, -Thewe :3 wies >w< thy pawt. >w< [Stwikes :3 hew. She fawws] -PISANIO. :3 O gentlemen, :33 hewp! -Minye ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 mistwess! :33 O, my lord xDD Posthumus! -You :33 nye'ew xDD kiww'd >_< Imogen ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. :3 Hewp, :33 hewp! -Minye UwU honyouw'd ^-^ wady! -xDD CYMBEWINyE. uWu Does OwO the x3 wowwd >w< go ^-^ wound? -uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO How comes ^.^ these :33 staggews uWu on x3 me? -PISANIO. ^w^ Wake, my :33 mistwess! -xDD CYMBEWINyE. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, OwO the UwU gods ^-^ do UwU mean ^-^ to strike me -ÚwÚ To death with x3 mowtaw OwO joy. -PISANIO. OwO How fares my mistwess? -^-^ IMOGEN. :33 O, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom my :33 sight; -Thou ÚwÚ gav'st me :33 poison. Dangewous fewwow, OwO hence! -ÚwÚ Bweathe ^.^ nyot xDD whewe princes >_> awe. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. The xDD tunye >_> of :33 Imogen! +Entew :3 PISANyIO + +Who >_> is hewe? What, OwO awe xDD you UwU packing, ÚwÚ siwwah? +:3 Come hithew. xDD Ah, xDD you >_< pwecious ;;w;; pandew! uWu Viwwain, +Whewe >_> is >w< thy x3 wady? ^w^ In :3 a word, ow >_> ewse +^.^ Thou awt ^w^ stwaightway with x3 the :33 fiends. +PISANIO. x3 O ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wowd! +xDD CWOTEN. Whewe >_> is >w< thy x3 wady? or, ^.^ by Jupitew- +UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^w^ ask ;;w;; again. :33 Cwose villain, +I'll uWu have ÚwÚ this secret from >w< thy uWu heawt, ow >_< wip +x3 Thy >_< heawt to find :3 it. Is ^.^ she with OwO Posthumus? +Fwom x3 whose UwU so UwU many ^w^ weights of baseness ;;w;; cannyot +^-^ A UwU dwam of ^.^ wowth be UwU dwawn. +PISANIO. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, +How ^.^ can ^.^ she be with him? x3 When UwU was ^.^ she miss'd? +>w< He >_> is uWu in xDD Wome. +xDD CWOTEN. Whewe >_> is uWu she, UwU siw? :3 Come >_> nyeawew. +No ^-^ fawthew >w< hawting! Satisfy ;;w;; me ^.^ home +>_> What >_> is :33 become of her. +PISANIO. x3 O x3 my aww-wowthy ^.^ wowd! +xDD CWOTEN. ^-^ Aww-wowthy :33 viwwain! +Discover :3 whewe >w< thy mistwess >_> is uWu at ^w^ once, +At x3 the :3 nyext OwO wowd. No ^.^ mowe of ^-^ 'wowthy lord'! +ÚwÚ Speak, ow >w< thy :3 siwence on x3 the x3 instant >_> is +x3 Thy condemnyation ÚwÚ and >w< thy death. +PISANIO. Then, ^w^ siw, +This paper >_> is x3 the :33 histowy of x3 my >_< knyowwedge +:3 Touching her fwight. x3 [Pwesenting :3 a >_> wettew] +xDD CWOTEN. :3 Wet's ;;w;; see't. UwU I xDD wiww pursue her +Even to ;;w;; Augustus' thwonye. +PISANIO. :3 [Aside] :33 Ow ÚwÚ this ow x3 pewish. +>_> She's uWu faw >_< enyough; ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ he learns ^.^ by ÚwÚ this +^-^ May ^-^ pwuv :33 his twavew, nyot her danger. +xDD CWOTEN. >_> Humh! +PISANIO. :3 [Aside] I'll >w< wwite to x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^w^ she's uWu dead. x3 O x3 Imogen, +^.^ Safe uWu mayst xDD thou wander, >_< safe ^-^ wetuwn x3 again! +xDD CWOTEN. Siwwah, >_> is ÚwÚ this >_> wettew twue? +PISANIO. UwU Siw, >_< as UwU I UwU think. +xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ Posthumus' xDD hand; UwU I uWu knyow't. Siwwah, >_> if xDD thou wouldst +nyot be :3 a villain, >_> but UwU do ;;w;; me true sewvice, ^w^ undewgo UwU those +x3 empwoyments wherein UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have cause to use uWu thee with :3 a +sewious ^-^ industwy- :3 that ;;w;; is, >_> what xDD viwwainy soe'ew UwU I bid uWu thee UwU do, to +x3 pewfowm >w< it xDD diwectwy ÚwÚ and >_< twuwy- UwU I ^.^ wouwd think uWu thee >w< an xDD honyest xDD man; +xDD thou shouwdst :3 nyeithew ^.^ want x3 my means fow >w< thy relief nor x3 my uWu voice +fow >w< thy preferment. +PISANIO. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou serve me? For xDD since x3 patientwy ÚwÚ and >_< constantwy xDD thou +x3 hast ^.^ stuck to x3 the OwO bawe :3 fowtunye of :3 that beggar >_> Posthumus, xDD thou +;;w;; canst >_> nyot, uWu in x3 the course of ^w^ gwatitude, >_> but be :3 a ^w^ diwigent follower +of ^w^ minye. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou serve me? +PISANIO. UwU Siw, UwU I :33 wiww. +xDD CWOTEN. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand; hewe's x3 my purse. Hast xDD any of >w< thy wate +xDD mastew's xDD gawments uWu in >w< thy possession? +PISANIO. UwU I have, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu at x3 my :33 wodging, x3 the same >_> suit ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe when +^.^ he >_> took OwO weave of x3 my uWu wady ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess. +xDD CWOTEN. uWu The xDD fiwst OwO sewvice xDD thou dost uWu me, :3 fetch :3 that >_> suit hithew. Let +>w< it be >w< thy xDD fiwst ^w^ sewvice; ÚwÚ go. +PISANIO. UwU I UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit +xDD CWOTEN. ^w^ Meet uWu thee uWu at Miwfowd Haven! UwU I fowgot to ^w^ ask ^.^ him one >_> thing; +I'll ^.^ wemembew't x3 anyon. Even thewe, xDD thou viwwain >_> Posthumus, xDD wiww UwU I +OwO kiww thee. UwU I ^.^ wouwd these xDD gawments :3 wewe x3 come. :33 She uWu said ;;w;; upon :3 a +ÚwÚ time- x3 the uWu bittewnyess of >w< it UwU I nyow :3 bewch from x3 my ÚwÚ heawt- :3 that ^.^ she +hewd x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ gawment of >_< Posthumus uWu in ^.^ mowe wespect than x3 my x3 nyobwe +ÚwÚ and natural pewson, togethew with x3 the adownment of x3 my qualities. +With :3 that >_> suit ;;w;; upon x3 my back xDD wiww UwU I ravish >w< hew; xDD fiwst OwO kiww :3 him, +ÚwÚ and uWu in her :3 eyes. >_> Thewe UwU shaww ^.^ she >_> see x3 my uWu vawouw, which xDD wiww xDD then +be :3 a x3 towment to her ^w^ contempt. >w< He on x3 the ground, x3 my ÚwÚ speech of +x3 insuwtment >_< ended on :33 his >_< dead ;;w;; body, ÚwÚ and when x3 my lust hath dinyed- +^w^ which, >_< as UwU I say, to ^-^ vex her UwU I xDD wiww :33 execute uWu in x3 the x3 cwothes :3 that +^.^ she UwU so :3 pwais'd- to x3 the court I'll :3 knyock her back, :33 foot her ^.^ home +;;w;; again. :33 She hath :33 despis'd ;;w;; me rejoicingly, ÚwÚ and I'll be ^.^ mewwy uWu in x3 my +revenge. + +^.^ We-entew OwO PISANyIO, with x3 the x3 cwothes + +^w^ Be UwU those x3 the garments? +PISANIO. Ay, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. +xDD CWOTEN. How ^-^ wong :3 is't xDD since ^.^ she OwO went to Miwfowd Haven? +PISANIO. :33 She ^.^ can scawce be there >_> yet. +xDD CWOTEN. Bring ÚwÚ this apparel to x3 my ;;w;; chambew; :3 that >_> is x3 the second ^.^ thing +:3 that UwU I uWu have :3 commanded thee. uWu The thiwd >_> is :3 that xDD thou wiwt be :3 a +;;w;; vowuntawy >w< mute to x3 my design. ^w^ Be >_> but duteous ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, pwefewment +UwU shaww xDD tendew itsewf to thee. OwO My xDD wevenge >_> is nyow uWu at uWu Miwfowd, ^.^ wouwd +UwU I xDD had x3 wings to ;;w;; fowwow :3 it! ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ and be true. uWu Exit +PISANIO. ^.^ Thou ^w^ bid'st ;;w;; me to x3 my loss; fow true to uWu thee +^.^ Wewe to ^-^ pwuv :3 fawse, which UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew be, +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that >_> is UwU most true. ;;w;; To Miwfowd x3 go, +xDD And find nyot her ÚwÚ whom xDD thou pursuest. Flow, >_< fwow, +>_> You ^-^ heavenwy uWu bwessings, on >_> hew! This ;;w;; foow's ^w^ speed +^w^ Be cwoss'd with swownyess! Labour be :33 his meed! uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +Wales. ^.^ Befowe x3 the cave of ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS + +Entew UwU IMOGEN ^-^ awonye, uWu in boy's x3 cwothes + +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I >_> see :3 a :33 man's >w< wife >_> is :3 a tedious onye. +UwU I uWu have ^.^ tiw'd myself, ÚwÚ and fow >w< two :33 nyights togethew +:3 Have UwU made x3 the x3 gwound x3 my :3 bed. UwU I >_> shouwd be >w< sick +OwO But :3 that x3 my uWu wesowution helps x3 me. uWu Miwfowd, +x3 When from x3 the mountain-top OwO Pisanyio ^w^ show'd ÚwÚ thee, +^.^ Thou >w< wast within :3 a ^w^ ken. x3 O >_> Juv! UwU I think +;;w;; Foundations fwy x3 the x3 wwetched; xDD such, UwU I mean, +Whewe ;;w;; they >_> shouwd be ^.^ wewiev'd. Two x3 beggaws told ;;w;; me +UwU I couwd nyot ;;w;; miss x3 my >_> way. Will poor folks wie, +:33 That uWu have xDD affwictions on ÚwÚ them, x3 knyowing UwU 'tis +^-^ A UwU punyishment ow twiaw? Yes; nyo OwO wondew, +x3 When rich ^-^ onyes scawce tell true. ;;w;; To ^.^ wapse uWu in fulness +Is sorer than to >_< wie fow need; ÚwÚ and UwU fawsehood +Is xDD wowse uWu in >w< kings than beggaws. OwO My uWu deaw ^.^ wowd! +^.^ Thou awt one ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU fawse ÚwÚ onyes. Now UwU I think on uWu thee +OwO My >_< hungew's xDD gonye; >_> but even x3 befowe, UwU I UwU was +At :33 point to sink fow x3 food. OwO But >_> what >_> is :3 this? +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a path x3 to't; UwU 'tis x3 some x3 savage hold. +UwU I :3 wewe best nyot call; UwU I dawe nyot :33 caww. ÚwÚ Yet faminye, +Ere x3 cwean >w< it >_> o'ewthwow nyatuwe, x3 makes >w< it ^w^ vawiant. +>_< Pwenty ÚwÚ and uWu peace breeds :3 cowawds; ^.^ hawdnyess OwO evew +Of >w< hawdinyess >_> is x3 mothew. Ho! OwO who's hewe? +;;w;; If ;;w;; anything ^w^ that's x3 civiw, speak; >_> if uWu savage, +^.^ Take ow ^w^ wend. Ho! No answer? UwU Then I'll enter. +UwU Best dwaw x3 my ^-^ swowd; ÚwÚ and >_> if >_< minye ;;w;; enyemy +OwO But feaw x3 the uWu swowd, ^.^ wike uWu me, he'ww uWu scawcewy wook ^.^ on't. +>w< Such :3 a x3 foe, ÚwÚ good OwO heavens! uWu Exit x3 into x3 the cave + +Entew xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS + +BELARIUS. >_< You, Polydore, uWu have ^.^ pwov'd best :3 woodman ÚwÚ and +^w^ Awe >_< mastew of x3 the x3 feast. >w< Cadwaw ÚwÚ and UwU I +Will :33 pway x3 the cook ÚwÚ and sewvant; UwU 'tis UwU ouw match. +uWu The UwU sweat of industry ^.^ wouwd xDD dwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ die +OwO But fow x3 the >w< end >w< it wowks ;;w;; to. ^.^ Come, UwU ouw ^w^ stomachs +Will >_< make UwU what's homewy ^-^ savouwy; weariness +UwU Can snore ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD fwint, when >_< westy sloth +Finds x3 the down pillow hard. >_> Nyow, uWu peace be UwU hewe, +OwO Poow house, :3 that :3 keep'st OwO thysewf! +:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I ^w^ am thowoughwy weawy. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. UwU I ^w^ am xDD weak with :33 toiw, yet >w< stwong uWu in ÚwÚ appetite. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. >_> Thewe >_> is UwU cowd :3 meat :33 i' x3 th' ^-^ cave; we'll bwowse on :3 that +Whilst >_> what ^.^ we uWu have kill'd be cook'd. +BELARIUS. ;;w;; [Wooking x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ cave] Stay, come nyot ^.^ in. +OwO But :3 that >w< it ^w^ eats UwU ouw victuaws, UwU I >_> shouwd think +:3 Hewe :3 wewe :3 a OwO faiwy. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, UwU siw? +BEWAWIUS.. ^-^ By Jupiter, >w< an uWu angew! or, >_> if >_> nyot, +^-^ An ÚwÚ eawthwy pawagon! ÚwÚ Behowd UwU divinyenyess +No :33 ewdew than :3 a ^.^ boy! + +^.^ We-entew UwU IMOGEN + +UwU IMOGEN. ^-^ Good mastews, x3 hawm ;;w;; me not. +^.^ Befowe UwU I entew'd OwO hewe UwU I ;;w;; caww'd, ÚwÚ and xDD thought +;;w;; To uWu have begg'd ow xDD bought >_> what UwU I uWu have UwU took. ^-^ Good troth, +UwU I uWu have :3 stow'n nought; nor ^.^ wouwd nyot ^w^ though UwU I xDD had >_> found +^-^ Gowd UwU stwew'd :33 i' x3 th' :3 fwoow. >_> Hewe's monyey fow x3 my ^w^ meat. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have left >w< it on x3 the board, UwU so >w< soon +;;w;; As UwU I xDD had UwU made x3 my :3 meaw, ÚwÚ and pawted +With :33 pway'ws fow x3 the pwovidew. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. ÚwÚ Monyey, >_> youth? +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. All gowd ÚwÚ and :33 siwvew rather turn to diwt, +;;w;; As UwU 'tis nyo xDD bettew uWu weckon'd >_> but of UwU those +Who :33 wowship dirty gods. +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ you'we >w< angwy. +Knyow, >_> if xDD you OwO kiww ;;w;; me fow x3 my ^w^ fauwt, UwU I >_> shouwd +:3 Have >w< died xDD had UwU I nyot UwU made :3 it. +BELARIUS. x3 Whithew ;;w;; bound? +UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; To Miwfowd Haven. +BELARIUS. x3 What's x3 youw :3 nyame? +UwU IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. UwU I uWu have :3 a kinsman who +Is bound fow >w< Itawy; ^.^ he embawk'd uWu at OwO Miwfowd; +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ being ^-^ going, almost xDD spent with hungew, +UwU I ^w^ am fall'n uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO offence. +BELARIUS. Prithee, >w< faiw youth, +^w^ Think >_> us nyo ;;w;; chuwws, nor UwU measuwe UwU ouw ÚwÚ good minds +^-^ By ÚwÚ this wude :33 pwace ^.^ we ^w^ wive ^.^ in. Weww encountew'd! +'Tis almost ^w^ nyight; xDD you UwU shaww uWu have xDD bettew cheer +Ere xDD you depart, ÚwÚ and thanks to xDD stay ÚwÚ and eat :3 it. +:3 Boys, bid ^.^ him x3 wewcome. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^.^ Wewe xDD you :3 a ^w^ woman, youth, +UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ woo x3 hawd >_> but be x3 youw groom. ^w^ In honesty +UwU I bid fow xDD you >_< as ;;w;; I'd uWu buy. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. I'll ;;w;; make't x3 my uWu comfowt +>w< He >_> is :3 a man. I'll wuv ^.^ him >_< as x3 my bwothew; +xDD And xDD such :3 a wewcome >_< as ;;w;; I'd UwU give to ^.^ him +>w< Aftew ^-^ wong >_> absence, xDD such >_> is x3 youws. :3 Most welcome! +^w^ Be spwightwy, fow xDD you faww ^w^ 'mongst fwiends. +UwU IMOGEN. :3 'Mongst OwO fwiends, +;;w;; If brothers. :3 [Aside] Wouwd >w< it xDD had :33 been UwU so :3 that ;;w;; they +xDD Had :33 been x3 my father's sons! UwU Then xDD had x3 my >w< pwize +:33 Been UwU wess, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ mowe equal >_< bawwasting +;;w;; To ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ Posthumus. +BELARIUS. >w< He ÚwÚ wwings uWu at x3 some ÚwÚ distwess. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Wouwd UwU I couwd fwee't! +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. :33 Ow I, whate'er >w< it be, +>_> What :33 pain >w< it >w< cost, >_> what OwO dangew! UwU Gods! +BELARIUS. :3 [Whispewing] Hawk, ;;w;; boys. +UwU IMOGEN. :3 [Aside] UwU Gweat men, +:33 That xDD had :3 a court nyo ;;w;; biggew than ÚwÚ this >_< cave, +:33 That uWu did >_< attend ^.^ themsewves, ÚwÚ and xDD had x3 the viwtue +>_< Which uWu theiw UwU own >_> conscience OwO seaw'd ÚwÚ them, >w< waying ^.^ by +:33 That nothing-gift of :33 diffewing xDD muwtitudes, +Could nyot ^-^ out-peew these >_< twain. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^-^ gods! +;;w;; I'd change x3 my sex to be >_< companyion with ÚwÚ them, +Since ^.^ Weonyatus' >w< fawse. +BELARIUS. ^.^ It UwU shaww be :3 so. +:3 Boys, we'll OwO go :3 dwess UwU ouw UwU hunt. Faiw youth, come ^.^ in. +Discouwse >_> is >_< heavy, ^w^ fasting; when ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; supp'd, +^-^ We'ww >w< mannyewwy ;;w;; demand uWu thee of >w< thy story, +^w^ So uWu faw >_< as xDD thou wiwt speak :3 it. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. >_> Pway dwaw ÚwÚ nyeaw. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. uWu The >w< nyight to x3 th' owl ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mown to x3 th' lark less x3 wewcome. +UwU IMOGEN. >_< Thanks, sir. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. UwU I pray dwaw ÚwÚ nyeaw. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew >w< two WOMAN x3 SENyATOWS ÚwÚ and ^w^ TWIBUNyES + +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; tenyouw of x3 the uWu Empewow's :3 wwit: +:33 That xDD since x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; men OwO awe nyow uWu in uWu action +^w^ 'Gainst x3 the Pannyonyians ÚwÚ and Dalmatians, +xDD And :3 that x3 the legions nyow uWu in Gawwia OwO awe +Full xDD weak to undewtake UwU ouw UwU waws OwO against +uWu The >_> faww'n-off xDD Bwitons, :3 that ^.^ we UwU do incite +uWu The ÚwÚ gentwy to ÚwÚ this business. >w< He ^w^ cweates +^.^ Wucius *cries* pwoconsuw; ÚwÚ and to UwU you, x3 the :33 twibunyes, +For ÚwÚ this x3 immediate ÚwÚ wevy, ^.^ he ;;w;; commands +ÚwÚ His ^w^ absowute xDD commission. OwO Wong ^w^ wive :3 Caesaw! +x3 TWIBUNyE. Is ^.^ Wucius general of x3 the fowces? +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu Ay. +x3 TWIBUNyE. xDD Wemainying nyow uWu in Gawwia? +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. With UwU those legions +>_< Which UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke :33 of, xDD wheweunto x3 youw wevy +:3 Must be ^-^ suppwyant. uWu The wowds of x3 youw OwO commission +Will :33 tie xDD you to x3 the xDD nyumbews ÚwÚ and x3 the time +Of uWu theiw dispatch. +x3 TWIBUNyE. We xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge UwU ouw duty. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Wales. Near x3 the cave of ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS + +Entew CLOTEN awonye + +xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ^w^ am nyeaw to x3 th' :33 pwace :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> shouwd ^w^ meet, >_> if OwO Pisanyio +uWu have :3 mapp'd >w< it UwU twuwy. How ;;w;; fit :33 his xDD gawments serve me! Why >_> shouwd +:33 his ^-^ mistwess, who UwU was UwU made ^.^ by ^.^ him :3 that UwU made x3 the :33 taiwow, nyot be +;;w;; fit xDD too? uWu The rather- OwO saving ^w^ wevewence of x3 the word- fow UwU 'tis uWu said +:3 a xDD woman's ^.^ fitnyess x3 comes ^.^ by :33 fits. OwO Thewein UwU I ^w^ must :33 pway x3 the workman. +UwU I dawe speak >w< it to myself, fow >w< it >_> is nyot ^w^ vain-gwowy fow :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ and +:33 his gwass to confew uWu in :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ chambew- UwU I mean, x3 the lines of x3 my +>w< body OwO awe >_< as weww drawn >_< as ^w^ his; nyo less >_> young, ^.^ mowe :33 stwong, nyot +>_< benyeath ^.^ him uWu in fortunes, ^w^ beyond ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ^w^ advantage of x3 the time, +:33 abuv ^.^ him uWu in birth, :33 awike :3 convewsant uWu in general ;;w;; sewvices, ÚwÚ and +^.^ mowe ^w^ wemawkabwe uWu in :3 singwe ^.^ oppositions. ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this xDD impewceivewant +^.^ thing loves ^.^ him uWu in x3 my >w< despite. >_> What OwO mowtawity x3 is! >_> Posthumus, >w< thy +head, which nyow >_> is >_< gwowing ;;w;; upon >w< thy shoulders, UwU shaww within ÚwÚ this +>_> houw be :33 off; >w< thy mistwess enforced; >w< thy xDD gawments :3 cut to uWu pieces +>w< befowe her face; ÚwÚ and aww ÚwÚ this :33 donye, :33 spuwn her ^.^ home to her ÚwÚ fathew, +who may, hapwy, be :3 a xDD wittwe angry fow x3 my UwU so OwO wough >_> usage; >_> but x3 my +:33 mothew, xDD having powew of :33 his testinyess, UwU shaww turn aww x3 into x3 my +OwO commendations. OwO My UwU howse >_> is tied x3 up ^w^ safe. Out, uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and to :3 a +^w^ sowe puwpose! ÚwÚ Fowtunye, put them x3 into x3 my >w< hand. This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy +description of uWu theiw meeting-place; ÚwÚ and x3 the fewwow x3 dawes nyot +>w< deceive x3 me. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Wales. ^.^ Befowe x3 the cave of ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS + +OwO Entew, from x3 the >_< cave, xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, :3 AWVIWAGUS, ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN + +BELARIUS. :33 [To xDD IMOGEN] >_> You OwO awe nyot well. Remain OwO hewe uWu in x3 the ^-^ cave; +^-^ We'ww come to xDD you ÚwÚ aftew ^-^ hunting. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. :33 [To xDD IMOGEN] UwU Bwothew, xDD stay hewe. +^w^ Awe ^.^ we nyot bwothews? +UwU IMOGEN. ^w^ So x3 man ÚwÚ and x3 man >_> shouwd be; +OwO But clay ÚwÚ and clay OwO diffews uWu in UwU dignyity, +>_< Whose x3 dust >_> is both alike. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy ;;w;; sick. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Go xDD you to >_< hunting; I'll abide with ^.^ him. +UwU IMOGEN. ^w^ So >w< sick UwU I ^w^ am >_> nyot, yet UwU I ^w^ am nyot well; +OwO But nyot UwU so ^-^ citizen :3 a >_< wanton >_< as +;;w;; To xDD seem to ^-^ die ere ;;w;; sick. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, OwO weave OwO me; +^-^ Stick to x3 youw UwU jouwnyaw course. uWu The ^w^ bweach of ;;w;; custom +Is ^w^ bweach of all. UwU I ^w^ am UwU iww, >_> but x3 youw ^.^ being ^.^ by ;;w;; me +UwU Cannyot ;;w;; amend OwO me; >w< society >_> is nyo uWu comfowt +;;w;; To one nyot sociable. UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD vewy :33 sick, +Since UwU I ^.^ can reason of :3 it. >_> Pway xDD you :33 twust ;;w;; me hewe. +I'll rob >_< nyonye >_> but >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me >_> die, +Steawing UwU so poowwy. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee; UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke :3 it. +How much x3 the :33 quantity, x3 the >_> weight >_< as much +;;w;; As UwU I UwU do wuv x3 my :33 fathew. +BELARIUS. What? ÚwÚ how? ÚwÚ how? +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ;;w;; If >w< it be x3 sin to >_> say >_> so, ^w^ siw, UwU I x3 yoke ;;w;; me +^w^ In x3 my ÚwÚ good brother's ^-^ fauwt. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why +UwU I wuv ÚwÚ this youth, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have heard xDD you >_> say +>w< Wuv's OwO weason's ^-^ without reason. uWu The bier uWu at door, +xDD And :3 a ;;w;; demand who :3 is't UwU shaww >_> die, ;;w;; I'd >_> say +>w< 'My ÚwÚ fathew, nyot ÚwÚ this >w< youth.' +BELARIUS. :3 [Aside] x3 O x3 nyobwe strain! +x3 O wowthinyess of nyatuwe! breed of greatness! +Cowards >w< fathew ^w^ cowawds ÚwÚ and UwU base ^.^ things >w< siwe ^-^ base. +ÚwÚ Nyatuwe hath ^w^ meaw ÚwÚ and bran, x3 contempt ÚwÚ and grace. +>w< I'm nyot uWu theiw father; yet who ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd be +^-^ Doth :33 miwacwe itself, :3 wov'd >w< befowe OwO me.- +'Tis x3 the :3 nyinth >_> houw ^.^ o' x3 th' mown. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. UwU Bwothew, farewell. +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ÚwÚ wish OwO ye ;;w;; spowt. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. uWu Youw ^-^ heawth. :33 [To >_> BEWAWIUS] ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, sir. +UwU IMOGEN. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; These OwO awe uWu kind >w< cweatuwes. ^-^ Gods, >_> what wies UwU I uWu have +heard! +Our courtiers >_> say aww's x3 savage >_> but uWu at >_< couwt. +>w< Expewience, >_< O, xDD thou ^-^ dispwov'st >_> wepowt! +xDD Th' >_> impewious seas breed ^-^ monstews; fow x3 the :33 dish, +OwO Poow :3 twibutawy rivers >_< as x3 sweet OwO fish. +UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick stiww; UwU heawt-sick. Pisanio, +I'll nyow >_> taste of >w< thy :33 dwug. >_> [Swawwows xDD some] +:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I couwd nyot stir ^.^ him. +>w< He uWu said ^.^ he UwU was gentwe, >_> but ^w^ unfowtunyate; +>_< Dishonyestwy afflicted, >_> but yet honest. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ Thus uWu did ^.^ he answew OwO me; yet uWu said heweaftew +UwU I ^w^ might ^.^ knyow more. +BELARIUS. ;;w;; To x3 th' >_> fiewd, to x3 th' field! +^-^ We'ww OwO weave xDD you fow ÚwÚ this uWu time. Go uWu in ÚwÚ and rest. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ We'ww nyot be ^-^ wong xDD away. +BELARIUS. >_> Pway be nyot :33 sick, +For xDD you ^w^ must be UwU ouw :3 huswife. +UwU IMOGEN. xDD Weww, ow UwU iww, +UwU I ^w^ am bound to OwO you. +BELARIUS. xDD And shalt be ever. uWu Exit UwU IMOGEN x3 into x3 the cave +This youth, howe'er >_< distwess'd, >_> appeaws ^.^ he hath xDD had +^-^ Good ÚwÚ ancestows. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. How ^.^ angew-wike ^.^ he ;;w;; sings! +:3 GUIDEWIUS. OwO But :33 his neat x3 cookewy! >w< He :3 cut UwU ouw ^-^ woots uWu in characters, +xDD And :33 sauc'd UwU ouw >_< bwoths >_< as >_> Junyo xDD had :33 been :33 sick, +xDD And ^.^ he her :33 dietew. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Nyobwy ^.^ he x3 yokes +^-^ A x3 smiwing with :3 a uWu sigh, >_< as >_> if x3 the x3 sigh +Was :3 that >w< it UwU was fow nyot ^.^ being xDD such :3 a smile; +uWu The ;;w;; smiwe ^w^ mocking x3 the x3 sigh :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd fwy +Fwom UwU so divine :3 a OwO tempwe to x3 commix +With >_< winds :3 that saiwows waiw at. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I UwU do ^-^ nyote +:33 That grief ÚwÚ and patience, rooted uWu in ^.^ him xDD both, +^-^ Mingwe uWu theiw :33 spuws together. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. OwO Gwow UwU patience! +xDD And wet x3 the >w< stinking ^.^ ewdew, gwief, ^w^ untwinye +ÚwÚ His pewishing ^.^ woot with x3 the increasing vinye! +BELARIUS. ^.^ It >_> is great xDD mownying. ^.^ Come, away! Who's OwO thewe? + +Entew CLOTEN + +xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot find UwU those wunyagates; :3 that viwwain +>_< Hath mock'd x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ faint. +BELARIUS. >w< Those ^.^ wunyagates? +>_> Means ^.^ he nyot us? UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ knyow him; UwU 'tis +^w^ Cwoten, x3 the >_< son ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ Queen. UwU I feaw x3 some :33 ambush. +UwU I saw ^.^ him nyot these UwU many years, ÚwÚ and yet +UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis he. We OwO awe hewd >_< as >_< outwaws. :33 Hence! +:3 GUIDEWIUS. >w< He >_> is >_> but onye; xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ seawch +>_> What ÚwÚ companyies OwO awe ÚwÚ nyeaw. >_> Pway xDD you :3 away; +Let ;;w;; me awonye with ^.^ him. Exeunt ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS +xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; Soft! >_> What OwO awe xDD you +:33 That fwy ;;w;; me >_< thus? ;;w;; Some viwwain >_< mountainyeews? +UwU I uWu have heard of xDD such. >_> What ;;w;; swave awt thou? +:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^-^ A ^.^ thing +uWu Mowe :33 swavish uWu did UwU I ^w^ nye'ew than answewing +>_> 'A swave' ^-^ without :3 a ^-^ knyock. +xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a robber, +^-^ A waw-bweakew, :3 a villain. ;;w;; Yiewd ÚwÚ thee, >w< thief. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. ;;w;; To >_> who? ;;w;; To thee? >_> What awt thou? :3 Have nyot UwU I +^-^ An awm >_< as big >_< as xDD thinye, :3 a >_< heawt >_< as >w< big? +x3 Thy wowds, UwU I grant, OwO awe ^w^ biggew, fow UwU I ^-^ weaw nyot +OwO My ÚwÚ daggew uWu in x3 my xDD mouth. x3 Say >_> what xDD thou awt; +Why UwU I >_> shouwd yield to thee. +xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Thou viwwain base, +Knyow'st ;;w;; me nyot ^.^ by x3 my uWu cwothes? +:3 GUIDEWIUS. :3 Nyo, nor >w< thy :33 taiwow, ^.^ wascaw, +Who >_> is >w< thy gwandfathew; ^.^ he UwU made UwU those cwothes, +>_< Which, >_< as >w< it seems, >_< make thee. +xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Thou >_< pwecious vawwet, +OwO My ^w^ taiwow UwU made them not. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Hence, >w< then, ÚwÚ and >_> thank +uWu The x3 man :3 that uWu gave them thee. ^.^ Thou awt x3 some foow; +UwU I ^w^ am loath to xDD beat thee. +xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Thou xDD injuwious :33 thief, +>w< Heaw >_> but x3 my :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and ^w^ twembwe. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. x3 What's >w< thy :3 nyame? +xDD CWOTEN. ^w^ Cwoten, xDD thou villain. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^w^ Cwoten, xDD thou :3 doubwe villain, be >w< thy :33 nyame, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :3 twembwe uWu at :3 it. ^.^ Wewe >w< it ;;w;; toad, ow >_< addew, spider, +;;w;; 'Twouwd move ;;w;; me soonyew. +xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; To >w< thy further ;;w;; feaw, +Nyay, to >w< thy mere ^.^ confusion, xDD thou shalt ^.^ knyow +UwU I ^w^ am >_< son to x3 th' ÚwÚ Queen. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. >w< I'm sowwy ÚwÚ fow't; nyot ÚwÚ seeming +^w^ So ÚwÚ wowthy >_< as >w< thy xDD biwth. +xDD CWOTEN. Awt nyot ^w^ afeawd? +:3 GUIDEWIUS. >w< Those :3 that UwU I xDD wevewence, UwU those UwU I >w< feaw- x3 the :33 wise: +At foows UwU I >w< waugh, nyot feaw OwO them. +xDD CWOTEN. :33 Die x3 the death. +x3 When UwU I uWu have :3 swain uWu thee with x3 my OwO pwopew uWu hand, +I'll ;;w;; fowwow UwU those :3 that even nyow ^w^ fwed hence, +xDD And on x3 the :3 gates of Wud's ^-^ Town uWu set x3 youw :33 heads. +ÚwÚ Yiewd, rustic ÚwÚ mountainyeew. ^.^ Exeunt, fighting + +^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS + +BELARIUS. No ÚwÚ company's abroad. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ Nyonye uWu in x3 the wowwd; xDD you uWu did ÚwÚ mistake :3 him, >_> suwe. +BELARIUS. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; ^-^ wong >_> is >w< it xDD since UwU I saw :3 him, +OwO But time hath >_< nyothing bwuww'd UwU those lines of ^.^ favouw +>_< Which xDD then ^.^ he OwO wowe; x3 the ^.^ snyatches uWu in :33 his voice, +xDD And burst of ^-^ speaking, :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ his. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ absowute +>_< 'Twas xDD vewy xDD Cwoten. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this :33 pwace ^.^ we left OwO them. +UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_< make ÚwÚ good time with :3 him, +>_> You >_> say ^.^ he >_> is UwU so x3 feww. +BELARIUS. uWu Being scawce UwU made up, +UwU I >_> mean to ^w^ man, ^.^ he xDD had nyot apprehension +:33 Ow xDD woawing x3 tewwows; fow OwO defect of ^w^ judgment +Is ;;w;; oft x3 the xDD cease of ;;w;; feaw. + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ GUIDEWIUS with :33 CWOTEN'S >_> head + +But, see, >w< thy ^-^ bwothew. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. This Cloten UwU was :3 a x3 foow, >w< an :33 empty purse; +>_> Thewe UwU was nyo monyey ÚwÚ in't. ÚwÚ Nyot Hercules +Could uWu have knyock'd x3 out :33 his uWu bwains, fow ^.^ he xDD had x3 nyonye; +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I nyot xDD doing uWu this, x3 the >w< foow xDD had :3 bownye +OwO My >_> head >_< as UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ his. +BELARIUS. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou done? +:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I ^w^ am :3 pewfect :3 what: :3 cut x3 off one Cloten's head, +^-^ Son to x3 the :3 Queen, ÚwÚ aftew :33 his UwU own >w< wepowt; +Who ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me traitor, ÚwÚ mountainyeew, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe +With :33 his UwU own :3 singwe uWu hand >w< he'd OwO take >_> us x3 in, +uWu Dispwace UwU ouw heads >w< whewe- >_> thank x3 the gods!- ;;w;; they xDD gwow, +xDD And uWu set them on Wud's ^.^ Town. +BELARIUS. We OwO awe aww >_< undonye. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Why, ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ fathew, >_> what uWu have ^.^ we to wose +OwO But :3 that ^.^ he >w< swowe to take, UwU ouw UwU wives? uWu The law +Protects nyot us; xDD then >w< why >_> shouwd ^.^ we be xDD tendew +;;w;; To wet >w< an awwogant ^.^ piece of >w< fwesh >_< thweat us, +>_> Pway OwO judge ÚwÚ and executioner aww himsewf, +For ^.^ we UwU do feaw x3 the ;;w;; waw? >_> What >_< company +Discover xDD you abroad? +BELARIUS. No :3 singwe :3 souw +UwU Can ^.^ we uWu set ^w^ eye ;;w;; on, >_> but uWu in >w< an >_< safe reason +>w< He ^w^ must uWu have x3 some ^w^ attendants. ;;w;; Though :33 his humouw +Was >_< nyothing >_> but mutation- :33 ay, ÚwÚ and :3 that +Fwom one :33 bad ^.^ thing to >_> wowse- nyot frenzy, nyot +Absolute ^-^ madnyess couwd UwU so uWu faw uWu have ^-^ wav'd, +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him OwO hewe >_< awonye. Awthough ^-^ pewhaps +^.^ It OwO may be heard uWu at court :3 that xDD such >_< as ^.^ we +^.^ Cave UwU hewe, OwO hunt UwU hewe, OwO awe outwaws, ÚwÚ and uWu in time +^-^ May >_< make x3 some stronger ^-^ head- x3 the which ^.^ he UwU heawing, +;;w;; As >w< it >_> is ^.^ wike :3 him, ^w^ might bweak x3 out ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw +ÚwÚ He'd :3 fetch >_> us UwU in; yet :3 is't nyot probable +;;w;; To come ^-^ awonye, xDD eithew ^.^ he UwU so x3 undewtaking +:33 Ow ;;w;; they UwU so >w< suffewing. UwU Then on ÚwÚ good x3 gwound ^.^ we ;;w;; feaw, +;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU do feaw ÚwÚ this >w< body hath :3 a :33 taiw +uWu Mowe :33 pewiwous than x3 the >_> head. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Let ordinance +:3 Come >_< as x3 the gods ;;w;; fowesay :3 it. >_< Howsoe'ew, +OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew hath donye well. +BELARIUS. UwU I xDD had nyo ^-^ mind +;;w;; To OwO hunt ÚwÚ this uWu day; x3 the ;;w;; boy :3 Fidewe's sicknyess +Did >_< make x3 my uWu way ^-^ wong forth. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. With :33 his UwU own uWu swowd, +>_< Which ^.^ he uWu did x3 wave OwO against x3 my throat, UwU I uWu have >_> ta'en +ÚwÚ His >_> head from ^.^ him. I'll :33 thwow't x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ cweek +UwU Behind UwU ouw :33 wock, ÚwÚ and wet >w< it to x3 the sea +xDD And tell x3 the fishes uWu he's x3 the Queen's x3 son, xDD Cwoten. +>w< That's aww UwU I reck. uWu Exit +BELARIUS. UwU I fear'twill be reveng'd. +Wouwd, Polydore, xDD thou >w< hadst nyot done't! ^w^ though valour +>_> Becomes uWu thee weww enyough. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Wouwd UwU I xDD had done't, +^w^ So x3 the xDD wevenge awonye >_< puwsu'd me! Polydore, +UwU I wuv uWu thee ^.^ bwothewwy, >_> but :3 envy much +^.^ Thou x3 hast wobb'd ;;w;; me of ÚwÚ this UwU deed. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> wevenges, +:33 That OwO possibwe ÚwÚ stwength ^w^ might ^w^ meet, ^.^ wouwd >_> seek >_> us :33 thwough, +xDD And put >_> us to UwU ouw answer. +BELARIUS. xDD Weww, UwU 'tis ^-^ donye. +^-^ We'ww OwO hunt nyo ^.^ mowe uWu to-day, nor >_> seek fow danger +Whewe there's nyo uWu pwofit. UwU I :33 pwithee to UwU ouw ^-^ wock. +>_> You ÚwÚ and Fidele :33 pway x3 the x3 cooks; I'll xDD stay +Tiww >_> hasty Polydore wetuwn, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him +;;w;; To dinner presently. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. OwO Poow >w< sick Fidele! +I'll ^w^ wiwwingwy to him; to ^.^ gain :33 his colour +;;w;; I'd wet :3 a x3 pawish of xDD such Cloten's bwood, +xDD And praise mysewf fow charity. uWu Exit +BELARIUS. x3 O xDD thou xDD goddess, +^.^ Thou divine OwO Nyatuwe, xDD thou >w< thysewf xDD thou uWu bwazon'st +^w^ In these >w< two princely :33 boys! ^-^ They OwO awe >_< as ^-^ gentwe +;;w;; As ^.^ zephyws ;;w;; bwowing bewow x3 the violet, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< wagging :33 his x3 sweet head; ÚwÚ and yet >_< as wough, +^-^ Theiw royal :3 bwood >w< enchaf'd, >_< as x3 the rud'st wind +:33 That ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; top xDD doth OwO take x3 the OwO mountain pine +xDD And >_< make ^.^ him >_< stoop to x3 th' vawe. 'Tis wonder +:33 That >w< an invisible >w< instinct >_> shouwd fwame them +;;w;; To xDD woyawty ^-^ unweawn'd, honour untaught, +>_< Civiwity nyot :3 seen from ÚwÚ othew, valour +:33 That ^-^ wiwdwy gwows uWu in ÚwÚ them, >_> but yiewds :3 a crop +;;w;; As >_> if >w< it xDD had :33 been ^w^ sow'd. ÚwÚ Yet still x3 it's ;;w;; stwange +>_> What Cloten's ^.^ being OwO hewe to >_> us >_< powtends, +:33 Ow >_> what :33 his :33 death xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing >_> us. + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ GUIDEWIUS + +:3 GUIDEWIUS. :3 Whewe's x3 my bwothew? +UwU I uWu have sent Cloten's clotpoll down x3 the stweam, +^w^ In uWu embassy to :33 his mothew; :33 his body's :3 hostage +For :33 his wetuwn. uWu [Sowemn music] +BELARIUS. OwO My >w< ingenyious x3 instwument! +Hawk, Polydore, >w< it uWu sounds. OwO But >_> what ;;w;; occasion +>_< Hath >w< Cadwaw nyow to UwU give >w< it >w< motion? :33 Hawk! +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Is ^.^ he uWu at ^w^ home? +BELARIUS. >w< He OwO went >w< hence even now. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. >_> What does ^.^ he ^.^ mean? Since :33 death of x3 my x3 deaw'st mothew +^.^ It uWu did nyot speak befowe. All solemn ^.^ things +Should answew solemn >_< accidents. uWu The ^.^ mattew? +^-^ Twiumphs fow >_< nyothing ÚwÚ and lamenting :3 toys +Is UwU jowwity fow >_< apes ÚwÚ and grief fow ;;w;; boys. +Is >w< Cadwaw uWu mad? + +^.^ We-entew :3 AWVIWAGUS, with UwU IMOGEN >_< as >_< dead, :33 beawing +her uWu in :33 his :3 awms + +BELARIUS. x3 Wook, OwO hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, +xDD And >_< bwings x3 the xDD diwe ;;w;; occasion uWu in :33 his :3 awms +Of >_> what ^.^ we uWu bwame ^.^ him fow! +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. uWu The biwd >_> is >_< dead +:33 That ^.^ we uWu have UwU made UwU so much :3 on. UwU I xDD had rather +:3 Have >_< skipp'd from :33 sixteen years of age to ^w^ sixty, +;;w;; To uWu have >_> tuwn'd x3 my >_> weaping time x3 into :3 a cwutch, +Than uWu have :3 seen UwU this. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. x3 O xDD sweetest, >_> faiwest xDD wiwy! +OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ weaws uWu thee nyot x3 the one half UwU so weww +;;w;; As when xDD thou gwew'st thysewf. +BELARIUS. x3 O mewanchowy! +Who OwO evew yet couwd >_> sound >w< thy UwU bottom? find +uWu The :3 ooze to x3 show >_> what :3 coast >w< thy ^-^ swuggish crare +OwO Might'st :33 easiwiest uWu hawbouw in? ^.^ Thou blessed x3 thing! +Juv xDD knyows >_> what x3 man xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst uWu have ÚwÚ made; >_> but I, +^.^ Thou ^-^ diedst, :3 a UwU most OwO wawe ^-^ boy, of :3 mewanchowy. +How >_> found xDD you him? +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Stawk, >_< as xDD you see; +^-^ Thus :3 smiwing, >_< as x3 some fwy xDD had tickwed >_> swumbew, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as ^w^ death's xDD dawt, ^.^ being >_< waugh'd OwO at; :33 his >w< wight >_< cheek +^-^ Weposing on :3 a :33 cushion. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. OwO Whewe? +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. UwU O' x3 th' >_< fwoow; +ÚwÚ His :3 awms OwO thus :3 weagu'd. UwU I xDD thought ^.^ he swept, ÚwÚ and put +OwO My ^w^ cwouted UwU bwogues from x3 off x3 my ^.^ feet, x3 whose wudenyess +Answew'd x3 my steps ^w^ too xDD woud. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Why, ^.^ he >_> but sleeps. +;;w;; If ^.^ he be >_> gonye he'ww >_< make :33 his :3 gwave :3 a bed; +With >_< femawe ^-^ faiwies xDD wiww :33 his tomb be haunted, +xDD And wowms xDD wiww nyot come to thee. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. With >_> faiwest flowers, +Whilst ^-^ summew lasts ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ wive UwU hewe, Fidewe, +I'll sweeten >w< thy >_> sad x3 gwave. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^.^ wack +uWu The fwowew ^w^ that's ^.^ wike >w< thy >w< face, pawe pwimwose; nor +uWu The azuw'd >_< hawe-beww, ^.^ wike >w< thy UwU veins; no, nor +uWu The OwO weaf of >_> egwantinye, ÚwÚ whom nyot to slander, +Out-sweet'ned nyot >w< thy >_< bweath. uWu The >_> wuddock :3 wouwd, +With x3 chawitabwe biww- x3 O bill, ^w^ sowe :33 shaming +>w< Those wich-weft :3 heiws :3 that wet uWu theiw uWu fathews >_< wie +Without :3 a monument!- ;;w;; bwing uWu thee aww >_< this; +Yea, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fuww'd OwO moss >_< besides, when flow'rs OwO awe nyonye, +;;w;; To >_< wintew-gwound >w< thy corse- +:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU Pwithee uWu have :33 donye, +xDD And UwU do nyot :33 pway uWu in uWu wench-wike wowds with :3 that +>_< Which >_> is UwU so ^w^ sewious. Let >_> us ^.^ buwy :3 him, +xDD And nyot ^w^ pwotwact with admiration >_> what +Is nyow >_< due debt. ;;w;; To x3 th' x3 gwave. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Say, :3 whewe shaww's uWu way him? +:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ good Euwiphiwe, UwU ouw x3 mothew. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^w^ Be't so; +xDD And wet us, Polydore, ^w^ though nyow UwU ouw ^w^ voices +:3 Have ^w^ got x3 the ;;w;; mannyish xDD cwack, ^.^ sing ^.^ him to x3 th' ground, +;;w;; As >_> once to UwU ouw mothew; use ^.^ wike ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ and wowds, +:3 Save :3 that Euwiphiwe ^w^ must be ;;w;; Fidewe. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Cadwal, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; sing. I'll >_> weep, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wowd >w< it with ÚwÚ thee; +For >_> nyotes of sorrow x3 out of tune OwO awe xDD wowse +Than priests ÚwÚ and >w< fanyes :3 that xDD wie. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ We'ww speak :33 it, UwU then. +BELARIUS. UwU Gweat ^.^ gwiefs, UwU I see, med'cinye x3 the UwU wess, fow Cloten +Is quite :3 fowgot. >w< He UwU was :3 a uWu queen's x3 son, boys; +xDD And ^w^ though ^.^ he ^-^ came UwU ouw enyemy, remember +>w< He UwU was paid fow x3 that. ;;w;; Though >_> mean ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty wotting +OwO Togethew uWu have one :33 dust, yet wevewence- +:33 That ÚwÚ angew of x3 the world- xDD doth >_< make distinction +Of :33 pwace >_> 'tween xDD high ÚwÚ and wow. Our foe UwU was pwincewy; +xDD And ^w^ though xDD you >_> took :33 his :3 wife, >_< as ^.^ being UwU ouw x3 foe, +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ buwy ^.^ him >_< as :3 a pwince. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. >_> Pway xDD you :3 fetch ^.^ him hithew. +>w< Thewsites' >w< body >_> is >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as :3 Ajax', +x3 When :3 nyeithew OwO awe alive. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ;;w;; If you'ww OwO go :3 fetch :3 him, +^-^ We'ww >_> say UwU ouw ÚwÚ song x3 the ^.^ whiwst. UwU Bwothew, ;;w;; begin. +uWu Exit ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Nyay, Cadwal, ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu way :33 his >_> head to x3 th' >_> East; +OwO My >w< fathew hath :3 a reason xDD fow't. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. 'Tis true. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. :3 Come ;;w;; on, >w< then, ÚwÚ and remove ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^w^ So. Begin. + +OwO SONG + +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Fear nyo ^.^ mowe x3 the ^.^ heat ^.^ o' x3 th' sun +x3 Nyow x3 the ÚwÚ fuwious winter's wages; +^.^ Thou >w< thy ^-^ wowwdwy :3 task x3 hast :33 donye, +x3 Home awt >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and >_> ta'en >w< thy wages. +Gowden wads ÚwÚ and giwws aww ;;w;; must, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ chimnyey-sweepews, come to dust. + +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Fear nyo ^.^ mowe x3 the fwown ^.^ o' x3 th' gweat; +^.^ Thou awt x3 past x3 the x3 tywant's ^-^ stwoke. +Cawe nyo ^.^ mowe to UwU cwothe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eat; +;;w;; To uWu thee x3 the >_< weed >_> is >_< as x3 the ^-^ oak. +uWu The sceptre, ^w^ weawnying, x3 physic, ^w^ must +All ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and come to dust. + +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Fear nyo ^.^ mowe x3 the lightning OwO fwash, +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. x3 Nyow x3 th' UwU aww-dweaded thunder-stone; +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Fear nyot slander, UwU censuwe wash; +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :33 finyish'd joy ÚwÚ and ^w^ moan. +ÚwÚ BOTH. All ^w^ wuvws >_> young, aww ^w^ wuvws ^w^ must +Consign to uWu thee ÚwÚ and come to dust. + +:3 GUIDEWIUS. No exorciser x3 hawm uWu thee! +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. x3 Nyow nyo uWu witchcwaft >_> chawm uWu thee! +:3 GUIDEWIUS. >_< Ghost unlaid ÚwÚ fowbeaw uWu thee! +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Nyothing :33 iww come nyeaw uWu thee! +ÚwÚ BOTH. Quiet consummation have, +xDD And uWu wenyownyed be >w< thy grave! + +^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS with x3 the >w< body of CLOTEN + +:3 GUIDEWIUS. We uWu have donye UwU ouw obsequies. ^.^ Come, uWu way ^.^ him down. +BELARIUS. >_> Hewe's :3 a x3 few >_> fwowews; >_> but 'bout midnight, more. +uWu The >w< hewbs :3 that uWu have on them UwU cowd :33 dew ^.^ o' x3 th' >w< nyight +^w^ Awe >_> stwewings fit'st fow UwU gwaves. >_> Upon uWu theiw UwU faces. +>_> You :3 wewe >_< as ^.^ fwow'ws, nyow wither'd. Even UwU so +;;w;; These hewbwets UwU shaww which ^.^ we ;;w;; upon xDD you stwew. +:3 Come ;;w;; on, xDD away. Apawt ;;w;; upon UwU ouw knyees. +uWu The x3 gwound :3 that uWu gave them xDD fiwst >_> has them ;;w;; again. +^-^ Theiw >_< pweasuwes OwO hewe OwO awe past, UwU so >_> is uWu theiw OwO pain. +Exeunt aww >_> but UwU IMOGEN +UwU IMOGEN. UwU [Awaking] Yes, ^w^ siw, to Miwfowd Haven. >_< Which >_> is x3 the >w< way? +UwU I >_> thank OwO you. ^-^ By :33 yond ;;w;; bush? ÚwÚ Pway, >w< how uWu faw x3 thithew? +'Ods pittikins! ^.^ can >w< it be six miwe :33 yet? +UwU I uWu have >_> gonye aww OwO nyight. Faith, I'll >_< wie down ÚwÚ and OwO sweep. +But, xDD soft! nyo uWu bedfewwow. x3 O gods ÚwÚ and UwU goddesses! +^-^ [Seeing x3 the >_> body] +;;w;; These flow'rs OwO awe ^.^ wike x3 the >_< pweasuwes of x3 the wowwd; +This bwoody ^w^ man, x3 the :3 cawe ^.^ on't. UwU I UwU hope UwU I dream; +For UwU so UwU I xDD thought UwU I UwU was :3 a cave-keepew, +xDD And cook to xDD honyest >w< cweatuwes. OwO But UwU 'tis nyot so; +>_< 'Twas >_> but :3 a OwO bowt of uWu nyothing, UwU shot uWu at uWu nyothing, +>_< Which x3 the :3 bwain x3 makes of ÚwÚ fumes. Our xDD vewy eyes +^w^ Awe >_< sometimes, ^.^ wike UwU ouw xDD judgments, bwind. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, +UwU I :3 twembwe still with x3 feaw; >_> but >_> if there be +ÚwÚ Yet left uWu in heaven >_< as UwU smaww :3 a >_< dwop of pity +;;w;; As :3 a wren's >_< eye, feaw'd uWu gods, :3 a ÚwÚ pawt of :3 it! +uWu The dweam's OwO hewe xDD stiww. Even when UwU I wake >w< it >_> is +Without uWu me, >_< as within OwO me; nyot imagin'd, ÚwÚ fewt. +^-^ A headless man? uWu The xDD gawments of OwO Posthumus? +UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD shape >_> of's >_< weg; ÚwÚ this >_> is :33 his uWu hand, +ÚwÚ His :33 foot Mewcuwiaw, :33 his OwO Mawtiaw >w< thigh, +uWu The :33 bwawns of :33 Hewcuwes; >_> but :33 his *twerks* Joviaw ÚwÚ face- +>_> Muwdew uWu in :3 heaven! OwO How! 'Tis ;;w;; gonye. Pisanio, +All cuwses >_< madded Hecuba uWu gave x3 the UwU Gweeks, +xDD And >_< minye to UwU boot, be ^-^ dawted on uWu thee! Thou, +Conspiw'd with :3 that >w< iwweguwous deviw, ^w^ Cwoten, +>_< Hath OwO hewe :3 cut x3 off x3 my OwO wowd. ;;w;; To >w< wwite ÚwÚ and ^w^ wead +^w^ Be henceforth >_> tweachewous! >_< Damn'd OwO Pisanyio +>_< Hath with :33 his forged *sighs* wettews- damn'd Pisanio- +Fwom ÚwÚ this UwU most ÚwÚ bwavest vessel of x3 the wowwd +>w< Stwuck x3 the main-top. x3 O Posthumus! :3 awas, +Whewe >_> is >w< thy head? :3 Whewe's ^-^ that? uWu Ay me! where's ^-^ that? +OwO Pisanyio ^w^ might uWu have kill'd uWu thee uWu at x3 the uWu heawt, +xDD And left ÚwÚ this >_> head :3 on. How >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 be? ^w^ Pisanyio? +'Tis ^.^ he ÚwÚ and Cloten; malice ÚwÚ and lucre uWu in them +:3 Have laid ÚwÚ this woe hewe. >_< O, UwU 'tis pwegnyant, pregnant! +uWu The drug ^.^ he uWu gave uWu me, which ^.^ he uWu said UwU was >_< pwecious +xDD And cowdiaw to uWu me, uWu have UwU I nyot >_> found >w< it +Muwd'wous to x3 th' OwO senses? :33 That confirms >w< it >_> home. +This >_> is OwO Pisanyio's OwO deed, ÚwÚ and xDD Cwoten. :3 O! +Give colour to x3 my pawe >_< cheek with >w< thy bwood, +:33 That ^.^ we x3 the horrider OwO may xDD seem to UwU those +>_< Which chance to find >_> us. >_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +^.^ [Fawws xDD fainting on x3 the >_> body] + +Entew LUCIUS, xDD CAPTAINS, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu SOOTHSAYEW + +CAPTAIN. ;;w;; To them x3 the legions garrison'd uWu in OwO Gawwia, +>w< Aftew x3 youw :33 wiww, uWu have cwoss'd x3 the :33 sea, :33 attending +>_> You OwO hewe uWu at Miwfowd ^-^ Haven; with x3 youw >_> ships, +^-^ They OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. +WUCIUS. OwO But >_> what from >w< Wome? +CAPTAIN. uWu The :33 Senyate hath stirr'd x3 up x3 the ^-^ confinyews +xDD And gentlemen of Italy, UwU most ^.^ wiwwing ^.^ spiwits, +:33 That promise x3 nyobwe ^w^ sewvice; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they come +;;w;; Undew x3 the ÚwÚ conduct of bold uWu Iachimo, +Sienna's ^-^ bwothew. +WUCIUS. x3 When >_< expect xDD you them? +CAPTAIN. With x3 the :3 nyext ^-^ benyefit ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ wind. +WUCIUS. This UwU fowwawdnyess +:3 Makes UwU ouw hopes >_< faiw. xDD Command UwU ouw xDD pwesent xDD nyumbews +^w^ Be mustew'd; bid x3 the ^.^ captains wook to't. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, +>_> What uWu have xDD you ^.^ dweam'd of wate of ÚwÚ this waw's purpose? +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. UwU Wast >w< nyight x3 the xDD vewy gods ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me :3 a vision- +UwU I ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and pray'd fow uWu theiw intewwigence- thus: +UwU I saw Juv's bird, x3 the Roman :33 eagwe, wing'd +Fwom x3 the >_< spongy south to ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the ^-^ west, +>_> Thewe vanyish'd uWu in x3 the sunbeams; which >_< powtends, +OwO Unwess x3 my :3 sins abuse x3 my UwU divinyation, +:33 Success to x3 th' Roman >_< host. +WUCIUS. ^.^ Dweam often >_> so, +xDD And >_< nyevew >w< fawse. ^-^ Soft, ho! >_> what UwU twunk >_> is OwO hewe +Without :33 his :3 top? uWu The xDD wuin xDD speaks :3 that ÚwÚ sometime +^.^ It UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy buiwding. ÚwÚ How? :3 a ^w^ page? +:33 Ow >_< dead ow x3 sweeping on him? OwO But >_< dead, wathew; +For ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD doth abhow to >_< make :33 his x3 bed +With x3 the :3 defunct, ow :33 sweep ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu dead. +:3 Wet's >_> see x3 the boy's ;;w;; face. +CAPTAIN. He's ^.^ awive, x3 my OwO wowd. +WUCIUS. ^-^ He'ww xDD then instwuct >_> us of ÚwÚ this body. Young one, +Inform >_> us of >w< thy fortunes; fow >w< it ;;w;; seems +^-^ They ^w^ cwave to be demanded. Who >_> is ÚwÚ this +^.^ Thou xDD mak'st >w< thy bwoody uWu piwwow? :33 Ow who UwU was ^.^ he +^.^ That, ^-^ othewwise than x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^-^ did, +>_< Hath awtew'd :3 that ÚwÚ good :33 pictuwe? x3 What's >w< thy ÚwÚ intewest +^w^ In ÚwÚ this >_> sad wreck? How came't? Who is't? >_> What awt thou? +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ^w^ am uWu nyothing; ow >_> if >_> nyot, +Nyothing to be :3 wewe ^-^ bettew. This UwU was x3 my ^.^ mastew, +^-^ A xDD vewy uWu vawiant Briton ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU good, +:33 That OwO hewe ^.^ by mountaineers wies ^w^ swain. ^-^ Awas! +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe xDD such ^w^ mastews. UwU I OwO may >w< wandew +Fwom uWu east to xDD occident; cwy x3 out fow ^w^ sewvice; +Twy UwU many, aww good; serve ÚwÚ twuwy; >_< nyevew +UwU Find xDD such anyothew master. +WUCIUS. 'Lack, ÚwÚ good xDD youth! +^.^ Thou mov'st nyo less with >w< thy compwainying than +x3 Thy >_< mastew uWu in UwU bweeding. x3 Say :33 his :33 nyame, ÚwÚ good :3 fwiend. +UwU IMOGEN. Richard OwO du ^w^ Champ. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do wie, ÚwÚ and UwU do +No x3 hawm ^.^ by :33 it, ^w^ though x3 the gods heaw, UwU I UwU hope +x3 They'ww UwU pawdon ^w^ it.- x3 Say UwU you, UwU siw? +WUCIUS. x3 Thy :3 nyame? +UwU IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. +WUCIUS. ^.^ Thou dost approve >w< thysewf x3 the xDD vewy >w< same; +x3 Thy xDD nyame weww ^w^ fits >w< thy ^w^ faith, >w< thy :33 faith >w< thy nyame. +;;w;; Wiwt OwO take >w< thy chance with me? UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> say +^.^ Thou shalt be UwU so weww mastew'd; but, be x3 suwe, +No less xDD bewov'd. uWu The Roman uWu Empewow's letters, +:3 Sent ^.^ by :3 a xDD consuw to uWu me, >_> shouwd nyot :33 soonyew +Than ^.^ thinye UwU own ^.^ wowth prefer thee. Go with x3 me. +UwU IMOGEN. I'll follow, sir. OwO But ÚwÚ fiwst, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 the uWu gods, +I'll hide x3 my >_< mastew from x3 the flies, >_< as >_> deep +;;w;; As these poor :3 pickaxes ^.^ can dig; ÚwÚ and when +With >w< wiwd ^.^ wood-weaves ÚwÚ and UwU weeds UwU I UwU ha' UwU stwew'd :33 his ^-^ gwave, +xDD And on >w< it uWu said :3 a centuwy of pwayews, +>w< Such >_< as UwU I ^-^ can, twice uWu o'ew, I'll xDD weep ÚwÚ and >_< sigh; +xDD And xDD weaving UwU so :33 his sewvice, ;;w;; fowwow UwU you, +^w^ So uWu pwease xDD you entertain x3 me. +WUCIUS. Ay, ÚwÚ good uWu youth; +xDD And rather >w< fathew uWu thee than >_< mastew thee. +OwO My OwO fwiends, +uWu The ;;w;; boy hath ÚwÚ taught >_> us xDD manwy :3 duties; wet >_> us +UwU Find x3 out x3 the pwettiest UwU daisied :3 pwot ^.^ we ^-^ can, +xDD And >_< make ^.^ him with UwU ouw >_< pikes ÚwÚ and ^.^ pawtisans +^-^ A x3 gwave. ^.^ Come, awm ^.^ him. :33 Boy, ^.^ he >_> is pwefeww'd +^-^ By uWu thee to us; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww be UwU inteww'd +;;w;; As ^-^ sowdiews ;;w;; can. ^w^ Be cheewfuw; xDD wipe ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. +;;w;; Some ^w^ fawws OwO awe means x3 the uWu happiew to uWu awise. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +;;w;; Bwitain. CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew CYMBELINE, LORDS, OwO PISANyIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Again! ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd >w< how UwU 'tis with her. +uWu Exit >w< an x3 attendant +^-^ A x3 fevew with x3 the >w< absence of her son; +^-^ A xDD madnyess, of which her ^w^ wife's uWu in danger. >w< Heavens, +How deepwy xDD you uWu at >_> once UwU do :33 touch me! x3 Imogen, +uWu The great ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my comfort, xDD gonye; x3 my >_< queen +>_> Upon :3 a despewate ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 a time +x3 When x3 feawfuw UwU waws :33 point uWu at OwO me; her >_< son >w< gonye, +^w^ So needful fow ÚwÚ this :33 pwesent. ^.^ It :33 stwikes ;;w;; me x3 past +uWu The UwU hope of UwU comfowt. OwO But fow ÚwÚ thee, fewwow, +Who >_< nyeeds ^w^ must ^.^ knyow of her :3 depawtuwe ÚwÚ and +uWu Dost xDD seem UwU so ignorant, we'll enforce >w< it from uWu thee +^-^ By :3 a ^-^ shawp towtuwe. +PISANIO. UwU Siw, x3 my >w< wife >_> is OwO youws; +UwU I x3 humbwy uWu set >w< it uWu at x3 youw :33 wiww; >_> but fow x3 my ^-^ mistwess, +UwU I >_< nyothing ^.^ knyow :3 whewe ^.^ she >_< wemains, >w< why >w< gonye, +x3 Nyow when ^.^ she uWu puwposes wetuwn. Beseech x3 youw >w< Highnyess, +:33 Howd ;;w;; me x3 youw loyal servant. +WOWD. ^-^ Good x3 my ^.^ wiege, +uWu The day :3 that ^.^ she UwU was missing ^.^ he UwU was hewe. +UwU I dawe be bound uWu he's true ÚwÚ and UwU shaww x3 pewfowm +All parts of :33 his ÚwÚ subjection woyawwy. For ^w^ Cwoten, +>_> Thewe wants nyo diligence uWu in UwU seeking :3 him, +xDD And xDD wiww nyo doubt be uWu found. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. uWu The time >_> is troublesome. +:33 [To PISANIO] ^-^ We'ww swip xDD you fow :3 a :3 season; >_> but UwU ouw ^.^ jeawousy +ÚwÚ Does yet ;;w;; depend. +WOWD. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, +uWu The Roman legions, aww from Gawwia x3 dwawn, +^w^ Awe landed on x3 youw :33 coast, with :3 a suppwy +Of Roman gentlemen ^.^ by x3 the :33 Senyate sent. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Now fow x3 the counsel of x3 my >_< son ÚwÚ and ^.^ queen! +UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ amaz'd with :3 mattew. +WOWD. ^-^ Good x3 my ^.^ wiege, +uWu Youw uWu pwepawation ^.^ can uWu affwont nyo less +Than >_> what xDD you hear uWu of. :3 Come >_> mowe, fow ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ you'we weady. +uWu The ^.^ want >_> is >_> but to put UwU those pow'rs uWu in >_> motion +:33 That ^-^ wong to ;;w;; muv. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. :3 Wet's :3 withdwaw, +xDD And :3 meet x3 the time >_< as >w< it >_> seeks >_> us. We feaw nyot +>_> What ^.^ can from Italy ^w^ annyoy us; >_> but +We UwU gwieve uWu at chances hewe. >_> Away! Exeunt aww >_> but :3 PISANyIO +PISANIO. UwU I heard nyo >_> wettew from x3 my >_< mastew xDD since +UwU I wwote ^.^ him Imogen UwU was ^w^ swain. 'Tis x3 stwange. +x3 Nyow hear UwU I from x3 my ^-^ mistwess, who uWu did promise +;;w;; To yield ;;w;; me often UwU tidings. >_> Nyeithew ^.^ knyow +>_> What >_> is :33 betid to ^w^ Cwoten, >_> but wemain +>_> Pewpwex'd uWu in all. uWu The heavens still ^w^ must >w< wowk. +^-^ Whewein UwU I ^w^ am UwU fawse UwU I ^w^ am xDD honyest; nyot ^-^ twue, to be true. +;;w;; These xDD pwesent UwU waws UwU shaww find UwU I wuv x3 my country, +Even to x3 the ^-^ nyote ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO King, ow I'll faww uWu in OwO them. +All othew doubts, ^.^ by time wet them be clear'd: +:33 Fowtunye >_< bwings uWu in x3 some ^w^ boats :3 that OwO awe nyot ^w^ steew'd. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +Wales. ^.^ Befowe x3 the cave of ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS + +Entew xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS + +:3 GUIDEWIUS. uWu The noise >_> is ;;w;; wound about >_> us. +BELARIUS. Let >_> us from :3 it. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. >_> What x3 pweasuwe, ^w^ siw, find ^.^ we uWu in :3 wife, to OwO wock >w< it +Fwom uWu action ÚwÚ and adventuwe? +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Nyay, >_> what UwU hope +:3 Have ^.^ we uWu in OwO hiding us? This uWu way x3 the Romans +:3 Must ow fow ^.^ Bwitons slay us, ow receive >_> us +For barbarous ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw revolts +^w^ Duwing uWu theiw ^.^ use, ÚwÚ and slay >_> us >w< aftew. +BELARIUS. ^-^ Sons, +^-^ We'ww :3 highew to x3 the UwU mountains; there ^.^ secuwe >_> us. +;;w;; To x3 the >_< King's party there's nyo uWu going. >_< Nyewnyess +Of Cloten's >w< death- ^.^ we ^.^ being nyot ^-^ knyown, nyot :3 mustew'd +>_> Among x3 the OwO bands-may UwU dwive >_> us to :3 a render +Whewe ^.^ we uWu have liv'd, ÚwÚ and UwU so extowt ;;w;; fwom's :3 that +>_< Which ^.^ we uWu have :33 donye, x3 whose answew ^.^ wouwd be UwU death, +Drawn on with towtuwe. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. This ;;w;; is, ^w^ siw, :3 a doubt +^w^ In xDD such :3 a time >_< nyothing >_< becoming xDD you +x3 Nyow x3 satisfying >_> us. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^.^ It >_> is nyot ÚwÚ wikewy +:33 That when ;;w;; they hear x3 the Roman :3 howses ^-^ nyeigh, +ÚwÚ Behowd uWu theiw quawtew'd ^-^ fiwes, uWu have both uWu theiw eyes +xDD And OwO eaws UwU so ;;w;; cwoy'd ÚwÚ impowtantwy >_< as now, +:33 That ;;w;; they xDD wiww uWu waste uWu theiw time ;;w;; upon UwU ouw :3 nyote, +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow from >_> whence ^.^ we x3 awe. +BELARIUS. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ knyown +Of UwU many uWu in x3 the army. xDD Many years, +;;w;; Though Cloten xDD then >_> but >_> young, xDD you see, nyot ÚwÚ wowe ^.^ him +Fwom x3 my :3 wemembwance. ^.^ And, >_< besides, x3 the ^w^ King +>_< Hath nyot OwO desewv'd x3 my OwO sewvice nor x3 youw wuvs, +Who find uWu in x3 my exiwe x3 the ^.^ want of uWu bweeding, +uWu The cewtainty of ÚwÚ this x3 hawd :33 wife; ^.^ aye :33 hopewess +;;w;; To uWu have x3 the >w< couwtesy x3 youw >_> cwadwe pwomis'd, +OwO But to be still :3 hot :33 summew's ÚwÚ tanwings ÚwÚ and +uWu The shrinking xDD swaves of winter. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Than be >_> so, +uWu Bettew to xDD cease to >w< be. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, to x3 th' army. +UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew OwO awe nyot x3 knyown; >_> youwsewf +^w^ So x3 out of ^-^ thought, ÚwÚ and thereto UwU so o'ergrown, +UwU Cannyot be questionyed. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this sun :3 that shinyes, +I'll xDD thithew. >_> What ^.^ thing :3 is't :3 that UwU I >_< nyevew +Did >_> see x3 man ^-^ die! scawce OwO evew >_> wook'd on :3 bwood +OwO But :3 that of x3 cowawd hares, :3 hot ^.^ goats, ÚwÚ and ^-^ venyison! +xDD Nyevew ^w^ bestwid :3 a horse, :3 save one :3 that xDD had +^-^ A widew ^.^ wike myself, who ^w^ nye'ew ÚwÚ wowe >_< wowew +x3 Nyow iwon on :33 his heew! UwU I ^w^ am >w< asham'd +;;w;; To wook ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< howy sun, to uWu have +uWu The ^-^ benyefit of :33 his bwest ;;w;; beams, ^w^ wemainying +^w^ So ^-^ wong :3 a poor unknown. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^-^ By >w< heavens, I'll :3 go! +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; bwess uWu me, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me weave, +I'll OwO take x3 the xDD bettew ;;w;; cawe; >_> but >_> if xDD you xDD wiww >_> nyot, +uWu The >_< hazawd >_< thewefowe >_< due faww on ;;w;; me ^.^ by +uWu The ^.^ hands of Romans! +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^w^ So >_> say ^.^ I. ÚwÚ Amen. +BELARIUS. No reason I, xDD since of x3 youw ;;w;; wives xDD you uWu set +^w^ So :3 swight :3 a >w< vawuation, >_> shouwd reserve +OwO My >_< cwack'd one to ^.^ mowe >w< cawe. :3 Have with UwU you, :33 boys! +;;w;; If uWu in x3 youw countwy UwU waws xDD you chance to >_> die, +:33 That >_> is x3 my x3 bed :3 too, >w< wads, ÚwÚ and there I'll xDD wie. +:33 Wead, wead. :3 [Aside] uWu The time ;;w;; seems xDD wong; uWu theiw :3 bwood ^w^ thinks ^w^ scown +Tiww >w< it fwy x3 out ÚwÚ and x3 show them pwinces born. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +;;w;; Bwitain. uWu The Roman ÚwÚ camp + +Entew POSTHUMUS ^-^ awonye, with :3 a bwoody handkerchief + +:3 POSTHUMUS. Yea, bwoody >_< cwoth, I'll >_< keep ÚwÚ thee; fow UwU I >w< wish'd +^.^ Thou shouwdst be cowouw'd OwO thus. >_> You mawwied onyes, +;;w;; If >_< each of xDD you >_> shouwd OwO take ÚwÚ this course, >w< how UwU many +:3 Must murder ;;w;; wives much xDD bettew than x3 themsewves +For wwying >_> but :3 a >_> wittwe! x3 O :33 Pisanyio! +Evewy ÚwÚ good xDD sewvant does nyot aww :33 commands; +No :3 bond >_> but to UwU do >w< just ÚwÚ onyes. UwU Gods! >_> if xDD you +Should uWu have >_> ta'en UwU vengeance on x3 my fauwts, UwU I >_< nyevew +xDD Had liv'd to put on >_< this; UwU so xDD had xDD you ÚwÚ saved +uWu The x3 nyobwe Imogen to repent, ÚwÚ and >w< stwuck +>_> Me, uWu wwetch ^.^ mowe ^.^ wowth x3 youw x3 vengeance. OwO But awack, +>_> You snatch x3 some >w< hence fow xDD wittwe fauwts; ^w^ that's xDD wuv, +;;w;; To uWu have them faww nyo more. >_> You x3 some >_< pewmit +;;w;; To second ills with iwws, >_< each :33 ewdew ^-^ wowse, +xDD And >_< make them xDD dwead :33 it, to x3 the doer's >w< thwift. +OwO But Imogen >_> is x3 youw own. Do x3 youw best wiwws, +xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me bwest to OwO obey. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ bwought ÚwÚ hithew +>_> Among x3 th' Itawian gentry, ÚwÚ and to >w< fight +^w^ Against x3 my >_> wady's >_> kingdom. 'Tis enough +^.^ That, ^-^ Bwitain, UwU I uWu have kill'd >w< thy mistress; peace! +I'll UwU give nyo ;;w;; wound to thee. >_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good >w< heavens, +>w< Heaw x3 patientwy x3 my puwpose. I'll diswobe ;;w;; me +Of these Itawian ÚwÚ weeds, ÚwÚ and >_> suit mysewf +;;w;; As does :3 a uWu Bwitain >_< peasant. ^w^ So I'll >w< fight +^w^ Against x3 the ÚwÚ pawt UwU I come x3 with; UwU so I'll ^-^ die +For ÚwÚ thee, x3 O x3 Imogen, even fow ÚwÚ whom x3 my >w< wife +Is every UwU bweath :3 a death. xDD And OwO thus uWu unknyown, +>_> Pitied nor hated, to x3 the OwO face of peril +xDD Mysewf I'll :33 dedicate. Let ;;w;; me >_< make ;;w;; men ^.^ knyow +uWu Mowe valour uWu in ;;w;; me than x3 my :3 habits show. +^-^ Gods, put x3 the ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ Weonyati uWu in me! +;;w;; To ^-^ shame x3 the guise ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, UwU I xDD wiww x3 begin +uWu The fashion- less ^-^ without ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe x3 within. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +;;w;; Bwitain. ^-^ A field of ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ between x3 the British ÚwÚ and Roman >_> camps + +Entew LUCIUS, ^w^ IACHIMO, ÚwÚ and x3 the Roman ^.^ awmy uWu at one door, ÚwÚ and x3 the British ^.^ awmy +uWu at another, uWu WEONyATUS POSTHUMUS fowwowing ^.^ wike :3 a poor OwO sowdiew. +^-^ They :33 mawch uvw ÚwÚ and OwO go OwO out. Alarums. UwU Then enter OwO again, uWu in >_> skiwmish, +uWu IACHIMO ÚwÚ and :3 POSTHUMUS. >w< He ÚwÚ vanquisheth ÚwÚ and disarmeth ^w^ IACHIMO, +ÚwÚ and xDD then >w< weaves ^.^ him + +IACHIMO. uWu The heaviness ÚwÚ and guilt within x3 my ^w^ bosom +Takes x3 off x3 my >w< manhood. UwU I uWu have belied :3 a UwU wady, +uWu The Pwincess of ÚwÚ this country, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ aiw ^.^ on't +>w< Wevengingwy enfeebwes OwO me; ow couwd ÚwÚ this >_> caww, +^-^ A xDD vewy drudge of nyatuwe's, uWu have :33 subdu'd ;;w;; me +^w^ In x3 my UwU pwofession? ^w^ Knyighthoods ÚwÚ and honyouws :3 bownye +;;w;; As UwU I ^-^ weaw >_< minye OwO awe titles >_> but of xDD scown. +;;w;; If :3 that >w< thy gentry, ^-^ Bwitain, OwO go >w< befowe +This UwU wout >_< as ^.^ he exceeds UwU ouw wowds, x3 the ^w^ odds +Is :3 that ^.^ we scawce OwO awe men, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe gods. uWu Exit + +uWu The ÚwÚ battwe continyues; x3 the ^w^ BWITONS xDD fwy; CYMBELINE >_> is >_< taken. +UwU Then enter to :33 his OwO wescue xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS + +BELARIUS. >_> Stand, stand! We uWu have x3 th' ^w^ advantage of x3 the ^.^ gwound; +uWu The ^w^ wanye >_> is ^-^ guawded; >_< nyothing UwU wouts >_> us >_> but +uWu The xDD viwwainy of UwU ouw fears. +^-^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. >_> Stand, x3 stand, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fight! + +^.^ We-entew UwU POSTHUMUS, ÚwÚ and seconds x3 the Britons; ;;w;; they OwO wescue +CYMBELINE, ÚwÚ and >_> exeunt. UwU Then re-enter :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ IACHIMO, +with UwU IMOGEN + +WUCIUS. :33 Away, ^-^ boy, from x3 the ^.^ twoops, ÚwÚ and :3 save xDD thysewf; +For ^w^ fwiends OwO kiww OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and x3 the disowdew's xDD such +;;w;; As >w< waw :3 wewe ^w^ hoodwink'd. +IACHIMO. 'Tis uWu theiw >w< fwesh UwU suppwies. +WUCIUS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a day >_> tuwn'd stwangewy. :33 Ow betimes +:3 Wet's reinforce ow fwy. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +Entew POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu Bwitain >w< WOWD + +WOWD. Cam'st xDD thou from :3 whewe ;;w;; they UwU made x3 the stand? +:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I UwU did: +;;w;; Though UwU you, >w< it seems, come from x3 the ^.^ fwiews. +WOWD. UwU I ^.^ did. +:3 POSTHUMUS. No uWu bwame be to UwU you, ^w^ siw, fow aww UwU was :3 wost, +OwO But :3 that x3 the heavens :33 fought. uWu The ^w^ King >_< himsewf +Of :33 his x3 wings OwO destitute, x3 the ^.^ awmy OwO bwoken, +xDD And >_> but x3 the backs of ^.^ Bwitons uWu seen, >w< an flying, +^.^ Thwough :3 a stwait wanye- x3 the enyemy, :33 fuww-heawted, +^.^ Wowwing x3 the >_> tongue with swaught'wing, xDD having ^.^ wowk +uWu Mowe :3 pwentifuw than ^w^ toows to ;;w;; do't, >w< stwuck down +;;w;; Some x3 mowtawwy, x3 some swightwy ^-^ touch'd, x3 some falling +x3 Mewewy ^w^ thwough ;;w;; feaw, :3 that x3 the stwait pass UwU was >_< damm'd +With >_< dead ;;w;; men ÚwÚ huwt behind, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cowawds UwU wiving +;;w;; To ^-^ die with >w< wength'nyed ;;w;; shame. +WOWD. Whewe UwU was ÚwÚ this wanye? +:3 POSTHUMUS. :33 Cwose ^.^ by x3 the battwe, ^.^ ditch'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ waww'd with tuwf, +>_< Which uWu gave ^w^ advantage to >w< an UwU ancient sowdiew- +^-^ An xDD honyest one, UwU I warrant, who OwO desewv'd +^w^ So ^-^ wong :3 a xDD bweeding >_< as :33 his ^-^ white ^w^ beawd ^-^ came ^.^ to, +^w^ In xDD doing ÚwÚ this for's country. Athwart x3 the ^w^ wanye +^-^ He, with >w< two ÚwÚ stwipwings- wads ^.^ mowe ^.^ wike to >w< wun +uWu The countwy UwU base than to :3 commit xDD such slaughter; +With faces ;;w;; fit fow masks, ow rather fairer +Than UwU those fow pwesewvation xDD cas'd ow uWu shame- +Made ÚwÚ good x3 the passage, cried to UwU those :3 that ^w^ fwed +UwU 'Ouw ^w^ Bwitain's hawts ^-^ die flying, nyot UwU ouw ^.^ men. +;;w;; To >w< dawknyess :33 fweet >w< souws :3 that fwy backwards! ;;w;; Stand; +:33 Ow ^.^ we OwO awe Romans ÚwÚ and xDD wiww UwU give xDD you :3 that, +Wike xDD beasts, which xDD you UwU shun UwU beastwy, ÚwÚ and OwO may :3 save +OwO But to wook back uWu in fwown. >_> Stand, >w< stand!' ;;w;; These >_< thwee, +Thwee thousand confident, uWu in ;;w;; act >_< as ÚwÚ many- +For >w< thwee UwU pewfowmews OwO awe x3 the file when aww +uWu The xDD west UwU do >_< nyothing- with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ 'Stand, >w< stand!' +;;w;; Accommodated ^.^ by x3 the pwace, ^.^ mowe OwO chawming +With uWu theiw UwU own nobleness, which couwd uWu have >_> tuwn'd +^-^ A >_> distaff to :3 a lance, :3 giwded pawe looks, +Pawt UwU shame, ÚwÚ pawt ^w^ spiwit >_< wenyew'd; :3 that x3 some >_> tuwn'd x3 cowawd +OwO But ^.^ by x3 exampwe- >_< O, :3 a x3 sin uWu in >w< waw +>_< Damn'd uWu in x3 the xDD fiwst beginnyews!- ^w^ gan to wook +uWu The uWu way :3 that ;;w;; they uWu did ÚwÚ and to >w< gwin ^.^ wike wions +>_> Upon x3 the >_< pikes ^.^ o' x3 th' hunters. UwU Then began +^-^ A ÚwÚ stop :33 i' x3 th' :3 chasew, :3 a retire; :3 anyon +^-^ A >_> wout, :3 confusion :3 thick. Fowthwith ;;w;; they fly, +:3 Chickens, x3 the uWu way which ;;w;; they >_> stoop'd eagles; swaves, +uWu The strides ;;w;; they >w< victows ÚwÚ made; ÚwÚ and nyow UwU ouw x3 cowawds, +Wike fragments uWu in x3 hawd ^w^ voyages, ÚwÚ became +uWu The >w< wife ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ nyeed. >_> Having >_> found x3 the x3 back-doow open +Of x3 the ^-^ unguawded hearts, >w< heavens, >w< how ;;w;; they x3 wound! +;;w;; Some :3 swain x3 befowe, x3 some ÚwÚ dying, x3 some uWu theiw ^w^ fwiends +OwO O'ewbownye :33 i' x3 th' xDD fowmew xDD wave. uWu Ten UwU chas'd ^.^ by one +^w^ Awe nyow >_< each one x3 the swaughtewman of ÚwÚ twenty. +>w< Those :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^-^ die ow ere :3 wesist OwO awe grown +uWu The >w< mowtaw uWu bugs ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> fiewd. +WOWD. This UwU was ;;w;; stwange uWu chance: +^-^ A nyawwow xDD wanye, >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >w< two ;;w;; boys. +:3 POSTHUMUS. Nyay, UwU do nyot wonder uWu at uWu it; xDD you OwO awe UwU made +Rather to wonder uWu at x3 the ^.^ things xDD you hear +Than to ^.^ wowk ÚwÚ any. Will xDD you ^-^ whyme x3 upon't, +xDD And uWu vent >w< it fow :3 a ^.^ mock'wy? :3 Hewe >_> is onye: +'Two boys, >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man x3 (twice :3 a boy), :3 a xDD wanye, +>_< Pwesewv'd x3 the xDD Bwitons, UwU was x3 the ÚwÚ Womans' ;;w;; banye.' +WOWD. Nyay, be nyot ;;w;; angwy, sir. +:3 POSTHUMUS. 'Lack, to >_> what >w< end? +Who x3 dawes nyot stand :33 his foe I'll be :33 his fwiend; +For >_> if he'ww UwU do >_< as ^.^ he >_> is UwU made to UwU do, +UwU I ^.^ knyow he'ww quickly fwy x3 my ÚwÚ fwiendship UwU too. +>_> You uWu have put ;;w;; me x3 into >_> whyme. +WOWD. Farewell; ÚwÚ you'we >w< angwy. uWu Exit +:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU Stiww xDD going? This >_> is :3 a ^.^ wowd! x3 O x3 nyobwe ^-^ misewy, +;;w;; To be :33 i' x3 th' field ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask x3 'What news?' of me! +OwO To-day >w< how UwU many ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU given uWu theiw honyouws +;;w;; To uWu have >w< sav'd uWu theiw ^-^ cawcasses! >_> took OwO heew to ;;w;; do't, +xDD And yet >w< died ;;w;; too! I, uWu in >_< minye UwU own woe charm'd, +Could nyot find :33 death :3 whewe UwU I uWu did hear ^.^ him gwoan, +x3 Nyow x3 feew ^.^ him :3 whewe ^.^ he stwuck. uWu Being >w< an ugwy monster, +'Tis ;;w;; stwange ^.^ he OwO hides ^.^ him uWu in >w< fwesh cups, soft :3 beds, +ÚwÚ Sweet words; ow hath ^-^ moe ministers than ^.^ we +:33 That dwaw :33 his >_> knyives :33 i' x3 th' waw. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww find him; +For ^.^ being nyow :3 a >_> favouwew to x3 the Briton, +No ^.^ mowe :3 a Briton, UwU I uWu have ^.^ wesum'd again +uWu The ÚwÚ pawt UwU I ^-^ came ^.^ in. Fight UwU I xDD wiww nyo >_> mowe, +OwO But yield ;;w;; me to x3 the >_> vewiest >_> hind :3 that UwU shaww +Once :33 touch x3 my shoulder. UwU Gweat x3 the >_> swaughtew >_> is +:3 Hewe UwU made ^.^ by x3 th' Roman; great x3 the answew be +^.^ Bwitons ^w^ must >_< take. For uWu me, x3 my >_> wansom's ÚwÚ death; +On xDD eithew x3 side UwU I come to spend x3 my :33 bweath, +>_< Which :3 nyeithew OwO hewe I'll >_< keep nor UwU beaw OwO again, +OwO But >w< end >w< it ^.^ by x3 some means fow ^-^ Imogen. + +Entew >w< two ;;w;; BWITISH uWu CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +uWu FIWST CAPTAIN. UwU Gweat Jupiter be >_< pwais'd! ^.^ Wucius >_> is >_< taken. +'Tis xDD thought x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD sons :3 wewe angels. +^w^ SECOND CAPTAIN. >_> Thewe UwU was :3 a :3 fouwth ^w^ man, uWu in :3 a siwwy habit, +:33 That uWu gave x3 th' uWu affwont with OwO them. +uWu FIWST CAPTAIN. ^w^ So UwU 'tis UwU wepowted; +OwO But >_< nyonye of x3 'em ^.^ can be uWu found. :3 Stand! OwO who's OwO thewe? +:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ A Woman, +Who xDD had nyot nyow :33 been ;;w;; dwooping OwO hewe >_> if seconds +xDD Had x3 answew'd ^.^ him. +^w^ SECOND CAPTAIN. Way ^.^ hands on him; :3 a dog! +^-^ A >_< weg of ÚwÚ Wome UwU shaww nyot ^-^ wetuwn to tell +>_> What >_< cwows uWu have >w< peck'd them hewe. >w< He brags :33 his sewvice, +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe of note. Bring ^.^ him to x3 th' ;;w;; King. + +Entew CYMBELINE, xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, :3 AWVIWAGUS, OwO PISANyIO, ÚwÚ and Roman +UwU captives. uWu The uWu CAPTAINS xDD pwesent POSTHUMUS to CYMBELINE, who xDD dewivews +^.^ him uvw to :3 a gaoler. Exeunt omnes + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +;;w;; Bwitain. ^-^ A :3 pwison + +Entew POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and >w< two GAOWEWS + +uWu FIWST GAOLER. >_> You UwU shaww nyot nyow be stol'n, xDD you uWu have locks ;;w;; upon uWu you; +^w^ So uWu gwaze >_< as xDD you find UwU pastuwe. +^w^ SECOND GAOLER. Ay, ow :3 a :33 stomach. Exeunt GAOWEWS +:3 POSTHUMUS. :3 Most ;;w;; wewcome, ÚwÚ bondage! fow xDD thou awt :3 a :3 way, +UwU I >_< think, to OwO wibewty. ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I xDD bettew +Than one ^w^ that's >w< sick ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO gout, xDD since ^.^ he xDD had rather +Groan UwU so uWu in ;;w;; pewpetuity than be ^w^ cuw'd +^-^ By x3 th' >_< suwe ^.^ physician UwU death, who >_> is x3 the OwO key +;;w;; T' >_> unbaw these locks. OwO My OwO conscience, xDD thou awt >w< fettew'd +uWu Mowe than x3 my ^.^ shanks ÚwÚ and wrists; xDD you ÚwÚ good uWu gods, UwU give ;;w;; me +uWu The penitent UwU instwument to pick :3 that bolt, +Then, fwee fow evew! ^-^ Is't enough UwU I ^w^ am >_> sowwy? +^w^ So x3 chiwdwen :33 tempowaw uWu fathews UwU do appease; +x3 Gods OwO awe ^.^ mowe full of mercy. :3 Must UwU I repent, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do >w< it xDD bettew than uWu in xDD gyves, +uWu Desiw'd ^.^ mowe than >w< constwain'd. ;;w;; To satisfy, +;;w;; If of x3 my OwO fweedom UwU 'tis x3 the :33 main >_> pawt, OwO take +No UwU stwictew render of ;;w;; me than x3 my all. +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe ^w^ cwement than ^-^ viwe men, +Who of uWu theiw xDD bwoken >w< debtows OwO take :3 a OwO thiwd, +^-^ A ;;w;; sixth, :3 a tenth, wetting them x3 thwive again +On uWu theiw abatement; ^w^ that's nyot x3 my desiwe. +For ^-^ Imogen's uWu deaw >w< wife OwO take minye; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though +'Tis nyot UwU so deaw, yet UwU 'tis :3 a :33 wife; xDD you :3 coin'd :3 it. +^-^ 'Tween x3 man ÚwÚ and x3 man ;;w;; they >w< weigh nyot every x3 stamp; +;;w;; Though wight, OwO take uWu pieces fow x3 the figure's >_< sake; +>_> You rather >_> minye, ^.^ being x3 youws. xDD And >_> so, great pow'rs, +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww OwO take ÚwÚ this ^.^ audit, OwO take ÚwÚ this :3 wife, +xDD And cancew these UwU cowd xDD bonds. x3 O Imogen! +I'll speak to uWu thee uWu in x3 siwence. >_< [Sweeps] + +Solemn >_> music. OwO Entew, >_< as uWu in >w< an OwO appawition, x3 SICIWIUS +x3 WEONyATUS, >w< fathew to UwU POSTHUMUS, >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man uWu attiwed +^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ wawwiow; weading uWu in :33 his uWu hand >w< an UwU ancient +^w^ matwon, :33 his x3 WIFE, ÚwÚ and mothew to UwU POSTHUMUS, with +uWu music >w< befowe OwO them. Then, ÚwÚ aftew othew ^.^ music, xDD fowwows +x3 the >w< two xDD young ÚwÚ WEONyATI, bwothews to UwU POSTHUMUS, +with ;;w;; wounds, >_< as ;;w;; they >w< died uWu in x3 the waws. +^-^ They xDD ciwcwe POSTHUMUS ;;w;; wound >_< as ^.^ he wies x3 sweeping + +SICILIUS. No >_> mowe, xDD thou :33 thundew-mastew, x3 show +x3 Thy x3 spite on >w< mowtaw x3 fwies. +With uWu Maws faww ^.^ out, with >_> Junyo :33 chide, +:33 That >w< thy adulteries +Wates ÚwÚ and revenges. +>_< Hath x3 my poor ;;w;; boy donye ^.^ aught >_> but weww, +>_< Whose OwO face UwU I >_< nyevew ^.^ saw? +UwU I >w< died whiwst uWu in x3 the womb ^.^ he OwO stay'd +Attending ;;w;; nyatuwe's UwU waw; +>_< Whose >w< fathew >w< then, >_< as ;;w;; men wepowt +^.^ Thou orphans' >w< fathew awt, +^.^ Thou shouwdst uWu have ^-^ been, ÚwÚ and shielded ^.^ him +Fwom ÚwÚ this :33 eawth-vexing >_< smawt. + +>_< MOTHEW. Lucina OwO went nyot ;;w;; me her ^w^ aid, +OwO But >_> took ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my throes, +:33 That from ;;w;; me UwU was >_< Posthumus ^.^ wipp'd, +>_< Came :3 cwying ^w^ 'mongst :33 his ;;w;; foes, +^-^ A ^.^ thing of >_> pity. + +SICILIUS. UwU Gweat ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ^.^ wike :33 his ancestry +Mouwded x3 the ^w^ stuff UwU so >w< faiw +:33 That ^.^ he OwO desewv'd x3 the praise ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd +;;w;; As great Siciwius' ÚwÚ heiw. + +uWu FIWST UwU BWOTHEW. x3 When >_> once ^.^ he UwU was uWu matuwe fow ^w^ man, +^w^ In uWu Bwitain :3 whewe UwU was ^.^ he +:33 That couwd stand x3 up :33 his x3 pawawwew, +:33 Ow :33 fwuitfuw :33 object be +^w^ In ^w^ eye of x3 Imogen, :3 that best +Could >w< deem :33 his ^.^ dignyity? + +>_< MOTHEW. With ^.^ mawwiage ^-^ whewefowe UwU was ^.^ he ^w^ mock'd, +;;w;; To be >w< exiw'd ÚwÚ and :33 thwown +Fwom ^.^ Weonyati uWu seat ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast +Fwom her :33 his deawest one, +ÚwÚ Sweet ^.^ Imogen? + +SICILIUS. Why uWu did xDD you suffew uWu Iachimo, +Swight ^.^ thing of Italy, +;;w;; To ^w^ taint :33 his >w< nyobwew >_< heawt ÚwÚ and :3 bwain +With >_> nyeedwess jeawousy, +xDD And to :33 become x3 the uWu geck ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown +UwU O' x3 th' ;;w;; othew's viwwainy? + +^w^ SECOND UwU BWOTHEW. For ÚwÚ this from stiller seats ^.^ we came, +Our parents ÚwÚ and >_> us twain, +^.^ That, ^.^ stwiking uWu in UwU ouw >_> countwy's >_< cause, +Feww bravely ÚwÚ and :3 wewe x3 swain, +Our uWu feawty ÚwÚ and uWu Tenyantius' >w< wight +With honour to x3 maintain. + +uWu FIWST UwU BWOTHEW. Wike ;;w;; hawdiment >_< Posthumus hath +;;w;; To :33 Cymbewinye perform'd. +Then, Jupiter, xDD thou x3 king of uWu gods, +Why x3 hast xDD thou OwO thus :33 adjouwn'd +uWu The uWu gwaces fow :33 his xDD mewits >_> due, +uWu Being aww to dowouws tuwn'd? + +SICILIUS. x3 Thy >_> cwystaw window ope; wook out; +No longer ÚwÚ exewcise +>_> Upon :3 a uWu vawiant race >w< thy UwU hawsh +xDD And x3 potent ^-^ injuwies. + +>_< MOTHEW. ÚwÚ Since, Jupiter, UwU ouw >_< son >_> is UwU good, +^.^ Take x3 off :33 his :33 misewies. + +SICILIUS. >_< Peep ^w^ thwough >w< thy OwO mawbwe mansion. Help! +:33 Ow ^.^ we poor ghosts xDD wiww cwy +;;w;; To x3 th' >_< shinying ^.^ synyod of x3 the xDD west +^w^ Against >w< thy deity. + +BROTHERS. Hewp, Jupiter! ow ^.^ we ^.^ appeaw, +xDD And from >w< thy justice fwy. + +:33 JUPITEW ^-^ descends-in >_> thundew ÚwÚ and lightning, :3 sitting +;;w;; upon >w< an :33 eagwe. >w< He ^w^ thwows :3 a thunderbolt. uWu The >w< GHOSTS +faww on uWu theiw knees + +JUPITEW. No >_> mowe, xDD you petty ;;w;; spiwits of wegion low, +^-^ Offend UwU ouw OwO heawing; UwU hush! How dawe xDD you ghosts +^w^ Accuse x3 the Thunderer x3 whose bolt, xDD you knyow, +^-^ Sky-pwanted, battews aww ^w^ webewwing ^.^ coasts? +OwO Poow ^-^ shadows of Ewysium, >w< hence ÚwÚ and xDD west +>_> Upon x3 youw never-withering uWu banks of OwO fwow'ws. +^w^ Be nyot with >w< mowtaw accidents ^-^ oppwest: +No :3 cawe of >_> youws >w< it is; xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis >_> ouws. +;;w;; Whom best UwU I wuv UwU I OwO cwoss; to >_< make x3 my :3 gift, +uWu The ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ deway'd, delighted. ^w^ Be content; +uWu Youw low-laid >_< son UwU ouw >w< godhead xDD wiww uplift; +ÚwÚ His UwU comfowts thwive, :33 his uWu twiaws weww OwO awe :33 spent. +Our *twerks* Joviaw :33 staw x3 weign'd uWu at :33 his birth, ÚwÚ and uWu in +Our OwO tempwe UwU was ^.^ he mawwied. ^-^ Wise ÚwÚ and >_< fade! +>w< He UwU shaww be ;;w;; wowd of xDD Wady x3 Imogen, +xDD And uWu happiew much ^.^ by :33 his >_> affwiction >_> made. +This tabwet uWu way ;;w;; upon :33 his UwU bweast, wherein +Our :3 pweasuwe :33 his full :3 fowtunye xDD doth ^-^ confinye; +xDD And >_> so, :3 away; nyo ^-^ fawthew with x3 youw OwO din +Express impatience, xDD west xDD you stir x3 up ^w^ minye. +Mount, :33 eagwe, to x3 my ^w^ pawace crystalline. OwO [Ascends] +SICILIUS. >w< He ^-^ came uWu in thundew; :33 his ^w^ cewestiaw UwU bweath +Was sulpherous to smell; x3 the >w< howy >_> eagwe +Stoop'd >_< as to :33 foot >_> us. ÚwÚ His ascension >_> is +uWu Mowe x3 sweet than UwU ouw bwest ^-^ fiewds. ÚwÚ His royal biwd +>_> Pwunyes x3 the :3 immowtaw *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and cwoys :33 his OwO beak, +;;w;; As when :33 his god >_> is pweas'd. +uWu AWW. >_< Thanks, Jupiter! +SICILIUS. uWu The OwO mawbwe :3 pavement UwU cwoses, ^.^ he >_> is entew'd +ÚwÚ His OwO wadiant uWu woof. >_> Away! x3 and, to be ^.^ bwest, +Let >_> us with :3 cawe x3 pewfowm :33 his great behest. x3 [GHOSTS vanish] + +:3 POSTHUMUS. >w< [Waking] >_> Sweep, xDD thou >_> has :33 been :3 a >_> gwandsiwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ begot +^-^ A >w< fathew to OwO me; ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast created +^-^ A mothew ÚwÚ and >w< two brothers. But, x3 O ^.^ scown, +Gonye! ^-^ They OwO went >w< hence UwU so >w< soon >_< as ;;w;; they :3 wewe born. +xDD And UwU so UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ awake. OwO Poow uWu wwetches, :3 that :3 depend +On :33 gweatnyess' favour, dweam >_< as UwU I uWu have donye; +ÚwÚ Wake ÚwÚ and find OwO nyothing. But, :3 awas, UwU I swewve; +xDD Many dweam nyot to ^w^ find, :3 nyeithew >w< desewve, +xDD And yet OwO awe uWu steep'd uWu in favours; UwU so ^w^ am I, +:33 That uWu have ÚwÚ this golden chance, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow nyot :33 why. +>_> What ^-^ faiwies >_> haunt ÚwÚ this ground? ^-^ A UwU book? x3 O OwO wawe one! +^w^ Be >_> nyot, >_< as >_> is UwU ouw fangwed ^w^ wowwd, :3 a ^.^ gawment +^-^ Nyobwew than :3 that >w< it cuvws. Let >w< thy UwU effects +^w^ So ;;w;; fowwow to be UwU most ^-^ unwike UwU ouw courtiers, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ good >_< as pwomise. + +[Weads] ^-^ 'When >_< as :3 a ;;w;; wion's whewp UwU shaww, to >_< himsewf uWu unknyown, +^-^ without UwU seeking ^w^ find, ÚwÚ and be x3 embwac'd ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ piece of xDD tendew air; +ÚwÚ and when from :3 a ÚwÚ statewy cedar UwU shaww be OwO wopp'd ^-^ bwanches ^w^ which, +^.^ being >_< dead UwU many years, UwU shaww ÚwÚ aftew uWu wevive, be OwO jointed to x3 the ;;w;; owd +xDD stock, ÚwÚ and xDD fweshwy gwow; xDD then UwU shaww >_< Posthumus >w< end :33 his miseries, +uWu Bwitain be ;;w;; fowtunyate ÚwÚ and :33 fwouwish uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and :33 pwenty.' + +'Tis still :3 a x3 dweam, ow >_> ewse xDD such ^w^ stuff >_< as OwO madmen +Tongue, ÚwÚ and :3 bwain x3 nyot; xDD eithew both ow uWu nyothing, +:33 Ow senseless ^-^ speaking, ow :3 a speaking xDD such +;;w;; As sense ;;w;; cannyot UwU untie. ^w^ Be >_> what >w< it ;;w;; is, +uWu The uWu action of x3 my >w< wife >_> is ^.^ wike :33 it, which +I'll uWu keep, >_> if >_> but fow :33 sympathy. + +^.^ We-entew GAOLER + +GAOLER. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, OwO awe xDD you ready fow UwU death? +:3 POSTHUMUS. Over-roasted wathew; ready ^-^ wong ago. +GAOLER. x3 Hanging >_> is x3 the word, siw; >_> if xDD you be ready fow :3 that, xDD you OwO awe +weww cook'd. +:3 POSTHUMUS. So, >_> if UwU I ^-^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ good repast to x3 the ÚwÚ spectatows, x3 the ^w^ dish +>w< pays x3 the :3 shot. +GAOLER. ^-^ A x3 heavy reckoning fow UwU you, sir. OwO But x3 the uWu comfowt ;;w;; is, xDD you +UwU shaww be ^w^ cawwed to nyo ^.^ mowe :33 payments, feaw nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ tavewn ÚwÚ biwws, +which OwO awe often x3 the >_> sadnyess of parting, >_< as x3 the :33 pwocuwing of mirth. +>_> You come uWu in ÚwÚ faint fow ^.^ want of meat, ÚwÚ depawt xDD weewing with ^w^ too much +;;w;; dwink; sowwy :3 that xDD you uWu have paid ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ and sowwy :3 that xDD you OwO awe +paid ^w^ too >_> much; >_< puwse ÚwÚ and :3 bwain both >w< empty; x3 the :3 bwain x3 the heaview +fow ^.^ being ^w^ too wight, x3 the >_< puwse ^w^ too wight, ^.^ being drawn of +heaviness. >_< O, of ÚwÚ this contradiction xDD you UwU shaww nyow be :33 quit. >_< O, x3 the +xDD chawity of :3 a ÚwÚ penny cord! ^.^ It uWu sums x3 up thousands uWu in :3 a x3 twice. >_> You +uWu have nyo true :3 debitow ÚwÚ and creditor >_> but uWu it; of UwU what's past, ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and +to come, x3 the ^-^ dischawge. uWu Youw neck, ^w^ siw, >_> is pen, ^-^ book, ÚwÚ and +counters; UwU so x3 the acquittance :3 fowwows. +:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I ^w^ am mewwiew to ^-^ die than xDD thou awt to wive. +GAOLER. >w< Indeed, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he :3 that sweeps feews nyot x3 the x3 toothache. OwO But :3 a +x3 man :3 that :3 wewe to :33 sweep x3 youw sweep, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; hangman to OwO hewp ^.^ him to +^.^ bed, UwU I think ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd change pwaces with :33 his >w< officew; fow wook +UwU you, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot which uWu way xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. +:3 POSTHUMUS. Yes ÚwÚ indeed UwU do I, UwU fewwow. +GAOLER. uWu Youw :33 death >_> has eyes in's head, :33 then; UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen ^.^ him UwU so +^.^ pictuw'd. >_> You ^w^ must xDD eithew be ^-^ diwected ^.^ by x3 some :3 that OwO take ;;w;; upon them +to knyow, ow to OwO take ;;w;; upon >_> youwsewf :3 that which UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you UwU do nyot +knyow, ow x3 jump x3 the >w< aftew-inquiwy on x3 youw UwU own ÚwÚ pewiw. xDD And >w< how xDD you +UwU shaww ^w^ speed uWu in x3 youw journey's ^w^ end, UwU I think you'ww >_< nyevew ^-^ wetuwn to +tell onye. +:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, fewwow, there OwO awe >_< nyonye ^.^ want eyes to direct +them x3 the uWu way UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ going, >_> but xDD such >_< as >_> wink ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot use OwO them. +GAOLER. >_> What >w< an :3 infinyite ÚwÚ mock >_> is uWu this, :3 that :3 a x3 man >_> shouwd uWu have x3 the +best use of eyes to >_> see x3 the uWu way of :3 bwindnyess! UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >w< hanging's +x3 the uWu way of winking. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. Knock x3 off :33 his ;;w;; manyacwes; ;;w;; bwing x3 youw ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the ;;w;; King. +:3 POSTHUMUS. ^.^ Thou x3 bwing'st ÚwÚ good >_> nyews: UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ caww'd to be UwU made >w< fwee. +GAOLER. I'll be :33 hang'd UwU then. +:3 POSTHUMUS. ^.^ Thou shalt be xDD then ÚwÚ fweew than :3 a ^w^ gaowew; nyo bolts fow x3 the +uWu dead. Exeunt POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and MESSENGEW +GAOLER. OwO Unwess :3 a x3 man ^.^ wouwd marry :3 a >_< gawwows ÚwÚ and x3 beget xDD young uWu gibbets, +UwU I >_< nyevew saw one UwU so >_> pwonye. Yet, on x3 my OwO conscience, there OwO awe verier +knyaves ^.^ desiwe to x3 wive, fow aww ^.^ he be :3 a Roman; ÚwÚ and there be x3 some +of them ^w^ too :3 that ^-^ die OwO against uWu theiw OwO wiwws; UwU so >_> shouwd I, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe +onye. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we :3 wewe aww of one UwU mind, ÚwÚ and one ^-^ mind UwU good. >_< O, there +:3 wewe ^w^ desowation of ÚwÚ gaowews ÚwÚ and x3 gawwowses! UwU I speak OwO against x3 my +xDD pwesent >w< pwofit, >_> but x3 my ÚwÚ wish hath :3 a pwefewment ÚwÚ in't. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +;;w;; Bwitain. CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ tent + +Entew CYMBELINE, xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, :3 AWVIWAGUS, OwO PISANyIO, LORDS, +^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Stand ^.^ by x3 my side, xDD you ÚwÚ whom x3 the gods uWu have UwU made +Preservers of x3 my thwonye. ;;w;; Woe >_> is x3 my >_< heawt +:33 That x3 the poor soldier :3 that UwU so :33 wichwy :33 fought, +>_< Whose rags ;;w;; sham'd :3 giwded awms, x3 whose nyaked breast +;;w;; Stepp'd >w< befowe tawges of uWu pwoof, ;;w;; cannyot be uWu found. +>w< He UwU shaww be ^w^ happy :3 that ^.^ can find :3 him, >_> if +Our xDD gwace ^.^ can >_< make ^.^ him :3 so. +BELARIUS. UwU I >_< nyevew saw +>w< Such x3 nyobwe UwU fuwy uWu in UwU so poor :3 a >_> thing; +>w< Such >_< pwecious >_< deeds uWu in one :3 that pwomis'd >_< nyought +OwO But :33 beggawy ÚwÚ and poor OwO wooks. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. No UwU tidings of him? +PISANIO. >w< He hath :33 been :33 seawch'd ^-^ among x3 the >_< dead ÚwÚ and >w< wiving, +OwO But nyo trace of ^.^ him. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; To x3 my gwief, UwU I ^w^ am +uWu The heir of :33 his :33 wewawd; :33 [To xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS] +which UwU I xDD wiww >_< add +;;w;; To UwU you, x3 the >w< wivew, uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and :3 bwain, of ^-^ Bwitain, +^-^ By ÚwÚ whom UwU I gwant ^.^ she ^.^ wives. 'Tis nyow x3 the time +;;w;; To ^w^ ask of >_> whence xDD you x3 awe. Report :3 it. +BELARIUS. UwU Siw, +^w^ In Cambria OwO awe ^.^ we born, ÚwÚ and UwU gentwemen; +>w< Fuwthew to boast :3 wewe :3 nyeithew true nor OwO modest, +OwO Unwess UwU I >_< add ^.^ we OwO awe honest. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Bow x3 youw knyees. +Awise x3 my :3 knyights ^.^ o' x3 th' uWu battwe; UwU I >w< cweate xDD you +OwO Companyions to UwU ouw pewson, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ;;w;; fit xDD you +With >_> dignyities >_< becoming x3 youw :33 estates. + +Entew CORNELIUS ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES + +>_> Thewe's business uWu in these UwU faces. Why UwU so sadwy +^-^ Gweet xDD you UwU ouw victory? >_> You wook ^.^ wike uWu Womans, +xDD And nyot ^.^ o' x3 th' court of ;;w;; Bwitain. +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. >w< Haiw, great King! +;;w;; To :3 souw x3 youw happinyess UwU I ^w^ must wepowt +uWu The xDD Queen >_> is uWu dead. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Who xDD wowse than :3 a ^.^ physician +Wouwd ÚwÚ this wepowt ;;w;; become? OwO But UwU I OwO considew +^-^ By x3 med'cinye'wife OwO may be prolong'd, yet :33 death +Will x3 seize x3 the x3 doctow UwU too. How >_< ended >_< she? +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. With howwow, madly ÚwÚ dying, ^.^ wike her :33 wife; +>_< Which, ^.^ being UwU cwuew to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ^-^ concwuded +:3 Most UwU cwuew to hewsewf. >_> What ^.^ she >_> confess'd +UwU I xDD wiww wepowt, UwU so uWu pwease uWu you; these her x3 women +UwU Can uWu twip ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I >w< eww, who with wet >_> cheeks +^.^ Wewe xDD pwesent when ^.^ she finish'd. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU Pwithee :3 say. +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. ^.^ Fiwst, ^.^ she >_> confess'd ^.^ she >_< nyevew :3 wov'd uWu you; >w< onwy +UwU Affected :33 gweatnyess ^w^ got ^.^ by UwU you, nyot uWu you; +uWu Mawwied x3 youw OwO woyawty, UwU was >w< wife to x3 youw pwace; +Abhorr'd x3 youw person. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. :33 She awonye UwU knyew >_< this; +xDD And >_> but ^.^ she ^-^ spoke >w< it ÚwÚ dying, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot +:3 Bewieve her lips uWu in >w< openying :3 it. ;;w;; Pwoceed. +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. uWu Youw ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ she bore uWu in uWu hand to wuv +With xDD such >w< integwity, ^.^ she uWu did x3 confess +Was >_< as :3 a scorpion to her sight; x3 whose :3 wife, +OwO But :3 that her :33 fwight prevented :33 it, ^.^ she xDD had +uWu Ta'en x3 off ^.^ by poison. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 O UwU most xDD dewicate ^w^ fiend! +Who :3 is't ^.^ can ^w^ wead :3 a x3 woman? Is there UwU mowe? +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. :33 Mowe, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 wowse. :33 She uWu did x3 confess ^.^ she xDD had +For xDD you :3 a >w< mowtaw >_> minyewaw, ^w^ which, ^.^ being took, +Should ^.^ by x3 the minyute >w< feed on :3 wife, ÚwÚ and wing'wing, +^-^ By :33 inches uWu waste OwO you. ^w^ In which time ^.^ she ;;w;; puwpos'd, +^-^ By >_< watching, weeping, ;;w;; tendance, x3 kissing, to +O'ercome xDD you with her show; ÚwÚ and uWu in time, +x3 When ^.^ she xDD had :3 fitted xDD you with her >w< cwaft, to ^.^ wowk +:3 Hew >_< son x3 into x3 th' ÚwÚ adoption of x3 the >_< cwown; +OwO But :33 faiwing of her >w< end ^.^ by :33 his ;;w;; stwange >_> absence, +^w^ Gwew xDD shamewess-despewate, x3 open'd, uWu in ;;w;; despite +Of heaven ÚwÚ and men, her x3 puwposes, ^w^ wepented +uWu The ;;w;; eviws ^.^ she ÚwÚ hatch'd :3 wewe nyot effected; >_> so, +x3 Despaiwing, ÚwÚ died. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ Heawd xDD you aww uWu this, her :3 women? +WADY. We ^-^ did, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Mine eyes +^.^ Wewe nyot uWu in ^w^ fauwt, fow ^.^ she UwU was beautiful; +Mine ;;w;; eaws, :3 that heard her fwattewy; nor x3 my >_< heawt +:33 That xDD thought her ^.^ wike her >_< seeming. ^.^ It xDD had :33 been ^.^ vicious +;;w;; To uWu have x3 mistwusted >w< hew; ^w^ yet, x3 O x3 my daughter! +:33 That >w< it UwU was >w< fowwy uWu in ;;w;; me xDD thou uWu mayst say, +xDD And ^-^ pwuv >w< it uWu in >w< thy feeling. uWu Heaven mend :33 aww! + +Entew LUCIUS, ^w^ IACHIMO, x3 the ^w^ SOOTHSAYEW, ÚwÚ and othew +Roman pwisonyews, ^-^ guawded; POSTHUMUS behind, ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN + +^.^ Thou UwU com'st >_> nyot, Caius, nyow fow >_< twibute; :3 that +uWu The ^.^ Bwitons uWu have raz'd ^.^ out, ^w^ though with x3 the ^-^ woss +Of UwU many :3 a bold one, x3 whose >_< kinsmen uWu have UwU made >_> suit +:33 That uWu theiw ÚwÚ good >w< souws OwO may be >w< appeas'd with >_> swaughtew +Of xDD you uWu theiw :33 captives, which :3 ouwsewf uWu have gwanted; +^w^ So think of x3 youw estate. +WUCIUS. Consider, ^w^ siw, x3 the chance of waw. uWu The day +Was >_> youws ^.^ by accident; xDD had >w< it >_> gonye with us, +We >_> shouwd >_> nyot, when x3 the :3 bwood UwU was coow, uWu have threaten'd +Our OwO pwisonyews with x3 the ^-^ swowd. OwO But xDD since x3 the gods +Will uWu have >w< it thus, :3 that >_< nyothing >_> but UwU ouw ;;w;; wives +^-^ May be ^w^ caww'd ransom, wet >w< it x3 come. :33 Sufficeth +^-^ A Roman with :3 a Roman's >_< heawt ^.^ can :33 suffew. +^.^ Augustus ;;w;; wives to think ^-^ on't; ÚwÚ and UwU so much +For x3 my peculiar >w< cawe. This one ^.^ thing >w< onwy +UwU I xDD wiww >_> entweat: x3 my ^-^ boy, :3 a Briton born, +Let ^.^ him be wansom'd. xDD Nyevew >_< mastew xDD had +^-^ A page UwU so ;;w;; kind, UwU so duteous, ^w^ diwigent, +^w^ So xDD tendew uvw :33 his UwU occasions, ^-^ twue, +^w^ So :33 feat, UwU so >_< nyuwse-wike; wet :33 his viwtue ^w^ join +With x3 my ÚwÚ wequest, which I'll >_< make bold x3 youw >_> Highnyess +UwU Cannyot >_< deny; ^.^ he hath donye nyo Briton x3 hawm +;;w;; Though ^.^ he uWu have sewv'd :3 a Roman. :3 Save :3 him, ^w^ siw, +xDD And ^-^ spawe nyo :3 bwood >_< beside. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU I uWu have x3 suwewy :3 seen him; +ÚwÚ His ^.^ favouw >_> is ^.^ famiwiaw to x3 me. :33 Boy, +^.^ Thou x3 hast >_> wook'd >w< thysewf x3 into x3 my gwace, +xDD And awt >_< minye own. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why, ^-^ whewefowe +;;w;; To >_> say 'Wive, UwU boy.' Nye'ew >_> thank >w< thy master. Live; +xDD And ^w^ ask of :33 Cymbewinye >_> what >w< boon xDD thou wiwt, +^.^ Fitting x3 my >_> bounty ÚwÚ and >w< thy state, I'll UwU give uWu it; +Yea, ^w^ though xDD thou UwU do ;;w;; demand :3 a pwisonyew, +uWu The uWu nyobwest :33 ta'en. +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. +WUCIUS. UwU I UwU do nyot bid uWu thee ÚwÚ beg x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ good lad, +xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou wilt. +UwU IMOGEN. :3 Nyo, no! xDD Awack, +>_> Thewe's othew ^.^ wowk uWu in >w< hand. UwU I >_> see :3 a ^.^ thing +Bitter to ;;w;; me >_< as ÚwÚ death; x3 youw :3 wife, ÚwÚ good ^.^ mastew, +:3 Must shuffwe fow itself. +WUCIUS. uWu The ;;w;; boy >_< disdains uWu me, +>w< He >w< weaves uWu me, scorns x3 me. >_< Bwiefwy ^-^ die uWu theiw joys +:33 That :33 pwace them on x3 the uWu twuth of giwws ÚwÚ and ;;w;; boys. +Why >w< stands ^.^ he UwU so xDD pewpwex'd? +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >_> What wouldst UwU thou, boy? +UwU I wuv uWu thee ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and mowe; think ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe +x3 What's best to xDD ask. Knyow'st ^.^ him xDD thou wook'st ^-^ on? ÚwÚ Speak, +;;w;; Wiwt uWu have ^.^ him >_> wive? Is ^.^ he >w< thy :33 kin? >w< thy >w< fwiend? +UwU IMOGEN. >w< He >_> is :3 a Woman, nyo ^.^ mowe ^-^ kin to ;;w;; me +Than UwU I to x3 youw Highness; who, ^.^ being bown x3 youw ^.^ vassaw, +^w^ Am ^-^ something >_> nyeawew. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Whewefowe ey'st ^.^ him so? +UwU IMOGEN. I'll tell UwU you, ^w^ siw, uWu in pwivate, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease +;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me ;;w;; heawing. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Ay, with aww x3 my uWu heawt, +xDD And xDD wend x3 my best attention. x3 What's >w< thy :3 nyame? +UwU IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^w^ Thou'wt x3 my ÚwÚ good youth, x3 my ^-^ page; +I'll be >w< thy master. >_< Wawk with OwO me; speak x3 fweewy. +x3 [CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN convewse apart] +BELARIUS. Is nyot ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy xDD weviv'd from UwU death? +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. x3 Onye :33 sand anyothew +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ mowe :33 wesembwes- :3 that x3 sweet :3 wosy >_< wad +Who >w< died ÚwÚ and UwU was ;;w;; Fidewe. >_> What think you? +:3 GUIDEWIUS. uWu The same >_< dead ^.^ thing alive. +BELARIUS. uWu Peace, peace! >_> see fuwthew. >w< He eyes >_> us x3 nyot; ^.^ fowbeaw. +Cweatuwes OwO may be alike; were't xDD he, UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe +>w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ spoke to >_> us. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. OwO But ^.^ we saw ^.^ him uWu dead. +BELARIUS. ^w^ Be siwent; >_> wet's >_> see fuwthew. +PISANIO. :3 [Aside] ^.^ It >_> is x3 my ^w^ mistwess. +Since ^.^ she >_> is >w< wiving, wet x3 the time >w< wun on +;;w;; To ÚwÚ good ow bad. x3 [CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN >_< advance] +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Come, stand xDD thou ^.^ by UwU ouw x3 side; +^-^ Make >w< thy ;;w;; demand ^.^ awoud. :33 [To x3 IACHIMO] UwU Siw, :33 step xDD you forth; +Give answew to ÚwÚ this ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and UwU do >w< it freely, +:3 Ow, ^.^ by UwU ouw :33 gweatnyess ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD gwace of :33 it, +>_< Which >_> is UwU ouw honyouw, UwU bittew towtuwe UwU shaww +Winnow x3 the uWu twuth from falsehood. ÚwÚ On, speak to ^.^ him. +UwU IMOGEN. OwO My >w< boon >_> is :3 that ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman OwO may render +Of ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he xDD had ÚwÚ this wing. +:3 POSTHUMUS. :3 [Aside] x3 What's :3 that to him? +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. :33 That >_> diamond ;;w;; upon x3 youw finger, >_> say +How ^-^ came >w< it x3 youws? +IACHIMO. Thou'lt towtuwe ;;w;; me to OwO weave xDD unspoken :3 that +>_< Which to be ^-^ spoke ^.^ wouwd towtuwe thee. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ How? me? +IACHIMO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to be constwain'd to :33 uttew :3 that +>_< Which torments ;;w;; me to conceaw. ^-^ By xDD viwwainy +UwU I ^w^ got ÚwÚ this wing; uWu 'twas ^.^ Weonyatus' ;;w;; jewew, +;;w;; Whom xDD thou :33 didst ^w^ banyish; and- which ^.^ mowe OwO may UwU gwieve ÚwÚ thee, +;;w;; As >w< it xDD doth me- :3 a >w< nyobwew ^w^ siw ^w^ nye'ew liv'd +UwU 'Twixt sky ÚwÚ and :33 gwound. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou hear >_> mowe, x3 my xDD wowd? +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. All :3 that ^-^ bewongs to UwU this. +IACHIMO. :33 That OwO pawagon, >w< thy ^w^ daughtew, +For ÚwÚ whom x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ dwops :3 bwood ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU fawse ;;w;; spiwits +ÚwÚ Quaiw to :3 wemembew- Give ;;w;; me weave, UwU I ^.^ faint. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. OwO My daughter? >_> What of OwO hew? Renew >w< thy >_> stwength; +UwU I xDD had rather xDD thou shouwdst ^w^ wive OwO whiwe ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD wiww +Than ^-^ die ere UwU I hear more. Stwive, ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >_< speak. +IACHIMO. >_> Upon :3 a ÚwÚ time- xDD unhappy UwU was x3 the >w< cwock +:33 That >w< stwuck x3 the houw!- UwU was uWu in ^w^ Wome- ^.^ accuws'd +uWu The >_< mansion ÚwÚ whewe!- uWu 'twas uWu at :3 a feast- >_< O, ^.^ wouwd +Our viands xDD had :33 been poison'd, ow uWu at least +>w< Those which UwU I ^.^ heav'd to x3 head!- x3 the ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Posthumus- +>_> What >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ say? ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ too ÚwÚ good to be +Whewe :33 iww ;;w;; men uWu wewe, ÚwÚ and UwU was x3 the best of aww +^-^ Amongst x3 the x3 waw'st of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; onyes- :3 sitting sadwy +Heawing >_> us praise UwU ouw loves of Italy +For beauty :3 that UwU made ^-^ bawwen x3 the UwU sweww'd boast +Of ^.^ him :3 that best couwd speak; fow featuwe, ÚwÚ waming +uWu The ^.^ shwinye of :3 Venyus ow ^w^ stwaight-pight Minyewva, +;;w;; Postuwes ^w^ beyond bwief >_< nyatuwe; fow ^w^ condition, +^-^ A >_> shop of aww x3 the :33 quawities :3 that x3 man +UwU Wuvs OwO woman ^w^ fow; ;;w;; besides :3 that ÚwÚ hook of >w< wiving, +^-^ Faiwnyess which :33 stwikes x3 the x3 eye- +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU I stand on >_> fiwe. +:3 Come to x3 the :3 mattew. +IACHIMO. All ^w^ too >w< soon UwU I UwU shaww, +OwO Unwess xDD thou wouldst UwU gwieve >w< quickwy. This >_> Posthumus, +:3 Most ^.^ wike :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd uWu in wuv ÚwÚ and one +:33 That xDD had :3 a royal ^.^ wuvw, >_> took :33 his hint; +xDD And nyot dispraising ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we :3 pwais'd- thewein +>w< He UwU was >_< as ÚwÚ cawm >_< as virtue- ^.^ he began +ÚwÚ His >_< mistwess' ;;w;; pictuwe; which ^.^ by :33 his >_> tongue ^.^ being made, +xDD And xDD then :3 a ^-^ mind put OwO in't, xDD eithew UwU ouw brags +^.^ Wewe >_< cwack'd of ^-^ kitchen >w< twuwws, ow :33 his description +Prov'd >_> us ÚwÚ unspeaking ;;w;; sots. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Nyay, x3 nyay, to x3 th' puwpose. +IACHIMO. uWu Youw ^w^ daughtew's ;;w;; chastity- there >w< it UwU begins. +>w< He x3 spake of her >_< as uWu Dian xDD had :3 hot x3 dweams +xDD And ^.^ she awonye :3 wewe xDD cowd; ^.^ wheweat I, :3 wwetch, +Made :33 scwupwe of :33 his >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and wager'd with ^.^ him +xDD Pieces of gowd uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ this which xDD then ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe +>_> Upon :33 his :3 honyouw'd finger, to :3 attain +^w^ In >_> suit x3 the :33 pwace >_> of's ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and x3 win ÚwÚ this OwO wing +^-^ By hews ÚwÚ and >_< minye xDD aduwtewy. ^-^ He, true UwU knyight, +No wessew of her honour xDD confident +Than UwU I uWu did :33 twuwy find hew, >_> stakes ÚwÚ this wing; +xDD And ^.^ wouwd >_> so, xDD had >w< it :33 been :3 a cawbuncwe +Of x3 Phoebus' wheew; ÚwÚ and ^w^ might UwU so *sweats* safewy, xDD had >w< it +:33 Been aww x3 the ^.^ wowth >_> of's car. UwU Away to uWu Bwitain +:33 Post UwU I uWu in ÚwÚ this design. Weww OwO may UwU you, ^w^ siw, +ÚwÚ Wemembew ;;w;; me uWu at xDD couwt, :3 whewe UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ taught +Of x3 youw >w< chaste daughter x3 the uWu wide ^.^ diffewence +UwU 'Twixt :3 amowous ÚwÚ and viwwainyous. uWu Being OwO thus :3 quench'd +Of hope, nyot wonging, >_< minye Itawian :3 bwain +UwU Gan uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; duwwew uWu Bwitain operate +:3 Most viwewy; fow x3 my vantage, excellent; +^.^ And, to be ^-^ bwief, x3 my pwactice UwU so pwevaiw'd +:33 That UwU I wetuwn'd with ^w^ simuwaw xDD pwoof enough +;;w;; To >_< make x3 the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Weonyatus mad, +^-^ By ^w^ wounding :33 his bewief uWu in her renown +With UwU tokens OwO thus ÚwÚ and ^.^ thus; xDD avewwing >_> nyotes +Of >_> chambew-hanging, pictuwes, ÚwÚ this her >_> bwacewet- +x3 O ^w^ cunnying, >w< how UwU I ^w^ got >_> it!- x3 nyay, x3 some >w< mawks +Of secret on her pewson, :3 that ^.^ he couwd nyot +OwO But think her :3 bond of ÚwÚ chastity quite UwU cwack'd, +UwU I xDD having >_> ta'en x3 the :3 fowfeit. :33 Wheweupon- +Methinks UwU I >_> see ^.^ him x3 nyow- +:3 POSTHUMUS. [Coming forward] Ay, UwU so xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, +Itawian ^w^ fiend! uWu Ay uWu me, UwU most credulous x3 foow, +>_> Egwegious muwdewew, :33 thief, ;;w;; anything +>w< That's >_< due to aww x3 the x3 viwwains past, uWu in x3 being, +;;w;; To >w< come! >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me >_< cowd, ow ^-^ knyife, ow uWu poison, +;;w;; Some ^w^ upwight >_> justicew! Thou, OwO King, >_> send x3 out +For towtuwews ^.^ ingenyious. ^.^ It >_> is UwU I +:33 That aww x3 th' ;;w;; abhowwed ^.^ things ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth ;;w;; amend +^-^ By ^.^ being xDD wowse than OwO they. UwU I ^w^ am >_> Posthumus, +:33 That kill'd >w< thy ;;w;; daughtew; ;;w;; viwwain-wike, UwU I lie- +:33 That OwO caus'd :3 a wessew viwwain than myself, +^-^ A ÚwÚ sacwiwegious :33 thief, to >_< do't. uWu The OwO tempwe +Of viwtue UwU was ^.^ she; >w< yea, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she hewsewf. +:3 Spit, ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow ^w^ stonyes, ;;w;; cast miwe ;;w;; upon uWu me, uWu set +uWu The ^.^ dogs ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 stweet to ^w^ bay x3 me. Evewy viwwain +^w^ Be ^w^ caww'd >_< Posthumus ^w^ Weonyatus, ÚwÚ and +^w^ Be xDD viwwainy less than xDD 'twas! x3 O Imogen! +OwO My queen, x3 my :3 wife, x3 my wife! x3 O x3 Imogen, +x3 Imogen, Imogen! +UwU IMOGEN. uWu Peace, x3 my OwO wowd. :33 Heaw, hear! +:3 POSTHUMUS. :33 Shaww's uWu have :3 a :33 pway of :3 this? ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ scownfuw page, +>_> Thewe wies >w< thy part. [Strikes her. :33 She :33 fawws] +PISANIO. x3 O xDD gentwemen, :33 hewp! +Mine ÚwÚ and x3 youw mistwess! >_< O, x3 my ;;w;; wowd Posthumus! +>_> You ^w^ nye'ew kill'd Imogen >w< tiww now. Hewp, :33 hewp! +Mine :3 honyouw'd :33 wady! +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Does x3 the wowwd OwO go wound? +:3 POSTHUMUS. How x3 comes these staggews on me? +PISANIO. UwU Wake, x3 my mistwess! +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be >_> so, x3 the gods UwU do >_> mean to strike ;;w;; me +;;w;; To :33 death with >w< mowtaw ^-^ joy. +PISANIO. How fawes x3 my mistwess? +UwU IMOGEN. >_< O, get uWu thee from x3 my sight; +^.^ Thou >w< gav'st ;;w;; me poison. ^w^ Dangewous fewwow, UwU hence! +Bweathe nyot :3 whewe pwinces x3 awe. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. uWu The tune of Imogen! PISANIO. Lady, -The UwU gods thwow >w< stonyes >_> of ^w^ suwphuw uWu on uWu me, ^-^ if -:33 That ;;w;; box I >_> gave you ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought uWu by me -OwO A pwecious :3 thing! I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nyew matter >_< stiww? -^-^ IMOGEN. ^w^ It uWu poison'd >_> me. -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. :3 O x3 gods! -I weft >_< out ^-^ onye xDD thing ;;w;; which OwO the Queen :3 confess'd, -^w^ Which >w< must appwuv ÚwÚ thee :33 honyest. OwO 'If Pisanio -OwO Have' ^w^ said ^.^ she >_> 'given his ^w^ mistwess UwU that ;;w;; confection -^w^ Which I >_> gave him uWu fow cowdiaw, ^.^ she :3 is sewv'd -UwU As I would sewve :3 a >_< wat.' -xDD CYMBEWINyE. What's this, Cownyewius? -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. The uWu Queen, ;;w;; siw, vewy ^w^ oft importun'd me -ÚwÚ To uWu tempew OwO poisons uWu fow UwU hew; still ^w^ pwetending -The satisfaction >_> of xDD hew knowledge only -UwU In :33 kiwwing cweatuwes vile, as :33 cats ÚwÚ and UwU dogs, -x3 Of nyo esteem. OwO I, >_< dweading UwU that xDD hew OwO puwpose ->_> Was >_> of ^-^ mowe danger, >_> did compound uWu fow xDD hew -OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ stuff, which, being ta'en would OwO cease -The ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ pow'w >_> of xDD wife, uWu but in ^-^ showt UwU time -^-^ Aww ^-^ offices >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd UwU again -Do theiw :3 due ^-^ functions. >_< Have you ta'en >_> of it? -^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Most >_< wike I :33 did, uWu fow I ÚwÚ was UwU dead. -x3 BEWAWIUS. UwU My uWu boys, -Thewe ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouw ewwow. -GUIDERIUS. :3 This :3 is ^w^ suwe Fidewe. -^-^ IMOGEN. UwU Why >_> did you thwow >_> youw ^w^ wedded wady ^-^ fwom you? -:33 Think UwU that you awe x3 upon :3 a rock, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow -Thwow me again. UwU [Embwacing xDD him] -uWu POSTHUMUS. >w< Hang there >_< wike OwO fwuit, my >_> souw, -;;w;; Tiww OwO the twee >_< die! -xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO How nyow, my flesh? my chiwd? ->_> What, ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou me :3 a ÚwÚ duwwawd in :3 this >w< act? -uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to x3 me? -^-^ IMOGEN. >_> [Knyeewing] Your OwO bwessing, sir. -x3 BEWAWIUS. uWu [To ^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; AWVIWAGUS] ^-^ Though you >_> did love :3 this -youth, I blame ye not; -You xDD had :3 a uWu motive for't. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. UwU My ;;w;; teaws UwU that ^-^ faww -uWu Pwuv holy >w< watew uWu on thee! :33 Imogen, -x3 Thy >_> mothew's UwU dead. -^-^ IMOGEN. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU fow't, my :33 wowd. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 O, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >_> nyaught, ÚwÚ and wong >_> of xDD hew ^.^ it ÚwÚ was -:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ meet here OwO so >_< stwangewy; uWu but xDD hew :3 son -^-^ Is gone, ^-^ we xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how :3 nyow ^w^ whewe. -PISANIO. UwU My lord, -Nyow ;;w;; feaw :3 is ^-^ fwom uWu me, I'll speak twoth. Wowd >w< Cwoten, -:3 Upon my lady's >_< missing, came ^-^ to me -x3 With his >_< swowd ÚwÚ dwawn, >w< foam'd at OwO the uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and x3 swowe, ->w< If I discuvw'd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ she ÚwÚ was gone, -^w^ It ÚwÚ was my x3 instant :33 death. By accident -I xDD had :3 a feigned letter >_> of my >_< mastew's -;;w;; Then in my pocket, ;;w;; which >_< diwected him -ÚwÚ To >w< seek xDD hew uWu on OwO the uWu mountains ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to >_> Miwfowd; -Whewe, in :3 a frenzy, in my >_< mastew's x3 gawments, -^w^ Which ^.^ he ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ fwom uWu me, away ^.^ he ;;w;; posts -x3 With x3 unchaste >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and with OwO oath ^-^ to viowate -UwU My lady's honyouw. What became >_> of him -I further xDD knyow not. -GUIDERIUS. >_> Wet me ^-^ end OwO the ^w^ stowy: -I slew him ^.^ thewe. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. x3 Mawwy, OwO the UwU gods >w< fowfend! -I would ^.^ nyot >w< thy good deeds shouwd ^-^ fwom my lips -:33 Pwuck :3 a ^-^ hawd uWu sentence. Prithee, ÚwÚ vawiant youth, -UwU Deny't again. -GUIDERIUS. I ^.^ have xDD spoke it, ÚwÚ and I >_> did it. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a pwince. -GUIDERIUS. OwO A UwU most UwU inciviw ^w^ onye. The ^-^ wwongs ^.^ he >_> did me -Were nyothing prince-like; uWu fow ^.^ he >_> did >_< pwovoke me -x3 With language UwU that would ^-^ make me x3 spuwn OwO the >_< sea, ->w< If ^.^ it :33 couwd OwO so :3 woaw ^-^ to >_> me. I ÚwÚ cut x3 off's uWu head, -And x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot standing here -ÚwÚ To tell :3 this xDD tawe >_> of x3 minye. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow thee. -By UwU thinye >_> own :33 tongue :3 thou art ^-^ condemn'd, ÚwÚ and >w< must -Enduwe ^-^ ouw waw. Thou'rt UwU dead. -^-^ IMOGEN. :33 That headwess man -I ^w^ thought xDD had >_< been my :33 wowd. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Bind OwO the offendew, -And UwU take him ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw presence. -x3 BEWAWIUS. >w< Stay, x3 siw King. -:3 This man :3 is better than OwO the man ^.^ he swew, -UwU As ;;w;; weww descended as ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath -Mowe >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mewited than :3 a >_< band >_> of Cwotens -Had >w< evew >_> scaw OwO fow. uWu [To OwO the ^w^ guawd] >_> Wet his ÚwÚ awms alone; -^.^ They ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 bown uWu fow bondage. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ owd ^-^ sowdiew, -uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; undo OwO the wowth :3 thou art >w< unpaid uWu fow -By ^w^ tasting >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 wwath? OwO How >_> of descent -UwU As good as >_> we? -ARVIRAGUS. UwU In UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ spake xDD too ;;w;; faw. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. And :3 thou ^-^ shawt die for't. -x3 BEWAWIUS. We uWu wiww die >w< aww thwee; -But I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv UwU that two on's awe as good -UwU As I ^.^ have >w< given >_< out >_> him. UwU My OwO sons, I >w< must ->_< Fow >_< minye >_> own part ^-^ unfowd :3 a dangewous speech, -^-^ Though uWu hapwy ;;w;; weww uWu fow you. -ARVIRAGUS. Your danger's ^-^ ouws. -GUIDERIUS. And ^-^ ouw good ^-^ his. -x3 BEWAWIUS. >_< Have at ^.^ it then uWu by leave! -Thou hadst, gweat ;;w;; King, :3 a :33 subject ^-^ who ->_> Was xDD caww'd :3 Bewawius. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. What >_> of OwO him? ÚwÚ He :3 is -OwO A banish'd ^-^ twaitow. -x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ it :3 is UwU that ;;w;; hath -x3 Assum'd :3 this :33 age; >_< indeed :3 a banish'd >w< man; -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how :3 a ^-^ twaitow. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Take him hence, -The xDD whowe x3 wowwd uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 save >_> him. -x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyot xDD too UwU hot. ->w< Fiwst pay me uWu fow OwO the nyuwsing >_> of >w< thy OwO sons, -And let ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; confiscate aww, OwO so >_> soon -UwU As I ^.^ have receiv'd it. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Nyuwsing >_> of my UwU sons? -x3 BEWAWIUS. I x3 am xDD too >w< bwunt ÚwÚ and ^-^ saucy: >w< hewe's my ^.^ knyee. -Ewe I xDD awise I uWu wiww :33 pwefew my >w< sons; -;;w;; Then spawe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ owd father. ^-^ Mighty ;;w;; siw, -^.^ These two x3 young gentlemen UwU that caww me fathew, -And ÚwÚ think uWu they awe my OwO sons, awe UwU nyonye >_> of mine; -^.^ They awe OwO the xDD issue >_> of >_> youw :3 woins, my UwU wiege, -And UwU bwood >_> of >_> youw xDD begetting. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 How? my x3 issue? -x3 BEWAWIUS. ^w^ So ^w^ suwe as you >_> youw ;;w;; fathew's. OwO I, ^.^ owd Morgan, -OwO Am UwU that UwU Bewawius xDD whom you sometime banyish'd. -Your ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ was my mere offence, my punishment -Itsewf, ÚwÚ and >w< aww my :33 tweason; UwU that I suffer'd ->_> Was >w< aww OwO the harm I ÚwÚ did. ^.^ These gentwe princes- ->_< Fow such ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu they :3 awe- ^.^ these twenty years ->_< Have I >w< twain'd up; x3 those ^w^ awts uWu they ^.^ have as -Could >w< put OwO into ^.^ them. UwU My breeding OwO was, ;;w;; siw, as -Your Highness knows. Their ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ Euwiphiwe, -x3 Whom uWu fow OwO the uWu theft I >_< wedded, stole ^.^ these chiwdwen -:3 Upon my banyishment; I ;;w;; mov'd xDD hew to't, -Having receiv'd OwO the punishment before ->_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which I >_> did xDD then. x3 Beaten uWu fow ÚwÚ woyawty -xDD Excited me ^-^ to treason. Their dear loss, -The ^-^ mowe >_> of you 'twas fewt, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it shap'd -^.^ Unto my ^-^ end >_> of >_< steawing ^.^ them. But, >_< gwacious ;;w;; siw, -;;w;; Hewe awe >_> youw >_< sons uWu again, ÚwÚ and I >w< must wose ->w< Two >_> of OwO the sweet'st companyions in OwO the world. -The benediction >_> of ^.^ these covering uWu heavens -UwU Faww uWu on theiw :3 heads >_< wike UwU dew! uWu fow uWu they awe >w< wowthy -ÚwÚ To UwU inway >w< heaven with stars. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou :33 weep'st ÚwÚ and ^-^ speak'st. -The service UwU that you three ^.^ have x3 donye :3 is ^-^ mowe -Unlike than :3 this :3 thou :3 teww'st. I lost my children. ->w< If ^.^ these >w< be uWu they, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ^w^ wish -OwO A paiw >_> of worthier :33 sons. -x3 BEWAWIUS. Be pleas'd >_> awhiwe. -:3 This ;;w;; gentweman, xDD whom I caww Polydore, -uWu Most >w< wowthy ^w^ pwince, as xDD youws, :3 is OwO twue x3 Guidewius; -:3 This ;;w;; gentweman, my ÚwÚ Cadwaw, xDD Awviwagus, -Your ^.^ youngew >_< pwincewy :3 son; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was >w< wapp'd -UwU In :3 a UwU most uWu cuwious ^-^ mantwe, wrought uWu by th' hand -x3 Of his queen mothew, ;;w;; which uWu fow ^-^ mowe >w< pwobation -I can with >_> ease OwO pwoduce. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Guidewius xDD had -:3 Upon his neck :3 a :3 mowe, :3 a xDD sanguinye staw; -^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a mark >_> of wondew. -x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 This :3 is >_< he, -OwO Who ;;w;; hath x3 upon him still UwU that :3 nyatuwaw >w< stamp. -^w^ It ÚwÚ was xDD wise nature's ^-^ end in OwO the :3 donyation, -ÚwÚ To >w< be his >_< evidence OwO nyow. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 O, what x3 am x3 I? -OwO A mothew ^-^ to OwO the biwth >_> of thwee? :33 Nye'ew mothew -Wejoic'd dewivewance more. Bwest pray you ^.^ be, -That, aftew :3 this ÚwÚ stwange >_> stawting ^-^ fwom >_> youw orbs, -You ^-^ may UwU weign in them nyow! :3 O :33 Imogen, -Thou x3 hast lost uWu by :3 this :3 a ^.^ kingdom. -^-^ IMOGEN. No, my ^w^ wowd; -I ^.^ have ^w^ got two ^.^ wowwds uWu by't. :3 O my gentwe bwothews, ->_< Have ^-^ we ;;w;; thus >_> met? :33 O, never uWu say heweaftew -But I x3 am >w< twuest speaker! You xDD caww'd me :33 bwothew, -When I ÚwÚ was uWu but >_> youw >w< sistew: I you bwothews, -When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe OwO so :3 indeed. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO Did you e'ew >w< meet? -ARVIRAGUS. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -GUIDERIUS. And at ^.^ fiwst meeting ;;w;; wov'd, -OwO Continyu'd OwO so xDD untiw ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ he died. -;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. By OwO the Queen's ^.^ dwam ^.^ she swallow'd. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O x3 wawe ;;w;; instinct! -When uWu shaww I hear >w< aww thwough? :3 This fiewce abridgment -;;w;; Hath ^-^ to ^.^ it circumstantial bwanches, ;;w;; which -Distinction shouwd >w< be rich in. ^-^ Whewe? how uWu wiv'd you? -And when came you ^-^ to sewve ^-^ ouw Woman captive? -OwO How x3 pawted with >_> youw >_> bwothews? how ^.^ fiwst met >w< them? -UwU Why xDD fwed you ^-^ fwom OwO the couwt? ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whithew? ^w^ These, -And >_> youw three >w< motives ^-^ to OwO the battwe, with -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how >w< much :3 mowe, shouwd >w< be ^w^ demanded, -And >w< aww OwO the uWu othew :3 by-dependences, -From uWu chance ^-^ to ^w^ chance; uWu but :3 nyow OwO the UwU time :3 nyow place -uWu Wiww sewve ^-^ ouw wong :3 intewwogatowies. ^w^ See, -UwU Posthumus >_< anchows x3 upon x3 Imogen; -And :33 she, >_< wike harmless ^-^ wightnying, throws xDD hew eye -uWu On ^w^ him, xDD hew bwothews, uWu me, xDD hew :3 mastew, hitting ->_> Each object with :3 a >_< joy; OwO the counterchange -^-^ Is :3 sevewawwy in all. Let's ;;w;; quit :3 this >w< gwound, -And ^-^ smoke OwO the :33 tempwe with ^-^ ouw UwU sacwifices. -uWu [To UwU BEWAWIUS] Thou art my brother; OwO so ^w^ we'ww howd ÚwÚ thee ever. -^-^ IMOGEN. You awe my fathew UwU too, ÚwÚ and >_> did relieve me -ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this >_< gwacious ^-^ season. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ Aww >w< o'ewjoy'd -ÚwÚ Save ^.^ these in ^w^ bonds. >_> Wet them >w< be >_< joyfuw UwU too, ->_< Fow uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ taste ^-^ ouw uWu comfowt. -^-^ IMOGEN. UwU My good :3 mastew, -I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. -UwU WUCIUS. x3 Happy >w< be xDD you! -xDD CYMBEWINyE. The >w< fowwown ^-^ sowdiew, UwU that OwO so ^w^ nyobwy OwO fought, -ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ becom'd :3 this place ÚwÚ and gwac'd -The ^w^ thankings >_> of :3 a xDD king. -uWu POSTHUMUS. I OwO am, ;;w;; siw, -The sowdiew UwU that >_> did >_> company ^.^ these three -UwU In UwU poow ^-^ beseeming; 'twas :3 a >w< fitment uWu fow -The OwO puwpose I then follow'd. :33 That I ÚwÚ was >_< he, -xDD Speak, Iachimo. I xDD had you down, ÚwÚ and UwU might ->_< Have :3 made you x3 finyish. -^-^ IACHIMO. >_> [Knyeewing] I x3 am ;;w;; down ÚwÚ again; -But :3 nyow my :33 heavy ;;w;; conscience sinks my xDD knyee, -UwU As then >_> youw x3 fowce ÚwÚ did. ;;w;; Take UwU that xDD wife, uWu beseech you, -^w^ Which I OwO so >_< often ;;w;; owe; uWu but >_> youw ring :33 fiwst, -And here OwO the xDD bwacewet >_> of OwO the >w< twuest pwincess -:33 That >w< evew :33 swowe xDD hew ;;w;; faith. -uWu POSTHUMUS. >_< Knyeew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> me. -The ^.^ pow'w UwU that I ^.^ have uWu on you :3 is ^-^ to spawe OwO you; -The ;;w;; mawice towards you ^-^ to forgive you. x3 Wive, -And ^-^ deaw with ÚwÚ othews ^w^ bettew. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nobly ^.^ doom'd! ->w< We'ww learn ^-^ ouw OwO fweenyess >_> of :3 a >w< son-in-waw; -^.^ Pawdon's OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ to all. -ARVIRAGUS. You howp >w< us, ;;w;; siw, -UwU As you >_> did UwU mean >_< indeed ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ ouw brother; -^w^ Joy'd awe ^-^ we UwU that you >_> awe. -uWu POSTHUMUS. Your x3 sewvant, Princes. Good my lord >_> of Wome, -^-^ Caww :3 fowth >_> youw soothsayew. UwU As I slept, methought -Great Jupitew, x3 upon his UwU eagwe >_< back'd, -Appear'd ^-^ to uWu me, with uWu othew ^-^ spwitewy >w< shows -x3 Of >_< minye >_> own ^w^ kindwed. When I ^w^ wak'd, I ;;w;; found -:3 This ^.^ wabew uWu on my bosom; uWu whose containing -^-^ Is OwO so ^-^ fwom :33 sense in >w< hawdnyess UwU that I can -UwU Make nyo collection >_> of it. >_> Wet him show -His >_> skiww in OwO the constwuction. -UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Phiwawmonyus! -SOOTHSAYER. Here, my good :33 wowd. -UwU WUCIUS. Wead, ÚwÚ and >w< decwawe OwO the meaning. -SOOTHSAYER. ^-^ [Weads] >w< 'When as :3 a >_< wion's whewp ^-^ shaww, ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf -:33 unknyown, ^-^ without >w< seeking find, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< embwac'd uWu by -:3 a piece >_> of >w< tendew air; ÚwÚ and when ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD statewy >_> cedaw uWu shaww ->w< be lopp'd branches which, being UwU dead many yeaws, uWu shaww -aftew wevive, >w< be >w< jointed ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd OwO stock, ÚwÚ and fweshwy ^.^ gwow; -then uWu shaww UwU Posthumus ^-^ end his misewies, Britain >w< be >_> fowtunyate -ÚwÚ and flourish in xDD peace ÚwÚ and plenty.' -uWu Thou, Weonyatus, art OwO the >_< wion's whelp; -The x3 fit ÚwÚ and :3 apt constwuction >_> of >w< thy uWu nyame, ->_> Being Leo-natus, doth :3 impowt OwO so ^w^ much. -uWu [To ÚwÚ CYMBEWINyE] The piece >_> of >w< tendew :3 aiw, >w< thy ÚwÚ viwtuous >_> daughtew, -^w^ Which ^-^ we caww x3 'mowwis :33 aew,' ÚwÚ and x3 'mowwis >_> aew' -We term ^.^ it :3 'muwiew'; ;;w;; which xDD 'muwiew' I >_< divinye -^-^ Is :3 this UwU most ;;w;; constant xDD wife, ^-^ who x3 even :3 nyow -Answewing OwO the letter >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ owacwe, -Unknyown ^-^ to you, xDD unsought, ;;w;; wewe clipp'd about -x3 With :3 this UwU most >w< tendew air. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 This ;;w;; hath >w< some >_> seeming. -SOOTHSAYER. The lofty cedaw, :33 woyaw :33 Cymbewinye, ->w< Pewsonyates thee; ÚwÚ and >w< thy lopp'd branches point -x3 Thy two >_< sons >w< fowth, :3 who, uWu by UwU Bewawius stol'n, ->_< Fow many years ^w^ thought OwO dead, awe :3 nyow >_> weviv'd, -ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ majestic >_> cedaw xDD join'd, uWu whose xDD issue -:3 Pwomises Britain xDD peace ÚwÚ and plenty. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. Weww, -UwU My xDD peace ^-^ we uWu wiww begin. And, ^-^ Caius >_< Wucius, -UwU Awthough OwO the ;;w;; victow, ^-^ we x3 submit ^-^ to Caesar -And ^-^ to OwO the Woman empiwe, ^w^ pwomising -ÚwÚ To pay ^-^ ouw :3 wonted ^.^ twibute, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; which -We ;;w;; wewe :33 dissuaded uWu by ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wicked queen, -x3 Whom uWu heavens in justice, uWu both uWu on xDD hew ÚwÚ and x3 hews, ->_< Have >_> waid UwU most :33 heavy hand. -SOOTHSAYER. The fingers >_> of OwO the pow'rs :33 abuv ^-^ do xDD tunye -The >w< hawmony >_> of :3 this ^-^ peace. The >w< vision -^w^ Which I :3 made OwO knyown ^-^ to Wucius ewe OwO the OwO stwoke -x3 Of ÚwÚ yet :3 this ^.^ scawce-cowd battwe, at :3 this x3 instant -^-^ Is :33 fuww accomplish'd; uWu fow OwO the Woman :33 eagwe, -From ^-^ south ^-^ to west uWu on x3 wing soaring ^-^ awoft, -UwU Wessen'd x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and in OwO the beams o' th' >_< sun -^w^ So x3 vanyish'd; ;;w;; which :33 foweshow'd ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy :33 eagwe, ->_> Th'impewiaw Caesaw, Caesaw, shouwd UwU again ^-^ unyite -His :3 favouw with OwO the radiant :33 Cymbewinye, -^w^ Which uWu shinyes here in OwO the ^-^ west. -xDD CYMBEWINyE. x3 Waud ^-^ we OwO the gods; -And let ^-^ ouw crooked >_< smokes climb ^-^ to theiw nostrils -From ^-^ ouw >_> bwess'd >_> awtaws. Pubwish ^-^ we :3 this xDD peace -ÚwÚ To >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^.^ subjects. ÚwÚ Set ^-^ we forward; let -OwO A Woman ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ Bwitish ^w^ ensign :33 wave -Friendly >w< togethew. ^w^ So OwO thwough Wud's :33 Town >_< mawch; -And in OwO the :33 tempwe >_> of gweat Jupiter -Our xDD peace ^w^ we'ww watify; >w< seaw ^.^ it with >w< feasts. -ÚwÚ Set uWu on ;;w;; thewe! uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO waw >_> did xDD cease, -Ewe bwoody ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe x3 wash'd, with such :3 a ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -OwO 1604 - - -OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF HAMLET, PRINCE >_< OF >_> DENMAWK - - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -Claudius, UwU King >_> of x3 Denmawk. -x3 Mawcewwus, Officer. -x3 Hamwet, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the uWu fowmew, ÚwÚ and nyephew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent xDD king. -UwU Powonyius, Wowd Chamberlain. -xDD Howatio, fwiend ^-^ to Hamlet. -uWu Waewtes, :3 son ^-^ to x3 Powonyius. -uWu Vowtemand, ^w^ couwtiew. -ÚwÚ Cownyewius, ^w^ couwtiew. -OwO Wosencwantz, ^w^ couwtiew. -Guiwdenstewn, ^w^ couwtiew. -xDD Oswic, ^w^ couwtiew. -OwO A Gentleman, ^w^ couwtiew. -OwO A Pwiest. -x3 Mawcewwus, uWu officew. -:3 Bewnyawdo, uWu officew. -Fwancisco, :3 a sowdiew -^.^ Weynyawdo, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to x3 Powonyius. -Players. ->w< Two Clowns, gravediggers. -Fortinbras, Prince >_> of Norway. -OwO A >_< Nyowwegian uWu Captain. -Engwish ÚwÚ Ambassadows. - -^.^ Getwude, Queen >_> of Denmark, mothew ^-^ to Hamlet. -:3 Ophewia, daughter ^-^ to x3 Powonyius. - -^w^ Ghost >_> of UwU Hamwet's ^w^ Fathew. - ->w< Wowds, uWu wadies, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^w^ Saiwows, ^-^ Messengews, Attendants. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE.- xDD Ewsinyowe. - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A ÚwÚ pwatfowm before OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew two uWu Sentinyews-[fiwst,] Fwancisco, OwO [who paces OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down -at his :33 post; ;;w;; then] :3 Bewnyawdo, OwO [who >_< appwoaches UwU him]. - -^w^ Bew. >w< Who's thewe.? -UwU Fwan. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ answew >_> me. Stand ÚwÚ and ^-^ unfowd OwO youwsewf. -^w^ Bew. Wong live OwO the >_< King! -UwU Fwan. ^w^ Bewnyawdo? -^w^ Bew. ÚwÚ He. -UwU Fwan. You come UwU most cawefuwwy x3 upon >_> youw hour. -^w^ Bew. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow struck twewve. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 bed, uWu Fwancisco. -UwU Fwan. >_< Fow :3 this ^w^ wewief >w< much :33 thanks. ^.^ 'Tis :33 bittew cold, -And I x3 am uWu sick at ÚwÚ heawt. -^w^ Bew. >_< Have you xDD had >_> quiet x3 guawd? -UwU Fwan. :3 Nyot :3 a xDD mouse >_> stiwwing. -^w^ Bew. Weww, good ^-^ nyight. ->w< If you ^-^ do ^.^ meet :3 Howatio ÚwÚ and x3 Mawcewwus, -The x3 wivaws >_> of my xDD watch, ;;w;; bid them ^-^ make UwU haste. - -x3 Entew :3 Howatio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mawcewwus. - -UwU Fwan. I ÚwÚ think I hear ^.^ them. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! OwO Who :3 is thewe? -How. >_< Fwiends ^-^ to :3 this ground. ->w< Maw. And wiegemen ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Danye. -UwU Fwan. >w< Give you good ^-^ nyight. ->w< Maw. :33 O, ^.^ faweweww, >w< honyest sowdiew. -OwO Who ;;w;; hath x3 wewiev'd you? -UwU Fwan. Bernardo ;;w;; hath my :3 pwace. ->w< Give you good ^-^ nyight. UwU Exit. ->w< Maw. Howwa, Bewnyawdo! -^w^ Bew. :33 Say- ->_> What, :3 is :3 Howatio there ? -How. OwO A piece >_> of >_> him. -^w^ Bew. Wewcome, :3 Howatio. Wewcome, good ;;w;; Mawcewwus. ->w< Maw. >_> What, >_> has :3 this xDD thing appeaw'd UwU again x3 to-nyight? -^w^ Bew. I ^.^ have uWu seen nothing. ->w< Maw. :3 Howatio :33 says 'tis uWu but ^-^ ouw fantasy, -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let bewief UwU take howd >_> of him -xDD Touching :3 this dreaded ^-^ sight, ^w^ twice uWu seen >_> of ÚwÚ us. -OwO Thewefowe I ^.^ have entweated him awong, -x3 With OwO us ^-^ to watch OwO the minutes >_> of :3 this night, -That, ^-^ if UwU again :3 this ;;w;; appawition xDD come, -ÚwÚ He ^-^ may appwuv ^-^ ouw eyes ÚwÚ and speak ^-^ to it. -How. ÚwÚ Tush, uWu tush, 'twill ^.^ nyot appear. -^w^ Bew. >_> Sit ;;w;; down uWu awhiwe, -And let OwO us UwU once UwU again assail >_> youw eaws, -:33 That awe OwO so fortified x3 against ^-^ ouw xDD stowy, -What ^-^ we two nyights ^.^ have xDD seen. -How. Weww, ^-^ sit ^-^ we down, -And let OwO us hear Bernardo speak >_> of ÚwÚ this. -^w^ Bew. ^w^ Wast night >_> of aww, -When yond >_> same star that's >_> westwawd ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ powe -Had :3 made his ^-^ couwse x3 t' illume UwU that part >_> of >w< heaven -:3 Whewe :3 nyow ^.^ it buwns, Marcellus ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, -The beww then >_> beating :3 onye- - -x3 Entew xDD Ghost. - ->w< Maw. UwU Peace! >_< bweak ÚwÚ thee >_< off! Wook xDD whewe ^.^ it comes ^-^ again! -^w^ Bew. UwU In OwO the >_> same uWu figuwe, >_< wike OwO the UwU King that's UwU dead. ->w< Maw. Thou art :3 a ^-^ schowaw; speak ^-^ to it, :3 Howatio. -^w^ Bew. Looks ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ King? >_< Mawk it, :3 Howatio. -How. uWu Most like. ^w^ It uWu hawwows me with ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and wondew. -^w^ Bew. ^w^ It would >w< be xDD spoke x3 to. ->w< Maw. Question it, :3 Howatio. -How. What art :3 thou UwU that ^.^ usuwp'st :3 this UwU time >_> of night -Together with UwU that fair ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike fowm -UwU In ;;w;; which OwO the majesty >_> of buwied :33 Denmawk -OwO Did ^.^ sometimes march? By >w< heaven I chawge ÚwÚ thee x3 speak! ->w< Maw. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; offended. -^w^ Bew. ^w^ See, ^.^ it >_> stawks >w< away! -How. ^-^ Stay! xDD Speak, x3 speak! I chawge ÚwÚ thee x3 speak! -Exit xDD Ghost. ->w< Maw. ^.^ 'Tis gonye ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< answew. -^w^ Bew. OwO How nyow, Horatio? You ^.^ twembwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ pawe. -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this xDD something ^-^ mowe than UwU fantasy? -What ÚwÚ think you on't? -How. Before my God, I UwU might ^.^ nyot :3 this believe -Without OwO the sensible ÚwÚ and OwO twue >_< avouch -x3 Of >_< minye >_> own OwO eyes. ->w< Maw. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ King? -How. UwU As :3 thou art ^-^ to thysewf. -Such ÚwÚ was OwO the vewy xDD awmouw ^.^ he xDD had uWu on -When ^.^ he th' ambitious :3 Nyowway :33 combated. -^w^ So uWu fwown'd ^.^ he UwU once xDD when, in OwO an :3 angwy pawwe, -ÚwÚ He ^.^ smote OwO the swedded >_> Powacks uWu on OwO the ^.^ ice. -^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. ->w< Maw. ÚwÚ Thus ^w^ twice OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and jump at :3 this UwU dead xDD houw, -x3 With martial :33 stawk ;;w;; hath ^.^ he gonye uWu by ^-^ ouw :3 watch. -How. UwU In what pawticuwaw ^w^ thought ^-^ to wowk I xDD knyow not; -But, in OwO the :3 gwoss ÚwÚ and >_> scope >_> of my ^-^ opinyion, -:3 This >_> bodes >w< some ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ ewuption ^-^ to ^-^ ouw state. ->w< Maw. Good nyow, ^-^ sit down, ÚwÚ and tell me ^.^ he UwU that knows, -UwU Why :3 this >_> same :33 stwict ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ obsewvant watch -^w^ So ^w^ nyightwy toils OwO the :33 subject >_> of OwO the wand, -And x3 why such ;;w;; daiwy UwU cast >_> of brazen UwU cannyon -And foweign mawt uWu fow impwements >_> of waw; -UwU Why such >w< impwess >_> of xDD shipwwights, uWu whose >_> sowe ^w^ task -uWu Does ^.^ nyot >_> divide OwO the xDD Sunday ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< week. -What UwU might >w< be toward, UwU that :3 this UwU sweaty haste -^-^ Doth ^-^ make OwO the night joint-wabouwew with OwO the day? -OwO Who :3 is't UwU that can infowm x3 me? -How. :33 That can :3 I. -^.^ At >_> weast, OwO the whisper :33 goes ÚwÚ so. Our last ^-^ king, -uWu Whose ^.^ image x3 even uWu but :3 nyow appeaw'd ^-^ to >w< us, -Was, as you >w< knyow, uWu by ;;w;; Fowtinbwas >_> of :3 Nyowway, -xDD Theweto pwick'd uWu on uWu by :3 a UwU most uWu emuwate :33 pwide, -Dar'd ^-^ to OwO the x3 combat; in ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ vawiant Hamlet -^.^ (Fow OwO so :3 this >_> side >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO knyown x3 wowwd ^-^ esteem'd ^.^ him) -OwO Did ^.^ sway :3 this ^w^ Fowtinbwas; :3 who, uWu by :3 a seal'd compact, -^.^ Weww ^w^ watified uWu by OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ hewawdwy, -OwO Did forfeit, with his xDD wife, >w< aww x3 those his x3 wands -^w^ Which ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood >w< seiz'd :33 of, ^-^ to OwO the uWu conquewow; -uWu Against OwO the ;;w;; which :3 a xDD moiety competent ->_> Was >w< gaged uWu by ^-^ ouw king; ;;w;; which xDD had wetuwn'd -ÚwÚ To OwO the inheritance >_> of Fortinbras, -Had ^.^ he >_< been vanquishew, :3 as, uWu by OwO the >_> same :33 comawt -And carriage >_> of OwO the xDD awticwe design'd, -His feww ^-^ to Hamlet. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, x3 young Fortinbras, -x3 Of ;;w;; unyimpwuvd mettle ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and x3 fuww, -;;w;; Hath in OwO the ;;w;; skiwts >_> of :3 Nyowway, here ÚwÚ and there, -uWu Shawk'd OwO up :3 a list >_> of :33 wawwess resolutes, ->_< Fow >_< food ÚwÚ and ;;w;; diet, ^-^ to >w< some enterprise -:33 That ;;w;; hath :3 a stomach in't; ;;w;; which :3 is nyo xDD othew, -UwU As ^.^ it doth ;;w;; weww :3 appeaw x3 unto ^-^ ouw state, -But ^-^ to >_< wecuvw >_> of >w< us, uWu by >w< stwong hand -And >_> tewms compuwsatowy, x3 those foresaid x3 wands -^w^ So uWu by his fathew UwU wost; ÚwÚ and this, I UwU take it, -^-^ Is OwO the x3 main uWu motive >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 pwepawations, -The souwce >_> of :3 this ^-^ ouw xDD watch, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> chief head -x3 Of :3 this :33 post-haste ÚwÚ and >_> womage in OwO the land. -^w^ Bew. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be nyo uWu othew uWu but uWu e'en ÚwÚ so. -^.^ Weww ^-^ may ^.^ it sort UwU that :3 this powtentous figuwe -x3 Comes UwU awmed OwO thwough ^-^ ouw xDD watch, OwO so >_< wike OwO the UwU King -:33 That ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ and :3 is OwO the xDD question >_> of ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. -How. OwO A UwU mote ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to twoubwe OwO the xDD mind's >w< eye. -UwU In OwO the UwU most UwU high ÚwÚ and ^.^ pawmy OwO state >_> of Wome, -OwO A wittwe ewe OwO the ;;w;; mightiest Julius fell, -The >_< gwaves ÚwÚ stood tenantless, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD sheeted UwU dead -OwO Did ;;w;; squeak ÚwÚ and >w< gibbew in OwO the Woman stweets; -UwU As x3 staws with UwU twains >_> of fire, ÚwÚ and ^w^ dews >_> of blood, -Disasters in OwO the ;;w;; sun; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ moist star -:3 Upon uWu whose influence Nyeptunye's ^.^ empiwe ^-^ stands ->_> Was uWu sick ^w^ awmost ^-^ to :3 doomsday with ecwipse. -And x3 even OwO the >_< wike precurse >_> of fiewce ^.^ events, -UwU As ^w^ hawbingews pweceding still OwO the fates -And ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ omen UwU coming OwO on, ->_< Have >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth >_> togethew ^.^ demonstwated -^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw climature ÚwÚ and countrymen. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Ghost again. - -But ^.^ soft! ;;w;; behowd! :33 Wo, xDD whewe ^.^ it comes ^-^ again! -I'll cross it, >w< though ^.^ it bwast me.- uWu Stay >_< iwwusion! -Spweads his arms. ->w< If :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ any ^w^ sound, ^w^ ow ;;w;; use >_> of OwO voice, -^w^ Speak ^-^ to >_> me. ->w< If there >w< be ^-^ any good xDD thing ^-^ to >w< be >_< donye, -:33 That ^-^ may ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do ease, :3 and, OwO wace ^-^ to uWu me, -^w^ Speak ^-^ to >_> me. ->w< If :3 thou art >_< pwivy ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ countwy's >w< fate, -^w^ Which UwU happiwy foweknyowing ^-^ may ;;w;; avoid, -:33 O, x3 speak! -Ow ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ uphoawded in >w< thy life -^-^ Extowted >_> tweasuwe in OwO the >_> womb >_> of :3 eawth -^.^ (Fow which, uWu they ÚwÚ say, you uWu spiwits ^w^ oft ÚwÚ wawk in UwU death), -The ^.^ cock crows. -^w^ Speak >_> of ^.^ it! >w< Stay, ÚwÚ and >_< speak!- x3 Stop it, ^-^ Mawcewwus! ->w< Maw. :33 Shaww I strike at ^.^ it with my partisan? -How. uWu Do, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 stand. -^w^ Bew. ^.^ 'Tis :3 hewe! -How. ^.^ 'Tis :3 hewe! ->w< Maw. ^.^ 'Tis uWu gonye! -Exit xDD Ghost. -We ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ wwong, being OwO so majestical, -ÚwÚ To :3 offew ^.^ it OwO the show >_> of violence; ->_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is as OwO the :3 aiw, invuwnyewabwe, -And ^-^ ouw vain uWu bwows :33 mawicious uWu mockewy. -^w^ Bew. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, when OwO the ^.^ cock cwew. -How. And then ^.^ it stawted, >_< wike :3 a OwO guiwty xDD thing -:3 Upon :3 a xDD feawfuw summons. I ^.^ have heard -The :3 cock, UwU that :3 is OwO the twumpet ^-^ to OwO the mown, -^-^ Doth with his lofty ÚwÚ and shrill-sounding ^w^ thwoat -:33 Awake OwO the god >_> of ÚwÚ day; ÚwÚ and at his >w< wawnying, -:3 Whethew in ÚwÚ sea ^w^ ow fire, in :3 eawth ^w^ ow :3 aiw, -^-^ Th' extravagant ÚwÚ and ^w^ ewwing spirit OwO hies -ÚwÚ To his >_< confinye; ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO the >w< twuth hewein -:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent object :3 made probation. ->w< Maw. ^w^ It ;;w;; faded uWu on OwO the crowing >_> of OwO the xDD cock. -uWu Some uWu say UwU that x3 evew, >w< 'gainst UwU that season comes -OwO Whewein ^-^ ouw Saviouw's biwth :3 is cewebwated, -The biwd >_> of dawnying UwU singeth >w< aww night xDD wong; -And then, uWu they ÚwÚ say, nyo spirit dare :33 stiw ÚwÚ abwoad, -The nyights awe whowesome, then nyo >_< pwanyets ^.^ stwike, -:3 Nyo uWu faiwy uWu takes, :3 nyow :3 witch ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to ^-^ chawm, -^w^ So >_< hawwow'd ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< gwacious :3 is OwO the xDD time. -How. ^w^ So ^.^ have I heard ÚwÚ and ^-^ do in part believe it. -But look, OwO the mown, in wusset mantle cwad, -^.^ Wawks o'ew OwO the OwO dew >_> of ^-^ yon UwU high ^w^ eastwawd :33 hiww. -:33 Bweak ^-^ we ^-^ ouw watch up; ÚwÚ and uWu by my >_> advice ->_> Wet OwO us impawt what ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen ^.^ to-nyight -^.^ Unto x3 young Hamwet; for, x3 upon my xDD wife, -:3 This ^.^ spiwit, OwO dumb ^-^ to >w< us, uWu wiww speak ^-^ to >_> him. -Do you consent ^-^ we uWu shaww :3 acquaint him with it, -UwU As :3 nyeedfuw in ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs, >w< fitting ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ duty? -Let's UwU do't, I xDD pway; ÚwÚ and I :3 this xDD mownying xDD knyow -:3 Whewe ^-^ we uWu shaww find him UwU most convenyientwy. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom >_> of OwO state in OwO the Castle. - -:33 Fwouwish. ÚwÚ [Entew Claudius, UwU King >_> of Denmark, UwU Gewtwude OwO the uWu Queen, x3 Hamwet, -UwU Powonyius, OwO Waewtes ÚwÚ and his ^-^ sistew :3 Ophewia, :3 [Vowtemand, x3 Cownyewius,] -^.^ Wowds ^w^ Attendant. - -King. ^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet >_> of Hamlet ^-^ ouw dear >_< bwothew's death -The memowy >w< be x3 gween, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ it OwO us ^w^ befitted -ÚwÚ To bear ^-^ ouw hearts in gwief, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw xDD whowe :3 kingdom -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 contwacted in ^-^ onye uWu bwow >_> of x3 woe, ->_> Yet OwO so :3 faw ;;w;; hath >_< discwetion xDD fought with ^-^ nyatuwe -:33 That ^-^ we with >_< wisest UwU sowwow ÚwÚ think uWu on him -Together with wemembwance >_> of :33 ouwsewves. -OwO Thewefowe ^-^ ouw sometime ;;w;; sistew, :3 nyow ^-^ ouw queen, -^-^ Th' >w< impewiaw jointress ^-^ to :3 this ^.^ wawwike state, ->_< Have >_> we, as 'twere with :3 a defeated joy, -x3 With OwO an ÚwÚ auspicious, ÚwÚ and :3 a dropping eye, -x3 With uWu miwth in OwO funyewaw, ÚwÚ and with dirge in mawwiage, -UwU In >w< equaw scale weighing dewight ÚwÚ and >_> dowe, ->_< Taken ^-^ to ^-^ wife; :3 nyow ^.^ have ^-^ we hewein OwO baww'd -Your better xDD wisdoms, ;;w;; which ^.^ have ^-^ fweewy gonye -x3 With :3 this affaiw awong. >_< Fow aww, ^-^ ouw :33 thanks. -Nyow fowwows, UwU that you >w< knyow, x3 young Fortinbras, -Holding :3 a uWu weak supposaw >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wowth, -Ow >w< thinking uWu by ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate dear >_< bwothew's death -Our OwO state ^-^ to >w< be disjoint ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of >_< fwame, -x3 Cowweagued with :3 this ^-^ dweam >_> of his >w< advantage, -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^w^ faiw'd ^-^ to >w< pestew OwO us with xDD message ->w< Impowting OwO the uWu suwwendew >_> of x3 those x3 wands -^.^ Wost uWu by his fathew, with >w< aww xDD bands >_> of waw, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant brother. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow >_> him. -Nyow uWu fow ouwsewf ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 this UwU time >_> of OwO meeting. -ÚwÚ Thus >w< much OwO the ^-^ businyess UwU is: ^-^ we ^.^ have here :3 wwit -ÚwÚ To :3 Nyowway, uncwe >_> of x3 young Fortinbras, -Who, uWu impotent ÚwÚ and >_< bedwid, ^-^ scawcewy ÚwÚ heaws -x3 Of :3 this his nyephew's >_< puwpose, ^-^ to suppwess -His further ^-^ gait herein, in UwU that OwO the wevies, -The >_< wists, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww ^.^ pwopowtions awe >w< aww :3 made -Out >_> of his ;;w;; subject; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we here uWu dispatch -:3 You, good ÚwÚ Cownyewius, ÚwÚ and you, uWu Vowtemand, ->_< Fow OwO beawews >_> of :3 this greeting ^-^ to ^.^ owd :3 Nyowway, -UwU Giving ^-^ to you nyo further OwO pewsonyaw power -ÚwÚ To ^-^ businyess with OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ mowe than OwO the >_> scope -x3 Of ^.^ these >_< diwated xDD awticwes OwO awwow. ^.^ [Gives :3 a :3 papew.] -Faweweww, ÚwÚ and let >_> youw haste ÚwÚ commend >_> youw >_< duty. -Cow., UwU Vowt. UwU In UwU that, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO things, uWu wiww ^-^ we show ^-^ ouw >_< duty. -King. We x3 doubt ^.^ it nothing. ^-^ Heawtiwy faweweww. ->_< Exeunt Voltemand ÚwÚ and Cornelius. -And nyow, uWu Waewtes, ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with you? -You told OwO us >_> of >w< some ;;w;; suit. What :33 is't, >_< Waewtes? -You cannyot speak >_> of reason ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Danye -And wose >_> youw ÚwÚ voice. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ beg, uWu Waewtes, -:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be my >w< offew, ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_> asking? -The head :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ to OwO the xDD heawt, -The hand ^-^ mowe instrumental ^-^ to OwO the uWu mouth, ->w< Than :3 is OwO the UwU thwonye >_> of :33 Denmawk ^-^ to >w< thy father. -What wouldst :3 thou x3 have, >_< Waewtes? -Waew. UwU My ;;w;; dwead lord, -Your xDD weave ÚwÚ and :3 favouw ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ to xDD Fwance; -From :3 whence >w< though willingly I came ^-^ to :33 Denmawk -ÚwÚ To show my >_> duty in >_> youw coronation, ->_> Yet :3 nyow I >w< must uWu confess, UwU that >_> duty >_< donye, -UwU My >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and :3 wishes ^-^ bend UwU again towawd Fwance -And bow them ^-^ to >_> youw >_< gwacious xDD weave ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawdon. -King. >_< Have you >_> youw >_< fathew's weave? What :33 says :33 Powonyius? -ÚwÚ Pow. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my lord, wrung ^-^ fwom me my uWu swow xDD weave -By laboursome ÚwÚ petition, ÚwÚ and at last -:3 Upon his uWu wiww I seal'd my ^-^ hawd consent. -I ^-^ do uWu beseech you ^w^ give him xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go. -King. ;;w;; Take >w< thy fair xDD houw, Laertes. Time >w< be thinye, -And >w< thy :33 best gwaces uWu spend ^.^ it at >w< thy ^.^ wiww! -But nyow, my cousin x3 Hamwet, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ son- -ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ [aside] OwO A wittwe ^-^ mowe than kin, ÚwÚ and less than ;;w;; kind! -King. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it UwU that OwO the clouds still >_> hang uWu on you? -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot so, my :33 wowd. I x3 am xDD too >w< much >w< i' th' OwO sun. -Queen. Good x3 Hamwet, UwU cast >w< thy ÚwÚ nyighted >w< cowouw OwO off, -And let UwU thinye eye ÚwÚ wook >_< wike :3 a fwiend uWu on x3 Denmawk. -Do ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< evew with >w< thy vailed >_< wids ->_< Seek uWu fow >w< thy x3 nyobwe fathew in OwO the OwO dust. -Thou uWu knyow'st 'tis xDD common. ^-^ Aww UwU that ;;w;; wives >w< must x3 die, ->_> Passing OwO thwough ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to eternity. -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, UwU madam, ^.^ it :3 is xDD common. -Queen. >w< If ^.^ it ^.^ be, -UwU Why uWu seems ^.^ it OwO so pawticuwaw with OwO thee? -ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Seems, UwU madam, ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it is. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot uWu 'seems.' -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 awonye my ÚwÚ inky >w< cwoak, good mothew, -Nyow >_< customawy ÚwÚ suits >_> of sowemn :3 bwack, -Nyow windy x3 suspiwation >_> of fowc'd breath, -No, :3 nyow OwO the :3 fwuitfuw >_> wivew in OwO the eye, -Nyow OwO the dejected ÚwÚ haviow >_> of OwO the uWu visage, -Together with >w< aww forms, ^.^ moods, >_> shapes >_> of gwief, -UwU 'That can xDD denyote me ;;w;; twuwy. ^.^ These >_< indeed seem, ->_< Fow uWu they awe :33 actions UwU that :3 a man UwU might xDD pway; -But I ^.^ have UwU that within ;;w;; which ^.^ passeth UwU show- -^.^ These uWu but OwO the twappings ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ suits >_> of ^w^ woe. -King. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and commendabwe in >_> youw UwU nyatuwe, x3 Hamwet, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ these ÚwÚ mouwnying ;;w;; duties ^-^ to >_> youw uWu fathew; -But you >w< must >w< knyow, >_> youw fathew lost :3 a uWu fathew; -:33 That fathew lost, lost his, ÚwÚ and OwO the suwvivow bound -UwU In :33 fiwiaw obwigation uWu fow >w< some term -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^w^ obsequious sorrow. But ^-^ to ;;w;; pewsevew -UwU In ^-^ obstinyate condolement :3 is :3 a ^-^ couwse -x3 Of ;;w;; impious stubbownnyess. ^.^ 'Tis >_< unmanwy gwief; -^w^ It >w< shows :3 a uWu wiww UwU most incowwect ^-^ to UwU heaven, -OwO A OwO heawt UwU unfowtified, :3 a :33 mind ^-^ impatient, -An understanding ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and OwO unschoow'd; ->_< Fow what ^-^ we xDD knyow >w< must ^.^ be, ÚwÚ and :3 is as ^w^ common -UwU As ^-^ any OwO the UwU most UwU vuwgaw xDD thing ^-^ to :33 sense, -UwU Why shouwd ^-^ we in ^-^ ouw peevish opposition -;;w;; Take ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 heawt? >_< Fie! 'tis :3 a fauwt ^-^ to UwU heaven, -OwO A fauwt x3 against OwO the OwO dead, :3 a fauwt ^-^ to UwU nyatuwe, -ÚwÚ To reason UwU most absurd, uWu whose ^w^ common >_> theme -^-^ Is death >_> of ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who still ;;w;; hath cwied, -From OwO the ^.^ fiwst cowse ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; died UwU to-day, ->_< 'This >w< must >w< be uWu so.' We pray you thwow ^-^ to :3 eawth -:3 This OwO unpwevaiwing x3 woe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO us -UwU As >_> of :3 a uWu fathew; uWu fow let OwO the x3 wowwd UwU take ^-^ nyote -You awe OwO the UwU most immediate ^-^ to ^-^ ouw thwonye, -And with nyo less uWu nyobiwity >_> of love ->w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; deawest fathew uWu beaws his :3 son -Do I impawt towawd you. >_< Fow >_> youw ^.^ intent -UwU In ^-^ going xDD back ^-^ to ÚwÚ schoow in ^w^ Wittenbewg, -^w^ It :3 is UwU most ^-^ wetwogwade ^-^ to ^-^ ouw desire; -And ^-^ we uWu beseech you, ^-^ bend you ^-^ to >_< wemain -;;w;; Hewe in OwO the :33 cheew ÚwÚ and comfort >_> of ^-^ ouw eye, -Our UwU chiefest :33 couwtiew, uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :33 son. -Queen. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot >w< thy mothew wose xDD hew >_> pwayews, Hamlet. -I pray ÚwÚ thee stay with >w< us, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_< Wittenbewg. -ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu shaww in >w< aww my :33 best ^-^ obey you, ÚwÚ madam. -King. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a :33 woving ÚwÚ and :3 a fair ÚwÚ wepwy. -Be as ouwsewf in x3 Denmawk. ^w^ Madam, come. -:3 This gentwe ÚwÚ and unforc'd accowd >_> of Hamlet -^w^ Sits :33 smiwing ^-^ to my >_> heawt; in OwO gwace whereof, -:3 Nyo x3 jocund OwO heawth UwU that :33 Denmawk dwinks OwO to-day -But OwO the gweat UwU cannyon ^-^ to OwO the clouds uWu shaww >_< teww, -And OwO the King's ;;w;; wouse OwO the >w< heaven uWu shaww >_< bwuit uWu again, -Respeaking earthly ^w^ thundew. Come >_> away. -:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Hamlet. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O UwU that :3 this xDD too xDD too solid ^.^ fwesh would mewt, -uWu Thaw, ÚwÚ and :3 wesowve itsewf OwO into :3 a UwU dew! -Ow UwU that OwO the uWu Evewwasting xDD had ^.^ nyot xDD fix'd -His canon >w< 'gainst ^w^ sewf-swaughtew! :3 O God! God! -OwO How ^-^ weawy, stale, flat, ÚwÚ and unprofitable -xDD Seem ^-^ to me >w< aww OwO the :3 uses >_> of :3 this world! -;;w;; Fie on't! ÚwÚ ah, fie! ^.^ 'Tis OwO an ^-^ unweeded garden -:33 That grows ^-^ to seed; >w< things :3 wank ÚwÚ and :3 gwoss in ^-^ nyatuwe ->_> Possess ^.^ it merely. :33 That ^.^ it shouwd come ^-^ to x3 this! -But two ^.^ months x3 dead! ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD much, ^.^ nyot ^-^ two. -^w^ So excellent :3 a ^-^ king, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 this -Hypewion ^-^ to :3 a satyr; OwO so :33 woving ^-^ to my mothew -:33 That ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ beteem OwO the x3 winds >_> of >w< heaven -xDD Visit xDD hew ;;w;; face xDD too :3 woughwy. xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and earth! -Must I remember? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she would >_> hang uWu on him -UwU As ^-^ if OwO incwease >_> of :3 appetite xDD had UwU gwown -By what ^.^ it ^-^ fed OwO on; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, within :3 a >_< month- ->_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think on't! ^w^ Fwaiwty, >w< thy name :3 is x3 woman!- -OwO A wittwe ^w^ month, ^w^ ow ewe x3 those ÚwÚ shoes ;;w;; wewe ^.^ owd -x3 With ;;w;; which ^.^ she ^-^ fowwowed my UwU poow >_< fathew's ÚwÚ body -;;w;; Wike Nyiobe, >w< aww teaws- x3 why :33 she, x3 even ^.^ she -^-^ (O God! :3 a beast UwU that ÚwÚ wants :3 discouwse >_> of reason -Wouwd ^.^ have >_> mouwn'd >_< wongew) married with my UwU uncwe; -UwU My >_< fathew's :33 bwothew, uWu but nyo ^-^ mowe >_< wike my fathew ->w< Than I ^-^ to :33 Hewcuwes. xDD Within :3 a ^w^ month, -Ewe ÚwÚ yet OwO the salt >_> of UwU most unwighteous ;;w;; teaws -Had weft OwO the fwushing in xDD hew >_< gawwed >_> eyes, -She :3 mawwied. :33 O, UwU most ;;w;; wicked uWu speed, ^-^ to OwO post -x3 With such dextewity ^-^ to ^w^ incestuous :3 sheets! -^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ it cannyot come ^-^ to :33 good. -But >_< bweak my xDD heawt, uWu fow I >w< must howd my uWu tongue! - -x3 Entew xDD Howatio, x3 Mawcewwus, ÚwÚ and Bernardo. - -How. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ wowdship! -ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you :33 weww. ->_< Howatio!- ^w^ ow I ^-^ do ^-^ fowget ^-^ mysewf. -How. The :33 same, my lord, ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU poow ^-^ sewvant ever. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, my good xDD fwiend- I'll >_> change UwU that name with you. -And what ^-^ make you ^-^ fwom ^w^ Wittenbewg, Horatio? ->_< Mawcewwus? ->w< Maw. UwU My good wowd! -ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ you.- uWu [To ;;w;; Bewnyawdo] Good >_< even, sir.- -But what, in :33 faith, ^-^ make you ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Wittenbewg? -How. OwO A ÚwÚ twuant >_> disposition, good my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. I would ^.^ nyot hear >_> youw enemy uWu say so, -Nyow uWu shaww you ^-^ do my ear UwU that violence -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it truster >_> of >_> youw >_> own wepowt -uWu Against OwO youwsewf. I xDD knyow you awe nyo :33 twuant. -But what :3 is >_> youw affaiw in Ewsinyowe? ->w< We'ww teach you ^-^ to dwink ^-^ deep ewe you depart. -How. UwU My lord, I came ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw >_< fathew's funyewaw. -ÚwÚ Ham. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD mock uWu me, :3 fewwow ;;w;; student. -I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to UwU see my >_> mothew's :3 wedding. -How. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, ^.^ it ^-^ fowwowed ^-^ hawd upon. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Thwift, ;;w;; thwift, uWu Howatio! The >_> funyewaw >w< bak'd meats -OwO Did ;;w;; cowdwy >_> fuwnyish :3 fowth OwO the mawwiage tables. -Wouwd I xDD had met my ;;w;; deawest ÚwÚ foe in >w< heaven -Ow >w< evew I xDD had uWu seen UwU that day, uWu Howatio! -UwU My >_> fathew- >w< methinks I UwU see my father. -How. :33 O, where, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In my xDD mind's eye, :3 Howatio. -How. I ^-^ saw him ^-^ once. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy xDD king. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a man, UwU take him uWu fow >w< aww in all. -I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his >_< wike again. -How. UwU My lord, I ÚwÚ think I ^-^ saw him :3 yestewnyight. -ÚwÚ Ham. Saw? UwU who? -How. UwU My lord, OwO the UwU King >_> youw father. -ÚwÚ Ham. The UwU King my fathew? -How. x3 Season >_> youw ^w^ admiwation uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe -x3 With OwO an >_< attent eaw, ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ may x3 dewivew -:3 Upon OwO the witness >_> of ^.^ these gentlemen, -:3 This x3 mawvew ^-^ to you. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Fow God's love let me ^-^ heaw! -How. >w< Two nyights >_> togethew xDD had ^.^ these gentlemen -(Marcellus ÚwÚ and OwO Bewnyawdo) uWu on theiw watch -UwU In OwO the UwU dead UwU vast ÚwÚ and middwe >_> of OwO the night -:3 Been ;;w;; thus >_> encount'wed. OwO A figuwe >_< wike >_> youw fathew, -Armed at point exactly, OwO cap-a-pe, -Appears before them ÚwÚ and with sowemn mawch ->_> Goes uWu swow ÚwÚ and xDD statewy uWu by ^.^ them. >w< Thwice ^.^ he uWu wawk'd -By theiw xDD oppwess'd ÚwÚ and >_> feaw-suwpwised >_> eyes, -xDD Within his twuncheon's x3 wength; UwU whiwst uWu they distiww'd ->w< Awmost ^-^ to jewwy with OwO the ^.^ act >_> of feaw, -Stand OwO dumb ÚwÚ and speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> him. :3 This ^-^ to me -UwU In dreadful ^.^ secwecy impawt uWu they :33 did, -And I with them OwO the third night ^-^ kept OwO the watch; -Whewe, as uWu they xDD had deliver'd, uWu both in UwU time, -:3 Fowm >_> of OwO the :33 thing, OwO each >_> wowd :3 made OwO twue ÚwÚ and uWu good, -The ;;w;; appawition comes. I knew >_> youw father. -^.^ These ^.^ hands awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe like. -ÚwÚ Ham. But xDD whewe ÚwÚ was uWu this? ->w< Maw. UwU My lord, x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ pwatfowm xDD whewe ^-^ we xDD watch'd. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Did you ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to it? -How. UwU My lord, I did; -But ÚwÚ answew :3 made ^.^ it none. >_> Yet UwU once methought -^w^ It uWu wifted OwO up ^.^ it head ÚwÚ and >_> did OwO addwess -Itself ^-^ to ^w^ motion, >_< wike as ^.^ it would >_< speak; -But x3 even then OwO the xDD mownying ^.^ cock >w< cwew ^w^ woud, -And at OwO the :33 sound ^.^ it shrunk in haste away -And ^-^ vanyish'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^w^ sight. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ 'Tis vewy :33 stwange. -How. UwU As I ^-^ do live, my UwU honyouw'd lord, 'tis true; -And ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 wwit ;;w;; down in ^-^ ouw >_> duty -ÚwÚ To let you xDD knyow >_> of it. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Indeed, :3 indeed, sirs. But :3 this twoubwes >_> me. -Hold you OwO the watch x3 to-nyight? -Both [Mar. ÚwÚ and Bew.] We uWu do, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Awm'd, uWu say you? -Both. :3 Awm'd, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. From :3 top ^-^ to :3 toe? -Both. UwU My lord, ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then ^-^ saw you ^.^ nyot his face? -How. :33 O, yes, my wowd! ÚwÚ He :33 wowe his :3 beavew :33 up. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, ^.^ wook'd ^.^ he ;;w;; fwownyingwy. -How. OwO A countenance ^-^ mowe in UwU sowwow than in ;;w;; angew. -ÚwÚ Ham. Pale ^w^ ow :33 wed? -How. ;;w;; Nyay, vewy ÚwÚ pawe. -ÚwÚ Ham. And xDD fix'd his eyes x3 upon you? -How. uWu Most constantwy. -ÚwÚ Ham. I would I xDD had >_< been ^.^ thewe. -How. ^w^ It would ^.^ have >w< much >w< amaz'd you. -ÚwÚ Ham. Very ^-^ wike, vewy like. Stay'd ^.^ it UwU wong? -How. OwO Whiwe ^-^ onye with moderate haste UwU might tell :3 a ^.^ hundwed. -Both. x3 Wongew, longer. -How. :3 Nyot when I OwO saw't. -ÚwÚ Ham. His beard ÚwÚ was grizzled- nyo? -How. ^w^ It OwO was, as I ^.^ have uWu seen ^.^ it in his xDD wife, -OwO A ^w^ sabwe ^-^ siwvew'd. -ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww watch to-nyight. -:3 Pewchance 'twill ÚwÚ wawk again. -How. I :3 waww'nt ^.^ it uWu wiww. -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< If ^.^ it assume my x3 nyobwe >_< fathew's ^.^ pewson, -I'll speak ^-^ to it, >w< though heww itsewf shouwd gape -And ;;w;; bid me howd my ^-^ peace. I pray you aww, ->w< If you ^.^ have hithewto ;;w;; conceaw'd :3 this ^-^ sight, ->_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be tenable in >_> youw siwence still; -And >_> whatsoevew ewse uWu shaww :3 hap to-night, ->w< Give ^.^ it OwO an understanding uWu but nyo OwO tongue. -I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite >_> youw ^w^ wuvs. UwU So, fare you :33 weww. -:3 Upon OwO the x3 pwatfowm, :33 'twixt eleven ÚwÚ and x3 twewve, -I'll >w< visit you. -^.^ Aww. Our >_> duty ^-^ to >_> youw honyouw. -ÚwÚ Ham. Your >_> wuvs, as >_< minye ^-^ to you. >w< Faweweww. ->_< Exeunt [aww uWu but UwU Hamwet]. -UwU My >_< fathew's spiwit- in >w< awms? ^-^ Aww :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. -I x3 doubt >w< some ;;w;; fouw play. Wouwd OwO the night ;;w;; wewe x3 come! -;;w;; Tiww then ^-^ sit stiww, my ÚwÚ souw. ÚwÚ Fouw deeds uWu wiww ÚwÚ wise, -^-^ Though >w< aww OwO the :3 eawth xDD o'ewwhewm ;;w;; them, ^-^ to xDD men's OwO eyes. -UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the house >_> of x3 Powonyius. - -x3 Entew OwO Waewtes ÚwÚ and uWu Ophewia. - -Waew. UwU My xDD nyecessawies awe ^.^ embawk'd. >w< Faweweww. -And, ;;w;; sistew, as OwO the x3 winds ^w^ give benefit -And convoy :3 is ÚwÚ assistant, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< sweep, -But let me hear ^-^ fwom you. -Oph. Do you x3 doubt ÚwÚ that? -Waew. >_< Fow x3 Hamwet, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu twifwing >_> of his >_< favouw, -Hold ^.^ it :3 a x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 toy in bwood; -OwO A ;;w;; viowet in OwO the xDD youth >_> of ^-^ pwimy UwU nyatuwe, -uWu Fowwawd, ^.^ nyot OwO pewmanyent- ;;w;; sweet, ^.^ nyot uWu wasting; -The perfume ÚwÚ and xDD suppwiance >_> of :3 a >_< minyute; -:3 Nyo more. -Oph. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but so? -Waew. :33 Think ^.^ it nyo more. ->_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe x3 cwescent OwO does ^.^ nyot gwow :3 awonye -UwU In >w< thews ÚwÚ and bulk; uWu but as :3 this :33 tempwe ÚwÚ waxes, -The >_< inwawd service >_> of OwO the :33 mind ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw -UwU Gwows ^-^ wide :3 withaw. Perhaps ^.^ he loves you nyow, -And :3 nyow nyo soiw :3 nyow uWu cautew doth x3 besmiwch -The :3 viwtue >_> of his wiww; uWu but you >w< must feaw, -His greatness OwO weigh'd, his uWu wiww :3 is ^.^ nyot his own; ->_< Fow ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf :3 is :33 subject ^-^ to his uWu biwth. -ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, as unvalued persons uWu do, -:3 Cawve uWu fow himself, uWu fow uWu on his UwU choice depends -The >_> safety ÚwÚ and OwO heawth >_> of :3 this xDD whowe state, -And OwO thewefowe >w< must his UwU choice >w< be circumscrib'd -^.^ Unto OwO the >w< voice ÚwÚ and yielding >_> of UwU that ÚwÚ body -^.^ Wheweof ^.^ he :3 is OwO the head. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 says ^.^ he loves you, -^w^ It ^-^ fits >_> youw OwO wisdom OwO so :3 faw ^-^ to believe ^.^ it -UwU As ^.^ he in his pawticuwaw ^.^ act ÚwÚ and place -May ^w^ give his ^.^ saying uWu deed; ;;w;; which :3 is nyo further ->w< Than OwO the x3 main >w< voice >_> of :33 Denmawk :33 goes :3 withaw. -;;w;; Then ^.^ weigh what woss >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ may sustain ->w< If with xDD too :33 cwedent ear you list his songs, -Ow wose >_> youw xDD heawt, ^w^ ow >_> youw >_< chaste >_> tweasuwe open -ÚwÚ To his ^w^ unmast'wed importunity. -OwO Feaw it, :3 Ophewia, ;;w;; feaw it, my dear ;;w;; sistew, -And ^-^ keep you in OwO the rear >_> of >_> youw affection, -Out >_> of OwO the shot ÚwÚ and danger >_> of desire. -The chariest maid :3 is :33 pwodigaw enough ->w< If ^.^ she OwO unmask xDD hew x3 beauty ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ moon. -OwO Viwtue itsewf scopes ^.^ nyot ^.^ cawumnyious ^w^ stwokes. -The cankew ^.^ gawws OwO the OwO infants >_> of OwO the spwing -:3 Too ^w^ oft before theiw buttons >w< be ^-^ discwos'd, -And in OwO the ^w^ mown ÚwÚ and :3 wiquid OwO dew >_> of xDD youth -Contagious bwastments awe UwU most imminent. -Be wawy then; :33 best >_> safety :3 wies in fear. -^w^ Youth ^-^ to itsewf >_< webews, >w< though UwU nyonye ewse >w< nyeaw. -Oph. I uWu shaww th' :33 effect >_> of :3 this good lesson ^-^ keep -UwU As UwU watchman ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. But, good my :33 bwothew, -Do ^.^ nyot as >w< some ungwacious ÚwÚ pastows uWu do, -Show me OwO the ÚwÚ steep ÚwÚ and :33 thowny uWu way ^-^ to UwU heaven, -uWu Whiwes, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ puff'd ÚwÚ and reckless x3 wibewtinye, -Himsewf OwO the >w< pwimwose UwU path >_> of dalliance :33 tweads -And recks ^.^ nyot his >_> own uWu wede. -Waew. :33 O, ;;w;; feaw me :33 nyot! - -x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. - -I stay xDD too UwU wong. But here my fathew comes. -OwO A double xDD bwessing :3 is :3 a double ÚwÚ gwace; -uWu Occasion >_> smiwes x3 upon :3 a uWu second weave. -ÚwÚ Pow. >_> Yet ;;w;; hewe, >_< Waewtes? UwU Aboawd, >_< aboawd, uWu fow OwO shame! -The ^.^ wind OwO sits in OwO the shouwdew >_> of >_> youw >_> saiw, -And you awe :33 stay'd OwO fow. >w< Thewe- my xDD bwessing with thee! -And ^.^ these xDD few OwO pwecepts in >w< thy memowy -Wook :3 thou character. >w< Give >w< thy >_> thoughts nyo tongue, -Nyow ^-^ any UwU unpwopowtion'd ^w^ thought his ^-^ act. -Be :3 thou familiar, uWu but uWu by nyo :3 means vuwgaw: -Those fwiends :3 thou hast, ÚwÚ and theiw xDD adoption twied, ->w< Gwappwe them x3 unto >w< thy ^w^ souw with >_> hoops >_> of steel; -But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 duww >w< thy pawm with >_> entewtainment -x3 Of OwO each >w< nyew-hatch'd, unfledg'd comrade. >_< Bewawe -x3 Of entwance ^-^ to :3 a >_< quawwew; uWu but being ÚwÚ in, -Beaw't UwU that th' >_< opposed ^-^ may UwU bewawe >_> of thee. ->w< Give every man UwU thinye eaw, uWu but xDD few >w< thy ^.^ voice; -;;w;; Take OwO each ÚwÚ man's censure, uWu but ;;w;; wesewve >w< thy UwU judgment. -Costwy >w< thy :33 habit as >w< thy >_> puwse can x3 buy, -But ^.^ nyot ;;w;; expwess'd in ;;w;; fancy; rich, ^.^ nyot gaudy; ->_< Fow OwO the apparel ^w^ oft proclaims OwO the man, -And uWu they in Fwance >_> of OwO the :33 best :3 wank ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ station -uWu Awe UwU most ÚwÚ sewect ÚwÚ and x3 genyewous, >_> chief in ;;w;; that. -ÚwÚ Nyeithew :3 a >w< bowwowew :3 nyow :3 a ^.^ wendew ^w^ be; ->_< Fow woan ^w^ oft >w< woses uWu both itsewf ÚwÚ and OwO fwiend, -And >w< bowwowing dulls OwO the >_> edge >_> of husbandry. -:3 This :33 abuv xDD aww- ^-^ to UwU thinye >_> own uWu sewf >w< be true, -And ^.^ it >w< must x3 fowwow, as OwO the night OwO the day, -Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot then >w< be false ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD man. ->w< Faweweww. UwU My xDD bwessing season :3 this in thee! -Waew. uWu Most humbly ^-^ do I UwU take my leave, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Pow. The UwU time ^-^ invites you. Go, >_> youw ^-^ sewvants UwU tend. -Waew. Faweweww, :3 Ophewia, ÚwÚ and wemembew ;;w;; weww -What I ^.^ have ^w^ said ^-^ to you. -Oph. ^.^ 'Tis in my memowy lock'd, -And you yourself uWu shaww ^-^ keep OwO the ;;w;; key >_> of it. -Waew. >w< Faweweww. UwU Exit. -ÚwÚ Pow. What :33 is't, :3 Ophewia, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ said ^-^ to you? -Oph. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, xDD something ^w^ touching OwO the Wowd Hamlet. -ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; weww :3 bethought! -^.^ 'Tis told me ^.^ he ;;w;; hath vewy ^w^ oft >_> of ^.^ wate -x3 Given pwivate UwU time ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and you yourself ->_< Have >_> of >_> youw ^-^ audience >_< been UwU most free ÚwÚ and bounteous. ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; so- as OwO so 'tis >w< put uWu on uWu me, -And UwU that in uWu way >_> of uWu caution- I >w< must tell you -You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot undewstand yourself OwO so x3 cweawwy -UwU As ^.^ it uWu behouvs my daughter ÚwÚ and >_> youw honyouw. -What :3 is :3 between you? >w< Give me OwO up OwO the :33 twuth. -Oph. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my lord, >_> of ^.^ wate :3 made many >_< tendews -x3 Of his xDD affection ^-^ to >_> me. -ÚwÚ Pow. Affection? >w< Pooh! You speak >_< wike :3 a green girl, -;;w;; Unsifted in such perilous ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. -Do you believe his ^.^ tendews, as you caww >w< them? -Oph. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, my lord, what I shouwd xDD think, -ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, I uWu wiww teach xDD you! :33 Think yourself :3 a baby -:33 That you ^.^ have ta'en ^.^ these >_< tendews uWu fow OwO twue pay, -^w^ Which awe ^.^ nyot UwU stewwing. >_< Tendew yourself ^-^ mowe dearly, -Ow >w< (nyot ^-^ to >_< cwack OwO the ^.^ wind >_> of OwO the UwU poow phwase, -Running ^.^ it ;;w;; thus) ^w^ you'ww >w< tendew me :3 a >_> foow. -Oph. UwU My lord, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath importun'd me with love -UwU In honyouwabwe xDD fashion. -ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Ay, ^.^ fashion you ^-^ may caww it. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to! -Oph. And ;;w;; hath >w< given countenance ^-^ to his speech, my lord, -x3 With ^w^ awmost >w< aww OwO the holy >_< vows >_> of >_< heaven. -ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Ay, ^.^ spwinges ^-^ to catch UwU woodcocks! I ^-^ do >w< knyow, -When OwO the UwU bwood buwns, how :33 pwodigaw OwO the ^w^ souw ->w< Wends OwO the :33 tongue :33 vows. ^.^ These blazes, >_> daughtew, -UwU Giving ^-^ mowe ^.^ wight than ÚwÚ heat, :3 extinct in uWu both ->_< Even in theiw ;;w;; pwomise, as ^.^ it :3 is :3 a-making, -You >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU take uWu fow >w< fiwe. From :3 this UwU time -Be xDD something >_< scantew >_> of >_> youw OwO maiden presence. -ÚwÚ Set >_> youw ;;w;; entweatments at :3 a highew ^.^ wate ->w< Than :3 a xDD command ^-^ to :33 pawwey. >_< Fow Wowd x3 Hamwet, ->_< Bewieve OwO so >w< much in ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is young, -And with :3 a wawgew tether ^-^ may ^.^ he ÚwÚ wawk ->w< Than ^-^ may >w< be >w< given you. UwU In few, :3 Ophewia, -Do ^.^ nyot believe his ;;w;; vows; uWu fow uWu they awe OwO bwokews, -:3 Nyot >_> of UwU that ^-^ dye ;;w;; which theiw >w< investments show, -But mere >_< impwowatows >_> of unhowy suits, -Breathing >_< wike ^-^ sanctified ÚwÚ and UwU pious :3 bawds, -The better ^-^ to >_> beguiwe. :3 This :3 is uWu fow ÚwÚ aww: -I would ;;w;; nyot, in ;;w;; pwain terms, ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time :3 fowth ->_< Have you OwO so :3 swandew ^-^ any ;;w;; moment :3 weisuwe -UwU As ^-^ to ^w^ give uWu wowds ^w^ ow talk with OwO the Wowd Hamlet. -Wook to't, I chawge you. Come >_> youw xDD ways. -Oph. I uWu shaww uWu obey, my :33 wowd. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -xDD Ewsinyowe. The ÚwÚ pwatfowm before OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew x3 Hamwet, xDD Howatio, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mawcewwus. - -ÚwÚ Ham. The ÚwÚ aiw bites ^.^ shwewdwy; ^.^ it :3 is vewy cold. -How. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >w< nyipping ÚwÚ and OwO an OwO eagew air. -ÚwÚ Ham. What hour ^w^ nyow? -How. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it lacks >_> of twewve. ->w< Maw. No, ^.^ it :3 is struck. -How. :33 Indeed? I heard ^.^ it not. ^w^ It then dwaws ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the season -OwO Whewein OwO the spirit held his UwU wont ^-^ to walk. -OwO A flourish >_> of twumpets, ÚwÚ and two ;;w;; pieces >w< go UwU off. -What OwO does :3 this >_> mean, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. The UwU King doth :3 wake ^.^ to-nyight ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes his wouse, -uWu Keeps wassail, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD swagg'wing ^.^ upspwing reels, -And, as ^.^ he drains his >w< dwaughts >_> of ^-^ Whenyish down, -The OwO kettwedwum ÚwÚ and twumpet ;;w;; thus bway >_< out -The ;;w;; twiumph >_> of his ÚwÚ pwedge. -How. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a >w< custom? -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, UwU is't; -But ^-^ to my UwU mind, >w< though I x3 am ÚwÚ nyative here -And ^-^ to OwO the manner :33 bown, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU custom -Mowe UwU honyouw'd in OwO the :33 bweach than OwO the :33 obsewvance. -:3 This ;;w;; heavy-headed revel ^w^ east ÚwÚ and west -:3 Makes OwO us ÚwÚ twaduc'd ÚwÚ and >_> tax'd >_> of uWu othew x3 nyations; -^.^ They ^w^ cwip OwO us OwO dwunkawds ÚwÚ and with OwO swinyish ^.^ phwase -Soil ^-^ ouw >_> addition; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed ^.^ it ^-^ takes -From ^-^ ouw x3 achievements, >w< though xDD pewfowm'd at >_> height, -The ;;w;; pith ÚwÚ and :33 mawwow >_> of ^-^ ouw attwibute. -^w^ So ^w^ oft ^.^ it >_< chances in pawticuwaw x3 men -That, uWu fow >w< some OwO vicious ^-^ mowe >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe in ;;w;; them, -UwU As in theiw ÚwÚ biwth,- wherein uWu they awe ^.^ nyot guilty, -x3 Since ^-^ nyatuwe cannyot OwO choose his owigin,- -By OwO the xDD o'ewgwowth >_> of >w< some :3 compwexion, -Oft breaking ;;w;; down OwO the pawes ÚwÚ and >w< fowts >_> of reason, -Ow uWu by >w< some :33 habit UwU that xDD too >w< much ^.^ o'ewweavens -The fowm >_> of >_> pwausive xDD mannyews, UwU that ^.^ these x3 men -^.^ Cawwying, I ÚwÚ say, OwO the stamp >_> of ^-^ onye >w< defect, ->_> Being nature's x3 wivewy, ^w^ ow >_< fowtunye's >_< staw, -Their viwtues else- >w< be uWu they as ÚwÚ puwe as >w< gwace, -UwU As >_< infinyite as man ^-^ may OwO undewgo- -:33 Shaww in OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ censuwe UwU take :33 cowwuption -From UwU that pawticuwaw fault. The ^.^ dwam >_> of e'il -^-^ Doth >w< aww OwO the x3 nyobwe xDD substance >_< often >_< dout ÚwÚ To his >_> own scandal. - -x3 Entew xDD Ghost. - -How. Look, my lord, ^.^ it UwU comes! -ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Angews ÚwÚ and ^.^ minyistews >_> of OwO gwace ^w^ defend >_< us! -Be :3 thou :3 a spirit >_> of OwO heawth ^w^ ow goblin damn'd, ->_< Bwing with ÚwÚ thee aiws ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^w^ ow blasts ^-^ fwom >_< heww, -Be >w< thy ÚwÚ intents ;;w;; wicked ^w^ ow UwU chawitabwe, -Thou ;;w;; com'st in such :3 a questionable ^-^ shape -:33 That I uWu wiww speak ^-^ to thee. I'll caww ÚwÚ thee x3 Hamwet, -;;w;; King, fathew, :33 woyaw ÚwÚ Danye. :33 O, ÚwÚ answew x3 me? ->_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ^-^ buwst in :33 ignyowance, uWu but tell -UwU Why >w< thy canyonyiz'd OwO bonyes, hearsed in >_< death, ->_< Have ^-^ buwst theiw cewements; x3 why OwO the ^.^ sepuwchwe -OwO Whewein ^-^ we ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee x3 quietwy OwO inyuwn'd, -;;w;; Hath UwU op'd his x3 pondewous ÚwÚ and marble x3 jaws -ÚwÚ To UwU cast ÚwÚ thee OwO up again. What ^-^ may :3 this UwU mean -:33 That thou, UwU dead cowse, UwU again in complete steel, -Revisits ;;w;; thus OwO the gwimpses >_> of OwO the ^w^ moon, -:33 Making night ^-^ hideous, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we fools >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -^w^ So horridly ^-^ to >_< shake ^-^ ouw ^-^ disposition -x3 With >_> thoughts uWu beyond OwO the >_< weaches >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 souws? -Say, x3 why :3 is uWu this? >w< whewefowe? What shouwd ^-^ we x3 do? -^w^ Ghost ^.^ beckons Hamlet. -How. ^w^ It ^.^ beckons you ^-^ to >w< go away with it, -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< some impartment >_> did desiwe -ÚwÚ To you awonye. ->w< Maw. Wook with what courteous >w< action -^w^ It xDD waves you ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ mowe wemuvd ground. -But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< go with ^.^ it! -How. No, uWu by nyo means! -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I follow it. -How. Do ;;w;; nyot, my wowd! -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, what shouwd >w< be OwO the feaw? -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD set my life at :3 a ^.^ pin's fee; -And uWu fow my >_> souw, what can ^.^ it ^-^ do ^-^ to UwU that, ->_> Being :3 a xDD thing immortal as itself? -^w^ It xDD waves me :3 fowth again. I'll follow it. -How. What ^-^ if ^.^ it >_> tempt you towawd OwO the ^.^ fwood, my lord, -Ow ^-^ to OwO the dreadful summit >_> of OwO the x3 cwiff -:33 That beetles o'ew his base OwO into OwO the >_< sea, -And there assume >w< some xDD othew, horrible fowm -^w^ Which UwU might deprive >_> youw sovereignty >_> of reason -And dwaw you OwO into UwU madnyess? :33 Think >_> of it. -The vewy place ^-^ puts xDD toys >_> of ^.^ despewation, -Without ^-^ mowe ;;w;; motive, OwO into every bwain -:33 That looks OwO so many ^.^ fadoms ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ sea -And ÚwÚ heaws ^.^ it :3 woaw :33 benyeath. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It xDD waves me ^.^ stiww. -uWu Go x3 on. I'll follow thee. ->w< Maw. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. Hold x3 off >_> youw ÚwÚ hands! -How. Be x3 wuw'd. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My >w< fate x3 cwies >_< out -And makes OwO each :33 petty artire in :3 this ÚwÚ body -UwU As hawdy as OwO the ;;w;; Nyemean >_< wion's xDD nyewve. ->_< [Ghost xDD beckons.] -OwO Stiww x3 am I caww'd. OwO Unhand uWu me, >_< gentwemen. -By UwU heaven, I'll ^-^ make :3 a ghost >_> of him UwU that UwU wets >_< me!- -I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ away!- uWu Go x3 on. I'll follow thee. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ Ghost ÚwÚ and Hamlet. -How. ÚwÚ He >_< waxes desperate with xDD imaginyation. ->w< Maw. Let's OwO fowwow. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot x3 fit ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^-^ obey >_> him. -How. >_< Have >w< aftew. ÚwÚ To what xDD issue ;;w;; waiw :3 this ^.^ come? ->w< Maw. OwO Something :3 is rotten in OwO the OwO state >_> of x3 Denmawk. -How. xDD Heaven uWu wiww direct it. ->w< Maw. ;;w;; Nyay, wet's follow >_> him. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :3 V. -xDD Ewsinyowe. The Castle. >_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fowtifications. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Ghost ÚwÚ and Hamlet. - -ÚwÚ Ham. Whither xDD wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; wead x3 me? xDD Speak! I'll >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. -xDD Ghost. >_< Mawk >_> me. -ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww. -xDD Ghost. UwU My hour :3 is ^w^ awmost xDD come, -When I ^-^ to ÚwÚ suwph'wous ÚwÚ and tormenting ^.^ fwames -Must render OwO up ^-^ mysewf. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ÚwÚ ghost! -xDD Ghost. UwU Pity me ;;w;; nyot, uWu but lend >w< thy uWu sewious hearing -ÚwÚ To what I uWu shaww >_> unfowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Speak. I x3 am bound ^-^ to heaw. -xDD Ghost. ^w^ So art :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ wevenge, when :3 thou ^-^ shawt heaw. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ What? -xDD Ghost. I x3 am >w< thy >_< fathew's ^.^ spiwit, -Doom'd uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain term ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk OwO the night, -And uWu fow OwO the :3 day :3 confin'd ^-^ to fast in xDD fiwes, -;;w;; Tiww OwO the ;;w;; fouw >w< cwimes x3 donye in my >_< days >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -uWu Awe buwnt ÚwÚ and purg'd >_> away. But UwU that I x3 am fowbid -ÚwÚ To tell OwO the >_> secwets >_> of my pwison OwO house, -I :33 couwd :3 a xDD tawe ^-^ unfowd uWu whose :33 wightest >_> wowd -Wouwd harrow OwO up >w< thy >_> souw, ^w^ fweeze >w< thy x3 young blood, -UwU Make >w< thy two >_> eyes, >_< wike staws, start ^-^ fwom theiw >_< sphewes, -x3 Thy knyotted ÚwÚ and >_> combinyed wocks ^-^ to UwU pawt, -And OwO each pawticuwaw >_< haiw ^-^ to ^.^ stand OwO an ^-^ end -;;w;; Wike quiwws x3 upon OwO the fretful :3 powpentinye. -But :3 this eternal UwU bwazon >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be -ÚwÚ To ears >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. xDD Wist, wist, :33 O, list! ->w< If :3 thou didst >w< evew >w< thy dear fathew love- -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O God! -xDD Ghost. ^w^ Wevenge his ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw :3 muwthew. -ÚwÚ Ham. Murther? -xDD Ghost. x3 Muwthew UwU most :3 fouw, as in OwO the :33 best ^.^ it >_> is; -But :3 this UwU most :3 fouw, stwange, ÚwÚ and unnatural. -ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Haste me ^-^ to UwU knyow't, UwU that OwO I, with x3 wings as swift -UwU As meditation ^w^ ow OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of love, -May ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to my wevenge. -xDD Ghost. I find ÚwÚ thee OwO apt; -And >_< duwwew shouldst :3 thou >w< be than OwO the UwU fat weed -:33 That rots itsewf in >_> ease uWu on >_> Wethe wharf, -Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 stiw in ÚwÚ this. Nyow, x3 Hamwet, heaw. -^.^ 'Tis >w< given >_< out UwU that, sweeping in my owchawd, -OwO A sewpent stung >_> me. ^w^ So OwO the xDD whowe ear >_> of :33 Denmawk -^-^ Is uWu by :3 a forged ^-^ pwocess >_> of my death -Rankly ^-^ abus'd. But >w< knyow, :3 thou x3 nyobwe youth, -The sewpent UwU that >_> did sting >w< thy >_< fathew's life -Nyow weaws his ^w^ cwown. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O my ;;w;; pwophetic UwU souw! -UwU My uncle? -xDD Ghost. >w< Ay, UwU that incestuous, UwU that :33 aduwtewate >_> beast, -x3 With OwO witchcwaft >_> of his wit, with twaitowous ^.^ gifts- -:3 O ;;w;; wicked ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gifts, UwU that ^.^ have OwO the power -^w^ So ^-^ to :3 seduce!- xDD won ^-^ to his shameful wust -The uWu wiww >_> of my UwU most UwU seeming-viwtuous >w< queen. -:3 O x3 Hamwet, what :3 a fawwing-off ÚwÚ was there, -From uWu me, uWu whose love ÚwÚ was >_> of UwU that >w< dignyity -:33 That ^.^ it went hand in hand x3 even with OwO the x3 vow -I :3 made ^-^ to xDD hew in mawwiage, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to decline -:3 Upon :3 a ÚwÚ wwetch uWu whose :3 nyatuwaw x3 gifts ;;w;; wewe UwU poow -ÚwÚ To x3 those >_> of >_< minye! -But uWu viwtue, as ^.^ it never uWu wiww >w< be mov'd, -^-^ Though lewdness couwt ^.^ it in :3 a ^-^ shape >_> of UwU heaven, -^w^ So >w< wust, >w< though ^-^ to :3 a radiant :3 angew OwO wink'd, -uWu Wiww :3 sate itsewf in :3 a celestial bed -And uWu pwey uWu on garbage. -But ^.^ soft! >w< methinks I scent OwO the xDD mownying air. -ÚwÚ Bwief let me UwU be. >w< Sweeping within my owchawd, -UwU My UwU custom :33 awways >_> of OwO the ^-^ aftewnyoon, -:3 Upon my secure hour >w< thy uncwe OwO stowe, -x3 With x3 juice >_> of x3 cuwsed ^-^ hebonya in :3 a UwU viaw, -And in OwO the >_> powches >_> of my ears >_> did pouw -The ÚwÚ wepewous xDD distiwment; uWu whose :33 effect -uWu Howds such OwO an :33 enmity with UwU bwood >_> of man -:33 That swift as quicksiwveww ^.^ it courses OwO thwough -The :3 nyatuwaw ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and alleys >_> of OwO the body, -And with :3 a ^w^ sudden vigouw ^.^ it doth ^w^ posset -And cuwd, >_< wike OwO eagew :3 dwoppings OwO into milk, -The xDD thin ÚwÚ and >_> whowesome bwood. ^w^ So >_> did ^.^ it mine; -And :3 a UwU most x3 instant uWu tettew ÚwÚ bawk'd >w< about, -uWu Most >_> wazaw-wike, with :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ woathsome crust -^-^ Aww my ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ body. -ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ was OwO I, >_> sweeping, uWu by :3 a >_< bwothew's hand -x3 Of xDD wife, >_> of UwU cwown, >_> of queen, at UwU once ^-^ dispatch'd; -xDD Cut x3 off x3 even in OwO the blossoms >_> of my uWu sin, -x3 Unhous'wed, :33 disappointed, unanel'd, -:3 Nyo >_< weckonying made, uWu but x3 sent ^-^ to my >_< account -x3 With >w< aww my impewfections uWu on my head. -ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, uWu howwibwe! :33 O, uWu howwibwe! UwU most uWu howwibwe! -xDD Ghost. >w< If :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ nyatuwe in ^.^ thee, bear ^.^ it not. ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 woyaw bed >_> of :33 Denmawk >w< be -OwO A ^w^ couch uWu fow ;;w;; wuxuwy ÚwÚ and damned ;;w;; incest. -But, >_< howsoevew :3 thou >_< puwsuest :3 this ^-^ act, -Taint ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU mind, :3 nyow let >w< thy ^w^ souw contrive -uWu Against >w< thy mothew ^.^ aught. Weave xDD hew ^-^ to UwU heaven, -And ^-^ to x3 those thorns UwU that in xDD hew uWu bosom lodge -ÚwÚ To :3 pwick ÚwÚ and sting :3 hew. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww at ^-^ once. -The ^.^ gwowwowm >w< shows OwO the matin ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw -And :3 gins ^-^ to OwO pawe his unyeffectuaw >w< fiwe. -Adieu, OwO adieu, ;;w;; adieu! Wemembew >_> me. UwU Exit. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O >w< aww you host >_> of uWu heaven! :3 O earth! What xDD ewse? -And uWu shaww I x3 coupwe xDD heww? ^-^ Howd, >_< howd, my >_< heawt! -And you, my sinews, gwow ^.^ nyot x3 instant >_> owd, -But bear me xDD stiffwy :33 up. Wemembew OwO thee? ->w< Ay, :3 thou UwU poow ^.^ ghost, >_< whiwe memowy howds :3 a x3 seat -UwU In :3 this ^.^ distwacted ^-^ gwobe. Wemembew OwO thee? -xDD Yea, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ tabwe >_> of my memowy -I'll wipe away >w< aww twiviaw OwO fond records, -^-^ Aww >w< saws >_> of ^-^ books, >w< aww forms, >w< aww pressures ÚwÚ past -:33 That xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_< obsewvation copied there, -And >w< thy ^.^ commandment >w< aww :3 awonye uWu shaww live -xDD Within OwO the book ÚwÚ and vowume >_> of my ^-^ bwain, -^.^ Unmix'd with baser OwO mattew. x3 Yes, uWu by uWu heaven! -:3 O UwU most pernicious woman! -:3 O viwwain, viwwain, smiling, damned viwwain! -UwU My UwU tabwes! UwU Meet ^.^ it :3 is I xDD set ^.^ it ;;w;; down -:33 That ^-^ onye ^-^ may >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a villain; -^.^ At :33 weast I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be OwO so in x3 Denmawk. [Wwites.] -UwU So, uncwe, there you >_> awe. Nyow ^-^ to my uWu wowd: -^w^ It :3 is 'Adieu, ;;w;; adieu! Wemembew ;;w;; me.' -I ^.^ have uWu swown't. -How. (within) UwU My lord, my wowd! - -x3 Entew :3 Howatio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mawcewwus. - ->w< Maw. Wowd ;;w;; Hamwet! -How. xDD Heaven secure :3 him! -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So >w< be ^.^ it! ->w< Maw. Iwwo, ^w^ ho, ^w^ ho, my wowd! -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Hiwwo, ^w^ ho, ^w^ ho, :33 boy! ^w^ Come, bird, come. ->w< Maw. OwO How :33 is't, my x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? -How. What UwU nyews, my UwU wowd? ->w< Maw. :33 O, wondewfuw! -How. Good my lord, tell it. -ÚwÚ Ham. No, you uWu wiww >w< weveaw it. -How. :3 Nyot OwO I, my lord, uWu by uWu heaven! ->w< Maw. Nyow OwO I, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How uWu say you ^.^ then? Wouwd OwO heawt >_> of man UwU once ÚwÚ think it? -But ^w^ you'ww >w< be secret? -Both. >w< Ay, uWu by UwU heaven, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. There's neer :3 a villain dwelling in >w< aww :33 Denmawk -But :33 he's OwO an :33 awwant knave. -How. Thewe ^.^ nyeeds nyo ^.^ ghost, my lord, come ^-^ fwom OwO the grave -ÚwÚ To tell OwO us ÚwÚ this. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, OwO wight! You awe in OwO the OwO wight! -And so, ^-^ without ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ciwcumstance at aww, -I howd ^.^ it x3 fit UwU that ^-^ we >_< shake ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and part; -:3 You, as >_> youw ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and desires uWu shaww point you, ->_< Fow every man ;;w;; hath ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and desiwe, -Such as ^.^ it >_> is; ÚwÚ and uWu fow my >_> own UwU poow UwU pawt, -Wook you, I'll >w< go ^-^ pway. -How. ^.^ These awe uWu but wiwd ÚwÚ and UwU whiwwing x3 wowds, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu they offend you, ;;w;; heawtiwy; -x3 Yes, :33 faith, ^w^ heawtiwy. -How. There's nyo offence, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Yes, uWu by x3 Saint Patrick, uWu but there ;;w;; is, xDD Howatio, -And >w< much OwO offence ^w^ too. xDD Touching :3 this >w< vision ;;w;; hewe, -^w^ It :3 is OwO an >w< honyest ^.^ ghost, UwU that let me tell you. ->_< Fow >_> youw desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow what :3 is :3 between >w< us, -O'ermaster't as you OwO may. And nyow, good fwiends, -UwU As you awe fwiends, x3 schowaws, ÚwÚ and soldiers, ->w< Give me ^-^ onye UwU poow request. -How. What :33 is't, my UwU wowd? We uWu wiww. -ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Nyevew ^-^ make OwO knyown what you ^.^ have uWu seen to-nyight. -Both. UwU My lord, ^-^ we uWu wiww not. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :33 sweaw't. -How. UwU In :33 faith, -UwU My lord, ^.^ nyot :3 I. ->w< Maw. Nyow OwO I, my wowd- in ;;w;; faith. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Upon my ^w^ swowd. ->w< Maw. We ^.^ have >_> swown, my lord, awweady. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Indeed, x3 upon my ;;w;; swowd, :3 indeed. - -^w^ Ghost x3 cwies uWu undew OwO the stage. - -xDD Ghost. ^-^ Sweaw. -ÚwÚ Ham. Aha OwO boy, xDD say'st :3 thou so? Awt :3 thou there, twuepenny? -Come :33 on! You hear :3 this :3 fewwow in OwO the cellarage. -uWu Consent ^-^ to uWu sweaw. -How. Propose OwO the ^-^ oath, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Nyevew ^-^ to speak >_> of :3 this UwU that you ^.^ have xDD seen. -OwO Sweaw uWu by my ^w^ swowd. -xDD Ghost. :33 [benyeath] ^-^ Sweaw. -ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Hic xDD et ^w^ ubique? ;;w;; Then ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ shift ^-^ ouw ground. -Come hithew, gentlemen, -And uWu way >_> youw ^.^ hands UwU again x3 upon my ^w^ swowd. -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to speak >_> of :3 this UwU that you ^.^ have uWu heawd: -OwO Sweaw uWu by my ^w^ swowd. -xDD Ghost. :33 [benyeath] OwO Sweaw uWu by his ^w^ swowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ Weww said, ^.^ owd ;;w;; mowe! OwO Canst wowk >w< i' th' :3 eawth OwO so ^w^ fast? -OwO A >w< wowthy pionyew! >w< Once ^-^ mowe OwO wemuv, good friends." -How. :3 O :3 day ÚwÚ and night, uWu but :3 this :3 is :3 wondwous stwange! -ÚwÚ Ham. And OwO thewefowe as :3 a ^w^ stwangew ^w^ give ^.^ it welcome. -Thewe awe ^-^ mowe >w< things in >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, xDD Howatio, ->w< Than awe dreamt >_> of in >_> youw ^w^ phiwosophy. -But x3 come! -Here, as OwO befowe, OwO nyevew, OwO so ^w^ hewp you >w< mewcy, -OwO How ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ ow uWu odd ÚwÚ soe'ew I bear ^-^ mysewf -UwU (As I UwU pewchance heweaftew uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^.^ meet -ÚwÚ To >w< put OwO an antic ^-^ disposition OwO on), -:33 That you, at such xDD times >_< seeing uWu me, never ^-^ shaww, -x3 With ÚwÚ awms encumb'red thus, ^w^ ow :3 this :33 head-shake, -Ow uWu by pronouncing >_> of >w< some doubtfuw phwase, -UwU As 'Weww, well, ^-^ we know,' ^w^ ow x3 'We UwU couwd, OwO an ^-^ if ^-^ we >_> wouwd,' -Ow OwO 'If ^-^ we list ^-^ to xDD speak,' ^w^ ow >w< 'Thewe ^.^ be, OwO an ^-^ if uWu they >_> might,' -Ow such ^-^ ambiguous giving out, ^-^ to ^-^ nyote -:33 That you xDD knyow >w< aught >_> of :3 me- :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu do, -^w^ So OwO gwace ÚwÚ and UwU mewcy at >_> youw UwU most :3 nyeed ^w^ hewp you, -^-^ Sweaw. -xDD Ghost. :33 [benyeath] ^-^ Sweaw. -^.^ [They swear.] -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO West, rest, xDD pewtuwbed spirit! UwU So, gentlemen, -x3 With >w< aww my love I ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to OwO you; -And what OwO so UwU poow :3 a man as Hamlet :3 is -May ^-^ do x3 t' express his love ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwiending ^-^ to you, -:3 God willing, uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wack. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go in >_< togethew; -And still >_> youw fingers uWu on >_> youw wips, I ^-^ pway. -The UwU time :3 is >_< out >_> of :3 joint. :3 O x3 cuwsed ^-^ spite -:33 That >w< evew I ÚwÚ was :3 bown ^-^ to xDD set ^.^ it OwO wight! -;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, wet's >w< go >w< togethew. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Act >_> II. Scene :3 I. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the house >_> of x3 Powonyius. - -x3 Entew :33 Powonyius ÚwÚ and OwO Weynyawdo. - -ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Give him :3 this money ÚwÚ and ^.^ these uWu nyotes, OwO Weynyawdo. -:3 Wey. I wiww, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Pow. You uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ mawveww's ^w^ wisewy, good ^.^ Weynyawdo, -Before You >w< visit ^w^ him, ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< inquiwe -x3 Of his behaviouw. -:3 Wey. UwU My lord, I >_> did intend it. -ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; weww said, vewy ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. Wook you, ;;w;; siw, -^-^ Enquiwe me ^.^ fiwst what ^w^ Danskews awe in >_> Pawis; -And ;;w;; how, ÚwÚ and :3 who, what means, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe uWu they ^-^ keep, -What ^.^ company, at what x3 expense; ÚwÚ and >_< finding -By :3 this :33 encompassment ÚwÚ and drift >_> of xDD question -:33 That uWu they ^-^ do xDD knyow my UwU son, come you ^-^ mowe nearer ->w< Than >_> youw pawticuwaw demands uWu wiww ^.^ touch it. -;;w;; Take you, as >_> 'twewe, >w< some distant knowledge >_> of him; -UwU As thus, OwO 'I xDD knyow his fathew ÚwÚ and his fwiends, -And in part :33 him.' Do you mark this, ;;w;; Weynyawdo? -:3 Wey. >w< Ay, vewy well, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Pow. ;;w;; 'And in part ^w^ him, but,' you ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, :33 'nyot :33 weww. -But ^w^ if't >w< be ^.^ he I >_> mean, :33 he's vewy wiwd -Addicted OwO so ÚwÚ and so'; ÚwÚ and there >w< put uWu on him -What :33 fowgewies you pwease; >w< mawwy, UwU nyonye OwO so :3 wank -UwU As ^-^ may ^-^ dishonyouw x3 him- UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of UwU that; -But, ;;w;; siw, such UwU wanton, wild, ÚwÚ and >_< usuaw uWu swips -UwU As awe companyions nyoted ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO knyown -ÚwÚ To xDD youth ÚwÚ and :33 wibewty. -:3 Wey. UwU As gaming, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ^.^ dwinking, fencing, swearing, UwU quawwewwing, -Dwabbing. You ^-^ may >w< go OwO so ;;w;; faw. -:3 Wey. UwU My lord, UwU that would ^-^ dishonyouw >_> him. -ÚwÚ Pow. OwO Faith, no, as you ^-^ may season ^.^ it in OwO the :33 chawge. -You >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< put another OwO scandaw uWu on ^w^ him, -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is open ^-^ to :3 incontinyency. -^.^ That's ^.^ nyot my meaning. But bweathe his faults OwO so quaintwy -:33 That uWu they ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem OwO the >_> taints >_> of wibewty, -The flash ÚwÚ and OwO outbweak >_> of :3 a :33 fiewy UwU mind, -OwO A x3 savagenyess in unreclaimed blood, -x3 Of ^w^ genyewaw assauwt. -:3 Wey. But, my good wowd- -ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Whewefowe shouwd you ^-^ do uWu this? -:3 Wey. >w< Ay, my lord, -I would xDD knyow ;;w;; that. -ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >w< hewe's my ;;w;; dwift, -And I believe ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ fetch >_> of wawwant. -You x3 waying ^.^ these ^w^ swight suwwies uWu on my :3 son -UwU As 'twere :3 a xDD thing :3 a wittwe >_> soiw'd >w< i' th' >_> wowking, ->_< Mawk you, -Your party in ÚwÚ convewse, him you would ^w^ sound, -Having >w< evew uWu seen in OwO the prenominate >w< cwimes -The xDD youth you bweathe >_> of guilty, >w< be assur'd -ÚwÚ He cwoses with you in :3 this x3 consequence: -'Good ^-^ siw,' ^w^ ow so, ^w^ ow :3 'fwiend,' ^w^ ow >_< 'gentweman'- ->_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ phwase ^w^ ow OwO the >w< addition -x3 Of man ÚwÚ and uWu countwy- -:3 Wey. Very uWu good, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Pow. And then, ;;w;; siw, OwO does UwU 'a this- UwU 'a ^-^ does- What ÚwÚ was I about ^-^ to ^w^ say? -By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to uWu say something! :3 Whewe >_> did I weave? -:3 Wey. ^.^ At >_< 'cwoses in OwO the ^w^ consequence,' at :33 'fwiend ^w^ ow OwO so,' ÚwÚ and -gentweman.' -ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ At >_< 'cwoses in OwO the ;;w;; consequence'- >w< Ay, marry! -ÚwÚ He cwoses ^.^ thus: OwO 'I xDD knyow OwO the gentleman. -I ^-^ saw him x3 yestewday, ^w^ ow x3 t'othew day, -Ow then, ^w^ ow then, with such ^w^ ow ;;w;; such; :3 and, as you ÚwÚ say, -Thewe ÚwÚ was UwU 'a gaming; there >w< o'ewtook :33 in's rouse; -Thewe fawwing >_< out at OwO tennyis'; ^w^ ow UwU pewchance, -OwO 'I ^-^ saw him ÚwÚ entew such :3 a house >_> of UwU sawe,' -Videlicet, :3 a :33 bwothew, ^w^ ow OwO so fowth. -^w^ See you >w< nyow- -Your :33 bait >_> of :3 fawsehood ^-^ takes :3 this xDD cawp >_> of OwO twuth; -And ;;w;; thus ^-^ do ^-^ we >_> of OwO wisdom ÚwÚ and >_> of ÚwÚ weach, -x3 With windwasses ÚwÚ and with UwU assays >_> of ^w^ bias, -By ÚwÚ indiwections find directions >_< out. -UwU So, uWu by my fowmew >_< wectuwe ÚwÚ and >_< advice, -:33 Shaww you my :33 son. You ^.^ have uWu me, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot -:3 Wey. UwU My lord, I have. -ÚwÚ Pow. :3 God OwO b' wi' >_< ye, fare ye well! -:3 Wey. Good my wowd! [Going.] -ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Obsewve his UwU incwinyation in OwO youwsewf. -:3 Wey. I ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Pow. And let him xDD pwy his UwU music. -:3 Wey. Weww, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Faweweww! -Exit OwO Weynyawdo. - -x3 Entew uWu Ophewia. - -OwO How nyow, >w< Ophewia? What's OwO the matter? -Oph. :3 O my lord, my lord, I ^.^ have >_< been OwO so affrighted! -ÚwÚ Pow. x3 With what, >w< i' th' name >_> of :3 God I -Oph. UwU My lord, as I ÚwÚ was sewing in my ;;w;; cwoset, -Wowd x3 Hamwet, with his ÚwÚ doubwet >w< aww unbrac'd, -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ hat x3 upon his uWu head, his >_< stockings fouw'd, ->w< Ungawt'wed, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ down-gyved ^-^ to his ankwe; -Pale as his ÚwÚ shiwt, his knyees OwO knyocking OwO each xDD othew, -And with :3 a ÚwÚ wook OwO so >w< piteous in purport -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been loosed >_< out >_> of heww -ÚwÚ To speak >_> of OwO howwows- ^.^ he comes before >_> me. -ÚwÚ Pow. >_> Mad uWu fow >w< thy love? -Oph. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, -But ^.^ twuwy I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw it. -ÚwÚ Pow. What ^w^ said x3 he? -Oph. ÚwÚ He took me uWu by OwO the ^-^ wwist ÚwÚ and held me >_> hawd; -;;w;; Then :33 goes ^.^ he ^-^ to OwO the wength >_> of >w< aww his arm, -And, with his uWu othew hand ;;w;; thus o'ew his brow, -ÚwÚ He ^.^ fawws ^-^ to such perusal >_> of my ;;w;; face -UwU As ^.^ he would dwaw it. Wong :33 stay'd ^.^ he ÚwÚ so. -^.^ At ^w^ wast, :3 a wittwe uWu shaking >_> of >_< minye arm, -And ÚwÚ thwice his head ;;w;; thus waving OwO up ÚwÚ and down, -ÚwÚ He rais'd :3 a sigh OwO so >w< piteous ÚwÚ and :3 pwofound -UwU As ^.^ it >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to shattew >w< aww his ÚwÚ buwk -And ^-^ end his being. :33 That >_< donye, ^.^ he UwU wets me ÚwÚ go, -And with his head xDD uvw his shouwdew tuwn'd -ÚwÚ He >w< seem'd ^-^ to find his uWu way ^-^ without his >_> eyes, ->_< Fow >_< out o' :33 doows ^.^ he went ^-^ without theiw ^w^ hewp -And ^-^ to OwO the last uWu bended theiw ^.^ wight uWu on >_> me. -ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Come, >w< go with >_> me. I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek OwO the King. -:3 This :3 is OwO the vewy ecstasy >_> of love, -uWu Whose viowent property fordoes itsewf -And weads OwO the uWu wiww ^-^ to desperate ;;w;; undewtakings -UwU As ^w^ oft as ^-^ any passion uWu undew >w< heaven -:33 That OwO does affwict ^-^ ouw nyatuwes. I x3 am >w< sowwy. ->_> What, ^.^ have you >w< given him ^-^ any ^-^ hawd uWu wowds >_> of OwO wate? -Oph. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ;;w;; but, as you >_> did ^.^ command, -I >_> did uWu wepew his letters ÚwÚ and ;;w;; denyied -His access ^-^ to >_> me. -ÚwÚ Pow. :33 That ;;w;; hath :3 made him ^w^ mad. -I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that with better ^w^ heed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ judgment -I xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; quoted >_> him. I >_< feaw'd ^.^ he >_> did uWu but twifwe -And meant ^-^ to wrack thee; uWu but OwO beshwew my jealousy! -By UwU heaven, ^.^ it :3 is as pwopew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 age -ÚwÚ To UwU cast uWu beyond uWu ouwsewves in ^-^ ouw opinyions -UwU As ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ common uWu fow OwO the ^.^ youngew sort -ÚwÚ To wack discretion. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to OwO the King. -:3 This >w< must >w< be >_> knyown; which, being ^-^ kept OwO cwose, UwU might move -Mowe >w< gwief ^-^ to hide than UwU hate ^-^ to xDD uttew wuv. -x3 Come. -OwO Exeunt. - -Scene >_> II. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. - -:33 Fwouwish. ÚwÚ [Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu Queen, x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn, ;;w;; cum ^w^ awiis. - -King. Wewcome, dear x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. ->w< Moweuvw UwU that ^-^ we >w< much >_> did wong ^-^ to UwU see you, -The :3 nyeed ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to ;;w;; use you >_> did >_< pwovoke -Our ^-^ hasty UwU sending. OwO Something ^.^ have you heard -x3 Of UwU Hamwet's uWu twansfowmation. ^w^ So I caww it, -;;w;; Sith :3 nyow th' ^.^ extewiow :3 nyow OwO the >_< inwawd man -uWu Wesembwes UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. What ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ be, -Mowe than his >_< fathew's >_< death, UwU that ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath >w< put him -^w^ So >w< much ^-^ fwom th' understanding >_> of himself, -I cannyot ^-^ dweam >_> of. I entweat you uWu both -That, being >_> of OwO so x3 young cways ^w^ bwought OwO up with ^w^ him, -And >_< since OwO so neighbour'd ^-^ to his xDD youth ÚwÚ and xDD haviouw, -:33 That you OwO vouchsafe >_> youw west here in ^-^ ouw couwt -uWu Some wittwe time; OwO so uWu by >_> youw ^w^ companyies -ÚwÚ To dwaw him uWu on ^-^ to pleasures, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 gathew -^w^ So >w< much as ^-^ fwom >w< occasion you ^-^ may xDD gwean, -:3 Whethew >w< aught ^-^ to OwO us uWu unknyown :33 affwicts him ;;w;; thus -That, :3 open'd, :3 wies within ^-^ ouw wemedy. -Queen. Good gentlemen, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< much >w< tawk'd >_> of you, -And ^w^ suwe I x3 am two x3 men there awe ^.^ nyot :3 wiving -ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he ^-^ mowe adhewes. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease you -ÚwÚ To show OwO us OwO so >w< much ^w^ gentwy ÚwÚ and good uWu wiww -UwU As ^-^ to xDD expend >_> youw UwU time with OwO us :3 awhiwe ->_< Fow OwO the :3 suppwy ÚwÚ and >w< pwofit >_> of ^-^ ouw hope, -Your visitation uWu shaww weceive such ^w^ thanks -UwU As ^-^ fits :3 a :3 king's remembrance. -^-^ Wos. Both >_> youw uWu Majesties -^-^ Might, uWu by OwO the x3 suvweign power you ^.^ have >_> of >w< us, -x3 Put >_> youw ;;w;; dwead ÚwÚ pweasuwes ^-^ mowe OwO into xDD command ->w< Than ^-^ to ^w^ entweaty. -Guiw. But ^-^ we uWu both uWu obey, -And here ^w^ give OwO up >w< ouwsewves, in OwO the :33 fuww ^-^ bent, -ÚwÚ To uWu way ^-^ ouw service ^-^ fweewy at >_> youw OwO feet, -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ commanded. -King. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and gentwe ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. -Queen. ÚwÚ Thanks, Guiwdenstewn ÚwÚ and gentwe ^-^ Wosencwantz. -And I uWu beseech you OwO instantwy ^-^ to >w< visit -UwU My xDD too >w< much >_< changed son.- Go, >w< some >_> of you, -And bwing ^.^ these gentlemen xDD whewe Hamlet is. -Guiw. Heavens ^-^ make ^-^ ouw :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw pwactices ->_> Pweasant ÚwÚ and UwU hewpfuw ^-^ to :3 him! -Queen. >w< Ay, OwO amen! ->_< Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn, [with >w< some -Attendants]. - -x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. - -ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ Th' ambassadors ^-^ fwom :3 Nyowway, my good lord, -uWu Awe joyfuwwy ;;w;; wetuwn'd. -King. Thou still x3 hast >_< been OwO the fathew >_> of good news. -ÚwÚ Pow. >_< Have OwO I, my UwU wowd? ;;w;; Assuwe you, my good UwU wiege, -I howd my >_> duty as I howd my >_> souw, -Both ^-^ to my :3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my >_< gwacious king; -And I ^-^ do ^w^ think- ^w^ ow ewse :3 this bwain >_> of >_< minye -:3 Hunts ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ twaiw >_> of powicy OwO so ^w^ suwe -UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 us'd ^-^ to :33 do- UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; found -The vewy cause >_> of UwU Hamwet's >_> wunyacy. -King. :33 O, speak >_> of >w< that! :33 That ^-^ do I wong ^-^ to heaw. -ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Give ^.^ fiwst admittance ^-^ to th' x3 ambassadows. -UwU My UwU nyews uWu shaww >w< be OwO the fwuit ^-^ to UwU that gweat ^-^ feast. -King. :33 Thysewf ^-^ do OwO gwace ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and bwing them in. -xDD [Exit Powonyius.] -ÚwÚ He uWu tewws uWu me, my dear >_< Gewtwude, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found -The head ÚwÚ and souwce >_> of >w< aww >_> youw son's ÚwÚ distempew. -Queen. I x3 doubt ^.^ it :3 is nyo uWu othew uWu but OwO the :33 main, -His >_< fathew's death ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw o'ewhasty marriage. -King. Weww, ^-^ we uWu shaww sift >_> him. - -x3 Entew UwU Powonyius, uWu Vowtemand, ÚwÚ and Cornelius. - -Wewcome, my good >_< fwiends. -Say, uWu Vowtemand, what ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw bwothew Nyowway? -UwU Vowt. uWu Most fair xDD wetuwn >_> of UwU gweetings ÚwÚ and desiwes. -:3 Upon ^-^ ouw :33 fiwst, ^.^ he x3 sent >_< out ^-^ to suppwess -His nyephew's levies; ;;w;; which ^-^ to him appeaw'd -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a pwepawation >w< 'gainst OwO the Polack, -But better ^.^ wook'd UwU into, ^.^ he ^.^ twuwy ;;w;; found -^w^ It ÚwÚ was x3 against >_> youw xDD Highnyess; ;;w;; wheweat griev'd, -:33 That OwO so his sicknyess, ^-^ age, ÚwÚ and impotence ->_> Was falsely ÚwÚ bownye in ;;w;; hand, >_> sends >_< out awwests -uWu On ^w^ Fowtinbwas; ;;w;; which >_< he, in brief, ^-^ obeys, -:3 Weceives webuke ^-^ fwom :3 Nyowway, :3 and, in fine, -:3 Makes x3 vow before his uncwe never ^-^ mowe -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give th' >w< assay >_> of ÚwÚ awms x3 against >_> youw Majesty. -uWu Wheweon ^.^ owd :3 Nyowway, overcome with joy, -Gives him three ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns in annual >_< fee -And his :33 commission ^-^ to x3 empwoy x3 those soldiers, -^w^ So ;;w;; wevied as OwO befowe, x3 against OwO the >_> Powack; -x3 With OwO an uWu entweaty, hewein further UwU shown, -^.^ [Gives :3 a :3 papew.] -:33 That ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease you ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> quiet xDD pass -^.^ Thwough >_> youw UwU dominyions uWu fow :3 this OwO entewpwise, -uWu On such wegawds >_> of >_> safety ÚwÚ and allowance -UwU As :3 thewein awe xDD set down. -King. ^w^ It wikes OwO us ;;w;; weww; -And at ^-^ ouw ^-^ mowe consider'd UwU time ^w^ we'ww ^.^ wead, -xDD Answew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think x3 upon :3 this :33 businyess. -OwO Meantime ^-^ we :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw :3 weww-took xDD wabouw. -uWu Go ^-^ to >_> youw west; at night ^w^ we'ww feast >w< togethew. -uWu Most ^-^ wewcome x3 home! >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ Ambassadows. -ÚwÚ Pow. :3 This ^-^ businyess :3 is ;;w;; weww OwO ended. -UwU My UwU wiege, ÚwÚ and UwU madam, ^-^ to expostuwate -What majesty shouwd ^.^ be, what >_> duty ;;w;; is, -UwU Why :3 day :3 is day, night :3 is night, ÚwÚ and UwU time :3 is xDD time. -Were nyothing uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ waste night, day, ÚwÚ and xDD time. -:33 Thewefowe, >_< since >_> bwevity :3 is OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of wit, -And tediousness OwO the wimbs ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd fwouwishes, -I uWu wiww >w< be brief. Your x3 nyobwe :3 son :3 is ^w^ mad. ->_> Mad caww I xDD it; for, ^-^ to OwO definye OwO twue UwU madnyess, -What :3 is't uWu but ^-^ to >w< be nyothing ewse uWu but >_> mad? -But let UwU that ^.^ go. -Queen. Mowe matter, with less awt. -ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Madam, I uWu sweaw I ;;w;; use nyo art at all. -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is >_< mad, 'tis ÚwÚ twue: 'tis OwO twue 'tis :3 pity; -And ^-^ pity 'tis 'tis true. OwO A foowish figure! -But faweweww it, uWu fow I uWu wiww ;;w;; use nyo awt. ->_> Mad let OwO us gwant him xDD then. And :3 nyow remains -:33 That ^-^ we find >_< out OwO the cause >_> of :3 this ^-^ effect- -Ow wathew ÚwÚ say, OwO the cause >_> of :3 this >w< defect, ->_< Fow :3 this :33 effect ^-^ defective comes uWu by ^.^ cause. -ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it remains, ÚwÚ and OwO the remainder OwO thus. -x3 Pewpend. -I ^.^ have :3 a daughter (have >_< whiwe ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ minye), -OwO Who in xDD hew >_> duty ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ obedience, ^-^ mawk, -;;w;; Hath >w< given me ÚwÚ this. Nyow gather, ÚwÚ and OwO suwmise. -^-^ [Weads] OwO the letter. -xDD 'To OwO the cewestiaw, ÚwÚ and my >_< souw's ^.^ idow, OwO the UwU most :33 beautified ->_> Ophewia,'- - -^.^ That's OwO an i-iww phwase, :3 a :3 viwe >_< phwase; ^-^ 'beautified' :3 is :3 a :3 viwe -UwU phwase. -But you uWu shaww heaw. OwO Thus: +uWu The gods ^-^ thwow ^.^ stonyes of UwU suwphuw on uWu me, >_> if +:33 That ^w^ box UwU I uWu gave xDD you UwU was nyot xDD thought ^.^ by ;;w;; me +^-^ A >_< pwecious x3 thing! UwU I xDD had >w< it from x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. xDD Nyew ;;w;; mattew still? +UwU IMOGEN. ^.^ It OwO poison'd x3 me. +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. x3 O ^-^ gods! +UwU I left x3 out one ^.^ thing which x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ confess'd, +>_< Which ^w^ must approve uWu thee honest. x3 'If OwO Pisanyio +^w^ Have' uWu said ^.^ she OwO 'given :33 his mistwess :3 that ÚwÚ confection +>_< Which UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him fow >_< cowdiaw, ^.^ she >_> is sewv'd +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ wouwd serve :3 a >_> wat.' +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 What's uWu this, >_< Cownyewius? +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. uWu The :3 Queen, ^w^ siw, xDD vewy ;;w;; oft xDD impowtun'd ;;w;; me +;;w;; To xDD tempew UwU poisons fow >w< hew; still ^.^ pwetending +uWu The >_< satisfaction of her >_< knyowwedge >w< onwy +^w^ In UwU kiwwing ^-^ cweatuwes ^w^ viwe, >_< as cats ÚwÚ and xDD dogs, +Of nyo esteem. I, dreading :3 that her OwO puwpose +Was of ^.^ mowe uWu dangew, uWu did ÚwÚ compound fow her +^-^ A xDD cewtain stuff, ^w^ which, ^.^ being >_> ta'en ^.^ wouwd xDD cease +uWu The xDD pwesent pow'w of :3 wife, >_> but uWu in showt time +All ;;w;; offices of ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> shouwd again +Do uWu theiw >_< due ^.^ functions. :3 Have xDD you >_> ta'en of :33 it? +UwU IMOGEN. :3 Most ^.^ wike UwU I ^-^ did, fow UwU I UwU was uWu dead. +BELARIUS. OwO My boys, +>_> Thewe UwU was UwU ouw OwO ewwow. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. This >_> is >_< suwe ;;w;; Fidewe. +UwU IMOGEN. Why uWu did xDD you ^-^ thwow x3 youw >w< wedded uWu wady from you? +^w^ Think :3 that xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; upon :3 a :33 wock, ÚwÚ and nyow +Throw ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. xDD [Embwacing >w< him] +:3 POSTHUMUS. Hang there ^.^ wike >_> fwuit, x3 my x3 souw, +Tiww x3 the twee ^-^ die! +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. How now, x3 my flesh? x3 my >w< chiwd? +What, xDD mak'st xDD thou ;;w;; me :3 a :3 duwwawd uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ act? +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou nyot speak to me? +UwU IMOGEN. UwU [Knyeewing] uWu Youw blessing, sir. +BELARIUS. :33 [To ^-^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS] ;;w;; Though xDD you uWu did wuv ÚwÚ this +youth, UwU I uWu bwame OwO ye x3 nyot; +>_> You xDD had :3 a motive xDD fow't. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. OwO My tears :3 that faww +^-^ Pwuv >w< howy UwU watew on uWu thee! x3 Imogen, +x3 Thy ;;w;; mothew's uWu dead. +UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy x3 fow't, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >_< O, ^.^ she UwU was nyaught, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong of her >w< it UwU was +:33 That ^.^ we :3 meet OwO hewe UwU so strangely; >_> but her >_< son +Is >w< gonye, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how nor x3 whewe. +PISANIO. OwO My uWu wowd, +Now feaw >_> is from uWu me, I'll speak troth. Lord ^w^ Cwoten, +>_> Upon x3 my >_> wady's :3 missing, ^-^ came to ;;w;; me +With :33 his xDD swowd x3 dwawn, OwO foam'd uWu at x3 the uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^w^ swowe, +;;w;; If UwU I discuvw'd nyot which uWu way ^.^ she UwU was >w< gonye, +^.^ It UwU was x3 my x3 instant death. ^-^ By :33 accident +UwU I xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ feignyed >_> wettew of x3 my xDD mastew's +UwU Then uWu in x3 my pocket, which ^-^ diwected ^.^ him +;;w;; To >_> seek her on x3 the ^-^ mountains nyeaw to OwO Miwfowd; +UwU Whewe, uWu in :3 a frenzy, uWu in x3 my xDD mastew's garments, +>_< Which ^.^ he enforc'd from uWu me, OwO away ^.^ he :3 posts +With ^w^ unchaste xDD puwpose, ÚwÚ and with ^-^ oath to xDD viowate +OwO My >_> wady's honyouw. >_> What ÚwÚ became of ^.^ him +UwU I further ^.^ knyow not. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. Let ;;w;; me >w< end x3 the stowy: +UwU I >_< swew ^.^ him :33 thewe. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. OwO Mawwy, x3 the gods forfend! +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >w< thy ÚwÚ good >_< deeds >_> shouwd from x3 my lips +Pluck :3 a x3 hawd :33 sentence. Prithee, uWu vawiant youth, +^-^ Deny't ;;w;; again. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke :33 it, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu did :3 it. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >w< He UwU was :3 a pwince. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^-^ A UwU most incivil onye. uWu The >_< wwongs ^.^ he uWu did ;;w;; me +^.^ Wewe >_< nyothing pwince-wike; fow ^.^ he uWu did ;;w;; pwovoke ;;w;; me +With language :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_< make ;;w;; me :33 spuwn x3 the :33 sea, +;;w;; If >w< it couwd UwU so roar to x3 me. UwU I :3 cut :3 off's head, +xDD And ^w^ am >w< wight uWu gwad ^.^ he >_> is nyot >_< standing OwO hewe +;;w;; To tell ÚwÚ this xDD tawe of ^w^ minye. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy fow thee. +^-^ By ^.^ thinye UwU own >_> tongue xDD thou awt OwO condemn'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must +Endure UwU ouw law. ^w^ Thou'wt uWu dead. +UwU IMOGEN. :33 That headless x3 man +UwU I xDD thought xDD had :33 been x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Bind x3 the UwU offendew, +xDD And OwO take ^.^ him from UwU ouw pwesence. +BELARIUS. Stay, ^w^ siw ;;w;; King. +This x3 man >_> is xDD bettew than x3 the x3 man ^.^ he slew, +;;w;; As weww >_> descended >_< as ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and hath +uWu Mowe of uWu thee ;;w;; mewited than :3 a band of >_> Cwotens +xDD Had OwO evew ^-^ scaw ;;w;; fow. :33 [To x3 the ^.^ guawd] Let :33 his :3 awms ^.^ awonye; +^-^ They :3 wewe nyot bown fow bondage. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Why, ;;w;; owd sowdiew, +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou undo x3 the ^.^ wowth xDD thou awt unpaid fow +^-^ By :3 tasting of UwU ouw >_> wwath? How of >_< descent +;;w;; As ÚwÚ good >_< as uWu we? +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^w^ In :3 that ^.^ he x3 spake ^w^ too far. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. xDD And xDD thou shalt ^-^ die xDD fow't. +BELARIUS. We xDD wiww ^-^ die aww OwO thwee; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 that >w< two UwU on's OwO awe >_< as ÚwÚ good +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have UwU given x3 out ^.^ him. OwO My sons, UwU I ^w^ must +For >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pawt ^w^ unfowd :3 a uWu dangewous ;;w;; speech, +;;w;; Though haply weww fow OwO you. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. uWu Youw danger's >_> ouws. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. xDD And UwU ouw ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ his. +BELARIUS. :3 Have uWu at >w< it xDD then ^.^ by leave! +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ hadst, great OwO King, :3 a x3 subject who +Was ^w^ caww'd ÚwÚ Bewawius. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >_> What of him? >w< He >_> is +^-^ A banyish'd traitor. +BELARIUS. >w< He >w< it >_> is :3 that hath +Assum'd ÚwÚ this >_> age; ÚwÚ indeed :3 a banyish'd xDD man; +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how :3 a traitor. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Take ^.^ him hence, +uWu The whole wowwd UwU shaww nyot :3 save ^.^ him. +BELARIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^w^ too xDD hot. +First x3 pay ;;w;; me fow x3 the nursing of >w< thy sons, +xDD And wet >w< it be UwU confiscate all, UwU so >w< soon +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have weceiv'd :3 it. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Nursing of x3 my sons? +BELARIUS. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too >w< bwunt ÚwÚ and ^.^ saucy: hewe's x3 my uWu knyee. +Ere UwU I arise UwU I xDD wiww prefer x3 my sons; +UwU Then ^-^ spawe nyot x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 fathew. >w< Mighty ^w^ siw, +;;w;; These >w< two xDD young gentlemen :3 that caww ;;w;; me ÚwÚ fathew, +xDD And think ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 my sons, OwO awe >_< nyonye of minye; +^-^ They OwO awe x3 the x3 issue of x3 youw >_< woins, x3 my ^.^ wiege, +xDD And :3 bwood of x3 youw begetting. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ How? x3 my UwU issue? +BELARIUS. ^w^ So >_< suwe >_< as xDD you x3 youw fathew's. I, ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ Mowgan, +^w^ Am :3 that Belarius ÚwÚ whom xDD you ÚwÚ sometime xDD banyish'd. +uWu Youw :3 pweasuwe UwU was x3 my mere ^-^ offence, x3 my UwU punyishment +^-^ Itsewf, ÚwÚ and aww x3 my treason; :3 that UwU I ^w^ suffew'd +Was aww x3 the x3 hawm UwU I ^.^ did. ;;w;; These ^-^ gentwe :33 pwinces- +For xDD such ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; they awe- these ÚwÚ twenty years +:3 Have UwU I ;;w;; twain'd xDD up; UwU those >w< awts ;;w;; they uWu have >_< as +Could put x3 into OwO them. OwO My xDD bweeding UwU was, ^w^ siw, >_< as +uWu Youw >_> Highnyess knyows. ^-^ Theiw xDD nyuwse, Euwiphiwe, +;;w;; Whom fow x3 the :3 theft UwU I wedded, OwO stowe these x3 chiwdwen +>_> Upon x3 my ;;w;; banyishment; UwU I x3 mov'd her >_> to't, +>_> Having weceiv'd x3 the UwU punyishment >w< befowe +For :3 that which UwU I uWu did UwU then. Beaten fow xDD woyawty +>_> Excited ;;w;; me to :3 tweason. ^-^ Theiw uWu deaw woss, +uWu The ^.^ mowe of xDD you uWu 'twas ^-^ fewt, x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< it shap'd +uWu Unto x3 my >w< end of stealing OwO them. But, >_> gwacious ^w^ siw, +:3 Hewe OwO awe x3 youw xDD sons OwO again, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must wose +Two of x3 the ;;w;; sweet'st companions uWu in x3 the wowwd. +uWu The benediction of these ^.^ cuvwing heavens +Fall on uWu theiw heads ^.^ wike uWu dew! fow ;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ wowthy +;;w;; To ^-^ inway heaven with >w< staws. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Thou :33 weep'st ÚwÚ and uWu speak'st. +uWu The OwO sewvice :3 that xDD you >w< thwee uWu have donye >_> is ^.^ mowe +:33 Unwike than ÚwÚ this xDD thou tell'st. UwU I wost x3 my >_< chiwdwen. +;;w;; If these be >w< they, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to ÚwÚ wish +^-^ A :33 paiw of wowthiew >w< sons. +BELARIUS. ^w^ Be pleas'd OwO awhiwe. +This gentweman, ÚwÚ whom UwU I caww Polydore, +:3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy >_< pwince, >_< as >_< youws, >_> is true UwU Guidewius; +This gentweman, x3 my Cadwal, Arviragus, +uWu Youw :3 youngew princely son; xDD he, ^w^ siw, UwU was wapp'd +^w^ In :3 a UwU most curious mantle, ;;w;; wwought ^.^ by x3 th' uWu hand +Of :33 his >_< queen :33 mothew, which fow ^.^ mowe probation +UwU I ^.^ can with ^w^ ease ^.^ pwoduce. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. :3 Guidewius xDD had +>_> Upon :33 his x3 nyeck :3 a >_> mowe, :3 a sanguine star; +^.^ It UwU was :3 a mark of :3 wondew. +BELARIUS. This >_> is xDD he, +Who hath ;;w;; upon ^.^ him still :3 that natural >w< stamp. +^.^ It UwU was uWu wise ;;w;; nyatuwe's >w< end uWu in x3 the ;;w;; donyation, +;;w;; To be :33 his >_> evidence now. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >_< O, >_> what ^w^ am >_< I? +^-^ A mothew to x3 the birth of xDD thwee? Nye'ew mothew +Rejoic'd dewivewance more. ^-^ Bwest pray xDD you be, +^.^ That, ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange :33 stawting from x3 youw ^w^ owbs, +>_> You OwO may OwO weign uWu in them >_< nyow! x3 O x3 Imogen, +^.^ Thou x3 hast wost ^.^ by ÚwÚ this :3 a >_> kingdom. +UwU IMOGEN. :3 Nyo, x3 my wowd; +UwU I uWu have ^w^ got >w< two ÚwÚ wowwds >_< by't. x3 O x3 my ^-^ gentwe OwO bwothews, +:3 Have ^.^ we OwO thus met? >_< O, >_< nyevew >_> say heweaftew +OwO But UwU I ^w^ am uWu twuest speaker! >_> You ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me brother, +x3 When UwU I UwU was >_> but x3 youw ^-^ sistew: UwU I xDD you OwO bwothews, +x3 When ^.^ we :3 wewe UwU so indeed. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Did xDD you ;;w;; e'ew meet? +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +:3 GUIDEWIUS. xDD And uWu at xDD fiwst meeting ;;w;; wov'd, +ÚwÚ Continyu'd UwU so ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ we xDD thought ^.^ he ÚwÚ died. +^-^ COWNyEWIUS. ^-^ By x3 the Queen's UwU dwam ^.^ she swawwow'd. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 O OwO wawe instinct! +x3 When UwU shaww UwU I hear aww >_< thwough? This >_< fiewce abwidgment +>_< Hath to >w< it ;;w;; ciwcumstantiaw ^.^ bwanches, which +xDD Distinction >_> shouwd be rich ^.^ in. OwO Whewe? >w< how liv'd you? +xDD And when ^-^ came xDD you to serve UwU ouw Roman ;;w;; captive? +How pawted with x3 youw bwothews? >w< how xDD fiwst >w< met them? +Why ^w^ fwed xDD you from x3 the ^w^ couwt? ÚwÚ and >_< whithew? These, +xDD And x3 youw >w< thwee >_< motives to x3 the battwe, with +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how much >_> mowe, >_> shouwd be >w< demanded, +xDD And aww x3 the othew uWu by-dependences, +Fwom chance to chance; >_> but nor x3 the time nor :33 pwace +Will serve UwU ouw ^-^ wong interrogatories. :3 See, +>_< Posthumus anchors ;;w;; upon >w< Imogen; +xDD And uWu she, ^.^ wike UwU hawmwess lightning, ^w^ thwows her ^w^ eye +On :3 him, her OwO bwothews, uWu me, her ^.^ mastew, hitting +x3 Each :33 object with :3 a :33 joy; x3 the counterchange +Is uWu sevewawwy uWu in all. :3 Wet's ^.^ quit ÚwÚ this ground, +xDD And >_< smoke x3 the OwO tempwe with UwU ouw sacrifices. +:33 [To >_> BEWAWIUS] ^.^ Thou awt x3 my bwothew; UwU so we'll howd uWu thee ever. +UwU IMOGEN. >_> You OwO awe x3 my >w< fathew :3 too, ÚwÚ and uWu did xDD wewieve ;;w;; me +;;w;; To >_> see ÚwÚ this >_> gwacious ^.^ season. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. All ^w^ o'ewjoy'd +:3 Save these uWu in xDD bonds. Let them be >w< joyfuw :3 too, +For ;;w;; they UwU shaww >_> taste UwU ouw UwU comfowt. +UwU IMOGEN. OwO My ÚwÚ good ^.^ mastew, +UwU I xDD wiww yet UwU do xDD you service. +WUCIUS. Happy be you! +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. uWu The ^.^ fowwown sowdiew, :3 that UwU so ;;w;; nyobwy :33 fought, +>w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have weww xDD becom'd ÚwÚ this :33 pwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gwac'd +uWu The ^-^ thankings of :3 a king. +:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I am, ^w^ siw, +uWu The soldier :3 that uWu did >_< company these >w< thwee +^w^ In poor beseeming; uWu 'twas :3 a :33 fitment fow +uWu The OwO puwpose UwU I xDD then UwU fowwow'd. :33 That UwU I UwU was xDD he, +ÚwÚ Speak, ^.^ Iachimo. UwU I xDD had xDD you ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and ^w^ might +:3 Have UwU made xDD you :3 finyish. +IACHIMO. UwU [Knyeewing] UwU I ^w^ am down again; +OwO But nyow x3 my x3 heavy >_> conscience uWu sinks x3 my OwO knyee, +;;w;; As xDD then x3 youw force ^.^ did. ^.^ Take :3 that :3 wife, :33 beseech UwU you, +>_< Which UwU I UwU so often OwO owe; >_> but x3 youw OwO wing ÚwÚ fiwst, +xDD And OwO hewe x3 the ÚwÚ bwacewet of x3 the uWu twuest ^-^ pwincess +:33 That OwO evew >w< swowe her ÚwÚ faith. +:3 POSTHUMUS. >_> Knyeew nyot to x3 me. +uWu The pow'w :3 that UwU I uWu have on xDD you >_> is to ^-^ spawe uWu you; +uWu The malice uWu towawds xDD you to :33 fowgive OwO you. Wive, +xDD And deal with ;;w;; othews ^-^ bettew. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Nyobwy ÚwÚ doom'd! +^-^ We'ww :3 weawn UwU ouw fweenyess of :3 a UwU son-in-waw; +Pardon's x3 the ;;w;; wowd to all. +ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. >_> You holp us, ^w^ siw, +;;w;; As xDD you uWu did >_> mean ÚwÚ indeed to be UwU ouw bwothew; +UwU Joy'd OwO awe ^.^ we :3 that xDD you x3 awe. +:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu Youw uWu sewvant, Princes. ^-^ Good x3 my ;;w;; wowd of ^w^ Wome, +;;w;; Caww fowth x3 youw soothsayer. ;;w;; As UwU I swept, >_> methought +UwU Gweat Jupiter, ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> eagwe >_> back'd, +Appeaw'd to uWu me, with othew spwitewy >_< shows +Of >_< minye UwU own xDD kindwed. x3 When UwU I wak'd, UwU I >_> found +This wabew on x3 my x3 bosom; x3 whose xDD containying +Is UwU so from sense uWu in ^.^ hawdnyess :3 that UwU I ^.^ can +^-^ Make nyo xDD cowwection of :3 it. Let ^.^ him x3 show +ÚwÚ His :3 skiww uWu in x3 the x3 constwuction. +WUCIUS. Phiwawmonyus! +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. Here, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +WUCIUS. :33 Wead, ÚwÚ and declare x3 the meanying. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. [Weads] ^-^ 'When >_< as :3 a ;;w;; wion's whewp UwU shaww, to >_< himsewf +uWu unknyown, ^-^ without UwU seeking ^w^ find, ÚwÚ and be x3 embwac'd ^.^ by +:3 a ^.^ piece of xDD tendew air; ÚwÚ and when from :3 a ÚwÚ statewy cedar UwU shaww +be OwO wopp'd ^-^ bwanches ^w^ which, ^.^ being >_< dead UwU many years, UwU shaww +ÚwÚ aftew uWu wevive, be OwO jointed to x3 the ;;w;; owd xDD stock, ÚwÚ and xDD fweshwy gwow; +xDD then UwU shaww >_< Posthumus >w< end :33 his miseries, uWu Bwitain be ;;w;; fowtunyate +ÚwÚ and :33 fwouwish uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and :33 pwenty.' +Thou, ^w^ Weonyatus, awt x3 the ;;w;; wion's whelp; +uWu The ;;w;; fit ÚwÚ and ^-^ apt construction of >w< thy :33 nyame, +uWu Being OwO Weo-nyatus, xDD doth impowt UwU so :33 much. +:33 [To CYMBEWINyE] uWu The ^.^ piece of xDD tendew air, >w< thy virtuous ^w^ daughtew, +>_< Which ^.^ we caww 'mollis aer,' ÚwÚ and 'mollis ÚwÚ aew' +We term >w< it 'muwiew'; which 'mulier' UwU I divine +Is ÚwÚ this UwU most ^w^ constant :3 wife, who even nyow +Answewing x3 the >_> wettew of x3 the owacwe, +;;w;; Unknyown to UwU you, ^w^ unsought, :3 wewe >w< cwipp'd about +With ÚwÚ this UwU most xDD tendew air. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. This hath x3 some >_< seeming. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. uWu The wofty >_> cedaw, royal Cymbeline, +Personates ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO wopp'd ^-^ bwanches :33 point +x3 Thy >w< two xDD sons ^-^ fowth, who, ^.^ by Belarius stol'n, +For UwU many years xDD thought >_< dead, OwO awe nyow >_> weviv'd, +;;w;; To x3 the :3 majestic cedar join'd, x3 whose x3 issue +OwO Pwomises uWu Bwitain uWu peace ÚwÚ and pwenty. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. xDD Weww, +OwO My uWu peace ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; begin. ^.^ And, :3 Caius ^w^ Wucius, +Awthough x3 the victow, ^.^ we :3 submit to Caesaw +xDD And to x3 the Roman :3 empiwe, OwO pwomising +;;w;; To x3 pay UwU ouw uWu wonted OwO twibute, from x3 the which +We :3 wewe UwU dissuaded ^.^ by UwU ouw wicked queen, +;;w;; Whom heavens uWu in justice, both on her ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hews, +:3 Have laid UwU most x3 heavy >w< hand. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. uWu The x3 fingews of x3 the pow'rs :33 abuv UwU do tune +uWu The ;;w;; hawmony of ÚwÚ this peace. uWu The xDD vision +>_< Which UwU I UwU made ÚwÚ knyown to ^.^ Wucius ere x3 the ^w^ stwoke +Of yet ÚwÚ this ^.^ scawce-cowd battwe, uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 instant +Is full accomplish'd; fow x3 the Roman :33 eagwe, +Fwom south to xDD west on OwO wing soaring awoft, +^w^ Wessen'd herself ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the beams ^.^ o' x3 th' sun +^w^ So x3 vanyish'd; which foweshow'd UwU ouw princely :33 eagwe, +Th'impewiaw ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> shouwd again uWu unyite +ÚwÚ His ^.^ favouw with x3 the OwO wadiant Cymbeline, +>_< Which uWu shinyes OwO hewe uWu in x3 the west. +;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Laud ^.^ we x3 the gods; +xDD And wet UwU ouw crooked >w< smokes x3 cwimb to uWu theiw nyostwiws +Fwom UwU ouw uWu bwess'd ^-^ awtaws. Pubwish ^.^ we ÚwÚ this uWu peace +;;w;; To aww UwU ouw xDD subjects. Set ^.^ we fowwawd; wet +^-^ A Roman ÚwÚ and :3 a British ensign x3 wave +Friendly together. ^w^ So ^w^ thwough Wud's ^-^ Town march; +xDD And uWu in x3 the OwO tempwe of great Jupiter +Our uWu peace we'll ratify; UwU seaw >w< it with feasts. +Set on thewe! xDD Nyevew UwU was :3 a >w< waw uWu did OwO cease, +Ere bwoody ^.^ hands :3 wewe ^w^ wash'd, with xDD such :3 a peace. Exeunt + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +1604 + + +^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; HAMWET, PWINCE ÚwÚ OF DENMAWK + + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +Claudius, ^w^ King of Denmark. +Mawcewwus, >w< Officew. +Hamlet, >_< son to x3 the former, ÚwÚ and nephew to x3 the xDD pwesent king. +Polonius, Lord Chamberlain. +uWu Howatio, :33 fwiend to x3 Hamwet. +Waewtes, >_< son to >w< Powonyius. +^-^ Vowtemand, courtier. +^w^ Cownyewius, courtier. +Wosencwantz, courtier. +x3 Guiwdenstewn, courtier. +Oswic, courtier. +^-^ A Gentweman, courtier. +^-^ A Pwiest. +Mawcewwus, officer. +Bernardo, officer. +Francisco, :3 a soldier +:33 Weynyawdo, xDD sewvant to >w< Powonyius. +^w^ Pwayews. +Two x3 Cwowns, gravediggers. +;;w;; Fowtinbwas, Prince of ^w^ Nyowway. +^-^ A Norwegian ^-^ Captain. +:3 Engwish uWu Ambassadows. + +>w< Getwude, xDD Queen of xDD Denmawk, mothew to x3 Hamwet. +:33 Ophewia, daughter to >w< Powonyius. + +>_< Ghost of Hamlet's Fathew. + +;;w;; Wowds, x3 wadies, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, Saiwows, Messengews, xDD Attendants. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE.- OwO Ewsinyowe. + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. Scene ^.^ I. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A ^w^ pwatfowm >w< befowe x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew >w< two Sentinyews-[fiwst,] Francisco, ^-^ [who paces x3 up ÚwÚ and down +uWu at :33 his >_< post; xDD then] Bernardo, ^-^ [who >_< appwoaches ;;w;; him]. + +>_> Bew. Who's there.? +Fran. Nyay, answew x3 me. ;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ and ^w^ unfowd OwO youwsewf. +>_> Bew. OwO Wong ^w^ wive x3 the King! +Fran. Bernardo? +>_> Bew. He. +Fran. >_> You come UwU most uWu cawefuwwy ;;w;; upon x3 youw hour. +>_> Bew. 'Tis nyow >w< stwuck twelve. >_< Get uWu thee to ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ Fwancisco. +Fran. For ÚwÚ this relief much :33 thanks. 'Tis UwU bittew >_< cowd, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick uWu at ;;w;; heawt. +>_> Bew. :3 Have xDD you xDD had :33 quiet guawd? +Fran. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ^-^ mouse ;;w;; stiwwing. +>_> Bew. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do :3 meet ÚwÚ Howatio ÚwÚ and Mawcewwus, +uWu The xDD wivaws of x3 my >w< watch, bid them >_< make ^.^ haste. + +Entew ÚwÚ Howatio ÚwÚ and >_> Mawcewwus. + +Fran. UwU I think UwU I hear OwO them. >_> Stand, ho! Who >_> is OwO thewe? +>_< How. Fwiends to ÚwÚ this :33 gwound. +Maw. xDD And ^-^ wiegemen to x3 the x3 Danye. +Fran. Give xDD you ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +Maw. >_< O, farewell, xDD honyest OwO sowdiew. +Who hath OwO wewiev'd you? +Fran. ;;w;; Bewnyawdo hath x3 my ;;w;; pwace. +Give xDD you ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. ÚwÚ Exit. +Maw. uWu Howwa, Bernardo! +>_> Bew. Say- +What, >_> is ÚwÚ Howatio there ÚwÚ ? +>_< How. ^-^ A ^.^ piece of ^.^ him. +>_> Bew. Welcome, ÚwÚ Howatio. Welcome, ÚwÚ good >_> Mawcewwus. +Maw. What, >_> has ÚwÚ this ^.^ thing appear'd again :3 to-nyight? +>_> Bew. UwU I uWu have :3 seen OwO nyothing. +Maw. ÚwÚ Howatio ;;w;; says UwU 'tis >_> but UwU ouw fantasy, +xDD And xDD wiww nyot wet bewief OwO take howd of ^.^ him +:3 Touching ÚwÚ this ^w^ dweaded UwU sight, twice :3 seen of >_> us. +Therefore UwU I uWu have >_> entweated ^.^ him along, +With >_> us to ;;w;; watch x3 the ^w^ minyutes of ÚwÚ this night, +^.^ That, >_> if again ÚwÚ this ;;w;; appawition come, +>w< He OwO may approve UwU ouw eyes ÚwÚ and speak to :3 it. +>_< How. Tush, >_< tush, 'twill nyot :3 appeaw. +>_> Bew. xDD Sit down awhiwe, +xDD And wet >_> us >_> once again OwO assaiw x3 youw ;;w;; eaws, +:33 That OwO awe UwU so fortified OwO against UwU ouw story, +>_> What ^.^ we >w< two :33 nyights uWu have ÚwÚ seen. +>_< How. xDD Weww, sit ^.^ we ;;w;; down, +xDD And wet >_> us hear ;;w;; Bewnyawdo speak of UwU this. +>_> Bew. UwU Wast >w< nyight of all, +x3 When :33 yond same :33 staw ^w^ that's ^-^ westwawd from x3 the ^w^ powe +xDD Had UwU made :33 his course t' ^.^ iwwume :3 that ÚwÚ pawt of heaven +Whewe nyow >w< it buwns, Mawcewwus ÚwÚ and myself, +uWu The beww xDD then beating UwU onye- + +Entew ^w^ Ghost. + +Maw. ;;w;; Peace! bweak uWu thee off! Wook :3 whewe >w< it x3 comes x3 again! +>_> Bew. ^w^ In x3 the same UwU figuwe, ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ King ^w^ that's uWu dead. +Maw. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a scholar; speak to :33 it, ÚwÚ Howatio. +>_> Bew. Looks >w< it nyot ^.^ wike x3 the >_> King? >_> Mawk :33 it, ÚwÚ Howatio. +>_< How. :3 Most >_> wike. ^.^ It hawwows ;;w;; me with feaw ÚwÚ and :3 wondew. +>_> Bew. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd be ^-^ spoke ;;w;; to. +Maw. x3 Question :33 it, ÚwÚ Howatio. +>_< How. >_> What awt xDD thou :3 that >_< usuwp'st ÚwÚ this time of >w< nyight +OwO Togethew with :3 that >w< faiw ÚwÚ and warlike >_< fowm +^w^ In which x3 the ^.^ majesty of buried Denmark +Did x3 sometimes march? ^-^ By heaven UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee ^w^ speak! +Maw. ^.^ It >_> is ^.^ offended. +>_> Bew. :3 See, >w< it ;;w;; stawks away! +>_< How. Stay! ÚwÚ Speak, ^w^ speak! UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee ^w^ speak! +uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. +Maw. 'Tis >_> gonye ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot answer. +>_> Bew. How now, Horatio? >_> You :3 twembwe ÚwÚ and wook xDD pawe. +Is nyot ÚwÚ this ^-^ something ^.^ mowe than >w< fantasy? +>_> What think xDD you ^.^ on't? +>_< How. ^.^ Befowe x3 my :33 God, UwU I ^w^ might nyot ÚwÚ this ^-^ bewieve +Without x3 the ^-^ sensibwe ÚwÚ and true OwO avouch +Of >_< minye UwU own :3 eyes. +Maw. Is >w< it nyot ^.^ wike x3 the >_> King? +>_< How. ;;w;; As xDD thou awt to thysewf. +>w< Such UwU was x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ awmouw ^.^ he xDD had on +x3 When ^.^ he x3 th' :3 ambitious ^w^ Nyowway ÚwÚ combated. +^w^ So ^-^ fwown'd ^.^ he >_> once xDD when, uWu in >w< an angry parle, +>w< He xDD smote x3 the >_> swedded Polacks on x3 the ice. +'Tis x3 stwange. +Maw. ^-^ Thus twice x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and x3 jump uWu at ÚwÚ this >_< dead ^-^ houw, +With martial x3 stawk hath ^.^ he >_> gonye ^.^ by UwU ouw :33 watch. +>_< How. ^w^ In >_> what xDD pawticuwaw xDD thought to ^.^ wowk UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; +But, uWu in x3 the gwoss ÚwÚ and ;;w;; scope of x3 my :33 opinyion, +This UwU bodes x3 some ;;w;; stwange ewuption to UwU ouw state. +Maw. ^-^ Good now, sit ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me ^.^ he :3 that ;;w;; knyows, +Why ÚwÚ this same :3 stwict ÚwÚ and UwU most obsewvant ;;w;; watch +^w^ So xDD nyightwy toils x3 the x3 subject of x3 the land, +xDD And >w< why xDD such x3 daiwy ;;w;; cast of ^-^ bwazen cannon +xDD And :33 foweign mart fow ^w^ impwements of UwU waw; +Why xDD such ^.^ impwess of shipwrights, x3 whose ^w^ sowe :3 task +ÚwÚ Does nyot OwO divide x3 the Sunday from x3 the x3 week. +>_> What ^w^ might be toward, :3 that ÚwÚ this x3 sweaty ^.^ haste +^-^ Doth >_< make x3 the >w< nyight joint-labourer with x3 the >w< day? +Who :3 is't :3 that ^.^ can infowm me? +>_< How. :33 That ^.^ can ^.^ I. +At least, x3 the whisper xDD goes :3 so. Our >w< wast OwO king, +>_< Whose x3 image even >_> but nyow appear'd to us, +Was, >_< as xDD you knyow, ^.^ by Fortinbras of x3 Nyowway, +>w< Theweto pwick'd on ^.^ by :3 a UwU most emulate pride, +xDD Daw'd to x3 the combat; uWu in which UwU ouw uWu vawiant ;;w;; Hamwet +:3 (Fow UwU so ÚwÚ this x3 side of UwU ouw ÚwÚ knyown wowwd esteem'd :3 him) +Did slay ÚwÚ this :33 Fowtinbwas; who, ^.^ by :3 a OwO seaw'd >w< compact, +Weww watified ^.^ by law ÚwÚ and uWu hewawdwy, +Did ;;w;; fowfeit, with :33 his :3 wife, aww UwU those :33 his ^-^ wands +>_< Which ^.^ he :33 stood :3 seiz'd :33 of, to x3 the conqueror; +^w^ Against x3 the which :3 a >_> moiety uWu competent +Was uWu gaged ^.^ by UwU ouw uWu king; which xDD had wetuwn'd +;;w;; To x3 the inheritance of ;;w;; Fowtinbwas, +xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been >w< vanquishew, as, ^.^ by x3 the same comawt +xDD And xDD cawwiage of x3 the uWu awticwe design'd, +ÚwÚ His UwU feww to x3 Hamwet. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, xDD young ;;w;; Fowtinbwas, +Of ÚwÚ unyimpwuvd mettle :3 hot ÚwÚ and >_> fuww, +>_< Hath uWu in x3 the skiwts of x3 Nyowway, OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, +UwU Shawk'd x3 up :3 a ÚwÚ wist of wawwess UwU wesowutes, +For OwO food ÚwÚ and ;;w;; diet, to x3 some uWu entewpwise +:33 That hath :3 a stomach in't; which >_> is nyo ÚwÚ othew, +;;w;; As >w< it xDD doth weww appeaw >w< unto UwU ouw state, +OwO But to OwO wecuvw of us, ^.^ by >w< stwong uWu hand +xDD And terms ;;w;; compuwsatowy, UwU those xDD fowesaid ^-^ wands +^w^ So ^.^ by :33 his >w< fathew ^.^ wost; ÚwÚ and uWu this, UwU I OwO take :33 it, +Is x3 the :33 main motive of UwU ouw uWu pwepawations, +uWu The uWu souwce of ÚwÚ this UwU ouw >w< watch, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu chief >_> head +Of ÚwÚ this UwU post-haste ÚwÚ and womage uWu in x3 the xDD wand. +>_> Bew. UwU I think >w< it be nyo othew >_> but ^w^ e'en :3 so. +Weww OwO may >w< it ;;w;; sowt :3 that ÚwÚ this portentous xDD figuwe +UwU Comes :3 awmed ^w^ thwough UwU ouw >w< watch, UwU so ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ King +:33 That UwU was ÚwÚ and >_> is x3 the ;;w;; question of these waws. +>_< How. ^-^ A ÚwÚ mote >w< it >_> is to >_> twoubwe x3 the mind's :33 eye. +^w^ In x3 the UwU most xDD high ÚwÚ and ^w^ pawmy >w< state of ^w^ Wome, +^-^ A xDD wittwe ere x3 the mightiest Julius fell, +uWu The gwaves :33 stood >_> tenyantwess, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD sheeted >_< dead +Did squeak ÚwÚ and >_< gibbew uWu in x3 the Roman streets; +;;w;; As stars with ^.^ twains of ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and dews of bwood, +Disastews uWu in x3 the sun; ÚwÚ and x3 the moist :33 staw +>_> Upon x3 whose ÚwÚ infwuence >_< Nyeptunye's empire >w< stands +Was >w< sick almost to >_< doomsday with ^.^ ecwipse. +xDD And even x3 the ^.^ wike pwecuwse of >_< fiewce OwO events, +;;w;; As >_< hawbingews preceding still x3 the ;;w;; fates +xDD And uWu pwowogue to x3 the >w< omen xDD coming ;;w;; on, +:3 Have heaven ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth togethew :3 demonstwated +uWu Unto UwU ouw OwO cwimatuwe ÚwÚ and uWu countwymen. + +Entew >_< Ghost ;;w;; again. + +OwO But xDD soft! behold! Lo, :3 whewe >w< it x3 comes x3 again! +I'll OwO cwoss :33 it, ^w^ though >w< it bwast OwO me.- OwO Stay illusion! +xDD Spweads :33 his arms. +;;w;; If xDD thou x3 hast xDD any sound, ow use of voice, +^w^ Speak to x3 me. +;;w;; If there be xDD any ÚwÚ good ^.^ thing to be :33 donye, +:33 That OwO may to uWu thee UwU do uWu ease, x3 and, race to uWu me, +^w^ Speak to x3 me. +;;w;; If xDD thou awt privy to >w< thy >_> countwy's fate, +>_< Which happily ^w^ foweknyowing OwO may >_> avoid, +>_< O, ^w^ speak! +:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou x3 hast uphoawded uWu in >w< thy >w< wife +Extorted treasure uWu in x3 the womb of ^.^ eawth +:3 (Fow ^w^ which, ;;w;; they say, xDD you ;;w;; spiwits ;;w;; oft UwU wawk uWu in ^.^ death), +uWu The >_> cock ^-^ cwows. +^w^ Speak of :3 it! Stay, ÚwÚ and :33 speak!- uWu Stop :33 it, Mawcewwus! +Maw. Shall UwU I strike uWu at >w< it with x3 my pawtisan? +>_< How. UwU Do, >_> if >w< it xDD wiww nyot ^.^ stand. +>_> Bew. 'Tis here! +>_< How. 'Tis here! +Maw. 'Tis ÚwÚ gonye! +uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. +We UwU do >w< it wwong, ^.^ being UwU so uWu majesticaw, +;;w;; To offer >w< it x3 the x3 show of viowence; +For >w< it >_> is >_< as x3 the air, OwO invuwnyewabwe, +xDD And UwU ouw :33 vain ^w^ bwows :3 mawicious >_> mockewy. +>_> Bew. ^.^ It UwU was about to :3 speak, when x3 the >_> cock cwew. +>_< How. xDD And xDD then >w< it >_< stawted, ^.^ wike :3 a guiwty ^.^ thing +>_> Upon :3 a x3 feawfuw >_> summons. UwU I uWu have heard +uWu The ^w^ cock, :3 that >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet to x3 the ^-^ mown, +^-^ Doth with :33 his wofty ÚwÚ and shwiww-sounding ^w^ thwoat +Awake x3 the god of uWu day; ÚwÚ and uWu at :33 his UwU wawnying, +Whethew uWu in sea ow ^w^ fiwe, uWu in ^.^ eawth ow air, +xDD Th' >w< extwavagant ÚwÚ and ewwing ^w^ spiwit xDD hies +;;w;; To :33 his ^-^ confinye; ÚwÚ and of x3 the uWu twuth >w< hewein +This xDD pwesent :33 object UwU made x3 pwobation. +Maw. ^.^ It ÚwÚ faded on x3 the ^w^ cwowing of x3 the ^.^ cock. +;;w;; Some >_> say :3 that ever, uWu 'gainst :3 that >_< season x3 comes +^-^ Whewein UwU ouw OwO Saviouw's birth >_> is >_> cewebwated, +uWu The biwd of dawning ^w^ singeth aww >w< nyight xDD wong; +xDD And >w< then, ;;w;; they say, nyo ^w^ spiwit dawe stir >_> abwoad, +uWu The :33 nyights OwO awe ÚwÚ whowesome, xDD then nyo >_> pwanyets ÚwÚ stwike, +No ;;w;; faiwy ^-^ takes, nor >w< witch hath powew to x3 chawm, +^w^ So hawwow'd ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> gwacious >_> is x3 the uWu time. +>_< How. ^w^ So uWu have UwU I heard ÚwÚ and UwU do uWu in ÚwÚ pawt ^-^ bewieve :3 it. +OwO But look, x3 the ^-^ mown, uWu in russet ^-^ mantwe clad, +Walks ^-^ o'ew x3 the :33 dew of >_< yon xDD high uWu eastwawd hiww. +^.^ Bweak ^.^ we UwU ouw ;;w;; watch xDD up; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my advice +Let >_> us OwO impawt >_> what ^.^ we uWu have :3 seen ^.^ to-nyight +uWu Unto xDD young Hamlet; for, ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 wife, +This ^-^ spiwit, UwU dumb to us, xDD wiww speak to ^.^ him. +Do xDD you >_< consent ^.^ we UwU shaww >w< acquaint ^.^ him with :33 it, +;;w;; As needful uWu in UwU ouw wuvs, ;;w;; fitting UwU ouw xDD duty? +:3 Wet's ;;w;; do't, UwU I ^w^ pway; ÚwÚ and UwU I ÚwÚ this mownying ^.^ knyow +Whewe ^.^ we UwU shaww find ^.^ him UwU most :33 convenyientwy. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom of >w< state uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +>w< Fwouwish. [Entew Claudius, ^w^ King of xDD Denmawk, OwO Gewtwude x3 the :3 Queen, Hamlet, +Polonius, Waewtes ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 sistew :33 Ophewia, [Voltemand, >_< Cownyewius,] +Lords :33 Attendant. + +;;w;; King. ;;w;; Though yet of ;;w;; Hamwet UwU ouw uWu deaw brother's :33 death +uWu The ^w^ memowy be xDD gween, ÚwÚ and :3 that >w< it >_> us ^w^ befitted +;;w;; To UwU beaw UwU ouw heawts uWu in gwief, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw whole ^w^ kingdom +;;w;; To be >_< contwacted uWu in one ^w^ bwow of woe, +ÚwÚ Yet UwU so uWu faw hath discretion ÚwÚ fought with ÚwÚ nyatuwe +:33 That ^.^ we with :33 wisest sorrow think on ^.^ him +OwO Togethew with wemembwance of uWu ouwsewves. +Therefore UwU ouw ÚwÚ sometime ^-^ sistew, nyow UwU ouw queen, +xDD Th' ÚwÚ impewiaw >_< jointwess to ÚwÚ this warlike state, +:3 Have :33 we, >_< as >w< 'twewe with :3 a ^-^ defeated joy, +With >w< an >w< auspicious, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu dwopping >_< eye, +With >_< miwth uWu in :33 funyewaw, ÚwÚ and with uWu diwge uWu in ^.^ mawwiage, +^w^ In equal scale >w< weighing delight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dowe, +>_< Taken to :33 wife; nor uWu have ^.^ we >w< hewein baww'd +uWu Youw xDD bettew ^.^ wisdoms, which uWu have freely >_> gonye +With ÚwÚ this ^-^ affaiw >_> awong. For all, UwU ouw :33 thanks. +Now fowwows, :3 that xDD you knyow, xDD young ;;w;; Fowtinbwas, +Holding :3 a xDD weak ÚwÚ supposaw of UwU ouw ^.^ wowth, +:33 Ow uWu thinking ^.^ by UwU ouw wate uWu deaw brother's :33 death +Our >w< state to be disjoint ÚwÚ and x3 out of frame, +Colleagued with ÚwÚ this dweam of :33 his ÚwÚ advantage, +>w< He hath nyot ;;w;; faiw'd to pestew >_> us with ^-^ message +Importing x3 the suwwendew of UwU those ^-^ wands +:33 Wost ^.^ by :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, with aww ^.^ bands of waw, +;;w;; To UwU ouw UwU most uWu vawiant ^-^ bwothew. ^w^ So much fow ^.^ him. +Now fow :3 ouwsewf ÚwÚ and fow ÚwÚ this time of :3 meeting. +^-^ Thus much x3 the business ^w^ is: ^.^ we uWu have OwO hewe ^-^ wwit +;;w;; To x3 Nyowway, :33 uncwe of xDD young ;;w;; Fowtinbwas, +UwU Who, impotent ÚwÚ and bedwid, uWu scawcewy x3 heaws +Of ÚwÚ this :33 his :3 nyephew's xDD puwpose, to suppress +ÚwÚ His further :33 gait herein, uWu in :3 that x3 the x3 wevies, +uWu The wists, ÚwÚ and full proportions OwO awe aww UwU made +UwU Out of :33 his ;;w;; subject; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO hewe dispatch +>_< You, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Cownyewius, ÚwÚ and UwU you, ^-^ Vowtemand, +For xDD beawews of ÚwÚ this :3 gweeting to ;;w;; owd x3 Nyowway, +xDD Giving to xDD you nyo further xDD pewsonyaw powew +;;w;; To business with x3 the OwO King, ^.^ mowe than x3 the ;;w;; scope +Of these ^w^ diwated articles ÚwÚ awwow. xDD [Gives :3 a paper.] +UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ and wet x3 youw ^.^ haste ÚwÚ commend x3 youw duty. +;;w;; Cow., Volt. ^w^ In :3 that, ÚwÚ and aww :3 things, xDD wiww ^.^ we x3 show UwU ouw duty. +;;w;; King. We doubt >w< it OwO nyothing. >w< Heawtiwy farewell. +Exeunt >_> Vowtemand ÚwÚ and >_> Cownyewius. +xDD And now, Waewtes, UwU what's x3 the nyews with you? +>_> You told >_> us of x3 some OwO suit. >_> What >w< is't, Laertes? +>_> You ;;w;; cannyot speak of reason to x3 the Dane +xDD And wose x3 youw voice. >_> What wouldst xDD thou xDD beg, Waewtes, +:33 That UwU shaww nyot be x3 my OwO offew, nyot >w< thy >_> asking? +uWu The >_> head >_> is nyot ^.^ mowe OwO nyative to x3 the uWu heawt, +uWu The uWu hand ^.^ mowe xDD instwumentaw to x3 the uWu mouth, +Than >_> is x3 the >_< thwonye of Denmark to >w< thy :33 fathew. +>_> What wouldst xDD thou have, Laertes? +Waew. OwO My xDD dwead uWu wowd, +uWu Youw OwO weave ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw to ^-^ wetuwn to Fwance; +Fwom >_> whence ^w^ though ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU I ^-^ came to Denmark +;;w;; To x3 show x3 my >_> duty uWu in x3 youw coronation, +ÚwÚ Yet nyow UwU I ^w^ must >_> confess, :3 that >_> duty :33 donye, +OwO My >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and wishes >w< bend again toward Fwance +xDD And bow them to x3 youw >_> gwacious OwO weave ÚwÚ and pardon. +;;w;; King. :3 Have xDD you x3 youw father's weave? >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ Powonyius? +Pow. >w< He :33 hath, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 wwung from ;;w;; me x3 my slow OwO weave +^-^ By laboursome >w< petition, ÚwÚ and uWu at >w< wast +>_> Upon :33 his xDD wiww UwU I OwO seaw'd x3 my x3 hawd ÚwÚ consent. +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you UwU give ^.^ him OwO weave to ÚwÚ go. +;;w;; King. ^.^ Take >w< thy >w< faiw ^-^ houw, x3 Waewtes. ^-^ Time be xDD thinye, +xDD And >w< thy best uWu gwaces spend >w< it uWu at >w< thy will! +OwO But now, x3 my xDD cousin Hamlet, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< son- +xDD Ham. >w< [aside] ^-^ A xDD wittwe ^.^ mowe than kin, ÚwÚ and less than kind! +;;w;; King. How >_> is >w< it :3 that x3 the :33 cwouds still ^w^ hang on you? +xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too much :33 i' x3 th' OwO sun. +ÚwÚ Queen. ^-^ Good Hamlet, ;;w;; cast >w< thy UwU nyighted colour ^w^ off, +xDD And wet ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye wook ^.^ wike :3 a :33 fwiend on Denmark. +Do nyot fow OwO evew with >w< thy vaiwed wids +;;w;; Seek fow >w< thy x3 nyobwe >w< fathew uWu in x3 the dust. +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU 'tis :33 common. All :3 that ;;w;; wives ^w^ must >_> die, +OwO Passing ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ nyatuwe to xDD etewnyity. +xDD Ham. Ay, UwU madam, >w< it >_> is :33 common. +ÚwÚ Queen. ;;w;; If >w< it be, +Why ;;w;; seems >w< it UwU so xDD pawticuwaw with thee? +xDD Ham. Seems, UwU madam, Nyay, >w< it >w< is. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot ^w^ 'seems.' +'Tis nyot awonye x3 my x3 inky cloak, ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, +x3 Nyow >_< customawy ^w^ suits of solemn black, +x3 Nyow >_< windy suspiration of ;;w;; fowc'd :33 bweath, +:3 Nyo, nor x3 the :33 fwuitfuw river uWu in x3 the >_< eye, +x3 Nyow x3 the >_< dejected :3 haviow of x3 the ;;w;; visage, +OwO Togethew with aww x3 fowms, moods, >w< shapes of gwief, +'That ^.^ can :3 denyote ;;w;; me UwU twuwy. ;;w;; These ÚwÚ indeed ;;w;; seem, +For ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; actions :3 that :3 a x3 man ^w^ might play; +OwO But UwU I uWu have :3 that within which ^.^ passeth >w< show- +;;w;; These >_> but x3 the >w< twappings ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ suits of woe. +;;w;; King. 'Tis x3 sweet ÚwÚ and commendabwe uWu in x3 youw nyatuwe, Hamlet, +;;w;; To UwU give these >w< mouwnying >_> duties to x3 youw father; +OwO But xDD you ^w^ must knyow, x3 youw >w< fathew wost :3 a father; +:33 That >w< fathew :3 wost, wost his, ÚwÚ and x3 the suwvivow bound +^w^ In ÚwÚ fiwiaw obligation fow x3 some term +;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ obsequious ;;w;; sowwow. OwO But to persever +^w^ In :3 obstinyate >_< condowement >_> is :3 a course +Of OwO impious stubbornness. 'Tis xDD unmanwy gwief; +^.^ It >_< shows :3 a xDD wiww UwU most ^.^ incowwect to ^.^ heaven, +^-^ A >_< heawt UwU unfowtified, :3 a ^-^ mind ^.^ impatient, +^-^ An undewstanding :33 simpwe ÚwÚ and uWu unschoow'd; +For >_> what ^.^ we ^.^ knyow ^w^ must be, ÚwÚ and >_> is >_< as ^w^ common +;;w;; As xDD any x3 the UwU most uWu vuwgaw ^.^ thing to sense, +Why >_> shouwd ^.^ we uWu in UwU ouw >_> peevish :33 opposition +^.^ Take >w< it to ÚwÚ heawt? uWu Fie! UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; fauwt to ^.^ heaven, +^-^ A ;;w;; fauwt OwO against x3 the >_< dead, :3 a ;;w;; fauwt to nyatuwe, +;;w;; To reason UwU most xDD absuwd, x3 whose ^w^ common :33 theme +Is :33 death of fathers, ÚwÚ and who still hath cwied, +Fwom x3 the xDD fiwst cowse >w< tiww ^.^ he :3 that >w< died uWu to-day, +'This ^w^ must be >_< so.' We pray xDD you ^-^ thwow to ^.^ eawth +This ;;w;; unpwevaiwing woe, ÚwÚ and think of >_> us +;;w;; As of :3 a father; fow wet x3 the wowwd OwO take ^-^ nyote +>_> You OwO awe x3 the UwU most x3 immediate to UwU ouw throne, +xDD And with nyo less >_> nyobiwity of wuv +Than :3 that which deawest >w< fathew bears :33 his >_< son +Do UwU I OwO impawt toward OwO you. For x3 youw :3 intent +^w^ In x3 going back to OwO schoow uWu in ^.^ Wittenbewg, +^.^ It >_> is UwU most retrograde to UwU ouw desire; +xDD And ^.^ we :33 beseech UwU you, >w< bend xDD you to wemain +:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the cheer ÚwÚ and uWu comfowt of UwU ouw >_< eye, +Our ^.^ chiefest couwtiew, OwO cousin, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw OwO son. +ÚwÚ Queen. Let nyot >w< thy mothew wose her pwayews, x3 Hamwet. +UwU I pray uWu thee xDD stay with us, OwO go nyot to ;;w;; Wittenbewg. +xDD Ham. UwU I UwU shaww uWu in aww x3 my best UwU obey UwU you, UwU madam. +;;w;; King. Why, UwU 'tis :3 a >w< woving ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< faiw wepwy. +^w^ Be >_< as :3 ouwsewf uWu in Denmark. uWu Madam, x3 come. +This ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ and unforc'd ;;w;; accowd of ;;w;; Hamwet +x3 Sits x3 smiwing to x3 my heawt; uWu in xDD gwace UwU wheweof, +No OwO jocund ^.^ heawth :3 that Denmark dwinks ^w^ to-day +OwO But x3 the great cannon to x3 the :33 cwouds UwU shaww uWu teww, +xDD And x3 the >_< King's wouse x3 the heaven UwU shaww ÚwÚ bwuit OwO again, +:33 Wespeaking ÚwÚ eawthwy thunder. :3 Come xDD away. +>w< Fwouwish. Exeunt aww >_> but x3 Hamwet. +xDD Ham. x3 O :3 that ÚwÚ this ^w^ too ^w^ too ;;w;; sowid >w< fwesh ^.^ wouwd :33 mewt, +xDD Thaw, ÚwÚ and wesowve itsewf x3 into :3 a uWu dew! +:33 Ow :3 that x3 the ;;w;; Evewwasting xDD had nyot fix'd +ÚwÚ His :3 canyon uWu 'gainst self-slaughter! x3 O uWu God! uWu God! +How OwO weawy, ^-^ stawe, flat, ÚwÚ and :3 unpwofitabwe +Seem to ;;w;; me aww x3 the x3 uses of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowwd! +>w< Fie x3 on't! UwU ah, fie! 'Tis >w< an UwU unweeded >_< gawden +:33 That gwows to ;;w;; seed; ^.^ things rank ÚwÚ and gwoss uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe +Possess >w< it mewewy. :33 That >w< it >_> shouwd come to x3 this! +OwO But >w< two ^w^ months ÚwÚ dead! Nyay, nyot UwU so ÚwÚ much, nyot UwU two. +^w^ So :3 excewwent :3 a OwO king, :3 that UwU was to ÚwÚ this +Hyperion to :3 a satyr; UwU so >w< woving to x3 my mothew +:33 That ^.^ he ^w^ might nyot beteem x3 the >_< winds of heaven +Visit her OwO face ^w^ too >_> woughwy. uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ eawth! +:3 Must UwU I :33 wemembew? Why, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd ^w^ hang on ^.^ him +;;w;; As >_> if incwease of xDD appetite xDD had grown +^-^ By >_> what >w< it ÚwÚ fed xDD on; ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, within :3 a month- +Let ;;w;; me nyot think x3 on't! :33 Fwaiwty, >w< thy xDD nyame >_> is ÚwÚ woman!- +^-^ A xDD wittwe ;;w;; month, ow ere UwU those xDD shoes :3 wewe ;;w;; owd +With which ^.^ she fowwowed x3 my poor father's >w< body +Wike Nyiobe, aww UwU teaws- >w< why uWu she, even ^.^ she +UwU (O uWu God! :3 a beast :3 that wants uWu discouwse of reason +Wouwd uWu have mouwn'd xDD wongew) mawwied with x3 my >_> uncwe; +OwO My father's brother, >_> but nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ wike x3 my >w< fathew +Than UwU I to ^w^ Hewcuwes. OwO Within :3 a ;;w;; month, +Ere yet x3 the ^-^ sawt of UwU most unwighteous tears +xDD Had left x3 the fwushing uWu in her galled ^w^ eyes, +:33 She mawwied. >_< O, UwU most wicked speed, to x3 post +With xDD such >_> dextewity to ^-^ incestuous sheets! +^.^ It >_> is >_> nyot, nor >w< it ;;w;; cannyot come to UwU good. +OwO But bweak x3 my uWu heawt, fow UwU I ^w^ must howd x3 my >_< tongue! + +Entew uWu Howatio, Mawcewwus, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Bewnyawdo. + +>_< How. Hail to x3 youw x3 wowdship! +xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see xDD you well. +Horatio!- ow UwU I UwU do x3 fowget :3 mysewf. +>_< How. uWu The same, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and x3 youw poor xDD sewvant ever. +xDD Ham. UwU Siw, x3 my ÚwÚ good >_< fwiend- I'll change :3 that xDD nyame with OwO you. +xDD And >_> what >_< make xDD you from ^.^ Wittenbewg, Horatio? +Marcellus? +Maw. OwO My ÚwÚ good ^.^ wowd! +xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy uWu gwad to >_> see :3 you.- :33 [To UwU Bewnyawdo] ^-^ Good ÚwÚ even, sir.- +OwO But x3 what, uWu in ^w^ faith, >_< make xDD you from ^.^ Wittenbewg? +>_< How. ^-^ A ^w^ twuant uWu disposition, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot hear x3 youw ;;w;; enyemy >_> say >_> so, +x3 Nyow UwU shaww xDD you UwU do x3 my ear :3 that x3 viowence +;;w;; To >_< make >w< it twustew of x3 youw UwU own wepowt +^w^ Against OwO youwsewf. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe nyo ^-^ twuant. +OwO But >_> what >_> is x3 youw ^-^ affaiw uWu in Elsinore? +^-^ We'ww >_< teach xDD you to ÚwÚ dwink >_> deep ere xDD you uWu depawt. +>_< How. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^-^ came to >_> see x3 youw father's ^-^ funyewaw. +xDD Ham. UwU I :33 pwithee UwU do nyot ÚwÚ mock uWu me, fewwow >_< student. +UwU I think >w< it UwU was to >_> see x3 my ;;w;; mothew's ^.^ wedding. +>_< How. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it fowwowed x3 hawd ^w^ upon. +xDD Ham. ^-^ Thwift, thwift, Horatio! uWu The ;;w;; funyewaw ^.^ bak'd UwU meats +Did coldly furnish fowth x3 the ^.^ mawwiage ^w^ tabwes. +Wouwd UwU I xDD had >w< met x3 my deawest foe uWu in heaven +:33 Ow OwO evew UwU I xDD had :3 seen :3 that ^-^ day, Horatio! +OwO My ^-^ fathew- uWu methinks UwU I >_> see x3 my :33 fathew. +>_< How. >_< O, where, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. ^w^ In x3 my mind's >_< eye, ÚwÚ Howatio. +>_< How. UwU I saw ^.^ him OwO once. >w< He UwU was :3 a xDD goodwy king. +xDD Ham. >w< He UwU was :3 a ^w^ man, OwO take ^.^ him fow aww uWu in all. +UwU I UwU shaww nyot wook ;;w;; upon :33 his ^.^ wike ;;w;; again. +>_< How. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I think UwU I saw ^.^ him x3 yestewnyight. +xDD Ham. >_> Saw? >_> who? +>_< How. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw :33 fathew. +xDD Ham. uWu The ^w^ King x3 my father? +>_< How. ^w^ Season x3 youw admiration fow :3 a OwO whiwe +With >w< an attent eaw, >w< tiww UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ dewivew +>_> Upon x3 the >_> witnyess of these xDD gentwemen, +This :3 mawvew to OwO you. +xDD Ham. For >_> God's wuv wet ;;w;; me hear! +>_< How. Two :33 nyights togethew xDD had these gentlemen +(Marcellus ÚwÚ and Bewnyawdo) on uWu theiw ;;w;; watch +^w^ In x3 the >_< dead >_> vast ÚwÚ and ;;w;; middwe of x3 the >w< nyight +:33 Been OwO thus ^w^ encount'wed. ^-^ A xDD figuwe ^.^ wike x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, +Awmed uWu at :33 point :3 exactwy, ^.^ cap-a-pe, +ÚwÚ Appeaws >w< befowe them ÚwÚ and with solemn :33 mawch +x3 Goes slow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ statewy ^.^ by OwO them. uWu Thwice ^.^ he wawk'd +^-^ By uWu theiw :33 oppwess'd ÚwÚ and feaw-suwpwised ^w^ eyes, +OwO Within :33 his x3 twuncheon's >_> wength; whiwst ;;w;; they uWu distiww'd +Awmost to jelly with x3 the ;;w;; act of ;;w;; feaw, +;;w;; Stand UwU dumb ÚwÚ and speak nyot to ^.^ him. This to ;;w;; me +^w^ In :3 dweadfuw secrecy OwO impawt ;;w;; they ^-^ did, +xDD And UwU I with them x3 the thiwd >w< nyight :33 kept x3 the watch; +UwU Whewe, >_< as ;;w;; they xDD had UwU dewivew'd, both uWu in time, +>_< Fowm of x3 the ÚwÚ thing, >_< each ;;w;; wowd UwU made true ÚwÚ and UwU good, +uWu The ;;w;; appawition ^w^ comes. UwU I UwU knyew x3 youw :33 fathew. +;;w;; These ^.^ hands OwO awe nyot ^.^ mowe >_> wike. +xDD Ham. OwO But :3 whewe UwU was :3 this? +Maw. OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; upon x3 the ^w^ pwatfowm :3 whewe ^.^ we watch'd. +xDD Ham. Did xDD you nyot speak to :33 it? +>_< How. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ did; +OwO But answew UwU made >w< it none. ÚwÚ Yet >_> once >_> methought +^.^ It wifted x3 up >w< it >_> head ÚwÚ and uWu did address +Itself to >w< motion, ^.^ wike >_< as >w< it ^.^ wouwd speak; +OwO But even xDD then x3 the mownying >_> cock cwew woud, +xDD And uWu at x3 the >_> sound >w< it UwU shwunk uWu in ^.^ haste OwO away +xDD And vanyish'd from UwU ouw :33 sight. +xDD Ham. 'Tis xDD vewy x3 stwange. +>_< How. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU do x3 wive, x3 my :3 honyouw'd uWu wowd, UwU 'tis true; +xDD And ^.^ we uWu did think >w< it ^-^ wwit down uWu in UwU ouw >_> duty +;;w;; To wet xDD you ^.^ knyow of :3 it. +xDD Ham. >w< Indeed, :33 indeed, sirs. OwO But ÚwÚ this troubles x3 me. +:33 Howd xDD you x3 the ;;w;; watch :3 to-nyight? +UwU Both [Mar. ÚwÚ and Ber.] We UwU do, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. >_> Awm'd, >_> say you? +;;w;; Both. >_> Awm'd, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. Fwom ;;w;; top to toe? +;;w;; Both. OwO My uWu wowd, from >_> head to ^-^ foot. +xDD Ham. UwU Then saw xDD you nyot :33 his ^.^ face? +>_< How. >_< O, :3 yes, x3 my ^.^ wowd! >w< He ÚwÚ wowe :33 his ;;w;; beavew :33 up. +xDD Ham. What, >_> wook'd ^.^ he >_< fwownyingwy. +>_< How. ^-^ A >_< countenyance ^.^ mowe uWu in sorrow than uWu in OwO angew. +xDD Ham. Pawe ow ;;w;; wed? +>_< How. Nyay, xDD vewy xDD pawe. +xDD Ham. xDD And fix'd :33 his eyes ;;w;; upon you? +>_< How. :3 Most OwO constantwy. +xDD Ham. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had :33 been :33 thewe. +>_< How. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd uWu have much ^w^ amaz'd OwO you. +xDD Ham. Very :3 wike, xDD vewy >_> wike. Stay'd >w< it long? +>_< How. While one with modewate ^.^ haste ^w^ might tell :3 a >_> hundwed. +;;w;; Both. Wongew, wongew. +>_< How. ÚwÚ Nyot when UwU I ^w^ saw't. +xDD Ham. ÚwÚ His ^w^ beawd UwU was >w< gwizzwed- no? +>_< How. ^.^ It UwU was, >_< as UwU I uWu have :3 seen >w< it uWu in :33 his :3 wife, +^-^ A sable silver'd. +xDD Ham. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; watch to-night. +Pewchance 'twill UwU wawk ;;w;; again. +>_< How. UwU I ;;w;; waww'nt >w< it :33 wiww. +xDD Ham. ;;w;; If >w< it assume x3 my x3 nyobwe father's pewson, +I'll speak to :33 it, ^w^ though heww itsewf >_> shouwd >_> gape +xDD And bid ;;w;; me howd x3 my peace. UwU I pray xDD you all, +;;w;; If xDD you uWu have >_> hithewto OwO conceaw'd ÚwÚ this UwU sight, +Let >w< it be tenable uWu in x3 youw :3 siwence stiww; +xDD And ^-^ whatsoevew >_> ewse UwU shaww ÚwÚ hap OwO to-nyight, +Give >w< it >w< an undewstanding >_> but nyo :33 tongue. +UwU I xDD wiww :3 wequite x3 youw :3 wuvs. So, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. +>_> Upon x3 the >w< pwatfowm, 'twixt eleven ÚwÚ and twewve, +I'll x3 visit OwO you. +All. Our >_> duty to x3 youw honyouw. +xDD Ham. uWu Youw wuvs, >_< as >_< minye to OwO you. uWu Faweweww. +Exeunt [all >_> but Hamwet]. +OwO My father's >w< spiwit- uWu in >_> awms? All >_> is nyot well. +UwU I doubt x3 some fouw play. Wouwd x3 the >w< nyight :3 wewe >w< come! +Tiww xDD then sit still, x3 my ^-^ souw. Foul >_< deeds xDD wiww >_< wise, +;;w;; Though aww x3 the ^.^ eawth ^w^ o'ewwhewm ÚwÚ them, to men's :3 eyes. +ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the ;;w;; house of >w< Powonyius. + +Entew Waewtes ÚwÚ and UwU Ophewia. + +Waew. OwO My uWu nyecessawies OwO awe ;;w;; embawk'd. uWu Faweweww. +^.^ And, ^-^ sistew, >_< as x3 the >_< winds UwU give ^-^ benyefit +xDD And :33 convoy >_> is >w< assistant, UwU do nyot sweep, +OwO But wet ;;w;; me hear from OwO you. +:33 Oph. Do xDD you doubt ^-^ that? +Waew. For Hamlet, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ twifwing of :33 his favour, +:33 Howd >w< it :3 a fashion, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu toy uWu in ^-^ bwood; +^-^ A violet uWu in x3 the :33 youth of ÚwÚ pwimy nyatuwe, +x3 Fowwawd, nyot OwO pewmanyent- sweet, nyot lasting; +uWu The ^.^ pewfume ÚwÚ and suppliance of :3 a UwU minyute; +No more. +:33 Oph. No ^.^ mowe >_> but so? +Waew. ^w^ Think >w< it nyo more. +For ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU cwescent does nyot gwow awonye +^w^ In >_< thews ÚwÚ and uWu buwk; >_> but >_< as ÚwÚ this OwO tempwe ^-^ waxes, +uWu The inward OwO sewvice of x3 the ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and :3 souw +Grows uWu wide uWu withaw. :3 Pewhaps ^.^ he loves xDD you now, +xDD And nyow nyo UwU soiw nor cautew xDD doth ÚwÚ besmiwch +uWu The viwtue of :33 his :33 wiww; >_> but xDD you ^w^ must ;;w;; feaw, +ÚwÚ His :33 gweatnyess xDD weigh'd, :33 his xDD wiww >_> is nyot :33 his >_> own; +For ^.^ he >_< himsewf >_> is x3 subject to :33 his xDD biwth. +>w< He OwO may >_> nyot, >_< as unvawued persons UwU do, +UwU Cawve fow himsewf, fow on :33 his UwU choice ÚwÚ depends +uWu The :33 safety ÚwÚ and ^.^ heawth of ÚwÚ this whole state, +xDD And >_< thewefowe ^w^ must :33 his UwU choice be x3 ciwcumscwib'd +uWu Unto x3 the uWu voice ÚwÚ and yiewding of :3 that >w< body +:3 Wheweof ^.^ he >_> is x3 the >_> head. UwU Then >_> if ^.^ he ;;w;; says ^.^ he loves UwU you, +^.^ It ^w^ fits x3 youw ^.^ wisdom UwU so uWu faw to ^-^ bewieve >w< it +;;w;; As ^.^ he uWu in :33 his xDD pawticuwaw ;;w;; act ÚwÚ and :33 pwace +^-^ May UwU give :33 his :3 saying ^.^ deed; which >_> is nyo further +Than x3 the :33 main uWu voice of Denmark xDD goes uWu withaw. +UwU Then >w< weigh >_> what ^-^ woss x3 youw honour OwO may >_< sustain +;;w;; If with ^w^ too cwedent ear xDD you ÚwÚ wist :33 his >_< songs, +:33 Ow wose x3 youw uWu heawt, ow x3 youw >w< chaste treasure open +;;w;; To :33 his OwO unmast'wed impowtunyity. +Fear :33 it, :33 Ophewia, feaw :33 it, x3 my uWu deaw ^-^ sistew, +xDD And >_< keep xDD you uWu in x3 the ^-^ weaw of x3 youw :33 affection, +UwU Out of x3 the UwU shot ÚwÚ and danger of desiwe. +uWu The uWu chawiest >_< maid >_> is prodigal enough +;;w;; If ^.^ she ÚwÚ unmask her beauty to x3 the x3 moon. +x3 Viwtue itsewf :3 scopes nyot uWu cawumnyious >w< stwokes. +uWu The ;;w;; cankew ÚwÚ gawws x3 the UwU infants of x3 the ^-^ spwing +Too ;;w;; oft >w< befowe uWu theiw :33 buttons be disclos'd, +xDD And uWu in x3 the ;;w;; mown ÚwÚ and OwO wiquid :33 dew of :33 youth +Contagious blastments OwO awe UwU most imminent. +^w^ Be uWu wawy :33 then; best :33 safety wies uWu in ;;w;; feaw. +UwU Youth to itsewf rebels, ^w^ though >_< nyonye >_> ewse ÚwÚ nyeaw. +:33 Oph. UwU I UwU shaww x3 th' ^w^ effect of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good wesson >_< keep +;;w;; As watchman to x3 my ;;w;; heawt. But, ÚwÚ good x3 my brother, +Do nyot >_< as x3 some >_< ungwacious ^-^ pastows UwU do, +uWu Show ;;w;; me x3 the ÚwÚ steep ÚwÚ and >_> thowny uWu way to ^.^ heaven, +Whiwes, ^.^ wike :3 a OwO puff'd ÚwÚ and reckless ^w^ wibewtinye, +Himsewf x3 the pwimwose path of ^-^ dawwiance :33 tweads +xDD And recks nyot :33 his UwU own ^.^ wede. +Waew. >_< O, feaw ;;w;; me ^w^ nyot! + +Entew >w< Powonyius. + +UwU I xDD stay ^w^ too wong. OwO But OwO hewe x3 my >w< fathew ^w^ comes. +^-^ A :3 doubwe >_> bwessing >_> is :3 a :3 doubwe >w< gwace; +OwO Occasion ^-^ smiwes ;;w;; upon :3 a second >_< weave. +Pow. ÚwÚ Yet UwU hewe, Laertes? ;;w;; Aboawd, ;;w;; aboawd, fow x3 shame! +uWu The wind >_> sits uWu in x3 the shoulder of x3 youw sail, +xDD And xDD you OwO awe OwO stay'd ;;w;; fow. uWu Thewe- x3 my >_> bwessing with uWu thee! +xDD And these x3 few precepts uWu in >w< thy ^w^ memowy +Wook xDD thou character. Give >w< thy >_< thoughts nyo ;;w;; tongue, +x3 Nyow xDD any >w< unpwopowtion'd xDD thought :33 his act. +^w^ Be xDD thou ^w^ famiwiaw, >_> but ^.^ by nyo means vuwgaw: +>w< Those ^w^ fwiends xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ÚwÚ adoption twied, +Grapple them >w< unto >w< thy :3 souw with UwU hoops of steel; +OwO But UwU do nyot dull >w< thy ^.^ pawm with entewtainment +Of >_< each new-hatch'd, xDD unfwedg'd comrade. ;;w;; Bewawe +Of entrance to :3 a xDD quawwew; >_> but ^.^ being x3 in, +>w< Beaw't :3 that x3 th' >_< opposed OwO may UwU bewawe of thee. +Give every x3 man ^.^ thinye eaw, >_> but x3 few >w< thy voice; +^.^ Take >_< each :33 man's ;;w;; censuwe, >_> but reserve >w< thy ;;w;; judgment. +>w< Costwy >w< thy OwO habit >_< as >w< thy >_< puwse ^.^ can >_> buy, +OwO But nyot express'd uWu in fancy; rich, nyot >_< gaudy; +For x3 the apparel ;;w;; oft proclaims x3 the ^w^ man, +xDD And ;;w;; they uWu in Fwance of x3 the best rank ÚwÚ and :33 station +^w^ Awe UwU most select ÚwÚ and x3 genyewous, uWu chief uWu in x3 that. +>_> Nyeithew :3 a ÚwÚ bowwowew nor :3 a ^w^ wendew be; +For ^w^ woan ;;w;; oft loses both itsewf ÚwÚ and fwiend, +xDD And bowwowing ^w^ duwws x3 the UwU edge of husbandwy. +This :33 abuv ;;w;; aww- to ^.^ thinye UwU own self be ^-^ twue, +xDD And >w< it ^w^ must follow, >_< as x3 the >w< nyight x3 the ^-^ day, +^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot xDD then be UwU fawse to xDD any man. +uWu Faweweww. OwO My >_> bwessing >_< season ÚwÚ this uWu in uWu thee! +Waew. :3 Most x3 humbwy UwU do UwU I OwO take x3 my weave, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pow. uWu The time OwO invites OwO you. ^w^ Go, x3 youw :3 sewvants UwU tend. +Waew. UwU Faweweww, :33 Ophewia, ÚwÚ and remember weww +>_> What UwU I uWu have uWu said to OwO you. +:33 Oph. 'Tis uWu in x3 my ^w^ memowy lock'd, +xDD And xDD you >_> youwsewf UwU shaww >_< keep x3 the OwO key of :3 it. +Waew. uWu Faweweww. ÚwÚ Exit. +Pow. >_> What >w< is't, :33 Ophewia, ^.^ he hath uWu said to you? +:33 Oph. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, ^-^ something ^-^ touching x3 the Lord x3 Hamwet. +Pow. OwO Mawwy, weww bethought! +'Tis told ;;w;; me ^.^ he hath xDD vewy ;;w;; oft of wate +Given >_> pwivate time to UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_> youwsewf +:3 Have of x3 youw audience :33 been UwU most fwee ÚwÚ and >_< bounteous. +;;w;; If >w< it be OwO so- >_< as UwU so UwU 'tis put on uWu me, +xDD And :3 that uWu in uWu way of caution- UwU I ^w^ must tell xDD you +>_> You UwU do nyot understand >_> youwsewf UwU so cweawwy +;;w;; As >w< it :3 behouvs x3 my daughter ÚwÚ and x3 youw honyouw. +>_> What >_> is ^-^ between you? Give ;;w;; me x3 up x3 the truth. +:33 Oph. >w< He :33 hath, x3 my uWu wowd, of wate UwU made UwU many :33 tendews +Of :33 his :3 affection to x3 me. +Pow. UwU Affection? x3 Pooh! >_> You speak ^.^ wike :3 a green OwO giww, +OwO Unsifted uWu in xDD such :33 pewiwous ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. +Do xDD you ^-^ bewieve :33 his tenders, >_< as xDD you caww them? +:33 Oph. UwU I UwU do nyot knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what UwU I >_> shouwd >_< think, +Pow. OwO Mawwy, UwU I xDD wiww >_< teach you! ^w^ Think >_> youwsewf :3 a baby +:33 That xDD you uWu have >_> ta'en these :33 tendews fow true :33 pay, +>_< Which OwO awe nyot xDD stewwing. Tender >_> youwsewf ^.^ mowe ^-^ deawwy, +:33 Ow x3 (nyot to UwU cwack x3 the wind of x3 the poor uWu phwase, +Wunnying >w< it thus) you'ww xDD tendew ;;w;; me :3 a xDD foow. +:33 Oph. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ he hath xDD impowtun'd ;;w;; me with wuv +^w^ In ^.^ honyouwabwe fashion. +Pow. Ay, fashion xDD you OwO may caww :3 it. Go ^.^ to, OwO go ÚwÚ to! +:33 Oph. xDD And hath UwU given >_< countenyance to :33 his ;;w;; speech, x3 my uWu wowd, +With almost aww x3 the >w< howy x3 vows of UwU heaven. +Pow. Ay, >w< spwinges to catch >_> woodcocks! UwU I UwU do knyow, +x3 When x3 the :3 bwood buwns, >w< how prodigal x3 the :3 souw +ÚwÚ Wends x3 the >_> tongue vows. ;;w;; These blazes, ^w^ daughtew, +xDD Giving ^.^ mowe >w< wight than ^.^ heat, >_< extinct uWu in both +Even uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; pwomise, >_< as >w< it >_> is >_< a-making, +>_> You ^w^ must nyot OwO take fow >_> fiwe. Fwom ÚwÚ this time +^w^ Be ^-^ something ÚwÚ scantew of x3 youw >_< maiden pwesence. +Set x3 youw entreatments uWu at :3 a :3 highew wate +Than :3 a ÚwÚ command to >_< pawwey. For Lord Hamlet, +:3 Bewieve UwU so much uWu in :3 him, :3 that ^.^ he >_> is >_> young, +xDD And with :3 a wawgew tether OwO may ^.^ he UwU wawk +Than OwO may be UwU given OwO you. ^w^ In ÚwÚ few, :33 Ophewia, +Do nyot ^-^ bewieve :33 his ^.^ vows; fow ;;w;; they OwO awe bwokews, +ÚwÚ Nyot of :3 that ^.^ dye which uWu theiw investments show, +OwO But mere uWu impwowatows of unholy suits, +:3 Bweathing ^.^ wike ^-^ sanctified ÚwÚ and :33 pious >_< bawds, +uWu The xDD bettew to ;;w;; beguiwe. This >_> is fow all: +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, uWu in uWu pwain ^w^ tewms, from ÚwÚ this time fowth +:3 Have xDD you UwU so ^-^ swandew xDD any x3 moment leisure +;;w;; As to UwU give wowds ow tawk with x3 the Lord x3 Hamwet. +Wook >_> to't, UwU I :3 chawge OwO you. :3 Come x3 youw uWu ways. +:33 Oph. UwU I UwU shaww OwO obey, x3 my OwO wowd. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +OwO Ewsinyowe. uWu The ^w^ pwatfowm >w< befowe x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew Hamlet, uWu Howatio, ÚwÚ and >_> Mawcewwus. + +xDD Ham. uWu The ^w^ aiw ^w^ bites x3 shwewdwy; >w< it >_> is xDD vewy cowd. +>_< How. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a x3 nyipping ÚwÚ and >w< an eagew air. +xDD Ham. >_> What >_> houw ^.^ nyow? +>_< How. UwU I think >w< it lacks of twelve. +Maw. :3 Nyo, >w< it >_> is stwuck. +>_< How. ^-^ Indeed? UwU I heard >w< it not. ^.^ It xDD then ÚwÚ dwaws nyeaw x3 the >_< season +^-^ Whewein x3 the ^w^ spiwit hewd :33 his UwU wont to ^.^ wawk. +^-^ A :33 fwouwish of twumpets, ÚwÚ and >w< two uWu pieces OwO go off. +>_> What does ÚwÚ this mean, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. uWu The ^w^ King xDD doth wake ^.^ to-nyight ÚwÚ and UwU takes :33 his >_< wouse, +^-^ Keeps :3 wassaiw, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD swagg'wing >_> upspwing reels, +^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ he :33 dwains :33 his draughts of Whenyish ;;w;; down, +uWu The ^-^ kettwedwum ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twumpet OwO thus >_< bway x3 out +uWu The twiumph of :33 his :33 pwedge. +>_< How. Is >w< it :3 a ^.^ custom? +xDD Ham. Ay, marry, xDD is't; +OwO But to x3 my UwU mind, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am OwO nyative OwO hewe +xDD And to x3 the ^w^ mannyew born, >w< it >_> is :3 a ;;w;; custom +uWu Mowe :3 honyouw'd uWu in x3 the ^w^ bweach than x3 the UwU obsewvance. +This heavy-headed ^w^ wevew uWu east ÚwÚ and xDD west +:3 Makes >_> us twaduc'd ÚwÚ and x3 tax'd of othew ÚwÚ nyations; +^-^ They cwip >_> us drunkards ÚwÚ and with swinish phrase +ÚwÚ Soiw UwU ouw ^w^ addition; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed >w< it UwU takes +Fwom UwU ouw :3 achievements, ^w^ though pewfowm'd uWu at xDD height, +uWu The ÚwÚ pith ÚwÚ and uWu mawwow of UwU ouw >_> attwibute. +^w^ So ;;w;; oft >w< it chances uWu in xDD pawticuwaw ;;w;; men +^.^ That, fow x3 some ^.^ vicious ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu in ÚwÚ them, +;;w;; As uWu in uWu theiw xDD biwth,- wherein ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot x3 guiwty, +Since ÚwÚ nyatuwe ;;w;; cannyot choose :33 his xDD owigin,- +^-^ By x3 the o'ergrowth of x3 some ÚwÚ compwexion, +x3 Oft breaking down x3 the pales ÚwÚ and OwO fowts of weason, +:33 Ow ^.^ by x3 some OwO habit :3 that ^w^ too much o'erleavens +uWu The >_< fowm of pwausive :3 mannyews, :3 that these ;;w;; men +>_> Cawwying, UwU I say, x3 the stamp of one uWu defect, +uWu Being ;;w;; nyatuwe's wivewy, ow ;;w;; fowtunye's UwU staw, +^-^ Theiw uWu viwtues OwO ewse- be ;;w;; they >_< as puwe >_< as gwace, +;;w;; As :3 infinyite >_< as x3 man OwO may undewgo- +Shall uWu in x3 the general UwU censuwe OwO take ^.^ cowwuption +Fwom :3 that xDD pawticuwaw ^-^ fauwt. uWu The UwU dwam of uWu e'iw +^-^ Doth aww x3 the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ substance often :3 dout ;;w;; To :33 his UwU own scandal. + +Entew ^w^ Ghost. + +>_< How. x3 Wook, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it comes! +xDD Ham. Angews ÚwÚ and ministers of xDD gwace ;;w;; defend ÚwÚ us! +^w^ Be xDD thou :3 a ^w^ spiwit of ^.^ heawth ow x3 gobwin ÚwÚ damn'd, +Bring with uWu thee uWu aiws from heaven ow ÚwÚ bwasts from >_> heww, +^w^ Be >w< thy x3 intents wicked ow :33 chawitabwe, +^.^ Thou UwU com'st uWu in xDD such :3 a UwU questionyabwe xDD shape +:33 That UwU I xDD wiww speak to thee. I'll caww uWu thee Hamlet, +OwO King, ÚwÚ fathew, royal x3 Danye. >_< O, answew me? +Let ;;w;; me nyot burst uWu in ignorance, >_> but tell +Why >w< thy canyonyiz'd xDD bonyes, heawsed uWu in UwU death, +:3 Have burst uWu theiw cewements; >w< why x3 the >w< sepuwchwe +^-^ Whewein ^.^ we saw uWu thee ÚwÚ quietwy inurn'd, +>_< Hath ^-^ op'd :33 his ^w^ pondewous ÚwÚ and OwO mawbwe ^w^ jaws +;;w;; To ;;w;; cast uWu thee x3 up ;;w;; again. >_> What OwO may ÚwÚ this >_> mean +:33 That UwU thou, >_< dead :33 cowse, again uWu in complete >w< steew, +^-^ Wevisits OwO thus x3 the gwimpses of x3 the ;;w;; moon, +^.^ Making >w< nyight :33 hideous, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we foows of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +^w^ So howwidwy to ;;w;; shake UwU ouw uWu disposition +With >_< thoughts ^w^ beyond x3 the reaches of UwU ouw xDD souws? +Say, >w< why >_> is :3 this? OwO whewefowe? >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ we ^-^ do? +>_< Ghost ^-^ beckons x3 Hamwet. +>_< How. ^.^ It ^-^ beckons xDD you to OwO go OwO away with :33 it, +;;w;; As >_> if >w< it x3 some xDD impawtment uWu did ^.^ desiwe +;;w;; To xDD you >_< awonye. +Maw. Wook with >_> what ^-^ couwteous uWu action +^.^ It ;;w;; waves xDD you to :3 a ^.^ mowe removed :33 gwound. +OwO But UwU do nyot OwO go with :3 it! +>_< How. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by nyo UwU means! +xDD Ham. ^.^ It xDD wiww nyot >_< speak. UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; fowwow :3 it. +>_< How. Do >_> nyot, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +xDD Ham. Why, >_> what >_> shouwd be x3 the fear? +UwU I UwU do nyot uWu set x3 my >w< wife uWu at :3 a OwO pin's >w< fee; +xDD And fow x3 my x3 souw, >_> what ^.^ can >w< it UwU do to :3 that, +uWu Being :3 a ^.^ thing :3 immowtaw >_< as ÚwÚ itsewf? +^.^ It ;;w;; waves ;;w;; me fowth ;;w;; again. I'll ;;w;; fowwow :3 it. +>_< How. >_> What >_> if >w< it tempt xDD you toward x3 the flood, x3 my uWu wowd, +:33 Ow to x3 the :3 dweadfuw ^.^ summit of x3 the xDD cwiff +:33 That uWu beetwes ^-^ o'ew :33 his UwU base x3 into x3 the :33 sea, +xDD And there assume x3 some ÚwÚ othew, howwibwe >_< fowm +>_< Which ^w^ might >_< depwive x3 youw UwU suvweignty of reason +xDD And dwaw xDD you x3 into madness? ^w^ Think of :3 it. +uWu The xDD vewy :33 pwace puts :3 toys of ^-^ despewation, +Without ^.^ mowe x3 motive, x3 into every :3 bwain +:33 That :33 wooks UwU so UwU many ;;w;; fadoms to x3 the sea +xDD And x3 heaws >w< it roar beneath. +xDD Ham. ^.^ It ;;w;; waves ;;w;; me xDD stiww. +Go :3 on. I'll ;;w;; fowwow thee. +Maw. >_> You UwU shaww nyot x3 go, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. :33 Howd x3 off x3 youw ^w^ hands! +>_< How. ^w^ Be uWu wuw'd. >_> You UwU shaww nyot ÚwÚ go. +xDD Ham. OwO My fate x3 cwies x3 out +xDD And x3 makes >_< each petty ^-^ awtiwe uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< body +;;w;; As ^-^ hawdy >_< as x3 the x3 Nyemean ;;w;; wion's >_> nyewve. +^w^ [Ghost beckons.] +UwU Stiww ^w^ am UwU I call'd. >_< Unhand uWu me, >_< gentwemen. +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll >_< make :3 a xDD ghost of ^.^ him :3 that wets UwU me!- +UwU I say, away!- Go :3 on. I'll ;;w;; fowwow thee. +Exeunt >_< Ghost ÚwÚ and x3 Hamwet. +>_< How. >w< He ^.^ waxes despewate with >_< imaginyation. +Maw. :3 Wet's x3 fowwow. 'Tis nyot ;;w;; fit OwO thus to UwU obey ^.^ him. +>_< How. :3 Have >w< aftew. ;;w;; To >_> what x3 issue waiw ÚwÚ this come? +Maw. xDD Something >_> is wotten uWu in x3 the >w< state of Denmark. +>_< How. uWu Heaven xDD wiww direct :3 it. +Maw. Nyay, >_> wet's ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene V. +OwO Ewsinyowe. uWu The UwU Castwe. ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the :3 fowtifications. + +Entew >_< Ghost ÚwÚ and x3 Hamwet. + +xDD Ham. x3 Whithew wiwt xDD thou lead me? Speak! I'll OwO go nyo fuwthew. +^w^ Ghost. >_> Mawk x3 me. +xDD Ham. UwU I :33 wiww. +^w^ Ghost. OwO My >_> houw >_> is almost come, +x3 When UwU I to >w< suwph'wous ÚwÚ and >_< towmenting flames +:3 Must render x3 up :3 mysewf. +xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ÚwÚ ghost! +^w^ Ghost. x3 Pity ;;w;; me >_> nyot, >_> but xDD wend >w< thy sewious hearing +;;w;; To >_> what UwU I UwU shaww UwU unfowd. +xDD Ham. :33 Speak. UwU I ^w^ am bound to heaw. +^w^ Ghost. ^w^ So awt xDD thou to UwU wevenge, when xDD thou shalt heaw. +xDD Ham. What? +^w^ Ghost. UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy father's ^-^ spiwit, +^w^ Doom'd fow :3 a xDD cewtain term to UwU wawk x3 the night, +xDD And fow x3 the day >_< confin'd to ÚwÚ fast uWu in ^-^ fiwes, +Tiww x3 the fouw crimes donye uWu in x3 my OwO days of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +^w^ Awe burnt ÚwÚ and purg'd xDD away. OwO But :3 that UwU I ^w^ am UwU fowbid +;;w;; To tell x3 the ^w^ secwets of x3 my :3 pwison house, +UwU I couwd :3 a xDD tawe ^w^ unfowd x3 whose xDD wightest ;;w;; wowd +Wouwd ^.^ hawwow x3 up >w< thy x3 souw, UwU fweeze >w< thy xDD young bwood, +^-^ Make >w< thy >w< two ^w^ eyes, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ staws, start from uWu theiw sphewes, +x3 Thy ^.^ knyotted ÚwÚ and combinyed locks to >_> pawt, +xDD And >_< each xDD pawticuwaw >_< haiw to stand >w< an >w< end +Wike UwU quiwws ;;w;; upon x3 the fwetfuw >w< powpentinye. +OwO But ÚwÚ this xDD etewnyaw >_> bwazon ^w^ must nyot be +;;w;; To OwO eaws of >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and blood. uWu Wist, wist, >_< O, list! +;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst OwO evew >w< thy uWu deaw >w< fathew ;;w;; wuv- +xDD Ham. x3 O uWu God! +^w^ Ghost. xDD Wevenge :33 his fouw ÚwÚ and UwU most unnyatuwaw muwthew. +xDD Ham. Murther? +^w^ Ghost. >w< Muwthew UwU most foul, >_< as uWu in x3 the best >w< it is; +OwO But ÚwÚ this UwU most foul, >_> stwange, ÚwÚ and ^w^ unnyatuwaw. +xDD Ham. Haste ;;w;; me to know't, :3 that I, with x3 wings >_< as UwU swift +;;w;; As meditation ow x3 the >_< thoughts of xDD wuv, +^-^ May :33 sweep to x3 my revenge. +^w^ Ghost. UwU I find uWu thee ^.^ apt; +xDD And ;;w;; duwwew shouwdst xDD thou be than x3 the :33 fat >_< weed +:33 That ^-^ wots itsewf uWu in ^w^ ease on ^w^ Wethe whawf, +Wouldst xDD thou nyot stir uWu in UwU this. >_> Nyow, Hamlet, heaw. +'Tis UwU given x3 out :3 that, x3 sweeping uWu in x3 my >_> owchawd, +^-^ A serpent OwO stung x3 me. ^w^ So x3 the whole ear of Denmark +Is ^.^ by :3 a forged xDD pwocess of x3 my :33 death +Rankly x3 abus'd. OwO But knyow, xDD thou x3 nyobwe youth, +uWu The serpent :3 that uWu did ÚwÚ sting >w< thy father's >w< wife +Now ^-^ weaws :33 his crown. +xDD Ham. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ pwophetic souw! +OwO My xDD uncwe? +^w^ Ghost. Ay, :3 that :3 incestuous, :3 that ÚwÚ aduwtewate ^.^ beast, +With uWu witchcwaft of :33 his ^w^ wit, with ^-^ twaitowous gifts- +x3 O wicked wit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gifts, :3 that uWu have x3 the powew +^w^ So to OwO seduce!- ^.^ won to :33 his >_> shamefuw lust +uWu The xDD wiww of x3 my UwU most seeming-viwtuous >w< queen. +x3 O Hamlet, >_> what :3 a fawwing-off UwU was thewe, +Fwom uWu me, x3 whose wuv UwU was of :3 that dignity +:33 That >w< it OwO went uWu hand uWu in uWu hand even with x3 the vow +UwU I UwU made to her uWu in ^.^ mawwiage, ÚwÚ and to xDD decwinye +>_> Upon :3 a uWu wwetch x3 whose natural ^.^ gifts :3 wewe poor +;;w;; To UwU those of mine! +OwO But virtue, >_< as >w< it >_< nyevew xDD wiww be x3 mov'd, +;;w;; Though >_< wewdnyess court >w< it uWu in :3 a xDD shape of ^.^ heaven, +^w^ So x3 wust, ^w^ though to :3 a OwO wadiant ÚwÚ angew link'd, +Will ÚwÚ sate itsewf uWu in :3 a ^w^ cewestiaw x3 bed +xDD And prey on xDD gawbage. +OwO But xDD soft! uWu methinks UwU I x3 scent x3 the mownying air. +:3 Bwief wet ;;w;; me >w< be. Sleeping within x3 my >_> owchawd, +OwO My ;;w;; custom awways of x3 the ;;w;; aftewnyoon, +>_> Upon x3 my ^.^ secuwe >_> houw >w< thy :33 uncwe stowe, +With >w< juice of uWu cuwsed >_> hebonya uWu in :3 a vial, +xDD And uWu in x3 the UwU powches of x3 my OwO eaws uWu did pouw +uWu The >w< wepewous ^.^ distiwment; x3 whose ^w^ effect +Howds xDD such >w< an >_< enmity with :3 bwood of x3 man +:33 That UwU swift >_< as quicksilverr >w< it ;;w;; couwses ^w^ thwough +uWu The natural :3 gates ÚwÚ and alleys of x3 the ;;w;; body, +xDD And with :3 a ^.^ sudden >_< vigouw >w< it xDD doth :33 posset +xDD And >_> cuwd, ^.^ wike eagew ÚwÚ dwoppings x3 into xDD miwk, +uWu The >_< thin ÚwÚ and whowesome blood. ^w^ So uWu did >w< it minye; +xDD And :3 a UwU most x3 instant tettew bawk'd about, +:3 Most ^.^ wazaw-wike, with ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and woathsome crust +All x3 my x3 smooth body. +^-^ Thus UwU was I, >_< sweeping, ^.^ by :3 a brother's uWu hand +Of :3 wife, of :3 cwown, of queen, uWu at >_> once ;;w;; dispatch'd; +Cut x3 off even uWu in x3 the xDD bwossoms of x3 my ^w^ sin, +Unhous'led, >w< disappointed, unanel'd, +No reckoning made, >_> but sent to x3 my :33 account +With aww x3 my ;;w;; impewfections on x3 my >_> head. +xDD Ham. >_< O, :3 howwibwe! >_< O, :3 howwibwe! UwU most :3 howwibwe! +^w^ Ghost. ;;w;; If xDD thou x3 hast ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu in ÚwÚ thee, UwU beaw >w< it not. +Let nyot x3 the royal x3 bed of Denmark be +^-^ A UwU couch fow wuxuwy ÚwÚ and uWu damnyed incest. +But, howsoever xDD thou >_> puwsuest ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act, +:3 Taint nyot >w< thy UwU mind, nor wet >w< thy :3 souw >_< contwive +^w^ Against >w< thy mothew ^.^ aught. Weave her to ^.^ heaven, +xDD And to UwU those thorns :3 that uWu in her ^w^ bosom uWu wodge +;;w;; To uWu pwick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sting her. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww uWu at OwO once. +uWu The ^-^ gwowwowm >_< shows x3 the :3 matin to be nyeaw +xDD And UwU gins to pawe :33 his x3 unyeffectuaw >_> fiwe. +:3 Adieu, adieu, ^w^ adieu! ÚwÚ Wemembew x3 me. ÚwÚ Exit. +xDD Ham. x3 O aww xDD you host of :3 heaven! x3 O ÚwÚ eawth! >_> What else? +xDD And UwU shaww UwU I coupwe :33 heww? UwU Howd, OwO howd, x3 my :33 heawt! +xDD And UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ sinyews, gwow nyot x3 instant :3 owd, +OwO But UwU beaw ;;w;; me stiffly :33 up. ÚwÚ Wemembew thee? +Ay, xDD thou poor ;;w;; ghost, OwO whiwe ^w^ memowy ÚwÚ howds :3 a uWu seat +^w^ In ÚwÚ this distracted ^w^ gwobe. ÚwÚ Wemembew thee? +Yea, from x3 the tabwe of x3 my ^w^ memowy +I'll xDD wipe OwO away aww OwO twiviaw fond ^w^ wecowds, +All saws of books, aww x3 fowms, aww pressures x3 past +:33 That :33 youth ÚwÚ and >w< obsewvation :33 copied thewe, +xDD And >w< thy commandment aww awonye UwU shaww ^w^ wive +OwO Within x3 the ^w^ book ÚwÚ and >_< vowume of x3 my :3 bwain, +OwO Unmix'd with baser :3 mattew. Yes, ^.^ by :3 heaven! +x3 O UwU most pewnyicious OwO woman! +x3 O villain, villain, :3 smiwing, uWu damnyed :33 viwwain! +OwO My uWu tabwes! ^w^ Meet >w< it >_> is UwU I uWu set >w< it down +:33 That one OwO may :33 smiwe, ÚwÚ and :33 smiwe, ÚwÚ and be :3 a villain; +At least UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >w< it OwO may be UwU so uWu in Denmark. [Writes.] +So, uWu uncwe, there xDD you x3 awe. Now to x3 my wowd: +^.^ It >_> is 'Adieu, ^w^ adieu! ÚwÚ Wemembew xDD me.' +UwU I uWu have OwO swown't. +>_< How. :3 (within) OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! + +Entew ÚwÚ Howatio ÚwÚ and >_> Mawcewwus. + +Maw. Lord ^-^ Hamwet! +>_< How. uWu Heaven ^.^ secuwe x3 him! +xDD Ham. ^w^ So be :3 it! +Maw. Iwwo, :3 ho, :3 ho, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +xDD Ham. Hillo, :3 ho, :3 ho, ^.^ boy! ^.^ Come, bird, x3 come. +Maw. How >w< is't, x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD wowd? +>_< How. >_> What news, x3 my xDD wowd? +Maw. >_< O, OwO wondewfuw! +>_< How. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, tell :3 it. +xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, xDD you xDD wiww ^-^ weveaw :3 it. +>_< How. ÚwÚ Nyot I, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ by :3 heaven! +Maw. x3 Nyow I, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. How >_> say xDD you ^w^ then? Wouwd >_< heawt of x3 man >_> once think :33 it? +OwO But you'ww be ^w^ secwet? +;;w;; Both. Ay, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. >_> Thewe's nyeew :3 a viwwain dwelling uWu in aww Denmark +OwO But uWu he's >w< an uWu awwant knave. +>_< How. >_> Thewe >_< nyeeds nyo ;;w;; ghost, x3 my uWu wowd, come from x3 the :3 gwave +;;w;; To tell >_> us UwU this. +xDD Ham. Why, wight! >_> You OwO awe uWu in x3 the wight! +xDD And >_> so, ^-^ without ^.^ mowe circumstance uWu at all, +UwU I howd >w< it ;;w;; fit :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; shake ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and ^w^ pawt; +>_< You, >_< as x3 youw business ÚwÚ and desiwes UwU shaww :33 point UwU you, +For every x3 man hath business ÚwÚ and >_> desiwe, +>w< Such >_< as >w< it is; ÚwÚ and fow x3 my UwU own poor >_> pawt, +Wook UwU you, I'll OwO go pway. +>_< How. ;;w;; These OwO awe >_> but >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and >w< whiwwing wowds, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy ;;w;; they ^-^ offend UwU you, :3 heawtiwy; +Yes, ^w^ faith, heawtiwy. +>_< How. >_> Thewe's nyo ^-^ offence, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. Yes, ^.^ by Saint Patrick, >_> but there ;;w;; is, uWu Howatio, +xDD And much offence UwU too. :3 Touching ÚwÚ this xDD vision UwU hewe, +^.^ It >_> is >w< an xDD honyest ;;w;; ghost, :3 that wet ;;w;; me tell OwO you. +For x3 youw ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ knyow >_> what >_> is ^-^ between us, +O'ermaster't >_< as xDD you may. xDD And now, ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, +;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe OwO fwiends, schowaws, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews, +Give ;;w;; me one poor xDD wequest. +>_< How. >_> What >w< is't, x3 my xDD wowd? We :33 wiww. +xDD Ham. xDD Nyevew >_< make ÚwÚ knyown >_> what xDD you uWu have :3 seen to-night. +;;w;; Both. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we xDD wiww not. +xDD Ham. Nyay, >_> but OwO sweaw't. +>_< How. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, +OwO My uWu wowd, nyot ^.^ I. +Maw. x3 Nyow I, x3 my wowd- uWu in ÚwÚ faith. +xDD Ham. >_> Upon x3 my ^-^ swowd. +Maw. We uWu have sworn, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< awweady. +xDD Ham. >w< Indeed, ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu swowd, indeed. + +>_< Ghost x3 cwies :33 undew x3 the stage. + +^w^ Ghost. ;;w;; Sweaw. +xDD Ham. uWu Aha ^-^ boy, say'st xDD thou so? Awt xDD thou thewe, ^w^ twuepenny? +:3 Come on! >_> You hear ÚwÚ this fewwow uWu in x3 the cewwawage. +UwU Consent to OwO sweaw. +>_< How. *twerks* Pwopose x3 the ;;w;; oath, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. xDD Nyevew to speak of ÚwÚ this :3 that xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ seen. +Swear ^.^ by x3 my ^-^ swowd. +^w^ Ghost. [benyeath] ;;w;; Sweaw. +xDD Ham. ^-^ Hic ^w^ et >_< ubique? UwU Then we'll OwO shift UwU ouw :33 gwound. +:3 Come hithew, xDD gentwemen, +xDD And uWu way x3 youw ^.^ hands again ;;w;; upon x3 my ^-^ swowd. +xDD Nyevew to speak of ÚwÚ this :3 that xDD you uWu have heard: +Swear ^.^ by x3 my ^-^ swowd. +^w^ Ghost. [benyeath] Swear ^.^ by :33 his ^-^ swowd. +xDD Ham. Weww said, ;;w;; owd uWu mowe! ÚwÚ Canst ^.^ wowk :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ eawth UwU so fast? +^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy ^-^ pionyew! Once ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wemuv, ÚwÚ good fwiends." +>_< How. x3 O day ÚwÚ and night, >_> but ÚwÚ this >_> is wondwous >_< stwange! +xDD Ham. xDD And >_< thewefowe >_< as :3 a stwangew UwU give >w< it x3 wewcome. +>_> Thewe OwO awe ^.^ mowe ^.^ things uWu in heaven ÚwÚ and earth, uWu Howatio, +Than OwO awe dweamt of uWu in x3 youw phiwosophy. +OwO But >w< come! +Here, >_< as x3 befowe, ;;w;; nyevew, UwU so OwO hewp xDD you mercy, +How ;;w;; stwange ow >w< odd soe'ew UwU I UwU beaw mysewf +xDD (As UwU I x3 pewchance heweaftew UwU shaww think :3 meet +;;w;; To put >w< an ^.^ antic uWu disposition ^w^ on), +:33 That UwU you, uWu at xDD such times ^-^ seeing uWu me, >_< nyevew UwU shaww, +With :3 awms encumb'wed thus, ow ÚwÚ this ^-^ head-shake, +:33 Ow ^.^ by pwonyouncing of x3 some ^.^ doubtfuw uWu phwase, +;;w;; As UwU 'Weww, weww, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow,' ow ÚwÚ 'We couwd, >w< an >_> if ^.^ we uWu wouwd,' +:33 Ow x3 'If ^.^ we ÚwÚ wist to >_< speak,' ow ^-^ 'Thewe be, >w< an >_> if ;;w;; they ^w^ might,' +:33 Ow xDD such ÚwÚ ambiguous ^.^ giving ^.^ out, to ^-^ nyote +:33 That xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ aught of me- ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot to UwU do, +^w^ So xDD gwace ÚwÚ and xDD mewcy uWu at x3 youw UwU most >_< nyeed OwO hewp UwU you, +;;w;; Sweaw. +^w^ Ghost. [benyeath] ;;w;; Sweaw. +^w^ [They swear.] +xDD Ham. Rest, ^-^ west, :33 pewtuwbed :33 spiwit! So, xDD gentwemen, +With aww x3 my wuv UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to uWu you; +xDD And >_> what UwU so poor :3 a x3 man >_< as ;;w;; Hamwet >_> is +^-^ May UwU do t' express :33 his wuv ÚwÚ and fwiending to UwU you, +^w^ God >_> wiwwing, UwU shaww nyot ^w^ wack. Let >_> us OwO go uWu in together; +xDD And still x3 youw x3 fingews on x3 youw :3 wips, UwU I pway. +uWu The time >_> is x3 out of ;;w;; joint. x3 O uWu cuwsed x3 spite +:33 That OwO evew UwU I UwU was bown to uWu set >w< it wight! +Nyay, come, >_> wet's OwO go together. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +OwO Act UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the ;;w;; house of >w< Powonyius. + +Entew ^.^ Powonyius ÚwÚ and Reynaldo. + +Pow. Give ^.^ him ÚwÚ this monyey ÚwÚ and these nyotes, Reynaldo. +ÚwÚ Wey. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pow. >_> You UwU shaww UwU do marvell's wisely, ÚwÚ good :33 Weynyawdo, +^.^ Befowe >_> You x3 visit :3 him, to >_< make ^.^ inquiwe +Of :33 his behaviouw. +ÚwÚ Wey. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu did intend :3 it. +Pow. OwO Mawwy, weww said, xDD vewy weww UwU said. Wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, +>w< Enquiwe ;;w;; me xDD fiwst >_> what xDD Danskews OwO awe uWu in OwO Pawis; +xDD And how, ÚwÚ and who, >_> what >_< means, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe ;;w;; they uWu keep, +>_> What xDD company, uWu at >_> what expense; ÚwÚ and finding +^-^ By ÚwÚ this encompassment ÚwÚ and dwift of ;;w;; question +:33 That ;;w;; they UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 my x3 son, come xDD you ^.^ mowe nyeawew +Than x3 youw xDD pawticuwaw uWu demands xDD wiww :33 touch :3 it. +^.^ Take UwU you, >_< as :33 'twewe, x3 some >w< distant >_< knyowwedge of him; +;;w;; As thus, ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ knyow :33 his >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO fwiends, +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ pawt >_< him.' Do xDD you mark uWu this, >_> Weynyawdo? +ÚwÚ Wey. Ay, xDD vewy weww, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pow. uWu 'And uWu in ÚwÚ pawt :3 him, uWu but,' xDD you OwO may say, 'nyot well. +OwO But if't be ^.^ he UwU I mean, uWu he's xDD vewy >w< wiwd +;;w;; Addicted UwU so ÚwÚ and uWu so'; ÚwÚ and there put on ^.^ him +>_> What fowgewies xDD you pwease; marry, >_< nyonye UwU so rank +;;w;; As OwO may x3 dishonyouw uWu him- OwO take :3 heed of :33 that; +But, ^w^ siw, xDD such wanton, ^w^ wiwd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ usuaw slips +;;w;; As OwO awe companions noted ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ knyown +;;w;; To :33 youth ÚwÚ and OwO wibewty. +ÚwÚ Wey. ;;w;; As gaming, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pow. Ay, ow OwO dwinking, ^.^ fencing, uWu sweawing, ^-^ quawwewwing, +ÚwÚ Dwabbing. >_> You OwO may OwO go UwU so far. +ÚwÚ Wey. OwO My uWu wowd, :3 that ^.^ wouwd x3 dishonyouw ^.^ him. +Pow. Faith, no, >_< as xDD you OwO may >_< season >w< it uWu in x3 the chawge. +>_> You ^w^ must nyot put anyothew OwO scandaw on :3 him, +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is open to incontinency. +>w< That's nyot x3 my meanying. OwO But ;;w;; bweathe :33 his :33 fauwts UwU so x3 quaintwy +:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may xDD seem x3 the ^w^ taints of >w< wibewty, +uWu The fwash ÚwÚ and outbweak of :3 a fiery UwU mind, +^-^ A >_< savagenyess uWu in unwecwaimed bwood, +Of general xDD assauwt. +ÚwÚ Wey. But, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd- +Pow. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> shouwd xDD you UwU do :3 this? +ÚwÚ Wey. Ay, x3 my uWu wowd, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ knyow x3 that. +Pow. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, hewe's x3 my dwift, +xDD And UwU I ^-^ bewieve >w< it >_> is :3 a :3 fetch of ;;w;; wawwant. +>_> You >w< waying these :3 swight sullies on x3 my >_< son +;;w;; As >w< 'twewe :3 a ^.^ thing :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ soiw'd :33 i' x3 th' x3 wowking, +>_> Mawk UwU you, +uWu Youw party uWu in converse, ^.^ him xDD you ^.^ wouwd sound, +>_> Having OwO evew :3 seen uWu in x3 the pwenyominyate crimes +uWu The :33 youth xDD you ;;w;; bweathe of x3 guiwty, be x3 assuw'd +>w< He :3 cwoses with xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; consequence: +x3 'Good :33 siw,' ow >_> so, ow :33 'fwiend,' ow x3 'gentweman'- +x3 Accowding to x3 the phrase ow x3 the >w< addition +Of x3 man ÚwÚ and OwO countwy- +ÚwÚ Wey. Very UwU good, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pow. xDD And >w< then, ^w^ siw, does xDD 'a OwO this- xDD 'a ^-^ does- >_> What UwU was UwU I about to ^.^ say? +^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, UwU I UwU was about to >_> say ^w^ something! Whewe uWu did UwU I weave? +ÚwÚ Wey. At uWu 'cwoses uWu in x3 the :3 consequence,' uWu at ^-^ 'fwiend ow :3 so,' ÚwÚ and +>w< gentweman.' +Pow. At uWu 'cwoses uWu in x3 the consequence'- Ay, >w< mawwy! +>w< He :3 cwoses thus: ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ knyow x3 the :3 gentweman. +UwU I saw ^.^ him ^.^ yestewday, ow x3 t'othew ^-^ day, +:33 Ow >w< then, ow >w< then, with xDD such ow such; x3 and, >_< as xDD you say, +>_> Thewe UwU was xDD 'a gaming; there ^w^ o'ewtook in's wouse; +>_> Thewe falling x3 out uWu at >_< tennyis'; ow ÚwÚ pewchance, +ÚwÚ 'I saw ^.^ him enter xDD such :3 a ;;w;; house of uWu sawe,' +Videlicet, :3 a xDD bwothew, ow UwU so forth. +xDD See xDD you x3 nyow- +uWu Youw x3 bait of UwU fawsehood UwU takes ÚwÚ this >_< cawp of truth; +xDD And OwO thus UwU do ^.^ we of ^.^ wisdom ÚwÚ and of x3 weach, +With >_> windwasses ÚwÚ and with assays of OwO bias, +^-^ By indirections find diwections OwO out. +So, ^.^ by x3 my xDD fowmew ^-^ wectuwe ÚwÚ and x3 advice, +Shall xDD you x3 my OwO son. >_> You uWu have uWu me, uWu have xDD you nyot +ÚwÚ Wey. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I :3 have. +Pow. ^w^ God ^-^ b' ÚwÚ wi' :3 ye, ^-^ fawe OwO ye OwO weww! +ÚwÚ Wey. ^-^ Good x3 my ^.^ wowd! [Going.] +Pow. >w< Obsewve :33 his ^w^ incwinyation uWu in OwO youwsewf. +ÚwÚ Wey. UwU I UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pow. xDD And wet ^.^ him ply :33 his >_> music. +ÚwÚ Wey. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pow. >_< Faweweww! +uWu Exit Reynaldo. + +Entew UwU Ophewia. + +How now, :3 Ophewia? x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +:33 Oph. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU so uWu affwighted! +Pow. With x3 what, :33 i' x3 th' xDD nyame of ^w^ God UwU I +:33 Oph. OwO My uWu wowd, >_< as UwU I UwU was >_> sewing uWu in x3 my closet, +Lord Hamlet, with :33 his ^w^ doubwet aww uWu unbwac'd, +No ^w^ hat ;;w;; upon :33 his head, :33 his ;;w;; stockings fouw'd, +uWu Ungawt'wed, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ down-gyved to :33 his UwU ankwe; +Pawe >_< as :33 his :33 shiwt, :33 his knees knocking >_< each ÚwÚ othew, +xDD And with :3 a wook UwU so ^.^ piteous uWu in puwpowt +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he xDD had :33 been loosed x3 out of heww +;;w;; To speak of horrors- ^.^ he x3 comes >w< befowe x3 me. +Pow. Mad fow >w< thy love? +:33 Oph. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do nyot knyow, +OwO But :33 twuwy UwU I UwU do feaw :3 it. +Pow. >_> What uWu said uWu he? +:33 Oph. >w< He >_> took ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the wrist ÚwÚ and hewd ;;w;; me hard; +UwU Then xDD goes ^.^ he to x3 the :33 wength of aww :33 his ^.^ awm, +^.^ And, with :33 his othew uWu hand OwO thus ^-^ o'ew :33 his >_> bwow, +>w< He ^w^ fawws to xDD such ;;w;; pewusaw of x3 my OwO face +;;w;; As ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd dwaw :3 it. OwO Wong OwO stay'd ^.^ he :3 so. +At last, :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ shaking of >_< minye ^.^ awm, +xDD And thrice :33 his >_> head OwO thus ^.^ waving x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, +>w< He >_> wais'd :3 a x3 sigh UwU so ^.^ piteous ÚwÚ and profound +;;w;; As >w< it uWu did xDD seem to uWu shattew aww :33 his >_< buwk +xDD And >w< end :33 his ;;w;; being. :33 That :33 donye, ^.^ he wets ;;w;; me x3 go, +xDD And with :33 his >_> head uvw :33 his shoulder >_> tuwn'd +>w< He ^w^ seem'd to find :33 his uWu way ^-^ without :33 his ^w^ eyes, +For x3 out ^.^ o' x3 doows ^.^ he OwO went ^-^ without uWu theiw OwO hewp +xDD And to x3 the >w< wast bended uWu theiw >w< wight on x3 me. +Pow. ^.^ Come, OwO go with x3 me. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_> seek x3 the ;;w;; King. +This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy >w< ecstasy of xDD wuv, +>_< Whose :3 viowent uWu pwopewty ^-^ fowdoes itsewf +xDD And weads x3 the xDD wiww to despewate undewtakings +;;w;; As ;;w;; oft >_< as xDD any passion :33 undew heaven +:33 That does UwU affwict UwU ouw natures. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy. +What, uWu have xDD you UwU given ^.^ him xDD any x3 hawd wowds of uWu wate? +:33 Oph. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; but, >_< as xDD you uWu did >_> command, +UwU I uWu did wepew :33 his x3 wettews ÚwÚ and >w< denyied +ÚwÚ His x3 access to x3 me. +Pow. :33 That hath UwU made ^.^ him >_> mad. +UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that with xDD bettew :3 heed ÚwÚ and ^w^ judgment +UwU I xDD had nyot OwO quoted ^.^ him. UwU I feaw'd ^.^ he uWu did >_> but xDD twifwe +xDD And meant to wwack ÚwÚ thee; >_> but :3 beshwew x3 my jeawousy! +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, >w< it >_> is >_< as OwO pwopew to UwU ouw age +;;w;; To ;;w;; cast ^w^ beyond ouwsewves uWu in UwU ouw OwO opinyions +;;w;; As >w< it >_> is ^w^ common fow x3 the :3 youngew ;;w;; sowt +;;w;; To ^.^ wack discwetion. ^.^ Come, OwO go ^.^ we to x3 the ;;w;; King. +This ^w^ must be x3 knyown; ^w^ which, ^.^ being :33 kept cwose, ^w^ might move +uWu Mowe grief to hide than ^-^ hate to :33 uttew love. +>w< Come. +:33 Exeunt. + +Scene UwU II. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +>w< Fwouwish. [Entew ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :3 Queen, Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and x3 Guiwdenstewn, ^w^ cum xDD awiis. + +;;w;; King. Welcome, uWu deaw Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. +^.^ Moweuvw :3 that ^.^ we much uWu did ^-^ wong to >_> see UwU you, +uWu The >_< nyeed ^.^ we uWu have to use xDD you uWu did ;;w;; pwovoke +Our >_> hasty :33 sending. xDD Something uWu have xDD you heard +Of Hamlet's x3 twansfowmation. ^w^ So UwU I caww :33 it, +Sith nor x3 th' exterior nor x3 the inward x3 man +^w^ Wesembwes :3 that >w< it uWu was. >_> What >w< it >_> shouwd be, +uWu Mowe than :33 his father's UwU death, :3 that OwO thus hath put ^.^ him +^w^ So much from x3 th' undewstanding of himsewf, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot dweam uWu of. UwU I entweat xDD you both +^.^ That, ^.^ being of UwU so xDD young x3 cways ^.^ bwought x3 up with :3 him, +xDD And xDD since UwU so uWu nyeighbouw'd to :33 his :33 youth ÚwÚ and haviouw, +:33 That xDD you x3 vouchsafe x3 youw xDD west OwO hewe uWu in UwU ouw court +;;w;; Some xDD wittwe time; UwU so ^.^ by x3 youw ÚwÚ companyies +;;w;; To dwaw ^.^ him on to UwU pweasuwes, ÚwÚ and to gathew +^w^ So much >_< as from ;;w;; occasion xDD you OwO may gwean, +Whethew ^.^ aught to >_> us unknown affwicts ^.^ him OwO thus +^.^ That, x3 open'd, wies within UwU ouw UwU wemedy. +ÚwÚ Queen. ^-^ Good xDD gentwemen, ^.^ he hath much ^w^ tawk'd of UwU you, +xDD And >_< suwe UwU I ^w^ am >w< two ;;w;; men there OwO awe nyot UwU wiving +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he ^.^ mowe ;;w;; adhewes. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease xDD you +;;w;; To x3 show >_> us UwU so much ÚwÚ gentwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good xDD wiww +;;w;; As to uWu expend x3 youw time with >_> us ^-^ awhiwe +For x3 the suppwy ÚwÚ and pwofit of UwU ouw hope, +uWu Youw xDD visitation UwU shaww receive xDD such thanks +;;w;; As ^w^ fits :3 a >_< king's :3 wemembwance. +Wos. UwU Both x3 youw >_< Majesties +Might, ^.^ by x3 the suvweign powew xDD you uWu have of us, +>_> Put x3 youw xDD dwead >_< pweasuwes ^.^ mowe x3 into ÚwÚ command +Than to x3 entweaty. +Guil. OwO But ^.^ we both OwO obey, +xDD And OwO hewe UwU give x3 up ;;w;; ouwsewves, uWu in x3 the full xDD bent, +;;w;; To uWu way UwU ouw OwO sewvice freely uWu at x3 youw ^.^ feet, +;;w;; To be commanded. +;;w;; King. >_< Thanks, Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe OwO Guiwdenstewn. +ÚwÚ Queen. >_< Thanks, ^-^ Guiwdenstewn ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe ^-^ Wosencwantz. +xDD And UwU I :33 beseech xDD you instantly to x3 visit +OwO My ^w^ too much changed ^w^ son.- ^w^ Go, x3 some of UwU you, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing these gentlemen :3 whewe ;;w;; Hamwet >w< is. +Guil. ^w^ Heavens >_< make UwU ouw x3 pwesence ÚwÚ and UwU ouw pwactices +Pleasant ÚwÚ and helpful to x3 him! +ÚwÚ Queen. Ay, >_< amen! +Exeunt Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and x3 Guiwdenstewn, ^w^ [with x3 some +>w< Attendants]. + +Entew >w< Powonyius. + +Pow. xDD Th' ambassadors from x3 Nyowway, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +^w^ Awe joyfully ;;w;; wetuwn'd. +;;w;; King. ^.^ Thou still x3 hast :33 been x3 the >w< fathew of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; nyews. +Pow. :3 Have I, x3 my xDD wowd? Assuwe UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ good ^.^ wiege, +UwU I howd x3 my >_> duty >_< as UwU I howd x3 my x3 souw, +UwU Both to x3 my ^w^ God ÚwÚ and to x3 my >_> gwacious uWu king; +xDD And UwU I UwU do x3 think- ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ this :3 bwain of >_< minye +Hunts nyot x3 the trail of UwU powicy UwU so >_< suwe +;;w;; As >w< it hath ;;w;; us'd to xDD do- :3 that UwU I uWu have >_> found +uWu The xDD vewy cause of Hamlet's ^.^ wunyacy. +;;w;; King. >_< O, speak of >_< that! :33 That UwU do UwU I ^-^ wong to heaw. +Pow. Give xDD fiwst ÚwÚ admittance to x3 th' ambassadows. +OwO My nyews UwU shaww be x3 the ^w^ fwuit to :3 that great x3 feast. +;;w;; King. ^.^ Thysewf UwU do xDD gwace to ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing them ^.^ in. +;;w;; [Exit :3 Powonyius.] +>w< He uWu tewws uWu me, x3 my uWu deaw >_> Gewtwude, ^.^ he hath >_> found +uWu The >_> head ÚwÚ and uWu souwce of aww x3 youw ÚwÚ son's distempew. +ÚwÚ Queen. UwU I doubt >w< it >_> is nyo othew >_> but x3 the ^-^ main, +ÚwÚ His father's :33 death ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ;;w;; o'ewhasty marriage. +;;w;; King. xDD Weww, ^.^ we UwU shaww OwO sift ^.^ him. + +Entew Polonius, ^-^ Vowtemand, ÚwÚ and >_> Cownyewius. + +Welcome, x3 my ÚwÚ good fwiends. +Say, ^-^ Vowtemand, >_> what from UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew Nyowway? +Volt. :3 Most >w< faiw ^-^ wetuwn of ^.^ gweetings ÚwÚ and :33 desiwes. +>_> Upon UwU ouw ÚwÚ fiwst, ^.^ he sent x3 out to suppress +ÚwÚ His :3 nyephew's wevies; which to ^.^ him appear'd +;;w;; To be :3 a uWu pwepawation uWu 'gainst x3 the x3 Powack, +OwO But xDD bettew >_> wook'd into, ^.^ he :33 twuwy >_> found +^.^ It UwU was OwO against x3 youw Highness; ^.^ wheweat griev'd, +:33 That UwU so :33 his :3 sicknyess, age, ÚwÚ and >w< impotence +Was :3 fawsewy :3 bownye uWu in uWu hand, OwO sends x3 out ÚwÚ awwests +On :33 Fowtinbwas; which xDD he, uWu in ^-^ bwief, ^w^ obeys, +Receives ^.^ webuke from x3 Nyowway, x3 and, uWu in uWu finye, +:3 Makes vow >w< befowe :33 his :33 uncwe >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe +;;w;; To UwU give x3 th' OwO assay of :3 awms OwO against x3 youw >_< Majesty. +Wheweon ;;w;; owd x3 Nyowway, uWu uvwcome with joy, +>w< Gives ^.^ him >w< thwee thousand :3 cwowns uWu in >w< annyuaw ^.^ fee +xDD And :33 his OwO commission to :33 empwoy UwU those xDD sowdiews, +^w^ So ^w^ wevied >_< as x3 befowe, OwO against x3 the OwO Powack; +With >w< an ;;w;; entweaty, >w< hewein further OwO shown, +xDD [Gives :3 a paper.] +:33 That >w< it ^w^ might uWu pwease xDD you to UwU give :33 quiet pass +^.^ Thwough x3 youw xDD dominyions fow ÚwÚ this entewpwise, +On xDD such wegawds of :33 safety ÚwÚ and :3 awwowance +;;w;; As thewein OwO awe uWu set down. +;;w;; King. ^.^ It likes >_> us well; +xDD And uWu at UwU ouw ^.^ mowe uWu considew'd time we'll wead, +:3 Answew, ÚwÚ and think ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this business. +>w< Meantime ^.^ we >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ;;w;; weww-took uWu wabouw. +Go to x3 youw rest; uWu at >w< nyight we'll >_> feast together. +:3 Most wewcome x3 home! Exeunt uWu Ambassadows. +Pow. This business >_> is weww ended. +OwO My ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ and UwU madam, to OwO expostuwate +>_> What ^.^ majesty >_> shouwd be, >_> what >_> duty ;;w;; is, +Why day >_> is ^-^ day, >w< nyight >_> is night, ÚwÚ and time >_> is uWu time. +^.^ Wewe >_< nyothing >_> but to uWu waste night, ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and uWu time. +>_< Thewefowe, xDD since ^-^ bwevity >_> is x3 the :3 souw of ^w^ wit, +xDD And UwU tediousnyess x3 the x3 wimbs ÚwÚ and :33 outwawd flourishes, +UwU I xDD wiww be bwief. uWu Youw x3 nyobwe >_< son >_> is >_> mad. +Mad caww UwU I uWu it; for, to ^w^ definye true xDD madnyess, +>_> What :3 is't >_> but to be >_< nyothing >_> ewse >_> but uWu mad? +OwO But wet :3 that ÚwÚ go. +ÚwÚ Queen. uWu Mowe >w< mattew, with less art. +Pow. uWu Madam, UwU I >_< sweaw UwU I use nyo awt uWu at all. +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is mad, UwU 'tis >_> twue: UwU 'tis true UwU 'tis pity; +xDD And pity UwU 'tis UwU 'tis true. ^-^ A >_< foowish figuwe! +OwO But >_< faweweww :33 it, fow UwU I xDD wiww use nyo art. +Mad wet >_> us gwant ^.^ him UwU then. xDD And nyow remains +:33 That ^.^ we find x3 out x3 the cause of ÚwÚ this >_< effect- +:33 Ow rather say, x3 the cause of ÚwÚ this uWu defect, +For ÚwÚ this ^w^ effect ÚwÚ defective x3 comes ^.^ by OwO cause. +^-^ Thus >w< it >_< wemains, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ wemaindew OwO thus. +OwO Pewpend. +UwU I uWu have :3 a daughter >_< (have OwO whiwe ^.^ she >_> is xDD minye), +Who uWu in her >_> duty ÚwÚ and xDD obedience, >_> mawk, +>_< Hath UwU given ;;w;; me UwU this. Now >_< gathew, ÚwÚ and suwmise. +[Weads] x3 the >_> wettew. +uWu 'To x3 the cewestiaw, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 souw's :3 idow, x3 the UwU most xDD beautified +Ophelia,'- + +>w< That's >w< an :33 iww uWu phwase, :3 a ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ phwase; :3 'beautified' >_> is :3 a ^-^ viwe +phrase. +OwO But xDD you UwU shaww heaw. Thus: [Reads.] -x3 'In xDD hew excellent >_> white ^.^ bosom, :33 these, xDD &c.' -Queen. Came :3 this ^-^ fwom Hamlet ^-^ to uWu hew? -ÚwÚ Pow. Good UwU madam, stay >_> awhiwe. I uWu wiww >w< be faithful. [Reads.] - -'Doubt :3 thou OwO the x3 staws awe uWu fiwe; -Doubt UwU that OwO the >_< sun doth muv; -Doubt >w< twuth ^-^ to >w< be :3 a liar; -But never x3 doubt I wuv. -'O dear :3 Ophewia, I x3 am i-iww at ^.^ these >_> nyumbews; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot art ^-^ to -reckon my groans; uWu but UwU that I love ÚwÚ thee best, :3 O UwU most best, believe -it. OwO Adieu. ->_> 'Thinye evermore, UwU most dear >w< wady, UwU whiwst :3 this ^.^ machinye :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ him, -xDD HAMWET.' - -This, in ÚwÚ obedience, ;;w;; hath my daughter shown me; -And ^-^ mowe ^.^ abuv, ;;w;; hath his ^w^ sowicitings, -UwU As uWu they feww >_< out uWu by UwU time, uWu by means, ÚwÚ and place, -^-^ Aww >w< given ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eaw. -King. But how ;;w;; hath ^.^ she -:3 Weceiv'd his love? -ÚwÚ Pow. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think >_> of x3 me? -King. UwU As >_> of :3 a man xDD faithfuw ÚwÚ and honourable. -ÚwÚ Pow. I would fain ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ so. But what UwU might you xDD think, -When I xDD had uWu seen :3 this ^.^ hot love uWu on OwO the x3 wing -UwU (As I perceiv'd it, I >w< must tell you UwU that, -Before my daughter told uWu me), what UwU might you, -Ow my dear uWu Majesty >_> youw queen ;;w;; hewe, xDD think, ->w< If I xDD had >_> pway'd OwO the uWu desk ^w^ ow ^-^ tabwe book, -Ow >w< given my OwO heawt :3 a >w< winking, ^-^ mute ÚwÚ and ^w^ dumb, -Ow ^.^ wook'd x3 upon :3 this love with :33 idwe >w< sight? -What UwU might you think? No, I went x3 wound ^-^ to wowk -And my x3 young ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; thus I >_> did >_< bespeak: ->_> 'Wowd Hamlet :3 is :3 a ^w^ pwince, >_< out >_> of >w< thy staw. -:3 This >w< must ^.^ nyot x3 be.' And then I pwescwipts >_> gave UwU hew, -:33 That ^.^ she shouwd ^-^ wock x3 hewsewf ^-^ fwom his resort, ->_< Admit nyo :33 messengews, weceive nyo tokens. -^w^ Which >_< donye, ^.^ she took OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of my >_< advice, -And >_< he, ;;w;; wepuwsed, :3 a ^-^ showt xDD tawe ^-^ to >_> make, -x3 Feww OwO into :3 a uWu sadnyess, then OwO into :3 a :3 fast, -ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ to :3 a xDD watch, ^.^ thence OwO into :3 a weakness, -ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ to :3 a lightness, :3 and, uWu by :3 this declension, -x3 Into OwO the UwU madnyess wherein :3 nyow ^.^ he xDD waves, -And >w< aww ^-^ we mourn OwO fow. -King. Do you ÚwÚ think 'tis uWu this? -Queen. ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ be, vewy like. -ÚwÚ Pow. ;;w;; Hath there >_< been such :3 a x3 time- I would fain xDD knyow that- -:33 That I ^.^ have ^w^ Positivewy ^w^ said ^-^ ''Tis OwO so,' -When ^.^ it ^w^ pwov'd ^w^ othewwise.? -King. :3 Nyot UwU that I know. -ÚwÚ Pow. [points ^-^ to his head ÚwÚ and shouwdew] ;;w;; Take :3 this ^-^ fwom this, ^-^ if :3 this ->w< be uWu othewwise. ->w< If UwU ciwcumstances ;;w;; wead uWu me, I uWu wiww find -:3 Whewe >w< twuth :3 is ;;w;; hid, >w< though ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe hid >_< indeed -xDD Within OwO the UwU centwe. -King. OwO How ^-^ may ^-^ we twy ^.^ it :33 fuwthew? -ÚwÚ Pow. You xDD knyow ^.^ sometimes ^.^ he walks ;;w;; fouw ^w^ houws >_> togethew -;;w;; Hewe in OwO the xDD wobby. -Queen. ^w^ So ^.^ he OwO does :3 indeed. -ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ At such :3 a UwU time I'll loose my daughter ^-^ to >_> him. -Be you ÚwÚ and I >_> behind OwO an awwas xDD then. ->_< Mawk OwO the encounter. >w< If ^.^ he love xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, -And ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom his reason OwO faww'n UwU theweon ->_> Wet me >w< be nyo x3 assistant uWu fow :3 a state, -But ^-^ keep :3 a ^.^ fawm ÚwÚ and :3 cawtews. -King. We uWu wiww twy it. - -x3 Entew x3 Hamwet, reading uWu on :3 a uWu book. - -Queen. But ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe :3 sadwy OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ wwetch comes OwO weading. -ÚwÚ Pow. Away, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, uWu both away -I'll board him >_> pwesentwy. :33 O, ^w^ give me weave. ->_< Exeunt UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu Queen, [with Attendants]. -OwO How OwO does my good Wowd UwU Hamwet? -ÚwÚ Ham. Weww, UwU God-a-mewcy. -ÚwÚ Pow. Do you xDD knyow uWu me, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. Excellent :33 weww. You awe :3 a fishmongew. -ÚwÚ Pow. :3 Nyot OwO I, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then I would you ;;w;; wewe OwO so >w< honyest :3 a xDD man. -ÚwÚ Pow. Honest, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, sir. ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ honyest, as :3 this x3 wowwd >_> goes, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ onye man -pick'd >_< out >_> of >w< ten UwU thousand. -ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ That's vewy true, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the >_< sun breed xDD maggots in :3 a UwU dead dog, being :3 a god -kissing UwU cawwion- >_< Have you :3 a ^.^ daughtew? -ÚwÚ Pow. I x3 have, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wawk >w< i' th' OwO sun. :33 Conception :3 is :3 a OwO bwessing, uWu but ^.^ nyot -as >_> youw daughter ^-^ may conceive. Friend, ÚwÚ wook to't. -ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ [aside] OwO How uWu say you uWu by ÚwÚ that? OwO Stiww harping uWu on my daughter. >_> Yet -^.^ he knew me ^.^ nyot at >_> fiwst. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said I ÚwÚ was :3 a fishmongew. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 faw -gone, :3 faw uWu gonye! And ^.^ twuwy in my xDD youth I xDD suff'wed >w< much >_> extwemity -uWu fow love- vewy ;;w;; nyeaw ÚwÚ this. I'll speak ^-^ to him ^-^ again.- What ^-^ do you -^.^ wead, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Wowds, x3 wowds, wowds. -ÚwÚ Pow. What :3 is OwO the matter, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Between UwU who? -ÚwÚ Pow. I >_> mean, OwO the matter UwU that you ^.^ wead, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Swandews, siw; uWu fow OwO the OwO satiwicaw wogue :33 says here UwU that ^.^ owd x3 men -^.^ have :3 gwey ^.^ beawds; UwU that theiw faces awe ;;w;; wwinkwed; theiw eyes -purging OwO thick amber ÚwÚ and pwum-twee x3 gum; ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu they ^.^ have :3 a -plentiful wack >_> of wit, >_> togethew with UwU most uWu weak hams. ^-^ Aww which, -;;w;; siw, >w< though I UwU most x3 powewfuwwy ÚwÚ and potently >w< bewieve, ÚwÚ yet I howd ^.^ it -^.^ nyot xDD honyesty ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ;;w;; thus xDD set ;;w;; down; uWu fow you OwO youwsewf, ;;w;; siw, -shouwd >w< be ^.^ owd as I x3 am ^.^ if, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cwab, you :33 couwd >w< go backwawd. -ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ [aside] ^-^ Though :3 this >w< be UwU madnyess, ÚwÚ yet there :3 is :3 a >_> method :3 in't.- -uWu Wiww You ÚwÚ wawk >_< out >_> of OwO the :3 aiw, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Into my grave? -ÚwÚ Pow. ;;w;; Indeed, UwU that :3 is >_< out o' th' air. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How pregnant ^.^ sometimes -his x3 wepwies OwO awe! :3 a >w< happinyess UwU that >_< often UwU madnyess :3 hits OwO on, ;;w;; which -reason ÚwÚ and ^w^ sanyity :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ pwospewouswy >w< be UwU dewivewed >_> of. I -uWu wiww xDD weave him ÚwÚ and :33 suddenwy contrive OwO the :3 means >_> of meeting :3 between -him ÚwÚ and my daughter.- UwU My honyouwabwe lord, I uWu wiww UwU most humbly UwU take -my xDD weave >_> of you. -ÚwÚ Ham. You :33 cannyot, ;;w;; siw, UwU take ^-^ fwom me ^w^ anything UwU that I uWu wiww ^-^ mowe -willingly part withal- ^-^ except my xDD wife, ^-^ except my xDD wife, ^-^ except my -xDD wife, - -x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. - -ÚwÚ Pow. Fawe you well, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ These >w< tedious ^.^ owd fools! -ÚwÚ Pow. You >w< go ^-^ to >w< seek OwO the Wowd Hamlet. Thewe ^.^ he is. -^-^ Wos. [to >w< Powonyius] :3 God :33 save you, :3 siw! -Exit x3 [Powonyius]. -Guiw. UwU My UwU honyouw'd wowd! -^-^ Wos. UwU My UwU most dear wowd! -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My excellent good x3 fwiends! OwO How OwO dost thou, ^w^ Guiwdenstewn? xDD Ah, -:33 Wosencwantz! Good xDD wads, how ^-^ do ye x3 both? -^-^ Wos. UwU As OwO the indifferent chiwdwen >_> of OwO the xDD eawth. -Guiw. x3 Happy in UwU that ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot over-happy. -uWu On Fowtunye's ÚwÚ cap ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot OwO the vewy button. -ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow OwO the >_> sowes >_> of xDD hew xDD shoe? -^-^ Wos. Neither, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then you live about xDD hew x3 waist, ^w^ ow in OwO the middwe >_> of xDD hew -OwO favouws? -Guiw. OwO Faith, xDD hew ^.^ pwivates uWu we. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In OwO the >w< secwet pawts >_> of Fowtunye? O! UwU most :3 twue! ^.^ she :3 is :3 a -xDD stwumpet. What UwU nyews ? -^-^ Wos. None, my lord, uWu but UwU that OwO the world's UwU gwown :33 honyest. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then :3 is :3 doomsday nyeaw! But >_> youw UwU nyews :3 is ^.^ nyot true. >_> Wet me -xDD question ^-^ mowe in pawticuwaw. What ^.^ have you, my good fwiends, ->w< desewved at OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of >_> Fowtunye UwU that ^.^ she >_> sends you ^-^ to pwison -^w^ hithew? -Guiw. xDD Pwison, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. Denmark's :3 a prison. -^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Then :3 is OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ onye. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy UwU onye; in ;;w;; which there awe many ÚwÚ confinyes, x3 wawds, ÚwÚ and -OwO dungeons, :33 Denmawk being ^-^ onye o' th' uWu wowst. -^-^ Wos. We ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot so, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, then 'tis UwU nyonye ^-^ to OwO you; uWu fow there :3 is nyothing ;;w;; eithew good -^w^ ow OwO bad uWu but >w< thinking makes ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. ÚwÚ To me ^.^ it :3 is :3 a prison. -^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ Why, then >_> youw ambition makes ^.^ it ^w^ onye. ^.^ 'Tis xDD too narrow uWu fow >_> youw -mind. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O God, I :33 couwd >w< be xDD bounded in :3 a nutshell ÚwÚ and ;;w;; count ^-^ mysewf :3 a -;;w;; king >_> of >_< infinyite ^-^ space, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot UwU that I ^.^ have OwO bad ^w^ dweams. -Guiw. ^w^ Which >_> dweams >_< indeed awe ambition; uWu fow OwO the vewy xDD substance >_> of -OwO the ambitious :3 is mewewy OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of :3 a ^-^ dweam. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A ^-^ dweam itsewf :3 is uWu but :3 a shadow. -^-^ Wos. Twuwy, ÚwÚ and I howd ambition >_> of OwO so >_> aiwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight :3 a ;;w;; quawity UwU that -^.^ it :3 is uWu but :3 a shadow's shadow. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then awe ^-^ ouw >_< beggaws UwU bodies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw monarchs ÚwÚ and :33 outstwetch'd -:3 hewoes OwO the uWu beggaws' shadows. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ to th' couwt? for, uWu by my -^w^ fay, I cannyot reason. -Both. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon you. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyo such matter! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sort you with OwO the west >_> of my -sewvants; for, ^-^ to speak ^-^ to you >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest man, I x3 am UwU most -dweadfuwwy ;;w;; attended. But in OwO the >_> beaten uWu way >_> of ^.^ fwiendship, what -^-^ make you at Ewsinyowe? -^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ To >w< visit you, my ^w^ wowd; nyo uWu othew ;;w;; occasion. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Beggaw UwU that I OwO am, I x3 am x3 even UwU poow in :3 thanks; uWu but I :3 thank OwO you; -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; suwe, dear fwiends, my ^w^ thanks awe xDD too dear :3 a halfpenny. Were -you ^.^ nyot x3 sent xDD fow? ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ incwinying? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a free -;;w;; visitation? ^w^ Come, ^-^ deaw justly with >_> me. ^w^ Come, x3 come! ;;w;; Nyay, speak. -Guiw. What shouwd ^-^ we ÚwÚ say, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, anything- uWu but ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. You ;;w;; wewe x3 sent UwU fow; ÚwÚ and -there :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< confession in >_> youw >w< wooks, ;;w;; which >_> youw uWu modesties -^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< cwaft enough ^-^ to cowouw. I xDD knyow OwO the good UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen -^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow you. -^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ To what end, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That you >w< must teach >_> me. But let me conjuwe you uWu by OwO the ^-^ wights ->_> of ^-^ ouw x3 fewwowship, uWu by OwO the consonancy >_> of ^-^ ouw youth, uWu by OwO the -obwigation >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD evew-pwesewved love, ÚwÚ and uWu by what ^-^ mowe dear :3 a -better :33 pwoposew :33 couwd chawge you ^-^ withaw, >w< be x3 even ÚwÚ and direct with -uWu me, whethew you ;;w;; wewe x3 sent uWu fow ^w^ ow nyo. -^-^ Wos. >_> [aside ^-^ to >_> Guiwdenstewn] What uWu say you? -ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ [aside] Nyay then, I ^.^ have OwO an eye >_> of ÚwÚ you.- >w< If you love uWu me, howd -^.^ nyot UwU off. -Guiw. UwU My lord, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe x3 sent OwO fow. -ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww tell you >w< why. ^w^ So uWu shaww my anticipation >w< pwevent >_> youw -discovery, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^.^ secwecy ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen >w< mouwt nyo -^-^ feathew. I ^.^ have >_> of wate- uWu but xDD whewefowe I xDD knyow nyot- lost >w< aww my -mirth, :3 fowgonye >w< aww UwU custom >_> of uWu exewcises; ÚwÚ and :3 indeed, ^.^ it :33 goes OwO so -heavily with my ^-^ disposition UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy >_< fwame, OwO the :3 eawth, -uWu seems ^-^ to me :3 a ÚwÚ stewiwe ^.^ pwomontowy; :3 this UwU most excellent canopy, OwO the -:3 aiw, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 this bwave >_> o'ewhanging firmament, :3 this ^-^ majesticaw ->_< woof ^.^ fwetted with gowden OwO fiwe- >_> why, ^.^ it appeaweth nyo uWu othew xDD thing -^-^ to me than :3 a ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and :3 pestiwent congwegation >_> of ^.^ vapouws. What :3 a -piece >_> of wowk :3 is :3 a ^w^ man! how x3 nyobwe in weason! how >_< infinyite in -facuwties! in fowm ÚwÚ and ^w^ moving how express ÚwÚ and :33 admiwabwe! in ->w< action how >_< wike OwO an angew! in appwehension how >_< wike :3 a ^-^ god! OwO the -x3 beauty >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, OwO the pawagon >_> of ;;w;; anyimaws! And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to me what -:3 is :3 this xDD quintessence >_> of :33 dust? >_< Man >w< dewights ^.^ nyot :3 me- no, :3 nyow ^-^ woman -neither, >w< though uWu by >_> youw :33 smiwing you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu say ÚwÚ so. -^-^ Wos. UwU My lord, there ÚwÚ was nyo such stuff in my xDD thoughts. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Why >_> did you waugh then, when I ^w^ said 'Man >w< dewights ^.^ nyot x3 me'? -^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ To xDD think, my lord, ^-^ if you dewight ^.^ nyot in man, what lenten ->_> entewtainment OwO the ;;w;; pwayews uWu shaww weceive ^-^ fwom you. We >w< coted them -uWu on OwO the >_< way, ÚwÚ and UwU hithew awe uWu they UwU coming ^-^ to :3 offew you uWu sewvice. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu pways OwO the ;;w;; king uWu shaww >w< be :3 wewcome- his uWu Majesty uWu shaww -^.^ have twibute >_> of me; OwO the adventuwous x3 knyight uWu shaww ;;w;; use his :33 foiw ÚwÚ and -;;w;; tawget; OwO the >_> wuvw uWu shaww ^.^ nyot sigh ^-^ gwatis; OwO the UwU humowous man uWu shaww -^-^ end his part in ^w^ peace; OwO the :3 cwown uWu shaww ^-^ make x3 those waugh uWu whose ->_< wungs awe :33 tickwe o' th' OwO sewe; ÚwÚ and OwO the wady uWu shaww uWu say xDD hew :33 mind -fweewy, ^w^ ow OwO the UwU bwank ^w^ vewse uWu shaww :33 hawt OwO fowt. What ;;w;; pwayews awe -OwO they? -^-^ Wos. >_< Even x3 those you ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to UwU take such dewight ÚwÚ in, OwO the -;;w;; twagedians >_> of OwO the :33 city. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How >_< chances ^.^ it uWu they ^-^ twavew? Their uWu wesidence, uWu both in -weputation ÚwÚ and :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ was better uWu both xDD ways. -^-^ Wos. I ÚwÚ think theiw ;;w;; inhibition comes uWu by OwO the :3 means >_> of OwO the ^.^ wate ->_> innyovation. -ÚwÚ Ham. Do uWu they howd OwO the >_> same x3 estimation uWu they >_> did when I ÚwÚ was in OwO the -xDD city? uWu Awe uWu they OwO so follow'd? -^-^ Wos. :3 Nyo >_< indeed awe uWu they not. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How comes it? Do uWu they gwow wusty? -^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Nyay, theiw ^.^ endeavouw >_< keeps in OwO the :3 wonted xDD pace; uWu but there ;;w;; is, -;;w;; siw, OwO an eywie >_> of ^-^ chiwdwen, wittwe eyases, UwU that x3 cwy >_< out uWu on OwO the :3 top ->_> of xDD question ÚwÚ and awe UwU most ^.^ tywannyicawwy ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO fowt. ^.^ These awe :3 nyow -OwO the x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and OwO so bewattwe OwO the ^w^ common stages UwU (so uWu they caww -^w^ them) UwU that many wearing :33 wapiews awe ^w^ afwaid >_> of goosequills ÚwÚ and -dare scarce come thithew. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, awe uWu they children? OwO Who maintains ;;w;; 'em? OwO How awe uWu they -:3 escoted? uWu Wiww uWu they x3 puwsue OwO the ;;w;; quawity nyo ÚwÚ wongew than uWu they can -sing? uWu Wiww uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu say afterwards, ^-^ if uWu they shouwd gwow -themsewves ^-^ to ^w^ common ;;w;; pwayews >w< (as ^.^ it :3 is UwU most ^-^ wike, ^-^ if theiw :3 means -awe nyo better), theiw ^-^ wwitews ^-^ do them :33 wwong ^-^ to ^-^ make them :33 excwaim -x3 against theiw >_> own :3 succession. -^-^ Wos. OwO Faith, there >_> has >_< been >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do uWu on uWu both :33 sides; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< nyation -howds ^.^ it nyo xDD sin ^-^ to ^w^ tawwe them ^-^ to ^-^ contwuvwsy. Thewe OwO was, uWu fow :3 a -^w^ whiwe, nyo money ;;w;; bid uWu fow awgument unwess OwO the :3 poet ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< pwayew -went ^-^ to ^.^ cuffs in OwO the :33 question. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? -Guiw. :33 O, there >_> has >_< been >w< much ^.^ thwowing about >_> of uWu bwains. -ÚwÚ Ham. Do OwO the :3 boys carry ^.^ it >_> away? -^-^ Wos. >w< Ay, UwU that uWu they uWu do, my wowd- xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and his woad ^w^ too. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot vewy >_< stwange; uWu fow my uncwe :3 is UwU King >_> of Denmark, ÚwÚ and -x3 those UwU that would ^-^ make :33 mows at him >_< whiwe my fathew :33 wived ^w^ give -:33 twenty, fowty, >w< fifty, :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ ducats uWu apiece uWu fow his UwU pictuwe in -^-^ wittwe. uWu 'Sbwood, there :3 is xDD something in :3 this ^-^ mowe than >w< nyatuwaw, ^-^ if -phiwosophy :33 couwd find ^.^ it >_< out. - -^w^ Fwouwish uWu fow OwO the Players. - -Guiw. Thewe awe OwO the ^.^ pwayews. -ÚwÚ Ham. Gentwemen, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to xDD Ewsinyowe. Your x3 hands, x3 come! ^-^ Th' -appuwtenyance >_> of ^-^ wewcome :3 is ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ and cewemony. >_> Wet me x3 compwy -with you in :3 this garb, west my >_> extent ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; pwayews ^w^ (which I -tell you >w< must show ^w^ faiwwy ^.^ outwawds) shouwd ^-^ mowe :3 appeaw >_< wike ->_> entewtainment than ^w^ youws. You awe welcome. But my uWu uncwe-fathew -ÚwÚ and ^w^ aunt-mothew awe deceiv'd. -Guiw. UwU In what, my dear UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am uWu but mad ÚwÚ nyowth-nyowth-west. When OwO the ^.^ wind :3 is southewwy I -xDD knyow :3 a :3 hawk ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD handsaw. - -x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. - -ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ Weww >w< be with you, ^.^ gentwemen! -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Hawk you, Guiwdenstewn- ÚwÚ and you :33 too- at OwO each ear :3 a hearer! -:33 That gweat baby you UwU see there :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_< out >_> of his swaddwing -^-^ cwouts. -^-^ Wos. uWu Happiwy :33 he's OwO the uWu second UwU time come ^-^ to them; uWu fow uWu they uWu say OwO an ^.^ owd -man :3 is ^w^ twice :3 a chiwd. -ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww pwophesy ^.^ he comes ^-^ to tell me >_> of OwO the ^.^ pwayews. >_< Mawk :3 it.- -You uWu say >_< wight, siw; :3 a Monday mownying; twas OwO so :3 indeed. -ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have UwU nyews ^-^ to tell you. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have UwU nyews ^-^ to tell you. When :3 Woscius ÚwÚ was OwO an actow in -:3 Wome- -ÚwÚ Pow. The uWu actows awe come hithew, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Buzz, ;;w;; buzz! -ÚwÚ Pow. :3 Upon my ÚwÚ honyouw- -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then came OwO each actow uWu on his OwO ass- -ÚwÚ Pow. The :33 best uWu actows in OwO the UwU wowwd, ;;w;; eithew uWu fow tragedy, comedy, -history, pastowaw, >w< pastowaw-comicaw, histowicaw-pastowaw, -^.^ twagicaw-histowicaw, ;;w;; twagicaw-comicaw-histowicaw-pastowaw; scene -individabwe, ^w^ ow poem >w< unwimited. ^w^ Senyeca cannyot >w< be xDD too ;;w;; heavy, :3 nyow -^-^ Pwautus xDD too >_> wight. >_< Fow OwO the OwO waw >_> of :3 wwit ÚwÚ and OwO the wibewty, ^.^ these awe -OwO the only ^-^ men. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O >_< Jephthah, ;;w;; judge >_> of UwU Iswaew, what :3 a >_> tweasuwe xDD hadst thou! -ÚwÚ Pow. What >_> tweasuwe xDD had >_< he, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, - ->_< 'Onye fair >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and nyo :3 mowe, -The ;;w;; which ^.^ he loved >_< passing well.' - -ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ [aside] OwO Stiww uWu on my daughter. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot >w< i' th' >_< wight, ^.^ owd xDD Jephthah? -ÚwÚ Pow. >w< If you caww me >_< Jephthah, my lord, I ^.^ have :3 a daughter UwU that I -love >_< passing :33 weww. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that UwU fowwows not. -ÚwÚ Pow. What UwU fowwows then, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, - -OwO 'As uWu by lot, :3 God >_< wot,' - -ÚwÚ and then, you >w< knyow, - -^.^ 'It came ^-^ to pass, as UwU most >_< wike ^.^ it OwO was.' - -The ^.^ fiwst row >_> of OwO the UwU pious :33 chanson uWu wiww show you ^-^ mowe; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook -xDD whewe my abridgment comes. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five Players. - -You awe welcome, ^.^ mastews; welcome, xDD aww.- I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee -weww.- Wewcome, good xDD fwiends.- :33 O, my ^.^ owd fwiend? ÚwÚ Why, >w< thy ;;w;; face :3 is ->_< vawanc'd >_< since I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee :33 wast. ;;w;; Com'st' :3 thou UwU to' beard me in ->_> Denmawk?- >_> What, my x3 young wady ÚwÚ and mistwess? ^w^ By'w Lady, >_> youw -ladyship :3 is nearer ^-^ to >w< heaven than when I ^-^ saw you last uWu by OwO the -awtitude >_> of :3 a >_< chopinye. ;;w;; Pway :3 God >_> youw OwO voice, >_< wike :3 a piece >_> of -ÚwÚ uncuwwent ^.^ gowd, >w< be ^.^ nyot cwack'd within OwO the ring.- >w< Mastews, you awe ->w< aww welcome. >w< We'ww uWu e'en to't >_< wike xDD Fwench >_< fawconyews, UwU fwy at -^w^ anything ^-^ we :3 see. >w< We'ww ^.^ have :3 a OwO speech ÚwÚ stwaight. ^w^ Come, ^w^ give OwO us :3 a -ÚwÚ taste >_> of >_> youw quality. ^w^ Come, :3 a passionate xDD speech. -OwO 1. Play. What speech, my good UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. I heard ÚwÚ thee speak me :3 a OwO speech once, uWu but ^.^ it ÚwÚ was never acted; -^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO was, ^.^ nyot :33 abuv once; uWu fow OwO the play, I :33 wemembew, pleas'd -^.^ nyot OwO the miwwion, 'twas xDD caviawy ^-^ to OwO the :3 genyewaw; uWu but ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< (as I -receiv'd it, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, uWu whose ^w^ judgments in such mattews :3 cwied in -OwO the :3 top >_> of minye) OwO an excellent play, ;;w;; weww ^-^ digested in OwO the >_< scenyes, -xDD set ;;w;; down with as >w< much x3 modesty as UwU cunnying. I wemembew ^-^ onye ^w^ said -there ;;w;; wewe nyo :33 sawwets in OwO the >w< winyes ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the matter savoury, -:3 nyow nyo matter in OwO the ^.^ phwase UwU that UwU might indict OwO the >_< authow >_> of -:3 affectation; uWu but xDD caww'd ^.^ it OwO an >w< honyest ^w^ method, as >_> whowesome as -;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and uWu by vewy >w< much ^-^ mowe xDD handsome than ÚwÚ finye. >_< Onye OwO speech xDD in't -I chiefwy >_> wov'd. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^w^ AEnyeas' xDD tawe ^-^ to Dido, ÚwÚ and >_> theweabout >_> of ^.^ it ->w< especiawwy xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ speaks >_> of ^w^ Pwiam's :33 swaughtew. >w< If ^.^ it live in ->_> youw memory, begin at :3 this :3 winye- let me >_> see, let me see: - -xDD 'The rugged :33 Pywwhus, >_< wike th' Hyrcanian ÚwÚ beast-' - -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >w< so; ^.^ it begins with Pywwhus: - -xDD 'The rugged :33 Pywwhus, ^.^ he uWu whose ^w^ sabwe uWu awms, -Bwack as his >_< puwpose, >_> did OwO the night resemble -When ^.^ he uWu way ^-^ couched in OwO the ominyous OwO howse, -;;w;; Hath :3 nyow :3 this ;;w;; dwead ÚwÚ and bwack complexion UwU smeaw'd -x3 With OwO hewawdwy ^-^ mowe dismal. Head ^-^ to foot -Nyow :3 is >w< be ;;w;; totaw guwes, horridly trick'd -x3 With UwU bwood >_> of ÚwÚ fathews, >w< mothews, daughtews, OwO sons, -xDD Bak'd ÚwÚ and UwU impasted with OwO the parching stweets, -:33 That lend :3 a tyrannous ÚwÚ and :3 a damned ^.^ wight -ÚwÚ To theiw ;;w;; wowd's :3 muwthew. xDD Woasted in ^w^ wwath ÚwÚ and fire, -And ;;w;; thus o'ersized with coaguwate uWu gowe, -x3 With eyes >_< wike ^.^ cawbuncwes, OwO the ^.^ hewwish Pyrrhus -Old :3 gwandsiwe Priam x3 seeks.' - -UwU So, :33 pwoceed you. -ÚwÚ Pow. Fowe God, my lord, ;;w;; weww uWu spoken, with good accent ÚwÚ and good -discretion. - -OwO 1. Play. 'Anon ^.^ he ^.^ finds ^w^ him, -Stwiking xDD too ^-^ showt at Greeks. His >_> antique ;;w;; swowd, -Rebellious ^-^ to his arm, :3 wies xDD whewe ^.^ it falls, -Repugnant ^-^ to ^.^ command. Unequal uWu match'd, -Pyrrhus at Priam ^w^ dwives, in ;;w;; wage strikes :3 wide; -But with OwO the uWu whiff ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind >_> of his feww >_< swowd -^-^ Th' :3 unnyewved fathew ^.^ fawws. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ sensewess >_> Iwium, ->_< Seeming ^-^ to ;;w;; feew :3 this bwow, with flaming :3 top -x3 Stoops ^-^ to his base, ÚwÚ and with :3 a hideous crash -Takes pwisonyew :33 Pywwhus' OwO eaw. >_< Fow ^-^ wo! his ;;w;; swowd, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was >w< decwinying uWu on OwO the >_> miwky head -x3 Of OwO wevewend Priam, >w< seem'd >w< i' th' ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ to :3 stick. -UwU So, as :3 a ^w^ painted tyrant, Pyrrhus OwO stood, -And, >_< wike :3 a uWu nyeutwaw ^-^ to his uWu wiww ÚwÚ and matter, -OwO Did nothing. -But, as ^-^ we >_< often >_> see, x3 against >w< some storm, -OwO A siwence in OwO the uWu heavens, OwO the wack ^.^ stand stiww, -The bowd x3 winds ÚwÚ speechwess, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ owb x3 bewow -UwU As :33 hush as >_> death- anon OwO the dreadful thundew -^-^ Doth rend OwO the region; so, aftew :33 Pywwhus' >_> pause, -;;w;; Awoused ;;w;; vengeance ^w^ sets him OwO nyew >w< awowk; -And never >_> did OwO the ^.^ Cycwops' ;;w;; hammews ^-^ faww -uWu On :33 Maws's x3 awmouw, x3 fowg'd uWu fow >_> pwoof OwO etewnye, -x3 With less >w< wemowse than :33 Pywwhus' ÚwÚ bweeding >_< swowd -Nyow ^.^ fawws uWu on Pwiam. -:33 Out, out, :3 thou >w< stwumpet Fowtunye! ^-^ Aww you >_< gods, -UwU In ^w^ genyewaw synod UwU take away xDD hew powew; -:33 Bweak >w< aww OwO the spokes ÚwÚ and fewwies ^-^ fwom xDD hew wheew, -And boww OwO the x3 wound :3 nyave ;;w;; down OwO the hiww >_> of UwU heaven, -UwU As low as ^-^ to OwO the uWu fiends! - -ÚwÚ Pow. :3 This :3 is xDD too UwU wong. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^-^ to OwO the xDD bawbew's, with >_> youw >w< beawd.- ÚwÚ Pwithee uWu say x3 on. ->w< He's uWu fow :3 a >_< jig ^w^ ow :3 a xDD tawe >_> of bawdwy, ^w^ ow ^.^ he sleeps. Say OwO on; come ^-^ to ->_> Hecuba. - -OwO 1. Play. 'But :3 who, :3 O :3 who, xDD had uWu seen OwO the mobled x3 queen-' - -ÚwÚ Ham. xDD 'The mobled ^-^ queen'? -ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ That's uWu good! UwU 'Mobwed UwU queen' :3 is :33 good. - -OwO 1. Play. UwU 'Wun bawefoot OwO up ÚwÚ and down, x3 thweat'nying OwO the ^.^ fwames -x3 With ;;w;; bisson ;;w;; wheum; :3 a clout x3 upon UwU that head -:3 Whewe ^.^ wate OwO the diadem OwO stood, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a wobe, -About xDD hew :3 wank ÚwÚ and >w< aww o'erteemed :3 woins, -OwO A blanket, in OwO the xDD awawm >_> of ;;w;; feaw >_> caught up- -OwO Who :3 this xDD had ^.^ seen, with :33 tongue in venyom steep'd -'Gainst Fowtunye's OwO state would uWu tweason ^.^ have pwonyounc'd. -But ^-^ if OwO the UwU gods themsewves >_> did UwU see xDD hew then, -When ^.^ she ^-^ saw Pyrrhus ^-^ make :33 mawicious uWu spowt -UwU In ^.^ Mincing with his >_< swowd xDD hew >_< husband's xDD wimbs, -The x3 instant ^-^ buwst >_> of clamour UwU that ^.^ she :3 made -(Unless >w< things x3 mowtaw move them ^.^ nyot at >_> aww) -Wouwd ^.^ have :3 made miwch OwO the burning eyes >_> of >w< heaven -And passion in OwO the :33 gods.' - -ÚwÚ Pow. Look, whe'r ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ nyot tuwn'd his >_< cowouw, ÚwÚ and >_> has ;;w;; teaws :33 in's -OwO eyes. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyo ;;w;; mowe! -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ 'Tis :33 weww. I'll ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee speak >_< out OwO the west >_> of :3 this >_< soon.- -Good my lord, uWu wiww you UwU see OwO the ;;w;; pwayews ;;w;; weww >w< bestow'd? Do you -uWu heaw? >_> Wet them >w< be ;;w;; weww :3 us'd; uWu fow uWu they awe OwO the UwU abstwact ÚwÚ and bwief -^.^ chwonyicwes >_> of OwO the xDD time. :33 Aftew >_> youw death you ;;w;; wewe better ^.^ have :3 a -OwO bad ^-^ epitaph than theiw i-iww wepowt >_< whiwe you wive. -ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww ;;w;; use them >w< accowding ^-^ to theiw xDD desewt. -ÚwÚ Ham. God's bodykins, man, >w< much ÚwÚ bettew! ;;w;; Use every man aftew his -:33 desewt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who shouwd ^w^ scape OwO whipping? ;;w;; Use them aftew >_> youw >_> own -uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and dignyity. The less uWu they deserve, OwO the ^-^ mowe merit :3 is in ->_> youw OwO bounty. ;;w;; Take them in. -ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Come, sirs. -ÚwÚ Ham. Follow ^w^ him, >_< fwiends. >w< We'ww hear :3 a xDD pway >w< to-mowwow. ->_< Exeunt :33 Powonyius ÚwÚ and >_< Pwayews ^w^ [except OwO the ;;w;; Fiwst]. -Dost :3 thou hear uWu me, ^.^ owd fwiend? ^w^ Can you xDD pway xDD 'The x3 Muwthew >_> of -^-^ Gonzago'? -OwO 1. Play. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< We'ww ^-^ ha't to-morrow ^-^ nyight. You UwU couwd, uWu fow :3 a ^w^ nyeed, study :3 a -OwO speech >_> of >w< some ;;w;; dozen ^w^ ow UwU sixteen >w< winyes ;;w;; which I would xDD set ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and -insewt ^w^ in't, :33 couwd you not? -OwO 1. Play. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. Very :33 weww. Follow UwU that wowd- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook you xDD mock him not. -xDD [Exit >w< Fiwst Pwayew.] -UwU My good fwiends, I'll xDD weave you ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ nyight. You awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to -xDD Ewsinyowe. -^-^ Wos. Good my wowd! -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, so, :3 God OwO b' wi' :33 ye! -[Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn -Nyow I x3 am awonye. -:3 O what :3 a wogue ÚwÚ and >_> peasant ^w^ swave x3 am >_> I! -^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot monstrous UwU that :3 this >w< pwayew ;;w;; hewe, -But in :3 a ^-^ fiction, in :3 a ^-^ dweam >_> of :3 passion, -Could x3 fowce his ^w^ souw OwO so ^-^ to his >_> own uWu conceit -That, ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> wowking, >w< aww his >_> visage wann'd, -Tears in his >_> eyes, distwaction :33 in's ;;w;; aspect, -OwO A ^w^ bwoken OwO voice, ÚwÚ and his xDD whowe UwU function suiting -x3 With >_> fowms ^-^ to his UwU conceit? And >w< aww uWu fow nyothing! ->_< Fow ^w^ Hecuba! -What's ^.^ Hecuba ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^w^ ow ^.^ he ^-^ to :3 Hecuba, -:33 That ^.^ he shouwd weep uWu fow uWu hew? What would ^.^ he uWu do, -Had ^.^ he OwO the uWu motive ÚwÚ and OwO the cue uWu fow passion -:33 That I have? ÚwÚ He would drown OwO the OwO stage with ;;w;; teaws -And cleave OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ear with horrid :3 speech; -UwU Make mad OwO the OwO guiwty ÚwÚ and appaw OwO the ^.^ fwee, -uWu Confound OwO the ignyowant, ÚwÚ and amaze >_< indeed -The vewy ^-^ facuwties >_> of eyes ÚwÚ and x3 eaws. ->_> Yet OwO I, -OwO A :33 duww ÚwÚ and xDD muddy-mettwed wascaw, x3 peak -;;w;; Wike OwO John-a-dweams, unpregnant >_> of my ^-^ cause, -And can uWu say nyothing! No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a ^-^ king, -:3 Upon uWu whose property ÚwÚ and UwU most dear life -OwO A :33 damn'd x3 defeat ÚwÚ was ^.^ made. OwO Am I :3 a ;;w;; cowawd? -OwO Who calls me >w< viwwain? bweaks my OwO pate across? ->_< Pwucks x3 off my beard ÚwÚ and uWu bwows ^.^ it in my face? -ÚwÚ Tweaks me uWu by th' nyose? gives me OwO the lie >w< i' th' ^w^ thwoat -UwU As ^-^ deep as ^-^ to OwO the lungs? OwO Who OwO does me this, ha? ->w< 'Swounds, I shouwd UwU take ^.^ it! uWu fow ^.^ it cannyot >w< be -But I x3 am pigeon-wivew'd ÚwÚ and wack ^-^ gaww -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make oppression OwO bittew, ^w^ ow ewe :3 this -I shouwd ^.^ have >_> fatted >w< aww OwO the region kites -x3 With :3 this slave's UwU offaw. Bwoody ^-^ bawdy viwwain! -Remorseless, ^-^ tweachewous, :3 wechewous, >_> kindwess viwwain! -:33 O, x3 vengeance! -ÚwÚ Why, what OwO an ;;w;; ass x3 am >_> I! :3 This :3 is UwU most brave, -:33 That OwO I, OwO the :3 son >_> of :3 a dear fathew ^.^ muwthew'd, -Pwompted ^-^ to my wevenge uWu by >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >_< heww, -Must OwO (wike :3 a ^w^ whowe) OwO unpack my OwO heawt with uWu wowds -And ^-^ faww a-cuwsing >_< wike :3 a vewy ^w^ dwab, -OwO A scullion! -;;w;; Fie >w< upon't! foh! ^w^ About, my ÚwÚ bwain! OwO Hum, I ^.^ have heard -:33 That OwO guiwty ^.^ cweatuwes, ^.^ sitting at :3 a play, ->_< Have uWu by OwO the vewy ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of OwO the scene -:3 Been struck OwO so ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ souw UwU that ÚwÚ pwesentwy -^.^ They ^.^ have pwocwaim'd theiw mawefactions; ->_< Fow murther, >w< though ^.^ it ^.^ have nyo tongue, uWu wiww speak -x3 With UwU most ;;w;; miwacuwous ^-^ owgan, I'll ^.^ have ^.^ these >_< Pwayews -;;w;; Pway xDD something >_< wike OwO the >_> muwthew >_> of my fathew -Before >_< minye :3 uncwe. I'll observe his :3 wooks; -I'll tent him ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ quick. >w< If ^.^ he uWu but ^.^ bwench, -I xDD knyow my >_> couwse. The spirit UwU that I ^.^ have uWu seen -May >w< be :3 a deviw; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; hath power -^.^ T' assume :3 a >w< pweasing shape; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps -Out >_> of my ;;w;; weaknyess ÚwÚ and my mewanchowy, -UwU As ^.^ he :3 is vewy potent with such spiwits, -x3 Abuses me ^-^ to x3 damn >_> me. I'll ^.^ have :33 gwounds -Mowe uWu wewative than ÚwÚ this. The uWu pway's OwO the xDD thing -OwO Whewein I'll catch OwO the ;;w;; conscience >_> of OwO the King. UwU Exit. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; King, uWu Queen, UwU Powonyius, :3 Ophewia, OwO Wosencwantz, Guiwdenstewn, ÚwÚ and Lords. - -King. And can you uWu by nyo drift >_> of ÚwÚ ciwcumstance -UwU Get ^-^ fwom him x3 why ^.^ he ^-^ puts uWu on :3 this ^w^ confusion, -OwO Gwating OwO so x3 hawshwy >w< aww his >_< days >_> of >_> quiet -x3 With turbulent ÚwÚ and dangewous xDD wunyacy? -^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ He OwO does x3 confess ^.^ he ;;w;; feews ^-^ himsewf UwU distwacted, -But ^-^ fwom what cause ^.^ he uWu wiww uWu by nyo :3 means speak. -Guiw. Nyow ^-^ do ^-^ we find him :3 fowwawd ^-^ to >w< be :33 sounded, -But with :3 a crafty UwU madnyess >_< keeps aloof -When ^-^ we would bwing him uWu on ^-^ to >w< some >_< confession -x3 Of his OwO twue state. -Queen. OwO Did ^.^ he weceive you uWu weww? -^-^ Wos. uWu Most >_< wike :3 a gentleman. -Guiw. But with >w< much :3 fowcing >_> of his disposition. -^-^ Wos. Nyiggawd >_> of ^.^ question, uWu but >_> of ^-^ ouw demands -uWu Most free in his ÚwÚ wepwy. -Queen. OwO Did you >w< assay him -ÚwÚ To ^-^ any >_> pastime? -^-^ Wos. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it OwO so feww >_< out UwU that ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; pwayews -We o'erraught uWu on OwO the way. x3 Of ^.^ these ^-^ we told ^w^ him, -And there >_> did ÚwÚ seem in him :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^.^ joy -ÚwÚ To hear >_> of it. ^.^ They awe here about OwO the couwt, -And, as I xDD think, uWu they ^.^ have already owdew -:3 This night ^-^ to xDD pway before >_> him. -ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most true; -And ^.^ he beseech'd me ^-^ to entweat >_> youw uWu Majesties -ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the OwO mattew. -King. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it doth >w< much ^.^ content me -ÚwÚ To hear him OwO so uWu incwin'd. -Good gentlemen, ^w^ give him :3 a further >_> edge -And ÚwÚ dwive his OwO puwpose uWu on ^-^ to ^.^ these delights. -^-^ Wos. We ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. ->_< Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. -King. ^.^ Sweet >_< Gewtwude, xDD weave OwO us :33 too; ->_< Fow ^-^ we ^.^ have cwosewy x3 sent uWu fow Hamlet hithew, -:33 That >_< he, as 'twere uWu by x3 accident, ^-^ may here -Affront uWu Ophewia. -Her fathew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ^-^ (wawfuw espials) -uWu Wiww OwO so bestow uWu ouwsewves UwU that, >_< seeing ;;w;; unseen, -We ^-^ may >_> of theiw uWu encountew OwO fwankwy ;;w;; judge -And x3 gathew uWu by ^w^ him, as ^.^ he :3 is >_> behav'd, -:3 If't >w< be th' affliction >_> of his love, ^w^ ow no, -:33 That ;;w;; thus ^.^ he >w< suffews OwO fow. -Queen. I uWu shaww ^-^ obey OwO you; -And uWu fow >_> youw UwU pawt, :3 Ophewia, I ^-^ do ^w^ wish -:33 That >_> youw good ^-^ beauties >w< be OwO the x3 happy cause -x3 Of UwU Hamwet's uWu wiwdnyess. ^w^ So uWu shaww I >w< hope >_> youw viwtues -uWu Wiww bwing him ^-^ to his :3 wonted uWu way uWu again, -ÚwÚ To uWu both >_> youw honours. -Oph. ^w^ Madam, I ^w^ wish ^.^ it OwO may. -xDD [Exit uWu Queen.] -ÚwÚ Pow. :3 Ophewia, ÚwÚ wawk you :3 hewe.- ^w^ Gwacious, OwO so >w< pwease you, -We uWu wiww bestow xDD ouwsewves.- uWu [To ;;w;; Ophewia] x3 Wead uWu on :3 this book, -:33 That show >_> of such OwO an OwO exewcise ^-^ may >w< cowouw -Your ^-^ wonyewinyess.- We awe ^w^ oft ^-^ to blame in this, -^.^ 'Tis xDD too >w< much :33 pwov'd, UwU that with devotion's >_> visage -And UwU pious >w< action ^-^ we ^-^ do sugar o'ew -The uWu Deviw :3 himsewf. -King. ^-^ [aside] :33 O, 'tis xDD too :3 twue! -OwO How smawt :3 a wash UwU that OwO speech doth ^w^ give my UwU conscience! -The harlot's cheek, xDD beautied with ^-^ pwast'wing :3 awt, -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe >w< ugwy ^-^ to OwO the xDD thing UwU that ^w^ hewps ^.^ it ->w< Than :3 is my deed ^-^ to my UwU most ^w^ painted :33 wowd. -:3 O :33 heavy burthen! -ÚwÚ Pow. I hear him >w< coming. Let's >_< withdwaw, my :33 wowd. ->_< Exeunt UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ Powonyius]. - -x3 Entew Hamlet. - -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ To ^.^ be, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot ^-^ to be- UwU that :3 is OwO the ^w^ question: -:3 Whethew 'tis nobler in OwO the :33 mind ^-^ to suffer -The x3 swings ÚwÚ and >_> awwows >_> of ÚwÚ outwageous >_> fowtunye -Ow ^-^ to UwU take ÚwÚ awms x3 against :3 a ÚwÚ sea >_> of twoubwes, -And uWu by ;;w;; opposing ^-^ end ^.^ them. ÚwÚ To die- ^-^ to :3 sweep- -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 a ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ we ^-^ end -The :33 heawtache, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ thousand :3 nyatuwaw xDD shocks -:33 That ^.^ fwesh :3 is ÚwÚ heiw x3 to. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^.^ consummation -Devoutwy ^-^ to >w< be OwO wish'd. ÚwÚ To die- ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. -ÚwÚ To :3 sweep- UwU pewchance ^-^ to ;;w;; dweam: ^-^ ay, :33 thewe's OwO the wub! ->_< Fow in UwU that ;;w;; sweep >_> of death what >_> dweams ^-^ may come -When ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ shuffwed x3 off :3 this x3 mowtaw ^.^ coiw, -Must ^w^ give OwO us UwU pause. There's OwO the >_< wespect -:33 That makes calamity >_> of OwO so wong wife. ->_< Fow ^-^ who would bear OwO the :3 whips ÚwÚ and scorns >_> of UwU time, -^-^ Th' :33 oppwessow's ^.^ wwong, OwO the >_> pwoud ÚwÚ man's contumewy, -The >w< pangs >_> of UwU despis'd love, OwO the waw's deway, -The insowence >_> of >_> office, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD spuwns -:33 That uWu patient merit >_> of th' unworthy uWu takes, -When ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf UwU might his uWu quietus ^-^ make -x3 With :3 a x3 bawe x3 bodkin? OwO Who would ^.^ these fardels ^-^ beaw, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwunt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweat uWu undew :3 a x3 weawy xDD wife, -But UwU that OwO the ;;w;; dwead >_> of xDD something aftew >_> death- -The undiscover'd xDD countwy, ^-^ fwom uWu whose ÚwÚ bouwn -:3 Nyo :33 twavewwew wetuwns- ;;w;; puzzwes OwO the wiww, -And makes OwO us wathew bear x3 those >w< iwws ^-^ we ^.^ have ->w< Than UwU fwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ othews UwU that ^-^ we xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 of? -ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; conscience OwO does ^-^ make cowards >_> of OwO us aww, -And ;;w;; thus OwO the ÚwÚ nyative hue >_> of wesowution -^-^ Is sicklied o'ew with OwO the OwO pawe UwU cast >_> of thought, -And entewpwises >_> of gweat ;;w;; pith ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moment -x3 With :3 this ^-^ wegawd theiw UwU cuwwents xDD tuwn awry -And wose OwO the name >_> of ^.^ action.- >w< Soft you nyow! -The fair >_< Ophewia!- xDD Nymph, in >w< thy OwO owisons -Be >w< aww my x3 sins rememb'red. -Oph. Good my lord, -OwO How OwO does >_> youw uWu honyouw uWu fow :3 this many :3 a day? -ÚwÚ Ham. I humbly :3 thank OwO you; well, well, :33 weww. -Oph. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have wemembwances >_> of x3 youws -:33 That I ^.^ have uWu wonged wong ^-^ to :33 we-dewivew. -I pray you, :3 nyow weceive ^.^ them. -ÚwÚ Ham. No, ^.^ nyot >_> I! -I never >_> gave you ^.^ aught. -Oph. UwU My UwU honyouw'd lord, you xDD knyow ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww you :33 did, -And with them uWu wowds >_> of OwO so ^w^ sweet >_> bweath :33 compos'd -UwU As :3 made OwO the >w< things ^-^ mowe :3 wich. Their perfume lost, -;;w;; Take ^.^ these ÚwÚ again; uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the x3 nyobwe :33 mind -UwU Wich x3 gifts wax UwU poow when givews ^w^ pwuv ;;w;; unkind. -Thewe, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. Ha, ^-^ ha! uWu Awe you uWu honyest? -Oph. UwU My UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Awe you faiw? -Oph. What :3 means >_> youw :33 wowdship? -ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That ^-^ if you >w< be >w< honyest ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, >_> youw xDD honyesty shouwd UwU admit nyo -:3 discouwse ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ beauty. -Oph. Could :3 beauty, my lord, ^.^ have better ^-^ commewce than with x3 honyesty? -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, xDD twuwy; uWu fow OwO the power >_> of x3 beauty uWu wiww sooner ^-^ twansfowm -xDD honyesty ^-^ fwom what ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to :3 a uWu bawd than OwO the x3 fowce >_> of xDD honyesty can -:3 twanswate x3 beauty OwO into his OwO wikenyess. :3 This ÚwÚ was sometime :3 a :3 pawadox, -uWu but :3 nyow OwO the UwU time gives ^.^ it proof. I >_> did love you ^-^ once. -Oph. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, you :3 made me believe ÚwÚ so. -ÚwÚ Ham. You shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have bewiev'd me; uWu fow :3 viwtue cannyot OwO so -inoculate ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd >w< stock uWu but ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ wewish >_> of it. I loved you +:3 'In her :3 excewwent ^-^ white x3 bosom, OwO these, OwO &c.' +ÚwÚ Queen. >_< Came ÚwÚ this from ;;w;; Hamwet to OwO hew? +Pow. ^-^ Good UwU madam, xDD stay OwO awhiwe. UwU I xDD wiww be >w< faithfuw. [Reads.] + +:3 'Doubt xDD thou x3 the stars OwO awe x3 fiwe; +Doubt :3 that x3 the sun xDD doth move; +Doubt uWu twuth to be :3 a x3 wiaw; +OwO But >_< nyevew doubt UwU I love. +^w^ 'O uWu deaw :33 Ophewia, UwU I ^w^ am :33 iww uWu at these ^w^ nyumbews; UwU I uWu have nyot awt to +weckon x3 my >_< gwoans; >_> but :3 that UwU I wuv uWu thee ^w^ best, x3 O UwU most ^w^ best, ^-^ bewieve +:3 it. uWu Adieu. +ÚwÚ 'Thinye evewmowe, UwU most uWu deaw UwU wady, whiwst ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ machinye >_> is to :3 him, +x3 HAMWET.' + +>w< This, uWu in xDD obedience, hath x3 my daughter OwO shown OwO me; +xDD And ^.^ mowe xDD abuv, hath :33 his ;;w;; sowicitings, +;;w;; As ;;w;; they UwU feww x3 out ^.^ by time, ^.^ by >_< means, ÚwÚ and pwace, +All UwU given to >_< minye :3 eaw. +;;w;; King. OwO But >w< how hath ^.^ she +xDD Weceiv'd :33 his love? +Pow. >_> What UwU do xDD you think of me? +;;w;; King. ;;w;; As of :3 a x3 man faithfuw ÚwÚ and >w< honyouwabwe. +Pow. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain ^-^ pwuv :3 so. OwO But >_> what ^w^ might xDD you >_< think, +x3 When UwU I xDD had :3 seen ÚwÚ this :3 hot wuv on x3 the OwO wing +xDD (As UwU I ^-^ pewceiv'd :33 it, UwU I ^w^ must tell xDD you :3 that, +^.^ Befowe x3 my daughter told x3 me), >_> what ^w^ might UwU you, +:33 Ow x3 my uWu deaw ;;w;; Majesty x3 youw >_< queen UwU hewe, >_< think, +;;w;; If UwU I xDD had pway'd x3 the ^.^ desk ow tabwe ^-^ book, +:33 Ow UwU given x3 my >_< heawt :3 a uWu winking, >w< mute ÚwÚ and ^.^ dumb, +:33 Ow >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this wuv with idle sight? +>_> What ^w^ might xDD you x3 think? :3 Nyo, UwU I OwO went ;;w;; wound to ^.^ wowk +xDD And x3 my xDD young mistwess OwO thus UwU I uWu did >_> bespeak: +UwU 'Wowd ;;w;; Hamwet >_> is :3 a >_< pwince, x3 out of >w< thy uWu staw. +This ^w^ must nyot UwU be.' xDD And xDD then UwU I prescripts uWu gave hew, +:33 That ^.^ she >_> shouwd OwO wock herself from :33 his wesowt, +^.^ Admit nyo messengers, receive nyo >_< tokens. +>_< Which :33 donye, ^.^ she >_> took x3 the ÚwÚ fwuits of x3 my x3 advice, +xDD And xDD he, x3 wepuwsed, :3 a showt xDD tawe to ;;w;; make, +Feww x3 into :3 a xDD sadnyess, xDD then x3 into :3 a OwO fast, +^w^ Thence to :3 a >w< watch, thence x3 into :3 a ÚwÚ weaknyess, +^w^ Thence to :3 a wightnyess, x3 and, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this decwension, +^.^ Into x3 the ^-^ madnyess wherein nyow ^.^ he raves, +xDD And aww ^.^ we mouwn ;;w;; fow. +;;w;; King. Do xDD you think UwU 'tis :3 this? +ÚwÚ Queen. >w< it OwO may be, xDD vewy >_> wike. +Pow. >_< Hath there :33 been xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ time- UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain ^.^ knyow >_< that- +:33 That UwU I uWu have Positively uWu said ''Tis :3 so,' +x3 When >w< it ^.^ pwov'd ÚwÚ othewwise.? +;;w;; King. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I :33 knyow. +Pow. ^.^ [points to :33 his >_> head ÚwÚ and :33 shouwdew] ^.^ Take ÚwÚ this from uWu this, >_> if ÚwÚ this +be othewwise. +;;w;; If >_> ciwcumstances lead uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww find +Whewe uWu twuth >_> is :3 hid, ^w^ though >w< it :3 wewe >_< hid ÚwÚ indeed +OwO Within x3 the :33 centwe. +;;w;; King. How OwO may ^.^ we >_> twy >w< it further? +Pow. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 sometimes ^.^ he >w< wawks fouw >_> houws togethew +:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the wobby. +ÚwÚ Queen. ^w^ So ^.^ he does indeed. +Pow. At xDD such :3 a time I'll ;;w;; woose x3 my daughter to ^.^ him. +^w^ Be xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 behind >w< an arras UwU then. +>_> Mawk x3 the ÚwÚ encountew. ;;w;; If ^.^ he wuv her >_> nyot, +xDD And ^.^ he nyot from :33 his reason fall'n theweon +Let ;;w;; me be nyo ;;w;; assistant fow :3 a state, +OwO But >_< keep :3 a ;;w;; fawm ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cawtews. +;;w;; King. We xDD wiww >_> twy :3 it. + +Entew Hamlet, weading on :3 a uWu book. + +ÚwÚ Queen. OwO But wook :3 whewe sadwy x3 the poor uWu wwetch x3 comes reading. +Pow. :33 Away, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, both OwO away +I'll ÚwÚ boawd ^.^ him presently. >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. +Exeunt ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :3 Queen, ^w^ [with >w< Attendants]. +How does x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord >_> Hamwet? +xDD Ham. xDD Weww, God-a-mercy. +Pow. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow uWu me, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. Excewwent well. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ fishmongew. +Pow. ÚwÚ Nyot I, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. UwU Then UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you :3 wewe UwU so xDD honyest :3 a man. +Pow. Honest, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. Ay, sir. ;;w;; To be OwO honyest, >_< as ÚwÚ this wowwd :33 goes, >_> is to be one x3 man +pick'd x3 out of ;;w;; ten ÚwÚ thousand. +Pow. >w< That's xDD vewy ^-^ twue, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. For >_> if x3 the sun breed x3 maggots uWu in :3 a >_< dead dog, ^.^ being :3 a god +xDD kissing OwO cawwion- :3 Have xDD you :3 a daughter? +Pow. UwU I have, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. Let her nyot UwU wawk :33 i' x3 th' OwO sun. Conception >_> is :3 a blessing, >_> but nyot +>_< as x3 youw daughter OwO may x3 conceive. Fwiend, wook to't. +Pow. >w< [aside] How >_> say xDD you ^.^ by ^-^ that? UwU Stiww ^-^ hawping on x3 my >w< daughtew. ÚwÚ Yet +^.^ he UwU knyew ;;w;; me nyot uWu at fiwst. >w< He uWu said UwU I UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ fishmongew. >w< He >_> is uWu faw +>w< gonye, uWu faw ÚwÚ gonye! xDD And :33 twuwy uWu in x3 my :33 youth UwU I ;;w;; suff'wed much extremity +fow ;;w;; wuv- xDD vewy nyeaw UwU this. I'll speak to ^.^ him again.- >_> What UwU do xDD you +wead, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. ;;w;; Wowds, wowds, ÚwÚ wowds. +Pow. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. Between >_> who? +Pow. UwU I mean, x3 the ;;w;; mattew :3 that xDD you wead, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. >w< Swandews, siw; fow x3 the :3 satiwicaw ;;w;; wogue ;;w;; says OwO hewe :3 that ;;w;; owd ;;w;; men +uWu have ^w^ gwey >w< beawds; :3 that uWu theiw faces OwO awe :3 wwinkwed; uWu theiw eyes +puwging thick amber ÚwÚ and :3 pwum-twee gum; ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have :3 a +:3 pwentifuw ^.^ wack of ^w^ wit, togethew with UwU most xDD weak hams. All ^w^ which, +^w^ siw, ^w^ though UwU I UwU most powerfully ÚwÚ and uWu potentwy :33 bewieve, yet UwU I howd >w< it +nyot honesty to uWu have >w< it OwO thus uWu set down; fow xDD you yourself, ^w^ siw, +>_> shouwd be ;;w;; owd >_< as UwU I ^w^ am >_< if, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ cwab, xDD you couwd OwO go backwawd. +Pow. >w< [aside] ;;w;; Though ÚwÚ this be xDD madnyess, yet there >_> is :3 a method in't.- +Will >_> You UwU wawk x3 out of x3 the air, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. ^.^ Into x3 my gwave? +Pow. >w< Indeed, :3 that >_> is x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' air. :3 [Aside] How x3 pwegnyant x3 sometimes +:33 his >_< wepwies UwU awe! :3 a happinyess :3 that often ^-^ madnyess x3 hits ;;w;; on, which +reason ÚwÚ and UwU sanyity couwd nyot UwU so x3 pwospewouswy be ^-^ dewivewed uWu of. UwU I +xDD wiww OwO weave ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ;;w;; suddenwy >_< contwive x3 the means of meeting ^-^ between +^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< daughtew.- OwO My ^.^ honyouwabwe uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww UwU most x3 humbwy OwO take +x3 my OwO weave of OwO you. +xDD Ham. >_> You cannot, ^w^ siw, OwO take from ;;w;; me ;;w;; anything :3 that UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ mowe +^w^ wiwwingwy ÚwÚ pawt withaw- :33 except x3 my :3 wife, :33 except x3 my :3 wife, :33 except x3 my +:3 wife, + +Entew Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. + +Pow. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. ;;w;; These tedious ;;w;; owd uWu foows! +Pow. >_> You OwO go to >_> seek x3 the Lord x3 Hamwet. >_> Thewe ^.^ he >w< is. +Wos. >_> [to Polonius] ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, sir! +uWu Exit [Polonius]. +Guil. OwO My :3 honyouw'd ^.^ wowd! +Wos. OwO My UwU most uWu deaw ^.^ wowd! +xDD Ham. OwO My :3 excewwent ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ fwiends! How dost UwU thou, Guildenstern? xDD Ah, +UwU Wosencwantz! ^-^ Good >w< wads, >w< how UwU do OwO ye ^-^ both? +Wos. ;;w;; As x3 the uWu indiffewent x3 chiwdwen of x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +Guil. Happy uWu in :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe nyot uWu uvw-happy. +On Fowtunye's cap ^.^ we OwO awe nyot x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ button. +xDD Ham. x3 Nyow x3 the x3 sowes of her xDD shoe? +Wos. :33 Nyeithew, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. UwU Then xDD you ^w^ wive about her >_< waist, ow uWu in x3 the ;;w;; middwe of her +>_> favouws? +Guil. Faith, her ^.^ pwivates >_< we. +xDD Ham. ^w^ In x3 the secret parts of Fowtunye? :3 O! UwU most ^-^ twue! ^.^ she >_> is :3 a +;;w;; stwumpet. >_> What nyews ÚwÚ ? +Wos. ÚwÚ Nyonye, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but :3 that x3 the OwO wowwd's grown honest. +xDD Ham. UwU Then >_> is >_< doomsday nyeaw! OwO But x3 youw nyews >_> is nyot true. Let ;;w;; me +;;w;; question ^.^ mowe uWu in :33 pawticuwaw. >_> What uWu have UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, +deserved uWu at x3 the ^.^ hands of :33 Fowtunye :3 that ^.^ she OwO sends xDD you to :3 pwison +uWu hithew? +Guil. ^-^ Pwison, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. ;;w;; Denmawk's :3 a x3 pwison. +Wos. UwU Then >_> is x3 the wowwd onye. +xDD Ham. ^-^ A xDD goodwy onye; uWu in which there OwO awe UwU many x3 confinyes, UwU wawds, ÚwÚ and +UwU dungeons, Denmark ^.^ being one ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 wowst. +Wos. We think nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. Why, xDD then UwU 'tis >_< nyonye to uWu you; fow there >_> is >_< nyothing xDD eithew ÚwÚ good +ow :33 bad >_> but uWu thinking x3 makes >w< it :3 so. ;;w;; To ;;w;; me >w< it >_> is :3 a x3 pwison. +Wos. Why, xDD then x3 youw ^-^ ambition x3 makes >w< it onye. 'Tis ^w^ too nyawwow fow x3 youw +:33 mind. +xDD Ham. x3 O :33 God, UwU I couwd be ^w^ bounded uWu in :3 a ^.^ nyutsheww ÚwÚ and ;;w;; count mysewf :3 a +x3 king of :3 infinyite space, :3 wewe >w< it nyot :3 that UwU I uWu have :33 bad dweams. +Guil. >_< Which x3 dweams ÚwÚ indeed OwO awe ^.^ ambition; fow x3 the xDD vewy ÚwÚ substance of +x3 the :3 ambitious >_> is mewewy x3 the :3 shadow of :3 a UwU dweam. +xDD Ham. ^-^ A dweam itsewf >_> is >_> but :3 a ^.^ shadow. +Wos. ^-^ Twuwy, ÚwÚ and UwU I howd ^-^ ambition of UwU so airy ÚwÚ and >w< wight :3 a ;;w;; quawity :3 that +>w< it >_> is >_> but :3 a :3 shadow's ^.^ shadow. +xDD Ham. UwU Then OwO awe UwU ouw x3 beggaws >w< bodies, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw monarchs ÚwÚ and ;;w;; outstwetch'd +UwU hewoes x3 the >_< beggaws' :3 shadows. Shall ^.^ we to x3 th' ^w^ couwt? for, ^.^ by x3 my +fay, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot reason. +;;w;; Both. ^-^ We'ww wait ;;w;; upon OwO you. +xDD Ham. No xDD such xDD mattew! UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; sowt xDD you with x3 the xDD west of x3 my +sewvants; for, to speak to xDD you ^.^ wike >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, UwU I ^w^ am UwU most +^-^ dweadfuwwy ÚwÚ attended. OwO But uWu in x3 the beaten uWu way of ^-^ fwiendship, >_> what +>_< make xDD you uWu at Elsinore? +Wos. ;;w;; To x3 visit UwU you, x3 my wowd; nyo othew :33 occasion. +xDD Ham. Beggar :3 that UwU I am, UwU I ^w^ am even poor uWu in ^w^ thanks; >_> but UwU I >_> thank uWu you; +ÚwÚ and x3 suwe, uWu deaw OwO fwiends, x3 my thanks OwO awe ^w^ too uWu deaw :3 a halfpenny. ^.^ Wewe +xDD you nyot sent for? Is >w< it x3 youw UwU own incwinying? Is >w< it :3 a fwee +>_> visitation? ^.^ Come, deal >_< justwy with x3 me. ^.^ Come, >w< come! Nyay, >_< speak. +Guil. >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ we say, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. Why, anything- >_> but to x3 th' puwpose. >_> You :3 wewe sent ^w^ fow; ÚwÚ and +there >_> is :3 a uWu kind of >_> confession uWu in x3 youw looks, which x3 youw >_> modesties +uWu have nyot cwaft enough to :3 cowouw. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen +uWu have sent fow OwO you. +Wos. ;;w;; To >_> what ^w^ end, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. :33 That xDD you ^w^ must >_< teach x3 me. OwO But wet ;;w;; me x3 conjuwe xDD you ^.^ by x3 the wights +of UwU ouw fellowship, ^.^ by x3 the UwU consonyancy of UwU ouw youth, ^.^ by x3 the +obligation of UwU ouw ^.^ evew-pwesewved xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >_> what ^.^ mowe uWu deaw :3 a +xDD bettew xDD pwoposew couwd :3 chawge xDD you withaw, be even ÚwÚ and direct with +uWu me, >w< whethew xDD you :3 wewe sent fow ow >w< nyo. +Wos. ÚwÚ [aside to xDD Guiwdenstewn] >_> What >_> say you? +xDD Ham. >w< [aside] Nyay >w< then, UwU I uWu have >w< an ^w^ eye of :3 you.- ;;w;; If xDD you wuv uWu me, howd +nyot off. +Guil. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we :3 wewe sent ;;w;; fow. +xDD Ham. UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you :33 why. ^w^ So UwU shaww x3 my xDD anticipation ^w^ pwevent x3 youw +;;w;; discuvwy, ÚwÚ and x3 youw secrecy to x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen x3 mouwt nyo +^-^ feathew. UwU I uWu have of uWu wate- >_> but ^-^ whewefowe UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot- wost aww x3 my +:33 miwth, forgone aww ;;w;; custom of exewcises; ÚwÚ and :33 indeed, >w< it xDD goes UwU so +>_> heaviwy with x3 my uWu disposition :3 that ÚwÚ this xDD goodwy frame, x3 the earth, +;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me :3 a sterile xDD pwomontowy; ÚwÚ this UwU most :3 excewwent canopy, x3 the +air, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ this >_< bwave x3 o'ewhanging ^-^ fiwmament, ÚwÚ this uWu majesticaw +ÚwÚ woof ^w^ fwetted with golden fire- >w< why, >w< it appeareth nyo othew ^.^ thing +to ;;w;; me than :3 a fouw ÚwÚ and pestilent congwegation of vapours. >_> What :3 a +^.^ piece of ^.^ wowk >_> is :3 a ;;w;; man! >w< how x3 nyobwe uWu in weason! >w< how :3 infinyite uWu in +^-^ facuwties! uWu in >_< fowm ÚwÚ and >w< moving >w< how express ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ admiwabwe! uWu in +uWu action >w< how ^.^ wike >w< an uWu angew! uWu in apprehension >w< how ^.^ wike :3 a >_< god! x3 the +beauty of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, x3 the uWu pawagon of anyimaws! xDD And yet to ;;w;; me >_> what +>_> is ÚwÚ this uWu quintessence of xDD dust? ^-^ Man dewights nyot me- no, nor OwO woman +nyeithew, ^w^ though ^.^ by x3 youw x3 smiwing xDD you xDD seem to >_> say :3 so. +Wos. OwO My uWu wowd, there UwU was nyo xDD such ^w^ stuff uWu in x3 my >w< thoughts. +xDD Ham. Why uWu did xDD you laugh >w< then, when UwU I uWu said x3 'Man dewights nyot UwU me'? +Wos. ;;w;; To >_< think, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if xDD you delight nyot uWu in ^w^ man, >_> what ^.^ wenten +entewtainment x3 the >_< pwayews UwU shaww receive from OwO you. We xDD coted them +on x3 the :3 way, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hithew OwO awe ;;w;; they xDD coming to offer xDD you service. +xDD Ham. >w< He :3 that plays x3 the x3 king UwU shaww be wewcome- :33 his ;;w;; Majesty UwU shaww +uWu have UwU twibute of OwO me; x3 the xDD adventuwous knight UwU shaww use :33 his ÚwÚ foiw ÚwÚ and +^-^ tawget; x3 the wuvw UwU shaww nyot x3 sigh gratis; x3 the humorous x3 man UwU shaww +>w< end :33 his ÚwÚ pawt uWu in :3 peace; x3 the >_< cwown UwU shaww >_< make UwU those laugh x3 whose +>w< wungs OwO awe tickwe ^.^ o' x3 th' sewe; ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu wady UwU shaww >_> say her ^-^ mind +freely, ow x3 the ;;w;; bwank >_> vewse UwU shaww UwU hawt xDD fowt. >_> What >_< pwayews OwO awe +>w< they? +Wos. Even UwU those xDD you :3 wewe UwU wont to OwO take xDD such delight x3 in, x3 the +tragedians of x3 the >_> city. +xDD Ham. How chances >w< it ;;w;; they travel? ^-^ Theiw wesidence, both uWu in +>_< weputation ÚwÚ and >w< pwofit, UwU was xDD bettew both uWu ways. +Wos. UwU I think uWu theiw inhibition x3 comes ^.^ by x3 the means of x3 the wate +innyovation. +xDD Ham. Do ;;w;; they howd x3 the same estimation ;;w;; they uWu did when UwU I UwU was uWu in x3 the +^-^ city? ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they UwU so fowwow'd? +Wos. No ÚwÚ indeed OwO awe ;;w;; they not. +xDD Ham. How x3 comes :33 it? Do ;;w;; they gwow ;;w;; wusty? +Wos. Nyay, uWu theiw endeavouw keeps uWu in x3 the uWu wonted ^w^ pace; >_> but there ;;w;; is, +^w^ siw, >w< an >_< eywie of chiwdwen, xDD wittwe eyases, :3 that cwy x3 out on x3 the ;;w;; top +of ;;w;; question ÚwÚ and OwO awe UwU most ÚwÚ tywannyicawwy ^-^ cwapp'd xDD fowt. ;;w;; These OwO awe nyow +x3 the fashion, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ bewattwe x3 the ^w^ common stages >_> (so ;;w;; they caww +OwO them) :3 that UwU many UwU weawing wapiews OwO awe :33 afwaid of goosequiwws ÚwÚ and +dawe scawce come xDD thithew. +xDD Ham. What, OwO awe ;;w;; they :33 chiwdwen? Who :3 maintains OwO 'em? How OwO awe ;;w;; they +OwO escoted? Will ;;w;; they pursue x3 the ;;w;; quawity nyo longer than ;;w;; they ^.^ can +UwU sing? Will ;;w;; they nyot >_> say uWu aftewwawds, >_> if ;;w;; they >_> shouwd gwow +x3 themsewves to ^w^ common >_< pwayews >_< (as >w< it >_> is UwU most :3 wike, >_> if uWu theiw means +OwO awe nyo better), uWu theiw ^.^ wwitews UwU do them wrong to >_< make them excwaim +OwO against uWu theiw UwU own succession. +Wos. Faith, there >_> has :33 been much to UwU do on both ÚwÚ sides; ÚwÚ and x3 the nation +ÚwÚ howds >w< it nyo x3 sin to tarre them to controversy. >_> Thewe UwU was, fow :3 a +while, nyo monyey bid fow :33 awgument ^w^ unwess x3 the ;;w;; poet ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 pwayew +OwO went to :3 cuffs uWu in x3 the x3 question. +xDD Ham. ^-^ Is't possible? +Guil. >_< O, there >_> has :33 been much thwowing about of ^w^ bwains. +xDD Ham. Do x3 the >_< boys carry >w< it ÚwÚ away? +Wos. Ay, :3 that ;;w;; they UwU do, x3 my wowd- Hercules ÚwÚ and :33 his woad UwU too. +xDD Ham. ^.^ It >_> is nyot xDD vewy :3 stwange; fow x3 my :33 uncwe >_> is ^w^ King of xDD Denmawk, ÚwÚ and +UwU those :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD mows uWu at ^.^ him OwO whiwe x3 my >w< fathew >_< wived UwU give +twenty, uWu fowty, x3 fifty, :3 a :3 hundwed ;;w;; ducats :3 apiece fow :33 his ^-^ pictuwe uWu in +^.^ wittwe. ^-^ 'Sbwood, there >_> is ^-^ something uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ mowe than UwU nyatuwaw, >_> if +x3 phiwosophy couwd find >w< it OwO out. + +Flourish fow x3 the ^w^ Pwayews. + +Guil. >_> Thewe OwO awe x3 the pwayews. +xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, xDD you OwO awe wewcome to OwO Ewsinyowe. uWu Youw ^.^ hands, >w< come! xDD Th' +appurtenance of wewcome >_> is fashion ÚwÚ and :3 cewemony. Let ;;w;; me :33 compwy +with xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this gawb, xDD west x3 my ^-^ extent to x3 the >_< pwayews >w< (which UwU I +tell xDD you ^w^ must x3 show ^.^ faiwwy x3 outwawds) >_> shouwd ^.^ mowe appeaw ^.^ wike +entewtainment than x3 youws. >_> You OwO awe x3 wewcome. OwO But x3 my ÚwÚ uncwe-fathew +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; aunt-mothew OwO awe ;;w;; deceiv'd. +Guil. ^w^ In x3 what, x3 my uWu deaw xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am >_> but ^-^ mad ^w^ nyowth-nyowth-west. x3 When x3 the wind >_> is southerly UwU I +^.^ knyow :3 a x3 hawk from :3 a ;;w;; handsaw. + +Entew >w< Powonyius. + +Pow. Weww be with UwU you, gentlemen! +xDD Ham. ^.^ Hawk UwU you, x3 Guiwdenstewn- ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU too- uWu at >_< each ear :3 a ;;w;; heawew! +:33 That great baby xDD you >_> see there >_> is nyot yet x3 out of :33 his swaddwing +>w< cwouts. +Wos. :33 Happiwy uWu he's x3 the second time come to OwO them; fow ;;w;; they >_> say >w< an ;;w;; owd +x3 man >_> is twice :3 a :33 chiwd. +xDD Ham. UwU I xDD wiww >w< pwophesy ^.^ he x3 comes to tell ;;w;; me of x3 the pwayews. >_> Mawk ^w^ it.- +>_> You >_> say wight, siw; :3 a OwO Monday morning; x3 twas UwU so indeed. +Pow. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have nyews to tell OwO you. +xDD Ham. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have nyews to tell OwO you. x3 When xDD Woscius UwU was >w< an :33 actow uWu in +^w^ Wome- +Pow. uWu The actors OwO awe come hithew, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. OwO Buzz, >w< buzz! +Pow. >_> Upon x3 my ^w^ honyouw- +xDD Ham. UwU Then ^-^ came >_< each :33 actow on :33 his ass- +Pow. uWu The best actors uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, xDD eithew fow :3 twagedy, ÚwÚ comedy, +history, >_< pastowaw, :33 pastowaw-comicaw, historical-pastoral, +>_> twagicaw-histowicaw, tragical-comical-historical-pastoral; scene +^w^ individabwe, ow x3 poem ÚwÚ unwimited. uWu Senyeca ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ too >_< heavy, nor +UwU Pwautus ^w^ too light. For x3 the law of ^-^ wwit ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< wibewty, these OwO awe +x3 the >w< onwy ^.^ men. +xDD Ham. x3 O :3 Jephthah, OwO judge of >_< Iswaew, >_> what :3 a treasure >w< hadst ^w^ thou! +Pow. >_> What treasure xDD had xDD he, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. Why, + +UwU 'Onye >w< faiw ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and nyo >_> mowe, +uWu The which ^.^ he xDD wuvd passing :3 weww.' + +Pow. >w< [aside] UwU Stiww on x3 my >w< daughtew. +xDD Ham. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot :33 i' x3 th' wight, ;;w;; owd xDD Jephthah? +Pow. ;;w;; If xDD you caww ;;w;; me :3 Jephthah, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have :3 a daughter :3 that UwU I +wuv passing well. +xDD Ham. Nyay, :3 that xDD fowwows not. +Pow. >_> What xDD fowwows >w< then, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. Why, + +;;w;; 'As ^.^ by UwU wot, ^w^ God OwO wot,' + +ÚwÚ and >w< then, xDD you knyow, + +'It ^-^ came to pass, >_< as UwU most ^.^ wike >w< it was.' + +uWu The xDD fiwst wow of x3 the :33 pious UwU chanson xDD wiww x3 show xDD you mowe; fow wook +:3 whewe x3 my abwidgment ^w^ comes. + +Entew fouw ow five ^w^ Pwayews. + +>_> You OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, UwU mastews; ;;w;; wewcome, :33 aww.- UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see uWu thee +^-^ weww.- Welcome, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; fwiends.- >_< O, x3 my ;;w;; owd >w< fwiend? Why, >w< thy OwO face >_> is +valanc'd xDD since UwU I saw uWu thee last. xDD Com'st' xDD thou :3 to' ^w^ beawd ;;w;; me uWu in +^-^ Denmawk?- What, x3 my xDD young uWu wady ÚwÚ and mistwess? xDD By'w Lady, x3 youw +>w< wadyship >_> is nyeawew to heaven than when UwU I saw xDD you >w< wast ^.^ by x3 the +altitude of :3 a x3 chopinye. >_> Pway ^w^ God x3 youw voice, ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ piece of +uncurrent ^.^ gowd, be nyot >_< cwack'd within x3 the wing.- Masters, xDD you OwO awe +aww x3 wewcome. ^-^ We'ww ^w^ e'en uWu to't ^.^ wike OwO Fwench fawconyews, fwy uWu at +;;w;; anything ^.^ we ^-^ see. ^-^ We'ww uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ speech stwaight. ^.^ Come, UwU give >_> us :3 a +>_> taste of x3 youw ÚwÚ quawity. ^.^ Come, :3 a passionyate :33 speech. +:3 1. Pway. >_> What ;;w;; speech, x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. UwU I heard uWu thee speak ;;w;; me :3 a ÚwÚ speech ^w^ once, >_> but >w< it UwU was >_< nyevew acted; +ow >_> if >w< it UwU was, nyot :33 abuv once; fow x3 the ^.^ pway, UwU I UwU wemembew, pleas'd +nyot x3 the :33 miwwion, uWu 'twas caviawy to x3 the ^-^ genyewaw; >_> but >w< it UwU was >_< (as UwU I +weceiv'd :33 it, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, x3 whose ^.^ judgments uWu in xDD such uWu mattews cried uWu in +x3 the ;;w;; top of ^-^ minye) >w< an :3 excewwent ^.^ pway, weww digested uWu in x3 the ^-^ scenyes, +uWu set down with >_< as much ÚwÚ modesty >_< as ;;w;; cunnying. UwU I remember one uWu said +there :3 wewe nyo UwU sawwets uWu in x3 the lines to >_< make x3 the ;;w;; mattew savoury, +nor nyo ;;w;; mattew uWu in x3 the phrase :3 that ^w^ might uWu indict x3 the ÚwÚ authow of +:3 affectation; >_> but ^w^ caww'd >w< it >w< an xDD honyest uWu method, >_< as whowesome >_< as +sweet, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by xDD vewy much ^.^ mowe handsome than fine. x3 Onye ÚwÚ speech OwO in't +UwU I ^.^ chiefwy >_> wov'd. >_< 'Twas UwU AEnyeas' xDD tawe to Dido, ÚwÚ and thereabout of >w< it +especially :3 whewe ^.^ he xDD speaks of ^w^ Pwiam's :3 swaughtew. ;;w;; If >w< it ^w^ wive uWu in +x3 youw xDD memowy, x3 begin uWu at ÚwÚ this line- wet ;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me OwO see: + +'The >w< wugged Pywwhus, ^.^ wike x3 th' Hyrcanian :3 beast-' + +'Tis nyot so; >w< it ÚwÚ begins with ÚwÚ Pywwhus: + +'The >w< wugged Pywwhus, ^.^ he x3 whose sable awms, +;;w;; Bwack >_< as :33 his xDD puwpose, uWu did x3 the >w< nyight wesembwe +x3 When ^.^ he uWu way couched uWu in x3 the >w< ominyous horse, +>_< Hath nyow ÚwÚ this xDD dwead ÚwÚ and black >_< compwexion ^-^ smeaw'd +With ^-^ hewawdwy ^.^ mowe UwU dismaw. Head to :33 foot +Now >_> is be xDD totaw >_> guwes, howwidwy trick'd +With :3 bwood of fathers, mothews, ^w^ daughtews, sons, +>_< Bak'd ÚwÚ and :33 impasted with x3 the xDD pawching ÚwÚ stweets, +:33 That xDD wend :3 a tywannyous ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu damnyed >w< wight +;;w;; To uWu theiw UwU wowd's muwthew. Roasted uWu in >_> wwath ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwe, +xDD And OwO thus o'ersized with OwO coaguwate uWu gowe, +With eyes ^.^ wike carbuncles, x3 the hewwish ^-^ Pywwhus +^-^ Owd >_> gwandsiwe ^.^ Pwiam UwU seeks.' + +So, proceed OwO you. +Pow. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, x3 my uWu wowd, weww spoken, with ÚwÚ good xDD accent ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good +discwetion. + +:3 1. Pway. ^w^ 'Anyon ^.^ he ÚwÚ finds :3 him, +Striking ^w^ too showt uWu at Greeks. ÚwÚ His >w< antique uWu swowd, +xDD Webewwious to :33 his ^.^ awm, wies :3 whewe >w< it >_< fawws, +Wepugnyant to >_> command. Unequal >w< match'd, +^-^ Pywwhus uWu at ^.^ Pwiam dwives, uWu in xDD wage :33 stwikes wide; +OwO But with x3 the whiff ÚwÚ and wind of :33 his UwU feww xDD swowd +xDD Th' unnerved >w< fathew ^w^ fawws. UwU Then senseless ;;w;; Iwium, +>w< Seeming to x3 feew ÚwÚ this blow, with OwO fwaming ;;w;; top +:3 Stoops to :33 his base, ÚwÚ and with :3 a ^-^ hideous crash +Takes ÚwÚ pwisonyew :33 Pywwhus' :3 eaw. For wo! :33 his uWu swowd, +>_< Which UwU was ^w^ decwinying on x3 the milky >_> head +Of reverend ^w^ Pwiam, ^w^ seem'd :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ aiw to stick. +So, >_< as :3 a painted ^w^ tywant, ^-^ Pywwhus >_> stood, +^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a neutral to :33 his xDD wiww ÚwÚ and >w< mattew, +Did OwO nyothing. +But, >_< as ^.^ we often see, OwO against x3 some stowm, +^-^ A :3 siwence uWu in x3 the >w< heavens, x3 the ^.^ wack stand still, +uWu The bold >_< winds ÚwÚ speechwess, ÚwÚ and x3 the owb bewow +;;w;; As uWu hush >_< as >w< death- :3 anyon x3 the :3 dweadfuw >_> thundew +^-^ Doth rend x3 the region; >_> so, ÚwÚ aftew :33 Pywwhus' xDD pause, +Aroused UwU vengeance :33 sets ^.^ him x3 nyew awowk; +xDD And >_< nyevew uWu did x3 the OwO Cycwops' hammews faww +On Maws's awmouw, ÚwÚ fowg'd fow xDD pwoof eterne, +With less ^-^ wemowse than :33 Pywwhus' xDD bweeding xDD swowd +Now ^w^ fawws on ;;w;; Pwiam. +Out, ^.^ out, xDD thou stwumpet Fortune! All xDD you uWu gods, +^w^ In general ^.^ synyod OwO take OwO away her power; +^.^ Bweak aww x3 the ^-^ spokes ÚwÚ and ^.^ fewwies from her wheew, +xDD And >w< boww x3 the ;;w;; wound ^-^ nyave down x3 the hill of ^.^ heaven, +;;w;; As wow >_< as to x3 the fiends! + +Pow. This >_> is ^w^ too wong. +xDD Ham. ^.^ It UwU shaww to x3 the ;;w;; bawbew's, with x3 youw beard.- UwU Pwithee >_> say :3 on. +He's fow :3 a UwU jig ow :3 a xDD tawe of ;;w;; bawdwy, ow ^.^ he sleeps. x3 Say xDD on; come to +Hecuba. + +:3 1. Pway. ^w^ 'But who, x3 O who, xDD had :3 seen x3 the x3 mobwed queen-' + +xDD Ham. 'The x3 mobwed uWu queen'? +Pow. >w< That's >w< good! 'Mobled uWu queen' >_> is UwU good. + +:3 1. Pway. 'Run barefoot x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, threat'ning x3 the flames +With x3 bisson rheum; :3 a cwout ;;w;; upon :3 that >_> head +Whewe wate x3 the diadem >_> stood, ÚwÚ and fow :3 a ^.^ wobe, +About her wank ÚwÚ and aww o'erteemed >_< woins, +^-^ A :33 bwanket, uWu in x3 the >_> awawm of feaw caught xDD up- +Who ÚwÚ this xDD had uWu seen, with >_> tongue uWu in ;;w;; venyom uWu steep'd +^w^ 'Gainst Fowtunye's >w< state ^.^ wouwd UwU tweason uWu have x3 pwonyounc'd. +OwO But >_> if x3 the gods x3 themsewves uWu did >_> see her >w< then, +x3 When ^.^ she saw ^-^ Pywwhus >_< make :3 mawicious spowt +^w^ In Mincing with :33 his xDD swowd her husband's limbs, +uWu The x3 instant burst of ^-^ cwamouw :3 that ^.^ she UwU made +^w^ (Unwess ^.^ things >w< mowtaw move them nyot uWu at aww) +Wouwd uWu have UwU made milch x3 the ^.^ buwnying eyes of heaven +xDD And passion uWu in x3 the ;;w;; gods.' + +Pow. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ whe'w ^.^ he >_> has nyot >_> tuwn'd :33 his :33 cowouw, ÚwÚ and >_> has tears in's +:3 eyes. UwU Pwithee nyo uWu mowe! +xDD Ham. 'Tis well. I'll uWu have uWu thee speak x3 out x3 the xDD west of ÚwÚ this :3 soon.- +^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, xDD wiww xDD you >_> see x3 the >_< pwayews weww bestow'd? Do xDD you +UwU heaw? Let them be weww OwO us'd; fow ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 the abstract ÚwÚ and bwief +>w< chwonyicwes of x3 the uWu time. >w< Aftew x3 youw :33 death xDD you :3 wewe xDD bettew uWu have :3 a +:33 bad UwU epitaph than uWu theiw :33 iww wepowt OwO whiwe xDD you wive. +Pow. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww use them accowding to uWu theiw desert. +xDD Ham. >_> God's >_< bodykins, ^w^ man, much :3 bettew! ^w^ Use every x3 man ÚwÚ aftew :33 his +:3 desewt, ÚwÚ and who >_> shouwd ;;w;; scape whipping? ^w^ Use them ÚwÚ aftew x3 youw UwU own +honour ÚwÚ and UwU dignyity. uWu The less ;;w;; they >w< desewve, x3 the ^.^ mowe merit >_> is uWu in +x3 youw x3 bounty. ^.^ Take them ^.^ in. +Pow. ^.^ Come, sirs. +xDD Ham. Follow :3 him, fwiends. ^-^ We'ww hear :3 a :33 pway ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +Exeunt ^.^ Powonyius ÚwÚ and ^.^ Pwayews :33 [except x3 the xDD Fiwst]. +uWu Dost xDD thou hear uWu me, ;;w;; owd >w< fwiend? UwU Can xDD you :33 pway 'The >w< Muwthew of +ÚwÚ Gonzago'? +:3 1. Pway. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. ^-^ We'ww >_> ha't to-mowwow OwO nyight. >_> You couwd, fow :3 a need, ^-^ study :3 a +ÚwÚ speech of x3 some ^.^ dozen ow :33 sixteen lines which UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu set down ÚwÚ and +insert OwO in't, couwd xDD you ^w^ nyot? +:3 1. Pway. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. Very well. Follow :3 that wowd- ÚwÚ and wook xDD you ÚwÚ mock ^.^ him not. +;;w;; [Exit First :33 Pwayew.] +OwO My ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, I'll OwO weave xDD you >w< tiww OwO nyight. >_> You OwO awe wewcome to +OwO Ewsinyowe. +Wos. ^-^ Good x3 my ^.^ wowd! +xDD Ham. Ay, >_> so, ^w^ God ^-^ b' ÚwÚ wi' ;;w;; ye! +UwU [Exeunt Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and ^-^ Guiwdenstewn +Now UwU I ^w^ am >_< awonye. +x3 O >_> what :3 a ;;w;; wogue ÚwÚ and peasant ;;w;; swave ^w^ am >_< I! +Is >w< it nyot monstwous :3 that ÚwÚ this :3 pwayew UwU hewe, +OwO But uWu in :3 a OwO fiction, uWu in :3 a dweam of ^-^ passion, +Could force :33 his :3 souw UwU so to :33 his UwU own conceit +^.^ That, from her x3 wowking, aww :33 his >w< visage >_< wann'd, +Tears uWu in :33 his ^w^ eyes, OwO distwaction in's ÚwÚ aspect, +^-^ A xDD bwoken voice, ÚwÚ and :33 his whole ^.^ function suiting +With uWu fowms to :33 his ÚwÚ conceit? xDD And aww fow nothing! +For Hecuba! +x3 What's Hecuba to :3 him, ow ^.^ he to Hecuba, +:33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd xDD weep fow OwO hew? >_> What ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he UwU do, +xDD Had ^.^ he x3 the motive ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 cue fow passion +:33 That UwU I have? >w< He ^.^ wouwd x3 dwown x3 the stage with tears +xDD And ÚwÚ cweave x3 the general ear with >_> howwid OwO speech; +^-^ Make ^-^ mad x3 the guiwty ÚwÚ and ^-^ appaw x3 the >w< fwee, +Confound x3 the ignorant, ÚwÚ and amaze ÚwÚ indeed +uWu The xDD vewy faculties of eyes ÚwÚ and ears. +ÚwÚ Yet I, +^-^ A dull ÚwÚ and muddy-mettled ^.^ wascaw, xDD peak +Wike John-a-dreams, unpregnant of x3 my >_< cause, +xDD And ^.^ can >_> say nothing! :3 Nyo, nyot fow :3 a OwO king, +>_> Upon x3 whose uWu pwopewty ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu deaw >w< wife +^-^ A damn'd :3 defeat UwU was >_> made. ^w^ Am UwU I :3 a ^-^ cowawd? +Who ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me >w< viwwain? >_< bweaks x3 my OwO pate across? +;;w;; Pwucks x3 off x3 my ^w^ beawd ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwows >w< it uWu in x3 my ^.^ face? +Tweaks ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 th' xDD nyose? ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me x3 the >_< wie :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ thwoat +;;w;; As >_> deep >_< as to x3 the wungs? Who does ;;w;; me uWu this, ^.^ ha? +uWu 'Swounds, UwU I >_> shouwd OwO take :3 it! fow >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be +OwO But UwU I ^w^ am :3 pigeon-wivew'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ wack ^.^ gaww +;;w;; To >_< make oppwession x3 bittew, ow ere ÚwÚ this +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have fatted aww x3 the wegion :33 kites +With ÚwÚ this >_< swave's offal. :3 Bwoody ^w^ bawdy :33 viwwain! +OwO Wemowsewess, ;;w;; tweachewous, lecherous, UwU kindwess :33 viwwain! +>_< O, vengeance! +Why, >_> what >w< an >w< ass ^w^ am >_< I! This >_> is UwU most ^w^ bwave, +:33 That I, x3 the >_< son of :3 a uWu deaw >w< fathew muwthew'd, +Prompted to x3 my xDD wevenge ^.^ by heaven ÚwÚ and >_> heww, +:3 Must (like :3 a whowe) >_< unpack x3 my >_< heawt with wowds +xDD And faww x3 a-cuwsing ^.^ wike :3 a xDD vewy ;;w;; dwab, +^-^ A scullion! +>w< Fie ÚwÚ upon't! :3 foh! About, x3 my ^w^ bwain! >_> Hum, UwU I uWu have heard +:33 That guiwty :33 cweatuwes, :3 sitting uWu at :3 a ^.^ pway, +:3 Have ^.^ by x3 the xDD vewy x3 cunnying of x3 the scene +:33 Been >w< stwuck UwU so to x3 the :3 souw :3 that presently +^-^ They uWu have proclaim'd uWu theiw malefactions; +For >_> muwthew, ^w^ though >w< it uWu have nyo ;;w;; tongue, xDD wiww speak +With UwU most ^.^ miwacuwous x3 owgan, I'll uWu have these ^.^ Pwayews +>_> Pway ^-^ something ^.^ wike x3 the muwthew of x3 my >w< fathew +^.^ Befowe >_< minye uncle. I'll uWu obsewve :33 his looks; +I'll ^w^ tent ^.^ him to x3 the quick. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> but blench, +UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my course. uWu The ^w^ spiwit :3 that UwU I uWu have :3 seen +^-^ May be :3 a >_< deviw; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ deviw hath powew +;;w;; T' assume :3 a pweasing UwU shape; >w< yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pewhaps +UwU Out of x3 my ^.^ weaknyess ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU mewanchowy, +;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy x3 potent with xDD such ^.^ spiwits, +>_< Abuses ;;w;; me to damn x3 me. I'll uWu have grounds +uWu Mowe :3 wewative than UwU this. uWu The uWu pway's x3 the ^.^ thing +^-^ Whewein I'll catch x3 the >_> conscience of x3 the ;;w;; King. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. Scene ^.^ I. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew OwO King, :3 Queen, Polonius, :33 Ophewia, Wosencwantz, x3 Guiwdenstewn, ÚwÚ and >w< Wowds. + +;;w;; King. xDD And ^.^ can xDD you ^.^ by nyo dwift of circumstance +>_< Get from ^.^ him >w< why ^.^ he puts on ÚwÚ this ^.^ confusion, +Gwating UwU so ÚwÚ hawshwy aww :33 his OwO days of :33 quiet +With turbulent ÚwÚ and uWu dangewous lunacy? +Wos. >w< He does x3 confess ^.^ he feews >_< himsewf distwacted, +OwO But from >_> what cause ^.^ he xDD wiww ^.^ by nyo means >_< speak. +Guil. x3 Nyow UwU do ^.^ we find ^.^ him forward to be sounded, +OwO But with :3 a ^-^ cwafty ^-^ madnyess keeps >_< awoof +x3 When ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him on to x3 some >_> confession +Of :33 his true state. +ÚwÚ Queen. Did ^.^ he receive xDD you ^.^ weww? +Wos. :3 Most ^.^ wike :3 a :3 gentweman. +Guil. OwO But with much forcing of :33 his xDD disposition. +Wos. >w< Nyiggawd of ^.^ question, >_> but of UwU ouw uWu demands +:3 Most fwee uWu in :33 his wepwy. +ÚwÚ Queen. Did xDD you OwO assay ^.^ him +;;w;; To xDD any pastime? +Wos. uWu Madam, >w< it UwU so UwU feww x3 out :3 that xDD cewtain >_< pwayews +We xDD o'ewwaught on x3 the >_> way. Of these ^.^ we told :3 him, +xDD And there uWu did xDD seem uWu in ^.^ him :3 a uWu kind of joy +;;w;; To hear of :3 it. ^-^ They OwO awe OwO hewe about x3 the xDD couwt, +^.^ And, >_< as UwU I >_< think, ;;w;; they uWu have xDD awweady order +This >w< nyight to :33 pway >w< befowe ^.^ him. +Pow. 'Tis UwU most true; +xDD And ^.^ he :33 beseech'd ;;w;; me to entweat x3 youw >_< Majesties +;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 the :3 mattew. +;;w;; King. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD doth much :3 content ;;w;; me +;;w;; To hear ^.^ him UwU so >_> incwin'd. +^-^ Good xDD gentwemen, UwU give ^.^ him :3 a further UwU edge +xDD And UwU dwive :33 his OwO puwpose on to these ;;w;; dewights. +Wos. We UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wowd. +Exeunt Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. +;;w;; King. ÚwÚ Sweet >_> Gewtwude, OwO weave >_> us :3 too; +For ^.^ we uWu have x3 cwosewy sent fow ;;w;; Hamwet hithew, +:33 That xDD he, >_< as >w< 'twewe ^.^ by :3 accident, OwO may OwO hewe +x3 Affwont UwU Ophewia. +:3 Hew >w< fathew ÚwÚ and mysewf :3 (wawfuw espials) +Will UwU so bestow ouwsewves :3 that, ^-^ seeing ÚwÚ unseen, +We OwO may of uWu theiw x3 encountew fwankwy OwO judge +xDD And gathew ^.^ by :3 him, >_< as ^.^ he >_> is x3 behav'd, +>_> If't be x3 th' >_> affwiction of :33 his xDD wuv, ow no, +:33 That OwO thus ^.^ he suffers ;;w;; fow. +ÚwÚ Queen. UwU I UwU shaww UwU obey uWu you; +xDD And fow x3 youw >_> pawt, :33 Ophewia, UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ wish +:33 That x3 youw ÚwÚ good beauties be x3 the ^w^ happy cause +Of Hamlet's uWu wiwdnyess. ^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I UwU hope x3 youw uWu viwtues +Will ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to :33 his uWu wonted uWu way OwO again, +;;w;; To both x3 youw >_< honyouws. +:33 Oph. uWu Madam, UwU I ÚwÚ wish >w< it may. +;;w;; [Exit Queen.] +Pow. :33 Ophewia, UwU wawk xDD you >_< hewe.- Gwacious, UwU so uWu pwease UwU you, +We xDD wiww bestow xDD ouwsewves.- :33 [To xDD Ophewia] xDD Wead on ÚwÚ this ^-^ book, +:33 That x3 show of xDD such >w< an ÚwÚ exewcise OwO may colour +uWu Youw xDD wonyewinyess.- We OwO awe ;;w;; oft to uWu bwame uWu in uWu this, +'Tis ^w^ too much pwov'd, :3 that with x3 devotion's >w< visage +xDD And :33 pious uWu action ^.^ we UwU do ^-^ sugaw ^-^ o'ew +uWu The Deviw himself. +;;w;; King. >w< [aside] >_< O, UwU 'tis ^w^ too ^-^ twue! +How ^-^ smawt :3 a lash :3 that ÚwÚ speech xDD doth UwU give x3 my conscience! +uWu The ^-^ hawwot's OwO cheek, :33 beautied with pwast'wing awt, +Is nyot ^.^ mowe ugwy to x3 the ^.^ thing :3 that helps >w< it +Than >_> is x3 my ^.^ deed to x3 my UwU most painted OwO wowd. +x3 O x3 heavy ^w^ buwthen! +Pow. UwU I hear ^.^ him :3 coming. :3 Wet's :3 withdwaw, x3 my OwO wowd. +Exeunt ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Polonius]. + +Entew x3 Hamwet. + +xDD Ham. ;;w;; To be, ow nyot to ^-^ be- :3 that >_> is x3 the ;;w;; question: +Whethew UwU 'tis >w< nyobwew uWu in x3 the ^-^ mind to suffew +uWu The swings ÚwÚ and x3 awwows of :3 outwageous :3 fowtunye +:33 Ow to OwO take :3 awms OwO against :3 a sea of ÚwÚ twoubwes, +xDD And ^.^ by opposing >w< end OwO them. ;;w;; To ;;w;; die- to sweep- +No mowe; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 a :33 sweep to >_> say ^.^ we >w< end +uWu The ^.^ heawtache, ÚwÚ and x3 the thousand natural UwU shocks +:33 That >w< fwesh >_> is heir ;;w;; to. 'Tis :3 a consummation +>_> Devoutwy to be UwU wish'd. ;;w;; To ;;w;; die- to OwO sweep. +;;w;; To sweep- x3 pewchance to >w< dweam: :33 ay, there's x3 the rub! +For uWu in :3 that :33 sweep of :33 death >_> what x3 dweams OwO may come +x3 When ^.^ we uWu have OwO shuffwed x3 off ÚwÚ this >w< mowtaw coil, +:3 Must UwU give >_> us UwU pause. >_> Thewe's x3 the wespect +:33 That x3 makes ^-^ cawamity of UwU so ^-^ wong life. +For who ^.^ wouwd UwU beaw x3 the OwO whips ÚwÚ and scorns of time, +xDD Th' uWu oppwessow's wwong, x3 the OwO pwoud :33 man's ÚwÚ contumewy, +uWu The x3 pangs of :33 despis'd xDD wuv, x3 the law's delay, +uWu The :3 insowence of office, ÚwÚ and x3 the spuwns +:33 That patient merit of x3 th' >_< unwowthy ^-^ takes, +x3 When ^.^ he >_< himsewf ^w^ might :33 his :33 quietus >_< make +With :3 a OwO bawe ;;w;; bodkin? Who ^.^ wouwd these xDD fawdews >_> beaw, +;;w;; To >_> gwunt ÚwÚ and UwU sweat :33 undew :3 a ÚwÚ weawy :3 wife, +OwO But :3 that x3 the xDD dwead of ^-^ something ÚwÚ aftew >w< death- +uWu The undiscover'd country, from x3 whose >_> bouwn +No ÚwÚ twavewwew :33 wetuwns- ^.^ puzzwes x3 the :33 wiww, +xDD And x3 makes >_> us rather UwU beaw UwU those ills ^.^ we uWu have +Than fwy to ;;w;; othews :3 that ^.^ we ^.^ knyow nyot UwU of? +^-^ Thus >_> conscience does >_< make ^w^ cowawds of >_> us all, +xDD And OwO thus x3 the OwO nyative :33 hue of uWu wesowution +Is OwO sickwied ^-^ o'ew with x3 the pawe ;;w;; cast of ^-^ thought, +xDD And >w< entewpwises of great ÚwÚ pith ÚwÚ and x3 moment +With ÚwÚ this regard uWu theiw ^.^ cuwwents turn awwy +xDD And wose x3 the xDD nyame of :33 action.- xDD Soft xDD you >_< nyow! +uWu The >w< faiw Ophewia!- Nymph, uWu in >w< thy xDD owisons +^w^ Be aww x3 my :3 sins x3 wememb'wed. +:33 Oph. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, +How does x3 youw honour fow ÚwÚ this UwU many :3 a >w< day? +xDD Ham. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank uWu you; weww, weww, well. +:33 Oph. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have xDD wemembwances of >_> youws +:33 That UwU I uWu have wonged ^-^ wong to ÚwÚ we-dewivew. +UwU I pray UwU you, nyow receive OwO them. +xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, nyot >_< I! +UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave xDD you ^.^ aught. +:33 Oph. OwO My :3 honyouw'd uWu wowd, xDD you ^.^ knyow >w< wight weww xDD you ^-^ did, +xDD And with them wowds of UwU so x3 sweet UwU bweath xDD compos'd +;;w;; As UwU made x3 the ^.^ things ^.^ mowe ;;w;; wich. ^-^ Theiw ^.^ pewfume :3 wost, +^.^ Take these again; fow to x3 the x3 nyobwe ^-^ mind +Wich ^.^ gifts OwO wax poor when givers ^-^ pwuv unkind. +There, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. >w< Ha, :33 ha! ^w^ Awe xDD you honest? +:33 Oph. OwO My xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. ^w^ Awe xDD you uWu faiw? +:33 Oph. >_> What means x3 youw x3 wowdship? +xDD Ham. :33 That >_> if xDD you be xDD honyest ÚwÚ and faiw, x3 youw honesty >_> shouwd ^w^ admit nyo +uWu discouwse to x3 youw beauty. +:33 Oph. Could >w< beauty, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu have xDD bettew >_< commewce than with >_< honyesty? +xDD Ham. Ay, ÚwÚ twuwy; fow x3 the powew of beauty xDD wiww :33 soonyew UwU twansfowm +honesty from >_> what >w< it >_> is to :3 a ;;w;; bawd than x3 the force of honesty ^.^ can +UwU twanswate beauty x3 into :33 his :3 wikenyess. This UwU was ÚwÚ sometime :3 a UwU pawadox, +>_> but nyow x3 the time ;;w;; gives >w< it :33 pwoof. UwU I uWu did wuv xDD you OwO once. +:33 Oph. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you UwU made ;;w;; me ^-^ bewieve :3 so. +xDD Ham. >_> You >_> shouwd nyot uWu have believ'd OwO me; fow viwtue ;;w;; cannyot UwU so +>w< inyocuwate UwU ouw ;;w;; owd stock >_> but ^.^ we UwU shaww wewish of :3 it. UwU I xDD wuvd xDD you not. -Oph. I ÚwÚ was OwO the ^-^ mowe deceived. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a >_> nyunnyewy! UwU Why wouldst :3 thou >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of -uWu sinnyews? I x3 am ^-^ mysewf indifferent ^w^ honyest, uWu but ÚwÚ yet I :33 couwd :3 accuse -me >_> of such >w< things UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe better my mothew xDD had ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ bownye >_> me. -I x3 am vewy proud, xDD wevengefuw, ^-^ ambitious; with ^-^ mowe offences at my -ÚwÚ beck than I ^.^ have >_> thoughts ^-^ to >w< put them ÚwÚ in, ^.^ imaginyation ^-^ to ^w^ give -them ^w^ shape, ^w^ ow UwU time ^-^ to ^.^ act them in. What shouwd such xDD fewwows as I -uWu do, ÚwÚ cwawwing :3 between :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< heaven? We awe :33 awwant knyaves uWu aww; -believe UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ us. uWu Go >w< thy ^-^ ways ^-^ to :3 a xDD nyunnyewy. Where's >_> youw -fathew? -Oph. ^.^ At home, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Wet OwO the :33 doows >w< be OwO shut x3 upon ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may xDD pway OwO the OwO foow -:3 nyowhewe uWu but :33 in's >_> own >_< house. >w< Faweweww. -Oph. :33 O, ^w^ hewp ^w^ him, you ^w^ sweet >_< heavens! -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost >w< mawwy, I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this pwague uWu fow >w< thy dowry: ->w< be :3 thou as >_< chaste as x3 ice, as ÚwÚ puwe as snyow, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot escape -calumny. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a xDD nyunnyewy. Go, faweweww. Ow ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt -^.^ nyeeds >w< mawwy, ÚwÚ mawwy :3 a OwO foow; uWu fow xDD wise x3 men xDD knyow ;;w;; weww enough what -monstews you ^-^ make >_> of ^.^ them. ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU nyunnyewy, ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and >_> quickwy ^w^ too. ->w< Faweweww. -Oph. :3 O ^w^ heavenwy powers, restore :3 him! -ÚwÚ Ham. I ^.^ have heard >_> of >_> youw uWu paintings UwU too, ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. :3 God ;;w;; hath ->w< given you ^-^ onye ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ make youwsewves >_> anyothew. You >_< jig, you -x3 ambwe, ÚwÚ and you ^.^ wisp; you nickname God's cweatuwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >_> youw -wantonness >_> youw ^.^ ignyowance. uWu Go ^.^ to, I'll nyo ^-^ mowe on't! ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :3 made -me ^w^ mad. I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo uWu moe x3 mawwiages. Those UwU that awe -married awweady- >w< aww uWu but :3 onye- uWu shaww :3 wive; OwO the west uWu shaww ^-^ keep as -uWu they >_> awe. ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU nyunnyewy, ^.^ go. UwU Exit. -Oph. :33 O, what :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 mind :3 is here o'erthrown! -The courtier's, scholar's, :33 sowdiew's, eye, tongue, ;;w;; swowd, -^-^ Th' expectancy ÚwÚ and wose >_> of OwO the fair state, -The :3 gwass >_> of ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> mouwd >_> of >_> fowm, -^-^ Th' x3 obsewv'd >_> of >w< aww observers- ÚwÚ quite, ^-^ quite ÚwÚ down! -And OwO I, >_> of ;;w;; wadies UwU most ^-^ deject ÚwÚ and :3 wwetched, -:33 That >w< suck'd OwO the honey >_> of his music xDD vows, -Nyow UwU see UwU that x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 suvweign reason, -;;w;; Wike ^w^ sweet OwO bewws jangled, >_< out >_> of xDD tunye ÚwÚ and hawsh; -:33 That ÚwÚ unmatch'd fowm ÚwÚ and >_> featuwe >_> of xDD bwown xDD youth -xDD Bwasted with ^w^ ecstasy. :33 O, >_> woe :3 is me -^.^ T' ^.^ have uWu seen what I ^.^ have ^.^ seen, UwU see what I >w< see! - -x3 Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and x3 Powonyius. - -King. Wuv? his ÚwÚ affections ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU that uWu way ^w^ tend; -Nyow what ^.^ he xDD spake, >w< though ^.^ it >_< wack'd fowm :3 a little, ->_> Was ^.^ nyot >_< wike madnyess. There's xDD something in his ^w^ souw -uWu O'ew ;;w;; which his >_> mewanchowy OwO sits uWu on bwood; -And I ^-^ do x3 doubt OwO the hatch ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ discwose -uWu Wiww >w< be >w< some danger; ;;w;; which uWu fow ^-^ to uWu pwevent, -I ^.^ have in uWu quick determination -ÚwÚ Thus xDD set ^.^ it >_< down: ^.^ he uWu shaww with ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand ->_< Fow OwO the >_> demand >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu nyegwected ^-^ twibute. -:3 Hapwy OwO the seas, ÚwÚ and >w< countwies different, -x3 With UwU vawiabwe objects, uWu shaww >_> expew -:3 This x3 something-settwed matter in his xDD heawt, -uWu Wheweon his >w< bwains still >_> beating ^-^ puts him ;;w;; thus -From ^.^ fashion >_> of :3 himsewf. What ÚwÚ think you on't? -ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^-^ do :33 weww. But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do I believe -The origin ÚwÚ and commencement >_> of his >w< gwief -:33 Spwung ^-^ fwom uWu nyegwected >_< wuv.- OwO How nyow, >w< Ophewia? -You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot tell OwO us what Wowd Hamlet ^w^ said. -We heard ^.^ it xDD aww.- UwU My lord, ^-^ do as you pwease; -But ^-^ if you howd ^.^ it ^.^ fit, aftew OwO the xDD pway ->_> Wet his queen mothew >w< aww :3 awonye entweat him -ÚwÚ To show his ^w^ gwief. >_> Wet xDD hew >w< be x3 wound with him; -And I'll >w< be ^.^ pwac'd OwO so >w< pwease you, in OwO the ear -x3 Of >w< aww theiw ^w^ confewence. >w< If ^.^ she find him ;;w;; nyot, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ Engwand ^-^ send him; ^w^ ow x3 confinye him xDD whewe -Your OwO wisdom :33 best uWu shaww uWu think. -King. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. -Madnyess in gweat ones >w< must ^.^ nyot unwatch'd ^.^ go. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -xDD Ewsinyowe. hall in OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and three >_> of OwO the Players. - -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Speak OwO the speech, I pray you, as I pwonyounc'd ^.^ it ^-^ to you, -UwU twippingwy uWu on OwO the OwO tongue. But ^-^ if you OwO mouth it, as many >_> of ^-^ ouw -;;w;; pwayews uWu do, I xDD had as live OwO the ^-^ town crier xDD spoke my OwO winyes. Nyow ^-^ do -^.^ nyot ^-^ saw OwO the ÚwÚ aiw xDD too >w< much with >_> youw ;;w;; hand, thus, uWu but ;;w;; use >w< aww -x3 gentwy; uWu fow in OwO the vewy ^w^ towwent, OwO tempest, ÚwÚ and >w< (as I ^-^ may ;;w;; say) -whiwwwind >_> of >_> youw :3 passion, you >w< must acquiwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ beget :3 a -temperance UwU that ^-^ may ^w^ give ^.^ it smoothnyess. :33 O, ^.^ it uWu offends me ^-^ to OwO the -^w^ souw ^-^ to hear :3 a :33 wobustious pewiwig-pated :3 fewwow >w< teaw :3 a passion ^-^ to -uWu tattews, ^-^ to vewy >_> wags, ^-^ to split OwO the cars >_> of OwO the ^w^ gwoundwings, ^-^ who -(for OwO the UwU most part) awe capable >_> of nyothing uWu but inexplicable OwO dumb ->w< shows ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyoise. I would ^.^ have such :3 a :3 fewwow :3 whipp'd uWu fow x3 o'ewdoing -Tewmagant. ^w^ It out-herods Herod. ;;w;; Pway you UwU avoid it. -:3 Pwayew. I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw honyouw. -ÚwÚ Ham. Be ^.^ nyot xDD too ^w^ tame neither; uWu but let >_> youw >_> own >_< discwetion >w< be >_> youw ->_< tutow. Suit OwO the >w< action ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wowd, OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ to OwO the >_> action; with -:3 this speciaw x3 obsewvance, UwU that you x3 o'ewstep ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 modesty >_> of -;;w;; nyatuwe: uWu fow ^w^ anything OwO so uvwdonye :3 is ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of >_< pwaying, -uWu whose end, uWu both at OwO the ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and nyow, ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ and ;;w;; is, ^-^ to >_< howd, as ->_> 'twewe, OwO the >_< miwwow OwO up ^-^ to nyatuwe; ^-^ to show OwO Viwtue xDD hew >_> own feature, -:33 scown xDD hew >_> own ^-^ image, ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy :3 age ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the UwU time his -fowm ÚwÚ and x3 pwessuwe. Nyow :3 this x3 uvwdonye, ^w^ ow come tawdy OwO off, >w< though -^.^ it ^-^ make OwO the ^-^ unskiwfuw >w< waugh, cannyot uWu but ^-^ make OwO the x3 judicious -^w^ gwieve; OwO the ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ onye >w< must in >_> youw allowance -ÚwÚ o'ewweigh :3 a xDD whowe x3 theatwe >_> of ^.^ othews. :33 O, there >w< be ;;w;; pwayews UwU that I -^.^ have uWu seen play, ÚwÚ and heard ÚwÚ othews :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and UwU that highly >w< (nyot ^-^ to -speak ^.^ it uWu pwofanyewy), UwU that, neither having OwO the accent >_> of -Christians, :3 nyow OwO the ^-^ gait >_> of xDD Chwistian, ;;w;; pagan, :3 nyow man, ^.^ have OwO so -^.^ stwutted ÚwÚ and OwO bewwowed UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ thought >w< some >_> of x3 Nyatuwe's -jouwnyeymen xDD had :3 made ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 made them well, uWu they imitated -humanyity OwO so :33 abominyabwy. -:3 Pwayew. I >w< hope ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ wefowm'd UwU that xDD indiffewentwy with >w< us, sir. -ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, reform ^.^ it awtogethew! And let x3 those UwU that xDD pway >_> youw >w< cwowns -speak nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 is xDD set ;;w;; down uWu fow ^.^ them. >_< Fow there >w< be >_> of them -UwU that uWu wiww themsewves >w< waugh, ^-^ to xDD set uWu on >w< some xDD quantity >_> of xDD bawwen -;;w;; spectatows ^-^ to waugh UwU too, >w< though in OwO the UwU mean UwU time >w< some nyecessawy -xDD question >_> of OwO the xDD pway >w< be then ^-^ to >w< be xDD considewed. ^.^ That's villanous -ÚwÚ and >w< shows :3 a UwU most ^w^ pitifuw ambition in OwO the OwO foow UwU that :3 uses it. uWu Go -^-^ make you weady. ->_< Exeunt Players. - -x3 Entew UwU Powonyius, OwO Wosencwantz, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. - -OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? uWu Wiww OwO the UwU King hear :3 this piece >_> of wowk? -ÚwÚ Pow. And OwO the Queen UwU too, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> pwesentwy. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Bid OwO the ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ make haste, xDD [Exit Powonyius.] uWu Wiww you two -^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^.^ hasten >w< them? -Both. We wiww, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt uWu they ^-^ two. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, ^w^ ho, uWu Howatio! - -x3 Entew :3 Howatio. - -How. Here, ^w^ sweet lord, at >_> youw uWu sewvice. -ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Howatio, :3 thou art uWu e'en as ^.^ just :3 a man -UwU As e'ew my convewsation ÚwÚ cop'd :3 withaw. -How. :33 O, my dear wowd! -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think I fwattew; ->_< Fow what advancement ^-^ may I >w< hope ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, -:33 That nyo OwO wevenyue x3 hast uWu but >w< thy good uWu spiwits -ÚwÚ To :33 feed ÚwÚ and cwothe OwO thee? UwU Why shouwd OwO the UwU poow >w< be ^-^ fwattew'd? -No, let OwO the ^w^ candied :33 tongue OwO wick ÚwÚ absuwd uWu pomp, -And crook OwO the pregnant :33 hinges >_> of OwO the knee -:3 Whewe :33 thwift ^-^ may follow x3 fawnying. Dost :3 thou uWu heaw? -x3 Since my dear ^w^ souw ÚwÚ was ^w^ mistwess >_> of xDD hew UwU choice -And :33 couwd >_> of x3 men :3 distinguish, xDD hew >w< ewection -;;w;; Hath scawd ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :33 hewsewf. >_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast >_< been -UwU As one, in xDD suff'wing aww, UwU that >w< suffews OwO nyothing; -OwO A man UwU that Fowtunye's buffets ÚwÚ and UwU wewawds -xDD Hast ta'en with >w< equaw :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and bwest awe x3 those -uWu Whose UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ judgment awe OwO so ;;w;; weww >_> commingwed -:33 That uWu they awe ^.^ nyot :3 a pipe uWu fow Fowtunye's fingew -ÚwÚ To :33 sound what xDD stop ^.^ she pwease. >w< Give me UwU that man -:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot passion's slave, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww wear him -UwU In my ^w^ heawt's core, ^-^ ay, in my OwO heawt >_> of xDD heawt, -UwU As I ^-^ do thee. OwO Something xDD too >w< much >_> of :3 this I -Thewe :3 is :3 a xDD pway ^.^ to-nyight before OwO the King. ->_< Onye scene >_> of ^.^ it comes ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the uWu ciwcumstance, -^w^ Which I ^.^ have told ^.^ thee, >_> of my >_< fathew's :33 death. -I ;;w;; pwithee, when :3 thou >w< seest UwU that ^.^ act ^-^ afoot, ->_< Even with OwO the vewy :33 comment >_> of >w< thy ^w^ souw -x3 Obsewve my :3 uncwe. >w< If his ;;w;; occuwted UwU guiwt -Do ^.^ nyot itsewf >_> unkennyew in ^-^ onye speech, -^w^ It :3 is :3 a damned ghost UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ seen, -And my imaginyations awe as ;;w;; fouw -UwU As ^-^ Vuwcan's :33 stithy. >w< Give him xDD heedfuw >_> nyote; ->_< Fow I >_< minye eyes uWu wiww rivet ^-^ to his ;;w;; face, -And aftew ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu both ^-^ ouw ^w^ judgments >_> join -UwU In ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of his >_> seeming. -How. Weww, my :33 wowd. ->w< If ^.^ he >_< steaw >w< aught OwO the UwU whiwst :3 this xDD pway :3 is >_< pwaying, -And ^w^ scape >w< detecting, I uWu wiww pay OwO the >_> theft. - -Sound :3 a OwO fwouwish. ÚwÚ [Entew ^-^ Twumpets ÚwÚ and Kettledrums. Danish -UwU mawch. ÚwÚ [Entew ;;w;; King, uWu Queen, UwU Powonyius, :3 Ophewia, OwO Wosencwantz, -Guiwdenstewn, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ Wowds ÚwÚ attendant, with OwO the Guard -cawwying uWu towches. - -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ They awe UwU coming ^-^ to OwO the play. I >w< must >w< be idwe. -UwU Get you :3 a :3 pwace. -King. OwO How fares ^-^ ouw cousin UwU Hamwet? -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Excewwent, >w< i' ^w^ faith; >_> of OwO the chameleon's dish. I xDD eat OwO the :3 aiw, -:3 pwomise-cwamm'd. You cannyot :33 feed ^.^ capons ÚwÚ so. -King. I ^.^ have nyothing with :3 this ^-^ answew, Hamlet. ^.^ These uWu wowds awe ^.^ nyot -x3 minye. -ÚwÚ Ham. No, :3 nyow >_< minye OwO nyow. uWu [To >w< Powonyius] UwU My lord, you >_> pway'd UwU once ->w< i' th' ^.^ unyivewsity, you ^w^ say? -ÚwÚ Pow. :33 That >_> did OwO I, my lord, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was ;;w;; accounted :3 a good :3 actow. -ÚwÚ Ham. What >_> did you enact? -ÚwÚ Pow. I >_> did enact Julius xDD Caesaw; I ÚwÚ was xDD kiww'd >w< i' th' ;;w;; Capitow; Bwutus -xDD kiww'd >_> me. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ bwute part >_> of him ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO so :3 capitaw :3 a >_> cawf ^.^ thewe. Be -OwO the ;;w;; pwayews weady. -^-^ Wos. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. ^.^ They stay x3 upon >_> youw uWu patience. -Queen. Come hithew, my dear x3 Hamwet, ^-^ sit uWu by >_> me. -ÚwÚ Ham. No, good mother. Here's >w< metaw ^-^ mowe x3 attwactive. -ÚwÚ Pow. [to OwO the ^.^ King] :33 O, UwU ho! ^-^ do you mark ÚwÚ that? -ÚwÚ Ham. Lady, uWu shaww I lie in >_> youw :3 wap? -^.^ [Sits ;;w;; down at ;;w;; Ophewia's ÚwÚ feet.] -Oph. No, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. I >_> mean, my head x3 upon >_> youw :3 wap? -Oph. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. Do you ÚwÚ think I meant ;;w;; countwy ^.^ mattews? -Oph. I ÚwÚ think nothing, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ That's :3 a fair ^w^ thought ^-^ to lie :3 between ^.^ maids' wegs. -Oph. What ;;w;; is, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Nyothing. -Oph. You awe uWu mewwy, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. Who, x3 I? -Oph. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O God, >_> youw only ÚwÚ jig-makew! What shouwd :3 a man ^-^ do uWu but >w< be merry? ->_< Fow ÚwÚ wook you how x3 cheewfuwwy my mothew >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and my fathew ;;w;; died -within xDD 's two OwO houws. -Oph. Nyay 'tis ^w^ twice two x3 months, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So UwU wong? Nyay then, let OwO the ^w^ deviw wear :3 bwack, uWu fow I'll ^.^ have :3 a -suit >_> of ;;w;; sabwes. :3 O >_< heavens! die two ^.^ months uWu ago, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowgotten -:3 yet? ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's >w< hope :3 a gweat ÚwÚ man's memowy ^-^ may ;;w;; outwive his life -half :3 a xDD yeaw. But, uWu by'w Lady, ^.^ he >w< must build chuwches then; ^w^ ow ewse -uWu shaww ^.^ he suffer ^.^ nyot >w< thinking OwO on, with OwO the uWu hobby-howse, uWu whose -^-^ epitaph :3 is 'For :33 O, uWu fow :33 O, OwO the uWu hobby-howse :3 is forgot!' - -Hautboys play. The OwO dumb show enters. - -x3 Entew :3 a UwU King ÚwÚ and :3 a Queen vewy wovingwy; OwO the Queen >_> embwacing -him ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 hew. She >_> knyeews, ÚwÚ and makes show >_> of ^.^ pwotestation -x3 unto >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes xDD hew uWu up, ÚwÚ and declines his head x3 upon xDD hew -ÚwÚ nyeck. ÚwÚ He lays him ;;w;; down x3 upon :3 a bank >_> of xDD fwowews. ^.^ She, >_< seeing -him asweep, leaves >_> him. Anon comes in :3 a fewwow, ^-^ takes x3 off his -UwU cwown, OwO kisses it, ^w^ pouws :3 poison in OwO the >_< sweepew's eaws, ÚwÚ and -leaves >_> him. The Queen >_> wetuwns, ^.^ finds OwO the UwU King OwO dead, ÚwÚ and makes -passionate ^w^ action. The uWu Poisonyew with >w< some three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw Mutes, -comes in uWu again, ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to condole with :3 hew. The UwU dead ÚwÚ body :3 is -xDD cawwied >_> away. The uWu Poisonyew x3 wooes OwO the Queen with :33 gifts; ^.^ she -uWu seems harsh ÚwÚ and unwilling uWu awhiwe, uWu but in OwO the ^-^ end >_< accepts -his wuv. -OwO Exeunt. - -Oph. What :3 means this, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is >_< miching mawhecho; ^.^ it :3 means x3 mischief. -Oph. Belike :3 this show impowts OwO the awgument >_> of OwO the play. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Pwowogue. - -ÚwÚ Ham. We uWu shaww xDD knyow uWu by :3 this fewwow. The ;;w;; pwayews cannyot ^-^ keep counsew; -they'll tell all. -Oph. uWu Wiww ^.^ he tell OwO us what :3 this show >w< meant? -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ^-^ any show UwU that ^w^ you'ww show >_> him. Be ^.^ nyot you asham'd ^-^ to -show, :3 he'ww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to tell you what ^.^ it ^w^ means. -Oph. You awe >_> nyaught, you awe ÚwÚ nyaught! I'll mark OwO the play. - -^-^ Pwo. >_< Fow >w< us, ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ ouw tragedy, -;;w;; Hewe OwO stooping ^-^ to >_> youw x3 cwemency, -We UwU beg >_> youw hearing patiently. [Exit.] - -ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ Is :3 this :3 a pwowogue, ^w^ ow OwO the posy >_> of :3 a ring? -Oph. ^.^ 'Tis brief, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU As :3 woman's wuv. - -x3 Entew >w< [two >_< Pwayews ;;w;; as] UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen. - -King. >w< Fuww OwO thiwty xDD times ;;w;; hath Phoebus' OwO cawt gonye x3 wound -Nyeptunye's salt wash ÚwÚ and Tellus' >_> owbed >w< gwound, -And OwO thiwty ;;w;; dozed >_< moons with OwO bowwowed sheen -About OwO the x3 wowwd ^.^ have xDD times twewve thirties :3 been, -x3 Since love ^-^ ouw hearts, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Hymen >_> did ^-^ ouw x3 hands, ->_< Unyite >w< comutuaw in UwU most xDD sacwed ;;w;; bands. -Queen. ^w^ So many journeys ^-^ may OwO the >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^-^ moon -UwU Make OwO us UwU again ;;w;; count o'ew ewe love >w< be :33 donye! -But >_> woe :3 is UwU me! you awe OwO so uWu sick >_> of :3 wate, -^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom :33 cheew ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >_> youw fowmew state. -:33 That I :3 distwust you. xDD Yet, >w< though I distwust, -Discomfort you, my lord, ^.^ it nyothing must; ->_< Fow women's ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and love howds UwU quantity, -UwU In neither aught, ^w^ ow in extwemity. -Nyow what my love ;;w;; is, >_> pwoof ;;w;; hath :3 made you know; -And as my love :3 is siz'd, my ;;w;; feaw :3 is ÚwÚ so. -:3 Whewe love :3 is >_> gweat, OwO the >_> wittwest :33 doubts awe fear; -:3 Whewe wittwe ^-^ feaws gwow >_> gweat, gweat love grows ^.^ thewe. -King. OwO Faith, I >w< must xDD weave ^.^ thee, love, ÚwÚ and :33 showtwy :33 too; -UwU My operant >w< powews theiw ^.^ functions xDD weave ^-^ to do. -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt live in :3 this fair x3 wowwd ^.^ behind, -UwU Honyouw'd, >_< bewov'd, ÚwÚ and uWu hapwy ^-^ onye as >w< kind ->_< Fow xDD husband ^-^ shawt ;;w;; thou- -Queen. :33 O, xDD confound OwO the rest! -Such love >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be uWu tweason in my breast. -When uWu second xDD husband let me >w< be accuwst! -None wed OwO the uWu second uWu but ^-^ who >_< kiwwed OwO the >_> fiwst. - -ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ [aside] Wormwood, OwO wowmwood! - -Queen. The ^.^ instances UwU that uWu second mawwiage move -uWu Awe base respects >_> of ;;w;; thwift, uWu but UwU nyonye >_> of wuv. -OwO A uWu second UwU time I :33 kiww my xDD husband UwU dead -When uWu second xDD husband OwO kisses me in bed. -King. I ^-^ do believe you ÚwÚ think what :3 nyow you >_< speak; -But what ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD detewminye ^w^ oft ^-^ we break. -:33 Puwpose :3 is uWu but OwO the ^w^ swave ^-^ to memory, -x3 Of viowent birth, uWu but UwU poow ;;w;; vawidity; -^w^ Which nyow, >_< wike fwuit ÚwÚ unwipe, sticks uWu on OwO the xDD twee, -But fiww unshaken when uWu they mewwow UwU be. -uWu Most nyecessawy 'tis UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ fowget -ÚwÚ To pay uWu ouwsewves what ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves :3 is UwU debt. -What ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves in passion ^-^ we propose, -The passion ending, doth OwO the OwO puwpose lose. -The violence >_> of ;;w;; eithew >w< gwief ^w^ ow ^.^ joy -Their >_> own uWu enyactuwes with themsewves destroy. -:3 Whewe ^.^ joy UwU most revels, >w< gwief doth UwU most lament; -x3 Gwief ;;w;; joys, ^.^ joy UwU gwieves, uWu on x3 swendew accident. -:3 This x3 wowwd :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ aye, :3 nyow 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange -:33 That x3 even ^-^ ouw loves shouwd with ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ change; ->_< Fow 'tis :3 a xDD question weft OwO us ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to :3 pwuv, -:3 Whethew love ;;w;; wead OwO fowtunye, ^w^ ow ewse >_> fowtunye wuv. -The gweat man down, you mark his favourite x3 fwies, -The UwU poow >_> advanc'd makes fwiends >_> of enemies; -And hithewto doth love uWu on >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ tend, ->_< Fow ^-^ who ^.^ nyot ^.^ nyeeds uWu shaww never wack :3 a OwO fwiend, -And ^-^ who in UwU want :3 a >w< howwow fwiend doth :33 twy, -Directly >_< seasons him his enyemy. -But, >_> owdewwy ^-^ to ^-^ end xDD whewe I ;;w;; begun, -Our wills ÚwÚ and fates ^-^ do OwO so contrary run -:33 That ^-^ ouw >_< devices still awe overthrown; -Our >_> thoughts awe UwU ouws, theiw ends UwU nyonye >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< own. -^w^ So ÚwÚ think :3 thou xDD wiwt nyo uWu second xDD husband OwO wed; -But die >w< thy >_> thoughts when >w< thy ^.^ fiwst lord :3 is UwU dead. -Queen. Nyow :3 eawth ^-^ to me ^w^ give food, :3 nyow >w< heaven >_< wight, -Spowt ÚwÚ and wepose ^-^ wock ^-^ fwom me :3 day ÚwÚ and night, -ÚwÚ To despewation xDD tuwn my xDD twust ÚwÚ and hope, -An anchow's :33 cheew in pwison >w< be my UwU scope, ->_> Each >w< opposite UwU that >_> bwanks OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of ^.^ joy -UwU Meet what I would ^.^ have well, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ destwoy, -Both here ÚwÚ and x3 hence x3 puwsue me ÚwÚ wasting stwife, -^.^ If, UwU once :3 a OwO widow, >w< evew I >w< be UwU wife! - -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< If ^.^ she shouwd >_< bweak ^.^ it nyow! - -King. ^.^ 'Tis >_< deepwy swown. ÚwÚ Sweet, xDD weave me here >_> awhiwe. -UwU My uWu spiwits gwow dull, ÚwÚ and fain I would beguiwe -The >w< tedious :3 day with ^-^ sweep. -Queen. ^w^ Sweep ^-^ wock >w< thy ^-^ bwain, -ÚwÚ [He] sleeps. -And never come mischance :3 between OwO us OwO twain! -UwU Exit. - -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Madam, how >_< wike you :3 this xDD pway? -Queen. The wady doth uWu pwotest xDD too xDD much, :3 methinks. -ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, uWu but she'll ^-^ keep xDD hew :33 wowd. -King. >_< Have you heard OwO the OwO awgument? ^-^ Is there nyo OwO offence :3 in't? -ÚwÚ Ham. No, no! ^.^ They ^-^ do uWu but >w< jest, :3 poison in x3 jest; nyo OwO offence >w< i' th' -world. -King. What ^-^ do you caww OwO the xDD pway? -ÚwÚ Ham. xDD 'The Mousetwap.' x3 Mawwy, ^-^ how? Tropically. :3 This xDD pway :3 is OwO the -^.^ image >_> of :3 a >_> muwthew x3 donye in Viennya. ^w^ Gonzago :3 is OwO the >_> duke's ;;w;; nyame; -his xDD wife, :33 Baptista. You uWu shaww UwU see x3 anyon. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a knavish piece >_> of -ÚwÚ wowk; uWu but what o' ÚwÚ that? Your uWu Majesty, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we UwU that ^.^ have free -souls, ^.^ it UwU touches OwO us not. >_> Wet OwO the ÚwÚ gaww'd jade ^w^ winch; ^-^ ouw >_> withews -awe UwU unwwung. - -x3 Entew Lucianus. - -:3 This :3 is ^-^ onye Lucianus, nyephew ^-^ to OwO the King. -Oph. You awe as good as :3 a chorus, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. I :33 couwd interpret :3 between you ÚwÚ and >_> youw love, ^-^ if I :33 couwd UwU see -OwO the puppets dallying. -Oph. You awe keen, my lord, you awe :3 keen. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It would uWu cost you :3 a UwU gwoanying ^-^ to UwU take x3 off my edge. -Oph. OwO Stiww :3 bettew, ÚwÚ and >w< wowse. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So you >w< must UwU take >_> youw ^-^ husbands.- :33 Begin, uWu muwthewew. xDD Pox, xDD weave ->w< thy x3 damnyabwe :3 faces, ÚwÚ and ^-^ begin! ^w^ Come, OwO the UwU cwoaking raven doth -bewwow uWu fow wevenge. - -Wuc. >_> Thoughts :3 bwack, ^.^ hands >_< apt, drugs ^.^ fit, ÚwÚ and UwU time agreeing; -Confederate UwU season, ewse nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe seeing; -Thou mixture wank, >_> of xDD midnyight weeds cowwected, -x3 With xDD Hecate's >_< ban ÚwÚ thwice :3 bwasted, ÚwÚ thwice infected, -x3 Thy :3 nyatuwaw ÚwÚ magic ÚwÚ and x3 diwe property -uWu On >_> whowesome life usurp immediatewy. -uWu Pouws OwO the :3 poison in his x3 eaws. - -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He OwO poisons him >w< i' th' garden UwU fow's ^-^ estate. His nyame's OwO Gonzago. -The story :3 is UwU extant, ÚwÚ and written in vewy UwU choice ^-^ Itawian. You -uWu shaww UwU see anon how OwO the muwthewew gets OwO the love >_> of OwO Gonzago's wife. -Oph. The UwU King x3 wises. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, ^.^ fwighted with false xDD fiwe? -Queen. OwO How fares my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Give o'ew OwO the play. -King. >w< Give me >w< some light! xDD Away! -^.^ Aww. x3 Wights, lights, >w< wights! ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Hamlet ÚwÚ and :3 Howatio. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, let OwO the strucken ;;w;; deew >w< go ;;w;; weep, -The hart ungalled xDD pway; ->_< Fow >w< some >w< must xDD watch, >_< whiwe >w< some >w< must >w< sweep: -ÚwÚ Thus runs OwO the x3 wowwd >_> away. -Wouwd ^.^ nyot this, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :3 a fowest >_> of OwO feathews- ^-^ if OwO the west >_> of my -:3 fowtunyes xDD tuwn :3 Tuwk with x3 me-with two OwO Pwovinciaw >w< woses uWu on my raz'd -OwO shoes, >_< get me :3 a OwO fewwowship in :3 a x3 cwy >_> of players, sir? -How. Hawf :3 a ^w^ shawe. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A xDD whowe ^-^ onye >_> I! ->_< Fow :3 thou OwO dost >w< knyow, :3 O x3 Damon ^.^ deaw, -:3 This >_< weawm dismantwed ÚwÚ was -x3 Of OwO Juv ;;w;; himsewf; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow reigns here -OwO A very, x3 vewy- x3 pajock. -How. You UwU might ^.^ have rhym'd. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O good xDD Howatio, I'll UwU take OwO the ghost's >_> wowd uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand -xDD pound! >w< Didst >w< pewceive? -How. Very well, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Upon OwO the talk >_> of OwO the UwU poisonying? -How. I >_> did vewy ;;w;; weww ^-^ nyote >_> him. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ Aha! ^w^ Come, >w< some ÚwÚ music! ^w^ Come, OwO the ^w^ wecowdews! ->_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the UwU King >_< wike ^.^ nyot OwO the comedy, -UwU Why then, belike ^.^ he wikes ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, xDD pewdy. -^w^ Come, >w< some ÚwÚ music! - -x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. - -Guiw. Good my lord, OwO vouchsafe me :3 a >_> wowd with you. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, :3 a xDD whowe >w< histowy. -Guiw. The ;;w;; King, sir- -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, what >_> of OwO him? -Guiw. ^-^ Is in his >_< wetiwement, ^-^ mawvewwous distempew'd. -ÚwÚ Ham. x3 With x3 dwink, sir? -Guiw. No, my ^w^ wowd; wathew with choler. -ÚwÚ Ham. Your OwO wisdom shouwd show itsewf ^-^ mowe wichew ^-^ to signify :3 this ^-^ to -OwO the ^-^ doctow; uWu fow me ^-^ to >w< put him ^-^ to his ^w^ puwgation would UwU pewhaps -plunge him OwO into :3 faw ^-^ mowe choler. -Guiw. Good my lord, >w< put >_> youw :3 discouwse OwO into >w< some >_< fwame, ÚwÚ and start -^.^ nyot OwO so >_> wiwdwy ^-^ fwom my affair. -ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am >_> tame, siw; pronounce. -Guiw. The uWu Queen, >_> youw mothew, in UwU most gweat affliction >_> of spirit -;;w;; hath x3 sent me ^-^ to you. -ÚwÚ Ham. You awe welcome. -Guiw. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, :3 this couwtesy :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the ^.^ wight bweed. ->w< If ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to ^-^ make me :3 a >_> whowesome ^-^ answew, I uWu wiww ^-^ do ->_> youw >_> mothew's uWu commandment; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >_> youw pawdon ÚwÚ and my xDD wetuwn -uWu shaww >w< be OwO the ^-^ end >_> of my :33 businyess. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, I :3 cannyot. -Guiw. >_> What, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Make you :3 a >_> whowesome answew; my UwU wit's :3 diseas'd. But, ;;w;; siw, such -ÚwÚ answew :3 is I can >_> make, you uWu shaww >_< command; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, as you ÚwÚ say, -my mother. OwO Thewefowe nyo :3 mowe, uWu but ^-^ to OwO the matter! UwU My mothew, you -:33 say- -^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus ^.^ she xDD says: >_> youw >_> behaviouw ;;w;; hath struck xDD hew OwO into -UwU amazement ÚwÚ and admiration. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O OwO wondewfuw UwU son, UwU that can OwO so stonish :3 a mothew! But :3 is there nyo ->w< sequew at OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of :3 this >_> mothew's OwO admiwation? ^-^ Impawt. -^-^ Wos. She desires ^-^ to speak with you in xDD hew closet ewe you >w< go ^-^ to bed. -ÚwÚ Ham. We uWu shaww uWu obey, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she >w< ten xDD times ^-^ ouw mother. >_< Have you ^-^ any -further trade with >_> us? -^-^ Wos. UwU My lord, you UwU once >_> did love >_> me. -ÚwÚ Ham. And ^-^ do stiww, uWu by ^.^ these ^-^ pickews ÚwÚ and >_< steawews! -^-^ Wos. Good my lord, what :3 is >_> youw cause >_> of distemper? You ^-^ do ^w^ suwewy -bar OwO the xDD doow x3 upon >_> youw >_> own wibewty, ^-^ if you deny >_> youw gwiefs ^-^ to ->_> youw >w< fwiend. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, I wack :3 advancement. -^-^ Wos. OwO How can UwU that ^.^ be, when you ^.^ have OwO the >w< voice >_> of OwO the UwU King ^-^ himsewf -uWu fow >_> youw UwU succession in ÚwÚ Denmawk? -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu but 'while OwO the :3 gwass :3 gwows'- OwO the OwO pwuvwb :3 is xDD something +:33 Oph. UwU I UwU was x3 the ^.^ mowe uWu deceived. +xDD Ham. >_< Get uWu thee to :3 a nyunnyewy! Why wouldst xDD thou be :3 a xDD bweedew of +uWu sinnyews? UwU I ^w^ am mysewf uWu indiffewent OwO honyest, >_> but yet UwU I couwd ;;w;; accuse +;;w;; me of xDD such ^.^ things :3 that >w< it :3 wewe xDD bettew x3 my mothew xDD had nyot :3 bownye x3 me. +UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy :3 pwoud, xDD wevengefuw, :33 ambitious; with ^.^ mowe :3 offences uWu at x3 my +beck than UwU I uWu have >_< thoughts to put them x3 in, xDD imaginyation to UwU give +them UwU shape, ow time to ;;w;; act them ^.^ in. >_> What >_> shouwd xDD such ^w^ fewwows >_< as UwU I +UwU do, x3 cwawwing ^-^ between ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and UwU heaven? We OwO awe uWu awwant knyaves aww; +^-^ bewieve >_< nyonye of >_> us. Go >w< thy ways to :3 a UwU nyunnyewy. :3 Whewe's x3 youw +father? +:33 Oph. At ^.^ home, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. Let x3 the x3 doows be shut ;;w;; upon :3 him, :3 that ^.^ he OwO may :33 pway x3 the >w< foow +nyowhewe >_> but in's UwU own ÚwÚ house. uWu Faweweww. +:33 Oph. >_< O, OwO hewp :3 him, xDD you x3 sweet OwO heavens! +xDD Ham. ;;w;; If xDD thou dost marry, I'll UwU give uWu thee ÚwÚ this pwague fow >w< thy ;;w;; dowwy: +be xDD thou >_< as >w< chaste >_< as ice, >_< as puwe >_< as ;;w;; snyow, xDD thou shalt nyot escape +>_< cawumny. >_< Get uWu thee to :3 a UwU nyunnyewy. ^w^ Go, farewell. :33 Ow >_> if xDD thou wiwt +>_< nyeeds marry, marry :3 a foow; fow uWu wise ;;w;; men ^.^ knyow weww enough >_> what +:3 monstews xDD you >_< make of OwO them. ;;w;; To :3 a OwO nyunnyewy, go; ÚwÚ and quickly UwU too. +uWu Faweweww. +:33 Oph. x3 O ^-^ heavenwy x3 powews, restore x3 him! +xDD Ham. UwU I uWu have heard of x3 youw ;;w;; paintings :3 too, weww enyough. ^w^ God hath +UwU given xDD you one >w< face, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_< make youwsewves anyothew. >_> You OwO jig, xDD you +amble, ÚwÚ and xDD you :33 wisp; xDD you >_> nyicknyame >_> God's ^-^ cweatuwes ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 youw +wantonnyess x3 youw UwU ignyowance. Go ^.^ to, I'll nyo ^.^ mowe x3 on't! >w< it hath UwU made +;;w;; me >_> mad. UwU I say, ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu have nyo ^-^ moe ^.^ mawwiages. >w< Those :3 that OwO awe +mawwied uWu awweady- aww >_> but UwU onye- UwU shaww ÚwÚ wive; x3 the xDD west UwU shaww >_< keep >_< as +;;w;; they x3 awe. ;;w;; To :3 a OwO nyunnyewy, ÚwÚ go. ÚwÚ Exit. +:33 Oph. >_< O, >_> what :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ mind >_> is OwO hewe o'ewthwown! +uWu The courtier's, schowaw's, >_> sowdiew's, >_< eye, ;;w;; tongue, uWu swowd, +xDD Th' >w< expectancy ÚwÚ and wose of x3 the >w< faiw state, +uWu The gwass of fashion ÚwÚ and x3 the mould of ÚwÚ fowm, +xDD Th' :33 obsewv'd of aww obsewvews- UwU quite, quite ^-^ down! +xDD And I, of ^.^ wadies UwU most ÚwÚ deject ÚwÚ and wretched, +:33 That ^-^ suck'd x3 the honey of :33 his uWu music ^w^ vows, +Now >_> see :3 that x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and UwU most suvweign weason, +Wike x3 sweet UwU bewws >w< jangwed, x3 out of tune ÚwÚ and harsh; +:33 That unmatch'd >_< fowm ÚwÚ and :33 featuwe of >_> bwown :33 youth +:3 Bwasted with ^.^ ecstasy. >_< O, woe >_> is ;;w;; me +;;w;; T' uWu have :3 seen >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu seen, >_> see >_> what UwU I uWu see! + +Entew ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >w< Powonyius. + +;;w;; King. Love? :33 his affections UwU do nyot :3 that uWu way xDD tend; +x3 Nyow >_> what ^.^ he spake, ^w^ though >w< it wack'd >_< fowm :3 a UwU wittwe, +Was nyot ^.^ wike >w< madnyess. >_> Thewe's ^-^ something uWu in :33 his :3 souw +^w^ O'ew which :33 his ^-^ mewanchowy >_> sits on ^-^ bwood; +xDD And UwU I UwU do doubt x3 the x3 hatch ÚwÚ and x3 the discwose +Will be x3 some xDD dangew; which fow to ^-^ pwevent, +UwU I uWu have uWu in ^w^ quick ^-^ detewminyation +^-^ Thus uWu set >w< it x3 down: ^.^ he UwU shaww with ^w^ speed to England +For x3 the ;;w;; demand of UwU ouw neglected twibute. +Haply x3 the seas, ÚwÚ and countwies ^w^ diffewent, +With ^.^ vawiabwe x3 objects, UwU shaww expew +This UwU something-settwed ;;w;; mattew uWu in :33 his uWu heawt, +Wheweon :33 his brains still beating puts ^.^ him OwO thus +Fwom fashion of himself. >_> What think xDD you ^.^ on't? +Pow. ^.^ It UwU shaww UwU do well. OwO But yet UwU do UwU I ^-^ bewieve +uWu The :3 owigin ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commencement of :33 his grief +ÚwÚ Spwung from neglected love.- How now, :3 Ophewia? +>_> You >_< nyeed nyot tell >_> us >_> what Lord ;;w;; Hamwet UwU said. +We heard >w< it :33 aww.- OwO My uWu wowd, UwU do >_< as xDD you pwease; +OwO But >_> if xDD you howd >w< it >w< fit, ÚwÚ aftew x3 the :33 pway +Let :33 his >_< queen mothew aww awonye entweat ^.^ him +;;w;; To x3 show :33 his ÚwÚ gwief. Let her be ;;w;; wound with him; +xDD And I'll be pwac'd UwU so uWu pwease UwU you, uWu in x3 the ear +Of aww uWu theiw conference. ;;w;; If ^.^ she find ^.^ him >_> nyot, +;;w;; To England >_> send him; ow UwU confinye ^.^ him :3 whewe +uWu Youw ^.^ wisdom best UwU shaww UwU think. +;;w;; King. ^.^ It UwU shaww be :3 so. +x3 Madnyess uWu in great ^-^ onyes ^w^ must nyot unwatch'd ÚwÚ go. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ haww uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew ;;w;; Hamwet ÚwÚ and >w< thwee of x3 the ^w^ Pwayews. + +xDD Ham. ^w^ Speak x3 the ;;w;; speech, UwU I pray UwU you, >_< as UwU I ^-^ pwonyounc'd >w< it to UwU you, +twippingwy on x3 the :33 tongue. OwO But >_> if xDD you xDD mouth :33 it, >_< as UwU many of UwU ouw +>_< pwayews UwU do, UwU I xDD had >_< as ^w^ wive x3 the :33 town cwiew ^-^ spoke x3 my :3 winyes. x3 Nyow UwU do +nyot saw x3 the ^w^ aiw ^w^ too much with x3 youw uWu hand, thus, >_> but use aww +gentwy; fow uWu in x3 the xDD vewy xDD towwent, ÚwÚ tempest, ÚwÚ and >_< (as UwU I OwO may >_> say) +whirlwind of x3 youw ^-^ passion, xDD you ^w^ must uWu acquiwe ÚwÚ and x3 beget :3 a +temperance :3 that OwO may UwU give >w< it ^.^ smoothnyess. >_< O, >w< it offends ;;w;; me to x3 the +:3 souw to hear :3 a robustious >w< pewiwig-pated fewwow teaw :3 a passion to +^w^ tattews, to xDD vewy ^w^ wags, to ^-^ spwit x3 the xDD caws of x3 the ^w^ gwoundwings, who +(fow x3 the UwU most part) OwO awe capabwe of >_< nyothing >_> but inyexpwicabwe UwU dumb +>_< shows ÚwÚ and noise. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD such :3 a fewwow whipp'd fow o'ewdoing +Tewmagant. ^.^ It out-herods OwO Hewod. >_> Pway xDD you avoid :3 it. +>w< Pwayew. UwU I :33 wawwant x3 youw honyouw. +xDD Ham. ^w^ Be nyot ^w^ too >w< tame UwU nyeithew; >_> but wet x3 youw UwU own discretion be x3 youw +tutor. :33 Suit x3 the uWu action to x3 the word, x3 the ;;w;; wowd to x3 the ^.^ action; with +ÚwÚ this >_> speciaw observance, :3 that xDD you x3 o'ewstep nyot x3 the ÚwÚ modesty of +x3 nyatuwe: fow ;;w;; anything UwU so overdone >_> is from x3 the OwO puwpose of ;;w;; pwaying, +x3 whose ^w^ end, both uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and now, UwU was ÚwÚ and ;;w;; is, to OwO howd, >_< as +:33 'twewe, x3 the mirror x3 up to >_< nyatuwe; to x3 show x3 Viwtue her UwU own featuwe, +^w^ scown her UwU own ÚwÚ image, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD vewy age ÚwÚ and >w< body of x3 the time :33 his +>_< fowm ÚwÚ and UwU pwessuwe. Now ÚwÚ this overdone, ow come ÚwÚ tawdy ^w^ off, ^w^ though +>w< it >_< make x3 the unskiwfuw >w< waugh, ;;w;; cannyot >_> but >_< make x3 the >_< judicious +uWu gwieve; x3 the UwU censuwe of x3 the which one ^w^ must uWu in x3 youw :3 awwowance +o'erweigh :3 a whole uWu theatwe of ÚwÚ othews. >_< O, there be >_< pwayews :3 that UwU I +uWu have :3 seen ^.^ pway, ÚwÚ and heard ;;w;; othews >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; highwy x3 (nyot to +speak >w< it pwofanyewy), :3 that, :3 nyeithew xDD having x3 the xDD accent of +Chwistians, nor x3 the :33 gait of Christian, :33 pagan, nor ^w^ man, uWu have UwU so +>_> stwutted ÚwÚ and ^w^ bewwowed :3 that UwU I uWu have xDD thought x3 some of Nyatuwe's +>_> jouwnyeymen xDD had UwU made men, ÚwÚ and nyot UwU made them weww, ;;w;; they ^-^ imitated +humanyity UwU so abominably. +>w< Pwayew. UwU I UwU hope ^.^ we uWu have reform'd :3 that xDD indiffewentwy with us, sir. +xDD Ham. >_< O, wefowm >w< it altogether! xDD And wet UwU those :3 that :33 pway x3 youw :3 cwowns +speak nyo ^.^ mowe than >_> is uWu set down fow OwO them. For there be of them +:3 that xDD wiww x3 themsewves >w< waugh, to uWu set on x3 some ;;w;; quantity of ^-^ bawwen +:33 spectatows to laugh :3 too, ^w^ though uWu in x3 the >_> mean time x3 some ^.^ nyecessawy +;;w;; question of x3 the :33 pway be xDD then to be considered. >w< That's villanous +ÚwÚ and >_< shows :3 a UwU most ^w^ pitifuw ^-^ ambition uWu in x3 the >w< foow :3 that x3 uses :3 it. Go +>_< make xDD you weady. +Exeunt ^w^ Pwayews. + +Entew Polonius, Wosencwantz, ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. + +How now, x3 my xDD wowd? Will x3 the ^w^ King hear ÚwÚ this ^.^ piece of wowk? +Pow. xDD And x3 the xDD Queen :3 too, ÚwÚ and :3 that presently. +xDD Ham. x3 Bid x3 the >_< pwayews >_< make xDD haste, ;;w;; [Exit :3 Powonyius.] Will xDD you >w< two +OwO hewp to x3 hasten them? +;;w;; Both. We :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. Exeunt ;;w;; they UwU two. +xDD Ham. What, :3 ho, Horatio! + +Entew ÚwÚ Howatio. + +>_< How. Here, x3 sweet uWu wowd, uWu at x3 youw service. +xDD Ham. uWu Howatio, xDD thou awt ^w^ e'en >_< as >w< just :3 a x3 man +;;w;; As ;;w;; e'ew x3 my ^w^ convewsation cop'd uWu withaw. +>_< How. >_< O, x3 my uWu deaw ^.^ wowd! +xDD Ham. Nyay, UwU do nyot think UwU I flatter; +For >_> what advancement OwO may UwU I UwU hope from ÚwÚ thee, +:33 That nyo >_> wevenyue x3 hast >_> but >w< thy ÚwÚ good ;;w;; spiwits +;;w;; To >w< feed ÚwÚ and UwU cwothe thee? Why >_> shouwd x3 the poor be OwO fwattew'd? +:3 Nyo, wet x3 the candied >_> tongue >_> wick :3 absuwd pomp, +xDD And crook x3 the x3 pwegnyant :33 hinges of x3 the knyee +Whewe thrift OwO may ;;w;; fowwow fawnying. uWu Dost xDD thou UwU heaw? +Since x3 my uWu deaw :3 souw UwU was mistwess of her UwU choice +xDD And couwd of ;;w;; men >w< distinguish, her UwU ewection +>_< Hath ^w^ scawd uWu thee fow hewsewf. For xDD thou x3 hast :33 been +;;w;; As one, uWu in ÚwÚ suff'wing all, :3 that suffers uWu nyothing; +^-^ A x3 man :3 that Fowtunye's ^w^ buffets ÚwÚ and rewards +Hast >_> ta'en with equal ^w^ thanks; ÚwÚ and bwest OwO awe UwU those +>_< Whose :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ judgment OwO awe UwU so weww commingwed +:33 That ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot :3 a :33 pipe fow Fowtunye's finger +;;w;; To >_> sound >_> what ÚwÚ stop ^.^ she ÚwÚ pwease. Give ;;w;; me :3 that x3 man +:33 That >_> is nyot x3 passion's :33 swave, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ weaw ^.^ him +^w^ In x3 my heart's :33 cowe, :33 ay, uWu in x3 my >_< heawt of uWu heawt, +;;w;; As UwU I UwU do thee. xDD Something ^w^ too much of ÚwÚ this UwU I +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 pway ^.^ to-nyight >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; King. +x3 Onye scene of >w< it x3 comes nyeaw x3 the ciwcumstance, +>_< Which UwU I uWu have told ÚwÚ thee, of x3 my father's death. +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, when xDD thou seest :3 that ;;w;; act afoot, +Even with x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ comment of >w< thy :3 souw +>w< Obsewve x3 my uncle. ;;w;; If :33 his occuwted guilt +Do nyot itsewf unkennel uWu in one ;;w;; speech, +^.^ It >_> is :3 a uWu damnyed xDD ghost :3 that ^.^ we uWu have uWu seen, +xDD And x3 my imaginyations OwO awe >_< as fouw +;;w;; As Vuwcan's >_< stithy. Give ^.^ him ^-^ heedfuw UwU nyote; +For UwU I >_< minye eyes xDD wiww ^.^ wivet to :33 his >w< face, +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ we xDD wiww both UwU ouw ^.^ judgments ^w^ join +^w^ In UwU censuwe of :33 his >_< seeming. +>_< How. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ steaw ^.^ aught x3 the whiwst ÚwÚ this :33 pway >_> is ;;w;; pwaying, +xDD And ;;w;; scape detecting, UwU I xDD wiww x3 pay x3 the theft. + +Sound :3 a UwU fwouwish. [Entew Twumpets ÚwÚ and Kettwedwums. OwO Danyish +>w< mawch. [Entew OwO King, :3 Queen, Polonius, :33 Ophewia, Wosencwantz, +x3 Guiwdenstewn, ÚwÚ and othew Lords OwO attendant, with x3 the x3 Guawd +^w^ cawwying xDD towches. + +xDD Ham. ^-^ They OwO awe xDD coming to x3 the play. UwU I ^w^ must be idwe. +>_< Get xDD you :3 a ;;w;; pwace. +;;w;; King. How fawes UwU ouw xDD cousin >_> Hamwet? +xDD Ham. Excewwent, :33 i' xDD faith; of x3 the chameweon's dish. UwU I eat x3 the air, +pwomise-cwamm'd. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot >w< feed xDD capons :3 so. +;;w;; King. UwU I uWu have >_< nyothing with ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ answew, x3 Hamwet. ;;w;; These wowds OwO awe nyot +^w^ minye. +xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, nor >_< minye now. :33 [To Polonius] OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you pway'd >_> once +:33 i' x3 th' university, xDD you ^.^ say? +Pow. :33 That uWu did I, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU was x3 accounted :3 a ÚwÚ good actow. +xDD Ham. >_> What uWu did xDD you ÚwÚ enyact? +Pow. UwU I uWu did >_< enyact Julius OwO Caesaw; UwU I UwU was kill'd :33 i' x3 th' Capitow; Brutus +kill'd x3 me. +xDD Ham. ^.^ It UwU was :3 a ^-^ bwute ÚwÚ pawt of ^.^ him to OwO kiww UwU so >w< capitaw :3 a cawf :33 thewe. ^w^ Be +x3 the >_< pwayews weady. +Wos. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ They xDD stay ;;w;; upon x3 youw OwO patience. +ÚwÚ Queen. :3 Come hithew, x3 my uWu deaw Hamlet, sit ^.^ by x3 me. +xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good x3 mothew. >_> Hewe's >_< metaw ^.^ mowe attractive. +Pow. >_> [to x3 the >_> King] >_< O, ho! UwU do xDD you mark ^-^ that? +xDD Ham. Lady, UwU shaww UwU I >_< wie uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; wap? +:3 [Sits down uWu at Ophelia's :3 feet.] +:33 Oph. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. UwU I mean, x3 my >_> head ;;w;; upon x3 youw ;;w;; wap? +:33 Oph. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. Do xDD you think UwU I meant countwy matters? +:33 Oph. UwU I think uWu nyothing, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. >w< That's :3 a >w< faiw xDD thought to >_< wie ^-^ between maids' wegs. +:33 Oph. >_> What ;;w;; is, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. >_> Nyothing. +:33 Oph. >_> You OwO awe >_> mewwy, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. UwU Who, >_< I? +:33 Oph. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. x3 O :33 God, x3 youw >w< onwy jig-maker! >_> What >_> shouwd :3 a x3 man UwU do >_> but be mewwy? +For wook xDD you >w< how cheerfully x3 my mothew looks, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< fathew >w< died +within ^-^ 's >w< two hours. +:33 Oph. Nyay UwU 'tis twice >w< two ^-^ months, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. ^w^ So long? Nyay >w< then, wet x3 the ^.^ deviw ^-^ weaw black, fow I'll uWu have :3 a +>_> suit of ^.^ sabwes. x3 O OwO heavens! ^-^ die >w< two ^w^ months >_> ago, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 fowgotten +:33 yet? UwU Then there's UwU hope :3 a great :33 man's ^w^ memowy OwO may outwive :33 his >w< wife +half :3 a year. But, :33 by'w Lady, ^.^ he ^w^ must buiwd chuwches :33 then; ow >_> ewse +UwU shaww ^.^ he suffew nyot uWu thinking ;;w;; on, with x3 the hobby-howse, x3 whose +UwU epitaph >_> is ^w^ 'Fow >_< O, fow >_< O, x3 the >_< hobby-howse >_> is fowgot!' + +Hautboys play. uWu The UwU dumb x3 show >_> entews. + +Entew :3 a ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD Queen xDD vewy ;;w;; wovingwy; x3 the xDD Queen ÚwÚ embwacing +^.^ him ÚwÚ and ^.^ he her. :33 She xDD knyeews, ÚwÚ and x3 makes x3 show of >w< pwotestation +>w< unto ^.^ him. >w< He UwU takes her up, ÚwÚ and declines :33 his >_> head ;;w;; upon her +;;w;; nyeck. >w< He ways ^.^ him down ;;w;; upon :3 a ^.^ bank of fwowews. >_> She, ^-^ seeing +^.^ him ^-^ asweep, >w< weaves ^.^ him. ^-^ Anyon x3 comes uWu in :3 a fewwow, UwU takes x3 off :33 his +:3 cwown, ^-^ kisses :33 it, UwU pouws x3 poison uWu in x3 the ^w^ sweepew's ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and +>w< weaves ^.^ him. uWu The xDD Queen >w< wetuwns, ÚwÚ finds x3 the ^w^ King >_< dead, ÚwÚ and x3 makes +passionyate OwO action. uWu The Poisoner with x3 some >w< thwee ow fouw Mutes, +x3 comes uWu in OwO again, xDD seem to condowe with her. uWu The >_< dead >w< body >_> is +cawwied xDD away. uWu The Poisoner >_> wooes x3 the xDD Queen with gifts; ^.^ she +;;w;; seems UwU hawsh ÚwÚ and xDD unwiwwing awhiwe, >_> but uWu in x3 the >w< end ^w^ accepts +:33 his love. +:33 Exeunt. + +:33 Oph. >_> What means uWu this, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this >_> is miching :3 mawhecho; >w< it means >w< mischief. +:33 Oph. ÚwÚ Bewike ÚwÚ this x3 show imports x3 the :33 awgument of x3 the play. + +Entew Pwowogue. + +xDD Ham. We UwU shaww ^.^ knyow ^.^ by ÚwÚ this UwU fewwow. uWu The >_< pwayews ;;w;; cannyot >_< keep counsew; +they'ww tell all. +:33 Oph. Will ^.^ he tell >_> us >_> what ÚwÚ this x3 show ÚwÚ meant? +xDD Ham. Ay, ow xDD any x3 show :3 that you'ww x3 show ^.^ him. ^w^ Be nyot xDD you >w< asham'd to +show, he'ww nyot ^-^ shame to tell xDD you >_> what >w< it means. +:33 Oph. >_> You OwO awe nyaught, xDD you OwO awe ^.^ nyaught! I'll mark x3 the play. + +Pro. For us, ÚwÚ and fow UwU ouw :3 twagedy, +:3 Hewe ^w^ stooping to x3 youw clemency, +We ÚwÚ beg x3 youw hearing :33 patientwy. ^-^ [Exit.] + +xDD Ham. Is ÚwÚ this :3 a :33 pwowogue, ow x3 the ÚwÚ posy of :3 a ring? +:33 Oph. 'Tis ^-^ bwief, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. ;;w;; As xDD woman's love. + +Entew [two ^.^ Pwayews uWu as] ^w^ King ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Queen. + +;;w;; King. Full ;;w;; thiwty times hath x3 Phoebus' xDD cawt >_> gonye ;;w;; wound +>_< Nyeptunye's ^-^ sawt >_< wash ÚwÚ and >w< Tewwus' owbed ground, +xDD And ;;w;; thiwty :33 dozed UwU moons with bowwowed UwU sheen +About x3 the wowwd uWu have times >_< twewve thiwties ^-^ been, +Since wuv UwU ouw hearts, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Hymen uWu did UwU ouw ^.^ hands, +ÚwÚ Unyite comutual uWu in UwU most uWu sacwed >w< bands. +ÚwÚ Queen. ^w^ So UwU many jouwnyeys OwO may x3 the sun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moon +^-^ Make >_> us again ;;w;; count ^-^ o'ew ere wuv be uWu donye! +OwO But woe >_> is me! xDD you OwO awe UwU so >w< sick of late, +^w^ So uWu faw from cheer ÚwÚ and from x3 youw xDD fowmew state. +:33 That UwU I distrust OwO you. Yet, ^w^ though UwU I x3 distwust, +>w< Discomfowt UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it >_< nyothing :3 must; +For x3 women's feaw ÚwÚ and wuv ÚwÚ howds :33 quantity, +^w^ In :3 nyeithew ^w^ aught, ow uWu in extwemity. +Now >_> what x3 my wuv ;;w;; is, xDD pwoof hath UwU made xDD you know; +xDD And >_< as x3 my wuv >_> is uWu siz'd, x3 my feaw >_> is :3 so. +Whewe wuv >_> is ^.^ gweat, x3 the ^.^ wittwest xDD doubts OwO awe x3 feaw; +Whewe xDD wittwe OwO feaws gwow ^.^ gweat, great wuv gwows :33 thewe. +;;w;; King. Faith, UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave ÚwÚ thee, xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and x3 showtwy :3 too; +OwO My >_< opewant ÚwÚ powews uWu theiw x3 functions OwO weave to xDD do. +xDD And xDD thou shalt ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< faiw wowwd behind, +^.^ Honyouw'd, bewov'd, ÚwÚ and haply one >_< as uWu kind +For :33 husband shalt ^w^ thou- +ÚwÚ Queen. >_< O, confound x3 the west! +>w< Such wuv ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be UwU tweason uWu in x3 my UwU bweast. +x3 When second :33 husband wet ;;w;; me be ^.^ accuwst! +^-^ Nyonye x3 wed x3 the second >_> but who ^.^ kiwwed x3 the fiwst. + +xDD Ham. >w< [aside] ^-^ Wowmwood, :33 wowmwood! + +ÚwÚ Queen. uWu The instances :3 that second ^.^ mawwiage move +^w^ Awe UwU base UwU wespects of thwift, >_> but >_< nyonye of love. +^-^ A second time UwU I OwO kiww x3 my :33 husband >_< dead +x3 When second :33 husband ^-^ kisses ;;w;; me uWu in :3 bed. +;;w;; King. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve xDD you think >_> what nyow xDD you speak; +OwO But >_> what ^.^ we UwU do determine ;;w;; oft ^.^ we *cuddles you* bweak. +:3 Puwpose >_> is >_> but x3 the ;;w;; swave to xDD memowy, +Of :3 viowent birth, >_> but poor UwU vawidity; +>_< Which now, ^.^ wike ^w^ fwuit x3 unwipe, >_< sticks on x3 the tree, +OwO But ^w^ fiww ÚwÚ unshaken when ;;w;; they mellow >w< be. +:3 Most ^.^ nyecessawy UwU 'tis :3 that ^.^ we x3 fowget +;;w;; To x3 pay ouwsewves >_> what to ouwsewves >_> is debt. +>_> What to ouwsewves uWu in passion ^.^ we ^w^ pwopose, +uWu The passion >_< ending, xDD doth x3 the OwO puwpose uWu wose. +uWu The x3 viowence of xDD eithew grief ow joy +^-^ Theiw UwU own :3 enyactuwes with x3 themsewves >_< destwoy. +Whewe joy UwU most ;;w;; wevews, grief xDD doth UwU most lament; +:3 Gwief joys, joy :3 gwieves, on slender ^w^ accident. +This wowwd >_> is nyot fow xDD aye, nor UwU 'tis nyot ;;w;; stwange +:33 That even UwU ouw loves >_> shouwd with UwU ouw fowtunyes uWu change; +For UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; question left >_> us yet to prove, +Whethew wuv lead fowtunye, ow >_> ewse :3 fowtunye love. +uWu The great x3 man ;;w;; down, xDD you mark :33 his x3 favouwite flies, +uWu The poor >w< advanc'd x3 makes ^w^ fwiends of enyemies; +xDD And >_> hithewto xDD doth wuv on :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ tend, +For who nyot >_< nyeeds UwU shaww >_< nyevew ^.^ wack :3 a fwiend, +xDD And who uWu in ^.^ want :3 a OwO howwow :33 fwiend xDD doth ;;w;; twy, +Directly seasons ^.^ him :33 his enemy. +But, ^w^ owdewwy to >w< end :3 whewe UwU I begun, +Our wills ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fates UwU do UwU so :33 contwawy >w< wun +:33 That UwU ouw devices still OwO awe OwO uvwthwown; +Our >_< thoughts OwO awe >_> ouws, uWu theiw uWu ends >_< nyonye of UwU ouw own. +^w^ So think xDD thou wiwt nyo second :33 husband >w< wed; +OwO But ^-^ die >w< thy >_< thoughts when >w< thy xDD fiwst ;;w;; wowd >_> is uWu dead. +ÚwÚ Queen. x3 Nyow ^.^ eawth to ;;w;; me UwU give ^w^ food, nor heaven wight, +^.^ Spowt ÚwÚ and wepose OwO wock from ;;w;; me day ÚwÚ and night, +;;w;; To desperation turn x3 my :33 twust ÚwÚ and hope, +^-^ An ^w^ anchow's cheer uWu in :3 pwison be x3 my >w< scope, +x3 Each opposite :3 that blanks x3 the OwO face of joy +^w^ Meet >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have weww, ÚwÚ and >w< it destroy, +UwU Both OwO hewe ÚwÚ and >w< hence pursue ;;w;; me :3 wasting OwO stwife, +If, >_> once :3 a uWu widow, OwO evew UwU I be wife! + +xDD Ham. ;;w;; If ^.^ she >_> shouwd bweak >w< it >_< nyow! + +;;w;; King. 'Tis deepwy swown. OwO Sweet, OwO weave ;;w;; me OwO hewe OwO awhiwe. +OwO My ;;w;; spiwits gwow xDD duww, ÚwÚ and >_> fain UwU I ^.^ wouwd beguile +uWu The tedious day with OwO sweep. +ÚwÚ Queen. OwO Sweep OwO wock >w< thy :3 bwain, +[He] sleeps. +xDD And >_< nyevew come :33 mischance ^-^ between >_> us :3 twain! +ÚwÚ Exit. + +xDD Ham. uWu Madam, >w< how ^.^ wike xDD you ÚwÚ this pway? +ÚwÚ Queen. uWu The uWu wady xDD doth ^w^ pwotest ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, ^.^ methinks. +xDD Ham. >_< O, >_> but ^.^ she'ww >_< keep her OwO wowd. +;;w;; King. :3 Have xDD you heard x3 the awgument? Is there nyo offence in't? +xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, no! ^-^ They UwU do >_> but ^.^ jest, x3 poison uWu in >_> jest; nyo offence :33 i' x3 th' +wowwd. +;;w;; King. >_> What UwU do xDD you caww x3 the pway? +xDD Ham. 'The UwU Mousetwap.' OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ how? Tropically. This :33 pway >_> is x3 the +x3 image of :3 a muwthew donye uWu in Vienna. ^w^ Gonzago >_> is x3 the ^w^ duke's UwU nyame; +:33 his :3 wife, x3 Baptista. >_> You UwU shaww >_> see x3 anyon. 'Tis :3 a knavish ^.^ piece of +>_> wowk; >_> but >_> what ^.^ o' ^-^ that? uWu Youw ÚwÚ Majesty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :3 that uWu have fwee +souws, >w< it >_> touches >_> us not. Let x3 the gall'd uWu jade x3 winch; UwU ouw OwO withews +OwO awe :3 unwwung. + +Entew x3 Wucianyus. + +This >_> is one >w< Wucianyus, nephew to x3 the ;;w;; King. +:33 Oph. >_> You OwO awe >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as :3 a chowus, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. UwU I couwd UwU intewpwet ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD wuv, >_> if UwU I couwd >_> see +x3 the :33 puppets ÚwÚ dawwying. +:33 Oph. >_> You OwO awe keen, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you OwO awe UwU keen. +xDD Ham. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd >_> cost xDD you :3 a ;;w;; gwoanying to OwO take x3 off x3 my x3 edge. +:33 Oph. UwU Stiww better, ÚwÚ and x3 wowse. +xDD Ham. ^w^ So xDD you ^w^ must OwO take x3 youw UwU husbands.- :3 Begin, muwthewew. Pox, OwO weave +>w< thy ^w^ damnyabwe uWu faces, ÚwÚ and begin! ^.^ Come, x3 the >w< cwoaking >_> waven xDD doth +^.^ bewwow fow revenge. + +Wuc. Thoughts black, ^.^ hands :3 apt, drugs >w< fit, ÚwÚ and time >_> agweeing; +>w< Confedewate >w< season, >_> ewse nyo creature >_> seeing; +^.^ Thou x3 mixtuwe UwU wank, of ;;w;; midnyight UwU weeds collected, +With uWu Hecate's ban thrice ÚwÚ bwasted, thrice infected, +x3 Thy natural >w< magic ÚwÚ and xDD diwe uWu pwopewty +On whowesome >w< wife usuwp immediately. +x3 Pouws x3 the x3 poison uWu in :33 his ears. + +xDD Ham. >w< He UwU poisons ^.^ him :33 i' x3 th' >_< gawden for's estate. ÚwÚ His name's OwO Gonzago. +uWu The ^-^ stowy >_> is extant, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in xDD vewy UwU choice ^.^ Itawian. >_> You +UwU shaww >_> see :3 anyon >w< how x3 the murtherer :33 gets x3 the wuv of ^-^ Gonzago's x3 wife. +:33 Oph. uWu The ^w^ King rises. +xDD Ham. What, frighted with UwU fawse fiwe? +ÚwÚ Queen. How fawes x3 my xDD wowd? +Pow. Give ^-^ o'ew x3 the play. +;;w;; King. Give ;;w;; me x3 some wight! >_> Away! +All. Wights, :3 wights, lights! +Exeunt aww >_> but ;;w;; Hamwet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Howatio. +xDD Ham. Why, wet x3 the stwucken >w< deew OwO go >_> weep, +uWu The UwU hawt ungawwed play; +For x3 some ^w^ must >w< watch, OwO whiwe x3 some ^w^ must sweep: +^-^ Thus wuns x3 the wowwd xDD away. +Wouwd nyot uWu this, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< fowest of feathers- >_> if x3 the xDD west of x3 my +fowtunyes turn ^w^ Tuwk with >w< me-with >w< two uWu Pwovinciaw >_< woses on x3 my raz'd +shoes, get ;;w;; me :3 a fewwowship uWu in :3 a cwy of pwayews, UwU siw? +>_< How. >_> Hawf :3 a uWu shawe. +xDD Ham. ^-^ A whole one >_< I! +For xDD thou dost knyow, x3 O ÚwÚ Damon deaw, +This weawm OwO dismantwed UwU was +Of Juv :33 himsewf; ÚwÚ and nyow OwO weigns OwO hewe +^-^ A vewy, ^w^ vewy- pajock. +>_< How. >_> You ^w^ might uWu have ÚwÚ whym'd. +xDD Ham. x3 O ÚwÚ good uWu Howatio, I'll OwO take x3 the ghost's ;;w;; wowd fow :3 a thousand +UwU pound! ;;w;; Didst >_< pewceive? +>_< How. Very weww, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. >_> Upon x3 the tawk of x3 the UwU poisonying? +>_< How. UwU I uWu did xDD vewy weww ^-^ nyote ^.^ him. +xDD Ham. ^.^ Aha! ^.^ Come, x3 some >_< music! ^.^ Come, x3 the wecowdews! +For >_> if x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ wike nyot x3 the ÚwÚ comedy, +Why >w< then, ;;w;; bewike ^.^ he likes >w< it >_> nyot, uWu pewdy. +^.^ Come, x3 some >_< music! + +Entew Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. + +Guil. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +xDD Ham. UwU Siw, :3 a whole history. +Guil. uWu The OwO King, >_< siw- +xDD Ham. Ay, ^w^ siw, >_> what of him? +Guil. Is uWu in :33 his :3 wetiwement, marvellous distemper'd. +xDD Ham. With dwink, UwU siw? +Guil. :3 Nyo, x3 my wowd; rather with chowew. +xDD Ham. uWu Youw ^.^ wisdom >_> shouwd x3 show itsewf ^.^ mowe xDD wichew to :33 signyify ÚwÚ this to +x3 the doctow; fow ;;w;; me to put ^.^ him to :33 his purgation ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pewhaps +^.^ pwunge ^.^ him x3 into uWu faw ^.^ mowe chowew. +Guil. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, put x3 youw uWu discouwse x3 into x3 some frame, ÚwÚ and start +nyot UwU so ^-^ wiwdwy from x3 my ÚwÚ affaiw. +xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am tame, siw; pwonyounce. +Guil. uWu The :3 Queen, x3 youw :33 mothew, uWu in UwU most great >_> affwiction of ^w^ spiwit +hath sent ;;w;; me to OwO you. +xDD Ham. >_> You OwO awe x3 wewcome. +Guil. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >w< couwtesy >_> is nyot of x3 the >w< wight UwU bweed. +;;w;; If >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease xDD you to >_< make ;;w;; me :3 a whowesome ÚwÚ answew, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do +x3 youw ;;w;; mothew's :3 commandment; >_> if >_> nyot, x3 youw UwU pawdon ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ wetuwn +UwU shaww be x3 the >w< end of x3 my business. +xDD Ham. UwU Siw, UwU I cannot. +Guil. What, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. ^-^ Make xDD you :3 a whowesome answer; x3 my uWu wit's >_> diseas'd. But, ^w^ siw, xDD such +answew >_> is UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; make, xDD you UwU shaww :33 command; ow UwU wathew, >_< as xDD you say, +x3 my x3 mothew. Therefore nyo >_> mowe, >_> but to x3 the xDD mattew! OwO My :33 mothew, xDD you +UwU say- +Wos. UwU Then OwO thus ^.^ she says: x3 youw >_> behaviouw hath >w< stwuck her x3 into +amazement ÚwÚ and admiration. +xDD Ham. x3 O ;;w;; wondewfuw x3 son, :3 that ^.^ can UwU so ÚwÚ stonyish :3 a mothew! OwO But >_> is there nyo +>w< sequew uWu at x3 the heels of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mothew's x3 admiwation? >w< Impawt. +Wos. :33 She desiwes to speak with xDD you uWu in her cwoset ere xDD you OwO go to :3 bed. +xDD Ham. We UwU shaww OwO obey, :3 wewe ^.^ she ;;w;; ten times UwU ouw x3 mothew. :3 Have xDD you xDD any +further OwO twade with us? +Wos. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you >_> once uWu did wuv x3 me. +xDD Ham. xDD And UwU do still, ^.^ by these :3 pickews ÚwÚ and ^-^ steawews! +Wos. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what >_> is x3 youw cause of x3 distempew? >_> You UwU do x3 suwewy +^-^ baw x3 the doow ;;w;; upon x3 youw UwU own >w< wibewty, >_> if xDD you UwU deny x3 youw griefs to +x3 youw :3 fwiend. +xDD Ham. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ wack advancement. +Wos. How ^.^ can :3 that be, when xDD you uWu have x3 the uWu voice of x3 the ^w^ King >_< himsewf +fow x3 youw ^.^ succession uWu in Denmawk? +xDD Ham. Ay, ^w^ siw, >_> but :3 'whiwe x3 the gwass xDD gwows'- x3 the pwuvwb >_> is ^-^ something musty. -x3 Entew OwO the >_< Pwayews with ^-^ wecowdews. - -:33 O, OwO the ^w^ wecowdews! >_> Wet me UwU see ^w^ onye. ÚwÚ To withdraw with :3 you- x3 why ^-^ do -you >w< go about ^-^ to >_< wecuvw OwO the ^.^ wind >_> of uWu me, as ^-^ if you would ÚwÚ dwive me -OwO into :3 a >_< toiw? -Guiw. :3 O my lord, ^-^ if my >_> duty >w< be xDD too bold, my love :3 is xDD too unmannyewwy. -ÚwÚ Ham. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww undewstand ;;w;; that. uWu Wiww you xDD pway x3 upon :3 this UwU pipe? -Guiw. UwU My lord, I :3 cannyot. -ÚwÚ Ham. I pray you. -Guiw. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I :3 cannyot. -ÚwÚ Ham. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you. -Guiw. I >w< knyow, nyo ^.^ touch >_> of it, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 easy as ^.^ wying. Guvwn ^.^ these OwO ventages with >_> youw -fingers ÚwÚ and thumbs, ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> bweath with >_> youw uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww -:3 discouwse UwU most eloquent UwU music. Wook you, ^.^ these awe OwO the stops. -Guiw. But ^.^ these cannyot I xDD command ^-^ to ^-^ any utt'wance >_> of >w< hawmony. I -^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; skiww. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you nyow, how unworthy :3 a xDD thing you ^-^ make >_> of UwU me! You -would xDD pway x3 upon me; you would ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD knyow my ÚwÚ stops; you would -xDD pwuck >_< out OwO the OwO heawt >_> of my mystery; you would :33 sound me ^-^ fwom my -x3 wowest ^-^ nyote ^-^ to OwO the :3 top >_> of my >_> compass; ÚwÚ and there :3 is >w< much OwO music, -excellent OwO voice, in :3 this wittwe ^-^ owgan, ÚwÚ yet cannyot you ^-^ make ^.^ it -speak. uWu 'Sbwood, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think I x3 am ^-^ easiew ^-^ to >w< be >_> pway'd uWu on than :3 a -UwU pipe? ^-^ Caww me what ^.^ instwument you wiww, >w< though you can ÚwÚ fwet uWu me, -you cannyot xDD pway x3 upon >_> me. - -x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. - -:3 God bless you, :3 siw! -ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, OwO the Queen would speak with you, ÚwÚ and >_> pwesentwy. -ÚwÚ Ham. Do you UwU see :33 yondew cwoud that's ^w^ awmost in ^-^ shape >_> of :3 a ^-^ camew? -ÚwÚ Pow. By th' ;;w;; mass, ÚwÚ and 'tis >_< wike :3 a >_> camew :3 indeed. -ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Methinks ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike :3 a xDD weasew. -ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; back'd >_< wike :3 a xDD weasew. -ÚwÚ Ham. Ow >_< wike :3 a whawe. -ÚwÚ Pow. Very >_< wike :3 a whawe. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I come ^-^ to my mothew UwU by-and-by.- ^.^ They OwO foow me ^-^ to OwO the -:3 top >_> of my :3 bent.- I uWu wiww come by-and-by. -ÚwÚ Pow. I uWu wiww uWu say ÚwÚ so. UwU Exit. -ÚwÚ Ham. 'By-and-by' :3 is easiwy OwO said.- Weave uWu me, >_< fwiends. -[Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Hamwet.] -^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow OwO the vewy uWu witching UwU time >_> of night, -When >_< chuwchyawds uWu yawn, ÚwÚ and heww itsewf breathes >_< out -uWu Contagion ^-^ to :3 this world. Nyow :33 couwd I dwink ^.^ hot UwU bwood -And ^-^ do such :33 bittew ^-^ businyess as OwO the :3 day -Wouwd ^-^ quake ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 on. Soft! :3 nyow ^-^ to my mothew! -:3 O xDD heawt, wose ^.^ nyot >w< thy nyatuwe; let ^.^ nyot >w< evew -The ^w^ souw >_> of >w< Nyewo ÚwÚ entew :3 this ^w^ fiwm >_< bosom. ->_> Wet me >w< be cruel, ^.^ nyot OwO unnyatuwaw; -I uWu wiww speak >_> daggews ^-^ to UwU hew, uWu but ;;w;; use none. -UwU My :33 tongue ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw in :3 this >w< be hypocrites- -OwO How in my uWu wowds somever ^.^ she >w< be shent, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give them :33 seaws OwO nyevew, my >_> souw, ^w^ consent! UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; King, OwO Wosencwantz, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. - -King. I >_< wike him ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^-^ stands ^.^ it xDD safe with OwO us -ÚwÚ To let his UwU madnyess range. OwO Thewefowe :33 pwepawe OwO you; -I >_> youw :33 commission uWu wiww >_> fowthwith ÚwÚ dispatch, -And ^.^ he ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ÚwÚ awong with you. -The >_> tewms >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ estate ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe -Hazard OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO us as doth houwwy gwow -Out >_> of his ^.^ wunyacies. -Guiw. We uWu wiww uWu ouwsewves OwO pwovide. -uWu Most holy ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewigious ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :3 is -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep x3 those many many OwO bodies xDD safe -:33 That live ÚwÚ and :33 feed x3 upon >_> youw Majesty. -^-^ Wos. The >w< singwe ÚwÚ and xDD pecuwiaw life :3 is bound -x3 With >w< aww OwO the OwO stwength ÚwÚ and xDD awmouw >_> of OwO the :33 mind -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep itsewf ^-^ fwom ^w^ nyoyance; uWu but >w< much ^-^ mowe -:33 That spirit x3 upon uWu whose ^-^ weaw depends ÚwÚ and wests -The ;;w;; wives >_> of ^.^ many. The cesse >_> of majesty -^.^ Dies ^.^ nyot xDD awonye, uWu but >_< wike :3 a >w< guwf doth dwaw -What's ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ it with it. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD massy wheew, -Fix'd uWu on OwO the summit >_> of OwO the OwO highest >_< mount, -ÚwÚ To uWu whose huge spokes >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ wessew >w< things -uWu Awe xDD mowtis'd ÚwÚ and >w< adjoin'd; ;;w;; which when ^.^ it falls, ->_> Each small xDD annyexment, :33 petty ;;w;; consequence, -^.^ Attends OwO the :3 boist'wous wuin. uWu Nyevew :3 awonye -OwO Did OwO the ;;w;; king >w< sigh, uWu but with :3 a ^w^ genyewaw groan. -King. x3 Awm you, I pray you, ^-^ to >w< th', :3 speedy UwU voyage; ->_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww fetters >w< put x3 upon :3 this feaw, -^w^ Which :3 nyow :33 goes xDD too >_> fwee-footed. -Both. We uWu wiww haste ÚwÚ us. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ Gentwemen. - -x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. - -ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, :33 he's ^-^ going ^-^ to his >_> mothew's ^w^ cwoset. -^-^ Behind OwO the awwas I'll convey ^-^ mysewf -ÚwÚ To hear OwO the ^.^ pwocess. I'll ;;w;; wawwant she'll >_> tax him >_< home; -And, as you said, ÚwÚ and wisewy ÚwÚ was ^.^ it said, -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet UwU that >w< some ^-^ mowe ^-^ audience than :3 a mothew, -x3 Since ^-^ nyatuwe makes them partial, shouwd x3 o'ewheaw -The speech, >_> of vantage. Fawe you well, my ^.^ wiege. -I'll caww x3 upon you ewe you >w< go ^-^ to bed -And tell you what I know. -King. ÚwÚ Thanks, dear my :33 wowd. -Exit x3 [Powonyius]. -:33 O, my OwO offence :3 is wank, ^.^ it smewws ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; -^w^ It ;;w;; hath OwO the pwimaw ewdest ^w^ cuwse xDD upon't, -OwO A >_< bwothew's ^w^ muwthew! ;;w;; Pway can I ;;w;; nyot, -^-^ Though UwU incwinyation >w< be as shawp as uWu wiww. -UwU My stronger UwU guiwt ;;w;; defeats my >w< stwong >_> intent, -And, >_< wike :3 a man ^-^ to double ^-^ businyess UwU bound, -I ^.^ stand in :3 pause xDD whewe I uWu shaww ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ begin, -And uWu both >_> nyegwect. What ^-^ if :3 this x3 cuwsed hand -Were ^-^ thickew than itsewf with >_< bwothew's blood, -^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wain enough in OwO the ^w^ sweet uWu heavens -ÚwÚ To wash ^.^ it >_> white as snyow? xDD Wheweto sewves UwU mewcy -But ^-^ to confront OwO the >_> visage >_> of ÚwÚ offence? -And ^w^ what's in >w< pwayew uWu but :3 this >w< twofowd force, -ÚwÚ To >w< be forestalled ewe ^-^ we come ^-^ to fall, -Ow >w< pawdon'd being :33 down? ;;w;; Then I'll ÚwÚ wook up; -UwU My fauwt :3 is ^.^ past. But, :33 O, what fowm >_> of >w< pwayew -^w^ Can sewve my ^w^ tuwn? uWu 'Fowgive me my ;;w;; fouw >_< muwthew'? -:33 That cannyot ^w^ be; >_< since I x3 am still ^-^ possess'd -x3 Of x3 those effects uWu fow ;;w;; which I >_> did OwO the muwthew- -UwU My UwU cwown, >_< minye >_> own ^-^ ambition, ÚwÚ and my >w< queen. -May ^-^ onye >w< be >w< pawdon'd ÚwÚ and wetain th' ÚwÚ offence? -UwU In OwO the >_< cowwupted UwU cuwwents >_> of :3 this x3 wowwd -Offence's x3 giwded hand ^-^ may shove uWu by justice, -And ^w^ oft 'tis uWu seen OwO the ;;w;; wicked UwU pwize itsewf -^.^ Buys >_< out OwO the waw; uWu but 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so above. -Thewe :3 is nyo shuffwing; there OwO the >w< action :3 wies -UwU In his OwO twue UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ compeww'd, ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the UwU teeth ÚwÚ and fowehead >_> of ^-^ ouw fauwts, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give in evidence. What ^.^ then? What :33 wests? ->_> Twy what ^w^ wepentance ^.^ can. What can ^.^ it not? ->_> Yet what can ^.^ it when ^-^ onye cannyot repent? -:3 O wwetched >_> state! :3 O uWu bosom bwack as >_< death! -:3 O wimed >_> souw, UwU that, struggling ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ fwee, -Awt ^-^ mowe ^w^ engag'd! :3 Hewp, angews! UwU Make >_< assay. -xDD Bow, :3 stubbown knyees; ÚwÚ and OwO heawt with ^w^ stwings >_> of steel, -Be ^.^ soft as sinyews >_> of OwO the nyew-bown ;;w;; babe! -^-^ Aww ^-^ may >w< be :33 weww. ÚwÚ He uWu knyeews. - -x3 Entew Hamlet. - -ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow UwU might I ^-^ do ^.^ it OwO pat, :3 nyow ^.^ he :3 is uWu pwaying; -And :3 nyow I'll :3 do't. And OwO so ^.^ he :33 goes ^-^ to UwU heaven, -And OwO so x3 am I x3 weveng'd. :33 That would >w< be :33 scann'd. -OwO A villain kiwws my uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that, -OwO I, his >_> sowe UwU son, ^-^ do :3 this >_> same villain ^-^ send -ÚwÚ To >_< heaven. -ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ hiwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sawawy, ^.^ nyot wevenge! -ÚwÚ He took my fathew grossly, :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ bwead, -x3 With >w< aww his >w< cwimes bwoad uWu bwown, as flush as :3 May; -And how his >w< audit :3 stands, ^-^ who knows :33 save >w< heaven? -But in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwse >_> of thought, -^.^ 'Tis :33 heavy with him; ÚwÚ and x3 am I then reveng'd, -ÚwÚ To UwU take him in OwO the purging >_> of his >_> souw, -When ^.^ he :3 is x3 fit ÚwÚ and ^w^ seasonyed uWu fow his >_> passage? ->_< Nyo. -ÚwÚ Up, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow :3 thou :3 a ^-^ mowe horrid ^-^ hent. -When ^.^ he :3 is dwunk asleep; ^w^ ow in his ;;w;; wage; -Ow in th' ^w^ incestuous ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of his ^-^ bed; -^.^ At gaming, swearing, ^w^ ow about >w< some ^.^ act -:33 That >_> has nyo ^.^ wewish >_> of ;;w;; sawvation ;;w;; in't- -;;w;; Then >w< twip ^w^ him, UwU that his ^.^ heews ^-^ may kick at UwU heaven, -And UwU that his ^w^ souw ^-^ may >w< be as :33 damn'd ÚwÚ and bwack -UwU As >_< heww, ÚwÚ wheweto ^.^ it OwO goes. UwU My mothew >_< stays. -:3 This ÚwÚ physic uWu but pwowongs >w< thy sickly ^.^ days. UwU Exit. -King. [rises] UwU My uWu wowds UwU fwy uWu up, my >_> thoughts >_< wemain below. -Words ^-^ without >_> thoughts never ^-^ to >w< heaven ^.^ go. UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -The Queen's ^w^ cwoset. - -x3 Entew Queen ÚwÚ and x3 Powonyius. - -ÚwÚ Pow. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww come ÚwÚ stwaight. Wook you uWu way UwU home ^-^ to >_> him. ->_> Teww him his pranks ^.^ have >_< been xDD too bwoad ^-^ to bear OwO with, -And UwU that >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath ^w^ scween'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stood :3 between -^.^ Much heat ÚwÚ and >_> him. I'll siwence me x3 even here. -;;w;; Pway you >w< be x3 wound with >_> him. -ÚwÚ Ham. (within) ÚwÚ Mothew, mothew, mothew! -Queen. I'll ;;w;; wawwant OwO you; ;;w;; feaw me not. OwO Withdwaw; I hear him >w< coming. ->w< [Powonyius hides >_> behind OwO the >_< awwas.] - -x3 Entew Hamlet. - -ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow, mothew, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -Queen. x3 Hamwet, :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy fathew >w< much ;;w;; offended. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Mothew, you ^.^ have my fathew >w< much ;;w;; offended. -Queen. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ÚwÚ answew with OwO an :33 idwe OwO tongue. -ÚwÚ Ham. Go, ÚwÚ go, you xDD question with :3 a ;;w;; wicked OwO tongue. -Queen. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, UwU Hamwet? -ÚwÚ Ham. What's OwO the matter ^w^ nyow? -Queen. >_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot x3 me? -ÚwÚ Ham. No, uWu by OwO the >_< wood, ^.^ nyot so! -You awe OwO the uWu Queen, >_> youw >_< husband's >_< bwothew's xDD wife, -And (wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ so!) you awe my mother. -Queen. ;;w;; Nyay, then I'll xDD set x3 those ^-^ to you UwU that can speak. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit you down. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 budge I -You >w< go ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww I xDD set you OwO up :3 a :3 gwass -:3 Whewe you ^-^ may UwU see OwO the inmost part >_> of you. -Queen. What xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot >_> muwthew x3 me? -:3 Hewp, help, UwU ho! -ÚwÚ Pow. [behind] >_> What, UwU ho! help, help, :33 hewp! -ÚwÚ Ham. xDD [dwaws] OwO How ^w^ nyow? :3 a rat? Dead uWu fow :3 a ^-^ ducat, x3 dead! -:33 [Makes :3 a xDD pass OwO thwough OwO the awwas and] kiwws x3 Powonyius. -ÚwÚ Pow. [behind] :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! -Queen. :3 O uWu me, what x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO the ^.^ King? -Queen. :33 O, what :3 a wash ÚwÚ and bwoody deed :3 is x3 this! -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A bwoody xDD deed- ^w^ awmost as :33 bad, good mothew, -UwU As :33 kiww :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy with his brother. -Queen. UwU As :33 kiww :3 a king? -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, >w< wady, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was my :33 wowd. -[Wifts OwO up OwO the awwas ÚwÚ and >_> sees Powonyius.] -Thou :3 wwetched, rash, ^.^ intwuding fool, faweweww! -I took ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ bettew. ;;w;; Take >w< thy xDD fowtunye. -Thou ^-^ find'st ^-^ to >w< be xDD too busy :3 is >w< some >_> dangew. -Weave wwinging >_> of >_> youw >_< hinds. UwU Peace! ^-^ sit you ;;w;; down -And let me wwing >_> youw >_> heawt; uWu fow OwO so I uWu shaww ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be :3 made >_> of UwU penyetwabwe ÚwÚ stuff; ->w< If damned UwU custom ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^.^ bwaz'd ^.^ it OwO so -:33 That ^.^ it :3 is >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and buwwawk x3 against :33 sense. -Queen. What ^.^ have I x3 donye UwU that :3 thou :33 daw'st wag >w< thy :33 tongue -UwU In ^w^ nyoise OwO so wude x3 against x3 me? -ÚwÚ Ham. Such OwO an ^.^ act -:33 That bwuws OwO the OwO gwace ÚwÚ and x3 bwush >_> of >_> modesty; -:3 Cawws :3 viwtue hypocwite; ^-^ takes x3 off OwO the wose -From OwO the fair fowehead >_> of OwO an innyocent love, -And ^w^ sets :3 a ÚwÚ bwistew :3 thewe; makes mawwiage >_< vows -UwU As false as dicers' OwO oaths. :33 O, such :3 a deed -UwU As ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of contraction plucks -The vewy >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet >_< wewigion makes -OwO A whapsody >_> of UwU wowds! ÚwÚ Heaven's ;;w;; face doth ^.^ gwow; -xDD Yea, :3 this :33 sowidity ÚwÚ and compound ;;w;; mass, -x3 With x3 twistfuw uWu visage, as x3 against OwO the doom, -^-^ Is OwO thought-sick at OwO the ^-^ act. -Queen. ^w^ Ay uWu me, what ^-^ act, -:33 That ^w^ woaws OwO so loud ÚwÚ and OwO thundews in OwO the index? -ÚwÚ Ham. Wook here x3 upon ^w^ th's picture, ÚwÚ and uWu on this, -The >w< countewfeit presentment >_> of two OwO bwothews. -^w^ See what :3 a OwO gwace ÚwÚ was seated uWu on :3 this :33 bwow; -^w^ Hypewion's curls; OwO the xDD fwont >_> of OwO Juv ;;w;; himsewf; -An eye >_< wike xDD Maws, ^-^ to ^.^ thweaten ÚwÚ and >_< command; -OwO A ÚwÚ station >_< wike OwO the xDD hewawd >_> Mewcuwy -Nyew ;;w;; wighted uWu on :3 a :3 heaven-kissing hiww: -OwO A combinyation ÚwÚ and :3 a fowm >_< indeed -:3 Whewe every god >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD set his >w< seaw -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the x3 wowwd assuwance >_> of :3 a xDD man. -:3 This ÚwÚ was >_> youw >_> husband. Wook you :3 nyow what ;;w;; fowwows. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_> youw xDD husband, >_< wike :3 a miwdew'd ear -Blasting his >_> whowesome brother. >_< Have you :3 eyes? -Could you uWu on :3 this fair ^.^ mountain xDD weave ^-^ to >_< feed, -And ^w^ batten uWu on :3 this OwO moow? Ha! ^.^ have you eyes -You cannyot caww ^.^ it :33 wuv; uWu fow at >_> youw :3 age -The heyday in OwO the UwU bwood :3 is >_> tame, >w< it's :33 humbwe, -And >_< waits x3 upon OwO the ^w^ judgment; ÚwÚ and what ÚwÚ judgment -Wouwd xDD step ^-^ fwom :3 this ^-^ to uWu this? Sense ^w^ suwe you x3 have, -Else :33 couwd you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have motion; uWu but ^w^ suwe UwU that :33 sense -^-^ Is ^-^ apopwex'd; uWu fow UwU madnyess would ^.^ nyot ^-^ eww, -Nyow :33 sense ^-^ to ^-^ ecstacy ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so thrall'd -But ^.^ it ^-^ wesewv'd >w< some xDD quantity >_> of UwU choice -ÚwÚ To sewve in such :3 a difference. What ^w^ deviw >_> was't -:33 That ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath cozen'd you at UwU hoodman-bwind? -Eyes ^-^ without feewing, feeling ^-^ without ^-^ sight, -Eaws ^-^ without ^.^ hands ^w^ ow >_> eyes, >_< smewwing sans aww, -Ow uWu but :3 a sickly part >_> of ^-^ onye OwO twue :33 sense -Could ^.^ nyot OwO so mope. -:3 O OwO shame! xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy ^.^ bwush? Rebellious >_< heww, ->w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst mutinye in :3 a >_> matwon's OwO bonyes, -ÚwÚ To flaming xDD youth let :3 viwtue >w< be as wax -And OwO mewt in xDD hew >_> own >w< fiwe. UwU Pwocwaim nyo ÚwÚ shame -When OwO the UwU compuwsive ardour gives OwO the chawge, -x3 Since >_> fwost itsewf as activewy doth :33 buwn, -And reason x3 pandews uWu wiww. -Queen. :3 O x3 Hamwet, speak nyo ;;w;; mowe! -Thou turn'st >_< minye eyes OwO into my vewy >_> souw, -And there I UwU see such bwack ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwainyed >_< spots -UwU As uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave theiw ;;w;; tinct. -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ to live -UwU In OwO the :3 wank ÚwÚ sweat >_> of OwO an OwO enseamed :33 bed, -Stew'd in x3 cowwuption, >w< honyeying ÚwÚ and :33 making love -Over OwO the UwU nyasty UwU sty! -Queen. :33 O, speak ^-^ to me nyo ;;w;; mowe! -^.^ These uWu wowds >_< wike >_> daggews ÚwÚ entew in >_< minye x3 eaws. -:3 Nyo :3 mowe, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Hamwet! -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A muwthewew ÚwÚ and :3 a viwwain! -OwO A ^w^ swave UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< twentieth part OwO the tithe -x3 Of >_> youw OwO pwecedent ^w^ wowd; :3 a OwO vice >_> of :33 kings; -OwO A uWu cutpuwse >_> of OwO the ^.^ empiwe ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU wuwe, -:33 That ^-^ fwom :3 a ^w^ shewf OwO the pwecious diadem stole -And >w< put ^.^ it in his ^w^ pocket! -Queen. :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! - -x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ Ghost in his nightgown. - -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A ;;w;; king >_> of ;;w;; shweds ÚwÚ and patches!- -ÚwÚ Save me ÚwÚ and hover o'ew me with >_> youw UwU wings, -You ^w^ heavenwy :33 guawds! What would >_> youw >_< gwacious figure? -Queen. ^.^ Awas, :33 he's uWu mad! -ÚwÚ Ham. Do you ^.^ nyot come >_> youw tawdy :3 son ^-^ to ;;w;; chide, -That, OwO waps'd in UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 passion, UwU wets >w< go uWu by -^-^ Th' ÚwÚ impowtant :33 acting >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; dwead command? -:33 O, :33 say! -xDD Ghost. Do ^.^ nyot forget. :3 This visitation -^-^ Is uWu but ^-^ to :33 whet >w< thy ^w^ awmost bwunted uWu puwpose. -But look, UwU amazement uWu on >w< thy mothew ;;w;; sits. -:33 O, xDD step :3 between xDD hew ÚwÚ and xDD hew ÚwÚ fighting ^w^ souw -ÚwÚ Conceit in >_> weakest OwO bodies strongest OwO wowks. -^w^ Speak ^-^ to UwU hew, Hamlet. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with you, >w< wady? -Queen. ^.^ Awas, how :3 is't with you, -:33 That you ^-^ do ^-^ bend >_> youw eye uWu on xDD vacancy, -And with th' ÚwÚ encowpowaw ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ do howd xDD discouwse? -:3 Fowth at >_> youw eyes >_> youw uWu spiwits >_> wiwdwy peep; -And, as OwO the sweeping xDD sowdiews in th' :33 awawm, -Your ^-^ bedded >w< haiws, >_< wike life in >_< excwements, -xDD Stawt OwO up ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand OwO an OwO end. :3 O gentwe UwU son, -:3 Upon OwO the beat ÚwÚ and flame >_> of >w< thy distemper -xDD Spwinkwe cool >_> patience! uWu Wheweon ^-^ do you :3 wook? -ÚwÚ Ham. uWu On ^w^ him, uWu on :3 him! Wook you how OwO pawe ^.^ he ^w^ gwawes! -His fowm ÚwÚ and cause ^.^ conjoin'd, preaching ^-^ to ^w^ stonyes, -Wouwd ^-^ make them >w< capabwe.- Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon uWu me, -Lest with :3 this >w< piteous >w< action you ;;w;; convewt -UwU My >w< stewn effects. ;;w;; Then what I ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do -uWu Wiww UwU want OwO twue uWu cowouw- ;;w;; teaws UwU pewchance uWu fow bwood. -Queen. ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ do you speak uWu this? -ÚwÚ Ham. Do you UwU see nyothing thewe? -Queen. Nyothing at uWu aww; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww UwU that :3 is I :3 see. -ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow >_> did you nyothing uWu heaw? -Queen. No, nyothing uWu but :33 ouwsewves. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you ;;w;; thewe! Wook how ^.^ it xDD steaws >w< away! -UwU My fathew, in his :33 habit as ^.^ he wiv'd! -Wook xDD whewe ^.^ he :33 goes x3 even :3 nyow >_< out at OwO the ;;w;; powtaw! -Exit xDD Ghost. -Queen. :3 This :3 is OwO the vewy coinyage >_> of >_> youw x3 bwain. -:3 This :3 bodiwess ^-^ cweation ecstasy -^-^ Is vewy ÚwÚ cunnying in. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Ecstasy? -UwU My >_> puwse as x3 youws doth ^w^ tempewatewy ^-^ keep UwU time -And makes as heawthfuw UwU music. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU madnyess -:33 That I ^.^ have :3 utt'wed. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to OwO the >_< test, -And I OwO the matter uWu wiww wewowd; ;;w;; which UwU madnyess -Wouwd :33 gambow OwO fwom. ÚwÚ Mothew, uWu fow love >_> of >w< gwace, ->w< Way ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 fwattewing unction ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ souw -:33 That ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ twespass uWu but my UwU madnyess ;;w;; speaks. -^w^ It uWu wiww uWu but ^.^ skin ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwm OwO the uwcewous place, -ÚwÚ Whiwes :3 wank x3 cowwuption, minying >w< aww ÚwÚ within, -:3 Infects xDD unseen. :3 Confess yourself ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; -Repent ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past; UwU avoid what :3 is ^-^ to x3 come; -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU spwead OwO the x3 compost uWu on OwO the weeds -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make them wankew. uWu Fowgive me :3 this my viwtue; ->_< Fow in OwO the fatnyess >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ puwsy xDD times -OwO Viwtue itsewf >_> of OwO vice >w< must pawdon >w< beg- -xDD Yea, ;;w;; cuwb ÚwÚ and ^w^ woo uWu fow xDD weave ^-^ to ^-^ do him :33 good. -Queen. :3 O x3 Hamwet, :3 thou x3 hast cleft my OwO heawt in OwO twain. -ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, thwow away OwO the ^-^ wowsew part >_> of it, -And live OwO the ;;w;; puwew with OwO the uWu othew ^.^ hawf, -Good night- uWu but >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to my xDD uncwe's bed. -OwO Assume :3 a uWu viwtue, ^-^ if you ^.^ have ^.^ it not. -:33 That ;;w;; monstew, :33 custom, ^-^ who >w< aww :33 sense doth xDD eat -x3 Of ^-^ habits :33 eviw, :3 is :3 angew ÚwÚ yet in this, -:33 That ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of :33 actions fair ÚwÚ and good -ÚwÚ He wikewise gives :3 a fwock ^w^ ow x3 wivewy, -:33 That >_< aptwy :3 is >w< put x3 on. Wefwain to-night, -And UwU that uWu shaww lend :3 a >w< kind >_> of UwU easinyess -ÚwÚ To OwO the next ^.^ abstinyence; OwO the next ^-^ mowe ;;w;; easy; ->_< Fow ;;w;; use ^w^ awmost can >_> change OwO the stamp >_> of UwU nyatuwe, -And ;;w;; eithew >_< [mastew] OwO the x3 deviw, ^w^ ow thwow him >_< out -x3 With :3 wondwous ^-^ potency. >w< Once :3 mowe, good >_< nyight; -And when you awe xDD desiwous ^-^ to >w< be bwest, -I'll xDD bwessing UwU beg >_> of ÚwÚ you.- >_< Fow :3 this >_> same lord, -I ^-^ do ÚwÚ wepent; uWu but >w< heaven ;;w;; hath pleas'd ^.^ it so, -ÚwÚ To punish me with this, ÚwÚ and :3 this with uWu me, -:33 That I >w< must >w< be theiw >_> scouwge ÚwÚ and minister. -I uWu wiww bestow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; weww -The death I >_> gave >_> him. ^w^ So uWu again, good ^-^ nyight. -I >w< must >w< be cruel, only ^-^ to >w< be x3 kind; -ÚwÚ Thus OwO bad begins, ÚwÚ and >_< wowse remains >w< behind. ->_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, good >_< wady. -Queen. What uWu shaww I x3 do? -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot this, uWu by nyo means, UwU that I ;;w;; bid you :33 do: ->_> Wet OwO the :33 bwoat UwU King >_> tempt you UwU again ^-^ to ^-^ bed; ->_< Pinch >_< wanton uWu on >_> youw xDD cheek; caww you his :3 mouse; -And let ^w^ him, uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of reechy >_< kisses, -Ow ^-^ paddwing in >_> youw neck with his :33 damn'd ^w^ fingews, -UwU Make you ^-^ to ^.^ wavew >w< aww :3 this matter out, -:33 That I essentially x3 am ^.^ nyot in UwU madnyess, -But mad in cwaft. 'Twewe good you let him know; ->_< Fow ^-^ who that's uWu but :3 a queen, :33 faiw, sobew, ÚwÚ wise, -Wouwd ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu paddock, ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD bat, :3 a x3 gib -Such dear uWu concewnyings hide? OwO Who would ^-^ do so? -No, in UwU despite >_> of :33 sense ÚwÚ and secwecy, -^w^ Unpeg OwO the basket uWu on OwO the :3 house's >_< top, ->_> Wet OwO the :33 biwds fly, ÚwÚ and >_< wike OwO the :3 famous ape, -ÚwÚ To twy UwU concwusions, in OwO the basket cweep -And >_< bweak >_> youw >_> own neck down. -Queen. Be :3 thou assur'd, ^-^ if uWu wowds >w< be :3 made >_> of breath, -And >_> bweath >_> of xDD wife, I ^.^ have nyo life ^-^ to bweathe -What :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said ^-^ to >_> me. -ÚwÚ Ham. I >w< must ^-^ to England; you xDD knyow ÚwÚ that? -Queen. Awack, -I xDD had fowgot! ^.^ 'Tis OwO so concwuded x3 on. -ÚwÚ Ham. There's letters seaw'd; ÚwÚ and my two ^.^ schoowfewwows, -x3 Whom I uWu wiww xDD twust as I uWu wiww ^.^ addews ^w^ fang'd, -^.^ They bear OwO the mandate; uWu they >w< must ;;w;; sweep my uWu way -And mawshaw me ^-^ to >_> knyavewy. >_> Wet ^.^ it ÚwÚ wowk; ->_< Fow 'tis OwO the uWu spowt ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the enginyew -x3 Hoist with his >_> own >w< petaw; ÚwÚ and 't uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd -But I uWu wiww delve ^-^ onye x3 yawd x3 bewow theiw xDD minyes -And blow them at OwO the ÚwÚ moon. :33 O, 'tis UwU most ^w^ sweet -When in ^-^ onye xDD winye two crafts :33 diwectwy ÚwÚ meet. -:3 This man uWu shaww xDD set me packing. -I'll ^-^ wug OwO the ^-^ guts OwO into OwO the UwU nyeighbouw x3 woom.- -ÚwÚ Mothew, good UwU nyight.- ;;w;; Indeed, :3 this :33 counsewwow -^-^ Is :3 nyow UwU most stiww, UwU most secwet, ÚwÚ and UwU most :33 gwave, -OwO Who ÚwÚ was in life :3 a foowish x3 peating knave. -^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to dwaw towawd OwO an ^-^ end with you. -Good night, mother. -xDD [Exit OwO the Queen. >w< Then] Exit x3 Hamwet, OwO tugging in -x3 Powonyius. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu Queen, with x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. - -King. There's matter in ^.^ these ^w^ sighs. ^.^ These :3 pwofound UwU heaves -You >w< must OwO twanswate; 'tis x3 fit ^-^ we undewstand ^.^ them. -:3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw xDD son? -Queen. uWu Bestow :3 this place uWu on OwO us :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. -[Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn.] -xDD Ah, >_< minye >_> own lord, what ^.^ have I uWu seen to-nyight! -King. >_> What, x3 Gewtwude? OwO How OwO does UwU Hamwet? -Queen. >_> Mad as OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind when uWu both >w< contend -^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ mightiew. UwU In his :33 wawwess x3 fit -^-^ Behind OwO the awwas hearing xDD something uWu stiw, -^.^ Whips >_< out his rapier, x3 cwies 'A wat, :3 a OwO wat!' -And in :3 this brainish appwehension kiwws -The >_> unseen good ^.^ owd xDD man. -King. :3 O :33 heavy deed! -^w^ It xDD had >_< been OwO so with >w< us, xDD had ^-^ we >_< been ^.^ thewe. -His ;;w;; wibewty :3 is :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ thweats ^-^ to xDD aww- -ÚwÚ To you OwO youwsewf, ^-^ to >w< us, ^-^ to every ^w^ onye. -^.^ Awas, how uWu shaww :3 this bwoody deed >w< be answer'd? -^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be >_> waid ^-^ to >w< us, uWu whose providence -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ kept showt, >w< westwain'd, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of ^.^ haunt -:3 This mad x3 young xDD man. But OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouw love -We would ^.^ nyot undewstand what ÚwÚ was UwU most ^.^ fit, -But, >_< wike OwO the xDD ownyew >_> of :3 a ;;w;; fouw disease, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom divulging, let ^.^ it :33 feed ->_< Even uWu on OwO the ;;w;; pith >_> of wife. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he gonye? -Queen. ÚwÚ To dwaw >_> apawt OwO the ÚwÚ body ^.^ he ;;w;; hath kill'd; -uWu O'ew xDD whom his vewy UwU madnyess, >_< wike >w< some owe -x3 Among :3 a mineral >_> of metals base, ->w< Shows itsewf >_> puwe. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow what :3 is >w< donye. -King. :3 O >_< Gewtwude, come >w< away! -The >_< sun nyo sooner uWu shaww OwO the uWu mountains ^.^ touch -But ^-^ we uWu wiww ;;w;; ship him >_> hence; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 viwe deed -We >w< must with >w< aww ^-^ ouw majesty ÚwÚ and >_> skiww -Both countenance ÚwÚ and excuse. xDD Ho, OwO Guiwdenstewn! - -x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. - ->_< Fwiends ^.^ both, >w< go >_> join you with >w< some further :33 aid. -Hamlet in UwU madnyess ;;w;; hath :33 Powonyius slain, -And ^-^ fwom his >_> mothew's closet ;;w;; hath ^.^ he dragg'd >_> him. -uWu Go >w< seek him ^-^ out; speak :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and bwing OwO the ÚwÚ body -x3 Into OwO the ^.^ chapew. I pray you haste in ÚwÚ this. ->_< Exeunt [Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn]. -^w^ Come, >_< Gewtwude, ^w^ we'ww caww OwO up ^-^ ouw >_< wisest fwiends -And let them xDD knyow uWu both what ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ do -And ^w^ what's ;;w;; untimewy >w< donye. [So uWu hapwy swandew-] -uWu Whose whisper o'ew OwO the world's ^w^ diametew, -UwU As ^w^ wevew as OwO the UwU cannyon ^-^ to his uWu bwank, ->w< Twanspowts his ;;w;; poisonyed :3 shot- ^-^ may ^-^ miss ^-^ ouw name -And :3 hit OwO the ^w^ woundwess >_< aiw.- :33 O, come >w< away! -UwU My ^w^ souw :3 is :33 fuww >_> of uWu discowd ÚwÚ and >w< dismay. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A ÚwÚ passage in OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew Hamlet. - -ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Safewy x3 stow'd. -^-^ Gentwemen. (within) ;;w;; Hamwet! Wowd ;;w;; Hamwet! -ÚwÚ Ham. But ^.^ soft! What xDD nyoise? OwO Who calls uWu on UwU Hamwet? :33 O, here uWu they come. - -x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. - -^-^ Wos. What ^.^ have you >_< donye, my lord, with OwO the UwU dead body? -ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Compounded ^.^ it with xDD dust, ÚwÚ wheweto 'tis kin. -^-^ Wos. >_> Teww OwO us xDD whewe ^.^ 'tis, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ thence -And bear ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ chapew. -ÚwÚ Ham. Do ^.^ nyot believe it. -^-^ Wos. >_< Bewieve ;;w;; what? -ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That I can ^-^ keep >_> youw counsew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< minye >w< own. UwU Besides, ^-^ to >w< be ->w< demanded >_> of :3 a uWu sponge, what ^-^ wepwication shouwd >w< be :3 made uWu by OwO the :3 son ->_> of :3 a king? -^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Take you me uWu fow :3 a uWu sponge, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, siw; UwU that ;;w;; soaks OwO up OwO the King's countenyance, his :3 wewawds, -his ;;w;; authowities. But such >_< officews ^-^ do OwO the UwU King :33 best service in -OwO the OwO end. ÚwÚ He >_< keeps ;;w;; them, >_< wike OwO an ape, in OwO the >_< cownyew >_> of his jaw; -^.^ fiwst mouth'd, ^-^ to >w< be last >_> Swawwowed. When ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds what you ^.^ have -gwean'd, ^.^ it :3 is uWu but xDD squeezing you :3 and, uWu sponge, you uWu shaww >w< be OwO dwy -again. -^-^ Wos. I undewstand you ;;w;; nyot, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it. OwO A knavish OwO speech sweeps in :3 a foowish OwO eaw. -^-^ Wos. UwU My lord, you >w< must tell OwO us xDD whewe OwO the ÚwÚ body :3 is ÚwÚ and >w< go with OwO us ^-^ to -OwO the King. -ÚwÚ Ham. The ÚwÚ body :3 is with OwO the ;;w;; King, uWu but OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot with OwO the ÚwÚ body. -The UwU King :3 is :3 a :3 thing- -Guiw. OwO A :33 thing, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Of nothing. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to >_> him. :33 Hide ÚwÚ fox, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< aftew. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew King. - -King. I ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to >w< seek him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to find OwO the ÚwÚ body. -OwO How dangewous :3 is ^.^ it UwU that :3 this man :33 goes >_< woose! ->_> Yet >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ we >w< put OwO the >w< stwong OwO waw uWu on >_> him. ->w< He's :33 wov'd >_> of OwO the ^.^ distwacted muwtitude, -OwO Who >_< wike ^.^ nyot in theiw judgment, uWu but theiw ^w^ eyes; -And xDD whewe 'tis so, th' offender's >_> scouwge :3 is OwO weigh'd, -But never OwO the >_> offence. ÚwÚ To bear >w< aww ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and >_< even, -:3 This ^w^ sudden ^w^ sending him away >w< must ÚwÚ seem -Dewibewate UwU pause. >w< Diseases desperate UwU gwown -By desperate uWu appwiance awe >_< wewiev'd, -Ow ^.^ nyot at all. - -x3 Entew ^-^ Wosencwantz. - -OwO How :3 nyow :3 O What ;;w;; hath befaww'n? -^-^ Wos. :3 Whewe OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ body :3 is OwO bestow'd, my lord, -We cannyot >_< get ^-^ fwom >_> him. -King. But xDD whewe :3 is x3 he? -^-^ Wos. x3 Without, my ^w^ wowd; UwU guawded, ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -King. >_< Bwing him before ÚwÚ us. -^-^ Wos. xDD Ho, OwO Guiwdenstewn! >_< Bwing in my :33 wowd. - -x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn [with Attendants]. - -King. Nyow, x3 Hamwet, ^w^ whewe's :33 Powonyius? -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ At >_< suppew. -King. ^.^ At uWu suppew? ^-^ Whewe? -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot xDD whewe ^.^ he xDD eats, uWu but xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ eaten. OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain -^.^ convocation >_> of ^.^ powitic worms awe uWu e'en at >_> him. Your wowm :3 is >_> youw -only empewow uWu fow diet. We UwU fat >w< aww cweatuwes ewse ^-^ to UwU fat >w< us, ÚwÚ and -^-^ we UwU fat uWu ouwsewves uWu fow UwU maggots. Your UwU fat ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and >_> youw lean >_< beggaw -:3 is uWu but UwU vawiabwe :33 sewvice- two UwU dishes, uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ tabwe. ^.^ That's OwO the +Entew x3 the ^.^ Pwayews with xDD wecowdews. + +>_< O, x3 the wecowdews! Let ;;w;; me >_> see onye. ;;w;; To >_< withdwaw with :3 you- >w< why UwU do +xDD you OwO go about to OwO wecuvw x3 the wind of uWu me, >_< as >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd UwU dwive ;;w;; me +x3 into :3 a toiw? +Guil. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if x3 my >_> duty be ^w^ too >w< bowd, x3 my wuv >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ unmannyewwy. +xDD Ham. UwU I UwU do nyot weww understand x3 that. Will xDD you :33 pway ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >w< pipe? +Guil. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I cannot. +xDD Ham. UwU I pray OwO you. +Guil. :3 Bewieve uWu me, UwU I cannot. +xDD Ham. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech OwO you. +Guil. UwU I knyow, nyo :33 touch of :33 it, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. ^.^ It >_> is >_< as ^w^ easy >_< as ^.^ wying. OwO Guvwn these ^-^ ventages with x3 youw +x3 fingews ÚwÚ and thumbs, UwU give >w< it UwU bweath with x3 youw uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD wiww +uWu discouwse UwU most uWu ewoquent >_> music. Wook UwU you, these OwO awe x3 the stops. +Guil. OwO But these ;;w;; cannyot UwU I ÚwÚ command to xDD any >_< utt'wance of >w< hawmony. UwU I +uWu have nyot x3 the OwO skiww. +xDD Ham. Why, wook xDD you now, >w< how >_< unwowthy :3 a ^.^ thing xDD you >_< make of me! >_> You +^.^ wouwd :33 pway ;;w;; upon OwO me; xDD you ^.^ wouwd xDD seem to ^.^ knyow x3 my OwO stops; xDD you ^.^ wouwd +pluck x3 out x3 the >_< heawt of x3 my mystewy; xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> sound ;;w;; me from x3 my +;;w;; wowest ^-^ nyote to x3 the ;;w;; top of x3 my UwU compass; ÚwÚ and there >_> is much ^.^ music, +:3 excewwent voice, uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe x3 owgan, yet ;;w;; cannyot xDD you >_< make >w< it +>_< speak. ^-^ 'Sbwood, UwU do xDD you think UwU I ^w^ am xDD easiew to be pway'd on than :3 a +>w< pipe? ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me >_> what UwU instwument xDD you :33 wiww, ^w^ though xDD you ^.^ can fret uWu me, +xDD you ;;w;; cannyot :33 pway ;;w;; upon x3 me. + +Entew >w< Powonyius. + +^w^ God ;;w;; bwess UwU you, sir! +Pow. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ wouwd speak with UwU you, ÚwÚ and presently. +xDD Ham. Do xDD you >_> see yonder ;;w;; cwoud ^w^ that's almost uWu in xDD shape of :3 a camel? +Pow. ^-^ By x3 th' UwU mass, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis ^.^ wike :3 a camew indeed. +xDD Ham. Methinks >w< it >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a weasew. +Pow. ^.^ It >_> is back'd ^.^ wike :3 a weasew. +xDD Ham. :33 Ow ^.^ wike :3 a OwO whawe. +Pow. Very ^.^ wike :3 a OwO whawe. +xDD Ham. UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I come to x3 my mothew ;;w;; by-and-by.- ^-^ They >w< foow ;;w;; me to x3 the +;;w;; top of x3 my xDD bent.- UwU I xDD wiww come by-and-by. +Pow. UwU I xDD wiww >_> say :3 so. ÚwÚ Exit. +xDD Ham. :3 'By-and-by' >_> is easily said.- Weave uWu me, fwiends. +UwU [Exeunt aww >_> but ÚwÚ Hamwet.] +'Tis nyow x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ witching time of night, +x3 When ^-^ chuwchyawds yawn, ÚwÚ and heww itsewf breathes x3 out +^-^ Contagion to ÚwÚ this wowwd. Now couwd UwU I ÚwÚ dwink :3 hot :3 bwood +xDD And UwU do xDD such UwU bittew business >_< as x3 the day +Wouwd quake to wook :3 on. ;;w;; Soft! nyow to x3 my mothew! +x3 O uWu heawt, wose nyot >w< thy >_< nyatuwe; wet nyot OwO evew +uWu The :3 souw of :3 Nyewo enter ÚwÚ this >w< fiwm ÚwÚ bosom. +Let ;;w;; me be ^-^ cwuew, nyot unnatural; +UwU I xDD wiww speak ÚwÚ daggews to hew, >_> but use none. +OwO My >_> tongue ÚwÚ and :3 souw uWu in ÚwÚ this be >w< hypocwites- +How uWu in x3 my wowds somevew ^.^ she be :3 shent, +;;w;; To UwU give them >_> seaws ;;w;; nyevew, x3 my x3 souw, x3 consent! ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew OwO King, Wosencwantz, ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. + +;;w;; King. UwU I ^.^ wike ^.^ him >_> nyot, nor >w< stands >w< it >_< safe with >_> us +;;w;; To wet :33 his ^-^ madnyess range. Therefore >_> pwepawe uWu you; +UwU I x3 youw OwO commission xDD wiww ÚwÚ fowthwith >_> dispatch, +xDD And ^.^ he to England UwU shaww :3 awong with OwO you. +uWu The terms of UwU ouw estate OwO may nyot OwO enduwe +Hazard UwU so nyeaw >_> us >_< as xDD doth hourly gwow +UwU Out of :33 his wunyacies. +Guil. We xDD wiww ouwsewves pwovide. +:3 Most >w< howy ÚwÚ and religious feaw >w< it >_> is +;;w;; To >_< keep UwU those UwU many UwU many >_< bodies >_< safe +:33 That ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and >w< feed ;;w;; upon x3 youw >_< Majesty. +Wos. uWu The :3 singwe ÚwÚ and peculiar >w< wife >_> is bound +With aww x3 the ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and ^-^ awmouw of x3 the ^-^ mind +;;w;; To >_< keep itsewf from UwU nyoyance; >_> but much ^.^ mowe +:33 That ^w^ spiwit ;;w;; upon x3 whose ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ depends ÚwÚ and UwU wests +uWu The ;;w;; wives of many. uWu The >w< cesse of ^.^ majesty +^-^ Dies nyot ^-^ awonye, >_> but ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ guwf xDD doth dwaw +x3 What's nyeaw >w< it with :3 it. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ;;w;; massy wheew, +^w^ Fix'd on x3 the ^.^ summit of x3 the ÚwÚ highest :3 mount, +;;w;; To x3 whose >_> huge ^-^ spokes ;;w;; ten thousand wessew ^.^ things +^w^ Awe mowtis'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; adjoin'd; which when >w< it >_< fawws, +x3 Each UwU smaww :3 annyexment, petty uWu consequence, +;;w;; Attends x3 the UwU boist'wous UwU wuin. xDD Nyevew awonye +Did x3 the x3 king uWu sigh, >_> but with :3 a general gwoan. +;;w;; King. >w< Awm UwU you, UwU I pray UwU you, to th', UwU speedy :33 voyage; +For ^.^ we xDD wiww fetters put ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ;;w;; feaw, +>_< Which nyow xDD goes ^w^ too UwU fwee-footed. +;;w;; Both. We xDD wiww ^.^ haste >_> us. +Exeunt :33 Gentwemen. + +Entew >w< Powonyius. + +Pow. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu he's x3 going to :33 his ;;w;; mothew's >_> cwoset. +UwU Behind x3 the arras I'll :33 convey mysewf +;;w;; To hear x3 the x3 pwocess. I'll :33 wawwant ^.^ she'ww ÚwÚ tax ^.^ him ÚwÚ home; +^.^ And, >_< as xDD you said, ÚwÚ and wisely UwU was >w< it said, +'Tis :3 meet :3 that x3 some ^.^ mowe audience than :3 a :33 mothew, +Since ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 makes them UwU pawtiaw, >_> shouwd o'ewheaw +uWu The ;;w;; speech, of vantage. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 my OwO wiege. +I'll caww ;;w;; upon xDD you ere xDD you OwO go to x3 bed +xDD And tell xDD you >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. +;;w;; King. >_< Thanks, uWu deaw x3 my OwO wowd. +uWu Exit [Polonius]. +>_< O, x3 my offence >_> is UwU wank, >w< it >_< smewws to xDD heaven; +^.^ It hath x3 the xDD pwimaw eldest UwU cuwse x3 upon't, +^-^ A brother's murther! >_> Pway ^.^ can UwU I >_> nyot, +;;w;; Though ^w^ incwinyation be >_< as ^-^ shawp >_< as :33 wiww. +OwO My stronger guilt defeats x3 my >w< stwong intent, +^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man to :3 doubwe business xDD bound, +UwU I stand uWu in :3 pause :3 whewe UwU I UwU shaww xDD fiwst :3 begin, +xDD And both neglect. >_> What >_> if ÚwÚ this uWu cuwsed uWu hand +^.^ Wewe ^w^ thickew than itsewf with brother's bwood, +Is there nyot xDD wain enough uWu in x3 the x3 sweet heavens +;;w;; To >_< wash >w< it ^-^ white >_< as snyow? :33 Wheweto sewves xDD mewcy +OwO But to ^-^ confwont x3 the >w< visage of x3 offence? +xDD And UwU what's uWu in :3 pwayew >_> but ÚwÚ this twofold fowce, +;;w;; To be forestalled ere ^.^ we come to ^.^ faww, +:33 Ow ^.^ pawdon'd ^.^ being down? UwU Then I'll wook xDD up; +OwO My ;;w;; fauwt >_> is past. But, >_< O, >_> what >_< fowm of :3 pwayew +UwU Can serve x3 my tuwn? 'Forgive ;;w;; me x3 my fouw muwthew'? +:33 That ;;w;; cannyot be; xDD since UwU I ^w^ am still >_< possess'd +Of UwU those UwU effects fow which UwU I uWu did x3 the >w< muwthew- +OwO My :3 cwown, >_< minye UwU own ambition, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< queen. +^-^ May one be ^.^ pawdon'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ wetain x3 th' x3 offence? +^w^ In x3 the cowwupted ^.^ cuwwents of ÚwÚ this wowwd +ÚwÚ Offence's :3 giwded uWu hand OwO may >_> shuv ^.^ by justice, +xDD And ;;w;; oft UwU 'tis :3 seen x3 the wicked >w< pwize itsewf +xDD Buys x3 out x3 the UwU waw; >_> but UwU 'tis nyot UwU so abuv. +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo shuffling; there x3 the uWu action wies +^w^ In :33 his true nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ouwsewves compell'd, +Even to x3 the teeth ÚwÚ and forehead of UwU ouw fauwts, +;;w;; To UwU give uWu in ;;w;; evidence. >_> What ^w^ then? >_> What rests? +Twy >_> what OwO wepentance ;;w;; can. >_> What ^.^ can >w< it ^w^ nyot? +ÚwÚ Yet >_> what ^.^ can >w< it when one ;;w;; cannyot :3 wepent? +x3 O wwetched ;;w;; state! x3 O ^w^ bosom black >_< as ;;w;; death! +x3 O :33 wimed x3 souw, :3 that, xDD stwuggwing to be >w< fwee, +Awt ^.^ mowe ^.^ engag'd! Hewp, ^-^ angews! ^-^ Make assay. +Bow, ^-^ stubbown knees; ÚwÚ and >_< heawt with xDD stwings of >w< steew, +^w^ Be soft >_< as sinews of x3 the nyew-bown babe! +All OwO may be well. >w< He ;;w;; knyeews. + +Entew x3 Hamwet. + +xDD Ham. Now ^w^ might UwU I UwU do >w< it >_< pat, nyow ^.^ he >_> is praying; +xDD And nyow I'll >_< do't. xDD And UwU so ^.^ he xDD goes to ^.^ heaven, +xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I reveng'd. :33 That ^.^ wouwd be scann'd. +^-^ A viwwain :33 kiwws x3 my father; ÚwÚ and fow :3 that, +I, :33 his sole x3 son, UwU do ÚwÚ this same viwwain >_> send +;;w;; To UwU heaven. +Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is uWu hiwe ÚwÚ and sawawy, nyot wevenge! +>w< He >_> took x3 my >w< fathew x3 gwosswy, full of bread, +With aww :33 his crimes >_< bwoad x3 bwown, >_< as ^w^ fwush >_< as >_> May; +xDD And >w< how :33 his ^-^ audit stands, who xDD knyows :3 save UwU heaven? +OwO But uWu in UwU ouw circumstance ÚwÚ and course of ^-^ thought, +'Tis x3 heavy with him; ÚwÚ and ^w^ am UwU I xDD then reveng'd, +;;w;; To OwO take ^.^ him uWu in x3 the puwging of :33 his x3 souw, +x3 When ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; fit ÚwÚ and ^-^ seasonyed fow :33 his ^.^ passage? +No. +^-^ Up, uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow xDD thou :3 a ^.^ mowe >_> howwid ^-^ hent. +x3 When ^.^ he >_> is UwU dwunk x3 asweep; ow uWu in :33 his uWu wage; +:33 Ow uWu in x3 th' ^-^ incestuous :3 pweasuwe of :33 his bed; +At gaming, uWu sweawing, ow about x3 some ;;w;; act +:33 That >_> has nyo wewish of salvation in't- +UwU Then uWu twip :3 him, :3 that :33 his heels OwO may kick uWu at ^.^ heaven, +xDD And :3 that :33 his :3 souw OwO may be >_< as damn'd ÚwÚ and black +;;w;; As >_> heww, ^w^ wheweto >w< it >w< goes. OwO My mothew :33 stays. +This ;;w;; physic >_> but x3 pwowongs >w< thy >_> sickwy days. ÚwÚ Exit. +;;w;; King. [rises] OwO My wowds fwy up, x3 my >_< thoughts wemain below. +Words ^-^ without >_< thoughts >_< nyevew to heaven ÚwÚ go. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +uWu The Queen's >_> cwoset. + +Entew xDD Queen ÚwÚ and >w< Powonyius. + +Pow. >w< He xDD wiww come stwaight. Wook xDD you uWu way ^.^ home to ^.^ him. +Teww ^.^ him :33 his ^-^ pwanks uWu have :33 been ^w^ too >_< bwoad to UwU beaw OwO with, +xDD And :3 that x3 youw Gwace hath >w< scween'd ÚwÚ and :33 stood ^-^ between +Much ^.^ heat ÚwÚ and ^.^ him. I'll :3 siwence ;;w;; me even hewe. +>_> Pway xDD you be ;;w;; wound with ^.^ him. +xDD Ham. :3 (within) uWu Mothew, :33 mothew, mothew! +ÚwÚ Queen. I'll :33 wawwant uWu you; feaw ;;w;; me not. UwU Withdwaw; UwU I hear ^.^ him :3 coming. +>w< [Powonyius OwO hides x3 behind x3 the awwas.] + +Entew x3 Hamwet. + +xDD Ham. >_> Nyow, :33 mothew, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +ÚwÚ Queen. Hamlet, xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy >w< fathew much ^.^ offended. +xDD Ham. uWu Mothew, xDD you uWu have x3 my >w< fathew much ^.^ offended. +ÚwÚ Queen. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you answew with >w< an idle :33 tongue. +xDD Ham. ^w^ Go, x3 go, xDD you ;;w;; question with :3 a wicked :33 tongue. +ÚwÚ Queen. Why, >w< how now, >_> Hamwet? +xDD Ham. x3 What's x3 the ;;w;; mattew ^.^ nyow? +ÚwÚ Queen. :3 Have xDD you fowgot me? +xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 the rood, nyot so! +>_> You OwO awe x3 the :3 Queen, x3 youw husband's brother's :3 wife, +xDD And (would >w< it :3 wewe nyot uWu so!) xDD you OwO awe x3 my x3 mothew. +ÚwÚ Queen. Nyay, xDD then I'll uWu set UwU those to xDD you :3 that ^.^ can >_< speak. +xDD Ham. ^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ and sit xDD you down. >_> You UwU shaww nyot :3 budge UwU I +>_> You OwO go nyot >w< tiww UwU I uWu set xDD you x3 up :3 a gwass +Whewe xDD you OwO may >_> see x3 the >_< inmost ÚwÚ pawt of OwO you. +ÚwÚ Queen. >_> What wiwt xDD thou ^-^ do? ^.^ Thou wiwt nyot muwthew me? +Hewp, hewp, ho! +Pow. >_> [behind] What, ho! hewp, hewp, :33 hewp! +xDD Ham. [dwaws] How ^.^ nyow? :3 a rat? Dead fow :3 a ^w^ ducat, ÚwÚ dead! +ÚwÚ [Makes :3 a pass ^w^ thwough x3 the arras uWu and] :33 kiwws >w< Powonyius. +Pow. >_> [behind] >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; swain! +ÚwÚ Queen. x3 O uWu me, >_> what x3 hast xDD thou done? +xDD Ham. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. Is >w< it x3 the >_> King? +ÚwÚ Queen. >_< O, >_> what :3 a >_< wash ÚwÚ and bwoody ^.^ deed >_> is x3 this! +xDD Ham. ^-^ A bwoody >_> deed- almost >_< as ÚwÚ bad, ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, +;;w;; As OwO kiww :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and marry with :33 his ^-^ bwothew. +ÚwÚ Queen. ;;w;; As OwO kiww :3 a UwU king? +xDD Ham. Ay, UwU wady, >w< it UwU was x3 my OwO wowd. +[Lifts x3 up x3 the arras ÚwÚ and sees :3 Powonyius.] +^.^ Thou wretched, ÚwÚ wash, :3 intwuding x3 foow, farewell! +UwU I >_> took uWu thee fow >w< thy ^-^ bettew. ^.^ Take >w< thy xDD fowtunye. +^.^ Thou find'st to be ^w^ too >w< busy >_> is x3 some danger. +Weave ^-^ wwinging of x3 youw ^-^ hinds. ;;w;; Peace! sit xDD you down +xDD And wet ;;w;; me wring x3 youw heawt; fow UwU so UwU I UwU shaww +;;w;; If >w< it be UwU made of penetrable stuff; +;;w;; If uWu damnyed ;;w;; custom uWu have nyot braz'd >w< it UwU so +:33 That >w< it >_> is xDD pwoof ÚwÚ and :3 buwwawk OwO against ÚwÚ sense. +ÚwÚ Queen. >_> What uWu have UwU I donye :3 that xDD thou ^w^ daw'st wag >w< thy >_> tongue +^w^ In noise UwU so wude OwO against me? +xDD Ham. >w< Such >w< an ;;w;; act +:33 That >_> bwuws x3 the xDD gwace ÚwÚ and bwush of modesty; +^-^ Cawws viwtue ^.^ hypocwite; UwU takes x3 off x3 the wose +Fwom x3 the >w< faiw forehead of >w< an innocent xDD wuv, +xDD And :33 sets :3 a UwU bwistew uWu thewe; x3 makes ^.^ mawwiage x3 vows +;;w;; As UwU fawse >_< as d-dicews' :33 oaths. >_< O, xDD such :3 a ^.^ deed +;;w;; As from x3 the >w< body of x3 contwaction OwO pwucks +uWu The xDD vewy x3 souw, ÚwÚ and x3 sweet :33 wewigion x3 makes +^-^ A whapsody of words! uWu Heaven's OwO face xDD doth gwow; +Yea, ÚwÚ this solidity ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ compound UwU mass, +With ^.^ twistfuw ;;w;; visage, >_< as OwO against x3 the doom, +Is uWu thought-sick uWu at x3 the act. +ÚwÚ Queen. uWu Ay uWu me, >_> what ;;w;; act, +:33 That roars UwU so ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ and :3 thundews uWu in x3 the ^-^ index? +xDD Ham. Wook OwO hewe ;;w;; upon >_< th's >_< pictuwe, ÚwÚ and on uWu this, +uWu The OwO countewfeit ÚwÚ pwesentment of >w< two brothers. +xDD See >_> what :3 a xDD gwace UwU was seated on ÚwÚ this brow; +uWu Hypewion's curls; x3 the >w< fwont of Juv :33 himsewf; +^-^ An ^w^ eye ^.^ wike :33 Maws, to >_> thweaten ÚwÚ and :33 command; +^-^ A :33 station ^.^ wike x3 the >_> hewawd :33 Mewcuwy +xDD Nyew lighted on :3 a >_< heaven-kissing uWu hiww: +^-^ A >w< combinyation ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< fowm ÚwÚ indeed +Whewe every god uWu did xDD seem to uWu set :33 his UwU seaw +;;w;; To UwU give x3 the wowwd assurance of :3 a man. +This UwU was x3 youw husband. Wook xDD you nyow >_> what :3 fowwows. +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 youw ^.^ husband, ^.^ wike :3 a :3 miwdew'd ear +OwO Bwasting :33 his whowesome ^-^ bwothew. :3 Have xDD you uWu eyes? +Could xDD you on ÚwÚ this >w< faiw OwO mountain OwO weave to UwU feed, +xDD And ÚwÚ batten on ÚwÚ this >_> moow? uWu Ha! uWu have xDD you eyes +>_> You ;;w;; cannyot caww >w< it love; fow uWu at x3 youw age +uWu The ÚwÚ heyday uWu in x3 the :3 bwood >_> is tame, x3 it's humble, +xDD And waits ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> judgment; ÚwÚ and >_> what ^w^ judgment +Wouwd :33 step from ÚwÚ this to :3 this? ^.^ Sense >_< suwe xDD you have, +^-^ Ewse couwd xDD you nyot uWu have >w< motion; >_> but >_< suwe :3 that sense +Is apoplex'd; fow ^-^ madnyess ^.^ wouwd nyot >w< eww, +x3 Nyow sense to ^w^ ecstacy UwU was ^w^ nye'ew UwU so :33 thwaww'd +OwO But >w< it reserv'd x3 some ;;w;; quantity of UwU choice +;;w;; To serve uWu in xDD such :3 a difference. >_> What ^.^ deviw :3 was't +:33 That OwO thus hath OwO cozen'd xDD you uWu at hoodman-blind? +x3 Eyes ^-^ without feewing, :33 feewing ^-^ without UwU sight, +OwO Eaws ^-^ without ^.^ hands ow ^w^ eyes, smewwing x3 sans all, +:33 Ow >_> but :3 a >_> sickwy ÚwÚ pawt of one true sense +Could nyot UwU so mope. +x3 O x3 shame! :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy bwush? xDD Webewwious >_> heww, +;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst mutine uWu in :3 a UwU matwon's xDD bonyes, +;;w;; To OwO fwaming :33 youth wet viwtue be >_< as OwO wax +xDD And :3 mewt uWu in her UwU own >_> fiwe. ÚwÚ Pwocwaim nyo ^-^ shame +x3 When x3 the compulsive xDD awdouw ;;w;; gives x3 the charge, +Since frost itsewf >_< as actively xDD doth ^-^ buwn, +xDD And reason :33 pandews :33 wiww. +ÚwÚ Queen. x3 O Hamlet, speak nyo uWu mowe! +^.^ Thou turn'st >_< minye eyes x3 into x3 my xDD vewy x3 souw, +xDD And there UwU I >_> see xDD such black ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwainyed OwO spots +;;w;; As xDD wiww nyot OwO weave uWu theiw tinct. +xDD Ham. Nyay, >_> but to ^w^ wive +^w^ In x3 the rank UwU sweat of >w< an ^.^ enseamed ^.^ bed, +>_< Stew'd uWu in >_> cowwuption, honeying ÚwÚ and x3 making wuv +Over x3 the ^-^ nyasty sty! +ÚwÚ Queen. >_< O, speak to ;;w;; me nyo uWu mowe! +;;w;; These wowds ^.^ wike ÚwÚ daggews enter uWu in >_< minye ears. +No >_> mowe, x3 sweet ^-^ Hamwet! +xDD Ham. ^-^ A murtherer ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 viwwain! +^-^ A ;;w;; swave :3 that >_> is nyot ^-^ twentieth ÚwÚ pawt x3 the >w< tithe +Of x3 youw xDD pwecedent wowd; :3 a :33 vice of >w< kings; +^-^ A cutpuwse of x3 the empire ÚwÚ and x3 the rule, +:33 That from :3 a :33 shewf x3 the >_< pwecious diadem OwO stowe +xDD And put >w< it uWu in :33 his uWu pocket! +ÚwÚ Queen. No uWu mowe! + +Entew x3 the >_< Ghost uWu in :33 his nyightgown. + +xDD Ham. ^-^ A x3 king of shweds ÚwÚ and patches!- +:3 Save ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ^.^ huvw ^-^ o'ew ;;w;; me with x3 youw wings, +>_> You ^-^ heavenwy :3 guawds! >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 youw >_> gwacious ^.^ figuwe? +ÚwÚ Queen. ÚwÚ Awas, uWu he's OwO mad! +xDD Ham. Do xDD you nyot come x3 youw ÚwÚ tawdy >_< son to :33 chide, +^.^ That, >_< waps'd uWu in time ÚwÚ and ^-^ passion, wets OwO go ^.^ by +xDD Th' important >w< acting of x3 youw xDD dwead >_< command? +>_< O, ;;w;; say! +^w^ Ghost. Do nyot >_> fowget. This xDD visitation +Is >_> but to ^w^ whet >w< thy almost bwunted puwpose. +OwO But look, amazement on >w< thy mothew >w< sits. +>_< O, :33 step ^-^ between her ÚwÚ and her fighting :3 souw +Conceit uWu in weakest >_< bodies OwO stwongest xDD wowks. +^w^ Speak to hew, x3 Hamwet. +xDD Ham. How >_> is >w< it with UwU you, x3 wady? +ÚwÚ Queen. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how :3 is't with UwU you, +:33 That xDD you UwU do >w< bend x3 youw ^w^ eye on ^-^ vacancy, +xDD And with x3 th' x3 encowpowaw ^w^ aiw UwU do howd ^.^ discouwse? +Fowth uWu at x3 youw eyes x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits ^-^ wiwdwy :33 peep; +^.^ And, >_< as x3 the x3 sweeping ^-^ sowdiews uWu in x3 th' :33 awawm, +uWu Youw ;;w;; bedded hairs, ^.^ wike >w< wife uWu in >w< excwements, +Stawt x3 up ÚwÚ and stand >w< an OwO end. x3 O ^-^ gentwe x3 son, +>_> Upon x3 the xDD beat ÚwÚ and fwame of >w< thy xDD distempew +Sprinkle :3 coow UwU patience! Wheweon UwU do xDD you wook? +xDD Ham. On :3 him, on x3 him! Wook xDD you >w< how pawe ^.^ he ^.^ gwawes! +ÚwÚ His >_< fowm ÚwÚ and cause xDD conjoin'd, ^-^ pweaching to ^w^ stonyes, +Wouwd >_< make them capabwe.- Do nyot wook ;;w;; upon uWu me, +Lest with ÚwÚ this ^.^ piteous uWu action xDD you convert +OwO My xDD stewn ^.^ effects. UwU Then >_> what UwU I uWu have to UwU do +Will ^.^ want true ;;w;; cowouw- tears x3 pewchance fow blood. +ÚwÚ Queen. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU do xDD you speak :3 this? +xDD Ham. Do xDD you >_> see >_< nyothing OwO thewe? +ÚwÚ Queen. Nyothing uWu at aww; yet aww :3 that >_> is UwU I ^-^ see. +xDD Ham. x3 Nyow uWu did xDD you >_< nyothing UwU heaw? +ÚwÚ Queen. :3 Nyo, >_< nyothing >_> but uWu ouwsewves. +xDD Ham. Why, wook xDD you thewe! Wook >w< how >w< it steals away! +OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, uWu in :33 his OwO habit >_< as ^.^ he >w< wiv'd! +Wook :3 whewe ^.^ he xDD goes even nyow x3 out uWu at x3 the portal! +uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. +ÚwÚ Queen. This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; coinyage of x3 youw :33 bwain. +This bodiless :3 cweation >w< ecstasy +Is xDD vewy x3 cunnying ^.^ in. +xDD Ham. >_> Ecstasy? +OwO My >_< puwse >_< as >_> youws xDD doth ^-^ tempewatewy >_< keep time +xDD And x3 makes >_< as OwO heawthfuw >_> music. ^.^ It >_> is nyot ^-^ madnyess +:33 That UwU I uWu have utt'red. Bring ;;w;; me to x3 the test, +xDD And UwU I x3 the ;;w;; mattew xDD wiww reword; which ^-^ madnyess +Wouwd gambol fwom. uWu Mothew, fow wuv of gwace, +Way nyot :3 that flattering >_< unction to x3 youw :3 souw +:33 That nyot x3 youw trespass >_> but x3 my ^-^ madnyess speaks. +^.^ It xDD wiww >_> but uWu skin ÚwÚ and film x3 the ulcerous pwace, +Whiwes rank >_> cowwuption, >_> minying aww :33 within, +x3 Infects ;;w;; unseen. ^w^ Confess >_> youwsewf to xDD heaven; +uWu Wepent UwU what's xDD past; avoid >_> what >_> is to >_< come; +xDD And UwU do nyot ;;w;; spwead x3 the xDD compost on x3 the UwU weeds +;;w;; To >_< make them ÚwÚ wankew. >_< Fowgive ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this x3 my UwU viwtue; +For uWu in x3 the ;;w;; fatnyess of these >_< puwsy times +x3 Viwtue itsewf of :33 vice ^w^ must UwU pawdon ;;w;; beg- +Yea, ^.^ cuwb ÚwÚ and ^.^ woo fow OwO weave to UwU do ^.^ him UwU good. +ÚwÚ Queen. x3 O Hamlet, xDD thou x3 hast uWu cweft x3 my >_< heawt uWu in >_< twain. +xDD Ham. >_< O, ^-^ thwow OwO away x3 the >_> wowsew ÚwÚ pawt of :33 it, +xDD And ^w^ wive x3 the >w< puwew with x3 the othew xDD hawf, +^-^ Good nyight- >_> but OwO go nyot to x3 my ^-^ uncwe's :3 bed. +Assume :3 a virtue, >_> if xDD you uWu have >w< it not. +:33 That monster, ^-^ custom, who aww sense xDD doth eat +Of :3 habits x3 eviw, >_> is ÚwÚ angew yet uWu in uWu this, +:33 That to x3 the use of ;;w;; actions >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good +>w< He >_< wikewise ;;w;; gives :3 a ^.^ fwock ow wivewy, +:33 That uWu aptwy >_> is put :3 on. Refrain OwO to-nyight, +xDD And :3 that UwU shaww xDD wend :3 a uWu kind of easinyess +;;w;; To x3 the :3 nyext x3 abstinyence; x3 the :3 nyext ^.^ mowe ^w^ easy; +For use almost ^.^ can change x3 the stamp of nyatuwe, +xDD And xDD eithew [mastew] x3 the deviw, ow ^-^ thwow ^.^ him x3 out +With wondwous OwO potency. Once >_> mowe, ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; +xDD And when xDD you OwO awe ^.^ desiwous to be ^.^ bwest, +I'll >_> bwessing ÚwÚ beg of :3 you.- For ÚwÚ this same uWu wowd, +UwU I UwU do OwO wepent; >_> but heaven hath pleas'd >w< it >_> so, +;;w;; To punyish ;;w;; me with uWu this, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this with uWu me, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ must be uWu theiw scourge ÚwÚ and minister. +UwU I xDD wiww bestow :3 him, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww answew weww +uWu The :33 death UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him. ^w^ So OwO again, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +UwU I ^w^ must be ^-^ cwuew, >w< onwy to be ;;w;; kind; +^-^ Thus :33 bad x3 begins, ÚwÚ and xDD wowse remains behind. +x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd >_> mowe, ÚwÚ good >_> wady. +ÚwÚ Queen. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? +xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu this, ^.^ by nyo >_< means, :3 that UwU I bid xDD you ^.^ do: +Let x3 the :3 bwoat ^w^ King tempt xDD you again to bed; +xDD Pinch >_< wanton on x3 youw OwO cheek; caww xDD you :33 his >w< mouse; +xDD And wet :3 him, fow :3 a :33 paiw of >_< weechy OwO kisses, +:33 Ow xDD paddwing uWu in x3 youw x3 nyeck with :33 his damn'd ^-^ fingews, +^-^ Make xDD you to wavew aww ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew ^.^ out, +:33 That UwU I ÚwÚ essentiawwy ^w^ am nyot uWu in xDD madnyess, +OwO But ^-^ mad uWu in >w< cwaft. uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good xDD you wet ^.^ him know; +For who ^w^ that's >_> but :3 a queen, faiw, xDD sobew, >_< wise, +Wouwd from :3 a >_< paddock, from :3 a xDD bat, :3 a gib +>w< Such uWu deaw ^w^ concewnyings xDD hide? Who ^.^ wouwd UwU do so? +:3 Nyo, uWu in ;;w;; despite of sense ÚwÚ and >_> secwecy, +uWu Unpeg x3 the ;;w;; basket on x3 the >_> house's ÚwÚ top, +Let x3 the xDD biwds fly, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike x3 the famous >_< ape, +;;w;; To >_> twy ÚwÚ concwusions, uWu in x3 the ;;w;; basket :3 cweep +xDD And bweak x3 youw UwU own x3 nyeck down. +ÚwÚ Queen. ^w^ Be xDD thou UwU assuw'd, >_> if wowds be UwU made of :33 bweath, +xDD And UwU bweath of :3 wife, UwU I uWu have nyo >w< wife to ;;w;; bweathe +>_> What xDD thou x3 hast uWu said to x3 me. +xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ must to x3 Engwand; xDD you ^.^ knyow ^-^ that? +ÚwÚ Queen. xDD Awack, +UwU I xDD had >_> fowgot! 'Tis UwU so ^-^ concwuded :3 on. +xDD Ham. >_> Thewe's x3 wettews ^-^ seaw'd; ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< two UwU schoowfewwows, +;;w;; Whom UwU I xDD wiww :33 twust >_< as UwU I xDD wiww :3 addews :33 fang'd, +^-^ They UwU beaw x3 the :33 mandate; ;;w;; they ^w^ must :33 sweep x3 my uWu way +xDD And UwU mawshaw ;;w;; me to :33 knyavewy. Let >w< it >_> wowk; +For UwU 'tis x3 the spowt to uWu have x3 the ^w^ enginyew +>_< Hoist with :33 his UwU own ^.^ petaw; ÚwÚ and 't UwU shaww OwO go x3 hawd +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww x3 dewve one ^.^ yawd bewow uWu theiw >_< minyes +xDD And ^w^ bwow them uWu at x3 the x3 moon. >_< O, UwU 'tis UwU most x3 sweet +x3 When uWu in one winye >w< two cwafts xDD diwectwy ^.^ meet. +This x3 man UwU shaww uWu set ;;w;; me ÚwÚ packing. +I'll ÚwÚ wug x3 the :33 guts x3 into x3 the OwO nyeighbouw room.- +uWu Mothew, ÚwÚ good x3 nyight.- >w< Indeed, ÚwÚ this counsellor +Is nyow UwU most still, UwU most secret, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ gwave, +Who UwU was uWu in >w< wife :3 a >_< foowish xDD peating knave. +^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, to dwaw toward >w< an >w< end with OwO you. +^-^ Good night, x3 mothew. +;;w;; [Exit x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. x3 Then] uWu Exit Hamlet, ^.^ tugging uWu in +>w< Powonyius. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :3 Queen, with Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. + +;;w;; King. >_> Thewe's ;;w;; mattew uWu in these sighs. ;;w;; These profound heaves +>_> You ^w^ must x3 twanswate; UwU 'tis ;;w;; fit ^.^ we understand OwO them. +Whewe >_> is x3 youw uWu son? +ÚwÚ Queen. Bestow ÚwÚ this :33 pwace on >_> us :3 a xDD wittwe >_> whiwe. +UwU [Exeunt Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and >_< Guiwdenstewn.] +xDD Ah, >_< minye UwU own uWu wowd, >_> what uWu have UwU I :3 seen >_< to-nyight! +;;w;; King. What, ;;w;; Gewtwude? How does >_> Hamwet? +ÚwÚ Queen. Mad >_< as x3 the sea ÚwÚ and wind when both xDD contend +>_< Which >_> is x3 the ;;w;; mightiew. ^w^ In :33 his wawwess ;;w;; fit +UwU Behind x3 the arras hearing ^-^ something ÚwÚ stiw, +xDD Whips x3 out :33 his wapiew, x3 cwies >_> 'A rat, :3 a >_< wat!' +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> bwainyish apprehension :33 kiwws +uWu The unseen ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd man. +;;w;; King. x3 O x3 heavy >w< deed! +^.^ It xDD had :33 been UwU so with us, xDD had ^.^ we :33 been :33 thewe. +ÚwÚ His ^w^ wibewty >_> is full of threats to ;;w;; aww- +;;w;; To xDD you yourself, to us, to every onye. +ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how UwU shaww ÚwÚ this bwoody ^.^ deed be x3 answew'd? +^.^ It xDD wiww be laid to us, x3 whose >w< pwovidence +Should uWu have :33 kept ^.^ showt, ;;w;; westwain'd, ÚwÚ and x3 out of >_> haunt +This ^-^ mad xDD young man. OwO But UwU so much UwU was UwU ouw wuv +We ^.^ wouwd nyot understand >_> what UwU was UwU most >w< fit, +But, ^.^ wike x3 the owner of :3 a fouw ;;w;; disease, +;;w;; To >_< keep >w< it from divulging, wet >w< it >w< feed +Even on x3 the ÚwÚ pith of life. Whewe >_> is ^.^ he gone? +ÚwÚ Queen. ;;w;; To dwaw UwU apawt x3 the >w< body ^.^ he hath >_< kiww'd; +^w^ O'ew ÚwÚ whom :33 his xDD vewy xDD madnyess, ^.^ wike x3 some >_> owe +>_> Among :3 a minyewaw of >_> metaws base, +uWu Shows itsewf pure. >w< He ^.^ weeps fow >_> what >_> is ^-^ donye. +;;w;; King. x3 O >_> Gewtwude, come away! +uWu The sun nyo :33 soonyew UwU shaww x3 the ^-^ mountains :33 touch +OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww ship ^.^ him OwO hence; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe ^.^ deed +We ^w^ must with aww UwU ouw ^.^ majesty ÚwÚ and :3 skiww +UwU Both >_< countenyance ÚwÚ and uWu excuse. >w< Ho, Guiwdenstewn! + +Entew Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. + +Fwiends xDD both, OwO go ^w^ join xDD you with x3 some further OwO aid. +;;w;; Hamwet uWu in ^-^ madnyess hath ^.^ Powonyius x3 swain, +xDD And from :33 his ;;w;; mothew's cwoset hath ^.^ he OwO dwagg'd ^.^ him. +Go >_> seek ^.^ him out; speak faiw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing x3 the >w< body +^.^ Into x3 the OwO chapew. UwU I pray xDD you ^.^ haste uWu in UwU this. +Exeunt >w< [Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guildenstern]. +^.^ Come, >_> Gewtwude, we'll caww x3 up UwU ouw :33 wisest ^w^ fwiends +xDD And wet them ^.^ knyow both >_> what ^.^ we >_> mean to UwU do +xDD And UwU what's untimely ^-^ donye. ^.^ [So haply slander-] +>_< Whose whisper ^-^ o'ew x3 the OwO wowwd's diameter, +;;w;; As ^w^ wevew >_< as x3 the cannon to :33 his blank, +:3 Twanspowts :33 his x3 poisonyed shot- OwO may ;;w;; miss UwU ouw xDD nyame +xDD And ;;w;; hit x3 the >_< woundwess uWu aiw.- >_< O, come away! +OwO My :3 souw >_> is full of ^-^ discowd ÚwÚ and UwU dismay. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A uWu passage uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew x3 Hamwet. + +xDD Ham. :33 Safewy stow'd. +:33 Gentwemen. :3 (within) ^-^ Hamwet! Lord ^-^ Hamwet! +xDD Ham. OwO But xDD soft! >_> What ^w^ nyoise? Who ;;w;; cawws on >_> Hamwet? >_< O, OwO hewe ;;w;; they x3 come. + +Entew Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. + +Wos. >_> What uWu have xDD you :33 donye, x3 my uWu wowd, with x3 the >_< dead ^w^ body? +xDD Ham. uWu Compounded >w< it with :33 dust, ^w^ wheweto UwU 'tis x3 kin. +Wos. Teww >_> us :3 whewe x3 'tis, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may OwO take >w< it thence +xDD And UwU beaw >w< it to x3 the OwO chapew. +xDD Ham. Do nyot ^-^ bewieve :3 it. +Wos. :3 Bewieve UwU what? +xDD Ham. :33 That UwU I ^.^ can >_< keep x3 youw counsew, ÚwÚ and nyot >_< minye own. :33 Besides, to be +ÚwÚ demanded of :3 a ^w^ sponge, >_> what replication >_> shouwd be UwU made ^.^ by x3 the >_< son +of :3 a UwU king? +Wos. ^.^ Take xDD you ;;w;; me fow :3 a ^w^ sponge, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. Ay, siw; :3 that soaks x3 up x3 the >_< King's ^-^ countenyance, :33 his wewawds, +:33 his authorities. OwO But xDD such ^w^ officews UwU do x3 the ^w^ King best OwO sewvice uWu in +x3 the OwO end. >w< He keeps ÚwÚ them, ^.^ wike >w< an >_< ape, uWu in x3 the ^-^ cownyew of :33 his ;;w;; jaw; +xDD fiwst :3 mouth'd, to be >w< wast UwU Swawwowed. x3 When ^.^ he >_< nyeeds >_> what xDD you uWu have +:3 gwean'd, >w< it >_> is >_> but ^.^ squeezing xDD you x3 and, ^w^ sponge, xDD you UwU shaww be xDD dwy +;;w;; again. +Wos. UwU I understand xDD you >_> nyot, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of :3 it. ^-^ A knavish ÚwÚ speech sweeps uWu in :3 a >_< foowish :3 eaw. +Wos. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you ^w^ must tell >_> us :3 whewe x3 the >w< body >_> is ÚwÚ and OwO go with >_> us to +x3 the ;;w;; King. +xDD Ham. uWu The >w< body >_> is with x3 the OwO King, >_> but x3 the ^w^ King >_> is nyot with x3 the body. +uWu The ^w^ King >_> is :3 a xDD thing- +Guil. ^-^ A ÚwÚ thing, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. Of OwO nyothing. Bring ;;w;; me to ^.^ him. >_> Hide ^w^ fox, ÚwÚ and aww >w< aftew. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew ;;w;; King. + +;;w;; King. UwU I uWu have sent to >_> seek ^.^ him ÚwÚ and to find x3 the body. +How uWu dangewous >_> is >w< it :3 that ÚwÚ this x3 man xDD goes UwU woose! +ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ must nyot ^.^ we put x3 the >w< stwong law on ^.^ him. +He's :3 wov'd of x3 the distracted >_< muwtitude, +Who ^.^ wike nyot uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ judgment, >_> but uWu theiw eyes; +xDD And :3 whewe UwU 'tis >_> so, x3 th' xDD offendew's scourge >_> is xDD weigh'd, +OwO But >_< nyevew x3 the OwO offence. ;;w;; To UwU beaw aww x3 smooth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ even, +This ^.^ sudden UwU sending ^.^ him OwO away ^w^ must xDD seem +uWu Dewibewate UwU pause. OwO Diseases despewate grown +^-^ By despewate x3 appwiance OwO awe reliev'd, +:33 Ow nyot uWu at all. + +Entew ^-^ Wosencwantz. + +How nyow x3 O >_> What hath befall'n? +Wos. Whewe x3 the >_< dead >w< body >_> is UwU bestow'd, x3 my uWu wowd, +We ;;w;; cannyot get from ^.^ him. +;;w;; King. OwO But :3 whewe >_> is uWu he? +Wos. >_> Without, x3 my wowd; >w< guawded, to ^.^ knyow x3 youw pleasure. +;;w;; King. Bring ^.^ him >w< befowe >_> us. +Wos. >w< Ho, Guiwdenstewn! Bring uWu in x3 my OwO wowd. + +Entew ;;w;; Hamwet ÚwÚ and ^-^ Guiwdenstewn ^w^ [with >w< Attendants]. + +;;w;; King. >_> Nyow, Hamlet, where's ^.^ Powonyius? +xDD Ham. At x3 suppew. +;;w;; King. At supper? OwO Whewe? +xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ eats, >_> but :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> is >w< eaten. ^-^ A xDD cewtain +convocation of ;;w;; powitic wowms OwO awe ^w^ e'en uWu at ^.^ him. uWu Youw :33 wowm >_> is x3 youw +>w< onwy empewow fow diet. We :33 fat aww ^-^ cweatuwes >_> ewse to :33 fat us, ÚwÚ and +^.^ we :33 fat ouwsewves fow x3 maggots. uWu Youw :33 fat x3 king ÚwÚ and x3 youw lean beggar +>_> is >_> but ^.^ vawiabwe service- >w< two UwU dishes, >_> but to one ;;w;; tabwe. >w< That's x3 the OwO end. -King. ^.^ Awas, awas! -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A man ^-^ may >_< fish with OwO the wowm UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD eat >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and xDD eat ->_> of OwO the >_< fish UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ fed >_> of UwU that ;;w;; wowm. -King. What OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean uWu by uWu this? -ÚwÚ Ham. Nyothing uWu but ^-^ to show you how :3 a ;;w;; king ^-^ may >w< go :3 a ^-^ pwogwess OwO thwough -OwO the ^-^ guts >_> of :3 a :3 beggaw. -King. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 Powonyius? -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In >_< heaven. >_> Send thithew ^-^ to :3 see. >w< If >_> youw :33 messengew find him ^.^ nyot -there, >w< seek him >w< i' th' uWu othew place OwO youwsewf. But :3 indeed, ^-^ if you -find him ^.^ nyot within :3 this ^w^ month, you uWu shaww nyose him as you >w< go OwO up -OwO the stair, OwO into OwO the xDD wobby. -King. uWu Go >w< seek him ^.^ thewe. uWu [To Attendants.] -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww stay ÚwÚ tiww you come. -[Exeunt Attendants.] -King. x3 Hamwet, :3 this deed, uWu fow UwU thinye x3 especiaw ^.^ safety,- -^w^ Which ^-^ we ^-^ do >w< tendew as ^-^ we dearly >w< gwieve ->_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast done,- >w< must ^-^ send ÚwÚ thee x3 hence -x3 With :33 fiewy quickness. OwO Thewefowe :33 pwepawe thysewf. -The bark :3 is ready ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wind at help, -^-^ Th' associates ÚwÚ tend, ÚwÚ and OwO evewything :3 is bent ->_< Fow Engwand. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Fow Engwand? -King. >w< Ay, Hamlet. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Good. -King. ^w^ So :3 is it, ^-^ if :3 thou knew'st ^-^ ouw puwposes. -ÚwÚ Ham. I UwU see :3 a >_> chewub UwU that >_> sees ^.^ them. But xDD come, uWu fow :33 Engwand! -Faweweww, dear mother. -King. x3 Thy :33 woving fathew, Hamlet. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My mothew! Father ÚwÚ and mothew :3 is man ÚwÚ and ^-^ wife; man ÚwÚ and UwU wife :3 is -^-^ onye >_< fwesh; ÚwÚ and so, my mother. ^w^ Come, uWu fow :33 Engwand! -UwU Exit. -King. Follow him at ^-^ foot; >_> tempt him with ÚwÚ speed >_< aboawd. -x3 Deway ^.^ it not; I'll ^.^ have him x3 hence to-nyight. -xDD Away! uWu fow OwO evewything :3 is seal'd ÚwÚ and x3 donye -:33 That ewse >_> weans uWu on th' affair. ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ make UwU haste. ->_< Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and >_> Guiwdenstewn] -And, >_> Engwand, ^-^ if my love :3 thou hold'st at ^-^ aught,- -UwU As my gweat power thereof ^-^ may ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :33 sense, -x3 Since ÚwÚ yet >w< thy cicatrice looks OwO waw ÚwÚ and wed -:33 Aftew OwO the Danish ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and >w< thy free awe -Pays homage ^-^ to :3 us,- :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cowdwy xDD set -Our x3 suvweign UwU pwocess, ;;w;; which impowts at x3 fuww, -By letters >_< congwuing ^-^ to UwU that >_> effect, -The ÚwÚ pwesent death >_> of Hamlet. Do it, England; ->_< Fow >_< wike OwO the UwU hectic in my UwU bwood ^.^ he rages, -And :3 thou >w< must cure >_> me. ;;w;; Tiww I xDD knyow 'tis >_< donye, -^.^ Howe'ew my xDD haps, my >_< joys ;;w;; wewe :33 nye'ew x3 begun. UwU Exit. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -Near xDD Ewsinyowe. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Fowtinbwas with his ;;w;; Awmy xDD uvw OwO the stage. - -Fow. Go, x3 Captain, ^-^ fwom me gweet OwO the Danish xDD king. ->_> Teww him UwU that uWu by his ;;w;; wicense ;;w;; Fowtinbwas ->w< Cwaves OwO the ^.^ conveyance >_> of :3 a OwO pwomis'd mawch -Over his ^.^ kingdom. You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ wendezvous. -^-^ if UwU that his uWu Majesty would >w< aught with >w< us, -We uWu shaww express ^-^ ouw >_> duty in his eye; -And let him xDD knyow ÚwÚ so. -x3 Capt. I uWu wiww UwU do't, my :33 wowd. -Fow. uWu Go softwy x3 on. ->_< Exeunt [aww uWu but OwO the >_> Captain]. - -x3 Entew x3 Hamwet, OwO Wosencwantz, [Guiwdenstewn,] ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. - -ÚwÚ Ham. Good ;;w;; siw, uWu whose >w< powews awe ^w^ these? -x3 Capt. ^.^ They awe >_> of :3 Nyowway, sir. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How puwpos'd, ;;w;; siw, I pray you? -x3 Capt. uWu Against >w< some part >_> of ^.^ Powand. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Who ÚwÚ commands ;;w;; them, sir? -x3 Capt. The nyephew ^-^ to ^.^ owd :3 Nyowway, Fortinbras. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Goes ^.^ it x3 against OwO the x3 main >_> of :3 Powand, ;;w;; siw, -Ow uWu fow >w< some ^.^ fwontiew? -x3 Capt. >_> Twuwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and with nyo addition, -We >w< go ^-^ to >_< gain :3 a wittwe patch >_> of gwound -:33 That ;;w;; hath in ^.^ it nyo >w< pwofit uWu but OwO the >w< nyame. -ÚwÚ To pay five >w< ducats, >_> five, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ fawm xDD it; -Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ it ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to :3 Nyowway ^w^ ow OwO the Powe -OwO A :33 wankew :3 wate, shouwd ^.^ it >w< be :3 sowd in ^.^ fee. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the :33 Powack never uWu wiww ^w^ defend it. -x3 Capt. x3 Yes, ^.^ it :3 is already xDD gawwison'd. -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Two ^w^ thousand souws ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot debate OwO the xDD question >_> of :3 this :33 stwaw. -:3 This :3 is th' >_> imposthume >_> of >w< much wealth ÚwÚ and :3 peace, -:33 That >_< inwawd bweaks, ÚwÚ and >w< shows nyo cause ^-^ without -UwU Why OwO the man OwO dies.- I humbly :3 thank you, sir. -x3 Capt. :3 God OwO b' wi' you, sir. [Exit.] -^-^ Wos. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you ÚwÚ go, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. I'll >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. uWu Go :3 a wittwe >_> befowe. -[Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Hamwet.] -OwO How >w< aww >w< occasions ^-^ do infowm x3 against me -And xDD spuw my :33 duww wevenge! What :3 is :3 a man, ->w< If his >_> chief good ÚwÚ and mawket >_> of his UwU time -Be uWu but ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and >_> feed? OwO A >_> beast, nyo more. ->w< Suwe ^.^ he UwU that :3 made OwO us with such uWu wawge discouwse, -OwO Wooking before ÚwÚ and aftew, >_> gave OwO us ^.^ nyot -:33 That capability ÚwÚ and godwike reason -ÚwÚ To :33 fust in OwO us unus'd. Nyow, whethew ^.^ it >w< be -uWu Bestiaw oblivion, ^w^ ow >w< some ^-^ cwaven scruple -x3 Of >w< thinking xDD too precisely uWu on th' ^w^ event,- -OwO A ^w^ thought which, >_> quawtew'd, ;;w;; hath uWu but ^-^ onye part OwO wisdom -And >w< evew three pawts ÚwÚ cowawd,- I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow -UwU Why ÚwÚ yet I live ^-^ to uWu say >_< 'This thing's ^-^ to ^-^ do,' -;;w;; Sith I ^.^ have ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and wiww, ÚwÚ and UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and :3 means -ÚwÚ To :3 do't. ^.^ Exampwes :3 gwoss as :3 eawth exhowt >_> me. ->_> Witnyess :3 this ;;w;; awmy >_> of such mass ÚwÚ and chawge, -uWu Wed uWu by :3 a delicate ÚwÚ and >w< tendew ^w^ pwince, -uWu Whose ^.^ spiwit, with >_< divinye ambition >_> puff'd, -:3 Makes OwO mouths at OwO the :33 invisibwe UwU event, -xDD Exposing what :3 is x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ and unsuwe -ÚwÚ To >w< aww UwU that OwO fowtunye, >_< death, ÚwÚ and danger dare, ->_< Even uWu fow OwO an >w< eggsheww. Wightwy ^-^ to >w< be gweat -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 stiw ^-^ without gweat ^.^ awgument, -But OwO gweatwy ^-^ to find >_< quawwew in :3 a straw -When honour's at OwO the ^-^ stake. OwO How ^.^ stand I then, -:33 That ^.^ have :3 a fathew OwO kwww'd, :3 a mothew stain'd, -OwO Excitements >_> of my reason ÚwÚ and my blood, -And let >w< aww >w< sweep, >_< whiwe ^-^ to my ÚwÚ shame I UwU see -The imminyent death >_> of twenty ^w^ thousand x3 men -:33 That uWu fow :3 a >_> fantasy ÚwÚ and xDD twick >_> of ÚwÚ fame -uWu Go ^-^ to theiw >_< gwaves >_< wike beds, fight uWu fow :3 a plot -uWu Wheweon OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews cannyot twy OwO the ^-^ cause, -^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot tomb enough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ continyent -ÚwÚ To hide OwO the uWu swain? :33 O, ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time >w< fowth, -UwU My >_> thoughts >w< be bwoody, ^w^ ow >w< be nyothing :3 wowth! UwU Exit. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Scene :3 V. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew xDD Howatio, uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ Gentweman. - -Queen. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak with :3 hew. -:33 Gent. She :3 is ^.^ impowtunyate, >_< indeed >_< distwact. -Her >w< mood uWu wiww ^.^ nyeeds >w< be pitied. -Queen. What would ^.^ she have? -:33 Gent. She ^-^ speaks >w< much >_> of xDD hew uWu fathew; :33 says ^.^ she ÚwÚ heaws -There's tricks >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hems, ÚwÚ and x3 beats xDD hew >_> heawt; ->_< Spuwns uWu enviouswy at straws; ^-^ speaks >w< things in UwU doubt, -:33 That carry uWu but half :33 sense. Her OwO speech :3 is nothing, ->_> Yet OwO the unshaped ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ it doth move -The >w< heawews ^-^ to >_> cowwection; uWu they ^-^ aim at it, -And botch OwO the uWu wowds OwO up x3 fit ^-^ to theiw >_> own xDD thoughts; ->w< Which, as xDD hew winks ÚwÚ and >w< nyods ÚwÚ and gestures ÚwÚ yiewd ;;w;; them, -:3 Indeed would ^-^ make ^-^ onye ÚwÚ think there UwU might >w< be thought, -^-^ Though nyothing ;;w;; suwe, ÚwÚ yet >w< much ;;w;; unhappiwy. -How. 'Twewe good ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe spoken with; uWu fow ^.^ she ^-^ may UwU stwew -Dangewous conjectuwes in ill-breeding minds. -Queen. >_> Wet xDD hew come in. -xDD [Exit ^.^ Gentweman.] -^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To my uWu sick ^w^ souw >w< (as x3 sin's OwO twue ^-^ nyatuwe is) ->_> Each :3 toy uWu seems Prologue ^-^ to >w< some gweat OwO amiss. -^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of xDD awtwess jealousy :3 is UwU guiwt -^w^ It spiwws itsewf in feawing ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ spiwt. - -x3 Entew Ophelia distwacted. - -Oph. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the uWu beauteous uWu Majesty >_> of ÚwÚ Denmawk? -Queen. OwO How nyow, >w< Ophewia? -Oph. >w< (sings) -OwO How shouwd I >_> youw ^w^ twue-wuv xDD knyow -From another ÚwÚ onye? -By his cockle :3 bat >_> and' xDD staff -And his sandaw ;;w;; shoon. - -Queen. ^.^ Awas, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, what impowts :3 this >w< song? -Oph. Say you? ;;w;; Nyay, pray You ^.^ mawk. - -x3 (Sings) ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone, >w< wady, -ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone; -^.^ At his head :3 a grass-green x3 tuwf, -^.^ At his ^.^ heews :3 a >_> stonye. - -:33 O, UwU ho! -Queen. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but Ophewia- -Oph. ;;w;; Pway you ^.^ mawk. - -x3 (Sings) ÚwÚ White his x3 shwoud as OwO the ^.^ mountain snow- - -x3 Entew King. - -Queen. ^.^ Awas, ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; hewe, my wowd! -Oph. x3 (Sings) -Larded >w< aww with ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ fwowews; -^w^ Which bewept ^-^ to OwO the grave >_> did ^.^ nyot >w< go -x3 With ^w^ twue-wuv showers. - -King. OwO How ^-^ do you, pwetty >w< wady? -Oph. Weww, :3 God ^w^ diwd xDD you! ^.^ They uWu say OwO the oww ÚwÚ was :3 a ;;w;; bakew's daughter. -:3 Wowd, ^-^ we xDD knyow what ^-^ we awe, uWu but xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU be. :3 God >w< be at ->_> youw table! -King. ÚwÚ Conceit x3 upon xDD hew father. -Oph. ;;w;; Pway wet's ^.^ have nyo uWu wowds >_> of ^.^ this; uWu but when uWu they ^-^ ask, you what -^.^ it means, uWu say you :33 this: - -x3 (Sings) >w< To-mowwow :3 is x3 Saint xDD Vawentinye's day, -^-^ Aww in OwO the xDD mownying >_< bedtime, -And I :3 a maid at >_> youw window, -ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw Valentine. - -;;w;; Then OwO up ^.^ he wose ÚwÚ and UwU donn'd his ^w^ cwo'es -And dupp'd OwO the ;;w;; chambew doow, ->_> Wet in OwO the ;;w;; maid, UwU that >_< out :3 a maid -uWu Nyevew ^-^ depawted more. - -King. Pretty >w< Ophewia! -Oph. ;;w;; Indeed, wa, ^-^ without OwO an ^-^ oath, I'll ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end on't! - -[Sings] By Gis ÚwÚ and uWu by x3 Saint Chawity, -Awack, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fie uWu fow OwO shame! -Young x3 men uWu wiww do't ^-^ if uWu they come to't -By ^w^ Cock, uWu they awe ^-^ to blame. - ->_> Quoth :33 she, 'Before you tumbwed uWu me, -You OwO pwomis'd me ^-^ to >_> wed.' - -ÚwÚ He answers: - -x3 'So would I xDD 'a' >_< donye, uWu by :33 yondew >_> sun, -An :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to my ;;w;; bed.' - -King. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath ^.^ she >_< been ^.^ thus? -Oph. I >w< hope >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. We >w< must >w< be patient; uWu but I cannyot -OwO choose uWu but weep ^-^ to ÚwÚ think uWu they would uWu way him >w< i' th' x3 cowd ground. -UwU My bwothew uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO so I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw good -x3 counsew. ^w^ Come, my uWu coach! Good night, ladies. Good night, ^w^ sweet -ladies. Good night, good ^-^ nyight. Exit -King. Follow xDD hew ^-^ cwose; ^w^ give xDD hew good xDD watch, I pray you. -xDD [Exit xDD Howatio.] -:33 O, :3 this :3 is OwO the :3 poison >_> of ^-^ deep gwief; ^.^ it spwings -^-^ Aww ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_< fathew's :33 death. :3 O >_< Gewtwude, >_< Gewtwude, -When ;;w;; sowwows xDD come, uWu they come ^.^ nyot >w< singwe >_< spies. -But in battalions! First, xDD hew fathew slain; -OwO Nyext, Your :3 son gone, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU most viowent >_< authow -x3 Of his >_> own ^.^ just remove; OwO the ^w^ peopwe >w< muddied, -;;w;; Thick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ and UwU unwhowesome in theiw >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and whispers ->_< Fow good Powonyius' >_< death, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye uWu but ;;w;; gweenwy -UwU In >_> huggew-muggew ^-^ to ;;w;; intew him; OwO Poow Ophelia -ÚwÚ Divided ^-^ fwom x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and xDD hew :33 faiw-judgment, -Without OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ we awe >_> Pictuwes ^w^ ow mere ÚwÚ beasts; ->w< Wast, ÚwÚ and as such containing as >w< aww :33 these, -Her bwothew :3 is in >w< secwet come ^-^ fwom xDD Fwance; -And ÚwÚ wants ^.^ nyot buzzers ^-^ to ^.^ infect his ear ->w< Feeds uWu on his >_< wondew, ^-^ keep, ^-^ himsewf in ÚwÚ cwouds, -x3 With :3 pestiwent >_< speeches >_> of his >_< fathew's >_< death, -OwO Whewein necessity, >_> of matter beggaw'd, -uWu Wiww nyothing ÚwÚ stick Our person ^-^ to uWu awwaign -UwU In ear ÚwÚ and OwO eaw. :3 O my dear >_< Gewtwude, this, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; muwd'wing ;;w;; piece, in many OwO pwaces ->w< Give, me OwO supewfwuous :33 death. OwO A ^w^ nyoise within. -Queen. Awack, what ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? -King. :3 Whewe awe my :33 Switzews? >_> Wet them guawd OwO the ^w^ doow. - -x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. - -What :3 is OwO the matter? -Mess. ÚwÚ Save Yourself, my uWu wowd: -The :33 ocean, :3 uvwpeewing >_> of his wist, -^w^ Eats ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ fwats with ^-^ mowe :3 impetuous haste ->w< Than Young uWu Waewtes, in :3 a riotous uWu head, -O'erbears Your >_< offices. The rabble caww him ^w^ wowd; -And, as OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ begin, -xDD Antiquity ^w^ fowgot, UwU custom ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyown, -The :33 watifiews ÚwÚ and xDD pwops >_> of every ;;w;; wowd, -^.^ They x3 cwy 'Choose xDD we! OwO Waewtes uWu shaww >w< be king!' -Caps, x3 hands, ÚwÚ and ^.^ tongues ÚwÚ appwaud ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, -OwO 'Waewtes uWu shaww >w< be king! OwO Waewtes king!' -OwO A ^w^ nyoise within. -Queen. OwO How x3 cheewfuwwy uWu on OwO the false ^.^ twaiw uWu they UwU cwy! -:33 O, :3 this :3 is :3 countew, you false Danish OwO dogs! -King. The :33 doows awe x3 bwoke. - -x3 Entew OwO Waewtes with ^.^ othews. - -Waew. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this xDD king?- >w< Siws, xDD staid you >w< aww >_< without. -^.^ Aww. No, wet's come in! -Waew. I pray you ^w^ give me weave. -^.^ Aww. We wiww, ^-^ we ^.^ wiww! -Waew. I :3 thank you. Keep OwO the ^w^ doow. [Exeunt his Followers.] -:3 O :3 thou :3 viwe ^-^ king, ->w< Give me my ^-^ fathew! -Queen. ^-^ Cawmwy, good Laertes. -Waew. :33 That >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood that's UwU cawm proclaims me ;;w;; bastawd; -^.^ Cwies uWu cuckowd ^-^ to my uWu fathew; bwands OwO the hawwot ->_< Even here :3 between OwO the >_< chaste unsmirched uWu bwows -x3 Of my OwO twue mother. -King. What :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, uWu Waewtes, -:33 That >w< thy webewwion looks OwO so giantwike? ->_> Wet him ÚwÚ go, x3 Gewtwude. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson. -There's such divinyity doth :33 hedge :3 a ;;w;; king -:33 That uWu tweason can uWu but UwU peep ^-^ to what ^.^ it ÚwÚ wouwd, ->_< Acts wittwe >_> of his uWu wiww. >_> Teww uWu me, uWu Waewtes, -UwU Why :3 thou art ;;w;; thus incens'd. >_> Wet him ÚwÚ go, x3 Gewtwude. -xDD Speak, xDD man. -Waew. :3 Whewe :3 is my fathew? -King. uWu Dead. -Queen. But ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 him! -King. >_> Wet him >_> demand his fiww. -Waew. OwO How came ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be juggled OwO with: -ÚwÚ To >_< heww, xDD awwegiance! xDD vows, ^-^ to OwO the blackest ^w^ deviw -x3 Conscience ÚwÚ and >w< gwace, ^-^ to OwO the xDD pwofoundest pit! -I dare OwO damnyation. ÚwÚ To :3 this point I ^.^ stand, -:33 That uWu both OwO the UwU wowwd, I ^w^ give ^-^ to nyegwigence, ->_> Wet come what >w< comes; only I'll >w< be reveng'd -uWu Most ^w^ thwoughwy uWu fow my father. -King. OwO Who uWu shaww stay you? -Waew. UwU My wiww, ^.^ nyot >w< aww OwO the world! -And uWu fow my means, I'll xDD husband them OwO so ;;w;; weww -^.^ They uWu shaww >w< go :3 faw with ^-^ wittwe. -King. Good uWu Waewtes, ->w< If you desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; cewtainty -x3 Of >_> youw dear >_< fathew's >_< death, :3 is't :3 wwit in Your wevenge -:33 That >_> swoopstake you uWu wiww dwaw uWu both fwiend ÚwÚ and OwO foe, -^.^ Winnyew ÚwÚ and loser? -Waew. None uWu but his enyemies. -King. uWu Wiww you xDD knyow them ^.^ then? -Waew. ÚwÚ To his good fwiends ;;w;; thus ^-^ wide I'll ;;w;; ope my ÚwÚ awms -And, >_< wike OwO the >w< kind wife-wend'wing xDD pewican, -Repast them with my bwood. -King. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow You speak -;;w;; Wike :3 a good >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue gentleman. -:33 That I x3 am :33 guiwtwess >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's >_< death, -And x3 am UwU most sensibly in >w< gwief uWu fow it, -^w^ It uWu shaww as ^w^ wevew ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ judgment >w< piewce -UwU As :3 day OwO does ^-^ to >_> youw >w< eye. -OwO A ^w^ nyoise within: >w< 'Wet xDD hew come :3 in.' -Waew. OwO How ^w^ nyow? What ^w^ nyoise :3 is ÚwÚ that? - -x3 Entew uWu Ophewia. - -:3 O ÚwÚ heat, OwO dwy OwO up my brains! Tears :3 seven xDD times salt -x3 Buwn >_< out OwO the :33 sense ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue >_> of >_< minye xDD eye! -By UwU heaven, >w< thy UwU madnyess uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid uWu by OwO weight -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ ouw scale xDD tuwn OwO the >_< beam. :3 O wose >_> of May! -UwU Deaw ;;w;; maid, >w< kind ;;w;; sistew, ^w^ sweet >w< Ophewia! -:3 O >_< heavens! :3 is't possibwe :3 a x3 young :33 maid's xDD wits -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be as x3 mowtaw as OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's x3 wife? -:3 Nyatuwe :3 is fine in love, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe 'tis fine, -^w^ It >_> sends >w< some pwecious instance >_> of itsewf -:33 Aftew OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ^w^ wuvs. - -Oph. >w< (sings) -^.^ They ^-^ bowe him :3 bawefac'd uWu on OwO the uWu biew -:33 (Hey nyon nony, nony, x3 hey nony) -And in his grave ^.^ wain'd many :3 a tear. - -Fawe you well, my >w< duv! -Waew. uWu Hadst :3 thou >w< thy wits, ÚwÚ and didst >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ wevenge, -^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot move OwO thus. -Oph. You >w< must sing ^-^ 'A-down >_> a-down, ÚwÚ and you caww him ^.^ a-down-a.' :33 O, -how OwO the ^w^ wheew >_< becomes ^.^ it! ^w^ It :3 is OwO the false ^w^ stewawd, UwU that stole his ->_< mastew's daughter. -Waew. :3 This UwU nyothing's ^-^ mowe than OwO mattew. -Oph. There's ^w^ wosemawy, that's uWu fow remembrance. ;;w;; Pway you, love, -wemembew. And there :3 is :33 pansies, that's uWu fow xDD thoughts. -Waew. OwO A ^w^ document in ÚwÚ madnyess! >_> Thoughts ÚwÚ and wemembwance ^.^ fitted. -Oph. There's :3 fennyew uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cowumbinyes. There's :33 wue uWu fow you, -ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's >w< some uWu fow >_> me. We ^-^ may caww ^.^ it hewb >_> of OwO gwace o' Sundays. -:33 O, you >w< must wear >_> youw :33 wue with :3 a difference! There's :3 a daisy. I -would ^w^ give you >w< some ^w^ viowets, uWu but uWu they ^.^ withew'd >w< aww when my fathew -died. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 made :3 a good OwO end. - -[Sings] >_< Fow OwO bonny ^w^ sweet uWu Wobin :3 is >w< aww my OwO joy. - -Waew. OwO Thought ÚwÚ and ^-^ affwiction, :3 passion, heww itself, -She ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 favouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwettinyess. -Oph. >w< (sings) -And uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ nyot come OwO again? -And uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ nyot come OwO again? -No, no, ^.^ he :3 is >w< dead; -uWu Go ^-^ to >w< thy >w< deathbed; -ÚwÚ He never uWu wiww come again. - -His beard ÚwÚ was as >_> white as snyow, -^-^ Aww flaxen ÚwÚ was his xDD poww. -ÚwÚ He :3 is gone, ^.^ he :3 is gone, -And ^-^ we UwU cast away xDD moan. -:3 God 'a'mercy uWu on his UwU souw! - -And >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ Chwistian souls, I pray God. :3 God OwO b' wi', you. -UwU Exit. -Waew. Do you UwU see this, :3 O ^.^ God? -King. uWu Waewtes, I >w< must :33 communye with >_> youw gwief, -Ow you deny me >_> wight. uWu Go uWu but apawt, -UwU Make UwU choice >_> of xDD whom >_> youw >_< wisest fwiends you wiww, -And uWu they uWu shaww hear ÚwÚ and ;;w;; judge :33 'twixt you ÚwÚ and >_> me. ->w< If uWu by direct ^w^ ow uWu by >_> cowwatewaw hand -^.^ They find OwO us >w< touch'd, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ ouw :3 kingdom >_> give, -Our UwU cwown, ^-^ ouw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^-^ we caww UwU ouws, -ÚwÚ To you in UwU satisfaction; uWu but ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, -Be you ^.^ content ^-^ to lend >_> youw >_< patience ^-^ to >w< us, -And ^-^ we uWu shaww jointwy >_< wabouw with >_> youw ^w^ souw -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ it :3 due ÚwÚ content. -Waew. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be ÚwÚ so. -His :3 means >_> of >_< death, his >_> obscuwe funyewaw- -:3 Nyo twophy, ;;w;; swowd, :3 nyow hatchment o'ew his OwO bonyes, -:3 Nyo x3 nyobwe >_> wite :3 nyow formal >_> ostentation,- -OwO Cwy ^-^ to >w< be heard, as 'twere ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, -:33 That I >w< must ^-^ caww't in :33 question. -King. ^w^ So you shall; -And xDD whewe th' OwO offence :3 is let OwO the gweat axe OwO faww. -I pray you >w< go with >_> me. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Scene VI. -xDD Ewsinyowe. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew :3 Howatio with OwO an ^w^ Attendant. - -How. What awe uWu they UwU that would speak with x3 me? -Sewvant. Seafaring ^-^ men, sir. ^.^ They uWu say uWu they ^.^ have letters uWu fow you. -How. >_> Wet them come in. -xDD [Exit OwO Attendant.] -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ fwom what part >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd -I shouwd >w< be gweeted, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom Wowd Hamlet. - -x3 Entew :33 Saiwows. - ->w< Saiwow. :3 God bless you, sir. -How. >_> Wet him bless ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. ->w< Saiwow. 'A ^-^ shaww, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> him. There's :3 a letter uWu fow you, -sir,- ^.^ it comes ^-^ fwom th' ambassador UwU that ÚwÚ was bound uWu fow xDD Engwand- ^-^ if ->_> youw name >w< be xDD Howatio, as I x3 am let ^-^ to xDD knyow ^.^ it is. -How. x3 (weads OwO the ;;w;; wettew) UwU 'Howatio, when :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have >_> uvwwook'd -this, ^w^ give ^.^ these xDD fewwows >w< some :3 means ^-^ to OwO the King. ^.^ They ^.^ have -letters uWu fow >_> him. Ewe ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe two >_< days ^.^ owd at >_< sea, :3 a >_> piwate >_> of -vewy ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; appointment >_> gave OwO us ^-^ chase. UwU Finding uWu ouwsewves xDD too -uWu swow >_> of >_> saiw, ^-^ we >w< put uWu on :3 a compewwed valour, ÚwÚ and in OwO the >_< gwappwe I -:33 boawded ^.^ them. uWu On OwO the x3 instant uWu they ^w^ got ;;w;; cweaw >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ ship; OwO so I -:3 awonye became theiw xDD pwisonyew. ^.^ They ^.^ have dealt with me >_< wike ;;w;; thieves ->_> of >_> mewcy; uWu but uWu they knew what uWu they OwO did: I x3 am ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a good xDD tuwn uWu fow -^.^ them. >_> Wet OwO the UwU King ^.^ have OwO the letters I ^.^ have >_< sent, ÚwÚ and wepaiw :3 thou -^-^ to me with as >w< much ÚwÚ speed as :3 thou wouldst UwU fwy :33 death. I ^.^ have uWu wowds -^-^ to speak in UwU thinye ear uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee x3 dumb; ÚwÚ yet awe uWu they >w< much xDD too -^.^ wight uWu fow OwO the ^-^ bowe >_> of OwO the OwO mattew. ^.^ These good xDD fewwows uWu wiww bwing -ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe I ÚwÚ am. x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn howd theiw ^-^ couwse -uWu fow Engwand. x3 Of them I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to tell thee. >w< Faweweww. -:33 'He UwU that :3 thou OwO knyowest thinye, xDD HAMWET.' - -^w^ Come, I uWu wiww ^w^ give you uWu way uWu fow ^.^ these >_> youw :3 wettews, -And do't OwO the ÚwÚ speediew UwU that you ^-^ may direct me -ÚwÚ To him ^-^ fwom xDD whom you ^w^ bwought ^.^ them. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Scene :33 VII. -xDD Ewsinyowe. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and Laertes. - -King. Nyow >w< must >_> youw ;;w;; conscience my >_> acquittance seal, -And You >w< must >w< put me in >_> youw OwO heawt uWu fow OwO fwiend, -;;w;; Sith you ^.^ have heard, ÚwÚ and with :3 a ÚwÚ knyowing eaw, -:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath >_> youw x3 nyobwe fathew OwO swain -Puwsued my wife. -Waew. ^w^ It ;;w;; weww ^.^ appeaws. But tell me -UwU Why you proceeded ^.^ nyot x3 against ^.^ these feats -^w^ So ^w^ cwimefuw ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 capitaw in UwU nyatuwe, -UwU As uWu by >_> youw >w< safety, ;;w;; wisdom, >w< aww >w< things ewse, -You mainly ;;w;; wewe stirr'd :33 up. -King. :33 O, uWu fow two speciaw uWu weasons, -^w^ Which ^-^ may ^-^ to you, perhaps, seein >w< much OwO unsinyew'd, -But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to me uWu they awe stwong. The Queen his mothew -Wives ^w^ awmost uWu by his :3 wooks; ÚwÚ and uWu fow mysewf,- -UwU My :3 viwtue ^w^ ow my plague, >w< be ^.^ it ;;w;; eithew :33 which,- -x3 She's OwO so >_< conjunctive ^-^ to my life ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw -That, as OwO the star muvs ^.^ nyot uWu but in his ^w^ sphewe, -I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu but uWu by :3 hew. The uWu othew uWu motive -UwU Why ^-^ to :3 a uWu pubwic ;;w;; count I UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< go -^-^ Is OwO the gweat love OwO the ^w^ genyewaw xDD gendew bear ^w^ him, -Who, UwU dipping >w< aww his faults in theiw affection, -Would, >_< wike OwO the spwing UwU that tuwnyeth >_> wood ^-^ to ^.^ stonye, -xDD Convewt his gives ^-^ to graces; OwO so UwU that my ^.^ awwows, -:3 Too slightly :33 timbew'd uWu fow OwO so loud :3 a wind, -Wouwd ^.^ have ^w^ wevewted ^-^ to my bow uWu again, -And ^.^ nyot xDD whewe I xDD had ^-^ aim'd ^.^ them. -Waew. And OwO so ^.^ have I :3 a x3 nyobwe fathew UwU wost; -OwO A ^-^ sistew >_> dwiven OwO into x3 desp'wate terms, -uWu Whose ^.^ wowth, ^-^ if ^.^ pwaises ^-^ may >w< go xDD back uWu again, -x3 Stood chawwengew uWu on x3 mount >_> of >w< aww OwO the :3 age ->_< Fow xDD hew ^-^ pewfections. But my wevenge uWu wiww come. -King. :33 Bweak ^.^ nyot >_> youw sweeps uWu fow ;;w;; that. You >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think -:33 That ^-^ we awe :3 made >_> of stuff OwO so fwat ÚwÚ and :33 duww -:33 That ^-^ we can let ^-^ ouw beard >w< be shook with danger, -And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it pastime. You :33 showtwy uWu shaww hear more. -I :33 wov'd >_> youw fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we love ^w^ ouwsewf, -And UwU that, I hope, uWu wiww teach you ^-^ to imaginye- - -x3 Entew :3 a Messengew with ^-^ wettews. - -OwO How ^w^ nyow? What x3 nyews? -Mess. ^.^ Wettews, my lord, ^-^ fwom UwU Hamwet: -:3 This ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty; :3 this ^-^ to OwO the Queen. -King. From UwU Hamwet? OwO Who ^w^ bwought >w< them? -Mess. ^w^ Saiwows, my lord, uWu they ^w^ say; I ^-^ saw them not. -^.^ They ;;w;; wewe >w< given me uWu by uWu Cwaudio; ^.^ he receiv'd them -x3 Of him UwU that ^w^ bwought ^.^ them. -King. uWu Waewtes, you uWu shaww hear ^.^ them. -Weave ÚwÚ us. -Exit Messenger. -ÚwÚ [Weads]'High ÚwÚ and Mighty,-You uWu shaww xDD knyow I x3 am xDD set ^.^ nyaked uWu on >_> youw -^.^ kingdom. >w< To-mowwow uWu shaww I UwU beg xDD weave ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw >w< kingwy ^w^ eyes; -when I uWu shaww (fiwst ^.^ asking >_> youw pawdon thereunto) UwU wecount OwO the ->w< occasion >_> of my ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ wetuwn. -'HAMWET.' -What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? uWu Awe >w< aww OwO the west come back? -Ow :3 is ^.^ it >w< some :3 abuse, ÚwÚ and nyo such thing? -Waew. xDD Knyow you OwO the ^.^ hand? -King. ^.^ 'Tis UwU Hamwet's character. uWu 'Nyaked!' -And in :3 a ÚwÚ postscwipt ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ he :33 says 'alone.' -^w^ Can you :33 advise x3 me? -Waew. I x3 am lost in it, my :33 wowd. But let him x3 come! -^w^ It wawms OwO the vewy sicknyess in my OwO heawt -:33 That I uWu shaww live ÚwÚ and tell him ^-^ to his x3 teeth, -x3 'Thus didest OwO thou.' -King. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, OwO Waewtes -UwU (As how shouwd ^.^ it >w< be so? how >_> othewwise?), -uWu Wiww you >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by x3 me? -Waew. ^w^ Ay my lord, -^w^ So you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot o'ewwuwe me ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ peace. -King. ÚwÚ To UwU thinye >_> own ^-^ peace. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be :3 nyow wetuwn'd -UwU As checking at his voyage, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he :3 means -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_< undewtake it, I uWu wiww wowk him -ÚwÚ To expwoit :3 nyow wipe in my OwO device, -^.^ Undew OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but fall; -And uWu fow his death nyo ^.^ wind -But x3 even his mothew uWu shaww >_< unchawge OwO the practice -And caww ^.^ it accident. -Waew. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww >w< be :33 wuw'd; -The ^.^ wathew, ^-^ if you :33 couwd devise ^.^ it OwO so -:33 That I UwU might >w< be OwO the owgan. -King. ^w^ It ^.^ fawws >_> wight. -You ^.^ have >_< been >w< tawk'd >_> of >_< since >_> youw ^w^ twavew xDD much, -And UwU that in UwU Hamwet's xDD heawing, uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; quawity -OwO Whewein uWu they uWu say you uWu shinye, Your >_< sun >_> of pawts -OwO Did ^.^ nyot >_> togethew xDD pwuck such >_< envy ^-^ fwom him -UwU As >_> did UwU that UwU onye; ÚwÚ and UwU that, in my >w< wegawd, -x3 Of OwO the ^w^ unwowthiest ^-^ siege. -Waew. What part :3 is UwU that, my UwU wowd? -King. OwO A vewy OwO wiband in OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of >w< youth- ->_> Yet ^.^ nyeedfuww :33 too; uWu fow xDD youth nyo less >_< becomes -The ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >_> cawewess x3 wivewy UwU that ^.^ it weaws -^w^ Thin ;;w;; settwed :3 age his :33 sabwes ÚwÚ and his xDD weeds, ->w< Impowting OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >_> gwavenyess. >w< Two ^.^ months >_< since -;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of ^w^ Nyowmandy. -I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and sewv'd against, OwO the x3 Fwench, -And uWu they can ;;w;; weww uWu on ÚwÚ howseback; uWu but :3 this x3 gawwant -Had OwO witchcwaft >w< in't. ÚwÚ He ^-^ gwew x3 unto his uWu seat, -And ^-^ to such :3 wondwous UwU doing ^w^ bwought his horse -UwU As xDD had ^.^ he >_< been incowps'd ÚwÚ and demi-nyatuw'd -x3 With OwO the bwave beast. ^w^ So :3 faw ^.^ he :33 topp'd my ^w^ thought -:33 That OwO I, in forgery >_> of >_> shapes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twicks, -Come ^-^ showt >_> of what ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. -Waew. OwO A ^-^ Nyowman was't? -King. OwO A UwU Nyowman. -Waew. :3 Upon my xDD wife, xDD Wamound. -King. The vewy OwO same. -Waew. I xDD knyow him :33 weww. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the bwoach >_< indeed -And gem >_> of >w< aww OwO the :3 nyation. -King. ÚwÚ He :3 made >_< confession >_> of OwO you; -And >_> gave you such :3 a ^.^ mastewwy wepowt ->_< Fow art ÚwÚ and OwO exewcise in >_> youw uWu defence, -And uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; wapiew UwU most >_< especiawwy, -:33 That ^.^ he :3 cwied >_< out 'twouwd >w< be :3 a OwO sight >_< indeed ->w< If ^-^ onye :33 couwd ^-^ match you. The scwimews >_> of theiw >w< nyation -ÚwÚ He :33 swowe xDD had neither ^w^ motion, ^-^ guawd, :3 nyow eye, ->w< If you ;;w;; oppos'd ^.^ them. >_> Siw, :3 this wepowt >_> of his -OwO Did Hamlet OwO so envenyom with his >_< envy -:33 That ^.^ he :33 couwd nyothing ^-^ do uWu but ^w^ wish ÚwÚ and UwU beg -Your ^w^ sudden UwU coming o'ew ^-^ to xDD pway with you. -Nyow, >_< out >_> of this- -Waew. What >_< out >_> of this, my UwU wowd? -King. uWu Waewtes, ÚwÚ was >_> youw fathew dear ^-^ to you? -Ow awe you >_< wike OwO the ^.^ painting >_> of :3 a xDD sowwow, -OwO A ;;w;; face ^-^ without :3 a >_> heawt,' -Waew. UwU Why ÚwÚ ask you uWu this? -King. :3 Nyot UwU that I ÚwÚ think you >_> did ^.^ nyot love >_> youw uWu fathew; -But UwU that I xDD knyow love :3 is begun uWu by UwU time, -And UwU that I >_> see, in x3 passages >_> of proof, -Time qualifies OwO the ^w^ spawk ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe >_> of it. -Thewe ;;w;; wives within OwO the vewy flame >_> of love -OwO A >w< kind >_> of OwO wick ^w^ ow snyuff UwU that uWu wiww abate xDD it; -And nyothing :3 is at :3 a >_< wike xDD goodnyess still; ->_< Fow goodness, ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ to :3 a plurisy, -^.^ Dies in his >_> own OwO too-much. :33 That ^-^ we would uWu do, -We shouwd ^-^ do when ^-^ we wouwd; uWu fow :3 this >_> 'wouwd' changes, -And ;;w;; hath ^-^ abatements ÚwÚ and >_< deways as many -UwU As there awe OwO tongues, awe x3 hands, awe :33 accidents; -And then :3 this ^w^ 'shouwd' :3 is >_< wike :3 a OwO spendthwift >w< sigh, -:33 That hurts uWu by easing. But ^-^ to OwO the uWu quick o' th' ÚwÚ uwcew! -Hamlet comes ^-^ back. What would you >_< undewtake -ÚwÚ To show yourself >_> youw >_< fathew's :3 son in deed -Mowe than in wowds? -Waew. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut his ^w^ thwoat >w< i' th' church! -King. :3 Nyo place >_< indeed shouwd >_> muwthew sanctuarize; -^w^ Wevenge shouwd ^.^ have nyo ÚwÚ bounds. But, good uWu Waewtes, -uWu Wiww you ^-^ do uWu this? Keep :33 cwose within >_> youw ^.^ chambew. -uWu Wiww wetuwn'd uWu shaww xDD knyow you awe come UwU home. ->w< We'ww >w< put uWu on x3 those uWu shaww UwU pwaise >_> youw :33 excewwence -And xDD set :3 a double vawnyish uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ fame -The uWu Fwenchman >_> gave OwO you; bwing you in fine >_> togethew -And uWu wagew uWu on >_> youw xDD heads. >_< He, being ^.^ wemiss, -uWu Most x3 genyewous, ÚwÚ and free ^-^ fwom >w< aww contriving, -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ pewuse OwO the ^w^ foiws; OwO so UwU that with ease, -Ow with :3 a wittwe uWu shuffwing, you ^-^ may OwO choose -OwO A >_< swowd unbated, :3 and, in :3 a xDD pass >_> of pwactice, -Wequite him uWu fow >_> youw father. -Waew. I uWu wiww ;;w;; do't! -And uWu fow UwU that OwO puwpose I'll >w< anyoint my ^w^ swowd. -I bought OwO an unction >_> of :3 a >_< mountebank, -^w^ So x3 mowtaw UwU that, uWu but dip :3 a :33 knyife in it, -:3 Whewe ^.^ it dwaws UwU bwood nyo :33 catapwasm OwO so wawe, -Collected ^-^ fwom >w< aww >_< simpwes UwU that ^.^ have :3 viwtue -^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ moon, can :33 save OwO the xDD thing ^-^ fwom death -:3 This :3 is uWu but scwatch'd :3 withaw. I'll ^.^ touch my point -x3 With :3 this >w< contagion, UwU that, ^-^ if I ^-^ gaww him UwU swightwy, -^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be :33 death. -King. Let's further ÚwÚ think >_> of this, -Weigh what convenience uWu both >_> of UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 means -May x3 fit OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO shape. >w< If :3 this shouwd fall, -And UwU that ^-^ ouw drift ÚwÚ wook OwO thwough ^-^ ouw OwO bad performance. -'Twewe better ^.^ nyot assay'd. OwO Thewefowe :3 this :33 pwoject -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have :3 a xDD back ^w^ ow ^-^ second, UwU that UwU might howd ->w< If :3 this >_> did bwast in proof. Soft! let me :3 see. ->w< We'ww ^-^ make :3 a sowemn uWu wagew uWu on >_> youw cunnyings- -I ^.^ ha't! -When in >_> youw motion you awe ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwy- -UwU As ^-^ make >_> youw xDD bouts ^-^ mowe viowent ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end- -And UwU that ^.^ he calls uWu fow x3 dwink, I'll ^.^ have :33 pwepaw'd him -OwO A chalice uWu fow OwO the ^-^ nyonce; xDD wheweon uWu but sipping, ->w< If ^.^ he uWu by uWu chance escape >_> youw venom'd ^-^ stuck, -Our OwO puwpose ^-^ may howd there.- But ÚwÚ stay, what noise, - -x3 Entew Queen. - -OwO How nyow, ^w^ sweet OwO queen? -Queen. >_< Onye >_> woe doth ÚwÚ twead x3 upon x3 anyothew's ;;w;; heew, -^w^ So fast uWu they OwO fowwow. Your ;;w;; sistew's ÚwÚ dwown'd, Laertes. -Waew. ^w^ Dwown'd! :33 O, whewe? -Queen. Thewe :3 is :3 a wiwwow grows aslant :3 a brook, -:33 That >w< shows his hoaw leaves in OwO the >w< gwassy ^.^ stweam. -Thewe with fantastic x3 gawwands >_> did ^.^ she come -x3 Of ^.^ cwowfwowews, nettles, ^.^ daisies, ÚwÚ and wong puwpwes, -:33 That >_> wibewaw ^.^ shephewds ^w^ give :3 a gwossew uWu nyame, -But ^-^ ouw x3 cowd xDD maids ^-^ do UwU dead xDD men's fingers caww ^.^ them. -Thewe uWu on OwO the pendant x3 boughs xDD hew coronet weeds -Clamb'ring ^-^ to uWu hang, OwO an ÚwÚ envious swivew UwU bwoke, -When ;;w;; down xDD hew >w< weedy >_< twophies ÚwÚ and x3 hewsewf -x3 Feww in OwO the weeping ;;w;; bwook. Her clothes UwU spwead ^-^ wide -And, :33 mewmaid-wike, :3 awhiwe uWu they ^-^ bowe xDD hew up; -^w^ Which UwU time ^.^ she :3 chaunted snyatches >_> of ^.^ owd >w< tunyes, -UwU As ^-^ onye ^-^ incapabwe >_> of xDD hew >_> own >_> distwess, -Ow >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe ÚwÚ nyative ÚwÚ and >w< indued -^.^ Unto UwU that UwU ewement; uWu but wong ^.^ it :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be -;;w;; Tiww UwU that xDD hew x3 gawments, :33 heavy with theiw x3 dwink, -OwO Puww'd OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ wwetch ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO mewodious uWu way -ÚwÚ To >w< muddy :33 death. -Waew. ^.^ Awas, then ^.^ she :3 is drown'd? -Queen. ;;w;; Dwown'd, dwown'd. -Waew. :3 Too >w< much >_> of >w< watew x3 hast thou, UwU poow :3 Ophewia, -And OwO thewefowe I fowbid my teaws; uWu but ÚwÚ yet -^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw trick; ^-^ nyatuwe xDD hew UwU custom >_< howds, ->_> Wet ÚwÚ shame uWu say what ^.^ it uWu wiww. When ^.^ these awe gone, -The ^-^ woman uWu wiww >w< be >_< out. Adieu, my :33 wowd. -I ^.^ have :3 a OwO speech >_> of fire, UwU that fain would ^-^ bwaze -But UwU that :3 this ^.^ fowwy uWu douts it. UwU Exit. -King. Let's x3 fowwow, x3 Gewtwude. -OwO How >w< much I xDD had ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ to UwU cawm his ;;w;; wage I -Nyow ;;w;; feaw I :3 this uWu wiww ^w^ give ^.^ it start ÚwÚ again; -OwO Thewefowe wet's OwO fowwow. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A chuwchyawd. - -x3 Entew two Clowns, [with ^-^ spades ÚwÚ and >w< pickaxes]. - -Cwown. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^-^ to >w< be buwied in ÚwÚ Chwistian burial when ^.^ she >_> wiwfuwwy -UwU seeks xDD hew >_> own salvation? ->_< Othew. I tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ she >_> is; OwO thewefowe ^-^ make xDD hew grave ÚwÚ stwaight. -The ÚwÚ cwownyew ;;w;; hath :3 sate uWu on UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds ^.^ it ÚwÚ Chwistian buwiaw. -Cwown. OwO How can UwU that ^.^ be, unwess ^.^ she ÚwÚ dwown'd x3 hewsewf in xDD hew >_> own -defence? ->_< Othew. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ;;w;; found ÚwÚ so. -Cwown. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be UwU se >_> offendendo; ^.^ it cannyot >w< be >w< ewse. >_< Fow here :3 wies -OwO the >w< point: ^-^ if I drown ^-^ mysewf ^w^ wittingwy, ^.^ it :33 awgues OwO an ÚwÚ act; ÚwÚ and OwO an -^.^ act ;;w;; hath three x3 bwanches-it :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ act, ^-^ to uWu do, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to perform; -x3 awgaw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ dwown'd x3 hewsewf >w< wittingwy. ->_< Othew. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear you, Goodman Delver! -Cwown. >w< Give me weave. ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies OwO the water; :33 good. ;;w;; Hewe ^-^ stands OwO the ->w< man; :33 good. >w< If OwO the man >w< go ^-^ to :3 this >w< watew ÚwÚ and drown himself, ^.^ it ;;w;; is, -uWu wiww ^.^ he nyiww >_< he, ^.^ he ;;w;; goes- mark you ;;w;; that. But ^-^ if OwO the >w< watew come ^-^ to -him ÚwÚ and drown ^w^ him, ^.^ he drowns ^.^ nyot :3 himsewf. :33 Awgaw, ^.^ he UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot -OwO guiwty >_> of his >_> own death UwU showtens ^.^ nyot his >_> own wife. ->_< Othew. But :3 is :3 this ÚwÚ waw? -Cwown. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ^w^ is't- x3 cwownyew's x3 quest waw. ->_< Othew. uWu Wiww you UwU ha' OwO the >w< twuth >_< an't? >w< If :3 this xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 a -^-^ gentwewoman, ^.^ she shouwd ^.^ have >_< been buwied >_< out o' ÚwÚ Chwistian buwiaw. -Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, there :3 thou ^w^ say'st! And OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity UwU that gweat folk -shouwd ^.^ have count'nyance in :3 this x3 wowwd ^-^ to drown ^w^ ow >_> hang themsewves -^-^ mowe than theiw :3 even-Chwisten. ^w^ Come, my spade! Thewe :3 is nyo -ÚwÚ ancient gentlemen uWu but ^-^ gawd'nyews, >_> ditchews, ÚwÚ and OwO gwave-makews. ^.^ They -howd OwO up uWu Adam's :33 pwofession. ->_< Othew. >_> Was ^.^ he :3 a gentweman? -Cwown. 'A ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew ^-^ bowe arms. ->_< Othew. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he xDD had none. -Cwown. >_> What, art :3 a heathen? OwO How OwO dost :3 thou undewstand OwO the ÚwÚ Scwiptuwe? -The >_> Scwiptuwe :33 says :33 Adam digg'd. Could ^.^ he :3 dig ^-^ without >w< awms? I'll ->w< put another xDD question ^-^ to thee. >w< If :3 thou answerest me ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the ->_< puwpose, x3 confess ^w^ thysewf- ->_< Othew. uWu Go to! -Cwown. What :3 is ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ buiwds stronger than ;;w;; eithew OwO the :3 mason, OwO the ->_< shipwwight, ^w^ ow OwO the x3 cawpentew? ->_< Othew. The gallows-maker; uWu fow UwU that fwame outlives :3 a ^w^ thousand +;;w;; King. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ awas! +xDD Ham. ^-^ A x3 man OwO may :33 fish with x3 the :33 wowm :3 that hath eat of :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and eat +of x3 the :33 fish :3 that hath ÚwÚ fed of :3 that ÚwÚ wowm. +;;w;; King. >_> What dost xDD thou >_> mean ^.^ by :3 this? +xDD Ham. Nyothing >_> but to x3 show xDD you >w< how :3 a x3 king OwO may OwO go :3 a ^w^ pwogwess ^w^ thwough +x3 the :33 guts of :3 a x3 beggaw. +;;w;; King. Whewe >_> is ^.^ Powonyius? +xDD Ham. ^w^ In UwU heaven. >_< Send uWu thithew to ^-^ see. ;;w;; If x3 youw :3 messengew find ^.^ him nyot +thewe, >_> seek ^.^ him :33 i' x3 th' othew :33 pwace OwO youwsewf. OwO But :33 indeed, >_> if xDD you +find ^.^ him nyot within ÚwÚ this ;;w;; month, xDD you UwU shaww x3 nyose ^.^ him >_< as xDD you OwO go x3 up +x3 the ^-^ staiw, x3 into x3 the wobby. +;;w;; King. Go >_> seek ^.^ him :33 thewe. :33 [To ^.^ Attendants.] +xDD Ham. >w< He xDD wiww xDD stay >w< tiww xDD you x3 come. +UwU [Exeunt ^.^ Attendants.] +;;w;; King. Hamlet, ÚwÚ this OwO deed, fow ^.^ thinye ^-^ especiaw x3 safety,- +>_< Which ^.^ we UwU do xDD tendew >_< as ^.^ we ÚwÚ deawwy UwU gwieve +For :3 that which xDD thou x3 hast >_< donye,- ^w^ must >_> send uWu thee >w< hence +With fiery :3 quicknyess. Therefore >_> pwepawe thysewf. +uWu The >_< bawk >_> is ready ÚwÚ and x3 the wind uWu at hewp, +xDD Th' UwU associates ÚwÚ tend, ÚwÚ and evewything >_> is UwU bent +For ^w^ Engwand. +xDD Ham. For Engwand? +;;w;; King. Ay, x3 Hamwet. +xDD Ham. ^-^ Good. +;;w;; King. ^w^ So >_> is :33 it, >_> if xDD thou x3 knyew'st UwU ouw purposes. +xDD Ham. UwU I >_> see :3 a >_> chewub :3 that sees OwO them. OwO But come, fow England! +UwU Faweweww, uWu deaw x3 mothew. +;;w;; King. x3 Thy >w< woving ÚwÚ fathew, x3 Hamwet. +xDD Ham. OwO My mothew! Fathew ÚwÚ and mothew >_> is x3 man ÚwÚ and :33 wife; x3 man ÚwÚ and >w< wife >_> is +one flesh; ÚwÚ and >_> so, x3 my x3 mothew. ^.^ Come, fow England! +ÚwÚ Exit. +;;w;; King. Follow ^.^ him uWu at >w< foot; tempt ^.^ him with ^w^ speed UwU aboawd. +^-^ Deway >w< it x3 nyot; I'll uWu have ^.^ him >w< hence to-night. +>_> Away! fow evewything >_> is OwO seaw'd ÚwÚ and donye +:33 That >_> ewse weans on x3 th' ÚwÚ affaiw. >_> Pway xDD you >_< make ^.^ haste. +Exeunt Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and xDD Guiwdenstewn] +^.^ And, England, >_> if x3 my wuv xDD thou ;;w;; howd'st uWu at ^w^ aught,- +;;w;; As x3 my great powew thereof OwO may UwU give uWu thee sense, +Since yet >w< thy cicatrice :33 wooks >w< waw ÚwÚ and red +>w< Aftew x3 the OwO Danyish uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and >w< thy fwee OwO awe +UwU Pays UwU homage to :3 us,- xDD thou uWu mayst nyot coldly uWu set +Our suvweign pwocess, which imports uWu at >_> fuww, +^-^ By x3 wettews congwuing to :3 that xDD effect, +uWu The xDD pwesent :33 death of x3 Hamwet. Do :33 it, x3 Engwand; +For ^.^ wike x3 the hectic uWu in x3 my :3 bwood ^.^ he ^w^ wages, +xDD And xDD thou ^w^ must >w< cuwe x3 me. Tiww UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis :33 donye, +Howe'er x3 my ÚwÚ haps, x3 my joys :3 wewe ^w^ nye'ew xDD begun. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +Scene :33 IV. +Near OwO Ewsinyowe. + +Entew Fortinbras with :33 his :33 Awmy uvw x3 the stage. + +Fow. ^w^ Go, xDD Captain, from ;;w;; me x3 gweet x3 the OwO Danyish king. +Teww ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ by :33 his x3 wicense Fortinbras +Cwaves x3 the :33 conveyance of :3 a pwomis'd :33 mawch +Over :33 his >_> kingdom. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the >w< wendezvous. +>_> if :3 that :33 his ;;w;; Majesty ^.^ wouwd ^.^ aught with us, +We UwU shaww express UwU ouw >_> duty uWu in :33 his >_< eye; +xDD And wet ^.^ him ^.^ knyow :3 so. +uWu Capt. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; do't, x3 my OwO wowd. +Fow. Go softly :3 on. +Exeunt [all >_> but x3 the :3 Captain]. + +Entew Hamlet, Wosencwantz, ^w^ [Guiwdenstewn,] ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. + +xDD Ham. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, x3 whose ÚwÚ powews OwO awe xDD these? +uWu Capt. ^-^ They OwO awe of x3 Nyowway, sir. +xDD Ham. How ;;w;; puwpos'd, ^w^ siw, UwU I pray you? +uWu Capt. ^w^ Against x3 some ÚwÚ pawt of ^w^ Powand. +xDD Ham. Who ;;w;; commands ÚwÚ them, UwU siw? +uWu Capt. uWu The nephew to ;;w;; owd x3 Nyowway, Fowtinbwas. +xDD Ham. x3 Goes >w< it OwO against x3 the :33 main of uWu Powand, ^w^ siw, +:33 Ow fow x3 some frontier? +uWu Capt. Truly to :3 speak, ÚwÚ and with nyo addition, +We OwO go to ^.^ gain :3 a xDD wittwe patch of x3 gwound +:33 That hath uWu in >w< it nyo pwofit >_> but x3 the nyame. +;;w;; To x3 pay five OwO ducats, ÚwÚ five, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; fawm uWu it; +x3 Nyow xDD wiww >w< it yield to ^w^ Nyowway ow x3 the uWu Powe +^-^ A >_> wankew rate, >_> shouwd >w< it be sold uWu in fee. +xDD Ham. Why, xDD then x3 the xDD Powack >_< nyevew xDD wiww ;;w;; defend :3 it. +uWu Capt. Yes, >w< it >_> is xDD awweady >_> gawwison'd. +xDD Ham. Two thousand >w< souws ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty thousand ;;w;; ducats +Will nyot debate x3 the ;;w;; question of ÚwÚ this stwaw. +This >_> is x3 th' imposthume of much weawth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ peace, +:33 That inward bweaks, ÚwÚ and >_< shows nyo cause ^-^ without +Why x3 the x3 man dies.- UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank UwU you, sir. +uWu Capt. ^w^ God ^-^ b' ÚwÚ wi' UwU you, sir. ^-^ [Exit.] +Wos. Will't uWu pwease xDD you x3 go, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. I'll be with xDD you stwaight. Go :3 a xDD wittwe befowe. +UwU [Exeunt aww >_> but ÚwÚ Hamwet.] +How aww ÚwÚ occasions UwU do infowm OwO against ;;w;; me +xDD And ^w^ spuw x3 my dull wevenge! >_> What >_> is :3 a ^w^ man, +;;w;; If :33 his uWu chief ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and xDD mawket of :33 his time +^w^ Be >_> but to :33 sweep ÚwÚ and feed? ^-^ A ^.^ beast, nyo more. +Sure ^.^ he :3 that UwU made >_> us with xDD such large discouwse, +^w^ Wooking >w< befowe ÚwÚ and after, uWu gave >_> us nyot +:33 That xDD capabiwity ÚwÚ and godlike reason +;;w;; To x3 fust uWu in >_> us x3 unyus'd. >_> Nyow, >w< whethew >w< it be +Bestial >_> obwivion, ow x3 some ^.^ cwaven :33 scwupwe +Of uWu thinking ^w^ too ^-^ pwecisewy on x3 th' xDD event,- +^-^ A xDD thought ^w^ which, quarter'd, hath >_> but one ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ wisdom +xDD And OwO evew >w< thwee parts >_< cowawd,- UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow +Why yet UwU I ^w^ wive to >_> say 'This ^w^ thing's to OwO do,' +Sith UwU I uWu have >_< cause, ÚwÚ and :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and >_< stwength, ÚwÚ and means +;;w;; To >_< do't. Examples gwoss >_< as ^.^ eawth exhowt x3 me. +Witness ÚwÚ this ^.^ awmy of xDD such :3 mass ÚwÚ and charge, +UwU Wed ^.^ by :3 a xDD dewicate ÚwÚ and xDD tendew >_< pwince, +>_< Whose ^-^ spiwit, with divine ^-^ ambition xDD puff'd, +:3 Makes mouths uWu at x3 the invisible uWu event, +ÚwÚ Exposing >_> what >_> is >w< mowtaw ÚwÚ and unsuwe +;;w;; To aww :3 that fowtunye, UwU death, ÚwÚ and danger x3 dawe, +Even fow >w< an :3 eggsheww. xDD Wightwy to be great +Is nyot to stir ^-^ without great :33 awgument, +OwO But OwO gweatwy to find ^-^ quawwew uWu in :3 a >w< stwaw +x3 When x3 honyouw's uWu at x3 the >_< stake. How stand UwU I >w< then, +:33 That uWu have :3 a >w< fathew >_< kwww'd, :3 a mothew :33 stain'd, +:33 Excitements of x3 my reason ÚwÚ and x3 my bwood, +xDD And wet aww sweep, OwO whiwe to x3 my ^-^ shame UwU I >_> see +uWu The imminyent :33 death of ÚwÚ twenty thousand ;;w;; men +:33 That fow :3 a fantasy ÚwÚ and twick of fame +Go to uWu theiw gwaves ^.^ wike :3 beds, >w< fight fow :3 a :3 pwot +Wheweon x3 the xDD nyumbews ;;w;; cannyot >_> twy x3 the >_< cause, +>_< Which >_> is nyot tomb enough ÚwÚ and continyent +;;w;; To hide x3 the slain? >_< O, from ÚwÚ this time ^-^ fowth, +OwO My >_< thoughts be x3 bwoody, ow be >_< nyothing :33 wowth! ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +Scene V. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew uWu Howatio, :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ Gentweman. + +ÚwÚ Queen. UwU I xDD wiww nyot speak with her. +>_> Gent. :33 She >_> is importunate, ÚwÚ indeed x3 distwact. +:3 Hew ^w^ mood xDD wiww >_< nyeeds be >_> pitied. +ÚwÚ Queen. >_> What ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she have? +>_> Gent. :33 She xDD speaks much of her father; ;;w;; says ^.^ she x3 heaws +>_> Thewe's tricks :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hems, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beats her heawt; +:33 Spuwns enviously uWu at straws; xDD speaks ^.^ things uWu in doubt, +:33 That carry >_> but half ÚwÚ sense. :3 Hew ÚwÚ speech >_> is uWu nyothing, +ÚwÚ Yet x3 the >_< unshaped use of >w< it xDD doth move +uWu The ÚwÚ heawews to cowwection; ;;w;; they aim uWu at :33 it, +xDD And x3 botch x3 the wowds x3 up ;;w;; fit to uWu theiw UwU own thoughts; +>_< Which, >_< as her winks ÚwÚ and uWu nyods ÚwÚ and >_< gestuwes yield ÚwÚ them, +:33 Indeed ^.^ wouwd >_< make one think there ^w^ might be ^-^ thought, +;;w;; Though >_< nyothing x3 suwe, yet much unhappily. +>_< How. uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good ^.^ she :3 wewe >w< spoken x3 with; fow ^.^ she OwO may strew +^w^ Dangewous conjectures uWu in :33 iww-bweeding UwU minds. +ÚwÚ Queen. Let her come ^.^ in. +;;w;; [Exit >_> Gentweman.] +:3 [Aside] ;;w;; To x3 my >w< sick :3 souw >_< (as xDD sin's true ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD is) +x3 Each uWu toy ;;w;; seems Prologue to x3 some great ;;w;; amiss. +^w^ So full of :33 awtwess ^.^ jeawousy >_> is guilt +^.^ It spills itsewf uWu in feawing to be spiwt. + +Entew x3 Ophewia distracted. + +:33 Oph. Whewe >_> is x3 the beauteous ;;w;; Majesty of Denmawk? +ÚwÚ Queen. How now, :3 Ophewia? +:33 Oph. uWu (sings) +How >_> shouwd UwU I x3 youw :3 twue-wuv ^.^ knyow +Fwom anyothew onye? +^-^ By :33 his :33 cockwe ;;w;; bat uWu and' uWu staff +xDD And :33 his sandal shoon. + +ÚwÚ Queen. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 sweet UwU wady, >_> what imports ÚwÚ this ;;w;; song? +:33 Oph. x3 Say you? Nyay, pray >_> You >w< mawk. + +(Sings) >w< He >_> is >_< dead ÚwÚ and >w< gonye, UwU wady, +>w< He >_> is >_< dead ÚwÚ and xDD gonye; +At :33 his >_> head :3 a grass-green tuwf, +At :33 his heels :3 a uWu stonye. + +>_< O, ho! +ÚwÚ Queen. Nyay, >_> but Ophewia- +:33 Oph. >_> Pway xDD you >w< mawk. + +(Sings) ^-^ White :33 his shroud >_< as x3 the OwO mountain snow- + +Entew ;;w;; King. + +ÚwÚ Queen. ÚwÚ Awas, wook UwU hewe, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +:33 Oph. (Sings) +Wawded aww with x3 sweet >_> fwowews; +>_< Which ^w^ bewept to x3 the :3 gwave uWu did nyot OwO go +With :3 twue-wuv UwU showews. + +;;w;; King. How UwU do UwU you, OwO pwetty x3 wady? +:33 Oph. xDD Weww, ^w^ God ;;w;; diwd you! ^-^ They >_> say x3 the owl UwU was :3 a >w< bakew's >w< daughtew. +Wowd, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ we awe, >_> but ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ^.^ we OwO may >w< be. ^w^ God be uWu at +x3 youw tabwe! +;;w;; King. Conceit ;;w;; upon her :33 fathew. +:33 Oph. >_> Pway >_> wet's uWu have nyo wowds of >_< this; >_> but when ;;w;; they >_< ask, xDD you >_> what +>w< it >_< means, >_> say xDD you :33 this: + +(Sings) >_< To-mowwow >_> is Saint UwU Vawentinye's ^-^ day, +All uWu in x3 the mownying bedtime, +xDD And UwU I :3 a >_< maid uWu at x3 youw >_< window, +;;w;; To be x3 youw x3 Vawentinye. + +UwU Then x3 up ^.^ he wose ÚwÚ and donn'd :33 his ^-^ cwo'es +xDD And >_> dupp'd x3 the x3 chambew door, +Let uWu in x3 the ;;w;; maid, :3 that x3 out :3 a >_< maid +xDD Nyevew ^.^ depawted more. + +;;w;; King. x3 Pwetty Ophewia! +:33 Oph. >w< Indeed, la, ^-^ without >w< an ;;w;; oath, I'll >_< make >w< an >w< end x3 on't! + +OwO [Sings] ^-^ By :33 Gis ÚwÚ and ^.^ by Saint Charity, +xDD Awack, ÚwÚ and fie fow x3 shame! +Young ;;w;; men xDD wiww do't >_> if ;;w;; they come uWu to't +^-^ By Cock, ;;w;; they OwO awe to blame. + +Quoth uWu she, :3 'Befowe xDD you >_> tumbwed uWu me, +>_> You pwomis'd ;;w;; me to x3 wed.' + +>w< He answers: + +x3 'So ^.^ wouwd UwU I >_> 'a' :33 donye, ^.^ by yonder sun, +^-^ An xDD thou >w< hadst nyot come to x3 my bed.' + +;;w;; King. How ^-^ wong hath ^.^ she :33 been >_< thus? +:33 Oph. UwU I UwU hope aww xDD wiww be well. We ^w^ must be UwU patient; >_> but UwU I ;;w;; cannyot +choose >_> but xDD weep to think ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu way ^.^ him :33 i' x3 th' UwU cowd :33 gwound. +OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew UwU shaww ^.^ knyow of uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good +:3 counsew. ^.^ Come, x3 my ÚwÚ coach! ^-^ Good night, wadies. ^-^ Good night, x3 sweet +wadies. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. uWu Exit +;;w;; King. Follow her close; UwU give her ÚwÚ good >w< watch, UwU I pray OwO you. +;;w;; [Exit Horatio.] +>_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the x3 poison of >_> deep gwief; >w< it springs +All from her father's death. x3 O >_> Gewtwude, >_> Gewtwude, +x3 When ^w^ sowwows come, ;;w;; they come nyot :3 singwe ÚwÚ spies. +OwO But uWu in battalions! ^.^ Fiwst, her >w< fathew slain; +uWu Nyext, uWu Youw >_< son >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU most :3 viowent ÚwÚ authow +Of :33 his UwU own >w< just :3 wemuv; x3 the OwO peopwe muddied, +^-^ Thick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ and ^.^ unwhowesome uWu in uWu theiw >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and :3 whispews +For ÚwÚ good >_< Powonyius' UwU death, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we uWu have donye >_> but greenly +^w^ In huggew-muggew to >_> intew him; OwO Poow x3 Ophewia +>_< Divided from herself ÚwÚ and her fair-judgment, +Without x3 the which ^.^ we OwO awe :3 Pictuwes ow mere ÚwÚ beasts; +ÚwÚ Wast, ÚwÚ and >_< as xDD such xDD containying >_< as aww OwO these, +:3 Hew ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is uWu in secret come from Fwance; +xDD And wants nyot buzzews to ÚwÚ infect :33 his ear +>_< Feeds on :33 his OwO wondew, uWu keep, >_< himsewf uWu in >_> cwouds, +With pestilent uWu speeches of :33 his father's UwU death, +^-^ Whewein necessity, of ;;w;; mattew :3 beggaw'd, +Will >_< nyothing OwO stick Our ÚwÚ pewson to arraign +^w^ In ear ÚwÚ and :3 eaw. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw >_> Gewtwude, uWu this, +Wike to :3 a uWu muwd'wing >_< piece, uWu in UwU many pwaces +Give, ;;w;; me supewfwuous death. ^-^ A noise x3 within. +ÚwÚ Queen. xDD Awack, >_> what noise >_> is :3 this? +;;w;; King. Whewe OwO awe x3 my uWu Switzews? Let them xDD guawd x3 the UwU doow. + +Entew :3 a Messengew. + +>_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? +:33 Mess. :3 Save >_< Youwsewf, x3 my wowd: +uWu The ;;w;; ocean, overpeering of :33 his wist, +UwU Eats nyot x3 the >w< fwats with ^.^ mowe ;;w;; impetuous ^.^ haste +Than Young Waewtes, uWu in :3 a riotous head, +^.^ O'ewbeaws uWu Youw x3 offices. uWu The rabble caww ^.^ him wowd; +^.^ And, >_< as x3 the wowwd :3 wewe nyow >_> but to :3 begin, +:33 Antiquity >w< fowgot, ;;w;; custom nyot ^-^ knyown, +uWu The ^.^ watifiews ÚwÚ and x3 pwops of every word, +^-^ They cwy >w< 'Choose ^-^ we! Waewtes UwU shaww be ÚwÚ king!' +UwU Caps, ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and tongues appwaud >w< it to x3 the >_> cwouds, +^.^ 'Waewtes UwU shaww be x3 king! Waewtes ÚwÚ king!' +^-^ A noise x3 within. +ÚwÚ Queen. How cheerfully on x3 the UwU fawse trail ;;w;; they cwy! +>_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is countew, xDD you UwU fawse OwO Danyish x3 dogs! +;;w;; King. uWu The x3 doows OwO awe >_< bwoke. + +Entew Waewtes with ÚwÚ othews. + +Waew. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ king?- uWu Siws, staid xDD you aww uWu without. +All. :3 Nyo, >_> wet's come :3 in! +Waew. UwU I pray xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. +All. We :33 wiww, ^.^ we will! +Waew. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. ^w^ Keep x3 the UwU doow. UwU [Exeunt :33 his Fowwowews.] +x3 O xDD thou ^-^ viwe OwO king, +Give ;;w;; me x3 my ;;w;; fathew! +ÚwÚ Queen. Calmly, ÚwÚ good x3 Waewtes. +Waew. :33 That >_< dwop of :3 bwood ^w^ that's ÚwÚ cawm proclaims ;;w;; me bastawd; +>w< Cwies cuckold to x3 my father; >_> bwands x3 the hawwot +Even OwO hewe ^-^ between x3 the >w< chaste unsmiwched ^w^ bwows +Of x3 my true x3 mothew. +;;w;; King. >_> What >_> is x3 the >_< cause, Waewtes, +:33 That >w< thy ;;w;; webewwion :33 wooks UwU so x3 giantwike? +Let ^.^ him x3 go, x3 Gewtwude. Do nyot feaw UwU ouw person. +>_> Thewe's xDD such >w< divinyity xDD doth ^-^ hedge :3 a x3 king +:33 That UwU tweason ^.^ can >_> but xDD peep to >_> what >w< it :3 wouwd, +uWu Acts xDD wittwe of :33 his :33 wiww. Teww uWu me, Waewtes, +Why xDD thou awt OwO thus :3 incens'd. Let ^.^ him x3 go, x3 Gewtwude. +ÚwÚ Speak, man. +Waew. Whewe >_> is x3 my father? +;;w;; King. ^.^ Dead. +ÚwÚ Queen. OwO But nyot ^.^ by x3 him! +;;w;; King. Let ^.^ him ;;w;; demand :33 his x3 fiww. +Waew. How ^-^ came ^.^ he dead? I'll nyot be >_< juggwed with: +;;w;; To >_> heww, ^-^ awwegiance! ^w^ vows, to x3 the bwackest ^.^ deviw +;;w;; Conscience ÚwÚ and gwace, to x3 the :3 pwofoundest pit! +UwU I dawe xDD damnyation. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this :33 point UwU I x3 stand, +:33 That both x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU I UwU give to >_> nyegwigence, +Let come >_> what ;;w;; comes; >w< onwy I'll be ^w^ weveng'd +:3 Most throughly fow x3 my :33 fathew. +;;w;; King. Who UwU shaww xDD stay you? +Waew. OwO My :33 wiww, nyot aww x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! +xDD And fow x3 my >_< means, I'll :33 husband them UwU so weww +^-^ They UwU shaww OwO go uWu faw with ^.^ wittwe. +;;w;; King. ^-^ Good Waewtes, +;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ knyow x3 the cewtainty +Of x3 youw uWu deaw father's UwU death, :3 is't ^-^ wwit uWu in uWu Youw xDD wevenge +:33 That >_> swoopstake xDD you xDD wiww dwaw both :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and x3 foe, +:33 Winnyew ÚwÚ and >w< wosew? +Waew. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but :33 his enemies. +;;w;; King. Will xDD you ^.^ knyow them ^w^ then? +Waew. ;;w;; To :33 his ÚwÚ good ^w^ fwiends OwO thus uWu wide I'll ^w^ ope x3 my :3 awms +^.^ And, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu kind life-rend'ring uWu pewican, +^.^ Wepast them with x3 my blood. +;;w;; King. Why, nyow >_> You speak +Wike :3 a ÚwÚ good chiwd ÚwÚ and :3 a true :3 gentweman. +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; guiwtwess of x3 youw father's UwU death, +xDD And ^w^ am UwU most ^-^ sensibwy uWu in grief fow :33 it, +^.^ It UwU shaww >_< as ^w^ wevew to x3 youw ^w^ judgment xDD piewce +;;w;; As day does to x3 youw :33 eye. +^-^ A noise within: ^w^ 'Wet her come in.' +Waew. How ^.^ nyow? >_> What noise >_> is ^-^ that? + +Entew UwU Ophewia. + +x3 O ^.^ heat, xDD dwy x3 up x3 my OwO bwains! Tears ÚwÚ seven times ^-^ sawt +Burn x3 out x3 the sense ÚwÚ and viwtue of >_< minye OwO eye! +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, >w< thy ^-^ madnyess UwU shaww be paid ^.^ by >_> weight +Tiww UwU ouw scale turn x3 the ;;w;; beam. x3 O wose of May! +>_< Deaw ;;w;; maid, uWu kind ^-^ sistew, x3 sweet Ophewia! +x3 O OwO heavens! :3 is't OwO possibwe :3 a xDD young maid's :33 wits +Should be >_< as >w< mowtaw >_< as >w< an ;;w;; owd :33 man's :33 wife? +ÚwÚ Nyatuwe >_> is OwO finye uWu in xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe UwU 'tis uWu finye, +^.^ It OwO sends x3 some >_< pwecious uWu instance of itsewf +>w< Aftew x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it :3 wuvs. + +:33 Oph. uWu (sings) +^-^ They bore ^.^ him UwU bawefac'd on x3 the bier +OwO (Hey uWu nyon :3 nyony, :3 nyony, >_> hey nyony) +xDD And uWu in :33 his :3 gwave ^w^ wain'd UwU many :3 a >_> teaw. + +>w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 my dove! +Waew. UwU Hadst xDD thou >w< thy UwU wits, ÚwÚ and :33 didst :33 pewsuade UwU wevenge, +^.^ It couwd nyot move OwO thus. +:33 Oph. >_> You ^w^ must ^.^ sing x3 'A-down ^.^ a-down, ÚwÚ and xDD you caww ^.^ him :3 a-down-a.' >_< O, +>w< how x3 the wheew x3 becomes :3 it! ^.^ It >_> is x3 the UwU fawse x3 stewawd, :3 that OwO stowe :33 his +xDD mastew's >w< daughtew. +Waew. This >w< nyothing's ^.^ mowe than :3 mattew. +:33 Oph. >_> Thewe's ^.^ wosemawy, ^w^ that's fow :3 wemembwance. >_> Pway UwU you, xDD wuv, +^.^ wemembew. xDD And there >_> is ;;w;; pansies, ^w^ that's fow >w< thoughts. +Waew. ^-^ A x3 document uWu in madness! Thoughts ÚwÚ and wemembwance ;;w;; fitted. +:33 Oph. >_> Thewe's >w< fennyew fow UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cowumbinyes. >_> Thewe's rue fow UwU you, +ÚwÚ and hewe's x3 some fow x3 me. We OwO may caww >w< it OwO hewb of xDD gwace ^.^ o' :33 Sundays. +>_< O, xDD you ^w^ must ^-^ weaw x3 youw rue with :3 a >_< diffewence! >_> Thewe's :3 a OwO daisy. UwU I +^.^ wouwd UwU give xDD you x3 some :33 viowets, >_> but ;;w;; they :33 withew'd aww when x3 my >w< fathew +ÚwÚ died. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he UwU made :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO end. + +OwO [Sings] For ^w^ bonny x3 sweet Wobin >_> is aww x3 my ^-^ joy. + +Waew. ;;w;; Thought ÚwÚ and ^-^ affwiction, ^-^ passion, heww itself, +:33 She tuwns to ^.^ favouw ÚwÚ and to prettiness. +:33 Oph. uWu (sings) +xDD And xDD wiww ^.^ he nyot come ^w^ again? +xDD And xDD wiww ^.^ he nyot come ^w^ again? +:3 Nyo, no, ^.^ he >_> is UwU dead; +Go to >w< thy ^.^ deathbed; +>w< He >_< nyevew xDD wiww come ;;w;; again. + +ÚwÚ His ^w^ beawd UwU was >_< as ^-^ white >_< as ;;w;; snyow, +All OwO fwaxen UwU was :33 his :3 poww. +>w< He >_> is >w< gonye, ^.^ he >_> is >w< gonye, +xDD And ^.^ we ;;w;; cast OwO away ^w^ moan. +^w^ God ;;w;; 'a'mewcy on :33 his souw! + +xDD And of aww Christian souws, UwU I pray >_< God. ^w^ God ^-^ b' >w< wi', OwO you. +ÚwÚ Exit. +Waew. Do xDD you >_> see uWu this, x3 O ;;w;; God? +;;w;; King. Waewtes, UwU I ^w^ must commune with x3 youw gwief, +:33 Ow xDD you UwU deny ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wight. Go >_> but >_< apawt, +^-^ Make UwU choice of ÚwÚ whom x3 youw :33 wisest ^w^ fwiends xDD you :33 wiww, +xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww hear ÚwÚ and OwO judge 'twixt xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 me. +;;w;; If ^.^ by direct ow ^.^ by cowwatewaw uWu hand +^-^ They find >_> us ^-^ touch'd, ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU ouw ^w^ kingdom give, +Our :3 cwown, UwU ouw :3 wife, ÚwÚ and aww :3 that ^.^ we caww >_> ouws, +;;w;; To xDD you uWu in satisfaction; >_> but >_> if >_> nyot, +^w^ Be xDD you :3 content to xDD wend x3 youw uWu patience to us, +xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww jointly labour with x3 youw :3 souw +;;w;; To UwU give >w< it >_< due OwO content. +Waew. Let ÚwÚ this be :3 so. +ÚwÚ His means of UwU death, :33 his uWu obscuwe uWu funyewaw- +No ÚwÚ twophy, uWu swowd, nor ^w^ hatchment ^-^ o'ew :33 his xDD bonyes, +No x3 nyobwe ^-^ wite nor formal :33 ostentation,- +Cwy to be ^-^ heawd, >_< as >w< 'twewe from heaven to earth, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ must ^w^ caww't uWu in x3 question. +;;w;; King. ^w^ So xDD you :3 shaww; +xDD And :3 whewe x3 th' offence >_> is wet x3 the great axe UwU faww. +UwU I pray xDD you OwO go with x3 me. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +Scene uWu VI. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew ÚwÚ Howatio with >w< an :33 Attendant. + +>_< How. >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that ^.^ wouwd speak with me? +^.^ Sewvant. UwU Seafawing men, sir. ^-^ They >_> say ;;w;; they uWu have x3 wettews fow OwO you. +>_< How. Let them come ^.^ in. +;;w;; [Exit :33 Attendant.] +UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow from >_> what ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the wowwd +UwU I >_> shouwd be gweeted, >_> if nyot from Lord x3 Hamwet. + +Entew ^w^ Saiwows. + +Sailor. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess UwU you, sir. +>_< How. Let ^.^ him ;;w;; bwess uWu thee UwU too. +Sailor. >_> 'A UwU shaww, ^w^ siw, UwU an't uWu pwease ^.^ him. >_> Thewe's :3 a >_> wettew fow UwU you, +:33 siw,- >w< it x3 comes from x3 th' ambassador :3 that UwU was bound fow Engwand- >_> if +x3 youw xDD nyame be uWu Howatio, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am wet to ^.^ knyow >w< it >w< is. +>_< How. uWu (weads x3 the letter) 'Howatio, when xDD thou shalt uWu have ^-^ uvwwook'd +uWu this, UwU give these ^w^ fewwows x3 some means to x3 the ;;w;; King. ^-^ They uWu have +x3 wettews fow ^.^ him. Ere ^.^ we :3 wewe >w< two OwO days ;;w;; owd uWu at :33 sea, :3 a pirate of +xDD vewy warlike ;;w;; appointment uWu gave >_> us ^w^ chase. Finding ouwsewves ^w^ too +slow of sail, ^.^ we put on :3 a compelled uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the uWu gwappwe UwU I +boawded OwO them. On x3 the x3 instant ;;w;; they ^w^ got ^-^ cweaw of UwU ouw >_< ship; UwU so UwU I +awonye ÚwÚ became uWu theiw ^w^ pwisonyew. ^-^ They uWu have ^w^ deawt with ;;w;; me ^.^ wike thieves +of ÚwÚ mewcy; >_> but ;;w;; they UwU knyew >_> what ;;w;; they UwU did: UwU I ^w^ am to UwU do :3 a ÚwÚ good turn fow +OwO them. Let x3 the ^w^ King uWu have x3 the x3 wettews UwU I uWu have ;;w;; sent, ÚwÚ and repair xDD thou +to ;;w;; me with >_< as much ^w^ speed >_< as xDD thou wouldst fwy death. UwU I uWu have wowds +to speak uWu in ^.^ thinye ear xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee ^-^ dumb; yet OwO awe ;;w;; they much ^w^ too +>w< wight fow x3 the bore of x3 the :3 mattew. ;;w;; These ÚwÚ good ^w^ fewwows xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing +uWu thee :3 whewe UwU I am. Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and ^-^ Guiwdenstewn howd uWu theiw course +fow ^w^ Engwand. Of them UwU I uWu have much to tell thee. uWu Faweweww. +^-^ 'He :3 that xDD thou knowest xDD thinye, x3 HAMWET.' + +^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give xDD you uWu way fow these x3 youw letters, +xDD And do't x3 the speediew :3 that xDD you OwO may direct ;;w;; me +;;w;; To ^.^ him from ÚwÚ whom xDD you ^.^ bwought OwO them. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +Scene ^-^ VII. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew ^w^ King ÚwÚ and x3 Waewtes. + +;;w;; King. Now ^w^ must x3 youw >_> conscience x3 my acquittance ÚwÚ seaw, +xDD And >_> You ^w^ must put ;;w;; me uWu in x3 youw >_< heawt fow fwiend, +Sith xDD you uWu have ^-^ heawd, ÚwÚ and with :3 a x3 knyowing eaw, +:33 That ^.^ he which hath x3 youw x3 nyobwe >w< fathew :3 swain +x3 Puwsued x3 my life. +Waew. ^.^ It weww :3 appeaws. OwO But tell ;;w;; me +Why xDD you >_< pwoceeded nyot OwO against these ^w^ feats +^w^ So UwU cwimefuw ÚwÚ and UwU so >w< capitaw uWu in nyatuwe, +;;w;; As ^.^ by x3 youw safety, wisdom, aww ^.^ things else, +>_> You UwU mainwy :3 wewe stirr'd :33 up. +;;w;; King. >_< O, fow >w< two >_> speciaw ^w^ weasons, +>_< Which OwO may to UwU you, :3 pewhaps, seein much :3 unsinyew'd, +OwO But yet to ;;w;; me ;;w;; they OwO awe strong. uWu The xDD Queen :33 his mothew +Wives almost ^.^ by :33 his looks; ÚwÚ and fow >_< mysewf,- +OwO My viwtue ow x3 my :3 pwague, be >w< it xDD eithew ^.^ which,- +>_> She's UwU so ^w^ conjunctive to x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and :3 souw +^.^ That, >_< as x3 the :33 staw moves nyot >_> but uWu in :33 his OwO sphewe, +UwU I couwd nyot >_> but ^.^ by her. uWu The othew motive +Why to :3 a public ;;w;; count UwU I ^w^ might nyot OwO go +Is x3 the great wuv x3 the general >_> gendew UwU beaw :3 him, +UwU Who, uWu dipping aww :33 his :33 fauwts uWu in uWu theiw :33 affection, +Wouwd, ^.^ wike x3 the ^-^ spwing :3 that tuwnyeth uWu wood to OwO stonye, +Convewt :33 his ;;w;; gives to graces; UwU so :3 that x3 my awwows, +Too swightwy OwO timbew'd fow UwU so ÚwÚ woud :3 a ;;w;; wind, +Wouwd uWu have OwO wevewted to x3 my bow OwO again, +xDD And nyot :3 whewe UwU I xDD had OwO aim'd OwO them. +Waew. xDD And UwU so uWu have UwU I :3 a x3 nyobwe >w< fathew ^.^ wost; +^-^ A :3 sistew driven x3 into desp'wate ^w^ tewms, +>_< Whose ^.^ wowth, >_> if pwaises OwO may OwO go back OwO again, +^w^ Stood ;;w;; chawwengew on ^-^ mount of aww x3 the age +For her :33 pewfections. OwO But x3 my xDD wevenge xDD wiww x3 come. +;;w;; King. ^.^ Bweak nyot x3 youw sweeps fow x3 that. >_> You ^w^ must nyot think +:33 That ^.^ we OwO awe UwU made of ^w^ stuff UwU so flat ÚwÚ and dull +:33 That ^.^ we ^.^ can wet UwU ouw ^w^ beawd be >_> shook with uWu dangew, +xDD And think >w< it ÚwÚ pastime. >_> You x3 showtwy UwU shaww hear more. +UwU I :3 wov'd x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we wuv x3 ouwsewf, +xDD And :3 that, UwU I hope, xDD wiww >_< teach xDD you to imagine- + +Entew :3 a Messenger with letters. + +How ^.^ nyow? >_> What nyews? +:33 Mess. >w< Wettews, x3 my uWu wowd, from >_< Hamwet: +This to x3 youw :3 Majesty; ÚwÚ this to x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. +;;w;; King. Fwom >_> Hamwet? Who ^.^ bwought them? +:33 Mess. Saiwows, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; they say; UwU I saw them not. +^-^ They :3 wewe UwU given ;;w;; me ^.^ by ^w^ Cwaudio; ^.^ he weceiv'd them +Of ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ bwought OwO them. +;;w;; King. Waewtes, xDD you UwU shaww hear OwO them. +Weave >_> us. +uWu Exit Messengew. +^.^ [Weads]'High ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Mighty,-You UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am uWu set nyaked on x3 youw +>_> kingdom. >_< To-mowwow UwU shaww UwU I ÚwÚ beg OwO weave to >_> see x3 youw >_> kingwy eyes; +when UwU I UwU shaww (first asking x3 youw UwU pawdon thereunto) ^w^ wecount x3 the +;;w;; occasion of x3 my ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ;;w;; stwange wetuwn. +:33 'HAMWET.' +>_> What >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this ^.^ mean? ^w^ Awe aww x3 the xDD west come back? +:33 Ow >_> is >w< it x3 some ^.^ abuse, ÚwÚ and nyo xDD such ;;w;; thing? +Waew. xDD Knyow xDD you x3 the hand? +;;w;; King. 'Tis Hamlet's character. 'Naked!' +xDD And uWu in :3 a uWu postscwipt UwU hewe, ^.^ he ;;w;; says ÚwÚ 'awonye.' +UwU Can xDD you ;;w;; advise me? +Waew. UwU I ^w^ am wost uWu in :33 it, x3 my OwO wowd. OwO But wet ^.^ him >w< come! +^.^ It xDD wawms x3 the xDD vewy sicknyess uWu in x3 my >_< heawt +:33 That UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him to :33 his teeth, +;;w;; 'Thus :3 didest ^w^ thou.' +;;w;; King. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, Waewtes +xDD (As >w< how >_> shouwd >w< it be so? >w< how OwO othewwise?), +Will xDD you be wuw'd ^.^ by me? +Waew. uWu Ay x3 my uWu wowd, +^w^ So xDD you xDD wiww nyot o'ewwuwe ;;w;; me to :3 a peace. +;;w;; King. ;;w;; To ^.^ thinye UwU own peace. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be nyow wetuwn'd +;;w;; As xDD checking uWu at :33 his >_> voyage, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ he means +No ^.^ mowe to undewtake :33 it, UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ wowk ^.^ him +;;w;; To ^.^ expwoit nyow ripe uWu in x3 my >_< device, +;;w;; Undew x3 the which ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot choose >_> but uWu faww; +xDD And fow :33 his :33 death nyo wind +OwO But even :33 his mothew UwU shaww :3 unchawge x3 the pwactice +xDD And caww >w< it ^w^ accident. +Waew. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww be wuw'd; +uWu The UwU wathew, >_> if xDD you couwd >w< devise >w< it UwU so +:33 That UwU I ^w^ might be x3 the owgan. +;;w;; King. ^.^ It ^w^ fawws ÚwÚ wight. +>_> You uWu have :33 been ^w^ tawk'd of xDD since x3 youw travel ÚwÚ much, +xDD And :3 that uWu in Hamlet's UwU heawing, fow :3 a ;;w;; quawity +^-^ Whewein ;;w;; they >_> say xDD you shinye, uWu Youw sun of parts +Did nyot togethew pluck xDD such :3 envy from ^.^ him +;;w;; As uWu did :3 that onye; ÚwÚ and :3 that, uWu in x3 my regard, +Of x3 the UwU unwowthiest siege. +Waew. >_> What ÚwÚ pawt >_> is :3 that, x3 my xDD wowd? +;;w;; King. ^-^ A xDD vewy riband uWu in x3 the cap of OwO youth- +ÚwÚ Yet needfull :3 too; fow :33 youth nyo less x3 becomes +uWu The >w< wight ÚwÚ and xDD cawewess :33 wivewy :3 that >w< it ^-^ weaws +Thin ^-^ settwed age :33 his >w< sabwes ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ weeds, +Importing ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and OwO gwavenyess. Two ^w^ months xDD since +:3 Hewe UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of :33 Nyowmandy. +UwU I uWu have :3 seen myself, ÚwÚ and sewv'd >w< against, x3 the Fwench, +xDD And ;;w;; they ^.^ can weww on howseback; >_> but ÚwÚ this OwO gawwant +xDD Had uWu witchcwaft ÚwÚ in't. >w< He ^-^ gwew >w< unto :33 his >w< seat, +xDD And to xDD such wondwous xDD doing ^.^ bwought :33 his UwU howse +;;w;; As xDD had ^.^ he :33 been incowps'd ÚwÚ and demi-nyatuw'd +With x3 the >_< bwave beast. ^w^ So uWu faw ^.^ he :3 topp'd x3 my xDD thought +:33 That I, uWu in fowgewy of >w< shapes ÚwÚ and twicks, +:3 Come showt of >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ did. +Waew. ^-^ A ^w^ Nyowman uWu was't? +;;w;; King. ^-^ A Norman. +Waew. >_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, ^w^ Wamound. +;;w;; King. uWu The xDD vewy :33 same. +Waew. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well. >w< He >_> is x3 the broach ÚwÚ indeed +xDD And :33 gem of aww x3 the nyation. +;;w;; King. >w< He UwU made >_> confession of uWu you; +xDD And uWu gave xDD you xDD such :3 a masterly wepowt +For awt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ exewcise uWu in x3 youw ^w^ defence, +xDD And fow x3 youw rapier UwU most especiawwy, +:33 That ^.^ he cried x3 out ^w^ 'twouwd be :3 a ^.^ sight ÚwÚ indeed +;;w;; If one couwd >_< match OwO you. uWu The scwimews of uWu theiw nation +>w< He >w< swowe xDD had :3 nyeithew >w< motion, guawd, nor >_< eye, +;;w;; If xDD you x3 oppos'd OwO them. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this wepowt of :33 his +Did ;;w;; Hamwet UwU so envenyom with :33 his :3 envy +:33 That ^.^ he couwd >_< nyothing UwU do >_> but ÚwÚ wish ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg +uWu Youw ^.^ sudden xDD coming ^-^ o'ew to :33 pway with OwO you. +>_> Nyow, x3 out of OwO this- +Waew. >_> What x3 out of uWu this, x3 my xDD wowd? +;;w;; King. Waewtes, UwU was x3 youw >w< fathew uWu deaw to you? +:33 Ow OwO awe xDD you ^.^ wike x3 the OwO painting of :3 a >_> sowwow, +^-^ A OwO face ^-^ without :3 a heawt,' +Waew. Why ^w^ ask xDD you :3 this? +;;w;; King. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I think xDD you uWu did nyot wuv x3 youw father; +OwO But :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow wuv >_> is ÚwÚ begun ^.^ by time, +xDD And :3 that UwU I see, uWu in >w< passages of uWu pwoof, +^-^ Time ;;w;; quawifies x3 the spawk ÚwÚ and fire of :3 it. +>_> Thewe ;;w;; wives within x3 the xDD vewy fwame of wuv +^-^ A uWu kind of >_> wick ow ;;w;; snyuff :3 that xDD wiww ^-^ abate uWu it; +xDD And >_< nyothing >_> is uWu at :3 a ^.^ wike xDD goodnyess stiww; +For ^-^ goodnyess, >_< gwowing to :3 a >_> pwuwisy, +^-^ Dies uWu in :33 his UwU own too-much. :33 That ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd UwU do, +We >_> shouwd UwU do when ^.^ we >w< wouwd; fow ÚwÚ this 'wouwd' changes, +xDD And hath UwU abatements ÚwÚ and delays >_< as UwU many +;;w;; As there OwO awe tongues, OwO awe ^.^ hands, OwO awe ^.^ accidents; +xDD And xDD then ÚwÚ this 'shouwd' >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a spendthwift uWu sigh, +:33 That OwO huwts ^.^ by easing. OwO But to x3 the ^w^ quick ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ uwcew! +;;w;; Hamwet x3 comes back. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you undewtake +;;w;; To x3 show >_> youwsewf x3 youw father's >_< son uWu in ^.^ deed +uWu Mowe than uWu in xDD wowds? +Waew. ;;w;; To :3 cut :33 his ^w^ thwoat :33 i' x3 th' chuwch! +;;w;; King. No :33 pwace ÚwÚ indeed >_> shouwd muwthew sanctuarize; +xDD Wevenge >_> shouwd uWu have nyo UwU bounds. But, ÚwÚ good Waewtes, +Will xDD you UwU do :3 this? ^w^ Keep ^-^ cwose within x3 youw ^.^ chambew. +Will wetuwn'd UwU shaww ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe come >_> home. +^-^ We'ww put on UwU those UwU shaww praise x3 youw excewwence +xDD And uWu set :3 a :3 doubwe ^w^ vawnyish on x3 the fame +uWu The OwO Fwenchman uWu gave uWu you; ;;w;; bwing xDD you uWu in OwO finye togethew +xDD And wagew on x3 youw :33 heads. ^-^ He, ^.^ being wemiss, +:3 Most x3 genyewous, ÚwÚ and fwee from aww >_< contwiving, +Will nyot OwO pewuse x3 the uWu foiws; UwU so :3 that with uWu ease, +:33 Ow with :3 a xDD wittwe >_< shuffwing, xDD you OwO may choose +^-^ A xDD swowd ^.^ unbated, x3 and, uWu in :3 a pass of ^-^ pwactice, +Requite ^.^ him fow x3 youw :33 fathew. +Waew. UwU I xDD wiww do't! +xDD And fow :3 that OwO puwpose I'll :33 anyoint x3 my ^-^ swowd. +UwU I xDD bought >w< an >_< unction of :3 a >_< mountebank, +^w^ So >w< mowtaw :3 that, >_> but ^.^ dip :3 a knyife uWu in :33 it, +Whewe >w< it ÚwÚ dwaws :3 bwood nyo cataplasm UwU so wawe, +Cowwected from aww :33 simpwes :3 that uWu have viwtue +;;w;; Undew x3 the ;;w;; moon, ^.^ can :3 save x3 the ^.^ thing from :33 death +This >_> is >_> but UwU scwatch'd uWu withaw. I'll :33 touch x3 my :33 point +With ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ contagion, :3 that, >_> if UwU I ^.^ gaww ^.^ him slightly, +^.^ It OwO may be death. +;;w;; King. :3 Wet's further think of uWu this, +OwO Weigh >_> what convenience both of time ÚwÚ and means +^-^ May ;;w;; fit >_> us to UwU ouw UwU shape. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd ^.^ faww, +xDD And :3 that UwU ouw dwift wook ^w^ thwough UwU ouw :33 bad performance. +uWu 'Twewe xDD bettew nyot ;;w;; assay'd. Therefore ÚwÚ this UwU pwoject +Should uWu have :3 a back ow xDD second, :3 that ^w^ might howd +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this uWu did bwast uWu in :33 pwoof. ;;w;; Soft! wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. +^-^ We'ww >_< make :3 a solemn wagew on x3 youw ^-^ cunnyings- +UwU I UwU ha't! +x3 When uWu in x3 youw >_> motion xDD you OwO awe :3 hot ÚwÚ and dry- +;;w;; As >_< make x3 youw OwO bouts ^.^ mowe :3 viowent to :3 that end- +xDD And :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws fow dwink, I'll uWu have pwepaw'd ^.^ him +^-^ A uWu chawice fow x3 the OwO nyonce; wheweon >_> but sipping, +;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ by chance escape x3 youw ;;w;; venyom'd stuck, +Our OwO puwpose OwO may howd ^-^ thewe.- OwO But ;;w;; stay, >_> what noise, + +Entew ÚwÚ Queen. + +How now, x3 sweet xDD queen? +ÚwÚ Queen. x3 Onye woe xDD doth ;;w;; twead ;;w;; upon another's ;;w;; heew, +^w^ So ÚwÚ fast ;;w;; they x3 fowwow. uWu Youw OwO sistew's dwown'd, x3 Waewtes. +Waew. UwU Dwown'd! >_< O, whewe? +ÚwÚ Queen. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a wiwwow gwows xDD aswant :3 a ÚwÚ bwook, +:33 That >_< shows :33 his ÚwÚ hoaw >w< weaves uWu in x3 the :3 gwassy :3 stweam. +>_> Thewe with ^.^ fantastic gawwands uWu did ^.^ she come +Of cwowfwowews, >w< nyettwes, x3 daisies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong puwpwes, +:33 That xDD wibewaw xDD shephewds UwU give :3 a gwossew :33 nyame, +OwO But UwU ouw UwU cowd ^w^ maids UwU do >_< dead men's x3 fingews caww OwO them. +>_> Thewe on x3 the ;;w;; pendant ^-^ boughs her >_< cowonyet UwU weeds +^.^ Cwamb'wing to uWu hang, >w< an envious >_> swivew ;;w;; bwoke, +x3 When down her :33 weedy >_< twophies ÚwÚ and herself +Feww uWu in x3 the weeping :33 bwook. :3 Hew x3 cwothes ;;w;; spwead uWu wide +^.^ And, mermaid-like, ^-^ awhiwe ;;w;; they bore her xDD up; +>_< Which time ^.^ she ^.^ chaunted ^.^ snyatches of ;;w;; owd >w< tunyes, +;;w;; As one OwO incapabwe of her UwU own UwU distwess, +:33 Ow ^.^ wike :3 a creature OwO nyative ÚwÚ and :33 indued +uWu Unto :3 that >_> ewement; >_> but ^-^ wong >w< it couwd nyot be +Tiww :3 that her garments, x3 heavy with uWu theiw dwink, +Puww'd x3 the poor uWu wwetch from her melodious uWu way +;;w;; To >_> muddy death. +Waew. ÚwÚ Awas, xDD then ^.^ she >_> is dwown'd? +ÚwÚ Queen. ^w^ Dwown'd, dwown'd. +Waew. Too much of UwU watew x3 hast UwU thou, poor :33 Ophewia, +xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU I UwU fowbid x3 my teaws; >_> but yet +^.^ It >_> is UwU ouw :3 twick; ÚwÚ nyatuwe her ;;w;; custom ^-^ howds, +Let ^-^ shame >_> say >_> what >w< it :33 wiww. x3 When these OwO awe >w< gonye, +uWu The OwO woman xDD wiww be OwO out. :3 Adieu, x3 my OwO wowd. +UwU I uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ speech of ^w^ fiwe, :3 that >_> fain ^.^ wouwd bwaze +OwO But :3 that ÚwÚ this >w< fowwy ^.^ douts :3 it. ÚwÚ Exit. +;;w;; King. :3 Wet's follow, x3 Gewtwude. +How much UwU I xDD had to UwU do to ÚwÚ cawm :33 his xDD wage UwU I +Now feaw UwU I ÚwÚ this xDD wiww UwU give >w< it start again; +Therefore >_> wet's x3 fowwow. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. Scene ^.^ I. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A x3 chuwchyawd. + +Entew >w< two x3 Cwowns, ^w^ [with OwO spades ÚwÚ and pickaxes]. + +OwO Cwown. Is ^.^ she to be buried uWu in Christian >w< buwiaw when ^.^ she uWu wiwfuwwy +>_> seeks her UwU own salvation? +>w< Othew. UwU I tell uWu thee ^.^ she is; >_< thewefowe >_< make her :3 gwave stwaight. +uWu The x3 cwownyew hath ÚwÚ sate on hew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ finds >w< it Christian OwO buwiaw. +OwO Cwown. How ^.^ can :3 that be, ^w^ unwess ^.^ she >w< dwown'd herself uWu in her UwU own +xDD defence? +>w< Othew. Why, UwU 'tis >_> found :3 so. +OwO Cwown. ^.^ It ^w^ must be :3 se OwO offendendo; >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be ewse. For OwO hewe wies +x3 the OwO point: >_> if UwU I x3 dwown mysewf wittingly, >w< it ÚwÚ awgues >w< an ÚwÚ act; ÚwÚ and >w< an +;;w;; act hath >w< thwee bwanches-it >_> is to ;;w;; act, to UwU do, ÚwÚ and to perform; +uWu awgaw, ^.^ she >w< dwown'd herself >_> wittingwy. +>w< Othew. Nyay, >_> but hear UwU you, Goodman Dewvew! +OwO Cwown. Give ;;w;; me >_< weave. :3 Hewe wies x3 the water; UwU good. :3 Hewe >w< stands x3 the +xDD man; UwU good. ;;w;; If x3 the x3 man OwO go to ÚwÚ this UwU watew ÚwÚ and x3 dwown himsewf, >w< it ;;w;; is, +xDD wiww ^.^ he >_> nyiww xDD he, ^.^ he ^-^ goes- mark xDD you x3 that. OwO But >_> if x3 the UwU watew come to +^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 dwown :3 him, ^.^ he dwowns nyot himself. Argal, ^.^ he :3 that >_> is nyot +guiwty of :33 his UwU own :33 death ^.^ showtens nyot :33 his UwU own life. +>w< Othew. OwO But >_> is ÚwÚ this ;;w;; waw? +OwO Cwown. Ay, marry, >_< is't- ^-^ cwownyew's ^w^ quest law. +>w< Othew. Will xDD you UwU ha' x3 the uWu twuth ;;w;; an't? ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this xDD had nyot :33 been :3 a +gentwewoman, ^.^ she >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been buried x3 out ^.^ o' Christian OwO buwiaw. +OwO Cwown. Why, there xDD thou >w< say'st! xDD And x3 the ^.^ mowe pity :3 that great ^w^ fowk +>_> shouwd uWu have :33 count'nyance uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd to x3 dwown ow ^w^ hang x3 themsewves +^.^ mowe than uWu theiw OwO even-Chwisten. ^.^ Come, x3 my ÚwÚ spade! >_> Thewe >_> is nyo +UwU ancient gentlemen >_> but :33 gawd'nyews, x3 ditchews, ÚwÚ and gwave-makews. ^-^ They +howd x3 up :3 Adam's :33 pwofession. +>w< Othew. Was ^.^ he :3 a gentleman? +OwO Cwown. >_> 'A UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that OwO evew bore arms. +>w< Othew. Why, ^.^ he xDD had none. +OwO Cwown. What, awt :3 a uWu heathen? How dost xDD thou understand x3 the Scripture? +uWu The Scripture ;;w;; says Adam uWu digg'd. Could ^.^ he dig ^-^ without >_> awms? I'll +put anyothew ;;w;; question to thee. ;;w;; If xDD thou :3 answewest ;;w;; me nyot to x3 the +xDD puwpose, x3 confess thysewf- +>w< Othew. Go ÚwÚ to! +OwO Cwown. >_> What >_> is ^.^ he :3 that UwU buiwds stronger than xDD eithew x3 the ^.^ mason, x3 the +ÚwÚ shipwwight, ow x3 the cawpentew? +>w< Othew. uWu The :3 gawwows-makew; fow :3 that fwame outlives :3 a thousand tenyants. -Cwown. I >_< wike >w< thy ÚwÚ wit well, in good ;;w;; faith. The >_> gawwows OwO does :33 weww. -But how OwO does ^.^ it uWu weww? ^w^ It OwO does ;;w;; weww ^-^ to x3 those UwU that ^-^ do ill. Nyow, -:3 thou OwO dost i-iww ^-^ to uWu say OwO the >_> gawwows :3 is built stronger than OwO the -^-^ chuwch. :33 Awgaw, OwO the >_> gawwows ^-^ may ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^-^ to thee. uWu To't uWu again, x3 come! ->_< Othew. OwO Who ^w^ buiwds stronger than :3 a :3 mason, :3 a >_< shipwwight, ^w^ ow :3 a -x3 cawpentew? -Cwown. >w< Ay, tell me UwU that, ÚwÚ and unyoke. ->_< Othew. x3 Mawwy, :3 nyow I can teww! -Cwown. ^w^ To't. ->_< Othew. :33 Mass, I cannyot tell. - -x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and :3 Howatio ^-^ afaw UwU off. - -Cwown. Cudgew >w< thy >w< bwains nyo ^-^ mowe about it, uWu fow >_> youw :33 duww ;;w;; ass uWu wiww -^.^ nyot OwO mend his pace with uWu beating; ÚwÚ and when you awe ÚwÚ ask'd :3 this -xDD question nyext, uWu say UwU 'a gwave-makew.' The ;;w;; houses ^.^ he makes ^-^ wasts -ÚwÚ tiww OwO doomsday. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to Yaughan; ÚwÚ fetch me :3 a x3 stoup >_> of ->_> wiquow. -xDD [Exit ^w^ Second :33 Cwown.] - -[Clown ;;w;; digs and] >w< sings. - -UwU In xDD youth when I >_> did love, >_> did love, -uWu Methought ^.^ it ÚwÚ was vewy >w< sweet; -ÚwÚ To contract- O- OwO the UwU time >w< fow- a- my behove, -:33 O, methought UwU thewe- a- ÚwÚ was >_< nyothing- a- ÚwÚ meet. - -ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Has :3 this :3 fewwow nyo feeling >_> of his businyess, UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; sings at -OwO gwave-making? -How. ;;w;; Custom ;;w;; hath :3 made ^.^ it in him :3 a Pwopewty >_> of >_> easinyess. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ 'Tis uWu e'en ÚwÚ so. The hand >_> of wittwe employment ;;w;; hath OwO the :3 daintiew -:33 sense. -Cwown. >w< (sings) -But :3 age with his >_< steawing ^-^ steps -;;w;; Hath clawed me in his uWu cwutch, -And ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ shipped me :3 intiw OwO the wand, -UwU As ^-^ if I xDD had never >_< been xDD such. -[Thwows OwO up :3 a skull.] - -ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That x3 skuww xDD had :3 a :33 tongue in it, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd sing ^-^ once. OwO How OwO the -^.^ knyave jowls ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the gwound,as ^-^ if 'twere OwO Cain's jawbone, UwU that ->_> did OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ muwthew! :3 This UwU might >w< be OwO the OwO pate >_> of :3 a uWu Powitician, -;;w;; which :3 this ;;w;; ass :3 nyow o'ewweaches; ^-^ onye UwU that would circumvent God, -UwU might ^.^ it not? -How. ^w^ It OwO might, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. Ow >_> of :3 a :33 couwtiew, ;;w;; which :33 couwd uWu say 'Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ sweet wowd! -OwO How OwO dost thou, good lord?' :3 This UwU might >w< be my Wowd x3 Such-a-onye, UwU that -^.^ pwais'd my Wowd Such-a-one's horse when ^.^ he meant ^-^ to UwU beg >_> it- UwU might -^.^ it not? -How. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, uWu e'en so! ÚwÚ and :3 nyow my OwO Wady Wowm's, chapless, ÚwÚ and ^w^ knyock'd -about OwO the mazzawd with :3 a :33 sexton's spade. Here's fine x3 wevowution, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ we xDD had OwO the xDD twick ^-^ to ÚwÚ see't. OwO Did ^.^ these bones uWu cost nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the -breeding uWu but ^-^ to xDD pway at loggets with ;;w;; 'em? Minye x3 ache ^-^ to ÚwÚ think -on't. -Cwown. x3 (Sings) -OwO A :33 pickaxe ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ spade, :3 a ^w^ spade, ->_< Fow ÚwÚ and :3 a shrouding ^w^ sheet; -:33 O, :3 a Pit >_> of >w< cway uWu fow ^-^ to >w< be :3 made ->_< Fow such :3 a uWu guest :3 is ÚwÚ meet. ->w< Thwows OwO up uWu [anyothew skull]. - -ÚwÚ Ham. There's >_> anyothew. UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU that >w< be OwO the x3 skuww >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ wawyew? -:3 Whewe >w< be his ÚwÚ quiddits nyow, his uWu quiwwets, his cases, his xDD tenyuwes, -ÚwÚ and his >_< twicks? UwU Why OwO does ^.^ he suffer :3 this wude ^.^ knyave :3 nyow ^-^ to xDD knyock -him about OwO the :33 sconce with :3 a :3 diwty ^w^ shuvw, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot tell him ->_> of his >w< action >_> of battery? Hum! :3 This :3 fewwow UwU might >w< be :33 in's UwU time :3 a -gweat UwU buyew >_> of wand, with his ^w^ statutes, his recognizances, his -fines, his double vouchers, his wecuvwies. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the fine >_> of -his fines, ÚwÚ and OwO the wecuvwy >_> of his wecuvwies, ^-^ to ^.^ have his fine -OwO pate :33 fuww >_> of fine diwt? uWu Wiww his uWu vouchews vouch him nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of -his xDD puwchases, ÚwÚ and double ones UwU too, than OwO the wength ÚwÚ and bweadth ->_> of :3 a paiw >_> of >w< indentuwes? The vewy xDD conveyances >_> of his x3 wands uWu wiww -^-^ scawcewy lie in :3 this >_> box; ÚwÚ and >w< must th' inheritor ^-^ himsewf ^.^ have nyo -:3 mowe, ha? -How. :3 Nyot :3 a :3 jot :3 mowe, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot parchment :3 made >_> of :33 sheepskins? -How. >w< Ay, my lord, And >_> of x3 cawveskins ^w^ too. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; sheep ÚwÚ and calves ;;w;; which >w< seek >_< out assuwance in ;;w;; that. I -uWu wiww speak ^-^ to :3 this fewwow. uWu Whose UwU gwave's this, sirrah? -Cwown. Minye, sir. - -[Sings] :33 O, :3 a ^.^ pit >_> of >w< cway uWu fow ^-^ to >w< be :3 made ->_< Fow such :3 a uWu guest :3 is ÚwÚ meet. - -ÚwÚ Ham. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be UwU thinye :3 indeed, uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ wiest >w< in't. -Cwown. You lie >_< out ^-^ on't, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe 'tis ^.^ nyot ^w^ youws. ->_< Fow my UwU pawt, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot lie ^w^ in't, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is x3 minye. -ÚwÚ Ham. Thou OwO dost lie ^w^ in't, ^-^ to >w< be xDD in't ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ it :3 is >w< thinye. ^.^ 'Tis uWu fow -OwO the OwO dead, ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; quick; OwO thewefowe :3 thou ^w^ wiest. -Cwown. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a uWu quick >_< wie, siw; 'twill away UwU again ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to you. -ÚwÚ Ham. What man OwO dost :3 thou :3 dig ^.^ it xDD fow? -Cwown. >_< Fow nyo man, sir. -ÚwÚ Ham. What ^-^ woman ^.^ then? -Cwown. >_< Fow UwU nyonye nyeithew. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Who :3 is ^-^ to >w< be buwied :3 in't? -Cwown. >_< Onye UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a woman, siw; ;;w;; but, west xDD hew >_> souw, she's UwU dead. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How absowute OwO the ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ is! We >w< must speak uWu by OwO the >_> cawd, ^w^ ow -equivocation uWu wiww ;;w;; undo ÚwÚ us. By OwO the :3 Wowd, xDD Howatio, :3 this three years -I ^.^ have :3 taken ^-^ nyote >_> of it, OwO the :3 age :3 is UwU gwown OwO so picked UwU that OwO the >_> toe ->_> of OwO the >_> peasant comes OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >_< heew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; couwtiew ^.^ he ^.^ gawws -his kibe.- OwO How wong x3 hast :3 thou >_< been :3 a grave-maker? -Cwown. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the >_< days >w< i' th' yeaw, I came to't UwU that :3 day UwU that ^-^ ouw -last ;;w;; king Hamlet :33 uvwcame Fortinbras. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How wong :3 is UwU that since? -Cwown. Cannyot you tell ÚwÚ that? uWu Evewy OwO foow can tell ;;w;; that. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the -vewy :3 day UwU that x3 young Hamlet ÚwÚ was uWu bown- ^.^ he UwU that :3 is >_< mad, ÚwÚ and x3 sent -OwO into Engwand. -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, x3 why ÚwÚ was >w< be x3 sent OwO into Engwand? -Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ because UwU 'a ÚwÚ was ^w^ mad. 'A uWu shaww >_< wecuvw his xDD wits :3 thewe; -;;w;; ow, ^-^ if UwU 'a ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, 'tis nyo gweat matter ^.^ thewe. -ÚwÚ Ham. Why? -Cwown. 'Twiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ he uWu seen in him ^.^ thewe. Thewe OwO the x3 men awe as mad as -^w^ he. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How came ^.^ he >_> mad? -Cwown. Very stwangewy, uWu they >w< say. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How strangely? -Cwown. OwO Faith, uWu e'en with >w< wosing his UwU wits. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Upon what ground? -Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, here in x3 Denmawk. I ^.^ have >_< been OwO sexton ;;w;; hewe, man ÚwÚ and :3 boy -OwO thiwty years. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How wong uWu wiww :3 a man lie >w< i' th' :3 eawth ewe ^.^ he wot? -Cwown. OwO Faith, ^-^ if UwU 'a >w< be ^.^ nyot rotten before UwU 'a die >w< (as ^-^ we ^.^ have many -;;w;; pocky ^w^ cowses now-a-days UwU that uWu wiww scarce howd OwO the x3 waying ÚwÚ in, I -uWu wiww last you >w< some eight yeaw ^w^ ow :33 nyinye xDD yeaw. OwO A >_> tannyew uWu wiww last -you :33 nyinye xDD yeaw. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Why ^.^ he ^-^ mowe than anyothew? -Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, his hide :3 is OwO so ^w^ tann'd with his trade UwU that UwU 'a uWu wiww -^-^ keep >_< out >w< watew :3 a gweat whiwe; ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< watew :3 is :3 a >_> sowe >w< decayew >_> of ->_> youw whoreson UwU dead ÚwÚ body. Here's :3 a x3 skuww OwO nyow. :3 This x3 skuww ;;w;; hath wien -you >w< i' th' :3 eawth ÚwÚ thwee-and-twenty years. -ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Whose ÚwÚ was it? -Cwown. OwO A ^w^ whoweson, mad ^-^ fewwow's ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. uWu Whose ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it was? -ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not. -Cwown. OwO A pestilence uWu on him uWu fow :3 a mad wogue! 'A UwU pouw'd :3 a ^.^ fwagon >_> of -^-^ Whenyish uWu on my head ^-^ once. :3 This >_> same skuww, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was Yorick's -skuww, OwO the King's uWu jestew. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU This? -Cwown. uWu E'en ;;w;; that. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Wet me :3 see. [Takes OwO the skull.] ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ;;w;; Yowick! I knew ^w^ him, -:3 Howatio. OwO A :3 fewwow >_> of >_< infinyite >w< jest, >_> of UwU most excellent fancy. ÚwÚ He -;;w;; hath ÚwÚ bownye me uWu on his xDD back :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD tunyes. And :3 nyow how abhowwed -in my ^.^ imaginyation ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! UwU My ^-^ gowge >w< wises at it. ;;w;; Hewe :3 hung x3 those -lips UwU that I ^.^ have kiss'd I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how >w< oft. :3 Whewe >w< be >_> youw xDD gibes -^w^ nyow? >_> youw gambols? >_> youw songs? >_> youw >_> fwashes >_> of mewwiment UwU that -;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to xDD set OwO the ^-^ tabwe uWu on :3 a >_> woaw? :3 Nyot ^-^ onye nyow, ^-^ to xDD mock >_> youw ->_> own gwinnying? OwO Quite :3 chap- faww'n? Nyow >_< get you ^-^ to my lady's -chambew, ÚwÚ and tell UwU hew, let xDD hew x3 paint OwO an ÚwÚ inch ;;w;; thick, ^-^ to :3 this -:3 favouw ^.^ she >w< must come. UwU Make xDD hew waugh at ;;w;; that. Prithee, xDD Howatio, -tell me ^-^ onye >_> thing. -How. What's UwU that, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ Ham. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think ^-^ Awexandew ^.^ wook'd o' :3 this ^.^ fashion >w< i' th' ÚwÚ eawth? -How. uWu E'en ÚwÚ so. -ÚwÚ Ham. And >_> smewt so? Pah! -OwO [Puts ;;w;; down OwO the skull.] -How. uWu E'en so, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ To what base :3 uses ^-^ we ^-^ may return, uWu Howatio! UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot -^.^ imaginyation trace OwO the x3 nyobwe ^.^ dust >_> of ^-^ Awexandew ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he find ^.^ it -:33 stopping :3 a x3 bunghowe? -How. 'Twewe ^-^ to consider xDD too cuwiouswy, ^-^ to consider ÚwÚ so. -ÚwÚ Ham. No, :33 faith, ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ jot; uWu but ^-^ to follow him thithew with x3 modesty -enyough, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wikewihood ^-^ to ;;w;; wead xDD it; as ^.^ thus: ^-^ Awexandew :33 died, -^-^ Awexandew ÚwÚ was buwied, ^-^ Awexandew OwO wetuwnyeth OwO into UwU dust; OwO the ^.^ dust :3 is -eawth; >_> of :3 eawth ^-^ we ^-^ make :3 woam; ÚwÚ and x3 why >_> of UwU that OwO woam (wheweto ^.^ he -ÚwÚ was convewted) UwU might uWu they ^.^ nyot xDD stop :3 a ^-^ beew barrel? -Impewious Caesaw, UwU dead ÚwÚ and tuwn'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ cway, -OwO Might xDD stop :3 a hole ^-^ to ^-^ keep OwO the ^.^ wind >_> away. -:33 O, UwU that UwU that :3 eawth ;;w;; which ^-^ kept OwO the x3 wowwd in awe -;;w;; Shouwd patch :3 a x3 waww x3 t' >_> expew OwO the wintew's flaw! -But ^.^ soft! uWu but ^.^ soft! >w< aside! ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the King- - -x3 Entew [pwiests ^-^ with] :3 a ^-^ coffin ;;w;; [in >_> funyewaw procession], ;;w;; King, -uWu Queen, uWu Waewtes, with ^.^ Wowds >w< attendant.] - -The uWu Queen, OwO the courtiers. OwO Who :3 is :3 this uWu they fowwow? -And with such :33 maimed rites? :3 This doth xDD betoken -The cowse uWu they follow >_> did with x3 desp'wate hand -Fordo ^.^ it >_> own wife. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> of >w< some ^-^ estate. -^.^ Couch ^-^ we uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mawk. -uWu [Wetiwes with xDD Howatio.] -Waew. What >_< cewemony xDD ewse? -ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That :3 is uWu Waewtes, -OwO A vewy x3 nyobwe uWu youth. Mark. -Waew. What >_< cewemony xDD ewse? -Pwiest. Her uWu obsequies ^.^ have >_< been as :3 faw ^.^ enwawg'd -UwU As ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; wawwanty. Her death ÚwÚ was doubtfuw; -And, uWu but UwU that gweat xDD command o'ersways OwO the owdew, -She shouwd in gwound ^-^ unsanctified ^.^ have :33 wodg'd -;;w;; Tiww OwO the last OwO twumpet. >_< Fow chawitabwe >_> pwayews, -^-^ Shawds, ^w^ fwints, ÚwÚ and pebbles shouwd >w< be ^-^ thwown uWu on :3 hew. ->_> Yet here ^.^ she :3 is >_< awwow'd xDD hew ;;w;; viwgin cwants, -Her OwO maiden strewments, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ bwinging UwU home -x3 Of beww ÚwÚ and buwiaw. -Waew. Must there nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be ;;w;; donye? -Pwiest. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be >w< donye. -We shouwd ^.^ pwofanye OwO the service >_> of OwO the UwU dead -ÚwÚ To sing :3 a requiem ÚwÚ and such west ^-^ to xDD hew -UwU As ^-^ to peace-parted UwU souws. -Waew. >w< Way xDD hew >w< i' th' eawth; -And ^-^ fwom xDD hew fair ÚwÚ and x3 unpowwuted ^.^ fwesh -May :3 viowets spring! I tell ^.^ thee, :33 chuwwish :33 pwiest, -OwO A ^-^ minyist'wing :3 angew uWu shaww my ^-^ sistew >w< be -When :3 thou ^-^ wiest :3 howwing. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, OwO the fair >w< Ophewia? -Queen. ^.^ Sweets ^-^ to OwO the sweet! >w< Faweweww. ->_> [Scattews ÚwÚ fwowews.] -I :33 hop'd :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have >_< been my UwU Hamwet's ^-^ wife; -I ^w^ thought >w< thy ^w^ bwide-bed ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ deck'd, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; maid, -And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ stwew'd >w< thy ^-^ gwave. -Waew. :33 O, >_< twebwe >_> woe -UwU Faww >w< ten xDD times >_< twebwe uWu on UwU that x3 cuwsed head -uWu Whose ;;w;; wicked deed >w< thy UwU most ;;w;; ingenyious :33 sense -Depriv'd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; of! Hold x3 off OwO the :3 eawth uWu awhiwe, -;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have >_> caught xDD hew UwU once ^-^ mowe in >_< minye arms. -Leaps in OwO the ^-^ gwave. -Nyow OwO piwe >_> youw ^.^ dust x3 upon OwO the uWu quick ÚwÚ and UwU dead -;;w;; Tiww >_> of :3 this fwat :3 a ^.^ mountain you ^.^ have :3 made -^.^ T' o'ertop ^.^ owd Pelion ^w^ ow OwO the >_> skyish head -x3 Of blue Olympus. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> [comes forward] What :3 is ^.^ he uWu whose >w< gwief -Bears such OwO an :33 emphasis? uWu whose ^.^ phwase >_> of UwU sowwow -xDD Conjuwes OwO the uWu wand'wing staws, ÚwÚ and makes them ^.^ stand -;;w;; Wike wondew-wounded hearers? :3 This :3 is OwO I, -Hamlet OwO the ÚwÚ Danye. [Leaps in aftew Laertes. -Waew. The ^w^ deviw UwU take >w< thy UwU souw! -[Gwappwes with UwU him]. -ÚwÚ Ham. Thou UwU pway'st ^.^ nyot :33 weww. -I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take >w< thy fingers ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ thwoat; ->_< Fow, >w< though I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> spwenyitive ÚwÚ and rash, ->_> Yet ^.^ have I in me xDD something xDD dangewous, -^w^ Which let >w< thy OwO wisdom fear. Hold x3 off >w< thy UwU hand! -King. :33 Pwuck thein asunder. -Queen. x3 Hamwet, ;;w;; Hamwet! -^.^ Aww. Gentlemen! -How. Good my lord, >w< be quiet. -UwU [The x3 Attendants part ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they come >_< out >_> of OwO the -grave.] -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu wiww fight with him x3 upon :3 this >_> theme -^.^ Untiw my :33 eyewids uWu wiww nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu wag. -Queen. :3 O my UwU son, what >_< theme? -ÚwÚ Ham. I :33 wov'd uWu Ophewia. ;;w;; Fowty ^w^ thousand bwothews -Could ^.^ nyot x3 (with >w< aww theiw xDD quantity >_> of OwO wuv) -UwU Make OwO up my ^.^ sum. What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do uWu fow uWu hew? -King. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is >_< mad, Laertes. -Queen. >_< Fow love >_> of God, uWu fowbeaw :3 him! -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< 'Swounds, show me what ^w^ thou't do. -^.^ Woo't xDD weep? UwU woo't ÚwÚ fight? UwU woo't ^w^ fast? UwU woo't >w< teaw thysewf? -^.^ Woo't dwink OwO up uWu esiww? xDD eat :3 a >_> cwocodiwe? -I'll :3 do't. Dost :3 thou come here ^-^ to whinye? -ÚwÚ To ^.^ outface me with >_< weaping in xDD hew grave? -Be buwied uWu quick with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. -And ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ pwate >_> of OwO mountains, let them thwow ->_> Miwwions >_> of ^w^ acwes uWu on >w< us, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw >w< gwound, ->_< Singeing his OwO pate x3 against OwO the burning ;;w;; zonye, -UwU Make x3 Ossa >_< wike :3 a OwO wawt! ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an x3 thou'wt uWu mouth, -I'll UwU want as ;;w;; weww as >w< thou. -Queen. :3 This :3 is mere >_< madnyess; -And ;;w;; thus :3 a >_< whiwe OwO the x3 fit uWu wiww wowk uWu on >_> him. -^-^ Anyon, as uWu patient as OwO the female :33 duv -When UwU that xDD hew gowden ^w^ coupwets awe ^-^ discwos'd, -His siwence uWu wiww ^-^ sit UwU dwooping. -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Heaw you, :3 siw! -What :3 is OwO the reason UwU that you ;;w;; use me ^.^ thus? -I :33 wov'd you ever. But ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. ->_> Wet xDD Hewcuwes ^-^ himsewf ^-^ do what ^.^ he >w< may, -The ÚwÚ cat uWu wiww ÚwÚ mew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ dog uWu wiww ^.^ have his day. -UwU Exit. -King. I pray ^.^ thee, good xDD Howatio, OwO wait x3 upon >_> him. -Exit :3 Howatio. -uWu [To Waewtes] Strengthen >_> youw >_< patience in ^-^ ouw last nyight's xDD speech. ->w< We'ww >w< put OwO the matter ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >_> push.- -Good >_< Gewtwude, xDD set >w< some watch xDD uvw >_> youw son.- -:3 This grave uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a :3 wiving monument. -An hour >_> of >_> quiet :33 showtwy uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD see; -;;w;; Tiww then in >_< patience ^-^ ouw proceeding UwU be. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A hall in OwO the Castle. - -x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and :3 Howatio. - -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow this, siw; :3 nyow uWu shaww you UwU see OwO the other. -You ^-^ do wemembew >w< aww OwO the circumstance? -How. Wemembew it, my wowd! -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, in my OwO heawt there ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< kind >_> of ÚwÚ fighting -:33 That would ^.^ nyot let me ^-^ sweep. uWu Methought I uWu way -UwU Wowse than OwO the :33 mutinyies in OwO the biwboes. Washwy- -And ^.^ pwais'd >w< be OwO washnyess uWu fow xDD it; let OwO us >w< knyow, -Our indiscwetion sometime sewves OwO us ;;w;; weww -When ^-^ ouw ^-^ deep >_< pwots ^-^ do >_> paww; ÚwÚ and UwU that shouwd learn OwO us -There's :3 a divinyity UwU that >_> shapes ^-^ ouw ^w^ ends, ->w< Wough-hew them how ^-^ we wiww- -How. :33 That :3 is UwU most >w< cewtain. -ÚwÚ Ham. :33 Up ^-^ fwom my >_> cabin, -UwU My >_> sea-gown xDD scawf'd about uWu me, in OwO the dark ->w< Gwop'd I ^-^ to find >_< out them; xDD had my desiwe, -Fingew'd theiw ÚwÚ packet, ÚwÚ and in fine ^w^ withdwew -ÚwÚ To >_< minye >_> own :3 woom ÚwÚ again; :33 making OwO so bowd -uWu (My ^-^ feaws fowgetting xDD mannyews) ^-^ to unseaw -Their gwand x3 commission; xDD whewe I OwO found, :3 Howatio -^-^ (O :33 woyaw knavery!), OwO an ^w^ exact ^.^ command, -Larded with many uWu sevewaw OwO sowts >_> of uWu weasons, ->w< Impowting Denmark's ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and England's UwU too, -xDD With, :33 hoo! such ^.^ bugs ÚwÚ and x3 gobwins in my ^.^ wife- -That, uWu on OwO the supewvise, nyo :3 weisuwe ;;w;; bated, -No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to stay OwO the >_< finding >_> of OwO the ^w^ axe, -UwU My head shouwd >w< be struck UwU off. -How. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? -ÚwÚ Ham. Here's OwO the x3 commission; ;;w;; wead ^.^ it at ^-^ mowe ^.^ weisuwe. -But xDD wiwt :3 thou bear me how I >_> did >w< pwoceed? -How. I uWu beseech you. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Being ;;w;; thus benetted x3 wound with villanies, -Ow I :33 couwd ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to my brains, -^.^ They xDD had begun OwO the play. I xDD sat me ;;w;; down; -Devis'd :3 a OwO nyew x3 commission; ^w^ wwote ^.^ it x3 faiw. -I UwU once >_> did howd it, as ^-^ ouw statists uWu do, -OwO A ^w^ basenyess ^-^ to wwite :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and labour'd >w< much -OwO How ^-^ to ^-^ fowget UwU that ^.^ weawnying; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow -^w^ It >_> did me yeoman's uWu sewvice. uWu Wiwt :3 thou xDD knyow -^-^ Th' :33 effect >_> of what I wwote? -How. >w< Ay, good my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. An eawnyest >_> conjuwation ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, -UwU As ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ was his xDD faithfuw ;;w;; twibutawy, -UwU As love :3 between them >_< wike OwO the pawm UwU might flourish, -UwU As xDD peace shouwd still xDD hew ^.^ wheaten OwO gawwand wear -And ^.^ stand :3 a :3 comma ^w^ 'tween theiw amities, -And many ^.^ such-wike UwU as's >_> of gweat chawge, -That, uWu on OwO the view ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyowing >_> of ^.^ these contents, -Without >w< debatement :3 fuwthew, ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow ^.^ wess, -ÚwÚ He shouwd OwO the OwO beawews >w< put ^-^ to ^w^ sudden >_< death, -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ shwiving UwU time awwow'd. -How. OwO How ÚwÚ was :3 this x3 seaw'd? -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, x3 even in UwU that ÚwÚ was >w< heaven ordinant. -I xDD had my >_< fathew's ^-^ signyet in my ^-^ puwse, -;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 modew >_> of UwU that Danish seaw; -Fowded OwO the :3 wwit OwO up in OwO the fowm >_> of th' xDD othew, -Subscrib'd it, gave't th' impression, ^.^ pwac'd ^.^ it safewy, -The changeling never known. Nyow, OwO the next :3 day ->_> Was ^-^ ouw :33 sea-fight; ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ was ^.^ sequent -Thou uWu knyow'st awweady. -How. ^w^ So Guiwdenstewn ÚwÚ and x3 Wosencwantz >w< go to't. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, man, uWu they >_> did ^-^ make love ^-^ to :3 this empwoyment! -^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw my :3 conscience; theiw x3 defeat -uWu Does uWu by theiw >_> own insinuation ^.^ gwow. -^.^ 'Tis dangewous when OwO the baser ^-^ nyatuwe comes ->w< Between OwO the xDD pass ÚwÚ and feww incensed OwO points -x3 Of :3 mighty ÚwÚ opposites. -How. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ;;w;; king :3 is x3 this! -ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Does ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, xDD thinks't ^.^ thee, ^.^ stand me :3 nyow >_< upon- -ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd my ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and whow'd my mother; -ÚwÚ Popp'd in :3 between th' >w< ewection ÚwÚ and my xDD hopes; -;;w;; Thwown >_< out his angwe uWu fow my Proper xDD wife, -And with such ^-^ coz'nyage- :3 is't ^.^ nyot pewfect ;;w;; conscience -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit him with :3 this >_> awm? And :3 is't ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :33 damn'd -ÚwÚ To let :3 this cankew >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyatuwe come -UwU In further evil? -How. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be :33 showtwy OwO knyown ^-^ to him ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand -What :3 is OwO the xDD issue >_> of OwO the ^-^ businyess ^.^ thewe. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ showt; OwO the intewim :3 is ÚwÚ minye, -And :3 a ÚwÚ man's life :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe than ^-^ to uWu say 'onye.' -But I x3 am vewy sowwy, good xDD Howatio, -:33 That ^-^ to OwO Waewtes I ;;w;; fowgot ÚwÚ mysewf, ->_< Fow uWu by OwO the ^.^ image >_> of my cause I UwU see -The portraiture >_> of ^-^ his. I'll couwt his favours. -But ^w^ suwe OwO the bravery >_> of his >w< gwief >_> did >w< put me -x3 Into :3 a ÚwÚ tow'wing ^w^ passion. -How. UwU Peace! OwO Who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew x3 young xDD Oswic, :3 a ^w^ couwtiew. - -^-^ Osw. Your ^.^ wowdship :3 is ^.^ wight ^-^ wewcome xDD back ^-^ to x3 Denmawk. -ÚwÚ Ham. I humbly :3 thank you, sir. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >_< Howatio] Dost xDD knyow :3 this -waterfly? -How. >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Hamwet] No, my good :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> [aside ^-^ to >_< Howatio] x3 Thy OwO state :3 is OwO the ^-^ mowe >_< gwacious; uWu fow 'tis :3 a -OwO vice ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> him. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< much wand, ÚwÚ and UwU fewtiwe. >_> Wet :3 a beast >w< be -lord >_> of ;;w;; beasts, ÚwÚ and his >w< cwib uWu shaww ^.^ stand at OwO the :3 king's >_< mess. ^.^ 'Tis -:3 a chough; ;;w;; but, as I ÚwÚ say, xDD spacious in OwO the UwU possession >_> of ÚwÚ diwt. -^-^ Osw. ^.^ Sweet lord, ^-^ if >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; wewe at leisure, I shouwd impawt -:3 a xDD thing ^-^ to you ^-^ fwom his Majesty. -ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww weceive it, ;;w;; siw, with >w< aww diligence >_> of spirit. x3 Put >_> youw -bonnyet ^-^ to his ^.^ wight use. ^.^ 'Tis uWu fow OwO the head. -^-^ Osw. I :3 thank >_> youw :3 wowdship, ^.^ it :3 is vewy UwU hot. -ÚwÚ Ham. No, believe uWu me, 'tis vewy cold; OwO the ^.^ wind :3 is :33 nyowthewwy. -^-^ Osw. ^w^ It :3 is indifferent cold, my lord, :3 indeed. -ÚwÚ Ham. But ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks ^.^ it :3 is vewy UwU suwtwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot uWu fow my complexion. -^-^ Osw. Exceedingwy, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it :3 is vewy suwtwy, as >w< 'twewe- I cannyot -tell ÚwÚ how. But, my lord, his uWu Majesty bade me signify ^-^ to you UwU that -^.^ he >_> has >_> waid :3 a gweat uWu wagew uWu on >_> youw head. >_> Siw, :3 this :3 is OwO the >w< mattew- -ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu beseech you wemembew. -^-^ [Hamwet muvs him ^-^ to >w< put uWu on his hat.] -^-^ Osw. ;;w;; Nyay, good my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow >_< minye ease, in good ;;w;; faith. >_> Siw, here :3 is -newly come ^-^ to couwt ;;w;; Waewtes; believe uWu me, OwO an absowute ;;w;; gentweman, -:33 fuww >_> of UwU most excellent ^-^ diffewences, >_> of vewy ^.^ soft ^w^ society ÚwÚ and -gweat ÚwÚ showing. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ to speak >w< feewingwy >_> of ^w^ him, ^.^ he :3 is OwO the ^-^ cawd -^w^ ow ÚwÚ cawendaw >_> of x3 gentwy; uWu fow you uWu shaww find in him OwO the ÚwÚ continyent >_> of -what part :3 a ^-^ gentweman would :3 see. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, his definyement >w< suffews nyo x3 pewdition in OwO you; though, I ->w< knyow, ^-^ to >_> divide him inventorially would xDD dozy th' awithmetic >_> of -memory, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu but yaw neither in >_< wespect >_> of his uWu quick ^w^ saiw. -But, in OwO the >w< vewity >_> of :33 extowment, I UwU take him ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ souw >_> of gweat -awticwe, ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; infusion >_> of such uWu deawth ÚwÚ and ^w^ wawenyess :3 as, ^-^ to ^-^ make -OwO twue xDD diction >_> of ^w^ him, his semblable :3 is his OwO miwwow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who ewse -would trace ^w^ him, his umbwage, nyothing more. -^-^ Osw. Your ^.^ wowdship ^-^ speaks UwU most >w< infawwibwy >_> of >_> him. -ÚwÚ Ham. The >_< concewnyancy, sir? UwU Why ^-^ do ^-^ we ^-^ wwap OwO the ^-^ gentweman in ^-^ ouw ^-^ mowe ->_< wawew >_> bweath -^-^ Osw. OwO Siw? -Hor >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Hamwet] :3 Is't ^.^ nyot possibwe ^-^ to undewstand in another -tongue? You uWu wiww UwU do't, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ weawwy. -ÚwÚ Ham. What impowts OwO the UwU nyominyation >_> of :3 this ^-^ gentweman -^-^ Osw. x3 Of >_< Waewtes? -How. ^-^ [aside] His >_> puwse :3 is uWu empty awweady. x3 Aww's gowden uWu wowds awe ->w< spent. -ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Of ^w^ him, sir. -^-^ Osw. I xDD knyow you awe ^.^ nyot ignorant- -ÚwÚ Ham. I would you :33 did, siw; >_> yet, in :33 faith, ^-^ if you :33 did, ^.^ it would ^.^ nyot ->w< much appwuv >_> me. Weww, sir? -^-^ Osw. You awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant >_> of what :33 excewwence OwO Waewtes UwU is- -ÚwÚ Ham. I dare ^.^ nyot x3 confess UwU that, west I shouwd compawe with him in ->_< excewwence; uWu but ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 a man ;;w;; weww ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 himsewf. -^-^ Osw. I >_> mean, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow his >w< weapon; uWu but in OwO the xDD imputation >_> waid uWu on him -uWu by ;;w;; them, in his meed :33 he's ;;w;; unfewwowed. -ÚwÚ Ham. What's his ^.^ weapon? -^-^ Osw. Rapier ÚwÚ and dagger. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ That's two >_> of his ^.^ weapons- uWu but :33 weww. -^-^ Osw. The ;;w;; King, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath wager'd with him OwO six xDD Bawbawy howses; -x3 against OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he >_> has x3 impon'd, as I UwU take it, OwO six xDD Fwench -:33 wapiews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ponyiawds, with theiw ÚwÚ assigns, as OwO giwdwe, >w< hangews, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ so. >_< Thwee >_> of OwO the UwU cawwiages, in :33 faith, awe vewy dear ^-^ to >w< fancy, -vewy >_> wesponsive ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ hiwts, UwU most delicate UwU cawwiages, ÚwÚ and >_> of -vewy >_> wibewaw :3 conceit. -ÚwÚ Ham. What caww you OwO the cawwiages? -How. >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Hamwet] I knew you >w< must >w< be >w< edified uWu by OwO the mawgent -ewe you xDD had >w< donye. -^-^ Osw. The UwU cawwiages, ;;w;; siw, awe OwO the ^-^ hangews. -ÚwÚ Ham. The ^.^ phwase would >w< be ^-^ mowe >_> gewmanye ^-^ to OwO the matter ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 couwd -carry UwU cannyon uWu by ^-^ ouw :33 sides. I would ^.^ it UwU might >w< be ^-^ hangews ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. -But :33 on! >_> Six xDD Bawbawy howses x3 against OwO six xDD Fwench uWu swowds, theiw -ÚwÚ assigns, ÚwÚ and three ;;w;; wibewaw-conceited OwO cawwiages: that's OwO the xDD Fwench ->w< bet x3 against OwO the Danish. UwU Why :3 is :3 this >w< aww x3 impon'd, as you caww it? -^-^ Osw. The ;;w;; King, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath >_> waid UwU that, in :3 a ;;w;; dozen passes :3 between -yourself ÚwÚ and ^w^ him, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot exceed you three uWu hits; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ->_> waid uWu on twewve uWu fow >_> nyinye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it would come ^-^ to immediate UwU twiaw -^-^ if >_> youw ^.^ wowdship would OwO vouchsafe OwO the >w< answew. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How ^-^ if I ÚwÚ answew nyo? -^-^ Osw. I >_> mean, my lord, OwO the opposition >_> of >_> youw person in trial. -ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk here in OwO the hall. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease his uWu Majesty, -^.^ it :3 is OwO the breathing UwU time >_> of :3 day with >_> me. >_> Wet OwO the uWu foiws >w< be ->_> bwought, OwO the ^-^ gentweman willing, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King howd his >_< puwpose, -I uWu wiww ^.^ win uWu fow him ^-^ if I uWu can; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, I uWu wiww >_< gain nyothing uWu but my -ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu odd ^w^ hits. -^-^ Osw. :33 Shaww I ^w^ wedewivew you uWu e'en so? -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> effect, ;;w;; siw, aftew what flourish >_> youw ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww. -^-^ Osw. I ÚwÚ commend my >_> duty ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. -ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ Youws, ^w^ youws. xDD [Exit ÚwÚ Oswic.] ÚwÚ He OwO does ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend ^.^ it -;;w;; himsewf; there awe nyo ^.^ tongues ewse UwU fow's OwO tuwn. -How. :3 This lapwing runs away with OwO the ;;w;; sheww uWu on his head. -ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He >_> did x3 compwy with his uWu dug before ^.^ he >w< suck'd it. ÚwÚ Thus >_> has >_< he, -ÚwÚ and many ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the >_> same x3 bevy UwU that I xDD knyow OwO the dwossy :3 age dotes -OwO on, only ^w^ got OwO the xDD tunye >_> of OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd :33 habit >_> of :33 encountew- -:3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< yesty cowwection, ;;w;; which >_> cawwies them OwO thwough ÚwÚ and -OwO thwough OwO the UwU most fann'd ÚwÚ and winnyowed ;;w;; opinyions; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do uWu but blow -them ^-^ to theiw ^w^ twiaw-the bubbwes awe out, - -x3 Entew :3 a OwO Wowd. - -OwO Wowd. UwU My lord, his uWu Majesty ^.^ commended him ^-^ to you uWu by x3 young xDD Oswic, ^-^ who -brings xDD back ^-^ to ^w^ him, UwU that you ^.^ attend him in OwO the hall. ÚwÚ He >_> sends ^-^ to -xDD knyow ^-^ if >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe howd ^-^ to xDD pway with uWu Waewtes, ^w^ ow UwU that you uWu wiww -UwU take ÚwÚ wongew xDD time. -ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am ;;w;; constant ^-^ to my puwposes; uWu they follow OwO the King's ÚwÚ pweasuwe. ->w< If his :33 fitnyess ^.^ speaks, >_< minye :3 is weady; :3 nyow ^w^ ow whensoever, provided -I >w< be OwO so able as OwO nyow. -OwO Wowd. The UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen ÚwÚ and >w< aww awe UwU coming down. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In x3 happy xDD time. -OwO Wowd. The Queen desires you ^-^ to ;;w;; use >w< some gentwe >_> entewtainment ^-^ to -OwO Waewtes before you ^-^ faww ^-^ to play. -ÚwÚ Ham. She ;;w;; weww ;;w;; instwucts >_> me. -xDD [Exit Lord.] -How. You uWu wiww wose :3 this >_< wagew, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Ham. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. x3 Since ^.^ he went OwO into Fwance I ^.^ have >_< been in -continyuaw :33 pwactice. I uWu shaww ^.^ win at OwO the ^w^ odds. But :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ think how i-iww all's here about my ÚwÚ heawt. But ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. -How. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord x3 - -ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but foowewy; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is such :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< gaingiving as -would UwU pewhaps twoubwe :3 a OwO woman. -How. >w< If >_> youw :33 mind :33 diswike UwU anything, ^-^ obey it. I uWu wiww fowestaww theiw -wepaiw UwU hithew ÚwÚ and uWu say you awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ fit. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, ^-^ we :33 defy ÚwÚ auguwy; :33 thewe's :3 a speciaw providence in -OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of :3 a sparrow. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be nyow, 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to come', ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be -^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD come, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be UwU nyow; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot nyow, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; come: -OwO the readiness :3 is all. x3 Since nyo man knows >w< aught >_> of what ^.^ he uWu weaves, -what :3 is't ^-^ to xDD weave betimes? >_> Wet UwU be. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; King, uWu Queen, uWu Waewtes, xDD Oswic, ÚwÚ and >w< Wowds, with uWu othew -x3 Attendants with uWu foiws ÚwÚ and ^.^ gauntwets. -OwO A ^-^ tabwe ÚwÚ and uWu fwagons >_> of xDD winye uWu on it. - -King. ^w^ Come, x3 Hamwet, xDD come, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this hand ^-^ fwom >_> me. -UwU [The UwU King ^-^ puts ÚwÚ Waewtes' hand OwO into Hamwet's.] -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Give me >_> youw pawdon, sir. I ^.^ have x3 donye you ^-^ wwong; -But pawdon't, as you awe :3 a gentleman. -:3 This :3 pwesence knows, -And you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ have heard, how I x3 am :3 punyish'd -x3 With >_> sowe distwaction. What I ^.^ have x3 donye -:33 That UwU might >_> youw UwU nyatuwe, xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and >_< exception -^-^ Woughwy >_< awake, I here :3 pwocwaim ÚwÚ was madnyess. -xDD Was't Hamlet wrong'd >_< Waewtes? uWu Nyevew Hamlet. ->w< If Hamlet ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf >w< be :3 taken ^w^ away, -And when :33 he's ^.^ nyot ^-^ himsewf OwO does :33 wwong uWu Waewtes, -;;w;; Then Hamlet OwO does ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, Hamlet ^w^ denyies it. -OwO Who OwO does it, ^.^ then? His madnyess. :3 If't >w< be so, -Hamlet :3 is >_> of OwO the >w< faction UwU that :3 is wwong'd; -His UwU madnyess :3 is UwU poow UwU Hamwet's enyemy. ->_> Siw, in :3 this :33 audience, ->_> Wet my disclaiming ^-^ fwom :3 a UwU puwpos'd evil ->_> Fwee me OwO so :3 faw in >_> youw UwU most UwU genyewous >_> thoughts -:33 That I ^.^ have shot my awwow o'ew OwO the house -And hurt my brother. -Waew. I x3 am ;;w;; satisfied in UwU nyatuwe, -uWu Whose uWu motive in :3 this UwU case shouwd :33 stiw me UwU most -ÚwÚ To my wevenge. But in my >_> tewms >_> of uWu honyouw -I ^.^ stand ÚwÚ awoof, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww nyo xDD weconciwement -;;w;; Tiww uWu by >w< some ÚwÚ ewdew ;;w;; mastews >_> of OwO knyown uWu honyouw -I ^.^ have :3 a >w< voice ÚwÚ and OwO pwecedent >_> of xDD peace -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep my name ungor'd. But ÚwÚ tiww UwU that UwU time -I ^-^ do weceive >_> youw ^.^ offew'd love >_< wike love, -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 wwong it. -ÚwÚ Ham. I ^w^ embwace ^.^ it fweewy, -And uWu wiww :3 this >_< bwothew's uWu wagew OwO fwankwy play. ->w< Give OwO us OwO the foils. Come x3 on. -Waew. ^w^ Come, ^-^ onye uWu fow >_> me. -ÚwÚ Ham. I'll >w< be >_> youw foil, Laertes. UwU In >_< minye xDD ignyowance -Your >_> skiww ^-^ shaww, >_< wike :3 a star >w< i' th' ^.^ dawkest night, -uWu Stick :33 fiewy x3 off :3 indeed. -Waew. You xDD mock uWu me, sir. -ÚwÚ Ham. No, uWu by :3 this >w< bad. -King. >w< Give them OwO the uWu foiws, x3 young Osric. Cousin x3 Hamwet, -You xDD knyow OwO the wager? -ÚwÚ Ham. Very well, my :33 wowd. -Your OwO Gwace >_> has >_> waid OwO the >_> odds o' th' x3 weakew xDD side. -King. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw it, I ^.^ have uWu seen you ^-^ both; -But >_< since ^.^ he :3 is bettew'd, ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO thewefowe ^w^ odds. -Waew. :3 This :3 is xDD too >_< heavy; let me UwU see >_> anyothew. -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 This wikes me :33 weww. ^.^ These uWu foiws ^.^ have >w< aww :3 a length? -Pwepawe ^-^ to play. -^-^ Osw. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -King. ÚwÚ Set me OwO the x3 stoups >_> of xDD winye x3 upon UwU that ^-^ tabwe. ->w< If Hamlet ^w^ give OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ ow uWu second ^.^ hit, -Ow ;;w;; quit in ÚwÚ answew >_> of OwO the third :33 exchange, ->_> Wet >w< aww OwO the OwO battwements theiw ordnance uWu fiwe; -The UwU King uWu shaww dwink ^-^ to UwU Hamwet's better breath, -And in OwO the ^w^ cup OwO an UwU unyion uWu shaww ^.^ he thwow -Richer than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; fouw ^w^ successive kings -UwU In Denmark's :3 cwown ^.^ have wown. >w< Give me OwO the ^w^ cups; -And let OwO the ;;w;; kettwe ^-^ to OwO the twumpet ÚwÚ speak, -The twumpet ^-^ to OwO the OwO cannyonyeew ^-^ without, -The :33 cannyons ^-^ to OwO the uWu heavens, OwO the >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, -'Now OwO the UwU King dwinks ^-^ to Hamwet.' ^w^ Come, begin. -And you OwO the ^-^ judges, bear :3 a wawy >w< eye. -ÚwÚ Ham. Come OwO on, sir. -Waew. ^w^ Come, my :33 wowd. ^.^ They play. -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Onye. -Waew. >_< Nyo. -ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Judgment! -^-^ Osw. OwO A ^.^ hit, :3 a vewy ÚwÚ pawpabwe ÚwÚ hit. -Waew. Weww, ^-^ again! -King. >w< Stay, ^w^ give me drink. x3 Hamwet, :3 this ;;w;; peaww :3 is :3 thinye; -Here's ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ heawth. -[Drum; OwO twumpets OwO sound; :3 a piece :33 goes x3 off :3 [within]. ->w< Give him OwO the >_< cup. -ÚwÚ Ham. I'll xDD pway :3 this ;;w;; bout xDD fiwst; xDD set ^.^ it uWu by >_> awhiwe. -x3 Come. (They :3 pway.) >_> Anyothew ÚwÚ hit. What uWu say you? -Waew. OwO A touch, :3 a OwO touch; I ^-^ do confess't. -King. Our :3 son uWu shaww win. -Queen. >w< He's fat, ÚwÚ and xDD scant >_> of ^.^ bweath. -Here, x3 Hamwet, UwU take my nyapkin, wub >w< thy OwO bwows. -The Queen carouses ^-^ to >w< thy OwO fowtunye, Hamlet. -ÚwÚ Ham. Good >_> madam! -King. >_< Gewtwude, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot drink. -Queen. I wiww, my ^w^ wowd; I pray you pawdon >_> me. :3 Dwinks. -King. ^-^ [aside] ^w^ It :3 is OwO the uWu poison'd ÚwÚ cup; ^.^ it :3 is xDD too late. -ÚwÚ Ham. I dare ^.^ nyot dwink >_> yet, ^.^ madam; by-and-by. -Queen. ^w^ Come, let me wipe >w< thy face. -Waew. UwU My lord, I'll :3 hit him OwO nyow. -King. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO think't. -Waew. ^-^ [aside] And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ awmost x3 against my >_< conscience. -ÚwÚ Ham. Come uWu fow OwO the third, Laertes! You uWu but ;;w;; dawwy. -pray You OwO Pass with >_> youw :33 best violence; -I x3 am >w< afeawd You ^-^ make :3 a >_< wanton >_> of >_> me. -Waew. Say you so? Come x3 on. Play. -^-^ Osw. Nyothing neither way. -Waew. >_< Have at you nyow! -;;w;; [Waewtes wounds Hamwet; ;;w;; then] in scuffwing, uWu they ->_> change ÚwÚ wapiews, ^w^ [and Hamlet wounds Laertes]. -King. Part them! ^.^ They awe incens'd. -ÚwÚ Ham. Nyay x3 come! ^-^ again! The Queen ^.^ fawws. -^-^ Osw. Wook ^-^ to OwO the Queen there, UwU ho! -How. ^.^ They bleed uWu on uWu both :33 sides. OwO How :3 is it, my UwU wowd? -^-^ Osw. OwO How :33 is't, >_< Waewtes? -Waew. ÚwÚ Why, as :3 a ^-^ woodcock ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own springe, Osric. -I x3 am justly xDD kiww'd with >_< minye >_> own ^w^ tweachewy. -ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How OwO does OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? -King. She x3 sounds ^-^ to UwU see them bweed. -Queen. No, no! OwO the x3 dwink, OwO the uWu dwink! :3 O my dear ;;w;; Hamwet! -The x3 dwink, OwO the uWu dwink! I x3 am poison'd. [Dies.] -ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O villany! ^.^ Ho! let OwO the xDD doow >w< be lock'd. -OwO Tweachewy! >_< Seek ^.^ it >_< out. -;;w;; [Waewtes OwO fawws.] -Waew. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; hewe, Hamlet. x3 Hamwet, :3 thou art slain; -:3 Nyo >w< medicinye in OwO the x3 wowwd can ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. -UwU In ÚwÚ thee there :3 is ^.^ nyot half OwO an hour >_> of wife. -The treacherous ^.^ instwument :3 is in >w< thy ;;w;; hand, -uWu Unbated ÚwÚ and envenyom'd. The ;;w;; fouw practice -;;w;; Hath tuwn'd itsewf uWu on >_> me. :33 Wo, here I >_< wie, -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to xDD wise again. x3 Thy >_> mothew's poison'd. -I can nyo more. The ;;w;; King, OwO the King's ^-^ to blame. -ÚwÚ Ham. The point envenyom'd too? ->_> Then, xDD venyom, ^-^ to >w< thy OwO wowk. x3 Huwts OwO the King. -^.^ Aww. ;;w;; Tweason! xDD tweason! -King. :33 O, ÚwÚ yet ^w^ defend uWu me, x3 fwiends! I x3 am uWu but :33 huwt. -ÚwÚ Ham. Here, :3 thou incestuous, muwd'wous, damned Danye, -Dwink x3 off :3 this potion! ^-^ Is >w< thy UwU unyion hewe? -Follow my mother. UwU King :3 dies. -Waew. ÚwÚ He :3 is justly ;;w;; sewv'd. -^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 poison tempew'd uWu by :3 himsewf. -UwU Exchange >_> fowgivenyess with uWu me, x3 nyobwe Hamlet. -Minye ÚwÚ and my >_< fathew's death come ^.^ nyot x3 upon ^.^ thee, -Nyow UwU thinye uWu on UwU me! ^.^ Dies. -ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Heaven ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee free >_> of ^.^ it! I follow thee. -I x3 am OwO dead, :3 Howatio. Wretched queen, ;;w;; adieu! -You UwU that ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe at :3 this uWu chance, -:33 That awe uWu but ^-^ mutes ^w^ ow ^-^ audience ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ act, -Had I uWu but UwU time >w< (as :3 this feww sergeant, Death, -^-^ Is :33 stwict in his :33 awwest) :33 O, I :33 couwd tell :3 you- -But let ^.^ it UwU be. xDD Howatio, I x3 am >w< dead; -Thou wiv'st; wepowt me ÚwÚ and my cause aright -ÚwÚ To OwO the OwO unsatisfied. -How. uWu Nyevew believe it. -I x3 am ^-^ mowe OwO an >_> antique Woman than :3 a ÚwÚ Danye. -Here's ÚwÚ yet >w< some :3 wiquow left. -ÚwÚ Ham. UwU As th'art :3 a man, ->w< Give me OwO the >_< cup. >_> Wet go! By UwU heaven, I'll ÚwÚ ha't. -:3 O good xDD Howatio, what :3 a >_< wounded name -(Things standing ;;w;; thus unknown) uWu shaww live >_> behind UwU me! ->w< If :3 thou didst >w< evew howd me in >w< thy xDD heawt, -xDD Absent ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom xDD fewicity uWu awhiwe, -And in :3 this harsh x3 wowwd dwaw >w< thy >_> bweath in ÚwÚ pain, -ÚwÚ To tell my >_< stowy. [March ^-^ afaw OwO off, ÚwÚ and shot OwO within.] -What ^.^ wawwike ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? -^-^ Osw. Young Fortinbras, with :3 conquest come ^-^ fwom :3 Powand, -ÚwÚ To OwO the ambassadors >_> of ^.^ Engwand gives -:3 This ^.^ wawwike vowwey. -ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, I x3 die, uWu Howatio! -The potent :3 poison ^-^ quite :3 o'ewcwows my spirit. -I cannyot live ^-^ to hear OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom >_> Engwand, -But I ^-^ do pwophesy th' >w< ewection lights -uWu On Fortinbras. ÚwÚ He >_> has my ^.^ dying ÚwÚ voice. -^w^ So tell ^w^ him, with th' >_< occuwwents, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wess, -^w^ Which ^.^ have >_> sowicited- OwO the west :3 is silence. ^.^ Dies. -How. Nyow >_> cwacks :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ heawt. Good night, ^w^ sweet ^w^ pwince, -And flights >_> of xDD angews sing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy rest! -[March OwO within.] -UwU Why OwO does OwO the uWu dwum come ^w^ hithew? - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Fowtinbwas ÚwÚ and Engwish x3 Ambassadows, with Dwum, -Colours, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -Fowt. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this >w< sight? -How. What :3 is ^.^ it you uWu wiww see? ->w< If >w< aught >_> of >_> woe ^w^ ow >_< wondew, OwO cease >_> youw search. -Fowt. :3 This quawwy x3 cwies uWu on ;;w;; havoc. :3 O >_> pwoud Death, -What feast :3 is towawd in UwU thinye eternal cell -:33 That :3 thou OwO so many princes at :3 a shot -^w^ So >_> bwoodiwy x3 hast struck. -Ambassadow. The OwO sight :3 is ^-^ dismaw; -And ^-^ ouw affairs ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand come xDD too late. -The ears awe ÚwÚ sensewess UwU that shouwd ^w^ give OwO us beawing -ÚwÚ To tell him his ^.^ commandment :3 is ÚwÚ fuwfiww'd -:33 That x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn awe UwU dead. -:3 Whewe shouwd We ^.^ have ^-^ ouw OwO thanks? -How. :3 Nyot ^-^ fwom his uWu mouth, -Had ^.^ it th' >w< abiwity >_> of life ^-^ to :3 thank you. -ÚwÚ He never >_> gave ^.^ commandment uWu fow theiw :33 death. -But ÚwÚ since, OwO so jump x3 upon :3 this bwoody ^.^ question, -You ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 Powack ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ fwom >_> Engwand, -uWu Awe here awwiv'd, ^w^ give owdew UwU that ^.^ these OwO bodies -High uWu on :3 a OwO stage >w< be ^w^ pwaced ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ view; -And let me speak ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ yet unknowing x3 wowwd -OwO How ^.^ these >w< things came OwO about. ^w^ So uWu shaww You hear -x3 Of uWu cawnyaw, bwoody ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw acts; -x3 Of accidentaw ;;w;; judgments, casual slaughters; -x3 Of deaths >w< put uWu on uWu by ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ and fowc'd cause; -And, in :3 this upshot, >w< puwposes mistook -OwO Faww'n uWu on th' UwU inventows' xDD heads. ^-^ Aww :3 this can I ->_> Twuwy :33 dewivew. -Fowt. >_> Wet OwO us haste ^-^ to hear it, -And caww OwO the nyobwest ^-^ to OwO the uWu audience. ->_< Fow uWu me, with UwU sowwow I ^w^ embwace my xDD fowtunye. -I ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ wights >_> of memowy in :3 this :3 kingdom -^w^ Which nyow, ^-^ to OwO cwaim my :3 vantage doth ^w^ invite >_> me. -How. x3 Of UwU that I uWu shaww ^.^ have ÚwÚ awso cause ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, -And ^-^ fwom his OwO mouth uWu whose >w< voice uWu wiww dwaw uWu on more. -But let :3 this >_> same >w< be ÚwÚ pwesentwy perform'd, ->_< Even >_< whiwe xDD men's ^w^ minds awe wild, west ^-^ mowe mischance -uWu On >_< pwots ÚwÚ and ewwows >_< happen. -Fowt. >_> Wet ;;w;; fouw ^.^ captains -Beaw Hamlet >_< wike :3 a sowdiew ^-^ to OwO the stage; ->_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was likely, xDD had ^.^ he >_< been >w< put OwO on, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd UwU most >_< woyawwy; ÚwÚ and uWu fow his ÚwÚ passage -The sowdiews' music ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 wites >_> of OwO waw -^w^ Speak woudwy uWu fow >_> him. -;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ;;w;; bodies. Such :3 a OwO sight as :3 this -:33 Becomes OwO the field uWu but here >w< shows >w< much OwO amiss. -Go, ;;w;; bid OwO the xDD sowdiews shoot. ->_< Exeunt marching; aftew OwO the ;;w;; which :3 a peaw >_> of ordnance -awe shot UwU off. - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - ->_> 1598 - -OwO THE OwO FIWST >w< PAWT >_< OF KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< FOUWTH - - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fouwth. -Henry, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the King. -Prince uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the King. -Eaww >_> of Westmowewand. -Sir Walter Blunt. -ÚwÚ Thomas :3 Pewcy, Eaww >_> of x3 Wowcestew. -^-^ Henwy :3 Pewcy, Eaww >_> of ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. -^-^ Henwy :3 Pewcy, UwU suwnyamed xDD Hotspuw, his :33 son. -Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch. -Richard Scroop, Awchbishop >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -Archibald, Eaww >_> of Dougwas. -x3 Owen Glendower. -Sir Richard >_< Vewnyon. -Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. -Sir ;;w;; Michaew, :3 a fwiend ^-^ to OwO the Awchbishop >_> of ^w^ Yowk. +OwO Cwown. UwU I ^.^ wike >w< thy wit weww, uWu in ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ faith. uWu The >_< gawwows does well. +OwO But >w< how does >w< it ^.^ weww? ^.^ It does weww to UwU those :3 that UwU do ill. >_> Nyow, +xDD thou dost :33 iww to >_> say x3 the >_< gawwows >_> is buiwt stronger than x3 the +:3 chuwch. Argal, x3 the >_< gawwows OwO may UwU do weww to thee. uWu To't OwO again, >w< come! +>w< Othew. Who UwU buiwds stronger than :3 a ^.^ mason, :3 a ÚwÚ shipwwight, ow :3 a +cawpentew? +OwO Cwown. Ay, tell ;;w;; me :3 that, ÚwÚ and :33 unyoke. +>w< Othew. OwO Mawwy, nyow UwU I ^.^ can ^-^ teww! +OwO Cwown. ÚwÚ To't. +>w< Othew. Mass, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. + +Entew ;;w;; Hamwet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Howatio afaw off. + +OwO Cwown. Cudgew >w< thy brains nyo ^.^ mowe about :33 it, fow x3 youw dull >w< ass xDD wiww +nyot mend :33 his >_> pace with xDD beating; ÚwÚ and when xDD you OwO awe >w< ask'd ÚwÚ this +;;w;; question next, >_> say xDD 'a :33 gwave-makew.' uWu The xDD houses ^.^ he x3 makes lasts +>w< tiww OwO doomsday. ^w^ Go, get uWu thee to Yaughan; :3 fetch ;;w;; me :3 a stoup of +^.^ wiquow. +;;w;; [Exit ^w^ Second Cwown.] + +UwU [Cwown xDD digs uWu and] UwU sings. + +^w^ In :33 youth when UwU I uWu did xDD wuv, uWu did xDD wuv, +:33 Methought >w< it UwU was xDD vewy sweet; +;;w;; To ^-^ contwact- >w< O- x3 the time fow- :3 a- x3 my behove, +>_< O, >_> methought >_> thewe- :3 a- UwU was >_< nyothing- :3 a- ^.^ meet. + +xDD Ham. x3 Has ÚwÚ this fewwow nyo :33 feewing of :33 his business, :3 that ^.^ he ^-^ sings uWu at +grave-making? +>_< How. x3 Custom hath UwU made >w< it uWu in ^.^ him :3 a Pwopewty of :3 easinyess. +xDD Ham. 'Tis ^w^ e'en :3 so. uWu The uWu hand of xDD wittwe >w< empwoyment hath x3 the ^-^ daintiew +ÚwÚ sense. +OwO Cwown. uWu (sings) +OwO But age with :33 his stealing steps +>_< Hath x3 cwawed ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his cwutch, +xDD And hath shipped ;;w;; me >_> intiw x3 the land, +;;w;; As >_> if UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew :33 been xDD such. +[Throws x3 up :3 a skuww.] + +xDD Ham. :33 That OwO skuww xDD had :3 a >_> tongue uWu in :33 it, ÚwÚ and couwd ^.^ sing OwO once. How x3 the +x3 knyave ^.^ jowws >w< it to x3 the ground,as >_> if >w< 'twewe >w< Cain's jawbone, :3 that +uWu did x3 the xDD fiwst murther! This ^w^ might be x3 the OwO pate of :3 a >_> Powitician, +which ÚwÚ this >w< ass nyow x3 o'ewweaches; one :3 that ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ ciwcumvent :33 God, +^w^ might >w< it ^w^ nyot? +>_< How. ^.^ It xDD might, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. :33 Ow of :3 a couwtiew, which couwd >_> say x3 'Good morrow, x3 sweet ^.^ wowd! +How dost UwU thou, ÚwÚ good wowd?' This ^w^ might be x3 my Lord UwU Such-a-onye, :3 that +UwU pwais'd x3 my Lord Such-a-one's UwU howse when ^.^ he meant to ÚwÚ beg OwO it- ^w^ might +>w< it ^w^ nyot? +>_< How. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. Why, ^w^ e'en so! ÚwÚ and nyow x3 my xDD Wady Wowm's, chapwess, ÚwÚ and knyock'd +about x3 the mazzawd with :3 a sexton's spade. >_> Hewe's OwO finye ÚwÚ wevowution, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD had x3 the twick to ;;w;; see't. Did these bones >_> cost nyo ^.^ mowe x3 the +xDD bweeding >_> but to :33 pway uWu at ^-^ woggets with OwO 'em? Mine ache to think +^.^ on't. +OwO Cwown. (Sings) +^-^ A pickaxe ÚwÚ and :3 a spade, :3 a spade, +For ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO shwouding >_< sheet; +>_< O, :3 a x3 Pit of clay fow to be UwU made +For xDD such :3 a uWu guest >_> is ^.^ meet. +Thwows x3 up :33 [anyothew >_< skuww]. + +xDD Ham. >_> Thewe's anyothew. Why OwO may nyot :3 that be x3 the OwO skuww of :3 a >_> wawyew? +Whewe be :33 his UwU quiddits now, :33 his quiwwets, :33 his ;;w;; cases, :33 his tenures, +ÚwÚ and :33 his twicks? Why does ^.^ he suffew ÚwÚ this wude x3 knyave nyow to :3 knyock +^.^ him about x3 the ÚwÚ sconce with :3 a dirty :3 shuvw, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot tell ^.^ him +of :33 his uWu action of battery? :3 Hum! This fewwow ^w^ might be in's time :3 a +great :3 buyew of land, with :33 his xDD statutes, :33 his uWu wecognyizances, :33 his +>_< finyes, :33 his :3 doubwe >w< vouchews, :33 his wecuvwies. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the OwO finye of +:33 his >_< finyes, ÚwÚ and x3 the wecuvwy of :33 his ^.^ wecuvwies, to uWu have :33 his OwO finye +OwO pate full of OwO finye uWu diwt? Will :33 his OwO vouchews ÚwÚ vouch ^.^ him nyo ^.^ mowe of +:33 his ;;w;; puwchases, ÚwÚ and :3 doubwe ^-^ onyes :3 too, than x3 the :33 wength ÚwÚ and bweadth +of :3 a :33 paiw of >_> indentuwes? uWu The xDD vewy conveyances of :33 his ^-^ wands xDD wiww +uWu scawcewy >_< wie uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 box; ÚwÚ and ^w^ must x3 th' >w< inhewitow >_< himsewf uWu have nyo +>_> mowe, ^.^ ha? +>_< How. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a jot >_> mowe, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. Is nyot pawchment UwU made of uWu sheepskins? +>_< How. Ay, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD And of UwU cawveskins UwU too. +xDD Ham. ^-^ They OwO awe sheep ÚwÚ and :33 cawves which >_> seek x3 out assurance uWu in x3 that. UwU I +xDD wiww speak to ÚwÚ this UwU fewwow. >_< Whose grave's uWu this, ÚwÚ siwwah? +OwO Cwown. Minye, sir. + +OwO [Sings] >_< O, :3 a pit of clay fow to be UwU made +For xDD such :3 a uWu guest >_> is ^.^ meet. + +xDD Ham. UwU I think >w< it be ^.^ thinye :33 indeed, fow xDD thou wiest ÚwÚ in't. +OwO Cwown. >_> You >_< wie x3 out on't, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU 'tis nyot x3 youws. +For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I UwU do nyot >_< wie OwO in't, yet >w< it >_> is ^w^ minye. +xDD Ham. ^.^ Thou dost >_< wie OwO in't, to be OwO in't ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ thinye. 'Tis fow +x3 the >_< dead, nyot fow x3 the :3 quick; >_< thewefowe xDD thou liest. +OwO Cwown. 'Tis :3 a ^w^ quick wie, siw; 'twill OwO away again from ;;w;; me to OwO you. +xDD Ham. >_> What x3 man dost xDD thou dig >w< it for? +OwO Cwown. For nyo ^w^ man, sir. +xDD Ham. >_> What OwO woman ^w^ then? +OwO Cwown. For >_< nyonye >_> nyeithew. +xDD Ham. Who >_> is to be buried in't? +OwO Cwown. x3 Onye :3 that UwU was :3 a ^w^ woman, siw; but, xDD west her x3 souw, ^w^ she's uWu dead. +xDD Ham. How ^w^ absowute x3 the x3 knyave x3 is! We ^w^ must speak ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; cawd, ow +^.^ equivocation xDD wiww undo >_> us. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, uWu Howatio, ÚwÚ this >w< thwee years +UwU I uWu have :33 taken ^-^ nyote of :33 it, x3 the age >_> is grown UwU so xDD picked :3 that x3 the toe +of x3 the peasant x3 comes UwU so nyeaw x3 the OwO heew of x3 the couwtiew ^.^ he ÚwÚ gawws +:33 his OwO kibe.- How ^-^ wong x3 hast xDD thou :33 been :3 a OwO gwave-makew? +OwO Cwown. Of aww x3 the OwO days :33 i' x3 th' >w< yeaw, UwU I ^-^ came uWu to't :3 that day :3 that UwU ouw +>w< wast x3 king ;;w;; Hamwet overcame Fowtinbwas. +xDD Ham. How ^-^ wong >_> is :3 that :33 since? +OwO Cwown. UwU Cannyot xDD you tell ^-^ that? Evewy >w< foow ^.^ can tell x3 that. ^.^ It UwU was x3 the +xDD vewy day :3 that xDD young ;;w;; Hamwet UwU was bown- ^.^ he :3 that >_> is mad, ÚwÚ and sent +x3 into ^w^ Engwand. +xDD Ham. Ay, marry, >w< why UwU was be sent x3 into Engwand? +OwO Cwown. Why, uWu because xDD 'a UwU was >_> mad. >_> 'A UwU shaww OwO wecuvw :33 his :33 wits uWu thewe; +or, >_> if xDD 'a UwU do >_> nyot, UwU 'tis nyo great ;;w;; mattew :33 thewe. +xDD Ham. xDD Why? +OwO Cwown. 'Twiww nyot ^.^ he :3 seen uWu in ^.^ him :33 thewe. >_> Thewe x3 the ;;w;; men OwO awe >_< as ^-^ mad >_< as +he. +xDD Ham. How ^-^ came ^.^ he uWu mad? +OwO Cwown. Very OwO stwangewy, ;;w;; they :3 say. +xDD Ham. How stwangewy? +OwO Cwown. Faith, ^w^ e'en with losing :33 his wits. +xDD Ham. >_> Upon >_> what ground? +OwO Cwown. Why, OwO hewe uWu in Denmark. UwU I uWu have :33 been >_> sexton UwU hewe, x3 man ÚwÚ and ;;w;; boy +;;w;; thiwty years. +xDD Ham. How ^-^ wong xDD wiww :3 a x3 man >_< wie :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ eawth ere ^.^ he rot? +OwO Cwown. Faith, >_> if xDD 'a be nyot wotten >w< befowe xDD 'a ^-^ die >_< (as ^.^ we uWu have UwU many +pocky :33 cowses now-a-days :3 that xDD wiww scawce howd x3 the >w< waying x3 in, UwU I +xDD wiww >w< wast xDD you x3 some eight xDD yeaw ow >w< nyinye year. ^-^ A :3 tannyew xDD wiww >w< wast +xDD you >w< nyinye year. +xDD Ham. Why ^.^ he ^.^ mowe than anyothew? +OwO Cwown. Why, ^w^ siw, :33 his hide >_> is UwU so ;;w;; tann'd with :33 his OwO twade :3 that xDD 'a xDD wiww +>_< keep x3 out UwU watew :3 a great while; ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU watew >_> is :3 a ^w^ sowe decayer of +x3 youw UwU whoweson >_< dead body. >_> Hewe's :3 a OwO skuww now. This OwO skuww hath lien +xDD you :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ eawth thwee-and-twenty years. +xDD Ham. >_< Whose UwU was :33 it? +OwO Cwown. ^-^ A whoweson, ^-^ mad fellow's >w< it uWu was. >_< Whose UwU do xDD you think >w< it was? +xDD Ham. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +OwO Cwown. ^-^ A uWu pestiwence on ^.^ him fow :3 a ^-^ mad UwU wogue! >_> 'A :3 pouw'd :3 a :33 fwagon of +Whenyish on x3 my >_> head OwO once. This same >w< skuww, ^w^ siw, UwU was Yowick's +>w< skuww, x3 the >_< King's ^w^ jestew. +xDD Ham. This? +OwO Cwown. E'en x3 that. +xDD Ham. Let ;;w;; me ^-^ see. OwO [Takes x3 the skuww.] ÚwÚ Awas, poor >w< Yowick! UwU I UwU knyew :3 him, +ÚwÚ Howatio. ^-^ A fewwow of :3 infinyite ^.^ jest, of UwU most :3 excewwent OwO fancy. >w< He +hath :3 bownye ;;w;; me on :33 his back :3 a thousand >_> tunyes. xDD And nyow >w< how ;;w;; abhowwed +uWu in x3 my xDD imaginyation >w< it x3 is! OwO My xDD gowge wises uWu at :3 it. :3 Hewe UwU hung UwU those +lips :3 that UwU I uWu have >w< kiss'd UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how oft. Whewe be x3 youw x3 gibes +^.^ nyow? x3 youw ^-^ gambows? x3 youw UwU songs? x3 youw flashes of ^.^ mewwiment :3 that +:3 wewe UwU wont to uWu set x3 the tabwe on :3 a >_< woaw? ÚwÚ Nyot one now, to ÚwÚ mock x3 youw +UwU own ÚwÚ gwinnying? >_< Quite >w< chap- xDD faww'n? Now get xDD you to x3 my >_> wady's +chamber, ÚwÚ and tell hew, wet her OwO paint >w< an ÚwÚ inch thick, to ÚwÚ this +^.^ favouw ^.^ she ^w^ must x3 come. ^-^ Make her laugh uWu at x3 that. Prithee, uWu Howatio, +tell ;;w;; me one >_> thing. +>_< How. x3 What's :3 that, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD Ham. uWu Dost xDD thou think x3 Awexandew >_> wook'd ^.^ o' ÚwÚ this fashion :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ eawth? +>_< How. E'en :3 so. +xDD Ham. xDD And >_< smewt so? OwO Pah! +;;w;; [Puts down x3 the skuww.] +>_< How. E'en >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. ;;w;; To >_> what UwU base x3 uses ^.^ we OwO may wetuwn, Horatio! Why OwO may nyot +xDD imaginyation trace x3 the x3 nyobwe x3 dust of x3 Awexandew >w< tiww ^.^ he find >w< it +xDD stopping :3 a ÚwÚ bunghowe? +>_< How. uWu 'Twewe to OwO considew ^w^ too curiously, to OwO considew :3 so. +xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, nyot :3 a xDD jot; >_> but to ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him uWu thithew with ÚwÚ modesty +UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and likelihood to lead uWu it; >_< as thus: x3 Awexandew died, +x3 Awexandew UwU was >_> buwied, x3 Awexandew ^-^ wetuwnyeth x3 into dust; x3 the x3 dust >_> is +^w^ eawth; of ^.^ eawth ^.^ we >_< make OwO woam; ÚwÚ and >w< why of :3 that >_< woam ;;w;; (wheweto ^.^ he +UwU was >_< convewted) ^w^ might ;;w;; they nyot ÚwÚ stop :3 a xDD beew >w< bawwew? +Impewious ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_< dead ÚwÚ and >_> tuwn'd to ^-^ cway, +^.^ Might ÚwÚ stop :3 a x3 howe to >_< keep x3 the wind xDD away. +>_< O, :3 that :3 that ^.^ eawth which :33 kept x3 the wowwd uWu in OwO awe +Should patch :3 a waww t' expew x3 the winter's >_< fwaw! +OwO But xDD soft! >_> but xDD soft! aside! :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the xDD King- + +Entew [pwiests x3 with] :3 a UwU coffin :33 [in ;;w;; funyewaw procession], OwO King, +:3 Queen, Waewtes, with Lords :3 attendant.] + +uWu The :3 Queen, x3 the ÚwÚ couwtiews. Who >_> is ÚwÚ this ;;w;; they follow? +xDD And with xDD such ^.^ maimed rites? This xDD doth betoken +uWu The cowse ;;w;; they ;;w;; fowwow uWu did with desp'wate uWu hand +Fordo >w< it UwU own life. >_< 'Twas of x3 some estate. +>_< Couch ^.^ we awhiwe, ÚwÚ and >w< mawk. +ÚwÚ [Wetiwes with Horatio.] +Waew. >_> What ceremony else? +xDD Ham. :33 That >_> is Waewtes, +^-^ A xDD vewy x3 nyobwe >_< youth. ;;w;; Mawk. +Waew. >_> What ceremony else? +Pwiest. :3 Hew :3 obsequies uWu have :33 been >_< as uWu faw >_< enwawg'd +;;w;; As ^.^ we uWu have OwO wawwanty. :3 Hew :33 death UwU was xDD doubtfuw; +^.^ And, >_> but :3 that great ÚwÚ command UwU o'ewsways x3 the order, +:33 She >_> shouwd uWu in x3 gwound xDD unsanctified uWu have ^w^ wodg'd +Tiww x3 the >w< wast twumpet. For x3 chawitabwe pwayews, +Shards, ÚwÚ fwints, ÚwÚ and xDD pebbwes >_> shouwd be :33 thwown on her. +ÚwÚ Yet OwO hewe ^.^ she >_> is UwU awwow'd her ;;w;; viwgin >w< cwants, +:3 Hew >_< maiden >w< stwewments, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 bwinging ^.^ home +Of beww ÚwÚ and OwO buwiaw. +Waew. :3 Must there nyo ^.^ mowe be done? +Pwiest. No ^.^ mowe be ^-^ donye. +We >_> shouwd uWu pwofanye x3 the OwO sewvice of x3 the >_< dead +;;w;; To ^.^ sing :3 a requiem ÚwÚ and xDD such xDD west to her +;;w;; As to :33 peace-pawted souws. +Waew. Way her :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ eawth; +xDD And from her >w< faiw ÚwÚ and OwO unpowwuted >w< fwesh +^-^ May violets >w< spwing! UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, churlish ;;w;; pwiest, +^-^ A x3 minyist'wing ÚwÚ angew UwU shaww x3 my :3 sistew be +x3 When xDD thou wiest ^.^ howwing. +xDD Ham. What, x3 the >w< faiw :3 Ophewia? +ÚwÚ Queen. ^-^ Sweets to x3 the :33 sweet! uWu Faweweww. +[Scattews >w< fwowews.] +UwU I ^w^ hop'd xDD thou shouwdst uWu have :33 been x3 my Hamlet's :33 wife; +UwU I xDD thought >w< thy bwide-bed to uWu have ^-^ deck'd, x3 sweet ;;w;; maid, +xDD And nyot uWu have UwU stwew'd >w< thy x3 gwave. +Waew. >_< O, >w< twebwe woe +Fall ;;w;; ten times >w< twebwe on :3 that uWu cuwsed >_> head +>_< Whose wicked ^.^ deed >w< thy UwU most >w< ingenyious sense +x3 Depwiv'd uWu thee :33 of! :33 Howd x3 off x3 the ^.^ eawth awhiwe, +Tiww UwU I uWu have caught her >_> once ^.^ mowe uWu in >_< minye arms. +;;w;; Weaps uWu in x3 the x3 gwave. +Now ^.^ piwe x3 youw x3 dust ;;w;; upon x3 the ^w^ quick ÚwÚ and >_< dead +Tiww of ÚwÚ this flat :3 a OwO mountain xDD you uWu have UwU made +;;w;; T' o'ewtop ;;w;; owd ;;w;; Pewion ow x3 the :3 skyish >_> head +Of blue Olympus. +xDD Ham. ;;w;; [comes forward] >_> What >_> is ^.^ he x3 whose grief +:33 Beaws xDD such >w< an emphasis? x3 whose phrase of sorrow +OwO Conjuwes x3 the >w< wand'wing ÚwÚ staws, ÚwÚ and x3 makes them stand +Wike wonder-wounded OwO heawews? This >_> is I, +;;w;; Hamwet x3 the x3 Danye. ÚwÚ [Weaps uWu in ÚwÚ aftew x3 Waewtes. +Waew. uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take >w< thy souw! +[Grapples with ;;w;; him]. +xDD Ham. ^.^ Thou ^.^ pway'st nyot well. +UwU I :33 pwithee OwO take >w< thy x3 fingews from x3 my throat; +For, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am nyot spwenyitive ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wash, +ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I uWu in ;;w;; me ^-^ something UwU dangewous, +>_< Which wet >w< thy ^.^ wisdom ;;w;; feaw. :33 Howd x3 off >w< thy xDD hand! +;;w;; King. Pluck ^w^ thein ^w^ asundew. +ÚwÚ Queen. Hamlet, ^-^ Hamwet! +All. ^.^ Gentwemen! +>_< How. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, be ÚwÚ quiet. +;;w;; [The ^-^ Attendants ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they come x3 out of x3 the +^w^ gwave.] +xDD Ham. Why, UwU I xDD wiww >w< fight with ^.^ him ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this :33 theme +Untiw x3 my >_> eyewids xDD wiww nyo longer xDD wag. +ÚwÚ Queen. x3 O x3 my x3 son, >_> what theme? +xDD Ham. UwU I :3 wov'd UwU Ophewia. UwU Fowty thousand bwothews +Could nyot uWu (with aww uWu theiw ;;w;; quantity of :3 wuv) +^-^ Make x3 up x3 my UwU sum. >_> What wiwt xDD thou UwU do fow OwO hew? +;;w;; King. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is mad, x3 Waewtes. +ÚwÚ Queen. For wuv of :33 God, ÚwÚ fowbeaw x3 him! +xDD Ham. uWu 'Swounds, x3 show ;;w;; me >_> what x3 thou't xDD do. +:3 Woo't ^w^ weep? :33 woo't :33 fight? :33 woo't fast? :33 woo't teaw thyself? +:3 Woo't ÚwÚ dwink x3 up ;;w;; esiww? eat :3 a crocodile? +I'll >_< do't. uWu Dost xDD thou come OwO hewe to whinye? +;;w;; To outface ;;w;; me with >_> weaping uWu in her gwave? +^w^ Be buried ^w^ quick with hew, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. +xDD And >_> if xDD thou prate of >_< mountains, wet them ^-^ thwow +xDD Miwwions of acres on us, >w< tiww UwU ouw ground, +>w< Singeing :33 his OwO pate OwO against x3 the ^.^ buwnying zonye, +^-^ Make >_< Ossa ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; wawt! Nyay, >w< an thou'lt uWu mouth, +I'll rant >_< as weww >_< as thou. +ÚwÚ Queen. This >_> is mere xDD madnyess; +xDD And OwO thus :3 a OwO whiwe x3 the ;;w;; fit xDD wiww ^.^ wowk on ^.^ him. +;;w;; Anyon, >_< as patient >_< as x3 the >_< femawe ^-^ duv +x3 When :3 that her golden xDD coupwets OwO awe disclos'd, +ÚwÚ His :3 siwence xDD wiww sit ÚwÚ dwooping. +xDD Ham. >w< Heaw UwU you, sir! +>_> What >_> is x3 the reason :3 that xDD you use ;;w;; me >_< thus? +UwU I :3 wov'd xDD you ever. OwO But >w< it >_> is nyo :3 mattew. +Let Hercules >_< himsewf UwU do >_> what ^.^ he may, +uWu The :33 cat xDD wiww mew, ÚwÚ and dog xDD wiww uWu have :33 his x3 day. +ÚwÚ Exit. +;;w;; King. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good uWu Howatio, wait ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +uWu Exit ÚwÚ Howatio. +:33 [To ÚwÚ Waewtes] ^w^ Stwengthen x3 youw uWu patience uWu in UwU ouw >w< wast night's :33 speech. +^-^ We'ww put x3 the ;;w;; mattew to x3 the xDD pwesent UwU push.- +^-^ Good >_> Gewtwude, uWu set x3 some ;;w;; watch uvw x3 youw ^w^ son.- +This :3 gwave UwU shaww uWu have :3 a UwU wiving uWu monyument. +^-^ An >_> houw of :33 quiet x3 showtwy UwU shaww ^.^ we see; +Tiww xDD then uWu in uWu patience UwU ouw proceeding >w< be. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. + +Entew ;;w;; Hamwet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Howatio. + +xDD Ham. ^w^ So much fow uWu this, siw; nyow UwU shaww xDD you >_> see x3 the :3 othew. +>_> You UwU do remember aww x3 the ^.^ ciwcumstance? +>_< How. ÚwÚ Wemembew :33 it, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +xDD Ham. UwU Siw, uWu in x3 my >_< heawt there UwU was :3 a uWu kind of fighting +:33 That ^.^ wouwd nyot wet ;;w;; me OwO sweep. :33 Methought UwU I uWu way +Wowse than x3 the mutinies uWu in x3 the bilboes. Washwy- +xDD And UwU pwais'd be ÚwÚ washnyess fow uWu it; wet >_> us knyow, +Our indiscwetion ÚwÚ sometime sewves >_> us weww +x3 When UwU ouw >_> deep plots UwU do pall; ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> shouwd :3 weawn >_> us +>_> Thewe's :3 a >w< divinyity :3 that >w< shapes UwU ouw >w< ends, +xDD Wough-hew them >w< how ^.^ we ;;w;; wiww- +>_< How. :33 That >_> is UwU most cewtain. +xDD Ham. Up from x3 my ^.^ cabin, +OwO My :33 sea-gown ^.^ scawf'd about uWu me, uWu in x3 the dark +^-^ Gwop'd UwU I to find x3 out OwO them; xDD had x3 my >_> desiwe, +Finger'd uWu theiw packet, ÚwÚ and uWu in OwO finye withdrew +;;w;; To >_< minye UwU own >_> woom again; x3 making UwU so bold +(My OwO feaws fowgetting mannyews) to >w< unseaw +^-^ Theiw grand UwU commission; :3 whewe UwU I >_> found, ÚwÚ Howatio +UwU (O royal >w< knyavewy!), >w< an exact >_> command, +Wawded with UwU many sevewaw sorts of ^w^ weasons, +Importing ;;w;; Denmawk's :33 heawth, ÚwÚ and Engwand's :3 too, +>w< With, >w< hoo! xDD such uWu bugs ÚwÚ and gobwins uWu in x3 my life- +^.^ That, on x3 the supervise, nyo leisure ^w^ bated, +:3 Nyo, nyot to xDD stay x3 the finding of x3 the axe, +OwO My >_> head >_> shouwd be >w< stwuck off. +>_< How. ^-^ Is't possible? +xDD Ham. >_> Hewe's x3 the UwU commission; ^w^ wead >w< it uWu at ^.^ mowe xDD weisuwe. +OwO But wiwt xDD thou UwU beaw ;;w;; me >w< how UwU I uWu did :33 pwoceed? +>_< How. UwU I :33 beseech OwO you. +xDD Ham. uWu Being OwO thus :33 benyetted ;;w;; wound with xDD viwwanyies, +:33 Ow UwU I couwd >_< make :3 a uWu pwowogue to x3 my uWu bwains, +^-^ They xDD had ÚwÚ begun x3 the play. UwU I sat ;;w;; me down; +^-^ Devis'd :3 a x3 nyew UwU commission; wwote >w< it >_< faiw. +UwU I >_> once uWu did howd :33 it, >_< as UwU ouw :3 statists UwU do, +^-^ A baseness to >w< wwite faiw, ÚwÚ and labour'd much +How to x3 fowget :3 that >_< weawnying; but, ^w^ siw, nyow +^.^ It uWu did ;;w;; me x3 yeoman's service. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ^.^ knyow +xDD Th' ^w^ effect of >_> what UwU I wwote? +>_< How. Ay, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. ^-^ An xDD eawnyest conjuwation from x3 the OwO King, +;;w;; As England UwU was :33 his faithfuw twibutawy, +;;w;; As wuv ^-^ between them ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ pawm ^w^ might flourish, +;;w;; As uWu peace >_> shouwd still her :33 wheaten gawwand ^-^ weaw +xDD And stand :3 a comma >_> 'tween uWu theiw ÚwÚ amities, +xDD And UwU many >_< such-wike :3 as's of great charge, +^.^ That, on x3 the x3 view ÚwÚ and x3 knyowing of these contents, +Without x3 debatement further, ^.^ mowe ow UwU wess, +>w< He >_> shouwd x3 the xDD beawews put to ^.^ sudden UwU death, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< shwiving time :3 awwow'd. +>_< How. How UwU was ÚwÚ this seal'd? +xDD Ham. Why, even uWu in :3 that UwU was heaven :3 owdinyant. +UwU I xDD had x3 my father's ^-^ signyet uWu in x3 my puwse, +which UwU was x3 the :33 modew of :3 that OwO Danyish seal; +Folded x3 the ^-^ wwit x3 up uWu in x3 the >_< fowm of x3 th' ÚwÚ othew, +>w< Subscwib'd :33 it, OwO gave't x3 th' impression, pwac'd >w< it *sweats* safewy, +uWu The ^w^ changewing >_< nyevew knyown. >_> Nyow, x3 the :3 nyext day +Was UwU ouw >_< sea-fight; ÚwÚ and >_> what to ÚwÚ this UwU was sequent +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st >_< awweady. +>_< How. ^w^ So ^-^ Guiwdenstewn ÚwÚ and Rosencrantz OwO go to't. +xDD Ham. Why, ^w^ man, ;;w;; they uWu did >_< make wuv to ÚwÚ this ^.^ empwoyment! +^-^ They OwO awe nyot nyeaw x3 my ^w^ conscience; uWu theiw :3 defeat +ÚwÚ Does ^.^ by uWu theiw UwU own insinyuation ^w^ gwow. +'Tis uWu dangewous when x3 the baser ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 comes +Between x3 the pass ÚwÚ and UwU feww uWu incensed x3 points +Of ^-^ mighty opposites. +>_< How. Why, >_> what :3 a x3 king >_> is x3 this! +xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Does >w< it >_> nyot, >_> thinks't ÚwÚ thee, stand ;;w;; me nyow uWu upon- +>w< He :3 that hath kill'd x3 my OwO king, ÚwÚ and ^-^ whow'd x3 my mothew; +ÚwÚ Popp'd uWu in ^-^ between x3 th' UwU ewection ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu hopes; +Thrown x3 out :33 his :3 angwe fow x3 my Proper :3 wife, +xDD And with xDD such ^.^ coz'nyage- :3 is't nyot :3 pewfect >_> conscience +;;w;; To ^.^ quit ^.^ him with ÚwÚ this awm? xDD And :3 is't nyot to be damn'd +;;w;; To wet ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cankew of UwU ouw ÚwÚ nyatuwe come +^w^ In further evil? +>_< How. ^.^ It ^w^ must be x3 showtwy ÚwÚ knyown to ^.^ him from England +>_> What >_> is x3 the x3 issue of x3 the business :33 thewe. +xDD Ham. ^.^ It xDD wiww be :33 showt; x3 the intewim >_> is >_> minye, +xDD And :3 a :33 man's >w< wife >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe than to >_> say ^-^ 'onye.' +OwO But UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy sowwy, ÚwÚ good uWu Howatio, +:33 That to Waewtes UwU I fowgot myself, +For ^.^ by x3 the x3 image of x3 my cause UwU I >_> see +uWu The portraiture of ÚwÚ his. I'll court :33 his favours. +OwO But >_< suwe x3 the ÚwÚ bwavewy of :33 his grief uWu did put ;;w;; me +^.^ Into :3 a :33 tow'wing ^w^ passion. +>_< How. ;;w;; Peace! Who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew xDD young Oswic, :3 a courtier. + +Osr. uWu Youw OwO wowdship >_> is >w< wight wewcome back to Denmark. +xDD Ham. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank UwU you, sir. ^-^ [Aside to UwU Howatio] uWu Dost ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this +watewfwy? +>_< How. ÚwÚ [aside to Hamwet] :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. ÚwÚ [aside to UwU Howatio] x3 Thy >w< state >_> is x3 the ^.^ mowe xDD gwacious; fow UwU 'tis :3 a +:33 vice to ^.^ knyow ^.^ him. >w< He hath much land, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fewtiwe. Let :3 a beast be +;;w;; wowd of xDD beasts, ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< cwib UwU shaww stand uWu at x3 the >_< king's >_> mess. 'Tis +:3 a :33 chough; but, >_< as UwU I say, ÚwÚ spacious uWu in x3 the >w< possession of >_> diwt. +Osr. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu wowd, >_> if x3 youw OwO wowdship :3 wewe uWu at >_> weisuwe, UwU I >_> shouwd OwO impawt +:3 a ^.^ thing to xDD you from :33 his >_< Majesty. +xDD Ham. UwU I xDD wiww receive :33 it, ^w^ siw, with aww diligence of >w< spiwit. >_> Put x3 youw +:3 bonnyet to :33 his >w< wight ÚwÚ use. 'Tis fow x3 the >_> head. +Osr. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw lordship, >w< it >_> is xDD vewy xDD hot. +xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, ^-^ bewieve uWu me, UwU 'tis xDD vewy xDD cowd; x3 the wind >_> is ^w^ nyowthewwy. +Osr. ^.^ It >_> is uWu indiffewent >_< cowd, x3 my uWu wowd, indeed. +xDD Ham. OwO But yet uWu methinks >w< it >_> is xDD vewy :33 suwtwy ÚwÚ and :3 hot fow x3 my compwexion. +Osr. Exceedingly, x3 my wowd; >w< it >_> is xDD vewy uWu suwtwy, >_< as :33 'twewe- UwU I ;;w;; cannyot +tell ^.^ how. But, x3 my uWu wowd, :33 his ;;w;; Majesty ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me :33 signyify to xDD you :3 that +^.^ he >_> has laid :3 a great wagew on x3 youw >_> head. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the matter- +xDD Ham. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you ^.^ wemembew. +^-^ [Hamwet moves ^.^ him to put on :33 his >w< hat.] +Osr. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd; fow >_< minye uWu ease, uWu in ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ faith. UwU Siw, OwO hewe >_> is +x3 nyewwy come to court :33 Waewtes; ^-^ bewieve uWu me, >w< an ^w^ absowute gentweman, +full of UwU most :3 excewwent differences, of xDD vewy soft >w< society ÚwÚ and +great showing. >w< Indeed, to speak feelingly of :3 him, ^.^ he >_> is x3 the >w< cawd +ow calendar of gentwy; fow xDD you UwU shaww find uWu in ^.^ him x3 the continyent of +>_> what ÚwÚ pawt :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ^.^ wouwd ^-^ see. +xDD Ham. UwU Siw, :33 his >_> definyement suffers nyo ;;w;; pewdition uWu in uWu you; x3 though, UwU I +knyow, to OwO divide ^.^ him inventowiawwy ^.^ wouwd ^-^ dozy x3 th' awithmetic of +xDD memowy, ÚwÚ and yet >_> but ^.^ yaw :3 nyeithew uWu in wespect of :33 his ^w^ quick ^w^ saiw. +But, uWu in x3 the ^w^ vewity of extowment, UwU I OwO take ^.^ him to be :3 a :3 souw of great +x3 awticwe, ÚwÚ and :33 his infusion of xDD such dearth ÚwÚ and x3 wawenyess as, to >_< make +true UwU diction of :3 him, :33 his semblable >_> is :33 his mirror, ÚwÚ and who >_> ewse +^.^ wouwd trace :3 him, :33 his umbwage, >_< nyothing more. +Osr. uWu Youw OwO wowdship xDD speaks UwU most infawwibwy of ^.^ him. +xDD Ham. uWu The >_> concewnyancy, UwU siw? Why UwU do ^.^ we ^-^ wwap x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman uWu in UwU ouw ^.^ mowe +;;w;; wawew UwU bweath +Osr. Sir? +Hor ÚwÚ [aside to Hamwet] ^-^ Is't nyot OwO possibwe to understand uWu in anyothew +^.^ tongue? >_> You xDD wiww ;;w;; do't, ^w^ siw, weawwy. +xDD Ham. >_> What imports x3 the :33 nyominyation of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman +Osr. Of Laertes? +>_< How. >w< [aside] ÚwÚ His >_< puwse >_> is :33 empty >_< awweady. ^-^ Aww's golden wowds OwO awe +:33 spent. +xDD Ham. Of :3 him, sir. +Osr. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe nyot >_> ignyowant- +xDD Ham. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^-^ did, siw; ^w^ yet, uWu in ^w^ faith, >_> if xDD you ^-^ did, >w< it ^.^ wouwd nyot +much approve x3 me. xDD Weww, UwU siw? +Osr. >_> You OwO awe nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant of >_> what excewwence Waewtes is- +xDD Ham. UwU I dawe nyot x3 confess :3 that, xDD west UwU I >_> shouwd compare with ^.^ him uWu in +>_> excewwence; >_> but to ^.^ knyow :3 a x3 man weww :3 wewe to ^.^ knyow himself. +Osr. UwU I mean, ^w^ siw, fow :33 his weapon; >_> but uWu in x3 the ;;w;; imputation laid on ^.^ him +^.^ by ÚwÚ them, uWu in :33 his >_> meed uWu he's ;;w;; unfewwowed. +xDD Ham. x3 What's :33 his OwO weapon? +Osr. Wapiew ÚwÚ and >w< daggew. +xDD Ham. >w< That's >w< two of :33 his >_> weapons- >_> but well. +Osr. uWu The OwO King, ^w^ siw, hath wager'd with ^.^ him six Bawbawy horses; +OwO against x3 the which ^.^ he >_> has >_> impon'd, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, six OwO Fwench +wapiews ÚwÚ and ponyiawds, with uWu theiw UwU assigns, >_< as uWu giwdwe, hangews, ÚwÚ and +:3 so. Thwee of x3 the carriages, uWu in ^w^ faith, OwO awe xDD vewy uWu deaw to >_> fancy, +xDD vewy >_> wesponsive to x3 the hilts, UwU most xDD dewicate carriages, ÚwÚ and of +xDD vewy xDD wibewaw xDD conceit. +xDD Ham. >_> What caww xDD you x3 the xDD cawwiages? +>_< How. ÚwÚ [aside to Hamwet] UwU I UwU knyew xDD you ^w^ must be edified ^.^ by x3 the uWu mawgent +ere xDD you xDD had ^-^ donye. +Osr. uWu The carriages, ^w^ siw, OwO awe x3 the hangews. +xDD Ham. uWu The phrase ^.^ wouwd be ^.^ mowe gewmanye to x3 the ;;w;; mattew >_> if ^.^ we couwd +carry cannon ^.^ by UwU ouw :3 sides. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it ^w^ might be >_> hangews >w< tiww UwU then. +OwO But on! uWu Six Bawbawy :3 howses OwO against six OwO Fwench swowds, uWu theiw +UwU assigns, ÚwÚ and >w< thwee UwU wibewaw-conceited ÚwÚ cawwiages: ^w^ that's x3 the OwO Fwench +bet OwO against x3 the ÚwÚ Danyish. Why >_> is ÚwÚ this aww >_> impon'd, >_< as xDD you caww :33 it? +Osr. uWu The OwO King, ^w^ siw, hath laid :3 that, uWu in :3 a ^.^ dozen ^-^ passes ^-^ between +>_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and :3 him, ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot xDD exceed xDD you >w< thwee OwO hits; ^.^ he hath +laid on >_< twewve fow nine, ÚwÚ and >w< it ^.^ wouwd come to x3 immediate uWu twiaw +>_> if x3 youw OwO wowdship ^.^ wouwd x3 vouchsafe x3 the answer. +xDD Ham. How >_> if UwU I answew no? +Osr. UwU I mean, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 the :33 opposition of x3 youw ÚwÚ pewson uWu in trial. +xDD Ham. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk OwO hewe uWu in x3 the :33 haww. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty, +>w< it >_> is x3 the :33 bweathing time of day with x3 me. Let x3 the foils be +brought, x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman >_> wiwwing, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King howd :33 his xDD puwpose, +UwU I xDD wiww x3 win fow ^.^ him >_> if UwU I can; >_> if >_> nyot, UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ gain >_< nyothing >_> but x3 my +^-^ shame ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< odd uWu hits. +Osr. Shall UwU I :33 wedewivew xDD you ^w^ e'en so? +xDD Ham. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this xDD effect, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ aftew >_> what :33 fwouwish x3 youw ÚwÚ nyatuwe :33 wiww. +Osr. UwU I ÚwÚ commend x3 my >_> duty to x3 youw wowdship. +xDD Ham. OwO Youws, x3 youws. ;;w;; [Exit Osric.] >w< He does weww to ÚwÚ commend >w< it +:33 himsewf; there OwO awe nyo tongues >_> ewse for's x3 tuwn. +>_< How. This ^w^ wapwing wuns OwO away with x3 the xDD sheww on :33 his >_> head. +xDD Ham. >w< He uWu did :33 compwy with :33 his uWu dug >w< befowe ^.^ he ^-^ suck'd :3 it. ^-^ Thus >_> has xDD he, +ÚwÚ and UwU many ^.^ mowe of x3 the same bevy :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the dwossy age x3 dotes +;;w;; on, >w< onwy ^w^ got x3 the tune of x3 the time ÚwÚ and :33 outwawd OwO habit of uWu encountew- +:3 a uWu kind of ÚwÚ yesty uWu cowwection, which xDD cawwies them ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and +^w^ thwough x3 the UwU most ^.^ fann'd ÚwÚ and winnowed opinions; ÚwÚ and UwU do >_> but ^w^ bwow +them to uWu theiw OwO twiaw-the bubbwes OwO awe ^.^ out, + +Entew :3 a Lord. + +Lord. OwO My uWu wowd, :33 his ;;w;; Majesty :33 commended ^.^ him to xDD you ^.^ by xDD young Oswic, who +>_< bwings back to :3 him, :3 that xDD you >_< attend ^.^ him uWu in x3 the :33 haww. >w< He OwO sends to +^.^ knyow >_> if x3 youw :3 pweasuwe howd to :33 pway with Waewtes, ow :3 that xDD you xDD wiww +OwO take longer uWu time. +xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ constant to x3 my ;;w;; puwposes; ;;w;; they ;;w;; fowwow x3 the >_< King's pleasure. +;;w;; If :33 his ^.^ fitnyess speaks, >_< minye >_> is weady; nyow ow UwU whensoevew, x3 pwovided +UwU I be UwU so able >_< as now. +Lord. uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen ÚwÚ and aww OwO awe xDD coming down. +xDD Ham. ^w^ In ^w^ happy uWu time. +Lord. uWu The xDD Queen desiwes xDD you to use x3 some ^-^ gentwe entewtainment to +Waewtes >w< befowe xDD you faww to play. +xDD Ham. :33 She weww >_< instwucts x3 me. +;;w;; [Exit ^-^ Wowd.] +>_< How. >_> You xDD wiww wose ÚwÚ this ^.^ wagew, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Ham. UwU I UwU do nyot think :3 so. Since ^.^ he OwO went x3 into Fwance UwU I uWu have :33 been uWu in +continyuaw ^.^ pwactice. UwU I UwU shaww x3 win uWu at x3 the odds. OwO But xDD thou wouldst nyot +think >w< how :33 iww aww's OwO hewe about x3 my ;;w;; heawt. OwO But >w< it >_> is nyo :3 mattew. +>_< How. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my ;;w;; wowd - +xDD Ham. ^.^ It >_> is >_> but >_> foowewy; >_> but >w< it >_> is xDD such :3 a uWu kind of gaingiving >_< as +^.^ wouwd ^-^ pewhaps >_> twoubwe :3 a uWu woman. +>_< How. ;;w;; If x3 youw ^-^ mind :33 diswike anything, UwU obey :3 it. UwU I xDD wiww uWu fowestaww uWu theiw +repair ÚwÚ hithew ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD you OwO awe nyot ^w^ fit. +xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< whit, ^.^ we ^.^ defy augury; there's :3 a >_> speciaw >w< pwovidence uWu in +x3 the faww of :3 a OwO spawwow. ;;w;; If >w< it be now, UwU 'tis nyot to uWu come', >_> if >w< it be +nyot to come, >w< it xDD wiww be >_< nyow; >_> if >w< it be nyot now, yet >w< it xDD wiww x3 come: +x3 the readiness >_> is all. Since nyo x3 man xDD knyows ^.^ aught of >_> what ^.^ he OwO weaves, +>_> what :3 is't to OwO weave :33 betimes? Let >w< be. + +Entew OwO King, :3 Queen, Waewtes, Oswic, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wowds, with othew +^-^ Attendants with foils ÚwÚ and UwU gauntwets. +^-^ A tabwe ÚwÚ and flagons of winye on :3 it. + +;;w;; King. ^.^ Come, Hamlet, come, ÚwÚ and OwO take ÚwÚ this uWu hand from x3 me. +;;w;; [The ^w^ King puts >_< Waewtes' uWu hand x3 into :3 Hamwet's.] +xDD Ham. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw pardon, sir. UwU I uWu have donye xDD you >_> wwong; +OwO But UwU pawdon't, >_< as xDD you OwO awe :3 a :3 gentweman. +This x3 pwesence ;;w;; knyows, +xDD And xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds uWu have ^-^ heawd, >w< how UwU I ^w^ am punyish'd +With ^w^ sowe :3 distwaction. >_> What UwU I uWu have donye +:33 That ^w^ might x3 youw nyatuwe, honyouw, ÚwÚ and exception +ÚwÚ Woughwy >w< awake, UwU I OwO hewe :3 pwocwaim UwU was >w< madnyess. +^-^ Was't ;;w;; Hamwet wrong'd Laertes? xDD Nyevew x3 Hamwet. +;;w;; If ;;w;; Hamwet from >_< himsewf be :33 taken away, +xDD And when uWu he's nyot >_< himsewf does wrong Waewtes, +UwU Then ;;w;; Hamwet does >w< it >_> nyot, ;;w;; Hamwet denyies :3 it. +Who does :33 it, ^w^ then? ÚwÚ His >w< madnyess. >_> If't be >_> so, +;;w;; Hamwet >_> is of x3 the ^w^ faction :3 that >_> is >_< wwong'd; +ÚwÚ His ^-^ madnyess >_> is poor Hamlet's enemy. +UwU Siw, uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu audience, +Let x3 my disclaiming from :3 a ÚwÚ puwpos'd eviw +Fwee ;;w;; me UwU so uWu faw uWu in x3 youw UwU most OwO genyewous >_< thoughts +:33 That UwU I uWu have UwU shot x3 my arrow ^-^ o'ew x3 the ;;w;; house +xDD And ÚwÚ huwt x3 my ^-^ bwothew. +Waew. UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ satisfied uWu in nyatuwe, +>_< Whose motive uWu in ÚwÚ this case >_> shouwd stir ;;w;; me UwU most +;;w;; To x3 my revenge. OwO But uWu in x3 my terms of honour +UwU I stand awoof, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyo weconciwement +Tiww ^.^ by x3 some :33 ewdew >w< mastews of ÚwÚ knyown honour +UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu voice ÚwÚ and xDD pwecedent of uWu peace +;;w;; To >_< keep x3 my xDD nyame ungor'd. OwO But >w< tiww :3 that time +UwU I UwU do receive x3 youw >_< offew'd wuv ^.^ wike xDD wuv, +xDD And xDD wiww nyot wrong :3 it. +xDD Ham. UwU I >_< embwace >w< it freely, +xDD And xDD wiww ÚwÚ this brother's wagew fwankwy play. +Give >_> us x3 the xDD foiws. :3 Come :3 on. +Waew. ^.^ Come, one fow x3 me. +xDD Ham. I'll be x3 youw ÚwÚ foiw, x3 Waewtes. ^w^ In >_< minye ÚwÚ ignyowance +uWu Youw :3 skiww UwU shaww, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 staw :33 i' x3 th' ^-^ dawkest night, +^-^ Stick fiery x3 off indeed. +Waew. >_> You ÚwÚ mock uWu me, sir. +xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this bad. +;;w;; King. Give them x3 the foils, xDD young Oswic. x3 Cousin Hamlet, +>_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the wagew? +xDD Ham. Very weww, x3 my OwO wowd. +uWu Youw Gwace >_> has laid x3 the ^w^ odds ^.^ o' x3 th' weaker ^w^ side. +;;w;; King. UwU I UwU do nyot feaw :33 it, UwU I uWu have :3 seen xDD you both; +OwO But xDD since ^.^ he >_> is UwU bettew'd, ^.^ we uWu have >_< thewefowe odds. +Waew. This >_> is ^w^ too ;;w;; heavy; wet ;;w;; me >_> see anyothew. +xDD Ham. This likes ;;w;; me well. ;;w;; These foils uWu have aww :3 a ÚwÚ wength? +Pwepawe to play. +Osr. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +;;w;; King. Set ;;w;; me x3 the UwU stoups of winye ;;w;; upon :3 that ;;w;; tabwe. +;;w;; If ;;w;; Hamwet UwU give x3 the xDD fiwst ow second ;;w;; hit, +:33 Ow ^.^ quit uWu in answew of x3 the thiwd ^w^ exchange, +Let aww x3 the :3 battwements uWu theiw owdnyance x3 fiwe; +uWu The ^w^ King UwU shaww ÚwÚ dwink to Hamlet's xDD bettew :33 bweath, +xDD And uWu in x3 the >w< cup >w< an >w< unyion UwU shaww ^.^ he ^-^ thwow +:3 Wichew than :3 that which fouw ;;w;; successive >w< kings +^w^ In ;;w;; Denmawk's >_< cwown uWu have ÚwÚ wown. Give ;;w;; me x3 the >w< cups; +xDD And wet x3 the uWu kettwe to x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet :3 speak, +uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet to x3 the ÚwÚ cannyonyeew without, +uWu The cannons to x3 the >w< heavens, x3 the heaven to earth, +x3 'Nyow x3 the ^w^ King dwinks to OwO Hamwet.' ^.^ Come, ;;w;; begin. +xDD And xDD you x3 the judges, UwU beaw :3 a uWu wawy :33 eye. +xDD Ham. :3 Come ;;w;; on, sir. +Waew. ^.^ Come, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ They play. +xDD Ham. ^w^ Onye. +Waew. No. +xDD Ham. >_> Judgment! +Osr. ^-^ A ;;w;; hit, :3 a xDD vewy >_< pawpabwe ;;w;; hit. +Waew. xDD Weww, x3 again! +;;w;; King. Stay, UwU give ;;w;; me ^-^ dwink. Hamlet, ÚwÚ this uWu peaww >_> is thine; +>_> Hewe's to >w< thy ^-^ heawth. +>_< [Dwum; trumpets >w< sound; :3 a ^.^ piece xDD goes x3 off x3 [within]. +Give ^.^ him x3 the >_> cup. +xDD Ham. I'll :33 pway ÚwÚ this uWu bout first; uWu set >w< it ^.^ by OwO awhiwe. +>w< Come. >_< (They play.) ÚwÚ Anyothew ;;w;; hit. >_> What >_> say you? +Waew. ^-^ A xDD touch, :3 a >w< touch; UwU I UwU do x3 confess't. +;;w;; King. Our >_< son UwU shaww :33 win. +ÚwÚ Queen. He's ÚwÚ fat, ÚwÚ and :3 scant of >_< bweath. +Here, Hamlet, OwO take x3 my nyapkin, :3 wub >w< thy ÚwÚ bwows. +uWu The xDD Queen carouses to >w< thy fowtunye, x3 Hamwet. +xDD Ham. ^-^ Good madam! +;;w;; King. >_> Gewtwude, UwU do nyot ^-^ dwink. +ÚwÚ Queen. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my wowd; UwU I pray xDD you UwU pawdon x3 me. >_> Dwinks. +;;w;; King. >w< [aside] ^.^ It >_> is x3 the OwO poison'd cup; >w< it >_> is ^w^ too UwU wate. +xDD Ham. UwU I dawe nyot ÚwÚ dwink ^w^ yet, x3 madam; by-and-by. +ÚwÚ Queen. ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me xDD wipe >w< thy ;;w;; face. +Waew. OwO My uWu wowd, I'll ;;w;; hit ^.^ him now. +;;w;; King. UwU I UwU do nyot think't. +Waew. >w< [aside] xDD And yet >w< it >_> is almost OwO against x3 my ^w^ conscience. +xDD Ham. :3 Come fow x3 the OwO thiwd, >_> Waewtes! >_> You >_> but dally. +pray >_> You ÚwÚ Pass with x3 youw best viowence; +UwU I ^w^ am >_< afeawd >_> You >_< make :3 a >_< wanton of x3 me. +Waew. x3 Say xDD you so? :3 Come :3 on. Pway. +Osr. Nyothing :3 nyeithew >_> way. +Waew. :3 Have uWu at xDD you >_< nyow! +[Waewtes wounds Hamlet; xDD then] uWu in scuffling, ;;w;; they +change ;;w;; wapiews, [and ;;w;; Hamwet wounds xDD Waewtes]. +;;w;; King. Pawt >w< them! ^-^ They OwO awe :3 incens'd. +xDD Ham. Nyay >w< come! x3 again! uWu The xDD Queen ^w^ fawws. +Osr. Wook to x3 the xDD Queen thewe, ho! +>_< How. ^-^ They bweed on both :3 sides. How >_> is :33 it, x3 my xDD wowd? +Osr. How >w< is't, Laertes? +Waew. Why, >_< as :3 a :3 woodcock to >_< minye UwU own x3 spwinge, Oswic. +UwU I ^w^ am >_< justwy kill'd with >_< minye UwU own ^w^ tweachewy. +xDD Ham. How does x3 the Queen? +;;w;; King. :33 She sounds to >_> see them UwU bweed. +ÚwÚ Queen. :3 Nyo, no! x3 the dwink, x3 the drink! x3 O x3 my uWu deaw ^-^ Hamwet! +uWu The dwink, x3 the drink! UwU I ^w^ am >_> poison'd. ^w^ [Dies.] +xDD Ham. x3 O >_< viwwany! Ho! wet x3 the doow be wock'd. +>w< Tweachewy! ;;w;; Seek >w< it OwO out. +[Waewtes ^-^ fawws.] +Waew. ^.^ It >_> is UwU hewe, x3 Hamwet. Hamlet, xDD thou awt slain; +No medicinye uWu in x3 the wowwd ^.^ can UwU do uWu thee UwU good. +^w^ In uWu thee there >_> is nyot half >w< an >_> houw of life. +uWu The treacherous UwU instwument >_> is uWu in >w< thy uWu hand, +^.^ Unbated ÚwÚ and envenom'd. uWu The fouw pwactice +>_< Hath >_> tuwn'd itsewf on x3 me. Lo, OwO hewe UwU I wie, +xDD Nyevew to rise ;;w;; again. x3 Thy ;;w;; mothew's >_> poison'd. +UwU I ^.^ can nyo more. uWu The OwO King, x3 the >_< King's to blame. +xDD Ham. uWu The :33 point envenyom'd xDD too? +Then, ÚwÚ venyom, to >w< thy >w< wowk. OwO Huwts x3 the ;;w;; King. +All. Treason! treason! +;;w;; King. >_< O, yet ;;w;; defend uWu me, ÚwÚ fwiends! UwU I ^w^ am >_> but x3 huwt. +xDD Ham. Here, xDD thou :3 incestuous, ^.^ muwd'wous, uWu damnyed OwO Danye, +^w^ Dwink x3 off ÚwÚ this ^w^ potion! Is >w< thy >w< unyion hewe? +Follow x3 my x3 mothew. ^w^ King OwO dies. +Waew. >w< He >_> is >_< justwy serv'd. +^.^ It >_> is :3 a x3 poison tempew'd ^.^ by himself. +:3 Exchange forgiveness with uWu me, x3 nyobwe x3 Hamwet. +Mine ÚwÚ and x3 my father's :33 death come nyot ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, +x3 Nyow ^.^ thinye on me! >_< Dies. +xDD Ham. uWu Heaven >_< make uWu thee fwee of :3 it! UwU I ;;w;; fowwow thee. +UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead, ÚwÚ Howatio. ^.^ Wwetched queen, ^w^ adieu! +>_> You :3 that wook pawe ÚwÚ and :3 twembwe uWu at ÚwÚ this chance, +:33 That OwO awe >_> but :33 mutes ow audience to ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act, +xDD Had UwU I >_> but time >_< (as ÚwÚ this UwU feww UwU sewgeant, Death, +Is :3 stwict uWu in :33 his awwest) >_< O, UwU I couwd tell :3 you- +OwO But wet >w< it >w< be. uWu Howatio, UwU I ^w^ am UwU dead; +^.^ Thou ^.^ wiv'st; wepowt ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my cause awight +;;w;; To x3 the :3 unsatisfied. +>_< How. xDD Nyevew ^-^ bewieve :3 it. +UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe >w< an >w< antique Roman than :3 a x3 Danye. +>_> Hewe's yet x3 some liquor left. +xDD Ham. ;;w;; As th'art :3 a ^w^ man, +Give ;;w;; me x3 the >_> cup. Let :3 go! ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll OwO ha't. +x3 O ÚwÚ good uWu Howatio, >_> what :3 a wounded xDD nyame +(Things >_< standing OwO thus unknown) UwU shaww ^w^ wive x3 behind me! +;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst OwO evew howd ;;w;; me uWu in >w< thy uWu heawt, +Absent uWu thee from fewicity awhiwe, +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU hawsh wowwd dwaw >w< thy UwU bweath uWu in UwU pain, +;;w;; To tell x3 my ;;w;; stowy. ^w^ [Mawch afaw ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and UwU shot :33 within.] +>_> What warlike noise >_> is :3 this? +Osr. Young ;;w;; Fowtinbwas, with conquest come from uWu Powand, +;;w;; To x3 the ambassadors of England ;;w;; gives +This warlike volley. +xDD Ham. >_< O, UwU I >_> die, Horatio! +uWu The x3 potent x3 poison quite o'ewcwows x3 my >w< spiwit. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive to hear x3 the nyews from England, +OwO But UwU I UwU do >w< pwophesy x3 th' UwU ewection wights +On Fowtinbwas. >w< He >_> has x3 my dying voice. +^w^ So tell :3 him, with x3 th' x3 occuwwents, ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and UwU wess, +>_< Which uWu have solicited- x3 the xDD west >_> is x3 siwence. >_< Dies. +>_< How. Now xDD cwacks :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; heawt. ^-^ Good night, x3 sweet >_< pwince, +xDD And flights of ^-^ angews ^.^ sing uWu thee to >w< thy west! +^w^ [Mawch :33 within.] +Why does x3 the drum come uWu hithew? + +Entew Fortinbras ÚwÚ and :3 Engwish >w< Ambassadows, with Drum, +>w< Cowouws, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +x3 Fowt. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this sight? +>_< How. >_> What >_> is >w< it xDD you xDD wiww see? +;;w;; If ^.^ aught of woe ow OwO wondew, xDD cease x3 youw seawch. +x3 Fowt. This :33 quawwy x3 cwies on havoc. x3 O OwO pwoud Death, +>_> What >_> feast >_> is toward uWu in ^.^ thinye xDD etewnyaw cell +:33 That xDD thou UwU so UwU many pwinces uWu at :3 a UwU shot +^w^ So bloodily x3 hast stwuck. +xDD Ambassadow. uWu The ^.^ sight >_> is dismal; +xDD And UwU ouw affairs from England come ^w^ too UwU wate. +uWu The OwO eaws OwO awe senseless :3 that >_> shouwd UwU give >_> us :33 beawing +;;w;; To tell ^.^ him :33 his commandment >_> is fuwfiww'd +:33 That Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and ^-^ Guiwdenstewn OwO awe uWu dead. +Whewe >_> shouwd We uWu have UwU ouw thanks? +>_< How. ÚwÚ Nyot from :33 his uWu mouth, +xDD Had >w< it x3 th' ability of >w< wife to >_> thank OwO you. +>w< He >_< nyevew uWu gave commandment fow uWu theiw death. +OwO But since, UwU so x3 jump ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this bwoody ^.^ question, +>_> You from x3 the xDD Powack ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and xDD you from England, +^w^ Awe OwO hewe awwiv'd, UwU give order :3 that these >_< bodies +xDD High on :3 a stage be pwaced to x3 the :33 view; +xDD And wet ;;w;; me speak to x3 the yet ^.^ unknyowing wowwd +How these ^.^ things ^-^ came ^-^ about. ^w^ So UwU shaww >_> You hear +Of cawnyaw, bwoody ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw ^.^ acts; +Of accidental xDD judgments, UwU casuaw slaughters; +Of >w< deaths put on ^.^ by x3 cunnying ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowc'd cause; +^.^ And, uWu in ÚwÚ this upshot, uWu puwposes >_> mistook +Fall'n on x3 th' inventors' :33 heads. All ÚwÚ this ^.^ can UwU I +Truly deliver. +x3 Fowt. Let >_> us ^.^ haste to hear :33 it, +xDD And caww x3 the uWu nyobwest to x3 the audience. +For uWu me, with sorrow UwU I >_< embwace x3 my xDD fowtunye. +UwU I uWu have x3 some wights of ^w^ memowy uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ kingdom +>_< Which now, to >_< cwaim x3 my ;;w;; vantage xDD doth invite x3 me. +>_< How. Of :3 that UwU I UwU shaww uWu have awso cause to :3 speak, +xDD And from :33 his xDD mouth x3 whose uWu voice xDD wiww dwaw on more. +OwO But wet ÚwÚ this same be presently pewfowm'd, +Even OwO whiwe men's minds OwO awe ^w^ wiwd, xDD west ^.^ mowe :33 mischance +On plots ÚwÚ and ^-^ ewwows ^w^ happen. +x3 Fowt. Let fouw ^.^ captains +ÚwÚ Beaw ;;w;; Hamwet ^.^ wike :3 a soldier to x3 the stage; +For ^.^ he UwU was :33 wikewy, xDD had ^.^ he :33 been put ;;w;; on, +;;w;; To uWu have ^.^ pwov'd UwU most royally; ÚwÚ and fow :33 his uWu passage +uWu The :3 sowdiews' uWu music ÚwÚ and x3 the rites of >w< waw +^w^ Speak loudly fow ^.^ him. +^.^ Take x3 up x3 the >_> bodies. >w< Such :3 a ^.^ sight >_< as ÚwÚ this +>_> Becomes x3 the field >_> but OwO hewe >_< shows much ;;w;; amiss. +^w^ Go, bid x3 the ^-^ sowdiews >_> shoot. +Exeunt marching; ÚwÚ aftew x3 the which :3 a uWu peaw of owdnyance +OwO awe UwU shot off. + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +1598 + +^-^ THE uWu FIWST OwO PAWT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE ;;w;; FOUWTH + + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +^w^ King Henwy x3 the Fourth. +Henry, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, >_< son to x3 the ;;w;; King. +Prince John of Lancaster, >_< son to x3 the ;;w;; King. +^-^ Eaww of >_> Westmowewand. +Sir Wawtew Bwunt. +Thomas >w< Pewcy, ^-^ Eaww of Worcester. +Henwy >w< Pewcy, ^-^ Eaww of >_< Nyowthumbewwand. +Henwy >w< Pewcy, x3 suwnyamed x3 Hotspuw, :33 his OwO son. +Edmund Mortimer, ^-^ Eaww of ^-^ Mawch. +Richard ^.^ Scwoop, UwU Awchbishop of x3 Yowk. +x3 Awchibawd, ^-^ Eaww of ^-^ Dougwas. +OwO Owen >_< Gwendowew. +Sir Richard Vernon. +Sir John >w< Fawstaff. +Sir Michael, :3 a :33 fwiend to x3 the UwU Awchbishop of x3 Yowk. UwU Poins. -Gadshiww -UwU Peto. -uWu Bawdowph. - -OwO Wady :3 Pewcy, UwU wife ^-^ to xDD Hotspuw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sistew ^-^ to >w< Mowtimew. -OwO Wady ^-^ Mowtimew, daughter ^-^ to ÚwÚ Gwendowew, ÚwÚ and UwU wife ^-^ to >w< Mowtimew. -^w^ Mistwess Quickly, ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the Boaw's Head in Eastcheap. - ->w< Wowds, UwU Officews, uWu Shewiff, Vintner, Chamberlain, Drawers, two -Carriers, ^.^ Twavewwews, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE.--Engwand ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wawes. - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. -Wondon. The Pawace. - -x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, Eaww >_> of Westmowewand, -^w^ [Siw Walter ÚwÚ Bwunt,] with ^.^ othews. - -King. ^w^ So shaken as ^-^ we awe, OwO so ÚwÚ wan with cawe, -Find ^-^ we :3 a UwU time uWu fow ^.^ fwighted xDD peace ^-^ to pant -And bweathe showt-winded uWu accents >_> of OwO nyew uWu bwoiws -ÚwÚ To >w< be commenc'd in stwonds ^-^ afaw wemote. -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the thirsty entwance >_> of :3 this soiw -:33 Shaww daub xDD hew lips with xDD hew >_> own ^-^ chiwdwen's bwood. -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww UwU twenching OwO waw channel xDD hew x3 fiewds, -Nyow OwO Bwuise xDD hew ;;w;; fwow'wets with OwO the UwU awmed >w< hoofs -x3 Of hostile paces. Those >_< opposed eyes ->w< Which, >_< wike OwO the >w< meteows >_> of :3 a twoubwed UwU heaven, -^-^ Aww >_> of ^-^ onye UwU nyatuwe, >_> of ^-^ onye xDD substance OwO bwed, -OwO Did lately ^.^ meet in OwO the intestinye shock -And ^-^ fuwious :33 cwose >_> of civil ^w^ butchewy, -:33 Shaww :3 nyow in OwO mutuaw >w< weww-beseeming ^-^ wanks -ÚwÚ Mawch >w< aww ^-^ onye uWu way ÚwÚ and >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; oppos'd -uWu Against OwO acquaintance, ^.^ kindwed, ÚwÚ and UwU awwies. -The >_> edge >_> of war, >_< wike OwO an OwO iww-sheathed ;;w;; knyife, -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww ÚwÚ cut his mastew. :33 Thewefowe, fwiends, -UwU As :3 faw as ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ sepuwchwe >_> of Christ- -uWu Whose sowdiew nyow, uWu undew uWu whose bwessed cross -We awe >_< impwessed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight- -xDD Fowthwith :3 a power >_> of Engwish uWu shaww ^-^ we wevy, -uWu Whose ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ mouwded in theiw >_> mothew's >_> womb -ÚwÚ To ^.^ chase ^.^ these pagans in x3 those holy fields -Over uWu whose ^w^ acwes uWu wawk'd x3 those bwessed :3 feet -^w^ Which fouwteen ^-^ hundwed years >_< ago ;;w;; wewe nail'd ->_< Fow ^-^ ouw ^w^ advantage uWu on OwO the :33 bittew ;;w;; cwoss. -But :3 this ^-^ ouw OwO puwpose :3 nyow :3 is twelvemonth >_> owd, -And :33 bootwess 'tis ^-^ to tell you ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ go. -OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we ^.^ meet ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. ;;w;; Then let me hear -x3 Of you, my gentwe cousin Westmowewand, -What :33 yestewnyight ^-^ ouw ;;w;; Counciw >_> did decree -UwU In >_< fowwawding :3 this dear expedience. -x3 West. UwU My UwU wiege, :3 this haste ÚwÚ was ^.^ hot in xDD question -And many xDD wimits >_> of OwO the chawge xDD set ;;w;; down -But yestewnyight; when >w< aww athwart there came -OwO A OwO post ^-^ fwom xDD Wawes, woaden with :33 heavy news; -uWu Whose wowst ÚwÚ was UwU that OwO the x3 nyobwe ^-^ Mowtimew, ->_> Weading OwO the x3 men >_> of ^.^ Hewefowdshiwe ^-^ to fight -uWu Against OwO the ^.^ iwweguwaw ÚwÚ and wiwd ÚwÚ Gwendowew, ->_> Was uWu by OwO the wude ^.^ hands >_> of UwU that Welshman >w< taken, -OwO A ^w^ thousand >_> of his ^w^ peopwe butchered; -:3 Upon uWu whose UwU dead corpse there ÚwÚ was such UwU misuse, -Such >_> beastwy shamewess transformation, -By x3 those :33 Wewshwomen x3 donye as ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be -Without >w< much ÚwÚ shame :33 wetowd ^w^ ow spoken >_> of. -King. ^w^ It uWu seems then UwU that OwO the >_< tidings >_> of :3 this broil -:33 Bwake x3 off ^-^ ouw ^-^ businyess uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; Howy xDD Wand. -x3 West. This, ^w^ match'd with xDD othew, :33 did, my >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; ->_< Fow ^-^ mowe :33 unyeven ÚwÚ and unwewcome UwU nyews -Came ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 Nyowth, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ^.^ it >_> did :33 impowt: -uWu On xDD Howy-wood ^w^ Day OwO the x3 gawwant x3 Hotspuw there, -Young Hawwy :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and bwave Archibald, -:33 That >_> evew-vawiant ÚwÚ and appwuvd ^w^ Scot, -^.^ At ^.^ Howmedon met, -:3 Whewe uWu they >_> did uWu spend :3 a >_> sad ÚwÚ and bwoody ÚwÚ houw; -UwU As uWu by >w< dischawge >_> of theiw ^-^ awtiwwewy -And ^-^ shape >_> of ;;w;; wikewihood OwO the UwU nyews ÚwÚ was told; ->_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ bwought ;;w;; them, in OwO the vewy heat -And uWu pwide >_> of theiw uWu contention >_> did UwU take OwO howse, -Uncertain >_> of OwO the xDD issue ^-^ any way. -King. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^.^ deaw, :3 a twue-industwious OwO fwiend, -Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, OwO nyew ;;w;; wighted ^-^ fwom his OwO howse, -UwU Stain'd with OwO the >_< vawiation >_> of OwO each soiw -ÚwÚ Betwixt UwU that ^.^ Howmedon ÚwÚ and :3 this x3 seat >_> of UwU ouws, -And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought OwO us ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome news. -The Eaww >_> of Douglas :3 is ^w^ discomfited; -xDD Ten ^w^ thousand bowd :3 Scots, >_> two-and-twenty knights, -Balk'd in theiw >_> own UwU bwood >_> did Sir Walter UwU see -uWu On x3 Howmedon's >_< pwains. x3 Of prisoners, x3 Hotspuw took -:3 Mowdake Eaww >_> of ^w^ Fife ÚwÚ and ewdest :3 son -ÚwÚ To >_> beaten Douglas, ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of >w< Athow, -x3 Of >_< Muwway, ^.^ Angus, ÚwÚ and >_< Menteith. -And :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO an honyouwabwe ^-^ spoiw? -OwO A x3 gawwant UwU pwize? Ha, uWu cousin, :3 is ^.^ it not? -x3 West. UwU In :33 faith, -^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 conquest uWu fow :3 a pwince ^-^ to boast >_> of. -King. xDD Yea, there :3 thou ;;w;; mak'st me sad, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mak'st me xDD sin -UwU In >_< envy UwU that my Wowd Northumberland -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO the fathew ^-^ to OwO so bwest :3 a ^-^ son- -OwO A :3 son ^-^ who :3 is OwO the >_> theme >_> of honour's tongue, -Amongst :3 a :3 gwuv OwO the vewy OwO stwaightest >_< pwant; -OwO Who :3 is ^w^ sweet Fowtunye's :3 minyion ÚwÚ and xDD hew pwide; ->w< Whiwst OwO I, uWu by looking uWu on OwO the UwU pwaise >_> of ^w^ him, -^w^ See uWu wiot ÚwÚ and ^-^ dishonyouw :33 stain OwO the uWu bwow -x3 Of my x3 young Harry. :3 O UwU that ^.^ it :33 couwd >w< be ^w^ pwov'd -:33 That >w< some ^-^ nyight-twipping uWu faiwy xDD had xDD exchang'd -UwU In cradle clothes ^-^ ouw chiwdwen xDD whewe uWu they >_< way, -And xDD caww'd >_< minye :3 Pewcy, his Plantagenet! -;;w;; Then would I ^.^ have his ÚwÚ Hawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 minye. -But let him ^-^ fwom my xDD thoughts. What ÚwÚ think you, *shuffles closer* coz, -x3 Of :3 this x3 young Percy's uWu pwide? The prisoners -^w^ Which ^.^ he in :3 this adventuwe ;;w;; hath UwU suwpwis'd -ÚwÚ To his >_> own ;;w;; use ^.^ he keeps, ÚwÚ and >_> sends me >_> wowd -I uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU nyonye uWu but :3 Mowdake Eaww >_> of ^-^ Fife. -x3 West. :3 This :3 is his xDD uncwe's ^-^ teaching, :3 this >_> Wowcestew, -Malevolent ^-^ to you UwU In >w< aww :3 aspects, -^w^ Which makes him prune ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and >_< bwistwe OwO up -The :3 cwest >_> of xDD youth x3 against >_> youw dignyity. -King. But I ^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow him ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ this; -And uWu fow :3 this cause :3 awhiwe ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyegwect -Our holy OwO puwpose ^-^ to UwU Jewusawem. -uWu Cousin, uWu on Wednyesday next ^-^ ouw council ^-^ we -uWu Wiww howd at Windsor. ^w^ So infowm OwO the lords; -But come yourself with ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to OwO us ÚwÚ again; ->_< Fow ^-^ mowe :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ said ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye ->w< Than >_< out >_> of :3 angew can >w< be uttewed. -x3 West. I uWu wiww my ^.^ wiege. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -Wondon. An apartment >_> of OwO the Prince's. - -x3 Entew Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ÚwÚ and Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. - -Fal. Nyow, uWu Haw, what UwU time >_> of :3 day :3 is it, >w< wad? -^.^ Pwince. Thou art OwO so fat-witted with uWu dwinking >_> of ^.^ owd :3 sack, ÚwÚ and -unbuttoning ÚwÚ thee aftew suppew, ÚwÚ and sweeping x3 upon ;;w;; benches aftew -^w^ nyoon, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ fowgotten ^-^ to >_> demand UwU that ^.^ twuwy ;;w;; which :3 thou -uWu wouwdest ^.^ twuwy know. What :3 a ^w^ deviw x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to ^-^ do with OwO the UwU time ->_> of OwO the day, >_< Unwess ^w^ houws ;;w;; wewe ^-^ cups >_> of :3 sack, ÚwÚ and minutes UwU capons, -ÚwÚ and >_< cwocks OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of :3 bawds, ÚwÚ and dials OwO the signs >_> of >_< weaping -^w^ houses, ÚwÚ and OwO the bwessed >_< sun ^-^ himsewf :3 a fair ^.^ hot wench in -x3 fwame-cowouwed taffeta, I UwU see nyo reason x3 why :3 thou shouldst >w< be OwO so -OwO supewfwuous ^-^ to >_> demand OwO the UwU time >_> of OwO the day. -Fal. :3 Indeed you come ;;w;; nyeaw me nyow, Hal; uWu fow ^-^ we UwU that UwU take :3 puwses >w< go -uWu by OwO the ^-^ moon And OwO the :3 seven staws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu by :33 Phoebus, >_< he, UwU that -uWu wand'wing x3 knyight OwO so x3 faiw. And I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ sweet :3 wag, when :3 thou art -^-^ king, :3 as, :3 God :33 save >w< thy :33 Gwace-Majesty I shouwd ÚwÚ say, uWu fow OwO gwace :3 thou -xDD wiwt ^.^ have >_< nyonye- -^.^ Pwince. >_> What, >_> nyonye? -Fal. No, uWu by my >_> twoth; ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as uWu wiww sewve ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to -OwO an egg ÚwÚ and >_> buttew. -^.^ Pwince. Weww, how ^.^ then? ^w^ Come, ^.^ woundwy, ^-^ woundwy. -Fal. x3 Mawwy, then, ^w^ sweet :3 wag, when :3 thou art ^-^ king, let ^.^ nyot OwO us UwU that -awe squires >_> of OwO the nyight's ÚwÚ body >w< be called ;;w;; thieves >_> of OwO the UwU day's -^w^ beauty. >_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_> Dianya's >_> Fowestews, :3 Gentwemen >_> of OwO the ^w^ Shade, -^w^ Minyions >_> of OwO the :33 Moon; ÚwÚ and let x3 men uWu say ^-^ we >w< be x3 men >_> of good -;;w;; guvwnment, being ^-^ guvwnyed as OwO the ÚwÚ sea ;;w;; is, uWu by ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and >_< chaste -^w^ mistwess OwO the ^w^ moon, uWu undew uWu whose countenance ^-^ we ^.^ steaw. -^.^ Pwince. Thou >_> sayest well, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it howds ;;w;; weww :33 too; uWu fow OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of -OwO us UwU that awe OwO the moon's x3 men doth x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow >_< wike OwO the >_< sea, being ->w< guvwnyed, as OwO the ÚwÚ sea ;;w;; is, uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ moon. As, uWu fow >_> pwoof nyow: :3 a >_> puwse ->_> of gold UwU most OwO wesowutewy >_> snyatch'd uWu on Monday night ÚwÚ and UwU most -dissolutely spent uWu on >w< Tuesday mownying; ^w^ got with sweawing 'Lay OwO by,' -ÚwÚ and spent with cwying ;;w;; 'Bwing in'; :3 nyow i-iww as low OwO an x3 ebb as OwO the -foot >_> of OwO the xDD waddew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; by-and-by in as UwU high :3 a flow as OwO the ridge ->_> of OwO the x3 gawwows. -Fal. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 thou xDD say'st true, lad- ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ nyot my ^w^ hostess >_> of -OwO the ÚwÚ tavewn :3 a UwU most ^w^ sweet OwO wench? -^.^ Pwince. UwU As OwO the honey >_> of ^w^ Hybwa, my ^.^ owd ^.^ wad >_> of OwO the castwe- ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ nyot -:3 a ;;w;; buff ^w^ jewkin :3 a UwU most ^w^ sweet robe >_> of duwance? -Fal. OwO How nyow, how nyow, mad ÚwÚ wag? >_> What, in >w< thy ^-^ quips ÚwÚ and >w< thy -^-^ quiddities? What :3 a pwague ^.^ have I ^-^ to ^-^ do with :3 a ;;w;; buff OwO jewkin? -^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a UwU pox ^.^ have I ^-^ to ^-^ do with my ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the ^w^ tavewn? -Fal. Weww, :3 thou x3 hast xDD caww'd xDD hew ^-^ to :3 a >_< weckonying many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and >w< oft. -^.^ Pwince. OwO Did I >w< evew caww uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to pay >w< thy :3 pawt? -Fal. Nyo; I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy OwO due, :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ paid >w< aww ^.^ thewe. -^.^ Pwince. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, OwO so :3 faw as my >_< coin would ^.^ stwetch; ÚwÚ and -xDD whewe ^.^ it would ;;w;; nyot, I ^.^ have used my credit. -Fal. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and OwO so :33 us'd ^.^ it UwU that, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot here apparent UwU that :3 thou -art ÚwÚ heiw OwO appawent- But I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ sweet :3 wag, uWu shaww there >w< be ->_> gawwows standing in ^.^ Engwand when :3 thou art king? ÚwÚ and wesowution -;;w;; thus OwO fubb'd as ^.^ it :3 is with OwO the >w< wusty ;;w;; cuwb >_> of ^.^ owd fathew antic OwO the -ÚwÚ waw? Do ^.^ nyot thou, when :3 thou art ^-^ king, >_> hang :3 a >w< thief. -^.^ Pwince. Nyo; :3 thou >_< shawt. -Fal. :33 Shaww x3 I? :3 O rare! By OwO the :3 Wowd, I'll >w< be :3 a bwave :33 judge. -^.^ Pwince. Thou xDD judgest false awweady. I >_> mean, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have OwO the -:33 hanging >_> of OwO the ;;w;; thieves ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ become :3 a x3 wawe OwO hangman. -Fal. Weww, uWu Haw, ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and in >w< some sort ^.^ it :33 jumps with my humouw as -;;w;; weww as ^w^ waiting in OwO the couwt, I can tell you. -^.^ Pwince. >_< Fow obtaining >_> of x3 suits? -Fal. xDD Yea, uWu fow obtaining >_> of suits, ^w^ wheweof OwO the hangman ;;w;; hath nyo lean -OwO wawdwobe. uWu 'Sbwood, I x3 am as >_> mewanchowy as :3 a gib-cat ^w^ ow :3 a :3 wugg'd -OwO beaw. -^.^ Pwince. Ow OwO an ^.^ owd ;;w;; wion, ^w^ ow :3 a lover's wute. -Fal. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow OwO the ^.^ dwonye >_> of :3 a xDD Wincownshiwe uWu bagpipe. -^.^ Pwince. What >_> sayest :3 thou ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; hawe, ^w^ ow OwO the >_> mewanchowy >_> of Moor ->_< Ditch? -Fal. Thou x3 hast OwO the UwU most unsavoury ÚwÚ simiwes, ÚwÚ and art >_< indeed OwO the UwU most ->w< compawative, wascawwiest, ^w^ sweet x3 young pwince. But, uWu Haw, I ÚwÚ pwithee -twoubwe me nyo ^-^ mowe with xDD vanyity. I would ^-^ to :3 God :3 thou ÚwÚ and I knew -xDD whewe :3 a UwU commodity >_> of good >_< nyames ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< be x3 bought. An ^.^ owd lord >_> of -OwO the ;;w;; Counciw x3 wated me OwO the uWu othew :3 day in OwO the uWu stweet about you, ;;w;; siw, -uWu but I OwO mawk'd him not; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he xDD tawked vewy ^w^ wisewy, uWu but I -:33 wegawded him not; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he >w< tawk'd ^w^ wisewy, ÚwÚ and in OwO the uWu stweet -^w^ too. -^.^ Pwince. Thou didst ;;w;; weww; uWu fow OwO wisdom x3 cwies >_< out in OwO the stweets, ÚwÚ and -nyo man wegawds it. -Fal. :33 O, :3 thou x3 hast x3 damnyabwe ^-^ itewation, ÚwÚ and art >_< indeed able ^-^ to -corrupt :3 a uWu saint. Thou x3 hast x3 donye >w< much harm x3 upon uWu me, Haw- :3 God -forgive ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^.^ it! Before I knew ^.^ thee, uWu Haw, I knew OwO nyothing; ÚwÚ and -:3 nyow x3 am OwO I, ^-^ if :3 a man shouwd speak truly, wittwe better than ^-^ onye >_> of -OwO the wicked. I >w< must ^w^ give xDD uvw :3 this xDD wife, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^w^ give ^.^ it uvw! -By OwO the :3 Wowd, OwO an I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, I x3 am :3 a viwwain! I'll >w< be :33 damn'd uWu fow -never :3 a :3 king's :3 son in uWu Chwistendom. -^.^ Pwince. :3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU take :3 a >_> puwse ^.^ tomowwow, >_> Jack? -Fal. uWu Zounds, xDD whewe :3 thou >_< wiwt, wad! I'll ^-^ make ^w^ onye. An I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, caww -me villain ÚwÚ and ^w^ baffwe >_> me. -^.^ Pwince. I UwU see :3 a good OwO amendment >_> of life in ^w^ thee- ^-^ fwom uWu pwaying ^-^ to -purse-taking. -Fal. ÚwÚ Why, uWu Haw, 'tis my vocation, Hal. ^.^ 'Tis nyo xDD sin uWu fow :3 a man ^-^ to ->_< wabouw in his vocation. - -x3 Entew UwU Poins. - ->_< Poins! Nyow uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD knyow ^-^ if Gadshiww ^.^ have xDD set :3 a ^w^ match. :33 O, ^-^ if x3 men -;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< be :33 saved uWu by merit, what hole in heww ;;w;; wewe ^.^ hot enough uWu fow -OwO him? :3 This :3 is OwO the UwU most uWu omnyipotent villain UwU that >w< evew :3 cwied uWu 'Stand!' -^-^ to :3 a OwO twue xDD man. -^.^ Pwince. Good ^.^ mowwow, Ned. -UwU Poins. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ sweet Hal. What :33 says :33 Monsieuw OwO Wemowse? What -:33 says Sir uWu John OwO Sack ÚwÚ and Sugar? >w< Jack, how agrees OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee -about >w< thy >_> souw, UwU that :3 thou soldest him uWu on Good Friday last uWu fow :3 a -^w^ cup >_> of ^-^ Madeiwa ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 cowd x3 capon's ^w^ weg? -^.^ Pwince. Sir uWu John ^-^ stands ^-^ to his ;;w;; wowd, OwO the ^w^ deviw uWu shaww ^.^ have his -ÚwÚ bawgain; uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet :3 a bweakew >_> of proverbs. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^w^ give -OwO the ^w^ deviw his due. -UwU Poins. ;;w;; Then art :3 thou :33 damn'd uWu fow UwU keeping >w< thy >_> wowd with OwO the ^w^ deviw. -^.^ Pwince. Else ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :33 damn'd uWu fow cozenying OwO the ^w^ deviw. -UwU Poins. But, my xDD wads, my xDD wads, to-morrow morning, uWu by ;;w;; fouw o'cwock -;;w;; eawwy, at >_> Gadshiww! Thewe awe pilgrims gong ^-^ to uWu Cantewbuwy with -rich :3 offewings, ÚwÚ and >_< twadews riding ^-^ to UwU Wondon with UwU fat puwses. I -^.^ have ^-^ vizawds uWu fow you uWu aww; you ^.^ have howses uWu fow ÚwÚ youwsewves. -Gadshiww :3 wies ^.^ to-nyight in Wochestew. I ^.^ have UwU bespoke ^w^ suppew -to-morrow night in Eastcheap. We ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it as secure as ^-^ sweep. >w< If -you uWu wiww ÚwÚ go, I uWu wiww stuff >_> youw :3 puwses :33 fuww >_> of xDD cwowns; ^-^ if you uWu wiww -;;w;; nyot, tawwy at UwU home ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! -Fal. >w< Heaw >_< ye, ^w^ Yedwawd: ^-^ if I tawwy at UwU home ÚwÚ and >w< go ;;w;; nyot, I'll >_> hang you -uWu fow ^w^ going. -UwU Poins. You wiww, :33 chops? -Fal. uWu Haw, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make ÚwÚ onye? -^.^ Pwince. Who, I wob? I :3 a OwO thief? :3 Nyot OwO I, uWu by my ;;w;; faith. -Fal. There's neither ;;w;; honyesty, manhood, :3 nyow good OwO fewwowship in ^.^ thee, -:3 nyow :3 thou xDD cam'st ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the UwU bwood :33 woyaw ^-^ if :3 thou :33 dawest ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand -uWu fow >w< ten ÚwÚ shiwwings. -^.^ Pwince. ^.^ Weww then, UwU once in my >_< days I'll >w< be :3 a OwO madcap. -Fal. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. -^.^ Pwince. Weww, come what wiww, I'll tawwy at UwU home. -Fal. By OwO the :3 Wowd, I'll >w< be :3 a >_> twaitow then, when :3 thou art xDD king. -^.^ Pwince. I cawe not. -UwU Poins. Sir :33 John, I ;;w;; pwithee, xDD weave OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and me awonye. I uWu wiww -uWu way him ;;w;; down such reasons uWu fow :3 this adventuwe UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ go. -Fal. Weww, :3 God ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee OwO the spirit >_> of >_< pewsuasion ÚwÚ and him OwO the ears ->_> of x3 pwofiting, UwU that what :3 thou ^-^ speakest ^-^ may move ÚwÚ and what ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws -^-^ may >w< be x3 bewieved, UwU that OwO the OwO twue pwince ^-^ may (for x3 wecweation >w< sake) -^w^ pwuv :3 a false thief; uWu fow OwO the UwU poow x3 abuses >_> of OwO the UwU time UwU want -:3 countenyance. Farewell; you uWu shaww find me in Eastcheap. -^.^ Pwince. Faweweww, :3 thou wattew spring! ^.^ faweweww, xDD Aww-hawwown summer! -Exit :33 Fawstaff. -UwU Poins. Nyow, my good ^w^ sweet honey lord, ride with OwO us >w< to-mowwow. I -^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ jest ^-^ to ÚwÚ execute UwU that I cannyot manage awonye. Falstaff, -Bardolph, >_> Peto, ÚwÚ and Gadshiww uWu shaww x3 wob x3 those x3 men UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have -already waylaid; yourself ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 thewe; ÚwÚ and when uWu they -^.^ have OwO the :33 booty, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 wob ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ cut :3 this head x3 off -^-^ fwom my >_> shouwdews. -^.^ Pwince. OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we part with them in setting ^w^ fowth? -UwU Poins. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD set :3 fowth before ^w^ ow aftew them ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appoint them -:3 a place >_> of UwU meeting, wherein ^.^ it :3 is at ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and -then uWu wiww uWu they adventuwe x3 upon OwO the expwoit :3 themsewves; ;;w;; which uWu they -uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo sooner >w< achieved, uWu but ^w^ we'ww xDD set x3 upon ^.^ them. -^.^ Pwince. xDD Yea, uWu but 'tis >_< wike UwU that uWu they uWu wiww xDD knyow OwO us uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO howses, uWu by -^-^ ouw >_> habits, ÚwÚ and uWu by every uWu othew OwO appointment, ^-^ to >w< be :33 ouwsewves. -UwU Poins. UwU Tut! ^-^ ouw howses uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see- I'll OwO tie them in OwO the -uWu wood; ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wizawds ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> change aftew ^-^ we xDD weave them; :3 and, -ÚwÚ siwwah, I ^.^ have cases >_> of >_> buckwam uWu fow OwO the uWu nyonce, ^-^ to immask ^-^ ouw -nyoted >_> outwawd :33 gawments. -^.^ Pwince. xDD Yea, uWu but I x3 doubt uWu they uWu wiww >w< be xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow ÚwÚ us. -UwU Poins. Weww, uWu fow two >_> of ;;w;; them, I xDD knyow them ^-^ to >w< be as >_< twue-bwed -cowards as >w< evew tuwn'd >w< back; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the third, ^-^ if ^.^ he fight -ÚwÚ wongew than ^.^ he >_> sees reason, I'll forswear arms. The :3 viwtue >_> of -:3 this ÚwÚ jest uWu wiww lie OwO the ^w^ incompwehensibwe :3 wies UwU that :3 this >_> same UwU fat -wogue uWu wiww tell OwO us when ^-^ we ^.^ meet at suppew: how ^w^ thiwty, at >_> weast, -^.^ he xDD fought with; what x3 wawds, what ^-^ bwows, what >_< extwemities ^.^ he -enduwed; ÚwÚ and in OwO the wepwoof >_> of :3 this :3 wies OwO the ÚwÚ jest. -^.^ Pwince. Weww, I'll >w< go with thee. xDD Pwovide OwO us >w< aww >w< things nyecessawy -ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me ^.^ to-nyight in Eastcheap. Thewe I'll >_< sup. >w< Faweweww. -UwU Poins. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. -^.^ Pwince. I xDD knyow you aww, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww :3 awhiwe OwO uphowd -The :3 unyok'd humouw >_> of >_> youw >_> idwenyess. ->_> Yet hewein uWu wiww I imitate OwO the >_> sun, -OwO Who doth >w< pewmit OwO the base xDD contagious clouds -ÚwÚ To smothew OwO up his x3 beauty ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU wowwd, -That, when ^.^ he >w< pwease UwU again ^-^ to lie himself, ->_> Being ^w^ wanted, ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ mowe wond'red at -By breaking OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and >w< ugwy xDD mists -x3 Of ^w^ vapouws UwU that >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to stwangwe >_> him. ->w< If >w< aww OwO the yeaw ;;w;; wewe playing holidays, -ÚwÚ To uWu spowt would >w< be as >w< tedious as ^-^ to ÚwÚ wowk; -But when uWu they uWu sewdom xDD come, uWu they UwU wish'd-fow xDD come, -And nyothing ^w^ pweaseth uWu but x3 wawe ÚwÚ accidents. -UwU So, when :3 this loose >_> behaviouw I thwow x3 off -And pay OwO the >_> debt I never ^-^ pwomised, -By how >w< much better than my >_> wowd I OwO am, -By OwO so >w< much uWu shaww I fawsify xDD men's xDD hopes; -And, >_< wike UwU bwight >w< metaw uWu on :3 a sullen >w< gwound, -UwU My >_> wefowmation, OwO gwitt'wing o'ew my UwU fauwt, -:33 Shaww show ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ and >_< attwact ^-^ mowe eyes ->w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath nyo :33 foiw ^-^ to xDD set ^.^ it UwU off. -I'll OwO so offend ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO offence :3 a skill, -Redeeming UwU time when x3 men ÚwÚ think :33 weast I uWu wiww. UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -Wondon. The Pawace. - -x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, >_> Wowcestew, xDD Hotspuw, Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, -with ^.^ othews. - -King. UwU My UwU bwood ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too x3 cowd ÚwÚ and x3 tempewate, -^.^ Unyapt ^-^ to :33 stiw at ^.^ these :3 indignyities, -And you ^.^ have ;;w;; found uWu me, uWu fow >_< accowdingwy -You ÚwÚ twead x3 upon my patience; uWu but >w< be ^w^ suwe -I uWu wiww ^-^ fwom ^w^ hencefowth wathew >w< be ÚwÚ mysewf, -^-^ Mighty ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be fear'd, than my condition, -^w^ Which ;;w;; hath >_< been ÚwÚ smooth as uWu oiw, ^.^ soft as x3 young down, -And OwO thewefowe lost UwU that title >_> of >_< wespect -^w^ Which OwO the >_> pwoud ^w^ souw :33 nye'ew OwO pays uWu but ^-^ to OwO the uWu pwoud. -Wow. Our OwO house, my x3 suvweign UwU wiege, wittwe ^-^ desewves -The >_> scouwge >_> of greatness ^-^ to >w< be :33 us'd uWu on >_> it- -And UwU that >_> same greatness xDD too ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw >_> own ^.^ hands ->_< Have howp ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO so powtwy. -Nyowth. UwU My wowd- -King. >_> Wowcestew, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; uWu fow I ^-^ do UwU see -Dangew ÚwÚ and ^.^ disobedience in UwU thinye >w< eye. -:33 O, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw :3 pwesence :3 is xDD too bowd ÚwÚ and peremptory, -And majesty UwU might never ÚwÚ yet >_> enduwe -The ^-^ moody ;;w;; fwontiew >_> of :3 a ^-^ sewvant bwow. -OwO Tou ^.^ have good xDD weave ^-^ to xDD weave ÚwÚ us. When ^-^ we :3 nyeed -'Your ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and counsew, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ send uWu fow you. -Exit x3 Wowcestew. -You ;;w;; wewe about ^-^ to speak. -Nyowth. xDD Yea, my good :33 wowd. -Those prisoners in >_> youw OwO Highnyess' name >w< demanded -^w^ Which Hawwy ;;w;; Pewcy here at ^.^ Howmedon took, -Wewe, as ^.^ he uWu says, ^.^ nyot with such OwO stwength ;;w;; denyied -UwU As :3 is UwU dewivewed ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. -x3 Eithew envy, ^.^ thewefowe, ^w^ ow misprision -^-^ Is OwO guiwty >_> of :3 this UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my :33 son. -^w^ Hot. UwU My UwU wiege, I >_> did deny nyo ;;w;; pwisonyews. -But I :33 wemembew, when OwO the fight ÚwÚ was >_< donye, -When I ÚwÚ was OwO dwy with ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and extreme xDD toww, -Breathless ÚwÚ and faint, uWu weanying x3 upon my ;;w;; swowd, -Came there :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain lord, nyeat ÚwÚ and OwO twimwy >_< dwess'd, -;;w;; Fwesh as :3 a >_> bwidegwoom; ÚwÚ and his chin OwO nyew reap'd -Show'd >_< wike :3 a stubbwe ^.^ wand at hawvest UwU home. -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu pewfumed >_< wike :3 a x3 miwwinyew, -And :33 'twixt his fingew ÚwÚ and his ^.^ thumb ^.^ he held -OwO A ÚwÚ pouncet ^.^ box, ;;w;; which >w< evew ÚwÚ and anon -ÚwÚ He >_> gave his nyose, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ took't away ÚwÚ again; -OwO Who >_< thewewith :33 angwy, when ^.^ it next came there, ->_< Took ^.^ it in snuff; ÚwÚ and still ^.^ he smiw'd ÚwÚ and UwU tawk'd; -And as OwO the xDD sowdiews ^-^ bowe UwU dead OwO bodies >_> by, -ÚwÚ He xDD caww'd them ;;w;; untaught knaves, ^w^ unmannyewwy, -ÚwÚ To bwing :3 a xDD swuvnwy ÚwÚ unhandsome cowse -ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and his nyobiwity. -x3 With many x3 howiday ÚwÚ and wady >_> tewms -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ questionyed uWu me, ÚwÚ amongst OwO the west >w< demanded -UwU My prisoners in >_> youw :33 Majesty's ^w^ behawf. -I then, >w< aww xDD smawting with my wounds being cold, -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so pest'wed with :3 a ÚwÚ popingay, -Out >_> of my >w< gwief ÚwÚ and my :3 impatience -Answew'd neglectingly, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^.^ what- -ÚwÚ He x3 shouwd, ^w^ ow ^.^ he shouwd not; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 made me mad -ÚwÚ To UwU see him shinye OwO so x3 bwisk, ÚwÚ and smell OwO so ;;w;; sweet, -And talk OwO so >_< wike :3 a ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman -x3 Of >_> guns ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and :33 wounds- :3 God :33 save OwO the xDD mawk!- -And x3 tewwing me OwO the sovereignest xDD thing uWu on :3 eawth ->_> Was ^-^ pawmacity uWu fow OwO an >_< inwawd bwuise; -And UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was gweat pity, OwO so ^.^ it OwO was, -:3 This villanous UwU sawtpetwe shouwd >w< be uWu digg'd -Out >_> of OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the harmless :3 eawth, -^w^ Which many :3 a good taww :3 fewwow xDD had OwO destwoy'd -^w^ So cowardly; ÚwÚ and uWu but uWu fow ^.^ these :3 viwe x3 'guns, -ÚwÚ He would ^-^ himsewf ^.^ have >_< been :3 a sowdiew. -:3 This uWu bawd x3 unjointed :33 chat >_> of his, my lord, -I answewed ;;w;; indiwectwy, as I said, -And I uWu beseech you, let ^.^ nyot his wepowt -Come cuwwent uWu fow OwO an ;;w;; accusation -ÚwÚ Betwixt my love ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU high majesty. -Blunt. The ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ considewed, good my lord, -uWu Whate'ew Wowd Hawwy ;;w;; Pewcy then xDD had ^w^ said -ÚwÚ To such :3 a ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ and in such :3 a place, -^.^ At such :3 a UwU time, with >w< aww OwO the west ÚwÚ wetowd, -May >_> weasonyabwy x3 die, ÚwÚ and never xDD wise -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him ^.^ wwong, ^w^ ow ^-^ any uWu way >_< impeach -What then ^.^ he said, OwO so ^.^ he ^-^ unsay ^.^ it OwO nyow. -King. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he doth deny his prisoners, -But with uWu pwoviso ÚwÚ and :3 exception, -:33 That ^-^ we at ^-^ ouw >_> own chawge uWu shaww >_< wansom straight -His bwothew-in-waw, OwO the foowish ^-^ Mowtimew; -Who, uWu on my >_> souw, ;;w;; hath >_> wiwfuwwy betway'd -The ;;w;; wives >_> of x3 those UwU that ^.^ he >_> did ;;w;; wead ^-^ to fight -uWu Against UwU that gweat ^-^ magician, :33 damn'd ÚwÚ Gwendowew, -uWu Whose >_> daughtew, as ^-^ we OwO heaw, OwO the Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch -;;w;; Hath lately :3 mawwied. :33 Shaww ^-^ ouw coffers, then, -Be >_> emptied ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem :3 a >_> twaitow :3 home? -:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ buy tweason? ÚwÚ and indent with ^-^ feaws -When uWu they ^.^ have lost ÚwÚ and xDD fowfeited x3 themsewves? -No, uWu on OwO the xDD bawwen uWu mountains let him x3 stawve! ->_< Fow I uWu shaww never howd UwU that man my fwiend -uWu Whose :33 tongue uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask me uWu fow ^-^ onye OwO penny uWu cost -ÚwÚ To >_< wansom UwU home UwU wevowted >w< Mowtimew. -^w^ Hot. uWu Wevowted uWu Mowtimew? -ÚwÚ He never >_> did ^-^ faww OwO off, my x3 suvweign UwU wiege, -But uWu by OwO the uWu chance >_> of waw. ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv UwU that OwO twue -uWu Nyeeds nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ^-^ onye :33 tongue uWu fow >w< aww x3 those uWu wounds, -Those mouthed uWu wounds, ;;w;; which :33 vawiantwy ^.^ he took -When uWu on OwO the gentwe Severn's >_< sedgy bank, -UwU In >w< singwe opposition hand ^-^ to ;;w;; hand, -ÚwÚ He >_> did xDD confound OwO the :33 best part >_> of OwO an hour -UwU In changing :33 hawdiment with gweat Glendower. ->_< Thwee xDD times uWu they OwO bweath'd, ÚwÚ and three xDD times >_> did uWu they x3 dwink, -:3 Upon agreement, >_> of swift Severn's OwO fwood; -OwO Who then, affrighted with theiw bwoody >w< wooks, -Ran feawfuwwy UwU among OwO the :3 twembwing weeds -And hid his >_> cwisp head in OwO the >w< howwow bank, -xDD Bwoodstainyed with ^.^ these ÚwÚ vawiant cohabitants. -uWu Nyevew >_> did base ÚwÚ and rotten powicy -Colour xDD hew >_< wowking with such >_> deadwy >w< wounds; -Nyow never :33 couwd OwO the x3 nyobwe OwO Mowtimew -;;w;; Weceive OwO so many, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 wiwwingwy. -;;w;; Then let ^.^ nyot him >w< be swandewed with uWu wevowt. -King. Thou OwO dost bewie ^w^ him, :3 Pewcy, :3 thou OwO dost bewie :3 him! -ÚwÚ He never >_> did uWu encountew with Glendower. -I tell ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ He durst as ;;w;; weww ^.^ have met OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 awonye -UwU As x3 Owen Glendower uWu fow OwO an enyemy. -Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot asham'd? But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ hencefowth ->_> Wet me ^.^ nyot hear you speak >_> of >w< Mowtimew. ->_> Send me >_> youw prisoners with OwO the ^-^ speediest means, -Ow you uWu shaww hear in such :3 a >w< kind ^-^ fwom me -UwU As uWu wiww dispwease you. UwU My Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, -We ;;w;; wicense >_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe with >_> youw son.- ->_> Send OwO us >_> youw prisoners, ^w^ ow you uWu wiww hear >_> of it. ->_< Exeunt ;;w;; King, UwU [Bwunt, ÚwÚ and Twain] -^w^ Hot. An ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw come ÚwÚ and :3 woaw uWu fow ;;w;; them, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ send ^.^ them. I uWu wiww aftew straight -And tell him >w< so; uWu fow I uWu wiww ewse my xDD heawt, -:33 Awbeit I ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; hazawd >_> of my head. -Nyowth. >_> What, dwunk with ^-^ chowew? >w< Stay, ÚwÚ and :3 pause >_> awhiwe. -;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw :3 uncwe. - -x3 Entew x3 Wowcestew. - -^w^ Hot. ^w^ Speak >_> of uWu Mowtimew? -uWu Zounds, I uWu wiww speak >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and let my ^w^ souw -Want UwU mewcy ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> join with :3 him! -xDD Yea, uWu on his part I'll uWu empty >w< aww ^.^ these :33 veins, -And shed my dear UwU bwood >_> dwop uWu by >_> dwop in OwO the xDD dust, -But I uWu wiww wift OwO the downtrod OwO Mowtimew -UwU As UwU high in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw as :3 this unthankful ^-^ king, -UwU As :3 this x3 ingwate ÚwÚ and >_< cank'wed :3 Bowingbwoke. -Nyowth. xDD Bwothew, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath :3 made >_> youw nyephew ^w^ mad. -Wow. OwO Who struck :3 this heat OwO up aftew I ÚwÚ was gonye? -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww (forsooth) ^.^ have >w< aww my prisoners; -And when I urg'd OwO the >_< wansom UwU once UwU again -x3 Of my uWu wive's :33 bwothew, then his ^-^ cheek ^.^ wook'd pawe, -And uWu on my ;;w;; face ^.^ he tuwn'd OwO an eye >_> of >_< death, ->_> Twembwing x3 even at OwO the name >_> of >w< Mowtimew. -Wow. I cannyot blame >_> him. >_> Was ^.^ nyot ^.^ he pwocwaim'd -By Richard UwU that UwU dead ;;w;; is, OwO the next >_> of blood? -Nyowth. ÚwÚ He ^-^ was; I heard OwO the proclamation. -And then ^.^ it ÚwÚ was when OwO the OwO unhappy UwU King -OwO (Whose ^-^ wwongs in OwO us :3 God pardon!) >_> did xDD set :3 fowth -:3 Upon his Iwish >w< expedition; -From :3 whence ^.^ he xDD intewcepted >_> did xDD wetuwn -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ depos'd, ÚwÚ and :33 showtwy >_< muwdewed. -Wow. And uWu fow uWu whose death ^-^ we in OwO the world's ^-^ wide OwO mouth -Live >_< scandawiz'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fouwwy spoken >_> of. -^w^ Hot. But soft, I pray you. OwO Did UwU King Richard then -UwU Pwocwaim my bwothew Edmund OwO Mowtimew -Heir ^-^ to OwO the crown? -Nyowth. ÚwÚ He did; ^-^ mysewf >_> did hear it. -^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Nyay, then I cannyot blame his cousin ^-^ king, -:33 That :33 wish'd him uWu on OwO the xDD bawwen uWu mountains ÚwÚ stawve. -But uWu shaww ^.^ it >w< be UwU that you, UwU that xDD set OwO the :3 cwown -:3 Upon OwO the head >_> of :3 this >_> fowgetfuw man, -And uWu fow his :33 sake wear OwO the :3 detested ^-^ bwot -x3 Of murtherous subornation- uWu shaww ^.^ it >w< be -:33 That you :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of cuwses ;;w;; undewgo, ->_> Being OwO the ;;w;; agents ^w^ ow base uWu second means, -The ^-^ cowds, OwO the xDD waddew, ^w^ ow OwO the hangman :3 wathew? -:33 O, pawdon me UwU that I >_> descend OwO so low -ÚwÚ To show OwO the xDD winye ÚwÚ and OwO the pwedicament -OwO Whewein you ^.^ wange uWu undew :3 this subtiwe king! -:33 Shaww ^.^ it uWu fow ÚwÚ shame >w< be spoken in ^.^ these OwO days, -Ow fiww OwO up ^.^ chwonyicwes in UwU time ^-^ to xDD come, -:33 That x3 men >_> of >_> youw uWu nyobiwity ÚwÚ and power -OwO Did :3 gage them uWu both in OwO an ^.^ unjust behawf -UwU (As uWu both >_> of you, :3 God pawdon ^.^ it! ^.^ have done) -ÚwÚ To >w< put ;;w;; down ÚwÚ Wichawd, UwU that ^w^ sweet UwU wuvwy :3 wose, -And >_> pwant :3 this :33 thown, :3 this ^.^ cankew, Bolingbroke? -And uWu shaww ^.^ it in ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame >w< be further spoken -:33 That you awe :3 foow'd, discarded, ÚwÚ and shook x3 off -By him uWu fow xDD whom ^.^ these uWu shames ye :3 undewwent? -Nyo! ÚwÚ yet UwU time sewves wherein you ^-^ may ^w^ wedeem -Your banish'd honours ÚwÚ and restore youwsewves -x3 Into OwO the good >_> thoughts >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ again; -^w^ Wevenge OwO the ÚwÚ jeewing ÚwÚ and OwO disdain'd >_> contempt -x3 Of :3 this >_> pwoud ^-^ king, ^-^ who studies :3 day ÚwÚ and night -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >w< aww OwO the >_> debt ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes ^-^ to you ->_< Even with OwO the bwoody ;;w;; payment >_> of >_> youw >w< deaths. -OwO Thewefowe I :33 say- -Wow. Peace, uWu cousin, uWu say nyo ^-^ mowe; -And nyow, I uWu wiww :33 uncwasp :3 a >w< secwet book, -And ^-^ to >_> youw OwO quick-conceiving ^w^ discontents -I'll ;;w;; wead you matter ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and xDD dangewous, -UwU As :33 fuww >_> of peril ÚwÚ and adventuwous spirit -UwU As ^-^ to o'erwalk :3 a cuwwent roaring loud -uWu On OwO the ;;w;; unsteadfast >w< footing >_> of :3 a speaw. -^w^ Hot. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ faww ÚwÚ in, good night, ^w^ ow sink ^w^ ow >w< swim! ->_> Send danger ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ east x3 unto OwO the UwU west, -^w^ So uWu honyouw cross ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< nyowth ^-^ to uWu south, -And let them >_< gwappwe. :33 O, OwO the UwU bwood ^-^ mowe OwO stiws -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse :3 a x3 wion than ^-^ to start :3 a hare! -Nyowth. >_> Imaginyation >_> of >w< some gweat expwoit -Dwives him uWu beyond OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of uWu patience. -^w^ Hot. By UwU heaven, >w< methinks ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO an :33 easy :33 weap -ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck UwU bwight uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ pawe-fac'd ^w^ moon, -Ow xDD dive OwO into OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the ^-^ deep, -:3 Whewe fadom xDD winye :33 couwd never ^.^ touch OwO the >w< gwound, -And xDD pwuck OwO up drowned uWu honyouw uWu by OwO the ;;w;; wocks, -^w^ So ^.^ he UwU that doth ^w^ wedeem xDD hew ^.^ thence UwU might wear -Without corrival >w< aww xDD hew dignities; -But >_< out x3 upon :3 this ^-^ hawf-fac'd fewwowship! -Wow. ÚwÚ He appwehends :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of :33 figuwes ;;w;; hewe, -But ^.^ nyot OwO the fowm >_> of what ^.^ he shouwd >_> attend. -Good uWu cousin, ^w^ give me ^-^ audience uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; whiwe. -^w^ Hot. I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. -Wow. Those >_> same x3 nyobwe Scots -:33 That awe >_> youw x3 pwisonyews- -^w^ Hot. I'll ^-^ keep them all. -By God, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 a Scot >_> of them! -No, ^-^ if :3 a Scot would :33 save his >_> souw, ^.^ he uWu shaww not. -I'll ^-^ keep ;;w;; them, uWu by :3 this UwU hand! -Wow. You start >_> away. -And lend nyo ear x3 unto my puwposes. -Those prisoners you uWu shaww keep. -^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ wiww! :33 That :3 is ;;w;; fwat! -ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >_< wansom ^-^ Mowtimew, -^w^ Fowbade my :33 tongue ^-^ to speak >_> of ^-^ Mowtimew, -But I uWu wiww find him when ^.^ he :3 wies asweep, -And in his ear I'll >_< howwoa ^.^ 'Mowtimew.' ->_< Nyay; -I'll ^.^ have :3 a starling uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ taught ^-^ to speak -Nyothing uWu but UwU 'Mowtimew,' ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it him -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep his :3 angew still in :33 motion. -Wow. >w< Heaw you, uWu cousin, :3 a :33 wowd. -^w^ Hot. ^-^ Aww studies here I solemnly :33 defy -ÚwÚ Save how ^-^ to ^-^ gaww ÚwÚ and ^.^ pinch :3 this Bowingbwoke; -And UwU that >_> same swowd-and-buckwew Prince >_> of Wales- -But UwU that I ÚwÚ think his fathew loves him ^.^ nyot -And would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^.^ he met with >w< some :33 mischance, -I would ^.^ have him ;;w;; poisonyed with :3 a pot >_> of ale. -Wow. Faweweww, :3 kinsman. I uWu wiww talk ^-^ to you -When you awe better tempew'd ^-^ to >_> attend. -Nyowth. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a wasp-stung ÚwÚ and impatient OwO foow -Awt :3 thou ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO into :3 this :3 woman's x3 mood, ->w< Tying UwU thinye ear ^-^ to nyo :33 tongue uWu but UwU thinye own! -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you, I x3 am :3 whipp'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; scouwg'd with uWu wods, -uWu Nyettwed, ÚwÚ and stung with uWu pismiwes when I hear -x3 Of :3 this :3 viwe UwU powitician, :3 Bowingbwoke. -UwU In UwU Wichawd's x3 time- what ^-^ do you caww OwO the place- -OwO A pwague x3 upon ^.^ it! ^.^ it :3 is in UwU GIoucestewshiwe- -ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ madcap UwU Duke his uncwe >_< kept- -His uncwe Yowk- xDD whewe I ^.^ fiwst bow'd my knee -^.^ Unto :3 this ;;w;; king >_> of smiles, :3 this Bowingbwoke- ->w< 'S blood! -When you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he came xDD back ^-^ fwom >w< Wavenspuwgh- -Nyowth. ^.^ At Berkeley Castle. -^w^ Hot. You uWu say true. -ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ;;w;; candy ^-^ deaw >_> of couwtesy -:3 This >w< fawnying :33 gweyhound then >_> did ;;w;; pwoffew UwU me! -Look, 'when his ÚwÚ infant >_> fowtunye came ^-^ to >_< age,' -And ^w^ 'gentwe Hawwy >_< Pewcy,' ÚwÚ and 'kind uWu cousin'- -:33 O, OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU take such ^-^ cozenyews!- :3 God forgive UwU me! -Good uncwe, tell >_> youw :3 tawe, uWu fow I ^.^ have >w< donye. -Wow. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to ^.^ it again. -We uWu wiww stay >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. -^w^ Hot. I ^.^ have >_< donye, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. -Wow. ;;w;; Then UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ Scottish ;;w;; pwisonyews. -^w^ Dewivew them OwO up ^-^ without theiw >_< wansom stwaight, -And ^-^ make OwO the UwU Dougwas' :3 son >_> youw only UwU mean ->_< Fow >w< powews UwU In Scotwand; which, uWu fow divews reasons -^w^ Which I uWu shaww ^-^ send you x3 wwitten, >w< be assur'd -uWu Wiww easiwy >w< be gwanted. uWu [To uWu Nyowthumbewwand] :3 You, my lord, -Your :3 son in xDD Scotwand being ;;w;; thus xDD empwoy'd, -:33 Shaww secwetwy OwO into OwO the uWu bosom cweep -x3 Of UwU that >_> same x3 nyobwe pwewate weww-bewov'd, -The ÚwÚ Awchbishop. -^w^ Hot. x3 Of Yowk, :3 is ^.^ it not? -Wow. True; ^-^ who uWu beaws ^-^ hawd -His >_< bwothew's death at Bwistow, OwO the Wowd >w< Scwoop. -I speak ^.^ nyot :3 this in ;;w;; estimation, -UwU As what I ÚwÚ think UwU might ^.^ be, uWu but what I xDD knyow -^-^ Is OwO wuminyated, >_< pwotted, ÚwÚ and xDD set down, -And only ^w^ stays uWu but ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; face -x3 Of UwU that >w< occasion UwU that uWu shaww bwing ^.^ it x3 on. -^w^ Hot. I smell it. :3 Upon my xDD wife, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ do :33 weww. -Nyowth. Before OwO the uWu game :3 is xDD afoot :3 thou still UwU wet'st >_> swip. -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it cannyot OwO choose uWu but >w< be :3 a x3 nyobwe x3 pwot. -And then OwO the power >_> of xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and >_> of uWu Yowk -ÚwÚ To >_> join with ^-^ Mowtimew, ha? -Wow. And OwO so uWu they shall. -^w^ Hot. UwU In :33 faith, ^.^ it :3 is UwU exceedingwy ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ aim'd. -Wow. And 'tis nyo wittwe reason >_< bids OwO us uWu speed, -ÚwÚ To :33 save ^-^ ouw :3 heads uWu by raising >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ head; ->_< Fow, bear uWu ouwsewves as x3 even as ^-^ we ^-^ can, -The UwU King uWu wiww :33 awways ÚwÚ think him in ^-^ ouw ^-^ debt, -And ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ÚwÚ think uWu ouwsewves unsatisfied, -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found :3 a UwU time ^-^ to pay OwO us UwU home. -And UwU see already how ^.^ he doth begin -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO us :3 stwangews ^-^ to his looks >_> of wuv. -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ He does, ^.^ he does! >w< We'ww >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> him. -Wow. uWu Cousin, faweweww. :3 Nyo further >w< go in :3 this ->w< Than I uWu by letters uWu shaww direct >_> youw >_> couwse. -When UwU time :3 is xDD wipe, ;;w;; which uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ suddenwy, -I'll >_< steaw ^-^ to Glendower ÚwÚ and Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, -:3 Whewe you ÚwÚ and Douglas, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw pow'rs at once, -UwU As I uWu wiww ^.^ fashion it, uWu shaww UwU happiwy :33 meet, -ÚwÚ To bear ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes in ^-^ ouw >_> own >w< stwong uWu awms, -^w^ Which :3 nyow ^-^ we howd at >w< much ^.^ uncewtainty. -Nyowth. Faweweww, good brother. We uWu shaww thrive, I uWu twust. -^w^ Hot. :3 Uncwe, ^.^ adieu. :33 O, let OwO the ^w^ houws >w< be ^-^ showt -;;w;; Tiww fields ÚwÚ and uWu bwows ÚwÚ and groans ÚwÚ appwaud ^-^ ouw uWu spowt! OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. -Wochestew. An ^-^ inn ^-^ yawd. - -x3 Entew :3 a Carrier with :3 a uWu wantewn in his hand. - -OwO 1. UwU Caw. Heigh-ho! OwO an ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw uWu by OwO the day, I'll >w< be >_> hang'd. -^-^ Chawwes' ;;w;; wain :3 is xDD uvw OwO the OwO nyew >_> chimnyey, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ ouw horse ^.^ nyot -:33 pack'd.- >_> What, >_< ostwew! -;;w;; Ost. ^-^ [within] ^-^ Anyon, x3 anyon. -OwO 1. UwU Caw. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^.^ Tom, beat ÚwÚ Cut's saddle, >w< put :3 a xDD few flocks in OwO the -point. OwO Poow jade :3 is wrung in OwO the >_> withews >_< out >_> of >w< aww cess. - -x3 Entew another ^w^ Cawwiew. - -OwO 2. UwU Caw. ^w^ Peas ÚwÚ and >w< beans awe as x3 dank here as :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is OwO the -next uWu way ^-^ to ^w^ give UwU poow UwU jades OwO the UwU bots. :3 This house :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed upside -;;w;; down >_< since uWu Wobin ^-^ Ostwew died. -OwO 1. UwU Caw. OwO Poow :3 fewwow never :3 joyed >_< since OwO the x3 pwice >_> of >_> oats xDD wose. ^w^ It -ÚwÚ was OwO the death >_> of >_> him. -OwO 2. UwU Caw. I ÚwÚ think :3 this >w< be OwO the UwU most villanous house in >w< aww UwU Wondon woad -uWu fow fleas. I x3 am stung >_< wike :3 a tench. -OwO 1. UwU Caw. ;;w;; Wike :3 a OwO tench I By OwO the ;;w;; mass, there :3 is :33 nye'ew :3 a ;;w;; king chwisten -:33 couwd >w< be better >w< bit than I ^.^ have >_< been >_< since OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD cock. -OwO 2. UwU Caw. ÚwÚ Why, uWu they uWu wiww awwow OwO us :33 nye'ew :3 a OwO jowdan, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we leak in ->_> youw >_> chimnyey, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 chambew-wye >_> bweeds :3 fweas >_< wike :3 a loach. -OwO 1. UwU Caw. >_> What, >_< ostwew! come away ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! come >w< away! -OwO 2. UwU Caw. I ^.^ have :3 a gammon >_> of ^.^ bacon ÚwÚ and two wazes >_> of ^w^ gingew, ^-^ to >w< be -UwU dewivewed as :3 faw as >_> Chawing OwO Cwoss. -OwO 1. UwU Caw. God's ^-^ body! OwO the OwO tuwkeys in my OwO pannyiew awe ^-^ quite ^.^ stawved. ->_> What, >_< ostwew! OwO A pwague uWu on thee! x3 hast :3 thou never OwO an eye in >w< thy ->_< head? OwO Canst ^.^ nyot uWu heaw? An 'twere ^.^ nyot as good deed as dwink ^-^ to ->_< bweak OwO the OwO pate uWu on ^.^ thee, I x3 am :3 a vewy :3 viwwain. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! -xDD Hast nyo :3 faith in OwO thee? - -x3 Entew Gadshill. - -xDD Gads. Good ^.^ mowwow, cawwiews. What's ^.^ o'cwock? -OwO 1. UwU Caw. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be two >w< o'cwock. -xDD Gads. I ÚwÚ pwithee lend me :3 this uWu wantewn ^-^ to UwU see my ÚwÚ gewding in OwO the ->_< stabwe. -OwO 1. UwU Caw. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by God, ^.^ soft! I xDD knyow :3 a xDD twick wowth two >_> of UwU that, ->w< i' ;;w;; faith. -xDD Gads. I pray ÚwÚ thee lend me >w< thinye. -OwO 2. UwU Caw. >w< Ay, when? ^w^ canst UwU teww? ;;w;; Wend me >w< thy x3 wantewn, OwO quoth x3 he? x3 Mawwy, -I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd fiwst! -xDD Gads. Sirrah >_< cawwiew, what UwU time ^-^ do you UwU mean ^-^ to come ^-^ to Wondon? -OwO 2. UwU Caw. Time enough ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed with :3 a uWu candwe, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. -^w^ Come, UwU nyeighbouw ;;w;; Mugs, ^w^ we'ww caww OwO up OwO the >_< gentwemen. ^.^ They uWu wiww -ÚwÚ awong with ^.^ company, uWu fow uWu they ^.^ have gweat :33 chawge. ->_< Exeunt [Cawwiews]. -xDD Gads. >_> What, UwU ho! OwO chambewwain! - -x3 Entew Chamberlain. - -^w^ Cham. ^.^ At ;;w;; hand, OwO quoth pickpuwse. -xDD Gads. ^.^ That's x3 even as fair x3 as- ;;w;; 'at ;;w;; hand, OwO quoth OwO the :33 chambewwain'; uWu fow -:3 thou variest nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ fwom >w< picking >_> of :3 puwses than giving :3 diwection -doth ^-^ fwom labouring: :3 thou xDD wayest OwO the plot ÚwÚ how. -^w^ Cham. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^-^ Mastew Gadshill. ^w^ It howds cuwwent UwU that I told -you :3 yestewnyight. There's :3 a ^.^ fwankwin in OwO the ^w^ Wiwd >_> of xDD Kent ;;w;; hath -^w^ bwought three ^-^ hundwed ^.^ mawks with him in >w< gowd. I heard him tell ^.^ it -^-^ to ^-^ onye >_> of his >_> company last night at UwU suppew- :3 a >w< kind >_> of auditor; -^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath abundance >_> of chawge UwU too, :3 God knows >_> what. ^.^ They awe -OwO up already ÚwÚ and caww uWu fow >_> eggs ÚwÚ and >_> buttew. ^.^ They uWu wiww away ->_> pwesentwy. -xDD Gads. Sirrah, ^-^ if uWu they ^.^ meet ^.^ nyot with x3 Saint :3 Nyichowas' ;;w;; cwewks, I'll -^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this ÚwÚ nyeck. -^w^ Cham. No, I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^-^ keep UwU that uWu fow OwO the OwO hangman; -uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou :3 wowshippest x3 Saint Nicholas as ^.^ twuwy as :3 a man >_> of -:3 fawsehood OwO may. -xDD Gads. What >_> tawkest :3 thou ^-^ to me >_> of OwO the hangman? >w< If I uWu hang, I'll ^-^ make -:3 a UwU fat paiw >_> of gawwows; uWu fow ^-^ if I uWu hang, ^.^ owd Sir uWu John OwO hangs with uWu me, -ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO knyowest ^.^ he :3 is nyo >_< stawvewing. UwU Tut! there awe uWu othew -xDD Twoyans UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ dweam'st ^.^ nyot :33 of, OwO the ;;w;; which uWu fow uWu spowt :33 sake awe -^.^ content ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the >_< pwofession >w< some ÚwÚ gwace; UwU that would (if mattews -shouwd >w< be ^.^ wook'd into) uWu fow theiw >_> own ÚwÚ cwedit :33 sake ^-^ make >w< aww whowe. -I x3 am joined with nyo foot ÚwÚ wand-wakews, nyo >_< wong-staff ^w^ sixpenny -strikers, UwU nyonye >_> of ^.^ these mad mustachio ;;w;; puwpwe-hued OwO mawtwowms; uWu but -with ^w^ nyobiwity, ÚwÚ and tranquillity, ;;w;; buwgomastews ÚwÚ and gweat onyeyews, -such as can howd ÚwÚ in, such as uWu wiww strike sooner than ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and -speak sooner than x3 dwink, ÚwÚ and dwink sooner than xDD pway; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, -ÚwÚ zounds, I >_> wie; uWu fow uWu they pray continyuawwy ^-^ to theiw :33 saint, OwO the -^-^ commonweawth, ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, ^.^ nyot pray ^-^ to UwU hew, uWu but uWu pwey uWu on UwU hew, uWu fow -uWu they ride OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down uWu on xDD hew ÚwÚ and ^-^ make xDD hew theiw >_> boots. -^w^ Cham. >_> What, OwO the commonweawth theiw boots? uWu Wiww ^.^ she howd >_< out >w< watew -in ;;w;; fouw ^w^ way? -xDD Gads. She wiww, ^.^ she ^.^ wiww! uWu Justice ;;w;; hath ^w^ wiquow'd :3 hew. We >_< steaw as in -:3 a xDD castwe, ;;w;; cocksuwe. We ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ weceipt >_> of xDD fewnseed, ^-^ we ÚwÚ wawk -invisible. -^w^ Cham. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by my :33 faith, I ÚwÚ think you awe ^-^ mowe OwO behowding ^-^ to OwO the night -than ^-^ to ^w^ fewnseed uWu fow >_> youw walking invisible. -xDD Gads. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :3 a share in ^-^ ouw puwchase, as -I ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue xDD man. -^w^ Cham. ;;w;; Nyay, wathew let me ^.^ have it, as you awe :3 a false >w< thief. -xDD Gads. uWu Go to; ^.^ 'homo' :3 is :3 a ^w^ common name ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ men. UwU Bid OwO the :33 ostwew -bwing my ÚwÚ gewding >_< out >_> of OwO the >_< stabwe. Faweweww, you >w< muddy knave. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -The >_> highway ;;w;; nyeaw Gadshill. - -x3 Entew Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Poins. - -UwU Poins. ^w^ Come, shewtew, :33 shewtew! I ^.^ have :33 wemov'd Falstaff's OwO howse, ÚwÚ and -^.^ he frets >_< wike :3 a >_> gumm'd OwO vewvet. -^.^ Pwince. Stand UwU cwose. ^.^ [They xDD step OwO aside.] - -x3 Entew :33 Fawstaff. - -Fal. >_< Poins! xDD Poins, ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! >_< Poins! -^.^ Pwince. I comes :3 fowwawd I Peace, ye OwO fat-kidnyey'd wascaw! What :3 a -^w^ bwawwing OwO dost :3 thou xDD keep! -Fal. Where's xDD Poins, xDD Haw? -^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu wawk'd OwO up ^-^ to OwO the :3 top >_> of OwO the :33 hiww. I'll >w< go >w< seek >_> him. -UwU [Steps OwO aside.] -Fal. I x3 am ;;w;; accuws'd ^-^ to x3 wob in UwU that UwU thief's :33 company. The >w< wascaw ;;w;; hath -wemuvd my horse ÚwÚ and tied him I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^w^ whewe. >w< If I ^w^ twavew uWu but -;;w;; fouw foot uWu by OwO the squire further ^-^ afoot, I uWu shaww >_< bweak my wind. -Weww, I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but ^-^ to die :3 a fair death uWu fow >w< aww this, ^-^ if I -^w^ scape :33 hanging uWu fow :33 kiwwing UwU that >_> wogue. I ^.^ have >_> fowswown his >_> company -houwwy ^-^ any UwU time :3 this >_> two-and-twenty yeaws, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I x3 am uWu bewitch'd -with OwO the :3 wogue's :33 company. >w< If OwO the >w< wascaw ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< given me -ÚwÚ medicinyes ^-^ to ^-^ make me love ^w^ him, I'll >w< be >_> hang'd. ^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be ->w< ewse. I ^.^ have dwunk :33 medicinyes. >_< Poins! Hal! OwO A pwague x3 upon you :33 both! -^.^ Bawdowph! >_> Peto! I'll stawve ewe I'll x3 wob :3 a foot >_< fuwthew. An -'twere ^.^ nyot as good :3 a deed as dwink ^-^ to xDD tuwn OwO twue man ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD weave -^.^ these rogues, I x3 am OwO the vewiest vawwet UwU that >w< evew chewed with :3 a -UwU tooth. OwO Eight yawds >_> of :33 unyeven gwound :3 is threescore ÚwÚ and >w< ten :3 miwes -xDD afoot with uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the stony-heawted >_< viwwains xDD knyow ^.^ it ;;w;; weww -^w^ enyough. OwO A pwague x3 upon ^.^ it when ;;w;; thieves cannyot >w< be OwO twue ^-^ onye ^-^ to -^.^ anyothew! (They whistwe.) >_< Whew! OwO A pwague x3 upon you all! >w< Give me my -OwO howse, you ^-^ wogues! ^w^ give me my horse ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! -^.^ Pwince. >_> [comes forward] Peace, ye UwU fat-guts! Wie down, uWu way UwU thinye ear -:33 cwose ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and list ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst hear OwO the ÚwÚ twead >_> of -:33 twavewwews. -Fal. >_< Have you ^-^ any levers ^-^ to wift me OwO up uWu again, being :33 down? uWu 'Sbwood, -I'll ^.^ nyot bear >_< minye >_> own ^.^ fwesh OwO so :3 faw xDD afoot UwU again uWu fow >w< aww OwO the >_< coin -in >w< thy >_< fathew's exchequer. What :3 a pwague UwU mean ye ^-^ to colt me ^.^ thus? -^.^ Pwince. Thou UwU wiest; :3 thou art ^.^ nyot cowted, :3 thou art uncowted. -Fal. I ;;w;; pwithee, good Prince uWu Haw, ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to my OwO howse, good :3 king's -:33 son. -^.^ Pwince. :33 Out, ye wogue! :33 Shaww I >w< be >_> youw ^-^ ostwew? -Fal. uWu Go >_> hang thyself in UwU thinye >_> own heiw-appawent >_< gawtews! >w< If I >w< be -ta'en, I'll xDD peach uWu fow ÚwÚ this. An I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot bawwads :3 made uWu on you -aww, ÚwÚ and uWu sung ^-^ to fiwthy >w< tunyes, let :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack >w< be my :33 poison. -When :3 a ÚwÚ jest :3 is OwO so ;;w;; fowwawd- ÚwÚ and xDD afoot :33 too- I UwU hate it. - -x3 Entew >_< Gadshiww, ÚwÚ [Bawdowph ÚwÚ and :3 Peto with UwU him]. - -xDD Gads. ;;w;; Stand! -Fal. ^w^ So I uWu do, x3 against my uWu wiww. -UwU Poins. >_> [comes fortward] :33 O, 'tis ^-^ ouw setter. I xDD knyow his ÚwÚ voice. -Bardolph, what x3 nyews? -^.^ Baw. UwU Case >_< ye, UwU case :33 ye! uWu On with >_> youw :33 vizawds! There's money >_> of OwO the -King's UwU coming ;;w;; down OwO the ;;w;; hiww; 'tis ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the King's exchequer. -Fal. You >_< wie, ye wogue! ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the King's xDD tavewn. -xDD Gads. There's enough ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us all. -Fal. ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> hang'd. -^.^ Pwince. >w< Siws, you ;;w;; fouw uWu shaww xDD fwont them in OwO the narrow OwO wanye; OwO Nyed -Poins ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk wowew. >w< If uWu they ^w^ scape ^-^ fwom >_> youw uWu encountew, -then uWu they ^.^ wight uWu on ÚwÚ us. -UwU Peto. OwO How many >w< be there >_> of >w< them? -xDD Gads. uWu Some eight ^w^ ow uWu ten. -Fal. uWu Zounds, uWu wiww uWu they ^.^ nyot x3 wob >_> us? -^.^ Pwince. >_> What, :3 a xDD cowawd, Sir uWu John ^.^ Paunch? -Fal. ;;w;; Indeed, I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, >_> youw >_< gwandfathew; uWu but ÚwÚ yet nyo -xDD cowawd, Hal. -^.^ Pwince. Weww, ^-^ we xDD weave UwU that ^-^ to OwO the proof. -UwU Poins. Sirrah >w< Jack, >w< thy horse ^-^ stands >_> behind OwO the >_> hedge. When :3 thou -UwU nyeed'st ^w^ him, there :3 thou ^-^ shawt find >_> him. Farewell ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand fast. -Fal. Nyow cannyot I strike ^w^ him, ^-^ if I shouwd >w< be >_> hang'd. -^.^ Pwince. >_> [aside ^-^ to uWu Poins] ^-^ Nyed, xDD whewe awe ^-^ ouw ;;w;; disguises? -UwU Poins. >_> [aside ^-^ to >_> Pwince] Here, ^-^ hawd by. Stand UwU cwose. -[Exeunt Prince ÚwÚ and >w< Poins.] -Fal. Nyow, my masters, x3 happy man >w< be his >_> dowe, uWu say :3 I. uWu Evewy man ^-^ to -his :33 businyess. - -x3 Entew OwO the >_< Twavewwews. - -uWu Twavewwew. ^w^ Come, xDD nyeighbouw. -The :3 boy uWu shaww ;;w;; wead ^-^ ouw howses ;;w;; down OwO the ;;w;; hiww; ->w< We'ww ÚwÚ wawk xDD afoot :3 awhiwe ÚwÚ and >_> ease ^-^ ouw wegs. -xDD Thieves. ;;w;; Stand! -uWu Twavewwew. ÚwÚ Jesus bless >_< us! -Fal. Stwike! ;;w;; down with them! ÚwÚ cut OwO the villains' ;;w;; thwoats! xDD Ah, -whoreson catewpiwwaws! :33 bacon-fed xDD knyaves! uWu they UwU hate OwO us uWu youth. x3 Down -with them! xDD fweece them! -uWu Twavewwew. :33 O, ^-^ we awe :3 undonye, uWu both ^-^ we ÚwÚ and ^w^ ouws uWu fow ^-^ evew! -Fal. >w< Hang >_< ye, UwU gowbewwied knaves, awe ye xDD undonye? No, ye UwU fat xDD chuffs; -I would >_> youw ^.^ stowe ;;w;; wewe :3 hewe! uWu On, bacons :33 on! >_> What, ye xDD knyaves! -x3 young x3 men >w< must wive. You awe UwU gwandjuwows, awe OwO ye? >w< We'ww jure >_< ye, -faith! -;;w;; Hewe uWu they x3 wob ÚwÚ and uWu bind ^.^ them. OwO Exeunt. - -x3 Entew OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Poins ;;w;; [in >_> buckwam ;;w;; suits]. - -^.^ Pwince. The ;;w;; thieves ^.^ have bound OwO the OwO twue ^-^ men. Nyow :33 couwd :3 thou ÚwÚ and I -x3 wob OwO the ;;w;; thieves ÚwÚ and >w< go UwU mewwiwy ^-^ to London, ^.^ it would >w< be awgument -uWu fow :3 a >w< week, laughter uWu fow :3 a ^w^ month, ÚwÚ and :3 a good ÚwÚ jest uWu fow ever. -UwU Poins. Stand close! I hear them >w< coming. -^.^ [They ^.^ stand OwO aside.] - -x3 Entew OwO the >_< Thieves again. - -Fal. ^w^ Come, my masters, let OwO us share, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to horse before day. -An OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Poins >w< be ^.^ nyot two :33 awwant cowards, :33 thewe's nyo -^w^ equity >_> stiwwing. There's nyo ^-^ mowe valour in UwU that Poins than in :3 a -wiwd :33 duck. - -OwO [As uWu they awe UwU shawing, OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Poins xDD set x3 upon -^.^ them. ÚwÚ THey >w< aww run ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and Falstaff, aftew :3 a blow ^w^ ow -^-^ two, runs ^-^ awasy UwU too, ^w^ weaving OwO the ;;w;; booty >_> behind ^.^ them.] - -^.^ Pwince. Your money! -UwU Poins. Villains! - -^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Got with >w< much OwO ease. Nyow UwU mewwiwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. -The ;;w;; thieves awe scattered, ÚwÚ and ^-^ possess'd with ;;w;; feaw -^w^ So stwongwy UwU that uWu they dare ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet OwO each other. ->_> Each ^-^ takes his :3 fewwow uWu fow OwO an uWu officew. -Away, good Ned. :3 Fawstaff x3 sweats ^-^ to death -And lards OwO the lean :3 eawth as ^.^ he walks awong. -Were't ^.^ nyot uWu fow laughing, I shouwd ^-^ pity >_> him. -UwU Poins. OwO How OwO the wogue x3 woaw'd! OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -Wawkwowth Castle. - -x3 Entew x3 Hotspuw ^w^ sowus, reading :3 a letter. - -^w^ Hot. x3 'But, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, my lord, I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww OwO contented ^-^ to ->w< be there, in >_< wespect >_> of OwO the love I bear >_> youw ;;w;; house.' ÚwÚ He :33 couwd >w< be -UwU contented- x3 why :3 is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^.^ then? UwU In >_< wespect >_> of OwO the love ^.^ he uWu beaws -^-^ ouw house! ÚwÚ He >w< shows in :3 this ^.^ he loves his >_> own :3 bawn better than ^.^ he -loves ^-^ ouw >_< house. >_> Wet me UwU see >w< some more. xDD 'The OwO puwpose you >_< undewtake -:3 is >_< dangewous'- ÚwÚ Why, that's cewtain! ^.^ 'Tis dangewous ^-^ to UwU take :3 a -cold, ^-^ to >w< sweep, ^-^ to drink; uWu but I tell you, my lord fool, >_< out >_> of -:3 this nyettwe, danger, ^-^ we xDD pwuck :3 this ^w^ fwowew, xDD safety. xDD 'The OwO puwpose -you >_< undewtake :3 is xDD dangewous, OwO the fwiends you ^.^ have ^w^ nyamed ÚwÚ uncewtain, -OwO the UwU time itsewf >_> unsowted, ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD whowe plot xDD too ^.^ wight uWu fow OwO the -^-^ countewpoise >_> of OwO so gweat OwO an ÚwÚ opposition.' Say you so, uWu say you so? -I uWu say x3 unto you uWu again, you awe :3 a ÚwÚ shawwow, >_> cowawdwy :33 hind, ÚwÚ and you -^-^ wie. What :3 a lack-brain :3 is x3 this! By OwO the :3 Wowd, ^-^ ouw plot :3 is :3 a good -plot as >w< evew ÚwÚ was :33 waid; ^-^ ouw fwiends OwO twue ÚwÚ and constant: :3 a good -pwot, good fwiends, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of UwU expectation; OwO an excellent pwot, -vewy good >_< fwiends. What :3 a frosty-spirited wogue :3 is x3 this! ÚwÚ Why, my -Wowd >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; commends OwO the plot ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO the -^w^ action. uWu Zounds, OwO an I ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow uWu by :3 this wascaw, I :33 couwd bwain him -with his lady's uWu fan. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot my fathew, my uncwe, ÚwÚ and -mysewf; Wowd Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, my Wowd >_> of Yowk, ÚwÚ and x3 Owen -;;w;; Gwendowew? ^-^ Is there ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ besides, OwO the :33 Dougwas? >_< Have I ^.^ nyot >w< aww -theiw letters ^-^ to ^.^ meet me in ÚwÚ awms uWu by OwO the nyinth >_> of OwO the next ^w^ month, -ÚwÚ and awe uWu they ^.^ nyot >w< some >_> of them xDD set :3 fowwawd >_> awweady? What :3 a OwO pagan ->w< wascaw :3 is x3 this! OwO an infidew! Ha! you uWu shaww UwU see nyow, in vewy -sincewity >_> of ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and x3 cowd OwO heawt uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu way open ->w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 pwoceedings. :33 O, I :33 couwd >_> divide ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ to buffets -uWu fow ^w^ moving such :3 a dish >_> of ^-^ skim >_< miwk with OwO so honyouwabwe OwO an x3 action! ->w< Hang ^w^ him, let him tell OwO the >_< King! ^-^ we awe prepared. I uWu wiww xDD set -:3 fowwawd to-nyight. - -x3 Entew his x3 Wady. - -OwO How nyow, Kate? I >w< must xDD weave you within ^.^ these two OwO houws. -x3 Wady. :3 O my good lord, x3 why awe you ;;w;; thus >_< awonye? ->_< Fow what OwO offence ^.^ have I :3 this fowtnyight >_< been -OwO A banish'd ^-^ woman ^-^ fwom my OwO Hawwy's :33 bed, ->_> Teww uWu me, ^w^ sweet lord, what :3 is't UwU that ^-^ takes ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee -x3 Thy >w< stomach, pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< thy gowden xDD sweep? -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ bend UwU thinye eyes x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth, -And start OwO so >_< often when :3 thou ^w^ sit'st >_< awonye? -UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou lost OwO the ^.^ fwesh UwU bwood in >w< thy x3 cheeks -And >w< given my tweasuwes ÚwÚ and my ^-^ wights >_> of ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ To thick-ey'd >_< musing ÚwÚ and :33 cuws'd mewanchowy? -UwU In >w< thy ^.^ faint ^-^ swumbews I uWu by ÚwÚ thee ^.^ have uWu watch'd, -And heard ÚwÚ thee >_< muwmuw tales >_> of iwon ^w^ waws, -^w^ Speak >_> tewms >_> of manage ^-^ to >w< thy xDD bounding ^-^ steed, -OwO Cwy 'Courage! ^-^ to OwO the field!' And :3 thou x3 hast >w< tawk'd -x3 Of sawwies ÚwÚ and >w< wetiwes, >_> of x3 twenches, >_> tent, -x3 Of palisadoes, OwO fwontiews, ÚwÚ pawapets, -x3 Of >_< basiwisks, >_> of cannon, >_< cuwvewin, -x3 Of >w< pwisonyews' wansom, ÚwÚ and >_> of xDD sowdiews slain, -And >w< aww OwO the UwU cuwwents >_> of :3 a heady ^w^ fight. -x3 Thy spirit within ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO so at war, -And ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath OwO so ^.^ bestiww'd ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy >w< sweep, -:33 That uWu beads >_> of ÚwÚ sweat ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood x3 upon >w< thy uWu bwow -;;w;; Wike bubbwes i-iww :3 a late-disturbed ÚwÚ stweam, -And in >w< thy ;;w;; face ÚwÚ stwange motions ^.^ have ^w^ appeaw'd, -Such as ^-^ we UwU see when x3 men restrain theiw >_> bweath -uWu On >w< some gweat ^w^ sudden :3 hest. :33 O, what >w< powtents awe ^w^ these? -uWu Some :33 heavy ^-^ businyess ;;w;; hath my lord in ;;w;; hand, -And I >w< must xDD knyow it, ewse ^.^ he loves me not. -^w^ Hot. >_> What, UwU ho! - -ÚwÚ [Entew :3 a Sewvant.] - -^-^ Is ^-^ Giwwiams with OwO the >_< packet gonye? -Serv. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, my lord, OwO an hour uWu ago. -^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Hath :3 Butwew ^w^ bwought x3 those howses ^-^ fwom OwO the sheriff? -Serv. >_< Onye OwO howse, my lord, ^.^ he ^w^ bwought x3 even OwO nyow. -^w^ Hot. What horse? OwO A woan, :3 a ^-^ cwop-eaw, :3 is ^.^ it not? -Serv. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. -^w^ Hot. :33 That woan uWu shaww >w< be my thwonye. -Weww, I uWu wiww xDD back him ÚwÚ stwaight. :3 O ^.^ espewance! -UwU Bid :3 Butwew ;;w;; wead him :3 fowth OwO into OwO the xDD pawk. -xDD [Exit Sewvant.] -x3 Wady. But hear you, my :33 wowd. -^w^ Hot. What xDD say'st thou, my >w< wady? -x3 Wady. What :3 is ^.^ it >_> cawwies you >_> away? -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, my OwO howse, my love- my OwO howse! -x3 Wady. :33 Out, you mad-headed ape! -OwO A weasel ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of uWu spween -UwU As you awe uWu toss'd OwO with. UwU In :33 faith, -I'll xDD knyow >_> youw businyess, Hawwy; UwU that I ^.^ wiww! -I ;;w;; feaw my bwothew OwO Mowtimew doth :33 stiw -About his title ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow you -ÚwÚ To xDD winye his enterprise; uWu but ^-^ if you ^w^ go- -^w^ Hot. ^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ afoot, I uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ weawy, wuv. -x3 Wady. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^w^ pawaquito, ÚwÚ answew me -Directly x3 unto :3 this xDD question UwU that I ask. -I'll >_< bweak >w< thy wittwe fingew, ÚwÚ Hawwy, -An ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot tell my >w< aww >w< things true. -^w^ Hot. :3 Away. -Away, you ^w^ twifwew! Wuv? I love ÚwÚ thee not; -I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ thee, x3 Kate. :3 This :3 is nyo x3 wowwd -ÚwÚ To xDD pway with ^.^ mammets ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ tiwt with lips. -We >w< must ^.^ have bwoody xDD nyoses ÚwÚ and cwack'd cwowns, -And xDD pass them cuwwent ^w^ too. x3 Gods uWu me, my OwO howse! -What xDD say'st thou, Kate? What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have with x3 me? -x3 Wady. Do you ^.^ nyot love x3 me? ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot ^.^ indeed? -Weww, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot then; uWu fow >_< since you love me ;;w;; nyot, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot love ^-^ mysewf. Do you ^.^ nyot love x3 me? -;;w;; Nyay, tell me ^-^ if you speak in ÚwÚ jest ^w^ ow nyo. -^w^ Hot. ^w^ Come, xDD wiwt :3 thou UwU see me :3 wide? -And when I x3 am a-horseback, I uWu wiww uWu sweaw -I love ÚwÚ thee infinitely. But :3 hawk you. Kate: -I >w< must ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you ^w^ hencefowth xDD question me -Whither I ÚwÚ go, :3 nyow reason wheweabout. -Whither I xDD must, I must; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to conclude, -:3 This evening >w< must I xDD weave you, gentwe x3 Kate. -I xDD knyow you x3 wise; uWu but ÚwÚ yet nyo farther xDD wise ->w< Than Hawwy Percy's ^-^ wife; ;;w;; constant you awe, -But ÚwÚ yet :3 a ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ and uWu fow secwecy, -:3 Nyo wady x3 cwosew, uWu fow I ;;w;; weww believe -Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot xDD uttew what :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, -And OwO so :3 faw uWu wiww I xDD twust ^.^ thee, gentwe x3 Kate. -x3 Wady. :3 How? OwO so >_> faw? -^w^ Hot. :3 Nyot OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_< fuwthew. But :3 hawk you, Kate: -Whither I ÚwÚ go, thithew uWu shaww you >w< go :33 too; -uWu To-day uWu wiww I xDD set >w< fowth, to-morrow you. -uWu Wiww :3 this ^.^ content you, Kate,? -x3 Wady. ^w^ It >w< must >_> of :3 fowce. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -Eastcheap. The Boaw's Head xDD Tavewn. - -x3 Entew Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Poins. - -^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Nyed, ÚwÚ pwithee come >_< out >_> of UwU that OwO fat-woom ÚwÚ and lend me >w< thy hand -^-^ to waugh :3 a ^-^ wittwe. -UwU Poins. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 been, xDD Haw? ->_> Pwince,. x3 With three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; woggewheads ÚwÚ amongst three ^w^ ow -fouwscowe hogsheads. I ^.^ have ÚwÚ sounded OwO the vewy >_< bass-stwing >_> of -xDD humiwity. Sirrah, I x3 am sworn bwothew ^-^ to :3 a uWu weash >_> of ÚwÚ dwawews ÚwÚ and -can caww them >w< aww uWu by theiw chwisten nyames, as ^.^ Tom, ;;w;; Dick, ÚwÚ and -uWu Fwancis. ^.^ They UwU take ^.^ it already x3 upon theiw ;;w;; sawvation UwU that, >w< though -I >w< be uWu but Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of xDD couwtesy; ÚwÚ and tell -me flatly I x3 am nyo >_> pwoud x3 Jack >_< wike Falstaff, uWu but :3 a ^-^ Cowinthian, :3 a -^.^ wad >_> of ÚwÚ mettwe, :3 a good :3 boy ^.^ (by OwO the :3 Wowd, OwO so uWu they caww ^-^ me!), ÚwÚ and -when I x3 am UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand I uWu shaww xDD command >w< aww OwO the good lads -Eastcheap. ^.^ They caww uWu dwinking ^-^ deep, ^.^ dying OwO scawwet; ÚwÚ and when -you bweathe in >_> youw uWu watewing, uWu they x3 cwy 'hem!' ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid you xDD pway ^.^ it -UwU off. ÚwÚ To conclude, I x3 am OwO so good :3 a pwoficient in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of OwO an -hour UwU that I can dwink with ^-^ any uWu tinkew in his >_> own language ^.^ duwing -my wife. I tell ^.^ thee, ^-^ Nyed, :3 thou x3 hast lost >w< much uWu honyouw UwU that :3 thou -^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot with me in :3 this ^w^ action. But, ^w^ sweet Ned- ^-^ to OwO sweeten ;;w;; which -name >_> of ^-^ Nyed, I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this uWu pennywowth >_> of UwU sugaw, ÚwÚ cwapp'd x3 even -:3 nyow OwO into my hand uWu by OwO an under-skinker, ^-^ onye UwU that never ^-^ spake uWu othew -Engwish in his life than ^-^ 'Eight xDD shiwwings ÚwÚ and >w< sixpence,' ÚwÚ and >_< 'You -awe :3 wewcome,' with :3 this shrill addition, 'Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, :3 siw! ^-^ Scowe -:3 a >_< pint >_> of xDD bastawd in OwO the >_> Hawf-moon,' ^w^ ow ;;w;; so- ;;w;; but, ^-^ Nyed, ^-^ to ÚwÚ dwive -away OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ tiww :3 Fawstaff xDD come, I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ do :3 thou ^.^ stand in >w< some -uWu by-woom >_< whiwe I xDD question my OwO puny dwawew ^-^ to what ^-^ end >w< be >_> gave me -OwO the :3 sugaw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 thou never xDD weave calling 'Francis!' UwU that his -xDD tawe ^-^ to me ^-^ may >w< be nyothing uWu but 'Anyon!' :3 Step :33 aside, ÚwÚ and I'll show -ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ pwecedent. -UwU Poins. ÚwÚ Fwancis! -^.^ Pwince. Thou art pewfect. -UwU Poins. ÚwÚ Fwancis! xDD [Exit >w< Poins.] - -x3 Entew [Fwancis, ;;w;; a] >_> Dwawew. - -UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir.- Wook ;;w;; down OwO into OwO the Pomgarnet, ;;w;; Wawph. -^.^ Pwince. Come hithew, uWu Fwancis. -UwU Fwan. UwU My UwU wowd? -^.^ Pwince. OwO How wong x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to serve, Francis? -UwU Fwan. ÚwÚ Fowsooth, five yeaws, ÚwÚ and as >w< much as UwU to- -UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! -UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. -^.^ Pwince. ^.^ Five :33 yeaw! uWu by'w Lady, :3 a wong lease uWu fow OwO the UwU cwinking >_> of -Pewter. But, :33 Fwancis, :33 dawest :3 thou >w< be OwO so ÚwÚ vawiant as ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the -cowawd with >w< thy indenture ÚwÚ and show ^.^ it :3 a fair paiw >_> of ^.^ heews ÚwÚ and -run ^-^ fwom it? -UwU Fwan. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, I'll >w< be sworn x3 upon >w< aww OwO the :33 books in ^.^ Engwand I -:33 couwd find in my >_> heawt- -UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! -UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, sir. -^.^ Pwince. OwO How ^.^ owd art thou, Francis? -UwU Fwan. >_> Wet me :3 see. About >_> Michaewmas next I uWu shaww be- -UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! -UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, sir. ;;w;; Pway stay :3 a little, my :33 wowd. -^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 hawk you, uWu Fwancis. >_< Fow OwO the sugar :3 thou >w< gavest :3 me- -'twas :3 a pennyworth, >_< wast not? -UwU Fwan. :3 O Lord! I would ^.^ it xDD had >_< been :3 two! -^.^ Pwince. I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^.^ it :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pound. ^-^ Ask me when :3 thou ->_< wiwt, :3 and, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have it. -UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! -UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, x3 anyon. -^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Anyon, Francis? No, ÚwÚ Fwancis; uWu but to-morrow, ÚwÚ Fwancis; ;;w;; ow, -:33 Fwancis, :3 a Thursday; ^w^ ow :3 indeed, :33 Fwancis, when :3 thou wilt. But -Francis- -UwU Fwan. UwU My UwU wowd? -^.^ Pwince. uWu Wiwt :3 thou x3 wob :3 this leathern-jerkin, >_< cwystaw-button, -nyot-pated, agate-ring, ^w^ puke-stocking, ^.^ caddis-gawtew, -smooth-tongue, ^-^ Spanyish-pouch- -UwU Fwan. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ who ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? -^.^ Pwince. UwU Why then, >_> youw xDD bwown xDD bastawd :3 is >_> youw only drink; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook -you, :33 Fwancis, >_> youw >_> white canvas ÚwÚ doubwet uWu wiww suwwy. UwU In ^-^ Bawbawy, -;;w;; siw, ^.^ it cannyot come ^-^ to OwO so ^w^ much. -UwU Fwan. >_> What, sir? -UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! -^.^ Pwince. Away, you wogue! Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear them ^-^ caww? -;;w;; Hewe uWu they uWu both caww >_> him. The ^-^ Dwawew ^-^ stands amazed, -^.^ nyot ÚwÚ knyowing ;;w;; which uWu way ^-^ to ^.^ go. - -x3 Entew Vintner. - -:33 Vint. >_> What, stand'st :3 thou stiww, ÚwÚ and hear'st such :3 a cawwing? Wook -^-^ to OwO the :33 guests within. xDD [Exit :33 Fwancis.] UwU My lord, ^.^ owd Sir :33 John, with ->w< hawf-a-dozen :3 mowe, awe at OwO the ^w^ doow. :33 Shaww I let them OwO in? -^.^ Pwince. >_> Wet them :3 awonye uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and then open OwO the ^w^ doow. -xDD [Exit xDD Vintnyew.] ->_< Poins! -UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. - -x3 Entew UwU Poins. - -^.^ Pwince. Sirrah, :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ and OwO the west >_> of OwO the ;;w;; thieves awe at OwO the -^w^ doow. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be merry? -UwU Poins. UwU As >_> mewwy as ^w^ cwickets, my :3 wad. But :3 hawk UwU ye; what ÚwÚ cunnying -^-^ match ^.^ have you :3 made with :3 this ÚwÚ jest >_> of OwO the drawer? ^w^ Come, ^w^ what's -OwO the x3 issue? -^.^ Pwince. I x3 am :3 nyow >_> of >w< aww uWu humouws UwU that ^.^ have >w< showed themsewves uWu humouws ->_< since OwO the ^.^ owd >_< days >_> of goodman :33 Adam ^-^ to OwO the pupiw :3 age >_> of :3 this -ÚwÚ pwesent :3 this twewve o'cwock at midnyight. - -ÚwÚ [Entew :33 Fwancis.] - -What's o'cwock, Francis? -UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. [Exit.] -^.^ Pwince. :33 That >w< evew :3 this :3 fewwow shouwd ^.^ have fewew uWu wowds than :3 a -x3 pawwot, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO the :3 son >_> of :3 a woman! His industwy :3 is x3 upstaiws ÚwÚ and -downstairs, his ÚwÚ ewoquence OwO the uWu pawcew >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ weckonying. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ->_> of Percy's UwU mind, OwO the x3 Hotspuw >_> of OwO the >_< Nyowth; ^.^ he UwU that kiwws me >w< some -OwO six ^w^ ow :3 seven ;;w;; dozen >_> of Scots at :3 a bweakfast, :33 washes his x3 hands, ÚwÚ and -:33 says ^-^ to his xDD wife, ^.^ 'Fie x3 upon :3 this >_> quiet life! I UwU want wowk.' 'O my -^w^ sweet OwO Hawwy,' :33 says :33 she, ^-^ 'how many x3 hast :3 thou xDD kiww'd ^-^ to-day?' -uWu 'Give my woan horse :3 a drench,' :33 says >_< he, ÚwÚ and ^-^ answews uWu 'Some -ÚwÚ fouwteen,' OwO an hour aftew, UwU 'a trifle, :3 a trifle.' I ÚwÚ pwithee caww in -:33 Fawstaff. I'll xDD pway :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and UwU that :33 damn'd bwawn uWu shaww xDD pway Dame -OwO Mowtimew his wife. :33 'Wivo!' :33 says OwO the drunkard. ^-^ Caww in ribs, caww -in x3 tawwow. - -x3 Entew Falstaff, >_> [Gadshiww, Bardolph, ÚwÚ and x3 Peto; -^.^ Fwancis UwU fowwows with >_< winye]. - -UwU Poins. Wewcome, uWu Jack. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou :3 been? -Fal. OwO A pwague >_> of >w< aww cowards, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; vengeance OwO too! :33 Mawwy ÚwÚ and -OwO amen! >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of :3 sack, ÚwÚ boy. Ewe I ;;w;; wead :3 this life long, I'll -UwU sew ^-^ nyethew-stocks, ÚwÚ and OwO mend them ÚwÚ and foot them ^w^ too. OwO A pwague >_> of ->w< aww :33 cowawds! >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of :3 sack, >_> wogue. ^-^ Is there nyo :3 viwtue -UwU extant? -ÚwÚ He dwinketh. -^.^ Pwince. >w< Didst :3 thou never UwU see OwO Titan ÚwÚ kiss :3 a dish >_> of buttew? -Pitiful-hearted xDD buttew, UwU that uWu mewted at OwO the ^w^ sweet xDD tawe >_> of OwO the sun! ->w< If :3 thou >_> didst, then >w< behowd UwU that x3 compound. -Fal. You wogue, >w< hewe's lime in :3 this sack OwO too! Thewe :3 is nyothing uWu but -^.^ woguewy ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found in villanous xDD man. >_> Yet :3 a cowawd :3 is >_< wowse than -:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack with lime in >_> it- :3 a villanous coward! uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, -^.^ owd >w< Jack, die when :3 thou wiwt; ^-^ if manhood, good manhood, >w< be ^.^ nyot -;;w;; fowgot x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, then x3 am I :3 a shotten herring. -Thewe ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot three good x3 men ;;w;; unhang'd in England; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of -them :3 is fat, ÚwÚ and grows ^.^ owd. :3 God ^w^ hewp OwO the whiwe! OwO A OwO bad UwU wowwd, I ->w< say. I would I ;;w;; wewe :3 a UwU weavew; I :33 couwd sing >_< psawms ^w^ ow ;;w;; anything. OwO A -pwague >_> of >w< aww cowards I uWu say still! -^.^ Pwince. OwO How nyow, woowsack? What uWu muttew you? -Fal. OwO A :3 king's >_< son! >w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot beat ÚwÚ thee >_< out >_> of >w< thy :3 kingdom with :3 a -dagger >_> of >w< wath ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwive >w< aww >w< thy uWu subjects afore ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a flock ->_> of wiwd geese, I'll never wear >_< haiw uWu on my ;;w;; face more. You Prince ->_> of Wales? -^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, you whoreson x3 wound man, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -Fal. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you :3 a ;;w;; cowawd? Answer me ^-^ to that- ÚwÚ and Poins thewe? -UwU Poins. uWu Zounds, ye UwU fat >w< paunch, OwO an ye caww me xDD cowawd, uWu by OwO the -:3 Wowd, I'll :33 stab thee. -Fal. I caww ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; cowawd? I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee :33 damn'd ewe I caww ÚwÚ thee -xDD cowawd, uWu but I would ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound I :33 couwd run as fast as -:3 thou canst. You awe straight enough in OwO the shoulders; you cawe -^.^ nyot ^-^ who >_> sees Your ^-^ back. ^-^ Caww you UwU that uWu backing >_> of >_> youw uWu fwiends? OwO A -pwague x3 upon such :33 backing! >w< Give me them UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; face >_> me. >w< Give me -:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of x3 sack. I x3 am :3 a wogue ^-^ if I dwunk to-day. -^.^ Pwince. :3 O viwwain! >w< thy lips awe scarce ^.^ wip'd >_< since :3 thou dwunk'st -:33 wast. -Fal. ^-^ Aww :3 is ^-^ onye uWu fow ;;w;; that. ^-^ (He ^.^ dwinketh.) OwO A pwague >_> of >w< aww cowards -still uWu say :3 I. -^.^ Pwince. What's OwO the matter? -Fal. What's OwO the matter? Thewe >w< be ;;w;; fouw >_> of OwO us here ^.^ have ta'en :3 a -^w^ thousand :3 pound :3 this :3 day x3 mownying. -^.^ Pwince. :3 Whewe :3 is it, >_> Jack? :3 Whewe :3 is it? -Fal. :3 Whewe :3 is it, >_< Taken ^-^ fwom OwO us ^.^ it is. OwO A ^-^ hundwed x3 upon UwU poow ;;w;; fouw >_> of ->_< us! -^.^ Pwince. >_> What, :3 a ^-^ hundwed, man? -Fal. I x3 am :3 a wogue ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot at half-sword with :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of them -two ^w^ houws >w< togethew. I ^.^ have xDD scap'd uWu by miracle. I x3 am eight xDD times -OwO thwust OwO thwough OwO the doublet, ;;w;; fouw OwO thwough OwO the ÚwÚ hose; my uWu buckwew ÚwÚ cut -OwO thwough ÚwÚ and UwU thwough; my >_< swowd ;;w;; hack'd >_< wike :3 a :33 handsaw- ^w^ ecce :33 signyum! -I never dealt better >_< since I ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD man. ^-^ Aww would ^.^ nyot do. OwO A -pwague >_> of >w< aww :33 cowawds! >_> Wet them ÚwÚ speak, >w< If uWu they speak ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow less -than truth, uWu they awe >_< viwwains ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< sons >_> of darkness. -^.^ Pwince. xDD Speak, sirs. OwO How ÚwÚ was it? -xDD Gads. We ;;w;; fouw xDD set x3 upon >w< some ^w^ dozen- -Fal. x3 Sixteen at >_> weast, my :33 wowd. -xDD Gads. And bound ^.^ them. -UwU Peto. No, no, uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot bound. -Fal. You wogue, uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU bound, every man >_> of ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow I x3 am :3 a OwO Jew -else- OwO an x3 Ebwew Jew. -xDD Gads. UwU As ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe UwU shawing, >w< some OwO six ^w^ ow :3 seven ^.^ fwesh x3 men ÚwÚ sea x3 upon us- -Fal. And x3 unbound OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and then come in OwO the other. -^.^ Pwince. >_> What, xDD fought you with them all? -Fal. xDD Aww? I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you caww aww, uWu but ^-^ if I xDD fought ^.^ nyot with -^w^ fifty >_> of ;;w;; them, I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ bunch >_> of radish! >w< If there ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot two ^w^ ow -three ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty x3 upon UwU poow ^.^ owd >w< Jack, then x3 am I nyo >w< two-wegg'd ->_> cweatuwe. -^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Pway :3 God you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot muwd'wed >w< some >_> of ^.^ them. -Fal. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ÚwÚ past uWu pwaying OwO fow. I ^.^ have uWu peppew'd two >_> of ^.^ them. >w< Two -I x3 am ^w^ suwe I ^.^ have paid, two uWu wogues in >_> buckwam uWu suits. I tell ÚwÚ thee -what, Haw- ^-^ if I tell ÚwÚ thee :3 a >_< wie, UwU spit in my ;;w;; face, caww me ÚwÚ howse. -Thou OwO knyowest my ^.^ owd :33 wawd. ;;w;; Hewe I >_< way, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus I ^-^ bowe my point. -ÚwÚ Fouw uWu wogues in >_> buckwam let ÚwÚ dwive at >_> me. -^.^ Pwince. >_> What, x3 fouw? Thou uWu saidst uWu but two x3 even OwO nyow. -Fal. OwO Fouw, Hal. I told ÚwÚ thee fouw. -UwU Poins. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ^.^ he ^w^ said fouw. -Fal. ^.^ These ;;w;; fouw came >w< aww afront ÚwÚ and mainly OwO thwust at >_> me. I :3 made me -nyo ^-^ mowe >_< ado uWu but took >w< aww theiw :3 seven OwO points in my tawget, OwO thus. -^.^ Pwince. x3 Seven? ÚwÚ Why, there ;;w;; wewe uWu but ;;w;; fouw x3 even OwO nyow. -Fal. UwU In ^w^ buckwam? -UwU Poins. >w< Ay, :3 fouw, in >_> buckwam uWu suits. -Fal. :33 Seven, uWu by ^.^ these ^.^ hiwts, ^w^ ow I x3 am :3 a villain >w< ewse. -^.^ Pwince. >_> [aside ^-^ to uWu Poins] ÚwÚ Pwithee let him awonye. We uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe +uWu Gadshiww +^w^ Peto. +^.^ Bawdowph. + +xDD Wady >w< Pewcy, >w< wife to x3 Hotspuw, ÚwÚ and :3 sistew to Mortimer. +xDD Wady Mortimer, daughter to OwO Gwendowew, ÚwÚ and >w< wife to Mortimer. +Mistress Quickly, hostess of x3 the Boar's Head uWu in ^w^ Eastcheap. + +;;w;; Wowds, ^-^ Officews, ÚwÚ Shewiff, Vintnyew, Chambewwain, >w< Dwawews, >w< two +^-^ Cawwiews, Twavewwews, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENyE.--Engwand ÚwÚ and Wales. + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. Scene ^.^ I. +OwO Wondon. uWu The OwO Pawace. + +Entew x3 the OwO King, Lord John of Lancaster, ^-^ Eaww of uWu Westmowewand, +[Sir Wawtew OwO Bwunt,] with ÚwÚ othews. + +;;w;; King. ^w^ So ;;w;; shaken >_< as ^.^ we awe, UwU so wan with care, +UwU Find ^.^ we :3 a time fow frighted uWu peace to :33 pant +xDD And ;;w;; bweathe :3 showt-winded ;;w;; accents of x3 nyew ^-^ bwoiws +;;w;; To be commenc'd uWu in xDD stwonds afaw remote. +No ^.^ mowe x3 the ^.^ thiwsty entrance of ÚwÚ this UwU soiw +Shall ;;w;; daub her lips with her UwU own chiwdwen's blood. +No ^.^ mowe UwU shaww x3 twenching >w< waw :33 channyew her >w< fiewds, +x3 Nyow OwO Bwuise her >_> fwow'wets with x3 the :3 awmed ^w^ hoofs +Of >_> hostiwe paces. >w< Those >_< opposed eyes +>_< Which, ^.^ wike x3 the meteows of :3 a troubled ^.^ heaven, +All of one nyatuwe, of one ÚwÚ substance bwed, +Did :3 watewy :3 meet uWu in x3 the >_> intestinye x3 shock +xDD And ÚwÚ fuwious ^-^ cwose of ÚwÚ civiw :3 butchewy, +Shall nyow uWu in ^-^ mutuaw weww-beseeming ;;w;; wanks +March aww one uWu way ÚwÚ and be nyo ^.^ mowe x3 oppos'd +^w^ Against ÚwÚ acquaintance, ;;w;; kindwed, ÚwÚ and >w< awwies. +uWu The UwU edge of waw, ^.^ wike >w< an UwU iww-sheathed ^-^ knyife, +No ^.^ mowe UwU shaww :3 cut :33 his master. >_< Thewefowe, OwO fwiends, +;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as to x3 the >w< sepuwchwe of Chwist- +>_< Whose soldier now, :33 undew x3 whose blessed OwO cwoss +We OwO awe impwessed ÚwÚ and x3 engag'd to ^-^ fight- +Fowthwith :3 a powew of :3 Engwish UwU shaww ^.^ we ÚwÚ wevy, +>_< Whose :3 awms :3 wewe moulded uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; mothew's womb +;;w;; To OwO chase these uWu pagans uWu in UwU those >w< howy fields +Over x3 whose acres wawk'd UwU those blessed ;;w;; feet +>_< Which ^.^ fouwteen :3 hundwed years ^w^ ago :3 wewe >w< nyaiw'd +For UwU ouw ^w^ advantage on x3 the UwU bittew cross. +OwO But ÚwÚ this UwU ouw OwO puwpose nyow >_> is ;;w;; twewvemonth :3 owd, +xDD And bootwess UwU 'tis to tell xDD you ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. +Therefore ^.^ we :3 meet nyot now. UwU Then wet ;;w;; me hear +Of UwU you, x3 my ^-^ gentwe xDD cousin uWu Westmowewand, +>_> What yesternight UwU ouw Counciw uWu did x3 decwee +^w^ In >_< fowwawding ÚwÚ this uWu deaw uWu expedience. +:3 West. OwO My ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ this ^.^ haste UwU was :3 hot uWu in ;;w;; question +xDD And UwU many :3 wimits of x3 the :3 chawge uWu set down +OwO But x3 yestewnyight; when aww :3 athwawt there ^-^ came +^-^ A x3 post from ÚwÚ Wawes, ^w^ woaden with x3 heavy nyews; +>_< Whose worst UwU was :3 that x3 the x3 nyobwe Mortimer, +Weading x3 the ;;w;; men of Herefordshire to >w< fight +^w^ Against x3 the :33 iwweguwaw ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd OwO Gwendowew, +Was ^.^ by x3 the wude ^.^ hands of :3 that Wewshman >_< taken, +^-^ A thousand of :33 his OwO peopwe OwO butchewed; +>_> Upon x3 whose >_< dead corpse there UwU was xDD such OwO misuse, +>w< Such OwO beastwy shameless transformation, +^-^ By UwU those ^w^ Wewshwomen donye >_< as OwO may nyot be +Without much ^-^ shame ;;w;; wetowd ow >w< spoken uWu of. +;;w;; King. ^.^ It ;;w;; seems xDD then :3 that x3 the UwU tidings of ÚwÚ this ^w^ bwoiw +>_< Bwake x3 off UwU ouw business fow x3 the Holy >_< Wand. +:3 West. >w< This, match'd with ÚwÚ othew, ^-^ did, x3 my >_> gwacious wowd; +For ^.^ mowe unyeven ÚwÚ and UwU unwewcome nyews +>_< Came from x3 the North, ÚwÚ and OwO thus >w< it uWu did import: +On uWu Howy-wood Day x3 the OwO gawwant >_> Hotspuw thewe, +Young ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Pewcy, ÚwÚ and >_< bwave x3 Awchibawd, +:33 That ever-valiant ÚwÚ and appwuvd >_< Scot, +At xDD Howmedon :3 met, +Whewe ;;w;; they uWu did spend :3 a >_> sad ÚwÚ and bwoody houw; +;;w;; As ^.^ by ;;w;; dischawge of uWu theiw ^w^ awtiwwewy +xDD And xDD shape of likelihood x3 the nyews UwU was told; +For ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ bwought ÚwÚ them, uWu in x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ heat +xDD And >_< pwide of uWu theiw ;;w;; contention uWu did OwO take horse, +Uncertain of x3 the x3 issue xDD any >_> way. +;;w;; King. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a deaw, :3 a :33 twue-industwious fwiend, +Sir Wawtew Bwunt, x3 nyew lighted from :33 his horse, +Stain'd with x3 the ÚwÚ vawiation of >_< each UwU soiw +Betwixt :3 that xDD Howmedon ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu seat of >_> ouws, +xDD And ^.^ he hath ^.^ bwought >_> us x3 smooth ÚwÚ and wewcome ;;w;; nyews. +uWu The ^-^ Eaww of Dougwas >_> is x3 discomfited; +uWu Ten thousand bold :33 Scots, ^.^ two-and-twenty knights, +Bawk'd uWu in uWu theiw UwU own :3 bwood uWu did Sir Wawtew >_> see +On Holmedon's pwains. Of pwisonyews, >_> Hotspuw >_> took +^w^ Mowdake ^-^ Eaww of x3 Fife ÚwÚ and eldest >_< son +;;w;; To beaten Dougwas, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ Eaww of :3 Athow, +Of :3 Muwway, >_> Angus, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Menteith. +xDD And >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 spoiw? +^-^ A OwO gawwant pwize? >w< Ha, OwO cousin, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? +:3 West. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, +^.^ It >_> is :3 a conquest fow :3 a >_> pwince to boast uWu of. +;;w;; King. Yea, there xDD thou xDD mak'st ;;w;; me :3 sad, ÚwÚ and xDD mak'st ;;w;; me x3 sin +^w^ In :3 envy :3 that x3 my Lord ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand +Should be x3 the >w< fathew to UwU so bwest :3 a >_< son- +^-^ A >_< son who >_> is x3 the :33 theme of x3 honyouw's ;;w;; tongue, +^-^ Amongst :3 a ;;w;; gwuv x3 the xDD vewy straightest plant; +Who >_> is x3 sweet Fowtunye's uWu minyion ÚwÚ and her >_> pwide; +Whilst I, ^.^ by ^w^ wooking on x3 the praise of :3 him, +xDD See riot ÚwÚ and x3 dishonyouw stain x3 the ^w^ bwow +Of x3 my xDD young :33 Hawwy. x3 O :3 that >w< it couwd be ^.^ pwov'd +:33 That x3 some >w< nyight-twipping ;;w;; faiwy xDD had UwU exchang'd +^w^ In >_> cwadwe x3 cwothes UwU ouw x3 chiwdwen :3 whewe ;;w;; they lay, +xDD And ^w^ caww'd >_< minye >w< Pewcy, :33 his Pwantagenyet! +UwU Then ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have :33 his ^w^ Hawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^w^ minye. +OwO But wet ^.^ him from x3 my >w< thoughts. >_> What think UwU you, x3 coz, +Of ÚwÚ this xDD young ÚwÚ Pewcy's uWu pwide? uWu The OwO pwisonyews +>_< Which ^.^ he uWu in ÚwÚ this adventuwe hath suwpwis'd +;;w;; To :33 his UwU own use ^.^ he ^w^ keeps, ÚwÚ and OwO sends ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd +UwU I UwU shaww uWu have >_< nyonye >_> but ^w^ Mowdake ^-^ Eaww of >_< Fife. +:3 West. This >_> is :33 his ^-^ uncwe's uWu teaching, ÚwÚ this Worcester, +Malevolent to xDD you ^w^ In aww >w< aspects, +>_< Which x3 makes ^.^ him prune >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and xDD bwistwe x3 up +uWu The uWu cwest of :33 youth OwO against x3 youw UwU dignyity. +;;w;; King. OwO But UwU I uWu have sent fow ^.^ him to answew >_< this; +xDD And fow ÚwÚ this cause ^-^ awhiwe ^.^ we ^w^ must >_> nyegwect +Our >w< howy OwO puwpose to Jerusalem. +Cousin, on >w< Wednyesday :3 nyext UwU ouw council ^.^ we +Will howd uWu at Windsor. ^w^ So infowm x3 the :3 wowds; +OwO But come >_> youwsewf with ^w^ speed to >_> us again; +For ^.^ mowe >_> is to be uWu said ÚwÚ and to be donye +Than x3 out of ÚwÚ angew ^.^ can be >_< uttewed. +:3 West. UwU I xDD wiww x3 my OwO wiege. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +OwO Wondon. ^-^ An >_> apawtment of x3 the OwO Pwince's. + +Entew Prince of >_> Wawes ÚwÚ and Sir John >w< Fawstaff. + +Faw. >_> Nyow, Hal, >_> what time of day >_> is :33 it, ^-^ wad? +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou awt UwU so >_> fat-witted with UwU dwinking of ;;w;; owd sack, ÚwÚ and +unbuttoning uWu thee ÚwÚ aftew :3 suppew, ÚwÚ and x3 sweeping ;;w;; upon benches ÚwÚ aftew +noon, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast :3 fowgotten to ;;w;; demand :3 that :33 twuwy which xDD thou +ÚwÚ wouwdest :33 twuwy :33 knyow. >_> What :3 a ^.^ deviw x3 hast xDD thou to UwU do with x3 the time +of x3 the ^-^ day, OwO Unwess >_> houws :3 wewe ;;w;; cups of sack, ÚwÚ and ^w^ minyutes capons, +ÚwÚ and >_< cwocks x3 the tongues of >_< bawds, ÚwÚ and diaws x3 the signs of >_> weaping +^-^ houses, ÚwÚ and x3 the blessed sun >_< himsewf :3 a >w< faiw :3 hot OwO wench uWu in +OwO fwame-cowouwed taffeta, UwU I >_> see nyo reason >w< why xDD thou shouwdst be UwU so +supewfwuous to ;;w;; demand x3 the time of x3 the x3 day. +Faw. :33 Indeed xDD you come nyeaw ;;w;; me now, Hal; fow ^.^ we :3 that OwO take purses OwO go +^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; moon xDD And x3 the ÚwÚ seven ÚwÚ staws, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ by Phoebus, xDD he, :3 that +>w< wand'wing knight UwU so >_< faiw. xDD And UwU I ^.^ pwithee, x3 sweet wag, when xDD thou awt +OwO king, as, ^w^ God :3 save >w< thy Grace-Majesty UwU I >_> shouwd say, fow xDD gwace xDD thou +wiwt uWu have ^w^ nyonye- +UwU Pwince. What, none? +Faw. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my >_> twoth; nyot UwU so much >_< as xDD wiww serve to be uWu pwowogue to +>w< an >_> egg ÚwÚ and >_> buttew. +UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, >w< how ^w^ then? ^.^ Come, :33 woundwy, UwU woundwy. +Faw. OwO Mawwy, >w< then, x3 sweet wag, when xDD thou awt OwO king, wet nyot >_> us :3 that +OwO awe ^-^ squiwes of x3 the night's >w< body be ^w^ cawwed thieves of x3 the day's +beauty. Let >_> us be Diana's OwO Fowestews, ^.^ Gentwemen of x3 the Shade, +Minions of x3 the Moon; ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; men >_> say ^.^ we be ;;w;; men of ÚwÚ good +guvwnment, ^.^ being :33 guvwnyed >_< as x3 the sea ;;w;; is, ^.^ by UwU ouw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and >w< chaste +mistwess x3 the ;;w;; moon, :33 undew x3 whose >_< countenyance ^.^ we :33 steaw. +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou sayest weww, ÚwÚ and >w< it ÚwÚ howds weww :3 too; fow x3 the :3 fowtunye of +>_> us :3 that OwO awe x3 the x3 moon's ;;w;; men xDD doth ebb ÚwÚ and fwow ^.^ wike x3 the :33 sea, ^.^ being +UwU guvwnyed, >_< as x3 the sea ;;w;; is, ^.^ by x3 the x3 moon. As, fow xDD pwoof >w< nyow: :3 a >_< puwse +of gowd UwU most ^-^ wesowutewy ^-^ snyatch'd on OwO Monday >w< nyight ÚwÚ and UwU most +dissowutewy xDD spent on Tuesday morning; ^w^ got with swearing 'Lay by,' +ÚwÚ and xDD spent with :3 cwying ^w^ 'Bwing >_> in'; nyow :33 iww >_< as wow >w< an ebb >_< as x3 the +:33 foot of x3 the waddew, ÚwÚ and by-and-by uWu in >_< as xDD high :3 a fwow >_< as x3 the >_> widge +of x3 the >_> gawwows. +Faw. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, xDD thou say'st ^-^ twue, lad- ÚwÚ and >_> is nyot x3 my hostess of +x3 the ^.^ tavewn :3 a UwU most x3 sweet UwU wench? +UwU Pwince. ;;w;; As x3 the honey of UwU Hybwa, x3 my ;;w;; owd >_< wad of x3 the ^-^ castwe- ÚwÚ and >_> is nyot +:3 a ^.^ buff x3 jewkin :3 a UwU most x3 sweet wobe of durance? +Faw. How now, >w< how now, ^-^ mad >w< wag? What, uWu in >w< thy uWu quips ÚwÚ and >w< thy +>w< quiddities? >_> What :3 a pwague uWu have UwU I to UwU do with :3 a ^.^ buff jewkin? +UwU Pwince. Why, >_> what :3 a uWu pox uWu have UwU I to UwU do with x3 my hostess of x3 the tavern? +Faw. xDD Weww, xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ caww'd her to :3 a reckoning UwU many :3 a time ÚwÚ and oft. +UwU Pwince. Did UwU I OwO evew caww fow uWu thee to x3 pay >w< thy :33 pawt? +Faw. No; I'll UwU give uWu thee >w< thy >_> due, xDD thou x3 hast paid aww :33 thewe. +UwU Pwince. Yea, ÚwÚ and :3 ewsewhewe, UwU so uWu faw >_< as x3 my ^-^ coin ^.^ wouwd stwetch; ÚwÚ and +:3 whewe >w< it ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, UwU I uWu have used x3 my >w< cwedit. +Faw. Yea, ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; us'd >w< it :3 that, :3 wewe >w< it nyot OwO hewe apparent :3 that xDD thou +awt heir UwU appawent- OwO But UwU I ^.^ pwithee, x3 sweet wag, UwU shaww there be +>_< gawwows >_< standing uWu in England when xDD thou awt UwU king? ÚwÚ and uWu wesowution +OwO thus :33 fubb'd >_< as >w< it >_> is with x3 the rusty ^.^ cuwb of ;;w;; owd >w< fathew ^.^ antic x3 the +;;w;; waw? Do nyot UwU thou, when xDD thou awt OwO king, ^w^ hang :3 a >w< thief. +UwU Pwince. No; xDD thou :33 shawt. +Faw. Shall >_< I? x3 O wawe! ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, I'll be :3 a >_< bwave ^-^ judge. +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou >_> judgest UwU fawse >_< awweady. UwU I mean, xDD thou shalt uWu have x3 the +>_< hanging of x3 the thieves ÚwÚ and UwU so :33 become :3 a OwO wawe uWu hangman. +Faw. xDD Weww, Hal, well; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 some ;;w;; sowt >w< it >_> jumps with x3 my humouw >_< as +weww >_< as uWu waiting uWu in x3 the xDD couwt, UwU I ^.^ can tell OwO you. +UwU Pwince. For obtaining of x3 suits? +Faw. Yea, fow obtaining of suits, xDD wheweof x3 the ;;w;; hangman hath nyo lean +wawdwobe. ^-^ 'Sbwood, UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^-^ mewanchowy >_< as :3 a ^w^ gib-cat ow :3 a uWu wugg'd +bear. +UwU Pwince. :33 Ow >w< an ;;w;; owd wion, ow :3 a lover's >_< wute. +Faw. Yea, ow x3 the drone of :3 a Wincownshiwe ^-^ bagpipe. +UwU Pwince. >_> What sayest xDD thou to :3 a :33 hawe, ow x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy of Moor +:33 Ditch? +Faw. ^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 the UwU most unsavouwy simiwes, ÚwÚ and awt ÚwÚ indeed x3 the UwU most +xDD compawative, rascalliest, x3 sweet xDD young pwince. But, Hal, UwU I :33 pwithee +>_> twoubwe ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe with ^-^ vanyity. UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU knyew +:3 whewe :3 a :3 commodity of ÚwÚ good nyames :3 wewe to be x3 bought. ^-^ An ;;w;; owd ;;w;; wowd of +x3 the Counciw :33 wated ;;w;; me x3 the othew day uWu in x3 the :3 stweet about UwU you, ^w^ siw, +>_> but UwU I uWu mawk'd ^.^ him x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ he UwU tawked xDD vewy wisely, >_> but UwU I +:3 wegawded ^.^ him x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ he ^w^ tawk'd wisely, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the :3 stweet +UwU too. +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou :33 didst well; fow ^.^ wisdom x3 cwies x3 out uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, ÚwÚ and +nyo x3 man wegawds :3 it. +Faw. >_< O, xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ damnyabwe :3 itewation, ÚwÚ and awt ÚwÚ indeed able to +corrupt :3 a >_< saint. ^.^ Thou x3 hast donye much x3 hawm ;;w;; upon uWu me, x3 Haw- ^w^ God +:33 fowgive uWu thee fow :3 it! ^.^ Befowe UwU I UwU knyew ÚwÚ thee, Hal, UwU I UwU knyew uWu nyothing; ÚwÚ and +nyow ^w^ am I, >_> if :3 a x3 man >_> shouwd speak OwO twuwy, xDD wittwe xDD bettew than one of +x3 the wicked. UwU I ^w^ must UwU give uvw ÚwÚ this :3 wife, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU give >w< it >_< uvw! +^-^ By x3 the Wowd, >w< an UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 viwwain! I'll be damn'd fow +>_< nyevew :3 a >_< king's >_< son uWu in Chwistendom. +UwU Pwince. Whewe UwU shaww ^.^ we OwO take :3 a >_< puwse ^-^ tomowwow, UwU Jack? +Faw. Zounds, :3 whewe xDD thou wiwt, lad! I'll >_< make onye. ^-^ An UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, caww +;;w;; me viwwain ÚwÚ and >_> baffwe x3 me. +UwU Pwince. UwU I >_> see :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; amendment of >w< wife uWu in ;;w;; thee- from :3 pwaying to +puwse-taking. +Faw. Why, Hal, UwU 'tis x3 my OwO vocation, >_< Haw. 'Tis nyo x3 sin fow :3 a x3 man to +labour uWu in :33 his >w< vocation. + +Entew UwU Poins. + +xDD Poins! Now UwU shaww ^.^ we ^.^ knyow >_> if uWu Gadshiww uWu have uWu set :3 a match. >_< O, >_> if ;;w;; men +:3 wewe to be ÚwÚ saved ^.^ by uWu mewit, >_> what x3 howe uWu in heww :3 wewe :3 hot enough fow +him? This >_> is x3 the UwU most ^w^ omnyipotent viwwain :3 that OwO evew cried :33 'Stand!' +to :3 a true man. +UwU Pwince. ^-^ Good morrow, Nyed. +UwU Poins. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 sweet >_< Haw. >_> What ;;w;; says ;;w;; Monsieuw ^w^ Wemowse? >_> What +;;w;; says Sir John ^.^ Sack ÚwÚ and >_< Sugaw? Jack, >w< how :3 agwees x3 the ^.^ deviw ÚwÚ and uWu thee +about >w< thy x3 souw, :3 that xDD thou sowdest ^.^ him on ^-^ Good ^.^ Fwiday >w< wast fow :3 a +>w< cup of uWu Madeiwa ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU cowd ÚwÚ capon's :3 weg? +UwU Pwince. Sir John >w< stands to :33 his word, x3 the ^.^ deviw UwU shaww uWu have :33 his +bargain; fow ^.^ he UwU was >_< nyevew yet :3 a bweakew of >_> pwuvwbs. >w< He xDD wiww UwU give +x3 the ^.^ deviw :33 his ÚwÚ due. +UwU Poins. UwU Then awt xDD thou damn'd fow ^w^ keeping >w< thy ;;w;; wowd with x3 the deviw. +UwU Pwince. ^-^ Ewse ^.^ he xDD had :33 been damn'd fow cozening x3 the deviw. +UwU Poins. But, x3 my >w< wads, x3 my >w< wads, to-mowwow UwU mownying, ^.^ by fouw UwU o'cwock +xDD eawwy, uWu at Gadshill! >_> Thewe OwO awe piwgwims OwO gong to >w< Cantewbuwy with +rich :3 offewings, ÚwÚ and traders riding to ;;w;; Wondon with :33 fat x3 puwses. UwU I +uWu have UwU vizawds fow xDD you aww; xDD you uWu have :3 howses fow youwsewves. +uWu Gadshiww wies ^.^ to-nyight uWu in Rochester. UwU I uWu have ;;w;; bespoke OwO suppew +to-mowwow >w< nyight uWu in ^w^ Eastcheap. We OwO may UwU do >w< it >_< as ^.^ secuwe >_< as OwO sweep. ;;w;; If +xDD you xDD wiww x3 go, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ stuff x3 youw purses full of cwowns; >_> if xDD you xDD wiww +>_> nyot, ^.^ tawwy uWu at ^.^ home ÚwÚ and be hang'd! +Faw. >w< Heaw :3 ye, Yedward: >_> if UwU I ^.^ tawwy uWu at ^.^ home ÚwÚ and OwO go >_> nyot, I'll ^w^ hang xDD you +fow uWu going. +UwU Poins. >_> You :33 wiww, ÚwÚ chops? +Faw. Hal, wiwt xDD thou >_< make onye? +UwU Pwince. UwU Who, UwU I rob? UwU I :3 a :3 thief? ÚwÚ Nyot I, ^.^ by x3 my ÚwÚ faith. +Faw. >_> Thewe's :3 nyeithew :3 honyesty, x3 manhood, nor ÚwÚ good fewwowship uWu in ÚwÚ thee, +nor xDD thou xDD cam'st nyot of x3 the :3 bwood royal >_> if xDD thou darest nyot stand +fow ;;w;; ten shillings. +UwU Pwince. Weww >w< then, >_> once uWu in x3 my OwO days I'll be :3 a ;;w;; madcap. +Faw. Why, ^w^ that's weww UwU said. +UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, come >_> what :33 wiww, I'll ^.^ tawwy uWu at >_> home. +Faw. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, I'll be :3 a traitor >w< then, when xDD thou awt king. +UwU Pwince. UwU I :3 cawe not. +UwU Poins. Sir John, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, OwO weave x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me >_< awonye. UwU I xDD wiww +uWu way ^.^ him down xDD such weasons fow ÚwÚ this adventuwe :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. +Faw. xDD Weww, ^w^ God UwU give uWu thee x3 the ^w^ spiwit of :3 pewsuasion ÚwÚ and ^.^ him x3 the OwO eaws +of pwofiting, :3 that >_> what xDD thou xDD speakest OwO may move ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ he x3 heaws +OwO may be OwO bewieved, :3 that x3 the true >_> pwince OwO may (fow recreation UwU sake) +^-^ pwuv :3 a UwU fawse ^.^ thief; fow x3 the poor abuses of x3 the time ^.^ want +ÚwÚ countenyance. Farewell; xDD you UwU shaww find ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ Eastcheap. +UwU Pwince. UwU Faweweww, xDD thou UwU wattew >w< spwing! farewell, Aww-hawwown summer! +uWu Exit >w< Fawstaff. +UwU Poins. >_> Nyow, x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 sweet honey uWu wowd, uWu wide with >_> us ÚwÚ to-mowwow. UwU I +uWu have :3 a xDD jest to :33 execute :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot manage >_< awonye. :33 Fawstaff, +xDD Bawdowph, Peto, ÚwÚ and uWu Gadshiww UwU shaww rob UwU those ;;w;; men :3 that ^.^ we uWu have +xDD awweady ÚwÚ waywaid; >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww nyot be uWu thewe; ÚwÚ and when ;;w;; they +uWu have x3 the >w< booty, >_> if xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do nyot rob ÚwÚ them, :3 cut ÚwÚ this >_> head x3 off +from x3 my shoulders. +UwU Pwince. How UwU shaww ^.^ we ÚwÚ pawt with them uWu in >w< setting uWu fowth? +UwU Poins. Why, ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu set fowth >w< befowe ow ÚwÚ aftew them ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appoint them +:3 a :33 pwace of meeting, wherein >w< it >_> is uWu at UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe to faiw; ÚwÚ and +xDD then xDD wiww ;;w;; they adventuwe ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ expwoit themselves; which ;;w;; they +UwU shaww uWu have nyo :33 soonyew ;;w;; achieved, >_> but we'll uWu set ;;w;; upon OwO them. +UwU Pwince. Yea, >_> but UwU 'tis ^.^ wike :3 that ;;w;; they xDD wiww ^.^ knyow >_> us ^.^ by UwU ouw howses, ^.^ by +UwU ouw ;;w;; habits, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by every othew >_< appointment, to be uWu ouwsewves. +UwU Poins. Tut! UwU ouw :3 howses ;;w;; they UwU shaww nyot >_> see- I'll :33 tie them uWu in x3 the +^w^ wood; UwU ouw xDD wizawds ^.^ we xDD wiww change ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ we OwO weave OwO them; x3 and, +sirrah, UwU I uWu have xDD cases of OwO buckwam fow x3 the ;;w;; nyonce, to ÚwÚ immask UwU ouw +noted :33 outwawd x3 gawments. +UwU Pwince. Yea, >_> but UwU I doubt ;;w;; they xDD wiww be ^w^ too x3 hawd fow >_> us. +UwU Poins. xDD Weww, fow >w< two of ÚwÚ them, UwU I ^.^ knyow them to be >_< as true-bred +^w^ cowawds >_< as OwO evew >_> tuwn'd back; ÚwÚ and fow x3 the OwO thiwd, >_> if ^.^ he >w< fight +longer than ^.^ he sees weason, I'll >w< fowsweaw arms. uWu The viwtue of +ÚwÚ this xDD jest xDD wiww >_< wie x3 the OwO incompwehensibwe wies :3 that ÚwÚ this same :33 fat +;;w;; wogue xDD wiww tell >_> us when ^.^ we :3 meet uWu at supper: >w< how UwU thiwty, uWu at least, +^.^ he ÚwÚ fought x3 with; >_> what UwU wawds, >_> what ÚwÚ bwows, >_> what >_< extwemities ^.^ he +endured; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the >_< wepwoof of ÚwÚ this wies x3 the ;;w;; jest. +UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, I'll OwO go with thee. Provide >_> us aww ^.^ things ^.^ nyecessawy +ÚwÚ and :3 meet ;;w;; me ^.^ to-nyight uWu in ^w^ Eastcheap. >_> Thewe I'll uWu sup. uWu Faweweww. +UwU Poins. UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Exit. +UwU Pwince. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you all, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^-^ awhiwe uWu uphowd +uWu The :33 unyok'd humouw of x3 youw >_< idwenyess. +ÚwÚ Yet >w< hewein xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ imitate x3 the sun, +Who xDD doth >_< pewmit x3 the UwU base ^-^ contagious :33 cwouds +;;w;; To >w< smothew x3 up :33 his beauty from x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +^.^ That, when ^.^ he uWu pwease again to >_< wie himsewf, +uWu Being wanted, ^.^ he OwO may be ^.^ mowe x3 wond'wed uWu at +^-^ By breaking ^w^ thwough x3 the fouw ÚwÚ and ugwy ÚwÚ mists +Of uWu vapouws :3 that uWu did xDD seem to strangle ^.^ him. +;;w;; If aww x3 the xDD yeaw :3 wewe :3 pwaying howidays, +;;w;; To spowt ^.^ wouwd be >_< as tedious >_< as to >_> wowk; +OwO But when ;;w;; they seldom come, ;;w;; they :33 wish'd-fow come, +xDD And >_< nyothing xDD pweaseth >_> but OwO wawe >_< accidents. +So, when ÚwÚ this ;;w;; woose >_> behaviouw UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 off +xDD And x3 pay x3 the >_> debt UwU I >_< nyevew >_< pwomised, +^-^ By >w< how much xDD bettew than x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU I am, +^-^ By UwU so much UwU shaww UwU I xDD fawsify men's uWu hopes; +^.^ And, ^.^ wike uWu bwight >_< metaw on :3 a UwU suwwen ground, +OwO My >_< wefowmation, gwitt'wing ^-^ o'ew x3 my ^w^ fauwt, +Shall x3 show ^.^ mowe xDD goodwy ÚwÚ and :33 attwact ^.^ mowe eyes +Than :3 that which hath nyo ÚwÚ foiw to uWu set >w< it off. +I'll UwU so ^-^ offend to >_< make offence :3 a ^-^ skiww, +Wedeeming time when ;;w;; men think least UwU I :33 wiww. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +OwO Wondon. uWu The OwO Pawace. + +Entew x3 the OwO King, >_> Nyowthumbewwand, Worcester, x3 Hotspuw, Sir Wawtew Bwunt, +with ÚwÚ othews. + +;;w;; King. OwO My :3 bwood hath :33 been ^w^ too UwU cowd ÚwÚ and tempewate, +Unyapt to stir uWu at these indignyities, +xDD And xDD you uWu have >_> found uWu me, fow ;;w;; accowdingwy +>_> You ;;w;; twead ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> patience; >_> but be >_< suwe +UwU I xDD wiww from henceforth rather be myself, +>w< Mighty ÚwÚ and to be feaw'd, than x3 my ^w^ condition, +>_< Which hath :33 been x3 smooth >_< as ÚwÚ oiw, soft >_< as xDD young ;;w;; down, +xDD And >_< thewefowe wost :3 that ;;w;; titwe of wespect +>_< Which x3 the OwO pwoud :3 souw ^w^ nye'ew >w< pays >_> but to x3 the :3 pwoud. +Wor. Our house, x3 my suvweign ^.^ wiege, xDD wittwe >_> desewves +uWu The scourge of :33 gweatnyess to be ;;w;; us'd on OwO it- +xDD And :3 that same :33 gweatnyess ^w^ too which UwU ouw UwU own ^.^ hands +:3 Have holp to >_< make UwU so ^w^ powtwy. +:3 Nyowth. OwO My wowd- +;;w;; King. Worcester, get uWu thee xDD gonye; fow UwU I UwU do >_> see +^-^ Dangew ÚwÚ and uWu disobedience uWu in ^.^ thinye :33 eye. +>_< O, ^w^ siw, x3 youw x3 pwesence >_> is ^w^ too bold ÚwÚ and pewemptowy, +xDD And ^.^ majesty ^w^ might >_< nyevew yet OwO enduwe +uWu The moody OwO fwontiew of :3 a xDD sewvant >_> bwow. +^w^ Tou uWu have ÚwÚ good OwO weave to OwO weave >_> us. x3 When ^.^ we >_< nyeed +uWu 'Youw use ÚwÚ and counsew, ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> send fow OwO you. +uWu Exit Worcester. +>_> You :3 wewe about to >_< speak. +:3 Nyowth. Yea, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +>w< Those OwO pwisonyews uWu in x3 youw Highness' xDD nyame ÚwÚ demanded +>_< Which ÚwÚ Hawwy ^-^ Pewcy OwO hewe uWu at xDD Howmedon took, +>_< Wewe, >_< as ^.^ he says, nyot with xDD such ÚwÚ stwength >w< denyied +;;w;; As >_> is ^-^ dewivewed to x3 youw >_< Majesty. +^-^ Eithew xDD envy, OwO thewefowe, ow UwU mispwision +Is guiwty of ÚwÚ this ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 my OwO son. +^w^ Hot. OwO My ^.^ wiege, UwU I uWu did UwU deny nyo pwisonyews. +OwO But UwU I UwU wemembew, when x3 the >w< fight UwU was :33 donye, +x3 When UwU I UwU was xDD dwy with xDD wage ÚwÚ and extweme toww, +Breathless ÚwÚ and :33 faint, weanying ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu swowd, +>_< Came there :3 a xDD cewtain uWu wowd, neat ÚwÚ and trimly dwess'd, +>w< Fwesh >_< as :3 a uWu bwidegwoom; ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ chin x3 nyew >_< weap'd +Show'd ^.^ wike :3 a stubbwe ÚwÚ wand uWu at harvest >_> home. +>w< He UwU was perfumed ^.^ wike :3 a miwwinyew, +xDD And 'twixt :33 his finger ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< thumb ^.^ he hewd +^-^ A UwU pouncet OwO box, which OwO evew ÚwÚ and :3 anyon +>w< He uWu gave :33 his nose, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; took't OwO away again; +Who OwO thewewith ;;w;; angwy, when >w< it :3 nyext ^-^ came thewe, +>w< Took >w< it uWu in x3 snyuff; ÚwÚ and still ^.^ he ^w^ smiw'd ÚwÚ and talk'd; +xDD And >_< as x3 the ^-^ sowdiews bore >_< dead >_< bodies UwU by, +>w< He ^w^ caww'd them untaught knaves, unmannyewwy, +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing :3 a ^.^ swuvnwy >_> unhandsome cowse +Betwixt x3 the wind ÚwÚ and :33 his nobility. +With UwU many x3 howiday ÚwÚ and uWu wady terms +>w< He UwU questionyed uWu me, amongst x3 the xDD west ÚwÚ demanded +OwO My OwO pwisonyews uWu in x3 youw :33 Majesty's ^.^ behawf. +UwU I >w< then, aww ^-^ smawting with x3 my wounds ^.^ being >_< cowd, +;;w;; To be UwU so pest'red with :3 a ^.^ popingay, +UwU Out of x3 my grief ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> impatience +Answew'd x3 nyegwectingwy, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what- +>w< He should, ow ^.^ he >_> shouwd x3 nyot; fow ^.^ he UwU made ;;w;; me ^-^ mad +;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him shine UwU so bwisk, ÚwÚ and smell UwU so sweet, +xDD And tawk UwU so ^.^ wike :3 a uWu waiting :33 gentwewoman +Of ^-^ guns ÚwÚ and xDD dwums ÚwÚ and UwU wounds- ^w^ God :3 save x3 the mawk!- +xDD And :3 tewwing ;;w;; me x3 the OwO suvweignyest ^.^ thing on ^.^ eawth +Was xDD pawmacity fow >w< an inward bruise; +xDD And :3 that >w< it UwU was great pity, UwU so >w< it UwU was, +This villanous saltpetre >_> shouwd be xDD digg'd +UwU Out of x3 the bowels of x3 the UwU hawmwess earth, +>_< Which UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; taww fewwow xDD had >w< destwoy'd +^w^ So x3 cowawdwy; ÚwÚ and >_> but fow these ^-^ viwe ;;w;; 'guns, +>w< He ^.^ wouwd >_< himsewf uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO sowdiew. +This ;;w;; bawd unjointed ^.^ chat of his, x3 my uWu wowd, +UwU I OwO answewed :33 indiwectwy, >_< as UwU I said, +xDD And UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, wet nyot :33 his wepowt +:3 Come :3 cuwwent fow >w< an :33 accusation +Betwixt x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD high :33 majesty. +Bwunt. uWu The circumstance considewed, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, +ÚwÚ Whate'ew Lord ÚwÚ Hawwy ^-^ Pewcy xDD then xDD had uWu said +;;w;; To xDD such :3 a pewson, ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such :3 a pwace, +At xDD such :3 a time, with aww x3 the xDD west wetowd, +^-^ May >_> weasonyabwy >_> die, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew rise +;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ him wwong, ow xDD any uWu way x3 impeach +>_> What xDD then ^.^ he said, UwU so ^.^ he ^.^ unsay >w< it now. +;;w;; King. Why, yet ^.^ he xDD doth UwU deny :33 his pwisonyews, +OwO But with OwO pwoviso ÚwÚ and >w< exception, +:33 That ^.^ we uWu at UwU ouw UwU own :3 chawge UwU shaww wansom ^w^ stwaight +ÚwÚ His >_> bwothew-in-waw, x3 the >_< foowish Mortimer; +UwU Who, on x3 my x3 souw, hath uWu wiwfuwwy betray'd +uWu The ;;w;; wives of UwU those :3 that ^.^ he uWu did lead to >w< fight +^w^ Against :3 that great OwO magician, damn'd OwO Gwendowew, +>_< Whose ^w^ daughtew, >_< as ^.^ we heaw, x3 the ^-^ Eaww of March +>_< Hath :3 watewy mawwied. Shall UwU ouw >_> coffews, >w< then, +^w^ Be UwU emptied to xDD wedeem :3 a traitor ^w^ home? +Shall ^.^ we UwU buy :3 tweason? ÚwÚ and :3 indent with OwO feaws +x3 When ;;w;; they uWu have wost ÚwÚ and >_< fowfeited ^.^ themsewves? +:3 Nyo, on x3 the ^-^ bawwen ^-^ mountains wet ^.^ him >w< stawve! +For UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew howd :3 that x3 man x3 my :33 fwiend +>_< Whose >_> tongue UwU shaww ^w^ ask ;;w;; me fow one ÚwÚ penny >_> cost +;;w;; To wansom ^.^ home ^w^ wevowted Mortimer. +^w^ Hot. Revolted OwO Mowtimew? +>w< He >_< nyevew uWu did faww ^w^ off, x3 my suvweign ^.^ wiege, +OwO But ^.^ by x3 the chance of waw. ;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv :3 that true +Nyeeds nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but one >_> tongue fow aww UwU those ;;w;; wounds, +>w< Those >_> mouthed ;;w;; wounds, which valiantly ^.^ he >_> took +x3 When on x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^-^ Sevewn's :3 sedgy ^.^ bank, +^w^ In :3 singwe :33 opposition uWu hand to uWu hand, +>w< He uWu did confound x3 the best ÚwÚ pawt of >w< an >_> houw +^w^ In :3 changing ;;w;; hawdiment with great >_< Gwendowew. +Thwee times ;;w;; they bweath'd, ÚwÚ and >w< thwee times uWu did ;;w;; they dwink, +>_> Upon agreement, of UwU swift ^-^ Sevewn's flood; +Who >w< then, affwighted with uWu theiw bwoody looks, +Wan uWu feawfuwwy ^-^ among x3 the uWu twembwing UwU weeds +xDD And >_< hid :33 his ^.^ cwisp >_> head uWu in x3 the OwO howwow ^.^ bank, +Bloodstained with these uWu vawiant >w< cohabitants. +xDD Nyevew uWu did UwU base ÚwÚ and wotten UwU powicy +>_> Cowouw her >w< wowking with xDD such deadwy >_< wounds; +x3 Nyow >_< nyevew couwd x3 the x3 nyobwe ^-^ Mowtimew +Receive UwU so UwU many, ÚwÚ and aww >_< wiwwingwy. +UwU Then wet nyot ^.^ him be swandewed with revolt. +;;w;; King. ^.^ Thou dost belie :3 him, >w< Pewcy, xDD thou dost belie x3 him! +>w< He >_< nyevew uWu did x3 encountew with >_< Gwendowew. +UwU I tell uWu thee +>w< He x3 duwst >_< as weww uWu have >w< met x3 the ^.^ deviw awonye +;;w;; As OwO Owen ;;w;; Gwendowew fow >w< an enemy. +Awt xDD thou nyot asham'd? But, sirrah, henceforth +Let ;;w;; me nyot hear xDD you speak of Mortimer. +>_< Send ;;w;; me x3 youw OwO pwisonyews with x3 the ÚwÚ speediest >_< means, +:33 Ow xDD you UwU shaww hear uWu in xDD such :3 a uWu kind from ;;w;; me +;;w;; As xDD wiww UwU dispwease OwO you. OwO My Lord >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +We x3 wicense x3 youw :3 depawtuwe with x3 youw ^w^ son.- +>_< Send >_> us x3 youw pwisonyews, ow xDD you xDD wiww hear of :3 it. +Exeunt OwO King, [Bwunt, ÚwÚ and :33 Twain] +^w^ Hot. ^-^ An >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw come ÚwÚ and roar fow ÚwÚ them, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> send OwO them. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ aftew ^w^ stwaight +xDD And tell ^.^ him so; fow UwU I xDD wiww >_> ewse x3 my uWu heawt, +Awbeit UwU I >_< make :3 a >_< hazawd of x3 my >_> head. +:3 Nyowth. What, UwU dwunk with chowew? Stay, ÚwÚ and :3 pause OwO awhiwe. +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw uncle. + +Entew Worcester. + +^w^ Hot. ^w^ Speak of OwO Mowtimew? +Zounds, UwU I xDD wiww speak of :3 him, ÚwÚ and wet x3 my :3 souw +OwO Want xDD mewcy >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot ^w^ join with x3 him! +Yea, on :33 his ÚwÚ pawt I'll :33 empty aww these >_> veins, +xDD And x3 shed x3 my uWu deaw :3 bwood >_< dwop ^.^ by >_< dwop uWu in x3 the :33 dust, +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww lift x3 the downtrod ^-^ Mowtimew +;;w;; As xDD high uWu in x3 the ^w^ aiw >_< as ÚwÚ this x3 unthankfuw OwO king, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this xDD ingwate ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cank'wed ^.^ Bowingbwoke. +:3 Nyowth. UwU Bwothew, x3 the ^w^ King hath UwU made x3 youw nephew >_> mad. +Wor. Who >w< stwuck ÚwÚ this ^.^ heat x3 up ÚwÚ aftew UwU I UwU was gone? +^w^ Hot. >w< He xDD wiww ^-^ (fowsooth) uWu have aww x3 my xDD pwisonyews; +xDD And when UwU I ;;w;; uwg'd x3 the wansom >_> once again +Of x3 my wive's brother, xDD then :33 his >_< cheek >_> wook'd pawe, +xDD And on x3 my OwO face ^.^ he >_> tuwn'd >w< an ^w^ eye of UwU death, +Trembling even uWu at x3 the xDD nyame of Mortimer. +Wor. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame ^.^ him. Was nyot ^.^ he proclaim'd +^-^ By Richard :3 that >_< dead ;;w;; is, x3 the :3 nyext of >_< bwood? +:3 Nyowth. >w< He OwO was; UwU I heard x3 the xDD pwocwamation. +xDD And xDD then >w< it UwU was when x3 the xDD unhappy ^w^ King +>_< (Whose >_< wwongs uWu in >_> us ^w^ God >_< pawdon!) uWu did uWu set fowth +>_> Upon :33 his Irish :3 expedition; +Fwom >_> whence ^.^ he ^-^ intewcepted uWu did ^-^ wetuwn +;;w;; To be >w< depos'd, ÚwÚ and x3 showtwy OwO muwdewed. +Wor. xDD And fow x3 whose :33 death ^.^ we uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's uWu wide xDD mouth +Wive scandaliz'd ÚwÚ and foully >w< spoken uWu of. +^w^ Hot. OwO But OwO soft, UwU I pray OwO you. Did ^w^ King Richard xDD then +ÚwÚ Pwocwaim x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew +OwO Heiw to x3 the crown? +:3 Nyowth. >w< He ^.^ did; mysewf uWu did hear :3 it. +^w^ Hot. Nyay, xDD then UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame :33 his xDD cousin OwO king, +:33 That >w< wish'd ^.^ him on x3 the ^-^ bawwen ^-^ mountains >w< stawve. +OwO But UwU shaww >w< it be :3 that UwU you, :3 that uWu set x3 the >_< cwown +>_> Upon x3 the >_> head of ÚwÚ this xDD fowgetfuw ^w^ man, +xDD And fow :33 his ÚwÚ sake ^-^ weaw x3 the :3 detested uWu bwot +Of ^w^ muwthewous subornation- UwU shaww >w< it be +:33 That xDD you :3 a wowwd of cuwses ^-^ undewgo, +uWu Being x3 the ^-^ agents ow UwU base second >_< means, +uWu The ^-^ cowds, x3 the waddew, ow x3 the ;;w;; hangman >w< wathew? +>_< O, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I descend UwU so wow +;;w;; To x3 show x3 the winye ÚwÚ and x3 the pwedicament +^-^ Whewein xDD you ^-^ wange :33 undew ÚwÚ this >_< subtiwe x3 king! +Shall >w< it fow ^-^ shame be >w< spoken uWu in these uWu days, +:33 Ow ^w^ fiww x3 up >w< chwonyicwes uWu in time to come, +:33 That ;;w;; men of x3 youw >_> nyobiwity ÚwÚ and powew +Did >w< gage them both uWu in >w< an :33 unjust behawf +xDD (As both of UwU you, ^w^ God UwU pawdon :3 it! uWu have done) +;;w;; To put down ^.^ Wichawd, :3 that x3 sweet lovely rose, +xDD And plant ÚwÚ this thorn, ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cankew, Bolingbroke? +xDD And UwU shaww >w< it uWu in ^.^ mowe ^-^ shame be further >w< spoken +:33 That xDD you OwO awe ^-^ foow'd, discawded, ÚwÚ and >_> shook x3 off +^-^ By ^.^ him fow ÚwÚ whom these UwU shames OwO ye ^-^ undewwent? +Nyo! yet time sewves wherein xDD you OwO may xDD wedeem +uWu Youw banyish'd honyouws ÚwÚ and restore youwsewves +^.^ Into x3 the ÚwÚ good >_< thoughts of x3 the wowwd again; +xDD Wevenge x3 the jeering ÚwÚ and ;;w;; disdain'd x3 contempt +Of ÚwÚ this OwO pwoud OwO king, who x3 studies day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight +;;w;; To answew aww x3 the >_> debt ^.^ he >_> owes to xDD you +Even with x3 the bwoody payment of x3 youw deaths. +Therefore UwU I UwU say- +Wor. uWu Peace, OwO cousin, >_> say nyo mowe; +xDD And now, UwU I xDD wiww :3 uncwasp :3 a secret ^-^ book, +xDD And to x3 youw quick-conceiving discontents +I'll ^w^ wead xDD you ;;w;; mattew >_> deep ÚwÚ and UwU dangewous, +;;w;; As full of peril ÚwÚ and xDD adventuwous ^w^ spiwit +;;w;; As to o'erwalk :3 a :3 cuwwent xDD woawing ÚwÚ woud +On x3 the xDD unsteadfast footing of :3 a uWu speaw. +^w^ Hot. ;;w;; If ^.^ he faww x3 in, ÚwÚ good night, ow sink ow x3 swim! +>_< Send danger from x3 the uWu east >w< unto x3 the ^-^ west, +^w^ So honour OwO cwoss >w< it from x3 the ^.^ nyowth to :3 south, +xDD And wet them grapple. >_< O, x3 the :3 bwood ^.^ mowe stiws +;;w;; To wouse :3 a wion than to start :3 a ÚwÚ hawe! +:3 Nyowth. Imagination of x3 some great ^.^ expwoit +Drives ^.^ him ^w^ beyond x3 the bounds of OwO patience. +^w^ Hot. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, uWu methinks >w< it :3 wewe >w< an ^w^ easy ^-^ weap +;;w;; To pluck uWu bwight honour from x3 the pawe-fac'd ;;w;; moon, +:33 Ow ^w^ dive x3 into x3 the :3 bottom of x3 the >w< deep, +Whewe >w< fadom winye couwd >_< nyevew :33 touch x3 the ground, +xDD And pluck x3 up drowned honour ^.^ by x3 the locks, +^w^ So ^.^ he :3 that xDD doth xDD wedeem her thence ^w^ might ^-^ weaw +Without cowwivaw aww her >_< dignyities; +OwO But x3 out ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >_> hawf-fac'd x3 fewwowship! +Wor. >w< He appwehends :3 a wowwd of figuwes UwU hewe, +OwO But nyot x3 the >_< fowm of >_> what ^.^ he >_> shouwd xDD attend. +^-^ Good OwO cousin, UwU give ;;w;; me audience fow :3 a >_> whiwe. +^w^ Hot. UwU I cwy xDD you mercy. +Wor. >w< Those same x3 nyobwe x3 Scots +:33 That OwO awe x3 youw ^w^ pwisonyews- +^w^ Hot. I'll >_< keep them all. +^-^ By :33 God, ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot uWu have :3 a OwO Scot of >w< them! +:3 Nyo, >_> if :3 a OwO Scot ^.^ wouwd :3 save :33 his x3 souw, ^.^ he UwU shaww not. +I'll >_< keep ÚwÚ them, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD hand! +Wor. >_> You start xDD away. +xDD And xDD wend nyo ear >w< unto x3 my purposes. +>w< Those OwO pwisonyews xDD you UwU shaww keep. +^w^ Hot. Nyay, UwU I will! :33 That >_> is :33 fwat! +>w< He uWu said ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot wansom Mortimer, +:3 Fowbade x3 my >_> tongue to speak of Mortimer, +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww find ^.^ him when ^.^ he wies ^-^ asweep, +xDD And uWu in :33 his ear I'll uWu howwoa 'Mowtimew.' +Nyay; +I'll uWu have :3 a starling UwU shaww be ÚwÚ taught to speak +Nyothing >_> but UwU 'Mowtimew,' ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it ^.^ him +;;w;; To >_< keep :33 his ÚwÚ angew still uWu in ;;w;; motion. +Wor. >w< Heaw UwU you, OwO cousin, :3 a OwO wowd. +^w^ Hot. All x3 studies OwO hewe UwU I OwO sowemnwy ^.^ defy +:3 Save >w< how to ^.^ gaww ÚwÚ and pinch ÚwÚ this ^-^ Bowingbwoke; +xDD And :3 that same ^w^ swowd-and-buckwew Prince of Wales- +OwO But :3 that UwU I think :33 his >w< fathew loves ^.^ him nyot +xDD And ^.^ wouwd be uWu gwad ^.^ he >w< met with x3 some uWu mischance, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him x3 poisonyed with :3 a >_> pot of x3 awe. +Wor. UwU Faweweww, kinsman. UwU I xDD wiww tawk to xDD you +x3 When xDD you OwO awe xDD bettew tempew'd to xDD attend. +:3 Nyowth. Why, >_> what :3 a xDD wasp-stung ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impatient >w< foow +Awt xDD thou to bweak x3 into ÚwÚ this xDD woman's :3 mood, +uWu Tying ^.^ thinye ear to nyo >_> tongue >_> but ^.^ thinye :33 own! +^w^ Hot. Why, wook UwU you, UwU I ^w^ am whipp'd ÚwÚ and scourg'd with rods, +^w^ Nyettwed, ÚwÚ and OwO stung with pismires when UwU I hear +Of ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe xDD powitician, ^.^ Bowingbwoke. +^w^ In >w< Wichawd's ÚwÚ time- >_> what UwU do xDD you caww x3 the :3 pwace- +^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon :3 it! >w< it >_> is uWu in UwU GIoucestewshiwe- +>_< 'Twas :3 whewe x3 the UwU madcap >w< Duke :33 his :33 uncwe uWu kept- +ÚwÚ His :33 uncwe York- :3 whewe UwU I xDD fiwst uWu bow'd x3 my knyee +uWu Unto ÚwÚ this x3 king of >_> smiwes, ÚwÚ this ^-^ Bowingbwoke- +OwO 'S UwU bwood! +x3 When xDD you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ came back from >_> Wavenspuwgh- +:3 Nyowth. At ^.^ Bewkewey UwU Castwe. +^w^ Hot. >_> You >_> say true. +Why, >_> what :3 a candy deal of >w< couwtesy +This uWu fawnying gweyhound xDD then uWu did x3 pwoffew me! +x3 Wook, 'when :33 his xDD infant :3 fowtunye ^-^ came to :3 age,' +xDD And :33 'gentwe ÚwÚ Hawwy :33 Pewcy,' ÚwÚ and ^-^ 'kind >_> cousin'- +>_< O, x3 the ^.^ deviw OwO take xDD such :33 cozenyews!- ^w^ God :33 fowgive me! +^-^ Good uWu uncwe, tell x3 youw :33 tawe, fow UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. +Wor. Nyay, >_> if xDD you uWu have >_> nyot, to >w< it ;;w;; again. +We xDD wiww xDD stay x3 youw xDD weisuwe. +^w^ Hot. UwU I uWu have :33 donye, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. +Wor. UwU Then >_> once ^.^ mowe to x3 youw ^.^ Scottish pwisonyews. +Deliver them x3 up ^-^ without uWu theiw wansom stwaight, +xDD And >_< make x3 the Dougwas' >_< son x3 youw >w< onwy >_> mean +For ÚwÚ powews ^w^ In Scotwand; ^w^ which, fow divers weasons +>_< Which UwU I UwU shaww >_> send xDD you written, be x3 assuw'd +Will easily be gwanted. :33 [To Northumberland] >_< You, x3 my uWu wowd, +uWu Youw >_< son uWu in :3 Scotwand ^.^ being OwO thus >w< empwoy'd, +Shall secwetwy x3 into x3 the ^w^ bosom :3 cweep +Of :3 that same x3 nyobwe prelate :3 weww-bewov'd, +uWu The Archbishop. +^w^ Hot. Of York, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? +Wor. ^w^ Twue; who bears x3 hawd +ÚwÚ His brother's :33 death uWu at OwO Bwistow, x3 the Lord Scroop. +UwU I speak nyot ÚwÚ this uWu in ^w^ estimation, +;;w;; As >_> what UwU I think ^w^ might be, >_> but >_> what UwU I ^.^ knyow +Is ;;w;; wuminyated, ^w^ pwotted, ÚwÚ and uWu set ;;w;; down, +xDD And >w< onwy uWu stays >_> but to behowd x3 the OwO face +Of :3 that ;;w;; occasion :3 that UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing >w< it :3 on. +^w^ Hot. UwU I smell :3 it. >_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, >w< it xDD wiww UwU do well. +:3 Nyowth. ^.^ Befowe x3 the game >_> is afoot xDD thou still ÚwÚ wet'st UwU swip. +^w^ Hot. Why, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but be :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; pwot. +xDD And xDD then x3 the powew of :3 Scotwand ÚwÚ and of York +;;w;; To ^w^ join with Mortimer, ^.^ ha? +Wor. xDD And UwU so ;;w;; they >_< shaww. +^w^ Hot. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, >w< it >_> is exceedingwy weww ;;w;; aim'd. +Wor. xDD And UwU 'tis nyo xDD wittwe reason UwU bids >_> us speed, +;;w;; To :3 save UwU ouw heads ^.^ by uWu waising of :3 a head; +For, UwU beaw ouwsewves >_< as even >_< as ^.^ we ^-^ can, +uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww awways think ^.^ him uWu in UwU ouw ^.^ debt, +xDD And think ^.^ we think ouwsewves >_< unsatisfied, +Tiww ^.^ he hath >_> found :3 a time to x3 pay >_> us >_> home. +xDD And >_> see xDD awweady >w< how ^.^ he xDD doth x3 begin +;;w;; To >_< make >_> us stwangews to :33 his :33 wooks of love. +^w^ Hot. >w< He >w< does, ^.^ he does! ^-^ We'ww be ^w^ weveng'd on ^.^ him. +Wor. Cousin, farewell. No further OwO go uWu in ÚwÚ this +Than UwU I ^.^ by x3 wettews UwU shaww direct x3 youw course. +x3 When time >_> is xDD wipe, which xDD wiww be suddenly, +I'll ^.^ steaw to ;;w;; Gwendowew ÚwÚ and Lord Mortimer, +Whewe xDD you ÚwÚ and Dougwas, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw pow'rs uWu at ^w^ once, +;;w;; As UwU I xDD wiww fashion :33 it, UwU shaww happily ^w^ meet, +;;w;; To UwU beaw UwU ouw fowtunyes uWu in UwU ouw UwU own >w< stwong awms, +>_< Which nyow ^.^ we howd uWu at much x3 uncewtainty. +:3 Nyowth. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good ^-^ bwothew. We UwU shaww thwive, UwU I :33 twust. +^w^ Hot. >_> Uncwe, ^w^ adieu. >_< O, wet x3 the >_> houws be showt +Tiww fields ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwows ÚwÚ and groans appwaud UwU ouw :33 spowt! :33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. +Rochester. ^-^ An inn >_< yawd. + +Entew :3 a Cawwiew with :3 a lantern uWu in :33 his >w< hand. + +:3 1. OwO Caw. Heigh-ho! >w< an >w< it be nyot fouw ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ day, I'll be xDD hang'd. +x3 Chawwes' xDD wain >_> is uvw x3 the x3 nyew uWu chimnyey, ÚwÚ and yet UwU ouw UwU howse nyot +pack'd.- What, ostler! +;;w;; Ost. >_> [within] ;;w;; Anyon, x3 anyon. +:3 1. OwO Caw. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, xDD Tom, xDD beat ÚwÚ Cut's >_> saddwe, put :3 a x3 few flocks uWu in x3 the +point. OwO Poow uWu jade >_> is x3 wwung uWu in x3 the OwO withews x3 out of aww cess. + +Entew anyothew :33 Cawwiew. + +uWu 2. OwO Caw. >_< Peas ÚwÚ and >_< beans OwO awe >_< as dank OwO hewe >_< as :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is x3 the +:3 nyext uWu way to UwU give poor x3 jades x3 the bots. This ;;w;; house >_> is turned ;;w;; upside +down xDD since Wobin Ostler ÚwÚ died. +:3 1. OwO Caw. OwO Poow fewwow >_< nyevew ^.^ joyed xDD since x3 the pwice of oats uWu wose. ^.^ It +UwU was x3 the :33 death of ^.^ him. +uWu 2. OwO Caw. UwU I think ÚwÚ this be x3 the UwU most villanous ;;w;; house uWu in aww ;;w;; Wondon woad +fow fleas. UwU I ^w^ am OwO stung ^.^ wike :3 a tench. +:3 1. OwO Caw. Wike :3 a xDD tench UwU I ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, there >_> is ^w^ nye'ew :3 a x3 king chwisten +couwd be xDD bettew xDD bit than UwU I uWu have :33 been xDD since x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ cock. +uWu 2. OwO Caw. Why, ;;w;; they xDD wiww UwU awwow >_> us ^w^ nye'ew :3 a :33 jowdan, ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ we xDD weak uWu in +x3 youw uWu chimnyey, ÚwÚ and x3 youw chamber-lye breeds fleas ^.^ wike :3 a loach. +:3 1. OwO Caw. What, ostler! come OwO away ÚwÚ and be hang'd! come away! +uWu 2. OwO Caw. UwU I uWu have :3 a >_< gammon of :33 bacon ÚwÚ and >w< two wazes of :3 gingew, to be +^-^ dewivewed >_< as uWu faw >_< as >_> Chawing Cross. +:3 1. OwO Caw. >_> God's :3 body! x3 the turkeys uWu in x3 my x3 pannyiew OwO awe quite UwU stawved. +What, ostler! ^-^ A pwague on uWu thee! x3 hast xDD thou >_< nyevew >w< an ^w^ eye uWu in >w< thy +head? ÚwÚ Canst nyot UwU heaw? ^-^ An >w< 'twewe nyot >_< as ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed >_< as ÚwÚ dwink to +bweak x3 the OwO pate on ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD vewy villain. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ and be hang'd! +Hast nyo :33 faith uWu in thee? + +Entew :33 Gadshiww. + +xDD Gads. ^-^ Good morrow, ^-^ cawwiews. x3 What's >_< o'cwock? +:3 1. OwO Caw. UwU I think >w< it be >w< two OwO o'cwock. +xDD Gads. UwU I :33 pwithee xDD wend ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this lantern to >_> see x3 my gewding uWu in x3 the +:3 stabwe. +:3 1. OwO Caw. Nyay, ^.^ by :33 God, xDD soft! UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a twick ^.^ wowth >w< two of :3 that, +:33 i' ÚwÚ faith. +xDD Gads. UwU I pray uWu thee xDD wend ;;w;; me ÚwÚ thinye. +uWu 2. OwO Caw. Ay, xDD when? ;;w;; canst teww? uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy wantewn, quoth uWu he? OwO Mawwy, +I'll >_> see uWu thee :33 hang'd fiwst! +xDD Gads. ^w^ Siwwah carrier, >_> what time UwU do xDD you >_> mean to come to >_< Wondon? +uWu 2. OwO Caw. ^-^ Time enough to OwO go to x3 bed with :3 a ÚwÚ candwe, UwU I :33 wawwant thee. +^.^ Come, OwO nyeighbouw ^-^ Mugs, we'll caww x3 up x3 the >_< gentwemen. ^-^ They xDD wiww +:3 awong with xDD company, fow ;;w;; they uWu have great chawge. +Exeunt [Carriers]. +xDD Gads. What, ho! uWu chambewwain! + +Entew Chamberlain. + +Cham. At uWu hand, quoth pickpuwse. +xDD Gads. >w< That's even >_< as >w< faiw OwO as- 'at uWu hand, quoth x3 the UwU chambewwain'; fow +xDD thou x3 vawiest nyo ^.^ mowe from :33 picking of purses than ^.^ giving ÚwÚ diwection +xDD doth from labouring: xDD thou ;;w;; wayest x3 the :3 pwot ^.^ how. +Cham. ^-^ Good morrow, >_< Mastew :33 Gadshiww. ^.^ It ÚwÚ howds :3 cuwwent :3 that UwU I told +xDD you x3 yestewnyight. >_> Thewe's :3 a ^w^ fwankwin uWu in x3 the Wild of Kent hath +^.^ bwought >w< thwee :3 hundwed >w< mawks with ^.^ him uWu in ;;w;; gowd. UwU I heard ^.^ him tell >w< it +to one of :33 his >_< company >w< wast >w< nyight uWu at xDD suppew- :3 a uWu kind of >_> auditow; +one :3 that hath abundance of :3 chawge :3 too, ^w^ God xDD knyows what. ^-^ They OwO awe +x3 up xDD awweady ÚwÚ and caww fow ^.^ eggs ÚwÚ and >_> buttew. ^-^ They xDD wiww OwO away +presently. +xDD Gads. Siwwah, >_> if ;;w;; they :3 meet nyot with Saint Nyichowas' xDD cwewks, I'll +UwU give uWu thee ÚwÚ this ;;w;; nyeck. +Cham. :3 Nyo, I'll >_< nyonye of :3 it. UwU I pray uWu thee >_< keep :3 that fow x3 the :3 hangman; +fow UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou >w< wowshippest Saint uWu Nyichowas >_< as :33 twuwy >_< as :3 a x3 man of +UwU fawsehood may. +xDD Gads. >_> What talkest xDD thou to ;;w;; me of x3 the ;;w;; hangman? ;;w;; If UwU I uWu hang, I'll >_< make +:3 a :33 fat :33 paiw of gallows; fow >_> if UwU I uWu hang, ;;w;; owd Sir John uWu hangs with uWu me, +ÚwÚ and xDD thou knowest ^.^ he >_> is nyo ^.^ stawvewing. Tut! there OwO awe othew +Twoyans :3 that xDD thou UwU dweam'st nyot :33 of, x3 the which fow spowt ÚwÚ sake OwO awe +:3 content to UwU do x3 the pwofession x3 some >w< gwace; :3 that ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ (if uWu mattews +>_> shouwd be >_> wook'd >_> into) fow uWu theiw UwU own cwedit ÚwÚ sake >_< make aww ^-^ whowe. +UwU I ^w^ am joined with nyo :33 foot ^w^ wand-wakews, nyo ^w^ wong-staff xDD sixpenny +^-^ stwikews, >_< nyonye of these ^-^ mad ^w^ mustachio :3 puwpwe-hued OwO mawtwowms; >_> but +with nobility, ÚwÚ and :33 twanquiwwity, buwgomastews ÚwÚ and great x3 onyeyews, +xDD such >_< as ^.^ can howd x3 in, xDD such >_< as xDD wiww strike :33 soonyew than :3 speak, ÚwÚ and +speak :33 soonyew than dwink, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink :33 soonyew than ^w^ pway; ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, +>_< zounds, UwU I wie; fow ;;w;; they pray OwO continyuawwy to uWu theiw UwU saint, x3 the +commonwealth, ow UwU wathew, nyot pray to hew, >_> but prey on hew, fow +;;w;; they uWu wide x3 up ÚwÚ and down on her ÚwÚ and >_< make her uWu theiw uWu boots. +Cham. What, x3 the >_> commonweawth uWu theiw >_> boots? Will ^.^ she howd x3 out UwU watew +uWu in fouw >w< way? +xDD Gads. :33 She :33 wiww, ^.^ she will! Justice hath >_< wiquow'd her. We ^.^ steaw >_< as uWu in +:3 a UwU castwe, :3 cocksuwe. We uWu have x3 the :33 weceipt of ^w^ fewnseed, ^.^ we UwU wawk +:33 invisibwe. +Cham. Nyay, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, UwU I think xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe beholding to x3 the >w< nyight +than to fernseed fow x3 youw ^.^ wawking :33 invisibwe. +xDD Gads. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. ^.^ Thou shalt uWu have :3 a share uWu in UwU ouw purchase, >_< as +UwU I ÚwÚ and :3 a true man. +Cham. Nyay, rather wet ;;w;; me uWu have :33 it, >_< as xDD you OwO awe :3 a UwU fawse >w< thief. +xDD Gads. Go >w< to; 'homo' >_> is :3 a ^w^ common xDD nyame to aww ^.^ men. x3 Bid x3 the >w< ostwew +;;w;; bwing x3 my gewding x3 out of x3 the :3 stabwe. UwU Faweweww, xDD you >_> muddy knave. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +uWu The highway nyeaw :33 Gadshiww. + +Entew Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Poins. + +UwU Poins. ^.^ Come, shewtew, shelter! UwU I uWu have >w< wemov'd Falstaff's horse, ÚwÚ and +^.^ he ^.^ fwets ^.^ wike :3 a :3 gumm'd uWu vewvet. +UwU Pwince. ;;w;; Stand uWu cwose. ^w^ [They :33 step :3 aside.] + +Entew >w< Fawstaff. + +Faw. xDD Poins! x3 Poins, ÚwÚ and be hang'd! xDD Poins! +UwU Pwince. UwU I x3 comes forward UwU I uWu Peace, OwO ye >_> fat-kidnyey'd rascal! >_> What :3 a +brawling dost xDD thou ^.^ keep! +Faw. :3 Whewe's x3 Poins, OwO Haw? +UwU Pwince. >w< He >_> is wawk'd x3 up to x3 the ;;w;; top of x3 the hiww. I'll OwO go >_> seek ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ [Steps :3 aside.] +Faw. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ accuws'd to rob uWu in :3 that ÚwÚ thief's UwU company. uWu The wascaw hath +removed x3 my UwU howse ÚwÚ and tied ^.^ him UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 whewe. ;;w;; If UwU I travel >_> but +fouw :33 foot ^.^ by x3 the squire further afoot, UwU I UwU shaww bweak x3 my ^.^ wind. +xDD Weww, UwU I doubt nyot >_> but to ^-^ die :3 a >w< faiw :33 death fow aww uWu this, >_> if UwU I +;;w;; scape >_< hanging fow UwU kiwwing :3 that wogue. UwU I uWu have ;;w;; fowswown :33 his >_< company +hourly xDD any time ÚwÚ this ^.^ two-and-twenty years, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I ^w^ am bewitch'd +with x3 the wogue's UwU company. ;;w;; If x3 the wascaw uWu have nyot UwU given ;;w;; me +:33 medicinyes to >_< make ;;w;; me wuv :3 him, I'll be xDD hang'd. ^.^ It couwd nyot be +ewse. UwU I uWu have UwU dwunk ;;w;; medicinyes. xDD Poins! :3 Haw! ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon xDD you UwU both! +Bawdowph! OwO Peto! I'll starve ere I'll rob :3 a :33 foot fuwthew. ^-^ An +>w< 'twewe nyot >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a ^.^ deed >_< as ÚwÚ dwink to turn true x3 man ÚwÚ and to OwO weave +these ;;w;; wogues, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_> vewiest vawwet :3 that OwO evew uWu chewed with :3 a +xDD tooth. ÚwÚ Eight ^.^ yawds of unyeven x3 gwound >_> is threescore ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten >_< miwes +afoot with uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< stony-heawted x3 viwwains ^.^ knyow >w< it weww +enyough. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon >w< it when thieves ;;w;; cannyot be true one to +x3 anyothew! >_< (They whistle.) >w< Whew! ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon xDD you :33 aww! Give ;;w;; me x3 my +horse, xDD you wogues! UwU give ;;w;; me x3 my UwU howse ÚwÚ and be hang'd! +UwU Pwince. ;;w;; [comes forward] uWu Peace, OwO ye fat-guts! Lie ;;w;; down, uWu way ^.^ thinye ear +^-^ cwose to x3 the ground, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wist >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst hear x3 the ;;w;; twead of +xDD twavewwews. +Faw. :3 Have xDD you xDD any :3 wevews to lift ;;w;; me x3 up OwO again, ^.^ being down? ^-^ 'Sbwood, +I'll nyot UwU beaw >_< minye UwU own >w< fwesh UwU so uWu faw afoot again fow aww x3 the ^-^ coin +uWu in >w< thy father's >_< exchequew. >_> What :3 a pwague >_> mean OwO ye to uWu cowt ;;w;; me >_< thus? +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou ^w^ wiest; xDD thou awt nyot cowted, xDD thou awt uWu uncowted. +Faw. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ good Prince Hal, OwO hewp ;;w;; me to x3 my horse, ÚwÚ good >_< king's +OwO son. +UwU Pwince. Out, OwO ye UwU wogue! Shall UwU I be x3 youw OwO ostwew? +Faw. Go ^w^ hang >w< thysewf uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own heir-apparent >w< gawtews! ;;w;; If UwU I be +x3 ta'en, I'll ^-^ peach fow UwU this. ^-^ An UwU I uWu have nyot uWu bawwads UwU made on xDD you +all, ÚwÚ and sung to :33 fiwthy >w< tunyes, wet :3 a >w< cup of ^-^ sack be x3 my poison. +x3 When :3 a xDD jest >_> is UwU so fowwawd- ÚwÚ and afoot UwU too- UwU I ^-^ hate :3 it. + +Entew xDD Gadshiww, [Bawdowph ÚwÚ and ^-^ Peto with ;;w;; him]. + +xDD Gads. :3 Stand! +Faw. ^w^ So UwU I UwU do, OwO against x3 my :33 wiww. +UwU Poins. ;;w;; [comes >_< fowtwawd] >_< O, UwU 'tis UwU ouw setter. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his voice. +xDD Bawdowph, >_> what nyews? +>_> Baw. UwU Case :3 ye, case ;;w;; ye! On with x3 youw ;;w;; vizawds! >_> Thewe's monyey of x3 the +>_< King's xDD coming down x3 the ^w^ hiww; UwU 'tis x3 going to x3 the >_< King's >_< exchequew. +Faw. >_> You wie, OwO ye UwU wogue! 'Tis x3 going to x3 the >_< King's tavewn. +xDD Gads. >_> Thewe's enough to >_< make >_> us all. +Faw. ;;w;; To be xDD hang'd. +UwU Pwince. uWu Siws, xDD you fouw UwU shaww >w< fwont them uWu in x3 the nyawwow lane; Nyed +^-^ Poins ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk x3 wowew. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they ;;w;; scape from x3 youw encountew, +xDD then ;;w;; they >w< wight on >_> us. +^w^ Peto. How UwU many be there of them? +xDD Gads. ;;w;; Some eight ow ;;w;; ten. +Faw. Zounds, xDD wiww ;;w;; they nyot rob us? +UwU Pwince. What, :3 a xDD cowawd, Sir John ^-^ Paunch? +Faw. >w< Indeed, UwU I ^w^ am nyot John of Gaunt, x3 youw gwandfathew; >_> but yet nyo +xDD cowawd, >_< Haw. +UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, ^.^ we OwO weave :3 that to x3 the :33 pwoof. +UwU Poins. ^w^ Siwwah Jack, >w< thy UwU howse >w< stands x3 behind x3 the xDD hedge. x3 When xDD thou +uWu nyeed'st :3 him, there xDD thou shalt find ^.^ him. UwU Faweweww ÚwÚ and stand uWu fast. +Faw. Now ;;w;; cannyot UwU I strike :3 him, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd be xDD hang'd. +UwU Pwince. ÚwÚ [aside to ÚwÚ Poins] >_> Nyed, :3 whewe OwO awe UwU ouw disguises? +UwU Poins. ÚwÚ [aside to Prince] Here, x3 hawd by. ;;w;; Stand uWu cwose. +UwU [Exeunt Prince ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Poins.] +Faw. >_> Nyow, x3 my mastews, ^w^ happy x3 man be :33 his ÚwÚ dowe, >_> say ^.^ I. Evewy x3 man to +:33 his business. + +Entew x3 the Twavewwews. + +Traveller. ^.^ Come, UwU nyeighbouw. +uWu The ;;w;; boy UwU shaww lead UwU ouw :3 howses down x3 the ^w^ hiww; +^-^ We'ww UwU wawk afoot ^-^ awhiwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ ease UwU ouw wegs. +ÚwÚ Thieves. :3 Stand! +Traveller. x3 Jesus ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ us! +Faw. Strike! down with >w< them! :3 cut x3 the :33 viwwains' throats! xDD Ah, +UwU whoweson caterpillars! ^w^ bacon-fed :33 knyaves! ;;w;; they ^-^ hate >_> us >_< youth. xDD Down +with >w< them! fweece >w< them! +Traveller. >_< O, ^.^ we OwO awe >_< undonye, both ^.^ we ÚwÚ and ouws fow evew! +Faw. Hang :3 ye, uWu gowbewwied knaves, OwO awe OwO ye ÚwÚ undonye? :3 Nyo, OwO ye :33 fat :3 chuffs; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw OwO stowe :3 wewe here! ÚwÚ On, :33 bacons on! What, OwO ye :33 knyaves! +xDD young ;;w;; men ^w^ must wive. >_> You OwO awe OwO gwandjuwows, OwO awe uWu ye? ^-^ We'ww >_< juwe :3 ye, +>_< faith! +:3 Hewe ;;w;; they rob ÚwÚ and bind OwO them. :33 Exeunt. + +Entew x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Poins :33 [in OwO buckwam >_< suits]. + +UwU Pwince. uWu The thieves uWu have bound x3 the true ^.^ men. Now couwd xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I +rob x3 the thieves ÚwÚ and OwO go ÚwÚ mewwiwy to Wondon, >w< it ^.^ wouwd be :33 awgument +fow :3 a ;;w;; week, :33 waughtew fow :3 a ;;w;; month, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD jest fow ever. +UwU Poins. ;;w;; Stand close! UwU I hear them :3 coming. +^w^ [They stand :3 aside.] + +Entew x3 the Thieves ;;w;; again. + +Faw. ^.^ Come, x3 my mastews, wet >_> us UwU shawe, ÚwÚ and xDD then to UwU howse >w< befowe x3 day. +^-^ An x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Poins be nyot >w< two uWu awwant x3 cowawds, there's nyo +equity ;;w;; stiwwing. >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ mowe valour uWu in :3 that ^-^ Poins than uWu in :3 a +>w< wiwd :3 duck. + +xDD [As ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> shawing, x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Poins uWu set ;;w;; upon +OwO them. ÚwÚ THey aww >w< wun away, ÚwÚ and :33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ aftew :3 a ^w^ bwow ow +>_> two, wuns *cuddles you* awasy :3 too, xDD weaving x3 the ;;w;; booty x3 behind ^.^ them.] + +UwU Pwince. uWu Youw uWu monyey! +UwU Poins. ^-^ Viwwains! + +UwU Pwince. Got with much ^w^ ease. Now ÚwÚ mewwiwy to horse. +uWu The thieves OwO awe scattewed, ÚwÚ and >_< possess'd with feaw +^w^ So >_< stwongwy :3 that ;;w;; they dawe nyot :3 meet >_< each :3 othew. +x3 Each UwU takes :33 his fewwow fow >w< an officer. +:33 Away, ÚwÚ good Nyed. Falstaff sweats to :33 death +xDD And x3 wawds x3 the lean ^.^ eawth >_< as ^.^ he >w< wawks >_> awong. +^w^ Wewe't nyot fow xDD waughing, UwU I >_> shouwd pity ^.^ him. +UwU Poins. How x3 the ;;w;; wogue woaw'd! :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +>_> Wawkwowth UwU Castwe. + +Entew >_> Hotspuw >_> sowus, weading :3 a >_> wettew. + +^w^ Hot. >_> 'But, fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I couwd be weww UwU contented to +be thewe, uWu in wespect of x3 the wuv UwU I UwU beaw x3 youw uWu house.' >w< He couwd be +xDD contented- >w< why >_> is ^.^ he nyot ^w^ then? ^w^ In wespect of x3 the wuv ^.^ he bears +UwU ouw house! >w< He >_< shows uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ he loves :33 his UwU own barn xDD bettew than ^.^ he +loves UwU ouw ÚwÚ house. Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 some more. 'The OwO puwpose xDD you undewtake +>_> is ^.^ dangewous'- Why, ^w^ that's >_< cewtain! 'Tis uWu dangewous to OwO take :3 a +>_< cowd, to sweep, to ;;w;; dwink; >_> but UwU I tell UwU you, x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 foow, x3 out of +ÚwÚ this xDD nyettwe, uWu dangew, ^.^ we pluck ÚwÚ this x3 fwowew, >w< safety. 'The OwO puwpose +xDD you undewtake >_> is UwU dangewous, x3 the ^w^ fwiends xDD you uWu have named ^.^ uncewtain, +x3 the time itsewf UwU unsowted, ÚwÚ and x3 youw whole :3 pwot ^w^ too >w< wight fow x3 the +counterpoise of UwU so great >w< an opposition.' x3 Say xDD you >_> so, >_> say xDD you so? +UwU I >_> say >w< unto xDD you OwO again, xDD you OwO awe :3 a ^w^ shawwow, >w< cowawdwy >w< hind, ÚwÚ and xDD you +xDD wie. >_> What :3 a UwU wack-bwain >_> is x3 this! ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, UwU ouw :3 pwot >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good +:3 pwot >_< as OwO evew UwU was laid; UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends true ÚwÚ and uWu constant: :3 a ÚwÚ good +>_> pwot, ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and full of xDD expectation; >w< an :3 excewwent >_> pwot, +xDD vewy ÚwÚ good fwiends. >_> What :3 a fwosty-spiwited ;;w;; wogue >_> is x3 this! Why, x3 my +Lord of York uWu commends x3 the :3 pwot ÚwÚ and x3 the general course of x3 the +OwO action. Zounds, >w< an UwU I :3 wewe nyow ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^.^ wascaw, UwU I couwd :3 bwain ^.^ him +with :33 his >_> wady's OwO fan. Is there nyot x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, x3 my uWu uncwe, ÚwÚ and +>_< mysewf; Lord Edmund Mortimer, x3 my Lord of York, ÚwÚ and OwO Owen +Gwendowew? Is there >_> nyot, >_< besides, x3 the >w< Dougwas? :3 Have UwU I nyot aww +uWu theiw x3 wettews to :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu in :3 awms ^.^ by x3 the :3 nyinth of x3 the :3 nyext ;;w;; month, +ÚwÚ and OwO awe ;;w;; they nyot x3 some of them uWu set forward ÚwÚ awweady? >_> What :3 a :33 pagan +wascaw >_> is x3 this! >w< an infidel! uWu Ha! xDD you UwU shaww >_> see now, uWu in xDD vewy +^w^ sincewity of feaw ÚwÚ and UwU cowd >_< heawt xDD wiww ^.^ he to x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and uWu way open +aww UwU ouw OwO pwoceedings. >_< O, UwU I couwd OwO divide mysewf ÚwÚ and OwO go to ^w^ buffets +fow >w< moving xDD such :3 a ^w^ dish of ^.^ skim milk with UwU so ^.^ honyouwabwe >w< an uWu action! +Hang :3 him, wet ^.^ him tell x3 the King! ^.^ we OwO awe prepared. UwU I xDD wiww uWu set +forward to-night. + +Entew :33 his ^-^ Wady. + +How now, Kate? UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave xDD you within these >w< two hours. +^-^ Wady. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, >w< why OwO awe xDD you OwO thus awonye? +For >_> what offence uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ this fortnight :33 been +^-^ A banyish'd OwO woman from x3 my Harry's ^.^ bed, +Teww uWu me, x3 sweet uWu wowd, >_> what :3 is't :3 that UwU takes from uWu thee +x3 Thy ^w^ stomach, x3 pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< thy golden ^w^ sweep? +Why dost xDD thou >w< bend ^.^ thinye eyes ;;w;; upon x3 the earth, +xDD And start UwU so often when xDD thou UwU sit'st awonye? +Why x3 hast xDD thou wost x3 the >w< fwesh :3 bwood uWu in >w< thy >_> cheeks +xDD And UwU given x3 my :3 tweasuwes ÚwÚ and x3 my wights of uWu thee +;;w;; To ^.^ thick-ey'd musing ÚwÚ and curs'd >_> mewanchowy? +^w^ In >w< thy ÚwÚ faint swumbews UwU I ^.^ by uWu thee uWu have >w< watch'd, +xDD And heard uWu thee murmur ;;w;; tawes of iwon ^-^ waws, +^w^ Speak terms of manage to >w< thy OwO bounding >w< steed, +Cwy :3 'Couwage! to x3 the field!' xDD And xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ tawk'd +Of sawwies ÚwÚ and x3 wetiwes, of >w< twenches, x3 tent, +Of ^-^ pawisadoes, UwU fwontiews, uWu pawapets, +Of ÚwÚ basiwisks, of cannon, culverin, +Of >_> pwisonyews' ransom, ÚwÚ and of ^-^ sowdiews x3 swain, +xDD And aww x3 the ^.^ cuwwents of :3 a :3 heady ^w^ fight. +x3 Thy ^w^ spiwit within uWu thee hath :33 been UwU so uWu at waw, +xDD And OwO thus hath UwU so >_> bestiww'd uWu thee uWu in >w< thy sweep, +:33 That beads of UwU sweat uWu have :33 stood ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^w^ bwow +Wike bubbwes :33 iww :3 a ^-^ wate-distuwbed stweam, +xDD And uWu in >w< thy OwO face ;;w;; stwange >w< motions uWu have appeaw'd, +>w< Such >_< as ^.^ we >_> see when ;;w;; men uWu westwain uWu theiw UwU bweath +On x3 some great ^.^ sudden hest. >_< O, >_> what powtents OwO awe xDD these? +;;w;; Some x3 heavy business hath x3 my ;;w;; wowd uWu in uWu hand, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ must ^.^ knyow :33 it, >_> ewse ^.^ he loves ;;w;; me not. +^w^ Hot. What, ho! + +[Entew :3 a Servant.] + +Is ^-^ Giwwiams with x3 the packet gone? +Serv. >w< He ;;w;; is, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< an >_> houw ago. +^w^ Hot. >_< Hath Butwew ^.^ bwought UwU those :3 howses from x3 the shewiff? +Serv. x3 Onye horse, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he ^.^ bwought even now. +^w^ Hot. >_> What ^-^ howse? ^-^ A roan, :3 a crop-ear, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? +Serv. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ Hot. :33 That ^w^ woan UwU shaww be x3 my thwonye. +xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww back ^.^ him stwaight. x3 O :33 espewance! +x3 Bid Butwew lead ^.^ him fowth x3 into x3 the park. +;;w;; [Exit Servant.] +^-^ Wady. OwO But hear UwU you, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ Hot. >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 my x3 wady? +^-^ Wady. >_> What >_> is >w< it xDD cawwies xDD you ÚwÚ away? +^w^ Hot. Why, x3 my horse, x3 my ;;w;; wuv- x3 my UwU howse! +^-^ Wady. Out, xDD you >_< mad-headed OwO ape! +^-^ A weasel hath nyot xDD such :3 a deal of UwU spween +;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe :3 toss'd with. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, +I'll ^.^ knyow x3 youw business, Hawwy; :3 that UwU I will! +UwU I feaw x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ Mowtimew xDD doth stir +About :33 his ;;w;; titwe ÚwÚ and hath sent fow xDD you +;;w;; To winye :33 his entewpwise; >_> but >_> if xDD you ;;w;; go- +^w^ Hot. ^w^ So uWu faw afoot, UwU I UwU shaww be OwO weawy, love. +^-^ Wady. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you ^.^ pawaquito, answew ;;w;; me +Directly >w< unto ÚwÚ this ;;w;; question :3 that UwU I xDD ask. +I'll bweak >w< thy xDD wittwe finger, ^w^ Hawwy, +^-^ An >_> if xDD thou wiwt nyot tell x3 my aww ^.^ things true. +^w^ Hot. Away. +:33 Away, xDD you trifler! Love? UwU I wuv uWu thee x3 nyot; +UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow ÚwÚ thee, OwO Kate. This >_> is nyo wowwd +;;w;; To :33 pway with ^-^ mammets ÚwÚ and to tilt with x3 wips. +We ^w^ must uWu have bwoody :33 nyoses ÚwÚ and >_< cwack'd :33 cwowns, +xDD And pass them :3 cuwwent UwU too. x3 Gods uWu me, x3 my UwU howse! +>_> What say'st UwU thou, Kate? >_> What wouldst xDD thou uWu have with me? +^-^ Wady. Do xDD you nyot wuv me? UwU do xDD you nyot >_< indeed? +xDD Weww, UwU do nyot :33 then; fow xDD since xDD you wuv ;;w;; me >_> nyot, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot wuv :3 mysewf. Do xDD you nyot wuv me? +Nyay, tell ;;w;; me >_> if xDD you speak uWu in xDD jest ow >w< nyo. +^w^ Hot. ^.^ Come, wiwt xDD thou >_> see ;;w;; me ;;w;; wide? +xDD And when UwU I ^w^ am a-horseback, UwU I xDD wiww >_< sweaw +UwU I wuv uWu thee uWu infinyitewy. OwO But x3 hawk OwO you. ^-^ Kate: +UwU I ^w^ must nyot uWu have xDD you henceforth ;;w;; question ;;w;; me +x3 Whithew UwU I x3 go, nor reason ^w^ wheweabout. +x3 Whithew UwU I ;;w;; must, UwU I :3 must; ÚwÚ and to ^w^ concwude, +This x3 evenying ^w^ must UwU I OwO weave UwU you, ^-^ gentwe OwO Kate. +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO wise; >_> but yet nyo ^-^ fawthew uWu wise +Than ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ Pewcy's :33 wife; ^w^ constant xDD you awe, +OwO But yet :3 a >_< woman; ÚwÚ and fow >_> secwecy, +No uWu wady :3 cwosew, fow UwU I weww ^-^ bewieve +^.^ Thou wiwt nyot :33 uttew >_> what xDD thou dost nyot knyow, +xDD And UwU so uWu faw xDD wiww UwU I :33 twust ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe OwO Kate. +^-^ Wady. ÚwÚ How? UwU so ^-^ faw? +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< an ÚwÚ inch fuwthew. OwO But x3 hawk UwU you, ^-^ Kate: +x3 Whithew UwU I x3 go, uWu thithew UwU shaww xDD you OwO go :3 too; +OwO To-day xDD wiww UwU I uWu set ^-^ fowth, to-mowwow OwO you. +Will ÚwÚ this :3 content UwU you, >w< Kate,? +^-^ Wady. ^.^ It ^w^ must of >_> fowce. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +^w^ Eastcheap. uWu The Boar's Head :33 Tavewn. + +Entew Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Poins. + +UwU Pwince. >_> Nyed, :33 pwithee come x3 out of :3 that fat-room ÚwÚ and xDD wend ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand +to laugh :3 a ^.^ wittwe. +UwU Poins. Whewe x3 hast ^-^ been, OwO Haw? +Pwince,. With >w< thwee ow fouw ÚwÚ woggewheads amongst >w< thwee ow +^w^ fouwscowe ^w^ hogsheads. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ sounded x3 the xDD vewy ÚwÚ bass-stwing of +humiwity. Siwwah, UwU I ^w^ am sworn ÚwÚ bwothew to :3 a leash of x3 dwawews ÚwÚ and +^.^ can caww them aww ^.^ by uWu theiw chwisten names, >_< as xDD Tom, ÚwÚ Dick, ÚwÚ and +Francis. ^-^ They OwO take >w< it xDD awweady ;;w;; upon uWu theiw salvation :3 that, ^w^ though +UwU I be >_> but Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, yet UwU I ^w^ am x3 the x3 king of couwtesy; ÚwÚ and tell +;;w;; me :33 fwatwy UwU I ^w^ am nyo OwO pwoud x3 Jack ^.^ wike :33 Fawstaff, >_> but :3 a Corinthian, :3 a +>_< wad of ^w^ mettwe, :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; boy x3 (by x3 the Wowd, UwU so ;;w;; they caww me!), ÚwÚ and +when UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ King of England UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ command aww x3 the ÚwÚ good wads +^w^ Eastcheap. ^-^ They caww UwU dwinking >w< deep, dying scarlet; ÚwÚ and when +xDD you ;;w;; bweathe uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; watewing, ;;w;; they cwy 'hem!' ÚwÚ and bid xDD you :33 pway >w< it +off. ;;w;; To ^w^ concwude, UwU I ^w^ am UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a proficient uWu in one quarter of >w< an +>_> houw :3 that UwU I ^.^ can ÚwÚ dwink with xDD any ^.^ tinkew uWu in :33 his UwU own language x3 duwing +x3 my life. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, >_> Nyed, xDD thou x3 hast wost much honour :3 that xDD thou +OwO wewt nyot with ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO action. But, x3 sweet Nyed- to sweeten which +xDD nyame of >_> Nyed, UwU I UwU give uWu thee ÚwÚ this xDD pennywowth of sugaw, ^-^ cwapp'd even +nyow x3 into x3 my uWu hand ^.^ by >w< an under-skinker, one :3 that >_< nyevew x3 spake othew +:3 Engwish uWu in :33 his >w< wife than UwU 'Eight shiwwings ÚwÚ and xDD sixpence,' ÚwÚ and >_< 'You +OwO awe wewcome,' with ÚwÚ this >_> shwiww addition, >_< 'Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir! Score +:3 a >_< pint of ^.^ bastawd uWu in x3 the Hawf-moon,' ow OwO so- but, >_> Nyed, to UwU dwive +OwO away x3 the time >w< tiww Falstaff come, UwU I :33 pwithee UwU do xDD thou stand uWu in x3 some +by-room OwO whiwe UwU I ;;w;; question x3 my >_< puny drawer to >_> what >w< end be uWu gave ;;w;; me +x3 the UwU sugaw; ÚwÚ and UwU do xDD thou >_< nyevew OwO weave x3 cawwing 'Fwancis!' :3 that :33 his +xDD tawe to ;;w;; me OwO may be >_< nyothing >_> but 'Anon!' >w< Step ÚwÚ aside, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 show +uWu thee :3 a :3 pwecedent. +UwU Poins. >_> Fwancis! +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou awt perfect. +UwU Poins. >_> Fwancis! ;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ Poins.] + +Entew *sighs* [Fwancis, a] Drawer. + +Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir.- Wook down x3 into x3 the ^w^ Pomgawnyet, Ralph. +UwU Pwince. :3 Come hithew, Francis. +Fran. OwO My xDD wowd? +UwU Pwince. How ^-^ wong x3 hast xDD thou to OwO sewve, ÚwÚ Fwancis? +Fran. Forsooth, five years, ÚwÚ and >_< as much >_< as xDD to- +UwU Poins. >_> [within] >_> Fwancis! +Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir. +UwU Pwince. :3 Five year! :33 by'w Lady, :3 a ^-^ wong lease fow x3 the clinking of +UwU Pewtew. But, Fwancis, darest xDD thou be UwU so uWu vawiant >_< as to :33 pway x3 the +x3 cowawd with >w< thy indenture ÚwÚ and x3 show >w< it :3 a >w< faiw :33 paiw of heels ÚwÚ and +>w< wun from :33 it? +Fran. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, I'll be sworn ;;w;; upon aww x3 the uWu books uWu in England UwU I +couwd find uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ heawt- +UwU Poins. >_> [within] >_> Fwancis! +Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, sir. +UwU Pwince. How ;;w;; owd awt UwU thou, ÚwÚ Fwancis? +Fran. Let ;;w;; me ^-^ see. About Michaewmas :3 nyext UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ be- +UwU Poins. >_> [within] >_> Fwancis! +Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, sir. >_> Pway xDD stay :3 a UwU wittwe, x3 my OwO wowd. +UwU Pwince. Nyay, >_> but x3 hawk UwU you, Francis. For x3 the ^-^ sugaw xDD thou >w< gavest me- +uWu 'twas :3 a pennyworth, >w< wast ^w^ nyot? +Fran. x3 O :3 Wowd! UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it xDD had :33 been OwO two! +UwU Pwince. UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee fow >w< it :3 a thousand >_> pound. ;;w;; Ask ;;w;; me when xDD thou +wiwt, x3 and, xDD thou shalt uWu have :3 it. +UwU Poins. >_> [within] >_> Fwancis! +Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, x3 anyon. +UwU Pwince. ;;w;; Anyon, ÚwÚ Fwancis? :3 Nyo, Fwancis; >_> but ^.^ to-mowwow, Fwancis; or, +Fwancis, :3 a Thursday; ow :33 indeed, Fwancis, when xDD thou wilt. OwO But +Fwancis- +Fran. OwO My xDD wowd? +UwU Pwince. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou rob ÚwÚ this ^w^ weathewn-jewkin, UwU cwystaw-button, +x3 nyot-pated, agate-wing, ^-^ puke-stocking, ;;w;; caddis-gawtew, +uWu smooth-tongue, ;;w;; Spanyish-pouch- +Fran. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, who UwU do xDD you ^.^ mean? +UwU Pwince. Why >w< then, x3 youw >_> bwown ^.^ bastawd >_> is x3 youw >w< onwy ;;w;; dwink; fow wook +UwU you, Fwancis, x3 youw ^-^ white canvas ^w^ doubwet xDD wiww >w< suwwy. ^w^ In >w< Bawbawy, +^w^ siw, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot come to UwU so :33 much. +Fran. What, UwU siw? +UwU Poins. >_> [within] >_> Fwancis! +UwU Pwince. :33 Away, xDD you UwU wogue! uWu Dost xDD thou nyot hear them caww? +:3 Hewe ;;w;; they both caww ^.^ him. uWu The Drawer >w< stands xDD amazed, +nyot x3 knyowing which uWu way to ÚwÚ go. + +Entew Vintner. + +Vint. What, OwO stand'st xDD thou still, ÚwÚ and x3 heaw'st xDD such :3 a ;;w;; cawwing? Wook +to x3 the ;;w;; guests x3 within. ;;w;; [Exit >_< Fwancis.] OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; owd Sir John, with +uWu hawf-a-dozen >_> mowe, OwO awe uWu at x3 the UwU doow. Shall UwU I wet them in? +UwU Pwince. Let them awonye awhiwe, ÚwÚ and xDD then open x3 the UwU doow. +;;w;; [Exit uWu Vintnyew.] +xDD Poins! +UwU Poins. >_> [within] ;;w;; Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir. + +Entew UwU Poins. + +UwU Pwince. Siwwah, Falstaff ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west of x3 the thieves OwO awe uWu at x3 the +UwU doow. Shall ^.^ we be mewwy? +UwU Poins. ;;w;; As ^.^ mewwy >_< as crickets, x3 my wad. OwO But x3 hawk ye; >_> what x3 cunnying +>_< match uWu have xDD you UwU made with ÚwÚ this xDD jest of x3 the UwU dwawew? ^.^ Come, UwU what's +x3 the UwU issue? +UwU Pwince. UwU I ^w^ am nyow of aww humours :3 that uWu have showed x3 themsewves humours +xDD since x3 the ;;w;; owd OwO days of ^.^ goodman Adam to x3 the ^w^ pupiw age of ÚwÚ this +xDD pwesent ÚwÚ this >_< twewve UwU o'cwock uWu at midnight. + +[Entew >_< Fwancis.] + +x3 What's o'clock, ÚwÚ Fwancis? +Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir. ^-^ [Exit.] +UwU Pwince. :33 That OwO evew ÚwÚ this fewwow >_> shouwd uWu have OwO fewew wowds than :3 a +parrot, ÚwÚ and yet x3 the >_< son of :3 a OwO woman! ÚwÚ His industry >_> is OwO upstaiws ÚwÚ and +x3 downstaiws, :33 his eloquence x3 the parcel of :3 a reckoning. UwU I ^w^ am nyot yet +of ÚwÚ Pewcy's UwU mind, x3 the >_> Hotspuw of x3 the OwO Nyowth; ^.^ he :3 that :33 kiwws ;;w;; me x3 some +six ow ÚwÚ seven ^.^ dozen of x3 Scots uWu at :3 a >w< bweakfast, ÚwÚ washes :33 his ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; says to :33 his :3 wife, >w< 'Fie ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this :33 quiet wife! UwU I ^.^ want wowk.' ^w^ 'O x3 my +x3 sweet x3 Hawwy,' ;;w;; says uWu she, ^w^ 'how UwU many x3 hast xDD thou kill'd UwU to-day?' +'Give x3 my ^w^ woan UwU howse :3 a OwO dwench,' ;;w;; says xDD he, ÚwÚ and ^-^ answews xDD 'Some +UwU fouwteen,' >w< an >_> houw after, xDD 'a :33 twifwe, :3 a trifle.' UwU I :33 pwithee caww uWu in +>w< Fawstaff. I'll :33 pway >w< Pewcy, ÚwÚ and :3 that damn'd brawn UwU shaww :33 pway x3 Dame +^-^ Mowtimew :33 his x3 wife. UwU 'Wivo!' ;;w;; says x3 the xDD dwunkawd. ;;w;; Caww uWu in wibs, caww +uWu in x3 tawwow. + +Entew :33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ [Gadshiww, xDD Bawdowph, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Peto; +^-^ Fwancis xDD fowwows with wine]. + +UwU Poins. Welcome, >w< Jack. Whewe x3 hast xDD thou been? +Faw. ^-^ A pwague of aww x3 cowawds, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU vengeance ;;w;; too! Marry ÚwÚ and +>_< amen! Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< cup of sack, uWu boy. Ere UwU I lead ÚwÚ this >w< wife long, I'll +uWu sew nether-stocks, ÚwÚ and mend them ÚwÚ and :33 foot them UwU too. ^-^ A pwague of +aww cowawds! Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< cup of sack, wogue. Is there nyo viwtue +OwO extant? +>w< He ÚwÚ dwinketh. +UwU Pwince. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou >_< nyevew >_> see >_< Titan :3 kiss :3 a ^w^ dish of >w< buttew? +>w< Pitifuw-heawted ^-^ buttew, :3 that mewted uWu at x3 the x3 sweet xDD tawe of x3 the >_< sun! +;;w;; If xDD thou ^.^ didst, xDD then behowd :3 that >_< compound. +Faw. >_> You :33 wogue, hewe's wime uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ sack ;;w;; too! >_> Thewe >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but +roguery to be >_> found uWu in villanous man. ÚwÚ Yet :3 a x3 cowawd >_> is xDD wowse than +:3 a >w< cup of ^-^ sack with wime uWu in OwO it- :3 a villanous OwO cowawd! Go >w< thy >w< ways, +;;w;; owd Jack, ^-^ die when xDD thou wilt; >_> if x3 manhood, ÚwÚ good x3 manhood, be nyot +fowgot ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO face of x3 the earth, xDD then ^w^ am UwU I :3 a >_> shotten xDD hewwing. +>_> Thewe ;;w;; wives nyot >w< thwee ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men :3 unhang'd uWu in x3 Engwand; ÚwÚ and one of +them >_> is ÚwÚ fat, ÚwÚ and gwows ^-^ owd. ^w^ God OwO hewp x3 the whiwe! ^-^ A :33 bad ^w^ wowwd, UwU I +:3 say. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ÚwÚ weavew; UwU I couwd ^.^ sing ;;w;; psawms ow x3 anything. ^-^ A +pwague of aww ^w^ cowawds UwU I >_> say :33 stiww! +UwU Pwince. How now, woowsack? >_> What mutter you? +Faw. ^-^ A >_< king's ^w^ son! ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do nyot xDD beat uWu thee x3 out of >w< thy ^w^ kingdom with :3 a +ÚwÚ daggew of UwU wath ÚwÚ and UwU dwive aww >w< thy subjects ^-^ afowe uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ fwock +of >w< wiwd >_> geese, I'll >_< nyevew ^-^ weaw >_< haiw on x3 my OwO face more. >_> You Prince +of Wales? +UwU Pwince. Why, xDD you UwU whoweson ;;w;; wound ^w^ man, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +Faw. ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you :3 a ^-^ cowawd? Answer ;;w;; me to >_< that- ÚwÚ and ^-^ Poins OwO thewe? +UwU Poins. Zounds, OwO ye :33 fat uWu paunch, >w< an OwO ye caww ;;w;; me xDD cowawd, ^.^ by x3 the +Wowd, I'll x3 stab thee. +Faw. UwU I caww uWu thee ^-^ cowawd? I'll >_> see uWu thee damn'd ere UwU I caww uWu thee +xDD cowawd, >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU give :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound UwU I couwd >w< wun >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as +xDD thou >_> canst. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ stwaight enough uWu in x3 the >_< shouwdews; xDD you :3 cawe +nyot who sees uWu Youw back. ;;w;; Caww xDD you :3 that ^-^ backing of x3 youw friends? ^-^ A +pwague ;;w;; upon xDD such backing! Give ;;w;; me them :3 that xDD wiww OwO face x3 me. Give ;;w;; me +:3 a >w< cup of :33 sack. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; wogue >_> if UwU I UwU dwunk ^w^ to-day. +UwU Pwince. x3 O :33 viwwain! >w< thy lips OwO awe scawce wip'd xDD since xDD thou drunk'st +last. +Faw. All >_> is one fow x3 that. >_< (He x3 dwinketh.) ^-^ A pwague of aww ^w^ cowawds +still >_> say ^.^ I. +UwU Pwince. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +Faw. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? >_> Thewe be fouw of >_> us OwO hewe uWu have >_> ta'en :3 a +thousand ;;w;; pound ÚwÚ this day xDD mownying. +UwU Pwince. Whewe >_> is :33 it, UwU Jack? Whewe >_> is :33 it? +Faw. Whewe >_> is :33 it, >_< Taken from >_> us >w< it >w< is. ^-^ A :3 hundwed ;;w;; upon poor fouw of +ÚwÚ us! +UwU Pwince. What, :3 a ^-^ hundwed, man? +Faw. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; wogue >_> if UwU I :3 wewe nyot uWu at ^-^ hawf-swowd with :3 a ^.^ dozen of them +>w< two >_> houws together. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ scap'd ^.^ by miracle. UwU I ^w^ am eight times +thwust ^w^ thwough x3 the ÚwÚ doubwet, fouw ^w^ thwough x3 the hose; x3 my >_< buckwew :3 cut +^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and through; x3 my xDD swowd hack'd ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ handsaw- ;;w;; ecce ^w^ signyum! +UwU I >_< nyevew ^w^ deawt xDD bettew xDD since UwU I UwU was :3 a man. All ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD do. ^-^ A +pwague of aww cowawds! Let them :3 speak, ;;w;; If ;;w;; they speak ^.^ mowe ow less +than truth, ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 viwwains ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD sons of ÚwÚ dawknyess. +UwU Pwince. ÚwÚ Speak, sirs. How UwU was :33 it? +xDD Gads. We fouw uWu set ;;w;; upon x3 some ;;w;; dozen- +Faw. Sixteen uWu at least, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD Gads. xDD And bound OwO them. +^w^ Peto. :3 Nyo, no, ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot UwU bound. +Faw. >_> You :33 wogue, ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD bound, every x3 man of ÚwÚ them, ow UwU I ^w^ am :3 a Jew +OwO ewse- >w< an Ebrew ^w^ Jew. +xDD Gads. ;;w;; As ^.^ we :3 wewe >_> shawing, x3 some six ow ÚwÚ seven >w< fwesh ;;w;; men sea ;;w;; upon >w< us- +Faw. xDD And ;;w;; unbound x3 the ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and xDD then come uWu in x3 the :3 othew. +UwU Pwince. What, ÚwÚ fought xDD you with them ÚwÚ aww? +Faw. Aww? UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you caww all, >_> but >_> if UwU I ÚwÚ fought nyot with +:33 fifty of ÚwÚ them, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^.^ bunch of radish! ;;w;; If there :3 wewe nyot >w< two ow +>w< thwee ÚwÚ and :33 fifty ;;w;; upon poor ;;w;; owd Jack, xDD then ^w^ am UwU I nyo two-wegg'd +xDD cweatuwe. +UwU Pwince. >_> Pway ^w^ God xDD you uWu have nyot ^-^ muwd'wed x3 some of OwO them. +Faw. Nyay, ^w^ that's x3 past :3 pwaying ;;w;; fow. UwU I uWu have >_< peppew'd >w< two of OwO them. Two +UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ paid, >w< two rogues uWu in OwO buckwam >w< suits. UwU I tell uWu thee +x3 what, x3 Haw- >_> if UwU I tell uWu thee :3 a wie, spit uWu in x3 my >w< face, caww ;;w;; me horse. +^.^ Thou knowest x3 my ;;w;; owd >_< wawd. :3 Hewe UwU I lay, ÚwÚ and OwO thus UwU I bore x3 my point. +Four rogues uWu in OwO buckwam wet UwU dwive uWu at x3 me. +UwU Pwince. What, four? ^.^ Thou saidst >_> but >w< two even now. +Faw. :33 Fouw, >_< Haw. UwU I told uWu thee fouw. +UwU Poins. Ay, :33 ay, ^.^ he uWu said fouw. +Faw. ;;w;; These fouw ^-^ came aww afront ÚwÚ and UwU mainwy thwust uWu at x3 me. UwU I UwU made ;;w;; me +nyo ^.^ mowe x3 ado >_> but >_> took aww uWu theiw ÚwÚ seven x3 points uWu in x3 my ^.^ tawget, OwO thus. +UwU Pwince. :3 Seven? Why, there :3 wewe >_> but fouw even now. +Faw. ^w^ In ;;w;; buckwam? +UwU Poins. Ay, >w< fouw, uWu in OwO buckwam >w< suits. +Faw. Seven, ^.^ by these hilts, ow UwU I ^w^ am :3 a viwwain ewse. +UwU Pwince. ÚwÚ [aside to ÚwÚ Poins] UwU Pwithee wet ^.^ him >_< awonye. We UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ mowe x3 anyon. -Fal. Dost :3 thou hear uWu me, xDD Haw? -^.^ Pwince. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and mark ÚwÚ thee UwU too, uWu Jack. -Fal. Do so, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is wowth OwO the UwU wist'nying x3 to. ^.^ These :33 nyinye in >_> buckwam -UwU that I told ÚwÚ thee ^-^ of- -^.^ Pwince. UwU So, two ^-^ mowe awweady. -Fal. Their OwO points being ^-^ bwoken- -UwU Poins. x3 Down feww theiw x3 hose. -Fal. ^w^ Began ^-^ to ^w^ give me ground; uWu but I ^-^ fowwowed me OwO cwose, came ÚwÚ in, -foot ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and with :3 a ^w^ thought :3 seven >_> of OwO the eleven I >_< paid. -^.^ Pwince. :3 O monstrous! >_< Eweven >_> buckwam x3 men UwU gwown >_< out >_> of :3 two! -Fal. But, as OwO the ^w^ deviw would ^.^ have it, three xDD misbegotten knyaves in -Kendal green came at my xDD back ÚwÚ and let ÚwÚ dwive at me; uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO so -xDD dawk, uWu Haw, UwU that :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy hand. -^.^ Pwince. ^.^ These :3 wies awe >_< wike theiw fathew UwU that x3 begets ^w^ them- :3 gwoss as -:3 a OwO mountain, ^.^ open, ÚwÚ pawpabwe. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou :33 cway-bwain'd ÚwÚ guts, :3 thou -:3 knyotty-pated fool, :3 thou whoreson obscenye xDD gweasy tallow-catch- -Fal. >_> What, art :3 thou >_> mad? art :3 thou >_> mad? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< twuth OwO the truth? -^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, how uWu couwdst :3 thou xDD knyow ^.^ these x3 men in Kendal green when -^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO so dark :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy ^.^ hand? ^w^ Come, tell OwO us >_> youw -reason. What >_> sayest :3 thou ^-^ to uWu this? -UwU Poins. ^w^ Come, >_> youw reason, >w< Jack, >_> youw reason. -Fal. >_> What, x3 upon x3 compuwsion? uWu Zounds, OwO an I ;;w;; wewe at OwO the strappado ^w^ ow ->w< aww OwO the racks in OwO the UwU wowwd, I would ^.^ nyot tell you uWu on :33 compuwsion. ->w< Give you :3 a reason uWu on x3 compuwsion? >w< If reasons ;;w;; wewe as plentiful as -ÚwÚ bwackbewwies, I would ^w^ give nyo man :3 a reason x3 upon ^w^ compuwsion, :3 I. -^.^ Pwince. I'll >w< be nyo ÚwÚ wongew guilty, >_> of :3 this >w< sin; :3 this xDD sanguinye -xDD cowawd, :3 this xDD bed-pwessew, :3 this x3 howseback-bweakew, :3 this huge hiww ->_> of flesh- -Fal. uWu 'Sbwood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried ->w< nyeat's-tongue, you buww's uWu sizzwe, you >w< stockfish- :3 O uWu fow >_> bweath ^-^ to -xDD uttew what :3 is >_< wike thee!- you tailor's xDD yawd, you ;;w;; sheath, you -:33 bowcase, you :3 viwe standing ^.^ tuck! -^.^ Pwince. Weww, bweathe uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to ^.^ it ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and when :3 thou -x3 hast ^.^ tiwed thyself in base UwU compawisons, hear me speak uWu but ÚwÚ this. -UwU Poins. Mark, uWu Jack. -^.^ Pwince. We two ^-^ saw you ;;w;; fouw xDD set uWu on :3 fouw, ÚwÚ and bound them ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe -;;w;; mastews >_> of theiw wealth. >_< Mawk :3 nyow how :3 a ;;w;; pwain xDD tawe uWu shaww >w< put you -down. ;;w;; Then >_> did ^-^ we two xDD set uWu on you ;;w;; fouw :3 and, with :3 a ;;w;; wowd, x3 outfac'd -you ^-^ fwom >_> youw prize, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have xDD it; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and can show ^.^ it you here -in OwO the >_< house. And, Falstaff, you xDD cawwied >_> youw ^-^ guts away as -^-^ nyimbwy, with as uWu quick xDD dextewity, ÚwÚ and xDD woaw'd uWu fow >w< mewcy, ÚwÚ and still -run ÚwÚ and uWu woaw'd, as >w< evew I heard uWu buwwcawf. What :3 a ^w^ swave art :3 thou -^-^ to UwU hack >w< thy >_< swowd as :3 thou x3 hast >_< donye, ÚwÚ and then uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was in -fight! What uWu twick, what OwO device, what >_> stawting hole ^w^ canst :3 thou :3 nyow -find >_< out ^-^ to hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this open ÚwÚ and apparent shame? -UwU Poins. ^w^ Come, wet's OwO heaw, uWu Jack. What xDD twick x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ nyow? -Fal. By OwO the :3 Wowd, I knew ye as ;;w;; weww as ^.^ he UwU that :3 made ^.^ ye. ÚwÚ Why, hear -you, my >w< mastews. >_> Was ^.^ it uWu fow me ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO the ÚwÚ heiw apparent? ;;w;; Shouwd -I xDD tuwn x3 upon OwO the OwO twue ^-^ pwince? ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou OwO knyowest I x3 am as ÚwÚ vawiant as -ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; uWu but UwU bewawe ÚwÚ instinct. The x3 wion uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch OwO the OwO twue -pwince. Instinct :3 is :3 a gweat OwO mattew. I ÚwÚ was :3 nyow :3 a cowawd uWu on -ÚwÚ instinct. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think OwO the better >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, ^.^ duwing my -^.^ wife- I uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ;;w;; wion, ÚwÚ and :3 thou uWu fow :3 a OwO twue pwince. But, uWu by -OwO the :3 Wowd, xDD wads, I x3 am ^.^ gwad you ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ monyey. UwU Hostess, cwap ^-^ to -OwO the doows. >w< Watch to-night, pray >w< to-mowwow. xDD Gawwants, xDD wads, uWu boys, -hearts >_> of ^.^ gowd, >w< aww OwO the titwes >_> of good OwO fewwowship come ^-^ to xDD you! ->_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be merry? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a xDD pway ÚwÚ extempowe? -^.^ Pwince. Content- ÚwÚ and OwO the awgument uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy x3 wunnying >_> away. -Fal. xDD Ah, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that, uWu Haw, OwO an :3 thou wuvst UwU me! - -x3 Entew ^.^ Hostess. - -OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, my lord OwO the Prince! -^.^ Pwince. OwO How nyow, my wady OwO the ;;w;; hostess? What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to x3 me? -OwO Host. x3 Mawwy, my lord, there :3 is :3 a nyobweman >_> of OwO the couwt at xDD doow -would speak with you. ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he comes ^-^ fwom >_> youw father. -^.^ Pwince. >w< Give him as >w< much as uWu wiww ^-^ make him :3 a :33 woyaw man, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send him -xDD back UwU again ^-^ to my mother. -Fal. What manner >_> of man :3 is x3 he? -OwO Host. An ^.^ owd xDD man. -Fal. What doth gwavity >_< out >_> of his bed at midnight? :33 Shaww I ^w^ give him -his OwO answew? -^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Pwithee uWu do, uWu Jack. -Fal. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ send him packing. -UwU Exit. -^.^ Pwince. Nyow, sirs. ^w^ By'w Lady, you xDD fought ^-^ faiw; OwO so >_> did you, x3 Peto; OwO so ->_> did you, uWu Bawdowph. You awe ^.^ wions UwU too, you ÚwÚ wan away x3 upon >_> instinct, -you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch OwO the OwO twue prince; OwO nyo- fie! -Bawd. OwO Faith, I ÚwÚ wan when I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ othews uWu wun. -^.^ Pwince. >_> Teww me :3 nyow in >_< eawnyest, how came Falstaff's >_< swowd OwO so -uWu hack'd? -UwU Peto. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he ;;w;; hack'd ^.^ it with his UwU daggew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ he would uWu sweaw ->w< twuth >_< out >_> of ^.^ Engwand uWu but ^.^ he would ^-^ make you believe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 donye in -fight, ÚwÚ and pewsuaded OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the like. -Bawd. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 tickwe ^-^ ouw xDD nyoses with speawgwass ^-^ to ^-^ make them -bweed, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to beswubbew ^-^ ouw garments with ^.^ it ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw ^.^ it -ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU bwood >_> of OwO twue ^-^ men. I >_> did UwU that I >_> did ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 seven yeaw -before- I >_< bwush'd ^-^ to hear his monstrous ;;w;; devices. -^.^ Pwince. :3 O viwwain! :3 thou stowest :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack >_> eighteen years >_< ago -ÚwÚ and ^w^ wewt :3 taken with OwO the mannyew, ÚwÚ and >w< evew >_< since :3 thou x3 hast >_< bwush'd -extempore. Thou xDD hadst x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >_< swowd uWu on >w< thy >w< side, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 thou -ran'st >_> away. What :33 instinct xDD hadst :3 thou uWu fow it? -Bawd. UwU My lord, ^-^ do you UwU see ^.^ these >_< meteows? Do you >w< behowd ^.^ these +Faw. uWu Dost xDD thou hear uWu me, OwO Haw? +UwU Pwince. Ay, ÚwÚ and mark uWu thee :3 too, >w< Jack. +Faw. Do >_> so, fow >w< it >_> is ^.^ wowth x3 the UwU wist'nying ;;w;; to. ;;w;; These >w< nyinye uWu in OwO buckwam +:3 that UwU I told uWu thee of- +UwU Pwince. So, >w< two ^.^ mowe >_< awweady. +Faw. ^-^ Theiw x3 points ^.^ being OwO bwoken- +UwU Poins. xDD Down UwU feww uWu theiw x3 hose. +Faw. :3 Began to UwU give ;;w;; me ^.^ gwound; >_> but UwU I fowwowed ;;w;; me cwose, ^-^ came x3 in, +:33 foot ÚwÚ and uWu hand, ÚwÚ and with :3 a xDD thought ÚwÚ seven of x3 the eleven UwU I paid. +UwU Pwince. x3 O UwU monstwous! Eweven OwO buckwam ;;w;; men grown x3 out of OwO two! +Faw. But, >_< as x3 the ^.^ deviw ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 it, >w< thwee misbegotten knyaves uWu in +Kendal green ^-^ came uWu at x3 my back ÚwÚ and wet UwU dwive uWu at OwO me; fow >w< it UwU was UwU so +>_> dawk, Hal, :3 that xDD thou ^w^ couwdst nyot >_> see >w< thy >w< hand. +UwU Pwince. ;;w;; These wies OwO awe ^.^ wike uWu theiw >w< fathew :3 that begets OwO them- gwoss >_< as +:3 a >w< mountain, open, pawpabwe. Why, xDD thou ÚwÚ cway-bwain'd guts, xDD thou +^-^ knyotty-pated x3 foow, xDD thou UwU whoweson ^w^ obscenye ^-^ gweasy uWu tawwow-catch- +Faw. What, awt xDD thou uWu mad? awt xDD thou uWu mad? Is nyot x3 the uWu twuth x3 the uWu twuth? +UwU Pwince. Why, >w< how ^w^ couwdst xDD thou ^.^ knyow these ;;w;; men uWu in Kendal green when +>w< it UwU was UwU so dark xDD thou ^w^ couwdst nyot >_> see >w< thy hand? ^.^ Come, tell >_> us x3 youw +reason. >_> What sayest xDD thou to :3 this? +UwU Poins. ^.^ Come, x3 youw weason, Jack, x3 youw reason. +Faw. What, ;;w;; upon compuwsion? Zounds, >w< an UwU I :3 wewe uWu at x3 the ^w^ stwappado ow +aww x3 the :33 wacks uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot tell xDD you on compulsion. +Give xDD you :3 a reason on compuwsion? ;;w;; If weasons :3 wewe >_< as :3 pwentifuw >_< as +blackberries, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU give nyo x3 man :3 a reason ;;w;; upon compulsion, ^.^ I. +UwU Pwince. I'll be nyo longer x3 guiwty, of ÚwÚ this sin; ÚwÚ this sanguine +xDD cowawd, ÚwÚ this bed-pwessew, ÚwÚ this uWu howseback-bweakew, ÚwÚ this >_> huge hill +of flesh- +Faw. ^-^ 'Sbwood, xDD you starveling, xDD you ^-^ ewf-skin, xDD you dwied +x3 nyeat's-tongue, xDD you >w< buww's ^w^ sizzwe, xDD you xDD stockfish- x3 O fow UwU bweath to +:33 uttew >_> what >_> is ^.^ wike thee!- xDD you :33 taiwow's yawd, xDD you ^.^ sheath, xDD you +bowcase, xDD you ^-^ viwe >_< standing >_< tuck! +UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, ;;w;; bweathe awhiwe, ÚwÚ and xDD then to >w< it again; ÚwÚ and when xDD thou +x3 hast ^w^ tiwed >w< thysewf uWu in UwU base comparisons, hear ;;w;; me speak >_> but UwU this. +UwU Poins. ;;w;; Mawk, >w< Jack. +UwU Pwince. We >w< two saw xDD you fouw uWu set on >w< fouw, ÚwÚ and bound them ÚwÚ and :3 wewe +>w< mastews of uWu theiw ;;w;; weawth. >_> Mawk nyow >w< how :3 a uWu pwain xDD tawe UwU shaww put xDD you +down. UwU Then uWu did ^.^ we >w< two uWu set on xDD you fouw x3 and, with :3 a word, outfac'd +xDD you from x3 youw :33 pwize, ÚwÚ and uWu have uWu it; >w< yea, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can x3 show >w< it xDD you OwO hewe +uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ house. ^.^ And, :33 Fawstaff, xDD you cawwied x3 youw :33 guts OwO away >_< as +UwU nyimbwy, with >_< as ^w^ quick ;;w;; dextewity, ÚwÚ and >w< woaw'd fow mercy, ÚwÚ and still +>w< wun ÚwÚ and roar'd, >_< as OwO evew UwU I heard bullcalf. >_> What :3 a ;;w;; swave awt xDD thou +to OwO hack >w< thy xDD swowd >_< as xDD thou x3 hast :33 donye, ÚwÚ and xDD then >_> say >w< it UwU was uWu in +^.^ fight! >_> What OwO twick, >_> what >_< device, >_> what :33 stawting x3 howe ;;w;; canst xDD thou nyow +find x3 out to hide uWu thee from ÚwÚ this open ÚwÚ and apparent shame? +UwU Poins. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's heaw, >w< Jack. >_> What twick x3 hast xDD thou ^.^ nyow? +Faw. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, UwU I UwU knyew OwO ye >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ he :3 that UwU made uWu ye. Why, hear +UwU you, x3 my ^w^ mastews. Was >w< it fow ;;w;; me to OwO kiww x3 the heir appawent? Should +UwU I turn ;;w;; upon x3 the true >w< pwince? Why, xDD thou knowest UwU I ^w^ am >_< as uWu vawiant >_< as +:33 Hewcuwes; >_> but UwU bewawe :3 instinct. uWu The wion xDD wiww nyot :33 touch x3 the true +pwince. Instinct >_> is :3 a great :3 mattew. UwU I UwU was nyow :3 a x3 cowawd on +:3 instinct. UwU I UwU shaww think x3 the xDD bettew of myself, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee, x3 duwing x3 my +life- UwU I fow :3 a uWu vawiant wion, ÚwÚ and xDD thou fow :3 a true pwince. But, ^.^ by +x3 the Wowd, >w< wads, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad xDD you uWu have x3 the money. Hostess, >_< cwap to +x3 the x3 doows. Watch OwO to-nyight, pray ÚwÚ to-mowwow. OwO Gawwants, >w< wads, boys, +heawts of ^.^ gowd, aww x3 the titles of ÚwÚ good fewwowship come to you! +What, UwU shaww ^.^ we be mewwy? Shall ^.^ we uWu have :3 a :33 pway extempore? +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Content- ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 awgument UwU shaww be >w< thy wunnying xDD away. +Faw. xDD Ah, nyo ^.^ mowe of :3 that, Hal, >w< an xDD thou wuvst me! + +Entew Hostess. + +Host. x3 O Jesu, x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >w< Pwince! +UwU Pwince. How now, x3 my uWu wady x3 the x3 hostess? >_> What say'st xDD thou to me? +Host. OwO Mawwy, x3 my uWu wowd, there >_> is :3 a nyobweman of x3 the court uWu at doow +^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. >w< He ;;w;; says ^.^ he x3 comes from x3 youw :33 fathew. +UwU Pwince. Give ^.^ him >_< as much >_< as xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him :3 a royal ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >_> send ^.^ him +back again to x3 my x3 mothew. +Faw. >_> What ^w^ mannyew of x3 man >_> is uWu he? +Host. ^-^ An ;;w;; owd man. +Faw. >_> What xDD doth >_< gwavity x3 out of :33 his x3 bed uWu at midnyight? Shall UwU I UwU give ^.^ him +:33 his answer? +UwU Pwince. UwU Pwithee UwU do, >w< Jack. +Faw. Faith, ÚwÚ and I'll >_> send ^.^ him ÚwÚ packing. +ÚwÚ Exit. +UwU Pwince. >_> Nyow, sirs. xDD By'w Lady, xDD you ÚwÚ fought fair; UwU so uWu did UwU you, ÚwÚ Peto; UwU so +uWu did UwU you, ^.^ Bawdowph. >_> You OwO awe wions :3 too, xDD you wan OwO away ;;w;; upon instinct, +xDD you xDD wiww nyot :33 touch x3 the true >_< pwince; xDD nyo- fie! +Bawd. Faith, UwU I wan when UwU I saw ;;w;; othews wun. +UwU Pwince. Teww ;;w;; me nyow uWu in earnest, >w< how ^-^ came Falstaff's xDD swowd UwU so +;;w;; hack'd? +^w^ Peto. Why, ^.^ he hack'd >w< it with :33 his x3 daggew, ÚwÚ and uWu said ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw +uWu twuth x3 out of England >_> but ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD you ^-^ bewieve >w< it UwU was donye uWu in +x3 fight, ÚwÚ and >w< pewsuaded >_> us to UwU do x3 the >_> wike. +Bawd. Yea, ÚwÚ and to tickwe UwU ouw :33 nyoses with speawgwass to >_< make them +bleed, ÚwÚ and xDD then to beslubber UwU ouw xDD gawments with >w< it ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw >w< it +UwU was x3 the :3 bwood of true ^.^ men. UwU I uWu did :3 that UwU I uWu did nyot ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ seven xDD yeaw +OwO befowe- UwU I blush'd to hear :33 his monstwous devices. +UwU Pwince. x3 O :33 viwwain! xDD thou OwO stowest :3 a >w< cup of ^-^ sack eighteen years ^w^ ago +ÚwÚ and OwO wewt :33 taken with x3 the manner, ÚwÚ and OwO evew xDD since xDD thou x3 hast blush'd +>_< extempowe. ^.^ Thou >w< hadst fire ÚwÚ and xDD swowd on >w< thy side, ÚwÚ and yet xDD thou +UwU wan'st xDD away. >_> What >w< instinct >w< hadst xDD thou fow :33 it? +Bawd. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU do xDD you >_> see these meteows? Do xDD you behowd these :33 exhawations? -^.^ Pwince. I do. -Bawd. What ÚwÚ think you uWu they portend? -^.^ Pwince. uWu Hot livers ÚwÚ and x3 cowd puwses. -Bawd. Choler, my lord, ^-^ if >w< wightwy taken. -^.^ Pwince. No, ^-^ if >w< wightwy >w< taken, >_> hawtew. - -x3 Entew :33 Fawstaff. - -;;w;; Hewe comes lean Jack; here comes bawe-bonye. OwO How nyow, my ^w^ sweet -;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of ÚwÚ bombast? OwO How wong :3 is't uWu ago, >w< Jack, >_< since :3 thou :33 sawest -UwU thinye >_> own OwO knyee? -Fal. UwU My >_> own OwO knyee? When I ÚwÚ was about >w< thy yeaws, uWu Haw, I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO an -eagle's tawent in OwO the xDD waist; I :33 couwd ^.^ have crept OwO into ^-^ any -uWu awdewman's :33 thumb-wing. OwO A pwague >_> of UwU sighing ÚwÚ and grief! ^w^ It uWu bwows :3 a -man OwO up >_< wike :3 a bladder. There's villanous UwU nyews abwoad. ;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was -Sir uWu John uWu Bwacy ^-^ fwom >_> youw father. You >w< must ^-^ to OwO the couwt in OwO the -x3 mownying. :33 That >_> same mad :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the :3 Nyowth, :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> of ->_< Wawes UwU that >_> gave :3 Amamon OwO the bastinado, ÚwÚ and :3 made >_< Wucifew ^w^ cuckowd, -ÚwÚ and :33 swowe OwO the ^w^ deviw his OwO twue liegeman x3 upon OwO the cross >_> of :3 a x3 Wewsh -hook- what :3 a pwague caww you OwO him? -UwU Poins. :33 O, Glendower. -Fal. >_< Owen, Owen- OwO the same; ÚwÚ and his xDD son-in-waw ^-^ Mowtimew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd -ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ and UwU that sprightly Scot >_> of :3 Scots, Douglas, UwU that -runs >w< a-howseback OwO up :3 a hiww pewpendicuwaw- -^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_< wides at UwU high ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ and with his ^w^ pistow kiwws :3 a -sparrow :3 fwying. -Fal. You ^.^ have :3 hit it. -^.^ Pwince. ^w^ So >_> did ^.^ he never OwO the sparrow. -Fal. Weww, UwU that >w< wascaw ;;w;; hath good >w< metaw in him; ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu wun. -^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a >w< wascaw art :3 thou then, ^-^ to UwU pwaise him OwO so uWu fow -running! -Fal. OwO A-howseback, ye ^w^ cuckoo! uWu but xDD afoot ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 budge :3 a foot. -^.^ Pwince. x3 Yes, >w< Jack, x3 upon ÚwÚ instinct. -Fal. I gwant >_< ye, x3 upon ÚwÚ instinct. Weww, ^.^ he :3 is there UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye -Mordake, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ thousand OwO bwuecaps more. ^w^ Wowcestew :3 is stow'n away -to-night; >w< thy >_< fathew's beard :3 is tuwn'd >_> white with OwO the news; you -^-^ may ^-^ buy ^.^ wand :3 nyow as UwU cheap as uWu stinking mack'wew. -^.^ Pwince. UwU Why then, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ wike, ^-^ if there come :3 a ^.^ hot x3 Junye, ÚwÚ and :3 this -civil ÚwÚ buffeting >_< howd, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ buy >_< maidenheads as uWu they ^-^ buy -^.^ hobnyaiws, uWu by OwO the hundreds. -Fal. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, >_> wad, :3 thou >_> sayest true; ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have -good trading UwU that way. But tell uWu me, uWu Haw, art ^.^ nyot :3 thou horrible -OwO afeawd? Thou being ÚwÚ heiw appawent, :33 couwd OwO the x3 wowwd OwO pick ÚwÚ thee >_< out -three such >_> enyemies UwU again as UwU that x3 fiend Douglas, UwU that spirit -:3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^w^ deviw ;;w;; Gwendowew? Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot howwibwy ^w^ afwaid? -^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU bwood thrill at it? -^.^ Pwince. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. I wack >w< some >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ instinct. -Fal. Weww, :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be howwibwy xDD chid to-morrow when :3 thou uWu comest ^-^ to ->w< thy father. >w< If :3 thou love fiwe, ;;w;; pwactise OwO an >w< answew. -^.^ Pwince. Do :3 thou ^.^ stand uWu fow my fathew ÚwÚ and OwO examinye me x3 upon OwO the -OwO pawticuwaws >_> of my wife. -Fal. :33 Shaww x3 I? xDD Content. :3 This chair uWu shaww >w< be my state, :3 this dagger my ->_< sceptwe, ÚwÚ and :3 this >_< cushion uWu my, ^w^ cwown. -^.^ Pwince. x3 Thy OwO state :3 is :3 taken uWu fow :3 a ^-^ join'd-stoow, >w< thy gowden OwO sceptwe -uWu fow :3 a :33 weaden UwU daggew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy pwecious rich :3 cwown uWu fow :3 a ^w^ pitifuw -uWu bawd ^w^ cwown. -Fal. Weww, OwO an OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of OwO gwace >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ quite >_< out >_> of ^.^ thee, :3 nyow ^-^ shawt -:3 thou >w< be ÚwÚ muvd. >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack ^-^ to ^-^ make my eyes ÚwÚ wook red, -UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ thought I ^.^ have ^-^ wept; uWu fow I >w< must speak in :3 passion, -ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^.^ it in UwU King Cambyses' vein. -^.^ Pwince. Weww, here :3 is my leg. -Fal. And here :3 is my xDD speech. Stand :33 aside, nyobiwity. -OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, :3 this :3 is excellent sport, >w< i' faith! -Fal. UwU Weep ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ sweet queen, uWu fow trickling ;;w;; teaws awe vain. -OwO Host. :33 O, OwO the Father, how ^.^ he howds his countenance! -Fal. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, x3 wowds, convey my x3 twistfuw queen! ->_< Fow ;;w;; teaws ^-^ do xDD stop OwO the fwoodgates >_> of xDD hew OwO eyes. -OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, ^.^ he doth ^.^ it as >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these :33 hawwotwy ;;w;; pwayews as ->w< evew I >w< see! -Fal. Peace, good :3 pintpot. Peace, good tickle-brain.- ÚwÚ Hawwy, I ^-^ do -^.^ nyot only x3 mawvew xDD whewe :3 thou >w< spendest >w< thy UwU time, uWu but ÚwÚ awso how :3 thou -art :33 accompanyied. >_< Fow >w< though OwO the camomiwe, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it :3 is :33 twodden -OwO on, OwO the ^-^ fastew ^.^ it gwows, ÚwÚ yet youth, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it :3 is wasted, OwO the -sooner ^.^ it weaws. :33 That :3 thou art my :3 son I ^.^ have pawtwy >w< thy >_> mothew's -;;w;; wowd, pawtwy my >_> own ^-^ opinyion, uWu but chiefwy :3 a villanous xDD twick >_> of -UwU thinye eye ÚwÚ and :3 a foowish :33 hanging >_> of >w< thy nether x3 wip UwU that doth -;;w;; wawwant >_> me. >w< If then :3 thou >w< be :3 son ^-^ to uWu me, here :3 wies OwO the >w< point: >_> why, -being :3 son ^-^ to uWu me, art :3 thou OwO so pointed xDD at? :33 Shaww OwO the bwessed >_< sun >_> of ->w< heaven ^w^ pwuv :3 a micher ÚwÚ and xDD eat bwackbewwies? OwO A xDD question ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be -ÚwÚ ask'd. :33 Shaww OwO the :3 son >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^w^ pwuv :3 a ^w^ thief ÚwÚ and UwU take >_< puwses? OwO A -xDD question ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ ask'd. Thewe :3 is :3 a :33 thing, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast ->_< often heard :33 of, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is OwO knyown ^-^ to many in ^-^ ouw ^.^ wand uWu by OwO the name ->_> of uWu pitch. :3 This >_> pitch, as ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ wwitews ^-^ do report, doth defile; -OwO so doth OwO the >_> company :3 thou ;;w;; keepest. >_< Fow, ÚwÚ Hawwy, :3 nyow I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot speak -^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in x3 dwink, uWu but in teaws; ^.^ nyot in pweasuwe, uWu but in passion; -^.^ nyot in uWu wowds only, uWu but in ^.^ woes ^.^ awso: ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet there :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous -man xDD whom I ^.^ have >_< often nyoted in >w< thy ^.^ company, uWu but I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot his ->w< nyame. -^.^ Pwince. What manner >_> of man, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw Majesty? -Fal. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy powtwy man, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO cowpuwent; >_> of :3 a cheerful -look, :3 a >w< pweasing eye, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe :33 cawwiage; :3 and, as I xDD think, -his :3 age >w< some >w< fifty, ;;w;; ow, uWu by'w Lady, incwinying ^-^ to threescore; ÚwÚ and -:3 nyow I wemembew uWu me, his name :3 is :33 Fawstaff. >w< If UwU that man shouwd >w< be -lewdly, uWu given, ^.^ he ^w^ deceiveth me; for, ÚwÚ Hawwy, I UwU see :3 viwtue in his -OwO wooks. >w< If then OwO the twee ^-^ may >w< be OwO knyown uWu by OwO the OwO fwuit, as OwO the fwuit -uWu by OwO the xDD twee, then, ;;w;; pewemptowiwy I speak it, there :3 is :3 viwtue in -UwU that :33 Fawstaff. :3 Him ^-^ keep OwO with, OwO the west banish. And tell me nyow, -:3 thou ^-^ nyaughty ÚwÚ vawwet, tell me xDD whewe x3 hast :3 thou >_< been :3 this uWu month? -^.^ Pwince. Dost :3 thou speak >_< wike :3 a king? Do :3 thou ^.^ stand uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll -xDD pway my father. -Fal. ^-^ Depose x3 me? >w< If :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ it half OwO so uWu gwavewy, OwO so >_< majesticawwy, -uWu both in >_> wowd ÚwÚ and matter, >_> hang me OwO up uWu by OwO the ^.^ heews uWu fow :3 a -wabbit-suckew ^w^ ow :3 a poulter's OwO hawe. -^.^ Pwince. Weww, here I x3 am set. -Fal. And here I :3 stand. uWu Judge, my >w< mastews. -^.^ Pwince. Nyow, ÚwÚ Hawwy, :3 whence come you? -Fal. UwU My x3 nyobwe lord, ^-^ fwom Eastcheap. -^.^ Pwince. The x3 compwaints I hear >_> of ÚwÚ thee awe ^.^ gwievous. -Fal. uWu 'Sbwood, my lord, uWu they awe :33 fawse! ;;w;; Nyay, I'll :33 tickwe ye uWu fow :3 a -x3 young ^w^ pwince, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. -^.^ Pwince. uWu Sweawest thou, ungwacious x3 boy? :33 Hencefowth :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> me. -Thou art viowentwy xDD cawwied away ^-^ fwom >_< gwace. Thewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw ->w< haunts ÚwÚ thee in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd UwU fat >w< man; :3 a ^.^ tun >_> of man :3 is ->w< thy companion. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; convewse with UwU that twunk >_> of humours, -UwU that bolting UwU hutch >_> of beastliness, UwU that xDD swoww'n uWu pawcew >_> of -uWu dwopsies, UwU that huge >_> bombawd >_> of :3 sack, UwU that ^w^ stuff'd cloakbag >_> of -ÚwÚ guts, UwU that OwO woasted :3 Mannyingtwee >_> ox with OwO the ^.^ pudding in his :33 bewwy, -UwU that OwO wevewend ;;w;; vice, UwU that :3 gwey iniquity, UwU that fathew ruffian, UwU that -vanyity in OwO yeaws? OwO Whewein :3 is ^.^ he uWu good, uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste sack ÚwÚ and dwink -it? wherein nyeat ÚwÚ and >w< cweanwy, uWu but ^-^ to cawve :3 a :3 capon ÚwÚ and xDD eat it? -wherein ^.^ cunnying, uWu but in cwaft? wherein >_> cwafty, uWu but in viwwany? -wherein villanous, uWu but in >w< aww things? wherein x3 wowthy, uWu but in -:3 nyothing? -Fal. I would >_> youw OwO Gwace would UwU take me with you. x3 Whom :3 means >_> youw -:33 Gwace? -^.^ Pwince. :33 That villanous abominable misleader >_> of youth, Falstaff, -UwU that ^.^ owd white-bearded ^w^ Satan. -Fal. UwU My lord, OwO the man I know. -^.^ Pwince. I xDD knyow :3 thou OwO dost. -Fal. But ^-^ to uWu say I xDD knyow ^-^ mowe harm in him than in ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to uWu say -^-^ mowe than I know. :33 That ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ owd x3 (the ^-^ mowe OwO the x3 pity) his >_> white -^w^ haiws ^-^ do witness xDD it; uWu but UwU that ^.^ he :3 is >_< (saving >_> youw wevewence) :3 a ->_> whowemastew, UwU that I >_> uttewwy deny. >w< If sack ÚwÚ and sugar >w< be :3 a UwU fauwt, -:3 God ^w^ hewp OwO the uWu wicked! >w< If ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy >w< be :3 a uWu sin, then many -OwO an ^.^ owd host UwU that I xDD knyow :3 is >_> damn'd. >w< If ^-^ to >w< be UwU fat >w< be ^-^ to >w< be xDD hated, -then Phawaoh's lean kinye awe ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ wuvd. No, my good :33 wowd. -Banish >_> Peto, ^w^ banyish Bardolph, ^w^ banyish :33 Poins; uWu but uWu fow ^w^ sweet x3 Jack -Falstaff, >w< kind x3 Jack Falstaff, OwO twue x3 Jack Falstaff, ÚwÚ vawiant x3 Jack -Falstaff, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ vawiant being, as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^.^ owd x3 Jack -Falstaff, ^w^ banyish ^.^ nyot him >w< thy OwO Hawwy's ^.^ company, ^w^ banyish ^.^ nyot him >w< thy -OwO Hawwy's :33 company. Banish plump >w< Jack, ÚwÚ and ^w^ banyish >w< aww OwO the world! -^.^ Pwince. I uWu do, I uWu wiww. ;;w;; [A OwO knyocking ÚwÚ heawd.] -[Exeunt UwU Hostess, :33 Fwancis, ÚwÚ and Bardolph.] - -x3 Entew Bardolph, ^.^ wunnying. - -Bawd. :33 O, my lord, my wowd! OwO the xDD shewiff with :3 a UwU most monstrous watch -:3 is at OwO the ^w^ doow. -Fal. :33 Out, ye wogue! ;;w;; Pway >_< out OwO the play. I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to uWu say in OwO the -behawf >_> of UwU that :33 Fawstaff. - -x3 Entew OwO the ^.^ Hostess. - -OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, my lord, my wowd! -^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Heigh, ^.^ heigh, OwO the ^w^ deviw >_< wides x3 upon :3 a fiddwestick! -What's OwO the matter? -OwO Host. The xDD shewiff ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the watch awe at OwO the ^w^ doow. ^.^ They awe come -^-^ to >_> seawch OwO the >_< house. :33 Shaww I let them OwO in? -Fal. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, xDD Haw? uWu Nyevew caww :3 a OwO twue piece >_> of gold :3 a -counterfeit. Thou art essentially mad ^-^ without seeming ÚwÚ so. -^.^ Pwince. And :3 thou :3 a :3 nyatuwaw cowawd ^-^ without ÚwÚ instinct. -Fal. I deny >_> youw xDD majow. >w< If you uWu wiww deny OwO the >_< shewiff, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, -let him >_> entew. >w< If I ÚwÚ become ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO cawt as ;;w;; weww as another man, :3 a -pwague uWu on my ÚwÚ bwinging up! I >w< hope I uWu shaww as >_> soon >w< be stwangwed -with :3 a ^-^ hawtew as >_> anyothew. -^.^ Pwince. uWu Go hide ÚwÚ thee >_> behind OwO the ^-^ awwas. The west ^-^ wawk, OwO up above. -Nyow, my masters, uWu fow :3 a OwO twue ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and good >_< conscience. -Fal. Both ;;w;; which I ^.^ have >w< had; uWu but theiw ^-^ date :3 is out, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe -I'll hide >_> me. UwU Exit. -^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Caww in OwO the shewiff. -[Exeunt Manent OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Peto.] - -x3 Entew OwO Shewiff ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ Cawwiew. - -Nyow, ^-^ Mastew uWu Shewiff, what :3 is >_> youw uWu wiww with x3 me? -Shew. First, pawdon uWu me, my :33 wowd. OwO A hue ÚwÚ and x3 cwy -;;w;; Hath ^-^ fowwowed ÚwÚ cewtain x3 men x3 unto :3 this >_< house. -^.^ Pwince. What ^.^ men? -Shew. >_< Onye >_> of them :3 is ;;w;; weww ;;w;; knyown, my >_< gwacious wowd- -OwO A :3 gwoss UwU fat xDD man. -^w^ Cawwiew. UwU As UwU fat as >_> buttew. -^.^ Pwince. The man, I ^-^ do assuwe you, :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, ->_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf at :3 this UwU time ^.^ have empwoy'd >_> him. -And, >_< shewiff, I uWu wiww uWu engage my >_> wowd ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee -:33 That I uWu wiww uWu by to-morrow ;;w;; dinnyew UwU time ->_> Send him ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow ^-^ any man, ->_< Fow ^w^ anything ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be OwO chawg'd withal; -And OwO so let me entweat you xDD weave OwO the >_< house. -Shew. I wiww, my :33 wowd. Thewe awe two gentlemen ->_< Have in :3 this robbery lost three ^-^ hundwed marks. -^.^ Pwince. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ so. >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ have ;;w;; wobb'd ^.^ these ^-^ men, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ answewabwe; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. -Shew. Good night, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. -^.^ Pwince. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is good ^.^ mowwow, :3 is ^.^ it not? -Shew. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be two >w< o'cwock. -Exit [with >_< Cawwiew]. -^.^ Pwince. :3 This OwO oiwy >w< wascaw :3 is OwO knyown as ;;w;; weww as Pauw's. uWu Go caww him -fowth. -UwU Peto. Falstaff! ÚwÚ Fast asweep >_> behind OwO the OwO awwas, ÚwÚ and snorting >_< wike :3 a -ÚwÚ howse. -^.^ Pwince. UwU Hawk how ^-^ hawd ^.^ he fetches ^.^ bweath. ^-^ Seawch his xDD pockets. -ÚwÚ He ^.^ seawcheth his ;;w;; pockets ÚwÚ and xDD findeth ÚwÚ cewtain papews. -What x3 hast :3 thou uWu found? -UwU Peto. Nyothing uWu but :3 papews, my :33 wowd. -^.^ Pwince. Let's UwU see whit uWu they UwU be. x3 Wead ^.^ them. - -UwU Peto. [weads] UwU 'Item. OwO A uWu capon. . . . . . . . . . . . . :33 ii s. :33 ii ^w^ d. -;;w;; Item, Sauce. . . . . . . . . . . . . . >w< iiii ^w^ d. -;;w;; Item, OwO Sack two gawwons . . . . . . . . uWu v s. :3 viii ^w^ d. -;;w;; Item, ^w^ Anchovies ÚwÚ and sack aftew >_< suppew. :33 ii s. vi ^w^ d. -;;w;; Item, :33 Bwead. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ob.' - -^.^ Pwince. :3 O monstrous! uWu but ^-^ onye ^w^ hawfpennywowth >_> of xDD bwead ^-^ to :3 this -intolerable ^-^ deaw >_> of :3 sack! What there :3 is ewse, ^-^ keep ^-^ cwose; ^w^ we'ww -;;w;; wead ^.^ it at ^-^ mowe UwU advantage. Thewe let him ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ tiww day. I'll ^-^ to -OwO the couwt in OwO the xDD mownying . We >w< must >w< aww ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; waws. ÚwÚ and >w< thy place -uWu shaww >w< be honourable. I'll procure :3 this UwU fat wogue :3 a chawge >_> of -^-^ foot; ÚwÚ and I >w< knyow, his death uWu wiww >w< be :3 a mawch >_> of twewve score. The -money uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid xDD back UwU again with UwU advantage. Be with me uWu betimes -in OwO the morning, ÚwÚ and OwO so good ^.^ mowwow, UwU Peto. -UwU Peto. Good ^.^ mowwow, good my :33 wowd. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. -Bangow. The Awchdeacon's >_< house. - -x3 Entew xDD Hotspuw, >_> Wowcestew, Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, x3 Owen Glendower. - -^w^ Mowt. ^.^ These ^w^ pwomises awe :33 faiw, OwO the ^-^ pawties ;;w;; suwe, -And ^-^ ouw xDD induction :33 fuww >_> of pwospewous :33 hope. -^w^ Hot. Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, ÚwÚ and cousin ÚwÚ Gwendowew, -uWu Wiww you ^-^ sit :33 down? -And uncwe x3 Wowcestew. OwO A pwague x3 upon ^.^ it! -I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot OwO the x3 map. -Gwend. No, here ^.^ it is. ->w< Sit, cousin Pewcy; >_> sit, good cousin xDD Hotspuw, ->_< Fow uWu by UwU that name as ^w^ oft as :3 Wancastew -^-^ Doth speak >_> of you, his ^-^ cheek looks pawe, ÚwÚ and with -OwO A x3 wising sigh ^.^ he OwO wisheth you in >_< heaven. -^w^ Hot. And you in >_< heww, as ^w^ oft as ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws -x3 Owen Glendower xDD spoke >_> of. -Gwend. I cannyot blame >_> him. ^.^ At my ^.^ nyativity -The xDD fwont >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ was :33 fuww >_> of :33 fiewy >_> shapes -x3 Of burning >_< cwessets, ÚwÚ and at my biwth -The fwame ÚwÚ and huge foundation >_> of OwO the :3 eawth -^-^ Shak'd >_< wike :3 a uWu cowawd. -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ^.^ it would ^.^ have x3 donye at OwO the >_> same UwU season, ^-^ if >_> youw ->_> mothew's ÚwÚ cat xDD had uWu but ;;w;; kitten'd, >w< though yourself xDD had never >_< been -uWu bown. -Gwend. I uWu say OwO the :3 eawth >_> did >_< shake when I ÚwÚ was uWu bown. -^w^ Hot. And I uWu say OwO the :3 eawth ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_> of my UwU mind, ->w< If you suppose as feawing you ^.^ it >w< shook. -Gwend. The uWu heavens ;;w;; wewe >w< aww uWu on fire, OwO the :3 eawth >_> did twembwe. -^w^ Hot. :33 O, then OwO the :3 eawth shook ^-^ to UwU see OwO the uWu heavens uWu on fire, -And ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; feaw >_> of >_> youw nyativity. -xDD Diseased ^-^ nyatuwe :33 oftentimes bweaks :3 fowth -UwU In ÚwÚ stwange eruptions; ^w^ oft OwO the ÚwÚ teeming :3 eawth -^-^ Is with :3 a >w< kind >_> of colic ^.^ pinch'd ÚwÚ and :33 vex'd -By OwO the imprisoning >_> of xDD unwuwy ^.^ wind -xDD Within xDD hew uWu womb, which, uWu fow enwawgement striving, -:33 Shakes OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ bewdame :3 eawth ÚwÚ and ^-^ toppwes ;;w;; down -^.^ Steepwes ÚwÚ and UwU mossgwown ^.^ towews. ^.^ At >_> youw biwth -Our gwandam :3 eawth, having :3 this xDD distemp'watuwe, -UwU In passion >w< shook. -Gwend. uWu Cousin, >_> of many x3 men -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ these x3 cwossings. >w< Give me xDD weave -ÚwÚ To tell you UwU once UwU again UwU that at my biwth -The xDD fwont >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ was :33 fuww >_> of :33 fiewy shapes, -The ^.^ goats ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mountains, ÚwÚ and OwO the herds -Were stwangewy >_< cwamowous ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ fwighted ^.^ fiewds. -^.^ These signs ^.^ have OwO mawk'd me UwU extwaowdinyawy, -And >w< aww OwO the courses >_> of my life ^-^ do show -I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the roll >_> of ^w^ common ^-^ men. -:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he living, clipp'd in with OwO the ÚwÚ sea -:33 That >_> chides OwO the ;;w;; banks >_> of >_> Engwand, Scotland, xDD Wawes, -^w^ Which calls me pupiw ^w^ ow ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wead ^-^ to x3 me? -And bwing him >_< out UwU that :3 is uWu but :3 woman's :3 son -^w^ Can trace me in OwO the >w< tedious ^-^ ways >_> of art -And howd me pace in ^-^ deep :3 expewiments. -^w^ Hot. I ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's nyo man ^-^ speaks better Welsh. I'll ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. -^w^ Mowt. Peace, cousin Pewcy; you uWu wiww ^-^ make him ^w^ mad. -Gwend. I can caww uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom OwO the vasty deep. -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so can OwO I, ^w^ ow OwO so can ^-^ any >w< man; -But uWu wiww uWu they come when you ^-^ do caww uWu fow >w< them? -Gwend. ÚwÚ Why, I can teach you, uWu cousin, ^-^ to xDD command OwO the ^w^ deviw. -^w^ Hot. And I can teach ^.^ thee, *shuffles closer* coz, ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame OwO the deviw- -By x3 tewwing :33 twuth. >_> Teww >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame OwO the ^w^ deviw. ->w< If :3 thou ^.^ have power ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise ^w^ him, bwing him hithew, -And I'll >w< be sworn I ^.^ have power ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame him ^-^ hence. -:33 O, >_< whiwe you live, tell >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame OwO the deviw! -^w^ Mowt. ^w^ Come, xDD come, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this unprofitable UwU chat. -Gwend. >_< Thwee xDD times ;;w;; hath ^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke :3 made head -uWu Against my powew; ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; banks >_> of x3 Wye -And :33 sandy-bottom'd ^.^ Sevewn ^.^ have I x3 sent him -:33 Bootwess UwU home ÚwÚ and weathew-beaten ^-^ back. -^w^ Hot. :3 Home ^-^ without >_< boots, ÚwÚ and in ;;w;; fouw weather too? -OwO How ^.^ scapes ^.^ he ÚwÚ agues, in OwO the devil's name -Gwend. ^w^ Come, >w< hewe's OwO the x3 map. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >_> divide ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight ->_> Accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw threefold owdew ÚwÚ ta'en? -^w^ Mowt. The Awchdeacon ;;w;; hath ;;w;; divided ^.^ it -x3 Into three xDD wimits vewy uWu equawwy. ->_> Engwand, ^-^ fwom ^w^ Twent ÚwÚ and ^.^ Sevewn OwO hithewto, -By ^-^ south ÚwÚ and ^w^ east :3 is ^-^ to my part ^w^ assign'd; -^-^ Aww westward, >_< Wawes uWu beyond OwO the ^.^ Sevewn shore, -And >w< aww OwO the :33 fewtiwe ^.^ wand within UwU that UwU bound, -ÚwÚ To x3 Owen Gwendowew; :3 and, dear *shuffles closer* coz, ^-^ to you -The ^-^ wemnyant nyowthwawd lying x3 off ^-^ fwom Trent. -And ^-^ ouw indentuwes tripartite awe ;;w;; dwawn; -^w^ Which being ;;w;; seawed :3 intewchangeabwy ->_> (A ^-^ businyess UwU that :3 this night ^-^ may ;;w;; execute), -:3 To-mowwow, cousin :3 Pewcy, you ÚwÚ and I -And my good Wowd >_> of ^w^ Wowcestew uWu wiww xDD set :3 fowth -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Scottish xDD bowew, -UwU As :3 is appointed >w< us, at >w< Shwewsbuwy. -UwU My fathew Glendower :3 is ^.^ nyot ready >_> yet, -Nyow uWu shaww ^-^ we :3 nyeed his ^w^ hewp ^.^ these fouwteen ^.^ days. -uWu [To ÚwÚ Gwend.] xDD Within UwU that space you ^-^ may ^.^ have :33 dwawn >_> togethew -Your ^-^ tenyants, fwiends, ÚwÚ and neighbouring >_< gentwemen. -Gwend. OwO A shorter UwU time uWu shaww ^-^ send me ^-^ to you, lords; -And in my OwO conduct uWu shaww >_> youw ;;w;; wadies xDD come, -From xDD whom you :3 nyow >w< must >_< steaw ÚwÚ and UwU take nyo leave, ->_< Fow there uWu wiww >w< be :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of >w< watew shed -:3 Upon OwO the pawting >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and you. -^w^ Hot. x3 Methinks my moiety, >_< nyowth ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Buwton ;;w;; hewe, -UwU In xDD quantity >w< equaws ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ youws. -^w^ See how :3 this >_> wivew comes me cranking in -And ^w^ cuts me ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 best >_> of >w< aww my ^.^ wand -OwO A huge ;;w;; hawf-moon, :3 a monstrous UwU cantwe >_< out. -I'll ^.^ have OwO the cuwwent i-iww :3 this place >_< damm'd uWu up, -And here OwO the smug ÚwÚ and swivew ^w^ Twent uWu shaww run -UwU In :3 a OwO nyew channel fair ÚwÚ and ;;w;; evenwy. -^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ wind with such :3 a ^-^ deep indent -ÚwÚ To x3 wob me >_> of OwO so rich :3 a xDD bottom here. -Gwend. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ wind? ^w^ It ^-^ shaww, ^.^ it must! You UwU see ^.^ it uWu doth. -^w^ Mowt. xDD Yea, uWu but ->_< Mawk how ^.^ he uWu beaws his ^.^ couwse, ÚwÚ and runs me OwO up -x3 With >_< wike ^w^ advantage uWu on OwO the uWu othew >w< side, -Gewding OwO the >_< opposed ÚwÚ continyent as >w< much -UwU As uWu on OwO the uWu othew >_> side ^.^ it ^-^ takes ^-^ fwom you. -Wow. xDD Yea, uWu but :3 a wittwe chawge uWu wiww twench him here -And uWu on :3 this >_< nyowth >_> side ^.^ win :3 this cape >_> of >w< wand; -And then ^.^ he runs straight ÚwÚ and even. -^w^ Hot. I'll ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. OwO A wittwe chawge uWu wiww ^-^ do it. -Gwend. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it alt'red. -^w^ Hot. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot you? -Gwend. No, :3 nyow you uWu shaww not. -^w^ Hot. OwO Who uWu shaww uWu say me x3 nyay? -Gwend. No, UwU that uWu wiww :3 I. -^w^ Hot. >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot undewstand you then; speak ^.^ it in Welsh. -Gwend. I can speak Engwish, lord, as ;;w;; weww as OwO you; ->_< Fow I ÚwÚ was >w< twain'd OwO up in OwO the Engwish couwt, -Whewe, being uWu but young, I framed ^-^ to OwO the harp ->_> Many OwO an Engwish ditty UwU wuvwy well, -And >_> gave OwO the :33 tongue :3 a UwU hewpfuw ownyament- -OwO A :3 viwtue UwU that ÚwÚ was never uWu seen in you. -^w^ Hot. x3 Mawwy, -And I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of ^.^ it with >w< aww my >_< heawt! -I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a >_> kitten ÚwÚ and x3 cwy mew ->w< Than ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these >_> same >_> metwe :3 bawwet-mongews. -I xDD had wathew hear :3 a brazen canstick tuwn'd -Ow :3 a OwO dwy ^w^ wheew grate uWu on OwO the axletree, -And UwU that would xDD set my UwU teeth nyothing uWu on >_> edge, -Nyothing OwO so >w< much as OwO mincing x3 poetwy. -^.^ 'Tis >_< wike OwO the fowc'd ^-^ gait >_> of :3 a :3 shuffwing nyag, -Gwend. ^w^ Come, you uWu shaww ^.^ have ^w^ Twent x3 tuwn'd. -^w^ Hot. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawe. I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thwice OwO so >w< much ^.^ wand -ÚwÚ To ^-^ any uWu weww-desewving :3 fwiend; -But in OwO the uWu way >_> of :3 bawgain, mark ye uWu me, -I'll ^-^ caviw uWu on OwO the nyinth part >_> of :3 a >_< haiw -uWu Awe OwO the indentuwes dwawn? :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be gonye? -Gwend. The ^-^ moon uWu shinyes ^-^ faiw; you ^-^ may away uWu by ^-^ nyight. -I'll haste OwO the uWu wwitew, ÚwÚ and withaw -:33 Bweak with >_> youw ;;w;; wives >_> of >_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe ^-^ hence. -I x3 am ^w^ afwaid my daughter uWu wiww run >_< mad, -^w^ So >w< much ^.^ she uWu doteth uWu on xDD hew >w< Mowtimew. UwU Exit. -^w^ Mowt. :33 Fie, cousin Percy! how you cross my ^-^ fathew! -^w^ Hot. I cannyot uWu choose. >_< Sometimes ^.^ he xDD angews me -x3 With x3 tewwing me >_> of OwO the x3 mowdwawp ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ant, -x3 Of OwO the dreamer ^-^ Mewwin ÚwÚ and his >w< pwophecies, -And >_> of :3 a >_< dwagon ÚwÚ and :3 a finwess uWu fish, -OwO A clip-wing'd ^.^ gwiffin ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> mouwten :3 waven, -OwO A ^-^ couching x3 wion ÚwÚ and :3 a wamping ^w^ cat, -And such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of skimble-skamble stuff -UwU As ^-^ puts me ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; faith. I tell you ^.^ what- -ÚwÚ He held me last night at :33 weast :33 nyinye ^w^ houws -UwU In >_< weckonying OwO up OwO the uWu sevewaw ;;w;; deviws' >_< nyames -:33 That ;;w;; wewe his lackeys. I :3 cwied :3 'hum,' ÚwÚ and 'Weww, >w< go to!' -But OwO mawk'd him ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is as >w< tedious -UwU As :3 a ^.^ tiwed OwO howse, :3 a >_> waiwing ^-^ wife; -UwU Wowse than :3 a :33 smoky >_< house. I xDD had wathew live -x3 With :3 cheese ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gawwic in :3 a >_< windmiww :3 faw ->w< Than :33 feed uWu on ÚwÚ cates ÚwÚ and ^.^ have him talk ^-^ to me -UwU In ^-^ any uWu summew house in >_< Chwistendom). -^w^ Mowt. UwU In :33 faith, ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< wowthy ;;w;; gentweman, -Exceedingwy ;;w;; weww ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and :33 pwofited -UwU In ÚwÚ stwange concealments, ÚwÚ vawiant as :3 a ;;w;; wion, -And :3 wondwous affabwe, ÚwÚ and as bountiful -UwU As xDD minyes >_> of :3 India. :33 Shaww I tell you, ^-^ cousin? -ÚwÚ He howds >_> youw uWu tempew in :3 a UwU high >_< wespect -And curbs ^-^ himsewf x3 even >_> of his :3 nyatuwaw >_> scope -When you come :3 'cwoss his OwO humouw. OwO Faith, ^.^ he >w< does. -I ;;w;; wawwant you UwU that man :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 awive -OwO Might OwO so ^.^ have OwO tempted him as you ^.^ have x3 donye -Without OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of danger ÚwÚ and wepwoof. -But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use ^.^ it oft, let me entweat you. -Wow. UwU In :33 faith, my lord, you awe xDD too >_< wiwfuw-bwame, -And >_< since >_> youw UwU coming UwU hithew ^.^ have x3 donye enough -ÚwÚ To >w< put him ^-^ quite >w< besides his uWu patience. -You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds learn, lord, ^-^ to amend :3 this fault. -^-^ Though ^.^ sometimes ^.^ it show >_< gweatnyess, :3 couwage, blood- -And that's OwO the ;;w;; deawest OwO gwace ^.^ it OwO wendews :3 you- ->_> Yet :33 oftentimes ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ pwesent harsh wage, -uWu Defect >_> of xDD mannyews, UwU want >_> of ;;w;; guvwnment, -Pwide, uWu haughtinyess, ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and disdain; -The :33 weast >_> of ;;w;; which haunting :3 a nyobweman -uWu Woseth xDD men's hearts, ÚwÚ and leaves >_> behind :3 a :33 stain -:3 Upon OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >w< aww pawts ÚwÚ besides, -Beguiwing them >_> of ^.^ commendation. -^w^ Hot. Weww, I x3 am x3 schoow'd. Good ^-^ mannyews >w< be >_> youw speed! -;;w;; Hewe come ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and let OwO us UwU take ^-^ ouw weave. - -x3 Entew Glendower with OwO the Ladies. - -^w^ Mowt. :3 This :3 is OwO the >_> deadwy ^-^ spite UwU that xDD angews :3 me- -UwU My UwU wife can speak nyo Engwish, I nyo Welsh. -Gwend. UwU My daughter ;;w;; weeps; ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part with OwO you; ->w< She'ww >w< be :3 a sowdiew UwU too, she'll ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; waws. -^w^ Mowt. Good fathew, tell xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ and my :33 aunt ;;w;; Pewcy -:33 Shaww follow in >_> youw OwO conduct >_> speediwy. -Glendower ^-^ speaks ^-^ to xDD hew in Welsh, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^-^ answews -him in OwO the OwO same. -Gwend. She :3 is desperate here. OwO A peevish UwU sewf-wiww'd x3 hawwotwy, ->_< Onye UwU that nyo >_< pewsuasion can ^-^ do good upon. -The OwO Wady ^-^ speaks in Welsh. -^w^ Mowt. I undewstand >w< thy OwO wooks. :33 That pwetty x3 Wewsh -^w^ Which :3 thou pourest ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom ^.^ these ;;w;; swewwing uWu heavens -I x3 am xDD too pewfect in; :3 and, uWu but uWu fow shame, -UwU In such :3 a Barley shouwd I ÚwÚ answew thee. -The OwO Wady UwU again in Welsh. -I undewstand >w< thy >_< kisses, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ÚwÚ minye, -And that's :3 a feeling xDD disputation. -But I uWu wiww never >w< be :3 a truant, love, -;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have weawnt >w< thy ÚwÚ wanguage: uWu fow >w< thy :33 tongue -:3 Makes x3 Wewsh as ^w^ sweet as ^w^ ditties highly :33 penn'd, -x3 Sung uWu by :3 a fair queen in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's bow'w, -x3 With >_< wavishing >_< division, ^-^ to xDD hew wute. -Gwend. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you mewt, then uWu wiww ^.^ she run ^w^ mad. -The OwO Wady ^-^ speaks UwU again in Welsh. -^w^ Mowt. :33 O, I x3 am xDD ignyowance itsewf in x3 this! -Gwend. She >_< bids you uWu on OwO the >_< wanton wushes uWu way you ;;w;; down -And west >_> youw gentwe head x3 upon xDD hew >w< wap, -And ^.^ she uWu wiww sing OwO the ^.^ song UwU that ^w^ pweaseth you -And uWu on >_> youw :33 eyewids :3 cwown OwO the god >_> of >w< sweep, -^-^ Chawming >_> youw UwU bwood with >w< pweasing >w< heavinyess, -:33 Making such >_> diffewence :33 'twixt :3 wake ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep -UwU As :3 is OwO the >_> diffewence ;;w;; betwixt :3 day ÚwÚ and night -The hour before OwO the :3 heavenwy-hawnyess'd team -^.^ Begins his gowden ^-^ pwogwess in OwO the East. -^w^ Mowt. x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt I'll ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and hear xDD hew uWu sing. -By UwU that UwU time uWu wiww ^-^ ouw book, I xDD think, >w< be :33 dwawn. -Gwend. Do so, -And x3 those xDD musicians UwU that uWu shaww xDD pway ^-^ to you ->w< Hang in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw :3 a ^w^ thousand leagues ^-^ fwom hence, -And straight uWu they uWu shaww >w< be here. >w< Sit, ÚwÚ and >_> attend. -^w^ Hot. ^w^ Come, x3 Kate, :3 thou art pewfect in lying down. ^w^ Come, ^.^ quick, -^.^ quick, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu way my head in >w< thy lap. -OwO Wady UwU P. Go, ye x3 giddy ÚwÚ goose. -The music pways. -^w^ Hot. Nyow I pewceive OwO the ^w^ deviw undewstands OwO Wewsh; -And 'tis nyo mawvew, >w< be :3 is OwO so humowous. -^w^ By'w Lady, ^.^ he :3 is :3 a good musician. -OwO Wady UwU P. ;;w;; Then shouwd you >w< be nyothing uWu but ;;w;; musicaw; uWu fow you awe -^-^ awtogethew guvwn'd uWu by humours. Wie stiww, ye xDD thief, ÚwÚ and hear OwO the -wady sing in Welsh. -^w^ Hot. I xDD had wathew hear Lady, my UwU bwach, howl in OwO Iwish. -OwO Wady UwU P. Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have >w< thy head :3 bwoken? -^w^ Hot. >_< Nyo. -OwO Wady UwU P. ;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ stiww. -^w^ Hot. Neither! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :3 woman's fault. -OwO Wady UwU P. Nyow :3 God ^w^ hewp thee! -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 Wewsh lady's bed. -OwO Wady UwU P. What's ÚwÚ that? -^w^ Hot. UwU Peace! ^.^ she >w< sings. -;;w;; Hewe OwO the OwO Wady ;;w;; sings :3 a x3 Wewsh UwU song. -^w^ Come, x3 Kate, I'll ^.^ have >_> youw ^.^ song ^w^ too. -OwO Wady UwU P. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ minye, in good sooth. -^w^ Hot. :3 Nyot xDD youws, in good >_> sooth? :33 Heawt! you uWu sweaw >_< wike :3 a -:33 comfit-makew's wife. >_> 'Nyot you, in good sooth!' ÚwÚ and 'as OwO twue as I -uWu wive!' ÚwÚ and 'as :3 God uWu shaww OwO mend OwO me!' ÚwÚ and 'as ^w^ suwe as ;;w;; day!' -And >w< givest such OwO sawcenyet ;;w;; suwety uWu fow >w< thy oaths -UwU As ^-^ if :3 thou :33 nye'ew ;;w;; wawk'st further than Finsbury. -OwO Sweaw uWu me, x3 Kate, >_< wike :3 a wady as :3 thou :3 awt, -OwO A good xDD mouth-fiwwing >_> oath; ÚwÚ and xDD weave 'in ^w^ sooth' -And such uWu pwotest >_> of ;;w;; peppew gingewbwead -ÚwÚ To OwO vewvet >w< guawds ÚwÚ and xDD Sunday OwO citizens. ^w^ Come, uWu sing. -OwO Wady UwU P. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu sing. -^w^ Hot. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the next uWu way ^-^ to xDD tuwn >_> taiwow ^w^ ow >w< be redbreast-teacher. An -OwO the indentuwes >w< be ÚwÚ dwawn, I'll away within ^.^ these two :3 houws; ÚwÚ and OwO so -come in when ye uWu wiww. UwU Exit. -Gwend. ^w^ Come, xDD come, Wowd >w< Mowtimew. You awe as uWu swow -UwU As ^.^ hot Wowd ;;w;; Pewcy :3 is uWu on x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^.^ go. -By :3 this ^-^ ouw book :3 is ;;w;; dwawn; ^w^ we'ww uWu but seal, -And then ^-^ to horse immediatewy. -^w^ Mowt. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -Wondon. The Pawace. - -x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. - -King. >w< Wowds, ^w^ give OwO us weave. The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ÚwÚ and I -Must ^.^ have >w< some pwivate conference; uWu but >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw at ;;w;; hand, ->_< Fow ^-^ we uWu shaww ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of you. ->_< Exeunt Lords. -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot whethew :3 God uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it so, ->_< Fow >w< some ^-^ dispweasing service I ^.^ have >_< donye, -That, in his >w< secwet doom, >_< out >_> of my UwU bwood -He'll breed OwO wevengement ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> scouwge uWu fow me; -But :3 thou OwO dost in >w< thy x3 passages >_> of life -UwU Make me believe UwU that :3 thou art only OwO mawk'd ->_< Fow OwO the ^.^ hot ;;w;; vengeance ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; wod >_> of >w< heaven -ÚwÚ To punish my mistreadings. >_> Teww me ewse, -Could such inordinate ÚwÚ and low desiwes, -Such xDD poow, such OwO bawe, such lewd, such UwU mean :33 attempts, -Such xDD bawwen pleasures, wude >_> society, -UwU As :3 thou art ^w^ match'd withaw ÚwÚ and gwafted ^.^ to, -x3 Accompany OwO the greatness >_> of >w< thy UwU bwood -And howd theiw ^w^ wevew with >w< thy >_< pwincewy :3 heawt? -^.^ Pwince. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, I would I :33 couwd ->w< Quit >w< aww offences with as ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; excuse -UwU As ;;w;; weww as I x3 am x3 doubtwess I can ÚwÚ puwge -Myself >_> of many I x3 am UwU chawged :3 withaw. ->_> Yet such extenuation let me UwU beg -As, in wepwoof >_> of many tales :3 devis'd, -^w^ Which ^w^ oft OwO the ear >_> of greatness ^.^ nyeeds >w< must bear ->_< By, :33 smiwing xDD pickthanks ÚwÚ and base ^w^ nyewsmongews, -I >w< may, uWu fow >w< some >w< things OwO twue wherein my xDD youth -;;w;; Hath faulty wand'wed ÚwÚ and irregular, -And pawdon uWu on ^-^ wiwy OwO twue :3 submission. -King. :3 God pawdon thee! >_> Yet let me >_< wondew, ÚwÚ Hawwy, -^.^ At >w< thy ^-^ affections, ;;w;; which ^-^ do howd :3 a ;;w;; wing, -OwO Quite ^-^ fwom OwO the flight >_> of >w< aww >w< thy ancestows. -x3 Thy place in ;;w;; Counciw :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ wudewy lost, -^w^ Which uWu by >w< thy ^.^ youngew bwothew :3 is supplied, -And art ^w^ awmost OwO an UwU awien ^-^ to OwO the hearts -x3 Of >w< aww OwO the couwt ÚwÚ and princes >_> of my bwood. -The >w< hope ÚwÚ and x3 expectation >_> of >w< thy UwU time -^-^ Is uWu wuin'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of every man -Prophetically ^-^ do forethink >w< thy OwO faww. -Had I OwO so wavish >_> of my :3 pwesence :3 been, -^w^ So common-hackney'd in OwO the eyes >_> of ^-^ men, -^w^ So ^-^ stawe ÚwÚ and UwU cheap ^-^ to UwU vuwgaw ^.^ company, -;;w;; Opinyion, UwU that >_> did ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, -Had still ^-^ kept :33 woyaw ^-^ to UwU possession -And weft me in >w< weputewess ;;w;; banyishment, -OwO A :3 fewwow >_> of nyo mark :3 nyow wikewihood. -By being uWu sewdom ^.^ seen, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :33 stiw -But, >_< wike :3 a >w< comet, I >_> Was wond'red at; -:33 That x3 men would tell theiw ^-^ chiwdwen, >_< 'This :3 is he!' -:33 Othews would ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; 'Whewe? ^w^ Which :3 is Bolingbroke?' -And then I stole >w< aww couwtesy ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, -And dress'd ^-^ mysewf in such x3 humiwity -:33 That I >_> did xDD pwuck :33 awwegiance ^-^ fwom xDD men's hearts, -Loud shouts ÚwÚ and UwU sawutations ^-^ fwom theiw OwO mouths ->_< Even in OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the crowned King. -ÚwÚ Thus >_> did I ^-^ keep my person ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyew, -UwU My presence, >_< wike :3 a robe >_< pontificaw, -:33 Nye'ew uWu seen uWu but wond'red at; ÚwÚ and OwO so my state, -xDD Sewdom uWu but OwO sumptuous, show'd >_< wike :3 a feast -And xDD won uWu by ^w^ wawenyess such >w< sowemnyity. -The >_> skipping ;;w;; King, ^.^ he ambwed OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down -x3 With shawwow ÚwÚ jestews ÚwÚ and wash bavin wits, -Soon UwU kindwed ÚwÚ and >_> soon burnt; ÚwÚ cawded his x3 state; -^.^ Mingwed his ÚwÚ woyawty with ^.^ cap'wing foows; -Had his gweat name ^w^ pwofanyed with theiw scorns -And >_> gave his countenyance, x3 against his uWu nyame, -ÚwÚ To waugh at :33 gibing :3 boys ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand OwO the push -x3 Of every :3 beawdwess vain compawative; -Gwew :3 a ^.^ companyion ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common stweets, -xDD Enfeoff'd ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to >_< popuwawity; -That, being ;;w;; dawwy swawwowed uWu by xDD men's >_> eyes, -^.^ They :33 suwfeited with honey ÚwÚ and >_< began -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ woathe OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of xDD sweetnyess, ^w^ wheweof :3 a wittwe -Mowe than :3 a wittwe :3 is uWu by >w< much xDD too ^w^ much. -UwU So, when ^.^ he xDD had >w< occasion ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ seen, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu but as OwO the ^-^ cuckoo :3 is in x3 Junye, ->_> Heawd, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wegawded- ^.^ seen, uWu but with such eyes -As, uWu sick ÚwÚ and bwunted with :33 communyity, -OwO Affowd nyo uWu extwaowdinyawy gaze, -Such as :3 is bent uWu on OwO unwike majesty -When ^.^ it uWu shinyes uWu sewdom in admiring ^w^ eyes; -But wathew x3 dwows'd ÚwÚ and :3 hung theiw :33 eyewids down, -UwU Swept in his ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wend'wed such aspect -UwU As cloudy x3 men ;;w;; use ^-^ to theiw ^w^ advewsawies, ->_> Being with his :3 pwesence glutted, ;;w;; gowg'd, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww. -And in UwU that vewy winye, ÚwÚ Hawwy, UwU standest ÚwÚ thou; ->_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast lost >w< thy >_< pwincewy UwU pwiviwege -x3 With :3 viwe ÚwÚ pawticipation. :3 Nyot OwO an eye -But :3 is aweary >_> of >w< thy ^w^ common ^-^ sight, -ÚwÚ Save ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath >w< desiw'd ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe; -^w^ Which :3 nyow doth UwU that I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 do- -UwU Make uWu bwind itsewf with foowish tendewnyess. -^.^ Pwince. I uWu shaww hereafter, my >_> thwice-gwacious lord, -Be ^-^ mowe ^-^ mysewf. -King. >_< Fow >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, -UwU As :3 thou art ^-^ to :3 this xDD houw, ÚwÚ was Richard then -When I ^-^ fwom Fwance xDD set foot at Ravenspurgh; -And x3 even as I ÚwÚ was then :3 is ;;w;; Pewcy OwO nyow. -Nyow, uWu by my >_< sceptwe, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ souw ^-^ to xDD boot, -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy ;;w;; intewest ^-^ to OwO the OwO state ->w< Than thou, OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of succession; ->_< Fow >_> of nyo >_< wight, :3 nyow >w< cowouw >_< wike ^-^ to >_< wight, -ÚwÚ He doth fiww fields with >w< hawnyess in OwO the >_> weawm, -Turns head x3 against OwO the >_< wion's UwU awmed ^.^ jaws, -And, >_> Being nyo ^-^ mowe in >_> debt ^-^ to years than thou, ->w< Weads ÚwÚ ancient uWu wowds ÚwÚ and OwO wevewend :3 Bishops uWu on -ÚwÚ To bwoody ^.^ battwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< bwuising arms. -What ^w^ nyevew-dying uWu honyouw ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^w^ got -uWu Against wenyowmed x3 Dougwas! uWu whose UwU high >_< deeds, -uWu Whose ^.^ hot ^-^ incuwsions ÚwÚ and gweat name in ÚwÚ awms -uWu Howds ^-^ fwom >w< aww xDD sowdiews >_> chief majority -And miwitawy title :3 capitaw -^.^ Thwough >w< aww OwO the xDD kingdoms UwU that acknyowwedge Chwist. ->w< Thwice ;;w;; hath :3 this xDD Hotspuw, >w< Maws in OwO swathwing xDD cwothes, -:3 This ÚwÚ infant warrior, in his entewpwises ->_> Discomfited gweat Dougwas; ta'en him once, -Enlarged ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :3 made :3 a fwiend >_> of ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ To fiww OwO the OwO mouth >_> of ^-^ deep ;;w;; defiance OwO up -And >_< shake OwO the xDD peace ÚwÚ and >_> safety >_> of ^-^ ouw thwonye. -And what uWu say you ^-^ to uWu this? :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, -The Awchbishop's OwO Gwace >_> of Yowk, Douglas, OwO Mowtimew -Capitulate x3 against OwO us ÚwÚ and awe :33 up. -But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do I tell ^.^ these UwU nyews ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ^-^ do I tell ÚwÚ thee >_> of my uWu foes, -^w^ Which art my uWu nyeawest ÚwÚ and ;;w;; deawest enyemy' -Thou UwU that art >_< wike enyough, OwO thwough vassaw feaw, -xDD Base incwinyation, ÚwÚ and OwO the start >_> of spleen, -ÚwÚ To fight x3 against me uWu undew Percy's pay, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ dog his ^.^ heews ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwtsy at his frowns, -ÚwÚ To show how >w< much :3 thou art UwU degenyewate. -^.^ Pwince. Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -And :3 God forgive them UwU that OwO so >w< much ^.^ have xDD sway'd -Your :33 Majesty's good >_> thoughts away ^-^ fwom UwU me! -I uWu wiww ^w^ wedeem >w< aww :3 this uWu on Percy's head -And, in OwO the >_< cwosing >_> of >w< some ^w^ gwowious day, -Be bowd ^-^ to tell you UwU that I x3 am >_> youw UwU son, -When I uWu wiww wear :3 a ^w^ gawment >w< aww >_> of blood, -And :33 stain my favouws in :3 a bwoody mask, ->w< Which, :33 wash'd ^w^ away, uWu shaww ÚwÚ scouw my ÚwÚ shame with it. -And UwU that uWu shaww >w< be OwO the day, ;;w;; whenye'ew ^.^ it lights, -:33 That :3 this >_> same >w< chiwd >_> of uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and renown, -:3 This x3 gawwant xDD Hotspuw, :3 this all-praised :3 knyight, -And >_> youw ^w^ unthought >_> of Hawwy uWu chance ^-^ to ÚwÚ meet. ->_< Fow every uWu honyouw ^.^ sitting uWu on his hewm, -Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; muwtitudes, ÚwÚ and uWu on my head -UwU My uWu shames redoubled! >_< Fow OwO the UwU time uWu wiww come -:33 That I uWu shaww ^-^ make :3 this UwU Nyowthewn xDD youth exchange -His ^w^ gwowious deeds uWu fow my :33 indignyities. -;;w;; Pewcy :3 is uWu but my factow, good my lord, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ engwoss OwO up ^w^ gwowious deeds uWu on my >_< behawf; -And I uWu wiww caww hall ^-^ to OwO so :33 stwict >_< account -:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww render every >_> gwowy uWu up, -xDD Yea, x3 even OwO the x3 swightest wowship >_> of his UwU time, -Ow I uWu wiww >w< teaw OwO the >_< weckonying ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ heawt. -:3 This in OwO the name >_> of :3 God I pwomise xDD hewe; -The ;;w;; which ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be pleas'd I uWu shaww ;;w;; pewfowm, -I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ may salve -The OwO wong-gwown wounds >_> of my intempewance. ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the ^-^ end >_> of life cancels >w< aww x3 bands, -And I uWu wiww die :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand deaths -Ewe >_< bweak OwO the >w< smawwest uWu pawcew >_> of :3 this OwO vow. -King. OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand rebels die in x3 this! -Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have chawge ÚwÚ and x3 suvweign xDD twust ;;w;; hewein. - -x3 Entew Blunt. - -OwO How nyow, good :33 Bwunt? x3 Thy looks awe :33 fuww >_> of x3 speed. -Blunt. ^w^ So ;;w;; hath OwO the ^-^ businyess UwU that I come ^-^ to speak >_> of. -Wowd OwO Mowtimew >_> of xDD Scotwand ;;w;; hath x3 sent >_> wowd -:33 That Douglas ÚwÚ and OwO the Engwish rebels met -The eleventh >_> of :3 this month at >w< Shwewsbuwy. -OwO A :3 mighty ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD feawfuw head uWu they awe, ->w< If ^w^ pwomises >w< be ^-^ kept uWu oiw every ;;w;; hand, -UwU As >w< evew x3 off'wed ;;w;; fouw xDD pway in :3 a state. -King. The Eaww >_> of Westmoreland xDD set :3 fowth ^-^ to-day; -x3 With him my UwU son, Wowd uWu John >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; ->_< Fow :3 this xDD advewtisement :3 is five >_< days ^.^ owd. -uWu On Wednyesday nyext, ÚwÚ Hawwy, you uWu shaww xDD set forward; -uWu On >_< Thuwsday ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves uWu wiww UwU mawch. Our meeting -^-^ Is Bwidgenyowth; :3 and, ÚwÚ Hawwy, you uWu shaww mawch -^.^ Thwough Gwoucestewshiwe; uWu by ;;w;; which account, -Our ^-^ businyess ;;w;; vawued, >w< some twewve >_< days x3 hence -Our ^w^ genyewaw fowces at ÚwÚ Bwidgenyowth uWu shaww ÚwÚ meet. -Our ^.^ hands awe :33 fuww >_> of :33 businyess. Let's >_> away. -Advantage feeds him UwU fat >_< whiwe x3 men delay. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -Eastcheap. The Boaw's Head xDD Tavewn. - -x3 Entew :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ and uWu Bawdowph. - -Fal. Bardolph, x3 am I ^.^ nyot OwO faww'n away vilely >_< since :3 this last ^.^ action? -Do I ^.^ nyot uWu bate? Do I ^.^ nyot ^.^ dwindwe? ÚwÚ Why, my ^.^ skin OwO hangs about me >_< wike -OwO an ^.^ owd lady's loose UwU gown! I x3 am withered >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd apple John. -Weww, I'll repent, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^w^ suddenwy, >_< whiwe I x3 am in >w< some wiking. -I uWu shaww >w< be >_< out >_> of OwO heawt ÚwÚ showtwy, ÚwÚ and then I uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo -OwO stwength ^-^ to xDD wepent. An I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowgotten what OwO the ^-^ inside >_> of :3 a -church :3 is :3 made :33 of, I x3 am :3 a UwU peppewcown, :3 a brewer's ÚwÚ howse. The -^-^ inside >_> of :3 a church! xDD Company, villanous ^.^ company, ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO the -ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of >_> me. -Bawd. Sir :33 John, you awe OwO so fretful you cannyot live UwU wong. -Fal. ÚwÚ Why, there :3 is ^.^ it! ^w^ Come, sing me :3 a ^-^ bawdy ^w^ song; ^-^ make me ^-^ mewwy. I -ÚwÚ was as OwO viwtuouswy >w< given as :3 a ^-^ gentweman :3 nyeed ^-^ to ^.^ be, ÚwÚ viwtuous -enough: :33 swowe little, dic'd ^.^ nyot :33 abuv :3 seven xDD times :3 a >w< week, went ^-^ to -:3 a ^-^ bawdy house ^.^ nyot :33 abuv UwU once in :3 a ^w^ quawtew- >_> of OwO an xDD houw, ÚwÚ paid money -UwU that I borrowed- three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw times, :33 wived well, ÚwÚ and in good ->_> compass; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow I live >_< out >_> of >w< aww owdew, >_< out >_> of >w< aww UwU compass. -Bawd. ÚwÚ Why, you awe OwO so fat, Sir :33 John, UwU that you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >_< out >_> of ->w< aww :33 compass- >_< out >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ weasonyabwe >_< compass, Sir John. -Fal. Do :3 thou amend >w< thy ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and I'll amend my wife. Thou art ^-^ ouw -admiral, :3 thou beawest OwO the uWu wantewn in OwO the xDD poop- uWu but 'tis in OwO the -nyose >_> of thee. Thou art OwO the UwU Knyight >_> of OwO the x3 Buwnying xDD Wamp. -Bawd. ÚwÚ Why, Sir :33 John, my ;;w;; face OwO does you nyo hawm. -Fal. No, I'll >w< be swown. I ^-^ make as good ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ it as many :3 a man doth ->_> of :3 a >_< death's-head ^w^ ow :3 a ;;w;; memento ^-^ mowi. I never UwU see >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu but I -ÚwÚ think x3 upon hellfire ÚwÚ and :33 Dives UwU that :33 wived in UwU puwpwe; uWu fow there ^.^ he -:3 is in his :33 wobes, ^.^ buwnying, >w< buwnying. ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^-^ any uWu way >w< given ^-^ to -uWu viwtue, I would uWu sweaw uWu by >w< thy ^.^ face; my OwO oath shouwd >w< be ;;w;; 'By :3 this -fire, that's God's >_> angew.' But :3 thou art ^-^ awtogethew >w< given over, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ wewt :3 indeed, uWu but uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wight in >w< thy ;;w;; face, OwO the :3 son >_> of xDD uttew -darkness. When :3 thou ran'st OwO up Gadshiww in OwO the night ^-^ to catch my -OwO howse, ^-^ if I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been OwO an :3 ignyis uWu fatuus ^w^ ow :3 a -;;w;; baww >_> of >w< wiwdfiwe, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ puwchase in ^-^ monyey. :33 O, :3 thou art :3 a -x3 pewpetuaw :3 twiumph, OwO an xDD evewwasting x3 bonfiwe-wight! Thou x3 hast :33 saved -me :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks in links ÚwÚ and towches, walking with ÚwÚ thee in -OwO the night ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ tavewn ÚwÚ and uWu tavewn; uWu but OwO the sack UwU that :3 thou x3 hast -dwunk me would ^.^ have bought me lights as good UwU cheap at OwO the ;;w;; deawest -chandler's in Euwope. I ^.^ have maintainyed UwU that sawamandew >_> of x3 youws -with x3 fiwe ^-^ any UwU time :3 this ÚwÚ two-and-thiwty years. :3 God reward me uWu fow -^.^ it! -Bawd. uWu 'Sbwood, I would my ;;w;; face ;;w;; wewe in >_> youw belly! -Fal. OwO God-a-mewcy! OwO so shouwd I >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ heawt-buwn'd. - -x3 Entew ^.^ Hostess. - -OwO How nyow, Dame >w< Pawtwet OwO the xDD hen? >_< Have you >_< enquiw'd ÚwÚ yet ^-^ who pick'd -my UwU pocket? -OwO Host. ÚwÚ Why, Sir :33 John, what ^-^ do you xDD think, Sir xDD John? Do you ÚwÚ think I -^-^ keep ;;w;; thieves in my >w< house? I ^.^ have seawch'd, I ^.^ have enquiwed, OwO so ->_> has my xDD husband, man uWu by man, :3 boy uWu by OwO boy, ^-^ sewvant uWu by sewvant. The -tithe >_> of :3 a >_< haiw ÚwÚ was never lost in my house >_> befowe. -Fal. uWu Ye >_< wie, h-hostess. Bawdowph ÚwÚ was ;;w;; shav'd ÚwÚ and lost many :3 a >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and -I'll >w< be sworn my ;;w;; pocket ÚwÚ was >_< pick'd. uWu Go ^.^ to, you awe :3 a woman, go! -OwO Host. Who, x3 I? Nyo; I :33 defy thee! God's >_< wight, I ÚwÚ was never xDD caww'd OwO so -in >_< minye >_> own house :3 befowe! -Fal. uWu Go ^.^ to, I xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. -OwO Host. No, Sir x3 John; you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu me, Sir John. I xDD knyow you, Sir -John. You owe me >_> monyey, Sir :33 John, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow you OwO pick :3 a >_< quawwew ^-^ to -beguiwe me >_> of it. I bought you :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of uWu shiwts ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ back. -Fal. uWu Dowwas, fiwthy dowwas! I ^.^ have >w< given them away ^-^ to bakers' -wives; uWu they ^.^ have :3 made :33 bowtews >_> of ^.^ them. -OwO Host. Nyow, as I x3 am :3 a OwO twue woman, ÚwÚ howwand >_> of eight xDD shiwwings OwO an ell. -You owe money here ÚwÚ besides, Sir :33 John, uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; diet ÚwÚ and -by-dwinkings, ÚwÚ and money lent you, >_< fouw-and-twenty ;;w;; pound. -Fal. ÚwÚ He xDD had his part >_> of xDD it; let him :33 pay. -OwO Host. xDD He? ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he :3 is >_< poow; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nothing. -Fal. :3 How? x3 Poow? Wook x3 upon his face. What caww you rich? >_> Wet them ->_< coin his nyose, let them >_< coin his ^w^ cheeks. I'll ^.^ nyot pay :3 a denier. ->_> What, uWu wiww you ^-^ make :3 a xDD younkew >_> of x3 me? :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot UwU take >_< minye >_> ease -in >_< minye ^-^ inn uWu but I uWu shaww ^.^ have my ;;w;; pocket pick'd? I ^.^ have lost :3 a -x3 seaw-wing >_> of my xDD gwandfathew's wowth forty ^.^ mawk. -OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, I ^.^ have heard OwO the Prince tell ^w^ him, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how oft, -UwU that UwU that ring ÚwÚ was copper! -Fal. :3 How? OwO the Prince :3 is :3 a >w< Jack, :3 a >_> snyeak-cup. uWu 'Sbwood, OwO an ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe -;;w;; hewe, I would ;;w;; cudgew him >_< wike :3 a ^.^ dog ^-^ if ^.^ he would uWu say ÚwÚ so. - -x3 Entew OwO the Prince ^w^ [and ^-^ Poins], marching; ÚwÚ and :3 Fawstaff xDD meets -;;w;; them, playing x3 upon his ;;w;; twuncheon >_< wike :3 a :3 fife. - -OwO How nyow, >w< wad? ^-^ Is OwO the ^.^ wind in UwU that doow, >w< i' ÚwÚ faith? Must ^-^ we >w< aww +UwU Pwince. UwU I xDD do. +Bawd. >_> What think xDD you ;;w;; they >_> powtend? +UwU Pwince. Hot livers ÚwÚ and UwU cowd x3 puwses. +Bawd. Choler, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if rightly >_< taken. +UwU Pwince. :3 Nyo, >_> if rightly >_< taken, OwO hawtew. + +Entew >w< Fawstaff. + +:3 Hewe x3 comes lean Jack; OwO hewe x3 comes >_> bawe-bonye. How now, x3 my x3 sweet +creature of bombast? How ^-^ wong :3 is't >_> ago, Jack, xDD since xDD thou UwU sawest +^.^ thinye UwU own >w< knyee? +Faw. OwO My UwU own >w< knyee? x3 When UwU I UwU was about >w< thy years, Hal, UwU I UwU was nyot >w< an +eagwe's tawent uWu in x3 the :33 waist; UwU I couwd uWu have x3 cwept x3 into xDD any +ÚwÚ awdewman's x3 thumb-wing. ^-^ A pwague of ^-^ sighing ÚwÚ and xDD gwief! ^.^ It ^w^ bwows :3 a +x3 man x3 up ^.^ wike :3 a uWu bwaddew. >_> Thewe's villanous nyews abroad. :3 Hewe UwU was +Sir John Bwacy from x3 youw :33 fathew. >_> You ^w^ must to x3 the court uWu in x3 the +xDD mownying. :33 That same ^-^ mad fewwow of x3 the North, >w< Pewcy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he of +>_> Wawes :3 that uWu gave ^-^ Amamon x3 the ÚwÚ bastinyado, ÚwÚ and UwU made Wucifew ^w^ cuckowd, +ÚwÚ and >w< swowe x3 the ^.^ deviw :33 his true OwO wiegeman ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO cwoss of :3 a x3 Wewsh +>w< hook- >_> what :3 a pwague caww xDD you him? +UwU Poins. >_< O, >_< Gwendowew. +Faw. >_> Owen, x3 Owen- x3 the >w< same; ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO son-in-waw Mortimer, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd +>_> Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ and :3 that sprightly OwO Scot of :33 Scots, Dougwas, :3 that +wuns >_> a-howseback x3 up :3 a hill pewpendicuwaw- +UwU Pwince. >w< He :3 that :33 wides uWu at xDD high ^w^ speed ÚwÚ and with :33 his pistol :33 kiwws :3 a +spawwow flying. +Faw. >_> You uWu have ;;w;; hit :3 it. +UwU Pwince. ^w^ So uWu did ^.^ he >_< nyevew x3 the OwO spawwow. +Faw. xDD Weww, :3 that wascaw hath ÚwÚ good >_< metaw uWu in him; ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot wun. +UwU Pwince. Why, >_> what :3 a wascaw awt xDD thou >w< then, to praise ^.^ him UwU so fow +uWu wunnying! +Faw. >_> A-howseback, OwO ye cuckoo! >_> but afoot ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot :3 budge :3 a ^-^ foot. +UwU Pwince. Yes, Jack, ;;w;; upon :3 instinct. +Faw. UwU I gwant :3 ye, ;;w;; upon :3 instinct. xDD Weww, ^.^ he >_> is there :3 too, ÚwÚ and one +:3 Mowdake, ÚwÚ and :3 a thousand ÚwÚ bwuecaps more. ÚwÚ Wowcestew >_> is :3 stow'n OwO away +to-nyight; >w< thy father's ^w^ beawd >_> is >_> tuwn'd ^-^ white with x3 the nyews; xDD you +OwO may UwU buy ÚwÚ wand nyow >_< as cheap >_< as >w< stinking mack'rel. +UwU Pwince. Why >w< then, >w< it >_> is :3 wike, >_> if there come :3 a :3 hot ^.^ Junye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this +ÚwÚ civiw buffeting OwO howd, ^.^ we UwU shaww UwU buy xDD maidenheads >_< as ;;w;; they UwU buy +;;w;; hobnyaiws, ^.^ by x3 the hundweds. +Faw. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, lad, xDD thou sayest true; >w< it >_> is ^.^ wike ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have +ÚwÚ good >w< twading :3 that >_> way. OwO But tell uWu me, Hal, awt nyot xDD thou howwibwe +^w^ afeawd? ^.^ Thou ^.^ being heir apparent, couwd x3 the wowwd pick uWu thee x3 out +>w< thwee xDD such >_< enyemies again >_< as :3 that >_< fiend Dougwas, :3 that ^w^ spiwit +>w< Pewcy, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ deviw Gwendowew? Awt xDD thou nyot >w< howwibwy afraid? +^-^ Doth nyot >w< thy :3 bwood UwU thwiww uWu at :33 it? +UwU Pwince. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< whit, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. UwU I ^.^ wack x3 some of >w< thy :3 instinct. +Faw. xDD Weww, xDD thou wiwt be >w< howwibwy ;;w;; chid to-mowwow when xDD thou comest to +>w< thy :33 fathew. ;;w;; If xDD thou wuv ^w^ fiwe, x3 pwactise >w< an answer. +UwU Pwince. Do xDD thou stand fow x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ and >_> examinye ;;w;; me ;;w;; upon x3 the +pawticuwaws of x3 my life. +Faw. Shall >_< I? OwO Content. This >w< chaiw UwU shaww be x3 my state, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ daggew x3 my +sceptre, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_> cushion UwU my, crown. +UwU Pwince. x3 Thy >w< state >_> is :33 taken fow :3 a UwU join'd-stoow, >w< thy golden sceptre +fow :3 a weaden x3 daggew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< pwecious rich >_< cwown fow :3 a ^w^ pitifuw +;;w;; bawd crown. +Faw. xDD Weww, >w< an x3 the fire of xDD gwace be nyot quite x3 out of ÚwÚ thee, nyow shalt +xDD thou be :33 muvd. Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< cup of ^-^ sack to >_< make x3 my eyes wook ;;w;; wed, +:3 that >w< it OwO may be xDD thought UwU I uWu have wept; fow UwU I ^w^ must speak uWu in ^-^ passion, +ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >w< it uWu in ^w^ King Cambyses' vein. +UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, OwO hewe >_> is x3 my ^-^ weg. +Faw. xDD And OwO hewe >_> is x3 my :33 speech. ;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ aside, nobility. +Host. x3 O Jesu, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 excewwent sport, :33 i' >_< faith! +Faw. UwU Weep >_> nyot, x3 sweet queen, fow :33 twickwing tears OwO awe OwO vain. +Host. >_< O, x3 the :3 Fathew, >w< how ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds :33 his :3 countenyance! +Faw. For >_> God's ^w^ sake, wowds, :33 convey x3 my ^.^ twistfuw ^.^ queen! +For tears UwU do ÚwÚ stop x3 the ^-^ fwoodgates of her :3 eyes. +Host. x3 O Jesu, ^.^ he xDD doth >w< it >_< as ^.^ wike one of these harlotry >_< pwayews >_< as +OwO evew UwU I uWu see! +Faw. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ good >_< pintpot. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; tickwe-bwain.- ^w^ Hawwy, UwU I UwU do +nyot >w< onwy :3 mawvew :3 whewe xDD thou >_> spendest >w< thy time, >_> but awso >w< how xDD thou +awt accompanyied. For ^w^ though x3 the >_< camomiwe, x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< it >_> is UwU twodden +;;w;; on, x3 the fastew >w< it >_> gwows, yet youth, x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< it >_> is ;;w;; wasted, x3 the +:33 soonyew >w< it x3 weaws. :33 That xDD thou awt x3 my >_< son UwU I uWu have ;;w;; pawtwy >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's +word, ;;w;; pawtwy x3 my UwU own :33 opinyion, >_> but ^.^ chiefwy :3 a villanous twick of +^.^ thinye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< foowish >_< hanging of >w< thy x3 nyethew >_< wip :3 that xDD doth +:33 wawwant x3 me. ;;w;; If xDD then xDD thou be >_< son to uWu me, OwO hewe wies x3 the OwO point: >w< why, +^.^ being >_< son to uWu me, awt xDD thou UwU so :3 pointed at? Shall x3 the blessed sun of +heaven ^-^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ michew ÚwÚ and eat xDD bwackbewwies? ^-^ A ;;w;; question nyot to be +:3 ask'd. Shall x3 the >_< son of England ^-^ pwuv :3 a UwU thief ÚwÚ and OwO take >_> puwses? ^-^ A +;;w;; question to be :3 ask'd. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ thing, ^w^ Hawwy, which xDD thou x3 hast +often heard :33 of, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ knyown to UwU many uWu in UwU ouw ÚwÚ wand ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame +of uWu pitch. This uWu pitch, >_< as UwU ancient ^.^ wwitews UwU do wepowt, xDD doth defile; +UwU so xDD doth x3 the >_< company xDD thou keepest. For, ^w^ Hawwy, nyow UwU I UwU do nyot speak +to uWu thee uWu in dwink, >_> but uWu in teaws; nyot uWu in x3 pweasuwe, >_> but uWu in :3 passion; +nyot uWu in wowds >_> onwy, >_> but uWu in :3 woes ^w^ awso: ÚwÚ and yet there >_> is :3 a virtuous +x3 man ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have often noted uWu in >w< thy xDD company, >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :33 his +nyame. +UwU Pwince. >_> What ^w^ mannyew of ^w^ man, >w< an >w< it ^.^ wike x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? +Faw. ^-^ A xDD goodwy portly ^w^ man, :33 i' ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ cowpuwent; of :3 a cheerful +look, :3 a pweasing >_< eye, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe ^-^ cawwiage; x3 and, >_< as UwU I >_< think, +:33 his age x3 some x3 fifty, or, :33 by'w Lady, :33 incwinying to threescore; ÚwÚ and +nyow UwU I remember uWu me, :33 his xDD nyame >_> is >w< Fawstaff. ;;w;; If :3 that x3 man >_> shouwd be +wewdwy, ^w^ given, ^.^ he :33 deceiveth OwO me; for, ^w^ Hawwy, UwU I >_> see viwtue uWu in :33 his +OwO wooks. ;;w;; If xDD then x3 the twee OwO may be ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ by x3 the >_> fwuit, >_< as x3 the ^w^ fwuit +^.^ by x3 the tree, >w< then, pewemptowiwy UwU I speak :33 it, there >_> is viwtue uWu in +:3 that >w< Fawstaff. xDD Him >_< keep OwO with, x3 the xDD west :3 banyish. xDD And tell ;;w;; me now, +xDD thou naughty vawwet, tell ;;w;; me :3 whewe x3 hast xDD thou :33 been ÚwÚ this OwO month? +UwU Pwince. uWu Dost xDD thou speak ^.^ wike :3 a UwU king? Do xDD thou stand fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll +:33 pway x3 my :33 fathew. +Faw. ;;w;; Depose me? ;;w;; If xDD thou dost >w< it half UwU so gravely, UwU so majestically, +both uWu in ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and >w< mattew, ^w^ hang ;;w;; me x3 up ^.^ by x3 the heels fow :3 a +wabbit-suckew ow :3 a xDD pouwtew's ;;w;; hawe. +UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, OwO hewe UwU I ^w^ am set. +Faw. xDD And OwO hewe UwU I ^.^ stand. UwU Judge, x3 my ^w^ mastews. +UwU Pwince. >_> Nyow, ^w^ Hawwy, >_> whence come you? +Faw. OwO My x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, from ^w^ Eastcheap. +UwU Pwince. uWu The >w< compwaints UwU I hear of uWu thee OwO awe gwievous. +Faw. ^-^ 'Sbwood, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; they OwO awe fawse! Nyay, I'll tickwe OwO ye fow :3 a +xDD young >_< pwince, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. +UwU Pwince. Sweawest UwU thou, >_< ungwacious boy? ÚwÚ Hencefowth ^w^ nye'ew wook on x3 me. +^.^ Thou awt >_< viowentwy cawwied OwO away from grace. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ^.^ deviw +haunts uWu thee uWu in x3 the xDD wikenyess of >w< an ;;w;; owd :33 fat xDD man; :3 a tun of x3 man >_> is +>w< thy companyion. Why dost xDD thou convewse with :3 that UwU twunk of >_< humouws, +:3 that bolting :33 hutch of beastwinyess, :3 that ^-^ swoww'n parcel of +dropsies, :3 that >_> huge ;;w;; bombawd of sack, :3 that UwU stuff'd x3 cwoakbag of +guts, :3 that OwO woasted >w< Mannyingtwee :33 ox with x3 the :3 pudding uWu in :33 his bewwy, +:3 that reverend xDD vice, :3 that ^w^ gwey iniquity, :3 that >w< fathew ^-^ wuffian, :3 that +vanyity uWu in years? ^-^ Whewein >_> is ^.^ he UwU good, >_> but to >_> taste ^-^ sack ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink +:33 it? wherein neat ÚwÚ and xDD cweanwy, >_> but to ^w^ cawve :3 a ^.^ capon ÚwÚ and eat :33 it? +wherein ^w^ cunnying, >_> but uWu in :3 cwaft? wherein xDD cwafty, >_> but uWu in villany? +wherein xDD viwwanyous, >_> but uWu in aww things? wherein wowthy, >_> but uWu in +nyothing? +Faw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace ^.^ wouwd OwO take ;;w;; me with OwO you. ;;w;; Whom means x3 youw +Gwace? +UwU Pwince. :33 That villanous UwU abominyabwe misleader of youth, :33 Fawstaff, +:3 that ;;w;; owd white-bearded ;;w;; Satan. +Faw. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the x3 man UwU I :33 knyow. +UwU Pwince. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou >_> dost. +Faw. OwO But to >_> say UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe x3 hawm uWu in ^.^ him than uWu in mysewf :3 wewe to >_> say +^.^ mowe than UwU I :33 knyow. :33 That ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; owd uWu (the ^.^ mowe x3 the >_< pity) :33 his ^-^ white +>_< haiws UwU do >_> witnyess uWu it; >_> but :3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 (saving x3 youw x3 wevewence) :3 a +whoremaster, :3 that UwU I ;;w;; uttewwy deny. ;;w;; If ^-^ sack ÚwÚ and ^-^ sugaw be :3 a ^w^ fauwt, +^w^ God OwO hewp x3 the OwO wicked! ;;w;; If to be ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and ^.^ mewwy be :3 a ^w^ sin, xDD then UwU many +>w< an ;;w;; owd host :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> is ^w^ damn'd. ;;w;; If to be :33 fat be to be hated, +xDD then Phawaoh's lean ;;w;; kinye OwO awe to be >w< wuvd. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +^-^ Banyish Peto, banyish xDD Bawdowph, banyish ;;w;; Poins; >_> but fow x3 sweet x3 Jack +:33 Fawstaff, uWu kind x3 Jack :33 Fawstaff, true x3 Jack :33 Fawstaff, uWu vawiant x3 Jack +:33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^.^ mowe uWu vawiant x3 being, >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; owd x3 Jack +:33 Fawstaff, banyish nyot ^.^ him >w< thy Harry's xDD company, banyish nyot ^.^ him >w< thy +Harry's UwU company. ^-^ Banyish uWu pwump Jack, ÚwÚ and banyish aww x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! +UwU Pwince. UwU I UwU do, UwU I :33 wiww. :3 [A knocking heard.] +UwU [Exeunt Hostess, Fwancis, ÚwÚ and Bawdowph.] + +Entew xDD Bawdowph, >w< wunnying. + +Bawd. >_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! x3 the shewiff with :3 a UwU most monstwous ;;w;; watch +>_> is uWu at x3 the UwU doow. +Faw. Out, OwO ye UwU wogue! >_> Pway x3 out x3 the play. UwU I uWu have much to >_> say uWu in x3 the +behawf of :3 that >w< Fawstaff. + +Entew x3 the Hostess. + +Host. x3 O Jesu, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +UwU Pwince. :33 Heigh, ^-^ heigh, x3 the ^.^ deviw :33 wides ;;w;; upon :3 a :33 fiddwestick! +x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +Host. uWu The shewiff ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ;;w;; watch OwO awe uWu at x3 the UwU doow. ^-^ They OwO awe come +to ^-^ seawch x3 the ÚwÚ house. Shall UwU I wet them in? +Faw. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, OwO Haw? xDD Nyevew caww :3 a true ^.^ piece of gowd :3 a +xDD countewfeit. ^.^ Thou awt ÚwÚ essentiawwy ^-^ mad ^-^ without ÚwÚ seeming :3 so. +UwU Pwince. xDD And xDD thou :3 a natural x3 cowawd ^-^ without :3 instinct. +Faw. UwU I UwU deny x3 youw uWu majow. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww UwU deny x3 the ^w^ shewiff, so; >_> if >_> nyot, +wet ^.^ him enter. ;;w;; If UwU I :33 become nyot :3 a xDD cawt >_< as weww >_< as anyothew ^w^ man, :3 a +pwague on x3 my x3 bwinging ^-^ up! UwU I UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww >_< as >w< soon be xDD stwangwed +with :3 a hawtew >_< as anyothew. +UwU Pwince. Go hide uWu thee x3 behind x3 the arras. uWu The xDD west walk, x3 up abuv. +>_> Nyow, x3 my mastews, fow :3 a true OwO face ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ^w^ conscience. +Faw. UwU Both which UwU I uWu have uWu had; >_> but uWu theiw uWu date >_> is ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe +I'll hide x3 me. ÚwÚ Exit. +UwU Pwince. ;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 the sheriff. +UwU [Exeunt Manyent x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and Peto.] + +Entew ÚwÚ Shewiff ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 Cawwiew. + +>_> Nyow, >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Shewiff, >_> what >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww with me? +UwU Shew. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ A :33 hue ÚwÚ and cwy +>_< Hath fowwowed xDD cewtain ;;w;; men >w< unto ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ house. +UwU Pwince. >_> What men? +UwU Shew. x3 Onye of them >_> is weww ^-^ knyown, x3 my >_> gwacious wowd- +^-^ A gwoss :33 fat man. +:33 Cawwiew. ;;w;; As :33 fat >_< as >_> buttew. +UwU Pwince. uWu The ^w^ man, UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe UwU you, >_> is nyot UwU hewe, +For UwU I mysewf uWu at ÚwÚ this time uWu have xDD empwoy'd ^.^ him. +^.^ And, ^w^ shewiff, UwU I xDD wiww :33 engage x3 my ;;w;; wowd to uWu thee +:33 That UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ by to-mowwow dinner time +>_< Send ^.^ him to answew ÚwÚ thee, ow xDD any ^w^ man, +For ;;w;; anything ^.^ he UwU shaww be :3 chawg'd withal; +xDD And UwU so wet ;;w;; me entweat xDD you OwO weave x3 the ÚwÚ house. +UwU Shew. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. >_> Thewe OwO awe >w< two gentlemen +:3 Have uWu in ÚwÚ this robbery wost >w< thwee :3 hundwed mawks. +UwU Pwince. ^.^ It OwO may be :3 so. ;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu have wobb'd these men, +>w< He UwU shaww be ^w^ answewabwe; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. +UwU Shew. ^-^ Good night, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. +UwU Pwince. UwU I think >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ good morrow, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? +UwU Shew. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I think >w< it be >w< two OwO o'cwock. +uWu Exit ^w^ [with Cawwiew]. +UwU Pwince. This :3 oiwy wascaw >_> is ÚwÚ knyown >_< as weww >_< as Paul's. Go caww ^.^ him +forth. +^w^ Peto. >w< Fawstaff! xDD Fast ;;w;; asweep x3 behind x3 the arras, ÚwÚ and >_> snyowting ^.^ wike :3 a +horse. +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Hawk >w< how x3 hawd ^.^ he ^-^ fetches >_< bweath. Search :33 his >_> pockets. +>w< He ^-^ seawcheth :33 his >_> pockets ÚwÚ and :33 findeth xDD cewtain ^-^ papews. +>_> What x3 hast xDD thou >w< found? +^w^ Peto. Nyothing >_> but papers, x3 my OwO wowd. +UwU Pwince. :3 Wet's >_> see whit ;;w;; they >w< be. xDD Wead OwO them. + +^w^ Peto. [weads] UwU 'Item. ^-^ A x3 capon. ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ii OwO s. ii >_> d. +>_> Item, ;;w;; Sauce. ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . UwU iiii >_> d. +>_> Item, ^.^ Sack >w< two gawwons ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ;;w;; v OwO s. ÚwÚ viii >_> d. +>_> Item, >_> Anchovies ÚwÚ and ^-^ sack ÚwÚ aftew x3 suppew. ii OwO s. OwO vi >_> d. +>_> Item, x3 Bwead. ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . UwU ob.' + +UwU Pwince. x3 O UwU monstwous! >_> but one ^.^ hawfpennywowth of ^.^ bwead to ÚwÚ this +intowewabwe deal of sack! >_> What there >_> is else, >_< keep close; we'll +^w^ wead >w< it uWu at ^.^ mowe uWu advantage. >_> Thewe wet ^.^ him :33 sweep >w< tiww x3 day. I'll to +x3 the court uWu in x3 the mownying ^w^ . We ^w^ must aww to x3 the waws. ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 pwace +UwU shaww be >w< honyouwabwe. I'll ;;w;; pwocuwe ÚwÚ this :33 fat ;;w;; wogue :3 a :3 chawge of +>w< foot; ÚwÚ and UwU I knyow, :33 his :33 death xDD wiww be :3 a :33 mawch of >_< twewve >_< scowe. uWu The +monyey UwU shaww be paid back again with uWu advantage. ^w^ Be with ;;w;; me betimes +uWu in x3 the UwU mownying, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ good morrow, ^w^ Peto. +^w^ Peto. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. Scene ^.^ I. +Bangow. uWu The uWu Awchdeacon's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew x3 Hotspuw, Worcester, Lord Mortimer, OwO Owen >_< Gwendowew. + +Mort. ;;w;; These ÚwÚ pwomises OwO awe faiw, x3 the ;;w;; pawties x3 suwe, +xDD And UwU ouw uWu induction full of :33 pwospewous ^-^ hope. +^w^ Hot. Lord Mortimer, ÚwÚ and xDD cousin OwO Gwendowew, +Will xDD you sit down? +xDD And :33 uncwe Worcester. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon :3 it! +UwU I uWu have fowgot x3 the map. +OwO Gwend. :3 Nyo, OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. +>_> Sit, xDD cousin :33 Pewcy; ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin x3 Hotspuw, +For ^.^ by :3 that xDD nyame >_< as ;;w;; oft >_< as :3 Wancastew +^-^ Doth speak of UwU you, :33 his >_< cheek :33 wooks pawe, ÚwÚ and with +^-^ A ;;w;; wising x3 sigh ^.^ he wisheth xDD you uWu in UwU heaven. +^w^ Hot. xDD And xDD you uWu in >_> heww, >_< as ;;w;; oft >_< as ^.^ he x3 heaws +OwO Owen ;;w;; Gwendowew ^-^ spoke uWu of. +OwO Gwend. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame ^.^ him. At x3 my :3 nyativity +uWu The >w< fwont of heaven UwU was full of fiery >w< shapes +Of ^.^ buwnying cwessets, ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 my birth +uWu The fwame ÚwÚ and >_> huge >_< foundation of x3 the ^.^ eawth +;;w;; Shak'd ^.^ wike :3 a cowawd. +^w^ Hot. Why, UwU so >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have donye uWu at x3 the same >w< season, >_> if x3 youw +;;w;; mothew's :33 cat xDD had >_> but kitten'd, ^w^ though >_> youwsewf xDD had >_< nyevew :33 been +born. +OwO Gwend. UwU I >_> say x3 the ^.^ eawth uWu did ;;w;; shake when UwU I UwU was born. +^w^ Hot. xDD And UwU I >_> say x3 the ^.^ eawth UwU was nyot of x3 my UwU mind, +;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ suppose >_< as feawing xDD you >w< it shook. +OwO Gwend. uWu The heavens :3 wewe aww on ^w^ fiwe, x3 the ^.^ eawth uWu did ^w^ twembwe. +^w^ Hot. >_< O, xDD then x3 the ^.^ eawth >_> shook to >_> see x3 the heavens on ^w^ fiwe, +xDD And nyot uWu in feaw of x3 youw nyativity. +^.^ Diseased ÚwÚ nyatuwe OwO oftentimes >_< bweaks fowth +^w^ In ;;w;; stwange eruptions; ;;w;; oft x3 the teeming ^.^ eawth +Is with :3 a uWu kind of ^w^ cowic ;;w;; pinch'd ÚwÚ and vex'd +^-^ By x3 the imprisoning of ^-^ unwuwy wind +OwO Within her womb, ^w^ which, fow >w< enwawgement striving, +OwO Shakes x3 the ;;w;; owd beldame ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and ^.^ toppwes down +Steeples ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mossgwown UwU towews. At x3 youw birth +Our :3 gwandam earth, xDD having ÚwÚ this >w< distemp'watuwe, +^w^ In passion shook. +OwO Gwend. Cousin, of UwU many ;;w;; men +UwU I UwU do nyot UwU beaw these :33 cwossings. Give ;;w;; me OwO weave +;;w;; To tell xDD you >_> once again :3 that uWu at x3 my birth +uWu The >w< fwont of heaven UwU was full of fiery ^w^ shapes, +uWu The UwU goats wan from x3 the >_< mountains, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu hewds +^.^ Wewe OwO stwangewy ;;w;; cwamowous to x3 the frighted ^-^ fiewds. +;;w;; These signs uWu have uWu mawk'd ;;w;; me >_> extwaowdinyawy, +xDD And aww x3 the ;;w;; couwses of x3 my >w< wife UwU do x3 show +UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 the ;;w;; woww of ^w^ common ^.^ men. +Whewe >_> is ^.^ he >w< wiving, >w< cwipp'd uWu in with x3 the sea +:33 That ^-^ chides x3 the uWu banks of England, :33 Scotwand, ÚwÚ Wawes, +>_< Which ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me ^w^ pupiw ow hath ^w^ wead to me? +xDD And ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him x3 out :3 that >_> is >_> but xDD woman's >_< son +UwU Can trace ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the tedious ways of awt +xDD And howd ;;w;; me >_> pace uWu in >_> deep >w< expewiments. +^w^ Hot. UwU I think there's nyo x3 man xDD speaks xDD bettew ÚwÚ Wewsh. I'll to uWu dinnyew. +Mort. uWu Peace, xDD cousin :33 Pewcy; xDD you xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him >_> mad. +OwO Gwend. UwU I ^.^ can caww ;;w;; spiwits from x3 the ÚwÚ vasty deep. +^w^ Hot. Why, UwU so ^.^ can I, ow UwU so ^.^ can xDD any xDD man; +OwO But xDD wiww ;;w;; they come when xDD you UwU do caww fow them? +OwO Gwend. Why, UwU I ^.^ can >_< teach UwU you, OwO cousin, to ÚwÚ command x3 the deviw. +^w^ Hot. xDD And UwU I ^.^ can >_< teach ÚwÚ thee, x3 coz, to ^-^ shame x3 the >w< deviw- +^-^ By :3 tewwing truth. Teww uWu twuth ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame x3 the deviw. +;;w;; If xDD thou uWu have powew to >w< waise :3 him, ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him hithew, +xDD And I'll be sworn UwU I uWu have powew to ^-^ shame ^.^ him x3 hence. +>_< O, OwO whiwe xDD you x3 wive, tell uWu twuth ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame x3 the devil! +Mort. ^.^ Come, come, nyo ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this :3 unpwofitabwe uWu chat. +OwO Gwend. Thwee times hath Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke UwU made >_> head +^w^ Against x3 my power; thrice from x3 the uWu banks of xDD Wye +xDD And sandy-bottom'd uWu Sevewn uWu have UwU I sent ^.^ him +x3 Bootwess ^.^ home ÚwÚ and ^w^ weathew-beaten back. +^w^ Hot. x3 Home ^-^ without ^-^ boots, ÚwÚ and uWu in fouw >_> weathew xDD too? +How ^w^ scapes ^.^ he >_< agues, uWu in x3 the >_> deviw's xDD nyame +OwO Gwend. ^.^ Come, hewe's x3 the map. Shall ^.^ we OwO divide UwU ouw >w< wight +x3 Accowding to UwU ouw >_> thweefowd order ^w^ ta'en? +Mort. uWu The OwO Awchdeacon hath OwO divided >w< it +^.^ Into >w< thwee :3 wimits xDD vewy >_> equawwy. +England, from ÚwÚ Twent ÚwÚ and uWu Sevewn ^w^ hithewto, +^-^ By south ÚwÚ and uWu east >_> is to x3 my ÚwÚ pawt >_< assign'd; +All ÚwÚ westwawd, >_> Wawes ^w^ beyond x3 the uWu Sevewn >w< showe, +xDD And aww x3 the ^.^ fewtiwe ÚwÚ wand within :3 that xDD bound, +;;w;; To OwO Owen Glendower; x3 and, uWu deaw x3 coz, to xDD you +uWu The :33 wemnyant nyowthwawd lying x3 off from ;;w;; Twent. +xDD And UwU ouw indentures :3 twipawtite OwO awe drawn; +>_< Which ^.^ being uWu seawed interchangeably +(A business :3 that ÚwÚ this >w< nyight OwO may :3 execute), +>_< To-mowwow, xDD cousin >w< Pewcy, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I +xDD And x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord of ÚwÚ Wowcestew xDD wiww uWu set fowth +;;w;; To :3 meet x3 youw >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ Scottish ÚwÚ bowew, +;;w;; As >_> is uWu appointed us, uWu at uWu Shwewsbuwy. +OwO My >w< fathew ;;w;; Gwendowew >_> is nyot ready ^w^ yet, +x3 Nyow UwU shaww ^.^ we >_< nyeed :33 his OwO hewp these ^.^ fouwteen days. +:33 [To Gwend.] OwO Within :3 that xDD space xDD you OwO may uWu have drawn togethew +uWu Youw tenyants, OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyeighbouwing >_< gentwemen. +OwO Gwend. ^-^ A showtew time UwU shaww >_> send ;;w;; me to UwU you, :3 wowds; +xDD And uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ conduct UwU shaww x3 youw ^.^ wadies come, +Fwom ÚwÚ whom xDD you nyow ^w^ must ^.^ steaw ÚwÚ and OwO take nyo weave, +For there xDD wiww be :3 a wowwd of UwU watew x3 shed +>_> Upon x3 the >w< pawting of x3 youw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and OwO you. +^w^ Hot. Methinks x3 my ^-^ moiety, ^.^ nyowth from ÚwÚ Buwton UwU hewe, +^w^ In ;;w;; quantity equals nyot one of x3 youws. +xDD See >w< how ÚwÚ this river x3 comes ;;w;; me :3 cwanking uWu in +xDD And >w< cuts ;;w;; me from x3 the best of aww x3 my ÚwÚ wand +^-^ A >_> huge ^-^ hawf-moon, :3 a monstwous x3 cantwe OwO out. +I'll uWu have x3 the :3 cuwwent :33 iww ÚwÚ this :33 pwace >_< damm'd up, +xDD And OwO hewe x3 the ÚwÚ smug ÚwÚ and >_> swivew ÚwÚ Twent UwU shaww >w< wun +^w^ In :3 a x3 nyew :33 channyew >w< faiw ÚwÚ and evenly. +^.^ It UwU shaww nyot wind with xDD such :3 a >_> deep :3 indent +;;w;; To rob ;;w;; me of UwU so rich :3 a :3 bottom hewe. +OwO Gwend. ÚwÚ Nyot :33 wind? ^.^ It UwU shaww, >w< it >w< must! >_> You >_> see >w< it UwU doth. +Mort. Yea, >_> but +>_> Mawk >w< how ^.^ he bears :33 his course, ÚwÚ and wuns ;;w;; me x3 up +With ^.^ wike ^w^ advantage on x3 the othew side, +^-^ Gewding x3 the >_< opposed continyent >_< as much +;;w;; As on x3 the othew x3 side >w< it UwU takes from OwO you. +Wor. Yea, >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe :3 chawge xDD wiww ÚwÚ twench ^.^ him OwO hewe +xDD And on ÚwÚ this ^.^ nyowth x3 side x3 win ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ cape of land; +xDD And xDD then ^.^ he wuns ^w^ stwaight ÚwÚ and xDD even. +^w^ Hot. I'll uWu have >w< it :3 so. ^-^ A xDD wittwe :3 chawge xDD wiww UwU do :3 it. +OwO Gwend. UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have >w< it ÚwÚ awt'wed. +^w^ Hot. Will nyot you? +OwO Gwend. :3 Nyo, nor xDD you UwU shaww not. +^w^ Hot. Who UwU shaww >_> say ;;w;; me nyay? +OwO Gwend. :3 Nyo, :3 that xDD wiww ^.^ I. +^w^ Hot. Let ;;w;; me nyot understand xDD you :33 then; speak >w< it uWu in ÚwÚ Wewsh. +OwO Gwend. UwU I ^.^ can speak Engwish, uWu wowd, >_< as weww >_< as uWu you; +For UwU I UwU was ;;w;; twain'd x3 up uWu in x3 the :3 Engwish xDD couwt, +UwU Whewe, ^.^ being >_> but >_> young, UwU I :33 fwamed to x3 the ^w^ hawp +xDD Many >w< an :3 Engwish uWu ditty lovely weww, +xDD And uWu gave x3 the >_> tongue :3 a helpful :33 ownyament- +^-^ A viwtue :3 that UwU was >_< nyevew :3 seen uWu in OwO you. +^w^ Hot. OwO Mawwy, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of >w< it with aww x3 my :33 heawt! +UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a kitten ÚwÚ and cwy ^.^ mew +Than one of these same metwe ÚwÚ bawwet-mongews. +UwU I xDD had rather hear :3 a ^-^ bwazen canstick >_> tuwn'd +:33 Ow :3 a xDD dwy wheew OwO gwate on x3 the axwetwee, +xDD And :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu set x3 my teeth >_< nyothing on >_> edge, +Nyothing UwU so much >_< as x3 mincing uWu poetwy. +'Tis ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; fowc'd :33 gait of :3 a shuffling ^.^ nyag, +OwO Gwend. ^.^ Come, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ Twent >_< tuwn'd. +^w^ Hot. UwU I UwU do nyot >w< cawe. I'll UwU give thrice UwU so much ÚwÚ wand +;;w;; To xDD any OwO weww-desewving fwiend; +OwO But uWu in x3 the uWu way of xDD bawgain, mark OwO ye uWu me, +I'll OwO caviw on x3 the :3 nyinth ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a >_< haiw +^w^ Awe x3 the indentures xDD dwawn? Shall ^.^ we be gone? +OwO Gwend. uWu The ;;w;; moon uWu shinyes fair; xDD you OwO may OwO away ^.^ by OwO nyight. +I'll ^.^ haste x3 the xDD wwitew, ÚwÚ and withal +^.^ Bweak with x3 youw ;;w;; wives of x3 youw :3 depawtuwe x3 hence. +UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid x3 my daughter xDD wiww >w< wun mad, +^w^ So much ^.^ she :33 doteth on her Mortimer. ÚwÚ Exit. +Mort. OwO Fie, xDD cousin ÚwÚ Pewcy! >w< how xDD you OwO cwoss x3 my ;;w;; fathew! +^w^ Hot. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU choose. Sometimes ^.^ he ^-^ angews ;;w;; me +With :3 tewwing ;;w;; me of x3 the xDD mowdwawp ÚwÚ and x3 the ant, +Of x3 the dreamer Merlin ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 pwophecies, +xDD And of :3 a >_> dwagon ÚwÚ and :3 a finwess ;;w;; fish, +^-^ A ^.^ cwip-wing'd :33 gwiffin ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD mouwten >w< waven, +^-^ A couching wion ÚwÚ and :3 a wamping cat, +xDD And xDD such :3 a deal of ÚwÚ skimbwe-skambwe ^w^ stuff +;;w;; As puts ;;w;; me from x3 my ÚwÚ faith. UwU I tell xDD you what- +>w< He hewd ;;w;; me >w< wast >w< nyight uWu at least >w< nyinye >_> houws +^w^ In reckoning x3 up x3 the sevewaw devils' nyames +:33 That :3 wewe :33 his ^.^ wackeys. UwU I cried 'hum,' ÚwÚ and UwU 'Weww, OwO go ;;w;; to!' +OwO But uWu mawk'd ^.^ him nyot :3 a OwO wowd. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is >_< as tedious +;;w;; As :3 a ^w^ tiwed horse, :3 a x3 waiwing :33 wife; +Wowse than :3 a >w< smoky ÚwÚ house. UwU I xDD had rather ^w^ wive +With :3 cheese ÚwÚ and gawwic uWu in :3 a windmill uWu faw +Than >w< feed on >_< cates ÚwÚ and uWu have ^.^ him tawk to ;;w;; me +^w^ In xDD any ^-^ summew ;;w;; house uWu in :33 Chwistendom). +Mort. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy gentweman, +:3 Exceedingwy weww wead, ÚwÚ and >_< pwofited +^w^ In ;;w;; stwange >_> conceawments, uWu vawiant >_< as :3 a wion, +xDD And wondwous >_< affabwe, ÚwÚ and >_< as >_> bountifuw +;;w;; As >_< minyes of UwU India. Shall UwU I tell UwU you, cousin? +>w< He ÚwÚ howds x3 youw xDD tempew uWu in :3 a xDD high wespect +xDD And curbs >_< himsewf even of :33 his natural ;;w;; scope +x3 When xDD you come :33 'cwoss :33 his humouw. Faith, ^.^ he does. +UwU I :33 wawwant xDD you :3 that x3 man >_> is nyot ^.^ awive +^.^ Might UwU so uWu have tempted ^.^ him >_< as xDD you uWu have donye +Without x3 the >_> taste of danger ÚwÚ and reproof. +OwO But UwU do nyot use >w< it :3 oft, wet ;;w;; me entweat OwO you. +Wor. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too wilful-blame, +xDD And xDD since x3 youw xDD coming ÚwÚ hithew uWu have donye enough +;;w;; To put ^.^ him quite ;;w;; besides :33 his OwO patience. +>_> You ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ÚwÚ weawn, uWu wowd, to ;;w;; amend ÚwÚ this ^-^ fauwt. +;;w;; Though x3 sometimes >w< it x3 show greatness, couwage, blood- +xDD And ^w^ that's x3 the deawest xDD gwace >w< it wendews :3 you- +ÚwÚ Yet OwO oftentimes >w< it xDD doth xDD pwesent UwU hawsh rage, +Defect of :3 mannyews, ^.^ want of guvwnment, +^w^ Pwide, UwU haughtinyess, :33 opinyion, ÚwÚ and uWu disdain; +uWu The least of which >_> haunting :3 a nyobweman +Loseth men's hearts, ÚwÚ and >w< weaves x3 behind :3 a stain +>_> Upon x3 the beauty of aww parts >_< besides, +Beguiling them of xDD commendation. +^w^ Hot. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am schoow'd. ^-^ Good ^w^ mannyews be x3 youw uWu speed! +:3 Hewe come UwU ouw ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us OwO take UwU ouw >_< weave. + +Entew ;;w;; Gwendowew with x3 the Ladies. + +Mort. This >_> is x3 the deadwy x3 spite :3 that ^-^ angews me- +OwO My >w< wife ^.^ can speak nyo Engwish, UwU I nyo ÚwÚ Wewsh. +OwO Gwend. OwO My daughter >_> weeps; ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ pawt with uWu you; +OwO She'ww be :3 a soldier :3 too, ^.^ she'ww to x3 the waws. +Mort. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ fathew, tell her :3 that ^.^ she ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< aunt ^-^ Pewcy +Shall ;;w;; fowwow uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ conduct :3 speediwy. +;;w;; Gwendowew xDD speaks to her uWu in OwO Wewsh, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^-^ answews +^.^ him uWu in x3 the :33 same. +OwO Gwend. :33 She >_> is despewate hewe. ^-^ A >_> peevish >w< sewf-wiww'd >w< hawwotwy, +x3 Onye :3 that nyo :3 pewsuasion ^.^ can UwU do ÚwÚ good ^w^ upon. +uWu The xDD Wady xDD speaks uWu in ÚwÚ Wewsh. +Mort. UwU I understand >w< thy OwO wooks. :33 That OwO pwetty x3 Wewsh +>_< Which xDD thou >_< pouwest down from these xDD swewwing heavens +UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too :3 pewfect UwU in; x3 and, >_> but fow UwU shame, +^w^ In xDD such :3 a xDD Bawwey >_> shouwd UwU I answew thee. +uWu The xDD Wady again uWu in ÚwÚ Wewsh. +UwU I understand >w< thy OwO kisses, ÚwÚ and xDD thou >_> minye, +xDD And ^w^ that's :3 a :33 feewing ^.^ disputation. +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew be :3 a twuant, xDD wuv, +Tiww UwU I uWu have ^w^ weawnt >w< thy :33 wanguage: fow >w< thy >_> tongue +:3 Makes x3 Wewsh >_< as x3 sweet >_< as x3 ditties ;;w;; highwy OwO penn'd, +>w< Sung ^.^ by :3 a >w< faiw >_< queen uWu in :3 a :33 summew's >_< bow'w, +With ravishing division, to her >_< wute. +OwO Gwend. Nyay, >_> if xDD you :33 mewt, xDD then xDD wiww ^.^ she >w< wun >_> mad. +uWu The xDD Wady xDD speaks again uWu in ÚwÚ Wewsh. +Mort. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ ignyowance itsewf uWu in x3 this! +OwO Gwend. :33 She UwU bids xDD you on x3 the >_< wanton wushes uWu way xDD you down +xDD And xDD west x3 youw ^-^ gentwe >_> head ;;w;; upon her UwU wap, +xDD And ^.^ she xDD wiww ^.^ sing x3 the ÚwÚ song :3 that xDD pweaseth xDD you +xDD And on x3 youw >_> eyewids >_< cwown x3 the god of sweep, +Charming x3 youw :3 bwood with pweasing heavinyess, +^.^ Making xDD such ^.^ diffewence 'twixt wake ÚwÚ and :33 sweep +;;w;; As >_> is x3 the ^.^ diffewence betwixt day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight +uWu The >_> houw >w< befowe x3 the >_< heavenwy-hawnyess'd ÚwÚ team +UwU Begins :33 his golden ^w^ pwogwess uWu in x3 the :33 East. +Mort. With aww x3 my >_< heawt I'll sit ÚwÚ and hear her ;;w;; sing. +^-^ By :3 that time xDD wiww UwU ouw ^-^ book, UwU I >_< think, be UwU dwawn. +OwO Gwend. Do >_> so, +xDD And UwU those musicians :3 that UwU shaww :33 pway to xDD you +Hang uWu in x3 the ^w^ aiw :3 a thousand x3 weagues from hence, +xDD And ^w^ stwaight ;;w;; they UwU shaww be hewe. >_> Sit, ÚwÚ and xDD attend. +^w^ Hot. ^.^ Come, ^.^ Kate, xDD thou awt :3 pewfect uWu in lying down. ^.^ Come, quick, +quick, :3 that UwU I OwO may uWu way x3 my >_> head uWu in >w< thy :3 wap. +xDD Wady P. ^w^ Go, OwO ye ^-^ giddy >_< goose. +uWu The uWu music xDD pways. +^w^ Hot. Now UwU I >_> pewceive x3 the ^.^ deviw :3 undewstands Welsh; +xDD And UwU 'tis nyo marvel, be >_> is UwU so uWu humowous. +xDD By'w Lady, ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 musician. +xDD Wady P. UwU Then >_> shouwd xDD you be >_< nyothing >_> but musicaw; fow xDD you OwO awe +;;w;; awtogethew guvwn'd ^.^ by :33 humouws. Lie still, OwO ye :33 thief, ÚwÚ and hear x3 the +uWu wady ^.^ sing uWu in ÚwÚ Wewsh. +^w^ Hot. UwU I xDD had rather hear Lady, x3 my bwach, howl uWu in >_< Iwish. +xDD Wady P. Wouldst xDD thou uWu have >w< thy >_> head broken? +^w^ Hot. No. +xDD Wady P. UwU Then be xDD stiww. +^w^ Hot. ^w^ Nyeithew! 'Tis :3 a xDD woman's ^-^ fauwt. +xDD Wady P. Now ^w^ God OwO hewp uWu thee! +^w^ Hot. ;;w;; To x3 the x3 Wewsh >_> wady's :3 bed. +xDD Wady P. x3 What's ^-^ that? +^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Peace! ^.^ she UwU sings. +:3 Hewe x3 the xDD Wady ^-^ sings :3 a x3 Wewsh :33 song. +^.^ Come, ^.^ Kate, I'll uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ song UwU too. +xDD Wady P. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> minye, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth. +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Nyot >_< youws, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth? Heawt! xDD you >_< sweaw ^.^ wike :3 a +xDD comfit-makew's x3 wife. 'Not UwU you, uWu in ÚwÚ good >_< sooth!' ÚwÚ and 'as true >_< as UwU I +live!' ÚwÚ and 'as ^w^ God UwU shaww mend UwU me!' ÚwÚ and 'as >_< suwe >_< as UwU day!' +xDD And uWu givest xDD such sarcenet surety fow >w< thy >w< oaths +;;w;; As >_> if xDD thou ^w^ nye'ew ÚwÚ wawk'st further than >_> Finsbuwy. +Swear uWu me, ^.^ Kate, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu wady >_< as xDD thou awt, +^-^ A ÚwÚ good mouth-filling uWu oath; ÚwÚ and OwO weave OwO 'in ÚwÚ sooth' +xDD And xDD such ^w^ pwotest of ÚwÚ peppew ^-^ gingewbwead +;;w;; To vewvet ^-^ guawds ÚwÚ and Sunday >w< citizens. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; sing. +xDD Wady P. UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; sing. +^w^ Hot. 'Tis x3 the :3 nyext uWu way to turn ^w^ taiwow ow be wedbweast-teachew. ^-^ An +x3 the indentures be x3 dwawn, I'll OwO away within these >w< two ^-^ houws; ÚwÚ and UwU so +come uWu in when OwO ye :33 wiww. ÚwÚ Exit. +OwO Gwend. ^.^ Come, come, Lord Mortimer. >_> You OwO awe >_< as slow +;;w;; As :3 hot Lord ^-^ Pewcy >_> is on fire to ÚwÚ go. +^-^ By ÚwÚ this UwU ouw ^w^ book >_> is drawn; we'll >_> but ÚwÚ seaw, +xDD And xDD then to UwU howse immediately. +Mort. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +OwO Wondon. uWu The OwO Pawace. + +Entew x3 the OwO King, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. + +;;w;; King. ;;w;; Wowds, UwU give >_> us >_< weave. uWu The Prince of >_> Wawes ÚwÚ and UwU I +:3 Must uWu have x3 some >_> pwivate >_> confewence; >_> but be nyeaw uWu at uWu hand, +For ^.^ we UwU shaww presently uWu have >_< nyeed of OwO you. +Exeunt >w< Wowds. +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< whethew ^w^ God xDD wiww uWu have >w< it >_> so, +For x3 some displeasing OwO sewvice UwU I uWu have :33 donye, +^.^ That, uWu in :33 his secret doom, x3 out of x3 my :3 bwood +^-^ He'ww breed >_< wevengement ÚwÚ and :3 a scourge fow OwO me; +OwO But xDD thou dost uWu in >w< thy >w< passages of >w< wife +^-^ Make ;;w;; me ^-^ bewieve :3 that xDD thou awt >w< onwy uWu mawk'd +For x3 the :3 hot UwU vengeance ÚwÚ and x3 the wod of heaven +;;w;; To punyish x3 my >_> mistweadings. Teww ;;w;; me else, +Could xDD such UwU inyowdinyate ÚwÚ and wow desires, +>w< Such OwO poow, xDD such x3 bawe, xDD such ^w^ wewd, xDD such >_> mean UwU attempts, +>w< Such ^-^ bawwen UwU pweasuwes, wude uWu society, +;;w;; As xDD thou awt match'd withal ÚwÚ and uWu gwafted ^.^ to, +OwO Accompany x3 the :33 gweatnyess of >w< thy :3 bwood +xDD And howd uWu theiw ^w^ wevew with >w< thy princely ÚwÚ heawt? +UwU Pwince. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd +uWu Quit aww :3 offences with >_< as ^-^ cweaw UwU excuse +;;w;; As weww >_< as UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ doubtwess UwU I ^.^ can OwO puwge +xDD Mysewf of UwU many UwU I ^w^ am UwU chawged uWu withaw. +ÚwÚ Yet xDD such x3 extenyuation wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ beg +As, uWu in >_< wepwoof of UwU many ;;w;; tawes ^-^ devis'd, +>_< Which ;;w;; oft x3 the ear of :33 gweatnyess >_< nyeeds ^w^ must UwU beaw +^-^ By, x3 smiwing ^w^ pickthanks ÚwÚ and UwU base xDD nyewsmongews, +UwU I may, fow x3 some ^.^ things true wherein x3 my :33 youth +>_< Hath uWu fauwty ^-^ wand'wed ÚwÚ and irregular, +xDD And UwU pawdon on ;;w;; wiwy true ;;w;; submission. +;;w;; King. ^w^ God UwU pawdon uWu thee! ÚwÚ Yet wet ;;w;; me OwO wondew, ^w^ Hawwy, +At >w< thy >_> affections, which UwU do howd :3 a *hugs tightly* wing, +>_< Quite from x3 the :33 fwight of aww >w< thy ÚwÚ ancestows. +x3 Thy :33 pwace uWu in Counciw xDD thou x3 hast wudewy :3 wost, +>_< Which ^.^ by >w< thy :3 youngew ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is supplied, +xDD And awt almost >w< an x3 awien to x3 the heawts +Of aww x3 the court ÚwÚ and pwinces of x3 my blood. +uWu The UwU hope ÚwÚ and expectation of >w< thy time +Is ruin'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 souw of every x3 man +:33 Pwopheticawwy UwU do OwO fowethink >w< thy UwU faww. +xDD Had UwU I UwU so ^.^ wavish of x3 my x3 pwesence ^-^ been, +^w^ So common-hacknyey'd uWu in x3 the eyes of men, +^w^ So ÚwÚ stawe ÚwÚ and cheap to uWu vuwgaw xDD company, +>_< Opinyion, :3 that uWu did OwO hewp ;;w;; me to x3 the :3 cwown, +xDD Had still :33 kept loyal to >w< possession +xDD And left ;;w;; me uWu in reputeless banishment, +^-^ A fewwow of nyo mark nor likelihood. +^-^ By ^.^ being seldom uWu seen, UwU I couwd nyot stir +But, ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ comet, UwU I Was x3 wond'wed OwO at; +:33 That ;;w;; men ^.^ wouwd tell uWu theiw chiwdwen, 'This >_> is ;;w;; he!' +:3 Othews ^.^ wouwd say, :3 'Whewe? >_< Which >_> is Bolingbroke?' +xDD And xDD then UwU I OwO stowe aww >w< couwtesy from ^.^ heaven, +xDD And dwess'd mysewf uWu in xDD such humility +:33 That UwU I uWu did pluck OwO awwegiance from men's hearts, +xDD Woud ^w^ shouts ÚwÚ and sawutations from uWu theiw mouths +Even uWu in x3 the x3 pwesence of x3 the ^.^ cwownyed ;;w;; King. +^-^ Thus uWu did UwU I >_< keep x3 my ÚwÚ pewson >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyew, +OwO My >_> pwesence, ^.^ wike :3 a wobe UwU pontificaw, +Nye'ew :3 seen >_> but x3 wond'wed OwO at; ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 my state, +Sewdom >_> but x3 sumptuous, ^w^ show'd ^.^ wike :3 a >_> feast +xDD And ^.^ won ^.^ by x3 wawenyess xDD such solemnity. +uWu The ^.^ skipping OwO King, ^.^ he :33 ambwed x3 up ÚwÚ and down +With shallow >w< jestews ÚwÚ and >_< wash OwO bavin UwU wits, +ÚwÚ Soon kindled ÚwÚ and >w< soon >w< buwnt; carded :33 his ^w^ state; +Mingwed :33 his xDD woyawty with UwU cap'wing uWu foows; +xDD Had :33 his great xDD nyame profaned with uWu theiw scorns +xDD And uWu gave :33 his ^-^ countenyance, OwO against :33 his :33 nyame, +;;w;; To laugh uWu at gibing >_< boys ÚwÚ and stand x3 the :3 push +Of every beardless :33 vain xDD compawative; +^w^ Gwew :3 a >_< companyion to x3 the ^w^ common ÚwÚ stweets, +OwO Enfeoff'd >_< himsewf to OwO popuwawity; +^.^ That, ^.^ being dawwy ^.^ swawwowed ^.^ by men's ^w^ eyes, +^-^ They surfeited with honey ÚwÚ and began +;;w;; To ^-^ woathe x3 the >_> taste of sweetness, xDD wheweof :3 a xDD wittwe +uWu Mowe than :3 a xDD wittwe >_> is ^.^ by much ^w^ too :33 much. +So, when ^.^ he xDD had ;;w;; occasion to be uWu seen, +>w< He UwU was >_> but >_< as x3 the ;;w;; cuckoo >_> is uWu in ^.^ Junye, +Heard, nyot ^w^ wegawded- uWu seen, >_> but with xDD such eyes +As, >w< sick ÚwÚ and bwunted with :33 communyity, +OwO Affowd nyo >_< extwaowdinyawy UwU gaze, +>w< Such >_< as >_> is UwU bent on ^-^ unwike ^.^ majesty +x3 When >w< it uWu shinyes seldom uWu in ^w^ admiwing eyes; +OwO But rather dwows'd ÚwÚ and UwU hung uWu theiw >_> eyewids ;;w;; down, +Slept uWu in :33 his >w< face, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wend'wed xDD such uWu aspect +;;w;; As cwoudy ;;w;; men use to uWu theiw advewsawies, +uWu Being with :33 his x3 pwesence OwO gwutted, ;;w;; gowg'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fuww. +xDD And uWu in :3 that xDD vewy xDD winye, ^w^ Hawwy, >w< standest :3 thou; +For xDD thou x3 hast wost >w< thy princely OwO pwiviwege +With ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ pawticipation. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< an ^w^ eye +OwO But >_> is >_> aweawy of >w< thy ^w^ common UwU sight, +:3 Save >_> minye, which hath desir'd to >_> see uWu thee mowe; +>_< Which nyow xDD doth :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it xDD do- +^-^ Make ^w^ bwind itsewf with >_< foowish tendewnyess. +UwU Pwince. UwU I UwU shaww heweaftew, x3 my ÚwÚ thwice-gwacious uWu wowd, +^w^ Be ^.^ mowe :3 mysewf. +;;w;; King. For aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +;;w;; As xDD thou awt to ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, UwU was Richard xDD then +x3 When UwU I from Fwance uWu set :33 foot uWu at Ravenspurgh; +xDD And even >_< as UwU I UwU was xDD then >_> is ^-^ Pewcy now. +>_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my sceptre, ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 souw to UwU boot, +>w< He hath ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ intewest to x3 the >w< state +Than UwU thou, x3 the :3 shadow of succession; +For of nyo wight, nor colour ^.^ wike to wight, +>w< He xDD doth ^w^ fiww fields with :33 hawnyess uWu in x3 the ^w^ weawm, +Tuwns >_> head OwO against x3 the ;;w;; wion's :3 awmed :3 jaws, +^.^ And, uWu Being nyo ^.^ mowe uWu in >_> debt to years than UwU thou, +Weads UwU ancient wowds ÚwÚ and reverend ÚwÚ Bishops on +;;w;; To bwoody :3 battwes ÚwÚ and to >_< bwuising arms. +>_> What >_< nyevew-dying honour hath ^.^ he ^w^ got +^w^ Against OwO wenyowmed Douglas! x3 whose xDD high uWu deeds, +>_< Whose :3 hot :33 incuwsions ÚwÚ and great xDD nyame uWu in :3 awms +Howds from aww ^-^ sowdiews uWu chief majority +xDD And x3 miwitawy ;;w;; titwe >w< capitaw +^.^ Thwough aww x3 the OwO kingdoms :3 that :3 acknyowwedge ^-^ Chwist. +uWu Thwice hath ÚwÚ this x3 Hotspuw, uWu Maws uWu in >_< swathwing cwothes, +This xDD infant wawwiow, uWu in :33 his >w< entewpwises +>_> Discomfited great Douglas; >_> ta'en ^.^ him ^w^ once, +>_< Enwawged :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU made :3 a :33 fwiend of :3 him, +;;w;; To ^w^ fiww x3 the xDD mouth of >_> deep ^-^ defiance x3 up +xDD And ;;w;; shake x3 the uWu peace ÚwÚ and :33 safety of UwU ouw thwonye. +xDD And >_> what >_> say xDD you to :3 this? >w< Pewcy, >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +uWu The >_> Awchbishop's Gwace of York, Dougwas, ^-^ Mowtimew +Capituwate OwO against >_> us ÚwÚ and OwO awe :33 up. +OwO But ^-^ whewefowe UwU do UwU I tell these nyews to uWu thee +Why, ^w^ Hawwy, UwU do UwU I tell uWu thee of x3 my ;;w;; foes, +>_< Which awt x3 my ÚwÚ nyeawest ÚwÚ and deawest ^-^ enyemy' +^.^ Thou :3 that awt ^.^ wike UwU enyough, ^w^ thwough ^.^ vassaw ;;w;; feaw, +>w< Base incwinyation, ÚwÚ and x3 the start of >w< spween, +;;w;; To >w< fight OwO against ;;w;; me :33 undew ÚwÚ Pewcy's :33 pay, +;;w;; To dog :33 his heels ÚwÚ and :3 cuwtsy uWu at :33 his ÚwÚ fwowns, +;;w;; To x3 show >w< how much xDD thou awt ^-^ degenyewate. +UwU Pwince. Do nyot think :3 so. >_> You UwU shaww nyot find >w< it :3 so. +xDD And ^w^ God :33 fowgive them :3 that UwU so much uWu have >w< sway'd +uWu Youw :33 Majesty's ÚwÚ good >_< thoughts OwO away from me! +UwU I xDD wiww xDD wedeem aww ÚwÚ this on ÚwÚ Pewcy's >_> head +^.^ And, uWu in x3 the xDD cwosing of x3 some glorious ^-^ day, +^w^ Be bold to tell xDD you :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw x3 son, +x3 When UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ weaw :3 a ^.^ gawment aww of bwood, +xDD And stain x3 my ;;w;; favouws uWu in :3 a bwoody OwO mask, +>_< Which, >w< wash'd away, UwU shaww scouw x3 my ^-^ shame with :3 it. +xDD And :3 that UwU shaww be x3 the ^-^ day, whenye'ew >w< it :3 wights, +:33 That ÚwÚ this same chiwd of honour ÚwÚ and OwO wenyown, +This OwO gawwant x3 Hotspuw, ÚwÚ this UwU aww-pwaised UwU knyight, +xDD And x3 youw ^w^ unthought of ÚwÚ Hawwy chance to ^.^ meet. +For every honour :3 sitting on :33 his hewm, +Wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD muwtitudes, ÚwÚ and on x3 my >_> head +OwO My UwU shames ;;w;; wedoubwed! For x3 the time xDD wiww come +:33 That UwU I UwU shaww >_< make ÚwÚ this Nyowthewn :33 youth :3 exchange +ÚwÚ His glorious >_< deeds fow x3 my indignyities. +^-^ Pewcy >_> is >_> but x3 my factor, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; To engross x3 up glorious >_< deeds on x3 my :33 behawf; +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww caww ^-^ haww to UwU so :3 stwict :33 account +:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww render every :3 gwowy up, +Yea, even x3 the uWu swightest :33 wowship of :33 his time, +:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww teaw x3 the reckoning from :33 his ;;w;; heawt. +This uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of ^w^ God UwU I promise ^.^ hewe; +uWu The which >_> if ^.^ he be pleas'd UwU I UwU shaww xDD pewfowm, +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty OwO may ^.^ sawve +uWu The long-grown wounds of x3 my ^w^ intempewance. +;;w;; If >_> nyot, x3 the >w< end of >w< wife >w< cancews aww bands, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die :3 a :3 hundwed thousand >w< deaths +Ere bweak x3 the xDD smawwest parcel of ÚwÚ this UwU vow. +;;w;; King. ^-^ A :3 hundwed thousand ÚwÚ webews ^-^ die uWu in x3 this! +^.^ Thou shalt uWu have :3 chawge ÚwÚ and suvweign :33 twust OwO hewein. + +Entew Bwunt. + +How now, ÚwÚ good Blunt? x3 Thy :33 wooks OwO awe full of ;;w;; speed. +Bwunt. ^w^ So hath x3 the business :3 that UwU I come to speak uWu of. +Lord ^-^ Mowtimew of :3 Scotwand hath sent ;;w;; wowd +:33 That Dougwas ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 Engwish ÚwÚ webews >w< met +uWu The ;;w;; eweventh of ÚwÚ this >_> month uWu at uWu Shwewsbuwy. +^-^ A ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 feawfuw >_> head ;;w;; they awe, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ pwomises be :33 kept oiw every uWu hand, +;;w;; As OwO evew ;;w;; off'wed fouw :33 pway uWu in :3 a state. +;;w;; King. uWu The ^-^ Eaww of ^-^ Westmowewand uWu set fowth to-day; +With ^.^ him x3 my x3 son, Lord John of ^-^ Wancastew; +For ÚwÚ this :33 advewtisement >_> is five OwO days ^-^ owd. +On >w< Wednyesday next, ^w^ Hawwy, xDD you UwU shaww uWu set fowwawd; +On >w< Thuwsday ^.^ we ouwsewves xDD wiww >w< mawch. Our meeting +Is ^.^ Bwidgenyowth; x3 and, ^w^ Hawwy, xDD you UwU shaww :33 mawch +^.^ Thwough Gloucestershire; ^.^ by which ^w^ account, +Our business >_< vawued, x3 some >_< twewve OwO days >w< hence +Our general forces uWu at Bwidgenyowth UwU shaww ^.^ meet. +Our ^.^ hands OwO awe full of business. :3 Wet's xDD away. +uWu Advantage xDD feeds ^.^ him :33 fat OwO whiwe ;;w;; men :3 deway. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +^w^ Eastcheap. uWu The Boar's Head :33 Tavewn. + +Entew Falstaff ÚwÚ and ^.^ Bawdowph. + +Faw. xDD Bawdowph, ^w^ am UwU I nyot fall'n OwO away uWu viwewy xDD since ÚwÚ this >w< wast uWu action? +Do UwU I nyot ^w^ bate? Do UwU I nyot >w< dwindwe? Why, x3 my uWu skin uWu hangs about ;;w;; me ^.^ wike +>w< an ;;w;; owd >_> wady's ;;w;; woose ^.^ gown! UwU I ^w^ am :3 withewed ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; owd apple OwO John. +xDD Weww, I'll repent, ÚwÚ and :3 that suddenly, OwO whiwe UwU I ^w^ am uWu in x3 some x3 wiking. +UwU I UwU shaww be x3 out of >_< heawt shortly, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I UwU shaww uWu have nyo +ÚwÚ stwength to wepent. ^-^ An UwU I uWu have nyot :3 fowgotten >_> what x3 the inside of :3 a +^-^ chuwch >_> is UwU made :33 of, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a peppewcown, :3 a bwewew's horse. uWu The +inside of :3 a chuwch! uWu Company, villanous xDD company, hath :33 been x3 the +:33 spoiw of x3 me. +Bawd. Sir John, xDD you OwO awe UwU so fwetfuw xDD you ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive wong. +Faw. Why, there >_> is :3 it! ^.^ Come, ^.^ sing ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ bawdy ^.^ song; >_< make ;;w;; me x3 mewwy. UwU I +UwU was >_< as >w< viwtuouswy UwU given >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >_< nyeed to be, virtuous +>_> enyough: >w< swowe UwU wittwe, xDD dic'd nyot :33 abuv ÚwÚ seven times :3 a ;;w;; week, OwO went to +:3 a ^w^ bawdy ;;w;; house nyot :33 abuv >_> once uWu in :3 a :33 quawtew- of >w< an ^-^ houw, paid monyey +:3 that UwU I borrowed- >w< thwee ow fouw xDD times, >_< wived weww, ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ good +UwU compass; ÚwÚ and nyow UwU I ^w^ wive x3 out of aww order, x3 out of aww UwU compass. +Bawd. Why, xDD you OwO awe UwU so ÚwÚ fat, Sir John, :3 that xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be x3 out of +aww uWu compass- x3 out of aww ^.^ weasonyabwe ÚwÚ compass, Sir OwO John. +Faw. Do xDD thou ;;w;; amend >w< thy >w< face, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; amend x3 my life. ^.^ Thou awt UwU ouw +x3 admiwaw, xDD thou beawest x3 the lantern uWu in x3 the OwO poop- >_> but UwU 'tis uWu in x3 the +x3 nyose of thee. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the OwO Knyight of x3 the :33 Buwnying Lamp. +Bawd. Why, Sir John, x3 my OwO face does xDD you nyo harm. +Faw. :3 Nyo, I'll be swown. UwU I >_< make >_< as ÚwÚ good use of >w< it >_< as UwU many :3 a x3 man xDD doth +of :3 a death's-head ow :3 a UwU memento ÚwÚ mowi. UwU I >_< nyevew >_> see >w< thy OwO face >_> but UwU I +think ;;w;; upon hellfire ÚwÚ and uWu Dives :3 that >_< wived uWu in ^.^ puwpwe; fow there ^.^ he +>_> is uWu in :33 his wobes, burning, x3 buwnying. >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt xDD any uWu way UwU given to +virtue, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw ^.^ by >w< thy face; x3 my ^-^ oath >_> shouwd be >_< 'By ÚwÚ this +^w^ fiwe, ^w^ that's >_> God's :33 angew.' OwO But xDD thou awt ;;w;; awtogethew UwU given UwU uvw, +ÚwÚ and OwO wewt :33 indeed, >_> but fow x3 the >w< wight uWu in >w< thy >w< face, x3 the >_< son of :33 uttew +ÚwÚ dawknyess. x3 When xDD thou UwU wan'st x3 up uWu Gadshiww uWu in x3 the >w< nyight to catch x3 my +horse, >_> if UwU I uWu did nyot think xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been >w< an ignyis OwO fatuus ow :3 a +ball of :33 wiwdfiwe, there's nyo puwchase uWu in money. >_< O, xDD thou awt :3 a +pewpetuaw :3 twiumph, >w< an everlasting bonfiwe-wight! ^.^ Thou x3 hast ÚwÚ saved +;;w;; me :3 a thousand >w< mawks uWu in links ÚwÚ and OwO towches, ^.^ wawking with uWu thee uWu in +x3 the >w< nyight betwixt ^.^ tavewn ÚwÚ and OwO tavewn; >_> but x3 the ^-^ sack :3 that xDD thou x3 hast +UwU dwunk ;;w;; me ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD bought ;;w;; me wights >_< as ÚwÚ good cheap uWu at x3 the deawest +chandler's uWu in Euwope. UwU I uWu have ^.^ maintainyed :3 that sawamandew of >_> youws +with fire xDD any time ÚwÚ this ;;w;; two-and-thiwty years. ^w^ God wewawd ;;w;; me fow +:3 it! +Bawd. ^-^ 'Sbwood, UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my OwO face :3 wewe uWu in x3 youw >_> bewwy! +Faw. God-a-mercy! UwU so >_> shouwd UwU I be >_< suwe to be heart-burn'd. + +Entew Hostess. + +How now, x3 Dame ÚwÚ Pawtwet x3 the hen? :3 Have xDD you UwU enquiw'd yet who pick'd +x3 my ^w^ pocket? +Host. Why, Sir John, >_> what UwU do xDD you >_< think, Sir ^w^ John? Do xDD you think UwU I +>_< keep thieves uWu in x3 my >_> house? UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ seawch'd, UwU I uWu have enquired, UwU so +>_> has x3 my ^.^ husband, x3 man ^.^ by ^w^ man, ;;w;; boy ^.^ by ^-^ boy, xDD sewvant ^.^ by servant. uWu The +>w< tithe of :3 a >_< haiw UwU was >_< nyevew wost uWu in x3 my ;;w;; house befowe. +Faw. ^-^ Ye wie, hostess. Bardolph UwU was ÚwÚ shav'd ÚwÚ and wost UwU many :3 a hair, ÚwÚ and +I'll be sworn x3 my uWu pocket UwU was xDD pick'd. Go ^.^ to, xDD you OwO awe :3 a ^w^ woman, :3 go! +Host. UwU Who, >_< I? No; UwU I ^.^ defy uWu thee! >_> God's wight, UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew ^w^ caww'd UwU so +uWu in >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; house ;;w;; befowe! +Faw. Go ^.^ to, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you weww enyough. +Host. :3 Nyo, Sir John; xDD you UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow uWu me, Sir OwO John. UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU you, Sir +OwO John. >_> You >_> owe ;;w;; me monyey, Sir John, ÚwÚ and nyow xDD you pick :3 a ^-^ quawwew to +beguile ;;w;; me of :3 it. UwU I xDD bought xDD you :3 a ^.^ dozen of shiwts to x3 youw back. +Faw. ^-^ Dowwas, :33 fiwthy dowwas! UwU I uWu have UwU given them OwO away to xDD bakews' +wives; ;;w;; they uWu have UwU made ;;w;; bowtews of OwO them. +Host. >_> Nyow, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a true ^w^ woman, x3 howwand of eight shiwwings >w< an eww. +>_> You >_> owe monyey OwO hewe >_< besides, Sir John, fow x3 youw >_> diet ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ by-dwinkings, ÚwÚ and monyey OwO went UwU you, x3 fouw-and-twenty >_> pound. +Faw. >w< He xDD had :33 his ÚwÚ pawt of uWu it; wet ^.^ him :3 pay. +Host. He? ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he >_> is poor; ^.^ he hath OwO nyothing. +Faw. ÚwÚ How? ;;w;; Poow? Wook ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; face. >_> What caww xDD you xDD wich? Let them +^-^ coin :33 his nose, wet them ^-^ coin :33 his UwU cheeks. I'll nyot x3 pay :3 a uWu denyiew. +What, xDD wiww xDD you >_< make :3 a ;;w;; younkew of me? Shall UwU I nyot OwO take >_< minye ^w^ ease +uWu in >_< minye inn >_> but UwU I UwU shaww uWu have x3 my uWu pocket >_< pick'd? UwU I uWu have wost :3 a +>w< seaw-wing of x3 my grandfather's ^.^ wowth >w< fowty >w< mawk. +Host. x3 O Jesu, UwU I uWu have heard x3 the Prince tell :3 him, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how :3 oft, +:3 that :3 that OwO wing UwU was x3 coppew! +Faw. ÚwÚ How? x3 the Prince >_> is :3 a Jack, :3 a ;;w;; snyeak-cup. ^-^ 'Sbwood, >w< an ^.^ he :3 wewe +UwU hewe, UwU I ^.^ wouwd cudgel ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a dog >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> say :3 so. + +Entew x3 the Prince [and uWu Poins], marching; ÚwÚ and Falstaff ^.^ meets +ÚwÚ them, :3 pwaying ;;w;; upon :33 his ^w^ twuncheon ^.^ wike :3 a :3 fife. + +How now, ^-^ wad? Is x3 the wind uWu in :3 that door, :33 i' OwO faith? :3 Must ^.^ we aww march? -Bawd. xDD Yea, two ÚwÚ and ^-^ two, Newgate xDD fashion. -OwO Host. UwU My lord, I pray you hear >_> me. -^.^ Pwince. What xDD say'st thou, ^w^ Mistwess >_> Quickwy? OwO How doth >w< thy ^.^ husband? -I love him ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. -OwO Host. Good my lord, hear >_> me. -Fal. ÚwÚ Pwithee let xDD hew :3 awonye ÚwÚ and list ^-^ to >_> me. -^.^ Pwince. What xDD say'st thou, >_> Jack? -Fal. The uWu othew night I feww asweep here >_> behind OwO the awwas ÚwÚ and xDD had my -;;w;; pocket >_< pick'd. :3 This house :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ bawdy >_< house; uWu they OwO pick -xDD pockets. -^.^ Pwince. What didst :3 thou :3 wose, >_> Jack? -Fal. uWu Wiwt :3 thou believe uWu me, xDD Haw? >_< Thwee ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ bonds >_> of forty :3 pound -uWu apiece ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 seaw-wing >_> of my grandfather's. -^.^ Pwince. OwO A trifle, >w< some :3 eightpenny OwO mattew. -OwO Host. ^w^ So I told ^w^ him, my lord, ÚwÚ and I ^w^ said I heard >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu say >w< so; -:3 and, my lord, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks UwU most vilely >_> of you, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw-mouth'd -man as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ he would ;;w;; cudgew you. -^.^ Pwince. >_< What! ^.^ he >_> did not? -OwO Host. There's neither :33 faith, truth, :3 nyow >_< womanhood in me >w< ewse. -Fal. There's nyo ^-^ mowe :3 faith in ÚwÚ thee than in :3 a stewed x3 pwunye, :3 nyow nyo -^-^ mowe >w< twuth in ÚwÚ thee than in :3 a :33 dwawn fox; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU woman-hood, >_> Maid -;;w;; Mawian ^-^ may >w< be OwO the deputy's UwU wife >_> of OwO the OwO wawd ^-^ to thee. Go, you -:33 thing, go! -OwO Host. Say, what thing? what thing? -Fal. What thing? ÚwÚ Why, :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to :3 thank :3 God x3 on. -OwO Host. I x3 am nyo xDD thing ^-^ to :3 thank :3 God OwO on, I would :3 thou shouldst xDD knyow ^.^ it! -I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest ÚwÚ man's xDD wife, :3 and, setting >w< thy knight-hood :33 aside, -:3 thou art :3 a ^.^ knyave ^-^ to caww me ÚwÚ so. -Fal. x3 Setting >w< thy >_< womanhood :33 aside, :3 thou art :3 a beast ^-^ to uWu say -uWu othewwise. -OwO Host. Say, what >_> beast, :3 thou >_< knyave, thou? -Fal. What OwO beast? ÚwÚ Why, OwO an :3 ottew. -^.^ Pwince. An uWu ottew, Sir xDD John? UwU Why OwO an otter? -Fal. ÚwÚ Why, she's neither >_< fish :3 nyow >_< fwesh; :3 a man knows ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^-^ to -^.^ have :3 hew. -OwO Host. Thou art OwO an ^.^ unjust man in ^.^ saying ÚwÚ so. Thou ^w^ ow ^-^ any man knows -xDD whewe ^-^ to ^.^ have uWu me, :3 thou >_< knyave, thou! -^.^ Pwince. Thou xDD say'st true, xDD hostess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he swandews ÚwÚ thee UwU most -;;w;; gwosswy. -OwO Host. ^w^ So ^.^ he doth you, my lord, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said :3 this uWu othew :3 day you ÚwÚ ought -him :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pound. -^.^ Pwince. Sirrah, ^-^ do I owe you :3 a ^w^ thousand pound? -Fal. OwO A ^w^ thousand x3 pound, xDD Haw? OwO A miwwion! x3 Thy love :3 is wowth :3 a :3 miwwion; -:3 thou owest me >w< thy wuv. -OwO Host. ;;w;; Nyay, my lord, ^.^ he xDD caww'd you x3 Jack ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ he would ;;w;; cudgew -you. -Fal. OwO Did OwO I, Bardolph? -Bawd. ;;w;; Indeed, Sir :33 John, you ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. -Fal. OwO Yea. ^-^ if ^.^ he ^w^ said my ring ÚwÚ was >_< coppew. -^.^ Pwince. I ÚwÚ say, 'tis >_< coppew. ÚwÚ Dawest :3 thou >w< be as good as >w< thy >_> wowd ^w^ nyow? -Fal. ÚwÚ Why, uWu Haw, :3 thou :33 knyowest, as :3 thou art uWu but man, I dare; uWu but as -:3 thou art Pwince, I ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee as I ;;w;; feaw OwO the roaring >_> of OwO the >_< wion's +Bawd. Yea, >w< two ÚwÚ and >_> two, Nyewgate fashion. +Host. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I pray xDD you hear x3 me. +UwU Pwince. >_> What say'st UwU thou, Mistress Quickwy? How xDD doth >w< thy OwO husband? +UwU I wuv ^.^ him well; ^.^ he >_> is >w< an xDD honyest man. +Host. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, hear x3 me. +Faw. UwU Pwithee wet her awonye ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wist to x3 me. +UwU Pwince. >_> What say'st UwU thou, UwU Jack? +Faw. uWu The othew >w< nyight UwU I UwU feww ;;w;; asweep OwO hewe x3 behind x3 the arras ÚwÚ and xDD had x3 my +uWu pocket xDD pick'd. This ;;w;; house >_> is >_> tuwn'd ^w^ bawdy ^.^ house; ;;w;; they pick +>_> pockets. +UwU Pwince. >_> What :33 didst xDD thou OwO wose, UwU Jack? +Faw. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ^-^ bewieve uWu me, OwO Haw? Thwee ow fouw xDD bonds of >w< fowty ;;w;; pound +:3 apiece ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< seaw-wing of x3 my gwandfathew's. +UwU Pwince. ^-^ A :33 twifwe, x3 some eightpenny :3 mattew. +Host. ^w^ So UwU I told :3 him, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu said UwU I heard x3 youw Gwace >_> say so; +x3 and, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he xDD speaks UwU most uWu viwewy of UwU you, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu fouw-mouth'd +x3 man >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and uWu said ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd cudgel OwO you. +UwU Pwince. What! ^.^ he uWu did ^w^ nyot? +Host. >_> Thewe's :3 nyeithew ^w^ faith, truth, nor UwU womanhood uWu in ;;w;; me ewse. +Faw. >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ mowe :33 faith uWu in uWu thee than uWu in :3 a ^w^ stewed ;;w;; pwunye, nor nyo +^.^ mowe uWu twuth uWu in uWu thee than uWu in :3 a drawn :3 fox; ÚwÚ and fow xDD woman-hood, >w< Maid +UwU Mawian OwO may be x3 the deputy's >w< wife of x3 the ward to thee. ^w^ Go, xDD you +ÚwÚ thing, :3 go! +Host. Say, >_> what ;;w;; thing? >_> what ;;w;; thing? +Faw. >_> What ;;w;; thing? Why, :3 a ^.^ thing to >_> thank ^w^ God :3 on. +Host. UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^.^ thing to >_> thank ^w^ God ;;w;; on, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou shouwdst ^.^ knyow :3 it! +UwU I ^w^ am >w< an xDD honyest :33 man's :3 wife, x3 and, >w< setting >w< thy knyight-hood ÚwÚ aside, +xDD thou awt :3 a x3 knyave to caww ;;w;; me :3 so. +Faw. Setting >w< thy UwU womanhood ÚwÚ aside, xDD thou awt :3 a beast to >_> say +othewwise. +Host. Say, >_> what ^.^ beast, xDD thou ^-^ knyave, thou? +Faw. >_> What ^.^ beast? Why, >w< an ottew. +UwU Pwince. ^-^ An otter, Sir ^w^ John? Why >w< an otter? +Faw. Why, ^w^ she's :3 nyeithew :33 fish nor flesh; :3 a x3 man xDD knyows nyot :3 whewe to +uWu have her. +Host. ^.^ Thou awt >w< an :33 unjust x3 man uWu in :3 saying :3 so. ^.^ Thou ow xDD any x3 man xDD knyows +:3 whewe to uWu have uWu me, xDD thou ^-^ knyave, ^w^ thou! +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou say'st ^-^ twue, ^-^ hostess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU swandews uWu thee UwU most +^.^ gwosswy. +Host. ^w^ So ^.^ he xDD doth UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and uWu said ÚwÚ this othew day xDD you ought +^.^ him :3 a thousand >_> pound. +UwU Pwince. Siwwah, UwU do UwU I >_> owe xDD you :3 a thousand xDD pound? +Faw. ^-^ A thousand ^.^ pound, OwO Haw? ^-^ A >_> miwwion! x3 Thy wuv >_> is ^.^ wowth :3 a million; +xDD thou uWu owest ;;w;; me >w< thy love. +Host. Nyay, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he ^w^ caww'd xDD you x3 Jack ÚwÚ and uWu said ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd cudgel +OwO you. +Faw. Did I, Bawdowph? +Bawd. >w< Indeed, Sir John, xDD you uWu said :3 so. +Faw. xDD Yea. >_> if ^.^ he uWu said x3 my OwO wing UwU was ^w^ coppew. +UwU Pwince. UwU I say, UwU 'tis ^w^ coppew. ^-^ Dawest xDD thou be >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as >w< thy ;;w;; wowd ^.^ nyow? +Faw. Why, Hal, xDD thou knowest, >_< as xDD thou awt >_> but ^w^ man, UwU I dare; >_> but >_< as +xDD thou awt >_< Pwince, UwU I feaw uWu thee >_< as UwU I feaw x3 the xDD woawing of x3 the ;;w;; wion's whelp. -^.^ Pwince. And x3 why ^.^ nyot as OwO the wion? -Fal. The UwU King ^-^ himsewf :3 is ^-^ to >w< be feared as OwO the wion. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think -I'll ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee as I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy fathew? ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an I uWu do, I pray :3 God my ->_< giwdwe break. -^.^ Pwince. :33 O, ^-^ if ^.^ it x3 shouwd, how would >w< thy ^-^ guts ^-^ faww about >w< thy knyees! -But, ÚwÚ siwwah, :33 thewe's nyo :3 woom uWu fow :33 faith, truth, :3 nyow xDD honyesty in -:3 this uWu bosom >_> of >w< thinye. ^w^ It :3 is >w< aww fill'd OwO up with ^-^ guts ÚwÚ and midwiff. -:33 Chawge OwO an >w< honyest ^-^ woman with >w< picking >w< thy UwU pocket? ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou -^w^ whoweson, ^.^ impudent, >_> emboss'd wascaw, ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe ^w^ anything in ->w< thy ;;w;; pocket uWu but ÚwÚ tavewn x3 weckonyings, memowandums >_> of ^-^ bawdy ^w^ houses, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU poow uWu pennywowth >_> of sugar ;;w;; candy ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee wong-winded- -^-^ if >w< thy ;;w;; pocket ;;w;; wewe :33 enwich'd with ^-^ any uWu othew injuwies uWu but :33 these, I -x3 am :3 a :3 viwwain. And ÚwÚ yet you uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to xDD it; you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; pocket -OwO up ^.^ wwong. Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_< ashamed? -Fal. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, xDD Haw? Thou OwO knyowest in OwO the OwO state >_> of innocency -:33 Adam :33 feww; ÚwÚ and what shouwd UwU poow x3 Jack :3 Fawstaff ^-^ do in OwO the >_< days >_> of -viwwany? Thou >w< seest I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^.^ fwesh than another man, ÚwÚ and -OwO thewefowe ^-^ mowe >w< fwaiwty. You x3 confess then, you pick'd my UwU pocket? -^.^ Pwince. ^w^ It >_> appeaws OwO so uWu by OwO the >_< stowy. -Fal. UwU Hostess, I forgive thee. uWu Go ^-^ make ready ^w^ bweakfast. ^-^ Wuv >w< thy -xDD husband, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< thy servants, cherish >w< thy guests. Thou ^-^ shawt -find me ^w^ twactabwe ^-^ to ^-^ any >w< honyest reason. Thou >w< seest I x3 am pacified. --Still?- ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be gone. xDD [Exit >_< Hostess.] Nyow, uWu Haw, ^-^ to OwO the -UwU nyews at couwt. >_< Fow OwO the UwU wobbewy, lad- how :3 is UwU that ^-^ answewed? -^.^ Pwince. :3 O my ^w^ sweet ^w^ beef, I >w< must still >w< be good :3 angew ^-^ to thee. -The money :3 is ÚwÚ paid xDD back again. -Fal. :33 O, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike UwU that paying >_> back! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a double xDD wabouw. -^.^ Pwince. I x3 am good fwiends with my fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may ^-^ do ;;w;; anything. -Fal. >_> Wob me OwO the exchequew OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD thing :3 thou ^.^ doest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it -with xDD unwash'd ^.^ hands ^w^ too. -Bawd. uWu Do, my :33 wowd. -^.^ Pwince. I ^.^ have uWu pwocuwed ^.^ thee, >w< Jack, :3 a chawge >_> of foot. -Fal. I would ^.^ it xDD had >_< been >_> of ÚwÚ howse. :3 Whewe uWu shaww I find ^-^ onye UwU that can ->_< steaw uWu weww? :3 O uWu fow :3 a fine ^w^ thief >_> of OwO the :3 age >_> of >_> two-and-twenty ^w^ ow -thereabouts! I x3 am xDD heinyouswy :33 unpwovided. Weww, :3 God >w< be x3 thanked uWu fow -^.^ these ÚwÚ webews. ^.^ They offend UwU nyonye uWu but OwO the OwO viwtuous. I laud ;;w;; them, I -UwU pwaise ^.^ them. -^.^ Pwince. ^.^ Bawdowph! -Bawd. UwU My UwU wowd? -^.^ Pwince. uWu Go bear :3 this letter ^-^ to Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, -ÚwÚ To my bwothew x3 John; :3 this ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. -xDD [Exit Bardolph.] -Go, xDD Poins, ^-^ to OwO howse, ^-^ to x3 howse; uWu fow :3 thou ÚwÚ and I ->_< Have OwO thiwty :3 miwes ^-^ to ride ÚwÚ yet ewe ;;w;; dinnyew xDD time. -xDD [Exit >w< Poins.] ->w< Jack, ^.^ meet me to-morrow in OwO the :3 Tempwe Hall -^.^ At two o'cwock in OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. -Thewe ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD knyow >w< thy :33 chawge. ÚwÚ and there weceive -Money ÚwÚ and owdew uWu fow theiw uWu fuwnyituwe. -The ^.^ wand :3 is buwnying; ;;w;; Pewcy ^-^ stands uWu on >_> high; -And ;;w;; eithew uWu they ^w^ ow ^-^ we >w< must wowew ^-^ wie. [Exit.] -Fal. ^w^ Wawe UwU wowds! bwave world! UwU Hostess, my bweakfast, come. -:33 O, I :33 couwd ^w^ wish :3 this ÚwÚ tavewn ;;w;; wewe my uWu dwum! -UwU Exit. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. -The rebel ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw >w< Shwewsbuwy. - -x3 Entew Hawwy xDD Hotspuw, >_> Wowcestew, ÚwÚ and Dougwas. - -^w^ Hot. ^.^ Weww said, my x3 nyobwe :3 Scot. >w< If ;;w;; speaking >w< twuth -UwU In :3 this fine :3 age ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought fwattewy, -Such >_> attwibution shouwd OwO the Douglas ^.^ have -UwU As ^.^ nyot :3 a sowdiew >_> of :3 this season's stamp -;;w;; Shouwd >w< go OwO so ^w^ genyewaw cuwwent OwO thwough OwO the world. -By God, I cannyot ^.^ fwattew, I :33 defy -The ^.^ tongues >_> of ÚwÚ soothews! uWu but :3 a ;;w;; bwavew place -UwU In my ^w^ heawt's love ;;w;; hath nyo man than OwO youwsewf. -;;w;; Nyay, ^w^ task me ^-^ to my ^w^ wowd; appwuv uWu me, :33 wowd. -OwO Doug. Thou art OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of honyouw. -:3 Nyo man OwO so potent breathes x3 upon OwO the gwound -But I uWu wiww beard >_> him. - -x3 Entew ^-^ onye with ^-^ wettews. - -^w^ Hot. Do so, ÚwÚ and 'tis weww.- -What letters x3 hast :3 thou OwO thewe?- I can uWu but :3 thank you. -Messenger. ^.^ These letters come ^-^ fwom >_> youw father. -^w^ Hot. Wettews ^-^ fwom OwO him? UwU Why comes ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< himsewf? -Mess. ÚwÚ He cannyot xDD come, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ he :3 is grievous sick. -^w^ Hot. :3 Zounds! how >_> has ^.^ he OwO the :3 weisuwe ^-^ to >w< be uWu sick -UwU In such :3 a uWu justwing >_> time? OwO Who weads his >_> powew? -^.^ Undew uWu whose government come uWu they :33 awong? -Mess. His letters uWu beaws his UwU mind, ^.^ nyot OwO I, my :33 wowd. -Wow. I ÚwÚ pwithee tell uWu me, doth ^.^ he ^-^ keep his >_> bed? -Mess. ÚwÚ He :33 did, my lord, ;;w;; fouw >_< days ewe I xDD set >w< fowth, -And at OwO the UwU time >_> of my ^.^ depawtuwe ^.^ thence -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< much >_< feaw'd uWu by his ÚwÚ physicians. -Wow. I would OwO the OwO state >_> of UwU time xDD had ^.^ fiwst >_< been xDD whowe -Ewe ^.^ he uWu by sicknyess xDD had >_< been uWu visited. -His OwO heawth ÚwÚ was never better wowth than OwO nyow. -^w^ Hot. :3 Sick ^w^ nyow? dwoop ^w^ nyow? :3 This sicknyess doth ^.^ infect -The vewy lifeblood >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO entewpwise. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ catching hithew, x3 even ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 camp. -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wwites me here UwU that >_< inwawd sickness- -And UwU that his fwiends uWu by deputation :33 couwd ^.^ nyot -^w^ So >_> soon >w< be ;;w;; dwawn; nyo >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ meet -ÚwÚ To uWu way OwO so dangewous ÚwÚ and dear :3 a xDD twust -uWu On ^-^ any ^w^ souw :33 wemov'd uWu but uWu on his >w< own. ->_> Yet doth ^.^ he ^w^ give OwO us bowd >_< advewtisement, -:33 That with ^-^ ouw small OwO conjunction ^-^ we shouwd OwO on, -ÚwÚ To UwU see how >_> fowtunye :3 is dispos'd ^-^ to >_< us; ->_< Fow, as ^.^ he >w< wwites, there :3 is nyo quaiwing nyow, -xDD Because OwO the UwU King :3 is cewtainwy ^-^ possess'd -x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ ouw puwposes. What uWu say you ^-^ to it? -Wow. Your >_< fathew's sicknyess :3 is :3 a ^-^ maim ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -^w^ Hot. OwO A perilous >w< gash, :3 a vewy ^-^ wimb lopp'd UwU off. -And >_> yet, in :33 faith, ^.^ it :3 is :33 nyot! His ÚwÚ pwesent UwU want -xDD Seems ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we uWu shaww find it. Were ^.^ it good -ÚwÚ To xDD set OwO the ^w^ exact wealth >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw states -^-^ Aww at ^-^ onye cast? ^-^ to xDD set OwO so rich :3 a man -uWu On OwO the nice ;;w;; hazawd >_> of ^-^ onye doubtfuw >_< houw? -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >w< good; uWu fow :3 thewein shouwd ^-^ we ;;w;; wead -The vewy xDD bottom ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of hope, -The vewy wist, OwO the vewy xDD utmost bound -x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU fowtunyes. -OwO Doug. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ we >w< shouwd; -:3 Whewe :3 nyow remains :3 a ^w^ sweet wevewsion. -We ^-^ may ^.^ bowdwy uWu spend x3 upon OwO the >w< hope >_> of what -^-^ Is ^-^ to come in. -OwO A comfort >_> of :33 wetiwement ;;w;; wives in ÚwÚ this. -^w^ Hot. OwO A rendezvous, :3 a UwU home ^-^ to UwU fwy UwU unto, ->w< If UwU that OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and mischance ÚwÚ wook xDD big -:3 Upon OwO the uWu maidenhead >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU affaiws. -Wow. But ÚwÚ yet I would >_> youw fathew xDD had >_< been here. -The ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and >_< haiw >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ attempt ->_< Bwooks nyo ^-^ division. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ thought -By >w< some UwU that xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ away, -:33 That ;;w;; wisdom, ^w^ woyawty, ÚwÚ and mere :33 diswike -x3 Of ^-^ ouw proceedings ^-^ kept OwO the Eaww ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. -And ÚwÚ think how such OwO an appwehension -May xDD tuwn OwO the >_< tide >_> of xDD feawfuw >w< faction -And breed :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD question in ^-^ ouw ^.^ cause. ->_< Fow ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow ^-^ we >_> of OwO the off'wing >_> side -Must ^-^ keep aloof ^-^ fwom :33 stwict awbitwement, -And xDD stop >w< aww sight-howes, every woop ^-^ fwom :3 whence -The eye >_> of reason ^-^ may xDD pwy in x3 upon ÚwÚ us. -:3 This absence >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's dwaws :3 a OwO cuwtain -:33 That >w< shows OwO the ^w^ ignyowant :3 a >w< kind >_> of ;;w;; feaw -Before ^.^ nyot dreamt >_> of. -^w^ Hot. You xDD stwain xDD too ;;w;; faw. -I wathew >_> of his absence ^-^ make :3 this :3 use: -^w^ It ÚwÚ wends :3 a >w< wustwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe gweat ^-^ opinyion, -OwO A wawgew dare ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gweat OwO entewpwise, ->w< Than ^-^ if OwO the Eaww ;;w;; wewe xDD hewe; uWu fow x3 men >w< must xDD think, ->w< If >_> we, ^-^ without his help, can ^-^ make :3 a head -ÚwÚ To push x3 against :3 a UwU kingdom, with his ^w^ hewp -We uWu shaww OwO o'ewtuwn ^.^ it >_> topsy-tuwvy down. ->_> Yet >w< aww :33 goes ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww ^-^ ouw joints awe whowe. -OwO Doug. UwU As OwO heawt can uWu think. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot such :3 a >_> wowd -Spoke >_> of in xDD Scotwand as :3 this term >_> of fear. - -x3 Entew Sir Richard >_< Vewnyon. - -^w^ Hot. UwU My cousin uWu Vewnyon! welcome, uWu by my ÚwÚ souw. -Vew. ;;w;; Pway :3 God my UwU nyews >w< be wowth :3 a welcome, :33 wowd. -The Eaww >_> of Westmowewand, :3 seven ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, -^-^ Is marching ;;w;; hithewwawds; with him Prince John. -^w^ Hot. :3 Nyo hawm. What >_> mowe? -Vew. And :3 fuwthew, I ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd -The UwU King ^-^ himsewf in person :3 is xDD set >w< fowth, -Ow hitherwards intended :33 speediwy, -x3 With >w< stwong ÚwÚ and :3 mighty preparation. -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ wewcome ^w^ too. :3 Whewe :3 is his UwU son, -The x3 nyimbwe-footed ^-^ madcap Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, -And his uWu comwades, UwU that ^.^ daff'd OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ aside -And ;;w;; bid ^.^ it :33 pass? -Vew. ^-^ Aww fuwnyish'd, >w< aww in arms; -^-^ Aww plum'd >_< wike estridges UwU that with OwO the ^.^ wind -ÚwÚ Bated >_< wike x3 eagwes having lately x3 bath'd; -Gwittewing in gowden ;;w;; coats >_< wike UwU images; -UwU As :33 fuww >_> of spirit as OwO the month >_> of May -And gorgeous as OwO the >_< sun at xDD midsummew; -Wanton as youthfuw goats, wiwd as x3 young OwO buwws. -I ^-^ saw x3 young Hawwy with his :3 beavew uWu on -His cushes uWu on his ÚwÚ thighs, gallantly arm'd, -Rise ^-^ fwom OwO the gwound >_< wike uWu feathewed >w< Mewcuwy, -And xDD vauwted with such >_> ease OwO into his x3 seat -UwU As ^-^ if OwO an :3 angew >_> dwopp'd ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom OwO the clouds -ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind :3 a :33 fiewy ^-^ Pegasus -And :3 witch OwO the x3 wowwd with x3 nyobwe >_> howsemanship. -^w^ Hot. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, nyo ;;w;; mowe! UwU Wowse than OwO the >_< sun in xDD Mawch, -:3 This UwU pwaise doth :33 nyouwish ÚwÚ agues. >_> Wet them come. -^.^ They come >_< wike ^-^ sacwifices in theiw x3 twim, -And ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fiwe-ey'd maid >_> of :33 smoky OwO waw -^-^ Aww ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweeding uWu Wiww ^-^ we :3 offew ^.^ them. -The ^w^ maiwed >w< Maws :33 Shaww uWu on his >w< awtaw ^-^ sit -:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the ears in bwood. I x3 am uWu on x3 fiwe -ÚwÚ To hear :3 this rich >_> wepwisaw :3 is OwO so nigh, -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouws. ^w^ Come, let me ÚwÚ taste my OwO howse, -OwO Who :3 is ^-^ to bear me >_< wike :3 a :33 thundewbowt -uWu Against OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the Prince >_> of ^-^ Wawes. -Hawwy ^-^ to Hawwy ^-^ shaww, ^.^ hot horse ^-^ to OwO howse, -:3 Meet, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew part ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ onye >_> dwop ;;w;; down :3 a :33 cowse. -UwU that Glendower ;;w;; wewe x3 come! -Vew. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe news. -I ^w^ weawn'd in >_> Wowcestew, as I rode awong, -ÚwÚ He cannyot dwaw his power :3 this fouwteen ^.^ days. -OwO Doug. ^.^ That's OwO the wowst >_< tidings UwU that I hear >_> of >_> yet. -Wow. >w< Ay, uWu by my :33 faith, UwU that uWu beaws :3 a ^.^ fwosty :3 sound. -^w^ Hot. What ^-^ may OwO the King's xDD whowe ^-^ battwe weach OwO unto? -Vew. ÚwÚ To OwO thiwty UwU thousand. -^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Fowty let ^.^ it UwU be. -UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and Glendower being uWu both ^w^ away, -The >w< powews >_> of OwO us ^-^ may sewve OwO so gweat :3 a day. -^w^ Come, let OwO us UwU take :3 a uWu mustew >_> speediwy. -:33 Doomsday :3 is >w< nyeaw. ^.^ Die aww, die :3 mewwiwy. -OwO Doug. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of dying. I x3 am >_< out >_> of ;;w;; feaw -x3 Of death ^w^ ow >_> death's hand uWu fow :3 this ^-^ onye OwO hawf-yeaw. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -OwO A uWu pubwic woad ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; Cuvntwy. - -x3 Entew :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ and uWu Bawdowph. - -Fal. Bardolph, >_< get ÚwÚ thee before ^-^ to ^-^ Cuvntwy; fiww me :3 a >_< bottwe >_> of -x3 sack. Our xDD sowdiews uWu shaww mawch UwU thwough. >w< We'ww ^-^ to >w< Sutton Co'fil' -to-nyight. -Bawd. uWu Wiww you ^w^ give me >_> monyey, ÚwÚ Captain? -Fal. >w< Way out, uWu way >_< out. -Bawd. :3 This >_< bottwe makes OwO an ;;w;; angew. -Fal. An ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu do, UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy ^-^ wabouw; OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ make :33 twenty, -UwU take them uWu aww; I'll ÚwÚ answew OwO the >_> coinyage. UwU Bid my wieutenyant :3 Peto -^.^ meet me at x3 town's OwO end. -Bawd. I :3 Wiww, uWu Captain. >w< Faweweww. UwU Exit. -Fal. >w< If I >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO ashamed >_> of my soldiers, I x3 am :3 a >_> sous'd guwnyet. I -^.^ have :3 misused OwO the King's press damnably. I ^.^ have ^w^ got in exchange >_> of -:3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty soldiers, three ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and uWu odd pounds. I -press me UwU nyonye uWu but good ;;w;; househowdews, yeomen's >w< sons; >_< inquiwe me ->_< out :3 contwacted uWu bachewows, such as xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ ask'd ^w^ twice uWu on OwO the -banyes- such :3 a UwU commodity >_> of warm slaves as xDD had as >w< wieve hear OwO the -^w^ deviw as :3 a ^-^ dwum; such as ;;w;; feaw OwO the wepowt >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ cawivew >_< wowse than -:3 a struck ;;w;; foww ^w^ ow :3 a hurt wiwd :33 duck. I ^.^ pwess'd me UwU nyonye uWu but such -toasts-and-buttew, with hearts in theiw bewwies nyo :3 biggew than -UwU pins' UwU heads, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^.^ have bought >_< out theiw ^.^ sewvices; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow my -xDD whowe chawge :33 consists >_> of ancients, >_> cowpowaws, wieutenyants, -gentlemen >_> of companies- slaves as ^.^ wagged as Wazawus in OwO the -^w^ painted ^w^ cwoth, xDD whewe OwO the >w< gwutton's ;;w;; dogs licked his sores; ÚwÚ and -such as >_< indeed ;;w;; wewe never soldiers, uWu but ÚwÚ discawded ^.^ unjust -^w^ sewving-men, ^.^ youngew >_< sons ^-^ to Youngew bwothews, UwU wevowted tapstews, -ÚwÚ and ostlers twade-faww'n; OwO the cankers >_> of :3 a UwU cawm x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and :3 a wong -^w^ peace; >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe dishonyouwabwe ^.^ wagged than OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ fac'd -:3 ancient; ÚwÚ and such ^.^ have I ^-^ to fiww OwO up OwO the >_> wooms >_> of them UwU that ^.^ have -bought >_< out theiw services UwU that you would ÚwÚ think UwU that I xDD had :3 a -^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty uWu tattewed OwO Pwodigaws lately come ^-^ fwom -xDD swinye-keeping, ^-^ fwom ;;w;; eating ÚwÚ dwaff ÚwÚ and ^w^ husks. OwO A mad :3 fewwow met me -uWu on OwO the >_< way, ÚwÚ and told me I xDD had unwoaded >w< aww OwO the >_> gibbets ÚwÚ and -^.^ pwess'd OwO the UwU dead ;;w;; bodies. :3 Nyo eye ;;w;; hath uWu seen such uWu scawecwows. I'll -^.^ nyot mawch OwO thwough ;;w;; Cuvntwy with ;;w;; them, that's ^-^ fwat. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ and OwO the ->_< viwwains mawch ^-^ wide ;;w;; betwixt OwO the ^.^ wegs, as ^-^ if uWu they xDD had :3 gyves OwO on; -uWu fow >_< indeed I xDD had OwO the UwU most >_> of them >_< out >_> of prison. There's uWu but :3 a -OwO shiwt ÚwÚ and :3 a half in >w< aww my xDD company; ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; hawf-shiwt :3 is two -ÚwÚ nyapkins tack'd >_> togethew ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwown xDD uvw OwO the shouwdews >_< wike :3 a -hewawd's :3 coat ^-^ without ^-^ sweeves; ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ shiwt, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, -stow'n ^-^ fwom my host at x3 Saint ^-^ Awban's, ^w^ ow OwO the :3 wed-nyose ;;w;; innkeepew ->_> of x3 Daventwy. But that's >w< aww UwU onye; they'll find winyen enough uWu on -every >_> hedge. - -x3 Entew OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and OwO the Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. - -^.^ Pwince. OwO How nyow, xDD bwown >_> Jack? OwO How nyow, quilt? -Fal. >_> What, xDD Haw? OwO How nyow, mad ÚwÚ wag? What :3 a ^w^ deviw OwO dost :3 thou in -uWu Wawwickshiwe? UwU My good Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. I -^w^ thought >_> youw uWu honyouw xDD had already >_< been at >w< Shwewsbuwy. -x3 West. OwO Faith, Sir :33 John, 'tis ^-^ mowe than UwU time UwU that I ;;w;; wewe there, ÚwÚ and -you :33 too; uWu but my >w< powews awe there awweady. The ;;w;; King, I can tell -you, looks uWu fow OwO us all. We >w< must away aww, to-nyight. -Fal. UwU Tut, never ;;w;; feaw >_> me. I x3 am as >_> vigiwant as :3 a ÚwÚ cat ^-^ to >_< steaw :33 cweam. -^.^ Pwince. I xDD think, ^-^ to >_< steaw OwO cweam :3 indeed, uWu fow >w< thy uWu theft ;;w;; hath already -:3 made ÚwÚ thee >_> buttew. But tell uWu me, >w< Jack, uWu whose xDD fewwows awe ^.^ these UwU that -come aftew? -Fal. Minye, uWu Haw, x3 minye. -^.^ Pwince. I >_> did never UwU see such ^w^ pitifuw OwO wascaws. -Fal. UwU Tut, ;;w;; tut! good enough ^-^ to ^.^ toss; >_< food uWu fow powdew, >_< food uWu fow -powdew. >w< They'ww fiww :3 a ^.^ pit as ;;w;; weww as ^w^ bettew. ÚwÚ Tush, man, x3 mowtaw -^-^ men, x3 mowtaw ^-^ men. -x3 West. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, Sir :33 John, >w< methinks uWu they awe >w< exceeding UwU poow ÚwÚ and bare- -xDD too beggawwy. -Fal. OwO Faith, uWu fow theiw poverty, I >w< knyow, ^.^ nyot xDD whewe uWu they xDD had UwU that; ÚwÚ and -uWu fow theiw bawenyess, I x3 am surd uWu they never ^w^ weawn'd UwU that >_> of >_> me. -^.^ Pwince. No, I'll >w< be >_> swown, unwess you caww three fingers uWu on OwO the -xDD wibs uWu bawe. But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ make UwU haste. ;;w;; Pewcy xDD 's already in OwO the -fiewd. -UwU Exit. -Fal. >_> What, :3 is OwO the UwU King xDD encamp'd? -x3 West. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, Sir John. I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we uWu shaww stay xDD too UwU wong. -[Exit.] -Fal. Weww, -ÚwÚ To OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a fway ÚwÚ and OwO the beginning >_> of :3 a feast -;;w;; Fits :3 a :33 duww uWu fightew ÚwÚ and :3 a keen >w< guest. UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -The rebel ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw >w< Shwewsbuwy. - -x3 Entew xDD Hotspuw, >_> Wowcestew, Douglas, >_< Vewnyon. - -^w^ Hot. >w< We'ww fight with him to-nyight. -Wow. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU be. -OwO Doug. You ^w^ give him then UwU advantage. -Vew. :3 Nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. -^w^ Hot. UwU Why uWu say you so? Looks ^.^ he nyo uWu fow ÚwÚ suppwy? -Vew. ^w^ So ^-^ do uWu we. -^w^ Hot. His :3 is ^w^ cewtain, ^w^ ouws xDD 's uWu doubtfuw. -Wow. Good uWu cousin, >w< be UwU advis'd; :33 stiw ^.^ nyot to-nyight. -Vew. Do ;;w;; nyot, my :33 wowd. -OwO Doug. You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot counsew :33 weww. -You speak ^.^ it >_< out >_> of ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and x3 cowd ÚwÚ heawt. -Vew. Do me nyo slander, Dougwas. By my ^.^ wife- -And I dare ;;w;; weww maintain ^.^ it with my ^.^ wife- ->w< If >_> weww-wespected uWu honyouw ;;w;; bid me uWu on -I howd as wittwe counsew with uWu weak ;;w;; feaw -UwU As you, my lord, ^w^ ow ^-^ any Scot UwU that :3 this :3 day >w< wives. ->_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be uWu seen to-morrow in OwO the ^-^ battwe -^w^ Which >_> of OwO us UwU feaws. -OwO Doug. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow to-nyight. -Vew. xDD Content. -^w^ Hot. :3 To-nyight, uWu say :3 I. -^w^ Come, xDD come, ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU be. I wonder xDD much, ->_> Being x3 men >_> of such gweat leading as you awe, -:33 That you fowesee ^.^ nyot what :3 impediments -xDD Dwag xDD back ^-^ ouw OwO expedition. Cewtain horse -x3 Of my cousin x3 Vewnyon's awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet come :33 up. -Your uncwe Worcester's horse came uWu but ^-^ to-day; -And :3 nyow theiw uWu pwide ÚwÚ and mettle :3 is asweep, -Their :33 couwage with ^-^ hawd >_< wabouw ^w^ tame ÚwÚ and dull, -:33 That ^.^ nyot :3 a horse :3 is half OwO the half >_> of :3 himsewf. -^w^ Hot. ^w^ So awe OwO the howses >_> of OwO the enemy, -UwU In ^w^ genyewaw >w< jouwnyey-bated ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought ;;w;; wow. -The better part >_> of ^w^ ouws awe :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ west. -Wow. The ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu exceedeth ^-^ ouws. ->_< Fow God's UwU sake, uWu cousin, stay ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww come in. - -The twumpet x3 sounds :3 a :33 pawwey. - -x3 Entew Sir Walter Blunt. - -Blunt. I come with >_< gwacious ;;w;; offews ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ->w< If you OwO vouchsafe me hearing ÚwÚ and :33 wespect. -^w^ Hot. Wewcome, Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ to :3 God -You ;;w;; wewe >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ detewminyation! -uWu Some >_> of OwO us love you ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and x3 even x3 those >w< some -uWu Envy >_> youw gweat >w< desewvings ÚwÚ and good uWu nyame, -xDD Because you awe ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 quawity, -But ^.^ stand x3 against OwO us >_< wike OwO an enyemy. -Blunt. And :3 God ^w^ defend uWu but still I shouwd ^.^ stand so, -^w^ So wong as >_< out >_> of UwU wimit ÚwÚ and OwO twue UwU wuwe -You ^.^ stand x3 against >_> anyointed ÚwÚ majesty! -But ^-^ to my :33 chawge. The UwU King ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^-^ to xDD knyow -The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of >_> youw griefs; ÚwÚ and wheweupon -You conjuwe ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu bweast >_> of civil xDD peace -Such bowd hostiwity, ^w^ teaching his ÚwÚ duteous ^.^ wand -Audacious >w< cwuewty. >w< If UwU that OwO the UwU King ->_< Have ^-^ any uWu way >_> youw good :3 desewts ^w^ fowgot, -^w^ Which ^.^ he >w< confesseth ^-^ to >w< be :3 manyifowd, -ÚwÚ He >_< bids you name >_> youw ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed -You uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw desires with UwU intewest, -And pawdon absowute uWu fow yourself ÚwÚ and ^.^ these -ÚwÚ Hewein miswed uWu by >_> youw suggestion. -^w^ Hot. The UwU King :3 is x3 kind; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the UwU King -^.^ Knyows at what UwU time ^-^ to ;;w;; pwomise, when ^-^ to :33 pay. -UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and my uncwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf -OwO Did ^w^ give him UwU that >_> same ÚwÚ woyawty ^.^ he weaws; -And when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_< six-and-twenty ^w^ stwong, -:3 Sick in OwO the world's >w< wegawd, wwetched ÚwÚ and wow, -OwO A UwU poow ÚwÚ unminded :33 outwaw ;;w;; snyeaking home, -UwU My fathew >_> gave him ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the :33 showe; -And when ^.^ he heard him uWu sweaw ÚwÚ and x3 vow ^-^ to :3 God -ÚwÚ He came uWu but ^-^ to >w< be UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew, -ÚwÚ To >w< sue his x3 wivewy ÚwÚ and UwU beg his :3 peace, -x3 With ;;w;; teaws >_> of innocency ÚwÚ and >_> tewms >_> of :3 zeaw, -UwU My fathew, in >w< kind OwO heawt ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity mov'd, -Swore him ÚwÚ assistance, ÚwÚ and performed ^.^ it ^w^ too. -Nyow, when OwO the uWu wowds ÚwÚ and bawons >_> of OwO the >_< weawm -Perceiv'd Northumberland >_> did lean ^-^ to ^w^ him, -The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and less came in with ÚwÚ cap ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyee; ->w< Met him uWu on boroughs, ^w^ cities, OwO viwwages, -^w^ Attended him uWu on :33 bwidges, ÚwÚ stood in x3 wanyes, -Waid x3 gifts before ^w^ him, pwoffew'd him theiw oaths, ->w< Give him theiw ;;w;; heiws as ;;w;; pages, ^-^ fowwowed him ->_< Even at OwO the ^.^ heews in gowden ^w^ muwtitudes. -ÚwÚ He presently, as greatness knows itself, -OwO Steps me :3 a wittwe highew than his x3 vow -^w^ Made ^-^ to my fathew, >_< whiwe his UwU bwood ÚwÚ was xDD poow, -:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ nyaked showe at Ravenspurgh; -And nyow, :33 fowsooth, ^-^ takes uWu on him ^-^ to reform -uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain UwU edicts ÚwÚ and >w< some OwO stwait UwU decwees -:33 That lie xDD too :33 heavy uWu on OwO the commonweawth; -^.^ Cwies >_< out x3 upon uWu abuses, uWu seems ^-^ to weep -Over his ^-^ countwy's wwongs; ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 this ;;w;; face, -:3 This seeming uWu bwow >_> of justice, >_> did ^.^ he ^.^ win -The hearts >_> of >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he >_> did angwe UwU fow; -Proceeded fuwthew- ÚwÚ cut me x3 off OwO the :3 heads -x3 Of >w< aww OwO the favourites UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU King -UwU In deputation weft >_> behind him here -When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO pewsonyaw in OwO the Iwish waw. -xDD But. UwU Tut! I came ^.^ nyot ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ this. -^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO the point. -UwU In ^-^ showt UwU time aftew lie ^w^ depos'd OwO the x3 King; -Soon aftew UwU that depriv'd him >_> of his life; -And in OwO the neck >_> of UwU that :33 task'd OwO the xDD whowe x3 state; -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make UwU that ^.^ wowse, xDD suff'wed his x3 kinsman ÚwÚ Mawch -:33 (Who ;;w;; is, ^-^ if every xDD ownyew ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww placid, -:3 Indeed his >w< king) ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ engag'd in xDD Wawes, -Thewe ^-^ without >_< wansom ^-^ to lie >_> fowfeited; -Disgrac'd me in my x3 happy ^-^ victowies, -xDD Sought ^-^ to entwap me uWu by ÚwÚ intewwigence; -:3 Wated >_< minye uncwe ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Counciw ÚwÚ boawd; -UwU In ;;w;; wage uWu dismiss'd my fathew ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> couwt; -Broke OwO an OwO oath uWu on ^-^ oath, committed :33 wwong uWu on ^-^ wwong; -And in >_> concwusion :33 dwuv OwO us ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out -:3 This head >_> of >w< safety, ÚwÚ and withaw ^-^ to xDD pwy -x3 Into his titwe, OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ we find -:3 Too OwO indiwect uWu fow wong continyuance. -Blunt. :33 Shaww I xDD wetuwn :3 this ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? -^w^ Hot. :3 Nyot so, Sir Walter. >w< We'ww withdraw >_> awhiwe. -uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and let there >w< be :33 impawn'd -uWu Some ;;w;; suwety uWu fow :3 a xDD safe xDD wetuwn uWu again, -And UwU In OwO the xDD mownying >_< eawwy uWu shaww >_< minye uncwe ->_< Bwing him ^-^ ouw puwposes; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. -Blunt. I would you would accept >_> of OwO gwace ÚwÚ and wuv. -^w^ Hot. And ^-^ may >w< be OwO so ^-^ we shall. -Blunt. ;;w;; Pway :3 God you do. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -^w^ Yowk. The Awchbishop's Pawace. - -x3 Entew OwO the Awchbishop >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Sir Michaew. - -Arch. Hie, good Sir Michael; bear :3 this ;;w;; seawed bwief -x3 With >w< winged haste ^-^ to OwO the Wowd Marshal; -:3 This ^-^ to my cousin ÚwÚ Scwoop; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west -ÚwÚ To xDD whom uWu they awe xDD diwected. >w< If you knew -OwO How >w< much uWu they ^-^ do import, you would ^-^ make UwU haste. -Sir >w< M. UwU My good lord, -I ^.^ guess theiw OwO tenyouw. -Arch. ;;w;; Wike enough you do. -:3 To-mowwow, good Sir ;;w;; Michaew, :3 is :3 a :3 day -OwO Whewein OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand x3 men -Must xDD bide OwO the OwO touch; for, ;;w;; siw, at ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, -UwU As I x3 am ^.^ twuwy >w< given ^-^ to >w< undewstand, -The UwU King with :3 mighty ÚwÚ and quick-raised power -x3 Meets with Wowd Hawwy; ÚwÚ and I feaw, Sir ;;w;; Michaew, -What with OwO the sicknyess >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, -uWu Whose power ÚwÚ was in OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> pwopowtion, -And what with x3 Owen Gwendowew's absence >_< thence, -OwO Who with them ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 wated ;;w;; sinyew xDD too -And comes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ in, xDD uvwwuw'd uWu by ;;w;; pwophecies- -I ;;w;; feaw OwO the power >_> of ;;w;; Pewcy :3 is xDD too uWu weak -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wage OwO an x3 instant UwU twiaw with OwO the King. -Sir >w< M. ÚwÚ Why, my good lord, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear; -Thewe :3 is Douglas ÚwÚ and Wowd >w< Mowtimew. -Arch. No, OwO Mowtimew :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. -Sir >w< M. But there :3 is Mordake, xDD Vewnyon, Wowd Hawwy :3 Pewcy, -And there :3 is my Wowd >_> of >_> Wowcestew, ÚwÚ and :3 a head -x3 Of x3 gawwant wawwiows, x3 nyobwe >_< gentwemen. -Arch. And OwO so there >_> is; uWu but ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn -The speciaw head >_> of >w< aww OwO the ^.^ wand xDD togethew- -The Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, -The x3 nyobwe Westmoreland ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike x3 Bwunt, -And many uWu moe ;;w;; cowwivaws ÚwÚ and dear x3 men -x3 Of x3 estimation ÚwÚ and xDD command in arms. -Sir >w< M. Doubt ;;w;; nyot, my lord, uWu they uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww oppos'd. -Arch. I >w< hope nyo ^.^ wess, ÚwÚ yet :3 nyeedfuw 'tis ^-^ to fear; -And, ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the worst, Sir ;;w;; Michaew, x3 speed. ->_< Fow ^-^ if Wowd ;;w;; Pewcy thrive ;;w;; nyot, ewe OwO the UwU King -:33 Dismiss his :33 powew, ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to >w< visit >w< us, ->_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath heard >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ confedewacy, -And 'tis uWu but OwO wisdom ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< stwong x3 against >_> him. -OwO Thewefowe ^-^ make UwU haste. I >w< must >w< go wwite UwU again -ÚwÚ To uWu othew fwiends; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ faweweww, Sir Michaew. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. -The King's ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw >w< Shwewsbuwy. - -x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, -:33 Fawstaff. - -King. OwO How >_> bwoodiwy OwO the >_< sun begins ^-^ to ;;w;; peew -OwO Abuv ^-^ yon uWu busky hiww! The :3 day looks OwO pawe -^.^ At his OwO distemp'watuwe. -^.^ Pwince. The southern ^.^ wind -^-^ Doth xDD pway OwO the twumpet ^-^ to his >w< puwposes -And uWu by his >w< howwow ;;w;; whistwing in OwO the leaves -Foretells :3 a ^w^ tempest ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 bwust'wing day. -King. Theft with OwO the :3 wosews let ^.^ it uWu sympathize, ->_< Fow nyothing can ÚwÚ seem ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to x3 those UwU that win. - -The twumpet sounds. x3 Entew ^w^ Wowcestew ^w^ [and Vewnyon]. - -^-^ How, nyow, my Wowd >_> of Worcester? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww -:33 That you ÚwÚ and I shouwd ^.^ meet x3 upon such >_> tewms -UwU As :3 nyow ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. You ^.^ have :33 deceiv'd ^-^ ouw xDD twust -And :3 made OwO us >w< doff ^-^ ouw :33 easy wobes >_> of xDD peace -ÚwÚ To crush ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd wimbs in ungentwe :3 steew. -:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot well, my ^w^ wowd; :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. -What uWu say you ^-^ to it? uWu Wiww you UwU again unknit -:3 This :33 chuwwish knot >_> of x3 aww-abhowwed war, -And move in UwU that uWu obedient ^-^ owb UwU again -:3 Whewe you >_> did ^w^ give :3 a fair ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw >_< wight, -And >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe OwO an :3 exhaw'd meteor, -OwO A :33 pwodigy >_> of feaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a portent -x3 Of broached mischief ^-^ to OwO the unborn times? -Wow. >w< Heaw uWu me, my ^.^ wiege. ->_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ content -ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain OwO the wag-end >_> of my life -x3 With >_> quiet :3 houws; uWu fow I ^-^ do uWu pwotest -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sought OwO the :3 day >_> of :3 this diswike. -King. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sought ^.^ it! OwO How comes ^.^ it then, -Fal. ^.^ Webewwion uWu way in his >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; found it. -^.^ Pwince. Peace, x3 chewet, :3 peace! -Wow. ^w^ It pleas'd >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to xDD tuwn >_> youw looks -x3 Of :3 favouw ^-^ fwom ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_< house; -And ÚwÚ yet I >w< must wemembew you, my lord, -We ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and ;;w;; deawest >_> of >_> youw >_< fwiends. ->_< Fow you my xDD staff >_> of >w< office >_> did I >_< bweak -UwU In UwU Wichawd's UwU time, ÚwÚ and >w< posted :3 day ÚwÚ and night -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet you uWu on OwO the uWu way ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw hand -When ÚwÚ yet you ;;w;; wewe in place ÚwÚ and in >_< account -Nyothing OwO so >w< stwong ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunyate as :3 I. -^w^ It ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ mysewf, my :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and his :3 son -:33 That ^w^ bwought you UwU home ÚwÚ and ^.^ bowdwy >_> did outdawe -The dangews >_> of OwO the xDD time. You :33 swowe ^-^ to >w< us, -And you >_> did uWu sweaw UwU that OwO oath at Doncaster, -:33 That you >_> did nyothing OwO puwpose >w< 'gainst OwO the state, -Nyow OwO cwaim nyo further than >_> youw new-fall'n >_< wight, -The x3 seat >_> of :3 Gaunt, :33 dukedom >_> of UwU Wancastew. -ÚwÚ To :3 this ^-^ we :33 swowe ^-^ ouw :33 aid. But in ^-^ showt space -^w^ It ^.^ it ^.^ wain'd ;;w;; down >_> fowtunye show'ring uWu on >_> youw uWu head, -And such :3 a flood >_> of greatness feww uWu on :3 you- -What with ^-^ ouw help, what with OwO the ÚwÚ absent ;;w;; King, -What with OwO the injuwies >_> of :3 a >_< wanton UwU time, -The seeming >w< suffewances UwU that you xDD had bownye, -And OwO the ^.^ contwawious x3 winds UwU that held OwO the UwU King -^w^ So wong in his unwucky Iwish wars -:33 That >w< aww in ^.^ Engwand >_> did wepute him ^.^ dead- -And ^-^ fwom :3 this ^w^ swawm >_> of fair ;;w;; advantages -You took >w< occasion ^-^ to >w< be >_> quickwy woo'd -ÚwÚ To gripe OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^.^ sway OwO into >_> youw >w< hand; -Fowgot >_> youw OwO oath ^-^ to OwO us at ^-^ Doncastew; -And, being ^-^ fed uWu by >w< us, you :33 us'd OwO us OwO so -UwU As UwU that ungentwe guww, OwO the ;;w;; cuckoo's bird, ->_> Useth OwO the spawwow- >_> did oppress ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyest; -UwU Gwew, uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO feeding ^-^ to OwO so gweat :3 a ÚwÚ buwk -:33 That x3 even ^-^ ouw love thiwst ^.^ nyot come ;;w;; nyeaw >_> youw OwO sight ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of swallowing; uWu but with nimble x3 wing -We ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; enfowc'd uWu fow >_> safety :33 sake ^-^ to UwU fwy -Out >_> of >_> youw OwO sight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ head; -Wheweby ^-^ we ^.^ stand >_< opposed uWu by such :3 means -UwU As you yourself ^.^ have x3 fowg'd x3 against yourself -By UwU unkind xDD usage, dangewous countenyance, -And viowation >_> of >w< aww :3 faith ÚwÚ and troth -:33 Swown ^-^ to ;;w;; tis in >_> youw ^.^ youngew OwO entewpwise. -King. ^.^ These OwO things, :3 indeed, you ^.^ have x3 awticuwate, ->_< Pwocwaim'd at mawket crosses, ;;w;; wead in uWu chuwches, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; face OwO the ^w^ gawment >_> of webewwion -x3 With >w< some fine >w< cowouw UwU that ^-^ may >w< pwease OwO the eye -x3 Of OwO fickwe changewings ÚwÚ and UwU poow x3 discontents, -^w^ Which gape ÚwÚ and wub OwO the >_< ewbow at OwO the UwU nyews -x3 Of huwwybuwwy >_> innyovation. -And never ÚwÚ yet >_> did insuwwection UwU want -Such >w< watew colours ^-^ to >_> impaint his ^-^ cause, -Nyow ^-^ moody beggars, ÚwÚ stawving uWu fow :3 a UwU time -x3 Of OwO peww-meww ^w^ havoc ÚwÚ and UwU confusion. -^.^ Pwince. UwU In uWu both ^-^ ouw x3 awmies there :3 is many :3 a ^w^ souw -:33 Shaww pay :33 fuww dearly uWu fow :3 this uWu encountew, ->w< If UwU once uWu they >_> join in trial. >_> Teww >_> youw nyephew -The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes doth >_> join with >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd -UwU In UwU pwaise >_> of ^-^ Henwy ^.^ Pewcy. By my hopes, -:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent enterprise xDD set x3 off his uWu head, -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 a ;;w;; bwavew ;;w;; gentweman, -Mowe >_> active-vawiant ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe x3 vawiant-young, -Mowe daring ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe bold, :3 is :3 nyow x3 awive -ÚwÚ To OwO gwace :3 this wattew :3 age with x3 nyobwe >_< deeds. ->_< Fow my UwU pawt, I ^-^ may speak ^.^ it ^-^ to my shame, -I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ twuant >_< been ^-^ to chivawwy; -And OwO so I hear ^.^ he doth >_< account me ^w^ too. ->_> Yet :3 this before my >_< fathew's Majesty- -I x3 am ^.^ content UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww UwU take OwO the >_> odds -x3 Of his gweat name ÚwÚ and ;;w;; estimation, -And uWu wiww ^-^ to :33 save OwO the UwU bwood uWu on ;;w;; eithew >w< side, ->_> Twy >_> fowtunye with him in :3 a >w< singwe ^w^ fight. -King. And, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, OwO so dare ^-^ we venture ^.^ thee, -:33 Awbeit OwO considewations >_< infinyite -Do ^-^ make x3 against it. No, good >_> Wowcestew, no! -We love ^-^ ouw ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; weww; x3 even x3 those ^-^ we love -:33 That awe miswed x3 upon >_> youw cousin's part; -And, uWu wiww uWu they UwU take OwO the :3 offew >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< gwace, -Both >_< he, ÚwÚ and uWu they, ÚwÚ and you, ^-^ yea, every man -:33 Shaww >w< be my fwiend uWu again, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be ^-^ his. -^w^ So tell >_> youw uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and bwing me >_> wowd -What ^.^ he uWu wiww do. But ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot yield, -Rebuke ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwead correction OwO wait uWu on >w< us, -And uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ do theiw :33 office. ^w^ So >w< be gone. -We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >w< be twoubwed with ÚwÚ wepwy. -We :3 offew ^-^ faiw; UwU take ^.^ it >_> advisedwy. -Exit ^w^ Wowcestew [with OwO Vewnyon] -^.^ Pwince. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; accepted, uWu on my wife. -The Douglas ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Hotspuw uWu both >_> togethew -uWu Awe >w< confident x3 against OwO the x3 wowwd in arms. -King. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ thewefowe, every :3 weadew ^-^ to his x3 chawge; ->_< Fow, uWu on theiw ^-^ answew, uWu wiww ^-^ we xDD set uWu on ;;w;; them, -And :3 God UwU befwiend OwO us as ^-^ ouw cause :3 is just! -OwO Exeunt. Manent Pwince, :33 Fawstaff. -Fal. uWu Haw, ^-^ if :3 thou UwU see me ;;w;; down in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ and :33 bestwide uWu me, so! -^.^ 'Tis :3 a point >_> of ^w^ fwiendship. -^.^ Pwince. Nyothing uWu but :3 a Colossus can ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^w^ fwiendship. -Say >w< thy >_> pwayews, ÚwÚ and faweweww. -Fal. I would 'twere >_< bedtime, uWu Haw, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :33 weww. -^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou owest :3 God :3 a :33 death. -UwU Exit. -Fal. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 due >_> yet. I would >w< be loath ^-^ to pay him before his day. -What :3 nyeed I >w< be OwO so :3 fowwawd with him UwU that calls ^.^ nyot uWu on x3 me? Weww, -'tis nyo matter; uWu honyouw UwU pwicks me x3 on. xDD Yea, uWu but how ^-^ if uWu honyouw :3 pwick -me x3 off when I come :3 on? OwO How ^.^ then? ^w^ Can honyow xDD set ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ weg? >_< Nyo. Ow -OwO an >_> awm? >_< Nyo. Ow UwU take away OwO the >w< gwief >_> of :3 a ^-^ wound? >_< Nyo. ^-^ Honyouw ;;w;; hath nyo ->_> skiww in suwgewy ^.^ then? >_< Nyo. What :3 is honour? OwO A :33 wowd. What :3 is UwU that ->_> wowd honour? :3 Aiw. OwO A xDD twim weckonying! OwO Who ;;w;; hath it? ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; died :3 a -uWu Wednyesday. ^-^ Doth ^.^ he ;;w;; feew it? >_< Nyo. ^-^ Doth >w< be bear it? >_< Nyo. ^.^ 'Tis -insensibwe ^.^ then? xDD Yea, ^-^ to OwO the UwU dead. But uWu wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot live with OwO the -wiving? >_< Nyo. Why? xDD Detwaction uWu wiww ^.^ nyot suffer it. OwO Thewefowe I'll -UwU nyonye >_> of it. ^-^ Honyouw :3 is :3 a mere ^-^ scutcheon- ÚwÚ and OwO so ends my UwU catechism. -UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -The rebel x3 camp. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and Sir Richard >_< Vewnyon. - -Wow. :3 O no, my nyephew >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, Sir ÚwÚ Wichawd, -The >_> wibewaw ÚwÚ and >w< kind :3 offew >_> of OwO the King. -Vew. 'Twewe :33 best ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. -Wow. ;;w;; Then awe ^-^ we >w< aww undonye. -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot possible, ^.^ it cannyot >w< be -The UwU King shouwd ^-^ keep his >_> wowd in :33 woving ÚwÚ us. -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww :3 suspect OwO us still ÚwÚ and find :3 a UwU time -ÚwÚ To punish :3 this OwO offence in uWu othew ^w^ fauwts. -Suspicion >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ stuck :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ eyes; ->_< Fow uWu tweason :3 is uWu but UwU twusted >_< wike OwO the :3 fox -Who, :33 nye'ew OwO so >_> tame, OwO so >_> chewish'd ÚwÚ and wock'd uWu up, -uWu Wiww ^.^ have :3 a wiwd xDD twick >_> of his ancestows. -Wook how ^-^ we ^-^ can, ^w^ ow >_> sad ^w^ ow mewwiwy, -OwO Intewpwetation uWu wiww OwO misquote ^-^ ouw >w< wooks, -And ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 feed >_< wike ^.^ oxen at :3 a stall, -The better cherish'd, still OwO the nearer :33 death. -UwU My nyephew's ÚwÚ twespass ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww forgot; -^w^ It ;;w;; hath OwO the ;;w;; excuse >_> of xDD youth ÚwÚ and heat >_> of blood, -And OwO an >w< adopted name >_> of ^.^ pwiviwege- -OwO A ÚwÚ hawe-bwainyed x3 Hotspuw guvwn'd uWu by :3 a spween. -^-^ Aww his offences live x3 upon my head -And uWu on his ;;w;; fathew's. We >_> did x3 twain him OwO on; -And, his :33 cowwuption being :3 taken ^-^ fwom >w< us, -xDD We, as OwO the spwing >_> of aww, uWu shaww pay uWu fow all. -:33 Thewefowe, good uWu cousin, let ^.^ nyot Hawwy >w< knyow, -UwU In ^-^ any ^-^ case, OwO the :3 offew >_> of OwO the King. - -x3 Entew x3 Hotspuw ^w^ [and Douglas]. - -Vew. ^w^ Dewivew what you wiww, I'll uWu say 'tis ÚwÚ so. -;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw >w< cousin. -^w^ Hot. UwU My uncwe :3 is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. -^w^ Dewivew OwO up my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. -:3 Uncwe, what x3 nyews? -Wow. The UwU King uWu wiww ;;w;; bid you ^-^ battwe >_> pwesentwy. -OwO Doug. xDD Defy him uWu by OwO the Wowd x3 Of Westmowewand. -^w^ Hot. Wowd Douglas, >w< go you ÚwÚ and tell him ÚwÚ so. -OwO Doug. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ shaww, ÚwÚ and vewy :3 wiwwingwy. -UwU Exit. -Wow. Thewe :3 is nyo seeming UwU mewcy in OwO the King. -^w^ Hot. OwO Did you UwU beg >_< any, :3 God forbid! -Wow. I told him gently >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 gwievances, -x3 Of his x3 oath-bweaking; ;;w;; which ^.^ he >_> mended thus, -By :3 nyow fowsweawing UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ fowswown. -ÚwÚ He calls OwO us >_< webews, >_< twaitows, aid uWu wiww >_> scouwge -x3 With :33 haughty ÚwÚ awms :3 this ^-^ hatefuw name in ÚwÚ us. - -x3 Entew Dougwas. - -OwO Doug. Arm, ^.^ gentwemen! ^-^ to awms! uWu fow I ^.^ have ^-^ thwown -OwO A bwave ;;w;; defiance in UwU King Henry's x3 teeth, -And Westmowewand, UwU that ÚwÚ was engag'd, >_> did bear xDD it; -^w^ Which cannyot OwO choose uWu but bwing him >_> quickwy x3 on. -Wow. The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ÚwÚ stepp'd :3 fowth before OwO the UwU King -And, nephew, challeng'd you ^-^ to >w< singwe ^w^ fight. -^w^ Hot. :33 O, would OwO the >_< quawwew uWu way x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU heads, -And UwU that nyo man UwU might dwaw ^-^ showt >_> bweath OwO to-day -But I ÚwÚ and Hawwy :3 Monmouth! >_> Teww uWu me, tell uWu me, -OwO How show'd his ^-^ tasking? >w< Seem'd ^.^ it in ;;w;; contempt? -No, uWu by my ÚwÚ souw. I never in my life -OwO Did hear :3 a challenge urg'd ^-^ mowe ^.^ modestwy, ->_< Unwess :3 a bwothew shouwd :3 a bwothew dare -ÚwÚ To gentwe OwO exewcise ÚwÚ and >_> pwoof >_> of arms. -ÚwÚ He >_> gave you >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; duties >_> of :3 a >w< man; -Trimm'd OwO up >_> youw ^.^ pwaises with :3 a >_< pwincewy UwU tongue; -Spoke >_> youw >w< desewvings >_< wike :3 a chronicle; -:33 Making you >w< evew better than his UwU pwaise -By still ;;w;; dispwaising UwU pwaise vawued with OwO you; -And, ;;w;; which became him >_< wike :3 a pwince :3 indeed, -ÚwÚ He :3 made :3 a :33 bwushing cital >_> of himself, -And xDD chid his ÚwÚ twuant xDD youth with such :3 a OwO gwace -UwU As ^-^ if lie mast'red there :3 a double spirit -x3 Of ^w^ teaching ÚwÚ and >_> of >_> weawnying instantly. -Thewe >_> did ^.^ he :33 pause; uWu but let me tell OwO the UwU wowwd, ->w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; outwive OwO the >_< envy >_> of :3 this day, -^.^ Engwand >_> did never owe OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a hope, -^w^ So >w< much ^.^ misconstwued in his ^.^ wantonnyess. -^w^ Hot. uWu Cousin, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art ÚwÚ enyamouwed -:3 Upon his fowwies. uWu Nyevew >_> did I hear -x3 Of ^-^ any pwince OwO so wiwd :3 a ^.^ wibewtinye. -But >w< be ^.^ he as ^.^ he wiww, ÚwÚ yet UwU once ewe night -I uWu wiww ^w^ embwace him with :3 a uWu sowdiew's arm, -:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww xDD shwink uWu undew my courtesy. -Arm, arm with speed! :3 and, fellows, soldiers, fwiends, ->_< Bettew consider what you ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do ->w< Than OwO I, UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww OwO the >_> gift >_> of tongue, -^w^ Can wift >_> youw UwU bwood OwO up with pewsuasion. - -x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. - -Mess. UwU My lord, here awe letters uWu fow you. -^w^ Hot. I cannyot ;;w;; wead them :3 nyow.- -:3 O gentlemen, OwO the UwU time >_> of life :3 is ^w^ showt! -ÚwÚ To uWu spend UwU that shortness basewy ;;w;; wewe xDD too wong ->w< If life >_> did ride x3 upon :3 a diaw's ^w^ point, -OwO Stiww OwO ending at OwO the >_< awwivaw >_> of OwO an hour. -An ^-^ if ^-^ we live, ^-^ we live ^-^ to ÚwÚ twead uWu on :33 kings; ->w< If x3 die, bwave >_< death, when princes die with >_< us! -Nyow uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ consciences, OwO the ÚwÚ awms awe :33 faiw, -When OwO the ^.^ intent >_> of beawing them :3 is :3 just. - -x3 Entew another Messenger. - -Mess. UwU My lord, >_> pwepawe. The UwU King comes uWu on >_< apace. -^w^ Hot. I :3 thank him UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ cuts me ^-^ fwom my :3 tawe, ->_< Fow I UwU pwofess ^.^ nyot UwU tawking. >_> Onwy this- ->_> Wet OwO each man ^-^ do his best; ÚwÚ and here dwaw I -OwO A >_< swowd uWu whose uWu tempew I intend ^-^ to :33 stain -x3 With OwO the :33 best UwU bwood UwU that I can ^.^ meet withaw -UwU In OwO the adventuwe >_> of :3 this perilous day. -Nyow, :33 Espewance! Percy! ÚwÚ and xDD set x3 on. -Sound >w< aww OwO the lofty xDD instwuments >_> of war, -And uWu by UwU that music let OwO us >w< aww >w< embwace; ->_< Fow, >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, >w< some >_> of OwO us never uWu shaww -OwO A uWu second UwU time ^-^ do such :3 a courtesy. -;;w;; Hewe uWu they UwU embwace. The OwO twumpets :3 sound. +UwU Pwince. xDD And >w< why nyot >_< as x3 the wion? +Faw. uWu The ^w^ King >_< himsewf >_> is to be x3 feawed >_< as x3 the >_> wion. uWu Dost xDD thou think +I'll feaw uWu thee >_< as UwU I feaw >w< thy father? Nyay, >w< an UwU I UwU do, UwU I pray ^w^ God x3 my +^-^ giwdwe *cuddles you* bweak. +UwU Pwince. >_< O, >_> if >w< it should, >w< how ^.^ wouwd >w< thy :33 guts faww about >w< thy knees! +But, sirrah, there's nyo >_> woom fow ^w^ faith, truth, nor honesty uWu in +ÚwÚ this ^w^ bosom of ÚwÚ thinye. ^.^ It >_> is aww :3 fiww'd x3 up with :33 guts ÚwÚ and xDD midwiff. +uWu Chawge >w< an xDD honyest OwO woman with :33 picking >w< thy ^w^ pocket? Why, xDD thou +whoweson, xDD impudent, >_> emboss'd ^.^ wascaw, >_> if there :3 wewe ;;w;; anything uWu in +>w< thy uWu pocket >_> but ^.^ tavewn ^w^ weckonyings, >_> memowandums of ^w^ bawdy ^-^ houses, +ÚwÚ and one poor xDD pennywowth of ^-^ sugaw candy to >_< make uWu thee >w< wong-winded- +>_> if >w< thy uWu pocket :3 wewe ^-^ enwich'd with xDD any othew x3 injuwies >_> but OwO these, UwU I +^w^ am :3 a villain. xDD And yet xDD you xDD wiww stand to uWu it; xDD you xDD wiww nyot uWu pocket +x3 up wrong. Awt xDD thou nyot >_< ashamed? +Faw. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, OwO Haw? ^.^ Thou knowest uWu in x3 the >w< state of innocency +Adam :3 feww; ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> shouwd poor x3 Jack Falstaff UwU do uWu in x3 the OwO days of +villany? ^.^ Thou seest UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe >w< fwesh than anyothew ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and +>_< thewefowe ^.^ mowe frailty. >_> You x3 confess >w< then, xDD you pick'd x3 my ^w^ pocket? +UwU Pwince. ^.^ It >_> appeaws UwU so ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; stowy. +Faw. Hostess, UwU I :33 fowgive thee. Go >_< make ready >_> bweakfast. Wuv >w< thy +^.^ husband, wook to >w< thy x3 sewvants, :3 chewish >w< thy guests. ^.^ Thou shalt +find ;;w;; me tractable to xDD any xDD honyest reason. ^.^ Thou seest UwU I ^w^ am uWu pacified. +-Still?- Nyay, :33 pwithee be ;;w;; gonye. ;;w;; [Exit :3 Hostess.] >_> Nyow, Hal, to x3 the +nyews uWu at >_< couwt. For x3 the >w< wobbewy, lad- >w< how >_> is :3 that ÚwÚ answewed? +UwU Pwince. x3 O x3 my x3 sweet beef, UwU I ^w^ must still be ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ angew to thee. +uWu The monyey >_> is paid back ;;w;; again. +Faw. >_< O, UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike :3 that ÚwÚ paying >_> back! 'Tis :3 a :3 doubwe uWu wabouw. +UwU Pwince. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ good ^w^ fwiends with x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and OwO may UwU do x3 anything. +Faw. Rob ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ exchequew x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ thing xDD thou uWu doest, ÚwÚ and UwU do >w< it +with unwash'd ^.^ hands UwU too. +Bawd. UwU Do, x3 my OwO wowd. +UwU Pwince. UwU I uWu have >_< pwocuwed ÚwÚ thee, Jack, :3 a :3 chawge of ^-^ foot. +Faw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it xDD had :33 been of horse. Whewe UwU shaww UwU I find one :3 that ^.^ can +^.^ steaw ^.^ weww? x3 O fow :3 a OwO finye UwU thief of x3 the age of ^.^ two-and-twenty ow +thereabouts! UwU I ^w^ am :33 heinyouswy unpwovided. xDD Weww, ^w^ God be ^-^ thanked fow +these >_> webews. ^-^ They ^-^ offend >_< nyonye >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ viwtuous. UwU I waud ÚwÚ them, UwU I +praise OwO them. +UwU Pwince. Bawdowph! +Bawd. OwO My xDD wowd? +UwU Pwince. Go UwU beaw ÚwÚ this >_> wettew to Lord John of Lancaster, +;;w;; To x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew John; ÚwÚ this to x3 my Lord of >_> Westmowewand. +;;w;; [Exit Bawdowph.] +^w^ Go, x3 Poins, to horse, to :33 howse; fow xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I +:3 Have ;;w;; thiwty >_< miwes to uWu wide yet ere dinner uWu time. +;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ Poins.] +Jack, :3 meet ;;w;; me to-mowwow uWu in x3 the ^.^ Tempwe Haww +At >w< two UwU o'cwock uWu in x3 the aftewnyoon. +>_> Thewe shalt xDD thou ^.^ knyow >w< thy chawge. ÚwÚ and there receive +Money ÚwÚ and order fow uWu theiw furniture. +uWu The ÚwÚ wand >_> is buwnying; ^-^ Pewcy >w< stands on ÚwÚ high; +xDD And xDD eithew ;;w;; they ow ^.^ we ^w^ must >_< wowew xDD wie. ^-^ [Exit.] +Faw. Wawe words! >_< bwave ;;w;; wowwd! Hostess, x3 my >w< bweakfast, x3 come. +>_< O, UwU I couwd ÚwÚ wish ÚwÚ this ^.^ tavewn :3 wewe x3 my ÚwÚ dwum! +ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. +uWu The rebel ÚwÚ camp nyeaw uWu Shwewsbuwy. + +Entew ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 Hotspuw, Worcester, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Dougwas. + +^w^ Hot. Weww said, x3 my x3 nyobwe >_> Scot. ;;w;; If speaking uWu twuth +^w^ In ÚwÚ this OwO finye age :3 wewe nyot xDD thought flattery, +>w< Such attwibution >_> shouwd x3 the Dougwas uWu have +;;w;; As nyot :3 a soldier of ÚwÚ this season's stamp +Should OwO go UwU so general :3 cuwwent ^w^ thwough x3 the wowwd. +^-^ By :33 God, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot fwattew, UwU I ^.^ defy +uWu The tongues of ;;w;; soothews! >_> but :3 a >_< bwavew :33 pwace +^w^ In x3 my heart's wuv hath nyo x3 man than OwO youwsewf. +Nyay, :3 task ;;w;; me to x3 my wowd; approve uWu me, OwO wowd. +OwO Doug. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the x3 king of honyouw. +No x3 man UwU so x3 potent breathes ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 gwound +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ beawd ^.^ him. + +Entew one with letters. + +^w^ Hot. Do >_> so, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis ^-^ weww.- +>_> What x3 wettews x3 hast xDD thou >w< thewe?- UwU I ^.^ can >_> but >_> thank OwO you. +Messengew. ;;w;; These x3 wettews come from x3 youw :33 fathew. +^w^ Hot. >_< Wettews from him? Why x3 comes ^.^ he nyot :33 himsewf? +:33 Mess. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot come, x3 my wowd; ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; gwievous ;;w;; sick. +^w^ Hot. uWu Zounds! >w< how >_> has ^.^ he x3 the leisure to be >w< sick +^w^ In xDD such :3 a ;;w;; justwing >w< time? Who weads :33 his powew? +;;w;; Undew x3 whose guvwnment come ;;w;; they OwO awong? +:33 Mess. ÚwÚ His x3 wettews bears :33 his UwU mind, nyot I, x3 my OwO wowd. +Wor. UwU I :33 pwithee tell uWu me, xDD doth ^.^ he >_< keep :33 his bed? +:33 Mess. >w< He ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, fouw OwO days ere UwU I uWu set ^-^ fowth, +xDD And uWu at x3 the time of x3 my :3 depawtuwe thence +>w< He UwU was much feaw'd ^.^ by :33 his physicians. +Wor. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the >w< state of time xDD had xDD fiwst :33 been whole +Ere ^.^ he ^.^ by sicknyess xDD had :33 been ^.^ visited. +ÚwÚ His ^.^ heawth UwU was >_< nyevew xDD bettew ^.^ wowth than now. +^w^ Hot. :3 Sick ^.^ nyow? dwoop ^.^ nyow? This sicknyess xDD doth ÚwÚ infect +uWu The xDD vewy lifeblood of UwU ouw enterprise. +'Tis x3 catching hithew, even to UwU ouw :33 camp. +>w< He >_< wwites ;;w;; me OwO hewe :3 that inward uWu sicknyess- +xDD And :3 that :33 his ^w^ fwiends ^.^ by UwU deputation couwd nyot +^w^ So >w< soon be drawn; nyo uWu did ^.^ he think >w< it :3 meet +;;w;; To uWu way UwU so uWu dangewous ÚwÚ and uWu deaw :3 a :33 twust +On xDD any :3 souw >w< wemov'd >_> but on :33 his own. +ÚwÚ Yet xDD doth ^.^ he UwU give >_> us bold :3 advewtisement, +:33 That with UwU ouw UwU smaww conjunction ^.^ we >_> shouwd ;;w;; on, +;;w;; To >_> see >w< how :3 fowtunye >_> is uWu dispos'd to us; +For, >_< as ^.^ he uWu wwites, there >_> is nyo quaiwing now, +>_< Because x3 the ^w^ King >_> is :3 cewtainwy >_< possess'd +Of aww UwU ouw purposes. >_> What >_> say xDD you to :33 it? +Wor. uWu Youw father's sicknyess >_> is :3 a :3 maim to >_> us. +^w^ Hot. ^-^ A :33 pewiwous UwU gash, :3 a xDD vewy x3 wimb OwO wopp'd off. +xDD And ^w^ yet, uWu in ^w^ faith, >w< it >_> is ^w^ nyot! ÚwÚ His xDD pwesent ^.^ want +x3 Seems ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we UwU shaww find :3 it. ^.^ Wewe >w< it ÚwÚ good +;;w;; To uWu set x3 the exact weawth of aww UwU ouw UwU states +All uWu at one xDD cast? to uWu set UwU so rich :3 a x3 man +On x3 the UwU nyice >_< hazawd of one ^.^ doubtfuw :3 houw? +^.^ It :3 wewe nyot good; fow thewein >_> shouwd ^.^ we ^w^ wead +uWu The xDD vewy :3 bottom ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 souw of hope, +uWu The xDD vewy wist, x3 the xDD vewy utmost bound +Of aww UwU ouw fortunes. +OwO Doug. Faith, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ we >_< shouwd; +Whewe nyow remains :3 a x3 sweet x3 wevewsion. +We OwO may OwO bowdwy spend ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU hope of >_> what +Is to come ^.^ in. +^-^ A uWu comfowt of :3 wetiwement ;;w;; wives uWu in UwU this. +^w^ Hot. ^-^ A wendezvous, :3 a ^.^ home to fwy :33 unto, +;;w;; If :3 that x3 the ^.^ deviw ÚwÚ and :33 mischance wook big +>_> Upon x3 the >_> maidenhead of UwU ouw x3 affaiws. +Wor. OwO But yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw >w< fathew xDD had :33 been hewe. +uWu The ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and >_< haiw of UwU ouw x3 attempt +Bwooks nyo division. ^.^ It xDD wiww be xDD thought +^-^ By x3 some :3 that ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why ^.^ he >_> is away, +:33 That wisdom, OwO woyawty, ÚwÚ and mere :33 diswike +Of UwU ouw proceedings :33 kept x3 the ^-^ Eaww from x3 hence. +xDD And think >w< how xDD such >w< an apprehension +^-^ May turn x3 the >_< tide of x3 feawfuw ^w^ faction +xDD And breed :3 a uWu kind of ;;w;; question uWu in UwU ouw OwO cause. +For weww xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ we of x3 the ÚwÚ off'wing x3 side +:3 Must >_< keep >_< awoof from :3 stwict awbitwement, +xDD And ÚwÚ stop aww sight-holes, every loop from >_> whence +uWu The ^w^ eye of reason OwO may ^.^ pwy uWu in ;;w;; upon >_> us. +This >w< absence of x3 youw father's ÚwÚ dwaws :3 a ^-^ cuwtain +:33 That >_< shows x3 the ÚwÚ ignyowant :3 a uWu kind of feaw +^.^ Befowe nyot dweamt uWu of. +^w^ Hot. >_> You ;;w;; stwain ^w^ too far. +UwU I rather of :33 his >w< absence >_< make ÚwÚ this >_< use: +^.^ It wends :3 a UwU wustwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe great :33 opinyion, +^-^ A wawgew dawe to UwU ouw great entewpwise, +Than >_> if x3 the ^-^ Eaww :3 wewe ^.^ hewe; fow ;;w;; men ^w^ must >_< think, +;;w;; If :33 we, ^-^ without :33 his hewp, ^.^ can >_< make :3 a >_> head +;;w;; To :3 push OwO against :3 a :33 kingdom, with :33 his OwO hewp +We UwU shaww ÚwÚ o'ewtuwn >w< it ^w^ topsy-tuwvy down. +ÚwÚ Yet aww xDD goes well; yet aww UwU ouw xDD joints OwO awe ^-^ whowe. +OwO Doug. ;;w;; As >_< heawt ^.^ can UwU think. >_> Thewe >_> is nyot xDD such :3 a ;;w;; wowd +OwO Spoke of uWu in :3 Scotwand >_< as ÚwÚ this term of ;;w;; feaw. + +Entew Sir Richard Vernon. + +^w^ Hot. OwO My xDD cousin Vernon! ;;w;; wewcome, ^.^ by x3 my ^-^ souw. +Ver. >_> Pway ^w^ God x3 my nyews be ^.^ wowth :3 a ;;w;; wewcome, OwO wowd. +uWu The ^-^ Eaww of uWu Westmowewand, ÚwÚ seven thousand :33 stwong, +Is ^.^ mawching hitherwards; with ^.^ him Prince OwO John. +^w^ Hot. No harm. >_> What UwU mowe? +Ver. xDD And further, UwU I uWu have weawn'd +uWu The ^w^ King >_< himsewf uWu in ÚwÚ pewson >_> is uWu set ^-^ fowth, +:33 Ow ^-^ hithewwawds :3 intended xDD speediwy, +With >w< stwong ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty >_> pwepawation. +^w^ Hot. >w< He UwU shaww be wewcome UwU too. Whewe >_> is :33 his x3 son, +uWu The ;;w;; nyimbwe-footed UwU madcap Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, +xDD And :33 his ;;w;; comwades, :3 that OwO daff'd x3 the wowwd :3 aside +xDD And bid >w< it xDD pass? +Ver. All ^-^ fuwnyish'd, aww uWu in arms; +All pwum'd ^.^ wike UwU estwidges :3 that with x3 the wind +Bated ^.^ wike ^w^ eagwes xDD having :3 watewy bath'd; +Glittering uWu in golden coats ^.^ wike images; +;;w;; As full of ^w^ spiwit >_< as x3 the >_> month of ^-^ May +xDD And gowgeous >_< as x3 the sun uWu at midsummer; +ÚwÚ Wanton >_< as youthfuw ^.^ goats, >w< wiwd >_< as xDD young buwws. +UwU I saw xDD young ÚwÚ Hawwy with :33 his ;;w;; beavew on +ÚwÚ His >_< cushes on :33 his thighs, xDD gawwantwy arm'd, +^-^ Wise from x3 the x3 gwound ^.^ wike feathewed >_< Mewcuwy, +xDD And x3 vauwted with xDD such ^w^ ease x3 into :33 his uWu seat +;;w;; As >_> if >w< an ÚwÚ angew ÚwÚ dwopp'd down from x3 the :33 cwouds +;;w;; To turn ÚwÚ and wind :3 a fiery uWu Pegasus +xDD And >w< witch x3 the wowwd with x3 nyobwe howsemanship. +^w^ Hot. No >_> mowe, nyo uWu mowe! Wowse than x3 the sun uWu in March, +This praise xDD doth nourish ÚwÚ agues. Let them x3 come. +^-^ They come ^.^ wike sacrifices uWu in uWu theiw >_< twim, +xDD And to x3 the ^.^ fiwe-ey'd >_< maid of >w< smoky >w< waw +All :3 hot ÚwÚ and xDD bweeding Will ^.^ we offer OwO them. +uWu The ^w^ maiwed uWu Maws Shall on :33 his altar sit +Up to x3 the OwO eaws uWu in blood. UwU I ^w^ am on fire +;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ this rich wepwisaw >_> is UwU so nigh, +xDD And yet nyot >_> ouws. ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me >_> taste x3 my horse, +Who >_> is to UwU beaw ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a thundewbowt +^w^ Against x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the Prince of Wales. +ÚwÚ Hawwy to ÚwÚ Hawwy UwU shaww, :3 hot UwU howse to horse, +ÚwÚ Meet, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew ÚwÚ pawt >w< tiww one >_< dwop down :3 a :3 cowse. +:3 that ;;w;; Gwendowew :3 wewe >w< come! +Ver. >_> Thewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyews. +UwU I weawn'd uWu in Worcester, >_< as UwU I rode along, +>w< He ;;w;; cannyot dwaw :33 his powew ÚwÚ this ^.^ fouwteen days. +OwO Doug. >w< That's x3 the worst UwU tidings :3 that UwU I hear of >_> yet. +Wor. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, :3 that bears :3 a fwosty UwU sound. +^w^ Hot. >_> What OwO may x3 the >_< King's whole ÚwÚ battwe :3 weach unto? +Ver. ;;w;; To ;;w;; thiwty ÚwÚ thousand. +^w^ Hot. UwU Fowty wet >w< it >w< be. +OwO My >w< fathew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Gwendowew ^.^ being both away, +uWu The ÚwÚ powews of >_> us OwO may serve UwU so great :3 a x3 day. +^.^ Come, wet >_> us OwO take :3 a muster :3 speediwy. +xDD Doomsday >_> is ÚwÚ nyeaw. :33 Die all, ^-^ die merrily. +OwO Doug. Talk nyot of ÚwÚ dying. UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of feaw +Of :33 death ow ^w^ death's uWu hand fow ÚwÚ this one >_> hawf-yeaw. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +^-^ A public woad nyeaw Coventry. + +Entew Falstaff ÚwÚ and ^.^ Bawdowph. + +Faw. xDD Bawdowph, get uWu thee >w< befowe to :3 Cuvntwy; ^w^ fiww ;;w;; me :3 a bottwe of +:33 sack. Our ^-^ sowdiews UwU shaww :33 mawch thwough. ^-^ We'ww to x3 Sutton Co'fil' +to-night. +Bawd. Will xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me monyey, ^.^ Captain? +Faw. Way ^.^ out, uWu way OwO out. +Bawd. This bottwe x3 makes >w< an OwO angew. +Faw. ^-^ An >_> if >w< it UwU do, OwO take >w< it fow >w< thy ^w^ wabouw; >w< an >_> if >w< it >_< make twenty, +OwO take them aww; I'll answew x3 the ;;w;; coinyage. x3 Bid x3 my UwU wieutenyant ^-^ Peto +:3 meet ;;w;; me uWu at town's OwO end. +Bawd. UwU I ^.^ Wiww, ^-^ Captain. uWu Faweweww. ÚwÚ Exit. +Faw. ;;w;; If UwU I be nyot OwO ashamed of x3 my xDD sowdiews, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >w< sous'd guwnyet. UwU I +uWu have xDD misused x3 the >_< King's x3 pwess damnably. UwU I uWu have ^w^ got uWu in :3 exchange of +:3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and :33 fifty xDD sowdiews, >w< thwee :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and >w< odd ÚwÚ pounds. UwU I +x3 pwess ;;w;; me >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ good householders, ^-^ yeomen's sons; ^.^ inquiwe ;;w;; me +x3 out >_< contwacted :3 bachewows, xDD such >_< as xDD had :33 been >w< ask'd twice on x3 the +banes- xDD such :3 a :3 commodity of wawm xDD swaves >_< as xDD had >_< as wieve hear x3 the +^.^ deviw >_< as :3 a uWu dwum; xDD such >_< as feaw x3 the wepowt of :3 a ^w^ cawivew xDD wowse than +:3 a >w< stwuck fowl ow :3 a ÚwÚ huwt >w< wiwd :3 duck. UwU I OwO pwess'd ;;w;; me >_< nyonye >_> but xDD such +toasts-and-buttew, with heawts uWu in uWu theiw >_< bewwies nyo ;;w;; biggew than +ÚwÚ pins' >_< heads, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they uWu have xDD bought x3 out uWu theiw >w< sewvices; ÚwÚ and nyow x3 my +whole :3 chawge uWu consists of OwO ancients, UwU cowpowaws, >w< wieutenyants, +gentlemen of companies- xDD swaves >_< as ^-^ wagged >_< as x3 Wazawus uWu in x3 the +painted >_< cwoth, :3 whewe x3 the ^w^ gwutton's ^.^ dogs wicked :33 his OwO sowes; ÚwÚ and +xDD such >_< as ÚwÚ indeed :3 wewe >_< nyevew xDD sowdiews, >_> but ^.^ discawded :33 unjust +^.^ sewving-men, :3 youngew xDD sons to ^.^ Youngew OwO bwothews, ^w^ wevowted tapstews, +ÚwÚ and ostlers >_> twade-faww'n; x3 the cankers of :3 a ÚwÚ cawm wowwd ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ wong +:3 peace; ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe dishonourable ^-^ wagged than >w< an ;;w;; owd fac'd +>_> ancient; ÚwÚ and xDD such uWu have UwU I to ^w^ fiww x3 up x3 the rooms of them :3 that uWu have +xDD bought x3 out uWu theiw >_< sewvices :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd think :3 that UwU I xDD had :3 a +:3 hundwed ÚwÚ and :33 fifty xDD tattewed xDD Pwodigaws :3 watewy come from +swine-keeping, from uWu eating draff ÚwÚ and husks. ^-^ A ^-^ mad fewwow >w< met ;;w;; me +on x3 the :3 way, ÚwÚ and told ;;w;; me UwU I xDD had ^-^ unwoaded aww x3 the gibbets ÚwÚ and +OwO pwess'd x3 the >_< dead >_> bodies. No ^w^ eye hath :3 seen xDD such >_> scawecwows. I'll +nyot :33 mawch ^w^ thwough UwU Cuvntwy with ÚwÚ them, ^w^ that's flat. Nyay, ÚwÚ and x3 the +x3 viwwains :33 mawch uWu wide betwixt x3 the ^.^ wegs, >_< as >_> if ;;w;; they xDD had ^-^ gyves xDD on; +fow ÚwÚ indeed UwU I xDD had x3 the UwU most of them x3 out of x3 pwison. >_> Thewe's >_> but :3 a +shirt ÚwÚ and :3 a half uWu in aww x3 my company; ÚwÚ and x3 the half-shirt >_> is >w< two +napkins ^w^ tack'd togethew ÚwÚ and :33 thwown uvw x3 the ^w^ shouwdews ^.^ wike :3 a +x3 hewawd's >_> coat ^-^ without sleeves; ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 shiwt, to >_> say x3 the truth, +:3 stow'n from x3 my host uWu at Saint Alban's, ow x3 the xDD wed-nyose OwO innkeepew +of Daventry. OwO But ^w^ that's aww onye; they'ww find linen enough on +every xDD hedge. + +Entew x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and x3 the Lord of >_> Westmowewand. + +UwU Pwince. How now, >_> bwown UwU Jack? How now, :33 quiwt? +Faw. What, OwO Haw? How now, ^-^ mad >w< wag? >_> What :3 a ^.^ deviw dost xDD thou uWu in +Warwickshire? OwO My ÚwÚ good Lord of uWu Westmowewand, UwU I cwy xDD you mercy. UwU I +xDD thought x3 youw honour xDD had xDD awweady :33 been uWu at uWu Shwewsbuwy. +:3 West. Faith, Sir John, UwU 'tis ^.^ mowe than time :3 that UwU I :3 wewe thewe, ÚwÚ and +xDD you :3 too; >_> but x3 my ÚwÚ powews OwO awe there >_< awweady. uWu The OwO King, UwU I ^.^ can tell +UwU you, :33 wooks fow >_> us all. We ^w^ must OwO away all, to-night. +Faw. Tut, >_< nyevew feaw x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am >_< as UwU vigiwant >_< as :3 a :33 cat to ^.^ steaw uWu cweam. +UwU Pwince. UwU I >_< think, to ^.^ steaw cream :33 indeed, fow >w< thy :3 theft hath xDD awweady +UwU made uWu thee >_> buttew. OwO But tell uWu me, Jack, x3 whose ^w^ fewwows OwO awe these :3 that +come >w< aftew? +Faw. Minye, Hal, ^w^ minye. +UwU Pwince. UwU I uWu did >_< nyevew >_> see xDD such ^w^ pitifuw >_> wascaws. +Faw. Tut, uWu tut! ÚwÚ good enough to ÚwÚ toss; OwO food fow powdew, OwO food fow +^w^ powdew. x3 They'ww ^w^ fiww :3 a pit >_< as weww >_< as ^-^ bettew. Tush, ^w^ man, >w< mowtaw +men, >w< mowtaw ^.^ men. +:3 West. Ay, but, Sir John, uWu methinks ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 exceeding poor ÚwÚ and OwO bawe- +^w^ too UwU beggawwy. +Faw. Faith, fow uWu theiw puvwty, UwU I knyow, nyot :3 whewe ;;w;; they xDD had :33 that; ÚwÚ and +fow uWu theiw UwU bawenyess, UwU I ^w^ am UwU suwd ;;w;; they >_< nyevew weawn'd :3 that of x3 me. +UwU Pwince. :3 Nyo, I'll be sworn, ^w^ unwess xDD you caww >w< thwee x3 fingews on x3 the +OwO wibs xDD bawe. But, sirrah, >_< make ^.^ haste. ^-^ Pewcy ^-^ 's xDD awweady uWu in x3 the +>_> fiewd. +ÚwÚ Exit. +Faw. What, >_> is x3 the ^w^ King encamp'd? +:3 West. >w< He ;;w;; is, Sir OwO John. UwU I feaw ^.^ we UwU shaww xDD stay ^w^ too wong. +^-^ [Exit.] +Faw. xDD Weww, +;;w;; To x3 the UwU wattew >w< end of :3 a >w< fway ÚwÚ and x3 the beginning of :3 a >_> feast +UwU Fits :3 a dull fighter ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> keen :33 guest. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +uWu The rebel ÚwÚ camp nyeaw uWu Shwewsbuwy. + +Entew x3 Hotspuw, Worcester, Dougwas, Vernon. + +^w^ Hot. ^-^ We'ww >w< fight with ^.^ him to-night. +Wor. ^.^ It OwO may nyot >w< be. +OwO Doug. >_> You UwU give ^.^ him xDD then uWu advantage. +Ver. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a whit. +^w^ Hot. Why >_> say xDD you so? Looks ^.^ he nyo fow supply? +Ver. ^w^ So UwU do >_< we. +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ His >_> is cewtain, ouws ^-^ 's doubtful. +Wor. ^-^ Good OwO cousin, be :33 advis'd; stir nyot to-night. +Ver. Do >_> nyot, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO Doug. >_> You UwU do nyot counsel well. +>_> You speak >w< it x3 out of feaw ÚwÚ and UwU cowd ;;w;; heawt. +Ver. Do ;;w;; me nyo slander, ^-^ Dougwas. ^-^ By x3 my life- +xDD And UwU I dawe weww ÚwÚ maintain >w< it with x3 my life- +;;w;; If weww-wespected honour bid ;;w;; me on +UwU I howd >_< as xDD wittwe counsel with xDD weak feaw +;;w;; As UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ow xDD any OwO Scot :3 that ÚwÚ this day ^.^ wives. +Let >w< it be :3 seen to-mowwow uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe +>_< Which of >_> us fears. +OwO Doug. Yea, ow to-night. +Ver. OwO Content. +^w^ Hot. To-night, >_> say ^.^ I. +^.^ Come, come, >w< it OwO may nyot >w< be. UwU I wonder ÚwÚ much, +uWu Being ;;w;; men of xDD such great weading >_< as xDD you awe, +:33 That xDD you x3 fowesee nyot >_> what impediments +Drag back UwU ouw UwU expedition. xDD Cewtain UwU howse +Of x3 my xDD cousin :3 Vewnyon's OwO awe nyot yet come :33 up. +uWu Youw :33 uncwe Wowcestew's UwU howse ^-^ came >_> but to-day; +xDD And nyow uWu theiw >_< pwide ÚwÚ and mettle >_> is ^-^ asweep, +^-^ Theiw couwage with x3 hawd labour >w< tame ÚwÚ and xDD duww, +:33 That nyot :3 a UwU howse >_> is half x3 the half of himself. +^w^ Hot. ^w^ So OwO awe x3 the :3 howses of x3 the enyemy, +^w^ In general >w< jouwnyey-bated ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought wow. +uWu The xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of ouws OwO awe full of rest. +Wor. uWu The ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the ^w^ King exceedeth >_> ouws. +For >_> God's ^w^ sake, OwO cousin, xDD stay >w< tiww aww come ^.^ in. + +uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet sounds :3 a >_< pawwey. + +Entew Sir Wawtew Bwunt. + +Bwunt. UwU I come with >_> gwacious x3 offews from x3 the OwO King, +;;w;; If xDD you x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me hearing ÚwÚ and wespect. +^w^ Hot. Welcome, Sir Wawtew Bwunt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God +>_> You :3 wewe of UwU ouw xDD detewminyation! +;;w;; Some of >_> us wuv xDD you well; ÚwÚ and even UwU those x3 some +Envy x3 youw great xDD desewvings ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good :33 nyame, +>_< Because xDD you OwO awe nyot of UwU ouw :3 quawity, +OwO But stand OwO against >_> us ^.^ wike >w< an enemy. +Bwunt. xDD And ^w^ God ;;w;; defend >_> but still UwU I >_> shouwd stand >_> so, +^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as x3 out of wimit ÚwÚ and true UwU wuwe +>_> You stand OwO against ^-^ anyointed ^.^ majesty! +OwO But to x3 my chawge. uWu The ^w^ King hath sent to ^.^ knyow +uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of x3 youw OwO gwiefs; ÚwÚ and whereupon +>_> You x3 conjuwe from x3 the breast of ÚwÚ civiw uWu peace +>w< Such bold hostility, teaching :33 his duteous ÚwÚ wand +>w< Audacious ÚwÚ cwuewty. ;;w;; If :3 that x3 the ^w^ King +:3 Have xDD any uWu way x3 youw ÚwÚ good deserts >w< fowgot, +>_< Which ^.^ he confesseth to be >w< manyifowd, +>w< He UwU bids xDD you xDD nyame x3 youw ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and with aww ^w^ speed +>_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 youw desiwes with intewest, +xDD And UwU pawdon ^w^ absowute fow >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and these +x3 Hewein ;;w;; miswed ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ suggestion. +^w^ Hot. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is ;;w;; kind; ÚwÚ and weww ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 the ^w^ King +xDD Knyows uWu at >_> what time to ;;w;; pwomise, when to :3 pay. +OwO My >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 uncwe ÚwÚ and mysewf +Did UwU give ^.^ him :3 that same xDD woyawty ^.^ he wears; +xDD And when ^.^ he UwU was nyot six-and-twenty :33 stwong, +:3 Sick uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's regard, wwetched ÚwÚ and low, +^-^ A poor >_> unminded OwO outwaw x3 snyeaking ^.^ home, +OwO My >w< fathew uWu gave ^.^ him wewcome to x3 the shore; +xDD And when ^.^ he heard ^.^ him >_< sweaw ÚwÚ and vow to ^w^ God +>w< He ^-^ came >_> but to be >w< Duke of Lancaster, +;;w;; To sue :33 his :33 wivewy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg :33 his ÚwÚ peace, +With tears of innocency ÚwÚ and terms of zeal, +OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, uWu in uWu kind >_< heawt ÚwÚ and pity x3 mov'd, +^.^ Swowe ^.^ him :33 assistance, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewfowmed >w< it UwU too. +>_> Nyow, when x3 the wowds ÚwÚ and :3 bawons of x3 the weawm +Perceiv'd ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand uWu did lean to :3 him, +uWu The ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and less ^-^ came uWu in with cap ÚwÚ and ;;w;; knyee; +Met ^.^ him on bowoughs, OwO cities, villages, +Attended ^.^ him on bridges, :33 stood uWu in :3 wanyes, +Waid ^.^ gifts >w< befowe :3 him, x3 pwoffew'd ^.^ him uWu theiw oaths, +Give ^.^ him uWu theiw :3 heiws >_< as pages, fowwowed ^.^ him +Even uWu at x3 the heels uWu in golden :3 muwtitudes. +>w< He pwesentwy, >_< as :33 gweatnyess xDD knyows itself, +^-^ Steps ;;w;; me :3 a xDD wittwe :3 highew than :33 his vow +Made to x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, OwO whiwe :33 his :3 bwood UwU was OwO poow, +>_> Upon x3 the nyaked >w< showe uWu at Ravenspurgh; +xDD And now, xDD fowsooth, UwU takes on ^.^ him to wefowm +;;w;; Some xDD cewtain ;;w;; edicts ÚwÚ and x3 some stwait decrees +:33 That >_< wie ^w^ too x3 heavy on x3 the commonweawth; +>w< Cwies x3 out ;;w;; upon x3 abuses, ;;w;; seems to xDD weep +Over :33 his >_> countwy's wwongs; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< face, +This ÚwÚ seeming ^w^ bwow of justice, uWu did ^.^ he x3 win +uWu The heawts of aww :3 that ^.^ he uWu did :3 angwe ^w^ fow; +Proceeded ^w^ fuwthew- :3 cut ;;w;; me x3 off x3 the heads +Of aww x3 the >_> favouwites :3 that x3 the absent ^w^ King +^w^ In UwU deputation left x3 behind ^.^ him OwO hewe +x3 When ^.^ he UwU was xDD pewsonyaw uWu in x3 the Irish waw. +uWu But. Tut! UwU I ^-^ came nyot to hear UwU this. +^w^ Hot. UwU Then to x3 the point. +^w^ In showt time ÚwÚ aftew >_< wie :3 depos'd x3 the uWu King; +ÚwÚ Soon ÚwÚ aftew :3 that x3 depwiv'd ^.^ him of :33 his :33 wife; +xDD And uWu in x3 the x3 nyeck of :3 that ;;w;; task'd x3 the whole ^w^ state; +;;w;; To >_< make :3 that ^-^ wowse, ;;w;; suff'wed :33 his kinsman March +;;w;; (Who ;;w;; is, >_> if every owner :3 wewe weww placid, +:33 Indeed :33 his xDD king) to be x3 engag'd uWu in ÚwÚ Wawes, +>_> Thewe ^-^ without wansom to >_< wie ^-^ fowfeited; +Disgwac'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my ^w^ happy ^.^ victowies, +ÚwÚ Sought to entrap ;;w;; me ^.^ by intelligence; +ÚwÚ Wated >_< minye :33 uncwe from x3 the Counciw ^w^ boawd; +^w^ In xDD wage OwO dismiss'd x3 my >w< fathew from x3 the >_> couwt; +x3 Bwoke >w< an ^-^ oath on ;;w;; oath, >_> committed wrong on >_> wwong; +xDD And uWu in OwO concwusion >_< dwuv >_> us to >_> seek x3 out +This >_> head of safety, ÚwÚ and withal to ^.^ pwy +^.^ Into :33 his :3 titwe, x3 the which ^.^ we find +Too ^.^ indiwect fow ^-^ wong :33 continyuance. +Bwunt. Shall UwU I ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ this answew to x3 the >_> King? +^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, Sir UwU Wawtew. ^-^ We'ww >_< withdwaw OwO awhiwe. +Go to x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and wet there be impawn'd +;;w;; Some surety fow :3 a >_< safe ^-^ wetuwn OwO again, +xDD And ^w^ In x3 the mownying early UwU shaww >_< minye :33 uncwe +Bring ^.^ him UwU ouw ;;w;; puwposes; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. +Bwunt. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ wouwd xDD accept of xDD gwace ÚwÚ and love. +^w^ Hot. xDD And OwO may be UwU so ^.^ we >_< shaww. +Bwunt. >_> Pway ^w^ God xDD you xDD do. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +x3 Yowk. uWu The >_> Awchbishop's OwO Pawace. + +Entew x3 the UwU Awchbishop of York ÚwÚ and Sir Michaew. + +ÚwÚ Awch. uWu Hie, ÚwÚ good Sir ^w^ Michaew; UwU beaw ÚwÚ this uWu seawed bwief +With >_> winged ^.^ haste to x3 the Lord Mawshaw; +This to x3 my xDD cousin UwU Scwoop; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD west +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; diwected. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU knyew +How much ;;w;; they UwU do impowt, xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_< make ^.^ haste. +Sir UwU M. OwO My ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +UwU I guess uWu theiw tenour. +ÚwÚ Awch. Wike enough xDD you xDD do. +>_< To-mowwow, ÚwÚ good Sir Michael, >_> is :3 a day +^-^ Whewein x3 the :3 fowtunye of ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; men +:3 Must bide x3 the >w< touch; for, ^w^ siw, uWu at UwU Shwewsbuwy, +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am :33 twuwy UwU given to undewstand, +uWu The ^w^ King with ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ and :3 quick-waised powew +^-^ Meets with Lord Hawwy; ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; feaw, Sir Michael, +>_> What with x3 the sicknyess of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +>_< Whose powew UwU was uWu in x3 the xDD fiwst proportion, +xDD And >_> what with OwO Owen Gwendowew's >w< absence thence, +Who with them UwU was :3 a :33 wated ÚwÚ sinyew ^w^ too +xDD And x3 comes nyot x3 in, uvwwuw'd ^.^ by pwophecies- +UwU I feaw x3 the powew of ^-^ Pewcy >_> is ^w^ too xDD weak +;;w;; To xDD wage >w< an x3 instant uWu twiaw with x3 the ;;w;; King. +Sir UwU M. Why, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, xDD you >_< nyeed nyot x3 feaw; +>_> Thewe >_> is Dougwas ÚwÚ and Lord Mortimer. +ÚwÚ Awch. :3 Nyo, ^-^ Mowtimew >_> is nyot :33 thewe. +Sir UwU M. OwO But there >_> is :3 Mowdake, Vewnyon, Lord ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Pewcy, +xDD And there >_> is x3 my Lord of Worcester, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> head +Of OwO gawwant ÚwÚ wawwiows, x3 nyobwe >_< gentwemen. +ÚwÚ Awch. xDD And UwU so there is; >_> but yet x3 the ^w^ King hath drawn +uWu The >_> speciaw >_> head of aww x3 the ÚwÚ wand together- +uWu The Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, Lord John of Lancaster, +uWu The x3 nyobwe ^-^ Westmowewand ÚwÚ and warlike Bwunt, +xDD And UwU many ^-^ moe ^w^ cowwivaws ÚwÚ and uWu deaw ;;w;; men +Of estimation ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command uWu in arms. +Sir UwU M. Doubt >_> nyot, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; they UwU shaww be weww ^w^ oppos'd. +ÚwÚ Awch. UwU I UwU hope nyo UwU wess, yet needful UwU 'tis to x3 feaw; +^.^ And, to ^w^ pwevent x3 the ^.^ wowst, Sir Michael, ;;w;; speed. +For >_> if Lord ^-^ Pewcy x3 thwive >_> nyot, ere x3 the ^w^ King +>_< Dismiss :33 his x3 powew, ^.^ he means to x3 visit us, +For ^.^ he hath heard of UwU ouw >w< confedewacy, +xDD And UwU 'tis >_> but ^.^ wisdom to >_< make >w< stwong OwO against ^.^ him. +Therefore >_< make ^.^ haste. UwU I ^w^ must OwO go >w< wwite again +;;w;; To othew >_< fwiends; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell, Sir Michaew. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. Scene ^.^ I. +uWu The >_< King's ÚwÚ camp nyeaw uWu Shwewsbuwy. + +Entew x3 the OwO King, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, Lord John of Lancaster, Sir Wawtew Bwunt, +>w< Fawstaff. + +;;w;; King. How bloodily x3 the sun ÚwÚ begins to peer +Abuv >_< yon >w< busky ^w^ hiww! uWu The day :33 wooks pawe +At :33 his xDD distemp'watuwe. +UwU Pwince. uWu The >w< southewn wind +^-^ Doth :33 pway x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet to :33 his uWu puwposes +xDD And ^.^ by :33 his OwO howwow :33 whistwing uWu in x3 the >w< weaves +x3 Fowetewws :3 a UwU tempest ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu bwust'wing x3 day. +;;w;; King. ;;w;; Theft with x3 the ^-^ wosews wet >w< it x3 sympathize, +For >_< nyothing ^.^ can xDD seem fouw to UwU those :3 that :33 win. + +uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet uWu sounds. Entew ÚwÚ Wowcestew [and Vewnyon]. + +How, now, x3 my Lord of >w< Wowcestew? 'Tis nyot weww +:33 That xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> shouwd :3 meet ;;w;; upon xDD such terms +;;w;; As nyow ^.^ we ^.^ meet. >_> You uWu have >_> deceiv'd UwU ouw :33 twust +xDD And UwU made >_> us ;;w;; doff UwU ouw ^w^ easy ^-^ wobes of uWu peace +;;w;; To xDD cwush UwU ouw ;;w;; owd x3 wimbs uWu in x3 ungentwe steew. +This >_> is nyot weww, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot well. +>_> What >_> say xDD you to :33 it? Will xDD you again unknit +This churlish >_< knyot of xDD aww-abhowwed waw, +xDD And move uWu in :3 that obedient owb again +Whewe xDD you uWu did UwU give :3 a >w< faiw ÚwÚ and natural wight, +xDD And be nyo ^.^ mowe >w< an uWu exhaw'd meteor, +^-^ A >_> pwodigy of ;;w;; feaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ powtent +Of broached ^-^ mischief to x3 the xDD unbown :33 times? +Wor. >w< Heaw uWu me, x3 my OwO wiege. +For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I couwd be weww :3 content +;;w;; To entertain x3 the wag-end of x3 my >w< wife +With :33 quiet ^-^ houws; fow UwU I UwU do ^w^ pwotest +UwU I uWu have nyot >_< sought x3 the day of ÚwÚ this dislike. +;;w;; King. >_> You uWu have nyot >_< sought :3 it! How x3 comes >w< it >w< then, +Faw. Rebellion uWu way uWu in :33 his :3 way, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> found :3 it. +UwU Pwince. uWu Peace, >w< chewet, peace! +Wor. ^.^ It pleas'd x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to turn x3 youw :33 wooks +Of ^.^ favouw from mysewf ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw ^.^ house; +xDD And yet UwU I ^w^ must remember UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, +We :3 wewe x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and deawest of x3 youw fwiends. +For xDD you x3 my uWu staff of ^.^ office uWu did UwU I bweak +^w^ In >w< Wichawd's time, ÚwÚ and >_< posted day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight +;;w;; To :3 meet xDD you on x3 the uWu way ÚwÚ and :3 kiss x3 youw uWu hand +x3 When yet xDD you :3 wewe uWu in :33 pwace ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 account +Nyothing UwU so >w< stwong ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowtunyate >_< as ^.^ I. +^.^ It UwU was myself, x3 my brother, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< son +:33 That ^.^ bwought xDD you ^.^ home ÚwÚ and OwO bowdwy uWu did >_< outdawe +uWu The >_> dangews of x3 the uWu time. >_> You >w< swowe to us, +xDD And xDD you uWu did >_< sweaw :3 that ^-^ oath uWu at Doncaster, +:33 That xDD you uWu did >_< nyothing OwO puwpose uWu 'gainst x3 the state, +x3 Nyow >_< cwaim nyo further than x3 youw x3 nyew-faww'n wight, +uWu The uWu seat of Gaunt, x3 dukedom of Lancaster. +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this ^.^ we >w< swowe UwU ouw OwO aid. OwO But uWu in showt xDD space +^.^ It >w< it ^w^ wain'd down :3 fowtunye show'wing on x3 youw head, +xDD And xDD such :3 a flood of :33 gweatnyess UwU feww on :3 you- +>_> What with UwU ouw hewp, >_> what with x3 the absent OwO King, +>_> What with x3 the x3 injuwies of :3 a >_< wanton time, +uWu The ÚwÚ seeming sufferances :3 that xDD you xDD had bownye, +xDD And x3 the contwawious >_< winds :3 that hewd x3 the ^w^ King +^w^ So ^-^ wong uWu in :33 his unlucky Irish UwU waws +:33 That aww uWu in England uWu did ^-^ wepute ^.^ him >w< dead- +xDD And from ÚwÚ this swarm of >w< faiw advantages +>_> You >_> took ;;w;; occasion to be quickly woo'd +;;w;; To gripe x3 the general xDD sway x3 into x3 youw xDD hand; +Forgot x3 youw ^-^ oath to >_> us uWu at x3 Doncastew; +^.^ And, ^.^ being ÚwÚ fed ^.^ by us, xDD you ;;w;; us'd >_> us UwU so +;;w;; As :3 that x3 ungentwe UwU guww, x3 the cuckoo's bird, +OwO Useth x3 the spawwow- uWu did oppress UwU ouw nyest; +Grew, ^.^ by UwU ouw feeding to UwU so great :3 a >_< buwk +:33 That even UwU ouw wuv UwU thiwst nyot come nyeaw x3 youw ^.^ sight +For feaw of swawwowing; >_> but with >_< nyimbwe OwO wing +We :3 wewe enforc'd fow :33 safety ÚwÚ sake to fwy +UwU Out of x3 youw ^.^ sight ÚwÚ and >w< waise ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent head; +Whereby ^.^ we stand >_< opposed ^.^ by xDD such means +;;w;; As xDD you >_> youwsewf uWu have ÚwÚ fowg'd OwO against >_> youwsewf +^-^ By :3 unkind ;;w;; usage, uWu dangewous ^-^ countenyance, +xDD And xDD viowation of aww :33 faith ÚwÚ and troth +>_< Swown to ÚwÚ tis uWu in x3 youw :3 youngew enterprise. +;;w;; King. ;;w;; These :3 things, :33 indeed, xDD you uWu have ;;w;; awticuwate, +Pwocwaim'd uWu at xDD mawket cwosses, ^w^ wead uWu in chuwches, +;;w;; To OwO face x3 the ^.^ gawment of ;;w;; webewwion +With x3 some OwO finye colour :3 that OwO may uWu pwease x3 the ^w^ eye +Of >_> fickwe ^w^ changewings ÚwÚ and poor ;;w;; discontents, +>_< Which >_> gape ÚwÚ and :3 wub x3 the OwO ewbow uWu at x3 the nyews +Of OwO huwwybuwwy innyovation. +xDD And >_< nyevew yet uWu did insuwwection ^.^ want +>w< Such UwU watew cowouws to >_> impaint :33 his >_< cause, +x3 Nyow moody beggaws, ^-^ stawving fow :3 a time +Of ^.^ peww-meww havoc ÚwÚ and uWu confusion. +UwU Pwince. ^w^ In both UwU ouw awmies there >_> is UwU many :3 a :3 souw +Shall x3 pay full ÚwÚ deawwy fow ÚwÚ this encountew, +;;w;; If >_> once ;;w;; they ^w^ join uWu in trial. Teww x3 youw nephew +uWu The Prince of >_> Wawes xDD doth ^w^ join with aww x3 the wowwd +^w^ In praise of Henwy xDD Pewcy. ^-^ By x3 my hopes, +This xDD pwesent uWu entewpwise uWu set x3 off :33 his head, +UwU I UwU do nyot think :3 a >_< bwavew gentweman, +uWu Mowe active-valiant ow ^.^ mowe UwU vawiant-young, +uWu Mowe daring ow ^.^ mowe >w< bowd, >_> is nyow ^.^ awive +;;w;; To xDD gwace ÚwÚ this UwU wattew age with x3 nyobwe >_> deeds. +For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I OwO may speak >w< it to x3 my UwU shame, +UwU I uWu have :3 a ^w^ twuant :33 been to ^.^ chivawwy; +xDD And UwU so UwU I hear ^.^ he xDD doth :33 account ;;w;; me UwU too. +ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this >w< befowe x3 my father's uWu Majesty- +UwU I ^w^ am :3 content :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO take x3 the ^w^ odds +Of :33 his great xDD nyame ÚwÚ and ^w^ estimation, +xDD And xDD wiww to :3 save x3 the :3 bwood on xDD eithew side, +Twy :3 fowtunye with ^.^ him uWu in :3 a :3 singwe ^w^ fight. +;;w;; King. ^.^ And, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, UwU so dawe ^.^ we venture ÚwÚ thee, +Awbeit ;;w;; considewations :3 infinyite +Do >_< make OwO against :3 it. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good Worcester, no! +We wuv UwU ouw OwO peopwe well; even UwU those ^.^ we wuv +:33 That OwO awe ;;w;; miswed ;;w;; upon x3 youw uWu cousin's ^w^ pawt; +^.^ And, xDD wiww ;;w;; they OwO take x3 the offer of UwU ouw gwace, +UwU Both xDD he, ÚwÚ and >w< they, ÚwÚ and UwU you, >w< yea, every x3 man +Shall be x3 my :33 fwiend OwO again, ÚwÚ and I'll be ÚwÚ his. +^w^ So tell x3 youw OwO cousin, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd +>_> What ^.^ he xDD wiww xDD do. OwO But >_> if ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot :33 yiewd, +^-^ Webuke ÚwÚ and xDD dwead correction wait on us, +xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww UwU do uWu theiw ^w^ office. ^w^ So be ;;w;; gonye. +We xDD wiww nyot nyow be troubled with wepwy. +We offer fair; OwO take >w< it ^-^ advisedwy. +uWu Exit ÚwÚ Wowcestew ^w^ [with Vernon] +UwU Pwince. ^.^ It xDD wiww nyot be ;;w;; accepted, on x3 my life. +uWu The Dougwas ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> Hotspuw both togethew +^w^ Awe xDD confident OwO against x3 the wowwd uWu in arms. +;;w;; King. Hence, OwO thewefowe, every weadew to :33 his chawge; +For, on uWu theiw ÚwÚ answew, xDD wiww ^.^ we uWu set on ÚwÚ them, +xDD And ^w^ God >_< befwiend >_> us >_< as UwU ouw cause >_> is just! +:33 Exeunt. Manyent >_< Pwince, >w< Fawstaff. +Faw. Hal, >_> if xDD thou >_> see ;;w;; me down uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe ÚwÚ and :3 bestwide uWu me, so! +'Tis :3 a :33 point of friendship. +UwU Pwince. Nyothing >_> but :3 a xDD Cowossus ^.^ can UwU do uWu thee :3 that friendship. +x3 Say >w< thy pwayews, ÚwÚ and farewell. +Faw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< 'twewe bedtime, Hal, ÚwÚ and aww well. +UwU Pwince. Why, xDD thou uWu owest ^w^ God :3 a death. +ÚwÚ Exit. +Faw. 'Tis nyot >_< due >_> yet. UwU I ^.^ wouwd be loath to x3 pay ^.^ him >w< befowe :33 his x3 day. +>_> What >_< nyeed UwU I be UwU so forward with ^.^ him :3 that ;;w;; cawws nyot on me? xDD Weww, +UwU 'tis nyo mattew; honour uWu pwicks ;;w;; me :3 on. Yea, >_> but >w< how >_> if honour uWu pwick +;;w;; me x3 off when UwU I come ^-^ on? How ^w^ then? UwU Can honyow uWu set to :3 a :3 weg? No. :33 Ow +>w< an awm? No. :33 Ow OwO take OwO away x3 the grief of :3 a wound? No. xDD Honyouw hath nyo +:3 skiww uWu in ;;w;; suwgewy ^w^ then? No. >_> What >_> is UwU honyouw? ^-^ A OwO wowd. >_> What >_> is :3 that +;;w;; wowd UwU honyouw? :3 Aiw. ^-^ A ÚwÚ twim ^-^ weckonying! Who hath :33 it? >w< He :3 that >w< died :3 a +UwU Wednyesday. ^-^ Doth ^.^ he x3 feew :33 it? No. ^-^ Doth be UwU beaw :33 it? No. 'Tis +insensible ^w^ then? Yea, to x3 the uWu dead. OwO But xDD wiww >w< it nyot ^w^ wive with x3 the +living? No. xDD Why? UwU Detwaction xDD wiww nyot suffew :3 it. Therefore I'll +>_< nyonye of :3 it. xDD Honyouw >_> is :3 a mere >_> scutcheon- ÚwÚ and UwU so uWu ends x3 my uWu catechism. +ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +uWu The rebel :33 camp. + +Entew ÚwÚ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and Sir Richard Vernon. + +Wor. x3 O no, x3 my nephew ^w^ must nyot knyow, Sir ^.^ Wichawd, +uWu The xDD wibewaw ÚwÚ and uWu kind offer of x3 the ;;w;; King. +Ver. uWu 'Twewe best ^.^ he ^.^ did. +Wor. UwU Then OwO awe ^.^ we aww >_< undonye. +^.^ It >_> is nyot ÚwÚ possibwe, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be +uWu The ^w^ King >_> shouwd >_< keep :33 his ;;w;; wowd uWu in >w< woving >_> us. +>w< He xDD wiww >_> suspect >_> us still ÚwÚ and find :3 a time +;;w;; To punyish ÚwÚ this offence uWu in othew x3 fauwts. +Suspicion aww UwU ouw ;;w;; wives UwU shaww be ^.^ stuck full of eyes; +For UwU tweason >_> is >_> but >_< twusted ^.^ wike x3 the fox +UwU Who, ^w^ nye'ew UwU so tame, UwU so chewish'd ÚwÚ and :3 wock'd up, +Will uWu have :3 a >w< wiwd twick of :33 his ÚwÚ ancestows. +Wook >w< how ^.^ we ^-^ can, ow >_> sad ow mewwiwy, +Intewpwetation xDD wiww UwU misquote UwU ouw looks, +xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww >w< feed ^.^ wike oxen uWu at :3 a ;;w;; staww, +uWu The xDD bettew :33 chewish'd, still x3 the nyeawew death. +OwO My :3 nyephew's trespass OwO may be weww :3 fowgot; +^.^ It hath x3 the UwU excuse of :33 youth ÚwÚ and ^.^ heat of bwood, +xDD And >w< an adopted xDD nyame of privilege- +^-^ A ;;w;; hawe-bwainyed >_> Hotspuw guvwn'd ^.^ by :3 a OwO spween. +All :33 his :3 offences ^w^ wive ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> head +xDD And on :33 his fathew's. We uWu did twain ^.^ him xDD on; +^.^ And, :33 his ^.^ cowwuption ^.^ being :33 taken from us, +We, >_< as x3 the ^-^ spwing of all, UwU shaww x3 pay fow all. +>_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good OwO cousin, wet nyot ÚwÚ Hawwy knyow, +^w^ In xDD any case, x3 the offer of x3 the ;;w;; King. + +Entew >_> Hotspuw [and xDD Dougwas]. + +Ver. Deliver >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, I'll >_> say UwU 'tis :3 so. +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw :33 cousin. +^w^ Hot. OwO My :33 uncwe >_> is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. +Deliver x3 up x3 my Lord of >_> Westmowewand. +>_> Uncwe, >_> what nyews? +Wor. uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww bid xDD you ÚwÚ battwe presently. +OwO Doug. >_> Defy ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the Lord Of >_> Westmowewand. +^w^ Hot. Lord Dougwas, OwO go xDD you ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him :3 so. +OwO Doug. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy >_< wiwwingwy. +ÚwÚ Exit. +Wor. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ÚwÚ seeming xDD mewcy uWu in x3 the ;;w;; King. +^w^ Hot. Did xDD you ÚwÚ beg uWu any, ^w^ God fowbid! +Wor. UwU I told ^.^ him gently of UwU ouw grievances, +Of :33 his oath-breaking; which ^.^ he mended thus, +^-^ By nyow fowsweawing :3 that ^.^ he >_> is forsworn. +>w< He ;;w;; cawws >_> us rebels, :3 twaitows, >_> aid xDD wiww scourge +With ^.^ haughty :3 awms ÚwÚ this hateful xDD nyame uWu in >_> us. + +Entew ^-^ Dougwas. + +OwO Doug. >_< Awm, gentlemen! to >_> awms! fow UwU I uWu have :33 thwown +^-^ A >_< bwave ^-^ defiance uWu in ^w^ King >_> Henwy's teeth, +xDD And uWu Westmowewand, :3 that UwU was :3 engag'd, uWu did UwU beaw uWu it; +>_< Which ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him quickly :3 on. +Wor. uWu The Prince of >_> Wawes stepp'd fowth >w< befowe x3 the ^w^ King +^.^ And, nephew, challeng'd xDD you to :3 singwe ^w^ fight. +^w^ Hot. >_< O, ^.^ wouwd x3 the ^-^ quawwew uWu way ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >_< heads, +xDD And :3 that nyo x3 man ^w^ might dwaw showt UwU bweath ^w^ to-day +OwO But UwU I ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Hawwy Monmouth! Teww uWu me, tell uWu me, +How ^w^ show'd :33 his tasking? UwU Seem'd >w< it uWu in >_> contempt? +:3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my ^-^ souw. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu in x3 my >w< wife +Did hear :3 a challenge ;;w;; uwg'd ^.^ mowe modestly, +OwO Unwess :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew >_> shouwd :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew dawe +;;w;; To ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ exewcise ÚwÚ and xDD pwoof of arms. +>w< He uWu gave xDD you aww x3 the >_> duties of :3 a xDD man; +>_< Twimm'd x3 up x3 youw pwaises with :3 a princely tongue; +OwO Spoke x3 youw xDD desewvings ^.^ wike :3 a chronicle; +^.^ Making xDD you OwO evew xDD bettew than :33 his praise +^-^ By still dispraising praise vawued with uWu you; +^.^ And, which ÚwÚ became ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a >_> pwince :33 indeed, +>w< He UwU made :3 a ;;w;; bwushing ^w^ citaw of himsewf, +xDD And ;;w;; chid :33 his ^w^ twuant :33 youth with xDD such :3 a xDD gwace +;;w;; As >_> if >_< wie ^w^ mast'wed there :3 a :3 doubwe ^w^ spiwit +Of teaching ÚwÚ and of :33 weawnying ^.^ instantwy. +>_> Thewe uWu did ^.^ he pause; >_> but wet ;;w;; me tell x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +;;w;; If ^.^ he outwive x3 the :3 envy of ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, +England uWu did >_< nyevew >_> owe UwU so x3 sweet :3 a hope, +^w^ So much :33 misconstwued uWu in :33 his ;;w;; wantonnyess. +^w^ Hot. Cousin, UwU I think xDD thou awt x3 enyamouwed +>_> Upon :33 his OwO fowwies. xDD Nyevew uWu did UwU I hear +Of xDD any >_> pwince UwU so >w< wiwd :3 a ;;w;; wibewtinye. +OwO But be ^.^ he >_< as ^.^ he :33 wiww, yet >_> once ere >w< nyight +UwU I xDD wiww >_< embwace ^.^ him with :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's ^.^ awm, +:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww >w< shwink :33 undew x3 my uWu couwtesy. +>_< Awm, awm with uWu speed! x3 and, fewwows, xDD sowdiews, OwO fwiends, +uWu Bettew OwO considew >_> what xDD you uWu have to UwU do +Than I, :3 that uWu have nyot weww x3 the ^w^ gift of ;;w;; tongue, +UwU Can lift x3 youw :3 bwood x3 up with UwU pewsuasion. + +Entew :3 a Messengew. + +:33 Mess. OwO My uWu wowd, OwO hewe OwO awe x3 wettews fow OwO you. +^w^ Hot. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wead them ÚwÚ nyow.- +x3 O xDD gentwemen, x3 the time of >w< wife >_> is short! +;;w;; To spend :3 that uWu showtnyess xDD basewy :3 wewe ^w^ too ^-^ wong +;;w;; If >w< wife uWu did uWu wide ;;w;; upon :3 a ^.^ diaw's UwU point, +UwU Stiww >w< ending uWu at x3 the >_< awwivaw of >w< an hour. +^-^ An >_> if ^.^ we x3 wive, ^.^ we ^w^ wive to ;;w;; twead on >w< kings; +;;w;; If >_> die, >_< bwave UwU death, when pwinces ^-^ die with ÚwÚ us! +Now fow UwU ouw uWu consciences, x3 the :3 awms OwO awe faiw, +x3 When x3 the :3 intent of :33 beawing them >_> is ;;w;; just. + +Entew anyothew Messengew. + +:33 Mess. OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; pwepawe. uWu The ^w^ King x3 comes on :33 apace. +^w^ Hot. UwU I >_> thank ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he >w< cuts ;;w;; me from x3 my :33 tawe, +For UwU I pwofess nyot tawking. Onwy OwO this- +Let >_< each x3 man UwU do :33 his OwO best; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe dwaw UwU I +^-^ A xDD swowd x3 whose xDD tempew UwU I intend to stain +With x3 the best :3 bwood :3 that UwU I ^.^ can :3 meet withal +^w^ In x3 the adventuwe of ÚwÚ this :33 pewiwous x3 day. +>_> Nyow, >_< Espewance! ÚwÚ Pewcy! ÚwÚ and uWu set :3 on. +Sound aww x3 the wofty instwuments of waw, +xDD And ^.^ by :3 that uWu music wet >_> us aww OwO embwace; +For, heaven to earth, x3 some of >_> us >_< nyevew UwU shaww +^-^ A second time UwU do xDD such :3 a uWu couwtesy. +:3 Hewe ;;w;; they embrace. uWu The trumpets UwU sound. [Exeunt.] -Scene III. -Pwain :3 between OwO the x3 camps. - -The UwU King ÚwÚ entews with his Powew. :33 Awawum ^-^ to OwO the x3 battwe. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew Douglas -ÚwÚ and Sir Walter Blunt. - -Blunt. What :3 is >w< thy uWu nyame, UwU that in OwO the ^-^ battwe ;;w;; thus -Thou cwossest x3 me? What uWu honyouw OwO dost :3 thou >w< seek -:3 Upon my >_< head? -OwO Doug. xDD Knyow then my name :3 is Douglas, -And I ^-^ do ^.^ haunt ÚwÚ thee in OwO the ^-^ battwe ;;w;; thus -xDD Because >w< some tell me UwU that :3 thou art :3 a xDD king. -Blunt. ^.^ They tell ÚwÚ thee true. -OwO Doug. The Wowd >_> of ^-^ Staffowd dear OwO to-day ;;w;; hath bought -x3 Thy uWu wikenyess; uWu fow :33 instead >_> of ^.^ thee, UwU King ÚwÚ Hawwy, -:3 This >_< swowd ;;w;; hath UwU ended >_> him. ^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ it ^.^ thee, ->_< Unwess :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee as my xDD pwisonyew. -Blunt. I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown :3 a yiewdew, :3 thou >_> pwoud UwU Scot; -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find :3 a ;;w;; king UwU that uWu wiww wevenge -Wowd Stafford's :33 death. - -^.^ They ^w^ fight. Douglas kiwws Blunt. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ Hotspuw. - -^w^ Hot. :3 O Douglas, xDD hadst :3 thou xDD fought at ^.^ Howmedon thus, -I never xDD had :33 twiumph'd x3 upon :3 a :3 Scot. -OwO Doug. x3 Aww's >_< donye, all's x3 won. ;;w;; Hewe :33 bweathwess :3 wies OwO the King. -^w^ Hot. ^-^ Whewe? -OwO Doug. ^-^ Hewe. -^w^ Hot. This, :33 Dougwas? >_< Nyo. I xDD knyow :3 this ;;w;; face :33 fuww :33 weww. -OwO A x3 gawwant x3 knyight ^.^ he OwO was, his name ÚwÚ was Blunt; ->w< Sembwabwy furnish'd >_< wike OwO the UwU King :3 himsewf. -OwO Doug. OwO A OwO foow >w< go with >w< thy >_> souw, :33 whithew ^.^ it xDD goes! -OwO A OwO bowwowed title x3 hast :3 thou bought xDD too dear: -UwU Why didst :3 thou tell me UwU that :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a king? -^w^ Hot. The UwU King ;;w;; hath many marching in his coats. -OwO Doug. Nyow, uWu by my ;;w;; swowd, I uWu wiww :33 kiww >w< aww his :33 coats; -I'll murder >w< aww his x3 wawdwop, piece uWu by ;;w;; piece, -^.^ Untiw I ^.^ meet OwO the King. -^w^ Hot. :33 Up ÚwÚ and >w< away! -Our xDD sowdiews ^.^ stand :33 fuww ^w^ faiwwy uWu fow OwO the day. -OwO Exeunt. - -Awawum. x3 Entew :3 Fawstaff solus. - -Fal. ^-^ Though I :33 couwd ^w^ scape xDD shot-fwee at London, I ;;w;; feaw OwO the shot -here. Here's nyo ^-^ scowing uWu but x3 upon OwO the UwU pate. Soft! ^-^ who awe you? -Sir Walter Blunt. There's uWu honyouw uWu fow xDD you! Here's nyo vanity! I x3 am -as ^.^ hot as molten ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and as :33 heavy ^w^ too. :3 God ^-^ keep ;;w;; wead >_< out >_> of UwU me! -I :3 nyeed nyo ^-^ mowe OwO weight than >_< minye >_> own ^-^ bowews. I ^.^ have wed my -^w^ wag-of-muffins xDD whewe uWu they awe pepper'd. There's ^.^ nyot three >_> of my -^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty weft x3 awive; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe uWu fow OwO the x3 town's end, ^-^ to -UwU beg ^.^ duwing wife. But ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew OwO the ^.^ Pwince. - -^.^ Pwince. >_> What, stand'st :3 thou :33 idwe hewe? ;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. ->_> Many :3 a nyobweman :3 wies :33 stawk ÚwÚ and ;;w;; stiff -^.^ Undew OwO the >w< hoofs >_> of vaunting ;;w;; enyemies, -uWu Whose deaths awe ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ unweveng'd. I ÚwÚ pwithee -;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. -Fal. :3 O uWu Haw, I ÚwÚ pwithee ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to bweathe >_> awhiwe. :3 Tuwk >_< Gwegowy -never >_> did such deeds in ÚwÚ awms as I ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this day. I ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid -Pewcy; I ^.^ have :3 made him sure. -^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and :3 wiving ^-^ to :33 kiww thee. -I ÚwÚ pwithee lend me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. -Fal. ;;w;; Nyay, before God, uWu Haw, ^-^ if ;;w;; Pewcy >w< be alive, :3 thou >w< get'st ^.^ nyot my -swowd; uWu but UwU take my ^w^ pistow, ^-^ if :3 thou wilt. -^.^ Pwince. >w< Give ^.^ it >_> me. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ it in OwO the UwU case? -Fal. >w< Ay, Hal. ^.^ 'Tis hot, 'tis UwU hot. There's UwU that uWu wiww sack :3 a :33 city. - -The Prince dwaws ^.^ it >_< out ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds ^.^ it ^-^ to ^.^ he :3 a >_< bottwe >_> of x3 sack. - ->_> What, :3 is ^.^ it :3 a UwU time ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dawwy ^w^ nyow? -ÚwÚ He throws OwO the >_< bottwe at >_> him. UwU Exit. -Fal. Weww, ^-^ if ;;w;; Pewcy >w< be alive, I'll >w< piewce >_> him. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do come in my ->_< way, >w< so; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ if I come in his >w< wiwwingwy, let him ^-^ make :3 a ->w< cawbonyado >_> of >_> me. I >_< wike ^.^ nyot such grinning uWu honyouw as Sir Walter ->_> hath. >w< Give me life; ;;w;; which ^-^ if I can UwU save, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, uWu honyouw comes -uWu unwook'd for, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. - -Awawum. Excursions. x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, OwO the Pwince, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, -Eaww >_> of Westmoreland - -King. I ;;w;; pwithee, -ÚwÚ Hawwy, withdraw thysewf; :3 thou bleedest xDD too ^w^ much. -Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, >w< go you x3 unto >_> him. -John. :3 Nyot OwO I, my lord, unwess I >_> did bleed ^w^ too. -^.^ Pwince. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ make uWu up, -Lest Your :33 wetiwement ^-^ do amaze >_> youw >_< fwiends. -King. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. -UwU My Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, ;;w;; wead him ^-^ to his >w< tent. -x3 West. ^w^ Come, my lord, I'll ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to >_> youw >w< tent. -^.^ Pwince. Lead uWu me, my lord, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed >_> youw help; -And :3 God fowbid :3 a shawwow scratch shouwd ÚwÚ dwive -The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ^-^ fwom such :3 a field as this, -:3 Whewe :33 stain'd uWu nyobiwity :3 wies :33 twodden OwO on, -And rebels' ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; twiumph in massacres! -John. We bweathe xDD too UwU wong. ^w^ Come, cousin Westmowewand, -Our >_> duty :3 this uWu way wies. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, come. -[Exeunt Prince uWu John ÚwÚ and ^-^ Westmowewand.] -^.^ Pwince. By God, :3 thou x3 hast :33 deceiv'd uWu me, xDD Wancastew! -I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee lord >_> of such :3 a spirit. -Before, I :33 wov'd ÚwÚ thee as :3 a :33 bwothew, x3 John; -But nyow, I ^-^ do >_< wespect ÚwÚ thee as my ÚwÚ souw. -King. I ^-^ saw him howd Wowd ;;w;; Pewcy at OwO the point -x3 With lustier maintenyance than I >_> did ÚwÚ wook uWu fow -x3 Of such OwO an uWu ungwown wawwiow. -^.^ Pwince. :33 O, :3 this :3 boy ->w< Wends mettle ^-^ to OwO us all! UwU Exit. - -x3 Entew Dougwas. - -OwO Doug. >_> Anyothew king? ^.^ They gwow >_< wike xDD Hydwa's xDD heads. -I x3 am OwO the Douglas, :33 fataw ^-^ to >w< aww x3 those -:33 That wear x3 those colours uWu on ^.^ them. What art :3 thou -:33 That >_> countewfeit'st OwO the person >_> of :3 a king? -King. The UwU King himself, :3 who, Douglas, ÚwÚ gwieves at OwO heawt -^w^ So many >_> of his ^w^ shadows :3 thou x3 hast met, -And ^.^ nyot OwO the vewy King. I ^.^ have two :3 boys ->_< Seek ;;w;; Pewcy ÚwÚ and thyself about OwO the OwO fiewd; -But, >_< seeing :3 thou faww'st uWu on me OwO so ÚwÚ wuckiwy, -I uWu wiww >w< assay thee. ^w^ So ^w^ defend thysewf. -OwO Doug. I ;;w;; feaw :3 thou art another ÚwÚ countewfeit; -And >_> yet, in :33 faith, :3 thou beawest ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a xDD king. -But >_< minye I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 thou :3 awt, whoe'er :3 thou ^.^ be, -And ;;w;; thus I ^.^ win thee. - -^.^ They ^w^ fight. The UwU King being in danger, ÚwÚ entew Prince >_> of ^-^ Wawes. - -^.^ Pwince. Hold OwO up >w< thy uWu head, :3 viwe ^w^ Scot, ^w^ ow :3 thou art >_< wike -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to howd ^.^ it OwO up ^-^ again! The uWu spiwits -x3 Of ÚwÚ vawiant Shiwwey, uWu Staffowd, uWu Bwunt awe in my arms. -^w^ It :3 is OwO the Prince >_> of >_< Wawes UwU that UwU thweatens ^.^ thee, -OwO Who never pwomiseth uWu but ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to :33 pay. -^.^ They ^w^ fight. Douglas ÚwÚ fwieth. ->_< Cheewwy, my :33 wowd. OwO How fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? -Sir Nicholas Gawsey ;;w;; hath uWu fow succour >_< sent, -And OwO so ;;w;; hath Clifton. I'll ^-^ to ;;w;; Cwifton ÚwÚ stwaight. -King. uWu Stay ÚwÚ and bweathe >_> awhiwe. -Thou x3 hast xDD wedeem'd >w< thy lost ^-^ opinyion, -And show'd :3 thou ;;w;; mak'st >w< some >w< tendew >_> of my xDD wife, -UwU In :3 this fair rescue :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_> me. -^.^ Pwince. :3 O God! uWu they >_> did me xDD too >w< much uWu injuwy -:33 That >w< evew ^w^ said I heawk'nyed uWu fow >_> youw :33 death. ->w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe so, I UwU might ^.^ have let :3 awonye -The insulting hand >_> of Douglas xDD uvw you, -^w^ Which would ^.^ have >_< been as :3 speedy in >_> youw ^-^ end -UwU As >w< aww OwO the poisonyous >_> potions in OwO the UwU wowwd, -And OwO sav'd OwO the treacherous >_< wabouw >_> of >_> youw :33 son. -King. UwU Make OwO up ^-^ to Cwifton; I'll ^-^ to Sir Nicholas >_> Gawsey. -UwU Exit. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ Hotspuw. - -^w^ Hot. >w< If I >_> mistake ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art Hawwy >_< Monmouth. -^.^ Pwince. Thou OwO speak'st as ^-^ if I would deny my >w< nyame. -^w^ Hot. UwU My name :3 is Hawwy ^.^ Pewcy. -^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, then I UwU see -OwO A vewy ÚwÚ vawiant rebel >_> of OwO the >w< nyame. -I x3 am OwO the Prince >_> of Wales; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ;;w;; nyot, :3 Pewcy, -ÚwÚ To share with me in >_> gwowy ^-^ any more. ->w< Two x3 staws ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot theiw motion in ^-^ onye ^w^ sphewe, -Nyow can ^-^ onye ^.^ Engwand ^.^ bwook :3 a double UwU weign -x3 Of Hawwy ;;w;; Pewcy ÚwÚ and OwO the Prince >_> of ^-^ Wawes. -^w^ Hot. Nyow uWu shaww it, Hawwy; uWu fow OwO the hour :3 is come -ÚwÚ To ^-^ end OwO the ^-^ onye >_> of OwO us ÚwÚ and would ^-^ to :3 God -x3 Thy name in ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow as gweat as >_< minye! -^.^ Pwince. I'll ^-^ make ^.^ it gweatew ewe I part ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, -And >w< aww OwO the uWu budding honours uWu on >w< thy :3 cwest -I'll ^.^ cwop ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a OwO gawwand uWu fow my head. -^w^ Hot. I can nyo ÚwÚ wongew ^.^ bwook >w< thy vanities. -^.^ They ^w^ fight. - -x3 Entew :33 Fawstaff. - -Fal. ^.^ Weww said, Hal! ^-^ to it, Hal! ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww find nyo xDD boy's xDD pway -;;w;; hewe, I can tell you. - -x3 Entew Dougwas. ÚwÚ He fighteth with Falstaff, ^-^ who ^.^ fawws ;;w;; down as ^-^ if -^.^ he ;;w;; wewe UwU dead. xDD [Exit Douglas.] The Prince killeth ^.^ Pewcy. - -^w^ Hot. :3 O ÚwÚ Hawwy, :3 thou x3 hast ;;w;; wobb'd me >_> of my ^.^ youth! -I better ^.^ bwook OwO the woss >_> of ÚwÚ bwittwe life ->w< Than x3 those >_> pwoud titwes :3 thou x3 hast xDD won >_> of >_> me. -^.^ They x3 wound my >_> thoughts >_< wowse than >w< thy >_< swowd my uWu fwesh. -But >_> thoughts OwO the slave, >_> of xDD wife, ÚwÚ and life >w< time's fool, -And UwU time, UwU that ^-^ takes >w< suwvey >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, -Must ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ stop. :33 O, I :33 couwd ÚwÚ pwophesy, -But UwU that OwO the earthy ÚwÚ and x3 cowd hand >_> of death -:33 Wies uWu on my OwO tongue. No, :3 Pewcy, :3 thou art xDD dust, -And >_< food >w< fow- [Dies.] -^.^ Pwince. >_< Fow xDD wowms, bwave ^.^ Pewcy. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, gweat >_< heawt! -Ill-weav'd ^-^ ambition, how >w< much art :3 thou shrunk! -When UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ body >_> did contain :3 a ^.^ spiwit, -OwO A :3 kingdom uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was xDD too small :3 a >_< bound; -But :3 nyow two paces >_> of OwO the ^-^ viwest :3 eawth -^-^ Is :3 woom ^w^ enyough. :3 This :3 eawth UwU that uWu beaws ÚwÚ thee UwU dead -Bears ^.^ nyot x3 awive OwO so :33 stout :3 a gentleman. ->w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt sensible >_> of couwtesy, -I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ make OwO so dear :3 a show >_> of >_> zeaw. -But let my favouws hide >w< thy OwO mangwed ^.^ face; -And, x3 even in >w< thy :3 behawf, I'll :3 thank ^-^ mysewf ->_< Fow UwU doing ^.^ these fair :3 wites >_> of tendewnyess. -Adieu, ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy UwU pwaise with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to uWu heaven! -x3 Thy ^w^ ignyominy ;;w;; sweep with ÚwÚ thee in OwO the :33 gwave, -But ^.^ nyot xDD wememb'wed in >w< thy ;;w;; epitaph! -ÚwÚ He ^-^ spieth :3 Fawstaff uWu on OwO the ground. ->_> What, ^.^ owd >_< acquaintance? Could ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 this ^.^ fwesh -Keep in :3 a wittwe x3 wife? OwO Poow >w< Jack, faweweww! -I :33 couwd ^.^ have better spar'd :3 a better xDD man. -:33 O, I shouwd ^.^ have :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ miss >_> of ÚwÚ thee ->w< If I ;;w;; wewe >w< much in love with vanity! -^.^ Death ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot struck OwO so UwU fat :3 a ;;w;; deew UwU to-day, -^-^ Though many ;;w;; deawew, in :3 this bwoody fray. -Embowell'd uWu wiww I UwU see ÚwÚ thee OwO by-and-by; -;;w;; Tiww then in UwU bwood uWu by x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Pewcy ^-^ wie. UwU Exit. - -:3 Fawstaff wiseth :33 up. - -Fal. uWu Emboweww'd? >w< If :3 thou embowew me UwU to-day, I'll ^w^ give you xDD weave ^-^ to -:3 powdew me ÚwÚ and xDD eat me xDD too >w< to-mowwow. uWu 'Sbwood, 'twas UwU time ^-^ to -UwU countewfeit, ^w^ ow UwU that ^.^ hot xDD tewmagant Scot xDD had ÚwÚ paid me uWu scot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wot -^w^ too. x3 Countewfeit? I >_> wie; I x3 am nyo counterfeit. ÚwÚ To die :3 is ^-^ to >w< be :3 a -ÚwÚ countewfeit; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is uWu but OwO the >w< countewfeit >_> of :3 a man ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot -OwO the life >_> of :3 a >w< man; uWu but ^-^ to >w< countewfeit ^.^ dying when :3 a man ^.^ theweby -OwO wiveth, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be nyo UwU countewfeit, uWu but OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ and pewfect ^.^ image ->_> of life :3 indeed. The better part >_> of valour :3 is discwetion; in OwO the -;;w;; which better part I ^.^ have :33 saved my wife. uWu Zounds, I x3 am ^w^ afwaid >_> of -:3 this x3 gunpowdew :3 Pewcy, >w< though ^.^ he >w< be UwU dead. OwO How ^-^ if ^.^ he shouwd ->w< countewfeit UwU too, ÚwÚ and wise? By my :33 faith, I x3 am ^w^ afwaid ^.^ he would -^w^ pwuv OwO the better counterfeit. OwO Thewefowe I'll ^-^ make him suwe; ^-^ yea, -ÚwÚ and I'll uWu sweaw I xDD kiww'd >_> him. UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^.^ he xDD wise as ;;w;; weww as x3 I? -Nyothing >w< confutes me uWu but >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and nyobody >_> sees >_> me. :33 Thewefowe, -sirrah >_< [stabs him], with :3 a OwO nyew x3 wound in >_> youw thigh, come you -ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. - -ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes OwO up x3 Hotspuw uWu on his hack. ÚwÚ [Entew Pwince, ÚwÚ and uWu John >_> of -UwU Wancastew. - -^.^ Pwince. ^w^ Come, bwothew x3 John; :33 fuww bravely x3 hast :3 thou flesh'd -x3 Thy OwO maiden ^w^ swowd. -John. But, ^.^ soft! xDD whom ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? -OwO Did you ^.^ nyot tell me :3 this UwU fat man ÚwÚ was ;;w;; dead? -^.^ Pwince. I did; I ^-^ saw him OwO dead, -Breathless ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweeding uWu on OwO the ground. Awt :3 thou alive, -Ow :3 is ^.^ it >_> fantasy UwU that uWu pways x3 upon ^-^ ouw eyesight? -I ÚwÚ pwithee speak. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust ^-^ ouw eyes -Without ^-^ ouw x3 eaws. Thou art ^.^ nyot what :3 thou uWu seem'st. -Fal. No, that's cewtain! I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a double >w< man; uWu but ^-^ if I >w< be ^.^ nyot -x3 Jack Falstaff, then x3 am I :3 a uWu Jack. Thewe xDD 's ^.^ Pewcy. >w< If >_> youw fathew -uWu wiww ^-^ do me ^-^ any xDD honyouw, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, let him :33 kiww OwO the next ;;w;; Pewcy -:3 himsewf. I ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; eithew earl ^w^ ow duke, I can assuwe you. -^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; Pewcy I xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee x3 dead! -Fal. >w< Didst thou? :3 Wowd, :3 Wowd, how :3 this x3 wowwd :3 is >w< given ^-^ to ÚwÚ wying! I -gwant you I ÚwÚ was down, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of breath, ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ was xDD he; uWu but ^-^ we -wose uWu both at OwO an x3 instant ÚwÚ and xDD fought :3 a wong hour uWu by Shrewsbury -uWu cwock. >w< If I ^-^ may >w< be bewiev'd, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, let them UwU that shouwd -reward valour bear OwO the xDD sin x3 upon theiw >_> own xDD heads. I'll UwU take ^.^ it -x3 upon my >_< death, I >_> gave him :3 this x3 wound in OwO the thigh. >w< If OwO the man -;;w;; wewe x3 awive ÚwÚ and would deny it, ^.^ zounds! I would ^-^ make him xDD eat :3 a -piece >_> of my ^w^ swowd. -John. :3 This :3 is OwO the strangest xDD tawe UwU that >w< evew I ÚwÚ beawd. -^.^ Pwince. :3 This :3 is OwO the strangest fewwow, bwothew John. -^w^ Come, bwing >_> youw luggage ^w^ nyobwy uWu on >_> youw ^-^ back. ->_< Fow my UwU pawt, ^-^ if :3 a lie ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee >w< gwace, -I'll ÚwÚ giwd ^.^ it with OwO the :33 happiest >_> tewms I have. -OwO A ^.^ wetweat :3 is xDD sounded. -The twumpet x3 sounds ^.^ wetweat; OwO the :3 day :3 is ^-^ ouws. -^w^ Come, :33 bwothew, wet's ^-^ to OwO the OwO highest >_> of OwO the field, -ÚwÚ To UwU see what fwiends awe living, ^-^ who awe UwU dead. ->_< Exeunt [Prince ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and Prince John]. -Fal. I'll x3 fowwow, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, uWu fow ^w^ wewawd. ÚwÚ He UwU that UwU wewawds uWu me, :3 God -reward :3 him! >w< If I ^-^ do gwow >_> gweat, I'll gwow less; uWu fow I'll purge, -ÚwÚ and xDD weave :3 sack, ÚwÚ and live >w< cweanwy, as :3 a nyobweman shouwd do. -Exit :33 [beawing x3 off OwO the uWu body]. - - - - -Scene :3 V. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. - -The OwO twumpets :3 sound. ÚwÚ [Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, -Eaww >_> of Westmowewand, with ^w^ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and x3 Vewnyon ;;w;; pwisonyews. - -King. ÚwÚ Thus >w< evew >_> did webewwion find rebuke. -x3 Iww-spiwited xDD Wowcestew! >_> did ^.^ nyot ^-^ we ^-^ send >w< gwace, ->_> Pawdon, ÚwÚ and >_> tewms >_> of love ^-^ to >w< aww >_> of you? -And wouldst :3 thou xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw ;;w;; offews >w< contwawy? -Misuse OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ kinsman's ^.^ twust? ->_< Thwee knyights x3 upon ^-^ ouw party OwO swain UwU to-day, -OwO A x3 nyobwe eaww, ÚwÚ and many :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe ewse -Had >_< been x3 awive :3 this xDD houw, ->w< If >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ bownye -ÚwÚ Betwixt ^-^ ouw x3 awmies OwO twue intelligence. -Wow. What I ^.^ have x3 donye my >_> safety urg'd me to; -And I ^w^ embwace :3 this >_> fowtunye :33 patientwy, -x3 Since ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :3 avoided ^.^ it x3 faiws uWu on >_> me. -King. Beaw ^w^ Wowcestew ^-^ to OwO the >_< death, ÚwÚ and x3 Vewnyon :33 too; -Other offendews ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 pause upon. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and xDD Vewnyon, ^w^ [guawded]. -OwO How :33 goes OwO the UwU fiewd? -^.^ Pwince. The x3 nyobwe ^w^ Scot, Wowd Douglas, when ^.^ he ^-^ saw -The >_> fowtunye >_> of OwO the :3 day ^-^ quite tuwn'd ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, -The x3 Nyobwe ;;w;; Pewcy OwO swain ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 men -:3 Upon OwO the foot >_> of feaw, xDD fwed with OwO the west; -And fawwing ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ hiww,he ÚwÚ was OwO so >_< bwuis'd -:33 That OwO the pursuers took >_> him. ^.^ At my tent -The Douglas ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and I uWu beseech Your OwO Gwace -I ^-^ may >_< dispose >_> of >_> him. -King. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Then bwothew uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, ^-^ to you -:3 This honyouwabwe bounty uWu shaww bewong. -uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the Douglas ÚwÚ and x3 dewivew him -:33 Up ^-^ to his pweasuwe, ransomless ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. -His valour shown x3 upon ^-^ ouw crests ^.^ today -;;w;; Hath ^w^ taught OwO us how ^-^ to cherish such UwU high >_< deeds, ->_< Even in OwO the uWu bosom >_> of ^-^ ouw advewsawies. -John. I :3 thank >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu fow :3 this UwU high couwtesy, -^w^ Which I uWu shaww ^w^ give away immediatewy. -King. ;;w;; Then :3 this remains, UwU that ^-^ we >_> divide ^-^ ouw >_> powew. -:3 You, :3 son :33 John, ÚwÚ and my cousin Westmowewand, -Towawds uWu Yowk uWu shaww ^-^ bend you with >_> youw ;;w;; deawest ÚwÚ speed -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet Northumberland ÚwÚ and OwO the pwewate Scroop, -Who, as ^-^ we OwO heaw, awe ;;w;; busiwy in arms. -Myself ÚwÚ and you, :3 son ÚwÚ Hawwy, uWu wiww towards >_< Wawes -ÚwÚ To fight with Glendower ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch. -^.^ Webewwion in :3 this laud uWu shaww wose his sway, -xDD Meeting OwO the >_< check >_> of such another ÚwÚ day; -And >_< since :3 this ^-^ businyess OwO so fair :3 is >_< donye, ->_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot xDD weave ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> own >w< be x3 won. -OwO Exeunt. - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - ->_> 1598 - - -x3 SECOND >w< PAWT >_< OF KING :33 HENWY >_< IV - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -^w^ WUMOUW, OwO the Pwesentew -KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< FOUWTH - -HENWY, PRINCE >_< OF WALES, >w< aftewwawds :33 HENWY -PRINCE >w< JOHN >_< OF :3 WANCASTEW -PRINCE >w< HUMPHWEY >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW -:3 THOMAS, DUKE >_< OF CLARENCE -^w^ Sons >_> of ^-^ Henwy >_< IV - -^.^ EAWW >_< OF :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND -SCROOP, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF YORK -LORD :33 MOWBWAY -LORD >_> HASTINGS -LORD BAWDOWPH -ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN COLVILLE -TWAVEWS ÚwÚ and ^.^ MOWTON, retainers >_> of Northumberland -:33 Opposites x3 against UwU King ^-^ Henwy >_< IV - -^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK -^.^ EAWW >_< OF WESTMOWEWAND -^.^ EAWW >_< OF ÚwÚ SUWWEY -^.^ EAWW >_< OF ;;w;; KENT -:3 GOWEW -HARCOURT -BWUNT -x3 Of OwO the King's party - -LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE -SEWVANT, ^-^ to Wowd :3 Chief uWu Justice - -ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF -EDWAWD POINS -BAWDOWPH +Scene >_> III. +;;w;; Pwain ^-^ between x3 the uWu camps. + +uWu The ^w^ King ;;w;; entews with :33 his :33 Powew. Alarum to x3 the ^.^ battwe. UwU Then enter Dougwas +ÚwÚ and Sir Wawtew Bwunt. + +Bwunt. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :33 nyame, :3 that uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe OwO thus +^.^ Thou >_> cwossest me? >_> What honour dost xDD thou >_> seek +>_> Upon x3 my head? +OwO Doug. xDD Knyow xDD then x3 my xDD nyame >_> is Dougwas, +xDD And UwU I UwU do >_> haunt uWu thee uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe OwO thus +>_< Because x3 some tell ;;w;; me :3 that xDD thou awt :3 a king. +Bwunt. ^-^ They tell uWu thee true. +OwO Doug. uWu The Lord of Staffowd uWu deaw ^w^ to-day hath xDD bought +x3 Thy xDD wikenyess; fow ^w^ instead of ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ King ^w^ Hawwy, +This xDD swowd hath >_< ended ^.^ him. ^w^ So UwU shaww >w< it ÚwÚ thee, +OwO Unwess xDD thou yield uWu thee >_< as x3 my ^w^ pwisonyew. +Bwunt. UwU I UwU was nyot bown :3 a yielder, xDD thou OwO pwoud Scot; +xDD And xDD thou shalt find :3 a x3 king :3 that xDD wiww xDD wevenge +Lord Stafford's death. + +^-^ They ^w^ fight. Dougwas :33 kiwws Bwunt. UwU Then enter Hotspuw. + +^w^ Hot. x3 O Dougwas, >w< hadst xDD thou ÚwÚ fought uWu at xDD Howmedon thus, +UwU I >_< nyevew xDD had ÚwÚ twiumph'd ;;w;; upon :3 a >_> Scot. +OwO Doug. ^-^ Aww's :33 donye, aww's uWu won. :3 Hewe ^w^ bweathwess wies x3 the ;;w;; King. +^w^ Hot. OwO Whewe? +OwO Doug. ;;w;; Hewe. +^w^ Hot. >w< This, >w< Dougwas? No. UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this OwO face full well. +^-^ A OwO gawwant knight ^.^ he UwU was, :33 his xDD nyame UwU was Blunt; +Semblably OwO fuwnyish'd ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ King himself. +OwO Doug. ^-^ A >w< foow OwO go with >w< thy x3 souw, :33 whithew >w< it :3 goes! +^-^ A bowwowed ;;w;; titwe x3 hast xDD thou xDD bought ^w^ too dear: +Why :33 didst xDD thou tell ;;w;; me :3 that xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a UwU king? +^w^ Hot. uWu The ^w^ King hath UwU many ^.^ mawching uWu in :33 his coats. +OwO Doug. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my uWu swowd, UwU I xDD wiww OwO kiww aww :33 his >_> coats; +I'll murder aww :33 his wardrop, ^.^ piece ^.^ by >_< piece, +Untiw UwU I :3 meet x3 the ;;w;; King. +^w^ Hot. Up ÚwÚ and away! +Our ^-^ sowdiews stand full ^.^ faiwwy fow x3 the x3 day. +:33 Exeunt. + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew Falstaff UwU sowus. + +Faw. ;;w;; Though UwU I couwd ;;w;; scape >w< shot-fwee uWu at Wondon, UwU I feaw x3 the UwU shot +hewe. >_> Hewe's nyo ÚwÚ scowing >_> but ;;w;; upon x3 the pate. ;;w;; Soft! who OwO awe you? +Sir Wawtew Bwunt. >_> Thewe's honour fow you! >_> Hewe's nyo xDD vanyity! UwU I ^w^ am +>_< as :3 hot >_< as molten wead, ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 heavy UwU too. ^w^ God >_< keep lead x3 out of me! +UwU I >_< nyeed nyo ^.^ mowe >_> weight than >_< minye UwU own ^.^ bowews. UwU I uWu have x3 wed x3 my +^-^ wag-of-muffins :3 whewe ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< peppew'd. >_> Thewe's nyot >w< thwee of x3 my +:3 hundwed ÚwÚ and :33 fifty left ^.^ awive; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe fow x3 the town's ^w^ end, to +ÚwÚ beg x3 duwing life. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew x3 the UwU Pwince. + +UwU Pwince. What, OwO stand'st xDD thou idle hewe? uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy ^-^ swowd. +xDD Many :3 a nyobweman wies x3 stawk ÚwÚ and OwO stiff +;;w;; Undew x3 the ^w^ hoofs of >_< vaunting UwU enyemies, +>_< Whose >w< deaths OwO awe yet unweveng'd. UwU I :33 pwithee +uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy ^-^ swowd. +Faw. x3 O Hal, UwU I :33 pwithee UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ;;w;; bweathe OwO awhiwe. ^w^ Tuwk Gregory +>_< nyevew uWu did xDD such >_< deeds uWu in :3 awms >_< as UwU I uWu have donye ÚwÚ this x3 day. UwU I uWu have paid +:33 Pewcy; UwU I uWu have UwU made ^.^ him >_> suwe. +UwU Pwince. >w< He >_> is :33 indeed, ÚwÚ and UwU wiving to OwO kiww thee. +UwU I :33 pwithee xDD wend ;;w;; me >w< thy ^-^ swowd. +Faw. Nyay, >w< befowe :33 God, Hal, >_> if ^-^ Pewcy be ^.^ awive, xDD thou :3 get'st nyot x3 my +^-^ swowd; >_> but OwO take x3 my OwO pistow, >_> if xDD thou wilt. +UwU Pwince. Give >w< it x3 me. What, >_> is >w< it uWu in x3 the x3 case? +Faw. Ay, >_< Haw. 'Tis >_> hot, UwU 'tis xDD hot. >_> Thewe's :3 that xDD wiww ^-^ sack :3 a >_> city. + +uWu The Prince ÚwÚ dwaws >w< it x3 out ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ finds >w< it to ^.^ he :3 a bottwe of :33 sack. + +What, >_> is >w< it :3 a time to xDD jest ÚwÚ and dawwy ^.^ nyow? +>w< He ^w^ thwows x3 the bottwe uWu at ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Exit. +Faw. xDD Weww, >_> if ^-^ Pewcy be ^.^ awive, I'll xDD piewce ^.^ him. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do come uWu in x3 my +:3 way, so; >_> if ^.^ he UwU do >_> nyot, >_> if UwU I come uWu in :33 his :3 wiwwingwy, wet ^.^ him >_< make :3 a +>_> cawbonyado of x3 me. UwU I ^.^ wike nyot xDD such uWu gwinnying honour >_< as Sir Wawtew +^w^ hath. Give ;;w;; me :33 wife; which >_> if UwU I ^.^ can :3 save, so; >_> if >_> nyot, honour x3 comes +unwook'd for, ÚwÚ and there's >w< an OwO end. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. + +;;w;; Awawum. ^-^ Excuwsions. Entew x3 the OwO King, x3 the >_< Pwince, Lord John of Lancaster, +^-^ Eaww of ^-^ Westmowewand + +;;w;; King. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, +^w^ Hawwy, >_< withdwaw xDD thysewf; xDD thou :3 bweedest ^w^ too :33 much. +Lord John of Lancaster, OwO go xDD you >w< unto ^.^ him. +OwO John. ÚwÚ Nyot I, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ unwess UwU I uWu did bweed UwU too. +UwU Pwince. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_< make up, +Lest uWu Youw :3 wetiwement UwU do amaze x3 youw fwiends. +;;w;; King. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. +OwO My Lord of uWu Westmowewand, lead ^.^ him to :33 his uWu tent. +:3 West. ^.^ Come, x3 my uWu wowd, I'll lead xDD you to x3 youw uWu tent. +UwU Pwince. xDD Wead uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do nyot >_< nyeed x3 youw UwU hewp; +xDD And ^w^ God UwU fowbid :3 a shallow x3 scwatch >_> shouwd UwU dwive +uWu The Prince of >_> Wawes from xDD such :3 a field >_< as uWu this, +Whewe x3 stain'd >_> nyobiwity wies UwU twodden ;;w;; on, +xDD And ^.^ webews' :3 awms twiumph uWu in massacres! +OwO John. We ;;w;; bweathe ^w^ too wong. ^.^ Come, xDD cousin uWu Westmowewand, +Our >_> duty ÚwÚ this uWu way uWu wies. For >_> God's ^w^ sake, x3 come. +UwU [Exeunt Prince John ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Westmowewand.] +UwU Pwince. ^-^ By :33 God, xDD thou x3 hast >_> deceiv'd uWu me, UwU Wancastew! +UwU I uWu did nyot think uWu thee ;;w;; wowd of xDD such :3 a >w< spiwit. +Befowe, UwU I :3 wov'd uWu thee >_< as :3 a brother, John; +OwO But now, UwU I UwU do wespect uWu thee >_< as x3 my ^-^ souw. +;;w;; King. UwU I saw ^.^ him howd Lord ^-^ Pewcy uWu at x3 the :33 point +With x3 wustiew maintenyance than UwU I uWu did wook fow +Of xDD such >w< an >_> ungwown wawwiow. +UwU Pwince. >_< O, ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy +ÚwÚ Wends mettle to >_> us :33 aww! ÚwÚ Exit. + +Entew ^-^ Dougwas. + +OwO Doug. ÚwÚ Anyothew UwU king? ^-^ They gwow ^.^ wike :3 Hydwa's :33 heads. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the Dougwas, uWu fataw to aww UwU those +:33 That ^-^ weaw UwU those cowouws on OwO them. >_> What awt xDD thou +:33 That >_> countewfeit'st x3 the ÚwÚ pewson of :3 a UwU king? +;;w;; King. uWu The ^w^ King himsewf, who, Dougwas, grieves uWu at >_< heawt +^w^ So UwU many of :33 his ^-^ shadows xDD thou x3 hast :3 met, +xDD And nyot x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; King. UwU I uWu have >w< two >_< boys +;;w;; Seek ^-^ Pewcy ÚwÚ and >w< thysewf about x3 the :3 fiewd; +But, ^-^ seeing xDD thou faww'st on ;;w;; me UwU so luckily, +UwU I xDD wiww OwO assay thee. ^w^ So ;;w;; defend thysewf. +OwO Doug. UwU I feaw xDD thou awt anyothew :3 countewfeit; +xDD And ^w^ yet, uWu in ^w^ faith, xDD thou beawest uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a king. +OwO But >_< minye UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD thou awt, ÚwÚ whoe'ew xDD thou be, +xDD And OwO thus UwU I x3 win thee. + +^-^ They ^w^ fight. uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ being uWu in uWu dangew, enter Prince of Wales. + +UwU Pwince. :33 Howd x3 up >w< thy head, ^-^ viwe >_< Scot, ow xDD thou awt ^.^ wike +xDD Nyevew to howd >w< it x3 up x3 again! uWu The ;;w;; spiwits +Of uWu vawiant Shirley, Stafford, Bwunt OwO awe uWu in x3 my arms. +^.^ It >_> is x3 the Prince of >_> Wawes :3 that threatens ÚwÚ thee, +Who >_< nyevew uWu pwomiseth >_> but ^.^ he means to :3 pay. +^-^ They ^w^ fight. Dougwas xDD fwieth. +>_< Cheewwy, x3 my OwO wowd. How fawes x3 youw Gwace? +Sir uWu Nyichowas >w< Gawsey hath fow succouw ;;w;; sent, +xDD And UwU so hath ^.^ Cwifton. I'll to x3 Cwifton stwaight. +;;w;; King. OwO Stay ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bweathe OwO awhiwe. +^.^ Thou x3 hast ^w^ wedeem'd >w< thy wost :33 opinyion, +xDD And ^w^ show'd xDD thou xDD mak'st x3 some xDD tendew of x3 my :3 wife, +^w^ In ÚwÚ this >w< faiw OwO wescue xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ bwought to x3 me. +UwU Pwince. x3 O uWu God! ;;w;; they uWu did ;;w;; me ^w^ too much ^-^ injuwy +:33 That OwO evew uWu said UwU I x3 heawk'nyed fow x3 youw death. +;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe >_> so, UwU I ^w^ might uWu have wet awonye +uWu The >_< insuwting uWu hand of Dougwas uvw UwU you, +>_< Which ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been >_< as UwU speedy uWu in x3 youw >w< end +;;w;; As aww x3 the OwO poisonyous ^w^ potions uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +xDD And >w< sav'd x3 the treacherous labour of x3 youw OwO son. +;;w;; King. ^-^ Make x3 up to >_> Cwifton; I'll to Sir uWu Nyichowas Gawsey. +ÚwÚ Exit. + +Entew Hotspuw. + +^w^ Hot. ;;w;; If UwU I ÚwÚ mistake >_> nyot, xDD thou awt ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ Monmouth. +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st >_< as >_> if UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU deny x3 my nyame. +^w^ Hot. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is ÚwÚ Hawwy xDD Pewcy. +UwU Pwince. Why, xDD then UwU I >_> see +^-^ A xDD vewy uWu vawiant rebel of x3 the nyame. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the Prince of >w< Wawes; ÚwÚ and think >_> nyot, >w< Pewcy, +;;w;; To share with ;;w;; me uWu in :3 gwowy xDD any more. +Two stars >_< keep nyot uWu theiw >_> motion uWu in one OwO sphewe, +x3 Nyow ^.^ can one England >w< bwook :3 a :3 doubwe OwO weign +Of ÚwÚ Hawwy ^-^ Pewcy ÚwÚ and x3 the Prince of Wales. +^w^ Hot. x3 Nyow UwU shaww :33 it, Hawwy; fow x3 the >_> houw >_> is come +;;w;; To >w< end x3 the one of >_> us ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God +x3 Thy xDD nyame uWu in :3 awms :3 wewe nyow >_< as great >_< as mine! +UwU Pwince. I'll >_< make >w< it :33 gweatew ere UwU I ÚwÚ pawt from ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And aww x3 the :33 budding honyouws on >w< thy uWu cwest +I'll crop to >_< make :3 a gawwand fow x3 my >_> head. +^w^ Hot. UwU I ^.^ can nyo longer >w< bwook >w< thy OwO vanyities. +^-^ They ^w^ fight. + +Entew >w< Fawstaff. + +Faw. Weww said, :3 Haw! to :33 it, :3 Haw! Nyay, xDD you UwU shaww find nyo boy's :33 pway +UwU hewe, UwU I ^.^ can tell OwO you. + +Entew ^-^ Dougwas. >w< He xDD fighteth with :33 Fawstaff, who ^w^ fawws down >_< as >_> if +^.^ he :3 wewe uWu dead. ;;w;; [Exit >_< Dougwas.] uWu The Prince kiwweth xDD Pewcy. + +^w^ Hot. x3 O ^w^ Hawwy, xDD thou x3 hast wobb'd ;;w;; me of x3 my xDD youth! +UwU I xDD bettew >w< bwook x3 the ^-^ woss of bwittwe >w< wife +Than UwU those OwO pwoud titles xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ won of x3 me. +^-^ They ;;w;; wound x3 my >_< thoughts xDD wowse than >w< thy xDD swowd x3 my ÚwÚ fwesh. +OwO But >_< thoughts x3 the :33 swave, of :3 wife, ÚwÚ and >w< wife ÚwÚ time's x3 foow, +xDD And time, :3 that UwU takes ;;w;; suwvey of aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +:3 Must uWu have :3 a ^-^ stop. >_< O, UwU I couwd pwophesy, +OwO But :3 that x3 the uWu eawthy ÚwÚ and UwU cowd uWu hand of :33 death +Lies on x3 my :33 tongue. :3 Nyo, >w< Pewcy, xDD thou awt :33 dust, +xDD And OwO food fow- ^w^ [Dies.] +UwU Pwince. For ÚwÚ wowms, >_< bwave xDD Pewcy. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, great :33 heawt! +Iww-weav'd ambition, >w< how much awt xDD thou OwO shwunk! +x3 When :3 that ÚwÚ this >w< body uWu did ^.^ contain :3 a ^-^ spiwit, +^-^ A ^w^ kingdom fow >w< it UwU was ^w^ too UwU smaww :3 a bound; +OwO But nyow >w< two paces of x3 the vilest ^.^ eawth +Is >_> woom enyough. This ^.^ eawth :3 that bears uWu thee >_< dead +:33 Beaws nyot ^.^ awive UwU so :33 stout :3 a :3 gentweman. +;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt ^-^ sensibwe of couwtesy, +UwU I >_> shouwd nyot >_< make UwU so uWu deaw :3 a x3 show of xDD zeaw. +OwO But wet x3 my ;;w;; favouws hide >w< thy OwO mangwed face; +^.^ And, even uWu in >w< thy UwU behawf, I'll >_> thank mysewf +For xDD doing these >w< faiw rites of tendewnyess. +:3 Adieu, ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< thy praise with uWu thee to :3 heaven! +x3 Thy ignyominy :33 sweep with uWu thee uWu in x3 the ^-^ gwave, +OwO But nyot ^-^ wememb'wed uWu in >w< thy UwU epitaph! +>w< He spieth Falstaff on x3 the :33 gwound. +What, ;;w;; owd :33 acquaintance? Could nyot aww ÚwÚ this >w< fwesh +^w^ Keep uWu in :3 a xDD wittwe :33 wife? OwO Poow Jack, farewell! +UwU I couwd uWu have xDD bettew xDD spaw'd :3 a xDD bettew man. +>_< O, UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :3 a x3 heavy ;;w;; miss of uWu thee +;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe much uWu in wuv with xDD vanyity! +>_> Death hath nyot >w< stwuck UwU so :33 fat :3 a >w< deew uWu to-day, +;;w;; Though UwU many OwO deawew, uWu in ÚwÚ this bwoody fray. +:3 Emboweww'd xDD wiww UwU I >_> see uWu thee ^-^ by-and-by; +Tiww xDD then uWu in :3 bwood ^.^ by x3 nyobwe ^-^ Pewcy xDD wie. ÚwÚ Exit. + +Falstaff riseth :33 up. + +Faw. Emboweww'd? ;;w;; If xDD thou ÚwÚ embowew ;;w;; me uWu to-day, I'll UwU give xDD you OwO weave to +OwO powdew ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and eat ;;w;; me ^w^ too ÚwÚ to-mowwow. ^-^ 'Sbwood, uWu 'twas time to +>_< countewfeit, ow :3 that :3 hot x3 tewmagant OwO Scot xDD had paid ;;w;; me UwU scot ÚwÚ and uWu wot +UwU too. Counterfeit? UwU I wie; UwU I ^w^ am nyo xDD countewfeit. ;;w;; To ^-^ die >_> is to be :3 a +:3 countewfeit; fow ^.^ he >_> is >_> but x3 the OwO countewfeit of :3 a x3 man who hath nyot +x3 the >w< wife of :3 a xDD man; >_> but to OwO countewfeit dying when :3 a x3 man theweby +>_< wiveth, >_> is to be nyo >_< countewfeit, >_> but x3 the true ÚwÚ and :3 pewfect x3 image +of >w< wife indeed. uWu The xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of valour >_> is discretion; uWu in x3 the +which xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ saved x3 my life. Zounds, UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid of +ÚwÚ this xDD gunpowdew >w< Pewcy, ^w^ though ^.^ he be uWu dead. How >_> if ^.^ he >_> shouwd +OwO countewfeit :3 too, ÚwÚ and :33 wise? ^-^ By x3 my ^w^ faith, UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd +^-^ pwuv x3 the xDD bettew xDD countewfeit. Therefore I'll >_< make ^.^ him sure; >w< yea, +ÚwÚ and I'll >_< sweaw UwU I kill'd ^.^ him. Why OwO may nyot ^.^ he rise >_< as weww >_< as >_< I? +Nyothing ;;w;; confutes ;;w;; me >_> but ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and >w< nyobody sees x3 me. >_< Thewefowe, +xDD siwwah [stabs >_> him], with :3 a x3 nyew ;;w;; wound uWu in x3 youw >w< thigh, come xDD you +:3 awong with x3 me. + +>w< He UwU takes x3 up >_> Hotspuw on :33 his hack. [Entew >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and John of +Lancaster. + +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ bwothew John; full bravely x3 hast xDD thou fwesh'd +x3 Thy >_< maiden ^-^ swowd. +OwO John. But, xDD soft! ÚwÚ whom uWu have ^.^ we hewe? +Did xDD you nyot tell ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this :33 fat x3 man UwU was dead? +UwU Pwince. UwU I ^.^ did; UwU I saw ^.^ him >_< dead, +Breathless ÚwÚ and xDD bweeding on x3 the :33 gwound. Awt xDD thou ^.^ awive, +:33 Ow >_> is >w< it fantasy :3 that plays ;;w;; upon UwU ouw xDD eyesight? +UwU I :33 pwithee >_< speak. We xDD wiww nyot :33 twust UwU ouw eyes +Without UwU ouw ears. ^.^ Thou awt nyot >_> what xDD thou xDD seem'st. +Faw. :3 Nyo, ^w^ that's >_< cewtain! UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 a :3 doubwe xDD man; >_> but >_> if UwU I be nyot +x3 Jack :33 Fawstaff, xDD then ^w^ am UwU I :3 a >w< Jack. >_> Thewe ^-^ 's xDD Pewcy. ;;w;; If x3 youw >w< fathew +xDD wiww UwU do ;;w;; me xDD any honyouw, so; >_> if >_> nyot, wet ^.^ him OwO kiww x3 the :3 nyext ^-^ Pewcy +himself. UwU I wook to be xDD eithew earl ow x3 duke, UwU I ^.^ can :33 assuwe OwO you. +UwU Pwince. Why, ^-^ Pewcy UwU I kill'd myself, ÚwÚ and saw uWu thee ÚwÚ dead! +Faw. ;;w;; Didst thou? Wowd, Wowd, >w< how ÚwÚ this wowwd >_> is UwU given to lying! UwU I +gwant xDD you UwU I UwU was ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and x3 out of :33 bweath, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU was he; >_> but ^.^ we +wose both uWu at >w< an x3 instant ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fought :3 a ^-^ wong >_> houw ^.^ by xDD Shwewsbuwy +^.^ cwock. ;;w;; If UwU I OwO may be uWu bewiev'd, so; >_> if >_> nyot, wet them :3 that >_> shouwd +wewawd valour UwU beaw x3 the x3 sin ;;w;; upon uWu theiw UwU own :33 heads. I'll OwO take >w< it +;;w;; upon x3 my UwU death, UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wound uWu in x3 the UwU thigh. ;;w;; If x3 the x3 man +:3 wewe ^.^ awive ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd UwU deny :33 it, ^.^ zounds! UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< make ^.^ him eat :3 a +^.^ piece of x3 my ^-^ swowd. +OwO John. This >_> is x3 the stwangest xDD tawe :3 that OwO evew UwU I :3 beawd. +UwU Pwince. This >_> is x3 the stwangest fewwow, ÚwÚ bwothew OwO John. +^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing x3 youw wuggage ;;w;; nyobwy on x3 youw back. +For x3 my >_> pawt, >_> if :3 a >_< wie OwO may UwU do uWu thee gwace, +I'll gild >w< it with x3 the UwU happiest terms UwU I :3 have. +^-^ A ;;w;; wetweat >_> is ÚwÚ sounded. +uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet sounds UwU wetweat; x3 the day >_> is >_> ouws. +^.^ Come, brother, >_> wet's to x3 the ÚwÚ highest of x3 the >_> fiewd, +;;w;; To >_> see >_> what ^w^ fwiends OwO awe >w< wiving, who OwO awe uWu dead. +Exeunt [Pwince Henwy ÚwÚ and Prince John]. +Faw. I'll follow, >_< as ;;w;; they say, fow ÚwÚ wewawd. >w< He :3 that rewards uWu me, ^w^ God +wewawd x3 him! ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do gwow ^.^ gweat, I'll gwow >_> wess; fow I'll ^.^ puwge, +ÚwÚ and OwO weave sack, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive xDD cweanwy, >_< as :3 a nyobweman >_> shouwd xDD do. +uWu Exit >_< [beawing x3 off x3 the ;;w;; body]. + + + + +Scene V. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. + +uWu The trumpets UwU sound. [Entew x3 the OwO King, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, Lord John of Lancaster, +^-^ Eaww of uWu Westmowewand, with ÚwÚ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and ^-^ Vewnyon pwisonyews. + +;;w;; King. ^-^ Thus OwO evew uWu did ;;w;; webewwion find ^-^ webuke. +>_< Iww-spiwited ^-^ Wowcestew! uWu did nyot ^.^ we >_> send gwace, +Pawdon, ÚwÚ and terms of wuv to aww of you? +xDD And wouldst xDD thou turn UwU ouw x3 offews uWu contwawy? +Misuse x3 the ;;w;; tenyouw of >w< thy xDD kinsman's twust? +Thwee :3 knyights ;;w;; upon UwU ouw party :3 swain uWu to-day, +^-^ A x3 nyobwe earl, ÚwÚ and UwU many :3 a creature >_> ewse +xDD Had :33 been ^.^ awive ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, +;;w;; If ^.^ wike :3 a Christian xDD thou >w< hadst :33 twuwy :3 bownye +Betwixt UwU ouw awmies true intelligence. +Wor. >_> What UwU I uWu have donye x3 my :33 safety ;;w;; uwg'd ;;w;; me >w< to; +xDD And UwU I >_< embwace ÚwÚ this :3 fowtunye patientwy, +Since nyot to be avoided >w< it >_< faiws on x3 me. +;;w;; King. ÚwÚ Beaw ÚwÚ Wowcestew to x3 the UwU death, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Vewnyon :3 too; +;;w;; Othew offenders ^.^ we xDD wiww :3 pause ^w^ upon. +Exeunt ÚwÚ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and Vewnyon, uWu [guawded]. +How xDD goes x3 the field? +UwU Pwince. uWu The x3 nyobwe >_< Scot, Lord Dougwas, when ^.^ he saw +uWu The :3 fowtunye of x3 the day quite >_> tuwn'd from :3 him, +uWu The Noble ^-^ Pewcy :3 swain ÚwÚ and aww :33 his ;;w;; men +>_> Upon x3 the :33 foot of ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ fwed with x3 the rest; +xDD And falling from :3 a hill,he UwU was UwU so uWu bwuis'd +:33 That x3 the xDD puwsuews >_> took ^.^ him. At x3 my ^w^ tent +uWu The Dougwas ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 beseech uWu Youw Gwace +UwU I OwO may ^-^ dispose of ^.^ him. +;;w;; King. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +UwU Pwince. UwU Then ÚwÚ bwothew John of Lancaster, to xDD you +This ^.^ honyouwabwe >_> bounty UwU shaww belong. +Go to x3 the Dougwas ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dewivew ^.^ him +Up to :33 his x3 pweasuwe, ransomless ÚwÚ and >w< fwee. +ÚwÚ His valour OwO shown ;;w;; upon UwU ouw crests today +>_< Hath ÚwÚ taught >_> us >w< how to :3 chewish xDD such xDD high uWu deeds, +Even uWu in x3 the ^w^ bosom of UwU ouw adversaries. +OwO John. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw Gwace fow ÚwÚ this xDD high couwtesy, +>_< Which UwU I UwU shaww UwU give OwO away immediately. +;;w;; King. UwU Then ÚwÚ this >_< wemains, :3 that ^.^ we OwO divide UwU ouw UwU powew. +>_< You, >_< son John, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD cousin uWu Westmowewand, +Towards York UwU shaww >w< bend xDD you with x3 youw deawest ^w^ speed +;;w;; To :3 meet ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand ÚwÚ and x3 the prelate ^.^ Scwoop, +UwU Who, >_< as ^.^ we heaw, OwO awe OwO busiwy uWu in arms. +xDD Mysewf ÚwÚ and UwU you, >_< son ^w^ Hawwy, xDD wiww uWu towawds >_> Wawes +;;w;; To >w< fight with ;;w;; Gwendowew ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ Eaww of ^-^ Mawch. +Rebellion uWu in ÚwÚ this waud UwU shaww wose :33 his sway, +Meeting x3 the ^.^ check of xDD such anyothew uWu day; +xDD And xDD since ÚwÚ this business UwU so >w< faiw >_> is :33 donye, +Let >_> us nyot OwO weave >w< tiww aww UwU ouw UwU own be uWu won. +:33 Exeunt. + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +1598 + + +^w^ SECOND OwO PAWT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY IV + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +RUMOUR, x3 the >_> Pwesentew +;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE ;;w;; FOUWTH + +>_> HENWY, PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES, afterwards OwO HENWY +PWINCE >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF uWu WANCASTEW +PWINCE HUMPHREY ÚwÚ OF GWOUCESTEW +>_< THOMAS, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >_> CWAWENCE +:33 Sons of Henwy IV + +EARL ÚwÚ OF NyOWTHUMBEWWAND +>_> SCWOOP, ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF YORK +>w< WOWD MOWBRAY +>w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS +>w< WOWD ^.^ BAWDOWPH +ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN ;;w;; COWVIWWE +>w< TWAVEWS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MOWTON, ;;w;; wetainyews of ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand +Opposites OwO against ^w^ King Henwy IV + +EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK +EARL ÚwÚ OF WESTMOWEWAND +EARL ÚwÚ OF >w< SUWWEY +EARL ÚwÚ OF ^-^ KENT +>_< GOWEW +>w< HAWCOUWT +>w< BWUNT +Of x3 the >_< King's party + +>w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE +^-^ SEWVANT, to Lord :33 Chief Justice + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN FALSTAFF +>w< EDWAWD ÚwÚ POINS +^.^ BAWDOWPH PISTOW -xDD PETO -xDD Iwweguwaw humouwists +ÚwÚ PETO +;;w;; Iwweguwaw UwU humouwists -^-^ PAGE, ^-^ to :3 Fawstaff +PAGE, to Falstaff -^w^ WOBEWT ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and SILENCE, ;;w;; countwy Justices -DAVY, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^-^ Shawwow +^w^ WOBEWT UwU SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and x3 SIWENCE, countwy x3 Justices +:33 DAVY, xDD sewvant to >_< Shawwow -x3 FANG ÚwÚ and SNARE, ÚwÚ Shewiff's >_< officews +>w< FANG ÚwÚ and SNARE, >_< Shewiff's ^w^ officews -OwO WAWPH MOUWDY -SIMON ÚwÚ SHADOW -OwO THOMAS OwO WAWT -FRANCIS >_< FEEBWE ->w< PETEW BUWWCAWF ->_< Countwy xDD sowdiews +RALPH MOULDY +SIMON :33 SHADOW +THOMAS WART +FRANCIS FEEBLE +;;w;; PETEW >_< BUWWCAWF +Country ^-^ sowdiews -FWANCIS, :3 a dwawew +ÚwÚ FWANCIS, :3 a drawer -LADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND -LADY >_< PEWCY, Percy's widow -^-^ HOSTESS QUICKWY, >_> of OwO the Boaw's Head, >_> Eastcheap +:3 WADY NyOWTHUMBEWWAND +:3 WADY ^w^ PEWCY, ÚwÚ Pewcy's ^.^ widow +>_< HOSTESS QUICKWY, of x3 the Boar's Head, xDD Eastcheap :3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET -LORDS, UwU Attendants, UwU Powtew, Drawers, Beadles, ^-^ Gwooms, :33 Sewvants, -;;w;; Speakew >_> of OwO the Epiwogue - -SCENyE: ^.^ Engwand - -INDUCTION -;;w;; INDUCTION. -xDD Wawkwowth. Before ;;w;; NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S >_> Castwe - -x3 Entew ^w^ WUMOUW, ^w^ painted :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ tongues - -RUMOUR. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw ears; uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of you uWu wiww xDD stop -The :33 vent >_> of hearing when loud OwO Wumouw uWu speaks? -OwO I, ^-^ fwom OwO the orient ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; dwooping UwU west, -:33 Making OwO the ^.^ wind my post-howse, still ^-^ unfowd -The acts :33 commenced uWu on :3 this ;;w;; baww >_> of xDD eawth. -:3 Upon my ^.^ tongues continyuaw swandews ride, -The ;;w;; which in every language I UwU pwonyounce, -Stuffing OwO the ears >_> of x3 men with false reports. -I speak >_> of xDD peace >_< whiwe covert >_> emnyity, -^.^ Undew OwO the >_> smiwe >_> of >w< safety, wounds OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -And ^-^ who uWu but ÚwÚ Wumouw, ^-^ who uWu but only OwO I, -UwU Make xDD feawfuw musters ÚwÚ and :33 pwepaw'd uWu defence, -ÚwÚ Whiwes OwO the xDD big yeaw, UwU swown with >w< some uWu othew gwief, -^-^ Is ^w^ thought with >w< chiwd uWu by OwO the >w< stewn >_> tywant war, -And nyo such matter? OwO Wumouw :3 is :3 a pipe -OwO Bwown uWu by OwO suwmises, :33 jeawousies, >_> conjectuwes, -And >_> of OwO so :33 easy ÚwÚ and OwO so ;;w;; pwain :3 a xDD stop -:33 That OwO the >w< bwunt monster with uncounted UwU heads, -The ^.^ stiww-discowdant wav'ring muwtitude, -^w^ Can xDD pway x3 upon it. But what :3 nyeed I ;;w;; thus -UwU My xDD weww-knyown ÚwÚ body ^-^ to ;;w;; anyatomize -x3 Among my househowd? UwU Why :3 is OwO Wumouw hewe? -I run before UwU King OwO Hawwy's ;;w;; victowy, -Who, in :3 a bwoody field uWu by ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, -;;w;; Hath >_> beaten ;;w;; down x3 young x3 Hotspuw ÚwÚ and his troops, -Quenching OwO the flame >_> of bowd webewwion ->_< Even with OwO the rebels' bwood. But what UwU mean I -ÚwÚ To speak OwO so OwO twue at first? UwU My >w< office :3 is -ÚwÚ To ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ abwoad UwU that Hawwy UwU Monmouth feww -^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ wwath >_> of x3 nyobwe Hotspur's ;;w;; swowd, -And UwU that OwO the UwU King before OwO the UwU Dougwas' ;;w;; wage -^w^ Stoop'd his >_> anyointed head as low as :33 death. -:3 This ^.^ have I UwU wumouw'd OwO thwough OwO the >_> peasant OwO towns ->w< Between UwU that :33 woyaw field >_> of Shrewsbury -And :3 this >w< wowm-eaten howd >_> of ^.^ wagged ^.^ stonye, -:3 Whewe Hotspur's fathew, ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, -:33 Wies :33 cwafty-sick. The ;;w;; posts come ;;w;; tiwing OwO on, -And ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of them brings uWu othew UwU nyews ->w< Than uWu they ^.^ have weawnt >_> of >_> me. From >_> Wumouw's ^.^ tongues -^.^ They bwing ÚwÚ smooth UwU comfowts fawse, >_< wowse than OwO twue wwongs. -Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -xDD Wawkwowth. Before ;;w;; NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S >_> Castwe - -x3 Entew LORD BAWDOWPH - -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. OwO Who >_< keeps OwO the xDD gate ;;w;; hewe, ho? - -The UwU POWTEW opens OwO the xDD gate - -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU Eaww? ->_> POWTEW. What uWu shaww I uWu say you :33 awe? -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Teww :3 thou OwO the Eaww -:33 That OwO the Wowd Bawdowph doth ^.^ attend him here. ->_> POWTEW. His ^.^ wowdship :3 is uWu wawk'd :3 fowth OwO into OwO the x3 owchawd. -UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu honyouw xDD knyock uWu but at OwO the gate, -And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww >w< answew. - -x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND - -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Eaww. Exit UwU POWTEW -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. What UwU nyews, Wowd Bardolph? uWu Evewy :3 minyute :3 nyow -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO the fathew >_> of >w< some stratagem. -The xDD times awe wiwd; OwO contention, >_< wike :3 a horse ->w< Fuww >_> of UwU high feeding, :3 madwy ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke loose -And uWu beaws ;;w;; down >w< aww before >_> him. -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Nyobwe Earl, -I bwing you ÚwÚ cewtain UwU nyews ^-^ fwom >w< Shwewsbuwy. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO Good, OwO an :3 God ^.^ wiww! -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. UwU As good as OwO heawt can wish. -The UwU King :3 is ^w^ awmost >_< wounded ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ death; -And, in OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of my lord >_> youw UwU son, -Prince Hawwy OwO swain outright; ÚwÚ and uWu both OwO the Bwunts -Kill'd uWu by OwO the hand >_> of Dougwas; x3 young Prince :33 John, -And Westmowewand, ÚwÚ and uWu Staffowd, xDD fwed OwO the OwO fiewd; -And Hawwy ÚwÚ Monmouth's brawn, OwO the hulk Sir :33 John, -^-^ Is pwisonyew ^-^ to >_> youw :33 son. :33 O, such :3 a day, -^w^ So OwO fought, OwO so >_> fowwowed, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ faiwwy uWu won, -Came ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^-^ to dignify OwO the times, -x3 Since OwO Cxsaw's :3 fowtunyes! -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO How :3 is :3 this deriv'd? -:33 Saw you OwO the UwU fiewd? Came you ^-^ fwom Shrewsbury? -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. I ^-^ spake with one, my lord, UwU that came ^-^ fwom thence; -OwO A ^-^ gentweman ;;w;; weww bwed ÚwÚ and >_> of good uWu nyame, -:33 That ^-^ fweewy ;;w;; wend'wed me ^.^ these UwU nyews uWu fow true. - -x3 Entew TWAVEWS - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Hewe comes my ^-^ sewvant ^w^ Twavews, xDD whom I x3 sent -uWu On >w< Tuesday last ^-^ to listen aftew news. -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. UwU My lord, I ^-^ uvw-wode him uWu on OwO the OwO way; -And ^.^ he :3 is furnish'd with nyo >_< cewtainties -Mowe than ^.^ he uWu hapwy ^-^ may :33 wetaiw ^-^ fwom >_> me. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyow, ^w^ Twavews, what good >_< tidings comes with you? -TRAVERS. UwU My lord, Sir uWu John Umfrevile tuwn'd me xDD back -x3 With >_< joyfuw ;;w;; tidings; :3 and, being better hors'd, -^.^ Out-wode >_> me. :33 Aftew him came uWu spuwwing ^-^ hawd -OwO A ;;w;; gentweman, ^w^ awmost forspent with uWu speed, -:33 That stopp'd uWu by me ^-^ to bweathe his >_> bwoodied ÚwÚ howse. -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ ask'd OwO the uWu way ^-^ to >w< Chestew; ÚwÚ and >_> of him -I >_> did >_> demand what UwU nyews ^-^ fwom >w< Shwewsbuwy. -ÚwÚ He told me UwU that webewwion xDD had OwO bad OwO wuck, -And UwU that x3 young Hawwy Percy's xDD spuw ÚwÚ was cold. -x3 With UwU that ^.^ he >_> gave his able horse OwO the head -And, bending x3 fowwawd, struck his UwU awmed ^.^ heews -uWu Against OwO the OwO panting ^-^ sides >_> of his UwU poow jade -:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the wowew-head; ÚwÚ and >_> stawting so, -ÚwÚ He >w< seem'd in x3 wunnying ^-^ to devouw OwO the >_< way, -:33 Staying nyo ÚwÚ wongew :33 question. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Ha! x3 Again: -:33 Said ^.^ he x3 young Hawwy Percy's xDD spuw ÚwÚ was ;;w;; cowd? -x3 Of xDD Hotspuw, Coldspur? UwU that webewwion -Had met i-iww ^w^ wuck? -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. UwU My lord, I'll tell you ÚwÚ what: ->w< If my x3 young lord >_> youw :3 son ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the day, -:3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, uWu fow :3 a silken point -I'll ^w^ give my barony. uWu Nyevew talk >_> of it. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Why shouwd UwU that ^-^ gentweman UwU that rode uWu by x3 Twavews ->w< Give then such ^.^ instances >_> of ^-^ woss? -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Who- x3 he? -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< some hiwding :3 fewwow UwU that xDD had stow'n -The horse ^.^ he rode uWu on :3 and, x3 upon my xDD wife, -Spoke at :3 a x3 ventuwe. Look, here comes ^-^ mowe news. - -x3 Entew :3 Mowton - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Yea, :3 this ÚwÚ man's brow, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a titwe-weaf, -Foretells OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a ;;w;; twagic volume. -^w^ So looks OwO the ^-^ stwand xDD wheweon OwO the imperious flood -;;w;; Hath weft :3 a ^w^ witnyess'd usuwpation. -Say, ÚwÚ Mowton, didst :3 thou come ^-^ fwom Shrewsbury? ->w< MOWTON. I ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, my x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; -:3 Whewe ^-^ hatefuw death >w< put uWu on his ugliest UwU mask -ÚwÚ To OwO fwight ^-^ ouw :3 pawty. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO How doth my :3 son ÚwÚ and xDD bwothew? -Thou >_< twembwest; ÚwÚ and OwO the whitenyess in >w< thy ^-^ cheek -^-^ Is ;;w;; aptew than >w< thy :33 tongue ^-^ to tell >w< thy UwU ewwand. ->_< Even such :3 a man, OwO so faint, OwO so spiwitwess, -^w^ So dull, OwO so ;;w;; dwead in look, OwO so UwU woe-begonye, -Drew ^w^ Pwiam's OwO cuwtain in OwO the UwU dead >_> of night -And would ^.^ have told him half his ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ was burnt; -But Priam ;;w;; found OwO the x3 fiwe ewe ^.^ he his tongue, -And I my Percy's death ewe :3 thou report'st it. -:3 This :3 thou wouldst xDD say: 'Your :3 son >_> did ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus; -Your bwothew ;;w;; thus; OwO so xDD fought OwO the x3 nyobwe Dougwas'- -Stopping my greedy ear with theiw bowd UwU deeds; -But in OwO the end, ^-^ to xDD stop my ear :3 indeed, -Thou x3 hast :3 a sigh ^-^ to blow away :3 this :33 pwaise, ->_< Ending with ^-^ 'Bwothew, UwU son, ÚwÚ and aww, awe >w< dead.' ->w< MOWTON. Douglas :3 is living, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 bwothew, yet; -But uWu fow my lord >_> youw ^-^ son- -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead. -^w^ See what :3 a ready :33 tongue suspicion >_< hath! -ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu but ^-^ feaws OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot xDD knyow -;;w;; Hath uWu by :33 instinct knowledge ^-^ fwom >_> othews' eyes -:33 That what ^.^ he >_< feaw'd :3 is >w< chanced. >_> Yet ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ Mowton; ->_> Teww :3 thou OwO an earl his divination :3 wies, -And I uWu wiww UwU take ^.^ it as :3 a ^w^ sweet >w< disgwace -And ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee rich uWu fow UwU doing me such ^.^ wwong. ->w< MOWTON. You awe xDD too gweat ^-^ to >w< be uWu by me ^w^ gainsaid; -Your spirit :3 is xDD too true, >_> youw ^-^ feaws xDD too >w< cewtain. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Yet, uWu fow >w< aww this, uWu say ^.^ nyot UwU that Percy's UwU dead. -I UwU see :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_< confession in UwU thinye eye; -Thou ^-^ shak'st >w< thy uWu head, ÚwÚ and hold'st ^.^ it ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow xDD sin -ÚwÚ To speak :3 a :33 twuth. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be slain, uWu say :3 so: -The :33 tongue uWu offends ^.^ nyot UwU that reports his ^w^ death; -And ^.^ he doth xDD sin UwU that doth bewie OwO the OwO dead, -:3 Nyot ^.^ he ;;w;; which :33 says OwO the UwU dead :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> awive. ->_> Yet OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO bwingew >_> of unwewcome UwU nyews -;;w;; Hath uWu but :3 a >w< wosing >_> office, ÚwÚ and his :33 tongue ->w< Sounds >w< evew aftew as :3 a sullen :3 beww, ->_< Wememb'wed :3 towwing :3 a >_< depawting >w< fwiend. -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. I cannyot xDD think, my lord, >_> youw :3 son :3 is UwU dead. ->w< MOWTON. I x3 am >_< sowwy I shouwd x3 fowce you ^-^ to believe -:33 That ;;w;; which I would ^-^ to :3 God I xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 seen; -But ^.^ these >_< minye eyes ^-^ saw him in bwoody state, -^-^ Wend'wing ^.^ faint ^-^ quittance, wearied ÚwÚ and out-breath'd, -ÚwÚ To Hawwy xDD Monmouth, uWu whose swift ^w^ wwath beat ;;w;; down -The nyevew-daunted ;;w;; Pewcy ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth, -From :3 whence with life ^.^ he never ^-^ mowe ^w^ spwung :33 up. -UwU In few, his >_> death- uWu whose spirit lent :3 a x3 fiwe ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; duwwest >_> peasant in his UwU camp- ->_> Being bwuited once, took x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and heat away -From OwO the ^w^ best-tempew'd :33 couwage in his OwO twoops; ->_< Fow ^-^ fwom his >w< metaw ÚwÚ was his party :33 steewed; -^w^ Which UwU once in him abated, OwO an OwO the west -Tuwn'd uWu on themsewves, >_< wike :33 duww ÚwÚ and :33 heavy :33 wead. -And as OwO the xDD thing that's :33 heavy in itsewf -:3 Upon ^-^ enfowcement flies with :3 gweatest uWu speed, -^w^ So >_> did ^-^ ouw ^-^ men, :33 heavy in Hotspur's loss, -;;w;; Wend ^-^ to :3 this OwO weight such >_> wightnyess with theiw ;;w;; feaw -:33 That >_> awwows xDD fwed ^.^ nyot OwO swiftew towawd theiw ^-^ aim ->w< Than >_> did ^-^ ouw soldiers, aiming at theiw >w< safety, ->_> Fwy ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewd. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was UwU that x3 nyobwe ^w^ Wowcestew -:3 Too >_> soon ta'en pwisonyew; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ fuwious ^w^ Scot, -The bwoody Douglas, uWu whose UwU weww-wabouwing >_< swowd -Had three xDD times OwO swain th' ^.^ appeawance >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, -;;w;; Gan >_< vaiw his stomach ÚwÚ and >_> did OwO gwace OwO the ÚwÚ shame -x3 Of x3 those UwU that tuwn'd theiw backs, ÚwÚ and in his ÚwÚ fwight, -;;w;; Stumbwing in feaw, ÚwÚ was ^w^ took. The sum >_> of >w< aww -^-^ Is UwU that OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath uWu won, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent >_< out -OwO A :3 speedy power ^-^ to uWu encountew you, my lord, -^.^ Undew OwO the OwO conduct >_> of x3 young :3 Wancastew -And Westmowewand. :3 This :3 is OwO the UwU nyews at :33 fuww. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Fow :3 this I uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU time enough ^-^ to ^-^ mouwn. -UwU In :3 poison there :3 is uWu physic; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these UwU nyews, -Having >_< been well, UwU that would ^.^ have :3 made me >_< sick, ->_> Being >_< sick, ^.^ have in >w< some measuwe :3 made me ;;w;; weww; -And as OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch uWu whose fevew-weak'nyed :33 joints, -;;w;; Wike stwengthwess >w< hinges, ^w^ buckwe uWu undew xDD wife, ->_> Impatient >_> of his ^.^ fit, bweaks >_< wike :3 a x3 fiwe -Out >_> of his keepew's uWu awms, x3 even OwO so my xDD wimbs, -x3 Weak'nyed with gwief, being :3 nyow OwO enwag'd with gwief, -uWu Awe ÚwÚ thwice :3 themsewves. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ thewefowe, :3 thou nice crutch! -OwO A ^w^ scawy ^-^ gauntwet :3 nyow with joints >_> of >_< steew -Must :3 gwuv :3 this >w< hand; ÚwÚ and hence, :3 thou sickly xDD coif! -Thou art :3 a guawd xDD too >_< wanton uWu fow OwO the head -^w^ Which princes, flesh'd with :33 conquest, ^-^ aim ^-^ to ÚwÚ hit. -Nyow uWu bind my uWu bwows with ^.^ iwon; ÚwÚ and xDD appwoach -The ragged'st hour UwU that UwU time ÚwÚ and ^-^ spite dare bwing -ÚwÚ To :3 fwown x3 upon th' OwO enwag'd uWu Nyowthumbewwand! ->_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ kiss earth! Nyow let ^.^ nyot x3 Nyatuwe's hand -Keep OwO the wiwd flood confin'd! >_> Wet owdew >_< die! -And let :3 this x3 wowwd nyo ÚwÚ wongew >w< be :3 a OwO stage -ÚwÚ To :33 feed uWu contention in :3 a ling'ring ÚwÚ act; -But let ^-^ onye spirit >_> of OwO the :3 fiwst-bown UwU Cain -UwU Weign in >w< aww ^-^ bosoms, UwU that, OwO each OwO heawt being xDD set -uWu On bwoody OwO couwses, OwO the wude scene ^-^ may ^-^ end -And :3 dawknyess >w< be OwO the ^.^ buwiew >_> of OwO the x3 dead! -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. :3 This :33 stwainyed passion doth you ^.^ wwong, my :33 wowd. ->w< MOWTON. ^.^ Sweet Earl, divorce ^.^ nyot OwO wisdom ^-^ fwom >_> youw honyouw. -The ;;w;; wives >_> of >w< aww >_> youw :33 woving uWu compwices -Lean uWu on >_> youw ^w^ heawth; OwO the which, ^-^ if you ^w^ give o'ew -ÚwÚ To stowmy :3 passion, >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce ÚwÚ decay. -You UwU cast th' ^-^ event >_> of war, my x3 nyobwe lord, -And ÚwÚ summ'd OwO the >_< account >_> of uWu chance before you ^w^ said ->w< 'Wet OwO us ^-^ make ^w^ head.' ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_> youw OwO pwe-suwmise -:33 That in OwO the dole >_> of uWu bwows >_> youw :3 son UwU might dwop. -You knew ^.^ he uWu wawk'd o'ew pewiws uWu on OwO an >_> edge, -Mowe :33 wikewy ^-^ to ^-^ faww in than ^-^ to >_< get o'er; -You ;;w;; wewe UwU advis'd his ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ was capable -x3 Of wounds ÚwÚ and OwO scaws, ÚwÚ and UwU that his :3 fowwawd spirit -Wouwd wift him xDD whewe UwU most trade >_> of danger rang'd; ->_> Yet >_> did you uWu say 'Go uWu fowth'; ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of this, -^-^ Though stwongwy apprehended, :33 couwd restrain -The :33 stiff-bownye ^w^ action. What ;;w;; hath then UwU befaww'n, -Ow what ;;w;; hath :3 this bowd enterprise ^w^ bwought :3 fowth -Mowe than UwU that being ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was >_< wike ^-^ to x3 be? -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. We >w< aww UwU that awe ^.^ engaged ^-^ to :3 this woss -x3 Knyew UwU that ^-^ we ventured uWu on such dangewous :33 seas -:33 That ^-^ if ^-^ we wrought >_< out life 'twas >w< ten ^-^ to UwU onye; -And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we ventuw'd, uWu fow OwO the >_< gain pwopos'd ->w< Chok'd OwO the >_< wespect >_> of :33 wikewy peril uWu feaw'd; -And >_< since ^-^ we awe o'ewset, venture again. -^w^ Come, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< put >w< fowth, ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and x3 goods. ->w< MOWTON. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than xDD time. And, my UwU most x3 nyobwe lord, -I hear uWu fow ^w^ cewtain, ÚwÚ and dare speak OwO the twuth: -The gentwe Awchbishop >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is OwO up -x3 With weww-appointed >_< pow'ws. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a man -OwO Who with :3 a double ;;w;; suwety OwO binds his ÚwÚ fowwowews. -UwU My lord >_> youw :3 son xDD had only uWu but OwO the xDD cowpse, -But ^w^ shadows ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< shows >_> of ^-^ men, ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight; ->_< Fow UwU that >_> same >_> wowd 'rebellion' >_> did >_> divide -The >w< action >_> of theiw OwO bodies ^-^ fwom theiw souls; -And uWu they >_> did fight with >_> queasinyess, constrain'd, -UwU As x3 men dwink OwO potions; UwU that theiw weapons only ->w< Seem'd uWu on ^-^ ouw >w< side, uWu but uWu fow theiw uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and souws -:3 This >_> wowd ÚwÚ 'webewwion'- ^.^ it xDD had :3 fwoze them uWu up, -UwU As >_< fish awe in :3 a :33 pond. But :3 nyow OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop -Turns insuwwection ^-^ to UwU wewigion. -:33 Suppos'd :33 sincewe ÚwÚ and holy in his ^-^ thoughts, ->w< He's follow'd uWu both with ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and with mind; -And doth ÚwÚ enwawge his x3 wising with OwO the UwU bwood -x3 Of fair UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, :33 scwap'd ^-^ fwom :3 Pomfwet stones; ->w< Dewives ^-^ fwom >w< heaven his >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and his cause; -uWu Tewws them ^.^ he doth :33 bestwide :3 a ÚwÚ bweeding wand, ->_> Gasping uWu fow life uWu undew gweat Bowingbwoke; -And ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and less ^-^ do flock ^-^ to follow >_> him. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. I knew >_> of :3 this ^.^ befowe; ;;w;; but, ^-^ to speak truth, -:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent >w< gwief xDD had ^.^ wip'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my mind. -uWu Go in with me; ÚwÚ and counsew every man -The :3 aptest uWu way uWu fow >_> safety ÚwÚ and wevenge. -UwU Get ;;w;; posts ÚwÚ and :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make fwiends with >w< speed- -uWu Nyevew OwO so few, ÚwÚ and never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe need. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FALSTAFF, with his :3 PAGE beawing his >_< swowd ÚwÚ and uWu buckwew - -OwO FAWSTAFF. Sirrah, you >_> giant, what :33 says OwO the doctow ^-^ to my watew? -UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ He said, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >w< watew itsewf ÚwÚ was :3 a good ;;w;; heawthy water; uWu but -uWu fow OwO the party UwU that ÚwÚ owed it, ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have uWu moe ÚwÚ diseases than ^.^ he -knew OwO fow. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Men >_> of >w< aww OwO sowts UwU take :3 a uWu pwide ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd at >_> me. The bwain >_> of -:3 this xDD foowish-compounded ÚwÚ cway, man, :3 is ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ^.^ invent ^w^ anything -UwU that xDD intends ^-^ to :3 waughtew, ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ invent ^w^ ow :3 is xDD invented uWu on ->_> me. I x3 am ^.^ nyot only ^w^ witty in ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu but OwO the cause UwU that ÚwÚ wit :3 is in -uWu othew ^-^ men. I ^-^ do here ÚwÚ wawk before ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a sow UwU that ;;w;; hath -^w^ uvwwhewm'd >w< aww xDD hew uWu wittew uWu but ^w^ onye. >w< If OwO the Prince >w< put ÚwÚ thee OwO into -my service uWu fow ^-^ any uWu othew reason than ^-^ to xDD set me OwO off, x3 why then I -^.^ have nyo UwU judgment. Thou whoreson mandwake, :3 thou art >_< fittew ^-^ to >w< be -OwO wown in my ÚwÚ cap than ^-^ to OwO wait at my heels. I ÚwÚ was never mann'd with -OwO an xDD agate ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; uWu but I uWu wiww ^-^ inset you neither in gold :3 nyow -siwvew, uWu but in :3 viwe :3 appawew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send you xDD back UwU again ^-^ to >_> youw -:3 mastew, uWu fow :3 a >_> jewew- OwO the juvenal, OwO the Prince >_> youw :3 mastew, uWu whose -chin :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ^-^ fwedge. I uWu wiww sooner ^.^ have :3 a beard gwow in OwO the -pawm >_> of my hand than ^.^ he uWu shaww >_< get ^-^ onye x3 off his xDD cheek; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he -uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stick ^-^ to uWu say his ;;w;; face :3 is :3 a face-woyaw. :3 God ^-^ may finish ^.^ it -when ^.^ he wiww, 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw ÚwÚ amiss >_> yet. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^-^ keep ^.^ it still at -:3 a face-royal, uWu fow :3 a barber uWu shaww never x3 eawn :3 sixpence >_< out >_> of xDD it; -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 he'ww >w< be crowing as ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had :3 wwit man >w< evew >_< since his -fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a bachelor. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^-^ keep his >_> own >w< gwace, uWu but :33 he's ^w^ awmost ->_< out >_> of ÚwÚ minye, I can assuwe >_> him. What ^w^ said ^-^ Mastew Dommewton about -OwO the UwU satin uWu fow my ^-^ showt :33 cwoak ÚwÚ and my slops? -UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ He said, ;;w;; siw, you shouwd procure him better assuwance than -uWu Bawdowph. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot UwU take his >_< band ÚwÚ and yours; ^.^ he wiked ^.^ nyot OwO the -x3 secuwity. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet him >w< be damn'd, >_< wike OwO the UwU Gwutton; pray :3 God his :33 tongue ->w< be hotter! OwO A whoreson Achitophew! OwO A rascal-yea-forsooth >_< knyave, ^-^ to -bear :3 a ^-^ gentweman in ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and then ^.^ stand x3 upon >_< secuwity! The -whoreson ^.^ smooth-pates ^-^ do :3 nyow wear nyothing uWu but UwU high OwO shoes, ÚwÚ and -xDD bunches >_> of keys at theiw giwdwes; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if :3 a man :3 is OwO thwough with -them in >w< honyest taking-up, then uWu they >w< must ^.^ stand x3 upon x3 secuwity. I -xDD had as OwO wief uWu they would >w< put ratsbane in my OwO mouth as :3 offew ^-^ to xDD stop -^.^ it with x3 secuwity. I ^.^ wook'd UwU 'a shouwd ^.^ have x3 sent me two ÚwÚ and twenty -yawds >_> of x3 satin, as I x3 am :3 a OwO twue :3 knyight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> sends me x3 secuwity. -Weww, ^.^ he ^-^ may ;;w;; sweep in ^.^ secuwity; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO the ^w^ hown >_> of -xDD abundance, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> wightnyess >_> of his UwU wife uWu shinyes OwO thwough xDD it; ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ yet cannyot ^.^ he >_> see, >w< though ^.^ he ^.^ have his >_> own lanthorn ^-^ to ^.^ wight >_> him. -Where's Bardolph? -UwU PAGE. >w< He's gonye OwO into OwO Smithfiewd ^-^ to ^-^ buy >_> youw wowship ÚwÚ howse. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I bought him in ^-^ Pauw's, ÚwÚ and :3 he'ww ^-^ buy me :3 a horse in -Smithfield. An I :33 couwd >_< get me uWu but :3 a UwU wife in OwO the >_< stews, I ;;w;; wewe -UwU mann'd, hors'd, ÚwÚ and wiv'd. - -x3 Entew OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE ÚwÚ and ^.^ SEWVANT - -UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, here comes OwO the nyobweman UwU that committed OwO the -Prince uWu fow xDD stwiking him about uWu Bawdowph. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Wait ^-^ cwose; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU see >_> him. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What's ^.^ he UwU that :33 goes thewe? -SERVANT. Falstaff, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw >_> wowdship. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ÚwÚ He UwU that ÚwÚ was in xDD question uWu fow OwO the :33 wobb'wy? -SERVANT. >_< He, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< since x3 donye good service at -ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, :3 and, as I OwO heaw, :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ going with >w< some chawge ^-^ to OwO the -Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_> What, ^-^ to York? ^-^ Caww him xDD back again. -SERVANT. Sir uWu John Falstaff! -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Boy, tell him I x3 am ;;w;; deaf. -UwU PAGE. You >w< must speak woudew; my ^w^ mastew :3 is ;;w;; deaf. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^-^ to OwO the hearing >_> of ^w^ anything :33 good. -Go, xDD pwuck him uWu by OwO the elbow; I >w< must speak with >_> him. -SERVANT. Sir UwU John! -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< What! :3 a x3 young >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and begging! ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot waws? ^-^ Is -there ^.^ nyot >w< empwoyment? ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King wack :33 subjects? Do ^.^ nyot OwO the -rebels :3 nyeed soldiers? ^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< be uWu on ^-^ any >_> side uWu but -one, ^.^ it :3 is >_< wowse ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to UwU beg than ^-^ to >w< be uWu on OwO the wowst >w< side, ;;w;; wewe -^.^ it >_< wowse than OwO the name >_> of webewwion can tell how ^-^ to ^-^ make it. -SERVANT. You >_> mistake uWu me, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, >_> did I uWu say you ;;w;; wewe OwO an >w< honyest man? x3 Setting my -knyighthood ÚwÚ and my xDD sowdiewship :33 aside, I xDD had >_> wied in my ^w^ thwoat ^-^ if I -xDD had ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. -SERVANT. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, then xDD set >_> youw knyighthood ÚwÚ and >_> youw -xDD sowdiewship aside; ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to tell you you in >_> youw -ÚwÚ thwoat, ^-^ if you uWu say I x3 am ^-^ any uWu othew than OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave ^-^ to tell me so! I uWu way ^w^ aside UwU that ;;w;; which -grows ^-^ to UwU me! >w< If :3 thou >w< get'st ^-^ any xDD weave >_> of uWu me, >_> hang me; ^-^ if :3 thou -^-^ tak'st leave, :3 thou ^w^ wewt better >w< be >_> hang'd. You uWu hunt countew. -:33 Hence! Avaunt! -SERVANT. >_> Siw, my lord would speak with you. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir uWu John Falstaff, :3 a >_> wowd with you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My good wowd! :3 God ^w^ give >_> youw ^.^ wowdship good UwU time >_> of day. I -x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw ^.^ wowdship abwoad. I heard uWu say >_> youw ^.^ wowdship -ÚwÚ was uWu sick; I >w< hope >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :33 goes ÚwÚ abwoad uWu by >w< advice. Your -:3 wowdship, >w< though ^.^ nyot cwean ÚwÚ past >_> youw youth, ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet >w< some xDD smack ->_> of :3 age in you, >w< some ^.^ wewish >_> of OwO the uWu sawtnyess >_> of time; ÚwÚ and I UwU most -humbly uWu beseech >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a OwO wevewend cawe >_> of >_> youw -^w^ heawth. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir :33 John, I x3 sent uWu fow you before >_> youw ^-^ expedition ^-^ to ->w< Shwewsbuwy. -OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, I hear his uWu Majesty :3 is wetuwn'd -with >w< some discomfort ^-^ fwom ^-^ Wawes. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I talk ^.^ nyot >_> of his Majesty. You would ^.^ nyot come when I -x3 sent uWu fow you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. And I OwO heaw, x3 moweuvw, his Highness :3 is OwO faww'n OwO into :3 this ->_> same whoreson ÚwÚ apopwexy. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ^.^ Weww :3 God OwO mend :3 him! I pray you let me speak with you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 This apoplexy, as I UwU take it, :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of lethargy, ^w^ an't ->w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, :3 a >w< kind >_> of sweeping in OwO the blood, :3 a whoreson -ÚwÚ tingwing. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What tell you me >_> of it? Be ^.^ it as ^.^ it is. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^.^ it ;;w;; owiginyaw ^-^ fwom >w< much gwief, ^-^ fwom study, ÚwÚ and -uWu pewtuwbation >_> of OwO the x3 bwain. I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead OwO the cause >_> of his effects -in :3 Gawen; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD deafnyess. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I ÚwÚ think you awe OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the disease, uWu fow you -hear ^.^ nyot what I uWu say ^-^ to you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Very well, my lord, vewy :33 weww. >_< Wathew ^w^ an't >w< pwease you, ^.^ it -:3 is OwO the ^-^ disease >_> of ^.^ nyot ^-^ wistenying, OwO the mawady >_> of ^.^ nyot mawking, UwU that -I x3 am twoubwed :3 withaw. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ÚwÚ To punish you uWu by OwO the ^.^ heews would amend OwO the attention ->_> of >_> youw ears; ÚwÚ and I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ if I ^-^ do ÚwÚ become >_> youw physician. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am as UwU poow as >_> Job, my lord, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO so ÚwÚ patient. Your -^.^ wowdship ^-^ may >_< minyistew OwO the x3 potion >_> of impwisonment ^-^ to me in >_< wespect ->_> of ^-^ puvwty; uWu but how I shouwd >w< be >_> youw uWu patient ^-^ to follow >_> youw -ÚwÚ pwescwiptions, OwO the xDD wise ^-^ may ^-^ make >w< some ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 a scwupwe, ^w^ ow ->_< indeed :3 a scruple itself. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I x3 sent uWu fow you, when there ;;w;; wewe mattews x3 against you -uWu fow >_> youw xDD wife, ^-^ to come speak with >_> me. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As I ÚwÚ was then UwU advis'd uWu by my ^w^ weawnyed counsew in OwO the ^-^ waws ->_> of :3 this >w< wand-sewvice, I >_> did ^.^ nyot come. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, OwO the >w< twuth ;;w;; is, Sir :33 John, you live in gweat -OwO infamy. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ He UwU that buckwes ^-^ himsewf in my xDD bewt cannyot live in less. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Your :3 means awe vewy slender, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^.^ waste :3 is -ÚwÚ gweat. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe otherwise; I would my :3 means ;;w;; wewe gweatew -ÚwÚ and my >_> waist :3 swendewew. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You ^.^ have miswed OwO the youthfuw ^.^ Pwince. -OwO FAWSTAFF. The x3 young Prince ;;w;; hath miswed >_> me. I x3 am OwO the :3 fewwow with OwO the -gweat :33 bewwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he my >_< dog. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, I x3 am loath ^-^ to ^-^ gaww :3 a new-heal'd wound. Your -UwU day's service at Shrewsbury ;;w;; hath :3 a wittwe x3 giwded xDD uvw >_> youw -nyight's expwoit uWu on Gadshill. You ^-^ may :3 thank th' unquiet UwU time uWu fow ->_> youw >_> quiet ^-^ o'ewposting UwU that ^w^ action. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My wowd- -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. But >_< since >w< aww :3 is well, ^-^ keep ^.^ it :3 so: :3 wake ^.^ nyot :3 a -sweeping :33 wowf. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ To :3 wake :3 a ^.^ wowf :3 is as OwO bad as smell :3 a >w< fox. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_< What! you awe as :3 a uWu candwe, OwO the better part buwnt ->_< out. -OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A >w< wassaiw uWu candwe, my wowd- >w< aww ^-^ tawwow; ^-^ if I >_> did uWu say >_> of -^.^ wax, my xDD gwowth would appwuv OwO the :33 twuth. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> white >_< haiw in >_> youw ;;w;; face uWu but shouwd -^.^ have his :33 effect >_> of gwavity. -OwO FAWSTAFF. His :33 effect >_> of gwavy, gwavy, -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You follow OwO the x3 young Prince OwO up ÚwÚ and down, >_< wike his -i-iww ;;w;; angew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot so, my :33 wowd. Your i-iww :3 angew :3 is ^-^ wight; uWu but >w< hope ^.^ he -UwU that looks x3 upon me uWu wiww UwU take me ^-^ without >_> weighing. And ÚwÚ yet in >w< some -respects, I :33 gwant, I cannyot ^w^ go- I cannyot tell. OwO Viwtue :3 is >_> of OwO so -wittwe ^-^ wegawd in ^.^ these costermongers' xDD times UwU that OwO twue valour :3 is -tuwn'd berod; pwegnyancy :3 is :3 made :3 a x3 tapstew, ÚwÚ and his uWu quick ÚwÚ wit -^.^ wasted in giving ÚwÚ weckonyings; >w< aww OwO the uWu othew x3 gifts uWu appewtinyent ^-^ to -man, as OwO the ;;w;; mawice >_> of :3 this :3 age >_> shapes ;;w;; them, awe ^.^ nyot wowth :3 a -UwU goosebewwy. You UwU that awe ^.^ owd consider ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 capacities >_> of OwO us -UwU that awe ^.^ young; you ^-^ do measuwe OwO the heat >_> of ^-^ ouw livers with OwO the -^w^ bittewnyess >_> of >_> youw >w< gawws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we UwU that awe in OwO the x3 vawawd >_> of ^-^ ouw -youth, >w< must uWu confess, awe ^.^ wags ^w^ too. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Do you xDD set ;;w;; down >_> youw name in OwO the >w< scwoww >_> of youth, -UwU that awe written ;;w;; down ^.^ owd with >w< aww OwO the UwU chawactews >_> of age? >_< Have -you ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ moist eye, :3 a OwO dwy ;;w;; hand, :3 a x3 yewwow cheek, :3 a >_> white ÚwÚ beawd, :3 a -decweasing :33 weg, OwO an >_< incweasing ;;w;; bewwy? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< voice broken, ->_> youw ^.^ wind showt, >_> youw chin >_> doubwe, >_> youw ÚwÚ wit single, ÚwÚ and every -part about you OwO bwasted with ÚwÚ antiquity? And uWu wiww you ÚwÚ yet caww -yourself UwU young? :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, Sir UwU John! -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, I ÚwÚ was :3 bown about three >_> of OwO the ^w^ cwock in OwO the -^-^ aftewnyoon, with :3 a >_> white head ÚwÚ and xDD something :3 a x3 wound >_> bewwy. >_< Fow my -UwU voice- I ^.^ have lost ^.^ it with ^w^ hawwooing ÚwÚ and ;;w;; singing >_> of uWu anthems. ÚwÚ To -appwuv my xDD youth :3 fuwthew, I uWu wiww not. The >w< twuth ;;w;; is, I x3 am only ^.^ owd -in ÚwÚ judgment ÚwÚ and xDD undewstanding; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww caper with me uWu fow -:3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; mawks, let him lend me OwO the >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have at >_> him. >_< Fow -OwO the ;;w;; box >_> of OwO the ear UwU that OwO the Prince >_> gave :3 you- ^.^ he >_> gave ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a -wude ^w^ pwince, ÚwÚ and you took ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a sensible :33 wowd. I ^.^ have ^w^ check'd -him uWu fow xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 young x3 wion UwU wepents- >w< mawwy, ^.^ nyot in ashes ÚwÚ and -uWu sackcwoth, uWu but in OwO nyew :3 siwk ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd x3 sack. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, :3 God ^-^ send OwO the Prince :3 a better companyion! -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 God ^-^ send OwO the ^.^ companyion :3 a better pwince! I cannyot x3 wid my -^.^ hands >_> of >_> him. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath UwU sevew'd you. I hear you awe -^-^ going with Wowd uWu John >_> of :3 Wancastew x3 against OwO the Awchbishop ÚwÚ and OwO the -Eaww >_> of ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Yea; I :3 thank >_> youw pwetty ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ wit uWu fow it. But ÚwÚ wook you -pray, >w< aww you UwU that ÚwÚ kiss my OwO Wady xDD Peace at home, UwU that ^-^ ouw x3 awmies ->_> join ^.^ nyot in :3 a ^.^ hot ÚwÚ day; for, uWu by OwO the :3 Wowd, I UwU take uWu but two uWu shiwts ->_< out with uWu me, ÚwÚ and I UwU mean ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ sweat ÚwÚ extwaowdinyawiwy. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be :3 a -^.^ hot day, ÚwÚ and I brandish ^w^ anything uWu but :3 a bottle, I would I UwU might -never UwU spit >_> white again. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a dangewous >w< action can UwU peep ->_< out his head uWu but I x3 am OwO thwust x3 upon it. Weww, I cannyot last ^w^ evew; -uWu but ^.^ it ÚwÚ was awway ÚwÚ yet OwO the xDD twick >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish ^.^ nyation, ^-^ if uWu they -^.^ have :3 a good :33 thing, ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it xDD too xDD common. >w< If ye uWu wiww ^.^ nyeeds uWu say I -x3 am OwO an ^.^ owd man, you shouwd ^w^ give me ^-^ west. I would ^-^ to :3 God my name -;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot OwO so uWu tewwibwe ^-^ to OwO the enemy as ^.^ it is. I ;;w;; wewe better ^-^ to >w< be -eaten ^-^ to death with :3 a wust than ^-^ to >w< be >_> scouwed ^-^ to nyothing with -x3 pewpetuaw :33 motion. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, >w< be ^w^ honyest, >w< be ^-^ honyest; ÚwÚ and :3 God bless >_> youw ->w< expedition! -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww >_> youw ^.^ wowdship lend me :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish me -^w^ fowth? -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. :3 Nyot :3 a penny, ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU penny; you awe xDD too impatient ^-^ to -bear cwosses. Fawe you :33 weww. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my cousin -Westmowewand. ->_< Exeunt UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE ÚwÚ and ^.^ SEWVANT -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< If I uWu do, ^.^ fiwwip me with :3 a three-man ÚwÚ beetwe. OwO A man can nyo -^-^ mowe xDD sepawate :3 age ÚwÚ and covetousness than UwU 'a can part x3 young wimbs -ÚwÚ and lechery; uWu but OwO the x3 gout ^.^ gawws OwO the one, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU pox >_> pinches OwO the -other; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu both OwO the degrees >w< pwevent my curses. :33 Boy! -UwU PAGE. OwO Siw? -OwO FAWSTAFF. What money :3 is in my ^-^ puwse? -UwU PAGE. ^w^ Seven gwoats ÚwÚ and two ÚwÚ pence. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I can >_< get nyo ^.^ wemedy x3 against :3 this consumption >_> of OwO the -:3 puwse; >w< bowwowing only wingews ÚwÚ and wingews ^.^ it out, uWu but OwO the ^-^ disease -:3 is incuwabwe. uWu Go bear :3 this letter ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; :3 this -^-^ to OwO the Prince; :3 this ^-^ to OwO the Eaww >_> of :3 Westmowewand; ÚwÚ and :3 this ^-^ to ^.^ owd -^w^ Mistwess >_< Uwsuwa, xDD whom I ^.^ have >_< weekwy sworn ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy >_< since I -perceiv'd OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> white >_< haiw >_> of my chin. About xDD it; you xDD knyow -xDD whewe ^-^ to find >_> me. xDD [Exit ^w^ PAGE] OwO A UwU pox >_> of :3 this uWu gout! ;;w;; ow, :3 a x3 gout >_> of -:3 this pox! uWu fow OwO the ^-^ onye ^w^ ow OwO the uWu othew uWu pways OwO the wogue with my gweat -;;w;; toe. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter ^-^ if I ^-^ do >w< hawt; I ^.^ have OwO the wars uWu fow my >_< cowouw, -ÚwÚ and my UwU pension uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem OwO the ^-^ mowe reasonable. OwO A good ÚwÚ wit uWu wiww -^-^ make ;;w;; use >_> of ;;w;; anything. I uWu wiww xDD tuwn ÚwÚ diseases ^-^ to commodity. -Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -^w^ Yowk. The :3 AWCHBISHOP'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ AWCHBISHOP, OwO THOMAS :33 MOWBWAY OwO the ^.^ EAWW xDD MAWSHAW, LORD ^w^ HASTINGS, -ÚwÚ and LORD BAWDOWPH - -ARCHBISHOP. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have you heard ^-^ ouw cause ÚwÚ and OwO knyown ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ means; -And, my UwU most x3 nyobwe fwiends, I pray you >w< aww -^w^ Speak ^-^ pwainwy >_> youw opinyions >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 hopes- -And :33 fiwst, Wowd Marshal, what uWu say you ^-^ to it? ->_< MOWBWAY. I ;;w;; weww awwow OwO the >w< occasion >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 amis; -But UwU gwadwy would >w< be better ;;w;; satisfied -^-^ How, in ^-^ ouw means, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ advance uWu ouwsewves -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook with fowehead bowd ÚwÚ and xDD big enough -:3 Upon OwO the power ÚwÚ and ^-^ puissance >_> of OwO the King. -HASTINGS. Our ÚwÚ pwesent musters gwow x3 upon OwO the file -ÚwÚ To five ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand x3 men >_> of uWu choice; -And ^-^ ouw suppwies live >_< wawgewy in OwO the >w< hope -x3 Of gweat ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, uWu whose uWu bosom burns -x3 With OwO an incensed x3 fiwe >_> of >w< injuwies. -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. The xDD question then, Wowd Hastings, >w< standeth ^.^ thus: -:3 Whethew ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent five ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand -May howd OwO up head ^-^ without ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand? -HASTINGS. x3 With ^w^ him, ^-^ we OwO may. -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, :33 thewe's OwO the >_< point; -But ^-^ if ^-^ without him ^-^ we >w< be ^w^ thought xDD too feeble, -UwU My ÚwÚ judgment :3 is ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD step xDD too :3 faw -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we xDD had his ;;w;; assistance uWu by OwO the >w< hand; ->_< Fow, in :3 a >_> theme OwO so x3 bwoody-fac'd as this, -Conjectuwe, ÚwÚ expectation, ÚwÚ and xDD suwmise -x3 Of ^-^ aids incertain, shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be admitted. -ARCHBISHOP. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true, Wowd ÚwÚ Bawdowph; uWu fow >_< indeed -^w^ It ÚwÚ was x3 young Hotspur's UwU case at >w< Shwewsbuwy. -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ It OwO was, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ who ^w^ win'd ^-^ himsewf with hope, ->_> Eating OwO the ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and pwomise >_> of :33 suppwy, -:3 Fwatt'wing ^-^ himsewf in :33 pwoject >_> of :3 a power -^.^ Much smaller than OwO the >w< smawwest >_> of his xDD thoughts; -And so, with gweat ^.^ imaginyation -Proper ^-^ to UwU madmen, wed his >w< powews ^-^ to >_< death, -And, >w< winking, ^-^ weapt OwO into ^w^ destwuction. -HASTINGS. But, uWu by >_> youw leave, ^.^ it never ÚwÚ yet >_> did hurt -ÚwÚ To uWu way ;;w;; down likelihoods ÚwÚ and >_> fowms >_> of :33 hope. -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Yes, ^-^ if :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; quawity >_> of war- -:3 Indeed OwO the x3 instant x3 action, :3 a cause uWu on foot- -Wives OwO so in hope, as in OwO an >_< eawwy spwing -We UwU see th' appeawing buds; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv fwuit -OwO Hope gives ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much x3 wawwant, as ^.^ despaiw -:33 That ^-^ fwosts uWu wiww bite ^.^ them. When ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to build, -We ^.^ fiwst >w< suwvey OwO the pwot, then dwaw OwO the model; -And when ^-^ we UwU see OwO the figuwe >_> of OwO the OwO house, -;;w;; Then ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ wate OwO the uWu cost >_> of OwO the ^w^ ewection; -^w^ Which ^-^ if ^-^ we find ^-^ outweighs >_> abiwity, -What ^-^ do ^-^ we then uWu but dwaw >_< anyew OwO the :3 modew -UwU In fewew ^.^ offices, ^w^ ow at :33 weast uWu desist -ÚwÚ To build at all? ^.^ Much :3 mowe, in :3 this gweat work- -^w^ Which :3 is ^w^ awmost ^-^ to xDD pwuck :3 a :3 kingdom ;;w;; down -And xDD set another up- shouwd ^-^ we >w< suwvey -The plot >_> of ;;w;; situation ÚwÚ and OwO the model, -uWu Consent x3 upon :3 a ^w^ suwe ^-^ foundation, -Question suwveyows, xDD knyow ^-^ ouw >_> own ^-^ estate -OwO How able such :3 a wowk ^-^ to OwO undewgo- -ÚwÚ To ^.^ weigh x3 against his :33 opposite; ^w^ ow ewse -We fortify in paper ÚwÚ and in figuwes, ->w< Using OwO the >_< nyames >_> of x3 men :33 instead >_> of ^w^ men; -;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that dwaws OwO the :3 modew >_> of :3 a house -Beyond his power ^-^ to build xDD it; :3 who, half through, -Gives o'ew ÚwÚ and leaves his ;;w;; pawt-cweated uWu cost -OwO A ^.^ nyaked :33 subject ^-^ to OwO the weeping clouds -And ^.^ waste uWu fow :33 chuwwish wintew's tyranny. -HASTINGS. >_> Gwant UwU that ^-^ ouw :3 hopes- ÚwÚ yet :33 wikewy >_> of fair ^.^ biwth- -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be stiww-bown, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ we :3 nyow ^-^ possess'd -The xDD utmost man >_> of ÚwÚ expectation, -I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe OwO so :3 a ÚwÚ body >w< stwong enyough, ->_< Even as ^-^ we awe, ^-^ to >w< equaw with OwO the King. -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. >_> What, :3 is OwO the UwU King uWu but five ÚwÚ and twenty thousand? -HASTINGS. ÚwÚ To OwO us nyo ^-^ mowe; xDD nyay, ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD much, Wowd ÚwÚ Bawdowph; ->_< Fow his ÚwÚ divisions, as OwO the xDD times ^-^ do bwaww, -uWu Awe in three x3 heads: ^-^ onye power x3 against OwO the x3 Fwench, -And ^-^ onye x3 against Gwendowew; ÚwÚ pewfowce :3 a third -Must UwU take OwO up ÚwÚ us. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the >_> unfiwm UwU King -UwU In three ÚwÚ divided; ÚwÚ and his OwO coffews :33 sound -x3 With >w< howwow poverty ÚwÚ and emptinyess. -ARCHBISHOP. :33 That ^.^ he shouwd dwaw his uWu sevewaw xDD stwengths >_> togethew -And come x3 against OwO us in :33 fuww ^-^ puissance -x3 Nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< dweaded. -HASTINGS. >w< If ^.^ he shouwd ^-^ do so, -ÚwÚ He leaves his xDD back unarm'd, OwO the xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and x3 Wewsh -^.^ Baying at his heels. uWu Nyevew ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; that. -LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it >_< wike shouwd ;;w;; wead his fowces ^w^ hithew? -HASTINGS. The UwU Duke >_> of :3 Wancastew ÚwÚ and :3 Westmowewand; -uWu Against OwO the Welsh, ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and Hawwy x3 Monmouth; -But ^-^ who :3 is substituted x3 against OwO the xDD Fwench -I ^.^ have nyo ÚwÚ cewtain OwO nyotice. -ARCHBISHOP. >_> Wet OwO us OwO on, -And pubwish OwO the >w< occasion >_> of ^-^ ouw arms. -The commonweawth :3 is uWu sick >_> of theiw >_> own uWu choice; -Their *cries* uvw-gweedy love ;;w;; hath surfeited. -An ÚwÚ habitation x3 giddy ÚwÚ and unsuwe -;;w;; Hath ^.^ he UwU that buildeth uWu on OwO the UwU vuwgaw ÚwÚ heawt. -:3 O :3 thou OwO fond many, with what loud applause ->w< Didst :3 thou beat >w< heaven with xDD bwessing :3 Bowingbwoke -Before ^.^ he ÚwÚ was what :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have him xDD be! -And being :3 nyow OwO twimm'd in UwU thinye >_> own desiwes, -uWu Thou, >_> beastwy feedew, art OwO so :33 fuww >_> of him -:33 That :3 thou ^w^ pwovok'st thyself ^-^ to UwU cast him :33 up. -UwU So, so, :3 thou ^w^ common dog, didst :3 thou ;;w;; disgowge -x3 Thy ÚwÚ gwutton uWu bosom >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw Wichawd; -And :3 nyow :3 thou wouldst xDD eat >w< thy UwU dead >_> vomit uWu up, -And howl'st ^-^ to find it. What xDD twust :3 is in ^.^ these times? -^.^ They UwU that, when Richard liv'd, would ^.^ have him die -uWu Awe :3 nyow ÚwÚ become ;;w;; enyamouw'd uWu on his ^-^ gwave. -Thou UwU that x3 thwew'st ^.^ dust x3 upon his ÚwÚ goodwy uWu head, -When OwO thwough >_> pwoud UwU Wondon ^.^ he came UwU sighing uWu on -:33 Aftew th' admired ^.^ heews >_> of Bolingbroke, -^.^ Cwiest :3 nyow 'O :3 eawth, ÚwÚ yiewd OwO us UwU that ;;w;; king uWu again, -And UwU take :3 thou this!' :3 O >_> thoughts >_> of x3 men accurs'd! ->_< Past ÚwÚ and ^-^ to come uWu seems best; >w< things >w< pwesent, uWu wowst. ->_< MOWBWAY. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go dwaw ^-^ ouw numbers, ÚwÚ and xDD set :3 on? -HASTINGS. We awe >w< time's :33 subjects, ÚwÚ and UwU time >_< bids >w< be gone. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew ^-^ HOSTESS with two ;;w;; officews, x3 FANG ÚwÚ and >w< SNyAWE - -HOSTESS. ^-^ Mastew uWu Fang, ^.^ have you ent'red OwO the ^.^ action? -x3 FANG. ^w^ It :3 is ent'wed. -HOSTESS. Where's >_> youw :3 yeoman? :3 Is't :3 a >w< wusty :3 yeoman? uWu Wiww UwU 'a ^.^ stand -to't? -x3 FANG. Sirrah, ^w^ whewe's ^-^ Snyawe? -HOSTESS. :3 O :3 Wowd, ay! good ^-^ Mastew xDD Snyawe. -uWu SNyAWE. Here, here. -x3 FANG. Snyawe, ^-^ we >w< must arrest Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. -HOSTESS. xDD Yea, good ^-^ Mastew x3 Snyawe; I ^.^ have ent'red him ÚwÚ and all. -uWu SNyAWE. ^w^ It ^-^ may uWu chance uWu cost >w< some >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 wives, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD stab. -HOSTESS. Awas OwO the xDD day! UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of him; ^.^ he ÚwÚ stabb'd me in >_< minye >_> own -OwO house, ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU most UwU beastwy. UwU In good :33 faith, UwU 'a >_> cawes ^.^ nyot what -mischief ^.^ he does, ^-^ if his x3 weapon >w< be ^-^ out; ^.^ he uWu wiww foin >_< wike ^-^ any -deviw; ^.^ he uWu wiww spawe neither man, woman, :3 nyow chiwd. -x3 FANG. >w< If I can :33 cwose with ^w^ him, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow his thrust. -HOSTESS. No, :3 nyow I neither; I'll >w< be at >_> youw ;;w;; ewbow. -x3 FANG. An I uWu but :33 fist him once; OwO an UwU 'a come uWu but within my UwU vice! -HOSTESS. I x3 am undonye uWu by his ;;w;; going; I ;;w;; wawwant you, :33 he's OwO an -^w^ infinyitive xDD thing x3 upon my score. Good ^-^ Mastew uWu Fang, howd him sure. -Good ^-^ Mastew Snyawe, let him ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape. 'A comes continuantly ^-^ to -^w^ Pie-cownyew- saving >_> youw >_> manhoods- ^-^ to ^-^ buy :3 a saddle; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is -indited ^-^ to ;;w;; dinnyew ^-^ to OwO the uWu Wubbew's Head in ;;w;; Wumbewt Stweet, ^-^ to -^-^ Mastew OwO Smooth's OwO the ÚwÚ siwkman. I pray you, >_< since my exion :3 is -^.^ ent'wed, ÚwÚ and my UwU case OwO so ;;w;; openwy OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, let him >w< be -^w^ bwought in ^-^ to his >w< answew. OwO A ^-^ hundwed mark :3 is :3 a wong ^-^ onye uWu fow :3 a UwU poow -lone ^-^ woman ^-^ to bear; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have bownye, ÚwÚ and bownye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bownye; ÚwÚ and -^.^ have >_< been OwO fubb'd OwO off, ÚwÚ and OwO fubb'd OwO off, ÚwÚ and OwO fubb'd OwO off, ^-^ fwom :3 this -:3 day ^-^ to UwU that day, UwU that ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought x3 on. Thewe :3 is nyo -xDD honyesty in such x3 deawing; unwess :3 a ^-^ woman shouwd >w< be :3 made OwO an ;;w;; ass ÚwÚ and -:3 a >_> beast, ^-^ to bear every xDD knyave's ^.^ wwong. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FALSTAFF, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH - -Yondew ^.^ he >w< comes; ÚwÚ and UwU that :33 awwant :33 mawmsey-nyose >_< knyave, Bardolph, -with >_> him. Do >_> youw ^.^ offices, ^-^ do >_> youw ^.^ offices, ^-^ Mastew Fang ÚwÚ and -^-^ Mastew x3 Snyawe; ^-^ do uWu me, ^-^ do uWu me, ^-^ do me >_> youw >_< offices. -OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO How nyow! uWu whose mare's ;;w;; dead? What's OwO the matter? -x3 FANG. Sir :33 John, I arrest you at OwO the suit >_> of ^w^ Mistwess Quickly. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Away, >_< vawwets! Dwaw, uWu Bawdowph. xDD Cut me x3 off OwO the viwwian's -head. Thwow OwO the OwO quean in OwO the channel. -HOSTESS. Thwow me in OwO the ^.^ channyew! I'll thwow ÚwÚ thee in OwO the channel. -uWu Wiwt thou? xDD wiwt thou? :3 thou ÚwÚ bastawdwy wogue! Murder, murder! xDD Ah, -:3 thou xDD honyeysuckwe viwwain! xDD wiwt :3 thou :33 kiww God's >_< officews ÚwÚ and OwO the -King's? xDD Ah, :3 thou honey-seed wogue! :3 thou art :3 a honyey-seed; :3 a -:3 man-quewwew ÚwÚ and :3 a woman-queller. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Keep them OwO off, uWu Bawdowph. -x3 FANG. OwO A >_> wescue! :3 a >_> wescue! -HOSTESS. Good ;;w;; peopwe, bwing :3 a rescue ^w^ ow ^-^ two. Thou ^-^ wot, ÚwÚ wot thou! -:3 thou ^-^ wot, ÚwÚ wot ^.^ ta? uWu Do, uWu do, :3 thou wogue! uWu do, :3 thou ^w^ hemp-seed! -UwU PAGE. Away, you scullion! you >_< wampawwian! you fustilarian! -I'll :33 tickwe >_> youw catastrophe. - -x3 Entew OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE ÚwÚ and his x3 men - -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What :3 is OwO the matter? Keep OwO the xDD peace ;;w;; hewe, UwU ho! -HOSTESS. Good my lord, >w< be good ^-^ to >_> me. I uWu beseech you, ^.^ stand ^-^ to >_> me. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. OwO How nyow, Sir UwU John! what, awe you ^w^ bwawwing hewe? -^-^ Doth :3 this ÚwÚ become >_> youw place, >_> youw UwU time, ÚwÚ and business? -You shouwd ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; weww uWu on >_> youw uWu way ^-^ to ^w^ Yowk. -Stand ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, fellow; xDD whewefowe hang'st :3 thou x3 upon OwO him? -HOSTESS. :3 O UwU My UwU most x3 wowshipfuw lord, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, I x3 am :3 a -UwU poow widow >_> of Eastcheap, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is arrested at my ;;w;; suit. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_< Fow what sum? -HOSTESS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ mowe than uWu fow some, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow xDD aww- >w< aww I -have. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath eaten me >_< out >_> of house ÚwÚ and >_< home; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< put >w< aww my -xDD substance OwO into UwU that UwU fat :33 bewwy >_> of ^-^ his. But I uWu wiww ^.^ have >w< some >_> of ^.^ it ->_< out uWu again, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww ride ÚwÚ thee :3 a nyights >_< wike :3 a :33 mawe. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I ÚwÚ think I x3 am as >_< wike ^-^ to ride OwO the mawe, ^-^ if I ^.^ have ^-^ any -:3 vantage >_> of gwound ^-^ to >_< get :33 up. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. OwO How comes this, Sir xDD John? >_< Fie! What man >_> of good -uWu tempew would >_> enduwe :3 this ^w^ tempest >_> of >w< excwamation? uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot -OwO ashamed ^-^ to enforce :3 a UwU poow widow ^-^ to OwO so xDD wough :3 a ^-^ couwse ^-^ to come uWu by -xDD hew ^-^ own? -OwO FAWSTAFF. What :3 is OwO the :3 gwoss sum UwU that I owe OwO thee? -HOSTESS. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO an >w< honyest man, thyself ÚwÚ and OwO the money -^w^ too. Thou didst uWu sweaw ^-^ to me x3 upon :3 a ;;w;; pawcew-giwt goblet, ^.^ sitting in -my uWu Dowphin chambew, at OwO the x3 wound table, uWu by :3 a ^.^ sea-coaw fire, x3 upon -Wednyesday in >w< Wheeson >w< week, when OwO the Prince x3 bwoke >w< thy head uWu fow -^-^ wiking his fathew ^-^ to UwU singing-man >_> of Windsow- :3 thou didst uWu sweaw ^-^ to -me then, as I ÚwÚ was washing >w< thy :33 wound, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me ÚwÚ and ^-^ make me my -wady >w< thy wife. OwO Canst :3 thou deny it? OwO Did ^.^ nyot goodwife Keech, OwO the -:3 butchew's xDD wife, come in then ÚwÚ and caww me ^.^ gossip >_> Quickwy? ^.^ Coming -in ^-^ to borrow :3 a UwU mess >_> of x3 vinyegaw, x3 tewwing OwO us ^.^ she xDD had :3 a good dish >_> of -pwawns, whereby :3 thou didst desiwe ^-^ to xDD eat some, whereby I told -ÚwÚ thee uWu they ;;w;; wewe i-iww uWu fow green ^-^ wound? And didst :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, when ^.^ she -ÚwÚ was gonye ;;w;; down staiws, desiwe me ^-^ to >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe OwO so famiwiawity with -such UwU poow ;;w;; peopwe, ^.^ saying UwU that ewe wong uWu they shouwd caww me OwO madam? -And didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me ÚwÚ fetch OwO the OwO thiwty -xDD shiwwings? I >w< put ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< thy >_< book-oath. UwU Deny it, ^-^ if :3 thou -canst. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is :3 a UwU poow mad >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :33 says OwO up ÚwÚ and -;;w;; down OwO the ^-^ town UwU that xDD hew ewdest :3 son :3 is >_< wike you. She ;;w;; hath >_< been in -good ^-^ case, :3 and, OwO the >w< twuth ;;w;; is, poverty ;;w;; hath ^.^ distwacted :3 hew. But -uWu fow ^.^ these foowish ;;w;; officews, I uWu beseech you I ^-^ may ^.^ have redress -x3 against ^.^ them. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir :33 John, Sir :33 John, I x3 am ;;w;; weww acquainted with >_> youw -manner >_> of :33 wwenching OwO the OwO twue cause OwO the false way. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a ->w< confident brow, :3 nyow OwO the UwU thwong >_> of uWu wowds UwU that come with such ^-^ mowe -than impudent sauciness ^-^ fwom you, can OwO thwust me ^-^ fwom :3 a ^w^ wevew -considewation. You x3 have, as ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^-^ to uWu me, practis'd x3 upon OwO the -:33 easy yielding spirit >_> of :3 this woman, ÚwÚ and :3 made xDD hew sewve >_> youw :3 uses -uWu both in >_> puwse ÚwÚ and in ^.^ pewson. -HOSTESS. xDD Yea, in truth, my :33 wowd. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ^-^ peace. >_> Pay xDD hew OwO the >_> debt you owe UwU hew, ÚwÚ and -uWu unpay OwO the viwwainy you ^.^ have x3 donye with UwU hew; OwO the ^-^ onye you ^-^ may ^-^ do -with x3 stewwing >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew with cuwwent ^.^ wepentance. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot undewgo :3 this :3 snyeap ^-^ without ÚwÚ wepwy. You -caww honyouwabwe :3 bowdnyess impudent >_> saucinyess; ^-^ if :3 a man uWu wiww ^-^ make -^w^ cuwtsy ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, ^.^ he :3 is OwO viwtuous. No, my lord, my humbwe ->_> duty ;;w;; wememb'wed, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> youw suitor. I uWu say ^-^ to you I ^-^ do -desiwe dewivewance ^-^ fwom ^.^ these ;;w;; officews, being x3 upon ^-^ hasty -employment in OwO the King's UwU affaiws. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You speak as having power ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ wwong; uWu but ÚwÚ answew in -th' :33 effect >_> of >_> youw uWu weputation, ÚwÚ and xDD satisfy OwO the UwU poow OwO woman. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Come hithew, h-hostess. - -x3 Entew :3 GOWEW - -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew >w< Gowew, what x3 nyews? -UwU GOWEW. The ;;w;; King, my lord, ÚwÚ and Hawwy Prince >_> of >_< Wawes -uWu Awe ;;w;; nyeaw at hand. The west OwO the paper tells. ^.^ [Gives :3 a letter] -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As I x3 am :3 a gentweman! -HOSTESS. OwO Faith, you ^w^ said OwO so >_> befowe. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As I x3 am :3 a gentweman! ^w^ Come, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wowds >_> of it. -HOSTESS. By :3 this ^w^ heavenwy gwound I ÚwÚ twead OwO on, I >w< must >w< be fain ^-^ to ^.^ pawn -uWu both my ^w^ pwate ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ tapestwy >_> of my ^-^ dinying-chambews. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Gwasses, glasses, :3 is OwO the only drinking; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< thy -wawws, :3 a pwetty ^w^ swight drollery, ^w^ ow OwO the story >_> of OwO the ^.^ Pwodigaw, ^w^ ow -OwO the ^w^ Gewman xDD hunting, in watew-wowk, :3 is wowth :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> of ^.^ these -^.^ bed-hangews ÚwÚ and ^.^ these fly-bitten OwO tapestwies. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be >w< ten x3 pound, -^-^ if :3 thou canst. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and 'twere ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< thy humours, :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot -:3 a better wench in Engwand. Go, wash >w< thy ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and dwaw OwO the -^w^ action. ^w^ Come, :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be in :3 this humouw with me; OwO dost ^.^ nyot -xDD knyow x3 me? ^w^ Come, xDD come, I xDD knyow :3 thou >_< wast xDD set uWu on ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. -HOSTESS. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, Sir :33 John, let ^.^ it >w< be uWu but twenty OwO nyobwes; ->w< i' :33 faith, I x3 am loath ^-^ to ^.^ pawn my ;;w;; pwate, OwO so :3 God :33 save uWu me, la! -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet ^.^ it alone; I'll ^-^ make uWu othew shift. You'll >w< be :3 a OwO foow -^.^ stiww. -HOSTESS. Weww, you uWu shaww ^.^ have it, >w< though I ^.^ pawn my >_< gown. -I >w< hope ^w^ you'ww come ^-^ to >_< suppew. ^w^ you'ww pay me >w< aww togethew? -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww I live? uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] Go, with UwU hew, with UwU hew; xDD hook -OwO on, xDD hook x3 on. -HOSTESS. uWu Wiww you ^.^ have x3 Doww >_< Teawsheet ^.^ meet you at uWu suppew? -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe :33 wowds; wet's ^.^ have :3 hew. ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ HOSTESS, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I ^.^ have heard better news. -OwO FAWSTAFF. What's OwO the UwU nyews, my UwU wowd? -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. :3 Whewe uWu way OwO the UwU King x3 to-nyight? -UwU GOWEW. ^.^ At xDD Basingstoke, my :33 wowd. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I hope, my lord, all's :33 weww. What :3 is OwO the UwU nyews, my UwU wowd? -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Come >w< aww his fowces back? -UwU GOWEW. Nyo; ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed ^.^ foot, five ^-^ hundwed OwO howse, -uWu Awe mawch'd OwO up ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of UwU Wancastew, -uWu Against Northumberland ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Awchbishop. -OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 Comes OwO the UwU King xDD back ^-^ fwom xDD Wawes, my x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You uWu shaww ^.^ have letters >_> of me >_> pwesentwy. -^w^ Come, >w< go ÚwÚ awong with uWu me, good ^-^ Mastew :33 Gowew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My wowd! -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What's OwO the matter? -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >w< Gowew, uWu shaww I entweat you with me ^-^ to >_< dinnyew? -UwU GOWEW. I >w< must OwO wait x3 upon my good lord ;;w;; hewe, I :3 thank you, good Sir -John. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir :33 John, you >w< woitew here xDD too long, being you awe ^-^ to -UwU take xDD sowdiews OwO up in OwO counties as you ^.^ go. -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww you sup with uWu me, ^-^ Mastew Gowew? -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What foowish ^w^ mastew ^w^ taught you ^.^ these xDD mannyews, Sir -xDD John? -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >w< Gowew, ^-^ if uWu they ÚwÚ become me ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO foow UwU that -^w^ taught them >_> me. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ fencing >w< gwace, my ^w^ wowd; tap uWu fow -tap, ÚwÚ and OwO so part x3 faiw. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Nyow, OwO the Wowd lighten thee! Thou art :3 a gweat >_> foow. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Wondon. >_> Anyothew uWu stweet - -x3 Entew PRINCE :33 HENWY ÚwÚ and POINS - -:33 PWINCE. Before God, I x3 am >w< exceeding weary. -POINS. :3 Is't come ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? I xDD had ^w^ thought ÚwÚ weawinyess durst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have -ÚwÚ attach'd ^-^ onye >_> of OwO so UwU high bwood. -:33 PWINCE. OwO Faith, ^.^ it OwO does me; >w< though ^.^ it ^w^ discowouws OwO the complexion >_> of -my greatness ^-^ to acknyowwedge it. ^-^ Doth ^.^ it ^.^ nyot show vilely in me ^-^ to -desiwe small beew? -POINS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 a pwince shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so loosely ^.^ studied as ^-^ to -wemembew OwO so uWu weak :3 a x3 composition. -:33 PWINCE. Belike then my :3 appetite ÚwÚ was OwO nyot-pwincewy ^w^ got; for, uWu by my -^w^ twoth, I ^-^ do :3 nyow wemembew OwO the UwU poow creature, small OwO beew. But ->_< indeed ^.^ these humbwe OwO considewations ^-^ make me >_< out >_> of love with my -gweatnyess. What :3 a >w< disgwace :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to me ^-^ to wemembew >w< thy uWu nyame, ^w^ ow -^-^ to xDD knyow >w< thy ;;w;; face to-morrow, ^w^ ow ^-^ to UwU take ^-^ nyote how many paiw >_> of :3 siwk ->_< stockings :3 thou :3 hast- :3 viz., :33 these, ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that ;;w;; wewe >w< thy -peach-cowouw'd ones- ^w^ ow ^-^ to bear OwO the UwU inventowy >_> of >w< thy shiwts- :3 as, -^-^ onye uWu fow superfluity, ÚwÚ and another uWu fow :3 use! But UwU that OwO the -OwO tennyis-couwt-keepew knows better than I; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a low x3 ebb >_> of -winyen with ÚwÚ thee when :3 thou >_> keepest ^.^ nyot racket :3 thewe; as :3 thou x3 hast -^.^ nyot x3 donye :3 a gweat ^w^ whiwe, ^.^ because OwO the west >_> of >w< thy low >w< countwies -^.^ have :3 made :3 a ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to xDD eat OwO up >w< thy howwand. And :3 God knows whethew -x3 those UwU that ;;w;; baww >_< out >_> of OwO the wuins >_> of >w< thy winyen uWu shaww xDD inhewit his -x3 kingdom; uWu but OwO the ÚwÚ midwives uWu say OwO the chiwdwen awe ^.^ nyot in OwO the fault; -wheweupon OwO the x3 wowwd UwU incweases, ÚwÚ and kindreds awe ^w^ mightiwy -^w^ stwengthenyed. -POINS. OwO How i-iww ^.^ it fowwows, aftew you ^.^ have laboured OwO so xDD hawd, you -shouwd talk OwO so idly! >_> Teww uWu me, how many good x3 young princes would -^-^ do so, theiw fathews being OwO so uWu sick as x3 youws at :3 this UwU time ÚwÚ is? -:33 PWINCE. :33 Shaww I tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ onye :33 thing, :3 Poins? -POINS. x3 Yes, ^w^ faith; ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it >w< be OwO an excellent good >_> thing. -:33 PWINCE. ^w^ It uWu shaww sewve UwU among xDD wits >_> of nyo highew breeding than >w< thinye. -POINS. uWu Go to; I ^.^ stand OwO the push >_> of >_> youw ^-^ onye xDD thing UwU that you uWu wiww +LORDS, ;;w;; Attendants, Porter, >w< Dwawews, Beadles, Gwooms, ÚwÚ Sewvants, +uWu Speakew of x3 the Epilogue + +SCENE: England + +>_< INDUCTION +:33 INDUCTION. +^.^ Wawkwowth. ^.^ Befowe >_> NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S ;;w;; Castwe + +Entew RUMOUR, painted full of tongues + +>_< WUMOUW. ^w^ Open x3 youw ears; fow which of xDD you xDD wiww ÚwÚ stop +uWu The uWu vent of hearing when ÚwÚ woud :3 Wumouw >_> speaks? +I, from x3 the x3 owient to x3 the ;;w;; dwooping ^-^ west, +^.^ Making x3 the wind x3 my post-horse, still ^w^ unfowd +uWu The acts >_> commenced on ÚwÚ this ball of ;;w;; eawth. +>_> Upon x3 my tongues continyuaw UwU swandews ride, +uWu The which uWu in every language UwU I OwO pwonyounce, +OwO Stuffing x3 the OwO eaws of ;;w;; men with UwU fawse >_> wepowts. +UwU I speak of uWu peace OwO whiwe UwU cuvwt UwU emnyity, +;;w;; Undew x3 the ;;w;; smiwe of safety, wounds x3 the wowwd; +xDD And who >_> but Wumouw, who >_> but >w< onwy I, +^-^ Make x3 feawfuw musters ÚwÚ and pwepaw'd ^w^ defence, +Whiwes x3 the big >w< yeaw, >w< swown with x3 some othew gwief, +Is xDD thought with chiwd ^.^ by x3 the xDD stewn tyrant waw, +xDD And nyo xDD such ^.^ mattew? :3 Wumouw >_> is :3 a :33 pipe +Blown ^.^ by suwmises, uWu jeawousies, xDD conjectuwes, +xDD And of UwU so ^w^ easy ÚwÚ and UwU so uWu pwain :3 a ÚwÚ stop +:33 That x3 the >w< bwunt monstew with ;;w;; uncounted >_< heads, +uWu The still-discordant ^-^ wav'wing >_< muwtitude, +UwU Can :33 pway ;;w;; upon :3 it. OwO But >_> what >_< nyeed UwU I OwO thus +OwO My well-known >w< body to ;;w;; anyatomize +>_> Among x3 my ^.^ househowd? Why >_> is :3 Wumouw hewe? +UwU I >w< wun >w< befowe ^w^ King Harry's ;;w;; victowy, +UwU Who, uWu in :3 a bwoody field ^.^ by UwU Shwewsbuwy, +>_< Hath beaten down xDD young >_> Hotspuw ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ twoops, +Quenching x3 the fwame of bold ;;w;; webewwion +Even with x3 the ^.^ webews' blood. OwO But >_> what >_> mean UwU I +;;w;; To speak UwU so true uWu at uWu fiwst? OwO My ^.^ office >_> is +;;w;; To noise ^.^ abwoad :3 that ÚwÚ Hawwy ^-^ Monmouth UwU feww +;;w;; Undew x3 the >_> wwath of x3 nyobwe Hotspur's uWu swowd, +xDD And :3 that x3 the ^w^ King >w< befowe x3 the Dougwas' xDD wage +Stoop'd :33 his ^-^ anyointed >_> head >_< as wow >_< as death. +This uWu have UwU I rumour'd ^w^ thwough x3 the peasant UwU towns +Between :3 that royal field of xDD Shwewsbuwy +xDD And ÚwÚ this worm-eaten howd of ^-^ wagged OwO stonye, +Whewe Hotspur's ÚwÚ fathew, ;;w;; owd >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +Lies ^-^ cwafty-sick. uWu The :3 posts come OwO tiwing ;;w;; on, +xDD And nyot :3 a x3 man of them >_< bwings othew nyews +Than ;;w;; they uWu have ^w^ weawnt of x3 me. Fwom Wumouw's tongues +^-^ They ;;w;; bwing x3 smooth UwU comfowts :3 fawse, xDD wowse than true x3 wwongs. +uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^.^ Wawkwowth. ^.^ Befowe >_> NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S ;;w;; Castwe + +Entew >w< WOWD ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Who keeps x3 the uWu gate UwU hewe, ho? + +uWu The ^.^ POWTEW :33 opens x3 the uWu gate + +Whewe >_> is x3 the Eaww? +PORTER. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_> say xDD you are? +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Teww xDD thou x3 the ^-^ Eaww +:33 That x3 the Lord Bardolph xDD doth >_< attend ^.^ him hewe. +PORTER. ÚwÚ His OwO wowdship >_> is wawk'd fowth x3 into x3 the ^-^ owchawd. +ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw honour :3 knyock >_> but uWu at x3 the >_< gate, +xDD And ^.^ he >_< himsewf xDD wiww answer. + +Entew NyOWTHUMBEWWAND + +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the Eaww. uWu Exit ^.^ POWTEW +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> What news, Lord Bawdowph? Evewy minyute nyow +Should be x3 the >w< fathew of x3 some >_> stwatagem. +uWu The times OwO awe wiwd; ^.^ contention, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU howse +Full of xDD high ;;w;; feeding, madly hath broke ;;w;; woose +xDD And bears down aww >w< befowe ^.^ him. +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Noble Eaww, +UwU I ;;w;; bwing xDD you xDD cewtain nyews from uWu Shwewsbuwy. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO Good, >w< an ^w^ God will! +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good >_< as >_< heawt ^.^ can ^w^ wish. +uWu The ^w^ King >_> is almost wounded to x3 the ÚwÚ death; +^.^ And, uWu in x3 the :3 fowtunye of x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw x3 son, +Prince ÚwÚ Hawwy :3 swain ;;w;; outwight; ÚwÚ and both x3 the ÚwÚ Bwunts +OwO Kiww'd ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand of Douglas; xDD young Prince John, +xDD And uWu Westmowewand, ÚwÚ and Stafford, ^w^ fwed x3 the :3 fiewd; +xDD And ÚwÚ Hawwy Monmouth's >_> bwawn, x3 the uWu huwk Sir John, +Is ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 youw OwO son. >_< O, xDD such :3 a ^-^ day, +^w^ So :33 fought, UwU so ^.^ fowwowed, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ faiwwy >_> won, +>_< Came nyot >w< tiww nyow to >_< dignyify x3 the xDD times, +Since Cxsaw's fowtunyes! +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. How >_> is ÚwÚ this x3 dewiv'd? +^.^ Saw xDD you x3 the field? >_< Came xDD you from Shwewsbuwy? +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. UwU I x3 spake with one, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ^-^ came from >w< thence; +^-^ A ÚwÚ gentweman weww bwed ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ good :33 nyame, +:33 That freely ^.^ wend'wed ;;w;; me these nyews fow true. + +Entew >w< TWAVEWS + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my xDD sewvant xDD Twavews, ÚwÚ whom UwU I sent +On Tuesday >w< wast to xDD wisten ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; nyews. +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uvw-wode ^.^ him on x3 the way; +xDD And ^.^ he >_> is OwO fuwnyish'd with nyo >_> cewtainties +uWu Mowe than ^.^ he haply OwO may x3 wetaiw from x3 me. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> Nyow, xDD Twavews, >_> what ÚwÚ good UwU tidings x3 comes with you? +uWu TWAVEWS. OwO My uWu wowd, Sir John >_> Umfweviwe >_> tuwn'd ;;w;; me back +With >w< joyfuw ;;w;; tidings; x3 and, ^.^ being xDD bettew uWu hows'd, +:33 Out-wode x3 me. >w< Aftew ^.^ him ^-^ came ^.^ spuwwing x3 hawd +^-^ A gentweman, almost forspent with speed, +:33 That ;;w;; stopp'd ^.^ by ;;w;; me to ;;w;; bweathe :33 his bwoodied horse. +>w< He >w< ask'd x3 the uWu way to ^.^ Chestew; ÚwÚ and of ^.^ him +UwU I uWu did ;;w;; demand >_> what nyews from uWu Shwewsbuwy. +>w< He told ;;w;; me :3 that ;;w;; webewwion xDD had :33 bad wuck, +xDD And :3 that xDD young ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ Pewcy's ^w^ spuw UwU was cowd. +With :3 that ^.^ he uWu gave :33 his able UwU howse x3 the >_> head +^.^ And, x3 bending forward, >w< stwuck :33 his :3 awmed heels +^w^ Against x3 the ;;w;; panting >w< sides of :33 his poor uWu jade +Up to x3 the xDD wowew-head; ÚwÚ and :33 stawting >_> so, +>w< He ^w^ seem'd uWu in wunnying to devour x3 the :3 way, +>_< Staying nyo longer x3 question. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Ha! ÚwÚ Again: +:33 Said ^.^ he xDD young ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ Pewcy's ^w^ spuw UwU was cowd? +Of x3 Hotspuw, >_< Cowdspuw? :3 that ;;w;; webewwion +xDD Had >w< met :33 iww wuck? +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. OwO My uWu wowd, I'll tell xDD you :3 what: +;;w;; If x3 my xDD young ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son uWu have nyot x3 the ^-^ day, +>_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, fow :3 a siwken :33 point +I'll UwU give x3 my bawony. xDD Nyevew tawk of :3 it. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Why >_> shouwd :3 that ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that rode ^.^ by :33 Twavews +Give xDD then xDD such instances of loss? +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. OwO Who- uWu he? +>w< He UwU was x3 some hilding fewwow :3 that xDD had :3 stow'n +uWu The UwU howse ^.^ he rode on x3 and, ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 wife, +OwO Spoke uWu at :3 a ventuwe. x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyews. + +Entew Morton + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Yea, ÚwÚ this :33 man's >_> bwow, ^.^ wike to :3 a x3 titwe-weaf, +x3 Fowetewws x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :3 a tragic UwU vowume. +^w^ So :33 wooks x3 the uWu stwand wheweon x3 the >_> impewious flood +>_< Hath left :3 a xDD witnyess'd usuwpation. +Say, ^w^ Mowton, :33 didst xDD thou come from Shwewsbuwy? +MORTON. UwU I wan from UwU Shwewsbuwy, x3 my x3 nyobwe wowd; +Whewe hateful :33 death put on :33 his ugliest OwO mask +;;w;; To :33 fwight UwU ouw pawty. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. How xDD doth x3 my >_< son ÚwÚ and bwothew? +^.^ Thou twembwest; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< whitenyess uWu in >w< thy >_< cheek +Is ÚwÚ aptew than >w< thy >_> tongue to tell >w< thy ^-^ ewwand. +Even xDD such :3 a ^w^ man, UwU so :33 faint, UwU so >w< spiwitwess, +^w^ So xDD duww, UwU so xDD dwead uWu in look, UwU so :33 woe-begonye, +^.^ Dwew ^w^ Pwiam's ^-^ cuwtain uWu in x3 the >_< dead of >w< nyight +xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu have told ^.^ him half :33 his Twoy UwU was >w< buwnt; +OwO But ^.^ Pwiam >_> found x3 the fire ere ^.^ he :33 his ;;w;; tongue, +xDD And UwU I x3 my ÚwÚ Pewcy's :33 death ere xDD thou report'st :3 it. +This xDD thou wouldst OwO say: uWu 'Youw >_< son uWu did OwO thus ÚwÚ and ^.^ thus; +uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ thus; UwU so ÚwÚ fought x3 the x3 nyobwe ^-^ Dougwas'- +uWu Stopping x3 my gweedy ear with uWu theiw bold ^-^ deeds; +OwO But uWu in x3 the ^w^ end, to ÚwÚ stop x3 my ear :33 indeed, +^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a x3 sigh to ^w^ bwow OwO away ÚwÚ this >_< pwaise, +:3 Ending with 'Brother, x3 son, ÚwÚ and all, OwO awe >w< dead.' +MORTON. Dougwas >_> is >w< wiving, ÚwÚ and x3 youw brother, :33 yet; +OwO But fow x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son- +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Why, ^.^ he >_> is uWu dead. +xDD See >_> what :3 a ready >_> tongue >_> suspicion x3 hath! +>w< He :3 that >_> but OwO feaws x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ knyow +>_< Hath ^.^ by >w< instinct >_< knyowwedge from OwO othews' eyes +:33 That >_> what ^.^ he feaw'd >_> is chanced. ÚwÚ Yet :3 speak, >_> Mowton; +Teww xDD thou >w< an earl :33 his >_> divinyation lies, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO take >w< it >_< as :3 a x3 sweet xDD disgwace +xDD And >_< make uWu thee rich fow xDD doing ;;w;; me xDD such wrong. +MORTON. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too great to be ^.^ by ;;w;; me ÚwÚ gainsaid; +uWu Youw ^w^ spiwit >_> is ^w^ too ^-^ twue, x3 youw OwO feaws ^w^ too cewtain. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Yet, fow aww uWu this, >_> say nyot :3 that ÚwÚ Pewcy's uWu dead. +UwU I >_> see :3 a ;;w;; stwange >_> confession uWu in ^.^ thinye >_< eye; +^.^ Thou ^w^ shak'st >w< thy head, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; howd'st >w< it feaw ow x3 sin +;;w;; To speak :3 a truth. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be x3 swain, >_> say so: +uWu The >_> tongue offends nyot :3 that ÚwÚ wepowts :33 his ÚwÚ death; +xDD And ^.^ he xDD doth x3 sin :3 that xDD doth belie x3 the >_< dead, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ he which ;;w;; says x3 the >_< dead >_> is nyot alive. +ÚwÚ Yet x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ bwingew of UwU unwewcome nyews +>_< Hath >_> but :3 a losing office, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> tongue +Sounds OwO evew ÚwÚ aftew >_< as :3 a UwU suwwen OwO beww, +UwU Wememb'wed :33 towwing :3 a depawting :3 fwiend. +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< think, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw >_< son >_> is uWu dead. +MORTON. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy UwU I >_> shouwd force xDD you to ^-^ bewieve +:33 That which UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God UwU I xDD had nyot uWu seen; +OwO But these >_< minye eyes saw ^.^ him uWu in bwoody state, +Wend'wing ÚwÚ faint ;;w;; quittance, weawied ÚwÚ and out-bweath'd, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ Hawwy ^.^ Monmouth, x3 whose UwU swift >_> wwath xDD beat down +uWu The never-daunted ^-^ Pewcy to x3 the earth, +Fwom >_> whence with >w< wife ^.^ he >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe sprung :33 up. +^w^ In ÚwÚ few, :33 his >w< death- x3 whose ^w^ spiwit OwO went :3 a fire +Even to x3 the duwwest peasant uWu in :33 his OwO camp- +uWu Being bruited ^w^ once, >_> took fire ÚwÚ and ^.^ heat OwO away +Fwom x3 the best-temper'd couwage uWu in :33 his troops; +For from :33 his >_< metaw UwU was :33 his party steewed; +>_< Which >_> once uWu in ^.^ him abated, >w< an x3 the xDD west +:3 Tuwn'd on ^.^ themsewves, ^.^ wike dull ÚwÚ and x3 heavy wead. +xDD And >_< as x3 the ^.^ thing ^w^ that's x3 heavy uWu in itsewf +>_> Upon UwU enfowcement fwies with ÚwÚ gweatest speed, +^w^ So uWu did UwU ouw men, x3 heavy uWu in Hotspur's woss, +uWu Wend to ÚwÚ this >_> weight xDD such ^.^ wightnyess with uWu theiw feaw +:33 That x3 awwows ^w^ fwed nyot ^w^ swiftew toward uWu theiw aim +Than uWu did UwU ouw xDD sowdiews, uWu aiming uWu at uWu theiw safety, +xDD Fwy from x3 the >_> fiewd. UwU Then UwU was :3 that x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Wowcestew +Too >w< soon >_> ta'en prisoner; ÚwÚ and :3 that ÚwÚ fuwious >_< Scot, +uWu The bwoody Dougwas, x3 whose x3 weww-wabouwing xDD swowd +xDD Had >w< thwee times :3 swain x3 th' xDD appeawance of x3 the OwO King, +UwU Gan vaiw :33 his stomach ÚwÚ and uWu did xDD gwace x3 the ^-^ shame +Of UwU those :3 that >_> tuwn'd uWu theiw backs, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his x3 fwight, +>w< Stumbwing uWu in ;;w;; feaw, UwU was UwU took. uWu The >w< sum of aww +Is :3 that x3 the ^w^ King hath >_> won, ÚwÚ and hath sent x3 out +^-^ A UwU speedy powew to x3 encountew UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; Undew x3 the ÚwÚ conduct of xDD young :3 Wancastew +xDD And >_> Westmowewand. This >_> is x3 the nyews uWu at ^w^ fuww. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. For ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU shaww uWu have time enough to mourn. +^w^ In x3 poison there >_> is OwO physic; ÚwÚ and these news, +>_> Having :33 been weww, :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me :33 sick, +uWu Being :33 sick, uWu have uWu in x3 some UwU measuwe UwU made ;;w;; me well; +xDD And >_< as x3 the uWu wwetch x3 whose fever-weak'ned uWu joints, +Wike UwU stwengthwess hinges, buckwe :33 undew :3 wife, +Impatient of :33 his >w< fit, >_< bweaks ^.^ wike :3 a fire +UwU Out of :33 his keepew's awms, even UwU so x3 my limbs, +ÚwÚ Weak'nyed with gwief, ^.^ being nyow ^-^ enwag'd with gwief, +^w^ Awe thrice x3 themsewves. Hence, OwO thewefowe, xDD thou UwU nyice ^.^ cwutch! +^-^ A scaly :33 gauntwet nyow with xDD joints of steew +:3 Must ;;w;; gwuv ÚwÚ this xDD hand; ÚwÚ and hence, xDD thou >_> sickwy coif! +^.^ Thou awt :3 a xDD guawd ^w^ too >_< wanton fow x3 the >_> head +>_< Which >_< pwinces, fwesh'd with ÚwÚ conquest, aim to ;;w;; hit. +Now bind x3 my ^w^ bwows with iwon; ÚwÚ and appwoach +uWu The ragged'st >_> houw :3 that time ÚwÚ and x3 spite dawe ;;w;; bwing +;;w;; To fwown ;;w;; upon x3 th' ^-^ enwag'd OwO Nyowthumbewwand! +Let heaven :3 kiss ÚwÚ eawth! Now wet nyot Nyatuwe's uWu hand +^w^ Keep x3 the >w< wiwd flood >_> confin'd! Let order ^-^ die! +xDD And wet ÚwÚ this wowwd nyo longer be :3 a stage +;;w;; To >w< feed ;;w;; contention uWu in :3 a x3 wing'wing ÚwÚ act; +OwO But wet one ^w^ spiwit of x3 the uWu fiwst-bown UwU Cain +^.^ Weign uWu in aww UwU bosoms, :3 that, >_< each >_< heawt ^.^ being uWu set +On bwoody couwses, x3 the wude scene OwO may >w< end +xDD And >w< dawknyess be x3 the burier of x3 the ÚwÚ dead! +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. This ^w^ stwainyed passion xDD doth xDD you wwong, x3 my OwO wowd. +MORTON. ÚwÚ Sweet Eaww, :3 divowce nyot ^.^ wisdom from x3 youw honyouw. +uWu The ;;w;; wives of aww x3 youw >w< woving complices +x3 Wean on x3 youw health; x3 the ^w^ which, >_> if xDD you UwU give ^-^ o'ew +;;w;; To ;;w;; stowmy ^-^ passion, ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce UwU decay. +>_> You ;;w;; cast x3 th' event of waw, x3 my x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, +xDD And summ'd x3 the :33 account of chance >w< befowe xDD you uWu said +^w^ 'Wet >_> us >_< make ^-^ head.' ^.^ It UwU was x3 youw >w< pwe-suwmise +:33 That uWu in x3 the xDD dowe of ^w^ bwows x3 youw >_< son ^w^ might :3 dwop. +>_> You UwU knyew ^.^ he wawk'd ^-^ o'ew perils on >w< an >_> edge, +uWu Mowe ÚwÚ wikewy to faww uWu in than to get o'ew; +>_> You :3 wewe :33 advis'd :33 his >w< fwesh UwU was capabwe +Of wounds ÚwÚ and ^-^ scaws, ÚwÚ and :3 that :33 his forward ^w^ spiwit +Wouwd lift ^.^ him :3 whewe UwU most OwO twade of danger rang'd; +ÚwÚ Yet uWu did xDD you >_> say x3 'Go xDD fowth'; ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye of uWu this, +;;w;; Though >_< stwongwy apprehended, couwd uWu westwain +uWu The ^w^ stiff-bownye OwO action. >_> What hath xDD then >_> befaww'n, +:33 Ow >_> what hath ÚwÚ this bold uWu entewpwise ^.^ bwought fowth +uWu Mowe than :3 that ^.^ being which UwU was ^.^ wike to :3 be? +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. We aww :3 that OwO awe engaged to ÚwÚ this ^-^ woss +^-^ Knyew :3 that ^.^ we UwU ventuwed on xDD such uWu dangewous seas +:33 That >_> if ^.^ we ;;w;; wwought x3 out >w< wife uWu 'twas ;;w;; ten to onye; +xDD And yet ^.^ we OwO ventuw'd, fow x3 the ^.^ gain :33 pwopos'd +OwO Chok'd x3 the wespect of ÚwÚ wikewy peril feaw'd; +xDD And xDD since ^.^ we OwO awe ^-^ o'ewset, venture ;;w;; again. +^.^ Come, ^.^ we xDD wiww put ^-^ fowth, >w< body ÚwÚ and :33 goods. +MORTON. 'Tis ^.^ mowe than uWu time. ^.^ And, x3 my UwU most x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, +UwU I hear fow cewtain, ÚwÚ and dawe speak x3 the twuth: +uWu The ^-^ gentwe UwU Awchbishop of York >_> is x3 up +With ^.^ weww-appointed :33 pow'ws. >w< He >_> is :3 a x3 man +Who with :3 a :3 doubwe surety uWu binds :33 his fowwowews. +OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son xDD had >w< onwy >_> but x3 the :33 cowpse, +OwO But ^-^ shadows ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< shows of men, to fight; +For :3 that same ;;w;; wowd 'rebellion' uWu did OwO divide +uWu The uWu action of uWu theiw >_< bodies from uWu theiw :3 souws; +xDD And ;;w;; they uWu did >w< fight with queasiness, x3 constwain'd, +;;w;; As ;;w;; men ÚwÚ dwink x3 potions; :3 that uWu theiw >_< weapons >w< onwy +UwU Seem'd on UwU ouw side, >_> but fow uWu theiw ;;w;; spiwits ÚwÚ and >w< souws +This ;;w;; wowd 'webewwion'- >w< it xDD had >w< fwoze them up, +;;w;; As :33 fish OwO awe uWu in :3 a :33 pond. OwO But nyow x3 the >_> Bishop +Tuwns insuwwection to ^-^ wewigion. +OwO Suppos'd sincere ÚwÚ and >w< howy uWu in :33 his thoughts, +He's follow'd both with >w< body ÚwÚ and with xDD mind; +xDD And xDD doth >_< enwawge :33 his ;;w;; wising with x3 the :3 bwood +Of >w< faiw ^w^ King ^.^ Wichawd, >_< scwap'd from uWu Pomfwet ;;w;; stonyes; +Derives from heaven :33 his ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and :33 his cause; +>_< Tewws them ^.^ he xDD doth :3 bestwide :3 a xDD bweeding land, +OwO Gasping fow >w< wife :33 undew great ^-^ Bowingbwoke; +xDD And ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and less UwU do ^.^ fwock to ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU I UwU knyew of ÚwÚ this befowe; but, to speak truth, +This xDD pwesent grief xDD had wip'd >w< it from x3 my :33 mind. +Go uWu in with OwO me; ÚwÚ and counsel every x3 man +uWu The ^-^ aptest uWu way fow :33 safety ÚwÚ and revenge. +>_< Get :3 posts ÚwÚ and letters, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^w^ fwiends with >w< speed- +xDD Nyevew UwU so ÚwÚ few, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew yet ^.^ mowe ^w^ nyeed. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF, with :33 his ^.^ PAGE :33 beawing :33 his xDD swowd ÚwÚ and >_< buckwew + +>_> FAWSTAFF. Siwwah, xDD you UwU giant, >_> what ;;w;; says x3 the x3 doctow to x3 my ^-^ watew? +xDD PAGE. >w< He said, ^w^ siw, x3 the UwU watew itsewf UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ good heawthy water; >_> but +fow x3 the party :3 that >_> owed :33 it, ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have ^-^ moe ^-^ diseases than ^.^ he +UwU knyew ;;w;; fow. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO Men of aww sorts OwO take :3 a >_< pwide to giwd uWu at x3 me. uWu The :3 bwain of +ÚwÚ this foolish-compounded ^-^ cway, ^w^ man, >_> is nyot able to invent ;;w;; anything +:3 that ^-^ intends to waughtew, ^.^ mowe than UwU I invent ow >_> is ^.^ invented on +x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am nyot >w< onwy ^.^ witty uWu in myself, >_> but x3 the cause :3 that wit >_> is uWu in +othew ^.^ men. UwU I UwU do OwO hewe UwU wawk >w< befowe uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; sow :3 that hath +overwhelm'd aww her ^.^ wittew >_> but onye. ;;w;; If x3 the Prince put uWu thee x3 into +x3 my OwO sewvice fow xDD any othew reason than to uWu set ;;w;; me ^w^ off, >w< why xDD then UwU I +uWu have nyo ;;w;; judgment. ^.^ Thou UwU whoweson mandrake, xDD thou awt fitter to be +wown uWu in x3 my cap than to wait uWu at x3 my xDD heews. UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew xDD mann'd with +>w< an OwO agate >w< tiww >_< nyow; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww >w< inset xDD you :3 nyeithew uWu in gowd nor +^.^ siwvew, >_> but uWu in ^-^ viwe ^w^ appawew, ÚwÚ and >_> send xDD you back again to x3 youw +^.^ mastew, fow :3 a jewel- x3 the juvenal, x3 the Prince x3 youw ^.^ mastew, x3 whose +^w^ chin >_> is nyot yet ^-^ fwedge. UwU I xDD wiww :33 soonyew uWu have :3 a ^w^ beawd gwow uWu in x3 the +^.^ pawm of x3 my uWu hand than ^.^ he UwU shaww get one x3 off :33 his OwO cheek; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ he +xDD wiww nyot OwO stick to >_> say :33 his OwO face >_> is :3 a face-woyaw. ^w^ God OwO may finish >w< it +when ^.^ he :33 wiww, UwU 'tis nyot :3 a >_< haiw uWu amiss >_> yet. >w< He OwO may >_< keep >w< it still uWu at +:3 a face-woyaw, fow :3 a :33 bawbew UwU shaww >_< nyevew eawn x3 sixpence x3 out of uWu it; +ÚwÚ and yet he'ww be ^w^ cwowing >_< as >_> if ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ wwit x3 man OwO evew xDD since :33 his +>w< fathew UwU was :3 a x3 bachewow. >w< He OwO may >_< keep :33 his UwU own gwace, >_> but uWu he's almost +x3 out of >_> minye, UwU I ^.^ can :33 assuwe ^.^ him. >_> What uWu said >_< Mastew x3 Dommewton about +x3 the uWu satin fow x3 my showt uWu cwoak ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< swops? +xDD PAGE. >w< He said, ^w^ siw, xDD you >_> shouwd ;;w;; pwocuwe ^.^ him xDD bettew assurance than +^.^ Bawdowph. >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take :33 his band ÚwÚ and OwO youws; ^.^ he xDD wiked nyot x3 the +xDD secuwity. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Let ^.^ him be ÚwÚ damn'd, ^.^ wike x3 the Gwutton; pray ^w^ God :33 his >_> tongue +be hotter! ^-^ A UwU whoweson Achitophel! ^-^ A ^.^ wascaw-yea-fowsooth ^-^ knyave, to +UwU beaw :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman uWu in uWu hand, ÚwÚ and xDD then stand ;;w;; upon OwO secuwity! uWu The +UwU whoweson ^w^ smooth-pates UwU do nyow ^-^ weaw >_< nyothing >_> but xDD high shoes, ÚwÚ and +bunches of ;;w;; keys uWu at uWu theiw girdles; ÚwÚ and >_> if :3 a x3 man >_> is ^w^ thwough with +them uWu in xDD honyest ^-^ taking-up, xDD then ;;w;; they ^w^ must stand ;;w;; upon xDD secuwity. UwU I +xDD had >_< as UwU wief ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd put ^.^ watsbanye uWu in x3 my xDD mouth >_< as offer to ÚwÚ stop +>w< it with xDD secuwity. UwU I >_> wook'd xDD 'a >_> shouwd uWu have sent ;;w;; me >w< two ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty +^.^ yawds of UwU satin, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a true UwU knyight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO sends ;;w;; me xDD secuwity. +xDD Weww, ^.^ he OwO may :33 sweep uWu in x3 secuwity; fow ^.^ he hath x3 the >_> hown of +:33 abundance, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ wightnyess of :33 his >w< wife uWu shinyes ^w^ thwough uWu it; ÚwÚ and +yet ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ he see, ^w^ though ^.^ he uWu have :33 his UwU own xDD wanthown to >w< wight ^.^ him. +:3 Whewe's Bawdowph? +xDD PAGE. He's >_> gonye x3 into Smithfiewd to UwU buy x3 youw :33 wowship horse. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I xDD bought ^.^ him uWu in Pauw's, ÚwÚ and he'ww UwU buy ;;w;; me :3 a UwU howse uWu in +^w^ Smithfiewd. ^-^ An UwU I couwd get ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a >w< wife uWu in x3 the stews, UwU I :3 wewe +x3 mann'd, uWu hows'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wiv'd. + +Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE ÚwÚ and SEWVANT + +xDD PAGE. UwU Siw, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the nyobweman :3 that >_> committed x3 the +Prince fow ^.^ stwiking ^.^ him about ^.^ Bawdowph. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Wait close; UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> see ^.^ him. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that xDD goes OwO thewe? +SEWVANT. :33 Fawstaff, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw wowdship. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >w< He :3 that UwU was uWu in ;;w;; question fow x3 the OwO wobb'wy? +SEWVANT. ^-^ He, x3 my wowd; >_> but ^.^ he hath xDD since donye ÚwÚ good OwO sewvice uWu at +UwU Shwewsbuwy, x3 and, >_< as UwU I heaw, >_> is nyow x3 going with x3 some :3 chawge to x3 the +Lord John of Lancaster. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. What, to York? ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him back ;;w;; again. +SEWVANT. Sir John >w< Fawstaff! +>_> FAWSTAFF. :33 Boy, tell ^.^ him UwU I ^w^ am >_> deaf. +xDD PAGE. >_> You ^w^ must speak woudew; x3 my >_< mastew >_> is >_> deaf. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, to x3 the hearing of ;;w;; anything UwU good. +^w^ Go, pluck ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the UwU ewbow; UwU I ^w^ must speak with ^.^ him. +SEWVANT. Sir John! +>_> FAWSTAFF. What! :3 a xDD young ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and begging! Is there nyot waws? Is +there nyot ^-^ empwoyment? ^-^ Doth nyot x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ wack ^w^ subjects? Do nyot x3 the +ÚwÚ webews >_< nyeed >w< sowdiews? ;;w;; Though >w< it be :3 a ^-^ shame to be on xDD any x3 side >_> but +one, >w< it >_> is xDD wowse ^-^ shame to ÚwÚ beg than to be on x3 the worst side, :3 wewe +>w< it xDD wowse than x3 the xDD nyame of ;;w;; webewwion ^.^ can tell >w< how to >_< make :3 it. +SEWVANT. >_> You ÚwÚ mistake uWu me, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Why, ^w^ siw, uWu did UwU I >_> say xDD you :3 wewe >w< an xDD honyest man? Setting x3 my +knyighthood ÚwÚ and x3 my sowdiewship ÚwÚ aside, UwU I xDD had lied uWu in x3 my ^w^ thwoat >_> if UwU I +xDD had uWu said :3 so. +SEWVANT. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, xDD then uWu set x3 youw knyighthood ÚwÚ and x3 youw +sowdiewship >w< aside; ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to tell xDD you xDD you uWu in x3 youw +throat, >_> if xDD you >_> say UwU I ^w^ am xDD any othew than >w< an xDD honyest man. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I UwU give uWu thee OwO weave to tell ;;w;; me so! UwU I uWu way :3 aside :3 that which +gwows to me! ;;w;; If xDD thou :3 get'st xDD any OwO weave of uWu me, ^w^ hang OwO me; >_> if xDD thou +:33 tak'st weave, xDD thou OwO wewt xDD bettew be xDD hang'd. >_> You OwO hunt ^-^ countew. +:33 Hence! OwO Avaunt! +SEWVANT. UwU Siw, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John :33 Fawstaff, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My ÚwÚ good ^.^ wowd! ^w^ God UwU give x3 youw OwO wowdship ÚwÚ good time of x3 day. UwU I +^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw OwO wowdship abroad. UwU I heard >_> say x3 youw OwO wowdship +UwU was xDD sick; UwU I UwU hope x3 youw OwO wowdship xDD goes ^.^ abwoad ^.^ by xDD advice. uWu Youw +lordship, ^w^ though nyot x3 cwean x3 past x3 youw youth, hath yet x3 some ;;w;; smack +of age uWu in UwU you, x3 some wewish of x3 the saltness of time; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU most +x3 humbwy :33 beseech x3 youw OwO wowdship to uWu have :3 a reverend :3 cawe of x3 youw +^-^ heawth. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John, UwU I sent fow xDD you >w< befowe x3 youw ÚwÚ expedition to +uWu Shwewsbuwy. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw lordship, UwU I hear :33 his ;;w;; Majesty >_> is wetuwn'd +with x3 some ^.^ discomfowt from Wales. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I tawk nyot of :33 his >_< Majesty. >_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot come when UwU I +sent fow OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD And UwU I heaw, ^w^ moweuvw, :33 his >_> Highnyess >_> is fall'n x3 into ÚwÚ this +same UwU whoweson >_> apopwexy. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Weww ^w^ God mend x3 him! UwU I pray xDD you wet ;;w;; me speak with OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. This apopwexy, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, >_> is :3 a uWu kind of wethawgy, UwU an't +uWu pwease x3 youw lordship, :3 a uWu kind of x3 sweeping uWu in x3 the bwood, :3 a UwU whoweson +tingwing. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> What tell xDD you ;;w;; me of :33 it? ^w^ Be >w< it >_< as >w< it >w< is. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ It hath >w< it >_< owiginyaw from much gwief, from ^-^ study, ÚwÚ and +perturbation of x3 the :33 bwain. UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead x3 the cause of :33 his UwU effects +uWu in Galen; >w< it >_> is :3 a uWu kind of deafness. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I think xDD you OwO awe fall'n x3 into x3 the ;;w;; disease, fow xDD you +hear nyot >_> what UwU I >_> say to OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Very weww, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD vewy well. Rather UwU an't uWu pwease UwU you, >w< it +>_> is x3 the ÚwÚ disease of nyot listening, x3 the ^w^ mawady of nyot >_< mawking, :3 that +UwU I ^w^ am troubled uWu withaw. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. ;;w;; To punyish xDD you ^.^ by x3 the heels ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; amend x3 the >w< attention +of x3 youw ears; ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 cawe nyot >_> if UwU I UwU do :33 become x3 youw physician. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am >_< as poor >_< as xDD Job, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but nyot UwU so uWu patient. uWu Youw +OwO wowdship OwO may xDD minyistew x3 the potion of imprisonment to ;;w;; me uWu in wespect +of >w< puvwty; >_> but >w< how UwU I >_> shouwd be x3 youw patient to ;;w;; fowwow x3 youw +OwO pwescwiptions, x3 the uWu wise OwO may >_< make x3 some UwU dwam of :3 a :3 scwupwe, ow +ÚwÚ indeed :3 a :33 scwupwe itself. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I sent fow UwU you, when there :3 wewe uWu mattews OwO against xDD you +fow x3 youw :3 wife, to come speak with x3 me. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU was xDD then :33 advis'd ^.^ by x3 my :33 weawnyed counsel uWu in x3 the UwU waws +of ÚwÚ this >_< wand-sewvice, UwU I uWu did nyot x3 come. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD Weww, x3 the uWu twuth ;;w;; is, Sir John, xDD you ^w^ wive uWu in great +xDD infamy. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >w< He :3 that >_< buckwes >_< himsewf uWu in x3 my >w< bewt ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive uWu in :3 wess. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. uWu Youw means OwO awe xDD vewy >_> swendew, ÚwÚ and x3 youw uWu waste >_> is +^.^ gweat. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe othewwise; UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my means :3 wewe :33 gweatew +ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 waist x3 swendewew. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> You uWu have ;;w;; miswed x3 the youthfuw UwU Pwince. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu The xDD young Prince hath ;;w;; miswed x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the fewwow with x3 the +great bewwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 my :33 dog. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am loath to ^.^ gaww :3 a nyew-heaw'd wound. uWu Youw +day's OwO sewvice uWu at xDD Shwewsbuwy hath :3 a xDD wittwe :3 giwded uvw x3 youw +night's ^.^ expwoit on :33 Gadshiww. >_> You OwO may >_> thank x3 th' unquiet time fow +x3 youw :33 quiet o'erposting :3 that OwO action. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My wowd- +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. OwO But xDD since aww >_> is weww, >_< keep >w< it so: wake nyot :3 a +x3 sweeping :33 wowf. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; To wake :3 a OwO wowf >_> is >_< as :33 bad >_< as smell :3 a xDD fox. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. What! xDD you OwO awe >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ candwe, x3 the xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt burnt +OwO out. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ A OwO wassaiw ÚwÚ candwe, x3 my wowd- aww tallow; >_> if UwU I uWu did >_> say of +:3 wax, x3 my gwowth ^.^ wouwd approve x3 the truth. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> Thewe >_> is nyot :3 a ^-^ white >_< haiw uWu in x3 youw OwO face >_> but >_> shouwd +uWu have :33 his ^w^ effect of >w< gwavity. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ His ^w^ effect of x3 gwavy, x3 gwavy, +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> You ;;w;; fowwow x3 the xDD young Prince x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, ^.^ wike :33 his +:33 iww OwO angew. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Youw :33 iww ÚwÚ angew >_> is >_> wight; >_> but UwU hope ^.^ he +:3 that :33 wooks ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me xDD wiww OwO take ;;w;; me ^-^ without uWu weighing. xDD And yet uWu in x3 some +x3 wespects, UwU I grant, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; go- UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. x3 Viwtue >_> is of UwU so +xDD wittwe regard uWu in these costermongers' times :3 that true valour >_> is +>_> tuwn'd >_> bewod; pregnancy >_> is UwU made :3 a tapster, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ quick wit +wasted uWu in ^.^ giving >w< weckonyings; aww x3 the othew ^.^ gifts appertinent to +^w^ man, >_< as x3 the malice of ÚwÚ this age >w< shapes ÚwÚ them, OwO awe nyot ^.^ wowth :3 a +:3 goosebewwy. >_> You :3 that OwO awe ;;w;; owd OwO considew nyot x3 the >w< capacities of >_> us +:3 that OwO awe ^-^ young; xDD you UwU do UwU measuwe x3 the ^.^ heat of UwU ouw livers with x3 the +uWu bittewnyess of x3 youw ^.^ gawws; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :3 that OwO awe uWu in x3 the uWu vawawd of UwU ouw +youth, ^w^ must >_> confess, OwO awe x3 wags UwU too. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Do xDD you uWu set down x3 youw xDD nyame uWu in x3 the x3 scwoww of youth, +:3 that OwO awe ÚwÚ wwitten down ;;w;; owd with aww x3 the uWu chawactews of >_> age? :3 Have +xDD you nyot :3 a moist >_< eye, :3 a xDD dwy uWu hand, :3 a >w< yewwow OwO cheek, :3 a ^-^ white UwU beawd, :3 a +decweasing ^-^ weg, >w< an increasing >w< bewwy? Is nyot x3 youw uWu voice OwO bwoken, +x3 youw wind ^.^ showt, x3 youw ^w^ chin double, x3 youw wit >_> singwe, ÚwÚ and every +ÚwÚ pawt about xDD you blasted with antiquity? xDD And xDD wiww xDD you yet caww +>_> youwsewf >_< young? OwO Fie, >_< fie, >_< fie, Sir John! +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU was bown about >w< thwee of x3 the >w< cwock uWu in x3 the +;;w;; aftewnyoon, with :3 a ^-^ white >_> head ÚwÚ and ^-^ something :3 a ;;w;; wound bewwy. For x3 my +:3 voice- UwU I uWu have wost >w< it with hawwooing ÚwÚ and >_< singing of >_< anthems. ;;w;; To +approve x3 my :33 youth further, UwU I xDD wiww not. uWu The uWu twuth ;;w;; is, UwU I ^w^ am >w< onwy ;;w;; owd +uWu in ^w^ judgment ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undewstanding; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that xDD wiww capew with ;;w;; me fow +:3 a thousand ^w^ mawks, wet ^.^ him xDD wend ;;w;; me x3 the monyey, ÚwÚ and uWu have uWu at ^.^ him. For +x3 the ^w^ box of x3 the ear :3 that x3 the Prince uWu gave :3 you- ^.^ he uWu gave >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a +wude >_< pwince, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_> took >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ sensibwe OwO wowd. UwU I uWu have ^.^ check'd +^.^ him fow uWu it; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD young wion wepents- marry, nyot uWu in >_> ashes ÚwÚ and +UwU sackcwoth, >_> but uWu in x3 nyew OwO siwk ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd :33 sack. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD Weww, ^w^ God >_> send x3 the Prince :3 a xDD bettew companyion! +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ God >_> send x3 the >_< companyion :3 a xDD bettew >w< pwince! UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 wid x3 my +^.^ hands of ^.^ him. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD Weww, x3 the ^w^ King hath sever'd OwO you. UwU I hear xDD you OwO awe +x3 going with Lord John of :3 Wancastew OwO against x3 the UwU Awchbishop ÚwÚ and x3 the +^-^ Eaww of >_< Nyowthumbewwand. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Yea; UwU I >_> thank x3 youw OwO pwetty x3 sweet wit fow :3 it. OwO But wook xDD you +pray, aww xDD you :3 that :3 kiss x3 my xDD Wady :3 Peace uWu at ^.^ home, :3 that UwU ouw awmies +^w^ join nyot uWu in :3 a :3 hot uWu day; for, ^.^ by x3 the Wowd, UwU I OwO take >_> but >w< two shiwts +x3 out with uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> mean nyot to UwU sweat ÚwÚ extwaowdinyawiwy. ;;w;; If >w< it be :3 a +:3 hot ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and UwU I bwandish ;;w;; anything >_> but :3 a >_> bottwe, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might +>_< nyevew spit ^-^ white ;;w;; again. >_> Thewe >_> is nyot :3 a uWu dangewous uWu action ^.^ can xDD peep +x3 out :33 his >_> head >_> but UwU I ^w^ am thwust ;;w;; upon :3 it. xDD Weww, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >w< wast evew; +>_> but >w< it UwU was awway yet x3 the twick of UwU ouw :3 Engwish ^-^ nyation, >_> if ;;w;; they +uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ thing, to >_< make >w< it ^w^ too :33 common. ;;w;; If OwO ye xDD wiww >_< nyeeds >_> say UwU I +^w^ am >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, xDD you >_> shouwd UwU give ;;w;; me rest. UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God x3 my xDD nyame +:3 wewe nyot UwU so tewwibwe to x3 the ;;w;; enyemy >_< as >w< it >w< is. UwU I :3 wewe xDD bettew to be +eaten to :33 death with :3 a ^w^ wust than to be scouwed to >_< nyothing with +pewpetuaw ;;w;; motion. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD Weww, be OwO honyest, be xDD honyest; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 youw +expedition! +>_> FAWSTAFF. Will x3 youw OwO wowdship xDD wend ;;w;; me :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound to furnish ;;w;; me +uWu fowth? +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a penny, nyot :3 a >_< penny; xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too ;;w;; impatient to +UwU beaw ÚwÚ cwosses. >w< Fawe xDD you well. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my xDD cousin +>_> Westmowewand. +Exeunt ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE ÚwÚ and SEWVANT +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do, fiwwip ;;w;; me with :3 a >_> thwee-man UwU beetwe. ^-^ A x3 man ^.^ can nyo +^.^ mowe separate age ÚwÚ and >_< cuvtousnyess than xDD 'a ^.^ can ÚwÚ pawt xDD young x3 wimbs +ÚwÚ and >_> wechewy; >_> but x3 the ;;w;; gout ÚwÚ gawws x3 the one, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu pox pinches x3 the +>w< othew; ÚwÚ and UwU so both x3 the >_> degwees ^w^ pwevent x3 my curses. Boy! +xDD PAGE. Sir? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What monyey >_> is uWu in x3 my :33 puwse? +xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Seven :33 gwoats ÚwÚ and >w< two :3 pence. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ can get nyo wemedy OwO against ÚwÚ this x3 consumption of x3 the +purse; bowwowing >w< onwy wingews ÚwÚ and wingews >w< it ^.^ out, >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ disease +>_> is incurable. Go UwU beaw ÚwÚ this >_> wettew to x3 my Lord of ^-^ Wancastew; ÚwÚ this +to x3 the >_< Pwince; ÚwÚ this to x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Westmowewand; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this to ;;w;; owd +Mistress Uwsuwa, ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have :33 weekwy sworn to marry xDD since UwU I +^-^ pewceiv'd x3 the xDD fiwst ^-^ white >_< haiw of x3 my chin. About uWu it; xDD you ^.^ knyow +:3 whewe to find x3 me. ;;w;; [Exit xDD PAGE] ^-^ A uWu pox of ÚwÚ this gout! or, :3 a ;;w;; gout of +ÚwÚ this xDD pox! fow x3 the one ow x3 the othew plays x3 the ;;w;; wogue with x3 my great +>_> toe. 'Tis nyo ;;w;; mattew >_> if UwU I UwU do x3 hawt; UwU I uWu have x3 the UwU waws fow x3 my :33 cowouw, +ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< pension UwU shaww xDD seem x3 the ^.^ mowe :33 weasonyabwe. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good wit xDD wiww +>_< make use of x3 anything. UwU I xDD wiww turn ^-^ diseases to :33 commodity. +uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +x3 Yowk. uWu The ^.^ AWCHBISHOP'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ^.^ AWCHBISHOP, THOMAS MOWBRAY x3 the EARL ^w^ MAWSHAW, >w< WOWD HASTINGS, +ÚwÚ and >w< WOWD ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +>_< AWCHBISHOP. ^-^ Thus uWu have xDD you heard UwU ouw cause ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyown UwU ouw uWu means; +^.^ And, x3 my UwU most x3 nyobwe OwO fwiends, UwU I pray xDD you aww +^w^ Speak x3 pwainwy x3 youw OwO opinyions of UwU ouw hopes- +xDD And ÚwÚ fiwst, Lord Marshal, >_> what >_> say xDD you to :33 it? +MOWBRAY. UwU I weww UwU awwow x3 the ;;w;; occasion of UwU ouw >w< amis; +OwO But gwadwy ^.^ wouwd be xDD bettew ^-^ satisfied +How, uWu in UwU ouw >_< means, ^.^ we >_> shouwd advance ouwsewves +;;w;; To wook with forehead bold ÚwÚ and big enough +>_> Upon x3 the powew ÚwÚ and puissance of x3 the ;;w;; King. +>_> HASTINGS. Our xDD pwesent musters gwow ;;w;; upon x3 the file +;;w;; To five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty thousand ;;w;; men of choice; +xDD And UwU ouw supplies ^w^ wive ÚwÚ wawgewy uWu in x3 the UwU hope +Of great >_> Nyowthumbewwand, x3 whose ^w^ bosom buwns +With >w< an uWu incensed fire of ^-^ injuwies. +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. uWu The ;;w;; question >w< then, Lord >w< Hastings, standeth thus: +Whethew UwU ouw xDD pwesent five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty thousand +^-^ May howd x3 up >_> head ^-^ without Northumberland? +>_> HASTINGS. With :3 him, ^.^ we may. +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Yea, marry, there's x3 the ^-^ point; +OwO But >_> if ^-^ without ^.^ him ^.^ we be xDD thought ^w^ too feebwe, +OwO My ^w^ judgment >_> is ^.^ we >_> shouwd nyot :33 step ^w^ too uWu faw +Tiww ^.^ we xDD had :33 his ^.^ assistance ^.^ by x3 the xDD hand; +For, uWu in :3 a :33 theme UwU so *hugs tightly* bwoody-fac'd >_< as uWu this, +Conjectuwe, ;;w;; expectation, ÚwÚ and ^-^ suwmise +Of aids incertain, >_> shouwd nyot be >w< admitted. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. 'Tis xDD vewy ^-^ twue, Lord Bardolph; fow ÚwÚ indeed +^.^ It UwU was xDD young Hotspur's case uWu at uWu Shwewsbuwy. +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. ^.^ It UwU was, x3 my wowd; who :3 win'd >_< himsewf with hope, +^-^ Eating x3 the ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ and promise of suppwy, +>_> Fwatt'wing >_< himsewf uWu in UwU pwoject of :3 a powew +Much smaller than x3 the xDD smawwest of :33 his thoughts; +xDD And >_> so, with great xDD imaginyation +Proper to xDD madmen, x3 wed :33 his ÚwÚ powews to UwU death, +^.^ And, uWu winking, uWu weapt x3 into ^.^ destwuction. +>_> HASTINGS. But, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, >w< it >_< nyevew yet uWu did ÚwÚ huwt +;;w;; To uWu way down wikewihoods ÚwÚ and uWu fowms of ^-^ hope. +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Yes, >_> if ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ;;w;; quawity of ^.^ waw- +:33 Indeed x3 the x3 instant xDD action, :3 a cause on ^-^ foot- +Wives UwU so uWu in hope, >_< as uWu in >w< an early ^-^ spwing +We >_> see x3 th' appearing UwU buds; which to ^-^ pwuv ^w^ fwuit +;;w;; Hope ;;w;; gives nyot UwU so much warrant, >_< as despair +:33 That frosts xDD wiww ^-^ bite OwO them. x3 When ^.^ we >_> mean to buiwd, +We xDD fiwst ;;w;; suwvey x3 the >_> pwot, xDD then dwaw x3 the uWu modew; +xDD And when ^.^ we >_> see x3 the xDD figuwe of x3 the house, +UwU Then ^.^ we ^w^ must wate x3 the >_> cost of x3 the erection; +>_< Which >_> if ^.^ we find >_> outweighs abiwity, +>_> What UwU do ^.^ we xDD then >_> but dwaw xDD anyew x3 the :33 modew +^w^ In OwO fewew ;;w;; offices, ow uWu at least desist +;;w;; To buiwd uWu at ÚwÚ aww? Much >_> mowe, uWu in ÚwÚ this great x3 wowk- +>_< Which >_> is almost to pluck :3 a ^w^ kingdom down +xDD And uWu set anyothew xDD up- >_> shouwd ^.^ we ;;w;; suwvey +uWu The :3 pwot of >_> situation ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< modew, +UwU Consent ;;w;; upon :3 a >_< suwe foundation, +x3 Question >_< suwveyows, ^.^ knyow UwU ouw UwU own estate +How able xDD such :3 a ^.^ wowk to undewgo- +;;w;; To >w< weigh OwO against :33 his ^w^ opposite; ow >_> ewse +We fortify uWu in paper ÚwÚ and uWu in ^w^ figuwes, +>_< Using x3 the nyames of ;;w;; men ^w^ instead of ÚwÚ men; +Wike one :3 that ÚwÚ dwaws x3 the :33 modew of :3 a ;;w;; house +^.^ Beyond :33 his powew to buiwd uWu it; who, half :33 thwough, +>w< Gives ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ and >w< weaves :33 his pawt-cweated >_> cost +^-^ A nyaked x3 subject to x3 the weeping :33 cwouds +xDD And uWu waste fow churlish winter's tywanny. +>_> HASTINGS. Grant :3 that UwU ouw hopes- yet ÚwÚ wikewy of >w< faiw x3 biwth- +Should be still-born, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ we nyow >_< possess'd +uWu The utmost x3 man of ;;w;; expectation, +UwU I think ^.^ we OwO awe UwU so :3 a >w< body >w< stwong UwU enyough, +Even >_< as ^.^ we awe, to equal with x3 the ;;w;; King. +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. What, >_> is x3 the ^w^ King >_> but five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty ;;w;; thousand? +>_> HASTINGS. ;;w;; To >_> us nyo mowe; x3 nyay, nyot UwU so ÚwÚ much, Lord Bardolph; +For :33 his ;;w;; divisions, >_< as x3 the times UwU do uWu bwaww, +^w^ Awe uWu in >w< thwee x3 heads: one powew OwO against x3 the Fwench, +xDD And one OwO against Glendower; ^.^ pewfowce :3 a thiwd +:3 Must OwO take x3 up >_> us. ^w^ So >_> is x3 the unfiwm ^w^ King +^w^ In >w< thwee ^.^ divided; ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< coffews >_> sound +With OwO howwow uWu puvwty ÚwÚ and emptiness. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. :33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd dwaw :33 his sevewaw strengths togethew +xDD And come OwO against >_> us uWu in full puissance +Nyeed nyot be ÚwÚ dweaded. +>_> HASTINGS. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd UwU do >_> so, +>w< He >w< weaves :33 his back unarm'd, x3 the OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and x3 Wewsh +Baying uWu at :33 his xDD heews. xDD Nyevew feaw x3 that. +>w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Who >_> is >w< it ^.^ wike >_> shouwd lead :33 his forces uWu hithew? +>_> HASTINGS. uWu The >w< Duke of :3 Wancastew ÚwÚ and Westmowewand; +^w^ Against x3 the OwO Wewsh, >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Monmouth; +OwO But who >_> is substituted OwO against x3 the OwO Fwench +UwU I uWu have nyo xDD cewtain OwO nyotice. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. Let >_> us ;;w;; on, +xDD And xDD pubwish x3 the ;;w;; occasion of UwU ouw arms. +uWu The >_> commonweawth >_> is >w< sick of uWu theiw UwU own choice; +^-^ Theiw xDD uvw-gweedy wuv hath xDD suwfeited. +^-^ An ^w^ habitation ^-^ giddy ÚwÚ and unsuwe +>_< Hath ^.^ he :3 that buildeth on x3 the uWu vuwgaw ;;w;; heawt. +x3 O xDD thou fond UwU many, with >_> what ÚwÚ woud >_< appwause +;;w;; Didst xDD thou xDD beat heaven with >_> bwessing :3 Bowingbwoke +^.^ Befowe ^.^ he UwU was >_> what xDD thou wouldst uWu have ^.^ him OwO be! +xDD And ^.^ being nyow trimm'd uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own desires, +Thou, OwO beastwy >_< feedew, awt UwU so full of ^.^ him +:33 That xDD thou pwovok'st >w< thysewf to ;;w;; cast ^.^ him :33 up. +So, >_> so, xDD thou ^w^ common dog, :33 didst xDD thou disgowge +x3 Thy ÚwÚ gwutton ^w^ bosom of x3 the royal ;;w;; Wichawd; +xDD And nyow xDD thou wouldst eat >w< thy >_< dead ^.^ vomit up, +xDD And uWu howw'st to find :3 it. >_> What :33 twust >_> is uWu in these :33 times? +^-^ They :3 that, when Richard liv'd, ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him ^-^ die +^w^ Awe nyow :33 become enyamouw'd on :33 his x3 gwave. +^.^ Thou :3 that threw'st x3 dust ;;w;; upon :33 his xDD goodwy head, +x3 When ^w^ thwough OwO pwoud ;;w;; Wondon ^.^ he ^-^ came ^-^ sighing on +>w< Aftew x3 th' :33 admiwed heels of ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, +^w^ Cwiest nyow ^w^ 'O earth, yield >_> us :3 that x3 king OwO again, +xDD And OwO take xDD thou xDD this!' x3 O >_< thoughts of ;;w;; men accuws'd! +^w^ Past ÚwÚ and to come ;;w;; seems OwO best; ^.^ things ÚwÚ pwesent, x3 wowst. +MOWBRAY. Shall ^.^ we OwO go dwaw UwU ouw OwO nyumbews, ÚwÚ and uWu set ^-^ on? +>_> HASTINGS. We OwO awe ÚwÚ time's xDD subjects, ÚwÚ and time UwU bids be ;;w;; gonye. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew >_< HOSTESS with >w< two OwO officews, >w< FANG ÚwÚ and xDD SNyAWE + +HOSTESS. >_< Mastew Fang, uWu have xDD you ^w^ ent'wed x3 the uWu action? +>_< FANG. ^.^ It >_> is ent'red. +HOSTESS. :3 Whewe's x3 youw x3 yeoman? ^-^ Is't :3 a ÚwÚ wusty x3 yeoman? Will xDD 'a stand +ÚwÚ to't? +>_< FANG. Siwwah, where's Snare? +HOSTESS. x3 O Wowd, :3 ay! ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew ;;w;; Snyawe. +>w< SNyAWE. Here, hewe. +>_< FANG. Snyawe, ^.^ we ^w^ must ;;w;; awwest Sir John >w< Fawstaff. +HOSTESS. Yea, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew OwO Snyawe; UwU I uWu have ^w^ ent'wed ^.^ him ÚwÚ and all. +>w< SNyAWE. ^.^ It OwO may chance >_> cost x3 some of UwU ouw lives, fow ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU stab. +HOSTESS. Awas x3 the ^.^ day! OwO take :3 heed of him; ^.^ he stabb'd ;;w;; me uWu in >_< minye UwU own +house, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU most beastwy. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, xDD 'a ÚwÚ cawes nyot >_> what +^-^ mischief ^.^ he >w< does, >_> if :33 his :33 weapon be out; ^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ foin ^.^ wike xDD any +>_< deviw; ^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ spawe :3 nyeithew ^w^ man, ^w^ woman, nor :33 chiwd. +>_< FANG. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can ^-^ cwose with :3 him, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow :33 his >_< thwust. +HOSTESS. :3 Nyo, nor UwU I UwU nyeithew; I'll be uWu at x3 youw :33 ewbow. +>_< FANG. ^-^ An UwU I >_> but >_< fist ^.^ him once; >w< an xDD 'a come >_> but within x3 my vice! +HOSTESS. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ undonye ^.^ by :33 his ;;w;; going; UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, uWu he's >w< an +infinitive ^.^ thing ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< scowe. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Fang, howd ^.^ him >_> suwe. +^-^ Good >_< Mastew Snyawe, wet ^.^ him nyot scape. >_> 'A x3 comes continyuantwy to +uWu Pie-cownyew- OwO saving x3 youw :33 manhoods- to UwU buy :3 a ^w^ saddwe; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is +x3 indited to dinner to x3 the uWu Wubbew's Head uWu in ;;w;; Wumbewt x3 Stweet, to +>_< Mastew ^-^ Smooth's x3 the >_> siwkman. UwU I pray UwU you, xDD since x3 my UwU exion >_> is +ent'wed, ÚwÚ and x3 my case UwU so OwO openwy ÚwÚ knyown to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, wet ^.^ him be +^.^ bwought uWu in to :33 his answer. ^-^ A :3 hundwed mark >_> is :3 a ^-^ wong one fow :3 a poor +^-^ wonye OwO woman to bear; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have bownye, ÚwÚ and bownye, ÚwÚ and bownye; ÚwÚ and +uWu have :33 been :33 fubb'd ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and :33 fubb'd ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and :33 fubb'd ^w^ off, from ÚwÚ this +day to :3 that ^-^ day, :3 that >w< it >_> is :3 a ^-^ shame to be xDD thought :3 on. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo +honesty uWu in xDD such dealing; ^w^ unwess :3 a OwO woman >_> shouwd be UwU made >w< an >w< ass ÚwÚ and +:3 a ^.^ beast, to UwU beaw every knave's wrong. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF, PAGE, ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +Yondew ^.^ he ;;w;; comes; ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu awwant malmsey-nose ^-^ knyave, xDD Bawdowph, +with ^.^ him. Do x3 youw ;;w;; offices, UwU do x3 youw ;;w;; offices, >_< Mastew uWu Fang ÚwÚ and +>_< Mastew OwO Snyawe; UwU do uWu me, UwU do uWu me, UwU do ;;w;; me x3 youw x3 offices. +>_> FAWSTAFF. How >_< nyow! x3 whose mare's dead? x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +>_< FANG. Sir John, UwU I ;;w;; awwest xDD you uWu at x3 the >_> suit of Mistress Quickwy. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :33 Away, >_> vawwets! ^.^ Dwaw, ^.^ Bawdowph. Cut ;;w;; me x3 off x3 the :3 viwwian's +>_> head. Throw x3 the ^-^ quean uWu in x3 the :3 channyew. +HOSTESS. Throw ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ;;w;; channyew! I'll ^-^ thwow uWu thee uWu in x3 the :3 channyew. +;;w;; Wiwt thou? wiwt thou? xDD thou bastawdwy UwU wogue! ^.^ Muwdew, uWu muwdew! xDD Ah, +xDD thou xDD honyeysuckwe :33 viwwain! wiwt xDD thou OwO kiww >_> God's ^w^ officews ÚwÚ and x3 the +xDD King's? xDD Ah, xDD thou :33 honyey-seed UwU wogue! xDD thou awt :3 a UwU honyey-seed; :3 a +man-queller ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU woman-quewwew. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Keep them ^w^ off, ^.^ Bawdowph. +>_< FANG. ^-^ A wescue! :3 a wescue! +HOSTESS. ^-^ Good >_> peopwe, ;;w;; bwing :3 a OwO wescue ow UwU two. ^.^ Thou UwU wot, uWu wot ^w^ thou! +xDD thou UwU wot, uWu wot ta? UwU Do, UwU do, xDD thou UwU wogue! UwU do, xDD thou hemp-seed! +xDD PAGE. :33 Away, xDD you scullion! xDD you x3 wampawwian! xDD you :33 fustiwawian! +I'll tickwe x3 youw >_< catastwophe. + +Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; men + +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? ^w^ Keep x3 the uWu peace UwU hewe, ho! +HOSTESS. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, be ÚwÚ good to x3 me. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, stand to x3 me. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. How now, Sir John! x3 what, OwO awe xDD you brawling hewe? +^-^ Doth ÚwÚ this :33 become x3 youw pwace, x3 youw time, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; businyess? +>_> You >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been weww on x3 youw uWu way to x3 Yowk. +;;w;; Stand from :3 him, fellow; ^-^ whewefowe x3 hang'st xDD thou ;;w;; upon him? +HOSTESS. x3 O OwO My UwU most worshipful uWu wowd, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a +poor ^.^ widow of Eastcheap, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is awwested uWu at x3 my OwO suit. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. For >_> what ÚwÚ sum? +HOSTESS. ^.^ It >_> is ^.^ mowe than fow some, x3 my wowd; >w< it >_> is fow ;;w;; aww- aww UwU I +:3 have. >w< He hath eaten ;;w;; me x3 out of ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ home; ^.^ he hath put aww x3 my +ÚwÚ substance x3 into :3 that :33 fat bewwy of ÚwÚ his. OwO But UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 some of >w< it +x3 out OwO again, ow UwU I xDD wiww uWu wide uWu thee :3 a :33 nyights ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; mawe. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I think UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^.^ wike to uWu wide x3 the mare, >_> if UwU I uWu have xDD any +;;w;; vantage of x3 gwound to get :33 up. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. How x3 comes uWu this, Sir ^w^ John? uWu Fie! >_> What x3 man of ÚwÚ good +xDD tempew ^.^ wouwd OwO enduwe ÚwÚ this UwU tempest of ÚwÚ excwamation? ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot +OwO ashamed to enforce :3 a poor ^.^ widow to UwU so OwO wough :3 a course to come ^.^ by +her >w< own? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What >_> is x3 the gwoss >w< sum :3 that UwU I >_> owe thee? +HOSTESS. OwO Mawwy, >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and x3 the monyey +UwU too. ^.^ Thou :33 didst >_< sweaw to ;;w;; me ;;w;; upon :3 a pawcew-giwt :3 gobwet, :3 sitting uWu in +x3 my Dowphin chamber, uWu at x3 the ;;w;; wound ^-^ tabwe, ^.^ by :3 a >_> sea-coaw ^w^ fiwe, ;;w;; upon +>w< Wednyesday uWu in ÚwÚ Wheeson ;;w;; week, when x3 the Prince broke >w< thy >_> head fow +UwU wiking :33 his >w< fathew to singing-man of Windsow- xDD thou :33 didst >_< sweaw to +;;w;; me >w< then, >_< as UwU I UwU was washing >w< thy ^-^ wound, to marry ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_< make ;;w;; me x3 my +uWu wady >w< thy x3 wife. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou UwU deny :33 it? Did nyot OwO goodwife >_> Keech, x3 the +^w^ butchew's :3 wife, come uWu in xDD then ÚwÚ and caww ;;w;; me ^.^ gossip Quickwy? OwO Coming +uWu in to :3 bowwow :3 a UwU mess of OwO vinyegaw, :3 tewwing >_> us ^.^ she xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ dish of +OwO pwawns, wheweby xDD thou :33 didst ^.^ desiwe to eat some, wheweby UwU I told +uWu thee ;;w;; they :3 wewe :33 iww fow green wound? xDD And :33 didst xDD thou >_> nyot, when ^.^ she +UwU was >_> gonye down staiws, ^.^ desiwe ;;w;; me to be nyo ^.^ mowe UwU so :3 famiwiawity with +xDD such poor >_> peopwe, :3 saying :3 that ere ^-^ wong ;;w;; they >_> shouwd caww ;;w;; me :33 madam? +xDD And :33 didst xDD thou nyot :3 kiss uWu me, ÚwÚ and bid ;;w;; me :3 fetch x3 the ;;w;; thiwty +OwO shiwwings? UwU I put uWu thee nyow to >w< thy uWu book-oath. >w< Deny :33 it, >_> if xDD thou +>_> canst. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a poor ^-^ mad x3 souw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; says x3 up ÚwÚ and +down x3 the :33 town :3 that her eldest >_< son >_> is ^.^ wike OwO you. :33 She hath :33 been uWu in +ÚwÚ good case, x3 and, x3 the uWu twuth ;;w;; is, uWu puvwty hath distracted her. OwO But +fow these >_< foowish OwO officews, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you UwU I OwO may uWu have xDD wedwess +OwO against OwO them. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John, Sir John, UwU I ^w^ am weww >_> acquainted with x3 youw +^w^ mannyew of ^.^ wwenching x3 the true cause x3 the UwU fawse >_> way. ^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 a +xDD confident >_> bwow, nor x3 the :33 thwong of wowds :3 that come with xDD such ^.^ mowe +than ^w^ impudent saucinyess from UwU you, ^.^ can thwust ;;w;; me from :3 a ^w^ wevew +UwU considewation. >_> You have, >_< as >w< it >_> appeaws to uWu me, ÚwÚ pwactis'd ;;w;; upon x3 the +^w^ easy yiewding ^w^ spiwit of ÚwÚ this ^w^ woman, ÚwÚ and UwU made her serve x3 youw x3 uses +both uWu in >_< puwse ÚwÚ and uWu in person. +HOSTESS. Yea, uWu in truth, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, peace. xDD Pay her x3 the >_> debt xDD you >_> owe hew, ÚwÚ and +unpay x3 the xDD viwwainy xDD you uWu have donye with >w< hew; x3 the one xDD you OwO may UwU do +with sterling monyey, ÚwÚ and x3 the othew with :3 cuwwent repentance. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^w^ undewgo ÚwÚ this sneap ^-^ without wepwy. >_> You +caww ^.^ honyouwabwe boldness ^w^ impudent :3 saucinyess; >_> if :3 a x3 man xDD wiww >_< make +:3 cuwtsy ÚwÚ and >_> say uWu nyothing, ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ viwtuous. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my humble +>_> duty rememb'red, UwU I xDD wiww nyot be x3 youw >w< suitow. UwU I >_> say to xDD you UwU I UwU do +^.^ desiwe dewivewance from these OwO officews, ^.^ being ;;w;; upon >_> hasty +>w< empwoyment uWu in x3 the >_< King's x3 affaiws. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> You speak >_< as xDD having powew to UwU do >_> wwong; >_> but answew uWu in +x3 th' ^w^ effect of x3 youw weputation, ÚwÚ and satisfy x3 the poor uWu woman. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Come hithew, hostess. + +Entew >_< GOWEW + +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> Nyow, >_< Mastew ^w^ Gowew, >_> what nyews? +GOWEW. uWu The OwO King, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Hawwy Prince of >_> Wawes +^w^ Awe nyeaw uWu at >w< hand. uWu The xDD west x3 the paper tells. xDD [Gives :3 a >_> wettew] +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentleman! +HOSTESS. Faith, xDD you uWu said UwU so befowe. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentleman! ^.^ Come, nyo ^.^ mowe wowds of :3 it. +HOSTESS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ heavenwy x3 gwound UwU I ;;w;; twead ;;w;; on, UwU I ^w^ must be >_> fain to ^.^ pawn +both x3 my pwate ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; tapestwy of x3 my ;;w;; dinying-chambews. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Gwasses, :33 gwasses, >_> is x3 the >w< onwy drinking; ÚwÚ and fow >w< thy +walls, :3 a OwO pwetty :3 swight ^-^ dwowwewy, ow x3 the ^-^ stowy of x3 the :3 Pwodigaw, ow +x3 the >_< Gewman :3 hunting, uWu in ^.^ watew-wowk, >_> is ^.^ wowth :3 a thousand of these +>_< bed-hangews ÚwÚ and these fly-bitten :33 tapestwies. Let >w< it be ;;w;; ten ^.^ pound, +>_> if xDD thou >_> canst. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe nyot fow >w< thy >_< humouws, there's nyot +:3 a xDD bettew OwO wench uWu in ^w^ Engwand. ^w^ Go, >_< wash >w< thy >w< face, ÚwÚ and dwaw x3 the +OwO action. ^.^ Come, xDD thou ^w^ must nyot be uWu in ÚwÚ this humouw with OwO me; dost nyot +^.^ knyow me? ^.^ Come, come, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou >w< wast uWu set on to UwU this. +HOSTESS. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, Sir John, wet >w< it be >_> but ÚwÚ twenty x3 nyobwes; +:33 i' ^w^ faith, UwU I ^w^ am loath to ^.^ pawn x3 my ;;w;; pwate, UwU so ^w^ God :3 save uWu me, :33 wa! +>_> FAWSTAFF. Let >w< it ^.^ awonye; I'll >_< make othew >_> shift. You'll be :3 a >w< foow +xDD stiww. +HOSTESS. xDD Weww, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have :33 it, ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ pawn x3 my xDD gown. +UwU I UwU hope you'ww come to x3 suppew. you'ww x3 pay ;;w;; me aww :33 togethew? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Will UwU I >_> wive? :33 [To ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] ^w^ Go, with hew, with >w< hew; ÚwÚ hook +;;w;; on, ÚwÚ hook :3 on. +HOSTESS. Will xDD you uWu have OwO Doww >_< Teawsheet :3 meet xDD you uWu at supper? +>_> FAWSTAFF. No ^.^ mowe words; >_> wet's uWu have her. +Exeunt ;;w;; HOSTESS, uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I uWu have heard xDD bettew ;;w;; nyews. +>_> FAWSTAFF. x3 What's x3 the news, x3 my xDD wowd? +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Whewe uWu way x3 the ^w^ King :3 to-nyight? +GOWEW. At >w< Basingstoke, x3 my OwO wowd. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I hope, x3 my uWu wowd, aww's well. >_> What >_> is x3 the news, x3 my xDD wowd? +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. :3 Come aww :33 his forces back? +GOWEW. No; >_< fifteen :3 hundwed xDD foot, five :3 hundwed horse, +^w^ Awe :3 mawch'd x3 up to x3 my Lord of Lancaster, +^w^ Against ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand ÚwÚ and x3 the Archbishop. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU Comes x3 the ^w^ King back from ÚwÚ Wawes, x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD wowd? +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 wettews of ;;w;; me presently. +^.^ Come, OwO go :3 awong with uWu me, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew Gower. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My ^.^ wowd! +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew ^w^ Gowew, UwU shaww UwU I entweat xDD you with ;;w;; me to dinner? +GOWEW. UwU I ^w^ must wait ;;w;; upon x3 my ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd UwU hewe, UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good Sir +OwO John. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John, xDD you woitew OwO hewe ^w^ too long, ^.^ being xDD you OwO awe to +OwO take ^-^ sowdiews x3 up uWu in counties >_< as xDD you ÚwÚ go. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Will xDD you UwU sup with uWu me, >_< Mastew UwU Gowew? +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> What >_< foowish >_< mastew ÚwÚ taught xDD you these :3 mannyews, Sir +^w^ John? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew ^w^ Gowew, >_> if ;;w;; they :33 become ;;w;; me >_> nyot, ^.^ he UwU was :3 a >w< foow :3 that +ÚwÚ taught them x3 me. This >_> is x3 the >w< wight ^.^ fencing gwace, x3 my wowd; tap fow +UwU tap, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ pawt >_< faiw. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> Nyow, x3 the Lord >_> wighten uWu thee! ^.^ Thou awt :3 a great xDD foow. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OwO Wondon. ÚwÚ Anyothew :3 stweet + +Entew PWINCE OwO HENWY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ POINS + +>w< PWINCE. ^.^ Befowe :33 God, UwU I ^w^ am :33 exceeding weawy. +>w< POINS. ^-^ Is't come to ^-^ that? UwU I xDD had xDD thought weariness x3 duwst nyot uWu have +>_< attach'd one of UwU so xDD high blood. +>w< PWINCE. Faith, >w< it does OwO me; ^w^ though >w< it >w< discowouws x3 the >_< compwexion of +x3 my :33 gweatnyess to :3 acknyowwedge :3 it. ^-^ Doth >w< it nyot x3 show uWu viwewy uWu in ;;w;; me to +^.^ desiwe UwU smaww >_> beew? +>w< POINS. Why, :3 a >_> pwince >_> shouwd nyot be UwU so >_< woosewy xDD studied >_< as to +remember UwU so xDD weak :3 a composition. +>w< PWINCE. ÚwÚ Bewike xDD then x3 my xDD appetite UwU was ÚwÚ nyot-pwincewy xDD got; for, ^.^ by x3 my +troth, UwU I UwU do nyow remember x3 the poor x3 cweatuwe, UwU smaww beew. OwO But +ÚwÚ indeed these humble ;;w;; considewations >_< make ;;w;; me x3 out of wuv with x3 my +gweatnyess. >_> What :3 a xDD disgwace >_> is >w< it to ;;w;; me to remember >w< thy :33 nyame, ow +to ^.^ knyow >w< thy OwO face ^.^ to-mowwow, ow to OwO take ^-^ nyote >w< how UwU many :33 paiw of OwO siwk +;;w;; stockings xDD thou ^-^ hast- xDD viz., OwO these, ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 that :3 wewe >w< thy +>_< peach-cowouw'd ;;w;; onyes- ow to UwU beaw x3 the >_< inventowy of >w< thy shirts- as, +one fow superfluity, ÚwÚ and anyothew fow ÚwÚ use! OwO But :3 that x3 the +^.^ tennyis-couwt-keepew xDD knyows xDD bettew than x3 I; fow >w< it >_> is :3 a wow ebb of +linen with uWu thee when xDD thou x3 keepest nyot racket uWu thewe; >_< as xDD thou x3 hast +nyot donye :3 a great while, uWu because x3 the xDD west of >w< thy wow countwies +uWu have UwU made :3 a OwO shift to eat x3 up >w< thy howwand. xDD And ^w^ God xDD knyows >w< whethew +UwU those :3 that UwU baww x3 out of x3 the ruins of >w< thy linen UwU shaww x3 inhewit :33 his +>_< kingdom; >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ midwives >_> say x3 the x3 chiwdwen OwO awe nyot uWu in x3 the fauwt; +whereupon x3 the wowwd ^.^ incweases, ÚwÚ and kindreds OwO awe >w< mightiwy +strengthened. +>w< POINS. How :33 iww >w< it fowwows, ÚwÚ aftew xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ wabouwed UwU so hawd, xDD you +>_> shouwd tawk UwU so idly! Teww uWu me, >w< how UwU many ÚwÚ good xDD young pwinces ^.^ wouwd +UwU do >_> so, uWu theiw uWu fathews ^.^ being UwU so >w< sick >_< as >_> youws uWu at ÚwÚ this time :33 is? +>w< PWINCE. Shall UwU I tell uWu thee one ÚwÚ thing, Poins? +>w< POINS. Yes, xDD faith; ÚwÚ and wet >w< it be >w< an :3 excewwent ÚwÚ good >_> thing. +>w< PWINCE. ^.^ It UwU shaww serve ^-^ among :33 wits of nyo :3 highew xDD bweeding than ÚwÚ thinye. +>w< POINS. Go >w< to; UwU I stand x3 the :3 push of x3 youw one ^.^ thing :3 that xDD you xDD wiww tell. -:33 PWINCE. x3 Mawwy, I tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet UwU that I shouwd >w< be sad, :3 nyow -my fathew :3 is uWu sick; :3 awbeit I :33 couwd tell ^-^ to ^w^ thee- as ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^.^ it -pweases uWu me, uWu fow fauwt >_> of :3 a :3 bettew, ^-^ to caww my xDD fwiend- I :33 couwd >w< be ->_> sad ÚwÚ and >_> sad >_< indeed ^w^ too. -POINS. Very hardly x3 upon such :3 a ^w^ subject. -:33 PWINCE. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, :3 thou xDD thinkest me as :3 faw in OwO the devil's book -as :3 thou ÚwÚ and :3 Fawstaff uWu fow x3 obduwacy ÚwÚ and ^-^ pewsistency: let OwO the ^-^ end -twy OwO the xDD man. But I tell ÚwÚ thee my OwO heawt >_> bweeds xDD inwawdwy UwU that my -fathew :3 is OwO so uWu sick; ÚwÚ and UwU keeping such :3 viwe >_> company as :3 thou art ;;w;; hath -in reason :3 taken ^-^ fwom me >w< aww >_> ostentation >_> of sorrow. -POINS. The weason? -:33 PWINCE. What wouldst :3 thou ÚwÚ think >_> of me ^-^ if I shouwd xDD weep? -POINS. I would ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU most >_< pwincewy hypocwite. -:33 PWINCE. ^w^ It would >w< be every ÚwÚ man's thought; ÚwÚ and :3 thou art :3 a bwessed -:3 fewwow ^-^ to ÚwÚ think as every man >_< thinks. uWu Nyevew :3 a ÚwÚ man's ^w^ thought in OwO the -x3 wowwd >_< keeps OwO the woad-way better than >w< thinye. uWu Evewy man would ÚwÚ think -me OwO an hypocrite :3 indeed. And what >_< accites >_> youw UwU most x3 wowshipfuw -^w^ thought ^-^ to ÚwÚ think so? -POINS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ because you ^.^ have >_< been OwO so :3 wewd ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< much ^w^ engwaffed ^-^ to -:33 Fawstaff. -:33 PWINCE. And ^-^ to thee. -POINS. By :3 this >_< wight, I x3 am ;;w;; weww xDD spoke OwO on; I can hear ^.^ it with >_< minye ->_> own x3 eaws. The wowst UwU that uWu they can uWu say >_> of me :3 is UwU that I x3 am :3 a uWu second -bwothew ÚwÚ and UwU that I x3 am :3 a pwopew :3 fewwow >_> of my OwO hands; ÚwÚ and x3 those two -OwO things, I uWu confess, I cannyot uWu hewp. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, here comes -uWu Bawdowph. - -x3 Entew BAWDOWPH ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE - -:33 PWINCE. And OwO the :3 boy UwU that I >_> gave :33 Fawstaff. 'A xDD had him ^-^ fwom me -Chwistian; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ^-^ if OwO the UwU fat villain ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :33 twansfowm'd him -ape. -:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 God :33 save >_> youw Grace! -:33 PWINCE. And xDD youws, UwU most x3 nyobwe ^.^ Bawdowph! -POINS. ^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ viwtuous ass, you bashful fool, >w< must you >w< be -bwushing? >w< Whewefowe x3 bwush you ^w^ nyow? What :3 a OwO maidenwy x3 man-at-awms -awe you become! :3 Is't such :3 a matter ^-^ to >_< get :3 a >_< pottwe-pot's +>w< PWINCE. OwO Mawwy, UwU I tell uWu thee >w< it >_> is nyot :3 meet :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd be :3 sad, nyow +x3 my >w< fathew >_> is xDD sick; OwO awbeit UwU I couwd tell to ;;w;; thee- >_< as to one >w< it +x3 pweases uWu me, fow ;;w;; fauwt of :3 a better, to caww x3 my >_< fwiend- UwU I couwd be +>_> sad ÚwÚ and >_> sad ÚwÚ indeed UwU too. +>w< POINS. Very hardly ;;w;; upon xDD such :3 a xDD subject. +>w< PWINCE. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, xDD thou >_> thinkest ;;w;; me >_< as uWu faw uWu in x3 the >_> deviw's ^w^ book +>_< as xDD thou ÚwÚ and Falstaff fow obduracy ÚwÚ and persistency: wet x3 the >w< end +>_> twy x3 the man. OwO But UwU I tell uWu thee x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ bweeds >w< inwawdwy :3 that x3 my +>w< fathew >_> is UwU so xDD sick; ÚwÚ and ^w^ keeping xDD such ^-^ viwe >_< company >_< as xDD thou awt hath +uWu in reason :33 taken from ;;w;; me aww ^.^ ostentation of ;;w;; sowwow. +>w< POINS. uWu The uWu weason? +>w< PWINCE. >_> What wouldst xDD thou think of ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ weep? +>w< POINS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd think uWu thee :3 a UwU most princely ÚwÚ hypocwite. +>w< PWINCE. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd be every :33 man's thought; ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt :3 a blessed +fewwow to think >_< as every x3 man thinks. xDD Nyevew :3 a :33 man's xDD thought uWu in x3 the +wowwd keeps x3 the ÚwÚ woad-way xDD bettew than ÚwÚ thinye. Evewy x3 man ^.^ wouwd think +;;w;; me >w< an hypocrite indeed. xDD And >_> what >_> accites x3 youw UwU most worshipful +xDD thought to think so? +>w< POINS. Why, uWu because xDD you uWu have :33 been UwU so x3 wewd ÚwÚ and UwU so much engraffed to +>w< Fawstaff. +>w< PWINCE. xDD And to thee. +>w< POINS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, UwU I ^w^ am weww ^-^ spoke xDD on; UwU I ^.^ can hear >w< it with >_< minye +UwU own ears. uWu The worst :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ can >_> say of ;;w;; me >_> is :3 that UwU I ^w^ am :3 a second +ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU I ^w^ am :3 a OwO pwopew fewwow of x3 my hands; ÚwÚ and UwU those >w< two +:3 things, UwU I >_> confess, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; hewp. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, OwO hewe x3 comes +^.^ Bawdowph. + +Entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE + +>w< PWINCE. xDD And x3 the ;;w;; boy :3 that UwU I uWu gave >w< Fawstaff. >_> 'A xDD had ^.^ him from ;;w;; me +xDD Chwistian; ÚwÚ and wook >_> if x3 the :33 fat viwwain uWu have nyot ^.^ twansfowm'd ^.^ him +x3 ape. +BARDOLPH. ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Grace! +>w< PWINCE. xDD And >_< youws, UwU most x3 nyobwe Bawdowph! +>w< POINS. ^.^ Come, xDD you virtuous ass, xDD you ^-^ bashfuw x3 foow, ^w^ must xDD you be +^-^ bwushing? ÚwÚ Whewefowe bwush xDD you ^.^ nyow? >_> What :3 a maidenly man-at-arms +OwO awe xDD you ^w^ become! ^-^ Is't xDD such :3 a ;;w;; mattew to get :3 a pottle-pot's maidenhead? -UwU PAGE. 'A calls me uWu e'en nyow, my lord, OwO thwough :3 a wed ÚwÚ wattice, ÚwÚ and I -:33 couwd discewn nyo part >_> of his ;;w;; face ^-^ fwom OwO the window. ^.^ At last I -spied his ^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and methought ^.^ he xDD had :3 made two >_> howes in OwO the -:33 awewife's OwO nyew >w< petticoat, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< peep'd UwU thwough. -:33 PWINCE. xDD Has ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 boy uWu pwofited? -:33 BAWDOWPH. Away, you whoreson UwU upwight wabbit, >w< away! -UwU PAGE. Away, you UwU wascawwy ;;w;; Awthaea's dweam, >w< away! -:33 PWINCE. Instwuct >w< us, >w< boy; what dweam, x3 boy? -UwU PAGE. x3 Mawwy, my lord, ^-^ Awthaea dreamt ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU dewivewed >_> of :3 a ->_< fiwebwand; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I caww him xDD hew ^-^ dweam. -:33 PWINCE. OwO A x3 cwown's wowth >_> of good :33 intewpwetation. Thewe ^.^ 'tis, ÚwÚ boy. -[Giving :3 a ^.^ cwown] -POINS. :3 O UwU that :3 this >w< bwossom :33 couwd >w< be ^-^ kept ^-^ fwom ;;w;; cankews! -Weww, there :3 is :3 sixpence ^-^ to OwO pwesewve thee. -:33 BAWDOWPH. An you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ make him >w< be ;;w;; hang'd UwU among you, OwO the >_> gawwows -uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ wwong. -:33 PWINCE. And how doth >w< thy :3 mastew, Bardolph? -:33 BAWDOWPH. Weww, my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ He heard >_> of >_> youw Gwace's UwU coming ^-^ to town. -There's :3 a letter uWu fow you. -POINS. ;;w;; Dewivew'd with good :33 wespect. And how doth OwO the >_< mawtwemas, ->_> youw ^.^ mastew? -:33 BAWDOWPH. UwU In ;;w;; bodiwy ^.^ heawth, sir. -POINS. x3 Mawwy, OwO the immortal part ^.^ nyeeds :3 a x3 physician; uWu but UwU that muvs -^.^ nyot >_> him. ^-^ Though UwU that >w< be >_< sick, ^.^ it >_> dies not. -:33 PWINCE. I ^-^ do awwow :3 this ;;w;; weww ^-^ to >w< be as ÚwÚ famiwiaw with me as my ^.^ dog; -ÚwÚ and ^.^ he howds his place, uWu fow ÚwÚ wook you how ^.^ he >w< wwites. -POINS. ^-^ [Weads] >_< 'John Falstaff, knyight'- uWu Evewy man >w< must xDD knyow UwU that -as ^w^ oft as ^.^ he >_> has >w< occasion ^-^ to name himself, x3 even >_< wike x3 those UwU that -awe uWu kin ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; uWu fow uWu they never :3 pwick theiw fingew uWu but uWu they -uWu say :33 'Thewe's >w< some >_> of OwO the King's UwU bwood ;;w;; spiwt.' :33 'How comes ^-^ that?' -:33 says ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ takes x3 upon him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to conceive. The ÚwÚ answew :3 is as -ready as :3 a bowwowew's uWu cap: OwO 'I x3 am OwO the King's UwU poow uWu cousin, >_> siw.' -:33 PWINCE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu they uWu wiww >w< be uWu kin ^-^ to >w< us, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch ^.^ it ^-^ fwom -UwU Japhet. But OwO the wettew: ^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Siw uWu John Falstaff, :3 knyight, ^-^ to -OwO the :3 son >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu nyeawest his fathew, Hawwy Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, ->_> gweeting.' -POINS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :3 a UwU cewtificate. -:33 PWINCE. UwU Peace! ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I uWu wiww imitate OwO the honyouwabwe Womans in -brevity.'- -POINS. ÚwÚ He ^w^ suwe :3 means >_> bwevity in breath, showt-winded. -:33 PWINCE. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to ^.^ thee, I ÚwÚ commend ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and I -xDD weave thee. Be ^.^ nyot xDD too ÚwÚ famiwiaw with :33 Poins; uWu fow ^.^ he >_> misuses >w< thy -favouws OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ he >_< sweaws :3 thou art ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy his ^-^ sistew Nyeww. -Repent at :33 idwe xDD times as :3 thou mayst, ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. -Thine, uWu by OwO yea ÚwÚ and OwO nyo- ;;w;; which :3 is as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say as -:3 thou usest x3 him- uWu JACK ^-^ FAWSTAFF with my ÚwÚ famiwiaws, ->w< JOHN with my bwothews ÚwÚ and sisters, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN with ->w< aww >w< Euwope.' -POINS. UwU My lord, I'll ÚwÚ steep :3 this letter in sack ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him xDD eat it. -:33 PWINCE. ^.^ That's ^-^ to ^-^ make him xDD eat twenty >_> of his wowds. But ^-^ do you ;;w;; use -me thus, Ned? Must I ÚwÚ mawwy >_> youw ^w^ sistew? -POINS. :3 God ^-^ send OwO the wench nyo >_< wowse xDD fowtunye! But I never ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. -:33 PWINCE. Weww, ;;w;; thus ^-^ we xDD pway OwO the fools with OwO the UwU time, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu spiwits ->_> of OwO the xDD wise ^-^ sit in OwO the clouds ÚwÚ and xDD mock ÚwÚ us. ^-^ Is >_> youw ^w^ mastew here in -Wondon? -:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, my :33 wowd. -:33 PWINCE. :3 Whewe uWu sups x3 he? ^-^ Doth OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ boaw :33 feed in OwO the ^.^ owd :33 fwank? -:33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ At OwO the ^.^ owd place, my lord, in Eastcheap. -:33 PWINCE. What xDD company? -UwU PAGE. uWu Ephesians, my lord, >_> of OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ chuwch. -:33 PWINCE. ÚwÚ Sup ^-^ any >w< women with OwO him? -UwU PAGE. None, my lord, uWu but ^.^ owd ^w^ Mistwess uWu Quickwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess x3 Doww -:3 Teawsheet. -:33 PWINCE. What OwO pagan ^-^ may UwU that x3 be? -UwU PAGE. OwO A pwopew ^-^ gentwewoman, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< kinswoman >_> of my ÚwÚ mastew's. -:33 PWINCE. >_< Even such uWu kin as OwO the OwO pawish ^.^ heifews awe ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ town uWu buww. -:33 Shaww ^-^ we >_< steaw x3 upon ;;w;; them, ^-^ Nyed, at uWu suppew? -POINS. I x3 am >_> youw uWu shadow, my ^w^ wowd; I'll follow you. -:33 PWINCE. Sirrah, you OwO boy, ÚwÚ and Bardolph, nyo >_> wowd ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ mastew UwU that -I x3 am ÚwÚ yet come ^-^ to town. There's uWu fow >_> youw silence. -:33 BAWDOWPH. I ^.^ have nyo tongue, sir. -UwU PAGE. And uWu fow ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww :33 guvwn it. -:33 PWINCE. Fawe you ;;w;; weww; ^.^ go. >_< Exeunt BAWDOWPH ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE -:3 This x3 Doww >_< Teawsheet shouwd >w< be >w< some road. -POINS. I ;;w;; wawwant you, as ^w^ common as OwO the uWu way :3 between x3 Saint UwU Awbans ÚwÚ and -Wondon. -:33 PWINCE. OwO How UwU might ^-^ we UwU see :3 Fawstaff bestow ^-^ himsewf ^.^ to-nyight in his -OwO twue uWu cowouws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu ouwsewves >w< be OwO seen? -POINS. x3 Put uWu on two leathern jerkins ÚwÚ and uWu apwons, ÚwÚ and OwO wait x3 upon him at -his ^-^ tabwe as ÚwÚ dwawews. -:33 PWINCE. From :3 a god ^-^ to :3 a bull? OwO A :33 heavy uWu descension! ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Juv's -^.^ case. From :3 a pwince ^-^ to :3 a pwentice? OwO A low transformation! :33 That -uWu shaww >w< be mine; uWu fow in OwO evewything OwO the OwO puwpose >w< must ^.^ weigh with OwO the -fowwy. Follow uWu me, Ned. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -xDD Wawkwowth. Before OwO the castle - -x3 Entew >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, LADY >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ÚwÚ and LADY x3 PEWCY - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. I pray ^.^ thee, :33 woving xDD wife, ÚwÚ and gentwe >_> daughtew, ->w< Give x3 even uWu way x3 unto my xDD wough affairs; -x3 Put ^.^ nyot you uWu on OwO the >_> visage >_> of OwO the xDD times -And ^.^ be, >_< wike ;;w;; them, ^-^ to ;;w;; Pewcy x3 twoubwesome. -LADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. I ^.^ have >w< given over, I uWu wiww speak nyo more. -Do what you wiww; >_> youw OwO wisdom >w< be >_> youw guide. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Awas, ^w^ sweet xDD wife, my uWu honyouw :3 is at pawn; -And uWu but my ^-^ going nyothing can ^w^ wedeem it. -LADY >_> PEWCY. :33 O, >_> yet, uWu fow God's UwU sake, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ these waws! -The UwU time OwO was, fathew, UwU that you x3 bwoke >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, -When you ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe xDD endeaw'd ^-^ to ^.^ it than UwU nyow; -When >_> youw >_> own :3 Pewcy, when my ^w^ heawt's dear ÚwÚ Hawwy, -Thwew many :3 a nyowthwawd ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see his fathew ->_< Bwing OwO up his powers; uWu but ^.^ he >_> did wong in vain. -OwO Who then pewsuaded you ^-^ to stay at :3 home? -Thewe ;;w;; wewe two honours lost, x3 youws ÚwÚ and >_> youw son's. ->_< Fow xDD youws, OwO the :3 God >_> of >w< heaven ^.^ bwighten ^.^ it! ->_< Fow his, ^.^ it ÚwÚ stuck x3 upon him as OwO the >_< sun -UwU In OwO the :3 gwey ;;w;; vauwt >_> of ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and uWu by his ^.^ wight -OwO Did >w< aww OwO the :3 chivawwy >_> of ^.^ Engwand move -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do bwave >_> acts. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >_< indeed OwO the :3 gwass -OwO Whewein OwO the x3 nyobwe xDD youth >_> did dwess :3 themsewves. -ÚwÚ He xDD had nyo >w< wegs UwU that practis'd ^.^ nyot his >_> gait; -And ;;w;; speaking ;;w;; thick, ;;w;; which ^-^ nyatuwe :3 made his >_< bwemish, -x3 Became OwO the uWu accents >_> of OwO the :3 vawiant; ->_< Fow x3 those ^-^ who :33 couwd speak low ÚwÚ and >w< tawdiwy -Wouwd xDD tuwn theiw >_> own :3 pewfection ^-^ to ^w^ abuse -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ seem >_< wike UwU him: OwO so UwU that in speech, in ^-^ gait, -UwU In ;;w;; diet, in ÚwÚ affections >_> of >w< dewight, -UwU In miwitawy wuwes, uWu humouws >_> of blood, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO the mark ÚwÚ and glass, >w< copy ÚwÚ and book, -:33 That fashion'd ^.^ othews. And x3 him- :3 O :3 wondwous :3 him! -:3 O >_< miwacwe >_> of men!- him >_> did you OwO weave- -^w^ Second ^-^ to x3 nyonye, xDD unseconded uWu by :3 you- -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the hideous god >_> of OwO waw -UwU In UwU disadvantage, ^-^ to >_> abide :3 a field -:3 Whewe nyothing uWu but OwO the :33 sound >_> of Hotspur's name -OwO Did ÚwÚ seem :3 defensibwe. ^w^ So you weft >_> him. -OwO Nyevew, :3 O OwO nyevew, ^-^ do his ghost OwO the :33 wwong -ÚwÚ To howd >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ mowe OwO pwecise ÚwÚ and nice -x3 With ÚwÚ othews than with :3 him! >_> Wet them awonye. -The Mawshaw ÚwÚ and OwO the Awchbishop awe stwong. -Had my ^w^ sweet Hawwy xDD had uWu but half theiw numbers, -uWu To-day UwU might OwO I, :33 hanging uWu on Hotspur's neck, ->_< Have >w< tawk'd >_> of ÚwÚ Monmouth's ^-^ gwave. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Beshwew >_> youw xDD heawt, -^-^ Faiw >_> daughtew, you ^-^ do dwaw my uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom me -x3 With OwO nyew >_> wamenting ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; uvwsights. -But I >w< must >w< go ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet with danger there, -Ow ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< seek me in another place, -And find me >_< wowse >_< pwovided. -LADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 O, UwU fwy ^-^ to xDD Scotwand -;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the nobles ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU awmed x3 commons ->_< Have >_> of theiw ^-^ puissance :3 made :3 a wittwe >_< taste. -LADY >_> PEWCY. >w< If uWu they >_< get gwound ÚwÚ and :3 vantage >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, -;;w;; Then >_> join you with ;;w;; them, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ wib >_> of steel, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO stwength ^w^ stwongew; ;;w;; but, uWu fow >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs, ->w< Fiwst let them twy :3 themsewves. ^w^ So >_> did >_> youw :3 son; -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO so :3 suff'wed; OwO so came I :3 a >w< widow; -And never uWu shaww ^.^ have wength >_> of life enough -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wain x3 upon wemembwance with >_< minye >_> eyes, -:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may gwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spwout as UwU high as UwU heaven, ->_< Fow >_> wecowdation ^-^ to my x3 nyobwe >_> husband. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< go in with >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis with my :33 mind -UwU As with OwO the >_< tide >_< sweww'd OwO up x3 unto his >_> height, -:33 That makes :3 a ;;w;; stiww-stand, x3 wunnying neither way. -;;w;; Fain would I >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the Archbishop, -But many ^w^ thousand reasons howd me ^-^ back. -I uWu wiww :3 wesowve uWu fow uWu Scotwand. Thewe x3 am OwO I, -;;w;; Tiww UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 vantage crave my :33 company. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Wondon. The Boaw's Head Tavern in >_> Eastcheap - -x3 Entew FRANCIS ÚwÚ and another uWu DWAWEW - -FWANCIS. What OwO the ^w^ deviw x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ bwought ^-^ thewe-appwe-johns? Thou -OwO knyowest Sir uWu John cannyot >_> enduwe OwO an apple-john. -x3 SECOND >w< DWAWEW. :33 Mass, :3 thou xDD say'st true. The Prince UwU once xDD set :3 a dish ->_> of ^-^ appwe-johns before ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and told him there ;;w;; wewe five ^-^ mowe Sir -xDD Johns; :3 and, OwO putting x3 off his hat, ^w^ said OwO 'I uWu wiww :3 nyow UwU take my xDD weave ->_> of ^.^ these OwO six >_> dwy, :33 wound, >_> owd, withered knights.' ^w^ It ang'red him -^-^ to OwO the >_> heawt; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; fowgot ;;w;; that. -FWANCIS. ÚwÚ Why, then, cuvw ÚwÚ and xDD set them ;;w;; down; ÚwÚ and UwU see ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst -find >_< out Snyeak's noise; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Teawsheet would fain hear >w< some -UwU music. - -x3 Entew third uWu DWAWEW - -uWu THIWD >w< DWAWEW. ;;w;; Dispatch! The :3 woom xDD whewe uWu they >_< supp'd :3 is xDD too hot; -they'll come in ÚwÚ stwaight. -FWANCIS. Sirrah, here uWu wiww >w< be OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew Poins anyon; ÚwÚ and -uWu they uWu wiww >w< put uWu on two >_> of ^-^ ouw jerkins ÚwÚ and aprons; ÚwÚ and Sir uWu John >w< must -^.^ nyot xDD knyow >_> of it. Bawdowph ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought :33 wowd. -uWu THIWD >w< DWAWEW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, here uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ owd :33 uds; ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be OwO an -excellent stratagem. -x3 SECOND >w< DWAWEW. I'll UwU see ^-^ if I can find >_< out :33 Snyeak. ->_< Exeunt uWu second ÚwÚ and third UwU DWAWEWS - -x3 Entew ^-^ HOSTESS ÚwÚ and :3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET - -HOSTESS. uWu I' :33 faith, sweetheart, >w< methinks :3 nyow you awe in OwO an excellent -good temperality. Your ^.^ puwsidge x3 beats as extwaowdinyawiwy as OwO heawt -would desire; ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< cowouw, I ;;w;; wawwant you, :3 is as wed as ^-^ any -:3 wose, in good truth, la! But, >w< i' :33 faith, you ^.^ have dwunk xDD too >w< much -:33 canyawies; ÚwÚ and that's :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous searching winye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^.^ pewfumes -OwO the UwU bwood ewe ^-^ onye can uWu say OwO 'What's xDD this?' OwO How ^-^ do you ^w^ nyow? -xDD DOWW. >_< Bettew than I :33 was- >_> hem. -HOSTESS. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww said; :3 a good ^w^ heawt's wowth >w< gowd. -:33 Wo, here comes Sir John. - -x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF - -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< [Singing] >w< 'When Arthur ^.^ fiwst in ^-^ couwt'- ^w^ Empty OwO the -jordan. xDD [Exit OwO FWANCIS]- >w< [Singing] ;;w;; 'And ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< wowthy >w< king'- OwO How -nyow, ^w^ Mistwess Doll! -HOSTESS. :3 Sick >_> of :3 a calm; ^-^ yea, good ;;w;; faith. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ So :3 is >w< aww xDD hew ;;w;; sect; ÚwÚ and uWu they >w< be UwU once in :3 a ^-^ cawm, uWu they awe -sick. -xDD DOWW. OwO A UwU pox x3 damn you, you >w< muddy wascaw! ^-^ Is UwU that >w< aww OwO the comfort you -^w^ give x3 me? -OwO FAWSTAFF. You ^-^ make UwU fat rascals, ^w^ Mistwess Doll. -xDD DOWW. I ^-^ make them! Gluttony ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ diseases ^-^ make them: I ^-^ make them +xDD PAGE. >_> 'A ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me ^w^ e'en now, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ thwough :3 a red >_< wattice, ÚwÚ and UwU I +couwd discewn nyo ÚwÚ pawt of :33 his OwO face from x3 the :3 window. At >w< wast UwU I +ÚwÚ spied :33 his eyes; ÚwÚ and >_> methought ^.^ he xDD had UwU made >w< two holes uWu in x3 the +xDD awewife's x3 nyew ÚwÚ petticoat, ÚwÚ and UwU so >_< peep'd thwough. +>w< PWINCE. x3 Has nyot x3 the ;;w;; boy profited? +BARDOLPH. :33 Away, xDD you UwU whoweson ^w^ upwight :3 wabbit, away! +xDD PAGE. :33 Away, xDD you rascally Awthaea's x3 dweam, away! +>w< PWINCE. Instruct us, ^.^ boy; >_> what x3 dweam, boy? +xDD PAGE. OwO Mawwy, x3 my uWu wowd, Althaea dweamt ^.^ she UwU was ^-^ dewivewed of :3 a +xDD fiwebwand; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I caww ^.^ him her UwU dweam. +>w< PWINCE. ^-^ A UwU cwown's ^.^ wowth of ÚwÚ good xDD intewpwetation. >_> Thewe x3 'tis, uWu boy. +>_> [Giving :3 a :33 cwown] +>w< POINS. x3 O :3 that ÚwÚ this :3 bwossom couwd be :33 kept from cankers! +xDD Weww, there >_> is x3 sixpence to pwesewve thee. +BARDOLPH. ^-^ An xDD you UwU do nyot >_< make ^.^ him be :33 hang'd ^-^ among UwU you, x3 the >_< gawwows +UwU shaww uWu have wrong. +>w< PWINCE. xDD And >w< how xDD doth >w< thy ^.^ mastew, Bawdowph? +BARDOLPH. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. >w< He heard of x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's xDD coming to xDD town. +>_> Thewe's :3 a >_> wettew fow OwO you. +>w< POINS. >_> Dewivew'd with ÚwÚ good wespect. xDD And >w< how xDD doth x3 the :3 mawtwemas, +x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? +BARDOLPH. ^w^ In OwO bodiwy :33 heawth, sir. +>w< POINS. OwO Mawwy, x3 the :3 immowtaw ÚwÚ pawt >_< nyeeds :3 a >_< physician; >_> but :3 that moves +nyot ^.^ him. ;;w;; Though :3 that be :33 sick, >w< it dies not. +>w< PWINCE. UwU I UwU do UwU awwow ÚwÚ this weww to be >_< as ^.^ famiwiaw with ;;w;; me >_< as x3 my xDD dog; +ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds :33 his pwace, fow wook xDD you >w< how ^.^ he ^w^ wwites. +>w< POINS. [Weads] ^w^ 'John :33 Fawstaff, OwO knyight'- Evewy x3 man ^w^ must ^.^ knyow :3 that +>_< as ;;w;; oft >_< as ^.^ he >_> has ;;w;; occasion to xDD nyame himsewf, even ^.^ wike UwU those :3 that +OwO awe ^-^ kin to x3 the uWu King; fow ;;w;; they >_< nyevew uWu pwick uWu theiw finger >_> but ;;w;; they +>_> say 'There's x3 some of x3 the >_< King's :3 bwood :33 spiwt.' ^.^ 'How x3 comes ^w^ that?' +;;w;; says ^.^ he :3 that UwU takes ;;w;; upon ^.^ him nyot to x3 conceive. uWu The answew >_> is >_< as +ready >_< as :3 a borrower's cap: ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am x3 the >_< King's poor OwO cousin, xDD siw.' +>w< PWINCE. Nyay, ;;w;; they xDD wiww be ^-^ kin to us, ow ;;w;; they xDD wiww :3 fetch >w< it from +OwO Japhet. OwO But x3 the uWu wettew: [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Siw John :33 Fawstaff, UwU knyight, to +x3 the >_< son of x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ nyeawest :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ Hawwy Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, +;;w;; gweeting.' +>w< POINS. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a cewtificate. +>w< PWINCE. ;;w;; Peace! [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I xDD wiww ^.^ imitate x3 the ^.^ honyouwabwe Romans uWu in +:33 bwevity.'- +>w< POINS. >w< He >_< suwe means ^-^ bwevity uWu in :33 bweath, ^.^ showt-winded. +>w< PWINCE. [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ÚwÚ commend ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU I +OwO weave thee. ^w^ Be nyot ^w^ too ^.^ famiwiaw with ;;w;; Poins; fow ^.^ he misuses >w< thy +;;w;; favouws UwU so much :3 that ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweaws xDD thou awt to marry :33 his :3 sistew ^.^ Nyeww. +uWu Wepent uWu at idle times >_< as xDD thou ^-^ mayst, ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. +Thinye, ^.^ by >w< yea ÚwÚ and xDD nyo- which >_> is >_< as much >_< as to >_> say >_< as +xDD thou OwO usest uWu him- JACK FALSTAFF with x3 my familiars, +>_< JOHN with x3 my bwothews ÚwÚ and sistews, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN with +aww Europe.' +>w< POINS. OwO My uWu wowd, I'll ÚwÚ steep ÚwÚ this >_> wettew uWu in ^-^ sack ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him eat :3 it. +>w< PWINCE. >w< That's to >_< make ^.^ him eat ÚwÚ twenty of :33 his ÚwÚ wowds. OwO But UwU do xDD you use +;;w;; me thus, ^-^ Nyed? :3 Must UwU I marry x3 youw ^-^ sistew? +>w< POINS. ^w^ God >_> send x3 the OwO wench nyo xDD wowse fortune! OwO But UwU I >_< nyevew uWu said :3 so. +>w< PWINCE. xDD Weww, OwO thus ^.^ we :33 pway x3 the foows with x3 the time, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; spiwits +of x3 the uWu wise sit uWu in x3 the :33 cwouds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mock >_> us. Is x3 youw >_< mastew OwO hewe uWu in +>_< Wondon? +BARDOLPH. Yea, x3 my OwO wowd. +>w< PWINCE. Whewe UwU sups uWu he? ^-^ Doth x3 the ;;w;; owd boar >w< feed uWu in x3 the ;;w;; owd >_< fwank? +BARDOLPH. At x3 the ;;w;; owd pwace, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu in ^w^ Eastcheap. +>w< PWINCE. >_> What :3 company? +xDD PAGE. >w< Ephesians, x3 my uWu wowd, of x3 the ;;w;; owd :3 chuwch. +>w< PWINCE. Sup xDD any x3 women with him? +xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Nyonye, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but ;;w;; owd Mistress ;;w;; Quickwy ÚwÚ and Mistress OwO Doww +Tearsheet. +>w< PWINCE. >_> What :33 pagan OwO may :3 that :3 be? +xDD PAGE. ^-^ A OwO pwopew gentwewoman, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 kinswoman of x3 my mastew's. +>w< PWINCE. Even xDD such ^-^ kin >_< as x3 the x3 pawish heifews OwO awe to x3 the :33 town x3 buww. +Shall ^.^ we ^.^ steaw ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ them, >_> Nyed, uWu at supper? +>w< POINS. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw xDD shadow, x3 my wowd; I'll ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. +>w< PWINCE. Siwwah, xDD you ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and xDD Bawdowph, nyo ;;w;; wowd to x3 youw >_< mastew :3 that +UwU I ^w^ am yet come to xDD town. >_> Thewe's fow x3 youw x3 siwence. +BARDOLPH. UwU I uWu have nyo ;;w;; tongue, sir. +xDD PAGE. xDD And fow >_> minye, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww >_< guvwn :3 it. +>w< PWINCE. >w< Fawe xDD you well; ÚwÚ go. Exeunt ^.^ BAWDOWPH ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE +This OwO Doww >_< Teawsheet >_> shouwd be x3 some uWu woad. +>w< POINS. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, >_< as ^w^ common >_< as x3 the uWu way ^-^ between Saint Awbans ÚwÚ and +OwO Wondon. +>w< PWINCE. How ^w^ might ^.^ we >_> see Falstaff bestow >_< himsewf ^.^ to-nyight uWu in :33 his +true cowouws, ÚwÚ and nyot ouwsewves be >w< seen? +>w< POINS. >_> Put on >w< two weathewn jerkins ÚwÚ and ^.^ apwons, ÚwÚ and wait ;;w;; upon ^.^ him uWu at +:33 his tabwe >_< as ^w^ dwawews. +>w< PWINCE. Fwom :3 a god to :3 a >_< buww? ^-^ A x3 heavy xDD descension! ^.^ It UwU was Juv's +:3 case. Fwom :3 a >_> pwince to :3 a pwentice? ^-^ A wow ;;w;; twansfowmation! :33 That +UwU shaww be minye; fow uWu in evewything x3 the OwO puwpose ^w^ must >w< weigh with x3 the +^w^ fowwy. Follow uWu me, Nyed. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^.^ Wawkwowth. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ castwe + +Entew OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, :3 WADY OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ÚwÚ and :3 WADY uWu PEWCY + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, >w< woving :3 wife, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe ^w^ daughtew, +Give even uWu way >w< unto x3 my OwO wough affaiws; +>_> Put nyot xDD you on x3 the >w< visage of x3 the times +xDD And be, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ them, to ^-^ Pewcy troublesome. +:3 WADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU I uWu have UwU given UwU uvw, UwU I xDD wiww speak nyo more. +Do >_> what xDD you :33 wiww; x3 youw ^.^ wisdom be x3 youw x3 guide. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 sweet :3 wife, x3 my honour >_> is uWu at xDD pawn; +xDD And >_> but x3 my x3 going >_< nyothing ^.^ can xDD wedeem :3 it. +:3 WADY ^-^ PEWCY. >_< O, ^w^ yet, fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, OwO go nyot to these x3 waws! +uWu The time UwU was, ÚwÚ fathew, :3 that xDD you broke x3 youw word, +x3 When xDD you :3 wewe ^.^ mowe UwU endeaw'd to >w< it than >_< nyow; +x3 When x3 youw UwU own >w< Pewcy, when x3 my heart's uWu deaw ^w^ Hawwy, +UwU Thwew UwU many :3 a nyowthwawd wook to >_> see :33 his >w< fathew +Bring x3 up :33 his powews; >_> but ^.^ he uWu did ^-^ wong uWu in OwO vain. +Who xDD then >w< pewsuaded xDD you to xDD stay uWu at ^w^ home? +>_> Thewe :3 wewe >w< two honyouws :3 wost, >_> youws ÚwÚ and x3 youw son's. +For >_< youws, x3 the ^w^ God of heaven ^.^ bwighten :3 it! +For his, >w< it ^.^ stuck ;;w;; upon ^.^ him >_< as x3 the sun +^w^ In x3 the ^w^ gwey >_< vauwt of xDD heaven; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :33 his >w< wight +Did aww x3 the xDD chivawwy of England move +;;w;; To UwU do >_< bwave uWu acts. >w< He UwU was ÚwÚ indeed x3 the gwass +^-^ Whewein x3 the x3 nyobwe :33 youth uWu did :3 dwess x3 themsewves. +>w< He xDD had nyo UwU wegs :3 that ÚwÚ pwactis'd nyot :33 his gait; +xDD And speaking thick, which ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU made :33 his ÚwÚ bwemish, +^w^ Became x3 the ;;w;; accents of x3 the valiant; +For UwU those who couwd speak wow ÚwÚ and :3 tawdiwy +Wouwd turn uWu theiw UwU own pewfection to abuse +;;w;; To xDD seem ^.^ wike :33 him: UwU so :3 that uWu in ;;w;; speech, uWu in gait, +^w^ In ;;w;; diet, uWu in affections of OwO dewight, +^w^ In x3 miwitawy rules, humours of bwood, +>w< He UwU was x3 the mark ÚwÚ and gwass, copy ÚwÚ and ^-^ book, +:33 That uWu fashion'd ÚwÚ othews. xDD And uWu him- x3 O wondwous x3 him! +x3 O :33 miwacwe of ÚwÚ men!- ^.^ him uWu did xDD you weave- +^w^ Second to nyonye, x3 unseconded ^.^ by :3 you- +;;w;; To wook ;;w;; upon x3 the ^-^ hideous god of >w< waw +^w^ In >w< disadvantage, to abide :3 a field +Whewe >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the >_> sound of Hotspur's xDD nyame +Did xDD seem defensible. ^w^ So xDD you left ^.^ him. +Nyevew, x3 O ;;w;; nyevew, UwU do :33 his xDD ghost x3 the wrong +;;w;; To howd x3 youw honour ^.^ mowe OwO pwecise ÚwÚ and UwU nyice +With ;;w;; othews than with x3 him! Let them >_< awonye. +uWu The UwU Mawshaw ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU Awchbishop OwO awe strong. +xDD Had x3 my x3 sweet ÚwÚ Hawwy xDD had >_> but half uWu theiw OwO nyumbews, +OwO To-day ^w^ might I, >_< hanging on Hotspur's neck, +:3 Have ^w^ tawk'd of Monmouth's x3 gwave. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Beshrew x3 youw uWu heawt, +Faiw ^w^ daughtew, xDD you UwU do dwaw x3 my ;;w;; spiwits from ;;w;; me +With x3 nyew lamenting UwU ancient UwU uvwsights. +OwO But UwU I ^w^ must OwO go ÚwÚ and :3 meet with danger thewe, +:33 Ow >w< it xDD wiww >_> seek ;;w;; me uWu in anyothew pwace, +xDD And find ;;w;; me xDD wowse pwovided. +:3 WADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< O, fwy to :3 Scotwand +Tiww :3 that x3 the nyobwes ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 awmed >w< commons +:3 Have of uWu theiw puissance UwU made :3 a xDD wittwe taste. +:3 WADY ^-^ PEWCY. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they get x3 gwound ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vantage of x3 the OwO King, +UwU Then ^w^ join xDD you with ÚwÚ them, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 wib of >w< steew, +;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ stwength stwongew; but, fow aww UwU ouw wuvs, +First wet them >_> twy x3 themsewves. ^w^ So uWu did x3 youw son; +>w< He UwU was UwU so suff'red; UwU so ^-^ came UwU I :3 a widow; +xDD And >_< nyevew UwU shaww uWu have :33 wength of >w< wife enough +;;w;; To xDD wain ;;w;; upon wemembwance with >_< minye ^w^ eyes, +:33 That >w< it OwO may gwow ÚwÚ and UwU spwout >_< as xDD high >_< as ^.^ heaven, +For uWu wecowdation to x3 my x3 nyobwe husband. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Come, come, OwO go uWu in with x3 me. 'Tis with x3 my ^-^ mind +;;w;; As with x3 the >_< tide UwU sweww'd x3 up >w< unto :33 his xDD height, +:33 That x3 makes :3 a stiww-stand, wunnying :3 nyeithew >_> way. +Fain ^.^ wouwd UwU I OwO go to :3 meet x3 the Awchbishop, +OwO But UwU many thousand weasons howd ;;w;; me back. +UwU I xDD wiww wesowve fow Scotland. >_> Thewe ^w^ am I, +Tiww time ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vantage ^w^ cwave x3 my UwU company. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +OwO Wondon. uWu The Boar's Head >w< Tavewn uWu in xDD Eastcheap + +Entew FRANCIS ÚwÚ and anyothew :33 DWAWEW + +FRANCIS. >_> What x3 the ^.^ deviw x3 hast xDD thou ^.^ bwought there-apple-johns? ^.^ Thou +knowest Sir John ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe >w< an apple-john. +^w^ SECOND >_< DWAWEW. Mass, xDD thou say'st true. uWu The Prince >_> once uWu set :3 a ^w^ dish +of ^w^ appwe-johns >w< befowe :3 him, ÚwÚ and told ^.^ him there :3 wewe five ^.^ mowe Sir +xDD Johns; x3 and, ^.^ putting x3 off :33 his hat, uWu said ÚwÚ 'I xDD wiww nyow OwO take x3 my OwO weave +of these six ^.^ dwy, ^-^ wound, :3 owd, :3 withewed knights.' ^.^ It ang'red ^.^ him +to x3 the heawt; >_> but ^.^ he hath fowgot x3 that. +FRANCIS. Why, >w< then, UwU cuvw ÚwÚ and uWu set them down; ÚwÚ and >_> see >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst +find x3 out Snyeak's noise; Mistress >_< Teawsheet ^.^ wouwd >_> fain hear x3 some +>_> music. + +Entew thiwd :33 DWAWEW + +^w^ THIWD >_< DWAWEW. ^w^ Dispatch! uWu The >_> woom :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> supp'd >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ hot; +they'ww come uWu in stwaight. +FRANCIS. Siwwah, OwO hewe xDD wiww be x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and >_< Mastew ^-^ Poins anon; ÚwÚ and +;;w;; they xDD wiww put on >w< two of UwU ouw jerkins ÚwÚ and >_< apwons; ÚwÚ and Sir John ^w^ must +nyot ^.^ knyow of :3 it. Bardolph hath ^.^ bwought OwO wowd. +^w^ THIWD >_< DWAWEW. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, OwO hewe xDD wiww be ;;w;; owd ^.^ uds; >w< it xDD wiww be >w< an +:3 excewwent >_> stwatagem. +^w^ SECOND >_< DWAWEW. I'll >_> see >_> if UwU I ^.^ can find x3 out Sneak. +Exeunt second ÚwÚ and thiwd ^-^ DWAWEWS + +Entew >_< HOSTESS ÚwÚ and :3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET + +HOSTESS. xDD I' ^w^ faith, ^w^ sweetheawt, uWu methinks nyow xDD you OwO awe uWu in >w< an :3 excewwent +ÚwÚ good ^.^ tempewawity. uWu Youw >_> puwsidge ÚwÚ beats >_< as xDD extwaowdinyawiwy >_< as >_< heawt +^.^ wouwd desire; ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 cowouw, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, >_> is >_< as red >_< as xDD any +rose, uWu in ÚwÚ good truth, :33 wa! But, :33 i' ^w^ faith, xDD you uWu have UwU dwunk ^w^ too much +UwU canyawies; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's :3 a marvellous searching wine, ÚwÚ and >w< it uWu pewfumes +x3 the :3 bwood ere one ^.^ can >_> say x3 'What's >_< this?' How UwU do xDD you ^.^ nyow? +DOLL. uWu Bettew than UwU I ^.^ was- UwU hem. +HOSTESS. Why, ^w^ that's weww ÚwÚ said; :3 a ÚwÚ good heart's ^.^ wowth ;;w;; gowd. +Lo, OwO hewe x3 comes Sir OwO John. + +Entew FALSTAFF + +>_> FAWSTAFF. [Singing] ^-^ 'When Awthuw xDD fiwst uWu in court'- x3 Empty x3 the +jordan. ;;w;; [Exit FRANCIS]- [Singing] uWu 'And UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy >_> king'- How +now, Mistress Doll! +HOSTESS. :3 Sick of :3 a :3 cawm; >w< yea, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ faith. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ So >_> is aww her sect; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they be >_> once uWu in :3 a calm, ;;w;; they OwO awe +;;w;; sick. +DOLL. ^-^ A uWu pox damn UwU you, xDD you >_> muddy rascal! Is :3 that aww x3 the uWu comfowt xDD you +UwU give me? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> You >_< make :33 fat wascaws, Mistress Doll. +DOLL. UwU I >_< make >w< them! Gluttony ÚwÚ and ^-^ diseases >_< make ^w^ them: UwU I >_< make them not. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< If OwO the cook ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the gwuttony, you ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^-^ make -OwO the ÚwÚ diseases, Doll. We catch >_> of you, Doww, ^-^ we catch >_> of OwO you; gwant -UwU that, my UwU poow uWu viwtue, gwant ;;w;; that. -xDD DOWW. xDD Yea, joy, ^-^ ouw xDD chains ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw jewews. -OwO FAWSTAFF. 'Your brooches, OwO peawws, ÚwÚ and ouches.' >_< Fow ^-^ to sewve bravely -:3 is ^-^ to come >_> hawting off; you >w< knyow, ^-^ to come x3 off OwO the :33 bweach with his ->_< pike bent bwavewy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to suwgewy bwavewy; ^-^ to venture x3 upon OwO the -OwO chawg'd ;;w;; chambews ^-^ bwavewy- -xDD DOWW. >w< Hang OwO youwsewf, you >w< muddy uWu congew, >_> hang youwsewf! -HOSTESS. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 this :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd >_< fashion; you two never ^.^ meet -uWu but you ^-^ faww ^-^ to >w< some >_< discowd. You awe ^.^ both, >w< i' good truth, as -:3 wheumatic as two OwO dwy toasts; you cannyot ^-^ onye bear with x3 anyothew's -confirmities. What OwO the >w< good-yeaw! ^-^ onye >w< must ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< must >w< be -you. You awe OwO the x3 weakew :33 vessew, as as uWu they ÚwÚ say, OwO the emptier -uWu vessew. -xDD DOWW. ^w^ Can :3 a uWu weak uWu empty vessel bear such :3 a huge :33 fuww ÚwÚ hogs-head? -There's :3 a xDD whowe UwU mewchant's venture >_> of Bourdeaux stuff in him; you -^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen :3 a hulk better ^w^ stuff'd in OwO the howd. ^w^ Come, I'll >w< be -fwiends with ^.^ thee, uWu Jack. Thou art ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ waws; ÚwÚ and whethew -I uWu shaww >w< evew UwU see ÚwÚ thee UwU again ^w^ ow no, there :3 is nyobody :3 cawes. - -;;w;; We-entew FRANCIS - -FWANCIS. >_> Siw, Ancient ^w^ Pistow's x3 bewow ÚwÚ and would speak with you. -xDD DOWW. >w< Hang ^w^ him, swaggewing wascaw! >_> Wet him ^.^ nyot come uWu hithew; ^.^ it :3 is -OwO the fouw-mouth'dst wogue in Engwand. -HOSTESS. >w< If ^.^ he swaggew, let him ^.^ nyot come here. No, uWu by my faith! I ->w< must live UwU among my ^-^ nyeighbouws; I'll nyo uWu swaggewews. I x3 am in good -name ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fame with OwO the vewy >_> best. OwO Shut OwO the ^w^ doow. Thewe comes nyo -swaggerers xDD hewe; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu wiv'd >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe ^-^ to ^.^ have -swaggewing OwO nyow. OwO Shut OwO the doow, I pray you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, ;;w;; hostess? -HOSTESS. ;;w;; Pway >_< ye, pacify OwO youwsewf, Sir x3 John; there comes nyo -swaggerers here. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Dost :3 thou uWu heaw? ^w^ It :3 is >_< minye >_< ancient. -HOSTESS. Tilly-fally, Sir :33 John, :33 nye'ew tell me; ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ ancient -swagg'rer comes ^.^ nyot in my doows. I ÚwÚ was before ^-^ Mastew >w< Tisick, OwO the -debuty, x3 t' uWu othew ÚwÚ day; :3 and, as ^.^ he ^w^ said ^-^ to :3 me- 'twas nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_< ago -than Wednyesday ^w^ wast, >w< i' good ÚwÚ faith!- 'Nyeighbouw Quickly,' :33 says -he- ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Dumbe, ^-^ ouw minister, ÚwÚ was uWu by x3 then- 'Nyeighbouw Quickly,' -:33 says ^.^ he 'receive x3 those UwU that awe civiw, >_> fow' ^w^ said ^.^ he >_< 'you awe in -OwO an i-iww ^-^ nyame.' Nyow UwU 'a ^w^ said so, I can tell uWu wheweupon. OwO 'Fow' :33 says ^.^ he ->_< 'you awe OwO an >w< honyest ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^w^ thought OwO on, OwO thewefowe UwU take ^w^ heed -what :33 guests you weceive. Receive' :33 says ^.^ he >w< 'nyo swaggewing -ÚwÚ companyions.' Thewe comes UwU nyonye here. You would bless you ^-^ to hear -what ^.^ he ^w^ said. No, I'll nyo swagg'rers. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< He's nyo ÚwÚ swagg'wew, ^-^ hostess; :3 a ^w^ tame >_< cheatew, >w< i' ^w^ faith; you -^-^ may OwO stwoke him as gently as :3 a :3 puppy :33 gweyhound. He'll ^.^ nyot >_< swaggew -with :3 a xDD Bawbawy ÚwÚ hen, ^-^ if xDD hew ÚwÚ feathews xDD tuwn xDD back in ^-^ any show >_> of -^w^ wesistance. ^-^ Caww him uWu up, ;;w;; dwawew. -Exit FRANCIS -HOSTESS. UwU Cheatew, caww you OwO him? I uWu wiww bar nyo >w< honyest man my OwO house, -:3 nyow nyo cheatew; uWu but I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love >w< swaggewing, uWu by my twoth. I x3 am -OwO the >_< wowse when ^-^ onye :33 says >_< 'swaggew.' Feew, masters, how I shake; -ÚwÚ wook you, I ;;w;; wawwant you. -xDD DOWW. ^w^ So you uWu do, h-hostess. -HOSTESS. Do x3 I? xDD Yea, in vewy truth, ^-^ do OwO I, OwO an 'twere OwO an >w< aspen leaf. I -cannyot >_> abide swagg'rers. - -x3 Entew :33 PISTOW, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE - -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 God :33 save you, Sir UwU John! -OwO FAWSTAFF. Wewcome, Ancient ^w^ Pistow. Here, :33 Pistow, I chawge you with -:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of :33 sack; ^-^ do you >w< dischawge x3 upon >_< minye h-hostess. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. I uWu wiww >w< dischawge x3 upon UwU hew, Sir :33 John, with two bullets. -OwO FAWSTAFF. She :3 is ;;w;; pistow-pwoof, siw; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hardly offend -:3 hew. -HOSTESS. ^w^ Come, I'll dwink nyo pwoofs :3 nyow nyo bullets. I'll dwink nyo -^-^ mowe than uWu wiww ^-^ do me uWu good, uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ man's pweasuwe, :3 I. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ;;w;; Then ^-^ to you, ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Dowothy; I uWu wiww chawge you. -xDD DOWW. :33 Chawge UwU me! I :33 scown you, scurvy companion. >_< What! you xDD poow, -base, rascally, OwO cheating, lack-linen xDD mate! Away, you ^w^ mouwdy -wogue, >w< away! I x3 am meat uWu fow >_> youw mastew. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. I xDD knyow you, ^w^ Mistwess Dorothy. -xDD DOWW. Away, you ^-^ cut-puwse wascaw! you fiwthy bung, >w< away! By :3 this -winye, I'll OwO thwust my :33 knyife in >_> youw ^w^ mouwdy :33 chaps, OwO an you xDD pway OwO the -;;w;; saucy ;;w;; cuttwe with >_> me. Away, you :3 bottwe-awe wascaw! you -basket-hilt ^-^ stawe juggler, xDD you! x3 Since xDD when, I pray you, sir? -God's >_< wight, with two OwO points uWu on >_> youw shoulder? Much! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 God let me ^.^ nyot live uWu but I uWu wiww murder >_> youw uWu wuff uWu fow ÚwÚ this. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, Pistow; I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you >w< go x3 off here. -:3 Dischawge yourself >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ company, ^w^ Pistow. -HOSTESS. No, good x3 Captain Pistow; ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ sweet captain. -xDD DOWW. Captain! Thou abominable :33 damn'd >_< cheatew, art :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO ashamed -^-^ to >w< be called ^-^ captain? An ^.^ captains ;;w;; wewe >_> of my UwU mind, uWu they would -;;w;; twuncheon you out, uWu fow ^-^ taking theiw >_< nyames x3 upon you before you -^.^ have :33 eawn'd ^.^ them. You :3 a OwO captain! you slave, uWu fow ;;w;; what? >_< Fow >w< teawing -:3 a UwU poow ^.^ whowe's uWu wuff in :3 a x3 bawdy-house? ÚwÚ He :3 a OwO captain! >_> hang ^w^ him, -wogue! ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives x3 upon ^w^ mouwdy >_< stew'd prunes ÚwÚ and dried ^w^ cakes. OwO A -OwO captain! God's >_< wight, ^.^ these >_< viwwains uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the >_> wowd as ^-^ odious -as OwO the >_> wowd xDD 'occupy'; ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO an excellent good >_> wowd before ^.^ it -ÚwÚ was i-iww :33 sowted. OwO Thewefowe ^.^ captains xDD had :3 nyeed ÚwÚ wook to't. -:33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ thee >w< go down, good >_< ancient. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Hawk ÚwÚ thee hithew, ^w^ Mistwess Doll. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Nyot >_> I! I tell ÚwÚ thee what, Cowpowaw Bardolph, I :33 couwd >w< teaw -UwU hew; I'll >w< be reveng'd >_> of :3 hew. -UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ thee >w< go down. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. I'll UwU see xDD hew :33 damn'd xDD fiwst; ^-^ to :3 Pwuto's :33 damn'd >w< wake, uWu by :3 this -;;w;; hand, ^-^ to th' infernal ^-^ deep, with Erebus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; towtuwes :3 viwe :33 awso. -Hold xDD hook ÚwÚ and winye, uWu say :3 I. ^-^ Down, down, OwO dogs! down, OwO faitows! >_< Have -^-^ we ^.^ nyot Hiren hewe? -HOSTESS. Good x3 Captain Peesew, >w< be UwU quiet; 'tis vewy :3 wate, >w< i' ^w^ faith; I ->_> beseek you nyow, aggravate >_> youw choler. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ These >w< be good humours, uWu indeed! :33 Shaww packhowses, -And >w< howwow pamper'd UwU jades >_> of uWu Asia, -^w^ Which cannyot >w< go uWu but OwO thiwty UwU miwe :3 a day, ->_< Compawe with Caesaws, ÚwÚ and with UwU Cannyibaws, -And Twoiant Gweeks? ;;w;; Nyay, wathew x3 damn them with -UwU King xDD Cewbewus; ÚwÚ and let OwO the welkin xDD woaw. -:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ faww ;;w;; fouw uWu fow toys? -HOSTESS. By my ^w^ twoth, x3 Captain, ^.^ these awe vewy :33 bittew wowds. -:33 BAWDOWPH. Be gone, good :3 ancient; :3 this uWu wiww gwow ^-^ to :3 a bwaww x3 anyon. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Die x3 men >_< wike OwO dogs! >w< Give >w< cwowns >_< wike pins! >_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot Hiren +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; If x3 the cook OwO hewp to >_< make x3 the ^.^ gwuttony, xDD you OwO hewp to >_< make +x3 the ^.^ diseases, Doll. We catch of UwU you, Doww, ^.^ we catch of uWu you; gwant +:3 that, x3 my poor virtue, gwant x3 that. +DOLL. Yea, joy, UwU ouw >_> chains ÚwÚ and UwU ouw jewews. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu 'Youw bwooches, ;;w;; peawws, ÚwÚ and ouches.' For to serve bravely +>_> is to come uWu hawting :33 off; xDD you knyow, to come x3 off x3 the ^w^ bweach with :33 his +pike UwU bent bwavewy, ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; suwgewy UwU bwavewy; to venture ;;w;; upon x3 the +:3 chawg'd ^.^ chambews bwavewy- +DOLL. Hang yourself, xDD you >_> muddy congew, ^w^ hang youwsewf! +HOSTESS. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ;;w;; owd fashion; xDD you >w< two >_< nyevew :3 meet +>_> but xDD you faww to x3 some discowd. >_> You OwO awe xDD both, :33 i' ÚwÚ good truth, >_< as +^.^ wheumatic >_< as >w< two xDD dwy OwO toasts; xDD you ;;w;; cannyot one UwU beaw with another's +confiwmities. >_> What x3 the ;;w;; good-yeaw! one ^w^ must >_> beaw, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^w^ must be +OwO you. >_> You OwO awe x3 the weaker ^w^ vessew, >_< as >_< as ;;w;; they say, x3 the emptier +vessel. +DOLL. UwU Can :3 a xDD weak :33 empty vessel UwU beaw xDD such :3 a >_> huge full :3 hogs-head? +>_> Thewe's :3 a whole merchant's venture of Bourdeaux ^w^ stuff uWu in him; xDD you +uWu have nyot :3 seen :3 a uWu huwk xDD bettew UwU stuff'd uWu in x3 the hold. ^.^ Come, I'll be +^w^ fwiends with ÚwÚ thee, >w< Jack. ^.^ Thou awt x3 going to x3 the x3 waws; ÚwÚ and >w< whethew +UwU I UwU shaww OwO evew >_> see uWu thee again ow no, there >_> is >w< nyobody cares. + +^.^ We-entew FRANCIS + +FRANCIS. UwU Siw, Ancient uWu Pistow's bewow ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. +DOLL. Hang :3 him, :3 swaggewing rascal! Let ^.^ him nyot come hithew; >w< it >_> is +x3 the fouw-mouth'dst ;;w;; wogue uWu in ^w^ Engwand. +HOSTESS. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 swaggew, wet ^.^ him nyot come hewe. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my >_< faith! UwU I +^w^ must ^w^ wive ^-^ among x3 my >w< nyeighbouws; I'll nyo OwO swaggewews. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ÚwÚ good +xDD nyame ÚwÚ and fame with x3 the xDD vewy >_> best. ÚwÚ Shut x3 the UwU doow. >_> Thewe x3 comes nyo +ÚwÚ swaggewews ^.^ hewe; UwU I uWu have nyot liv'd aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe to uWu have +:3 swaggewing now. ÚwÚ Shut x3 the door, UwU I pray OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, x3 hostess? +HOSTESS. >_> Pway :3 ye, ^w^ pacify yourself, Sir John; there x3 comes nyo +ÚwÚ swaggewews hewe. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Dost xDD thou UwU heaw? ^.^ It >_> is >_< minye ;;w;; ancient. +HOSTESS. >w< Tiwwy-fawwy, Sir John, ^w^ nye'ew tell OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU ancient +swagg'wew x3 comes nyot uWu in x3 my x3 doows. UwU I UwU was >w< befowe >_< Mastew UwU Tisick, x3 the +debuty, t' othew uWu day; x3 and, >_< as ^.^ he uWu said to me- uWu 'twas nyo longer ^w^ ago +than >w< Wednyesday last, :33 i' ÚwÚ good >_< faith!- x3 'Nyeighbouw ^.^ Quickwy,' ;;w;; says +xDD he- >_< Mastew OwO Dumbe, UwU ouw minister, UwU was ^.^ by ^.^ then- x3 'Nyeighbouw ^.^ Quickwy,' +;;w;; says ^.^ he >_< 'weceive UwU those :3 that OwO awe x3 civiw, for' uWu said ^.^ he >w< 'you OwO awe uWu in +>w< an :33 iww ^w^ nyame.' Now xDD 'a uWu said >_> so, UwU I ^.^ can tell wheweupon. x3 'Fow' ;;w;; says ^.^ he +>w< 'you OwO awe >w< an xDD honyest OwO woman ÚwÚ and weww xDD thought ;;w;; on, >_< thewefowe OwO take :3 heed +>_> what ;;w;; guests xDD you OwO weceive. >_< Weceive' ;;w;; says ^.^ he 'no :3 swaggewing +companyions.' >_> Thewe x3 comes >_< nyonye hewe. >_> You ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; bwess xDD you to hear +>_> what ^.^ he UwU said. :3 Nyo, I'll nyo x3 swagg'wews. +>_> FAWSTAFF. He's nyo ^-^ swagg'wew, ÚwÚ hostess; :3 a >w< tame ^.^ cheatew, :33 i' xDD faith; xDD you +OwO may ^w^ stwoke ^.^ him >_< as gently >_< as :3 a :3 puppy xDD gweyhound. ^-^ He'ww nyot ^.^ swaggew +with :3 a Bawbawy UwU hen, >_> if her feathers turn back uWu in xDD any x3 show of +resistance. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him up, UwU dwawew. +uWu Exit FRANCIS +HOSTESS. OwO Cheatew, caww xDD you him? UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ baw nyo xDD honyest x3 man x3 my house, +nor nyo cheatew; >_> but UwU I UwU do nyot wuv >w< swaggewing, ^.^ by x3 my troth. UwU I ^w^ am +x3 the xDD wowse when one ;;w;; says ;;w;; 'swaggew.' ^w^ Feew, mastews, >w< how UwU I xDD shake; +wook UwU you, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. +DOLL. ^w^ So xDD you UwU do, hostess. +HOSTESS. Do >_< I? Yea, uWu in xDD vewy truth, UwU do I, >w< an >w< 'twewe >w< an OwO aspen >_< weaf. UwU I +;;w;; cannyot abide x3 swagg'wews. + +Entew x3 PISTOW, uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE + +PISTOL. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, Sir John! +>_> FAWSTAFF. Welcome, Ancient Pistol. Here, ^.^ Pistow, UwU I :3 chawge xDD you with +:3 a >w< cup of >_< sack; UwU do xDD you ;;w;; dischawge ;;w;; upon >_< minye hostess. +PISTOL. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge ;;w;; upon hew, Sir John, with >w< two >w< buwwets. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :33 She >_> is pistol-proof, siw; xDD you UwU shaww nyot hardly ^-^ offend +her. +HOSTESS. ^.^ Come, I'll ÚwÚ dwink nyo proofs nor nyo >w< buwwets. I'll ÚwÚ dwink nyo +^.^ mowe than xDD wiww UwU do ;;w;; me UwU good, fow nyo :33 man's x3 pweasuwe, ^.^ I. +PISTOL. UwU Then to UwU you, Mistress :33 Dowothy; UwU I xDD wiww :3 chawge OwO you. +DOLL. uWu Chawge me! UwU I ^w^ scown UwU you, ^.^ scuwvy companyion. What! xDD you OwO poow, +base, rascally, ÚwÚ cheating, lack-linen >_> mate! :33 Away, xDD you >_< mouwdy +:33 wogue, away! UwU I ^w^ am :3 meat fow x3 youw master. +PISTOL. UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU you, Mistress uWu Dowothy. +DOLL. :33 Away, xDD you UwU cut-puwse rascal! xDD you :33 fiwthy x3 bung, away! ^-^ By ÚwÚ this +wine, I'll thwust x3 my knyife uWu in x3 youw >_< mouwdy ÚwÚ chaps, >w< an xDD you :33 pway x3 the +^w^ saucy >_> cuttwe with x3 me. :33 Away, xDD you >w< bottwe-awe rascal! xDD you +basket-hiwt ÚwÚ stawe uWu juggwew, you! Since xDD when, UwU I pray UwU you, UwU siw? +>_> God's wight, with >w< two x3 points on x3 youw shoulder? Much! +PISTOL. ^w^ God wet ;;w;; me nyot ^w^ wive >_> but UwU I xDD wiww murder x3 youw OwO wuff fow UwU this. +>_> FAWSTAFF. No >_> mowe, :33 Pistow; UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you OwO go x3 off hewe. +UwU Dischawge >_> youwsewf of UwU ouw xDD company, Pistol. +HOSTESS. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good uWu Captain :33 Pistow; nyot UwU hewe, x3 sweet :33 captain. +DOLL. ÚwÚ Captain! ^.^ Thou UwU abominyabwe damn'd ^.^ cheatew, awt xDD thou nyot OwO ashamed +to be ^w^ cawwed >_< captain? ^-^ An ^.^ captains :3 wewe of x3 my UwU mind, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd +^w^ twuncheon xDD you ^.^ out, fow :3 taking uWu theiw nyames ;;w;; upon xDD you >w< befowe xDD you +uWu have xDD eawn'd OwO them. >_> You :3 a ÚwÚ captain! xDD you :33 swave, fow UwU what? For teawing +:3 a poor xDD whowe's OwO wuff uWu in :3 a ^w^ bawdy-house? >w< He :3 a ÚwÚ captain! ^w^ hang :3 him, +UwU wogue! >w< He ;;w;; wives ;;w;; upon >_< mouwdy UwU stew'd ^-^ pwunyes ÚwÚ and dwied >w< cakes. ^-^ A +ÚwÚ captain! >_> God's wight, these x3 viwwains xDD wiww >_< make x3 the ;;w;; wowd >_< as uWu odious +>_< as x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^-^ 'occupy'; which UwU was >w< an :3 excewwent ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd >w< befowe >w< it +UwU was :33 iww sorted. Therefore ^.^ captains xDD had >_< nyeed wook to't. +BARDOLPH. >_> Pway uWu thee OwO go ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; ancient. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Hawk uWu thee hithew, Mistress Doll. +PISTOL. ÚwÚ Nyot >_< I! UwU I tell uWu thee x3 what, ^w^ Cowpowaw xDD Bawdowph, UwU I couwd teaw +>w< hew; I'll be ^w^ weveng'd of her. +xDD PAGE. >_> Pway uWu thee OwO go down. +PISTOL. I'll >_> see her damn'd first; to Pluto's damn'd x3 wake, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this +uWu hand, to x3 th' infewnyaw >w< deep, with Erebus ÚwÚ and >_< towtuwes ^-^ viwe also. +:33 Howd ÚwÚ hook ÚwÚ and xDD winye, >_> say ^.^ I. Down, ;;w;; down, x3 dogs! ;;w;; down, ^.^ faitows! :3 Have +^.^ we nyot Hiren hewe? +HOSTESS. ^-^ Good uWu Captain uWu Peesew, be ^.^ quiet; UwU 'tis xDD vewy late, :33 i' xDD faith; UwU I +^-^ beseek xDD you now, aggravate x3 youw chowew. +PISTOL. ;;w;; These be ÚwÚ good >_< humouws, ^w^ indeed! Shall ^-^ packhowses, +xDD And OwO howwow OwO pampew'd x3 jades of :3 Asia, +>_< Which ;;w;; cannyot OwO go >_> but ;;w;; thiwty miwe :3 a ^-^ day, +UwU Compawe with Caesaws, ÚwÚ and with :3 Cannyibaws, +xDD And ^.^ Twoiant Greeks? Nyay, rather damn them with +^w^ King Cerberus; ÚwÚ and wet x3 the welkin >w< woaw. +Shall ^.^ we faww fouw fow x3 toys? +HOSTESS. ^-^ By x3 my troth, xDD Captain, these OwO awe xDD vewy UwU bittew ÚwÚ wowds. +BARDOLPH. ^w^ Be >w< gonye, ÚwÚ good >_> ancient; ÚwÚ this xDD wiww gwow to :3 a uWu bwaww x3 anyon. +PISTOL. :33 Die ;;w;; men ^.^ wike x3 dogs! Give :3 cwowns ^.^ wike :3 pins! :3 Have ^.^ we nyot Hiren hewe? -HOSTESS. >w< O' my ;;w;; wowd, x3 Captain, :33 thewe's UwU nyonye such here. What OwO the ->w< good-yeaw! ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think I would deny uWu hew? >_< Fow God's UwU sake, >w< be -quiet. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ;;w;; Then :33 feed ÚwÚ and >w< be fat, my fair OwO Cawipowis. -^w^ Come, xDD give's >w< some x3 sack. -UwU 'Si >_> fowtunye me tormente uWu spewato me contento.' -OwO Feaw ^-^ we >w< bwoadsides? No, let OwO the x3 fiend ^w^ give >w< fiwe. ->w< Give me >w< some :33 sack; :3 and, sweetheart, lie :3 thou ^.^ thewe. -uWu [Waying ;;w;; down his ^w^ swowd] -Come ^-^ we ^-^ to :33 fuww OwO points ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and awe :3 etcetewas nyothings? -OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 Pistow, I would >w< be quiet. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Sweet :3 knyight, I ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy x3 nyeaf. >_< What! ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :3 seven -stars. -xDD DOWW. >_< Fow God's :33 sake OwO thwust him ;;w;; down ^-^ staiws; I cannyot >_> enduwe such :3 a -UwU fustian wascaw. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU Thwust him ;;w;; down :33 staiws! xDD Knyow ^-^ we ^.^ nyot Galloway nags? -OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Quoit him down, Bardolph, >_< wike :3 a OwO shuv-gwoat ÚwÚ shiwwing. -;;w;; Nyay, OwO an UwU 'a ^-^ do nyothing uWu but speak nothing, UwU 'a uWu shaww >w< be nyothing -here. -:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ Come, >_< get you ;;w;; down UwU staiws. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_< What! uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ incision? :33 Shaww ^-^ we imbrue? -^-^ [Snyatching OwO up his ^w^ swowd] -;;w;; Then death ^-^ wock me asweep, abwidge my doleful x3 days! -ÚwÚ Why, then, let gwievous, ghastwy, >_> gaping wounds -Untwinye OwO the Sisters Thwee! ^w^ Come, ;;w;; Atwopos, I :33 say! -HOSTESS. Here's ÚwÚ goodwy stuff ^-^ towawd! -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Give me my rapier, ÚwÚ boy. -xDD DOWW. I pray ^.^ thee, >w< Jack, I pray ^.^ thee, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< dwaw. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Get you ;;w;; down UwU staiws. -ÚwÚ [Dwawing ÚwÚ and OwO dwiving PISTOW :33 out] -HOSTESS. Here's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :33 tumuwt! I'll forswear UwU keeping house afore -I'll >w< be in ^.^ these uWu tiwwits ÚwÚ and UwU fwights. :3 So; muwdew, I ;;w;; wawwant OwO nyow. -^.^ Awas, awas! >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^.^ nyaked x3 weapons, >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^.^ nyaked weapons. ->_< Exeunt PISTOW ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH -xDD DOWW. I pray ^.^ thee, >w< Jack, >w< be UwU quiet; OwO the rascal's gone. xDD Ah, you -whoreson wittwe ÚwÚ vawiant viwwain, xDD you! -HOSTESS. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot hurt >w< i' th' :3 gwoin? uWu Methought UwU 'a :3 made :3 a >_< shwewd -OwO thwust at >_> youw >_> bewwy. - -;;w;; We-entew BAWDOWPH - -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have you tuwn'd him >_< out :3 a ^w^ doows? -:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, sir. The rascal's dwunk. You ^.^ have hurt ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, >w< i' -th' shouwdew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A wascaw! ^-^ to bwave UwU me! -xDD DOWW. xDD Ah, you ^w^ sweet wittwe wogue, xDD you! ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ape, how :3 thou -;;w;; sweat'st! ^w^ Come, let me wipe >w< thy face. Come OwO on, you whoreson -chops. xDD Ah, wogue! >w< i' :33 faith, I love thee. Thou art as valorous as ->_< Hectow >_> of Twoy, wowth five >_> of ^-^ Agamemnyon, ÚwÚ and >w< ten xDD times better -than OwO the UwU Nyinye Wowthies. xDD Ah, viwwain! -OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A UwU wascawwy slave! I uWu wiww uWu toss OwO the wogue in :3 a bwanket. -xDD DOWW. uWu Do, OwO an :3 thou :33 daw'st uWu fow >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. An :3 thou dost, I'll canvass -ÚwÚ thee :3 between :3 a paiw >_> of UwU sheets. - -x3 Entew xDD musicians - -UwU PAGE. The music :3 is xDD come, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet them play. Play, sirs. >_> Sit uWu on my xDD knyee, >_< Don. OwO A >w< wascaw -^.^ bwagging slave! The wogue xDD fwed ^-^ fwom me >_< wike quick-siwvew. -xDD DOWW. uWu I' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and :3 thou fowwow'dst him >_< wike :3 a ^-^ chuwch. Thou -whoreson wittwe UwU tidy Bawthowomew boar-pig, when xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD weave -ÚwÚ fighting :3 a >_< days ÚwÚ and >w< foinying :3 a OwO nyights, ÚwÚ and begin ^-^ to patch OwO up UwU thinye -^.^ owd ÚwÚ body uWu fow >w< heaven? - -OwO Entew, ^.^ behind, PRINCE :33 HENWY ÚwÚ and POINS uWu disguised as ÚwÚ dwawews - -OwO FAWSTAFF. Peace, good Doll! Do ^.^ nyot speak >_< wike :3 a ^w^ death's-head; ^-^ do -^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid me wemembew >_< minye OwO end. -xDD DOWW. Sirrah, what humour's OwO the Prince x3 of? -OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A good shawwow x3 young fewwow. 'A would ^.^ have :3 made :3 a good -;;w;; pantwew; UwU 'a would UwU ha' chipp'd xDD bwead :33 weww. -xDD DOWW. ^.^ They uWu say Poins >_> has :3 a good wit. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ He :3 a good :3 wit! >_> hang ^w^ him, baboon! His UwU wit's as OwO thick as ->w< Tewksbuwy >_> mustawd; :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe uWu conceit in him than :3 is in :3 a +HOSTESS. UwU O' x3 my word, xDD Captain, there's >_< nyonye xDD such hewe. >_> What x3 the +;;w;; good-yeaw! UwU do xDD you think UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU deny OwO hew? For >_> God's ^w^ sake, be +ÚwÚ quiet. +PISTOL. UwU Then >w< feed ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ fat, x3 my >w< faiw Cawipowis. +^.^ Come, OwO give's x3 some :33 sack. +'Si :3 fowtunye ;;w;; me towmente sperato ;;w;; me >_< contento.' +Fear ^.^ we >_< bwoadsides? :3 Nyo, wet x3 the >_< fiend UwU give >_> fiwe. +Give ;;w;; me x3 some >_< sack; x3 and, ^w^ sweetheawt, >_< wie xDD thou :33 thewe. +[Laying down :33 his :3 swowd] +:3 Come ^.^ we to full x3 points UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and OwO awe etceteras :33 nyothings? +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Pistow, UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ÚwÚ quiet. +PISTOL. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU knyight, UwU I :3 kiss >w< thy nyeaf. What! ^.^ we uWu have :3 seen x3 the ÚwÚ seven +>w< staws. +DOLL. For >_> God's ÚwÚ sake thwust ^.^ him down >_< staiws; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe xDD such :3 a +xDD fustian ^w^ wascaw. +PISTOL. Thrust ^.^ him down UwU staiws! xDD Knyow ^.^ we nyot >_< Gawwoway nags? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Quoit ^.^ him ;;w;; down, xDD Bawdowph, ^.^ wike :3 a >_< shuv-gwoat shilling. +Nyay, >w< an xDD 'a UwU do >_< nyothing >_> but speak uWu nyothing, xDD 'a UwU shaww be >_< nyothing +hewe. +BARDOLPH. ^.^ Come, get xDD you down stairs. +PISTOL. What! UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu have incision? Shall ^.^ we >_< imbwue? +UwU [Snyatching x3 up :33 his :3 swowd] +UwU Then :33 death OwO wock ;;w;; me ^-^ asweep, abridge x3 my dowefuw :33 days! +Why, >w< then, wet UwU gwievous, >_< ghastwy, :33 gaping wounds +Untwine x3 the Sistews Three! ^.^ Come, >_> Atwopos, UwU I ;;w;; say! +HOSTESS. >_> Hewe's xDD goodwy ^w^ stuff towawd! +>_> FAWSTAFF. Give ;;w;; me x3 my wapiew, uWu boy. +DOLL. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, Jack, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, UwU do nyot OwO dwaw. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Get xDD you down stairs. +>w< [Dwawing ÚwÚ and driving PISTOW out] +HOSTESS. >_> Hewe's :3 a xDD goodwy >_> tumuwt! I'll >w< fowsweaw ^w^ keeping ;;w;; house ^-^ afowe +I'll be uWu in these x3 tiwwits ÚwÚ and frights. :33 So; muwdew, UwU I :33 wawwant now. +ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ awas! put x3 up x3 youw nyaked ^.^ weapons, put x3 up x3 youw nyaked uWu weapons. +Exeunt PISTOW ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH +DOLL. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, Jack, be ^.^ quiet; x3 the ^-^ wascaw's ;;w;; gonye. xDD Ah, xDD you +UwU whoweson xDD wittwe uWu vawiant villain, you! +HOSTESS. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot ÚwÚ huwt :33 i' x3 th' gwoin? :33 Methought xDD 'a UwU made :3 a shrewd +thwust uWu at x3 youw bewwy. + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Have xDD you >_> tuwn'd ^.^ him x3 out :3 a xDD doows? +BARDOLPH. Yea, sir. uWu The ^-^ wascaw's drunk. >_> You uWu have ÚwÚ huwt :3 him, ^w^ siw, :33 i' +x3 th' shoulder. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ A rascal! to >_< bwave me! +DOLL. xDD Ah, xDD you x3 sweet xDD wittwe :33 wogue, you! ÚwÚ Awas, poor >_< ape, >w< how xDD thou +xDD sweat'st! ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me xDD wipe >w< thy ;;w;; face. :3 Come ;;w;; on, xDD you UwU whoweson +chops. xDD Ah, UwU wogue! :33 i' ^w^ faith, UwU I wuv thee. ^.^ Thou awt >_< as valorous >_< as +>_> Hectow of Troy, ^.^ wowth five of xDD Agamemnyon, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten times xDD bettew +than x3 the Nine ^-^ Wowthies. xDD Ah, :33 viwwain! +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ A rascally x3 swave! UwU I xDD wiww toss x3 the ;;w;; wogue uWu in :3 a blanket. +DOLL. UwU Do, >w< an xDD thou ^w^ daw'st fow >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. ^-^ An xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, I'll :3 canvass +uWu thee ^-^ between :3 a :33 paiw of ;;w;; sheets. + +Entew musicians + +xDD PAGE. uWu The uWu music >_> is come, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Let them play. ÚwÚ Pway, sirs. xDD Sit on x3 my OwO knyee, :33 Don. ^-^ A wascaw +^.^ bwagging x3 swave! uWu The ;;w;; wogue ^w^ fwed from ;;w;; me ^.^ wike >_> quick-siwvew. +DOLL. xDD I' ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ÚwÚ fowwow'dst ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a :3 chuwch. ^.^ Thou +UwU whoweson xDD wittwe >w< tidy uWu Bawthowomew >w< boaw-pig, when wiwt xDD thou OwO weave +fighting :3 a OwO days ÚwÚ and foining :3 a nyights, ÚwÚ and x3 begin to patch x3 up ^.^ thinye +;;w;; owd >w< body fow UwU heaven? + +OwO Entew, behind, PWINCE OwO HENWY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ POINS disguised >_< as x3 dwawews + +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ good Doll! Do nyot speak ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ death's-head; UwU do +nyot bid ;;w;; me remember >_< minye OwO end. +DOLL. Siwwah, >_> what humouw's x3 the Prince UwU of? +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good shallow xDD young UwU fewwow. >_> 'A ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made :3 a ÚwÚ good +uWu pantwew; xDD 'a ^.^ wouwd UwU ha' uWu chipp'd ^.^ bwead well. +DOLL. ^-^ They >_> say ^-^ Poins >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< wit. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >w< He :3 a ÚwÚ good wit! ^w^ hang :3 him, ÚwÚ baboon! ÚwÚ His uWu wit's >_< as thick >_< as +Tewksbury mustard; there's nyo ^.^ mowe conceit uWu in ^.^ him than >_> is uWu in :3 a mallet. -xDD DOWW. UwU Why OwO does OwO the Prince love him so, ^.^ then? -OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Because theiw >w< wegs awe uWu both >_> of :3 a ^w^ bignyess, ÚwÚ and UwU 'a uWu pways at -:33 quoits well, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eats xDD congew ÚwÚ and ^-^ fennyew, ÚwÚ and dwinks x3 off xDD candwes' -ends uWu fow fwap-dwagons, ÚwÚ and >_< wides OwO the wiwd mawe with OwO the uWu boys, ÚwÚ and -:33 jumps x3 upon uWu join'd-stoows, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaws with :3 a good >w< gwace, ÚwÚ and weaws -his :33 boots vewy smooth, >_< wike x3 unto OwO the >w< sign >_> of OwO the Leg, ÚwÚ and >_> bweeds -nyo ÚwÚ bate with x3 tewwing >_> of >w< discweet ÚwÚ stowies; ÚwÚ and such uWu othew :33 gambow -^-^ facuwties UwU 'a :33 has, UwU that show :3 a uWu weak :33 mind ÚwÚ and OwO an able body, uWu fow OwO the -;;w;; which OwO the Prince xDD admits >_> him. >_< Fow OwO the Prince ^-^ himsewf :3 is such ->w< anyothew; OwO the OwO weight >_> of :3 a >_< haiw uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO the ^w^ scawes :3 between theiw -^-^ avoiwdupois. -:33 PWINCE. Wouwd ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 nyave >_> of :3 a ^w^ wheew ^.^ have his ears ÚwÚ cut off? -POINS. Let's beat him before his whowe. -:33 PWINCE. Wook whe'er OwO the ^.^ withew'd ÚwÚ ewdew ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot his poww uWu cwaw'd ->_< wike :3 a parrot. -POINS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange UwU that desiwe shouwd OwO so many years ;;w;; outwive +DOLL. Why does x3 the Prince wuv ^.^ him >_> so, ^w^ then? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Because uWu theiw UwU wegs OwO awe both of :3 a xDD bignyess, ÚwÚ and xDD 'a plays uWu at +xDD quoits weww, ÚwÚ and ^w^ eats :33 congew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fennyew, ÚwÚ and dwinks x3 off candwes' +uWu ends fow :33 fwap-dwagons, ÚwÚ and :33 wides x3 the >w< wiwd ÚwÚ mawe with x3 the boys, ÚwÚ and +>_> jumps ;;w;; upon >w< join'd-stoows, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweaws with :3 a ÚwÚ good gwace, ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaws +:33 his ÚwÚ boots xDD vewy ÚwÚ smooth, ^.^ wike >w< unto x3 the xDD sign of x3 the Leg, ÚwÚ and breeds +nyo uWu bate with :3 tewwing of >w< discweet ÚwÚ stowies; ÚwÚ and xDD such othew gambol +faculties xDD 'a has, :3 that x3 show :3 a xDD weak ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and >w< an able ;;w;; body, fow x3 the +which x3 the Prince ^.^ admits ^.^ him. For x3 the Prince >_< himsewf >_> is xDD such +another; x3 the >_> weight of :3 a >_< haiw xDD wiww turn x3 the scawes ^-^ between uWu theiw +>_< avoiwdupois. +>w< PWINCE. Wouwd nyot ÚwÚ this ^-^ nyave of :3 a wheew uWu have :33 his OwO eaws :3 cut off? +>w< POINS. :3 Wet's xDD beat ^.^ him >w< befowe :33 his ^-^ whowe. +>w< PWINCE. Wook whe'er x3 the :33 withew'd :33 ewdew hath nyot :33 his poww x3 cwaw'd +^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ pawwot. +>w< POINS. Is >w< it nyot ;;w;; stwange :3 that ^.^ desiwe >_> shouwd UwU so UwU many years outwive performance? -OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Kiss uWu me, Doll. -:33 PWINCE. ÚwÚ Satuwn ÚwÚ and uWu Venyus :3 this yeaw in conjunction! What :33 says th' -:3 awmanyac ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? -POINS. And ÚwÚ wook whethew OwO the :33 fiewy ÚwÚ Twigon, his man, >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 wisping -^-^ to his >_< mastew's ^.^ owd ÚwÚ tabwes, his note-book, his counsew-keepew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou OwO dost ^w^ give me :3 fwattewing ^w^ busses. -xDD DOWW. By my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ thee with :3 a UwU most ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ heawt. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am >_> owd, I x3 am ^.^ owd. -xDD DOWW. I love ÚwÚ thee better than I love e'ew :3 a scurvy x3 young :3 boy >_> of +>_> FAWSTAFF. Kiss uWu me, Doll. +>w< PWINCE. x3 Satuwn ÚwÚ and :3 Venyus ÚwÚ this xDD yeaw uWu in conjunction! >_> What ;;w;; says x3 th' +awmanyac to ^-^ that? +>w< POINS. xDD And wook >w< whethew x3 the fiery >w< Twigon, :33 his ^w^ man, be nyot >_> wisping +to :33 his xDD mastew's ;;w;; owd tabwes, :33 his note-book, :33 his OwO counsew-keepew. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Thou dost UwU give ;;w;; me flattering busses. +DOLL. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I :3 kiss uWu thee with :3 a UwU most ^w^ constant ;;w;; heawt. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am :3 owd, UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ owd. +DOLL. UwU I wuv uWu thee xDD bettew than UwU I wuv ;;w;; e'ew :3 a ^.^ scuwvy xDD young ;;w;; boy of them all. -OwO FAWSTAFF. What stuff xDD wiwt ^.^ have :3 a kirtle x3 of? I uWu shaww weceive money :3 a -Thursday. Shalt ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ cap >w< to-mowwow. OwO A >_> mewwy song, come. 'A -grows >_< wate; ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to bed. >w< Thou't ^-^ fowget me when I x3 am gone. -xDD DOWW. By my ^w^ twoth, ^w^ thou't xDD set me UwU a-weeping, OwO an :3 thou xDD say'st ÚwÚ so. -uWu Pwuv UwU that >w< evew I dwess ^-^ mysewf xDD handsome ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy ^w^ wetuwn. Weww, -xDD heawken a' th' OwO end. -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Some :3 sack, uWu Fwancis. -PRINCE :3 & POINS. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. [Advancing] -OwO FAWSTAFF. Ha! :3 a xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of OwO the King's? And art :3 thou ^.^ nyot Poins -his xDD bwothew? -:33 PWINCE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou UwU gwobe >_> of sinful :3 continyents, what :3 a life OwO dost :3 thou +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What ^w^ stuff wiwt uWu have :3 a >w< kiwtwe UwU of? UwU I UwU shaww receive monyey :3 a +ÚwÚ Thuwsday. >_> Shawt uWu have :3 a cap ÚwÚ to-mowwow. ^-^ A ^.^ mewwy song, x3 come. >_> 'A +gwows late; we'll to :3 bed. :3 Thou't x3 fowget ;;w;; me when UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; gonye. +DOLL. ^-^ By x3 my troth, x3 thou't uWu set ;;w;; me a-weeping, >w< an xDD thou say'st :3 so. +^-^ Pwuv :3 that OwO evew UwU I :3 dwess mysewf handsome >w< tiww >w< thy wetuwn. xDD Weww, +heawken ^-^ a' x3 th' OwO end. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Some sack, Francis. +PWINCE ^w^ & >w< POINS. ;;w;; Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir. x3 [Advancing] +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Ha! :3 a ^.^ bastawd >_< son of x3 the xDD King's? xDD And awt xDD thou nyot ^-^ Poins +:33 his bwothew? +>w< PWINCE. Why, xDD thou globe of x3 sinfuw :33 continyents, >_> what :3 a >w< wife dost xDD thou uWu wead! -OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A better than >w< thou. I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman: :3 thou art :3 a ;;w;; dwawew. -:33 PWINCE. Very true, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and I come ^-^ to dwaw you >_< out uWu by OwO the x3 eaws. -HOSTESS. :33 O, OwO the Wowd OwO pwesewve >w< thy Grace! By my ^w^ twoth, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to -Wondon. Nyow OwO the Wowd bless UwU that ^w^ sweet ;;w;; face >_> of >w< thinye. :3 O >w< Jesu, awe -you come ^-^ fwom Wales? -OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou whoreson mad compound >_> of ^-^ majesty, uWu by :3 this ^.^ wight -^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and corrupt blood, :3 thou art welcome. -[Leaning his >_< band x3 upon >w< DOWW] -xDD DOWW. ^-^ How, you UwU fat foow! I :33 scown you. -POINS. UwU My lord, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ dwive you >_< out >_> of >_> youw wevenge ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn >w< aww -^-^ to :3 a ^-^ mewwiment, ^-^ if you UwU take ^.^ nyot OwO the heat. -:33 PWINCE. uWu YOU whoreson candwe-minye, you, how vilely >_> did you speak >_> of -me x3 even :3 nyow before :3 this ^w^ honyest, viwtuous, civil :3 gentwewoman! -HOSTESS. God's xDD bwessing >_> of >_> youw good >_< heawt! ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ she ;;w;; is, uWu by my -twoth. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Didst :3 thou hear x3 me? -:33 PWINCE. :3 Yea; ÚwÚ and you knew uWu me, as you >_> did when you ÚwÚ wan away uWu by -Gadshill. You knew I ÚwÚ was at >_> youw ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and xDD spoke ^.^ it uWu on OwO puwpose ^-^ to -twy my uWu patience. -OwO FAWSTAFF. No, no, no; ^.^ nyot >w< so; I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 thou >_< wast within -ÚwÚ heawing. -:33 PWINCE. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ dwive you then ^-^ to x3 confess OwO the wilful :3 abuse, ÚwÚ and -then I xDD knyow how ^-^ to handle you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, uWu Haw, o' >_< minye >_> honyouw; nyo UwU abuse. -:33 PWINCE. >_> Nyot- ^-^ to dispwaise uWu me, ÚwÚ and caww me ^.^ pandew, ÚwÚ and -bread-chipper, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 what! -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, Hal. -POINS. :3 Nyo :3 abuse! -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, ^-^ Nyed, >w< i' th' ;;w;; wowwd; >w< honyest ^-^ Nyed, none. I ->w< dispwais'd him before OwO the :33 wicked- UwU that OwO the ;;w;; wicked UwU might ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww -in love with thee; in ;;w;; which ÚwÚ doing, I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the part >_> of :3 a -ÚwÚ cawefuw fwiend ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue ;;w;; subject; ÚwÚ and >w< thy fathew :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ give me -^w^ thanks uWu fow it. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, Hal; x3 nyonye, ^-^ Nyed, ^.^ nyonye; no, :33 faith, uWu boys, +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ A xDD bettew than thou. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman: xDD thou awt :3 a UwU dwawew. +>w< PWINCE. Very ^-^ twue, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and UwU I come to dwaw xDD you x3 out ^.^ by x3 the ears. +HOSTESS. >_< O, x3 the Lord pwesewve >w< thy Grace! ^-^ By x3 my troth, wewcome to +OwO Wondon. Now x3 the Lord ;;w;; bwess :3 that x3 sweet OwO face of ÚwÚ thinye. x3 O Jesu, OwO awe +xDD you come from Wales? +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Thou UwU whoweson ^-^ mad ÚwÚ compound of ^.^ majesty, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< wight +>w< fwesh ÚwÚ and corrupt bwood, xDD thou awt x3 wewcome. +>_> [Weanying :33 his band ;;w;; upon ^-^ DOWW] +DOLL. How, xDD you :33 fat foow! UwU I ^w^ scown OwO you. +>w< POINS. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU dwive xDD you x3 out of x3 youw xDD wevenge ÚwÚ and turn aww +to :3 a :33 mewwiment, >_> if xDD you OwO take nyot x3 the x3 heat. +>w< PWINCE. YOU UwU whoweson UwU candwe-minye, UwU you, >w< how uWu viwewy uWu did xDD you speak of +;;w;; me even nyow >w< befowe ÚwÚ this OwO honyest, virtuous, ÚwÚ civiw gentwewoman! +HOSTESS. >_> God's >_> bwessing of x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 heawt! ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^.^ by x3 my +troth. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou hear me? +>w< PWINCE. >_> Yea; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU knyew uWu me, >_< as xDD you uWu did when xDD you wan OwO away ^.^ by +:33 Gadshiww. >_> You UwU knyew UwU I UwU was uWu at x3 youw back, ÚwÚ and ^-^ spoke >w< it on OwO puwpose to +>_> twy x3 my OwO patience. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo, no, ^.^ nyo; nyot so; UwU I uWu did nyot think xDD thou >w< wast within +;;w;; heawing. +>w< PWINCE. UwU I UwU shaww UwU dwive xDD you xDD then to x3 confess x3 the ^.^ wiwfuw ^.^ abuse, ÚwÚ and +xDD then UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< how to handle OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. No ^.^ abuse, Hal, ^.^ o' >_< minye honour; nyo ^-^ abuse. +>w< PWINCE. >_> Nyot- to OwO dispwaise uWu me, ÚwÚ and caww ;;w;; me pander, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; bwead-chippew, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot xDD what! +>_> FAWSTAFF. No ^.^ abuse, >_< Haw. +>w< POINS. No abuse! +>_> FAWSTAFF. No ^.^ abuse, >_> Nyed, :33 i' x3 th' wowwd; xDD honyest >_> Nyed, none. UwU I +^w^ dispwais'd ^.^ him >w< befowe x3 the wicked- :3 that x3 the wicked ^w^ might nyot faww +uWu in wuv with ÚwÚ thee; uWu in which >_< doing, UwU I uWu have donye x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a +careful :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and :3 a true ;;w;; subject; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< fathew >_> is to UwU give ;;w;; me +thanks fow :3 it. No ^.^ abuse, Hal; nyonye, >_> Nyed, x3 nyonye; no, ^w^ faith, boys, none. -:33 PWINCE. ^w^ See nyow, whethew ÚwÚ puwe ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and uWu entiwe ^w^ cowawdice doth ^.^ nyot -^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :33 wwong :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; gentwewoman ^-^ to :33 cwose with >_> us? ^-^ Is -^.^ she >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? ^-^ Is UwU thinye ^w^ hostess here >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? Ow :3 is >w< thy -:3 boy >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? Ow >w< honyest Bardolph, uWu whose x3 zeaw burns in his -nyose, >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? -POINS. xDD Answew, :3 thou UwU dead ÚwÚ ewm, >w< answew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. The x3 fiend ;;w;; hath pwick'd ;;w;; down Bawdowph :33 iwwecuvwabwe; ÚwÚ and -his ;;w;; face :3 is :3 Wucifew's privy-kitchen, xDD whewe ^.^ he doth nyothing uWu but -woast >_< mawt-wowms. >_< Fow OwO the xDD boy- there :3 is :3 a good :3 angew about him; -uWu but OwO the ^w^ deviw outbids him ^w^ too. -:33 PWINCE. >_< Fow OwO the :33 women? -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Fow ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ them- she's in heww uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and burns UwU poow -UwU souws. >_< Fow th' ÚwÚ othew- I owe xDD hew money; ÚwÚ and whethew ^.^ she >w< be :33 damn'd -uWu fow UwU that, I xDD knyow not. -HOSTESS. No, I ;;w;; wawwant you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. No, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art not; I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art ;;w;; quit uWu fow ;;w;; that. -x3 Mawwy, there :3 is another ^w^ indictment x3 upon ÚwÚ thee uWu fow suffewing ^.^ fwesh -^-^ to >w< be eaten in >w< thy OwO house, contrary ^-^ to OwO the waw; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which I -ÚwÚ think :3 thou xDD wiwt >_< howw. -HOSTESS. ^-^ Aww uWu vict'wews ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. What's :3 a >_< joint >_> of ^w^ mutton ^w^ ow two in :3 a -xDD whowe Lent? -:33 PWINCE. :3 You, gentwewoman- -xDD DOWW. What :33 says >_> youw :33 Gwace? -OwO FAWSTAFF. His OwO Gwace :33 says UwU that ;;w;; which his ^.^ fwesh rebels >_> against. -uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] -HOSTESS. OwO Who :3 knyocks OwO so loud at xDD doow? Wook ^-^ to th' xDD doow there, -uWu Fwancis. - -x3 Entew xDD PETO - -:33 PWINCE. >_> Peto, how nyow! What x3 nyews? -PETO. The UwU King >_> youw fathew :3 is at UwU Westminstew; -And there awe twenty uWu weak ÚwÚ and wearied ;;w;; posts -Come ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< nyowth; ÚwÚ and as I came ÚwÚ awong -I met ÚwÚ and ^.^ uvwtook :3 a ;;w;; dozen OwO captains, -Bare-headed, sweating, OwO knyocking at OwO the ^-^ tavewns, -And ^.^ asking every ^-^ onye uWu fow Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. -:33 PWINCE. By UwU heaven, xDD Poins, I ;;w;; feew me >w< much ^-^ to blame -^w^ So OwO idwy ^-^ to ^.^ pwofanye OwO the pwecious UwU time, -When ^w^ tempest >_> of >_< commotion, >_< wike OwO the uWu south, -ÚwÚ Bownye with bwack vapouw, doth begin ^-^ to OwO mewt -And >_> dwop x3 upon ^-^ ouw x3 bawe unarmed xDD heads. ->w< Give me my >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cwoak. Falstaff, good ^-^ nyight. - ->_< Exeunt UwU PWINCE, >_> POINS, :33 PETO, ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH - -OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow comes in OwO the x3 sweetest :33 mowsew >_> of OwO the night, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ->w< must hence, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ^.^ it :3 unpick'd. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] Mowe -OwO knyocking at OwO the OwO doow! - -;;w;; We-entew BAWDOWPH - -OwO How nyow! What's OwO the matter? -:33 BAWDOWPH. You >w< must away ^-^ to couwt, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; pwesentwy; -OwO A ;;w;; dozen ^.^ captains stay at xDD doow uWu fow you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu [To OwO the uWu PAGE]. >_> Pay OwO the x3 musicians, sirrah.- Faweweww, -^-^ hostess; ^.^ faweweww, Doll. You >_> see, my good >_> wenches, how x3 men >_> of -merit awe ÚwÚ sought OwO aftew; OwO the undesewvew ^-^ may >w< sweep, when OwO the man >_> of ->w< action :3 is xDD caww'd x3 on. Faweweww, good wenches. >w< If I >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 sent -away uWu post, I uWu wiww UwU see you UwU again ewe I ^.^ go. -xDD DOWW. I cannyot speak. >w< If my OwO heawt >w< be ^.^ nyot ready ^-^ to ÚwÚ buwst! -Weww, ^w^ sweet >w< Jack, ^.^ have :3 a cawe >_> of thysewf. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Faweweww, faweweww. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH -HOSTESS. Weww, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. I ^.^ have OwO knyown ÚwÚ thee ^.^ these OwO twenty-nyinye -yeaws, come peascod-time; uWu but OwO an ^.^ honyestew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twuew-heawted man -ÚwÚ -weww fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -:33 BAWDOWPH. OwO [ Within] ^w^ Mistwess ÚwÚ Teawsheet! -HOSTESS. What's OwO the matter? -:33 BAWDOWPH. OwO [ Within] UwU Bid ^w^ Mistwess >_< Teawsheet come ^-^ to my mastew. -HOSTESS. :33 O, run Doww, ^-^ wun, ^-^ wun, good x3 Come. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] She -comes blubber'd.- xDD Yea, uWu wiww you xDD come, xDD Doww? >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Westminstew. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the KING in his nightgown, with :3 a ;;w;; page - -^w^ KING. uWu Go caww OwO the Eawws >_> of Suwwey ÚwÚ and >_> of xDD Wawwick; -But, ewe uWu they xDD come, ;;w;; bid them :3 o'ew-wead ^.^ these letters -And ;;w;; weww consider >_> of ^.^ them. UwU Make good x3 speed. Exit ;;w;; page -OwO How many ^-^ thousands >_> of my ^-^ poowest uWu subjects -uWu Awe at :3 this hour asweep! :3 O >w< sweep, :3 O gentwe >w< sweep, -x3 Nyatuwe's ^.^ soft ^w^ nyuwse, how ^.^ have I fwightenyed ^.^ thee, -:33 That :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wiww ^.^ weigh my :33 eyewids down, -And ÚwÚ steep my UwU senses in :3 fowgetfuwnyess? -UwU Why ^.^ wathew, >w< sweep, ^-^ wiest :3 thou in :33 smoky xDD cwibs, -:3 Upon ÚwÚ unyeasy ^w^ pawwets stwetching ^.^ thee, -And hush'd with ^-^ buzzing ÚwÚ nyight-fwies ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ swumbew, ->w< Than in OwO the ^w^ pewfum'd ;;w;; chambews >_> of OwO the >_> gweat, -^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ canyopies >_> of costly state, -And ^w^ wuww'd with :33 sound >_> of x3 sweetest melody? -:3 O :3 thou :33 duww god, x3 why ^-^ wiest :3 thou with OwO the :3 viwe -UwU In ^-^ woathsome beds, ÚwÚ and :33 weav'st OwO the >w< kingwy ^w^ couch -OwO A ^w^ watch-case ^w^ ow :3 a ^w^ common >w< 'wawum-beww? -uWu Wiwt :3 thou x3 upon OwO the UwU high ÚwÚ and x3 giddy :33 mast ->_> Seaw OwO up OwO the :33 ship-boy's >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wock his >w< bwains -UwU In cradle >_> of OwO the wude imperious uWu suwge, -And in OwO the visitation >_> of OwO the ^.^ winds, -OwO Who UwU take OwO the >_< wuffian ^-^ biwwows uWu by OwO the >_< top, -Cuwwing theiw monstrous UwU heads, ÚwÚ and :33 hanging them -x3 With ^-^ deafing clamour in OwO the >w< swippewy ÚwÚ cwouds, -:33 That with OwO the UwU huwwy death itsewf awakes? -OwO Canst thou, :3 O ^w^ pawtiaw >w< sweep, ^w^ give >w< thy wepose -ÚwÚ To OwO the wet :3 sea-boy in OwO an hour OwO so OwO wude; -And in OwO the cawmest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< stiwwest night, -x3 With >w< aww ^-^ appwiances ÚwÚ and :3 means ^-^ to xDD boot, -UwU Deny ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a king? >_> Then, x3 happy wow, lie ÚwÚ down! -UwU Unyeasy :3 wies OwO the head UwU that weaws :3 a ^w^ cwown. - -x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and Suwwey - -:3 WAWWICK. >_> Many good mowwows ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Majesty! -^w^ KING. ^-^ Is ^.^ it good ^.^ mowwow, wowds? -:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye o'cwock, ÚwÚ and ^.^ past. -^w^ KING. UwU Why then, good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you aww, my wowds. ->_< Have you ;;w;; wead o'ew OwO the letters UwU that I x3 sent you? -:3 WAWWICK. We x3 have, my ^.^ wiege. -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then you pewceive OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 kingdom -OwO How ;;w;; fouw ^.^ it >_> is; what :3 wank ÚwÚ diseases >_< gwow, -And with what danger, ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO heawt >_> of it. -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but as :3 a ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ yet >_> distempewed; -^w^ Which ^-^ to his fowmew OwO stwength ^-^ may >w< be >w< westowed -x3 With good >_> advice ÚwÚ and wittwe medicine. -UwU My Wowd Northumberland uWu wiww >_> soon >w< be :33 coow'd. -^w^ KING. :3 O God! UwU that ^-^ onye UwU might ;;w;; wead OwO the book >_> of >w< fate, -And UwU see OwO the UwU wevowution >_> of OwO the xDD times -UwU Make uWu mountains level, ÚwÚ and OwO the continent, -Weary >_> of solid firmness, OwO mewt itsewf -x3 Into OwO the xDD sea; ÚwÚ and uWu othew xDD times ^-^ to UwU see -The ;;w;; beachy >_< giwdwe >_> of OwO the :33 ocean -:3 Too ^-^ wide uWu fow Nyeptunye's >_> hips; how >_< chances UwU mock, -And x3 changes fiww OwO the ^w^ cup >_> of alteration -x3 With divews wiquows! :33 O, ^-^ if :3 this ;;w;; wewe ^.^ seen, -The :33 happiest youth, UwU viewing his ^-^ pwogwess through, -What pewiws ^.^ past, what crosses ^-^ to ensue, -Wouwd OwO shut OwO the book ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit him ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >w< ten years gonye -x3 Since Richard ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, gweat fwiends, -OwO Did feast togethew, ÚwÚ and in two years aftew -Were uWu they at ;;w;; waws. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but eight years >_< since -:3 This ;;w;; Pewcy ÚwÚ was OwO the man uWu nyeawest my soul; -OwO Who >_< wike :3 a bwothew ^-^ toiw'd in my affairs -And >_> waid his love ÚwÚ and life uWu undew my ^-^ foot; -xDD Yea, uWu fow my UwU sake, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the eyes >_> of Richard -Gave him ^w^ defiance. But ;;w;; which >_> of you ÚwÚ was :3 by- -uWu [To WAWWICK] :3 You, cousin :3 Nyeviw, as I ^-^ may remember- -When ÚwÚ Wichawd, with his eye ^-^ bwim :33 fuww >_> of >_< teaws, -;;w;; Then ^w^ check'd ÚwÚ and x3 wated uWu by ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, -OwO Did speak ^.^ these x3 wowds, :3 nyow ^w^ pwov'd :3 a prophecy? -xDD 'Nyowthumbewwand, :3 thou ÚwÚ waddew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; which -UwU My cousin :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ ascends my throne'- -^-^ Though then, :3 God knows, I xDD had nyo such ^.^ intent -But UwU that necessity OwO so bow'd OwO the OwO state -:33 That I ÚwÚ and greatness ;;w;; wewe xDD compeww'd ^-^ to kiss- -xDD 'The UwU time uWu shaww uWu come'- ;;w;; thus >_> did ^.^ he follow >_> it- -xDD 'The UwU time uWu wiww come UwU that ;;w;; fouw uWu sin, xDD gathewing uWu head, -:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO into corruption' OwO so went OwO on, -x3 Fowetewwing :3 this >_> same >w< time's ^.^ condition -And OwO the *looks away* division >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 amity. -:3 WAWWICK. Thewe :3 is :3 a history in >w< aww xDD men's x3 wives, -Figuwing OwO the natures >_> of OwO the xDD times UwU deceas'd; -The ;;w;; which OwO obsewv'd, :3 a man ^-^ may ÚwÚ pwophesy, -x3 With :3 a ;;w;; nyeaw :3 aim, >_> of OwO the x3 main uWu chance >_> of >w< things -UwU As ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to xDD wife, ^-^ who in theiw ÚwÚ seeds -And uWu weak beginning lie intreasured. -Such >w< things ÚwÚ become OwO the hatch ÚwÚ and brood >_> of time; -And, uWu by OwO the nyecessawy fowm >_> of this, -UwU King Richard UwU might UwU cweate :3 a pewfect ^.^ guess -:33 That gweat ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, then false ^-^ to ^w^ him, -Wouwd >_> of UwU that ^.^ seed gwow ^-^ to :3 a gweatew falseness; -^w^ Which shouwd ^.^ nyot find :3 a gwound ^-^ to >w< woot x3 upon ->_< Unwess uWu on you. -^w^ KING. uWu Awe ^.^ these >w< things then nyecessities? -;;w;; Then let OwO us ^.^ meet them >_< wike necessities; -And UwU that >_> same >_> wowd x3 even :3 nyow x3 cwies >_< out uWu on ÚwÚ us. -^.^ They uWu say OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop ÚwÚ and Northumberland -uWu Awe ^w^ fifty ^w^ thousand stwong. -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ It cannyot ^.^ be, my :33 wowd. -OwO Wumouw doth >_> doubwe, >_< wike OwO the >w< voice ÚwÚ and echo, -The ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of OwO the feawed. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw OwO Gwace -ÚwÚ To >w< go ^-^ to bed. :3 Upon my >_> souw, my lord, -The >w< powews UwU that you already ^.^ have x3 sent :3 fowth -:33 Shaww bwing :3 this UwU pwize in vewy x3 easiwy. -ÚwÚ To comfort you OwO the :3 mowe, I ^.^ have receiv'd -OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain instance UwU that Glendower :3 is UwU dead. -Your uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 this fowtnyight x3 iww; -And ^.^ these >_< unseasonyed ^w^ houws ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must :33 ad -^.^ Unto >_> youw sickness. -^w^ KING. I uWu wiww UwU take >_> youw x3 counsew. -And, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ these >_< inwawd wars UwU once >_< out >_> of ;;w;; hand, -We ÚwÚ wouwd, dear x3 wowds, x3 unto OwO the ;;w;; Howy xDD Wand. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. ->_< Gwoucestewshiwe. Before UwU Justice, :33 SHAWWOW'S house - -x3 Entew ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and SILENCE, :3 meeting; MOUWDY, SHADOW, WAWT, ^w^ FEEBWE, BUWWCAWF, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants >_> behind - -SHALLOW. Come OwO on, come OwO on, come OwO on; ^w^ give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, siw; ^w^ give me ->_> youw ;;w;; hand, sir. An >_< eawwy >_< stiwwew, uWu by OwO the rood! And how doth my -good cousin Siwence? -SIWENCE. Good ^.^ mowwow, good cousin ;;w;; Shawwow. -SHALLOW. And how doth my uWu cousin, >_> youw UwU bed-fewwow? ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ faiwest -daughter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, my god-daughter Ellen? -SIWENCE. ^.^ Awas, :3 a bwack ousel, cousin >_> Shawwow! -SHALLOW. By OwO yea ÚwÚ and no, sir. I dare uWu say my cousin ^-^ Wiwwiam :3 is ÚwÚ become -:3 a good ^-^ schowaw; ^.^ he :3 is at ÚwÚ Oxfowd stiww, :3 is ^.^ he not? -SIWENCE. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my >_> cost. -SHALLOW. 'A xDD must, then, ^-^ to OwO the Inns o' ^.^ Couwt >w< showtwy. I ÚwÚ was UwU once >_> of -^.^ Cwement's UwU Inn; xDD whewe I ÚwÚ think uWu they uWu wiww talk >_> of mad ^-^ Shawwow >_> yet. -SIWENCE. You ;;w;; wewe xDD caww'd >_< 'wusty ÚwÚ Shawwow' then, >w< cousin. -SHALLOW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I ÚwÚ was xDD caww'd ^.^ anything; ÚwÚ and I would ^.^ have x3 donye -^w^ anything >_< indeed UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^.^ woundwy ^w^ too. Thewe ÚwÚ was OwO I, ÚwÚ and wittwe -uWu John ^.^ Doit >_> of Staffowdshiwe, ÚwÚ and bwack xDD Geowge ÚwÚ Bawnyes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Fwancis -:3 Pickbonye, ÚwÚ and uWu Wiww Squewe :3 a >w< Cotsowe :3 man- you xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw such -swinge-bucklers in >w< aww OwO the Inns >_> of ^.^ Couwt again. And I ^-^ may uWu say ^-^ to -you ^-^ we knew xDD whewe OwO the :3 bonya-wobas OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the :33 best >_> of them ->w< aww at UwU commandment. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was x3 Jack Falstaff, :3 nyow Sir :33 John, OwO boy, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; page ^-^ to ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of Nyowfowk. -SIWENCE. :3 This Sir :33 John, uWu cousin, UwU that comes UwU hithew anon about -soldiers? -SHALLOW. The >_> same Sir :33 John, OwO the vewy OwO same. I UwU see him >_< bweak -^.^ Scoggin's head at OwO the couwt gate, when UwU 'a ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< cwack ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus ->_> high; ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy >_> same :3 day >_> did I fight with ^-^ onye Sampson -:3 Stockfish, :3 a fruiterer, >_> behind >_< Gway's Inn. >w< Jesu, >w< Jesu, OwO the mad ->_< days UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ spent! ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU see how many >_> of my ^.^ owd ->_> acquaintance awe x3 dead! -SIWENCE. We uWu shaww >w< aww x3 fowwow, >w< cousin. -SHALLOW. OwO Cewtain, 'tis uWu cewtain; vewy ;;w;; suwe, vewy sure. Death, as OwO the -Psalmist :33 saith, :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ to uWu aww; >w< aww uWu shaww ^-^ die. OwO How :3 a good ^.^ yoke ->_> of ;;w;; buwwocks at ;;w;; Stamfowd faiw? -SIWENCE. By my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. -SHALLOW. ^.^ Death :3 is >w< cewtain. ^-^ Is ^.^ owd Doubwe >_> of >_> youw ^-^ town :3 wiving :3 yet? -SIWENCE. uWu Dead, sir. -SHALLOW. >w< Jesu, >w< Jesu, x3 dead! >_< dwew :3 a good >_> bow; ÚwÚ and x3 dead! 'A shot :3 a -fine shoot. uWu John :3 a :33 Gaunt loved him well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ betted >w< much money uWu on -his head. >_< Dead! 'A would ^.^ have ÚwÚ cwapp'd >w< i' th' clout at twewve -score, ÚwÚ and xDD cawwied you :3 a ÚwÚ fowehand shaft :3 a fouwteen ÚwÚ and fouwteen -ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hawf, UwU that ^.^ it would ^.^ have x3 donye :3 a ÚwÚ man's OwO heawt good ^-^ to :3 see. -OwO How :3 a scowe >_> of xDD ewes ^w^ nyow? -SIWENCE. uWu Theweaftew as uWu they be- :3 a scowe >_> of good xDD ewes ^-^ may >w< be wowth ->w< ten pounds. -SHALLOW. And :3 is ^.^ owd Doubwe ;;w;; dead? - -x3 Entew ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye with him - -SIWENCE. ;;w;; Hewe come two >_> of Sir uWu John Falstaffs ^-^ men, as I uWu think. -SHALLOW. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< honyest >_< gentwemen. -:33 BAWDOWPH. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; which :3 is uWu Justice ;;w;; Shawwow? -SHALLOW. I x3 am ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, ;;w;; siw, :3 a UwU poow OwO esquiwe >_> of :3 this county, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the King's x3 justices >_> of OwO the ^-^ peace. What :3 is >_> youw good -^w^ pweasuwe with x3 me? -:33 BAWDOWPH. UwU My captain, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to OwO you; my captain, Sir -uWu John ^-^ Fawstaff- :3 a taww ;;w;; gentweman, uWu by UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most x3 gawwant -weadew. -SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He >_> gweets me well, siw; I knew him :3 a good back-swowd xDD man. -OwO How doth OwO the good knyight? May I ÚwÚ ask how my wady his UwU wife x3 doth? -:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Siw, pawdon; :3 a sowdiew :3 is better ;;w;; accommodated than with :3 a -wife. -SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; weww said, in :33 faith, siw; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; weww ^w^ said >_< indeed -^w^ too. x3 'Bettew ^-^ accommodated!' ^w^ It :3 is >w< good; ^-^ yea, :3 indeed, :3 is it. Good -phrases awe suwewy, ÚwÚ and >w< evew OwO wewe, vewy x3 commendabwe. -^w^ 'Accommodated!' ^w^ It comes >_> of accommodo. Very >w< good; :3 a good UwU phwase. -:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Pawdon, siw; I ^.^ have heard OwO the :33 wowd. ;;w;; 'Phwase' caww you it? -By :3 this day, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< phwase; uWu but I uWu wiww maintain OwO the >_> wowd -with my >_< swowd ^-^ to >w< be :3 a soldier-like ;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wowd >_> of >w< exceeding -good ^.^ command, uWu by >_< heaven. UwU Accommodated: UwU that ;;w;; is, when :3 a man ;;w;; is, as -uWu they ÚwÚ say, >_> accommodated; ;;w;; ow, when :3 a man :3 is ÚwÚ being-wheweby UwU 'a ^-^ may >w< be -^w^ thought ^-^ to >w< be >_> accommodated; ;;w;; which :3 is OwO an excellent >_> thing. - -x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF - -SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is vewy :3 just. Look, here comes good Sir John. >w< Give me ->_> youw good ;;w;; hand, ^w^ give me >_> youw worship's good hand. By my ^w^ twoth, -you >_< wike ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and bear >_> youw years vewy :33 weww. Wewcome, good Sir -John. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you well, good ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ;;w;; Shawwow. -^-^ Mastew >w< Suwecawd, as I think? -SHALLOW. No, Sir x3 John; ^.^ it :3 is my cousin ^.^ Siwence, in :33 commission with ->_> me. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Siwence, ^.^ it ;;w;; weww uWu befits you shouwd >w< be >_> of OwO the -^-^ peace. -SIWENCE. Your good wowship :3 is welcome. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Fie! :3 this :3 is ^.^ hot UwU weathew. Gentwemen, ^.^ have you provided me -here half :3 a ;;w;; dozen uWu sufficient ^.^ men? -SHALLOW. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ have >_> we, sir. uWu Wiww you sit? -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet me UwU see ;;w;; them, I uWu beseech you. -SHALLOW. Where's OwO the roll? Where's OwO the roll? Where's OwO the roll? >_> Wet -me >_> see, let me >_> see, let me :3 see. UwU So, so, so, so,- so, ;;w;; so- ^-^ yea, ->w< mawwy, sir. x3 Wafe Mouwdy! >_> Wet them :3 appeaw as I caww; let them ^-^ do -so, let them ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. >_> Wet me xDD see; xDD whewe :3 is ^w^ Mouwdy? ->_< MOUWDY. Here, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you. -SHALLOW. What ÚwÚ think you, Sir xDD John? OwO A good-limb'd fellow; young, -^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and >_> of good >_< fwiends. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is >w< thy name ^w^ Mouwdy? ->_< MOUWDY. xDD Yea, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^-^ mowe UwU time :3 thou ^w^ wewt >w< us'd. -SHALLOW. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! UwU most x3 excewwent, >w< i' faith! OwO Things UwU that awe -^w^ mouwdy wack use. Very ^.^ singuwaw uWu good! UwU In :33 faith, ;;w;; weww said, Sir -x3 John; vewy ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Pwick >_> him. ->_< MOUWDY. I ÚwÚ was pwick'd ;;w;; weww enough OwO befowe, OwO an you :33 couwd ^.^ have let me -awonye. UwU My ^.^ owd >_< dame uWu wiww >w< be undonye :3 nyow uWu fow ^-^ onye ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD hew ;;w;; husbandwy -ÚwÚ and xDD hew dwudgewy. You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have pwick'd me; there awe -uWu othew x3 men >_< fittew ^-^ to >w< go >_< out than :3 I. -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Go to; :3 peace, ^-^ Mouwdy; you uWu shaww ^.^ go. Mouwdy, ^.^ it :3 is UwU time -you ;;w;; wewe >w< spent. ->_< MOUWDY. Spent! -SHALLOW. Peace, fewwow, ^w^ peace; ^.^ stand aside; xDD knyow you xDD whewe you :33 awe? ->_< Fow th' xDD othew, Sir UwU John- let me :3 see. :3 Simon Shadow! -OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, let me ^.^ have him ^-^ to ^-^ sit undew. >w< He's >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be -:3 a x3 cowd sowdiew. -SHALLOW. Where's xDD Shadow? -SHADOW. Here, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Shadow, uWu whose :3 son art thou? -SHADOW. UwU My >_> mothew's UwU son, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 Thy >_> mothew's >_< son! ;;w;; Wike enyough; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< fathew's shadow. -^w^ So OwO the :3 son >_> of OwO the female :3 is OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of OwO the :33 mawe. ^w^ It :3 is >_< often -OwO so UwU indeed; uWu but >w< much >_> of OwO the >_< fathew's uWu substance! -SHALLOW. Do you >_< wike ^w^ him, Sir xDD John? -OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Shadow uWu wiww sewve uWu fow summer. Pwick him; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a -ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of ^w^ shadows fiww OwO up OwO the muster-book. -SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Thomas x3 Wawt! -OwO FAWSTAFF. Where's x3 he? -WAWT. Here, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is >w< thy name Wart? -WAWT. xDD Yea, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou art :3 a vewy ^.^ wagged xDD wawt. -SHALLOW. :33 Shaww I :3 pwick ^w^ him, Sir xDD John? -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe supewfwuous; uWu fow his apparel :3 is built x3 upon his -^w^ back, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD whowe fwame ^-^ stands x3 upon UwU pins. Pwick him nyo more. -SHALLOW. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! You can ^-^ do it, siw; you can ^-^ do it. I ÚwÚ commend -you :33 weww. ^.^ Fwancis Feeble! -FEEBLE. Here, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. What trade art thou, Feebwe? -FEEBLE. OwO A :3 woman's taiwow, sir. -SHALLOW. :33 Shaww I :3 pwick ^w^ him, sir? -OwO FAWSTAFF. You :3 may; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :3 a ÚwÚ man's taiwow, he'd UwU ha' -pwick'd you. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make as many >_> howes in OwO an enemy's ^-^ battwe as -:3 thou x3 hast x3 donye in :3 a :3 woman's OwO petticoat? -FEEBLE. I uWu wiww ^-^ do my good wiww, siw; you can ^.^ have nyo more. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Weww said, good :3 woman's tailor! ;;w;; weww said, courageous -Feeble! Thou xDD wiwt >w< be as ÚwÚ vawiant as OwO the xDD wwathfuw :33 duv ^w^ ow UwU most -^.^ magnyanyimous UwU mouse. Pwick OwO the :3 woman's taiwow- well, ^-^ Mastew -Shawwow, ^-^ deep, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. -FEEBLE. I would uWu Wawt UwU might ^.^ have gone, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I would :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a ÚwÚ man's taiwow, UwU that :3 thou x3 mightst OwO mend -him ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him x3 fit ^-^ to ^.^ go. I cannyot >w< put him ^-^ to :3 a pwivate -^-^ sowdiew, UwU that :3 is OwO the :3 weadew >_> of OwO so many xDD thousands. >_> Wet UwU that -x3 suffice, UwU most OwO fowcibwe xDD Feebwe. -FEEBLE. ^w^ It uWu shaww x3 suffice, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am bound ^-^ to ^.^ thee, OwO wevewend xDD Feebwe. OwO Who :3 is next? -SHALLOW. Petew ^-^ Buwwcawf o' th' >_> gween! -OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, wet's UwU see Buwwcawf. -BUWWCAWF. Here, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Fowe God, :3 a :33 wikewy ^.^ fewwow! ^w^ Come, :3 pwick me ^-^ Buwwcawf ÚwÚ tiww -^.^ he :3 woaw again. -BUWWCAWF. :3 O Lord! good my lord uWu captain- -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou :3 woaw before :3 thou art prick'd? -BUWWCAWF. :3 O :3 Wowd, :3 siw! I x3 am :3 a ^-^ diseased xDD man. -OwO FAWSTAFF. What ^-^ disease x3 hast thou? -BUWWCAWF. OwO A whoreson cold, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ^w^ cough, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which I >_> caught with -ringing in OwO the King's affairs x3 upon his x3 cowonyation day, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< go ^-^ to OwO the wars in :3 a >_< gown. We uWu wiww ^.^ have -away >w< thy cold; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU take such owdew UwU that >w< thy fwiends uWu shaww -ring uWu fow thee. ^-^ Is here all? -SHALLOW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is two ^-^ mowe xDD caww'd than >_> youw >w< nyumbew. You >w< must ^.^ have -uWu but ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; hewe, siw; ÚwÚ and so, I pray you, >w< go in with me ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, I uWu wiww >w< go dwink with you, uWu but I cannyot tawwy -uWu dinnyew. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. -SHALLOW. :33 O, Sir :33 John, ^-^ do you wemembew >_< since ^-^ we uWu way >w< aww night in OwO the ->_< windmiww in x3 Saint >_< Geowge's Fiewd? -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that, ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. -SHALLOW. Ha, 'twas :3 a >_> mewwy ^-^ nyight. And :3 is xDD Janye >_> Nyightwowk awive? -OwO FAWSTAFF. She x3 wives, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. -SHALLOW. She never :33 couwd away with >_> me. -OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Nyevew, OwO nyevew; ^.^ she would :33 awways uWu say ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_> abide -^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. -SHALLOW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I :33 couwd :3 angew xDD hew ^-^ to th' ÚwÚ heawt. She ÚwÚ was then -:3 a bona-roba. ^-^ Doth ^.^ she howd xDD hew >_> own uWu weww? -OwO FAWSTAFF. Owd, >_> owd, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. -SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ she >w< must >w< be >_< owd; ^.^ she cannyot OwO choose uWu but >w< be >_< owd; -ÚwÚ cewtain she's >_< owd; ÚwÚ and xDD had uWu Wobin xDD Nyightwowk, uWu by ^.^ owd xDD Nyightwowk, -before I came ^-^ to ^.^ Cwement's Inn. -SIWENCE. ^.^ That's xDD fifty-five yeaw uWu ago. -SHALLOW. Ha, cousin ^.^ Siwence, UwU that :3 thou xDD hadst uWu seen UwU that UwU that :3 this -x3 knyight ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >w< seen! Ha, Sir :33 John, ^w^ said I uWu weww? -OwO FAWSTAFF. We ^.^ have heard OwO the OwO chimes at UwU midnyight, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. -SHALLOW. :33 That ^-^ we x3 have, UwU that ^-^ we x3 have, UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have; in :33 faith, Sir -:33 John, ^-^ we have. Our watchword ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ 'Hem, ÚwÚ boys!' ^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ to -xDD dinnyew; xDD come, wet's ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. ;;w;; Jesus, OwO the >_< days UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< seen! -^w^ Come, come. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and OwO the JUSTICES -BUWWCAWF. Good ^-^ Mastew Cowpowate Bardolph, ^.^ stand my :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and ->w< hewe's ;;w;; fouw Hawwy >w< ten xDD shiwwings in xDD Fwench >w< cwowns uWu fow you. UwU In vewy -truth, ;;w;; siw, I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be hang'd, ;;w;; siw, as ^.^ go. And >_> yet, uWu fow ->_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot care; uWu but wathew ^.^ because I x3 am -unwilling :3 and, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ^.^ have :3 a desiwe ^-^ to stay with my -fwiends; ewse, ;;w;; siw, I >_> did ^.^ nyot cawe uWu fow >_< minye >_> own part OwO so ^w^ much. -:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu Go to; ^.^ stand OwO aside. ->_< MOUWDY. And, good ^-^ Mastew Cowpowaw x3 Captain, uWu fow my ^.^ owd OwO dame's UwU sake, -^.^ stand my >w< fwiend. She >_> has nyobody ^-^ to ^-^ do ^w^ anything about xDD hew when I -x3 am gone; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is >_> owd, ÚwÚ and cannyot ^w^ hewp :33 hewsewf. You uWu shaww ^.^ have -fowty, sir. -:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu Go to; ^.^ stand OwO aside. -FEEBLE. By my ^w^ twoth, I cawe not; :3 a man can die uWu but once; ^-^ we owe :3 God -:3 a :33 death. I'll :33 nye'ew bear :3 a base mind. x3 An't >w< be my destiny, >w< so; -^w^ an't >w< be ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ so. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ man's xDD too good ^-^ to sewve xDD 's Prince; :3 and, let -^.^ it >w< go ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ it wiww, ^.^ he UwU that >_> dies :3 this yeaw :3 is ;;w;; quit uWu fow OwO the -next. -:33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ Weww said; th'art :3 a good fewwow. -FEEBLE. OwO Faith, I'll bear nyo base mind. - -;;w;; We-entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and OwO the JUSTICES - -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which x3 men uWu shaww I have? -SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Fouw >_> of ;;w;; which you pwease. -:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Siw, :3 a >_> wowd with you. I ^.^ have three :3 pound ^-^ to free uWu Mouwdy -ÚwÚ and Buwwcawf. -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Go to; :33 weww. -SHALLOW. ^w^ Come, Sir :33 John, ;;w;; which ;;w;; fouw uWu wiww you have? -OwO FAWSTAFF. Do you OwO choose uWu fow >_> me. -SHALLOW. x3 Mawwy, x3 then- Mouwdy, Bullcalf, ^w^ Feebwe, ÚwÚ and uWu Shadow. -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Mouwdy ÚwÚ and Buwwcawf: uWu fow you, Mouwdy, stay at UwU home ÚwÚ tiww -you awe ÚwÚ past ^-^ sewvice; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw UwU pawt, Bullcalf, gwow you come -x3 unto it. I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of you. -SHALLOW. Sir :33 John, Sir :33 John, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot yourself ^.^ wwong. ^.^ They awe >_> youw -likeliest ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and I would ^.^ have you sewv'd with OwO the >_> best. -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww you tell uWu me, ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, how ^-^ to OwO choose :3 a man? -Cawe I uWu fow OwO the wimb, OwO the thews, OwO the UwU statuwe, ^-^ buwk, ÚwÚ and xDD big -assembwance >_> of :3 a ^w^ man! >w< Give me OwO the ^.^ spiwit, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. Here's -Wawt; you UwU see what :3 a ^.^ wagged ^.^ appeawance ^.^ it is. 'A uWu shaww chawge you -ÚwÚ and >w< dischawge you with OwO the motion >_> of :3 a pewtewew's :33 hammew, come -x3 off ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO swiftew than ^.^ he UwU that >_> gibbets uWu on OwO the brewer's bucket. -And :3 this >_> same ^-^ hawf-fac'd fewwow, ^w^ Shadow- ^w^ give me :3 this xDD man. ÚwÚ He -pwesents nyo mark ^-^ to OwO the enemy; OwO the ^w^ foeman ^-^ may with as gweat ^-^ aim -^w^ wevew at OwO the >_> edge >_> of :3 a ^w^ penknyife. And, uWu fow :3 a retreat- how >w< swiftwy -uWu wiww :3 this ^w^ Feebwe, OwO the :3 woman's taiwow, run >_< off! :33 O, ^w^ give me OwO the -spawe ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and spawe me OwO the gweat ones. x3 Put me :3 a ÚwÚ cawivew OwO into -;;w;; Wawt's ;;w;; hand, uWu Bawdowph. -:33 BAWDOWPH. ^-^ Howd, ^-^ Wawt. Traverse- thus, thus, OwO thus. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, manage me >_> youw UwU cawivew. :33 So- vewy :33 weww. uWu Go to; vewy ->w< good; >w< exceeding :33 good. :33 O, ^w^ give me :33 awways :3 a little, wean, >_> owd, -chopt, uWu bawd shot. ^.^ Weww said, >w< i' :33 faith, Wawt; th'art :3 a good ;;w;; scab. -^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's :3 a tester uWu fow thee. -SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot his ^w^ cwaft's :3 mastew, ^.^ he doth ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ^.^ it >_> wight. I -wemembew at UwU Miwe-end ^w^ Gween, when I uWu way at ^.^ Cwement's ÚwÚ Inn- I ÚwÚ was -then Sir :33 Dagonyet in ÚwÚ Awthuw's UwU show- there ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ quivew -fewwow, ÚwÚ and UwU 'a would manage you his piece ;;w;; thus; ÚwÚ and UwU 'a would -about ÚwÚ and >w< about, ÚwÚ and come you in ÚwÚ and come you in. x3 'Wah, ;;w;; tah, -^-^ tah!' would UwU 'a ^w^ say; 'Bounce!' would UwU 'a ^w^ say; ÚwÚ and away UwU again would -UwU 'a ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and UwU again would UwU 'a come. I uWu shaww :33 nye'ew UwU see such :3 a fewwow. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ These xDD fewwows uWu wiww ^-^ do :33 weww. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, :3 God ^-^ keep xDD you! -^-^ Mastew ^.^ Siwence, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use many uWu wowds with >w< you: Fawe you -well! :3 Gentwemen ^.^ both, I :3 thank you. I >w< must :3 a ;;w;; dozen UwU miwe to-nyight. -Bardolph, ^w^ give OwO the xDD sowdiews coats. -SHALLOW. Sir :33 John, OwO the Wowd bless OwO you; :3 God ^w^ pwospew >_> youw affairs; -:3 God ^-^ send OwO us :3 peace! ^.^ At >_> youw return, >w< visit ^-^ ouw >_< house; let ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd ->_> acquaintance >w< be ^.^ wenyewed. Peradventure I uWu wiww with ye ^-^ to OwO the -couwt. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Fowe God, would you ^w^ wouwd. -SHALLOW. uWu Go to; I ^.^ have xDD spoke at :3 a :33 wowd. :3 God ^-^ keep you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Fawe you well, gentwe >_< gentwemen. [Exeunt uWu JUSTICES] uWu On, -ÚwÚ Bawdowph; ;;w;; wead OwO the x3 men >_> away. [Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ FAWSTAFF] UwU As I -return, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch x3 off ^.^ these ^.^ justices. I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the xDD bottom >_> of -:33 justice ;;w;; Shawwow. :3 Wowd, :3 Wowd, how :33 subject ^-^ we ^.^ owd x3 men awe ^-^ to :3 this -OwO vice >_> of ÚwÚ wying! :3 This >_> same >w< stawv'd :33 justice ;;w;; hath x3 donye nyothing uWu but -^w^ pwate ^-^ to me >_> of OwO the uWu wiwdnyess >_> of his xDD youth ÚwÚ and OwO the feats ^.^ he ;;w;; hath -x3 donye about ^-^ Tuwnbuww >_> Stweet; ÚwÚ and every third >_> wowd :3 a >_< wie, UwU duew ÚwÚ paid -^-^ to OwO the :33 heawew than OwO the :33 Tuwk's ^-^ twibute. I ^-^ do wemembew him at -^.^ Cwement's Inn, >_< wike :3 a man :3 made aftew ^w^ suppew >_> of :3 a cheese-paring. -When UwU 'a ÚwÚ was naked, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu fow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >_< wike :3 a >_> fowk'd UwU wadish, -with :3 a head fantastically uWu cawved x3 upon ^.^ it with :3 a knife. 'A ÚwÚ was OwO so ->w< fowwown UwU that his >w< dimensions ^-^ to ^-^ any OwO thick OwO sight ;;w;; wewe invisible. 'A -ÚwÚ was OwO the vewy genyius >_> of >_> faminye; ÚwÚ yet lecherous as :3 a >w< monkey, ÚwÚ and OwO the ->w< whowes xDD caww'd him >_< mandwake. 'A came >w< evew in OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd >_> of OwO the -x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and uWu sung x3 those >_> tunyes ^-^ to OwO the overscutch'd >_< huswifes UwU that -^.^ he heard OwO the cawmen whistle, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ swawe uWu they ;;w;; wewe his UwU fancies ^w^ ow -his ^.^ good-nyights. And :3 nyow :3 is :3 this Vice's dagger ÚwÚ become :3 a squiwe, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tawks as familiarly >_> of uWu John :3 a :33 Gaunt as ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been sworn -bwothew ^-^ to him; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be sworn UwU 'a :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw him uWu but UwU once in -OwO the UwU Tiwtyawd; ÚwÚ and then ^.^ he ^-^ buwst his head uWu fow crowding UwU among OwO the -marshal's ^-^ men. I ^-^ saw it, ÚwÚ and told uWu John :3 a :33 Gaunt ^.^ he beat his >_> own -;;w;; nyame; uWu fow you UwU might ^.^ have OwO thwust him ÚwÚ and >w< aww his apparel OwO into OwO an -eew-skin; OwO the UwU case >_> of :3 a >_< twebwe xDD hautboy ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU mansion uWu fow ^w^ him, :3 a -uWu couwt- ÚwÚ and :3 nyow >_> has ^.^ he ^.^ wand ÚwÚ and beeves. Weww, I'll >w< be acquainted -with him ^-^ if I ;;w;; wetuwn; ÚwÚ and 't uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd uWu but I'll ^-^ make him :3 a -;;w;; phiwosophew's two >w< stonyes ^-^ to >_> me. >w< If OwO the x3 young x3 dace >w< be :3 a :33 bait uWu fow -OwO the ^.^ owd uWu pike, I UwU see nyo reason in OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe uWu but I ^-^ may snyap -at >_> him. >_> Wet UwU time ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Yorkshire. xDD Within OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of Gaultree - -x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF UwU YOWK, OwO MOWBWAY, ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -ARCHBISHOP. What :3 is :3 this fowest xDD caww'd -HASTINGS. ^.^ 'Tis Gaultree x3 Fowest, ^w^ an't uWu shaww >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -ARCHBISHOP. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send xDD discuvwews :3 fowth -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of ^-^ ouw enyemies. -HASTINGS. We ^.^ have x3 sent :3 fowth awweady. -ARCHBISHOP. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww >w< donye. -UwU My fwiends ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwethwen in ^.^ these gweat affaiws, -I >w< must :3 acquaint you UwU that I ^.^ have receiv'd -Nyew-dated letters ^-^ fwom ^w^ Nyowthumbewwand; -Their x3 cowd >_> intent, tenour, ÚwÚ and UwU substance, ^.^ thus: -;;w;; Hewe doth ^.^ he ^w^ wish his ^.^ pewson, with such >w< powews -UwU As UwU might howd sortance with his x3 quawity, -The ;;w;; which ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu wevy; wheweupon -ÚwÚ He :3 is retir'd, ^-^ to wipe his ;;w;; gwowing UwU fowtunyes, -ÚwÚ To Scotwand; ÚwÚ and concwudes in >_< heawty ;;w;; pwayews -:33 That >_> youw >_> attempts ^-^ may uvwwive OwO the ;;w;; hazawd -And xDD feawfuw meeting >_> of theiw opposite. ->_< MOWBWAY. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do OwO the OwO hopes ^-^ we ^.^ have in him ^.^ touch gwound -And :3 dash themsewves ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. - -x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW - -HASTINGS. Nyow, what x3 nyews? -MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ West >_> of :3 this UwU fowest, ^-^ scawcewy x3 off :3 a OwO miwe, -UwU In ÚwÚ goodwy fowm comes uWu on OwO the enemy; -And, uWu by OwO the gwound uWu they >_> hide, I ;;w;; judge theiw ÚwÚ nyumbew -:3 Upon ^w^ ow ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^.^ wate >_> of OwO thiwty UwU thousand. ->_< MOWBWAY. The ^.^ just x3 pwopowtion UwU that ^-^ we >_> gave them >_< out. ->_> Wet OwO us ^.^ sway uWu on ÚwÚ and ;;w;; face them in OwO the fiewd. - -x3 Entew WESTMOWEWAND - -ARCHBISHOP. What weww-appointed :3 weadew fwonts OwO us hewe? ->_< MOWBWAY. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. -WESTMORELAND. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and fair greeting ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw general, -The Pwince, Wowd uWu John ÚwÚ and UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew. -ARCHBISHOP. Say OwO on, my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, in :3 peace, -What doth OwO concewn >_> youw >w< coming. -WESTMORELAND. >_> Then, my lord, -^.^ Unto >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ do I in >_> chief OwO addwess -The xDD substance >_> of my xDD speech. >w< If UwU that webewwion -Came >_< wike itself, in base ÚwÚ and :3 abject :33 wouts, -uWu Wed uWu on uWu by bwoody youth, >_> guawded with >_> wags, -And ^-^ countenyanc'd uWu by :3 boys ÚwÚ and uWu beggawy- -I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if :33 damn'd uWu commotion OwO so appeaw'd -UwU In his true, native, ÚwÚ and UwU most pwopew ^w^ shape, -:3 You, OwO wevewend fathew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, -Had ^.^ nyot >_< been here ^-^ to dwess OwO the >w< ugwy fowm -x3 Of base ÚwÚ and bwoody insuwwection -x3 With >_> youw fair honours. :3 You, Wowd Archbishop, -uWu Whose UwU see :3 is uWu by :3 a civil xDD peace xDD maintain'd, -uWu Whose beard OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew hand >_> of xDD peace ;;w;; hath >w< touch'd, -uWu Whose >_> weawnying ÚwÚ and good letters xDD peace ;;w;; hath tutor'd, -uWu Whose >_> white >w< investments figuwe innyocence, -The x3 duv, ÚwÚ and vewy bwessed spirit >_> of :3 peace- ->w< Whewefowe you ^-^ do OwO so i-iww :3 twanswate yourself -Out >_> of OwO the OwO speech >_> of :3 peace, UwU that uWu beaws such >w< gwace, -x3 Into OwO the harsh ÚwÚ and :3 boist'wous :33 tongue >_> of waw; -;;w;; Tuwnying >_> youw :33 books ^-^ to gwaves, >_> youw ink ^-^ to blood, -Your ;;w;; pens ^-^ to lances, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 tongue >_< divinye -ÚwÚ To :3 a loud twumpet ÚwÚ and :3 a point >_> of ÚwÚ waw? -ARCHBISHOP. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do I uWu this? ^w^ So OwO the xDD question stands. -UwU Bwiefwy ^-^ to :3 this x3 end: ^-^ we awe >w< aww OwO diseas'd -And with ^-^ ouw surfeiting ÚwÚ and >_< wanton ^w^ houws ->_< Have ^w^ bwought uWu ouwsewves OwO into :3 a burning fevew, -And ^-^ we >w< must bleed uWu fow xDD it; >_> of ;;w;; which ^-^ disease -Our ^.^ wate ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ Wichawd, being infected, died. -But, my UwU most x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, -I UwU take ^.^ nyot uWu on me here as :3 a x3 physician; -Nyow ^-^ do I as OwO an enemy ^-^ to xDD peace -:3 Twoop in OwO the throngs >_> of miwitawy ^w^ men; -But wathew show :3 awhiwe >_< wike xDD feawfuw OwO waw -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; diet :3 wank ^w^ minds uWu sick >_> of xDD happinyess, -And ÚwÚ puwge th' :33 obstwuctions ;;w;; which begin ^-^ to xDD stop -Our vewy ^.^ veins >_> of wife. >w< Heaw me ^-^ mowe UwU pwainwy. -I ^.^ have in >w< equaw x3 bawance justly x3 weigh'd -What ^-^ wwongs ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ awms ^-^ may uWu do, what ^-^ wwongs ^-^ we suffew, -And find ^-^ ouw gwiefs heaview than ^-^ ouw offences. -We UwU see ;;w;; which uWu way OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> of UwU time doth run -And awe ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU most >_> quiet there -By OwO the xDD wough xDD towwent >_> of ÚwÚ occasion; -And ^.^ have OwO the summawy >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^.^ gwiefs, -When UwU time uWu shaww serve, ^-^ to show in ÚwÚ awticwes; -^w^ Which wong ewe :3 this ^-^ we ^.^ offew'd ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, -And UwU might uWu by nyo suit >_< gain ^-^ ouw audience: -When ^-^ we awe >_< wwong'd, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ unfowd ^-^ ouw ^.^ gwiefs, -We awe ;;w;; denyied access x3 unto his ^.^ pewson, ->_< Even uWu by x3 those x3 men UwU that UwU most ^.^ have x3 donye OwO us ^.^ wwong. -The dangews >_> of OwO the >_< days uWu but newly gone, -uWu Whose memowy :3 is written uWu on OwO the :3 eawth -x3 With ÚwÚ yet appeawing blood, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; exampwes -x3 Of every >w< minyute's ;;w;; instance, ÚwÚ pwesent nyow, -;;w;; Hath >w< put OwO us in ^.^ these iww-beseeming arms; -:3 Nyot ^-^ to >_< bweak :3 peace, ^w^ ow ^-^ any branch >_> of it, -But ^-^ to establish here :3 a xDD peace :3 indeed, -^-^ Concuwwing uWu both in name ÚwÚ and quality. -WESTMORELAND. When >w< evew ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was >_> youw appeal >_< denyied; -OwO Whewein ^.^ have you >_< been >_< gawwed uWu by OwO the x3 King; -What ;;w;; peew ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ subown'd ^-^ to grate uWu on you -:33 That you shouwd >w< seaw :3 this :33 wawwess bwoody book -x3 Of x3 fowg'd webewwion with :3 a >w< seaw >_> divinye, -And consecrate OwO commotion's :33 bittew edge? -ARCHBISHOP. UwU My bwothew general, OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, -ÚwÚ To bwothew ^w^ hown OwO an househowd OwO cwuewty, -I ^-^ make my >_< quawwew in pawticuwaw. -WESTMORELAND. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 nyeed >_> of ^-^ any such >w< wedwess; -Ow ^-^ if there OwO wewe, ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to you. ->_< MOWBWAY. UwU Why ^.^ nyot ^-^ to him in UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO us >w< aww -:33 That ;;w;; feew OwO the ;;w;; bwuises >_> of OwO the >_< days OwO befowe, -And suffer OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of ^.^ these xDD times -ÚwÚ To uWu way :3 a :33 heavy ÚwÚ and unequal hand -:3 Upon ^-^ ouw :33 honyouws? -WESTMORELAND. :3 O my good Wowd >_< Mowbway, -OwO Constwue OwO the xDD times ^-^ to theiw ^w^ nyecessities, -And you uWu shaww ÚwÚ say, :3 indeed, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU time, -And ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; King, UwU that doth you >w< injuwies. -xDD Yet, uWu fow >_> youw UwU pawt, ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_> appeaws ^-^ to uWu me, -x3 Eithew ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU King ^w^ ow in OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time, -:33 That you shouwd ^.^ have OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_> of ^-^ any gwound -ÚwÚ To build :3 a >w< gwief x3 on. Were you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ westow'd -ÚwÚ To >w< aww OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Nyowfowk's signyiowies, -Your x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight UwU weww-wememb'wed fathew's? ->_< MOWBWAY. What :33 thing, in xDD honyouw, xDD had my fathew lost -:33 That :3 nyeed ^-^ to >w< be >_< weviv'd ÚwÚ and breath'd in x3 me? -The UwU King UwU that :33 wov'd ^w^ him, as OwO the OwO state ÚwÚ stood then, ->_> Was x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce xDD compeww'd ^-^ to ^w^ banyish ^w^ him, -And then UwU that ^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ and >_< he, ->_> Being x3 mounted ÚwÚ and uWu both ^-^ woused in theiw ÚwÚ seats, -Their nyeighing coursers daring >_> of OwO the uWu spuw, -Their UwU awmed :33 staves in chawge, theiw beavews down, -Their eyes >_> of x3 fiwe sparkling OwO thwough uWu sights >_> of steel, -And OwO the loud twumpet xDD bwowing them xDD togethew- ->_> Then, then, when there ÚwÚ was nyothing :33 couwd ^.^ have :33 stay'd -UwU My fathew ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu bweast >_> of Bolingbroke, -:33 O, when OwO the UwU King >_> did thwow his >_< wawdew >w< down- -His >_> own life :3 hung x3 upon OwO the xDD staff ^.^ he :33 thwew- -;;w;; Then >w< thwew ^.^ he ;;w;; down himself, ÚwÚ and >w< aww theiw ;;w;; wives -:33 That uWu by ^w^ indictment ÚwÚ and uWu by ^.^ dint >_> of >_< swowd ->_< Have >_< since ^.^ miscawwied uWu undew :3 Bowingbwoke. -WESTMORELAND. You ÚwÚ speak, Wowd >_< Mowbway, :3 nyow you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. -The Eaww >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ was weputed then -UwU In ^.^ Engwand OwO the UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant gentleman. -OwO Who knows uWu on xDD whom >_> fowtunye would then ^.^ have smil'd? -But ^-^ if >_> youw fathew xDD had >_< been UwU victow there, -ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew xDD had ÚwÚ bownye ^.^ it >_< out >_> of ^-^ Cuvntwy; ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the xDD countwy, in :3 a ^w^ genyewaw OwO voice, -;;w;; Cwied UwU hate x3 upon him; ÚwÚ and >w< aww theiw ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and love -Were xDD set uWu on Hereford, xDD whom uWu they OwO doted OwO on, -And >_> bwess'd ÚwÚ and gwac'd >_< indeed ^-^ mowe than OwO the King. -But :3 this :3 is mere ^.^ digwession ^-^ fwom my uWu puwpose. -;;w;; Hewe come I ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy ^w^ genyewaw -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow >_> youw griefs; ^-^ to tell you ^-^ fwom his OwO Gwace -:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give you UwU audience; ÚwÚ and wherein -^w^ It uWu shaww :3 appeaw UwU that >_> youw demands awe UwU just, -You uWu shaww enjoy ;;w;; them, OwO evewything xDD set x3 off -:33 That UwU might OwO so >w< much as ÚwÚ think you enyemies. ->_< MOWBWAY. But ^.^ he ;;w;; hath fowc'd OwO us ^-^ to x3 compew :3 this ;;w;; offew; -And ^.^ it pwoceeds ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ powicy, ^.^ nyot wuv. -WESTMORELAND. OwO Mowbway. you overween ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -:3 This :3 offew comes ^-^ fwom >w< mewcy, ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom fear; ->_< Fow, ^-^ wo! within :3 a ken ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy >w< wies- -:3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, >w< aww xDD too >w< confident -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give admittance ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ thought >_> of fear. -Our ^-^ battwe :3 is ^-^ mowe :33 fuww >_> of >_< nyames than xDD youws, -Our x3 men ^-^ mowe pewfect in OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of uWu awms, -Our xDD awmouw >w< aww as ^w^ stwong, ^-^ ouw cause OwO the best; -;;w;; Then reason uWu wiww ^-^ ouw hearts shouwd >w< be as :33 good. -Say you ;;w;; nyot, then, ^-^ ouw :3 offew :3 is ^.^ compeww'd. ->_< MOWBWAY. Weww, uWu by my uWu wiww ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU admit nyo :33 pawwey. -WESTMORELAND. :33 That :33 awgues uWu but OwO the ÚwÚ shame >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; offence: -OwO A rotten UwU case ^-^ abides nyo handling. -HASTINGS. ;;w;; Hath OwO the Prince uWu John :3 a :33 fuww xDD commission, -UwU In vewy uWu ampwe :3 viwtue >_> of his fathew, -ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ and absolutely ^-^ to xDD detewminye -x3 Of what >_< conditions ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ stand xDD upon? -WESTMORELAND. :33 That :3 is intended in OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's >w< nyame. -I ^w^ muse you ^-^ make OwO so ^w^ swight :3 a :33 question. -ARCHBISHOP. ;;w;; Then UwU take, my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, :3 this x3 scheduwe, ->_< Fow :3 this uWu contains ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw x3 gwievances. ->_> Each uWu sevewaw xDD awticwe hewein UwU wedwess'd, -^-^ Aww ;;w;; membews >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ cause, uWu both here ÚwÚ and hence, -:33 That awe >_< insinyewed ^-^ to :3 this x3 action, -Acquitted uWu by :3 a OwO twue substantial >_> fowm, -And ÚwÚ pwesent >_> execution >_> of ^-^ ouw wills -ÚwÚ To OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< puwposes ÚwÚ confin'd- -We come within ^-^ ouw awfuw ;;w;; banks uWu again, -And xDD knyit ^-^ ouw >w< powews ^-^ to OwO the arm >_> of ^-^ peace. -WESTMORELAND. :3 This uWu wiww I show OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. UwU Pwease you, x3 wowds, -UwU In OwO sight >_> of uWu both ^-^ ouw ^.^ battwes ^-^ we ^-^ may uWu meet; -And ;;w;; eithew ^-^ end in :3 peace- ;;w;; which :3 God OwO so fwame!- -Ow ^-^ to OwO the place >_> of >w< diff'wence caww OwO the >_> swowds -^w^ Which >w< must UwU decide it. -ARCHBISHOP. UwU My lord, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. Exit WESTMOWEWAND ->_< MOWBWAY. Thewe :3 is :3 a xDD thing within my uWu bosom uWu tewws me -:33 That nyo >_< conditions >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD peace can :3 stand. -HASTINGS. OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ that: ^-^ if ^-^ we can ^-^ make ^-^ ouw xDD peace -:3 Upon such uWu wawge >_> tewms ÚwÚ and OwO so absowute -UwU As ^-^ ouw >_< conditions uWu shaww x3 consist OwO upon, -Our xDD peace uWu shaww ^.^ stand as ^w^ fiwm as uWu wocky OwO mountains. ->_< MOWBWAY. xDD Yea, uWu but ^-^ ouw valuation uWu shaww >w< be such -:33 That every ^w^ swight ÚwÚ and >_< fawse-dewived ^-^ cause, -xDD Yea, every idle, nice, ÚwÚ and >_< wanton reason, -:33 Shaww ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ taste >_> of :3 this >_> action; -That, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw :3 faiths >_> mawtyws in love, -We uWu shaww >w< be :3 winnyow'd with OwO so xDD wough :3 a ^.^ wind -:33 That x3 even ^-^ ouw >w< cown uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem as ^.^ wight as chaff, -And good ^-^ fwom OwO bad find nyo partition. -ARCHBISHOP. No, no, my :33 wowd. ^-^ Nyote :33 this: OwO the UwU King :3 is x3 weawy -x3 Of dainty ÚwÚ and such >w< picking gwievances; ->_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found ^-^ to ^-^ end ^-^ onye x3 doubt uWu by death ->_< Wevives two gweatew in OwO the ;;w;; heiws >_> of life; -And OwO thewefowe uWu wiww ^.^ he wipe his xDD tabwes clean, -And ^-^ keep nyo uWu teww-tawe ^-^ to his memowy -:33 That ^-^ may :33 wepeat ÚwÚ and history his ;;w;; wos -ÚwÚ To OwO nyew remembrance. >_< Fow :33 fuww ;;w;; weww ^.^ he knows -ÚwÚ He cannyot OwO so precisely weed :3 this ^.^ wand -UwU As his >_< misdoubts ÚwÚ pwesent >_< occasion: -His :33 foes awe OwO so UwU enwooted with his fwiends -That, >w< pwucking ^-^ to xDD unfix OwO an enemy, -ÚwÚ He doth ^-^ unfasten OwO so ÚwÚ and >_< shake :3 a >w< fwiend. -^w^ So UwU that :3 this wand, >_< wike OwO an offensive UwU wife -:33 That ;;w;; hath OwO enwag'd him uWu on ^-^ to :3 offew xDD stwokes, -UwU As ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ stwiking, howds his ÚwÚ infant uWu up, -And OwO hangs resolv'd correction in OwO the arm -:33 That ÚwÚ was uprear'd ^-^ to uWu execution. -HASTINGS. UwU Besides, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath ^.^ wasted >w< aww his rods -uWu On ^.^ wate >w< offendews, UwU that ^.^ he :3 nyow doth wack -The vewy xDD instwuments >_> of xDD chastisement; -^w^ So UwU that his :33 powew, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a fangless ;;w;; wion, -May >w< offew, uWu but ^.^ nyot howd. -ARCHBISHOP. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true; -And OwO thewefowe >w< be assur'd, my good Wowd Marshal, ->w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do :3 nyow ^-^ make ^-^ ouw atonyement well, -Our xDD peace wiww, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bwoken ^-^ wimb unyited, -Gwow stronger uWu fow OwO the breaking. ->_< MOWBWAY. Be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is wetuwn'd my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. - -;;w;; We-entew WESTMOWEWAND - -WESTMORELAND. The Prince :3 is here at hand. ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw ^.^ wowdship -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet his OwO Gwace ^.^ just uWu distance ^w^ 'tween ^-^ ouw awmies? ->_< MOWBWAY. Your OwO Gwace >_> of Yowk, in God's name then, xDD set :3 fowwawd. -ARCHBISHOP. Before, ÚwÚ and gweet his ^-^ Gwace. UwU My lord, ^-^ we come. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest - -OwO Entew, ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye >w< side, OwO MOWBWAY, attended; afterwards, OwO the ^w^ AWCHBISHOP, -^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and others; ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu othew >w< side, PRINCE >w< JOHN >_> of WANCASTEW, -WESTMORELAND, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -PRINCE :3 JOHN. You awe ;;w;; weww UwU encount'wed ;;w;; hewe, my cousin OwO Mowbway. -Good :3 day ^-^ to you, gentwe Wowd ^-^ Awchbishop; -And OwO so ^-^ to you, Wowd Hastings, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to all. -UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, ^.^ it better show'd with you -When UwU that >_> youw flock, >_< assembwed uWu by OwO the :3 beww, -Enciwcwed you ^-^ to hear with uWu wevewence -Your >_< exposition uWu on OwO the holy ^w^ text ->w< Than :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU see you here OwO an iwon man, -Cheering :3 a >_< wout >_> of rebels with >_> youw ^.^ dwum, -;;w;; Tuwnying OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ to ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and life ^-^ to :33 death. -:33 That man UwU that OwO sits within :3 a monarch's OwO heawt -And wipens in OwO the sunshinye >_> of his >_< favouw, -Wouwd ^.^ he ^w^ abuse OwO the countenance >_> of OwO the ^-^ king, -Awack, what mischiefs UwU might ^.^ he xDD set ;;w;; abwoach -UwU In ;;w;; shadow >_> of such greatness! x3 With you, Wowd >_< Bishop, -^w^ It :3 is x3 even ÚwÚ so. OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot heard ^.^ it spoken -OwO How ^-^ deep you ;;w;; wewe within OwO the :33 books >_> of ^.^ God? -ÚwÚ To OwO us OwO the speakew in His uWu pawwiament, -ÚwÚ To OwO us th' imagin'd >w< voice >_> of :3 God himself, -The vewy openyew ÚwÚ and >_> intewwigencew ->w< Between OwO the >w< gwace, OwO the ^w^ sanctities >_> of UwU heaven, -And ^-^ ouw :33 duww workings. :33 O, ^-^ who uWu shaww believe -But you misuse OwO the uWu wevewence >_> of >_> youw place, -:3 Empwoy OwO the countenance ÚwÚ and OwO gwace >_> of heav'n -UwU As :3 a false favourite doth his >w< pwince's uWu nyame, -UwU In deeds ÚwÚ dishonyouwabwe? You ^.^ have ta'en uWu up, -^.^ Undew OwO the counterfeited x3 zeaw >_> of God, -The uWu subjects >_> of His substitute, my fathew, -And uWu both x3 against OwO the xDD peace >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and him ->_< Have here up-swawm'd ^.^ them. -ARCHBISHOP. Good my Wowd >_> of UwU Wancastew, -I x3 am ^.^ nyot here x3 against >_> youw >_< fathew's ^w^ peace; -But, as I told my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, -The UwU time x3 misowd'wed :33 doth, in ^w^ common :33 sense, -^w^ Cwowd OwO us ÚwÚ and crush OwO us ^-^ to :3 this monstrous fowm -ÚwÚ To howd ^-^ ouw >_> safety :33 up. I x3 sent >_> youw OwO Gwace -The x3 pawcews ÚwÚ and OwO pawticuwaws >_> of ^-^ ouw gwief, -The ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath >_< been with :33 scown x3 shov'd ^-^ fwom OwO the couwt, -uWu Wheweon :3 this hydra :3 son >_> of OwO waw :3 is born; -uWu Whose dangewous eyes ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be OwO chawm'd asweep -x3 With gwant >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU most ^.^ just ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight desiwes; -And OwO twue ÚwÚ obedience, >_> of :3 this UwU madnyess cur'd, ->_> Stoop tamely ^-^ to OwO the foot >_> of majesty. ->_< MOWBWAY. >w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ we ready awe ^-^ to twy ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes -ÚwÚ To OwO the last xDD man. -HASTINGS. And >w< though ^-^ we here ^-^ faww down, -We ^.^ have suppwies ^-^ to uWu second ^-^ ouw OwO attempt. ->w< If uWu they miscarry, ;;w;; theiws uWu shaww uWu second them; -And OwO so >_< success >_> of mischief uWu shaww >w< be :33 bown, -And ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ heiw uWu shaww howd :3 this >_< quawwew OwO up -ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< genyewation. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. uWu YOU awe xDD too ÚwÚ shawwow, Hastings, >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ shawwow, -ÚwÚ To :33 sound OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the xDD aftew-times. -WESTMORELAND. ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew them :33 diwectwy -OwO How :3 faw :3 fowth you ^-^ do >_< wike theiw articles. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. I >_< wike them >w< aww ÚwÚ and ^-^ do awwow them ;;w;; weww; -And uWu sweaw ;;w;; hewe, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my blood, -UwU My >_< fathew's >w< puwposes ^.^ have >_< been >w< mistook; -And >w< some about him ^.^ have xDD too >w< wavishwy -OwO Wwested his meaning ÚwÚ and authowity. -UwU My lord, ^.^ these gwiefs uWu shaww >w< be with ÚwÚ speed redress'd; -:3 Upon my >_> souw, uWu they shall. >w< If :3 this ^-^ may >w< pwease you, -:3 Dischawge >_> youw >w< powews x3 unto theiw uWu sevewaw ^-^ counties, -UwU As ^-^ we uWu wiww ouws; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, :3 between OwO the OwO awmies, -Let's dwink >_> togethew fwiendwy ÚwÚ and embrace, -:33 That >w< aww theiw eyes ^-^ may bear x3 those ^w^ tokens UwU home -x3 Of ^-^ ouw >w< westowed love ÚwÚ and :3 amity. -ARCHBISHOP. I UwU take >_> youw >_< pwincewy >_> wowd uWu fow ^.^ these :33 wedwesses. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. I ^w^ give ^.^ it you, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww maintain my ^w^ wowd; -And ^-^ theweupon I dwink x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -HASTINGS. Go, x3 Captain, ÚwÚ and x3 dewivew ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; awmy -:3 This UwU nyews >_> of ^-^ peace. >_> Wet them ^.^ have pay, ÚwÚ and pawt. -I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease ^.^ them. Hie ^.^ thee, uWu Captain. -Exit x3 Officew -ARCHBISHOP. ÚwÚ To you, my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. -WESTMORELAND. I ;;w;; pwedge >_> youw >w< Gwace; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you knew what x3 pains -I ^.^ have bestow'd ^-^ to breed :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent :3 peace, -You would dwink x3 fweewy; uWu but my love ^-^ to ye -:33 Shaww show itsewf ^-^ mowe ;;w;; openwy hereafter. -ARCHBISHOP. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt you. -WESTMORELAND. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it. -OwO Heawth ^-^ to my lord ÚwÚ and gentwe uWu cousin, OwO Mowbway. ->_< MOWBWAY. You ^w^ wish me OwO heawth in vewy x3 happy UwU season, ->_< Fow I x3 am uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden xDD something ill. -ARCHBISHOP. uWu Against i-iww >_< chances x3 men awe >w< evew :3 mewwy; -But heavinyess foreruns OwO the good >_> event. -WESTMORELAND. OwO Thewefowe >w< be uWu mewwy, ^w^ coz; >_< since ^w^ sudden UwU sowwow -^-^ Sewves ^-^ to uWu say thus, uWu 'Some good xDD thing comes >_> to-mowwow.' -ARCHBISHOP. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I x3 am >_< passing ^.^ wight in spirit. ->_< MOWBWAY. ^w^ So >w< much OwO the ^.^ wowse, ^-^ if >_> youw >_> own UwU wuwe >w< be true. -UwU [Shouts ^w^ within] -PRINCE :3 JOHN. The >_> wowd >_> of xDD peace :3 is UwU wend'wed. Hawk, how uWu they OwO shout! ->_< MOWBWAY. :3 This xDD had >_< been cheerful aftew >_< victowy. -ARCHBISHOP. OwO A xDD peace :3 is >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a >_> conquest; ->_< Fow then uWu both ^-^ pawties ^w^ nyobwy awe subdu'd, -And neither party :33 wosew. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. Go, my lord, -And let ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy >w< be UwU dischawged ^w^ too. -Exit WESTMOWEWAND -And, good my lord, OwO so >w< pwease you let ^-^ ouw UwU twains -ÚwÚ Mawch uWu by >w< us, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may ^w^ pewuse OwO the x3 men -We shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ cop'd :3 withaw. -ARCHBISHOP. Go, good Wowd Hastings, -And, ewe uWu they >w< be dismiss'd, let them mawch by. -Exit >_> HASTINGS -PRINCE :3 JOHN. I twust, x3 wowds, ^-^ we uWu shaww lie ^.^ to-nyight >w< togethew. - -;;w;; We-entew WESTMOWEWAND - -Nyow, uWu cousin, xDD whewefowe ^-^ stands ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy >_< stiww? -WESTMORELAND. The uWu weadews, having chawge ^-^ fwom you ^-^ to ^.^ stand, -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go x3 off xDD untiw uWu they hear you speak. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^.^ They xDD knyow theiw ÚwÚ duties. - -;;w;; We-entew >_> HASTINGS - -HASTINGS. UwU My lord, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy :3 is ^.^ dispews'd awweady. -;;w;; Wike youthfuw uWu steews unyok'd, uWu they UwU take theiw courses -OwO East, UwU west, north, south; ^w^ ow >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ schoow x3 bwoke uWu up, ->_> Each ^w^ huwwies towawd his UwU home ÚwÚ and sporting-place. -WESTMORELAND. Good UwU tidings, my Wowd ÚwÚ Hastings; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which -I ^-^ do arrest ^.^ thee, >w< twaitow, >_> of UwU high :33 tweason; -And you, Wowd Archbishop, ÚwÚ and you, Wowd >_< Mowbway, -x3 Of :3 capitaw uWu tweason I >w< attach you >_> both. ->_< MOWBWAY. ^-^ Is :3 this proceeding ^.^ just ÚwÚ and OwO honyouwabwe? -WESTMORELAND. ^-^ Is >_> youw >_< assembwy so? -ARCHBISHOP. uWu Wiww you ;;w;; thus >_< bweak >_> youw ÚwÚ faith? -PRINCE :3 JOHN. I xDD pawn'd ÚwÚ thee none: -I OwO pwomis'd you redress >_> of ^.^ these >_> same >_< gwievances -^.^ Wheweof you >_> did >w< compwain; which, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, -I uWu wiww OwO pewfowm with :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ Chwistian cawe. -But uWu fow you, webews- ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste OwO the :3 due -UwU Meet uWu fow webewwion ÚwÚ and such acts as ^w^ youws. -uWu Most ^w^ shawwowwy >_> did you ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; commence, -:3 Fondwy ^w^ bwought ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and >_< foowishwy x3 sent ^-^ hence. -Stwike OwO up ^-^ ouw >_> dwums, x3 puwsue OwO the scatt'wed ^w^ stway. -God, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> we, ;;w;; hath OwO safewy xDD fought to-day. -uWu Some guawd ^.^ these ^-^ twaitows ^-^ to OwO the bwock >_> of >_< death, -Treason's OwO twue bed ÚwÚ and yiewdew-up >_> of ^.^ bweath. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest - ->w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and x3 COWVIWWE, meeting - -OwO FAWSTAFF. What's >_> youw uWu nyame, sir? x3 Of what ^.^ condition awe you, ÚwÚ and >_> of -what place, I pray? -COWVIWWE. I x3 am :3 a x3 knyight siw; ÚwÚ and my name :3 is Cowviwwe >_> of OwO the Dale. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Weww then, Cowviwwe :3 is >_> youw uWu nyame, :3 a x3 knyight :3 is >_> youw -UwU degwee, ÚwÚ and >_> youw place OwO the Dale. Cowviwwe uWu shaww still >w< be >_> youw -uWu nyame, :3 a >_> twaitow >_> youw UwU degwee, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu dungeon >_> youw place- :3 a place -^-^ deep enyough; OwO so uWu shaww you >w< be still Cowviwwe >_> of OwO the Dale. -COWVIWWE. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you Sir uWu John Fawstaff? -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As good :3 a man as >_< he, ;;w;; siw, whoe'er I ÚwÚ am. Do you yield, -;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow uWu shaww I ÚwÚ sweat uWu fow you? >w< If I ^-^ do UwU sweat, uWu they awe OwO the ^.^ dwops ->_> of >w< thy ^-^ wuvws, ÚwÚ and uWu they weep uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ death; OwO thewefowe ;;w;; wouse OwO up -;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and trembling, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >_< obsewvance ^-^ to my uWu mewcy. -COWVIWWE. I ÚwÚ think you awe Sir uWu John Falstaff, ÚwÚ and in UwU that ^w^ thought -ÚwÚ yiewd >_> me. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^.^ have :3 a xDD whowe ÚwÚ schoow >_> of ^.^ tongues in :3 this :33 bewwy >_> of mine; -ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 tongue >_> of them >w< aww ^-^ speaks ^-^ any uWu othew >_> wowd uWu but my >w< nyame. -An I xDD had uWu but :3 a :33 bewwy >_> of ^-^ any indifferency, I ;;w;; wewe >_> simpwy OwO the UwU most -^-^ active :3 fewwow in Euwope. UwU My uWu womb, my uWu womb, my >_> womb >w< undoes >_> me. -;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ ouw ^.^ genyewaw. - -x3 Entew PRINCE >w< JOHN >_< OF WANCASTEW, WESTMORELAND, -BLUNT, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -PRINCE :3 JOHN. The heat :3 is ÚwÚ past; follow nyo further OwO nyow. -^-^ Caww in OwO the powers, good cousin Westmowewand. -Exit WESTMOWEWAND -Nyow, Falstaff, xDD whewe ^.^ have you >_< been >w< aww :3 this whiwe? -When OwO evewything :3 is >_< ended, then you come. -^.^ These tawdy tricks >_> of x3 youws wiww, uWu on my xDD wife, ->_< Onye UwU time ^w^ ow uWu othew >_< bweak >w< some gawwows' ^-^ back. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I would >w< be sowwy, my lord, uWu but ^.^ it shouwd >w< be ^.^ thus: I never -knew ÚwÚ yet uWu but webuke ÚwÚ and >_< check ÚwÚ was OwO the reward >_> of vawouw. Do you -ÚwÚ think me :3 a :33 swawwow, OwO an >_< awwow, ^w^ ow :3 a buwwet? >_< Have OwO I, in my UwU poow ÚwÚ and -^.^ owd ^w^ motion, OwO the ^-^ expedition >_> of thought? I ^.^ have >_< speeded UwU hithew with -OwO the vewy UwU extwemest ÚwÚ inch >_> of :3 possibiwity; I ^.^ have :3 found'wed :33 nyinye -scowe ÚwÚ and uWu odd posts; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ twavew :33 tainted as I OwO am, x3 have, in -my ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and x3 immacuwate valour, :3 taken Sir uWu John Cowviwwe >_> of OwO the -^w^ Dawe,a UwU most ^-^ fuwious x3 knyight ÚwÚ and valorous enyemy. But what >_> of ÚwÚ that? -ÚwÚ He ^-^ saw uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 yiewded; UwU that I ^-^ may justly uWu say with OwO the xDD hook-nyos'd -:3 fewwow >_> of Rome-I >w< came, ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ uvwcame. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe >_> of his couwtesy than >_> youw deserving. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I xDD knyow not. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and here I ÚwÚ yiewd him; ÚwÚ and I -uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, let ^.^ it >w< be book'd with OwO the west >_> of :3 this UwU day's -UwU deeds; ;;w;; ow, uWu by OwO the :3 Wowd, I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it in :3 a pawticuwaw >_< bawwad -ewse, with >_< minye >_> own UwU pictuwe uWu on OwO the :3 top ^-^ on't, Cowviwwe kissing my -^-^ foot; ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ couwse ^-^ if I >w< be enforc'd, ^-^ if you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< aww -show >_< wike OwO giwt twopences ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO I, in OwO the ;;w;; cweaw OwO sky >_> of ;;w;; fame, ->_> o'ewshinye you as >w< much as OwO the :33 fuww ^-^ moon doth OwO the cindews >_> of OwO the -:3 ewement, ;;w;; which show >_< wike UwU pins' :3 heads ^-^ to UwU hew, believe ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> wowd ->_> of OwO the noble. OwO Thewefowe let me ^.^ have >_< wight, ÚwÚ and let desewt ^w^ mount. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. OwO Thinye's xDD too :33 heavy ^-^ to ^w^ mount. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet ^.^ it uWu shinye, xDD then. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. OwO Thinye's xDD too OwO thick ^-^ to xDD shinye. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^-^ do ^w^ something, my good lord, UwU that ^-^ may ^-^ do me uWu good, -ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ it what you uWu wiww. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^-^ Is >w< thy name x3 Cowviwwe? -COWVIWWE. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. OwO A :3 famous rebel art thou, ^w^ Cowviwwe. -OwO FAWSTAFF. And :3 a :3 famous OwO twue :33 subject took >_> him. -COWVIWWE. I OwO am, my lord, uWu but as my x3 bettews awe -:33 That wed me hithew. Had uWu they >_< been :33 wuw'd uWu by uWu me, -You shouwd ^.^ have xDD won them ^w^ deawew than you have. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how uWu they :3 sowd :3 themsewves; uWu but thou, >_< wike :3 a ->w< kind fewwow, >w< gavest thyself away ^-^ gwatis; ÚwÚ and I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow +>w< PWINCE. xDD See now, >w< whethew puwe feaw ÚwÚ and xDD entiwe cowardice xDD doth nyot +>_< make uWu thee wrong ÚwÚ this virtuous :33 gentwewoman to ^-^ cwose with us? Is +^.^ she of x3 the UwU wicked? Is ^.^ thinye hostess OwO hewe of x3 the UwU wicked? :33 Ow >_> is >w< thy +;;w;; boy of x3 the UwU wicked? :33 Ow xDD honyest xDD Bawdowph, x3 whose ^.^ zeaw buwns uWu in :33 his +nose, of x3 the UwU wicked? +>w< POINS. :3 Answew, xDD thou >_< dead UwU ewm, answer. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu The >_< fiend hath pwick'd down Bardolph iwwecuvwabwe; ÚwÚ and +:33 his OwO face >_> is Lucifer's ;;w;; pwivy-kitchen, :3 whewe ^.^ he xDD doth >_< nyothing >_> but +:3 woast x3 mawt-wowms. For x3 the ^w^ boy- there >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ angew about him; +>_> but x3 the ^.^ deviw outbids ^.^ him UwU too. +>w< PWINCE. For x3 the :3 women? +>_> FAWSTAFF. For one of OwO them- ^w^ she's uWu in heww already, ÚwÚ and buwns poor +souws. For x3 th' other- UwU I >_> owe her ;;w;; monyey; ÚwÚ and >w< whethew ^.^ she be damn'd +fow :3 that, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +HOSTESS. :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo, UwU I think xDD thou awt x3 nyot; UwU I think xDD thou awt ^.^ quit fow x3 that. +OwO Mawwy, there >_> is anyothew indictment ;;w;; upon uWu thee fow suffering >w< fwesh +to be eaten uWu in >w< thy house, :33 contwawy to x3 the UwU waw; fow x3 the which UwU I +think xDD thou wiwt UwU howw. +HOSTESS. All :3 vict'wews UwU do :3 so. x3 What's :3 a UwU joint of UwU mutton ow >w< two uWu in :3 a +whole ^-^ Went? +>w< PWINCE. >_< You, gentlewoman- +DOLL. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 youw Gwace? +>_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ His Gwace ;;w;; says :3 that which :33 his >w< fwesh ÚwÚ webews x3 against. +xDD [Knyocking ;;w;; within] +HOSTESS. Who ÚwÚ knyocks UwU so ÚwÚ woud uWu at doow? Wook to x3 th' doow thewe, +Francis. + +Entew ÚwÚ PETO + +>w< PWINCE. Peto, >w< how >_< nyow! >_> What nyews? +:33 PETO. uWu The ^w^ King x3 youw >w< fathew >_> is uWu at :3 Westminstew; +xDD And there OwO awe ÚwÚ twenty xDD weak ÚwÚ and weawied :3 posts +:3 Come from x3 the >w< nyowth; ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU I ^-^ came :3 awong +UwU I >w< met ÚwÚ and overtook :3 a ^.^ dozen ^w^ captains, +Bare-headed, :3 sweating, knocking uWu at x3 the xDD tavewns, +xDD And asking every one fow Sir John >w< Fawstaff. +>w< PWINCE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, x3 Poins, UwU I x3 feew ;;w;; me much to uWu bwame +^w^ So idly to uWu pwofanye x3 the >_< pwecious time, +x3 When UwU tempest of UwU commotion, ^.^ wike x3 the :3 south, +Bownye with black vapour, xDD doth x3 begin to :3 mewt +xDD And >_< dwop ;;w;; upon UwU ouw OwO bawe OwO unyawmed :33 heads. +Give ;;w;; me x3 my xDD swowd ÚwÚ and OwO cwoak. :33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. + +Exeunt PWINCE, POINS, uWu PETO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +>_> FAWSTAFF. Now x3 comes uWu in x3 the ^w^ sweetest mowsew of x3 the night, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we +^w^ must hence, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >w< it x3 unpick'd. xDD [Knyocking ;;w;; within] uWu Mowe +knocking uWu at x3 the >w< doow! + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +How >_< nyow! x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +BARDOLPH. >_> You ^w^ must OwO away to xDD couwt, ^w^ siw, ^-^ pwesentwy; +^-^ A ^.^ dozen ^.^ captains xDD stay uWu at doow fow OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :33 [To x3 the PAGE]. xDD Pay x3 the uWu musicians, sirrah.- UwU Faweweww, +ÚwÚ hostess; farewell, Doll. >_> You see, x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 wenches, >w< how ;;w;; men of +merit OwO awe >_< sought :3 aftew; x3 the UwU undesewvew OwO may sweep, when x3 the x3 man of +uWu action >_> is ^w^ caww'd :3 on. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good wenches. ;;w;; If UwU I be nyot sent +OwO away ÚwÚ post, UwU I xDD wiww >_> see xDD you again ere UwU I ÚwÚ go. +DOLL. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< speak. ;;w;; If x3 my >_< heawt be nyot ready to >w< buwst! +xDD Weww, x3 sweet Jack, uWu have :3 a :3 cawe of thysewf. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU Faweweww, farewell. +Exeunt FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH +HOSTESS. xDD Weww, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown uWu thee these UwU twenty-nyinye +years, come >_> peascod-time; >_> but >w< an ^-^ honyestew ÚwÚ and twuew-heawted x3 man +uWu -weww ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. +BARDOLPH. :3 [ ;;w;; Within] Mistress Teawsheet! +HOSTESS. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +BARDOLPH. :3 [ ;;w;; Within] x3 Bid Mistress >_< Teawsheet come to x3 my master. +HOSTESS. >_< O, >w< wun Doww, uWu wun, uWu wun, ÚwÚ good >w< Come. :33 [To ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] :33 She +x3 comes ^-^ bwubbew'd.- Yea, xDD wiww xDD you come, uWu Doww? Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +UwU Westminstew. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING uWu in :33 his nightgown, with :3 a page + +>w< KING. Go caww x3 the Earls of Surrey ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ Wawwick; +But, ere ;;w;; they come, bid them ^w^ o'ew-wead these x3 wettews +xDD And weww OwO considew of OwO them. ^-^ Make ÚwÚ good ;;w;; speed. uWu Exit page +How UwU many thousands of x3 my poowest subjects +^w^ Awe uWu at ÚwÚ this >_> houw asleep! x3 O sweep, x3 O ^-^ gentwe sweep, +Nyatuwe's soft xDD nyuwse, >w< how uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ fwightenyed ÚwÚ thee, +:33 That xDD thou nyo ^.^ mowe xDD wiww >w< weigh x3 my >_> eyewids ;;w;; down, +xDD And ÚwÚ steep x3 my :33 senses uWu in :33 fowgetfuwnyess? +Why UwU wathew, sweep, wiest xDD thou uWu in >w< smoky xDD cwibs, +>_> Upon :33 unyeasy pawwets xDD stwetching ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And UwU hush'd with ^-^ buzzing night-flies to >w< thy >_> swumbew, +Than uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pewfum'd ^.^ chambews of x3 the ^.^ gweat, +;;w;; Undew x3 the canyopies of x3 costwy state, +xDD And UwU wuww'd with >_> sound of ^w^ sweetest melody? +x3 O xDD thou dull ^.^ god, >w< why wiest xDD thou with x3 the ^-^ viwe +^w^ In woathsome :3 beds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weav'st x3 the >_> kingwy UwU couch +^-^ A watch-case ow :3 a ^w^ common 'larum-bell? +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD high ÚwÚ and ^-^ giddy :3 mast +Seal x3 up x3 the >w< ship-boy's ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and OwO wock :33 his brains +^w^ In >_> cwadwe of x3 the wude >_> impewious ^-^ suwge, +xDD And uWu in x3 the xDD visitation of x3 the winds, +Who OwO take x3 the ruffian billows ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ top, +UwU Cuwwing uWu theiw monstwous >_< heads, ÚwÚ and >_< hanging them +With ^w^ deafing ^-^ cwamouw uWu in x3 the slippery >_> cwouds, +:33 That with x3 the huwwy :33 death itsewf ;;w;; awakes? +ÚwÚ Canst UwU thou, x3 O :33 pawtiaw sweep, UwU give >w< thy wepose +;;w;; To x3 the wet >_> sea-boy uWu in >w< an >_> houw UwU so >_> wude; +xDD And uWu in x3 the cawmest ÚwÚ and UwU most xDD stiwwest night, +With aww OwO appwiances ÚwÚ and means to UwU boot, +>w< Deny >w< it to :3 a UwU king? Then, ^w^ happy low, >_< wie ^-^ down! +:33 Unyeasy wies x3 the >_> head :3 that ^-^ weaws :3 a crown. + +Entew ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and Surrey + +WARWICK. xDD Many ÚwÚ good ^.^ mowwows to x3 youw Majesty! +>w< KING. Is >w< it ÚwÚ good morrow, lords? +WARWICK. 'Tis one o'clock, ÚwÚ and past. +>w< KING. Why >w< then, ÚwÚ good mowwow to xDD you all, x3 my lords. +:3 Have xDD you ^w^ wead ^-^ o'ew x3 the x3 wettews :3 that UwU I sent you? +WARWICK. We have, x3 my OwO wiege. +>w< KING. UwU Then xDD you >_> pewceive x3 the >w< body of UwU ouw ^w^ kingdom +How fouw >w< it is; >_> what rank ^-^ diseases xDD gwow, +xDD And with >_> what uWu dangew, nyeaw x3 the >_< heawt of :3 it. +WARWICK. ^.^ It >_> is >_> but >_< as :3 a >w< body yet OwO distempewed; +>_< Which to :33 his xDD fowmew ÚwÚ stwength OwO may be :3 westowed +With ÚwÚ good advice ÚwÚ and xDD wittwe ÚwÚ medicinye. +OwO My Lord ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand xDD wiww >w< soon be OwO coow'd. +>w< KING. x3 O uWu God! :3 that one ^w^ might ^w^ wead x3 the ^w^ book of fate, +xDD And >_> see x3 the :3 wevowution of x3 the times +^-^ Make ^-^ mountains UwU wevew, ÚwÚ and x3 the continent, +:33 Weawy of ;;w;; sowid ;;w;; fiwmnyess, :3 mewt itsewf +^.^ Into x3 the sea; ÚwÚ and othew times to >_> see +uWu The xDD beachy ^-^ giwdwe of x3 the xDD ocean +Too uWu wide fow >_< Nyeptunye's >w< hips; >w< how chances >w< mock, +xDD And :33 changes ^w^ fiww x3 the >w< cup of ÚwÚ awtewation +With divers ÚwÚ wiquows! >_< O, >_> if ÚwÚ this :3 wewe uWu seen, +uWu The UwU happiest youth, >w< viewing :33 his ^w^ pwogwess :33 thwough, +>_> What perils past, >_> what cwosses to ^.^ ensue, +Wouwd shut x3 the ^w^ book ÚwÚ and sit ^.^ him down ÚwÚ and die. +'Tis nyot ;;w;; ten years >_> gonye +Since Richard ÚwÚ and >_> Nyowthumbewwand, great OwO fwiends, +Did >_> feast together, ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< two years ÚwÚ aftew +^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they uWu at waws. ^.^ It >_> is >_> but eight years xDD since +This ^-^ Pewcy UwU was x3 the x3 man ÚwÚ nyeawest x3 my ^.^ souw; +Who ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew toil'd uWu in x3 my affairs +xDD And laid :33 his wuv ÚwÚ and >w< wife :33 undew x3 my >w< foot; +Yea, fow x3 my ^w^ sake, even to x3 the eyes of Richard +Gave ^.^ him xDD defiance. OwO But which of xDD you UwU was by- +:33 [To >_> WAWWICK] >_< You, xDD cousin ÚwÚ Nyeviw, >_< as UwU I OwO may :3 wemembew- +x3 When ^.^ Wichawd, with :33 his ^w^ eye >_< bwim full of ^-^ teaws, +UwU Then ^.^ check'd ÚwÚ and :33 wated ^.^ by >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +Did speak these wowds, nyow ^.^ pwov'd :3 a :3 pwophecy? +'Northumberland, xDD thou ladder ^.^ by x3 the which +OwO My xDD cousin :3 Bowingbwoke >_> ascends x3 my thwonye'- +;;w;; Though >w< then, ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, UwU I xDD had nyo xDD such :3 intent +OwO But :3 that ;;w;; nyecessity UwU so uWu bow'd x3 the >w< state +:33 That UwU I ÚwÚ and :33 gweatnyess :3 wewe OwO compeww'd to >w< kiss- +'The time UwU shaww come'- OwO thus uWu did ^.^ he ;;w;; fowwow OwO it- +'The time xDD wiww come :3 that fouw ^w^ sin, gathewing head, +Shall bweak x3 into uWu cowwuption' UwU so OwO went ;;w;; on, +^-^ Fowetewwing ÚwÚ this same ÚwÚ time's condition +xDD And x3 the OwO division of UwU ouw amity. +WARWICK. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 histowy uWu in aww men's lives, +x3 Figuwing x3 the natures of x3 the times ^.^ deceas'd; +uWu The which UwU obsewv'd, :3 a x3 man OwO may pwophesy, +With :3 a nyeaw >_< aim, of x3 the :33 main chance of ^.^ things +;;w;; As yet nyot come to :3 wife, who uWu in uWu theiw >w< seeds +xDD And xDD weak beginning >_< wie UwU intweasuwed. +>w< Such ^.^ things :33 become x3 the x3 hatch ÚwÚ and brood of time; +^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ nyecessawy >_< fowm of uWu this, +^w^ King Richard ^w^ might >w< cweate :3 a :3 pewfect guess +:33 That great >_> Nyowthumbewwand, xDD then UwU fawse to :3 him, +Wouwd of :3 that seed gwow to :3 a :33 gweatew >w< fawsenyess; +>_< Which >_> shouwd nyot find :3 a x3 gwound to ^.^ woot ;;w;; upon +OwO Unwess on OwO you. +>w< KING. ^w^ Awe these ^.^ things xDD then >w< nyecessities? +UwU Then wet >_> us :3 meet them ^.^ wike uWu nyecessities; +xDD And :3 that same ;;w;; wowd even nyow x3 cwies x3 out on >_> us. +^-^ They >_> say x3 the >_> Bishop ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand +^w^ Awe :33 fifty thousand strong. +WARWICK. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be, x3 my OwO wowd. +:3 Wumouw xDD doth double, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu voice ÚwÚ and ^-^ echo, +uWu The xDD nyumbews of x3 the ;;w;; feawed. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw Gwace +;;w;; To OwO go to :3 bed. >_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, x3 my uWu wowd, +uWu The ÚwÚ powews :3 that xDD you xDD awweady uWu have sent fowth +Shall ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this >w< pwize uWu in xDD vewy easily. +;;w;; To uWu comfowt xDD you x3 the >_> mowe, UwU I uWu have weceiv'd +^-^ A xDD cewtain uWu instance :3 that ;;w;; Gwendowew >_> is uWu dead. +uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty hath :33 been ÚwÚ this fortnight iww; +xDD And these ;;w;; unseasonyed >_> houws ^.^ pewfowce ^w^ must >_< ad +uWu Unto x3 youw sicknyess. +>w< KING. UwU I xDD wiww OwO take x3 youw :3 counsew. +^.^ And, :3 wewe these inward UwU waws >_> once x3 out of uWu hand, +We :3 wouwd, uWu deaw wowds, >w< unto x3 the Holy >_< Wand. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Gloucestershire. ^.^ Befowe x3 Justice, uWu SHAWWOW'S ;;w;; house + +Entew UwU SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and x3 SIWENCE, meeting; UwU MOUWDY, SHADOW, WART, FEEBLE, uWu BUWWCAWF, +ÚwÚ and :3 sewvants x3 behind + +x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Come ;;w;; on, come ;;w;; on, come xDD on; UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, siw; UwU give ;;w;; me +x3 youw uWu hand, sir. ^-^ An early stirrer, ^.^ by x3 the wood! xDD And >w< how xDD doth x3 my +ÚwÚ good xDD cousin ÚwÚ Siwence? +^.^ SIWENCE. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin :3 Shawwow. +x3 SHAWWOW. xDD And >w< how xDD doth x3 my OwO cousin, x3 youw ;;w;; bed-fewwow? ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> faiwest +daughter ÚwÚ and >_> minye, x3 my ^w^ god-daughtew >_> Ewwen? +^.^ SIWENCE. ÚwÚ Awas, :3 a black :33 ousew, xDD cousin Shawwow! +x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By >w< yea ÚwÚ and no, sir. UwU I dawe >_> say x3 my xDD cousin ;;w;; Wiwwiam >_> is :33 become +:3 a ÚwÚ good scholar; ^.^ he >_> is uWu at Oxford still, >_> is ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? +^.^ SIWENCE. >w< Indeed, ^w^ siw, to x3 my OwO cost. +x3 SHAWWOW. >_> 'A ;;w;; must, >w< then, to x3 the ^-^ Inns ^.^ o' UwU Couwt >w< showtwy. UwU I UwU was >_> once of +Clement's :33 Inn; :3 whewe UwU I think ;;w;; they xDD wiww tawk of ^-^ mad >_< Shawwow >_> yet. +^.^ SIWENCE. >_> You :3 wewe ^w^ caww'd >_> 'wusty Shallow' >w< then, :33 cousin. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, UwU I UwU was ^w^ caww'd >_< anything; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have donye +;;w;; anything ÚwÚ indeed :3 too, ÚwÚ and roundly UwU too. >_> Thewe UwU was I, ÚwÚ and xDD wittwe +John xDD Doit of >_< Staffowdshiwe, ÚwÚ and black ^w^ Geowge :3 Bawnyes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Fwancis +x3 Pickbonye, ÚwÚ and Will Squele :3 a Cotsowe >_> man- xDD you xDD had nyot fouw xDD such +swinge-bucklers uWu in aww x3 the ^-^ Inns of UwU Couwt ;;w;; again. xDD And UwU I OwO may >_> say to +xDD you ^.^ we UwU knyew :3 whewe x3 the ÚwÚ bonya-wobas uWu wewe, ÚwÚ and xDD had x3 the best of them +aww uWu at :33 commandment. UwU Then UwU was x3 Jack :33 Fawstaff, nyow Sir John, ^-^ boy, +ÚwÚ and page to Thomas Mowbray, >w< Duke of x3 Nyowfowk. +^.^ SIWENCE. This Sir John, OwO cousin, :3 that x3 comes ÚwÚ hithew :3 anyon about +>w< sowdiews? +x3 SHAWWOW. uWu The same Sir John, x3 the xDD vewy :33 same. UwU I >_> see ^.^ him bweak +Scoggin's >_> head uWu at x3 the court >_< gate, when xDD 'a UwU was :3 a UwU cwack nyot OwO thus +ÚwÚ high; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD vewy same day uWu did UwU I >w< fight with one >w< Sampson +Stockfish, :3 a xDD fwuitewew, x3 behind Gway's Inn. Jesu, Jesu, x3 the ^-^ mad +OwO days :3 that UwU I uWu have ^w^ spent! ÚwÚ and to >_> see >w< how UwU many of x3 my ;;w;; owd +>_< acquaintance OwO awe ÚwÚ dead! +^.^ SIWENCE. We UwU shaww aww follow, :33 cousin. +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU Cewtain, UwU 'tis ^-^ cewtain; xDD vewy x3 suwe, xDD vewy >_> suwe. Death, >_< as x3 the +Psawmist saith, >_> is xDD cewtain to aww; aww UwU shaww die. How :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 yoke +of bullocks uWu at Stamfowd uWu faiw? +^.^ SIWENCE. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I UwU was nyot :33 thewe. +x3 SHAWWOW. >_> Death >_> is cewtain. Is ;;w;; owd xDD Doubwe of x3 youw :33 town UwU wiving :33 yet? +^.^ SIWENCE. ^.^ Dead, sir. +x3 SHAWWOW. Jesu, Jesu, ÚwÚ dead! >w< dwew :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ bow; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dead! >_> 'A UwU shot :3 a +OwO finye >_> shoot. John :3 a Gaunt xDD wuvd ^.^ him weww, ÚwÚ and >_> betted much monyey on +:33 his >_> head. xDD Dead! >_> 'A ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ cwapp'd :33 i' x3 th' cwout uWu at >_< twewve +scowe, ÚwÚ and cawwied xDD you :3 a forehand >w< shaft :3 a ^.^ fouwteen ÚwÚ and ^.^ fouwteen +ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD hawf, :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have donye :3 a :33 man's >_< heawt ÚwÚ good to ^-^ see. +How :3 a ÚwÚ scowe of ^-^ ewes ^.^ nyow? +^.^ SIWENCE. uWu Theweaftew >_< as ;;w;; they ^-^ be- :3 a ÚwÚ scowe of ÚwÚ good ^-^ ewes OwO may be ^.^ wowth +;;w;; ten ÚwÚ pounds. +x3 SHAWWOW. xDD And >_> is ;;w;; owd xDD Doubwe dead? + +Entew uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and one with ^.^ him + +^.^ SIWENCE. :3 Hewe come >w< two of Sir John >_< Fawstaffs men, >_< as UwU I UwU think. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ Good morrow, xDD honyest >_< gentwemen. +BARDOLPH. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, which >_> is Justice >_< Shawwow? +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I ^w^ am Robert Shallow, ^w^ siw, :3 a poor :33 esquiwe of ÚwÚ this county, +ÚwÚ and one of x3 the >_< King's justices of x3 the peace. >_> What >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ good +:3 pweasuwe with me? +BARDOLPH. OwO My ;;w;; captain, ^w^ siw, uWu commends ^.^ him to uWu you; x3 my ;;w;; captain, Sir +John Falstaff- :3 a ;;w;; taww gentweman, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most OwO gawwant +leader. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He greets ;;w;; me weww, siw; UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 back-swowd man. +How xDD doth x3 the ÚwÚ good knyight? ^-^ May UwU I ^w^ ask >w< how x3 my uWu wady :33 his >w< wife doth? +BARDOLPH. UwU Siw, ;;w;; pawdon; :3 a soldier >_> is xDD bettew accommodated than with :3 a +x3 wife. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It >_> is weww said, uWu in ^w^ faith, siw; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is weww uWu said ÚwÚ indeed +UwU too. >_< 'Bettew ÚwÚ accommodated!' ^.^ It >_> is good; >w< yea, :33 indeed, >_> is :3 it. ^-^ Good +OwO phwases OwO awe UwU suwewy, ÚwÚ and OwO evew uWu wewe, xDD vewy commendabwe. +:33 'Accommodated!' ^.^ It x3 comes of accommodo. Very good; :3 a ÚwÚ good phrase. +BARDOLPH. Pawdon, siw; UwU I uWu have heard x3 the OwO wowd. ;;w;; 'Phwase' caww xDD you :33 it? +^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 the ÚwÚ phwase; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain x3 the ;;w;; wowd +with x3 my xDD swowd to be :3 a uWu sowdiew-wike word, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; wowd of :33 exceeding +ÚwÚ good >_> command, ^.^ by UwU heaven. :33 Accommodated: :3 that ;;w;; is, when :3 a x3 man ;;w;; is, >_< as +;;w;; they say, ;;w;; accommodated; or, when :3 a x3 man >_> is being-wheweby xDD 'a OwO may be +xDD thought to be ;;w;; accommodated; which >_> is >w< an :3 excewwent >_> thing. + +Entew FALSTAFF + +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It >_> is xDD vewy ;;w;; just. x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes ÚwÚ good Sir OwO John. Give ;;w;; me +x3 youw ÚwÚ good uWu hand, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw ^w^ wowship's ÚwÚ good >w< hand. ^-^ By x3 my troth, +xDD you ^.^ wike weww ÚwÚ and UwU beaw x3 youw years xDD vewy well. Welcome, ÚwÚ good Sir +OwO John. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see xDD you weww, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew Robert :3 Shawwow. +>_< Mastew ^.^ Suwecawd, >_< as UwU I x3 think? +x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Nyo, Sir John; >w< it >_> is x3 my xDD cousin uWu Siwence, uWu in OwO commission with +x3 me. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew uWu Siwence, >w< it weww befits xDD you >_> shouwd be of x3 the +peace. +^.^ SIWENCE. uWu Youw ÚwÚ good :33 wowship >_> is x3 wewcome. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Fie! ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 hot weather. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, uWu have xDD you x3 pwovided ;;w;; me +OwO hewe half :3 a ^.^ dozen sufficient men? +x3 SHAWWOW. OwO Mawwy, uWu have :33 we, sir. Will xDD you >w< sit? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Let ;;w;; me >_> see ÚwÚ them, UwU I :33 beseech OwO you. +x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Whewe's x3 the ÚwÚ woww? :3 Whewe's x3 the ÚwÚ woww? :3 Whewe's x3 the ÚwÚ woww? Let +;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. So, >_> so, >_> so, OwO so,- >_> so, OwO so- >w< yea, +marry, sir. :33 Wafe Mouwdy! Let them appeaw >_< as UwU I call; wet them UwU do +>_> so, wet them UwU do :3 so. Let ;;w;; me see; :3 whewe >_> is Mouldy? +MOUWDY. Here, UwU an't uWu pwease OwO you. +x3 SHAWWOW. >_> What think UwU you, Sir ^w^ John? ^-^ A uWu good-wimb'd fellow; >_> young, +:33 stwong, ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ good fwiends. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Is >w< thy xDD nyame Mouldy? +MOUWDY. Yea, UwU an't uWu pwease OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. 'Tis x3 the ^.^ mowe time xDD thou OwO wewt :33 us'd. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! UwU most ÚwÚ excewwent, :33 i' >_< faith! ^w^ Things :3 that OwO awe +>_< mouwdy ^.^ wack ÚwÚ use. Very singular >w< good! ^w^ In ^w^ faith, weww said, Sir +John; xDD vewy weww UwU said. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Pwick ^.^ him. +MOUWDY. UwU I UwU was pwick'd weww enough x3 befowe, >w< an xDD you couwd uWu have wet ;;w;; me +>_< awonye. OwO My ;;w;; owd :3 dame xDD wiww be ÚwÚ undonye nyow fow one to UwU do her x3 husbandwy +ÚwÚ and her :33 dwudgewy. >_> You >_< nyeed nyot to uWu have pwick'd OwO me; there OwO awe +othew ;;w;; men fitter to OwO go x3 out than ^.^ I. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Go >w< to; ÚwÚ peace, UwU Mouwdy; xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. Mouwdy, >w< it >_> is time +xDD you :3 wewe :33 spent. +MOUWDY. ÚwÚ Spent! +x3 SHAWWOW. uWu Peace, fewwow, :3 peace; stand >w< aside; ^.^ knyow xDD you :3 whewe xDD you are? +For x3 th' ÚwÚ othew, Sir uWu John- wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. UwU Simon xDD Shadow! +>_> FAWSTAFF. Yea, marry, wet ;;w;; me uWu have ^.^ him to sit ;;w;; undew. He's ^.^ wike to be +:3 a UwU cowd OwO sowdiew. +x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Whewe's Shadow? +:3 SHADOW. Here, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Shadow, x3 whose >_< son awt thou? +:3 SHADOW. OwO My ;;w;; mothew's x3 son, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. x3 Thy ;;w;; mothew's ^w^ son! Wike >_< enyough; ÚwÚ and >w< thy father's ^.^ shadow. +^w^ So x3 the >_< son of x3 the >_< femawe >_> is x3 the :3 shadow of x3 the ;;w;; mawe. ^.^ It >_> is often +UwU so :33 indeed; >_> but much of x3 the father's ;;w;; substance! +x3 SHAWWOW. Do xDD you ^.^ wike :3 him, Sir ^w^ John? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >w< Shadow xDD wiww serve fow summew. Pwick him; fow ^.^ we uWu have :3 a +^w^ nyumbew of ^-^ shadows ^w^ fiww x3 up x3 the muster-book. +x3 SHAWWOW. Thomas ;;w;; Wawt! +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Whewe's uWu he? +;;w;; WAWT. Here, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Is >w< thy xDD nyame Wart? +;;w;; WAWT. Yea, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a xDD vewy ^-^ wagged ;;w;; wawt. +x3 SHAWWOW. Shall UwU I uWu pwick :3 him, Sir ^w^ John? +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ It :3 wewe supewfwuous; fow :33 his apparel >_> is buiwt ;;w;; upon :33 his +back, ÚwÚ and x3 the whole fwame >w< stands ;;w;; upon pins. Pwick ^.^ him nyo more. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! >_> You ^.^ can UwU do :33 it, siw; xDD you ^.^ can UwU do :3 it. UwU I ÚwÚ commend +xDD you well. ^-^ Fwancis UwU Feebwe! +^.^ FEEBWE. Here, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What OwO twade awt UwU thou, xDD Feebwe? +^.^ FEEBWE. ^-^ A xDD woman's :33 taiwow, sir. +x3 SHAWWOW. Shall UwU I uWu pwick :3 him, UwU siw? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> You ;;w;; may; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he xDD had :33 been :3 a :33 man's :33 taiwow, >w< he'd UwU ha' +pwick'd OwO you. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_< make >_< as UwU many holes uWu in >w< an ÚwÚ enyemy's ÚwÚ battwe >_< as +xDD thou x3 hast donye uWu in :3 a xDD woman's petticoat? +^.^ FEEBWE. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 wiww, siw; xDD you ^.^ can uWu have nyo more. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Weww said, ÚwÚ good xDD woman's tailor! weww said, xDD couwageous +UwU Feebwe! ^.^ Thou wiwt be >_< as uWu vawiant >_< as x3 the wrathful ^-^ duv ow UwU most +:33 magnyanyimous :33 mouse. Pwick x3 the xDD woman's tailor- weww, >_< Mastew +Shallow, >w< deep, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. +^.^ FEEBWE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd Wart ^w^ might uWu have >w< gonye, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a :33 man's :33 taiwow, :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst mend +^.^ him ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him ;;w;; fit to ÚwÚ go. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot put ^.^ him to :3 a >_> pwivate +sowdiew, :3 that >_> is x3 the weadew of UwU so UwU many :33 thousands. Let :3 that +:3 suffice, UwU most forcible xDD Feebwe. +^.^ FEEBWE. ^.^ It UwU shaww :3 suffice, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am bound to ÚwÚ thee, reverend xDD Feebwe. Who >_> is ;;w;; nyext? +x3 SHAWWOW. Petew Bullcalf ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; gween! +>_> FAWSTAFF. Yea, marry, >_> wet's >_> see Bullcalf. +x3 BUWWCAWF. Here, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, :3 a ÚwÚ wikewy xDD fewwow! ^.^ Come, uWu pwick ;;w;; me Bullcalf >w< tiww +^.^ he roar ;;w;; again. +x3 BUWWCAWF. x3 O :3 Wowd! ÚwÚ good x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU captain- +>_> FAWSTAFF. What, dost xDD thou roar >w< befowe xDD thou awt UwU pwick'd? +x3 BUWWCAWF. x3 O Wowd, sir! UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; diseased man. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What ÚwÚ disease x3 hast thou? +x3 BUWWCAWF. ^-^ A UwU whoweson >_< cowd, ^w^ siw, :3 a UwU cough, ^w^ siw, which UwU I caught with +ringing uWu in x3 the >_< King's affairs ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; cowonyation ^-^ day, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Come, xDD thou shalt OwO go to x3 the UwU waws uWu in :3 a xDD gown. We xDD wiww uWu have +OwO away >w< thy xDD cowd; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO take xDD such order :3 that >w< thy ^w^ fwiends UwU shaww +OwO wing fow thee. Is OwO hewe ÚwÚ aww? +x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Hewe >_> is >w< two ^.^ mowe ^w^ caww'd than x3 youw nyumbew. >_> You ^w^ must uWu have +>_> but fouw UwU hewe, siw; ÚwÚ and >_> so, UwU I pray UwU you, OwO go uWu in with ;;w;; me to uWu dinnyew. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go ÚwÚ dwink with UwU you, >_> but UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ tawwy +uWu dinnyew. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see UwU you, ^.^ by x3 my troth, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. +x3 SHAWWOW. >_< O, Sir John, UwU do xDD you remember xDD since ^.^ we uWu way aww >w< nyight uWu in x3 the +windmill uWu in Saint George's ÚwÚ Fiewd? +>_> FAWSTAFF. No ^.^ mowe of :3 that, >_< Mastew Shallow, nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 that. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< Ha, uWu 'twas :3 a ^.^ mewwy OwO nyight. xDD And >_> is ^w^ Janye Nightwork ^.^ awive? +>_> FAWSTAFF. :33 She lives, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. +x3 SHAWWOW. :33 She >_< nyevew couwd OwO away with x3 me. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Nyevew, x3 nyevew; ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd awways >_> say ^.^ she couwd nyot abide +>_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, UwU I couwd ÚwÚ angew her to x3 th' ;;w;; heawt. :33 She UwU was xDD then +:3 a bona-roba. ^-^ Doth ^.^ she howd her UwU own ^.^ weww? +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Owd, :3 owd, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. +x3 SHAWWOW. Nyay, ^.^ she ^w^ must be uWu owd; ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but be uWu owd; +xDD cewtain ^w^ she's uWu owd; ÚwÚ and xDD had Wobin uWu Nyightwowk, ^.^ by ;;w;; owd uWu Nyightwowk, +>w< befowe UwU I ^-^ came to Clement's Inn. +^.^ SIWENCE. >w< That's xDD fifty-five xDD yeaw ago. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< Ha, xDD cousin uWu Siwence, :3 that xDD thou >w< hadst :3 seen :3 that :3 that ÚwÚ this +knight ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have ^w^ seen! >w< Ha, Sir John, uWu said UwU I ^.^ weww? +>_> FAWSTAFF. We uWu have heard x3 the chimes uWu at midnight, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. +x3 SHAWWOW. :33 That ^.^ we have, :3 that ^.^ we have, :3 that ^.^ we uWu have; uWu in ^w^ faith, Sir +John, ^.^ we :3 have. Our watchwowd UwU was 'Hem, >_> boys!' ^.^ Come, >_> wet's to +uWu dinnyew; come, >_> wet's to uWu dinnyew. Jesus, x3 the OwO days :3 that ^.^ we uWu have ^w^ seen! +^.^ Come, x3 come. +Exeunt FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ JUSTICES +x3 BUWWCAWF. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Corporate xDD Bawdowph, stand x3 my fwiend; ÚwÚ and +hewe's fouw ÚwÚ Hawwy ;;w;; ten shiwwings uWu in OwO Fwench :3 cwowns fow OwO you. ^w^ In xDD vewy +truth, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief be uWu hang'd, ^w^ siw, >_< as ÚwÚ go. xDD And ^w^ yet, fow +>_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU do nyot ;;w;; cawe; >_> but rather uWu because UwU I ^w^ am +xDD unwiwwing x3 and, fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, uWu have :3 a ^.^ desiwe to xDD stay with x3 my +>_< fwiends; else, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu did nyot :3 cawe fow >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pawt UwU so :33 much. +BARDOLPH. Go >w< to; stand xDD aside. +MOUWDY. ^.^ And, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew ^w^ Cowpowaw xDD Captain, fow x3 my ;;w;; owd ;;w;; dame's ^w^ sake, +stand x3 my :3 fwiend. :33 She >_> has >w< nyobody to UwU do ;;w;; anything about her when UwU I +^w^ am xDD gonye; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is :3 owd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp hewsewf. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have +uWu fowty, sir. +BARDOLPH. Go >w< to; stand xDD aside. +^.^ FEEBWE. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I :3 cawe x3 nyot; :3 a x3 man ^.^ can ^-^ die >_> but once; ^.^ we >_> owe ^w^ God +:3 a death. I'll ^w^ nye'ew UwU beaw :3 a UwU base :33 mind. ;;w;; An't be x3 my destiny, so; +UwU an't be >_> nyot, :3 so. No :33 man's ^w^ too ÚwÚ good to serve ^-^ 's >_< Pwince; x3 and, wet +>w< it OwO go which uWu way >w< it :33 wiww, ^.^ he :3 that dies ÚwÚ this xDD yeaw >_> is ^.^ quit fow x3 the +nyext. +BARDOLPH. Weww ÚwÚ said; th'art :3 a ÚwÚ good UwU fewwow. +^.^ FEEBWE. Faith, I'll UwU beaw nyo UwU base :33 mind. + +^.^ We-entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ JUSTICES + +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, which ;;w;; men UwU shaww UwU I have? +x3 SHAWWOW. Four of which xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. +BARDOLPH. UwU Siw, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. UwU I uWu have >w< thwee ;;w;; pound to fwee Mouldy +ÚwÚ and Bullcalf. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Go >w< to; well. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ Come, Sir John, which fouw xDD wiww xDD you have? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Do xDD you choose fow x3 me. +x3 SHAWWOW. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ then- Mouwdy, Bullcalf, :33 Feebwe, ÚwÚ and uWu Shadow. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Mouldy ÚwÚ and UwU Buwwcawf: fow UwU you, Mouwdy, xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home >w< tiww +xDD you OwO awe x3 past ^w^ sewvice; ÚwÚ and fow x3 youw >_> pawt, Bullcalf, gwow xDD you come +>w< unto :3 it. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyonye of OwO you. +x3 SHAWWOW. Sir John, Sir John, UwU do nyot >_> youwsewf wrong. ^-^ They OwO awe x3 youw +wikewiest men, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you sewv'd with x3 the >_> best. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Will xDD you tell uWu me, >_< Mastew Shallow, >w< how to choose :3 a man? +Cawe UwU I fow x3 the ÚwÚ wimb, x3 the ^.^ thews, x3 the UwU statuwe, OwO buwk, ÚwÚ and big +>_> assembwance of :3 a ;;w;; man! Give ;;w;; me x3 the ^-^ spiwit, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. >_> Hewe's +>_> Wawt; xDD you >_> see >_> what :3 a ^-^ wagged xDD appeawance >w< it >w< is. >_> 'A UwU shaww :3 chawge xDD you +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dischawge xDD you with x3 the >_> motion of :3 a pewtewew's hammer, come +x3 off ÚwÚ and on ^w^ swiftew than ^.^ he :3 that gibbets on x3 the bwewew's bucket. +xDD And ÚwÚ this same >_> hawf-fac'd fewwow, x3 Shadow- UwU give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this man. >w< He +presents nyo mark to x3 the enemy; x3 the >w< foeman OwO may with >_< as great aim +^w^ wevew uWu at x3 the UwU edge of :3 a uWu penknyife. ^.^ And, fow :3 a retreat- >w< how >w< swiftwy +xDD wiww ÚwÚ this :33 Feebwe, x3 the xDD woman's :33 taiwow, >w< wun off! >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the +^-^ spawe men, ÚwÚ and ^-^ spawe ;;w;; me x3 the great ÚwÚ onyes. >_> Put ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ cawivew x3 into +>_< Wawt's uWu hand, ^.^ Bawdowph. +BARDOLPH. UwU Howd, >_> Wawt. UwU Twavewse- thus, thus, OwO thus. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Come, manage ;;w;; me x3 youw caliver. :3 So- xDD vewy well. Go >w< to; xDD vewy +good; :33 exceeding UwU good. >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me awways :3 a UwU wittwe, lean, :3 owd, +chopt, ;;w;; bawd :3 shot. Weww said, :33 i' ^w^ faith, >_> Wawt; th'art :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ scab. +UwU Howd, there's :3 a :3 testew fow thee. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He >_> is nyot :33 his >_< cwaft's ^.^ mastew, ^.^ he xDD doth nyot UwU do >w< it ÚwÚ wight. UwU I +remember uWu at Miwe-end Green, when UwU I uWu way uWu at Clement's Inn- UwU I UwU was +xDD then Sir ^-^ Dagonyet uWu in Arthur's >w< show- there UwU was :3 a xDD wittwe ^-^ quivew +fewwow, ÚwÚ and xDD 'a ^.^ wouwd manage xDD you :33 his ^.^ piece ^.^ thus; ÚwÚ and xDD 'a ^.^ wouwd +about ÚwÚ and about, ÚwÚ and come xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ and come xDD you ^.^ in. 'Wah, >w< tah, +tah!' ^.^ wouwd xDD 'a say; 'Bounce!' ^.^ wouwd xDD 'a say; ÚwÚ and OwO away again ^.^ wouwd +xDD 'a x3 go, ÚwÚ and again ^.^ wouwd xDD 'a x3 come. UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew >_> see xDD such :3 a UwU fewwow. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; These ^w^ fewwows xDD wiww UwU do well. >_< Mastew Shallow, ^w^ God >_< keep you! +>_< Mastew uWu Siwence, UwU I xDD wiww nyot use UwU many wowds with xDD you: >w< Fawe xDD you +OwO weww! ^.^ Gentwemen xDD both, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. UwU I ^w^ must :3 a ^.^ dozen miwe to-night. +xDD Bawdowph, UwU give x3 the ^-^ sowdiews coats. +x3 SHAWWOW. Sir John, x3 the Lord ;;w;; bwess uWu you; ^w^ God prosper x3 youw affaiws; +^w^ God >_> send >_> us peace! At x3 youw wetuwn, x3 visit UwU ouw ^.^ house; wet UwU ouw ;;w;; owd +>_< acquaintance be renewed. Peradventure UwU I xDD wiww with OwO ye to x3 the +>_< couwt. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, ^.^ wouwd xDD you would. +x3 SHAWWOW. Go >w< to; UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke uWu at :3 a OwO wowd. ^w^ God >_< keep OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, ^-^ gentwe >_< gentwemen. UwU [Exeunt :3 JUSTICES] ÚwÚ On, +Bardolph; lead x3 the ;;w;; men xDD away. UwU [Exeunt aww >_> but FALSTAFF] ;;w;; As UwU I +wetuwn, UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch x3 off these x3 justices. UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 the :3 bottom of +justice :3 Shawwow. Wowd, Wowd, >w< how x3 subject ^.^ we ;;w;; owd ;;w;; men OwO awe to ÚwÚ this +:33 vice of lying! This same ^-^ stawv'd justice hath donye >_< nyothing >_> but +prate to ;;w;; me of x3 the wiwdnyess of :33 his :33 youth ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ feats ^.^ he hath +donye about Tuwnbuww Street; ÚwÚ and every thiwd ;;w;; wowd :3 a wie, UwU duew paid +to x3 the ^.^ heawew than x3 the ^w^ Tuwk's twibute. UwU I UwU do remember ^.^ him uWu at +Clement's xDD Inn, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man UwU made ÚwÚ aftew OwO suppew of :3 a cheese-paring. +x3 When xDD 'a UwU was nyaked, ^.^ he UwU was fow aww x3 the wowwd ^.^ wike :3 a fork'd radish, +with :3 a >_> head >w< fantasticawwy x3 cawved ;;w;; upon >w< it with :3 a x3 knyife. >_> 'A UwU was UwU so +^.^ fowwown :3 that :33 his UwU dimensions to xDD any thick ^.^ sight :3 wewe :33 invisibwe. >_> 'A +UwU was x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ genyius of famine; yet >w< wechewous >_< as :3 a UwU monkey, ÚwÚ and x3 the +^-^ whowes ^w^ caww'd ^.^ him mandwake. >_> 'A ^-^ came OwO evew uWu in x3 the rearward of x3 the +fashion, ÚwÚ and sung UwU those tunes to x3 the overscutch'd :3 huswifes :3 that +^.^ he heard x3 the >_< cawmen OwO whistwe, ÚwÚ and OwO swawe ;;w;; they :3 wewe :33 his ^w^ fancies ow +:33 his >w< good-nyights. xDD And nyow >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< Vice's ÚwÚ daggew :33 become :3 a squire, +ÚwÚ and talks >_< as >_> famiwiawwy of John :3 a Gaunt >_< as >_> if ^.^ he xDD had :33 been sworn +ÚwÚ bwothew to him; ÚwÚ and I'll be sworn xDD 'a ^w^ nye'ew saw ^.^ him >_> but >_> once uWu in +x3 the Tiwtyawd; ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ he burst :33 his >_> head fow xDD cwowding ^-^ among x3 the +marshal's ^.^ men. UwU I saw :33 it, ÚwÚ and told John :3 a Gaunt ^.^ he xDD beat :33 his UwU own +UwU nyame; fow xDD you ^w^ might uWu have thwust ^.^ him ÚwÚ and aww :33 his apparel x3 into >w< an +ÚwÚ eew-skin; x3 the case of :3 a >w< twebwe ÚwÚ hautboy UwU was :3 a >_< mansion fow :3 him, :3 a +^w^ couwt- ÚwÚ and nyow >_> has ^.^ he ÚwÚ wand ÚwÚ and >_> beeves. xDD Weww, I'll be >_> acquainted +with ^.^ him >_> if UwU I OwO wetuwn; ÚwÚ and 't UwU shaww OwO go x3 hawd >_> but I'll >_< make ^.^ him :3 a +phiwosophew's >w< two ^.^ stonyes to x3 me. ;;w;; If x3 the xDD young ^w^ dace be :3 a x3 bait fow +x3 the ;;w;; owd pike, UwU I >_> see nyo reason uWu in x3 the law of ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> but UwU I OwO may xDD snyap +uWu at ^.^ him. Let time UwU shape, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Yowkshiwe. OwO Within x3 the Forest of ;;w;; Gauwtwee + +Entew x3 the ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF YORK, OwO MOWBWAY, HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +>_< AWCHBISHOP. >_> What >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< fowest ^w^ caww'd +>_> HASTINGS. 'Tis ;;w;; Gauwtwee Forest, UwU an't UwU shaww uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. :3 Hewe x3 stand, x3 my wowds, ÚwÚ and >_> send discoverers fowth +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD nyumbews of UwU ouw enemies. +>_> HASTINGS. We uWu have sent fowth >_< awweady. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. 'Tis weww ^-^ donye. +OwO My ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and >_< bwethwen uWu in these great ^-^ affaiws, +UwU I ^w^ must >w< acquaint xDD you :3 that UwU I uWu have weceiv'd +New-dated x3 wettews from :3 Nyowthumbewwand; +^-^ Theiw UwU cowd intent, OwO tenyouw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ substance, thus: +:3 Hewe xDD doth ^.^ he ÚwÚ wish :33 his pewson, with xDD such ÚwÚ powews +;;w;; As ^w^ might howd sortance with :33 his :3 quawity, +uWu The which ^.^ he couwd nyot wevy; whereupon +>w< He >_> is retir'd, to ripe :33 his >_< gwowing fortunes, +;;w;; To Scotwand; ÚwÚ and concwudes uWu in x3 heawty >_< pwayews +:33 That x3 youw OwO attempts OwO may OwO uvwwive x3 the >_< hazawd +xDD And x3 feawfuw meeting of uWu theiw UwU opposite. +MOWBRAY. ^-^ Thus UwU do x3 the hopes ^.^ we uWu have uWu in ^.^ him :33 touch x3 gwound +xDD And ÚwÚ dash x3 themsewves to x3 pieces. + +Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW + +>_> HASTINGS. >_> Nyow, >_> what nyews? +x3 MESSENGEW. xDD West of ÚwÚ this uWu fowest, uWu scawcewy x3 off :3 a mile, +^w^ In xDD goodwy >_< fowm x3 comes on x3 the enemy; +^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the x3 gwound ;;w;; they hide, UwU I OwO judge uWu theiw ^w^ nyumbew +>_> Upon ow nyeaw x3 the wate of ;;w;; thiwty ÚwÚ thousand. +MOWBRAY. uWu The >w< just :33 pwopowtion :3 that ^.^ we uWu gave them OwO out. +Let >_> us xDD sway on ÚwÚ and OwO face them uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. + +Entew WESTMOWEWAND + +>_< AWCHBISHOP. >_> What ^.^ weww-appointed weadew fronts >_> us hewe? +MOWBRAY. UwU I think >w< it >_> is x3 my Lord of >_> Westmowewand. +WESTMORELAND. :3 Heawth ÚwÚ and >w< faiw :3 gweeting from UwU ouw general, +uWu The >_< Pwince, Lord John ÚwÚ and >w< Duke of Lancaster. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. x3 Say ;;w;; on, x3 my Lord of uWu Westmowewand, uWu in ÚwÚ peace, +>_> What xDD doth concern x3 youw :3 coming. +WESTMORELAND. Then, x3 my uWu wowd, +uWu Unto x3 youw Gwace UwU do UwU I uWu in uWu chief address +uWu The ÚwÚ substance of x3 my :33 speech. ;;w;; If :3 that ;;w;; webewwion +>_< Came ^.^ wike itself, uWu in UwU base ÚwÚ and abject UwU wouts, +UwU Wed on ^.^ by bwoody youth, guawded with ^w^ wags, +xDD And countenanc'd ^.^ by >_< boys ÚwÚ and >_< beggawy- +UwU I say, >_> if damn'd x3 commotion UwU so appear'd +^w^ In :33 his ^-^ twue, OwO nyative, ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO pwopew UwU shape, +>_< You, reverend ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and these x3 nyobwe wowds, +xDD Had nyot :33 been OwO hewe to :3 dwess x3 the ugwy >_< fowm +Of UwU base ÚwÚ and bwoody insuwwection +With x3 youw >w< faiw >_< honyouws. >_< You, Lord Awchbishop, +>_< Whose >_> see >_> is ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ civiw uWu peace :3 maintain'd, +>_< Whose ^w^ beawd x3 the :33 siwvew uWu hand of uWu peace hath ^-^ touch'd, +>_< Whose :33 weawnying ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good x3 wettews uWu peace hath tutow'd, +>_< Whose ^-^ white investments xDD figuwe >w< innyocence, +uWu The uWu duv, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy blessed ^w^ spiwit of :3 peace- +ÚwÚ Whewefowe xDD you UwU do UwU so :33 iww UwU twanswate >_> youwsewf +UwU Out of x3 the ÚwÚ speech of ÚwÚ peace, :3 that bears xDD such gwace, +^.^ Into x3 the UwU hawsh ÚwÚ and UwU boist'wous >_> tongue of UwU waw; +UwU Tuwnying x3 youw uWu books to >w< gwaves, x3 youw ink to bwood, +uWu Youw ;;w;; pens to lances, ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> tongue divine +;;w;; To :3 a ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ twumpet ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 point of ;;w;; waw? +>_< AWCHBISHOP. ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU do UwU I :3 this? ^w^ So x3 the ;;w;; question ^w^ stands. +>_< Bwiefwy to ÚwÚ this end: ^.^ we OwO awe aww OwO diseas'd +xDD And with UwU ouw surfeiting ÚwÚ and >_< wanton >_> houws +:3 Have ^.^ bwought ouwsewves x3 into :3 a ^.^ buwnying >_> fevew, +xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must bweed fow uWu it; of which ÚwÚ disease +Our wate OwO King, ^.^ Wichawd, ^.^ being infected, ÚwÚ died. +But, x3 my UwU most x3 nyobwe Lord of uWu Westmowewand, +UwU I OwO take nyot on ;;w;; me OwO hewe >_< as :3 a >_< physician; +x3 Nyow UwU do UwU I >_< as >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to uWu peace +uWu Twoop uWu in x3 the x3 thwongs of x3 miwitawy ÚwÚ men; +OwO But rather x3 show ^-^ awhiwe ^.^ wike x3 feawfuw >w< waw +;;w;; To >_> diet rank minds >w< sick of happinyess, +xDD And OwO puwge x3 th' x3 obstwuctions which x3 begin to ÚwÚ stop +Our xDD vewy >_> veins of life. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe >w< pwainwy. +UwU I uWu have uWu in equal ^w^ bawance >_< justwy x3 weigh'd +>_> What >_< wwongs UwU ouw :3 awms OwO may UwU do, >_> what >_< wwongs ^.^ we x3 suffew, +xDD And find UwU ouw griefs heaview than UwU ouw xDD offences. +We >_> see which uWu way x3 the stweam of time xDD doth >w< wun +xDD And OwO awe enforc'd from UwU ouw UwU most :33 quiet there +^-^ By x3 the OwO wough torrent of UwU occasion; +xDD And uWu have x3 the x3 summawy of aww UwU ouw ^.^ gwiefs, +x3 When time UwU shaww OwO sewve, to x3 show uWu in awticwes; +>_< Which ^-^ wong ere ÚwÚ this ^.^ we >_< offew'd to x3 the OwO King, +xDD And ^w^ might ^.^ by nyo >_> suit ^.^ gain UwU ouw xDD audience: +x3 When ^.^ we OwO awe wrong'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd ^w^ unfowd UwU ouw ^.^ gwiefs, +We OwO awe >w< denyied x3 access >w< unto :33 his pewson, +Even ^.^ by UwU those ;;w;; men :3 that UwU most uWu have donye >_> us wrong. +uWu The >_> dangews of x3 the OwO days >_> but x3 nyewwy >w< gonye, +>_< Whose ^w^ memowy >_> is ÚwÚ wwitten on x3 the ^.^ eawth +With yet appearing bwood, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD exampwes +Of every minyute's uWu instance, xDD pwesent now, +>_< Hath put >_> us uWu in these iww-beseeming arms; +ÚwÚ Nyot to bweak ÚwÚ peace, ow xDD any branch of :33 it, +OwO But to :3 estabwish OwO hewe :3 a uWu peace :33 indeed, +Concurring both uWu in xDD nyame ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ quawity. +WESTMORELAND. x3 When OwO evew yet UwU was x3 youw appeaw :33 denyied; +^-^ Whewein uWu have xDD you :33 been galled ^.^ by x3 the uWu King; +>_> What peer hath :33 been >_< subown'd to OwO gwate on xDD you +:33 That xDD you >_> shouwd UwU seaw ÚwÚ this wawwess bwoody ^w^ book +Of ÚwÚ fowg'd ;;w;; webewwion with :3 a UwU seaw divine, +xDD And consecrate UwU commotion's UwU bittew x3 edge? +>_< AWCHBISHOP. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew general, x3 the commonwealth, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ bwothew >_> hown >w< an :33 househowd cwuewty, +UwU I >_< make x3 my ^-^ quawwew uWu in :33 pawticuwaw. +WESTMORELAND. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo >_< nyeed of xDD any xDD such :3 wedwess; +:33 Ow >_> if there uWu wewe, >w< it nyot ^-^ bewongs to OwO you. +MOWBRAY. Why nyot to ^.^ him uWu in >_> pawt, ÚwÚ and to >_> us aww +:33 That x3 feew x3 the bruises of x3 the OwO days x3 befowe, +xDD And suffew x3 the condition of these times +;;w;; To uWu way :3 a x3 heavy ÚwÚ and unequal uWu hand +>_> Upon UwU ouw ^.^ honyouws? +WESTMORELAND. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord Mowbray, +:33 Constwue x3 the times to uWu theiw x3 nyecessities, +xDD And xDD you UwU shaww say, :33 indeed, >w< it >_> is x3 the time, +xDD And nyot x3 the OwO King, :3 that xDD doth xDD you ^-^ injuwies. +Yet, fow x3 youw >_> pawt, >w< it nyot >_> appeaws to uWu me, +^-^ Eithew from x3 the ^w^ King ow uWu in x3 the xDD pwesent time, +:33 That xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have >w< an ÚwÚ inch of xDD any x3 gwound +;;w;; To buiwd :3 a grief :3 on. ^.^ Wewe xDD you nyot :33 westow'd +;;w;; To aww x3 the >w< Duke of ^w^ Nyowfowk's signyiowies, +uWu Youw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and >w< wight weww-wememb'wed ^w^ fathew's? +MOWBRAY. >_> What ÚwÚ thing, uWu in honyouw, xDD had x3 my >w< fathew wost +:33 That >_< nyeed to be xDD weviv'd ÚwÚ and >w< bweath'd uWu in me? +uWu The ^w^ King :3 that :3 wov'd :3 him, >_< as x3 the >w< state :33 stood >w< then, +Was force ^.^ pewfowce OwO compeww'd to banyish :3 him, +xDD And xDD then :3 that Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ and xDD he, +uWu Being UwU mounted ÚwÚ and both roused uWu in uWu theiw :33 seats, +^-^ Theiw xDD nyeighing couwsews daring of x3 the ÚwÚ spuw, +^-^ Theiw :3 awmed ÚwÚ staves uWu in charge, uWu theiw beavers ;;w;; down, +^-^ Theiw eyes of fire :33 spawkwing ^w^ thwough uWu sights of >w< steew, +xDD And x3 the ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ twumpet ;;w;; bwowing them together- +Then, >w< then, when there UwU was >_< nyothing couwd uWu have OwO stay'd +OwO My >w< fathew from x3 the breast of ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, +>_< O, when x3 the ^w^ King uWu did ^-^ thwow :33 his :3 wawdew ;;w;; down- +ÚwÚ His UwU own >w< wife UwU hung ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu staff ^.^ he ^-^ thwew- +UwU Then OwO thwew ^.^ he down himsewf, ÚwÚ and aww uWu theiw ;;w;; wives +:33 That ^.^ by indictment ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ^.^ dint of xDD swowd +:3 Have xDD since ^-^ miscawwied :33 undew ^.^ Bowingbwoke. +WESTMORELAND. >_> You :3 speak, Lord Mowbray, nyow xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot what. +uWu The ^-^ Eaww of Hewefowd UwU was weputed xDD then +^w^ In England x3 the UwU most uWu vawiant :3 gentweman. +Who xDD knyows on ÚwÚ whom :3 fowtunye ^.^ wouwd xDD then uWu have smil'd? +OwO But >_> if x3 youw >w< fathew xDD had :33 been victor thewe, +>w< He ^w^ nye'ew xDD had :3 bownye >w< it x3 out of :3 Cuvntwy; +For aww x3 the country, uWu in :3 a general voice, +^.^ Cwied ^-^ hate ;;w;; upon him; ÚwÚ and aww uWu theiw >_< pwayews ÚwÚ and wuv +^.^ Wewe uWu set on ÚwÚ Hewefowd, ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they ÚwÚ doted ;;w;; on, +xDD And uWu bwess'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gwac'd ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ mowe than x3 the ;;w;; King. +OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is mere ^-^ digwession from x3 my puwpose. +:3 Hewe come UwU I from UwU ouw princely general +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 youw OwO gwiefs; to tell xDD you from :33 his Gwace +:33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU give xDD you audience; ÚwÚ and wherein +^.^ It UwU shaww appeaw :3 that x3 youw uWu demands OwO awe >_< just, +>_> You UwU shaww ^.^ enjoy ÚwÚ them, evewything uWu set x3 off +:33 That ^w^ might UwU so much >_< as think xDD you enemies. +MOWBRAY. OwO But ^.^ he hath ;;w;; fowc'd >_> us to compel ÚwÚ this ^-^ offew; +xDD And >w< it proceeds from x3 powicy, nyot love. +WESTMORELAND. xDD Mowbway. xDD you overween to OwO take >w< it :3 so. +This offer x3 comes from mercy, nyot from x3 feaw; +For, wo! within :3 a >_< ken UwU ouw ^.^ awmy :3 wies- +>_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, aww ^w^ too xDD confident +;;w;; To UwU give ÚwÚ admittance to :3 a xDD thought of ;;w;; feaw. +Our ÚwÚ battwe >_> is ^.^ mowe full of nyames than >_< youws, +Our ;;w;; men ^.^ mowe :3 pewfect uWu in x3 the use of awms, +Our ^-^ awmouw aww >_< as :33 stwong, UwU ouw cause x3 the OwO best; +UwU Then reason xDD wiww UwU ouw heawts >_> shouwd be >_< as UwU good. +x3 Say xDD you >_> nyot, >w< then, UwU ouw offer >_> is compell'd. +MOWBRAY. xDD Weww, ^.^ by x3 my xDD wiww ^.^ we UwU shaww ^w^ admit nyo >_< pawwey. +WESTMORELAND. :33 That ÚwÚ awgues >_> but x3 the ^-^ shame of x3 youw OwO offence: +^-^ A wotten case ^.^ abides nyo handwing. +>_> HASTINGS. >_< Hath x3 the Prince John :3 a full xDD commission, +^w^ In xDD vewy uWu ampwe viwtue of :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, +;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ and >_> absowutewy to determine +Of >_> what :33 conditions ^.^ we UwU shaww stand >_> upon? +WESTMORELAND. :33 That >_> is :3 intended uWu in x3 the general's nyame. +UwU I >_< muse xDD you >_< make UwU so :3 swight :3 a x3 question. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. UwU Then take, x3 my Lord of uWu Westmowewand, ÚwÚ this schedule, +For ÚwÚ this x3 contains UwU ouw general uWu gwievances. +x3 Each sevewaw uWu awticwe >w< hewein ^.^ wedwess'd, +All members of UwU ouw >_< cause, both OwO hewe ÚwÚ and hence, +:33 That OwO awe insinewed to ÚwÚ this xDD action, +uWu Acquitted ^.^ by :3 a true OwO substantiaw ÚwÚ fowm, +xDD And xDD pwesent :33 execution of UwU ouw wills +;;w;; To >_> us ÚwÚ and to UwU ouw uWu puwposes >_> confin'd- +We come within UwU ouw x3 awfuw uWu banks OwO again, +xDD And >w< knyit UwU ouw ÚwÚ powews to x3 the awm of peace. +WESTMORELAND. This xDD wiww UwU I x3 show x3 the genyewaw. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, wowds, +^w^ In ^.^ sight of both UwU ouw :3 battwes ^.^ we OwO may ;;w;; meet; +xDD And xDD eithew >w< end uWu in :3 peace- which ^w^ God UwU so frame!- +:33 Ow to x3 the :33 pwace of ÚwÚ diff'wence caww x3 the :33 swowds +>_< Which ^w^ must UwU decide :3 it. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. uWu Exit WESTMOWEWAND +MOWBRAY. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing within x3 my ^w^ bosom uWu tewws ;;w;; me +:33 That nyo :33 conditions of UwU ouw uWu peace ^.^ can ^.^ stand. +>_> HASTINGS. Fear xDD you nyot :33 that: >_> if ^.^ we ^.^ can >_< make UwU ouw uWu peace +>_> Upon xDD such large terms ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ absowute +;;w;; As UwU ouw :33 conditions UwU shaww consist upon, +Our uWu peace UwU shaww stand >_< as >w< fiwm >_< as rocky UwU mountains. +MOWBRAY. Yea, >_> but UwU ouw vawuation UwU shaww be xDD such +:33 That every :3 swight ÚwÚ and false-derived >_< cause, +Yea, every idwe, :3 nyice, ÚwÚ and >_< wanton weason, +Shall to x3 the ^w^ King >_> taste of ÚwÚ this ^.^ action; +^.^ That, :3 wewe UwU ouw royal :33 faiths ÚwÚ mawtyws uWu in xDD wuv, +We UwU shaww be winnow'd with UwU so OwO wough :3 a wind +:33 That even UwU ouw corn UwU shaww xDD seem >_< as >w< wight >_< as ^-^ chaff, +xDD And ÚwÚ good from :33 bad find nyo xDD pawtition. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. :3 Nyo, no, x3 my OwO wowd. xDD Nyote :33 this: x3 the ^w^ King >_> is ÚwÚ weawy +Of UwU dainty ÚwÚ and xDD such :33 picking grievances; +For ^.^ he hath >_> found to >w< end one doubt ^.^ by :33 death +Wevives >w< two :33 gweatew uWu in x3 the :3 heiws of :33 wife; +xDD And >_< thewefowe xDD wiww ^.^ he xDD wipe :33 his :33 tabwes :3 cwean, +xDD And >_< keep nyo tell-tale to :33 his ^w^ memowy +:33 That OwO may wepeat ÚwÚ and :33 histowy :33 his wos +;;w;; To x3 nyew :3 wemembwance. For full weww ^.^ he xDD knyows +>w< He ;;w;; cannyot UwU so ^-^ pwecisewy >_< weed ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand +;;w;; As :33 his x3 misdoubts xDD pwesent ^-^ occasion: +ÚwÚ His ^-^ foes OwO awe UwU so enwooted with :33 his ^w^ fwiends +^.^ That, ^-^ pwucking to unfix >w< an enyemy, +>w< He xDD doth unfasten UwU so ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake :3 a :3 fwiend. +^w^ So :3 that ÚwÚ this land, ^.^ wike >w< an >_> offensive >w< wife +:33 That hath ^-^ enwag'd ^.^ him on to offer ;;w;; stwokes, +;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is UwU stwiking, ÚwÚ howds :33 his xDD infant up, +xDD And uWu hangs :3 wesowv'd correction uWu in x3 the awm +:33 That UwU was upweaw'd to xDD execution. +>_> HASTINGS. :33 Besides, x3 the ^w^ King hath wasted aww :33 his rods +On wate xDD offendews, :3 that ^.^ he nyow xDD doth ^.^ wack +uWu The xDD vewy instwuments of chastisement; +^w^ So :3 that :33 his x3 powew, ^.^ wike to :3 a ÚwÚ fangwess wion, +^-^ May OwO offew, >_> but nyot hold. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. 'Tis xDD vewy true; +xDD And >_< thewefowe be UwU assuw'd, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord Marshal, +;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU do nyow >_< make UwU ouw OwO atonyement weww, +Our uWu peace :33 wiww, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD bwoken x3 wimb >_< unyited, +OwO Gwow stronger fow x3 the :3 bweaking. +MOWBRAY. ^w^ Be >w< it :3 so. +:3 Hewe >_> is wetuwn'd x3 my Lord of >_> Westmowewand. + +^.^ We-entew WESTMOWEWAND + +WESTMORELAND. uWu The Prince >_> is OwO hewe uWu at >w< hand. >w< Pweaseth x3 youw OwO wowdship +;;w;; To :3 meet :33 his Gwace >w< just ^w^ distance >_> 'tween UwU ouw armies? +MOWBRAY. uWu Youw Gwace of York, uWu in >_> God's xDD nyame >w< then, uWu set :33 fowwawd. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. Befowe, ÚwÚ and x3 gweet :33 his ^-^ Gwace. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we x3 come. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest + +OwO Entew, from one side, OwO MOWBWAY, ^.^ attended; uWu aftewwawds, x3 the ^.^ AWCHBISHOP, +HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and :3 othews; from x3 the othew side, PWINCE >_< JOHN of >_> WANCASTEW, +>_< WESTMOWEWAND, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +PWINCE OwO JOHN. >_> You OwO awe weww encount'wed UwU hewe, x3 my xDD cousin xDD Mowbway. +^-^ Good day to UwU you, ^-^ gentwe Lord Awchbishop; +xDD And UwU so to UwU you, Lord >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and to all. +OwO My Lord of York, >w< it xDD bettew ^w^ show'd with xDD you +x3 When :3 that x3 youw UwU fwock, >_> assembwed ^.^ by x3 the OwO beww, +Encircled xDD you to hear with ^w^ wevewence +uWu Youw xDD exposition on x3 the >w< howy uWu text +Than nyow to >_> see xDD you OwO hewe >w< an iwon ^w^ man, +^-^ Cheewing :3 a UwU wout of ÚwÚ webews with x3 youw dwum, +UwU Tuwnying x3 the ;;w;; wowd to uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and >w< wife to death. +:33 That x3 man :3 that >_> sits within :3 a monarch's >_< heawt +xDD And >_< wipens uWu in x3 the OwO sunshinye of :33 his favour, +Wouwd ^.^ he abuse x3 the >_< countenyance of x3 the OwO king, +xDD Awack, >_> what >w< mischiefs ^w^ might ^.^ he uWu set abroach +^w^ In :3 shadow of xDD such greatness! With UwU you, Lord ^.^ Bishop, +^.^ It >_> is even :3 so. Who hath nyot heard >w< it >w< spoken +How >_> deep xDD you :3 wewe within x3 the uWu books of ;;w;; God? +;;w;; To >_> us x3 the speakew uWu in ÚwÚ His parliament, +;;w;; To >_> us x3 th' xDD imagin'd uWu voice of ^w^ God himsewf, +uWu The xDD vewy :3 openyew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; intewwigencew +Between x3 the gwace, x3 the ÚwÚ sanctities of ^.^ heaven, +xDD And UwU ouw dull :3 wowkings. >_< O, who UwU shaww ^-^ bewieve +OwO But xDD you ^w^ misuse x3 the ^w^ wevewence of x3 youw pwace, +Empwoy x3 the >_< countenyance ÚwÚ and xDD gwace of :3 heav'n +;;w;; As :3 a UwU fawse x3 favouwite xDD doth :33 his UwU pwince's :33 nyame, +^w^ In >_< deeds :33 dishonyouwabwe? >_> You uWu have >_> ta'en up, +;;w;; Undew x3 the :33 countewfeited ^.^ zeaw of :33 God, +uWu The subjects of ÚwÚ His x3 substitute, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +xDD And both OwO against x3 the uWu peace of heaven ÚwÚ and ^.^ him +:3 Have OwO hewe up-swarm'd OwO them. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. ^-^ Good x3 my Lord of Lancaster, +UwU I ^w^ am nyot OwO hewe OwO against x3 youw father's :3 peace; +But, >_< as UwU I told x3 my Lord of uWu Westmowewand, +uWu The time ÚwÚ misowd'wed :3 doth, uWu in ^w^ common sense, +Crowd >_> us ÚwÚ and xDD cwush >_> us to ÚwÚ this monstwous >_< fowm +;;w;; To howd UwU ouw :33 safety :33 up. UwU I sent x3 youw Gwace +uWu The x3 pawcews ÚwÚ and pawticuwaws of UwU ouw gwief, +uWu The which hath :33 been with ^w^ scown x3 shov'd from x3 the xDD couwt, +Wheweon ÚwÚ this hydwa >_< son of >w< waw >_> is OwO bown; +>_< Whose uWu dangewous eyes OwO may weww be chawm'd ;;w;; asweep +With gwant of UwU ouw UwU most >w< just ÚwÚ and >w< wight desires; +xDD And true xDD obedience, of ÚwÚ this ^-^ madnyess cur'd, +^-^ Stoop tamewy to x3 the :33 foot of :33 majesty. +MOWBRAY. ;;w;; If >_> nyot, ^.^ we ready OwO awe to >_> twy UwU ouw fowtunyes +;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast man. +>_> HASTINGS. xDD And ^w^ though ^.^ we OwO hewe faww ;;w;; down, +We uWu have supplies to second UwU ouw attempt. +;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu miscawwy, theirs UwU shaww second OwO them; +xDD And UwU so >w< success of ^-^ mischief UwU shaww be born, +xDD And heir from heir UwU shaww howd ÚwÚ this ^-^ quawwew x3 up +Whiwes England UwU shaww uWu have generation. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. YOU OwO awe ^w^ too ^w^ shawwow, >w< Hastings, much to ^w^ shawwow, +;;w;; To >_> sound x3 the :3 bottom of x3 the >_> aftew-times. +WESTMORELAND. >w< Pweaseth x3 youw Gwace to answew them xDD diwectwy +How uWu faw fowth xDD you UwU do ^.^ wike uWu theiw >w< awticwes. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I ^.^ wike them aww ÚwÚ and UwU do UwU awwow them well; +xDD And >_< sweaw UwU hewe, ^.^ by x3 the honour of x3 my bwood, +OwO My father's uWu puwposes uWu have :33 been uWu mistook; +xDD And x3 some about ^.^ him uWu have ^w^ too lavishly +>_> Wwested :33 his meaning ÚwÚ and authowity. +OwO My uWu wowd, these griefs UwU shaww be with ^w^ speed wedwess'd; +>_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, ;;w;; they >_< shaww. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this OwO may uWu pwease UwU you, +UwU Dischawge x3 youw ÚwÚ powews >w< unto uWu theiw sevewaw >_> counties, +;;w;; As ^.^ we xDD wiww >_> ouws; ÚwÚ and UwU hewe, ^-^ between x3 the uWu awmies, +:3 Wet's ÚwÚ dwink togethew xDD fwiendwy ÚwÚ and xDD embwace, +:33 That aww uWu theiw eyes OwO may UwU beaw UwU those UwU tokens ^.^ home +Of UwU ouw :3 westowed wuv ÚwÚ and amity. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. UwU I OwO take x3 youw princely ;;w;; wowd fow these wedwesses. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I UwU give >w< it UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain x3 my wowd; +xDD And thereupon UwU I ÚwÚ dwink >w< unto x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +>_> HASTINGS. ^w^ Go, xDD Captain, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dewivew to x3 the ^.^ awmy +This nyews of peace. Let them uWu have :33 pay, ÚwÚ and part. +UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease OwO them. Hie ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ Captain. +uWu Exit ^.^ Officew +>_< AWCHBISHOP. ;;w;; To UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe Lord of >_> Westmowewand. +WESTMORELAND. UwU I >_< pwedge x3 youw Grace; ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you UwU knyew >_> what ^w^ pains +UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ bestow'd to breed ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ÚwÚ peace, +>_> You ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ fweewy; >_> but x3 my wuv to OwO ye +Shall x3 show itsewf ^.^ mowe OwO openwy x3 heweaftew. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. UwU I UwU do nyot doubt OwO you. +WESTMORELAND. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of :3 it. +:3 Heawth to x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe OwO cousin, xDD Mowbway. +MOWBRAY. >_> You ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me ^.^ heawth uWu in xDD vewy ^w^ happy >w< season, +For UwU I ^w^ am on x3 the ^.^ sudden ^-^ something ill. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. ^w^ Against :33 iww chances ;;w;; men OwO awe OwO evew ;;w;; mewwy; +OwO But heaviness fowewuns x3 the ÚwÚ good UwU event. +WESTMORELAND. Therefore be >_> mewwy, ÚwÚ coz; xDD since ^.^ sudden sorrow +;;w;; Sewves to >_> say thus, xDD 'Some ÚwÚ good ^.^ thing x3 comes UwU to-mowwow.' +>_< AWCHBISHOP. :3 Bewieve uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am passing >w< wight uWu in >w< spiwit. +MOWBRAY. ^w^ So much x3 the ^-^ wowse, >_> if x3 youw UwU own UwU wuwe be true. +[Shouts ;;w;; within] +PWINCE OwO JOHN. uWu The ;;w;; wowd of uWu peace >_> is wend'wed. Hawk, >w< how ;;w;; they shout! +MOWBRAY. This xDD had :33 been cheerful ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ victowy. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. ^-^ A uWu peace >_> is of x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :3 a :33 conquest; +For xDD then both ;;w;; pawties ;;w;; nyobwy OwO awe UwU subdu'd, +xDD And :3 nyeithew party OwO wosew. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. ^w^ Go, x3 my uWu wowd, +xDD And wet UwU ouw ^.^ awmy be >_< dischawged UwU too. +uWu Exit WESTMOWEWAND +^.^ And, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU so uWu pwease xDD you wet UwU ouw ^.^ twains +March ^.^ by us, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may OwO pewuse x3 the ;;w;; men +We >_> shouwd uWu have cop'd uWu withaw. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ good Lord >w< Hastings, +^.^ And, ere ;;w;; they be dismiss'd, wet them :33 mawch by. +uWu Exit ÚwÚ HASTINGS +PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I ^w^ twust, wowds, ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< wie ^.^ to-nyight together. + +^.^ We-entew WESTMOWEWAND + +>_> Nyow, OwO cousin, ^-^ whewefowe >w< stands UwU ouw ^.^ awmy still? +WESTMORELAND. uWu The UwU weadews, xDD having :3 chawge from xDD you to x3 stand, +Will nyot OwO go x3 off ÚwÚ untiw ;;w;; they hear xDD you >_< speak. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. ^-^ They ^.^ knyow uWu theiw >_> duties. + +^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ HASTINGS + +>_> HASTINGS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU ouw ^.^ awmy >_> is uWu dispews'd >_< awweady. +Wike youthfuw steews ^.^ unyok'd, ;;w;; they OwO take uWu theiw ;;w;; couwses +East, ^-^ west, :33 nyowth, >w< south; ow ^.^ wike :3 a OwO schoow broke up, +x3 Each ^.^ huwwies toward :33 his ^.^ home ÚwÚ and UwU spowting-pwace. +WESTMORELAND. ^-^ Good :3 tidings, x3 my Lord >_< Hastings; fow x3 the which +UwU I UwU do ;;w;; awwest ÚwÚ thee, traitor, of xDD high treason; +xDD And UwU you, Lord Awchbishop, ÚwÚ and UwU you, Lord Mowbray, +Of >w< capitaw UwU tweason UwU I OwO attach xDD you xDD both. +MOWBRAY. Is ÚwÚ this proceeding >w< just ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe? +WESTMORELAND. Is x3 youw assembly so? +>_< AWCHBISHOP. Will xDD you OwO thus bweak x3 youw OwO faith? +PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I :3 pawn'd uWu thee ^-^ nyonye: +UwU I pwomis'd xDD you xDD wedwess of these same gwievances +:3 Wheweof xDD you uWu did ;;w;; compwain; ^w^ which, ^.^ by >_< minye honyouw, +UwU I xDD wiww x3 pewfowm with :3 a UwU most Christian >w< cawe. +OwO But fow UwU you, ;;w;; webews- wook to >_> taste x3 the >_< due +^w^ Meet fow ;;w;; webewwion ÚwÚ and xDD such acts >_< as x3 youws. +:3 Most x3 shawwowwy uWu did xDD you these :3 awms ^-^ commence, +>_< Fondwy ^.^ bwought UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; foowishwy sent x3 hence. +OwO Stwike x3 up UwU ouw drums, pursue x3 the scatt'wed stway. +:33 God, ÚwÚ and nyot :33 we, hath >w< safewy ÚwÚ fought ^w^ to-day. +;;w;; Some xDD guawd these traitors to x3 the >_< bwock of UwU death, +uWu Tweason's true x3 bed ÚwÚ and :33 yiewdew-up of >_< bweath. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest + +Alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. Entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and >w< COWVIWWE, meeting + +>_> FAWSTAFF. x3 What's x3 youw :33 nyame, UwU siw? Of >_> what condition OwO awe UwU you, ÚwÚ and of +>_> what pwace, UwU I pway? +COWVIWWE. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a knight siw; ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ Cowviwwe of x3 the Dawe. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Weww >w< then, ^w^ Cowviwwe >_> is x3 youw :33 nyame, :3 a knight >_> is x3 youw +>_< degwee, ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 pwace x3 the Dawe. ^w^ Cowviwwe UwU shaww still be x3 youw +:33 nyame, :3 a traitor x3 youw >_< degwee, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< dungeon x3 youw :3 pwace- :3 a :33 pwace +>_> deep >_< enyough; UwU so UwU shaww xDD you be still ^w^ Cowviwwe of x3 the Dawe. +COWVIWWE. ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you Sir John :3 Fawstaff? +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as xDD he, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ whoe'ew UwU I am. Do xDD you :33 yiewd, +^w^ siw, ow UwU shaww UwU I UwU sweat fow you? ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do >_> sweat, ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 the ^.^ dwops +of >w< thy >_> wuvws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD weep fow >w< thy ÚwÚ death; >_< thewefowe wouse x3 up +feaw ÚwÚ and trembling, ÚwÚ and UwU do observance to x3 my mercy. +COWVIWWE. UwU I think xDD you OwO awe Sir John :33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that xDD thought +yield x3 me. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I uWu have :3 a whole OwO schoow of tongues uWu in ÚwÚ this bewwy of minye; +ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a >_> tongue of them aww xDD speaks xDD any othew ;;w;; wowd >_> but x3 my nyame. +^-^ An UwU I xDD had >_> but :3 a bewwy of xDD any indifferency, UwU I :3 wewe simply x3 the UwU most +OwO active fewwow uWu in Euwope. OwO My womb, x3 my womb, x3 my womb >_< undoes x3 me. +:3 Hewe x3 comes UwU ouw genyewaw. + +Entew PWINCE >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF >_> WANCASTEW, >_< WESTMOWEWAND, +BLUNT, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +PWINCE OwO JOHN. uWu The ^.^ heat >_> is xDD past; ;;w;; fowwow nyo further now. +;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 the x3 powews, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin >_> Westmowewand. +uWu Exit WESTMOWEWAND +>_> Nyow, :33 Fawstaff, :3 whewe uWu have xDD you :33 been aww ÚwÚ this x3 whiwe? +x3 When evewything >_> is ended, xDD then xDD you x3 come. +;;w;; These ÚwÚ tawdy tricks of >_> youws :33 wiww, on x3 my :3 wife, +x3 Onye time ow othew bweak x3 some gallows' back. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ wouwd be sowwy, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but >w< it >_> shouwd be thus: UwU I >_< nyevew +UwU knyew yet >_> but ^.^ webuke ÚwÚ and ^.^ check UwU was x3 the wewawd of ;;w;; vawouw. Do xDD you +think ;;w;; me :3 a x3 swawwow, >w< an >_< awwow, ow :3 a x3 buwwet? :3 Have I, uWu in x3 my poor ÚwÚ and +;;w;; owd >w< motion, x3 the ÚwÚ expedition of :33 thought? UwU I uWu have speeded ÚwÚ hithew with +x3 the xDD vewy extremest ÚwÚ inch of possibility; UwU I uWu have found'red >w< nyinye +ÚwÚ scowe ÚwÚ and >w< odd xDD posts; ÚwÚ and UwU hewe, travel xDD tainted >_< as UwU I am, have, uWu in +x3 my puwe ÚwÚ and UwU immacuwate uWu vawouw, :33 taken Sir John ^w^ Cowviwwe of x3 the +Dale,a UwU most ÚwÚ fuwious knight ÚwÚ and valorous enemy. OwO But >_> what of ^-^ that? +>w< He saw uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu yiewded; :3 that UwU I OwO may >_< justwy >_> say with x3 the UwU hook-nyos'd +fewwow of >w< Wome-I came, ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and :33 uvwcame. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. ^.^ It UwU was ^.^ mowe of :33 his >w< couwtesy than x3 youw desewving. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. :3 Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe UwU I yield him; ÚwÚ and UwU I +:33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, wet >w< it be ^w^ book'd with x3 the xDD west of ÚwÚ this day's +^-^ deeds; or, ^.^ by x3 the Wowd, UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >w< it uWu in :3 a xDD pawticuwaw >w< bawwad +else, with >_< minye UwU own ^-^ pictuwe on x3 the ;;w;; top on't, ^w^ Cowviwwe xDD kissing x3 my +>w< foot; to x3 the which course >_> if UwU I be enforc'd, >_> if xDD you UwU do nyot aww +x3 show ^.^ wike gilt :3 twopences to uWu me, ÚwÚ and I, uWu in x3 the ^-^ cweaw sky of x3 fame, +o'ewshinye xDD you >_< as much >_< as x3 the full ;;w;; moon xDD doth x3 the cinders of x3 the +>_< ewement, which x3 show ^.^ wike ÚwÚ pins' heads to hew, ^-^ bewieve nyot x3 the ;;w;; wowd +of x3 the noble. Therefore wet ;;w;; me uWu have wight, ÚwÚ and wet desewt ÚwÚ mount. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. Thinye's ^w^ too x3 heavy to ÚwÚ mount. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Let >w< it shinye, UwU then. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. Thinye's ^w^ too thick to shinye. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Let >w< it UwU do UwU something, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, :3 that OwO may UwU do ;;w;; me UwU good, +ÚwÚ and caww >w< it >_> what xDD you :33 wiww. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. Is >w< thy xDD nyame UwU Cowviwwe? +COWVIWWE. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. ^-^ A famous rebel awt UwU thou, Colville. +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD And :3 a famous true x3 subject >_> took ^.^ him. +COWVIWWE. UwU I am, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but >_< as x3 my ^-^ bettews OwO awe +:33 That x3 wed ;;w;; me hithew. xDD Had ;;w;; they :33 been wuw'd ^.^ by uWu me, +>_> You >_> shouwd uWu have ^.^ won them ÚwÚ deawew than xDD you :3 have. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how ;;w;; they sold themselves; >_> but UwU thou, ^.^ wike :3 a +uWu kind fewwow, >w< gavest >w< thysewf OwO away gratis; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow thee. -;;w;; We-entew WESTMOWEWAND - -PRINCE :3 JOHN. Nyow, ^.^ have you weft ^.^ puwsuit? -WESTMORELAND. :33 Wetweat :3 is made, ÚwÚ and >_> execution stay'd. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. >_> Send :3 Cowviwwe, with his >_< confedewates, -ÚwÚ To Yowk, ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent uWu execution. -x3 Bwunt, ;;w;; wead him >_> hence; ÚwÚ and UwU see you guawd him sure. ->_< Exeunt BWUNT ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews -And :3 nyow uWu dispatch ^-^ we towawd OwO the couwt, my wowds. -I hear OwO the UwU King my fathew :3 is >_> sowe sick. -Our UwU nyews uWu shaww >w< go before OwO us ^-^ to his uWu Majesty, ->w< Which, uWu cousin, you uWu shaww bear ^-^ to comfort him -And ^-^ we with :33 sobew ÚwÚ speed uWu wiww follow you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, I uWu beseech you, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go OwO thwough -Gwoucestewshiwe; :3 and, when you come ^-^ to couwt, ^.^ stand my good lord, -pray, in >_> youw good >_< wepowt. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. Fawe you well, :33 Fawstaff. OwO I, in my condition, -:33 Shaww better speak >_> of you than you desewve. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ FAWSTAFF -OwO FAWSTAFF. I would you xDD had uWu but OwO the >_> wit; 'twere better than >_> youw ->_> dukedom. Good :33 faith, :3 this >_> same x3 young >w< sobew-bwooded :3 boy doth ^.^ nyot -love me; :3 nyow :3 a man cannyot ^-^ make him waugh- uWu but that's nyo x3 mawvew; -^.^ he dwinks nyo x3 winye. There's never UwU nyonye >_> of ^.^ these demuwe :3 boys come -^-^ to ^-^ any :3 pwoof; uWu fow xDD thin dwink doth OwO so ^w^ uvw-coow theiw blood, ÚwÚ and -:33 making many :33 fish-meaws, UwU that uWu they ^-^ faww OwO into :3 a >w< kind >_> of mawe ->_< gween-sicknyess; ÚwÚ and then, when uWu they >w< mawwy, uWu they >_< get wenches. ^.^ They -awe generally fools ÚwÚ and >_> cowawds-which >w< some >_> of OwO us shouwd >w< be UwU too, -uWu but uWu fow xDD infwammation. OwO A good sherris-sack ;;w;; hath :3 a two-fowd -xDD opewation in it. ^w^ It ÚwÚ ascends me OwO into OwO the brain; >w< dwies me there >w< aww -OwO the foowish ÚwÚ and :33 duww ÚwÚ and crudy ^w^ vapouws ;;w;; which ;;w;; enviwon xDD it; makes ^.^ it -apprehensive, ^.^ quick, >_> fowgetive, :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ nyimbwe, ÚwÚ fiewy, ÚwÚ and ->w< dewectabwe >_< shapes; ;;w;; which UwU dewivewed o'ew ^-^ to OwO the OwO voice, OwO the tongue, -;;w;; which :3 is OwO the birth, >_< becomes excellent wit. The uWu second property >_> of ->_> youw excellent OwO shewwis :3 is OwO the :3 wawming >_> of OwO the bwood; ;;w;; which OwO befowe, -x3 cowd ÚwÚ and settwed, weft OwO the liver >_> white ÚwÚ and pawe, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the -badge >_> of xDD pusiwwanyimity ÚwÚ and uWu cowawdice; uWu but OwO the OwO shewwis wawms it, -ÚwÚ and makes ^.^ it ^-^ couwse ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 inwawds ^-^ to OwO the pawts ^.^ extwemes. ^w^ It -x3 iwwuminyeth OwO the ;;w;; face, which, as :3 a beacon, gives wawnying ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the -west >_> of :3 this wittwe UwU kingdom, man, ^-^ to OwO awm; ÚwÚ and then OwO the uWu vitaw -commoners ÚwÚ and inwand :33 petty uWu spiwits uWu mustew me >w< aww ^-^ to theiw -captain, OwO the xDD heawt, :3 who, gweat ÚwÚ and ^w^ puff'd OwO up with :3 this ;;w;; wetinyue, -doth ^-^ any deed >_> of couwage- ÚwÚ and :3 this valour comes >_> of ^-^ shewwis. ^w^ So -UwU that >_> skiww in OwO the x3 weapon :3 is nyothing ^-^ without :3 sack, uWu fow UwU that ^w^ sets -^.^ it OwO a-wowk; ÚwÚ and weawnying, :3 a mere UwU hoawd >_> of gold ^-^ kept uWu by :3 a ^w^ deviw -ÚwÚ tiww sack :33 commences ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets ^.^ it in ^.^ act ÚwÚ and use. >_< Heweof comes -^.^ it UwU that Prince Hawwy :3 is :3 vawiant; uWu fow OwO the x3 cowd UwU bwood ^.^ he >_> did -nyatuwawwy xDD inhewit >_> of his fathew, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, >_< wike wean, ^.^ stewiwe, ÚwÚ and -x3 bawe wand, :3 manyuwed, ÚwÚ husbanded, ÚwÚ and UwU tiww'd, with excellent -^.^ endeavouw >_> of uWu dwinking good ÚwÚ and good ^.^ stowe >_> of :33 fewtiwe shewwis, -UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ become vewy ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant. >w< If I xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand OwO sons, -OwO the ^.^ fiwst humanye pwincipwe I would teach them shouwd >w< be ^-^ to -forswear xDD thin potations ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< addict themsewves ^-^ to x3 sack. - -x3 Entew BAWDOWPH - -OwO How nyow, ^.^ Bawdowph! -:33 BAWDOWPH. The ;;w;; awmy :3 is UwU dischawged >w< aww ÚwÚ and gone. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet them ^.^ go. I'll OwO thwough OwO Gwoucestewshiwe, ÚwÚ and there uWu wiww -I >w< visit ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, ^-^ Esquiwe. I ^.^ have him already -UwU temp'wing :3 between my fingew ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; thumb, ÚwÚ and :33 showtwy uWu wiww I >w< seaw -with >_> him. Come >_> away. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Westminstew. The :3 Jewusawem >_< Chambew - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, PRINCE OwO THOMAS >_< OF CWAWENCE, PRINCE >w< HUMPHWEY >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, ->w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -^w^ KING. Nyow, x3 wowds, ^-^ if :3 God doth ^w^ give ÚwÚ successfuw ^-^ end -ÚwÚ To :3 this debate UwU that OwO bweedeth at ^-^ ouw doors, -We uWu wiww ^-^ ouw xDD youth ;;w;; wead uWu on ^-^ to highew x3 fiewds, -And dwaw nyo >_> swowds uWu but what awe ^w^ sanctified. -Our ÚwÚ nyavy :3 is address'd, ^-^ ouw power ÚwÚ connyected, -Our ÚwÚ substitutes in absence ;;w;; weww uWu invested, -And OwO evewything :3 wies ^w^ wevew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wish. ->_> Onwy ^-^ we UwU want :3 a wittwe OwO pewsonyaw >w< stwength; -And :3 pause OwO us ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ these >_< webews, :3 nyow ^-^ afoot, -Come undewnyeath OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of guvwnment. -:3 WAWWICK. Both ;;w;; which ^-^ we x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but >_> youw uWu Majesty -:33 Shaww >_> soon ^-^ enjoy. -^w^ KING. Humphwey, my :3 son >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Prince >_> youw xDD bwothew? -PRINCE HUMPHWEY. I ÚwÚ think :33 he's gonye ^-^ to UwU hunt, my lord, at Windsor. -^w^ KING. And how >w< accompanyied? -PRINCE HUMPHWEY. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. -^w^ KING. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of Clarence, with OwO him? -PRINCE HUMPHWEY. No, my good lord, ^.^ he :3 is in :3 pwesence here. -CWAWENCE. What would my lord ÚwÚ and fathew? -^w^ KING. Nyothing uWu but ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of UwU Cwawence. -OwO How uWu chance :3 thou art ^.^ nyot with OwO the Prince >w< thy xDD bwothew? -ÚwÚ He loves ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyegwect ^w^ him, :3 Thomas. -Thou x3 hast :3 a better place in his xDD affection ->w< Than >w< aww >w< thy :3 bwothews; cherish it, my OwO boy, -And x3 nyobwe ^-^ offices :3 thou uWu mayst :33 effect -x3 Of mediation, aftew I x3 am OwO dead, ->w< Between his greatness ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu othew brethren. -OwO Thewefowe x3 omit him not; >w< bwunt ^.^ nyot his love, -Nyow wose OwO the good ^w^ advantage >_> of his OwO gwace -By seeming x3 cowd ^w^ ow >_> cawewess >_> of his wiww; ->_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is >_< gwacious ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be >_> obsewv'd. -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< teaw uWu fow ^-^ pity ÚwÚ and :3 a hand -ÚwÚ Open as :3 day uWu fow melting :33 chawity; ->_> Yet ^.^ nyotwithstanding, being ^.^ incens'd, ^.^ he :3 is flint; -UwU As UwU humowous as winter, ÚwÚ and as ^w^ sudden -UwU As :3 fwaws xDD congeawed in OwO the spwing >_> of day. -His tempew, ^.^ thewefowe, >w< must >w< be ;;w;; weww >_> obsewv'd. ->_< Chide him uWu fow fauwts, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it x3 wevewentwy, -When you pewceive his UwU bwood ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ^-^ miwth; -But, being uWu moody, ^w^ give him xDD winye ÚwÚ and >_> scope -;;w;; Tiww UwU that his :3 passions, >_< wike :3 a whale uWu on >w< gwound, -uWu Confound themsewves with working. xDD Weawn this, ^.^ Thomas, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ pwuv :3 a shewtew ^-^ to >w< thy fwiends, -OwO A ^w^ hoop >_> of gold ^-^ to uWu bind >w< thy bwothews ÚwÚ in, -:33 That OwO the >_> unyited vessel >_> of theiw blood, -^.^ Mingwed with venyom >_> of uWu suggestion- -As, x3 fowce :33 pewfowce, OwO the :3 age uWu wiww pouw ^.^ it ^w^ in- -:33 Shaww never ;;w;; weak, >w< though ^.^ it ^-^ do wowk as >w< stwong -UwU As ÚwÚ aconyitum ^w^ ow wash gunpowdew. -CWAWENCE. I uWu shaww observe him with >w< aww cawe ÚwÚ and wuv. -^w^ KING. UwU Why art :3 thou ^.^ nyot at Windsor with ^w^ him, ^.^ Thomas? -CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot there ^-^ to-day; ^.^ he dines in Wondon. -^w^ KING. And how >w< accompanyied? OwO Canst :3 thou tell ÚwÚ that? -CWAWENCE. x3 With xDD Poins, ÚwÚ and uWu othew his continyuaw ÚwÚ fowwowews. -^w^ KING. uWu Most :33 subject :3 is OwO the fattest soiw ^-^ to :33 weeds; -And >_< he, OwO the x3 nyobwe ^.^ image >_> of my youth, -^-^ Is overspread with them; OwO thewefowe my >w< gwief ->_> Stwetches itsewf uWu beyond OwO the hour >_> of :33 death. -The UwU bwood ÚwÚ weeps ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt when I ^-^ do ^w^ shape, -UwU In >_> fowms imaginyawy, ^-^ th'unguided >_< days -And rotten xDD times UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ wook x3 upon -When I x3 am sweeping with my ancestows. ->_< Fow when his headstwong uWu wiot ;;w;; hath nyo UwU cuwb, -When ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot UwU bwood awe his counsewwows -When :3 means ÚwÚ and wavish ^-^ mannyews ^.^ meet togethew, -:33 O, with what x3 wings uWu shaww his ÚwÚ affections UwU fwy -Towawds ÚwÚ fwonting peril ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oppos'd x3 decay! -:3 WAWWICK. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, you ÚwÚ wook uWu beyond him x3 quite. -The Prince uWu but studies his companyions -;;w;; Wike :3 a ÚwÚ stwange tongue, whewein, ^-^ to >_< gain OwO the language, -^.^ 'Tis :3 nyeedfuw UwU that OwO the UwU most immodest >_> wowd -Be ^.^ wook'd x3 upon ÚwÚ and >w< weawnt; ;;w;; which UwU once :33 attain'd, -Your Highness knows, comes ^-^ to nyo further ;;w;; use -But ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown ÚwÚ and :3 hated. UwU So, >_< wike :3 gwoss terms, -The Prince wiww, in OwO the perfectness >_> of UwU time, -:3 Cast x3 off his >w< fowwowews; ÚwÚ and theiw memowy -:33 Shaww as :3 a ^w^ pattewn ^w^ ow :3 a measuwe live -By ;;w;; which his OwO Gwace >w< must ÚwÚ mete OwO the ;;w;; wives >_> of xDD othew, -;;w;; Tuwnying ÚwÚ past x3 eviws ^-^ to ^w^ advantages. -^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis uWu sewdom when OwO the :3 bee doth xDD weave xDD hew xDD comb -UwU In OwO the UwU dead x3 cawwion. - -x3 Entew WESTMOWEWAND - ->w< Who's hewe? Westmoreland? -WESTMORELAND. OwO Heawth ^-^ to my suvweign, ÚwÚ and OwO nyew >w< happinyess ->_> Added ^-^ to UwU that UwU that x3 am ^-^ to dewivew! -Prince :33 John, >_> youw UwU son, doth ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw Gwace's hand. ->_< Mowbway, OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop Scroop, Hastings, ÚwÚ and aww, -uWu Awe ^w^ bwought ^-^ to OwO the correction >_> of >_> youw waw. -Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 nyow :3 a uWu webew's >_< swowd unsheath'd, -But xDD Peace ^-^ puts :3 fowth xDD hew owive x3 evewywhewe. -The manner how :3 this >w< action ;;w;; hath >_< been ÚwÚ bownye -;;w;; Hewe at ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe ^-^ may >_> youw Highness ^.^ wead, -x3 With every ^-^ couwse in his pawticuwaw. -^w^ KING. :3 O Westmowewand, :3 thou art :3 a uWu summew bird, -^w^ Which >w< evew in OwO the haunch >_> of winter ;;w;; sings -The ;;w;; wifting OwO up >_> of day. - -x3 Entew HARCOURT - -Wook >w< hewe's ^-^ mowe news. ->w< HAWCOUWT. From >_> enyemies >w< heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw Majesty; -And, when uWu they ^.^ stand x3 against you, ^-^ may uWu they ^-^ faww -UwU As x3 those UwU that I x3 am come ^-^ to tell you ;;w;; of! -The Eaww Northumberland ÚwÚ and OwO the Wowd Bardolph, -x3 With :3 a gweat power >_> of Engwish ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 Scots, -uWu Awe uWu by OwO the >w< shwieve >_> of Yorkshire >_< uvwthwown. -The manner ÚwÚ and OwO twue owdew >_> of OwO the fight -:3 This ÚwÚ packet, >w< pwease ^.^ it you, uWu contains at large. -^w^ KING. And xDD whewefowe shouwd ^.^ these good UwU nyews ^-^ make me OwO sick? -uWu Wiww >_> Fowtunye never come with uWu both ^.^ hands x3 fuww, -But wwite xDD hew fair uWu wowds still in fouwest OwO wettews? -She ;;w;; eithew gives :3 a stomach ÚwÚ and nyo >_< food- -Such awe OwO the xDD poow, in ;;w;; heawth- ^w^ ow ewse :3 a >w< feast, -And ^-^ takes away OwO the >_> stomach- such awe OwO the rich -:33 That ^.^ have abundance ÚwÚ and enjoy ^.^ it not. -I shouwd uWu wejoice :3 nyow at :3 this x3 happy news; -And :3 nyow my OwO sight ^.^ faiws, ÚwÚ and my bwain :3 is ^-^ giddy. -:3 O UwU me! come ;;w;; nyeaw me :3 nyow I x3 am >w< much ill. -PRINCE HUMPHWEY. >w< Comfowt, >_> youw >w< Majesty! -CWAWENCE. :3 O my :33 woyaw ^-^ fathew! -WESTMORELAND. UwU My x3 suvweign lord, :33 cheew OwO up OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ wook :33 up. -:3 WAWWICK. Be :3 patient, Pwinces; you ^-^ do xDD knyow ^.^ these ^-^ fits -uWu Awe with his Highness vewy >_< owdinyawy. -Stand ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ^w^ give him air; :3 he'ww straight >w< be :33 weww. -CWAWENCE. No, no; ^.^ he cannyot wong howd >_< out ^.^ these >w< pangs. -^-^ Th' :33 incessant cawe ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw >_> of his :33 mind -;;w;; Hath wrought OwO the ^.^ muwe UwU that shouwd x3 confinye ^.^ it in -^w^ So xDD thin UwU that life looks through, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_< bweak >_< out. -PRINCE HUMPHWEY. The ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; feaw me; uWu fow uWu they ^-^ do observe ->_< Unfathew'd ;;w;; heiws ÚwÚ and woathwy births >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. -The >_< seasons >_> change theiw xDD mannyews, as OwO the yeaw -Had ;;w;; found >w< some ^.^ months asweep, ÚwÚ and ^-^ weapt them xDD uvw. -CWAWENCE. The >_> wivew ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ thwice flow'd, nyo x3 ebb ^-^ between; -And OwO the ^.^ owd ÚwÚ fowk, Time's doting uWu chwonyicwes, -Say ^.^ it >_> did OwO so :3 a wittwe UwU time before -:33 That ^-^ ouw gweat grandsire, Edwawd, >_< sick'd ÚwÚ and died. -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Speak ;;w;; wowew, OwO Pwinces, uWu fow OwO the UwU King recovers. -PRINCE HUMPHWEY. :3 This apopwexy uWu wiww ÚwÚ cewtain >w< be his OwO end. -^w^ KING. I pray you UwU take me uWu up, ÚwÚ and bear me x3 hence -x3 Into >w< some uWu othew ^.^ chambew. ^w^ Softwy, ^-^ pway. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -Westminstew. >_> Anyothew ;;w;; chambew - -The KING lying uWu on :3 a ^-^ bed; CWAWENCE, GWOUCESTEW, >w< WAWWICK, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews in uWu attendance - -^w^ KING. >_> Wet there >w< be nyo ^w^ nyoise made, my gentwe fwiends; ->_< Unwess >w< some :33 duww ÚwÚ and favourable hand -uWu Wiww whisper music ^-^ to my x3 weawy spirit. -:3 WAWWICK. ^-^ Caww uWu fow OwO the music in OwO the uWu othew woom. -^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Set me OwO the :3 cwown x3 upon my piwwow here. -CWAWENCE. His eye :3 is OwO howwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 changes ^w^ much. -:3 WAWWICK. Less xDD nyoise! less xDD nyoise! - -x3 Entew PRINCE :33 HENWY - -:33 PWINCE. OwO Who ^-^ saw OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cwawence? -CWAWENCE. I x3 am ;;w;; hewe, :33 bwothew, :33 fuww >_> of ;;w;; heavinyess. -:33 PWINCE. OwO How nyow! ^w^ Wain within doors, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye ;;w;; abwoad! -OwO How doth OwO the ^.^ King? -PRINCE HUMPHWEY. Exceeding ill. -:33 PWINCE. Heard ^.^ he OwO the good UwU nyews :3 yet? >_> Teww ^.^ it >_> him. -PRINCE HUMPHWEY. ÚwÚ He >_> awt'wed >w< much x3 upon OwO the hearing it. -:33 PWINCE. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be uWu sick with joy, :3 he'ww >_< wecuvw ^-^ without x3 physic. -:3 WAWWICK. :3 Nyot OwO so >w< much noise, my wowds. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, speak >_< wow; -The UwU King >_> youw fathew :3 is dispos'd ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. -CWAWENCE. >_> Wet OwO us withdraw OwO into OwO the uWu othew woom. -:3 WAWWICK. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> us? -:33 PWINCE. Nyo; I uWu wiww ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and watch here uWu by OwO the King. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the PRINCE -UwU Why doth OwO the :3 cwown lie there x3 upon his ^w^ piwwow, ->_> Being OwO so x3 twoubwesome :3 a bedfellow? -:3 O xDD powish'd perturbation! gowden cawe! -:33 That :33 keep'st OwO the ;;w;; powts >_> of swumbew open ^-^ wide -ÚwÚ To many :3 a watchful :3 nyight! ^w^ Sweep with ^.^ it nyow! ->_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 sound ÚwÚ and half OwO so >_< deepwy ^w^ sweet -UwU As ^.^ he uWu whose uWu bwow with ;;w;; homewy >w< biggen bound -Snores >_< out OwO the watch >_> of ^-^ nyight. :3 O ÚwÚ majesty! -When :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ pinch >w< thy bearer, :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ sit -;;w;; Wike :3 a rich xDD awmouw OwO wown in heat >_> of :3 day -:33 That ^.^ scawd'st with xDD safety. By his ^w^ gates >_> of >_> bweath -Thewe :3 wies :3 a >_> downy feathew ;;w;; which OwO stiws not. -OwO Did ^.^ he suspire, UwU that ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and weightwess ;;w;; down -Pewfowce >w< must muv. UwU My >_< gwacious wowd! my ^-^ fathew! -:3 This ;;w;; sweep :3 is :33 sound UwU indeed; :3 this :3 is :3 a ;;w;; sweep -:33 That ^-^ fwom :3 this gowden uWu wigow ;;w;; hath divowc'd -^w^ So many Engwish ^.^ kings. x3 Thy :3 due ^-^ fwom me -^-^ Is ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and :33 heavy ;;w;; sowwows >_> of OwO the UwU bwood -^w^ Which UwU nyatuwe, love, ÚwÚ and :33 fiwiaw :33 tendewnyess, -OwO Shaww, :3 O dear fathew, pay ÚwÚ thee plenteously. -UwU My :3 due ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee :3 is :3 this >w< impewiaw UwU cwown, ->w< Which, as immediate ^-^ fwom >w< thy place ÚwÚ and blood, ->w< Dewives itsewf ^-^ to >_> me. OwO [Putting uWu on OwO the ^.^ cwown] Lo xDD whewe ^.^ it ^w^ sits- -^w^ Which :3 God uWu shaww OwO guawd; ÚwÚ and >w< put OwO the world's xDD whowe OwO stwength -x3 Into ^-^ onye giant arm, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 fowce -:3 This lineal uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom >_> me. :3 This ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee -uWu Wiww I ^-^ to >_< minye xDD weave as 'tis weft ^-^ to >_> me. Exit -^w^ KING. Warwick! ^.^ Gwoucestew! uWu Cwawence! - -;;w;; We-entew >w< WAWWICK, GWOUCESTEW, CLARENCE - -CWAWENCE. ^-^ Doth OwO the UwU King ^-^ caww? -:3 WAWWICK. What would >_> youw Majesty? OwO How fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? -^w^ KING. UwU Why >_> did you xDD weave me here xDD awonye, my wowds? -CWAWENCE. We weft OwO the Prince my bwothew ;;w;; hewe, my UwU wiege, -OwO Who undewtook ^-^ to ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and watch uWu by you. -^w^ KING. The Prince >_> of OwO Wawes! :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? >_> Wet me UwU see >_> him. -ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot here. -:3 WAWWICK. :3 This xDD doow :3 is ^-^ open; ^.^ he :3 is gonye :3 this way. -PRINCE HUMPHWEY. ÚwÚ He came ^.^ nyot OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; chambew xDD whewe ^-^ we stay'd. -^w^ KING. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the crown? OwO Who took ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my x3 piwwow? -:3 WAWWICK. When ^-^ we withdrew, my UwU wiege, ^-^ we weft ^.^ it here. -^w^ KING. The Prince ;;w;; hath ta'en ^.^ it ^-^ hence. Go, >w< seek him >_< out. -^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO so ^-^ hasty UwU that ^.^ he doth suppose -UwU My ;;w;; sweep my UwU death? -Find ^w^ him, my lord >_> of xDD Wawwick; ^w^ chide him hithew. -Exit uWu WAWWICK -:3 This part >_> of his ^w^ conjoins with my ^-^ disease -And ^w^ hewps ^-^ to ^-^ end >_> me. ^w^ See, OwO sons, what >w< things you OwO awe! -OwO How >_> quickwy ^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ fawws OwO into uWu wevowt -When gold >_< becomes xDD hew x3 object! ->_< Fow :3 this OwO the foowish uvw-cawefuw fathews ->_< Have x3 bwoke theiw ;;w;; sweep with ^-^ thoughts, -Their >w< bwains with cawe, theiw bones with >_> industwy; ->_< Fow :3 this uWu they ^.^ have >_< engwossed ÚwÚ and piw'd OwO up -The >_< cank'wed ÚwÚ heaps >_> of stwange-achieved ;;w;; gowd; ->_< Fow :3 this uWu they ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ thoughtfuw ^-^ to OwO invest -Their >_< sons with ^w^ awts ÚwÚ and martial uWu exewcises; -^w^ When, >_< wike OwO the >_< bee, :3 towwing ^-^ fwom every flower -The ÚwÚ viwtuous :3 sweets, -Our ^.^ thighs with ^.^ wax, ^-^ ouw OwO mouths with honey :3 pack'd, -We bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the OwO hive, :3 and, >_< wike OwO the ^w^ bees, -uWu Awe muwd'wed uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ pains. :3 This :33 bittew ÚwÚ taste -Yiewds his >_> engwossments ^-^ to OwO the OwO ending father. - -;;w;; We-entew uWu WAWWICK - -Nyow xDD whewe :3 is ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay OwO so wong -;;w;; Tiww his fwiend sicknyess ;;w;; hath determin'd x3 me? -:3 WAWWICK. UwU My lord, I ;;w;; found OwO the Prince in OwO the next UwU woom, ->w< Washing with kindwy ;;w;; teaws his gentwe :33 cheeks, -x3 With such :3 a ^-^ deep ^w^ demeanyouw in gweat xDD sowwow, -:33 That tywanny, ;;w;; which never ÚwÚ quaff'd uWu but blood, -Would, uWu by OwO behowding ^w^ him, ^.^ have :33 wash'd his :33 knyife -x3 With gentwe eye-dwops. ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU coming hithew. -^w^ KING. But xDD whewefowe >_> did ^.^ he UwU take away OwO the crown? - -;;w;; We-entew PRINCE :33 HENWY - -Lo xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. Come UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, Harry. -Depawt OwO the chambew, xDD weave OwO us here awonye. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the KING ÚwÚ and OwO the PRINCE -:33 PWINCE. I never ^w^ thought ^-^ to hear you speak again. -^w^ KING. x3 Thy ^w^ wish ÚwÚ was fathew, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ^-^ to UwU that OwO thought. -I stay xDD too wong uWu by ^.^ thee, I x3 weawy thee. -Dost :3 thou OwO so hungew uWu fow >_< minye uWu empty chair -:33 That :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyeeds OwO invest ÚwÚ thee with my honours -Before >w< thy hour >w< be x3 wipe? :3 O foowish ^.^ youth! -Thou >_< seek'st OwO the greatness UwU that uWu wiww overwhelm thee. -uWu Stay uWu but :3 a little, uWu fow my cwoud >_> of >w< dignyity -^-^ Is held ^-^ fwom fawwing with OwO so uWu weak :3 a ^.^ wind -:33 That ^.^ it uWu wiww >_> quickwy drop; my :3 day :3 is dim. -Thou x3 hast stow'n UwU that which, aftew >w< some xDD few >_> houws, -Were UwU thinye ^-^ without ^.^ offense; ÚwÚ and at my death -Thou x3 hast seal'd OwO up my ^.^ expectation. -x3 Thy life >_> did manyifest :3 thou >_< wov'dst me ;;w;; nyot, -And :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ have me die assur'd >_> of it. -Thou x3 hid'st :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> daggews in >w< thy ^-^ thoughts, -^w^ Which :3 thou x3 hast :33 whetted uWu on >w< thy :33 stony xDD heawt, -ÚwÚ To :33 stab at half OwO an hour >_> of my wife. ->_> What, ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu fowbeaw me half OwO an >_< houw? -;;w;; Then >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, ÚwÚ and :3 dig my grave thysewf; -And ;;w;; bid OwO the >_> mewwy OwO bewws ring ^-^ to UwU thinye ear -:33 That :3 thou art crowned, ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am UwU dead. ->_> Wet >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that shouwd uWu bedew my hearse -Be ^.^ dwops >_> of balm ^-^ to ^.^ sanctify >w< thy ÚwÚ head; ->_> Onwy compound me with ^w^ fowgotten UwU dust; ->w< Give UwU that ;;w;; which >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life x3 unto OwO the ^-^ wowms. -:33 Pwuck ;;w;; down my ;;w;; officews, >_< bweak my x3 decwees; ->_< Fow :3 nyow :3 a UwU time :3 is come ^-^ to xDD mock at ^w^ fowm- -Hawwy OwO the Fifth :3 is x3 cwown'd. ÚwÚ Up, vanity: -^-^ Down, :33 woyaw state. ^-^ Aww you ^w^ sage :3 counsewwows, ^-^ hence. -And ^-^ to OwO the Engwish couwt UwU assembwe nyow, -From every ^-^ wegion, apes >_> of >_> idwenyess. -Nyow, UwU nyeighbouw ÚwÚ confinyes, ÚwÚ puwge you >_> of >_> youw UwU scum. ->_< Have you :3 a >_< wuffian UwU that uWu wiww sweaw, x3 dwink, ^w^ dance, -Revel OwO the night, >_< wob, muwdew, ÚwÚ and commit -The oldest x3 sins OwO the nyewest >w< kind >_> of >w< ways? -Be happy, ^.^ he uWu wiww twoubwe you nyo more. -^.^ Engwand uWu shaww double ÚwÚ giwd his >_< twebwe guilt; -^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^w^ give him >_> office, xDD honyouw, :3 might; ->_< Fow OwO the fifth Hawwy ^-^ fwom :33 cuwb'd ;;w;; wicense plucks -The :33 muzzwe >_> of restraint, ÚwÚ and OwO the wiwd ^.^ dog -:33 Shaww ^.^ fwesh his tooth uWu on every ÚwÚ innyocent. -:3 O my UwU poow UwU kingdom, uWu sick with civil blows! -When UwU that my cawe :33 couwd ^.^ nyot withhold >w< thy UwU wiots, -What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do when uWu wiot :3 is >w< thy x3 cawe? -:33 O, :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess again. -Peopled with wowves, >w< thy ^.^ owd :3 inhabitants! -:33 PWINCE. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, my UwU wiege! But uWu fow my >_< teaws, -The ^.^ moist :3 impediments x3 unto my speech, -I xDD had >_< fowestaww'd :3 this dear ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep webuke -Ewe you with >w< gwief xDD had xDD spoke ÚwÚ and I xDD had heard -The ^-^ couwse >_> of ^.^ it OwO so ;;w;; faw. Thewe :3 is >_> youw UwU cwown, -And ^.^ he UwU that weaws OwO the :3 cwown immowtawwy -Wong guawd ^.^ it youws! >_> [Knyeewing] >w< If I :3 affect ^.^ it ^-^ mowe ->w< Than as >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and as >_> youw renown, ->_> Wet me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ fwom :3 this :33 obedience ÚwÚ wise, -^w^ Which my UwU most >_< inwawd OwO twue ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ duteous spirit -^w^ Teacheth :3 this ;;w;; pwostwate ÚwÚ and ^.^ extewiow xDD bending! -:3 God witness with uWu me, when I here came in -And ;;w;; found nyo ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> bweath within >_> youw uWu Majesty, -OwO How x3 cowd ^.^ it struck my >_< heawt! >w< If I ^-^ do OwO feign, -:33 O, let me in my ÚwÚ pwesent uWu wiwdnyess x3 die, -And never live ^-^ to show th' ^.^ incweduwous x3 wowwd -The x3 nyobwe >_> change UwU that I ^.^ have :33 puwposed! -^.^ Coming ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on you, >w< thinking you ^.^ dead- -And UwU dead almost, my UwU wiege, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think you wewe- -I ^-^ spake x3 unto :3 this :3 cwown as having :33 sense, -And ;;w;; thus upbraided OwO it: xDD 'The cawe uWu on ÚwÚ thee depending -;;w;; Hath ^-^ fed x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of my uWu fathew; -OwO Thewefowe :3 thou :33 best >_> of gold art wowst >_> of >w< gowd. -Othew, less fine in carat, :3 is ^-^ mowe pwecious, -^w^ Pwesewving life in med'cine >w< potabwe; -But thou, UwU most fine, UwU most OwO honyouw'd, UwU most uWu wenyown'd, -xDD Hast xDD eat >w< thy ÚwÚ beawew >_< up.' ;;w;; Thus, my UwU most :33 woyaw UwU wiege, ->_< Accusing it, I >w< put ^.^ it uWu on my uWu head, -ÚwÚ To twy with >_> it- as with OwO an enemy -:33 That xDD had before my ;;w;; face muwd'wed my >_> fathew- -The >_< quawwew >_> of :3 a OwO twue uWu inhewitow. -But ^-^ if ^.^ it >_> did ^.^ infect my UwU bwood with joy, -Ow sweww my >_> thoughts ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD stwain >_> of pwide; ->w< If ^-^ any rebel ^w^ ow vain spirit >_> of >_< minye -OwO Did with OwO the :33 weast xDD affection >_> of :3 a ^-^ wewcome ->w< Give >_> entewtainment ^-^ to OwO the UwU might >_> of it, ->_> Wet :3 God uWu fow >w< evew ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my uWu head, -And ^-^ make me as OwO the ^-^ poowest vassaw ;;w;; is, -:33 That doth with awe ÚwÚ and terror knyeew ^-^ to ^.^ it! -^w^ KING. :3 O my UwU son, -:3 God >w< put ^.^ it in >w< thy :33 mind ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it hence, -:33 That :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ win OwO the ^-^ mowe >w< thy >_< fathew's love, -uWu Pweading OwO so wisewy in ;;w;; excuse >_> of ^.^ it! -Come hithew, Hawwy; ^-^ sit :3 thou uWu by my :33 bed, -And OwO heaw, I xDD think, OwO the vewy :3 watest counsew -:33 That >w< evew I uWu shaww bweathe. :3 God knows, my UwU son, -By what by-paths ÚwÚ and OwO indiwect :33 cwook'd ^-^ ways -I met :3 this >_< cwown; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf xDD knyow ;;w;; weww -OwO How x3 twoubwesome ^.^ it xDD sat x3 upon my >_> head: -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it uWu shaww >_> descend with better :33 quiet, ->_< Bettew ^-^ opinyion, better confiwmation; ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the soiw >_> of OwO the achievement :33 goes -x3 With me OwO into OwO the xDD eawth. ^w^ It >w< seem'd in me -But as OwO an uWu honyouw >_> snyatch'd with :3 boist'wous >w< hand; -And I xDD had many :3 wiving ^-^ to upbraid -UwU My >_< gain >_> of ^.^ it uWu by theiw xDD assistances; -^w^ Which ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ gwew ^-^ to >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bwoodshed, -x3 Wounding supposed ^-^ peace. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these bowd ^-^ feaws -Thou >w< seest with peril I ^.^ have answewed; ->_< Fow >w< aww my UwU weign ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu but as :3 a scene -Acting UwU that OwO awgument. And :3 nyow my death -;;w;; Changes OwO the >_> mood; uWu fow what in me ÚwÚ was ^-^ puwchas'd -OwO Fawws x3 upon ÚwÚ thee in :3 a ^-^ mowe ^-^ faiwew sowt; -^w^ So :3 thou OwO the OwO gawwand wear'st ^-^ successivewy. -xDD Yet, >w< though :3 thou stand'st ^-^ mowe ^w^ suwe than I :33 couwd uWu do, -Thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ fiwm enyough, >_< since gwiefs awe gween; -And >w< aww my fwiends, ;;w;; which :3 thou >w< must ^-^ make >w< thy fwiends, ->_< Have uWu but theiw ^-^ stings ÚwÚ and UwU teeth newly ta'en ^-^ out; -By uWu whose feww >_< wowking I ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst UwU advanc'd, -And uWu by uWu whose power I ;;w;; weww UwU might lodge :3 a ;;w;; feaw -ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU again dispwac'd; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ;;w;; avoid, -I ÚwÚ cut them off; ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose :3 nyow -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead >_< out many ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Howy x3 Wand, -Lest west ÚwÚ and lying still UwU might ^-^ make them ÚwÚ wook -:3 Too ;;w;; nyeaw x3 unto my state. :33 Thewefowe, my ÚwÚ Hawwy, -Be ^.^ it >w< thy ^-^ couwse ^-^ to busy x3 giddy ^w^ minds -x3 With foweign :33 quawwews, UwU that x3 action, x3 hence ÚwÚ bownye out, -May ^.^ waste OwO the memowy >_> of OwO the fowmew ^.^ days. -Mowe would OwO I, uWu but my >_< wungs awe ^.^ wasted OwO so -:33 That OwO stwength >_> of OwO speech :3 is >_> uttewwy ;;w;; denyied >_> me. -OwO How I came uWu by OwO the UwU cwown, :3 O God, x3 fowgive; -And gwant ^.^ it ^-^ may with ÚwÚ thee in OwO twue xDD peace wive! -:33 PWINCE. UwU My >_< gwacious UwU wiege, -You xDD won it, :33 wowe it, ^-^ kept it, >_> gave ^.^ it me; -;;w;; Then ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight >w< must my UwU possession ^w^ be; -^w^ Which I with ^-^ mowe than with :3 a ^w^ common pain -'Gainst >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu wiww ^-^ wightfuwwy ÚwÚ maintain. - -x3 Entew PRINCE >w< JOHN >_< OF WANCASTEW, >w< WAWWICK, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -^w^ KING. Look, look, here comes my uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. Health, :3 peace, ÚwÚ and xDD happinyess, ^-^ to my :33 woyaw ^-^ fathew! -^w^ KING. Thou >_> bwing'st me >w< happinyess ÚwÚ and :3 peace, :3 son x3 John; -But ^.^ heawth, :33 awack, with youthfuw x3 wings :3 is :3 fwown -From :3 this x3 bawe ^.^ withew'd :33 twunk. :3 Upon >w< thy OwO sight -UwU My :33 wowwdwy ^-^ businyess makes :3 a ÚwÚ pewiod. -:3 Whewe :3 is my Wowd >_> of >_< Wawwick? -:33 PWINCE. UwU My Wowd >_> of Warwick! -^w^ KING. ^-^ Doth ^-^ any name pawticuwaw belong -^.^ Unto OwO the ÚwÚ wodging xDD whewe I ^.^ fiwst >_> did :33 swoon? -:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ 'Tis xDD caww'd ^-^ Jewusawem, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. -^w^ KING. x3 Waud >w< be ^-^ to God! >_< Even there my life >w< must OwO end. -^w^ It ;;w;; hath >_< been UwU pwophesied ^-^ to me many yeaws, -I shouwd ^.^ nyot die uWu but in ^w^ Jewusawem; -^w^ Which OwO vainwy I suppos'd OwO the ;;w;; Howy xDD Wand. -But bear me ^-^ to UwU that chambew; there I'll >_> wie; -UwU In UwU that :3 Jewusawem uWu shaww Hawwy ^-^ die. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. ->_< Gwoucestewshiwe. :33 SHAWWOW'S house - -x3 Entew >_> SHAWWOW, FALSTAFF, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE - -SHALLOW. By ^.^ cock ÚwÚ and UwU pie, ;;w;; siw, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot away to-nyight. ->_> What, ÚwÚ Davy, I :33 say! -OwO FAWSTAFF. You >w< must ;;w;; excuse uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ;;w;; Shawwow. -SHALLOW. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; excuse OwO you; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD excus'd; x3 excuses -uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be admitted; there :3 is nyo ;;w;; excuse uWu shaww ^-^ sewve; you uWu shaww -^.^ nyot >w< be excus'd. ÚwÚ Why, Davy! - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DAVY - -DAVY. Here, sir. -SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Davy, ÚwÚ Davy, ÚwÚ Davy, ^w^ Davy; let me >_> see, ^w^ Davy; let me >_> see, -^w^ Davy; let me UwU see- ^-^ yea, >w< mawwy, ^-^ Wiwwiam xDD cook, ;;w;; bid him come hithew. -Sir :33 John, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be excus'd. -DAVY. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ thus: x3 those OwO pwecepts cannyot >w< be served; :3 and, -uWu again, sir- uWu shaww ^-^ we sow OwO the ^.^ headwand with ^.^ wheat? -SHALLOW. x3 With wed uWu wheat, ^.^ Davy. But uWu fow ^-^ Wiwwiam >_> cook- awe there nyo -x3 young >_> pigeons? -DAVY. x3 Yes, sir. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 nyow OwO the :3 smith's ^-^ nyote uWu fow xDD shoeing ÚwÚ and -plough-irons. -SHALLOW. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ cast, ÚwÚ and >_< paid. Sir :33 John, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be -^-^ excused. -DAVY. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 a OwO nyew :3 wink ^-^ to OwO the :33 bucket >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >w< had; :3 and, -;;w;; siw, ^-^ do you UwU mean ^-^ to xDD stop ^-^ any >_> of >_> Wiwwiam's ^w^ wages about OwO the sack ^.^ he -lost OwO the uWu othew :3 day at >_< Hinckwey faiw? -SHALLOW. 'A uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it. uWu Some >w< pigeons, ÚwÚ Davy, :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of -showt-wegg'd ÚwÚ hens, :3 a >_< joint >_> of mutton, ÚwÚ and ^-^ any pwetty wittwe uWu tiny ->_> kickshaws, tell ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ cook. -DAVY. ^-^ Doth OwO the man >_> of OwO waw stay >w< aww night, sir? -SHALLOW. xDD Yea, ^w^ Davy; I uWu wiww ;;w;; use him :33 weww. OwO A fwiend >w< i' th' couwt :3 is -better than :3 a OwO penny in puwse. ;;w;; Use his x3 men well, ^w^ Davy; uWu fow uWu they -awe :33 awwant knyaves ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 backbite. -DAVY. :3 Nyo >_< wowse than uWu they awe x3 backbitten, siw; uWu fow uWu they ^.^ have -^-^ mawvewwous ;;w;; fouw linen. -SHALLOW. ^.^ Weww conceited, Davy- about >w< thy businyess, ^.^ Davy. -DAVY. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to countenance ^-^ Wiwwiam Visow >_> of Woncot -x3 against Cwement >_> Pewkes o' th' :33 hiww. -SHALLOW. Thewe, :3 is many complaints, ÚwÚ Davy, x3 against UwU that ^w^ Visow. :33 That -Visow :3 is OwO an :33 awwant >_< knyave, uWu on my knowledge. -DAVY. I gwant >_> youw wowship UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >_< knyave, siw; uWu but ÚwÚ yet :3 God -forbid, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 a ^.^ knyave shouwd ^.^ have >w< some countenance at his -UwU fwiend's request. An >w< honyest man, ;;w;; siw, :3 is able ^-^ to speak uWu fow -himself, when :3 a ^.^ knyave :3 is not. I ^.^ have sewv'd >_> youw wowship truly, -;;w;; siw, :3 this eight uWu yeaws; OwO an I cannyot UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice in :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew -bear >_< out :3 a ^.^ knyave x3 against OwO an >w< honyest man, I ^.^ have uWu but :3 a vewy wittwe -ÚwÚ cwedit with >_> youw worship. The ^.^ knyave :3 is >_< minye >w< honyest OwO fwiend, siw; -^.^ thewefowe, I uWu beseech you, let him >w< be :3 countenyanc'd. -SHALLOW. uWu Go to; I uWu say ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo ^.^ wwong. Wook >w< about, -DAVY. xDD [Exit DAVY] :3 Whewe awe you, Sir xDD John? ^w^ Come, xDD come, xDD come, x3 off -with >_> youw >_> boots. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ Mastew uWu Bawdowph. -:33 BAWDOWPH. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw worship. -SHALLOW. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee with >w< aww my xDD heawt, >w< kind ^-^ Mastew uWu Bawdowph. -uWu [To OwO the ^w^ PAGE] And welcome, my taww fewwow. ^w^ Come, Sir John. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I'll follow you, good ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ;;w;; Shawwow. -xDD [Exit ÚwÚ SHAWWOW] Bardolph, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< howses. [Exeunt BAWDOWPH -ÚwÚ and ^w^ PAGE] >w< If I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ sawed OwO into ÚwÚ quantities, I shouwd ^-^ make ;;w;; fouw -;;w;; dozen >_> of such beawded hermits' :33 staves as ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a -OwO wondewfuw xDD thing ^-^ to UwU see OwO the semblable UwU cohewence >_> of his xDD men's -uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and ^-^ his. :3 They, uWu by observing >_> of ^w^ him, ^-^ do bear themsewves ->_< wike foowish :33 justices: >_< he, uWu by convewsing with ;;w;; them, :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed -OwO into :3 a >_< justice-wike ;;w;; sewving-man. Their uWu spiwits awe OwO so married in -OwO conjunction with OwO the >_> pawticipation >_> of ^w^ society UwU that uWu they flock ->_> togethew in ^.^ consent, >_< wike OwO so many wiwd OwO geese. >w< If I xDD had :3 a suit ^-^ to -^-^ Mastew Shawwow, I would humouw his x3 men with OwO the xDD imputation >_> of -being ;;w;; nyeaw theiw master; ^-^ if ^-^ to his ^-^ men, I would curry with ^-^ Mastew -^-^ Shawwow UwU that nyo man :33 couwd better xDD command his OwO sewvants. ^w^ It :3 is -ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that ;;w;; eithew xDD wise beawing ^w^ ow ^w^ ignyowant carriage :3 is ÚwÚ caught, -as x3 men UwU take ÚwÚ diseases, ^-^ onye >_> of >w< anyothew; OwO thewefowe let x3 men UwU take ^w^ heed ->_> of theiw :33 company. I uWu wiww devise matter enough >_< out >_> of :3 this ^-^ Shawwow -^-^ to ^-^ keep Prince Hawwy in continyuaw laughter OwO the wearing >_< out >_> of OwO six -fashions, ;;w;; which :3 is ;;w;; fouw terms, ^w^ ow two :3 actions; ÚwÚ and UwU 'a uWu shaww waugh -^-^ without >_< intewvawwums. :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is >w< much UwU that :3 a lie with :3 a ^w^ swight -^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ jest with :3 a >_> sad uWu bwow uWu wiww ^-^ do with :3 a :3 fewwow UwU that never -xDD had OwO the x3 ache in his shouwdews! :33 O, you uWu shaww UwU see him waugh ÚwÚ tiww -his ;;w;; face >w< be >_< wike :3 a wet :33 cwoak i-iww >_> waid up! -SHALLOW. xDD [Within] Sir UwU John! -OwO FAWSTAFF. I xDD come, ^-^ Mastew Shallow; I xDD come, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. -Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Westminstew. The :33 pawace - -OwO Entew, severally, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE - -:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow, my Wowd :3 Chief ^.^ Justice; :33 whithew >_> away? -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. OwO How doth OwO the ^.^ King? -:3 WAWWICK. Exceeding ;;w;; weww; his >_> cawes awe :3 nyow >w< aww OwO ended. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I hope, ^.^ nyot UwU dead. -:3 WAWWICK. >w< He's uWu wawk'd OwO the uWu way >_> of nyatuwe; -And ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< puwposes ^.^ he ;;w;; wives nyo more. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I would his uWu Majesty xDD had xDD caww'd me with >_> him. -The service UwU that I ^.^ twuwy >_> did his life -;;w;; Hath weft me open ^-^ to >w< aww >w< injuwies. -:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Indeed, I ÚwÚ think OwO the x3 young ;;w;; king loves you not. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I xDD knyow ^.^ he doth ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do arm ^-^ mysewf -ÚwÚ To ^-^ wewcome OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of OwO the UwU time, -^w^ Which cannyot ÚwÚ wook ^-^ mowe >_> hideouswy x3 upon me ->w< Than I ^.^ have :33 dwawn ^.^ it in my xDD fantasy. - -x3 Entew WANCASTEW, CWAWENCE, GWOUCESTEW, -WESTMORELAND, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :33 heavy xDD issue >_> of UwU dead Harry. -:3 O UwU that OwO the :3 wiving Hawwy xDD had OwO the uWu tempew -x3 Of >_< he, OwO the wowst >_> of ^.^ these three ^.^ gentwemen! -OwO How many nobles then shouwd howd theiw OwO pwaces -:33 That >w< must strike sail ^-^ to uWu spiwits >_> of :3 viwe sort! -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. :3 O God, I ;;w;; feaw >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ uvwtuwn'd. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. Good ^.^ mowwow, cousin UwU Wawwick, good mowwow. -^w^ GWOUCESTEW :3 & CWAWENCE. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< cousin. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. We ^.^ meet >_< wike x3 men UwU that xDD had ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to speak. -:3 WAWWICK. We ^-^ do remember; uWu but ^-^ ouw awgument -^-^ Is >w< aww xDD too :33 heavy ^-^ to UwU admit >w< much ^.^ tawk. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. Weww, xDD peace >w< be with him UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO us OwO heavy! -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. xDD Peace >w< be with >w< us, west ^-^ we >w< be :3 heaview! -PRINCE HUMPHWEY. :33 O, good my lord, you ^.^ have lost :3 a fwiend UwU indeed; -And I dare uWu sweaw you borrow ^.^ nyot UwU that ;;w;; face -x3 Of seeming ÚwÚ sowwow- ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ suwe >_> youw >w< own. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^-^ Though nyo man >w< be assur'd what OwO gwace ^-^ to find, -You ^.^ stand in ^.^ cowdest ^.^ expectation. -I x3 am OwO the x3 sowwiew; would 'twere uWu othewwise. -CWAWENCE. Weww, you >w< must :3 nyow speak Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff ^-^ faiw; -^w^ Which >w< swims x3 against >_> youw ^w^ stweam >_> of quality. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ^.^ Sweet OwO Pwinces, what I :33 did, I >_> did in xDD honyouw, -uWu Wed uWu by th' x3 impawtiaw OwO conduct >_> of my soul; -And never uWu shaww you UwU see UwU that I uWu wiww UwU beg -OwO A ^.^ wagged ÚwÚ and >_< fowestaww'd remission. ->w< If >w< twuth ÚwÚ and UwU upwight innocency x3 faiw uWu me, -I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU King my ^w^ mastew UwU that :3 is OwO dead, -And tell him ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 sent me aftew >_> him. -:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^.^ Pwince. - -x3 Entew KING :33 HENWY OwO THE FIFTH, attended - -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ and :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! -^w^ KING. :3 This OwO nyew ÚwÚ and gorgeous uWu gawment, ^-^ majesty, -^w^ Sits ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 easy uWu on me as you uWu think. -Brothers, you mix >_> youw >w< sadnyess with >w< some fear. -:3 This :3 is OwO the Engwish, ^.^ nyot OwO the Turkish >_> couwt; -:3 Nyot Amurath OwO an Amurath ^w^ succeeds, -But Hawwy Harry. >_> Yet >w< be sad, good bwothews, ->_< Fow, uWu by my :33 faith, ^.^ it vewy ;;w;; weww >_< becomes you. -Sorrow OwO so ÚwÚ woyawwy in you >_> appeaws -:33 That I uWu wiww >_< deepwy >w< put OwO the ^.^ fashion OwO on, -And wear ^.^ it in my ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< be x3 sad; -But UwU entewtain nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of it, good bwothews, ->w< Than :3 a >_< joint >_> buwden >_> waid x3 upon OwO us all. ->_< Fow uWu me, uWu by UwU heaven, I ;;w;; bid you >w< be assur'd, -I'll >w< be >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothew :33 too; ->_> Wet me uWu but bear >_> youw love, I'll bear >_> youw :3 cawes. ->_> Yet weep UwU that OwO Hawwy's OwO dead, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww I; -But Hawwy ;;w;; wives UwU that uWu shaww ;;w;; convewt x3 those ;;w;; teaws -By ÚwÚ nyumbew OwO into ^w^ houws >_> of >w< happinyess. -BROTHERS. We >w< hope nyo otherwise ^-^ fwom >_> youw Majesty. -^w^ KING. You >w< aww ÚwÚ wook stwangewy uWu on me; ÚwÚ and you ^.^ most. -You awe, I xDD think, assur'd I love you not. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I x3 am assur'd, ^-^ if I >w< be :33 measuw'd rightly, -Your uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath nyo ^.^ just cause ^-^ to UwU hate >_> me. -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Nyo? -OwO How UwU might :3 a pwince >_> of my gweat OwO hopes ^-^ fowget -^w^ So gweat ^w^ indignyities you >_> waid x3 upon x3 me? ->_> What, :3 wate, ^.^ webuke, ÚwÚ and roughly ^-^ send ^-^ to x3 pwison, -^-^ Th' immediate ÚwÚ heiw >_> of :33 Engwand! >_> Was :3 this uWu easy? -May :3 this >w< be :33 wash'd in >_> Wethe ÚwÚ and UwU fowgotten? -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I then >_> did ;;w;; use OwO the person >_> of >_> youw uWu fathew; -The ^.^ image >_> of his power uWu way then in me; -And in th' >w< adminyistwation >_> of his waw, -ÚwÚ Whiwes I ÚwÚ was busy uWu fow OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, -Your Highness ÚwÚ pweased ^-^ to ^-^ fowget my place, -The majesty ÚwÚ and power >_> of OwO waw ÚwÚ and justice, -The ^.^ image >_> of OwO the UwU King xDD whom I ;;w;; pwesented, -And struck me in my vewy x3 seat >_> of ^w^ judgment; -Whereon, as OwO an offendew ^-^ to >_> youw fathew, -I >_> gave bowd uWu way ^-^ to my authowity -And >_> did commit you. >w< If OwO the deed ;;w;; wewe iww, -Be you contented, wearing :3 nyow OwO the garland, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a :3 son xDD set >_> youw UwU decwees at >_> nyought, -ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck ;;w;; down :33 justice ^-^ fwom >_> youw awfuw :33 bench, -ÚwÚ To >w< twip OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of waw, ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt OwO the >_< swowd -:33 That >w< guawds OwO the xDD peace ÚwÚ and >_> safety >_> of >_> youw ^-^ pewson; -;;w;; Nyay, :3 mowe, ^-^ to x3 spuwn at >_> youw UwU most :33 woyaw ^-^ image, -And xDD mock >_> youw workings in :3 a uWu second ÚwÚ body. -Question >_> youw :33 woyaw ^-^ thoughts, ^-^ make OwO the UwU case yours; -Be :3 nyow OwO the fathew, ÚwÚ and uWu pwopose :3 a :3 son; ->w< Heaw >_> youw >_> own >w< dignyity OwO so >w< much xDD pwofan'd, -^w^ See >_> youw UwU most dreadful ^-^ waws OwO so loosely slighted, -ÚwÚ Behowd yourself OwO so uWu by :3 a :3 son x3 disdain'd; -And then ÚwÚ imaginye me ^-^ taking >_> youw part -And, in >_> youw :33 powew, ^.^ soft ÚwÚ siwencing >_> youw :33 son. -:33 Aftew :3 this x3 cowd considerance, >_< sentence me; -And, as you awe :3 a ^-^ king, speak in >_> youw OwO state -What I ^.^ have x3 donye UwU that misbecame my place, -UwU My ^.^ pewson, ^w^ ow my liege's >_> suvweignty. -^w^ KING. You awe >_< wight, UwU Justice, ÚwÚ and you ^.^ weigh :3 this ;;w;; weww; -OwO Thewefowe still bear OwO the x3 bawance ÚwÚ and OwO the swowd; -And I ^-^ do ^w^ wish >_> youw honours ^-^ may OwO incwease -;;w;; Tiww you ^-^ do live ^-^ to UwU see :3 a :3 son >_> of >_< minye -Offend you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ obey you, as I ÚwÚ did. -^w^ So uWu shaww I live ^-^ to speak my >_< fathew's xDD wowds: -'Happy x3 am I UwU that ^.^ have :3 a man OwO so bowd -:33 That dawes ^-^ do :33 justice uWu on my pwopew :3 son; -And ^.^ nyot less happy, having such :3 a :3 son -:33 That would x3 dewivew OwO up his greatness OwO so -x3 Into OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of ^-^ justice.' You >_> did commit me; ->_< Fow ;;w;; which I ^-^ do commit OwO into >_> youw hand -^-^ Th' unstainyed >_< swowd UwU that you ^.^ have :33 us'd ^-^ to bear; -x3 With :3 this :33 wemembwance- UwU that you ;;w;; use OwO the >_> same -x3 With OwO the >_< wike bold, UwU just, ÚwÚ and x3 impawtiaw spirit -UwU As you ^.^ have x3 donye >w< 'gainst >_> me. Thewe :3 is my hand. -You uWu shaww >w< be as :3 a fathew ^-^ to my youth; -UwU My >w< voice uWu shaww :33 sound as you ^-^ do :3 pwompt >_< minye >_> eaw; -And I uWu wiww uWu stoop ÚwÚ and humbwe my ÚwÚ intents -ÚwÚ To >_> youw well-practis'd xDD wise >_< diwections. -And, ;;w;; Pwinces aww, believe uWu me, I uWu beseech you, -UwU My fathew :3 is gonye wiwd OwO into his :33 gwave, ->_< Fow in his tomb lie my affections; -And with his uWu spiwits :3 sadwy I suwvive, -ÚwÚ To xDD mock OwO the x3 expectation >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, -ÚwÚ To frustrate >w< pwophecies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to raze >_< out -Rotten ^-^ opinyion, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 wwit me ;;w;; down -:33 Aftew my >_> seeming. The >_< tide >_> of UwU bwood in me -;;w;; Hath >w< pwoudwy fwow'd in vanyity ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. -Nyow doth ^.^ it xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and x3 ebb xDD back ^-^ to OwO the >_< sea, -:3 Whewe ^.^ it uWu shaww :3 mingwe with OwO the OwO state >_> of >w< fwoods, -And flow ^w^ hencefowth in formal majesty. -Nyow caww ^-^ we ^-^ ouw UwU high couwt >_> of parliament; -And let OwO us OwO choose such wimbs >_> of x3 nyobwe counsew, -:33 That OwO the gweat ÚwÚ body >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO state ^-^ may >w< go -UwU In >w< equaw :3 wank with OwO the :33 best guvwn'd >_< nyation; -:33 That war, ^w^ ow :3 peace, ^w^ ow uWu both at once, ^-^ may >w< be -UwU As >w< things acquainted ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to >_< us; -UwU In ;;w;; which you, fathew, uWu shaww ^.^ have ÚwÚ fowemost hand. -Our x3 cowonyation >_< donye, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< accite, -UwU As I before ;;w;; wememb'wed, >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 state; -And- :3 God consigning ^-^ to my good intents- -:3 Nyo pwince :3 nyow ;;w;; peew uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ just cause ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, -:3 God :33 showten OwO Hawwy's x3 happy life ^-^ onye day. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. ->_< Gwoucestewshiwe. :33 SHAWWOW'S owchawd - -x3 Entew FALSTAFF, >_> SHAWWOW, SILENCE, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, OwO the ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DAVY - -SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww UwU see my owchawd, where, in OwO an awbouw, ^-^ we -uWu wiww xDD eat :3 a last :33 yeaw's xDD pippin >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^-^ gwaffing, with :3 a dish ->_> of OwO cawaways, ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. ^w^ Come, cousin ^w^ Siwence. And then ^-^ to bed. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Fowe God, you ^.^ have here :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy dwelling ÚwÚ and :3 wich. -SHALLOW. Bawwen, barren, bawwen; >_< beggaws aww, >_< beggaws aww, Sir uWu John --mawwy, good air. Spread, ÚwÚ Davy, spread, ^w^ Davy; ;;w;; weww said, ^.^ Davy. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 This Davy sewves you uWu fow good OwO uses; ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw ->_< sewving-man ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> husband. -SHALLOW. OwO A good ÚwÚ vawwet, :3 a good ÚwÚ vawwet, :3 a vewy good ÚwÚ vawwet, Sir -John. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I ^.^ have dwunk xDD too >w< much sack at >_< suppew. OwO A good -^w^ vawwet. Nyow ^-^ sit down, :3 nyow ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; xDD come, >w< cousin. -SIWENCE. xDD Ah, sirrah! >_< quoth-a- ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< [Singing] - -Do nyothing uWu but xDD eat ÚwÚ and ^-^ make good cheew, -And UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow OwO the >_> mewwy ^.^ yeaw; -When ^.^ fwesh :3 is UwU cheap ÚwÚ and femawes ^.^ deaw, -And >w< wusty lads OwO woam here ÚwÚ and there, +^.^ We-entew WESTMOWEWAND + +PWINCE OwO JOHN. >_> Nyow, uWu have xDD you left pursuit? +WESTMORELAND. Retreat >_> is made, ÚwÚ and :33 execution ^.^ stay'd. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. >_< Send Cowviwwe, with :33 his uWu confedewates, +;;w;; To York, to xDD pwesent xDD execution. +Bwunt, lead ^.^ him OwO hence; ÚwÚ and >_> see xDD you xDD guawd ^.^ him >_> suwe. +Exeunt >w< BWUNT ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews +xDD And nyow dispatch ^.^ we toward x3 the xDD couwt, x3 my lords. +UwU I hear x3 the ^w^ King x3 my >w< fathew >_> is ^w^ sowe ;;w;; sick. +Our nyews UwU shaww OwO go >w< befowe >_> us to :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty, +>_< Which, OwO cousin, xDD you UwU shaww UwU beaw to uWu comfowt ^.^ him +xDD And ^.^ we with sober ^w^ speed xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to OwO go ^w^ thwough +Gloucestershire; x3 and, when xDD you come to xDD couwt, stand x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +pray, uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ good report. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, >w< Fawstaff. I, uWu in x3 my ^w^ condition, +Shall xDD bettew speak of xDD you than xDD you deserve. +Exeunt aww >_> but FALSTAFF +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had >_> but x3 the >_> wit; >w< 'twewe xDD bettew than x3 youw +ÚwÚ dukedom. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ this same xDD young sobew-bwooded ;;w;; boy xDD doth nyot +wuv OwO me; nor :3 a x3 man ;;w;; cannyot >_< make ^.^ him ;;w;; waugh- >_> but ^w^ that's nyo >_> mawvew; +^.^ he dwinks nyo ^.^ winye. >_> Thewe's >_< nyevew >_< nyonye of these >_> demuwe >_< boys come +to xDD any OwO pwoof; fow >_< thin ÚwÚ dwink xDD doth UwU so over-cool uWu theiw bwood, ÚwÚ and +x3 making UwU many :3 fish-meaws, :3 that ;;w;; they faww x3 into :3 a uWu kind of male +green-sickness; ÚwÚ and >w< then, when ;;w;; they marry, ;;w;; they get wenches. ^-^ They +OwO awe ÚwÚ genyewawwy foows ÚwÚ and cowawds-which x3 some of >_> us >_> shouwd be :3 too, +>_> but fow x3 infwammation. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ shewwis-sack hath :3 a ^-^ two-fowd +x3 opewation uWu in :3 it. ^.^ It >_> ascends ;;w;; me x3 into x3 the bwain; ^.^ dwies ;;w;; me there aww +x3 the >_< foowish ÚwÚ and dull ÚwÚ and cwudy uWu vapouws which enviwon uWu it; x3 makes >w< it +apprehensive, quick, forgetive, full of xDD nyimbwe, x3 fiewy, ÚwÚ and +x3 dewectabwe OwO shapes; which ^-^ dewivewed ^-^ o'ew to x3 the voice, x3 the ;;w;; tongue, +which >_> is x3 the birth, x3 becomes :3 excewwent >_< wit. uWu The second uWu pwopewty of +x3 youw :3 excewwent shewwis >_> is x3 the ^-^ wawming of x3 the ^-^ bwood; which x3 befowe, +UwU cowd ÚwÚ and >_> settwed, left x3 the wivew ^-^ white ÚwÚ and pawe, which >_> is x3 the +x3 badge of x3 pusiwwanyimity ÚwÚ and cowawdice; >_> but x3 the shewwis xDD wawms :33 it, +ÚwÚ and x3 makes >w< it course from x3 the ^.^ inwawds to x3 the parts extremes. ^.^ It +iwwuminyeth x3 the >w< face, ^w^ which, >_< as :3 a UwU beacon, ;;w;; gives :3 wawnying to aww x3 the +xDD west of ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe :33 kingdom, ^w^ man, to OwO awm; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the ;;w;; vitaw +ÚwÚ commonyews ÚwÚ and inland petty ;;w;; spiwits muster ;;w;; me aww to uWu theiw +;;w;; captain, x3 the uWu heawt, who, great ÚwÚ and OwO puff'd x3 up with ÚwÚ this >_< wetinyue, +xDD doth xDD any ^.^ deed of ÚwÚ couwage- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this valour x3 comes of sherris. ^w^ So +:3 that :3 skiww uWu in x3 the :33 weapon >_> is >_< nyothing ^-^ without sack, fow :3 that :33 sets +>w< it >w< a-wowk; ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnying, :3 a mere hoawd of gowd :33 kept ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ deviw +>w< tiww ^-^ sack uWu commences >w< it ÚwÚ and :33 sets >w< it uWu in ;;w;; act ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ use. Hereof x3 comes +>w< it :3 that Prince ÚwÚ Hawwy >_> is valiant; fow x3 the UwU cowd :3 bwood ^.^ he uWu did +nyatuwawwy x3 inhewit of :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ he :33 hath, ^.^ wike lean, >_< stewiwe, ÚwÚ and +OwO bawe land, >w< manyuwed, UwU husbanded, ÚwÚ and tiww'd, with :3 excewwent +endeavouw of UwU dwinking ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good OwO stowe of ^.^ fewtiwe ^-^ shewwis, +:3 that ^.^ he >_> is :33 become xDD vewy :3 hot ÚwÚ and ^w^ vawiant. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :3 a thousand sons, +x3 the xDD fiwst ^w^ humanye principle UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< teach them >_> shouwd be to +>w< fowsweaw >_< thin xDD potations ÚwÚ and to addict x3 themsewves to :33 sack. + +Entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +How now, Bawdowph! +BARDOLPH. uWu The ^.^ awmy >_> is >_< dischawged aww ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gonye. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Let them ÚwÚ go. I'll ^w^ thwough Gwoucestewshiwe, ÚwÚ and there xDD wiww +UwU I x3 visit >_< Mastew Robert Shallow, xDD Esquiwe. UwU I uWu have ^.^ him xDD awweady +temp'ring ^-^ between x3 my finger ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 thumb, ÚwÚ and x3 showtwy xDD wiww UwU I UwU seaw +with ^.^ him. :3 Come xDD away. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +UwU Westminstew. uWu The OwO Jewusawem >w< Chambew + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, PWINCE THOMAS ÚwÚ OF OwO CWAWENCE, PWINCE HUMPHREY ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, +^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +>w< KING. >_> Nyow, wowds, >_> if ^w^ God xDD doth UwU give ^w^ successfuw >w< end +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this debate :3 that >_> bweedeth uWu at UwU ouw doows, +We xDD wiww UwU ouw :33 youth lead on to :3 highew >w< fiewds, +xDD And dwaw nyo :33 swowds >_> but >_> what OwO awe :33 sanctified. +Our >_< nyavy >_> is ^w^ addwess'd, UwU ouw powew ^-^ connyected, +Our >w< substitutes uWu in >w< absence weww ^w^ invested, +xDD And evewything wies ^w^ wevew to UwU ouw ^w^ wish. +Onwy ^.^ we ^.^ want :3 a xDD wittwe xDD pewsonyaw >_> stwength; +xDD And :3 pause >_> us >w< tiww these rebels, nyow afoot, +:3 Come undewnyeath x3 the x3 yoke of >_< guvwnment. +WARWICK. UwU Both which ^.^ we doubt nyot >_> but x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +Shall >w< soon OwO enjoy. +>w< KING. ;;w;; Humphwey, x3 my >_< son of :33 Gwoucestew, +Whewe >_> is x3 the Prince x3 youw bwothew? +PWINCE HUMPHWEY. UwU I think uWu he's >_> gonye to ^.^ hunt, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu at Windsor. +>w< KING. xDD And >w< how ^w^ accompanyied? +PWINCE HUMPHWEY. UwU I UwU do nyot knyow, x3 my OwO wowd. +>w< KING. Is nyot :33 his brother, Thomas of >w< Cwawence, with him? +PWINCE HUMPHWEY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, ^.^ he >_> is uWu in x3 pwesence hewe. +CLARENCE. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and father? +>w< KING. Nyothing >_> but weww to ÚwÚ thee, Thomas of xDD Cwawence. +How chance xDD thou awt nyot with x3 the Prince >w< thy bwothew? +>w< He loves ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD thou dost >_> nyegwect :3 him, :3 Thomas. +^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a xDD bettew :33 pwace uWu in :33 his :3 affection +Than aww >w< thy >w< bwothews; :3 chewish :33 it, x3 my ^-^ boy, +xDD And x3 nyobwe ;;w;; offices xDD thou uWu mayst ^w^ effect +Of mediation, ÚwÚ aftew UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead, +Between :33 his :33 gweatnyess ÚwÚ and >w< thy othew ^.^ bwethwen. +Therefore x3 omit ^.^ him x3 nyot; >w< bwunt nyot :33 his xDD wuv, +x3 Nyow wose x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ advantage of :33 his xDD gwace +^-^ By ÚwÚ seeming UwU cowd ow xDD cawewess of :33 his :33 wiww; +For ^.^ he >_> is >_> gwacious >_> if ^.^ he be observ'd. +>w< He hath :3 a teaw fow pity ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu hand +^w^ Open >_< as day fow mewting charity; +ÚwÚ Yet >w< nyotwithstanding, ^.^ being uWu incens'd, ^.^ he >_> is flint; +;;w;; As humorous >_< as UwU wintew, ÚwÚ and >_< as ^.^ sudden +;;w;; As ^w^ fwaws UwU congeawed uWu in x3 the ^-^ spwing of x3 day. +ÚwÚ His :33 tempew, OwO thewefowe, ^w^ must be weww observ'd. +uWu Chide ^.^ him fow fauwts, ÚwÚ and UwU do >w< it ^.^ wevewentwy, +x3 When xDD you >_> pewceive :33 his :3 bwood ^-^ incwin'd to mirth; +But, ^.^ being ÚwÚ moody, UwU give ^.^ him winye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; scope +Tiww :3 that :33 his passions, ^.^ wike :3 a OwO whawe on ground, +Confound x3 themsewves with working. ;;w;; Weawn uWu this, Thomas, +xDD And xDD thou shalt ^-^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ shewtew to >w< thy OwO fwiends, +^-^ A ^.^ hoop of gowd to bind >w< thy bwothews x3 in, +:33 That x3 the united vessel of uWu theiw bwood, +Mingwed with ;;w;; venyom of :3 suggestion- +As, force pewfowce, x3 the age xDD wiww pouw >w< it in- +Shall >_< nyevew ÚwÚ weak, ^w^ though >w< it UwU do ^.^ wowk >_< as >w< stwong +;;w;; As aconitum ow >_< wash ^w^ gunpowdew. +CLARENCE. UwU I UwU shaww uWu obsewve ^.^ him with aww :3 cawe ÚwÚ and love. +>w< KING. Why awt xDD thou nyot uWu at ^-^ Windsow with :3 him, >_> Thomas? +CLARENCE. >w< He >_> is nyot there to-day; ^.^ he dinyes uWu in OwO Wondon. +>w< KING. xDD And >w< how ^w^ accompanyied? ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou tell ^-^ that? +CLARENCE. With x3 Poins, ÚwÚ and othew :33 his continyuaw fowwowews. +>w< KING. :3 Most x3 subject >_> is x3 the UwU fattest UwU soiw to ^w^ weeds; +xDD And xDD he, x3 the x3 nyobwe x3 image of x3 my youth, +Is overspread with OwO them; >_< thewefowe x3 my grief +OwO Stwetches itsewf ^w^ beyond x3 the >_> houw of death. +uWu The :3 bwood ^.^ weeps from x3 my >_< heawt when UwU I UwU do UwU shape, +^w^ In uWu fowms ^-^ imaginyawy, :3 th'unguided OwO days +xDD And wotten times :3 that xDD you UwU shaww wook ;;w;; upon +x3 When UwU I ^w^ am x3 sweeping with x3 my ÚwÚ ancestows. +For when :33 his headstrong riot hath nyo ;;w;; cuwb, +x3 When xDD wage ÚwÚ and :3 hot :3 bwood OwO awe :33 his ;;w;; counsewwows +x3 When means ÚwÚ and ^.^ wavish ^w^ mannyews :3 meet together, +>_< O, with >_> what x3 wings UwU shaww :33 his affections fwy +Towards >w< fwonting peril ÚwÚ and x3 oppos'd UwU decay! +WARWICK. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, xDD you wook ^w^ beyond ^.^ him quite. +uWu The Prince >_> but x3 studies :33 his companions +Wike :3 a ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; tongue, wherein, to ^.^ gain x3 the wanguage, +'Tis needful :3 that x3 the UwU most xDD immodest ;;w;; wowd +^w^ Be >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ and UwU weawnt; which >_> once ;;w;; attain'd, +uWu Youw >_> Highnyess ;;w;; knyows, x3 comes to nyo further use +OwO But to be ÚwÚ knyown ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hated. So, ^.^ wike gwoss ^w^ tewms, +uWu The Prince :33 wiww, uWu in x3 the pewfectnyess of time, +;;w;; Cast x3 off :33 his >w< fowwowews; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^w^ memowy +Shall >_< as :3 a pattewn ow :3 a UwU measuwe ^w^ wive +^-^ By which :33 his Gwace ^w^ must mete x3 the ;;w;; wives of ÚwÚ othew, +UwU Tuwnying x3 past ;;w;; eviws to ;;w;; advantages. +>w< KING. 'Tis seldom when x3 the >w< bee xDD doth OwO weave her ^w^ comb +^w^ In x3 the >_< dead cawwion. + +Entew WESTMOWEWAND + +Who's hewe? Westmowewand? +WESTMORELAND. :3 Heawth to x3 my sovereign, ÚwÚ and x3 nyew happinyess +:33 Added to :3 that :3 that ^w^ am to ÚwÚ dewivew! +Prince John, x3 youw x3 son, xDD doth :3 kiss x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's >w< hand. +Mowbray, x3 the >_> Bishop ^.^ Scwoop, >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and all, +^w^ Awe ^.^ bwought to x3 the correction of x3 youw law. +>_> Thewe >_> is nyot nyow :3 a ^-^ webew's xDD swowd ÚwÚ unsheath'd, +OwO But :3 Peace puts fowth her UwU owive :3 evewywhewe. +uWu The ^w^ mannyew >w< how ÚwÚ this uWu action hath :33 been :3 bownye +:3 Hewe uWu at ^.^ mowe leisure OwO may x3 youw >_> Highnyess wead, +With every course uWu in :33 his :33 pawticuwaw. +>w< KING. x3 O uWu Westmowewand, xDD thou awt :3 a ^-^ summew bird, +>_< Which OwO evew uWu in x3 the ^-^ haunch of winter ^-^ sings +uWu The ÚwÚ wifting x3 up of x3 day. + +Entew >w< HAWCOUWT + +Wook hewe's ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyews. +HARCOURT. Fwom >_< enyemies heaven >_< keep x3 youw :3 Majesty; +^.^ And, when ;;w;; they stand OwO against UwU you, OwO may ;;w;; they faww +;;w;; As UwU those :3 that UwU I ^w^ am come to tell xDD you :33 of! +uWu The ^-^ Eaww ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand ÚwÚ and x3 the Lord xDD Bawdowph, +With :3 a great powew of :3 Engwish ÚwÚ and of :33 Scots, +^w^ Awe ^.^ by x3 the UwU shwieve of ^.^ Yowkshiwe ^-^ uvwthwown. +uWu The ^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ and true order of x3 the >w< fight +This packet, uWu pwease >w< it UwU you, x3 contains uWu at >_> wawge. +>w< KING. xDD And ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd these ÚwÚ good nyews >_< make ;;w;; me >_< sick? +Will :33 Fowtunye >_< nyevew come with both ^.^ hands >_> fuww, +OwO But >w< wwite her >w< faiw wowds still uWu in >w< fouwest wettews? +:33 She xDD eithew ;;w;; gives :3 a stomach ÚwÚ and nyo ÚwÚ food- +>w< Such OwO awe x3 the OwO poow, uWu in heawth- ow >_> ewse :3 a OwO feast, +xDD And UwU takes OwO away x3 the :3 stomach- xDD such OwO awe x3 the rich +:33 That uWu have abundance ÚwÚ and ^.^ enjoy >w< it not. +UwU I >_> shouwd rejoice nyow uWu at ÚwÚ this ^w^ happy nyews; +xDD And nyow x3 my ^.^ sight ÚwÚ faiws, ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 bwain >_> is giddy. +x3 O me! come nyeaw ;;w;; me nyow UwU I ^w^ am much ill. +PWINCE HUMPHWEY. :3 Comfowt, x3 youw Majesty! +CLARENCE. x3 O x3 my royal ;;w;; fathew! +WESTMORELAND. OwO My suvweign uWu wowd, cheer x3 up yourself, wook :33 up. +WARWICK. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, ^.^ Pwinces; xDD you UwU do ^.^ knyow these ^w^ fits +^w^ Awe with :33 his >_> Highnyess xDD vewy :33 owdinyawy. +;;w;; Stand from :3 him, UwU give ^.^ him air; he'ww ^w^ stwaight be well. +CLARENCE. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ wong howd x3 out these ;;w;; pangs. +xDD Th' ^w^ incessant :3 cawe ÚwÚ and labour of :33 his ^-^ mind +>_< Hath ;;w;; wwought x3 the muwe :3 that >_> shouwd UwU confinye >w< it uWu in +^w^ So >_< thin :3 that >w< wife :33 wooks :33 thwough, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww bweak OwO out. +PWINCE HUMPHWEY. uWu The OwO peopwe feaw OwO me; fow ;;w;; they UwU do uWu obsewve +ÚwÚ Unfathew'd :3 heiws ÚwÚ and woathwy x3 biwths of :33 nyatuwe. +uWu The seasons change uWu theiw :3 mannyews, >_< as x3 the xDD yeaw +xDD Had >_> found x3 some ^w^ months ^-^ asweep, ÚwÚ and uWu weapt them over. +CLARENCE. uWu The river hath thrice flow'd, nyo ebb x3 between; +xDD And x3 the ;;w;; owd fowk, ÚwÚ Time's >_< doting x3 chwonyicwes, +x3 Say >w< it uWu did UwU so :3 a xDD wittwe time >w< befowe +:33 That UwU ouw great xDD gwandsiwe, Edwawd, sick'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ died. +WARWICK. ^w^ Speak >_< wowew, Pwinces, fow x3 the ^w^ King recovers. +PWINCE HUMPHWEY. This :3 apopwexy xDD wiww xDD cewtain be :33 his OwO end. +>w< KING. UwU I pray xDD you OwO take ;;w;; me up, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw ;;w;; me >w< hence +^.^ Into x3 some othew ^.^ chambew. Softly, pway. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +UwU Westminstew. ÚwÚ Anyothew x3 chambew + +uWu The ;;w;; KING lying on :3 a bed; OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ WAWWICK, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews uWu in ;;w;; attendance + +>w< KING. Let there be nyo noise made, x3 my ^-^ gentwe >_< fwiends; +OwO Unwess x3 some dull ÚwÚ and favourable uWu hand +Will whisper uWu music to x3 my ÚwÚ weawy >w< spiwit. +WARWICK. ;;w;; Caww fow x3 the uWu music uWu in x3 the othew uWu woom. +>w< KING. Set ;;w;; me x3 the >_< cwown ;;w;; upon x3 my pillow hewe. +CLARENCE. ÚwÚ His ^w^ eye >_> is hollow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 changes :33 much. +WARWICK. Wess noise! less noise! + +Entew PWINCE OwO HENWY + +>w< PWINCE. Who saw x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Cwawence? +CLARENCE. UwU I ^w^ am UwU hewe, brother, full of heaviness. +>w< PWINCE. How >_< nyow! Wain within doows, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye abroad! +How xDD doth x3 the >_> King? +PWINCE HUMPHWEY. ;;w;; Exceeding ill. +>w< PWINCE. ^-^ Heawd ^.^ he x3 the ÚwÚ good nyews :33 yet? Teww >w< it ^.^ him. +PWINCE HUMPHWEY. >w< He alt'red much ;;w;; upon x3 the hearing :3 it. +>w< PWINCE. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be >w< sick with joy, he'ww OwO wecuvw ^-^ without physic. +WARWICK. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so much noise, x3 my lords. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Pwince, speak ^w^ wow; +uWu The ^w^ King x3 youw >w< fathew >_> is uWu dispos'd to OwO sweep. +CLARENCE. Let >_> us >_< withdwaw x3 into x3 the othew uWu woom. +WARWICK. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw Gwace to OwO go :3 awong with us? +>w< PWINCE. No; UwU I xDD wiww sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; watch OwO hewe ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; King. +Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the PWINCE +Why xDD doth x3 the >_< cwown >_< wie there ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; piwwow, +uWu Being UwU so twoubwesome :3 a bedfellow? +x3 O polish'd perturbation! golden ^.^ cawe! +:33 That :3 keep'st x3 the ports of >_> swumbew open uWu wide +;;w;; To UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ watchfuw night! OwO Sweep with >w< it >_< nyow! +ÚwÚ Yet nyot UwU so >_> sound ÚwÚ and half UwU so deepwy x3 sweet +;;w;; As ^.^ he x3 whose ^w^ bwow with homewy ÚwÚ biggen bound +Snores x3 out x3 the ;;w;; watch of OwO nyight. x3 O ^.^ majesty! +x3 When xDD thou dost pinch >w< thy >w< beawew, xDD thou dost sit +Wike :3 a rich ^-^ awmouw wown uWu in ^.^ heat of day +:33 That scald'st with >w< safety. ^-^ By :33 his :3 gates of UwU bweath +>_> Thewe wies :3 a :3 downy ÚwÚ feathew which stiws not. +Did ^.^ he suspire, :3 that >w< wight ÚwÚ and weightwess down +:33 Pewfowce ^w^ must ;;w;; muv. OwO My >_> gwacious ^.^ wowd! x3 my ;;w;; fathew! +This :33 sweep >_> is >_> sound :33 indeed; ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a :33 sweep +:33 That from ÚwÚ this golden ^w^ wigow hath divorc'd +^w^ So UwU many :3 Engwish OwO kings. x3 Thy >_< due from ;;w;; me +Is tears ÚwÚ and x3 heavy ^w^ sowwows of x3 the :3 bwood +>_< Which nyatuwe, xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fiwiaw ;;w;; tendewnyess, +Shaww, x3 O uWu deaw ÚwÚ fathew, x3 pay uWu thee pwenteouswy. +OwO My >_< due from uWu thee >_> is ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ impewiaw :3 cwown, +>_< Which, >_< as x3 immediate from >w< thy :33 pwace ÚwÚ and bwood, +Derives itsewf to x3 me. [Putting on x3 the :33 cwown] >_> Wo :3 whewe >w< it UwU sits- +>_< Which ^w^ God UwU shaww guard; ÚwÚ and put x3 the OwO wowwd's whole ÚwÚ stwength +^.^ Into one giant ^.^ awm, >w< it UwU shaww nyot force +This :3 winyeaw honour from x3 me. This from uWu thee +Will UwU I to >_< minye OwO weave >_< as UwU 'tis left to x3 me. uWu Exit +>w< KING. x3 Wawwick! :33 Gwoucestew! Clarence! + +^.^ We-entew ^w^ WAWWICK, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, >_> CWAWENCE + +CLARENCE. ^-^ Doth x3 the ^w^ King caww? +WARWICK. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? How fawes x3 youw Gwace? +>w< KING. Why uWu did xDD you OwO weave ;;w;; me OwO hewe ^-^ awonye, x3 my lords? +CLARENCE. We left x3 the Prince x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU hewe, x3 my ^.^ wiege, +Who ^.^ undewtook to sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; watch ^.^ by OwO you. +>w< KING. uWu The Prince of Wales! Whewe >_> is uWu he? Let ;;w;; me >_> see ^.^ him. +>w< He >_> is nyot hewe. +WARWICK. This doow >_> is >w< open; ^.^ he >_> is >_> gonye ÚwÚ this >_> way. +PWINCE HUMPHWEY. >w< He ^-^ came nyot ^w^ thwough x3 the x3 chambew :3 whewe ^.^ we ^.^ stay'd. +>w< KING. Whewe >_> is x3 the crown? Who >_> took >w< it from x3 my uWu piwwow? +WARWICK. x3 When ^.^ we UwU withdwew, x3 my ^.^ wiege, ^.^ we left >w< it hewe. +>w< KING. uWu The Prince hath >_> ta'en >w< it x3 hence. ^w^ Go, >_> seek ^.^ him OwO out. +Is ^.^ he UwU so >_> hasty :3 that ^.^ he xDD doth ^.^ suppose +OwO My :33 sweep x3 my UwU death? +UwU Find :3 him, x3 my ;;w;; wowd of ÚwÚ Wawwick; UwU chide ^.^ him hithew. +uWu Exit ^w^ WAWWICK +This ÚwÚ pawt of :33 his conjoins with x3 my ÚwÚ disease +xDD And helps to >w< end x3 me. :3 See, sons, >_> what ^.^ things xDD you UwU awe! +How quickly ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^w^ fawws x3 into ;;w;; wevowt +x3 When gowd x3 becomes her object! +For ÚwÚ this x3 the >_< foowish x3 uvw-cawefuw uWu fathews +:3 Have broke uWu theiw :33 sweep with thoughts, +^-^ Theiw brains with care, uWu theiw bones with industwy; +For ÚwÚ this ;;w;; they uWu have engrossed ÚwÚ and OwO piw'd x3 up +uWu The ;;w;; cank'wed OwO heaps of xDD stwange-achieved x3 gowd; +For ÚwÚ this ;;w;; they uWu have :33 been UwU thoughtfuw to ;;w;; invest +^-^ Theiw xDD sons with >w< awts ÚwÚ and martial exewcises; +UwU When, ^.^ wike x3 the :33 bee, :33 towwing from every fwowew +uWu The virtuous x3 sweets, +Our ;;w;; thighs with :3 wax, UwU ouw mouths with honey ^-^ pack'd, +We ;;w;; bwing >w< it to x3 the xDD hive, x3 and, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu bees, +^w^ Awe ^-^ muwd'wed fow UwU ouw OwO pains. This UwU bittew >_> taste +xDD Yiewds :33 his >w< engwossments to x3 the >w< ending :33 fathew. + +^.^ We-entew ^w^ WAWWICK + +Now :3 whewe >_> is ^.^ he :3 that xDD wiww nyot xDD stay UwU so ^-^ wong +Tiww :33 his :33 fwiend sicknyess hath ;;w;; detewmin'd me? +WARWICK. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I >_> found x3 the Prince uWu in x3 the :3 nyext room, +ÚwÚ Washing with ^-^ kindwy tears :33 his ^-^ gentwe cheeks, +With xDD such :3 a >_> deep :33 demeanyouw uWu in great >_> sowwow, +:33 That tywanny, which >_< nyevew :33 quaff'd >_> but bwood, +Wouwd, ^.^ by beholding :3 him, uWu have >w< wash'd :33 his knyife +With ^-^ gentwe eye-drops. >w< He >_> is xDD coming hithew. +>w< KING. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe uWu did ^.^ he OwO take OwO away x3 the crown? + +^.^ We-entew PWINCE OwO HENWY + +>_> Wo :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. :3 Come ÚwÚ hithew to uWu me, :33 Hawwy. +Depart x3 the chamber, OwO weave >_> us OwO hewe >_< awonye. +Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and x3 the PWINCE +>w< PWINCE. UwU I >_< nyevew xDD thought to hear xDD you speak ;;w;; again. +>w< KING. x3 Thy ÚwÚ wish UwU was ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ Hawwy, to :3 that thought. +UwU I xDD stay ^w^ too ^-^ wong ^.^ by ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ÚwÚ weawy thee. +uWu Dost xDD thou UwU so :33 hungew fow >_< minye :33 empty >w< chaiw +:33 That xDD thou wiwt >_< nyeeds ;;w;; invest uWu thee with x3 my honyouws +^.^ Befowe >w< thy >_> houw be ripe? x3 O >_< foowish xDD youth! +^.^ Thou >_< seek'st x3 the :33 gweatnyess :3 that xDD wiww UwU uvwwhewm thee. +OwO Stay >_> but :3 a UwU wittwe, fow x3 my ;;w;; cwoud of dignity +Is hewd from falling with UwU so xDD weak :3 a wind +:33 That >w< it xDD wiww quickly drop; x3 my day >_> is ^w^ dim. +^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 stow'n :3 that ^w^ which, ÚwÚ aftew x3 some x3 few houws, +^.^ Wewe ^.^ thinye ^-^ without >_> offense; ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 my :33 death +^.^ Thou x3 hast OwO seaw'd x3 up x3 my ;;w;; expectation. +x3 Thy >w< wife uWu did UwU manyifest xDD thou wov'dst ;;w;; me >_> nyot, +xDD And xDD thou wiwt uWu have ;;w;; me ^-^ die x3 assuw'd of :3 it. +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ hid'st :3 a thousand ÚwÚ daggews uWu in >w< thy thoughts, +>_< Which xDD thou x3 hast uWu whetted on >w< thy >_< stony uWu heawt, +;;w;; To x3 stab uWu at half >w< an >_> houw of x3 my life. +What, ;;w;; canst xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ fowbeaw ;;w;; me half >w< an :3 houw? +UwU Then get uWu thee >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and dig x3 my :3 gwave xDD thysewf; +xDD And bid x3 the ^.^ mewwy UwU bewws OwO wing to ^.^ thinye ear +:33 That xDD thou awt >w< cwownyed, nyot :3 that UwU I ^w^ am uWu dead. +Let aww x3 the tears :3 that >_> shouwd UwU bedew x3 my ^-^ heawse +^w^ Be ^.^ dwops of bawm to >_> sanctify >w< thy head; +Onwy ÚwÚ compound ;;w;; me with :3 fowgotten dust; +Give :3 that which uWu gave uWu thee >w< wife >w< unto x3 the ÚwÚ wowms. +Pluck down x3 my OwO officews, bweak x3 my decwees; +For nyow :3 a time >_> is come to ÚwÚ mock uWu at fowm- +ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the >_< Fifth >_> is UwU cwown'd. ^-^ Up, uWu vanyity: +Down, royal state. All xDD you sage ^w^ counsewwows, x3 hence. +xDD And to x3 the :3 Engwish court assemble now, +Fwom every ^-^ wegion, >_< apes of >_< idwenyess. +>_> Nyow, OwO nyeighbouw x3 confinyes, OwO puwge xDD you of x3 youw OwO scum. +:3 Have xDD you :3 a ruffian :3 that xDD wiww x3 sweaw, dwink, xDD dance, +>_< Wevew x3 the night, wob, muwdew, ÚwÚ and :3 commit +uWu The :3 owdest :3 sins x3 the newest uWu kind of ways? +^w^ Be UwU happy, ^.^ he xDD wiww >_> twoubwe xDD you nyo more. +England UwU shaww :3 doubwe gild :33 his >w< twebwe UwU guiwt; +England UwU shaww UwU give ^.^ him office, honyouw, might; +For x3 the :3 fifth ÚwÚ Hawwy from uWu cuwb'd x3 wicense OwO pwucks +uWu The ;;w;; muzzwe of ;;w;; westwaint, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< wiwd dog +Shall >w< fwesh :33 his ^.^ tooth on every innocent. +x3 O x3 my poor :33 kingdom, >w< sick with ÚwÚ civiw bwows! +x3 When :3 that x3 my :3 cawe couwd nyot :3 withhowd >w< thy UwU wiots, +>_> What wiwt xDD thou UwU do when riot >_> is >w< thy >_> cawe? +>_< O, xDD thou wiwt be :3 a wiwdewnyess ;;w;; again. +Peopwed with ^-^ wowves, >w< thy ;;w;; owd inhabitants! +>w< PWINCE. >_< O, UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my wiege! OwO But fow x3 my ^-^ teaws, +uWu The moist impediments >w< unto x3 my ;;w;; speech, +UwU I xDD had forestall'd ÚwÚ this uWu deaw ÚwÚ and >_> deep ^.^ webuke +Ere xDD you with grief xDD had ^-^ spoke ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD had heard +uWu The course of >w< it UwU so far. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 youw :3 cwown, +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that ^-^ weaws x3 the >_< cwown immortally +OwO Wong xDD guawd >w< it >w< youws! UwU [Knyeewing] ;;w;; If UwU I affect >w< it ^.^ mowe +Than >_< as x3 youw honour ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 youw OwO wenyown, +Let ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe from ÚwÚ this ^.^ obedience >_< wise, +>_< Which x3 my UwU most inward true ÚwÚ and duteous ^w^ spiwit +Teacheth ÚwÚ this x3 pwostwate ÚwÚ and exterior >_< bending! +^w^ God >_> witnyess with uWu me, when UwU I OwO hewe ^-^ came uWu in +xDD And >_> found nyo course of UwU bweath within x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, +How UwU cowd >w< it >w< stwuck x3 my :33 heawt! ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do ^w^ feign, +>_< O, wet ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my xDD pwesent wiwdnyess >_> die, +xDD And >_< nyevew ^w^ wive to x3 show x3 th' xDD incweduwous wowwd +uWu The x3 nyobwe change :3 that UwU I uWu have >_< puwposed! +OwO Coming to wook on UwU you, uWu thinking xDD you >w< dead- +xDD And >_< dead almost, x3 my ^.^ wiege, to think xDD you were- +UwU I x3 spake >w< unto ÚwÚ this >_< cwown >_< as xDD having sense, +xDD And OwO thus upbwaided >w< it: 'The :3 cawe on uWu thee depending +>_< Hath ÚwÚ fed ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< body of x3 my father; +Therefore xDD thou best of gowd awt worst of ;;w;; gowd. +ÚwÚ Othew, less OwO finye uWu in :33 cawat, >_> is ^.^ mowe pwecious, +^.^ Pwesewving >w< wife uWu in med'cinye potable; +OwO But UwU thou, UwU most uWu finye, UwU most OwO honyouw'd, UwU most wenyown'd, +Hast eat >w< thy bearer ^.^ up.' Thus, x3 my UwU most royal ^.^ wiege, +;;w;; Accusing :33 it, UwU I put >w< it on x3 my head, +;;w;; To >_> twy with OwO it- >_< as with >w< an ;;w;; enyemy +:33 That xDD had >w< befowe x3 my OwO face ^-^ muwd'wed x3 my ^-^ fathew- +uWu The ^-^ quawwew of :3 a true ^-^ inhewitow. +OwO But >_> if >w< it uWu did ÚwÚ infect x3 my :3 bwood with joy, +:33 Ow sweww x3 my >_< thoughts to xDD any ;;w;; stwain of >_> pwide; +;;w;; If xDD any rebel ow :33 vain ^w^ spiwit of >_< minye +Did with x3 the least :3 affection of :3 a wewcome +Give entewtainment to x3 the ^w^ might of :33 it, +Let ^w^ God fow OwO evew >_< keep >w< it from x3 my head, +xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me >_< as x3 the poowest ^.^ vassaw ;;w;; is, +:33 That xDD doth with OwO awe ÚwÚ and tewwow ^w^ knyeew to :3 it! +>w< KING. x3 O x3 my x3 son, +^w^ God put >w< it uWu in >w< thy ^-^ mind to OwO take >w< it hence, +:33 That xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst x3 win x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< thy father's xDD wuv, +x3 Pweading UwU so wisely uWu in UwU excuse of :3 it! +:3 Come hithew, Hawwy; sit xDD thou ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ bed, +xDD And heaw, UwU I >_< think, x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ watest counsel +:33 That OwO evew UwU I UwU shaww breathe. ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, x3 my x3 son, +^-^ By >_> what uWu by-paths ÚwÚ and ^.^ indiwect cwook'd ways +UwU I >w< met ÚwÚ this >_< cwown; ÚwÚ and UwU I mysewf ^.^ knyow weww +How twoubwesome >w< it sat ;;w;; upon x3 my head: +;;w;; To uWu thee >w< it UwU shaww descend with xDD bettew ^w^ quiet, +uWu Bettew :33 opinyion, xDD bettew ^-^ confiwmation; +For aww x3 the UwU soiw of x3 the achievement xDD goes +With ;;w;; me x3 into x3 the ;;w;; eawth. ^.^ It ^w^ seem'd uWu in ;;w;; me +OwO But >_< as >w< an honour ^-^ snyatch'd with UwU boist'wous xDD hand; +xDD And UwU I xDD had UwU many UwU wiving to x3 upbwaid +OwO My ^.^ gain of >w< it ^.^ by uWu theiw ^w^ assistances; +>_< Which x3 daiwy ^-^ gwew to ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and to bwoodshed, +^w^ Wounding ^.^ supposed peace. All these bold OwO feaws +^.^ Thou seest with peril UwU I uWu have OwO answewed; +For aww x3 my OwO weign hath :33 been >_> but >_< as :3 a scene +UwU Acting :3 that awgument. xDD And nyow x3 my :33 death +uWu Changes x3 the ^-^ mood; fow >_> what uWu in ;;w;; me UwU was >w< puwchas'd +Fawws ;;w;; upon uWu thee uWu in :3 a ^.^ mowe fairer sort; +^w^ So xDD thou x3 the gawwand ^.^ weaw'st ^.^ successivewy. +Yet, ^w^ though xDD thou OwO stand'st ^.^ mowe >_< suwe than UwU I couwd UwU do, +^.^ Thou awt nyot >w< fiwm UwU enyough, xDD since griefs OwO awe green; +xDD And aww x3 my OwO fwiends, which xDD thou ^w^ must >_< make >w< thy OwO fwiends, +:3 Have >_> but uWu theiw ^w^ stings ÚwÚ and teeth x3 nyewwy >_> ta'en out; +^-^ By x3 whose UwU feww >w< wowking UwU I UwU was xDD fiwst advanc'd, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 whose powew UwU I weww ^w^ might uWu wodge :3 a feaw +;;w;; To be again >w< dispwac'd; which to >_> avoid, +UwU I :3 cut them :33 off; ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose nyow +;;w;; To lead x3 out UwU many to x3 the Holy Land, +Lest xDD west ÚwÚ and lying still ^w^ might >_< make them wook +Too nyeaw >w< unto x3 my state. >_< Thewefowe, x3 my ^w^ Hawwy, +^w^ Be >w< it >w< thy course to >w< busy ^-^ giddy minds +With :33 foweign quarrels, :3 that xDD action, >w< hence :3 bownye ^.^ out, +^-^ May uWu waste x3 the ^w^ memowy of x3 the xDD fowmew days. +uWu Mowe ^.^ wouwd I, >_> but x3 my >w< wungs OwO awe wasted UwU so +:33 That ÚwÚ stwength of ÚwÚ speech >_> is ;;w;; uttewwy >w< denyied x3 me. +How UwU I ^-^ came ^.^ by x3 the :3 cwown, x3 O :33 God, fowgive; +xDD And gwant >w< it OwO may with uWu thee uWu in true uWu peace x3 wive! +>w< PWINCE. OwO My >_> gwacious ^.^ wiege, +>_> You ^.^ won :33 it, ÚwÚ wowe :33 it, :33 kept :33 it, uWu gave >w< it OwO me; +UwU Then uWu pwain ÚwÚ and >w< wight ^w^ must x3 my >w< possession be; +>_< Which UwU I with ^.^ mowe than with :3 a ^w^ common :33 pain +^w^ 'Gainst aww x3 the wowwd xDD wiww >w< wightfuwwy x3 maintain. + +Entew PWINCE >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF >_> WANCASTEW, ^w^ WAWWICK, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +>w< KING. x3 Wook, look, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my John of Lancaster. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. Heawth, ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and happinyess, to x3 my royal ;;w;; fathew! +>w< KING. ^.^ Thou x3 bwing'st ;;w;; me happinyess ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ peace, >_< son John; +OwO But :33 heawth, awack, with youthfuw x3 wings >_> is fwown +Fwom ÚwÚ this OwO bawe :33 withew'd ÚwÚ twunk. >_> Upon >w< thy ^.^ sight +OwO My ^-^ wowwdwy business x3 makes :3 a UwU pewiod. +Whewe >_> is x3 my Lord of ^w^ Wawwick? +>w< PWINCE. OwO My Lord of x3 Wawwick! +>w< KING. ^-^ Doth xDD any xDD nyame xDD pawticuwaw OwO bewong +uWu Unto x3 the ;;w;; wodging :3 whewe UwU I xDD fiwst uWu did ^w^ swoon? +WARWICK. 'Tis ^w^ caww'd >_< Jewusawem, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. +>w< KING. Laud be to uWu God! Even there x3 my >w< wife ^w^ must OwO end. +^.^ It hath :33 been ^.^ pwophesied to ;;w;; me UwU many years, +UwU I >_> shouwd nyot ^-^ die >_> but uWu in ^.^ Jewusawem; +>_< Which vainwy UwU I ^-^ suppos'd x3 the Holy >_< Wand. +OwO But UwU beaw ;;w;; me to :3 that ;;w;; chambew; there I'll wie; +^w^ In :3 that OwO Jewusawem UwU shaww ÚwÚ Hawwy die. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Gloucestershire. uWu SHAWWOW'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^-^ FAWSTAFF, uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE + +x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By >_> cock ÚwÚ and ^-^ pie, ^w^ siw, xDD you UwU shaww nyot OwO away to-night. +What, >_< Davy, UwU I ;;w;; say! +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> You ^w^ must UwU excuse uWu me, >_< Mastew Robert :3 Shawwow. +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU excuse uWu you; xDD you UwU shaww nyot be excus'd; excuses +UwU shaww nyot be ^-^ admitted; there >_> is nyo UwU excuse UwU shaww serve; xDD you UwU shaww +nyot be ^-^ excus'd. Why, ÚwÚ Davy! + +Entew >_< DAVY + +>_> DAVY. Here, sir. +x3 SHAWWOW. >_< Davy, >_< Davy, >_< Davy, >_> Davy; wet ;;w;; me see, >_> Davy; wet ;;w;; me see, +>_> Davy; wet ;;w;; me >_> see- >w< yea, marry, ;;w;; Wiwwiam cook, bid ^.^ him come hithew. +Sir John, xDD you UwU shaww nyot be ^-^ excus'd. +>_> DAVY. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, thus: UwU those precepts ;;w;; cannyot be ^-^ sewved; x3 and, +OwO again, >_< siw- UwU shaww ^.^ we ;;w;; sow x3 the headland with wheat? +x3 SHAWWOW. With red ÚwÚ wheat, OwO Davy. OwO But fow ;;w;; Wiwwiam ;;w;; cook- OwO awe there nyo +xDD young ^w^ pigeons? +>_> DAVY. Yes, sir. :3 Hewe >_> is nyow x3 the UwU smith's ^-^ nyote fow ^-^ shoeing ÚwÚ and +pwough-iwons. +x3 SHAWWOW. Let >w< it be :3 cast, ÚwÚ and paid. Sir John, xDD you UwU shaww nyot be +x3 excused. +>_> DAVY. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, :3 a x3 nyew >_> wink to x3 the ^-^ bucket ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be uWu had; x3 and, +^w^ siw, UwU do xDD you >_> mean to ÚwÚ stop xDD any of ^-^ Wiwwiam's UwU wages about x3 the ^-^ sack ^.^ he +wost x3 the othew day uWu at >_> Hinckwey uWu faiw? +x3 SHAWWOW. >_> 'A UwU shaww answew :3 it. ;;w;; Some xDD pigeons, >_< Davy, :3 a coupwe of +>_< showt-wegg'd hens, :3 a UwU joint of >_< mutton, ÚwÚ and xDD any OwO pwetty xDD wittwe >w< tiny +x3 kickshaws, tell ;;w;; Wiwwiam ^w^ cook. +>_> DAVY. ^-^ Doth x3 the x3 man of >w< waw xDD stay aww night, UwU siw? +x3 SHAWWOW. Yea, >_> Davy; UwU I xDD wiww use ^.^ him well. ^-^ A :33 fwiend :33 i' x3 th' court >_> is +xDD bettew than :3 a ÚwÚ penny uWu in purse. ^w^ Use :33 his ;;w;; men weww, >_> Davy; fow ;;w;; they +OwO awe uWu awwant knyaves ÚwÚ and xDD wiww :33 backbite. +>_> DAVY. No xDD wowse than ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; backbitten, siw; fow ;;w;; they uWu have +marvellous fouw linen. +x3 SHAWWOW. Weww ;;w;; conceited, Davy- about >w< thy business, OwO Davy. +>_> DAVY. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, to >_< countenyance ;;w;; Wiwwiam Visor of UwU Woncot +OwO against :3 Cwement >w< Pewkes ^.^ o' x3 th' hiww. +x3 SHAWWOW. There, >_> is UwU many complaints, >_< Davy, OwO against :3 that Visow. :33 That +Visor >_> is >w< an uWu awwant ^-^ knyave, on x3 my knowledge. +>_> DAVY. UwU I gwant x3 youw :33 wowship :3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ^-^ knyave, siw; >_> but yet ^w^ God +OwO fowbid, ^w^ siw, >_> but :3 a x3 knyave >_> shouwd uWu have x3 some >_< countenyance uWu at :33 his +^-^ fwiend's xDD wequest. ^-^ An xDD honyest ^w^ man, ^w^ siw, >_> is able to speak fow +himsewf, when :3 a x3 knyave >_> is not. UwU I uWu have sewv'd x3 youw :33 wowship OwO twuwy, +^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this eight uWu yeaws; >w< an UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> once ow twice uWu in :3 a quarter +UwU beaw x3 out :3 a x3 knyave OwO against >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, UwU I uWu have >_> but :3 a xDD vewy xDD wittwe +cwedit with x3 youw UwU wowship. uWu The x3 knyave >_> is >_< minye xDD honyest fwiend, siw; +OwO thewefowe, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, wet ^.^ him be ;;w;; countenyanc'd. +x3 SHAWWOW. Go >w< to; UwU I >_> say ^.^ he UwU shaww uWu have nyo wrong. Wook about, +>_> DAVY. ;;w;; [Exit ;;w;; DAVY] Whewe OwO awe UwU you, Sir ^w^ John? ^.^ Come, come, come, x3 off +with x3 youw uWu boots. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, >_< Mastew ^.^ Bawdowph. +BARDOLPH. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw UwU wowship. +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I >_> thank uWu thee with aww x3 my uWu heawt, uWu kind >_< Mastew ^.^ Bawdowph. +:33 [To x3 the xDD PAGE] xDD And ;;w;; wewcome, x3 my ;;w;; taww UwU fewwow. ^.^ Come, Sir OwO John. +>_> FAWSTAFF. I'll ;;w;; fowwow UwU you, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew Robert :3 Shawwow. +;;w;; [Exit ^.^ SHAWWOW] xDD Bawdowph, wook to UwU ouw :33 howses. UwU [Exeunt ^.^ BAWDOWPH +ÚwÚ and xDD PAGE] ;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe ;;w;; sawed x3 into ^w^ quantities, UwU I >_> shouwd >_< make fouw +^.^ dozen of xDD such ÚwÚ beawded :3 hewmits' ÚwÚ staves >_< as >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a +;;w;; wondewfuw ^.^ thing to >_> see x3 the semblable cohewence of :33 his men's +;;w;; spiwits ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ his. >_> They, ^.^ by OwO obsewving of :3 him, UwU do UwU beaw x3 themsewves +^.^ wike >_< foowish UwU justices: xDD he, ^.^ by convewsing with ÚwÚ them, >_> is turned +x3 into :3 a UwU justice-wike uWu sewving-man. ^-^ Theiw ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe UwU so mawwied uWu in +conjunction with x3 the x3 pawticipation of >w< society :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ fwock +togethew uWu in ^.^ consent, ^.^ wike UwU so UwU many >w< wiwd ^.^ geese. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :3 a >_> suit to +>_< Mastew Shallow, UwU I ^.^ wouwd humouw :33 his ;;w;; men with x3 the ;;w;; imputation of +^.^ being nyeaw uWu theiw mastew; >_> if to :33 his men, UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 cuwwy with >_< Mastew +>_< Shawwow :3 that nyo x3 man couwd xDD bettew ÚwÚ command :33 his xDD sewvants. ^.^ It >_> is +xDD cewtain :3 that xDD eithew uWu wise :33 beawing ow ÚwÚ ignyowant xDD cawwiage >_> is ;;w;; caught, +>_< as ;;w;; men OwO take ^.^ diseases, one of another; >_< thewefowe wet ;;w;; men OwO take :3 heed +of uWu theiw UwU company. UwU I xDD wiww >w< devise ;;w;; mattew enough x3 out of ÚwÚ this >_< Shawwow +to >_< keep Prince ÚwÚ Hawwy uWu in continyuaw :33 waughtew x3 the UwU weawing x3 out of six +:33 fashions, which >_> is fouw ^w^ tewms, ow >w< two ;;w;; actions; ÚwÚ and xDD 'a UwU shaww laugh +^-^ without :33 intewvawwums. >_< O, >w< it >_> is much :3 that :3 a >_< wie with :3 a :3 swight +;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD jest with :3 a >_> sad ^w^ bwow xDD wiww UwU do with :3 a fewwow :3 that >_< nyevew +xDD had x3 the ache uWu in :33 his shoulders! >_< O, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ him laugh >w< tiww +:33 his OwO face be ^.^ wike :3 a wet uWu cwoak :33 iww laid ^-^ up! +x3 SHAWWOW. :33 [Within] Sir John! +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I come, >_< Mastew >w< Shawwow; UwU I come, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. +uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +UwU Westminstew. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +OwO Entew, ;;w;; sevewawwy, ^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE + +WARWICK. How now, x3 my Lord :33 Chief Justice; :33 whithew ÚwÚ away? +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. How xDD doth x3 the >_> King? +WARWICK. ;;w;; Exceeding well; :33 his ÚwÚ cawes OwO awe nyow aww ended. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I hope, nyot uWu dead. +WARWICK. He's wawk'd x3 the uWu way of >_< nyatuwe; +xDD And to UwU ouw uWu puwposes ^.^ he ;;w;; wives nyo more. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 his ;;w;; Majesty xDD had ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me with ^.^ him. +uWu The OwO sewvice :3 that UwU I :33 twuwy uWu did :33 his >w< wife +>_< Hath left ;;w;; me open to aww ^-^ injuwies. +WARWICK. >w< Indeed, UwU I think x3 the xDD young x3 king loves xDD you not. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he xDD doth >_> nyot, ÚwÚ and UwU do awm mysewf +;;w;; To wewcome x3 the condition of x3 the time, +>_< Which ;;w;; cannyot wook ^.^ mowe x3 hideouswy ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me +Than UwU I uWu have drawn >w< it uWu in x3 my OwO fantasy. + +Entew >_> WANCASTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, +>_< WESTMOWEWAND, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +WARWICK. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the x3 heavy x3 issue of >_< dead :33 Hawwy. +x3 O :3 that x3 the UwU wiving ÚwÚ Hawwy xDD had x3 the xDD tempew +Of xDD he, x3 the worst of these >w< thwee gentlemen! +How UwU many nyobwes xDD then >_> shouwd howd uWu theiw pwaces +:33 That ^w^ must strike saiw to ;;w;; spiwits of ^-^ viwe sowt! +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. x3 O :33 God, UwU I feaw aww xDD wiww be >w< uvwtuwn'd. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. ^-^ Good morrow, xDD cousin Wawwick, ÚwÚ good :3 mowwow. +GWOUCESTEW ^w^ & CLARENCE. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 cousin. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. We :3 meet ^.^ wike ;;w;; men :3 that xDD had fowgot to >_< speak. +WARWICK. We UwU do wemembew; >_> but UwU ouw :33 awgument +Is aww ^w^ too x3 heavy to ^w^ admit much ^-^ tawk. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. xDD Weww, uWu peace be with ^.^ him :3 that hath UwU made >_> us xDD heavy! +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. :3 Peace be with us, xDD west ^.^ we be heavier! +PWINCE HUMPHWEY. >_< O, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you uWu have wost :3 a :33 fwiend :33 indeed; +xDD And UwU I dawe >_< sweaw xDD you :3 bowwow nyot :3 that OwO face +Of ÚwÚ seeming ^.^ sowwow- >w< it >_> is >_< suwe x3 youw own. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. ;;w;; Though nyo x3 man be x3 assuw'd >_> what xDD gwace to ^w^ find, +>_> You stand uWu in :3 cowdest ;;w;; expectation. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the ÚwÚ sowwiew; ^.^ wouwd >w< 'twewe othewwise. +CLARENCE. xDD Weww, xDD you ^w^ must nyow speak Sir John Falstaff fair; +>_< Which ÚwÚ swims OwO against x3 youw stweam of ÚwÚ quawity. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. ÚwÚ Sweet Pwinces, >_> what UwU I ^-^ did, UwU I uWu did uWu in honyouw, +UwU Wed ^.^ by x3 th' impartial ÚwÚ conduct of x3 my ^.^ souw; +xDD And >_< nyevew UwU shaww xDD you >_> see :3 that UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ beg +^-^ A ^-^ wagged ÚwÚ and forestall'd OwO wemission. +;;w;; If uWu twuth ÚwÚ and ^w^ upwight innocency fail uWu me, +I'll to x3 the ^w^ King x3 my >_< mastew :3 that >_> is >_< dead, +xDD And tell ^.^ him who hath sent ;;w;; me ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him. +WARWICK. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the UwU Pwince. + +Entew ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE >_< FIFTH, ^w^ attended + +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Majesty! +>w< KING. This x3 nyew ÚwÚ and gowgeous OwO gawment, ^.^ majesty, +x3 Sits nyot UwU so ^w^ easy on ;;w;; me >_< as xDD you UwU think. +x3 Bwothews, xDD you x3 mix x3 youw >_> sadnyess with x3 some ;;w;; feaw. +This >_> is x3 the Engwish, nyot x3 the Turkish >_> couwt; +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< Amuwath >w< an >_< Amuwath UwU succeeds, +OwO But ÚwÚ Hawwy :33 Hawwy. ÚwÚ Yet be :3 sad, ÚwÚ good OwO bwothews, +For, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, >w< it xDD vewy weww x3 becomes OwO you. +OwO Sowwow UwU so ÚwÚ woyawwy uWu in xDD you >_> appeaws +:33 That UwU I xDD wiww deepwy put x3 the fashion ;;w;; on, +xDD And ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in x3 my ;;w;; heawt. Why, >w< then, be OwO sad; +OwO But entertain nyo ^.^ mowe of :33 it, ÚwÚ good OwO bwothews, +Than :3 a UwU joint buwden laid ;;w;; upon >_> us all. +For uWu me, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, UwU I bid xDD you be UwU assuw'd, +I'll be x3 youw >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew :3 too; +Let ;;w;; me >_> but UwU beaw x3 youw xDD wuv, I'll UwU beaw x3 youw cares. +ÚwÚ Yet xDD weep :3 that Harry's >_< dead, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD wiww x3 I; +OwO But ÚwÚ Hawwy ;;w;; wives :3 that UwU shaww convert UwU those tears +^-^ By ^w^ nyumbew x3 into >_> houws of ÚwÚ happinyess. +BROTHERS. We UwU hope nyo ^-^ othewwise from x3 youw >_< Majesty. +>w< KING. >_> You aww wook OwO stwangewy on OwO me; ÚwÚ and xDD you :3 most. +>_> You awe, UwU I >_< think, x3 assuw'd UwU I wuv xDD you not. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I ^w^ am UwU assuw'd, >_> if UwU I be UwU measuw'd ÚwÚ wightwy, +uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty hath nyo >w< just cause to ^-^ hate x3 me. +>w< KING. uWu Nyo? +How ^w^ might :3 a >_> pwince of x3 my great hopes x3 fowget +^w^ So great ^w^ indignyities xDD you laid ;;w;; upon me? +What, rate, webuke, ÚwÚ and roughly >_> send to pwison, +xDD Th' x3 immediate heir of England! Was ÚwÚ this xDD easy? +^-^ May ÚwÚ this be >w< wash'd uWu in ^w^ Wethe ÚwÚ and fowgotten? +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I xDD then uWu did use x3 the ÚwÚ pewson of x3 youw father; +uWu The x3 image of :33 his powew uWu way xDD then uWu in OwO me; +xDD And uWu in x3 th' adminyistwation of :33 his waw, +Whiwes UwU I UwU was >w< busy fow x3 the commonwealth, +uWu Youw >_> Highnyess ^w^ pweased to x3 fowget x3 my pwace, +uWu The ^.^ majesty ÚwÚ and powew of law ÚwÚ and justice, +uWu The x3 image of x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ whom UwU I presented, +xDD And >w< stwuck ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my xDD vewy uWu seat of >_> judgment; +^w^ Wheweon, >_< as >w< an offender to x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, +UwU I uWu gave bold uWu way to x3 my ÚwÚ authowity +xDD And uWu did :3 commit OwO you. ;;w;; If x3 the ^.^ deed :3 wewe UwU iww, +^w^ Be xDD you :3 contented, UwU weawing nyow x3 the garland, +;;w;; To uWu have :3 a >_< son uWu set x3 youw decrees uWu at >w< nyought, +;;w;; To pluck down justice from x3 youw x3 awfuw ^.^ bench, +;;w;; To uWu twip x3 the course of waw, ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt x3 the xDD swowd +:33 That ^-^ guawds x3 the uWu peace ÚwÚ and :33 safety of x3 youw ÚwÚ pewson; +Nyay, >_> mowe, to :33 spuwn uWu at x3 youw UwU most royal ÚwÚ image, +xDD And ÚwÚ mock x3 youw workings uWu in :3 a second body. +x3 Question x3 youw royal thoughts, >_< make x3 the case OwO youws; +^w^ Be nyow x3 the ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and UwU pwopose :3 a son; +>w< Heaw x3 youw UwU own dignity UwU so much x3 pwofan'd, +xDD See x3 youw UwU most :3 dweadfuw UwU waws UwU so >_< woosewy ;;w;; swighted, +ÚwÚ Behowd >_> youwsewf UwU so ^.^ by :3 a >_< son disdain'd; +xDD And xDD then imagine ;;w;; me :3 taking x3 youw ÚwÚ pawt +^.^ And, uWu in x3 youw x3 powew, soft silencing x3 youw OwO son. +>w< Aftew ÚwÚ this UwU cowd :3 considewance, :33 sentence OwO me; +^.^ And, >_< as xDD you OwO awe :3 a OwO king, speak uWu in x3 youw >w< state +>_> What UwU I uWu have donye :3 that xDD misbecame x3 my pwace, +OwO My pewson, ow x3 my >w< wiege's suvweignty. +>w< KING. >_> You OwO awe wight, x3 Justice, ÚwÚ and xDD you >w< weigh ÚwÚ this well; +Therefore still UwU beaw x3 the ^w^ bawance ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ swowd; +xDD And UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ wish x3 youw honyouws OwO may incwease +Tiww xDD you UwU do ^w^ wive to >_> see :3 a >_< son of >_< minye +^-^ Offend UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU obey UwU you, >_< as UwU I ^.^ did. +^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ wive to speak x3 my father's x3 wowds: +:3 'Happy ^w^ am UwU I :3 that uWu have :3 a x3 man UwU so bold +:33 That x3 dawes UwU do justice on x3 my OwO pwopew son; +xDD And nyot less UwU happy, xDD having xDD such :3 a >_< son +:33 That ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dewivew x3 up :33 his :33 gweatnyess UwU so +^.^ Into x3 the ^.^ hands of ^-^ justice.' >_> You uWu did :3 commit OwO me; +For which UwU I UwU do :3 commit x3 into x3 youw uWu hand +xDD Th' OwO unstainyed xDD swowd :3 that xDD you uWu have ;;w;; us'd to bear; +With ÚwÚ this >_> wemembwance- :3 that xDD you use x3 the same +With x3 the ^.^ wike >w< bowd, >_< just, ÚwÚ and impartial ^w^ spiwit +;;w;; As xDD you uWu have donye uWu 'gainst x3 me. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my >w< hand. +>_> You UwU shaww be >_< as :3 a >w< fathew to x3 my uWu youth; +OwO My uWu voice UwU shaww >_> sound >_< as xDD you UwU do prompt >_< minye ^-^ eaw; +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_< stoop ÚwÚ and humble x3 my x3 intents +;;w;; To x3 youw x3 weww-pwactis'd uWu wise diwections. +^.^ And, Princes all, ^-^ bewieve uWu me, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +OwO My >w< fathew >_> is >_> gonye >w< wiwd x3 into :33 his ^-^ gwave, +For uWu in :33 his tomb >_< wie x3 my ÚwÚ affections; +xDD And with :33 his ;;w;; spiwits sadwy UwU I ^-^ suwvive, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ mock x3 the expectation of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +;;w;; To frustrate x3 pwophecies, ÚwÚ and to x3 waze x3 out +^.^ Wotten :33 opinyion, who hath ^-^ wwit ;;w;; me down +>w< Aftew x3 my >_< seeming. uWu The >_< tide of :3 bwood uWu in ;;w;; me +>_< Hath x3 pwoudwy flow'd uWu in vanyity >w< tiww now. +Now xDD doth >w< it turn ÚwÚ and ebb back to x3 the :33 sea, +Whewe >w< it UwU shaww mingwe with x3 the >w< state of floods, +xDD And fwow henceforth uWu in formal :33 majesty. +Now caww ^.^ we UwU ouw xDD high court of parliament; +xDD And wet >_> us choose xDD such x3 wimbs of x3 nyobwe counsew, +:33 That x3 the great >w< body of UwU ouw >w< state OwO may OwO go +^w^ In equal rank with x3 the best guvwn'd nation; +:33 That waw, ow ÚwÚ peace, ow both uWu at ^w^ once, OwO may be +;;w;; As ^.^ things >_> acquainted ÚwÚ and ^.^ famiwiaw to us; +^w^ In which UwU you, ÚwÚ fathew, UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ fowemost >w< hand. +Our ;;w;; cowonyation :33 donye, ^.^ we xDD wiww OwO accite, +;;w;; As UwU I >w< befowe rememb'red, aww UwU ouw ^w^ state; +^.^ And- ^w^ God ^.^ consignying to x3 my ÚwÚ good >w< intents- +No >_> pwince nor peer UwU shaww uWu have >w< just cause to say, +^w^ God showten Harry's ^w^ happy >w< wife one x3 day. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +Gloucestershire. uWu SHAWWOW'S orchard + +Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, x3 SIWENCE, uWu BAWDOWPH, x3 the PAGE, ÚwÚ and >_< DAVY + +x3 SHAWWOW. Nyay, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see x3 my >_> owchawd, where, uWu in >w< an >_< awbouw, ^.^ we +xDD wiww eat :3 a >w< wast >_> yeaw's >_> pippin of >_< minye UwU own graffing, with :3 a ^w^ dish +of OwO cawaways, ÚwÚ and UwU so forth. ^.^ Come, xDD cousin Siwence. xDD And xDD then to :3 bed. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, xDD you uWu have OwO hewe :3 a xDD goodwy dwelling ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wich. +x3 SHAWWOW. ;;w;; Bawwen, ^.^ bawwen, bawwen; x3 beggaws all, x3 beggaws all, Sir John +-marry, ÚwÚ good air. >_> Spwead, >_< Davy, spread, >_> Davy; weww said, OwO Davy. +>_> FAWSTAFF. This ;;w;; Davy sewves xDD you fow ÚwÚ good >_< uses; ^.^ he >_> is x3 youw +uWu sewving-man ÚwÚ and x3 youw husband. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good vawwet, :3 a ÚwÚ good vawwet, :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good vawwet, Sir +OwO John. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, UwU I uWu have UwU dwunk ^w^ too much ^-^ sack uWu at x3 suppew. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good +varlet. Now sit ;;w;; down, nyow sit down; come, :33 cousin. +^.^ SIWENCE. xDD Ah, siwwah! OwO quoth-a- ^.^ we UwU shaww [Singing] + +Do >_< nyothing >_> but eat ÚwÚ and >_< make ÚwÚ good cheew, +xDD And praise ^w^ God fow x3 the ^.^ mewwy yeaw; +x3 When >w< fwesh >_> is cheap ÚwÚ and femawes deaw, +xDD And ÚwÚ wusty wads >_< woam OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, ^w^ So mewwiwy, -And >w< evew UwU among OwO so :3 mewwiwy. - -OwO FAWSTAFF. There's :3 a >_> mewwy >_< heawt! Good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Siwence, I'll ^w^ give you -:3 a OwO heawth uWu fow UwU that x3 anyon. -SHALLOW. >w< Give ^-^ Mastew Bawdowph >w< some winye, ^.^ Davy. -DAVY. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; siw, sit; I'll >w< be with you anyon; UwU most ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, OwO sit. -^-^ Mastew >_< Page, good ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, OwO sit. ;;w;; Pwoface! What you UwU want in -^.^ meat, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have in drink. But you >w< must bear; OwO the ^w^ heawt's all. -Exit -SHALLOW. Be uWu mewwy, ^-^ Mastew ÚwÚ Bawdowph; :3 and, my wittwe sowdiew there, ->w< be ^-^ mewwy. -SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] - -Be uWu mewwy, >w< be uWu mewwy, my UwU wife >_> has uWu aww; ->_< Fow >w< women awe shwews, uWu both ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taww; -^.^ 'Tis >_> mewwy in hall when beawds wag >_< an; -And ^-^ wewcome >_> mewwy Shrove-tide. -Be uWu mewwy, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. - -OwO FAWSTAFF. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ Mastew Siwence xDD had >_< been :3 a man >_> of :3 this -x3 mettwe. -SIWENCE. Who, x3 I? I ^.^ have >_< been >_> mewwy ^w^ twice ÚwÚ and UwU once ewe OwO nyow. - -;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; DAVY - -DAVY. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] There's :3 a dish >_> of ^-^ weathew-coats uWu fow you. -SHALLOW. Davy! -DAVY. Your ^-^ wowship! I'll >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] -OwO A ^w^ cup >_> of winye, sir? -SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] - -OwO A ^w^ cup >_> of xDD winye that's ^w^ bwisk ÚwÚ and fine, -And dwink x3 unto OwO the :33 weman mine; -And :3 a >_> mewwy OwO heawt ;;w;; wives long-a. - -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Weww said, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Siwence. -SIWENCE. An ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be uWu mewwy, :3 nyow comes in OwO the ^w^ sweet o' th' ^-^ nyight. -OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and wong life ^-^ to you, ^-^ Mastew :33 Siwence! -SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] - -;;w;; Fiww OwO the ^.^ cup, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it xDD come, -I'll ;;w;; pwedge you :3 a UwU miwe ^-^ to th' >_> bottom. - -SHALLOW. Honyest Bardolph, ^.^ wewcome; ^-^ if :3 thou :33 want'st ^w^ anything ÚwÚ and -xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot ^-^ caww, OwO beshwew >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. Wewcome, my wittwe uWu tiny ^w^ thief -ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome >_< indeed ^w^ too. I'll dwink ^-^ to ^-^ Mastew Bardolph, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww -OwO the cabileros about Wondon. -DAVY. I >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see UwU Wondon UwU once ewe I ^-^ die. -:33 BAWDOWPH. An I UwU might UwU see you there, Davy! -SHALLOW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, :3 you'W >_< cwack :3 a quart xDD togethew- ^-^ ha! uWu wiww you -;;w;; nyot, ^-^ Mastew Bardolph? -:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a xDD pottwe-pot. -SHALLOW. By God's wiggens, I :3 thank thee. The ^.^ knyave uWu wiww ÚwÚ stick uWu by -^.^ thee, I can assuwe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; that. 'A uWu wiww ^.^ nyot out, 'a; 'tis OwO twue ->_> bwed. -:33 BAWDOWPH. And I'll ÚwÚ stick uWu by ^w^ him, sir. -SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Why, there xDD spoke :3 a xDD king. >_> Wack OwO nyothing; >w< be ^-^ mewwy. ->w< [Onye :3 knyocks at ;;w;; doow] Wook :33 who's at xDD doow there, UwU ho! OwO Who knocks? -Exit ;;w;; DAVY -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu [To SILENCE, ^-^ who >_> has dwunk :3 a bumpew] ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow you ^.^ have -x3 donye me >_> wight. -SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] - -Do me >_< wight, -And dub me uWu knyight. -;;w;; Samingo. - -:3 Is't ^.^ nyot so? -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ so. -SIWENCE. :3 Is't so? UwU Why then, uWu say OwO an ^.^ owd man can ^-^ do somewhat. - -;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; DAVY - -DAVY. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw wowship, :33 thewe's ^-^ onye Pistol come ^-^ fwom OwO the -couwt with news. -OwO FAWSTAFF. From OwO the couwt? >_> Wet him come in. - -x3 Entew PISTOW - -OwO How nyow, Pistol? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Sir :33 John, :3 God :33 save xDD you! -OwO FAWSTAFF. What ^.^ wind blew you hithew, Pistol? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Nyot OwO the i-iww ^.^ wind ;;w;; which uWu bwows nyo man ^-^ to :33 good. ^.^ Sweet :3 knyight, -:3 thou art :3 nyow ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest x3 men in :3 this realm. -SIWENCE. ^w^ By'w >w< wady, I ÚwÚ think UwU 'a ^.^ be, uWu but goodman :33 Puff >_> of >_> Bawson. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Puff! -:33 Puff in >w< thy x3 teeth, UwU most ^.^ wecweant cowawd ^-^ base! -Sir :33 John, I x3 am >w< thy Pistol ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO fwiend, -And helter-skelter ^.^ have I rode ^-^ to thee; -And >_< tidings ^-^ do I ^.^ bwing, ÚwÚ and wucky ;;w;; joys, -And gowden times, ÚwÚ and x3 happy UwU nyews >_> of ^.^ pwice. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I pray ÚwÚ thee nyow, x3 dewivew them >_< wike :3 a man >_> of :3 this world. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO A >_> foutwa uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and >_> wowwdwings ^-^ base! -I speak >_> of Afwica ÚwÚ and gowden >w< joys. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 O base Assywian :3 knyight, what :3 is >w< thy x3 nyews? ->_> Wet UwU King ÚwÚ Cophetua xDD knyow OwO the >w< twuth UwU theweof. -SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] And uWu Wobin >_> Hood, xDD Scawwet, ÚwÚ and John. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :33 Shaww dunghill cuws confront OwO the :33 Hewicons? -And uWu shaww good UwU nyews >w< be :3 baffwed? ->_> Then, :33 Pistow, uWu way >w< thy head in ^w^ Fuwies' lap. -SHALLOW. Honyest ;;w;; gentweman, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> youw breeding. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then, >_> wament thewefowe. -SHALLOW. >w< Give me pawdon, sir. ^.^ If, ;;w;; siw, you come with UwU nyews ^-^ fwom OwO the -couwt, I UwU take ^.^ it :33 thewe's uWu but two ways- ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to xDD uttew them ^w^ ow -conceal ^.^ them. I OwO am, ;;w;; siw, uWu undew OwO the ;;w;; King, in >w< some authowity. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Undew ;;w;; which ^-^ king, ;;w;; Bezonyian? xDD Speak, ^w^ ow ^-^ die. -SHALLOW. ^.^ Undew UwU King Harry. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Hawwy OwO the Fouwth- ^w^ ow Fifth? -SHALLOW. Hawwy OwO the Fouwth. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO A >_> foutwa uWu fow UwU thinye office! -Sir :33 John, >w< thy >w< tendew lambkin :3 nyow :3 is x3 King; -Hawwy OwO the ÚwÚ Fifth's OwO the xDD man. I speak OwO the :33 twuth. -When Pistol :3 wies, ^-^ do ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and fig uWu me, >_< wike -The ^.^ bwagging :33 Spanyiawd. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> What, :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd ;;w;; king ;;w;; dead? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As nail in ^w^ doow. The >w< things I speak awe :3 just. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Away, ^.^ Bawdowph! saddle my ÚwÚ howse. ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, -OwO choose what >w< office :3 thou xDD wiwt in OwO the wand, 'tis >w< thinye. :33 Pistow, I -uWu wiww >_< doubwe-chawge ÚwÚ thee with dignities. -:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 O >_< joyfuw xDD day! -I would ^.^ nyot UwU take :3 a knyighthood uWu fow my xDD fowtunye. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> What, I ^-^ do bwing good x3 nyews? -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Cawwy ^-^ Mastew Siwence ^-^ to bed. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, my Wowd -Shawwow, >w< be what :3 thou ;;w;; wiwt- I x3 am Fowtunye's ^w^ stewawd. UwU Get uWu on >w< thy -UwU boots; ^w^ we'ww ride >w< aww ^-^ nyight. :3 O ^w^ sweet UwU Pistow! Away, ^.^ Bawdowph! -xDD [Exit x3 BAWDOWPH] ^w^ Come, :33 Pistow, xDD uttew ^-^ mowe ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and withaw -devise xDD something ^-^ to ^-^ do thyself :33 good. x3 Boot, xDD boot, ^-^ Mastew >_> Shawwow! -I xDD knyow OwO the x3 young UwU King :3 is uWu sick uWu fow >_> me. >_> Wet OwO us UwU take ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's -ÚwÚ howses: OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of ^.^ Engwand awe at my UwU commandment. Blessed awe -uWu they UwU that ^.^ have >_< been my fwiends; ÚwÚ and >_> woe ^-^ to my Wowd :3 Chief Justice! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet ^-^ vuwtuwes :3 viwe ÚwÚ seize uWu on his >_< wungs ÚwÚ awso! -:33 'Whewe :3 is OwO the life UwU that ^.^ wate I wed?' uWu say they. -ÚwÚ Why, here ^.^ it >_> is; ^-^ wewcome ^.^ these >_> pweasant x3 days! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew xDD BEADWES, dwagging in ^-^ HOSTESS :33 QUICKWY ÚwÚ and :3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET - -HOSTESS. No, :3 thou :33 awwant knave; I would ^-^ to :3 God UwU that I UwU might x3 die, -UwU that I UwU might ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >_> hang'd. Thou x3 hast :33 dwawn my shouwdew >_< out >_> of -:3 joint. -OwO FIWST BEADWE. The x3 constabwes ^.^ have UwU dewivewed xDD hew xDD uvw ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -uWu shaww ^.^ have whipping-cheer enyough, I ;;w;; wawwant :3 hew. Thewe ;;w;; hath >_< been -:3 a man ^w^ ow two lately xDD kiww'd about :3 hew. -xDD DOWW. ÚwÚ Nyut-hook, ÚwÚ nyut-hook, you ^-^ wie. Come OwO on; I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what, -:3 thou :33 damn'd :3 twipe-visag'd wascaw, OwO an OwO the >w< chiwd I :3 nyow >w< go with ^-^ do -miscarry, :3 thou ^w^ wewt better :3 thou xDD hadst struck >w< thy mothew, :3 thou -paper-fac'd :3 viwwain. -HOSTESS. :3 O OwO the :3 Wowd, UwU that Sir uWu John ;;w;; wewe x3 come! ÚwÚ He would ^-^ make :3 this :3 a -bwoody :3 day ^-^ to somebody. But I pray :3 God OwO the fwuit >_> of xDD hew >_> womb ->_< miscawwy! -OwO FIWST BEADWE. >w< If ^.^ it uWu do, you uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of ^-^ cushions ÚwÚ again; -you ^.^ have uWu but eleven OwO nyow. ^w^ Come, I chawge you uWu both >w< go with me; uWu fow -OwO the man :3 is UwU dead UwU that you ÚwÚ and Pistol beat ÚwÚ amongst you. -xDD DOWW. I'll tell you what, you xDD thin man in :3 a OwO censew, I uWu wiww ^.^ have you -as soundwy ^-^ swing'd uWu fow this- you bwue-bottwe wogue, you fiwthy -famish'd :3 cowwectionyew, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot swing'd, I'll forswear -half-kirtles. -OwO FIWST BEADWE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^.^ she uWu knyight-ewwant, come. -HOSTESS. :3 O God, UwU that ^.^ wight shouwd ;;w;; thus overcome :3 might! -Weww, >_> of sufferance comes OwO ease. -xDD DOWW. ^w^ Come, you wogue, x3 come; bwing me ^-^ to :3 a :33 justice. -HOSTESS. >w< Ay, xDD come, you >w< stawv'd OwO bwoodhound. -xDD DOWW. Goodman >_< death, goodman ^.^ bonyes! -HOSTESS. Thou atomy, thou! -xDD DOWW. ^w^ Come, you xDD thin :3 thing! xDD come, you wascaw! -OwO FIWST BEADWE. Very :33 weww. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -Westminstew. Near OwO the >w< Abbey - -x3 Entew >_> GWOOMS, stwewing wushes - -OwO FIWST GWOOM. Mowe x3 wushes, ^-^ mowe rushes! -x3 SECOND GWOOM. The OwO twumpets ^.^ have ÚwÚ sounded twice. -uWu THIWD GWOOM. 'Twiww >w< be two o'cwock ewe uWu they come ^-^ fwom OwO the -coronation. ^.^ Dispatch, UwU dispatch. >_< Exeunt - -^-^ Twumpets ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his x3 twain xDD pass -xDD uvw OwO the stage. :33 Aftew them ÚwÚ entew FALSTAFF, >_> SHAWWOW, -:33 PISTOW, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; page - -OwO FAWSTAFF. Stand here uWu by uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt Shallow; I uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the -UwU King ^-^ do you >_< gwace. I uWu wiww ^.^ weew x3 upon ^w^ him, as UwU 'a comes ^.^ by; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do -uWu but mark OwO the countenance UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give >_> me. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 God bless >w< thy lungs, good :3 knyight! -OwO FAWSTAFF. Come ;;w;; hewe, Pistow; ^.^ stand >_> behind >_> me. uWu [To ÚwÚ SHAWWOW] :33 O, ^-^ if -I xDD had xDD had ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 made OwO nyew x3 wivewies, I would ^.^ have bestowed OwO the -^w^ thousand :3 pound I OwO bowwowed >_> of you. But 'tis nyo matter; :3 this UwU poow -show doth bettew; :3 this doth >_> infew OwO the x3 zeaw I xDD had ^-^ to UwU see >_> him. -SHALLOW. ^w^ It doth ÚwÚ so. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ It >w< shows my ;;w;; eawnyestnyess >_> of affection- -SHALLOW. ^w^ It doth ÚwÚ so. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My ;;w;; devotion- -SHALLOW. ^w^ It :33 doth, ^.^ it :33 doth, ^.^ it uWu doth. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As ^.^ it OwO wewe, ^-^ to ride :3 day ÚwÚ and >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 dewibewate, -^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 wemembew, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< patience ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift :3 me- -SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is best, >w< cewtain. -OwO FAWSTAFF. But ^-^ to ^.^ stand stained with ^w^ twavew, ÚwÚ and >_> sweating with -desiwe ^-^ to UwU see him; >w< thinking >_> of nyothing ewse, OwO putting >w< aww affairs -ewse in oblivion, as ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe nyothing ewse ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye uWu but ^-^ to -UwU see >_> him. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ 'Tis x3 'sempew idem' uWu fow ;;w;; 'obsque hoc :33 nyihiw est.' ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww in -every pawt. -SHALLOW. ^.^ 'Tis so, :3 indeed. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU My :3 knyight, I uWu wiww >w< infwame >w< thy x3 nyobwe liver -And ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee xDD wage. -x3 Thy Doww, ÚwÚ and Hewen >_> of >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^-^ thoughts, -^-^ Is in base OwO duwance ÚwÚ and xDD contagious prison; ->_> Haw'd thithew -By UwU most mechanyicaw ÚwÚ and :3 diwty hand. -Rouse OwO up wevenge ^-^ fwom x3 ebon ÚwÚ den with feww xDD Awecto's snake, ->_< Fow x3 Doww :3 is in. Pistol ^-^ speaks UwU nyought uWu but :33 twuth. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu wiww x3 dewivew :3 hew. -^w^ [Shouts,within, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO twumpets :3 sound] -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Thewe xDD woaw'd OwO the >_< sea, ÚwÚ and trumpet-clangor sounds. - -x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE -UwU among them - -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 God :33 save >w< thy Gwace, UwU King Hal; my :33 woyaw Hal! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. The uWu heavens ÚwÚ thee guawd ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep, UwU most :33 woyaw UwU imp >_> of ^-^ fame! -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 God :33 save ^.^ thee, my ^w^ sweet :33 boy! -^w^ KING. UwU My Wowd :3 Chief UwU Justice, speak ^-^ to UwU that vain xDD man. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_< Have you >_> youw wits? xDD Knyow you what 'tis you speak? -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My king! my Juv! I speak ^-^ to ^.^ thee, my >_< heawt! -^w^ KING. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ owd xDD man. UwU Faww ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ pwayews. -OwO How i-iww >_> white ^w^ haiws ÚwÚ become :3 a OwO foow ÚwÚ and jester! -I ^.^ have wong dreamt >_> of such :3 a >w< kind >_> of man, -^w^ So suwfeit-sweww'd, OwO so >_> owd, ÚwÚ and OwO so profane; -But being ÚwÚ awak'd, I ^-^ do :3 despise my ^-^ dweam. -UwU Make less >w< thy ÚwÚ body hence, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe >w< thy ÚwÚ gwace; -Weave ^.^ gowmandizing; xDD knyow OwO the grave doth gape ->_< Fow ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ thwice >_< widew than uWu fow uWu othew >w< men- -^w^ Wepwy ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me with :3 a ^.^ foow-bown x3 jest; -Presume ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am OwO the xDD thing I OwO was, ->_< Fow :3 God doth >w< knyow, OwO so uWu shaww OwO the x3 wowwd perceive, -:33 That I ^.^ have tuwn'd away my fowmew :3 sewf; -^w^ So uWu wiww I x3 those UwU that ^-^ kept me :33 company. -When :3 thou OwO dost hear I x3 am as I ^.^ have :3 been, -:33 Appwoach uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be as :3 thou ^w^ wast, -The OwO tutow ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 feedew >_> of my wiots. -;;w;; Tiww then I ^w^ banyish ^.^ thee, uWu on pain >_> of >_< death, -UwU As I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the west >_> of my ^-^ misweadews, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to come ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw person uWu by >w< ten ^w^ miwe. ->_< Fow competence >_> of life I uWu wiww awwow you, -:33 That wack >_> of :3 means enforce you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu eviws; -And, as ^-^ we hear you ^-^ do reform yourselves, -We wiww, >w< accowding ^-^ to >_> youw xDD stwengths ÚwÚ and qualities, ->w< Give you :3 advancement. Be ^.^ it >_> youw chawge, my lord, -ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD pewfowm'd OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ Set x3 on. >_< Exeunt OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his x3 twain -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, I owe you :3 a ^w^ thousand pounds. -SHALLOW. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, Sir x3 John; ;;w;; which I uWu beseech you ^-^ to let me ^.^ have -UwU home with >_> me. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 That can hardly ^.^ be, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. Do ^.^ nyot you >w< gwieve at -^.^ this; I uWu shaww >w< be x3 sent uWu fow in pwivate ^-^ to >_> him. Wook you, ^.^ he >w< must -ÚwÚ seem ;;w;; thus ^-^ to OwO the world. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< advancements; I uWu wiww >w< be OwO the -man ÚwÚ yet UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make you ÚwÚ gweat. -SHALLOW. I cannyot pewceive ;;w;; how, unwess you ^w^ give me >_> youw doublet, -ÚwÚ and stuff me >_< out with :33 stwaw. I uWu beseech you, good Sir :33 John, let me -^.^ have five ^-^ hundwed >_> of my UwU thousand. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww >w< be as good as my :33 wowd. :3 This UwU that you heard -ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a cowouw. -SHALLOW. OwO A >w< cowouw UwU that I ;;w;; feaw you uWu wiww die ÚwÚ in, Sir John. -OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Feaw nyo ^.^ cowouws; >w< go with me ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. ^w^ Come, :3 Wieutenyant -Pistow; xDD come, uWu Bawdowph. I uWu shaww >w< be x3 sent uWu fow >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. - -;;w;; We-entew PRINCE ÚwÚ JOHN, OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF >_< JUSTICE, -with >_< officews - -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Go, carry Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff ^-^ to OwO the Fweet; -;;w;; Take >w< aww his >_> company ÚwÚ awong with >_> him. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, my wowd- -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I cannyot :3 nyow speak. I uWu wiww hear you UwU soon. -;;w;; Take them >_> away. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_< Si :3 fowtunya me UwU towmenta, ;;w;; spewo me UwU contenta. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but PRINCE >w< JOHN ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE -PRINCE :3 JOHN. I >_< wike :3 this fair proceeding >_> of OwO the King's. -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ intent his :3 wonted followers -:33 Shaww >w< aww >w< be vewy ;;w;; weww provided UwU fow; -But >w< aww awe banish'd ÚwÚ tiww theiw conversations -xDD Appeaw ^-^ mowe xDD wise ÚwÚ and modest ^-^ to OwO the world. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. And OwO so uWu they >_> awe. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. The UwU King ;;w;; hath xDD caww'd his uWu pawwiament, my :33 wowd. -UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ÚwÚ He >_> hath. -PRINCE :3 JOHN. I uWu wiww uWu way >_> odds UwU that, ewe :3 this yeaw UwU expiwe, -We bear ^-^ ouw civil >_> swowds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyative x3 fiwe -UwU As :3 faw as OwO Fwance. I heard :3 a biwd OwO so sing, -uWu Whose OwO music, ^-^ to my ^-^ thinking, pleas'd OwO the King. -^w^ Come, uWu wiww you :33 hence? >_< Exeunt - -EPILOGUE -OwO EPIWOGUE. - ->w< Fiwst my feaw, then my cuwtsy, last my xDD speech. UwU My feaw, :3 is >_> youw -displeasure; my cuwtsy, my xDD duty; ÚwÚ and my speech, ^-^ to UwU beg >_> youw pawdons. ->w< If you ÚwÚ wook uWu fow :3 a good OwO speech nyow, you ;;w;; undo me; uWu fow what I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say -:3 is >_> of >_< minye >_> own UwU making; ÚwÚ and what, :3 indeed, I shouwd uWu say wiww, I UwU doubt, -^w^ pwuv >_< minye >_> own marring. But ^-^ to OwO the >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ to OwO the x3 ventuwe. -Be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you, as ^.^ it :3 is vewy well, I ÚwÚ was lately here in OwO the ^-^ end ->_> of :3 a ^-^ dispweasing play, ^-^ to pray >_> youw >_< patience uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^-^ to pwomise you -:3 a ^w^ bettew. I >w< meant, :3 indeed, ^-^ to pay you with ^.^ this; ;;w;; which ^-^ if >_< wike OwO an -i-iww venture ^.^ it come unwuckiwy home, I bweak, ÚwÚ and you, my gentwe -cweditows, lose. ;;w;; Hewe I OwO pwomis'd you I would ^.^ be, ÚwÚ and here I commit -my ÚwÚ body ^-^ to >_> youw :33 mewcies. :3 Bate me some, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww pay you some, :3 and, -as UwU most debtors uWu do, pwomise you ^-^ infinyitewy; ÚwÚ and OwO so I knyeew ;;w;; down before -:3 you- ;;w;; but, :3 indeed, ^-^ to pray uWu fow OwO the Queen. ->w< If my :33 tongue cannyot entweat you ^-^ to x3 acquit uWu me, uWu wiww you xDD command me ^-^ to -;;w;; use my wegs? And ÚwÚ yet UwU that ;;w;; wewe uWu but ^.^ wight ;;w;; payment-to ^-^ dance >_< out >_> of ->_> youw UwU debt. But :3 a good ;;w;; conscience uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ any possibwe -satisfaction, ÚwÚ and OwO so would :3 I. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^.^ gentwewomen here ^.^ have :3 fowgiven ->_> me. >w< If OwO the gentlemen uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, then OwO the gentlemen ^-^ do ^.^ nyot agree with -OwO the ^-^ gentwewomen, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was never uWu seen before in such OwO an ;;w;; assembwy. ->_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, I uWu beseech you. >w< If you >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too >w< much :33 cwoy'd with UwU fat -^.^ meat, ^-^ ouw humbwe >_< authow uWu wiww continue OwO the xDD stowy, with Sir uWu John in -it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you >_> mewwy with fair ;;w;; Kathewinye >_> of xDD Fwance; where, uWu fow -^w^ anything I >w< knyow, :3 Fawstaff uWu shaww die >_> of :3 a UwU sweat, unwess already UwU 'a >w< be ->_< kiwwed with >_> youw ^-^ hawd ;;w;; opinyions; uWu fow >_> Owdcastwe ;;w;; died :3 a :3 mawtyw ÚwÚ and :3 this -:3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD man. UwU My :33 tongue :3 is :3 weawy; when my >w< wegs awe UwU too, I uWu wiww ;;w;; bid -you good ^-^ nyight. - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - ->_< 1599 - -OwO THE LIFE >_< OF KING :33 HENWY OwO THE xDD FIFTH - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE +xDD And OwO evew ^-^ among UwU so merrily. + +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Thewe's :3 a ^.^ mewwy :33 heawt! ^-^ Good >_< Mastew uWu Siwence, I'll UwU give xDD you +:3 a ^.^ heawth fow :3 that x3 anyon. +x3 SHAWWOW. Give >_< Mastew Bardolph x3 some wine, OwO Davy. +>_> DAVY. ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ siw, ^.^ sit; I'll be with xDD you anon; UwU most x3 sweet ^w^ siw, >_< sit. +>_< Mastew >_> Page, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew >_> Page, >_< sit. Proface! >_> What xDD you ^.^ want uWu in +meat, we'll uWu have uWu in ^-^ dwink. OwO But xDD you ^w^ must bear; x3 the heart's all. +uWu Exit +x3 SHAWWOW. ^w^ Be >_> mewwy, >_< Mastew Bardolph; x3 and, x3 my xDD wittwe soldier thewe, +be x3 mewwy. +^.^ SIWENCE. [Singing] + +^w^ Be >_> mewwy, be >_> mewwy, x3 my >w< wife >_> has aww; +For x3 women OwO awe shwews, both showt ÚwÚ and >_< taww; +'Tis ^.^ mewwy uWu in ^-^ haww when beards wag an; +xDD And wewcome ^.^ mewwy Shwuv-tide. +^w^ Be >_> mewwy, be x3 mewwy. + +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I uWu did nyot think >_< Mastew Siwence xDD had :33 been :3 a x3 man of ÚwÚ this +mettle. +^.^ SIWENCE. UwU Who, >_< I? UwU I uWu have :33 been ^.^ mewwy twice ÚwÚ and >_> once ere now. + +^.^ We-entew >_< DAVY + +>_> DAVY. :33 [To ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] >_> Thewe's :3 a ^w^ dish of ^-^ weathew-coats fow OwO you. +x3 SHAWWOW. ÚwÚ Davy! +>_> DAVY. uWu Youw wowship! I'll be with xDD you stwaight. :33 [To ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] +^-^ A >w< cup of wine, UwU siw? +^.^ SIWENCE. [Singing] + +^-^ A >w< cup of winye ^w^ that's bwisk ÚwÚ and uWu finye, +xDD And ÚwÚ dwink >w< unto x3 the ^-^ weman minye; +xDD And :3 a ^.^ mewwy >_< heawt ;;w;; wives >_> wong-a. + +>_> FAWSTAFF. Weww said, >_< Mastew Siwence. +^.^ SIWENCE. ^-^ An ^.^ we UwU shaww be >_> mewwy, nyow x3 comes uWu in x3 the x3 sweet ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO nyight. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Heawth ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong >w< wife to UwU you, >_< Mastew Silence! +^.^ SIWENCE. [Singing] + +Fiww x3 the cup, ÚwÚ and wet >w< it come, +I'll >_< pwedge xDD you :3 a miwe to x3 th' :33 bottom. + +x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Honyest xDD Bawdowph, wewcome; >_> if xDD thou :33 want'st ;;w;; anything ÚwÚ and +wiwt nyot >_> caww, :3 beshwew >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. Welcome, x3 my xDD wittwe >w< tiny UwU thief +ÚwÚ and wewcome ÚwÚ indeed UwU too. I'll ÚwÚ dwink to >_< Mastew xDD Bawdowph, ÚwÚ and to aww +x3 the ;;w;; cabiwewos about OwO Wondon. +>_> DAVY. UwU I UwU hope to >_> see ;;w;; Wondon >_> once ere UwU I die. +BARDOLPH. ^-^ An UwU I ^w^ might >_> see xDD you thewe, ÚwÚ Davy! +x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, ;;w;; you'W UwU cwack :3 a quawt together- :33 ha! xDD wiww xDD you +>_> nyot, >_< Mastew Bawdowph? +BARDOLPH. Yea, ^w^ siw, uWu in :3 a ^.^ pottwe-pot. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By >_> God's ;;w;; wiggens, UwU I >_> thank thee. uWu The x3 knyave xDD wiww OwO stick ^.^ by +ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ^.^ can :33 assuwe uWu thee x3 that. >_> 'A xDD wiww nyot ^.^ out, uWu 'a; UwU 'tis true +bred. +BARDOLPH. xDD And I'll OwO stick ^.^ by :3 him, sir. +x3 SHAWWOW. Why, there ^-^ spoke :3 a king. ;;w;; Wack uWu nyothing; be x3 mewwy. +>_> [Onye ÚwÚ knyocks uWu at ^w^ doow] Wook OwO who's uWu at doow thewe, ho! Who knocks? +uWu Exit >_< DAVY +>_> FAWSTAFF. :33 [To x3 SIWENCE, who >_> has UwU dwunk :3 a ÚwÚ bumpew] Why, nyow xDD you uWu have +donye ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wight. +^.^ SIWENCE. [Singing] + +Do ;;w;; me wight, +xDD And ^.^ dub ;;w;; me knyight. +Samingo. + +^-^ Is't nyot so? +>_> FAWSTAFF. 'Tis :3 so. +^.^ SIWENCE. ^-^ Is't so? Why >w< then, >_> say >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man ^.^ can UwU do ^.^ somewhat. + +^.^ We-entew >_< DAVY + +>_> DAVY. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw worship, there's one Pistow come from x3 the +court with ;;w;; nyews. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Fwom x3 the ^w^ couwt? Let ^.^ him come ^.^ in. + +Entew PISTOW + +How now, :33 Pistow? +PISTOL. Sir John, ^w^ God :3 save you! +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What wind bwew xDD you hithew, :33 Pistow? +PISTOL. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 the :33 iww wind which ^w^ bwows nyo x3 man to UwU good. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU knyight, +xDD thou awt nyow one of x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ;;w;; men uWu in ÚwÚ this weawm. +^.^ SIWENCE. xDD By'w UwU wady, UwU I think xDD 'a be, >_> but ^.^ goodman Puff of :33 Bawson. +PISTOL. ^.^ Puff! +Puff uWu in >w< thy teeth, UwU most xDD wecweant x3 cowawd ;;w;; base! +Sir John, UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy Pistow ÚwÚ and >w< thy fwiend, +xDD And helter-skelter uWu have UwU I rode to ÚwÚ thee; +xDD And UwU tidings UwU do UwU I bring, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wucky joys, +xDD And golden xDD times, ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy nyews of price. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I pray uWu thee now, ÚwÚ dewivew them ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man of ÚwÚ this wowwd. +PISTOL. ^-^ A UwU foutwa fow x3 the wowwd ÚwÚ and OwO wowwdwings ;;w;; base! +UwU I speak of ^w^ Afwica ÚwÚ and golden joys. +>_> FAWSTAFF. x3 O UwU base :33 Assywian UwU knyight, >_> what >_> is >w< thy nyews? +Let ^w^ King ^.^ Cophetua ^.^ knyow x3 the uWu twuth >_> theweof. +^.^ SIWENCE. [Singing] xDD And Wobin Hood, ;;w;; Scawwet, ÚwÚ and OwO John. +PISTOL. Shall *teleports behind you* dunghiww x3 cuws ^-^ confwont x3 the Hewicons? +xDD And UwU shaww ÚwÚ good nyews be ^w^ baffwed? +Then, ^.^ Pistow, uWu way >w< thy >_> head uWu in ^-^ Fuwies' :3 wap. +x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Honyest gentweman, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 youw UwU bweeding. +PISTOL. Why, >w< then, wament ^w^ thewefowe. +x3 SHAWWOW. Give ;;w;; me pardon, sir. If, ^w^ siw, xDD you come with nyews from x3 the +xDD couwt, UwU I OwO take >w< it there's >_> but >w< two uWu ways- xDD eithew to :33 uttew them ow +:33 conceaw OwO them. UwU I am, ^w^ siw, :33 undew x3 the OwO King, uWu in x3 some authowity. +PISTOL. ;;w;; Undew which OwO king, >_> Bezonyian? ÚwÚ Speak, ow die. +x3 SHAWWOW. ;;w;; Undew ^w^ King :33 Hawwy. +PISTOL. ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the Fourth- ow ÚwÚ Fifth? +x3 SHAWWOW. ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the Fourth. +PISTOL. ^-^ A UwU foutwa fow ^.^ thinye :3 office! +Sir John, >w< thy xDD tendew >w< wambkin nyow >_> is uWu King; +ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the Fifth's x3 the man. UwU I speak x3 the truth. +x3 When Pistow lies, UwU do >_< this; ÚwÚ and fig uWu me, ^.^ wike +uWu The ^.^ bwagging :33 Spanyiawd. +>_> FAWSTAFF. What, >_> is x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 king dead? +PISTOL. ;;w;; As nail uWu in UwU doow. uWu The ^.^ things UwU I speak OwO awe ;;w;; just. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :33 Away, Bawdowph! ^w^ saddwe x3 my horse. >_< Mastew Robert Shallow, +choose >_> what ^.^ office xDD thou wiwt uWu in x3 the land, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ thinye. ^.^ Pistow, UwU I +xDD wiww double-charge uWu thee with ;;w;; dignyities. +BARDOLPH. x3 O >w< joyfuw ^.^ day! +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take :3 a knyighthood fow x3 my xDD fowtunye. +PISTOL. What, UwU I UwU do ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ good nyews? +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Cawwy >_< Mastew Siwence to :3 bed. >_< Mastew Shallow, x3 my Lord +Shallow, be >_> what xDD thou :3 wiwt- UwU I ^w^ am Fowtunye's steward. >_< Get on >w< thy +boots; we'll uWu wide aww OwO nyight. x3 O x3 sweet >w< Pistow! :33 Away, Bawdowph! +;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] ^.^ Come, ^.^ Pistow, :33 uttew ^.^ mowe to OwO me; ÚwÚ and withal +>w< devise ^-^ something to UwU do >w< thysewf UwU good. ÚwÚ Boot, UwU boot, >_< Mastew Shawwow! +UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD young ^w^ King >_> is >w< sick fow x3 me. Let >_> us OwO take xDD any :33 man's +horses: x3 the UwU waws of England OwO awe uWu at x3 my :33 commandment. Bwessed OwO awe +;;w;; they :3 that uWu have :33 been x3 my >_< fwiends; ÚwÚ and woe to x3 my Lord :33 Chief xDD Justice! +PISTOL. Let xDD vuwtuwes ^-^ viwe x3 seize on :33 his >w< wungs awso! +'Whewe >_> is x3 the >w< wife :3 that wate UwU I led?' >_> say OwO they. +Why, OwO hewe >w< it is; wewcome these >_> pweasant :33 days! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew BEADLES, dwagging uWu in >_< HOSTESS QUICKLY ÚwÚ and :3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET + +HOSTESS. :3 Nyo, xDD thou uWu awwant knave; UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God :3 that UwU I ^w^ might >_> die, +:3 that UwU I ^w^ might uWu have uWu thee xDD hang'd. ^.^ Thou x3 hast drawn x3 my shoulder x3 out of +;;w;; joint. +uWu FIWST BEADLE. uWu The ^w^ constabwes uWu have ^-^ dewivewed her uvw to OwO me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +UwU shaww uWu have :33 whipping-cheew UwU enyough, UwU I :33 wawwant her. >_> Thewe hath :33 been +:3 a x3 man ow >w< two :3 watewy kill'd about her. +DOLL. ÚwÚ Nyut-hook, ^w^ nyut-hook, xDD you xDD wie. :3 Come xDD on; I'll tell uWu thee x3 what, +xDD thou damn'd x3 twipe-visag'd ^.^ wascaw, >w< an x3 the chiwd UwU I nyow OwO go with UwU do +uWu miscawwy, xDD thou OwO wewt xDD bettew xDD thou >w< hadst >w< stwuck >w< thy :33 mothew, xDD thou +:33 papew-fac'd villain. +HOSTESS. x3 O x3 the Wowd, :3 that Sir John :3 wewe >w< come! >w< He ^.^ wouwd >_< make ÚwÚ this :3 a +bwoody day to xDD somebody. OwO But UwU I pray ^w^ God x3 the ^w^ fwuit of her womb +:33 miscawwy! +uWu FIWST BEADLE. ;;w;; If >w< it UwU do, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have :3 a ^.^ dozen of xDD cushions again; +xDD you uWu have >_> but eleven now. ^.^ Come, UwU I :3 chawge xDD you both OwO go with OwO me; fow +x3 the x3 man >_> is >_< dead :3 that xDD you ÚwÚ and Pistow xDD beat amongst OwO you. +DOLL. I'll tell xDD you x3 what, xDD you >_< thin x3 man uWu in :3 a UwU censew, UwU I xDD wiww uWu have xDD you +>_< as uWu soundwy >_> swing'd fow OwO this- xDD you blue-bottle :33 wogue, xDD you :33 fiwthy +famish'd ^.^ cowwectionyew, >_> if xDD you be nyot swing'd, I'll >w< fowsweaw +hawf-kiwtwes. +uWu FIWST BEADLE. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you ^.^ she ;;w;; knyight-ewwant, x3 come. +HOSTESS. x3 O :33 God, :3 that >w< wight >_> shouwd OwO thus uWu uvwcome might! +xDD Weww, of sufferance x3 comes ^w^ ease. +DOLL. ^.^ Come, xDD you :33 wogue, >_< come; ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to :3 a justice. +HOSTESS. Ay, come, xDD you ^-^ stawv'd bloodhound. +DOLL. Goodman UwU death, ^.^ goodman ^.^ bonyes! +HOSTESS. ^.^ Thou atomy, ^w^ thou! +DOLL. ^.^ Come, xDD you >_< thin x3 thing! come, xDD you rascal! +uWu FIWST BEADLE. Very well. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +UwU Westminstew. Near x3 the uWu Abbey + +Entew GROOMS, ^-^ stwewing wushes + +uWu FIWST ^w^ GWOOM. uWu Mowe :3 wushes, ^.^ mowe OwO wushes! +^w^ SECOND ^w^ GWOOM. uWu The trumpets uWu have ÚwÚ sounded x3 twice. +^w^ THIWD ^w^ GWOOM. 'Twiww be >w< two UwU o'cwock ere ;;w;; they come from x3 the +x3 cowonyation. ÚwÚ Dispatch, dispatch. Exeunt + +Twumpets sound, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his twain pass +uvw x3 the stage. >w< Aftew them enter ^-^ FAWSTAFF, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, +x3 PISTOW, uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and page + +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Stand OwO hewe ^.^ by uWu me, >_< Mastew Robert >w< Shawwow; UwU I xDD wiww >_< make x3 the +^w^ King UwU do xDD you grace. UwU I xDD wiww x3 weew ;;w;; upon :3 him, >_< as xDD 'a x3 comes ;;w;; by; ÚwÚ and UwU do +>_> but mark x3 the >_< countenyance :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU give x3 me. +PISTOL. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess >w< thy ;;w;; wungs, ÚwÚ good uWu knyight! +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Come UwU hewe, :33 Pistow; stand x3 behind x3 me. :33 [To ^.^ SHAWWOW] >_< O, >_> if +UwU I xDD had xDD had to uWu have UwU made x3 nyew ^w^ wivewies, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu bestowed x3 the +thousand ;;w;; pound UwU I bowwowed of OwO you. OwO But UwU 'tis nyo mattew; ÚwÚ this poor +x3 show xDD doth uWu bettew; ÚwÚ this xDD doth infer x3 the ^.^ zeaw UwU I xDD had to >_> see ^.^ him. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It xDD doth :3 so. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ It >_< shows x3 my >_> eawnyestnyess of UwU affection- +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It xDD doth :3 so. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My >_< devotion- +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It :3 doth, >w< it :3 doth, >w< it UwU doth. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; As >w< it uWu wewe, to uWu wide day ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyight; ÚwÚ and nyot to uWu dewibewate, +nyot to UwU wemembew, nyot to uWu have uWu patience to OwO shift me- +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ best, cewtain. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO But to stand ^w^ stainyed with twavew, ÚwÚ and :3 sweating with +^.^ desiwe to >_> see him; uWu thinking of >_< nyothing else, ^.^ putting aww affairs +>_> ewse uWu in >_> obwivion, >_< as >_> if there :3 wewe >_< nyothing >_> ewse to be donye >_> but to +>_> see ^.^ him. +PISTOL. 'Tis 'semper x3 idem' fow 'obsque hoc nyihiw ^-^ est.' 'Tis aww uWu in +every part. +x3 SHAWWOW. 'Tis >_> so, indeed. +PISTOL. OwO My UwU knyight, UwU I xDD wiww uWu infwame >w< thy x3 nyobwe wivew +xDD And >_< make uWu thee x3 wage. +x3 Thy Doww, ÚwÚ and :33 Hewen of >w< thy x3 nyobwe thoughts, +Is uWu in UwU base OwO duwance ÚwÚ and ^-^ contagious prison; +Haw'd uWu thithew +^-^ By UwU most mechanyicaw ÚwÚ and dirty >w< hand. +ÚwÚ Wouse x3 up xDD wevenge from ebon den with UwU feww >_< Awecto's snake, +For OwO Doww >_> is ^.^ in. Pistow xDD speaks >_< nyought >_> but truth. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew her. +^-^ [Shouts,within, ÚwÚ and x3 the trumpets :3 sound] +PISTOL. >_> Thewe >w< woaw'd x3 the :33 sea, ÚwÚ and trumpet-clangor uWu sounds. + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his twain, x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE +^-^ among them + +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ God :3 save >w< thy >_> Gwace, ^w^ King Hal; x3 my royal :3 Haw! +PISTOL. uWu The heavens uWu thee xDD guawd ÚwÚ and uWu keep, UwU most royal ;;w;; imp of :33 fame! +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ God :3 save ÚwÚ thee, x3 my x3 sweet ^.^ boy! +>w< KING. OwO My Lord :33 Chief x3 Justice, speak to :3 that :33 vain man. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. :3 Have xDD you x3 youw wits? xDD Knyow xDD you >_> what UwU 'tis xDD you x3 speak? +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My x3 king! x3 my >_> Juv! UwU I speak to ÚwÚ thee, x3 my :33 heawt! +>w< KING. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee >_> nyot, ;;w;; owd man. Fall to >w< thy prayers. +How :33 iww ^-^ white >_< haiws :33 become :3 a >w< foow ÚwÚ and jester! +UwU I uWu have ^-^ wong dweamt of xDD such :3 a uWu kind of ^w^ man, +^w^ So suwfeit-sweww'd, UwU so :3 owd, ÚwÚ and UwU so profane; +OwO But ^.^ being uWu awak'd, UwU I UwU do >_> despise x3 my UwU dweam. +^-^ Make less >w< thy >w< body hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe >w< thy >w< gwace; +Weave OwO gowmandizing; ^.^ knyow x3 the :3 gwave xDD doth >_> gape +For uWu thee thrice wider than fow othew UwU men- +Reply nyot to ;;w;; me with :3 a foow-bown >_> jest; +>_< Pwesume nyot :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I UwU was, +For ^w^ God xDD doth knyow, UwU so UwU shaww x3 the wowwd ÚwÚ pewceive, +:33 That UwU I uWu have >_> tuwn'd OwO away x3 my xDD fowmew ÚwÚ sewf; +^w^ So xDD wiww UwU I UwU those :3 that :33 kept ;;w;; me UwU company. +x3 When xDD thou dost hear UwU I ^w^ am >_< as UwU I uWu have ^-^ been, +OwO Appwoach uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt be >_< as xDD thou OwO wast, +uWu The ;;w;; tutow ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; feedew of x3 my riots. +Tiww xDD then UwU I banyish ÚwÚ thee, on :33 pain of UwU death, +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have donye x3 the xDD west of x3 my misleaders, +ÚwÚ Nyot to come nyeaw UwU ouw ÚwÚ pewson ^.^ by ;;w;; ten OwO miwe. +For xDD competence of >w< wife UwU I xDD wiww UwU awwow UwU you, +:33 That ^.^ wack of means enforce xDD you nyot to evils; +^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ we hear xDD you UwU do wefowm ^w^ youwsewves, +We :33 wiww, accowding to x3 youw strengths ÚwÚ and qualities, +Give xDD you advancement. ^w^ Be >w< it x3 youw charge, x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; To >_> see pewfowm'd x3 the ;;w;; tenyouw of UwU ouw OwO wowd. +Set :3 on. Exeunt x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his twain +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew Shallow, UwU I >_> owe xDD you :3 a thousand ÚwÚ pounds. +x3 SHAWWOW. Yea, marry, Sir John; which UwU I :33 beseech xDD you to wet ;;w;; me uWu have +^.^ home with x3 me. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :33 That ^.^ can hardly be, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. Do nyot xDD you UwU gwieve uWu at +>_< this; UwU I UwU shaww be sent fow uWu in >_> pwivate to ^.^ him. Wook UwU you, ^.^ he ^w^ must +xDD seem OwO thus to x3 the wowwd. Fear nyot x3 youw advancements; UwU I xDD wiww be x3 the +x3 man yet :3 that UwU shaww >_< make xDD you ^.^ gweat. +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> pewceive how, ^w^ unwess xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw ÚwÚ doubwet, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ stuff ;;w;; me x3 out with stwaw. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ÚwÚ good Sir John, wet ;;w;; me +uWu have five :3 hundwed of x3 my ÚwÚ thousand. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww be >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as x3 my OwO wowd. This :3 that xDD you heard +UwU was >_> but :3 a :3 cowouw. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ A colour :3 that UwU I feaw xDD you xDD wiww ^-^ die x3 in, Sir OwO John. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Fear nyo OwO cowouws; OwO go with ;;w;; me to uWu dinnyew. ^.^ Come, Wieutenyant +:33 Pistow; come, ^.^ Bawdowph. UwU I UwU shaww be sent fow >w< soon uWu at OwO nyight. + +^.^ We-entew PWINCE ÚwÚ JOHN, x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE, +with ^w^ officews + +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. ^w^ Go, carry Sir John Falstaff to x3 the xDD Fweet; +^.^ Take aww :33 his >_< company :3 awong with ^.^ him. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my wowd- +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot nyow >_< speak. UwU I xDD wiww hear xDD you :33 soon. +^.^ Take them xDD away. +PISTOL. ^-^ Si xDD fowtunya ;;w;; me tormenta, ÚwÚ spewo ;;w;; me >w< contenta. +Exeunt aww >_> but PWINCE >_< JOHN ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE +PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this >w< faiw proceeding of x3 the ^.^ King's. +>w< He hath :3 intent :33 his uWu wonted ÚwÚ fowwowews +Shall aww be xDD vewy weww x3 pwovided ^w^ fow; +OwO But aww OwO awe banyish'd >w< tiww uWu theiw ÚwÚ convewsations +Appear ^.^ mowe uWu wise ÚwÚ and :3 modest to x3 the wowwd. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD And UwU so ;;w;; they x3 awe. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. uWu The ^w^ King hath ^w^ caww'd :33 his parliament, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >w< He ^w^ hath. +PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I xDD wiww uWu way ^w^ odds :3 that, ere ÚwÚ this xDD yeaw ;;w;; expiwe, +We UwU beaw UwU ouw ÚwÚ civiw :33 swowds ÚwÚ and OwO nyative fire +;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as Fwance. UwU I heard :3 a biwd UwU so ^w^ sing, +>_< Whose ^.^ music, to x3 my uWu thinking, pleas'd x3 the ;;w;; King. +^.^ Come, xDD wiww xDD you >_< hence? Exeunt + +:33 EPIWOGUE +EPILOGUE. + +First x3 my ;;w;; feaw, xDD then x3 my ^.^ cuwtsy, >w< wast x3 my :33 speech. OwO My ;;w;; feaw, >_> is x3 youw +displeasure; x3 my ^.^ cuwtsy, x3 my duty; ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; speech, to ÚwÚ beg x3 youw pawdons. +;;w;; If xDD you wook fow :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ speech now, xDD you undo OwO me; fow >_> what UwU I uWu have to >_> say +>_> is of >_< minye UwU own UwU making; ÚwÚ and x3 what, :33 indeed, UwU I >_> shouwd >_> say :33 wiww, UwU I doubt, +^-^ pwuv >_< minye UwU own mawwing. OwO But to x3 the xDD puwpose, ÚwÚ and UwU so to x3 the ventuwe. +^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to UwU you, >_< as >w< it >_> is xDD vewy weww, UwU I UwU was :3 watewy OwO hewe uWu in x3 the >w< end +of :3 a displeasing ^.^ pway, to pray x3 youw uWu patience fow >w< it ÚwÚ and to promise xDD you +:3 a ^-^ bettew. UwU I ^-^ meant, :33 indeed, to x3 pay xDD you with >_< this; which >_> if ^.^ wike >w< an +:33 iww venture >w< it come xDD unwuckiwy ^.^ home, UwU I break, ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 my ^-^ gentwe +^w^ cweditows, uWu wose. :3 Hewe UwU I pwomis'd xDD you UwU I ^.^ wouwd be, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe UwU I :3 commit +x3 my >w< body to x3 youw ÚwÚ mewcies. Bate ;;w;; me some, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww x3 pay xDD you some, x3 and, +>_< as UwU most >w< debtows UwU do, promise xDD you ;;w;; infinyitewy; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I ^w^ knyeew down >w< befowe +:3 you- but, :33 indeed, to pray fow x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. +;;w;; If x3 my >_> tongue ;;w;; cannyot entweat xDD you to xDD acquit uWu me, xDD wiww xDD you ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me to +use x3 my legs? xDD And yet :3 that :3 wewe >_> but >w< wight :33 payment-to UwU dance x3 out of +x3 youw debt. OwO But :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> conscience xDD wiww >_< make xDD any OwO possibwe +x3 satisfaction, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ wouwd ^.^ I. All x3 the gentlewomen OwO hewe uWu have :3 fowgiven +x3 me. ;;w;; If x3 the gentlemen xDD wiww >_> nyot, xDD then x3 the gentlemen UwU do nyot agree with +x3 the uWu gentwewomen, which UwU was >_< nyevew :3 seen >w< befowe uWu in xDD such >w< an ^w^ assembwy. +x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd >_> mowe, UwU I :33 beseech OwO you. ;;w;; If xDD you be nyot ^w^ too much ;;w;; cwoy'd with :33 fat +meat, UwU ouw humble ÚwÚ authow xDD wiww >w< continyue x3 the story, with Sir John uWu in +:33 it, ÚwÚ and >_< make xDD you ^.^ mewwy with >w< faiw >_> Kathewinye of Fwance; where, fow +;;w;; anything UwU I knyow, Falstaff UwU shaww ^-^ die of :3 a >_> sweat, ^w^ unwess xDD awweady xDD 'a be +^.^ kiwwed with x3 youw x3 hawd opinions; fow ^-^ Owdcastwe >w< died :3 a mawtyw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this +>_> is nyot x3 the man. OwO My >_> tongue >_> is >_> weawy; when x3 my UwU wegs OwO awe :3 too, UwU I xDD wiww bid +xDD you ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +^-^ 1599 + +^-^ THE uWu WIFE ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE x3 FIFTH + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE CHORUS -KING :33 HENWY OwO THE xDD FIFTH -DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, bwothew ^-^ to OwO the UwU King -DUKE >_< OF BEDFORD, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ EXETEW, Uncle ^-^ to OwO the UwU King -DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, cousin ^-^ to OwO the UwU King -^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY -^.^ EAWW >_< OF WESTMOWEWAND -^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK -ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY -:3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY - -^.^ EAWW >_< OF CAMBRIDGE, conspiwatow x3 against OwO the UwU King -LORD SCROOP, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS >w< GWEY, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS :33 EWPINGHAM, ^w^ officew in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy -UwU GOWEW, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -FLUELLEN, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -:3 MACMOWWIS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -^.^ JAMY, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " - -^-^ BATES, sowdiew in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy -^-^ COUWT, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -^w^ WIWWIAMS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -^-^ NYM, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -^w^ BAWDOWPH, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -:33 PISTOW, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " - -xDD BOY OwO A ÚwÚ HEWAWD - -CHAWWES OwO THE OwO SIXTH, UwU King >_> of Fwance -LEWIS, OwO the x3 Dauphin DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY -DUKE >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS DUKE >_< OF BRITAINE -DUKE >_< OF BOUWBON OwO THE >_< CONSTABWE >_< OF FRANCE -RAMBURES, xDD Fwench Wowd -uWu GWANDPWE, ^w^ " ^w^ " -xDD GOVEWNyOW >_< OF xDD HAWFWEUW :33 MONTJOY, :3 a xDD Fwench xDD hewawd -uWu AMBASSADOWS ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand - -ISABEL, Queen >_> of Fwance -ÚwÚ KATHEWINyE, daughter ^-^ to Charles ÚwÚ and Isabew -ALICE, :3 a wady :33 attending xDD hew -^-^ HOSTESS >_> of OwO the Boaw's Head, Eastcheap; fowmewwy Mrs. Quickly, :3 nyow -married ^-^ to Pistol - ->w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, x3 Attendants - - -SCENyE: -^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance - -^-^ PWOWOGUE +;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE x3 FIFTH +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ bwothew to x3 the ^w^ King +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 EXETEW, Uncle to x3 the ^w^ King +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, xDD cousin to x3 the ^w^ King +EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY +EARL ÚwÚ OF WESTMOWEWAND +EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK +ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY +xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF EWY + +EARL ÚwÚ OF UwU CAMBWIDGE, conspirator OwO against x3 the ^w^ King +>w< WOWD >_> SCWOOP, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS x3 GWEY, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS ^w^ EWPINGHAM, officer uWu in x3 the >_< King's ^.^ awmy +x3 GOWEW, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +:3 FWUEWWEN, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +MACMOWWIS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +:3 JAMY, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " + +BATES, soldier uWu in x3 the >_< King's ^.^ awmy +x3 COUWT, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +WIWWIAMS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +^.^ NYM, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +uWu BAWDOWPH, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +x3 PISTOW, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " + +>_> BOY ^-^ A uWu HEWAWD + +CHAWWES ^-^ THE >_< SIXTH, ^w^ King of Fwance +:3 WEWIS, x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 BUWGUNDY +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^w^ OWWEANS ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^w^ BWITAINyE +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ BOUWBON ^-^ THE >_< CONSTABWE ÚwÚ OF FWANCE +WAMBUWES, OwO Fwench Lord +ÚwÚ GWANDPWE, :33 " :33 " +>w< GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ OF HARFLEUR ^w^ MONTJOY, :3 a OwO Fwench >_> hewawd +OwO AMBASSADOWS to x3 the ^w^ King of England + +ISABEW, xDD Queen of Fwance +KATHERINE, daughter to >_> Chawwes ÚwÚ and Isabel +ALICE, :3 a uWu wady :33 attending her +>_< HOSTESS of x3 the Boar's Head, ;;w;; Eastcheap; formerly x3 Mws. Quickly, nyow +mawwied to Pistow + +;;w;; Wowds, Ladies, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, Messengews, ^-^ Attendants + + +SCENE: +England ÚwÚ and Fwance + +PROLOGUE PROLOGUE. -x3 Entew CHORUS - -CHORUS. :3 O uWu fow :3 a :33 Muse >_> of fire, UwU that would ;;w;; ascend -The xDD bwightest >w< heaven >_> of >_< invention, -OwO A :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a xDD stage, princes ^-^ to ^-^ act, -And monarchs ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; swewwing ^.^ scenye! -;;w;; Then shouwd OwO the ^.^ wawwike ÚwÚ Hawwy, >_< wike himself, -OwO Assume OwO the powt >_> of Mars; ÚwÚ and at his heels, ->w< Weash'd in >_< wike ^w^ hounds, shouwd ;;w;; faminye, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and fire, -Cwouch uWu fow empwoyment. But pawdon, ^w^ gentwes aww, -The fwat xDD unwaised uWu spiwits UwU that ;;w;; hath daw'd -uWu On :3 this unworthy ^w^ scaffowd ^-^ to bwing :3 fowth -^w^ So gweat OwO an object. ^w^ Can :3 this ^-^ cockpit howd -The vasty fields >_> of :33 Fwance? Ow ^-^ may ^-^ we uWu cwam -xDD Within :3 this ;;w;; wooden :3 O OwO the vewy uWu casques -:33 That >_> did affright OwO the ÚwÚ aiw at :33 Agincouwt? -:33 O, :33 pawdon! >_< since :3 a crooked figuwe ^-^ may ->_> Attest in wittwe place :3 a :3 miwwion; -And let >w< us, ciphews ^-^ to :3 this gweat uWu accompt, -uWu On >_> youw imaginyawy fowces OwO wowk. -Suppose within OwO the >_< giwdwe >_> of ^.^ these >_< wawws -uWu Awe :3 nyow :3 confin'd two :3 mighty xDD monyawchies, -uWu Whose UwU high :3 upweawed ÚwÚ and abutting fwonts -The perilous narrow :33 ocean pawts asunder. ->_> Piece >_< out ^-^ ouw impewfections with >_> youw ^.^ thoughts: -x3 Into :3 a ^w^ thousand pawts >_> divide ^-^ onye man, -And ^-^ make imaginyawy uWu puissance; ->w< Think, when ^-^ we talk >_> of OwO howses, UwU that you UwU see them -x3 Pwinting theiw >_> pwoud >w< hoofs >w< i' th' :3 weceiving eawth; ->_< Fow 'tis >_> youw >_> thoughts UwU that :3 nyow >w< must xDD deck ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ kings, -uWu Cawwy them here ÚwÚ and there, UwU jumping o'ew times, -;;w;; Tuwnying th' accomplishment >_> of many years -x3 Into OwO an uWu houw-gwass; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which :33 suppwy, ->_< Admit me Chowus ^-^ to :3 this history; -OwO Who prologue-like, >_> youw humbwe >_< patience pray -;;w;; Gentwy ^-^ to OwO heaw, kindwy ^-^ to :33 judge, ^-^ ouw play. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Wondon. An >_< ante-chambew in OwO the UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY - -CANTEWBUWY. UwU My lord, I'll tell >w< you: UwU that uWu sewf ;;w;; biww :3 is urg'd -^w^ Which in th' eleventh yeaw >_> of OwO the last :3 king's UwU weign ->_> Was ^-^ wike, ÚwÚ and xDD had >_< indeed x3 against OwO us ^w^ pass'd -But UwU that OwO the scambling ÚwÚ and unquiet UwU time -OwO Did push ^.^ it >_< out >_> of farther :33 question. -OwO EWY. But ;;w;; how, my lord, uWu shaww ^-^ we resist ^.^ it ^w^ nyow? -CANTEWBUWY. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be ^w^ thought x3 on. >w< If ^.^ it xDD pass x3 against >w< us, -We wose OwO the better half >_> of ^-^ ouw possession; ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the :3 tempowaw x3 wands ;;w;; which x3 men >w< devout -By >_< testament ^.^ have >w< given ^-^ to OwO the church -Wouwd uWu they OwO stwip ^-^ fwom >_< us; being vawu'd UwU thus- -UwU As >w< much as would ÚwÚ maintain, ^-^ to OwO the King's xDD honyouw, ->w< Fuww ^w^ fifteen >_< eawws ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed knights, ->_> Six ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ and two ^-^ hundwed good xDD esquiwes; -And, ^-^ to ^w^ wewief >_> of >w< wazaws ÚwÚ and uWu weak ^-^ age, -x3 Of indigent ^.^ faint souls, ÚwÚ past cowpowaw toil, -OwO A ^-^ hundwed awms-houses ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww ^.^ suppwied; -And ^-^ to OwO the OwO coffews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, >_< beside, -OwO A ^w^ thousand >w< pounds uWu by th' >_> yeaw: ;;w;; thus runs OwO the >_< biww. -OwO EWY. :3 This would dwink deep. -CANTEWBUWY. 'T would dwink OwO the ^w^ cup ÚwÚ and all. -OwO EWY. But what ^.^ pwevention? -CANTEWBUWY. The UwU King :3 is :33 fuww >_> of OwO gwace ÚwÚ and fair uWu wegawd. -OwO EWY. And :3 a OwO twue >_> wuvw >_> of OwO the holy ^w^ Chuwch. -CANTEWBUWY. The courses >_> of his xDD youth OwO pwomis'd ^.^ it not. -The >_> bweath nyo sooner weft his >_< fathew's ÚwÚ body -But UwU that his :3 wiwdnyess, mortified in ^w^ him, ->w< Seem'd ^-^ to die :33 too; ^-^ yea, at UwU that vewy :3 moment, -Considewation >_< wike OwO an :3 angew came -And :3 whipp'd th' :3 offending :33 Adam >_< out >_> of ^w^ him, -OwO Weaving his ÚwÚ body as :3 a xDD pawadise -^.^ T'envewop ÚwÚ and contain celestial spirits. -uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was such :3 a ^w^ sudden :3 schowaw ^w^ made; -uWu Nyevew came wefowmation in :3 a ^.^ fwood, -x3 With such :3 a heady uWu cuwwance, >_> scouwing faults; -Nyow never uWu Hydwa-headed ^-^ wiwfuwnyes -^w^ So >_> soon >_> did wose his uWu seat, ÚwÚ and >w< aww at once, -UwU As in :3 this xDD king. -OwO EWY. We awe bwessed in OwO the change. -CANTEWBUWY. >w< Heaw him uWu but reason in divinyity, -And, >_> aww-admiwing, with OwO an >_< inwawd ^w^ wish -You would desiwe OwO the UwU King ;;w;; wewe :3 made :3 a prelate; ->w< Heaw him debate >_> of commonweawth affaiws, -You would uWu say ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< aww in >w< aww his x3 study; -List his :3 discouwse >_> of war, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww hear -OwO A xDD feawfuw ^-^ battwe ;;w;; wend'wed you in UwU music. -OwO Tuwn him ^-^ to ^-^ any cause >_> of ÚwÚ powicy, -The ;;w;; Gowdian knot >_> of ^.^ it ^.^ he uWu wiww unwoose, -x3 Famiwiaw as his :33 gawtew; UwU that, when ^.^ he ^.^ speaks, -The :3 aiw, :3 a ;;w;; chawtew'd x3 wibewtinye, :3 is stiww, -And OwO the ^-^ mute wonder OwO wuwketh in xDD men's ears -ÚwÚ To >_< steaw his ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and honyey'd >w< sentences; -^w^ So UwU that OwO the art ÚwÚ and pwactic part >_> of life -Must >w< be OwO the ^w^ mistwess ^-^ to :3 this theowic; -^w^ Which :3 is :3 a wonder how his OwO Gwace shouwd glean it, -x3 Since his ÚwÚ addiction ÚwÚ was ^-^ to courses vain, -His ^w^ companyies >_> unwettew'd, rude, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shawwow, -His ^w^ houws fill'd OwO up with UwU wiots, banquets, sports; -And never nyoted in him ^-^ any study, ->w< Any >_< wetiwement, ^-^ any uWu sequestwation -From open >w< haunts ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ popuwawity. -OwO EWY. The ;;w;; stwawbewwy grows undewnyeath OwO the nyettwe, -And >_> whowesome bewwies thrive ÚwÚ and ripen :33 best ->w< Nyeighbouw'd uWu by fwuit >_> of baser OwO quawity; -And OwO so OwO the Prince ^.^ obscuw'd his xDD contempwation -^.^ Undew OwO the >w< veiw >_> of uWu wiwdnyess; which, nyo UwU doubt, -Gwew >_< wike OwO the uWu summew ^.^ gwass, xDD fastest uWu by night, -OwO Unseen, ÚwÚ yet >w< cwescive in his faculty. -CANTEWBUWY. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be >w< so; uWu fow xDD miwacwes awe OwO ceas'd; -And OwO thewefowe ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyeeds UwU admit OwO the :3 means -OwO How >w< things awe xDD pewfected. -OwO EWY. But, my good lord, -OwO How :3 nyow uWu fow ;;w;; mitigation >_> of :3 this ;;w;; biww -uWu Uwg'd uWu by OwO the Commons? ^-^ Doth his uWu Majesty -Incline ^-^ to it, ^w^ ow nyo? -CANTEWBUWY. ÚwÚ He uWu seems indifferent -Ow wathew swaying ^-^ mowe x3 upon ^-^ ouw part ->w< Than >_< chewishing th' exhibitews x3 against >_< us; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have :3 made OwO an :3 offew ^-^ to his Majesty- -:3 Upon ^-^ ouw spiritual ^.^ convocation -And in ^-^ wegawd >_> of ÚwÚ causes :3 nyow in ;;w;; hand, -^w^ Which I ^.^ have :33 open'd ^-^ to his OwO Gwace at large, -UwU As ^w^ touching Fwance- ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 a gweatew sum ->w< Than >w< evew at ^-^ onye UwU time OwO the :33 cwewgy ÚwÚ yet -OwO Did ^-^ to his predecessors part :3 withaw. -OwO EWY. OwO How >_> did :3 this :3 offew ÚwÚ seem weceiv'd, my UwU wowd? -CANTEWBUWY. x3 With good acceptance >_> of his Majesty; -ÚwÚ Save UwU that there ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot UwU time enough ^-^ to OwO heaw, -UwU As I perceiv'd his OwO Gwace would fain ^.^ have >_< donye, -The sevewaws ÚwÚ and :3 unhidden x3 passages -x3 Of his OwO twue uWu tides ^-^ to >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ dukedoms, -And generally ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown ÚwÚ and x3 seat >_> of UwU Fwance, -Deriv'd ^-^ fwom Edwawd, his ^w^ gweat-gwandfathew. -OwO EWY. What ÚwÚ was th' uWu impediment UwU that x3 bwoke :3 this off? -CANTEWBUWY. The xDD Fwench ambassador x3 upon UwU that x3 instant ->_< Cwav'd UwU audience; ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD houw, I xDD think, :3 is come -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give him >w< heawing: :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; fouw ^.^ o'cwock? -OwO EWY. ^w^ It is. -CANTEWBUWY. ;;w;; Then >w< go ^-^ we ÚwÚ in, ^-^ to xDD knyow his embassy; -^w^ Which I :33 couwd with :3 a ready ^.^ guess declare, -Before OwO the uWu Fwenchman speak :3 a >_> wowd >_> of it. -OwO EWY. I'll OwO wait x3 upon you, ÚwÚ and I wong ^-^ to hear it. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Wondon. The Presence >_< Chambew in OwO the UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ EXETEW, >w< WAWWICK, WESTMORELAND, -ÚwÚ and attendants - -KING HENRY. :3 Whewe :3 is my >_< gwacious Wowd >_> of ^.^ Cantewbuwy? -EXETER. :3 Nyot here in presence. -KING HENRY. >_> Send uWu fow ^w^ him, good :3 uncwe. -WESTMORELAND. :33 Shaww ^-^ we caww in th' ambassadow, my wiege? -KING HENRY. :3 Nyot >_> yet, my UwU cousin; ^-^ we would >w< be resolv'd, -Before ^-^ we hear ^w^ him, >_> of >w< some >w< things >_> of OwO weight -:33 That ^w^ task ^-^ ouw ^-^ thoughts, ^w^ concewnying OwO us ÚwÚ and OwO Fwance. - -x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY ÚwÚ and -OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY - -CANTEWBUWY. :3 God ÚwÚ and his xDD angews guawd >_> youw xDD sacwed thwonye, -And ^-^ make you wong ÚwÚ become ^.^ it! -KING HENRY. Suwe, ^-^ we :3 thank you. -UwU My ^w^ weawnyed lord, ^-^ we pray you ^-^ to :33 pwoceed, -And justly ÚwÚ and religiously ^-^ unfowd -UwU Why OwO the OwO waw Salique, UwU that uWu they ^.^ have in UwU Fwance, -Ow shouwd ^w^ ow shouwd ^.^ nyot bar OwO us in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cwaim; -And :3 God forbid, my dear ÚwÚ and xDD faithfuw lord, -:33 That you shouwd x3 fashion, wrest, ^w^ ow bow >_> youw reading, -Ow ;;w;; nyicewy chawge >_> youw understanding ^w^ souw -x3 With openying titwes miscreate uWu whose ^.^ wight -Suits ^.^ nyot in ÚwÚ nyative colours with OwO the OwO twuth; ->_< Fow :3 God doth xDD knyow how many, :3 nyow in ^.^ heawth, -:33 Shaww >_> dwop theiw UwU bwood in ;;w;; appwobation -x3 Of what >_> youw uWu wevewence uWu shaww incite OwO us x3 to. -OwO Thewefowe UwU take ^w^ heed how you ;;w;; impawn ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson, -OwO How you :33 awake ^-^ ouw sweeping >_< swowd >_> of war- -We chawge you, in OwO the name >_> of God, UwU take uWu heed; ->_< Fow never two such xDD kingdoms >_> did >w< contend -Without >w< much ^-^ faww >_> of bwood; uWu whose :33 guiwtwess ^.^ dwops -uWu Awe every ^-^ onye :3 a x3 woe, :3 a >_> sowe complaint, -'Gainst him uWu whose ^-^ wwongs gives >_> edge x3 unto OwO the >_> swowds -:33 That makes such ^.^ waste in bwief mortality. -^.^ Undew :3 this >_> conjuwation ÚwÚ speak, my ^w^ wowd; ->_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO heaw, nyote, ÚwÚ and believe in xDD heawt, -:33 That what you speak :3 is in >_> youw ;;w;; conscience :33 wash'd -UwU As ÚwÚ puwe as xDD sin with ÚwÚ baptism. -CANTEWBUWY. ;;w;; Then hear uWu me, >_< gwacious suvweign, ÚwÚ and you peers, -:33 That owe yourselves, >_> youw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and OwO sewvices, -ÚwÚ To :3 this >w< impewiaw thwonye. Thewe :3 is nyo bar -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make x3 against >_> youw OwO Highnyess' OwO cwaim ^-^ to Fwance -But this, ;;w;; which uWu they >_> pwoduce ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Phawamond: -x3 'In terram Salicam mulieres ÚwÚ nye :33 succedant'- -^.^ 'Nyo ^-^ woman uWu shaww ÚwÚ succeed in >_< Sawique land'; -^w^ Which >_< Sawique ^.^ wand OwO the xDD Fwench unjustly gwoze -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the >_< weawm >_> of UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and >_< Phawamond -The foundew >_> of :3 this OwO waw ÚwÚ and female >_< baw. ->_> Yet theiw >_> own authows >_> faithfuwwy ;;w;; affiwm -:33 That OwO the ^.^ wand >_< Sawique :3 is in >_< Gewmany, ->w< Between OwO the floods >_> of Sawa ÚwÚ and >_> of Elbe; -:3 Whewe Charles OwO the Great, having subdu'd OwO the >w< Saxons, -Thewe weft >_> behind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; settwed ÚwÚ cewtain French; -Who, howding in >w< disdain OwO the ^w^ Gewman >w< women ->_< Fow >w< some >_< dishonyest ^-^ mannyews >_> of theiw xDD wife, -UwU Estabwish'd then :3 this ÚwÚ waw: ^-^ to wit, nyo female -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be inheritrix in >_< Sawique >w< wand; -^w^ Which Salique, as I said, :33 'twixt >w< Ewbe ÚwÚ and Sala, -^-^ Is at :3 this :3 day in :33 Gewmany xDD caww'd ÚwÚ Meisen. -;;w;; Then doth ^.^ it ;;w;; weww :3 appeaw OwO the >_< Sawique OwO waw ->_> Was ^.^ nyot devised uWu fow OwO the >_< weawm >_> of xDD Fwance; -Nyow >_> did OwO the xDD Fwench ^.^ possess OwO the >_< Sawique ^.^ wand -^.^ Untiw ;;w;; fouw ^-^ hundwed ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and twenty years -:33 Aftew xDD defunction >_> of UwU King Pharamond, -x3 Idwy suppos'd OwO the foundew >_> of :3 this waw; -OwO Who ;;w;; died within OwO the yeaw >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD wedemption -ÚwÚ Fouw ^-^ hundwed uWu twenty-six; ÚwÚ and Charles OwO the Great -:33 Subdu'd OwO the >w< Saxons, ÚwÚ and >_> did x3 seat OwO the xDD Fwench -Beyond OwO the >_> wivew Sala, in OwO the yeaw -OwO Eight ^-^ hundwed OwO five. UwU Besides, theiw ^-^ wwitews ÚwÚ say, -UwU King x3 Pepin, ;;w;; which ^w^ deposed Childeric, -Did, as ÚwÚ heiw general, being descended -x3 Of UwU Bwithiwd, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was daughter ^-^ to UwU King ÚwÚ Cwothaiw, -UwU Make OwO cwaim ÚwÚ and title ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >_> of OwO Fwance. -:33 Hugh ^-^ Capet awso, ^-^ who usuwp'd OwO the :3 cwown -x3 Of Charles OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Lorraine, >_> sowe ÚwÚ heiw mawe -x3 Of OwO the OwO twue xDD winye ÚwÚ and >w< stock >_> of Charles OwO the Great, -ÚwÚ To find his title with >w< some >w< shows >_> of >_< twuth- -^-^ Though in ÚwÚ puwe >w< twuth ^.^ it ÚwÚ was corrupt ÚwÚ and OwO nyaught- -xDD Convey'd ^-^ himsewf as th' ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to th' OwO Wady Wingawe, -Daughtew ^-^ to ÚwÚ Chawwemain, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 son -ÚwÚ To Wewis OwO the >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ and Wewis OwO the :3 son -x3 Of Charles OwO the x3 Gweat. Also UwU King Wewis OwO the Tenth, -OwO Who ÚwÚ was >_> sowe ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the UwU usuwpew Capet, -Could ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep >_> quiet in his ^.^ conscience, -uWu Weawing OwO the :3 cwown >_> of UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ tiww ;;w;; satisfied -:33 That fair Queen Isabew, his >_< gwandmothew, ->_> Was lineal >_> of OwO the OwO Wady :3 Ewmengawe, -Daughtew ^-^ to Charles OwO the foresaid UwU Duke >_> of xDD Wowwainye; -By OwO the ;;w;; which mawwiage OwO the xDD winye >_> of Charles OwO the Great ->_> Was re-united ^-^ to OwO the Crown >_> of OwO Fwance. -^w^ So UwU that, as ;;w;; cweaw as :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ summew's >_> sun, -UwU King Pepin's titwe, ÚwÚ and :33 Hugh >_> Capet's xDD cwaim, -UwU King Wewis his satisfaction, >w< aww :3 appeaw -ÚwÚ To howd in ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >_< tide >_> of OwO the ^-^ femawe; -^w^ So ^-^ do OwO the kings >_> of Fwance x3 unto :3 this day, -:3 Howbeit uWu they would howd OwO up :3 this >_< Sawique OwO waw -ÚwÚ To bar >_> youw Highness cwaiming ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ femawe; -And wathew OwO choose ^-^ to hide them in :3 a nyet ->w< Than amply ^-^ to imbar theiw crooked uWu tides -^.^ Usuwp'd ^-^ fwom you ÚwÚ and >_> youw progenitors. -KING HENRY. May I with ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; conscience ^-^ make :3 this claim? -CANTEWBUWY. The xDD sin x3 upon my uWu head, ;;w;; dwead suvweign! ->_< Fow in OwO the book >_> of uWu Nyumbews :3 is ^.^ it ^w^ wwit, -When OwO the man ^.^ dies, let OwO the inheritance -uWu Descend x3 unto OwO the daughter. xDD Gwacious lord, -Stand uWu fow >_> youw own, ;;w;; unwind >_> youw bwoody fwag, -Wook xDD back OwO into >_> youw :3 mighty ancestows. -Go, my ;;w;; dwead lord, ^-^ to >_> youw UwU gweat-gwandsiwe's OwO tomb, -From xDD whom you ÚwÚ cwaim; invoke his ^.^ wawwike ^.^ spiwit, -And >_> youw gweat-uncwe's, >_< Edwawd OwO the Bwack Pwince, -OwO Who uWu on OwO the xDD Fwench gwound >_> pway'd :3 a tragedy, -:33 Making x3 defeat uWu on OwO the ^-^ fun power >_> of UwU Fwance, -ÚwÚ Whiwes his UwU most :3 mighty fathew uWu on :3 a hiww -x3 Stood :33 smiwing ^-^ to >w< behowd his >_< wion's whewp -:3 Fowage in UwU bwood >_> of xDD Fwench nyobiwity. -:3 O x3 nyobwe Engwish, UwU that :33 couwd UwU entewtain -x3 With half theiw fowces OwO the :33 fuww uWu pwide >_> of UwU Fwance, -And let another half ^.^ stand ;;w;; waughing >_> by, -^-^ Aww >_< out >_> of wowk ÚwÚ and x3 cowd uWu fow x3 action! -OwO EWY. :33 Awake wemembwance >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ vawiant OwO dead, -And with >_> youw uWu puissant arm ^.^ wenyew theiw :3 feats. -You awe theiw xDD heiw; you ^-^ sit x3 upon theiw x3 thwonye; -The UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :33 couwage UwU that renowned them -Wuns in >_> youw :3 veins; ÚwÚ and my ^w^ thwice-puissant >_> wiege -^-^ Is in OwO the vewy May-morn >_> of his youth, -;;w;; Wipe uWu fow exploits ÚwÚ and :3 mighty uWu entewpwises. -EXETER. Your bwothew kings ÚwÚ and monarchs >_> of OwO the :3 eawth -Do >w< aww OwO expect UwU that you shouwd ;;w;; wouse OwO youwsewf, -UwU As >_> did OwO the fowmew ^.^ wions >_> of >_> youw bwood. -WESTMORELAND. ^.^ They xDD knyow >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath cause ÚwÚ and :3 means ÚwÚ and might- -^w^ So ;;w;; hath >_> youw xDD Highnyess; never UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand -Had nobles wichew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :33 woyaw :33 subjects, -uWu Whose hearts ^.^ have weft theiw OwO bodies here in ^.^ Engwand -And lie ^.^ paviwion'd in OwO the fields >_> of OwO Fwance. -CANTEWBUWY. :33 O, let theiw OwO bodies x3 fowwow, my dear UwU wiege, -x3 With UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< swowd ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^.^ win >_> youw OwO wight! -UwU In aid ^w^ wheweof ^-^ we >_> of OwO the spiwituawty -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ waise >_> youw Highness such :3 a :3 mighty sum -UwU As never >_> did OwO the :33 cwewgy at ^-^ onye UwU time ->_< Bwing in ^-^ to ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw ancestows. -KING HENRY. We >w< must ^.^ nyot only arm x3 t' :33 invade OwO the x3 Fwench, -But uWu way ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwopowtions ^-^ to ^w^ defend -uWu Against OwO the ^w^ Scot, ^-^ who uWu wiww ^-^ make woad x3 upon OwO us -x3 With >w< aww ^w^ advantages. -CANTEWBUWY. ^.^ They >_> of x3 those mawches, >_< gwacious suvweign, -:33 Shaww >w< be :3 a x3 waww uWu sufficient ^-^ to ^w^ defend -Our inwand ^-^ fwom OwO the pilfering borderers. -KING HENRY. We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean OwO the x3 couwsing snatchers only, -But ;;w;; feaw OwO the x3 main intendment >_> of OwO the ^w^ Scot, -OwO Who ;;w;; hath >_< been still :3 a x3 giddy UwU nyeighbouw ^-^ to >_< us; ->_< Fow you uWu shaww ;;w;; wead UwU that my ÚwÚ gweat-gwandfathew -uWu Nyevew went with his fowces OwO into Fwance -But UwU that OwO the Scot uWu on his >_< unfuwnyish'd :3 kingdom -Came pouwing, >_< wike OwO the >_< tide OwO into :3 a breach, -x3 With uWu ampwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwim UwU fuwnyess >_> of his force, -Galling OwO the ;;w;; gweanyed ^.^ wand with ^.^ hot :3 assays, ->w< Giwdwing with grievous ^w^ siege >_> castwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ towns; -:33 That >_> Engwand, being uWu empty >_> of uWu defence, -;;w;; Hath shook ÚwÚ and trembled at th' i-iww nyeighbouwhood. -CANTEWBUWY. She ;;w;; hath >_< been then ^-^ mowe >_< feaw'd than ;;w;; hawm'd, my liege; ->_< Fow hear xDD hew uWu but OwO exampwed uWu by >w< hewsewf: -When >w< aww xDD hew :3 chivawwy ;;w;; hath >_< been in UwU Fwance, -And ^.^ she :3 a ÚwÚ mouwnying widow >_> of xDD hew nobles, -She ;;w;; hath x3 hewsewf ^.^ nyot only ;;w;; weww ^-^ defended -But :3 taken ÚwÚ and impounded as :3 a stray -The UwU King >_> of OwO Scots; xDD whom ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ send ^-^ to UwU Fwance, -ÚwÚ To fiww UwU King x3 Edwawd's ÚwÚ fame with pwisonyew ÚwÚ kings, -And ^-^ make xDD hew ^-^ chwonyicwe as rich with UwU pwaise -UwU As :3 is OwO the ooze ÚwÚ and xDD bottom >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea -x3 With ^w^ sunken :3 wweck ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sumwess tweasuwies. -WESTMORELAND. But :33 thewe's :3 a >_< saying, vewy ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twue: - -OwO 'If UwU that you uWu wiww Fwance ÚwÚ win, -;;w;; Then with xDD Scotwand ^.^ fiwst begin.' - ->_< Fow UwU once OwO the UwU eagwe ^.^ Engwand being in xDD pwey, -ÚwÚ To xDD hew unguarded ^w^ nyest OwO the weasel Scot -x3 Comes ^.^ snyeaking, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sucks xDD hew >_< pwincewy :3 eggs, -UwU Pwaying OwO the xDD mouse in absence >_> of OwO the ^w^ cat, -ÚwÚ To >w< teaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ havoc ^-^ mowe than ^.^ she can >w< eat. -EXETER. ^w^ It fowwows, then, OwO the ÚwÚ cat >w< must stay at >_< home; ->_> Yet UwU that :3 is uWu but :3 a uWu cwush'd necessity, -x3 Since ^-^ we ^.^ have wocks ^-^ to >w< safeguawd xDD nyecessawies -And pwetty ;;w;; twaps ^-^ to catch OwO the :33 petty ^w^ thieves. -OwO Whiwe UwU that OwO the UwU awmed hand doth fight ÚwÚ abwoad, -^-^ Th' advised head ^-^ defends itsewf at >_< home; ->_< Fow ;;w;; guvwnment, >w< though high, ÚwÚ and wow, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wowew, -x3 Put OwO into :33 pawts, doth ^-^ keep in ^-^ onye ^.^ consent, -x3 Congweeing in :3 a :33 fuww ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw OwO cwose, -;;w;; Wike UwU music. -CANTEWBUWY. OwO Thewefowe doth >w< heaven >_> divide -The OwO state >_> of man in divews x3 functions, -x3 Setting ^.^ endeavouw in continyuaw motion; -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which :3 is uWu fixed as OwO an ^-^ aim ^w^ ow uWu but -^-^ Obedience; uWu fow OwO so wowk OwO the honey ^w^ bees, -Cweatuwes UwU that uWu by :3 a UwU wuwe in ^-^ nyatuwe teach -The ^.^ act >_> of owdew ^-^ to :3 a peopled ^.^ kingdom. -^.^ They ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and >_< officews >_> of sowts, -:3 Whewe >w< some >_< wike ÚwÚ magistwates >_< cowwect at >_< home; -:33 Othews >_< wike merchants venture trade abroad; -:33 Othews >_< wike soldiers, UwU awmed in theiw UwU stings, -UwU Make ^w^ boot x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ summew's OwO vewvet >_< buds, -^w^ Which UwU piwwage uWu they with >_> mewwy mawch bwing UwU home -ÚwÚ To OwO the tent-royal >_> of theiw emperor; -Who, :33 busied in his ^-^ majesty, xDD suwveys -The ;;w;; singing ;;w;; masons :33 buiwding :3 woofs >_> of ^.^ gowd, -The civil xDD citizens knyeading OwO up OwO the ;;w;; honyey, -The UwU poow >w< mechanyic powtews crowding in -Their :33 heavy x3 buwdens at his narrow gate, -The >_< sad-ey'd justice, with his suwwy xDD hum, -OwO Dewivewing o'ew ^-^ to >_> executows OwO pawe -The wazy uWu yawnying dwonye. I :3 this infew, -:33 That many OwO things, having :33 fuww :33 wefewence -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ^.^ consent, ^-^ may wowk ^-^ contwawiouswy; -UwU As many >_> awwows loosed uWu sevewaw ^-^ ways -Come ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ mawk, as many ^-^ ways ^.^ meet in ^-^ onye ;;w;; town, -UwU As many ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; stweams ^.^ meet in ^-^ onye salt >_< sea, -UwU As many >w< winyes :33 cwose in OwO the diaw's OwO centwe; -^w^ So many :3 a ^w^ thousand actions, UwU once ^-^ afoot, -;;w;; End in ^-^ onye >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< aww ;;w;; weww UwU home -Without :33 defeat. OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to UwU Fwance, my ^.^ wiege. -^.^ Divide >_> youw x3 happy ^.^ Engwand OwO into uWu fouw; -^.^ Wheweof UwU take you ^-^ onye ÚwÚ quawtew OwO into UwU Fwance, -And you withaw uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< aww x3 Gawwia shake. ->w< If >_> we, with ÚwÚ thwice such >w< powews weft at home, -Cannyot ^w^ defend ^-^ ouw >_> own :33 doows ^-^ fwom OwO the dog, ->_> Wet OwO us >w< be ^.^ wowwied, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< nyation wose -The name >_> of >w< hawdinyess ÚwÚ and :33 powicy. -KING HENRY. ^-^ Caww in OwO the messengews x3 sent ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Dauphin. ->_< Exeunt >w< some attendants -Nyow awe ^-^ we ;;w;; weww resolv'd; :3 and, uWu by God's ^w^ hewp -And xDD youws, OwO the x3 nyobwe sinyews >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 powew, -Fwance being UwU ouws, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ bend ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ ouw awe, -Ow >_< bweak ^.^ it >w< aww ^-^ to xDD pieces; ^w^ ow there ^w^ we'ww >_> sit, ->_< Wuwing in uWu wawge ÚwÚ and uWu ampwe :3 empewy -uWu O'ew Fwance ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ awmost >w< kingwy ^.^ dukedoms, -Ow uWu way ^.^ these bones in OwO an unworthy uwn, ->_> Tombwess, with nyo wemembwance xDD uvw ^.^ them. -x3 Eithew ^-^ ouw history uWu shaww with :33 fuww OwO mouth -^w^ Speak ^-^ fweewy >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 acts, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ ouw :33 gwave, -;;w;; Wike Turkish xDD mute, uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a tonguewess uWu mouth, -:3 Nyot >w< wowshipp'd with :3 a waxen >_< epitaph. - -x3 Entew uWu AMBASSADOWS >_> of Fwance - -Nyow awe ^-^ we ;;w;; weww :33 pwepaw'd ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe -x3 Of ^-^ ouw fair cousin Dauphin; uWu fow ^-^ we hear -Your greeting :3 is ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the King. -AMBASSADOR. :3 May't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO us xDD weave -Freely ^-^ to render what ^-^ we ^.^ have in x3 chawge; -Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 spawingwy show you :3 faw >_> of -The UwU Dauphin's meaning ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO embassy? -KING HENRY. We awe nyo tyrant, uWu but :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ^-^ king, -^.^ Unto uWu whose OwO gwace ^-^ ouw passion :3 is as :33 subject -UwU As awe ^-^ ouw wwetches ^-^ fett'wed in ^-^ ouw prisons; -OwO Thewefowe with :3 fwank ÚwÚ and with uncurbed :3 pwainnyess ->_> Teww OwO us OwO the UwU Dauphin's mind. -AMBASSADOR. ÚwÚ Thus then, in >w< few. -Your ÚwÚ Highnyess, lately ^w^ sending OwO into UwU Fwance, -OwO Did OwO cwaim >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ dukedoms in OwO the ^.^ wight -x3 Of >_> youw gweat predecessor, UwU King >_< Edwawd OwO the Thiwd. -UwU In ÚwÚ answew >_> of ;;w;; which xDD cwaim, OwO the Prince ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew -^.^ Says UwU that you ÚwÚ savouw xDD too >w< much >_> of >_> youw youth, -And >_< bids you >w< be UwU advis'd :33 thewe's UwU nyought in Fwance -:33 That can >w< be with :3 a nimble galliard OwO won; -You cannyot revel OwO into ÚwÚ dukedoms ^.^ thewe. -ÚwÚ He OwO thewefowe >_> sends you, >_> meetew uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ spiwit, -:3 This ^.^ tun >_> of ÚwÚ tweasuwe; :3 and, in ^.^ wieu >_> of this, -;;w;; Desiwes you let OwO the ÚwÚ dukedoms UwU that you OwO cwaim ->w< Heaw nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of you. :3 This OwO the x3 Dauphin ;;w;; speaks. -KING HENRY. What tweasuwe, uncle? -EXETER. Tennis-balls, my ^.^ wiege. -KING HENRY. We awe ^.^ gwad OwO the x3 Dauphin :3 is OwO so >_> pweasant with >_< us; -His ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 pains ^-^ we :3 thank you OwO fow. -When ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ match'd ^-^ ouw rackets ^-^ to ^.^ these >_> bawws, -We uWu wiww in UwU Fwance, uWu by God's >w< gwace, xDD pway :3 a xDD set -:33 Shaww strike his >_< fathew's :3 cwown OwO into OwO the ^.^ hazawd. ->_> Teww him ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a ^-^ match with such :3 a wrangler -:33 That >w< aww OwO the couwts >_> of Fwance uWu wiww >w< be distuwb'd -x3 With ^.^ chaces. And ^-^ we undewstand him well, -OwO How ^.^ he comes o'ew OwO us with ^-^ ouw >_> wiwdew OwO days, -:3 Nyot measuring what ;;w;; use ^-^ we :3 made >_> of ^.^ them. -We never vawu'd :3 this UwU poow x3 seat >_> of England; -And ^.^ thewefowe, :3 wiving hence, >_> did ^w^ give ouwsewf -ÚwÚ To ^.^ bawbawous uWu wicence; as 'tis >w< evew ^w^ common -:33 That x3 men awe mewwiest when uWu they awe ^-^ fwom UwU home. -But tell OwO the x3 Dauphin I uWu wiww ^-^ keep my state, -Be >_< wike :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and show my sail >_> of >_< gweatnyess, -When I ^-^ do ;;w;; wouse me in my UwU thwonye >_> of xDD Fwance; ->_< Fow UwU that I ^.^ have >_> waid uWu by my majesty -And pwodded >_< wike :3 a man uWu fow ^-^ wowking-days; -But I uWu wiww xDD wise there with OwO so :33 fuww :3 a >_> gwowy -:33 That I uWu wiww UwU dazzwe >w< aww OwO the eyes >_> of UwU Fwance, -xDD Yea, strike OwO the x3 Dauphin uWu bwind ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on ÚwÚ us. -And tell OwO the >_> pweasant Prince :3 this xDD mock >_> of his -;;w;; Hath tuwn'd his x3 bawws ^-^ to ^w^ gun-stonyes, ÚwÚ and his ^w^ souw -:33 Shaww ^.^ stand >_> sowe UwU chawged uWu fow OwO the wastefuw ;;w;; vengeance -:33 That uWu shaww UwU fwy with them; uWu fow many :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD widows -:33 Shaww :3 this his xDD mock xDD mock >_> of theiw dear x3 husbands; -xDD Mock mothers ^-^ fwom theiw OwO sons, xDD mock >_> castwes ;;w;; down; -And >w< some awe ÚwÚ yet ungotten ÚwÚ and unborn -:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ have cause ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse OwO the UwU Dauphin's scorn. -But :3 this :3 wies >w< aww within OwO the uWu wiww >_> of God, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom I ^-^ do appeaw; ÚwÚ and in uWu whose uWu nyame, ->_> Teww you OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, I x3 am UwU coming OwO on, -ÚwÚ To x3 venge me as I ^-^ may ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< put :3 fowth -UwU My ^-^ wightfuw hand in :3 a weww-hawwow'd ^.^ cause. -^w^ So >_< get you x3 hence in ^w^ peace; ÚwÚ and tell OwO the x3 Dauphin -His ÚwÚ jest uWu wiww ÚwÚ savouw uWu but >_> of shawwow wit, -When ^-^ thousands weep ^-^ mowe than >_> did waugh at it. -uWu Convey them with xDD safe >_> conduct. Fawe you :33 weww. ->_< Exeunt uWu AMBASSADOWS -EXETER. :3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> mewwy message. -KING HENRY. We >w< hope ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the sender x3 bwush at it. -:33 Thewefowe, my x3 wowds, x3 omit nyo x3 happy hour -:33 That ^-^ may ^w^ give fuwth'wance ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< expedition; ->_< Fow ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 nyow nyo ^w^ thought in OwO us uWu but UwU Fwance, -ÚwÚ Save x3 those ^-^ to God, UwU that run before ^-^ ouw :33 businyess. -OwO Thewefowe let ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwopowtions uWu fow ^.^ these wars -Be >_> soon cowwected, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ^w^ thought x3 upon -:33 That ^-^ may with ÚwÚ weasonyabwe UwU swiftnyess :33 ad -Mowe ÚwÚ feathews ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wings; for, :3 God OwO befowe, ->w< We'ww ^w^ chide :3 this x3 Dauphin at his >_< fathew's ^w^ doow. -OwO Thewefowe let every man :3 nyow ^w^ task his ^w^ thought -:33 That :3 this fair >w< action ^-^ may uWu on foot >w< be :3 bwought. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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Nyow >w< aww OwO the xDD youth >_> of ^.^ Engwand awe uWu on fire, -And silken dalliance in OwO the x3 wawdwobe wies; -Nyow thrive OwO the armourers, ÚwÚ and honour's ^w^ thought -^-^ Weigns :33 sowewy in OwO the uWu bweast >_> of every >w< man; -^.^ They ;;w;; seww OwO the ;;w;; pastuwe :3 nyow ^-^ to ^-^ buy OwO the OwO howse, -Following OwO the >_< miwwow >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ Chwistian kings -x3 With >w< winged heels, as Engwish uWu Mewcuwies. ->_< Fow :3 nyow OwO sits xDD Expectation in OwO the :3 aiw, -And hides :3 a >_< swowd ^-^ fwom ;;w;; hiwts x3 unto OwO the point -x3 With >w< cwowns imperial, cwowns, ÚwÚ and coronets, -ÚwÚ Pwomis'd ^-^ to Hawwy ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ fowwowews. -The x3 Fwench, UwU advis'd uWu by good ;;w;; intewwigence -x3 Of :3 this UwU most dreadful :3 pwepawation, -uWu Shake in theiw ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and with OwO pawe powicy ->_< Seek ^-^ to divewt OwO the Engwish puwposes. -:3 O :33 Engwand! :3 modew ^-^ to >w< thy >_< inwawd >_< gweatnyess, -;;w;; Wike wittwe ÚwÚ body with :3 a :3 mighty xDD heawt, -What x3 mightst :3 thou ^-^ do UwU that uWu honyouw would ÚwÚ thee uWu do, -Were >w< aww >w< thy chiwdwen >w< kind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyatuwaw! -But UwU see >w< thy x3 fauwt! Fwance ;;w;; hath in ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; found >_< out -OwO A ^w^ nyest >_> of >w< howwow ^-^ bosoms, ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu fiwws -x3 With treacherous xDD cwowns; ÚwÚ and three >_< cowwupted >w< men- ->w< Onye, Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ second, -^-^ Henwy Wowd ^-^ Scwoop >_> of uWu Masham, ÚwÚ and OwO the third, -Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Gwey, :3 knyight, >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, -;;w;; Have, uWu fow OwO the OwO giwt >_> of Fwance- :3 O UwU guiwt UwU indeed!- -;;w;; Confiwm'd uWu conspiwacy with xDD feawfuw xDD Fwance; -And uWu by theiw ^.^ hands :3 this OwO gwace >_> of kings >w< must die- ->w< If heww ÚwÚ and uWu tweason howd theiw ^-^ pwomises, -Ewe ^.^ he UwU take ;;w;; ship uWu fow Fwance- ÚwÚ and in UwU Southampton. -xDD Wingew >_> youw >_< patience OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww OwO digest -^-^ Th' ^w^ abuse >_> of :33 distance, x3 fowce :3 a play. -The sum :3 is paid, OwO the ^-^ twaitows awe a-agweed, -The UwU King :3 is xDD set ^-^ fwom London, ÚwÚ and OwO the scene -^-^ Is :3 nyow uWu twanspowted, gentwes, ^-^ to Southampton; -Thewe :3 is OwO the play-house nyow, there >w< must you >_> sit, -And ^.^ thence ^-^ to Fwance uWu shaww ^-^ we convey you xDD safe -And bwing you ^w^ back, :3 chawming OwO the narrow :33 seas -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give you gentwe >w< pass; for, ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< may, ->w< We'ww ^.^ nyot offend ^-^ onye stomach with ^-^ ouw play. -But, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the UwU King come >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww then, -^.^ Unto >_< Southampton ^-^ do ^-^ we ÚwÚ shift ^-^ ouw >_> scenye. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Wondon. Before OwO the Boaw's Head Tavewn, >_> Eastcheap - -x3 Entew uWu COWPOWAW NYM ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT BAWDOWPH - -:33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ Weww met, Cowpowaw Nym. -^w^ NYM. Good ^.^ mowwow, :3 Wieutenyant uWu Bawdowph. -:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> What, awe Ancient Pistol ÚwÚ and you fwiends :3 yet? -^w^ NYM. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I cawe not; I uWu say little, uWu but when UwU time uWu shaww -serve, there uWu shaww >w< be smiles- uWu but UwU that uWu shaww >w< be as ^.^ it OwO may. I dare -^.^ nyot ÚwÚ fight; uWu but I uWu wiww :3 wink ÚwÚ and howd >_< out >_< minye xDD iwon. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe -UwU onye; uWu but what xDD though? ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< toast xDD cheese, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww >_> enduwe -x3 cowd as another ÚwÚ man's >_< swowd wiww; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. -:33 BAWDOWPH. I uWu wiww bestow :3 a ^-^ bweakfast ^-^ to ^-^ make you fwiends; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ->w< be >w< aww three sworn bwothews ^-^ to OwO Fwance. ^w^ Wet't >w< be so, good Cowpowaw -Nym. -^w^ NYM. OwO Faith, I uWu wiww live OwO so wong as I >w< may, that's OwO the ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of xDD it; -ÚwÚ and when I cannyot live ^-^ any longer, I uWu wiww ^-^ do as I OwO may. :33 That :3 is my -rest, UwU that :3 is OwO the ^w^ wendezvous >_> of it. -:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ cewtain, ^w^ Cowpowaw, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is married ^-^ to ^-^ Nyeww -UwU Quickwy; ÚwÚ and cewtainwy ^.^ she >_> did you ^.^ wwong, uWu fow you ;;w;; wewe -twoth-pwight ^-^ to :3 hew. -^w^ NYM. I cannyot UwU teww; >w< things >w< must >w< be as uWu they OwO may. Men ^-^ may >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and -uWu they ^-^ may ^.^ have theiw throats about them at UwU that time; ÚwÚ and >w< some uWu say -:33 knyives ^.^ have >w< edges. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be as ^.^ it :3 may; >w< though >_< patience >w< be :3 a -^.^ tiwed mawe, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she uWu wiww plod. Thewe >w< must >w< be :3 concwusions. Weww, I -cannyot tell. - -x3 Entew PISTOW ÚwÚ and ^-^ HOSTESS - -:33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; Hewe comes Ancient Pistol ÚwÚ and his wife. Good ^w^ Cowpowaw, >w< be -uWu patient here. -^w^ NYM. OwO How nyow, >_< minye host UwU Pistow! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Base tike, ^.^ caww'st :3 thou me :3 host? -Nyow uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I uWu sweaw I :33 scown OwO the ^.^ tewm; -Nyow uWu shaww my ^-^ Nyeww ^-^ keep x3 wodgews. -HOSTESS. No, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, ^.^ nyot xDD wong; uWu fow ^-^ we cannyot lodge ÚwÚ and board :3 a -;;w;; dozen ^w^ ow fouwteen ^.^ gentwewomen UwU that live ^-^ honyestwy uWu by OwO the :3 pwick >_> of -theiw needles, uWu but ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ thought ^-^ we ^-^ keep :3 a ^-^ bawdy-house -ÚwÚ stwaight. ÚwÚ [Nym draws] :3 O well-a-day, Lady, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwawn! Nyow -^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see wilful adultery ÚwÚ and murder uWu committed. -:33 BAWDOWPH. Good UwU Wieutenyant, good ^w^ Cowpowaw, :3 offew nyothing here. -^w^ NYM. ^.^ Pish! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Pish uWu fow ^.^ thee, x3 Icewand xDD dog! :3 thou uWu pwick-eaw'd >_> cuw >_> of -;;w;; Icewand! -HOSTESS. Good Cowpowaw ^.^ Nym, show >w< thy valour, ÚwÚ and >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ swowd. -^w^ NYM. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ shog off? I would ^.^ have you solus. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ 'Sowus,' egwegious ÚwÚ dog? :3 O UwU vipew viwe! -The 'solus' in >w< thy UwU most mewvaiwous ^.^ face; -The 'solus' in >w< thy x3 teeth, ÚwÚ and in >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat, -And in >w< thy ^-^ hatefuw lungs, ^-^ yea, in >w< thy ^.^ maw, pewdy; -And, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ wowse, within >w< thy UwU nyasty xDD mouth! -I ^-^ do wetowt OwO the 'solus' in >w< thy ^.^ bowews; ->_< Fow I can UwU take, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Pistow's ^.^ cock :3 is uWu up, -And fwashing x3 fiwe uWu wiww OwO fowwow. -^w^ NYM. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ Bawbason: you cannyot conjuwe >_> me. I ^.^ have OwO an humouw ^-^ to -xDD knyock you xDD indiffewentwy :33 weww. >w< If you gwow ;;w;; fouw with uWu me, :33 Pistow, I -uWu wiww ÚwÚ scouw you with my rapier, as I >w< may, in fair x3 tewms; ^-^ if you -would ÚwÚ wawk x3 off I would :3 pwick >_> youw ^-^ guts :3 a little, in good terms, -as I >w< may, ÚwÚ and ^-^ thaes OwO the humouw >_> of it. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 O braggart :3 viwe ÚwÚ and damned ^-^ fuwious OwO wight! -The grave doth gape ÚwÚ and doting death :3 is nyeaw; -OwO Thewefowe exhale. [PISTOL draws] -:33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Heaw uWu me, hear me what I xDD say: ^.^ he UwU that strikes OwO the ^.^ fiwst -OwO stwoke I'll run him OwO up ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ hiwts, as I x3 am :3 a sowdiew. +Entew CHORUS + +>_< CHOWUS. x3 O fow :3 a ^.^ Muse of ^w^ fiwe, :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_> ascend +uWu The >_< bwightest heaven of invention, +^-^ A ^w^ kingdom fow :3 a ^w^ stage, pwinces to ;;w;; act, +xDD And monarchs to behowd x3 the xDD swewwing ÚwÚ scenye! +UwU Then >_> shouwd x3 the warlike ^w^ Hawwy, ^.^ wike himsewf, +Assume x3 the ^.^ powt of x3 Maws; ÚwÚ and uWu at :33 his heews, +Leash'd uWu in ^.^ wike uWu hounds, >_> shouwd faminye, uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwe, +Cwouch fow ^-^ empwoyment. OwO But pardon, ^-^ gentwes all, +uWu The flat unwaised ;;w;; spiwits :3 that hath ^w^ daw'd +On ÚwÚ this >_< unwowthy xDD scaffowd to ;;w;; bwing fowth +^w^ So great >w< an xDD object. UwU Can ÚwÚ this >_< cockpit howd +uWu The ÚwÚ vasty fields of France? :33 Ow OwO may ^.^ we ;;w;; cwam +OwO Within ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wooden x3 O x3 the xDD vewy casques +:33 That uWu did affright x3 the ^w^ aiw uWu at Agincouwt? +>_< O, >w< pawdon! xDD since :3 a crooked xDD figuwe OwO may +Attest uWu in xDD wittwe :33 pwace :3 a million; +xDD And wet us, ciphews to ÚwÚ this great ^w^ accompt, +On x3 youw imaginary forces >w< wowk. +>_> Suppose within x3 the ^-^ giwdwe of these OwO wawws +^w^ Awe nyow >_< confin'd >w< two ^-^ mighty monarchies, +>_< Whose xDD high upweawed ÚwÚ and abutting fronts +uWu The :33 pewiwous nyawwow xDD ocean parts ^w^ asundew. +xDD Piece x3 out UwU ouw ;;w;; impewfections with x3 youw OwO thoughts: +^.^ Into :3 a thousand parts OwO divide one ^w^ man, +xDD And >_< make imaginary :3 puissance; +:3 Think, when ^.^ we tawk of howses, :3 that xDD you >_> see them +Pwinting uWu theiw OwO pwoud ^w^ hoofs :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ weceiving ^w^ eawth; +For UwU 'tis x3 youw >_< thoughts :3 that nyow ^w^ must deck UwU ouw OwO kings, +xDD Cawwy them OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, jumping ^-^ o'ew xDD times, +UwU Tuwnying x3 th' ^w^ accompwishment of UwU many years +^.^ Into >w< an hour-glass; fow x3 the which suppwy, +^.^ Admit ;;w;; me UwU Chowus to ÚwÚ this history; +Who :3 pwowogue-wike, x3 youw humble uWu patience pray +>_< Gentwy to heaw, ^-^ kindwy to ^w^ judge, UwU ouw play. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +OwO Wondon. ^-^ An ante-chamber uWu in x3 the KING'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF EWY + +:3 CANTEWBUWY. OwO My uWu wowd, I'll tell xDD you: :3 that self >_> biww >_> is ;;w;; uwg'd +>_< Which uWu in x3 th' ;;w;; eweventh xDD yeaw of x3 the >w< wast >_< king's OwO weign +Was :3 wike, ÚwÚ and xDD had ÚwÚ indeed OwO against >_> us :33 pass'd +OwO But :3 that x3 the x3 scambwing ÚwÚ and unquiet time +Did :3 push >w< it x3 out of ^-^ fawthew x3 question. +ELY. OwO But how, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU shaww ^.^ we :3 wesist >w< it ^.^ nyow? +:3 CANTEWBUWY. ^.^ It ^w^ must be xDD thought :3 on. ;;w;; If >w< it pass OwO against us, +We wose x3 the xDD bettew half of UwU ouw >w< possession; +For aww x3 the :33 tempowaw ^-^ wands which ;;w;; men devout +^-^ By testament uWu have UwU given to x3 the ^-^ chuwch +Wouwd ;;w;; they stwip from us; ^.^ being ÚwÚ vawu'd ^w^ thus- +;;w;; As much >_< as ^.^ wouwd :33 maintain, to x3 the >_< King's honyouw, +Full >_< fifteen ^.^ eawws ÚwÚ and >_< fifteen :3 hundwed knights, +uWu Six thousand ÚwÚ and >w< two :3 hundwed ÚwÚ good esquires; +^.^ And, to relief of lazars ÚwÚ and xDD weak age, +Of ^.^ indigent ÚwÚ faint souws, x3 past corporal :33 toiw, +^-^ A :3 hundwed OwO awms-houses >w< wight weww >w< suppwied; +xDD And to x3 the >_< coffews of x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ beside, +^-^ A thousand uWu pounds ^.^ by x3 th' x3 yeaw: OwO thus wuns x3 the :3 biww. +ELY. This ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dwink deep. +:3 CANTEWBUWY. >_< 'T ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dwink x3 the >w< cup ÚwÚ and all. +ELY. OwO But >_> what prevention? +:3 CANTEWBUWY. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is full of xDD gwace ÚwÚ and >w< faiw :3 wegawd. +ELY. xDD And :3 a true wuvw of x3 the >w< howy Church. +:3 CANTEWBUWY. uWu The ;;w;; couwses of :33 his :33 youth pwomis'd >w< it not. +uWu The UwU bweath nyo :33 soonyew left :33 his father's >w< body +OwO But :3 that :33 his x3 wiwdnyess, >_< mowtified uWu in :3 him, +UwU Seem'd to ^-^ die :3 too; >w< yea, uWu at :3 that xDD vewy :33 moment, +Considewation ^.^ wike >w< an ÚwÚ angew ^-^ came +xDD And whipp'd x3 th' offending Adam x3 out of :3 him, +^.^ Weaving :33 his >w< body >_< as :3 a paradise +T'envelop ÚwÚ and ^.^ contain ^w^ cewestiaw spiwits. +xDD Nyevew UwU was xDD such :3 a ^.^ sudden scholar ÚwÚ made; +xDD Nyevew ^-^ came :33 wefowmation uWu in :3 a flood, +With xDD such :3 a :3 heady ^w^ cuwwance, scouring fauwts; +x3 Nyow >_< nyevew Hydra-headed wiwfuwnyes +^w^ So >w< soon uWu did wose :33 his >w< seat, ÚwÚ and aww uWu at ^w^ once, +;;w;; As uWu in ÚwÚ this king. +ELY. We OwO awe blessed uWu in x3 the :3 change. +:3 CANTEWBUWY. >w< Heaw ^.^ him >_> but reason uWu in ;;w;; divinyity, +^.^ And, :3 aww-admiwing, with >w< an inward ÚwÚ wish +>_> You ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe x3 the ^w^ King :3 wewe UwU made :3 a prelate; +>w< Heaw ^.^ him debate of >_> commonweawth ^-^ affaiws, +>_> You ^.^ wouwd >_> say >w< it hath :33 been aww uWu in aww :33 his ;;w;; study; +>_> Wist :33 his uWu discouwse of waw, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww hear +^-^ A x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ battwe ^.^ wend'wed xDD you uWu in >_> music. +Tuwn ^.^ him to xDD any cause of x3 powicy, +uWu The Gowdian >_< knyot of >w< it ^.^ he xDD wiww uWu unwoose, +Familiar >_< as :33 his :3 gawtew; :3 that, when ^.^ he speaks, +uWu The air, :3 a chawtew'd ^w^ wibewtinye, >_> is still, +xDD And x3 the >w< mute wonder lurketh uWu in men's OwO eaws +;;w;; To ^.^ steaw :33 his x3 sweet ÚwÚ and >_> honyey'd sentences; +^w^ So :3 that x3 the awt ÚwÚ and xDD pwactic ÚwÚ pawt of >w< wife +:3 Must be x3 the mistwess to ÚwÚ this theoric; +>_< Which >_> is :3 a wonder >w< how :33 his Gwace >_> shouwd >_< gwean :33 it, +Since :33 his addiction UwU was to ;;w;; couwses vain, +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ companyies unwettew'd, OwO wude, ÚwÚ and ^w^ shawwow, +ÚwÚ His >_> houws :3 fiww'd x3 up with UwU wiots, x3 banquets, ^w^ spowts; +xDD And >_< nyevew noted uWu in ^.^ him xDD any ^-^ study, +x3 Any :3 wetiwement, xDD any sequestration +Fwom open haunts ÚwÚ and >w< popuwawity. +ELY. uWu The stwawbewwy gwows undewnyeath x3 the xDD nyettwe, +xDD And whowesome >_< bewwies x3 thwive ÚwÚ and wipen best +uWu Nyeighbouw'd ^.^ by ^w^ fwuit of baser quality; +xDD And UwU so x3 the Prince ^w^ obscuw'd :33 his >_< contempwation +;;w;; Undew x3 the veiw of wiwdnyess; ^w^ which, nyo doubt, +^w^ Gwew ^.^ wike x3 the ^-^ summew gwass, UwU fastest ^.^ by night, +Unseen, yet crescive uWu in :33 his faculty. +:3 CANTEWBUWY. ^.^ It ^w^ must be so; fow miracles OwO awe ceas'd; +xDD And >_< thewefowe ^.^ we ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ^w^ admit x3 the means +How ^.^ things OwO awe pewfected. +ELY. But, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +How nyow fow mitigation of ÚwÚ this >_> biww +Uwg'd ^.^ by x3 the Commons? ^-^ Doth :33 his ;;w;; Majesty +:3 Incwinye to :33 it, ow no? +:3 CANTEWBUWY. >w< He ;;w;; seems uWu indiffewent +:33 Ow rather xDD swaying ^.^ mowe ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ÚwÚ pawt +Than ^-^ chewishing x3 th' ;;w;; exhibitews OwO against us; +For UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< an offer to :33 his uWu Majesty- +>_> Upon UwU ouw ÚwÚ spiwituaw convocation +xDD And uWu in regard of ÚwÚ causes nyow uWu in uWu hand, +>_< Which UwU I uWu have ^-^ open'd to :33 his Gwace uWu at wawge, +;;w;; As ^-^ touching ^-^ Fwance- to UwU give :3 a :33 gweatew >w< sum +Than OwO evew uWu at one time x3 the ;;w;; cwewgy yet +Did to :33 his ^w^ pwedecessows ÚwÚ pawt uWu withaw. +ELY. How uWu did ÚwÚ this offer xDD seem weceiv'd, x3 my xDD wowd? +:3 CANTEWBUWY. With ÚwÚ good >w< acceptance of :33 his :3 Majesty; +:3 Save :3 that there UwU was nyot time enough to heaw, +;;w;; As UwU I ^-^ pewceiv'd :33 his Gwace ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have :33 donye, +uWu The >w< sevewaws ÚwÚ and xDD unhidden >w< passages +Of :33 his true uWu tides to x3 some xDD cewtain dukedoms, +xDD And ÚwÚ genyewawwy to x3 the >_< cwown ÚwÚ and uWu seat of >_< Fwance, +:3 Dewiv'd from Edwawd, :33 his >_> gweat-gwandfathew. +ELY. >_> What UwU was x3 th' x3 impediment :3 that broke ÚwÚ this off? +:3 CANTEWBUWY. uWu The OwO Fwench ambassador ;;w;; upon :3 that x3 instant +^.^ Cwav'd audience; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ houw, UwU I >_< think, >_> is come +;;w;; To UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ heawing: >_> is >w< it fouw >_< o'cwock? +ELY. ^.^ It >w< is. +:3 CANTEWBUWY. UwU Then OwO go ^.^ we x3 in, to ^.^ knyow :33 his embassy; +>_< Which UwU I couwd with :3 a ready guess decwawe, +^.^ Befowe x3 the OwO Fwenchman speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd of :3 it. +ELY. I'll wait ;;w;; upon UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ wong to hear :3 it. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OwO Wondon. uWu The Presence >w< Chambew uWu in x3 the KING'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, x3 EXETEW, ^w^ WAWWICK, >_< WESTMOWEWAND, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Whewe >_> is x3 my >_> gwacious Lord of Canterbury? +UwU EXETEW. ÚwÚ Nyot OwO hewe uWu in pwesence. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Send fow :3 him, ÚwÚ good uncle. +WESTMORELAND. Shall ^.^ we caww uWu in x3 th' :3 ambassadow, x3 my liege? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Nyot ^w^ yet, x3 my :3 cousin; ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd be wesowv'd, +^.^ Befowe ^.^ we hear :3 him, of x3 some ^.^ things of >_> weight +:33 That :3 task UwU ouw thoughts, UwU concewnying >_> us ÚwÚ and Fwance. + +Entew x3 the ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY ÚwÚ and +x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF EWY + +:3 CANTEWBUWY. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ angews xDD guawd x3 youw uWu sacwed throne, +xDD And >_< make xDD you ^-^ wong :33 become :3 it! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Sure, ^.^ we >_> thank OwO you. +OwO My :33 weawnyed uWu wowd, ^.^ we pray xDD you to xDD pwoceed, +xDD And >_< justwy ÚwÚ and x3 wewigiouswy ^w^ unfowd +Why x3 the law :33 Sawique, :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have uWu in >_< Fwance, +:33 Ow >_> shouwd ow >_> shouwd nyot ^-^ baw >_> us uWu in UwU ouw claim; +xDD And ^w^ God OwO fowbid, x3 my uWu deaw ÚwÚ and faithfuw uWu wowd, +:33 That xDD you >_> shouwd fashion, ^w^ wwest, ow bow x3 youw ^-^ weading, +:33 Ow nyicewy :3 chawge x3 youw undewstanding :3 souw +With >w< openying titles xDD miscweate x3 whose >w< wight +UwU Suits nyot uWu in OwO nyative cowouws with x3 the truth; +For ^w^ God xDD doth ^.^ knyow >w< how UwU many, nyow uWu in :33 heawth, +Shall >_< dwop uWu theiw :3 bwood uWu in :33 appwobation +Of >_> what x3 youw ^w^ wevewence UwU shaww incite >_> us ;;w;; to. +Therefore OwO take :3 heed >w< how xDD you >w< impawn UwU ouw pewson, +How xDD you awake UwU ouw x3 sweeping xDD swowd of ^.^ waw- +We :3 chawge UwU you, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of :33 God, OwO take ^w^ heed; +For >_< nyevew >w< two xDD such OwO kingdoms uWu did xDD contend +Without much faww of ^-^ bwood; x3 whose ;;w;; guiwtwess ^.^ dwops +^w^ Awe every one :3 a woe, :3 a ^w^ sowe ^-^ compwaint, +^w^ 'Gainst ^.^ him x3 whose >_< wwongs ;;w;; gives UwU edge >w< unto x3 the :33 swowds +:33 That x3 makes xDD such uWu waste uWu in bwief >_< mowtawity. +;;w;; Undew ÚwÚ this conjuwation :3 speak, x3 my wowd; +For ^.^ we xDD wiww heaw, :3 nyote, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve uWu in uWu heawt, +:33 That >_> what xDD you speak >_> is uWu in x3 youw >_> conscience >w< wash'd +;;w;; As puwe >_< as x3 sin with baptism. +:3 CANTEWBUWY. UwU Then hear uWu me, >_> gwacious sovereign, ÚwÚ and xDD you ^-^ peews, +:33 That >_> owe ^w^ youwsewves, x3 youw lives, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sewvices, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ impewiaw thwonye. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^-^ baw +;;w;; To >_< make OwO against x3 youw Highness' >_< cwaim to Fwance +OwO But uWu this, which ;;w;; they produce from Phawamond: +:3 'In ^.^ tewwam Sawicam ^-^ muwiewes nye x3 succedant'- +x3 'Nyo OwO woman UwU shaww >_< succeed uWu in Salique wand'; +>_< Which Salique ÚwÚ wand x3 the OwO Fwench ÚwÚ unjustwy gwoze +;;w;; To be x3 the weawm of >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Phawamond +uWu The :3 foundew of ÚwÚ this law ÚwÚ and >_< femawe uWu baw. +ÚwÚ Yet uWu theiw UwU own authors x3 faithfuwwy affiwm +:33 That x3 the ÚwÚ wand Salique >_> is uWu in >_> Gewmany, +Between x3 the xDD fwoods of Sawa ÚwÚ and of >_< Ewbe; +Whewe >_> Chawwes x3 the Great, xDD having :33 subdu'd x3 the Saxons, +>_> Thewe left x3 behind ÚwÚ and ^-^ settwed xDD cewtain Fwench; +UwU Who, uWu howding uWu in ^-^ disdain x3 the >_< Gewman x3 women +For x3 some ;;w;; dishonyest ^w^ mannyews of uWu theiw :3 wife, +uWu Estabwish'd xDD then ÚwÚ this >_< waw: to ^w^ wit, nyo >_< femawe +Should be inhewitwix uWu in Salique land; +>_< Which :33 Sawique, >_< as UwU I said, 'twixt >_> Ewbe ÚwÚ and Sawa, +Is uWu at ÚwÚ this day uWu in uWu Gewmany ^w^ caww'd ^w^ Meisen. +UwU Then xDD doth >w< it weww appeaw x3 the Salique law +Was nyot >w< devised fow x3 the weawm of Fwance; +x3 Nyow uWu did x3 the OwO Fwench possess x3 the Salique ÚwÚ wand +Untiw fouw :3 hundwed one ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty years +>w< Aftew defunction of ^w^ King Pharamond, +Idly ^-^ suppos'd x3 the :3 foundew of ÚwÚ this UwU waw; +Who >w< died within x3 the xDD yeaw of UwU ouw wedemption +Four :3 hundwed >_> twenty-six; ÚwÚ and >_> Chawwes x3 the UwU Gweat +:33 Subdu'd x3 the Saxons, ÚwÚ and uWu did uWu seat x3 the OwO Fwench +^.^ Beyond x3 the river Sawa, uWu in x3 the xDD yeaw +ÚwÚ Eight :3 hundwed five. :33 Besides, uWu theiw ^.^ wwitews say, +^w^ King xDD Pepin, which UwU deposed ^w^ Chiwdewic, +^w^ Did, >_< as heir general, ^.^ being >_> descended +Of UwU Bwithiwd, which UwU was daughter to ^w^ King Clothair, +^-^ Make >_< cwaim ÚwÚ and ;;w;; titwe to x3 the >_< cwown of Fwance. +^.^ Hugh ^-^ Capet xDD awso, who usuwp'd x3 the >_< cwown +Of >_> Chawwes x3 the >w< Duke of Lorraine, sole heir male +Of x3 the true winye ÚwÚ and stock of >_> Chawwes x3 the Great, +;;w;; To find :33 his ;;w;; titwe with x3 some >_< shows of >_> twuth- +;;w;; Though uWu in puwe uWu twuth >w< it UwU was corrupt ÚwÚ and :33 nyaught- +UwU Convey'd >_< himsewf >_< as x3 th' heir to x3 th' xDD Wady Wingawe, +Daughtew to Charlemain, who UwU was x3 the >_< son +;;w;; To Lewis x3 the Empewow, ÚwÚ and Lewis x3 the >_< son +Of >_> Chawwes x3 the OwO Gweat. Also ^w^ King Lewis x3 the Tenth, +Who UwU was sole heir to x3 the usurper ^-^ Capet, +Could nyot >_< keep :33 quiet uWu in :33 his OwO conscience, +Weawing x3 the >_< cwown of >_< Fwance, >w< tiww ^-^ satisfied +:33 That >w< faiw xDD Queen Isabel, :33 his >w< gwandmothew, +Was :3 winyeaw of x3 the xDD Wady ;;w;; Ewmengawe, +Daughtew to >_> Chawwes x3 the xDD fowesaid >w< Duke of ;;w;; Wowwainye; +^-^ By x3 the which ^.^ mawwiage x3 the winye of >_> Chawwes x3 the UwU Gweat +Was we-unyited to x3 the ^.^ Cwown of Fwance. +^w^ So :3 that, >_< as ^-^ cweaw >_< as >_> is x3 the :33 summew's sun, +^w^ King ÚwÚ Pepin's :3 titwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hugh uWu Capet's claim, +^w^ King Lewis :33 his x3 satisfaction, aww appeaw +;;w;; To howd uWu in >w< wight ÚwÚ and >_< tide of x3 the OwO femawe; +^w^ So UwU do x3 the >w< kings of Fwance >w< unto ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, +OwO Howbeit ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd howd x3 up ÚwÚ this Salique law +;;w;; To ^-^ baw x3 youw >_> Highnyess xDD cwaiming from x3 the OwO femawe; +xDD And rather choose to hide them uWu in :3 a ^w^ nyet +Than OwO ampwy to imbar uWu theiw crooked uWu tides +Usuwp'd from xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> pwogenyitows. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ May UwU I with >w< wight ÚwÚ and >_> conscience >_< make ÚwÚ this ^-^ cwaim? +:3 CANTEWBUWY. uWu The x3 sin ;;w;; upon x3 my head, xDD dwead sovereign! +For uWu in x3 the ^w^ book of ^w^ Nyumbews >_> is >w< it ;;w;; wwit, +x3 When x3 the x3 man dies, wet x3 the inheritance +:33 Descend >w< unto x3 the >w< daughtew. Gracious uWu wowd, +;;w;; Stand fow x3 youw OwO own, UwU unwind x3 youw bwoody ^.^ fwag, +Wook back x3 into x3 youw ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ ancestows. +^w^ Go, x3 my xDD dwead uWu wowd, to x3 youw ;;w;; gweat-gwandsiwe's ;;w;; tomb, +Fwom ÚwÚ whom xDD you claim; uWu invoke :33 his warlike ^-^ spiwit, +xDD And x3 youw gweat-uncwe's, Edward x3 the ;;w;; Bwack >_< Pwince, +Who on x3 the OwO Fwench x3 gwound pway'd :3 a :3 twagedy, +^.^ Making :3 defeat on x3 the xDD fun powew of >_< Fwance, +Whiwes :33 his UwU most ^-^ mighty >w< fathew on :3 a hill +^w^ Stood x3 smiwing to behowd :33 his ;;w;; wion's whewp +Fowage uWu in :3 bwood of OwO Fwench nobility. +x3 O x3 nyobwe Engwish, :3 that couwd entertain +With half uWu theiw forces x3 the full >_< pwide of >_< Fwance, +xDD And wet anyothew half stand x3 waughing UwU by, +All x3 out of ^.^ wowk ÚwÚ and UwU cowd fow uWu action! +ELY. Awake wemembwance of these uWu vawiant >_< dead, +xDD And with x3 youw x3 puissant awm renew uWu theiw >_< feats. +>_> You OwO awe uWu theiw heir; xDD you sit ;;w;; upon uWu theiw thwonye; +uWu The :3 bwood ÚwÚ and couwage :3 that uWu wenyownyed them +;;w;; Wuns uWu in x3 youw UwU veins; ÚwÚ and x3 my thwice-puissant wiege +Is uWu in x3 the xDD vewy OwO May-mown of :33 his youth, +:33 Wipe fow exploits ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty entewpwises. +UwU EXETEW. uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew >w< kings ÚwÚ and monarchs of x3 the ^.^ eawth +Do aww >_< expect :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd wouse yourself, +;;w;; As uWu did x3 the xDD fowmew wions of x3 youw blood. +WESTMORELAND. ^-^ They ^.^ knyow x3 youw Gwace hath cause ÚwÚ and means ÚwÚ and x3 might- +^w^ So hath x3 youw Highness; >_< nyevew ^w^ King of England +xDD Had nyobwes xDD wichew ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe loyal xDD subjects, +>_< Whose heawts uWu have left uWu theiw >_< bodies OwO hewe uWu in England +xDD And >_< wie ÚwÚ paviwion'd uWu in x3 the fields of Fwance. +:3 CANTEWBUWY. >_< O, wet uWu theiw >_< bodies follow, x3 my uWu deaw ^.^ wiege, +With :3 bwood ÚwÚ and xDD swowd ÚwÚ and fire to x3 win x3 youw wight! +^w^ In >_> aid xDD wheweof ^.^ we of x3 the spiwituawty +Will >w< waise x3 youw >_> Highnyess xDD such :3 a ^-^ mighty >w< sum +;;w;; As >_< nyevew uWu did x3 the ;;w;; cwewgy uWu at one time +Bring uWu in to xDD any of x3 youw ÚwÚ ancestows. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We ^w^ must nyot >w< onwy awm t' invade x3 the Fwench, +OwO But uWu way down UwU ouw proportions to ;;w;; defend +^w^ Against x3 the >_< Scot, who xDD wiww >_< make woad ;;w;; upon >_> us +With aww ;;w;; advantages. +:3 CANTEWBUWY. ^-^ They of UwU those >_< mawches, >_> gwacious sovereign, +Shall be :3 a waww sufficient to ;;w;; defend +Our inland from x3 the pilfering xDD bowdewews. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We UwU do nyot >_> mean x3 the ^-^ couwsing >w< snyatchews >_> onwy, +OwO But feaw x3 the :33 main :33 intendment of x3 the >_< Scot, +Who hath :33 been still :3 a ^-^ giddy OwO nyeighbouw to us; +For xDD you UwU shaww ^w^ wead :3 that x3 my great-grandfather +xDD Nyevew OwO went with :33 his forces x3 into Fwance +OwO But :3 that x3 the OwO Scot on :33 his unfurnish'd ^w^ kingdom +>_< Came pouwing, ^.^ wike x3 the >_< tide x3 into :3 a OwO bweach, +With uWu ampwe ÚwÚ and >_< bwim fulness of :33 his fowce, +Gawwing x3 the :33 gweanyed ÚwÚ wand with :3 hot ÚwÚ assays, +Giwdwing with ;;w;; gwievous ^-^ siege ^.^ castwes ÚwÚ and OwO towns; +:33 That England, ^.^ being :33 empty of ^w^ defence, +>_< Hath >_> shook ÚwÚ and x3 twembwed uWu at x3 th' :33 iww neighbourhood. +:3 CANTEWBUWY. :33 She hath :33 been xDD then ^.^ mowe feaw'd than :33 hawm'd, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; +For hear her >_> but OwO exampwed ^.^ by >w< hewsewf: +x3 When aww her xDD chivawwy hath :33 been uWu in >_< Fwance, +xDD And ^.^ she :3 a >w< mouwnying ^.^ widow of her ^.^ nyobwes, +:33 She hath herself nyot >w< onwy weww defended +OwO But :33 taken ÚwÚ and uWu impounded >_< as :3 a ^-^ stway +uWu The ^w^ King of ^-^ Scots; ÚwÚ whom ^.^ she uWu did >_> send to >_< Fwance, +;;w;; To ^w^ fiww ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's fame with ÚwÚ pwisonyew OwO kings, +xDD And >_< make her chwonyicwe >_< as rich with praise +;;w;; As >_> is x3 the :3 ooze ÚwÚ and :3 bottom of x3 the sea +With sunken wreck ÚwÚ and ^.^ sumwess :3 tweasuwies. +WESTMORELAND. OwO But there's :3 a ^w^ saying, xDD vewy ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and >_> twue: + +x3 'If :3 that xDD you xDD wiww Fwance xDD win, +UwU Then with :3 Scotwand xDD fiwst OwO begin.' + +For >_> once x3 the >_> eagwe England ^.^ being uWu in ^.^ pwey, +;;w;; To her ^-^ unguawded nyest x3 the weasel OwO Scot +UwU Comes snyeaking, ÚwÚ and UwU so :33 sucks her princely xDD eggs, +UwU Pwaying x3 the ^-^ mouse uWu in >w< absence of x3 the cat, +;;w;; To teaw ÚwÚ and havoc ^.^ mowe than ^.^ she ^.^ can ^.^ eat. +UwU EXETEW. ^.^ It fowwows, >w< then, x3 the :33 cat ^w^ must xDD stay uWu at ÚwÚ home; +ÚwÚ Yet :3 that >_> is >_> but :3 a ^w^ cwush'd necessity, +Since ^.^ we uWu have locks to safeguard uWu nyecessawies +xDD And OwO pwetty >_> twaps to catch x3 the petty >_< thieves. +While :3 that x3 the :3 awmed uWu hand xDD doth >w< fight >_> abwoad, +xDD Th' ^w^ advised >_> head uWu defends itsewf uWu at ÚwÚ home; +For guvwnment, ^w^ though UwU high, ÚwÚ and low, ÚwÚ and >_< wowew, +>_> Put x3 into xDD pawts, xDD doth >_< keep uWu in one ^.^ consent, +Congreeing uWu in :3 a full ÚwÚ and natural cwose, +Wike >_> music. +:3 CANTEWBUWY. Therefore xDD doth heaven OwO divide +uWu The >w< state of x3 man uWu in divers :3 functions, +Setting endeavouw uWu in continyuaw >w< motion; +;;w;; To which >_> is xDD fixed >_< as >w< an aim ow >_> but +>_< Obedience; fow UwU so ^.^ wowk x3 the honey uWu bees, +Cweatuwes :3 that ^.^ by :3 a UwU wuwe uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< teach +uWu The ;;w;; act of order to :3 a ^.^ peopwed >_> kingdom. +^-^ They uWu have :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and ^w^ officews of sowts, +Whewe x3 some ^.^ wike magistwates ^w^ cowwect uWu at ÚwÚ home; +:3 Othews ^.^ wike merchants venture OwO twade abwoad; +:3 Othews ^.^ wike xDD sowdiews, :3 awmed uWu in uWu theiw >_< stings, +^-^ Make ^w^ boot ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 summew's vewvet >w< buds, +>_< Which pillage ;;w;; they with ^.^ mewwy :33 mawch ;;w;; bwing ^.^ home +;;w;; To x3 the tent-royal of uWu theiw >_> empewow; +UwU Who, ;;w;; busied uWu in :33 his ^.^ majesty, suwveys +uWu The >_< singing masons xDD buiwding woofs of ^.^ gowd, +uWu The ÚwÚ civiw :3 citizens kneading x3 up x3 the honyey, +uWu The poor :3 mechanyic porters xDD cwowding uWu in +^-^ Theiw x3 heavy burdens uWu at :33 his nyawwow >_< gate, +uWu The sad-ey'd justice, with :33 his uWu suwwy :33 hum, +Dewivewing ^-^ o'ew to ^w^ executows pawe +uWu The lazy ^w^ yawnying drone. UwU I ÚwÚ this ^w^ infew, +:33 That UwU many :3 things, xDD having full UwU wefewence +;;w;; To one ^.^ consent, OwO may ^.^ wowk :33 contwawiouswy; +;;w;; As UwU many x3 awwows loosed sevewaw ways +:3 Come to one >_> mawk, >_< as UwU many ways :3 meet uWu in one xDD town, +;;w;; As UwU many >w< fwesh streams :3 meet uWu in one ^-^ sawt :33 sea, +;;w;; As UwU many lines ^-^ cwose uWu in x3 the ^.^ diaw's centre; +^w^ So UwU many :3 a thousand UwU actions, >_> once afoot, +:33 End uWu in one xDD puwpose, ÚwÚ and be aww weww ^.^ home +Without uWu defeat. Therefore to >_< Fwance, x3 my OwO wiege. +Divide x3 youw ^w^ happy England x3 into fouw; +:3 Wheweof OwO take xDD you one quarter x3 into >_< Fwance, +xDD And xDD you withal UwU shaww >_< make aww Gawwia ^w^ shake. +;;w;; If :33 we, with thrice xDD such ÚwÚ powews left uWu at ^.^ home, +UwU Cannyot ;;w;; defend UwU ouw UwU own x3 doows from x3 the dog, +Let >_> us be wowwied, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw nation wose +uWu The xDD nyame of >w< hawdinyess ÚwÚ and policy. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 the xDD messengews sent from x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin. +Exeunt x3 some ^.^ attendants +Now OwO awe ^.^ we weww ;;w;; wesowv'd; x3 and, ^.^ by >_> God's OwO hewp +xDD And >_< youws, x3 the x3 nyobwe sinews of UwU ouw x3 powew, +Fwance ^.^ being >_> ouws, we'll >w< bend >w< it to UwU ouw awe, +:33 Ow bweak >w< it aww to :33 pieces; ow there we'll ^.^ sit, +Ruling uWu in large ÚwÚ and uWu ampwe OwO empewy +^w^ O'ew Fwance ÚwÚ and aww her almost >_> kingwy dukedoms, +:33 Ow uWu way these bones uWu in >w< an >_< unwowthy uwn, +Tombless, with nyo wemembwance uvw OwO them. +^-^ Eithew UwU ouw :33 histowy UwU shaww with full xDD mouth +^w^ Speak freely of UwU ouw ;;w;; acts, ow >_> ewse UwU ouw ^-^ gwave, +Wike Turkish xDD mute, UwU shaww uWu have :3 a tongueless uWu mouth, +ÚwÚ Nyot wowshipp'd with :3 a ;;w;; waxen epitaph. + +Entew OwO AMBASSADOWS of Fwance + +Now OwO awe ^.^ we weww pwepaw'd to ^.^ knyow x3 the :3 pweasuwe +Of UwU ouw >w< faiw xDD cousin uWu Dauphin; fow ^.^ we hear +uWu Youw :3 gweeting >_> is from :3 him, nyot from x3 the ;;w;; King. +;;w;; AMBASSADOW. xDD May't uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to UwU give >_> us OwO weave +Freely to render >_> what ^.^ we uWu have uWu in chawge; +:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> spawingwy x3 show xDD you uWu faw of +uWu The ;;w;; Dauphin's meaning ÚwÚ and UwU ouw UwU embassy? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We OwO awe nyo ^w^ tywant, >_> but :3 a Christian OwO king, +uWu Unto x3 whose xDD gwace UwU ouw passion >_> is >_< as x3 subject +;;w;; As OwO awe UwU ouw ÚwÚ wwetches fett'wed uWu in UwU ouw uWu pwisons; +Therefore with xDD fwank ÚwÚ and with :33 uncuwbed >_< pwainnyess +Teww >_> us x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's :33 mind. +;;w;; AMBASSADOW. ^-^ Thus >w< then, uWu in ^-^ few. +uWu Youw >w< Highnyess, :3 watewy UwU sending x3 into >_< Fwance, +Did >_< cwaim x3 some xDD cewtain dukedoms uWu in x3 the >w< wight +Of x3 youw great pwedecessow, ^w^ King Edward x3 the uWu Thiwd. +^w^ In answew of which claim, x3 the Prince UwU ouw >_< mastew +^w^ Says :3 that xDD you savouw ^w^ too much of x3 youw youth, +xDD And UwU bids xDD you be :33 advis'd there's >_< nyought uWu in Fwance +:33 That ^.^ can be with :3 a >_< nyimbwe ^w^ gawwiawd ^w^ won; +>_> You ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wevew x3 into dukedoms :33 thewe. +>w< He >_< thewefowe OwO sends UwU you, ^-^ meetew fow x3 youw ^-^ spiwit, +This tun of >w< tweasuwe; x3 and, uWu in ÚwÚ wieu of uWu this, +Desires xDD you wet x3 the dukedoms :3 that xDD you >_< cwaim +>w< Heaw nyo ^.^ mowe of OwO you. This x3 the uWu Dauphin speaks. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What treasure, xDD uncwe? +UwU EXETEW. ÚwÚ Tennyis-bawws, x3 my OwO wiege. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We OwO awe uWu gwad x3 the uWu Dauphin >_> is UwU so >_> pweasant with us; +ÚwÚ His xDD pwesent ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^w^ pains ^.^ we >_> thank xDD you ;;w;; fow. +x3 When ^.^ we uWu have match'd UwU ouw >w< wackets to these uWu bawws, +We xDD wiww uWu in >_< Fwance, ^.^ by >_> God's gwace, :33 pway :3 a uWu set +Shall strike :33 his father's >_< cwown x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ hazawd. +Teww ^.^ him ^.^ he hath UwU made :3 a >_< match with xDD such :3 a >_< wwangwew +:33 That aww x3 the couwts of Fwance xDD wiww be distuwb'd +With ;;w;; chaces. xDD And ^.^ we understand ^.^ him weww, +How ^.^ he x3 comes ^-^ o'ew >_> us with UwU ouw uWu wiwdew uWu days, +ÚwÚ Nyot measuring >_> what use ^.^ we UwU made of OwO them. +We >_< nyevew ÚwÚ vawu'd ÚwÚ this poor uWu seat of x3 Engwand; +xDD And OwO thewefowe, UwU wiving hence, uWu did UwU give :3 ouwsewf +;;w;; To barbarous OwO wicence; >_< as UwU 'tis OwO evew ^w^ common +:33 That ;;w;; men OwO awe >w< mewwiest when ;;w;; they OwO awe from >_> home. +OwO But tell x3 the uWu Dauphin UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep x3 my state, +^w^ Be ^.^ wike :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and x3 show x3 my saiw of greatness, +x3 When UwU I UwU do wouse ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my >_< thwonye of Fwance; +For :3 that UwU I uWu have laid ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ majesty +xDD And pwodded ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man fow working-days; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww rise there with UwU so full :3 a :3 gwowy +:33 That UwU I xDD wiww x3 dazzwe aww x3 the eyes of >_< Fwance, +Yea, strike x3 the uWu Dauphin ^w^ bwind to wook on >_> us. +xDD And tell x3 the >_> pweasant Prince ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ mock of :33 his +>_< Hath >_> tuwn'd :33 his uWu bawws to UwU gun-stonyes, ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 souw +Shall stand ^w^ sowe UwU chawged fow x3 the ^w^ wastefuw UwU vengeance +:33 That UwU shaww fwy with OwO them; fow UwU many :3 a thousand widows +Shall ÚwÚ this :33 his ÚwÚ mock ÚwÚ mock of uWu theiw uWu deaw husbands; +uWu Mock mothews from uWu theiw sons, ÚwÚ mock ^.^ castwes down; +xDD And x3 some OwO awe yet ungotten ÚwÚ and xDD unbown +:33 That UwU shaww uWu have cause to UwU cuwse x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's xDD scown. +OwO But ÚwÚ this wies aww within x3 the xDD wiww of :33 God, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I UwU do appeal; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 whose :33 nyame, +Teww xDD you x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin, UwU I ^w^ am xDD coming ;;w;; on, +;;w;; To >_< venge ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ and to put fowth +OwO My wightfuw uWu hand uWu in :3 a well-hallow'd OwO cause. +^w^ So get xDD you >w< hence uWu in :3 peace; ÚwÚ and tell x3 the uWu Dauphin +ÚwÚ His xDD jest xDD wiww savouw >_> but of shallow ^w^ wit, +x3 When thousands xDD weep ^.^ mowe than uWu did laugh uWu at :3 it. +^.^ Convey them with >_< safe x3 conduct. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +Exeunt OwO AMBASSADOWS +UwU EXETEW. This UwU was :3 a ^.^ mewwy uWu message. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We UwU hope to >_< make x3 the sender bwush uWu at :3 it. +>_< Thewefowe, x3 my wowds, x3 omit nyo ^w^ happy >_> houw +:33 That OwO may UwU give x3 fuwth'wance to UwU ouw :3 expedition; +For ^.^ we uWu have nyow nyo xDD thought uWu in >_> us >_> but >_< Fwance, +:3 Save UwU those to :33 God, :3 that >w< wun >w< befowe UwU ouw business. +Therefore wet UwU ouw proportions fow these UwU waws +^w^ Be >w< soon collected, ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things xDD thought ;;w;; upon +:33 That OwO may with ^.^ weasonyabwe x3 swiftnyess >_< ad +uWu Mowe feathers to UwU ouw xDD wings; for, ^w^ God x3 befowe, +^-^ We'ww UwU chide ÚwÚ this uWu Dauphin uWu at :33 his father's UwU doow. +Therefore wet every x3 man nyow :3 task :33 his xDD thought +:33 That ÚwÚ this >w< faiw uWu action OwO may on :33 foot be ^-^ bwought. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. PROLOGUE. + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew CHORUS + +>_< CHOWUS. Now aww x3 the :33 youth of England OwO awe on ^w^ fiwe, +xDD And siwken ^-^ dawwiance uWu in x3 the wardrobe >w< wies; +Now x3 thwive x3 the ^w^ awmouwews, ÚwÚ and x3 honyouw's xDD thought +UwU Weigns solely uWu in x3 the breast of every xDD man; +^-^ They ;;w;; seww x3 the pastuwe nyow to UwU buy x3 the horse, +:33 Fowwowing x3 the mirror of aww Christian >w< kings +With >_> winged heews, >_< as :3 Engwish Mewcuwies. +For nyow >_> sits uWu Expectation uWu in x3 the air, +xDD And OwO hides :3 a xDD swowd from xDD hiwts >w< unto x3 the :33 point +With :3 cwowns impewiaw, :33 cwowns, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cowonyets, +>_> Pwomis'd to ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ and :33 his fowwowews. +uWu The Fwench, :33 advis'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ good ^.^ intewwigence +Of ÚwÚ this UwU most :3 dweadfuw pwepawation, +:33 Shake uWu in uWu theiw feaw ÚwÚ and with pawe UwU powicy +;;w;; Seek to divert x3 the :3 Engwish purposes. +x3 O England! :33 modew to >w< thy inward greatness, +Wike xDD wittwe >w< body with :3 a ^-^ mighty uWu heawt, +>_> What ÚwÚ mightst xDD thou UwU do :3 that honour ^.^ wouwd uWu thee UwU do, +^.^ Wewe aww >w< thy x3 chiwdwen uWu kind ÚwÚ and natural! +OwO But >_> see >w< thy >_> fauwt! Fwance hath uWu in uWu thee >_> found x3 out +^-^ A nyest of OwO howwow UwU bosoms, which ^.^ he ^.^ fiwws +With treacherous cwowns; ÚwÚ and >w< thwee cowwupted UwU men- +One, Richard ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD second, +Henwy Lord :3 Scwoop of :3 Masham, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO thiwd, +Sir Thomas Gwey, UwU knyight, of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +xDD Have, fow x3 the gilt of ^-^ Fwance- x3 O guilt xDD indeed!- +>_> Confiwm'd conspiracy with x3 feawfuw Fwance; +xDD And ^.^ by uWu theiw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ this xDD gwace of >w< kings ^w^ must ;;w;; die- +;;w;; If heww ÚwÚ and UwU tweason howd uWu theiw UwU pwomises, +Ere ^.^ he OwO take ship fow ^-^ Fwance- ÚwÚ and uWu in ^.^ Southampton. +^-^ Wingew x3 youw uWu patience ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and we'll digest +xDD Th' abuse of ÚwÚ distance, force :3 a play. +uWu The >w< sum >_> is ÚwÚ paid, x3 the traitors OwO awe ^w^ agweed, +uWu The ^w^ King >_> is uWu set from Wondon, ÚwÚ and x3 the scene +Is nyow >w< twanspowted, ÚwÚ gentwes, to Southampton; +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 the ;;w;; pway-house now, there ^w^ must xDD you ^.^ sit, +xDD And thence to Fwance UwU shaww ^.^ we :33 convey xDD you >_< safe +xDD And ;;w;; bwing xDD you back, OwO chawming x3 the nyawwow seas +;;w;; To UwU give xDD you ^-^ gentwe UwU pass; for, >_> if ^.^ we may, +^-^ We'ww nyot ^-^ offend one stomach with UwU ouw play. +But, >w< tiww x3 the ^w^ King come ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and nyot >w< tiww >w< then, +uWu Unto ^-^ Southampton UwU do ^.^ we OwO shift UwU ouw ;;w;; scenye. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +OwO Wondon. ^.^ Befowe x3 the Boar's Head >_> Tavewn, xDD Eastcheap + +Entew COWPOWAW x3 NYM ÚwÚ and x3 WIEUTENyANT ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +BARDOLPH. Weww :3 met, ^w^ Cowpowaw >_< Nym. +OwO NYM. ^-^ Good morrow, Wieutenyant ^.^ Bawdowph. +BARDOLPH. What, OwO awe Ancient Pistow ÚwÚ and xDD you ^w^ fwiends :33 yet? +OwO NYM. For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I :3 cawe x3 nyot; UwU I >_> say UwU wittwe, >_> but when time UwU shaww +OwO sewve, there UwU shaww be smiwes- >_> but :3 that UwU shaww be >_< as >w< it may. UwU I dawe +nyot fight; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww >_> wink ÚwÚ and howd x3 out >_< minye iwon. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a :33 simpwe +onye; >_> but >_> what UwU though? ^.^ It xDD wiww >_< toast ÚwÚ cheese, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD wiww OwO enduwe +UwU cowd >_< as anyothew :33 man's xDD swowd :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and there's >w< an OwO end. +BARDOLPH. UwU I xDD wiww bestow :3 a OwO bweakfast to >_< make xDD you >_< fwiends; ÚwÚ and we'll +be aww >w< thwee sworn bwothews to Fwance. x3 Wet't be >_> so, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Cowpowaw +>_< Nym. +OwO NYM. Faith, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ wive UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as UwU I may, ^w^ that's x3 the xDD cewtain of uWu it; +ÚwÚ and when UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive xDD any wongew, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_< as UwU I may. :33 That >_> is x3 my +^-^ west, :3 that >_> is x3 the rendezvous of :3 it. +BARDOLPH. ^.^ It >_> is cewtain, uWu Cowpowaw, :3 that ^.^ he >_> is mawwied to ;;w;; Nyeww +Quickwy; ÚwÚ and :3 cewtainwy ^.^ she uWu did xDD you wwong, fow xDD you :3 wewe +uWu twoth-pwight to her. +OwO NYM. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; ^.^ things ^w^ must be >_< as ;;w;; they may. OwO Men OwO may sweep, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; they OwO may uWu have uWu theiw ÚwÚ thwoats about them uWu at :3 that time; ÚwÚ and x3 some >_> say +>_> knyives uWu have edges. ^.^ It ^w^ must be >_< as >w< it ;;w;; may; ^w^ though uWu patience be :3 a +^w^ tiwed mare, yet ^.^ she xDD wiww xDD pwod. >_> Thewe ^w^ must be conclusions. xDD Weww, UwU I +;;w;; cannyot tell. + +Entew PISTOW ÚwÚ and >_< HOSTESS + +BARDOLPH. :3 Hewe x3 comes Ancient Pistow ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 wife. ^-^ Good uWu Cowpowaw, be +patient hewe. +OwO NYM. How now, >_< minye host >w< Pistow! +PISTOL. >w< Base ^-^ tike, caww'st xDD thou ;;w;; me >w< host? +Now ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand, UwU I >_< sweaw UwU I ^w^ scown x3 the :3 tewm; +x3 Nyow UwU shaww x3 my ;;w;; Nyeww >_< keep ÚwÚ wodgews. +HOSTESS. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my troth, nyot xDD wong; fow ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot uWu wodge ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ boawd :3 a +^.^ dozen ow ^.^ fouwteen gentlewomen :3 that ^w^ wive :3 honyestwy ^.^ by x3 the uWu pwick of +uWu theiw needles, >_> but >w< it xDD wiww be xDD thought ^.^ we >_< keep :3 a x3 bawdy-house +stwaight. >w< [Nym draws] x3 O xDD weww-a-day, Lady, >_> if ^.^ he be nyot dwawn! Now +^.^ we UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ wiwfuw adultery ÚwÚ and murder :33 committed. +BARDOLPH. ^-^ Good ^.^ Wieutenyant, ÚwÚ good uWu Cowpowaw, offer >_< nyothing hewe. +OwO NYM. OwO Pish! +PISTOL. ^.^ Pish fow ÚwÚ thee, Icewand dog! xDD thou prick-ear'd cur of +Icewand! +HOSTESS. ^-^ Good ^w^ Cowpowaw ;;w;; Nym, x3 show >w< thy uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and put x3 up x3 youw ^-^ swowd. +OwO NYM. Will xDD you >_< shog off? UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you UwU sowus. +PISTOL. >_> 'Sowus,' egwegious ÚwÚ dog? x3 O :33 vipew viwe! +uWu The >_> 'sowus' uWu in >w< thy UwU most :33 mewvaiwous face; +uWu The >_> 'sowus' uWu in >w< thy teeth, ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< thy throat, +xDD And uWu in >w< thy hateful ;;w;; wungs, >w< yea, uWu in >w< thy xDD maw, >_> pewdy; +^.^ And, which >_> is ^-^ wowse, within >w< thy ^-^ nyasty ^-^ mouth! +UwU I UwU do xDD wetowt x3 the >_> 'sowus' uWu in >w< thy ÚwÚ bowews; +For UwU I ^.^ can take, ÚwÚ and uWu Pistow's >_> cock >_> is up, +xDD And >_< fwashing fire xDD wiww x3 fowwow. +OwO NYM. UwU I ^w^ am nyot Barbason: xDD you ;;w;; cannyot x3 conjuwe x3 me. UwU I uWu have >w< an humouw to +:3 knyock xDD you xDD indiffewentwy well. ;;w;; If xDD you gwow fouw with uWu me, ^.^ Pistow, UwU I +xDD wiww scouw xDD you with x3 my wapiew, >_< as UwU I may, uWu in >w< faiw :33 tewms; >_> if xDD you +^.^ wouwd UwU wawk x3 off UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu pwick x3 youw :33 guts :3 a UwU wittwe, uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ tewms, +>_< as UwU I may, ÚwÚ and OwO thaes x3 the humouw of :3 it. +PISTOL. x3 O braggart ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and uWu damnyed ÚwÚ fuwious wight! +uWu The :3 gwave xDD doth >_> gape ÚwÚ and >_< doting :33 death >_> is uWu nyeaw; +Therefore uWu exhawe. >_< [PISTOW draws] +BARDOLPH. >w< Heaw uWu me, hear ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I OwO say: ^.^ he :3 that :33 stwikes x3 the xDD fiwst +^w^ stwoke I'll >w< wun ^.^ him x3 up to x3 the hilts, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a OwO sowdiew. [Draws] -ÚwÚ PISTOW. An OwO oath >_> of ^.^ mickwe :3 might; ÚwÚ and :3 fuwy uWu shaww :3 abate. -[PISTOL ÚwÚ and uWu Nym OwO sheathe theiw swowds] ->w< Give me >w< thy ^-^ fist, >w< thy fore-foot ^-^ to me :3 give; -x3 Thy uWu spiwits awe UwU most tall. -^w^ NYM. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut >w< thy ^w^ thwoat ^-^ onye UwU time ^w^ ow xDD othew, in fair x3 tewms; UwU that -:3 is OwO the humouw >_> of it. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU 'Coupwe :3 a uWu gowge!' -:33 That :3 is OwO the :33 wowd. I ÚwÚ thee :33 defy again. -:3 O OwO hound >_> of Crete, think'st :3 thou my xDD spouse ^-^ to >_< get? -Nyo; ^-^ to OwO the UwU spitaw ÚwÚ go, -And ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< powd'wing :33 tub >_> of OwO infamy -x3 Fetch :3 fowth OwO the ^.^ wazaw xDD kite >_> of ÚwÚ Cwessid's kind, -x3 Doww >_< Teawsheet ^.^ she uWu by uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and xDD hew espouse. -I x3 have, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >_< howd, OwO the :3 quondam uWu Quickwy ->_< Fow OwO the only she; uWu and- pauca, :33 thewe's ^w^ enyough. -uWu Go x3 to. - -x3 Entew OwO the >_< Boy - ->_< BOY. Minye host :33 Pistow, you >w< must come ^-^ to my master; ÚwÚ and >_> youw ->w< hostess- ^.^ he :3 is vewy >_< sick, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ to bed. Good Bardolph, >w< put ->w< thy ;;w;; face :3 between his sheets, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the >w< office >_> of :3 a x3 wawming-pan. -OwO Faith, :33 he's vewy ill. -:33 BAWDOWPH. Away, you >_> wogue. -HOSTESS. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 he'ww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the crow :3 a ^.^ pudding ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these -x3 days: OwO the UwU King >_> has xDD kiww'd his ÚwÚ heawt. Good xDD husband, come UwU home ->_> pwesentwy. >_< Exeunt ^-^ HOSTESS ÚwÚ and xDD BOY -:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww I ^-^ make you two uWu fwiends? We >w< must ^-^ to Fwance ->_< togethew; x3 why OwO the ^w^ deviw shouwd ^-^ we ^-^ keep :33 knyives ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut ^-^ onye -x3 anyothew's throats? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet floods UwU o'ewsweww, ÚwÚ and >_< fiends uWu fow >_< food howl :33 on! -^w^ NYM. You'll pay me OwO the eight xDD shiwwings I xDD won >_> of you at x3 betting? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Base :3 is OwO the ^w^ swave UwU that >_> pays. -^w^ NYM. :33 That :3 nyow I uWu wiww ^.^ have; that's OwO the humouw >_> of it. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As :3 manhood uWu shaww :3 compound: push UwU home. -[PISTOL ÚwÚ and uWu Nym OwO dwaw] -:33 BAWDOWPH. By :3 this ;;w;; swowd, ^.^ he UwU that makes OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO thwust I'll :33 kiww -him; uWu by :3 this ;;w;; swowd, I uWu wiww. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Swowd :3 is OwO an ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and oaths >w< must ^.^ have theiw >_> couwse. -[Sheathes his ^w^ swowd] -:33 BAWDOWPH. Cowpowaw ^.^ Nym, OwO an :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be fwiends, >w< be fwiends; OwO an -:3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, x3 why then >w< be >_> enyemies with me ^w^ too. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< put :33 up. -^w^ NYM. I uWu shaww ^.^ have my eight xDD shiwwings I xDD won >_> of you at x3 betting? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO A x3 nyobwe ^-^ shawt :3 thou x3 have, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent >_> pay; -And :3 wiquow wikewise uWu wiww I ^w^ give ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -And friendship uWu shaww ^-^ combinye, ÚwÚ and bwothewhood. -I'll live uWu by uWu Nym ÚwÚ and uWu Nym uWu shaww live uWu by >_> me. -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this ^w^ just? >_< Fow I uWu shaww sutler >w< be -^.^ Unto OwO the camp, ÚwÚ and pwofits uWu wiww accrue. ->w< Give me >w< thy hand. -^w^ NYM. ^-^ [Sheathing his ^w^ swowd] I uWu shaww ^.^ have my noble? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU In cash UwU most justly >_< paid. -^w^ NYM. x3 [Shaking ;;w;; hands] Weww, then, that's OwO the humouw ^-^ of't. - -;;w;; We-entew ^-^ HOSTESS - -HOSTESS. UwU As >w< evew you come >_> of :3 women, come in >_> quickwy ^-^ to Sir John. -xDD Ah, UwU poow >_< heawt! ^.^ he :3 is OwO so ^w^ shak'd >_> of :3 a burning x3 quotidian ^.^ tewtian -UwU that ^.^ it :3 is UwU most lamentable ^-^ to UwU behowd. ^.^ Sweet ^-^ men, come ^-^ to >_> him. -^w^ NYM. The UwU King ;;w;; hath run OwO bad uWu humouws uWu on OwO the OwO knyight; that's OwO the x3 even ->_> of it. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Nym, :3 thou x3 hast xDD spoke OwO the ^-^ wight; -His OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ fwacted ÚwÚ and corroborate. -^w^ NYM. The UwU King :3 is :3 a good ^-^ king, uWu but ^.^ it >w< must >w< be as ^.^ it :3 may; ^.^ he passes ->w< some uWu humouws ÚwÚ and uWu caweews. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet OwO us condole OwO the OwO knyight; for, xDD wambkins, ^-^ we uWu wiww wive. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -UwU Southampton. OwO A council-chamber - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ EXETEW, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND - -BEDFORD. Fowe God, his OwO Gwace :3 is bold, ^-^ to xDD twust ^.^ these x3 twaitows. -EXETER. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be >_< appwehended uWu by ÚwÚ and by. -WESTMORELAND. OwO How ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and x3 even uWu they ^-^ do bear themsewves, -UwU As ^-^ if :33 awwegiance in theiw >_< bosoms sat, -:33 Cwownyed with :3 faith ÚwÚ and ;;w;; constant woyawty! -BEDFORD. The UwU King ;;w;; hath ^-^ nyote >_> of >w< aww UwU that uWu they intend, -By interception ;;w;; which uWu they ^-^ dweam ^.^ nyot >_> of. -EXETER. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but OwO the man UwU that ÚwÚ was his >_< bedfewwow, -x3 Whom ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO duww'd ÚwÚ and :33 cwoy'd with >_< gwacious favours- -:33 That ^.^ he x3 shouwd, uWu fow :3 a foweign ^-^ puwse, OwO so ;;w;; seww -His >_< suvweign's life ^-^ to death ÚwÚ and treachery! - -^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, SCROOP, -CAMBRIDGE, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and attendants - -KING HENRY. Nyow OwO sits OwO the ^.^ wind :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww >_< aboawd. -UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, ÚwÚ and my >w< kind Wowd >_> of uWu Masham, -And you, my gentwe :3 knyight, ^w^ give me >_> youw xDD thoughts. -:33 Think you ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the pow'rs ^-^ we bear with OwO us -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ cut theiw ÚwÚ passage OwO thwough OwO the x3 fowce >_> of UwU Fwance, -Doing OwO the >_> execution ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ act ->_< Fow ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have in head >_< assembwed >w< them? -SCROOP. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, my UwU wiege, ^-^ if OwO each man ^-^ do his >_> best. -KING HENRY. I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot UwU that, >_< since ^-^ we awe ;;w;; weww pewsuaded -We carry ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO heawt with OwO us ^-^ fwom x3 hence -:33 That grows ^.^ nyot in :3 a fair consent with ouws; -Nyow xDD weave ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> behind UwU that doth ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish -uWu Success ÚwÚ and :3 conquest ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on ÚwÚ us. -CAMBWIDGE. uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ monyawch better >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and :33 wov'd ->w< Than :3 is >_> youw Majesty. There's ;;w;; nyot, I xDD think, :3 a :33 subject -:33 That OwO sits in :3 heawt-gwief ÚwÚ and >_> unyeasinyes -^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ sweet shade >_> of >_> youw guvwnment. -GWEY. Twue: x3 those UwU that ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_< fathew's >_> enyemies ->_< Have steep'd theiw ^.^ gawws in ;;w;; honyey, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do sewve you -x3 With hearts UwU cweate >_> of >_> duty ÚwÚ and >_> of >_> zeaw. -KING HENRY. We OwO thewefowe ^.^ have gweat cause >_> of ÚwÚ thankfuwnyess, -And uWu shaww ^-^ fowget OwO the >w< office >_> of ^-^ ouw hand -:3 Soonyew than quittance >_> of desewt ÚwÚ and merit ->_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the OwO weight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowthinyess. -SCROOP. ^w^ So service uWu shaww with xDD steewed sinyews toil, -And >_< wabouw uWu shaww :3 wefwesh itsewf with hope, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_> youw OwO Gwace :33 incessant ^.^ sewvices. -KING HENRY. We ;;w;; judge nyo less. Uncle >_> of ^.^ Exetew, -Enwawge OwO the man committed yesterday -:33 That ÚwÚ waiw'd x3 against ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson. We consider -^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^-^ excess >_> of xDD winye UwU that xDD set him OwO on; -And uWu on his ^-^ mowe >_> advice ^-^ we pawdon >_> him. -SCROOP. ^.^ That's >w< mewcy, uWu but xDD too >w< much x3 secuwity. ->_> Wet him >w< be :3 punyish'd, suvweign, west example -;;w;; Bweed, uWu by his UwU suffewance, ^-^ mowe >_> of such :3 a OwO kind. -KING HENRY. :33 O, let OwO us ÚwÚ yet >w< be :33 mewcifuw! -CAMBWIDGE. ^w^ So ^-^ may >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet punish ^w^ too. -GWEY. >_> Siw, -You show gweat UwU mewcy ^-^ if you ^w^ give him xDD wife, -:33 Aftew OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of >w< much >_> cowwection. -KING HENRY. ^.^ Awas, >_> youw xDD too >w< much love ÚwÚ and cawe >_> of me -uWu Awe :33 heavy OwO owisons >w< 'gainst :3 this UwU poow ^w^ wwetch! ->w< If wittwe faults proceeding uWu on distemper -:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu wink'd at, how uWu shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; stwetch ^-^ ouw eye -When :3 capitaw ^.^ cwimes, UwU chew'd, >_< swawwow'd, ÚwÚ and digested, -xDD Appeaw before >_> us? >w< We'ww ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ enwawge UwU that man, -^-^ Though ^-^ Cambwidge, Scroop, ÚwÚ and Gwey, in theiw dear cawe -And >w< tendew x3 pwesewvation >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson, -Wouwd ^.^ have him ^-^ punyish'd. And :3 nyow ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench ^w^ causes: -OwO Who awe OwO the ^.^ wate >_> commissionyews? -CAMBWIDGE. I one, my :33 wowd. -Your Highness bade me ÚwÚ ask uWu fow ^.^ it to-day. -SCROOP. ^w^ So >_> did you uWu me, my ^.^ wiege. -GWEY. And OwO I, my :33 woyaw sovereign. -KING HENRY. >_> Then, Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, there :3 is yours; -Thewe xDD youws, Wowd ^-^ Scwoop >_> of xDD Masham; :3 and, Sir uWu Knyight, -xDD Gwey >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, :3 this >_> same :3 is ^w^ youws. -x3 Wead ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow I xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ wowthinyess. -UwU My Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, ÚwÚ and uncwe ^.^ Exetew, -We uWu wiww aboawd to-nyight. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ;;w;; gentwemen? -What UwU see you in x3 those :3 papews, UwU that you wose -^w^ So >w< much :3 compwexion? Wook ye how uWu they xDD change! -Their x3 cheeks awe >w< papew. ÚwÚ Why, what ;;w;; wead you there -:33 That ^.^ have OwO so cowarded ÚwÚ and chas'd >_> youw UwU bwood -Out >_> of appeawance? -CAMBWIDGE. I ^-^ do x3 confess my UwU fauwt, -And ^-^ do x3 submit me ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Highnyess' uWu mewcy. ->w< GWEY, SCROOP. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which ^-^ we >w< aww appeal. -KING HENRY. The UwU mewcy UwU that ÚwÚ was uWu quick in OwO us uWu but ^.^ wate -By >_> youw >_> own counsew :3 is ^-^ suppwess'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ kiww'd. -You >w< must ^.^ nyot dare, uWu fow shame, ^-^ to talk >_> of >_> mewcy; ->_< Fow >_> youw >_> own reasons xDD tuwn OwO into >_> youw >_< bosoms -UwU As ;;w;; dogs x3 upon theiw masters, xDD wowwying you. -^w^ See you, my princes ÚwÚ and my x3 nyobwe peers, -^.^ These Engwish monstews! UwU My Wowd >_> of ^.^ Cambwidge hewe- -You xDD knyow how :3 apt ^-^ ouw love ÚwÚ was ^-^ to accowd -ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish him with OwO an >w< appewtinyents -Bewonging ^-^ to his >_> honyouw; ÚwÚ and :3 this man -Hath, uWu fow :3 a xDD few ^.^ wight cwowns, >w< wightwy conspir'd, -And sworn x3 unto OwO the pwactices >_> of Fwance -ÚwÚ To :33 kiww OwO us here in uWu Hampton; ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which -:3 This :3 knyight, nyo less uWu fow bounty bound ^-^ to OwO us ->w< Than ^.^ Cambwidge ;;w;; is, ;;w;; hath wikewise swown. But, :33 O, -What uWu shaww I uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ thee, Wowd Scroop, :3 thou cruel, -Ingrateful, ^-^ savage, ÚwÚ and >_< inhuman :3 cweatuwe? -Thou UwU that didst bear OwO the ;;w;; key >_> of >w< aww my counsews, -:33 That knew'st OwO the vewy xDD bottom >_> of my >_> souw, -:33 That ^w^ awmost x3 mightst ^.^ have ^-^ coin'd me OwO into ^.^ gowd, -Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have practis'd uWu on me uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ use- -May ^.^ it >w< be possibwe UwU that foweign ÚwÚ hiwe -Could >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ extwact ^-^ onye ^w^ spawk >_> of evil -:33 That UwU might uWu annyoy my >_> fingew? ^.^ 'Tis OwO so ÚwÚ stwange -That, >w< though OwO the >w< twuth >_> of ^.^ it ^-^ stands x3 off as :3 gwoss -UwU As bwack ÚwÚ and >_< white, my eye uWu wiww ^-^ scawcewy UwU see it. -uWu Tweason ÚwÚ and murder >w< evew ^-^ kept togethew, -UwU As two yoke-devils sworn ^-^ to ÚwÚ eithew's >_< puwpose, ->w< Wowking OwO so ^.^ gwosswy in :3 a :3 nyatuwaw cause -:33 That ^w^ admiwation >_> did ^.^ nyot xDD whoop at them; -But thou, >w< 'gainst >w< aww >_> pwopowtion, didst bwing in -uWu Wondew ^-^ to OwO wait uWu on uWu tweason ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 muwdew; -And >_> whatsoevew ÚwÚ cunnying x3 fiend ^.^ it ÚwÚ was -:33 That wrought x3 upon ÚwÚ thee OwO so ^w^ pwepostewouswy -;;w;; Hath ^w^ got OwO the >w< voice in heww uWu fow >_< excewwence; -And uWu othew devils UwU that suggest uWu by treasons -Do botch ÚwÚ and bungle OwO up uWu damnyation -x3 With :33 patches, uWu cowouws, ÚwÚ and with forms, being fetch'd -From ^.^ gwist'wing sembwances >_> of ÚwÚ piety; -But ^.^ he UwU that tempew'd ÚwÚ thee bade ÚwÚ thee ^.^ stand uWu up, -Gave ÚwÚ thee nyo instance x3 why :3 thou shouldst ^-^ do tweason, ->_< Unwess ^-^ to dub ÚwÚ thee with OwO the name >_> of ^-^ twaitow. ->w< If UwU that >_> same ^w^ demon UwU that ;;w;; hath gull'd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; thus -;;w;; Shouwd with his x3 wion ^-^ gait ÚwÚ wawk OwO the xDD whowe UwU wowwd, -ÚwÚ He UwU might xDD wetuwn ^-^ to vasty Tartar ^w^ back, -And tell OwO the legions OwO 'I can never ^.^ win -OwO A ^w^ souw OwO so :33 easy as UwU that uWu Engwishman's.' -:33 O, how x3 hast :3 thou with jealousy ^.^ infected -The xDD sweetnyess >_> of :3 affiance! Show x3 men ^.^ dutifuw? -ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. xDD Seem uWu they grave ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weawnyed? -ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. Come uWu they >_> of x3 nyobwe family? -ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. xDD Seem uWu they wewigious? -ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. Ow awe uWu they spawe in ;;w;; diet, ->_> Fwee ^-^ fwom :3 gwoss passion ^w^ ow >_> of uWu miwth ^w^ ow angew, -:3 Constant in ^.^ spiwit, ^.^ nyot ^w^ swewving with OwO the blood, -Garnish'd ÚwÚ and >_> deck'd in modest OwO compwement, -:3 Nyot >_< wowking with OwO the eye ^-^ without OwO the eaw, -And uWu but in purged ÚwÚ judgment x3 twusting >w< nyeithew? -Such ÚwÚ and OwO so finely bolted didst :3 thou ^-^ seem; -And ;;w;; thus >w< thy ^-^ faww ;;w;; hath weft :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^-^ bwot -ÚwÚ To mark OwO the OwO fuww-fwaught man ÚwÚ and :33 best >w< indued -x3 With >w< some ^w^ suspicion. I uWu wiww weep uWu fow thee; ->_< Fow :3 this uWu wevowt >_> of thinye, >_> methinks, :3 is >_< wike ->_> Anyothew ^-^ faww >_> of xDD man. Their faults awe xDD open. -xDD Awwest them ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ answew >_> of OwO the waw; -And :3 God x3 acquit them >_> of theiw pwactices! -EXETER. I arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, uWu by OwO the name >_> of Richard Eaww ->_> of OwO Cambwidge. -I arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, uWu by OwO the name >_> of ^-^ Henwy Wowd ^-^ Scwoop ->_> of ;;w;; Masham. -I arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, uWu by OwO the name >_> of ÚwÚ Thomas Gwey, -:3 knyight, >_> of ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. -SCROOP. Our >w< puwposes :3 God justly ;;w;; hath discover'd, -And I ^w^ wepent my fauwt ^-^ mowe than my ^w^ death; -^w^ Which I uWu beseech >_> youw Highness ^-^ to ;;w;; fowgive, -UwU Awthough my ÚwÚ body pay OwO the x3 pwice >_> of it. -CAMBWIDGE. >_< Fow uWu me, OwO the gold >_> of Fwance >_> did ^.^ nyot >_< seduce, -UwU Awthough I >_> did UwU admit ^.^ it as :3 a uWu motive -The sooner ^-^ to :33 effect what I OwO intended; -But :3 God >w< be x3 thanked uWu fow x3 pwevention, -^w^ Which I in sufferance >_> heawtiwy uWu wiww ÚwÚ wejoice, -^w^ Beseeching :3 God ÚwÚ and you ^-^ to pawdon >_> me. -GWEY. uWu Nyevew >_> did xDD faithfuw :33 subject ^-^ mowe uWu wejoice -^.^ At OwO the discovery >_> of UwU most dangewous uWu tweason ->w< Than I ^-^ do at :3 this hour ^.^ joy o'ew ÚwÚ mysewf, -Pwevented ^-^ fwom :3 a damned OwO entewpwise. -UwU My UwU fauwt, uWu but ^.^ nyot my body, pawdon, sovereign. -KING HENRY. :3 God ;;w;; quit you in his ^.^ mewcy! >w< Heaw >_> youw uWu sentence. -You ^.^ have ^.^ conspiw'd x3 against ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson, -^.^ Join'd with OwO an enemy proclaim'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom his OwO coffews -:3 Weceiv'd OwO the gowden eawnyest >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ death; -OwO Whewein you would ^.^ have :3 sowd >_> youw ;;w;; king ^-^ to ^w^ swaughtew, -His princes ÚwÚ and his x3 peews ^-^ to servitude, -His uWu subjects ^-^ to oppression ÚwÚ and ^w^ contempt, -And his xDD whowe :3 kingdom OwO into desowation. -xDD Touching ^-^ ouw person >w< seek ^-^ we nyo ÚwÚ wevenge; -But ^-^ we ^-^ ouw xDD kingdom's >_> safety >w< must OwO so xDD tendew, -uWu Whose ruin you ^.^ have :33 sought, UwU that ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ waws -We ^-^ do x3 dewivew you. UwU Get you OwO thewefowe hence, -OwO Poow xDD misewabwe wwetches, ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ death; -The ÚwÚ taste ^w^ wheweof :3 God >_> of his UwU mewcy ^w^ give -You >_< patience ^-^ to endure, ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^w^ wepentance -x3 Of >w< aww >_> youw dear offences. Beaw them ^-^ hence. ->_< Exeunt CAMBRIDGE, SCROOP, ÚwÚ and >w< GWEY, >_> guawded -Nyow, x3 wowds, uWu fow xDD Fwance; OwO the enterprise ^w^ wheweof -:33 Shaww >w< be ^-^ to you as OwO us >_< wike x3 gwowious. -We x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 a fair ÚwÚ and wucky war, -x3 Since :3 God OwO so ;;w;; gwaciouswy ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ^.^ wight -:3 This dangewous tweason, lurking in ^-^ ouw uWu way -ÚwÚ To :33 hindew ^-^ ouw beginnings; ^-^ we x3 doubt ^.^ nyot :3 nyow -But every wub :3 is ;;w;; smoothed uWu on ^-^ ouw way. ->_> Then, >w< fowth, dear countwymen; let OwO us x3 dewivew -Our ^-^ puissance OwO into OwO the hand >_> of God, -UwU Putting ^.^ it straight in OwO expedition. -Cheerly ^-^ to xDD sea; OwO the signs >_> of OwO waw advance; -:3 Nyo ;;w;; king >_> of >_> Engwand, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ;;w;; king >_> of ^.^ Fwance! -:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Eastcheap. Before OwO the Boaw's Head ÚwÚ tavewn - -x3 Entew :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ HOSTESS, ^-^ NYM, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and >_< Boy - -HOSTESS. Prithee, >_> honyey-sweet xDD husband, let me bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to +PISTOL. ^-^ An ^-^ oath of mickwe might; ÚwÚ and UwU fuwy UwU shaww :3 abate. +>_< [PISTOW ÚwÚ and >w< Nym sheathe uWu theiw >_< swowds] +Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu fist, >w< thy fore-foot to ;;w;; me ^w^ give; +x3 Thy ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe UwU most ^.^ taww. +OwO NYM. UwU I xDD wiww :3 cut >w< thy ^w^ thwoat one time ow ÚwÚ othew, uWu in >w< faiw :33 tewms; :3 that +>_> is x3 the humouw of :3 it. +PISTOL. x3 'Coupwe :3 a gowge!' +:33 That >_> is x3 the OwO wowd. UwU I uWu thee ^.^ defy ;;w;; again. +x3 O ^.^ hound of ^w^ Cwete, think'st xDD thou x3 my ^-^ spouse to get? +No; to x3 the ^-^ spitaw x3 go, +xDD And from x3 the powd'ring ^w^ tub of infamy +^-^ Fetch fowth x3 the lazar ^w^ kite of Cwessid's ;;w;; kind, +OwO Doww >_< Teawsheet ^.^ she ^.^ by :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and her :3 espouse. +UwU I have, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO howd, x3 the x3 quondam ;;w;; Quickwy +For x3 the >w< onwy ^.^ she; and- ^w^ pauca, there's enyough. +Go ;;w;; to. + +Entew x3 the uWu Boy + +BOY. Mine host ^.^ Pistow, xDD you ^w^ must come to x3 my mastew; ÚwÚ and x3 youw +hostess- ^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy :33 sick, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd to :3 bed. ^-^ Good xDD Bawdowph, put +>w< thy OwO face ^-^ between :33 his UwU sheets, ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 the ^.^ office of :3 a ^-^ wawming-pan. +Faith, uWu he's xDD vewy ill. +BARDOLPH. :33 Away, xDD you wogue. +HOSTESS. ^-^ By x3 my troth, he'ww yield x3 the x3 cwow :3 a :3 pudding one of these +^.^ days: x3 the ^w^ King >_> has kill'd :33 his ;;w;; heawt. ^-^ Good ^.^ husband, come ^.^ home +presently. Exeunt >_< HOSTESS ÚwÚ and >_> BOY +BARDOLPH. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww UwU I >_< make xDD you >w< two friends? We ^w^ must to Fwance +together; >w< why x3 the ^.^ deviw >_> shouwd ^.^ we >_< keep >_> knyives to :3 cut one +another's >w< thwoats? +PISTOL. Let xDD fwoods >_< o'ewsweww, ÚwÚ and >w< fiends fow OwO food howl on! +OwO NYM. You'll x3 pay ;;w;; me x3 the eight shiwwings UwU I ^.^ won of xDD you uWu at ^w^ betting? +PISTOL. >w< Base >_> is x3 the ;;w;; swave :3 that pays. +OwO NYM. :33 That nyow UwU I xDD wiww uWu have; ^w^ that's x3 the humouw of :3 it. +PISTOL. ;;w;; As manhood UwU shaww ;;w;; compound: :3 push >_> home. +>_< [PISTOW ÚwÚ and >w< Nym draw] +BARDOLPH. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu swowd, ^.^ he :3 that x3 makes x3 the xDD fiwst thwust I'll OwO kiww +him; ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu swowd, UwU I :33 wiww. +PISTOL. x3 Swowd >_> is >w< an ;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and >w< oaths ^w^ must uWu have uWu theiw course. +OwO [Sheathes :33 his :3 swowd] +BARDOLPH. ^w^ Cowpowaw ;;w;; Nym, >w< an xDD thou wiwt be OwO fwiends, be >_< fwiends; >w< an +xDD thou wiwt >_> nyot, >w< why xDD then be >_< enyemies with ;;w;; me UwU too. UwU Pwithee put :33 up. +OwO NYM. UwU I UwU shaww uWu have x3 my eight shiwwings UwU I ^.^ won of xDD you uWu at ^w^ betting? +PISTOL. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe shalt xDD thou have, ÚwÚ and xDD pwesent :33 pay; +xDD And liquor >_< wikewise xDD wiww UwU I UwU give to ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And ÚwÚ fwiendship UwU shaww OwO combinye, ÚwÚ and brotherhood. +I'll ^w^ wive ^.^ by >w< Nym ÚwÚ and >w< Nym UwU shaww ^w^ wive ^.^ by x3 me. +Is nyot ÚwÚ this just? For UwU I UwU shaww sutwew be +uWu Unto x3 the :3 camp, ÚwÚ and pwofits xDD wiww accwue. +Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. +OwO NYM. [Sheathing :33 his :3 swowd] UwU I UwU shaww uWu have x3 my nyobwe? +PISTOL. ^w^ In xDD cash UwU most >_< justwy paid. +OwO NYM. >_< [Shaking :33 hands] xDD Weww, >w< then, ^w^ that's x3 the humouw OwO of't. + +^.^ We-entew >_< HOSTESS + +HOSTESS. ;;w;; As OwO evew xDD you come of UwU women, come uWu in quickly to Sir OwO John. +xDD Ah, poor :33 heawt! ^.^ he >_> is UwU so shak'd of :3 a ^.^ buwnying xDD quotidian :33 tewtian +:3 that >w< it >_> is UwU most lamentable to behold. ÚwÚ Sweet men, come to ^.^ him. +OwO NYM. uWu The ^w^ King hath >w< wun :33 bad humours on x3 the ;;w;; knyight; ^w^ that's x3 the even +of :3 it. +PISTOL. ;;w;; Nym, xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ spoke x3 the right; +ÚwÚ His >_< heawt >_> is uWu fwacted ÚwÚ and :33 cowwobowate. +OwO NYM. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO king, >_> but >w< it ^w^ must be >_< as >w< it ;;w;; may; ^.^ he ^-^ passes +x3 some humours ÚwÚ and careers. +PISTOL. Let >_> us condowe x3 the ;;w;; knyight; for, x3 wambkins, ^.^ we xDD wiww wive. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^.^ Southampton. ^-^ A ;;w;; counciw-chambew + +Entew x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND + +BEDFORD. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, :33 his Gwace >_> is >w< bowd, to :33 twust these twaitows. +UwU EXETEW. ^-^ They UwU shaww be apprehended ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. +WESTMORELAND. How x3 smooth ÚwÚ and even ;;w;; they UwU do UwU beaw ^.^ themsewves, +;;w;; As >_> if OwO awwegiance uWu in uWu theiw >_> bosoms uWu sat, +uWu Cwownyed with :33 faith ÚwÚ and ^w^ constant loyalty! +BEDFORD. uWu The ^w^ King hath ^-^ nyote of aww :3 that ;;w;; they >_> intend, +^-^ By >_> intewception which ;;w;; they dweam nyot uWu of. +UwU EXETEW. Nyay, >_> but x3 the x3 man :3 that UwU was :33 his x3 bedfewwow, +;;w;; Whom ^.^ he hath :3 duww'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cwoy'd with >_> gwacious ^-^ favouws- +:33 That ^.^ he should, fow :3 a :33 foweign puwse, UwU so ;;w;; seww +ÚwÚ His ^.^ suvweign's >w< wife to :33 death ÚwÚ and >w< tweachewy! + +Twumpets UwU sound. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, >_> SCWOOP, +UwU CAMBWIDGE, x3 GWEY, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Now >_> sits x3 the wind faiw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU aboawd. +OwO My Lord of OwO Cambwidge, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu kind Lord of :3 Masham, +xDD And UwU you, x3 my ^-^ gentwe UwU knyight, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< thoughts. +^w^ Think xDD you nyot :3 that x3 the pow'rs ^.^ we UwU beaw with >_> us +Will :3 cut uWu theiw uWu passage ^w^ thwough x3 the force of >_< Fwance, +:33 Doing x3 the :33 execution ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; act +For which ^.^ we uWu have uWu in >_> head >_> assembwed them? +:33 SCWOOP. No doubt, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_> if >_< each x3 man UwU do :33 his >_> best. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I doubt nyot :3 that, xDD since ^.^ we OwO awe weww >w< pewsuaded +We carry nyot :3 a >_< heawt with >_> us from >w< hence +:33 That gwows nyot uWu in :3 a >w< faiw >_< consent with >_> ouws; +x3 Nyow OwO weave nyot one x3 behind :3 that xDD doth nyot ÚwÚ wish +:33 Success ÚwÚ and conquest to >_< attend on >_> us. +^-^ CAMBWIDGE. xDD Nyevew UwU was :33 monyawch xDD bettew feaw'd ÚwÚ and :3 wov'd +Than >_> is x3 youw >_< Majesty. >_> Thewe's >_> nyot, UwU I >_< think, :3 a x3 subject +:33 That >_> sits uWu in ;;w;; heawt-gwief ÚwÚ and uWu unyeasinyes +;;w;; Undew x3 the x3 sweet shade of x3 youw >_< guvwnment. +>_< GWEY. True: UwU those :3 that :3 wewe x3 youw father's >_< enyemies +:3 Have uWu steep'd uWu theiw ÚwÚ gawws uWu in honyey, ÚwÚ and UwU do serve xDD you +With heawts >w< cweate of >_> duty ÚwÚ and of xDD zeaw. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We >_< thewefowe uWu have great cause of thankfuwnyess, +xDD And UwU shaww x3 fowget x3 the ^.^ office of UwU ouw uWu hand +;;w;; Soonyew than ÚwÚ quittance of desewt ÚwÚ and merit +x3 Accowding to x3 the >_> weight ÚwÚ and worthiness. +:33 SCWOOP. ^w^ So OwO sewvice UwU shaww with x3 steewed sinews :33 toiw, +xDD And labour UwU shaww refresh itsewf with hope, +;;w;; To UwU do x3 youw Gwace ^w^ incessant ^w^ sewvices. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We OwO judge nyo :3 wess. Uncle of >_< Exetew, +ÚwÚ Enwawge x3 the x3 man >_> committed ;;w;; yestewday +:33 That UwU waiw'd OwO against UwU ouw person. We OwO considew +^.^ It UwU was ^.^ excess of winye :3 that uWu set ^.^ him xDD on; +xDD And on :33 his ^.^ mowe advice ^.^ we UwU pawdon ^.^ him. +:33 SCWOOP. >w< That's mercy, >_> but ^w^ too much xDD secuwity. +Let ^.^ him be uWu punyish'd, sovereign, xDD west ^w^ exampwe +Breed, ^.^ by :33 his sufferance, ^.^ mowe of xDD such :3 a kind. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< O, wet >_> us yet be ^.^ mewcifuw! +^-^ CAMBWIDGE. ^w^ So OwO may x3 youw >w< Highnyess, ÚwÚ and yet punyish UwU too. +>_< GWEY. UwU Siw, +>_> You x3 show great xDD mewcy >_> if xDD you UwU give ^.^ him :3 wife, +>w< Aftew x3 the >_> taste of much :3 cowwection. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 youw ^w^ too much wuv ÚwÚ and :3 cawe of ;;w;; me +^w^ Awe x3 heavy xDD owisons uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ this poor OwO wwetch! +;;w;; If xDD wittwe :33 fauwts proceeding on xDD distempew +Shall nyot be wink'd :3 at, >w< how UwU shaww ^.^ we stretch UwU ouw ^w^ eye +x3 When >w< capitaw >_< cwimes, chew'd, swallow'd, ÚwÚ and digested, +Appear >w< befowe us? ^-^ We'ww yet >_< enwawge :3 that ^w^ man, +;;w;; Though OwO Cambwidge, ^.^ Scwoop, ÚwÚ and Gwey, uWu in uWu theiw uWu deaw :3 cawe +xDD And xDD tendew pwesewvation of UwU ouw pewson, +Wouwd uWu have ^.^ him UwU punyish'd. xDD And nyow to UwU ouw OwO Fwench causes: +Who OwO awe x3 the wate x3 commissionyews? +^-^ CAMBWIDGE. UwU I one, x3 my OwO wowd. +uWu Youw >_> Highnyess ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me ^w^ ask fow >w< it ^w^ to-day. +:33 SCWOOP. ^w^ So uWu did xDD you uWu me, x3 my OwO wiege. +>_< GWEY. xDD And I, x3 my royal OwO suvweign. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Then, Richard ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, there >_> is OwO youws; +>_> Thewe >_< youws, Lord :3 Scwoop of ^w^ Masham; x3 and, Sir Knyight, +Grey of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ this same >_> is x3 youws. +xDD Wead ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw worthiness. +OwO My Lord of uWu Westmowewand, ÚwÚ and :33 uncwe >_< Exetew, +We xDD wiww OwO aboawd to-night. Why, >w< how now, :33 gentwemen? +>_> What >_> see xDD you uWu in UwU those papers, :3 that xDD you wose +^w^ So much >_< compwexion? Wook OwO ye >w< how ;;w;; they change! +^-^ Theiw >_> cheeks OwO awe ^.^ papew. Why, >_> what ^w^ wead xDD you there +:33 That uWu have UwU so xDD cowawded ÚwÚ and UwU chas'd x3 youw :3 bwood +UwU Out of OwO appeawance? +^-^ CAMBWIDGE. UwU I UwU do x3 confess x3 my ^w^ fauwt, +xDD And UwU do :3 submit ;;w;; me to x3 youw Highness' mercy. +x3 GWEY, :33 SCWOOP. ;;w;; To which ^.^ we aww :3 appeaw. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The xDD mewcy :3 that UwU was ^w^ quick uWu in >_> us >_> but wate +^-^ By x3 youw UwU own counsel >_> is suppress'd ÚwÚ and kill'd. +>_> You ^w^ must nyot x3 dawe, fow UwU shame, to tawk of ÚwÚ mewcy; +For x3 youw UwU own weasons turn x3 into x3 youw >_> bosoms +;;w;; As ^.^ dogs ;;w;; upon uWu theiw mastews, uWu wowwying OwO you. +xDD See UwU you, x3 my pwinces ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 nyobwe ^-^ peews, +;;w;; These :3 Engwish monstews! OwO My Lord of Cambridge here- +>_> You ^.^ knyow >w< how ^-^ apt UwU ouw wuv UwU was to ;;w;; accowd +;;w;; To furnish ^.^ him with >w< an ^.^ appewtinyents +:3 Bewonging to :33 his honour; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 man +>_< Hath, fow :3 a x3 few >w< wight :33 cwowns, >w< wightwy >_> conspiw'd, +xDD And sworn >w< unto x3 the pwactices of Fwance +;;w;; To OwO kiww >_> us OwO hewe uWu in >w< Hampton; to x3 the which +This UwU knyight, nyo less fow >_> bounty bound to >_> us +Than Cambridge ;;w;; is, hath >_< wikewise swown. But, >_< O, +>_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_> say to ÚwÚ thee, Lord ^.^ Scwoop, xDD thou ^-^ cwuew, +xDD Ingwatefuw, uWu savage, ÚwÚ and UwU inhuman creature? +^.^ Thou :3 that :33 didst UwU beaw x3 the OwO key of aww x3 my OwO counsews, +:33 That x3 knyew'st x3 the xDD vewy :3 bottom of x3 my x3 souw, +:33 That almost ÚwÚ mightst uWu have :3 coin'd ;;w;; me x3 into ^.^ gowd, +Wouldst xDD thou uWu have ÚwÚ pwactis'd on ;;w;; me fow >w< thy UwU use- +^-^ May >w< it be OwO possibwe :3 that :33 foweign uWu hiwe +Could x3 out of uWu thee ^-^ extwact one spawk of eviw +:33 That ^w^ might ^w^ annyoy x3 my ^-^ fingew? 'Tis UwU so ;;w;; stwange +^.^ That, ^w^ though x3 the uWu twuth of >w< it >w< stands x3 off >_< as gwoss +;;w;; As black ÚwÚ and >_< white, x3 my ^w^ eye xDD wiww uWu scawcewy >_> see :3 it. +Treason ÚwÚ and murder OwO evew :33 kept together, +;;w;; As >w< two ^w^ yoke-deviws sworn to uWu eithew's xDD puwpose, +Wowking UwU so grossly uWu in :3 a natural cause +:33 That admiration uWu did nyot ^.^ whoop uWu at OwO them; +OwO But UwU thou, uWu 'gainst aww proportion, :33 didst ;;w;; bwing uWu in +>w< Wondew to wait on UwU tweason ÚwÚ and on :3 muwdew; +xDD And ^-^ whatsoevew x3 cunnying >_< fiend >w< it UwU was +:33 That ;;w;; wwought ;;w;; upon uWu thee UwU so ^w^ pwepostewouswy +>_< Hath ^w^ got x3 the uWu voice uWu in heww fow >_> excewwence; +xDD And othew xDD deviws :3 that ^.^ suggest ^.^ by :3 tweasons +Do x3 botch ÚwÚ and ^w^ bungwe x3 up uWu damnyation +With >_> patches, cowouws, ÚwÚ and with x3 fowms, ^.^ being UwU fetch'd +Fwom :33 gwist'wing ^-^ sembwances of xDD piety; +OwO But ^.^ he :3 that tempew'd uWu thee ;;w;; bade uWu thee stand up, +Gave uWu thee nyo uWu instance >w< why xDD thou shouwdst UwU do uWu tweason, +OwO Unwess to ^.^ dub uWu thee with x3 the xDD nyame of traitor. +;;w;; If :3 that same x3 demon :3 that hath gull'd uWu thee OwO thus +Should with :33 his wion :33 gait UwU wawk x3 the whole ^w^ wowwd, +>w< He ^w^ might ^-^ wetuwn to ÚwÚ vasty Tartar back, +xDD And tell x3 the legions ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ can >_< nyevew x3 win +^-^ A :3 souw UwU so ^w^ easy >_< as :3 that Engwishman's.' +>_< O, >w< how x3 hast xDD thou with ^.^ jeawousy xDD infected +uWu The sweetness of ;;w;; affiance! uWu Show ;;w;; men dutifuw? +Why, UwU so :33 didst thou. Seem ;;w;; they :3 gwave ÚwÚ and learned? +Why, UwU so :33 didst thou. :3 Come ;;w;; they of x3 nyobwe famiwy? +Why, UwU so :33 didst thou. Seem ;;w;; they >_< wewigious? +Why, UwU so :33 didst thou. :33 Ow OwO awe ;;w;; they ^-^ spawe uWu in ;;w;; diet, +Fwee from gwoss passion ow of >_< miwth ow anger, +Constant uWu in ^-^ spiwit, nyot :3 swewving with x3 the bwood, +xDD Gawnyish'd ÚwÚ and deck'd uWu in :3 modest complement, +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< wowking with x3 the ^w^ eye ^-^ without x3 the eaw, +xDD And >_> but uWu in puwged ^w^ judgment >_< twusting OwO nyeithew? +>w< Such ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU finyewy :33 bowted :33 didst xDD thou seem; +xDD And OwO thus >w< thy faww hath left :3 a uWu kind of uWu bwot +;;w;; To mark x3 the full-fraught x3 man ÚwÚ and best :33 indued +With x3 some suspicion. UwU I xDD wiww xDD weep fow ÚwÚ thee; +For ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wevowt of xDD thinye, UwU methinks, >_> is ^.^ wike +ÚwÚ Anyothew faww of man. ^-^ Theiw :33 fauwts OwO awe open. +Arrest them to x3 the answew of x3 the UwU waw; +xDD And ^w^ God xDD acquit them of uWu theiw uWu pwactices! +UwU EXETEW. UwU I ;;w;; awwest uWu thee of xDD high uWu tweason, ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of Richard ^-^ Eaww +of ^w^ Cambwidge. +UwU I ;;w;; awwest uWu thee of xDD high uWu tweason, ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of Henwy Lord :3 Scwoop +of :33 Masham. +UwU I ;;w;; awwest uWu thee of xDD high uWu tweason, ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of Thomas Gwey, +UwU knyight, of >_< Nyowthumbewwand. +:33 SCWOOP. Our uWu puwposes ^w^ God >_< justwy hath ^.^ discuvw'd, +xDD And UwU I wepent x3 my ;;w;; fauwt ^.^ mowe than x3 my ÚwÚ death; +>_< Which UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Highnyess to fowgive, +Awthough x3 my >w< body x3 pay x3 the pwice of :3 it. +^-^ CAMBWIDGE. For uWu me, x3 the gowd of Fwance uWu did nyot ^-^ seduce, +Awthough UwU I uWu did ^w^ admit >w< it >_< as :3 a motive +uWu The :33 soonyew to ^w^ effect >_> what UwU I OwO intended; +OwO But ^w^ God be ^-^ thanked fow :3 pwevention, +>_< Which UwU I uWu in sufferance UwU heawtiwy xDD wiww wejoice, +^w^ Beseeching ^w^ God ÚwÚ and xDD you to UwU pawdon x3 me. +>_< GWEY. xDD Nyevew uWu did faithfuw x3 subject ^.^ mowe rejoice +At x3 the ^-^ discuvwy of UwU most uWu dangewous UwU tweason +Than UwU I UwU do uWu at ÚwÚ this >_> houw joy ^-^ o'ew myself, +;;w;; Pwevented from :3 a uWu damnyed enterprise. +OwO My ^w^ fauwt, >_> but nyot x3 my ;;w;; body, pardon, OwO suvweign. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ God ^.^ quit xDD you uWu in :33 his mercy! >w< Heaw x3 youw :33 sentence. +>_> You uWu have :3 conspiw'd OwO against UwU ouw royal pewson, +Join'd with >w< an ;;w;; enyemy pwocwaim'd, ÚwÚ and from :33 his >_< coffews +xDD Weceiv'd x3 the golden xDD eawnyest of UwU ouw ÚwÚ death; +^-^ Whewein xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have sold x3 youw x3 king to slaughter, +ÚwÚ His pwinces ÚwÚ and :33 his peews to OwO sewvitude, +ÚwÚ His subjects to oppwession ÚwÚ and ^.^ contempt, +xDD And :33 his whole ^w^ kingdom x3 into desolation. +:3 Touching UwU ouw ÚwÚ pewson >_> seek ^.^ we nyo ^w^ wevenge; +OwO But ^.^ we UwU ouw kingdom's :33 safety ^w^ must UwU so ÚwÚ tendew, +>_< Whose xDD wuin xDD you uWu have sought, :3 that to her UwU waws +We UwU do ÚwÚ dewivew OwO you. >_< Get xDD you >_< thewefowe hence, +OwO Poow >w< misewabwe uWu wwetches, to x3 youw ÚwÚ death; +uWu The >_> taste xDD wheweof ^w^ God of :33 his xDD mewcy UwU give +>_> You uWu patience to xDD enduwe, ÚwÚ and true OwO wepentance +Of aww x3 youw uWu deaw xDD offences. ÚwÚ Beaw them x3 hence. +Exeunt UwU CAMBWIDGE, >_> SCWOOP, ÚwÚ and x3 GWEY, guawded +>_> Nyow, wowds, fow Fwance; x3 the uWu entewpwise xDD wheweof +Shall be to xDD you >_< as >_> us ^.^ wike ;;w;; gwowious. +We doubt nyot of :3 a >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ^-^ wucky waw, +Since ^w^ God UwU so x3 gwaciouswy hath ^.^ bwought to >w< wight +This uWu dangewous uWu tweason, xDD wuwking uWu in UwU ouw uWu way +;;w;; To ^w^ hindew UwU ouw ^.^ beginnyings; ^.^ we doubt nyot nyow +OwO But every :3 wub >_> is uWu smoothed on UwU ouw >_> way. +Then, ^-^ fowth, uWu deaw countwymen; wet >_> us ÚwÚ dewivew +Our puissance x3 into x3 the uWu hand of :33 God, +^.^ Putting >w< it ^w^ stwaight uWu in UwU expedition. +Cheewwy to sea; x3 the signs of >w< waw xDD advance; +No x3 king of England, >_> if nyot x3 king of France! +>w< Fwouwish. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^w^ Eastcheap. ^.^ Befowe x3 the Boar's Head ^.^ tavewn + +Entew x3 PISTOW, ;;w;; HOSTESS, ^.^ NYM, uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and uWu Boy + +HOSTESS. Prithee, >_> honyey-sweet ^.^ husband, wet ;;w;; me ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to Staines. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Nyo; uWu fow my >_< manwy OwO heawt doth eawn. -Bardolph, >w< be ÚwÚ bwithe; ^.^ Nym, ;;w;; wouse >w< thy vaunting :3 veins; -UwU Boy, >_< bwistwe >w< thy :33 couwage :33 up. >_< Fow :3 Fawstaff ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, -And ^-^ we >w< must x3 eawn thewefowe. -:33 BAWDOWPH. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe with ^w^ him, UwU whewesome'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; eithew in ->w< heaven ^w^ ow in heww! -HOSTESS. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; suwe, :33 he's ^.^ nyot in xDD heww: :33 he's in ÚwÚ Awthuw's ^.^ bosom, ^-^ if ->w< evew man went ^-^ to ÚwÚ Awthuw's >_< bosom. 'A :3 made :3 a >_< finyew end, ÚwÚ and went -away OwO an ^.^ it xDD had >_< been ^-^ any :33 chwistom x3 chiwd; UwU 'a x3 pawted :3 ev'n ^.^ just -:3 between twewve ÚwÚ and one, :3 ev'n at OwO the UwU tuwnying o' th' >_< tide; uWu fow -aftew I ^-^ saw him ;;w;; fumbwe with OwO the sheets, ÚwÚ and xDD pway with flowers, -ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe x3 upon his fingers' end, I knew there ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ onye OwO way; -uWu fow his nyose ÚwÚ was as shawp as :3 a >_> pen, ÚwÚ and UwU 'a ^w^ babbw'd >_> of green -^.^ fiewds. :33 'How nyow, Sir ^w^ John!' OwO quoth I ;;w;; 'What, man, >w< be o' good -cheer.' ^w^ So UwU 'a :3 cwied >_< out ÚwÚ 'God, God, >w< God!' three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw x3 times. Nyow -OwO I, ^-^ to comfort ^w^ him, ;;w;; bid him UwU 'a shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think >_> of ÚwÚ God; I :33 hop'd -there ÚwÚ was nyo :3 nyeed ^-^ to twoubwe ^-^ himsewf with ^-^ any such >_> thoughts >_> yet. -^w^ So UwU 'a bade me uWu way ^-^ mowe clothes uWu on his ;;w;; feet; I >w< put my hand OwO into -OwO the bed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fewt ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they ;;w;; wewe as x3 cowd as ^-^ any stonye; then I -;;w;; fewt ^-^ to his knees, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ upwawd ÚwÚ and xDD upwawd, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ÚwÚ was as x3 cowd -as ^-^ any >_> stonye. -^w^ NYM. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 cwied >_< out >_> of x3 sack. -HOSTESS. >w< Ay, UwU that UwU 'a ÚwÚ did. -:33 BAWDOWPH. And >_> of >w< women. -HOSTESS. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that UwU 'a >_> did not. ->_< BOY. x3 Yes, UwU that UwU 'a :33 did, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said uWu they ;;w;; wewe devils :3 incawnyate. -HOSTESS. 'A :33 couwd never >_> abide xDD cawnyation; 'twas :3 a >w< cowouw ^.^ he never -wiked. ->_< BOY. 'A ^w^ said UwU once OwO the ^w^ deviw would ^.^ have him about >w< women. -HOSTESS. 'A >_> did in >w< some sort, :3 indeed, handle UwU women; uWu but then ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ->_< wheumatic, ÚwÚ and >w< tawk'd >_> of OwO the :33 Whowe >_> of ^.^ Babywon. ->_< BOY. Do you ^.^ nyot wemembew UwU 'a ^-^ saw :3 a ^-^ fwea ÚwÚ stick x3 upon >w< Bawdowph's nyose, -ÚwÚ and UwU 'a ^w^ said ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a bwack ^w^ souw burning in xDD heww? -:33 BAWDOWPH. Weww, OwO the fuel :3 is gonye UwU that maintain'd UwU that >_< fiwe: that's ->w< aww OwO the riches I ^w^ got in his uWu sewvice. -^w^ NYM. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ shog? The UwU King uWu wiww >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom UwU Southampton. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. UwU My love, ^w^ give me >w< thy lips. -Wook ^-^ to my chattles ÚwÚ and my muvabwes; ->_> Wet UwU senses ÚwÚ wuwe. The >_> wowd :3 is ^w^ 'Pitch ÚwÚ and :3 Pay.' -OwO Twust ^.^ nyonye; ->_< Fow oaths awe ^.^ stwaws, xDD men's :3 faiths awe wafer-cakes, -And Howdfast :3 is OwO the only dog, my :33 duck. -:33 Thewefowe, xDD Caveto >w< be >w< thy :33 counsewwow. -Go, ;;w;; cweaw >w< thy :33 cwystaws. Yoke-fewwows in uWu awms, ->_> Wet OwO us ^-^ to UwU Fwance, >_< wike horse-leeches, my uWu boys, -ÚwÚ To >w< suck, ^-^ to >w< suck, OwO the vewy UwU bwood ^-^ to UwU suck. ->_< BOY. And that's uWu but UwU unwhowesome food, uWu they >w< say. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Touch xDD hew ^.^ soft OwO mouth ÚwÚ and UwU mawch. -:33 BAWDOWPH. Faweweww, h-hostess. >_< [Kissing :3 hew] -^w^ NYM. I cannyot >w< kiss, UwU that :3 is OwO the humouw >_> of xDD it; uWu but ^.^ adieu. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet housewifery appeaw; ^-^ keep OwO cwose, I ÚwÚ thee ^.^ command. -HOSTESS. Farewell; ^.^ adieu. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -OwO Fwance. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the FRENCH xDD KING, OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF BEWWI -ÚwÚ and BWITAINyE, OwO the :3 CONSTABWE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -FRENCH ^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Thus comes OwO the Engwish with :33 fuww power x3 upon >_< us; -And ^-^ mowe than cawefuwwy ^.^ it OwO us UwU concewns -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ woyawwy in ^-^ ouw ^w^ defences. -OwO Thewefowe OwO the :3 Dukes >_> of Bewwi ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< Bwitainye, -x3 Of OwO Bwabant ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO Owweans, uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< fowth, -And you, Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin, with >w< aww swift ÚwÚ dispatch, -ÚwÚ To xDD winye ÚwÚ and OwO nyew wepaiw ^-^ ouw OwO towns >_> of OwO waw -x3 With x3 men >_> of :33 couwage ÚwÚ and with :3 means >_> defendant; ->_< Fow ^.^ Engwand his >_< appwoaches makes as fiewce -UwU As UwU watews ^-^ to OwO the >_< sucking >_> of :3 a gulf. -^w^ It ^-^ fits >w< us, then, ^-^ to >w< be as provident -UwU As ;;w;; feaw ^-^ may teach >w< us, >_< out >_> of ^.^ wate ;;w;; exampwes -x3 Weft uWu by OwO the :33 fataw ÚwÚ and uWu nyegwected Engwish -:3 Upon ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiewds. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. UwU My UwU most wedoubted fathew, -^w^ It :3 is UwU most ^.^ meet ^-^ we arm OwO us >w< 'gainst OwO the ^.^ foe; ->_< Fow xDD peace itsewf shouwd ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 duww :3 a UwU kingdom, -^-^ Though OwO waw :3 nyow nyo OwO knyown >_< quawwew ;;w;; wewe in ^.^ question, -But UwU that >_> defences, OwO mustews, x3 pwepawations, -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be xDD maintain'd, assembwed, ÚwÚ and cowwected, -UwU As ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO waw in ^.^ expectation. -:33 Thewefowe, I ÚwÚ say, 'tis ^.^ meet ^-^ we >w< aww >w< go :3 fowth -ÚwÚ To view OwO the uWu sick ÚwÚ and feebwe pawts >_> of xDD Fwance; -And let OwO us ^-^ do ^.^ it with nyo show >_> of ÚwÚ feaw- -No, with nyo ^-^ mowe than ^-^ if ^-^ we heard UwU that ^.^ Engwand -Were :33 busied with :3 a OwO Whitsun xDD mowwis-dance; ->_< Fow, my good UwU wiege, ^.^ she :3 is OwO so OwO idwy UwU king'd, -Her OwO sceptwe OwO so fantastically ÚwÚ bownye -By :3 a vain, >_< giddy, ÚwÚ shawwow, UwU humowous youth, -:33 That ;;w;; feaw attends xDD hew not. -CONSTABWE. :3 O :3 peace, Prince :3 Dauphin! -You awe xDD too >w< much ^w^ mistaken in :3 this xDD king. -Question >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO the ^.^ wate ambassadors -x3 With what gweat OwO state ^.^ he heard theiw ^.^ embassy, -OwO How ;;w;; weww supplied with x3 nyobwe :3 counsewwows, -OwO How modest in :3 exception, ÚwÚ and withaw -OwO How uWu tewwibwe in ;;w;; constant xDD wesowution, -And you uWu shaww find his uWu vanyities forespent -Were uWu but OwO the ^w^ outside >_> of OwO the Woman Bwutus, -:33 Cuvwing >_< discwetion with :3 a :3 coat >_> of uWu fowwy; -UwU As x3 gawdenyews ^-^ do with uWu owduwe hide x3 those woots -:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ fiwst spwing ÚwÚ and >w< be UwU most delicate. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. Weww, 'tis ^.^ nyot so, my Wowd High Constable; -But >w< though ^-^ we ÚwÚ think ^.^ it so, ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. -UwU In cases >_> of :3 defence 'tis :33 best ^-^ to ^.^ weigh -The enemy ^-^ mowe :3 mighty than ^.^ he uWu seems; -^w^ So OwO the ^.^ pwopowtions >_> of :3 defence awe ;;w;; fiww'd; -^w^ Which >_> of :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and niggardly pwojection -^-^ Doth >_< wike :3 a misew ÚwÚ spoiw his :3 coat with >w< scanting -OwO A wittwe ^w^ cwoth. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. :33 Think ^-^ we UwU King Hawwy OwO stwong; -And, OwO Pwinces, ÚwÚ wook you stwongwy arm ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. -The UwU kindwed >_> of him ;;w;; hath >_< been flesh'd x3 upon >_< us; -And ^.^ he :3 is bwed >_< out >_> of UwU that bwoody xDD stwain -:33 That haunted OwO us in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ famiwiaw :3 paths. ->_> Witnyess ^-^ ouw xDD too >w< much UwU memowabwe ÚwÚ shame -When Cwessy ^-^ battwe xDD fatawwy ÚwÚ was ^w^ stwuck, -And >w< aww ^-^ ouw princes ÚwÚ capdv'd uWu by OwO the hand -x3 Of UwU that bwack uWu nyame, Edwawd, Bwack Prince >_> of Wales; -ÚwÚ Whiwes UwU that his ^.^ mountain sire- uWu on ^.^ mountain standing, -:33 Up in OwO the :3 aiw, xDD cwown'd with OwO the gowden >_> sun- -:33 Saw his UwU hewoicaw xDD seed, ÚwÚ and smiw'd ^-^ to UwU see ^w^ him, -x3 Mangwe OwO the wowk >_> of UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< deface -The patterns UwU that uWu by :3 God ÚwÚ and uWu by xDD Fwench fathews -Had twenty years >_< been ^.^ made. :3 This :3 is :3 a >w< stewn -x3 Of UwU that victorious stock; ÚwÚ and let OwO us ;;w;; feaw -The ÚwÚ nyative >w< mightinyess ÚwÚ and >w< fate >_> of >_> him. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. :33 Ambassadows ^-^ fwom Hawwy UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand -Do crave admittance ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. >w< We'ww ^w^ give them ÚwÚ pwesent uWu audience. uWu Go ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ them. ->_< Exeunt MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain LORDS -You UwU see :3 this ^.^ chase :3 is >_> hotwy >_> fowwowed, >_< fwiends. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. OwO Tuwn head ÚwÚ and xDD stop pursuit; uWu fow cowawd ;;w;; dogs -uWu Most uWu spend theiw OwO mouths when what uWu they ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^.^ thweaten -Wuns :3 faw before ^.^ them. Good my suvweign, -;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the Engwish showt, ÚwÚ and let them xDD knyow -x3 Of what :3 a monyawchy you awe OwO the head. -Self-love, my UwU wiege, :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so :3 viwe :3 a xDD sin -UwU As self-neglecting. - -;;w;; We-entew LORDS, with EXETEW ÚwÚ and x3 twain - -FRENCH ^w^ KING. From ^-^ ouw bwothew >_> of Engwand? -EXETER. From ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ^.^ he >_> gweets >_> youw uWu Majesty: -ÚwÚ He wills you, in OwO the name >_> of :3 God Almighty, -:33 That you ^-^ divest OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and uWu way >_> apawt -The OwO bowwowed glories UwU that uWu by >_> gift >_> of UwU heaven, -By OwO waw >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and >_> of nations, 'wongs -ÚwÚ To him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his ;;w;; heiws- namely, OwO the UwU cwown, -And >w< aww uWu wide-stwetched honours UwU that pertain, -By UwU custom ÚwÚ and OwO the owdinyance >_> of times, -^.^ Unto OwO the :3 cwown >_> of OwO Fwance. :33 That you ^-^ may xDD knyow -^.^ 'Tis nyo sinister :3 nyow nyo >_> awkwawd xDD cwaim, -Pick'd ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU wowm-howes >_> of uWu wong-vanyish'd OwO days, -Nyow ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ dust >_> of ^.^ owd obwivion ^w^ wak'd, -ÚwÚ He >_> sends you :3 this UwU most UwU memowabwe winye, ^.^ [Gives :3 a >_> papew] -UwU In every branch ^.^ twuwy >_< demonstwative; -^.^ Wiwwing you ^w^ uvwwook :3 this pedigree. -And when you find him ÚwÚ evenwy deriv'd -From his UwU most :33 fam'd >_> of :3 famous ancestors, ->_< Edwawd OwO the >_> Thiwd, ^.^ he >_< bids you then resign -Your :3 cwown ÚwÚ and UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ indiwectwy held -From ^w^ him, OwO the ÚwÚ nyative ÚwÚ and OwO twue challenger. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. Ow ewse what follows? -EXETER. Bwoody constraint; uWu fow ^-^ if you hide OwO the :3 cwown ->_< Even in >_> youw hearts, there uWu wiww ^.^ he rake uWu fow it. -OwO Thewefowe in fiewce ^w^ tempest :3 is ^.^ he ^w^ coming, -UwU In thundew ÚwÚ and in eawthquake, >_< wike :3 a :33 Juv, -:33 That ^-^ if >_> wequiwing :33 faiw, ^.^ he uWu wiww compel; -And >_< bids you, in OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the :3 Wowd, -^w^ Dewivew OwO up OwO the >_< cwown; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU take UwU mewcy -uWu On OwO the UwU poow souws uWu fow xDD whom :3 this x3 hungwy OwO waw -^.^ Opens his vasty :33 jaws; ÚwÚ and uWu on >_> youw head -;;w;; Tuwnying OwO the >_> widows' >_< teaws, OwO the OwO owphans' cries, -The UwU dead xDD men's blood, OwO the >_< pwivy :33 maidens' :3 gwoans, ->_< Fow ;;w;; husbands, ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ betwothed ^-^ wuvws, -:33 That uWu shaww >w< be swawwowed in :3 this ^-^ contwuvwsy. -:3 This :3 is his xDD cwaim, his :3 thweat'nying, ÚwÚ and my x3 message; ->_< Unwess OwO the x3 Dauphin >w< be in :3 pwesence ;;w;; hewe, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ expwesswy I bwing greeting ^w^ too. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. >_< Fow >w< us, ^-^ we uWu wiww consider >_> of :3 this :33 fuwthew; ->w< To-mowwow uWu shaww you bear ^-^ ouw :33 fuww ^.^ intent -x3 Back ^-^ to ^-^ ouw bwothew >_> of Engwand. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. >_< Fow OwO the Dauphin: -I ^.^ stand here uWu fow >_> him. What ^-^ to him ^-^ fwom Engwand? -EXETER. Scorn ÚwÚ and :33 defiance, ^w^ swight >w< wegawd, ^w^ contempt, -And ^w^ anything UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ nyot misbecome -The :3 mighty ^-^ sendew, doth ^.^ he UwU pwize you OwO at. -ÚwÚ Thus :33 says my king: OwO an ^-^ if >_> youw >_< fathew's Highness -Do ;;w;; nyot, in gwant >_> of >w< aww demands at large, -x3 Sweeten OwO the :33 bittew xDD mock you x3 sent his uWu Majesty, -He'll caww you ^-^ to OwO so ^.^ hot OwO an ÚwÚ answew >_> of ^.^ it -:33 That ^.^ caves ÚwÚ and womby vauwtages >_> of Fwance -:33 Shaww ^w^ chide >_> youw ÚwÚ twespass ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn >_> youw xDD mock -UwU In uWu second accent >_> of his uWu owdinyance. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. Say, ^-^ if my fathew render fair return, -^w^ It :3 is x3 against my wiww; uWu fow I desiwe -Nyothing uWu but >_> odds with Engwand. ÚwÚ To UwU that end, -UwU As xDD matching ^-^ to his xDD youth ÚwÚ and uWu vanyity, -I >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent him with OwO the Paris ^-^ bawws. -EXETER. He'll ^-^ make >_> youw Paris x3 Wouvwe >_< shake uWu fow it, -Were ^.^ it OwO the ^w^ mistwess couwt >_> of :3 mighty Europe; -And >w< be assur'd ^w^ you'ww find :3 a difference, -UwU As ^-^ we his uWu subjects ^.^ have in wonder OwO found, ->w< Between OwO the pwomise >_> of his ÚwÚ gweenyew >_< days -And ^.^ these ^.^ he ;;w;; mastews OwO nyow. Nyow ^.^ he weighs UwU time ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost ^.^ gwain; UwU that you uWu shaww ;;w;; wead -UwU In >_> youw >_> own wosses, ^-^ if ^.^ he stay in OwO Fwance. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. >w< To-mowwow uWu shaww you xDD knyow ^-^ ouw :33 mind at :33 fuww. -EXETER. ^w^ Dispatch OwO us with >w< aww uWu speed, west UwU that ^-^ ouw ;;w;; king -Come here ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to xDD question ^-^ ouw >_< deway; ->_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is footed in :3 this ^.^ wand awweady. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. You uWu shaww >w< be >_> soon :33 dispatch'd with fair ÚwÚ conditions. -OwO A night :3 is uWu but small >_> bweath ÚwÚ and wittwe :3 pause -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew mattews >_> of :3 this x3 consequence. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. PROLOGUE. - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew CHORUS - -CHORUS. ÚwÚ Thus with imagin'd x3 wing ^-^ ouw swift scene x3 fwies, -UwU In motion >_> of nyo less OwO cewewity ->w< Than UwU that >_> of OwO thought. Suppose UwU that you ^.^ have uWu seen -The weww-appointed UwU King at ÚwÚ Hampton xDD piew -Embark his royalty; ÚwÚ and his bwave fleet -x3 With silken stweamews OwO the x3 young Phorbus ^w^ fannying. -;;w;; Pway with >_> youw fancies; ÚwÚ and in them >w< behowd -:3 Upon OwO the >_< hempen tackwe ^-^ ship-boys climbing; ->w< Heaw OwO the shrill UwU whistwe ;;w;; which doth owdew ^w^ give -ÚwÚ To x3 sounds >w< confus'd; >w< behowd OwO the xDD thweaden sails, -ÚwÚ Bownye with th' :33 invisibwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cweeping wind, -Draw OwO the huge ÚwÚ bottoms OwO thwough OwO the furrowed >_< sea, -Breasting OwO the lofty suwge. :33 O, ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ think -You ^.^ stand x3 upon OwO the rivage ÚwÚ and >w< behowd -OwO A :33 city uWu on th' ;;w;; inconstant ^-^ biwwows :33 dancing; ->_< Fow OwO so >_> appeaws :3 this fleet majestical, -Holding :3 due ^-^ couwse ^-^ to Harfleur. OwO Fowwow, follow! ->w< Gwappwe >_> youw ^w^ minds ^-^ to sternage >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ nyavy -And xDD weave >_> youw ^.^ Engwand as UwU dead xDD midnyight stiww, -Guawded with ^.^ gwandsiwes, babies, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd :3 women, -x3 Eithew ÚwÚ past ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot awwiv'd ^-^ to ;;w;; pith ÚwÚ and uWu puissance; ->_< Fow ^-^ who :3 is ^.^ he uWu whose chin :3 is uWu but :33 enwich'd -x3 With ^-^ onye appeawing >_< haiw UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot follow -^.^ These ;;w;; cuww'd ÚwÚ and x3 choice-dwawn cavaliers ^-^ to :33 Fwance? -Work, wowk >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein UwU see :3 a ^w^ siege; -ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the ordnance uWu on theiw UwU cawwiages, -x3 With :33 fataw OwO mouths >_> gaping uWu on x3 giwded Harfleur. -Suppose th' ambassador ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD Fwench comes >w< back; -uWu Tewws Hawwy UwU that OwO the UwU King doth :3 offew him -;;w;; Kathewinye his >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and with xDD hew ^-^ to dowwy -uWu Some :33 petty ÚwÚ and unprofitable UwU dukedoms. -The :3 offew wikes not; ÚwÚ and OwO the nimble >_> gunnyew -x3 With uWu winstock :3 nyow OwO the uWu deviwish UwU cannyon touches, -:3 [Awawum, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chambews >w< go >_> off] -And ;;w;; down :33 goes OwO an before ^.^ them. OwO Stiww >w< be kind, -And UwU eke >_< out ^-^ ouw pewfowmance with >_> youw mind. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO Fwance. Before Hawfweuw - -Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ EXETEW, BEDFORD, GWOUCESTEW, -ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews with :33 scawing-waddews - -^w^ KING. >w< Once ^-^ mowe x3 unto OwO the breach, dear fwiends, UwU once ^-^ mowe; -Ow :33 cwose OwO the x3 waww OwO up with ^-^ ouw Engwish UwU dead. -UwU In xDD peace :33 thewe's nyothing OwO so >_< becomes :3 a man -UwU As modest :3 stiwwnyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ humiwity; -But when OwO the bwast >_> of OwO waw uWu bwows in ^-^ ouw eaws, -;;w;; Then imitate OwO the >w< action >_> of OwO the xDD tigew: ->_> Stiffen OwO the sinews, summon OwO up OwO the blood, -:33 Disguise fair ^-^ nyatuwe with >_> hawd-favouw'd ;;w;; wage; -;;w;; Then lend OwO the eye :3 a uWu tewwibwe UwU aspect; ->_> Wet ^.^ it xDD pwy OwO thwough OwO the portage >_> of OwO the head -;;w;; Wike OwO the brass cannon: let OwO the uWu bwow xDD o'ewwhewm ^.^ it -UwU As feawfuwwy as doth :3 a >_< gawwed ^-^ wock -O'erhang ÚwÚ and uWu jutty his :33 confounded base, -^-^ Swiww'd with OwO the wiwd ÚwÚ and wastefuw >_< ocean. -Nyow xDD set OwO the UwU teeth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; stwetch OwO the nyostwiw :3 wide; -Hold ^-^ hawd OwO the breath, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend OwO up every spirit -ÚwÚ To his :33 fuww xDD height. uWu On, OwO on, you nyobwest Engwish, -uWu Whose UwU bwood :3 is ÚwÚ fet ^-^ fwom fathews >_> of war-proof- -:3 Fathews UwU that >_< wike OwO so many Awexandews ->_< Have in ^.^ these pawts ^-^ fwom ^w^ mown ÚwÚ tiww x3 even OwO fought, -And sheath'd theiw >_> swowds uWu fow wack >_> of OwO awgument. -Dishonyouw ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_> mothews; :3 nyow >w< attest -:33 That x3 those xDD whom you xDD caww'd fathews >_> did ^.^ beget you. -Be >w< copy :3 nyow ^-^ to x3 men >_> of gwossew blood, -And teach them how ^-^ to waw. And you, good ^w^ yeomen, -uWu Whose wimbs ;;w;; wewe :3 made in >_> Engwand, show OwO us here -The mettle >_> of >_> youw pastuwe; let OwO us uWu sweaw -:33 That you awe wowth >_> youw bweeding- ;;w;; which I x3 doubt not; ->_< Fow there :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of you OwO so UwU mean ÚwÚ and base -:33 That ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot x3 nyobwe >w< wustwe in >_> youw OwO eyes. -I UwU see you ^.^ stand >_< wike greyhounds in OwO the >_< swips, -UwU Stwainying x3 upon OwO the UwU stawt. The ^w^ game's UwU afoot: -Follow >_> youw spirit; ÚwÚ and x3 upon :3 this chawge -OwO Cwy 'God uWu fow ÚwÚ Hawwy, >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ and x3 Saint ;;w;; Geowge!' -[Exeunt. OwO Awawum, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chambews >w< go >_> off] - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Before Hawfweuw - -x3 Entew ^-^ NYM, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and xDD BOY - -:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu On, OwO on, OwO on, OwO on, :33 on! ^-^ to OwO the breach, ^-^ to OwO the OwO bweach! -^w^ NYM. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ^w^ Cowpowaw, stay; OwO the :3 knyocks awe xDD too hot, ÚwÚ and uWu fow ->_< minye >_> own part I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU case >_> of >w< wives. The humouw >_> of ^.^ it :3 is xDD too -hot; UwU that :3 is OwO the vewy :3 pwain-song >_> of it. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. The :3 pwain-song :3 is UwU most just; uWu fow uWu humouws ^-^ do abound: - -Knocks >w< go ÚwÚ and x3 come; God's vassals >_> dwop ÚwÚ and ^.^ die; -And >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO shiewd -UwU In bwoody field -^-^ Doth ^.^ win immortal >w< fame. - ->_< BOY. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe in OwO an alehouse in Wondon! I xDD wouid ^w^ give >w< aww my -ÚwÚ fame uWu fow :3 a pot >_> of awe ÚwÚ and xDD safety. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. And :3 I: - ->w< If :3 wishes would :33 pwevaiw with uWu me, -UwU My OwO puwpose shouwd ^.^ nyot x3 faiw with uWu me, -But thithew would I x3 hie. - ->_< BOY. UwU As duly, uWu but ^.^ nyot as truly, -UwU As biwd doth sing uWu on >w< bough. - -x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN - -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :33 Up ^-^ to OwO the breach, you OwO dogs! -:3 Avaunt, you cuwwions! xDD [Dwiving them forward] -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Be :3 mewcifuw, gweat duke, ^-^ to x3 men >_> of mouwd. -Abate >w< thy wage, abate >w< thy >_< manwy ;;w;; wage; -Abate >w< thy wage, gweat ^.^ duke. -Good ^-^ bawcock, ÚwÚ bate >w< thy xDD wage. ;;w;; Use lenity, ^w^ sweet xDD chuck. -^w^ NYM. ^.^ These >w< be good humours. Your uWu honyouw UwU wins OwO bad humours. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but xDD BOY ->_< BOY. UwU As x3 young as I OwO am, I ^.^ have x3 obsewv'd ^.^ these three swashers. I x3 am -:3 boy ^-^ to them >w< aww thwee; uWu but >w< aww uWu they ^w^ thwee, >w< though uWu they would -sewve uWu me, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be man ^-^ to me; uWu fow >_< indeed three such :3 antics ^-^ do -^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to :3 a xDD man. >_< Fow Bardolph, ^.^ he :3 is white-liver'd ÚwÚ and -OwO wed-fac'd; uWu by OwO the :3 means ^w^ wheweof UwU 'a faces ^.^ it out, uWu but xDD fights not. ->_< Fow :33 Pistow, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a :33 kiwwing :33 tongue ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> quiet swowd; uWu by OwO the -:3 means ^w^ wheweof UwU 'a bweaks uWu wowds ÚwÚ and >_< keeps xDD whowe weapons. >_< Fow ^.^ Nym, -^.^ he ;;w;; hath heard UwU that x3 men >_> of xDD few uWu wowds awe OwO the :33 best ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and -OwO thewefowe ^.^ he scorns ^-^ to uWu say his ;;w;; pwayews west UwU 'a shouwd >w< be ^w^ thought -:3 a cowawd; uWu but his xDD few OwO bad uWu wowds awe ^w^ match'd with as xDD few good -UwU deeds; uWu fow UwU 'a never x3 bwoke ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's head uWu but his own, ÚwÚ and UwU that -ÚwÚ was x3 against :3 a OwO post when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was dwunk. ^.^ They uWu wiww >_< steaw UwU anything, -ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ it ^-^ puwchase. Bawdowph stole :3 a lute-case, ^-^ bowe ^.^ it twewve -uWu weagues, ÚwÚ and :3 sowd ^.^ it uWu fow three ^.^ hawfpence. uWu Nym ÚwÚ and Bawdowph awe -sworn bwothews in filching, ÚwÚ and in ^w^ Cawais uWu they stole :3 a -UwU fiwe-shuvw; I knew uWu by UwU that piece >_> of service OwO the x3 men would carry ->_> coaws. ^.^ They would ^.^ have me as ÚwÚ famiwiaw with xDD men's ;;w;; pockets as theiw -;;w;; gwuvs ^w^ ow theiw handkerchers; ;;w;; which makes >w< much x3 against my -manhood, ^-^ if I shouwd UwU take ^-^ fwom x3 anyothew's ;;w;; pocket ^-^ to >w< put OwO into mine; -uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; pwain UwU pocketing OwO up >_> of wwongs. I >w< must xDD weave them ÚwÚ and ->w< seek >w< some better ^-^ sewvice; theiw viwwainy :33 goes x3 against my uWu weak ->w< stomach, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I >w< must UwU cast ^.^ it :33 up. Exit - -;;w;; We-entew FLUELLEN, :3 GOWEW following - -UwU GOWEW. x3 Captain xDD Fwuewwen, you >w< must come ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to OwO the >w< minyes; OwO the -UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew would speak with you. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ To OwO the ^-^ minyes! >_> Teww you OwO the UwU Duke ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so good ^-^ to come -^-^ to OwO the >w< minyes; for, ÚwÚ wook you, OwO the xDD minyes :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the -^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the waw; OwO the ^.^ concavities >_> of ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot sufficient. ->_< Fow, ÚwÚ wook you, th' :33 athvewsawy- you ^-^ may x3 discuss x3 unto OwO the Duke, -ÚwÚ wook :3 you- :3 is uWu digt ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; fouw x3 yawd uWu undew OwO the countewminyes; uWu by -Cheshu, I ÚwÚ think UwU 'a uWu wiww uWu pwow OwO up aww, ^-^ if there :3 is ^.^ nyot better ->_< diwections. -UwU GOWEW. The UwU Duke >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ to xDD whom OwO the owdew >_> of OwO the ^w^ siege :3 is -uWu given, :3 is ^-^ awtogethew >_< diwected uWu by OwO an ;;w;; Iwishman- :3 a vewy >w< vawwant -;;w;; gentweman, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is x3 Captain Macmorris, :3 is ^.^ it not? -UwU GOWEW. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it UwU be. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By Cheshu, ^.^ he :3 is OwO an ass, as in OwO the ^.^ wowwd: I uWu wiww :33 vewify -as >w< much in his ^w^ beawd; ^.^ he >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe directions in OwO the OwO twue -^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ wook you, >_> of OwO the Woman x3 discipwinyes, than -:3 is :3 a OwO puppy-dog. - -x3 Entew OwO MACMOWWIS ÚwÚ and uWu CAPTAIN JAMY - -UwU GOWEW. ;;w;; Hewe UwU 'a >w< comes; ÚwÚ and OwO the Scots captain, x3 Captain >_< Jamy, with ->_> him. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain ;;w;; Jamy :3 is :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous xDD fawowous ;;w;; gentweman, UwU that :3 is -^w^ cewtain, ÚwÚ and >_> of gweat ^-^ expedition ÚwÚ and knowledge in th' :33 aunchient -^w^ waws, x3 upon my pawticuwaw knowledge >_> of his >_< diwections. By Cheshu, -^.^ he uWu wiww maintain his awgument as ;;w;; weww as ^-^ any miwitawy man in OwO the -UwU wowwd, in OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the pwistinye wars >_> of OwO the Romans. ->w< JAMY. I uWu say ÚwÚ gud day, x3 Captain >_> Fwuewwen. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 God-den ^-^ to >_> youw wowship, good x3 Captain ^w^ James. -UwU GOWEW. OwO How nyow, x3 Captain ;;w;; Macmowwis! >_< Have you ;;w;; quit OwO the minyes? >_< Have -OwO the UwU pionyeews >w< given o'er? -^-^ MACMOWWIS. By Chwish, wa, uWu tish i-iww :33 donye! The wowk ish ^w^ give over, -OwO the ;;w;; twompet :33 sound OwO the ^.^ wetweat. By my ;;w;; hand, I sweaw, ÚwÚ and my ->_< fathew's >_> souw, OwO the wowk ish i-iww done; ^.^ it ish ^w^ give :33 uvw; I would -^.^ have uWu bwowed OwO up OwO the ;;w;; town, OwO so ^-^ Chwish :33 save uWu me, wa, in OwO an hour. :33 O, -uWu tish i-iww >_< donye, uWu tish i-iww done; uWu by my ;;w;; hand, uWu tish i-iww :33 donye! -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain Macmorris, I uWu beseech you nyow, uWu wiww you >_< voutsafe -uWu me, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 a xDD few ^-^ disputations with you, as pawtwy ^w^ touching ^w^ ow -^w^ concewnying OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the war, OwO the Woman ^w^ waws, in OwO the uWu way ->_> of ^.^ awgument, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and fwiendwy ^.^ communyication; pawtwy ^-^ to -xDD satisfy my ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and pawtwy uWu fow OwO the satisfaction, ÚwÚ wook you, >_> of -my UwU mind, as ^w^ touching OwO the :3 diwection >_> of OwO the miwitawy discipwinye, -UwU that :3 is OwO the point. ->w< JAMY. ^w^ It ;;w;; saww >w< be vary gud, ÚwÚ gud feith, ÚwÚ gud ^.^ captains ^w^ bath; ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; saww -;;w;; quit you with ÚwÚ gud leve, as I ^-^ may OwO pick ÚwÚ occasion; UwU that ;;w;; saww OwO I, -uWu mawwy. -^-^ MACMOWWIS. ^w^ It :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to discouwse, OwO so ^-^ Chwish :33 save >_> me. The :3 day -:3 is hot, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD weathew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and OwO the -xDD Dukes; ^.^ it :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ discouwse. The ^-^ town :3 is ^.^ beseech'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the -twumpet caww OwO us ^-^ to OwO the breach; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we talk :3 and, >w< be Chwish, ^-^ do -nothing. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ shame uWu fow OwO us aww, OwO so :3 God xDD sa' uWu me, 'tis ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to -^.^ stand still; ^.^ it :3 is shame, uWu by my >w< hand; ÚwÚ and there :3 is throats ^-^ to >w< be -cut, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wowks ^-^ to >w< be done; ÚwÚ and there ish nyothing >_< donye, OwO so ^-^ Chwish -xDD sa' uWu me, wa. ->w< JAMY. By OwO the OwO mess, ewe xDD theise eyes >_> of >_< minye UwU take themsewves ^-^ to ->_< swombew, ay'ww ^.^ de ÚwÚ gud UwU sewvice, ^w^ ow I'll ^.^ wig >w< i' th' grund uWu fow xDD it; -^-^ ay, ^w^ ow >w< go ^-^ to :33 death. And I'll ^w^ pay't as xDD vawowouswy as I >w< may, UwU that -;;w;; saww I >_> suewwy uWu do, UwU that :3 is OwO the uWu bweff ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU wong. x3 Mawwy, I ^.^ wad -:33 fuww fain heard >w< some xDD question ^w^ 'tween you xDD tway. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain Macmorris, I xDD think, ÚwÚ wook you, uWu undew >_> youw -cowwection, there :3 is ^.^ nyot many >_> of >_> youw :33 nyation- -^-^ MACMOWWIS. x3 Of my nyation? What ish my nyation? >_< Ish :3 a viwwain, ÚwÚ and :3 a -UwU bastawd, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and :3 a wascaw. What ish my nyation? OwO Who ÚwÚ tawks ->_> of my nyation? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Wook you, ^-^ if you UwU take OwO the matter otherwise than :3 is >w< meant, -x3 Captain Macmorris, peradventure I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use me -with UwU that affabiwity as in >_< discwetion you ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ;;w;; use uWu me, ÚwÚ wook -OwO you; being as good :3 a man as OwO youwsewf, uWu both in OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of -OwO waw ÚwÚ and in OwO the derivation >_> of my birth, ÚwÚ and in uWu othew +PISTOL. No; fow x3 my xDD manwy >_< heawt xDD doth earn. +xDD Bawdowph, be OwO bwithe; ;;w;; Nym, wouse >w< thy >_< vaunting UwU veins; +:33 Boy, xDD bwistwe >w< thy couwage :33 up. For Falstaff ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead, +xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must eawn ^w^ thewefowe. +BARDOLPH. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe with :3 him, ^w^ whewesome'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, xDD eithew uWu in +heaven ow uWu in >_< heww! +HOSTESS. Nyay, x3 suwe, uWu he's nyot uWu in OwO heww: uWu he's uWu in Arthur's x3 bosom, >_> if +OwO evew x3 man OwO went to Arthur's ÚwÚ bosom. >_> 'A UwU made :3 a finer ^w^ end, ÚwÚ and OwO went +OwO away >w< an >w< it xDD had :33 been xDD any UwU chwistom child; xDD 'a pawted ev'n >w< just +^-^ between >_< twewve ÚwÚ and one, ev'n uWu at x3 the ;;w;; tuwnying ^.^ o' x3 th' tide; fow +ÚwÚ aftew UwU I saw ^.^ him fumble with x3 the UwU sheets, ÚwÚ and :33 pway with flowers, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; smiwe ;;w;; upon :33 his fingews' ^w^ end, UwU I UwU knyew there UwU was >_> but one way; +fow :33 his x3 nyose UwU was >_< as ^-^ shawp >_< as :3 a pen, ÚwÚ and xDD 'a OwO babbw'd of green +^-^ fiewds. ^.^ 'How now, Sir ÚwÚ John!' quoth UwU I :33 'What, ^w^ man, be ^.^ o' ÚwÚ good +uWu cheew.' ^w^ So xDD 'a cried x3 out ;;w;; 'God, :33 God, God!' >w< thwee ow fouw times. Now +I, to uWu comfowt :3 him, bid ^.^ him xDD 'a >_> shouwd nyot think of x3 God; UwU I ^w^ hop'd +there UwU was nyo >_< nyeed to >_> twoubwe >_< himsewf with xDD any xDD such >_< thoughts >_> yet. +^w^ So xDD 'a ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me uWu way ^.^ mowe x3 cwothes on :33 his feet; UwU I put x3 my uWu hand x3 into +x3 the x3 bed ÚwÚ and UwU fewt ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they :3 wewe >_< as UwU cowd >_< as xDD any stonye; xDD then UwU I +UwU fewt to :33 his uWu knyees, ÚwÚ and UwU so upward ÚwÚ and upward, ÚwÚ and aww UwU was >_< as UwU cowd +>_< as xDD any uWu stonye. +OwO NYM. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he cried x3 out of :33 sack. +HOSTESS. Ay, :3 that xDD 'a ^.^ did. +BARDOLPH. xDD And of ^w^ women. +HOSTESS. Nyay, :3 that xDD 'a uWu did not. +BOY. Yes, :3 that xDD 'a ^-^ did, ÚwÚ and uWu said ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD deviws >w< incawnyate. +HOSTESS. >_> 'A couwd >_< nyevew abide x3 cawnyation; uWu 'twas :3 a colour ^.^ he >_< nyevew +:33 wiked. +BOY. >_> 'A uWu said >_> once x3 the ^.^ deviw ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him about ^w^ women. +HOSTESS. >_> 'A uWu did uWu in x3 some sort, :33 indeed, handle ^w^ women; >_> but xDD then ^.^ he UwU was +rheumatic, ÚwÚ and ^w^ tawk'd of x3 the OwO Whowe of :3 Babywon. +BOY. Do xDD you nyot remember xDD 'a saw :3 a fwea OwO stick ;;w;; upon Bardolph's nose, +ÚwÚ and xDD 'a uWu said >w< it UwU was :3 a black :3 souw ^.^ buwnying uWu in :33 heww? +BARDOLPH. xDD Weww, x3 the x3 fuew >_> is >_> gonye :3 that ÚwÚ maintain'd :3 that ;;w;; fiwe: ^w^ that's +aww x3 the ^w^ wiches UwU I ^w^ got uWu in :33 his service. +OwO NYM. Shall ^.^ we ^-^ shog? uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww be >_> gonye from ^.^ Southampton. +PISTOL. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's xDD away. OwO My xDD wuv, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy x3 wips. +Wook to x3 my >w< chattwes ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ muvabwes; +Let :33 senses rule. uWu The ;;w;; wowd >_> is xDD 'Pitch ÚwÚ and ^w^ Pay.' +Twust x3 nyonye; +For >w< oaths OwO awe OwO stwaws, men's :33 faiths OwO awe wafer-cakes, +xDD And ;;w;; Howdfast >_> is x3 the >w< onwy dog, x3 my :3 duck. +>_< Thewefowe, >_< Caveto be >w< thy counsellor. +^w^ Go, ^-^ cweaw >w< thy xDD cwystaws. Yoke-fellows uWu in awms, +Let >_> us to >_< Fwance, ^.^ wike ^.^ howse-weeches, x3 my boys, +;;w;; To x3 suck, to x3 suck, x3 the xDD vewy :3 bwood to >_> suck. +BOY. xDD And ^w^ that's >_> but ^.^ unwhowesome ^w^ food, ;;w;; they :3 say. +PISTOL. Touch her soft xDD mouth ÚwÚ and >w< mawch. +BARDOLPH. UwU Faweweww, hostess. >w< [Kissing :3 hew] +OwO NYM. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ kiss, :3 that >_> is x3 the humouw of uWu it; >_> but ^w^ adieu. +PISTOL. Let housewifewy appear; >_< keep cwose, UwU I uWu thee >_> command. +HOSTESS. Farewell; ^w^ adieu. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +Fwance. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew x3 the >_< FWENCH ;;w;; KING, x3 the DAUPHIN, x3 the DUKES ÚwÚ OF BERRI +ÚwÚ and >w< BWITAINyE, x3 the ^-^ CONSTABWE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^-^ Thus x3 comes x3 the :3 Engwish with full powew ;;w;; upon us; +xDD And ^.^ mowe than uWu cawefuwwy >w< it >_> us uWu concewns +;;w;; To answew ÚwÚ woyawwy uWu in UwU ouw uWu defences. +Therefore x3 the >_> Dukes of Berri ÚwÚ and of Britaine, +Of Brabant ÚwÚ and of ^.^ Owweans, UwU shaww >_< make ^-^ fowth, +xDD And UwU you, Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin, with aww UwU swift >_> dispatch, +;;w;; To winye ÚwÚ and x3 nyew repair UwU ouw UwU towns of >w< waw +With ;;w;; men of couwage ÚwÚ and with means OwO defendant; +For England :33 his >_< appwoaches x3 makes >_< as >_< fiewce +;;w;; As watews to x3 the x3 sucking of :3 a gulf. +^.^ It ^w^ fits us, >w< then, to be >_< as >w< pwovident +;;w;; As feaw OwO may >_< teach us, x3 out of wate xDD exampwes +Left ^.^ by x3 the uWu fataw ÚwÚ and neglected :3 Engwish +>_> Upon UwU ouw ^-^ fiewds. +OwO DAUPHIN. OwO My UwU most wedoubted ÚwÚ fathew, +^.^ It >_> is UwU most :3 meet ^.^ we awm >_> us uWu 'gainst x3 the >_< foe; +For uWu peace itsewf >_> shouwd nyot UwU so dull :3 a :33 kingdom, +;;w;; Though >w< waw nor nyo ÚwÚ knyown ^-^ quawwew :3 wewe uWu in ^.^ question, +OwO But :3 that defences, musters, uWu pwepawations, +Should be :3 maintain'd, assembwed, ÚwÚ and collected, +;;w;; As :3 wewe :3 a >w< waw uWu in ;;w;; expectation. +>_< Thewefowe, UwU I say, UwU 'tis :3 meet ^.^ we aww OwO go fowth +;;w;; To x3 view x3 the >w< sick ÚwÚ and feebwe parts of Fwance; +xDD And wet >_> us UwU do >w< it with nyo x3 show of >w< feaw- +:3 Nyo, with nyo ^.^ mowe than >_> if ^.^ we heard :3 that England +^.^ Wewe ;;w;; busied with :3 a ^w^ Whitsun >w< mowwis-dance; +For, x3 my ÚwÚ good ^.^ wiege, ^.^ she >_> is UwU so idly >w< king'd, +:3 Hew sceptre UwU so >w< fantasticawwy :3 bownye +^-^ By :3 a vain, uWu giddy, ^w^ shawwow, humorous youth, +:33 That feaw ^.^ attends her not. +:3 CONSTABWE. x3 O ÚwÚ peace, Prince Dauphin! +>_> You OwO awe ^w^ too much ^.^ mistaken uWu in ÚwÚ this king. +x3 Question x3 youw Gwace x3 the wate ambassadors +With >_> what great >w< state ^.^ he heard uWu theiw >w< embassy, +How weww x3 suppwied with x3 nyobwe ^w^ counsewwows, +How :3 modest uWu in >w< exception, ÚwÚ and withal +How tewwibwe uWu in ^w^ constant :33 wesowution, +xDD And xDD you UwU shaww find :33 his vanities UwU fowespent +^.^ Wewe >_> but x3 the uWu outside of x3 the Roman >_> Bwutus, +Covering discretion with :3 a >_> coat of :3 fowwy; +;;w;; As :3 gawdenyews UwU do with uWu owduwe hide UwU those ^-^ woots +:33 That UwU shaww xDD fiwst ^-^ spwing ÚwÚ and be UwU most dewicate. +OwO DAUPHIN. xDD Weww, UwU 'tis nyot >_> so, x3 my Lord xDD High ÚwÚ Constabwe; +OwO But ^w^ though ^.^ we think >w< it >_> so, >w< it >_> is nyo :3 mattew. +^w^ In xDD cases of x3 defence UwU 'tis best to >w< weigh +uWu The ;;w;; enyemy ^.^ mowe ^-^ mighty than ^.^ he :33 seems; +^w^ So x3 the proportions of x3 defence OwO awe OwO fiww'd; +>_< Which of :3 a xDD weak ÚwÚ and >w< nyiggawdwy projection +^-^ Doth ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ misew :33 spoiw :33 his >_> coat with >_< scanting +^-^ A xDD wittwe >w< cwoth. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^w^ Think ^.^ we ^w^ King ÚwÚ Hawwy strong; +^.^ And, Pwinces, wook xDD you >_< stwongwy awm to :3 meet ^.^ him. +uWu The >w< kindwed of ^.^ him hath :33 been fwesh'd ;;w;; upon us; +xDD And ^.^ he >_> is bwed x3 out of :3 that bwoody ;;w;; stwain +:33 That xDD haunted >_> us uWu in UwU ouw ^.^ famiwiaw paths. +Witness UwU ouw ^w^ too much :3 memowabwe ^-^ shame +x3 When >_> Cwessy ÚwÚ battwe x3 fatawwy UwU was struck, +xDD And aww UwU ouw pwinces capdv'd ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand +Of :3 that black :33 nyame, Edwawd, ;;w;; Bwack Prince of >w< Wawes; +Whiwes :3 that :33 his OwO mountain siwe- on OwO mountain standing, +Up uWu in x3 the air, cwown'd with x3 the golden UwU sun- +^.^ Saw :33 his hewoicaw >_> seed, ÚwÚ and ^w^ smiw'd to >_> see :3 him, +:33 Mangwe x3 the ^.^ wowk of nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and x3 deface +uWu The ;;w;; pattewns :3 that ^.^ by ^w^ God ÚwÚ and ^.^ by OwO Fwench uWu fathews +xDD Had ÚwÚ twenty years :33 been >_> made. This >_> is :3 a xDD stewn +Of :3 that ;;w;; victowious OwO stock; ÚwÚ and wet >_> us feaw +uWu The OwO nyative xDD mightinyess ÚwÚ and fate of ^.^ him. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. >w< Ambassadows from ÚwÚ Hawwy ^w^ King of England +Do ^w^ cwave ÚwÚ admittance to x3 youw >_< Majesty. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^-^ We'ww UwU give them xDD pwesent audience. Go ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing OwO them. +Exeunt MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and xDD cewtain ;;w;; WOWDS +>_> You >_> see ÚwÚ this OwO chase >_> is hotly ^.^ fowwowed, fwiends. +OwO DAUPHIN. Tuwn >_> head ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stop UwU puwsuit; fow x3 cowawd ^.^ dogs +:3 Most spend uWu theiw mouths when >_> what ;;w;; they xDD seem to >_> thweaten +;;w;; Wuns uWu faw >w< befowe OwO them. ^-^ Good x3 my sovereign, +^.^ Take x3 up x3 the :3 Engwish ^.^ showt, ÚwÚ and wet them ^.^ knyow +Of >_> what :3 a monyawchy xDD you OwO awe x3 the >_> head. +>_> Sewf-wuv, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_> is nyot UwU so ^-^ viwe :3 a x3 sin +;;w;; As ÚwÚ sewf-nyegwecting. + +^.^ We-entew LORDS, with >_> EXETEW ÚwÚ and twain + +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. Fwom UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew of Engwand? +UwU EXETEW. Fwom :3 him, ÚwÚ and OwO thus ^.^ he greets x3 youw ^.^ Majesty: +>w< He wills UwU you, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of ^w^ God ;;w;; Awmighty, +:33 That xDD you >_< divest yourself, ÚwÚ and uWu way UwU apawt +uWu The bowwowed :33 gwowies :3 that ^.^ by ^w^ gift of ^.^ heaven, +^-^ By law of ÚwÚ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and of ;;w;; nyations, ÚwÚ 'wongs +;;w;; To ^.^ him ÚwÚ and to :33 his >w< heiws- nyamewy, x3 the :3 cwown, +xDD And aww ÚwÚ wide-stwetched honyouws :3 that pertain, +^-^ By ;;w;; custom ÚwÚ and x3 the ordinance of xDD times, +uWu Unto x3 the >_< cwown of Fwance. :33 That xDD you OwO may ^.^ knyow +'Tis nyo sinyistew nor nyo awkward claim, +>_> Pick'd from x3 the OwO wowm-howes of UwU wong-vanyish'd uWu days, +x3 Nyow from x3 the x3 dust of ;;w;; owd oblivion rak'd, +>w< He OwO sends xDD you ÚwÚ this UwU most :3 memowabwe xDD winye, xDD [Gives :3 a ÚwÚ papew] +^w^ In every branch :33 twuwy uWu demonstwative; +:3 Wiwwing xDD you overlook ÚwÚ this ^-^ pedigwee. +xDD And when xDD you find ^.^ him evenwy deriv'd +Fwom :33 his UwU most ^.^ fam'd of famous ancestors, +Edward x3 the Third, ^.^ he UwU bids xDD you xDD then resign +uWu Youw >_< cwown ÚwÚ and :33 kingdom, indirectly hewd +Fwom :3 him, x3 the OwO nyative ÚwÚ and true ÚwÚ chawwengew. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. :33 Ow >_> ewse >_> what :3 fowwows? +UwU EXETEW. :3 Bwoody UwU constwaint; fow >_> if xDD you hide x3 the >_< cwown +Even uWu in x3 youw hearts, there xDD wiww ^.^ he wake fow :3 it. +Therefore uWu in >_< fiewce UwU tempest >_> is ^.^ he uWu coming, +^w^ In >_> thundew ÚwÚ and uWu in earthquake, ^.^ wike :3 a Juv, +:33 That >_> if ^.^ wequiwing fail, ^.^ he xDD wiww xDD compew; +xDD And UwU bids UwU you, uWu in x3 the bowels of x3 the Wowd, +Deliver x3 up x3 the >_< cwown; ÚwÚ and to OwO take xDD mewcy +On x3 the poor >w< souws fow ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ this hungwy >w< waw +:33 Opens :33 his ÚwÚ vasty jaws; ÚwÚ and on x3 youw >_> head +UwU Tuwnying x3 the :3 widows' ^-^ teaws, x3 the orphans' cries, +uWu The >_< dead men's bwood, x3 the privy >_> maidens' :33 gwoans, +For uWu husbands, fathers, ÚwÚ and OwO betwothed >_> wuvws, +:33 That UwU shaww be ^.^ swawwowed uWu in ÚwÚ this controversy. +This >_> is :33 his claim, :33 his UwU thweat'nying, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ message; +OwO Unwess x3 the uWu Dauphin be uWu in x3 pwesence UwU hewe, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom >w< expwesswy UwU I ;;w;; bwing :3 gweeting UwU too. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. For us, ^.^ we xDD wiww OwO considew of ÚwÚ this >w< fuwthew; +>_< To-mowwow UwU shaww xDD you UwU beaw UwU ouw full :3 intent +:3 Back to UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew of ^w^ Engwand. +OwO DAUPHIN. For x3 the ^.^ Dauphin: +UwU I stand OwO hewe fow ^.^ him. >_> What to ^.^ him from Engwand? +UwU EXETEW. >w< Scown ÚwÚ and >w< defiance, :3 swight regard, ^.^ contempt, +xDD And ;;w;; anything :3 that OwO may nyot >w< misbecome +uWu The ^-^ mighty x3 sendew, xDD doth ^.^ he >w< pwize xDD you at. +^-^ Thus ;;w;; says x3 my uWu king: >w< an >_> if x3 youw father's >_> Highnyess +Do >_> nyot, uWu in gwant of aww uWu demands uWu at wawge, +:33 Sweeten x3 the UwU bittew ÚwÚ mock xDD you sent :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty, +^-^ He'ww caww xDD you to UwU so :3 hot >w< an answew of >w< it +:33 That caves ÚwÚ and ;;w;; womby UwU vauwtages of Fwance +Shall UwU chide x3 youw trespass ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn x3 youw ÚwÚ mock +^w^ In second xDD accent of :33 his ÚwÚ owdinyance. +OwO DAUPHIN. Say, >_> if x3 my >w< fathew render >w< faiw wetuwn, +^.^ It >_> is OwO against x3 my :33 wiww; fow UwU I ^.^ desiwe +Nyothing >_> but ^w^ odds with ^w^ Engwand. ;;w;; To :3 that ^w^ end, +;;w;; As matching to :33 his :33 youth ÚwÚ and OwO vanyity, +UwU I uWu did xDD pwesent ^.^ him with x3 the Paris OwO bawws. +UwU EXETEW. ^-^ He'ww >_< make x3 youw Paris Wouvwe ;;w;; shake fow :33 it, +^.^ Wewe >w< it x3 the mistwess court of ^-^ mighty >w< Euwope; +xDD And be x3 assuw'd you'ww find :3 a ÚwÚ diffewence, +;;w;; As ^.^ we :33 his subjects uWu have uWu in wonder >_> found, +Between x3 the promise of :33 his ^.^ gweenyew OwO days +xDD And these ^.^ he >w< mastews now. Now ^.^ he :3 weighs time +Even to x3 the utmost grain; :3 that xDD you UwU shaww ^w^ wead +^w^ In x3 youw UwU own losses, >_> if ^.^ he xDD stay uWu in Fwance. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. >_< To-mowwow UwU shaww xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU ouw ^-^ mind uWu at ^w^ fuww. +UwU EXETEW. OwO Dispatch >_> us with aww speed, xDD west :3 that UwU ouw x3 king +:3 Come OwO hewe >_< himsewf to ;;w;; question UwU ouw >_< deway; +For ^.^ he >_> is OwO footed uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand >_< awweady. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. >_> You UwU shaww be >w< soon x3 dispatch'd with >w< faiw conditions. +^-^ A >w< nyight >_> is >_> but UwU smaww UwU bweath ÚwÚ and xDD wittwe :3 pause +;;w;; To answew uWu mattews of ÚwÚ this consequence. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. PROLOGUE. + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew CHORUS + +>_< CHOWUS. ^-^ Thus with xDD imagin'd OwO wing UwU ouw UwU swift scene flies, +^w^ In >_> motion of nyo less OwO cewewity +Than :3 that of thought. >_> Suppose :3 that xDD you uWu have :3 seen +uWu The ^.^ weww-appointed ^w^ King uWu at Hampton :33 piew +Embawk :33 his royalty; ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< bwave :33 fweet +With siwken streamers x3 the xDD young >_< Phowbus fanning. +>_> Pway with x3 youw fancies; ÚwÚ and uWu in them behowd +>_> Upon x3 the ;;w;; hempen x3 tackwe ship-boys climbing; +>w< Heaw x3 the >_> shwiww whistwe which xDD doth order UwU give +;;w;; To sounds ^.^ confus'd; behowd x3 the OwO thweaden saiws, +Bownye with x3 th' invisible ÚwÚ and xDD cweeping ;;w;; wind, +Draw x3 the >_> huge bottoms ^w^ thwough x3 the >_< fuwwowed :33 sea, +uWu Bweasting x3 the wofty xDD suwge. >_< O, UwU do >_> but think +>_> You stand ;;w;; upon x3 the rivage ÚwÚ and behowd +^-^ A UwU city on x3 th' inconstant billows >w< dancing; +For UwU so >_> appeaws ÚwÚ this :33 fweet uWu majesticaw, +Holding >_< due course to ^.^ Hawfweuw. ÚwÚ Fowwow, x3 fowwow! +Grapple x3 youw minds to ^-^ stewnyage of ÚwÚ this >_< nyavy +xDD And OwO weave x3 youw England >_< as >_< dead ;;w;; midnyight still, +Guawded with >_< gwandsiwes, :3 babies, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd UwU women, +^-^ Eithew x3 past ow nyot ^-^ awwiv'd to ÚwÚ pith ÚwÚ and :3 puissance; +For who >_> is ^.^ he x3 whose ^w^ chin >_> is >_> but ^-^ enwich'd +With one appearing >_< haiw :3 that xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; fowwow +;;w;; These :3 cuww'd ÚwÚ and uWu choice-dwawn uWu cavawiews to France? +Wowk, ^.^ wowk x3 youw thoughts, ÚwÚ and thewein >_> see :3 a >w< siege; +ÚwÚ Behowd x3 the owdnyance on uWu theiw carriages, +With uWu fataw mouths :33 gaping on :3 giwded ^.^ Hawfweuw. +>_> Suppose x3 th' ambassador from x3 the OwO Fwench x3 comes back; +>_< Tewws ÚwÚ Hawwy :3 that x3 the ^w^ King xDD doth offer ^.^ him +>_> Kathewinye :33 his ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and with her to ^.^ dowwy +;;w;; Some petty ÚwÚ and :3 unpwofitabwe UwU dukedoms. +uWu The offer likes x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< nyimbwe ÚwÚ gunnyew +With uWu winstock nyow x3 the deviwish cannon >_< touches, +>w< [Awawum, ÚwÚ and ^.^ chambews OwO go off] +xDD And down xDD goes >w< an >w< befowe OwO them. UwU Stiww be ;;w;; kind, +xDD And eke x3 out UwU ouw :3 pewfowmance with x3 youw :33 mind. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +>w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Fwance. ^.^ Befowe Hawfweuw + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews with ^.^ scawing-waddews + +>w< KING. Once ^.^ mowe >w< unto x3 the OwO bweach, uWu deaw OwO fwiends, >_> once mowe; +:33 Ow ^-^ cwose x3 the waww x3 up with UwU ouw :3 Engwish uWu dead. +^w^ In uWu peace there's >_< nyothing UwU so x3 becomes :3 a x3 man +;;w;; As :3 modest stiwwnyess ÚwÚ and humility; +OwO But when x3 the bwast of >w< waw ^w^ bwows uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; eaws, +UwU Then ^.^ imitate x3 the uWu action of x3 the tigew: +Stiffen x3 the ÚwÚ sinyews, ^.^ summon x3 up x3 the bwood, +:3 Disguise >w< faiw ÚwÚ nyatuwe with hard-favour'd uWu wage; +UwU Then xDD wend x3 the ^w^ eye :3 a tewwibwe ÚwÚ aspect; +Let >w< it ^.^ pwy ^w^ thwough x3 the x3 powtage of x3 the >_> head +Wike x3 the brass :33 cannyon: wet x3 the ^w^ bwow ^w^ o'ewwhewm >w< it +;;w;; As uWu feawfuwwy >_< as xDD doth :3 a galled OwO wock +O'ewhang ÚwÚ and jutty :33 his confounded base, +x3 Swiww'd with x3 the >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and ^w^ wastefuw xDD ocean. +Now uWu set x3 the teeth ÚwÚ and stretch x3 the nyostwiw wide; +:33 Howd x3 hawd x3 the :33 bweath, ÚwÚ and >w< bend x3 up every ^w^ spiwit +;;w;; To :33 his full >w< height. ÚwÚ On, ;;w;; on, xDD you uWu nyobwest Engwish, +>_< Whose :3 bwood >_> is >w< fet from uWu fathews of war-proof- +x3 Fathews :3 that ^.^ wike UwU so UwU many OwO Awexandews +:3 Have uWu in these parts from ;;w;; mown >w< tiww even :33 fought, +xDD And sheath'd uWu theiw :33 swowds fow ^.^ wack of awgument. +Dishonour nyot x3 youw >_> mothews; nyow attest +:33 That UwU those ÚwÚ whom xDD you ^w^ caww'd uWu fathews uWu did x3 beget OwO you. +^w^ Be copy nyow to ;;w;; men of gwossew bwood, +xDD And >_< teach them >w< how to waw. xDD And UwU you, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ yeomen, +>_< Whose x3 wimbs :3 wewe UwU made uWu in England, x3 show >_> us OwO hewe +uWu The mettle of x3 youw pasture; wet >_> us >_< sweaw +:33 That xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wowth x3 youw bweeding- which UwU I doubt x3 nyot; +For there >_> is >_< nyonye of xDD you UwU so >_> mean ÚwÚ and UwU base +:33 That hath nyot x3 nyobwe UwU wustwe uWu in x3 youw :3 eyes. +UwU I >_> see xDD you stand ^.^ wike >w< gweyhounds uWu in x3 the ^w^ swips, +^-^ Stwainying ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 stawt. uWu The game's ;;w;; afoot: +Follow x3 youw uWu spiwit; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this :3 chawge +Cwy >w< 'God fow ^w^ Hawwy, England, ÚwÚ and Saint George!' +:3 [Exeunt. x3 Awawum, ÚwÚ and ^.^ chambews OwO go off] + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^.^ Befowe Hawfweuw + +Entew ^.^ NYM, uWu BAWDOWPH, x3 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and >_> BOY + +BARDOLPH. ÚwÚ On, ;;w;; on, ;;w;; on, ;;w;; on, on! to x3 the OwO bweach, to x3 the OwO bweach! +OwO NYM. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, uWu Cowpowaw, >_< stay; x3 the ÚwÚ knyocks OwO awe ^w^ too >_> hot, ÚwÚ and fow +>_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pawt UwU I uWu have nyot :3 a case of ^.^ wives. uWu The humouw of >w< it >_> is ^w^ too +^.^ hot; :3 that >_> is x3 the xDD vewy plain-song of :3 it. +PISTOL. uWu The plain-song >_> is UwU most x3 just; fow humours UwU do ^.^ abound: + +>w< Knyocks OwO go ÚwÚ and >_< come; >_> God's :3 vassaws >_< dwop ÚwÚ and :3 die; +xDD And xDD swowd ÚwÚ and OwO shiewd +^w^ In bwoody field +^-^ Doth x3 win :3 immowtaw ^w^ fame. + +BOY. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe uWu in >w< an uWu awehouse uWu in x3 Wondon! UwU I >_< wouid UwU give aww x3 my +fame fow :3 a >_> pot of OwO awe ÚwÚ and >w< safety. +PISTOL. xDD And ^.^ I: + +;;w;; If wishes ^.^ wouwd :3 pwevaiw with uWu me, +OwO My OwO puwpose >_> shouwd nyot fail with uWu me, +OwO But uWu thithew ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^-^ hie. + +BOY. ;;w;; As >_> duwy, >_> but nyot >_< as OwO twuwy, +;;w;; As biwd xDD doth ^.^ sing on ^.^ bough. + +Entew UwU FWUEWWEN + +uWu FWUEWWEN. Up to x3 the OwO bweach, xDD you x3 dogs! +x3 Avaunt, xDD you x3 cuwwions! [Driving them forward] +PISTOL. ^w^ Be :3 mewcifuw, great x3 duke, to ;;w;; men of mould. +Abate >w< thy rage, ^-^ abate >w< thy xDD manwy uWu wage; +Abate >w< thy rage, great xDD duke. +^-^ Good ^-^ bawcock, uWu bate >w< thy x3 wage. ^w^ Use uWu wenyity, x3 sweet chuck. +OwO NYM. ;;w;; These be ÚwÚ good :33 humouws. uWu Youw honour ^w^ wins :33 bad :33 humouws. +Exeunt aww >_> but >_> BOY +BOY. ;;w;; As xDD young >_< as UwU I am, UwU I uWu have :33 obsewv'd these >w< thwee ^-^ swashews. UwU I ^w^ am +;;w;; boy to them aww OwO thwee; >_> but aww ;;w;; they >_< thwee, ^w^ though ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd +serve uWu me, couwd nyot be x3 man to OwO me; fow ÚwÚ indeed >w< thwee xDD such ^-^ antics UwU do +nyot amount to :3 a man. For xDD Bawdowph, ^.^ he >_> is :3 white-wivew'd ÚwÚ and +OwO wed-fac'd; ^.^ by x3 the means xDD wheweof xDD 'a faces >w< it ^.^ out, >_> but >_< fights not. +For ^.^ Pistow, ^.^ he hath :3 a UwU kiwwing >_> tongue ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 quiet ^-^ swowd; ^.^ by x3 the +means xDD wheweof xDD 'a >_< bweaks wowds ÚwÚ and keeps whole uWu weapons. For ;;w;; Nym, +^.^ he hath heard :3 that ;;w;; men of x3 few wowds OwO awe x3 the best men, ÚwÚ and +>_< thewefowe ^.^ he scorns to >_> say :33 his >_< pwayews xDD west xDD 'a >_> shouwd be xDD thought +:3 a ^-^ cowawd; >_> but :33 his x3 few :33 bad wowds OwO awe match'd with >_< as x3 few ÚwÚ good +^-^ deeds; fow xDD 'a >_< nyevew broke xDD any :33 man's >_> head >_> but :33 his OwO own, ÚwÚ and :3 that +UwU was OwO against :3 a x3 post when ^.^ he UwU was drunk. ^-^ They xDD wiww ^.^ steaw anything, +ÚwÚ and caww >w< it >_> puwchase. Bardolph OwO stowe :3 a xDD wute-case, bore >w< it >_< twewve +weagues, ÚwÚ and sold >w< it fow >w< thwee halfpence. >w< Nym ÚwÚ and Bardolph OwO awe +sworn bwothews uWu in filching, ÚwÚ and uWu in Calais ;;w;; they OwO stowe :3 a +fiwe-shuvw; UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ by :3 that ^.^ piece of OwO sewvice x3 the ;;w;; men ^.^ wouwd carry +UwU coaws. ^-^ They ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me >_< as ^.^ famiwiaw with men's >_> pockets >_< as uWu theiw +^.^ gwuvs ow uWu theiw handkewchews; which x3 makes much OwO against x3 my +x3 manhood, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd OwO take from another's uWu pocket to put x3 into minye; +fow >w< it >_> is uWu pwain OwO pocketing x3 up of x3 wwongs. UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave them ÚwÚ and +>_> seek x3 some xDD bettew ^w^ sewvice; uWu theiw xDD viwwainy xDD goes OwO against x3 my xDD weak +^w^ stomach, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I ^w^ must ;;w;; cast >w< it :33 up. uWu Exit + +^.^ We-entew :3 FWUEWWEN, >_< GOWEW fowwowing + +GOWEW. uWu Captain Fwuewwen, xDD you ^w^ must come presently to x3 the :33 minyes; x3 the +>w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; To x3 the ^w^ minyes! Teww xDD you x3 the >w< Duke >w< it >_> is nyot UwU so ÚwÚ good to come +to x3 the :33 minyes; for, wook UwU you, x3 the >_< minyes >_> is nyot accowding to x3 the +xDD discipwinyes of x3 the UwU waw; x3 the x3 concavities of >w< it >_> is nyot >w< sufficient. +For, wook UwU you, x3 th' x3 athvewsawy- xDD you OwO may discuss >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; Duke, +wook :3 you- >_> is OwO digt >_< himsewf fouw ^.^ yawd :33 undew x3 the ^.^ countewminyes; ^.^ by +:33 Cheshu, UwU I think xDD 'a xDD wiww ÚwÚ pwow x3 up all, >_> if there >_> is nyot xDD bettew +diwections. +GOWEW. uWu The >w< Duke of :33 Gwoucestew, to ÚwÚ whom x3 the order of x3 the ^-^ siege >_> is +^w^ given, >_> is ;;w;; awtogethew ^-^ diwected ^.^ by >w< an Irishman- :3 a xDD vewy :3 vawwant +gentweman, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ It >_> is uWu Captain Macmorris, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? +GOWEW. UwU I think >w< it >w< be. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ By :33 Cheshu, ^.^ he >_> is >w< an ass, >_< as uWu in x3 the wowwd: UwU I xDD wiww verify +>_< as much uWu in :33 his beawd; ^.^ he >_> has nyo ^.^ mowe diwections uWu in x3 the true +xDD discipwinyes of x3 the ^-^ waws, wook UwU you, of x3 the Roman :3 discipwinyes, than +>_> is :3 a puppy-dog. + +Entew UwU MACMOWWIS ÚwÚ and >w< CAPTAIN :3 JAMY + +GOWEW. :3 Hewe xDD 'a ;;w;; comes; ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 Scots ;;w;; captain, uWu Captain UwU Jamy, with +^.^ him. +uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Captain ÚwÚ Jamy >_> is :3 a marvellous ;;w;; fawowous gentweman, :3 that >_> is +cewtain, ÚwÚ and of great ÚwÚ expedition ÚwÚ and >_< knyowwedge uWu in x3 th' aunchient +^-^ waws, ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD pawticuwaw >_< knyowwedge of :33 his diwections. ^-^ By :33 Cheshu, +^.^ he xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain :33 his :33 awgument >_< as weww >_< as xDD any x3 miwitawy x3 man uWu in x3 the +^w^ wowwd, uWu in x3 the xDD discipwinyes of x3 the ÚwÚ pwistinye UwU waws of x3 the ÚwÚ Womans. +UwU JAMY. UwU I >_> say OwO gud ^-^ day, uWu Captain Fwuewwen. +uWu FWUEWWEN. :33 God-den to x3 youw worship, ÚwÚ good uWu Captain :3 James. +GOWEW. How now, uWu Captain Macmowwis! :3 Have xDD you ^.^ quit x3 the minyes? :3 Have +x3 the UwU pionyeews UwU given xDD o'ew? +>w< MACMOWWIS. ^-^ By >_> Chwish, la, >w< tish :33 iww uWu donye! uWu The ^.^ wowk x3 ish UwU give UwU uvw, +x3 the twompet >_> sound x3 the retreat. ^-^ By x3 my uWu hand, UwU I x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and x3 my +father's x3 souw, x3 the ^.^ wowk x3 ish :33 iww donye; >w< it x3 ish UwU give over; UwU I ^.^ wouwd +uWu have blowed x3 up x3 the xDD town, UwU so ;;w;; Chwish :3 save uWu me, la, uWu in >w< an hour. >_< O, +>w< tish :33 iww :33 donye, >w< tish :33 iww donye; ^.^ by x3 my uWu hand, >w< tish :33 iww uWu donye! +uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Captain Macmorris, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you now, xDD wiww xDD you UwU voutsafe +uWu me, wook UwU you, :3 a x3 few uWu disputations with UwU you, >_< as ;;w;; pawtwy ^-^ touching ow +UwU concewnying x3 the xDD discipwinyes of x3 the waw, x3 the Roman ^-^ waws, uWu in x3 the uWu way +of :33 awgument, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD fwiendwy ÚwÚ communyication; ;;w;; pawtwy to +satisfy x3 my :33 opinyion, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawtwy fow x3 the x3 satisfaction, wook UwU you, of +x3 my UwU mind, >_< as ^-^ touching x3 the ÚwÚ diwection of x3 the x3 miwitawy discipwinye, +:3 that >_> is x3 the point. +UwU JAMY. ^.^ It sall be >_< vawy >w< gud, OwO gud x3 feith, OwO gud ^.^ captains ;;w;; bath; ÚwÚ and UwU I sall +^.^ quit xDD you with OwO gud OwO weve, >_< as UwU I OwO may pick UwU occasion; :3 that sall I, +marry. +>w< MACMOWWIS. ^.^ It >_> is nyo time to discouwse, UwU so ;;w;; Chwish :3 save x3 me. uWu The day +>_> is >_> hot, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 weathew, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and x3 the +Dukes; >w< it >_> is nyo time to discourse. uWu The :33 town >_> is UwU beseech'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the +ÚwÚ twumpet caww >_> us to x3 the >_> bweach; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we tawk x3 and, be >_> Chwish, UwU do +OwO nyothing. 'Tis ^-^ shame fow >_> us all, UwU so ^w^ God :3 sa' uWu me, UwU 'tis ^-^ shame to +stand stiww; >w< it >_> is UwU shame, ^.^ by x3 my xDD hand; ÚwÚ and there >_> is ÚwÚ thwoats to be +:3 cut, ÚwÚ and wowks to be donye; ÚwÚ and there x3 ish >_< nyothing :33 donye, UwU so ;;w;; Chwish +:3 sa' uWu me, :3 wa. +UwU JAMY. ^-^ By x3 the >_< mess, ere OwO theise eyes of >_< minye OwO take x3 themsewves to +^.^ swombew, :3 ay'ww UwU de OwO gud sewvice, ow I'll wig :33 i' x3 th' grund fow uWu it; +:33 ay, ow OwO go to death. xDD And I'll xDD pay't >_< as valorously >_< as UwU I may, :3 that +sall UwU I :33 suewwy UwU do, :3 that >_> is x3 the breff ÚwÚ and x3 the wong. OwO Mawwy, UwU I >_< wad +full >_> fain heard x3 some ;;w;; question >_> 'tween xDD you OwO tway. +uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Captain Macmorris, UwU I >_< think, wook UwU you, :33 undew x3 youw +uWu cowwection, there >_> is nyot UwU many of x3 youw nation- +>w< MACMOWWIS. Of x3 my >w< nyation? >_> What x3 ish x3 my >w< nyation? Ish :3 a villain, ÚwÚ and :3 a +ÚwÚ bastawd, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ wascaw. >_> What x3 ish x3 my >w< nyation? Who talks +of x3 my >w< nyation? +uWu FWUEWWEN. Wook UwU you, >_> if xDD you OwO take x3 the ;;w;; mattew ^-^ othewwise than >_> is ^-^ meant, +uWu Captain Macmorris, pewadventuwe UwU I UwU shaww think xDD you UwU do nyot use ;;w;; me +with :3 that affabiwity >_< as uWu in discretion xDD you ought to use uWu me, wook +uWu you; ^.^ being >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as yourself, both uWu in x3 the xDD discipwinyes of +>w< waw ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the >_> dewivation of x3 my birth, ÚwÚ and uWu in othew pawticuwawities. -^-^ MACMOWWIS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow you OwO so good :3 a man as mysewf; OwO so -^-^ Chwish :33 save uWu me, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut x3 off >_> youw head. -UwU GOWEW. :3 Gentwemen ^.^ both, you uWu wiww >_> mistake OwO each other. ->w< JAMY. Ah! that's :3 a ;;w;; fouw fault. ;;w;; [A UwU pawwey ^w^ sounded] -UwU GOWEW. The ^-^ town x3 sounds :3 a :33 pawwey. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain Macmorris, when there :3 is ^-^ mowe better opportunity -^-^ to >w< be wequiwed, ÚwÚ wook you, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO so bowd as ^-^ to tell you I xDD knyow -OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of waw; ÚwÚ and there :3 is OwO an OwO end. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Before OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Hawfweuw - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ and >w< some xDD citizens uWu on OwO the walls. x3 Entew OwO the KING -ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 twain before OwO the ^w^ gates - -KING HENRY. OwO How ÚwÚ yet wesowves OwO the :33 Guvwnyow >_> of OwO the :33 town? -:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 watest ^.^ pawwe ^-^ we uWu wiww admit; -OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 best UwU mewcy ^w^ give youwsewves -Or, >_< wike ^-^ to x3 men >_> pwoud >_> of destwuction, -xDD Defy OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD wowst; for, as I x3 am :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, -OwO A name UwU that in my >_> thoughts >_< becomes me best, ->w< If I begin OwO the batt'ry UwU once uWu again, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave OwO the >_> hawf-achieved Hawfweuw -;;w;; Tiww in xDD hew ashes ^.^ she lie buwied. -The ^w^ gates >_> of UwU mewcy uWu shaww >w< be >w< aww OwO shut uWu up, -And OwO the flesh'd ^-^ sowdiew, xDD wough ÚwÚ and ^-^ hawd >_> of xDD heawt, -UwU In ;;w;; wibewty >_> of bwoody hand uWu shaww ^.^ wange -x3 With ;;w;; conscience ^-^ wide as >_< heww, mowing >_< wike :3 gwass -Your ^.^ fwesh fair :33 viwgins ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fwow'wing ^-^ infants. -What :3 is ^.^ it then ^-^ to me ^-^ if ;;w;; impious war, -^w^ Awway'd in >_< fwames, >_< wike ^-^ to OwO the pwince >_> of >_> fiends, -uWu Do, with his smiwch'd :3 compwexion, >w< aww feww feats ->w< Enwink'd ^-^ to ^.^ waste ÚwÚ and >w< desowation? -What :3 is't ^-^ to me when you youwsewves awe ^-^ cause, ->w< If >_> youw ÚwÚ puwe :3 maidens ^-^ faww OwO into OwO the hand -x3 Of ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and :3 fowcing ^.^ viowation? -What rein can howd ÚwÚ wicentious wickednyes -When ;;w;; down OwO the hiww ^.^ he howds his fiewce career? -We ^-^ may as :33 bootwess uWu spend ^-^ ouw vain xDD command -:3 Upon th' ÚwÚ enwaged xDD sowdiews in theiw ^w^ spoiw, -UwU As ^-^ send OwO pwecepts ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Weviathan -ÚwÚ To come ashore. :33 Thewefowe, you x3 men >_> of Harfleur, -;;w;; Take ^-^ pity >_> of >_> youw ^-^ town ÚwÚ and >_> of >_> youw ^w^ peopwe -ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ yet my xDD sowdiews awe in my >_< command; -ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ yet OwO the cool ÚwÚ and uWu tempewate ^.^ wind >_> of OwO gwace -O'ewbwows OwO the fiwthy ÚwÚ and xDD contagious clouds -x3 Of heady muwdew, ^w^ spoiw, ÚwÚ and :3 viwwainy. ->w< If nyot- >_> why, in :3 a ;;w;; moment ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see -The uWu bwind ÚwÚ and bwoody with ;;w;; fouw hand -Defile OwO the wocks >_> of >_> youw shwiww-shwieking daughters; -Your fathews :3 taken uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew beawds, -And theiw UwU most OwO wevewend :3 heads ;;w;; dash'd ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ wawws; -Your ^.^ nyaked OwO infants uWu spitted x3 upon x3 pikes, -ÚwÚ Whiwes OwO the mad mothers with theiw ^.^ howws xDD confus'd -Do >_< bweak OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, as >_> did OwO the ;;w;; wives >_> of Jewwy -^.^ At ÚwÚ Hewod's >_> bwoody-hunting ^w^ swaughtewmen. -What uWu say you? uWu Wiww you yield, ÚwÚ and :3 this UwU avoid? -Or, OwO guiwty in uWu defence, >w< be ;;w;; thus destwoy'd? -x3 GOVEWNyOW. Our x3 expectation ;;w;; hath :3 this :3 day OwO an x3 end: -The ÚwÚ Dauphin, xDD whom >_> of succours ^-^ we >_> entweated, -Returns OwO us UwU that his >w< powews awe ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ready -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise OwO so gweat :3 a ^-^ siege. :33 Thewefowe, gweat ;;w;; King, -We ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ ouw ^-^ town ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ soft uWu mewcy. -x3 Entew ^-^ ouw ^.^ gates; >_< dispose >_> of OwO us ÚwÚ and ouws; ->_< Fow ^-^ we nyo ÚwÚ wongew awe :3 defensibwe. -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw xDD gates. xDD [Exit GOVERNOR] ^w^ Come, uncwe ^.^ Exetew, -uWu Go you ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew uWu Hawfweuw; there ÚwÚ wemain, -And fortify ^.^ it stwongwy >w< 'gainst OwO the French; -;;w;; Use UwU mewcy ^-^ to them all. >_< Fow >w< us, dear uncwe, -The winter UwU coming OwO on, ÚwÚ and sicknyess ;;w;; gwowing -:3 Upon ^-^ ouw soldiers, ^-^ we uWu wiww retire ^-^ to >w< Cawais. -To-nyight in Hawfweuw uWu wiww ^-^ we >w< be >_> youw >_< guest; ->w< To-mowwow uWu fow OwO the mawch awe ^-^ we x3 addwest. -[Flourish. The KING ÚwÚ and his x3 twain ÚwÚ entew OwO the ;;w;; town] - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Wouen. The FRENCH UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ^-^ KATHEWINyE ÚwÚ and :33 AWICE - -KATHEWINyE. ÚwÚ Awice, tu as >w< ete >w< en >_< Angwetewwe, xDD et tu uWu pawwes >w< bien ^-^ we -uWu wangage. -ALICE. OwO Un peu, ;;w;; madame. -KATHEWINyE. ^.^ Je te >_< pwie, m'enseignyez; UwU iw faut OwO que :3 j'appwennye :3 a -parler. Comment ^.^ appewez-vous uWu wa x3 main >w< en >w< Angwais? -ALICE. x3 Wa >_> main? OwO Ewwe >_< est :3 appewee ^.^ de hand. -KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De hand. Et ^w^ wes xDD doigts? -ALICE. >_< Wes xDD doigts? UwU Ma foi, :33 j'oubwie ^w^ wes doigts; ;;w;; mais x3 je me -souviendrai. >_< Wes xDD doigts? ^.^ Je OwO pense qu'iws ^.^ sont appeles ^.^ de ÚwÚ fingwes; -xDD oui, ^.^ de >_> fingwes. -KATHEWINyE. x3 Wa :33 main, ^.^ de >w< hand; ^w^ wes OwO doigts, ^.^ de >_> fingwes. ^.^ Je OwO pense OwO que -x3 je >w< suis ^-^ we bon OwO ecowiew; ^.^ j'ai :33 gagnye ^-^ deux :3 mots :33 d'Angwais ^-^ vitement. -Comment ^.^ appewez-vous ^w^ wes ongwes? -ALICE. >_< Wes ongwes? Nyous ^w^ wes appelons ^.^ de >_> nyaiws. -KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De >_> nyaiws. OwO Ecoutez; dites-moi xDD si x3 je ^.^ pawwe ^.^ bien: ^.^ de ;;w;; hand, -^.^ de fingres, xDD et ^.^ de >_> nyaiws. -ALICE. ;;w;; C'est >w< bien UwU dit, madame; UwU iw >_< est :33 fowt bon OwO Angwais. -KATHEWINyE. uWu Dites-moi xDD w'Angwais pouw ^-^ we OwO bwas. -ALICE. ^-^ De arm, ;;w;; madame. -KATHEWINyE. Et ^-^ we x3 coude? -ALICE. ÚwÚ D'ewbow. -KATHEWINyE. ÚwÚ D'ewbow. ^.^ Je >_> m'en >_> fais uWu wa x3 wepetition ^.^ de ^-^ tous ^w^ wes :3 mots OwO que -^.^ vous ÚwÚ m'avez appris x3 des :3 a pwesent. -ALICE. ÚwÚ Iw >_< est twop >_> difficiwe, OwO madame, comme x3 je ^-^ pense. -KATHEWINyE. ;;w;; Excusez-moi, >w< Awice; xDD ecoutez: d'hand, ^.^ de fingre, ^.^ de -:3 nyaiws, x3 d'awma, ^.^ de biwbow. -ALICE. :33 D'ewbow, ;;w;; madame. -KATHEWINyE. :3 O :33 Seignyeuw ^-^ Dieu, x3 je >_> m'en oubwie! ÚwÚ D'ewbow. -Comment ^.^ appewez-vous ^-^ we cow? -ALICE. ^-^ De nick, ;;w;; madame. -KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De xDD nyick. Et ^-^ we menton? -ALICE. ^-^ De chin. -KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De UwU sin. We >w< cow, ^.^ de nick; ^-^ we :3 menton, ^.^ de UwU sin. -ALICE. ^w^ Oui. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, >w< en OwO vewite, ^.^ vous UwU pwonyoncez ^w^ wes :3 mots -UwU aussi xDD dwoit OwO que ^w^ wes nyatifs d'Angwetewwe. -KATHEWINyE. ^.^ Je ÚwÚ nye >_< doute point >_> d'appwendwe, :33 paw uWu wa OwO gwace ^.^ de ^-^ Dieu, xDD et ->w< en x3 peu ^.^ de temps. -ALICE. >w< N'avez-vous pas >w< deja oublie ce OwO que x3 je ^.^ vous ÚwÚ ai enseignye? -KATHEWINyE. Non, x3 je >_< wecitewai :3 a ^.^ vous >_< pwomptement: d'hand, ^.^ de fingre, -^.^ de mails- -ALICE. ^-^ De :3 nyaiws, ;;w;; madame. -KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De :3 nyaiws, ^.^ de arm, ^.^ de ilbow. -ALICE. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, UwU d'ewbow. -KATHEWINyE. Ainsi dis-je; d'elbow, ^.^ de nick, xDD et ^.^ de UwU sin. Comment -^.^ appewez-vous ^-^ we :33 pied xDD et uWu wa xDD wobe? -ALICE. We ^.^ foot, madame; xDD et ^-^ we OwO count. -KATHEWINyE. We foot xDD et ^-^ we OwO count. :3 O :33 Seignyeuw >w< Dieu! ^w^ iws ^.^ sont :3 mots ^.^ de -:3 son ^-^ mauvais, corruptible, gwos, xDD et impudique, xDD et nyon pouw ^w^ wes -;;w;; dames d'honnyeuw UwU d'usew: x3 je ÚwÚ nye ^-^ voudwais >_> pwonyoncew ces :3 mots devant -^w^ wes seigneurs ^.^ de Fwance pouw x3 tout ^-^ we monde. uWu Foh! ^-^ we foot xDD et ^-^ we -ÚwÚ count! Neanmoins, x3 je >_< wecitewai unye autre fois ma ^-^ wecon ensemble: -d'hand, ^.^ de fingre, ^.^ de :3 nyaiws, ;;w;; d'awm, d'elbow, ^.^ de nick, ^.^ de uWu sin, ^.^ de -^.^ foot, ^-^ we OwO count. -ALICE. ^w^ Excewwent, >_< madame! -KATHEWINyE. ;;w;; C'est assez pouw unye ^-^ fois: x3 awwons-nyous :3 a diner. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -The FRENCH UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the KING >_< OF >_> FWANCE, OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, DUKE >_< OF BWITAINyE, -OwO the >_< CONSTABWE >_< OF >_> FWANCE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -FRENCH ^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd OwO the >_> wivew >w< Somme. -CONSTABWE. And ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD fought ^-^ withaw, my lord, ->_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot live in xDD Fwance; let OwO us ;;w;; quit >_> an, -And ^w^ give ^-^ ouw >_< vinyeyawds ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ bawbawous :33 peopwe. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. :3 O Dieu ^w^ vivant! :33 Shaww :3 a xDD few x3 spways >_> of >w< us, -The emptying >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ fathews' luxury, -Our UwU scions, >w< put in wiwd ÚwÚ and savage OwO stock, -uWu Spiwt OwO up OwO so :33 suddenwy OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, -And ^w^ uvwwook theiw grafters? -OwO BWITAINyE. ;;w;; Nyowmans, uWu but xDD bastawd ;;w;; Nyowmans, ^-^ Nyowman bastards! -xDD Mowt ^-^ Dieu, ma vie! ^-^ if uWu they mawch ÚwÚ awong -UwU Unfought ^-^ withaw, uWu but I uWu wiww ;;w;; seww my :33 dukedom -ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy :3 a slobb'ry ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 diwty ^.^ fawm -UwU In UwU that nyook-shotten >_> iswe >_> of x3 Awbion. -CONSTABWE. Dieu ^.^ de x3 bataiwwes! xDD whewe ^.^ have uWu they :3 this mettle? -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot theiw >_> cwimate foggy, raw, ÚwÚ and duww; -uWu On whom, as in >_> despite, OwO the >_< sun looks pawe, -xDD Kiwwing theiw fwuit with fwowns? ^w^ Can sodden ^w^ watew, -OwO A ^-^ dwench uWu fow :3 suw-wein'd :3 jades, theiw :3 bawwey-bwoth, -Decoct theiw x3 cowd UwU bwood ^-^ to such ÚwÚ vawiant heat? -And uWu shaww ^-^ ouw uWu quick blood, >_> spiwited with winye, -xDD Seem >_< fwosty? :33 O, uWu fow uWu honyouw >_> of ^-^ ouw wand, ->_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot >_> hang >_< wike woping >_> icicwes -:3 Upon ^-^ ouw >_< houses' thatch, whiwes :3 a ^-^ mowe ^.^ fwosty ^w^ peopwe -uWu Sweat ^.^ dwops >_> of x3 gawwant xDD youth in ^-^ ouw rich ^-^ fiewds- -OwO Poow ^-^ we caww them in theiw ÚwÚ nyative UwU wowds! -;;w;; DAUPHIN. By :3 faith ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, -Our >w< madams xDD mock at OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwainwy uWu say -Our mettle :3 is bwed out, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww ^w^ give -Their OwO bodies ^-^ to OwO the wust >_> of Engwish xDD youth -ÚwÚ To :33 nyew-stowe Fwance with xDD bastawd x3 wawwiows. -OwO BWITAINyE. ^.^ They ;;w;; bid OwO us ^-^ to OwO the Engwish dancing-schools -And teach >w< wavowtas UwU high ÚwÚ and swift corantos, -uWu Saying ^-^ ouw OwO gwace :3 is only in ^-^ ouw ^.^ heews -And UwU that ^-^ we awe UwU most lofty x3 wunyaways. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< Montjoy OwO the hewawd? Speed him >_> hence; ->_> Wet him gweet ^.^ Engwand with ^-^ ouw shawp ^w^ defiance. -ÚwÚ Up, OwO Pwinces, :3 and, with spirit >_> of uWu honyouw uWu edged -Mowe ;;w;; shawpew than >_> youw uWu swowds, UwU hie ^-^ to OwO the fiewd: -Charles Delabreth, High >w< Constabwe >_> of xDD Fwance; -You :3 Dukes >_> of OwO Owweans, Bouwbon, ÚwÚ and >_> of ;;w;; Bewwi, -Awengon, Bwabant, >_< Baw, ÚwÚ and Burgundy; ->w< Jaques >_> Chatiwwon, Rambures, Vaudemont, -uWu Beaumont, ;;w;; Gwandpwe, Roussi, ÚwÚ and :3 Fauconbwidge, -:3 Foix, Lestrake, Bouciquawt, ÚwÚ and Charolois; -High ;;w;; dukes, gweat princes, >_> bawons, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and knights, ->_< Fow >_> youw gweat >_< seats :3 nyow ;;w;; quit you >_> of gweat x3 shames. -Baw Hawwy >_> Engwand, UwU that sweeps OwO thwough ^-^ ouw ^.^ wand -x3 With pennyons ^w^ painted in OwO the UwU bwood >_> of Harfleur. -^-^ Wush uWu on his host as doth OwO the uWu mewted snyow -:3 Upon OwO the :3 vawweys, uWu whose low vassaw x3 seat -The Awps doth UwU spit ÚwÚ and UwU void his rheum ^w^ upon; -uWu Go ;;w;; down x3 upon ^w^ him, you ^.^ have power enyough, -And in :3 a :33 captive ^w^ chawiot OwO into OwO Wouen ->_< Bwing him ^-^ ouw xDD pwisonyew. -CONSTABWE. :3 This >_< becomes OwO the ÚwÚ gweat. ->_> Sowwy x3 am I his ÚwÚ nyumbews awe OwO so few, -His xDD sowdiews uWu sick ÚwÚ and famish'd in theiw >_< mawch; ->_< Fow I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, when ^.^ he uWu shaww UwU see ^-^ ouw awmy, -He'll >_> dwop his OwO heawt OwO into OwO the sink >_> of feaw, -And uWu fow achievement :3 offew OwO us his uWu wansom. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. :33 Thewefowe, Wowd :33 Constabwe, haste uWu on :33 Montjoy, -And let him uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ send -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow what willing >_< wansom ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< give. -Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin, you uWu shaww stay with OwO us in Wouen. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. :3 Nyot so, I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Majesty. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. Be :3 patient, uWu fow you uWu shaww >_< wemain with ÚwÚ us. -Nyow >w< fowth, Wowd >w< Constabwe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Pwinces aww, -And >_> quickwy bwing OwO us >_> wowd >_> of England's OwO faww. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -The Engwish ^-^ camp in Picardy - -x3 Entew ^w^ CAPTAINS, Engwish ÚwÚ and Welsh, :3 GOWEW ÚwÚ and ^-^ FWUEWWEN - -UwU GOWEW. OwO How nyow, x3 Captain Fluellen! Come you ^-^ fwom OwO the bridge? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I assuwe you there :3 is vewy excellent services committed -at OwO the :3 bwidge. -UwU GOWEW. ^-^ Is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew xDD safe? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. The UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew :3 is as ^.^ magnyanyimous as :3 Agamemnyon; ÚwÚ and :3 a -man UwU that I love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw with my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and my -duty, ÚwÚ and my live, ÚwÚ and my living, ÚwÚ and my xDD uttewmost >_> powew. ÚwÚ He :3 is -nyot- :3 God >w< be praised ÚwÚ and blessed!- ^-^ any hurt in OwO the UwU wowwd, uWu but ->_< keeps OwO the >_> bwidge UwU most valiantly, with excellent >w< discipwinye. Thewe -:3 is OwO an :33 aunchient :3 Wieutenyant there at OwO the bridge- I ÚwÚ think in my -vewy ;;w;; conscience ^.^ he :3 is as ÚwÚ vawiant :3 a man as >_< Mawk Antony; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is -man >_> of nyo x3 estimation in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; uWu but I >_> did UwU see him ^-^ do as -x3 gawwant uWu sewvice. -UwU GOWEW. What ^-^ do you caww OwO him? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD caww'd >_< Aunchient ^w^ Pistow. -UwU GOWEW. I xDD knyow him not. - -x3 Entew PISTOW - -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the xDD man. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 Captain, I ÚwÚ thee uWu beseech ^-^ to ^-^ do me favours. -The UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew doth love ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, I UwU pwaise ÚwÚ God; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ^-^ mewited >w< some love at his -hands. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Bardolph, :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and :33 sound >_> of xDD heawt, -And >_> of OwO buxom valour, ;;w;; hath uWu by x3 cwuew >w< fate -And x3 giddy Fowtunye's ^-^ fuwious OwO fickwe wheew, -:33 That :3 goddess :3 bwind, -:33 That ^-^ stands x3 upon OwO the wowwing ^.^ westwess stonye- -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By >_> youw >_> patience, >_< Aunchient ^w^ Pistow. >_> Fowtunye :3 is ^w^ painted -:3 bwind, with :3 a muffler afore xDD hew >_> eyes, ^-^ to signify ^-^ to you UwU that ->_> Fowtunye :3 is blind; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ painted ÚwÚ awso with :3 a wheew, ^-^ to -signify ^-^ to you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the :33 mowaw >_> of it, UwU that ^.^ she :3 is >w< tuwnying, -ÚwÚ and >w< inconstant, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mutabiwity, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vawiation; ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ wook -you, :3 is uWu fixed x3 upon :3 a :33 sphewicaw ^.^ stonye, ;;w;; which wowws, ÚwÚ and wowws, ÚwÚ and -wowws. UwU In good truth, OwO the :3 poet makes :3 a UwU most excellent ;;w;; descwiption ->_> of OwO it: >_> Fowtunye :3 is OwO an excellent >w< mowaw. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Fowtunye :3 is >w< Bawdowph's OwO foe, ÚwÚ and :33 fwowns uWu on him; ->_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath stow'n :3 a uWu pax, ÚwÚ and OwO hanged >w< must UwU 'a be- -OwO A damned >_< death! ->_> Wet >_> gawwows gape uWu fow ^.^ dog; let man >w< go ^.^ fwee, -And let ^.^ nyot hemp his >_> windpipe suffocate. -But ^w^ Exetew ;;w;; hath >w< given OwO the :33 doom >_> of death ->_< Fow OwO pax >_> of wittwe ^.^ pwice. -:33 Thewefowe, >w< go UwU speak- OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww hear >w< thy ^.^ voice; -And let ^.^ nyot >w< Bawdowph's uWu vitaw thwead >w< be ÚwÚ cut -x3 With >_> edge >_> of OwO penny x3 cowd ÚwÚ and :3 viwe reproach. -xDD Speak, x3 Captain, uWu fow his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ thee requite. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >_< Aunchient :33 Pistow, I ^-^ do pawtwy undewstand >_> youw meaning. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU Why then, uWu wejoice thewefowe. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :3 Cewtainwy, ^.^ Aunchient, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to uWu wejoice at; -uWu fow ^.^ if, ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe my :33 bwothew, I would desiwe OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ to -;;w;; use his good pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< put him ^-^ to x3 execution; uWu fow UwU discipwinye -ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to >w< be :3 used. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Die ÚwÚ and >w< be ÚwÚ damn'd! ÚwÚ and ;;w;; figo uWu fow >w< thy fwiendship! -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is :33 weww. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. The fig >_> of >w< Spain! Exit -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Very :33 good. -UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO an :33 awwant >w< countewfeit :33 wascaw; I wemembew him ->w< nyow- :3 a OwO bawd, :3 a cutpurse. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I'll assuwe you, UwU 'a UwU utt'wed as ^-^ pwave uWu wowds at OwO the >_> pwidge -as you uWu shaww UwU see in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's day. But ^.^ it :3 is vewy ;;w;; weww; what ^.^ he ->_> has xDD spoke ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that :3 is well, I ;;w;; wawwant you, when UwU time :3 is uWu sewve. -UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a >_< guww :3 a OwO foow :3 a wogue, UwU that :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then :33 goes ^-^ to -OwO the wars ^-^ to OwO gwace himself, at his xDD wetuwn OwO into London, uWu undew OwO the -fowm >_> of :3 a sowdiew. And such xDD fewwows awe pewfect in OwO the gweat -commanders' ÚwÚ nyames; ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww learn you uWu by rote xDD whewe services -;;w;; wewe donye- at such ÚwÚ and such :3 a >_> sconce, at such :3 a breach, at such :3 a -x3 convoy; ^-^ who came x3 off bwavewy, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was shot, ^-^ who >_> disgwac'd, what ->_> tewms OwO the enemy ÚwÚ stood OwO on; ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu they UwU con xDD pewfectwy in OwO the -^.^ phwase >_> of war, ;;w;; which uWu they xDD twick OwO up with :3 nyew-tunyed :3 oaths; ÚwÚ and what -:3 a beard >_> of OwO the >_< Genyewaw's ÚwÚ cut ÚwÚ and :3 a horrid suit >_> of OwO the ^-^ camp uWu wiww -^-^ do UwU among OwO foaming xDD bottwes ÚwÚ and ale-wash'd xDD wits :3 is OwO wondewfuw ^-^ to >w< be -^w^ thought x3 on. But you >w< must learn ^-^ to xDD knyow such swandews >_> of OwO the ^-^ age, -^w^ ow ewse you ^-^ may >w< be mawvewwouswy OwO mistook. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I tell you what, x3 Captain >w< Gowew, I ^-^ do pewceive ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot -OwO the man UwU that ^.^ he would UwU gwadwy ^-^ make show ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd ^.^ he >_> is; ^-^ if I -find :3 a hole in his :3 coat I uWu wiww tell him my mind. [Drum ^w^ within] -UwU Hawk you, OwO the UwU King :3 is UwU coming; ÚwÚ and I >w< must speak with him ^-^ fwom OwO the +>w< MACMOWWIS. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow xDD you UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as >_< mysewf; UwU so +;;w;; Chwish :3 save uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww :3 cut x3 off x3 youw >_> head. +GOWEW. ^.^ Gentwemen xDD both, xDD you xDD wiww ÚwÚ mistake >_< each :3 othew. +UwU JAMY. Ah! ^w^ that's :3 a fouw ^-^ fauwt. :3 [A parley uWu sounded] +GOWEW. uWu The :33 town sounds :3 a >_< pawwey. +uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Captain Macmorris, when there >_> is ^.^ mowe xDD bettew x3 oppowtunyity +to be OwO wequiwed, wook UwU you, UwU I xDD wiww be UwU so bold >_< as to tell xDD you UwU I ^.^ knyow +x3 the xDD discipwinyes of UwU waw; ÚwÚ and there >_> is >w< an OwO end. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^.^ Befowe x3 the :3 gates of Hawfweuw + +Entew x3 the >w< GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ and x3 some :3 citizens on x3 the :33 wawws. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING +ÚwÚ and aww :33 his twain >w< befowe x3 the :3 gates + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How yet ^.^ wesowves x3 the >w< Guvwnyow of x3 the >_< town? +This >_> is x3 the ^-^ watest >w< pawwe ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ admit; +Therefore to UwU ouw best xDD mewcy UwU give youwsewves +:3 Ow, ^.^ wike to ;;w;; men OwO pwoud of OwO destwuction, +>_> Defy >_> us to UwU ouw wowst; for, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a sowdiew, +^-^ A xDD nyame :3 that uWu in x3 my >_< thoughts x3 becomes ;;w;; me ^w^ best, +;;w;; If UwU I x3 begin x3 the OwO batt'wy >_> once OwO again, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO weave x3 the >w< hawf-achieved Hawfweuw +Tiww uWu in her >_> ashes ^.^ she >_< wie buried. +uWu The :3 gates of xDD mewcy UwU shaww be aww shut up, +xDD And x3 the fwesh'd sowdiew, OwO wough ÚwÚ and x3 hawd of uWu heawt, +^w^ In ^w^ wibewty of bwoody uWu hand UwU shaww ^-^ wange +With >_> conscience uWu wide >_< as >_> heww, mowing ^.^ wike gwass +uWu Youw >w< fwesh >w< faiw viwgins ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> fwow'wing ^w^ infants. +>_> What >_> is >w< it xDD then to ;;w;; me >_> if OwO impious waw, +>_< Awway'd uWu in ^.^ fwames, ^.^ wike to x3 the >_> pwince of UwU fiends, +UwU Do, with :33 his smirch'd ÚwÚ compwexion, aww UwU feww ^w^ feats +:33 Enwink'd to uWu waste ÚwÚ and desowation? +>_> What :3 is't to ;;w;; me when xDD you youwsewves OwO awe >_< cause, +;;w;; If x3 youw puwe ^.^ maidens faww x3 into x3 the uWu hand +Of :3 hot ÚwÚ and forcing violation? +>_> What wein ^.^ can howd :33 wicentious :33 wickednyes +x3 When down x3 the hill ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds :33 his >_< fiewce career? +We OwO may >_< as bootwess spend UwU ouw :33 vain ÚwÚ command +>_> Upon x3 th' enwaged ^-^ sowdiews uWu in uWu theiw xDD spoiw, +;;w;; As >_> send precepts to x3 the ^-^ Weviathan +;;w;; To come ^.^ ashowe. >_< Thewefowe, xDD you ;;w;; men of UwU Hawfweuw, +^.^ Take pity of x3 youw :33 town ÚwÚ and of x3 youw OwO peopwe +Whiwes yet x3 my ^-^ sowdiews OwO awe uWu in x3 my :33 command; +Whiwes yet x3 the :3 coow ÚwÚ and ^w^ tempewate wind of xDD gwace +O'ewbwows x3 the :33 fiwthy ÚwÚ and ^-^ contagious :33 cwouds +Of :3 heady muwdew, xDD spoiw, ÚwÚ and x3 viwwainy. +;;w;; If nyot- >w< why, uWu in :3 a x3 moment wook to >_> see +uWu The ^w^ bwind ÚwÚ and bwoody with fouw uWu hand +Defile x3 the locks of x3 youw shwiww-shwieking xDD daughtews; +uWu Youw uWu fathews :33 taken ^.^ by x3 the :33 siwvew ÚwÚ beawds, +xDD And uWu theiw UwU most reverend heads dash'd to x3 the wawws; +uWu Youw nyaked UwU infants :3 spitted ;;w;; upon ;;w;; pikes, +Whiwes x3 the ^-^ mad mothews with uWu theiw howls confus'd +Do bweak x3 the >_> cwouds, >_< as uWu did x3 the ;;w;; wives of ^-^ Jewwy +At Herod's >w< bwoody-hunting >w< swaughtewmen. +>_> What >_> say you? Will xDD you :33 yiewd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ^-^ avoid? +:3 Ow, guiwty uWu in ^w^ defence, be OwO thus >w< destwoy'd? +GOVERNOR. Our expectation hath ÚwÚ this day >w< an end: +uWu The ÚwÚ Dauphin, ÚwÚ whom of succouws ^.^ we entreated, +Returns >_> us :3 that :33 his ÚwÚ powews OwO awe yet nyot ready +;;w;; To >w< waise UwU so great :3 a siege. >_< Thewefowe, great OwO King, +We yield UwU ouw :33 town ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives to >w< thy soft mercy. +Entew UwU ouw gates; ^-^ dispose of >_> us ÚwÚ and >_> ouws; +For ^.^ we nyo longer OwO awe defensible. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Open x3 youw gates. ;;w;; [Exit ^w^ GOVEWNyOW] ^.^ Come, :33 uncwe >_< Exetew, +Go xDD you ÚwÚ and enter Harfleur; there >_< wemain, +xDD And fortify >w< it >_< stwongwy uWu 'gainst x3 the Fwench; +^w^ Use xDD mewcy to them all. For us, uWu deaw uWu uncwe, +uWu The winter xDD coming ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and sicknyess >_< gwowing +>_> Upon UwU ouw xDD sowdiews, ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu wetiwe to Cawais. +;;w;; To-nyight uWu in Hawfweuw xDD wiww ^.^ we be x3 youw guest; +>_< To-mowwow fow x3 the :33 mawch OwO awe ^.^ we addrest. +[Flourish. uWu The ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his twain enter x3 the >w< town] + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +Wouen. uWu The >_< FWENCH KING'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ^-^ KATHEWINyE ÚwÚ and OwO AWICE + +KATHEWINyE. UwU Awice, :33 tu >_< as ete xDD en UwU Angwetewwe, ^w^ et :33 tu parles bien ^.^ we +wangage. +:33 AWICE. >w< Un >w< peu, madame. +KATHEWINyE. >w< Je te ^.^ pwie, m'enseignez; x3 iw ÚwÚ faut xDD que j'apprenne :3 a +^w^ pawwew. Comment :33 appewez-vous UwU wa :33 main xDD en ^.^ Angwais? +:33 AWICE. :33 Wa ^w^ main? Ewwe ;;w;; est >w< appewee UwU de >w< hand. +KATHEWINyE. >w< De >w< hand. Et >w< wes doigts? +:33 AWICE. ^-^ Wes doigts? Ma foi, >w< j'oubwie >w< wes :33 doigts; ^w^ mais x3 je ;;w;; me +^w^ souviendwai. ^-^ Wes doigts? >w< Je ^-^ pense qu'iws x3 sont UwU appewes UwU de fingwes; +ÚwÚ oui, UwU de fingres. +KATHEWINyE. :33 Wa ^-^ main, UwU de xDD hand; >w< wes UwU doigts, UwU de fingres. >w< Je ^-^ pense xDD que +x3 je suis ^.^ we OwO bon ecowiew; xDD j'ai gagne deux mots d'Anglais x3 vitement. +Comment :33 appewez-vous >w< wes ;;w;; ongwes? +:33 AWICE. ^-^ Wes ;;w;; ongwes? Nous >w< wes appelons UwU de nyaiws. +KATHEWINyE. >w< De nyaiws. :3 Ecoutez; >w< dites-moi :3 si x3 je >w< pawwe ^-^ bien: UwU de uWu hand, +UwU de :33 fingwes, ^w^ et UwU de nyaiws. +:33 AWICE. >_> C'est bien >_> dit, madame; x3 iw ;;w;; est x3 fowt OwO bon >_> Angwais. +KATHEWINyE. Dites-moi ^.^ w'Angwais pouw ^.^ we ;;w;; bwas. +:33 AWICE. >w< De ^.^ awm, madame. +KATHEWINyE. Et ^.^ we xDD coude? +:33 AWICE. :33 D'ewbow. +KATHEWINyE. :33 D'ewbow. >w< Je ÚwÚ m'en fais UwU wa repetition UwU de UwU tous >w< wes mots xDD que +vous xDD m'avez :33 appwis ^.^ des :3 a :33 pwesent. +:33 AWICE. >w< Iw ;;w;; est trop difficiwe, ^w^ madame, >w< comme x3 je x3 pense. +KATHEWINyE. OwO Excusez-moi, UwU Awice; ^.^ ecoutez: d'hand, UwU de ÚwÚ fingwe, UwU de +nyaiws, ^-^ d'awma, UwU de biwbow. +:33 AWICE. OwO D'ewbow, madame. +KATHEWINyE. x3 O Seigneur >w< Dieu, x3 je ÚwÚ m'en oublie! :33 D'ewbow. +Comment :33 appewez-vous ^.^ we ^-^ cow? +:33 AWICE. >w< De nick, madame. +KATHEWINyE. >w< De UwU nyick. Et ^.^ we menton? +:33 AWICE. >w< De chin. +KATHEWINyE. >w< De >_< sin. Le col, UwU de nick; ^.^ we ^.^ menton, UwU de >_< sin. +:33 AWICE. uWu Oui. :3 Sauf votre honnyeuw, xDD en >_> vewite, vous ^.^ pwonyoncez >w< wes mots +:3 aussi droit xDD que >w< wes OwO nyatifs x3 d'Angwetewwe. +KATHEWINyE. >w< Je nye ;;w;; doute :33 point d'apprendre, OwO paw UwU wa xDD gwace UwU de >w< Dieu, ^w^ et +xDD en peu UwU de :33 temps. +:33 AWICE. N'avez-vous ^.^ pas ^-^ deja uWu oubwie :3 ce xDD que x3 je vous ^-^ ai OwO enseignye? +KATHEWINyE. Nyon, x3 je :3 wecitewai :3 a vous promptement: d'hand, UwU de ÚwÚ fingwe, +UwU de >w< maiws- +:33 AWICE. >w< De nyaiws, madame. +KATHEWINyE. >w< De nyaiws, UwU de ^.^ awm, UwU de >w< iwbow. +:33 AWICE. :3 Sauf votre honnyeuw, ;;w;; d'ewbow. +KATHEWINyE. >w< Ainsi :33 dis-je; d'ewbow, UwU de nick, ^w^ et UwU de >_< sin. Comment +:33 appewez-vous ^.^ we pied ^w^ et UwU wa robe? +:33 AWICE. Le xDD foot, madame; ^w^ et ^.^ we count. +KATHEWINyE. Le :33 foot ^w^ et ^.^ we count. x3 O Seigneur UwU Dieu! ^w^ iws x3 sont mots UwU de +>_< son ^.^ mauvais, :3 cowwuptibwe, >_< gwos, ^w^ et UwU impudique, ^w^ et uWu nyon pouw >w< wes +ÚwÚ dames d'honneur ^.^ d'usew: x3 je nye xDD voudwais >_< pwonyoncew ;;w;; ces mots OwO devant +>w< wes seignyeuws UwU de Fwance pouw tout ^.^ we UwU monde. x3 Foh! ^.^ we :33 foot ^w^ et ^.^ we +>_> count! Neanmoins, x3 je :3 wecitewai >_< unye >_> autwe fois ma x3 wecon ensemble: +d'hand, UwU de ÚwÚ fingwe, UwU de nyaiws, UwU d'awm, d'ewbow, UwU de nick, UwU de ^w^ sin, UwU de +xDD foot, ^.^ we count. +:33 AWICE. Excewwent, madame! +KATHEWINyE. >_> C'est ^w^ assez pouw >_< unye ÚwÚ fois: >_< awwons-nyous :3 a uWu dinyew. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +uWu The >_< FWENCH KING'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, x3 the DAUPHIN, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >w< BWITAINyE, +x3 the >_< CONSTABWE ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. 'Tis xDD cewtain ^.^ he hath :33 pass'd x3 the river Somme. +:3 CONSTABWE. xDD And >_> if ^.^ he be nyot ÚwÚ fought withaw, x3 my uWu wowd, +Let >_> us nyot ^w^ wive uWu in Fwance; wet >_> us ^.^ quit an, +xDD And UwU give UwU ouw vineyards to :3 a barbarous ^-^ peopwe. +OwO DAUPHIN. x3 O ÚwÚ Dieu vivant! Shall :3 a x3 few spways of us, +uWu The ÚwÚ emptying of UwU ouw >_> fathews' ^w^ wuxuwy, +Our :3 scions, put uWu in >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and x3 savage xDD stock, +>_> Spiwt x3 up UwU so ;;w;; suddenwy x3 into x3 the >_> cwouds, +xDD And overlook uWu theiw ^-^ gwaftews? +BRITAINE. Normans, >_> but ^.^ bastawd Normans, ^w^ Nyowman bastards! +xDD Mowt >w< Dieu, ma :33 vie! >_> if ;;w;; they :33 mawch :3 awong +Unfought withaw, >_> but UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; seww x3 my x3 dukedom +;;w;; To UwU buy :3 a >_> swobb'wy ÚwÚ and :3 a dirty ;;w;; fawm +^w^ In :3 that :33 nyook-shotten isle of Awbion. +:3 CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ Dieu UwU de batailles! :3 whewe uWu have ;;w;; they ÚwÚ this >_> mettwe? +Is nyot uWu theiw x3 cwimate x3 foggy, waw, ÚwÚ and dull; +On :33 whom, >_< as uWu in ÚwÚ despite, x3 the sun :33 wooks pawe, +Killing uWu theiw ^w^ fwuit with >_> fwowns? UwU Can sodden >_< watew, +^-^ A UwU dwench fow ^.^ suw-wein'd ;;w;; jades, uWu theiw bawwey-bwoth, +:3 Decoct uWu theiw UwU cowd :3 bwood to xDD such uWu vawiant heat? +xDD And UwU shaww UwU ouw ^w^ quick bwood, :3 spiwited with wine, +Seem fwosty? >_< O, fow honour of UwU ouw land, +Let >_> us nyot ^w^ hang ^.^ wike :33 woping icicwes +>_> Upon UwU ouw houses' ;;w;; thatch, whiwes :3 a ^.^ mowe fwosty OwO peopwe +Sweat ^.^ dwops of OwO gawwant :33 youth uWu in UwU ouw rich fields- +OwO Poow ^.^ we caww them uWu in uWu theiw OwO nyative lords! +OwO DAUPHIN. ^-^ By :33 faith ÚwÚ and honyouw, +Our UwU madams ÚwÚ mock uWu at >_> us ÚwÚ and x3 pwainwy >_> say +Our mettle >_> is bwed ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD wiww UwU give +^-^ Theiw >_< bodies to x3 the lust of :3 Engwish :33 youth +;;w;; To >_> nyew-stowe Fwance with ^.^ bastawd warriors. +BRITAINE. ^-^ They bid >_> us to x3 the :3 Engwish dancing-schools +xDD And >_< teach uWu wavowtas xDD high ÚwÚ and UwU swift corantos, +UwU Saying UwU ouw xDD gwace >_> is >w< onwy uWu in UwU ouw heels +xDD And :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe UwU most wofty >w< wunyaways. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. Whewe >_> is Montjoy x3 the ;;w;; hewawd? ÚwÚ Speed ^.^ him OwO hence; +Let ^.^ him x3 gweet England with UwU ouw ^-^ shawp xDD defiance. +^-^ Up, Pwinces, x3 and, with ^w^ spiwit of honour OwO edged +uWu Mowe sharper than x3 youw swowds, hie to x3 the :33 fiewd: +>_> Chawwes Delabreth, xDD High uWu Constabwe of Fwance; +>_> You >_> Dukes of ^.^ Owweans, >_> Bouwbon, ÚwÚ and of Bewwi, +xDD Awengon, Brabant, UwU Baw, ÚwÚ and >_> Buwgundy; +^-^ Jaques ÚwÚ Chatiwwon, Wambuwes, Vaudemont, +:33 Beaumont, >_> Gwandpwe, Roussi, ÚwÚ and Fauconbridge, +UwU Foix, ^.^ Westwake, Bouciqualt, ÚwÚ and OwO Chawowois; +xDD High dukes, great >_< pwinces, :3 bawons, wowds, ÚwÚ and knights, +For x3 youw great seats nyow ^.^ quit xDD you of great x3 shames. +>_< Baw ÚwÚ Hawwy England, :3 that sweeps ^w^ thwough UwU ouw ÚwÚ wand +With pennons painted uWu in x3 the :3 bwood of ^.^ Hawfweuw. +Rush on :33 his host >_< as xDD doth x3 the mewted >w< snyow +>_> Upon x3 the >w< vawweys, x3 whose wow ^.^ vassaw uWu seat +uWu The ;;w;; Awps xDD doth spit ÚwÚ and >_< void :33 his rheum xDD upon; +Go down ;;w;; upon :3 him, xDD you uWu have powew UwU enyough, +xDD And uWu in :3 a >w< captive uWu chawiot x3 into ;;w;; Wouen +Bring ^.^ him UwU ouw ^w^ pwisonyew. +:3 CONSTABWE. This x3 becomes x3 the ^.^ gweat. +Sowwy ^w^ am UwU I :33 his xDD nyumbews OwO awe UwU so ÚwÚ few, +ÚwÚ His ^-^ sowdiews >w< sick ÚwÚ and famish'd uWu in uWu theiw march; +For UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, when ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> see UwU ouw xDD awmy, +^-^ He'ww >_< dwop :33 his >_< heawt x3 into x3 the sink of ;;w;; feaw, +xDD And fow achievement offer >_> us :33 his wansom. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. >_< Thewefowe, Lord ^-^ Constabwe, ^.^ haste on ÚwÚ Montjoy, +xDD And wet ^.^ him >_> say to England :3 that ^.^ we >_> send +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ wiwwing wansom ^.^ he xDD wiww give. +Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin, xDD you UwU shaww xDD stay with >_> us uWu in Wouen. +OwO DAUPHIN. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw >_< Majesty. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, fow xDD you UwU shaww wemain with >_> us. +Now ^-^ fowth, Lord uWu Constabwe ÚwÚ and Princes all, +xDD And quickly ;;w;; bwing >_> us ;;w;; wowd of Engwand's UwU faww. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +uWu The :3 Engwish ÚwÚ camp uWu in :33 Picawdy + +Entew xDD CAPTAINS, :3 Engwish ÚwÚ and OwO Wewsh, >_< GOWEW ÚwÚ and UwU FWUEWWEN + +GOWEW. How now, uWu Captain Fluellen! :3 Come xDD you from x3 the >_> bwidge? +uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I :33 assuwe xDD you there >_> is xDD vewy :3 excewwent >_< sewvices >_> committed +uWu at x3 the uWu bwidge. +GOWEW. Is x3 the >w< Duke of Exeter :3 safe? +uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu The >w< Duke of Exeter >_> is >_< as :33 magnyanyimous >_< as Agamemnyon; ÚwÚ and :3 a +x3 man :3 that UwU I wuv ÚwÚ and honour with x3 my x3 souw, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and x3 my +>_< duty, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 wive, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< wiving, ÚwÚ and x3 my uttermost UwU powew. >w< He >_> is +nyot- ^w^ God be pwaised ÚwÚ and blessed!- xDD any ÚwÚ huwt uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >_> but +keeps x3 the :33 bwidge UwU most ^-^ vawiantwy, with :3 excewwent ^-^ discipwinye. >_> Thewe +>_> is >w< an aunchient Wieutenyant there uWu at x3 the bwidge- UwU I think uWu in x3 my +xDD vewy >_> conscience ^.^ he >_> is >_< as uWu vawiant :3 a x3 man >_< as >_> Mawk uWu Antony; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is +x3 man of nyo estimation uWu in x3 the wowwd; >_> but UwU I uWu did >_> see ^.^ him UwU do >_< as +OwO gawwant service. +GOWEW. >_> What UwU do xDD you caww him? +uWu FWUEWWEN. >w< He >_> is ^w^ caww'd >_< Aunchient Pistol. +GOWEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him not. + +Entew PISTOW + +uWu FWUEWWEN. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the man. +PISTOL. xDD Captain, UwU I uWu thee :33 beseech to UwU do ;;w;; me favours. +uWu The >w< Duke of Exeter xDD doth wuv uWu thee well. +uWu FWUEWWEN. Ay, UwU I praise x3 God; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have ;;w;; mewited x3 some wuv uWu at :33 his +^w^ hands. +PISTOL. xDD Bawdowph, :3 a sowdiew, >w< fiwm ÚwÚ and >_> sound of uWu heawt, +xDD And of >w< buxom uWu vawouw, hath ^.^ by UwU cwuew fate +xDD And ^-^ giddy Fowtunye's ÚwÚ fuwious >_> fickwe wheew, +:33 That ÚwÚ goddess ÚwÚ bwind, +:33 That >w< stands ;;w;; upon x3 the wowwing restless ;;w;; stonye- +uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ By x3 youw patience, >_< Aunchient Pistol. :33 Fowtunye >_> is painted +ÚwÚ bwind, with :3 a muffler ^-^ afowe her ^w^ eyes, to :33 signyify to xDD you :3 that +:33 Fowtunye >_> is :33 bwind; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is painted awso with :3 a wheew, to +:33 signyify to UwU you, which >_> is x3 the :3 mowaw of :33 it, :3 that ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ tuwnying, +ÚwÚ and inconstant, ÚwÚ and mutability, ÚwÚ and uWu vawiation; ÚwÚ and her xDD foot, wook +UwU you, >_> is xDD fixed ;;w;; upon :3 a :33 sphewicaw OwO stonye, which :33 wowws, ÚwÚ and :33 wowws, ÚwÚ and +^.^ wowws. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good truth, x3 the ;;w;; poet x3 makes :3 a UwU most :3 excewwent description +of >w< it: :33 Fowtunye >_> is >w< an :3 excewwent moral. +PISTOL. :33 Fowtunye >_> is Bardolph's x3 foe, ÚwÚ and uWu fwowns on him; +For ^.^ he hath :3 stow'n :3 a :33 pax, ÚwÚ and hanged ^w^ must xDD 'a ^-^ be- +^-^ A uWu damnyed ;;w;; death! +Let >_< gawwows >_> gape fow xDD dog; wet x3 man OwO go >w< fwee, +xDD And wet nyot ^-^ hemp :33 his windpipe xDD suffocate. +OwO But Exeter hath UwU given x3 the >_< doom of :33 death +For UwU pax of xDD wittwe price. +>_< Thewefowe, OwO go speak- x3 the >w< Duke xDD wiww hear >w< thy voice; +xDD And wet nyot Bardolph's ;;w;; vitaw :3 thwead be :3 cut +With UwU edge of ÚwÚ penny UwU cowd ÚwÚ and ^-^ viwe uWu wepwoach. +ÚwÚ Speak, xDD Captain, fow :33 his :3 wife, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww uWu thee requite. +uWu FWUEWWEN. >_< Aunchient ^.^ Pistow, UwU I UwU do ;;w;; pawtwy understand x3 youw meanying. +PISTOL. Why >w< then, rejoice ^w^ thewefowe. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ Cewtainwy, Aunchient, >w< it >_> is nyot :3 a ^.^ thing to rejoice OwO at; +fow >_< if, wook UwU you, ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 my brother, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe x3 the >w< Duke to +use :33 his ÚwÚ good x3 pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and put ^.^ him to >_< execution; fow ^w^ discipwinye +ought to be ^.^ used. +PISTOL. :33 Die ÚwÚ and be UwU damn'd! ÚwÚ and :33 figo fow >w< thy >_< fwiendship! +uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ It >_> is well. +PISTOL. uWu The fig of ;;w;; Spain! uWu Exit +uWu FWUEWWEN. Very UwU good. +GOWEW. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is >w< an uWu awwant OwO countewfeit ^-^ wascaw; UwU I remember ^.^ him +x3 nyow- :3 a ^w^ bawd, :3 a ^w^ cutpuwse. +uWu FWUEWWEN. I'll :33 assuwe UwU you, xDD 'a utt'red >_< as ^.^ pwave wowds uWu at x3 the :3 pwidge +>_< as xDD you UwU shaww >_> see uWu in :3 a :33 summew's x3 day. OwO But >w< it >_> is xDD vewy well; >_> what ^.^ he +>_> has ^-^ spoke to uWu me, :3 that >_> is weww, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, when time >_> is ^.^ sewve. +GOWEW. Why, UwU 'tis :3 a guww :3 a >w< foow :3 a :33 wogue, :3 that nyow ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD goes to +x3 the UwU waws to xDD gwace himsewf, uWu at :33 his ^-^ wetuwn x3 into Wondon, :33 undew x3 the +>_< fowm of :3 a OwO sowdiew. xDD And xDD such ^w^ fewwows OwO awe :3 pewfect uWu in x3 the great +OwO commandews' >w< nyames; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD wiww :3 weawn xDD you ^.^ by OwO wote :3 whewe >_< sewvices +:3 wewe xDD donye- uWu at xDD such ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a ^.^ sconce, uWu at xDD such :3 a OwO bweach, uWu at xDD such :3 a +convoy; who ^-^ came x3 off bwavewy, who UwU was shot, who uWu disgwac'd, >_> what +terms x3 the ;;w;; enyemy :33 stood xDD on; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ;;w;; they UwU con pewfectwy uWu in x3 the +phrase of waw, which ;;w;; they twick x3 up with new-tuned :3 oaths; ÚwÚ and >_> what +:3 a ^w^ beawd of x3 the General's :3 cut ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> howwid >_> suit of x3 the ÚwÚ camp xDD wiww +UwU do ^-^ among UwU foaming bottles ÚwÚ and ale-wash'd :33 wits >_> is ;;w;; wondewfuw to be +xDD thought :3 on. OwO But xDD you ^w^ must :3 weawn to ^.^ knyow xDD such UwU swandews of x3 the age, +ow >_> ewse xDD you OwO may be mawvewwouswy mistook. +uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I tell xDD you x3 what, uWu Captain ^w^ Gowew, UwU I UwU do >_> pewceive ^.^ he >_> is nyot +x3 the x3 man :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd gwadwy >_< make x3 show to x3 the wowwd ^.^ he is; >_> if UwU I +find :3 a x3 howe uWu in :33 his >_> coat UwU I xDD wiww tell ^.^ him x3 my :33 mind. [Drum ;;w;; within] +^.^ Hawk UwU you, x3 the ^w^ King >_> is >w< coming; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must speak with ^.^ him from x3 the pwidge. ->_> Dwum ÚwÚ and colours. x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his UwU poow soldiers, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW - -:3 God pless >_> youw >w< Majesty! -KING HENRY. OwO How nyow, Fluellen! >_< Cam'st :3 thou ^-^ fwom OwO the bridge? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw Majesty. The UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew >_> has vewy -gallantly maintain'd OwO the :3 pwidge; OwO the xDD Fwench :3 is gonye OwO off, ÚwÚ wook -you, ÚwÚ and there :3 is x3 gawwant ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ pwave UwU passages. x3 Mawwy, th' ->_< athvewsawy ÚwÚ was ^.^ have UwU possession >_> of OwO the :3 pwidge; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ enfowced -^-^ to x3 wetiwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew :3 is ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO the :3 pwidge; I can -tell >_> youw uWu Majesty OwO the UwU Duke :3 is :3 a ^-^ pwave xDD man. -KING HENRY. What x3 men ^.^ have you lost, Fluellen! -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. The x3 pewdition >_> of th' >_< athvewsawy ;;w;; hath >_< been vewy >_> gweat, -ÚwÚ weasonyabwe OwO gweat; >w< mawwy, uWu fow my UwU pawt, I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU Duke ;;w;; hath lost -never :3 a man, uWu but ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ executed uWu fow wobbing :3 a ->_> chuwch- ^-^ onye Bardolph, ^-^ if >_> youw uWu Majesty xDD knyow OwO the >w< man; his ;;w;; face :3 is ->w< aww bubukles, ÚwÚ and ^-^ whewks, ÚwÚ and knobs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwames o' uWu fiwe; ÚwÚ and his -lips uWu bwows at his nyose, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike :3 a OwO coaw >_> of fire, ^.^ sometimes -plue ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes OwO wed; uWu but his nyose :3 is ^w^ executed ÚwÚ and his OwO fiwe's ->_< out. -KING HENRY. We would ^.^ have >w< aww such offendews OwO so ÚwÚ cut UwU off. And ^-^ we -^w^ give express chawge UwU that in ^-^ ouw marches OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; countwy there ->w< be nyothing xDD compeww'd ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO viwwages, nyothing :3 taken uWu but ÚwÚ paid -for, UwU nyonye >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench upbraided ^w^ ow UwU abused in disdainful -wanguage; uWu fow when lenity ÚwÚ and cruelty xDD pway uWu fow :3 a :3 kingdom OwO the ->_< gentwew :3 gamestew :3 is OwO the soonest winner. - ->w< Tucket. x3 Entew MONTJOY - -ÚwÚ MONTJOY. You xDD knyow me uWu by my ÚwÚ habit. -KING HENRY. ^.^ Weww then, I xDD knyow thee; what uWu shaww I xDD knyow >_> of OwO thee? -ÚwÚ MONTJOY. UwU My >_< mastew's mind. -KING HENRY. Unfold it. -ÚwÚ MONTJOY. ÚwÚ Thus :33 says my xDD king. Say :3 thou ^-^ to Hawwy >_> of England: ^-^ Though ^-^ we ->w< seem'd UwU dead ^-^ we >_> did uWu but sleep; ^w^ advantage :3 is :3 a better sowdiew than -:33 washnyess. >_> Teww him ^-^ we :33 couwd ^.^ have rebuk'd him at Harfleur, uWu but -UwU that ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ nyot good ^-^ to >_< bwuise OwO an uWu injuwy ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :33 fuww -wipe. Nyow ^-^ we speak x3 upon ^-^ ouw cue, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< voice :3 is >_< impewiaw: -^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^w^ wepent his folly, UwU see his weakness, ÚwÚ and admire ^-^ ouw -uWu suffewance. UwU Bid him OwO thewefowe consider >_> of his wansom, ;;w;; which >w< must -x3 pwopowtion OwO the ÚwÚ wosses ^-^ we ^.^ have bownye, OwO the uWu subjects ^-^ we ^.^ have lost, -OwO the >w< disgwace ^-^ we ^.^ have digested; which, in OwO weight ^-^ to we-answew, his -uWu pettinyess would bow undew. >_< Fow ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wosses his exchequew :3 is xDD too ->_< poow; uWu fow th' uWu effusion >_> of ^-^ ouw blood, OwO the uWu mustew >_> of his :3 kingdom -xDD too ^.^ faint :3 a :33 nyumbew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU disgwace, his >_> own person UwU knyeewing -at ^-^ ouw :3 feet uWu but :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowthwess ÚwÚ satisfaction. ÚwÚ To :3 this ÚwÚ add ->_< defiance; ÚwÚ and tell ^w^ him, uWu fow ;;w;; concwusion, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath betrayed his -xDD fowwowews, uWu whose ÚwÚ condemnyation :3 is pwonyounc'd. ^w^ So :3 faw my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and -master; OwO so >w< much my :33 office. -KING HENRY. What :3 is >w< thy name? I xDD knyow >w< thy quality. -ÚwÚ MONTJOY. Montjoy. -KING HENRY. Thou OwO dost >w< thy >w< office fairly. OwO Tuwn ÚwÚ thee ^w^ back, -And tell >w< thy ;;w;; king I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< seek him nyow, -But :33 couwd >w< be willing ^-^ to mawch uWu on ^-^ to ^w^ Cawais -Without OwO impeachment; for, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the ^w^ sooth- -^-^ Though 'tis nyo OwO wisdom ^-^ to x3 confess OwO so >w< much -^.^ Unto OwO an enemy >_> of >w< cwaft ÚwÚ and ^-^ vantage- -UwU My ^w^ peopwe awe with sicknyess >w< much ;;w;; enfeebwed; -UwU My ÚwÚ nyumbews OwO wessen'd; ÚwÚ and x3 those xDD few I ^.^ have ->w< Awmost nyo better than OwO so many French; -OwO Who when uWu they ;;w;; wewe in ^.^ heawth, I tell ^.^ thee, x3 hewawd, -I ^w^ thought x3 upon ^-^ onye paiw >_> of Engwish >w< wegs -OwO Did mawch three ^.^ Fwenchmen. >_> Yet forgive uWu me, God, -:33 That I ^-^ do brag ;;w;; thus; :3 this >_> youw ÚwÚ aiw >_> of Fwance -;;w;; Hath xDD bwown UwU that OwO vice in me; I >w< must xDD wepent. -Go, ^.^ thewefowe, tell >w< thy ^w^ mastew here I ^.^ am; -UwU My >_< wansom :3 is :3 this ;;w;; fwaiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowthwess uWu twunk; -UwU My ;;w;; awmy uWu but :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and sickly OwO guawd; -xDD Yet, :3 God OwO befowe, tell him ^-^ we uWu wiww come OwO on, -^-^ Though Fwance ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and such another UwU nyeighbouw -Stand in ^-^ ouw way. There's uWu fow >w< thy >w< wabouw, Montjoy. -Go, ;;w;; bid >w< thy ^w^ mastew ;;w;; weww :33 advise :3 himsewf. ->w< If ^-^ we ^-^ may pass, ^-^ we wiww; ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< be hind'wed, -We uWu shaww >_> youw uWu tawny gwound with >_> youw wed UwU bwood -:3 Discowouw; ÚwÚ and so, :33 Montjoy, fare you :33 weww. -The sum >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ answew :3 is uWu but :33 this: -We would ^.^ nyot >w< seek :3 a ^-^ battwe as ^-^ we ;;w;; awe; -Nyow as ^-^ we awe, ^-^ we ÚwÚ say, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 shun it. -^w^ So tell >_> youw mastew. -ÚwÚ MONTJOY. I uWu shaww x3 dewivew ÚwÚ so. ;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Highnyess. Exit -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I >w< hope uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come x3 upon OwO us OwO nyow. -KING HENRY. We awe in God's ;;w;; hand, :33 bwothew, ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; theiws. -ÚwÚ Mawch ^-^ to OwO the bwidge, ^.^ it :3 nyow dwaws towawd >_< nyight; -Beyond OwO the >_> wivew ^w^ we'ww xDD encamp >w< ouwsewves, -And uWu on to-morrow ;;w;; bid them mawch >_> away. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Agincouwt - -x3 Entew OwO the >_< CONSTABWE >_< OF >_> FWANCE, OwO the LORD RAMBURES, OwO the DUKE >_< OF ORLEANS, -OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, with ÚwÚ othews - -CONSTABWE. UwU Tut! I ^.^ have OwO the :33 best xDD awmouw >_> of OwO the world. -Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD day! ->w< OWWEANS. You ^.^ have OwO an excellent armour; uWu but let my horse ^.^ have his -due. -CONSTABWE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the :33 best horse >_> of Euwope. ->w< OWWEANS. uWu Wiww ^.^ it never >w< be morning? -;;w;; DAUPHIN. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Owweans ÚwÚ and my Wowd High :33 Constabwe, you talk >_> of -horse ÚwÚ and >_< awmouw? ->w< OWWEANS. You awe as ;;w;; weww provided >_> of uWu both as ^-^ any pwince in OwO the -world. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. What :3 a wong night :3 is x3 this! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change my horse with -^-^ any UwU that :33 tweads uWu but uWu on ;;w;; fouw pasterns. Ca, ^-^ ha! ^.^ he ÚwÚ bounds ^-^ fwom OwO the -:3 eawth as ^-^ if his entrails ;;w;; wewe hairs; ^-^ we chevaw volant, OwO the -UwU Pegasus, ÚwÚ chez ^w^ wes ;;w;; nyawinyes ^.^ de ^.^ feu! When I :33 bestwide him I ^w^ soaw, I -x3 am :3 a ^-^ hawk. ÚwÚ He trots OwO the air; OwO the :3 eawth ;;w;; sings when ^.^ he UwU touches xDD it; -OwO the ÚwÚ basest ^w^ hown >_> of his ÚwÚ hoof :3 is ^-^ mowe >_< musicaw than OwO the pipe >_> of ->w< Hewmes. ->w< OWWEANS. >w< He's >_> of OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of OwO the ^w^ nyutmeg. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. And >_> of OwO the heat >_> of OwO the >_< gingew. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a beast uWu fow Pewseus: -^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and uWu fiwe; ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 duww >_< ewements >_> of :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< watew -never :3 appeaw in ^w^ him, uWu but only in uWu patient :3 stiwwnyess >_< whiwe his ->_< widew ^.^ mounts him; ^.^ he :3 is >_< indeed :3 a OwO howse, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu othew UwU jades you -^-^ may caww beasts. -CONSTABWE. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most absowute ÚwÚ and excellent -ÚwÚ howse. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the pwince >_> of pawfweys; his nyeigh :3 is >_< wike OwO the ->_> bidding >_> of :3 a >_> monyawch, ÚwÚ and his countenance enforces OwO homage. ->w< OWWEANS. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, >w< cousin. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO the man ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ wit UwU that :33 cannyot, ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 wising >_> of -OwO the lark ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ wodging >_> of OwO the ^w^ wamb, vary >w< desewved UwU pwaise uWu on my -UwU pawfwey. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_> theme as ÚwÚ fwuent as OwO the xDD sea: xDD tuwn OwO the sands OwO into -eloquent OwO tongues, ÚwÚ and my horse :3 is awgument uWu fow them ÚwÚ aww: 'tis :3 a -:33 subject uWu fow :3 a x3 suvweign ^-^ to reason OwO on, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a >_< suvweign's -x3 suvweign ^-^ to ride OwO on; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the xDD wowwd- ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to OwO us ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ unknyown- ^-^ to uWu way >_> apawt theiw pawticuwaw ^.^ functions ÚwÚ and wonder at ->_> him. I UwU once :3 wwit :3 a sonnet in his UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and >_< began ^.^ thus: 'Wonder ->_> of ÚwÚ nyatuwe'- ->w< OWWEANS. I ^.^ have heard :3 a sonnet begin OwO so ^-^ to >_> onye's OwO mistwess. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. ;;w;; Then >_> did uWu they imitate UwU that ;;w;; which I :33 compos'd ^-^ to my ^.^ couwsew; -uWu fow my horse :3 is my OwO mistwess. ->w< OWWEANS. Your ^w^ mistwess uWu beaws :33 weww. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. >w< Me ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the UwU pwescwipt UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and :3 pewfection >_> of :3 a -good ÚwÚ and pawticuwaw OwO mistwess. -CONSTABWE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu fow methought yesterday >_> youw ^w^ mistwess >_< shwewdwy -shook >_> youw ^-^ back. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. ^w^ So UwU pewhaps >_> did ^w^ youws. -CONSTABWE. Minye ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwidwed. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. :33 O, then belike ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and gentle; ÚwÚ and you rode >_< wike :3 a -kern >_> of UwU Iwewand, >_> youw xDD Fwench hose x3 off ÚwÚ and in >_> youw OwO stwait -stwossews. -CONSTABWE. You ^.^ have good ÚwÚ judgment in >_> howsemanship. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. Be ^-^ wawn'd uWu by uWu me, then: uWu they UwU that ride so, ÚwÚ and ride ^.^ nyot ->w< wawiwy, ^-^ faww OwO into ;;w;; fouw bogs. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have my horse ^-^ to my -OwO mistwess. -CONSTABWE. I xDD had as OwO wief ^.^ have my ^w^ mistwess :3 a ÚwÚ jade. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. I tell ^.^ thee, :33 Constabwe, my ^w^ mistwess weaws his >_> own haiw. -CONSTABWE. I :33 couwd ^-^ make as OwO twue :3 a boast as UwU that, ^-^ if I xDD had :3 a sow ^-^ to -my OwO mistwess. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. x3 'We chien >_< est retourne :3 a :3 son propre vomissement, xDD et uWu wa -:33 twuie >_< wavee au ÚwÚ bouwbiew.' Thou ;;w;; mak'st ;;w;; use >_> of ;;w;; anything. -CONSTABWE. >_> Yet ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use my horse uWu fow my mistress, ^w^ ow ^-^ any such -OwO pwuvwb OwO so wittwe uWu kin ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. -x3 WAMBUWES. UwU My Wowd :33 Constabwe, OwO the xDD awmouw UwU that I ^-^ saw in >_> youw tent -ÚwÚ to-nyight- awe x3 those x3 staws ^w^ ow suns x3 upon it? -CONSTABWE. x3 Staws, my :33 wowd. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. uWu Some >_> of them uWu wiww ^-^ faww to-morrow, I :33 hope. -CONSTABWE. And ÚwÚ yet my OwO sky uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 want. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. :33 That ^-^ may ^.^ be, uWu fow you bear :3 a many :3 supewfwuouswy, ÚwÚ and 'twere -^-^ mowe uWu honyouw >w< some ;;w;; wewe >_> away. -CONSTABWE. Ev'n as >_> youw horse uWu beaws >_> youw pwaises, ^-^ who would UwU twot as -;;w;; weww ;;w;; wewe >w< some >_> of >_> youw >_> bwags ;;w;; dismounted. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe able ^-^ to woad him with his ^.^ desewt! uWu Wiww ^.^ it -never >w< be day? I uWu wiww UwU twot to-morrow :3 a OwO miwe, ÚwÚ and my uWu way uWu shaww >w< be -uWu paved with Engwish >w< faces. -CONSTABWE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say so, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw I shouwd >w< be ^-^ fac'd >_< out >_> of my -OwO way; uWu but I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe morning, uWu fow I would fain >w< be about OwO the -ears >_> of OwO the Engwish. -x3 WAMBUWES. OwO Who uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd with me uWu fow twenty prisoners? -CONSTABWE. You >w< must ^.^ fiwst >w< go yourself ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd ewe you ^.^ have ^.^ them. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. ^.^ 'Tis >w< midnyight; I'll >w< go arm ^-^ mysewf. Exit ->w< OWWEANS. The x3 Dauphin longs uWu fow x3 mownying. -x3 WAMBUWES. ÚwÚ He longs ^-^ to xDD eat OwO the Engwish. -CONSTABWE. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD eat >w< aww ^.^ he kiwws. ->w< OWWEANS. By OwO the >_> white hand >_> of my >w< wady, :33 he's :3 a x3 gawwant pwince. -CONSTABWE. OwO Sweaw uWu by xDD hew ^.^ foot, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ may ÚwÚ twead >_< out OwO the uWu oath. ->w< OWWEANS. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> simpwy OwO the UwU most ^-^ active ^-^ gentweman >_> of OwO Fwance. -CONSTABWE. Doing :3 is activity, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww still >w< be doing. ->w< OWWEANS. ÚwÚ He never >_> did harm UwU that I heard >_> of. -CONSTABWE. Nyow uWu wiww ^-^ do UwU nyonye >w< to-mowwow: ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ keep UwU that good name -^.^ stiww. ->w< OWWEANS. I xDD knyow him ^-^ to >w< be uWu vawiant. -CONSTABWE. I ÚwÚ was told UwU that uWu by ^-^ onye UwU that knows him better than you. ->w< OWWEANS. What's x3 he? -CONSTABWE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he told me OwO so ;;w;; himsewf; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^w^ said ^.^ he car'd ^.^ nyot -^-^ who knew it. ->w< OWWEANS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds not; ^.^ it :3 is nyo ;;w;; hidden :3 viwtue in >_> him. -CONSTABWE. By my :33 faith, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ it >_> is; never anybody ^-^ saw ^.^ it uWu but -his ÚwÚ wackey. -^.^ 'Tis :3 a hooded valour, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< bate. ->w< OWWEANS. Ill-wind never ^w^ said :33 weww. -CONSTABWE. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cap UwU that OwO pwuvwb with >w< 'Thewe :3 is flattery in -uWu fwiendship.' ->w< OWWEANS. And I uWu wiww UwU take OwO up UwU that with uWu 'Give OwO the ^w^ deviw his >_< due.' -CONSTABWE. ^.^ Weww pwac'd! Thewe ^-^ stands >_> youw fwiend uWu fow OwO the deviw; -^.^ have at OwO the vewy eye >_> of UwU that OwO pwuvwb with 'A UwU pox >_> of OwO the deviw!' ->w< OWWEANS. You awe OwO the better at proverbs uWu by how >w< much 'A foow's >_< bowt -:3 is >_> soon >w< shot.' -CONSTABWE. You ^.^ have shot xDD uvw. ->w< OWWEANS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time you ;;w;; wewe uvwshot. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. UwU My Wowd High :33 Constabwe, OwO the Engwish lie within ^w^ fifteen -^-^ hundwed paces >_> of >_> youw tents. -CONSTABWE. OwO Who ;;w;; hath :33 measuw'd OwO the ground? -MESSENGEW. The Wowd ÚwÚ Gwandpwe. -CONSTABWE. OwO A ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU expewt gentleman. Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD day! -^.^ Awas, UwU poow Hawwy >_> of :33 Engwand! ^.^ he longs ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the dawnying as ^-^ we -do. ->w< OWWEANS. What :3 a wwetched ÚwÚ and peevish :3 fewwow :3 is :3 this UwU King >_> of ->_> Engwand, ^-^ to ;;w;; mope with his fat-brain'd followers OwO so :3 faw >_< out >_> of his -:33 knyowwedge! -CONSTABWE. >w< If OwO the Engwish xDD had ^-^ any xDD appwehension, uWu they would run ->_> away. ->w< OWWEANS. :33 That uWu they lack; uWu fow ^-^ if theiw :3 heads xDD had ^-^ any intewwectuaw -x3 awmouw, uWu they :33 couwd never wear such :33 heavy >w< head-pieces. -x3 WAMBUWES. :33 That >_< iswand >_> of ^.^ Engwand >_> bweeds vewy ÚwÚ vawiant >_< cweatuwes; -theiw mastiffs awe >_> of unmatchable ^.^ couwage. ->w< OWWEANS. Foolish ^.^ cuws, UwU that run ^w^ winking OwO into OwO the OwO mouth >_> of :3 a Wussian -^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have theiw :3 heads uWu cwush'd >_< wike rotten ^.^ appwes! You ^-^ may as -;;w;; weww uWu say that's :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ^-^ fwea UwU that dare xDD eat his ^-^ bweakfast uWu on OwO the -x3 wip >_> of :3 a wion. -CONSTABWE. xDD Just, just! ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 men ^-^ do sympathise with OwO the mastiffs -in :33 wobustious ÚwÚ and xDD wough UwU coming OwO on, ^w^ weaving theiw xDD wits with theiw -wives; ÚwÚ and then ^w^ give them gweat meals >_> of >_< beef ÚwÚ and iwon ÚwÚ and steel; -uWu they uWu wiww xDD eat >_< wike wolves ÚwÚ and fight >_< wike deviws. ->w< OWWEANS. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ these Engwish awe >_< shwewdwy >_< out >_> of ^-^ beef. -CONSTABWE. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we find to-morrow uWu they ^.^ have only ÚwÚ stomachs ^-^ to ->w< eat, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye ^-^ to ^w^ fight. Nyow :3 is ^.^ it UwU time ^-^ to arm. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we -about it? ->w< OWWEANS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow two o'cwock; uWu but let me UwU see- uWu by >w< ten -We uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO each :3 a ^-^ hundwed Engwishmen. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. PROLOGUE. - -x3 Entew CHORUS - -CHORUS. Nyow UwU entewtain >_< conjectuwe >_> of :3 a UwU time -When ÚwÚ cweeping >_< muwmuw ÚwÚ and OwO the powing dark -Fiwws OwO the ^-^ wide vessel >_> of OwO the universe. -From ^-^ camp ^-^ to camp, OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; fouw >_> womb >_> of night, -The >w< hum >_> of ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; awmy ;;w;; stiwwy :3 sounds, -:33 That OwO the xDD fix'd x3 sentinyews ^w^ awmost weceive -The >w< secwet whispers >_> of OwO each other's :3 watch. -Fire ^-^ answews fire, ÚwÚ and OwO thwough theiw paly ^.^ fwames ->_> Each ^-^ battwe >_> sees OwO the other's umber'd ^.^ face; -^.^ Steed UwU thweatens ^-^ steed, in UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 boastfuw xDD nyeighs -Piercing OwO the nyight's :33 duww >_> eaw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 tents -The >w< awmouwews OwO accompwishing OwO the knights, -x3 With busy ;;w;; hammews >_< cwosing ^.^ wivets uWu up, ->w< Give dreadful ^-^ nyote >_> of preparation. -The ;;w;; countwy >w< cocks ^-^ do OwO cwow, OwO the >_< cwocks ^-^ do ;;w;; ton, -And OwO the third hour >_> of dwowsy xDD mownying >w< nyame. -Proud >_> of theiw ÚwÚ nyumbews ÚwÚ and secure in >_> souw, -The >w< confident ÚwÚ and >w< uvw-wusty xDD Fwench -Do OwO the >_> wow-wated Engwish xDD pway at dice; -And ^w^ chide OwO the cripple tardy-gaited night -OwO Who >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and >w< ugwy :3 witch doth limp -^w^ So >_> tediouswy >_> away. The UwU poow xDD condemnyed Engwish, -;;w;; Wike sacrifices, uWu by theiw watchful fiwes ->_> Sit ^-^ patientwy ÚwÚ and inwy wuminyate -The ^-^ mownying's danger; ÚwÚ and theiw xDD gestuwe >_> sad -Investing >_< wank-wean x3 cheeks ÚwÚ and war-worn ;;w;; coats -OwO Pwesenteth them x3 unto OwO the UwU gazing ^-^ moon -^w^ So many horrid >_< ghosts. :33 O, nyow, ^-^ who uWu wiww >w< behowd -The :33 woyaw x3 captain >_> of :3 this >_< wuin'd >_< band -x3 Wawking ^-^ fwom watch ^-^ to xDD watch, ^-^ fwom tent ^-^ to >_> tent, ->_> Wet him x3 cwy ÚwÚ 'Pwaise ÚwÚ and >_> gwowy uWu on his >_< head!' ->_< Fow :3 fowth ^.^ he :33 goes ÚwÚ and :33 visits >w< aww his :33 host; -Bids them good ^-^ mowwow with :3 a modest >_> smiwe, -And calls them bwothews, fwiends, ÚwÚ and countrymen. -:3 Upon his :33 woyaw ;;w;; face there :3 is nyo ^-^ nyote -OwO How ;;w;; dwead OwO an ;;w;; awmy ;;w;; hath enrounded him; -Nyow doth ^.^ he dedicate ^-^ onye :3 jot >_> of >w< cowouw -^.^ Unto OwO the x3 weawy ÚwÚ and >_> aww-watched >_< nyight; -But fweshwy >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and over-bears ^.^ attaint -x3 With cheerful sembwance ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet ^w^ majesty; -:33 That every >_< wwetch, pinying ÚwÚ and OwO pawe OwO befowe, ->_< Behowding ^w^ him, plucks comfort ^-^ fwom his :3 wooks; -OwO A wawgess universal, >_< wike OwO the >_> sun, -His >_> wibewaw eye doth ^w^ give ^-^ to every one, -^-^ Thawing x3 cowd feaw, UwU that UwU mean ÚwÚ and gentwe >w< aww ->_< Behowd, as ^-^ may :3 unwowthinyess :33 definye, -OwO A wittwe ^.^ touch >_> of Hawwy in OwO the ^-^ nyight. -And OwO so ^-^ ouw scene >w< must ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ battwe ^w^ fwy; -x3 Whewe- :3 O uWu fow pity!- ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< much >w< disgwace -x3 With ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five UwU most :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wagged uWu foiws, -Wight ill-dispos'd in bwaww widicuwous, -The name >_> of ^-^ Agincouwt. >_> Yet ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and >_> see, ->_> Minding OwO twue >w< things uWu by what theiw :33 mock'wies UwU be. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO Fwance. The Engwish ^-^ camp at Agincouwt - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW - -KING HENRY. ^-^ Gwoucestew, 'tis OwO twue UwU that ^-^ we awe in gweat danger; -The gweatew OwO thewefowe shouwd ^-^ ouw :33 couwage UwU be. -Good ^.^ mowwow, bwothew OwO Bedfowd. :3 God >_< Awmighty! -Thewe :3 is >w< some ^w^ souw >_> of xDD goodnyess in >w< things :33 eviw, -Wouwd x3 men obsewvingwy distil ^.^ it ^-^ out; ->_< Fow ^-^ ouw OwO bad UwU nyeighbouw makes OwO us >_< eawwy >w< stiwwews, -^w^ Which :3 is uWu both heawthfuw ÚwÚ and good husbandry. -UwU Besides, uWu they awe ^-^ ouw >_> outwawd OwO consciences -And >_> pweachews ^-^ to OwO us aww, >_> admonyishing -:33 That ^-^ we shouwd dwess OwO us ^w^ faiwwy uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO end. -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ may ^-^ we x3 gathew honey ^-^ fwom OwO the weed, -And ^-^ make :3 a :33 mowaw >_> of OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 himsewf. - -x3 Entew EWPINGHAM - -Good ^.^ mowwow, ^.^ owd Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Ewpingham: -OwO A good ^.^ soft piwwow uWu fow UwU that good >_> white head -Were better than :3 a :33 chuwwish ÚwÚ tuwf >_> of OwO Fwance. -:33 EWPINGHAM. :3 Nyot so, my liege; :3 this ÚwÚ wodging wikes me :3 bettew, -x3 Since I ^-^ may uWu say 'Now lie I >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ king.' -KING HENRY. ^.^ 'Tis good uWu fow x3 men ^-^ to love theiw ÚwÚ pwesent x3 pains -:3 Upon ÚwÚ exampwe; OwO so OwO the spirit :3 is xDD eased; -And when OwO the :33 mind :3 is quick'ned, >_< out >_> of x3 doubt -The organs, >w< though x3 defunct ÚwÚ and UwU dead OwO befowe, -:33 Bweak OwO up theiw dwowsy grave ÚwÚ and newly move -x3 With uWu casted ^w^ swough ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh ^w^ wegewity. -;;w;; Wend me >w< thy >w< cwoak, Sir :3 Thomas. Brothers ^.^ both, -ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to OwO the princes in ^-^ ouw :3 camp; -Do my good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and anon -:3 Desiwe them >w< aww ^-^ to my pavilion. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. We ^-^ shaww, my ^.^ wiege. -:33 EWPINGHAM. :33 Shaww I ^.^ attend >_> youw :33 Gwace? -KING HENRY. No, my good ^.^ knyight: -uWu Go with my bwothews ^-^ to my uWu wowds >_> of England; -I ÚwÚ and my uWu bosom >w< must debate uWu awhiwe, -And then I would nyo uWu othew :33 company. -:33 EWPINGHAM. The Wowd in >w< heaven bless ^.^ thee, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Hawwy! ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the KING -KING HENRY. God-a-mercy, ^.^ owd >_< heawt! :3 thou OwO speak'st xDD cheewfuwwy. - -x3 Entew PISTOW - -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Qui va >_< wa? -KING HENRY. OwO A >w< fwiend. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Discuss x3 unto :3 me: art :3 thou officew, -Ow art :3 thou base, ;;w;; common, ÚwÚ and xDD popuwaw? -KING HENRY. I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of :3 a :33 company. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Trail'st :3 thou OwO the uWu puissant ^w^ pike? -KING HENRY. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. What awe you? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As good :3 a ^-^ gentweman as OwO the Emperor. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then you awe :3 a better than OwO the King. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. The King's :3 a xDD bawcock ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO heawt >_> of ^.^ gowd, -OwO A ^.^ wad >_> of xDD wife, OwO an UwU imp >_> of x3 fame; -x3 Of parents uWu good, >_> of :33 fist UwU most uWu vawiant. -I ÚwÚ kiss his :3 diwty shoe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >_< heawt-stwing -I love OwO the UwU wuvwy buwwy. What :3 is >w< thy name? -KING HENRY. Hawwy ^-^ we Woy. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. We OwO Woy! :3 a ^w^ Cownyish ;;w;; nyame; art :3 thou >_> of ^w^ Cownyish uWu cwew? -KING HENRY. No, I x3 am :3 a ^.^ Wewshman. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou Fluellen? -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Yes. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Teww him I'll xDD knyock his >_> week about his OwO pate -:3 Upon x3 Saint >w< Davy's day. -KING HENRY. Do ^.^ nyot you wear >_> youw dagger in >_> youw ÚwÚ cap UwU that day, west -^.^ he xDD knyock UwU that about ^w^ youws. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Awt :3 thou his fwiend? -KING HENRY. And his x3 kinsman ^w^ too. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. The ;;w;; figo uWu fow ^.^ thee, OwO then! -KING HENRY. I :3 thank OwO you; :3 God >w< be with xDD you! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU My name :3 is Pistol caww'd. Exit -KING HENRY. ^w^ It OwO sowts ;;w;; weww with >_> youw xDD fiewcenyess. - -x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and :3 GOWEW - -UwU GOWEW. x3 Captain Fluellen! -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. UwU So! in OwO the name >_> of Jesu x3 Chwist, speak ÚwÚ fewew. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the -:3 gweatest ^w^ admiwation in OwO the unyivewsaw UwU wowwd, when OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ and -:33 aunchient prerogatifes ÚwÚ and ^-^ waws >_> of OwO the wars :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 kept: ^-^ if you -would UwU take OwO the x3 pains uWu but ^-^ to OwO examinye OwO the wars >_> of ;;w;; Pompey OwO the Great, -you uWu shaww find, I ;;w;; wawwant you, UwU that there :3 is nyo >_< tiddwe-taddwe :3 nyow -pibbwe-pabbwe in Pompey's :3 camp; I ;;w;; wawwant you, you uWu shaww find OwO the -:33 cewemonyies >_> of OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> cawes >_> of it, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> fowms >_> of it, -ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu sobwiety >_> of it, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 modesty >_> of it, ^-^ to >w< be uWu othewwise. -UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, OwO the enemy :3 is woud; you hear him >w< aww ^-^ nyight. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< If OwO the enemy :3 is OwO an ass, ÚwÚ and :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a prating -UwU coxcomb, :3 is ^.^ it :33 meet, ÚwÚ think you, UwU that ^-^ we shouwd awso, ÚwÚ wook you, >w< be -OwO an ass, ÚwÚ and :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a prating UwU coxcomb? UwU In >_> youw >_> own -^.^ conscience, ^w^ nyow? -UwU GOWEW. I uWu wiww speak wowew. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I pray you ÚwÚ and uWu beseech you UwU that you uWu wiww. ->_< Exeunt :3 GOWEW ÚwÚ and ^-^ FWUEWWEN -KING HENRY. ^-^ Though ^.^ it :3 appeaw :3 a wittwe >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, -Thewe :3 is >w< much cawe ÚwÚ and valour in :3 this ^.^ Wewshman. - -x3 Entew three sowdiews: >w< JOHN ^-^ BATES, ALEXANDER ^-^ COUWT, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ MICHAEW WILLIAMS - -^w^ COUWT. ^w^ Bwothew uWu John Bates, :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the xDD mownying ;;w;; which bweaks -yondew? ->_> BATES. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^w^ be; uWu but ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo gweat cause ^-^ to desiwe OwO the -xDD appwoach >_> of day. -WILLIAMS. We UwU see :33 yondew OwO the beginning >_> of OwO the day, uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we -uWu shaww never UwU see OwO the ^-^ end >_> of it. OwO Who :33 goes thewe? -KING HENRY. OwO A >w< fwiend. -WILLIAMS. ^.^ Undew what x3 captain sewve you? -KING HENRY. ^.^ Undew Sir ÚwÚ Thomas uWu Ewpingham. -WILLIAMS. OwO A good ^.^ owd :33 commandew ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most >w< kind gentleman. I pray -you, what OwO thinks ^.^ he >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> estate? -KING HENRY. >_< Even as x3 men wreck'd x3 upon :3 a :33 sand, UwU that ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< be :33 wash'd -x3 off OwO the next ;;w;; tide. ->_> BATES. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot told his ^w^ thought ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? -KING HENRY. Nyo; :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet ^.^ he shouwd. >_< Fow >w< though I speak ^.^ it -^-^ to you, I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU King :3 is uWu but :3 a man as I :33 am: OwO the ;;w;; viowet smewws -^-^ to him as ^.^ it doth ^-^ to me; OwO the element >w< shows ^-^ to him as ^.^ it doth ^-^ to -me; >w< aww his UwU senses ^.^ have uWu but human UwU conditions; his :33 cewemonyies >_> waid ->_> by, in his ^w^ nyakednyess ^.^ he >_> appeaws uWu but :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and >w< though his -ÚwÚ affections awe highew x3 mounted than UwU ouws, >_> yet, when uWu they ^-^ stoop, -uWu they uWu stoop with OwO the >_< wike OwO wing. :33 Thewefowe, when ^.^ he >_> sees reason >_> of -uWu feaws, as ^-^ we uWu do, his uWu feaws, >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, >w< be >_> of OwO the >_> same ^.^ wewish -as ^w^ ouws ;;w;; awe; >_> yet, in reason, nyo man shouwd ^.^ possess him with ^-^ any -^.^ appeawance >_> of feaw, west >_< he, uWu by xDD showing it, shouwd disheawten his ->_> awmy. ->_> BATES. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may show what >_> outwawd :33 couwage ^.^ he wiww; uWu but I >w< bewieve, as -x3 cowd :3 a night as ^.^ 'tis, ^.^ he :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^-^ himsewf in ^.^ Thames OwO up ^-^ to OwO the -xDD nyeck; ÚwÚ and OwO so I would ^.^ he OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and I uWu by ^w^ him, at >w< aww :3 adventuwes, OwO so -^-^ we ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; quit here. -KING HENRY. By my ^w^ twoth, I uWu wiww speak my ;;w;; conscience >_> of OwO the >_< King: I -ÚwÚ think ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ himsewf anywhere uWu but xDD whewe ^.^ he is. ->_> BATES. ;;w;; Then I would ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe here alone; OwO so shouwd ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to >w< be -^w^ wansomed, ÚwÚ and :3 a many UwU poow xDD men's ;;w;; wives >_> saved. -KING HENRY. I dare uWu say you love him ^.^ nyot OwO so i-iww ^-^ to ^w^ wish him here -xDD awonye, >_< howsoevew you speak this, ^-^ to ;;w;; feew uWu othew xDD men's >w< minds; ->w< methinks I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot die anywhere OwO so OwO contented as in OwO the King's -^.^ company, his cause being ^.^ just ÚwÚ and his >_< quawwew honourable. -WILLIAMS. ^.^ That's ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we know. ->_> BATES. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we shouwd >w< seek OwO aftew; uWu fow ^-^ we xDD knyow enough ^-^ if -^-^ we xDD knyow ^-^ we awe OwO the King's ^.^ subjects. >w< If his cause >w< be ^.^ wwong, ^-^ ouw -:33 obedience ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ wipes OwO the >_< cwime >_> of ^.^ it >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ us. -WILLIAMS. But ^-^ if OwO the cause >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu good, OwO the UwU King ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; hath :3 a -:33 heavy >_< weckonying ^-^ to ^-^ make when >w< aww x3 those >w< wegs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and UwU heads, -uWu chopp'd x3 off in :3 a battwe, uWu shaww >_> join >_> togethew at OwO the wattew :3 day -ÚwÚ and x3 cwy >w< aww x3 'We ;;w;; died at such :3 a xDD pwace'- >w< some swearing, >w< some cwying -uWu fow :3 a surgeon, >w< some x3 upon theiw ;;w;; wives weft UwU poow >_> behind ;;w;; them, >w< some -x3 upon OwO the debts uWu they ^.^ owe, >w< some x3 upon theiw chiwdwen rawly left. I -x3 am >w< afeawd there awe xDD few die ;;w;; weww UwU that die in :3 a ÚwÚ battwe; uWu fow how -can uWu they >_> chawitabwy >_< dispose >_> of ^w^ anything when UwU bwood :3 is theiw -OwO awgument? Nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ these x3 men ^-^ do ^.^ nyot die well, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be :3 a bwack -matter uWu fow OwO the UwU King UwU that wed them ^-^ to xDD it; ^-^ who ^-^ to disobey ;;w;; wewe -x3 against >w< aww x3 pwopowtion >_> of OwO subjection. -KING HENRY. UwU So, ^-^ if :3 a :3 son UwU that :3 is uWu by his fathew x3 sent about -mewchandise ^-^ do >_< sinfuwwy miscawwy x3 upon OwO the >_< sea, OwO the xDD imputation >_> of -his wickednyess, uWu by >_> youw UwU wuwe, shouwd >w< be imposed x3 upon his fathew -UwU that x3 sent him; ^w^ ow ^-^ if :3 a x3 sewvant, uWu undew his >_< mastew's xDD command -transporting :3 a sum >_> of >_> monyey, >w< be assaiwed uWu by >w< wobbews ÚwÚ and die in -many x3 iwweconciw'd ;;w;; inyiquities, you ^-^ may caww OwO the ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the -^w^ mastew OwO the >_< authow >_> of OwO the servant's OwO damnyation. But :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 so: -OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew OwO the pawticuwaw xDD endings >_> of his -soldiers, OwO the fathew >_> of his UwU son, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ mastew >_> of his ^.^ sewvant; -uWu fow uWu they OwO puwpose ^.^ nyot theiw death when uWu they OwO puwpose theiw -^.^ sewvices. UwU Besides, there :3 is nyo ^-^ king, >w< be his cause never OwO so -spotless, ^-^ if ^.^ it come ^-^ to OwO the arbitrement >_> of uWu swowds, can twy ^.^ it >_< out -with >w< aww ^w^ unspotted sowdiews: >w< some peradventure ^.^ have uWu on them OwO the -UwU guiwt >_> of ^w^ pwemeditated ÚwÚ and ;;w;; contwived :3 muwdew; some, >_> of x3 beguiwing -:33 viwgins with OwO the ^w^ bwoken :33 seaws >_> of :3 pewjuwy; some, :33 making OwO the wars -theiw ;;w;; buwwawk, UwU that ^.^ have before gored OwO the gentwe uWu bosom >_> of xDD peace -with UwU piwwage ÚwÚ and wobbewy. Nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ these x3 men ^.^ have defeated OwO the OwO waw -ÚwÚ and uWu outwun ÚwÚ nyative punishment, >w< though uWu they can outstrip x3 men uWu they -^.^ have nyo x3 wings ^-^ to UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >w< God: OwO waw :3 is His beadwe, OwO waw :3 is His ->_> vengeance; OwO so UwU that here x3 men awe :3 punyish'd uWu fow befowe-bweach >_> of OwO the -King's ^-^ waws in :3 nyow OwO the King's UwU quawwew. :3 Whewe uWu they feared OwO the -death uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye life away; ÚwÚ and xDD whewe uWu they would >w< be xDD safe -uWu they UwU pewish. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if uWu they die OwO unpwovided, nyo ^-^ mowe :3 is OwO the UwU King -OwO guiwty >_> of theiw uWu damnyation than ^.^ he ÚwÚ was before OwO guiwty >_> of x3 those -impieties uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which uWu they awe :3 nyow uWu visited. uWu Evewy ^.^ subject's ->_> duty :3 is OwO the :3 King's; uWu but every ^.^ subject's ^w^ souw :3 is his >w< own. -OwO Thewefowe shouwd every sowdiew in OwO the wars ^-^ do as every uWu sick man -in his ÚwÚ bed- wash every UwU mote >_< out >_> of his :3 conscience; ÚwÚ and ^.^ dying so, -death :3 is ^-^ to him ;;w;; advantage; ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot >_< dying, OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ was blessedly -lost wherein such pwepawation ÚwÚ was gained; ÚwÚ and in him UwU that >_> escapes -^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot xDD sin ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that, :33 making :3 God OwO so free OwO an >w< offew, ÚwÚ He -let him ;;w;; outwive UwU that :3 day ^-^ to UwU see His >_< gweatnyess, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to teach -ÚwÚ othews how uWu they shouwd >_> pwepawe. -WILLIAMS. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ cewtain, every man UwU that >_> dies iww, OwO the i-iww x3 upon his ->_> own xDD head- OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew uWu fow it. ->_> BATES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot desiwe ^.^ he shouwd ÚwÚ answew uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I xDD detewminye -^-^ to fight wustiwy uWu fow >_> him. -KING HENRY. I ^-^ mysewf heard OwO the UwU King uWu say ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >w< be ransom'd. -WILLIAMS. >w< Ay, ^.^ he ^w^ said so, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us fight cheerfully; uWu but when ^-^ ouw -throats awe ÚwÚ cut ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be wansom'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we :33 nye'ew OwO the ^.^ wisew. -KING HENRY. >w< If I live ^-^ to UwU see it, I uWu wiww never xDD twust his >_> wowd >w< aftew. -WILLIAMS. You pay him OwO then! ^.^ That's :3 a perilous shot >_< out >_> of OwO an -elder-gun, UwU that :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ and :3 a pwivate xDD dispweasuwe can ^-^ do x3 against :3 a -monarch! You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww >w< go about ^-^ to xDD tuwn OwO the >_< sun ^-^ to OwO ice with -^.^ fannying in his ;;w;; face with :3 a ^-^ peacock's ^-^ feathew. You'll never xDD twust -his >_> wowd after! ^w^ Come, 'tis :3 a foowish UwU saying. -KING HENRY. Your wepwoof :3 is xDD something xDD too :3 wound; I shouwd >w< be :3 angwy -with you, ^-^ if OwO the UwU time ;;w;; wewe xDD convenyient. -WILLIAMS. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be :3 a >_< quawwew :3 between OwO us ^-^ if you wive. -KING HENRY. I ^w^ embwace it. -WILLIAMS. OwO How uWu shaww I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee OwO again? -KING HENRY. >w< Give me ^-^ any :3 gage >_> of thinye, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww wear ^.^ it in my -bonnet; then ^-^ if >w< evew :3 thou :33 daw'st acknyowwedge it, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it -my UwU quawwew. -WILLIAMS. Here's my glove; ^w^ give me another >_> of >w< thinye. -KING HENRY. There. -WILLIAMS. :3 This uWu wiww I ÚwÚ awso wear in my xDD cap; ^-^ if >w< evew :3 thou come ^-^ to me -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, aftew to-morrow, >_< 'This :3 is my gwuv,' uWu by :3 this hand I uWu wiww -UwU take ÚwÚ thee :3 a ;;w;; box uWu on OwO the OwO eaw. -KING HENRY. >w< If >w< evew I live ^-^ to UwU see it, I uWu wiww challenge it. -WILLIAMS. Thou :33 daw'st as ;;w;; weww >w< be >_> hang'd. -KING HENRY. Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ do it, >w< though I UwU take ÚwÚ thee in OwO the King's -:33 company. -WILLIAMS. Keep >w< thy :33 wowd. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. ->_> BATES. Be fwiends, you Engwish fools, >w< be fwiends; ^-^ we ^.^ have -xDD Fwench quarrels enyow, ^-^ if you :33 couwd tell how ^-^ to xDD weckon. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Indeed, OwO the xDD Fwench ^-^ may uWu way twenty xDD Fwench >w< cwowns ^-^ to ^-^ onye -uWu they uWu wiww beat >w< us, uWu fow uWu they bear them uWu on theiw shoulders; uWu but ^.^ it -:3 is nyo Engwish uWu tweason ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut xDD Fwench cwowns, ÚwÚ and to-morrow OwO the -UwU King ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww >w< be :3 a ^.^ cwippew. ->_< Exeunt xDD sowdiews -:3 Upon OwO the >_< King! >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ^-^ ouw souls, -Our debts, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cawefuw x3 wives, -Our ^-^ chiwdwen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw UwU sins, uWu way uWu on OwO the >_< King! -We >w< must bear all. :3 O ^-^ hawd condition, -xDD Twin-bown with >_< gweatnyess, :33 subject ^-^ to OwO the >_> bweath -x3 Of every fool, uWu whose :33 sense nyo ^-^ mowe can ;;w;; feew -But his >_> own wringing! What >_< infinyite ^w^ heawt's >_> ease -Must kings ^.^ nyegwect UwU that pwivate x3 men enjoy! -And what ^.^ have kings UwU that ^.^ pwivates ^.^ have ^.^ nyot UwU too, -ÚwÚ Save ceremony- :33 save ^w^ genyewaw ceremony? -And what art thou, :3 thou >w< idow Ceremony? -What >w< kind >_> of god art thou, UwU that suffew'st ^-^ mowe -x3 Of x3 mowtaw gwiefs than ^-^ do >w< thy worshippers? -What awe >w< thy OwO wents? What awe >w< thy ;;w;; comings-in? -:3 O Cewemony, show me uWu but >w< thy :3 wowth! -What :3 is >w< thy ^w^ souw >_> of x3 adowation? -Awt :3 thou >w< aught ewse uWu but place, UwU degwee, ÚwÚ and >_> fowm, -Cweating awe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw in uWu othew ^.^ men? -OwO Whewein :3 thou art less x3 happy being >_< feaw'd ->w< Than uWu they in feawing. -What :33 dwink'st :3 thou oft, :33 instead >_> of homage ;;w;; sweet, -But uWu poison'd flattery? :33 O, >w< be >_< sick, gweat >_< gweatnyess, -And ;;w;; bid >w< thy >_< cewemony ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee cuwe! ->_> Thinks :3 thou OwO the :33 fiewy fever uWu wiww >w< go >_< out -x3 With titwes xDD bwown ^-^ fwom :3 aduwation? -uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^w^ give place ^-^ to :3 fwexuwe ÚwÚ and low ÚwÚ bending? -OwO Canst thou, when :3 thou uWu command'st OwO the beggar's xDD knyee, -^.^ Command OwO the OwO heawth >_> of it? No, :3 thou >_> pwoud dweam, -:33 That play'st OwO so subtly with :3 a :3 king's >_> wepose. -I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; king UwU that find thee; ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 bawm, OwO the >_< sceptwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the baww, -The ;;w;; swowd, OwO the UwU mace, OwO the :3 cwown imperial, -The ;;w;; intewtissued robe >_> of gold ÚwÚ and pearl, -The farced >_< tide x3 wunnying fowe OwO the ^-^ king, -The UwU thwonye ^.^ he OwO sits OwO on, :3 nyow OwO the >_< tide >_> of OwO pomp -:33 That x3 beats x3 upon OwO the UwU high showe >_> of :3 this xDD wowwd- -No, ^.^ nyot >w< aww :33 these, ÚwÚ thwice gorgeous ;;w;; cewemony, -:3 Nyot >w< aww :33 these, >_> waid in bed majestical, -^w^ Can ;;w;; sweep OwO so soundwy as OwO the wwetched ^w^ swave -Who, with :3 a ÚwÚ body fill'd ÚwÚ and vacant UwU mind, ->w< Gets him ^-^ to rest, cwamm'd with distressful UwU bwead; -uWu Nyevew >_> sees horrid night, OwO the >w< chiwd >_> of x3 heww; -But, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ wackey, ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD wise ^-^ to xDD set ->w< Sweats in OwO the eye >_> of ^w^ Pheebus, ÚwÚ and >w< aww night ->_< Sweeps in uWu Ewysium; next day, aftew dawn, -^-^ Doth xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp Hypewion ^-^ to his x3 howse; -And UwU fowwows OwO so OwO the evew-wunnying yeaw -x3 With profitable >w< wabouw, ^-^ to his ^-^ gwave. -And uWu but uWu fow ;;w;; cewemony, such :3 a >_< wwetch, -Winding OwO up >_< days with >_< toiw ÚwÚ and nyights with >w< sweep, -Had OwO the uWu fowe-hand ÚwÚ and :3 vantage >_> of :3 a xDD king. -The slave, :3 a membew >_> of OwO the ^-^ countwy's :3 peace, -Enjoys xDD it; uWu but in :3 gwoss bwain wittwe ÚwÚ wots -What watch OwO the ;;w;; king >_< keeps ^-^ to maintain OwO the xDD peace -uWu Whose ^w^ houws OwO the >_> peasant :33 best ^w^ advantages. - -x3 Entew EWPINGHAM - -:33 EWPINGHAM. UwU My lord, >_> youw nobles, x3 jeawous >_> of >_> youw x3 absence, ->_< Seek OwO thwough >_> youw ^-^ camp ^-^ to find you. -^w^ KING. Good ^.^ owd :3 knyight, -x3 Cowwect them >w< aww >_> togethew at my ^.^ tent: -I'll >w< be before thee. -:33 EWPINGHAM. I uWu shaww UwU do't, my :33 wowd. Exit -^w^ KING. :3 O :3 God >_> of OwO battwes, >_< steew my sowdiews' hearts, ->_> Possess them ^.^ nyot with xDD feaw! ;;w;; Take ^-^ fwom them :3 nyow -The :33 sense >_> of reck'ning, ^-^ if th' >_< opposed ÚwÚ nyumbews -:33 Pwuck theiw hearts ^-^ fwom them! :3 Nyot UwU to-day, :3 O :3 Wowd, -:33 O, ^.^ nyot UwU to-day, ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot x3 upon OwO the fauwt -UwU My fathew :3 made in compassing OwO the ;;w;; cwown! -I UwU Wichawd's ÚwÚ body ^.^ have interred ^w^ nyew, -And uWu on ^.^ it ^.^ have bestowed ^-^ mowe ;;w;; contwite ;;w;; teaws ->w< Than ^-^ fwom ^.^ it issued fowced ^.^ dwops >_> of bwood; -^.^ Five ^-^ hundwed UwU poow I ^.^ have in yeawwy pay, -OwO Who ^w^ twice :3 a :3 day theiw ^.^ withew'd ^.^ hands howd OwO up -Towawd UwU heaven, ^-^ to pawdon bwood; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have built ->w< Two chantries, xDD whewe OwO the >_> sad ÚwÚ and sowemn priests -:3 Sing still uWu fow UwU Wichawd's ÚwÚ souw. Mowe uWu wiww I do; -^-^ Though >w< aww UwU that I can ^-^ do :3 is nyothing ^.^ wowth, -x3 Since UwU that my :3 penyitence comes aftew aww, -:33 Impwowing ;;w;; pawdon. - -x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My UwU wiege! -KING HENRY. UwU My bwothew :33 Gwoucestew's voice? ÚwÚ Ay; -I xDD knyow >w< thy ^-^ ewwand, I uWu wiww >w< go with thee; -The day, my fwiends, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO things, stay uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, ORLEANS, RAMBURES, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - ->w< OWWEANS. The >_< sun doth ÚwÚ giwd ^-^ ouw armour; uWu up, my UwU wowds! -;;w;; DAUPHIN. xDD Montez :3 a ^-^ chevaw! UwU My OwO howse! x3 Vawwet, laquais! Ha! ->w< OWWEANS. :3 O bwave spirit! -;;w;; DAUPHIN. UwU Via! >_< Wes eaux xDD et uWu wa >_< tewwe- ->w< OWWEANS. Rien >_< puis? uWu W'aiw xDD et ^-^ we xDD feu. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. Ciel! cousin Orleans. - -x3 Entew >_< CONSTABWE - -Nyow, my Wowd Constabwe! -CONSTABWE. UwU Hawk how ^-^ ouw steeds uWu fow ÚwÚ pwesent service neigh! -;;w;; DAUPHIN. xDD Mount ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ^w^ incision in theiw hides, -:33 That theiw ^.^ hot UwU bwood ^-^ may >_< spin in Engwish >_> eyes, -And >_< dout them with OwO supewfwuous :3 couwage, ^-^ ha! -x3 WAMBUWES. >_> What, uWu wiww you ^.^ have them weep ^-^ ouw howses' blood? -OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we then >w< behowd theiw :3 nyatuwaw ÚwÚ teaws? - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. The Engwish awe embattl'd, you xDD Fwench peers. -CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ To OwO howse, you x3 gawwant UwU Pwinces! straight ^-^ to OwO howse! -Do uWu but >w< behowd ^-^ yon UwU poow ÚwÚ and starved ^-^ band, -And >_> youw fair show uWu shaww x3 suck away theiw souls, -OwO Weaving them uWu but OwO the shawes ÚwÚ and xDD husks >_> of ^-^ men. -Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot wowk enough uWu fow >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO hands; -:3 Scawce UwU bwood enough in >w< aww theiw sickly ^.^ veins -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO each ^.^ nyaked curtle-axe :3 a :33 stain -:33 That ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench xDD gawwants uWu shaww OwO to-day dwaw out, -And OwO sheathe uWu fow wack >_> of sport. >_> Wet OwO us uWu but blow uWu on ;;w;; them, -The ÚwÚ vapouw >_> of ^-^ ouw valour uWu wiww OwO o'ewtuwn ^.^ them. -^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ positive >w< 'gainst >w< aww x3 exceptions, x3 wowds, -:33 That ^-^ ouw OwO supewfwuous :3 wackeys ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^-^ peasants- -OwO Who in >w< unnyecessawy >w< action ^w^ swawm -About ^-^ ouw x3 squawes >_> of ^w^ battwe- ;;w;; wewe enow -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ puwge :3 this field :33 of, such :3 a hiwding ^.^ foe; -^-^ Though ^-^ we x3 upon :3 this :3 mountain's xDD basis uWu by ->_< Took ^.^ stand uWu fow :33 idwe :3 specuwation- -But UwU that ^-^ ouw honours >w< must not. What's ^-^ to ^w^ say? -OwO A vewy wittwe wittwe let OwO us uWu do, -And >w< aww :3 is >w< donye. ;;w;; Then let OwO the OwO twumpets :33 sound -The ^w^ tucket sonance ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ nyote ^-^ to mount; ->_< Fow ^-^ ouw xDD appwoach uWu shaww OwO so >w< much dare OwO the field -:33 That ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^w^ couch ;;w;; down in ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and yield. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; GWANDPWE - -GRANDPRE. UwU Why ^-^ do you stay OwO so long, my uWu wowds >_> of :33 Fwance? -:33 Yond >_< iswand xDD cawwions, desperate >_> of theiw OwO bonyes, -Iww-favouwedwy ÚwÚ become OwO the xDD mownying OwO fiewd; -Their ^.^ wagged uWu cuwtains >_> poowwy awe let woose, -And ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ aiw xDD shakes them >_< passing :33 scownfuwwy; -uWu Big >w< Maws uWu seems bankrupt in theiw uWu beggaw'd OwO host, -And ;;w;; faintwy OwO thwough :3 a >w< wusty :3 beavew ^-^ peeps. -The :33 howsemen ^-^ sit >_< wike uWu fixed candlesticks -x3 With towch-staves in theiw >w< hand; ÚwÚ and theiw UwU poow UwU jades -Lob ;;w;; down theiw UwU heads, dropping OwO the hides ÚwÚ and hips, -The >_< gum ÚwÚ down-woping ^-^ fwom theiw pale-dead >_> eyes, -And in theiw OwO pawe :33 duww OwO mouths OwO the >_< gimmaw'd >w< bit -:33 Wies ;;w;; fouw with >_> chaw'd ^.^ gwass, still ÚwÚ and motionless; -And theiw ^-^ executows, OwO the knavish >_< cwows, ->_> Fwy o'ew ;;w;; them, >w< aww impatient uWu fow theiw hour. -x3 Descwiption cannyot suit itsewf in uWu wowds -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ demonstwate OwO the life >_> of such :3 a ^-^ battwe -UwU In life OwO so lifeless as ^.^ it >w< shows itself. -CONSTABWE. ^.^ They ^.^ have ^w^ said theiw ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and uWu they stay uWu fow :33 death. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go ^-^ send them ^-^ dinnyews ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh suits, -And ^w^ give theiw UwU fasting howses pwuvndew, -And aftew fight with >w< them? -CONSTABWE. I stay uWu but uWu fow my xDD guidon. ÚwÚ To OwO the field! -I uWu wiww OwO the ÚwÚ bannyew ^-^ fwom :3 a twumpet UwU take, -And ;;w;; use ^.^ it uWu fow my UwU haste. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< away! -The >_< sun :3 is high, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we x3 outweaw OwO the day. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The Engwish ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ EXETEW, :33 EWPINGHAM, with >w< aww his :33 host; +Drum ÚwÚ and xDD cowouws. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his poor xDD sowdiews, +ÚwÚ and GWOUCESTEW + +^w^ God x3 pwess x3 youw Majesty! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How now, Fluellen! Cam'st xDD thou from x3 the >_> bwidge? +uWu FWUEWWEN. Ay, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw >_< Majesty. uWu The >w< Duke of Exeter >_> has xDD vewy +xDD gawwantwy ÚwÚ maintain'd x3 the >w< pwidge; x3 the OwO Fwench >_> is >_> gonye ^w^ off, wook +UwU you, ÚwÚ and there >_> is OwO gawwant ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ pwave ^.^ passages. OwO Mawwy, x3 th' +athvewsawy UwU was uWu have >w< possession of x3 the >w< pwidge; >_> but ^.^ he >_> is enfowced +to wetiwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< Duke of Exeter >_> is >_< mastew of x3 the >w< pwidge; UwU I ^.^ can +tell x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty x3 the >w< Duke >_> is :3 a ^.^ pwave man. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What ;;w;; men uWu have xDD you :3 wost, Fluellen! +uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu The ;;w;; pewdition of x3 th' athvewsawy hath :33 been xDD vewy ^.^ gweat, +^.^ weasonyabwe gweat; marry, fow x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I think x3 the >w< Duke hath wost +>_< nyevew :3 a ^w^ man, >_> but one :3 that >_> is ^.^ wike to be executed fow robbing :3 a +x3 chuwch- one xDD Bawdowph, >_> if x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD man; :33 his OwO face >_> is +aww bubukles, ÚwÚ and whewks, ÚwÚ and knyobs, ÚwÚ and flames ^.^ o' x3 fiwe; ÚwÚ and :33 his +lips ^w^ bwows uWu at :33 his nose, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a coaw of ^w^ fiwe, x3 sometimes +plue ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes red; >_> but :33 his x3 nyose >_> is executed ÚwÚ and :33 his fiwe's +OwO out. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We ^.^ wouwd uWu have aww xDD such offenders UwU so :3 cut off. xDD And ^.^ we +UwU give express :3 chawge :3 that uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ mawches ^w^ thwough x3 the countwy there +be >_< nyothing OwO compeww'd from x3 the villages, >_< nyothing :33 taken >_> but paid +for, >_< nyonye of x3 the OwO Fwench upbwaided ow :3 abused uWu in uWu disdainfuw +wanguage; fow when lenity ÚwÚ and OwO cwuewty :33 pway fow :3 a ^w^ kingdom x3 the +gentler gamestew >_> is x3 the ^-^ soonyest winner. + +>w< Tucket. Entew ^w^ MONTJOY + +MONTJOY. >_> You ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my UwU habit. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Weww >w< then, UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ thee; >_> what UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ knyow of thee? +MONTJOY. OwO My xDD mastew's :33 mind. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Unfold :3 it. +MONTJOY. ^-^ Thus ;;w;; says x3 my king. x3 Say xDD thou to ÚwÚ Hawwy of UwU Engwand: ;;w;; Though ^.^ we +^w^ seem'd >_< dead ^.^ we uWu did >_> but ^w^ sweep; ^w^ advantage >_> is :3 a xDD bettew soldier than +xDD washnyess. Teww ^.^ him ^.^ we couwd uWu have >_> webuk'd ^.^ him uWu at UwU Hawfweuw, >_> but +:3 that ^.^ we xDD thought nyot ÚwÚ good to bwuise >w< an ^-^ injuwy >w< tiww >w< it :3 wewe full +wipe. Now ^.^ we speak ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ÚwÚ cue, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw uWu voice >_> is imperial: +England UwU shaww wepent :33 his >_> fowwy, >_> see :33 his ÚwÚ weaknyess, ÚwÚ and >_< admiwe UwU ouw +sufferance. x3 Bid ^.^ him >_< thewefowe OwO considew of :33 his ransom, which ^w^ must +:33 pwopowtion x3 the :33 wosses ^.^ we uWu have bownye, x3 the subjects ^.^ we uWu have :3 wost, +x3 the xDD disgwace ^.^ we uWu have x3 digested; ^w^ which, uWu in >_> weight to ^-^ we-answew, :33 his +^-^ pettinyess ^.^ wouwd bow ;;w;; undew. For UwU ouw :33 wosses :33 his ^.^ exchequew >_> is ^w^ too +poor; fow x3 th' ^.^ effusion of UwU ouw bwood, x3 the muster of :33 his ^w^ kingdom +^w^ too ÚwÚ faint :3 a nyumbew; ÚwÚ and fow UwU ouw disgrace, :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ pewson >_< knyeewing +uWu at UwU ouw ;;w;; feet >_> but :3 a xDD weak ÚwÚ and :33 wowthwess satisfaction. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >_< add +^.^ defiance; ÚwÚ and tell :3 him, fow conclusion, ^.^ he hath ÚwÚ betwayed :33 his +ÚwÚ fowwowews, x3 whose condemnyation >_> is x3 pwonyounc'd. ^w^ So uWu faw x3 my x3 king ÚwÚ and +mastew; UwU so much x3 my ^w^ office. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy ÚwÚ quawity. +MONTJOY. Montjoy. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Thou dost >w< thy ^.^ office x3 faiwwy. Tuwn uWu thee back, +xDD And tell >w< thy x3 king UwU I UwU do nyot >_> seek ^.^ him now, +OwO But couwd be ^.^ wiwwing to :33 mawch on to Calais +Without impeachment; for, to >_> say x3 the uWu sooth- +;;w;; Though UwU 'tis nyo ^.^ wisdom to x3 confess UwU so much +uWu Unto >w< an ;;w;; enyemy of cwaft ÚwÚ and vantage- +OwO My OwO peopwe OwO awe with sicknyess much ^.^ enfeebwed; +OwO My xDD nyumbews lessen'd; ÚwÚ and UwU those x3 few UwU I uWu have +Awmost nyo xDD bettew than UwU so UwU many Fwench; +Who when ;;w;; they :3 wewe uWu in :33 heawth, UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, >_< hewawd, +UwU I xDD thought ;;w;; upon one :33 paiw of :3 Engwish UwU wegs +Did :33 mawch >w< thwee Frenchmen. ÚwÚ Yet :33 fowgive uWu me, :33 God, +:33 That UwU I UwU do bwag ^.^ thus; ÚwÚ this x3 youw ^w^ aiw of Fwance +>_< Hath >_> bwown :3 that :33 vice uWu in OwO me; UwU I ^w^ must wepent. +^w^ Go, OwO thewefowe, tell >w< thy >_< mastew OwO hewe UwU I am; +OwO My wansom >_> is ÚwÚ this frail ÚwÚ and :33 wowthwess >w< twunk; +OwO My ^.^ awmy >_> but :3 a xDD weak ÚwÚ and >_> sickwy guard; +Yet, ^w^ God x3 befowe, tell ^.^ him ^.^ we xDD wiww come ;;w;; on, +;;w;; Though Fwance >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and xDD such anyothew OwO nyeighbouw +;;w;; Stand uWu in UwU ouw >_> way. >_> Thewe's fow >w< thy wabouw, Montjoy. +^w^ Go, bid >w< thy >_< mastew weww ;;w;; advise himself. +;;w;; If ^.^ we OwO may pass, ^.^ we :33 wiww; >_> if ^.^ we be ^-^ hind'wed, +We UwU shaww x3 youw OwO tawny x3 gwound with x3 youw red :3 bwood +x3 Discowouw; ÚwÚ and >_> so, ÚwÚ Montjoy, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. +uWu The >w< sum of aww UwU ouw answew >_> is >_> but :33 this: +We ^.^ wouwd nyot >_> seek :3 a ÚwÚ battwe >_< as ^.^ we >_< awe; +x3 Nyow >_< as ^.^ we awe, ^.^ we say, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot UwU shun :3 it. +^w^ So tell x3 youw master. +MONTJOY. UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ dewivew :3 so. x3 Thanks to x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. uWu Exit +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I UwU hope ;;w;; they xDD wiww nyot come ;;w;; upon >_> us now. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We OwO awe uWu in >_> God's uWu hand, brother, nyot uWu in theirs. +March to x3 the bridge, >w< it nyow ÚwÚ dwaws toward ^w^ nyight; +^.^ Beyond x3 the river we'll encamp ;;w;; ouwsewves, +xDD And on to-mowwow bid them :33 mawch xDD away. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +uWu The OwO Fwench ÚwÚ camp nyeaw ^w^ Agincouwt + +Entew x3 the >_< CONSTABWE ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, x3 the >w< WOWD WAMBUWES, x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF UwU OWWEANS, +x3 the DAUPHIN, with ;;w;; othews + +:3 CONSTABWE. Tut! UwU I uWu have x3 the best ^-^ awmouw of x3 the wowwd. +Wouwd >w< it :3 wewe ^.^ day! +ORLEANS. >_> You uWu have >w< an :3 excewwent awmouw; >_> but wet x3 my UwU howse uWu have :33 his +ÚwÚ due. +:3 CONSTABWE. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the best UwU howse of Euwope. +ORLEANS. Will >w< it >_< nyevew be morning? +OwO DAUPHIN. OwO My Lord of Owweans ÚwÚ and x3 my Lord xDD High ^-^ Constabwe, xDD you tawk of +UwU howse ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmouw? +ORLEANS. >_> You OwO awe >_< as weww x3 pwovided of both >_< as xDD any >_> pwince uWu in x3 the +wowwd. +OwO DAUPHIN. >_> What :3 a ^-^ wong >w< nyight >_> is x3 this! UwU I xDD wiww nyot change x3 my UwU howse with +xDD any :3 that :33 tweads >_> but on fouw pasterns. ^-^ Ca, :33 ha! ^.^ he bounds from x3 the +^.^ eawth >_< as >_> if :33 his entwaiws :3 wewe xDD haiws; ^.^ we x3 chevaw UwU vowant, x3 the +uWu Pegasus, ^.^ chez >w< wes OwO nyawinyes UwU de ;;w;; feu! x3 When UwU I :3 bestwide ^.^ him UwU I OwO soaw, UwU I +^w^ am :3 a hawk. >w< He twots x3 the air; x3 the ^.^ eawth ^-^ sings when ^.^ he >_> touches uWu it; +x3 the ^w^ basest >_> hown of :33 his hoof >_> is ^.^ mowe UwU musicaw than x3 the :33 pipe of +^.^ Hewmes. +ORLEANS. He's of x3 the colour of x3 the nutmeg. +OwO DAUPHIN. xDD And of x3 the ^.^ heat of x3 the >w< gingew. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a beast fow ^w^ Pewseus: +^.^ he >_> is puwe ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe; ÚwÚ and x3 the dull ÚwÚ ewements of ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and UwU watew +>_< nyevew appeaw uWu in :3 him, >_> but >w< onwy uWu in patient stiwwnyess OwO whiwe :33 his +widew ^-^ mounts him; ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ indeed :3 a horse, ÚwÚ and aww othew x3 jades xDD you +OwO may caww x3 beasts. +:3 CONSTABWE. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it >_> is :3 a UwU most ^w^ absowute ÚwÚ and :3 excewwent +horse. +OwO DAUPHIN. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >_> pwince of palfreys; :33 his nyeigh >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the +OwO bidding of :3 a ^w^ monyawch, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< countenyance >_> enfowces :33 homage. +ORLEANS. No >_> mowe, :33 cousin. +OwO DAUPHIN. Nyay, x3 the x3 man hath nyo wit :3 that cannot, from x3 the ;;w;; wising of +x3 the lark to x3 the ;;w;; wodging of x3 the lamb, >_< vawy deserved praise on x3 my +:33 pawfwey. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a :33 theme >_< as UwU fwuent >_< as x3 the :3 sea: turn x3 the UwU sands x3 into +uWu ewoquent tongues, ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU howse >_> is :33 awgument fow them all: UwU 'tis :3 a +x3 subject fow :3 a suvweign to reason ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and fow :3 a ^.^ suvweign's +suvweign to uWu wide xDD on; ÚwÚ and fow x3 the world- ^.^ famiwiaw to >_> us ÚwÚ and +uWu unknyown- to uWu way UwU apawt uWu theiw xDD pawticuwaw x3 functions ÚwÚ and wonder uWu at +^.^ him. UwU I >_> once ^-^ wwit :3 a sonnet uWu in :33 his praise ÚwÚ and began thus: >_> 'Wondew +of ^w^ nyatuwe'- +ORLEANS. UwU I uWu have heard :3 a sonnet x3 begin UwU so to one's ^w^ mistwess. +OwO DAUPHIN. UwU Then uWu did ;;w;; they ^.^ imitate :3 that which UwU I xDD compos'd to x3 my courser; +fow x3 my UwU howse >_> is x3 my ^w^ mistwess. +ORLEANS. uWu Youw mistwess bears well. +OwO DAUPHIN. x3 Me well; which >_> is x3 the prescript praise ÚwÚ and pewfection of :3 a +ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and xDD pawticuwaw ^w^ mistwess. +:3 CONSTABWE. Nyay, fow >_> methought ;;w;; yestewday x3 youw mistwess >w< shwewdwy +>_> shook x3 youw back. +OwO DAUPHIN. ^w^ So ^-^ pewhaps uWu did x3 youws. +:3 CONSTABWE. Mine UwU was nyot ÚwÚ bwidwed. +OwO DAUPHIN. >_< O, xDD then ;;w;; bewike ^.^ she UwU was ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and gentle; ÚwÚ and xDD you rode ^.^ wike :3 a +kern of ÚwÚ Iwewand, x3 youw OwO Fwench >_> hose x3 off ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 youw stwait +strossers. +:3 CONSTABWE. >_> You uWu have ÚwÚ good ^w^ judgment uWu in howsemanship. +OwO DAUPHIN. ^w^ Be wawn'd ^.^ by uWu me, >_< then: ;;w;; they :3 that uWu wide >_> so, ÚwÚ and uWu wide nyot +OwO wawiwy, faww x3 into fouw ^.^ bogs. UwU I xDD had rather uWu have x3 my UwU howse to x3 my +^w^ mistwess. +:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief uWu have x3 my mistwess :3 a UwU jade. +OwO DAUPHIN. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ Constabwe, x3 my mistwess ^-^ weaws :33 his UwU own >w< haiw. +:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I couwd >_< make >_< as true :3 a boast >_< as :3 that, >_> if UwU I xDD had :3 a ;;w;; sow to +x3 my ^w^ mistwess. +OwO DAUPHIN. ÚwÚ 'We x3 chien ;;w;; est retourne :3 a >_< son ÚwÚ pwopwe xDD vomissement, ^w^ et UwU wa +twuie ÚwÚ wavee au OwO bouwbiew.' ^.^ Thou xDD mak'st use of x3 anything. +:3 CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ Yet UwU do UwU I nyot use x3 my UwU howse fow x3 my ^-^ mistwess, ow xDD any xDD such +pwuvwb UwU so xDD wittwe ^-^ kin to x3 the puwpose. +^.^ WAMBUWES. OwO My Lord ^-^ Constabwe, x3 the ^-^ awmouw :3 that UwU I saw uWu in x3 youw ^w^ tent +to-night- OwO awe UwU those stars ow >_> suns ;;w;; upon :33 it? +:3 CONSTABWE. Stars, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO DAUPHIN. ;;w;; Some of them xDD wiww faww ^.^ to-mowwow, UwU I ^-^ hope. +:3 CONSTABWE. xDD And yet x3 my sky UwU shaww nyot :33 want. +OwO DAUPHIN. :33 That OwO may be, fow xDD you UwU beaw :3 a UwU many ÚwÚ supewfwuouswy, ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe +^.^ mowe honour x3 some :3 wewe xDD away. +:3 CONSTABWE. Ev'n >_< as x3 youw UwU howse bears x3 youw praises, who ^.^ wouwd trot >_< as +weww :3 wewe x3 some of x3 youw brags ÚwÚ dismounted. +OwO DAUPHIN. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe able to woad ^.^ him with :33 his desert! Will >w< it +>_< nyevew be >w< day? UwU I xDD wiww trot to-mowwow :3 a mile, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu way UwU shaww be +>_> paved with :3 Engwish UwU faces. +:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> say >_> so, fow feaw UwU I >_> shouwd be fac'd x3 out of x3 my +way; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe UwU mownying, fow UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain be about x3 the +OwO eaws of x3 the Engwish. +^.^ WAMBUWES. Who xDD wiww OwO go to >_< hazawd with ;;w;; me fow ÚwÚ twenty >_> pwisonyews? +:3 CONSTABWE. >_> You ^w^ must xDD fiwst OwO go >_> youwsewf to >_< hazawd ere xDD you uWu have OwO them. +OwO DAUPHIN. 'Tis midnyight; I'll OwO go awm :3 mysewf. uWu Exit +ORLEANS. uWu The uWu Dauphin OwO wongs fow xDD mownying. +^.^ WAMBUWES. >w< He OwO wongs to eat x3 the Engwish. +:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I think ^.^ he xDD wiww eat aww ^.^ he kills. +ORLEANS. ^-^ By x3 the ^-^ white uWu hand of x3 my UwU wady, uWu he's :3 a OwO gawwant pwince. +:3 CONSTABWE. Swear ^.^ by her xDD foot, :3 that ^.^ she OwO may ;;w;; twead x3 out x3 the uWu oath. +ORLEANS. >w< He >_> is simply x3 the UwU most OwO active ÚwÚ gentweman of Fwance. +:3 CONSTABWE. :33 Doing >_> is xDD activity, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD wiww still be doing. +ORLEANS. >w< He >_< nyevew uWu did x3 hawm :3 that UwU I heard uWu of. +:3 CONSTABWE. x3 Nyow xDD wiww UwU do >_< nyonye OwO to-mowwow: ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< keep :3 that ÚwÚ good xDD nyame +xDD stiww. +ORLEANS. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him to be ^w^ vawiant. +:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I UwU was told :3 that ^.^ by one :3 that xDD knyows ^.^ him xDD bettew than OwO you. +ORLEANS. x3 What's uWu he? +:3 CONSTABWE. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ he told ;;w;; me UwU so :33 himsewf; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu said ^.^ he car'd nyot +who UwU knyew :3 it. +ORLEANS. >w< He >_< nyeeds x3 nyot; >w< it >_> is nyo ^-^ hidden viwtue uWu in ^.^ him. +:3 CONSTABWE. ^-^ By x3 my ^w^ faith, ^w^ siw, >_> but >w< it is; >_< nyevew anybody saw >w< it >_> but +:33 his lackey. +'Tis :3 a ;;w;; hooded uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and when >w< it >_> appeaws >w< it xDD wiww bate. +ORLEANS. Ill-wind >_< nyevew uWu said well. +:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I xDD wiww cap :3 that pwuvwb with ^-^ 'Thewe >_> is >w< fwattewy uWu in +>_> fwiendship.' +ORLEANS. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO take x3 up :3 that with 'Give x3 the ^.^ deviw :33 his due.' +:3 CONSTABWE. Weww ÚwÚ pwac'd! >_> Thewe >w< stands x3 youw :33 fwiend fow x3 the >_< deviw; +uWu have uWu at x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ eye of :3 that pwuvwb with >_> 'A uWu pox of x3 the ^w^ deviw!' +ORLEANS. >_> You OwO awe x3 the xDD bettew uWu at >_> pwuvwbs ^.^ by >w< how much >_> 'A ;;w;; foow's OwO bowt +>_> is >w< soon UwU shot.' +:3 CONSTABWE. >_> You uWu have UwU shot over. +ORLEANS. 'Tis nyot x3 the xDD fiwst time xDD you :3 wewe overshot. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My Lord xDD High ^-^ Constabwe, x3 the :3 Engwish >_< wie within >_< fifteen +:3 hundwed paces of x3 youw ;;w;; tents. +:3 CONSTABWE. Who hath UwU measuw'd x3 the ground? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The Lord :33 Gwandpwe. +:3 CONSTABWE. ^-^ A uWu vawiant ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 expewt :3 gentweman. Wouwd >w< it :3 wewe ^.^ day! +ÚwÚ Awas, poor ÚwÚ Hawwy of England! ^.^ he OwO wongs nyot fow x3 the dawning >_< as ^.^ we +xDD do. +ORLEANS. >_> What :3 a wwetched ÚwÚ and >_> peevish fewwow >_> is ÚwÚ this ^w^ King of +England, to ^.^ mope with :33 his fat-bwain'd ÚwÚ fowwowews UwU so uWu faw x3 out of :33 his +knyowwedge! +:3 CONSTABWE. ;;w;; If x3 the :3 Engwish xDD had xDD any uWu appwehension, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd >w< wun +xDD away. +ORLEANS. :33 That ;;w;; they ;;w;; wack; fow >_> if uWu theiw heads xDD had xDD any intewwectuaw +awmouw, ;;w;; they couwd >_< nyevew ^-^ weaw xDD such x3 heavy uWu head-pieces. +^.^ WAMBUWES. :33 That >_< iswand of England breeds xDD vewy uWu vawiant creatures; +uWu theiw mastiffs OwO awe of unmatchable courage. +ORLEANS. Foolish xDD cuws, :3 that >w< wun winking x3 into x3 the xDD mouth of :3 a ^-^ Wussian +>_> beaw, ÚwÚ and uWu have uWu theiw heads ^w^ cwush'd ^.^ wike wotten >w< appwes! >_> You OwO may >_< as +weww >_> say ^w^ that's :3 a uWu vawiant fwea :3 that dawe eat :33 his OwO bweakfast on x3 the +>_< wip of :3 a >_> wion. +:3 CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ Just, just! ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; men UwU do ^-^ sympathise with x3 the mastiffs +uWu in robustious ÚwÚ and OwO wough xDD coming ;;w;; on, xDD weaving uWu theiw :33 wits with uWu theiw +wives; ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU give them great ^w^ meaws of ^w^ beef ÚwÚ and iwon ÚwÚ and steel; +;;w;; they xDD wiww eat ^.^ wike wolves ÚwÚ and >w< fight ^.^ wike OwO deviws. +ORLEANS. Ay, >_> but these :3 Engwish OwO awe >w< shwewdwy x3 out of >_> beef. +:3 CONSTABWE. UwU Then UwU shaww ^.^ we find to-mowwow ;;w;; they uWu have >w< onwy ^w^ stomachs to +uWu eat, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye to ^w^ fight. Now >_> is >w< it time to awm. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we +about :33 it? +ORLEANS. ^.^ It >_> is nyow >w< two o'clock; >_> but wet ;;w;; me >_> see- ^.^ by ;;w;; ten +We UwU shaww uWu have >_< each :3 a :3 hundwed >_> Engwishmen. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. PROLOGUE. + +Entew CHORUS + +>_< CHOWUS. Now entertain conjecture of :3 a time +x3 When xDD cweeping murmur ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 powing dark +x3 Fiwws x3 the uWu wide vessel of x3 the universe. +Fwom ÚwÚ camp to :3 camp, ^w^ thwough x3 the fouw womb of night, +uWu The OwO hum of xDD eithew ^.^ awmy stilly >_< sounds, +:33 That x3 the fix'd sentinels almost receive +uWu The secret :3 whispews of >_< each ;;w;; othew's :33 watch. +xDD Fiwe ^-^ answews ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough uWu theiw ;;w;; pawy flames +x3 Each ÚwÚ battwe sees x3 the ;;w;; othew's umber'd face; +^w^ Steed threatens >w< steed, uWu in xDD high ÚwÚ and :3 boastfuw >w< nyeighs +Piercing x3 the night's dull ^-^ eaw; ÚwÚ and from x3 the tents +uWu The armourers >w< accompwishing x3 the knights, +With >w< busy hammews xDD cwosing rivets up, +Give :3 dweadfuw ^-^ nyote of >_> pwepawation. +uWu The countwy cocks UwU do crow, x3 the >_< cwocks UwU do ton, +xDD And x3 the thiwd >_> houw of ^-^ dwowsy mownying nyame. +Pwoud of uWu theiw xDD nyumbews ÚwÚ and ^.^ secuwe uWu in x3 souw, +uWu The xDD confident ÚwÚ and x3 uvw-wusty OwO Fwench +Do x3 the wow-wated :3 Engwish :33 pway uWu at ^-^ dice; +xDD And UwU chide x3 the ;;w;; cwippwe tawdy-gaited >w< nyight +Who ^.^ wike :3 a fouw ÚwÚ and ugwy >w< witch xDD doth ^w^ wimp +^w^ So tediously xDD away. uWu The poor condemnyed Engwish, +Wike x3 sacwifices, ^.^ by uWu theiw ÚwÚ watchfuw fiwes +xDD Sit x3 patientwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ inwy >_< wuminyate +uWu The :3 mownying's xDD dangew; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw uWu gestuwe >_> sad +>_> Investing OwO wank-wean >_> cheeks ÚwÚ and xDD waw-wown coats +Presenteth them >w< unto x3 the >_< gazing ;;w;; moon +^w^ So UwU many >_> howwid ^.^ ghosts. >_< O, now, who xDD wiww behowd +uWu The royal UwU captain of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wuin'd band +>_< Wawking from ;;w;; watch to >w< watch, from ^w^ tent to x3 tent, +Let ^.^ him cwy :33 'Pwaise ÚwÚ and :3 gwowy on :33 his :33 head!' +For fowth ^.^ he xDD goes ÚwÚ and >_> visits aww :33 his :3 host; +:3 Bids them ÚwÚ good mowwow with :3 a :3 modest :33 smiwe, +xDD And ;;w;; cawws them OwO bwothews, OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and uWu countwymen. +>_> Upon :33 his royal OwO face there >_> is nyo ^-^ nyote +How xDD dwead >w< an ^.^ awmy hath enrounded him; +x3 Nyow xDD doth ^.^ he dedicate one jot of colour +uWu Unto x3 the ÚwÚ weawy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; aww-watched ^w^ nyight; +OwO But xDD fweshwy looks, ÚwÚ and uWu uvw-beaws attaint +With cheerful ÚwÚ sembwance ÚwÚ and x3 sweet x3 majesty; +:33 That every :3 wwetch, ÚwÚ pinying ÚwÚ and pawe x3 befowe, +>_> Behowding :3 him, OwO pwucks uWu comfowt from :33 his looks; +^-^ A largess ^w^ unyivewsaw, ^.^ wike x3 the sun, +ÚwÚ His xDD wibewaw ^w^ eye xDD doth UwU give to every one, +:33 Thawing UwU cowd ;;w;; feaw, :3 that >_> mean ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe aww +UwU Behowd, >_< as OwO may ^w^ unwowthinyess >w< definye, +^-^ A xDD wittwe :33 touch of ÚwÚ Hawwy uWu in x3 the OwO nyight. +xDD And UwU so UwU ouw scene ^w^ must to x3 the ÚwÚ battwe xDD fwy; +Where- x3 O fow :33 pity!- ^.^ we UwU shaww much xDD disgwace +With fouw ow five UwU most ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ wagged foils, +x3 Wight ill-dispos'd uWu in uWu bwaww widicuwous, +uWu The xDD nyame of >_< Agincouwt. ÚwÚ Yet sit ÚwÚ and see, +ÚwÚ Minding true ^.^ things ^.^ by >_> what uWu theiw mock'wies >w< be. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Fwance. uWu The :3 Engwish ÚwÚ camp uWu at ^w^ Agincouwt + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, ÚwÚ and GWOUCESTEW + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :33 Gwoucestew, UwU 'tis true :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe uWu in great xDD dangew; +uWu The :33 gweatew >_< thewefowe >_> shouwd UwU ouw couwage >w< be. +^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ bwothew Bedfowd. ^w^ God Awmighty! +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 some :3 souw of xDD goodnyess uWu in ^.^ things x3 eviw, +Wouwd ;;w;; men observingly :33 distiw >w< it out; +For UwU ouw :33 bad OwO nyeighbouw x3 makes >_> us early stirrers, +>_< Which >_> is both OwO heawthfuw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good husbandwy. +:33 Besides, ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU ouw :33 outwawd consciences +xDD And preachers to >_> us all, >_> admonyishing +:33 That ^.^ we >_> shouwd :3 dwess >_> us ^.^ faiwwy fow UwU ouw OwO end. +^-^ Thus OwO may ^.^ we gathew honey from x3 the OwO weed, +xDD And >_< make :3 a :3 mowaw of x3 the ^.^ deviw himself. + +Entew OwO EWPINGHAM + +^-^ Good morrow, ;;w;; owd Sir Thomas Ewpingham: +^-^ A ÚwÚ good soft pillow fow :3 that ÚwÚ good ^-^ white >_> head +^.^ Wewe xDD bettew than :3 a churlish ^-^ tuwf of Fwance. +:33 EWPINGHAM. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wodging likes ;;w;; me better, +Since UwU I OwO may >_> say x3 'Nyow >_< wie UwU I ^.^ wike :3 a king.' +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. 'Tis ÚwÚ good fow ;;w;; men to wuv uWu theiw xDD pwesent ^w^ pains +>_> Upon exampwe; UwU so x3 the ^w^ spiwit >_> is OwO eased; +xDD And when x3 the ^-^ mind >_> is x3 quick'nyed, x3 out of doubt +uWu The organs, ^w^ though UwU defunct ÚwÚ and >_< dead x3 befowe, +^.^ Bweak x3 up uWu theiw ^-^ dwowsy :3 gwave ÚwÚ and x3 nyewwy move +With UwU casted slough ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh wegewity. +uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy cloak, Sir :3 Thomas. OwO Bwothews xDD both, +>_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 the pwinces uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; camp; +Do x3 my ÚwÚ good mowwow to ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and :3 anyon +Desire them aww to x3 my paviwion. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. We UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wiege. +:33 EWPINGHAM. Shall UwU I >_< attend x3 youw Gwace? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good :3 knyight: +Go with x3 my bwothews to x3 my wowds of x3 Engwand; +UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ bosom ^w^ must debate awhiwe, +xDD And xDD then UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyo othew UwU company. +:33 EWPINGHAM. uWu The Lord uWu in heaven ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ thee, x3 nyobwe Hawwy! +Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the ;;w;; KING +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD God-a-mewcy, ;;w;; owd :33 heawt! xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st >w< cheewfuwwy. + +Entew PISTOW + +PISTOL. OwO Qui ÚwÚ va :3 wa? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ A :3 fwiend. +PISTOL. x3 Discuss >w< unto ;;w;; me: awt xDD thou officer, +:33 Ow awt xDD thou base, ^w^ common, ÚwÚ and popular? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of :3 a UwU company. +PISTOL. Trail'st xDD thou x3 the x3 puissant xDD pike? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Even :3 so. >_> What OwO awe you? +PISTOL. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ Empewow. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then xDD you OwO awe :3 a xDD bettew than x3 the ;;w;; King. +PISTOL. uWu The >_< King's :3 a bawcock ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< heawt of ^.^ gowd, +^-^ A >_< wad of :3 wife, >w< an ;;w;; imp of ÚwÚ fame; +Of parents UwU good, of >_< fist UwU most ^w^ vawiant. +UwU I :3 kiss :33 his dirty >w< shoe, ÚwÚ and from heawt-stwing +UwU I wuv x3 the lovely bully. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Hawwy ^.^ we x3 Woy. +PISTOL. Le >w< Woy! :3 a ^w^ Cownyish UwU nyame; awt xDD thou of ^w^ Cownyish >w< cwew? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD Wewshman. +PISTOL. Knyow'st xDD thou x3 Fwuewwen? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 Yes. +PISTOL. Teww ^.^ him I'll :3 knyock :33 his >_< week about :33 his OwO pate +>_> Upon Saint :33 Davy's x3 day. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Do nyot xDD you ^-^ weaw x3 youw ÚwÚ daggew uWu in x3 youw cap :3 that ^-^ day, xDD west +^.^ he :3 knyock :3 that about x3 youws. +PISTOL. Awt xDD thou :33 his >w< fwiend? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And :33 his kinsman UwU too. +PISTOL. uWu The :33 figo fow ÚwÚ thee, >w< then! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I >_> thank uWu you; ^w^ God be with you! +PISTOL. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Pistow call'd. uWu Exit +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ It sorts weww with x3 youw :33 fiewcenyess. + +Entew UwU FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and >_< GOWEW + +GOWEW. uWu Captain Fluellen! +uWu FWUEWWEN. OwO So! uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of >_< Jesu Christ, speak ^w^ fewew. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the +ÚwÚ gweatest admiration uWu in x3 the ^-^ unyivewsaw ^w^ wowwd, when x3 the true ÚwÚ and +aunchient prerogatifes ÚwÚ and UwU waws of x3 the UwU waws >_> is nyot kept: >_> if xDD you +^.^ wouwd OwO take x3 the ^w^ pains >_> but to >_> examinye x3 the UwU waws of ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the Great, +xDD you UwU shaww ^w^ find, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, :3 that there >_> is nyo :3 tiddwe-taddwe nor +xDD pibbwe-pabbwe uWu in >_> Pompey's ;;w;; camp; UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, xDD you UwU shaww find x3 the +uWu cewemonyies of x3 the ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ cawes of :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu fowms of :33 it, +ÚwÚ and x3 the sobwiety of :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ modesty of :33 it, to be othewwise. +GOWEW. Why, x3 the ;;w;; enyemy >_> is :3 woud; xDD you hear ^.^ him aww OwO nyight. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; If x3 the ;;w;; enyemy >_> is >w< an ass, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; pwating +OwO coxcomb, >_> is >w< it ^w^ meet, think UwU you, :3 that ^.^ we >_> shouwd xDD awso, wook UwU you, be +>w< an ass, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; pwating coxcomb? ^w^ In x3 youw UwU own +OwO conscience, ^.^ nyow? +GOWEW. UwU I xDD wiww speak x3 wowew. +uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I pray xDD you ÚwÚ and :33 beseech xDD you :3 that xDD you :33 wiww. +Exeunt >_< GOWEW ÚwÚ and UwU FWUEWWEN +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Though >w< it appeaw :3 a xDD wittwe x3 out of fashion, +>_> Thewe >_> is much :3 cawe ÚwÚ and valour uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD Wewshman. + +Entew >w< thwee sowdiews: >_< JOHN BATES, ALEXANDER x3 COUWT, +ÚwÚ and MICHAEL >_> WIWWIAMS + +COURT. ^-^ Bwothew John uWu Bates, >_> is nyot :3 that x3 the mownying which >_< bweaks +:33 yondew? +BATES. UwU I think >w< it be; >_> but ^.^ we uWu have nyo great cause to ^.^ desiwe x3 the +appwoach of x3 day. +WIWWIAMS. We >_> see yonder x3 the beginning of x3 the ^-^ day, >_> but UwU I think ^.^ we +UwU shaww >_< nyevew >_> see x3 the >w< end of :3 it. Who xDD goes OwO thewe? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ A :3 fwiend. +WIWWIAMS. ;;w;; Undew >_> what UwU captain serve you? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Undew Sir Thomas x3 Ewpingham. +WIWWIAMS. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd commandew ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most uWu kind :3 gentweman. UwU I pray +UwU you, >_> what ^w^ thinks ^.^ he of UwU ouw UwU estate? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Even >_< as ;;w;; men ^.^ wweck'd ;;w;; upon :3 a sand, :3 that wook to be >w< wash'd +x3 off x3 the :3 nyext uWu tide. +BATES. >w< He hath nyot told :33 his xDD thought to x3 the >_> King? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. No; nor >w< it >_> is nyot :3 meet ^.^ he OwO shouwd. For ^w^ though UwU I speak >w< it +to UwU you, UwU I think x3 the ^w^ King >_> is >_> but :3 a x3 man >_< as UwU I ^w^ am: x3 the violet >_< smewws +to ^.^ him >_< as >w< it xDD doth to OwO me; x3 the element >_< shows to ^.^ him >_< as >w< it xDD doth to +OwO me; aww :33 his :33 senses uWu have >_> but human :3 conditions; :33 his uWu cewemonyies laid +UwU by, uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ nyakednyess ^.^ he >_> appeaws >_> but :3 a xDD man; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though :33 his +affections OwO awe :3 highew UwU mounted than >_> ouws, ^w^ yet, when ;;w;; they ^w^ stoop, +;;w;; they >_< stoop with x3 the ^.^ wike wing. >_< Thewefowe, when ^.^ he sees reason of +>_> feaws, >_< as ^.^ we UwU do, :33 his >_> feaws, x3 out of doubt, be of x3 the same wewish +>_< as ouws >_< awe; ^w^ yet, uWu in weason, nyo x3 man >_> shouwd possess ^.^ him with xDD any +xDD appeawance of ;;w;; feaw, xDD west xDD he, ^.^ by ^.^ showing :33 it, >_> shouwd x3 disheawten :33 his +army. +BATES. >w< He OwO may x3 show >_> what :33 outwawd couwage ^.^ he :33 wiww; >_> but UwU I :33 bewieve, >_< as +UwU cowd :3 a >w< nyight >_< as x3 'tis, ^.^ he couwd ÚwÚ wish >_< himsewf uWu in >_> Thames x3 up to x3 the +neck; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he uWu wewe, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ by :3 him, uWu at aww adventures, UwU so +^.^ we :3 wewe ^.^ quit hewe. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I xDD wiww speak x3 my >_> conscience of x3 the ^.^ King: UwU I +think ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish >_< himsewf anywhere >_> but :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< is. +BATES. UwU Then UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe OwO hewe ^.^ awonye; UwU so >_> shouwd ^.^ he be >_< suwe to be +uWu wansomed, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU many poor men's ;;w;; wives saved. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I dawe >_> say xDD you wuv ^.^ him nyot UwU so :33 iww to ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him OwO hewe +^-^ awonye, howsoever xDD you speak uWu this, to x3 feew othew men's minds; +uWu methinks UwU I couwd nyot ^-^ die anywhere UwU so UwU contented >_< as uWu in x3 the >_< King's +xDD company, :33 his cause ^.^ being >w< just ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ quawwew >w< honyouwabwe. +WIWWIAMS. >w< That's ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we :33 knyow. +BATES. Ay, ow ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we >_> shouwd >_> seek :3 aftew; fow ^.^ we ^.^ knyow enough >_> if +^.^ we ^.^ knyow ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the >_< King's xDD subjects. ;;w;; If :33 his cause be wwong, UwU ouw +^.^ obedience to x3 the ^w^ King :33 wipes x3 the crime of >w< it x3 out of >_> us. +WIWWIAMS. OwO But >_> if x3 the cause be nyot UwU good, x3 the ^w^ King >_< himsewf hath :3 a +x3 heavy reckoning to >_< make when aww UwU those UwU wegs ÚwÚ and :3 awms ÚwÚ and >_< heads, +>w< chopp'd x3 off uWu in :3 a battwe, UwU shaww ^w^ join togethew uWu at x3 the UwU wattew day +ÚwÚ and cwy aww ÚwÚ 'We >w< died uWu at xDD such :3 a uWu pwace'- x3 some uWu sweawing, x3 some :3 cwying +fow :3 a surgeon, x3 some ;;w;; upon uWu theiw ;;w;; wives left poor x3 behind ÚwÚ them, x3 some +;;w;; upon x3 the debts ;;w;; they owe, x3 some ;;w;; upon uWu theiw x3 chiwdwen rawly left. UwU I +^w^ am >_< afeawd there OwO awe x3 few ^-^ die weww :3 that ^-^ die uWu in :3 a uWu battwe; fow >w< how +^.^ can ;;w;; they x3 chawitabwy ^-^ dispose of ;;w;; anything when :3 bwood >_> is uWu theiw +awgument? >_> Nyow, >_> if these ;;w;; men UwU do nyot ^-^ die weww, >w< it xDD wiww be :3 a black +;;w;; mattew fow x3 the ^w^ King :3 that x3 wed them to uWu it; who to :33 disobey :3 wewe +OwO against aww :33 pwopowtion of subjection. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. So, >_> if :3 a >_< son :3 that >_> is ^.^ by :33 his >w< fathew sent about +ÚwÚ mewchandise UwU do ;;w;; sinfuwwy miscawwy ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 sea, x3 the ;;w;; imputation of +:33 his wickednyess, ^.^ by x3 youw rule, >_> shouwd be >_< imposed ;;w;; upon :33 his >w< fathew +:3 that sent him; ow >_> if :3 a uWu sewvant, :33 undew :33 his xDD mastew's ÚwÚ command +ÚwÚ twanspowting :3 a >w< sum of monyey, be >w< assaiwed ^.^ by ^.^ wobbews ÚwÚ and ^-^ die uWu in +UwU many irreconcil'd iniquities, xDD you OwO may caww x3 the business of x3 the +>_< mastew x3 the ÚwÚ authow of x3 the servant's xDD damnyation. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot so: +x3 the ^w^ King >_> is nyot bound to answew x3 the xDD pawticuwaw :3 endings of :33 his +xDD sowdiews, x3 the >w< fathew of :33 his x3 son, nor x3 the >_< mastew of :33 his sewvant; +fow ;;w;; they OwO puwpose nyot uWu theiw :33 death when ;;w;; they OwO puwpose uWu theiw +^w^ sewvices. :33 Besides, there >_> is nyo OwO king, be :33 his cause >_< nyevew UwU so +x3 spotwess, >_> if >w< it come to x3 the ^-^ awbitwement of swowds, ^.^ can >_> twy >w< it x3 out +with aww x3 unspotted sowdiews: x3 some pewadventuwe uWu have on them x3 the +guilt of pwemeditated ÚwÚ and contrived :3 muwdew; some, of beguiling +viwgins with x3 the xDD bwoken >_> seaws of perjury; some, x3 making x3 the UwU waws +uWu theiw OwO buwwawk, :3 that uWu have >w< befowe gowed x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^w^ bosom of uWu peace +with pillage ÚwÚ and robbery. >_> Nyow, >_> if these ;;w;; men uWu have ^-^ defeated x3 the law +ÚwÚ and xDD outwun OwO nyative punyishment, ^w^ though ;;w;; they ^.^ can outstwip ;;w;; men ;;w;; they +uWu have nyo x3 wings to fwy from :3 God: >w< waw >_> is ÚwÚ His beadwe, >w< waw >_> is ÚwÚ His +uWu vengeance; UwU so :3 that OwO hewe ;;w;; men OwO awe punyish'd fow before-breach of x3 the +>_< King's UwU waws uWu in nyow x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ quawwew. Whewe ;;w;; they x3 feawed x3 the +:33 death ;;w;; they uWu have :3 bownye >w< wife :3 away; ÚwÚ and :3 whewe ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd be >_< safe +;;w;; they x3 pewish. UwU Then >_> if ;;w;; they ^-^ die unprovided, nyo ^.^ mowe >_> is x3 the ^w^ King +guiwty of uWu theiw uWu damnyation than ^.^ he UwU was >w< befowe guiwty of UwU those +^w^ impieties fow x3 the which ;;w;; they OwO awe nyow ^.^ visited. Evewy >_> subject's +>_> duty >_> is x3 the xDD King's; >_> but every >_> subject's :3 souw >_> is :33 his own. +Therefore >_> shouwd every soldier uWu in x3 the UwU waws UwU do >_< as every >w< sick x3 man +uWu in :33 his uWu bed- >_< wash every ÚwÚ mote x3 out of :33 his ^w^ conscience; ÚwÚ and dying >_> so, +:33 death >_> is to ^.^ him advantage; ow nyot ÚwÚ dying, x3 the time UwU was bwessedwy +wost wherein xDD such uWu pwepawation UwU was OwO gainyed; ÚwÚ and uWu in ^.^ him :3 that xDD escapes +>w< it :3 wewe nyot x3 sin to think :3 that, x3 making ^w^ God UwU so fwee >w< an OwO offew, >w< He +wet ^.^ him outwive :3 that day to >_> see ÚwÚ His greatness, ÚwÚ and to >_< teach +;;w;; othews >w< how ;;w;; they >_> shouwd ;;w;; pwepawe. +WIWWIAMS. 'Tis cewtain, every x3 man :3 that dies UwU iww, x3 the :33 iww ;;w;; upon :33 his +UwU own ^-^ head- x3 the ^w^ King >_> is nyot to answew fow :3 it. +BATES. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ desiwe ^.^ he >_> shouwd answew fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I determine +to >w< fight :3 wustiwy fow ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I mysewf heard x3 the ^w^ King >_> say ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot be wansom'd. +WIWWIAMS. Ay, ^.^ he uWu said >_> so, to >_< make >_> us >w< fight :3 cheewfuwwy; >_> but when UwU ouw +ÚwÚ thwoats OwO awe :3 cut ^.^ he OwO may be x3 wansom'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^w^ nye'ew x3 the wiser. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ wive to >_> see :33 it, UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew :33 twust :33 his ;;w;; wowd >w< aftew. +WIWWIAMS. >_> You x3 pay ^.^ him >w< then! >w< That's :3 a :33 pewiwous UwU shot x3 out of >w< an +^-^ ewdew-gun, :3 that :3 a poor ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> pwivate >_< dispweasuwe ^.^ can UwU do OwO against :3 a +monarch! >_> You OwO may >_< as weww OwO go about to turn x3 the sun to :3 ice with +xDD fannying uWu in :33 his OwO face with :3 a >w< peacock's ^-^ feathew. You'll >_< nyevew :33 twust +:33 his ;;w;; wowd ^w^ aftew! ^.^ Come, UwU 'tis :3 a >_< foowish saying. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu Youw >_< wepwoof >_> is ^-^ something ^w^ too round; UwU I >_> shouwd be angry +with UwU you, >_> if x3 the time :3 wewe convenient. +WIWWIAMS. Let >w< it be :3 a ^-^ quawwew ^-^ between >_> us >_> if xDD you wive. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I >_< embwace :3 it. +WIWWIAMS. How UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee ^w^ again? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Give ;;w;; me xDD any >w< gage of xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in x3 my +bonnet; xDD then >_> if OwO evew xDD thou ^w^ daw'st :3 acknyowwedge :33 it, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make >w< it +x3 my ÚwÚ quawwew. +WIWWIAMS. >_> Hewe's x3 my gwuv; UwU give ;;w;; me anyothew of ÚwÚ thinye. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Thewe. +WIWWIAMS. This xDD wiww UwU I awso ^-^ weaw uWu in x3 my ^.^ cap; >_> if OwO evew xDD thou come to ;;w;; me +ÚwÚ and say, ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ to-mowwow, 'This >_> is x3 my xDD gwuv,' ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand UwU I xDD wiww +OwO take uWu thee :3 a ^w^ box on x3 the :3 eaw. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I ^w^ wive to >_> see :33 it, UwU I xDD wiww challenge :3 it. +WIWWIAMS. ^.^ Thou ^w^ daw'st >_< as weww be xDD hang'd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :33 it, ^w^ though UwU I OwO take uWu thee uWu in x3 the >_< King's +UwU company. +WIWWIAMS. ^w^ Keep >w< thy OwO wowd. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. +BATES. ^w^ Be OwO fwiends, xDD you :3 Engwish :3 foows, be >_< fwiends; ^.^ we uWu have +OwO Fwench quarrels ;;w;; enyow, >_> if xDD you couwd tell >w< how to ÚwÚ weckon. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >w< Indeed, x3 the OwO Fwench OwO may uWu way ÚwÚ twenty OwO Fwench :3 cwowns to one +;;w;; they xDD wiww xDD beat us, fow ;;w;; they UwU beaw them on uWu theiw >_< shouwdews; >_> but >w< it +>_> is nyo :3 Engwish UwU tweason to :3 cut OwO Fwench :33 cwowns, ÚwÚ and to-mowwow x3 the +^w^ King >_< himsewf xDD wiww be :3 a xDD cwippew. +Exeunt ^-^ sowdiews +>_> Upon x3 the King! Let >_> us UwU ouw lives, UwU ouw souws, +Our debts, UwU ouw careful ^-^ wives, +Our chiwdwen, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw OwO sins, uWu way on x3 the King! +We ^w^ must UwU beaw all. x3 O x3 hawd ^w^ condition, +Twin-born with greatness, x3 subject to x3 the UwU bweath +Of every x3 foow, x3 whose sense nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ can x3 feew +OwO But :33 his UwU own wringing! >_> What :3 infinyite heart's ^w^ ease +:3 Must >w< kings >_> nyegwect :3 that >_> pwivate ;;w;; men enjoy! +xDD And >_> what uWu have >w< kings :3 that ^.^ pwivates uWu have nyot :3 too, +:3 Save cewemony- :3 save general ceremony? +xDD And >_> what awt UwU thou, xDD thou idol Ceremony? +>_> What uWu kind of god awt UwU thou, :3 that suffer'st ^.^ mowe +Of >w< mowtaw griefs than UwU do >w< thy >w< wowshippews? +>_> What OwO awe >w< thy wents? >_> What OwO awe >w< thy >w< comings-in? +x3 O Ceremony, x3 show ;;w;; me >_> but >w< thy :33 wowth! +>_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 souw of >w< adowation? +Awt xDD thou ^.^ aught >_> ewse >_> but pwace, >_< degwee, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fowm, +^.^ Cweating OwO awe ÚwÚ and feaw uWu in othew men? +^-^ Whewein xDD thou awt less ^w^ happy ^.^ being feaw'd +Than ;;w;; they uWu in fearing. +>_> What xDD dwink'st xDD thou :3 oft, ^w^ instead of UwU homage sweet, +OwO But OwO poison'd flattery? >_< O, be :33 sick, great greatness, +xDD And bid >w< thy ceremony UwU give uWu thee ^-^ cuwe! +uWu Thinks xDD thou x3 the fiery x3 fevew xDD wiww OwO go x3 out +With titles >_> bwown from ÚwÚ aduwation? +Will >w< it UwU give :33 pwace to x3 fwexuwe ÚwÚ and wow bending? +ÚwÚ Canst UwU thou, when xDD thou command'st x3 the ^.^ beggaw's OwO knyee, +xDD Command x3 the ^.^ heawth of :33 it? :3 Nyo, xDD thou OwO pwoud x3 dweam, +:33 That ^.^ pway'st UwU so subtwy with :3 a >_< king's uWu wepose. +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 king :3 that find ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow +'Tis nyot x3 the balm, x3 the sceptre, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO baww, +uWu The uWu swowd, x3 the ^w^ mace, x3 the >_< cwown impewiaw, +uWu The ÚwÚ intewtissued wobe of gowd ÚwÚ and >_> peaww, +uWu The :33 fawced >_< tide wunnying fore x3 the OwO king, +uWu The >_< thwonye ^.^ he >_> sits ;;w;; on, nor x3 the >_< tide of pomp +:33 That ÚwÚ beats ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD high >w< showe of ÚwÚ this world- +:3 Nyo, nyot aww OwO these, thrice gowgeous cewemony, +ÚwÚ Nyot aww OwO these, laid uWu in x3 bed uWu majesticaw, +UwU Can :33 sweep UwU so uWu soundwy >_< as x3 the wwetched ;;w;; swave +UwU Who, with :3 a >w< body :3 fiww'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vacant UwU mind, +ÚwÚ Gets ^.^ him to ^-^ west, cramm'd with distressful bwead; +xDD Nyevew sees >_> howwid night, x3 the chiwd of heww; +But, ^.^ wike :3 a >w< wackey, from x3 the rise to uWu set +Sweats uWu in x3 the ^w^ eye of Pheebus, ÚwÚ and aww >w< nyight +UwU Sweeps uWu in Elysium; :3 nyext ^-^ day, ÚwÚ aftew dawn, +^-^ Doth rise ÚwÚ and OwO hewp Hyperion to :33 his :33 howse; +xDD And xDD fowwows UwU so x3 the ever-running xDD yeaw +With ÚwÚ pwofitabwe wabouw, to :33 his x3 gwave. +xDD And >_> but fow cewemony, xDD such :3 a :3 wwetch, +OwO Winding x3 up OwO days with toiw ÚwÚ and :33 nyights with sweep, +xDD Had x3 the xDD fowe-hand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vantage of :3 a king. +uWu The :33 swave, :3 a member of x3 the >_> countwy's ÚwÚ peace, +:3 Enjoys uWu it; >_> but uWu in gwoss :3 bwain xDD wittwe ^-^ wots +>_> What ;;w;; watch x3 the x3 king keeps to ÚwÚ maintain x3 the uWu peace +>_< Whose >_> houws x3 the peasant best ;;w;; advantages. + +Entew OwO EWPINGHAM + +:33 EWPINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw ^.^ nyobwes, jealous of x3 youw >_> absence, +;;w;; Seek ^w^ thwough x3 youw ÚwÚ camp to find OwO you. +>w< KING. ^-^ Good ;;w;; owd UwU knyight, +Collect them aww togethew uWu at x3 my tent: +I'll be >w< befowe thee. +:33 EWPINGHAM. UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; do't, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit +>w< KING. x3 O ^w^ God of ^w^ battwes, steew x3 my :3 sowdiews' hearts, +Possess them nyot with ÚwÚ feaw! ^.^ Take from them nyow +uWu The sense of ^w^ weck'nying, >_> if x3 th' >_< opposed xDD nyumbews +Pluck uWu theiw heawts from >w< them! ÚwÚ Nyot uWu to-day, x3 O Wowd, +>_< O, nyot uWu to-day, think nyot ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; fauwt +OwO My >w< fathew UwU made uWu in :3 compassing x3 the uWu cwown! +UwU I >w< Wichawd's >w< body uWu have :3 intewwed ^w^ nyew, +xDD And on >w< it uWu have uWu bestowed ^.^ mowe contwite tears +Than from >w< it :33 issued xDD fowced ^.^ dwops of ^-^ bwood; +:3 Five :3 hundwed poor UwU I uWu have uWu in yeawwy :33 pay, +Who twice :3 a day uWu theiw :33 withew'd ^.^ hands howd x3 up +uWu Towawd ^.^ heaven, to UwU pawdon ^-^ bwood; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have buiwt +Two chantries, :3 whewe x3 the >_> sad ÚwÚ and solemn priests +:33 Sing still fow >w< Wichawd's ^-^ souw. uWu Mowe xDD wiww UwU I do; +;;w;; Though aww :3 that UwU I ^.^ can UwU do >_> is >_< nyothing ^.^ wowth, +Since :3 that x3 my penitence x3 comes ÚwÚ aftew all, +ÚwÚ Impwowing pardon. + +Entew GWOUCESTEW + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My wiege! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew :3 Gwoucestew's :33 voice? Ay; +UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy uWu ewwand, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with ÚwÚ thee; +uWu The ^-^ day, x3 my OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and aww :3 things, xDD stay fow x3 me. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The OwO Fwench ÚwÚ camp + +Entew x3 the DAUPHIN, UwU OWWEANS, WAMBUWES, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +ORLEANS. uWu The sun xDD doth gild UwU ouw awmouw; up, x3 my lords! +OwO DAUPHIN. OwO Montez :3 a x3 chevaw! OwO My UwU howse! UwU Vawwet, :33 waquais! uWu Ha! +ORLEANS. x3 O >_< bwave :33 spiwit! +OwO DAUPHIN. Via! ^-^ Wes xDD eaux ^w^ et UwU wa xDD tewwe- +ORLEANS. OwO Wien ^-^ puis? ;;w;; W'aiw ^w^ et ^.^ we ^-^ feu. +OwO DAUPHIN. Ciel! xDD cousin >_> Owweans. + +Entew >_< CONSTABWE + +>_> Nyow, x3 my Lord Constabwe! +:3 CONSTABWE. ^.^ Hawk >w< how UwU ouw OwO steeds fow xDD pwesent OwO sewvice ^w^ nyeigh! +OwO DAUPHIN. ^-^ Mount ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^-^ incision uWu in uWu theiw UwU hides, +:33 That uWu theiw :3 hot :3 bwood OwO may x3 spin uWu in :3 Engwish ^w^ eyes, +xDD And :3 dout them with supewfwuous couwage, :33 ha! +^.^ WAMBUWES. What, xDD wiww xDD you uWu have them xDD weep UwU ouw ^w^ howses' >_< bwood? +How UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD then behowd uWu theiw natural teaws? + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The :3 Engwish OwO awe x3 embattw'd, xDD you OwO Fwench peews. +:3 CONSTABWE. ;;w;; To horse, xDD you OwO gawwant ÚwÚ Pwinces! ^w^ stwaight to UwU howse! +Do >_> but behowd >_< yon poor ÚwÚ and starved :33 band, +xDD And x3 youw >w< faiw x3 show UwU shaww uWu suck OwO away uWu theiw souws, +^.^ Weaving them >_> but x3 the shales ÚwÚ and uWu husks of ^.^ men. +>_> Thewe >_> is nyot ^.^ wowk enough fow aww UwU ouw hands; +Scarce :3 bwood enough uWu in aww uWu theiw >_> sickwy >_> veins +;;w;; To UwU give >_< each nyaked cuwtwe-axe :3 a stain +:33 That UwU ouw OwO Fwench gawwants UwU shaww ^w^ to-day dwaw ^.^ out, +xDD And sheathe fow ^.^ wack of ;;w;; spowt. Let >_> us >_> but ^w^ bwow on ÚwÚ them, +uWu The >_> vapouw of UwU ouw valour xDD wiww ÚwÚ o'ewtuwn OwO them. +'Tis positive uWu 'gainst aww exceptions, wowds, +:33 That UwU ouw supewfwuous >w< wackeys ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ;;w;; peasants- +Who uWu in unnecessary uWu action swarm +About UwU ouw squawes of >_> battwe- :3 wewe ^w^ enyow +;;w;; To OwO puwge ÚwÚ this field :33 of, xDD such :3 a hilding >_< foe; +;;w;; Though ^.^ we ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ mountain's >_< basis ^.^ by +>w< Took stand fow idle speculation- +OwO But :3 that UwU ouw honyouws ^w^ must not. x3 What's to ^.^ say? +^-^ A xDD vewy xDD wittwe xDD wittwe wet >_> us UwU do, +xDD And aww >_> is ^-^ donye. UwU Then wet x3 the trumpets >_> sound +uWu The tucket ^-^ sonyance ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ nyote to mount; +For UwU ouw appwoach UwU shaww UwU so much dawe x3 the field +:33 That England UwU shaww UwU couch down uWu in feaw ÚwÚ and >_< yiewd. + +Entew :3 GWANDPWE + +UwU GWANDPWE. Why UwU do xDD you xDD stay UwU so long, x3 my wowds of France? +uWu Yond >_< iswand carrions, despewate of uWu theiw xDD bonyes, +>w< Iww-favouwedwy :33 become x3 the mownying :3 fiewd; +^-^ Theiw ^-^ wagged cuwtains poorly OwO awe wet UwU woose, +xDD And UwU ouw ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ shakes them passing scornfully; +^w^ Big uWu Maws ;;w;; seems >w< bankwupt uWu in uWu theiw UwU beggaw'd >_< host, +xDD And ^w^ faintwy ^w^ thwough :3 a rusty ;;w;; beavew ÚwÚ peeps. +uWu The ^.^ howsemen sit ^.^ wike xDD fixed :33 candwesticks +With UwU towch-staves uWu in uWu theiw xDD hand; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw poor x3 jades +Lob down uWu theiw >_< heads, uWu dwopping x3 the OwO hides ÚwÚ and >_< hips, +uWu The OwO gum down-woping from uWu theiw pale-dead ^w^ eyes, +xDD And uWu in uWu theiw pawe dull mouths x3 the gimmal'd xDD bit +Lies fouw with chaw'd gwass, still ÚwÚ and x3 motionwess; +xDD And uWu theiw ^.^ executows, x3 the knavish crows, +xDD Fwy ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ them, aww ;;w;; impatient fow uWu theiw hour. +ÚwÚ Descwiption ;;w;; cannyot >_> suit itsewf uWu in wowds +;;w;; To demonstrate x3 the >w< wife of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ battwe +^w^ In >w< wife UwU so wifewess >_< as >w< it >_< shows itself. +:3 CONSTABWE. ^-^ They uWu have uWu said uWu theiw >_< pwayews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD stay fow death. +OwO DAUPHIN. Shall ^.^ we OwO go >_> send them dinnyews ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh suits, +xDD And UwU give uWu theiw ;;w;; fasting :3 howses >_> pwuvndew, +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew >w< fight with them? +:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I xDD stay >_> but fow x3 my >w< guidon. ;;w;; To x3 the field! +UwU I xDD wiww x3 the ^.^ bannyew from :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet take, +xDD And use >w< it fow x3 my ^.^ haste. ^.^ Come, come, away! +uWu The sun >_> is UwU high, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :3 outweaw x3 the x3 day. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The :3 Engwish ÚwÚ camp + +Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, x3 EXETEW, ^w^ EWPINGHAM, with aww :33 his :3 host; SALISBURY ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ King? -BEDFORD. The UwU King ^-^ himsewf :3 is rode ^-^ to view theiw x3 battwe. -WESTMORELAND. x3 Of ÚwÚ fighting x3 men uWu they ^.^ have :33 fuww ^w^ thwee-scowe UwU thousand. -EXETER. There's five ^-^ to UwU onye; ÚwÚ besides, uWu they >w< aww awe uWu fwesh. -SAWISBUWY. God's arm strike with >_< us! 'tis :3 a xDD feawfuw ^w^ odds. -:3 God UwU bye you, ;;w;; Pwinces uWu aww; I'll ^-^ to my :33 chawge. ->w< If ^-^ we nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ meet ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ meet in UwU heaven, -;;w;; Then joyfuwwy, my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Bedford, -UwU My dear Wowd ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and my good Wowd ^.^ Exetew, -And my >w< kind kinsman- ;;w;; wawwiows aww, ;;w;; adieu! -BEDFORD. Faweweww, good ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; ÚwÚ and good xDD wuck >w< go with thee! -EXETER. Faweweww, >w< kind :33 wowd. OwO Fight :33 vawiantwy ^-^ to-day; -And ÚwÚ yet I ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 wwong ^-^ to :33 mind ÚwÚ thee >_> of it, ->_< Fow :3 thou art x3 fwam'd >_> of OwO the ^w^ fiwm >w< twuth >_> of vawouw. -Exit SALISBURY -BEDFORD. ÚwÚ He :3 is as :33 fuww >_> of valour as >_> of ^.^ kindnyess; -UwU Pwincewy in >_> both. - -x3 Entew OwO the KING - -WESTMORELAND. :3 O UwU that ^-^ we :3 nyow xDD had here -But ^-^ onye >w< ten ^w^ thousand >_> of x3 those x3 men in ^.^ Engwand -:33 That ^-^ do nyo wowk xDD to-day! -^w^ KING. What's ^.^ he UwU that :3 wishes so? -UwU My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair UwU cousin; ->w< If ^-^ we awe OwO mawk'd ^-^ to x3 die, ^-^ we awe enow -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy ^.^ woss; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^-^ to live, -The fewew ^-^ men, OwO the gweatew share >_> of honyouw. -God's ^.^ wiww! I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ wish ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye man more. -By :33 Juv, I x3 am ^.^ nyot cuvtous uWu fow ^.^ gowd, -Nyow cawe I ^-^ who doth :33 feed x3 upon my ^-^ cost; -^w^ It >_< yeawns me ^.^ nyot ^-^ if x3 men my garments ;;w;; weaw; -Such >_> outwawd >w< things ÚwÚ dweww ^.^ nyot in my desiwes. -But ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to covet xDD honyouw, -I x3 am OwO the UwU most :3 offending ^w^ souw >_> awive. -No, :33 faith, my *shuffles closer* coz, ^w^ wish ^.^ nyot :3 a man ^-^ fwom Engwand. -God's :3 peace! I would ^.^ nyot wose OwO so gweat OwO an uWu honyouw -UwU As ^-^ onye man ^-^ mowe >w< methinks would share ^-^ fwom me ->_< Fow OwO the :33 best >w< hope I have. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ onye ;;w;; mowe! ->_< Wathew :3 pwocwaim it, Westmowewand, OwO thwough my OwO host, -:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath nyo stomach ^-^ to :3 this fight, ->_> Wet him :3 depawt; his uWu passpowt uWu shaww >w< be made, -And >w< cwowns uWu fow convoy >w< put OwO into his :3 puwse; -We would ^.^ nyot die in UwU that ÚwÚ man's >_> company -:33 That ^-^ feaws his OwO fewwowship ^-^ to die with ÚwÚ us. -:3 This :3 day :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the feast >_> of Crispian. -ÚwÚ He UwU that outlives :3 this day, ÚwÚ and comes xDD safe home, -uWu Wiww ^.^ stand :3 a >w< tip-toe when :3 this :3 day :3 is uWu nyam'd, -And ;;w;; wouse him at OwO the name >_> of Crispian. -ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu shaww live :3 this day, ÚwÚ and UwU see ^.^ owd ^-^ age, -uWu Wiww yeawwy uWu on OwO the vigiw feast his neighbours, -And uWu say 'To-mowwow :3 is x3 Saint x3 Cwispian.' -;;w;; Then uWu wiww ^.^ he OwO stwip his >_< sweeve ÚwÚ and show his OwO scaws, -And uWu say :3 'These wounds I xDD had uWu on Cwispian's day.' -Old x3 men forget; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ fowgot, -But :3 he'ww :33 wemembew, with advantages, -What feats ^.^ he >_> did UwU that day. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ ouw nyames, -x3 Famiwiaw in his OwO mouth as househowd words- -Hawwy OwO the ;;w;; King, Bedford ÚwÚ and ^.^ Exetew, -Warwick ÚwÚ and >_> Tawbot, ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Gloucester- -Be in theiw xDD fwowing ^-^ cups fweshwy rememb'red. -:3 This story uWu shaww OwO the good man teach his :3 son; -And ÚwÚ Cwispin Cwispian uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< go >_> by, -From :3 this :3 day ^-^ to OwO the OwO ending >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, -But ^-^ we in ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ wemembewed- -We few, ^-^ we x3 happy few, ^-^ we >_< band >_> of :3 bwothews; ->_< Fow ^.^ he OwO to-day UwU that ^-^ sheds his UwU bwood with me -:33 Shaww >w< be my brother; >w< be ^.^ he :33 nye'ew OwO so vile, -:3 This :3 day uWu shaww gentwe his >w< condition; -And gentlemen in ^.^ Engwand ;;w;; nyow-a-bed -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ think themsewves ;;w;; accuws'd uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, -And howd theiw manhoods UwU cheap whiwes ^-^ any ^-^ speaks -:33 That xDD fought with OwO us x3 upon x3 Saint Crispin's day. - -;;w;; We-entew SALISBURY - -SAWISBUWY. UwU My x3 suvweign lord, bestow yourself with :3 speed: -The xDD Fwench awe bravely in theiw ^.^ battwes set, -And uWu wiww with >w< aww :33 expedience chawge uWu on ÚwÚ us. -KING HENRY. ^-^ Aww >w< things awe ^w^ weady, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds >w< be ÚwÚ so. -WESTMORELAND. UwU Pewish OwO the man uWu whose :33 mind :3 is ;;w;; backwawd nyow! -KING HENRY. Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ mowe ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ coz? -WESTMORELAND. God's wiww, my UwU wiege! would you ÚwÚ and I xDD awonye, -Without ^-^ mowe help, :33 couwd fight :3 this :33 woyaw UwU battwe! -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ unwish'd five ^w^ thousand ^w^ men; -^w^ Which wikes me better than ^-^ to ^w^ wish OwO us ^w^ onye. -You xDD knyow >_> youw >_> pwaces. :3 God >w< be with you all! - ->w< Tucket. x3 Entew MONTJOY - -ÚwÚ MONTJOY. >w< Once ^-^ mowe I come ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> of ^.^ thee, UwU King ÚwÚ Hawwy, ->w< If uWu fow >w< thy >_< wansom :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 nyow compound, -Before >w< thy UwU most >_> assuwed uvwthwow; ->_< Fow cewtainwy :3 thou art OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >w< guwf -Thou ^.^ nyeeds >w< must >w< be >w< engwutted. UwU Besides, in >w< mewcy, -The ^w^ constabwe desires ÚwÚ thee :3 thou xDD wiwt :33 mind -x3 Thy followers >_> of ^-^ wepentance, UwU that theiw souws -May ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ peacefuw ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ sweet retire -From x3 off ^.^ these x3 fiewds, where, wwetches, theiw UwU poow OwO bodies -Must lie ÚwÚ and fester. -KING HENRY. OwO Who ;;w;; hath x3 sent ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyow? -ÚwÚ MONTJOY. The >w< Constabwe >_> of OwO Fwance. -KING HENRY. I pray ÚwÚ thee bear my fowmew ÚwÚ answew x3 back: -UwU Bid them ;;w;; achieve uWu me, ÚwÚ and then ;;w;; seww my >_< bonyes. -Good God! x3 why shouwd uWu they xDD mock UwU poow xDD fewwows ^.^ thus? -The man UwU that UwU once >_> did ;;w;; seww OwO the >_< wion's ^.^ skin -OwO Whiwe OwO the beast uWu wiv'd ÚwÚ was xDD kiww'd with x3 hunting >_> him. -OwO A many >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO bodies uWu shaww nyo x3 doubt -Find ÚwÚ nyative :3 gwaves; x3 upon OwO the which, I twust, -:33 Shaww witness live in brass >_> of :3 this UwU day's OwO wowk. -And x3 those UwU that xDD weave theiw ÚwÚ vawiant bones in UwU Fwance, -UwU Dying >_< wike ^-^ men, >w< though buwied in >_> youw dunghills, -^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be xDD fam'd; uWu fow there OwO the >_< sun uWu shaww gweet them -And dwaw theiw honours :3 weeking OwO up ^-^ to UwU heaven, -OwO Weaving theiw earthly pawts ^-^ to uWu choke >_> youw cwime, -The smell ^w^ wheweof uWu shaww breed :3 a pwague in OwO Fwance. ->_< Mawk then >_< abounding valour in ^-^ ouw Engwish, -That, being OwO dead, >_< wike ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ buwwet's gwazing -:33 Bweak >_< out OwO into :3 a uWu second ^-^ couwse >_> of UwU mischief, -xDD Kiwwing in wewapse >_> of mortality. ->_> Wet me speak ^.^ pwoudwy: tell OwO the >w< Constabwe -We awe uWu but ;;w;; wawwiows uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ wowking-day; -Our :33 gaynyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO giwt awe >w< aww besmirch'd -x3 With >w< wainy marching in OwO the painful OwO fiewd; -There's ^.^ nyot :3 a piece >_> of feathew in ^-^ ouw host- -Good ^.^ awgument, I hope, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwy- -And UwU time ;;w;; hath OwO wown OwO us OwO into >_< swuvnwy. -But, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; mass, ^-^ ouw hearts awe in OwO the trim; -And my UwU poow xDD sowdiews tell me ÚwÚ yet ewe night ->w< They'ww >w< be in fresher :33 wobes, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu wiww xDD pwuck -The ^.^ gay OwO nyew ;;w;; coats o'ew OwO the xDD Fwench sowdiews' :3 heads -And xDD tuwn them >_< out >_> of uWu sewvice. >w< If uWu they ^-^ do this- -As, ^-^ if :3 God please, uWu they shaww- my >_< wansom then -uWu Wiww >_> soon >w< be wevied. OwO Hewawd, :33 save :3 thou >w< thy ^-^ wabouw; -Come :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe uWu fow wansom, gentwe herald; -^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ have x3 nyonye, I sweaw, uWu but ^.^ these my :3 joints; -^w^ Which ^-^ if uWu they x3 have, as I uWu wiww xDD weave >w< 'em ;;w;; them, -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ yiewd them little, tell OwO the ;;w;; Constabwe. -ÚwÚ MONTJOY. I ^-^ shaww, UwU King Harry. And OwO so fare ÚwÚ thee weww: -Thou never ^-^ shawt hear xDD hewawd ^-^ any more. Exit -KING HENRY. I ;;w;; feaw :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU once ^-^ mowe come UwU again uWu fow :3 a uWu wansom. - -x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK - -^.^ YOWK. UwU My lord, UwU most humbly uWu on my knee I UwU beg -The leading >_> of OwO the vaward. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Take it, bwave ^w^ Yowk. Nyow, soldiers, mawch away; -And how :3 thou uWu pweasest, God, >_< dispose OwO the xDD day! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -The field >_> of ^-^ battwe - -Awawum. Excursions. x3 Entew FRENCH uWu SOWDIEW, :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and xDD BOY - -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Yield, cur! -FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ Je OwO pense OwO que ^.^ vous >_> etes ^-^ we OwO gentiwhomme ^.^ de >_< bonnye -:33 quawite. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Cawity! Cawen x3 o custuwe UwU me! Awt :3 thou :3 a gentweman? -What :3 is >w< thy name? :3 Discuss. -FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 O :33 Seignyeuw >w< Dieu! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :33 O, :3 Signyieuw Dew shouwd >w< be :3 a gentleman. -xDD Pewpend my x3 wowds, :3 O :3 Signyieuw :33 Dew, ÚwÚ and :33 mawk: -:3 O :3 Signyieuw :33 Dew, :3 thou >_< diest uWu on point >_> of ÚwÚ fox, -^-^ Except, :3 O >_> Signyieuw, :3 thou ^-^ do ^w^ give ^-^ to me -Egregious uWu wansom. -FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, prenez misewicowde; uWu ayez ;;w;; pitie ^.^ de ^.^ moi! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ Moy uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ sewve; I uWu wiww ^.^ have forty UwU moys; -Ow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch >w< thy :3 wim >_< out at >w< thy ^w^ thwoat -UwU In ^.^ dwops >_> of :3 cwimson bwood. -FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU Est-iw impossibwe ^-^ d'echappew uWu wa x3 fowce ^.^ de >_> ton bwas? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Brass, >w< cuw? -Thou damned ÚwÚ and >w< wuxuwious ^w^ mountain-goat, -Offew'st me brass? -FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, pawdonnyez-moi! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Say'st :3 thou me so? ^-^ Is UwU that :3 a >_> ton >_> of moys? -Come hithew, >w< boy; ÚwÚ ask me :3 this ^w^ swave in xDD Fwench -What :3 is his >w< nyame. ->_< BOY. UwU Ecoutez: :33 comment etes-vous ^w^ appewe? -FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 Monsieuw ^-^ we ;;w;; Few. ->_< BOY. ÚwÚ He :33 says his name :3 is ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Few. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Few! I'll xDD few ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and firk ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_< fewwet x3 him- -x3 discuss OwO the >_> same in xDD Fwench x3 unto >_> him. ->_< BOY. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the xDD Fwench uWu fow few, ÚwÚ and :3 fewwet, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fiwk. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU Bid him :3 pwepawe; uWu fow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut his >_< thwoat. -FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_< Que dit-iw, >w< monsieuw? ->_< BOY. ÚwÚ Iw me commande :3 a ^.^ vous x3 diwe OwO que ^.^ vous OwO faites ^.^ vous >_< pwet; caw ce -;;w;; sowdat xDD ici >_< est >_< dispose x3 tout :3 a >w< cette heuwe ^.^ de coupew uWu votwe ^w^ gowge. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Owy, UwU cuppewe gorge, >_> pewmafoy! -^.^ Peasant, unwess :3 thou ^w^ give me cwowns, bwave xDD cwowns; -Ow OwO mangwed ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be uWu by :3 this my ^w^ swowd. -FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, x3 je ^.^ vous uWu suppwie, pouw ^.^ w'amouw ^.^ de ^-^ Dieu, me -pawdonnyew! ^.^ Je >w< suis OwO gentiwhomme ^.^ de >_< bonnye ^-^ maison. >_< Gawdez ma vie, xDD et -x3 je ^.^ vous donnerai ^-^ deux cents ecus. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. What awe his wowds? ->_< BOY. ÚwÚ He uWu pways you ^-^ to :33 save his life; ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of :3 a good -OwO house, ÚwÚ and uWu fow his >_< wansom ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give you two ^-^ hundwed crowns. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Teww him my :3 fuwy uWu shaww ^w^ abate, ÚwÚ and I -The >w< cwowns uWu wiww take. -FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU Petit uWu monsieuw, OwO que OwO dit-iw? ->_< BOY. Encore qu'iw >_< est uWu contwe :3 son juwement ^.^ de OwO pawdonnyew aucun -;;w;; pwisonnyiew, OwO nyeamnyoins, pouw ^w^ wes :3 ecus OwO que ^.^ vous xDD w'avez x3 pwomis, UwU iw ->_< est ^.^ content :3 a ^.^ vous ^w^ donnyew uWu wa xDD wibewte, ^-^ we ^-^ fwanchisement. -FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU Suw :33 mes genyoux x3 je ^.^ vous >_< donnye mille >_< wemewcimens; xDD et -x3 je x3 m'estime heureux OwO que x3 je >w< suis ^-^ tombe entre ^w^ wes mains >_< d'un -^-^ chevawiew, x3 je OwO pense, ^-^ we xDD pwus brave, vaillant, xDD et twes UwU distingue -xDD seignyeuw d'Angwetewwe. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Expound x3 unto uWu me, ÚwÚ boy. ->_< BOY. ÚwÚ He gives you, x3 upon his knees, :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he -esteems ^-^ himsewf x3 happy UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of :3 onye- -as ^.^ he OwO thinks- OwO the UwU most brave, valorous, ÚwÚ and uWu thwice-wowthy -signieur >_> of Engwand. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As I x3 suck blood, I uWu wiww >w< some UwU mewcy show. -Follow >_> me. Exit ->_< BOY. ÚwÚ Suivez-vous ^-^ we gwand ;;w;; capitainye. Exit FRENCH SOLDIER -I >_> did never xDD knyow OwO so :33 fuww :3 a >w< voice xDD issue ^-^ fwom OwO so uWu empty :3 a >_> heawt; uWu but -OwO the ^.^ saying :3 is uWu twue- OwO the uWu empty vessel makes OwO the :3 gweatest :3 sound. -Bawdowph ÚwÚ and uWu Nym xDD had >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe valour than :3 this roaring -^w^ deviw >w< i' th' ^.^ owd play, UwU that every ^-^ onye ^-^ may OwO pawe his ^.^ nyaiws with :3 a -;;w;; wooden daggew; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe uWu both hang'd; ÚwÚ and OwO so would :3 this ^.^ be, ^-^ if -^.^ he durst >_< steaw ^w^ anything xDD adventuwouswy. I >w< must stay with OwO the -UwU wackeys, with OwO the luggage >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 camp. The xDD Fwench UwU might ^.^ have :3 a -good uWu pwey >_> of >w< us, ^-^ if ^.^ he knew >_> of xDD it; uWu fow there :3 is UwU nyonye ^-^ to guawd ^.^ it -uWu but >_< boys. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field >_> of ^-^ battwe - -x3 Entew :3 CONSTABWE, ORLEANS, >_> BOUWBON, :3 DAUPHIN, ÚwÚ and RAMBURES - -CONSTABWE. :3 O diable! ->w< OWWEANS. :3 O ;;w;; Seignyeuw! ^-^ we OwO jouw >_< est perdu, x3 tout >_< est ;;w;; pewdu! -;;w;; DAUPHIN. xDD Mowt ^-^ Dieu, ma vie! >w< aww :3 is >_> confounded, all! -uWu Wepwoach ÚwÚ and xDD evewwasting ÚwÚ shame -^w^ Sits >_> mocking in ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwumes. ;;w;; [A ^-^ showt awawum] -:3 O ^w^ mechante xDD fowtunye! Do ^.^ nyot run >_> away. -CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ Why, OwO an ^-^ ouw ^-^ wanks awe x3 bwoke. -;;w;; DAUPHIN. :3 O perdurable OwO shame! Let's :33 stab :33 ouwsewves. -Be ^.^ these OwO the wwetches UwU that ^-^ we >_> pway'd at dice xDD fow? ->w< OWWEANS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ;;w;; king ^-^ we x3 sent ^-^ to uWu fow his ransom? -^w^ BOUWBON. xDD Shame, ÚwÚ and eternal shame, nyothing uWu but OwO shame! ->_> Wet OwO us die in UwU honyouw: UwU once ^-^ mowe xDD back ÚwÚ again; -And ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot follow >_> Bouwbon nyow, ->_> Wet him >w< go x3 hence :3 and, with his ÚwÚ cap in hand -;;w;; Wike :3 a base ^.^ pandew, howd OwO the >w< chambew-doow ->w< Whiwst uWu by :3 a slave, nyo xDD gendew than my dog, -His ÚwÚ faiwest daughter :3 is UwU contaminyated. -CONSTABWE. Disorder, UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 spoiw'd >w< us, fwiend OwO us nyow! ->_> Wet OwO us uWu on ÚwÚ heaps >w< go :3 offew OwO up ^-^ ouw >w< wives. ->w< OWWEANS. We awe enow ÚwÚ yet :3 wiving in OwO the field -ÚwÚ To smothew OwO up OwO the Engwish in ^-^ ouw thwongs, ->w< If ^-^ any owdew UwU might >w< be ^w^ thought upon. -^w^ BOUWBON. The ^w^ deviw UwU take owdew nyow! I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ thwong. ->_> Wet life >w< be showt, ewse ÚwÚ shame uWu wiww >w< be xDD too UwU wong. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - -Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, with prisoners; ÚwÚ EXETEW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -KING HENRY. ^.^ Weww ^.^ have ^-^ we >_< donye, uWu thwice-vawiant countwymen; -But all's ^.^ nyot donye- ÚwÚ yet ^-^ keep OwO the xDD Fwench OwO the fiewd. -EXETER. The UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. -KING HENRY. Wives >_< he, good uncle? >w< Thwice within :3 this hour -I ^-^ saw him ;;w;; down; ÚwÚ thwice OwO up uWu again, ÚwÚ and fighting; -From >_> hewmet ^-^ to OwO the xDD spuw >w< aww UwU bwood ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. -EXETER. UwU In ;;w;; which awway, bwave ^-^ sowdiew, doth ^.^ he lie -OwO Wawding OwO the ;;w;; pwain; ÚwÚ and uWu by his bwoody >w< side, -Yoke-fewwow ^-^ to his x3 honyouw-owing uWu wounds, -The x3 nyobwe Eaww >_> of >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ awso wies. ->_> Suffowk ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ died; ÚwÚ and Yowk, >w< aww haggled over, -x3 Comes ^-^ to ^w^ him, xDD whewe in ÚwÚ gowe ^.^ he uWu way UwU insteeped, -And ^-^ takes him uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ beawd, OwO kisses OwO the gashes -:33 That >_> bwoodiwy >_> did ÚwÚ yawn x3 upon his ;;w;; face, -ÚwÚ He x3 cwies ;;w;; awoud 'Tarry, my cousin ÚwÚ Suffowk. -UwU My ^w^ souw uWu shaww UwU thinye ^-^ keep >_> company ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; -^.^ Tawwy, ^w^ sweet >_> souw, uWu fow ÚwÚ minye, then UwU fwy OwO abweast; -UwU As in :3 this ^w^ gwowious ÚwÚ and xDD weww-foughten field -We ^-^ kept >_> togethew in ^-^ ouw chivawwy.' -:3 Upon ^.^ these uWu wowds I came ÚwÚ and cheer'd him up; -ÚwÚ He smiw'd me in OwO the ;;w;; face, ^w^ waught me his ;;w;; hand, -And, with :3 a feebwe grip, :33 says >_< 'Deaw my lord, -ÚwÚ Commend my service ^-^ to my >_> suvweign.' -^w^ So >_> did ^.^ he turn, ÚwÚ and xDD uvw Suffowk's neck -ÚwÚ He >w< thwew his >_< wounded arm ÚwÚ and kiss'd his lips; -And so, espous'd ^-^ to >_< death, with UwU bwood ^.^ he seal'd -OwO A >_< testament >_> of noble-ending wuv. -The pwetty ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet manner >_> of ^.^ it fowc'd -Those UwU watews ^-^ fwom me ;;w;; which I would ^.^ have ;;w;; stopp'd; -But I xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much >_> of man in uWu me, -And >w< aww my mothew came OwO into >_< minye eyes -And >_> gave me OwO up ^-^ to uWu teaws. -KING HENRY. I blame you not; ->_< Fow, hearing this, I >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce compound -x3 With >_< mistfuw >_> eyes, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu wiww xDD issue ^w^ too. [Alarum] -But xDD hawk! what OwO nyew :3 awawum :3 is :3 this same? -The xDD Fwench ^.^ have weinfowc'd theiw scattew'd ^-^ men. -;;w;; Then every sowdiew :33 kiww his prisoners; ->w< Give OwO the >_> wowd UwU thwough. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - -x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and :3 GOWEW - -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Kiww OwO the :33 poys ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD wuggage! ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ expwesswy x3 against OwO the -OwO waw >_> of arms; 'tis as :33 awwant :3 a piece >_> of ÚwÚ knyavewy, mark you nyow, as -can >w< be >w< offewt; in >_> youw ^.^ conscience, nyow, :3 is ^.^ it not? -UwU GOWEW. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 boy weft x3 awive; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> cowawdwy ->_> wascaws UwU that ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ battwe UwU ha' x3 donye :3 this swaughtew; -ÚwÚ besides, uWu they ^.^ have burned ÚwÚ and xDD cawwied away >w< aww UwU that ÚwÚ was in OwO the -King's tent; xDD whewefowe OwO the UwU King UwU most :3 wowthiwy ;;w;; hath caus'd every -sowdiew ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut his pwisonyew's >_< thwoat. :33 O, 'tis :3 a x3 gawwant >_< King! -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU pown at xDD Monmouth, x3 Captain :33 Gowew. What caww you -OwO the x3 town's name xDD whewe ^-^ Awexandew OwO the UwU Pig ÚwÚ was :3 bown? -UwU GOWEW. ^-^ Awexandew OwO the x3 Gweat. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ Why, I pray you, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ 'pig' great? The OwO pig, ^w^ ow >_> gweat, -^w^ ow OwO the >w< mighty, ^w^ ow OwO the OwO huge, ^w^ ow OwO the UwU magnyanyimous, awe >w< aww ^-^ onye -x3 weckonyings, :33 save OwO the ^.^ phwase :3 is :3 a wittwe >w< vawiations. -UwU GOWEW. I ÚwÚ think ^-^ Awexandew OwO the Great ÚwÚ was :3 bown in ÚwÚ Macedon; his fathew -ÚwÚ was called ;;w;; Phiwip >_> of :33 Macedon, as I UwU take it. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is in >_< Macedon xDD whewe ^-^ Awexandew :3 is porn. I tell -you, x3 Captain, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ wook in OwO the ÚwÚ maps >_> of OwO the :33 'owwd, I ;;w;; wawwant you -;;w;; saww find, in OwO the comparisons :3 between >_< Macedon ÚwÚ and xDD Monmouth, UwU that -OwO the situations, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 is uWu both alike. Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> wivew in -ÚwÚ Macedon; ÚwÚ and there :3 is ÚwÚ awso xDD moweuvw :3 a >_> wivew at x3 Monmouth; ^.^ it :3 is -xDD caww'd x3 Wye at xDD Monmouth, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is >_< out >_> of my xDD pwains what :3 is OwO the -name >_> of OwO the uWu othew :3 wivew; uWu but 'tis >w< aww one, 'tis alike as my -fingers :3 is ^-^ to my ^w^ fingews, ÚwÚ and there :3 is ^.^ sawmons in >_> both. >w< If you -mark Alexander's life well, Hawwy >_> of ÚwÚ Monmouth's life :3 is come -aftew ^.^ it indifferent ;;w;; weww; uWu fow there :3 is :33 figuwes in >w< aww ;;w;; things. -Alexander- :3 God knows, ÚwÚ and you >_> knyow- in his rages, ÚwÚ and his furies, -ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; wwaths, ÚwÚ and his OwO chowews, ÚwÚ and his ^.^ moods, ÚwÚ and his -displeasures, ÚwÚ and his ^.^ indignyations, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awso being :3 a wittwe -intoxicates in his uWu pwains, :33 did, in his ales ÚwÚ and his ^-^ angews, ÚwÚ wook -you, :33 kiww his :33 best OwO fwiend, Cleitus. -UwU GOWEW. Our ;;w;; king :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike him in ÚwÚ that: ^.^ he never xDD kiww'd ^-^ any >_> of his ->_< fwiends. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww >_< donye, mark you nyow, ^-^ to UwU take OwO the tales >_< out ->_> of my OwO mouth ewe ^.^ it :3 is :3 made ÚwÚ and finyished. I speak uWu but in OwO the -:33 figuwes ÚwÚ and comparisons >_> of xDD it; as ^-^ Awexandew xDD kiww'd his fwiend -^w^ Cweitus, being in his ales ÚwÚ and his >_< cups, OwO so ÚwÚ awso Hawwy xDD Monmouth, -being in his ^.^ wight xDD wits ÚwÚ and his good ;;w;; judgments, tuwn'd away OwO the -UwU fat x3 knyight with OwO the gweat :33 bewwy ^-^ doubwet; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :33 fuww >_> of jests, -ÚwÚ and gipes, ÚwÚ and :33 knyavewies, ÚwÚ and mocks; I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot his >w< nyame. -UwU GOWEW. Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :33 That :3 is ^w^ he. I'll tell you there :3 is good x3 men UwU pown at ->_< Monmouth. -UwU GOWEW. ;;w;; Hewe comes his Majesty. - -Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, >w< WAWWICK, GWOUCESTEW, -ÚwÚ EXETEW, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with ;;w;; pwisonyews. ^w^ Fwouwish - -KING HENRY. I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 angwy >_< since I came ^-^ to Fwance -^.^ Untiw :3 this >w< instant. ;;w;; Take :3 a ^.^ twumpet, x3 hewawd, -Ride :3 thou x3 unto OwO the :33 howsemen uWu on yond ;;w;; hiww; ->w< If uWu they uWu wiww fight with >w< us, ;;w;; bid them come ;;w;; down -Ow UwU void OwO the OwO fiewd; uWu they ^-^ do offend ^-^ ouw ^w^ sight. ->w< If they'll ^-^ do neither, ^-^ we uWu wiww come ^-^ to them -And ^-^ make them >_> skiww away as swift as >w< stonyes -Enfowced ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ owd Assywian :33 swings; -UwU Besides, ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ cut OwO the throats >_> of x3 those ^-^ we x3 have, -And ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of them UwU that ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU take -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ taste ^-^ ouw uWu mewcy. uWu Go ÚwÚ and tell them ÚwÚ so. - -x3 Entew MONTJOY - -EXETER. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the xDD hewawd >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, my ^.^ wiege. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. His eyes awe humbler than uWu they :33 us'd ^-^ to UwU be. -KING HENRY. OwO How nyow! What :3 means this, hewawd? uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot -:33 That I ^.^ have xDD fin'd ^.^ these bones >_> of >_< minye uWu fow ransom? -Com'st :3 thou UwU again uWu fow ransom? -ÚwÚ MONTJOY. No, gweat x3 King; -I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu fow chawitabwe ;;w;; wicence, -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may ÚwÚ wandew o'ew :3 this bwoody field -ÚwÚ To book ^-^ ouw OwO dead, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to :33 buwy them; -ÚwÚ To sort ^-^ ouw nobles ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^w^ common ^w^ men; ->_< Fow many >_> of ^-^ ouw princes- >_> woe OwO the while!- -Wie ÚwÚ dwown'd ÚwÚ and OwO soak'd in x3 mewcenyawy bwood; -^w^ So ^-^ do ^-^ ouw UwU vuwgaw ^-^ dwench theiw >_> peasant wimbs -UwU In UwU bwood >_> of OwO pwinces; ÚwÚ and theiw >_< wounded steeds -Fret fetlock ^-^ deep in uWu gowe, ÚwÚ and with wiwd ;;w;; wage -x3 Yewk >_< out theiw UwU awmed ^.^ heews at theiw UwU dead masters, -xDD Kiwwing them twice. :33 O, ^w^ give OwO us leave, gweat ;;w;; King, -ÚwÚ To view OwO the field in >w< safety, ÚwÚ and >_< dispose -x3 Of theiw UwU dead :3 bodies! -KING HENRY. I tell ÚwÚ thee truly, x3 hewawd, -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^-^ if OwO the :3 day >w< be ^w^ ouws ^w^ ow no; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ yet :3 a many >_> of >_> youw :33 howsemen ;;w;; peew -And ^w^ gawwop o'ew OwO the fiewd. -ÚwÚ MONTJOY. The :3 day :3 is ^w^ youws. -KING HENRY. Praised >w< be God, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw UwU stwength, uWu fow ^.^ it! -What :3 is :3 this castle xDD caww'd UwU that ^-^ stands ^-^ hawd ^-^ by? -ÚwÚ MONTJOY. ^.^ They caww ^.^ it ^-^ Agincouwt. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then caww ^-^ we :3 this OwO the field >_> of xDD Agincouwt, -Fought uWu on OwO the :3 day >_> of ÚwÚ Cwispin ^w^ Cwispianyus. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your ÚwÚ gwandfathew >_> of :3 famous memory, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw -uWu Majesty, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ gweat-uncwe >_< Edwawd OwO the Pwack Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, -as I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead in OwO the uWu chwonyicwes, xDD fought :3 a UwU most ^-^ pwave xDD pattwe here -in OwO Fwance. -KING HENRY. ^.^ They :33 did, >_> Fwuewwen. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your uWu Majesty :33 says vewy true; ^-^ if >_> youw uWu Majesties :3 is -xDD wememb'wed >_> of it, OwO the ^-^ Wewshmen >_> did good service in garden xDD whewe -;;w;; weeks >_> did >_< gwow, wearing ;;w;; weeks in theiw UwU Monmouth ^.^ caps; ;;w;; which >_> youw -uWu Majesty xDD knyow ^-^ to :3 this hour :3 is OwO an honyouwabwe badge >_> of OwO the ^-^ sewvice; -ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do believe >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ takes nyo :33 scown ^-^ to wear OwO the >_> week -x3 upon x3 Saint Tavy's day. -KING HENRY. I wear ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a UwU memowabwe >_> honyouw; ->_< Fow I x3 am Welsh, you >w< knyow, good countwyman. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^-^ Aww OwO the >w< watew in x3 Wye cannyot wash >_> youw :33 Majesty's x3 Wewsh -^-^ pwood >_< out >_> of >_> youw ^-^ pody, I can tell you ;;w;; that. ^-^ Got pless ^.^ it ÚwÚ and -OwO pwesewve ^.^ it as wong as ^.^ it pweases his OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and his uWu Majesty OwO too! -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Thanks, good my countwyman. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By ^-^ Jeshu, I x3 am >_> youw :33 Majesty's x3 countwyman, cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ who -xDD knyow xDD it; I uWu wiww x3 confess ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the 'orld: I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be -asham'd >_> of >_> youw uWu Majesty, praised >w< be >w< Got, OwO so wong as >_> youw uWu Majesty -:3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. - -x3 Entew WILLIAMS - -KING HENRY. :3 God ^-^ keep me so! Our heralds >w< go with UwU him: ->_< Bwing me ^.^ just nyotice >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU dead -uWu On uWu both ^-^ ouw pawts. ^-^ Caww :33 yondew :3 fewwow hithew. ->_< Exeunt heralds with MONTJOY -EXETER. ^w^ Sowdiew, you >w< must come ^-^ to OwO the King. -KING HENRY. ^w^ Sowdiew, x3 why wear'st :3 thou UwU that :3 gwuv in >w< thy ^-^ cap? -WILLIAMS. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, 'tis OwO the :3 gage >_> of ^-^ onye UwU that I -shouwd fight ^-^ withaw, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be >_> awive. -KING HENRY. An Engwishman? -WILLIAMS. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, :3 a >w< wascaw UwU that :3 swaggew'd with me -last >_< nyight; :3 who, ^-^ if UwU 'a live ÚwÚ and >w< evew dare ^-^ to challenge :3 this -x3 gwuv, I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to UwU take him :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' >_> eaw; ^w^ ow ^-^ if I can UwU see -my :3 gwuv in his ÚwÚ cap- ;;w;; which ^.^ he x3 swowe, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, ^.^ he -would wear ^-^ if awive- I uWu wiww strike ^.^ it >_< out soundly. -KING HENRY. What ÚwÚ think you, x3 Captain xDD Fwuewwen, :3 is ^.^ it x3 fit :3 this -sowdiew ^-^ keep his >_> oath? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a ^-^ cwaven ÚwÚ and :3 a villain ewse, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw -uWu Majesty, in my >_< conscience. -KING HENRY. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be his enemy :3 is :3 a gentlemen >_> of gweat sort, ^-^ quite -^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ answew >_> of his degree. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be as good :3 a ^-^ gentweman as OwO the uWu Deviw ;;w;; is, as -:3 Wucifiew ÚwÚ and ^.^ Bewzebub himself, ^.^ it :3 is UwU nyecessawy, ÚwÚ wook >_> youw Gwace, -UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ keep his x3 vow ÚwÚ and his >_> oath; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be uWu pewjuw'd, UwU see you -nyow, his weputation :3 is as :33 awwant :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ Jacksauce as ->w< evew his bwack :33 shoe >w< twod x3 upon God's gwound ÚwÚ and his :3 eawth, in my -^.^ conscience, wa. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then ^-^ keep >w< thy vow, ÚwÚ siwwah, when :3 thou ;;w;; meet'st OwO the -fewwow. -WILLIAMS. ^w^ So I :3 Wiww, my UwU wiege, as I wive. -KING HENRY. OwO Who >_< sewv'st :3 thou >_< undew? -WILLIAMS. ^.^ Undew x3 Captain >w< Gowew, my ^.^ wiege. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :33 Gowew :3 is :3 a good captain, ÚwÚ and :3 is good knowledge ÚwÚ and -witewatuwed in OwO the ;;w;; waws. -KING HENRY. ^-^ Caww him UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, sowdiew. -WILLIAMS. I wiww, my ^.^ wiege. Exit -KING HENRY. Here, Fwuewwen; wear :3 thou :3 this :3 favouw uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stick -^.^ it in >w< thy xDD cap; when ;;w;; Awencon ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; down togethew, I -UwU pwuck'd :3 this :3 gwuv ^-^ fwom his helm. >w< If ^-^ any man challenge this, ^.^ he -:3 is :3 a fwiend ^-^ to ;;w;; Awencon ÚwÚ and OwO an enemy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ pewson; ^-^ if :3 thou -uWu encountew ^-^ any :33 such, ^.^ appwehend ^w^ him, OwO an :3 thou OwO dost me wuv. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your OwO Gwace OwO does me as gweat honours as can >w< be >w< desiw'd in -OwO the hearts >_> of his ^.^ subjects. I would fain UwU see OwO the man UwU that >_> has uWu but -two >w< wegs UwU that uWu shaww find ^-^ himsewf >_< aggwief'd at :3 this x3 gwuv, UwU that :3 is -uWu aww; uWu but I would fain UwU see ^.^ it once, OwO an >w< pwease :3 God >_> of his OwO gwace -UwU that I UwU might :3 see. -KING HENRY. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou Gowew? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is my dear OwO fwiend, OwO an >w< pwease you. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, >w< go >w< seek ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and bwing him ^-^ to my >w< tent. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch >_> him. Exit -KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of Warwick ÚwÚ and my bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, -Follow Fwuewwen cwosewy at OwO the heels; -The :3 gwuv ;;w;; which I ^.^ have >w< given him uWu fow :3 a :3 favouw -May uWu hapwy ^-^ puwchase him :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' OwO eaw. -^w^ It :3 is OwO the >_> sowdiew's: OwO I, uWu by :3 bawgain, shouwd -OwO Weaw ^.^ it ^-^ mysewf. OwO Fowwow, good cousin xDD Wawwick; ->w< If UwU that OwO the sowdiew strike ^w^ him, as I ;;w;; judge -By his >w< bwunt beawing ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ keep his ;;w;; wowd, -uWu Some ^w^ sudden mischief ^-^ may xDD awise >_> of xDD it; ->_< Fow I ^-^ do xDD knyow Fwuewwen :3 vawiant, -And ^w^ touch'd with chowew, ^.^ hot as >_< gunpowdew, -And >_> quickwy uWu wiww xDD wetuwn OwO an >w< injuwy; -OwO Fowwow, ÚwÚ and UwU see there >w< be nyo harm :3 between ^.^ them. -uWu Go you with uWu me, uncwe >_> of >_> Exetew. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VIII. -Before KING HENRY'S :33 PAVIWION - -x3 Entew :3 GOWEW ÚwÚ and WILLIAMS - -WILLIAMS. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to x3 knyight you, uWu Captain. - -x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN - -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. God's uWu wiww ÚwÚ and his pweasuwe, x3 Captain, I uWu beseech you nyow, -come uWu apace ^-^ to OwO the >_< King: there :3 is ^-^ mowe good towawd you -peradventure than :3 is in >_> youw knowledge ^-^ to ^-^ dweam >_> of. -WILLIAMS. >_> Siw, xDD knyow you :3 this glove? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. xDD Knyow OwO the glove? I xDD knyow OwO the :3 gwuv :3 is :3 a glove. -WILLIAMS. I xDD knyow ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus I challenge it. >w< [Stwikes xDD him] -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. uWu 'Sbwood, OwO an :33 awwant >_> twaitow as x3 any's in OwO the unyivewsaw -UwU wowwd, ^w^ ow in UwU Fwance, ^w^ ow in :33 Engwand! -UwU GOWEW. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! you viwwain! -WILLIAMS. Do you ÚwÚ think I'll >w< be >_> fowswown? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Stand ^w^ away, x3 Captain OwO Gowew; I uWu wiww ^w^ give uWu tweason his -;;w;; payment OwO into plows, I ;;w;; wawwant you. -WILLIAMS. I x3 am nyo ^-^ twaitow. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^.^ That's :3 a lie in >w< thy >_< thwoat. I chawge you in his :33 Majesty's -uWu nyame, ^.^ appwehend UwU him: :33 he's :3 a fwiend >_> of OwO the UwU Duke Alencon's. - -x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW - -:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow! how nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. UwU My Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, here UwU is- praised >w< be :3 God uWu fow it!- :3 a -UwU most xDD contagious uWu tweason come ^-^ to >_< wight, ÚwÚ wook you, as you uWu shaww -desiwe in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's day. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is his Majesty. - -x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and EXETEW - -KING HENRY. OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. UwU My UwU wiege, here :3 is :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< twaitow, UwU that, ÚwÚ wook ->_> youw Gwace, >_> has struck OwO the :3 gwuv ;;w;; which >_> youw uWu Majesty :3 is UwU take >_< out ->_> of OwO the >_> hewmet >_> of xDD Awencon. -WILLIAMS. UwU My UwU wiege, :3 this ÚwÚ was my >w< gwuv: here :3 is OwO the :3 fewwow >_> of xDD it; -ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to in >_> change OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to wear ^.^ it in his -xDD cap; I OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to strike him ^-^ if ^.^ he did; I met :3 this man with my -:3 gwuv in his xDD cap, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >_< been as good as my :33 wowd. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your uWu Majesty hear nyow, saving >_> youw :33 Majesty's manhood, -what OwO an :33 awwant, rascally, beggarly, wousy ^.^ knyave ^.^ it >_> is; I >w< hope ->_> youw uWu Majesty :3 is peaw me OwO testimony ÚwÚ and ;;w;; witnyess, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww -UwU avouchment, UwU that :3 this :3 is OwO the :3 gwuv >_> of ;;w;; Awencon UwU that >_> youw uWu Majesty -:3 is ^w^ give me; in >_> youw ^.^ conscience, OwO nyow. -KING HENRY. >w< Give me >w< thy x3 gwuv, sowdiew; look, here :3 is OwO the :3 fewwow >_> of -it. -ÚwÚ 'Twas OwO I, :3 indeed, :3 thou >w< pwomised'st ^-^ to ^.^ stwike, -And :3 thou x3 hast >w< given me UwU most :33 bittew tewms. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. An >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, let his neck ÚwÚ answew uWu fow it, ^-^ if -there :3 is ^-^ any martial OwO waw in OwO the world. -KING HENRY. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ make me UwU satisfaction? -WILLIAMS. ^-^ Aww UwU offences, my lord, come ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> heawt; never came -^-^ any ^-^ fwom >_< minye UwU that UwU might offend >_> youw Majesty. -KING HENRY. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ouwsewf :3 thou didst UwU abuse. -WILLIAMS. Your uWu Majesty came ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu youwsewf: you appeaw'd ^-^ to me -uWu but as :3 a ^w^ common >w< man; witness OwO the night, >_> youw x3 gawments, >_> youw -^-^ wowwinyess; ÚwÚ and what >_> youw Highness suffer'd uWu undew UwU that ^-^ shape I -uWu beseech you UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw >_> own UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot mine; uWu fow xDD had you ->_< been as I took you for, I :3 made nyo UwU offence; ^.^ thewefowe, I uWu beseech ->_> youw Highness pawdon >_> me. -KING HENRY. Here, uncwe ^.^ Exetew, fiww :3 this :3 gwuv with cwowns, -And ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 this fewwow. Keep it, fellow; -And wear ^.^ it uWu fow OwO an uWu honyouw in >w< thy ÚwÚ cap -;;w;; Tiww I ^-^ do challenge it. >w< Give him OwO the xDD cwowns; -And, x3 Captain, you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be fwiends with >_> him. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By :3 this :3 day ÚwÚ and :3 this >_< wight, OwO the :3 fewwow >_> has mettle enough -in his belly: >_< howd, there :3 is twewve ;;w;; pence uWu fow OwO you; ÚwÚ and I pray you -^-^ to sewve God, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep you >_< out >_> of xDD pwawws, ÚwÚ and >w< pwabbwes, ÚwÚ and -:33 quawwews, ÚwÚ and >_< dissensions, :3 and, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the better -uWu fow you. -WILLIAMS. I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^-^ monyey. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is with :3 a good wiww; I can tell you ^.^ it uWu wiww sewve you -^-^ to OwO mend >_> youw ^-^ shoes. ^w^ Come, xDD whewefowe shouwd you >w< be OwO so pashfuw? -Your ÚwÚ shoes :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 good. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good UwU siwwing, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^w^ ow -I uWu wiww >_> change it. - -x3 Entew OwO an >_> ENGWISH ÚwÚ HEWAWD - -KING HENRY. Nyow, x3 hewawd, awe OwO the UwU dead numb'red? -^w^ HEWAWD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the >_< swaught'wed OwO Fwench. -^.^ [Gives :3 a >_> papew] -KING HENRY. What prisoners >_> of good sort awe >w< taken, uncle? -EXETER. Charles UwU Duke >_> of OwO Owweans, nyephew ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; -uWu John UwU Duke >_> of Bouwbon, ÚwÚ and Wowd Bouciquawt; -x3 Of uWu othew uWu wowds ÚwÚ and >_> bawons, knyights ÚwÚ and :3 squiwes, ->w< Fuww ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed, >w< besides ^w^ common ^-^ men. -KING HENRY. :3 This ^-^ nyote doth tell me >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand xDD Fwench -:33 That in OwO the field lie slain; >_> of princes in :3 this ^w^ nyumbew, -And nobles beawing banners, there lie UwU dead ->_< Onye ^-^ hundwed uWu twenty-six; ÚwÚ added ^-^ to :33 these, -x3 Of knights, esquiwes, ÚwÚ and x3 gawwant gentlemen, -OwO Eight ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw hundwed; >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which -^.^ Five ^-^ hundwed ;;w;; wewe uWu but yesterday dubb'd uWu knyights. -^w^ So UwU that, in ^.^ these >w< ten ^w^ thousand uWu they ^.^ have lost, -Thewe awe uWu but UwU sixteen ^-^ hundwed mercenaries; -The west awe princes, >_> bawons, x3 wowds, knights, :3 squiwes, -And gentlemen >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and quality. -The >_< nyames >_> of x3 those theiw nobles UwU that lie uWu dead: -Charles Delabreth, High >w< Constabwe >_> of xDD Fwance; ->w< Jaques >_> of >_> Chatiwwon, :3 Admiwaw >_> of xDD Fwance; -The ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO the >_< cwoss-bows, Wowd ÚwÚ Wambuwes; -Great ^-^ Mastew >_> of UwU Fwance, OwO the bwave Sir :3 Guichawd Dowphin; -uWu John UwU Duke >_> of Alencon; Antony UwU Duke >_> of Bwabant, -The bwothew ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Burgundy; -And >_< Edwawd UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Baw. x3 Of >w< wusty >_< eawws, -OwO Gwandpwe ÚwÚ and Roussi, Fauconbridge ÚwÚ and :3 Foix, -:3 Beaumont ÚwÚ and uWu Mawwe, OwO Vaudemont ÚwÚ and >w< Westwake. -;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was :3 a :33 woyaw OwO fewwowship >_> of >_< death! -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish ;;w;; dead? -[HEWAWD pwesents another >_> papew] ->_< Edwawd OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, OwO the Eaww >_> of Suffowk, -Sir Richard x3 Kikewy, Davy OwO Gam, :33 Esquiwe; -None ewse >_> of ;;w;; nyame; ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< aww uWu othew x3 men -But five ÚwÚ and uWu twenty. :3 O God, >w< thy arm ÚwÚ was :3 hewe! -And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< us, uWu but ^-^ to >w< thy arm xDD awonye, ->_> Ascwibe ^-^ we all. ^w^ When, ^-^ without stwatagem, -But in ;;w;; pwain shock ÚwÚ and x3 even xDD pway >_> of battwe, ->_> Was >w< evew OwO knyown OwO so gweat ÚwÚ and wittwe ;;w;; wos -uWu On ^-^ onye part ÚwÚ and uWu on th' other? ;;w;; Take it, God, ->_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but >w< thinye. -EXETER. ^.^ 'Tis wondewfuw! -KING HENRY. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we in x3 pwocession ^-^ to OwO the :3 viwwage; -And >w< be ^.^ it death >_< pwocwaimed OwO thwough ^-^ ouw host -ÚwÚ To boast >_> of :3 this ^w^ ow UwU take UwU that UwU pwaise ^-^ fwom :3 God -^w^ Which :3 is his :33 onwy. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot lawful, OwO an >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, ^-^ to tell how -many :3 is ^-^ kiww'd? -KING HENRY. x3 Yes, Captain; uWu but with :3 this OwO acknyowwedgment, -:33 That :3 God xDD fought uWu fow ÚwÚ us. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Yes, my ^.^ conscience, ^.^ he >_> did OwO us gweat :33 good. -KING HENRY. Do ^-^ we >w< aww holy uWu wites: ->_> Wet there >w< be uWu sung >w< 'Nyon >_> nyobis' ÚwÚ and 'Te Deum'; -The UwU dead with charity enclos'd in :33 cway- -And then ^-^ to OwO Cawais; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand then; -:3 Whewe :33 nye'ew ^-^ fwom Fwance awwiv'd ^-^ mowe x3 happy ^-^ men. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. PROLOGUE. - -x3 Entew CHORUS - -CHORUS. Vouchsafe ^-^ to x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead OwO the story -:33 That I ^-^ may :3 pwompt them; ÚwÚ and >_> of such as x3 have, -I humbly pray them ^-^ to UwU admit th' ;;w;; excuse -x3 Of UwU time, >_> of numbers, ÚwÚ and :3 due ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO things, -^w^ Which cannyot in theiw huge ÚwÚ and pwopew life -Be here presented. Nyow ^-^ we bear OwO the UwU King -Towawd >w< Cawais. >_> Gwant him ^.^ thewe. Thewe ^.^ seen, ->w< Heave him away x3 upon >_> youw >w< winged >_> thoughts -UwU Athwawt OwO the >_> sea. >_< Behowd, OwO the Engwish :3 beach -Pawes in OwO the flood with ^-^ men, with x3 wives, ÚwÚ and uWu boys, -uWu Whose shouts ÚwÚ and :33 cwaps out-voice OwO the deep-mouth'd >_< sea, ->w< Which, >_< wike :3 a :3 mighty >_> whiffwew, fowe OwO the UwU King -xDD Seems ^-^ to :33 pwepawe his way. ^w^ So let him wand, -And solemnly UwU see him xDD set uWu on ^-^ to Wondon. -^w^ So swift :3 a pace ;;w;; hath ^w^ thought UwU that x3 even :3 nyow -You ^-^ may ÚwÚ imaginye him x3 upon ;;w;; Bwackheath; -:3 Whewe UwU that his uWu wowds desiwe him ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye -His uWu bwuised >_> hewmet ÚwÚ and his uWu bended >_< swowd -Before him OwO thwough OwO the :33 city. ÚwÚ He ^-^ fowbids it, ->_> Being free ^-^ fwom vainnyess ÚwÚ and sewf-gwowious pwide; -UwU Giving :33 fuww twophy, :3 signyaw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ostent, -OwO Quite ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to God. But :3 nyow >w< behowd -UwU In OwO the uWu quick ;;w;; fowge ÚwÚ and OwO wowking-house >_> of thought, -OwO How UwU Wondon doth pouw >_< out xDD hew ;;w;; citizens! -The >_< mayow ÚwÚ and >w< aww his ;;w;; bwethwen in :33 best >w< sowt- -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the xDD senyatows >_> of th' >_> antique Wome, -x3 With OwO the >_< pwebeians swawming at theiw heels- -uWu Go :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch theiw :3 conqu'wing Caesar in; -As, uWu by :3 a wowew uWu but :33 woving ÚwÚ wikewihood, -Were :3 nyow OwO the x3 Genyewaw >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< gwacious ;;w;; Empwess- -UwU As in good UwU time ^.^ he :3 may- ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand ^w^ coming, -Bwinging webewwion broached uWu on his ;;w;; swowd, -OwO How many would OwO the ^w^ peacefuw :33 city ;;w;; quit -ÚwÚ To ^-^ wewcome :3 him! ^.^ Much :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and >w< much ^-^ mowe ^-^ cause, -OwO Did uWu they :3 this Harry. Nyow in UwU Wondon place x3 him- -UwU As ÚwÚ yet OwO the xDD wamentation >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench -ÚwÚ Invites OwO the UwU King >_> of England's stay at >_< home; -The Emperor's UwU coming in behawf >_> of Fwance -ÚwÚ To owdew xDD peace :3 between them; ÚwÚ and x3 omit -^-^ Aww OwO the UwU occuwwences, ^.^ whatevew :33 chanc'd, -;;w;; Tiww OwO Hawwy's uWu back-wetuwn UwU again ^-^ to OwO Fwance. -Thewe >w< must ^-^ we bwing him; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_> pway'd -The >w< intewim, uWu by OwO wememb'wing you 'tis ^.^ past. -;;w;; Then ^.^ bwook ^-^ abwidgment; ÚwÚ and >_> youw eyes >w< advance, -:33 Aftew >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, straight xDD back UwU again ^-^ to OwO Fwance. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO Fwance. The Engwish ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and :3 GOWEW - -UwU GOWEW. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ^-^ wight; uWu but x3 why wear you >_> youw >_> week uWu to-day? x3 Saint ->w< Davy's :3 day :3 is ^.^ past. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Thewe :3 is >w< occasions ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ causes x3 why ÚwÚ and xDD whewefowe in >w< aww -;;w;; things. I uWu wiww tell you, ;;w;; ass my OwO fwiend, x3 Captain Gowew: OwO the -rascally, xDD scawd, beggarly, ÚwÚ wousy, pragging >_< knyave, Pistow- ;;w;; which -you ÚwÚ and yourself ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be nyo x3 pettew than :3 a -fewwow, ÚwÚ wook you nyow, >_> of nyo merits- ^.^ he :3 is come ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and prings -me >w< pwead ÚwÚ and salt x3 yestewday, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me xDD eat my ;;w;; week; ^.^ it -ÚwÚ was in :3 a place xDD whewe I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot breed nyo ^-^ contendon with him; uWu but -I uWu wiww >w< be OwO so bowd as ^-^ to wear ^.^ it in my ÚwÚ cap ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see him UwU once -uWu again, ÚwÚ and then I uWu wiww tell him :3 a wittwe piece >_> of my desiwes. - -x3 Entew PISTOW - -UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, here ^.^ he uWu comes, ;;w;; swewwing >_< wike :3 a >_> tuwkey-cock. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter uWu fow his ;;w;; swewwings :3 nyow his ÚwÚ tuwkey-cocks. -:3 God pless you, >_< Aunchient UwU Pistow! you OwO scuwvy, wousy >_< knyave, :3 God -pless xDD you! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Ha! art :3 thou bedwam? Dost :3 thou uWu thiwst, base OwO Twoyan, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have me ^-^ fowd OwO up Pawca's :33 fataw OwO web? -:33 Hence! I x3 am qualmish at OwO the smell >_> of >_< week. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I ;;w;; peseech you >w< heawtiwy, OwO scuwvy, wousy >_< knyave, at my -desiwes, ÚwÚ and my requests, ÚwÚ and my :33 petitions, ^-^ to >w< eat, ÚwÚ wook you, -:3 this ;;w;; week; ;;w;; because, ÚwÚ wook you, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love it, :3 nyow >_> youw -^-^ affections, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< appetites, ÚwÚ and >_> youw uWu digestions, OwO does ^.^ nyot -agree with it, I would desiwe you ^-^ to xDD eat it. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Nyot uWu fow Cadwallader ÚwÚ and >w< aww his >_> goats. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye OwO goat uWu fow you. >w< [Stwikes xDD him] uWu Wiww you >w< be OwO so -uWu good, scawd >_< knyave, as xDD eat it? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Base OwO Twoyan, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ die. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. You uWu say vewy true, scawd knave- when God's uWu wiww is. I -uWu wiww desiwe you ^-^ to live in OwO the :33 meantime, ÚwÚ and xDD eat >_> youw victuaws; -xDD come, there :3 is :33 sauce uWu fow it. [Stwiking him again] You xDD caww'd me -yesterday mountain-squiwe; uWu but I uWu wiww ^-^ make you OwO to-day :3 a squire >_> of -low degree. I pray you ^-^ faww to; ^-^ if you can xDD mock :3 a >w< week, you can -xDD eat :3 a >_< week. -UwU GOWEW. ^-^ Enyough, x3 Captain, you ^.^ have astonyish'd >_> him. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I uWu say I uWu wiww ^-^ make him xDD eat >w< some part >_> of my >w< week, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww -:3 peat his OwO pate ;;w;; fouw ^.^ days. ÚwÚ Bite, I pray you, ^.^ it :3 is good uWu fow >_> youw -green x3 wound ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; pwoody ^-^ coxcomb. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Must I ^-^ bite? -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Yes, ;;w;; cewtainwy, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of xDD question -UwU too, ÚwÚ and ambiguides. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. By :3 this >w< week, I uWu wiww UwU most howwibwy :33 wevenge- I xDD eat ÚwÚ and >w< eat, -I :33 sweaw- -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. xDD Eat, I pray OwO you; uWu wiww you ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ mowe :33 sauce ^-^ to >_> youw -week? Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot enough >_> week ^-^ to uWu sweaw by. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 Quiet >w< thy cudgel: :3 thou OwO dost UwU see I >w< eat. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^.^ Much good ^-^ do you, scawd >_< knyave, ^w^ heawtiwy. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you -thwow UwU nyonye away; OwO the ^.^ skin :3 is good uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ bwoken ^-^ coxcomb. When -you UwU take >w< occasions ^-^ to UwU see ;;w;; weeks hereafter, I pray you xDD mock at -x3 'em; UwU that :3 is all. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Good. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, ;;w;; weeks :3 is :33 good. Hold you, there :3 is :3 a ^w^ gwoat ^-^ to ^w^ heaw ->_> youw UwU pate. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >w< Me :3 a uWu gwoat! -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Yes, verily ÚwÚ and in truth, you uWu shaww UwU take xDD it; ^w^ ow I ^.^ have -another >_> week in my ;;w;; pocket ;;w;; which you uWu shaww >w< eat. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. I UwU take >w< thy ^w^ gwoat in eawnyest >_> of wevenge. -;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< If I owe you ^w^ anything I uWu wiww pay you in cudgews; you -uWu shaww >w< be :3 a woodmongew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ buy nyothing >_> of me uWu but >w< cudgews. :3 God UwU bye -you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep you, ÚwÚ and ^w^ heaw >_> youw UwU pate. -Exit -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Aww heww uWu shaww :33 stiw uWu fow ÚwÚ this. -UwU GOWEW. Go, go: you awe :3 a ÚwÚ coutewfeit >_> cowawdwy knave. uWu Wiww you xDD mock -at OwO an ÚwÚ ancient tradition, begun x3 upon OwO an honyouwabwe :33 wespect, ÚwÚ and -OwO wown as :3 a UwU memowabwe trophy >_> of predeceased valour, ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot ->_< avouch in >_> youw deeds ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw wowds? I ^.^ have uWu seen you :3 gweeking -ÚwÚ and :33 gawwing at :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^w^ twice ^w^ ow xDD thwice. You thought, -^.^ because ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot speak Engwish in OwO the ÚwÚ nyative garb, ^.^ he :33 couwd -^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe handle OwO an Engwish UwU cudgew; you find ^.^ it uWu othewwise, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ hencefowth let :3 a x3 Wewsh correction teach you :3 a good Engwish -:3 condition. Fawe ye :33 weww. Exit -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Doth >_> Fowtunye xDD pway OwO the huswife with me ^w^ nyow? -News ^.^ have I UwU that my ^-^ Nyeww :3 is UwU dead >w< i' th' UwU spitaw -x3 Of mawady >_> of xDD Fwance; -And there my ^w^ wendezvous :3 is ^-^ quite ÚwÚ cut UwU off. -Old I ^-^ do ^-^ wax; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom my x3 weawy wimbs -^-^ Honyouw :3 is cudgeww'd. Weww, uWu bawd I'll turn, -And xDD something lean ^-^ to uWu cutpuwse >_> of uWu quick hand. -ÚwÚ To ^.^ Engwand uWu wiww I steal, ÚwÚ and there I'll ^.^ steaw; -And >w< patches uWu wiww I >_< get x3 unto ^.^ these cudgeww'd OwO scaws, -And uWu sweaw I ^w^ got them in OwO the x3 Gawwia ;;w;; waws. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO Fwance. The FRENCH UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew at ^-^ onye doow, KING HENWY, ÚwÚ EXETEW, BEDFORD, GWOUCESTEW, >w< WAWWICK, -WESTMORELAND, ÚwÚ and uWu othew WOWDS; at another, OwO the FRENCH xDD KING, ÚwÚ QUEEN ISABEL, -OwO the UwU PWINCESS ÚwÚ KATHEWINyE, ALICE, ÚwÚ and uWu othew UwU WADIES; OwO the DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY, -ÚwÚ and his x3 twain - -KING HENRY. xDD Peace ^-^ to :3 this UwU meeting, xDD whewefowe ^-^ we awe ^w^ met! -^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw bwothew UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew, -OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and fair UwU time >_> of ÚwÚ day; ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and good :3 wishes -ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw UwU most fair ÚwÚ and >_< pwincewy cousin >w< Kathewinye. -And, as :3 a branch ÚwÚ and membew >_> of :3 this ^w^ woyawty, -By xDD whom :3 this gweat >_< assembwy :3 is :33 contwiv'd, -We ^-^ do salute you, UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. -And, princes x3 Fwench, ÚwÚ and peers, OwO heawth ^-^ to you all! -FRENCH ^w^ KING. Wight xDD joyous awe ^-^ we ^-^ to >w< behowd >_> youw ;;w;; face, -uWu Most >w< wowthy bwothew England; ^w^ faiwwy ^w^ met! -^w^ So awe you, princes Engwish, every ^w^ onye. -ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. ^w^ So x3 happy >w< be OwO the ;;w;; issue, bwothew >_> Engwand, -x3 Of :3 this good :3 day ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 this >_< gwacious meeting -UwU As ^-^ we awe :3 nyow ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< behowd >_> youw x3 eyes- -Your >_> eyes, ;;w;; which hithewto ^.^ have UwU home in ;;w;; them, -uWu Against OwO the xDD Fwench UwU that met them in theiw ^-^ bent, -The :33 fataw x3 bawws >_> of ^w^ muwdewing ÚwÚ basiwisks; -The venyom >_> of such >w< wooks, ^-^ we ^w^ faiwwy hope, ->_< Have lost theiw OwO quawity; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 this :3 day -:33 Shaww >_> change >w< aww gwiefs ÚwÚ and quarrels OwO into wuv. -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ To x3 cwy ^-^ amen ^-^ to UwU that, ;;w;; thus ^-^ we appear. -ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. You Engwish princes >_> an, I ^-^ do salute you. ->w< BUWGUNDY. UwU My >_> duty ^-^ to you ^.^ both, uWu on >w< equaw love, -Great >w< Kings >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and :33 Engwand! :33 That I ^.^ have labour'd -x3 With >w< aww my wits, my ÚwÚ pains, ÚwÚ and >w< stwong endeavours, -ÚwÚ To bwing >_> youw UwU most >w< impewiaw uWu Majesties -^.^ Unto :3 this bar ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw interview, -Your >w< mightinyess uWu on uWu both pawts :33 best can witnyess. -x3 Since then my >w< office ;;w;; hath OwO so :3 faw ;;w;; pwevaiw'd -:33 That ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw eye ^-^ to eye -You ^.^ have :3 congweeted, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< disgwace me ->w< If I ;;w;; demand, before :3 this :33 woyaw OwO view, -What wub ^w^ ow what uWu impediment there :3 is -UwU Why UwU that OwO the naked, xDD poow, ÚwÚ and OwO mangwed Peace, -UwU Deaw ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of :3 awts, plenties, ÚwÚ and >_< joyfuw ^-^ biwths, -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot in :3 this :33 best garden >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, -Our :33 fewtiwe UwU Fwance, >w< put OwO up xDD hew UwU wuvwy UwU visage? -^.^ Awas, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^-^ fwom Fwance xDD too wong >_< been >_< chas'd! -And >w< aww xDD hew ;;w;; husbandwy doth lie uWu on :33 heaps, ->w< Cowwupting in ^.^ it >_> own fewtiwity. -Her vine, OwO the >_> mewwy ;;w;; cheewew >_> of OwO the xDD heawt, -*looks away* Unpwunyed dies; xDD hew :33 hedges even-pleach'd, -;;w;; Wike prisoners >_> wiwdwy ^.^ uvwgwown with >_> haiw, -x3 Put :3 fowth xDD disowdew'd ^w^ twigs; xDD hew ÚwÚ fawwow leas -The darnel, hemlock, ÚwÚ and :3 wank ^w^ fumitowy, -^-^ Doth >w< woot OwO upon, >_< whiwe UwU that OwO the ;;w;; couwtew wusts -:33 That shouwd :33 dewacinyate such ^-^ savagewy; -The x3 even ;;w;; mead, UwU that :33 ewst ^w^ bwought OwO sweetwy :3 fowth -The uWu fweckwed ;;w;; cowswip, ^.^ buwnyet, ÚwÚ and green UwU cwuvw, -UwU Wanting OwO the ;;w;; scythe, >w< aww uncorrected, wank, -Conceives uWu by ;;w;; idwenyess, ÚwÚ and nyothing ^w^ teems -But ^-^ hatefuw docks, xDD wough UwU thistwes, uWu kecksies, buws, -Losing uWu both x3 beauty ÚwÚ and :33 utiwity. -And as ^-^ ouw xDD vinyeyawds, ;;w;; fawwows, ÚwÚ meads, ÚwÚ and >w< hedges, -:3 Defective in theiw OwO nyatuwes, gwow ^-^ to uWu wiwdnyess; ->_< Even OwO so ^-^ ouw ;;w;; houses ÚwÚ and uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and chiwdwen ->_< Have lost, ^w^ ow ^-^ do ^.^ nyot learn uWu fow UwU want >_> of UwU time, -The >_> sciences UwU that shouwd ÚwÚ become ^-^ ouw country; -But >_< gwow, >_< wike >_> savages- as xDD sowdiews wiww, -:33 That nyothing ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ meditate uWu on blood- -ÚwÚ To sweawing ÚwÚ and >w< stewn >w< wooks, ^w^ diffus'd attiwe, -And OwO evewything UwU that uWu seems unnatural. -^w^ Which ^-^ to reduce OwO into ^-^ ouw fowmew >_< favout -You awe ;;w;; assembwed; ÚwÚ and my OwO speech ;;w;; entweats -:33 That I ^-^ may xDD knyow OwO the let x3 why gentwe xDD Peace -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >_> expew ^.^ these xDD inconvenyiences -And bless OwO us with xDD hew fowmew ^w^ quawities. -KING HENRY. ^.^ If, UwU Duke >_> of Buwgundy, you would OwO the xDD peace -uWu Whose UwU want gives xDD gwowth ^-^ to th' impewfections -^w^ Which you ^.^ have xDD cited, you >w< must ^-^ buy UwU that xDD peace -x3 With :33 fuww accowd ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^.^ just demands; -uWu Whose >w< tenyouws ÚwÚ and pawticuwaw effects -You x3 have, >_> enscheduw'd :3 bwiefwy, in >_> youw hands. ->w< BUWGUNDY. The UwU King ;;w;; hath heard them; ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which as ÚwÚ yet -Thewe :3 is nyo ÚwÚ answew ^.^ made. -KING HENRY. ^.^ Weww then, OwO the :3 peace, -^w^ Which you before OwO so uwg'd, :3 wies in his >w< answew. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. I ^.^ have uWu but with :3 a >_> cuwsowawy eye -:33 O'ewgwanced OwO the ÚwÚ awticwes; ^w^ pweaseth >_> youw OwO Gwace -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ appoint >w< some >_> of >_> youw council ÚwÚ pwesentwy -ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit with OwO us UwU once :3 mowe, with better ^w^ heed -ÚwÚ To :33 we-suwvey ;;w;; them, ^-^ we uWu wiww :33 suddenwy -OwO Pass ^-^ ouw accept ÚwÚ and pewemptowy >w< answew. -KING HENRY. xDD Bwothew, ^-^ we shall. Go, uncwe ^.^ Exetew, -And bwothew Clarence, ÚwÚ and you, bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, -UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ and :33 Huntington, >w< go with OwO the x3 King; -And UwU take with you free power ^-^ to ;;w;; watify, -ÚwÚ Augment, ^w^ ow alter, as >_> youw >_> wisdoms :33 best -:33 Shaww UwU see advantageabwe uWu fow ^-^ ouw dignity, ->w< Any xDD thing in ^w^ ow >_< out >_> of ^-^ ouw demands; -And ^w^ we'ww ^-^ consign thereto. uWu Wiww you, fair ;;w;; sistew, -uWu Go with OwO the princes ^w^ ow stay here with >_> us? -ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. Our >_< gwacious :33 bwothew, I uWu wiww >w< go with them; -:3 Hapwy :3 a :3 woman's >w< voice ^-^ may ^-^ do >w< some uWu good, -When xDD awticwes xDD too ;;w;; nyicewy urg'd >w< be ÚwÚ stood x3 on. -KING HENRY. >_> Yet xDD weave ^-^ ouw cousin ;;w;; Kathewinye here with >_< us; -She :3 is ^-^ ouw :3 capitaw ;;w;; demand, >w< compwis'd -xDD Within OwO the fore-rank >_> of ^-^ ouw articles. -ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. She ;;w;; hath good weave. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ KATHEWINyE, ÚwÚ and :33 AWICE -KING HENRY. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and UwU most :33 faiw, -uWu Wiww you OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to teach :3 a sowdiew >_> tewms -Such as uWu wiww ÚwÚ entew at :3 a lady's eaw, -And >w< pwead his ^w^ wuv-suit ^-^ to xDD hew gentwe :3 heawt? -KATHEWINyE. Your uWu Majesty uWu shaww xDD mock me; I cannyot speak >_> youw Engwand. -KING HENRY. :3 O fair ;;w;; Kathewinye, ^-^ if you uWu wiww love me soundwy with >_> youw -xDD Fwench xDD heawt, I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to hear you x3 confess ^.^ it bwokenwy with ->_> youw Engwish OwO tongue. Do you >_< wike uWu me, Kate? -KATHEWINyE. ^w^ Pawdonnyez-moi, I cannyot tell vat :3 is >_< wike >_> me. -KING HENRY. An :3 angew :3 is >_< wike you, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and you awe >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; angew. -KATHEWINyE. >_< Que OwO dit-iw? OwO que x3 je >w< suis semblable :3 a ^w^ wes uWu anges? -ALICE. >_> Oui, vraiment, >_< sauf uWu votwe >w< gwace, ÚwÚ ainsi uWu dit-iw. -KING HENRY. I ^w^ said so, dear ;;w;; Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ^.^ nyot x3 bwush ^-^ to -;;w;; affiwm it. -KATHEWINyE. :3 O bon >w< Dieu! ^w^ wes langues x3 des hommes ^.^ sont uWu pweinyes ^.^ de -tromperies. -KING HENRY. What :33 says :33 she, fair ÚwÚ onye? UwU that OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of x3 men awe -:33 fuww >_> of ^.^ deceits? -ALICE. >_> Oui, dat ^.^ de ^.^ tongues >_> of ^.^ de ;;w;; mans :3 is >w< be :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ deceits- dat :3 is -^.^ de >_> Pwincess. -KING HENRY. The ^w^ Pwincess :3 is OwO the better uWu Engwish-woman. uWu I' :33 faith, -x3 Kate, my :3 wooing :3 is x3 fit uWu fow >w< thy x3 undewstanding: I x3 am ^.^ gwad :3 thou -^w^ canst speak nyo better UwU Engwish; uWu fow ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, :3 thou wouldst -find me such :3 a ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; king UwU that :3 thou wouldst ÚwÚ think I xDD had :3 sowd my -^.^ fawm ^-^ to ^-^ buy my ^w^ cwown. I xDD knyow nyo ^-^ ways ^-^ to mince ^.^ it in love, uWu but -:33 diwectwy ^-^ to uWu say OwO 'I love ^w^ you.' >_> Then, ^-^ if you :3 uwge me farther than -^-^ to uWu say >w< 'Do you in UwU faith?' I wear >_< out my ;;w;; suit. >w< Give me >_> youw -answew; >w< i' :33 faith, do; ÚwÚ and OwO so cwap ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; bawgain. OwO How uWu say -you, >w< wady? -KATHEWINyE. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, me undewstand :33 weww. -KING HENRY. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ if you would >w< put me ^-^ to OwO vewses ^w^ ow ^-^ to ^-^ dance uWu fow ->_> youw UwU sake, x3 Kate, x3 why you UwU undid me; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ onye I ^.^ have neither -uWu wowds :3 nyow >_> measuwe, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the uWu othew I ^.^ have nyo OwO stwength in ->_> measuwe, ÚwÚ yet :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe measuwe in strength. >w< If I :33 couwd ^.^ win :3 a -wady at >_> weap-fwog, ^w^ ow uWu by UwU vauwting OwO into my saddle with my xDD awmouw -uWu on my ^w^ back, uWu undew OwO the correction >_> of ^.^ bwagging >w< be ^.^ it uWu spoken, I -shouwd >_> quickwy :33 weap OwO into wife. Ow ^-^ if I UwU might buffet uWu fow my love, -^w^ ow bound my horse uWu fow xDD hew ^.^ favouws, I :33 couwd uWu way uWu on >_< wike :3 a uWu butchew, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit >_< wike :3 a :33 jack-an-apes, never UwU off. But, before God, x3 Kate, I -cannyot ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ gweenwy, :3 nyow gasp >_< out my UwU cwoquence, :3 nyow I ^.^ have nyo -ÚwÚ cunnying in pwotestation; only downwight oaths, ;;w;; which I never ;;w;; use -ÚwÚ tiww uwg'd, :3 nyow never >_< bweak uWu fow UwU uwging. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst love :3 a -:3 fewwow >_> of :3 this tempew, x3 Kate, uWu whose ;;w;; face :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth :33 sunbuwnying, -UwU that never looks in his :3 gwass uWu fow love >_> of ^w^ anything ^.^ he >_> sees there, -let UwU thinye eye >w< be >w< thy ^.^ cook. I speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; pwain sowdiew. >w< If :3 thou -^w^ canst love me uWu fow this, UwU take me; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee UwU that I -uWu shaww die :3 is uWu twue- uWu but uWu fow >w< thy love, uWu by OwO the :3 Wowd, no; ÚwÚ yet I love -ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. And >_< whiwe :3 thou >_< wiv'st, dear x3 Kate, UwU take :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of -;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and uncoined OwO constancy; uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee >_< wight, -^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> gift ^-^ to ^w^ woo in uWu othew ÚwÚ pwaces; uWu fow ^.^ these -xDD fewwows >_> of >_< infinyite tongue, UwU that can x3 whyme themsewves OwO into -ladies' ^.^ favouws, uWu they ^-^ do :33 awways reason themsewves >_< out again. ->_< What! :3 a speakew :3 is uWu but :3 a x3 pwatew: :3 a x3 whyme :3 is uWu but :3 a ^-^ bawwad. OwO A good -^w^ weg uWu wiww fall; :3 a straight xDD back uWu wiww :33 stoop; :3 a bwack beard uWu wiww -xDD tuwn white; :3 a ;;w;; cuww'd OwO pate uWu wiww gwow bawd; :3 a fair ;;w;; face uWu wiww -wither; :3 a :33 fuww eye uWu wiww wax ^w^ howwow. But :3 a good xDD heawt, x3 Kate, :3 is -OwO the >_< sun ÚwÚ and OwO the moon; ;;w;; ow, ^.^ wathew, OwO the >_> sun, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ moon- uWu fow -^.^ it uWu shinyes UwU bwight ÚwÚ and never changes, uWu but >_< keeps his ^-^ couwse ;;w;; twuwy. ->w< If :3 thou would ^.^ have such :3 a one, UwU take me; ÚwÚ and UwU take uWu me, UwU take :3 a -sowdiew; UwU take :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, UwU take :3 a xDD king. And what xDD say'st thou, then, -^-^ to my love? xDD Speak, my :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ faiwwy, I pray thee. -KATHEWINyE. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe dat I UwU souwd love ^.^ de enemy >_> of :33 Fwance? -KING HENRY. No, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot possibwe you shouwd love OwO the enemy >_> of -UwU Fwance, x3 Kate, uWu but in :33 woving me you shouwd love OwO the fwiend >_> of -xDD Fwance; uWu fow I love Fwance OwO so ;;w;; weww UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part with :3 a ->w< viwwage >_> of xDD it; I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it >w< aww x3 minye. And, x3 Kate, when Fwance :3 is ->_< minye ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD youws, then x3 youws :3 is Fwance ÚwÚ and you awe x3 minye. -KATHEWINyE. I cannyot tell vat :3 is >_< dat. -KING HENRY. No, Kate? I uWu wiww tell ÚwÚ thee in x3 Fwench, ;;w;; which I x3 am ^w^ suwe -uWu wiww >_> hang x3 upon my :33 tongue >_< wike :3 a >w< nyew-mawwied UwU wife about xDD hew ->_< husband's neck, hardly ^-^ to >w< be shook UwU off. ^.^ Je :33 quand sur ^-^ we -UwU possession ^.^ de UwU Fwance, xDD et :33 quand ^.^ vous avez ^-^ we UwU possession ^.^ de >_> moi- -let me >_> see, what ^.^ then? x3 Saint Denyis >w< be my >w< speed!- ^-^ donc uWu votwe >_< est -Fwance xDD et ^.^ vous >_> etes UwU miennye. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 easy uWu fow uWu me, x3 Kate, ^-^ to -OwO conquew OwO the :3 kingdom as ^-^ to speak OwO so >w< much ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ Fwench: I uWu shaww -never move ÚwÚ thee in x3 Fwench, unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to waugh at >_> me. -KATHEWINyE. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, ^-^ we Francais OwO que ^.^ vous ÚwÚ pawwez, UwU iw >_< est -meiwweuw OwO que xDD w'Angwais OwO wequew x3 je >w< pawwe. -KING HENRY. No, :33 faith, :3 is't ;;w;; nyot, OwO Kate; uWu but >w< thy ;;w;; speaking >_> of my -tongue, ÚwÚ and I thinye, UwU most ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ fawsewy, >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be gwanted ^-^ to ->w< be >w< much at ^w^ onye. But, x3 Kate, OwO dost :3 thou undewstand ;;w;; thus >w< much -English- OwO Canst :3 thou love x3 me? -KATHEWINyE. I cannyot tell. -KING HENRY. ^w^ Can ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw xDD nyeighbouws >_< teww, Kate? I'll ÚwÚ ask ^.^ them. -^w^ Come, I xDD knyow :3 thou wuvst me; ÚwÚ and at night, when you come OwO into ->_> youw ;;w;; cwoset, ^w^ you'ww xDD question :3 this ;;w;; gentwewoman about me; ÚwÚ and I ->w< knyow, x3 Kate, you uWu wiww ^-^ to xDD hew dispwaise x3 those pawts in me UwU that you -love with >_> youw ÚwÚ heawt. But, good x3 Kate, xDD mock me mercifully; OwO the -^.^ wathew, gentwe uWu Pwincess, ^.^ because I love ÚwÚ thee UwU cwuewwy. >w< If >w< evew -:3 thou >_< beest ÚwÚ minye, x3 Kate, as I ^.^ have :3 a saving :3 faith within me uWu tewws -me :3 thou shalt, I >_< get ÚwÚ thee with scambling, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< must OwO thewefowe -^.^ nyeeds ^w^ pwuv :3 a good ^-^ sowdiew-bweedew. :33 Shaww ^.^ nyot :3 thou ÚwÚ and OwO I, :3 between -x3 Saint Denyis ÚwÚ and x3 Saint >_> Geowge, compound :3 a OwO boy, half x3 Fwench, half -Engwish, UwU that uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ to :33 Constantinyopwe ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO the :3 Tuwk uWu by OwO the -beard? :33 Shaww ^-^ we not? What xDD say'st thou, my fair flower-de-luce? -KATHEWINyE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow >_< dat. -KING HENRY. :3 Nyo: 'tis heweaftew ^-^ to >w< knyow, uWu but :3 nyow ^-^ to x3 pwomise; ^-^ do uWu but -:3 nyow ;;w;; pwomise, x3 Kate, you uWu wiww ^.^ endeavouw uWu fow >_> youw xDD Fwench part >_> of -such :3 a >w< boy; ÚwÚ and uWu fow my Engwish xDD moiety UwU take OwO the >_> wowd >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and -:3 a bachelor. OwO How ÚwÚ answew you, uWu wa xDD pwus ^w^ bewwe ;;w;; Kathewinye xDD du xDD monde, :3 mon -twes ^.^ chew xDD et uWu divin deesse? -KATHEWINyE. Your uWu Majestee ave fausse xDD Fwench enough ^-^ to x3 deceive ^.^ de -UwU most ^w^ sage damoiselle dat :3 is >w< en OwO Fwance. -KING HENRY. Nyow, ^-^ fie x3 upon my false ÚwÚ Fwench! By >_< minye xDD honyouw, in OwO twue -Engwish, I love ^.^ thee, OwO Kate; uWu by ;;w;; which uWu honyouw I dare ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw :3 thou -wuvst me; ÚwÚ yet my UwU bwood begins ^-^ to fwattew me UwU that :3 thou dost, -x3 nyotwithstanding OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ and untempering :33 effect >_> of my OwO visage. Nyow -OwO beshwew my >_< fathew's :3 ambition! ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< thinking >_> of civil wars when -^.^ he ^w^ got me; OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ was I created with :3 a :3 stubbown ^-^ outside, with -OwO an aspect >_> of x3 iwon, UwU that when I come ^-^ to ^w^ woo ;;w;; wadies I OwO fwight ^.^ them. -But, in :33 faith, x3 Kate, OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew I ^.^ wax, OwO the better I uWu shaww appear: -my comfort ;;w;; is, UwU that ^.^ owd ^-^ age, UwU that in ^-^ wayew-up >_> of :3 beauty, can ^-^ do -nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ spoiw x3 upon my ^.^ face; :3 thou x3 hast uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast uWu me, at OwO the -xDD wowst; ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt wear uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou wear uWu me, better ÚwÚ and -^w^ bettew. And OwO thewefowe tell uWu me, UwU most fair ;;w;; Kathewinye, uWu wiww you ^.^ have -x3 me? x3 Put x3 off >_> youw OwO maiden bwushes; >_< avouch OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of >_> youw -OwO heawt with OwO the looks >_> of OwO an OwO empwess; UwU take me uWu by OwO the hand ÚwÚ and uWu say -:33 'Hawwy >_> of >_> Engwand, I x3 am thine.' ^w^ Which >_> wowd :3 thou ^-^ shawt nyo sooner -bless >_< minye ear withaw uWu but I uWu wiww tell ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; awoud UwU 'Engwand :3 is -thinye, >_< Iwewand :3 is thinye, Fwance :3 is thinye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Henwy Plantagenet -:3 is ^.^ thinye'; :3 who, >w< though I speak ^.^ it before his ;;w;; face, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot -:3 fewwow with OwO the :33 best ^-^ king, :3 thou ^-^ shawt find OwO the :33 best ;;w;; king >_> of good -:3 fewwows. ^w^ Come, >_> youw ÚwÚ answew in ^w^ bwoken music- uWu fow >w< thy >w< voice :3 is -music ÚwÚ and >w< thy Engwish bwoken; ^.^ thewefowe, Queen >_> of aww, ;;w;; Kathewinye, ->_< bweak >w< thy :33 mind ^-^ to me in ^w^ bwoken Engwish, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have x3 me? -KATHEWINyE. Dat :3 is as ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease ^.^ de ^-^ woi :3 mon ^-^ pewe. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease him well, >_> Kate- ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease -^w^ him, x3 Kate. -KATHEWINyE. OwO Den ^.^ it ;;w;; saww ÚwÚ awso ^.^ content >_> me. -KING HENRY. :3 Upon UwU that I ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and I can you my >w< queen. -KATHEWINyE. :3 Waissez, :3 mon seigneur, laissez, waissez! UwU Ma foi, x3 je ÚwÚ nye -xDD veux point OwO que ^.^ vous >w< abaissiez uWu votwe ;;w;; gwandeuw >w< en baisant uWu wa x3 main -x3 d'unye, :33 nyotwe seigneur, >w< indignye xDD sewviteuw; ^w^ excusez-moi, x3 je ^.^ vous -uWu suppwie, :3 mon twes uWu puissant seigneur. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw wips, x3 Kate. -KATHEWINyE. >_< Wes ;;w;; dames xDD et >_< demoisewwes pouw UwU etwe baisees devant ^.^ weuw -^-^ nyoces, UwU iw ÚwÚ n'est pas uWu wa coutume ^.^ de OwO Fwance. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Madame my >w< intewpwetew, what :33 says uWu she? -ALICE. Dat ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ de ^.^ fashion pouw ^-^ we ;;w;; wadies >_> of Fwance- I -cannyot tell vat :3 is baisew >w< en Angwish. -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; kiss. -ALICE. Your uWu Majestee ^.^ entendwe x3 bettwe OwO que moi. -KING HENRY. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ fashion uWu fow OwO the xDD maids in Fwance ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss -before uWu they awe xDD mawwied, would ^.^ she ^w^ say? -ALICE. >_> Oui, >_> vwaiment. -KING HENRY. :3 O x3 Kate, nice customs ^w^ cuwtsy ^-^ to gweat ^.^ kings. UwU Deaw x3 Kate, -you ÚwÚ and I cannyot >w< be :3 confin'd within OwO the uWu weak list >_> of :3 a ^-^ countwy's ->_< fashion; ^-^ we awe OwO the ÚwÚ makews >_> of xDD mannyews, OwO Kate; ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; wibewty UwU that -UwU fowwows ^-^ ouw OwO pwaces stops OwO the OwO mouth >_> of >w< aww find-faults- as I uWu wiww -^-^ do x3 youws uWu fow ;;w;; uphowding OwO the nice ^.^ fashion >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; countwy in ->w< denying me :3 a kiss; ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ patientwy ÚwÚ and yiewding. >_< [Kissing -:3 hew] You ^.^ have OwO witchcwaft in >_> youw wips, Kate: there :3 is ^-^ mowe -ÚwÚ ewoquence in :3 a sugar ^.^ touch >_> of them than in OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of OwO the -xDD Fwench council; ÚwÚ and uWu they shouwd sooner >_< pewsuade ^-^ Henwy >_> of ^.^ Engwand -than :3 a ^w^ genyewaw >_> petition >_> of :3 monyawchs. ;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw father. - -x3 Entew OwO the FRENCH >_< POWEW ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> ENGWISH LORDS - ->w< BUWGUNDY. :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! UwU My :33 woyaw uWu cousin, -Teach you ^-^ ouw pwincess Engwish? -KING HENRY. I would ^.^ have xDD hew learn, my fair uWu cousin, how xDD pewfectwy I -love UwU hew; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is good Engwish. ->w< BUWGUNDY. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^-^ apt? -KING HENRY. Our :33 tongue :3 is :3 wough, *shuffles closer* coz, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ condition :3 is ^.^ nyot -smooth; OwO so UwU that, having neither OwO the >w< voice :3 nyow OwO the OwO heawt >_> of -flattery about uWu me, I cannyot OwO so conjuwe OwO up OwO the spirit >_> of love in -xDD hew UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww :3 appeaw in his OwO twue OwO wikenyess. ->w< BUWGUNDY. Pawdon OwO the ^-^ fwanknyess >_> of my mirth, ^-^ if I ÚwÚ answew you uWu fow -;;w;; that. >w< If you would conjuwe in UwU hew, you >w< must ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ ciwcwe; ^-^ if -conjuwe OwO up love in xDD hew in his OwO twue likeness, ^.^ he >w< must :3 appeaw ^.^ nyaked -ÚwÚ and blind. ^w^ Can you blame UwU hew, then, being :3 a maid ÚwÚ yet uWu wos'd xDD uvw -with OwO the ;;w;; viwgin :3 cwimson >_> of modesty, ^-^ if ^.^ she deny OwO the ^.^ appeawance >_> of -:3 a ^.^ nyaked uWu bwind :3 boy in xDD hew ^.^ nyaked >_< seeing ^-^ sewf? ^w^ It OwO wewe, my lord, :3 a -^-^ hawd ^.^ condition uWu fow :3 a maid ^-^ to ^-^ consign x3 to. -KING HENRY. >_> Yet uWu they ^-^ do :3 wink ÚwÚ and yield, as love :3 is uWu bwind ÚwÚ and +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Whewe >_> is x3 the >_> King? +BEDFORD. uWu The ^w^ King >_< himsewf >_> is rode to x3 view uWu theiw ^.^ battwe. +WESTMORELAND. Of fighting ;;w;; men ;;w;; they uWu have full three-score ÚwÚ thousand. +UwU EXETEW. >_> Thewe's five to onye; >_< besides, ;;w;; they aww OwO awe ÚwÚ fwesh. +SAWISBUWY. >_> God's awm strike with ÚwÚ us! UwU 'tis :3 a x3 feawfuw odds. +^w^ God >w< bye UwU you, Princes aww; I'll to x3 my chawge. +;;w;; If ^.^ we nyo ^.^ mowe :3 meet >w< tiww ^.^ we :3 meet uWu in ^.^ heaven, +UwU Then joyfuwwy, x3 my x3 nyobwe Lord of x3 Bedfowd, +OwO My uWu deaw Lord :33 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord >_< Exetew, +xDD And x3 my uWu kind kinsman- :33 wawwiows all, ^w^ adieu! +BEDFORD. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good Sawisbuwy; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good luck OwO go with uWu thee! +UwU EXETEW. UwU Faweweww, uWu kind OwO wowd. Fight valiantly to-day; +xDD And yet UwU I UwU do uWu thee wrong to ^-^ mind uWu thee of :33 it, +For xDD thou awt >w< fwam'd of x3 the >w< fiwm uWu twuth of ;;w;; vawouw. +uWu Exit SALISBURY +BEDFORD. >w< He >_> is >_< as full of valour >_< as of kindness; +>_< Pwincewy uWu in xDD both. + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING + +WESTMORELAND. x3 O :3 that ^.^ we nyow xDD had OwO hewe +OwO But one ;;w;; ten thousand of UwU those ;;w;; men uWu in England +:33 That UwU do nyo ^.^ wowk to-day! +>w< KING. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that wishes so? +OwO My xDD cousin Westmowewand? :3 Nyo, x3 my >w< faiw :3 cousin; +;;w;; If ^.^ we OwO awe uWu mawk'd to >_> die, ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ enyow +;;w;; To UwU do UwU ouw countwy loss; ÚwÚ and >_> if to x3 wive, +uWu The OwO fewew men, x3 the :33 gweatew share of honyouw. +>_> God's will! UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ wish nyot one x3 man more. +^-^ By Juv, UwU I ^w^ am nyot covetous fow ^.^ gowd, +x3 Nyow :3 cawe UwU I who xDD doth >w< feed ;;w;; upon x3 my cost; +^.^ It yeawns ;;w;; me nyot >_> if ;;w;; men x3 my xDD gawments ÚwÚ weaw; +>w< Such :33 outwawd ^.^ things dwell nyot uWu in x3 my :33 desiwes. +OwO But >_> if >w< it be :3 a x3 sin to covet honyouw, +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the UwU most offending :3 souw alive. +:3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, x3 my x3 coz, ÚwÚ wish nyot :3 a x3 man from ^w^ Engwand. +>_> God's peace! UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot wose UwU so great >w< an honour +;;w;; As one x3 man ^.^ mowe uWu methinks ^.^ wouwd share from ;;w;; me +For x3 the best UwU hope UwU I :3 have. >_< O, UwU do nyot ÚwÚ wish one uWu mowe! +Rather :3 pwocwaim :33 it, uWu Westmowewand, ^w^ thwough x3 my >_< host, +:33 That ^.^ he which hath nyo stomach to ÚwÚ this x3 fight, +Let ^.^ him uWu depawt; :33 his passpowt UwU shaww be made, +xDD And :3 cwowns fow :33 convoy put x3 into :33 his purse; +We ^.^ wouwd nyot ^-^ die uWu in :3 that :33 man's >_< company +:33 That OwO feaws :33 his fewwowship to ^-^ die with >_> us. +This day >_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the >_> feast of Crispian. +>w< He :3 that outlives ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and x3 comes >_< safe ^.^ home, +Will stand :3 a :33 tip-toe when ÚwÚ this day >_> is ^-^ nyam'd, +xDD And wouse ^.^ him uWu at x3 the xDD nyame of Crispian. +>w< He :3 that UwU shaww ^w^ wive ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and >_> see ;;w;; owd age, +Will yeawwy on x3 the ;;w;; vigiw >_> feast :33 his ÚwÚ nyeighbouws, +xDD And >_> say uWu 'To-mowwow >_> is Saint Crispian.' +UwU Then xDD wiww ^.^ he stwip :33 his >_> sweeve ÚwÚ and x3 show :33 his ^-^ scaws, +xDD And >_> say 'These wounds UwU I xDD had on Cwispian's day.' +^-^ Owd ;;w;; men fowget; yet aww UwU shaww be >w< fowgot, +OwO But he'ww UwU wemembew, with uWu advantages, +>_> What ^w^ feats ^.^ he uWu did :3 that x3 day. UwU Then UwU shaww UwU ouw names, +Familiar uWu in :33 his xDD mouth >_< as :33 househowd words- +ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the OwO King, >_< Bedfowd ÚwÚ and >_< Exetew, +Wawwick ÚwÚ and Talbot, uWu Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Gwoucestew- +^w^ Be uWu in uWu theiw :33 fwowing ;;w;; cups xDD fweshwy x3 wememb'wed. +This ^-^ stowy UwU shaww x3 the ÚwÚ good x3 man >_< teach :33 his son; +xDD And ^-^ Cwispin Cwispian UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew OwO go UwU by, +Fwom ÚwÚ this day to x3 the >w< ending of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +OwO But ^.^ we uWu in >w< it UwU shaww be uWu wemembewed- +We ÚwÚ few, ^.^ we ^w^ happy ÚwÚ few, ^.^ we band of >w< bwothews; +For ^.^ he ^w^ to-day :3 that :3 sheds :33 his :3 bwood with ;;w;; me +Shall be x3 my bwothew; be ^.^ he ^w^ nye'ew UwU so ^w^ viwe, +This day UwU shaww ^-^ gentwe :33 his ^w^ condition; +xDD And gentlemen uWu in England x3 nyow-a-bed +Shall think x3 themsewves ^.^ accuws'd ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot UwU hewe, +xDD And howd uWu theiw ^w^ manhoods cheap whiwes xDD any xDD speaks +:33 That ÚwÚ fought with >_> us ;;w;; upon Saint :33 Cwispin's x3 day. + +^.^ We-entew SALISBURY + +SAWISBUWY. OwO My suvweign uWu wowd, bestow >_> youwsewf with speed: +uWu The OwO Fwench OwO awe bravely uWu in uWu theiw :3 battwes ^-^ set, +xDD And xDD wiww with aww expedience :3 chawge on >_> us. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. All ^.^ things OwO awe :3 weady, >_> if UwU ouw minds be :3 so. +WESTMORELAND. Pewish x3 the x3 man x3 whose ^-^ mind >_> is uWu backwawd >_< nyow! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Thou dost nyot ÚwÚ wish ^.^ mowe OwO hewp from England, >_< coz? +WESTMORELAND. >_> God's :33 wiww, x3 my wiege! ^.^ wouwd xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ awonye, +Without ^.^ mowe hewp, couwd >w< fight ÚwÚ this royal ^w^ battwe! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, nyow xDD thou x3 hast unwish'd five thousand ÚwÚ men; +>_< Which likes ;;w;; me xDD bettew than to ÚwÚ wish >_> us onye. +>_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw UwU pwaces. ^w^ God be with xDD you :33 aww! + +>w< Tucket. Entew ^w^ MONTJOY + +MONTJOY. Once ^.^ mowe UwU I come to ^.^ knyow of ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ King ^w^ Hawwy, +;;w;; If fow >w< thy wansom xDD thou wiwt nyow UwU compound, +^.^ Befowe >w< thy UwU most assured x3 uvwthwow; +For :3 cewtainwy xDD thou awt UwU so nyeaw x3 the ^w^ guwf +^.^ Thou >_< nyeeds ^w^ must be OwO engwutted. :33 Besides, uWu in mercy, +uWu The ÚwÚ constabwe desiwes uWu thee xDD thou wiwt ^-^ mind +x3 Thy ÚwÚ fowwowews of repentance, :3 that uWu theiw >w< souws +^-^ May >_< make :3 a UwU peacefuw ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 sweet uWu wetiwe +Fwom x3 off these >w< fiewds, where, uWu wwetches, uWu theiw poor >_< bodies +:3 Must >_< wie ÚwÚ and fester. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Who hath sent uWu thee ^.^ nyow? +MONTJOY. uWu The uWu Constabwe of Fwance. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I pray uWu thee UwU beaw x3 my xDD fowmew answew uWu back: +x3 Bid them ;;w;; achieve uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD then ;;w;; seww x3 my xDD bonyes. +^-^ Good uWu God! >w< why >_> shouwd ;;w;; they ÚwÚ mock poor ^w^ fewwows >_< thus? +uWu The x3 man :3 that >_> once uWu did ;;w;; seww x3 the ;;w;; wion's uWu skin +While x3 the beast liv'd UwU was kill'd with :33 hunting ^.^ him. +^-^ A UwU many of UwU ouw >_< bodies UwU shaww nyo doubt +UwU Find OwO nyative xDD gwaves; ;;w;; upon x3 the ^w^ which, UwU I ^w^ twust, +Shall >_> witnyess ^w^ wive uWu in brass of ÚwÚ this day's >w< wowk. +xDD And UwU those :3 that OwO weave uWu theiw uWu vawiant bones uWu in >_< Fwance, +Dying ^.^ wike men, ^w^ though buried uWu in x3 youw uWu dunghiwws, +^-^ They UwU shaww be fam'd; fow there x3 the sun UwU shaww x3 gweet them +xDD And dwaw uWu theiw honyouws weeking x3 up to ^.^ heaven, +^.^ Weaving uWu theiw ÚwÚ eawthwy parts to >_< choke x3 youw clime, +uWu The smell xDD wheweof UwU shaww breed :3 a pwague uWu in Fwance. +>_> Mawk xDD then UwU abounding valour uWu in UwU ouw Engwish, +^.^ That, ^.^ being >_< dead, ^.^ wike to x3 the bullet's grazing +^.^ Bweak x3 out x3 into :3 a second course of mischief, +Killing uWu in wewapse of >_< mowtawity. +Let ;;w;; me speak ^-^ pwoudwy: tell x3 the uWu Constabwe +We OwO awe >_> but :33 wawwiows fow x3 the >_> wowking-day; +Our gayness ÚwÚ and UwU ouw gilt OwO awe aww besmiwch'd +With wainy ^.^ mawching uWu in x3 the >w< painfuw :3 fiewd; +>_> Thewe's nyot :3 a ^.^ piece of ÚwÚ feathew uWu in UwU ouw OwO host- +^-^ Good :33 awgument, UwU I hope, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot ^-^ fwy- +xDD And time hath wown >_> us x3 into uWu swuvnwy. +But, ^.^ by x3 the UwU mass, UwU ouw heawts OwO awe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; twim; +xDD And x3 my poor ^-^ sowdiews tell ;;w;; me yet ere >w< nyight +x3 They'ww be uWu in ^-^ fweshew wobes, ow ;;w;; they xDD wiww pluck +uWu The x3 gay x3 nyew coats ^-^ o'ew x3 the OwO Fwench :3 sowdiews' heads +xDD And turn them x3 out of service. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they UwU do OwO this- +As, >_> if ^w^ God please, ;;w;; they shaww- x3 my wansom xDD then +Will >w< soon be ^-^ wevied. Herald, :3 save xDD thou >w< thy ^w^ wabouw; +:3 Come xDD thou nyo ^.^ mowe fow ransom, ^-^ gentwe herald; +^-^ They UwU shaww uWu have nyonye, UwU I x3 sweaw, >_> but these x3 my ^.^ joints; +>_< Which >_> if ;;w;; they have, >_< as UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave x3 'em ÚwÚ them, +Shall yield them UwU wittwe, tell x3 the Constable. +MONTJOY. UwU I UwU shaww, ^w^ King :33 Hawwy. xDD And UwU so ^-^ fawe uWu thee well: +^.^ Thou >_< nyevew shalt hear >_> hewawd xDD any more. uWu Exit +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I feaw xDD thou wiwt >_> once ^.^ mowe come again fow :3 a wansom. + +Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK + +:3 YOWK. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU most x3 humbwy on x3 my knyee UwU I ÚwÚ beg +uWu The weading of x3 the vawawd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Take :33 it, >_< bwave x3 Yowk. >_> Nyow, xDD sowdiews, :33 mawch :3 away; +xDD And >w< how xDD thou >_< pweasest, :33 God, ^-^ dispose x3 the ^.^ day! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +uWu The field of ÚwÚ battwe + +;;w;; Awawum. ^-^ Excuwsions. Entew >_< FWENCH >_> SOWDIEW, x3 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and >_> BOY + +PISTOL. ÚwÚ Yiewd, uWu cuw! +>_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. >w< Je ^-^ pense xDD que vous ^.^ etes ^.^ we gentiwhomme UwU de OwO bonnye +qualite. +PISTOL. ^w^ Cawity! :3 Cawen ^w^ o xDD custuwe me! Awt xDD thou :3 a gentleman? +>_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? UwU Discuss. +>_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. x3 O Seigneur UwU Dieu! +PISTOL. >_< O, :33 Signyieuw ^w^ Dew >_> shouwd be :3 a :3 gentweman. +OwO Pewpend x3 my wowds, x3 O :33 Signyieuw xDD Dew, ÚwÚ and mark: +x3 O :33 Signyieuw xDD Dew, xDD thou ^.^ diest on :33 point of ^w^ fox, +^.^ Except, x3 O OwO Signyieuw, xDD thou UwU do UwU give to ;;w;; me +>_> Egwegious wansom. +>_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. >_< O, pwenyez misericorde; :33 ayez OwO pitie UwU de UwU moi! +PISTOL. Moy UwU shaww nyot serve; UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >w< fowty ;;w;; moys; +:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch >w< thy wim x3 out uWu at >w< thy ^w^ thwoat +^w^ In ^.^ dwops of >_< cwimson blood. +>_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. Est-il xDD impossibwe >w< d'echappew UwU wa force UwU de xDD ton >w< bwas? +PISTOL. Brass, >_< cuw? +^.^ Thou uWu damnyed ÚwÚ and wuxuwious uWu mountain-goat, +^-^ Offew'st ;;w;; me UwU bwass? +>_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. >_< O, pawdonnyez-moi! +PISTOL. :3 Say'st xDD thou ;;w;; me so? Is :3 that :3 a xDD ton of :3 moys? +:3 Come hithew, ^.^ boy; ^w^ ask ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ;;w;; swave uWu in OwO Fwench +>_> What >_> is :33 his nyame. +BOY. Ecoutez: ^.^ comment etes-vous appewe? +>_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Monsieuw ^.^ we Fer. +BOY. >w< He ;;w;; says :33 his xDD nyame >_> is >_< Mastew Fer. +PISTOL. >_< Mastew Few! I'll x3 few :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< fiwk :3 him, ÚwÚ and fewwet uWu him- +discuss x3 the same uWu in OwO Fwench >w< unto ^.^ him. +BOY. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow x3 the OwO Fwench fow ÚwÚ few, ÚwÚ and x3 fewwet, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fiwk. +PISTOL. x3 Bid ^.^ him pwepawe; fow UwU I xDD wiww :3 cut :33 his uWu thwoat. +>_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. Que OwO dit-iw, monsieuw? +BOY. >w< Iw ;;w;; me OwO commande :3 a vous xDD diwe xDD que vous faites vous pwet; caw :3 ce +:33 sowdat >_< ici ;;w;; est ^-^ dispose tout :3 a :33 cette ^-^ heuwe UwU de coupew votre ^w^ gowge. +PISTOL. xDD Owy, :33 cuppewe >_< gowge, ÚwÚ pewmafoy! +Peasant, ^w^ unwess xDD thou UwU give ;;w;; me :33 cwowns, >_< bwave cwowns; +:33 Ow OwO mangwed shalt xDD thou be ^.^ by ÚwÚ this x3 my ^-^ swowd. +>_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. >_< O, x3 je vous supplie, pouw UwU w'amouw UwU de >w< Dieu, ;;w;; me +>_> pawdonnyew! >w< Je suis gentiwhomme UwU de OwO bonnye ^.^ maison. ^-^ Gawdez ma ^w^ vie, ^w^ et +x3 je vous ^.^ donnyewai deux >w< cents OwO ecus. +PISTOL. >_> What OwO awe :33 his xDD wowds? +BOY. >w< He prays xDD you to :3 save :33 his :33 wife; ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of :3 a ÚwÚ good +house, ÚwÚ and fow :33 his wansom ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU give xDD you >w< two :3 hundwed x3 cwowns. +PISTOL. Teww ^.^ him x3 my UwU fuwy UwU shaww ^.^ abate, ÚwÚ and UwU I +uWu The :3 cwowns xDD wiww >_< take. +>_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ Petit monsieur, xDD que dit-il? +BOY. Encore UwU qu'iw ;;w;; est UwU contwe >_< son ^-^ juwement UwU de >w< pawdonnyew xDD aucun +prisonnier, nyeamnyoins, pouw >w< wes >w< ecus xDD que vous UwU w'avez ^-^ pwomis, x3 iw +;;w;; est :3 content :3 a vous donner UwU wa ^.^ wibewte, ^.^ we OwO fwanchisement. +>_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. Suw uWu mes genoux x3 je vous donnye miwwe x3 wemewcimens; ^w^ et +x3 je :3 m'estime ;;w;; heuweux xDD que x3 je suis UwU tombe ^.^ entwe >w< wes ^w^ mains ÚwÚ d'un +:3 chevawiew, x3 je :3 pense, ^.^ we >_> pwus ^w^ bwave, ;;w;; vaiwwant, ^w^ et tres distingue +:33 seignyeuw x3 d'Angwetewwe. +PISTOL. >_< Expound >w< unto uWu me, uWu boy. +BOY. >w< He ;;w;; gives UwU you, ;;w;; upon :33 his uWu knyees, :3 a thousand ^w^ thanks; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +:33 esteems >_< himsewf ^w^ happy :3 that ^.^ he hath fall'n x3 into x3 the ^.^ hands of UwU onye- +>_< as ^.^ he ^.^ thinks- x3 the UwU most ^w^ bwave, vawowous, ÚwÚ and thwice-wowthy +signieur of ^w^ Engwand. +PISTOL. ;;w;; As UwU I uWu suck bwood, UwU I xDD wiww x3 some xDD mewcy show. +Follow x3 me. uWu Exit +BOY. >w< Suivez-vous ^.^ we grand uWu capitainye. uWu Exit >_< FWENCH ;;w;; SOWDIEW +UwU I uWu did >_< nyevew ^.^ knyow UwU so full :3 a uWu voice x3 issue from UwU so :33 empty :3 a heawt; >_> but +x3 the :3 saying >_> is UwU twue- x3 the :33 empty vessel x3 makes x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest UwU sound. +Bardolph ÚwÚ and >w< Nym xDD had ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe valour than ÚwÚ this xDD woawing +^.^ deviw :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; owd ^.^ pway, :3 that every one OwO may pare :33 his >_< nyaiws with :3 a +ÚwÚ wooden daggew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe both :33 hang'd; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ this be, >_> if +^.^ he x3 duwst ^.^ steaw ;;w;; anything :33 adventuwouswy. UwU I ^w^ must xDD stay with x3 the +^.^ wackeys, with x3 the wuggage of UwU ouw :33 camp. uWu The OwO Fwench ^w^ might uWu have :3 a +ÚwÚ good prey of us, >_> if ^.^ he UwU knyew of uWu it; fow there >_> is >_< nyonye to xDD guawd >w< it +>_> but ;;w;; boys. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field of ÚwÚ battwe + +Entew ^-^ CONSTABWE, UwU OWWEANS, OwO BOUWBON, DAUPHIN, ÚwÚ and WAMBUWES + +:3 CONSTABWE. x3 O diable! +ORLEANS. x3 O Seignyeuw! ^.^ we UwU jouw ;;w;; est ^w^ pewdu, tout ;;w;; est x3 pewdu! +OwO DAUPHIN. xDD Mowt >w< Dieu, ma :33 vie! aww >_> is x3 confounded, :33 aww! +:33 Wepwoach ÚwÚ and everlasting ^-^ shame +x3 Sits ^w^ mocking uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; pwumes. :3 [A showt awawum] +x3 O ^-^ mechante fortune! Do nyot >w< wun xDD away. +:3 CONSTABWE. Why, >w< an UwU ouw ;;w;; wanks OwO awe >_< bwoke. +OwO DAUPHIN. x3 O ^w^ pewduwabwe x3 shame! :3 Wet's x3 stab uWu ouwsewves. +^w^ Be these x3 the ÚwÚ wwetches :3 that ^.^ we pway'd uWu at :3 dice for? +ORLEANS. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the x3 king ^.^ we sent to fow :33 his >_> wansom? +OwO BOUWBON. :3 Shame, ÚwÚ and xDD etewnyaw UwU shame, >_< nyothing >_> but x3 shame! +Let >_> us ^-^ die uWu in uWu honyouw: >_> once ^.^ mowe back again; +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; fowwow Bouwbon now, +Let ^.^ him OwO go >w< hence x3 and, with :33 his cap uWu in uWu hand +Wike :3 a UwU base pander, howd x3 the chamber-door +Whilst ^.^ by :3 a :33 swave, nyo >_> gendew than x3 my dog, +ÚwÚ His >_> faiwest daughter >_> is OwO contaminyated. +:3 CONSTABWE. >_< Disowdew, :3 that hath spoiw'd us, :33 fwiend >_> us >_< nyow! +Let >_> us on OwO heaps OwO go offer x3 up UwU ouw ^.^ wives. +ORLEANS. We OwO awe ^w^ enyow yet UwU wiving uWu in x3 the field +;;w;; To >w< smothew x3 up x3 the :3 Engwish uWu in UwU ouw x3 thwongs, +;;w;; If xDD any order ^w^ might be xDD thought ^w^ upon. +OwO BOUWBON. uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take order >_< nyow! I'll to x3 the uWu thwong. +Let >w< wife be ^.^ showt, >_> ewse ^-^ shame xDD wiww be ^w^ too wong. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his twain, with xDD pwisonyews; x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Weww uWu have ^.^ we :33 donye, thrice-valiant countwymen; +OwO But aww's nyot xDD donye- yet >_< keep x3 the OwO Fwench x3 the >_> fiewd. +UwU EXETEW. uWu The >w< Duke of York uWu commends ^.^ him to x3 youw >_< Majesty. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Wives xDD he, ÚwÚ good xDD uncwe? uWu Thwice within ÚwÚ this >_> houw +UwU I saw ^.^ him down; thrice x3 up OwO again, ÚwÚ and >w< fighting; +Fwom hewmet to x3 the ^w^ spuw aww :3 bwood ^.^ he uWu was. +UwU EXETEW. ^w^ In which x3 awway, >_< bwave sowdiew, xDD doth ^.^ he >_< wie +Larding x3 the plain; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :33 his bwoody side, +Yoke-fellow to :33 his ^-^ honyouw-owing ;;w;; wounds, +uWu The x3 nyobwe ^-^ Eaww of :33 Suffowk awso uWu wies. +:33 Suffowk xDD fiwst died; ÚwÚ and York, aww haggwed UwU uvw, +UwU Comes to :3 him, :3 whewe uWu in gore ^.^ he uWu way insteeped, +xDD And UwU takes ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the UwU beawd, ^-^ kisses x3 the UwU gashes +:33 That bloodily uWu did ^w^ yawn ;;w;; upon :33 his >w< face, +>w< He x3 cwies >_< awoud 'Tawwy, x3 my xDD cousin :33 Suffowk. +OwO My :3 souw UwU shaww ^.^ thinye >_< keep >_< company to xDD heaven; +;;w;; Tawwy, x3 sweet x3 souw, fow >_> minye, xDD then fwy abweast; +;;w;; As uWu in ÚwÚ this glorious ÚwÚ and well-foughten field +We :33 kept togethew uWu in UwU ouw :33 chivawwy.' +>_> Upon these wowds UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ and cheer'd ^.^ him xDD up; +>w< He ^w^ smiw'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the >w< face, waught ;;w;; me :33 his uWu hand, +^.^ And, with :3 a feebwe :3 gwip, ;;w;; says ÚwÚ 'Deaw x3 my uWu wowd, +>_< Commend x3 my OwO sewvice to x3 my xDD suvweign.' +^w^ So uWu did ^.^ he tuwn, ÚwÚ and uvw Suffolk's x3 nyeck +>w< He OwO thwew :33 his wounded awm ÚwÚ and >w< kiss'd :33 his lips; +xDD And >_> so, UwU espous'd to UwU death, with :3 bwood ^.^ he OwO seaw'd +^-^ A testament of ÚwÚ nyobwe-ending love. +uWu The OwO pwetty ÚwÚ and x3 sweet ^w^ mannyew of >w< it ;;w;; fowc'd +>w< Those watews from ;;w;; me which UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ stopp'd; +OwO But UwU I xDD had nyot UwU so much of x3 man uWu in uWu me, +xDD And aww x3 my mothew ^-^ came x3 into >_< minye eyes +xDD And uWu gave ;;w;; me x3 up to >w< teaws. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I uWu bwame xDD you x3 nyot; +For, hearing uWu this, UwU I ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce ÚwÚ compound +With >w< mistfuw ^w^ eyes, ow ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 issue UwU too. [Awawum] +OwO But x3 hawk! >_> what x3 nyew OwO awawum >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< same? +uWu The OwO Fwench uWu have ^w^ weinfowc'd uWu theiw scatter'd ^.^ men. +UwU Then every soldier OwO kiww :33 his xDD pwisonyews; +Give x3 the ;;w;; wowd thwough. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +Entew UwU FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and >_< GOWEW + +uWu FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ Kiww x3 the >w< poys ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD wuggage! 'Tis >w< expwesswy OwO against x3 the +law of arms; UwU 'tis >_< as uWu awwant :3 a ^.^ piece of ^.^ knyavewy, mark xDD you now, >_< as +^.^ can be offert; uWu in x3 youw OwO conscience, now, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? +GOWEW. 'Tis xDD cewtain there's nyot :3 a ;;w;; boy left ^.^ awive; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< cowawdwy +^-^ wascaws :3 that wan from x3 the ÚwÚ battwe UwU ha' donye ÚwÚ this slaughter; +>_< besides, ;;w;; they uWu have burned ÚwÚ and cawwied OwO away aww :3 that UwU was uWu in x3 the +>_< King's ^w^ tent; ^-^ whewefowe x3 the ^w^ King UwU most ^-^ wowthiwy hath OwO caus'd every +soldier to :3 cut :33 his pwisonyew's uWu thwoat. >_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a OwO gawwant King! +uWu FWUEWWEN. Ay, ^.^ he UwU was porn uWu at ^.^ Monmouth, uWu Captain Gower. >_> What caww xDD you +x3 the town's xDD nyame :3 whewe x3 Awexandew x3 the Pig UwU was ^.^ bown? +GOWEW. x3 Awexandew x3 the OwO Gweat. +uWu FWUEWWEN. Why, UwU I pray UwU you, >_> is nyot x3 'pig' gweat? uWu The >_> pig, ow ^.^ gweat, +ow x3 the x3 mighty, ow x3 the xDD huge, ow x3 the :33 magnyanyimous, OwO awe aww one +^w^ weckonyings, :3 save x3 the phrase >_> is :3 a xDD wittwe variations. +GOWEW. UwU I think x3 Awexandew x3 the UwU Gweat UwU was bown uWu in :33 Macedon; :33 his >w< fathew +UwU was ^w^ cawwed ^.^ Phiwip of ^-^ Macedon, >_< as UwU I OwO take :3 it. +uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I think >w< it >_> is uWu in Macedon :3 whewe x3 Awexandew >_> is porn. UwU I tell +UwU you, xDD Captain, >_> if xDD you wook uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ maps of x3 the x3 'owwd, UwU I :33 wawwant xDD you +sall ^w^ find, uWu in x3 the UwU compawisons ^-^ between Macedon ÚwÚ and ^.^ Monmouth, :3 that +x3 the situations, wook UwU you, >_> is both alike. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a river uWu in +:33 Macedon; ÚwÚ and there >_> is awso moweuvw :3 a river uWu at >w< Monmouth; >w< it >_> is +^w^ caww'd xDD Wye uWu at ^.^ Monmouth, >_> but >w< it >_> is x3 out of x3 my UwU pwains >_> what >_> is x3 the +xDD nyame of x3 the othew wivew; >_> but UwU 'tis aww one, UwU 'tis :33 awike >_< as x3 my +x3 fingews >_> is to x3 my ^-^ fingews, ÚwÚ and there >_> is >_> sawmons uWu in xDD both. ;;w;; If xDD you +mark Alexander's >w< wife weww, ÚwÚ Hawwy of Monmouth's >w< wife >_> is come +ÚwÚ aftew >w< it uWu indiffewent well; fow there >_> is figuwes uWu in aww xDD things. +Alexander- ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU knyow- uWu in :33 his ^w^ wages, ÚwÚ and :33 his fuwies, +ÚwÚ and :33 his wwaths, ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU chowews, ÚwÚ and :33 his moods, ÚwÚ and :33 his +>w< dispweasuwes, ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 indignyations, ÚwÚ and awso ^.^ being :3 a xDD wittwe +UwU intoxicates uWu in :33 his prains, ^-^ did, uWu in :33 his awes ÚwÚ and :33 his angews, wook +UwU you, OwO kiww :33 his best fwiend, Cleitus. +GOWEW. Our x3 king >_> is nyot ^.^ wike ^.^ him uWu in :33 that: ^.^ he >_< nyevew kill'd xDD any of :33 his +fwiends. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ It >_> is nyot weww :33 donye, mark xDD you now, to OwO take x3 the ;;w;; tawes x3 out +of x3 my xDD mouth ere >w< it >_> is UwU made ÚwÚ and finished. UwU I speak >_> but uWu in x3 the +figuwes ÚwÚ and UwU compawisons of uWu it; >_< as x3 Awexandew kill'd :33 his :33 fwiend +>_< Cweitus, ^.^ being uWu in :33 his awes ÚwÚ and :33 his cups, UwU so awso ÚwÚ Hawwy ^.^ Monmouth, +^.^ being uWu in :33 his >w< wight :33 wits ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ good xDD judgments, >_> tuwn'd OwO away x3 the +:33 fat knight with x3 the great bewwy ;;w;; doubwet; ^.^ he UwU was full of jests, +ÚwÚ and >_> gipes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyavewies, ÚwÚ and mocks; UwU I uWu have fowgot :33 his nyame. +GOWEW. Sir John >w< Fawstaff. +uWu FWUEWWEN. :33 That >_> is he. I'll tell xDD you there >_> is ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men porn uWu at +ÚwÚ Monmouth. +GOWEW. :3 Hewe x3 comes :33 his >_< Majesty. + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ^w^ WAWWICK, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, +x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, with pwisonyews. Flourish + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I UwU was nyot angry xDD since UwU I ^-^ came to Fwance +Untiw ÚwÚ this ^.^ instant. ^.^ Take :3 a trumpet, >_< hewawd, +^.^ Wide xDD thou >w< unto x3 the ^.^ howsemen on :33 yond ^w^ hiww; +;;w;; If ;;w;; they xDD wiww >w< fight with us, bid them come down +:33 Ow >_< void x3 the :3 fiewd; ;;w;; they UwU do ^-^ offend UwU ouw :33 sight. +;;w;; If they'ww UwU do nyeithew, ^.^ we xDD wiww come to them +xDD And >_< make them :3 skiww OwO away >_< as UwU swift >_< as ^.^ stonyes +Enfowced from x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 Assywian xDD swings; +:33 Besides, we'll :3 cut x3 the ÚwÚ thwoats of UwU those ^.^ we have, +xDD And nyot :3 a x3 man of them :3 that ^.^ we UwU shaww OwO take +Shall >_> taste UwU ouw mercy. Go ÚwÚ and tell them :3 so. + +Entew ^w^ MONTJOY + +UwU EXETEW. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the >_> hewawd of x3 the Fwench, x3 my OwO wiege. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ His eyes OwO awe ^w^ humbwew than ;;w;; they ;;w;; us'd to >w< be. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How >_< nyow! >_> What means uWu this, ;;w;; hewawd? ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou nyot +:33 That UwU I uWu have OwO fin'd these bones of >_< minye fow >_> wansom? +Com'st xDD thou again fow >_> wansom? +MONTJOY. :3 Nyo, great uWu King; +UwU I come to uWu thee fow x3 chawitabwe ÚwÚ wicence, +:33 That ^.^ we OwO may >w< wandew ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ this bwoody field +;;w;; To ^w^ book UwU ouw >_< dead, ÚwÚ and xDD then to ^.^ buwy OwO them; +;;w;; To ;;w;; sowt UwU ouw nyobwes from UwU ouw ^w^ common ÚwÚ men; +For UwU many of UwU ouw :33 pwinces- woe x3 the ^.^ whiwe!- +Lie >w< dwown'd ÚwÚ and UwU soak'd uWu in mewcenyawy ^-^ bwood; +^w^ So UwU do UwU ouw uWu vuwgaw UwU dwench uWu theiw peasant x3 wimbs +^w^ In :3 bwood of ^-^ pwinces; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw wounded OwO steeds +^-^ Fwet fetlock >_> deep uWu in uWu gowe, ÚwÚ and with >w< wiwd xDD wage +:3 Yewk x3 out uWu theiw :3 awmed heels uWu at uWu theiw >_< dead mastews, +Killing them x3 twice. >_< O, UwU give >_> us weave, great OwO King, +;;w;; To x3 view x3 the field uWu in safety, ÚwÚ and ^-^ dispose +Of uWu theiw >_< dead OwO bodies! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I tell uWu thee OwO twuwy, >_< hewawd, +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> if x3 the day be ouws ow ^.^ nyo; +For yet :3 a UwU many of x3 youw ^.^ howsemen peer +xDD And uWu gawwop ^-^ o'ew x3 the >_> fiewd. +MONTJOY. uWu The day >_> is x3 youws. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Pwaised be :33 God, ÚwÚ and nyot UwU ouw >_< stwength, fow :3 it! +>_> What >_> is ÚwÚ this ^w^ castwe ^w^ caww'd :3 that >w< stands x3 hawd by? +MONTJOY. ^-^ They caww >w< it >_< Agincouwt. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then caww ^.^ we ÚwÚ this x3 the field of ^.^ Agincouwt, +;;w;; Fought on x3 the day of ^-^ Cwispin ^-^ Cwispianyus. +uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Youw grandfather of famous xDD memowy, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw +ÚwÚ Majesty, ÚwÚ and x3 youw uWu gweat-uncwe Edward x3 the :3 Pwack Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, +>_< as UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead uWu in x3 the x3 chwonyicwes, ÚwÚ fought :3 a UwU most ^.^ pwave pattle OwO hewe +uWu in Fwance. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ They ^-^ did, Fwuewwen. +uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty ;;w;; says xDD vewy true; >_> if x3 youw >_< Majesties >_> is +^-^ wememb'wed of :33 it, x3 the x3 Wewshmen uWu did ÚwÚ good OwO sewvice uWu in >_< gawden :3 whewe +UwU weeks uWu did xDD gwow, UwU weawing UwU weeks uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ Monmouth ^w^ caps; which x3 youw +;;w;; Majesty ^.^ knyow to ÚwÚ this >_> houw >_> is >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe x3 badge of x3 the ^w^ sewvice; +ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty UwU takes nyo ^w^ scown to ^-^ weaw x3 the >_< week +;;w;; upon Saint :3 Tavy's x3 day. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^-^ weaw >w< it fow :3 a :3 memowabwe honour; +For UwU I ^w^ am OwO Wewsh, xDD you knyow, ÚwÚ good countryman. +uWu FWUEWWEN. All x3 the UwU watew uWu in xDD Wye ;;w;; cannyot >_< wash x3 youw :33 Majesty's x3 Wewsh +pwood x3 out of x3 youw uWu pody, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you x3 that. Got x3 pwess >w< it ÚwÚ and +pwesewve >w< it >_< as ^-^ wong >_< as >w< it x3 pweases :33 his Gwace ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; Majesty ;;w;; too! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Thanks, ÚwÚ good x3 my countryman. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ By UwU Jeshu, UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw :33 Majesty's countwyman, :3 cawe nyot who +^.^ knyow uWu it; UwU I xDD wiww x3 confess >w< it to aww x3 the :33 'owwd: UwU I >_< nyeed nyot be +>w< asham'd of x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, pwaised be OwO Got, UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +>_> is >w< an xDD honyest man. + +Entew >_> WIWWIAMS + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ God >_< keep ;;w;; me so! Our OwO hewawds OwO go with :33 him: +Bring ;;w;; me >w< just ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 the xDD nyumbews >_< dead +On both UwU ouw pawts. ;;w;; Caww yonder fewwow hithew. +Exeunt OwO hewawds with ^w^ MONTJOY +UwU EXETEW. Soldier, xDD you ^w^ must come to x3 the ;;w;; King. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Soldier, >w< why ^.^ weaw'st xDD thou :3 that ;;w;; gwuv uWu in >w< thy cap? +WIWWIAMS. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, UwU 'tis x3 the >w< gage of one :3 that UwU I +>_> shouwd >w< fight withaw, >_> if ^.^ he be alive. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ An ÚwÚ Engwishman? +WIWWIAMS. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, :3 a wascaw :3 that >_< swaggew'd with ;;w;; me +>w< wast ^w^ nyight; who, >_> if xDD 'a ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and OwO evew dawe to challenge ÚwÚ this +glove, UwU I uWu have sworn to OwO take ^.^ him :3 a ^w^ box ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ eaw; ow >_> if UwU I ^.^ can >_> see +x3 my ;;w;; gwuv uWu in :33 his cap- which ^.^ he ^w^ swowe, >_< as ^.^ he UwU was :3 a sowdiew, ^.^ he +^.^ wouwd ^-^ weaw >_> if :3 awive- UwU I xDD wiww strike >w< it x3 out soundly. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What think UwU you, uWu Captain Fwuewwen, >_> is >w< it ;;w;; fit ÚwÚ this +soldier >_< keep :33 his ^w^ oath? +uWu FWUEWWEN. >w< He >_> is :3 a ^.^ cwaven ÚwÚ and :3 a viwwain else, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw +ÚwÚ Majesty, uWu in x3 my ^w^ conscience. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ It OwO may be :33 his ;;w;; enyemy >_> is :3 a gentlemen of great sort, quite +from x3 the answew of :33 his uWu degwee. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Though ^.^ he be >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >_< as x3 the Deviw ;;w;; is, >_< as +:33 Wucifiew ÚwÚ and Belzebub himsewf, >w< it >_> is :3 nyecessawy, wook x3 youw >_> Gwace, +:3 that ^.^ he >_< keep :33 his vow ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu oath; >_> if ^.^ he be perjur'd, >_> see xDD you +now, :33 his >_< weputation >_> is >_< as uWu awwant :3 a viwwain ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ Jacksauce >_< as +OwO evew :33 his black >w< shoe twod ;;w;; upon >_> God's x3 gwound ÚwÚ and :33 his earth, uWu in x3 my +OwO conscience, :3 wa. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then >_< keep >w< thy ^w^ vow, sirrah, when xDD thou UwU meet'st x3 the +UwU fewwow. +WIWWIAMS. ^w^ So UwU I ^.^ Wiww, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_< as UwU I wive. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Who :33 sewv'st xDD thou xDD undew? +WIWWIAMS. ;;w;; Undew uWu Captain ^w^ Gowew, x3 my OwO wiege. +uWu FWUEWWEN. Gowew >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; captain, ÚwÚ and >_> is ÚwÚ good >_< knyowwedge ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ witewatuwed uWu in x3 the waws. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him ÚwÚ hithew to uWu me, OwO sowdiew. +WIWWIAMS. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wiege. uWu Exit +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Here, >_< Fwuewwen; ^-^ weaw xDD thou ÚwÚ this ^.^ favouw fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO stick +>w< it uWu in >w< thy ^.^ cap; when OwO Awencon ÚwÚ and mysewf :3 wewe down together, UwU I +^w^ pwuck'd ÚwÚ this ;;w;; gwuv from :33 his UwU hewm. ;;w;; If xDD any x3 man challenge uWu this, ^.^ he +>_> is :3 a :33 fwiend to OwO Awencon ÚwÚ and >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to UwU ouw ÚwÚ pewson; >_> if xDD thou +x3 encountew xDD any xDD such, >_< appwehend :3 him, >w< an xDD thou dost ;;w;; me love. +uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Youw Gwace does ;;w;; me >_< as great honyouws >_< as ^.^ can be desir'd uWu in +x3 the heawts of :33 his xDD subjects. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain >_> see x3 the x3 man :3 that >_> has >_> but +>w< two UwU wegs :3 that UwU shaww find >_< himsewf aggrief'd uWu at ÚwÚ this glove, :3 that >_> is +aww; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain >_> see >w< it ^w^ once, >w< an uWu pwease ^w^ God of :33 his xDD gwace +:3 that UwU I ^w^ might ^-^ see. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Knyow'st xDD thou UwU Gowew? +uWu FWUEWWEN. >w< He >_> is x3 my uWu deaw fwiend, >w< an uWu pwease OwO you. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, OwO go >_> seek :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to x3 my uWu tent. +uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch ^.^ him. uWu Exit +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My Lord of Wawwick ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :33 Gwoucestew, +Follow ;;w;; Fwuewwen x3 cwosewy uWu at x3 the heews; +uWu The ;;w;; gwuv which UwU I uWu have UwU given ^.^ him fow :3 a ^.^ favouw +^-^ May haply puwchase ^.^ him :3 a ^w^ box ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 eaw. +^.^ It >_> is x3 the soldier's: I, ^.^ by xDD bawgain, >_> shouwd +:3 Weaw >w< it :3 mysewf. ÚwÚ Fowwow, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin ÚwÚ Wawwick; +;;w;; If :3 that x3 the soldier strike :3 him, >_< as UwU I OwO judge +^-^ By :33 his >w< bwunt :33 beawing ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< keep :33 his word, +;;w;; Some ^.^ sudden ^-^ mischief OwO may arise of uWu it; +For UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ;;w;; Fwuewwen valiant, +xDD And touch'd with ^w^ chowew, :3 hot >_< as gunpowdew, +xDD And quickly xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn >w< an UwU injuwy; +ÚwÚ Fowwow, ÚwÚ and >_> see there be nyo x3 hawm ^-^ between OwO them. +Go xDD you with uWu me, :33 uncwe of Exetew. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_< VIII. +^.^ Befowe ;;w;; KING x3 HENWY'S >w< PAVIWION + +Entew >_< GOWEW ÚwÚ and >_> WIWWIAMS + +WIWWIAMS. UwU I :33 wawwant >w< it >_> is to knight UwU you, ^-^ Captain. + +Entew UwU FWUEWWEN + +uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> God's xDD wiww ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 pweasuwe, xDD Captain, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you now, +come uWu apace to x3 the ^.^ King: there >_> is ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ good toward xDD you +pewadventuwe than >_> is uWu in x3 youw >_< knyowwedge to dweam uWu of. +WIWWIAMS. UwU Siw, ^.^ knyow xDD you ÚwÚ this ^w^ gwuv? +uWu FWUEWWEN. xDD Knyow x3 the ^w^ gwuv? UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; gwuv >_> is :3 a ^-^ gwuv. +WIWWIAMS. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_< this; ÚwÚ and OwO thus UwU I challenge :3 it. [Strikes >w< him] +uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ 'Sbwood, >w< an uWu awwant traitor >_< as ^.^ any's uWu in x3 the ^-^ unyivewsaw +^w^ wowwd, ow uWu in >_< Fwance, ow uWu in England! +GOWEW. How now, sir! xDD you :33 viwwain! +WIWWIAMS. Do xDD you think I'll be ÚwÚ fowswown? +uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Stand away, uWu Captain Gower; UwU I xDD wiww UwU give UwU tweason :33 his +payment x3 into pwows, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. +WIWWIAMS. UwU I ^w^ am nyo traitor. +uWu FWUEWWEN. >w< That's :3 a >_< wie uWu in >w< thy uWu thwoat. UwU I :3 chawge xDD you uWu in :33 his :33 Majesty's +:33 nyame, >_< appwehend :33 him: uWu he's :3 a :33 fwiend of x3 the >w< Duke >_< Awencon's. + +Entew ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and GWOUCESTEW + +WARWICK. How >_< nyow! >w< how >_< nyow! UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +uWu FWUEWWEN. OwO My Lord of Wawwick, OwO hewe is- pwaised be ^w^ God fow >_> it!- :3 a +UwU most ^-^ contagious UwU tweason come to wight, wook UwU you, >_< as xDD you UwU shaww +^.^ desiwe uWu in :3 a :33 summew's x3 day. :3 Hewe >_> is :33 his >_< Majesty. + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How >_< nyow! UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +uWu FWUEWWEN. OwO My ^.^ wiege, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a viwwain ÚwÚ and :3 a traitor, :3 that, wook +x3 youw >_> Gwace, >_> has >w< stwuck x3 the ;;w;; gwuv which x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_> is OwO take x3 out +of x3 the hewmet of >_< Awencon. +WIWWIAMS. OwO My ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ this UwU was x3 my ÚwÚ gwuv: OwO hewe >_> is x3 the fewwow of uWu it; +ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that UwU I uWu gave >w< it to uWu in change pwomis'd to ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in :33 his +^.^ cap; UwU I pwomis'd to strike ^.^ him >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ did; UwU I >w< met ÚwÚ this x3 man with x3 my +;;w;; gwuv uWu in :33 his xDD cap, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have :33 been >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as x3 my OwO wowd. +uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty hear now, OwO saving x3 youw :33 Majesty's x3 manhood, +>_> what >w< an OwO awwant, rascally, ^.^ beggawwy, wousy x3 knyave >w< it is; UwU I UwU hope +x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_> is uWu peaw ;;w;; me testimony ÚwÚ and ^.^ witnyess, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww +avouchment, :3 that ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ;;w;; gwuv of OwO Awencon :3 that x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +>_> is UwU give OwO me; uWu in x3 youw OwO conscience, now. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy glove, UwU sowdiew; look, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the fewwow of +:3 it. +>_< 'Twas I, :33 indeed, xDD thou :33 pwomised'st to ÚwÚ stwike, +xDD And xDD thou x3 hast UwU given ;;w;; me UwU most UwU bittew tewms. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ An uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, wet :33 his x3 nyeck answew fow :33 it, >_> if +there >_> is xDD any martial law uWu in x3 the wowwd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_< make ;;w;; me ÚwÚ satisfaction? +WIWWIAMS. All offences, x3 my uWu wowd, come from x3 the heawt; >_< nyevew ^-^ came +xDD any from >_< minye :3 that ^w^ might ^-^ offend x3 youw >_< Majesty. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ It UwU was :3 ouwsewf xDD thou :33 didst ^-^ abuse. +WIWWIAMS. uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty ^-^ came nyot ^.^ wike ^-^ youwsewf: xDD you appear'd to ;;w;; me +>_> but >_< as :3 a ^w^ common xDD man; >_> witnyess x3 the night, x3 youw garments, x3 youw +^.^ wowwinyess; ÚwÚ and >_> what x3 youw >_> Highnyess ^w^ suffew'd :33 undew :3 that xDD shape UwU I +:33 beseech xDD you OwO take >w< it fow x3 youw UwU own ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and nyot minye; fow xDD had xDD you +:33 been >_< as UwU I >_> took xDD you for, UwU I UwU made nyo offence; OwO thewefowe, UwU I :33 beseech +x3 youw >_> Highnyess UwU pawdon x3 me. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Here, :33 uncwe >_< Exetew, ^w^ fiww ÚwÚ this ;;w;; gwuv with :33 cwowns, +xDD And UwU give >w< it to ÚwÚ this UwU fewwow. ^w^ Keep :33 it, fellow; +xDD And ^-^ weaw >w< it fow >w< an honour uWu in >w< thy cap +Tiww UwU I UwU do challenge :3 it. Give ^.^ him x3 the cwowns; +^.^ And, xDD Captain, xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be ^w^ fwiends with ^.^ him. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this day ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this wight, x3 the fewwow >_> has mettle enough +uWu in :33 his belly: OwO howd, there >_> is >_< twewve uWu pence fow uWu you; ÚwÚ and UwU I pray xDD you +to serve :33 God, ÚwÚ and >_< keep xDD you x3 out of >_> pwawws, ÚwÚ and pwabbwes, ÚwÚ and +quarrels, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dissensions, x3 and, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, >w< it >_> is x3 the xDD bettew +fow OwO you. +WIWWIAMS. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyonye of x3 youw money. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ It >_> is with :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 wiww; UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you >w< it xDD wiww serve xDD you +to mend x3 youw ^.^ shoes. ^.^ Come, ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd xDD you be UwU so ^w^ pashfuw? +uWu Youw xDD shoes >_> is nyot UwU so UwU good. 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ good siwwing, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, ow +UwU I xDD wiww change :3 it. + +Entew >w< an ENGLISH uWu HEWAWD + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Nyow, >_< hewawd, OwO awe x3 the >_< dead ÚwÚ nyumb'wed? +HEWAWD. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the slaught'red >_< Fwench. +xDD [Gives :3 a ÚwÚ papew] +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What OwO pwisonyews of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; sowt OwO awe >_< taken, xDD uncwe? +UwU EXETEW. >_> Chawwes >w< Duke of ^.^ Owweans, nephew to x3 the uWu King; +John >w< Duke of >_> Bouwbon, ÚwÚ and Lord Bouciqualt; +Of othew wowds ÚwÚ and :3 bawons, :3 knyights ÚwÚ and ;;w;; squiwes, +Full >_< fifteen ^-^ hundwed, ;;w;; besides ^w^ common ^.^ men. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. This ^-^ nyote xDD doth tell ;;w;; me of ;;w;; ten thousand OwO Fwench +:33 That uWu in x3 the field >_< wie slain; of pwinces uWu in ÚwÚ this number, +xDD And nyobwes :33 beawing uWu bannyews, there >_< wie >_< dead +x3 Onye :3 hundwed >_> twenty-six; >_< added to OwO these, +Of knights, ^w^ esquiwes, ÚwÚ and OwO gawwant xDD gentwemen, +ÚwÚ Eight thousand ÚwÚ and fouw >_< hundwed; of x3 the which +:3 Five :3 hundwed :3 wewe >_> but ;;w;; yestewday xDD dubb'd >_< knyights. +^w^ So :3 that, uWu in these ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; they uWu have :3 wost, +>_> Thewe OwO awe >_> but :33 sixteen :3 hundwed :33 mewcenyawies; +uWu The xDD west OwO awe >_< pwinces, :3 bawons, wowds, knights, ;;w;; squiwes, +xDD And gentlemen of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ quawity. +uWu The nyames of UwU those uWu theiw nyobwes :3 that >_< wie dead: +>_> Chawwes Delabreth, xDD High uWu Constabwe of Fwance; +^-^ Jaques of ÚwÚ Chatiwwon, xDD Admiwaw of Fwance; +uWu The >_< mastew of x3 the ^.^ cwoss-bows, Lord Rambures; +UwU Gweat >_< Mastew of >_< Fwance, x3 the >_< bwave Sir ÚwÚ Guichawd ;;w;; Dowphin; +John >w< Duke of >w< Awencon; OwO Antony >w< Duke of Brabant, +uWu The ÚwÚ bwothew to x3 the >w< Duke of >_> Buwgundy; +xDD And Edward >w< Duke of >_> Baw. Of ÚwÚ wusty eawws, +x3 Gwandpwe ÚwÚ and Roussi, :33 Fauconbwidge ÚwÚ and UwU Foix, +Beaumont ÚwÚ and Mawwe, OwO Vaudemont ÚwÚ and ^w^ Westwake. +:3 Hewe UwU was :3 a royal fewwowship of ;;w;; death! +Whewe >_> is x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of UwU ouw :3 Engwish dead? +[HEWAWD presents anyothew ÚwÚ papew] +Edward x3 the >w< Duke of York, x3 the ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Suffowk, +Sir Richard :3 Kikewy, ;;w;; Davy xDD Gam, x3 Esquiwe; +^-^ Nyonye >_> ewse of UwU nyame; ÚwÚ and of aww othew ;;w;; men +OwO But five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty. x3 O :33 God, >w< thy awm UwU was here! +xDD And nyot to us, >_> but to >w< thy awm ^-^ awonye, +UwU Ascwibe ^.^ we all. UwU When, ^-^ without uWu stwatagem, +OwO But uWu in uWu pwain x3 shock ÚwÚ and even :33 pway of battwe, +Was OwO evew ÚwÚ knyown UwU so great ÚwÚ and xDD wittwe wos +On one ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ and on x3 th' other? ^.^ Take :33 it, :33 God, +For >w< it >_> is >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ thinye. +UwU EXETEW. 'Tis OwO wondewfuw! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Come, OwO go ^.^ we uWu in ;;w;; pwocession to x3 the UwU viwwage; +xDD And be >w< it :33 death :33 pwocwaimed ^w^ thwough UwU ouw host +;;w;; To boast of ÚwÚ this ow OwO take :3 that praise from ^w^ God +>_< Which >_> is :33 his onwy. +uWu FWUEWWEN. Is >w< it nyot lawful, >w< an uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, to tell >w< how +UwU many >_> is kiww'd? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Yes, >_< Captain; >_> but with ÚwÚ this acknyowwedgment, +:33 That ^w^ God ÚwÚ fought fow >_> us. +uWu FWUEWWEN. Yes, x3 my OwO conscience, ^.^ he uWu did >_> us great UwU good. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Do ^.^ we aww >w< howy >w< wites: +Let there be sung >_< 'Nyon :33 nyobis' ÚwÚ and x3 'Te :3 Deum'; +uWu The >_< dead with xDD chawity :33 encwos'd uWu in clay- +xDD And xDD then to Calais; ÚwÚ and to England :33 then; +Whewe ^w^ nye'ew from Fwance ^-^ awwiv'd ^.^ mowe ^w^ happy ^.^ men. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. PROLOGUE. + +Entew CHORUS + +>_< CHOWUS. Vouchsafe to UwU those :3 that uWu have nyot ^w^ wead x3 the ^-^ stowy +:33 That UwU I OwO may prompt OwO them; ÚwÚ and of xDD such >_< as have, +UwU I x3 humbwy pray them to ^w^ admit x3 th' UwU excuse +Of time, of OwO nyumbews, ÚwÚ and >_< due course of :3 things, +>_< Which ;;w;; cannyot uWu in uWu theiw >_> huge ÚwÚ and OwO pwopew >w< wife +^w^ Be OwO hewe pwesented. Now ^.^ we UwU beaw x3 the ^w^ King +uWu Towawd Cawais. Grant ^.^ him :33 thewe. >_> Thewe uWu seen, +xDD Heave ^.^ him OwO away ;;w;; upon x3 youw >_> winged >_< thoughts +Athwart x3 the :33 sea. UwU Behowd, x3 the :3 Engwish >w< beach +Pales uWu in x3 the flood with men, with ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and boys, +>_< Whose ^w^ shouts ÚwÚ and :3 cwaps out-voice x3 the ;;w;; deep-mouth'd :33 sea, +>_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ mighty whiffwew, fore x3 the ^w^ King +x3 Seems to >_> pwepawe :33 his >_> way. ^w^ So wet ^.^ him land, +xDD And OwO sowemnwy >_> see ^.^ him uWu set on to OwO Wondon. +^w^ So UwU swift :3 a >_> pace hath xDD thought :3 that even nyow +>_> You OwO may imagine ^.^ him ;;w;; upon xDD Bwackheath; +Whewe :3 that :33 his wowds ^.^ desiwe ^.^ him to uWu have :3 bownye +ÚwÚ His xDD bwuised hewmet ÚwÚ and :33 his bended xDD swowd +^.^ Befowe ^.^ him ^w^ thwough x3 the >_> city. >w< He forbids :33 it, +uWu Being fwee from vainness ÚwÚ and :33 sewf-gwowious >_> pwide; +xDD Giving full ÚwÚ twophy, ÚwÚ signyaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ostent, +>_< Quite from >_< himsewf to >_< God. OwO But nyow behowd +^w^ In x3 the ^w^ quick forge ÚwÚ and working-house of ^-^ thought, +How ;;w;; Wondon xDD doth pouw x3 out her citizens! +uWu The x3 mayow ÚwÚ and aww :33 his >_< bwethwen uWu in best sort- +Wike to x3 the :3 senyatows of x3 th' >w< antique ^w^ Wome, +With x3 the plebeians swawming uWu at uWu theiw heews- +Go fowth ÚwÚ and :3 fetch uWu theiw conqu'ring Caesaw UwU in; +As, ^.^ by :3 a >_< wowew >_> but >w< woving likelihood, +^.^ Wewe nyow x3 the General of UwU ouw >_> gwacious Empress- +;;w;; As uWu in ÚwÚ good time ^.^ he xDD may- from Iwewand uWu coming, +>_< Bwinging ;;w;; webewwion broached on :33 his uWu swowd, +How UwU many ^.^ wouwd x3 the UwU peacefuw UwU city ^.^ quit +;;w;; To wewcome x3 him! Much >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and much ^.^ mowe >_< cause, +Did ;;w;; they ÚwÚ this :33 Hawwy. Now uWu in ;;w;; Wondon :33 pwace uWu him- +;;w;; As yet x3 the wamentation of x3 the OwO Fwench +Invites x3 the ^w^ King of Engwand's xDD stay uWu at ÚwÚ home; +uWu The uWu Empewow's xDD coming uWu in behawf of Fwance +;;w;; To order uWu peace ^-^ between OwO them; ÚwÚ and x3 omit +All x3 the ;;w;; occuwwences, ÚwÚ whatevew ÚwÚ chanc'd, +Tiww Harry's back-wetuwn again to Fwance. +>_> Thewe ^w^ must ^.^ we ;;w;; bwing him; ÚwÚ and mysewf uWu have pway'd +uWu The intewim, ^.^ by wememb'wing xDD you UwU 'tis past. +UwU Then >w< bwook OwO abwidgment; ÚwÚ and x3 youw eyes OwO advance, +>w< Aftew x3 youw thoughts, ^w^ stwaight back again to Fwance. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Fwance. uWu The :3 Engwish ÚwÚ camp + +Entew UwU FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and >_< GOWEW + +GOWEW. Nyay, ^w^ that's right; >_> but >w< why ^-^ weaw xDD you x3 youw >_< week >w< to-day? Saint +:33 Davy's day >_> is past. +uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> Thewe >_> is ÚwÚ occasions ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ causes >w< why ÚwÚ and ^-^ whewefowe uWu in aww +xDD things. UwU I xDD wiww tell UwU you, >w< ass x3 my fwiend, uWu Captain ÚwÚ Gowew: x3 the +rascally, >_< scawd, ^.^ beggawwy, xDD wousy, ^w^ pwagging ^-^ knyave, x3 Pistow- which +xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd ^.^ knyow to be nyo petter than :3 a +fewwow, wook xDD you now, of nyo OwO mewits- ^.^ he >_> is come to uWu me, ÚwÚ and pwings +;;w;; me pwead ÚwÚ and ^-^ sawt ^.^ yestewday, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ and bid ;;w;; me eat x3 my xDD week; >w< it +UwU was uWu in :3 a :33 pwace :3 whewe UwU I couwd nyot breed nyo xDD contendon with him; >_> but +UwU I xDD wiww be UwU so bold >_< as to ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in x3 my cap >w< tiww UwU I >_> see ^.^ him >_> once +OwO again, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I xDD wiww tell ^.^ him :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ piece of x3 my :33 desiwes. + +Entew PISTOW + +GOWEW. Why, OwO hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, xDD swewwing ^.^ wike :3 a tuwkey-cock. +uWu FWUEWWEN. 'Tis nyo ;;w;; mattew fow :33 his swellings nor :33 his ;;w;; tuwkey-cocks. +^w^ God x3 pwess UwU you, >_< Aunchient >w< Pistow! xDD you scuwvy, wousy ^-^ knyave, ^w^ God +x3 pwess you! +PISTOL. uWu Ha! awt xDD thou x3 bedwam? uWu Dost xDD thou UwU thiwst, UwU base Troyan, +;;w;; To uWu have ;;w;; me ^w^ fowd x3 up Parca's uWu fataw OwO web? +:33 Hence! UwU I ^w^ am OwO quawmish uWu at x3 the smell of x3 week. +uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I peseech xDD you UwU heawtiwy, scuwvy, wousy ^-^ knyave, uWu at x3 my +desires, ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; wequests, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< petitions, to uWu eat, wook UwU you, +ÚwÚ this xDD week; because, wook UwU you, xDD you UwU do nyot wuv :33 it, nor x3 youw +>_> affections, ÚwÚ and x3 youw x3 appetites, ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU digestions, does nyot +agree with :33 it, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe xDD you to eat :3 it. +PISTOL. ÚwÚ Nyot fow ^.^ Cadwawwadew ÚwÚ and aww :33 his uWu goats. +uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> Thewe >_> is one :33 goat fow OwO you. [Strikes >w< him] Will xDD you be UwU so +UwU good, ^w^ scawd ^-^ knyave, >_< as eat :33 it? +PISTOL. >w< Base Troyan, xDD thou shalt die. +uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> You >_> say xDD vewy ^-^ twue, ^w^ scawd knave- when >_> God's xDD wiww >w< is. UwU I +xDD wiww ^.^ desiwe xDD you to ^w^ wive uWu in x3 the >_> meantime, ÚwÚ and eat x3 youw victuaws; +come, there >_> is UwU sauce fow :3 it. >_< [Stwiking ^.^ him OwO again] >_> You ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me +;;w;; yestewday uWu mountain-squiwe; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww >_< make xDD you ^w^ to-day :3 a squire of +wow uWu degwee. UwU I pray xDD you faww >w< to; >_> if xDD you ^.^ can ÚwÚ mock :3 a ;;w;; week, xDD you ^.^ can +eat :3 a x3 week. +GOWEW. ;;w;; Enyough, xDD Captain, xDD you uWu have uWu astonyish'd ^.^ him. +uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I >_> say UwU I xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him eat x3 some ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my ;;w;; week, ow UwU I xDD wiww +;;w;; peat :33 his OwO pate fouw days. >_< Bite, UwU I pray UwU you, >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ good fow x3 youw +green ;;w;; wound ÚwÚ and x3 youw OwO pwoody ^.^ coxcomb. +PISTOL. :3 Must UwU I ^w^ bite? +uWu FWUEWWEN. Yes, certainly, ÚwÚ and x3 out of doubt, ÚwÚ and x3 out of ;;w;; question +:3 too, ÚwÚ and uWu ambiguides. +PISTOL. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ;;w;; week, UwU I xDD wiww UwU most >w< howwibwy uWu wevenge- UwU I eat ÚwÚ and uWu eat, +UwU I ^.^ sweaw- +uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Eat, UwU I pray uWu you; xDD wiww xDD you uWu have x3 some ^.^ mowe UwU sauce to x3 youw +week? >_> Thewe >_> is nyot enough >_< week to >_< sweaw by. +PISTOL. Quiet >w< thy ^w^ cudgew: xDD thou dost >_> see UwU I ^.^ eat. +uWu FWUEWWEN. Much ÚwÚ good UwU do UwU you, ^w^ scawd ^-^ knyave, heawtiwy. Nyay, pray xDD you +^-^ thwow >_< nyonye :3 away; x3 the uWu skin >_> is ÚwÚ good fow x3 youw xDD bwoken ^.^ coxcomb. x3 When +xDD you OwO take ÚwÚ occasions to >_> see UwU weeks heweaftew, UwU I pray xDD you ÚwÚ mock uWu at +>w< 'em; :3 that >_> is all. +PISTOL. ^-^ Good. +uWu FWUEWWEN. Ay, UwU weeks >_> is UwU good. :33 Howd UwU you, there >_> is :3 a gwoat to heal +x3 youw pate. +PISTOL. x3 Me :3 a :33 gwoat! +uWu FWUEWWEN. Yes, x3 vewiwy ÚwÚ and uWu in truth, xDD you UwU shaww OwO take uWu it; ow UwU I uWu have +anyothew >_< week uWu in x3 my uWu pocket which xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ eat. +PISTOL. UwU I OwO take >w< thy gwoat uWu in xDD eawnyest of revenge. +uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> owe xDD you ;;w;; anything UwU I xDD wiww x3 pay xDD you uWu in cudgels; xDD you +UwU shaww be :3 a OwO woodmongew, ÚwÚ and UwU buy >_< nyothing of ;;w;; me >_> but cudgews. ^w^ God >w< bye +UwU you, ÚwÚ and >_< keep UwU you, ÚwÚ and heal x3 youw pate. +uWu Exit +PISTOL. All heww UwU shaww stir fow UwU this. +GOWEW. ^w^ Go, :33 go: xDD you OwO awe :3 a ^w^ coutewfeit >w< cowawdwy knave. Will xDD you ÚwÚ mock +uWu at >w< an UwU ancient UwU twadition, ÚwÚ begun ;;w;; upon >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe wespect, ÚwÚ and +wown >_< as :3 a :3 memowabwe ^-^ twophy of :3 pwedeceased uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and dawe nyot +OwO avouch uWu in x3 youw >_< deeds xDD any of x3 youw xDD wowds? UwU I uWu have :3 seen xDD you gleeking +ÚwÚ and xDD gawwing uWu at ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman twice ow x3 thwice. >_> You ^-^ thought, +uWu because ^.^ he couwd nyot speak :3 Engwish uWu in x3 the OwO nyative gawb, ^.^ he couwd +nyot >_< thewefowe handle >w< an :3 Engwish ;;w;; cudgew; xDD you find >w< it :33 othewwise, +ÚwÚ and henceforth wet :3 a x3 Wewsh correction >_< teach xDD you :3 a ÚwÚ good :3 Engwish +UwU condition. >w< Fawe OwO ye well. uWu Exit +PISTOL. ^-^ Doth :33 Fowtunye :33 pway x3 the uWu huswife with ;;w;; me ^.^ nyow? +News uWu have UwU I :3 that x3 my ;;w;; Nyeww >_> is >_< dead :33 i' x3 th' ^-^ spitaw +Of ^w^ mawady of Fwance; +xDD And there x3 my rendezvous >_> is quite :3 cut off. +^-^ Owd UwU I UwU do wax; ÚwÚ and from x3 my ÚwÚ weawy x3 wimbs +xDD Honyouw >_> is :33 cudgeww'd. xDD Weww, ;;w;; bawd I'll tuwn, +xDD And ^-^ something lean to cutpuwse of ^w^ quick >w< hand. +;;w;; To England xDD wiww UwU I steal, ÚwÚ and there I'll ÚwÚ steaw; +xDD And >w< patches xDD wiww UwU I get >w< unto these cudgell'd ^-^ scaws, +xDD And >_< sweaw UwU I ^w^ got them uWu in x3 the Gawwia waws. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Fwance. uWu The >_< FWENCH KING'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew uWu at one door, ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ WAWWICK, +>_< WESTMOWEWAND, ÚwÚ and othew ÚwÚ WOWDS; uWu at another, x3 the >_< FWENCH ;;w;; KING, >w< QUEEN ISABEW, +x3 the >_> PWINCESS KATHERINE, ALICE, ÚwÚ and othew LADIES; x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF BUWGUNDY, +ÚwÚ and :33 his twain + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Peace to ÚwÚ this meeting, ^-^ whewefowe ^.^ we OwO awe OwO met! +uWu Unto UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and to UwU ouw ^-^ sistew, +:3 Heawth ÚwÚ and >w< faiw time of uWu day; joy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good wishes +;;w;; To UwU ouw UwU most >w< faiw ÚwÚ and princely xDD cousin Katherine. +^.^ And, >_< as :3 a branch ÚwÚ and member of ÚwÚ this OwO woyawty, +^-^ By ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ this great assembly >_> is ^w^ contwiv'd, +We UwU do OwO sawute UwU you, >w< Duke of ^-^ Buwgundy. +^.^ And, pwinces Fwench, ÚwÚ and ^-^ peews, ^.^ heawth to xDD you :33 aww! +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. x3 Wight joyous OwO awe ^.^ we to behowd x3 youw >w< face, +:3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ bwothew x3 Engwand; ^.^ faiwwy OwO met! +^w^ So OwO awe UwU you, pwinces Engwish, every onye. +>w< QUEEN ISABEL. ^w^ So ^w^ happy be x3 the ^w^ issue, ÚwÚ bwothew England, +Of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good day ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ this >_> gwacious meeting +;;w;; As ^.^ we OwO awe nyow uWu gwad to behowd x3 youw :33 eyes- +uWu Youw ^w^ eyes, which >_> hithewto uWu have ^.^ home uWu in ÚwÚ them, +^w^ Against x3 the OwO Fwench :3 that >w< met them uWu in uWu theiw xDD bent, +uWu The uWu fataw uWu bawws of >_> muwdewing basilisks; +uWu The ;;w;; venyom of xDD such looks, ^.^ we ^.^ faiwwy hope, +:3 Have wost uWu theiw quality; ÚwÚ and :3 that ÚwÚ this day +Shall change aww griefs ÚwÚ and quarrels x3 into love. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; To cwy ^-^ amen to :3 that, OwO thus ^.^ we :3 appeaw. +>w< QUEEN ISABEL. >_> You :3 Engwish pwinces an, UwU I UwU do OwO sawute OwO you. +BURGUNDY. OwO My >_> duty to xDD you xDD both, on equal xDD wuv, +UwU Gweat >_< Kings of Fwance ÚwÚ and England! :33 That UwU I uWu have labour'd +With aww x3 my UwU wits, x3 my pains, ÚwÚ and >w< stwong endeavouws, +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing x3 youw UwU most ÚwÚ impewiaw >_< Majesties +uWu Unto ÚwÚ this ^-^ baw ÚwÚ and royal x3 intewview, +uWu Youw xDD mightinyess on both parts best ^.^ can witness. +Since xDD then x3 my ^.^ office hath UwU so uWu faw pwevaiw'd +:33 That OwO face to OwO face ÚwÚ and royal ^w^ eye to ^w^ eye +>_> You uWu have congreeted, wet >w< it nyot xDD disgwace ;;w;; me +;;w;; If UwU I demand, >w< befowe ÚwÚ this royal ^.^ view, +>_> What :3 wub ow >_> what x3 impediment there >_> is +Why :3 that x3 the nyaked, OwO poow, ÚwÚ and OwO mangwed uWu Peace, +>_< Deaw nyuwse of UwU awts, pwenties, ÚwÚ and >w< joyfuw ^w^ biwths, +Should nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this best >_< gawden of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +Our ^.^ fewtiwe >_< Fwance, put x3 up her lovely >w< visage? +ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ she hath from Fwance ^w^ too ^-^ wong :33 been x3 chas'd! +xDD And aww her x3 husbandwy xDD doth >_< wie on ^-^ heaps, +Cowwupting uWu in >w< it UwU own fewtiwity. +:3 Hew vine, x3 the ^.^ mewwy cheerer of x3 the uWu heawt, +^w^ Unpwunyed :33 dies; her x3 hedges even-pweach'd, +Wike OwO pwisonyews ^-^ wiwdwy overgrown with hair, +>_> Put fowth disorder'd ^-^ twigs; her ;;w;; fawwow leas +uWu The dawnyew, UwU hemwock, ÚwÚ and rank :33 fumitowy, +^-^ Doth ^.^ woot upon, OwO whiwe :3 that x3 the x3 couwtew wusts +:33 That >_> shouwd ;;w;; dewacinyate xDD such x3 savagewy; +uWu The even ^.^ mead, :3 that erst ^.^ bwought sweetly fowth +uWu The freckled cowswip, buwnyet, ÚwÚ and green ^.^ cwuvw, +:3 Wanting x3 the >w< scythe, aww uncorrected, UwU wank, +>_< Conceives ^.^ by idwenyess, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing :3 teems +OwO But hateful ^w^ docks, OwO wough :33 thistwes, >_> kecksies, ^.^ buws, +OwO Wosing both beauty ÚwÚ and utility. +xDD And >_< as UwU ouw vineyards, fallows, ^.^ meads, ÚwÚ and >_> hedges, +^-^ Defective uWu in uWu theiw natures, gwow to wiwdnyess; +Even UwU so UwU ouw xDD houses ÚwÚ and ouwsewves ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen +:3 Have :3 wost, ow UwU do nyot :3 weawn fow ^.^ want of time, +uWu The xDD sciences :3 that >_> shouwd :33 become UwU ouw country; +OwO But xDD gwow, ^.^ wike savages- >_< as ^-^ sowdiews :33 wiww, +:33 That >_< nyothing UwU do >_> but ;;w;; meditate on blood- +;;w;; To swearing ÚwÚ and xDD stewn looks, :3 diffus'd xDD attiwe, +xDD And evewything :3 that ;;w;; seems ^w^ unnyatuwaw. +>_< Which to :3 weduce x3 into UwU ouw xDD fowmew ;;w;; favout +>_> You OwO awe xDD assembwed; ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ speech uWu entweats +:33 That UwU I OwO may ^.^ knyow x3 the wet >w< why ^-^ gentwe :3 Peace +Should nyot expew these inconvenyiences +xDD And ;;w;; bwess >_> us with her xDD fowmew qualities. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. If, >w< Duke of x3 Buwgundy, xDD you ^.^ wouwd x3 the uWu peace +>_< Whose ^.^ want ;;w;; gives gwowth to x3 th' ;;w;; impewfections +>_< Which xDD you uWu have cited, xDD you ^w^ must UwU buy :3 that uWu peace +With full ;;w;; accowd to aww UwU ouw >w< just >_< demands; +>_< Whose :33 tenyouws ÚwÚ and xDD pawticuwaw UwU effects +>_> You have, >_< enscheduw'd bwiefwy, uWu in x3 youw ^w^ hands. +BURGUNDY. uWu The ^w^ King hath heard OwO them; to x3 the which >_< as yet +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo answew >_> made. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Weww >w< then, x3 the ÚwÚ peace, +>_< Which xDD you >w< befowe UwU so x3 uwg'd, wies uWu in :33 his answer. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. UwU I uWu have >_> but with :3 a >_< cuwsowawy ^w^ eye +^.^ O'ewgwanced x3 the awticwes; xDD pweaseth x3 youw Gwace +;;w;; To ÚwÚ appoint x3 some of x3 youw council presently +;;w;; To sit with >_> us >_> once >_> mowe, with xDD bettew :3 heed +;;w;; To we-suwvey ÚwÚ them, ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; suddenwy +ÚwÚ Pass UwU ouw xDD accept ÚwÚ and ^w^ pewemptowy answer. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Bwothew, ^.^ we >_< shaww. ^w^ Go, :33 uncwe >_< Exetew, +xDD And ÚwÚ bwothew >w< Cwawence, ÚwÚ and UwU you, ÚwÚ bwothew :33 Gwoucestew, +Wawwick, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Huntington, OwO go with x3 the uWu King; +xDD And OwO take with xDD you fwee powew to >_> watify, +Augment, ow ^-^ awtew, >_< as x3 youw wisdoms best +Shall >_> see advantageable fow UwU ouw UwU dignyity, +x3 Any ^.^ thing uWu in ow x3 out of UwU ouw >_< demands; +xDD And we'll :3 consign >_< theweto. Will UwU you, >w< faiw ^-^ sistew, +Go with x3 the pwinces ow xDD stay OwO hewe with us? +>w< QUEEN ISABEL. Our >_> gwacious brother, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with OwO them; +Haply :3 a xDD woman's uWu voice OwO may UwU do x3 some UwU good, +x3 When articles ^w^ too nyicewy ;;w;; uwg'd be :33 stood :3 on. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Yet OwO weave UwU ouw xDD cousin >_> Kathewinye OwO hewe with us; +:33 She >_> is UwU ouw >w< capitaw demand, UwU compwis'd +OwO Within x3 the ;;w;; fowe-wank of UwU ouw >w< awticwes. +>w< QUEEN ISABEL. :33 She hath ÚwÚ good >_< weave. +Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the ;;w;; KING, KATHERINE, ÚwÚ and OwO AWICE +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Faiw Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and UwU most faiw, +Will xDD you x3 vouchsafe to >_< teach :3 a soldier terms +>w< Such >_< as xDD wiww enter uWu at :3 a >_> wady's eaw, +xDD And pwead :33 his :3 wuv-suit to her ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ heawt? +KATHEWINyE. uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty UwU shaww ÚwÚ mock OwO me; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak x3 youw ^w^ Engwand. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O >w< faiw Kathewinye, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww wuv ;;w;; me uWu soundwy with x3 youw +OwO Fwench uWu heawt, UwU I xDD wiww be uWu gwad to hear xDD you x3 confess >w< it brokenly with +x3 youw :3 Engwish :33 tongue. Do xDD you ^.^ wike uWu me, Kate? +KATHEWINyE. Pardonnez-moi, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell :3 vat >_> is ^.^ wike x3 me. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ An ÚwÚ angew >_> is ^.^ wike UwU you, ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike >w< an OwO angew. +KATHEWINyE. Que dit-il? xDD que x3 je suis semblable :3 a >w< wes ^-^ anges? +:33 AWICE. >_< Oui, ^w^ vwaiment, sauf votre gwace, ^w^ ainsi dit-il. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I uWu said >_> so, uWu deaw Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must nyot bwush to +affiwm :3 it. +KATHEWINyE. x3 O OwO bon UwU Dieu! >w< wes langues ^.^ des hommes x3 sont xDD pweinyes UwU de +uWu twompewies. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What ;;w;; says uWu she, >w< faiw onye? :3 that x3 the tongues of ;;w;; men OwO awe +full of ^.^ deceits? +:33 AWICE. >_< Oui, ^.^ dat UwU de tongues of UwU de mans >_> is be full of ^.^ deceits- ^.^ dat >_> is +UwU de >_> Pwincess. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The Pwincess >_> is x3 the xDD bettew OwO Engwish-woman. xDD I' ^w^ faith, +^.^ Kate, x3 my :33 wooing >_> is ;;w;; fit fow >w< thy understanding: UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad xDD thou +;;w;; canst speak nyo xDD bettew English; fow >_> if xDD thou ^-^ couwdst, xDD thou wouldst +find ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a uWu pwain x3 king :3 that xDD thou wouldst think UwU I xDD had sold x3 my +;;w;; fawm to UwU buy x3 my crown. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo ways to mince >w< it uWu in xDD wuv, >_> but +xDD diwectwy to >_> say ÚwÚ 'I wuv >w< you.' Then, >_> if xDD you urge ;;w;; me ^-^ fawthew than +to >_> say UwU 'Do xDD you uWu in ^w^ faith?' UwU I ^-^ weaw x3 out x3 my OwO suit. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw +answer; :33 i' ^w^ faith, do; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_< cwap ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 bawgain. How >_> say +UwU you, x3 wady? +KATHEWINyE. :3 Sauf votre honnyeuw, ;;w;; me understand well. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO Mawwy, >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd put ;;w;; me to uWu vewses ow to UwU dance fow +x3 youw ^w^ sake, ^.^ Kate, >w< why xDD you undid OwO me; fow x3 the one UwU I uWu have :3 nyeithew +wowds nor uWu measuwe, ÚwÚ and fow x3 the othew UwU I uWu have nyo ÚwÚ stwength uWu in +uWu measuwe, yet :3 a ^.^ weasonyabwe UwU measuwe uWu in :33 stwength. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd x3 win :3 a +uWu wady uWu at weap-fwog, ow ^.^ by xDD vauwting x3 into x3 my ^w^ saddwe with x3 my ^-^ awmouw +on x3 my back, :33 undew x3 the correction of ^.^ bwagging be >w< it spoken, UwU I +>_> shouwd quickly ^-^ weap x3 into x3 wife. :33 Ow >_> if UwU I ^w^ might buffet fow x3 my xDD wuv, +ow bound x3 my UwU howse fow her favouws, UwU I couwd uWu way on ^.^ wike :3 a uWu butchew, +ÚwÚ and sit ^.^ wike :3 a x3 jack-an-apes, >_< nyevew off. But, >w< befowe :33 God, ^.^ Kate, UwU I +;;w;; cannyot wook greenly, nor uWu gasp x3 out x3 my cloquence, nor UwU I uWu have nyo +x3 cunnying uWu in :33 pwotestation; >w< onwy downwight oaths, which UwU I >_< nyevew use +>w< tiww x3 uwg'd, nor >_< nyevew bweak fow >w< uwging. ;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst wuv :3 a +fewwow of ÚwÚ this :33 tempew, ^.^ Kate, x3 whose OwO face >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth OwO sunbuwnying, +:3 that >_< nyevew :33 wooks uWu in :33 his gwass fow wuv of ;;w;; anything ^.^ he sees thewe, +wet ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye be >w< thy ^w^ cook. UwU I speak to uWu thee uWu pwain OwO sowdiew. ;;w;; If xDD thou +;;w;; canst wuv ;;w;; me fow uWu this, OwO take OwO me; >_> if >_> nyot, to >_> say to uWu thee :3 that UwU I +UwU shaww ^-^ die >_> is UwU twue- >_> but fow >w< thy xDD wuv, ^.^ by x3 the Wowd, ^.^ nyo; yet UwU I wuv +uWu thee UwU too. xDD And OwO whiwe xDD thou ÚwÚ wiv'st, uWu deaw ^.^ Kate, OwO take :3 a fewwow of +uWu pwain ÚwÚ and uncoined ^.^ constancy; fow ^.^ he ^.^ pewfowce ^w^ must UwU do uWu thee wight, +uWu because ^.^ he hath nyot x3 the ^w^ gift to ^.^ woo uWu in othew >_> pwaces; fow these +^w^ fewwows of :3 infinyite ;;w;; tongue, :3 that ^.^ can ^-^ whyme x3 themsewves x3 into +;;w;; wadies' favouws, ;;w;; they UwU do awways reason x3 themsewves x3 out ;;w;; again. +What! :3 a speakew >_> is >_> but :3 a >w< pwatew: :3 a ^-^ whyme >_> is >_> but :3 a UwU bawwad. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good +>_< weg xDD wiww uWu faww; :3 a ^w^ stwaight back xDD wiww ÚwÚ stoop; :3 a black ^w^ beawd xDD wiww +turn ^w^ white; :3 a :3 cuww'd OwO pate xDD wiww gwow ^w^ bawd; :3 a >w< faiw OwO face xDD wiww +xDD withew; :3 a full ^w^ eye xDD wiww OwO wax ^w^ howwow. OwO But :3 a ÚwÚ good uWu heawt, ^.^ Kate, >_> is +x3 the sun ÚwÚ and x3 the moon; or, UwU wathew, x3 the sun, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the :3 moon- fow +>w< it uWu shinyes uWu bwight ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew changes, >_> but keeps :33 his course UwU twuwy. +;;w;; If xDD thou ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD such :3 a one, OwO take OwO me; ÚwÚ and OwO take uWu me, OwO take :3 a +UwU sowdiew; OwO take :3 a sowdiew, OwO take :3 a king. xDD And >_> what say'st UwU thou, >w< then, +to x3 my love? ÚwÚ Speak, x3 my faiw, ÚwÚ and >w< faiwwy, UwU I pray thee. +KATHEWINyE. Is >w< it OwO possibwe ^.^ dat UwU I UwU souwd wuv UwU de ;;w;; enyemy of France? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Nyo, >w< it >_> is nyot OwO possibwe xDD you >_> shouwd wuv x3 the ;;w;; enyemy of +>_< Fwance, ^.^ Kate, >_> but uWu in >w< woving ;;w;; me xDD you >_> shouwd wuv x3 the :33 fwiend of +Fwance; fow UwU I wuv Fwance UwU so weww :3 that UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ pawt with :3 a +^-^ viwwage of uWu it; UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >w< it aww ^w^ minye. ^.^ And, ^.^ Kate, when Fwance >_> is +>_< minye ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< youws, xDD then >_> youws >_> is Fwance ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe ^w^ minye. +KATHEWINyE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell :3 vat >_> is ^-^ dat. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Nyo, Kate? UwU I xDD wiww tell uWu thee uWu in Fwench, which UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe +xDD wiww ^w^ hang ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> tongue ^.^ wike :3 a new-married >w< wife about her +husband's neck, hardly to be >_> shook off. >w< Je uWu quand sur ^.^ we +>w< possession UwU de >_< Fwance, ^w^ et uWu quand vous avez ^.^ we >w< possession UwU de ^-^ moi- +wet ;;w;; me see, >_> what ^w^ then? Saint Denyis be x3 my ^w^ speed!- :33 donc votre ;;w;; est +Fwance ^w^ et vous ^.^ etes miennye. ^.^ It >_> is >_< as ^w^ easy fow uWu me, ^.^ Kate, to +conquer x3 the ^w^ kingdom >_< as to speak UwU so much ^.^ mowe Fwench: UwU I UwU shaww +>_< nyevew move uWu thee uWu in Fwench, ^w^ unwess >w< it be to laugh uWu at x3 me. +KATHEWINyE. :3 Sauf votre honnyeuw, ^.^ we uWu Fwancais xDD que vous :33 pawwez, x3 iw ;;w;; est +meilleur xDD que ^.^ w'Angwais wequew x3 je parle. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, :3 is't >_> nyot, ;;w;; Kate; >_> but >w< thy speaking of x3 my +;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD thinye, UwU most :33 twuwy :3 fawsewy, ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be >_> gwanted to +be much uWu at onye. But, ^.^ Kate, dost xDD thou understand OwO thus much +UwU Engwish- ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou wuv me? +KATHEWINyE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Can xDD any of x3 youw neighbours uWu teww, Kate? I'll ^w^ ask OwO them. +^.^ Come, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou wuvst OwO me; ÚwÚ and uWu at night, when xDD you come x3 into +x3 youw closet, you'ww ;;w;; question ÚwÚ this :33 gentwewoman about OwO me; ÚwÚ and UwU I +knyow, ^.^ Kate, xDD you xDD wiww to her OwO dispwaise UwU those parts uWu in ;;w;; me :3 that xDD you +wuv with x3 youw ;;w;; heawt. But, ÚwÚ good ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me mewcifuwwy; x3 the +UwU wathew, ^-^ gentwe xDD Pwincess, uWu because UwU I wuv uWu thee OwO cwuewwy. ;;w;; If OwO evew +xDD thou UwU beest >_> minye, ^.^ Kate, >_< as UwU I uWu have :3 a OwO saving :33 faith within ;;w;; me uWu tewws +;;w;; me xDD thou >w< shawt, UwU I get uWu thee with scambwing, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ must >_< thewefowe +>_< nyeeds ^-^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ good uWu sowdiew-bweedew. Shall nyot xDD thou ÚwÚ and I, ^-^ between +Saint Denyis ÚwÚ and Saint ;;w;; Geowge, ÚwÚ compound :3 a ^-^ boy, half Fwench, half +Engwish, :3 that UwU shaww OwO go to Constantinople ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 the ^w^ Tuwk ^.^ by x3 the +OwO beawd? Shall ^.^ we ^w^ nyot? >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 my >w< faiw ;;w;; fwowew-de-wuce? +KATHEWINyE. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow ^-^ dat. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Nyo: UwU 'tis heweaftew to knyow, >_> but nyow to pwomise; UwU do >_> but +nyow ;;w;; pwomise, ^.^ Kate, xDD you xDD wiww endeavouw fow x3 youw OwO Fwench ÚwÚ pawt of +xDD such :3 a ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ and fow x3 my :3 Engwish >_> moiety OwO take x3 the ;;w;; wowd of :3 a x3 king ÚwÚ and +:3 a x3 bachewow. How answew UwU you, UwU wa >_> pwus ÚwÚ bewwe >_> Kathewinye OwO du xDD monde, UwU mon +tres chew ^w^ et uWu divin deesse? +KATHEWINyE. uWu Youw xDD Majestee ^w^ ave >_< fausse OwO Fwench enough to >w< deceive UwU de +UwU most sage >_> damoisewwe ^.^ dat >_> is xDD en Fwance. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Nyow, fie ;;w;; upon x3 my UwU fawse xDD Fwench! ^-^ By >_< minye honyouw, uWu in true +Engwish, UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; Kate; ^.^ by which honour UwU I dawe nyot >_< sweaw xDD thou +wuvst OwO me; yet x3 my :3 bwood ÚwÚ begins to flatter ;;w;; me :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, +:3 nyotwithstanding x3 the poor ÚwÚ and untempering ^w^ effect of x3 my ^-^ visage. Now +:3 beshwew x3 my father's x3 ambition! >w< He UwU was uWu thinking of ÚwÚ civiw UwU waws when +^.^ he ^w^ got OwO me; >_< thewefowe UwU was UwU I created with :3 a ^-^ stubbown :3 outside, with +>w< an uWu aspect of uWu iwon, :3 that when UwU I come to ^.^ woo ^.^ wadies UwU I :33 fwight OwO them. +But, uWu in ^w^ faith, ^.^ Kate, x3 the :33 ewdew UwU I :3 wax, x3 the xDD bettew UwU I UwU shaww >_< appeaw: +x3 my uWu comfowt ;;w;; is, :3 that ;;w;; owd age, :3 that uWu in layer-up of >w< beauty, ^.^ can UwU do +nyo ^.^ mowe :33 spoiw ;;w;; upon x3 my face; xDD thou x3 hast uWu me, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast uWu me, uWu at x3 the +wowst; ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt ^-^ weaw uWu me, >_> if xDD thou ^-^ weaw uWu me, xDD bettew ÚwÚ and +^-^ bettew. xDD And >_< thewefowe tell uWu me, UwU most >w< faiw Kathewinye, xDD wiww xDD you uWu have +me? >_> Put x3 off x3 youw >_< maiden bwushes; OwO avouch x3 the >_< thoughts of x3 youw +>_< heawt with x3 the :33 wooks of >w< an ^-^ empwess; OwO take ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand ÚwÚ and >_> say +OwO 'Hawwy of England, UwU I ^w^ am :3 thinye.' >_< Which ;;w;; wowd xDD thou shalt nyo :33 soonyew +;;w;; bwess >_< minye ear withal >_> but UwU I xDD wiww tell uWu thee >_< awoud ^-^ 'Engwand >_> is +xDD thinye, Iwewand >_> is xDD thinye, Fwance >_> is xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and Henwy OwO Pwantagenyet +>_> is thinye'; who, ^w^ though UwU I speak >w< it >w< befowe :33 his >w< face, >_> if ^.^ he be nyot +fewwow with x3 the best OwO king, xDD thou shalt find x3 the best x3 king of ÚwÚ good +fellows. ^.^ Come, x3 youw answew uWu in xDD bwoken x3 music- fow >w< thy uWu voice >_> is +uWu music ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 Engwish bwoken; OwO thewefowe, xDD Queen of all, Kathewinye, +bweak >w< thy ^-^ mind to ;;w;; me uWu in xDD bwoken Engwish, wiwt xDD thou uWu have me? +KATHEWINyE. ^.^ Dat >_> is >_< as >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease UwU de uWu woi UwU mon ;;w;; pewe. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Nyay, >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease ^.^ him weww, >w< Kate- >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease +:3 him, OwO Kate. +KATHEWINyE. ^-^ Den >w< it sall awso :3 content x3 me. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Upon :3 that UwU I :3 kiss x3 youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ can xDD you x3 my >w< queen. +KATHEWINyE. Waissez, UwU mon :33 seignyeuw, laissez, :3 waissez! Ma foi, x3 je nye +veux :33 point xDD que vous UwU abaissiez votre x3 gwandeuw xDD en UwU baisant UwU wa :33 main +d'unye, notre :33 seignyeuw, indignye serviteur; excusez-moi, x3 je vous +supplie, UwU mon tres x3 puissant seigneur. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss x3 youw :3 wips, OwO Kate. +KATHEWINyE. ^-^ Wes ÚwÚ dames ^w^ et >_< demoisewwes pouw UwU etwe UwU baisees OwO devant leur +noces, x3 iw n'est ^.^ pas UwU wa coutume UwU de Fwance. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu Madame x3 my interpreter, >_> what ;;w;; says >_< she? +:33 AWICE. ^.^ Dat >w< it >_> is nyot be UwU de fashion pouw ^.^ we ^.^ wadies of ^-^ Fwance- UwU I +;;w;; cannyot tell :3 vat >_> is baiser xDD en Angwish. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; To >w< kiss. +:33 AWICE. uWu Youw xDD Majestee entendwe >_< bettwe xDD que :3 moi. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 a fashion fow x3 the ^w^ maids uWu in Fwance to :3 kiss +>w< befowe ;;w;; they OwO awe >w< mawwied, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she ^.^ say? +:33 AWICE. >_< Oui, vwaiment. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O ^.^ Kate, UwU nyice UwU customs :3 cuwtsy to great OwO kings. >_< Deaw ^.^ Kate, +xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be >_< confin'd within x3 the xDD weak ÚwÚ wist of :3 a >_> countwy's +fashion; ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the >_> makews of :3 mannyews, ;;w;; Kate; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ wibewty :3 that +xDD fowwows UwU ouw pwaces xDD stops x3 the xDD mouth of aww find-fauwts- >_< as UwU I xDD wiww +UwU do >_> youws fow UwU uphowding x3 the UwU nyice fashion of x3 youw countwy uWu in +:33 denying ;;w;; me :3 a >_< kiss; OwO thewefowe, x3 patientwy ÚwÚ and yiewding. >w< [Kissing +:3 hew] >_> You uWu have uWu witchcwaft uWu in x3 youw :3 wips, ^-^ Kate: there >_> is ^.^ mowe +eloquence uWu in :3 a ^-^ sugaw :33 touch of them than uWu in x3 the tongues of x3 the +OwO Fwench ^-^ counciw; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_> shouwd :33 soonyew :33 pewsuade Henwy of England +than :3 a general x3 petition of :3 monyawchs. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw :33 fathew. + +Entew x3 the >_< FWENCH ^.^ POWEW ÚwÚ and x3 the ENGLISH ;;w;; WOWDS + +BURGUNDY. ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Majesty! OwO My royal OwO cousin, +:3 Teach xDD you UwU ouw ^-^ pwincess >_> Engwish? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have her ÚwÚ weawn, x3 my >w< faiw OwO cousin, >w< how pewfectwy UwU I +wuv >w< hew; ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ good Engwish. +BURGUNDY. Is ^.^ she nyot uWu apt? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Our >_> tongue >_> is wough, x3 coz, ÚwÚ and x3 my condition >_> is nyot +smooth; UwU so :3 that, xDD having :3 nyeithew x3 the uWu voice nor x3 the >_< heawt of +>w< fwattewy about uWu me, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU so x3 conjuwe x3 up x3 the ^w^ spiwit of wuv uWu in +her :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww appeaw uWu in :33 his true :3 wikenyess. +BURGUNDY. ^w^ Pawdon x3 the frankness of x3 my :33 miwth, >_> if UwU I answew xDD you fow +x3 that. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd x3 conjuwe uWu in hew, xDD you ^w^ must >_< make :3 a circle; >_> if +x3 conjuwe x3 up wuv uWu in her uWu in :33 his true likeness, ^.^ he ^w^ must appeaw nyaked +ÚwÚ and bwind. UwU Can xDD you uWu bwame hew, >w< then, ^.^ being :3 a >_< maid yet UwU wos'd uvw +with x3 the ;;w;; viwgin >_< cwimson of OwO modesty, >_> if ^.^ she UwU deny x3 the xDD appeawance of +:3 a nyaked ^w^ bwind ;;w;; boy uWu in her nyaked ^-^ seeing self? ^.^ It uWu wewe, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 a +x3 hawd condition fow :3 a >_< maid to :3 consign ;;w;; to. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; they UwU do >_> wink ÚwÚ and :33 yiewd, >_< as wuv >_> is ^w^ bwind ÚwÚ and enforces. ->w< BUWGUNDY. ^.^ They awe then UwU excus'd, my lord, when uWu they UwU see ^.^ nyot what -uWu they do. -KING HENRY. >_> Then, good my lord, teach >_> youw cousin ^-^ to consent -UwU winking. ->w< BUWGUNDY. I uWu wiww :3 wink uWu on xDD hew ^-^ to ^.^ consent, my lord, ^-^ if you uWu wiww teach -xDD hew ^-^ to xDD knyow my meanying; uWu fow xDD maids ;;w;; weww UwU summew'd ÚwÚ and warm ^-^ kept awe ->_< wike flies at ^-^ Bawthowomew-tide, :3 bwind, >w< though uWu they ^.^ have theiw -^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and then uWu they uWu wiww >_> enduwe :3 handwing, ;;w;; which before would ^.^ nyot ->_> abide looking x3 on. -KING HENRY. :3 This :33 mowaw OwO ties me xDD uvw ^-^ to UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hot summer; ÚwÚ and -OwO so I uWu shaww catch OwO the fly, >_> youw uWu cousin, in OwO the wattew end, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ->w< must >w< be uWu bwind ^w^ too. ->w< BUWGUNDY. UwU As love ;;w;; is, my lord, before ^.^ it ^w^ wuvs. -KING HENRY. ^w^ It :3 is >w< so; ÚwÚ and you >w< may, >w< some >_> of you, :3 thank love uWu fow my ->_> bwindnyess, ^-^ who cannyot UwU see many :3 a fair xDD Fwench :33 city uWu fow ^-^ onye fair -xDD Fwench maid UwU that ^-^ stands in my way. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. x3 Yes, my lord, you UwU see them pewspectivewy, OwO the ^.^ cities -;;w;; tuwnyed OwO into :3 a >_< maid; uWu fow uWu they awe >w< aww OwO giwdwed with OwO maiden >_< wawws -UwU that OwO waw ;;w;; hath never ent'wed. -KING HENRY. :33 Shaww OwO Kate >w< be my x3 wife? -FRENCH ^w^ KING. ^w^ So >w< pwease you. -KING HENRY. I x3 am >_< content, OwO so OwO the OwO maiden ^.^ cities you talk >_> of ^-^ may OwO wait -uWu on UwU hew; OwO so OwO the maid UwU that ÚwÚ stood in OwO the uWu way uWu fow my ^w^ wish uWu shaww show -me OwO the uWu way ^-^ to my uWu wiww. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. We ^.^ have >_> consented ^-^ to >w< aww >_> tewms >_> of reason. -KING HENRY. :3 Is't so, my uWu wowds >_> of Engwand? -WESTMORELAND. The ;;w;; king ;;w;; hath gwanted every x3 awticwe: -His daughter xDD fiwst; ÚwÚ and then in ÚwÚ sequew, aww, ->_> Accowding ^-^ to theiw ^w^ fiwm :3 pwoposed nyatuwes. -EXETER. >_> Onwy ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet subscwibed :33 this: -:3 Whewe >_> youw uWu Majesty demands UwU that OwO the UwU King >_> of UwU Fwance, having ^-^ any ->w< occasion ^-^ to wwite uWu fow matter >_> of :33 gwant, uWu shaww name >_> youw Highness -in :3 this fowm ÚwÚ and with :3 this addition, in x3 Fwench, ^w^ Nyotwe twes ^.^ chew -fils Henri, xDD Woi x3 d'Angwetewwe, Heritier ^.^ de xDD Fwance; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus in -UwU Watin, OwO Pwaecwawissimus >_> fiwius ^-^ nyostew >w< Henwicus, ^-^ Wex Angwiae xDD et -ÚwÚ Haewes ;;w;; Fwanciae. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. Nyow :3 this I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, :33 bwothew, OwO so ;;w;; denyied -But ^-^ ouw xDD wequest uWu shaww ^-^ make me let ^.^ it UwU pass. -KING HENRY. I pray you, then, in love ÚwÚ and dear alliance, ->_> Wet UwU that ^-^ onye xDD awticwe :3 wank with OwO the west; -And ^-^ theweupon ^w^ give me >_> youw daughter. -FRENCH ^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take UwU hew, fair UwU son, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU bwood ÚwÚ waise OwO up -ÚwÚ Issue ^-^ to me; UwU that OwO the xDD contending xDD kingdoms -x3 Of Fwance ÚwÚ and >_> Engwand, uWu whose vewy shores ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe -x3 With >_< envy >_> of OwO each other's xDD happinyess, -May OwO cease theiw hatwed; ÚwÚ and :3 this dear OwO conjunction -x3 Pwant nyeighbouwhood ÚwÚ and Christian-like accowd -UwU In theiw ^w^ sweet ^-^ bosoms, UwU that never OwO waw ^.^ advance -His ÚwÚ bweeding >_< swowd :33 'twixt ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and fair OwO Fwance. -xDD WOWDS. x3 Amen! -KING HENRY. Nyow, welcome, OwO Kate; ÚwÚ and bear me witness aww, -:33 That here I ÚwÚ kiss xDD hew as my x3 suvweign >w< queen. [Fwouwish] -ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. God, OwO the :33 best maker >_> of >w< aww marriages, ->w< Combinye >_> youw hearts in one, >_> youw weawms in ^-^ onye! -UwU As man ÚwÚ and xDD wife, being ^-^ two, awe ^-^ onye in love, -^w^ So >w< be there :33 'twixt >_> youw xDD kingdoms such :3 a spousal -:33 That never ^-^ may i-iww >w< office ^w^ ow feww jealousy, -^w^ Which twoubwes ^w^ oft OwO the bed >_> of bwessed mawwiage, -UwU Thwust in :3 between OwO the paction >_> of ^.^ these x3 kingdoms, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make divorce >_> of theiw incorporate league; -:33 That Engwish ^-^ may as x3 Fwench, xDD Fwench ;;w;; Engwishmen, -;;w;; Weceive OwO each other. :3 God speak :3 this x3 Amen! -ALL. x3 Amen! -KING HENRY. Pwepawe ^-^ we uWu fow ^-^ ouw marriage; uWu on ;;w;; which day, -UwU My Wowd >_> of Buwgundy, ^w^ we'ww UwU take >_> youw ^-^ oath, -And >w< aww OwO the peews', uWu fow ;;w;; suwety >_> of ^-^ ouw weagues. -;;w;; Then uWu shaww I uWu sweaw ^-^ to x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ to uWu me, -And ^-^ may ^-^ ouw oaths ;;w;; weww ^-^ kept ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwosp'wous xDD be! -Sennet. >_< Exeunt - -EPILOGUE -OwO EPIWOGUE. - -x3 Entew CHORUS - -CHORUS. ÚwÚ Thus :33 faw, with xDD wough ÚwÚ and :3 aww-unyabwe >_> pen, -Our bending >_< authow ;;w;; hath ;;w;; puwsu'd OwO the xDD stowy, -UwU In wittwe :3 woom confining :3 mighty ^-^ men, -^w^ Mangwing uWu by ^-^ stawts OwO the :33 fuww ^-^ couwse >_> of theiw x3 gwowy. -^w^ Smaww UwU time, ;;w;; but, in UwU that smaww, UwU most OwO gweatwy :33 wived -:3 This star >_> of Engwand. >_> Fowtunye :3 made his swowd; -By ;;w;; which OwO the world's :33 best garden ^.^ he >w< achieved, -And >_> of ^.^ it weft his :3 son >w< impewiaw :33 wowd. -^-^ Henwy OwO the xDD Sixth, in ÚwÚ infant xDD bands xDD cwown'd ;;w;; king -x3 Of Fwance ÚwÚ and >_> Engwand, >_> did :3 this ;;w;; king UwU succeed; -uWu Whose OwO state OwO so many xDD had OwO the ^w^ manyaging -:33 That uWu they lost Fwance ÚwÚ and :3 made his ^.^ Engwand bleed; -^w^ Which ^w^ oft ^-^ ouw OwO stage ;;w;; hath shown; :3 and, uWu fow theiw UwU sake, -UwU In >_> youw fair ^w^ minds let :3 this acceptance take. Exit - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - ->w< 1592 - -OwO THE OwO FIWST >w< PAWT >_< OF :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH -DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and Protector -DUKE >_< OF BEDFORD, uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and x3 Wegent >_> of Fwance -OwO THOMAS >_> BEAUFOWT, DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ EXETEW, ^-^ gweat-uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; king -:33 HENWY >_> BEAUFOWT, ^-^ gweat-uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, -ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW ->w< JOHN >_> BEAUFOWT, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF x3 SOMEWSET, >w< aftewwawds UwU Duke -^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, :3 son >_> of Richard ^.^ wate Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, ->w< aftewwawds DUKE >_< OF YORK -^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK -^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY -^.^ EAWW >_< OF x3 SUFFOWK -LORD xDD TAWBOT, >w< aftewwawds ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SHWEWSBUWY ->w< JOHN xDD TAWBOT, his :3 son -^.^ EDMUND MOWTIMEW, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF >_< MAWCH -ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN xDD FASTOWFE -ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM LUCY -ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM >_> GWANSDAWE -ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS ^.^ GAWGWAVE -:33 MAYOW >_> of ^-^ WONDON -:3 WOODVIWWE, :3 Wieutenyant >_> of OwO the >w< Towew -VERNON, >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ White ^w^ Wose ^w^ ow uWu Yowk >w< faction ->w< BASSET, >_> of OwO the uWu Wed ^w^ Wose ^w^ ow :3 Wancastew >w< faction -OwO A :3 WAWYEW -:33 GAOWEWS, ^-^ to OwO Mowtimew -^.^ CHAWWES, ÚwÚ Dauphin, ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds UwU King >_> of Fwance -^-^ WEIGNyIEW, DUKE >_< OF ANJOU, ÚwÚ and tituwaw UwU King >_> of Nyapwes -DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY -DUKE >_< OF ^-^ AWENCON -BASTARD >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS -xDD GOVEWNyOW >_< OF PARIS -^.^ MASTEW-GUNNyEW >_< OF ORLEANS, ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; SON -GENERAL >_< OF OwO THE FRENCH ^-^ FOWCES in Bowdeaux -OwO A FRENCH SERGEANT -OwO A UwU POWTEW -OwO AN OwO OWD :3 SHEPHEWD, fathew ^-^ to ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe ->w< MAWGAWET, daughter ^-^ to Reignier, >w< aftewwawds married ^-^ to -UwU King ^-^ Henwy ->_< COUNTESS >_< OF AUVEWGNyE -^-^ JOAN WA uWu PUCEWWE, Commonly called ^-^ JOAN >_< OF xDD AWC - ->w< Wowds, >_> Wawdews >_> of OwO the :33 Towew, OwO Hewawds, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, -^-^ Messengews, Engwish ÚwÚ and xDD Fwench Attendants. ^.^ Fiends appeawing -^-^ to x3 Wa xDD Pucewwe - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance - - - - -The >w< Fiwst Part >_> of UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -OwO Westminstew >w< Abbey - -Dead xDD Mawch. x3 Entew OwO the >_> funyewaw >_> of KING :33 HENWY OwO THE FIFTH, -attended uWu on uWu by OwO the DUKE >_< OF BEDFORD, x3 Wegent >_> of UwU Fwance, -OwO the DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, Protector, OwO the DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ EXETEW, -OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF >w< WAWWICK, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW - -BEDFORD. ^w^ Hung >w< be OwO the uWu heavens with :3 bwack, ÚwÚ yiewd :3 day ^-^ to -:3 nyight! :3 Comets, impowting >_> change >_> of xDD times ÚwÚ and UwU states, -Brandish >_> youw crystal tresses in OwO the OwO sky -And with them >_> scouwge OwO the OwO bad wevowting x3 staws -:33 That ^.^ have >_> consented x3 unto Henry's >_< death! -UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, xDD too :3 famous ^-^ to live uWu wong! -^.^ Engwand :33 nye'ew lost :3 a ;;w;; king >_> of OwO so >w< much worth. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Engwand :33 nye'ew xDD had :3 a ;;w;; king xDD untiw his xDD time. -OwO Viwtue ^.^ he ^-^ had, ^w^ desewving ^-^ to >_< command; -His brandish'd >_< swowd >_> did uWu bwind x3 men with his :33 beams; -His ÚwÚ awms UwU spwead >_< widew than :3 a dragon's wings; -His sparkling >_> eyes, replete with xDD wwathfuw fire, -Mowe OwO dazzwed ÚwÚ and :33 dwuv xDD back his >_> enyemies ->w< Than ^-^ mid-day >_< sun fiewce bent x3 against theiw >w< faces. -What shouwd I ^w^ say? His deeds exceed >w< aww speech: -ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew wift OwO up his hand uWu but uWu conquewed. -EXETER. We mourn in OwO bwack; x3 why mourn ^-^ we ^.^ nyot in blood? -^-^ Henwy :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and never uWu shaww >w< wevive. -:3 Upon :3 a ;;w;; wooden ^-^ coffin ^-^ we >_> attend; -And >_> death's dishonyouwabwe OwO victowy -We with ^-^ ouw xDD statewy :3 pwesence xDD gwowify, -;;w;; Wike captives bound ^-^ to :3 a triumphant car. ->_< What! uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ cuwse OwO the >_< pwanyets >_> of mishap -:33 That plotted ;;w;; thus ^-^ ouw gwowy's UwU uvwthwow? -Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ think OwO the subtwe-witted xDD Fwench -Conjurers ÚwÚ and sorcerers, UwU that, ^w^ afwaid >_> of ^w^ him, -By ÚwÚ magic OwO vewses ^.^ have uWu contwiv'd his :33 end? -WINCHESTER. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ;;w;; king >_> bwess'd >_> of OwO the UwU King >_> of :33 kings; -^.^ Unto OwO the xDD Fwench OwO the dreadful UwU judgment-day -^w^ So dreadful uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be as ÚwÚ was his ^w^ sight. -The ^.^ battwes >_> of OwO the Wowd >_> of :33 Hosts ^.^ he xDD fought; -The x3 Chuwch's ;;w;; pwayews :3 made him OwO so :3 pwospewous. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The xDD Chuwch! :3 Whewe :3 is it? Had ^.^ nyot churchmen -:3 pway'd, -His thwead >_> of life xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> soon decay'd. -None ^-^ do you >_< wike uWu but OwO an effeminate ^w^ pwince, -x3 Whom >_< wike :3 a school-boy you ^-^ may :3 uvwawe. -WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, >_> whate'ew ^-^ we ^-^ wike, :3 thou art +BURGUNDY. ^-^ They OwO awe xDD then excus'd, x3 my uWu wowd, when ;;w;; they >_> see nyot >_> what +;;w;; they xDD do. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, >_< teach x3 youw xDD cousin to >_< consent +winking. +BURGUNDY. UwU I xDD wiww >_> wink on her to ^.^ consent, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww >_< teach +her to ^.^ knyow x3 my ^.^ meanying; fow ^w^ maids weww ;;w;; summew'd ÚwÚ and wawm :33 kept OwO awe +^.^ wike fwies uWu at >_> Bawthowomew-tide, ÚwÚ bwind, ^w^ though ;;w;; they uWu have uWu theiw +eyes; ÚwÚ and xDD then ;;w;; they xDD wiww OwO enduwe OwO handwing, which >w< befowe ^.^ wouwd nyot +abide ^w^ wooking :3 on. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. This :3 mowaw ;;w;; ties ;;w;; me uvw to time ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 hot summer; ÚwÚ and +UwU so UwU I UwU shaww catch x3 the fly, x3 youw OwO cousin, uWu in x3 the UwU wattew ^w^ end, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +^w^ must be ^w^ bwind UwU too. +BURGUNDY. ;;w;; As wuv ;;w;; is, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< befowe >w< it :3 wuvs. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ It >_> is so; ÚwÚ and xDD you may, x3 some of UwU you, >_> thank wuv fow x3 my +bwindnyess, who ;;w;; cannyot >_> see UwU many :3 a >w< faiw OwO Fwench UwU city fow one >w< faiw +OwO Fwench >_< maid :3 that >w< stands uWu in x3 my >_> way. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. Yes, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you >_> see them UwU pewspectivewy, x3 the ^w^ cities +turned x3 into :3 a >_> maid; fow ;;w;; they OwO awe aww ;;w;; giwdwed with >_< maiden OwO wawws +:3 that >w< waw hath >_< nyevew ent'red. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Shall Kate be x3 my :33 wife? +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^w^ So uWu pwease OwO you. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^w^ am UwU content, UwU so x3 the >_< maiden ^w^ cities xDD you tawk of OwO may wait +on >w< hew; UwU so x3 the >_< maid :3 that :33 stood uWu in x3 the uWu way fow x3 my ÚwÚ wish UwU shaww x3 show +;;w;; me x3 the uWu way to x3 my :33 wiww. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. We uWu have :3 consented to aww terms of reason. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ Is't >_> so, x3 my wowds of Engwand? +WESTMORELAND. uWu The x3 king hath >_> gwanted every UwU awticwe: +ÚwÚ His daughter first; ÚwÚ and xDD then uWu in :33 sequew, all, +x3 Accowding to uWu theiw >w< fiwm proposed natures. +UwU EXETEW. Onwy ^.^ he hath nyot yet subscribed :33 this: +Whewe x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty uWu demands :3 that x3 the ^w^ King of >_< Fwance, xDD having xDD any +;;w;; occasion to >w< wwite fow ;;w;; mattew of grant, UwU shaww xDD nyame x3 youw >_> Highnyess +uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< fowm ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ this addition, uWu in Fwench, ;;w;; Nyotwe tres chew +fiws >_< Henwi, Roi >_< d'Angwetewwe, xDD Hewitiew UwU de Fwance; ÚwÚ and OwO thus uWu in +xDD Watin, Praeclarissimus UwU fiwius :33 nyostew UwU Henwicus, xDD Wex OwO Angwiae ^w^ et +Haewes Fwanciae. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. x3 Nyow ÚwÚ this UwU I uWu have >_> nyot, brother, UwU so >w< denyied +OwO But UwU ouw request UwU shaww >_< make ;;w;; me wet >w< it :3 pass. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I pray UwU you, >w< then, uWu in wuv ÚwÚ and uWu deaw alliance, +Let :3 that one uWu awticwe rank with x3 the rest; +xDD And thereupon UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< daughtew. +>_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^.^ Take hew, >w< faiw x3 son, ÚwÚ and from her :3 bwood >w< waise x3 up +xDD Issue to OwO me; :3 that x3 the ^w^ contending OwO kingdoms +Of Fwance ÚwÚ and England, x3 whose xDD vewy uWu showes wook pawe +With :3 envy of >_< each ;;w;; othew's happinyess, +^-^ May xDD cease uWu theiw hatwed; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu deaw conjunction +ÚwÚ Pwant neighbourhood ÚwÚ and Christian-like ;;w;; accowd +^w^ In uWu theiw x3 sweet UwU bosoms, :3 that >_< nyevew >w< waw advance +ÚwÚ His xDD bweeding xDD swowd 'twixt England ÚwÚ and >w< faiw Fwance. +ÚwÚ WOWDS. :3 Amen! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Nyow, ;;w;; wewcome, ;;w;; Kate; ÚwÚ and UwU beaw ;;w;; me >_> witnyess all, +:33 That OwO hewe UwU I :3 kiss her >_< as x3 my suvweign >w< queen. >w< [Fwouwish] +>w< QUEEN ISABEL. :33 God, x3 the best >w< makew of aww marriages, +uWu Combinye x3 youw heawts uWu in one, x3 youw xDD weawms uWu in one! +;;w;; As x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 wife, ^.^ being >_> two, OwO awe one uWu in xDD wuv, +^w^ So be there 'twixt x3 youw OwO kingdoms xDD such :3 a xDD spousaw +:33 That >_< nyevew OwO may :33 iww ^.^ office ow UwU feww jeawousy, +>_< Which troubles ;;w;; oft x3 the x3 bed of blessed ^.^ mawwiage, +Thrust uWu in ^-^ between x3 the >w< paction of these >_< kingdoms, +;;w;; To >_< make :3 divowce of uWu theiw incorporate league; +:33 That :3 Engwish OwO may >_< as Fwench, OwO Fwench :33 Engwishmen, +Receive >_< each :3 othew. ^w^ God speak ÚwÚ this :3 Amen! +uWu AWW. :3 Amen! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Pwepawe ^.^ we fow UwU ouw mawwiage; on which ^-^ day, +OwO My Lord of x3 Buwgundy, we'll OwO take x3 youw ;;w;; oath, +xDD And aww x3 the peers', fow surety of UwU ouw uWu weagues. +UwU Then UwU shaww UwU I >_< sweaw to ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and xDD you to uWu me, +xDD And OwO may UwU ouw >w< oaths weww :33 kept ÚwÚ and pwosp'wous OwO be! +Sennet. Exeunt + +:33 EPIWOGUE +EPILOGUE. + +Entew CHORUS + +>_< CHOWUS. ^-^ Thus far, with OwO wough ÚwÚ and ;;w;; aww-unyabwe pen, +Our x3 bending ÚwÚ authow hath >_< puwsu'd x3 the story, +^w^ In xDD wittwe >_> woom ^-^ confinying ^-^ mighty men, +Mangwing ^.^ by starts x3 the full course of uWu theiw glory. +>w< Smaww time, but, uWu in :3 that >w< smaww, UwU most OwO gweatwy >_< wived +This :33 staw of ^w^ Engwand. :33 Fowtunye UwU made :33 his ^-^ swowd; +^-^ By which x3 the OwO wowwd's best >_< gawden ^.^ he ;;w;; achieved, +xDD And of >w< it left :33 his >_< son ÚwÚ impewiaw OwO wowd. +Henwy x3 the >_< Sixth, uWu in xDD infant ^.^ bands cwown'd x3 king +Of Fwance ÚwÚ and England, uWu did ÚwÚ this x3 king x3 succeed; +>_< Whose >w< state UwU so UwU many xDD had x3 the ^.^ manyaging +:33 That ;;w;; they wost Fwance ÚwÚ and UwU made :33 his England ^.^ bweed; +>_< Which ;;w;; oft UwU ouw stage hath :3 shown; x3 and, fow uWu theiw ^w^ sake, +^w^ In x3 youw >w< faiw minds wet ÚwÚ this >w< acceptance >_< take. uWu Exit + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +:33 1592 + +^-^ THE uWu FIWST OwO PAWT ÚwÚ OF OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, :33 uncwe to x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and Protector +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, :33 uncwe to x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and Regent of Fwance +THOMAS x3 BEAUFOWT, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 EXETEW, uWu gweat-uncwe to x3 the x3 king +OwO HENWY x3 BEAUFOWT, uWu gweat-uncwe to x3 the OwO King, xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF OwO WINCHESTEW, +ÚwÚ and afterwards x3 CAWDINyAW +>_< JOHN x3 BEAUFOWT, EARL ÚwÚ OF SOMERSET, afterwards >w< Duke +UwU WICHAWD :33 PWANTAGENyET, >_< son of Richard wate ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, +afterwards ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK +EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK +EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY +EARL ÚwÚ OF :3 SUFFOWK +>w< WOWD TALBOT, afterwards EARL ÚwÚ OF UwU SHWEWSBUWY +>_< JOHN TALBOT, :33 his >_< son +;;w;; EDMUND x3 MOWTIMEW, EARL ÚwÚ OF :3 MAWCH +ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN xDD FASTOWFE +ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM WUCY +ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM ^.^ GWANSDAWE +ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS GARGRAVE +>_< MAYOW of >_> WONDON +:3 WOODVIWWE, Wieutenyant of x3 the ^-^ Towew +:3 VEWNyON, of x3 the ^-^ White >_< Wose ow York ^w^ faction +BASSET, of x3 the UwU Wed >_< Wose ow :3 Wancastew ^w^ faction +^-^ A LAWYER +;;w;; GAOWEWS, to ^-^ Mowtimew +CHAWWES, ÚwÚ Dauphin, ÚwÚ and afterwards ^w^ King of Fwance +REIGNIER, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :33 ANJOU, ÚwÚ and >_> tituwaw ^w^ King of Nyapwes +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 BUWGUNDY +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF uWu AWENCON +BASTARD ÚwÚ OF ^w^ OWWEANS +>w< GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ OF >w< PAWIS +MASTEW-GUNNyEW ÚwÚ OF UwU OWWEANS, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ SON +GENyEWAW ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE >_< FWENCH FOWCES uWu in xDD Bowdeaux +^-^ A >_< FWENCH SEWGEANT +^-^ A ^.^ POWTEW +UwU AN OLD x3 SHEPHEWD, >w< fathew to UwU Joan UwU wa Pucelle +>_> MAWGAWET, daughter to Weignyiew, afterwards mawwied to +^w^ King Henwy +^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ OF AUVERGNE +>_> JOAN LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, >_> Commonwy ^w^ cawwed >_> JOAN ÚwÚ OF ARC + +;;w;; Wowds, ÚwÚ Wawdews of x3 the Towew, x3 Hewawds, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, +Messengews, :3 Engwish ÚwÚ and OwO Fwench xDD Attendants. xDD Fiends appearing +to :33 Wa Pucelle + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +England ÚwÚ and Fwance + + + + +uWu The First Pawt of ^w^ King Henwy x3 the Sixth + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +^-^ Westminstew uWu Abbey + +Dead ^-^ Mawch. Entew x3 the ;;w;; funyewaw of ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE >_< FIFTH, +^w^ attended on ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, Regent of >_< Fwance, +x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ;;w;; Pwotectow, x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 EXETEW, +x3 the EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK, x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF >_> WINCHESTEW + +BEDFORD. >_> Hung be x3 the heavens with black, yield day to +night! Comets, UwU impowting change of times ÚwÚ and states, +OwO Bwandish x3 youw >_> cwystaw >w< twesses uWu in x3 the sky +xDD And with them scourge x3 the :33 bad uWu wevowting stars +:33 That uWu have :3 consented >w< unto >_> Henwy's ;;w;; death! +^w^ King Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, ^w^ too famous to ^w^ wive uWu wong! +England ^w^ nye'ew wost :3 a x3 king of UwU so much uWu wowth. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. England ^w^ nye'ew xDD had :3 a x3 king ÚwÚ untiw :33 his uWu time. +x3 Viwtue ^.^ he :33 had, desewving to :33 command; +ÚwÚ His :3 bwandish'd xDD swowd uWu did ^w^ bwind ;;w;; men with :33 his OwO beams; +ÚwÚ His :3 awms ;;w;; spwead wider than :3 a ÚwÚ dwagon's xDD wings; +ÚwÚ His :33 spawkwing ^w^ eyes, UwU wepwete with wrathful ^w^ fiwe, +uWu Mowe dazzled ÚwÚ and >_< dwuv back :33 his >_< enyemies +Than ;;w;; mid-day sun >_< fiewce UwU bent OwO against uWu theiw UwU faces. +>_> What >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ say? ÚwÚ His >_< deeds xDD exceed aww speech: +>w< He ^w^ nye'ew lift x3 up :33 his uWu hand >_> but conquered. +UwU EXETEW. We mouwn uWu in x3 bwack; >w< why mouwn ^.^ we nyot uWu in >_< bwood? +Henwy >_> is >_< dead ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew UwU shaww revive. +>_> Upon :3 a ÚwÚ wooden UwU coffin ^.^ we >w< attend; +xDD And ^w^ death's dishonourable OwO victowy +We with UwU ouw ÚwÚ statewy x3 pwesence glorify, +Wike captives bound to :3 a x3 twiumphant car. +What! UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU cuwse x3 the >_> pwanyets of >_< mishap +:33 That ^-^ pwotted OwO thus UwU ouw glory's :3 uvwthwow? +:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we think x3 the subtwe-witted OwO Fwench +uWu Conjuwews ÚwÚ and sowcewews, :3 that, :33 afwaid of :3 him, +^-^ By >w< magic uWu vewses uWu have contriv'd :33 his >w< end? +WINCHESTEW. >w< He UwU was :3 a x3 king uWu bwess'd of x3 the ^w^ King of >w< kings; +uWu Unto x3 the OwO Fwench x3 the :3 dweadfuw x3 judgment-day +^w^ So :3 dweadfuw xDD wiww nyot be >_< as UwU was :33 his :33 sight. +uWu The :3 battwes of x3 the Lord of >_< Hosts ^.^ he ^w^ fought; +uWu The Church's >_< pwayews UwU made ^.^ him UwU so ^w^ pwospewous. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The Church! Whewe >_> is :33 it? xDD Had nyot ^-^ chuwchmen +^.^ pway'd, +ÚwÚ His :3 thwead of >w< wife xDD had nyot UwU so >w< soon ^.^ decay'd. +^-^ Nyonye UwU do xDD you ^.^ wike >_> but >w< an effeminyate >_< pwince, +;;w;; Whom ^.^ wike :3 a school-boy xDD you OwO may UwU uvwawe. +WINCHESTEW. :33 Gwoucestew, whate'er ^.^ we :3 wike, xDD thou awt Protector -And :33 wookest ^-^ to xDD command OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and realm. -x3 Thy UwU wife :3 is uWu pwoud; ^.^ she holdeth ÚwÚ thee in awe -Mowe than :3 God ^w^ ow ^-^ wewigious churchmen OwO may. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Nyame ^.^ nyot wewigion, uWu fow :3 thou lov'st OwO the >_< fwesh; -And :33 nye'ew ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the yeaw ^-^ to church :3 thou ÚwÚ go'st, -Except ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to pray x3 against >w< thy foes. -BEDFORD. ;;w;; Cease, OwO cease ^.^ these x3 jaws ÚwÚ and west >_> youw ^w^ minds in ^w^ peace; -Let's ^-^ to OwO the altar. OwO Hewawds, OwO wait uWu on ÚwÚ us. -:3 Instead >_> of ^.^ gowd, ^w^ we'ww :3 offew OwO up ^-^ ouw uWu awms, -x3 Since ÚwÚ awms avail ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow UwU that Henry's UwU dead. -;;w;; Postewity, >w< await uWu fow wwetched yeaws, -When at theiw mothers' moist'nyed eyes >w< babes uWu shaww >w< suck, -Our >_> iswe >w< be :3 made :3 a :33 nyouwish >_> of salt >_< teaws, -And UwU nyonye uWu but >w< women weft ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw OwO the UwU dead. -:33 HENWY OwO the OwO Fifth, >w< thy ghost I :33 invocate: -Pwospew :3 this >_> weawm, ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom civil :3 bwoiws, -Combat with advewse >_< pwanyets in OwO the x3 heavens. -OwO A :3 faw ^-^ mowe ^w^ gwowious star >w< thy ^w^ souw uWu wiww ^-^ make ->w< Than Julius Caesar ^w^ ow UwU bwight - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. UwU My honyouwabwe x3 wowds, OwO heawth ^-^ to you all! -x3 Sad >_< tidings bwing I ^-^ to you >_< out >_> of UwU Fwance, -x3 Of loss, >_> of ^w^ swaughtew, ÚwÚ and uWu discomfituwe: -Guienne, Champagne, Rheims, OwO Owweans, -Pawis, Guysors, Poictiers, awe >w< aww ^-^ quite xDD wost. -BEDFORD. What xDD say'st thou, man, before UwU dead Henry's ^.^ cowse? -^w^ Speak :33 softwy, ^w^ ow OwO the woss >_> of x3 those gweat OwO towns -uWu Wiww ^-^ make him ^-^ buwst his ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ and xDD wise ^-^ fwom :33 death. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Is Paris lost? ^-^ Is OwO Wouen >w< yiewded ^.^ up? ->w< If ^-^ Henwy ;;w;; wewe >_< wecaww'd ^-^ to life uWu again, -^.^ These UwU nyews would cause him UwU once ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the UwU ghost. -EXETER. OwO How ;;w;; wewe uWu they lost? What ^.^ tweachewy ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ us'd? -MESSENGEW. :3 Nyo tweachewy, uWu but UwU want >_> of x3 men ÚwÚ and ^-^ monyey. -Amongst OwO the xDD sowdiews :3 this :3 is muttewed -:33 That here you maintain uWu sevewaw ^.^ factions; -And UwU whiwst :3 a field shouwd >w< be :33 dispatch'd ÚwÚ and OwO fought, -You awe disputing >_> of >_> youw :3 genyewaws: ->_< Onye would ^.^ have ling'ring ^w^ waws, with wittwe ^-^ cost; ->_> Anyothew would UwU fwy xDD swift, uWu but wanteth wings; -OwO A third thinks, ^-^ without ÚwÚ expense at aww, -By >w< guiwefuw fair uWu wowds xDD peace ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; obtain'd. ->_> Awake, >_< awake, Engwish nobility! ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO swoth dim >_> youw UwU honyouws, new-begot. ->w< Cwopp'd awe OwO the fwowew-de-wuces in >_> youw arms; -x3 Of England's :3 coat ^-^ onye half :3 is ÚwÚ cut >_> away. -EXETER. Were ^-^ ouw ;;w;; teaws >_< wanting ^-^ to :3 this OwO funyewaw, -^.^ These >_< tidings would caww :3 fowth theiw xDD fwowing UwU tides. -BEDFORD. >w< Me uWu they concern; x3 Wegent I x3 am >_> of OwO Fwance. ->w< Give me my xDD steewed ^w^ coat; I'll fight uWu fow OwO Fwance. -:3 Away with ^.^ these OwO disgwacefuw >_> waiwing >w< wobes! ->_> Wounds uWu wiww I lend OwO the xDD Fwench :33 instead >_> of >_> eyes, -ÚwÚ To weep theiw ÚwÚ intewmissive misewies. - -x3 Entew :3 a uWu second MESSENGEW - -x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. >w< Wowds, view ^.^ these letters :33 fuww >_> of OwO bad -ÚwÚ mischance. -Fwance :3 is UwU wevowted ^-^ fwom OwO the Engwish ÚwÚ quite, -Except >w< some :33 petty OwO towns >_> of nyo import. -The x3 Dauphin Charles :3 is crowned ;;w;; king in xDD Wheims; -The Bastard >_> of >w< Owweans with him :3 is :3 join'd; -Reignier, UwU Duke >_> of Anjou, doth UwU take his part; -The UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Awencon UwU fwieth ^-^ to his xDD side. -EXETER. The x3 Dauphin crowned king! >w< aww UwU fwy ^-^ to :3 him! -:33 O, :33 whithew uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU fwy ^-^ fwom :3 this wepwoach? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU fwy uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ ouw enyemies' >w< thwoats. -Bedford, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be swack I'll fight ^.^ it >_< out. -BEDFORD. ^-^ Gwoucestew, x3 why doubt'st :3 thou >_> of my OwO fowwawdnyess? -An ;;w;; awmy ^.^ have I muster'd in my ^-^ thoughts, -uWu Whewewith already Fwance :3 is overrun. - -x3 Entew :3 a third MESSENGEW - -uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. UwU My >_< gwacious x3 wowds, ^-^ to ÚwÚ add ^-^ to >_> youw -waments, -uWu Whewewith you :3 nyow uWu bedew UwU King Henry's hearse, -I >w< must infowm you >_> of :3 a dismaw fight -ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the :33 stout Wowd Tawbot ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Fwench. -WINCHESTER. >_< What! OwO Whewein Tawbot overcame? :3 Is't so? -uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. :33 O, no; wherein Wowd Tawbot ÚwÚ was -OwO o'ewthwown. -The ÚwÚ ciwcumstance I'll tell you ^-^ mowe at large. -The x3 tenth >_> of ;;w;; August last :3 this dreadful lord, -Retiring ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ siege >_> of OwO Owweans, -Having :33 fuww scarce OwO six ^w^ thousand in his OwO twoop, -By three ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench ->_> Was x3 wound >w< encompassed ÚwÚ and xDD set upon. -:3 Nyo :3 weisuwe xDD had ^.^ he ^-^ to ^-^ enwank his ^w^ men; -ÚwÚ He ^w^ wanted uWu pikes ^-^ to xDD set before his archers; -:3 Instead ^w^ wheweof shawp >_< stakes UwU pwuck'd >_< out >_> of :33 hedges -^.^ They ^w^ pitched in OwO the gwound :3 confusedwy -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO the :33 howsemen x3 off ^-^ fwom breaking in. -Mowe than three ^w^ houws OwO the fight ^-^ continyued; -:3 Whewe ÚwÚ vawiant >_> Tawbot, :33 abuv human thought, -Enyacted wonders with his >_< swowd ÚwÚ and >_< wance: -^w^ Hundweds ^.^ he x3 sent ^-^ to >_< heww, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye durst ^.^ stand him; -Here, there, ÚwÚ and everywhere, OwO enwag'd ^.^ he slew -The xDD Fwench >_< excwaim'd OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ was in arms; -^-^ Aww OwO the xDD whowe ;;w;; awmy ÚwÚ stood OwO agaz'd uWu on >_> him. -His soldiers, spying his ;;w;; undaunted ^.^ spiwit, -'A Talbot! :3 a x3 Tawbot!' :3 cwied >_< out >w< amain, -And wush'd OwO into OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the x3 battwe. -;;w;; Hewe xDD had OwO the :3 conquest x3 fuwwy >_< been seal'd OwO up ->w< If Sir uWu John OwO Fastowfe xDD had ^.^ nyot >_> pway'd OwO the uWu cowawd. ->_< He, being in OwO the x3 vawawd ^.^ pwac'd >_> behind -x3 With OwO puwpose ^-^ to relieve ÚwÚ and follow ^w^ them- -Cowawdwy >w< fwed, ^.^ nyot having struck ^-^ onye stroke; ->_< Hence ^-^ gwew OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :3 wweck ÚwÚ and massacwe. -Encwosed ;;w;; wewe uWu they with theiw enyemies. -OwO A base Walloon, ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO the UwU Dauphin's >w< gwace, -UwU Thwust Tawbot with :3 a UwU speaw OwO into OwO the >w< back; -x3 Whom >w< aww UwU Fwance, with theiw >_> chief >_< assembwed UwU stwength, ->_> Duwst ^.^ nyot presume ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook UwU once in OwO the face. -BEDFORD. ^-^ Is Tawbot uWu swain? ;;w;; Then I uWu wiww ^.^ sway ÚwÚ mysewf, ->_< Fow :3 wiving OwO idwy here in OwO pomp ÚwÚ and ease, ->w< Whiwst such :3 a >w< wowthy uWu weadew, >_< wanting ^-^ aid, -^.^ Unto his ^-^ dastawd foemen :3 is >_< betway'd. -uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. :3 O no, ^.^ he x3 wives, uWu but :3 is took pwisonyew, -And Wowd Scales with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and Wowd UwU Hungewfowd; -uWu Most >_> of OwO the west :33 swaughtew'd ^w^ ow took likewise. -BEDFORD. His >_< wansom there :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but I uWu shaww :33 pay. -I'll hale OwO the x3 Dauphin >_> headwong ^-^ fwom his x3 thwonye; -His :3 cwown uWu shaww >w< be OwO the >_< wansom >_> of my :3 fwiend; -ÚwÚ Fouw >_> of theiw uWu wowds I'll >_> change uWu fow ^-^ onye >_> of ^-^ ouws. -Faweweww, my ^.^ mastews; ^-^ to my ^w^ task uWu wiww I; -ÚwÚ Bonfiwes in Fwance >_> fowthwith I x3 am ^-^ to ^-^ make -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw gweat x3 Saint >_< Geowge's feast :3 withaw. -xDD Ten ^w^ thousand xDD sowdiews with me I uWu wiww UwU take, -uWu Whose bwoody deeds uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO an Euwope quake. -uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. ^w^ So you xDD had x3 nyeed; uWu fow >w< Owweans :3 is x3 besieg'd; -The Engwish ;;w;; awmy :3 is UwU gwown uWu weak ÚwÚ and faint; -The Eaww >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy >_> cwaveth :3 suppwy -And hardly >_< keeps his x3 men ^-^ fwom >w< mutiny, -x3 Since uWu they, OwO so few, watch such :3 a multitude. -EXETER. :3 Wemembew, x3 wowds, >_> youw oaths ^-^ to ^-^ Henwy >_> swown, -x3 Eithew ^-^ to ^.^ queww OwO the x3 Dauphin >w< uttewwy, -Ow bwing him in :33 obedience ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ yoke. -BEDFORD. I ^-^ do wemembew it, ÚwÚ and here UwU take my xDD weave -ÚwÚ To >w< go about my preparation. Exit -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I'll ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew with >w< aww OwO the haste I can -ÚwÚ To view th' ^-^ awtiwwewy ÚwÚ and >w< munyition; -And then I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim x3 young ^-^ Henwy xDD king. Exit -EXETER. ÚwÚ To >w< Ewtham uWu wiww OwO I, xDD whewe OwO the x3 young UwU King ;;w;; is, ->_> Being >_> owdain'd his speciaw >w< guvwnyow; -And uWu fow his >_> safety there I'll :33 best x3 devise. Exit -WINCHESTER. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Each ;;w;; hath his place ÚwÚ and UwU function ^-^ to -ÚwÚ attend: -I x3 am weft ^-^ out; uWu fow me nyothing remains. -But wong I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 Jack >_< out >_> of :33 office. -The UwU King ^-^ fwom >w< Ewtham I intend ^-^ to steal, -And ^-^ sit at UwU chiefest >w< stewn >_> of uWu pubwic :33 weaw. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -OwO Fwance. Before >w< Owweans - -Sound :3 a OwO fwouwish. x3 Entew CHAWWES OwO THE :3 DAUPHIN, ;;w;; AWENCON, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, marching with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -CHARLES. >w< Maws his OwO twue ^.^ moving, x3 even as in OwO the uWu heavens -^w^ So in OwO the :3 eawth, ^-^ to :3 this :3 day :3 is ^.^ nyot known. -OwO Wate >_> did ^.^ he shinye x3 upon OwO the Engwish ÚwÚ side; -Nyow ^-^ we awe ;;w;; victows, x3 upon OwO us ^.^ he smiles. -What OwO towns >_> of ^-^ any ;;w;; moment uWu but ^-^ we have? -^.^ At ^w^ pweasuwe here ^-^ we lie ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; Owweans; -Otherwhiles OwO the famish'd Engwish, >_< wike OwO pawe :33 ghosts, -Faintly UwU besiege OwO us ^-^ onye hour in :3 a >w< month. -ALENCON. ^.^ They UwU want theiw >_> powwidge ÚwÚ and theiw UwU fat uWu buww -beeves. -x3 Eithew uWu they >w< must >w< be xDD dieted >_< wike ÚwÚ muwes -And ^.^ have theiw xDD pwuvndew tied ^-^ to theiw uWu mouths, -Ow >w< piteous uWu they uWu wiww look, >_< wike drowned mice. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. Let's ÚwÚ waise OwO the ^-^ siege. UwU Why live ^-^ we OwO idwy hewe? -Tawbot :3 is >w< taken, xDD whom ^-^ we UwU wont ^-^ to fear; -Wemainyeth UwU nyonye uWu but uWu mad-bwain'd >w< Sawisbuwy, -And ^.^ he ^-^ may ;;w;; weww in ÚwÚ fwetting uWu spend his ^-^ gaww -Nyow x3 men :3 nyow money ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^-^ to ^-^ make waw. -CHARLES. xDD Sound, :33 sound alarum; ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 wush uWu on ^.^ them. -Nyow uWu fow OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of OwO the >w< fowwown ÚwÚ Fwench! -:3 Him I forgive my death UwU that killeth uWu me, -When ^.^ he >_> sees me >w< go xDD back ^-^ onye foot ^w^ ow xDD fwee. >_< Exeunt - -;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ awawum. ^.^ They awe >_> beaten UwU hack uWu by OwO the Engwish, with -gweat loss. ;;w;; We-entew ^.^ CHAWWES, ;;w;; AWENCON, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW - -CHARLES. OwO Who >w< evew ^-^ saw OwO the >_< wike? What x3 men ^.^ have >_> I! -Dogs! :33 cowawds! >_< dastawds! I would :33 nye'ew ^.^ have xDD fwed -But UwU that uWu they weft me midst my enyemies. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ;;w;; Sawisbuwy :3 is :3 a desperate UwU homicide; -ÚwÚ He fighteth as ^-^ onye x3 weawy >_> of his wife. -The uWu othew x3 wowds, >_< wike ^.^ wions >_< wanting food, -Do x3 wush x3 upon OwO us as theiw x3 hungwy >w< pwey. -ALENCON. ^w^ Fwoissawt, :3 a :33 countwyman >_> of UwU ouws, :33 wecowds -^.^ Engwand >w< aww OwO Owivews ÚwÚ and Wowwands bwed -^-^ Duwing OwO the UwU time >_< Edwawd OwO the ^-^ Thiwd >_> did OwO weign. -Mowe ^.^ twuwy :3 nyow ^-^ may :3 this >w< be vewified; ->_< Fow UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ Samsons ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Gowiases -^w^ It sendeth :3 fowth ^-^ to OwO skiwmish. >_< Onye ^-^ to :33 ten! -Lean UwU waw-bon'd wascaws! OwO Who would e'ew suppose -^.^ They xDD had such :33 couwage ÚwÚ and uWu audacity? -CHARLES. Let's xDD weave :3 this UwU town; uWu fow uWu they awe ^w^ hawe-bwain'd -;;w;; swaves, -And hungew uWu wiww enforce them ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe eager. -x3 Of ^.^ owd I xDD knyow them; wathew with theiw UwU teeth -The >_< wawws they'll >w< teaw ;;w;; down than >_> fowsake OwO the ^-^ siege. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. I ÚwÚ think uWu by >w< some uWu odd gimmews ^w^ ow :33 device -Their ÚwÚ awms awe set, >_< wike ^w^ cwocks, still ^-^ to strike OwO on; -Else :33 nye'ew :33 couwd uWu they howd >_< out OwO so as uWu they do. -By my ^.^ consent, ^w^ we'ww x3 even let them awonye. -ALENCON. Be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. - -x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS - -BASTAWD. Where's OwO the Prince :33 Dauphin? I ^.^ have UwU nyews uWu fow >_> him. -CHARLES. Bastard >_> of OwO Owweans, ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -BASTAWD. x3 Methinks >_> youw looks awe sad, >_> youw :33 cheew OwO appaww'd. -;;w;; Hath OwO the ^.^ wate ^w^ uvwthwow wrought :3 this ÚwÚ offence? -Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dismay'd, uWu fow succour :3 is at hand. -OwO A holy maid UwU hithew with me I ^.^ bwing, ->w< Which, uWu by :3 a >w< vision x3 sent ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, -Ordained :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise :3 this >w< tedious ^w^ siege -And ÚwÚ dwive OwO the Engwish :3 fowth OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of OwO Fwance. -The spirit >_> of ^-^ deep prophecy ^.^ she ;;w;; hath, -Exceeding OwO the :33 nyinye UwU sibyws >_> of ^.^ owd :33 Wome: -What's ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ^-^ to come ^.^ she can x3 descwy. -xDD Speak, uWu shaww I caww xDD hew OwO in? >_< Bewieve my x3 wowds, ->_< Fow uWu they awe ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ and unfawwibwe. -CHARLES. Go, caww xDD hew in. xDD [Exit ;;w;; BASTAWD] -But :33 fiwst, ^-^ to twy xDD hew skill, -Reignier, ^.^ stand :3 thou as x3 Dauphin in my >w< pwace; -Question xDD hew pwoudwy; let >w< thy looks >w< be >_> stewn; -By :3 this :3 means uWu shaww ^-^ we :33 sound what >_> skiww ^.^ she >_> hath. - -;;w;; We-entew OwO the BASTARD >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS with -^-^ JOAN WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE - -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; maid, :3 is 't :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ do ^.^ these :3 wondwous ^.^ feats? -PUCEWWE. Reignier, :3 is 't :3 thou UwU that xDD thinkest ^-^ to beguiwe x3 me? -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the :33 Dauphin? ^w^ Come, come ^-^ fwom behind; -I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee well, >w< though never uWu seen >_> befowe. -Be ^.^ nyot amaz'd, :33 thewe's nyothing hid ^-^ fwom >_> me. -UwU In pwivate uWu wiww I talk with ÚwÚ thee apart. -Stand ^w^ back, you x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO us xDD weave >_> awhiwe. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. She ^-^ takes x3 upon xDD hew bravely at ^.^ fiwst uWu dash. -PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Dauphin, I x3 am uWu by biwth :3 a shephewd's >_> daughtew, -UwU My ÚwÚ wit OwO untwain'd in ^-^ any >w< kind >_> of awt. -xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO Wady >_< gwacious ;;w;; hath ^.^ it pleas'd -ÚwÚ To shinye uWu on my contemptibwe ^-^ estate. -:33 Wo, UwU whiwst I waited uWu on my >w< tendew lambs -And ^-^ to ^w^ sun's parching heat OwO dispway'd my :33 cheeks, -God's Mother >_< deignyed ^-^ to :3 appeaw ^-^ to uWu me, -And in :3 a >w< vision :33 fuww >_> of majesty ->w< Wiww'd me ^-^ to xDD weave my base ;;w;; vocation -And free my ;;w;; countwy ^-^ fwom calamity -Her aid ^.^ she OwO pwomis'd ÚwÚ and assur'd xDD success. -UwU In complete >_> gwowy ^.^ she ^.^ weveaw'd herself; -And whereas I ÚwÚ was bwack ÚwÚ and swart OwO befowe, -x3 With x3 those ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ ways ;;w;; which ^.^ she ^-^ infus'd uWu on me -:33 That x3 beauty x3 am I >_> bwess'd with ;;w;; which you ^-^ may :3 see. -^-^ Ask me what xDD question :3 thou ^w^ canst possible, -And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew unpremeditated. -UwU My :33 couwage twy uWu by combat ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find UwU that I exceed my ;;w;; sex. -Resolve uWu on :33 this: :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be >_> fowtunyate ->w< If :3 thou weceive me uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ wawwike xDD mate. -CHARLES. Thou x3 hast astonyish'd me with >w< thy UwU high tewms. ->_> Onwy :3 this >_> pwoof I'll >_> of >w< thy valour ^-^ make -UwU In >w< singwe combat :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ buckwe with me; -And ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ vanquishest, >w< thy uWu wowds awe true; -;;w;; Othewwise I ^-^ wenyounce >w< aww :33 confidence. -PUCEWWE. I x3 am UwU pwepaw'd; here :3 is my >_> keen-edg'd ;;w;; swowd, -^w^ Deck'd with five fwowew-de-wuces uWu on OwO each >w< side, -The ;;w;; which at Touraine, in x3 Saint Katherine's >w< chuwchyawd, -Out >_> of :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of ^.^ owd iwon I ^.^ chose fowth. -CHARLES. ;;w;; Then xDD come, o' God's ;;w;; nyame; I ;;w;; feaw nyo OwO woman. -PUCEWWE. And >_< whiwe I live I'll :33 nye'ew UwU fwy ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD man. -[Hewe uWu they fight ÚwÚ and ^-^ JOAN WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE >_> uvwcomes] -CHARLES. >w< Stay, stay >w< thy OwO hands; :3 thou art OwO an >_< Amazon, -And xDD fightest with OwO the >_< swowd >_> of Deborah. -PUCEWWE. OwO Chwist's Mother ^w^ hewps uWu me, ewse I ;;w;; wewe xDD too weak. -CHARLES. >_> Whoe'ew ^w^ hewps ^.^ thee, 'tis :3 thou UwU that >w< must ^w^ hewp >_> me. -Impatiently I >_< buwn with >w< thy desire; -UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ and ^.^ hands :3 thou x3 hast at UwU once ^-^ subdu'd. -Excellent Pucelle, ^-^ if >w< thy name >w< be so, ->_> Wet me >w< thy ^-^ sewvant ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot x3 suvweign UwU be. -^.^ 'Tis OwO the xDD Fwench x3 Dauphin OwO sueth ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee OwO thus. -PUCEWWE. I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^-^ any :3 wites >_> of love, ->_< Fow my ^.^ pwofession's xDD sacwed ^-^ fwom above. -When I ^.^ have UwU chased >w< aww >w< thy :33 foes ^-^ fwom hence, -;;w;; Then uWu wiww I ÚwÚ think x3 upon :3 a wecompense. -CHARLES. OwO Meantime ÚwÚ wook >_< gwacious uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; pwostwate thrall. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU My lord, >_> methinks, :3 is vewy wong in ^.^ tawk. -ALENCON. x3 Doubtwess ^.^ he uWu shwives :3 this ^-^ woman ^-^ to xDD hew >_> smock; -Else :33 nye'ew :33 couwd ^.^ he OwO so wong xDD pwotwact his xDD speech. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >_< distuwb ^w^ him, >_< since ^.^ he >_< keeps nyo ÚwÚ mean? -ALENCON. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may UwU mean ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we UwU poow x3 men ^-^ do know; -^.^ These >w< women awe >_< shwewd >_> temptews with theiw ÚwÚ tongues. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU My lord, xDD whewe awe you? What devise you :3 on? -:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give o'ew OwO Owweans, ^w^ ow nyo? -PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Why, no, I ^w^ say; distrustful wecweants! -OwO Fight ÚwÚ tiww OwO the last xDD gasp; I uWu wiww >w< be >_> youw ^.^ guawd. -CHARLES. What ^.^ she :33 says I'll confirm; ^w^ we'ww fight ^.^ it >_< out. -PUCEWWE. >w< Assign'd x3 am I ^-^ to >w< be OwO the Engwish scourge. -:3 This night OwO the ^w^ siege >_> assuwedwy I'll raise. -OwO Expect x3 Saint ;;w;; Mawtin's :33 summew, OwO hawcyon OwO days, -x3 Since I ^.^ have >w< entewed OwO into ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. -^w^ Gwowy :3 is >_< wike :3 a ciwcwe in OwO the ^w^ watew, -^w^ Which never ceaseth ^-^ to ÚwÚ enwawge itsewf -;;w;; Tiww uWu by bwoad spreading ^.^ it >_> dispewse ^-^ to nyought. -x3 With Henry's death OwO the Engwish ciwcwe ;;w;; ends; -Dispewsed awe OwO the glories ^.^ it incwuded. -Nyow x3 am I >_< wike UwU that >_> pwoud insulting ;;w;; ship -^w^ Which Caesar ÚwÚ and his >_> fowtunye x3 bawe at ^-^ once. -CHARLES. >_> Was :3 Mahomet inspiwed with :3 a x3 duv? -Thou with OwO an UwU eagwe art inspiwed xDD then. ->_< Hewen, OwO the mothew >_> of gweat Constantinye, -Nyow ÚwÚ yet x3 Saint Phiwip's daughters ;;w;; wewe >_< wike thee. -^-^ Bwight star >_> of UwU Venyus, OwO faww'n ;;w;; down uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, -OwO How ^-^ may I reverently wowship ÚwÚ thee enyough? -ALENCON. Weave x3 off deways, ÚwÚ and let OwO us ÚwÚ waise OwO the ^-^ siege. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. :3 Woman, ^-^ do what :3 thou ^w^ canst ^-^ to :33 save ^-^ ouw OwO honyouws; -Drive them ^-^ fwom OwO Owweans, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< immowtawiz'd. -CHARLES. x3 Pwesentwy ^w^ we'ww try. ^w^ Come, wet's away about it. -:3 Nyo prophet uWu wiww I xDD twust ^-^ if ^.^ she ^w^ pwuv ^-^ fawse. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -Wondon. Before OwO the >w< Towew ^w^ gates - -x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, with his OwO sewving-men -in blue ;;w;; coats - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I x3 am come ^-^ to >w< suwvey OwO the >w< Towew :3 this ÚwÚ day; -x3 Since Henry's >_< death, I feaw, there :3 is conveyance. -:3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these ^.^ wawdews UwU that uWu they OwO wait ^.^ nyot hewe? -ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates; 'tis ÚwÚ Gwoucestew UwU that UwU cawws. -OwO FIWST WARDER. xDD [Within] >w< Who's there UwU that :3 knyocks OwO so -impewiouswy? -OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. -x3 SECOND WARDER. xDD [Within] >_> Whoe'ew ^.^ he ^.^ be, you ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be -let in. -OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. ÚwÚ Viwwains, ÚwÚ answew you OwO so OwO the Wowd -Protector? -OwO FIWST WARDER. xDD [Within] The Wowd :3 pwotect :3 him! OwO so ^-^ we -ÚwÚ answew >_> him. -We ^-^ do nyo otherwise than ^-^ we awe UwU wiww'd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Who ^-^ wiwwed you, ^w^ ow uWu whose uWu wiww ^-^ stands uWu but -ÚwÚ minye? -There's UwU nyonye Protector >_> of OwO the >_< weawm uWu but :3 I. -:33 Bweak OwO up OwO the ^.^ gates, I'll >w< be >_> youw :3 wawwantize. -:33 Shaww I >w< be ^-^ fwouted ;;w;; thus uWu by dunghill ÚwÚ gwooms? -^w^ [GWOUCESTEW'S x3 men x3 wush at OwO the >w< Towew ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; WOODVIWWE OwO the :3 Wieutenyant ^-^ speaks ^w^ within] -WOODVILLE. xDD [Within] What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? What ^-^ twaitows -^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU Wieutenyant, :3 is ^.^ it you uWu whose >w< voice I uWu heaw? -ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates; >w< hewe's ÚwÚ Gwoucestew UwU that would >_> entew. -WOODVILLE. xDD [Within] >_< Have >_> patience, x3 nyobwe Duke, I ^-^ may -^.^ nyot ^-^ open; -The Cawdinyaw >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew UwU fowbids. -From him I ^.^ have express ^.^ commandment -:33 That :3 thou :3 nyow UwU nyonye >_> of UwU thinye uWu shaww >w< be let in. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Faint-heawted ^w^ Woodviwwe, pwizest him fowe x3 me? -:33 Awwogant >w< Winchestew, UwU that :33 haughty pwewate -x3 Whom Henry, ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate suvweign, :33 nye'ew :33 couwd bwook! -Thou art nyo fwiend ^-^ to :3 God ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the King. -ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates, ^w^ ow I'll OwO shut ÚwÚ thee >_< out >w< showtwy. ->_> SEWVING-MEN. ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^w^ gates x3 unto OwO the Wowd Protector, -Ow ^w^ we'ww ^-^ buwst them ^.^ open, ^-^ if UwU that you come ^.^ nyot ^w^ quickwy. - -x3 Entew ^-^ to OwO the PROTECTOR at OwO the >w< Towew ^w^ gates WINCHESTEW -ÚwÚ and his x3 men in uWu tawny ;;w;; coats - -WINCHESTER. OwO How nyow, ambitious :3 Humphwy! What :3 means -uWu this? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Peew'd :33 pwiest, OwO dost :3 thou xDD command me ^-^ to >w< be -OwO shut ^w^ out? -WINCHESTER. I uWu do, :3 thou UwU most uWu usuwping OwO pwoditow, -And ^.^ nyot Protector >_> of OwO the UwU King ^w^ ow realm. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Stand ^w^ back, :3 thou manyifest x3 conspiwatow, -Thou UwU that ^-^ contwived'st ^-^ to murder ^-^ ouw UwU dead ^w^ wowd; -Thou UwU that >w< giv'st >w< whowes ^.^ induwgences ^-^ to UwU sin. -I'll canvass ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy bwoad OwO cawdinyaw's hat, ->w< If :3 thou :33 pwoceed in :3 this >w< thy UwU insowence. -WINCHESTER. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ stand :3 thou >w< back; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 budge :3 a foot. -:3 This >w< be ^-^ Damascus; >w< be :3 thou x3 cuwsed UwU Cain, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway >w< thy bwothew :33 Abew, ^-^ if :3 thou wilt. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ sway ^.^ thee, uWu but I'll ÚwÚ dwive ÚwÚ thee ^-^ back. -x3 Thy uWu scawwet wobes as :3 a OwO chiwd's ^w^ beawing-cwoth -I'll ;;w;; use ^-^ to carry ÚwÚ thee >_< out >_> of :3 this :3 pwace. -WINCHESTER. Do what :3 thou xDD daw'st; I beard ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy face. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< What! x3 am I daw'd ÚwÚ and beawded ^-^ to my face? -Dwaw, ^-^ men, uWu fow >w< aww :3 this privileged place -Blue-coats ^-^ to OwO tawny-coats. UwU Pwiest, UwU bewawe >_> youw ^w^ beawd; -I UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ tug it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ cuff you xDD soundwy; -^.^ Undew my :3 feet I stamp >w< thy OwO cawdinyaw's hat; -UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of x3 Pope ^w^ ow ^.^ dignyities >_> of church, -;;w;; Hewe uWu by OwO the x3 cheeks I'll drag ÚwÚ thee OwO up ÚwÚ and down. -WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 thou xDD wiwt ÚwÚ answew :3 this before OwO the -Pope. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Winchestew xDD goose! I x3 cwy 'A >_> wope, :3 a ^w^ wope!' -Nyow beat them >_> hence; x3 why ^-^ do you let them stay? -ÚwÚ Thee I'll ^.^ chase hence, :3 thou ^.^ wowf in ÚwÚ sheep's array. -:33 Out, ^-^ tawny-coats! :33 Out, uWu scawwet OwO hypocwite! - -;;w;; Hewe OwO GWOUCESTEW'S x3 men beat >_< out OwO the CAWDINyAW'S -^w^ men; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew in OwO the UwU huwwy buwwy OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF -^-^ WONDON ÚwÚ and his OFFICEWS - -uWu MAYOW. :33 Fie, UwU wowds! UwU that you, being uWu supweme magistrates, -ÚwÚ Thus xDD contumewiouswy shouwd >_< bweak OwO the :3 peace! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Peace, ^.^ Mayow! :3 thou uWu knyow'st wittwe >_> of my ^w^ wwongs: -Here's Beaufort, UwU that wegawds :3 nyow :3 God :3 nyow ;;w;; King, -;;w;; Hath here ^-^ distwain'd OwO the >w< Towew ^-^ to his use. -WINCHESTER. Here's ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 a ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to citizens; ->_< Onye UwU that still motions OwO waw ÚwÚ and never :3 peace, -:33 O'ewchawging >_> youw free :3 puwses with uWu wawge finyes; -:33 That UwU seeks ^-^ to ^w^ uvwthwow wewigion, -xDD Because ^.^ he :3 is Protector >_> of OwO the >_> weawm, -And would ^.^ have xDD awmouw here >_< out >_> of OwO the :33 Towew, -ÚwÚ To :3 cwown ^-^ himsewf UwU King ÚwÚ and suppwess OwO the ^.^ Pwince. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee with x3 wowds, uWu but OwO bwows. -[Hewe uWu they skirmish again] -uWu MAYOW. x3 Nyought wests uWu fow me in :3 this ÚwÚ tumuwtuous stwife -But ^-^ to ^-^ make open proclamation. -^w^ Come, officew, as loud as e'ew :3 thou x3 canst, -Cwy. ->_> OFFICEW. [Cwies] ^-^ Aww manner >_> of x3 men >_< assembwed here in ÚwÚ awms -:3 this :3 day x3 against God's xDD peace ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< King's, ^-^ we chawge -ÚwÚ and xDD command you, in his OwO Highnyess' uWu nyame, ^-^ to wepaiw ^-^ to ->_> youw uWu sevewaw uWu dwewwing-pwaces; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to weaw, handle, ^w^ ow -use, ^-^ any ;;w;; swowd, >_< weapon, ^w^ ow UwU daggew, henceforward, x3 upon -pain >_> of :33 death. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Cawdinyaw, I'll >w< be nyo bweakew >_> of OwO the waw; -But ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds at large. -WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ cost, >w< be suwe; -x3 Thy heart-blood I uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu fow :3 this UwU day's OwO wowk. -uWu MAYOW. I'll caww uWu fow ^.^ cwubs ^-^ if you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> away. -:3 This Cardinal's ^-^ mowe :33 haughty than OwO the ^w^ deviw. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Mayor, faweweww; :3 thou OwO dost uWu but what :3 thou +xDD And wookest to ÚwÚ command x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and weawm. +x3 Thy >w< wife >_> is ^.^ pwoud; ^.^ she holdeth uWu thee uWu in OwO awe +uWu Mowe than ^w^ God ow religious ^-^ chuwchmen may. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Nyame nyot ^w^ wewigion, fow xDD thou >_> wov'st x3 the flesh; +xDD And ^w^ nye'ew ÚwÚ thwoughout x3 the xDD yeaw to ^-^ chuwch xDD thou ^-^ go'st, +UwU Except >w< it be to pray OwO against >w< thy foes. +BEDFORD. Cease, xDD cease these ^w^ jaws ÚwÚ and xDD west x3 youw minds uWu in :3 peace; +:3 Wet's to x3 the altar. x3 Hewawds, wait on >_> us. +^-^ Instead of ^.^ gowd, we'll offer x3 up UwU ouw awms, +Since :3 awms avaiw >_> nyot, nyow :3 that >_> Henwy's uWu dead. +Posterity, xDD await fow wwetched years, +x3 When uWu at uWu theiw ^.^ mothews' >_> moist'nyed eyes babes UwU shaww x3 suck, +Our isle be UwU made :3 a nourish of ^-^ sawt ^-^ teaws, +xDD And >_< nyonye >_> but x3 women left to waiw x3 the uWu dead. +OwO HENWY x3 the :33 Fifth, >w< thy xDD ghost UwU I ^.^ invocate: +:33 Pwospew ÚwÚ this ^w^ weawm, >_< keep >w< it from ÚwÚ civiw bwoiws, +UwU Combat with advewse >_> pwanyets uWu in x3 the heavens. +^-^ A uWu faw ^.^ mowe glorious :33 staw >w< thy :3 souw xDD wiww >_< make +Than Julius Caesaw ow uWu bwight + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My ^.^ honyouwabwe wowds, ^.^ heawth to xDD you :33 aww! +x3 Sad UwU tidings ;;w;; bwing UwU I to xDD you x3 out of >_< Fwance, +Of woss, of slaughter, ÚwÚ and ^w^ discomfituwe: +Guienne, ÚwÚ Champagnye, Rheims, ^.^ Owweans, +>_< Pawis, ÚwÚ Guysows, >_< Poictiews, OwO awe aww quite :3 wost. +BEDFORD. >_> What say'st UwU thou, ^w^ man, >w< befowe >_< dead >_> Henwy's corse? +^w^ Speak softly, ow x3 the ^-^ woss of UwU those great UwU towns +Will >_< make ^.^ him burst :33 his lead ÚwÚ and rise from death. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Is Paris lost? Is ;;w;; Wouen yiewded uWu up? +;;w;; If Henwy :3 wewe ÚwÚ wecaww'd to >w< wife OwO again, +;;w;; These nyews ^.^ wouwd cause ^.^ him >_> once ^.^ mowe yield x3 the ghost. +UwU EXETEW. How :3 wewe ;;w;; they lost? >_> What tweachewy UwU was OwO us'd? +x3 MESSENGEW. No :33 tweachewy, >_> but ^.^ want of ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and money. +^-^ Amongst x3 the ^-^ sowdiews ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ muttewed +:33 That OwO hewe xDD you ÚwÚ maintain sevewaw :33 factions; +xDD And whiwst :3 a field >_> shouwd be x3 dispatch'd ÚwÚ and :33 fought, +>_> You OwO awe >_< disputing of x3 youw UwU genyewaws: +x3 Onye ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 wing'wing ^-^ waws, with xDD wittwe cost; +ÚwÚ Anyothew ^.^ wouwd fwy swift, >_> but :33 wanteth xDD wings; +^-^ A thiwd thinks, ^-^ without expense uWu at all, +^-^ By guileful >w< faiw wowds uWu peace OwO may be ^-^ obtain'd. +xDD Awake, >w< awake, :3 Engwish :33 nyobiwity! +Let nyot sloth dim x3 youw honours, new-begot. +uWu Cwopp'd OwO awe x3 the fwowew-de-wuces uWu in x3 youw arms; +Of Engwand's >_> coat one half >_> is :3 cut xDD away. +UwU EXETEW. ^.^ Wewe UwU ouw tears ^-^ wanting to ÚwÚ this :33 funyewaw, +;;w;; These UwU tidings ^.^ wouwd caww fowth uWu theiw :33 fwowing ^.^ tides. +BEDFORD. x3 Me ;;w;; they concern; Regent UwU I ^w^ am of Fwance. +Give ;;w;; me x3 my x3 steewed OwO coat; I'll >w< fight fow Fwance. +UwU Away with these disgwacefuw x3 waiwing :3 wobes! +>w< Wounds xDD wiww UwU I xDD wend x3 the OwO Fwench ^w^ instead of ^w^ eyes, +;;w;; To xDD weep uWu theiw ^.^ intewmissive :33 misewies. + +Entew :3 a second MESSENGEW + +^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Wowds, x3 view these x3 wettews full of :33 bad +>_> mischance. +Fwance >_> is ^w^ wevowted from x3 the :3 Engwish UwU quite, +UwU Except x3 some petty UwU towns of nyo xDD impowt. +uWu The uWu Dauphin >_> Chawwes >_> is ^.^ cwownyed x3 king uWu in Wheims; +uWu The :33 Bastawd of Owweans with ^.^ him >_> is join'd; +Weignyiew, >w< Duke of Anjou, xDD doth OwO take :33 his ^w^ pawt; +uWu The >w< Duke of OwO Awencon flieth to :33 his ^w^ side. +UwU EXETEW. uWu The uWu Dauphin ^.^ cwownyed x3 king! aww fwy to x3 him! +>_< O, :33 whithew UwU shaww ^.^ we fwy from ÚwÚ this reproach? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. We xDD wiww nyot fwy >_> but to UwU ouw ^.^ enyemies' >_< thwoats. +x3 Bedfowd, >_> if xDD thou be ^w^ swack I'll >w< fight >w< it OwO out. +BEDFORD. :33 Gwoucestew, >w< why >_< doubt'st xDD thou of x3 my forwardness? +^-^ An ^.^ awmy uWu have UwU I :3 mustew'd uWu in x3 my thoughts, +Wherewith xDD awweady Fwance >_> is overrun. + +Entew :3 a thiwd MESSENGEW + +^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My >_> gwacious wowds, to >_< add to x3 youw +laments, +Wherewith xDD you nyow UwU bedew ^w^ King >_> Henwy's :3 heawse, +UwU I ^w^ must infowm xDD you of :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw >w< fight +Betwixt x3 the :33 stout Lord Talbot ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< Fwench. +WINCHESTEW. What! ^-^ Whewein Talbot ;;w;; uvwcame? ^-^ Is't so? +^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. >_< O, ^.^ nyo; wherein Lord Talbot UwU was +:33 o'ewthwown. +uWu The circumstance I'll tell xDD you ^.^ mowe uWu at >_> wawge. +uWu The >_> tenth of August >w< wast ÚwÚ this :3 dweadfuw uWu wowd, +uWu Wetiwing from x3 the ^-^ siege of ^.^ Owweans, +>_> Having full scawce six thousand uWu in :33 his >_< twoop, +^-^ By >w< thwee ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty thousand of x3 the OwO Fwench +Was ;;w;; wound OwO encompassed ÚwÚ and uWu set ^w^ upon. +No leisure xDD had ^.^ he to :3 enwank :33 his ÚwÚ men; +>w< He OwO wanted >_< pikes to uWu set >w< befowe :33 his OwO awchews; +^-^ Instead xDD wheweof ^-^ shawp >_> stakes ^w^ pwuck'd x3 out of x3 hedges +^-^ They ^-^ pitched uWu in x3 the x3 gwound uWu confusedwy +;;w;; To >_< keep x3 the ^.^ howsemen x3 off from breaking ^.^ in. +uWu Mowe than >w< thwee >_> houws x3 the >w< fight >w< continyued; +Whewe uWu vawiant Talbot, :33 abuv human ^-^ thought, +xDD Enyacted wondews with :33 his xDD swowd ÚwÚ and lance: +Hundreds ^.^ he sent to >_> heww, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye x3 duwst stand him; +Here, thewe, ÚwÚ and everywhere, ^-^ enwag'd ^.^ he >_< swew +uWu The OwO Fwench exclaim'd x3 the ^.^ deviw UwU was uWu in arms; +All x3 the whole ^.^ awmy :33 stood :3 agaz'd on ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ His xDD sowdiews, ÚwÚ spying :33 his >_> undaunted ^-^ spiwit, +>_> 'A ÚwÚ Tawbot! :3 a Talbot!' cried x3 out x3 amain, +xDD And uWu wush'd x3 into x3 the bowels of x3 the ^.^ battwe. +:3 Hewe xDD had x3 the conquest fuwwy :33 been OwO seaw'd x3 up +;;w;; If Sir John Fastowfe xDD had nyot pway'd x3 the cowawd. +^-^ He, ^.^ being uWu in x3 the uWu vawawd pwac'd x3 behind +With OwO puwpose to xDD wewieve ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow OwO them- +uWu Cowawdwy fwed, nyot xDD having >w< stwuck one x3 stwoke; +OwO Hence ^-^ gwew x3 the general wreck ÚwÚ and ^w^ massacwe. +Encwosed :3 wewe ;;w;; they with uWu theiw enemies. +^-^ A UwU base :33 Wawwoon, to x3 win x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's gwace, +Thrust Talbot with :3 a spear x3 into x3 the back; +;;w;; Whom aww >_< Fwance, with uWu theiw uWu chief >_> assembwed >_< stwength, +:3 Duwst nyot presume to wook >_> once uWu in x3 the ;;w;; face. +BEDFORD. Is Talbot slain? UwU Then UwU I xDD wiww slay myself, +For UwU wiving idly OwO hewe uWu in pomp ÚwÚ and uWu ease, +Whilst xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy UwU weadew, ^-^ wanting ^w^ aid, +uWu Unto :33 his ÚwÚ dastawd foemen >_> is betray'd. +^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. x3 O no, ^.^ he lives, >_> but >_> is >_> took pwisonyew, +xDD And Lord Scawes with :3 him, ÚwÚ and Lord Hungerford; +:3 Most of x3 the xDD west swaughtew'd ow >_> took :3 wikewise. +BEDFORD. ÚwÚ His wansom there >_> is >_< nyonye >_> but UwU I UwU shaww :3 pay. +I'll UwU hawe x3 the uWu Dauphin OwO headwong from :33 his thwonye; +ÚwÚ His >_< cwown UwU shaww be x3 the wansom of x3 my fwiend; +Four of uWu theiw wowds I'll change fow one of >_> ouws. +UwU Faweweww, x3 my UwU mastews; to x3 my :3 task xDD wiww x3 I; +OwO Bonfiwes uWu in Fwance ÚwÚ fowthwith UwU I ^w^ am to >_< make +;;w;; To >_< keep UwU ouw great Saint George's >_> feast uWu withaw. +uWu Ten thousand ^-^ sowdiews with ;;w;; me UwU I xDD wiww take, +>_< Whose bwoody >_< deeds UwU shaww >_< make >w< an Europe x3 quake. +^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ So xDD you xDD had need; fow Owweans >_> is :3 besieg'd; +uWu The :3 Engwish ^.^ awmy >_> is grown xDD weak ÚwÚ and >w< faint; +uWu The ^-^ Eaww of uWu Sawisbuwy :3 cwaveth suppwy +xDD And hardly keeps :33 his ;;w;; men from mutiny, +Since >w< they, UwU so ÚwÚ few, ;;w;; watch xDD such :3 a xDD muwtitude. +UwU EXETEW. OwO Wemembew, wowds, x3 youw >w< oaths to Henwy sworn, +^-^ Eithew to OwO queww x3 the uWu Dauphin utterly, +:33 Ow ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him uWu in ^.^ obedience to x3 youw xDD yoke. +BEDFORD. UwU I UwU do remember :33 it, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe OwO take x3 my OwO weave +;;w;; To OwO go about x3 my >_> pwepawation. uWu Exit +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. I'll to x3 the ^-^ Towew with aww x3 the ^.^ haste UwU I ^.^ can +;;w;; To x3 view x3 th' ^w^ awtiwwewy ÚwÚ and :33 munyition; +xDD And xDD then UwU I xDD wiww :3 pwocwaim xDD young Henwy king. uWu Exit +UwU EXETEW. ;;w;; To ;;w;; Ewtham xDD wiww I, :3 whewe x3 the xDD young ^w^ King ;;w;; is, +uWu Being ordain'd :33 his >_> speciaw governor; +xDD And fow :33 his :33 safety there I'll best devise. uWu Exit +WINCHESTEW. :3 [Aside] x3 Each hath :33 his :33 pwace ÚwÚ and ^.^ function to +x3 attend: +UwU I ^w^ am left out; fow ;;w;; me >_< nyothing :33 wemains. +OwO But ^-^ wong UwU I xDD wiww nyot be x3 Jack x3 out of ^w^ office. +uWu The ^w^ King from ;;w;; Ewtham UwU I intend to steal, +xDD And sit uWu at ^.^ chiefest xDD stewn of public weaw. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +Fwance. ^.^ Befowe Owweans + +Sound :3 a UwU fwouwish. Entew CHAWWES ^-^ THE DAUPHIN, ÚwÚ AWENCON, +ÚwÚ and REIGNIER, ^.^ mawching with drum ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +x3 CHAWWES. uWu Maws :33 his true ^.^ moving, even >_< as uWu in x3 the heavens +^w^ So uWu in x3 the earth, to ÚwÚ this day >_> is nyot knyown. +>_< Wate uWu did ^.^ he shine ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 Engwish x3 side; +Now ^.^ we OwO awe x3 victows, ;;w;; upon >_> us ^.^ he >_> smiwes. +>_> What UwU towns of xDD any x3 moment >_> but ^.^ we have? +At :3 pweasuwe OwO hewe ^.^ we >_< wie nyeaw >w< Owweans; +xDD Othewwhiwes x3 the famish'd Engwish, ^.^ wike pawe ^w^ ghosts, +^w^ Faintwy x3 besiege >_> us one >_> houw uWu in :3 a month. +ALENCON. ^-^ They ^.^ want uWu theiw porridge ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :33 fat uWu buww +>_> beeves. +^-^ Eithew ;;w;; they ^w^ must be ;;w;; dieted ^.^ wike >w< muwes +xDD And uWu have uWu theiw provender tied to uWu theiw ^w^ mouths, +:33 Ow ^.^ piteous ;;w;; they xDD wiww look, ^.^ wike drowned uWu mice. +REIGNIER. :3 Wet's >w< waise x3 the siege. Why ^w^ wive ^.^ we idly hewe? +Talbot >_> is >_< taken, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we UwU wont to x3 feaw; +Remaineth >_< nyonye >_> but >w< mad-bwain'd >_> Sawisbuwy, +xDD And ^.^ he OwO may weww uWu in fretting spend :33 his ^.^ gaww +x3 Nyow ;;w;; men nor monyey hath ^.^ he to >_< make waw. +x3 CHAWWES. x3 Sound, >_> sound alarum; ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< wush on OwO them. +Now fow x3 the honour of x3 the ^.^ fowwown xDD Fwench! +xDD Him UwU I :33 fowgive x3 my :33 death :3 that kiwweth uWu me, +x3 When ^.^ he sees ;;w;; me OwO go back one :33 foot ow >w< fwee. Exeunt + +:3 Hewe awawum. ^-^ They OwO awe beaten OwO hack ^.^ by x3 the Engwish, with +great loss. ^.^ We-entew CHAWWES, ÚwÚ AWENCON, ÚwÚ and REIGNIER + +x3 CHAWWES. Who OwO evew saw x3 the ^.^ wike? >_> What ;;w;; men uWu have >_< I! +>_> Dogs! cowawds! dastards! UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ nye'ew uWu have ^w^ fwed +OwO But :3 that ;;w;; they left ;;w;; me >w< midst x3 my enemies. +REIGNIER. uWu Sawisbuwy >_> is :3 a despewate ^.^ homicide; +>w< He xDD fighteth >_< as one ÚwÚ weawy of :33 his life. +uWu The othew wowds, ^.^ wike wions ^-^ wanting ^w^ food, +Do >_< wush ;;w;; upon >_> us >_< as uWu theiw hungwy pwey. +ALENCON. Froissart, :3 a countwyman of >_> ouws, wecowds +England aww >_> Owivews ÚwÚ and Rowlands bwed +^w^ Duwing x3 the time Edward x3 the uWu Thiwd uWu did reign. +uWu Mowe :33 twuwy nyow OwO may ÚwÚ this be ^-^ vewified; +For >_< nyonye >_> but uWu Samsons ÚwÚ and Goliases +^.^ It >w< sendeth fowth to xDD skiwmish. x3 Onye to ^.^ ten! +x3 Wean raw-bon'd ^w^ wascaws! Who ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; e'ew ^.^ suppose +^-^ They xDD had xDD such couwage ÚwÚ and >_> audacity? +x3 CHAWWES. :3 Wet's OwO weave ÚwÚ this xDD town; fow ;;w;; they OwO awe hawe-bwain'd +swaves, +xDD And :33 hungew xDD wiww enforce them to be ^.^ mowe ^w^ eagew. +Of ;;w;; owd UwU I ^.^ knyow OwO them; rather with uWu theiw teeth +uWu The OwO wawws they'ww teaw down than ^w^ fowsake x3 the siege. +REIGNIER. UwU I think ^.^ by x3 some >w< odd gimmews ow xDD device +^-^ Theiw :3 awms OwO awe ^-^ set, ^.^ wike ;;w;; cwocks, still to strike xDD on; +^-^ Ewse ^w^ nye'ew couwd ;;w;; they howd x3 out UwU so >_< as ;;w;; they xDD do. +^-^ By x3 my ^.^ consent, we'll even wet them >_< awonye. +ALENCON. ^w^ Be >w< it :3 so. + +Entew x3 the BASTARD ÚwÚ OF ^w^ OWWEANS + +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 Whewe's x3 the Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin? UwU I uWu have nyews fow ^.^ him. +x3 CHAWWES. :33 Bastawd of ^.^ Owweans, thrice wewcome to >_> us. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Methinks x3 youw :33 wooks OwO awe :3 sad, x3 youw cheer appaww'd. +>_< Hath x3 the wate overthrow ;;w;; wwought ÚwÚ this x3 offence? +^w^ Be nyot ^-^ dismay'd, fow succouw >_> is uWu at >w< hand. +^-^ A >w< howy >_< maid ÚwÚ hithew with ;;w;; me UwU I bring, +>_< Which, ^.^ by :3 a xDD vision sent to her from ^.^ heaven, +:33 Owdainyed >_> is to >w< waise ÚwÚ this tedious ^-^ siege +xDD And UwU dwive x3 the :3 Engwish fowth x3 the bounds of Fwance. +uWu The ^w^ spiwit of >_> deep prophecy ^.^ she :33 hath, +;;w;; Exceeding x3 the >w< nyinye ^-^ sibyws of ;;w;; owd OwO Wome: +x3 What's x3 past ÚwÚ and UwU what's to come ^.^ she ^.^ can ^-^ descwy. +ÚwÚ Speak, UwU shaww UwU I caww her in? :3 Bewieve x3 my wowds, +For ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD cewtain ÚwÚ and OwO unfawwibwe. +x3 CHAWWES. ^w^ Go, caww her ^.^ in. ;;w;; [Exit x3 BASTAWD] +OwO But ÚwÚ fiwst, to >_> twy her ^-^ skiww, +Weignyiew, stand xDD thou >_< as uWu Dauphin uWu in x3 my pwace; +x3 Question her proudly; wet >w< thy :33 wooks be stern; +^-^ By ÚwÚ this means UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> sound >_> what :3 skiww ^.^ she ^w^ hath. + +^.^ We-entew x3 the BASTARD ÚwÚ OF ^w^ OWWEANS with +>_> JOAN LA PUCELLE + +REIGNIER. Faiw ;;w;; maid, >_> is 't xDD thou wiwt UwU do these wondwous :33 feats? +:33 PUCEWWE. Weignyiew, >_> is 't xDD thou :3 that >_> thinkest to beguile me? +Whewe >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin? ^.^ Come, come from :3 behind; +UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee weww, ^w^ though >_< nyevew :3 seen befowe. +^w^ Be nyot ÚwÚ amaz'd, there's >_< nyothing >_< hid from x3 me. +^w^ In >_> pwivate xDD wiww UwU I tawk with uWu thee x3 apawt. +;;w;; Stand back, xDD you wowds, ÚwÚ and UwU give >_> us OwO weave OwO awhiwe. +REIGNIER. :33 She UwU takes ;;w;; upon her bravely uWu at xDD fiwst dash. +:33 PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Dauphin, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ by birth :3 a shepherd's ^w^ daughtew, +OwO My wit ÚwÚ untwain'd uWu in xDD any uWu kind of art. +uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and UwU ouw xDD Wady >_> gwacious hath >w< it pleas'd +;;w;; To shine on x3 my OwO contemptibwe estate. +Lo, whiwst UwU I :33 waited on x3 my xDD tendew lambs +xDD And to sun's xDD pawching ^.^ heat UwU dispway'd x3 my cheeks, +>_> God's Mother deigned to appeaw to uWu me, +xDD And uWu in :3 a xDD vision full of ^.^ majesty +:3 Wiww'd ;;w;; me to OwO weave x3 my UwU base uWu vocation +xDD And fwee x3 my countwy from ^-^ cawamity +:3 Hew >_> aid ^.^ she pwomis'd ÚwÚ and x3 assuw'd OwO success. +^w^ In complete :3 gwowy ^.^ she reveal'd ^w^ hewsewf; +xDD And OwO wheweas UwU I UwU was black ÚwÚ and swart x3 befowe, +With UwU those ^-^ cweaw ways which ^.^ she >_< infus'd on ;;w;; me +:33 That beauty ^w^ am UwU I uWu bwess'd with which xDD you OwO may ^-^ see. +;;w;; Ask ;;w;; me >_> what ;;w;; question xDD thou ;;w;; canst ÚwÚ possibwe, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww answew :3 unpwemeditated. +OwO My couwage >_> twy ^.^ by :33 combat >_> if xDD thou uWu daw'st, +xDD And xDD thou shalt find :3 that UwU I xDD exceed x3 my ^-^ sex. +Resolve on :33 this: xDD thou shalt be ;;w;; fowtunyate +;;w;; If xDD thou receive ;;w;; me fow >w< thy warlike mate. +x3 CHAWWES. ^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu astonyish'd ;;w;; me with >w< thy xDD high tewms. +Onwy ÚwÚ this xDD pwoof I'll of >w< thy valour >_< make +^w^ In :3 singwe :33 combat xDD thou shalt buckwe with OwO me; +xDD And >_> if xDD thou >w< vanquishest, >w< thy wowds OwO awe true; +uWu Othewwise UwU I renounce aww ^.^ confidence. +:33 PUCEWWE. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ pwepaw'd; OwO hewe >_> is x3 my keen-edg'd uWu swowd, +Deck'd with five fwowew-de-wuces on >_< each side, +uWu The which uWu at x3 Touwainye, uWu in Saint ^.^ Kathewinye's churchyard, +UwU Out of :3 a great deal of ;;w;; owd iwon UwU I ^-^ chose forth. +x3 CHAWWES. UwU Then come, ^.^ o' >_> God's UwU nyame; UwU I feaw nyo uWu woman. +:33 PUCEWWE. xDD And OwO whiwe UwU I ^w^ wive I'll ^w^ nye'ew fwy from :3 a man. +[Here ;;w;; they >w< fight ÚwÚ and >_> JOAN LA PUCELLE uWu uvwcomes] +x3 CHAWWES. Stay, xDD stay >w< thy hands; xDD thou awt >w< an :33 Amazon, +xDD And uWu fightest with x3 the xDD swowd of :3 Debowah. +:33 PUCEWWE. uWu Chwist's Mother helps uWu me, >_> ewse UwU I :3 wewe ^w^ too ^.^ weak. +x3 CHAWWES. Whoe'er helps ÚwÚ thee, UwU 'tis xDD thou :3 that ^w^ must OwO hewp x3 me. +xDD Impatientwy UwU I buwn with >w< thy desire; +OwO My >_< heawt ÚwÚ and ^.^ hands xDD thou x3 hast uWu at >_> once ^-^ subdu'd. +Excewwent >w< Pucewwe, >_> if >w< thy xDD nyame be >_> so, +Let ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD sewvant ÚwÚ and nyot suvweign >w< be. +'Tis x3 the OwO Fwench uWu Dauphin UwU sueth to uWu thee OwO thus. +:33 PUCEWWE. UwU I ^w^ must nyot yield to xDD any rites of xDD wuv, +For x3 my pwofession's uWu sacwed from abuv. +x3 When UwU I uWu have xDD chased aww >w< thy ^-^ foes from hence, +UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I think ;;w;; upon :3 a ;;w;; wecompense. +x3 CHAWWES. >w< Meantime wook >_> gwacious on >w< thy x3 pwostwate ÚwÚ thwaww. +REIGNIER. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU methinks, >_> is xDD vewy ^-^ wong uWu in ^-^ tawk. +ALENCON. Doubtless ^.^ he shwives ÚwÚ this OwO woman to her ;;w;; smock; +^-^ Ewse ^w^ nye'ew couwd ^.^ he UwU so ^-^ wong ^w^ pwotwact :33 his :33 speech. +REIGNIER. Shall ^.^ we ^.^ distuwb :3 him, xDD since ^.^ he keeps nyo ^.^ mean? +ALENCON. >w< He OwO may >_> mean ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we poor ;;w;; men UwU do know; +;;w;; These x3 women OwO awe shrewd tempters with uWu theiw tongues. +REIGNIER. OwO My uWu wowd, :3 whewe OwO awe you? >_> What >w< devise xDD you ^-^ on? +Shall ^.^ we UwU give ^-^ o'ew ^.^ Owweans, ow no? +:33 PUCEWWE. Why, no, UwU I say; xDD distwustfuw wecweants! +Fight >w< tiww x3 the >w< wast OwO gasp; UwU I xDD wiww be x3 youw >w< guawd. +x3 CHAWWES. >_> What ^.^ she ;;w;; says I'll :33 confiwm; we'll >w< fight >w< it OwO out. +:33 PUCEWWE. UwU Assign'd ^w^ am UwU I to be x3 the :3 Engwish xDD scouwge. +This >w< nyight x3 the ^-^ siege :3 assuwedwy I'll waise. +^.^ Expect Saint ^-^ Mawtin's summer, hawcyon uWu days, +Since UwU I uWu have UwU entewed x3 into these waws. +Glory >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a xDD ciwcwe uWu in x3 the >_< watew, +>_< Which >_< nyevew ;;w;; ceaseth to >_< enwawge itsewf +Tiww ^.^ by >_< bwoad uWu spweading >w< it UwU dispewse to nought. +With >_> Henwy's :33 death x3 the :3 Engwish xDD ciwcwe ;;w;; ends; +uWu Dispewsed OwO awe x3 the :33 gwowies >w< it included. +Now ^w^ am UwU I ^.^ wike :3 that OwO pwoud >_< insuwting ship +>_< Which Caesaw ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 fowtunye OwO bawe uWu at OwO once. +x3 CHAWWES. Was Mahomet inspired with :3 a ^w^ duv? +^.^ Thou with >w< an >_> eagwe awt inspired UwU then. +Hewen, x3 the mothew of great OwO Constantinye, +x3 Nyow yet Saint x3 Phiwip's >_> daughtews :3 wewe ^.^ wike thee. +Bwight :33 staw of ^w^ Venyus, fall'n down on x3 the earth, +How OwO may UwU I reverently :33 wowship uWu thee enough? +ALENCON. Weave x3 off ÚwÚ deways, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us >w< waise x3 the siege. +REIGNIER. Woman, UwU do >_> what xDD thou ;;w;; canst to :3 save UwU ouw ^w^ honyouws; +Drive them from ^.^ Owweans, ÚwÚ and be immowtawiz'd. +x3 CHAWWES. Pwesentwy we'll >_> twy. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's OwO away about :3 it. +No :33 pwophet xDD wiww UwU I :33 twust >_> if ^.^ she ^-^ pwuv >w< fawse. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +OwO Wondon. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^-^ Towew :3 gates + +Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, with :33 his sewving-men +uWu in blue coats + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ^w^ am come to ;;w;; suwvey x3 the ^-^ Towew ÚwÚ this uWu day; +Since >_> Henwy's UwU death, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, there >_> is UwU conveyance. +Whewe be these warders :3 that ;;w;; they wait nyot hewe? +^w^ Open x3 the gates; UwU 'tis uWu Gwoucestew :3 that calls. +uWu FIWST uWu WAWDEW. :33 [Within] Who's there :3 that ÚwÚ knyocks UwU so +:3 impewiouswy? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the x3 nyobwe >w< Duke of ^.^ Gwoucestew. +^w^ SECOND uWu WAWDEW. :33 [Within] Whoe'er ^.^ he be, xDD you OwO may nyot be +wet ^.^ in. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. Villains, answew xDD you UwU so x3 the Lord +:3 Pwotectow? +uWu FIWST uWu WAWDEW. :33 [Within] uWu The Lord x3 pwotect x3 him! UwU so ^.^ we +answew ^.^ him. +We UwU do nyo ^-^ othewwise than ^.^ we OwO awe wiww'd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Who willed UwU you, ow x3 whose xDD wiww >w< stands >_> but +mine? +>_> Thewe's >_< nyonye Protector of x3 the weawm >_> but ^.^ I. +^.^ Bweak x3 up x3 the ^.^ gates, I'll be x3 youw :33 wawwantize. +Shall UwU I be ^-^ fwouted OwO thus ^.^ by *teleports behind you* dunghiww >_> gwooms? +[GLOUCESTER'S ;;w;; men >_< wush uWu at x3 the ^-^ Towew ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and +WOODVIWWE x3 the Wieutenyant xDD speaks ;;w;; within] +WOODVIWWE. :33 [Within] >_> What noise >_> is :3 this? >_> What traitors +uWu have ^.^ we hewe? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Wieutenyant, >_> is >w< it xDD you x3 whose uWu voice UwU I UwU heaw? +^w^ Open x3 the gates; hewe's uWu Gwoucestew :3 that ^.^ wouwd enter. +WOODVIWWE. :33 [Within] :3 Have patience, x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Duke, UwU I OwO may +nyot >w< open; +uWu The Cardinal of Winchestew ^-^ fowbids. +Fwom ^.^ him UwU I uWu have express commandment +:33 That xDD thou nor >_< nyonye of ^.^ thinye UwU shaww be wet ^.^ in. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Faint-heawted uWu Woodviwwe, pwizest ^.^ him fore me? +>_> Awwogant ^w^ Winchestew, :3 that ^.^ haughty prelate +;;w;; Whom Henry, UwU ouw wate sovereign, ^w^ nye'ew couwd bwook! +^.^ Thou awt nyo :33 fwiend to ^w^ God ow to x3 the ;;w;; King. +^w^ Open x3 the ^.^ gates, ow I'll shut uWu thee x3 out >w< showtwy. +x3 SEWVING-MEN. ^w^ Open x3 the :3 gates >w< unto x3 the Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, +:33 Ow we'll burst them open, >_> if :3 that xDD you come nyot >w< quickwy. + +Entew to x3 the x3 PWOTECTOW uWu at x3 the ^-^ Towew :3 gates >_> WINCHESTEW +ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; men uWu in OwO tawny coats + +WINCHESTEW. How now, :3 ambitious :3 Humphwy! >_> What means +:3 this? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Peew'd ;;w;; pwiest, dost xDD thou ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me to be +shut out? +WINCHESTEW. UwU I UwU do, xDD thou UwU most usuwping pwoditow, +xDD And nyot Protector of x3 the ^w^ King ow weawm. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Stand back, xDD thou UwU manyifest OwO conspiwatow, +^.^ Thou :3 that contwived'st to murder UwU ouw >_< dead wowd; +^.^ Thou :3 that OwO giv'st ^-^ whowes uWu induwgences to >_< sin. +I'll :3 canvass uWu thee uWu in >w< thy >_< bwoad UwU cawdinyaw's hat, +;;w;; If xDD thou proceed uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< thy UwU insowence. +WINCHESTEW. Nyay, stand xDD thou back; UwU I xDD wiww nyot :3 budge :3 a ^-^ foot. +This be Damascus; be xDD thou uWu cuwsed Cain, +;;w;; To slay >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Abew, >_> if xDD thou wilt. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I xDD wiww nyot slay ÚwÚ thee, >_> but I'll UwU dwive uWu thee back. +x3 Thy x3 scawwet ^-^ wobes >_< as :3 a chiwd's >_> beawing-cwoth +I'll use to carry uWu thee x3 out of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. +WINCHESTEW. Do >_> what xDD thou daw'st; UwU I ^w^ beawd uWu thee to >w< thy ;;w;; face. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What! ^w^ am UwU I ^w^ daw'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beawded to x3 my ^.^ face? +^.^ Dwaw, men, fow aww ÚwÚ this >_< pwiviweged :33 pwace +^.^ Bwue-coats to :33 tawny-coats. x3 Pwiest, UwU bewawe x3 youw beawd; +UwU I >_> mean to uWu tug :33 it, ÚwÚ and to :33 cuff xDD you UwU soundwy; +;;w;; Undew x3 my ;;w;; feet UwU I stamp >w< thy UwU cawdinyaw's :33 hat; +^w^ In x3 spite of ^.^ Pope ow >_> dignyities of :33 chuwch, +:3 Hewe ^.^ by x3 the >_> cheeks I'll drag uWu thee x3 up ÚwÚ and down. +WINCHESTEW. :33 Gwoucestew, xDD thou wiwt answew ÚwÚ this >w< befowe x3 the +>_> Pope. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Winchestew >_> goose! UwU I cwy >_> 'A rope, :3 a ÚwÚ wope!' +Now xDD beat them OwO hence; >w< why UwU do xDD you wet them stay? +uWu Thee I'll OwO chase hence, xDD thou OwO wowf uWu in sheep's uWu awway. +Out, :33 tawny-coats! Out, x3 scawwet hypocwite! + +:3 Hewe :3 GWOUCESTEW'S ;;w;; men xDD beat x3 out x3 the CAWDINyAW'S +ÚwÚ men; ÚwÚ and enter uWu in x3 the huwwy ^.^ buwwy x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF +>_> WONDON ÚwÚ and :33 his OFFICEWS + +;;w;; MAYOW. OwO Fie, lords! :3 that UwU you, ^.^ being supweme ^.^ magistwates, +^-^ Thus xDD contumewiouswy >_> shouwd bweak x3 the peace! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Peace, :33 Mayow! xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st xDD wittwe of x3 my ÚwÚ wwongs: +>_> Hewe's OwO Beaufowt, :3 that wegawds nor ^w^ God nor OwO King, +>_< Hath OwO hewe distwain'd x3 the ^-^ Towew to :33 his ÚwÚ use. +WINCHESTEW. >_> Hewe's :33 Gwoucestew, :3 a foe to citizens; +x3 Onye :3 that still >w< motions >w< waw ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew ÚwÚ peace, +^w^ O'ewchawging x3 youw fwee purses with large >_< finyes; +:33 That >_> seeks to overthrow ^w^ wewigion, +>_< Because ^.^ he >_> is Protector of x3 the ^w^ weawm, +xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ awmouw OwO hewe x3 out of x3 the Towew, +;;w;; To >_< cwown >_< himsewf ^w^ King ÚwÚ and suppress x3 the UwU Pwince. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I Will nyot answew uWu thee with wowds, >_> but ÚwÚ bwows. +[Here ;;w;; they skiwmish OwO again] +;;w;; MAYOW. x3 Nyought UwU wests fow ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 tumuwtuous uWu stwife +OwO But to >_< make open xDD pwocwamation. +^.^ Come, officer, >_< as ÚwÚ woud >_< as ;;w;; e'ew xDD thou x3 canst, +^w^ Cwy. +:3 OFFICEW. [Cwies] All ^w^ mannyew of ;;w;; men >_> assembwed OwO hewe uWu in :3 awms +ÚwÚ this day OwO against >_> God's uWu peace ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 King's, ^.^ we :3 chawge +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command UwU you, uWu in :33 his Highness' :33 nyame, to repair to +x3 youw sevewaw dwewwing-pwaces; ÚwÚ and nyot to OwO weaw, handle, ow +^.^ use, xDD any uWu swowd, ^w^ weapon, ow x3 daggew, ^-^ hencefowwawd, ;;w;; upon +:33 pain of death. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Cardinal, I'll be nyo bweakew of x3 the UwU waw; +OwO But ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 meet ÚwÚ and bweak UwU ouw minds uWu at >_> wawge. +WINCHESTEW. :33 Gwoucestew, we'll :3 meet to >w< thy >w< cost, be sure; +x3 Thy ^w^ heawt-bwood UwU I xDD wiww uWu have fow ÚwÚ this day's >w< wowk. +;;w;; MAYOW. I'll caww fow clubs >_> if xDD you xDD wiww nyot xDD away. +This ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's ^.^ mowe ^.^ haughty than x3 the deviw. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Mayow, faweweww; xDD thou dost >_> but >_> what xDD thou mayst. -WINCHESTER. Abominable ^-^ Gwoucestew, guawd >w< thy uWu head, ->_< Fow I intend ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ewe UwU wong. -^.^ Exeunt, severally, ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and WINCHESTEW -with theiw ^-^ sewvants -uWu MAYOW. ^w^ See OwO the >w< coast cweaw'd, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we uWu wiww depart. -Good God, ^.^ these nobles shouwd such ÚwÚ stomachs ^w^ beaw! -I ^-^ mysewf fight ^.^ nyot UwU once in forty xDD yeaw. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -OwO Fwance. Before >w< Owweans - -OwO Entew, uWu on OwO the wawws, OwO the ^.^ MASTEW-GUNNyEW ->_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS ÚwÚ and his xDD BOY - ->_> MASTEW-GUNNyEW. Sirrah, :3 thou uWu knyow'st how >w< Owweans :3 is ->w< besieg'd, -And how OwO the Engwish ^.^ have OwO the >_> subuwbs x3 won. ->_< BOY. Father, I know; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft ^.^ have shot at ;;w;; them, -^.^ Howe'ew >_< unfowtunyate I >_< miss'd my ^.^ aim. ->_> MASTEW-GUNNyEW. But :3 nyow :3 thou ^-^ shawt not. Be :3 thou :33 wuw'd -uWu by >_> me. -:3 Chief OwO mastew-gunnyew x3 am I >_> of :3 this UwU town; -OwO Something I >w< must ^-^ do ^-^ to procure me >_< gwace. -The Pwince's espials ^.^ have informed me -OwO How OwO the Engwish, in OwO the >_> subuwbs :33 cwose UwU intwench'd, -UwU Wont, OwO thwough :3 a >w< secwet grate >_> of iwon :33 baws -UwU In :33 yondew tower, ^-^ to :3 uvwpeew OwO the >_< city, -And ^.^ thence ÚwÚ discuvw how with UwU most ^w^ advantage -^.^ They ^-^ may uWu vex OwO us with shot ^w^ ow with assauwt. -ÚwÚ To ^.^ intewcept :3 this inconvenyience, -OwO A piece >_> of ordnance >w< 'gainst ^.^ it I ^.^ have xDD pwac'd; -And x3 even ^.^ these three >_< days ^.^ have I ^w^ watch'd ->w< If I :33 couwd UwU see ^.^ them. Nyow ^-^ do :3 thou xDD watch, ->_< Fow I can stay nyo longer. ->w< If :3 thou >_< spy'st >_< any, run ÚwÚ and bwing me ^w^ wowd; -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find me at OwO the >w< Guvwnyow's. Exit ->_< BOY. Father, I ;;w;; wawwant OwO you; UwU take you nyo care; -I'll never twoubwe you, ^-^ if I ^-^ may UwU spy ^.^ them. Exit - -x3 Entew SALISBURY ÚwÚ and TAWBOT uWu on OwO the turrets, with -ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM GLANSDALE, ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS GARGRAVE, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -SAWISBUWY. >_> Tawbot, my xDD wife, my joy, UwU again x3 wetuwn'd! -OwO How ^w^ wewt :3 thou ^w^ handwed being pwisonyew? -Ow uWu by what :3 means got'st :3 thou ^-^ to >w< be x3 weweas'd? -^w^ Discouwse, I ;;w;; pwithee, uWu on :3 this turret's top. ->w< TAWBOT. The Eaww >_> of Bedford xDD had :3 a pwisonyew -UwU Caww'd OwO the bwave Wowd UwU Ponton ^.^ de ;;w;; Santwaiwwes; ->_< Fow him ÚwÚ was I xDD exchang'd ÚwÚ and ransomed. -But with :3 a baser man >_> of ÚwÚ awms uWu by :3 faw -Once, in ^w^ contempt, uWu they would ^.^ have barter'd me; -^w^ Which I :3 disdainying ;;w;; scown'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwaved death ->_< Wathew than I would >w< be OwO so :3 viwe >_> esteem'd. -UwU In fine, xDD wedeem'd I ÚwÚ was as I desir'd. -But, O! OwO the treacherous OwO Fastowfe wounds my OwO heawt -x3 Whom with my x3 bawe :33 fists I would ^.^ execute, ->w< If I :3 nyow xDD had him ^w^ bwought OwO into my >_> powew. -SAWISBUWY. >_> Yet >_> teww'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot how :3 thou ^w^ wewt x3 entewtain'd. ->w< TAWBOT. x3 With :3 scoffs, ÚwÚ and ^w^ scowns, ÚwÚ and contumelious xDD taunts, -UwU In open OwO mawket-pwace OwO pwoduc'd uWu they me -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a uWu pubwic >w< spectacwe ^-^ to uWu aww; -Here, ^w^ said uWu they, :3 is OwO the terror >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, -The OwO scawecwow UwU that affwights ^-^ ouw chiwdwen ÚwÚ so. -;;w;; Then x3 bwoke I ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< officews UwU that wed uWu me, -And with my ^.^ nyaiws uWu digg'd >w< stonyes >_< out >_> of OwO the gwound -ÚwÚ To huww at OwO the *twerks* behowdews >_> of my >_< shame; -UwU My :33 gwiswy countenance :3 made ÚwÚ othews ^w^ fwy; -None durst come ;;w;; nyeaw uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of ^w^ sudden :33 death. -UwU In iwon >_< wawws uWu they ^w^ deem'd me ^.^ nyot x3 secuwe; -^w^ So gweat ;;w;; feaw >_> of my name 'mongst them ÚwÚ was UwU spwead -:33 That uWu they suppos'd I :33 couwd rend :33 baws >_> of >_< steew -And x3 spuwn in ;;w;; pieces ;;w;; posts >_> of :33 adamant; ->w< Whewefowe :3 a guawd >_> of :3 chosen shot I xDD had -:33 That uWu wawk'd about me every >_< minyute-whiwe; -And ^-^ if I >_> did uWu but :33 stiw >_< out >_> of my :33 bed, -ÚwÚ Weady uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >_> shoot me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD BOY with :3 a uWu winstock - -SAWISBUWY. I >w< gwieve ^-^ to hear what >_< towments you x3 enduw'd; -But ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be reveng'd :33 sufficientwy. -Nyow ^.^ it :3 is supper-time in Owweans: -Here, OwO thwough :3 this gwate, I ;;w;; count OwO each ^-^ onye -And view OwO the Frenchmen how uWu they ^-^ fowtify. ->_> Wet OwO us ÚwÚ wook in; OwO the OwO sight uWu wiww >w< much dewight thee. -Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Gawgwave ÚwÚ and Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ Gwansdawe, ->_> Wet me ^.^ have >_> youw express opinyions -:3 Whewe :3 is :33 best place ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ ouw batt'ry next. -x3 GAWGWAVE. I ÚwÚ think at OwO the >_> Nyowth ^w^ Gate; uWu fow there ^.^ stand wowds. -^w^ GWANSDAWE. And I ;;w;; hewe, at OwO the buwwawk >_> of OwO the :3 bwidge. ->w< TAWBOT. >_< Fow >w< aught I >_> see, :3 this :33 city >w< must >w< be :33 famish'd, -Ow with ^.^ wight skirmishes enfeebwed. -[Hewe uWu they >_> shoot ÚwÚ and SALISBURY ÚwÚ and ^.^ GAWGWAVE -^-^ faww >w< down] -SAWISBUWY. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on >w< us, wwetched sinners! -x3 GAWGWAVE. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on uWu me, :3 woefuw ^w^ man! ->w< TAWBOT. What uWu chance :3 is :3 this UwU that :33 suddenwy ;;w;; hath ;;w;; cwoss'd >_> us? -xDD Speak, ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; at >_> weast, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst speak. -OwO How far'st thou, >_< miwwow >_> of >w< aww martial ^.^ men? ->_< Onye >_> of >w< thy eyes ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 cheek's >_> side struck >_< off! -^w^ Accuwsed tower! accursed :33 fataw hand -:33 That ;;w;; hath uWu contwiv'd :3 this :3 woefuw >w< twagedy! -UwU In thirteen ^.^ battwes ;;w;; Sawisbuwy >_< o'ewcame; -^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth ^.^ he ^.^ fiwst >w< twain'd ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ waws; ->w< Whiwst ^-^ any >_> twump >_> did :33 sound ^w^ ow uWu dwum struck uWu up, -His >_< swowd >_> did :33 nye'ew xDD weave xDD stwiking in OwO the fiewd. ->_> Yet x3 wiv'st thou, OwO Sawisbuwy? ^-^ Though >w< thy OwO speech doth :33 faiw, ->_< Onye eye :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fow ÚwÚ gwace; -The >_< sun with ^-^ onye eye x3 vieweth >w< aww OwO the world. -Heaven, >w< be :3 thou >_< gwacious ^-^ to UwU nyonye x3 awive ->w< If ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ wants UwU mewcy at >w< thy ÚwÚ hands! -Beaw x3 hence his body; I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to :33 buwy it. -Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Gawgwave, x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ any x3 wife? -^w^ Speak x3 unto ^.^ Tawbot; xDD nyay, ÚwÚ wook OwO up ^-^ to >_> him. ->w< Sawisbuwy, :33 cheew >w< thy spirit with :3 this UwU comfowt, -Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot die whiwes -ÚwÚ He ^.^ beckons with his hand ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes uWu on uWu me, -UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say >w< 'When I x3 am UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone, -Wemembew ^-^ to uWu avenge me uWu on OwO the ;;w;; Fwench.' -Pwantagenyet, I wiww; ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^.^ thee, UwU Nyewo, -;;w;; Pway uWu on OwO the lute, OwO behowding OwO the OwO towns burn. -Wretched uWu shaww Fwance >w< be only in my >w< nyame. -[Hewe OwO an ^w^ awawum, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it OwO thundews ÚwÚ and lightens] -What :33 stiw :3 is uWu this? What tumuwt's in OwO the ^w^ heavens? ->_> Whence cometh :3 this :3 awawum ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD nyoise? - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, my lord, OwO the xDD Fwench ^.^ have gather'd -head -The ÚwÚ Dauphin, with ^-^ onye ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe xDD join'd, -OwO A holy prophetess OwO nyew UwU wisen uWu up, -^-^ Is come with :3 a gweat power ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise OwO the ^-^ siege. -[Hewe SALISBURY ^w^ wifteth ^-^ himsewf OwO up ÚwÚ and :33 gwoans] ->w< TAWBOT. OwO Heaw, hear how ^.^ dying ;;w;; Sawisbuwy doth groan. -^w^ It iwks his OwO heawt ^.^ he cannyot >w< be x3 weveng'd. -:33 Fwenchmen, I'll >w< be :3 a ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ^-^ to you. -xDD Pucewwe ^w^ ow puzzel, UwU dowphin ^w^ ow OwO dogfish, -Your hearts I'll stamp >_< out with my :33 howse's ^.^ heews -And ^-^ make :3 a quagmire >_> of >_> youw mingwed uWu bwains. -uWu Convey me ;;w;; Sawisbuwy OwO into his >_> tent, -And then ^w^ we'ww twy what ^.^ these ^-^ dastawd Frenchmen >_> dawe. -Awawum. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 5. - -Before >w< Owweans - -;;w;; Hewe OwO an :3 awawum uWu again, ÚwÚ and TAWBOT pursueth OwO the -DAUPHIN ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwiveth >_> him. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ^-^ JOAN WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE -OwO dwiving :3 Engwishmen before :3 hew. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew TAWBOT - ->w< TAWBOT. :3 Whewe :3 is my UwU stwength, my valour, ÚwÚ and my fowce? -Our Engwish twoops x3 wetiwe, I cannyot stay them; -OwO A ^-^ woman OwO cwad in xDD awmouw xDD chaseth ^.^ them. - -x3 Entew WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE - -Here, here ^.^ she comes. I'll ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; bout with thee. -uWu Deviw ^w^ ow devil's dam, I'll conjuwe thee; -Bwood uWu wiww I dwaw uWu on OwO thee-thou art :3 a :3 witch -And ^-^ stwaightway ^w^ give >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to him :3 thou ^-^ sewv'st. -PUCEWWE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, 'tis only I UwU that >w< must >w< disgwace thee. -[Hewe uWu they UwU fight] ->w< TAWBOT. Heavens, can you suffer heww OwO so ^-^ to prevail? -UwU My uWu bweast I'll ^-^ buwst with >_> stwainying >_> of my ^.^ couwage. -And ^-^ fwom my shouwdews >_< cwack my ÚwÚ awms :33 asundew, -But I uWu wiww chastise :3 this UwU high >_> minded xDD stwumpet. -^.^ [They fight again] -PUCEWWE. >_> Tawbot, faweweww; >w< thy hour :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet come. -I >w< must >w< go x3 victuaw >w< Owweans x3 fowthwith. -;;w;; [A ^-^ showt alarum; then ÚwÚ entew OwO the ^-^ town with ^-^ sowdiews] -:33 O'ewtake me ^-^ if :3 thou OwO canst; I :33 scown >w< thy strength. -Go, ÚwÚ go, :33 cheew OwO up >w< thy x3 hungwy starved ^w^ men; -Hewp ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ^-^ to ^-^ make his >w< testament. -:3 This :3 day :3 is UwU ouws, as many ^-^ mowe uWu shaww UwU be. Exit ->w< TAWBOT. UwU My >_> thoughts awe whiwwed >_< wike :3 a potter's wheew; -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe I x3 am :3 nyow what I do. -OwO A :3 witch uWu by feaw, ^.^ nyot force, >_< wike Hannibal, -Dwives xDD back ^-^ ouw twoops ÚwÚ and xDD conquews as ^.^ she :3 wists. -^w^ So ^w^ bees with ^-^ smoke ÚwÚ and doves with noisome ^.^ stench -uWu Awe ^-^ fwom theiw ^.^ hives ÚwÚ and ;;w;; houses >_> dwiven >_> away. -^.^ They xDD caww'd >w< us, uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO fiewcenyess, Engwish x3 dogs; -Nyow >_< wike ^-^ to >_< whewps ^-^ we cwying run >_> away. -;;w;; [A ^-^ showt awawum] -Hawk, countwymen! x3 Eithew ^.^ wenyew OwO the fight -Ow >w< teaw OwO the ^.^ wions >_< out >_> of England's ^w^ coat; ->w< Wenyounce >_> youw soiw, ^w^ give ;;w;; sheep in wions' :3 stead: -^-^ Sheep run ^.^ nyot half OwO so treacherous ^-^ fwom OwO the wowf, -Ow horse ^w^ ow ^.^ oxen ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ weopawd, -UwU As you UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ oft x3 subdued :33 swaves. -uWu [Awawum. ;;w;; Hewe another ;;w;; skiwmish] -^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; be-wetiwe OwO into >_> youw ^-^ twenches. -You >w< aww >_> consented x3 unto Salisbury's >_< death, ->_< Fow UwU nyonye would strike :3 a OwO stwoke in his wevenge. -xDD Pucewwe :3 is ent'red OwO into >w< Owweans -UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of OwO us ^w^ ow >w< aught UwU that ^-^ we :33 couwd do. -:33 O, would I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to die with xDD Sawisbuwy! -The ÚwÚ shame xDD heweof uWu wiww ^-^ make me hide my head. -Exit >w< TAWBOT. >w< Awawum; ^.^ wetweat - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 6. +WINCHESTEW. OwO Abominyabwe :33 Gwoucestew, xDD guawd >w< thy head, +For UwU I intend to uWu have >w< it ere wong. +^.^ Exeunt, ;;w;; sevewawwy, GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> WINCHESTEW +with uWu theiw :3 sewvants +;;w;; MAYOW. xDD See x3 the :3 coast cweaw'd, ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu depawt. +^-^ Good :33 God, these nyobwes >_> shouwd xDD such ^w^ stomachs ^w^ beaw! +UwU I mysewf >w< fight nyot >_> once uWu in >w< fowty year. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +Fwance. ^.^ Befowe Owweans + +OwO Entew, on x3 the walls, x3 the MASTEW-GUNNyEW +ÚwÚ OF ^w^ OWWEANS ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> BOY + +^w^ MASTEW-GUNNyEW. Siwwah, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st >w< how Owweans >_> is +ÚwÚ besieg'd, +xDD And >w< how x3 the :3 Engwish uWu have x3 the suburbs uWu won. +BOY. :3 Fathew, UwU I know; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft uWu have UwU shot uWu at ÚwÚ them, +Howe'er :33 unfowtunyate UwU I ;;w;; miss'd x3 my ÚwÚ aim. +^w^ MASTEW-GUNNyEW. OwO But nyow xDD thou shalt not. ^w^ Be xDD thou wuw'd +^.^ by x3 me. +:33 Chief ^.^ mastew-gunnyew ^w^ am UwU I of ÚwÚ this xDD town; +xDD Something UwU I ^w^ must UwU do to ;;w;; pwocuwe ;;w;; me grace. +uWu The ;;w;; Pwince's >_< espiaws uWu have infowmed ;;w;; me +How x3 the Engwish, uWu in x3 the suburbs ^-^ cwose >w< intwench'd, +xDD Wont, ^w^ thwough :3 a secret OwO gwate of iwon bars +^w^ In yonder tower, to overpeer x3 the city, +xDD And thence OwO discuvw >w< how with UwU most ^w^ advantage +^-^ They OwO may ^-^ vex >_> us with UwU shot ow with xDD assauwt. +;;w;; To uWu intewcept ÚwÚ this OwO inconvenyience, +^-^ A ^.^ piece of owdnyance uWu 'gainst >w< it UwU I uWu have plac'd; +xDD And even these >w< thwee OwO days uWu have UwU I UwU watch'd +;;w;; If UwU I couwd >_> see OwO them. Now UwU do xDD thou >w< watch, +For UwU I ^.^ can xDD stay nyo wongew. +;;w;; If xDD thou spy'st uWu any, >w< wun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me wowd; +xDD And xDD thou shalt find ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the >_< Guvwnyow's. uWu Exit +BOY. :3 Fathew, UwU I :33 wawwant uWu you; OwO take xDD you nyo ;;w;; cawe; +I'll >_< nyevew >_> twoubwe UwU you, >_> if UwU I OwO may ^w^ spy OwO them. uWu Exit + +Entew SALISBURY ÚwÚ and :3 TAWBOT on x3 the :3 tuwwets, with +ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM ^-^ GWANSDAWE, ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS GARGRAVE, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +SAWISBUWY. Talbot, x3 my :3 wife, x3 my joy, again uWu wetuwn'd! +How OwO wewt xDD thou handled ^.^ being prisoner? +:33 Ow ^.^ by >_> what means got'st xDD thou to be x3 weweas'd? +Discouwse, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, on ÚwÚ this turret's >_> top. +TAWBOT. uWu The ^-^ Eaww of >_< Bedfowd xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ pwisonyew +Call'd x3 the >_< bwave Lord uWu Ponton UwU de Santrailles; +For ^.^ him UwU was UwU I UwU exchang'd ÚwÚ and ransomed. +OwO But with :3 a baser x3 man of :3 awms ^.^ by uWu faw +^-^ Once, uWu in ^.^ contempt, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have barter'd OwO me; +>_< Which UwU I disdaining ^w^ scown'd, ÚwÚ and UwU cwaved :33 death +Rather than UwU I ^.^ wouwd be UwU so ^-^ viwe esteem'd. +^w^ In uWu finye, ^w^ wedeem'd UwU I UwU was >_< as UwU I desir'd. +But, :3 O! x3 the treacherous Fastowfe wounds x3 my >_< heawt +;;w;; Whom with x3 my OwO bawe UwU fists UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 execute, +;;w;; If UwU I nyow xDD had ^.^ him ^.^ bwought x3 into x3 my UwU powew. +SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ teww'st xDD thou nyot >w< how xDD thou OwO wewt ^w^ entewtain'd. +TAWBOT. With scoffs, ÚwÚ and scowns, ÚwÚ and >_> contumewious ÚwÚ taunts, +^w^ In open >_> mawket-pwace ÚwÚ pwoduc'd ;;w;; they ;;w;; me +;;w;; To be :3 a public ^.^ spectacwe to aww; +Here, uWu said >w< they, >_> is x3 the tewwow of x3 the Fwench, +uWu The >w< scawecwow :3 that affwights UwU ouw x3 chiwdwen :3 so. +UwU Then broke UwU I from x3 the ^w^ officews :3 that x3 wed uWu me, +xDD And with x3 my >_< nyaiws xDD digg'd ^.^ stonyes x3 out of x3 the x3 gwound +;;w;; To >_< huww uWu at x3 the x3 behowdews of x3 my OwO shame; +OwO My grisly >_< countenyance UwU made ;;w;; othews xDD fwy; +^-^ Nyonye x3 duwst come nyeaw fow feaw of ^.^ sudden death. +^w^ In iwon OwO wawws ;;w;; they OwO deem'd ;;w;; me nyot xDD secuwe; +^w^ So great feaw of x3 my xDD nyame ^w^ 'mongst them UwU was ;;w;; spwead +:33 That ;;w;; they ^-^ suppos'd UwU I couwd rend bars of steew +xDD And :33 spuwn uWu in uWu pieces :3 posts of >w< adamant; +ÚwÚ Whewefowe :3 a xDD guawd of OwO chosen UwU shot UwU I xDD had +:33 That wawk'd about ;;w;; me every >_< minyute-whiwe; +xDD And >_> if UwU I uWu did >_> but stir x3 out of x3 my ^.^ bed, +Weady ;;w;; they :3 wewe to >w< shoot ;;w;; me to x3 the ;;w;; heawt. + +Entew x3 the >_> BOY with :3 a uWu winstock + +SAWISBUWY. UwU I UwU gwieve to hear >_> what torments xDD you ;;w;; enduw'd; +OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww be ^w^ weveng'd OwO sufficientwy. +Now >w< it >_> is supper-time uWu in xDD Owweans: +Here, ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ this xDD gwate, UwU I ;;w;; count >_< each one +xDD And x3 view x3 the Fwenchmen >w< how ;;w;; they x3 fowtify. +Let >_> us wook UwU in; x3 the ^.^ sight xDD wiww much delight thee. +Sir Thomas Gargrave ÚwÚ and Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam Gwansdawe, +Let ;;w;; me uWu have x3 youw express OwO opinyions +Whewe >_> is best :33 pwace to >_< make UwU ouw OwO batt'wy nyext. +GARGRAVE. UwU I think uWu at x3 the UwU Nyowth Gate; fow there stand lords. +>_< GWANSDAWE. xDD And UwU I UwU hewe, uWu at x3 the :3 buwwawk of x3 the uWu bwidge. +TAWBOT. For ^.^ aught UwU I see, ÚwÚ this UwU city ^w^ must be famish'd, +:33 Ow with >w< wight ^-^ skiwmishes enfeebled. +[Here ;;w;; they >w< shoot ÚwÚ and SALISBURY ÚwÚ and GARGRAVE +faww down] +SAWISBUWY. x3 O Wowd, uWu have xDD mewcy on us, wwetched sinners! +GARGRAVE. x3 O Wowd, uWu have xDD mewcy on uWu me, ^.^ woefuw ;;w;; man! +TAWBOT. >_> What chance >_> is ÚwÚ this :3 that ;;w;; suddenwy hath cwoss'd us? +ÚwÚ Speak, Sawisbuwy; uWu at least, >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst >_< speak. +How UwU faw'st UwU thou, mirror of aww martial men? +x3 Onye of >w< thy eyes ÚwÚ and >w< thy cheek's x3 side >w< stwuck off! +>w< Accuwsed towew! ^w^ accuwsed uWu fataw uWu hand +:33 That hath contriv'd ÚwÚ this ^.^ woefuw twagedy! +^w^ In thirteen :3 battwes uWu Sawisbuwy >_< o'ewcame; +Henwy x3 the >_< Fifth ^.^ he xDD fiwst ;;w;; twain'd to x3 the x3 waws; +Whilst xDD any >_< twump uWu did >_> sound ow drum >w< stwuck up, +ÚwÚ His xDD swowd uWu did ^w^ nye'ew OwO weave ^.^ stwiking uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. +ÚwÚ Yet x3 wiv'st UwU thou, :33 Sawisbuwy? ;;w;; Though >w< thy ÚwÚ speech xDD doth fail, +x3 Onye ^w^ eye xDD thou x3 hast to wook to heaven fow >w< gwace; +uWu The sun with one ^w^ eye :33 vieweth aww x3 the wowwd. +Heaven, be xDD thou >_> gwacious to >_< nyonye ^.^ awive +;;w;; If uWu Sawisbuwy wants xDD mewcy uWu at >w< thy ^w^ hands! +ÚwÚ Beaw >w< hence :33 his >w< body; UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp to ^.^ buwy :3 it. +Sir Thomas ^.^ Gawgwave, x3 hast xDD thou xDD any :33 wife? +^w^ Speak >w< unto ;;w;; Tawbot; x3 nyay, wook x3 up to ^.^ him. +>_> Sawisbuwy, cheer >w< thy ^w^ spiwit with ÚwÚ this comfort, +^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^-^ die whiwes +>w< He ^-^ beckons with :33 his uWu hand ÚwÚ and ^-^ smiwes on uWu me, +;;w;; As who >_> shouwd >_> say ^-^ 'When UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead ÚwÚ and >w< gonye, +ÚwÚ Wemembew to ÚwÚ avenge ;;w;; me on x3 the x3 Fwench.' +Pwantagenyet, UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike ÚwÚ thee, Nero, +>_> Pway on x3 the :33 wute, beholding x3 the UwU towns :3 buwn. +^.^ Wwetched UwU shaww Fwance be >w< onwy uWu in x3 my nyame. +[Here >w< an >_> awawum, ÚwÚ and >w< it :3 thundews ÚwÚ and lightens] +>_> What stir >_> is :3 this? >_> What :3 tumuwt's uWu in x3 the xDD heavens? +OwO Whence cometh ÚwÚ this OwO awawum ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ nyoise? + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 the OwO Fwench uWu have gathew'd +>_> head +uWu The ÚwÚ Dauphin, with one UwU Joan UwU wa Pucelle join'd, +^-^ A >w< howy x3 pwophetess x3 nyew ^.^ wisen up, +Is come with :3 a great powew to >w< waise x3 the siege. +[Here SALISBURY lifteth >_< himsewf x3 up ÚwÚ and x3 gwoans] +TAWBOT. :33 Heaw, hear >w< how dying uWu Sawisbuwy xDD doth gwoan. +^.^ It irks :33 his >_< heawt ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot be reveng'd. +>w< Fwenchmen, I'll be :3 a uWu Sawisbuwy to OwO you. +Pucelle ow puzzew, dowphin ow ^-^ dogfish, +uWu Youw heawts I'll stamp x3 out with x3 my howse's heels +xDD And >_< make :3 a ;;w;; quagmiwe of x3 youw >w< mingwed ^w^ bwains. +^.^ Convey ;;w;; me uWu Sawisbuwy x3 into :33 his x3 tent, +xDD And xDD then we'll >_> twy >_> what these ÚwÚ dastawd Fwenchmen OwO dawe. +;;w;; Awawum. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE 5. + +^.^ Befowe Owweans + +:3 Hewe >w< an OwO awawum OwO again, ÚwÚ and :3 TAWBOT puwsueth x3 the +DAUPHIN ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwiveth ^.^ him. UwU Then enter >_> JOAN LA PUCELLE +driving :3 Engwishmen >w< befowe her. UwU Then enter :3 TAWBOT + +TAWBOT. Whewe >_> is x3 my >_< stwength, x3 my uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO fowce? +Our :3 Engwish troops wetiwe, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD stay OwO them; +^-^ A OwO woman cwad uWu in ^-^ awmouw ;;w;; chaseth OwO them. + +Entew LA PUCELLE + +Here, OwO hewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. I'll uWu have :3 a uWu bout with thee. +Deviw ow >_> deviw's :33 dam, I'll x3 conjuwe ÚwÚ thee; +Blood xDD wiww UwU I dwaw on OwO thee-thou awt :3 a >w< witch +xDD And ^w^ stwaightway UwU give >w< thy :3 souw to ^.^ him xDD thou OwO sewv'st. +:33 PUCEWWE. ^.^ Come, come, UwU 'tis >w< onwy UwU I :3 that ^w^ must xDD disgwace thee. +[Here ;;w;; they fight] +TAWBOT. >w< Heavens, ^.^ can xDD you suffew heww UwU so to ^w^ pwevaiw? +OwO My breast I'll burst with stwainying of x3 my courage. +xDD And from x3 my ^w^ shouwdews UwU cwack x3 my :3 awms asunder, +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww chastise ÚwÚ this xDD high >_> minded ;;w;; stwumpet. +^w^ [They >w< fight OwO again] +:33 PUCEWWE. Talbot, faweweww; >w< thy >_> houw >_> is nyot yet x3 come. +UwU I ^w^ must OwO go >_> victuaw Owweans >w< fowthwith. +:3 [A showt alarum; xDD then enter x3 the :33 town with soldiers] +O'ertake ;;w;; me >_> if xDD thou >_> canst; UwU I ^w^ scown >w< thy :33 stwength. +^w^ Go, x3 go, cheer x3 up >w< thy hungwy starved ÚwÚ men; +^-^ Hewp uWu Sawisbuwy to >_< make :33 his ^-^ testament. +This day >_> is >_> ouws, >_< as UwU many ^.^ mowe UwU shaww >w< be. uWu Exit +TAWBOT. OwO My >_< thoughts OwO awe x3 whiwwed ^.^ wike :3 a xDD pottew's wheew; +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am nor >_> what UwU I xDD do. +^-^ A >w< witch ^.^ by ;;w;; feaw, nyot fowce, ^.^ wike :33 Hannyibaw, +Drives back UwU ouw troops ÚwÚ and :33 conquews >_< as ^.^ she lists. +^w^ So ÚwÚ bees with >_< smoke ÚwÚ and doves with ^-^ nyoisome uWu stench +^w^ Awe from uWu theiw :33 hives ÚwÚ and xDD houses driven xDD away. +^-^ They ^w^ caww'd us, fow UwU ouw uWu fiewcenyess, :3 Engwish dogs; +Now ^.^ wike to >_< whewps ^.^ we :3 cwying >w< wun xDD away. +:3 [A showt awawum] +Hawk, ;;w;; countwymen! ^-^ Eithew renew x3 the >w< fight +:33 Ow teaw x3 the wions x3 out of Engwand's OwO coat; +^.^ Wenyounce x3 youw ^w^ soiw, UwU give sheep uWu in wions' >w< stead: +UwU Sheep >w< wun nyot half UwU so treacherous from x3 the OwO wowf, +:33 Ow UwU howse ow oxen from x3 the :33 weopawd, +;;w;; As xDD you fwy from x3 youw ;;w;; oft >_> subdued ^-^ swaves. +>_< [Awawum. :3 Hewe anyothew ÚwÚ skiwmish] +^.^ It xDD wiww nyot be-retire x3 into x3 youw x3 twenches. +>_> You aww :3 consented >w< unto Salisbury's UwU death, +For >_< nyonye ^.^ wouwd strike :3 a ^w^ stwoke uWu in :33 his revenge. +Pucelle >_> is ^w^ ent'wed x3 into Owweans +^w^ In x3 spite of >_> us ow ^.^ aught :3 that ^.^ we couwd xDD do. +>_< O, ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe to ^-^ die with ^-^ Sawisbuwy! +uWu The ^-^ shame ^-^ heweof xDD wiww >_< make ;;w;; me hide x3 my >_> head. +uWu Exit TAWBOT. Alarum; ;;w;; wetweat + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 6. ^w^ OWWEANS -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew uWu on OwO the wawws, WA uWu PUCEWWE, ^.^ CHAWWES, -^-^ WEIGNyIEW, ;;w;; AWENCON, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -PUCEWWE. :33 Advance ^-^ ouw waving colours uWu on OwO the ^w^ wawws; -x3 Wescu'd :3 is >w< Owweans ^-^ fwom OwO the Engwish. -ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe ;;w;; hath xDD pewfowm'd xDD hew :33 wowd. -CHARLES. Divinest creature, >w< Astwaea's >_> daughtew, -OwO How uWu shaww I uWu honyouw ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 this uWu success? -x3 Thy ^w^ pwomises awe >_< wike xDD Adonyis' :33 gawdens, -:33 That ^-^ onye :3 day bwoom'd ÚwÚ and :3 fwuitfuw ;;w;; wewe OwO the next. -UwU Fwance, ;;w;; twiumph in >w< thy ^w^ gwowious prophetess. -Wecuvw'd :3 is OwO the ^-^ town >_> of Orleans. -Mowe bwessed :3 hap >_> did :33 nye'ew befall ^-^ ouw state. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU Why ring ^.^ nyot >_< out OwO the OwO bewws ;;w;; awoud ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the -:33 town? -ÚwÚ Dauphin, xDD command OwO the xDD citizens ^-^ make bonfires -And feast ÚwÚ and ^.^ banquet in OwO the open >w< stweets -ÚwÚ To UwU cewebwate OwO the ^.^ joy UwU that :3 God ;;w;; hath >w< given ÚwÚ us. -ALENCON. ^-^ Aww Fwance uWu wiww >w< be replete with uWu miwth ÚwÚ and ^.^ joy -When uWu they uWu shaww hear how ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> pway'd OwO the ^-^ men. -CHARLES. ^.^ 'Tis :3 Joan, ^.^ nyot >_> we, uWu by xDD whom OwO the :3 day :3 is OwO won; ->_< Fow ;;w;; which I uWu wiww >_> divide my :3 cwown with UwU hew; -And >w< aww OwO the priests ÚwÚ and :3 fwiaws in my >_< weawm -:33 Shaww in x3 pwocession sing xDD hew endless :3 pwaise. -OwO A >_> statewiew :3 pywamis ^-^ to xDD hew I'll rear ->w< Than Rhodope's >_> of >_> Memphis >w< evew ÚwÚ was. -UwU In memowy >_> of UwU hew, when ^.^ she :3 is OwO dead, -Her ^w^ ashes, in OwO an uwn ^-^ mowe pwecious ->w< Than OwO the rich jewel'd xDD coffew >_> of >w< Dawius, -:33 Twanspowted uWu shaww >w< be at UwU high ^.^ festivaws -Before OwO the kings ÚwÚ and ^.^ queens >_> of OwO Fwance. -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu on x3 Saint Denyis uWu wiww ^-^ we cwy, -But ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe uWu shaww >w< be >_> Fwance's uWu saint. -Come ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and let OwO us ^.^ banquet ÚwÚ woyawwy -:33 Aftew :3 this gowden :3 day >_> of >_< victowy. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Before >w< Owweans - -x3 Entew :3 a FRENCH SERGEANT ÚwÚ and two xDD SENTINyEWS - -ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. >w< Siws, UwU take >_> youw OwO pwaces ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO vigiwant. ->w< If ^-^ any ^w^ nyoise ^w^ ow sowdiew you pewceive -Near ^-^ to OwO the wawws, uWu by >w< some apparent >w< sign ->_> Wet OwO us ^.^ have knowledge at OwO the couwt >_> of ^.^ guawd. -OwO FIWST ^w^ SENTINyEW. uWu Sewgeant, you shall. xDD [Exit SERGEANT] -ÚwÚ Thus awe UwU poow ÚwÚ sewvitows, -When ÚwÚ othews ;;w;; sweep x3 upon theiw >_> quiet beds, -^-^ Constwain'd ^-^ to watch in dawknyess, wain, ÚwÚ and cold. - -x3 Entew xDD TAWBOT, BEDFORD, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ and fowces, -with xDD scawing-waddews; theiw ;;w;; dwums >_> beating :3 a UwU dead -mawch - ->w< TAWBOT. Wowd ^-^ Wegent, ÚwÚ and wedoubted Buwgundy, -By uWu whose xDD appwoach OwO the wegions >_> of OwO Awtois, -Wallon, ÚwÚ and Picawdy, awe fwiends ^-^ to >w< us, -:3 This x3 happy night OwO the Frenchmen awe ^.^ secuwe, -Having >w< aww :3 day carous'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ banqueted; ->w< Embwace ^-^ we then :3 this opportunity, -UwU As >w< fitting :33 best ^-^ to quittance theiw >w< deceit, -^.^ Contwiv'd uWu by art ÚwÚ and xDD bawefuw sowcewy. -BEDFORD. ;;w;; Cowawd >_> of UwU Fwance, how >w< much ^.^ he ^-^ wwongs his ;;w;; fame, -^.^ Despaiwing >_> of his >_> own uWu awm's >_< fowtitude, -ÚwÚ To >_> join with :33 witches ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of heww! ->w< BUWGUNDY. Traitors ^.^ have never uWu othew :33 company. -But ^w^ what's UwU that xDD Pucewwe xDD whom uWu they term OwO so >_> puwe? ->w< TAWBOT. OwO A ;;w;; maid, uWu they >w< say. -BEDFORD. OwO A UwU maid! ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO so martial! ->w< BUWGUNDY. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ she ^w^ pwuv ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mascuwinye ewe long, ->w< If undewnyeath OwO the standawd >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench -She carry xDD awmouw as ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 begun. ->w< TAWBOT. Weww, let them ;;w;; pwactise ÚwÚ and ;;w;; convewse with ;;w;; spiwits: -:3 God :3 is ^-^ ouw fortress, in uWu whose x3 conquewing name ->_> Wet OwO us :3 wesowve ^-^ to scale theiw xDD fwinty UwU buwwawks. -BEDFORD. Ascend, bwave ^.^ Tawbot; ^-^ we uWu wiww follow thee. ->w< TAWBOT. :3 Nyot >w< aww >_< togethew; better :33 faw, I uWu guess, -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ make ^-^ ouw entwance uWu sevewaw ways; -:33 That ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu chance OwO the ^-^ onye >_> of OwO us ^-^ do x3 faiw -The uWu othew ÚwÚ yet ^-^ may xDD wise x3 against theiw :3 fowce. -BEDFORD. Agweed; I'll ^-^ to yond cownyew. ->w< BUWGUNDY. And I ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. ->w< TAWBOT. And here uWu wiww Tawbot x3 mount ^w^ ow ^-^ make his ^-^ gwave. -Nyow, >w< Sawisbuwy, uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wight -x3 Of Engwish Henry, uWu shaww :3 this night :3 appeaw -OwO How >w< much in >_> duty I x3 am bound ^-^ to >_> both. -UwU [The Engwish scale OwO the >_< wawws ÚwÚ and x3 cwy ÚwÚ 'Saint Geowge! -:3 a Talbot!'] -^w^ SENTINyEW. x3 Awm! arm! The enemy doth ^-^ make assauwt. - -The xDD Fwench :33 weap o'ew OwO the >_< wawws in theiw shirts. -OwO Entew, uWu sevewaw :33 ways, BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, -half ready ÚwÚ and half unweady - -ALENCON. OwO How nyow, my wowds? >_> What, >w< aww unweady so? -BASTAWD. x3 Unweady! >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwad ^-^ we x3 'scap'd OwO so :33 weww. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ÚwÚ 'Twas UwU time, I >_< twow, ^-^ to :3 wake ÚwÚ and xDD weave ^-^ ouw beds, -^w^ Heawing >_> awawums at ^-^ ouw ;;w;; chambew doows. -ALENCON. x3 Of >w< aww exploits >_< since ^.^ fiwst I follow'd ÚwÚ awms -:33 Nye'ew heard I >_> of :3 a ^.^ wawwike enterprise -Mowe venturous ^w^ ow desperate than ÚwÚ this. -BASTAWD. I ÚwÚ think :3 this Tawbot >w< be :3 a x3 fiend >_> of ÚwÚ heww. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. >w< If ^.^ nyot >_> of >_< heww, OwO the uWu heavens, ;;w;; suwe, :3 favouw him -ALENCON. ;;w;; Hewe cometh :3 Chawwes; I x3 mawvew how ^.^ he uWu sped. - -x3 Entew CHAWWES ÚwÚ and WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE - -BASTAWD. UwU Tut! holy ÚwÚ Joan ÚwÚ was his xDD defensive ^.^ guawd. -CHARLES. ^-^ Is :3 this >w< thy ^.^ cunnying, :3 thou x3 deceitfuw ^w^ dame? ->w< Didst :3 thou at :33 fiwst, ^-^ to fwattew OwO us ^-^ withaw, -UwU Make OwO us ;;w;; pawtakews >_> of :3 a wittwe >_< gain -:33 That :3 nyow ^-^ ouw woss UwU might >w< be >w< ten xDD times OwO so much? -PUCEWWE. >w< Whewefowe :3 is Charles impatient with his fwiend? -^.^ At >w< aww xDD times uWu wiww you ^.^ have my power alike? ->w< Sweeping ^w^ ow ;;w;; waking, >w< must I still :33 pwevaiw -Ow uWu wiww you blame ÚwÚ and uWu way OwO the fauwt uWu on x3 me? ->w< Impwovident soldiers! Had >_> youw watch >_< been good -:3 This ^w^ sudden mischief never :33 couwd ^.^ have :3 faww'n. -CHARLES. UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Awencon, :3 this ÚwÚ was >_> youw x3 defauwt -That, being x3 captain >_> of OwO the watch to-night, -OwO Did ÚwÚ wook nyo better ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ weighty :33 chawge. -ALENCON. Had >w< aww >_> youw quawtews >_< been as OwO safewy ^-^ kept -UwU As UwU that ^w^ wheweof I xDD had OwO the ;;w;; guvwnment, -We xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been ;;w;; thus shamefully suwpwis'd. -BASTAWD. Minye ÚwÚ was uWu secuwe. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. And OwO so ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. -CHARLES. And, uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU most part >_> of >w< aww :3 this night, -xDD Within xDD hew ÚwÚ quawtew ÚwÚ and >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; pwecinct -I ÚwÚ was empwoy'd in >_< passing ^-^ to ÚwÚ and fro -About UwU wewieving >_> of OwO the sentinels. -;;w;; Then how ^w^ ow ;;w;; which uWu way shouwd uWu they ^.^ fiwst >_< bweak OwO in? -PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Question, my x3 wowds, nyo further >_> of OwO the ^-^ case, -OwO How ^w^ ow ;;w;; which OwO way; 'tis ^w^ suwe uWu they ;;w;; found >w< some place -But weakwy UwU guawded, xDD whewe OwO the :33 bweach ÚwÚ was ^.^ made. -And :3 nyow there wests nyo uWu othew ÚwÚ shift uWu but :3 this -ÚwÚ To x3 gathew ^-^ ouw soldiers, scattew'd ÚwÚ and dispers'd, -And uWu way OwO nyew ^w^ pwatfowms ^-^ to endamage ^.^ them. - -Awawum. x3 Entew OwO an >_> ENGWISH uWu SOWDIEW, cwying -'A Talbot! OwO A x3 Tawbot!' ^.^ They fly, ^w^ weaving theiw -clothes >_> behind - -^-^ SOWDIEW. I'll >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to UwU take what uWu they ^.^ have left. -The x3 cwy >_> of Tawbot sewves me uWu fow :3 a swowd; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have woaden me with many UwU spoiws, ->w< Using nyo uWu othew x3 weapon uWu but his >w< nyame. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - ->w< OWWEANS. xDD Within OwO the ^-^ town - -x3 Entew xDD TAWBOT, BEDFORD, BUWGUNDY, :3 a CAPTAIN, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -BEDFORD. The :3 day begins ^-^ to bweak, ÚwÚ and night :3 is xDD fwed -uWu Whose ^.^ pitchy mantle over-veil'd OwO the xDD eawth. -;;w;; Hewe :33 sound ^.^ wetweat ÚwÚ and OwO cease ^-^ ouw ^.^ hot pursuit. ->w< [Wetweat ^w^ sounded] ->w< TAWBOT. >_< Bwing :3 fowth OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of ^.^ owd ;;w;; Sawisbuwy -And here ^.^ advance ^.^ it in OwO the mawket-pwace, -The middwe ^-^ centwe >_> of :3 this x3 cuwsed town. -Nyow ^.^ have I ÚwÚ paid my x3 vow x3 unto his soul; ->_< Fow every >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ was :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom him -Thewe ;;w;; hath at :33 weast five Frenchmen ;;w;; died to-nyight. -And UwU that heweaftew >_> ages ^-^ may >w< behowd -What ruin x3 happenyed in wevenge >_> of ^w^ him, -xDD Within theiw UwU chiefest :33 tempwe I'll ewect -OwO A OwO tomb, wherein his corpse uWu shaww >w< be interr'd; -:3 Upon OwO the which, UwU that every ^-^ onye ^-^ may ^.^ wead, -:33 Shaww >w< be ^.^ engwav'd OwO the sack >_> of OwO Owweans, -The treacherous manner >_> of his xDD mouwnfuw >_< death, -And what :3 a terror ^.^ he xDD had >_< been ^-^ to OwO Fwance. -But, x3 wowds, in >w< aww ^-^ ouw bwoody ^.^ massacwe, -I ^w^ muse ^-^ we met ^.^ nyot with OwO the UwU Dauphin's >w< gwace, -His new-come >_< champion, ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ Joan >_> of >w< Awc, -Nyow ^-^ any >_> of his false confederates. -BEDFORD. ^.^ 'Tis thought, Wowd >_> Tawbot, when OwO the fight uWu began, -Rous'd uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden ^-^ fwom theiw dwowsy beds, -^.^ They >_> did ÚwÚ amongst OwO the twoops >_> of UwU awmed x3 men -^w^ Weap o'ew OwO the >_< wawws uWu fow UwU wefuge in OwO the fiewd. ->w< BUWGUNDY. OwO Mysewf, as :3 faw as I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww discewn ->_< Fow ^-^ smoke ÚwÚ and dusky ^w^ vapouws >_> of OwO the night, -OwO Am ^w^ suwe I ^w^ scaw'd OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and his uWu twuww, -When arm in arm uWu they uWu both came >w< swiftwy ;;w;; wunnying, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a paiw >_> of :33 woving OwO tuwtwe-duvs -:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ nyot live >_> asundew :3 day ^w^ ow ^-^ nyight. -:33 Aftew UwU that >w< things awe xDD set in owdew ;;w;; hewe, ->w< We'ww follow them with >w< aww OwO the power ^-^ we have. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, my UwU wowds! ^w^ Which >_> of :3 this >_< pwincewy x3 twain -^-^ Caww ye OwO the ^.^ wawwike >_> Tawbot, uWu fow his acts -^w^ So >w< much UwU appwauded OwO thwough OwO the >_< weawm >_> of :33 Fwance? ->w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ Tawbot; ^-^ who would speak with OwO him? -MESSENGEW. The ÚwÚ viwtuous >w< wady, ^w^ Countess >_> of Auvergne, -x3 With x3 modesty admiring >w< thy renown, -By me UwU entweats, gweat lord, :3 thou wouldst OwO vouchsafe -ÚwÚ To >w< visit xDD hew UwU poow castle xDD whewe ^.^ she :3 wies, -:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may boast ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 behewd OwO the man -uWu Whose >_> gwowy uWu fiwws OwO the x3 wowwd with loud >_< wepowt. ->w< BUWGUNDY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 even so? ;;w;; Nyay, then I UwU see ^-^ ouw wars -uWu Wiww xDD tuwn OwO into :3 a ^w^ peacefuw OwO comic sport, -When ;;w;; wadies crave ^-^ to >w< be UwU encount'wed OwO with. -You ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, my lord, :3 despise xDD hew gentwe ;;w;; suit. ->w< TAWBOT. :33 Nye'ew xDD twust me then; uWu fow when :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of x3 men -Could ^.^ nyot :33 pwevaiw with >w< aww theiw >_< owatowy, ->_> Yet ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 woman's >_> kindnyess :33 uvwwuw'd; -And OwO thewefowe tell xDD hew I xDD wetuwn gweat ^w^ thanks -And in x3 submission uWu wiww ^.^ attend uWu on :3 hew. -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >_> youw honours bear me xDD company? -BEDFORD. No, xDD twuwy; 'tis ^-^ mowe than ^-^ mannyews wiww; -And I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said ^w^ unbidden :33 guests -uWu Awe >_< often xDD wewcomest when uWu they awe gone. ->w< TAWBOT. ^.^ Weww then, xDD awonye, >_< since :33 thewe's nyo wemedy, -I UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv :3 this lady's courtesy. -Come hithew, uWu Captain. [Whispers] You pewceive my >_< mind? ->_< CAPTAIN. I uWu do, my lord, ÚwÚ and UwU mean accordingly. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -x3 AUVEWGNyE. The >_> Castwe - -x3 Entew OwO the >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and xDD hew UwU POWTEW - ->w< COUNTESS. UwU Powtew, wemembew what I >_> gave in x3 chawge; -And when you ^.^ have x3 donye so, bwing OwO the keys ^-^ to >_> me. ->_> POWTEW. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. ->w< COUNTESS. The plot :3 is :33 waid; ^-^ if >w< aww >w< things ^-^ faww >_< out >_< wight, -I uWu shaww as :3 famous >w< be uWu by :3 this x3 expwoit. -UwU As ;;w;; Scythian >w< Tomywis uWu by Cyrus' :33 death. -Great :3 is OwO the wumouw >_> of :3 this dreadful :3 knyight, -And his ^.^ achievements >_> of nyo less xDD account. -;;w;; Fain would >_< minye eyes >w< be witness with >_< minye ears -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give theiw ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of ^.^ these x3 wawe reports. - -x3 Entew MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and >w< TAWBOT. - -MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, >w< accowding as >_> youw ladyship uWu desiw'd, -By xDD message uWu cwav'd, OwO so :3 is Wowd Tawbot come. ->w< COUNTESS. And ^.^ he :3 is welcome. >_< What! :3 is :3 this OwO the man? -MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it is. ->w< COUNTESS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the >_> scouwge >_> of :33 Fwance? -^-^ Is :3 this >_> Tawbot, OwO so >w< much >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ abwoad -:33 That with his name OwO the mothers still theiw >_> babes? -I UwU see wepowt :3 is UwU fabuwous ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse. -I ^w^ thought I shouwd ^.^ have uWu seen >w< some Hercules, -OwO A uWu second xDD Hectow, uWu fow his >w< gwim aspect -And uWu wawge x3 pwopowtion >_> of his stwong-knyit limbs. -^.^ Awas, :3 this :3 is :3 a OwO chiwd, :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy dwawf! -^w^ It cannyot >w< be :3 this uWu weak ÚwÚ and :33 wwithwed >_< shwimp -;;w;; Shouwd strike such terror ^-^ to his enyemies. ->w< TAWBOT. ^w^ Madam, I ^.^ have >_< been bowd ^-^ to twoubwe OwO you; -But >_< since >_> youw ladyship :3 is ^.^ nyot at leisure, -I'll sort >w< some uWu othew UwU time ^-^ to >w< visit you. xDD [Going] ->w< COUNTESS. What :3 means ^.^ he ^w^ nyow? uWu Go ÚwÚ ask him :33 whithew ^.^ he -OwO goes. -MESSENGEW. >w< Stay, my Wowd ^.^ Tawbot; uWu fow my wady x3 cwaves -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the cause >_> of >_> youw abwupt departure. ->w< TAWBOT. x3 Mawwy, uWu fow UwU that she's in :3 a :33 wwong bewief, -I >w< go ^-^ to >_< cewtify xDD hew ;;w;; Tawbot's here. - -;;w;; We-entew UwU POWTEW x3 With keys - ->w< COUNTESS. >w< If :3 thou >w< be >_< he, then art :3 thou xDD pwisonyew. ->w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Pwisonyew! ÚwÚ To >_< whom? ->w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ To uWu me, blood-thirsty lord -And uWu fow UwU that cause I >w< twain'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my >_< house. -Wong UwU time >w< thy ;;w;; shadow ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< thwaww ^-^ to uWu me, ->_< Fow in my x3 gawwewy >w< thy UwU pictuwe uWu hangs; -But :3 nyow OwO the xDD substance uWu shaww >_> enduwe OwO the >_< wike -And I uWu wiww >w< chain ^.^ these >w< wegs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awms >_> of UwU thinye -:33 That x3 hast uWu by ^w^ tywanny ^.^ these many years -xDD Wasted ^-^ ouw xDD countwy, OwO swain ^-^ ouw >_< citizens, -And x3 sent ^-^ ouw >_< sons ÚwÚ and >_> husbands ÚwÚ captivate. ->w< TAWBOT. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! ->w< COUNTESS. OwO Waughest thou, xDD wwetch? x3 Thy uWu miwth uWu shaww xDD tuwn ^-^ to -xDD moan. ->w< TAWBOT. I waugh ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw ladyship OwO so OwO fond -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think UwU that you ^.^ have >w< aught uWu but ;;w;; Tawbot's ;;w;; shadow -uWu Wheweon ^-^ to ;;w;; pwactise >_> youw >_< sevewity. ->w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Why, art ^.^ nyot :3 thou OwO the man? ->w< TAWBOT. I x3 am :3 indeed. ->w< COUNTESS. ;;w;; Then ^.^ have I xDD substance ^w^ too. ->w< TAWBOT. No, no, I x3 am uWu but ;;w;; shadow >_> of ^-^ mysewf. -You awe uWu deceiv'd, my xDD substance :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD hewe; ->_< Fow what you UwU see :3 is uWu but OwO the >w< smawwest part -And :33 weast x3 pwopowtion >_> of ^.^ humanyity. -I tell you, UwU madam, ;;w;; wewe OwO the xDD whowe fwame ;;w;; hewe, -^w^ It :3 is >_> of such :3 a xDD spacious lofty :3 pitch -Your >_< woof ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu sufficient ^-^ to contain 't. ->w< COUNTESS. :3 This :3 is :3 a >w< widdwing ^.^ mewchant uWu fow OwO the ^-^ nyonce; -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot here. -OwO How can ^.^ these ^-^ contwawieties agree? ->w< TAWBOT. :33 That uWu wiww I show you >_> pwesentwy. - -OwO Winds his :3 hown; ;;w;; dwums strike up; -:3 a peaw >_> of ordnance. x3 Entew xDD sowdiews - -OwO How uWu say you, OwO madam? uWu Awe you :3 nyow pewsuaded -:33 That Tawbot :3 is uWu but ;;w;; shadow >_> of >w< himsewf? -^.^ These awe his UwU substance, sinews, uWu awms, ÚwÚ and UwU stwength, -x3 With ;;w;; which ^.^ he xDD yoketh >_> youw >w< webewwious nyecks, -Razeth >_> youw ^w^ cities, ÚwÚ and xDD subvewts >_> youw ^.^ towns, -And in :3 a ;;w;; moment makes them >_> desowate. ->w< COUNTESS. Victowious Talbot! pawdon my UwU abuse. -I find :3 thou art nyo less than ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; hath xDD bwuited, -And ^-^ mowe than ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ gathewed uWu by >w< thy OwO shape. ->_> Wet my uWu pwesumption ^.^ nyot >_< pwovoke >w< thy wwath, ->_< Fow I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that with uWu wevewence -I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU entewtain ÚwÚ thee as :3 thou awt. ->w< TAWBOT. Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dismay'd, fair lady; :3 nyow UwU misconstew -The :33 mind >_> of Tawbot as you >_> did >_> mistake -The >_> outwawd :3 composition >_> of his ÚwÚ body. -What you ^.^ have x3 donye ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot uWu offended >_> me. -Nyow uWu othew satisfaction ^-^ do I crave -But only, with >_> youw >_> patience, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may -OwO Taste >_> of >_> youw xDD winye ÚwÚ and UwU see what ÚwÚ cates you x3 have, ->_< Fow sowdiews' ÚwÚ stomachs :33 awways sewve them :33 weww. ->w< COUNTESS. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think me honoured -ÚwÚ To feast OwO so gweat :3 a wawwiow in my >_< house. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -Wondon. The :3 Tempwe garden - -x3 Entew OwO the EAWWS >_< OF x3 SOMEWSET, SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ and WAWWICK; -^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, VERNON, ÚwÚ and another :3 WAWYEW - -xDD PWANTAGENyET. Great uWu wowds ÚwÚ and gentlemen, what :3 means :3 this -UwU siwence? ->w< Dawe nyo man ÚwÚ answew in :3 a UwU case >_> of truth? -SUFFOLK. xDD Within OwO the :3 Tempwe Hall ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD too woud; -The garden here :3 is ^-^ mowe xDD convenyient. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. ;;w;; Then uWu say at UwU once ^-^ if I maintain'd OwO the OwO twuth; -Ow ewse ÚwÚ was :33 wwangwing Somerset in th' ewwow? -SUFFOLK. OwO Faith, I ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ÚwÚ twuant in OwO the OwO waw -And never ÚwÚ yet :33 couwd fwame my uWu wiww ^-^ to xDD it; -And OwO thewefowe fwame OwO the OwO waw x3 unto my uWu wiww. -SOMEWSET. Judge you, my Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, then, :3 between ÚwÚ us. -:3 WAWWICK. >w< Between two hawks, ;;w;; which flies OwO the highew uWu pitch; ->w< Between two UwU dogs, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO the uWu deepew ^-^ mouth; ->w< Between two blades, ;;w;; which uWu beaws OwO the better temper; ->w< Between two OwO howses, ;;w;; which doth bear him best; ->w< Between two >_> giwws, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO the mewwiest eye -I ^.^ have UwU pewhaps >w< some shawwow spirit >_> of ^w^ judgment; -But in ^.^ these nice shawp ^.^ quiwwets >_> of OwO the waw, -Good :33 faith, I x3 am nyo uWu wisew than :3 a daw. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. UwU Tut, >_> tut, here :3 is :3 a >_< mannyewwy ^.^ fowbeawance: -The >w< twuth >_> appeaws OwO so ^.^ nyaked uWu on my >_> side -:33 That ^-^ any puwbwind eye ^-^ may find ^.^ it >_< out. -SOMEWSET. And uWu on my >_> side ^.^ it :3 is OwO so ;;w;; weww ^w^ appaweww'd, -^w^ So clear, OwO so >_> shinying, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 evident, -:33 That ^.^ it uWu wiww :33 gwimmew OwO thwough :3 a uWu bwind ÚwÚ man's >w< eye. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Since you awe ^w^ tongue-tied ÚwÚ and OwO so loath ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, -UwU In OwO dumb significants :3 pwocwaim >_> youw xDD thoughts. ->_> Wet him UwU that :3 is :3 a UwU twue-bown ^-^ gentweman -And ^-^ stands x3 upon OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of his birth, ->w< If ^.^ he suppose UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; pweaded truth, -From x3 off :3 this brier xDD pwuck :3 a >_> white wose with >_> me. -SOMEWSET. >_> Wet him UwU that :3 is nyo cowawd :3 nyow nyo ^w^ fwattewew, -But dare maintain OwO the party >_> of OwO the truth, -:33 Pwuck :3 a wed wose ^-^ fwom x3 off :3 this thown with >_> me. -:3 WAWWICK. I love nyo ^.^ cowouws; :3 and, ^-^ without >w< aww >w< cowouw -x3 Of base insinuating fwattewy, -I xDD pwuck :3 this >_> white wose with ^-^ Pwantagenyet. -SUFFOLK. I xDD pwuck :3 this wed wose with x3 young >w< Somewset, -And uWu say withaw I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he held OwO the >_> wight. -x3 VEWNyON. >w< Stay, uWu wowds ÚwÚ and gentlemen, ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck nyo ^-^ mowe -;;w;; Tiww you conclude UwU that ^.^ he x3 upon uWu whose >_> side -The uWu fewest >w< woses awe OwO cwopp'd ^-^ fwom OwO the twee -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the uWu othew in OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ opinyion. -SOMEWSET. Good ^-^ Mastew xDD Vewnyon, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; weww >w< objected; ->w< If I ^.^ have :33 fewest, I ^w^ subscwibe in silence. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. And :3 I. -x3 VEWNyON. >_> Then, uWu fow OwO the >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 pwainnyess >_> of OwO the ^-^ case, -I xDD pwuck :3 this OwO pawe ÚwÚ and OwO maiden >w< bwossom ;;w;; hewe, -UwU Giving my verdict uWu on OwO the >_> white wose xDD side. -SOMEWSET. Pwick ^.^ nyot >_> youw fingew as you xDD pwuck ^.^ it OwO off, -OwO West, bweeding, you ^-^ do x3 paint OwO the >_> white wose red, -And ^-^ faww uWu on my >_> side so, x3 against >_> youw uWu wiww. -x3 VEWNyON. >w< If OwO I, my lord, uWu fow my >_< opinyion bweed, -xDD Opinyion uWu shaww >w< be OwO suwgeon ^-^ to my hurt -And ^-^ keep me uWu on OwO the >_> side xDD whewe still I ÚwÚ am. -SOMEWSET. Weww, well, come OwO on; ^-^ who xDD ewse? -LAWYER. uWu [To ^w^ Somewset] >_< Unwess my study ÚwÚ and my :33 books >w< be -fawse, -The awgument you held ÚwÚ was :33 wwong in OwO you; -UwU In >w< sign ^w^ wheweof I xDD pwuck :3 a >_> white wose ^w^ too. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. Nyow, >w< Somewset, xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw OwO awgument? -SOMEWSET. ;;w;; Hewe in my ÚwÚ scabbawd, UwU meditating UwU that -:33 Shaww ^-^ dye >_> youw >_> white wose in :3 a bwoody >_< wed. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. OwO Meantime >_> youw x3 cheeks ^-^ do >w< countewfeit ^-^ ouw -roses; ->_< Fow OwO pawe uWu they ÚwÚ wook with feaw, as ÚwÚ witnyessing -The >w< twuth uWu on ^-^ ouw xDD side. -SOMEWSET. No, Pwantagenyet, -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu fow ;;w;; feaw uWu but :3 angew UwU that >w< thy x3 cheeks ->_< Bwush uWu fow ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< countewfeit ^-^ ouw xDD woses, -And ÚwÚ yet >w< thy :33 tongue uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 confess >w< thy ewwow. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot >w< thy wose :3 a ^.^ cankew, >_> Somewset? -SOMEWSET. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot >w< thy wose :3 a :33 thown, >_< Pwantagenyet? -xDD PWANTAGENyET. >w< Ay, shawp ÚwÚ and >w< piewcing, ^-^ to maintain his OwO twuth; -ÚwÚ Whiwes >w< thy UwU consuming cankew ;;w;; eats his ^w^ fawsehood. -SOMEWSET. Weww, I'll find fwiends ^-^ to wear my ÚwÚ bweeding xDD woses, -:33 That uWu shaww maintain what I ^.^ have ^w^ said :3 is true, -:3 Whewe false Plantagenet dare ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD seen. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. Nyow, uWu by :3 this OwO maiden >w< bwossom in my ;;w;; hand, -I :33 scown ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 fashion, peevish ÚwÚ boy. -SUFFOLK. OwO Tuwn ^.^ nyot >w< thy scorns :3 this >_< way, ^-^ Pwantagenyet. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. Proud :3 Powe, I wiww, ÚwÚ and :33 scown uWu both him ÚwÚ and +>w< Fwouwish. Entew on x3 the walls, LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, CHAWWES, +REIGNIER, ÚwÚ AWENCON, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +:33 PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Advance UwU ouw ^.^ waving cowouws on x3 the wawws; +Wescu'd >_> is Owweans from x3 the Engwish. +^-^ Thus UwU Joan UwU wa Pucelle hath pewfowm'd her OwO wowd. +x3 CHAWWES. OwO Divinyest x3 cweatuwe, :33 Astwaea's ^w^ daughtew, +How UwU shaww UwU I honour uWu thee fow ÚwÚ this xDD success? +x3 Thy ÚwÚ pwomises OwO awe ^.^ wike Adonis' ^w^ gawdens, +:33 That one day bloom'd ÚwÚ and :33 fwuitfuw :3 wewe x3 the nyext. +>_< Fwance, twiumph uWu in >w< thy glorious prophetess. +Recover'd >_> is x3 the :33 town of >_> Owweans. +uWu Mowe blessed ÚwÚ hap uWu did ^w^ nye'ew befaww UwU ouw state. +REIGNIER. Why OwO wing nyot x3 out x3 the UwU bewws >_< awoud ÚwÚ thwoughout x3 the +>_< town? +ÚwÚ Dauphin, ÚwÚ command x3 the :3 citizens >_< make >_> bonfiwes +xDD And >_> feast ÚwÚ and :33 banquet uWu in x3 the open ^w^ stweets +;;w;; To cewebwate x3 the joy :3 that ^w^ God hath UwU given >_> us. +ALENCON. All Fwance xDD wiww be UwU wepwete with >_< miwth ÚwÚ and joy +x3 When ;;w;; they UwU shaww hear >w< how ^.^ we uWu have pway'd x3 the ^.^ men. +x3 CHAWWES. 'Tis Joan, nyot :33 we, ^.^ by ÚwÚ whom x3 the day >_> is ^w^ won; +For which UwU I xDD wiww OwO divide x3 my >_< cwown with >w< hew; +xDD And aww x3 the priests ÚwÚ and friars uWu in x3 my weawm +Shall uWu in ;;w;; pwocession ^.^ sing her uWu endwess ;;w;; pwaise. +^-^ A statelier pyramis to her I'll ^-^ weaw +Than >_> Whodope's of ^w^ Memphis OwO evew uWu was. +^w^ In ^w^ memowy of hew, when ^.^ she >_> is >_< dead, +:3 Hew :3 ashes, uWu in >w< an UwU uwn ^.^ mowe >_< pwecious +Than x3 the rich ÚwÚ jewew'd x3 coffew of Dawius, +;;w;; Twanspowted UwU shaww be uWu at xDD high festivaws +^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< kings ÚwÚ and ^.^ queens of Fwance. +No longer on Saint Denyis xDD wiww ^.^ we ^-^ cwy, +OwO But UwU Joan UwU wa Pucelle UwU shaww be ÚwÚ Fwance's >_< saint. +:3 Come x3 in, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us :33 banquet ÚwÚ woyawwy +>w< Aftew ÚwÚ this golden day of ^.^ victowy. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +^.^ Befowe Owweans + +Entew :3 a >_< FWENCH SEWGEANT ÚwÚ and >w< two :3 SENTINyEWS + +SEWGEANT. uWu Siws, OwO take x3 youw pwaces ÚwÚ and be vigilant. +;;w;; If xDD any noise ow soldier xDD you >_> pewceive +Near to x3 the walls, ^.^ by x3 some apparent xDD sign +Let >_> us uWu have >_< knyowwedge uWu at x3 the court of >w< guawd. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ SENTINyEW. Sergeant, xDD you >_< shaww. ;;w;; [Exit :33 SEWGEANT] +^-^ Thus OwO awe poor servitors, +x3 When ;;w;; othews :33 sweep ;;w;; upon uWu theiw :33 quiet :3 beds, +ÚwÚ Constwain'd to ;;w;; watch uWu in ^-^ dawknyess, rain, ÚwÚ and cowd. + +Entew TALBOT, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ and uWu fowces, +with >w< scawing-waddews; uWu theiw xDD dwums beating :3 a >_< dead +:33 mawch + +TAWBOT. Lord Regent, ÚwÚ and wedoubted x3 Buwgundy, +^-^ By x3 whose appwoach x3 the regions of x3 Awtois, +:33 Wawwon, ÚwÚ and Picardy, OwO awe ^w^ fwiends to us, +This ^w^ happy >w< nyight x3 the Fwenchmen OwO awe secure, +>_> Having aww day >_< cawous'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ banqueted; +>w< Embwace ^.^ we xDD then ÚwÚ this ^w^ oppowtunyity, +;;w;; As ;;w;; fitting best to ÚwÚ quittance uWu theiw ^-^ deceit, +Contriv'd ^.^ by awt ÚwÚ and xDD bawefuw x3 sowcewy. +BEDFORD. x3 Cowawd of >_< Fwance, >w< how much ^.^ he >_< wwongs :33 his x3 fame, +Despairing of :33 his UwU own OwO awm's fowtitude, +;;w;; To ^w^ join with :3 witches ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO hewp of >_< heww! +BURGUNDY. Traitors uWu have >_< nyevew othew UwU company. +OwO But UwU what's :3 that Pucelle ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they term UwU so ^w^ puwe? +TAWBOT. ^-^ A ;;w;; maid, ;;w;; they :3 say. +BEDFORD. ^-^ A x3 maid! ÚwÚ and be UwU so martial! +BURGUNDY. >_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ she ^-^ pwuv nyot mascuwinye ere long, +;;w;; If undewnyeath x3 the :3 standawd of x3 the OwO Fwench +:33 She carry ^-^ awmouw >_< as ^.^ she hath xDD begun. +TAWBOT. xDD Weww, wet them x3 pwactise ÚwÚ and convewse with spiwits: +^w^ God >_> is UwU ouw fowtwess, uWu in x3 whose ^.^ conquewing xDD nyame +Let >_> us wesowve to scale uWu theiw flinty bulwarks. +BEDFORD. Ascend, >_< bwave ;;w;; Tawbot; ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow thee. +TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Nyot aww together; xDD bettew far, UwU I ÚwÚ guess, +:33 That ^.^ we UwU do >_< make UwU ouw entrance sevewaw x3 ways; +:33 That >_> if >w< it chance x3 the one of >_> us UwU do fail +uWu The othew yet OwO may rise OwO against uWu theiw >_> fowce. +BEDFORD. Agweed; I'll to :33 yond ;;w;; cownyew. +BURGUNDY. xDD And UwU I to UwU this. +TAWBOT. xDD And OwO hewe xDD wiww Talbot ^-^ mount ow >_< make :33 his x3 gwave. +>_> Nyow, >_> Sawisbuwy, fow ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and fow x3 the >w< wight +Of :3 Engwish Henry, UwU shaww ÚwÚ this >w< nyight appeaw +How much uWu in >_> duty UwU I ^w^ am bound to xDD both. +;;w;; [The :3 Engwish scale x3 the OwO wawws ÚwÚ and cwy 'Saint Geowge! +:3 a Tawbot!'] +ÚwÚ SENTINyEW. Awm! >_> awm! uWu The ;;w;; enyemy xDD doth >_< make xDD assauwt. + +uWu The OwO Fwench ^-^ weap ^-^ o'ew x3 the OwO wawws uWu in uWu theiw xDD shiwts. +OwO Entew, sevewaw >w< ways, :33 BASTAWD, ÚwÚ AWENCON, REIGNIER, +half ready ÚwÚ and half unready + +ALENCON. How now, x3 my lords? What, aww unready so? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >w< Unweady! Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu gwad ^.^ we 'scap'd UwU so well. +REIGNIER. >_< 'Twas time, UwU I trow, to wake ÚwÚ and OwO weave UwU ouw :3 beds, +Heawing awawums uWu at UwU ouw x3 chambew x3 doows. +ALENCON. Of aww exploits xDD since xDD fiwst UwU I follow'd :3 awms +Nye'ew heard UwU I of :3 a warlike uWu entewpwise +uWu Mowe >w< ventuwous ow despewate than UwU this. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. UwU I think ÚwÚ this Talbot be :3 a >_< fiend of uWu heww. +REIGNIER. ;;w;; If nyot of >_> heww, x3 the >w< heavens, x3 suwe, ^.^ favouw ^.^ him +ALENCON. :3 Hewe cometh >_> Chawwes; UwU I :3 mawvew >w< how ^.^ he sped. + +Entew CHAWWES ÚwÚ and LA PUCELLE + +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Tut! >w< howy UwU Joan UwU was :33 his ^.^ defensive >w< guawd. +x3 CHAWWES. Is ÚwÚ this >w< thy ^w^ cunnying, xDD thou deceitful ^-^ dame? +;;w;; Didst xDD thou uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, to flatter >_> us withaw, +^-^ Make >_> us partakers of :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ gain +:33 That nyow UwU ouw ^-^ woss ^w^ might be ;;w;; ten times UwU so much? +:33 PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> is >_> Chawwes ;;w;; impatient with :33 his >w< fwiend? +At aww times xDD wiww xDD you uWu have x3 my powew OwO awike? +Sleeping ow :3 waking, ^w^ must UwU I still :3 pwevaiw +:33 Ow xDD wiww xDD you uWu bwame ÚwÚ and uWu way x3 the ;;w;; fauwt on me? +Improvident sowdiews! xDD Had x3 youw ;;w;; watch :33 been ÚwÚ good +This ^.^ sudden ^-^ mischief >_< nyevew couwd uWu have xDD faww'n. +x3 CHAWWES. >w< Duke of Awencon, ÚwÚ this UwU was x3 youw :33 defauwt +^.^ That, ^.^ being UwU captain of x3 the ;;w;; watch OwO to-nyight, +Did wook nyo xDD bettew to :3 that ^.^ weighty chawge. +ALENCON. xDD Had aww x3 youw quarters :33 been >_< as >w< safewy :33 kept +;;w;; As :3 that xDD wheweof UwU I xDD had x3 the guvwnment, +We xDD had nyot :33 been OwO thus ÚwÚ shamefuwwy UwU suwpwis'd. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Mine UwU was uWu secuwe. +REIGNIER. xDD And UwU so UwU was >_> minye, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 CHAWWES. ^.^ And, fow myself, UwU most ÚwÚ pawt of aww ÚwÚ this night, +OwO Within her quarter ÚwÚ and >_< minye UwU own precinct +UwU I UwU was xDD empwoy'd uWu in passing to ÚwÚ and >_< fwo +About relieving of x3 the uWu sentinyews. +UwU Then >w< how ow which uWu way >_> shouwd ;;w;; they xDD fiwst bweak in? +:33 PUCEWWE. Question, x3 my wowds, nyo further of x3 the case, +How ow which way; UwU 'tis >_< suwe ;;w;; they >_> found x3 some :33 pwace +OwO But x3 weakwy >w< guawded, :3 whewe x3 the ^w^ bweach UwU was >_> made. +xDD And nyow there UwU wests nyo othew OwO shift >_> but ÚwÚ this +;;w;; To gathew UwU ouw xDD sowdiews, scatter'd ÚwÚ and UwU dispews'd, +xDD And uWu way x3 nyew pwatfowms to ^-^ endamage OwO them. + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew >w< an ENGLISH >_> SOWDIEW, :3 cwying +>_> 'A ÚwÚ Tawbot! ^-^ A Talbot!' ^-^ They fly, xDD weaving uWu theiw +x3 cwothes x3 behind + +uWu SOWDIEW. I'll be UwU so bold to OwO take >_> what ;;w;; they uWu have left. +uWu The cwy of Talbot sewves ;;w;; me fow :3 a ^-^ swowd; +For UwU I uWu have ^w^ woaden ;;w;; me with UwU many spoils, +>_< Using nyo othew :33 weapon >_> but :33 his nyame. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +ORLEANS. OwO Within x3 the :33 town + +Entew TALBOT, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, BUWGUNDY, :3 a x3 CAPTAIN, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +BEDFORD. uWu The day ÚwÚ begins to break, ÚwÚ and >w< nyight >_> is ^w^ fwed +>_< Whose xDD pitchy ^-^ mantwe >w< uvw-veiw'd x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +:3 Hewe >_> sound ;;w;; wetweat ÚwÚ and xDD cease UwU ouw :3 hot ÚwÚ puwsuit. +[Wetweat uWu sounded] +TAWBOT. Bring fowth x3 the >w< body of ;;w;; owd uWu Sawisbuwy +xDD And OwO hewe advance >w< it uWu in x3 the mawket-pwace, +uWu The ;;w;; middwe centwe of ÚwÚ this uWu cuwsed xDD town. +Now uWu have UwU I paid x3 my vow >w< unto :33 his ^.^ souw; +For every >_< dwop of :3 bwood UwU was drawn from ^.^ him +>_> Thewe hath uWu at least five Fwenchmen >w< died to-night. +xDD And :3 that heweaftew uWu ages OwO may behowd +>_> What xDD wuin >_< happenyed uWu in xDD wevenge of :3 him, +OwO Within uWu theiw ^.^ chiefest OwO tempwe I'll :33 ewect +^-^ A ;;w;; tomb, wherein :33 his corpse UwU shaww be interr'd; +>_> Upon x3 the ^w^ which, :3 that every one OwO may wead, +Shall be uWu engwav'd x3 the ^-^ sack of ^.^ Owweans, +uWu The treacherous ^w^ mannyew of :33 his ^-^ mouwnfuw UwU death, +xDD And >_> what :3 a tewwow ^.^ he xDD had :33 been to Fwance. +But, wowds, uWu in aww UwU ouw bwoody massacwe, +UwU I >_< muse ^.^ we >w< met nyot with x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's gwace, +ÚwÚ His ^w^ nyew-come champion, virtuous UwU Joan of Awc, +x3 Nyow xDD any of :33 his UwU fawse confedewates. +BEDFORD. 'Tis ^-^ thought, Lord Talbot, when x3 the >w< fight began, +x3 Wous'd on x3 the ^.^ sudden from uWu theiw ^-^ dwowsy :3 beds, +^-^ They uWu did amongst x3 the troops of :3 awmed ;;w;; men +UwU Weap ^-^ o'ew x3 the OwO wawws fow ÚwÚ wefuge uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. +BURGUNDY. Myself, >_< as uWu faw >_< as UwU I couwd weww discewn +For >_< smoke ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dusky uWu vapouws of x3 the night, +^w^ Am >_< suwe UwU I x3 scaw'd x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and :33 his twuww, +x3 When awm uWu in awm ;;w;; they both ^-^ came >w< swiftwy UwU wunnying, +Wike to :3 a :33 paiw of >w< woving UwU tuwtwe-duvs +:33 That couwd nyot ^w^ wive asundew day ow OwO nyight. +>w< Aftew :3 that ^.^ things OwO awe uWu set uWu in order UwU hewe, +^-^ We'ww ;;w;; fowwow them with aww x3 the powew ^.^ we :3 have. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. All hail, x3 my lords! >_< Which of ÚwÚ this princely twain +;;w;; Caww OwO ye x3 the warlike Talbot, fow :33 his acts +^w^ So much appwauded ^w^ thwough x3 the weawm of France? +TAWBOT. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the ;;w;; Tawbot; who ^.^ wouwd speak with him? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The virtuous UwU wady, ^w^ Countess of Auvergne, +With ÚwÚ modesty ^w^ admiwing >w< thy OwO wenyown, +^-^ By ;;w;; me entweats, great uWu wowd, xDD thou wouldst x3 vouchsafe +;;w;; To x3 visit her poor ^w^ castwe :3 whewe ^.^ she lies, +:33 That ^.^ she OwO may boast ^.^ she hath beheld x3 the x3 man +>_< Whose :3 gwowy ^.^ fiwws x3 the wowwd with ÚwÚ woud report. +BURGUNDY. Is >w< it even so? Nyay, xDD then UwU I >_> see UwU ouw UwU waws +Will turn x3 into :3 a UwU peacefuw comic sport, +x3 When ^.^ wadies ^w^ cwave to be encount'wed with. +>_> You OwO may >_> nyot, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> despise her ^-^ gentwe OwO suit. +TAWBOT. Nye'ew :33 twust ;;w;; me :33 then; fow when :3 a wowwd of ;;w;; men +Could nyot :3 pwevaiw with aww uWu theiw xDD owatowy, +ÚwÚ Yet hath :3 a xDD woman's OwO kindnyess overrul'd; +xDD And >_< thewefowe tell her UwU I ^-^ wetuwn great thanks +xDD And uWu in >_> submission xDD wiww >_< attend on her. +Will nyot x3 youw honyouws UwU beaw ;;w;; me :3 company? +BEDFORD. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ twuwy; UwU 'tis ^.^ mowe than ^w^ mannyews :33 wiww; +xDD And UwU I uWu have heard >w< it uWu said unbidden ;;w;; guests +^w^ Awe often uWu wewcomest when ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. +TAWBOT. Weww >w< then, ^-^ awonye, xDD since there's nyo ^.^ wemedy, +UwU I >_> mean to ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ this >_> wady's uWu couwtesy. +:3 Come hithew, ^-^ Captain. >_> [Whispews] >_> You >_> pewceive x3 my :3 mind? +CAPTAIN. UwU I UwU do, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_> mean :3 accowdingwy. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +uWu AUVEWGNyE. uWu The ;;w;; Castwe + +Entew x3 the ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ and her ^.^ POWTEW + +COUNTESS. Porter, remember >_> what UwU I uWu gave uWu in chawge; +xDD And when xDD you uWu have donye >_> so, ;;w;; bwing x3 the ;;w;; keys to x3 me. +PORTER. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww. +COUNTESS. uWu The :3 pwot >_> is laid; >_> if aww ^.^ things faww x3 out wight, +UwU I UwU shaww >_< as famous be ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> expwoit. +;;w;; As :33 Scythian ;;w;; Tomywis ^.^ by :33 Cywus' death. +UwU Gweat >_> is x3 the >_< wumouw of ÚwÚ this :3 dweadfuw UwU knyight, +xDD And :33 his >w< achievements of nyo less OwO account. +Fain ^.^ wouwd >_< minye eyes be >_> witnyess with >_< minye OwO eaws +;;w;; To UwU give uWu theiw UwU censuwe of these OwO wawe >_> wepowts. + +Entew MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and TAWBOT. + +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, accowding >_< as x3 youw >w< wadyship desir'd, +^-^ By ^-^ message ÚwÚ cwav'd, UwU so >_> is Lord Talbot x3 come. +COUNTESS. xDD And ^.^ he >_> is x3 wewcome. What! >_> is ÚwÚ this x3 the man? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, >w< it >w< is. +COUNTESS. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the scourge of France? +Is ÚwÚ this Talbot, UwU so much feaw'd ^.^ abwoad +:33 That with :33 his xDD nyame x3 the mothews still uWu theiw ^w^ babes? +UwU I >_> see wepowt >_> is >_< fabuwous ÚwÚ and >w< fawse. +UwU I xDD thought UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :3 seen x3 some >_> Hewcuwes, +^-^ A second Hectow, fow :33 his gwim uWu aspect +xDD And large :33 pwopowtion of :33 his stwong-knyit xDD wimbs. +ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a child, :3 a siwwy dwawf! +^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be ÚwÚ this xDD weak ÚwÚ and wwithwed UwU shwimp +Should strike xDD such tewwow to :33 his enemies. +TAWBOT. uWu Madam, UwU I uWu have :33 been bold to >_> twoubwe uWu you; +OwO But xDD since x3 youw >w< wadyship >_> is nyot uWu at >_> weisuwe, +I'll ;;w;; sowt x3 some othew time to x3 visit OwO you. >w< [Going] +COUNTESS. >_> What means ^.^ he ^.^ nyow? Go ^w^ ask ^.^ him :33 whithew ^.^ he +>w< goes. +x3 MESSENGEW. Stay, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Tawbot; fow x3 my uWu wady cwaves +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the cause of x3 youw ^.^ abwupt departure. +TAWBOT. OwO Mawwy, fow :3 that ^w^ she's uWu in :3 a wrong >w< bewief, +UwU I OwO go to ^-^ cewtify her Tawbot's hewe. + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ POWTEW With ;;w;; keys + +COUNTESS. ;;w;; If xDD thou be xDD he, xDD then awt xDD thou ^w^ pwisonyew. +TAWBOT. >w< Pwisonyew! ;;w;; To >w< whom? +COUNTESS. ;;w;; To uWu me, OwO bwood-thiwsty ;;w;; wowd +xDD And fow :3 that cause UwU I ;;w;; twain'd uWu thee to x3 my ÚwÚ house. +OwO Wong time >w< thy :3 shadow hath :33 been >_> thwaww to uWu me, +For uWu in x3 my gawwewy >w< thy ^-^ pictuwe OwO hangs; +OwO But nyow x3 the ÚwÚ substance UwU shaww OwO enduwe x3 the ^.^ wike +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww uWu chain these UwU wegs ÚwÚ and :3 awms of ^.^ thinye +:33 That x3 hast ^.^ by uWu tywanny these UwU many years +Wasted UwU ouw country, :3 swain UwU ouw uWu citizens, +xDD And sent UwU ouw xDD sons ÚwÚ and ;;w;; husbands ÚwÚ captivate. +TAWBOT. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! +COUNTESS. Waughest UwU thou, UwU wwetch? x3 Thy >_< miwth UwU shaww turn to +^w^ moan. +TAWBOT. UwU I laugh to >_> see x3 youw >w< wadyship UwU so fond +;;w;; To think :3 that xDD you uWu have ^.^ aught >_> but Tawbot's :3 shadow +Wheweon to x3 pwactise x3 youw ÚwÚ sevewity. +COUNTESS. Why, awt nyot xDD thou x3 the man? +TAWBOT. UwU I ^w^ am indeed. +COUNTESS. UwU Then uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ substance UwU too. +TAWBOT. :3 Nyo, no, UwU I ^w^ am >_> but :3 shadow of :3 mysewf. +>_> You OwO awe ^.^ deceiv'd, x3 my ÚwÚ substance >_> is nyot ^.^ hewe; +For >_> what xDD you >_> see >_> is >_> but x3 the xDD smawwest ÚwÚ pawt +xDD And least :33 pwopowtion of humanity. +UwU I tell UwU you, UwU madam, :3 wewe x3 the whole fwame UwU hewe, +^.^ It >_> is of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ spacious wofty ^w^ pitch +uWu Youw ÚwÚ woof :3 wewe nyot sufficient to ^.^ contain :3 't. +COUNTESS. This >_> is :3 a riddling merchant fow x3 the OwO nyonce; +>w< He xDD wiww be UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ he >_> is nyot hewe. +How ^.^ can these >_> contwawieties x3 agwee? +TAWBOT. :33 That xDD wiww UwU I x3 show xDD you presently. + +:3 Winds :33 his ^-^ hown; xDD dwums strike xDD up; +:3 a uWu peaw of ordnance. Entew ^-^ sowdiews + +How >_> say UwU you, :33 madam? ^w^ Awe xDD you nyow >w< pewsuaded +:33 That Talbot >_> is >_> but :3 shadow of :33 himsewf? +;;w;; These OwO awe :33 his ÚwÚ substance, ÚwÚ sinyews, awms, ÚwÚ and >_< stwength, +With which ^.^ he :3 yoketh x3 youw webewwious ÚwÚ nyecks, +Wazeth x3 youw OwO cities, ÚwÚ and OwO subvewts x3 youw x3 towns, +xDD And uWu in :3 a x3 moment x3 makes them desolate. +COUNTESS. Victorious ÚwÚ Tawbot! UwU pawdon x3 my ^-^ abuse. +UwU I find xDD thou awt nyo less than fame hath bruited, +xDD And ^.^ mowe than OwO may be OwO gathewed ^.^ by >w< thy UwU shape. +Let x3 my ^w^ pwesumption nyot ;;w;; pwovoke >w< thy :33 wwath, +For UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that with ^w^ wevewence +UwU I uWu did nyot entertain uWu thee >_< as xDD thou art. +TAWBOT. ^w^ Be nyot ^-^ dismay'd, >w< faiw ;;w;; wady; nor x3 misconstew +uWu The ^-^ mind of Talbot >_< as xDD you uWu did ÚwÚ mistake +uWu The :33 outwawd composition of :33 his body. +>_> What xDD you uWu have donye hath nyot uWu offended x3 me. +x3 Nyow othew >_< satisfaction UwU do UwU I ^w^ cwave +OwO But >_> onwy, with x3 youw patience, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may +:3 Taste of x3 youw winye ÚwÚ and >_> see >_> what >_< cates xDD you have, +For :3 sowdiews' ^w^ stomachs awways serve them well. +COUNTESS. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and think ;;w;; me honyouwed +;;w;; To >_> feast UwU so great :3 a warrior uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ house. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^.^ Tempwe >_< gawden + +Entew x3 the OwO EAWWS ÚwÚ OF SOMERSET, x3 SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ and >_> WAWWICK; +UwU WICHAWD :33 PWANTAGENyET, :3 VEWNyON, ÚwÚ and anyothew LAWYER + +PLANTAGENET. UwU Gweat wowds ÚwÚ and xDD gentwemen, >_> what means ÚwÚ this +:3 siwence? +Dare nyo x3 man answew uWu in :3 a case of uWu twuth? +x3 SUFFOWK. OwO Within x3 the ^.^ Tempwe Haww ^.^ we :3 wewe ^w^ too :3 woud; +uWu The >_< gawden OwO hewe >_> is ^.^ mowe convenient. +PLANTAGENET. UwU Then >_> say uWu at >_> once >_> if UwU I ÚwÚ maintain'd x3 the truth; +:33 Ow >_> ewse UwU was :3 wwangwing Somerset uWu in x3 th' ^.^ ewwow? +x3 SUFFOWK. Faith, UwU I uWu have :33 been :3 a ^w^ twuant uWu in x3 the law +xDD And >_< nyevew yet couwd fwame x3 my xDD wiww to uWu it; +xDD And >_< thewefowe fwame x3 the law >w< unto x3 my :33 wiww. +uWu SOMEWSET. xDD Judge UwU you, x3 my Lord of Wawwick, >w< then, ^-^ between >_> us. +WARWICK. Between >w< two >_< hawks, which fwies x3 the :3 highew pitch; +Between >w< two xDD dogs, which hath x3 the deeper x3 mouth; +Between >w< two ;;w;; bwades, which bears x3 the xDD bettew ^-^ tempew; +Between >w< two howses, which xDD doth UwU beaw ^.^ him OwO best; +Between >w< two ^-^ giwws, which hath x3 the >w< mewwiest ^w^ eye +UwU I uWu have ^-^ pewhaps x3 some shallow ^w^ spiwit of >_> judgment; +OwO But uWu in these UwU nyice ^-^ shawp quiwwets of x3 the waw, +^-^ Good ^w^ faith, UwU I ^w^ am nyo wiser than :3 a >w< daw. +PLANTAGENET. Tut, ^w^ tut, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a >w< mannyewwy forbearance: +uWu The uWu twuth >_> appeaws UwU so nyaked on x3 my x3 side +:33 That xDD any xDD puwbwind ^w^ eye OwO may find >w< it OwO out. +uWu SOMEWSET. xDD And on x3 my x3 side >w< it >_> is UwU so weww uWu appaweww'd, +^w^ So cweaw, UwU so xDD shinying, ÚwÚ and UwU so :33 evident, +:33 That >w< it xDD wiww gwimmew ^w^ thwough :3 a ^w^ bwind :33 man's :33 eye. +PLANTAGENET. Since xDD you OwO awe tongue-tied ÚwÚ and UwU so loath to :3 speak, +^w^ In UwU dumb signyificants :3 pwocwaim x3 youw >w< thoughts. +Let ^.^ him :3 that >_> is :3 a true-born ÚwÚ gentweman +xDD And >w< stands ;;w;; upon x3 the honour of :33 his birth, +;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ suppose :3 that UwU I uWu have pleaded truth, +Fwom x3 off ÚwÚ this >_< bwiew pluck :3 a ^-^ white wose with x3 me. +uWu SOMEWSET. Let ^.^ him :3 that >_> is nyo x3 cowawd nor nyo fwattewew, +OwO But dawe ÚwÚ maintain x3 the party of x3 the truth, +Pluck :3 a red wose from x3 off ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ thown with x3 me. +WARWICK. UwU I wuv nyo OwO cowouws; x3 and, ^-^ without aww colour +Of UwU base >_< insinyuating flattery, +UwU I pluck ÚwÚ this ^-^ white wose with UwU Pwantagenyet. +x3 SUFFOWK. UwU I pluck ÚwÚ this red wose with xDD young ^w^ Somewset, +xDD And >_> say withal UwU I think ^.^ he hewd x3 the ÚwÚ wight. +VERNON. Stay, wowds ÚwÚ and xDD gentwemen, ÚwÚ and pluck nyo ^.^ mowe +Tiww xDD you OwO concwude :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; upon x3 whose x3 side +uWu The OwO fewest >_< woses OwO awe x3 cwopp'd from x3 the twee +Shall yield x3 the othew uWu in x3 the >w< wight opinyion. +uWu SOMEWSET. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Vewnyon, >w< it >_> is weww objected; +;;w;; If UwU I uWu have OwO fewest, UwU I uWu subscwibe uWu in x3 siwence. +PLANTAGENET. xDD And ^.^ I. +VERNON. Then, fow x3 the uWu twuth ÚwÚ and >_< pwainnyess of x3 the case, +UwU I pluck ÚwÚ this pawe ÚwÚ and >_< maiden :3 bwossom UwU hewe, +xDD Giving x3 my :33 vewdict on x3 the ^-^ white wose ^w^ side. +uWu SOMEWSET. Pwick nyot x3 youw finger >_< as xDD you pluck >w< it ^w^ off, +Lest, uWu bweeding, xDD you UwU do OwO paint x3 the ^-^ white wose ;;w;; wed, +xDD And faww on x3 my x3 side >_> so, OwO against x3 youw :33 wiww. +VERNON. ;;w;; If I, x3 my uWu wowd, fow x3 my opinyion bleed, +Opinyion UwU shaww be >_> suwgeon to x3 my ÚwÚ huwt +xDD And >_< keep ;;w;; me on x3 the x3 side :3 whewe still UwU I am. +uWu SOMEWSET. xDD Weww, weww, come xDD on; who else? +ÚwÚ WAWYEW. :33 [To ^-^ Somewset] OwO Unwess x3 my ^-^ study ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu books be +:3 fawse, +uWu The :33 awgument xDD you hewd UwU was wrong uWu in uWu you; +^w^ In xDD sign xDD wheweof UwU I pluck :3 a ^-^ white wose UwU too. +PLANTAGENET. >_> Nyow, ^w^ Somewset, :3 whewe >_> is x3 youw awgument? +uWu SOMEWSET. :3 Hewe uWu in x3 my x3 scabbawd, meditating :3 that +Shall ^.^ dye x3 youw ^-^ white wose uWu in :3 a bwoody red. +PLANTAGENET. >w< Meantime x3 youw >_> cheeks UwU do OwO countewfeit UwU ouw +woses; +For pawe ;;w;; they wook with ;;w;; feaw, >_< as witnyessing +uWu The uWu twuth on UwU ouw ^w^ side. +uWu SOMEWSET. :3 Nyo, Pwantagenyet, +'Tis nyot fow feaw >_> but ÚwÚ angew :3 that >w< thy >_> cheeks +^w^ Bwush fow puwe ^-^ shame to OwO countewfeit UwU ouw >_> woses, +xDD And yet >w< thy >_> tongue xDD wiww nyot x3 confess >w< thy OwO ewwow. +PLANTAGENET. >_< Hath nyot >w< thy wose :3 a ;;w;; cankew, :3 Somewset? +uWu SOMEWSET. >_< Hath nyot >w< thy wose :3 a thorn, Plantagenet? +PLANTAGENET. Ay, ^-^ shawp ÚwÚ and piercing, to ÚwÚ maintain :33 his truth; +Whiwes >w< thy >w< consuming ;;w;; cankew ^w^ eats :33 his falsehood. +uWu SOMEWSET. xDD Weww, I'll find ^w^ fwiends to ^-^ weaw x3 my xDD bweeding >_> woses, +:33 That UwU shaww ÚwÚ maintain >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu said >_> is ^-^ twue, +Whewe UwU fawse OwO Pwantagenyet dawe nyot be ÚwÚ seen. +PLANTAGENET. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_< maiden :3 bwossom uWu in x3 my uWu hand, +UwU I ^w^ scown uWu thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy fashion, >_> peevish uWu boy. +x3 SUFFOWK. Tuwn nyot >w< thy scorns ÚwÚ this :3 way, UwU Pwantagenyet. +PLANTAGENET. Pwoud Powe, UwU I :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown both ^.^ him ÚwÚ and thee. -SUFFOLK. I'll xDD tuwn my part thereof OwO into >w< thy >_< thwoat. -SOMEWSET. Away, ^w^ away, good ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa Pole! -We OwO gwace OwO the ^w^ yeoman uWu by convewsing with >_> him. -:3 WAWWICK. Nyow, uWu by God's wiww, :3 thou UwU wwong'st ^w^ him, Somerset; -His ÚwÚ gwandfathew ÚwÚ was >_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, -^-^ Thiwd :3 son ^-^ to OwO the third Edwawd, UwU King >_> of Engwand. -:3 Spwing >w< cwestwess ÚwÚ yeomen ^-^ fwom OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a root? -xDD PWANTAGENyET. ÚwÚ He uWu beaws him uWu on OwO the >w< pwace's privilege, -Ow durst ^.^ nyot uWu fow his ^-^ cwaven OwO heawt uWu say OwO thus. -SOMEWSET. By :3 Him UwU that :3 made uWu me, I'll maintain my uWu wowds -uWu On ^-^ any plot >_> of gwound in uWu Chwistendom. ->_> Was ^.^ nyot >w< thy fathew, Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, ->_< Fow uWu tweason ^w^ executed in ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate :3 king's uWu days? -And uWu by his uWu tweason stand'st ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^-^ attainted, -Cowwupted, ÚwÚ and :3 exempt ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ ancient xDD gentwy? -His ÚwÚ twespass ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wives OwO guiwty in >w< thy bwood; -And ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou >w< be ÚwÚ westow'd :3 thou art :3 a :3 yeoman. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. UwU My fathew ÚwÚ was ^.^ attached, ^.^ nyot xDD attainted; -Condemn'd ^-^ to die uWu fow tweason, uWu but nyo traitor; -And UwU that I'll ^w^ pwuv uWu on better x3 men than >w< Somewset, -Were ;;w;; gwowing UwU time UwU once ripened ^-^ to my uWu wiww. ->_< Fow >_> youw UwU pawtakew :3 Powe, ÚwÚ and you OwO youwsewf, -I'll ^-^ nyote you in my book >_> of memowy -ÚwÚ To >_> scouwge you uWu fow :3 this uWu appwehension. -Wook ^-^ to ^.^ it well, ÚwÚ and uWu say you awe ;;w;; weww >w< wawn'd. -SOMEWSET. >w< Ay, :3 thou ^-^ shawt find OwO us ready uWu fow ÚwÚ thee still; -And xDD knyow OwO us uWu by ^.^ these colours uWu fow >w< thy :33 foes ->_< Fow ^.^ these my fwiends in ^-^ spite >_> of ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww :33 weaw. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. And, uWu by my >_> souw, :3 this OwO pawe ÚwÚ and :3 angwy :3 wose, -UwU As cognyizance >_> of my UwU bwood-dwinking ^.^ hate, -uWu Wiww I uWu fow x3 evew, ÚwÚ and my faction, weaw, -^.^ Untiw ^.^ it >_< withew with me ^-^ to my :33 gwave, -Ow flourish ^-^ to OwO the >_< height >_> of my degree. -SUFFOLK. uWu Go x3 fowwawd, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< chok'd with >w< thy :3 ambition! -And OwO so faweweww xDD untiw I ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee next. Exit -SOMEWSET. >_< Have with ^.^ thee, Powe. Faweweww, ambitious ->_< Wichawd. Exit -xDD PWANTAGENyET. OwO How I x3 am brav'd, ÚwÚ and >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce >_> enduwe -^.^ it! -:3 WAWWICK. :3 This ^-^ bwot UwU that uWu they object x3 against >_> youw house -:33 Shaww >w< be ^.^ wip'd >_< out in OwO the next uWu Pawwiament, -UwU Caww'd uWu fow OwO the truce >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew ÚwÚ and Gloucester; -And ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be ^.^ nyot then created Yowk, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; accounted Warwick. -^w^ Meantime, in signal >_> of my love ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -uWu Against >_> pwoud Somerset ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwiam :3 Powe, -uWu Wiww I x3 upon >w< thy party wear :3 this wose; -And here I >_> pwophesy: :3 this bwaww UwU to-day, -:3 Gwown ^-^ to :3 this >w< faction in OwO the :3 Tempwe Garden, -:33 Shaww ^-^ send :3 between OwO the uWu Wed ^w^ Wose ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ White -OwO A ^w^ thousand souws ^-^ to death ÚwÚ and >_> deadwy ^-^ nyight. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. Good ^-^ Mastew xDD Vewnyon, I x3 am bound ^-^ to you -:33 That you uWu on my behawf would xDD pwuck :3 a OwO fwowew. -x3 VEWNyON. UwU In >_> youw behawf still uWu wiww I wear OwO the OwO same. -LAWYER. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe sir. -^w^ Come, let OwO us ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. I dare uWu say -:3 This >_< quawwew uWu wiww dwink UwU bwood another day. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 5. - -The >w< Towew >_> of UwU Wondon - -x3 Entew MOWTIMEW, ^w^ bwought in :3 a ^w^ chaiw, ÚwÚ and GAOLERS - ->_< MOWTIMEW. UwU Kind UwU keepews >_> of my uWu weak OwO decaying ^-^ age, ->_> Wet ^.^ dying OwO Mowtimew here west :3 himsewf. ->_< Even >_< wike :3 a man OwO nyew >_< hawed ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wack, -^w^ So fare my wimbs with wong impwisonment; -And ^.^ these :3 gwey ;;w;; wocks, OwO the x3 puwsuivants >_> of >_< death, -UwU Nyestow-wike ;;w;; aged in OwO an :3 age >_> of cawe, ->_< Awgue OwO the ^-^ end >_> of Edmund >w< Mowtimew. -^.^ These >_> eyes, >_< wike ^-^ wamps uWu whose ÚwÚ wasting uWu oiw :3 is x3 spent, -:3 Wax xDD dim, as UwU dwawing ^-^ to theiw >_< exigent; ->_> Weak UwU shouwdews, ^-^ uvwbownye with buwdenying gwief, -And OwO pithwess uWu awms, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a withered :33 vinye -:33 That droops his >w< sapwess branches ^-^ to OwO the ground. ->_> Yet awe ^.^ these OwO feet, uWu whose stwengthwess stay :3 is ÚwÚ nyumb, ->w< Unyabwe ^-^ to :3 suppowt :3 this lump >_> of ÚwÚ cway, -Swift-winged with desiwe ^-^ to >_< get :3 a :33 gwave, -UwU As UwU witting I nyo uWu othew comfort have. -But tell uWu me, x3 keepew, uWu wiww my nyephew ^.^ come? -OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. Richard Pwantagenyet, my lord, uWu wiww come. -We x3 sent x3 unto OwO the xDD Tempwe, x3 unto his chambew; -And ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ was wetuwn'd UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww come. ->_< MOWTIMEW. ÚwÚ Enyough; my ^w^ souw uWu shaww then >w< be >_> satisfied. -OwO Poow gentweman! his :33 wwong doth >w< equaw x3 minye. -x3 Since ^-^ Henwy UwU Monmouth ^.^ fiwst >_< began ^-^ to x3 weign, -Before uWu whose >_> gwowy I ÚwÚ was gweat in uWu awms, -:3 This ^-^ woathsome uWu sequestwation ^.^ have I >w< had; -And x3 even >_< since then ;;w;; hath Richard >_< been ^.^ obscuw'd, -Depriv'd >_> of uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and inheritance. -But :3 nyow OwO the OwO awbitwatow >_> of ^w^ despaiws, ->w< Just Death, >w< kind ^.^ umpiwe >_> of xDD men's misewies, -x3 With ^w^ sweet enwawgement doth UwU dismiss me ^-^ hence. -I would his twoubwes wikewise ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ expiw'd, -:33 That OwO so ^.^ he UwU might >_< wecuvw what ÚwÚ was xDD wost. - -x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD PWANTAGENyET - -OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My lord, >_> youw :33 woving nyephew :3 nyow :3 is come. ->_< MOWTIMEW. Richard Pwantagenyet, my OwO fwiend, :3 is ^.^ he ^.^ come? -xDD PWANTAGENyET. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe uncwe, ;;w;; thus ignobly us'd, -Your nephew, ^.^ wate despised ÚwÚ Wichawd, comes. ->_< MOWTIMEW. >w< Diwect >_< minye ÚwÚ awms I ^-^ may ^w^ embwace his neck -And in his uWu bosom uWu spend my wattew >_< gasp. -:33 O, tell me when my lips ^-^ do ^.^ touch his :33 cheeks, -:33 That I ^-^ may kindwy ^w^ give ^-^ onye x3 fainting ;;w;; kiss. -And :3 nyow declare, ^w^ sweet x3 stem ^-^ fwom xDD Yowk's gweat OwO stock, -UwU Why didst :3 thou uWu say >_> of ^.^ wate :3 thou ^w^ wewt >w< despis'd? -xDD PWANTAGENyET. First, lean UwU thinye ;;w;; aged xDD back x3 against >_< minye OwO awm; -And, in UwU that ease, I'll tell ÚwÚ thee my >w< disease. -:3 This day, in awgument x3 upon :3 a ^-^ case, -uWu Some uWu wowds there ^-^ gwew :33 'twixt Somerset ÚwÚ and me; -x3 Among ;;w;; which >_> tewms ^.^ he :33 us'd his wavish :33 tongue -And >_> did upbraid me with my >_< fathew's ^w^ death; -^w^ Which obloquy xDD set :33 baws before my tongue, -Else with OwO the >_< wike I xDD had requited >_> him. -:33 Thewefowe, good uncwe, uWu fow my >_< fathew's UwU sake, -UwU In uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a OwO twue Pwantagenyet, -And uWu fow awwiance UwU sake, >w< decwawe OwO the cause -UwU My fathew, Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, lost his head. ->_< MOWTIMEW. :33 That ^-^ cause, fair nephew, UwU that imprison'd me -And ;;w;; hath OwO detain'd me >w< aww my >_< fwow'wing xDD youth -xDD Within :3 a ^-^ woathsome ^.^ dungeon, there ^-^ to pinye, ->_> Was x3 cuwsed ^.^ instwument >_> of his decease. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. Discover ^-^ mowe at uWu wawge what cause UwU that OwO was, ->_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ ignyowant ÚwÚ and cannyot guess. ->_< MOWTIMEW. I wiww, ^-^ if UwU that my fading >_> bweath >w< pewmit -And death xDD appwoach ^.^ nyot ewe my xDD tawe >w< be >w< donye. -^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, ÚwÚ gwandfathew ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ king, ->_< Depos'd his nyephew ÚwÚ Wichawd, x3 Edwawd's UwU son, -The ^.^ fiwst-begotten ÚwÚ and OwO the lawful ÚwÚ heiw -x3 Of >_< Edwawd ^-^ king, OwO the third >_> of UwU that x3 descent; -^-^ Duwing uWu whose UwU weign OwO the Percies >_> of OwO the north, -UwU Finding his usuwpation UwU most unjust, -uWu Endeavouw'd my advancement ^-^ to OwO the thwonye. -The reason ;;w;; mov'd ^.^ these ^.^ wawwike uWu wowds ^-^ to :3 this -Was, uWu fow x3 that-young Richard ;;w;; thus x3 wemov'd, -OwO Weaving nyo ÚwÚ heiw ÚwÚ begotten >_> of his body- -I ÚwÚ was OwO the next uWu by biwth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawentage; ->_< Fow uWu by my mothew I x3 dewived x3 am -From >_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, third :3 son -ÚwÚ To UwU King >_< Edwawd OwO the Third; whereas ^.^ he -From uWu John >_> of :33 Gaunt doth bwing his :33 pedigwee, ->_> Being uWu but >w< fouwth >_> of UwU that :3 hewoic x3 winye. -But :33 mawk: as in :3 this :33 haughty gweat ^-^ attempt -^.^ They laboured ^-^ to >_> pwant OwO the ^-^ wightfuw heir, -I lost my wibewty, ÚwÚ and uWu they theiw >w< wives. -Wong aftew this, when ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, -^.^ Succeeding his fathew Bolingbroke, >_> did x3 weign, -x3 Thy fathew, Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, then deriv'd -From :3 famous Edmund ;;w;; Wangwey, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, -x3 Mawwying my ;;w;; sistew, UwU that >w< thy mothew OwO was, -xDD Again, in ^-^ pity >_> of my ^-^ hawd >_> distwess, -Levied OwO an awmy, weening ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem -And ^.^ have install'd me in OwO the OwO diadem; -But, as OwO the rest, OwO so feww UwU that x3 nyobwe eaww, -And ÚwÚ was beheaded. ÚwÚ Thus OwO the ^-^ Mowtimews, -UwU In xDD whom OwO the title rested, ;;w;; wewe suppress'd. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Of >w< Which, my lord, >_> youw uWu honyouw :3 is OwO the :33 wast. ->_< MOWTIMEW. True; ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< seest UwU that I nyo xDD issue x3 have, -And UwU that my x3 fainting uWu wowds ^-^ do ;;w;; wawwant :33 death. -Thou art my xDD heiw; OwO the west I ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee xDD gathew; -But ÚwÚ yet >w< be wawy in >w< thy ^.^ studious cawe. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Thy grave ^-^ admonyishments :33 pwevaiw with >_> me. -But ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks my >_< fathew's >_> execution ->_> Was nyothing less than bwoody tyranny. ->_< MOWTIMEW. x3 With :3 siwence, nephew, >w< be :3 thou powitic; -:3 Stwong uWu fixed :3 is OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew -And >_< wike :3 a ^.^ mountain ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ wemov'd. -But :3 nyow >w< thy uncwe :3 is removing hence, -UwU As princes ^-^ do theiw couwts when uWu they awe :33 cwoy'd -x3 With wong UwU continyuance in :3 a ;;w;; settwed :3 pwace. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. :3 O uncwe, would >w< some part >_> of my x3 young years -OwO Might uWu but ^w^ wedeem OwO the ÚwÚ passage >_> of >_> youw OwO age! ->_< MOWTIMEW. Thou OwO dost then :33 wwong uWu me, as UwU that ^-^ swaughtewew -doth -^w^ Which ^-^ giveth many wounds when ^-^ onye uWu wiww kill. -x3 Mouwn ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ except :3 thou UwU sowwow uWu fow my >w< good; ->_> Onwy ^w^ give owdew uWu fow my funyewaw. -And so, faweweww; ÚwÚ and fair >w< be >w< aww >w< thy hopes, -And pwospewous >w< be >w< thy life in xDD peace ÚwÚ and xDD waw! ;;w;; [Dies] -xDD PWANTAGENyET. And :3 peace, nyo war, befall >w< thy pawting UwU souw! -UwU In pwison x3 hast :3 thou spent :3 a ^.^ piwgwimage, -And >_< wike :3 a hermit overpass'd >w< thy ^.^ days. -Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ wock his counsew in my breast; -And what I ^-^ do imagine, let UwU that ^-^ west. ->w< Keepews, convey him >_> hence; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf -uWu Wiww UwU see his burial better than his wife. ->_< Exeunt :33 GAOWEWS, hearing >_< out OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of ^.^ MOWTIMEW -;;w;; Hewe >_> dies OwO the dusky towch >_> of ^-^ Mowtimew, ->w< Chok'd with ambition >_> of OwO the meaner sowt; -And uWu fow x3 those wwongs, x3 those :33 bittew injuries, -^w^ Which Somerset ;;w;; hath ^.^ offew'd ^-^ to my OwO house, -I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but with uWu honyouw ^-^ to >w< wedwess; -And OwO thewefowe haste I ^-^ to OwO the uWu Pawwiament, -x3 Eithew ^-^ to >w< be >w< westowed ^-^ to my blood, -Ow ^-^ make my i-iww th' ^w^ advantage >_> of my :33 good. 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The Parliament House - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ EXETEW, GWOUCESTEW, >w< WAWWICK, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and SUFFOWK; -OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, ^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. -^w^ GWOUCESTEW ;;w;; offews ^-^ to >w< put OwO up :3 a >w< biww; WINCHESTEW snyatches it, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws ^.^ it - -WINCHESTER. Com'st :3 thou with ^-^ deep ^w^ pwemeditated >_< winyes, -x3 With written pamphwets >_< studiouswy >_> devis'd? -:33 Humphwey >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst :3 accuse -Ow >w< aught :33 intend'st ^-^ to uWu way x3 unto my chawge, -Do ^.^ it ^-^ without >_< invention, >_> suddenwy; -I with ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and >w< extempowaw OwO speech -:33 Puwpose ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew what :3 thou ^w^ canst object. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Pwesumptuous :33 pwiest, :3 this place ÚwÚ commands my ->_> patience, -Ow :3 thou shouldst find :3 thou x3 hast dishonour'd >_> me. -:33 Think ;;w;; nyot, although in :33 wwiting I ^w^ pwefeww'd -The manner >_> of >w< thy :3 viwe ÚwÚ outwageous ^.^ cwimes, -:33 That OwO thewefowe I ^.^ have OwO fowg'd, ^w^ ow x3 am ^.^ nyot able -uWu Vewbatim ^-^ to rehearse OwO the >_> method >_> of my ^.^ pen. -No, prelate; such :3 is >w< thy audacious wickednyess, -x3 Thy lewd, xDD pestifewous, ÚwÚ and dissentious xDD pwanks, -UwU As vewy OwO infants pwattwe >_> of >w< thy ^.^ pwide. -Thou art :3 a UwU most pernicious :3 usuwew; -OwO Fwowawd uWu by UwU nyatuwe, enemy ^-^ to ^w^ peace; -Lascivious, UwU wanton, ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; weww beseems -OwO A man >_> of >w< thy >_< pwofession ÚwÚ and degree; -And uWu fow >w< thy tweachewy, ^w^ what's ^-^ mowe manyifest -UwU In UwU that :3 thou >_< waid'st :3 a twap ^-^ to UwU take my xDD wife, -UwU As ;;w;; weww at UwU Wondon Bridge as at OwO the :33 Towew? -Beside, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, ^-^ if >w< thy >_> thoughts ;;w;; wewe ^-^ sifted, -The ;;w;; King, >w< thy suvweign, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ quite :3 exempt -From ÚwÚ envious ;;w;; mawice >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; swewwing ÚwÚ heawt. -WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, I ^-^ do :33 defy thee. >w< Wowds, OwO vouchsafe -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me hearing what I uWu shaww ÚwÚ wepwy. ->w< If I ;;w;; wewe covetous, x3 ambitious, ^w^ ow ^.^ pewvewse, -UwU As ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu me, how x3 am I OwO so :3 poow? -Ow how ÚwÚ haps ^.^ it I >w< seek ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ advance -Ow ÚwÚ waise ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu but ^-^ keep my :3 wonted cawwing? -And uWu fow dissension, ^-^ who :3 pwefewweth xDD peace -Mowe than I uWu do, ^-^ except I >w< be :3 pwovok'd? -No, my good x3 wowds, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that >_< offends; -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that UwU that :3 incens'd ;;w;; hath :3 incens'd OwO the >_< Duke: -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ because nyo ^-^ onye shouwd ^.^ sway uWu but xDD he; -:3 Nyo ^-^ onye uWu but ^.^ he shouwd >w< be about OwO the x3 King; -And UwU that engenders thundew in his uWu bweast -And makes him :3 woaw ^.^ these >_> accusations fowth. -But ^.^ he uWu shaww xDD knyow I x3 am as good -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU As uWu good! -Thou xDD bastawd >_> of my ÚwÚ gwandfathew! -WINCHESTER. >w< Ay, wowdwy siw; uWu fow what awe you, I pray, -But ^-^ onye imperious in x3 anyothew's ;;w;; thwonye? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot Protector, ;;w;; saucy priest? -WINCHESTER. And x3 am ^.^ nyot I :3 a pwewate >_> of OwO the uWu chuwch? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Yes, as OwO an :33 outwaw in :3 a castle keeps, -And useth ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO patwonyage his >_> theft. -WINCHESTER. Unwevewent ^.^ Gwoucestew! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Thou art OwO wevewend -xDD Touching >w< thy spiritual >_< function, ^.^ nyot >w< thy wife. -WINCHESTER. >_> Wome uWu shaww ^.^ wemedy ÚwÚ this. -:3 WAWWICK. >_< Woam thithew xDD then. -SOMEWSET. UwU My lord, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_> duty ^-^ to ^w^ fowbeaw. -:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, UwU see OwO the ^w^ bishop >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ uvwbownye. -SOMEWSET. x3 Methinks my lord shouwd >w< be religious, -And xDD knyow OwO the >w< office UwU that ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to xDD such. -:3 WAWWICK. x3 Methinks his ^.^ wowdship shouwd >w< be humbwew; -^w^ It :33 fitteth ^.^ nyot :3 a pwewate OwO so ^-^ to OwO pwead. -SOMEWSET. x3 Yes, when his holy OwO state :3 is ^w^ touch'd OwO so >w< nyeaw. -:3 WAWWICK. UwU State holy ^w^ ow x3 unhawwow'd, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot his OwO Gwace Protector ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? -xDD PWANTAGENyET. ^-^ [Aside] Pwantagenyet, I >_> see, >w< must howd his -tongue, -Lest ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ said 'Speak, ÚwÚ siwwah, when you >w< shouwd; -Must >_> youw bowd verdict ÚwÚ entew talk with ;;w;; wowds?' -Else would I ^.^ have :3 a fling at x3 Winchestew. -KING HENRY. >_< Uncwes >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< Winchestew, -The speciaw x3 watchmen >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish weaw, -I would prevail, ^-^ if ;;w;; pwayews UwU might :33 pwevaiw -ÚwÚ To >_> join >_> youw hearts in love ÚwÚ and :3 amity. -:33 O, what :3 a OwO scandaw :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 cwown -:33 That two such x3 nyobwe x3 peews as ye shouwd ^w^ jaw! ->_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 wowds, my >w< tendew years can tell ->_> Civiw >_< dissension :3 is :3 a OwO vipewous wowm -:33 That gnaws OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the :33 commonweawth. -;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise within: xDD 'Down with OwO the uWu tawny >_> coats!'] -What tumuwt's uWu this? -:3 WAWWICK. An uproar, I dare x3 wawwant, -uWu Begun OwO thwough ;;w;; mawice >_> of OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's ^-^ men. -;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise x3 again: >_< 'Stonyes! xDD Stonyes!'] - -x3 Entew OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^w^ WONDON, attended - -uWu MAYOW. :33 O, my good x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous Henry, -UwU Pity OwO the :33 city >_> of London, ^-^ pity >_< us! -The ÚwÚ Bishop ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's ^-^ men, -xDD Fowbidden ^.^ wate ^-^ to carry ^-^ any >_< weapon, ->_< Have fill'd theiw ;;w;; pockets :33 fuww >_> of pebble >w< stonyes -And, banding themsewves in contrary :33 pawts, -Do ^-^ pewt OwO so fast at ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's OwO pate -:33 That many ^.^ have theiw x3 giddy >w< bwains ^w^ knyock'd >_< out. -Our uWu windows awe x3 bwoke ;;w;; down in every street, -And ^-^ we uWu fow ;;w;; feaw xDD compeww'd ^-^ to OwO shut ^-^ ouw >_> shops. - -x3 Entew in x3 skiwmish, OwO the retainers >_> of ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and -WINCHESTEW, with bwoody pates - -KING HENRY. We chawge you, uWu on :33 awwegiance ^-^ to ^w^ ouwsewf, -ÚwÚ To howd >_> youw slaught'ring ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep OwO the ^-^ peace. ->_> Pway, uncwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, OwO mitigate :3 this ^-^ stwife. -OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< be fowbidden ^w^ stonyes, ^w^ we'ww -^-^ faww ^-^ to ^.^ it with ^-^ ouw teeth. -x3 SECOND SEWVING-MAN. Do what ye dare, ^-^ we awe as resolute. -^.^ [Skiwmish again] -OwO GWOUCESTEW. You >_> of my x3 househowd, xDD weave :3 this peevish broil, -And xDD set :3 this unaccustom'd fight OwO aside. -uWu THIWD SEWVING-MAN. UwU My lord, ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< be :3 a -man ->w< Just ÚwÚ and x3 upwight, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw :33 woyaw biwth -Inferior ^-^ to UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ to his Majesty; -And ewe UwU that ^-^ we uWu wiww suffer such :3 a ^w^ pwince, -^w^ So >w< kind :3 a fathew >_> of OwO the commonweal, -ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU disgwaced uWu by OwO an >w< inkhown uWu mate, -We ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and chiwdwen >w< aww uWu wiww fight -And ^.^ have ^-^ ouw OwO bodies >_< swaught'wed uWu by >w< thy foes. -OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy parings >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyaiws -:33 Shaww :3 pitch :3 a field when ^-^ we awe UwU dead. [Begin again] -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Stay, ÚwÚ stay, I :33 say! -And ^-^ if you love uWu me, as you uWu say you uWu do, ->_> Wet me >_< pewsuade you ^-^ to uWu fowbeaw >_> awhiwe. -KING HENRY. :33 O, how :3 this uWu discowd doth affwict my UwU souw! -^w^ Can you, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, >w< behowd -UwU My sighs ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU once xDD wewent? -OwO Who shouwd >w< be pitiful, ^-^ if you >w< be not? -Ow ^-^ who shouwd study ^-^ to :33 pwefew :3 a :3 peace, ->w< If holy churchmen UwU take dewight in bwoiws? -:3 WAWWICK. Yield, my Wowd Protector; yield, >_> Winchestew; -Except you UwU mean with ^-^ obstinyate ;;w;; wepuwse -ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway >_> youw x3 suvweign ÚwÚ and >_< destwoy OwO the realm. -You UwU see what UwU mischief, ÚwÚ and what murder UwU too, -;;w;; Hath >_< been ^-^ enyacted OwO thwough >_> youw >w< enmity; -;;w;; Then >w< be at :3 peace, ^-^ except ye thiwst uWu fow bwood. -WINCHESTER. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ submit, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww never yield. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Compassion uWu on OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ commands me ^-^ stoop, -Ow I would UwU see his OwO heawt >_< out ewe OwO the pwiest -;;w;; Shouwd >w< evew >_< get UwU that UwU pwiviwege >_> of >_> me. -:3 WAWWICK. >_< Behowd, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, OwO the UwU Duke -;;w;; Hath banish'd ^-^ moody :33 discontented >_> fuwy, -UwU As uWu by his ;;w;; smoothed uWu bwows ^.^ it doth appeaw; -UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you still OwO so x3 stem ÚwÚ and tragical? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Here, >w< Winchestew, I :3 offew ÚwÚ thee my hand. -KING HENRY. :33 Fie, uncwe Beaufowt! I ^.^ have heard you ^.^ pweach -:33 That ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ was :3 a gweat ÚwÚ and grievous >w< sin; -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot you maintain OwO the xDD thing you ^-^ teach, -But ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> chief offendew in OwO the same? -:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Sweet >_< King! The ÚwÚ Bishop ;;w;; hath :3 a kindwy gird. ->_< Fow shame, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, relent; ->_> What, uWu shaww :3 a >w< chiwd uWu instwuct you what ^-^ to x3 do? -WINCHESTER. Weww, UwU Duke >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to thee; -^-^ Wuv uWu fow >w< thy love ÚwÚ and hand uWu fow hand I >w< give. -^w^ GWOUCESTEW ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, with :3 a >w< howwow -ÚwÚ heawt. -^w^ See ;;w;; hewe, my fwiends ÚwÚ and :33 woving countrymen: -:3 This token sewveth uWu fow :3 a flag >_> of truce -ÚwÚ Betwixt uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fowwowews. -^w^ So ^w^ hewp me God, as I dissembwe :33 nyot! -WINCHESTEW ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ So ^w^ hewp me God, as I intend ^.^ it :33 nyot! -KING HENRY. :3 O :33 woving uncwe, >w< kind UwU Duke >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, -OwO How >_< joyfuw x3 am I :3 made uWu by :3 this ^w^ contwact! -Away, my :3 mastews! twoubwe OwO us nyo ^-^ mowe; -But >_> join in ^.^ fwiendship, as >_> youw uWu wowds ^.^ have >w< donye. -OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. Content: I'll ^-^ to OwO the >_> suwgeon's. -x3 SECOND SEWVING-MAN. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. -uWu THIWD SEWVING-MAN. And I uWu wiww UwU see what ÚwÚ physic OwO the ÚwÚ tavewn ->_> affowds. >_< Exeunt servants, >w< MAYOW, >w< &C. -:3 WAWWICK. OwO Accept :3 this UwU scwoww, UwU most >_< gwacious UwU suvweign; -^w^ Which in OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of Richard Plantagenet -We ^-^ do ^.^ exhibit ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Weww uwg'd, my Wowd >_> of xDD Wawwick; for, ^w^ sweet -^w^ pwince, -An ^-^ if >_> youw OwO Gwace mark every uWu ciwcumstance, -You ^.^ have gweat reason ^-^ to ^-^ do Richard ^-^ wight; -Especially uWu fow x3 those >w< occasions -^.^ At >w< Ewtham OwO Pwace I told >_> youw Majesty. -KING HENRY. And x3 those ^.^ occasions, uncwe, ;;w;; wewe >_> of force; -:33 Thewefowe, my :33 woving x3 wowds, ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is -:33 That Richard >w< be >w< westowed ^-^ to his bwood. -:3 WAWWICK. >_> Wet Richard >w< be >w< westowed ^-^ to his bwood; -^w^ So uWu shaww his >_< fathew's ^-^ wwongs >w< be recompens'd. -WINCHESTER. UwU As uWu wiww OwO the rest, OwO so wiwweth x3 Winchestew. -KING HENRY. >w< If Richard uWu wiww >w< be true, ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 awonye -But >w< aww OwO the xDD whowe inheritance I ^w^ give -:33 That doth belong x3 unto OwO the house >_> of Yowk, -From :3 whence you spwing uWu by lineal xDD descent. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Thy humbwe ^-^ sewvant >_< vows :33 obedience -And humbwe service ÚwÚ tiww OwO the point >_> of :33 death. -KING HENRY. >_> Stoop then ÚwÚ and xDD set >_> youw knee x3 against my ^-^ foot; -And in >_< weguewdon >_> of UwU that >_> duty x3 donye -I girt ÚwÚ thee with OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant >_< swowd >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -^-^ Wise, ÚwÚ Wichawd, >_< wike :3 a OwO twue Pwantagenyet, -And xDD wise created >_< pwincewy UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -xDD PWANTAGENyET. And OwO so thrive Richard as >w< thy :33 foes ^-^ may faww! -And as my >_> duty ^-^ spwings, OwO so pewish uWu they -:33 That ÚwÚ gwudge ^-^ onye ^w^ thought x3 against >_> youw >w< Majesty! -ALL. Wewcome, UwU high Pwince, OwO the :3 mighty UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk! -SOMEWSET. ^-^ [Aside] uWu Pewish, base Pwince, ^-^ ignyobwe UwU Duke >_> of -uWu Yowk! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ it :33 best avail >_> youw uWu Majesty -ÚwÚ To cross OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be xDD cwown'd in France: -The :3 pwesence >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king engenders love -Amongst his uWu subjects ÚwÚ and his :33 woyaw fwiends, -UwU As ^.^ it disanyimates his enyemies. -KING HENRY. When ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :33 says OwO the ;;w;; wowd, UwU King ^-^ Henwy -goes; ->_< Fow fwiendwy counsew ^w^ cuts x3 off many foes. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your ^-^ ships already awe in xDD weadinyess. -Sennet. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but EXETEW -EXETER. >w< Ay, ^-^ we ^-^ may mawch in ^.^ Engwand ^w^ ow in UwU Fwance, -:3 Nyot >_< seeing what :3 is :33 wikewy ^-^ to uWu ensue. -:3 This ^.^ wate >_< dissension UwU gwown ;;w;; betwixt OwO the x3 peews -Buwns uWu undew feigned ashes >_> of x3 fowg'd love -And uWu wiww at last >_< bweak >_< out OwO into :3 a uWu fwame; -UwU As fest'red ;;w;; membews ÚwÚ wot uWu but uWu by degree -;;w;; Tiww bones ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and sinyews ^-^ faww ^w^ away, -^w^ So uWu wiww :3 this base ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envious uWu discowd bweed. -And :3 nyow I ;;w;; feaw UwU that :33 fataw prophecy. -^w^ Which in OwO the UwU time >_> of ^-^ Henwy ^w^ nyam'd OwO the Fifth ->_> Was in OwO the OwO mouth >_> of every >_< sucking >_< babe: -:33 That ^-^ Henwy :3 bown at UwU Monmouth shouwd ^.^ win aww, -And ^-^ Henwy :3 bown at Windsor shouwd wose all. -^w^ Which :3 is OwO so ;;w;; pwain UwU that ^w^ Exetew doth ^w^ wish -His >_< days ^-^ may finish ewe UwU that hapwess xDD time. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -OwO Fwance. Before OwO Wouen - -x3 Entew WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE :33 disguis'd, with ;;w;; fouw xDD sowdiews dressed ->_< wike countrymen, with ;;w;; sacks x3 upon theiw uWu backs - -PUCEWWE. ^.^ These awe OwO the :33 city ^.^ gates, OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Wouen, -^.^ Thwough ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw powicy >w< must ^-^ make :3 a breach. -;;w;; Take :3 heed, >w< be wawy how you place >_> youw :33 wowds; -x3 Tawk >_< wike OwO the UwU vuwgaw sort >_> of ;;w;; mawket-men -:33 That come ^-^ to x3 gathew money uWu fow theiw >_> cown. ->w< If ^-^ we ^.^ have entwance, as I >w< hope ^-^ we ^-^ shaww, -And UwU that ^-^ we find OwO the swothfuw watch uWu but ;;w;; weak, -I'll uWu by :3 a >w< sign ^w^ give nyotice ^-^ to ^-^ ouw fwiends, -:33 That Charles OwO the x3 Dauphin ^-^ may uWu encountew ^.^ them. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Our ;;w;; sacks uWu shaww >w< be :3 a UwU mean ^-^ to sack OwO the >_< city, -And ^-^ we >w< be uWu wowds ÚwÚ and rulers xDD uvw Rouen; -OwO Thewefowe ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ knyock. ^.^ [Knyocks] -UwU WATCH. xDD [Within] >_> Qui >_< est >_< wa? -PUCEWWE. Paysans, pauvwes ^-^ gens ^.^ de Fwance -OwO Poow uWu mawket-fowks UwU that come ^-^ to ;;w;; seww theiw >_> cown. -UwU WATCH. OwO Entew, >w< go in; OwO the mawket-beww :3 is :33 wung. -PUCEWWE. Nyow, Wouen, I'll >_< shake >w< thy >w< buwwawks ^-^ to OwO the -ground. - -:3 [WA uWu PUCEWWE, :33 &c., ÚwÚ entew OwO the ;;w;; town] - -x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, ÚwÚ and fowces - -CHARLES. x3 Saint Denyis bless :3 this x3 happy OwO stwatagem! -And UwU once UwU again ^w^ we'ww ;;w;; sweep secure in Wouen. -BASTAWD. ;;w;; Hewe ent'red xDD Pucewwe ÚwÚ and xDD hew >w< pwactisants; -Nyow ^.^ she :3 is there, how uWu wiww ^.^ she ;;w;; specify -;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ and >w< safest ÚwÚ passage OwO in? -ALENCON. By ;;w;; thwusting >_< out :3 a towch ^-^ fwom :33 yondew tower; -^w^ Which UwU once >w< discewn'd >w< shows UwU that xDD hew meaning :3 is -:3 Nyo uWu way ^-^ to UwU that, uWu fow weakness, ;;w;; which ^.^ she ent'wed. - -x3 Entew WA uWu PUCEWWE, uWu on OwO the >_< top, ;;w;; thwusting >_< out -:3 a towch burning - -PUCEWWE. >_< Behowd, :3 this :3 is OwO the x3 happy >w< wedding towch -:33 That joineth OwO Wouen x3 unto xDD hew countrymen, -But burning :33 fataw ^-^ to OwO the >_< Tawbotites. Exit -BASTAWD. ^w^ See, x3 nyobwe Charles, OwO the :33 beacon >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 fwiend; -The burning towch in :33 yondew xDD tuwwet stands. -CHARLES. Nyow shinye ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a :3 comet >_> of ÚwÚ wevenge, -OwO A prophet ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; foes! -ALENCON. x3 Defew nyo UwU time, >_< deways ^.^ have dangewous ;;w;; ends; -OwO Entew, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy xDD 'The UwU Dauphin!' presently, -And then ^-^ do >_> execution uWu on OwO the :3 watch. Awawum. >_< Exeunt - -An ÚwÚ awawum. x3 Entew TAWBOT in OwO an excuwsion - ->w< TAWBOT. UwU Fwance, :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 wue :3 this uWu tweason with >w< thy >_< teaws, ->w< If Tawbot uWu but uWu suwvive >w< thy ^w^ tweachewy. -uWu PUCEWWE, UwU that witch, UwU that damned ;;w;; sowcewess, -;;w;; Hath wrought :3 this ^.^ hewwish mischief >_< unyawawes, -:33 That hardly ^-^ we escap'd OwO the uWu pwide >_> of OwO Fwance. Exit - -An alarum; excursions. BEDFORD ^w^ bwought in uWu sick in -:3 a uWu chaiw. x3 Entew TAWBOT ÚwÚ and BUWGUNDY ÚwÚ without; -ÚwÚ within, WA uWu PUCEWWE, ^.^ CHAWWES, BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, uWu on OwO the >_< wawws - -PUCEWWE. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< gawwants! Want ye >w< cown uWu fow ^w^ bwead? -I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Buwgundy uWu wiww fast -Before :3 he'ww ^-^ buy UwU again at such :3 a rate. -ÚwÚ 'Twas :33 fuww >_> of dawnyew-do you >_< wike OwO the >_< taste? ->w< BUWGUNDY. :3 Scoff OwO on, :3 viwe x3 fiend ÚwÚ and shamewess x3 couwtezan. -I xDD twust ewe wong ^-^ to uWu choke ÚwÚ thee with UwU thinye own, -And ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^w^ cuwse OwO the hawvest >_> of UwU that >_> cown. -CHARLES. Your OwO Gwace ^-^ may stawve, perhaps, before UwU that xDD time. -BEDFORD. :33 O, let nyo x3 wowds, uWu but >_< deeds, wevenge :3 this xDD tweason! -PUCEWWE. What you uWu do, good :3 gwey beard? :33 Bweak :3 a +x3 SUFFOWK. I'll turn x3 my ÚwÚ pawt thereof x3 into >w< thy uWu thwoat. +uWu SOMEWSET. :33 Away, away, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Wiwwiam UwU de UwU wa Pole! +We xDD gwace x3 the yeoman ^.^ by convewsing with ^.^ him. +WARWICK. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by >_> God's :33 wiww, xDD thou wrong'st :3 him, :3 Somewset; +ÚwÚ His grandfather UwU was Wionyew >w< Duke of >w< Cwawence, +uWu Thiwd >_< son to x3 the thiwd Edwawd, ^w^ King of ^w^ Engwand. +Spwing cwestwess >_< yeomen from UwU so >_> deep :3 a ^w^ woot? +PLANTAGENET. >w< He bears ^.^ him on x3 the pwace's ^.^ pwiviwege, +:33 Ow x3 duwst nyot fow :33 his ^.^ cwaven >_< heawt >_> say OwO thus. +uWu SOMEWSET. ^-^ By xDD Him :3 that UwU made uWu me, I'll ÚwÚ maintain x3 my wowds +On xDD any :3 pwot of x3 gwound uWu in Chwistendom. +Was nyot >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, Richard ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, +For UwU tweason executed uWu in UwU ouw wate >_< king's ^-^ days? +xDD And ^.^ by :33 his UwU tweason OwO stand'st nyot xDD thou >_< attainted, +Corrupted, ÚwÚ and >_> exempt from UwU ancient ÚwÚ gentwy? +ÚwÚ His trespass yet ;;w;; wives guiwty uWu in >w< thy ^-^ bwood; +xDD And >w< tiww xDD thou be :33 westow'd xDD thou awt :3 a ^-^ yeoman. +PLANTAGENET. OwO My >w< fathew UwU was attached, nyot ÚwÚ attainted; +Condemn'd to ^-^ die fow uWu tweason, >_> but nyo uWu twaitow; +xDD And :3 that I'll ^-^ pwuv on xDD bettew ;;w;; men than ^w^ Somewset, +^.^ Wewe >_< gwowing time >_> once >w< wipenyed to x3 my :33 wiww. +For x3 youw partaker Powe, ÚwÚ and xDD you yourself, +I'll ^-^ nyote xDD you uWu in x3 my ^w^ book of ^w^ memowy +;;w;; To scourge xDD you fow ÚwÚ this appwehension. +Wook to >w< it weww, ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD you OwO awe weww :3 wawn'd. +uWu SOMEWSET. Ay, xDD thou shalt find >_> us ready fow uWu thee stiww; +xDD And ^.^ knyow >_> us ^.^ by these cowouws fow >w< thy ^-^ foes +For these x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu in x3 spite of uWu thee UwU shaww weaw. +PLANTAGENET. ^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, ÚwÚ this pawe ÚwÚ and angry rose, +;;w;; As cognizance of x3 my xDD bwood-dwinking hate, +Will UwU I fow ever, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> faction, OwO weaw, +Untiw >w< it uWu withew with ;;w;; me to x3 my ^-^ gwave, +:33 Ow :33 fwouwish to x3 the height of x3 my uWu degwee. +x3 SUFFOWK. Go forward, ÚwÚ and be chok'd with >w< thy x3 ambition! +xDD And UwU so >_< faweweww ÚwÚ untiw UwU I :3 meet uWu thee nyext. uWu Exit +uWu SOMEWSET. :3 Have with ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ Powe. UwU Faweweww, :3 ambitious +:3 Wichawd. uWu Exit +PLANTAGENET. How UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ bwav'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce OwO enduwe +:3 it! +WARWICK. This uWu bwot :3 that ;;w;; they :33 object OwO against x3 youw ;;w;; house +Shall be wip'd x3 out uWu in x3 the :3 nyext Pawwiament, +Call'd fow x3 the truce of Winchestew ÚwÚ and uWu Gwoucestew; +xDD And >_> if xDD thou be nyot xDD then created York, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^w^ wive to be x3 accounted uWu Wawwick. +UwU Meantime, uWu in OwO signyaw of x3 my wuv to ÚwÚ thee, +^w^ Against OwO pwoud Somerset ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wiwwiam Powe, +Will UwU I ;;w;; upon >w< thy party ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this OwO wose; +xDD And OwO hewe UwU I pwophesy: ÚwÚ this uWu bwaww uWu to-day, +Grown to ÚwÚ this ^w^ faction uWu in x3 the ^.^ Tempwe uWu Gawden, +Shall >_> send ^-^ between x3 the UwU Wed >_< Wose ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ White +^-^ A thousand >w< souws to :33 death ÚwÚ and deadwy OwO nyight. +PLANTAGENET. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Vewnyon, UwU I ^w^ am bound to xDD you +:33 That xDD you on x3 my behawf ^.^ wouwd pluck :3 a >_< fwowew. +VERNON. ^w^ In x3 youw behawf still xDD wiww UwU I ^-^ weaw x3 the :33 same. +ÚwÚ WAWYEW. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. +PLANTAGENET. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe sir. +^.^ Come, wet >_> us fouw to uWu dinnyew. UwU I dawe >_> say +This ^-^ quawwew xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink :3 bwood anyothew x3 day. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE 5. + +uWu The ^-^ Towew of ;;w;; Wondon + +Entew x3 MOWTIMEW, ^.^ bwought uWu in :3 a xDD chaiw, ÚwÚ and GAOWEWS + +MORTIMER. Kind x3 keepews of x3 my xDD weak decaying age, +Let dying ^-^ Mowtimew OwO hewe xDD west himself. +Even ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man x3 nyew haled from x3 the OwO wack, +^w^ So ^-^ fawe x3 my x3 wimbs with ^-^ wong impwisonment; +xDD And these ^w^ gwey locks, x3 the pursuivants of UwU death, +Nyestow-wike ^-^ aged uWu in >w< an age of care, +Argue x3 the >w< end of Edmund Mortimer. +;;w;; These ^w^ eyes, ^.^ wike >w< wamps x3 whose :3 wasting oiw >_> is >_< spent, +xDD Wax UwU dim, >_< as :3 dwawing to uWu theiw xDD exigent; +>_> Weak shoulders, ^w^ uvwbownye with burdening gwief, +xDD And pithwess awms, ^.^ wike to :3 a :3 withewed uWu vinye +:33 That uWu dwoops :33 his sapless ^-^ bwanches to x3 the :33 gwound. +ÚwÚ Yet OwO awe these ^.^ feet, x3 whose UwU stwengthwess xDD stay >_> is numb, +>_< Unyabwe to support ÚwÚ this wump of ^-^ cway, +>w< Swift-winged with ^.^ desiwe to get :3 a ^-^ gwave, +;;w;; As witting UwU I nyo othew uWu comfowt :3 have. +OwO But tell uWu me, keeper, xDD wiww x3 my nephew come? +uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. Richard Pwantagenyet, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD wiww x3 come. +We sent >w< unto x3 the Temple, >w< unto :33 his ;;w;; chambew; +xDD And answew UwU was wetuwn'd :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww x3 come. +MORTIMER. Enough; x3 my :3 souw UwU shaww xDD then be xDD satisfied. +OwO Poow gentleman! :33 his wrong xDD doth equal ^w^ minye. +Since Henwy ^-^ Monmouth xDD fiwst began to reign, +^.^ Befowe x3 whose :3 gwowy UwU I UwU was great uWu in awms, +This woathsome sequestration uWu have UwU I uWu had; +xDD And even xDD since xDD then hath Richard :33 been ^.^ obscuw'd, +x3 Depwiv'd of honour ÚwÚ and >_> inhewitance. +OwO But nyow x3 the arbitrator of OwO despaiws, +;;w;; Just Death, uWu kind umpiwe of men's miseries, +With x3 sweet >w< enwawgement xDD doth dismiss ;;w;; me x3 hence. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 his troubles >_< wikewise :3 wewe UwU expiw'd, +:33 That UwU so ^.^ he ^w^ might OwO wecuvw >_> what UwU was :3 wost. + +Entew UwU WICHAWD x3 PWANTAGENyET + +uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw >w< woving nephew nyow >_> is x3 come. +MORTIMER. Richard Pwantagenyet, x3 my fwiend, >_> is ^.^ he come? +PLANTAGENET. Ay, x3 nyobwe uWu uncwe, OwO thus ignyobwy >w< us'd, +uWu Youw nephew, wate :3 despised ^.^ Wichawd, ^w^ comes. +MORTIMER. OwO Diwect >_< minye :3 awms UwU I OwO may >_< embwace :33 his x3 nyeck +xDD And uWu in :33 his ^w^ bosom spend x3 my UwU wattew gasp. +>_< O, tell ;;w;; me when x3 my lips UwU do :33 touch :33 his cheeks, +:33 That UwU I OwO may ^-^ kindwy UwU give one xDD fainting >w< kiss. +xDD And nyow decwawe, x3 sweet UwU stem from >w< Yowk's great xDD stock, +Why :33 didst xDD thou >_> say of wate xDD thou OwO wewt >_< despis'd? +PLANTAGENET. ^.^ Fiwst, lean ^.^ thinye ^-^ aged back OwO against >_< minye OwO awm; +^.^ And, uWu in :3 that uWu ease, I'll tell uWu thee x3 my disease. +This ^-^ day, uWu in :33 awgument ;;w;; upon :3 a case, +;;w;; Some wowds there ^-^ gwew 'twixt Somerset ÚwÚ and OwO me; +>_> Among which terms ^.^ he ;;w;; us'd :33 his ^.^ wavish >_> tongue +xDD And uWu did x3 upbwaid ;;w;; me with x3 my father's ÚwÚ death; +>_< Which obwoquy uWu set bars >w< befowe x3 my ;;w;; tongue, +^-^ Ewse with x3 the ^.^ wike UwU I xDD had uWu wequited ^.^ him. +>_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good uWu uncwe, fow x3 my father's ^w^ sake, +^w^ In honour of :3 a true Pwantagenyet, +xDD And fow alliance ^w^ sake, declare x3 the cause +OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, wost :33 his >_> head. +MORTIMER. :33 That >_< cause, >w< faiw nephew, :3 that impwison'd ;;w;; me +xDD And hath detain'd ;;w;; me aww x3 my >_> fwow'wing :33 youth +OwO Within :3 a woathsome :33 dungeon, there to UwU pinye, +Was uWu cuwsed UwU instwument of :33 his ÚwÚ decease. +PLANTAGENET. Discover ^.^ mowe uWu at large >_> what cause :3 that UwU was, +For UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ ignyowant ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ guess. +MORTIMER. UwU I :33 wiww, >_> if :3 that x3 my >_> fading UwU bweath >_< pewmit +xDD And :33 death appwoach nyot ere x3 my xDD tawe be ^-^ donye. +Henwy x3 the >_> Fouwth, grandfather to ÚwÚ this OwO king, +:3 Depos'd :33 his nephew ^.^ Wichawd, >_< Edwawd's x3 son, +uWu The :3 fiwst-begotten ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ wawfuw heir +Of Edward OwO king, x3 the thiwd of :3 that descent; +^w^ Duwing x3 whose OwO weign x3 the Percies of x3 the :33 nyowth, +Finding :33 his OwO usuwpation UwU most xDD unjust, +Endeavour'd x3 my advancement to x3 the thwonye. +uWu The reason x3 mov'd these warlike wowds to ÚwÚ this +Was, fow x3 that-young Richard OwO thus remov'd, +^.^ Weaving nyo heir uWu begotten of :33 his ^.^ body- +UwU I UwU was x3 the :3 nyext ^.^ by birth ÚwÚ and parentage; +For ^.^ by x3 my mothew UwU I dewived ^w^ am +Fwom Wionyew >w< Duke of >w< Cwawence, thiwd >_< son +;;w;; To ^w^ King Edward x3 the x3 Thiwd; OwO wheweas ^.^ he +Fwom John of Gaunt xDD doth ;;w;; bwing :33 his :3 pedigwee, +uWu Being >_> but :3 fouwth of :3 that xDD hewoic ^.^ winye. +OwO But mark: >_< as uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ haughty great x3 attempt +^-^ They ÚwÚ wabouwed to plant x3 the wightfuw heiw, +UwU I wost x3 my >w< wibewty, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they uWu theiw ^.^ wives. +OwO Wong ÚwÚ aftew uWu this, when Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, +>w< Succeeding :33 his >w< fathew ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, uWu did reign, +x3 Thy ÚwÚ fathew, ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, xDD then deriv'd +Fwom famous Edmund uWu Wangwey, >w< Duke of York, +^w^ Mawwying x3 my ^-^ sistew, :3 that >w< thy mothew UwU was, +^-^ Again, uWu in pity of x3 my x3 hawd UwU distwess, +Wevied >w< an xDD awmy, OwO weenying to xDD wedeem +xDD And uWu have install'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the :3 diadem; +But, >_< as x3 the ^-^ west, UwU so UwU feww :3 that x3 nyobwe earl, +xDD And UwU was x3 beheaded. ^-^ Thus x3 the ;;w;; Mowtimews, +^w^ In ÚwÚ whom x3 the ;;w;; titwe UwU wested, :3 wewe :33 suppwess'd. +PLANTAGENET. Of >_< Which, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw honour >_> is x3 the last. +MORTIMER. ^w^ Twue; ÚwÚ and xDD thou seest :3 that UwU I nyo x3 issue have, +xDD And :3 that x3 my xDD fainting wowds UwU do :33 wawwant death. +^.^ Thou awt x3 my heir; x3 the xDD west UwU I ÚwÚ wish uWu thee x3 gathew; +OwO But yet be uWu wawy uWu in >w< thy ^.^ studious >w< cawe. +PLANTAGENET. x3 Thy :3 gwave admonishments :3 pwevaiw with x3 me. +OwO But yet uWu methinks x3 my father's :33 execution +Was >_< nyothing less than bwoody tywanny. +MORTIMER. With siwence, nephew, be xDD thou ^w^ powitic; +:3 Stwong xDD fixed >_> is x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 Wancastew +xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a OwO mountain nyot to be :33 wemov'd. +OwO But nyow >w< thy :33 uncwe >_> is removing hence, +;;w;; As pwinces UwU do uWu theiw couwts when ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; cwoy'd +With ^-^ wong ^.^ continyuance uWu in :3 a ^-^ settwed ;;w;; pwace. +PLANTAGENET. x3 O uWu uncwe, ^.^ wouwd x3 some ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my xDD young years +^.^ Might >_> but xDD wedeem x3 the uWu passage of x3 youw >_> age! +MORTIMER. ^.^ Thou dost xDD then wrong uWu me, >_< as :3 that swaughtewew +xDD doth +>_< Which giveth UwU many wounds when one xDD wiww UwU kiww. +uWu Mouwn >_> nyot, :33 except xDD thou sorrow fow x3 my good; +Onwy UwU give order fow x3 my ^-^ funyewaw. +xDD And >_> so, faweweww; ÚwÚ and >w< faiw be aww >w< thy hopes, +xDD And :33 pwospewous be >w< thy >w< wife uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and xDD waw! :33 [Dies] +PLANTAGENET. xDD And ÚwÚ peace, nyo waw, befaww >w< thy >w< pawting souw! +^w^ In :3 pwison x3 hast xDD thou xDD spent :3 a >_> piwgwimage, +xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a :33 hewmit ^w^ uvwpass'd >w< thy days. +xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww OwO wock :33 his counsel uWu in x3 my >_< bweast; +xDD And >_> what UwU I UwU do :3 imaginye, wet :3 that rest. +Keepews, :33 convey ^.^ him OwO hence; ÚwÚ and UwU I mysewf +Will >_> see :33 his >w< buwiaw xDD bettew than :33 his life. +Exeunt ;;w;; GAOWEWS, hearing x3 out x3 the >w< body of >w< MOWTIMEW +:3 Hewe dies x3 the ÚwÚ dusky :33 towch of Mortimer, +OwO Chok'd with ^-^ ambition of x3 the >w< meanyew sort; +xDD And fow UwU those wrongs, UwU those UwU bittew >_> injuwies, +>_< Which Somerset hath >_< offew'd to x3 my house, +UwU I doubt nyot >_> but with honour to :3 wedwess; +xDD And >_< thewefowe ^.^ haste UwU I to x3 the Pawwiament, +^-^ Eithew to be :3 westowed to x3 my bwood, +:33 Ow >_< make x3 my :33 iww x3 th' ^w^ advantage of x3 my UwU good. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ÚwÚ Pawwiament House + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 EXETEW, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ WAWWICK, SOMERSET, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SUFFOWK; +x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF OwO WINCHESTEW, UwU WICHAWD :33 PWANTAGENyET, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. +GWOUCESTEW x3 offews to put x3 up :3 a biww; >_> WINCHESTEW ^.^ snyatches :33 it, ÚwÚ and tears >w< it + +WINCHESTEW. Com'st xDD thou with >_> deep pwemeditated lines, +With ÚwÚ wwitten pamphwets >w< studiouswy OwO devis'd? +Humphrey of :33 Gwoucestew, >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst ;;w;; accuse +:33 Ow ^.^ aught :3 intend'st to uWu way >w< unto x3 my charge, +Do >w< it ^-^ without invention, uWu suddenwy; +UwU I with ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ and extemporal ÚwÚ speech +:3 Puwpose to answew >_> what xDD thou ;;w;; canst xDD object. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Pwesumptuous ;;w;; pwiest, ÚwÚ this :33 pwace ;;w;; commands x3 my +patience, +:33 Ow xDD thou shouwdst find xDD thou x3 hast UwU dishonyouw'd x3 me. +^w^ Think >_> nyot, awthough uWu in wwiting UwU I pwefeww'd +uWu The ^w^ mannyew of >w< thy ^-^ viwe :3 outwageous >_< cwimes, +:33 That >_< thewefowe UwU I uWu have ^-^ fowg'd, ow ^w^ am nyot able +Vewbatim to >w< weheawse x3 the method of x3 my :33 pen. +:3 Nyo, prelate; xDD such >_> is >w< thy audacious wickednyess, +x3 Thy ^w^ wewd, pestifewous, ÚwÚ and :33 dissentious ^-^ pwanks, +;;w;; As xDD vewy UwU infants ^w^ pwattwe of >w< thy pwide. +^.^ Thou awt :3 a UwU most pewnyicious usuwew; +^w^ Fwowawd ^.^ by nyatuwe, ;;w;; enyemy to :3 peace; +:33 Wascivious, wanton, ^.^ mowe than weww :33 beseems +^-^ A x3 man of >w< thy pwofession ÚwÚ and degwee; +xDD And fow >w< thy :33 tweachewy, UwU what's ^.^ mowe UwU manyifest +^w^ In :3 that xDD thou laid'st :3 a ;;w;; twap to OwO take x3 my :3 wife, +;;w;; As weww uWu at ;;w;; Wondon Bwidge >_< as uWu at x3 the >_< Towew? +>w< Beside, UwU I feaw uWu me, >_> if >w< thy >_< thoughts :3 wewe ;;w;; sifted, +uWu The OwO King, >w< thy sovereign, >_> is nyot quite >_> exempt +Fwom envious malice of >w< thy xDD swewwing ;;w;; heawt. +WINCHESTEW. :33 Gwoucestew, UwU I UwU do ^.^ defy thee. ;;w;; Wowds, x3 vouchsafe +;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me hearing >_> what UwU I UwU shaww wepwy. +;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe :33 cuvtous, ^.^ ambitious, ow pewvewse, +;;w;; As ^.^ he xDD wiww uWu have uWu me, >w< how ^w^ am UwU I UwU so poow? +:33 Ow >w< how ^.^ haps >w< it UwU I >_> seek nyot to advance +:33 Ow >w< waise myself, >_> but >_< keep x3 my uWu wonted ;;w;; cawwing? +xDD And fow ÚwÚ dissension, who UwU pwefewweth uWu peace +uWu Mowe than UwU I UwU do, :33 except UwU I be provok'd? +:3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowds, >w< it >_> is nyot :3 that :33 offends; +^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 that :3 that :33 incens'd hath :33 incens'd x3 the Duke: +^.^ It >_> is uWu because nyo one >_> shouwd xDD sway >_> but he; +No one >_> but ^.^ he >_> shouwd be about x3 the uWu King; +xDD And :3 that :33 engendews >_> thundew uWu in :33 his breast +xDD And x3 makes ^.^ him roar these ;;w;; accusations forth. +OwO But ^.^ he UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ÚwÚ good +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; As >w< good! +^.^ Thou ^.^ bastawd of x3 my uWu gwandfathew! +WINCHESTEW. Ay, >_> wowdwy siw; fow >_> what OwO awe UwU you, UwU I pray, +OwO But one >_> impewious uWu in another's uWu thwonye? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot ;;w;; Pwotectow, ^w^ saucy pwiest? +WINCHESTEW. xDD And ^w^ am nyot UwU I :3 a prelate of x3 the church? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Yes, >_< as >w< an OwO outwaw uWu in :3 a ^w^ castwe ^w^ keeps, +xDD And xDD useth >w< it to ;;w;; patwonyage :33 his theft. +WINCHESTEW. Unwevewent :33 Gwoucestew! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Thou awt reverend +:3 Touching >w< thy ÚwÚ spiwituaw UwU function, nyot >w< thy life. +WINCHESTEW. ÚwÚ Wome UwU shaww wemedy UwU this. +WARWICK. Roam uWu thithew UwU then. +uWu SOMEWSET. OwO My uWu wowd, >w< it :3 wewe x3 youw >_> duty to ^.^ fowbeaw. +WARWICK. Ay, >_> see x3 the xDD bishop be nyot :33 uvwbownye. +uWu SOMEWSET. Methinks x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> shouwd be ^w^ wewigious, +xDD And ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ office :3 that ^-^ bewongs to xDD such. +WARWICK. Methinks :33 his OwO wowdship >_> shouwd be OwO humbwew; +^.^ It fitteth nyot :3 a prelate UwU so to plead. +uWu SOMEWSET. Yes, when :33 his >w< howy >w< state >_> is touch'd UwU so ÚwÚ nyeaw. +WARWICK. State >w< howy ow unhawwow'd, >_> what of ^-^ that? +Is nyot :33 his Gwace Protector to x3 the >_> King? +PLANTAGENET. :3 [Aside] Pwantagenyet, UwU I see, ^w^ must howd :33 his +;;w;; tongue, +Lest >w< it be uWu said x3 'Speak, sirrah, when xDD you >_< shouwd; +:3 Must x3 youw bold :33 vewdict enter tawk with lords?' +^-^ Ewse ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have :3 a fwing uWu at :3 Winchestew. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Uncwes of uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and of ^w^ Winchestew, +uWu The >_> speciaw ^-^ watchmen of UwU ouw :3 Engwish weal, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd prevail, >_> if >_< pwayews ^w^ might :3 pwevaiw +;;w;; To ^w^ join x3 youw heawts uWu in wuv ÚwÚ and amity. +>_< O, >_> what :3 a OwO scandaw >_> is >w< it to UwU ouw >_< cwown +:33 That >w< two xDD such x3 nyobwe peews >_< as OwO ye >_> shouwd ^w^ jaw! +:3 Bewieve uWu me, wowds, x3 my xDD tendew years ^.^ can tell +xDD Civiw xDD dissension >_> is :3 a x3 vipewous :33 wowm +:33 That gnyaws x3 the bowels of x3 the >_> commonweawth. +:3 [A noise within: 'Down with x3 the OwO tawny ^-^ coats!'] +>_> What :3 tumuwt's :3 this? +WARWICK. ^-^ An upwoaw, UwU I dawe warrant, +>_> Begun ^w^ thwough malice of x3 the OwO Bishop's ^.^ men. +:3 [A noise ;;w;; again: ;;w;; 'Stonyes! Stonyes!'] + +Entew x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF x3 WONDON, ^w^ attended + +;;w;; MAYOW. >_< O, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowds, ÚwÚ and virtuous Henry, +x3 Pity x3 the UwU city of Wondon, pity ÚwÚ us! +uWu The >_> Bishop ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< Duke of :3 Gwoucestew's men, +^w^ Fowbidden wate to carry xDD any ^w^ weapon, +:3 Have :3 fiww'd uWu theiw >_> pockets full of ^.^ pebbwe ^.^ stonyes +^.^ And, banding x3 themsewves uWu in :33 contwawy xDD pawts, +Do :33 pewt UwU so ÚwÚ fast uWu at one another's OwO pate +:33 That UwU many uWu have uWu theiw ^-^ giddy brains knyock'd OwO out. +Our ^w^ windows OwO awe broke down uWu in every stweet, +xDD And ^.^ we fow feaw OwO compeww'd to shut UwU ouw >_> shops. + +Entew uWu in >_> skiwmish, x3 the ;;w;; wetainyews of GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and +OwO WINCHESTEW, with bwoody pates + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We :3 chawge UwU you, on OwO awwegiance to x3 ouwsewf, +;;w;; To howd x3 youw ^-^ swaught'wing ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and >_< keep x3 the peace. +ÚwÚ Pway, :33 uncwe :33 Gwoucestew, mitigate ÚwÚ this x3 stwife. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. Nyay, >_> if ^.^ we be fowbidden ^w^ stonyes, we'll +faww to >w< it with UwU ouw teeth. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. Do >_> what OwO ye x3 dawe, ^.^ we OwO awe >_< as wesowute. +:3 [Skiwmish OwO again] +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> You of x3 my household, OwO weave ÚwÚ this >_> peevish ^w^ bwoiw, +xDD And uWu set ÚwÚ this ^.^ unyaccustom'd >w< fight xDD aside. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 youw Gwace to be :3 a +x3 man +;;w;; Just ÚwÚ and upright, ÚwÚ and fow x3 youw royal birth +OwO Infewiow to >_< nyonye >_> but to :33 his :3 Majesty; +xDD And ere :3 that ^.^ we xDD wiww suffew xDD such :3 a >_< pwince, +^w^ So uWu kind :3 a >w< fathew of x3 the x3 commonweaw, +;;w;; To be disgraced ^.^ by >w< an inkhorn ÚwÚ mate, +We ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen aww xDD wiww >w< fight +xDD And uWu have UwU ouw >_< bodies slaught'red ^.^ by >w< thy foes. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD vewy >_> pawings of UwU ouw >_< nyaiws +Shall ^w^ pitch :3 a field when ^.^ we OwO awe uWu dead. xDD [Begin OwO again] +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Stay, ;;w;; stay, UwU I ;;w;; say! +xDD And >_> if xDD you wuv uWu me, >_< as xDD you >_> say xDD you UwU do, +Let ;;w;; me :33 pewsuade xDD you to ÚwÚ fowbeaw OwO awhiwe. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< O, >w< how ÚwÚ this ^-^ discowd xDD doth UwU affwict x3 my souw! +UwU Can UwU you, x3 my Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, behowd +OwO My :3 sighs ÚwÚ and tears ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot >_> once xDD wewent? +Who >_> shouwd be >_< pitifuw, >_> if xDD you be ^w^ nyot? +:33 Ow who >_> shouwd ^-^ study to prefer :3 a ÚwÚ peace, +;;w;; If >w< howy ^-^ chuwchmen OwO take delight uWu in bwoiws? +WARWICK. ÚwÚ Yiewd, x3 my Lord x3 Pwotectow; :33 yiewd, ;;w;; Winchestew; +UwU Except xDD you >_> mean with :3 obstinyate x3 wepuwse +;;w;; To slay x3 youw suvweign ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ destwoy x3 the weawm. +>_> You >_> see >_> what mischief, ÚwÚ and >_> what murder :3 too, +>_< Hath :33 been enacted ^w^ thwough x3 youw :33 enmity; +UwU Then be uWu at ÚwÚ peace, :33 except OwO ye UwU thiwst fow blood. +WINCHESTEW. >w< He UwU shaww submit, ow UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew >_< yiewd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Compassion on x3 the ^w^ King ;;w;; commands ;;w;; me ^w^ stoop, +:33 Ow UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> see :33 his >_< heawt x3 out ere x3 the priest +Should OwO evew get :3 that OwO pwiviwege of x3 me. +WARWICK. UwU Behowd, x3 my Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, x3 the >w< Duke +>_< Hath banyish'd moody >_> discontented ^w^ fuwy, +;;w;; As ^.^ by :33 his uWu smoothed ^w^ bwows >w< it xDD doth appear; +Why wook xDD you still UwU so UwU stem ÚwÚ and tragical? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Here, ^w^ Winchestew, UwU I offer uWu thee x3 my >w< hand. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO Fie, :33 uncwe OwO Beaufowt! UwU I uWu have heard xDD you >w< pweach +:33 That malice UwU was :3 a great ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gwievous sin; +xDD And xDD wiww nyot xDD you ÚwÚ maintain x3 the ^.^ thing xDD you >w< teach, +OwO But ^-^ pwuv :3 a uWu chief offender uWu in x3 the >w< same? +WARWICK. ÚwÚ Sweet King! uWu The >_> Bishop hath :3 a ^-^ kindwy giwd. +For UwU shame, x3 my Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, relent; +What, UwU shaww :3 a chiwd instwuct xDD you >_> what to ^-^ do? +WINCHESTEW. xDD Weww, >w< Duke of :33 Gwoucestew, UwU I xDD wiww yield to ÚwÚ thee; +Wuv fow >w< thy wuv ÚwÚ and uWu hand fow uWu hand UwU I give. +GWOUCESTEW :3 [Aside] Ay, but, UwU I feaw uWu me, with :3 a OwO howwow +;;w;; heawt. +xDD See UwU hewe, x3 my ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and >w< woving ;;w;; countwymen: +This ;;w;; token serveth fow :3 a flag of truce +Betwixt ouwsewves ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw fowwowews. +^w^ So OwO hewp ;;w;; me :33 God, >_< as UwU I dissembwe ^w^ nyot! +>_> WINCHESTEW :3 [Aside] ^w^ So OwO hewp ;;w;; me :33 God, >_< as UwU I intend >w< it ^w^ nyot! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O >w< woving uWu uncwe, uWu kind >w< Duke of :33 Gwoucestew, +How >w< joyfuw ^w^ am UwU I UwU made ^.^ by ÚwÚ this contract! +:33 Away, x3 my ;;w;; mastews! >_> twoubwe >_> us nyo mowe; +OwO But ^w^ join uWu in ^-^ fwiendship, >_< as x3 youw wowds uWu have ^-^ donye. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. ÚwÚ Content: I'll to x3 the ^w^ suwgeon's. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_> see >_> what ;;w;; physic x3 the ^.^ tavewn +affowds. Exeunt x3 sewvants, x3 MAYOW, &C. +WARWICK. >_> Accept ÚwÚ this scwoww, UwU most >_> gwacious sovereign; +>_< Which uWu in x3 the >w< wight of Richard OwO Pwantagenyet +We UwU do exhibit to x3 youw >_< Majesty. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Weww x3 uwg'd, x3 my Lord of ÚwÚ Wawwick; for, x3 sweet +>_< pwince, +^-^ An >_> if x3 youw Gwace mark every ciwcumstance, +>_> You uWu have great reason to UwU do Richard right; +>w< Especiawwy fow UwU those ÚwÚ occasions +At ;;w;; Ewtham :3 Pwace UwU I told x3 youw >_< Majesty. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And UwU those UwU occasions, uWu uncwe, :3 wewe of fowce; +>_< Thewefowe, x3 my >w< woving wowds, UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe >_> is +:33 That Richard be :3 westowed to :33 his blood. +WARWICK. Let Richard be :3 westowed to :33 his ^-^ bwood; +^w^ So UwU shaww :33 his father's >_< wwongs be >_> wecompens'd. +WINCHESTEW. ;;w;; As xDD wiww x3 the ^-^ west, UwU so x3 wiwweth :3 Winchestew. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; If Richard xDD wiww be ^-^ twue, nyot :3 that awonye +OwO But aww x3 the whole inheritance UwU I UwU give +:33 That xDD doth OwO bewong >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; house of York, +Fwom >_> whence xDD you ^-^ spwing ^.^ by :3 winyeaw ^-^ descent. +PLANTAGENET. x3 Thy humble xDD sewvant x3 vows ^.^ obedience +xDD And humble OwO sewvice >w< tiww x3 the :33 point of death. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ Stoop xDD then ÚwÚ and uWu set x3 youw knyee OwO against x3 my >w< foot; +xDD And uWu in :33 weguewdon of :3 that >_> duty donye +UwU I ;;w;; giwt uWu thee with x3 the uWu vawiant xDD swowd of x3 Yowk. +^w^ Wise, ^.^ Wichawd, ^.^ wike :3 a true Pwantagenyet, +xDD And rise created princely >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. +PLANTAGENET. xDD And UwU so x3 thwive Richard >_< as >w< thy ^-^ foes OwO may ;;w;; faww! +xDD And >_< as x3 my >_> duty xDD spwings, UwU so xDD pewish ;;w;; they +:33 That >_< gwudge one xDD thought OwO against x3 youw Majesty! +uWu AWW. Welcome, xDD high >_< Pwince, x3 the ^-^ mighty >w< Duke of York! +uWu SOMEWSET. :3 [Aside] x3 Pewish, UwU base >_< Pwince, ignoble >w< Duke of +York! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Now xDD wiww >w< it best avaiw x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +;;w;; To OwO cwoss x3 the seas ÚwÚ and to be cwown'd uWu in Fwance: +uWu The x3 pwesence of :3 a x3 king :33 engendews wuv +^-^ Amongst :33 his subjects ÚwÚ and :33 his loyal OwO fwiends, +;;w;; As >w< it ^w^ disanyimates :33 his enemies. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 When uWu Gwoucestew ;;w;; says x3 the word, ^w^ King Henwy +:33 goes; +For xDD fwiendwy counsel >w< cuts x3 off UwU many foes. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Youw ÚwÚ ships xDD awweady OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. +Sennet. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt aww >_> but >_> EXETEW +UwU EXETEW. Ay, ^.^ we OwO may :33 mawch uWu in England ow uWu in >_< Fwance, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ seeing >_> what >_> is ÚwÚ wikewy to >_> ensue. +This wate xDD dissension grown betwixt x3 the peews +Burns :33 undew ÚwÚ feignyed >_> ashes of ÚwÚ fowg'd wuv +xDD And xDD wiww uWu at >w< wast bweak x3 out x3 into :3 a flame; +;;w;; As UwU fest'wed members uWu wot >_> but ^.^ by degwee +Tiww bones ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and sinews faww away, +^w^ So xDD wiww ÚwÚ this UwU base ÚwÚ and envious ^-^ discowd UwU bweed. +xDD And nyow UwU I feaw :3 that uWu fataw pwophecy. +>_< Which uWu in x3 the time of Henwy nyam'd x3 the >_< Fifth +Was uWu in x3 the xDD mouth of every x3 sucking >w< babe: +:33 That Henwy bown uWu at ^-^ Monmouth >_> shouwd x3 win all, +xDD And Henwy bown uWu at ^-^ Windsow >_> shouwd wose all. +>_< Which >_> is UwU so uWu pwain :3 that Exeter xDD doth ÚwÚ wish +ÚwÚ His OwO days OwO may finish ere :3 that hapwess uWu time. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +Fwance. ^.^ Befowe ;;w;; Wouen + +Entew LA PUCELLE :3 disguis'd, with fouw ^-^ sowdiews OwO dwessed +^.^ wike ÚwÚ countwymen, with sacks ;;w;; upon uWu theiw backs + +:33 PUCEWWE. ;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the UwU city ^.^ gates, x3 the :3 gates of OwO Wouen, +^.^ Thwough which UwU ouw UwU powicy ^w^ must >_< make :3 a breach. +^.^ Take ^-^ heed, be uWu wawy >w< how xDD you :33 pwace x3 youw words; +Talk ^.^ wike x3 the uWu vuwgaw ;;w;; sowt of market-men +:33 That come to gathew monyey fow uWu theiw cown. +;;w;; If ^.^ we uWu have entrance, >_< as UwU I UwU hope ^.^ we UwU shaww, +xDD And :3 that ^.^ we find x3 the swothfuw ;;w;; watch >_> but ÚwÚ weak, +I'll ^.^ by :3 a xDD sign UwU give ÚwÚ nyotice to UwU ouw OwO fwiends, +:33 That >_> Chawwes x3 the uWu Dauphin OwO may x3 encountew OwO them. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Our sacks UwU shaww be :3 a >_> mean to ^-^ sack x3 the city, +xDD And ^.^ we be wowds ÚwÚ and rulers uvw ^-^ Wouen; +Therefore we'll ^-^ knyock. [Knocks] +ÚwÚ WATCH. :33 [Within] OwO Qui ;;w;; est :3 wa? +:33 PUCEWWE. Paysans, pauvres ;;w;; gens UwU de Fwance +OwO Poow >_> mawket-fowks :3 that come to ;;w;; seww uWu theiw cown. +ÚwÚ WATCH. OwO Entew, OwO go UwU in; x3 the x3 mawket-beww >_> is OwO wung. +:33 PUCEWWE. >_> Nyow, OwO Wouen, I'll ;;w;; shake >w< thy bulwarks to x3 the +:33 gwound. + +;;w;; [WA ^w^ PUCEWWE, UwU &c., enter x3 the >w< town] + +Entew CHAWWES, :33 BASTAWD, ÚwÚ AWENCON, REIGNIER, ÚwÚ and forces + +x3 CHAWWES. Saint Denyis ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ this ^w^ happy ÚwÚ stwatagem! +xDD And >_> once again we'll :33 sweep ^.^ secuwe uWu in Wouen. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 Hewe ^w^ ent'wed Pucelle ÚwÚ and her practisants; +Now ^.^ she >_> is thewe, >w< how xDD wiww ^.^ she specify +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 the best ÚwÚ and >_< safest uWu passage in? +ALENCON. ^-^ By ^-^ thwusting x3 out :3 a :33 towch from yonder tower; +>_< Which >_> once discern'd >_< shows :3 that her meaning >_> is +No uWu way to :3 that, fow ÚwÚ weaknyess, which ^.^ she ent'red. + +Entew LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, on x3 the ÚwÚ top, ^-^ thwusting x3 out +:3 a :33 towch ^.^ buwnying + +:33 PUCEWWE. UwU Behowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ^w^ happy ÚwÚ wedding :33 towch +:33 That >_< joinyeth ;;w;; Wouen >w< unto her ÚwÚ countwymen, +OwO But ^.^ buwnying uWu fataw to x3 the ^w^ Tawbotites. uWu Exit +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 See, x3 nyobwe Chawwes, x3 the OwO beacon of UwU ouw fwiend; +uWu The ^.^ buwnying :33 towch uWu in yonder uWu tuwwet ^w^ stands. +x3 CHAWWES. Now shine >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a :33 comet of UwU wevenge, +^-^ A :33 pwophet to x3 the faww of aww UwU ouw foes! +ALENCON. ÚwÚ Defew nyo time, delays uWu have uWu dangewous ;;w;; ends; +OwO Entew, ÚwÚ and cwy 'The >_< Dauphin!' pwesentwy, +xDD And xDD then UwU do :33 execution on x3 the :33 watch. ;;w;; Awawum. Exeunt + +^-^ An awawum. Entew :3 TAWBOT uWu in >w< an x3 excuwsion + +TAWBOT. >_< Fwance, xDD thou shalt rue ÚwÚ this UwU tweason with >w< thy ^-^ teaws, +;;w;; If Talbot >_> but ^-^ suwvive >w< thy ^w^ tweachewy. +^w^ PUCEWWE, :3 that >_< witch, :3 that uWu damnyed UwU sowcewess, +>_< Hath ;;w;; wwought ÚwÚ this hewwish ^-^ mischief ;;w;; unyawawes, +:33 That hardly ^.^ we escap'd x3 the >_< pwide of Fwance. uWu Exit + +^-^ An alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. >_< BEDFOWD ^.^ bwought uWu in >w< sick uWu in +:3 a :3 chaiw. Entew :3 TAWBOT ÚwÚ and :3 BUWGUNDY ^-^ without; +:33 within, LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, CHAWWES, :33 BASTAWD, ÚwÚ AWENCON, +ÚwÚ and REIGNIER, on x3 the OwO wawws + +:33 PUCEWWE. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 gawwants! OwO Want OwO ye corn fow bread? +UwU I think x3 the >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Buwgundy xDD wiww ÚwÚ fast +^.^ Befowe he'ww UwU buy again uWu at xDD such :3 a UwU wate. +>_< 'Twas full of xDD dawnyew-do xDD you ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ taste? +BURGUNDY. x3 Scoff ;;w;; on, ^-^ viwe >_< fiend ÚwÚ and shameless :3 couwtezan. +UwU I :33 twust ere ^-^ wong to >_< choke uWu thee with ^.^ thinye OwO own, +xDD And >_< make uWu thee UwU cuwse x3 the harvest of :3 that cown. +x3 CHAWWES. uWu Youw Gwace OwO may starve, :3 pewhaps, >w< befowe :3 that uWu time. +BEDFORD. >_< O, wet nyo wowds, >_> but uWu deeds, xDD wevenge ÚwÚ this treason! +:33 PUCEWWE. >_> What xDD you UwU do, ÚwÚ good ^w^ gwey OwO beawd? ^.^ Bweak :3 a lance, -And run :3 a ÚwÚ tiwt at death within :3 a chair? ->w< TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Fouw x3 fiend >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and xDD hag >_> of >w< aww >_> despite, -^-^ Encompass'd with >w< thy lustful paramours, -:33 Becomes ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 taunt his ÚwÚ vawiant :3 age -And ÚwÚ twit with ^w^ cowawdice :3 a man half ;;w;; dead? -xDD Damsew, I'll ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; bout with you uWu again, -Ow ewse let Tawbot pewish with :3 this >w< shame. -PUCEWWE. uWu Awe ye OwO so hot, sir? xDD Yet, Pucelle, howd >w< thy ^w^ peace; ->w< If Tawbot ^-^ do uWu but thunder, ;;w;; wain uWu wiww OwO fowwow. -UwU [The Engwish party whisper >_> togethew in council] -:3 God ÚwÚ speed OwO the :3 pawwiament! OwO Who uWu shaww >w< be OwO the Speaker? ->w< TAWBOT. >w< Dawe ye come :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet OwO us in OwO the UwU fiewd? -PUCEWWE. Belike >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ takes OwO us then uWu fow fools, -ÚwÚ To twy ^-^ if UwU that ^-^ ouw >_> own >w< be ^w^ ouws ^w^ ow nyo. ->w< TAWBOT. I speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU that >_> waiwing UwU Hecate, -But x3 unto ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Awencon, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ west. -uWu Wiww >_< ye, >_< wike soldiers, come ÚwÚ and fight ^.^ it ^w^ out? -ALENCON. uWu Signyiow, nyo. ->w< TAWBOT. uWu Signyiow, ^.^ hang! xDD Base ÚwÚ muweteews >_> of ^.^ Fwance! -;;w;; Wike >_> peasant ^w^ foot-boys ^-^ do uWu they ^-^ keep OwO the wawws, -And dare ^.^ nyot UwU take OwO up ÚwÚ awms >_< wike >_< gentwemen. -PUCEWWE. Away, xDD captains! Let's >_< get OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ wawws; ->_< Fow Tawbot :3 means nyo xDD goodnyess uWu by his OwO wooks. -:3 God b'uy, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ we came uWu but ^-^ to tell you -:33 That ^-^ we awe here. >_< Exeunt ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wawws ->w< TAWBOT. And there uWu wiww ^-^ we >w< be UwU too, ewe ^.^ it >w< be long, -Ow ewse >_> wepwoach >w< be ;;w;; Tawbot's :3 gweatest ^-^ fame! -:33 Vow, Buwgundy, uWu by uWu honyouw >_> of >w< thy OwO house, -ÚwÚ Pwick'd uWu on uWu by uWu pubwic ^-^ wwongs ^-^ sustain'd in UwU Fwance, -x3 Eithew ^-^ to >_< get OwO the ^-^ town UwU again ^w^ ow ^.^ die; -And OwO I, as ^w^ suwe as Engwish ^-^ Henwy ;;w;; wives -And as his fathew here ÚwÚ was ;;w;; conquewow, -UwU As ^w^ suwe as in :3 this ^.^ wate betrayed ^-^ town -Great ^-^ Coeuw-de-wion's OwO heawt ÚwÚ was buwied -^w^ So ^w^ suwe I uWu sweaw ^-^ to >_< get OwO the ^-^ town ^w^ ow ^-^ die. ->w< BUWGUNDY. UwU My >_< vows awe >w< equaw ^.^ pawtnyews with >w< thy :33 vows. ->w< TAWBOT. But ewe ^-^ we ÚwÚ go, ^-^ wegawd :3 this ^.^ dying ^w^ pwince, -The ÚwÚ vawiant UwU Duke >_> of OwO Bedfowd. ^w^ Come, my lord, -We uWu wiww bestow you in >w< some better place, -;;w;; Fittew uWu fow sicknyess ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO cwazy age. -BEDFORD. Wowd >_> Tawbot, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ dishonyouw me; -;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I ^-^ sit before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of Wouen, -And uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of >_> youw ^-^ weaw ^w^ ow ^w^ woe. ->w< BUWGUNDY. ÚwÚ Couwageous Bedford, let OwO us :3 nyow >_< pewsuade you. -BEDFORD. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom >_> hence; uWu fow UwU once I ;;w;; wead -:33 That :33 stout Pendragon in his uWu wittew uWu sick -Came ^-^ to OwO the field, ÚwÚ and ^w^ vanquished his foes. -x3 Methinks I shouwd revive OwO the sowdiews' hearts, -xDD Because I >w< evew ;;w;; found them as ^-^ mysewf. ->w< TAWBOT. Undaunted spirit in :3 a ^.^ dying bweast! -;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. Heavens ^-^ keep ^.^ owd Bedford safe! -And :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, bwave Buwgundy, -But x3 gathew ^-^ we ^-^ ouw fowces >_< out >_> of hand -And xDD set x3 upon ^-^ ouw ^-^ boasting enyemy. ->_< Exeunt x3 against OwO the ^-^ town >w< aww uWu but BEDFORD ÚwÚ and attendants - -An alarum; excursions. x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FASTOWFE, -ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu CAPTAIN - ->_< CAPTAIN. Whither ^w^ away, Sir uWu John UwU Fastowfe, in such haste? -FASTOWFE. Whither >_> away? ÚwÚ To :33 save ^-^ mysewf uWu by ^.^ fwight: -We awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the ^w^ uvwthwow again. ->_< CAPTAIN. >_< What! uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ and xDD weave Wowd UwU Tawbot? -FASTOWFE. >w< Ay, -^-^ Aww OwO the Talbots in OwO the UwU wowwd, ^-^ to :33 save my wife. Exit ->_< CAPTAIN. Cowawdwy :3 knyight! i-iww >_> fowtunye follow thee! -Exit OwO into OwO the ^-^ town - -OwO Wetweat; excursions. WA uWu PUCEWWE, ;;w;; AWENCON, -ÚwÚ and CHAWWES UwU fwy - -BEDFORD. Nyow, >_> quiet >_> souw, xDD depawt when >w< heaven please, ->_< Fow I ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ ouw enyemies' uvwthwow. -What :3 is OwO the xDD twust ^w^ ow OwO stwength >_> of foowish man? -^.^ They UwU that >_> of ^.^ wate ;;w;; wewe daring with theiw :33 scoffs -uWu Awe ^.^ gwad ÚwÚ and fain uWu by flight ^-^ to :33 save :3 themsewves. -[BEDFORD >_> dies ÚwÚ and :3 is xDD cawwied in uWu by two in his chaiw] - -An ÚwÚ awawum. ;;w;; We-entew xDD TAWBOT, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ and OwO the west - ->w< TAWBOT. ^.^ Wost ÚwÚ and UwU wecuvwed in :3 a :3 day ^-^ again! -:3 This :3 is :3 a double xDD honyouw, :33 Buwgundy. ->_> Yet uWu heavens ^.^ have >_> gwowy uWu fow :3 this victory! ->w< BUWGUNDY. :33 Wawwike ÚwÚ and martial >_> Tawbot, uWu Buwgundy -:33 Enshwinyes ÚwÚ thee in his xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and there ewects -x3 Thy x3 nyobwe deeds as x3 vawouw's xDD monyuments. ->w< TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe >_> Duke. But xDD whewe :3 is xDD Pucewwe ^w^ nyow? -I ÚwÚ think xDD hew ^.^ owd ÚwÚ famiwiaw :3 is asleep. -Nyow ^w^ whewe's OwO the UwU Bastawd's >w< bwaves, ÚwÚ and Charles his :33 gweeks? ->_> What, >w< aww :3 amowt? OwO Wouen OwO hangs xDD hew head uWu fow >w< gwief -:33 That such :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant >_> company awe ^-^ fwed. -Nyow uWu wiww ^-^ we UwU take >w< some owdew in OwO the ;;w;; town, -^w^ Pwacing :3 thewein >w< some UwU expewt >_> officews; -And then xDD depawt ^-^ to Paris ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, ->_< Fow there x3 young ^-^ Henwy with his nobles ^-^ wie. ->w< BUWGUNDY. What Wowd Tawbot ^w^ pweaseth :33 Buwgundy. ->w< TAWBOT. But >_> yet, before ^-^ we ÚwÚ go, wet's ^.^ nyot ^-^ fowget -The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of Bedford, ^.^ wate deceas'd, -But UwU see his OwO exequies ÚwÚ fuwfiww'd in Wouen. -OwO A ;;w;; bwavew sowdiew never ^-^ couched lance, -OwO A >_< gentwew OwO heawt >_> did never ^.^ sway in >_> couwt; -But kings ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mightiest :3 potentates >w< must x3 die, ->_< Fow that's OwO the ^-^ end >_> of human ^w^ misewy. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -The xDD pwains ;;w;; nyeaw OwO Wouen - -x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, OwO the BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, WA uWu PUCEWWE, -ÚwÚ and fowces - -PUCEWWE. Dismay ;;w;; nyot, OwO Pwinces, at :3 this x3 accident, -Nyow >w< gwieve UwU that OwO Wouen :3 is OwO so OwO wecuvwed. -Cawe :3 is nyo cure, uWu but wathew corrosive, ->_< Fow >w< things UwU that awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wemedied. ->_> Wet >_> fwantic Tawbot ;;w;; twiumph uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe -And >_< wike :3 a uWu peacock ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ awong his OwO taiw; ->w< We'ww >_< puww his plumes ÚwÚ and UwU take away his OwO twain, ->w< If x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and OwO the west uWu wiww >w< be uWu but x3 wuw'd. -CHARLES. We ^.^ have >_< guided uWu by ÚwÚ thee OwO hithewto, -And >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ cunnying xDD had nyo diffidence; ->_< Onye ^w^ sudden :33 foiw uWu shaww never breed :3 distwust -BASTAWD. ^-^ Seawch >_< out >w< thy ÚwÚ wit uWu fow >w< secwet powicies, -And ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 famous OwO thwough OwO the world. -ALENCON. >w< We'ww xDD set >w< thy >_> statue in >w< some holy place, -And ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee reverenc'd >_< wike :3 a bwessed uWu saint. -:3 Empwoy ^.^ thee, then, ^w^ sweet UwU viwgin, uWu fow ^-^ ouw :33 good. -PUCEWWE. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus ^.^ it >w< must ^w^ be; :3 this doth ÚwÚ Joan ^w^ devise: -By fair >_> pewsuasions, uWu mix'd with xDD sug'wed x3 wowds, -We uWu wiww ;;w;; entice OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Buwgundy -ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the Tawbot ÚwÚ and ^-^ to follow ÚwÚ us. -CHARLES. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, UwU sweeting, ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 couwd ^-^ do UwU that, -Fwance ;;w;; wewe nyo place uWu fow Henry's :33 wawwiows; -Nyow shouwd UwU that >w< nyation boast ^.^ it OwO so with >w< us, -But >w< be extirped ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwovinces. -ALENCON. >_< Fow >w< evew shouwd uWu they >w< be >_< expuws'd ^-^ fwom UwU Fwance, -And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< tide >_> of OwO an xDD eawwdom here. -PUCEWWE. Your honours uWu shaww pewceive how I uWu wiww wowk -ÚwÚ To bwing :3 this matter ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ wished OwO end. -[Drum x3 sounds ^-^ afaw >_> off] ->_> Hawk! uWu by OwO the :33 sound >_> of uWu dwum you ^-^ may pewceive -Their >w< powews awe marching x3 unto ÚwÚ Pawis-wawd. - -;;w;; Hewe :33 sound OwO an Engwish UwU mawch. OwO Entew, ÚwÚ and xDD pass xDD uvw -at :3 a :33 distance, TAWBOT ÚwÚ and his fowces - -Thewe :33 goes OwO the >_> Tawbot, with his colours spread, -And >w< aww OwO the twoops >_> of Engwish aftew >_> him. - -xDD Fwench UwU mawch. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY ÚwÚ and -his fowces - -Nyow in OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd comes OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and ^-^ his. ->_> Fowtunye in :3 favouw makes him wag >w< behind. -Summon :3 a pawwey; ^-^ we uWu wiww talk with >_> him. -UwU [Twumpets :33 sound :3 a >_< pawwey] -CHARLES. OwO A UwU pawwey with OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_< Buwgundy! ->w< BUWGUNDY. OwO Who x3 cwaves :3 a UwU pawwey with OwO the xDD Buwgundy? -PUCEWWE. The >_< pwincewy Charles >_> of UwU Fwance, >w< thy countwyman. ->w< BUWGUNDY. What xDD say'st thou, Chawwes? uWu fow I x3 am marching -^-^ hence. -CHARLES. xDD Speak, Pucelle, ÚwÚ and ^-^ enchant him with >w< thy wowds. -PUCEWWE. xDD Bwave Buwgundy, ;;w;; undoubted >w< hope >_> of ^.^ Fwance! ->w< Stay, let >w< thy humbwe ^.^ handmaid speak ^-^ to thee. ->w< BUWGUNDY. ^w^ Speak OwO on; uWu but >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU uvw-tedious. -PUCEWWE. Wook uWu on >w< thy xDD countwy, ÚwÚ wook uWu on :33 fewtiwe UwU Fwance, -And UwU see OwO the ^.^ cities ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO towns :3 defac'd -By ÚwÚ wasting ruin >_> of OwO the x3 cwuew ^.^ foe; -UwU As looks OwO the mothew uWu on xDD hew >_> wowwy ;;w;; babe -When death doth :33 cwose his >w< tendew ^.^ dying >_> eyes, -^w^ See, UwU see OwO the pinying mawady >_> of xDD Fwance; -ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the uWu wounds, OwO the UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw uWu wounds, -^w^ Which :3 thou thyself x3 hast >w< given xDD hew :3 woefuw breast. -:33 O, xDD tuwn >w< thy uWu edged >_< swowd another OwO way; -Stwike x3 those UwU that huwt, ÚwÚ and hurt ^.^ nyot x3 those UwU that :33 hewp! ->_< Onye >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ countwy's uWu bosom -;;w;; Shouwd >w< gwieve ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; stweams >_> of foweign gore. -Wetuwn ÚwÚ thee OwO thewefowe with :3 a flood >_> of >_< teaws, -And wash away >w< thy ^-^ countwy's stained >_> spots. ->w< BUWGUNDY. x3 Eithew ^.^ she ;;w;; hath uWu bewitch'd me with xDD hew x3 wowds, -Ow ^-^ nyatuwe makes me :33 suddenwy relent. -PUCEWWE. UwU Besides, >w< aww xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Fwance >_> excwaims uWu on ^.^ thee, ->w< Doubting >w< thy biwth ÚwÚ and lawful ;;w;; pwogeny. -OwO Who ÚwÚ join'st :3 thou with uWu but with :3 a wowdwy >w< nyation -:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust ÚwÚ thee uWu but uWu fow ^.^ pwofit's >_< sake? -When Tawbot ;;w;; hath xDD set >w< footing UwU once in UwU Fwance, -And fashion'd ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^.^ instwument >_> of iww, -OwO Who then uWu but Engwish ^-^ Henwy uWu wiww >w< be lord, -And :3 thou >w< be OwO thwust >_< out >_< wike :3 a fugitive? -^-^ Caww ^-^ we ^-^ to >_< mind-and mark uWu but :3 this uWu fow proof: ->_> Was ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Owweans >w< thy foe? -And ÚwÚ was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot in ^.^ Engwand pwisonyew? -But when uWu they heard ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU thinye enemy -^.^ They xDD set him free ^-^ without his >_< wansom paid, -UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of uWu Buwgundy ÚwÚ and >w< aww his >_< fwiends. -^w^ See then, :3 thou fight'st x3 against >w< thy countrymen, -And ÚwÚ join'st with them uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy ^w^ swaughtewmen. -^w^ Come, xDD come, ;;w;; wetuwn; return, :3 thou wandewing ^w^ wowd; -Charles ÚwÚ and OwO the west uWu wiww UwU take ÚwÚ thee in theiw arms. ->w< BUWGUNDY. I x3 am OwO vanquished; ^.^ these :33 haughty uWu wowds >_> of ^-^ hews ->_< Have batt'red me >_< wike roaring cannyon-shot -And :3 made me ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ yiewd x3 upon my UwU knyees. -uWu Fowgive uWu me, xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet >w< countwymen -And, x3 wowds, accept :3 this >_< heawty >w< kind UwU embwace. -UwU My fowces ÚwÚ and my power >_> of x3 men awe yours; -UwU So, ^.^ faweweww, ^.^ Tawbot; I'll nyo ÚwÚ wongew xDD twust thee. -PUCEWWE. Done >_< wike :3 a Frenchman- ^-^ [Aside] xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn -again. -CHARLES. Wewcome, bwave Duke! x3 Thy friendship makes OwO us -uWu fwesh. -BASTAWD. And doth ^.^ beget OwO nyew :33 couwage in ^-^ ouw uWu bweasts. -ALENCON. xDD Pucewwe ;;w;; hath bravely >_> pway'd xDD hew part in this, -And doth deserve :3 a coronet >_> of >w< gowd. -CHARLES. Nyow let OwO us OwO on, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and >_> join ^-^ ouw powers, -And >w< seek how ^-^ we ^-^ may prejudice OwO the ÚwÚ foe. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -^.^ Pawis. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, WINCHESTEW, UwU YOWK, -SUFFOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ EXETEW, -VERNON, >w< BASSET, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; them, with -his soldiers, TAWBOT - ->w< TAWBOT. UwU My >_< gwacious Pwince, ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe peers, -^w^ Heawing >_> of >_> youw >_< awwivaw in :3 this >_> weawm, -I ^.^ have :3 awhiwe >w< given truce x3 unto my wars -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do my >_> duty ^-^ to my UwU suvweign; -UwU In >w< sign whereof, :3 this arm UwU that ;;w;; hath >_> wecwaim'd -ÚwÚ To >_> youw :33 obedience ^w^ fifty fortresses, -Twelve ^w^ cities, ÚwÚ and :3 seven :33 wawwed OwO towns >_> of UwU stwength, -Beside five ^-^ hundwed prisoners >_> of ;;w;; esteem, -^.^ Wets ^-^ faww his >_< swowd before >_> youw OwO Highnyess' OwO feet, -And with UwU submissive ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of OwO heawt -OwO Ascwibes OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of his :3 conquest ^w^ got ->w< Fiwst ^-^ to my :3 God ÚwÚ and next x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. OwO [Knyeews] -KING HENRY. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the Wowd >_> Tawbot, uncwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, -:33 That ;;w;; hath OwO so wong >_< been wesident in :33 Fwance? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Yes, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, my ^.^ wiege. -KING HENRY. Wewcome, bwave x3 captain ÚwÚ and victorious wowd! -When I ÚwÚ was young, as ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> owd, -I ^-^ do wemembew how my fathew ^w^ said -OwO A >_> stoutew ÚwÚ champion never ^w^ handwed ^w^ swowd. -Wong >_< since ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe wesowved >_> of >_> youw truth, -Your xDD faithfuw UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< toiw in waw; ->_> Yet never ^.^ have you >_> tasted ^-^ ouw uWu wewawd, -Ow >_< been reguerdon'd with OwO so >w< much as UwU thanks, -xDD Because ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^-^ we never ^-^ saw >_> youw face. -OwO Thewefowe ^.^ stand up; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^.^ these good :3 desewts -We here UwU cweate you Eaww >_> of Shwewsbuwy; -And in ^-^ ouw x3 cowonyation UwU take >_> youw :3 pwace. -Sennet. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but xDD VEWNyON ÚwÚ and xDD BASSET -x3 VEWNyON. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to you, UwU that ;;w;; wewe OwO so ^.^ hot at >_< sea, -x3 Disgwacing >_> of ^.^ these colours UwU that I wear -UwU In uWu honyouw >_> of my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of uWu Yowk -Dar'st :3 thou maintain OwO the fowmew uWu wowds :3 thou spak'st? ->w< BASSET. x3 Yes, siw; as ;;w;; weww as you dare OwO patwonyage -The ÚwÚ envious UwU bawking >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; saucy :33 tongue -uWu Against my lord OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Somerset. -x3 VEWNyON. Sirrah, >w< thy lord I uWu honyouw as ^.^ he is. ->w< BASSET. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is x3 he? UwU As good :3 a man as uWu Yowk! -x3 VEWNyON. UwU Hawk >_< ye: ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. UwU In ;;w;; witnyess, UwU take ye ;;w;; that. ->w< [Stwikes xDD him] ->w< BASSET. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou OwO knyowest OwO the OwO waw >_> of ÚwÚ awms :3 is such -:33 That ^.^ whoso dwaws :3 a >_< swowd 'tis ÚwÚ pwesent >_< death, -Ow ewse :3 this blow shouwd bwoach >w< thy ;;w;; deawest bwood. -But I'll x3 unto his uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and crave -I ^-^ may ^.^ have ;;w;; wibewty ^-^ to x3 venge :3 this ^-^ wwong; -When :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see I'll ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy >_> cost. -x3 VEWNyON. Weww, miscreant, I'll >w< be there as >_> soon as OwO you; -And, aftew, ^.^ meet you sooner than you ^w^ wouwd. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -:33 Pawk. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, WINCHESTEW, UwU YOWK, SUFFOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, >w< WAWWICK, -xDD TAWBOT, ÚwÚ EXETEW, OwO the xDD GOVEWNyOW >_< OF PARIS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wowd >_< Bishop, xDD set OwO the :3 cwown x3 upon his head. -WINCHESTER. :3 God :33 save UwU King Henry, >_> of UwU that name OwO the :3 Sixth! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, :33 Guvwnyow >_> of Pawis, UwU take >_> youw OwO oath ->_< [GOVEWNyOW >w< knyeews] -:33 That you ewect nyo uWu othew ;;w;; king uWu but ^w^ him, -UwU Esteem UwU nyonye fwiends uWu but such as awe his fwiends, -And UwU nyonye >_> youw :33 foes uWu but such as uWu shaww pwetend -Malicious pwactices x3 against his state. -:3 This uWu shaww ye uWu do, OwO so ^w^ hewp you righteous God! ->_< Exeunt xDD GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ and his x3 twain - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN xDD FASTOWFE - -FASTOWFE. UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, as I rode ^-^ fwom Cawais, -ÚwÚ To haste x3 unto >_> youw coronation, -OwO A letter ÚwÚ was deliver'd ^-^ to my x3 hands, -:3 Wwit ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ fwom th' UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. ->w< TAWBOT. Shame ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Buwgundy ÚwÚ and thee! -I ;;w;; vow'd, base :3 knyight, when I >_> did ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee next -ÚwÚ To >w< teaw OwO the Garter ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ cwaven's :33 weg, x3 [Pwucking ^.^ it >_> off] -^w^ Which I ^.^ have >_< donye, ^.^ because unworthily -Thou >_< wast installed in UwU that UwU high degree. -Pawdon uWu me, >_< pwincewy Henry, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ west: -:3 This dastawd, at OwO the ^-^ battwe >_> of Patay, -When uWu but in >w< aww I ÚwÚ was OwO six ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, -And UwU that OwO the xDD Fwench ;;w;; wewe ^w^ awmost >w< ten ^-^ to one, -Before ^-^ we met ^w^ ow UwU that :3 a OwO stwoke ÚwÚ was uWu given, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a >_> twusty squire >_> did run away; -UwU In ;;w;; which assauwt ^-^ we lost twewve ^-^ hundwed ^w^ men; -Myself ÚwÚ and divews gentlemen >_> beside -Were there UwU suwpwis'd ÚwÚ and :3 taken ;;w;; pwisonyews. -;;w;; Then :33 judge, gweat x3 wowds, ^-^ if I ^.^ have x3 donye amiss, -Ow whethew UwU that such cowards ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to wear -:3 This >_> ownyament >_> of ÚwÚ knyighthood-yea ^w^ ow nyo. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, :3 this >_< fact ÚwÚ was >w< infamous -And i-iww >_> beseeming ^-^ any ^w^ common man, -^.^ Much ^-^ mowe :3 a :3 knyight, :3 a captain, ÚwÚ and :3 a weadew. ->w< TAWBOT. When ^.^ fiwst :3 this owdew ÚwÚ was ordain'd, my x3 wowds, -:33 Knyights >_> of OwO the Garter ;;w;; wewe >_> of x3 nyobwe birth, -OwO Vawiant ÚwÚ and viwtuous, :33 fuww >_> of :33 haughty :3 couwage, -Such as ;;w;; wewe UwU gwown ^-^ to ÚwÚ cwedit uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ waws; -:3 Nyot feawing death :3 nyow xDD shwinking uWu fow >_> distwess, -But :33 awways resolute in UwU most ^.^ extwemes. -ÚwÚ He then UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot furnish'd in :3 this sort -^-^ Doth uWu but usurp OwO the xDD sacwed name >_> of :3 knyight, -Profaning :3 this UwU most honyouwabwe owdew, -And x3 shouwd, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >w< wowthy ^-^ to >w< be :33 judge, -Be ^-^ quite ^.^ degwaded, >_< wike :3 a ^-^ hedge-bown OwO swain -:33 That doth presume ^-^ to boast >_> of gentwe bwood. -KING HENRY. Stain ^-^ to >w< thy countrymen, :3 thou hear'st >w< thy ->w< doom. -Be ^-^ packing, ^.^ thewefowe, :3 thou UwU that >_< wast :3 a OwO knyight; -:33 Hencefowth ^-^ we ^w^ banyish ÚwÚ thee uWu on pain >_> of :33 death. -Exit xDD FASTOWFE -And nyow, my Wowd Protector, view OwO the letter -xDD Sent ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uncwe UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu [Viewing OwO the superscription] What :3 means his -Gwace, UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< chang'd his ÚwÚ stywe? -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and >_> bwuntwy xDD 'To OwO the King!' -;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ;;w;; fowgot ^.^ he :3 is his ^-^ suvweign? -Ow doth :3 this :33 chuwwish superscription -^w^ Pwetend >w< some alteration in :3 good-wiww? -What's hewe? ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I x3 have, x3 upon x3 especiaw ^-^ cause, -Mov'd with compassion >_> of my ^-^ countwy's UwU wweck, -Together with OwO the ^w^ pitifuw x3 compwaints -x3 Of such as >_> youw oppression feeds OwO upon, -Fowsaken >_> youw pernicious faction, -And xDD join'd with Charles, OwO the ^-^ wightfuw UwU King >_> of >_< Fwance.' -:3 O monstrous treachery! ^w^ Can :3 this >w< be OwO so -:33 That in alliance, >_> amity, ÚwÚ and oaths, -Thewe shouwd >w< be ;;w;; found such false >_> dissembwing guile? -KING HENRY. >_< What! ^-^ Doth my uncwe uWu Buwgundy revolt? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He :33 doth, my lord, ÚwÚ and :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> youw ÚwÚ foe. -KING HENRY. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the wowst :3 this letter doth contain? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the worst, ÚwÚ and aww, my lord, ^.^ he >w< wwites. -KING HENRY. UwU Why then Wowd Tawbot there uWu shaww talk with -him -And ^w^ give him OwO chastisement uWu fow :3 this UwU abuse. -OwO How uWu say you, my lord, awe you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ content? ->w< TAWBOT. Content, my UwU wiege! uWu Yes; uWu but UwU that I x3 am prevented, -I shouwd ^.^ have begg'd I UwU might ^.^ have >_< been x3 empwoy'd. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then x3 gathew OwO stwength ÚwÚ and mawch x3 unto him -;;w;; stwaight; ->_> Wet him pewceive how i-iww ^-^ we ^.^ bwook his treason. -And what OwO offence ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to fwout his >_< fwiends. ->w< TAWBOT. I ÚwÚ go, my lord, in OwO heawt :3 desiwing still -You ^-^ may >w< behowd x3 confusion >_> of >_> youw foes. Exit - -x3 Entew xDD VEWNyON ÚwÚ and xDD BASSET - -x3 VEWNyON. >_> Gwant me OwO the >_< combat, >_< gwacious sovereign. ->w< BASSET. And uWu me, my lord, gwant me OwO the combat ^w^ too. -^.^ YOWK. :3 This :3 is my servant: hear ^w^ him, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. -SOMEWSET. And :3 this :3 is ^-^ minye: ^w^ sweet Henry, :3 favouw >_> him. -KING HENRY. Be :3 patient, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give them xDD weave ^-^ to speak. -Say, gentlemen, what makes you ;;w;; thus ^w^ excwaim, -And xDD whewefowe crave you >_< combat, ^w^ ow with >_< whom? -x3 VEWNyON. x3 With ^w^ him, my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. ->w< BASSET. And I with him; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. -KING HENRY. What :3 is UwU that :33 wwong ^w^ wheweof you uWu both ->_> compwain? >w< Fiwst let me >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and then I'll ÚwÚ answew you. ->w< BASSET. ÚwÚ Cwossing OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand OwO into UwU Fwance, -:3 This :3 fewwow ;;w;; hewe, with ÚwÚ envious carping tongue, -Upbraided me about OwO the wose I weaw, -uWu Saying OwO the xDD sanguinye >w< cowouw >_> of OwO the leaves -OwO Did xDD wepwesent my >_< mastew's :33 bwushing x3 cheeks -When ^-^ stubbownwy ^.^ he >_> did uWu wepugn OwO the >w< twuth -About :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain xDD question in OwO the OwO waw -ÚwÚ Awgu'd ;;w;; betwixt OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and him; -x3 With uWu othew :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ignyominyious >_> tewms -UwU In x3 confutation >_> of ;;w;; which wude >_> wepwoach -And in :3 defence >_> of my ;;w;; wowd's >w< wowthinyess, -I crave OwO the benefit >_> of OwO waw >_> of arms. -x3 VEWNyON. And UwU that :3 is my ÚwÚ petition, x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; ->_< Fow >w< though ^.^ he ÚwÚ seem with forged OwO quaint uWu conceit -ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a gloss x3 upon his bowd >_> intent, ->_> Yet >w< knyow, my lord, I ÚwÚ was provok'd uWu by ^w^ him, -And ^.^ he ^.^ fiwst took xDD exceptions at :3 this badge, -uWu Pwonyouncing UwU that OwO the pawenyess >_> of :3 this flower -Bewray'd OwO the >_> faintnyess >_> of my >_< mastew's ÚwÚ heawt. -^.^ YOWK. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot :3 this malice, >w< Somewset, >w< be left? -SOMEWSET. Your pwivate grudge, my Wowd >_> of Yowk, uWu wiww out, -^-^ Though :33 nye'ew OwO so cunningly you smothew it. -KING HENRY. Good :3 Wowd, what UwU madnyess ^.^ wuwes in bwainsick -^-^ men, When uWu fow OwO so ^w^ swight ÚwÚ and frivolous :3 a cause -Such factious x3 emuwations uWu shaww arise! -Good :3 cousins ^.^ both, >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and >w< Somewset, -x3 Quiet yourselves, I pray, ÚwÚ and >w< be at ^-^ peace. -^.^ YOWK. >_> Wet :3 this >_< dissension ^.^ fiwst >w< be ^.^ twied uWu by fight, -And then >_> youw Highness uWu shaww xDD command :3 a ^-^ peace. -SOMEWSET. The >_< quawwew OwO toucheth UwU nyonye uWu but OwO us alone; -ÚwÚ Betwixt uWu ouwsewves let OwO us UwU decide ^.^ it xDD then. -^.^ YOWK. Thewe :3 is my pwedge; accept it, Somerset. -x3 VEWNyON. ;;w;; Nyay, let ^.^ it west xDD whewe ^.^ it >_< began at >_> fiwst. ->w< BASSET. Confirm ^.^ it so, >_< minye honyouwabwe :33 wowd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Confirm ^.^ it so? ;;w;; Confounded >w< be >_> youw ^w^ stwife; -And pewish >_< ye, with >_> youw audacious ^.^ pwate! -^-^ Pwesumptuous ÚwÚ vassaws, awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd -x3 With :3 this immodest >_< cwamowous outwage -ÚwÚ To twoubwe ÚwÚ and >_< distuwb OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and >_> us? -And you, my UwU wowds- >w< methinks you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww -ÚwÚ To bear with theiw perverse >_< objections, -^.^ Much less ^-^ to UwU take >w< occasion ^-^ fwom theiw OwO mouths -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise :3 a UwU mutiny ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ youwsewves. ->_> Wet me >_< pewsuade you UwU take :3 a better >_> couwse. -EXETER. ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves his uWu Highnyess. Good my x3 wowds, >w< be >_< fwiends. -KING HENRY. Come hithew, you UwU that would >w< be combatants: -:33 Hencefowth I chawge you, as you love ^-^ ouw >_< favouw, -OwO Quite ^-^ to ^-^ fowget :3 this >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ cause. -And you, my x3 wowds, wemembew xDD whewe ^-^ we UwU awe: -UwU In UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ amongst :3 a OwO fickwe wavewing >_< nyation; ->w< If uWu they pewceive >_< dissension in ^-^ ouw looks -And UwU that within uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we UwU disagwee, -OwO How uWu wiww theiw >w< gwudging ÚwÚ stomachs >w< be provok'd -ÚwÚ To wilful :3 disobedience, ÚwÚ and :3 webew! -Beside, what OwO infamy uWu wiww there xDD awise -When foweign princes uWu shaww >w< be UwU cewtified -:33 That uWu fow :3 a OwO toy, :3 a xDD thing >_> of nyo >w< wegawd, -UwU King Henry's x3 peews ÚwÚ and >_> chief uWu nyobiwity -Destroy'd themsewves ÚwÚ and lost OwO the >_< weawm >_> of ^.^ Fwance! -:33 O, ÚwÚ think x3 upon OwO the :3 conquest >_> of my fathew, -UwU My >w< tendew uWu yeaws; ÚwÚ and let OwO us ^.^ nyot >_< fowgo -:33 That uWu fow :3 a twifwe UwU that ÚwÚ was bought with blood! ->_> Wet me >w< be ^.^ umpiwe in :3 this doubtfuw ^-^ stwife. -I UwU see nyo reason, ^-^ if I wear :3 this :3 wose, -OwO [Putting uWu on :3 a wed OwO wose] -:33 That ^-^ any ^-^ onye shouwd OwO thewefowe >w< be suspicious -I ^-^ mowe :33 incwinye ^-^ to Somerset than Yowk: -Both awe my :33 kinsmen, ÚwÚ and I love them >_> both. -UwU As ;;w;; weww uWu they ^-^ may upbraid me with my UwU cwown, -Because, :33 fowsooth, OwO the UwU King >_> of Scots :3 is x3 cwown'd. -But >_> youw discretions better can >_< pewsuade ->w< Than I x3 am able ^-^ to uWu instwuct ^w^ ow ^.^ teach; -And, ^.^ thewefowe, as ^-^ we UwU hithew came in :3 peace, -^w^ So let OwO us still continue xDD peace ÚwÚ and wuv. -Cousin >_> of Yowk, ^-^ we UwU institute >_> youw OwO Gwace -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ ouw x3 Wegent in ^.^ these pawts >_> of OwO Fwance. -And, good my Wowd >_> of >w< Somewset, ^-^ unyite -Your twoops >_> of :33 howsemen with his xDD bands >_> of ^-^ foot; -And >_< wike OwO twue :33 subjects, >_< sons >_> of >_> youw pwogenyitows, -uWu Go x3 cheewfuwwy >_> togethew ÚwÚ and OwO digest -Your :3 angwy choler uWu on >_> youw enyemies. -UwU Ouwsewf, my Wowd Protector, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, -:33 Aftew >w< some respite uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to OwO Cawais; -From ^.^ thence ^-^ to >_> Engwand, xDD whewe I >w< hope ewe wong -ÚwÚ To >w< be presented uWu by >_> youw ^-^ victowies -x3 With Charles, ;;w;; Awencon, ÚwÚ and UwU that twaitowous rout. -:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but UwU YOWK, >w< WAWWICK, -ÚwÚ EXETEW, xDD VEWNyON -:3 WAWWICK. UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, I pwomise you, OwO the UwU King -uWu Pwettiwy, :33 methought, >_> did xDD pway OwO the owatow. -^.^ YOWK. And OwO so ^.^ he did; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I >_< wike ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, -UwU In UwU that ^.^ he weaws OwO the badge >_> of Somerset. -:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Tush, UwU that ÚwÚ was uWu but his ;;w;; fancy; blame him not; -I dare xDD pwesume, ^w^ sweet ^w^ pwince, ^.^ he ^w^ thought nyo hawm. -^.^ YOWK. An ^-^ if I :3 wist ^.^ he x3 did-but let ^.^ it west; -Other affairs >w< must :3 nyow >w< be :3 manyaged. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but EXETEW -EXETER. ^.^ Weww didst thou, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ to suppwess >w< thy ^.^ voice; ->_< Fow xDD had OwO the ^.^ passions >_> of >w< thy OwO heawt ^-^ buwst out, -I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have uWu seen uWu deciphew'd there -Mowe x3 wancowous >_> spite, ^-^ mowe ^-^ fuwious >_< waging :3 bwoiws, ->w< Than ÚwÚ yet can >w< be imagin'd ^w^ ow suppos'd. -But OwO howsoe'ew, nyo ÚwÚ simpwe man UwU that >_> sees -:3 This ÚwÚ jawwing uWu discowd >_> of ^w^ nyobiwity, -:3 This uWu shouwdewing >_> of OwO each uWu othew in OwO the couwt, -:3 This factious bandying >_> of theiw >_< favouwites, -But UwU that ^.^ it doth ^w^ pwesage >w< some i-iww >_> event. -^.^ 'Tis >w< much when sceptwes awe in ^-^ chiwdwen's OwO hands; -But ^-^ mowe when >_< envy >_> bweeds UwU unkind uWu division: -Thewe comes OwO the wuin, there begins UwU confusion. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -OwO Fwance. Before Bowdeaux - -x3 Entew xDD TAWBOT, with >_> twump ÚwÚ and uWu dwum - ->w< TAWBOT. uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of ^-^ Bowdeaux, >_> twumpetew; -Summon theiw ^w^ genyewaw x3 unto OwO the wall. - -x3 Twumpet x3 sounds :3 a :33 pawwey. OwO Entew, ^-^ awoft, OwO the -GENERAL >_< OF OwO THE ;;w;; FWENCH, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -Engwish uWu John >_> Tawbot, UwU Captains, calls you >w< fowth, -Sewvant in ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to Hawwy UwU King >_> of England; -And ;;w;; thus ^.^ he would open >_> youw :33 city ^.^ gates, -Be humbwe ^-^ to >w< us, caww my :33 suvweignvouws -And ^-^ do him homage as uWu obedient :33 subjects, -And I'll withdraw me ÚwÚ and my bwoody powew; -But ^-^ if you :3 fwown x3 upon :3 this pwoffew'd :3 peace, -You >_> tempt OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of my three UwU attendants, -Lean ;;w;; faminye, xDD quawtewing steel, ÚwÚ and cwimbing uWu fiwe; -OwO Who in :3 a ;;w;; moment x3 even with OwO the :3 eawth -:33 Shaww uWu way >_> youw xDD statewy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aiw xDD bwaving >_> towews, ->w< If you >_> fowsake OwO the :3 offew >_> of theiw wuv. -GENERAL >_< OF OwO THE >_< FWENCH. Thou ominyous ÚwÚ and xDD feawfuw oww >_> of ->_< death, -Our nyation's terror ÚwÚ and theiw bwoody scourge! -The UwU pewiod >_> of >w< thy ^w^ tywanny >_< appwoacheth. -uWu On OwO us :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ entew uWu but uWu by ^w^ death; ->_< Fow, I protest, ^-^ we awe ;;w;; weww fowtified, -And >w< stwong enough ^-^ to xDD issue >_< out ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. ->w< If :3 thou x3 wetiwe, OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, ;;w;; weww >w< appointed, -;;w;; Stands with OwO the snyawes >_> of OwO waw ^-^ to x3 tangwe thee. -uWu On ;;w;; eithew hand ÚwÚ thee there awe >_< squadwons >_> pitch'd -ÚwÚ To x3 waww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; wibewty >_> of ÚwÚ fwight, -And nyo uWu way ^w^ canst :3 thou xDD tuwn ÚwÚ thee uWu fow redress -But death doth xDD fwont ÚwÚ thee with apparent ÚwÚ spoiw -And OwO pawe destwuction xDD meets ÚwÚ thee in OwO the face. -xDD Ten ^w^ thousand xDD Fwench ^.^ have ta'en OwO the sacrament -ÚwÚ To OwO wive theiw dangewous ^-^ awtiwwewy -:3 Upon nyo ÚwÚ Chwistian ^w^ souw uWu but Engwish Talbot. -:33 Wo, there :3 thou ÚwÚ stand'st, :3 a breathing ÚwÚ vawiant man, -x3 Of OwO an invincibwe :33 unconquew'd spirit! -:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 watest >_> gwowy >_> of >w< thy UwU pwaise -:33 That OwO I, >w< thy enemy, :3 due ÚwÚ thee withal; ->_< Fow ewe OwO the :3 gwass UwU that :3 nyow begins ^-^ to run ->_< Finyish OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of his :33 sandy xDD houw, -^.^ These eyes UwU that UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow ;;w;; weww cowouwed -:33 Shaww UwU see ÚwÚ thee withewed, bwoody, pawe, ÚwÚ and UwU dead. -[Drum ^-^ afaw >_> off] ->_> Hawk! xDD hawk! The UwU Dauphin's ^.^ dwum, :3 a wawnying :3 beww, -^.^ Sings :33 heavy music ^-^ to >w< thy >_> timowous soul; -And >_< minye uWu shaww ring >w< thy x3 diwe ^.^ depawtuwe >_< out. Exit ->w< TAWBOT. ÚwÚ He >_< fabwes not; I hear OwO the enyemy. -:33 Out, >w< some ^.^ wight horsemen, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pewuse theiw x3 wings. -:33 O, uWu nyegwigent ÚwÚ and ^-^ heedwess discipline! -OwO How awe ^-^ we :33 pawk'd ÚwÚ and xDD bounded in :3 a OwO pawe -OwO A wittwe hewd >_> of England's >_> timowous ;;w;; deew, -Maz'd with :3 a UwU yewping ;;w;; kennyew >_> of xDD Fwench UwU cuws! ->w< If ^-^ we >w< be Engwish ;;w;; deew, >w< be then in bwood; -:3 Nyot >_< wascaw-wike ^-^ to ^-^ faww ;;w;; down with :3 a x3 pinch, -But ^.^ wathew, :33 moody-mad ÚwÚ and desperate ^w^ stags, -OwO Tuwn uWu on OwO the bwoody hounds with :3 heads >_> of >_< steew -And ^-^ make OwO the cowards ^.^ stand aloof at ^w^ bay. -^w^ Seww every man his life as dear as ÚwÚ minye, -And uWu they uWu shaww find dear ;;w;; deew >_> of >w< us, my >_< fwiends. -:3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint >_> Geowge, Tawbot ÚwÚ and England's >_< wight, -Pwospew ^-^ ouw colours in :3 this dangewous fight! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -xDD Pwains in Gascony - -x3 Entew UwU YOWK, with twumpet ÚwÚ and many sowdiews. OwO A -MESSENGEW xDD meets him - -^.^ YOWK. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 speedy ;;w;; scouts wetuwn'd UwU again -:33 That dogg'd OwO the :3 mighty ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the :33 Dauphin? -MESSENGEW. ^.^ They awe wetuwn'd, my lord, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it >_< out -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is mawch'd ^-^ to Bowdeaux with his power -ÚwÚ To fight with ^.^ Tawbot; as ^.^ he mawch'd awong, -By >_> youw espials ;;w;; wewe ^.^ discuvwed ->w< Two :33 mightiew twoops than UwU that OwO the x3 Dauphin ^-^ wed, -^w^ Which xDD join'd with him ÚwÚ and :3 made theiw mawch uWu fow -Bordeaux. -^.^ YOWK. OwO A pwague x3 upon UwU that villain Somerset -:33 That ;;w;; thus >_< deways my promised :3 suppwy -x3 Of :33 howsemen UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; wevied uWu fow :3 this x3 siege! -Renowned Tawbot doth OwO expect my ^-^ aid, -And I x3 am ^.^ wouted uWu by :3 a >_> twaitow villain -And cannyot ^w^ hewp OwO the x3 nyobwe :33 chevawiew. -:3 God comfort him in :3 this :33 nyecessity! ->w< If ^.^ he miscarry, faweweww wars in OwO Fwance. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM LUCY - -WUCY. Thou >_< pwincewy :3 weadew >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish UwU stwength, -uWu Nyevew OwO so :3 nyeedfuw uWu on OwO the :3 eawth >_> of UwU Fwance, -:33 Spuw ^-^ to OwO the rescue >_> of OwO the x3 nyobwe >_> Tawbot, -OwO Who :3 nyow :3 is OwO giwdwed with :3 a >_> waist >_> of iwon -And hemm'd about with >w< gwim ^w^ destwuction. -ÚwÚ To ^-^ Bowdeaux, ^.^ wawwike Duke! ^-^ to ^-^ Bowdeaux, uWu Yowk! -Else, faweweww >_> Tawbot, UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and England's honyouw. -^.^ YOWK. :3 O God, UwU that >w< Somewset, ^-^ who in >_> pwoud OwO heawt -^-^ Doth xDD stop my cornets, ;;w;; wewe in ;;w;; Tawbot's pwace! -^w^ So shouwd ^-^ we :33 save :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ^-^ gentweman -By forfeiting :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu cowawd. ->_> Mad ^w^ iwe ÚwÚ and xDD wwathfuw :3 fuwy makes me weep -:33 That ;;w;; thus ^-^ we die >_< whiwe ^-^ wemiss ^-^ twaitows ^-^ sweep. -WUCY. :33 O, ^-^ send >w< some succour ^-^ to OwO the x3 distwess'd wowd! -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ He dies; ^-^ we wose; I >_< bweak my ^.^ wawwike :33 wowd. -We mourn: Fwance smiles. We lose: uWu they ;;w;; daiwy OwO get- -^-^ Aww wong >_> of :3 this :3 viwe >_> twaitow Somerset. -WUCY. ;;w;; Then :3 God UwU take UwU mewcy uWu on bwave ;;w;; Tawbot's >_> souw, -And uWu on his UwU son, x3 young :33 John, ^-^ who two ^w^ houws >_< since -I met in ^w^ twavew towawd his ^.^ wawwike father. -:3 This :3 seven years >_> did ^.^ nyot Tawbot UwU see his :3 son; -And :3 nyow uWu they ^.^ meet xDD whewe uWu both theiw ;;w;; wives awe >w< donye. -^.^ YOWK. ^.^ Awas, what ^.^ joy uWu shaww x3 nyobwe Tawbot ^.^ have -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid his x3 young :3 son ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to his grave? -xDD Away! ÚwÚ vexation ^w^ awmost stops my breath, -:33 That xDD sund'wed fwiends gweet in OwO the hour >_> of :33 death. -:33 Wucy, faweweww; nyo ^-^ mowe my >_> fowtunye can -But ^w^ cuwse OwO the cause I cannyot aid OwO the xDD man. -^.^ Mainye, Blois, Poictiers, ÚwÚ and xDD Touws, awe xDD won away -Wong >w< aww >_> of Somerset ÚwÚ and his delay. Exit with fowces -WUCY. ;;w;; Thus, >_< whiwe OwO the ^.^ vuwtuwe >_> of OwO sedition ->w< Feeds in OwO the uWu bosom >_> of such gweat :33 commandews, ->w< Sweeping >_> nyegwection doth :33 betway ^-^ to woss -The :3 conquest >_> of ^-^ ouw scarce x3 cowd ;;w;; conquewow, -:33 That evew-wiving man >_> of memory, -^-^ Henwy OwO the x3 Fifth. ÚwÚ Whiwes uWu they OwO each uWu othew cross, -:3 Wives, UwU honyouws, UwU wands, ÚwÚ and aww, UwU huwwy ^-^ to loss. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -Other xDD pwains >_> of Gascony - -x3 Entew x3 SOMEWSET, x3 With his >_> fowces; OwO an xDD OFFICEW >_> of -:33 TAWBOT'S with him - -SOMEWSET. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too >_< wate; I cannyot ^-^ send them OwO nyow. -:3 This ^-^ expedition ÚwÚ was uWu by uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Tawbot -:3 Too ^w^ washwy plotted; >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw x3 fowce -OwO Might with :3 a :3 sawwy >_> of OwO the vewy ^-^ town -Be :3 buckwed OwO with. The xDD uvw daring Tawbot -;;w;; Hath uWu suwwied >w< aww his gloss >_> of fowmew uWu honyouw -By :3 this >_< unheedfuw, desperate, wiwd ^.^ adventuwe. -uWu Yowk xDD set him uWu on ^-^ to fight ÚwÚ and die in >w< shame. -That, Tawbot OwO dead, gweat uWu Yowk UwU might bear OwO the >w< nyame. ->_> OFFICEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam :33 Wucy, ^-^ who with me -ÚwÚ Set ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw o'ew-match'd fowces :3 fowth uWu fow :33 aid. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM LUCY - -SOMEWSET. OwO How nyow, Sir uWu Wiwwiam! Whither ;;w;; wewe you xDD sent? -WUCY. uWu Whithew, my wowd! From bought ÚwÚ and :3 sowd Wowd ->_> Tawbot, -Who, >_< wing'd about with bowd ^-^ advewsity, -^.^ Cwies >_< out uWu fow x3 nyobwe uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Somerset -ÚwÚ To beat :3 assaiwing death ^-^ fwom his uWu weak legions; -And whiwes OwO the honyouwabwe x3 captain there -ÚwÚ Dwops bwoody ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ fwom his waw-weawied wimbs -And, in ^w^ advantage >_< wing'wing, looks uWu fow OwO wescue, -:3 You, his false hopes, OwO the xDD twust >_> of England's xDD honyouw, -Keep x3 off aloof with ^.^ wowthwess OwO emuwation. ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw pwivate uWu discowd ^-^ keep away -The ;;w;; wevied succours UwU that shouwd lend him ^-^ aid, -OwO Whiwe >_< he, renowned x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, -Yield OwO up his life x3 unto :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of ^w^ odds. ->w< Owweans OwO the Bastard, Charles, Buwgundy, -;;w;; Awencon, Reignier, ^w^ compass him >w< about, -And Tawbot x3 pewisheth uWu by >_> youw defauwt. -SOMEWSET. uWu Yowk xDD set him OwO on; uWu Yowk shouwd ^.^ have x3 sent him :33 aid. -WUCY. And uWu Yowk as fast x3 upon >_> youw OwO Gwace UwU excwaims, -ÚwÚ Sweawing UwU that you withhold his ;;w;; wevied OwO host, -Collected uWu fow :3 this OwO expedition. -SOMEWSET. uWu Yowk wies; ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have x3 sent ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ howse. -I owe him wittwe >_> duty ÚwÚ and less love, -And UwU take ;;w;; fouw :33 scown ^-^ to ^w^ fawn uWu on him uWu by UwU sending. -WUCY. The uWu fwaud >_> of >_> Engwand, ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 fowce >_> of UwU Fwance, -;;w;; Hath :3 nyow >_< entwapp'd OwO the x3 nyobwe >_> minded Talbot. -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^.^ he bear his xDD wife, -But >_> dies betway'd ^-^ to >_> fowtunye uWu by >_> youw ^-^ stwife. -SOMEWSET. ^w^ Come, ^.^ go; I uWu wiww uWu dispatch OwO the :33 howsemen ;;w;; stwaight; -xDD Within OwO six ^w^ houws uWu they uWu wiww >w< be at his :33 aid. -WUCY. :3 Too ^.^ wate comes rescue; ^.^ he :3 is ta'en ^w^ ow slain, ->_< Fow UwU fwy ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ if ^.^ he would ^.^ have >_> fwed; -And UwU fwy would Tawbot OwO nyevew, >w< though ^.^ he ^-^ might. -SOMEWSET. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be OwO dead, bwave >_> Tawbot, then, ;;w;; adieu! -WUCY. His ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; wives in OwO the UwU wowwd, his ÚwÚ shame in you. >_< Exeunt - - -^-^ SCENyE 5. - -The Engwish ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Bowdeaux - -x3 Entew TAWBOT ÚwÚ and >w< JOHN his :3 son - ->w< TAWBOT. :3 O x3 young uWu John Talbot! I >_> did ^-^ send uWu fow ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ To OwO tutow ÚwÚ thee in OwO stwatagems >_> of war, -:33 That ;;w;; Tawbot's name UwU might >w< be in ÚwÚ thee >_< weviv'd -When >w< sapwess :3 age ÚwÚ and uWu weak unable wimbs -;;w;; Shouwd bwing >w< thy fathew ^-^ to his ;;w;; dwooping uWu chaiw. -But, :3 O xDD mawignyant ÚwÚ and uWu iww-boding stars! -Nyow :3 thou art come x3 unto :3 a feast >_> of >_< death, -OwO A uWu tewwibwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ unyavoided danger; -:33 Thewefowe, dear OwO boy, x3 mount uWu on my ÚwÚ swiftest OwO howse, -And I'll direct ÚwÚ thee how :3 thou ^-^ shawt escape -By ^w^ sudden fwight. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; dawwy ;;w;; nyot, >w< be gone. -:3 JOHN. ^-^ Is my name >_> Tawbot, ÚwÚ and x3 am I >_> youw xDD son? -And uWu shaww I UwU fwy? :33 O, ^-^ if you love my mothew, -Dishonyouw ^.^ nyot xDD hew honyouwabwe uWu nyame, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a xDD bastawd ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ swave >_> of UwU me! -The x3 wowwd uWu wiww uWu say ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Tawbot's UwU bwood -:33 That basewy xDD fwed when x3 nyobwe Tawbot ^.^ stood. ->w< TAWBOT. >_> Fwy ^-^ to wevenge my >_< death, ^-^ if I >w< be slain. -:3 JOHN. ÚwÚ He UwU that flies OwO so uWu wiww :33 nye'ew xDD wetuwn again. ->w< TAWBOT. >w< If ^-^ we uWu both ÚwÚ stay, ^-^ we uWu both awe ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^-^ die. -:3 JOHN. ;;w;; Then let me stay; :3 and, fathew, ^-^ do you uWu fwy. -Your woss :3 is >_> gweat, OwO so >_> youw ^-^ wegawd shouwd ^w^ be; -UwU My wowth :33 unknyown, nyo woss :3 is OwO knyown in me; -:3 Upon my death OwO the xDD Fwench can wittwe boast; -UwU In x3 youws uWu they wiww, in you >w< aww OwO hopes awe xDD wost. -ÚwÚ Fwight cannyot :33 stain OwO the uWu honyouw you ^.^ have OwO won; -But >_< minye ^.^ it wiww, UwU that nyo expwoit ^.^ have done; -You xDD fwed uWu fow :3 vantage, every ^-^ onye uWu wiww :33 sweaw; -But ^-^ if I >_< bow, they'll uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu fow fear. -Thewe :3 is nyo >w< hope UwU that >w< evew I uWu wiww stay ->w< If OwO the ^.^ fiwst hour I xDD shwink ÚwÚ and run >_> away. -Here, uWu on my xDD knyee, I UwU beg mowtawity, ->_< Wathew than life :33 pwesewv'd with OwO infamy. ->w< TAWBOT. :33 Shaww >w< aww >w< thy >_> mothew's OwO hopes lie in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ tomb? -:3 JOHN. >w< Ay, wathew than I'll ÚwÚ shame my >_> mothew's womb. ->w< TAWBOT. :3 Upon my xDD bwessing I xDD command ÚwÚ thee ^.^ go. -:3 JOHN. ÚwÚ To fight I wiww, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU fwy OwO the ÚwÚ foe. ->w< TAWBOT. Part >_> of >w< thy fathew ^-^ may >w< be OwO sav'd in thee. -:3 JOHN. :3 Nyo part >_> of him uWu but uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ shame in >_> me. ->w< TAWBOT. Thou never xDD hadst renown, :3 nyow ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot wose it. -:3 JOHN. x3 Yes, >_> youw renowned ;;w;; nyame; uWu shaww flight ^w^ abuse it? ->w< TAWBOT. x3 Thy >_< fathew's chawge uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom UwU that ^-^ stain. -:3 JOHN. You cannyot witness uWu fow uWu me, being slain. ->w< If death >w< be OwO so appawent, then uWu both uWu fwy. ->w< TAWBOT. And xDD weave my followers here ^-^ to fight ÚwÚ and ^.^ die? -UwU My :3 age ÚwÚ was never :33 tainted with such >w< shame. -:3 JOHN. And uWu shaww my xDD youth >w< be OwO guiwty >_> of such blame? -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe can I >w< be severed ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_> side ->w< Than can yourself yourself yourself in x3 twain >_> divide. ->w< Stay, ÚwÚ go, ^-^ do what you wiww, OwO the >_< wike ^-^ do I; ->_< Fow live I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ if my fathew ^-^ die. ->w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Then here I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of ^.^ thee, fair UwU son, -ÚwÚ Bown ^-^ to :3 ecwipse >w< thy life :3 this :33 aftewnyoon. -^w^ Come, >_> side uWu by >_> side >_> togethew live ÚwÚ and ^.^ die; -And ^w^ souw with ^w^ souw ^-^ fwom Fwance ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fwy. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 6. - -OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe - -Awawum: ^.^ excuwsions wherein >w< JOHN TAWBOT :3 is hemm'd ->w< about, ÚwÚ and TAWBOT UwU wescues him - ->w< TAWBOT. x3 Saint xDD Geowge ÚwÚ and victory! ÚwÚ Fight, soldiers, ^w^ fight. -The x3 Wegent ;;w;; hath with Tawbot x3 bwoke his >_> wowd -And weft OwO us ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wage >_> of Fwance his ^w^ swowd. -:3 Whewe :3 is uWu John UwU Tawbot? Pause ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy >w< bweath; -I >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life ÚwÚ and wescu'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :33 death. -:3 JOHN. :33 O, ^w^ twice my fathew, ^w^ twice x3 am I >w< thy >_< son! -The life :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st me ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was lost ÚwÚ and x3 donye -;;w;; Tiww with >w< thy ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; swowd, UwU despite >_> of >w< fate, -ÚwÚ To my determin'd UwU time :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st OwO nyew ^.^ date. ->w< TAWBOT. When ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU Dauphin's :3 cwest >w< thy >_< swowd struck -fire, -^w^ It wawm'd >w< thy >_< fathew's OwO heawt with >_> pwoud desiwe -x3 Of bold-fac'd >_< victowy. ;;w;; Then :33 weaden ^-^ age, -ÚwÚ Quicken'd with youthfuw uWu spween ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike wage, -^.^ Beat ;;w;; down ;;w;; Awencon, OwO Owweans, Buwgundy, -And ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu pwide >_> of x3 Gawwia ÚwÚ wescued thee. -The ireful xDD bastawd OwO Owweans, UwU that >_< dwew UwU bwood -From ^.^ thee, my OwO boy, ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the ^.^ maidenhood -x3 Of >w< thy ^.^ fiwst fight, I >_> soon :3 encountewed -And, uWu intewchanging ^-^ bwows, I >_> quickwy shed -uWu Some >_> of his xDD bastawd bwood; ÚwÚ and in >w< disgwace -Bespoke him ^.^ thus: >_> 'Contaminyated, base, -And xDD misbegotten UwU bwood I uWu spiww >_> of thinye, -xDD Mean ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight xDD poow, uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ puwe UwU bwood >_> of >_< minye -^w^ Which :3 thou didst x3 fowce ^-^ fwom >_> Tawbot, my bwave xDD boy.' -;;w;; Hewe puwposing OwO the Bastard ^-^ to ÚwÚ destwoy, -Came in >w< stwong UwU wescue. xDD Speak, >w< thy >_< fathew's care; -Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ weawy, xDD John? OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ fawe? -uWu Wiwt :3 thou ÚwÚ yet xDD weave OwO the battwe, OwO boy, ÚwÚ and fly, -Nyow :3 thou art seal'd OwO the :3 son >_> of chivalry? ->w< Fwy, ^-^ to wevenge my death when I x3 am uWu dead: -The ^w^ hewp >_> of ^-^ onye ^-^ stands me in wittwe ÚwÚ stead. -:33 O, xDD too >w< much ^.^ fowwy :3 is it, ;;w;; weww I ^-^ wot, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives in ^-^ onye small OwO boat! ->w< If I OwO to-day die ^.^ nyot with Frenchmen's wage, ->w< To-mowwow I uWu shaww die with ^.^ mickwe age. -By me uWu they nyothing >_< gain OwO an ^-^ if I >_< stay: -^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the >_> showt'nying >_> of my life ^-^ onye day. -UwU In ÚwÚ thee >w< thy mothew ^.^ dies, ^-^ ouw xDD househowd's uWu nyame, -UwU My >_> death's ÚwÚ wevenge, >w< thy youth, ÚwÚ and England's >w< fame. -^-^ Aww ^.^ these ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^-^ we ;;w;; hazawd uWu by >w< thy stay; -^-^ Aww ^.^ these awe OwO sav'd ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU fwy >_> away. -:3 JOHN. The >_< swowd >_> of >w< Owweans ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 made me smawt; -^.^ These uWu wowds >_> of x3 youws dwaw life-blood ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ heawt. -uWu On UwU that >w< advantage, bought with such :3 a shame, -ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 a pawtwy life ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway UwU bwight ;;w;; fame, -Before x3 young Tawbot ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd Tawbot fly, -The cowawd horse UwU that uWu beaws me ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and >_< die! -And >_< wike me ^-^ to OwO the >_> peasant :3 boys >_> of UwU Fwance, -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ shame's :33 scown ÚwÚ and :33 subject >_> of :33 mischance! -:33 Suwewy, uWu by >w< aww OwO the >_> gwowy you ^.^ have uWu won, -An ^-^ if I fly, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Tawbot's :3 son; -;;w;; Then talk nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ÚwÚ fwight, ^.^ it :3 is nyo x3 boot; ->w< If :3 son ^-^ to >_> Tawbot, die at ;;w;; Tawbot's foot. ->w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Then follow :3 thou >w< thy x3 desp'wate ^-^ siwe >_> of Crete, -Thou Icarus; >w< thy life ^-^ to me :3 is x3 sweet. ->w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt fight, fight uWu by >w< thy >_< fathew's ÚwÚ side; -And, commendabwe :33 pwov'd, wet's die in ^.^ pwide. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 7. - ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - ->w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew ^.^ owd TAWBOT wed uWu by :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - ->w< TAWBOT. :3 Whewe :3 is my uWu othew x3 wife? Minye >_> own :3 is gone. -:33 O, ^w^ whewe's x3 young UwU Tawbot? :3 Whewe :3 is ÚwÚ vawiant xDD John? -Twiumphant >_< death, UwU smeaw'd with :33 captivity, -Young ;;w;; Tawbot's valour makes me >_> smiwe at thee. -When ^.^ he perceiv'd me xDD shwink ÚwÚ and uWu on my xDD knyee, -His bwoody >_< swowd ^.^ he brandish'd xDD uvw uWu me, -And >_< wike :3 a x3 hungwy x3 wion >_> did commence -^-^ Wough deeds >_> of ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and >w< stewn >w< impatience; -But when my :3 angwy OwO guawdant ÚwÚ stood xDD awonye, -Tend'wing my ruin ÚwÚ and >_< assaiw'd >_> of x3 nyonye, -;;w;; Dizzy-ey'd :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and gweat ;;w;; wage >_> of OwO heawt -Suddenly :3 made him ^-^ fwom my >_> side ^-^ to start -x3 Into OwO the cwust'wing ^-^ battwe >_> of OwO the French; -And in UwU that ÚwÚ sea >_> of UwU bwood my :3 boy >_> did ^-^ dwench -His ÚwÚ uvwmounting spirit; ÚwÚ and there :33 died, -UwU My ÚwÚ Icawus, my xDD bwossom, in his ^.^ pwide. - -x3 Entew soldiers, beawing OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of >w< JOHN TAWBOT - -SERVANT. :3 O my dear lord, :33 wo xDD whewe >_> youw :3 son :3 is ^.^ bownye! ->w< TAWBOT. Thou antic Death, ;;w;; which >_> waugh'st OwO us here ^-^ to ^w^ scown, -^-^ Anyon, ^-^ fwom >w< thy insulting tywanny, -ÚwÚ Coupwed in ÚwÚ bonds >_> of ^-^ pewpetuity, ->w< Two ^-^ Tawbots, >w< winged OwO thwough OwO the lither UwU sky, -UwU In >w< thy UwU despite uWu shaww ^w^ scape mortality. -:3 O :3 thou uWu whose wounds ÚwÚ become hawd-favouwed Death, -^w^ Speak ^-^ to >w< thy fathew ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd >w< thy bweath! -xDD Bwave ^.^ Death uWu by >_< speaking, whethew ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ ow no; -:33 Imaginye him :3 a uWu Fwenchman ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ foe. -OwO Poow :33 boy! ^.^ he smiles, >_> methinks, as ^-^ who shouwd ÚwÚ say, -Had ^.^ Death >_< been x3 Fwench, then ^.^ Death xDD had ;;w;; died to-day. -^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and uWu way him in his >_< fathew's arms. -UwU My spirit can nyo ÚwÚ wongew bear ^.^ these harms. -;;w;; Sowdiews, ;;w;; adieu! I ^.^ have what I would x3 have, -Nyow my ^.^ owd ÚwÚ awms awe x3 young uWu John ;;w;; Tawbot's ^-^ gwave. ;;w;; [Dies] - -x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, ;;w;; AWENCON, BUWGUNDY, BASTARD, -WA uWu PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ and fowces - -CHARLES. Had uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Somerset ^w^ bwought rescue ÚwÚ in, -We shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 a bwoody :3 day >_> of ÚwÚ this. -BASTAWD. OwO How OwO the x3 young whewp >_> of ^w^ Tawbot's, >_< waging >_< wood, -OwO Did ^.^ fwesh his OwO puny >_< swowd in Frenchmen's blood! -PUCEWWE. >w< Once I UwU encount'wed ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus I x3 said: -ÚwÚ 'Thou OwO maiden youth, >w< be ^.^ vanquish'd uWu by :3 a ^-^ maid.' -But with :3 a >_> pwoud ^-^ majesticaw UwU high :33 scown -ÚwÚ He xDD answew'd ^.^ thus: ;;w;; 'Young Tawbot ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the UwU piwwage >_> of :3 a >w< gigwot UwU wench.' -UwU So, ÚwÚ wushing in OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, -ÚwÚ He weft me >_< pwoudwy, as unworthy ^w^ fight. ->w< BUWGUNDY. x3 Doubtwess ^.^ he would ^.^ have :3 made :3 a x3 nyobwe uWu knyight. -^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 wies inhearsed in OwO the ÚwÚ awms -x3 Of OwO the UwU most bwoody UwU nyuwsew >_> of his harms! -BASTAWD. ^-^ Hew them ^-^ to pieces, UwU hack theiw bones :33 asundew, -uWu Whose life ÚwÚ was England's ^-^ gwowy, Gawwia's wondew. -CHARLES. :33 O, no; ;;w;; fowbeaw! >_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD fwed -^-^ Duwing OwO the xDD wife, let OwO us ^.^ nyot :33 wwong ^.^ it UwU dead. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM :33 Wucy, attended; :3 a FRENCH -ÚwÚ HEWAWD pweceding - -WUCY. OwO Hewawd, OwO conduct me ^-^ to OwO the UwU Dauphin's >_> tent, -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ who ;;w;; hath obtain'd OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of OwO the day. -CHARLES. uWu On what UwU submissive xDD message art :3 thou xDD sent? -WUCY. ^.^ Submission, :3 Dauphin! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a mere xDD Fwench uWu wowd: -We Engwish ;;w;; wawwiows ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it ^w^ means. -I come ^-^ to xDD knyow what prisoners :3 thou x3 hast ta'en, -And ^-^ to >w< suwvey OwO the OwO bodies >_> of OwO the UwU dead. -CHARLES. >_< Fow prisoners >w< ask'st thou? Heww ^-^ ouw pwison is. -But tell me xDD whom :3 thou xDD seek'st. -WUCY. But ^w^ whewe's OwO the gweat Alcides >_> of OwO the field, -OwO Vawiant Wowd >_> Tawbot, Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, -Created uWu fow his x3 wawe >_< success in ÚwÚ awms -Great Eaww >_> of Washford, Watewfowd, ÚwÚ and :33 Vawence, -Wowd Tawbot >_> of Goodwig ÚwÚ and uWu Uwchinfiewd, -Wowd Strange >_> of Bwackmewe, Wowd UwU Vewdun >_> of Awton, -Wowd Cromwell >_> of Wingfield, Wowd ^-^ Fuwnyivaw >_> of xDD Sheffiewd, -The ÚwÚ thwice victorious Wowd >_> of :33 Fawconbwidge, -UwU Knyight >_> of OwO the x3 nyobwe owdew >_> of x3 Saint >_> Geowge, -Wowthy x3 Saint ;;w;; Michaew, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Gowden Fleece, -Great Mawshaw ^-^ to ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth -x3 Of >w< aww his wars within OwO the >_< weawm >_> of :33 Fwance? -PUCEWWE. Here's :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy-statewy ^w^ stywe uWu indeed! -The Turk, UwU that two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty xDD kingdoms ;;w;; hath, -uWu Wwites ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< tedious :3 a ^w^ stywe as ÚwÚ this. -:3 Him UwU that :3 thou xDD magnyifi'st with >w< aww ^.^ these ^.^ tides, -UwU Stinking ÚwÚ and >_< fwy-bwown :3 wies here at ^-^ ouw ;;w;; feet. -WUCY. ^-^ Is Tawbot >w< swain-the Frenchmen's only uWu scouwge, -Your xDD kingdom's terror ÚwÚ and bwack Nemesis? -:33 O, ;;w;; wewe >_< minye UwU eye-bans OwO into >_< buwwets >_< tuwn'd, -:33 That I in ;;w;; wage UwU might >_> shoot them at >_> youw >_< faces! -:3 O UwU that I :33 couwd uWu but can ^.^ these UwU dead ^-^ to life! -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe enough ^-^ to OwO fwight OwO the >_< weawm >_> of OwO Fwance. -Were uWu but his UwU pictuwe weft ÚwÚ amongst you ;;w;; hewe, -^w^ It would amaze OwO the pwoudest >_> of you all. ->w< Give me theiw UwU bodies, UwU that I ^-^ may bear them x3 hence -And ^w^ give them burial as beseems theiw worth. -PUCEWWE. I ÚwÚ think :3 this upstawt :3 is ^.^ owd ;;w;; Tawbot's ^.^ ghost, -ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks with such :3 a >_> pwoud ^-^ commanding spirit. ->_< Fow God's UwU sake, let him ^.^ have them; ^-^ to ^-^ keep them ;;w;; hewe, -^.^ They would uWu but >_> stink, ÚwÚ and putwefy OwO the air. -CHARLES. Go, UwU take theiw OwO bodies ^-^ hence. -WUCY. I'll bear them >_> hence; uWu but ^-^ fwom theiw ashes uWu shaww >w< be -rear'd -OwO A phoenyix UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< aww Fwance >w< afeawd. -CHARLES. ^w^ So ^-^ we >w< be x3 wid >_> of ;;w;; them, ^-^ do with them what :3 thou +xDD And >w< wun :3 a tilt uWu at :33 death within :3 a :33 chaiw? +TAWBOT. Foul >_< fiend of Fwance ÚwÚ and xDD hag of aww ÚwÚ despite, +>w< Encompass'd with >w< thy x3 wustfuw ^.^ pawamouws, +>_> Becomes >w< it uWu thee to :3 taunt :33 his uWu vawiant age +xDD And ^w^ twit with cowardice :3 a x3 man half dead? +>_< Damsew, I'll uWu have :3 a uWu bout with xDD you OwO again, +:33 Ow >_> ewse wet Talbot xDD pewish with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; shame. +:33 PUCEWWE. ^w^ Awe OwO ye UwU so >_> hot, UwU siw? Yet, >w< Pucewwe, howd >w< thy :3 peace; +;;w;; If Talbot UwU do >_> but thundew, xDD wain xDD wiww x3 fowwow. +;;w;; [The :3 Engwish party whisper togethew uWu in ^-^ counciw] +^w^ God ^w^ speed x3 the OwO pawwiament! Who UwU shaww be x3 the Speakew? +TAWBOT. Dare OwO ye come fowth ÚwÚ and :3 meet >_> us uWu in x3 the field? +:33 PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Bewike x3 youw OwO wowdship UwU takes >_> us xDD then fow :3 foows, +;;w;; To >_> twy >_> if :3 that UwU ouw UwU own be ouws ow >w< nyo. +TAWBOT. UwU I speak nyot to :3 that x3 waiwing Hecate, +OwO But >w< unto ÚwÚ thee, Awencon, ÚwÚ and x3 the rest. +Will :3 ye, ^.^ wike xDD sowdiews, come ÚwÚ and >w< fight >w< it out? +ALENCON. Signyiow, >w< nyo. +TAWBOT. Signyiow, :33 hang! >w< Base xDD muweteews of France! +Wike peasant ^w^ foot-boys UwU do ;;w;; they >_< keep x3 the walls, +xDD And dawe nyot OwO take x3 up :3 awms ^.^ wike >_< gentwemen. +:33 PUCEWWE. :33 Away, >_< captains! :3 Wet's get >_> us from x3 the wawws; +For Talbot means nyo xDD goodnyess ^.^ by :33 his OwO wooks. +^w^ God uWu b'uy, x3 my wowd; ^.^ we ^-^ came >_> but to tell xDD you +:33 That ^.^ we OwO awe hewe. Exeunt from x3 the OwO wawws +TAWBOT. xDD And there xDD wiww ^.^ we be :3 too, ere >w< it be long, +:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 wepwoach be Tawbot's ÚwÚ gweatest :33 fame! +>_< Vow, x3 Buwgundy, ^.^ by honour of >w< thy house, +:3 Pwick'd on ^.^ by public >_< wwongs >_< sustain'd uWu in >_< Fwance, +^-^ Eithew to get x3 the :33 town again ow :3 die; +xDD And I, >_< as >_< suwe >_< as :3 Engwish Henwy ;;w;; wives +xDD And >_< as :33 his >w< fathew OwO hewe UwU was x3 conquewow, +;;w;; As >_< suwe >_< as uWu in ÚwÚ this wate ÚwÚ betwayed :33 town +UwU Gweat Coeur-de-lion's >_< heawt UwU was buried +^w^ So >_< suwe UwU I >_< sweaw to get x3 the :33 town ow die. +BURGUNDY. OwO My x3 vows OwO awe equal OwO pawtnyews with >w< thy vows. +TAWBOT. OwO But ere ^.^ we x3 go, regard ÚwÚ this dying >_< pwince, +uWu The uWu vawiant >w< Duke of Bedfowd. ^.^ Come, x3 my uWu wowd, +We xDD wiww bestow xDD you uWu in x3 some xDD bettew pwace, +Fittew fow sicknyess ÚwÚ and fow OwO cwazy age. +BEDFORD. Lord Talbot, UwU do nyot UwU so x3 dishonyouw OwO me; +:3 Hewe xDD wiww UwU I sit >w< befowe x3 the OwO wawws of OwO Wouen, +xDD And xDD wiww be ;;w;; pawtnyew of x3 youw ^-^ weaw ow woe. +BURGUNDY. x3 Couwageous x3 Bedfowd, wet >_> us nyow :33 pewsuade OwO you. +BEDFORD. ÚwÚ Nyot to be >_> gonye from OwO hence; fow >_> once UwU I ^w^ wead +:33 That :33 stout :33 Pendwagon uWu in :33 his ^.^ wittew >w< sick +>_< Came to x3 the >_> fiewd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ vanquished :33 his foes. +Methinks UwU I >_> shouwd :3 wevive x3 the :3 sowdiews' hearts, +>_< Because UwU I OwO evew >_> found them >_< as :3 mysewf. +TAWBOT. Undaunted ^w^ spiwit uWu in :3 a dying >w< bweast! +UwU Then be >w< it :3 so. ^w^ Heavens >_< keep ;;w;; owd >_< Bedfowd OwO safe! +xDD And nyow nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ ado, >_< bwave x3 Buwgundy, +OwO But gathew ^.^ we UwU ouw forces x3 out of uWu hand +xDD And uWu set ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >_< boasting enemy. +Exeunt OwO against x3 the :33 town aww >_> but >_< BEDFOWD ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +^-^ An alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN FASTOWFE, +ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< CAPTAIN + +CAPTAIN. x3 Whithew away, Sir John Fastowfe, uWu in xDD such >w< haste? +FASTOLFE. x3 Whithew ÚwÚ away? ;;w;; To :3 save mysewf ^.^ by UwU fwight: +We OwO awe ^.^ wike to uWu have x3 the overthrow ;;w;; again. +CAPTAIN. What! Will xDD you ÚwÚ and OwO weave Lord ^w^ Tawbot? +FASTOLFE. Ay, +All x3 the Talbots uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, to :3 save x3 my life. uWu Exit +CAPTAIN. uWu Cowawdwy uWu knyight! :33 iww :3 fowtunye ;;w;; fowwow uWu thee! +uWu Exit x3 into x3 the :33 town + +Retreat; ^w^ excuwsions. LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ AWENCON, +ÚwÚ and CHAWWES fwy + +BEDFORD. >_> Nyow, :33 quiet x3 souw, ÚwÚ depawt when heaven please, +For UwU I uWu have :3 seen UwU ouw ^.^ enyemies' uvwthwow. +>_> What >_> is x3 the :33 twust ow ÚwÚ stwength of >_< foowish man? +^-^ They :3 that of wate :3 wewe daring with uWu theiw ^w^ scoffs +^w^ Awe uWu gwad ÚwÚ and >_> fain ^.^ by :33 fwight to :3 save x3 themsewves. +:33 [BEDFOWD dies ÚwÚ and >_> is cawwied uWu in ^.^ by >w< two uWu in :33 his chaiw] + +^-^ An awawum. ^.^ We-entew TALBOT, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west + +TAWBOT. :33 Wost ÚwÚ and recovered uWu in :3 a day x3 again! +This >_> is :3 a :3 doubwe honyouw, ^-^ Buwgundy. +ÚwÚ Yet heavens uWu have :3 gwowy fow ÚwÚ this x3 victowy! +BURGUNDY. uWu Wawwike ÚwÚ and martial Talbot, ÚwÚ Buwgundy +^.^ Enshwinyes uWu thee uWu in :33 his uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and there erects +x3 Thy x3 nyobwe >_< deeds >_< as :33 vawouw's UwU monyuments. +TAWBOT. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe uWu Duke. OwO But :3 whewe >_> is Pucelle ^.^ nyow? +UwU I think her ;;w;; owd ^.^ famiwiaw >_> is asleep. +Now where's x3 the Bastawd's :33 bwaves, ÚwÚ and >_> Chawwes :33 his x3 gweeks? +What, aww >_> amowt? ;;w;; Wouen uWu hangs her >_> head fow grief +:33 That xDD such :3 a uWu vawiant >_< company OwO awe OwO fwed. +Now xDD wiww ^.^ we OwO take x3 some order uWu in x3 the xDD town, +>w< Pwacing thewein x3 some x3 expewt >_> officews; +xDD And xDD then ÚwÚ depawt to Paris to x3 the OwO King, +For there xDD young Henwy with :33 his nyobwes xDD wie. +BURGUNDY. >_> What Lord Talbot xDD pweaseth ^-^ Buwgundy. +TAWBOT. OwO But ^w^ yet, >w< befowe ^.^ we x3 go, >_> wet's nyot x3 fowget +uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Duke of x3 Bedfowd, wate OwO deceas'd, +OwO But >_> see :33 his x3 exequies fuwfiww'd uWu in Wouen. +^-^ A >_< bwavew soldier >_< nyevew couched lance, +^-^ A gentler >_< heawt uWu did >_< nyevew xDD sway uWu in >_> couwt; +OwO But >w< kings ÚwÚ and mightiest potentates ^w^ must >_> die, +For ^w^ that's x3 the >w< end of human OwO misewy. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +uWu The UwU pwains nyeaw ;;w;; Wouen + +Entew CHAWWES, x3 the :33 BASTAWD, ÚwÚ AWENCON, LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, +ÚwÚ and forces + +:33 PUCEWWE. uWu Dismay >_> nyot, Pwinces, uWu at ÚwÚ this :3 accident, +x3 Nyow UwU gwieve :3 that ;;w;; Wouen >_> is UwU so recovered. +Cawe >_> is nyo ÚwÚ cuwe, >_> but rather >w< cowwosive, +For ^.^ things :3 that OwO awe nyot to be remedied. +Let frantic Talbot twiumph fow :3 a OwO whiwe +xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a x3 peacock :33 sweep :3 awong :33 his tail; +^-^ We'ww puww :33 his ^.^ pwumes ÚwÚ and OwO take OwO away :33 his twain, +;;w;; If uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west xDD wiww be >_> but uWu wuw'd. +x3 CHAWWES. We uWu have UwU guided ^.^ by uWu thee ^w^ hithewto, +xDD And of >w< thy x3 cunnying xDD had nyo :3 diffidence; +x3 Onye ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ foiw UwU shaww >_< nyevew breed distrust +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Search x3 out >w< thy wit fow secret policies, +xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee famous ^w^ thwough x3 the wowwd. +ALENCON. ^-^ We'ww uWu set >w< thy statue uWu in x3 some >w< howy pwace, +xDD And uWu have uWu thee ^-^ wevewenc'd ^.^ wike :3 a blessed >_< saint. +Empwoy ÚwÚ thee, >w< then, x3 sweet xDD viwgin, fow UwU ouw UwU good. +:33 PUCEWWE. UwU Then OwO thus >w< it ^w^ must be; ÚwÚ this xDD doth UwU Joan devise: +^-^ By >w< faiw UwU pewsuasions, ;;w;; mix'd with >_> sug'wed wowds, +We xDD wiww >_< entice x3 the >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Buwgundy +;;w;; To OwO weave x3 the Talbot ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; fowwow >_> us. +x3 CHAWWES. Ay, marry, sweeting, >_> if ^.^ we couwd UwU do :3 that, +Fwance :3 wewe nyo :33 pwace fow >_> Henwy's warriors; +x3 Nyow >_> shouwd :3 that nation boast >w< it UwU so with us, +OwO But be UwU extiwped from UwU ouw ^w^ pwovinces. +ALENCON. For OwO evew >_> shouwd ;;w;; they be ÚwÚ expuws'd from >_< Fwance, +xDD And nyot uWu have >_< tide of >w< an ÚwÚ eawwdom hewe. +:33 PUCEWWE. uWu Youw honyouws UwU shaww >_> pewceive >w< how UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ wowk +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew to x3 the wished OwO end. +[Drum sounds afaw off] +:33 Hawk! ^.^ by x3 the >_> sound of drum xDD you OwO may >_> pewceive +^-^ Theiw ÚwÚ powews OwO awe ^.^ mawching >w< unto uWu Pawis-wawd. + +:3 Hewe >_> sound >w< an :3 Engwish >w< mawch. OwO Entew, ÚwÚ and pass uvw +uWu at :3 a ÚwÚ distance, :3 TAWBOT ÚwÚ and :33 his forces + +>_> Thewe xDD goes x3 the Talbot, with :33 his cowouws spread, +xDD And aww x3 the troops of :3 Engwish ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him. + +OwO Fwench >w< mawch. Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 BUWGUNDY ÚwÚ and +:33 his forces + +Now uWu in x3 the rearward x3 comes x3 the >w< Duke ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ his. +:33 Fowtunye uWu in ^.^ favouw x3 makes ^.^ him lag behind. +^.^ Summon :3 a pawwey; ^.^ we xDD wiww tawk with ^.^ him. +x3 [Twumpets >_> sound :3 a parley] +x3 CHAWWES. ^-^ A parley with x3 the >w< Duke of Burgundy! +BURGUNDY. Who cwaves :3 a parley with x3 the :33 Buwgundy? +:33 PUCEWWE. uWu The princely >_> Chawwes of >_< Fwance, >w< thy countryman. +BURGUNDY. >_> What say'st UwU thou, ^w^ Chawwes? fow UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mawching +x3 hence. +x3 CHAWWES. ÚwÚ Speak, >w< Pucewwe, ÚwÚ and enchant ^.^ him with >w< thy ÚwÚ wowds. +:33 PUCEWWE. ^-^ Bwave x3 Buwgundy, ÚwÚ undoubted UwU hope of France! +Stay, wet >w< thy humble xDD handmaid speak to thee. +BURGUNDY. ^w^ Speak xDD on; >_> but be nyot over-tedious. +:33 PUCEWWE. Wook on >w< thy country, wook on ^.^ fewtiwe >_< Fwance, +xDD And >_> see x3 the ^w^ cities ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU towns defac'd +^-^ By :3 wasting xDD wuin of x3 the UwU cwuew >_< foe; +;;w;; As :33 wooks x3 the mothew on her ^-^ wowwy >w< babe +x3 When :33 death xDD doth ^-^ cwose :33 his xDD tendew dying ^w^ eyes, +:3 See, >_> see x3 the ÚwÚ pinying ^w^ mawady of Fwance; +ÚwÚ Behowd x3 the ;;w;; wounds, x3 the UwU most unnyatuwaw ;;w;; wounds, +>_< Which xDD thou >w< thysewf x3 hast UwU given her ^.^ woefuw UwU bweast. +>_< O, turn >w< thy OwO edged xDD swowd anyothew way; +OwO Stwike UwU those :3 that hurt, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ huwt nyot UwU those :3 that :33 hewp! +x3 Onye >_< dwop of :3 bwood drawn from >w< thy >_> countwy's ^w^ bosom +Should UwU gwieve uWu thee ^.^ mowe than streams of :33 foweign gowe. +Return uWu thee >_< thewefowe with :3 a flood of ^-^ teaws, +xDD And >_< wash OwO away >w< thy >_> countwy's ^w^ stainyed xDD spots. +BURGUNDY. ^-^ Eithew ^.^ she hath bewitch'd ;;w;; me with her wowds, +:33 Ow ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 makes ;;w;; me ;;w;; suddenwy wewent. +:33 PUCEWWE. :33 Besides, aww OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and Fwance >_> excwaims on ÚwÚ thee, +Doubting >w< thy birth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wawfuw ^-^ pwogeny. +Who >_> join'st xDD thou with >_> but with :3 a >_> wowdwy nation +:33 That xDD wiww nyot :33 twust uWu thee >_> but fow >_> pwofit's :33 sake? +x3 When Talbot hath uWu set footing >_> once uWu in >_< Fwance, +xDD And uWu fashion'd uWu thee :3 that UwU instwument of UwU iww, +Who xDD then >_> but :3 Engwish Henwy xDD wiww be uWu wowd, +xDD And xDD thou be thwust x3 out ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ fugitive? +;;w;; Caww ^.^ we to >w< mind-and mark >_> but ÚwÚ this fow ^.^ pwoof: +Was nyot x3 the >w< Duke of Owweans >w< thy >_< foe? +xDD And UwU was ^.^ he nyot uWu in England prisoner? +OwO But when ;;w;; they heard ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ thinye ;;w;; enyemy +^-^ They uWu set ^.^ him fwee ^-^ without :33 his wansom ÚwÚ paid, +^w^ In x3 spite of ÚwÚ Buwgundy ÚwÚ and aww :33 his fwiends. +xDD See >w< then, xDD thou OwO fight'st OwO against >w< thy ÚwÚ countwymen, +xDD And >_> join'st with them xDD wiww be >w< thy >w< swaughtewmen. +^.^ Come, come, OwO wetuwn; wetuwn, xDD thou wandering wowd; +>_> Chawwes ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west xDD wiww OwO take uWu thee uWu in uWu theiw arms. +BURGUNDY. UwU I ^w^ am x3 vanquished; these ^.^ haughty wowds of hews +:3 Have batt'red ;;w;; me ^.^ wike xDD woawing cannon-shot +xDD And UwU made ;;w;; me almost yield ;;w;; upon x3 my knyees. +>_< Fowgive uWu me, country, ÚwÚ and x3 sweet UwU countwymen +^.^ And, wowds, xDD accept ÚwÚ this x3 heawty uWu kind embrace. +OwO My forces ÚwÚ and x3 my powew of ;;w;; men OwO awe OwO youws; +So, farewell, ;;w;; Tawbot; I'll nyo longer :33 twust thee. +:33 PUCEWWE. Done ^.^ wike :3 a >_< Fwenchman- :3 [Aside] turn ÚwÚ and turn +;;w;; again. +x3 CHAWWES. Welcome, >_< bwave >w< Duke! x3 Thy ÚwÚ fwiendship x3 makes >_> us +ÚwÚ fwesh. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD And xDD doth x3 beget x3 nyew couwage uWu in UwU ouw breasts. +ALENCON. Pucelle hath bravely pway'd her ÚwÚ pawt uWu in uWu this, +xDD And xDD doth OwO desewve :3 a >_< cowonyet of ;;w;; gowd. +x3 CHAWWES. Now wet >_> us ;;w;; on, x3 my wowds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ join UwU ouw x3 powews, +xDD And >_> seek >w< how ^.^ we OwO may ÚwÚ pwejudice x3 the foe. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +Paris. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO WINCHESTEW, YORK, +x3 SUFFOWK, SOMERSET, ^w^ WAWWICK, x3 EXETEW, +:3 VEWNyON, BASSET, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ them, with +:33 his xDD sowdiews, :3 TAWBOT + +TAWBOT. OwO My >_> gwacious >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and ^.^ honyouwabwe ^-^ peews, +Heawing of x3 youw >_< awwivaw uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ weawm, +UwU I uWu have ^-^ awhiwe UwU given truce >w< unto x3 my UwU waws +;;w;; To UwU do x3 my >_> duty to x3 my sovereign; +^w^ In xDD sign UwU wheweof, ÚwÚ this awm :3 that hath ;;w;; wecwaim'd +;;w;; To x3 youw ^.^ obedience :33 fifty fortresses, +Twewve OwO cities, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seven OwO wawwed UwU towns of >_< stwength, +ÚwÚ Beside five :3 hundwed OwO pwisonyews of esteem, +xDD Wets faww :33 his xDD swowd >w< befowe x3 youw Highness' ^.^ feet, +xDD And with >_> submissive xDD woyawty of >_< heawt +^w^ Ascwibes x3 the :3 gwowy of :33 his conquest ^w^ got +First to x3 my ^w^ God ÚwÚ and :3 nyext >w< unto x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. >_< [Knyeews] +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the Lord Talbot, :33 uncwe :33 Gwoucestew, +:33 That hath UwU so ^-^ wong :33 been resident uWu in France? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Yes, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, x3 my OwO wiege. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Welcome, >_< bwave UwU captain ÚwÚ and ;;w;; victowious ^.^ wowd! +x3 When UwU I UwU was >_> young, >_< as yet UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 owd, +UwU I UwU do remember >w< how x3 my >w< fathew uWu said +^-^ A stoutew x3 champion >_< nyevew handled ^-^ swowd. +OwO Wong xDD since ^.^ we :3 wewe resolved of x3 youw truth, +uWu Youw faithfuw sewvice, ÚwÚ and x3 youw toiw uWu in UwU waw; +ÚwÚ Yet >_< nyevew uWu have xDD you ^w^ tasted UwU ouw :3 wewawd, +:33 Ow :33 been weguewdon'd with UwU so much >_< as thanks, +>_< Because >w< tiww nyow ^.^ we >_< nyevew saw x3 youw ;;w;; face. +Therefore stand xDD up; ÚwÚ and fow these ÚwÚ good deserts +We OwO hewe >w< cweate xDD you ^-^ Eaww of Shrewsbury; +xDD And uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; cowonyation OwO take x3 youw ;;w;; pwace. +Sennet. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt aww >_> but VEWNyON ÚwÚ and BASSET +VERNON. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, to UwU you, :3 that :3 wewe UwU so :3 hot uWu at :33 sea, +Disgracing of these cowouws :3 that UwU I ^-^ weaw +^w^ In honour of x3 my x3 nyobwe Lord of York +uWu Daw'st xDD thou ÚwÚ maintain x3 the xDD fowmew wowds xDD thou spak'st? +:33 BASSET. Yes, siw; >_< as weww >_< as xDD you dawe ;;w;; patwonyage +uWu The envious >_< bawking of x3 youw ^w^ saucy >_> tongue +^w^ Against x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >w< Duke of ^w^ Somewset. +VERNON. Siwwah, >w< thy ;;w;; wowd UwU I honour >_< as ^.^ he >w< is. +:33 BASSET. Why, >_> what >_> is uWu he? ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as York! +VERNON. ^.^ Hawk :33 ye: nyot :3 so. ^w^ In ^.^ witnyess, OwO take OwO ye x3 that. +[Strikes >w< him] +:33 BASSET. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou knowest x3 the law of :3 awms >_> is xDD such +:33 That ÚwÚ whoso ÚwÚ dwaws :3 a xDD swowd UwU 'tis xDD pwesent UwU death, +:33 Ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ this ^w^ bwow >_> shouwd broach >w< thy deawest blood. +OwO But I'll >w< unto :33 his ;;w;; Majesty ÚwÚ and ^w^ cwave +UwU I OwO may uWu have ^w^ wibewty to >_< venge ÚwÚ this >_> wwong; +x3 When xDD thou shalt >_> see I'll :3 meet uWu thee to >w< thy OwO cost. +VERNON. xDD Weww, miscweant, I'll be there >_< as >w< soon >_< as uWu you; +^.^ And, after, :3 meet xDD you :33 soonyew than xDD you would. 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Lord ^.^ Bishop, uWu set x3 the >_< cwown ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> head. +WINCHESTEW. ^w^ God :3 save ^w^ King Henry, of :3 that xDD nyame x3 the xDD Sixth! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Nyow, >w< Guvwnyow of >_< Pawis, OwO take x3 youw ^-^ oath +[GOVEWNyOW knyeews] +:33 That xDD you :33 ewect nyo othew x3 king >_> but :3 him, +ÚwÚ Esteem >_< nyonye ^w^ fwiends >_> but xDD such >_< as OwO awe :33 his OwO fwiends, +xDD And >_< nyonye x3 youw ^-^ foes >_> but xDD such >_< as UwU shaww pwetend +^-^ Mawicious pwactices OwO against :33 his state. +This UwU shaww OwO ye UwU do, UwU so OwO hewp xDD you xDD wighteous uWu God! +Exeunt >w< GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ and :33 his twain + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN xDD FASTOWFE + +FASTOLFE. OwO My >_> gwacious sovereign, >_< as UwU I rode from OwO Cawais, +;;w;; To ^.^ haste >w< unto x3 youw coronation, +^-^ A >_> wettew UwU was :33 dewivew'd to x3 my ^.^ hands, +;;w;; Wwit to x3 youw Gwace from x3 th' >w< Duke of ^-^ Buwgundy. +TAWBOT. Shame to x3 the >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Buwgundy ÚwÚ and uWu thee! +UwU I ;;w;; vow'd, UwU base UwU knyight, when UwU I uWu did :3 meet uWu thee :3 nyext +;;w;; To teaw x3 the >w< Gawtew from >w< thy craven's ^-^ weg, ;;w;; [Pwucking >w< it off] +>_< Which UwU I uWu have :33 donye, uWu because unwowthiwy +^.^ Thou >w< wast installed uWu in :3 that xDD high uWu degwee. +^w^ Pawdon uWu me, princely Henry, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> west: +This dastard, uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ battwe of Patay, +x3 When >_> but uWu in aww UwU I UwU was six thousand :33 stwong, +xDD And :3 that x3 the OwO Fwench :3 wewe almost ;;w;; ten to one, +^.^ Befowe ^.^ we >w< met ow :3 that :3 a ^w^ stwoke UwU was ^w^ given, +Wike to :3 a trusty squire uWu did >w< wun :3 away; +^w^ In which OwO assauwt ^.^ we wost >_< twewve :3 hundwed ÚwÚ men; +xDD Mysewf ÚwÚ and divers gentlemen :3 beside +^.^ Wewe there suwpwis'd ÚwÚ and :33 taken pwisonyews. +UwU Then ^w^ judge, great wowds, >_> if UwU I uWu have donye xDD amiss, +:33 Ow >w< whethew :3 that xDD such ^w^ cowawds ought to ^-^ weaw +This ^w^ ownyament of knighthood-yea ow >w< nyo. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; To >_> say x3 the truth, ÚwÚ this ^w^ fact UwU was ^.^ infamous +xDD And :33 iww x3 beseeming xDD any ^w^ common ^w^ man, +Much ^.^ mowe :3 a UwU knyight, :3 a ;;w;; captain, ÚwÚ and :3 a leader. +TAWBOT. x3 When xDD fiwst ÚwÚ this order UwU was ordain'd, x3 my wowds, +^-^ Knyights of x3 the >w< Gawtew :3 wewe of x3 nyobwe birth, +;;w;; Vawiant ÚwÚ and virtuous, full of ^.^ haughty couwage, +>w< Such >_< as :3 wewe grown to cwedit ^.^ by x3 the x3 waws; +ÚwÚ Nyot feawing :33 death nor shrinking fow UwU distwess, +OwO But awways resolute uWu in UwU most extremes. +>w< He xDD then :3 that >_> is nyot OwO fuwnyish'd uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; sowt +^-^ Doth >_> but usuwp x3 the uWu sacwed xDD nyame of UwU knyight, +Pwofanying ÚwÚ this UwU most ^.^ honyouwabwe order, +xDD And should, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe ÚwÚ wowthy to be ^w^ judge, +^w^ Be quite >_> degwaded, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu hedge-bown :3 swain +:33 That xDD doth presume to boast of ^-^ gentwe blood. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Stain to >w< thy ÚwÚ countwymen, xDD thou x3 heaw'st >w< thy +doom. +^w^ Be UwU packing, OwO thewefowe, xDD thou :3 that >w< wast :3 a ;;w;; knyight; +ÚwÚ Hencefowth ^.^ we banyish uWu thee on :33 pain of death. +uWu Exit xDD FASTOWFE +xDD And now, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, x3 view x3 the >_> wettew +:3 Sent from UwU ouw :33 uncwe >w< Duke of ^-^ Buwgundy. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ [Viewing x3 the supewscwiption] >_> What means :33 his +>_> Gwace, :3 that ^.^ he hath chang'd :33 his >w< stywe? +No ^.^ mowe >_> but uWu pwain ÚwÚ and bluntly uWu 'To x3 the ^w^ King!' +>_< Hath ^.^ he fowgot ^.^ he >_> is :33 his OwO suvweign? +:33 Ow xDD doth ÚwÚ this churlish x3 supewscwiption +x3 Pwetend x3 some ÚwÚ awtewation uWu in >_> good-wiww? +x3 What's hewe? [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I have, ;;w;; upon ^-^ especiaw >_< cause, +^w^ Mov'd with >w< compassion of x3 my >_> countwy's ^.^ wweck, +OwO Togethew with x3 the ^w^ pitifuw >w< compwaints +Of xDD such >_< as x3 youw oppwession xDD feeds upon, +>w< Fowsaken x3 youw pewnyicious >_> faction, +xDD And OwO join'd with Chawwes, x3 the wightfuw ^w^ King of ^-^ Fwance.' +x3 O monstwous >w< tweachewy! UwU Can ÚwÚ this be UwU so +:33 That uWu in alliance, OwO amity, ÚwÚ and oaths, +>_> Thewe >_> shouwd be >_> found xDD such UwU fawse dissembling guiwe? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. What! ^-^ Doth x3 my :33 uncwe ÚwÚ Buwgundy ÚwÚ wevowt? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He :3 doth, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_> is :33 become x3 youw foe. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Is :3 that x3 the worst ÚwÚ this >_> wettew xDD doth :33 contain? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the ^.^ wowst, ÚwÚ and all, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he ^w^ wwites. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why xDD then Lord Talbot there UwU shaww tawk with +^.^ him +xDD And UwU give ^.^ him uWu chastisement fow ÚwÚ this ^-^ abuse. +How >_> say UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, OwO awe xDD you nyot :33 content? +TAWBOT. Content, x3 my wiege! Yes; >_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am prevented, +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have begg'd UwU I ^w^ might uWu have :33 been :3 empwoy'd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then gathew ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and :33 mawch >w< unto ^.^ him +>_< stwaight; +Let ^.^ him >_> pewceive >w< how :33 iww ^.^ we >w< bwook :33 his :3 tweason. +xDD And >_> what offence >w< it >_> is to fwout :33 his fwiends. +TAWBOT. UwU I x3 go, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu in >_< heawt desiring still +>_> You OwO may behowd :3 confusion of x3 youw foes. uWu Exit + +Entew VEWNyON ÚwÚ and BASSET + +VERNON. Grant ;;w;; me x3 the x3 combat, >_> gwacious OwO suvweign. +:33 BASSET. xDD And uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, gwant ;;w;; me x3 the :33 combat UwU too. +:3 YOWK. This >_> is x3 my :33 sewvant: hear :3 him, x3 nyobwe UwU Pwince. +uWu SOMEWSET. xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is mine: x3 sweet Henry, ^.^ favouw ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, wowds, ÚwÚ and UwU give them OwO weave to >_< speak. +Say, xDD gentwemen, >_> what x3 makes xDD you OwO thus ^w^ excwaim, +xDD And ^-^ whewefowe ^w^ cwave xDD you x3 combat, ow with >w< whom? +VERNON. With :3 him, x3 my wowd; fow ^.^ he hath donye ;;w;; me wrong. +:33 BASSET. xDD And UwU I with him; fow ^.^ he hath donye ;;w;; me wrong. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What >_> is :3 that wrong xDD wheweof xDD you both +UwU compwain? First wet ;;w;; me knyow, ÚwÚ and xDD then I'll answew OwO you. +:33 BASSET. Cwossing x3 the sea from England x3 into >_< Fwance, +This fewwow UwU hewe, with envious >_< cawping ;;w;; tongue, +Upbraided ;;w;; me about x3 the wose UwU I OwO weaw, +UwU Saying x3 the sanguine colour of x3 the >w< weaves +Did ;;w;; wepwesent x3 my xDD mastew's ;;w;; bwushing >_> cheeks +x3 When x3 stubbownwy ^.^ he uWu did UwU wepugn x3 the uWu twuth +About :3 a xDD cewtain ;;w;; question uWu in x3 the law +ÚwÚ Awgu'd betwixt x3 the >w< Duke of York ÚwÚ and him; +With othew ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and uWu ignyominyious terms +^w^ In confutation of which wude x3 wepwoach +xDD And uWu in x3 defence of x3 my UwU wowd's ^w^ wowthinyess, +UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 the ^-^ benyefit of law of arms. +VERNON. xDD And :3 that >_> is x3 my >w< petition, x3 nyobwe wowd; +For ^w^ though ^.^ he xDD seem with forged ^w^ quaint conceit +;;w;; To uWu set :3 a gloss ;;w;; upon :33 his bold intent, +ÚwÚ Yet knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I UwU was ^.^ pwovok'd ^.^ by :3 him, +xDD And ^.^ he xDD fiwst >_> took ÚwÚ exceptions uWu at ÚwÚ this ^w^ badge, +Pwonyouncing :3 that x3 the pawenyess of ÚwÚ this fwowew +Bewray'd x3 the ;;w;; faintnyess of x3 my xDD mastew's ;;w;; heawt. +:3 YOWK. Will nyot ÚwÚ this x3 mawice, ^w^ Somewset, be weft? +uWu SOMEWSET. uWu Youw >_> pwivate :3 gwudge, x3 my Lord of York, xDD wiww ^.^ out, +;;w;; Though ^w^ nye'ew UwU so >_> cunnyingwy xDD you >w< smothew :3 it. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ Good Wowd, >_> what ^-^ madnyess wuwes uWu in :33 bwainsick +men, x3 When fow UwU so :3 swight ÚwÚ and :33 fwivowous :3 a cause +>w< Such uWu factious emulations UwU shaww xDD awise! +^-^ Good cousins xDD both, of York ÚwÚ and ^w^ Somewset, +Quiet ^w^ youwsewves, UwU I pray, ÚwÚ and be uWu at peace. +:3 YOWK. Let ÚwÚ this xDD dissension xDD fiwst be ;;w;; twied ^.^ by x3 fight, +xDD And xDD then x3 youw >_> Highnyess UwU shaww ÚwÚ command :3 a peace. +uWu SOMEWSET. uWu The ^-^ quawwew x3 toucheth >_< nyonye >_> but >_> us ^.^ awonye; +Betwixt ouwsewves wet >_> us UwU decide >w< it UwU then. +:3 YOWK. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my pwedge; xDD accept :33 it, ^w^ Somewset. +VERNON. Nyay, wet >w< it xDD west :3 whewe >w< it began uWu at fiwst. +:33 BASSET. :33 Confiwm >w< it >_> so, >_< minye ^.^ honyouwabwe OwO wowd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 Confiwm >w< it so? ;;w;; Confounded be x3 youw stwife; +xDD And xDD pewish :3 ye, with x3 youw audacious xDD pwate! +>_< Pwesumptuous ^w^ vassaws, OwO awe xDD you nyot >w< asham'd +With ÚwÚ this xDD immodest ;;w;; cwamowous outrage +;;w;; To >_> twoubwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ distuwb x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and us? +xDD And UwU you, x3 my lords- uWu methinks xDD you UwU do nyot weww +;;w;; To UwU beaw with uWu theiw :3 pewvewse UwU objections, +Much less to OwO take ;;w;; occasion from uWu theiw mouths +;;w;; To >w< waise :3 a mutiny betwixt youwsewves. +Let ;;w;; me :33 pewsuade xDD you OwO take :3 a xDD bettew course. +UwU EXETEW. ^.^ It grieves :33 his ;;w;; Highnyess. ^-^ Good x3 my wowds, be fwiends. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Come hithew, xDD you :3 that ^.^ wouwd be combatants: +ÚwÚ Hencefowth UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, >_< as xDD you wuv UwU ouw favour, +>_< Quite to x3 fowget ÚwÚ this ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO cause. +xDD And UwU you, x3 my wowds, remember :3 whewe ^.^ we are: +^w^ In >_< Fwance, amongst :3 a >_> fickwe ^w^ wavewing nation; +;;w;; If ;;w;; they >_> pewceive xDD dissension uWu in UwU ouw :33 wooks +xDD And :3 that within ouwsewves ^.^ we disagree, +How xDD wiww uWu theiw gwudging ^w^ stomachs be ^.^ pwovok'd +;;w;; To ^.^ wiwfuw >w< disobedience, ÚwÚ and rebel! +>w< Beside, >_> what infamy xDD wiww there arise +x3 When :33 foweign pwinces UwU shaww be ÚwÚ cewtified +:33 That fow :3 a ^-^ toy, :3 a ^.^ thing of nyo regard, +^w^ King >_> Henwy's peews ÚwÚ and uWu chief >_> nyobiwity +;;w;; Destwoy'd x3 themsewves ÚwÚ and wost x3 the weawm of France! +>_< O, think ;;w;; upon x3 the conquest of x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +OwO My xDD tendew uWu yeaws; ÚwÚ and wet >_> us nyot :3 fowgo +:33 That fow :3 a xDD twifwe :3 that UwU was xDD bought with UwU bwood! +Let ;;w;; me be umpiwe uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ doubtfuw x3 stwife. +UwU I >_> see nyo weason, >_> if UwU I ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this rose, +[Putting on :3 a red wose] +:33 That xDD any one >_> shouwd >_< thewefowe be >w< suspicious +UwU I ^.^ mowe incline to Somerset than York: +UwU Both OwO awe x3 my :3 kinsmen, ÚwÚ and UwU I wuv them xDD both. +;;w;; As weww ;;w;; they OwO may x3 upbwaid ;;w;; me with x3 my :3 cwown, +Because, xDD fowsooth, x3 the ^w^ King of x3 Scots >_> is UwU cwown'd. +OwO But x3 youw discretions xDD bettew ^.^ can :33 pewsuade +Than UwU I ^w^ am able to instwuct ow ^-^ teach; +^.^ And, OwO thewefowe, >_< as ^.^ we ÚwÚ hithew ^-^ came uWu in ÚwÚ peace, +^w^ So wet >_> us still >w< continyue uWu peace ÚwÚ and love. +x3 Cousin of York, ^.^ we institute x3 youw Gwace +;;w;; To be UwU ouw Regent uWu in these parts of Fwance. +^.^ And, ÚwÚ good x3 my Lord of ^w^ Somewset, uWu unyite +uWu Youw troops of ^.^ howsemen with :33 his ^.^ bands of >w< foot; +xDD And ^.^ wike true xDD subjects, xDD sons of x3 youw uWu pwogenyitows, +Go cheerfully togethew ÚwÚ and digest +uWu Youw angry ^.^ chowew on x3 youw enemies. +Ourself, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, +>w< Aftew x3 some x3 wespite xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn to Calais; +Fwom thence to England, :3 whewe UwU I UwU hope ere ^-^ wong +;;w;; To be pwesented ^.^ by x3 youw victories +With Chawwes, Awencon, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^-^ twaitowous >_< wout. +>w< Fwouwish. Exeunt aww >_> but YORK, ^w^ WAWWICK, +x3 EXETEW, VEWNyON +WARWICK. OwO My Lord of York, UwU I promise UwU you, x3 the ^w^ King +Prettily, x3 methought, uWu did :33 pway x3 the >_< owatow. +:3 YOWK. xDD And UwU so ^.^ he ^.^ did; >_> but yet UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it >_> nyot, +^w^ In :3 that ^.^ he ^-^ weaws x3 the x3 badge of ^w^ Somewset. +WARWICK. Tush, :3 that UwU was >_> but :33 his fancy; uWu bwame ^.^ him x3 nyot; +UwU I dawe pwesume, x3 sweet >_< pwince, ^.^ he xDD thought nyo harm. +:3 YOWK. ^-^ An >_> if UwU I ÚwÚ wist ^.^ he x3 did-but wet >w< it rest; +;;w;; Othew affairs ^w^ must nyow be xDD manyaged. +Exeunt aww >_> but >_> EXETEW +UwU EXETEW. Weww :33 didst UwU thou, ^.^ Wichawd, to suppress >w< thy voice; +For xDD had x3 the passions of >w< thy >_< heawt burst ^.^ out, +UwU I feaw ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have :3 seen deciphew'd there +uWu Mowe >_< wancowous xDD spite, ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ fuwious waging bwoiws, +Than yet ^.^ can be xDD imagin'd ow >_< suppos'd. +OwO But howsoe'ew, nyo :33 simpwe x3 man :3 that sees +This >_< jawwing ^-^ discowd of nobility, +This shouwdewing of >_< each othew uWu in x3 the xDD couwt, +This uWu factious ^.^ bandying of uWu theiw xDD favouwites, +OwO But :3 that >w< it xDD doth presage x3 some :33 iww UwU event. +'Tis much when sceptres OwO awe uWu in chiwdwen's hands; +OwO But ^.^ mowe when :3 envy breeds :3 unkind UwU division: +>_> Thewe x3 comes x3 the >w< wuin, there ÚwÚ begins uWu confusion. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +Fwance. ^.^ Befowe xDD Bowdeaux + +Entew TALBOT, with >_< twump ÚwÚ and drum + +TAWBOT. Go to x3 the :3 gates of Bordeaux, ^.^ twumpetew; +^.^ Summon uWu theiw general >w< unto x3 the wall. + +Trumpet sounds :3 a >_< pawwey. OwO Entew, awoft, x3 the +GENyEWAW ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE FRENCH, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +:3 Engwish John Talbot, UwU Captains, ;;w;; cawws xDD you ^-^ fowth, +Sewvant uWu in :3 awms to ÚwÚ Hawwy ^w^ King of x3 Engwand; +xDD And OwO thus ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd open x3 youw UwU city ^.^ gates, +^w^ Be humble to us, caww x3 my suvweignvouws +xDD And UwU do ^.^ him UwU homage >_< as obedient xDD subjects, +xDD And I'll >_< withdwaw ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my bwoody power; +OwO But >_> if xDD you fwown ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this x3 pwoffew'd ÚwÚ peace, +>_> You tempt x3 the UwU fuwy of x3 my >w< thwee uWu attendants, +x3 Wean faminye, >_> quawtewing >w< steew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwimbing x3 fiwe; +Who uWu in :3 a x3 moment even with x3 the ^.^ eawth +Shall uWu way x3 youw ÚwÚ statewy ÚwÚ and ^w^ aiw :33 bwaving UwU towews, +;;w;; If xDD you ^w^ fowsake x3 the offer of uWu theiw love. +GENyEWAW ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE ^.^ FWENCH. ^.^ Thou >w< ominyous ÚwÚ and x3 feawfuw owl of +UwU death, +Our ^.^ nyation's tewwow ÚwÚ and uWu theiw bwoody uWu scouwge! +uWu The pewiod of >w< thy uWu tywanny approacheth. +On >_> us xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot enter >_> but ^.^ by ÚwÚ death; +For, UwU I protest, ^.^ we OwO awe weww >_> fowtified, +xDD And >w< stwong enough to x3 issue x3 out ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. +;;w;; If xDD thou wetiwe, x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin, weww :33 appointed, +Stands with x3 the ^.^ snyawes of >w< waw to ÚwÚ tangwe thee. +On xDD eithew uWu hand uWu thee there OwO awe squadrons pitch'd +;;w;; To waww uWu thee from x3 the ^w^ wibewty of x3 fwight, +xDD And nyo uWu way ;;w;; canst xDD thou turn uWu thee fow xDD wedwess +OwO But :33 death xDD doth >w< fwont uWu thee with apparent :33 spoiw +xDD And pawe >w< destwuction ^.^ meets uWu thee uWu in x3 the ;;w;; face. +uWu Ten thousand OwO Fwench uWu have >_> ta'en x3 the sacwament +;;w;; To ^w^ wive uWu theiw uWu dangewous ^w^ awtiwwewy +>_> Upon nyo Christian :3 souw >_> but :3 Engwish uWu Tawbot. +Lo, there xDD thou :3 stand'st, :3 a :33 bweathing uWu vawiant ^w^ man, +Of >w< an invincibwe unconquer'd :33 spiwit! +This >_> is x3 the ^-^ watest :3 gwowy of >w< thy praise +:33 That I, >w< thy enyemy, >_< due uWu thee withal; +For ere x3 the gwass :3 that nyow ÚwÚ begins to >w< wun +>w< Finyish x3 the xDD pwocess of :33 his uWu sandy ^-^ houw, +;;w;; These eyes :3 that >_> see uWu thee nyow weww :3 cowouwed +Shall >_> see uWu thee withewed, x3 bwoody, pawe, ÚwÚ and uWu dead. +[Drum afaw off] +:33 Hawk! x3 hawk! uWu The ;;w;; Dauphin's dwum, :3 a :3 wawnying OwO beww, +;;w;; Sings x3 heavy uWu music to >w< thy uWu timowous ^.^ souw; +xDD And >_< minye UwU shaww OwO wing >w< thy xDD diwe :3 depawtuwe OwO out. uWu Exit +TAWBOT. >w< He fables x3 nyot; UwU I hear x3 the enemy. +Out, x3 some >w< wight howsemen, ÚwÚ and OwO pewuse uWu theiw xDD wings. +>_< O, negligent ÚwÚ and heedwess >w< discipwinye! +How OwO awe ^.^ we >_< pawk'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ bounded uWu in :3 a pawe +^-^ A xDD wittwe hewd of Engwand's uWu timowous deew, +xDD Maz'd with :3 a ^-^ yewping kennel of OwO Fwench cuws! +;;w;; If ^.^ we be :3 Engwish deew, be xDD then uWu in ^-^ bwood; +ÚwÚ Nyot UwU wascaw-wike to faww down with :3 a pinch, +OwO But UwU wathew, >_> moody-mad ÚwÚ and despewate uWu stags, +Tuwn on x3 the bwoody >_< hounds with heads of steew +xDD And >_< make x3 the ^w^ cowawds stand >_< awoof uWu at x3 bay. +Sell every x3 man :33 his >w< wife >_< as uWu deaw >_< as >_> minye, +xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww find uWu deaw >w< deew of us, x3 my fwiends. +^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint ;;w;; Geowge, Talbot ÚwÚ and Engwand's wight, +:33 Pwospew UwU ouw cowouws uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu dangewous ^.^ fight! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +Plains uWu in Gascony + +Entew YORK, with ÚwÚ twumpet ÚwÚ and UwU many soldiers. ^-^ A +MESSENGEW ^.^ meets ^.^ him + +:3 YOWK. ^w^ Awe nyot x3 the UwU speedy ^w^ scouts wetuwn'd again +:33 That >_< dogg'd x3 the ^-^ mighty ^.^ awmy of x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin? +x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ They OwO awe :3 wetuwn'd, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it x3 out +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is :3 mawch'd to xDD Bowdeaux with :33 his powew +;;w;; To >w< fight with ;;w;; Tawbot; >_< as ^.^ he :3 mawch'd along, +^-^ By x3 youw >_< espiaws :3 wewe discovered +Two OwO mightiew troops than :3 that x3 the uWu Dauphin ;;w;; wed, +>_< Which OwO join'd with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and UwU made uWu theiw :33 mawch fow +>_< Bowdeaux. +:3 YOWK. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon :3 that viwwain Somerset +:33 That OwO thus delays x3 my promised suppwy +Of ^.^ howsemen :3 that :3 wewe ^w^ wevied fow ÚwÚ this siege! +UwU Wenyownyed Talbot xDD doth >_< expect x3 my ^w^ aid, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am uWu wouted ^.^ by :3 a traitor viwwain +xDD And ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp x3 the x3 nyobwe ^-^ chevawiew. +^w^ God uWu comfowt ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ this nyecessity! +;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu miscawwy, >_< faweweww UwU waws uWu in Fwance. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM WUCY + +x3 WUCY. ^.^ Thou princely weadew of UwU ouw :3 Engwish >_< stwength, +xDD Nyevew UwU so needful on x3 the ^.^ eawth of >_< Fwance, +>_< Spuw to x3 the OwO wescue of x3 the x3 nyobwe Talbot, +Who nyow >_> is ;;w;; giwdwed with :3 a x3 waist of iwon +xDD And hemm'd about with gwim ^.^ destwuction. +;;w;; To Bordeaux, warlike >w< Duke! to Bordeaux, York! +^w^ Ewse, >_< faweweww Talbot, >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and Engwand's honyouw. +:3 YOWK. x3 O :33 God, :3 that ^w^ Somewset, who uWu in OwO pwoud >_< heawt +^-^ Doth ÚwÚ stop x3 my ÚwÚ cownyets, :3 wewe uWu in Tawbot's ÚwÚ pwace! +^w^ So >_> shouwd ^.^ we :3 save :3 a uWu vawiant ÚwÚ gentweman +^-^ By fowfeiting :3 a traitor ÚwÚ and :3 a cowawd. +Mad ^-^ iwe ÚwÚ and wrathful UwU fuwy x3 makes ;;w;; me xDD weep +:33 That OwO thus ^.^ we ^-^ die OwO whiwe remiss traitors OwO sweep. +x3 WUCY. >_< O, >_> send x3 some succouw to x3 the uWu distwess'd ^.^ wowd! +:3 YOWK. >w< He :33 dies; ^.^ we OwO wose; UwU I bweak x3 my warlike OwO wowd. +We uWu mouwn: Fwance >_> smiwes. We lose: ;;w;; they x3 daiwy OwO get- +All ^-^ wong of ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe traitor ^w^ Somewset. +x3 WUCY. UwU Then ^w^ God OwO take xDD mewcy on >_< bwave Tawbot's x3 souw, +xDD And on :33 his x3 son, xDD young John, who >w< two >_> houws xDD since +UwU I >w< met uWu in travel toward :33 his warlike :33 fathew. +This ÚwÚ seven years uWu did nyot Talbot >_> see :33 his son; +xDD And nyow ;;w;; they :3 meet :3 whewe both uWu theiw ;;w;; wives OwO awe ^-^ donye. +:3 YOWK. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what joy UwU shaww x3 nyobwe Talbot uWu have +;;w;; To bid :33 his xDD young >_< son wewcome to :33 his gwave? +>_> Away! uWu vexation almost xDD stops x3 my :33 bweath, +:33 That UwU sund'wed ^w^ fwiends x3 gweet uWu in x3 the >_> houw of death. +Wucy, faweweww; nyo ^.^ mowe x3 my :3 fowtunye ^.^ can +OwO But UwU cuwse x3 the cause UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> aid x3 the man. +^-^ Mainye, :33 Bwois, >_< Poictiews, ÚwÚ and Touws, OwO awe ^.^ won OwO away +OwO Wong aww of Somerset ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 deway. uWu Exit with forces +x3 WUCY. Thus, OwO whiwe x3 the vulture of >_> sedition +>_< Feeds uWu in x3 the ^w^ bosom of xDD such great commanders, +Sleeping ÚwÚ nyegwection xDD doth ÚwÚ betway to ^-^ woss +uWu The conquest of UwU ouw scawce UwU cowd x3 conquewow, +:33 That evew-wiving x3 man of xDD memowy, +Henwy x3 the >w< Fifth. Whiwes ;;w;; they >_< each othew cwoss, +Wives, honours, lands, ÚwÚ and all, huwwy to loss. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +;;w;; Othew UwU pwains of Gascony + +Entew SOMERSET, With :33 his fowces; >w< an OFFICEW of +>_> TAWBOT'S with ^.^ him + +uWu SOMEWSET. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too late; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> send them now. +This ÚwÚ expedition UwU was ^.^ by York ÚwÚ and Talbot +Too rashly pwotted; aww UwU ouw general force +^.^ Might with :3 a >_> sawwy of x3 the xDD vewy :33 town +^w^ Be UwU buckwed with. uWu The uvw daring Talbot +>_< Hath UwU suwwied aww :33 his gloss of xDD fowmew honour +^-^ By ÚwÚ this unheedful, desperate, >w< wiwd adventuwe. +York uWu set ^.^ him on to >w< fight ÚwÚ and ^-^ die uWu in ;;w;; shame. +^.^ That, Talbot >_< dead, great York ^w^ might UwU beaw x3 the nyame. +:3 OFFICEW. :3 Hewe >_> is Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam Wucy, who with ;;w;; me +Set from UwU ouw xDD o'ew-match'd forces fowth fow OwO aid. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM WUCY + +uWu SOMEWSET. How now, Sir xDD Wiwwiam! x3 Whithew :3 wewe xDD you >_< sent? +x3 WUCY. Whithew, x3 my ^.^ wowd! Fwom xDD bought ÚwÚ and sold Lord +Talbot, +UwU Who, wing'd about with bold advewsity, +>w< Cwies x3 out fow x3 nyobwe York ÚwÚ and Somerset +;;w;; To xDD beat ^w^ assaiwing :33 death from :33 his xDD weak wegions; +xDD And whiwes x3 the ^.^ honyouwabwe UwU captain there +>w< Dwops bwoody UwU sweat from :33 his war-wearied x3 wimbs +^.^ And, uWu in ^w^ advantage wing'wing, :33 wooks fow wescue, +>_< You, :33 his UwU fawse hopes, x3 the :33 twust of Engwand's honyouw, +^w^ Keep x3 off >_< awoof with :33 wowthwess emulation. +Let nyot x3 youw >_> pwivate ^-^ discowd >_< keep OwO away +uWu The ^w^ wevied succouws :3 that >_> shouwd xDD wend ^.^ him ^w^ aid, +While xDD he, uWu wenyownyed x3 nyobwe gentweman, +;;w;; Yiewd x3 up :33 his >w< wife >w< unto :3 a wowwd of odds. +Owweans x3 the Bastard, Chawwes, x3 Buwgundy, +Awencon, Weignyiew, compass ^.^ him about, +xDD And Talbot perisheth ^.^ by x3 youw >_> defauwt. +uWu SOMEWSET. York uWu set ^.^ him xDD on; York >_> shouwd uWu have sent ^.^ him OwO aid. +x3 WUCY. xDD And York >_< as ÚwÚ fast ;;w;; upon x3 youw Gwace >_> excwaims, +Swearing :3 that xDD you :3 withhowd :33 his ^w^ wevied >_< host, +Cowwected fow ÚwÚ this UwU expedition. +uWu SOMEWSET. York >w< wies; ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have sent ÚwÚ and xDD had x3 the horse. +UwU I >_> owe ^.^ him xDD wittwe >_> duty ÚwÚ and less xDD wuv, +xDD And OwO take fouw ^w^ scown to ^-^ fawn on ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 sending. +x3 WUCY. uWu The OwO fwaud of England, nyot x3 the force of >_< Fwance, +>_< Hath nyow >_< entwapp'd x3 the x3 nyobwe >_> minded uWu Tawbot. +xDD Nyevew to England UwU shaww ^.^ he UwU beaw :33 his :3 wife, +OwO But dies betray'd to :3 fowtunye ^.^ by x3 youw x3 stwife. +uWu SOMEWSET. ^.^ Come, go; UwU I xDD wiww dispatch x3 the ^.^ howsemen >_< stwaight; +OwO Within six >_> houws ;;w;; they xDD wiww be uWu at :33 his OwO aid. +x3 WUCY. Too wate x3 comes ^.^ wescue; ^.^ he >_> is >_> ta'en ow x3 swain, +For fwy ^.^ he couwd nyot >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have fled; +xDD And fwy ^.^ wouwd Talbot ;;w;; nyevew, ^w^ though ^.^ he ^.^ might. +uWu SOMEWSET. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be >_< dead, >_< bwave Talbot, >w< then, ^w^ adieu! +x3 WUCY. ÚwÚ His fame ;;w;; wives uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, :33 his ^-^ shame uWu in OwO you. Exeunt + + +>w< SCENyE 5. + +uWu The :3 Engwish ÚwÚ camp nyeaw xDD Bowdeaux + +Entew :3 TAWBOT ÚwÚ and >_< JOHN :33 his >_< son + +TAWBOT. x3 O xDD young John ÚwÚ Tawbot! UwU I uWu did >_> send fow uWu thee +;;w;; To ;;w;; tutow uWu thee uWu in UwU stwatagems of waw, +:33 That Tawbot's xDD nyame ^w^ might be uWu in uWu thee xDD weviv'd +x3 When sapless age ÚwÚ and xDD weak xDD unyabwe x3 wimbs +Should ;;w;; bwing >w< thy >w< fathew to :33 his ;;w;; dwooping :3 chaiw. +But, x3 O malignant ÚwÚ and ;;w;; iww-boding UwU staws! +Now xDD thou awt come >w< unto :3 a >_> feast of UwU death, +^-^ A tewwibwe ÚwÚ and >w< unyavoided xDD dangew; +>_< Thewefowe, uWu deaw ^-^ boy, ^-^ mount on x3 my :33 swiftest horse, +xDD And I'll direct uWu thee >w< how xDD thou shalt escape +^-^ By ^.^ sudden fwight. ^.^ Come, dawwy >_> nyot, be ;;w;; gonye. +OwO JOHN. Is x3 my xDD nyame Talbot, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am UwU I x3 youw uWu son? +xDD And UwU shaww UwU I >w< fwy? >_< O, >_> if xDD you wuv x3 my :33 mothew, +Dishonour nyot her ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 nyame, +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a ^.^ bastawd ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; swave of me! +uWu The wowwd xDD wiww >_> say ^.^ he >_> is nyot Tawbot's :3 bwood +:33 That xDD basewy ^w^ fwed when x3 nyobwe Talbot ^-^ stood. +TAWBOT. xDD Fwy to xDD wevenge x3 my UwU death, >_> if UwU I be ^w^ swain. +OwO JOHN. >w< He :3 that fwies UwU so xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ wetuwn ;;w;; again. +TAWBOT. ;;w;; If ^.^ we both ;;w;; stay, ^.^ we both OwO awe >_< suwe to die. +OwO JOHN. UwU Then wet ;;w;; me >_< stay; x3 and, ÚwÚ fathew, UwU do xDD you fwy. +uWu Youw ^-^ woss >_> is ^.^ gweat, UwU so x3 youw regard >_> shouwd be; +OwO My ^.^ wowth uWu unknyown, nyo ^-^ woss >_> is ÚwÚ knyown uWu in OwO me; +>_> Upon x3 my :33 death x3 the OwO Fwench ^.^ can xDD wittwe boast; +^w^ In >_> youws ;;w;; they :33 wiww, uWu in xDD you aww hopes OwO awe :3 wost. +Flight ;;w;; cannyot stain x3 the honour xDD you uWu have ^w^ won; +OwO But >_< minye >w< it :33 wiww, :3 that nyo ^.^ expwoit uWu have donye; +>_> You ^w^ fwed fow vantage, every one xDD wiww :33 sweaw; +OwO But >_> if UwU I UwU bow, they'ww >_> say >w< it UwU was fow ;;w;; feaw. +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo UwU hope :3 that OwO evew UwU I xDD wiww xDD stay +;;w;; If x3 the xDD fiwst >_> houw UwU I >w< shwink ÚwÚ and >w< wun xDD away. +Here, on x3 my OwO knyee, UwU I ÚwÚ beg uWu mowtawity, +Rather than >w< wife preserv'd with xDD infamy. +TAWBOT. Shall aww >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's hopes >_< wie uWu in one ^.^ tomb? +OwO JOHN. Ay, rather than I'll ^-^ shame x3 my ;;w;; mothew's womb. +TAWBOT. >_> Upon x3 my >_> bwessing UwU I ÚwÚ command uWu thee ÚwÚ go. +OwO JOHN. ;;w;; To >w< fight UwU I :33 wiww, >_> but nyot to fwy x3 the foe. +TAWBOT. Pawt of >w< thy >w< fathew OwO may be >w< sav'd uWu in thee. +OwO JOHN. No ÚwÚ pawt of ^.^ him >_> but xDD wiww be ^-^ shame uWu in x3 me. +TAWBOT. ^.^ Thou >_< nyevew >w< hadst OwO wenyown, nor ;;w;; canst nyot wose :3 it. +OwO JOHN. Yes, x3 youw uWu wenyownyed UwU nyame; UwU shaww :33 fwight abuse :33 it? +TAWBOT. x3 Thy father's :3 chawge UwU shaww ^-^ cweaw uWu thee from :3 that :3 stain. +OwO JOHN. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot >_> witnyess fow uWu me, ^.^ being ^w^ swain. +;;w;; If :33 death be UwU so apparent, xDD then both fwy. +TAWBOT. xDD And OwO weave x3 my ÚwÚ fowwowews OwO hewe to >w< fight ÚwÚ and die? +OwO My age UwU was >_< nyevew xDD tainted with xDD such ;;w;; shame. +OwO JOHN. xDD And UwU shaww x3 my :33 youth be guiwty of xDD such blame? +No ^.^ mowe ^.^ can UwU I be ÚwÚ sevewed from x3 youw x3 side +Than ^.^ can >_> youwsewf >_> youwsewf >_> youwsewf uWu in twain ÚwÚ divide. +Stay, x3 go, UwU do >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, x3 the ^.^ wike UwU do x3 I; +For ^w^ wive UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> if x3 my >w< fathew die. +TAWBOT. UwU Then OwO hewe UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave of ÚwÚ thee, >w< faiw x3 son, +x3 Bown to OwO ecwipse >w< thy >w< wife ÚwÚ this aftewnyoon. +^.^ Come, x3 side ^.^ by x3 side togethew ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and :3 die; +xDD And :3 souw with :3 souw from Fwance to heaven fwy. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 6. + +^-^ A field of ÚwÚ battwe + +:3 Awawum: excuwsions wherein >_< JOHN :3 TAWBOT >_> is hemm'd +about, ÚwÚ and :3 TAWBOT uWu wescues ^.^ him + +TAWBOT. Saint ^w^ Geowge ÚwÚ and x3 victowy! Fight, xDD sowdiews, ^w^ fight. +uWu The Regent hath with Talbot broke :33 his ;;w;; wowd +xDD And left >_> us to x3 the xDD wage of Fwance :33 his ^-^ swowd. +Whewe >_> is John ^w^ Tawbot? >_> Pause ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< thy breath; +UwU I uWu gave uWu thee >w< wife ÚwÚ and >_> wescu'd uWu thee from death. +OwO JOHN. >_< O, twice x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, twice ^w^ am UwU I >w< thy ^w^ son! +uWu The >w< wife xDD thou >w< gav'st ;;w;; me xDD fiwst UwU was wost ÚwÚ and donye +Tiww with >w< thy warlike uWu swowd, ;;w;; despite of fate, +;;w;; To x3 my ;;w;; detewmin'd time xDD thou >w< gav'st x3 nyew >_> date. +TAWBOT. x3 When from x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's uWu cwest >w< thy xDD swowd >w< stwuck +^w^ fiwe, +^.^ It x3 wawm'd >w< thy father's >_< heawt with OwO pwoud ^.^ desiwe +Of xDD bowd-fac'd ^.^ victowy. UwU Then weaden age, +^-^ Quicken'd with youthfuw UwU spween ÚwÚ and warlike rage, +uWu Beat down Awencon, ^.^ Owweans, x3 Buwgundy, +xDD And from x3 the >_< pwide of Gawwia rescued thee. +uWu The iwefuw ^.^ bastawd ^.^ Owweans, :3 that >w< dwew :3 bwood +Fwom ÚwÚ thee, x3 my ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and xDD had x3 the ^.^ maidenhood +Of >w< thy xDD fiwst x3 fight, UwU I >w< soon UwU encountewed +^.^ And, intewchanging ÚwÚ bwows, UwU I quickly x3 shed +;;w;; Some of :33 his ^.^ bastawd ^-^ bwood; ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD disgwace +xDD Bespoke ^.^ him thus: ÚwÚ 'Contaminyated, base, +xDD And misbegotten :3 bwood UwU I ^.^ spiww of xDD thinye, +UwU Mean ÚwÚ and >w< wight OwO poow, fow :3 that puwe :3 bwood of >_< minye +>_< Which xDD thou :33 didst force from Talbot, x3 my >_< bwave UwU boy.' +:3 Hewe UwU puwposing x3 the :33 Bastawd to destroy, +>_< Came uWu in >w< stwong rescue. ÚwÚ Speak, >w< thy father's ;;w;; cawe; +Awt xDD thou nyot OwO weawy, ^w^ John? How dost xDD thou >_> fawe? +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou yet OwO weave x3 the battwe, ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and fly, +Now xDD thou awt OwO seaw'd x3 the >_< son of ;;w;; chivawwy? +:33 Fwy, to xDD wevenge x3 my :33 death when UwU I ^w^ am dead: +uWu The OwO hewp of one >w< stands ;;w;; me uWu in xDD wittwe stead. +>_< O, ^w^ too much >w< fowwy >_> is :33 it, weww UwU I UwU wot, +;;w;; To >_< hazawd aww UwU ouw ;;w;; wives uWu in one UwU smaww xDD boat! +;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ to-day ^-^ die nyot with Frenchmen's rage, +>_< To-mowwow UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ die with mickwe age. +^-^ By ;;w;; me ;;w;; they >_< nyothing ^.^ gain >w< an >_> if UwU I uWu stay: +'Tis >_> but x3 the :3 showt'nying of x3 my >w< wife one x3 day. +^w^ In uWu thee >w< thy mothew dies, UwU ouw household's :33 nyame, +OwO My ^w^ death's UwU wevenge, >w< thy youth, ÚwÚ and Engwand's ^w^ fame. +All these ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ^.^ we >_< hazawd ^.^ by >w< thy >_< stay; +All these OwO awe >w< sav'd >_> if xDD thou wiwt fwy xDD away. +OwO JOHN. uWu The xDD swowd of Owweans hath nyot UwU made ;;w;; me >w< smawt; +;;w;; These wowds of >_> youws dwaw life-blood from x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +On :3 that ÚwÚ advantage, xDD bought with xDD such :3 a UwU shame, +;;w;; To :3 save :3 a paltry >w< wife ÚwÚ and slay uWu bwight x3 fame, +^.^ Befowe xDD young Talbot from ;;w;; owd Talbot fly, +uWu The x3 cowawd UwU howse :3 that bears ;;w;; me faww ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! +xDD And ^.^ wike ;;w;; me to x3 the peasant >_< boys of >_< Fwance, +;;w;; To be UwU shame's ^w^ scown ÚwÚ and x3 subject of mischance! +uWu Suwewy, ^.^ by aww x3 the :3 gwowy xDD you uWu have >_> won, +^-^ An >_> if UwU I fly, UwU I ^w^ am nyot Tawbot's son; +UwU Then tawk nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 fwight, >w< it >_> is nyo OwO boot; +;;w;; If >_< son to Talbot, ^-^ die uWu at Tawbot's ^-^ foot. +TAWBOT. UwU Then ;;w;; fowwow xDD thou >w< thy desp'wate >w< siwe of ^w^ Cwete, +^.^ Thou xDD Icawus; >w< thy >w< wife to ;;w;; me >_> is sweet. +;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt x3 fight, >w< fight ^.^ by >w< thy father's x3 side; +^.^ And, commendabwe pwov'd, >_> wet's ^-^ die uWu in pwide. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 7. + +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +Alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. Entew ;;w;; owd :3 TAWBOT x3 wed ^.^ by :3 a SEWVANT + +TAWBOT. Whewe >_> is x3 my othew :33 wife? Mine UwU own >_> is ;;w;; gonye. +>_< O, where's xDD young ^w^ Tawbot? Whewe >_> is uWu vawiant ^w^ John? +^-^ Twiumphant UwU death, ^-^ smeaw'd with ^w^ captivity, +Young Tawbot's valour x3 makes ;;w;; me ;;w;; smiwe uWu at thee. +x3 When ^.^ he ^-^ pewceiv'd ;;w;; me >w< shwink ÚwÚ and on x3 my OwO knyee, +ÚwÚ His bwoody xDD swowd ^.^ he :3 bwandish'd uvw uWu me, +xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a hungwy wion uWu did ^.^ commence +^-^ Wough >_< deeds of xDD wage ÚwÚ and xDD stewn x3 impatience; +OwO But when x3 my angry xDD guawdant :33 stood ^-^ awonye, +UwU Tend'wing x3 my xDD wuin ÚwÚ and >_< assaiw'd of nyonye, +Dizzy-ey'd UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and great xDD wage of >_< heawt +Suddenly UwU made ^.^ him from x3 my x3 side to start +^.^ Into x3 the >w< cwust'wing ÚwÚ battwe of x3 the Fwench; +xDD And uWu in :3 that sea of :3 bwood x3 my ;;w;; boy uWu did UwU dwench +ÚwÚ His overmounting uWu spiwit; ÚwÚ and there died, +OwO My >_< Icawus, x3 my bwossom, uWu in :33 his pwide. + +Entew xDD sowdiews, :33 beawing x3 the >w< body of >_< JOHN :3 TAWBOT + +SEWVANT. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw uWu wowd, wo :3 whewe x3 youw >_< son >_> is ^w^ bownye! +TAWBOT. ^.^ Thou ^.^ antic Death, which waugh'st >_> us OwO hewe to ^.^ scown, +;;w;; Anyon, from >w< thy >_< insuwting tywanny, +Coupwed uWu in xDD bonds of xDD pewpetuity, +Two uWu Tawbots, >_> winged ^w^ thwough x3 the uWu withew :3 sky, +^w^ In >w< thy ;;w;; despite UwU shaww ;;w;; scape >_< mowtawity. +x3 O xDD thou x3 whose wounds :33 become hard-favoured Death, +^w^ Speak to >w< thy >w< fathew ere xDD thou yield >w< thy breath! +^-^ Bwave >_> Death ^.^ by ^-^ speaking, >w< whethew ^.^ he xDD wiww ow ^.^ nyo; +Imagine ^.^ him :3 a OwO Fwenchman ÚwÚ and >w< thy foe. +OwO Poow ^.^ boy! ^.^ he >_> smiwes, UwU methinks, >_< as who >_> shouwd say, +xDD Had >_> Death :33 been Fwench, xDD then >_> Death xDD had >w< died ^w^ to-day. +^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ and uWu way ^.^ him uWu in :33 his father's arms. +OwO My ^w^ spiwit ^.^ can nyo longer UwU beaw these >_> hawms. +Soldiers, ^w^ adieu! UwU I uWu have >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd have, +Now x3 my ;;w;; owd :3 awms OwO awe xDD young John Tawbot's x3 gwave. :33 [Dies] + +Entew CHAWWES, ÚwÚ AWENCON, BUWGUNDY, :33 BASTAWD, +LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ and forces + +x3 CHAWWES. xDD Had York ÚwÚ and Somerset ^.^ bwought OwO wescue x3 in, +We >_> shouwd uWu have >_> found :3 a bwoody day of UwU this. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. How x3 the xDD young whewp of UwU Tawbot's, waging wood, +Did >w< fwesh :33 his >_< puny xDD swowd uWu in Frenchmen's UwU bwood! +:33 PUCEWWE. Once UwU I encount'wed :3 him, ÚwÚ and OwO thus UwU I said: +;;w;; 'Thou >_< maiden youth, be >_< vanquish'd ^.^ by :3 a >_> maid.' +OwO But with :3 a OwO pwoud uWu majesticaw xDD high ^w^ scown +>w< He x3 answew'd thus: 'Young Talbot UwU was nyot bown +;;w;; To be x3 the pillage of :3 a giglot wench.' +So, uWu wushing uWu in x3 the bowels of x3 the Fwench, +>w< He left ;;w;; me proudly, >_< as >_< unwowthy ^w^ fight. +BURGUNDY. Doubtless ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made :3 a x3 nyobwe knyight. +xDD See :3 whewe ^.^ he wies inheawsed uWu in x3 the :3 awms +Of x3 the UwU most bwoody UwU nyuwsew of :33 his harms! +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 Hew them to :3 pieces, OwO hack uWu theiw bones asunder, +>_< Whose >w< wife UwU was Engwand's xDD gwowy, ^.^ Gawwia's :3 wondew. +x3 CHAWWES. >_< O, ^.^ nyo; fowbeaw! For :3 that which ^.^ we uWu have ^w^ fwed +^w^ Duwing x3 the :3 wife, wet >_> us nyot wrong >w< it uWu dead. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM Wucy, ^.^ attended; :3 a >_< FWENCH +uWu HEWAWD preceding + +x3 WUCY. Herald, ÚwÚ conduct ;;w;; me to x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's x3 tent, +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow who hath UwU obtain'd x3 the :3 gwowy of x3 the x3 day. +x3 CHAWWES. On >_> what >_> submissive ^-^ message awt xDD thou >_< sent? +x3 WUCY. ^.^ Submission, Dauphin! 'Tis :3 a mere OwO Fwench wowd: +We :3 Engwish :33 wawwiows uWu wot nyot >_> what >w< it means. +UwU I come to ^.^ knyow >_> what OwO pwisonyews xDD thou x3 hast x3 ta'en, +xDD And to ;;w;; suwvey x3 the >_< bodies of x3 the uWu dead. +x3 CHAWWES. For OwO pwisonyews >_> ask'st thou? Heww UwU ouw :3 pwison >w< is. +OwO But tell ;;w;; me ÚwÚ whom xDD thou :3 seek'st. +x3 WUCY. OwO But where's x3 the great x3 Awcides of x3 the >_> fiewd, +;;w;; Vawiant Lord Talbot, ^-^ Eaww of UwU Shwewsbuwy, +UwU Cweated fow :33 his OwO wawe >w< success uWu in :3 awms +UwU Gweat ^-^ Eaww of Washfowd, ;;w;; Watewfowd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Vawence, +Lord Talbot of Goodrig ÚwÚ and Urchinfield, +Lord Stwange of Bwackmewe, Lord ^w^ Vewdun of Awton, +Lord Cromwell of >_> Wingfiewd, Lord Furnival of >w< Sheffiewd, +uWu The thrice ;;w;; victowious Lord of Fawconbwidge, +OwO Knyight of x3 the x3 nyobwe order of Saint ;;w;; Geowge, +Wowthy Saint Michael, ÚwÚ and x3 the Gowden :33 Fweece, +UwU Gweat UwU Mawshaw to Henwy x3 the Sixth +Of aww :33 his UwU waws within x3 the weawm of France? +:33 PUCEWWE. >_> Hewe's :3 a ^w^ siwwy-statewy >_> stywe ^w^ indeed! +uWu The ÚwÚ Tuwk, :3 that >w< two ÚwÚ and :33 fifty OwO kingdoms :33 hath, +:33 Wwites nyot UwU so tedious :3 a >_> stywe >_< as UwU this. +xDD Him :3 that xDD thou :3 magnyifi'st with aww these tides, +^-^ Stinking ÚwÚ and fwy-bwown wies OwO hewe uWu at UwU ouw xDD feet. +x3 WUCY. Is Talbot slain-the Frenchmen's >w< onwy scouwge, +uWu Youw kingdom's tewwow ÚwÚ and black ;;w;; Nyemesis? +>_< O, :3 wewe >_< minye :33 eye-bans x3 into x3 buwwets :3 tuwn'd, +:33 That UwU I uWu in xDD wage ^w^ might >w< shoot them uWu at x3 youw >_< faces! +x3 O :3 that UwU I couwd >_> but ^.^ can these >_< dead to wife! +^.^ It :3 wewe enough to :33 fwight x3 the weawm of Fwance. +^.^ Wewe >_> but :33 his ^-^ pictuwe left amongst xDD you UwU hewe, +^.^ It ^.^ wouwd amaze x3 the OwO pwoudest of xDD you all. +Give ;;w;; me uWu theiw >w< bodies, :3 that UwU I OwO may UwU beaw them >w< hence +xDD And UwU give them >w< buwiaw >_< as :33 beseems uWu theiw uWu wowth. +:33 PUCEWWE. UwU I think ÚwÚ this upstawt >_> is ;;w;; owd Tawbot's ;;w;; ghost, +>w< He xDD speaks with xDD such :3 a OwO pwoud uWu commanding >w< spiwit. +For >_> God's ^w^ sake, wet ^.^ him uWu have OwO them; to >_< keep them UwU hewe, +^-^ They ^.^ wouwd >_> but >w< stink, ÚwÚ and putrefy x3 the air. +x3 CHAWWES. ^w^ Go, OwO take uWu theiw >_< bodies x3 hence. +x3 WUCY. I'll UwU beaw them OwO hence; >_> but from uWu theiw >_> ashes UwU shaww be +x3 weaw'd +^-^ A ^w^ phoenyix :3 that UwU shaww >_< make aww Fwance afeawd. +x3 CHAWWES. ^w^ So ^.^ we be x3 wid of ÚwÚ them, UwU do with them >_> what xDD thou wilt. -And :3 nyow ^-^ to Paris in :3 this x3 conquewing ^-^ vein! -^-^ Aww uWu wiww >w< be UwU ouws, :3 nyow bwoody ;;w;; Tawbot's slain. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -Sennet. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and EXETEW - -KING HENRY. >_< Have you pewus'd OwO the letters ^-^ fwom OwO the Pope, -The >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of :33 Awmagnyac? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I x3 have, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ intent :3 is :33 this: -^.^ They humbly >w< sue x3 unto >_> youw Excewwence -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a x3 godwy xDD peace concwuded >_> of ->w< Between OwO the weawms >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO Fwance. -KING HENRY. OwO How doth >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 affect theiw ^.^ motion? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, my good lord, ÚwÚ and as OwO the only :3 means -ÚwÚ To xDD stop uWu effusion >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ Chwistian UwU bwood -And ^.^ stabwish ^-^ quietnyess uWu on every xDD side. -KING HENRY. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, UwU uncwe; uWu fow I :33 awways ^w^ thought -^w^ It ÚwÚ was uWu both ;;w;; impious ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw -:33 That such immanyity ÚwÚ and bwoody stwife -;;w;; Shouwd UwU weign UwU among ^.^ pwofessows >_> of ^-^ onye ;;w;; faith. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Beside, my lord, OwO the sooner ^-^ to :33 effect -And >_< suwew uWu bind :3 this knot >_> of >_> amity, -The Eaww >_> of >_< Awmagnyac, ;;w;; nyeaw xDD knyit ^-^ to Charles, -OwO A man >_> of gweat authowity in UwU Fwance, -uWu Pwoffews his only daughter ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Gwace -UwU In mawwiage, with :3 a uWu wawge ÚwÚ and sumptuous dowry. -KING HENRY. ^.^ Mawwiage, uncwe! ^.^ Awas, my years awe x3 young -And >_< fittew :3 is my study ÚwÚ and my :33 books ->w< Than >_< wanton dalliance with :3 a paramour. ->_> Yet caww th' >_< ambassadows, :3 and, as you please, -^w^ So let them ^.^ have theiw ^-^ answews every ^w^ onye. -I uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ content with ^-^ any UwU choice -:3 Tends ^-^ to God's >_> gwowy ÚwÚ and my ^-^ countwy's :33 weaw. - -x3 Entew in Cardinal's :33 habit ->_> BEAUFOWT, OwO the ;;w;; PAPAW LEGATE, ÚwÚ and two uWu AMBASSADOWS - -EXETER. >_< What! ^-^ Is my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew install'd -And xDD caww'd x3 unto :3 a OwO cawdinyaw's >_> degwee? -;;w;; Then I pewceive UwU that uWu wiww >w< be vewified -^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth >_> did sometime >_> pwophesy: -OwO 'If UwU once ^.^ he come ^-^ to >w< be :3 a cardinal, -He'll ^-^ make his ÚwÚ cap >_< co-equaw with OwO the x3 cwown.' -KING HENRY. UwU My ^.^ Wowds x3 Ambassadows, >_> youw uWu sevewaw ÚwÚ suits ->_< Have >_< been consider'd ÚwÚ and OwO debated x3 on. -Your OwO puwpose :3 is uWu both good ÚwÚ and weasonyabwe, -And OwO thewefowe awe ^-^ we cewtainwy resolv'd -ÚwÚ To dwaw >_< conditions >_> of :3 a fwiendwy :3 peace, -^w^ Which uWu by my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew ^-^ we UwU mean -:33 Shaww >w< be twanspowted ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to OwO Fwance. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; pwoffew >_> of my lord >_> youw :3 mastew, -I ^.^ have x3 infowm'd his Highness OwO so at large, -As, ^-^ wiking >_> of OwO the lady's ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ gifts, -Her :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< vawue >_> of xDD hew ^-^ dowew, -ÚwÚ He doth intend ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be England's Queen. -KING HENRY. uWu [To AMBASSADOW] UwU In awgument ÚwÚ and >_> pwoof >_> of -;;w;; which contract, -Beaw xDD hew :3 this ^-^ jewew, ;;w;; pwedge >_> of my UwU affection. -And so, my Wowd Protector, UwU see them >_> guawded -And OwO safewy ^w^ bwought ^-^ to Duvw; xDD whewe uWu inshipp'd, -:33 Commit them ^-^ to OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of OwO the >_> sea. - ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but WINCHESTEW ÚwÚ and OwO the LEGATE -WINCHESTER. >w< Stay, my Wowd Wegate; you uWu shaww ^.^ fiwst weceive -The sum >_> of money ;;w;; which I promised -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be UwU dewivewed ^-^ to his uWu Howinyess ->_< Fow >w< cwothing me in ^.^ these grave ^w^ ownyaments. -WEGATE. I uWu wiww ^.^ attend x3 upon >_> youw :33 wowdship's ^.^ weisuwe. -WINCHESTER. ^-^ [Aside] Nyow ;;w;; Winchestew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ submit, I ->_< twow, -Ow >w< be :3 infewiow ^-^ to OwO the pwoudest peer. -:33 Humphwey >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; weww pewceive -:33 That neither in biwth ^w^ ow uWu fow authowity -The ÚwÚ Bishop uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ uvwbownye uWu by thee. -I'll ;;w;; eithew ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee uWu stoop ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend >w< thy xDD knyee, -Ow sack :3 this ;;w;; countwy with :3 a >w< mutiny. >_< Exeunt - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -OwO Fwance. xDD Pwains in Anjou - -x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, BUWGUNDY, ;;w;; AWENCON, BASTARD, -^-^ WEIGNyIEW, WA uWu PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ and fowces - -CHARLES. ^.^ These UwU nyews, my x3 wowds, ^-^ may :33 cheew ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwooping -;;w;; spiwits: -^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said OwO the :33 stout ;;w;; Pawisians ^-^ do uWu wevowt -And xDD tuwn UwU again x3 unto OwO the ^.^ wawwike OwO Fwench. -ALENCON. ;;w;; Then mawch ^-^ to Pawis, :33 woyaw Charles >_> of UwU Fwance, -And ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot xDD back >_> youw >w< powews in dalliance. -PUCEWWE. xDD Peace >w< be ÚwÚ amongst ;;w;; them, ^-^ if uWu they xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_< us; -Else ruin combat with theiw UwU pawaces! - -x3 Entew :3 a :33 SCOUT - -x3 SCOUT. uWu Success x3 unto ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ vawiant general, -And >w< happinyess ^-^ to his accomplices! -CHARLES. What >_< tidings ^-^ send ^-^ ouw scouts? I ÚwÚ pwithee speak. -x3 SCOUT. The Engwish awmy, UwU that ;;w;; divided ÚwÚ was -x3 Into two :33 pawties, :3 is :3 nyow uWu conjoin'd in one, -And :3 means ^-^ to ^w^ give you ^-^ battwe >_> pwesentwy. -CHARLES. >w< Somewhat xDD too >_> sudden, ;;w;; siws, OwO the wawnying >_> is; -But ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy :3 pwovide uWu fow ^.^ them. ->w< BUWGUNDY. I xDD twust OwO the ghost >_> of Tawbot :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. -Nyow ^.^ he :3 is gone, my lord, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear. -PUCEWWE. x3 Of >w< aww base ^.^ passions ;;w;; feaw :3 is UwU most UwU accuws'd. -^.^ Command OwO the :33 conquest, Charles, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be thinye, ->_> Wet ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ fwet ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ wepinye. -CHARLES. ;;w;; Then OwO on, my lords; ÚwÚ and Fwance >w< be fortunate! ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -Before ^.^ Angiews - -OwO Awawum, excursions. x3 Entew WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE - -PUCEWWE. The x3 Wegent xDD conquews ÚwÚ and OwO the Frenchmen uWu fwy. -Nyow help, ye :3 chawming x3 spewws ÚwÚ and >_< pewiapts; -And ye UwU choice uWu spiwits UwU that admonyish me -And ^w^ give me signs >_> of :33 futuwe :33 accidents; ^.^ [Thundew] -You :3 speedy uWu hewpews UwU that awe ÚwÚ substitutes -^.^ Undew OwO the wowdwy ÚwÚ monyawch >_> of OwO the north, -xDD Appeaw ÚwÚ and aid me in :3 this enterprise! - -x3 Entew >_< FIENDS - -:3 This :3 speedy ÚwÚ and uWu quick ^.^ appeawance :33 awgues >_> pwoof -x3 Of >_> youw accustom'd diligence ^-^ to >_> me. -Nyow, ye ÚwÚ famiwiaw uWu spiwits UwU that awe ;;w;; cuww'd -Out >_> of OwO the >w< powewfuw wegions uWu undew :3 eawth, -Hewp me :3 this once, UwU that Fwance ^-^ may >_< get OwO the fiewd. -^.^ [They ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and speak not] -:33 O, howd me ^.^ nyot with siwence over-long! -:3 Whewe I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to :33 feed you with my blood, -I'll lop :3 a membew x3 off ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it you -UwU In eawnyest >_> of :3 a further ÚwÚ benyefit, -^w^ So you ^-^ do >_> condescend ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me OwO nyow. -^.^ [They >_> hang theiw >_< heads] -:3 Nyo >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have wedwess? UwU My ÚwÚ body uWu shaww ->_> Pay ;;w;; wecompense, ^-^ if you uWu wiww gwant my ;;w;; suit. -^.^ [They >_< shake theiw >_< heads] -Cannyot my ÚwÚ body :3 nyow UwU bwood ÚwÚ sacwifice ->_< Entweat you ^-^ to >_> youw :3 wonted fuwthewance? -;;w;; Then UwU take my ÚwÚ souw-my body, >_> souw, ÚwÚ and aww, -Before UwU that ^.^ Engwand ^w^ give OwO the xDD Fwench OwO the ^-^ foiw. -^.^ [They depart] -xDD See! uWu they >_> fowsake >_> me. Nyow OwO the UwU time :3 is come -:33 That Fwance >w< must >_< vaiw xDD hew >_> wofty-pwumed :3 cwest -And let xDD hew head ^-^ faww OwO into England's lap. -UwU My ÚwÚ ancient incantations awe xDD too ;;w;; weak, -And heww xDD too >w< stwong uWu fow me ^-^ to ^w^ buckwe OwO with. -Nyow, UwU Fwance, >w< thy >_> gwowy >w< dwoopeth ^-^ to OwO the OwO dust. Exit - -Excursions. x3 Entew xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Engwish, :3 fighting. -WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE ÚwÚ and YORK fight hand ^-^ to >w< hand; WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE -:3 is taken. The xDD Fwench UwU fwy - -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Damsew >_> of UwU Fwance, I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have you fast. -Unchain >_> youw uWu spiwits :3 nyow with UwU spewwing xDD chawms, -And twy ^-^ if uWu they can >_< gain >_> youw :33 wibewty. -OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy prize, x3 fit uWu fow OwO the devil's x3 gwace! -^w^ See how OwO the >w< ugwy :3 witch doth ^-^ bend xDD hew uWu bwows -UwU As ^.^ if, with :33 Ciwce, ^.^ she would >_> change my x3 shape! -PUCEWWE. >_< Chang'd ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ wowsew ^-^ shape :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU be. -^.^ YOWK. :33 O, Charles OwO the x3 Dauphin :3 is :3 a pwopew ÚwÚ man: -:3 Nyo ^-^ shape uWu but his can >w< pwease >_> youw dainty >w< eye. -PUCEWWE. OwO A pwaguing mischief fight uWu on Charles ÚwÚ and thee! -And ^-^ may ye uWu both >w< be :33 suddenwy UwU suwpwis'd -By bwoody x3 hands, in sweeping uWu on >_> youw ;;w;; beds! -^.^ YOWK. x3 Feww banning ^w^ hag; UwU enchantwess, howd >w< thy OwO tongue. -PUCEWWE. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse >_> awhiwe. -^.^ YOWK. Cuwse, miscreant, when :3 thou uWu comest ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ stake. ->_< Exeunt - -Awawum. x3 Entew SUFFOWK, with OwO MAWGAWET in his hand - -SUFFOLK. Be what :3 thou >_< wiwt, :3 thou art my xDD pwisonyew. -[Gazes uWu on :3 hew] -:3 O ÚwÚ faiwest :3 beauty, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw :3 nyow ;;w;; fwy! ->_< Fow I uWu wiww ^.^ touch ÚwÚ thee uWu but with reverent OwO hands; -I ÚwÚ kiss ^.^ these fingers uWu fow eternal :3 peace, -And uWu way them gently uWu on >w< thy >w< tendew xDD side. -OwO Who art thou? Say, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu honyouw thee. -^-^ MAWGAWET. >_< Mawgawet my uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and daughter ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, -The UwU King >_> of Naples-whosoe'er :3 thou awt. -SUFFOLK. An earl I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >_> Suffowk x3 am I caww'd. -Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; offended, nature's ^.^ miwacwe, -Thou art awwotted ^-^ to >w< be ta'en uWu by >_> me. -^w^ So doth OwO the >w< swan xDD hew >_> downy ÚwÚ cygnyets UwU save, -^.^ Keeping them pwisonyew undewnyeath xDD hew x3 wings. -xDD Yet, ^-^ if :3 this sewviwe >_< usage UwU once offend, -uWu Go ÚwÚ and >w< be free UwU again as Suffowk's >w< fwiend. [She :3 is going] -:33 O, uWu stay! ^-^ [Aside] I ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to let xDD hew >w< pass; -UwU My hand would free UwU hew, uWu but my OwO heawt :33 says nyo. -UwU As uWu pways OwO the >_< sun x3 upon OwO the >w< gwassy stweams, -Twinkling another counterfeited >_> beam, -^w^ So uWu seems :3 this gorgeous x3 beauty ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eyes. -;;w;; Fain would I ^w^ woo UwU hew, ÚwÚ yet I dare ^.^ nyot speak. -I'll caww uWu fow ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ink, ÚwÚ and wwite my mind. -:33 Fie, ^.^ de uWu wa Pole! OwO disabwe ^.^ nyot thysewf; -xDD Hast ^.^ nyot :3 a tongue? ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot here >w< thy pwisonyew? -uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be xDD daunted at :3 a :3 woman's >w< sight? ->w< Ay, beauty's >_< pwincewy majesty :3 is such -OwO Confounds OwO the :33 tongue ÚwÚ and makes OwO the UwU senses ;;w;; wough. -^-^ MAWGAWET. Say, Eaww >_> of Suffowk, ^-^ if >w< thy name >w< be so, -What >_< wansom >w< must I pay before I :33 pass? ->_< Fow I pewceive I x3 am >w< thy xDD pwisonyew. -SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou tell ^.^ she uWu wiww deny >w< thy +xDD And nyow to Paris uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ conquewing ^w^ vein! +All xDD wiww be >_> ouws, nyow bwoody Tawbot's ^w^ swain. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Sennet. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Have xDD you >w< pewus'd x3 the x3 wettews from x3 the :3 Pope, +uWu The Empewow, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Awmagnyac? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I have, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :3 intent >_> is :33 this: +^-^ They x3 humbwy sue >w< unto x3 youw ^.^ Excewwence +;;w;; To uWu have :3 a UwU godwy uWu peace ^-^ concwuded of +Between x3 the xDD weawms of England ÚwÚ and of Fwance. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How xDD doth x3 youw Gwace affect uWu theiw >w< motion? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 the >w< onwy means +;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop ^.^ effusion of UwU ouw Christian :3 bwood +xDD And stablish quietnyess on every ^w^ side. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, marry, >_> uncwe; fow UwU I awways xDD thought +^.^ It UwU was both OwO impious ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw +:33 That xDD such uWu immanyity ÚwÚ and bwoody uWu stwife +Should OwO weign ^-^ among professors of one ÚwÚ faith. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< Beside, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 the :33 soonyew to ^w^ effect +xDD And OwO suwew bind ÚwÚ this >_< knyot of OwO amity, +uWu The ^-^ Eaww of ÚwÚ Awmagnyac, nyeaw >w< knyit to Chawwes, +^-^ A x3 man of great ÚwÚ authowity uWu in >_< Fwance, +:3 Pwoffews :33 his >w< onwy daughter to x3 youw Gwace +^w^ In ^.^ mawwiage, with :3 a large ÚwÚ and >_> sumptuous ^w^ dowwy. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Mawwiage, ^w^ uncwe! ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my years OwO awe xDD young +xDD And fitter >_> is x3 my ^-^ study ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu books +Than >_< wanton ^-^ dawwiance with :3 a pawamouw. +ÚwÚ Yet caww x3 th' ^-^ ambassadows, x3 and, >_< as xDD you please, +^w^ So wet them uWu have uWu theiw ^-^ answews every onye. +UwU I UwU shaww be weww :3 content with xDD any UwU choice +;;w;; Tends to >_> God's :3 gwowy ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> countwy's weaw. + +Entew uWu in ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's OwO habit +x3 BEAUFOWT, x3 the UwU PAPAW LEGATE, ÚwÚ and >w< two OwO AMBASSADOWS + +UwU EXETEW. What! Is x3 my Lord of Winchestew install'd +xDD And ^w^ caww'd >w< unto :3 a UwU cawdinyaw's :33 degwee? +UwU Then UwU I >_> pewceive :3 that xDD wiww be vewified +Henwy x3 the >_< Fifth uWu did ÚwÚ sometime pwophesy: +x3 'If >_> once ^.^ he come to be :3 a ^-^ cawdinyaw, +^-^ He'ww >_< make :33 his cap uWu co-equaw with x3 the >_< cwown.' +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My Lords >w< Ambassadows, x3 youw sevewaw ^w^ suits +:3 Have :33 been uWu considew'd ÚwÚ and OwO debated :3 on. +uWu Youw OwO puwpose >_> is both ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and weasonyabwe, +xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO awe ^.^ we :3 cewtainwy :3 wesowv'd +;;w;; To dwaw :33 conditions of :3 a xDD fwiendwy ÚwÚ peace, +>_< Which ^.^ by x3 my Lord of Winchestew ^.^ we >_> mean +Shall be twanspowted presently to Fwance. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And fow x3 the x3 pwoffew of x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw ^.^ mastew, +UwU I uWu have inform'd :33 his >_> Highnyess UwU so uWu at wawge, +As, UwU wiking of x3 the >_> wady's virtuous ;;w;; gifts, +:3 Hew >w< beauty, ÚwÚ and x3 the value of her dowew, +>w< He xDD doth intend ^.^ she UwU shaww be Engwand's ÚwÚ Queen. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :33 [To x3 AMBASSADOW] ^w^ In :33 awgument ÚwÚ and xDD pwoof of +which contract, +ÚwÚ Beaw her ÚwÚ this ;;w;; jewew, >_< pwedge of x3 my OwO affection. +xDD And >_> so, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, >_> see them guawded +xDD And >w< safewy ^.^ bwought to Dover; :3 whewe x3 inshipp'd, +^-^ Commit them to x3 the :3 fowtunye of x3 the :33 sea. + +Exeunt aww >_> but >_> WINCHESTEW ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD WEGATE +WINCHESTEW. Stay, x3 my Lord :3 Wegate; xDD you UwU shaww xDD fiwst receive +uWu The >w< sum of monyey which UwU I promised +Should be ^-^ dewivewed to :33 his Howinyess +For cwothing ;;w;; me uWu in these :3 gwave ornaments. +LEGATE. UwU I xDD wiww >_< attend ;;w;; upon x3 youw :3 wowdship's xDD weisuwe. +WINCHESTEW. :3 [Aside] Now Winchestew xDD wiww nyot submit, UwU I +trow, +:33 Ow be :33 infewiow to x3 the OwO pwoudest peer. +Humphrey of :33 Gwoucestew, xDD thou shalt weww >_> pewceive +:33 That :3 nyeithew uWu in birth ow fow ÚwÚ authowity +uWu The >_> Bishop xDD wiww be ^w^ uvwbownye ^.^ by thee. +I'll xDD eithew >_< make uWu thee >_< stoop ÚwÚ and >w< bend >w< thy OwO knyee, +:33 Ow ^-^ sack ÚwÚ this countwy with :3 a mutiny. Exeunt + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +Fwance. Plains uWu in Anjou + +Entew CHAWWES, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ AWENCON, :33 BASTAWD, +REIGNIER, LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ and forces + +x3 CHAWWES. ;;w;; These news, x3 my wowds, OwO may cheer UwU ouw ;;w;; dwooping +spiwits: +'Tis uWu said x3 the :33 stout Parisians UwU do ;;w;; wevowt +xDD And turn again >w< unto x3 the warlike >_< Fwench. +ALENCON. UwU Then :33 mawch to >_< Pawis, royal >_> Chawwes of >_< Fwance, +xDD And >_< keep nyot back x3 youw ÚwÚ powews uWu in dalliance. +:33 PUCEWWE. :3 Peace be amongst ÚwÚ them, >_> if ;;w;; they turn to us; +^-^ Ewse xDD wuin :33 combat with uWu theiw palaces! + +Entew :3 a >_< SCOUT + +SCOUT. :33 Success >w< unto UwU ouw uWu vawiant general, +xDD And happinyess to :33 his ^w^ accompwices! +x3 CHAWWES. >_> What UwU tidings >_> send UwU ouw x3 scouts? UwU I :33 pwithee >_< speak. +SCOUT. uWu The :3 Engwish xDD awmy, :3 that OwO divided UwU was +^.^ Into >w< two >_> pawties, >_> is nyow ÚwÚ conjoin'd uWu in one, +xDD And means to UwU give xDD you ÚwÚ battwe presently. +x3 CHAWWES. xDD Somewhat ^w^ too x3 sudden, sirs, x3 the :3 wawnying is; +OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww presently provide fow OwO them. +BURGUNDY. UwU I :33 twust x3 the xDD ghost of Talbot >_> is nyot :33 thewe. +Now ^.^ he >_> is >w< gonye, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you >_< nyeed nyot ;;w;; feaw. +:33 PUCEWWE. Of aww UwU base passions feaw >_> is UwU most accuws'd. +xDD Command x3 the ÚwÚ conquest, Chawwes, >w< it UwU shaww be xDD thinye, +Let Henwy fret ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd >_< wepinye. +x3 CHAWWES. UwU Then ;;w;; on, x3 my :3 wowds; ÚwÚ and Fwance be ;;w;; fowtunyate! +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +^.^ Befowe >_> Angiews + +x3 Awawum, ^w^ excuwsions. Entew LA PUCELLE + +:33 PUCEWWE. uWu The Regent :33 conquews ÚwÚ and x3 the Fwenchmen fwy. +Now hewp, OwO ye OwO chawming spewws ÚwÚ and periapts; +xDD And OwO ye UwU choice ;;w;; spiwits :3 that OwO admonyish ;;w;; me +xDD And UwU give ;;w;; me signs of ÚwÚ futuwe ^.^ accidents; [Thundew] +>_> You UwU speedy ^.^ hewpews :3 that OwO awe >w< substitutes +;;w;; Undew x3 the >_> wowdwy :33 monyawch of x3 the :33 nyowth, +Appear ÚwÚ and >_> aid ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this enterprise! + +Entew x3 FIENDS + +This UwU speedy ÚwÚ and ^w^ quick xDD appeawance ÚwÚ awgues xDD pwoof +Of x3 youw ^.^ accustom'd diligence to x3 me. +>_> Nyow, OwO ye ^.^ famiwiaw ;;w;; spiwits :3 that OwO awe :3 cuww'd +UwU Out of x3 the powerful regions :33 undew earth, +^-^ Hewp ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ^w^ once, :3 that Fwance OwO may get x3 the >_> fiewd. +^w^ [They UwU wawk ÚwÚ and speak >_< nyot] +>_< O, howd ;;w;; me nyot with :3 siwence ^.^ uvw-wong! +Whewe UwU I UwU was UwU wont to >w< feed xDD you with x3 my bwood, +I'll wop :3 a member x3 off ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it xDD you +^w^ In xDD eawnyest of :3 a further benyefit, +^w^ So xDD you UwU do OwO condescend to OwO hewp ;;w;; me now. +^w^ [They ^w^ hang uWu theiw heads] +No UwU hope to uWu have >w< wedwess? OwO My >w< body UwU shaww +xDD Pay recompense, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww gwant x3 my OwO suit. +^w^ [They ;;w;; shake uWu theiw heads] +UwU Cannyot x3 my >w< body nor :3 bwood sacrifice +>w< Entweat xDD you to x3 youw uWu wonted uWu fuwthewance? +UwU Then OwO take x3 my soul-my ;;w;; body, x3 souw, ÚwÚ and all, +^.^ Befowe :3 that England UwU give x3 the OwO Fwench x3 the ÚwÚ foiw. +^w^ [They depart] +OwO See! ;;w;; they ^w^ fowsake x3 me. Now x3 the time >_> is come +:33 That Fwance ^w^ must vaiw her wofty-pwumed uWu cwest +xDD And wet her >_> head faww x3 into Engwand's :3 wap. +OwO My UwU ancient incantations OwO awe ^w^ too ÚwÚ weak, +xDD And heww ^w^ too >w< stwong fow ;;w;; me to buckwe with. +>_> Nyow, >_< Fwance, >w< thy :3 gwowy >_< dwoopeth to x3 the dust. uWu Exit + +^-^ Excuwsions. Entew OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and Engwish, ;;w;; fighting. +LA PUCELLE ÚwÚ and YORK >w< fight uWu hand to xDD hand; LA PUCELLE +>_> is >_< taken. uWu The OwO Fwench fwy + +:3 YOWK. Damsel of >_< Fwance, UwU I think UwU I uWu have xDD you uWu fast. +>_> Unchain x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits nyow with >_< spewwing ÚwÚ chawms, +xDD And >_> twy >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ can ^.^ gain x3 youw OwO wibewty. +^-^ A xDD goodwy :33 pwize, ;;w;; fit fow x3 the >_> deviw's grace! +xDD See >w< how x3 the ugwy >w< witch xDD doth >w< bend her ^w^ bwows +;;w;; As >_< if, with Circe, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd change x3 my >_< shape! +:33 PUCEWWE. Chang'd to :3 a >_> wowsew xDD shape xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot >w< be. +:3 YOWK. >_< O, >_> Chawwes x3 the uWu Dauphin >_> is :3 a OwO pwopew ^w^ man: +No xDD shape >_> but :33 his ^.^ can uWu pwease x3 youw UwU dainty :33 eye. +:33 PUCEWWE. ^-^ A :33 pwaguing ^-^ mischief >w< fight on >_> Chawwes ÚwÚ and uWu thee! +xDD And OwO may OwO ye both be ;;w;; suddenwy suwpwis'd +^-^ By bwoody ^.^ hands, uWu in x3 sweeping on x3 youw ÚwÚ beds! +:3 YOWK. Feww banning xDD hag; uWu enchantwess, howd >w< thy :33 tongue. +:33 PUCEWWE. UwU I :33 pwithee UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to UwU cuwse OwO awhiwe. +:3 YOWK. Curse, miscweant, when xDD thou comest to x3 the >_< stake. +Exeunt + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew x3 SUFFOWK, with OwO MAWGAWET uWu in :33 his uWu hand + +x3 SUFFOWK. ^w^ Be >_> what xDD thou wiwt, xDD thou awt x3 my ^w^ pwisonyew. +ÚwÚ [Gazes on :3 hew] +x3 O >_> faiwest >w< beauty, UwU do nyot feaw nor xDD fwy! +For UwU I xDD wiww :33 touch uWu thee >_> but with reverent hands; +UwU I :3 kiss these x3 fingews fow xDD etewnyaw ÚwÚ peace, +xDD And uWu way them gently on >w< thy xDD tendew ^w^ side. +Who awt thou? Say, :3 that UwU I OwO may honour thee. +UwU MAWGAWET. Margaret x3 my :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and daughter to :3 a OwO king, +uWu The ^w^ King of ;;w;; Nyapwes-whosoe'ew xDD thou art. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ An earl UwU I am, ÚwÚ and :33 Suffowk ^w^ am UwU I call'd. +^w^ Be nyot ^.^ offended, ;;w;; nyatuwe's miracle, +^.^ Thou awt awwotted to be >_> ta'en ^.^ by x3 me. +^w^ So xDD doth x3 the swan her :3 downy ^.^ cygnyets :3 save, +>_< Keeping them ÚwÚ pwisonyew undewnyeath her xDD wings. +Yet, >_> if ÚwÚ this ;;w;; sewviwe :3 usage >_> once xDD offend, +Go ÚwÚ and be fwee again >_< as Suffolk's :3 fwiend. x3 [She >_> is uWu going] +>_< O, ^-^ stay! :3 [Aside] UwU I uWu have nyo powew to wet her UwU pass; +OwO My uWu hand ^.^ wouwd fwee hew, >_> but x3 my >_< heawt ;;w;; says >w< nyo. +;;w;; As plays x3 the sun ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 gwassy streams, +>w< Twinkwing anyothew :33 countewfeited ÚwÚ beam, +^w^ So ;;w;; seems ÚwÚ this gowgeous beauty to >_< minye :3 eyes. +Fain ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^.^ woo hew, yet UwU I dawe nyot >_< speak. +I'll caww fow OwO pen ÚwÚ and uWu ink, ÚwÚ and >w< wwite x3 my :33 mind. +OwO Fie, UwU de UwU wa Pole! >_< disabwe nyot xDD thysewf; +Hast nyot :3 a ^.^ tongue? Is ^.^ she nyot OwO hewe >w< thy prisoner? +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be >w< daunted uWu at :3 a xDD woman's sight? +Ay, beauty's princely ^.^ majesty >_> is xDD such +uWu Confounds x3 the >_> tongue ÚwÚ and x3 makes x3 the :33 senses wough. +UwU MAWGAWET. Say, ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Suffowk, >_> if >w< thy xDD nyame be >_> so, +>_> What wansom ^w^ must UwU I x3 pay >w< befowe UwU I xDD pass? +For UwU I >_> pewceive UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy ^w^ pwisonyew. +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] How ;;w;; canst xDD thou tell ^.^ she xDD wiww UwU deny >w< thy ^.^ suit, -Before :3 thou ^-^ make :3 a UwU twiaw >_> of xDD hew love? -^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU Why OwO speak'st :3 thou not? What >_< wansom >w< must I ->w< pay? -SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] x3 She's >_< beautifuw, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be :33 woo'd; -She :3 is :3 a woman, OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be x3 won. -^-^ MAWGAWET. uWu Wiwt :3 thou accept >_> of x3 wansom-yea ^w^ ow nyo? -SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Fond man, wemembew UwU that :3 thou x3 hast :3 a -^-^ wife; -;;w;; Then how can >_< Mawgawet >w< be >w< thy ^w^ pawamouw? -^-^ MAWGAWET. I ;;w;; wewe :33 best xDD weave ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot heaw. -SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] Thewe >w< aww :3 is ^-^ maww'd; there :3 wies :3 a cooling ->_< cawd. -^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ tawks at UwU wandom; ;;w;; suwe, OwO the man :3 is ^w^ mad. -SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] And ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^.^ dispensation ^-^ may >w< be xDD had. -^-^ MAWGAWET. And ÚwÚ yet I would UwU that you would ÚwÚ answew >_> me. -SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] I'll ^.^ win :3 this OwO Wady ^.^ Mawgawet. >_< Fow >_< whom? -ÚwÚ Why, uWu fow my >_< King! ÚwÚ Tush, that's :3 a ;;w;; wooden :3 thing! -^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ tawks >_> of wood. ^w^ It :3 is >w< some x3 cawpentew. -SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Yet OwO so my fancy ^-^ may >w< be >_< satisfied, -And xDD peace :33 estabwished :3 between ^.^ these realms. -But there remains :3 a scruple in UwU that :33 too; ->_< Fow >w< though xDD hew fathew >w< be OwO the UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, -UwU Duke >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and ^.^ Mainye, ÚwÚ yet :3 is ^.^ he xDD poow, -And ^-^ ouw uWu nyobiwity uWu wiww :33 scown OwO the ^w^ match. -^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Heaw >_< ye, ;;w;; Captain-awe you ^.^ nyot at leisure? -SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be so, >w< disdain uWu they :33 nye'ew OwO so ^w^ much. -^-^ Henwy :3 is OwO youthfuw, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_> quickwy yield. -^w^ Madam, I ^.^ have :3 a >w< secwet ^-^ to reveal. -^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] What >w< though I >w< be ^w^ enthwaww'd? ÚwÚ He uWu seems -:3 a :3 knyight, -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ dishonyouw >_> me. -SUFFOLK. Lady, OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to listen what I >w< say. -^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] Perhaps I uWu shaww >w< be wescu'd uWu by OwO the French; -And then I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot crave his courtesy. -SUFFOLK. ^.^ Sweet UwU madam, ^w^ give me hearing in :3 a cause -^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] Tush! >w< women ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; captivate ewe -OwO nyow. -SUFFOLK. Lady, xDD whewefowe talk you so? -^-^ MAWGAWET. I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, 'tis uWu but uWu quid uWu fow OwO quo. -SUFFOLK. Say, gentwe uWu Pwincess, would you ^.^ nyot suppose -Your >w< bondage happy, ^-^ to >w< be :3 made :3 a OwO queen? -^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a queen in >w< bondage :3 is ^-^ mowe :3 viwe ->w< Than :3 is :3 a ^w^ swave in base sewviwity; ->_< Fow princes shouwd >w< be xDD fwee. -SUFFOLK. And OwO so uWu shaww you, ->w< If x3 happy England's :33 woyaw ;;w;; king >w< be xDD fwee. -^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Why, what UwU concewns his freedom x3 unto x3 me? -SUFFOLK. I'll >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee Henry's queen, -ÚwÚ To >w< put :3 a gowden OwO sceptwe in >w< thy hand -And xDD set :3 a pwecious :3 cwown x3 upon >w< thy uWu head, ->w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt >_> condescend ^-^ to >w< be :3 my- -^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ What? -SUFFOLK. His wuv. -^-^ MAWGAWET. I x3 am unworthy ^-^ to >w< be Henry's wife. -SUFFOLK. No, gentwe ^.^ madam; I unworthy x3 am -ÚwÚ To ^w^ woo OwO so fair :3 a >_< dame ^-^ to >w< be his UwU wife -And ^.^ have nyo portion in OwO the UwU choice ^-^ mysewf. -OwO How uWu say you, OwO madam? uWu Awe ye OwO so ÚwÚ content? -^-^ MAWGAWET. An ^-^ if my fathew please, I x3 am ÚwÚ content. -SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Then caww ^-^ ouw ^.^ captains ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw colours fowth! -And, UwU madam, at >_> youw >_< fathew's castle >_< wawws ->w< We'ww crave :3 a UwU pawwey ^-^ to confer with >_> him. - -Sound :3 a :33 pawwey. x3 Entew ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW uWu on OwO the >_< wawws - -^w^ See, Reignier, >_> see, >w< thy daughter pwisonyew! -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ÚwÚ To >_< whom? -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ To >_> me. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. Suffowk, what remedy? -I x3 am :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ and unapt ^-^ to weep -Ow ^-^ to :33 excwaim uWu on >_< fowtunye's ÚwÚ fickwenyess. -SUFFOLK. x3 Yes, there :3 is ^.^ wemedy enyough, my :33 wowd. -x3 Consent, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< thy uWu honyouw ^w^ give ^.^ consent, -x3 Thy daughter uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ wedded ^-^ to my ^-^ king, -x3 Whom I with pain ^.^ have woo'd ÚwÚ and xDD won thereto; -And :3 this xDD hew easy-hewd impwisonment -;;w;; Hath xDD gain'd >w< thy daughter >_< pwincewy :33 wibewty. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU Speaks >_> Suffowk as ^.^ he ^w^ thinks? -SUFFOLK. ^-^ Faiw >_< Mawgawet knows -:33 That >_> Suffowk doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwattew, ;;w;; face, ^w^ ow :3 feign. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. :3 Upon >w< thy >_< pwincewy ;;w;; wawwant I >_> descend -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ answew >_> of >w< thy ^.^ just :3 demand. -Exit ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wawws -SUFFOLK. And here I uWu wiww OwO expect >w< thy >w< coming. - -^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW x3 bewow - -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. Wewcome, bwave Earl, OwO into ^-^ ouw uWu tewwitowies; -^.^ Command in Anjou what >_> youw ^-^ Honyouw UwU pweases. -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thanks, Reignier, x3 happy uWu fow OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a OwO chiwd, -OwO Fit ^-^ to >w< be :3 made ^.^ companyion with :3 a xDD king. -What ÚwÚ answew makes >_> youw OwO Gwace x3 unto my ^.^ suit? -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. x3 Since :3 thou OwO dost >_> deign ^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD hew wittwe wowth -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the >_< pwincewy ^w^ bwide >_> of such :3 a lord, -:3 Upon ^.^ condition I ^-^ may x3 quietwy -^.^ Enjoy >_< minye own, OwO the ;;w;; countwy UwU Mainye ÚwÚ and Anjou, ->_> Fwee ^-^ fwom oppression ^w^ ow OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of war, -UwU My daughter uWu shaww >w< be uWu Henwy's, ^-^ if ^.^ he pwease. -SUFFOLK. :33 That :3 is xDD hew wansom; I x3 dewivew :3 hew. -And x3 those two OwO counties I uWu wiww >_< undewtake -Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and x3 quietwy ^-^ enjoy. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. And I uWu again, in Henry's :33 woyaw uWu nyame, -UwU As uWu deputy x3 unto UwU that >_< gwacious ^-^ king, ->w< Give ÚwÚ thee xDD hew hand uWu fow >w< sign >_> of ^.^ pwighted ;;w;; faith. -SUFFOLK. Weignyiew >_> of UwU Fwance, I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< kingwy UwU thanks, -xDD Because :3 this :3 is in ^.^ twaffic >_> of :3 a xDD king. -^-^ [Aside] And >_> yet, >_> methinks, I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ content -ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< minye >_> own attorney in :3 this ^.^ case. -I'll xDD uvw then ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand with :3 this UwU nyews, -And ^-^ make :3 this mawwiage ^-^ to >w< be sowemnyiz'd. -UwU So, ^.^ faweweww, UwU Weignyiew. ÚwÚ Set :3 this xDD diamond xDD safe -UwU In gowden pawaces, as ^.^ it ^w^ becomes. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. I ^-^ do ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ thee as I would ^w^ embwace -The ÚwÚ Chwistian ^w^ pwince, UwU King Henry, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he here. -^-^ MAWGAWET. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. Good >_> wishes, :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and ->_> pwayews, -:33 Shaww >_> Suffowk >w< evew ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ Mawgawet. [She :3 is going] -SUFFOLK. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ madam. But :3 hawk you, >_< Mawgawet -:3 Nyo >_< pwincewy :33 commendations ^-^ to my king? -^-^ MAWGAWET. Such :33 commendations as >_< becomes :3 a ;;w;; maid, -OwO A UwU viwgin, ÚwÚ and his x3 sewvant, uWu say ^-^ to >_> him. -SUFFOLK. Words OwO sweetwy ^.^ pwac'd ÚwÚ and modestwy xDD diwected. -But, UwU madam, I >w< must twoubwe you UwU again -:3 Nyo :33 woving token ^-^ to his Majesty? -^-^ MAWGAWET. x3 Yes, my good uWu wowd: :3 a ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ unspotted xDD heawt, -uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ yet ^-^ taint with love, I ^-^ send OwO the King. -SUFFOLK. And :3 this :3 withaw. OwO [Kisses :3 hew] -^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 That uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so presume -ÚwÚ To ^-^ send such peevish ^w^ tokens ^-^ to :3 a xDD king. ->_< Exeunt ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW ÚwÚ and OwO MAWGAWET -SUFFOLK. :33 O, ^w^ wewt :3 thou uWu fow ^w^ mysewf! But, Suffowk, stay; -Thou uWu mayst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wandew in UwU that OwO wabywinth: -Thewe >_> Minyotauws ÚwÚ and >w< ugwy treasons lurk. -Solicit ^-^ Henwy with xDD hew :3 wondwous :3 pwaise. -Bethink ÚwÚ thee uWu on xDD hew viwtues UwU that :33 suwmount, -And :3 nyatuwaw gwaces UwU that extinguish :33 awt; -UwU Wepeat theiw sembwance >_< often uWu on OwO the seas, -That, when :3 thou ;;w;; com'st ^-^ to knyeew at Henry's OwO feet, -Thou uWu mayst bereave him >_> of his xDD wits with wondew. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -ÚwÚ Camp >_> of OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK in Anjou - -x3 Entew UwU YOWK, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews -^.^ YOWK. >_< Bwing :3 fowth UwU that ;;w;; sowcewess, :33 condemn'd ^-^ to burn. - -x3 Entew WA uWu PUCEWWE, UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu SHEPHEWD - -SHEPHERD. xDD Ah, :3 Joan, :3 this kiwws >w< thy >_< fathew's OwO heawt outright! ->_< Have I ÚwÚ sought every ;;w;; countwy :3 faw ÚwÚ and uWu nyeaw, -And, :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is my uWu chance ^-^ to find ÚwÚ thee out, -Must I >w< behowd >w< thy ^.^ timewess x3 cwuew UwU death? -xDD Ah, :3 Joan, ^w^ sweet daughter :3 Joan, I'll die with thee! -PUCEWWE. Decrepit misew! base ^-^ ignyobwe ^w^ wwetch! -I x3 am descended >_> of :3 a >_< gentwew bwood; -Thou art nyo fathew :3 nyow nyo fwiend >_> of x3 minye. -SHEPHERD. :33 Out, ;;w;; out! UwU My x3 wowds, OwO an >w< pwease you, 'tis ^.^ nyot >w< so; -I >_> did ^.^ beget UwU hew, >w< aww OwO the OwO pawish knows. -Her mothew ^w^ wiveth >_> yet, can testify -She ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst fwuit >_> of my ÚwÚ bach'wowship. -:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Gwacewess, xDD wiwt :3 thou deny >w< thy pawentage? -^.^ YOWK. :3 This :33 awgues what xDD hew >w< kind >_> of life ;;w;; hath ^w^ been- -:33 Wicked ÚwÚ and :3 viwe; ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD hew death concludes. -SHEPHERD. :33 Fie, :3 Joan, UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be OwO so >_> obstacwe! -:3 God knows :3 thou art :3 a >_> cowwop >_> of my >_< fwesh; -And uWu fow >w< thy :33 sake ^.^ have I shed many :3 a tear. -UwU Deny me ;;w;; nyot, I ;;w;; pwithee, gentwe Joan. -PUCEWWE. ^.^ Peasant, xDD avaunt! You ^.^ have ^-^ subown'd :3 this man -x3 Of OwO puwpose ^-^ to >_> obscuwe my x3 nyobwe uWu biwth. -SHEPHERD. ^.^ 'Tis true, I >_> gave :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ to OwO the pwiest -The ^w^ mown UwU that I ÚwÚ was ^w^ wedded ^-^ to xDD hew mother. ->_< Knyeew ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and UwU take my OwO bwessing, good my giww. -uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot stoop? Nyow x3 cuwsed >w< be OwO the UwU time -x3 Of >w< thy nyativity. I would OwO the >_< miwk -x3 Thy mothew >_> gave ÚwÚ thee when :3 thou :3 suck'dst xDD hew uWu bweast -Had >_< been :3 a wittwe ratsbane uWu fow >w< thy sake. -Ow ewse, when :3 thou didst ^-^ keep my lambs ^w^ afiewd, -I ^w^ wish >w< some wavenyous ^.^ wowf xDD had eaten thee. -Dost :3 thou deny >w< thy fathew, x3 cuwsed drab? -:33 O, >_< buwn UwU hew, >_< buwn her! :3 Hanging :3 is xDD too :33 good. Exit -^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Take xDD hew away; uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath uWu wiv'd xDD too long, -ÚwÚ To fiww OwO the x3 wowwd with OwO vicious ^w^ quawities. -PUCEWWE. >w< Fiwst let me tell you xDD whom you ^.^ have ;;w;; condemn'd: -:3 Nyot me ÚwÚ begotten >_> of :3 a shephewd ^.^ swain, -But issued ^-^ fwom OwO the pwogeny >_> of :33 kings; -:33 Viwtuous ÚwÚ and x3 howy, :3 chosen ^-^ fwom :33 abuv -By inspiration >_> of celestial >w< gwace, -ÚwÚ To wowk >w< exceeding xDD miwacwes uWu on xDD eawth. -I never xDD had ^-^ to ^-^ do with ;;w;; wicked spirits. -But you, UwU that awe polluted with >_> youw wusts, -UwU Stain'd with OwO the :33 guiwtwess UwU bwood >_> of >w< innyocents, -OwO Cowwupt ÚwÚ and :33 tainted with :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< vices, -xDD Because you UwU want OwO the OwO gwace UwU that ÚwÚ othews x3 have, -You ;;w;; judge ^.^ it straight :3 a xDD thing impossibwe -ÚwÚ To ^w^ compass wonders uWu but uWu by ^w^ hewp >_> of deviws. -No, ^-^ misconceived! ÚwÚ Joan >_> of Awc ;;w;; hath >_< been -OwO A ;;w;; viwgin ^-^ fwom xDD hew >w< tendew OwO infancy, -^-^ Chaste ÚwÚ and x3 immacuwate in vewy thought; -uWu Whose OwO maiden blood, ;;w;; thus >w< wigowouswy effus'd, -uWu Wiww x3 cwy uWu fow ;;w;; vengeance at OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of >_< heaven. -^.^ YOWK. >w< Ay, >_> ay. :3 Away with xDD hew ^-^ to :3 execution! -:3 WAWWICK. And :3 hawk >_< ye, sirs; ^.^ because ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ;;w;; maid, -uWu Spawe uWu fow nyo ^.^ fagots, let there >w< be xDD enyow. -OwO Pwace :33 bawwews >_> of :3 pitch x3 upon OwO the :33 fataw stake, -:33 That OwO so xDD hew >_> towtuwe ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ showtenyed. -PUCEWWE. uWu Wiww nyothing xDD tuwn >_> youw unwewenting hearts? ->_> Then, :3 Joan, ÚwÚ discuvw UwU thinye infiwmity -:33 That warranteth uWu by OwO waw ^-^ to >w< be >w< thy privilege: -I x3 am with OwO chiwd, ye bwoody x3 homicides; -Murder ^.^ nyot then OwO the fwuit within my uWu womb, -UwU Awthough ye hale me ^-^ to :3 a viowent :33 death. -^.^ YOWK. Nyow >w< heaven >w< fowfend! The holy maid with chiwd! -:3 WAWWICK. The :3 gweatest >_< miwacwe UwU that e'ew ye wrought: -^-^ Is >w< aww >_> youw :33 stwict pwecisenyess come ^-^ to uWu this? -^.^ YOWK. She ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Dauphin ^.^ have >_< been juggling. -I >_> did ÚwÚ imaginye what would >w< be xDD hew ;;w;; wefuge. -:3 WAWWICK. Weww, >w< go to; ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have nyo bastawds :3 wive; -Especially >_< since Charles >w< must fathew it. -PUCEWWE. You awe ^-^ deceiv'd; my >w< chiwd :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of >_< his: -^w^ It ÚwÚ was ;;w;; Awencon UwU that x3 enjoy'd my wuv. -^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Awencon, UwU that notorious x3 Machiavew! -^w^ It ^.^ dies, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< wives. -PUCEWWE. :33 O, ^w^ give me leave, I ^.^ have deluded you. -ÚwÚ 'Twas neither Charles :3 nyow ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU Duke I uWu nyam'd, -But Reignier, UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, UwU that prevail'd. -:3 WAWWICK. OwO A married ^w^ man! ^.^ That's UwU most intolerable. -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's :3 a >w< giww! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww -Thewe ;;w;; wewe OwO so :33 many-whom ^.^ she ^-^ may accuse. -:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ It's >w< sign ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >_< been >_> wibewaw ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. -^.^ YOWK. And >_> yet, :33 fowsooth, ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ;;w;; viwgin >_> puwe. -^w^ Stwumpet, >w< thy uWu wowds condemn >w< thy OwO bwat ÚwÚ and thee. -;;w;; Use nyo uWu entweaty, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is in vain. -PUCEWWE. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; wead me hence-with xDD whom I xDD weave my -UwU cuwse: -May never ^w^ gwowious >_< sun reflex his beams -:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; countwy xDD whewe you ^-^ make abode; -But :3 dawknyess ÚwÚ and OwO the gwoomy shade >_> of death -Enviwon you, ÚwÚ tiww mischief ÚwÚ and ^.^ despaiw -Drive you ^-^ to >_< bweak >_> youw >_> nyecks ^w^ ow >_> hang yourselves! -Exit, >_> guawded -^.^ YOWK. :33 Bweak :3 thou in ;;w;; pieces ÚwÚ and consume ^-^ to ^w^ ashes, -Thou ;;w;; fouw accursed >_< minyistew >_> of heww! - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, attended - -CARDINAL. Wowd ^-^ Wegent, I ^-^ do gweet >_> youw Excewwence -x3 With letters >_> of :33 commission ^-^ fwom OwO the King. ->_< Fow >w< knyow, my x3 wowds, OwO the states >_> of OwO Chwistendom, -Mov'd with >w< wemowse >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ outwageous :3 bwoiws, ->_< Have earnestly implor'd :3 a ^w^ genyewaw xDD peace -ÚwÚ Betwixt ^-^ ouw >w< nyation ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 aspiwing French; -And here at hand OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and his x3 twain -Approacheth, ^-^ to confer about >w< some OwO mattew. -^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Is >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU twavaiw tuwn'd ^-^ to :3 this effect? -:33 Aftew OwO the slaughter >_> of OwO so many peers, -^w^ So many OwO captains, gentlemen, ÚwÚ and soldiers, -:33 That in :3 this >_< quawwew ^.^ have >_< been ÚwÚ uvwthwown -And :3 sowd theiw OwO bodies uWu fow theiw ^-^ countwy's ÚwÚ benyefit, -:33 Shaww ^-^ we at last conclude effeminate peace? ->_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot lost UwU most part >_> of >w< aww OwO the ^.^ towns, -By tweason, >_< fawsehood, ÚwÚ and uWu by tweachewy, -Our gweat pwogenyitows xDD had ^-^ conquewed? -:3 O UwU Wawwick, Warwick! I fowesee with >w< gwief -The xDD uttew woss >_> of >w< aww OwO the >_< weawm >_> of OwO Fwance. -:3 WAWWICK. Be :3 patient, ^w^ Yowk. >w< If ^-^ we conclude :3 a :3 peace, -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be with such :33 stwict ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sevewe uWu cuvnyants -UwU As wittwe uWu shaww OwO the Frenchmen >_< gain theweby. - -x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, ;;w;; AWENCON, BASTARD, ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -CHARLES. Since, uWu wowds >_> of >_> Engwand, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; thus uWu agweed -:33 That ^w^ peacefuw truce uWu shaww >w< be pwocwaim'd in UwU Fwance, -We come ^-^ to >w< be informed uWu by youwsewves -What OwO the >_< conditions >_> of UwU that >_> weague >w< must UwU be. -^.^ YOWK. xDD Speak, >_> Winchestew; uWu fow OwO boiwing choler uWu chokes -The >w< howwow ÚwÚ passage >_> of my uWu poison'd OwO voice, -By OwO sight >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ ouw xDD bawefuw enyemies. -CARDINAL. Charles, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ enyacted ^.^ thus: -That, in ^-^ wegawd UwU King ^-^ Henwy gives ^.^ consent, -x3 Of mere compassion ÚwÚ and >_> of lenity, -ÚwÚ To >_> ease >_> youw ;;w;; countwy >_> of distressful war, -An suffer you ^-^ to bweathe in :3 fwuitfuw :3 peace, -You uWu shaww ÚwÚ become OwO twue wiegemen ^-^ to his >_< cwown; -And, Charles, x3 upon ^.^ condition :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu sweaw -ÚwÚ To pay him twibute ÚwÚ and x3 submit ÚwÚ thysewf, -Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ^.^ pwac'd as ^-^ vicewoy uWu undew ^w^ him, -And still enjoy >w< thy uWu wegaw dignyity. -ALENCON. Must ^.^ he >w< be then as ;;w;; shadow >_> of >w< himsewf? -Adorn his OwO tempwes with :3 a coronet -And >_> yet, in xDD substance ÚwÚ and authowity, -uWu Wetain uWu but UwU pwiviwege >_> of :3 a pwivate man? -:3 This ;;w;; pwoffew :3 is ÚwÚ absuwd ÚwÚ and reasonless. -CHARLES. ^.^ 'Tis OwO knyown already UwU that I x3 am ^-^ possess'd -x3 With ^-^ mowe than half OwO the ^w^ Gawwian xDD tewwitowies, -And :3 thewein reverenc'd uWu fow theiw lawful xDD king. -:33 Shaww OwO I, uWu fow xDD wucwe >_> of OwO the west ^w^ unvanquish'd, -:3 Detwact OwO so >w< much ^-^ fwom UwU that prerogative -UwU As ^-^ to >w< be xDD caww'd uWu but ^-^ vicewoy >_> of OwO the whole? -No, Wowd >_< Ambassadow; I'll wathew ^-^ keep -:33 That ;;w;; which I ^.^ have x3 than, OwO cuvting uWu fow :3 mowe, -Be UwU cast ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ possibiwity >_> of all. -^.^ YOWK. x3 Insuwting Charles! xDD Hast :3 thou uWu by >w< secwet :3 means -Us'd :3 intewcession ^-^ to >w< obtain :3 a uWu weague, -And :3 nyow OwO the matter grows ^-^ to compwomise -Stand'st :3 thou aloof x3 upon compawison? -x3 Eithew accept OwO the title :3 thou OwO usuwp'st, -x3 Of benefit proceeding ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ;;w;; king -And ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ any challenge >_> of :33 desewt, -Ow ^-^ we uWu wiww pwague ÚwÚ thee with :33 incessant ;;w;; waws. -^.^ WEIGNyIEW. uWu [To >_> CHAWWES] UwU My lord, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww in +^.^ Befowe xDD thou >_< make :3 a uWu twiaw of her love? +UwU MAWGAWET. Why ;;w;; speak'st xDD thou ^w^ nyot? >_> What wansom ^w^ must UwU I +OwO pay? +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] >_> She's ^-^ beautifuw, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe to be OwO woo'd; +:33 She >_> is :3 a ^w^ woman, >_< thewefowe to be uWu won. +UwU MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou xDD accept of >_< wansom-yea ow no? +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] ^w^ Fond ^w^ man, remember :3 that xDD thou x3 hast :3 a +:33 wife; +UwU Then >w< how ^.^ can Margaret be >w< thy >w< pawamouw? +UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I :3 wewe best OwO weave :3 him, fow ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot heaw. +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] >_> Thewe aww >_> is marr'd; there wies :3 a coowing +card. +UwU MAWGAWET. >w< He talks uWu at random; x3 suwe, x3 the x3 man >_> is >_> mad. +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] xDD And yet :3 a >w< dispensation OwO may be xDD had. +UwU MAWGAWET. xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd answew x3 me. +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] I'll x3 win ÚwÚ this xDD Wady Margaret. For >w< whom? +Why, fow x3 my King! Tush, ^w^ that's :3 a ÚwÚ wooden x3 thing! +UwU MAWGAWET. >w< He talks of wood. ^.^ It >_> is x3 some carpenter. +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ Yet UwU so x3 my ^w^ fancy OwO may be satisfied, +xDD And uWu peace ÚwÚ estabwished ^-^ between these realms. +OwO But there remains :3 a :33 scwupwe uWu in :3 that :3 too; +For ^w^ though her >w< fathew be x3 the ^w^ King of Naples, +>w< Duke of Anjou ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mainye, yet >_> is ^.^ he OwO poow, +xDD And UwU ouw >_> nyobiwity xDD wiww ^w^ scown x3 the match. +UwU MAWGAWET. >w< Heaw :3 ye, ^-^ Captain-awe xDD you nyot uWu at x3 weisuwe? +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] ^.^ It UwU shaww be >_> so, ^-^ disdain ;;w;; they ^w^ nye'ew UwU so :33 much. +Henwy >_> is youthfuw, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww quickly >_< yiewd. +uWu Madam, UwU I uWu have :3 a secret to OwO weveaw. +UwU MAWGAWET. :3 [Aside] >_> What ^w^ though UwU I be enthrall'd? >w< He ;;w;; seems +:3 a UwU knyight, +xDD And xDD wiww nyot xDD any uWu way x3 dishonyouw x3 me. +x3 SUFFOWK. Lady, x3 vouchsafe to xDD wisten >_> what UwU I :3 say. +UwU MAWGAWET. :3 [Aside] :3 Pewhaps UwU I UwU shaww be >_> wescu'd ^.^ by x3 the Fwench; +xDD And xDD then UwU I >_< nyeed nyot ^w^ cwave :33 his uWu couwtesy. +x3 SUFFOWK. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU madam, UwU give ;;w;; me hearing uWu in :3 a cause +UwU MAWGAWET. :3 [Aside] >w< Tush! x3 women uWu have :33 been xDD captivate ere +now. +x3 SUFFOWK. Lady, ^-^ whewefowe tawk xDD you so? +UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I cwy xDD you mercy, UwU 'tis >_> but >w< quid fow ^-^ quo. +x3 SUFFOWK. Say, ^-^ gentwe xDD Pwincess, ^.^ wouwd xDD you nyot ^.^ suppose +uWu Youw :3 bondage UwU happy, to be UwU made :3 a xDD queen? +UwU MAWGAWET. ;;w;; To be :3 a >_< queen uWu in :3 bondage >_> is ^.^ mowe ^-^ viwe +Than >_> is :3 a ;;w;; swave uWu in UwU base sewviwity; +For pwinces >_> shouwd be >w< fwee. +x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And UwU so UwU shaww UwU you, +;;w;; If ^w^ happy Engwand's royal x3 king be >w< fwee. +UwU MAWGAWET. Why, >_> what uWu concewns :33 his OwO fweedom >w< unto me? +x3 SUFFOWK. I'll undewtake to >_< make uWu thee >_> Henwy's queen, +;;w;; To put :3 a golden sceptre uWu in >w< thy uWu hand +xDD And uWu set :3 a >_< pwecious >_< cwown ;;w;; upon >w< thy head, +;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt OwO condescend to be uWu my- +UwU MAWGAWET. What? +x3 SUFFOWK. ÚwÚ His love. +UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I ^w^ am >_< unwowthy to be >_> Henwy's x3 wife. +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Nyo, ^-^ gentwe x3 madam; UwU I >_< unwowthy ^w^ am +;;w;; To ^.^ woo UwU so >w< faiw :3 a :3 dame to be :33 his >w< wife +xDD And uWu have nyo portion uWu in x3 the UwU choice :3 mysewf. +How >_> say UwU you, :33 madam? ^w^ Awe OwO ye UwU so :33 content? +UwU MAWGAWET. ^-^ An >_> if x3 my >w< fathew please, UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. +x3 SUFFOWK. UwU Then caww UwU ouw ^.^ captains ÚwÚ and UwU ouw cowouws OwO fowth! +^.^ And, UwU madam, uWu at x3 youw father's ^w^ castwe OwO wawws +^-^ We'ww ^w^ cwave :3 a parley to confew with ^.^ him. + +Sound :3 a >_< pawwey. Entew REIGNIER on x3 the OwO wawws + +:3 See, Weignyiew, see, >w< thy daughter prisoner! +REIGNIER. ;;w;; To >w< whom? +x3 SUFFOWK. ;;w;; To x3 me. +REIGNIER. ^.^ Suffowk, >_> what remedy? +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a soldier ÚwÚ and ^-^ unyapt to xDD weep +:33 Ow to excwaim on ;;w;; fowtunye's ^w^ fickwenyess. +x3 SUFFOWK. Yes, there >_> is wemedy UwU enyough, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ Consent, ÚwÚ and fow >w< thy honour UwU give ^.^ consent, +x3 Thy daughter UwU shaww be >w< wedded to x3 my OwO king, +;;w;; Whom UwU I with :33 pain uWu have woo'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ won thereto; +xDD And ÚwÚ this her easy-held imprisonment +>_< Hath x3 gain'd >w< thy daughter princely OwO wibewty. +REIGNIER. :33 Speaks :33 Suffowk >_< as ^.^ he OwO thinks? +x3 SUFFOWK. Faiw Margaret xDD knyows +:33 That :33 Suffowk xDD doth nyot fwattew, >w< face, ow :3 feign. +REIGNIER. >_> Upon >w< thy princely :33 wawwant UwU I descend +;;w;; To UwU give uWu thee answew of >w< thy >w< just >_> demand. +uWu Exit REIGNIER from x3 the OwO wawws +x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And OwO hewe UwU I xDD wiww >_< expect >w< thy :3 coming. + +Twumpets UwU sound. Entew REIGNIER bewow + +REIGNIER. Welcome, >_< bwave Eaww, x3 into UwU ouw tewwitowies; +xDD Command uWu in Anjou >_> what x3 youw xDD Honyouw pleases. +x3 SUFFOWK. >_< Thanks, Weignyiew, ^w^ happy fow UwU so x3 sweet :3 a child, +Fit to be UwU made >_< companyion with :3 a king. +>_> What answew x3 makes x3 youw Gwace >w< unto x3 my suit? +REIGNIER. Since xDD thou dost >_< deign to ^.^ woo her xDD wittwe ^.^ wowth +;;w;; To be x3 the princely bride of xDD such :3 a uWu wowd, +>_> Upon condition UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ quietwy +^w^ Enjoy >_< minye OwO own, x3 the countwy ^w^ Mainye ÚwÚ and Anjou, +Fwee from oppwession ow x3 the ^w^ stwoke of waw, +OwO My daughter UwU shaww be Henry's, >_> if ^.^ he ÚwÚ pwease. +x3 SUFFOWK. :33 That >_> is her OwO wansom; UwU I ÚwÚ dewivew her. +xDD And UwU those >w< two counties UwU I xDD wiww undewtake +uWu Youw Gwace UwU shaww weww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ quietwy OwO enjoy. +REIGNIER. xDD And UwU I OwO again, uWu in >_> Henwy's royal :33 nyame, +;;w;; As OwO deputy >w< unto :3 that >_> gwacious OwO king, +Give uWu thee her uWu hand fow xDD sign of plighted ÚwÚ faith. +x3 SUFFOWK. UwU Weignyiew of >_< Fwance, UwU I UwU give uWu thee >_> kingwy thanks, +>_< Because ÚwÚ this >_> is uWu in UwU twaffic of :3 a king. +:3 [Aside] xDD And ^w^ yet, UwU methinks, UwU I couwd be weww :3 content +;;w;; To be >_< minye UwU own ^.^ attownyey uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 case. +I'll uvw xDD then to England with ÚwÚ this news, +xDD And >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage to be x3 sowemnyiz'd. +So, farewell, Weignyiew. Set ÚwÚ this >_> diamond >_< safe +^w^ In golden pawaces, >_< as >w< it >_< becomes. +REIGNIER. UwU I UwU do >_< embwace uWu thee >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< embwace +uWu The Christian >_< pwince, ^w^ King Henry, :3 wewe ^.^ he hewe. +UwU MAWGAWET. UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ Good wishes, >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and +pwayews, +Shall :33 Suffowk OwO evew uWu have of Margaret. x3 [She >_> is uWu going] +x3 SUFFOWK. UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet UwU madam. OwO But x3 hawk UwU you, Margaret +No princely commendations to x3 my UwU king? +UwU MAWGAWET. >w< Such commendations >_< as x3 becomes :3 a ;;w;; maid, +^-^ A xDD viwgin, ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu sewvant, >_> say to ^.^ him. +x3 SUFFOWK. Words sweetly pwac'd ÚwÚ and modestwy ;;w;; diwected. +But, UwU madam, UwU I ^w^ must >_> twoubwe xDD you again +No >w< woving ;;w;; token to :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty? +UwU MAWGAWET. Yes, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd: :3 a puwe x3 unspotted uWu heawt, +xDD Nyevew yet ^w^ taint with xDD wuv, UwU I >_> send x3 the ;;w;; King. +x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And ÚwÚ this uWu withaw. ^.^ [Kisses :3 hew] +UwU MAWGAWET. :33 That fow ;;w;; thysewf, UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU so presume +;;w;; To >_> send xDD such >_> peevish UwU tokens to :3 a king. +Exeunt REIGNIER ÚwÚ and OwO MAWGAWET +x3 SUFFOWK. >_< O, OwO wewt xDD thou fow mysewf! But, ^.^ Suffowk, >_< stay; +^.^ Thou uWu mayst nyot >w< wandew uWu in :3 that >w< wabywinth: +>_> Thewe Minotaurs ÚwÚ and ugwy :3 tweasons >_> wuwk. +x3 Sowicit Henwy with her wondwous ;;w;; pwaise. +^w^ Bethink uWu thee on her uWu viwtues :3 that surmount, +xDD And natural uWu gwaces :3 that :3 extinguish awt; +Wepeat uWu theiw ÚwÚ sembwance often on x3 the seas, +^.^ That, when xDD thou UwU com'st to ^w^ knyeew uWu at >_> Henwy's ^.^ feet, +^.^ Thou uWu mayst ;;w;; beweave ^.^ him of :33 his :33 wits with :3 wondew. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +Camp of x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK uWu in Anjou + +Entew YORK, ^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews +:3 YOWK. Bring fowth :3 that UwU sowcewess, condemn'd to :3 buwn. + +Entew LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, >w< guawded, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ SHEPHEWD + +UwU SHEPHEWD. xDD Ah, Joan, ÚwÚ this :33 kiwws >w< thy father's >_< heawt x3 outwight! +:3 Have UwU I >_< sought every countwy uWu faw ÚwÚ and near, +^.^ And, nyow >w< it >_> is x3 my chance to find uWu thee ^.^ out, +:3 Must UwU I behowd >w< thy timewess UwU cwuew UwU death? +xDD Ah, Joan, x3 sweet daughter Joan, I'll ^-^ die with uWu thee! +:33 PUCEWWE. Decrepit miser! UwU base ignoble OwO wwetch! +UwU I ^w^ am >_> descended of :3 a gentler ^-^ bwood; +^.^ Thou awt nyo >w< fathew nor nyo :33 fwiend of ^w^ minye. +UwU SHEPHEWD. Out, out! OwO My wowds, >w< an uWu pwease UwU you, UwU 'tis nyot so; +UwU I uWu did x3 beget hew, aww x3 the x3 pawish knyows. +:3 Hew mothew ^.^ wiveth ^w^ yet, ^.^ can >w< testify +:33 She UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst ^w^ fwuit of x3 my bach'lorship. +WARWICK. Graceless, wiwt xDD thou UwU deny >w< thy pawentage? +:3 YOWK. This ÚwÚ awgues >_> what her uWu kind of >w< wife hath ÚwÚ been- +^w^ Wicked ÚwÚ and viwe; ÚwÚ and UwU so her :33 death concludes. +UwU SHEPHEWD. OwO Fie, Joan, :3 that xDD thou wiwt be UwU so >_< obstacwe! +^w^ God xDD knyows xDD thou awt :3 a UwU cowwop of x3 my flesh; +xDD And fow >w< thy ÚwÚ sake uWu have UwU I x3 shed UwU many :3 a >_> teaw. +>w< Deny ;;w;; me >_> nyot, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ Joan. +:33 PUCEWWE. Peasant, avaunt! >_> You uWu have >_< subown'd ÚwÚ this x3 man +Of OwO puwpose to uWu obscuwe x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD biwth. +UwU SHEPHEWD. 'Tis ^-^ twue, UwU I uWu gave :3 a x3 nyobwe to x3 the priest +uWu The ;;w;; mown :3 that UwU I UwU was >w< wedded to her x3 mothew. +>_> Knyeew down ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 my blessing, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^w^ giww. +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou nyot stoop? Now uWu cuwsed be x3 the time +Of >w< thy nyativity. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the milk +x3 Thy mothew uWu gave uWu thee when xDD thou OwO suck'dst her breast +xDD Had :33 been :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ watsbanye fow >w< thy sake. +:33 Ow else, when xDD thou :33 didst >_< keep x3 my lambs xDD afiewd, +UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 some ^-^ wavenyous OwO wowf xDD had eaten thee. +uWu Dost xDD thou UwU deny >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, uWu cuwsed ^-^ dwab? +>_< O, buwn hew, buwn >_> hew! x3 Hanging >_> is ^w^ too UwU good. uWu Exit +:3 YOWK. ^.^ Take her :3 away; fow ^.^ she hath liv'd ^w^ too long, +;;w;; To ^w^ fiww x3 the wowwd with ^.^ vicious qualities. +:33 PUCEWWE. First wet ;;w;; me tell xDD you ÚwÚ whom xDD you uWu have x3 condemn'd: +ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; me uWu begotten of :3 a xDD shephewd x3 swain, +OwO But :33 issued from x3 the ^-^ pwogeny of >w< kings; +Viwtuous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; howy, OwO chosen from :33 abuv +^-^ By UwU inspiwation of ^w^ cewestiaw gwace, +;;w;; To ^.^ wowk :33 exceeding miracles on ;;w;; eawth. +UwU I >_< nyevew xDD had to UwU do with wicked spiwits. +OwO But UwU you, :3 that OwO awe polluted with x3 youw x3 wusts, +Stain'd with x3 the ;;w;; guiwtwess :3 bwood of >w< innyocents, +Corrupt ÚwÚ and xDD tainted with :3 a thousand UwU vices, +>_< Because xDD you ^.^ want x3 the xDD gwace :3 that ;;w;; othews have, +>_> You OwO judge >w< it ^w^ stwaight :3 a ^.^ thing xDD impossibwe +;;w;; To compass wondews >_> but ^.^ by OwO hewp of OwO deviws. +:3 Nyo, misconceived! UwU Joan of xDD Awc hath :33 been +^-^ A ;;w;; viwgin from her xDD tendew infancy, +^.^ Chaste ÚwÚ and UwU immacuwate uWu in xDD vewy thought; +>_< Whose >_< maiden bwood, OwO thus wigowouswy ^-^ effus'd, +Will cwy fow UwU vengeance uWu at x3 the :3 gates of UwU heaven. +:3 YOWK. Ay, ^w^ ay. UwU Away with her to :33 execution! +WARWICK. xDD And x3 hawk :3 ye, ^-^ siws; uWu because ^.^ she >_> is :3 a ;;w;; maid, +^w^ Spawe fow nyo >_< fagots, wet there be enyow. +:3 Pwace UwU bawwews of ^w^ pitch ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu fataw >w< stake, +:33 That UwU so her towtuwe OwO may be shortened. +:33 PUCEWWE. Will >_< nyothing turn x3 youw unrelenting hearts? +Then, Joan, OwO discuvw ^.^ thinye infirmity +:33 That warranteth ^.^ by law to be >w< thy privilege: +UwU I ^w^ am with child, OwO ye bwoody UwU homicides; +>_> Muwdew nyot xDD then x3 the ^w^ fwuit within x3 my womb, +Awthough OwO ye UwU hawe ;;w;; me to :3 a :3 viowent death. +:3 YOWK. Now heaven forfend! uWu The >w< howy >_< maid with >_> chiwd! +WARWICK. uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest :33 miwacwe :3 that ;;w;; e'ew OwO ye wwought: +Is aww x3 youw :3 stwict preciseness come to :3 this? +:3 YOWK. :33 She ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu Dauphin uWu have :33 been ;;w;; juggwing. +UwU I uWu did imagine >_> what ^.^ wouwd be her refuge. +WARWICK. xDD Weww, OwO go >w< to; we'll uWu have nyo >_< bastawds ÚwÚ wive; +>w< Especiawwy xDD since >_> Chawwes ^w^ must >w< fathew :3 it. +:33 PUCEWWE. >_> You OwO awe :3 deceiv'd; x3 my chiwd >_> is >_< nyonye of >_> his: +^.^ It UwU was OwO Awencon :3 that x3 enjoy'd x3 my love. +:3 YOWK. Awencon, :3 that :3 nyotowious >_> Machiavew! +^.^ It dies, >w< an >_> if >w< it xDD had :3 a thousand ^.^ wives. +:33 PUCEWWE. >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me weave, UwU I uWu have dewuded OwO you. +>_< 'Twas :3 nyeithew >_> Chawwes nor yet x3 the >w< Duke UwU I ^-^ nyam'd, +OwO But Weignyiew, ^w^ King of Naples, :3 that pwevaiw'd. +WARWICK. ^-^ A mawwied ;;w;; man! >w< That's UwU most intolerable. +:3 YOWK. Why, hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ giww! UwU I think ^.^ she xDD knyows nyot weww +>_> Thewe :3 wewe UwU so >_> many-whom ^.^ she OwO may ;;w;; accuse. +WARWICK. x3 It's xDD sign ^.^ she hath :33 been xDD wibewaw ÚwÚ and >w< fwee. +:3 YOWK. xDD And ^w^ yet, xDD fowsooth, ^.^ she >_> is :3 a ;;w;; viwgin pure. +^w^ Stwumpet, >w< thy wowds >_< condemn >w< thy :3 bwat ÚwÚ and thee. +^w^ Use nyo ;;w;; entweaty, fow >w< it >_> is uWu in OwO vain. +:33 PUCEWWE. UwU Then lead ;;w;; me >_> hence-with ÚwÚ whom UwU I OwO weave x3 my +:3 cuwse: +^-^ May >_< nyevew glorious sun OwO wefwex :33 his beams +>_> Upon x3 the countwy :3 whewe xDD you >_< make abode; +OwO But >w< dawknyess ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ gwoomy shade of :33 death +Environ UwU you, >w< tiww ^-^ mischief ÚwÚ and despair +Drive xDD you to bweak x3 youw xDD nyecks ow ^w^ hang OwO youwsewves! +UwU Exit, guawded +:3 YOWK. ^.^ Bweak xDD thou uWu in uWu pieces ÚwÚ and ^-^ consume to :3 ashes, +^.^ Thou fouw ^w^ accuwsed xDD minyistew of >_< heww! + +Entew x3 CAWDINyAW x3 BEAUFOWT, ^w^ attended + +CARDINAL. Lord Regent, UwU I UwU do x3 gweet x3 youw ^.^ Excewwence +With x3 wettews of OwO commission from x3 the ;;w;; King. +For knyow, x3 my wowds, x3 the UwU states of Christendom, +^w^ Mov'd with ^-^ wemowse of these :3 outwageous bwoiws, +:3 Have eawnyestwy ^w^ impwow'd :3 a general uWu peace +Betwixt UwU ouw nation ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; aspiwing Fwench; +xDD And OwO hewe uWu at uWu hand x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and :33 his twain +uWu Appwoacheth, to confew about x3 some :3 mattew. +:3 YOWK. Is aww UwU ouw :3 twavaiw >_> tuwn'd to ÚwÚ this ^.^ effect? +>w< Aftew x3 the >_> swaughtew of UwU so UwU many ^-^ peews, +^w^ So UwU many ^w^ captains, xDD gentwemen, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews, +:33 That uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ quawwew uWu have :33 been overthrown +xDD And sold uWu theiw >_< bodies fow uWu theiw >_> countwy's benyefit, +Shall ^.^ we uWu at >w< wast OwO concwude effeminyate peace? +:3 Have ^.^ we nyot wost UwU most ÚwÚ pawt of aww x3 the x3 towns, +^-^ By uWu tweason, fawsehood, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :33 tweachewy, +Our great ^w^ pwogenyitows xDD had ÚwÚ conquewed? +x3 O Wawwick, x3 Wawwick! UwU I x3 fowesee with grief +uWu The :33 uttew ^-^ woss of aww x3 the weawm of Fwance. +WARWICK. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, x3 Yowk. ;;w;; If ^.^ we OwO concwude :3 a ÚwÚ peace, +^.^ It UwU shaww be with xDD such :3 stwict ÚwÚ and severe covenants +;;w;; As xDD wittwe UwU shaww x3 the Fwenchmen ^.^ gain ^-^ theweby. + +Entew CHAWWES, ÚwÚ AWENCON, :33 BASTAWD, REIGNIER, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +x3 CHAWWES. ÚwÚ Since, wowds of England, >w< it >_> is OwO thus >_< agweed +:33 That UwU peacefuw truce UwU shaww be proclaim'd uWu in >_< Fwance, +We come to be infowmed ^.^ by youwsewves +>_> What x3 the :33 conditions of :3 that :33 weague ^w^ must >w< be. +:3 YOWK. ÚwÚ Speak, ;;w;; Winchestew; fow boiling ^.^ chowew ^w^ chokes +uWu The OwO howwow uWu passage of x3 my OwO poison'd voice, +^-^ By ^.^ sight of these UwU ouw xDD bawefuw enemies. +CARDINAL. Chawwes, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, >w< it >_> is enacted thus: +^.^ That, uWu in regard ^w^ King Henwy ;;w;; gives ^.^ consent, +Of mere >w< compassion ÚwÚ and of uWu wenyity, +;;w;; To ^w^ ease x3 youw countwy of distressful waw, +^-^ An suffew xDD you to ;;w;; bweathe uWu in :33 fwuitfuw ÚwÚ peace, +>_> You UwU shaww :33 become true ^-^ wiegemen to :33 his >_< cwown; +^.^ And, Chawwes, ;;w;; upon condition xDD thou wiwt >_< sweaw +;;w;; To x3 pay ^.^ him UwU twibute ÚwÚ and :3 submit ;;w;; thysewf, +^.^ Thou shalt be pwac'd >_< as >_> vicewoy :33 undew :3 him, +xDD And still ^.^ enjoy >w< thy xDD wegaw UwU dignyity. +ALENCON. :3 Must ^.^ he be xDD then >_< as :3 shadow of :33 himsewf? +Adorn :33 his ^.^ tempwes with :3 a >_< cowonyet +xDD And ^w^ yet, uWu in ÚwÚ substance ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ authowity, +Wetain >_> but OwO pwiviwege of :3 a >_> pwivate man? +This x3 pwoffew >_> is :3 absuwd ÚwÚ and xDD weasonwess. +x3 CHAWWES. 'Tis ÚwÚ knyown xDD awweady :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >_< possess'd +With ^.^ mowe than half x3 the Gawwian ^-^ tewwitowies, +xDD And thewein ^-^ wevewenc'd fow uWu theiw ÚwÚ wawfuw king. +Shall I, fow lucre of x3 the xDD west x3 unvanquish'd, +Detract UwU so much from :3 that prerogative +;;w;; As to be ^w^ caww'd >_> but >_> vicewoy of x3 the whole? +:3 Nyo, Lord Ambassador; I'll rather >_< keep +:33 That which UwU I uWu have than, coveting fow >_> mowe, +^w^ Be ;;w;; cast from possibility of all. +:3 YOWK. Insulting Charles! Hast xDD thou ^.^ by secret means +xDD Us'd >_< intewcession to UwU obtain :3 a OwO weague, +xDD And nyow x3 the ;;w;; mattew gwows to compwomise +ÚwÚ Stand'st xDD thou >_< awoof ;;w;; upon comparison? +^-^ Eithew xDD accept x3 the ;;w;; titwe xDD thou x3 usuwp'st, +Of ^-^ benyefit proceeding from UwU ouw x3 king +xDD And nyot of xDD any challenge of :3 desewt, +:33 Ow ^.^ we xDD wiww pwague uWu thee with ^w^ incessant waws. +REIGNIER. :33 [To CHARLES] OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU do nyot weww uWu in obstinacy -ÚwÚ To ^-^ caviw in OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ contwact. ->w< If UwU once ^.^ it >w< be >w< nyegwected, >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye -We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find >_< wike >_> oppowtunyity. -ALENCON. uWu [To >_> CHAWWES] ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw powicy -ÚwÚ To :33 save >_> youw uWu subjects ^-^ fwom such massacwe -And ruthless ^w^ swaughtews as awe ;;w;; daiwy uWu seen -By ^-^ ouw proceeding in :3 hostiwity; -And OwO thewefowe UwU take :3 this xDD compact >_> of :3 a truce, -UwU Awthough you >_< bweak ^.^ it when >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe >_< sewves. -:3 WAWWICK. OwO How xDD say'st thou, Chawwes? :33 Shaww ^-^ ouw ^.^ condition -ÚwÚ stand? -CHARLES. ^w^ It shall; ->_> Onwy wesewv'd, you OwO cwaim nyo ;;w;; intewest -UwU In ^-^ any >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO towns >_> of >w< gawwison. -^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then uWu sweaw :33 awwegiance ^-^ to his uWu Majesty: -UwU As :3 thou art :3 knyight, never ^-^ to disobey -Nyow >w< be >w< webewwious ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >_> of ^.^ Engwand -uWu Thou, :3 nyow >w< thy nobles, ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >_> of Engwand. -:3 [CHAWWES ÚwÚ and OwO the west ^w^ give ^w^ tokens >_> of ÚwÚ feawty] -UwU So, :3 nyow UwU dismiss >_> youw ;;w;; awmy when ye pwease; ->w< Hang OwO up >_> youw ^-^ ensigns, let >_> youw ;;w;; dwums >w< be stiww, ->_< Fow here ^-^ we UwU entewtain :3 a sowemn ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 5. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew SUFFOWK, in >w< confewence with OwO the xDD KING, -^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and EXETEW - -KING HENRY. Your :3 wondwous x3 wawe xDD descwiption, x3 nyobwe Earl, -x3 Of uWu beauteous >_< Mawgawet ;;w;; hath astonyish'd >_> me. -Her UwU viwtues, OwO gwaced with ^-^ extewnyaw ÚwÚ gifts, -Do breed ^-^ wuv's ;;w;; settwed ^.^ passions in my >_> heawt; -And >_< wike as wigouw >_> of >w< tempestuous ^-^ gusts -P-Pwovokes OwO the ;;w;; mightiest hulk x3 against OwO the tide, -^w^ So x3 am I >_> dwiven uWu by >_> bweath >_> of xDD hew UwU wenyown -x3 Eithew ^-^ to suffer ;;w;; shipwweck ^w^ ow ^-^ awwive -:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ^.^ have fruition >_> of xDD hew wuv. -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Tush, my good wowd! :3 This >w< supewficiaw xDD tawe -^-^ Is uWu but :3 a preface >_> of xDD hew >w< wowthy :3 pwaise. -The >_> chief perfections >_> of UwU that UwU wuvwy ^.^ dame, -Had I uWu sufficient >_> skiww ^-^ to xDD uttew ;;w;; them, -Wouwd ^-^ make :3 a vowume >_> of >_< enticing >_< winyes, -uWu Abwe ^-^ to wavish ^-^ any :33 duww conceit; -And, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> divinye, -^w^ So full-replete with UwU choice >_> of >w< aww dewights, -But with as humbwe x3 wowwinyess >_> of :33 mind -She :3 is ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be at >_> youw xDD command ->_> Command, I >_> mean, >_> of ÚwÚ viwtuous intents, -ÚwÚ To love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ^-^ Henwy as xDD hew :33 wowd. -KING HENRY. And otherwise uWu wiww ^-^ Henwy :33 nye'ew ^-^ pwesume. -:33 Thewefowe, my Wowd Protector, ^w^ give consent -:33 That >_< Mawgawet ^-^ may >w< be England's :33 woyaw Queen. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So shouwd I ^w^ give consent ^-^ to fwattew UwU sin. -You >w< knyow, my lord, >_> youw Highness :3 is ^-^ betwoth'd -^.^ Unto another wady >_> of esteem. -OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we then UwU dispense with UwU that contract, -And ^.^ nyot >w< deface >_> youw uWu honyouw with wepwoach? -SUFFOLK. UwU As doth :3 a OwO wuwew with uWu unwawfuw :3 oaths; -Ow ^-^ onye UwU that at :3 a :3 twiumph, having ÚwÚ vow'd -ÚwÚ To twy his UwU stwength, ÚwÚ fowsaketh ÚwÚ yet OwO the wists -By reason >_> of his >_> advewsawy's odds: -OwO A UwU poow :33 eaww's daughter :3 is unequal :3 odds, -And OwO thewefowe ^-^ may >w< be x3 bwoke ^-^ without >_> offence. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, what, I pray, :3 is >_< Mawgawet ^-^ mowe than -ÚwÚ that? -Her fathew :3 is nyo better than OwO an eaww, -UwU Awthough in ^w^ gwowious titwes ^.^ he excel. -SUFFOLK. x3 Yes, my lord, xDD hew fathew :3 is :3 a ^-^ king, -The UwU King >_> of Nyapwes ÚwÚ and ^w^ Jewusawem; -And >_> of such gweat authowity in Fwance -UwU As his awwiance uWu wiww ;;w;; confiwm ^-^ ouw :3 peace, -And ^-^ keep OwO the Frenchmen in allegiance. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And OwO so OwO the Eaww >_> of UwU Awmagnyac ^-^ may uWu do, -xDD Because ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; nyeaw x3 kinsman x3 unto Charles. -EXETER. Beside, his wealth doth ;;w;; wawwant :3 a >_> wibewaw dowew; -:3 Whewe Weignyiew sooner uWu wiww weceive than >w< give. -SUFFOLK. OwO A dow'w, my UwU wowds! ;;w;; Disgwace ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> youw ^-^ king, -:33 That ^.^ he shouwd >w< be OwO so ^.^ abject, base, ÚwÚ and xDD poow, -ÚwÚ To OwO choose uWu fow wealth ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu fow pewfect wuv. -^-^ Henwy :3 is able ^-^ to UwU enwich his queen, -And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< seek :3 a queen ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 wich. -^w^ So ^.^ wowthwess peasants :3 bawgain uWu fow theiw x3 wives, -UwU As ;;w;; mawket-men uWu fow ^-^ oxen, sheep, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ howse. -Marriage :3 is :3 a matter >_> of ^-^ mowe wowth ->w< Than ^-^ to >w< be dealt in uWu by UwU attownyeyship; -:3 Nyot xDD whom ^-^ we wiww, uWu but xDD whom his OwO Gwace >w< affects, -Must >w< be ^.^ companyion >_> of his ^w^ nyuptiaw bed. -And ^.^ thewefowe, x3 wowds, >_< since ^.^ he ^w^ affects xDD hew ÚwÚ most, -^w^ It UwU most >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these reasons xDD bindeth OwO us -UwU In ^-^ ouw opinyions ^.^ she shouwd >w< be preferr'd; ->_< Fow what :3 is wedlock fowced uWu but :3 a >_< heww, -An :3 age >_> of uWu discowd ÚwÚ and continyuaw ^w^ stwife? ->_< Wheweas OwO the contrary bwingeth >_< bwiss, -And :3 is :3 a ^w^ pattewn >_> of celestial ^-^ peace. -x3 Whom shouwd ^-^ we ^-^ match with Henry, being :3 a ^-^ king, -But Margaret, UwU that :3 is daughter ^-^ to :3 a king? -Her peerless feature, joined with xDD hew birth, -Approves xDD hew x3 fit uWu fow UwU nyonye uWu but uWu fow :3 a king; -Her ÚwÚ vawiant :33 couwage ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undaunted ^.^ spiwit, -Mowe than in >w< women ^-^ commonwy :3 is ^.^ seen, -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ answew ^-^ ouw >w< hope in xDD issue >_> of :3 a king; ->_< Fow Henry, :3 son x3 unto :3 a ;;w;; conquewow, -^-^ Is :33 wikewy ^-^ to ^.^ beget ^-^ mowe ;;w;; conquewows, ->w< If with :3 a wady >_> of OwO so UwU high :3 wesowve -UwU As :3 is fair >_< Mawgawet ^.^ he >w< be uWu wink'd in wuv. -;;w;; Then yield, my lords; ÚwÚ and here conclude with me -:33 That >_< Mawgawet uWu shaww >w< be uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye uWu but she. -KING HENRY. :3 Whethew ^.^ it >w< be OwO thwough x3 fowce >_> of >_> youw report, -UwU My x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Suffowk, ^w^ ow uWu fow UwU that -UwU My >w< tendew xDD youth ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet ^.^ attaint -x3 With ^-^ any passion >_> of UwU infwaming love, -I cannyot UwU teww; uWu but :3 this I x3 am assur'd, -I ;;w;; feew such shawp >_< dissension in my ^w^ bweast, -Such fiewce >_> awawums uWu both >_> of >w< hope ÚwÚ and feaw, -UwU As I x3 am uWu sick with >_< wowking >_> of my xDD thoughts. -;;w;; Take OwO thewefowe shipping; uWu post, my lord, ^-^ to xDD Fwance; -Agwee ^-^ to ^-^ any UwU cuvnyants; ÚwÚ and procure -:33 That OwO Wady >_< Mawgawet ^-^ do OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to come -ÚwÚ To cross OwO the :33 seas ^-^ to >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ and >w< be xDD cwown'd -UwU King Henry's xDD faithfuw ÚwÚ and >_> anyointed >w< queen. ->_< Fow >_> youw ^.^ expenses ÚwÚ and uWu sufficient chawge, -x3 Among OwO the ^w^ peopwe x3 gathew OwO up :3 a ^-^ tenth. -Be gone, I ^w^ say; uWu fow ÚwÚ tiww you ^-^ do xDD wetuwn -I west perplexed with :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 cawes. -And you, good uncwe, ^w^ banyish >w< aww ;;w;; offence: ->w< If you ^-^ do ÚwÚ censuwe me uWu by what you OwO wewe, -:3 Nyot what you awe, I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; excuse -:3 This ^w^ sudden >_> execution >_> of my uWu wiww. -And OwO so OwO conduct me where, ^-^ fwom ^.^ company, -I ^-^ may revolve ÚwÚ and wuminyate my ^w^ gwief. Exit -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, gwief, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, uWu both at ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and :33 wast. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and EXETEW -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thus >_> Suffowk ;;w;; hath pwevaiw'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ^.^ he >_> goes, -UwU As >_> did OwO the youthfuw Paris UwU once ^-^ to Greece, -x3 With >w< hope ^-^ to find OwO the >_< wike ^-^ event in love -But ^w^ pwospew better than OwO the >_> Twoyan ÚwÚ did. ->_< Mawgawet uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< be uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and UwU wuwe OwO the x3 King; -But I uWu wiww UwU wuwe uWu both UwU hew, OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and realm. Exit - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -OwO 1591 - -OwO THE x3 SECOND >w< PAWT >_< OF KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH -HUMPHREY, DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, his uncwe -ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, ^-^ gweat-uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU King -^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, DUKE >_< OF YORK -EDWAWD ÚwÚ and :3 WICHAWD, his >_< sons -DUKE >_< OF ^.^ SOMEWSET -DUKE >_< OF x3 SUFFOWK -DUKE >_< OF >_> BUCKINGHAM -LORD OwO CWIFFOWD -OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD, his :3 son -^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY -^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK -LORD ^.^ SCAWES -LORD SAY -ÚwÚ SIW >w< HUMPHWEY STAFFOWD -WIWWIAM >_< STAFFOWD, his bwothew -ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ÚwÚ STANWEY -UwU VAUX -^-^ MATTHEW ^.^ GOFFE -OwO A LIEUTENANT, :3 a ^.^ SHIPMASTEW, :3 a MASTER'S >w< MATE, ÚwÚ and :3 WAWTEW WHITMOWE -OwO TWO GENTWEMEN, prisoners with >_> Suffowk ->w< JOHN OwO HUME ÚwÚ and >w< JOHN ^-^ SOUTHWEWW, two priests -:33 WOGEW ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, :3 a conjurer -OwO A OwO SPIWIT raised uWu by him -OwO THOMAS :3 HOWNyEW, OwO an awmouwew -x3 PETEW, his man ->w< CWEWK >_< OF CHATHAM -:33 MAYOW >_< OF ^-^ SAINT AWBANS -UwU SAUNDEW SIMPCOX, OwO an :3 impostow -ALEXANDER ^w^ IDEN, :3 a x3 Kentish ^-^ gentweman -uWu JACK ^w^ CADE, :3 a rebel -GEORGE BEVIS, >w< JOHN :3 HOWWAND, UwU DICK OwO THE ;;w;; BUTCHEW, SMITH OwO THE WEAVER, ->w< MICHAEW, :33 &c., followers >_> of ;;w;; Cade -OwO TWO >_< MUWDEWEWS - ->w< MAWGAWET, Queen ^-^ to UwU King ^-^ Henwy ->_> EWEANyOW, Duchess >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew -OwO MAWGEWY ;;w;; JOUWDAIN, :3 a :3 witch ->_< WIFE ^-^ to :3 SIMPCOX - ->w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, ÚwÚ and Attendants; >w< Petitionyews, Awdewmen, :3 a OwO Hewawd, -:3 a xDD Beadwe, :3 a uWu Shewiff, UwU Officews, ^.^ Citizens, xDD Pwentices, Falconers, -ÚwÚ Guawds, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, &c. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -^.^ Engwand - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -^w^ Fwouwish >_> of uWu twumpets; then ;;w;; hautboys. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, DUKE >w< HUMPHWEY ->_< OF GWOUCESTEW, >w< SAWISBUWY, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, uWu on OwO the ^-^ onye ÚwÚ side; -OwO the QUEEN, SUFFOWK, UwU YOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and :3 BUCKINGHAM, uWu on OwO the uWu othew - -SUFFOLK. UwU As uWu by >_> youw UwU high >w< impewiaw uWu Majesty -I xDD had in chawge at my xDD depawt uWu fow UwU Fwance, -UwU As pwocuwatow ^-^ to >_> youw Excewwence, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ Pwincess >_< Mawgawet uWu fow >_> youw >w< Gwace; -UwU So, in OwO the :3 famous ÚwÚ ancient :33 city xDD Touws, -UwU In :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the >w< Kings >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and Sicil, -The :3 Dukes >_> of OwO Owweans, Calaber, uWu Bwetagnye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Awencon, -^w^ Seven >_< eawws, twewve >_> bawons, ÚwÚ and twenty OwO wevewend bishops, -I ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd my xDD task, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was :33 espous'd; -And humbly :3 nyow x3 upon my uWu bended xDD knyee, -UwU In OwO sight >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and xDD hew wowdwy peers, -^w^ Dewivew OwO up my title in OwO the Queen -ÚwÚ To >_> youw UwU most >_< gwacious x3 hands, UwU that awe OwO the xDD substance -x3 Of UwU that gweat ;;w;; shadow I >_> did wepwesent: -The :33 happiest >_> gift UwU that >w< evew uWu mawquis uWu gave, -The ÚwÚ faiwest queen UwU that >w< evew ;;w;; king ;;w;; weceiv'd. -KING HENRY. Suffowk, arise. Wewcome, Queen Mawgawet: -I can express nyo kinder >w< sign >_> of love ->w< Than :3 this >w< kind ;;w;; kiss. :3 O :3 Wowd, UwU that ÚwÚ wends me xDD wife, -;;w;; Wend me :3 a OwO heawt replete with ^w^ thankfuwnyess! ->_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast >w< given me in :3 this uWu beauteous ;;w;; face -OwO A x3 wowwd >_> of earthly blessings ^-^ to my >_> souw, ->w< If ÚwÚ sympathy >_> of love ^-^ unyite ^-^ ouw xDD thoughts. -x3 QUEEN. Great UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ and my >_< gwacious lord, -The OwO mutuaw >w< confewence UwU that my :33 mind ;;w;; hath ^-^ had, -By day, uWu by night, ^.^ waking ÚwÚ and in my dreams, -UwU In >_> couwtwy >_> company ^w^ ow at my x3 beads, -x3 With you, >_< minye alder-liefest suvweign, -:3 Makes me OwO the OwO bowdew ^-^ to salute my ;;w;; king -x3 With ÚwÚ wudew terms, such as my ÚwÚ wit affowds -And :3 uvw-joy >_> of OwO heawt doth minister. -KING HENRY. Her OwO sight >_> did :33 wavish, uWu but xDD hew OwO gwace in speech, -Her uWu wowds >_< y-cwad with ;;w;; wisdom's ^-^ majesty, -:3 Makes me ^-^ fwom >_> wond'wing ^-^ faww ^-^ to weeping ;;w;; joys, -Such :3 is OwO the UwU fuwnyess >_> of my ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ content. ->w< Wowds, with ^-^ onye cheerful >w< voice ^-^ wewcome my wuv. -ALL. >_> [Knyeewing] Wong live Queen Margaret, England's happiness! -x3 QUEEN. We :3 thank you all. [Fwouwish] -SUFFOLK. UwU My Wowd Protector, OwO so ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, -;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the xDD awticwes >_> of :3 contwacted xDD peace ->w< Between ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD Fwench UwU King Charles, ->_< Fow >_> eighteen ^.^ months concwuded uWu by consent. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Imprimis: ^w^ It :3 is uWu agweed :3 between OwO the xDD Fwench UwU King -Charles ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa :3 Powe, Mawquess >_> of Suffowk, ambassador -uWu fow ^-^ Henwy UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, UwU that OwO the ^w^ said ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww :3 espouse OwO the -OwO Wady Margaret, daughter x3 unto Weignyiew UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, ÚwÚ Siciwia, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ Jewusawem, ÚwÚ and :3 cwown xDD hew Queen >_> of ^.^ Engwand ewe OwO the ^.^ thiwtieth ->_> of May next UwU ensuing. ->_> Item: :33 That OwO the duchy >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu county >_> of UwU Mainye uWu shaww >w< be -OwO weweased ÚwÚ and UwU dewivewed ^-^ to OwO the UwU King xDD hew >_< fathew'- -x3 [Wets OwO the paper x3 faww] -KING HENRY. :3 Uncwe, how nyow! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Pawdon uWu me, >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; -uWu Some ^w^ sudden quawm ;;w;; hath struck me at OwO the xDD heawt, -And dimm'd >_< minye >_> eyes, UwU that I can ;;w;; wead nyo >_< fuwthew. -KING HENRY. Uncle >_> of >w< Winchestew, I pray ;;w;; wead x3 on. -CARDINAL. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'Item: ^w^ It :3 is further uWu agweed :3 between them UwU that OwO the -;;w;; duchies >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye uWu shaww >w< be OwO weweased ÚwÚ and UwU dewivewed xDD uvw -^-^ to OwO the UwU King xDD hew fathew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she x3 sent xDD uvw >_> of OwO the UwU King >_> of -England's >_> own pwopew uWu cost ÚwÚ and xDD chawges, ^-^ without having ^-^ any OwO dowwy.' -KING HENRY. ^.^ They >w< pwease OwO us :33 weww. Wowd Mawquess, knyeew down. -We here UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, -And girt ÚwÚ thee with OwO the ^w^ swowd. Cousin >_> of Yowk, -We here >w< dischawge >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ fwom being x3 Wegent -uWu I' th' pawts >_> of UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ tiww term >_> of >_> eighteen ^.^ months -Be :33 fuww expir'd. ÚwÚ Thanks, uncwe >w< Winchestew, -^-^ Gwoucestew, Yowk, ^w^ Buckingham, >w< Somewset, ->w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and xDD Wawwick; -We :3 thank you >w< aww uWu fow :3 this gweat :3 favouw x3 donye -UwU In >_> entewtainment ^-^ to my >_< pwincewy >w< queen. -^w^ Come, let OwO us ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed :3 pwovide -ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew x3 cowonyation >w< be pewfowm'd. ->_< Exeunt xDD KING, QUEEN, ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK -OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Bwave x3 peews >_> of >_> Engwand, xDD piwwaws >_> of OwO the state, -ÚwÚ To you UwU Duke :33 Humphwey >w< must ^w^ unwoad his >w< gwief -Your gwief, OwO the ^w^ common >w< gwief >_> of >w< aww OwO the land. ->_< What! >_> did my bwothew ^-^ Henwy uWu spend his youth, -His valour, >w< coin, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; peopwe, in OwO the waws? -OwO Did ^.^ he OwO so >_< often lodge in open field, -UwU In wintew's x3 cowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ summew's parching ÚwÚ heat, -ÚwÚ To OwO conquew UwU Fwance, his OwO twue inhewitance? -And >_> did my bwothew Bedford >_< toiw his xDD wits -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep uWu by powicy what ^-^ Henwy >_< got? ->_< Have you yourselves, >w< Somewset, ^w^ Buckingham, -xDD Bwave Yowk, >w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and victorious UwU Wawwick, -:3 Weceiv'd ^-^ deep ;;w;; scaws in Fwance ÚwÚ and Nyowmandy? -Ow ;;w;; hath >_< minye uncwe x3 Beaufowt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, -x3 With >w< aww OwO the ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; Counciw >_> of OwO the >_> weawm, ->_< Studied OwO so long, xDD sat in OwO the ;;w;; Counciw House -Eawwy ÚwÚ and :3 wate, >_> debating ^-^ to ÚwÚ and fro -OwO How Fwance ÚwÚ and Frenchmen UwU might >w< be ^-^ kept in :33 awe? -And xDD had his Highness in his ^-^ infancy -:33 Cwownyed in Pawis, in UwU despite >_> of >_> foes? -And uWu shaww ^.^ these x3 wabouws ÚwÚ and ^.^ these honours ^.^ die? -:33 Shaww Henry's :33 conquest, ÚwÚ Bedfowd's vigiwance, -Your deeds >_> of war, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw counsew ^.^ die? -:3 O x3 peews >_> of >_> Engwand, shameful :3 is :3 this league! -Fatal :3 this mawwiage, cancewwing >_> youw ;;w;; fame, -Blotting >_> youw >_< nyames ^-^ fwom :33 books >_> of memory, -:33 Wazing OwO the UwU chawactews >_> of >_> youw renown, -^-^ Defacing monyuments >_> of conquer'd UwU Fwance, -xDD Undoing aww, as >w< aww xDD had never ^w^ been! -CARDINAL. Nephew, what :3 means :3 this passionate discouwse, -:3 This >_< pewowation with such circumstance? ->_< Fow UwU Fwance, 'tis ouws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^.^ stiww. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, uncwe, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu can; -But :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is impossibwe ^-^ we shouwd. -Suffowk, OwO the nyew-made >_> duke UwU that ^.^ wuwes OwO the :3 woast, -;;w;; Hath >w< given OwO the duchy >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye -^.^ Unto OwO the UwU poow UwU King Reignier, uWu whose uWu wawge ^w^ stywe -Agrees ^.^ nyot with OwO the weannyess >_> of his puwse. -SAWISBUWY. Nyow, uWu by OwO the death >_> of :3 Him UwU that ;;w;; died uWu fow aww, -^.^ These OwO counties ;;w;; wewe OwO the keys >_> of ^-^ Nyowmandy! -But xDD whewefowe ÚwÚ weeps UwU Wawwick, my ÚwÚ vawiant xDD son? -:3 WAWWICK. >_< Fow >w< gwief UwU that uWu they awe ÚwÚ past wecuvwy; ->_< Fow ;;w;; wewe there >w< hope ^-^ to OwO conquew them UwU again -UwU My >_< swowd shouwd shed ^.^ hot blood, >_< minye eyes nyo uWu teaws. -Anjou ÚwÚ and Maine! ^-^ mysewf >_> did ^.^ win them ^-^ both; -Those provinces ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms >_> of >_< minye >_> did conquer; -And awe OwO the ^.^ cities UwU that I ^w^ got with wounds -;;w;; Dewivew'd OwO up UwU again with ^w^ peacefuw wowds? -xDD Mowt >w< Dieu! -^.^ YOWK. >_< Fow Suffowk's duke, ^-^ may ^.^ he >w< be x3 suffocate, -:33 That ^-^ dims OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of :3 this ^.^ wawwike >_> iswe! -Fwance shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ town ÚwÚ and rent my vewy OwO heawt -Before I would ^.^ have >w< yiewded ^-^ to :3 this league. -I never ;;w;; wead uWu but England's kings ^.^ have xDD had -Large ÚwÚ sums >_> of gold ÚwÚ and dowwies with theiw wives; -And ^-^ ouw UwU King ^-^ Henwy gives away his >_> own -ÚwÚ To ^-^ match with xDD hew UwU that brings nyo :33 vantages. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A pwopew >w< jest, ÚwÚ and never heard OwO befowe, -:33 That >_> Suffowk shouwd >_> demand :3 a xDD whowe xDD fifteenth ->_< Fow x3 costs ÚwÚ and chawges in transporting her! -She shouwd ^.^ have :33 stay'd in UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and >w< stawv'd in UwU Fwance, -Before- -CARDINAL. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 nyow ye gwow xDD too xDD hot: -^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of my lord OwO the King. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, I xDD knyow >_> youw mind; -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot my >_< speeches UwU that you ^-^ do mislike, -But 'tis my :3 pwesence UwU that doth twoubwe ^.^ ye. -Rancour uWu wiww out: >_> pwoud prelate, in >w< thy ;;w;; face -I UwU see >w< thy fury; ^-^ if I ÚwÚ wongew stay -We uWu shaww begin ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ancient bickewings. -Lordings, faweweww; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, when I x3 am gone, -I UwU pwophesied Fwance uWu wiww >w< be lost ewe UwU wong. Exit -CARDINAL. UwU So, there :33 goes ^-^ ouw Protector in :3 a xDD wage. -^.^ 'Tis OwO knyown ^-^ to you ^.^ he :3 is >_< minye enemy; -;;w;; Nyay, :3 mowe, OwO an enemy x3 unto you aww, -And nyo gweat OwO fwiend, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, ^-^ to OwO the King. -^w^ Considew, x3 wowds, ^.^ he :3 is OwO the next >_> of UwU bwood -And ÚwÚ heiw apparent ^-^ to OwO the Engwish ^w^ cwown. -Had ^-^ Henwy ^w^ got OwO an ^.^ empiwe uWu by his mawwiage -And >w< aww OwO the >w< weawthy xDD kingdoms >_> of OwO the UwU west, -There's reason ^.^ he shouwd >w< be displeas'd at it. -Wook ^-^ to it, lords; let ^.^ nyot his >_> smoothing uWu wowds -ÚwÚ Bewitch >_> youw ^.^ heawts; >w< be xDD wise ÚwÚ and circumspect. -What >w< though OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe :3 favouw ^w^ him, -^-^ Cawwing him ;;w;; 'Humphwey, OwO the good UwU Duke >_> of Gwoucestew,' ->w< Cwapping theiw x3 hands, ÚwÚ and cwying with loud >w< voice ->_< 'Jesu maintain >_> youw :33 woyaw x3 excewwence!' -x3 With 'God OwO pwesewve OwO the good UwU Duke >_< Humphwey!' -I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, x3 wowds, uWu fow >w< aww :3 this :3 fwattewing gloss, -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found :3 a dangewous Protector. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he then :3 pwotect ^-^ ouw suvweign, -ÚwÚ He being >_> of :3 age ^-^ to :33 guvwn >_> of >w< himsewf? -Cousin >_> of >w< Somewset, >_> join you with uWu me, -And >w< aww togethew, with OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, ->w< We'ww >_> quickwy ÚwÚ hoise UwU Duke :33 Humphwey ^-^ fwom his uWu seat. -CARDINAL. :3 This ^-^ weighty ^-^ businyess uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ bwook >_< deway; -I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk >_> pwesentwy. Exit -SOMEWSET. Cousin >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, >w< though ;;w;; Humphwey's uWu pwide -And greatness >_> of his place >w< be >w< gwief ^-^ to >w< us, ->_> Yet let OwO us watch OwO the :33 haughty cawdinyaw; -His insowence :3 is ^-^ mowe intolerable ->w< Than >w< aww OwO the princes in OwO the ^.^ wand >w< beside; ->w< If ÚwÚ Gwoucestew >w< be :33 dispwac'd, :3 he'ww >w< be Protector. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Ow :3 thou ^w^ ow OwO I, >w< Somewset, uWu wiww >w< be Protector, -Despite UwU Duke :33 Humphwey ^w^ ow OwO the Cawdinyaw. ->_< Exeunt >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET -SAWISBUWY. ^-^ Pwide went OwO befowe, ambition UwU fowwows >_> him. -OwO Whiwe ^.^ these ^-^ do >_< wabouw uWu fow theiw >_> own >_> pwefewment, -Behoves ^.^ it OwO us ^-^ to >_< wabouw uWu fow OwO the realm. -I never ^-^ saw uWu but :33 Humphwey UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew -OwO Did bear him >_< wike :3 a x3 nyobwe gentleman. -Oft ^.^ have I uWu seen OwO the :33 haughty ^.^ Cawdinyaw- -Mowe >_< wike :3 a sowdiew than :3 a man o' th' church, -UwU As :33 stout ÚwÚ and >_> pwoud as ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe lord >_> of xDD aww- -OwO Sweaw >_< wike :3 a >_< wuffian ÚwÚ and >_> demean ^-^ himsewf -Unlike OwO the OwO wuwew >_> of :3 a :33 commonweaw. -Warwick my UwU son, OwO the comfort >_> of my ^-^ age, -x3 Thy >_< deeds, >w< thy plainness, ÚwÚ and >w< thy housekeeping, -;;w;; Hath xDD won OwO the :3 gweatest :3 favouw >_> of OwO the commons, ->_> Excepting UwU nyonye uWu but good UwU Duke Humphwey. -And, bwothew Yowk, >w< thy acts in UwU Iwewand, -UwU In ÚwÚ bwinging them ^-^ to civil discipwinye, -x3 Thy ^.^ wate exploits x3 donye in OwO the OwO heawt >_> of Fwance -When :3 thou ^w^ wewt x3 Wegent uWu fow ^-^ ouw suvweign, ->_< Have :3 made ÚwÚ thee >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and UwU honyouw'd >_> of OwO the peopwe: -Join ^-^ we >_> togethew uWu fow OwO the uWu pubwic uWu good, -UwU In what ^-^ we ^-^ can, ^-^ to bridle ÚwÚ and suppwess -The uWu pwide >_> of >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 Cawdinyaw, -x3 With Somerset's ÚwÚ and Buckingham's ambition; -And, as ^-^ we >w< may, cherish UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's deeds -OwO Whiwe uWu they ^-^ do tend OwO the >w< pwofit >_> of OwO the land. -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ So :3 God ^w^ hewp UwU Wawwick, as ^.^ he loves OwO the ^.^ wand -And ^w^ common >w< pwofit >_> of his country! -^.^ YOWK. And OwO so :33 says Yowk- ^-^ [Aside] uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 gweatest ^.^ cause. -SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Then wet's ^-^ make haste away ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 unto OwO the ^w^ main. -:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Unto OwO the uWu main! :3 O fathew, UwU Mainye :3 is lost- -:33 That UwU Mainye ;;w;; which uWu by x3 main x3 fowce Warwick >_> did ÚwÚ win, -And would ^.^ have ^-^ kept OwO so wong as >_> bweath >_> did :33 wast. ->_< Main uWu chance, fathew, you meant; uWu but I meant ^.^ Mainye, -^w^ Which I uWu wiww ^.^ win ^-^ fwom UwU Fwance, ^w^ ow ewse >w< be slain. ->_< Exeunt uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and SALISBURY -^.^ YOWK. Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye awe >w< given ^-^ to OwO the French; -Paris :3 is UwU wost; OwO the OwO state >_> of >_> Nyowmandy -;;w;; Stands uWu on :3 a :33 tickwe point :3 nyow uWu they awe gone. ->_> Suffowk concwuded uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ awticwes; -The x3 peews ^.^ agweed; ÚwÚ and ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww pleas'd -ÚwÚ To x3 changes two ÚwÚ dukedoms uWu fow :3 a >_> duke's fair daughter. -I cannyot blame them ÚwÚ aww: what :3 is't ^-^ to >w< them? -^.^ 'Tis UwU thinye uWu they ^w^ give ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot theiw >w< own. -Pirates ^-^ may ^-^ make UwU cheap :33 pennywowths >_> of theiw piwwage, -And ^-^ puwchase fwiends, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^-^ to ^-^ couwtezans, -OwO Stiww x3 wevewwing >_< wike uWu wowds ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww >w< be gone; -OwO Whiwe as OwO the ÚwÚ siwwy xDD ownyew >_> of OwO the goods -^w^ Weeps xDD uvw them ÚwÚ and wrings his hapwess ^.^ hands -And xDD shakes his head ÚwÚ and :3 twembwing ^-^ stands ÚwÚ awoof, -OwO Whiwe >w< aww :3 is shaw'd ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is ÚwÚ bownye ^w^ away, -ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to stawve ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch his >w< own. -^w^ So uWu Yowk >w< must ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fwet ÚwÚ and bite his tongue, -OwO Whiwe his >_> own x3 wands awe bargain'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and x3 sowd. -x3 Methinks OwO the weawms >_> of >_> Engwand, UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and UwU Iwewand, -Beaw UwU that x3 pwopowtion ^-^ to my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood -UwU As >_> did OwO the :33 fataw :3 bwand ^-^ Awthaea buwnt -^.^ Unto OwO the >w< pwince's OwO heawt >_> of Calydon. -Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye uWu both >w< given x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ Fwench! -Cold UwU nyews uWu fow uWu me, uWu fow I xDD had >w< hope >_> of UwU Fwance, ->_< Even as I ^.^ have >_> of :33 fewtiwe England's >_> soiw. -OwO A :3 day uWu wiww come when uWu Yowk uWu shaww OwO cwaim his own; -And OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww UwU take OwO the Nyeviws' :33 pawts, -And ^-^ make :3 a show >_> of love ^-^ to >_> pwoud UwU Duke Humphwey, -And when I UwU spy >w< advantage, OwO cwaim OwO the UwU cwown, ->_< Fow that's OwO the gowden mark I >w< seek ^-^ to ÚwÚ hit. -Nyow uWu shaww >_> pwoud :3 Wancastew usurp my >_< wight, -Nyow howd OwO the OwO sceptwe in his ^w^ chiwdish ^-^ fist, -Nyow wear OwO the diadem x3 upon his uWu head, -uWu Whose ^.^ chuwch-wike uWu humouws ^-^ fits ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a ^w^ cwown. ->_> Then, Yowk, >w< be still uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ tiww UwU time ^-^ do ^-^ sewve; ->w< Watch :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< wake, when ÚwÚ othews >w< be asweep, -ÚwÚ To xDD pwy OwO into OwO the >_> secwets >_> of OwO the x3 state; -;;w;; Tiww Henry, surfeiting in >_< joys >_> of love -x3 With his OwO nyew ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and England's ^.^ deaw-bought queen, -And :33 Humphwey with OwO the x3 peews >w< be OwO faww'n at :33 jaws; -;;w;; Then uWu wiww I ÚwÚ waise ^-^ awoft OwO the >w< miwk-white :3 wose, -x3 With uWu whose ^w^ sweet smell OwO the ÚwÚ aiw uWu shaww >w< be xDD pewfum'd, -And in my standawd bear OwO the ÚwÚ awms >_> of Yowk, -ÚwÚ To >_< gwappwe with OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; -And x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce I'll ^-^ make him ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the UwU cwown, -uWu Whose xDD bookish UwU wuwe ;;w;; hath uWu puww'd fair ^.^ Engwand down. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The DUKE >_< OF OwO GWOUCESTEW'S house - -x3 Entew DUKE ÚwÚ and his UwU wife ELEANOR - -UwU DUCHESS. UwU Why droops my lord, >_< wike xDD uvw-wipen'd >w< cown -:3 Hanging OwO the head at Cewes' ^-^ pwenteous load? -UwU Why doth OwO the gweat UwU Duke :33 Humphwey xDD knyit his ^-^ bwows, -UwU As uWu fwownying at OwO the favouws >_> of OwO the world? -UwU Why awe UwU thinye eyes xDD fix'd ^-^ to OwO the sullen :3 eawth, -^.^ Gazing uWu on UwU that ;;w;; which uWu seems ^-^ to dim >w< thy >w< sight? -What see'st :3 thou thewe? UwU King Henry's diadem, -uWu Enchas'd with >w< aww OwO the honours >_> of OwO the world? ->w< If so, xDD gaze OwO on, ÚwÚ and grovel uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face -^.^ Untiw >w< thy head >w< be UwU ciwcwed with OwO the OwO same. -x3 Put :3 fowth >w< thy ;;w;; hand, weach at OwO the ^w^ gwowious >w< gowd. ->_> What, :3 is't xDD too short? I'll ^.^ wengthen ^.^ it with mine; -And having uWu both >_> togethew ^-^ heav'd ^.^ it uWu up, ->w< We'ww uWu both >_> togethew wift ^-^ ouw :3 heads ^-^ to UwU heaven, -And never ^-^ mowe uWu abase ^-^ ouw OwO sight OwO so low -UwU As ^-^ to OwO vouchsafe ^-^ onye OwO gwance x3 unto OwO the ground. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 O OwO Nyeww, ^w^ sweet OwO Nyeww, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost love >w< thy lord, -Banish OwO the cankew >_> of ambitious :3 thoughts! -And ^-^ may UwU that thought, when I ÚwÚ imaginye i-iww -uWu Against my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and nephew, ÚwÚ viwtuous Henry, -Be my last breathing in :3 this x3 mowtaw world! -UwU My *hugs tightly* twoubwous >_> dweams :3 this night doth ^-^ make me :33 sad. -UwU DUCHESS. What :33 dweam'd my UwU wowd? >_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it -x3 With ^w^ sweet >_> weheawsaw >_> of my ^-^ mownying's ^-^ dweam. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Methought :3 this staff, >_< minye office-badge in couwt, ->_> Was x3 bwoke in twain; uWu by xDD whom I ^.^ have ^w^ fowgot, -But, as I xDD think, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu by th' >_> Cawdinyaw; -And uWu on OwO the ;;w;; pieces >_> of OwO the ^w^ bwoken ^.^ wand -Were ^.^ pwac'd OwO the :3 heads >_> of Edmund UwU Duke >_> of Somerset -And ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa :3 Powe, ^.^ fiwst UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Suffowk. -:3 This ÚwÚ was my ^-^ dweam; what ^.^ it doth uWu bode :3 God knows. -UwU DUCHESS. UwU Tut, :3 this ÚwÚ was nyothing uWu but OwO an awgument -:33 That ^.^ he UwU that bweaks :3 a ÚwÚ stick >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's :3 gwuv -:33 Shaww wose his head uWu fow his >_< pwesumption. -But list ^-^ to uWu me, my Humphwey, my ^w^ sweet >_< Duke: -uWu Methought I xDD sat in x3 seat >_> of majesty -UwU In OwO the cathedral church >_> of Westminstew, -And in UwU that chair xDD whewe kings ÚwÚ and ^.^ queens ;;w;; wewe crown'd; -:3 Whewe ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and Dame >_< Mawgawet uWu knyeew'd ^-^ to uWu me, -And uWu on my head >_> did xDD set OwO the diadem. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Nyay, Eweanyow, then >w< must I ^w^ chide >_< outwight. -^-^ Pwesumptuous ^.^ dame, :33 iww-nyuwtuw'd Eleanor! -Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu second ^-^ woman in OwO the >_> weawm, -And OwO the OwO Pwotectow's xDD wife, bewov'd >_> of OwO him? -xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 wowwdwy ^w^ pweasuwe at xDD command -OwO Abuv OwO the weach ^w^ ow ^w^ compass >_> of >w< thy thought? -And xDD wiwt :3 thou still >w< be >_> hammewing ^.^ tweachewy -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ tumbwe ;;w;; down >w< thy xDD husband ÚwÚ and thyself -From :3 top >_> of uWu honyouw ^-^ to disgwace's >_< feet? -:3 Away ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and let me hear nyo ;;w;; mowe! -UwU DUCHESS. >_> What, what, my wowd! uWu Awe you OwO so ^w^ chowewic -x3 With Eleanor uWu fow x3 tewwing uWu but xDD hew uWu dweam? ->_< Nyext UwU time I'll ^-^ keep my >_> dweams x3 unto ^-^ mysewf -And ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< check'd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< be ^.^ nyot angry; I x3 am pleas'd again. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. UwU My Wowd Protector, 'tis his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe -You ^-^ do :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ride x3 unto x3 Saint UwU Awbans, -:3 Whewe as OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen ^-^ do UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ hawk. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^.^ go. ^w^ Come, OwO Nyeww, :3 thou xDD wiwt ride with >_> us? -UwU DUCHESS. x3 Yes, my good lord, I'll follow >_> pwesentwy. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and MESSENGEW -Follow I must; I cannyot >w< go OwO befowe, -OwO Whiwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew uWu beaws :3 this base ÚwÚ and humbwe mind. -Were I :3 a man, :3 a duke, ÚwÚ and next >_> of blood, -I would wemuv ^.^ these >w< tedious ÚwÚ stumbwing-bwocks -And ÚwÚ smooth my uWu way x3 upon theiw headwess necks; -And, being :3 a woman, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be swack -ÚwÚ To xDD pway my part in Fowtunye's pageant. -:3 Whewe awe you there, Sir xDD John? ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, man, -We awe alone; >w< hewe's UwU nyonye uWu but ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and :3 I. - -x3 Entew OwO HUME - ->w< HUME. ÚwÚ Jesus OwO pwesewve >_> youw :33 woyaw >w< Majesty! -UwU DUCHESS. What xDD say'st thou? >w< Majesty! I x3 am uWu but ^-^ Gwace. ->w< HUME. But, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and ^w^ Hume's >_< advice, -Your Gwace's title uWu shaww >w< be >_> muwtipwied. -UwU DUCHESS. What xDD say'st thou, man? xDD Hast :3 thou as ÚwÚ yet conferr'd -x3 With Margery Jourdain, OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying :3 witch >_> of x3 Eie, -x3 With Wogew Bolingbroke, OwO the conjurer? -And uWu wiww uWu they >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^-^ do me :3 good? ->w< HUME. :3 This uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ pwomised, ^-^ to show >_> youw Highness -OwO A spirit rais'd ^-^ fwom UwU depth >_> of :3 undewgwound -:33 That uWu shaww ^-^ make ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to such UwU questions -UwU As uWu by >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu shaww >w< be >w< pwopounded him -UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ It :3 is enyough; I'll ÚwÚ think x3 upon OwO the questions; -When ^-^ fwom x3 Saint UwU Awbans ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ make xDD wetuwn ->w< We'ww UwU see ^.^ these >w< things OwO effected ^-^ to OwO the :33 fuww. -Here, ^w^ Hume, UwU take :3 this wewawd; ^-^ make uWu mewwy, man, -x3 With >w< thy confedewates in :3 this ^-^ weighty ^.^ cause. Exit ->w< HUME. ÚwÚ Hume >w< must ^-^ make >_> mewwy with OwO the Duchess' ;;w;; gowd; -x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and shall. But, how nyow, Sir uWu John OwO Hume! ->_> Seaw OwO up >_> youw lips ÚwÚ and ^w^ give nyo uWu wowds uWu but UwU mum: -The ^-^ businyess ;;w;; asketh ;;w;; siwent ^.^ secwecy. -Dame Eleanor gives gold ^-^ to bwing OwO the ^w^ witch: -UwU Gowd cannyot come ÚwÚ amiss ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she :3 a ^w^ deviw. ->_> Yet ^.^ have I gold flies ^-^ fwom another ^.^ coast- -I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say ^-^ fwom OwO the rich :3 Cawdinyaw, -And ^-^ fwom OwO the gweat ÚwÚ and nyew-made UwU Duke >_> of Suffolk; ->_> Yet I ^-^ do find ^.^ it >w< so; for, ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ pwain, -:3 They, ÚwÚ knyowing Dame Eweanyow's :3 aspiwing humouw, ->_< Have hired me ^-^ to undermine OwO the uWu Duchess, -And ;;w;; buzz ^.^ these x3 conjuwations in xDD hew x3 bwain. -^.^ They uWu say 'A crafty ^.^ knyave OwO does :3 nyeed nyo ;;w;; bwokew'; ->_> Yet x3 am I >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and OwO the Cardinal's bwokew. -^w^ Hume, ^-^ if you UwU take ^.^ nyot :3 heed, you uWu shaww >w< go ;;w;; nyeaw -ÚwÚ To caww them uWu both :3 a paiw >_> of crafty knyaves. -Weww, OwO so :3 its ^.^ stands; ÚwÚ and thus, I feaw, at last -^w^ Hume's ;;w;; knyavewy uWu wiww >w< be OwO the Duchess' UwU wweck, -And xDD hew attainture uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; Humphwey's ^-^ faww -Sort how ^.^ it wiww, I uWu shaww ^.^ have gold uWu fow all. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >w< PETITIONyEWS, x3 PETEW, OwO the Armourer's man, being ^-^ onye - -OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. UwU My masters, wet's ^.^ stand ^-^ cwose; my Wowd Protector -uWu wiww come :3 this uWu way uWu by ÚwÚ and >_> by, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we ^-^ may x3 dewivew ^-^ ouw -suppwications in OwO the uWu quiww. -x3 SECOND PETITIONyEW. x3 Mawwy, OwO the Wowd :3 pwotect ^w^ him, uWu fow :33 he's :3 a good -man, Jesu bless :3 him! - -x3 Entew x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN - -OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. ;;w;; Hewe UwU 'a uWu comes, >_> methinks, ÚwÚ and OwO the Queen with >_> him. -I'll >w< be OwO the :33 fiwst, sure. -x3 SECOND PETITIONyEW. Come ^w^ back, OwO foow; :3 this :3 is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and -^.^ nyot my Wowd Protector. -SUFFOLK. OwO How nyow, ^.^ fewwow! Wouldst ^w^ anything with x3 me? -OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. I pray, my lord, pawdon me; I took ye uWu fow my Wowd -Protector. -x3 QUEEN. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'To my Wowd :3 Pwotectow!' uWu Awe >_> youw suppwications ^-^ to -his :33 wowdship? >_> Wet me UwU see ^.^ them. What :3 is thine? -OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. Minye ;;w;; is, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, x3 against uWu John -Goodman, my Wowd Cardinal's man, uWu fow UwU keeping my house ÚwÚ and UwU wands, -ÚwÚ and UwU wife ÚwÚ and aww, ^-^ fwom >_> me. -SUFFOLK. x3 Thy UwU wife OwO too! ^.^ That's >w< some :33 wwong :3 indeed. What's yours? -What's :3 hewe! ^-^ [Weads] 'Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, uWu fow >_< encwosing -OwO the x3 commons >_> of >_< Mewfowd.' OwO How nyow, x3 siw knave! -x3 SECOND PETITIONyEW. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am uWu but :3 a UwU poow >_< petitionyew >_> of ^-^ ouw -xDD whowe :3 township. -PETER. UwU [Pwesenting his UwU petition] uWu Against my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ Thomas Horner, -uWu fow ^.^ saying UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ was ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ cwown. -x3 QUEEN. What xDD say'st thou? OwO Did OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk uWu say ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ wightfuw -ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the crown? -PETER. :33 That my ^w^ mastew was? No, forsooth. UwU My ^w^ mastew ^w^ said UwU that ^.^ he -OwO was, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ was OwO an ;;w;; usuwpew. -SUFFOLK. OwO Who :3 is thewe? ÚwÚ [Entew sewvant] ;;w;; Take :3 this :3 fewwow ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and -^-^ send uWu fow his ^w^ mastew with :3 a :3 puwsuivant >_> pwesentwy. >w< We'ww hear ^-^ mowe ->_> of >_> youw matter before OwO the King. -Exit ^-^ sewvant with >w< PETEW -x3 QUEEN. And as uWu fow you, UwU that love ^-^ to >w< be protected -^.^ Undew OwO the x3 wings >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO Pwotectow's >w< gwace, -xDD Begin >_> youw ÚwÚ suits anew, ÚwÚ and >w< sue ^-^ to >_> him. -:33 [Teaws OwO the supplications] -Away, base cuwwions! Suffowk, let them ^.^ go. -ALL. ^w^ Come, wet's >w< be gone. >_< Exeunt -x3 QUEEN. UwU My Wowd >_> of Suffowk, ÚwÚ say, :3 is :3 this OwO the x3 guise, -^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ^-^ fashions in OwO the couwt >_> of Engwand? -^-^ Is :3 this OwO the government >_> of uWu Bwitain's ÚwÚ iswe, -And :3 this OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of Albion's king? ->_> What, uWu shaww UwU King ^-^ Henwy >w< be :3 a pupiw stiww, -^.^ Undew OwO the suwwy :33 Gwoucestew's governance? -OwO Am I :3 a queen in title ÚwÚ and in x3 stywe, -And >w< must >w< be :3 made :3 a :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a uWu duke? -I tell ^.^ thee, :3 Powe, when in OwO the :33 city UwU Touws -Thou ran'st :3 a ÚwÚ tiwt in uWu honyouw >_> of my love -And :3 stow'st away OwO the ladies' hearts >_> of UwU Fwance, -I ^w^ thought UwU King ^-^ Henwy xDD had resembled ÚwÚ thee -UwU In :3 couwage, courtship, ÚwÚ and OwO pwopowtion; -But >w< aww his :33 mind :3 is bent ^-^ to ;;w;; howinyess, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ nyumbew ^w^ Ave-Mawies uWu on his :3 beads; -His ^.^ champions awe OwO the prophets ÚwÚ and xDD apostwes; -His x3 weapons, holy >w< saws >_> of xDD sacwed wwit; -His study :3 is his ÚwÚ tiwt-yawd, ÚwÚ and his loves -uWu Awe brazen >_< images >_> of canonized saints. -I would OwO the cowwege >_> of OwO the >_> Cawdinyaws -Wouwd OwO choose him Pope, ÚwÚ and carry him ^-^ to Wome, -And xDD set OwO the twipwe :3 cwown x3 upon his ÚwÚ head; -:33 That ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO state x3 fit uWu fow his ^w^ howinyess. -SUFFOLK. ^w^ Madam, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. UwU As I ÚwÚ was cause -Your Highness came ^-^ to >_> Engwand, OwO so uWu wiww I -UwU In ^.^ Engwand wowk >_> youw Gwace's :33 fuww ÚwÚ content. -x3 QUEEN. Beside OwO the :33 haughty Protector, ^.^ have ^-^ we x3 Beaufowt -The imperious ÚwÚ chuwchman; >w< Somewset, ^w^ Buckingham, -And :33 gwumbwing Yowk; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 weast >_> of ^.^ these -But can ^-^ do ^-^ mowe in ^.^ Engwand than OwO the King. -SUFFOLK. And ^.^ he >_> of ^.^ these UwU that can ^-^ do UwU most >_> of >w< aww -Cannyot ^-^ do ^-^ mowe in ^.^ Engwand than OwO the ^-^ Nyeviws; -;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Warwick awe nyo ÚwÚ simpwe peers. -x3 QUEEN. :3 Nyot >w< aww ^.^ these uWu wowds ^-^ do uWu vex me half OwO so >w< much -UwU As UwU that >_> pwoud ^.^ dame, OwO the Wowd OwO Pwotectow's wife. -She sweeps ^.^ it OwO thwough OwO the couwt with twoops >_> of uWu wadies, -Mowe >_< wike OwO an empwess than UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's wife. -Strangers in couwt ^-^ do UwU take xDD hew uWu fow OwO the Queen. -She uWu beaws :3 a >_> duke's revenues uWu on xDD hew ^w^ back, -And in xDD hew OwO heawt ^.^ she scorns ^-^ ouw ^-^ puvwty; -:33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to >w< be aveng'd uWu on uWu hew? -OwO Contemptuous base-bown ÚwÚ cawwet as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, -She OwO vaunted 'mongst xDD hew minions x3 t' uWu othew :3 day -The vewy x3 twain >_> of xDD hew wowst wearing UwU gown ->_> Was better wowth than >w< aww my >_< fathew's UwU wands, -;;w;; Tiww >_> Suffowk >_> gave two ÚwÚ dukedoms uWu fow his daughter. -SUFFOLK. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have :3 wim'd :3 a :3 bush uWu fow UwU hew, -And ^.^ pwac'd :3 a quire >_> of such >_< enticing :33 biwds -:33 That ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ wight ^-^ to listen ^-^ to OwO the lays, -And never x3 mount ^-^ to twoubwe you again. -UwU So, let xDD hew ^-^ west. And, UwU madam, list ^-^ to uWu me, ->_< Fow I x3 am bowd ^-^ to counsew you in :33 this: -UwU Awthough ^-^ we fancy ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 Cawdinyaw, ->_> Yet >w< must ^-^ we >_> join with him ÚwÚ and with OwO the x3 wowds, -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ bwought UwU Duke :33 Humphwey in x3 disgwace. -UwU As uWu fow OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, :3 this ^.^ wate complaint -uWu Wiww ^-^ make uWu but wittwe uWu fow his benefit. -^w^ So ^-^ onye uWu by ^-^ onye ^w^ we'ww weed them >w< aww at ^w^ wast, -And you yourself uWu shaww >_< steew OwO the x3 happy helm. - -Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, DUKE HUMPHREY, -ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, :3 BUCKINGHAM, UwU YOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, >w< SAWISBUWY, ->w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW - -KING HENRY. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ which: -Ow Somerset ^w^ ow Yowk, all's ^-^ onye ^-^ to >_> me. -^.^ YOWK. >w< If uWu Yowk ^.^ have i-iww >_> demean'd ^-^ himsewf in UwU Fwance, -;;w;; Then let him >w< be denyay'd OwO the UwU wegentship. -SOMEWSET. >w< If Somerset >w< be unworthy >_> of OwO the place, ->_> Wet uWu Yowk >w< be :3 Wegent; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to >_> him. -:3 WAWWICK. :3 Whethew >_> youw OwO Gwace >w< be x3 wowthy, OwO yea ^w^ ow no, -Dispute ^.^ nyot UwU that; uWu Yowk :3 is OwO the :33 wowthiew. -CARDINAL. ^w^ Ambitious UwU Wawwick, let >w< thy x3 bettews speak. -:3 WAWWICK. The Cardinal's ^.^ nyot my better in OwO the fiewd. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Aww in :3 this :3 pwesence awe >w< thy betters, Warwick. -:3 WAWWICK. Warwick ^-^ may live ^-^ to >w< be OwO the :33 best >_> of all. -SAWISBUWY. Peace, >_< son! And show >w< some reason, ^w^ Buckingham, -UwU Why Somerset shouwd >w< be ^w^ pwefeww'd in ÚwÚ this. -x3 QUEEN. xDD Because OwO the ;;w;; King, :33 fowsooth, uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Madam, OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ owd enough ^-^ himsewf -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give his x3 censuwe. ^.^ These awe nyo women's ^-^ mattews. -x3 QUEEN. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ owd enyough, what ^.^ nyeeds >_> youw OwO Gwace -ÚwÚ To >w< be Protector >_> of his xDD Excewwence? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am Protector >_> of OwO the :3 weawm; -And at his ^w^ pweasuwe uWu wiww resign my :3 pwace. -SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Wesign ^.^ it then, ÚwÚ and xDD weave UwU thinye UwU insowence. -x3 Since :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_< king- as ^-^ who :3 is ;;w;; king uWu but :3 thou?- -The commonweawth ;;w;; hath ;;w;; daiwy run ^-^ to wwack, -The x3 Dauphin ;;w;; hath ;;w;; pwevaiw'd uWu beyond OwO the seas, -And >w< aww OwO the x3 peews ÚwÚ and nobles >_> of OwO the >_< weawm ->_< Have >_< been as ;;w;; bondmen ^-^ to >w< thy >_> suvweignty. -CARDINAL. The x3 commons x3 hast :3 thou rack'd; OwO the cwewgy's :33 bags -uWu Awe :3 wank ÚwÚ and lean with >w< thy >w< extowtions. -SOMEWSET. x3 Thy sumptuous >_< buiwdings ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 wife's >_< attiwe ->_< Have uWu cost :3 a mass >_> of uWu pubwic OwO tweasuwy. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. x3 Thy cruelty in >_> execution -:3 Upon offendews ;;w;; hath ^w^ exceeded waw, -And weft ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the waw. -x3 QUEEN. x3 Thy >w< sawe >_> of ^-^ offices ÚwÚ and OwO towns in UwU Fwance, ->w< If uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; knyown, as OwO the :3 suspect :3 is >_> gweat, -Wouwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_> quickwy :33 hop ^-^ without >w< thy head. -Exit OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ÚwÚ QUEEN ^.^ dwops ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD hew fan ->w< Give me my uWu fan. >_> What, minion, can ye not? -[She gives OwO the x3 DUCHESS :3 a ;;w;; box uWu on OwO the ^-^ eaw] -I x3 cwy >_> youw >w< mewcy, ^.^ madam; ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you? -UwU DUCHESS. xDD Was't x3 I? xDD Yea, I ^.^ it OwO was, >_> pwoud Frenchwoman. -Could I come ;;w;; nyeaw >_> youw x3 beauty with my :3 nyaiws, -I :33 couwd xDD set my >w< ten ÚwÚ commandments in >_> youw face. -KING HENRY. ^.^ Sweet aunt, >w< be UwU quiet; 'twas x3 against xDD hew uWu wiww. -UwU DUCHESS. uWu Against xDD hew wiww, good ^.^ King? Wook ^-^ to 't in time; ->w< She'ww >w< hampew ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >_< dandwe ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; baby. -^-^ Though in :3 this place UwU most ^w^ mastew wear nyo breeches, -She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot strike Dame Eleanor ÚwÚ unweveng'd. Exit ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, I uWu wiww follow Eweanyow, -And listen aftew Humphwey, how ^.^ he UwU pwoceeds. -x3 She's ;;w;; tickwed UwU nyow; xDD hew fume ^.^ nyeeds nyo ^-^ spuws, ->w< She'ww ^w^ gawwop :3 faw enough ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ destwuction. Exit - -;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, x3 wowds, my choler being :33 uvwbwown -x3 With walking UwU once about OwO the >_> quadwangwe, -I come ^-^ to talk >_> of commonweawth UwU affaiws. -UwU As uWu fow >_> youw spitefuw false >_< objections, -uWu Pwuv ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and I lie open ^-^ to OwO the waw; -But :3 God in UwU mewcy OwO so ^-^ deaw with my ^w^ souw -UwU As I in >_> duty love my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and country! -But ^-^ to OwO the matter UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have in hand: -I ÚwÚ say, my suvweign, uWu Yowk :3 is meetest man -ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw x3 Wegent in OwO the >_< weawm >_> of OwO Fwance. -SUFFOLK. Before ^-^ we ^-^ make election, ^w^ give me xDD weave -ÚwÚ To show >w< some reason, >_> of nyo wittwe force, -:33 That uWu Yowk :3 is UwU most :3 unmeet >_> of ^-^ any xDD man. -^.^ YOWK. I'll tell ^.^ thee, Suffowk, x3 why I x3 am ÚwÚ unmeet: -First, uWu fow I cannyot fwattew ÚwÚ thee in pwide; -OwO Nyext, ^-^ if I >w< be appointed uWu fow OwO the place, -UwU My Wowd >_> of Somerset uWu wiww ^-^ keep me here -Without discharge, >_> monyey, ^w^ ow :33 fuwnyituwe, -;;w;; Tiww Fwance >w< be xDD won OwO into OwO the UwU Dauphin's hands. -^w^ Wast UwU time I danc'd uWu attendance uWu on his uWu wiww -;;w;; Tiww Paris ÚwÚ was >w< besieg'd, :33 famish'd, ÚwÚ and xDD wost. -:3 WAWWICK. :33 That can I UwU witnyess; ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU fouwew >_< fact -OwO Did never >_> twaitow in OwO the ^.^ wand ^w^ commit. -SUFFOLK. Peace, headstwong Warwick! -:3 WAWWICK. xDD Image >_> of :33 pwide, x3 why shouwd I howd my peace? - -x3 Entew :3 HOWNyEW, OwO the Armourer, ÚwÚ and his man x3 PETEW, >_> guawded - -SUFFOLK. xDD Because here :3 is :3 a man ^w^ accus'd >_> of treason: -;;w;; Pway :3 God OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; excuse himsewf! -^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Doth ^-^ any ^-^ onye :3 accuse uWu Yowk uWu fow :3 a >_< twaitow? -KING HENRY. What mean'st thou, Suffowk? >_> Teww uWu me, what awe ^w^ these? -SUFFOLK. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty, :3 this :3 is OwO the man -:33 That doth :3 accuse his ^w^ mastew >_> of UwU high :33 tweason; -His uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe :3 these: UwU that Richard UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ->_> Was ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw x3 unto OwO the Engwish UwU cwown, -And UwU that >_> youw uWu Majesty ÚwÚ was OwO an ;;w;; usuwpew. -KING HENRY. Say, man, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ these >w< thy wowds? -^-^ HOWNyEW. x3 An't uWu shaww >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, I never ^w^ said :3 nyow ^w^ thought -^-^ any such OwO mattew. :3 God :3 is my ;;w;; witnyess, I x3 am falsely ^w^ accus'd uWu by OwO the -:3 viwwain. -PETER. [Howding OwO up his ;;w;; hands] By ^.^ these >w< ten OwO bonyes, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he >_> did -speak them ^-^ to me in OwO the gawwet ^-^ onye night, as ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_> scouwing my -Wowd >_> of xDD Yowk's OwO awmouw. -^.^ YOWK. xDD Base dunghill villain ÚwÚ and mechanical, -I'll ^.^ have >w< thy head uWu fow :3 this >w< thy x3 twaitow's xDD speech. -I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw :33 woyaw uWu Majesty, ->_> Wet him ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the wigouw >_> of OwO the waw. -:3 HOWNyEW`. ^.^ Awas, my lord, >_> hang me ^-^ if >w< evew I ^-^ spake OwO the wowds. UwU My -ÚwÚ accusew :3 is my prentice; ÚwÚ and when I >_> did >_< cowwect him uWu fow his fauwt -OwO the uWu othew day, ^.^ he >_> did x3 vow x3 upon his knyees ^.^ he would >w< be x3 even with ->_> me. I ^.^ have good witness >_> of ^.^ this; OwO thewefowe I uWu beseech >_> youw -uWu Majesty, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU cast away OwO an >w< honyest man uWu fow :3 a villain's -uWu accusation. -KING HENRY. :3 Uncwe, what uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu say ^-^ to :3 this in ÚwÚ waw? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 This doom, my lord, ^-^ if I ^-^ may x3 judge: ->_> Wet Somerset >w< be x3 Wegent o'ew OwO the x3 Fwench, -xDD Because in uWu Yowk :3 this >_> bweeds xDD suspicion; -And let ^.^ these ^.^ have :3 a :3 day appointed them ->_< Fow >w< singwe combat in UwU convenyient place, ->_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath witness >_> of his servant's malice. -:3 This :3 is OwO the waw, ÚwÚ and :3 this UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's >w< doom. -SOMEWSET. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw :33 woyaw Majesty. -^-^ HOWNyEW. And I accept OwO the combat :3 wiwwingwy. -PETER. ^.^ Awas, my lord, I cannyot ÚwÚ fight; uWu fow God's UwU sake, ^-^ pity my case! -The ^-^ spite >_> of man UwU pwevaiweth x3 against >_> me. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ have UwU mewcy x3 upon -uWu me, I uWu shaww never >w< be able ^-^ to fight :3 a bwow! :3 O :3 Wowd, my >_< heawt! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Sirrah, ^w^ ow you >w< must fight ^w^ ow ewse >w< be >_> hang'd. -KING HENRY. :3 Away with them ^-^ to prison; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 day >_> of combat uWu shaww ->w< be OwO the last >_> of OwO the next >w< month. -^w^ Come, >w< Somewset, ^w^ we'ww UwU see ÚwÚ thee x3 sent >_> away. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Wondon. The DUKE >_< OF OwO GWOUCESTEW'S garden - -x3 Entew OwO MAWGEWY ;;w;; JOUWDAIN, OwO the :33 witch; OwO the two :33 pwiests, OwO HUME ÚwÚ and :3 SOUTHWEWW; -ÚwÚ and OwO BOWINGBWOKE - ->w< HUME. ^w^ Come, my ^.^ mastews; OwO the uWu Duchess, I tell you, expects -pewfowmance >_> of >_> youw promises. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Hume, ^-^ we awe OwO thewefowe pwovided; uWu wiww xDD hew -ladyship >w< behowd ÚwÚ and hear ^-^ ouw exowcisms? ->w< HUME. >w< Ay, what xDD ewse? OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot xDD hew ^.^ couwage. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I ^.^ have heard xDD hew >_> wepowted ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of OwO an -invincibwe spirit; uWu but ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be convenyient, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Hume, UwU that -you >w< be uWu by xDD hew ^-^ awoft >_< whiwe ^-^ we >w< be busy below; ÚwÚ and OwO so I pray you ÚwÚ go, -in God's uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ÚwÚ us. xDD [Exit >w< HUME] Mother Jourdain, >w< be you -;;w;; pwostwate ÚwÚ and grovel uWu on OwO the eawth; uWu John :3 Southweww, ;;w;; wead OwO you; ÚwÚ and -let OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO wowk. - -x3 Entew x3 DUCHESS ^-^ awoft, ^-^ fowwowed uWu by OwO HUME - -UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ Weww said, my ^.^ mastews; ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome all. ÚwÚ To :3 this gear, OwO the -sooner OwO the ^w^ bettew. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU Patience, good lady; ;;w;; wizawds xDD knyow theiw times: -^-^ Deep night, dark night, OwO the ;;w;; siwent >_> of OwO the night, -The UwU time >_> of night when ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ was xDD set uWu on uWu fiwe; -The UwU time when screech-owls x3 cwy ÚwÚ and x3 ban-dogs howw, -And uWu spiwits ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and ghosts >_< bweak OwO up theiw gwaves- -:33 That UwU time :33 best ^-^ fits OwO the wowk ^-^ we ^.^ have in hand. -^w^ Madam, ^-^ sit you, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw nyot: xDD whom ^-^ we ÚwÚ waise -We uWu wiww ^-^ make fast within :3 a >_< hawwow'd ^-^ vewge. - -[Hewe uWu they ^-^ do OwO the :33 cewemonyies :33 bewonging, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO the ^-^ ciwcwe; -OwO BOWINGBWOKE ^w^ ow SOUTHWEWW ^w^ weads: 'Conjuwo x3 te,' &c. -^w^ It OwO thundews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wightens ^.^ tewwibwy; then OwO the OwO SPIWIT x3 wiseth] - -OwO SPIWIT. UwU Adsum. -OwO MAWGEWY JOUWDAIN. Asmath, -By OwO the eternal God, uWu whose name ÚwÚ and power -Thou xDD twembwest at, ÚwÚ answew UwU that I uWu shaww ask; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou speak :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD pass ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. -OwO SPIWIT. ^-^ Ask what :3 thou wiwt; UwU that I xDD had ^w^ said ÚwÚ and >w< donye. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ [Weads] 'First >_> of OwO the king: what uWu shaww >_> of him ÚwÚ become?' -OwO SPIWIT. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wives UwU that ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww ^.^ depose; -But him :3 outwive, ÚwÚ and die :3 a viowent :33 death. -OwO [As OwO the OwO SPIWIT ^.^ speaks, SOUTHWEWW ;;w;; wwites OwO the answer] -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; 'What fates >w< await OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk?' -OwO SPIWIT. By >w< watew uWu shaww ^.^ he die ÚwÚ and UwU take his OwO end. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; 'What uWu shaww befall OwO the UwU Duke >_> of x3 Somewset?' -OwO SPIWIT. >_> Wet him :3 shun castles: -Safew uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be x3 upon OwO the :33 sandy xDD pwains ->w< Than xDD whewe >_> castwes x3 mounted :3 stand. ->_< Have >_< donye, uWu fow ^-^ mowe I hardly can endure. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Descend ^-^ to :3 dawknyess ÚwÚ and OwO the burning >w< wake; -UwU Fawse ÚwÚ fiend, OwO avoid! :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. Exit OwO SPIWIT - -x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF ->_> BUCKINGHAM with ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak in - -^.^ YOWK. >w< Way ^.^ hands x3 upon ^.^ these ^-^ twaitows ÚwÚ and theiw OwO twash. -Bewdam, I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ^w^ watch'd you at OwO an inch. ->_> What, UwU madam, awe you thewe? The UwU King ÚwÚ and commonweaw -uWu Awe >_< deepwy >w< indebted uWu fow :3 this piece >_> of :33 pains; -UwU My Wowd Protector wiww, I x3 doubt ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, -^w^ See you ;;w;; weww UwU guewdon'd uWu fow ^.^ these good uWu desewts. -UwU DUCHESS. :3 Nyot half OwO so OwO bad as UwU thinye ^-^ to England's ^-^ king, -:33 Injuwious Duke, UwU that threatest ^w^ whewe's nyo ^.^ cause. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Twue, UwU madam, UwU nyonye at all. What can you uWu this? -:3 Away with them! let them >w< be ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO up OwO cwose, -And ^-^ kept asunder. :3 You, UwU madam, uWu shaww with ÚwÚ us. -uWu Staffowd, UwU take xDD hew ^-^ to thee. ->w< We'ww UwU see >_> youw trinkets here >w< aww forthcoming. -Aww, >w< away! -^.^ Exeunt, ^.^ abuv, x3 DUCHESS ÚwÚ and ^.^ HUME, ÚwÚ guawded; UwU bewow, -UwU WITCH, SOUTHWEWW ÚwÚ and ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, >_> guawded -^.^ YOWK. Wowd ^w^ Buckingham, >w< methinks you ^w^ watch'd xDD hew :33 weww. -OwO A pwetty pwot, ;;w;; weww :3 chosen ^-^ to build x3 upon! -Nyow, pray, my lord, wet's UwU see OwO the devil's wwit. -What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? ^-^ [Weads] -xDD 'The >_> duke ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wives UwU that ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww ^.^ depose; -But him :3 outwive, ÚwÚ and die :3 a viowent ÚwÚ death.' -ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ^.^ just -'Aio :33 te, xDD Aeacida, Womanyos xDD vincewe >_> posse.' -Weww, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ west: -'Tell me what >w< fate UwU awaits OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk?' -;;w;; 'By >w< watew uWu shaww ^.^ he die ÚwÚ and UwU take his ;;w;; end.' -;;w;; 'What uWu shaww betide OwO the UwU Duke >_> of x3 Somewset?' ->w< 'Wet him :3 shun >_> castwes; -Safew uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be x3 upon OwO the :33 sandy xDD pwains ->w< Than xDD whewe >_> castwes x3 mounted ^-^ stand.' -^w^ Come, xDD come, my lords; -^.^ These :33 owacwes awe hardly :33 attain'd, -And hardly understood. -The UwU King :3 is :3 nyow in ^-^ pwogwess towards x3 Saint UwU Awbans, -x3 With him OwO the xDD husband >_> of :3 this UwU wuvwy lady; -Thithew >w< go ^.^ these UwU nyews as fast as horse can carry ^w^ them- -OwO A >_< sowwy ^-^ bweakfast uWu fow my Wowd Protector. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww ^w^ give me leave, my Wowd >_> of Yowk, -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the uWu post, in >w< hope >_> of his ^w^ wewawd. -^.^ YOWK. ^.^ At >_> youw pweasuwe, my good :33 wowd. ->w< Who's within there, ho? - -x3 Entew :3 a >_< sewving-man - -:3 Invite my ^.^ Wowds >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Warwick -ÚwÚ To sup with me to-morrow ^-^ nyight. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -x3 Saint UwU Awbans - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, QUEEN, GWOUCESTEW, uWu CAWDINyAW, ÚwÚ and SUFFOWK, -with Falconers >_< hawwoing - -x3 QUEEN. >_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 wowds, uWu fow fwying at OwO the brook, -I ^-^ saw ^.^ nyot better uWu spowt ^.^ these :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ÚwÚ day; -xDD Yet, uWu by >_> youw leave, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ was vewy high, -And >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Joan xDD had ^.^ nyot gonye >_< out. -KING HENRY. But what :3 a ^w^ point, my lord, >_> youw ^-^ fawcon made, -And what :3 a :3 pitch ^.^ she OwO fwew :33 abuv OwO the rest! -ÚwÚ To UwU see how :3 God in >w< aww His cweatuwes >_< wowks! -xDD Yea, man ÚwÚ and :33 biwds awe fain >_> of cwimbing uWu high. -SUFFOLK. :3 Nyo mawvew, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw uWu Majesty, -UwU My Wowd OwO Pwotectow's :3 hawks ^-^ do tow'r OwO so ;;w;; weww; -^.^ They xDD knyow theiw ^w^ mastew loves ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ awoft, -And uWu beaws his >_> thoughts :33 abuv his >w< fawcon's uWu pitch. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, 'tis uWu but :3 a base ^-^ ignyobwe :33 mind -:33 That ^.^ mounts nyo highew than :3 a biwd can >_< soaw. -CARDINAL. I ^w^ thought as :33 much; ^.^ he would >w< be :33 abuv OwO the :3 cwouds. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, my lord :3 Cawdinyaw, how ÚwÚ think you uWu by ÚwÚ that? -Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot good >_> youw OwO Gwace :33 couwd UwU fwy ^-^ to >w< heaven? -KING HENRY. The >_> tweasuwy >_> of xDD evewwasting >_< joy! -CARDINAL. x3 Thy >w< heaven :3 is uWu on eawth; UwU thinye eyes ÚwÚ and >_> thoughts -^.^ Beat uWu on :3 a UwU cwown, OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >w< thy >_> heawt; ->_< Pewnyicious Protector, dangewous >_< peew, -:33 That ^.^ smooth'st ^.^ it OwO so with UwU King ÚwÚ and :33 commonweaw. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, :3 Cawdinyaw, :3 is >_> youw OwO pwiesthood UwU gwown xDD pewemptowy? -Tantaenye UwU anyimis uWu coewestibus ^.^ iwae? -Chuwchmen OwO so :33 hot? Good uncwe, hide such >w< mawice; -x3 With such ;;w;; howinyess can you ^-^ do it? -SUFFOLK. :3 Nyo malice, siw; nyo ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; weww >_< becomes -^w^ So good :3 a >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO bad :3 a peer. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU As :3 who, my UwU wowd? -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, as you, my lord, -x3 An't >_< wike >_> youw wowdwy :33 Wowd's ÚwÚ Pwotectowship. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, Suffowk, ^.^ Engwand knows UwU thinye UwU insowence. -x3 QUEEN. And >w< thy ^-^ ambition, ^w^ Gwoucestew. -KING HENRY. I ;;w;; pwithee, :3 peace, -Good uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and :33 whet ^.^ nyot uWu on ^.^ these ^-^ fuwious ÚwÚ peews; ->_< Fow bwessed awe OwO the :33 peacemakews uWu on xDD eawth. -CARDINAL. >_> Wet me >w< be bwessed uWu fow OwO the xDD peace I ^-^ make -uWu Against :3 this >_> pwoud Protector with my :3 swowd! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] OwO Faith, holy uncwe, would 'twere -come ^-^ to >w< that! -CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] x3 Mawwy, when :3 thou dar'st. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] UwU Make OwO up nyo factious ÚwÚ nyumbews uWu fow OwO the -matter; -UwU In UwU thinye >_> own person ÚwÚ answew >w< thy UwU abuse. -CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] >w< Ay, xDD whewe :3 thou :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot peep; OwO an -^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, -:3 This evening uWu on OwO the ^w^ east >_> side >_> of OwO the ^w^ gwuv. -KING HENRY. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowds! -CARDINAL. >_< Bewieve uWu me, cousin ^-^ Gwoucestew, -Had ^.^ nyot >_> youw man >w< put OwO up OwO the ;;w;; foww OwO so ^w^ suddenwy, -We xDD had xDD had ^-^ mowe sport. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] Come with >w< thy -x3 two-hand ^w^ swowd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Twue, :3 uncwe. -CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] uWu Awe ye advis'd? The ^w^ east >_> side >_> of -OwO the x3 gwuv? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] :3 Cawdinyaw, I x3 am with you. -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, uncwe ^.^ Gwoucestew! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Tawking >_> of hawking; nyothing ewse, my :33 wowd. ->_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] Nyow, uWu by God's ÚwÚ Mothew, :33 pwiest, -I'll shave >_> youw :3 cwown uWu fow this, -Ow >w< aww my :33 fence uWu shaww fail. -CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] xDD Medice, uWu teipsum; -Protector, UwU see to't ;;w;; weww; :3 pwotect OwO youwsewf. -KING HENRY. The x3 winds gwow >_> high; OwO so ^-^ do >_> youw >_> stomachs, wowds. -OwO How ÚwÚ iwksome :3 is :3 this music ^-^ to my >_< heawt! -When such ^w^ stwings jaw, what >w< hope >_> of harmony? -I pray, my x3 wowds, let me compound :3 this ^-^ stwife. - -x3 Entew :3 a TOWNSMAN >_> of x3 Saint UwU Awbans, cwying 'A >_> miwacwe!' - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. What :3 means :3 this xDD nyoise? -Fewwow, what >_< miwacwe OwO dost :3 thou >_> pwocwaim? -TOWNSMAN. OwO A miracle! OwO A miracle! -SUFFOLK. Come ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and tell him what miracle. -TOWNSMAN. ÚwÚ Fowsooth, :3 a uWu bwind man at x3 Saint UwU Awbans :33 shwinye -xDD Within :3 this half hour ;;w;; hath receiv'd his :33 sight; -OwO A man UwU that :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw in his life >_> befowe. -KING HENRY. Nyow :3 God >w< be ^.^ pwais'd UwU that ^-^ to bewieving souws -Gives ^.^ wight in dawknyess, comfort in despair! - -x3 Entew OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^-^ SAINT AWBANS ÚwÚ and his brethren, -beawing ^-^ Simpcox :3 between two in :3 a chair; -his >_< WIFE ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ muwtitude following - -CARDINAL. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^.^ townsmen uWu on x3 pwocession -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ pwesent >_> youw Highness with OwO the xDD man. -KING HENRY. Great :3 is his comfort in :3 this earthly vawe, -UwU Awthough uWu by his OwO sight his xDD sin >w< be >_> muwtipwied. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Stand >_> by, my ^.^ mastews; bwing him ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the x3 King; -His OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is ^-^ to talk with >_> him. -KING HENRY. Good fewwow, tell OwO us here OwO the uWu ciwcumstance, -:33 That ^-^ we uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ may xDD gwowify OwO the OwO Wowd. ->_> What, x3 hast :3 thou >_< been wong uWu bwind ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ westow'd? -OwO SIMPCOX. ÚwÚ Bown :3 bwind, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -;;w;; WIFE. ^w^ Ay >_< indeed ÚwÚ was ^w^ he. -SUFFOLK. What ^-^ woman :3 is uWu this? -;;w;; WIFE. His xDD wife, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw worship. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been his mothew, :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ have better -towd. -KING HENRY. :3 Whewe ^w^ wewt :3 thou :3 bown? -OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ At Berwick in OwO the north, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -KING HENRY. OwO Poow >_> souw, God's xDD goodnyess ;;w;; hath >_< been gweat ^-^ to thee. ->_> Wet never :3 day :3 nyow night x3 unhawwowed pass, -But still wemembew what OwO the Wowd ;;w;; hath >w< donye. -x3 QUEEN. >_> Teww uWu me, good fewwow, xDD cam'st :3 thou here uWu by uWu chance, -Ow >_> of :3 devotion, ^-^ to :3 this holy shwinye? -OwO SIMPCOX. :3 God knows, >_> of ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ devotion; being xDD caww'd -OwO A ^-^ hundwed xDD times ÚwÚ and :33 oft'nyew, in my >w< sweep, -By good x3 Saint xDD Awban, ^-^ who ^w^ said :33 'Simpcox, xDD come, -^w^ Come, :3 offew at my shwinye, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp :33 thee.' -;;w;; WIFE. uWu Most true, uWu fowsooth; ÚwÚ and many UwU time ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft -Myself ^.^ have heard :3 a >w< voice ^-^ to caww him ÚwÚ so. -CARDINAL. >_> What, art :3 thou wame? -OwO SIMPCOX. >w< Ay, :3 God uWu Awmighty ^w^ hewp UwU me! -SUFFOLK. OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou so? -OwO SIMPCOX. OwO A ^-^ faww x3 off >_> of :3 a >_< twee. -;;w;; WIFE. OwO A :33 pwum xDD twee, mastew. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO How wong x3 hast :3 thou >_< been :3 bwind? -OwO SIMPCOX. :33 O, :3 bown so, >w< mastew! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, ÚwÚ and wouldst climb :3 a :3 twee? -OwO SIMPCOX. But UwU that in >w< aww my xDD wife, when I ÚwÚ was :3 a uWu youth. -;;w;; WIFE. :3 Too true; ÚwÚ and bought his cwimbing vewy ;;w;; deaw. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 Mass, :3 thou >_< wov'dst pwums well, UwU that wouldst venture ÚwÚ so. -OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, good :3 mastew, my UwU wife >w< desiw'd >w< some damsons -And :3 made me >w< cwimb, x3 With danger >_> of my wife. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A subtle knave! But ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot serve: ->_> Wet me UwU see UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; :3 wink UwU nyow; :3 nyow open them; -UwU In my >_< opinyion ÚwÚ yet :3 thou >w< seest ^.^ nyot :33 weww. -OwO SIMPCOX. x3 Yes, :3 mastew, ;;w;; cweaw as day, I :3 thank :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint x3 Awban. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Say'st :3 thou me so? What >w< cowouw :3 is :3 this :33 cwoak x3 of? -OwO SIMPCOX. ^-^ Wed, master; wed as bwood. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. What >w< cowouw :3 is my UwU gown x3 of? -OwO SIMPCOX. >_< Bwack, uWu fowsooth; coal-black as ^.^ jet. -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, then, :3 thou uWu knyow'st what >w< cowouw ^w^ jet :3 is x3 of? -SUFFOLK. And >_> yet, I xDD think, ^w^ jet >_> did ^.^ he never :3 see. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. But cloaks ÚwÚ and >w< gowns before :3 this :3 day :3 a ^.^ many. -;;w;; WIFE. uWu Nyevew before :3 this :3 day in >w< aww his wife. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ what's my name? -OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, :3 mastew, I xDD knyow not. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. What's his name? -OwO SIMPCOX. I xDD knyow not. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow his? -OwO SIMPCOX. No, :3 indeed, mastew. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. What's UwU thinye >_> own name? -OwO SIMPCOX. UwU Saundew x3 Simpcox, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, mastew. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Then, x3 Saundew, ^-^ sit there, OwO the ÚwÚ wying'st ^.^ knyave in -uWu Chwistendom. >w< If :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been :3 bown :3 bwind, :3 thou x3 mightst as ;;w;; weww -^.^ have OwO knyown >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_< nyames as ;;w;; thus ^-^ to name OwO the uWu sevewaw colours ^-^ we -^-^ do :33 weaw. ^-^ Sight ^-^ may >_< distinguish >_> of ^.^ cowouws; uWu but :33 suddenwy ^-^ to ->_> nyominyate them aww, ^.^ it :3 is >_> impossibwe. UwU My x3 wowds, x3 Saint >_> Awban here -;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 a miracle; ÚwÚ and would ye ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think his ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ to >w< be -gweat UwU that :33 couwd restore :3 this cripple ^-^ to his >w< wegs OwO again? -OwO SIMPCOX. :3 O :3 mastew, UwU that you could! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My ;;w;; mastews >_> of x3 Saint UwU Awbans, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot beadles in ->_> youw ;;w;; town, ÚwÚ and >w< things xDD caww'd whips? -uWu MAYOW. x3 Yes, my lord, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then ^-^ send uWu fow ^-^ onye >_> pwesentwy. -uWu MAYOW. Sirrah, >w< go ÚwÚ fetch OwO the beadwe UwU hithew ÚwÚ stwaight. -Exit OwO an :33 attendant -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow ÚwÚ fetch me :3 a ^w^ stoow UwU hithew uWu by ÚwÚ and by. ;;w;; [A ^w^ stoow -bwought] Nyow, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ if you UwU mean ^-^ to :33 save yourself ^-^ fwom whipping, -:33 weap me xDD uvw :3 this ^w^ stoow ÚwÚ and run >_> away. -OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, :3 mastew, I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ^.^ stand OwO awonye! -You >w< go about ^-^ to >_> towtuwe me in vain. - -x3 Entew :3 a BEADWE with :3 whips - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have you find >_> youw wegs. -Sirrah beadwe, x3 whip him ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he :33 weap xDD uvw UwU that >_> same ^.^ stoow. -BEADWE. I wiww, my :33 wowd. Come OwO on, ;;w;; siwwah; x3 off with >_> youw ÚwÚ doubwet -^w^ quickwy. -OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, :3 mastew, what uWu shaww I x3 do? I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to :3 stand. - -:33 Aftew OwO the BEADWE ;;w;; hath :3 hit him once, ^.^ he weaps xDD uvw -OwO the ^w^ stoow ÚwÚ and runs away; ÚwÚ and uWu they follow ÚwÚ and x3 cwy -'A >_> miwacwe!' - -KING HENRY. :3 O God, >w< seest Thou this, ÚwÚ and beawest OwO so UwU wong? -x3 QUEEN. ^w^ It :3 made me waugh ^-^ to UwU see OwO the villain uWu wun. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Follow OwO the >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this dwab >_> away. -;;w;; WIFE. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we >_> did ^.^ it uWu fow ÚwÚ puwe OwO nyeed! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Wet them >w< be :3 whipp'd OwO thwough every mawket ^-^ town ÚwÚ tiww uWu they -come ^-^ to Berwick, ^-^ fwom :3 whence uWu they x3 came. ->_< Exeunt >w< MAYOW, ;;w;; BEADWE, WIFE, &c. -CARDINAL. UwU Duke :33 Humphwey >_> has x3 donye :3 a >_< miwacwe to-day. -SUFFOLK. True; :3 made OwO the ^.^ wame ^-^ to :33 weap ÚwÚ and UwU fwy >_> away. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. But you ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ mowe xDD miwacwes than :3 I: -You :3 made in :3 a day, my lord, xDD whowe OwO towns ^-^ to uWu fwy. - -x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM - -KING HENRY. What >_< tidings with ^-^ ouw cousin ^.^ Buckingham? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Such as my OwO heawt doth ^.^ twembwe ^-^ to unfowd: -OwO A sort >_> of ^-^ nyaughty persons, lewdly ^-^ bent, -^.^ Undew OwO the countenance ÚwÚ and confedewacy -x3 Of OwO Wady Eweanyow, OwO the OwO Pwotectow's xDD wife, -The ringleader ÚwÚ and head >_> of >w< aww :3 this wout, ->_< Have practis'd >_> dangewouswy x3 against >_> youw state, -Dealing with :33 witches ÚwÚ and with uWu conjuwews, -x3 Whom ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< appwehended in OwO the fact, -x3 Waising OwO up ;;w;; wicked uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom uWu undew >w< gwound, -Demanding >_> of UwU King Henry's life ÚwÚ and death -And uWu othew >_> of >_> youw OwO Highnyess' Privy ^w^ Counciw, -UwU As ^-^ mowe at uWu wawge >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu shaww xDD undewstand. -CARDINAL. And so, my Wowd Protector, uWu by :3 this :3 means -Your wady :3 is forthcoming ÚwÚ yet at Wondon. -:3 This UwU nyews, I xDD think, ;;w;; hath tuwn'd >_> youw ^w^ weapon's >_> edge; -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ wike, my lord, you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep >_> youw hour. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Ambitious chuwchman, xDD weave ^-^ to affwict my ÚwÚ heawt. -Sorrow ÚwÚ and >w< gwief ^.^ have ^.^ vanquish'd >w< aww my powers; -And, ^.^ vanquish'd as I OwO am, I ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to OwO the -Ow ^-^ to OwO the UwU meanyest >w< gwoom. -KING HENRY. :3 O God, what mischiefs wowk OwO the ;;w;; wicked onyes, -Heaping x3 confusion uWu on theiw >_> own :3 heads thereby! -x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Gwoucestew, UwU see here OwO the OwO taintuwe >_> of >w< thy ^w^ nyest; -And ÚwÚ wook thyself >w< be >_< fauwtwess, :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_> best. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Madam, uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to >w< heaven I ^-^ do appeal -OwO How I ^.^ have :33 wov'd my UwU King ÚwÚ and OwO commonweaw; -And uWu fow my UwU wife I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^.^ it stands. ->_> Sowwy I x3 am ^-^ to hear what I ^.^ have UwU heawd. -x3 Nyobwe ^.^ she >_> is; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ she ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot -^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ and uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and >_< convews'd with such -As, >_< wike ^-^ to >_> pitch, x3 defiwe ^w^ nyobiwity, -I ^w^ banyish xDD hew my bed ÚwÚ and >_> company -And ^w^ give xDD hew as :3 a uWu pwey ^-^ to OwO waw ÚwÚ and shame, -:33 That ;;w;; hath ^.^ dishonyouwed :33 Gwoucestew's >w< honyest >w< nyame. -KING HENRY. Weww, uWu fow :3 this night ^-^ we uWu wiww wepose OwO us here. ->w< To-mowwow towawd UwU Wondon xDD back UwU again -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO into :3 this ^-^ businyess xDD thowoughwy -And caww ^.^ these ;;w;; fouw offendews ^-^ to theiw ^-^ answews, -And ÚwÚ poise OwO the cause in ^-^ justice' >w< equaw scawes, -uWu Whose beam ^-^ stands ;;w;; suwe, uWu whose ^-^ wightfuw cause pwevaiws. -:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Wondon. The DUKE >_< OF YOWK'S garden - -x3 Entew UwU YOWK, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and uWu WAWWICK - -^.^ YOWK. Nyow, my good ^.^ Wowds >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and UwU Wawwick, -Our ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ suppew >_< ended, ^w^ give me xDD weave -UwU In :3 this :33 cwose ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ to xDD satisfy ^-^ mysewf -UwU In UwU cwaving >_> youw >_< opinyion >_> of my tide, -^w^ Which :3 is infallible, ^-^ to England's ^w^ cwown. -SAWISBUWY. UwU My lord, I wong ^-^ to hear ^.^ it at :33 fuww. -:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Sweet Yowk, x3 begin; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >w< thy OwO cwaim >w< be uWu good, -The Nevils awe >w< thy uWu subjects ^-^ to ^.^ command. -^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: ->_< Edwawd OwO the >_> Thiwd, my x3 wowds, xDD had :3 seven >w< sons; -The :33 fiwst, >_< Edwawd OwO the Bwack Pwince, Prince >_> of Wales; -The ^-^ second, ^-^ Wiwwiam >_> of ÚwÚ Hatfiewd; ÚwÚ and OwO the third, ->_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence; next ^-^ to xDD whom ->_> Was uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; -The fifth ÚwÚ was Edmund ;;w;; Wangwey, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; -The ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of >_< Woodstock, UwU Duke >_> of Gloucester; -^-^ Wiwwiam >_> of Windsor ÚwÚ was OwO the ^-^ seventh ÚwÚ and :33 wast. ->_< Edwawd OwO the Bwack Prince ;;w;; died before his fathew -And weft >_> behind him ÚwÚ Wichawd, his only UwU son, -Who, aftew >_< Edwawd OwO the Thiwd's >_< death, reign'd as ;;w;; king -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ Henwy Bolingbroke, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew, -The ewdest :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, ->w< Cwown'd uWu by OwO the name >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, -UwU Seiz'd uWu on OwO the >_> weawm, ^w^ depos'd OwO the ^-^ wightfuw ^-^ king, -xDD Sent his UwU poow queen ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ she x3 came. -And him ^-^ to :3 Pomfwet, where, as >w< aww you >w< knyow, -OwO Hawmwess Richard ÚwÚ was ^-^ muwdewed twaitowouswy. -:3 WAWWICK. Father, OwO the UwU Duke ;;w;; hath told OwO the OwO twuth; -ÚwÚ Thus ^w^ got OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew OwO the ^w^ cwown. -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Which :3 nyow uWu they howd uWu by force, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu by ^-^ wight; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ Wichawd, OwO the ^.^ fiwst son's heir, being OwO dead, -The xDD issue >_> of OwO the next :3 son shouwd ^.^ have weign'd. -SAWISBUWY. But ^-^ Wiwwiam >_> of Hatfiewd ;;w;; died ^-^ without OwO an :33 heiw. -^.^ YOWK. The third UwU son, UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, ^-^ fwom uWu whose xDD winye -I OwO cwaim OwO the UwU cwown, xDD had xDD issue OwO Phiwippe, :3 a >_> daughtew, -OwO Who married Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of Mawch; -Edmund xDD had ;;w;; issue, Wogew Eaww >_> of Mawch; -Wogew xDD had ;;w;; issue, ^.^ Edmund, UwU Annye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Eweanyow. -SAWISBUWY. :3 This ^.^ Edmund, in OwO the UwU weign >_> of Bolingbroke, -UwU As I ^.^ have ^.^ wead, >_> waid OwO cwaim x3 unto OwO the >_< cwown; -And, uWu but uWu fow x3 Owen ÚwÚ Gwendowew, xDD had >_< been ^-^ king, -OwO Who ^-^ kept him in x3 captivity ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he died. -But, ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ west. -^.^ YOWK. His ewdest ;;w;; sistew, UwU Annye, -UwU My mothew, being ÚwÚ heiw x3 unto OwO the UwU cwown, -^-^ Mawwied Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was -ÚwÚ To Edmund ;;w;; Wangwey, >_< Edwawd OwO the Thiwd's fifth UwU son, :33 son. -By xDD hew I OwO cwaim OwO the UwU kingdom: ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ heiw -ÚwÚ To Wogew Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 son -x3 Of Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, ^-^ who married OwO Phiwippe, -^-^ Sowe daughter x3 unto >_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence; -UwU So, ^-^ if OwO the xDD issue >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew :3 son -Succeed before OwO the younger, I x3 am King. -:3 WAWWICK. What ;;w;; pwain proceedings :3 is ^-^ mowe ;;w;; pwain than uWu this? -^-^ Henwy doth OwO cwaim OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ fwom uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, -The >w< fouwth ^-^ son: uWu Yowk uWu cwaims ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the third. -;;w;; Tiww Wionyew's xDD issue ^.^ faiws, his shouwd ^.^ nyot OwO weign. -^w^ It x3 faiws ^.^ nyot >_> yet, uWu but >_< fwouwishes in ÚwÚ thee -And in >w< thy OwO sons, fair uWu swips >_> of such :3 a :33 stock. ->_> Then, fathew >w< Sawisbuwy, knyeew ^-^ we togethew, -And in :3 this pwivate plot >w< be ^-^ we OwO the ^.^ fiwst -:33 That uWu shaww salute ^-^ ouw ^-^ wightfuw x3 suvweign -x3 With uWu honyouw >_> of his biwthwight ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ cwown. -uWu BOTH. Wong live ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign ÚwÚ Wichawd, England's >_< King! -^.^ YOWK. We :3 thank you, wowds. But I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> youw ;;w;; king -;;w;; Tiww I >w< be >w< cwown'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that my >_< swowd >w< be :33 stain'd -x3 With heart-blood >_> of OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; -And that's ^.^ nyot :33 suddenwy ^-^ to >w< be perform'd, -But with >_> advice ÚwÚ and ;;w;; siwent ^.^ secwecy. -Do you as I ^-^ do in ^.^ these dangewous x3 days: -OwO Wink at OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk's :3 insowence, -^.^ At x3 Beaufowt's :33 pwide, at Somerset's ^-^ ambition, -^.^ At ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the >w< cwew >_> of ;;w;; them, -;;w;; Tiww uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ snyaw'd OwO the shephewd >_> of OwO the flock, -:33 That ÚwÚ viwtuous ^w^ pwince, OwO the good UwU Duke Humphwey; -^.^ 'Tis UwU that uWu they >_> seek; ÚwÚ and uWu they, in >w< seeking UwU that, -:33 Shaww find theiw deaths, ^-^ if uWu Yowk can >_> pwophesy. -SAWISBUWY. UwU My lord, >_< bweak ^-^ we off; ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw :33 mind at :33 fuww. -:3 WAWWICK. UwU My OwO heawt assuwes me UwU that OwO the Eaww >_> of Warwick -:33 Shaww ^-^ onye :3 day ^-^ make OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk :3 a xDD king. -^.^ YOWK. And, :3 Nyeviw, :3 this I ^-^ do assuwe ÚwÚ mysewf, -Richard uWu shaww live ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the Eaww >_> of Warwick -The :3 gweatest man in ^.^ Engwand uWu but OwO the King. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Wondon. OwO A hall >_> of :33 justice - -Sound trumpets. x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and OwO State: OwO the QUEEN, GWOUCESTEW, UwU YOWK, -SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ and >w< SAWISBUWY, with ^-^ guawd, ^-^ to ^w^ banyish OwO the UwU DUCHESS. OwO Entew, UwU guawded, -OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, OwO MAWGEWY ;;w;; JOUWDAIN, ^.^ HUME, ^-^ SOUTHWEWW, ÚwÚ and OwO BOWINGBWOKE - -KING HENRY. Stand >w< fowth, Dame Eleanor ÚwÚ Cobham, :33 Gwoucestew's wife: -UwU In OwO sight >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and >w< us, >_> youw UwU guiwt :3 is OwO gweat; -;;w;; Weceive OwO the >_< sentence >_> of OwO the OwO waw uWu fow x3 sins -Such as uWu by God's book awe UwU adjudg'd ^-^ to :33 death. -You :3 fouw, ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^-^ to pwison xDD back ÚwÚ again; -From ^.^ thence x3 unto OwO the place >_> of xDD execution: -The :3 witch in OwO Smithfiewd uWu shaww >w< be buwnt ^-^ to ^w^ ashes, -And you three uWu shaww >w< be stwangwed uWu on OwO the x3 gawwows. -:3 You, UwU madam, uWu fow you awe ^-^ mowe ^w^ nyobwy :33 bown, -ÚwÚ Despoiwed >_> of >_> youw uWu honyouw in >_> youw xDD wife, -OwO Shaww, aftew three OwO days' open :3 penyance >_< donye, -Live in >_> youw ;;w;; countwy here in banishment -x3 With Sir uWu John uWu Stanwey in OwO the Isle >_> of ÚwÚ Man. -UwU DUCHESS. >w< Wewcome :3 is banyishment; ^-^ wewcome ;;w;; wewe my :33 death. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Eweanyow, OwO the waw, :3 thou ^.^ seest, ;;w;; hath judged thee. -I cannyot >_> justify xDD whom OwO the OwO waw ÚwÚ condemns. ->_< Exeunt OwO the x3 DUCHESS ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew prisoners, >_> guawded -Minye eyes awe :33 fuww >_> of >_< teaws, my OwO heawt >_> of ^w^ gwief. -xDD Ah, Humphwey, :3 this ^-^ dishonyouw in UwU thinye :3 age -uWu Wiww bwing >w< thy head with UwU sowwow ^-^ to OwO the >_< gwound! -I uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go; -Sorrow would >w< sowace, ÚwÚ and >_< minye :3 age would OwO ease. -KING HENRY. >w< Stay, :33 Humphwey UwU Duke >_> of Gloucester; ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ go, ->w< Give OwO up >w< thy ^.^ staff; ^-^ Henwy uWu wiww ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf -Protector ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and :3 God uWu shaww >w< be my hope, -UwU My ÚwÚ stay, my uWu guide, ÚwÚ and uWu wantewn ^-^ to my ;;w;; feet. -And >w< go in :3 peace, Humphwey, nyo less bewov'd ->w< Than when :3 thou ^w^ wewt Protector ^-^ to >w< thy King. -x3 QUEEN. I UwU see nyo reason x3 why :3 a ;;w;; king >_> of years -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ^-^ to >w< be protected >_< wike :3 a chiwd. -:3 God ÚwÚ and UwU King ^-^ Henwy :33 guvwn England's OwO weawm! ->w< Give OwO up >_> youw staff, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King his realm. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My ;;w;; staff! Here, x3 nyobwe Henry, :3 is my ^w^ staff. -UwU As willingly ^-^ do I OwO the >_> same resign -UwU As ewe >w< thy fathew ^-^ Henwy :3 made ^.^ it mine; -And x3 even as willingly at >w< thy :3 feet I xDD weave ^.^ it -UwU As ÚwÚ othews would ambitiously weceive it. -Faweweww, good x3 King; when I x3 am UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone, -May honyouwabwe xDD peace ^.^ attend >w< thy :33 thwonye! Exit -x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 is ^-^ Henwy ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet uWu Queen, -And :33 Humphwey UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew scarce himself, -:33 That uWu beaws OwO so >_< shwewd :3 a ÚwÚ maim: two xDD puwws at once- -His wady banish'd ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ wimb lopp'd UwU off. -:3 This xDD staff >_> of uWu honyouw ^w^ waught, there let ^.^ it ^.^ stand -:3 Whewe ^.^ it :33 best ^-^ fits ^-^ to ^.^ be, in Henry's hand. -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thus droops :3 this lofty pinye ÚwÚ and OwO hangs his sprays; -ÚwÚ Thus Eweanyow's uWu pwide >_> dies in xDD hew ^w^ youngest ^.^ days. -^.^ YOWK. >w< Wowds, let him ^.^ go. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty, -:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day appointed uWu fow OwO the x3 combat; -And ready awe OwO the xDD appewwant ÚwÚ and UwU defendant, -The awmouwew ÚwÚ and his man, ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew OwO the >_< wists, -^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Highness ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the ^w^ fight. -x3 QUEEN. >w< Ay, good my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow purposely OwO thewefowe -x3 Weft I OwO the couwt, ^-^ to UwU see :3 this >_< quawwew x3 twied. -KING HENRY. OwO A God's uWu nyame, UwU see OwO the wists ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things uWu fit; -;;w;; Hewe let them ^-^ end it, ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the OwO wight! -^.^ YOWK. I never ^-^ saw :3 a :3 fewwow >_< wowse ^-^ bested, -Ow ^-^ mowe ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to fight, than :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ appewwant, -The ^-^ sewvant >_> of his UwU awmouwew, my wowds. - -x3 Entew at ^-^ onye doow, :3 HOWNyEW, OwO the Armourer, ÚwÚ and his -:3 NyEIGHBOUWS, uWu dwinking ^-^ to him OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ he :3 is -dwunk; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ entews with :3 a uWu dwum before him ÚwÚ and -his xDD staff with :3 a >w< sand-bag ÚwÚ fastenyed ^-^ to xDD it; ÚwÚ and at OwO the -uWu othew xDD doow x3 PETEW, his man, with :3 a uWu dwum ÚwÚ and sandbag, -ÚwÚ and :33 PWENTICES uWu dwinking ^-^ to him - -OwO FIWST NEIGHBOUR. Here, UwU nyeighbouw Horner, I dwink ^-^ to you in :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of -:33 sack; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, uWu nyeighbouw, you uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. -x3 SECOND NEIGHBOUR. And ;;w;; hewe, uWu nyeighbouw, >w< hewe's :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of charneco. -uWu THIWD NEIGHBOUR. And >w< hewe's :3 a pot >_> of good double beer, neighbour; -x3 dwink, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD man. -^-^ HOWNyEW. >_> Wet ^.^ it xDD come, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; pwedge you uWu aww; ÚwÚ and :3 a fig -uWu fow ^w^ Petew! -OwO FIWST ^-^ PWENTICE. Here, ;;w;; Petew, I dwink ^-^ to thee; ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. -x3 SECOND ^-^ PWENTICE. Be uWu mewwy, ;;w;; Petew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^-^ mastew: fight -uWu fow ÚwÚ cwedit >_> of OwO the >w< pwentices. -PETER. I :3 thank you all. OwO Dwink, ÚwÚ and pray uWu fow uWu me, I pray OwO you; uWu fow I -ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have :3 taken my last :3 dwaught in :3 this world. Here, Robin, OwO an -^-^ if I x3 die, I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee my >_< apwon; :3 and, :3 Wiww, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have my -^-^ hammew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ Tom, UwU take >w< aww OwO the money UwU that I have. :3 O Wowd -bless uWu me, I pray God! uWu fow I x3 am never able ^-^ to ^-^ deaw with my :3 mastew, -^.^ he ;;w;; hath weawnt OwO so >w< much :33 fence awweady. -SAWISBUWY. ^w^ Come, xDD weave >_> youw uWu dwinking ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww ^-^ to OwO bwows. -Sirrah, ^w^ what's >w< thy name? -PETER. ;;w;; Petew, forsooth. -SAWISBUWY. Peter? What >_> mowe? -PETER. xDD Thump. -SAWISBUWY. :3 Thump? ;;w;; Then UwU see :3 thou ÚwÚ thump >w< thy ^w^ mastew :33 weww. -^-^ HOWNyEW. >w< Mastews, I x3 am come hithew, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, x3 upon my ÚwÚ man's -instigation, ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv him :3 a ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf OwO an >w< honyest >w< man; ÚwÚ and -^w^ touching OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, I uWu wiww UwU take my death I never meant him -^-^ any iww, :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 nyow OwO the Queen; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, ;;w;; Petew, ^.^ have -at ÚwÚ thee with :3 a ;;w;; down ^.^ wight bwow! -^.^ YOWK. UwU Dispatch- :3 this xDD knyave's :33 tongue begins ^-^ to double. -xDD Sound, twumpets, :3 awawum ^-^ to OwO the combatants! -uWu [Awawum. ^.^ They fight ÚwÚ and >w< PETEW strikes him >w< down] -^-^ HOWNyEW. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; Petew, :33 howd! I uWu confess, I x3 confess treason. -;;w;; [Dies] -^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Take away his weapon. Fewwow, :3 thank God, ÚwÚ and OwO the good xDD winye in ->w< thy >_< mastew's way. -PETER. :3 O God, ^.^ have I overcome >_< minye >_> enyemies in :3 this ^-^ pwesence? :3 O -;;w;; Petew, :3 thou x3 hast ;;w;; pwevaiw'd in OwO wight! -KING HENRY. Go, UwU take x3 hence UwU that >_> twaitow ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ sight, ->_< Fow uWu by his death ^-^ we ^-^ do pewceive his guilt; -And :3 God in :33 justice ;;w;; hath ^.^ weveaw'd ^-^ to OwO us -The >w< twuth ÚwÚ and >w< innyocence >_> of :3 this UwU poow fewwow, -^w^ Which ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have murder'd >_> wwongfuwwy. -^w^ Come, fewwow, follow OwO us uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ wewawd. -Sound :3 a OwO fwouwish. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew DUKE >w< HUMPHWEY ÚwÚ and his ^-^ men, in ÚwÚ mouwnying cloaks - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ sometimes ;;w;; hath OwO the xDD bwightest :3 day :3 a ÚwÚ cwoud, -And aftew uWu summew xDD evewmowe >_> succeeds -OwO Bawwen winter, with his xDD wwathfuw >w< nyipping cold; -^w^ So >_> cawes ÚwÚ and >_< joys abound, as >_< seasons fweet. ->w< Siws, ^w^ what's ^.^ o'cwock? -SEWVING-MAN. >_> Ten, my :33 wowd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ten :3 is OwO the hour UwU that ÚwÚ was appointed me -ÚwÚ To watch OwO the UwU coming >_> of my :3 punyish'd >_< duchess. -:3 Unyeath ^-^ may ^.^ she >_> enduwe OwO the xDD fwinty >w< stweets -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead them with xDD hew tender-feeling ;;w;; feet. -^.^ Sweet OwO Nyeww, i-iww can >w< thy x3 nyobwe :33 mind ^.^ abwook -The :3 abject ^w^ peopwe UwU gazing uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face, -x3 With ÚwÚ envious >w< wooks, ;;w;; waughing at >w< thy shame, -:33 That :33 ewst >_> did follow >w< thy >_> pwoud ^w^ chawiot ^-^ wheews -When :3 thou didst ride in ;;w;; twiumph OwO thwough OwO the >_< stweets. -But, ^.^ soft! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she uWu comes, ÚwÚ and I'll :33 pwepawe -UwU My tear-stain'd eyes ^-^ to UwU see xDD hew misewies. - -x3 Entew OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW in :3 a >_> white >_> sheet, -ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 tapew burning in xDD hew ;;w;; hand, with ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ->_> STANWEY, OwO the SHERIFF, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS - -SEWVING-MAN. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, ^w^ we'ww UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom OwO the shewiff. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. No, :33 stiw ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw lives; let xDD hew xDD pass by. -UwU DUCHESS. Come you, my lord, ^-^ to UwU see my open shame? -Nyow :3 thou OwO dost :3 penyance ^w^ too. Wook how uWu they gaze! -^w^ See how OwO the x3 giddy ÚwÚ muwtitude ^-^ do point -And nod theiw :3 heads ÚwÚ and thwow theiw eyes uWu on thee; -xDD Ah, ^-^ Gwoucestew, hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom theiw ^-^ hatefuw >w< wooks, -And, in >w< thy closet pent uWu up, :33 wue my ÚwÚ shame -And >_< ban UwU thinye ;;w;; enyemies, uWu both >_< minye ÚwÚ and x3 thinye! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Be :3 patient, gentwe >w< Nyeww; ^-^ fowget :3 this ^w^ gwief. -UwU DUCHESS. xDD Ah, ^-^ Gwoucestew, teach me ^-^ to ^-^ fowget ^w^ mysewf! ->_< Fow UwU whiwst I ÚwÚ think I x3 am >w< thy married UwU wife -And :3 thou :3 a ^w^ pwince, Protector >_> of :3 this wand, -x3 Methinks I shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus >w< be wed awong, ->_< Maiw'd OwO up in shame, with papers uWu on my ^w^ back, -And follow'd with :3 a rabble UwU that uWu wejoice -ÚwÚ To UwU see my ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and hear my x3 deep-fet x3 gwoans. -The ruthless fwint doth ÚwÚ cut my >w< tendew OwO feet, -And when I start, OwO the ÚwÚ envious ^w^ peopwe waugh -And ;;w;; bid me >w< be advised how I >_> twead. -xDD Ah, Humphwey, can I bear :3 this shameful yoke? -UwU Twowest :3 thou UwU that e'ew I'll ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the x3 wowwd -Ow ;;w;; count them x3 happy UwU that enjoy OwO the :33 sun? -Nyo; dark uWu shaww >w< be my ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and night my ÚwÚ day; -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon my OwO pomp uWu shaww >w< be my ÚwÚ heww. ->_< Sometimes I'll uWu say I x3 am UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's xDD wife, -And ^.^ he :3 a ^w^ pwince, ÚwÚ and OwO wuwew >_> of OwO the >w< wand; ->_> Yet OwO so ^.^ he rul'd, ÚwÚ and such :3 a pwince ^.^ he OwO was, -UwU As ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood uWu by UwU whiwst OwO I, his >w< fowwown OwO duchess, ->_> Was :3 made :3 a wonder ÚwÚ and :3 a pointing-stock -ÚwÚ To every :33 idwe >w< wascaw x3 fowwowew. -But >w< be :3 thou >_< miwd, ÚwÚ and x3 bwush ^.^ nyot at my shame, -Nyow :33 stiw at nyothing ÚwÚ tiww OwO the axe >_> of death ->w< Hang xDD uvw ^.^ thee, as ^w^ suwe ^.^ it :33 showtwy uWu wiww. ->_< Fow ^w^ Suffowk- ^.^ he UwU that can ^-^ do >w< aww in >w< aww -x3 With xDD hew UwU that hateth ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and OwO hates OwO us xDD aww- -And Yowk, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impious Beaufort, UwU that false :33 pwiest, ->_< Have >w< aww :3 wim'd bushes ^-^ to :33 betway >w< thy UwU wings, -And, UwU fwy :3 thou how :3 thou x3 canst, they'll x3 tangwe thee. -But ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot :3 thou xDD untiw >w< thy foot >w< be ÚwÚ snyaw'd, -Nyow never >w< seek prevention >_> of >w< thy foes. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, OwO Nyeww, ;;w;; fowbeaw! Thou aimest >w< aww awry. -I >w< must offend before I >w< be xDD attainted; -And xDD had I twenty xDD times OwO so many uWu foes, -And OwO each >_> of them xDD had twenty xDD times theiw :33 powew, -^-^ Aww ^.^ these :33 couwd ^.^ nyot procure me ^-^ any ^w^ scathe -^w^ So wong as I x3 am :33 woyaw, true, ÚwÚ and xDD cwimewess. -Wouldst ^.^ have me rescue ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this wepwoach? -ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ yet >w< thy OwO scandaw ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^.^ wip'd ^w^ away, -But I in danger uWu fow OwO the :33 bweach >_> of waw. -x3 Thy :3 gweatest ^w^ hewp :3 is :33 quiet, gentwe Nyeww. -I pray ÚwÚ thee sort >w< thy OwO heawt ^-^ to patience; -^.^ These xDD few OwO days' wonder uWu wiww >w< be >_> quickwy wown. - -x3 Entew :3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD - -^w^ HEWAWD. I summon >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to his :33 Majesty's uWu Pawwiament, -Howden at UwU Buwy OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of :3 this next >w< month. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And my consent :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ ask'd hewein :3 befowe! -:3 This :3 is :33 cwose >_< deawing. Weww, I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ thewe. Exit ÚwÚ HEWAWD -UwU My OwO Nyeww, I UwU take my OwO weave- :3 and, ^w^ mastew >_< shewiff, ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot xDD hew :3 penyance exceed OwO the King's commission. -SHERIFF. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, here my :33 commission ^w^ stays; -And Sir uWu John uWu Stanwey :3 is appointed :3 nyow -ÚwÚ To UwU take xDD hew with him ^-^ to OwO the Isle >_> of ÚwÚ Man. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Must you, Sir :33 John, :3 pwotect my wady hewe? -^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ So x3 am I >w< given in chawge, x3 may't >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Entweat xDD hew ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< wowse in UwU that I pray -You ;;w;; use xDD hew ;;w;; weww; OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may waugh uWu again, -And I ^-^ may live ^-^ to ^-^ do you >_> kindnyess ^-^ if -You ^-^ do ^.^ it :3 hew. And so, Sir :33 John, faweweww. -UwU DUCHESS. >_> What, gone, my lord, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me ^.^ nyot faweweww! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Witnyess my >_< teaws, I cannyot stay ^-^ to speak. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants -UwU DUCHESS. Awt :3 thou gonye too? ^-^ Aww comfort >w< go with thee! ->_< Fow UwU nyonye ^-^ abides with >_> me. UwU My ^.^ joy :3 is >_> death- -Death, at uWu whose name I ^w^ oft ^.^ have >_< been >w< afeawd, -xDD Because I :33 wish'd :3 this world's eternity. -Stanwey, I ÚwÚ pwithee ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and UwU take me >_> hence; -I cawe ^.^ nyot >w< whithew, uWu fow I UwU beg nyo >_< favouw, ->_> Onwy convey me xDD whewe :3 thou art ^w^ commanded. -^-^ STANWEY. ÚwÚ Why, UwU madam, UwU that :3 is ^-^ to OwO the Isle >_> of ÚwÚ Man, -Thewe ^-^ to >w< be :33 us'd >w< accowding ^-^ to >_> youw state. -UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ That's OwO bad enyough, uWu fow I x3 am uWu but reproach- -And uWu shaww I then >w< be :33 us'd x3 wepwoachfuwwy? -^-^ STANWEY. ;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a :3 duchess ÚwÚ and UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's lady; ->_> Accowding ^-^ to UwU that OwO state you uWu shaww >w< be >w< us'd. -UwU DUCHESS. uWu Shewiff, ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and better than I ;;w;; fawe, -UwU Awthough :3 thou x3 hast >_< been OwO conduct >_> of my >w< shame. -SHERIFF. ^w^ It :3 is my x3 office; :3 and, UwU madam, pawdon >_> me. -UwU DUCHESS. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, faweweww; >w< thy >w< office :3 is discharg'd. -^w^ Come, Stanwey, uWu shaww ^-^ we go? -^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw :3 penyance >_< donye, thwow x3 off :3 this >_> sheet, -And >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to >_< attiwe you uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> jouwnyey. -UwU DUCHESS. UwU My ÚwÚ shame uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be shifted with my uWu sheet. -No, ^.^ it uWu wiww >_> hang x3 upon my uWu wichest wobes -And show itself, >_< attiwe me how I ^.^ can. -Go, ;;w;; wead OwO the OwO way; I wong ^-^ to UwU see my prison. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The >w< Abbey at UwU Buwy UwU St. uWu Edmunds - -Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, OwO the QUEEN, uWu CAWDINyAW, SUFFOWK, UwU YOWK, -:3 BUCKINGHAM, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and >w< WAWWICK, ^-^ to OwO the Parliament - -KING HENRY. I ^w^ muse my Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is ^.^ nyot come. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot his UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be OwO the :33 hindmost man, -uWu Whate'ew >w< occasion >_< keeps him ^-^ fwom OwO us OwO nyow. -x3 QUEEN. ^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot >_> see, ^w^ ow uWu wiww ye ^.^ nyot observe -The stwangenyess >_> of his alter'd >_> countenyance? -x3 With what :3 a majesty ^.^ he uWu beaws ;;w;; himsewf; -OwO How UwU insowent >_> of ^.^ wate ^.^ he :3 is uWu become, -OwO How proud, how peremptory, ÚwÚ and OwO unwike >w< himsewf? -We xDD knyow OwO the UwU time >_< since ^.^ he ÚwÚ was mild ÚwÚ and affabwe, -And ^-^ if ^-^ we >_> did uWu but OwO gwance :3 a ^.^ faw-off ÚwÚ wook -Immediately ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 upon his xDD knyee, -:33 That >w< aww OwO the couwt uWu admiw'd him uWu fow :3 submission. -But ^.^ meet him :3 nyow ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ it in OwO the mown, -When every ^-^ onye uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO the UwU time >_> of day, -ÚwÚ He ^w^ knyits his uWu bwow ÚwÚ and >w< shows OwO an :3 angwy eye -And ^.^ passeth uWu by with ;;w;; stiff uWu unbowed xDD knyee, -Disdaining >_> duty UwU that ^-^ to OwO us UwU bewongs. -^w^ Smaww cuws awe ^.^ nyot :33 wegawded when uWu they gwin, -But gweat x3 men ^.^ twembwe when OwO the x3 wion woaws, -And :33 Humphwey :3 is nyo wittwe man in Engwand. ->w< Fiwst ^-^ nyote UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; nyeaw you in descent, -And shouwd you ^-^ faww ^.^ he :3 is OwO the next uWu wiww mount; ->w< Me ^-^ seemeth, then, ^.^ it :3 is nyo ;;w;; powicy- ->_> Wespecting what :3 a x3 wancowous :33 mind ^.^ he bears, -And his ^w^ advantage following >_> youw x3 decease- -:33 That ^.^ he shouwd come about >_> youw :33 woyaw person -Ow >w< be ;;w;; admitted ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ;;w;; Counciw. -By flattery ;;w;; hath ^.^ he xDD won OwO the uWu commons' ^.^ heawts; -And when ^.^ he >w< pwease ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< commotion, -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ to >w< be >_< feaw'd uWu they >w< aww uWu wiww follow >_> him. -Nyow 'tis OwO the UwU spwing, ÚwÚ and weeds awe xDD shawwow-wooted; -Suffew them nyow, ÚwÚ and they'll >_> o'ewgwow OwO the garden -And uWu choke OwO the hewbs uWu fow UwU want >_> of husbandry. -The reverent cawe I bear x3 unto my lord -^w^ Made me >_< cowwect ^.^ these dangews in OwO the >_> Duke. ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be uWu fond, can ^.^ it :3 a :3 woman's fear; -^w^ Which ;;w;; feaw ^-^ if better reasons can :33 suppwant, -I uWu wiww subscribe, ÚwÚ and uWu say I wrong'd OwO the >_> Duke. -UwU My Wowd >_> of Suffowk, ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and Yowk, -ÚwÚ Wepwuv my x3 awwegation ^-^ if you ^-^ can, -Ow ewse conclude my uWu wowds OwO effectuaw. -SUFFOLK. ^.^ Weww ;;w;; hath >_> youw Highness uWu seen OwO into :3 this UwU duke; -And xDD had I ^.^ fiwst >_< been >w< put ^-^ to speak my UwU mind, -I ÚwÚ think I shouwd ^.^ have told >_> youw Gwace's >_> tawe. -The uWu Duchess, uWu by his subornation, -:3 Upon my xDD wife, >_< began xDD hew uWu deviwish >_> pwactices; -Ow ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >_< pwivy ^-^ to x3 those fauwts, ->_> Yet uWu by weputing >_> of his UwU high x3 descent- -UwU As next OwO the UwU King ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^w^ successive heiw- -And such UwU high vaunts >_> of his ^w^ nyobiwity, -OwO Did instigate OwO the bedlam bwainsick Duchess -By ;;w;; wicked :3 means ^-^ to fwame ^-^ ouw >_< suvweign's OwO faww. -Smooth runs OwO the >w< watew xDD whewe OwO the ^.^ bwook :3 is ^-^ deep, -And in his ÚwÚ simpwe show ^.^ he hawbouws treason. -The :3 fox >w< bawks ^.^ nyot when ^.^ he would >_< steaw OwO the UwU wamb. -No, no, my suvweign, ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is :3 a man -^-^ Unsounded >_> yet, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ deep :3 deceit. -CARDINAL. OwO Did ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, contrary ^-^ to fowm >_> of waw, -:33 Devise ÚwÚ stwange deaths uWu fow small offences ;;w;; donye? -^.^ YOWK. And >_> did ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, in his >w< pwotectowship, -Wevy gweat ÚwÚ sums >_> of money OwO thwough OwO the >_< weawm ->_< Fow sowdiews' pay in UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and never x3 sent it? -By :3 means ^w^ wheweof OwO the OwO towns OwO each :3 day revolted. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Tut, ^.^ these awe :33 petty faults ^-^ to faults uWu unknyown -^w^ Which UwU time uWu wiww bwing ^-^ to ^.^ wight in ÚwÚ smooth UwU Duke Humphwey. -KING HENRY. UwU My x3 wowds, at UwU once: OwO the cawe you ^.^ have >_> of >w< us, -ÚwÚ To mow ;;w;; down thorns UwU that would uWu annyoy ^-^ ouw ^.^ foot, -^-^ Is >w< wowthy xDD pwaise; uWu but uWu shaww I speak my ^w^ conscience? -Our x3 kinsman ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is as innyocent -From meaning uWu tweason ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw person -UwU As :3 is OwO the >_< sucking ÚwÚ wamb ^w^ ow harmless ^w^ duv: -The UwU Duke :3 is viwtuous, >_< miwd, ÚwÚ and xDD too ;;w;; weww >w< given -ÚwÚ To ^-^ dweam uWu on evil ^w^ ow ^-^ to wowk my downfaww. -x3 QUEEN. xDD Ah, ^w^ what's ^-^ mowe dangewous than :3 this OwO fond affiance? -xDD Seems ^.^ he :3 a x3 duv? His ÚwÚ feathews awe uWu but borrow'd, ->_< Fow :33 he's UwU disposed as OwO the ^-^ hatefuw x3 waven. -^-^ Is ^.^ he :3 a :3 wamb? His ^.^ skin :3 is ^w^ suwewy lent ^w^ him, ->_< Fow :33 he's ;;w;; incwin'd as :3 is OwO the wavenyous :33 wowf. -OwO Who cannyot >_< steaw :3 a ^-^ shape UwU that :3 means deceit? -;;w;; Take :3 heed, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the :3 wewfawe >_> of OwO us >w< aww -Hangs uWu on OwO the UwU cutting ^-^ showt UwU that >_< fwaudfuw xDD man. - -x3 Entew ^.^ SOMEWSET - -SOMEWSET. ^-^ Aww OwO heawth x3 unto my >_< gwacious suvweign! -KING HENRY. Wewcome, Wowd Somerset. What UwU nyews ^-^ fwom :33 Fwance? -SOMEWSET. :33 That >w< aww >_> youw ;;w;; intewest in x3 those x3 tewwitowies -^-^ Is >_> uttewwy >_> beweft OwO you; >w< aww :3 is xDD wost. -KING HENRY. Cold UwU nyews, Wowd Somerset; uWu but God's uWu wiww >w< be :33 donye! -^.^ YOWK. ^-^ [Aside] Cold UwU nyews uWu fow me; uWu fow I xDD had >w< hope >_> of Fwance -UwU As firmly as I >w< hope uWu fow :33 fewtiwe Engwand. -ÚwÚ Thus awe my blossoms OwO bwasted in OwO the bud, -And ^-^ catewpiwwaws xDD eat my leaves away; -But I uWu wiww ^.^ wemedy :3 this ;;w;; geaw ewe long, -Ow ;;w;; seww my title uWu fow :3 a ^w^ gwowious ^-^ gwave. - -x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Aww >w< happinyess x3 unto my lord OwO the >_< King! ->_> Pawdon, my UwU wiege, UwU that I ^.^ have :33 stay'd OwO so UwU wong. -SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ Gwoucestew, xDD knyow UwU that :3 thou art come xDD too :3 soon, ->_< Unwess :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^-^ mowe :33 woyaw than :3 thou awt. -I ^-^ do arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high uWu tweason here. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, Suffowk, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot UwU see me x3 bwush -Nyow >_> change my countenance uWu fow :3 this arrest: -OwO A OwO heawt ^w^ unspotted :3 is ^.^ nyot easiwy daunted. -The puwest spwing :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so free ^-^ fwom >w< mud -UwU As I x3 am ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ fwom uWu tweason ^-^ to my sovereign. -OwO Who can :3 accuse x3 me? OwO Whewein x3 am I guiwty? -^.^ YOWK. ^.^ 'Tis thought, my lord, UwU that you took x3 bwibes >_> of Fwance -And, being Protector, :33 stay'd OwO the sowdiews' >_> pay; -By :3 means ^w^ wheweof his Highness ;;w;; hath lost OwO Fwance. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu but ^w^ thought so? What awe uWu they UwU that ÚwÚ think it? -I never ;;w;; wobb'd OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of theiw pay -Nyow >w< evew xDD had ^-^ onye OwO penny bwibe ^-^ fwom OwO Fwance. -^w^ So ^w^ hewp me God, as I ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd OwO the night- ->w< Ay, night uWu by night- in ^-^ studying good uWu fow :33 Engwand! -:33 That doit UwU that e'ew I OwO wwested ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, -Ow ^-^ any ^w^ gwoat I hoawded ^-^ to my use, -Be ^w^ bwought x3 against me at my ^-^ twiaw-day! -Nyo; many :3 a :3 pound >_> of >_< minye >_> own pwopew store, -xDD Because I would ^.^ nyot >_> tax OwO the needy commons, ->_< Have I ^w^ dispuwsed ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; gawwisons, -And never ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow :3 westitution. -CARDINAL. ^w^ It sewves you well, my lord, ^-^ to uWu say OwO so ^w^ much. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I uWu say nyo ^-^ mowe than truth, OwO so ^w^ hewp me God! -^.^ YOWK. UwU In >_> youw pwotectowship you >_> did devise -Strange ;;w;; towtuwes uWu fow >w< offendews, never heard :33 of, -:33 That ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ defam'd uWu by tyranny. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ;;w;; weww OwO knyown UwU that whiwes I ÚwÚ was Protector -UwU Pity ÚwÚ was >w< aww OwO the fauwt UwU that ÚwÚ was in me; ->_< Fow I shouwd OwO mewt at OwO an offender's >_< teaws, -And >_> wowwy uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe >_< wansom uWu fow theiw fault. ->_< Unwess ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a bwoody >w< muwdewew, -Ow ;;w;; fouw felonious ^w^ thief UwU that ^w^ fweec'd UwU poow passengers, -I never >_> gave them condign >_> punyishment. -Murder :3 indeed, UwU that bwoody uWu sin, I towtuw'd -OwO Abuv OwO the felon ^w^ ow what ÚwÚ twespass >w< ewse. -SUFFOLK. UwU My lord, ^.^ these faults awe ÚwÚ easy, >_> quickwy OwO answew'd; -But :33 mightiew >w< cwimes awe >_> waid x3 unto >_> youw chawge, -^.^ Wheweof you cannyot easiwy ÚwÚ puwge OwO youwsewf. -I ^-^ do arrest you in His OwO Highnyess' uWu nyame, -And here commit you ^-^ to my Wowd Cawdinyaw -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep xDD untiw >_> youw further UwU time >_> of trial. -KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, 'tis my speciaw >w< hope -:33 That you uWu wiww ;;w;; cweaw yourself ^-^ fwom >w< aww suspense. -UwU My ;;w;; conscience uWu tewws me you awe ÚwÚ innyocent. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, >_< gwacious lord, ^.^ these >_< days awe dangewous! -OwO Viwtue :3 is >_< chok'd with ;;w;; fouw ^-^ ambition, -And charity chas'd x3 hence uWu by rancour's >w< hand; -ÚwÚ Fouw :3 subownyation :3 is pwedominyant, -And ^w^ equity exil'd >_> youw OwO Highnyess' land. -I xDD knyow theiw complot :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have my life; -And ^-^ if my death UwU might ^-^ make :3 this >_< iswand x3 happy -And ^w^ pwuv OwO the UwU pewiod >_> of theiw tywanny, -I would xDD expend ^.^ it with >w< aww UwU wiwwingnyess. -But >_< minye :3 is :3 made OwO the ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to theiw xDD pway; ->_< Fow ^-^ thousands ^-^ mowe UwU that ÚwÚ yet :3 suspect nyo peril -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot conclude theiw plotted tragedy. -x3 Beaufowt's wed sparkling eyes >_< bwab his ^w^ heawt's malice, -And Suffowk's cloudy uWu bwow his stowmy hate; -^-^ Shawp Buckingham unburdens with his :33 tongue -The ÚwÚ envious woad UwU that :3 wies x3 upon his >_> heawt; -And OwO dogged Yowk, UwU that >_< weaches at OwO the ^w^ moon, -uWu Whose uvwweenying arm I ^.^ have UwU pwuck'd ^w^ back, -By false :3 accuse doth ^w^ wevew at my wife. -And you, my x3 suvweign >w< wady, with OwO the rest, -^-^ Causewess ^.^ have >_> waid disgwaces uWu on my uWu head, -And with >_> youw :33 best ^.^ endeavouw ^.^ have stirr'd OwO up -UwU My >w< wiefest >_> wiege ^-^ to >w< be >_< minye enemy; ->w< Ay, >w< aww >_> of you ^.^ have >_> waid >_> youw :3 heads xDD togethew- -Myself xDD had nyotice >_> of >_> youw >w< conventicwes- -And >w< aww ^-^ to ^-^ make away my :33 guiwtwess wife. -I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU want false witness ^-^ to condemn me -Nyow ^.^ stowe >_> of treasons ^-^ to >_> augment my guiwt. -The ÚwÚ ancient OwO pwuvwb uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; weww effected: -'A xDD staff :3 is >_> quickwy ;;w;; found ^-^ to beat :3 a dog.' -CARDINAL. UwU My UwU wiege, his >_> waiwing :3 is intolerable. ->w< If x3 those UwU that cawe ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_> youw :33 woyaw person -From uWu tweason's >w< secwet :33 knyife ÚwÚ and x3 twaitow's ;;w;; wage -Be ;;w;; thus upbraided, OwO chid, ÚwÚ and x3 wated at, -And OwO the offendew gwanted >_> scope >_> of speech, -'Twiww ^-^ make them cool in x3 zeaw x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ twit ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign wady here -x3 With ÚwÚ ignyominyious x3 wowds, >w< though ^.^ cwewkwy ÚwÚ couch'd, -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD had suborned >w< some ^-^ to uWu sweaw -UwU Fawse allegations ^-^ to UwU o'ewthwow his state? -x3 QUEEN. But I can ^w^ give OwO the loser xDD weave ^-^ to ÚwÚ chide. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Far twuew xDD spoke than uWu meant: I wose :3 indeed. -UwU Beshwew OwO the ;;w;; winnyews, uWu fow uWu they >_> pway'd me :33 fawse! -And ;;w;; weww such :3 wosews ^-^ may ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to speak. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. He'll wrest OwO the :33 sense, ÚwÚ and howd OwO us here >w< aww day. -Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw xDD pwisonyew. -CARDINAL. >w< Siws, UwU take away OwO the Duke, ÚwÚ and guawd him sure. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, ;;w;; thus UwU King ^-^ Henwy throws away his ^w^ cwutch -Before his >w< wegs >w< be ^w^ fiwm ^-^ to bear his ^-^ body! -ÚwÚ Thus :3 is OwO the shephewd >_> beaten ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< side, -And wolves awe UwU gnyawwing ^-^ who uWu shaww OwO gnyaw ÚwÚ thee >_> fiwst. -xDD Ah, UwU that my ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; wewe :33 fawse! ÚwÚ ah, UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ wewe! ->_< Fow, good UwU King Henry, >w< thy UwU decay I fear. Exit, >_> guawded -KING HENRY. UwU My x3 wowds, what ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wisdoms seemeth :33 best -Do ^w^ ow ^-^ undo, as ^-^ if ouwsewf ;;w;; wewe here. -x3 QUEEN. >_> What, uWu wiww >_> youw Highness xDD weave OwO the ^w^ Pawwiament? -KING HENRY. >w< Ay, ^w^ Mawgawet; my OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd with gwief, -uWu Whose flood begins ^-^ to flow within >_< minye ^w^ eyes; -UwU My ÚwÚ body x3 wound >w< engiwt with ;;w;; misewy- ->_< Fow ^w^ what's ^-^ mowe xDD misewabwe than ^.^ discontent? -xDD Ah, uncwe Humphwey, in >w< thy ;;w;; face I UwU see -The ÚwÚ map >_> of xDD honyouw, truth, ÚwÚ and woyawty! -And >_> yet, good Humphwey, :3 is OwO the hour ^-^ to come -:33 That e'ew I ^w^ pwov'd ÚwÚ thee false ^w^ ow >_< feaw'd >w< thy ;;w;; faith. -What >_< wouwing star :3 nyow envies >w< thy ^-^ estate -:33 That ^.^ these gweat x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ^-^ ouw uWu Queen, -Do >w< seek x3 subvewsion >_> of >w< thy harmless x3 wife? -Thou never didst them ^.^ wwong, :3 nyow nyo man ^-^ wwong; -And as OwO the butchew ^-^ takes away OwO the >w< cawf, -And OwO binds OwO the >_< wwetch, ÚwÚ and x3 beats ^.^ it when ^.^ it :3 stways, -:33 Beawing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the bwoody ;;w;; swaughtew-house, ->_< Even so, remorseless, ^.^ have uWu they ÚwÚ bownye him >_> hence; -And as OwO the dam runs >_> wowing OwO up ÚwÚ and down, -OwO Wooking OwO the uWu way xDD hew harmless x3 young ^-^ onye went, -And can ^-^ do UwU nyought uWu but ;;w;; waiw xDD hew darling's loss, ->_< Even OwO so ^-^ mysewf x3 bewaiws good :33 Gwoucestew's UwU case -x3 With >_> sad unhelpful >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and with dimm'd eyes -Wook aftew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and cannyot ^-^ do him uWu good, -^w^ So :3 mighty awe his ÚwÚ vowed enyemies. -His :3 fowtunyes I uWu wiww ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and :33 'twixt OwO each >_> gwoan -Say >w< 'Who's :3 a >_< twaitow? ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ^.^ he :3 is none.' Exit -x3 QUEEN. >_> Fwee x3 wowds, x3 cowd snyow mewts with OwO the ^w^ sun's ^.^ hot x3 beams: -^-^ Henwy my lord :3 is x3 cowd in gweat affaiws, -:3 Too :33 fuww >_> of foowish :3 pity; ÚwÚ and :33 Gwoucestew's show -x3 Beguiwes him as OwO the xDD mouwnfuw uWu cwocodiwe -x3 With UwU sowwow snyawes :33 wewenting passengews; -Ow as OwO the snake, :33 woww'd in :3 a >_< fwow'wing bank, -x3 With shining checker'd swough, doth sting :3 a >w< chiwd -:33 That uWu fow OwO the x3 beauty OwO thinks ^.^ it ^w^ excewwent. ->_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 wowds, ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye ^-^ mowe xDD wise than ;;w;; I- -And ÚwÚ yet hewein I ;;w;; judge >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ wit x3 good- -:3 This ÚwÚ Gwoucestew shouwd >w< be >_> quickwy x3 wid OwO the x3 wowwd -ÚwÚ To x3 wid OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> of >_> him. -CARDINAL. :33 That ^.^ he shouwd die :3 is >w< wowthy >_> powicy; -But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we UwU want :3 a >w< cowouw uWu fow his :33 death. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet ^.^ he >w< be :33 condemn'd uWu by ^-^ couwse >_> of waw. -SUFFOLK. But, in my UwU mind, UwU that ;;w;; wewe nyo ^.^ powicy: -The UwU King uWu wiww >_< wabouw still ^-^ to :33 save his life; -The x3 commons uWu hapwy xDD wise ^-^ to :33 save his life; -And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu but twiviaw ^.^ awgument, -Mowe than mistrust, UwU that >w< shows him >w< wowthy :33 death. -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So UwU that, uWu by this, you would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him ^-^ die. -SUFFOLK. xDD Ah, Yowk, nyo man x3 awive OwO so fain as >_> I! -^.^ YOWK. ^.^ 'Tis uWu Yowk UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe reason uWu fow his :33 death. -But, my Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, ÚwÚ and you, my Wowd >_> of Suffowk, -Say as you xDD think, ÚwÚ and speak ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ souws: -Were't ^.^ nyot >w< aww ^-^ onye OwO an uWu empty UwU eagwe ;;w;; wewe xDD set -ÚwÚ To guawd OwO the :33 chicken ^-^ fwom :3 a x3 hungwy xDD kite -UwU As place UwU Duke :33 Humphwey uWu fow OwO the King's Protector? -x3 QUEEN. ^w^ So OwO the UwU poow :33 chicken shouwd >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of :33 death. -SUFFOLK. ^w^ Madam, 'tis true; ÚwÚ and >w< wewe't ^.^ nyot UwU madnyess then -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the :3 fox :3 suwveyow >_> of OwO the xDD fowd? -OwO Who being ^w^ accus'd :3 a crafty >w< muwdewew, -His UwU guiwt shouwd >w< be uWu but OwO idwy >w< posted over, -xDD Because his OwO puwpose :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< executed. -Nyo; let him x3 die, in UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ fox, -By ^-^ nyatuwe ^w^ pwov'd OwO an enemy ^-^ to OwO the flock, -Before his :33 chaps >w< be :33 stain'd with :3 cwimson blood, -UwU As Humphwey, ^w^ pwov'd uWu by uWu weasons, ^-^ to my ^.^ wiege. -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand uWu on ^.^ quiwwets how ^-^ to ^.^ sway him; -Be ^.^ it uWu by ^.^ gins, uWu by :33 snyawes, uWu by uWu subtwety, ->w< Sweeping ^w^ ow ;;w;; waking, 'tis nyo matter ;;w;; how, -^w^ So ^.^ he >w< be >w< dead; uWu fow UwU that :3 is good deceit -^w^ Which ;;w;; mates him ^.^ fiwst UwU that ^.^ fiwst xDD intends :3 deceit. -x3 QUEEN. Thwice-nyobwe Suffowk, 'tis OwO wesowutewy spoke. -SUFFOLK. :3 Nyot resolute, ^-^ except OwO so >w< much ;;w;; wewe >_< donye, ->_< Fow >w< things awe >_< often xDD spoke ÚwÚ and uWu sewdom meant; -But UwU that my OwO heawt UwU accowdeth with my tongue, ->_< Seeing OwO the deed :3 is ^-^ mewitowious, -And ^-^ to OwO pwesewve my x3 suvweign ^-^ fwom his OwO foe, -Say uWu but OwO the ;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >w< be his pwiest. -CARDINAL. But I would ^.^ have him OwO dead, my Wowd >_> of Suffowk, -Ewe you can UwU take :3 due orders uWu fow :3 a xDD pwiest; -Say you consent ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ censuwe ;;w;; weww OwO the deed, -And I'll :3 pwovide his x3 executionyew- -I >w< tendew OwO so OwO the >_> safety >_> of my ^.^ wiege. -SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my hand OwO the deed :3 is >w< wowthy doing. -x3 QUEEN. And OwO so uWu say :3 I. -^.^ YOWK. And :3 I. And :3 nyow ^-^ we three ^.^ have xDD spoke it, -^w^ It xDD skiwws ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy ^-^ who ^w^ impugns ^-^ ouw >w< doom. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_< POST - -POST. Great x3 wowds, ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand x3 am I come ;;w;; amain -ÚwÚ To signify UwU that rebels there awe OwO up -And >w< put OwO the :3 Engwishmen x3 unto OwO the ^w^ swowd. ->_> Send >w< succouws, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and xDD stop OwO the ;;w;; wage :33 betime, -Before OwO the x3 wound ^-^ do gwow xDD uncuwabwe; ->_< Fow, being x3 gween, there :3 is gweat >w< hope >_> of uWu hewp. -CARDINAL. OwO A :33 bweach UwU that x3 cwaves :3 a uWu quick OwO expedient stop! -What counsew ^w^ give you in :3 this ^-^ weighty cause? -^.^ YOWK. :33 That Somerset >w< be x3 sent as x3 Wegent :33 thithew; -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet UwU that wucky OwO wuwew >w< be xDD empwoy'd, ->_> Witnyess OwO the >_> fowtunye ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had in OwO Fwance. -SOMEWSET. >w< If Yowk, with >w< aww his UwU faw-fet ÚwÚ powicy, -Had >_< been OwO the x3 Wegent there :33 instead >_> of uWu me, -ÚwÚ He never would ^.^ have :33 stay'd in Fwance OwO so UwU wong. -^.^ YOWK. No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wose ^.^ it >w< aww as :3 thou x3 hast >w< donye. -I wathew would ^.^ have lost my life uWu betimes ->w< Than bwing :3 a >_> buwden >_> of ^-^ dishonyouw UwU home -By ^w^ staying there OwO so wong ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww ;;w;; wewe xDD wost. -Show me ^-^ onye >_> scaw chawactew'd uWu on >w< thy >_< skin: -ÚwÚ Men's ^.^ fwesh :33 pwesewv'd OwO so xDD whowe ^-^ do uWu sewdom win. -x3 QUEEN. Nyay then, :3 this ^w^ spawk uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_< waging fire, ->w< If ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and fuel >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to :33 feed ^.^ it with; -:3 Nyo :3 mowe, good Yowk; ^w^ sweet >w< Somewset, >w< be ^.^ stiww. -x3 Thy OwO fowtunye, Yowk, xDD hadst :3 thou >_< been x3 Wegent there, -OwO Might UwU happiwy ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd :3 faw >_< wowse than ^-^ his. -^.^ YOWK. >_> What, >_< wowse than nyought? ;;w;; Nyay, then :3 a ÚwÚ shame UwU take all! -SOMEWSET. And in OwO the ^w^ nyumbew, ÚwÚ thee UwU that :33 wishest OwO shame! -CARDINAL. UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, twy what >_> youw >_> fowtunye is. -^-^ Th' >_< unciviw UwU kewns >_> of >_< Iwewand awe in ÚwÚ awms -And uWu tempew >w< cway with UwU bwood >_> of ^w^ Engwishmen; -ÚwÚ To >_< Iwewand uWu wiww you ;;w;; wead :3 a >_< band >_> of ^-^ men, -Collected choicely, ^-^ fwom OwO each uWu county some, -And twy >_> youw :3 hap x3 against OwO the ^-^ Iwishmen? -^.^ YOWK. I wiww, my lord, OwO so >w< pwease his Majesty. -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ ouw authowity :3 is his ^.^ consent, -And what ^-^ we ^-^ do establish ^.^ he confiwms; ->_> Then, x3 nyobwe Yowk, UwU take :3 thou :3 this ^w^ task in hand. -^.^ YOWK. I x3 am >w< content; :3 pwovide me soldiers, x3 wowds, -ÚwÚ Whiwes I UwU take owdew uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU affaiws. -SUFFOLK. OwO A chawge, Wowd Yowk, UwU that I uWu wiww UwU see pewfowm'd. -But :3 nyow xDD wetuwn ^-^ we ^-^ to OwO the false UwU Duke Humphwey. -CARDINAL. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of him; uWu fow I uWu wiww ^-^ deaw with him -:33 That ^w^ hencefowth ^.^ he uWu shaww twoubwe OwO us nyo more. -And OwO so >_< bweak off; OwO the :3 day :3 is ^w^ awmost >w< spent. -Wowd Suffowk, you ÚwÚ and I >w< must talk >_> of UwU that >_> event. -^.^ YOWK. UwU My Wowd >_> of Suffowk, within fouwteen >_< days -^.^ At ^-^ Bwistow I OwO expect my UwU sowdiews; ->_< Fow there I'll ;;w;; ship them >w< aww uWu fow >_< Iwewand. -SUFFOLK. I'll UwU see ^.^ it ^.^ twuwy >_< donye, my Wowd >_> of ^w^ Yowk. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but YORK -^.^ YOWK. Nyow, Yowk, ^w^ ow OwO nyevew, >_< steew >w< thy xDD feawfuw >_> thoughts -And >_> change misdoubt ^-^ to wesowution; -Be UwU that :3 thou >_> hop'st ^-^ to ^w^ be; ^w^ ow what :3 thou art -;;w;; Wesign ^-^ to >_> death- ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth th' :33 enjoying. ->_> Wet ^.^ pawe-fac'd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ keep with OwO the uWu mean-bown man -And find nyo OwO hawbouw in :3 a :33 woyaw ÚwÚ heawt. -:33 Fastew than spwing-time :3 show'ws comes ^w^ thought uWu on thought, -And ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ thought uWu but OwO thinks uWu on dignyity. -UwU My ^-^ bwain, ^-^ mowe busy than OwO the >_> wabouwing OwO spidew, -^w^ Weaves >w< tedious snyawes ^-^ to twap >_< minye enyemies. -Weww, nobles, well, 'tis >_> powiticwy x3 donye -ÚwÚ To ^-^ send me >_< packing with OwO an host >_> of ^-^ men. -I ;;w;; feaw me you uWu but warm OwO the starved snake, -Who, >_> chewish'd in >_> youw >_< bweasts, uWu wiww sting >_> youw ^-^ heawts. -ÚwÚ 'Twas x3 men I ;;w;; wack'd, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww ^w^ give them me; -I UwU take ^.^ it kindly. >_> Yet >w< be ;;w;; weww assur'd -You >w< put shawp weapons in :3 a x3 madman's hands. -ÚwÚ Whiwes I in >_< Iwewand :33 nyouwish :3 a :3 mighty ^-^ band, -I uWu wiww :33 stiw OwO up in ^.^ Engwand >w< some bwack :3 stowm -:33 Shaww blow >w< ten ^w^ thousand souws ^-^ to >w< heaven ^w^ ow x3 heww; -And :3 this feww ^w^ tempest uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO cease ^-^ to ;;w;; wage -^.^ Untiw OwO the gowden ^.^ ciwcuit uWu on my uWu head, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gwowious ^w^ sun's :33 twanspawent UwU beams, -Do UwU cawm OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of :3 this UwU mad-bwed ÚwÚ fwaw. -And uWu fow :3 a >_< minyistew >_> of my ^.^ intent -I ^.^ have ^w^ seduc'd :3 a headstwong Kentishman, -uWu John ;;w;; Cade >_> of >_> Ashfowd, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_< commotion, as :33 fuww ;;w;; weww ^.^ he ^-^ can, -^.^ Undew OwO the >_< tide >_> of uWu John >w< Mowtimew. -UwU In >_< Iwewand ^.^ have I uWu seen :3 this :3 stubbown ;;w;; Cade -Oppose ^-^ himsewf x3 against :3 a >_< twoop >_> of kerns, -And xDD fought OwO so wong tiff UwU that his ^.^ thighs with ÚwÚ dawts -Were ^w^ awmost >_< wike :3 a sharp-quill'd :33 powpentinye; -And in OwO the ^-^ end being rescu'd, I ^.^ have uWu seen -:3 Him caper UwU upwight >_< wike :3 a wiwd >w< Mowisco, -Shaking OwO the bwoody ÚwÚ dawts as ^.^ he his ^w^ bewws. ->w< Fuww UwU often, >_< wike :3 a shag-hair'd crafty :3 kewn, -;;w;; Hath ^.^ he convewsed with OwO the enemy, -And undiscover'd come ^-^ to me UwU again -And >w< given me nyotice >_> of theiw villainies. -:3 This ^w^ deviw here uWu shaww >w< be my x3 substitute; ->_< Fow UwU that uWu John ^-^ Mowtimew, ;;w;; which :3 nyow :3 is OwO dead, -UwU In ;;w;; face, in ^-^ gait, in speech, ^.^ he doth xDD wesembwe. -By :3 this I uWu shaww pewceive OwO the uWu commons' UwU mind, -OwO How uWu they :3 affect OwO the house ÚwÚ and OwO cwaim >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -Say ^.^ he >w< be >w< taken, ;;w;; wack'd, ÚwÚ and towtuwed; -I xDD knyow nyo pain uWu they can uWu infwict x3 upon him -uWu Wiww ^-^ make him uWu say I ;;w;; mov'd him ^-^ to x3 those arms. -Say UwU that ^.^ he thrive, as 'tis gweat >_< wike ^.^ he wiww, -ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand come I with my UwU stwength, -And :33 weap OwO the hawvest ;;w;; which UwU that >w< wascaw ;;w;; sow'd; ->_< Fow :33 Humphwey being OwO dead, as ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ be, -And ^-^ Henwy >w< put apawt, OwO the next uWu fow >_> me. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -UwU Buwy UwU St. ^-^ Edmunds. OwO A :3 woom >_> of OwO state - -x3 Entew two ^w^ ow three >_< MUWDEWEWS x3 wunnying xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, -^-^ fwom OwO the murder >_> of DUKE >w< HUMPHWEY - -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Wun ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of Suffolk; let him xDD knyow -We ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd OwO the Duke, as ^.^ he ^w^ commanded. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :3 O UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< do! What ^.^ have ^-^ we ;;w;; donye? ->w< Didst >w< evew hear :3 a man OwO so penyitent? - -x3 Entew x3 SUFFOWK - -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Hewe comes my :33 wowd. -SUFFOLK. Nyow, ;;w;; siws, ^.^ have you :33 dispatch'd :3 this thing? -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >w< Ay, my good lord, :33 he's UwU dead. -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. Go, >_< get you ^-^ to my >_< house; -I uWu wiww reward you uWu fow :3 this venturous :3 deed. -The UwU King ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 peews awe here at hand. ->_< Have you >_> waid fair OwO the >_> bed? ^-^ Is >w< aww >w< things well, ->_> Accowding as I >_> gave *sighs* diwections? -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO 'Tis, my good :33 wowd. -SUFFOLK. xDD Away! >w< be gone. >_< Exeunt >_< MUWDEWEWS - -Sound trumpets. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, OwO the QUEEN, -uWu CAWDINyAW, x3 SOMEWSET, with attendants - -KING HENRY. uWu Go caww ^-^ ouw uncwe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 pwesence ;;w;; stwaight; -Say ^-^ we intend ^-^ to twy his OwO Gwace UwU to-day, ->w< If ^.^ he >w< be guilty, as 'tis >_> pubwished. -SUFFOLK. I'll caww him presently, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. Exit -KING HENRY. >w< Wowds, UwU take >_> youw ÚwÚ pwaces; :3 and, I pray you aww, -x3 Pwoceed nyo straiter >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw uncwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ->w< Than ^-^ fwom OwO twue ^-^ evidence, >_> of good ;;w;; esteem, -ÚwÚ He >w< be approv'd in practice culpable. -x3 QUEEN. :3 God fowbid ^-^ any ;;w;; mawice shouwd :33 pwevaiw -:33 That fauwtwess ^-^ may condemn :3 a :3 nyobweman! -;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he ^-^ may x3 acquit him >_> of OwO suspicion! -KING HENRY. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Meg; ^.^ these uWu wowds ^.^ content me ^w^ much. - -;;w;; We-entew x3 SUFFOWK - -OwO How nyow! UwU Why wook'st :3 thou UwU pawe? UwU Why xDD twembwest thou? -:3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ ouw uncle? What's OwO the matter, Suffowk? -SUFFOLK. Dead in his :33 bed, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is UwU dead. -x3 QUEEN. x3 Mawwy, :3 God >w< fowfend! -CARDINAL. God's >w< secwet judgment! I >_> did ^-^ dweam ^.^ to-nyight -The UwU Duke ÚwÚ was OwO dumb ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. -UwU [The KING >_< swoons] -x3 QUEEN. OwO How fares my UwU wowd? :3 Hewp, UwU wowds! The UwU King :3 is UwU dead. -SOMEWSET. Rear OwO up his body; wwing him uWu by OwO the >_< nyose. -x3 QUEEN. Wun, ÚwÚ go, help, :33 hewp! :3 O Henry, ;;w;; ope UwU thinye >_> eyes! -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ He doth revive ÚwÚ again; UwU madam, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. -^w^ KING. :3 O ^w^ heavenwy God! -x3 QUEEN. OwO How fares my >_< gwacious UwU wowd? -SUFFOLK. >w< Comfowt, my suvweign! xDD Gwacious Henry, xDD comfowt! -KING HENRY. >_> What, doth my Wowd >_> of >_> Suffowk comfort x3 me? -Came ^.^ he ^.^ wight :3 nyow ^-^ to sing :3 a >_> waven's nyote, -uWu Whose dismaw xDD tunye >_> beweft my uWu vitaw ^.^ pow'ws; -And OwO thinks ^.^ he UwU that OwO the xDD chiwping >_> of :3 a wwen, -By cwying comfort ^-^ fwom :3 a >w< howwow ^w^ bweast, -^w^ Can ^.^ chase away OwO the ^.^ fiwst :33 conceived sound? -:33 Hide ^.^ nyot >w< thy :3 poison with such xDD sug'wed :33 wowds; ->w< Way ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ hands uWu on me; forbear, I ÚwÚ say, -Their ^.^ touch affwights me as :3 a serpent's sting. -Thou xDD bawefuw x3 messengew, >_< out >_> of my uWu sight! -:3 Upon >w< thy eye-bawws UwU muwdewous ^w^ tywanny -^w^ Sits in >w< gwim majesty ^-^ to OwO fwight OwO the world. -Wook ^.^ nyot x3 upon uWu me, uWu fow UwU thinye eyes awe :33 wounding; ->_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< go away; xDD come, x3 basiwisk, -And :33 kiww OwO the innyocent >w< gazew with >w< thy :33 sight; ->_< Fow in OwO the shade >_> of death I uWu shaww find OwO joy- -UwU In life uWu but double death,'now :33 Gwoucestew's UwU dead. -x3 QUEEN. UwU Why ^-^ do you ^.^ wate my Wowd >_> of >_> Suffowk ^.^ thus? -UwU Awthough OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ was enemy ^-^ to ^w^ him, ->_> Yet ^.^ he UwU most Christian-like laments his ^w^ death; -And uWu fow ^-^ mysewf- ÚwÚ foe as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 me- -OwO Might :3 wiquid >_< teaws, ^w^ ow heart-offending :3 gwoans, -Ow >w< bwood-consuming ;;w;; sighs, >_> wecaww his xDD wife, -I would >w< be uWu bwind with :3 weeping, uWu sick with :3 gwoans, -Wook OwO pawe as >w< pwimwose with UwU bwood-dwinking ;;w;; sighs, -And >w< aww ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> awive. -What xDD knyow I how OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may ^.^ deem >_> of x3 me? ->_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is OwO knyown ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu but >w< howwow xDD fwiends: -^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be judg'd I :3 made OwO the UwU Duke away; -^w^ So uWu shaww my name with ;;w;; swandew's :33 tongue >w< be ^-^ wounded, -And ^-^ pwinces' couwts >w< be fill'd with my reproach. -:3 This >_< get I uWu by his :33 death. ^w^ Ay uWu me, xDD unhappy! -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a queen ÚwÚ and xDD cwown'd with ;;w;; infamy! -KING HENRY. xDD Ah, >_> woe :3 is me uWu fow ^-^ Gwoucestew, wwetched ^w^ man! -x3 QUEEN. Be >_> woe uWu fow uWu me, ^-^ mowe wwetched than ^.^ he is. ->_> What, OwO dost :3 thou xDD tuwn ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and hide >w< thy face? -I x3 am nyo ^-^ woathsome wepew- ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> me. ->_> What, art :3 thou >_< wike OwO the x3 addew waxen ^.^ deaf? -Be poisonyous UwU too, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww >w< thy >w< fowwown Queen. -^-^ Is >w< aww >w< thy comfort OwO shut in :33 Gwoucestew's ÚwÚ tomb? -ÚwÚ Why, then Dame >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew >w< thy OwO joy. -Erect his >_> statue ÚwÚ and wowship it, -And ^-^ make my ^.^ image uWu but OwO an alehouse :3 sign. ->_> Was I uWu fow :3 this uWu nyigh wreck'd x3 upon OwO the >_< sea, -And ^w^ twice uWu by >_> awkwawd ^.^ wind ^-^ fwom England's bank -ÚwÚ Dwuv xDD back UwU again x3 unto my ÚwÚ nyative cwime? -What ^-^ boded :3 this uWu but ;;w;; weww-fowewawnying ^.^ wind -OwO Did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu say >_> 'Seek ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ scowpion's nyest, -Nyow xDD set nyo >w< footing uWu on :3 this UwU unkind showe'? -What >_> did I then uWu but :33 cuws'd OwO the gentwe uWu gusts, -And ^.^ he UwU that woos'd them :3 fowth theiw brazen ^-^ caves; -And ;;w;; bid them blow towards England's bwessed shore, -Ow xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw >w< stewn x3 upon :3 a dreadful >w< wock? ->_> Yet Aeowus would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a >w< muwdewew, -But weft UwU that ^-^ hatefuw >w< office x3 unto thee. -The >_> pwetty-vauwting ÚwÚ sea wefus'd ^-^ to drown uWu me, -:33 Knyowing UwU that :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have me ÚwÚ dwown'd uWu on showe -x3 With ;;w;; teaws as salt as ÚwÚ sea OwO thwough >w< thy unkindness; -The splitting wocks x3 cow'w'd in OwO the sinking sands -And would ^.^ nyot :3 dash me with theiw ^.^ wagged :3 sides, -xDD Because >w< thy xDD fwinty xDD heawt, ^-^ mowe ^-^ hawd than uWu they, -OwO Might in >w< thy :33 pawace pewish ^.^ Mawgawet. -UwU As :3 faw as I :33 couwd ken >w< thy chawky >_> cwiffs, -When ^-^ fwom >w< thy showe OwO the ^w^ tempest beat OwO us ^w^ back, -I ÚwÚ stood x3 upon OwO the >_< hatches in OwO the storm; -And when OwO the dusky OwO sky >_< began ^-^ to x3 wob -UwU My eawnyest-gaping OwO sight >_> of >w< thy land's OwO view, -I took :3 a costly >_> jewew ^-^ fwom my ^.^ nyeck- -OwO A OwO heawt ^.^ it OwO was, bound in with uWu diamonds- -And >w< thwew ^.^ it towards >w< thy land. The ÚwÚ sea receiv'd xDD it; -And OwO so I :33 wish'd >w< thy ÚwÚ body UwU might my ÚwÚ heawt. -And x3 even with :3 this I lost fair England's OwO view, -And ;;w;; bid >_< minye eyes >w< be >_< packing with my xDD heawt, -And xDD caww'd them uWu bwind ÚwÚ and dusky >w< spectacwes ->_< Fow >w< wosing ken >_> of Albion's ÚwÚ wished x3 coast. -OwO How >_< often ^.^ have I OwO tempted Suffowk's tongue- -The uWu agent >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; fouw inconstancy- -ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and :3 witch uWu me, as >_> Ascanyius >_> did -When ^.^ he ^-^ to ÚwÚ madding >_< Dido would ^-^ unfowd -His >_< fathew's acts commenc'd in burning x3 Twoy! -OwO Am I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; witch'd >_< wike uWu hew? Ow :3 thou ^.^ nyot false >_< wike OwO him? -^w^ Ay uWu me, I can nyo ;;w;; mowe! ^w^ Die, Margaret, ->_< Fow ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ weeps UwU that :3 thou OwO dost live OwO so UwU wong. - -Nyoise within. x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, >w< SAWISBUWY, -ÚwÚ and many x3 commons - -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ It :3 is xDD wepowted, :3 mighty suvweign, -:33 That good UwU Duke :33 Humphwey twaitowouswy :3 is muwd'wed -By >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and OwO the Cawdinyaw x3 Beaufowt's ^w^ means. -The commons, >_< wike OwO an :3 angwy ^.^ hive >_> of ^w^ bees -:33 That UwU want theiw uWu weadew, scatter OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down -And cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ who uWu they sting in his wevenge. -Myself ^.^ have calm'd theiw spweenfuw UwU mutiny -^.^ Untiw uWu they hear OwO the owdew >_> of his :33 death. -KING HENRY. :33 That ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, good UwU Wawwick, 'tis xDD too true; -But how ^.^ he ;;w;; died :3 God knows, ^.^ nyot ^.^ Henwy. -x3 Entew his chambew, view his :33 bweathwess xDD cowpse, -And :33 comment then x3 upon his ^w^ sudden :33 death. -:3 WAWWICK. :33 That uWu shaww I uWu do, my ^.^ wiege. >w< Stay, >w< Sawisbuwy, -x3 With OwO the wude ÚwÚ muwtitude ÚwÚ tiww I ^w^ wetuwn. Exit -Exit SALISBURY with OwO the x3 commons -KING HENRY. :3 O Thou UwU that xDD judgest >w< aww OwO things, stay my >_< thoughts- -UwU My >_> thoughts UwU that >_< wabouw ^-^ to >_< pewsuade my ^w^ souw -uWu Some viowent ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe >_> waid uWu on ;;w;; Humphwey's life! ->w< If my :3 suspect >w< be fawse, forgive uWu me, ÚwÚ God; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ judgment only doth belong ^-^ to ;;w;; Thee. -;;w;; Fain would I >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; chafe his paly lips -x3 With twenty ^w^ thousand OwO kisses ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ dwain -:3 Upon his ;;w;; face OwO an :33 ocean >_> of salt ;;w;; teaws -ÚwÚ To tell my love x3 unto his OwO dumb xDD deaf uWu twunk; -And with my fingers ;;w;; feew his hand un-feewing; -But >w< aww in vain awe ^.^ these UwU mean ;;w;; obsequies; -And ^-^ to >w< suwvey his UwU dead ÚwÚ and earthy ^-^ image, -What ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ make my UwU sowwow greater? - -Bed >w< put :3 fowth with OwO the ÚwÚ body. x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK - -:3 WAWWICK. Come hithew, >_< gwacious suvweign, view :3 this ÚwÚ body. -KING HENRY. :33 That :3 is ^-^ to UwU see how ^-^ deep my grave :3 is ^w^ made; ->_< Fow with his ^w^ souw xDD fwed >w< aww my :33 wowwdwy >w< sowace, ->_< Fow, >_< seeing ^w^ him, I UwU see my life in :33 death. -:3 WAWWICK. UwU As ^w^ suwewy as my ^w^ souw xDD intends ^-^ to live -x3 With UwU that ;;w;; dwead UwU King UwU that took ^-^ ouw OwO state x3 upon :3 Him -ÚwÚ To free OwO us ^-^ fwom his ^-^ Fathew's xDD wwathfuw curse, -I ^-^ do believe UwU that viowent ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe >_> waid -:3 Upon OwO the life >_> of :3 this OwO thwice-famed >_> Duke. -SUFFOLK. OwO A dreadful ^-^ oath, sworn with :3 a sowemn uWu tongue! -What instance gives Wowd Warwick uWu fow his >_> vow? -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ See how OwO the UwU bwood :3 is ;;w;; settwed in his face. -Oft ^.^ have I uWu seen :3 a UwU timewy-pawted ^.^ ghost, -x3 Of x3 ashy sembwance, meagre, pawe, ÚwÚ and :3 bwoodwess, ->_> Being >w< aww descended ^-^ to OwO the >_> wabouwing xDD heawt, -Who, in OwO the conflict UwU that ^.^ it howds with >_< death, -uWu Attwacts OwO the >_> same uWu fow aidance >w< 'gainst OwO the enemy, -^w^ Which with OwO the OwO heawt there ÚwÚ coows, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew OwO wetuwnyeth -ÚwÚ To x3 bwush ÚwÚ and :33 beautify OwO the ^-^ cheek again. -But >_> see, his ;;w;; face :3 is bwack ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of bwood; -His eye-bawws further >_< out than when ^.^ he liv'd, -Stawing :33 fuww ghastwy >_< wike :3 a stwangwed >w< man; -His >_< haiw uprear'd, his nostrils stwetch'd with struggling; -His ^.^ hands ÚwÚ abwoad display'd, as ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; gwasp'd -And tugg'd uWu fow xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was uWu by OwO stwength ^-^ subdu'd. -Look, uWu on OwO the sheets his >_> haiw, you >_> see, :3 is >_< sticking; -His UwU weww-pwopowtion'd beard :3 made xDD wough ÚwÚ and rugged, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ summew's >w< cown uWu by ^w^ tempest >_< wodged. -^w^ It cannyot >w< be uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was muwd'wed ^-^ hewe: -The :33 weast >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these signs ;;w;; wewe x3 pwobabwe. -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, ^-^ who shouwd ^-^ do OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ to UwU death? -Myself ÚwÚ and x3 Beaufowt xDD had him in pwotection; -And >_> we, I hope, ;;w;; siw, awe nyo ^w^ muwdewews. -:3 WAWWICK. But uWu both >_> of you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ vow'd UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's >_> foes; -And you, :33 fowsooth, xDD had OwO the good UwU Duke ^-^ to keep. -^.^ 'Tis >_< wike you would ^.^ nyot feast him >_< wike :3 a :3 fwiend; -And 'tis ;;w;; weww uWu seen ^.^ he ;;w;; found OwO an enyemy. -x3 QUEEN. ;;w;; Then you, ;;w;; bewike, :3 suspect ^.^ these ÚwÚ nyobwemen -UwU As OwO guiwty >_> of UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's ^.^ timewess :33 death. -:3 WAWWICK. OwO Who ^.^ finds OwO the ^w^ heifew UwU dead ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweeding fresh, -And >_> sees fast uWu by :3 a butchew with OwO an ^w^ axe, -But uWu wiww :3 suspect 'twas ^.^ he UwU that :3 made OwO the slaughter? -OwO Who ^.^ finds OwO the ^.^ pawtwidge in OwO the UwU puttock's ^w^ nyest -But ^-^ may ÚwÚ imaginye how OwO the biwd ÚwÚ was OwO dead, -UwU Awthough OwO the xDD kite soaw with ;;w;; unbwoodied xDD beak? ->_< Even OwO so suspicious :3 is :3 this tragedy. -x3 QUEEN. uWu Awe you OwO the uWu butchew, Suffowk? Where's >_> youw knife? -^-^ Is x3 Beaufowt term'd :3 a >_> kite? :3 Whewe awe his uWu tawons? -SUFFOLK. I wear nyo :33 knyife ^-^ to slaughter sweeping ^w^ men; -But >w< hewe's :3 a vengefuw ;;w;; swowd, ;;w;; wusted with ease, -:33 That uWu shaww >w< be >_> scouwed in his x3 wancowous OwO heawt -:33 That swandews me with muwdew's :3 cwimson ÚwÚ badge. -Say ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, >_> pwoud Wowd >_> of Wawwickshiwe, -:33 That I x3 am faulty in UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's :33 death. ->_< Exeunt uWu CAWDINyAW, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews -:3 WAWWICK. What dawes ^.^ nyot UwU Wawwick, ^-^ if false >_> Suffowk dare OwO him? -x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ He dawes ^.^ nyot UwU cawm his contumelious ^.^ spiwit, -Nyow OwO cease ^-^ to >w< be OwO an awwogant OwO contwowwew, -^-^ Though >_> Suffowk dare him twenty ^w^ thousand x3 times. -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Madam, >w< be ^.^ stiww- with uWu wevewence ^-^ may I ^w^ say; ->_< Fow every >_> wowd you speak in his behawf -^-^ Is :3 swandew ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw dignyity. -SUFFOLK. Bwunt-witted lord, ^-^ ignyobwe in demeanyouw, ->w< If >w< evew wady wrong'd xDD hew lord OwO so xDD much, -x3 Thy mothew took OwO into xDD hew ^.^ bwamefuw bed -uWu Some >w< stewn :33 untutow'd churl, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe >w< stock ->_> Was x3 gwaft with crab-tree slip, uWu whose fwuit :3 thou :3 awt, -And never >_> of OwO the Nyeviws' x3 nyobwe uWu wace. -:3 WAWWICK. But UwU that OwO the UwU guiwt >_> of murder :33 buckwews ^.^ thee, -And I shouwd x3 wob OwO the >_> deathsman >_> of his uWu fee, -:3 Quitting ÚwÚ thee ^.^ theweby >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ shames, -And UwU that my >_< suvweign's :3 pwesence makes me >_< miwd, -I ÚwÚ wouwd, false x3 muwd'wous xDD cowawd, uWu on >w< thy knee -UwU Make ÚwÚ thee UwU beg pawdon uWu fow >w< thy x3 passed OwO speech -And uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< thy mothew UwU that :3 thou ^-^ meant'st, -:33 That :3 thou thyself ÚwÚ was :3 bown in bastardy; -And, aftew >w< aww :3 this xDD feawfuw homage >_< donye, ->w< Give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy ÚwÚ hiwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ send >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to >_< heww, ->_< Pewnyicious bwood-suckew >_> of sweeping ^-^ men. -SUFFOLK. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ^.^ waking >_< whiwe I shed >w< thy blood, ->w< If ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 pwesence :3 thou :33 daw'st >w< go with >_> me. -:3 WAWWICK. :3 Away x3 even nyow, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww drag ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. ->w< Unwowthy >w< though :3 thou :3 awt, I'll :33 cope with ^.^ thee, -And ^-^ do >w< some service ^-^ to UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's UwU ghost. ->_< Exeunt x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and uWu WAWWICK -KING HENRY. What stronger breastplate than :3 a OwO heawt xDD untainted? ->w< Thwice :3 is ^.^ he UwU awm'd UwU that ;;w;; hath his >_< quawwew just; -And ^.^ he uWu but naked, >w< though wock'd OwO up in steel, -uWu Whose ;;w;; conscience with ^w^ injustice :3 is ^.^ cowwupted. -;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise ^w^ within] -x3 QUEEN. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? - -;;w;; We-entew x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and >w< WAWWICK, with theiw weapons :33 dwawn - -^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, x3 wowds, >_> youw xDD wwathfuw weapons :33 dwawn -;;w;; Hewe in ^-^ ouw OwO pwesence! >w< Dawe you >w< be OwO so bold? -ÚwÚ Why, what ÚwÚ tumuwtuous clamour ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? -SUFFOLK. The ^.^ twait'wous UwU Wawwick, with OwO the x3 men >_> of x3 Buwy, -ÚwÚ Set >w< aww x3 upon uWu me, :3 mighty sovereign. - -;;w;; We-entew SALISBURY - -SAWISBUWY. uWu [To OwO the ÚwÚ Commons ^w^ within] >w< Siws, ^.^ stand apawt, OwO the UwU King -uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> youw mind. -x3 Dwead lord, OwO the x3 commons ^-^ send you >_> wowd uWu by me ->_< Unwess Wowd >_> Suffowk straight >w< be x3 donye ^-^ to >_< death, -Ow >w< banyished fair England's xDD tewwitowies, -^.^ They uWu wiww uWu by violence >w< teaw him ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 pawace -And >_> towtuwe him with grievous ling'ring :33 death. -^.^ They uWu say uWu by him OwO the good UwU Duke :33 Humphwey ÚwÚ died; -^.^ They uWu say in him uWu they ;;w;; feaw >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ^w^ death; -And mere :33 instinct >_> of love ÚwÚ and ^w^ woyawty, ->_> Fwee ^-^ fwom :3 a :3 stubbown >w< opposite >_> intent, -UwU As being ^w^ thought ^-^ to contwadict >_> youw uWu wiking, -:3 Makes them ;;w;; thus :3 fowwawd in his banishment. -^.^ They ÚwÚ say, in cawe >_> of >_> youw UwU most :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson, -:33 That ^-^ if >_> youw Highness shouwd intend ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep -And chawge UwU that nyo man shouwd >_< distuwb >_> youw rest, -UwU In pain >_> of >_> youw :33 diswike ^w^ ow pain >_> of >_< death, -xDD Yet, x3 nyotwithstanding such :3 a OwO stwait ÚwÚ edict, -Were there :3 a sewpent uWu seen with ^-^ fowked :33 tongue -:33 That slily >_> gwided towards >_> youw uWu Majesty, -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe uWu but nyecessawy you ;;w;; wewe ^w^ wak'd, -OwO West, being suffer'd in UwU that harmful ÚwÚ swumbew, -The x3 mowtaw wowm UwU might ^-^ make OwO the ;;w;; sweep >_> etewnyaw. -And OwO thewefowe ^-^ do uWu they cwy, >w< though you forbid, -:33 That uWu they uWu wiww guawd you, whe'er you uWu wiww ^w^ ow no, -From such feww sewpents as false >_> Suffowk >_> is; -x3 With uWu whose envenyomed ÚwÚ and :33 fataw sting -Your :33 woving uncwe, twenty xDD times his ^.^ wowth, -^.^ They ÚwÚ say, :3 is shamefully >_> beweft >_> of wife. -x3 COMMONS. xDD [Within] An ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, my Wowd >_> of xDD Sawisbuwy! -SUFFOLK. ^.^ 'Tis >_< wike OwO the commons, wude unpowish'd uWu hinds, -Could ^-^ send such xDD message ^-^ to theiw UwU suvweign; -But you, my lord, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< be xDD empwoy'd, -ÚwÚ To show how OwO quaint OwO an OwO owatow you >_> awe. -But >w< aww OwO the uWu honyouw ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ;;w;; hath xDD won -^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO the lord ambassador -xDD Sent ^-^ fwom :3 a sort >_> of tinkers ^-^ to OwO the King. -x3 COMMONS. xDD [Within] An ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aww >_< bweak in! -KING HENRY. Go, >w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and tell them >w< aww ^-^ fwom me -I :3 thank them uWu fow theiw >w< tendew :33 woving care; -And xDD had I ^.^ nyot >_< been ^w^ cited OwO so uWu by ;;w;; them, ->_> Yet >_> did I OwO puwpose as uWu they ^-^ do :33 entweat; ->_< Fow ^w^ suwe my >_> thoughts ^-^ do houwwy pwophesy -:33 Mischance x3 unto my OwO state uWu by Suffowk's ^w^ means. -And OwO thewefowe uWu by His uWu Majesty I sweaw, -uWu Whose :3 faw unworthy uWu deputy I OwO am, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot bweathe ÚwÚ infection in :3 this ÚwÚ aiw -But three >_< days longer, uWu on OwO the pain >_> of :33 death. -Exit SALISBURY -x3 QUEEN. :3 O Henry, let me >w< pwead uWu fow gentwe ^-^ Suffowk! -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Ungentwe uWu Queen, ^-^ to caww him gentwe ^-^ Suffowk! -:3 Nyo :3 mowe, I ^w^ say; ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost >w< pwead uWu fow ^w^ him, -Thou xDD wiwt uWu but ÚwÚ add OwO incwease x3 unto my :3 wwath. -Had I uWu but said, I would ^.^ have ^-^ kept my ^w^ wowd; -But when I sweaw, ^.^ it :3 is iwwevocabwe. ->w< If aftew three OwO days' space :3 thou here be'st ;;w;; found -uWu On ^-^ any gwound UwU that I x3 am OwO wuwew :33 of, -The x3 wowwd uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wansom uWu fow >w< thy wife. -^w^ Come, UwU Wawwick, xDD come, good UwU Wawwick, >w< go with me; -I ^.^ have gweat mattews ^-^ to impawt ^-^ to thee. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK -x3 QUEEN. :33 Mischance ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow >w< go ÚwÚ awong with xDD you! -^-^ Heawt's discontent ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw affliction -Be pwayfewwows ^-^ to ^-^ keep you >_> company! -There's two >_> of OwO you; OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ make :3 a third, -And threefold ;;w;; vengeance tend x3 upon >_> youw steps! -SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Cease, gentwe uWu Queen, ^.^ these ^-^ execwations, -And let >w< thy >_> Suffowk UwU take his :33 heavy weave. -x3 QUEEN. :33 Fie, cowawd ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and soft-hearted >_< wwetch, -xDD Has :3 thou ^.^ nyot spirit ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse UwU thinye x3 enyemy? -SUFFOLK. OwO A pwague x3 upon them! >w< Whewefowe shouwd I ^w^ cuwse >w< them? -Wouwd cuwses :33 kiww as doth OwO the mandrake's groan, -I would ^.^ invent as :33 bittew searching terms, -UwU As uWu cuwst, as xDD hawsh, ÚwÚ and horrible ^-^ to OwO heaw, -;;w;; Dewivew'd stwongwy OwO thwough my uWu fixed x3 teeth, -x3 With :33 fuww as many signs >_> of >_> deadwy ^.^ hate, -UwU As lean-fac'd uWu Envy in xDD hew ^-^ woathsome UwU cave. -UwU My :33 tongue shouwd xDD stumbwe in >_< minye eawnyest x3 wowds, -Minye eyes shouwd >_> spawkwe >_< wike OwO the >_> beaten flint, -Minye >_< haiw >w< be xDD fix'd OwO an end, as ^-^ onye ^w^ distwact; ->w< Ay, every >_< joint shouwd ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse ÚwÚ and ban; -And x3 even :3 nyow my ;;w;; buwden'd OwO heawt would bweak, -;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ nyot ^w^ cuwse ^.^ them. OwO Poison >w< be theiw uWu dwink! -uWu Gaww, >_< wowse than :3 gaww, OwO the uWu daintiest UwU that uWu they taste! -Their x3 sweetest shade :3 a :3 gwuv >_> of UwU cypwess trees! -Their UwU chiefest OwO pwospect ;;w;; muwd'wing UwU basiwisks! -Their softest ^.^ touch as smawt as wizawds' stings! -Their music >w< fwightfuw as OwO the serpent's :3 hiss, -And boding screech-owls ^-^ make OwO the >w< consowt :33 fuww! ->w< aww OwO the ;;w;; fouw terrors in ^w^ dawk-seated xDD heww- -x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Enyough, ^w^ sweet Suffowk, :3 thou >w< towment'st thysewf; -And ^.^ these ;;w;; dwead ^.^ cuwses, >_< wike OwO the >_< sun >w< 'gainst glass, -Ow >_< wike OwO an overcharged :33 gun, uWu wecoiw, -And ;;w;; tuwns OwO the x3 fowce >_> of them x3 upon thysewf. -SUFFOLK. You bade me >_< ban, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww you ;;w;; bid me weave? -Nyow, uWu by OwO the gwound UwU that I x3 am banish'd ^w^ fwom, -^.^ Weww :33 couwd I ^w^ cuwse away :3 a wintew's night, -^-^ Though standing ^.^ nyaked uWu on :3 a ^.^ mountain :3 top -:3 Whewe >_> biting x3 cowd would never let :3 gwass >_< gwow, -And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it uWu but :3 a :3 minyute spent in sport. -x3 QUEEN. :33 O, let me entweat ÚwÚ thee cease! >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, -:33 That I ^-^ may OwO dew ^.^ it with my xDD mouwnfuw teaws; -Nyow let OwO the ;;w;; wain >_> of >w< heaven wet :3 this place -ÚwÚ To wash away my :3 woefuw xDD monyuments. -:33 O, :33 couwd :3 this ÚwÚ kiss >w< be ;;w;; pwinted in >w< thy ;;w;; hand, -:33 That :3 thou might'st ÚwÚ think x3 upon ^.^ these uWu by OwO the seal, -^.^ Thwough xDD whom :3 a ^w^ thousand sighs awe breath'd uWu fow thee! -UwU So, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, UwU that I ^-^ may xDD knyow my gwief; -^.^ 'Tis uWu but UwU suwmis'd whiwes :3 thou art standing >_> by, -UwU As ^-^ onye UwU that suwfeits >w< thinking uWu on :3 a :3 want. -I uWu wiww repeal ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; ow, >w< be ;;w;; weww assur'd, -Adventure ^-^ to >w< be >w< banyished mysewf; -And >w< banyished I OwO am, ^-^ if uWu but ^-^ fwom thee. -Go, speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me; x3 even :3 nyow >w< be gone. -:33 O, >w< go ^.^ nyot x3 yet! >_< Even ;;w;; thus two fwiends :33 condemn'd -E-Embwace, ÚwÚ and >w< kiss, ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< ten ^w^ thousand uWu weaves, -Loather :3 a ^-^ hundwed xDD times ^-^ to part than ^-^ die. ->_> Yet nyow, faweweww; ÚwÚ and faweweww life with thee! -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thus :3 is UwU poow >_> Suffowk >w< ten xDD times UwU banyished, ->w< Once uWu by OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and three xDD times ÚwÚ thwice uWu by ^.^ thee, -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ wand I cawe for, ^w^ wewt :3 thou thence; -OwO A x3 wiwdewnyess :3 is >w< popuwous enyough, -^w^ So >_> Suffowk xDD had >w< thy ^w^ heavenwy xDD company; ->_< Fow xDD whewe :3 thou :3 awt, there :3 is OwO the x3 wowwd itself, -x3 With every uWu sevewaw ^w^ pweasuwe in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -And xDD whewe :3 thou art ;;w;; nyot, desowation. -I can nyo mowe: Live :3 thou ^-^ to ^.^ joy >w< thy life; -Myself nyo ^.^ joy in UwU nyought uWu but UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ wiv'st. - -x3 Entew UwU VAUX - -x3 QUEEN. Whither :33 goes xDD Vaux OwO so ^w^ fast? What UwU nyews, I x3 pwithee? ->_< VAUX. ÚwÚ To signify x3 unto his uWu Majesty -:33 That Cawdinyaw x3 Beaufowt :3 is at point >_> of ^w^ death; ->_< Fow :33 suddenwy :3 a grievous sicknyess took him -:33 That makes him gasp, ÚwÚ and stare, ÚwÚ and catch OwO the :3 aiw, -Blaspheming God, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cuwsing x3 men uWu on xDD eawth. ->_< Sometime ^.^ he ÚwÚ tawks as ^-^ if UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's ghost -Were uWu by his ÚwÚ side; sometime ^.^ he calls OwO the UwU King -And whispers ^-^ to his ^w^ piwwow, as ^-^ to ^w^ him, -The >_> secwets >_> of his overcharged soul; -And I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to tell his uWu Majesty -:33 That x3 even :3 nyow ^.^ he x3 cwies ;;w;; awoud uWu fow >_> him. -x3 QUEEN. uWu Go tell :3 this :33 heavy xDD message ^-^ to OwO the King. Exit UwU VAUX -^w^ Ay UwU me! What :3 is :3 this world! What UwU nyews awe x3 these! -But xDD whewefowe >w< gwieve I at OwO an hour's UwU poow loss, -Omitting Suffowk's x3 exiwe, my >_< souw's OwO tweasuwe? -UwU Why only, Suffowk, mourn I ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ thee, -And with OwO the southern clouds >w< contend in teaws- -uWu Theiws uWu fow OwO the >w< eawth's increase, >_< minye uWu fow my UwU sowwows? -Nyow >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_< hence: OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 thou >_< knyow'st, :3 is UwU coming; ->w< If :3 thou >w< be ;;w;; found uWu by me; :3 thou art uWu but UwU dead. -SUFFOLK. >w< If I xDD depawt ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee I cannyot :3 wive; -And in >w< thy OwO sight ^-^ to x3 die, what ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ewse -But >_< wike :3 a >_> pweasant swumbew in >w< thy :3 wap? -;;w;; Hewe :33 couwd I bweathe my ^w^ souw OwO into OwO the :3 aiw, -UwU As mild ÚwÚ and gentwe as OwO the >_> cwadwe-babe -UwU Dying with >_> mothew's uWu dug :3 between :3 its lips; -Whewe, ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ sight, I shouwd >w< be >_< waging mad -And x3 cwy >_< out uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 cwose OwO up >_< minye >_> eyes, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee with >w< thy lips ^-^ to xDD stop my ^-^ mouth; -^w^ So shouldst :3 thou ;;w;; eithew xDD tuwn my fwying >_> souw, -Ow I shouwd bweathe ^.^ it OwO so OwO into >w< thy body, -And then ^.^ it uWu wiv'd in ^w^ sweet >_> Ewysium. -ÚwÚ To die uWu by ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; wewe uWu but ^-^ to die in :3 jest: -From ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to die ;;w;; wewe >_> towtuwe ^-^ mowe than :33 death. -:33 O, let me ÚwÚ stay, befall what ^-^ may befall! -x3 QUEEN. xDD Away! ^-^ Though pawting >w< be :3 a fretful corrosive, -^w^ It :3 is appwied ^-^ to :3 a >_> deathfuw wound. -ÚwÚ To UwU Fwance, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ Suffowk. >_> Wet me hear ^-^ fwom thee; ->_< Fow whereso'er :3 thou art in :3 this world's UwU gwobe -I'll ^.^ have OwO an xDD Iwis UwU that uWu shaww find ÚwÚ thee >_< out. -SUFFOLK. I ^.^ go. -x3 QUEEN. And UwU take my OwO heawt with thee. [She OwO kisses xDD him] -SUFFOLK. OwO A ^-^ jewew, wock'd OwO into OwO the woefull'st ^-^ cask -:33 That >w< evew >_> did contain :3 a xDD thing >_> of worth. ->_< Even as :3 a ^-^ spwitted bark, OwO so sunder >_< we: -:3 This uWu way ^-^ faww I ^-^ to :33 death. -x3 QUEEN. :3 This uWu way uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Wondon. ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW BEAUFORT'S ;;w;; bedchambew - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and >w< WAWWICK, ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW in bed - -KING HENRY. OwO How fares my UwU wowd? xDD Speak, Beaufort, ^-^ to >w< thy sovereign. -CARDINAL. >w< If :3 thou be'st ^.^ Death I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee England's tweasuwe, -^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase such another ^w^ iswand, -^w^ So :3 thou xDD wiwt let me live ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feew nyo >w< pain. -KING HENRY. xDD Ah, what :3 a >w< sign ^.^ it :3 is >_> of evil life -:3 Whewe >_> death's xDD appwoach :3 is uWu seen OwO so UwU tewwibwe! -:3 WAWWICK. Beaufort, ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy x3 suvweign ^-^ speaks ^-^ to thee. -CARDINAL. >_< Bwing me x3 unto my UwU twiaw when you uWu wiww. ->w< Died ^.^ he ^.^ nyot in his >_> bed? :3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he ^.^ die? -^w^ Can I ^-^ make x3 men live, whe'er uWu they uWu wiww ^w^ ow nyo? -:33 O, >_> towtuwe me nyo ;;w;; mowe! I uWu wiww uWu confess. -ÚwÚ Awive OwO again? ;;w;; Then show me xDD whewe ^.^ he >_> is; -I'll ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath nyo >_> eyes, OwO the ^.^ dust ;;w;; hath >_> bwinded ^.^ them. -^-^ Comb ;;w;; down his hair; look, xDD wook! ^.^ it ^-^ stands x3 upwight, -;;w;; Wike lime-twigs xDD set ^-^ to catch my >w< winged UwU souw! ->w< Give me >w< some drink; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO the apothecawy ->_< Bwing OwO the >w< stwong :3 poison UwU that I bought >_> of >_> him. -KING HENRY. :3 O Thou eternal >_> Muvw >_> of OwO the uWu heavens, -Wook with :3 a gentwe eye x3 upon :3 this ^w^ wwetch! -:33 O, beat away OwO the busy meddwing x3 fiend -:33 That lays >w< stwong ^w^ siege x3 unto :3 this wretch's >_> souw, -And ^-^ fwom his uWu bosom ÚwÚ puwge :3 this bwack despair! -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ See how OwO the >w< pangs >_> of death ^-^ do ^-^ make him grin -SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ Distuwb him ;;w;; nyot, let him xDD pass ;;w;; peaceabwy. -KING HENRY. xDD Peace ^-^ to his >_> souw, ^-^ if God's good ^w^ pweasuwe xDD be! -Wowd >_< Cawd'nyaw, ^-^ if :3 thou think'st uWu on >_< heaven's >_< bwiss, -Hold OwO up >w< thy ;;w;; hand, ^-^ make signal >_> of >w< thy :33 hope. -ÚwÚ He ^.^ dies, ÚwÚ and makes nyo UwU sign: :3 O God, forgive :3 him! -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ So OwO bad :3 a death :33 awgues :3 a monstrous wife. -KING HENRY. UwU Fowbeaw ^-^ to :33 judge, uWu fow ^-^ we awe ^-^ sinnyews all. -Close OwO up his >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain ^-^ cwose; -And let OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to meditation. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The >w< coast >_> of xDD Kent - -Awawum. OwO Fight at >_> sea. xDD Owdnyance :33 goes UwU off. x3 Entew :3 a LIEUTENANT, -:3 a OwO SHIPMASTEW ÚwÚ and his >w< MATE, ÚwÚ and :3 WAWTEW uWu WHITMOWE, with uWu saiwows; -x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and uWu othew GENTWEMEN, as prisoners - -WIEUTENyANT. The x3 gaudy, >_> bwabbing, ÚwÚ and wemowsefuw :3 day -^-^ Is crept OwO into OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the xDD sea; -And :3 nyow :3 woud-howwing wolves ;;w;; awouse OwO the UwU jades -:33 That drag OwO the ;;w;; twagic >_> mewanchowy >_< nyight; -OwO Who with theiw drowsy, swow, ÚwÚ and :33 fwagging x3 wings -x3 Cwip UwU dead xDD men's gwaves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom theiw ^-^ misty x3 jaws -ÚwÚ Bweathe ;;w;; fouw xDD contagious :3 dawknyess in OwO the air. -OwO Thewefowe bwing :3 fowth OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 pwize; ->_< Fow, UwU whiwst ^-^ ouw ^w^ pinnyace >_< anchows in OwO the Downs, -;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww uWu they ^-^ make theiw >_< wansom uWu on OwO the :33 sand, -Ow with theiw UwU bwood :33 stain :3 this ÚwÚ discowouwed UwU showe. -UwU Mastew, :3 this pwisonyew ^-^ fweewy ^w^ give I thee; -And :3 thou UwU that art his :33 mate ^-^ make ^w^ boot >_> of ^.^ this; -The xDD othew, Walter ^-^ Whitmowe, :3 is >w< thy ^w^ shawe. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What :3 is my wansom, :3 mastew, let me uWu knyow? -MASTER. OwO A ^w^ thousand cwowns, ^w^ ow ewse uWu way ;;w;; down >_> youw head. -OwO MATE. And OwO so >w< much uWu shaww you >_> give, ^w^ ow x3 off :33 goes ^w^ youws. -WIEUTENyANT. >_> What, ÚwÚ think you >w< much ^-^ to pay two ^w^ thousand cwowns, -And bear OwO the name ÚwÚ and powt >_> of ;;w;; gentwemen? -xDD Cut uWu both OwO the villains' thwoats- uWu fow die you shall; -The ;;w;; wives >_> of x3 those ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have lost in fight -Be counterpois'd with such :3 a :33 petty >_> sum! -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I'll ^w^ give it, uWu siw: ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe spawe my wife. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And OwO so uWu wiww OwO I, ÚwÚ and wwite UwU home uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. ->_< WHITMOWE. I lost >_< minye eye in x3 waying OwO the UwU pwize >_< aboawd, -uWu [To SUFFOLK] And ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ to wevenge it, ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ die; -And OwO so shouwd :33 these, ^-^ if I UwU might ^.^ have my uWu wiww. -WIEUTENyANT. Be ^.^ nyot OwO so wash; UwU take wansom, let him wive. -SUFFOLK. Wook uWu on my >_> Geowge, I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman: -OwO Wate me at what :3 thou >_< wiwt, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be >_< paid. ->_< WHITMOWE. And OwO so x3 am :3 I: my name :3 is Walter Whitmowe. -OwO How nyow! UwU Why start'st thou? >_> What, doth death >w< affwight? -SUFFOLK. x3 Thy name affwights uWu me, in uWu whose :33 sound :3 is :33 death. -OwO A ÚwÚ cunnying man >_> did calculate my biwth -And told me UwU that uWu by >w< watew I shouwd ^.^ die; ->_> Yet let ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >w< be >_> bwoody-minded; -x3 Thy name :3 is UwU Guawtiew, being >w< wightwy xDD sounded. ->_< WHITMOWE. Gualtier ^w^ ow ÚwÚ Wawtew, ;;w;; which ^.^ it :3 is I cawe nyot: -uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ yet >_> did base ^-^ dishonyouw bwuw ^-^ ouw name -But with ^-^ ouw >_< swowd ^-^ we ^.^ wip'd away OwO the >_> bwot; -:33 Thewefowe, when ÚwÚ mewchant-wike I ;;w;; seww ÚwÚ wevenge, -Broke >w< be my ;;w;; swowd, my ÚwÚ awms ^-^ town ÚwÚ and xDD defac'd, -And I pwocwaim'd :3 a cowawd OwO thwough OwO the world. -SUFFOLK. >w< Stay, ^-^ Whitmowe, uWu fow >w< thy pwisonyew :3 is :3 a ^w^ pwince, -The UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa Powe. ->_< WHITMOWE. The UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk muffwed OwO up in rags? -SUFFOLK. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ these ^.^ wags awe nyo part >_> of OwO the >_< Duke: -OwO Juv sometime went :33 disguis'd, ÚwÚ and x3 why ^.^ nyot x3 I? -WIEUTENyANT. But OwO Juv ÚwÚ was never slain, as :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU be. -SUFFOLK. Obscure ÚwÚ and >_> wowwy ^.^ swain, UwU King Henry's blood, -The honyouwabwe UwU bwood >_> of UwU Wancastew, -Must ^.^ nyot >w< be shed uWu by such :3 a >w< jaded >w< gwoom. -xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot kiss'd >w< thy hand ÚwÚ and held my >_< stiwwup, -ÚwÚ Baweheaded pwodded uWu by my foot-cloth OwO muwe, -And ^w^ thought ÚwÚ thee x3 happy when I shook my >_< head? -OwO How >_< often x3 hast :3 thou waited at my ^.^ cup, -OwO Fed ^-^ fwom my trencher, uWu knyeew'd ;;w;; down at OwO the board, -When I ^.^ have :33 feasted with Queen Margaret? -Wemembew it, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_> cwestfaww'n, ->w< Ay, ÚwÚ and allay ;;w;; thus >w< thy abortive :33 pwide, -OwO How in ^-^ ouw OwO voiding-wobby x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ stood -And duwy waited uWu fow my UwU coming fowth. -:3 This hand >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath :3 wwit in >w< thy :3 behawf, -And OwO thewefowe uWu shaww ^.^ it chawm >w< thy riotous OwO tongue. ->_< WHITMOWE. xDD Speak, x3 Captain, uWu shaww I :33 stab OwO the >w< fowwown uWu swain? -WIEUTENyANT. >w< Fiwst let my uWu wowds :33 stab ^w^ him, as ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> me. -SUFFOLK. xDD Base slave, >w< thy uWu wowds awe uWu bwunt, ÚwÚ and OwO so art >w< thou. -WIEUTENyANT. uWu Convey him hence, ÚwÚ and uWu on ^-^ ouw >_< wongboat's >_> side -Stwike x3 off his head. -SUFFOLK. Thou :33 daw'st ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow >w< thy >w< own. -WIEUTENyANT. >_> Poowe! -SUFFOLK. Poole? -WIEUTENyANT. >w< Ay, ^w^ kennyew, uWu puddwe, ^w^ sink, uWu whose uWu fiwth ÚwÚ and dirt -Troubles OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew spwing xDD whewe ^.^ Engwand ^-^ dwinks; -Nyow uWu wiww I dam OwO up :3 this >w< thy uWu yawnying OwO mouth ->_< Fow swawwowing OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of OwO the realm. -x3 Thy wips, UwU that kiss'd OwO the uWu Queen, uWu shaww ;;w;; sweep OwO the ground; -And :3 thou UwU that smil'dst at good UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's death -uWu Against OwO the ÚwÚ sensewess x3 winds ^-^ shawt grin in vain, -OwO Who in >_> contempt uWu shaww uWu hiss at ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ again; -And ^w^ wedded >w< be :3 thou ^-^ to OwO the >w< hags >_> of heww ->_< Fow daring ^-^ to uWu affy :3 a :3 mighty lord -^.^ Unto OwO the daughter >_> of :3 a ^.^ wowthwess ^-^ king, -Having neither :3 subject, :33 weawth, :3 nyow diadem. -By uWu deviwish powicy art :3 thou UwU gwown >_> gweat, -And, >_< wike ambitious ÚwÚ Sywwa, >_< uvwgowg'd -x3 With OwO gobbets >_> of >w< thy >_> mothew's ÚwÚ bweeding ÚwÚ heawt. -By ÚwÚ thee Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye ;;w;; wewe :3 sowd ^-^ to xDD Fwance; -The false wevowting Nyowmans thowough ÚwÚ thee -UwU Disdain ^-^ to caww OwO us ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and Picardy -;;w;; Hath OwO swain theiw governors, UwU suwpwis'd ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fowts, -And x3 sent OwO the ^.^ wagged xDD sowdiews >_< wounded UwU home. -The >_< pwincewy UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ and OwO the Nevils aww, -uWu Whose dreadful >_> swowds ;;w;; wewe never :33 dwawn in vain, -UwU As ÚwÚ hating ^.^ thee, awe x3 wising OwO up in arms; -And :3 nyow OwO the house >_> of Yowk- OwO thwust ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 cwown -By shameful murder >_> of :3 a :33 guiwtwess ;;w;; king -And lofty >_> pwoud ^w^ encwoaching tywanny- -Buwns with revenging fire, uWu whose ^w^ hopefuw colours -:33 Advance ^-^ ouw ^-^ hawf-fac'd >_> sun, x3 stwiving ^-^ to uWu shinye, -^.^ Undew OwO the ;;w;; which :3 is :3 wwit 'Invitis >w< nyubibus.' -The x3 commons here in xDD Kent awe OwO up in arms; -And ^-^ to conclude, >_> wepwoach ÚwÚ and beggary -^-^ Is crept OwO into OwO the :33 pawace >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; King, -And >w< aww uWu by thee. xDD Away! convey him ^-^ hence. -SUFFOLK. :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a god, ^-^ to >_> shoot :3 fowth thundew -:3 Upon ^.^ these pawtwy, ÚwÚ sewviwe, :3 abject xDD dwudges! -^w^ Smaww >w< things ^-^ make base x3 men ÚwÚ pwoud: :3 this villain ;;w;; hewe, ->_> Being x3 captain >_> of :3 a pinnace, UwU thweatens ^-^ mowe ->w< Than OwO Bawguwus, OwO the >w< stwong Iwwywian ÚwÚ piwate. -Dwonyes x3 suck ^.^ nyot >_< eagwes' UwU bwood uWu but x3 wob xDD beehives. -^w^ It :3 is impossibwe UwU that I shouwd die -By such :3 a >_> wowwy vassaw as thysewf. -x3 Thy uWu wowds move ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< wemowse in >_> me. -I >w< go >_> of xDD message ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen ^-^ to France: -I chawge ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; waft me OwO safewy cross OwO the ^-^ Channyew. -WIEUTENyANT. ÚwÚ Wawtew- ->_< WHITMOWE. ^w^ Come, Suffowk, I >w< must ;;w;; waft ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy :33 death. -SUFFOLK. Gelidus timow >w< occupat ^w^ awtus: ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ thee I fear. ->_< WHITMOWE. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have cause ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw before I xDD weave thee. ->_> What, awe ye xDD daunted ^w^ nyow? Nyow uWu wiww ye stoop? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, entweat ^w^ him, speak him x3 faiw. -SUFFOLK. Suffowk's >w< impewiaw :33 tongue :3 is x3 stem ÚwÚ and :3 wough, -Us'd ^-^ to ^.^ command, ;;w;; untaught ^-^ to >w< pwead uWu fow OwO favouw. -Far >w< be ^.^ it ^-^ we shouwd uWu honyouw such as ^.^ these -x3 With humbwe suit: no, wathew let my head ->_> Stoop ^-^ to OwO the bwock than ^.^ these knyees bow ^-^ to ^-^ any -ÚwÚ Save ^-^ to OwO the :3 God >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my king; -And sooner ^-^ dance x3 upon :3 a bwoody ÚwÚ powe ->w< Than ^.^ stand :33 uncuvw'd ^-^ to OwO the UwU vuwgaw >w< gwoom. -^.^ Twue uWu nyobiwity :3 is :3 exempt ^-^ fwom feaw: -Mowe can I bear than you dare execute. -WIEUTENyANT. Hawe him ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and let him talk nyo more. -SUFFOLK. ^w^ Come, soldiers, show what cruelty ye ^-^ can, -:33 That :3 this my death ^-^ may never >w< be fowgot- -Great x3 men ^w^ oft die uWu by :3 viwe bezonyians: -OwO A Woman sworder ÚwÚ and uWu banditto ^w^ swave -Muwdew'd ^w^ sweet ^-^ Tuwwy; ^w^ Bwutus' xDD bastawd hand ->_< Stabb'd Julius xDD Caesaw; savage ^w^ iswandews -;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; ÚwÚ and >_> Suffowk >_> dies uWu by ÚwÚ piwates. -Exit :3 WAWTEW with x3 SUFFOWK -WIEUTENyANT. And as uWu fow :33 these, uWu whose >_< wansom ^-^ we ^.^ have set, -^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ onye >_> of them :3 depawt; -OwO Thewefowe come you with >w< us, ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ go. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the OwO FIWST >_> GENTWEMAN - -;;w;; We-entew WHITMOWE with uWu SUFFOWK'S ÚwÚ body - ->_< WHITMOWE. Thewe let his head ÚwÚ and lifeless ÚwÚ body >_< wie, -^.^ Untiw OwO the Queen his ^w^ mistwess :33 buwy it. Exit -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 O ^.^ bawbawous ÚwÚ and bwoody ^w^ spectacwe! -His ÚwÚ body uWu wiww I bear x3 unto OwO the King. ->w< If ^.^ he wevenge ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww his fwiends; -^w^ So uWu wiww OwO the uWu Queen, UwU that :3 wiving held him ;;w;; deaw. -Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Blackheath - -x3 Entew GEORGE :33 BEVIS ÚwÚ and >w< JOHN >_< HOWWAND - -GEORGE. Come ÚwÚ and >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a ;;w;; swowd, >w< though :3 made >_> of :3 a >_< wath; uWu they ^.^ have ->_< been OwO up ^.^ these two ^.^ days. -:3 JOHN. ^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ mowe :3 nyeed ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep nyow, xDD then. -GEORGE. I tell ÚwÚ thee x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade OwO the OwO cwothiew :3 means ^-^ to dwess OwO the -^-^ commonweawth, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn it, ÚwÚ and xDD set :3 a OwO nyew nap x3 upon it. -:3 JOHN. ^w^ So ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ nyeed, uWu fow 'tis ^-^ thweadbawe. Weww, I uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was never ->_> mewwy x3 wowwd in ^.^ Engwand >_< since gentlemen came :33 up. -GEORGE. :3 O xDD misewabwe OwO age! OwO Viwtue :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 wegawded in ;;w;; handicwaftsmen. -:3 JOHN. The uWu nyobiwity ÚwÚ think :33 scown ^-^ to >w< go in weathew >_< apwons. -GEORGE. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 mowe, OwO the King's ;;w;; Counciw awe nyo good ^.^ wowkmen. -:3 JOHN. True; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ said 'Labour in >w< thy x3 vocation'; ;;w;; which :3 is -as >w< much ^-^ to uWu say as >w< 'Wet OwO the ÚwÚ magistwates >w< be >_> wabouwing ;;w;; men'; ÚwÚ and -OwO thewefowe shouwd ^-^ we >w< be magistrates. -GEORGE. Thou x3 hast :3 hit xDD it; uWu fow :33 thewe's nyo better >w< sign >_> of :3 a bwave -:33 mind than :3 a ^-^ hawd hand. -:3 JOHN. I UwU see them! I UwU see them! There's >_< Best's UwU son, OwO the >_> tannyew >_> of -^w^ Wingham- -GEORGE. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ skins >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> enyemies ^-^ to ^-^ make uWu dog's -weathew >_> of. -:3 JOHN. And :33 Dick OwO the UwU butchew- -GEORGE. ;;w;; Then :3 is xDD sin struck down, >_< wike OwO an ox, ÚwÚ and iniquity's ^w^ thwoat -ÚwÚ cut >_< wike :3 a UwU cawf. -:3 JOHN. And Smith OwO the weaver- -GEORGE. xDD Awgo, theiw thwead >_> of life :3 is uWu spun. -:3 JOHN. ^w^ Come, xDD come, wet's ^-^ faww in with ^.^ them. - -^-^ Dwum. x3 Entew ^w^ CADE, UwU DICK OwO THE ;;w;; BUTCHEW, SMITH -OwO THE WEAVER, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ SAWYEW, with >_< infinyite ÚwÚ nyumbews - -uWu CADE. We uWu John xDD Cade, OwO so term'd >_> of ^-^ ouw supposed >_> fathew- -OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] Ow ^.^ wathew, >_> of >_< steawing :3 a ^-^ cade >_> of uWu hewwings. -uWu CADE. >_< Fow ^-^ ouw >_> enyemies uWu shaww ^-^ faww before >w< us, inspiwed with OwO the -spirit >_> of OwO putting ;;w;; down kings ÚwÚ and princes- xDD command silence. -OwO DICK. :33 Siwence! -uWu CADE. UwU My fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a Mortimer- -OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO an >w< honyest man ÚwÚ and :3 a good OwO bwickwayew. -uWu CADE. UwU My mothew :3 a Plantagenet- -OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] I knew xDD hew ;;w;; weww; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD midwife. -uWu CADE. UwU My UwU wife descended >_> of OwO the OwO Wacies- -OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] She OwO was, :3 indeed, :3 a :33 pedwaw's >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and :3 sowd many -:33 waces. -xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] But :3 nyow >_> of :3 wate, ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ^w^ twavew with xDD hew furr'd -xDD pack, ^.^ she :33 washes ;;w;; bucks here at UwU home. -uWu CADE. OwO Thewefowe x3 am I >_> of OwO an honyouwabwe >_< house. -OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, uWu by my :33 faith, OwO the field :3 is xDD honyouwabwe, ÚwÚ and there -ÚwÚ was ^.^ he :33 bown, uWu undew :3 a >_> hedge, uWu fow his fathew xDD had never :3 a house uWu but -OwO the >_> cage. -uWu CADE. OwO Vawiant I ÚwÚ am. -xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] 'A >w< must ÚwÚ nyeeds; uWu fow beggary :3 is uWu vawiant. -uWu CADE. I x3 am able ^-^ to >_> enduwe ^w^ much. -OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Nyo xDD question >_> of UwU that; uWu fow I ^.^ have uWu seen him uWu whipt three -mawket >_< days >w< togethew. -uWu CADE. I ;;w;; feaw neither >_< swowd :3 nyow >w< fiwe. -xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw OwO the ;;w;; swowd, uWu fow his :3 coat :3 is >_> of -proof. -OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] But >w< methinks ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ stand in ;;w;; feaw >_> of fire, being -buwnt >w< i' th' hand uWu fow >_< steawing >_> of sheep. -uWu CADE. Be brave, then, uWu fow >_> youw x3 captain :3 is brave, ÚwÚ and >_< vows -UwU wefowmation. Thewe uWu shaww >w< be in ^.^ Engwand :3 seven OwO hawfpenny woaves -:3 sowd uWu fow :3 a UwU penny; OwO the thwee-hoop'd pot uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< ten uWu hoops; ÚwÚ and -I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it >_> fewony ^-^ to dwink small OwO beew. ^-^ Aww OwO the >_< weawm uWu shaww >w< be -in ;;w;; common, ÚwÚ and in >_< Cheapside uWu shaww my palfrey >w< go ^-^ to gwass. And -when I x3 am >_< king- as ;;w;; king I uWu wiww >w< be -ALL. :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! -uWu CADE. I :3 thank you, good people- there uWu shaww >w< be nyo money; >w< aww uWu shaww -xDD eat ÚwÚ and dwink uWu on my score, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww apparel them >w< aww in ^-^ onye -x3 wivewy, UwU that uWu they ^-^ may agree >_< wike bwothews ÚwÚ and wowship me theiw -:33 wowd. -OwO DICK. The ^.^ fiwst xDD thing ^-^ we uWu do, wet's :33 kiww >w< aww OwO the lawyers. -uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that I UwU mean ^-^ to do. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a lamentable :33 thing, UwU that ->_> of OwO the ^.^ skin >_> of OwO an innyocent ÚwÚ wamb shouwd >w< be :3 made parchment? :33 That -parchment, being >w< scwibbw'd xDD o'ew, shouwd ;;w;; undo :3 a man? uWu Some uWu say OwO the -:3 bee :33 stings; uWu but I uWu say 'tis OwO the ^-^ bee's ^-^ wax; uWu fow I >_> did uWu but >w< seaw UwU once -^-^ to :3 a :33 thing, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ was never >_< minye >_> own man since. OwO How nyow! >w< Who's -thewe? - -x3 Entew some, ÚwÚ bwinging in OwO the >w< CWEWK >_< OF CHATHAM - -xDD SMITH. The clerk >_> of :3 Chatham. ÚwÚ He can wwite ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ and UwU cast +;;w;; To OwO caviw uWu in x3 the course of ÚwÚ this contract. +;;w;; If >_> once >w< it be OwO nyegwected, ;;w;; ten to one +We UwU shaww nyot find ^.^ wike oppowtunyity. +ALENCON. :33 [To CHARLES] ;;w;; To >_> say x3 the truth, >w< it >_> is x3 youw UwU powicy +;;w;; To :3 save x3 youw subjects from xDD such massacwe +xDD And ;;w;; wuthwess slaughters >_< as OwO awe x3 daiwy :3 seen +^-^ By UwU ouw proceeding uWu in xDD hostiwity; +xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO take ÚwÚ this compact of :3 a truce, +Awthough xDD you bweak >w< it when x3 youw :3 pweasuwe sewves. +WARWICK. How say'st UwU thou, ^w^ Chawwes? Shall UwU ouw condition +stand? +x3 CHAWWES. ^.^ It :3 shaww; +Onwy ÚwÚ wesewv'd, xDD you >_< cwaim nyo ÚwÚ intewest +^w^ In xDD any of UwU ouw UwU towns of garrison. +:3 YOWK. UwU Then >_< sweaw OwO awwegiance to :33 his ^.^ Majesty: +;;w;; As xDD thou awt UwU knyight, >_< nyevew to :33 disobey +x3 Nyow be webewwious to x3 the >_< cwown of England +Thou, nor >w< thy ^.^ nyobwes, to x3 the >_< cwown of ^w^ Engwand. +[CHARLES ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west UwU give UwU tokens of uWu feawty] +So, nyow dismiss x3 youw ^.^ awmy when OwO ye pwease; +Hang x3 up x3 youw ensigns, wet x3 youw xDD dwums be still, +For OwO hewe ^.^ we entertain :3 a solemn peace. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE 5. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 SUFFOWK, uWu in conference with x3 the ;;w;; KING, +GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu Youw wondwous OwO wawe ^w^ descwiption, x3 nyobwe Eaww, +Of beauteous Margaret hath uWu astonyish'd x3 me. +:3 Hew viwtues, graced with ÚwÚ extewnyaw ;;w;; gifts, +Do breed love's ^-^ settwed passions uWu in x3 my heawt; +xDD And ^.^ wike >_< as uWu wigouw of xDD tempestuous xDD gusts +UwU Pwovokes x3 the mightiest uWu huwk OwO against x3 the OwO tide, +^w^ So ^w^ am UwU I driven ^.^ by UwU bweath of her renown +^-^ Eithew to suffew :33 shipwweck ow UwU awwive +Whewe UwU I OwO may uWu have :3 fwuition of her love. +x3 SUFFOWK. Tush, x3 my ÚwÚ good ^.^ wowd! This superficial xDD tawe +Is >_> but :3 a pweface of her ÚwÚ wowthy ;;w;; pwaise. +uWu The uWu chief >w< pewfections of :3 that lovely uWu dame, +xDD Had UwU I sufficient :3 skiww to :33 uttew ÚwÚ them, +Wouwd >_< make :3 a >_< vowume of enticing lines, +>w< Abwe to ravish xDD any dull :33 conceit; +^.^ And, which >_> is >_> mowe, ^.^ she >_> is nyot UwU so divine, +^w^ So full-replete with UwU choice of aww dewights, +OwO But with >_< as humble x3 wowwinyess of ^-^ mind +:33 She >_> is :3 content to be uWu at x3 youw ÚwÚ command +:3 Command, UwU I mean, of virtuous >w< intents, +;;w;; To wuv ÚwÚ and honour Henwy >_< as her OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And ^-^ othewwise xDD wiww Henwy ^w^ nye'ew >_< pwesume. +>_< Thewefowe, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, UwU give >_< consent +:33 That Margaret OwO may be Engwand's royal ÚwÚ Queen. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So >_> shouwd UwU I UwU give >_< consent to flatter >_< sin. +>_> You knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> is ^w^ betwoth'd +uWu Unto anyothew uWu wady of esteem. +How UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD then ^w^ dispense with :3 that contract, +xDD And nyot x3 deface x3 youw honour with reproach? +x3 SUFFOWK. ;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a ruler with unwawfuw :3 oaths; +:33 Ow one :3 that uWu at :3 a :3 twiumph, xDD having ^.^ vow'd +;;w;; To >_> twy :33 his >_< stwength, fowsaketh yet x3 the ^.^ wists +^-^ By reason of :33 his UwU advewsawy's ^w^ odds: +^-^ A poor :33 eaww's daughter >_> is unequal xDD odds, +xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO may be broke ^-^ without OwO offence. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, x3 what, UwU I pray, >_> is Margaret ^.^ mowe than +^-^ that? +:3 Hew >w< fathew >_> is nyo xDD bettew than >w< an earl, +Awthough uWu in glorious titles ^.^ he ^-^ excew. +x3 SUFFOWK. Yes, x3 my uWu wowd, her >w< fathew >_> is :3 a OwO king, +uWu The ^w^ King of Nyapwes ÚwÚ and ^.^ Jewusawem; +xDD And of xDD such great ÚwÚ authowity uWu in Fwance +;;w;; As :33 his alliance xDD wiww :33 confiwm UwU ouw ÚwÚ peace, +xDD And >_< keep x3 the Fwenchmen uWu in ^w^ awwegiance. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And UwU so x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Awmagnyac OwO may UwU do, +>_< Because ^.^ he >_> is nyeaw kinsman >w< unto Chawwes. +UwU EXETEW. >w< Beside, :33 his weawth xDD doth :33 wawwant :3 a xDD wibewaw dower; +Whewe UwU Weignyiew :33 soonyew xDD wiww receive than give. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ A xDD dow'w, x3 my lords! >w< Disgwace nyot UwU so x3 youw OwO king, +:33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd be UwU so >_< abject, base, ÚwÚ and OwO poow, +;;w;; To choose fow weawth ÚwÚ and nyot fow :3 pewfect love. +Henwy >_> is able to enrich :33 his queen, +xDD And nyot to >_> seek :3 a >_< queen to >_< make ^.^ him ;;w;; wich. +^w^ So :33 wowthwess uWu peasants ^w^ bawgain fow uWu theiw ^-^ wives, +;;w;; As market-men fow oxen, ;;w;; sheep, ow horse. +Mawwiage >_> is :3 a ;;w;; mattew of ^.^ mowe ^.^ wowth +Than to be ^w^ deawt uWu in ^.^ by OwO attownyeyship; +ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we :33 wiww, >_> but ÚwÚ whom :33 his Gwace :33 affects, +:3 Must be >_< companyion of :33 his >w< nyuptiaw :3 bed. +xDD And OwO thewefowe, wowds, xDD since ^.^ he >_< affects her :3 most, +^.^ It UwU most of aww these weasons bindeth >_> us +^w^ In UwU ouw OwO opinyions ^.^ she >_> shouwd be preferr'd; +For >_> what >_> is wedlock xDD fowced >_> but :3 a >_> heww, +^-^ An age of ^-^ discowd ÚwÚ and continyuaw OwO stwife? +:33 Wheweas x3 the :33 contwawy bringeth bliss, +xDD And >_> is :3 a pattewn of ^w^ cewestiaw peace. +;;w;; Whom >_> shouwd ^.^ we >_< match with Henry, ^.^ being :3 a OwO king, +OwO But Margaret, :3 that >_> is daughter to :3 a UwU king? +:3 Hew x3 peewwess featuwe, joined with her birth, +Appwuvs her ;;w;; fit fow >_< nyonye >_> but fow :3 a uWu king; +:3 Hew uWu vawiant couwage ÚwÚ and >_> undaunted ^-^ spiwit, +uWu Mowe than uWu in x3 women uWu commonwy >_> is uWu seen, +Will answew UwU ouw UwU hope uWu in x3 issue of :3 a uWu king; +For Henry, >_< son >w< unto :3 a x3 conquewow, +Is ÚwÚ wikewy to x3 beget ^.^ mowe conquewows, +;;w;; If with :3 a uWu wady of UwU so xDD high wesowve +;;w;; As >_> is >w< faiw Margaret ^.^ he be wink'd uWu in love. +UwU Then :33 yiewd, x3 my :3 wowds; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe OwO concwude with ;;w;; me +:33 That Margaret UwU shaww be :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye >_> but ^w^ she. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Whethew >w< it be ^w^ thwough force of x3 youw wepowt, +OwO My x3 nyobwe Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, ow fow :3 that +OwO My xDD tendew :33 youth UwU was >_< nyevew yet attaint +With xDD any passion of >_< infwaming xDD wuv, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU I ^w^ am UwU assuw'd, +UwU I x3 feew xDD such ^-^ shawp xDD dissension uWu in x3 my UwU bweast, +>w< Such >_< fiewce awawums both of UwU hope ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw, +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick with >w< wowking of x3 my >w< thoughts. +^.^ Take >_< thewefowe shipping; ÚwÚ post, x3 my uWu wowd, to Fwance; +;;w;; Agwee to xDD any :33 cuvnyants; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwocuwe +:33 That xDD Wady Margaret UwU do x3 vouchsafe to come +;;w;; To OwO cwoss x3 the seas to England, ÚwÚ and be cwown'd +^w^ King >_> Henwy's faithfuw ÚwÚ and ^-^ anyointed >w< queen. +For x3 youw ^w^ expenses ÚwÚ and sufficient charge, +>_> Among x3 the OwO peopwe gathew x3 up :3 a >w< tenth. +^w^ Be >w< gonye, UwU I say; fow >w< tiww xDD you UwU do ^-^ wetuwn +UwU I xDD west perplexed with :3 a thousand cares. +xDD And UwU you, ÚwÚ good uWu uncwe, banyish aww OwO offence: +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do UwU censuwe ;;w;; me ^.^ by >_> what xDD you uWu wewe, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_> what xDD you awe, UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it xDD wiww UwU excuse +This ^.^ sudden :33 execution of x3 my :33 wiww. +xDD And UwU so ÚwÚ conduct ;;w;; me where, from xDD company, +UwU I OwO may uWu wevowve ÚwÚ and >_< wuminyate x3 my ÚwÚ gwief. uWu Exit +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, gwief, UwU I feaw uWu me, both uWu at xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and last. +Exeunt GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ Thus :33 Suffowk hath ^-^ pwevaiw'd; ÚwÚ and OwO thus ^.^ he :33 goes, +;;w;; As uWu did x3 the youthfuw Paris >_> once to xDD Gweece, +With UwU hope to find x3 the ^.^ wike event uWu in wuv +OwO But prosper xDD bettew than x3 the ÚwÚ Twoyan ^.^ did. +Margaret UwU shaww nyow be :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and UwU wuwe x3 the uWu King; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww UwU wuwe both hew, x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and weawm. uWu Exit + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +uWu 1591 + +^-^ THE ^w^ SECOND OwO PAWT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH +HUMPHREY, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, :33 his :33 uncwe +x3 CAWDINyAW x3 BEAUFOWT, xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF OwO WINCHESTEW, uWu gweat-uncwe to x3 the ^w^ King +UwU WICHAWD :33 PWANTAGENyET, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK +>w< EDWAWD ÚwÚ and WICHAWD, :33 his xDD sons +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF SOMERSET +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 SUFFOWK +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF BUCKINGHAM +>w< WOWD CWIFFOWD +:3 YOUNG ^-^ CWIFFOWD, :33 his >_< son +EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY +EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK +>w< WOWD SCALES +>w< WOWD SAY +ÚwÚ SIW HUMPHREY ^w^ STAFFOWD +UwU WIWWIAM ^w^ STAFFOWD, :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew +ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN STANLEY +:33 VAUX +^.^ MATTHEW GOFFE +^-^ A WIEUTENyANT, :3 a ^w^ SHIPMASTEW, :3 a xDD MASTEW'S UwU MATE, ÚwÚ and WALTER >_< WHITMOWE +OwO TWO UwU GENTWEMEN, OwO pwisonyews with :33 Suffowk +>_< JOHN :33 HUME ÚwÚ and >_< JOHN SOUTHWEWW, >w< two priests +^.^ WOGEW BOLINGBROKE, :3 a >_> conjuwew +^-^ A SPIWIT ^w^ waised ^.^ by ^.^ him +THOMAS uWu HOWNyEW, >w< an UwU awmouwew +>w< PETEW, :33 his x3 man +CLERK ÚwÚ OF xDD CHATHAM +>_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF SAINT ;;w;; AWBANS +SAUNDER ;;w;; SIMPCOX, >w< an impostor +ALEXANDER IDEN, :3 a Kentish ÚwÚ gentweman +JACK CADE, :3 a rebel +uWu GEOWGE ^w^ BEVIS, >_< JOHN HOWWAND, xDD DICK ^-^ THE BUTCHEW, UwU SMITH ^-^ THE WEAVEW, +:3 MICHAEW, UwU &c., ÚwÚ fowwowews of x3 Cade +OwO TWO :33 MUWDEWEWS + +>_> MAWGAWET, xDD Queen to ^w^ King Henwy +^w^ EWEANyOW, :3 Duchess of uWu Gwoucestew +OwO MAWGEWY xDD JOUWDAIN, :3 a >w< witch +uWu WIFE to >_< SIMPCOX + +;;w;; Wowds, Ladies, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants; Petitioners, UwU Awdewmen, :3 a Herald, +:3 a Beadwe, :3 a ÚwÚ Shewiff, ^-^ Officews, uWu Citizens, Pwentices, Fawconyews, +^w^ Guawds, Soldiers, Messengews, &c. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +England + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Flourish of >_> twumpets; xDD then hautboys. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ DUKE HUMPHREY +ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, >_< SAWISBUWY, ^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and x3 CAWDINyAW x3 BEAUFOWT, on x3 the one x3 side; +x3 the xDD QUEEN, x3 SUFFOWK, YORK, SOMERSET, ÚwÚ and xDD BUCKINGHAM, on x3 the othew + +x3 SUFFOWK. ;;w;; As ^.^ by x3 youw xDD high ÚwÚ impewiaw ;;w;; Majesty +UwU I xDD had uWu in :3 chawge uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ depawt fow >_< Fwance, +;;w;; As pwocuwatow to x3 youw OwO Excewwence, +;;w;; To marry Pwincess Margaret fow x3 youw Grace; +So, uWu in x3 the famous UwU ancient UwU city Touws, +^w^ In x3 pwesence of x3 the >_< Kings of Fwance ÚwÚ and ^w^ Siciw, +uWu The >_> Dukes of ^.^ Owweans, ^w^ Cawabew, Bretagne, ÚwÚ and Awencon, +ÚwÚ Seven eawws, >_< twewve :3 bawons, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty reverend >_< bishops, +UwU I uWu have pewfowm'd x3 my task, ÚwÚ and UwU was >_< espous'd; +xDD And x3 humbwy nyow ;;w;; upon x3 my bended OwO knyee, +^w^ In ^.^ sight of England ÚwÚ and her >_> wowdwy ^-^ peews, +Deliver x3 up x3 my ;;w;; titwe uWu in x3 the xDD Queen +;;w;; To x3 youw UwU most >_> gwacious ^.^ hands, :3 that OwO awe x3 the ÚwÚ substance +Of :3 that great :3 shadow UwU I uWu did ^.^ wepwesent: +uWu The UwU happiest ^w^ gift :3 that OwO evew UwU mawquis :3 gave, +uWu The >_> faiwest >_< queen :3 that OwO evew x3 king ^.^ weceiv'd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Suffowk, uWu awise. Welcome, xDD Queen ^.^ Mawgawet: +UwU I ^.^ can express nyo kinder xDD sign of wuv +Than ÚwÚ this uWu kind >w< kiss. x3 O Wowd, :3 that wends ;;w;; me :3 wife, +uWu Wend ;;w;; me :3 a >_< heawt UwU wepwete with thankfuwnyess! +For xDD thou x3 hast UwU given ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this beauteous OwO face +^-^ A wowwd of ÚwÚ eawthwy bwessings to x3 my x3 souw, +;;w;; If >_> sympathy of wuv uWu unyite UwU ouw >w< thoughts. +QUEEN. UwU Gweat ^w^ King of England, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, +uWu The ^-^ mutuaw conference :3 that x3 my ^-^ mind hath :33 had, +^-^ By ^-^ day, ^.^ by night, UwU waking ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my ^-^ dweams, +^w^ In courtly >_< company ow uWu at x3 my x3 beads, +With UwU you, >_< minye alder-liefest sovereign, +:3 Makes ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ bowdew to OwO sawute x3 my x3 king +With ruder ^w^ tewms, xDD such >_< as x3 my wit affowds +xDD And uWu uvw-joy of >_< heawt xDD doth minister. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Hew ^.^ sight uWu did ÚwÚ wavish, >_> but her xDD gwace uWu in ;;w;; speech, +:3 Hew wowds y-cwad with ^w^ wisdom's ^.^ majesty, +:3 Makes ;;w;; me from UwU wond'wing faww to weeping joys, +>w< Such >_> is x3 the fulness of x3 my heart's OwO content. +;;w;; Wowds, with one cheerful uWu voice wewcome x3 my love. +uWu AWW. UwU [Knyeewing] OwO Wong ^w^ wive xDD Queen Margaret, Engwand's happiness! +QUEEN. We >_> thank xDD you all. [Flourish] +x3 SUFFOWK. OwO My Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, UwU so >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, +:3 Hewe OwO awe x3 the articles of >_< contwacted uWu peace +Between UwU ouw suvweign ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO Fwench ^w^ King Chawwes, +For eighteen ^w^ months ^-^ concwuded ^.^ by ÚwÚ consent. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. [Weads] 'Impwimis: ^.^ It >_> is >_< agweed ^-^ between x3 the OwO Fwench ^w^ King +>_> Chawwes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wiwwiam UwU de UwU wa Powe, >_> Mawquess of ^.^ Suffowk, ambassador +fow Henwy ^w^ King of England, :3 that x3 the uWu said Henwy UwU shaww espouse x3 the +xDD Wady Margaret, daughter >w< unto UwU Weignyiew ^w^ King of Naples, x3 Siciwia, +ÚwÚ and >_< Jewusawem, ÚwÚ and >_< cwown her xDD Queen of England ere x3 the xDD thiwtieth +of ^-^ May :3 nyext >_> ensuing. +Item: :33 That x3 the >_< duchy of Anjou ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< county of ^w^ Mainye UwU shaww be +released ÚwÚ and ^-^ dewivewed to x3 the ^w^ King her father'- +[Lets x3 the paper faww] +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Uncwe, >w< how >_< nyow! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, >_> gwacious wowd; +;;w;; Some ^.^ sudden >w< quawm hath >w< stwuck ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the uWu heawt, +xDD And ^w^ dimm'd >_< minye ^w^ eyes, :3 that UwU I ^.^ can ^w^ wead nyo fuwthew. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Uncle of ^w^ Winchestew, UwU I pray ^w^ wead :3 on. +CARDINAL. [Weads] UwU 'Item: ^.^ It >_> is further >_< agweed ^-^ between them :3 that x3 the +x3 duchies of Anjou ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mainye UwU shaww be released ÚwÚ and ^-^ dewivewed uvw +to x3 the ^w^ King her ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she sent uvw of x3 the ^w^ King of +Engwand's UwU own OwO pwopew >_> cost ÚwÚ and chawges, ^-^ without xDD having xDD any dowry.' +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ They uWu pwease >_> us well. Lord >_> Mawquess, ^w^ knyeew down. +We OwO hewe >w< cweate uWu thee x3 the xDD fiwst >w< Duke of ^.^ Suffowk, +xDD And ;;w;; giwt uWu thee with x3 the ^-^ swowd. x3 Cousin of York, +We OwO hewe ;;w;; dischawge x3 youw Gwace from ^.^ being Regent +xDD I' x3 th' parts of >_< Fwance, >w< tiww term of eighteen ^w^ months +^w^ Be full xDD expiw'd. >_< Thanks, :33 uncwe ^w^ Winchestew, +:33 Gwoucestew, York, ;;w;; Buckingham, ^w^ Somewset, +>_> Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wawwick; +We >_> thank xDD you aww fow ÚwÚ this great ^.^ favouw donye +^w^ In entewtainment to x3 my princely >w< queen. +^.^ Come, wet >_> us x3 in, ÚwÚ and with aww ^w^ speed provide +;;w;; To >_> see her ;;w;; cowonyation be perform'd. +Exeunt ;;w;; KING, xDD QUEEN, ÚwÚ and :3 SUFFOWK +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Bwave peews of England, >w< piwwaws of x3 the state, +;;w;; To xDD you >w< Duke Humphrey ^w^ must xDD unwoad :33 his grief +uWu Youw gwief, x3 the ^w^ common grief of aww x3 the xDD wand. +What! uWu did x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Henwy spend :33 his youth, +ÚwÚ His uWu vawouw, coin, ÚwÚ and >_> peopwe, uWu in x3 the waws? +Did ^.^ he UwU so often uWu wodge uWu in open >_> fiewd, +^w^ In winter's UwU cowd ÚwÚ and :33 summew's xDD pawching ^.^ heat, +;;w;; To conquer >_< Fwance, :33 his true :33 inhewitance? +xDD And uWu did x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Bedfowd toiw :33 his :33 wits +;;w;; To >_< keep ^.^ by UwU powicy >_> what Henwy ÚwÚ got? +:3 Have xDD you ^w^ youwsewves, ^w^ Somewset, ;;w;; Buckingham, +^-^ Bwave York, >_> Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; victowious Wawwick, +xDD Weceiv'd >_> deep xDD scaws uWu in Fwance ÚwÚ and Nyowmandy? +:33 Ow hath >_< minye :33 uncwe Beaufort ÚwÚ and myself, +With aww x3 the :33 weawnyed Counciw of x3 the ^w^ weawm, +^w^ Studied UwU so long, sat uWu in x3 the Counciw House +^-^ Eawwy ÚwÚ and late, UwU debating to ÚwÚ and >_< fwo +How Fwance ÚwÚ and Fwenchmen ^w^ might be :33 kept uWu in >_< awe? +xDD And xDD had :33 his >_> Highnyess uWu in :33 his infancy +uWu Cwownyed uWu in >_< Pawis, uWu in ;;w;; despite of foes? +xDD And UwU shaww these uWu wabouws ÚwÚ and these honyouws die? +Shall >_> Henwy's ÚwÚ conquest, >_> Bedfowd's vigiwance, +uWu Youw >_< deeds of waw, ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw counsel die? +x3 O peews of England, >_> shamefuw >_> is ÚwÚ this league! +>_> Fataw ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage, ^-^ cancewwing x3 youw x3 fame, +Blotting x3 youw nyames from uWu books of xDD memowy, +Wazing x3 the uWu chawactews of x3 youw OwO wenyown, +xDD Defacing ^-^ monyuments of conquer'd >_< Fwance, +OwO Undoing all, >_< as aww xDD had >_< nyevew >_< been! +CARDINAL. UwU Nyephew, >_> what means ÚwÚ this passionyate discouwse, +This uWu pewowation with xDD such ^.^ ciwcumstance? +For >_< Fwance, UwU 'tis >_> ouws; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< keep >w< it xDD stiww. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, uWu uncwe, ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< keep >w< it >_> if ^.^ we can; +OwO But nyow >w< it >_> is xDD impossibwe ^.^ we OwO shouwd. +^.^ Suffowk, x3 the nyew-made uWu duke :3 that wuwes x3 the ÚwÚ woast, +>_< Hath UwU given x3 the >_< duchy of Anjou ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mainye +uWu Unto x3 the poor ^w^ King Weignyiew, x3 whose large >_> stywe +Agwees nyot with x3 the weannyess of :33 his purse. +SAWISBUWY. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the :33 death of xDD Him :3 that >w< died fow all, +;;w;; These counties :3 wewe x3 the ;;w;; keys of Nyowmandy! +OwO But ^-^ whewefowe ^.^ weeps Wawwick, x3 my uWu vawiant uWu son? +WARWICK. For grief :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 past recovery; +For :3 wewe there UwU hope to conquer them again +OwO My xDD swowd >_> shouwd x3 shed :3 hot bwood, >_< minye eyes nyo >w< teaws. +Anjou ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mainye! mysewf uWu did x3 win them both; +>w< Those provinces these :3 awms of >_< minye uWu did conquer; +xDD And OwO awe x3 the ^w^ cities :3 that UwU I ^w^ got with wounds +>_> Dewivew'd x3 up again with UwU peacefuw xDD wowds? +xDD Mowt UwU Dieu! +:3 YOWK. For Suffolk's x3 duke, OwO may ^.^ he be ^w^ suffocate, +:33 That :33 dims x3 the honour of ÚwÚ this warlike ÚwÚ iswe! +Fwance >_> shouwd uWu have :33 town ÚwÚ and OwO went x3 my xDD vewy >_< heawt +^.^ Befowe UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have yiewded to ÚwÚ this ^-^ weague. +UwU I >_< nyevew ^w^ wead >_> but Engwand's >w< kings uWu have xDD had +Large uWu sums of gowd ÚwÚ and dowwies with uWu theiw wives; +xDD And UwU ouw ^w^ King Henwy ;;w;; gives OwO away :33 his UwU own +;;w;; To >_< match with her :3 that >_< bwings nyo ;;w;; vantages. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ A OwO pwopew ^.^ jest, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew heard x3 befowe, +:33 That :33 Suffowk >_> shouwd ;;w;; demand :3 a whole >w< fifteenth +For ;;w;; costs ÚwÚ and chawges uWu in ÚwÚ twanspowting >_> hew! +:33 She >_> shouwd uWu have OwO stay'd uWu in >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stawv'd uWu in >_< Fwance, +Befowe- +CARDINAL. OwO My Lord of :33 Gwoucestew, nyow OwO ye gwow ^w^ too hot: +^.^ It UwU was x3 the :3 pweasuwe of x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the ;;w;; King. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw xDD mind; +'Tis nyot x3 my uWu speeches :3 that xDD you UwU do mislike, +OwO But UwU 'tis x3 my x3 pwesence :3 that xDD doth >_> twoubwe uWu ye. +:33 Wancouw xDD wiww out: OwO pwoud OwO pwewate, uWu in >w< thy OwO face +UwU I >_> see >w< thy >_> fuwy; >_> if UwU I longer xDD stay +We UwU shaww x3 begin UwU ouw UwU ancient bickewings. +xDD Wowdings, faweweww; ÚwÚ and say, when UwU I ^w^ am >w< gonye, +UwU I ^.^ pwophesied Fwance xDD wiww be wost ere wong. uWu Exit +CARDINAL. So, there xDD goes UwU ouw Protector uWu in :3 a x3 wage. +'Tis ÚwÚ knyown to xDD you ^.^ he >_> is >_< minye enemy; +Nyay, >_> mowe, >w< an ;;w;; enyemy >w< unto xDD you all, +xDD And nyo great fwiend, UwU I feaw uWu me, to x3 the ;;w;; King. +Consider, wowds, ^.^ he >_> is x3 the :3 nyext of :3 bwood +xDD And heir apparent to x3 the :3 Engwish crown. +xDD Had Henwy ^w^ got >w< an empire ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ mawwiage +xDD And aww x3 the :3 weawthy OwO kingdoms of x3 the ^-^ west, +>_> Thewe's reason ^.^ he >_> shouwd be xDD dispweas'd uWu at :3 it. +Wook to :33 it, :3 wowds; wet nyot :33 his ^.^ smoothing wowds +>_< Bewitch x3 youw >_> heawts; be uWu wise ÚwÚ and :3 ciwcumspect. +>_> What ^w^ though x3 the ^w^ common OwO peopwe ^.^ favouw :3 him, +^w^ Cawwing ^.^ him >_< 'Humphwey, x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke of Gloucester,' +uWu Cwapping uWu theiw ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and :3 cwying with ÚwÚ woud uWu voice +^.^ 'Jesu ÚwÚ maintain x3 youw royal :33 excewwence!' +With >w< 'God pwesewve x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke Humphwey!' +UwU I feaw uWu me, wowds, fow aww ÚwÚ this flattering >w< gwoss, +>w< He xDD wiww be >_> found :3 a uWu dangewous UwU Pwotectow. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he xDD then x3 pwotect UwU ouw sovereign, +>w< He ^.^ being of age to >_< guvwn of :33 himsewf? +x3 Cousin of ^w^ Somewset, ^w^ join xDD you with uWu me, +xDD And aww together, with x3 the >w< Duke of ^.^ Suffowk, +^-^ We'ww quickly >_> hoise >w< Duke Humphrey from :33 his UwU seat. +CARDINAL. This ^.^ weighty business xDD wiww nyot >w< bwook >_< deway; +I'll to x3 the >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk presently. uWu Exit +uWu SOMEWSET. x3 Cousin of ;;w;; Buckingham, ^w^ though xDD Humphwey's >_< pwide +xDD And :33 gweatnyess of :33 his :33 pwace be grief to us, +ÚwÚ Yet wet >_> us ;;w;; watch x3 the ^.^ haughty :3 cawdinyaw; +ÚwÚ His :3 insowence >_> is ^.^ mowe intowewabwe +Than aww x3 the pwinces uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wand :3 beside; +;;w;; If uWu Gwoucestew be dispwac'd, he'ww be UwU Pwotectow. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. :33 Ow xDD thou ow I, ^w^ Somewset, xDD wiww be ;;w;; Pwotectow, +^-^ Despite >w< Duke Humphrey ow x3 the Cawdinyaw. +Exeunt BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and SOMERSET +SAWISBUWY. Pride OwO went x3 befowe, ^-^ ambition xDD fowwows ^.^ him. +While these UwU do labour fow uWu theiw UwU own pwefewment, +>_< Behuvs >w< it >_> us to labour fow x3 the weawm. +UwU I >_< nyevew saw >_> but Humphrey >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew +Did UwU beaw ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a x3 nyobwe :3 gentweman. +x3 Oft uWu have UwU I :3 seen x3 the ^.^ haughty :33 Cawdinyaw- +uWu Mowe ^.^ wike :3 a soldier than :3 a x3 man ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 chuwch, +;;w;; As :33 stout ÚwÚ and OwO pwoud >_< as ^.^ he :3 wewe ;;w;; wowd of ;;w;; aww- +Swear ^.^ wike :3 a ruffian ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ demean >_< himsewf +:33 Unwike x3 the ruler of :3 a >_> commonweaw. +Wawwick x3 my x3 son, x3 the uWu comfowt of x3 my age, +x3 Thy uWu deeds, >w< thy plainness, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; housekeeping, +>_< Hath ^.^ won x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ^.^ favouw of x3 the xDD commons, +>_< Excepting >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ good >w< Duke :3 Humphwey. +^.^ And, ÚwÚ bwothew York, >w< thy acts uWu in ÚwÚ Iwewand, +^w^ In x3 bwinging them to ÚwÚ civiw discipwinye, +x3 Thy wate exploits donye uWu in x3 the >_< heawt of Fwance +x3 When xDD thou OwO wewt Regent fow UwU ouw sovereign, +:3 Have UwU made uWu thee feaw'd ÚwÚ and :3 honyouw'd of x3 the people: +>_> Join ^.^ we togethew fow x3 the public UwU good, +^w^ In >_> what ^.^ we ^-^ can, to >_> bwidwe ÚwÚ and suppress +uWu The >_< pwide of :33 Suffowk ÚwÚ and x3 the Cardinal, +With Somewset's ÚwÚ and OwO Buckingham's ^.^ ambition; +^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ we may, :3 chewish >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's >_< deeds +While ;;w;; they UwU do tend x3 the pwofit of x3 the xDD wand. +WARWICK. ^w^ So ^w^ God OwO hewp Wawwick, >_< as ^.^ he loves x3 the ÚwÚ wand +xDD And ^w^ common pwofit of :33 his :33 countwy! +:3 YOWK. xDD And UwU so ;;w;; says York- :3 [Aside] fow ^.^ he hath ÚwÚ gweatest OwO cause. +SAWISBUWY. UwU Then >_> wet's >_< make ^.^ haste OwO away ÚwÚ and wook >w< unto x3 the >_> main. +WARWICK. uWu Unto x3 the main! x3 O ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ Mainye >_> is xDD wost- +:33 That ^w^ Mainye which ^.^ by :33 main force Wawwick uWu did xDD win, +xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 kept UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as UwU bweath uWu did last. +Main chance, ÚwÚ fathew, xDD you meant; >_> but UwU I meant ^-^ Mainye, +>_< Which UwU I xDD wiww x3 win from >_< Fwance, ow >_> ewse be ^w^ swain. +Exeunt ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and SALISBURY +:3 YOWK. Anjou ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mainye OwO awe UwU given to x3 the Fwench; +Paris >_> is ^.^ wost; x3 the >w< state of Normandy +Stands on :3 a tickwe :33 point nyow ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. +:33 Suffowk ^-^ concwuded on x3 the awticwes; +uWu The peews ^w^ agweed; ÚwÚ and Henwy UwU was weww pleas'd +;;w;; To :33 changes >w< two dukedoms fow :3 a ^w^ duke's >w< faiw >w< daughtew. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame them all: >_> what :3 is't to them? +'Tis ^.^ thinye ;;w;; they UwU give away, ÚwÚ and nyot uWu theiw own. +Pirates OwO may >_< make cheap pennyworths of uWu theiw piwwage, +xDD And puwchase OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and UwU give to couwtezans, +UwU Stiww revelling ^.^ wike wowds >w< tiww aww be xDD gonye; +While >_< as x3 the siwwy owner of x3 the >_> goods +uWu Weeps uvw them ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wwings :33 his hapwess ^.^ hands +xDD And ÚwÚ shakes :33 his >_> head ÚwÚ and uWu twembwing >w< stands awoof, +While aww >_> is >w< shaw'd ÚwÚ and aww >_> is :3 bownye away, +Weady to starve ÚwÚ and dawe nyot :33 touch :33 his own. +^w^ So York ^w^ must sit ÚwÚ and fret ÚwÚ and ^-^ bite :33 his ;;w;; tongue, +While :33 his UwU own ^-^ wands OwO awe :33 bawgain'd fow ÚwÚ and UwU sowd. +Methinks x3 the xDD weawms of England, >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Iwewand, +ÚwÚ Beaw :3 that :33 pwopowtion to x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood +;;w;; As uWu did x3 the uWu fataw bwand Althaea burnt +uWu Unto x3 the UwU pwince's >_< heawt of Cawydon. +Anjou ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mainye both UwU given >w< unto x3 the xDD Fwench! +x3 Cowd nyews fow uWu me, fow UwU I xDD had UwU hope of >_< Fwance, +Even >_< as UwU I uWu have of ^.^ fewtiwe Engwand's ÚwÚ soiw. +^-^ A day xDD wiww come when York UwU shaww >_< cwaim :33 his >_> own; +xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU I xDD wiww OwO take x3 the UwU Nyeviws' xDD pawts, +xDD And >_< make :3 a x3 show of wuv to OwO pwoud >w< Duke ;;w;; Humphwey, +xDD And when UwU I ^w^ spy ÚwÚ advantage, >_< cwaim x3 the :3 cwown, +For ^w^ that's x3 the golden mark UwU I >_> seek to ;;w;; hit. +x3 Nyow UwU shaww OwO pwoud :3 Wancastew usuwp x3 my wight, +x3 Nyow howd x3 the sceptre uWu in :33 his chiwdish uWu fist, +x3 Nyow ^-^ weaw x3 the diadem ;;w;; upon :33 his head, +>_< Whose church-like humours ^w^ fits nyot fow :3 a crown. +Then, York, be still awhiwe, >w< tiww time UwU do serve; +Watch xDD thou ÚwÚ and x3 wake, when ;;w;; othews be ^-^ asweep, +;;w;; To ^.^ pwy x3 into x3 the ^w^ secwets of x3 the ^w^ state; +Tiww Henry, surfeiting uWu in joys of wuv +With :33 his x3 nyew bride ÚwÚ and Engwand's ^w^ deaw-bought queen, +xDD And Humphrey with x3 the peews be fall'n uWu at jars; +UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I >w< waise ÚwÚ awoft x3 the ^w^ miwk-white rose, +With x3 whose x3 sweet smell x3 the ^w^ aiw UwU shaww be x3 pewfum'd, +xDD And uWu in x3 my :3 standawd UwU beaw x3 the :3 awms of York, +;;w;; To uWu gwappwe with x3 the ;;w;; house of ^-^ Wancastew; +xDD And force ^.^ pewfowce I'll >_< make ^.^ him yield x3 the :3 cwown, +>_< Whose bookish UwU wuwe hath pull'd >w< faiw England down. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 GWOUCESTEW'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< wife EWEANyOW + +DUCHESS. Why uWu dwoops x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ wike over-ripen'd corn +x3 Hanging x3 the >_> head uWu at Cewes' ^w^ pwenteous xDD woad? +Why xDD doth x3 the great >w< Duke Humphrey >w< knyit :33 his brows, +;;w;; As >_> fwownying uWu at x3 the ;;w;; favouws of x3 the :33 wowwd? +Why OwO awe ^.^ thinye eyes fix'd to x3 the UwU suwwen earth, +UwU Gazing on :3 that which ;;w;; seems to dim >w< thy sight? +>_> What UwU see'st xDD thou OwO thewe? ^w^ King >_> Henwy's diadem, +:33 Enchas'd with aww x3 the honyouws of x3 the :33 wowwd? +;;w;; If >_> so, ÚwÚ gaze ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and >_< gwuvw on >w< thy OwO face +Untiw >w< thy >_> head be circled with x3 the :33 same. +>_> Put fowth >w< thy uWu hand, :3 weach uWu at x3 the glorious ;;w;; gowd. +What, :3 is't ^w^ too short? I'll ^w^ wengthen >w< it with minye; +xDD And xDD having both togethew ^.^ heav'd >w< it up, +^-^ We'ww both togethew lift UwU ouw heads to ^.^ heaven, +xDD And >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe UwU abase UwU ouw ^.^ sight UwU so wow +;;w;; As to x3 vouchsafe one glance >w< unto x3 the :33 gwound. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 O Nell, x3 sweet Nell, >_> if xDD thou dost wuv >w< thy uWu wowd, +^-^ Banyish x3 the ;;w;; cankew of :3 ambitious thoughts! +xDD And OwO may :3 that ^-^ thought, when UwU I imagine :33 iww +^w^ Against x3 my x3 king ÚwÚ and nephew, virtuous Henry, +^w^ Be x3 my >w< wast :33 bweathing uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< mowtaw ;;w;; wowwd! +OwO My x3 twoubwous x3 dweams ÚwÚ this >w< nyight xDD doth >_< make ;;w;; me OwO sad. +DUCHESS. >_> What ^.^ dweam'd x3 my xDD wowd? Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll :3 wequite >w< it +With x3 sweet ;;w;; weheawsaw of x3 my :3 mownying's UwU dweam. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 Methought ÚwÚ this staff, >_< minye office-badge uWu in xDD couwt, +Was broke uWu in >_< twain; ^.^ by ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have >w< fowgot, +But, >_< as UwU I >_< think, >w< it UwU was ^.^ by x3 th' Cardinal; +xDD And on x3 the uWu pieces of x3 the xDD bwoken ÚwÚ wand +^.^ Wewe pwac'd x3 the heads of Edmund >w< Duke of Somerset +xDD And ;;w;; Wiwwiam UwU de UwU wa Powe, xDD fiwst >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk. +This UwU was x3 my dream; >_> what >w< it xDD doth :3 bode ^w^ God knyows. +DUCHESS. Tut, ÚwÚ this UwU was >_< nyothing >_> but >w< an :33 awgument +:33 That ^.^ he :3 that >_< bweaks :3 a OwO stick of :3 Gwoucestew's ;;w;; gwuv +Shall wose :33 his >_> head fow :33 his presumption. +OwO But ÚwÚ wist to uWu me, x3 my ;;w;; Humphwey, x3 my x3 sweet Duke: +:33 Methought UwU I sat uWu in uWu seat of ^.^ majesty +^w^ In x3 the xDD cathedwaw ^-^ chuwch of Westminstew, +xDD And uWu in :3 that >w< chaiw :3 whewe >w< kings ÚwÚ and ^.^ queens :3 wewe >_> cwown'd; +Whewe Henwy ÚwÚ and x3 Dame Margaret knyeew'd to uWu me, +xDD And on x3 my >_> head uWu did uWu set x3 the ÚwÚ diadem. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Nyay, Eleanor, xDD then ^w^ must UwU I UwU chide UwU outwight. +>_< Pwesumptuous uWu dame, OwO iww-nyuwtuw'd Eleanor! +Awt xDD thou nyot second OwO woman uWu in x3 the ^w^ weawm, +xDD And x3 the Protector's :3 wife, ÚwÚ bewov'd of him? +Hast xDD thou nyot ^-^ wowwdwy :3 pweasuwe uWu at ÚwÚ command +Abuv x3 the :3 weach ow compass of >w< thy :33 thought? +xDD And wiwt xDD thou still be uWu hammewing tweachewy +;;w;; To tumble down >w< thy :33 husband ÚwÚ and >w< thysewf +Fwom ;;w;; top of honour to uWu disgwace's >_< feet? +UwU Away from uWu me, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me hear nyo uWu mowe! +DUCHESS. What, x3 what, x3 my ^.^ wowd! ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so :3 chowewic +With ;;w;; Eweanyow fow :3 tewwing >_> but her ;;w;; dweam? +Next time I'll >_< keep x3 my x3 dweams >w< unto mysewf +xDD And nyot be ^.^ check'd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Nyay, be nyot angry; UwU I ^w^ am pleas'd ;;w;; again. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, UwU 'tis :33 his Highness' :3 pweasuwe +>_> You UwU do >_> pwepawe to uWu wide >w< unto Saint >_> Awbans, +Whewe >_< as x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen UwU do >_> mean to hawk. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ÚwÚ go. ^.^ Come, Nell, xDD thou wiwt uWu wide with us? +DUCHESS. Yes, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, I'll ;;w;; fowwow presently. +Exeunt GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and MESSENGEW +Follow UwU I :3 must; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO go x3 befowe, +While uWu Gwoucestew bears ÚwÚ this UwU base ÚwÚ and humble :33 mind. +^.^ Wewe UwU I :3 a ^w^ man, :3 a x3 duke, ÚwÚ and :3 nyext of bwood, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd remove these tedious stumbling-blocks +xDD And x3 smooth x3 my uWu way ;;w;; upon uWu theiw headless UwU nyecks; +^.^ And, ^.^ being :3 a ^w^ woman, UwU I xDD wiww nyot be ^w^ swack +;;w;; To :33 pway x3 my ÚwÚ pawt uWu in Fowtunye's ÚwÚ pageant. +Whewe OwO awe xDD you thewe, Sir ^w^ John? Nyay, feaw >_> nyot, ^w^ man, +We OwO awe ^.^ awonye; hewe's >_< nyonye >_> but uWu thee ÚwÚ and ^.^ I. + +Entew :33 HUME + +>w< HUME. x3 Jesus pwesewve x3 youw royal Majesty! +DUCHESS. >_> What say'st thou? Majesty! UwU I ^w^ am >_> but ^-^ Gwace. +>w< HUME. But, ^.^ by x3 the xDD gwace of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 Hume's x3 advice, +uWu Youw ;;w;; Gwace's ;;w;; titwe UwU shaww be multiplied. +DUCHESS. >_> What say'st UwU thou, man? Hast xDD thou >_< as yet :33 confeww'd +With >_> Mawgewy Jourdain, x3 the x3 cunnying >w< witch of >w< Eie, +With Wogew ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, x3 the >_> conjuwew? +xDD And xDD wiww ;;w;; they undewtake to UwU do ;;w;; me good? +>w< HUME. This ;;w;; they uWu have >_< pwomised, to x3 show x3 youw >_> Highnyess +^-^ A ^w^ spiwit >_> wais'd from UwU depth of undewgwound +:33 That UwU shaww >_< make answew to xDD such UwU questions +;;w;; As ^.^ by x3 youw Gwace UwU shaww be ^-^ pwopounded ^.^ him +DUCHESS. ^.^ It >_> is >_< enyough; I'll think ;;w;; upon x3 the questions; +x3 When from Saint Awbans ^.^ we UwU do >_< make ^-^ wetuwn +^-^ We'ww >_> see these ^.^ things :33 effected to x3 the ^w^ fuww. +Here, :33 Hume, OwO take ÚwÚ this :33 wewawd; >_< make >_> mewwy, ^w^ man, +With >w< thy :3 confedewates uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ weighty OwO cause. uWu Exit +>w< HUME. Hume ^w^ must >_< make ^.^ mewwy with x3 the Duchess' x3 gowd; +OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and >_< shaww. But, >w< how now, Sir John x3 Hume! +Seal x3 up x3 youw lips ÚwÚ and UwU give nyo wowds >_> but ;;w;; mum: +uWu The business :3 asketh silent >w< secwecy. +x3 Dame ;;w;; Eweanyow ;;w;; gives gowd to ;;w;; bwing x3 the xDD witch: +^-^ Gowd ;;w;; cannyot come uWu amiss :3 wewe ^.^ she :3 a deviw. +ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I gowd fwies from anyothew :33 coast- +UwU I dawe nyot >_> say from x3 the rich Cardinal, +xDD And from x3 the great ÚwÚ and nyew-made >w< Duke of UwU Suffowk; +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I UwU do find >w< it so; for, to be pwain, +>_> They, x3 knyowing x3 Dame Eleanor's ;;w;; aspiwing >_< humouw, +:3 Have hired ;;w;; me to undewminye x3 the ÚwÚ Duchess, +xDD And ^.^ buzz these x3 conjuwations uWu in her :33 bwain. +^-^ They >_> say >_> 'A ^-^ cwafty x3 knyave does >_< nyeed nyo broker'; +ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I :33 Suffowk ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's :3 bwokew. +:33 Hume, >_> if xDD you OwO take nyot ^-^ heed, xDD you UwU shaww OwO go nyeaw +;;w;; To caww them both :3 a :33 paiw of ^-^ cwafty >_> knyaves. +xDD Weww, UwU so OwO its stands; ÚwÚ and thus, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, uWu at >w< wast +x3 Hume's knyavewy xDD wiww be x3 the Duchess' ^.^ wweck, +xDD And her attaintuwe xDD wiww be xDD Humphwey's faww +Sowt >w< how >w< it :33 wiww, UwU I UwU shaww uWu have gowd fow all. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew >w< thwee ow fouw ^.^ PETITIONyEWS, >w< PETEW, x3 the uWu Awmouwew's ^w^ man, ^.^ being one + +uWu FIWST x3 PETITIONyEW. OwO My mastews, >_> wet's stand close; x3 my Lord Protector +xDD wiww come ÚwÚ this uWu way ^.^ by ÚwÚ and UwU by, ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ we OwO may ÚwÚ dewivew UwU ouw +;;w;; suppwications uWu in x3 the quiww. +^w^ SECOND x3 PETITIONyEW. OwO Mawwy, x3 the Lord x3 pwotect :3 him, fow uWu he's :3 a ÚwÚ good +^w^ man, >_< Jesu ;;w;; bwess x3 him! + +Entew :3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and >w< QUEEN + +uWu FIWST x3 PETITIONyEW. :3 Hewe xDD 'a ;;w;; comes, UwU methinks, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD Queen with ^.^ him. +I'll be x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, >_> suwe. +^w^ SECOND x3 PETITIONyEW. :3 Come back, foow; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk ÚwÚ and +nyot x3 my Lord UwU Pwotectow. +x3 SUFFOWK. How now, xDD fewwow! Wouldst ;;w;; anything with me? +uWu FIWST x3 PETITIONyEW. UwU I pray, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU pawdon OwO me; UwU I >_> took OwO ye fow x3 my Lord +UwU Pwotectow. +QUEEN. [Weads] uWu 'To x3 my Lord ÚwÚ Pwotectow!' ^w^ Awe x3 youw ;;w;; suppwications to +:33 his x3 wowdship? Let ;;w;; me >_> see OwO them. >_> What >_> is >_< thinye? +uWu FIWST x3 PETITIONyEW. Mine ;;w;; is, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, OwO against John +ÚwÚ Goodman, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's ^w^ man, fow ^w^ keeping x3 my ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and lands, +ÚwÚ and >w< wife ÚwÚ and all, from x3 me. +x3 SUFFOWK. x3 Thy >w< wife ;;w;; too! >w< That's x3 some wrong indeed. x3 What's x3 youws? +x3 What's here! [Weads] 'Against x3 the >w< Duke of ^.^ Suffowk, fow >_> encwosing +x3 the >w< commons of Melford.' How now, ^w^ siw uWu knyave! +^w^ SECOND x3 PETITIONyEW. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am >_> but :3 a poor >_> petitionyew of UwU ouw +whole >w< township. +^w^ PETEW. x3 [Pwesenting :33 his ^.^ petition] ^w^ Against x3 my ^.^ mastew, Thomas Hownyew, +fow :3 saying :3 that x3 the >w< Duke of York UwU was wightfuw heir to x3 the crown. +QUEEN. >_> What say'st thou? Did x3 the >w< Duke of York >_> say ^.^ he UwU was wightfuw +heir to x3 the crown? +^w^ PETEW. :33 That x3 my >_< mastew was? :3 Nyo, ^-^ fowsooth. OwO My >_< mastew uWu said :3 that ^.^ he +UwU was, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 the ^w^ King UwU was >w< an OwO usuwpew. +x3 SUFFOWK. Who >_> is OwO thewe? [Entew ^w^ sewvant] ^.^ Take ÚwÚ this fewwow x3 in, ÚwÚ and +>_> send fow :33 his >_< mastew with :3 a pursuivant presently. ^-^ We'ww hear ^.^ mowe +of x3 youw ;;w;; mattew >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; King. +uWu Exit xDD sewvant with ;;w;; PETEW +QUEEN. xDD And >_< as fow UwU you, :3 that wuv to be >_< pwotected +;;w;; Undew x3 the x3 wings of UwU ouw Protector's gwace, +Begin x3 youw ^w^ suits anew, ÚwÚ and sue to ^.^ him. +[Teaws x3 the supplications] +:33 Away, UwU base x3 cuwwions! ^.^ Suffowk, wet them ÚwÚ go. +uWu AWW. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's be ;;w;; gonye. Exeunt +QUEEN. OwO My Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, say, >_> is ÚwÚ this x3 the uWu guise, +Is ÚwÚ this x3 the ÚwÚ fashions uWu in x3 the court of Engwand? +Is ÚwÚ this x3 the guvwnment of ^w^ Bwitain's isle, +xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the xDD woyawty of Albion's UwU king? +What, UwU shaww ^w^ King Henwy be :3 a ^w^ pupiw still, +;;w;; Undew x3 the uWu suwwy :3 Gwoucestew's governance? +^w^ Am UwU I :3 a >_< queen uWu in ;;w;; titwe ÚwÚ and uWu in style, +xDD And ^w^ must be UwU made :3 a x3 subject to :3 a xDD duke? +UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, Powe, when uWu in x3 the UwU city Touws +^.^ Thou UwU wan'st :3 a tilt uWu in honour of x3 my wuv +xDD And stol'st OwO away x3 the ;;w;; wadies' heawts of >_< Fwance, +UwU I xDD thought ^w^ King Henwy xDD had wesembwed uWu thee +^w^ In couwage, couwtship, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwopowtion; +OwO But aww :33 his ^-^ mind >_> is UwU bent to holiness, +;;w;; To ^w^ nyumbew >w< Ave-Mawies on :33 his xDD beads; +ÚwÚ His champions OwO awe x3 the >w< pwophets ÚwÚ and ;;w;; apostwes; +ÚwÚ His ^.^ weapons, >w< howy saws of uWu sacwed UwU wwit; +ÚwÚ His ^-^ study >_> is :33 his UwU tiwt-yawd, ÚwÚ and :33 his loves +^w^ Awe ^-^ bwazen UwU images of canyonyized :33 saints. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the >_< cowwege of x3 the Cardinals +Wouwd choose ^.^ him :3 Pope, ÚwÚ and carry ^.^ him to ^w^ Wome, +xDD And uWu set x3 the :3 twipwe >_< cwown ;;w;; upon :33 his head; +:33 That :3 wewe :3 a >w< state ;;w;; fit fow :33 his uWu howinyess. +x3 SUFFOWK. uWu Madam, be uWu patient. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU was cause +uWu Youw >_> Highnyess ^-^ came to England, UwU so xDD wiww UwU I +^w^ In England ^.^ wowk x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's full OwO content. +QUEEN. ÚwÚ Beside x3 the ^.^ haughty ;;w;; Pwotectow, uWu have ^.^ we Beaufort +uWu The >_> impewious chuwchman; ^w^ Somewset, ;;w;; Buckingham, +xDD And gwumbwing Yowk; ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the least of these +OwO But ^.^ can UwU do ^.^ mowe uWu in England than x3 the ;;w;; King. +x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And ^.^ he of these :3 that ^.^ can UwU do UwU most of aww +UwU Cannyot UwU do ^.^ mowe uWu in England than x3 the OwO Nyeviws; +uWu Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Wawwick OwO awe nyo :33 simpwe peews. +QUEEN. ÚwÚ Nyot aww these wowds UwU do ^-^ vex ;;w;; me half UwU so much +;;w;; As :3 that OwO pwoud uWu dame, x3 the Lord Protector's x3 wife. +:33 She sweeps >w< it ^w^ thwough x3 the court with troops of x3 wadies, +uWu Mowe ^.^ wike >w< an x3 empwess than >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's x3 wife. +x3 Stwangews uWu in court UwU do OwO take her fow x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. +:33 She bears :3 a ^w^ duke's revenues on her back, +xDD And uWu in her >_< heawt ^.^ she scorns UwU ouw >w< puvwty; +Shall UwU I nyot ^w^ wive to be >_< aveng'd on OwO hew? +OwO Contemptuous >_> base-bown :33 cawwet >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, +:33 She vaunted ^w^ 'mongst her minions t' othew day +uWu The xDD vewy twain of her worst UwU weawing ÚwÚ gown +Was xDD bettew ^.^ wowth than aww x3 my father's lands, +Tiww :33 Suffowk uWu gave >w< two dukedoms fow :33 his >w< daughtew. +x3 SUFFOWK. uWu Madam, mysewf uWu have ^.^ wim'd :3 a ;;w;; bush fow hew, +xDD And pwac'd :3 a >_> quiwe of xDD such enticing xDD biwds +:33 That ^.^ she xDD wiww >w< wight to xDD wisten to x3 the >w< ways, +xDD And >_< nyevew ^-^ mount to >_> twoubwe xDD you ;;w;; again. +So, wet her rest. ^.^ And, UwU madam, ÚwÚ wist to uWu me, +For UwU I ^w^ am bold to counsel xDD you uWu in :33 this: +Awthough ^.^ we ^w^ fancy nyot x3 the Cardinal, +ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ must ^.^ we ^w^ join with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and with x3 the wowds, +Tiww ^.^ we uWu have ^.^ bwought >w< Duke Humphrey uWu in UwU disgwace. +;;w;; As fow x3 the >w< Duke of York, ÚwÚ this wate ^w^ compwaint +Will >_< make >_> but xDD wittwe fow :33 his benefit. +^w^ So one ^.^ by one we'll >_< weed them aww uWu at last, +xDD And xDD you >_> youwsewf UwU shaww steew x3 the ^w^ happy UwU hewm. + +Sound :3 a sennet. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ DUKE HUMPHREY, +x3 CAWDINyAW x3 BEAUFOWT, xDD BUCKINGHAM, YORK, SOMERSET, >_< SAWISBUWY, +^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF GWOUCESTEW + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. For x3 my >_> pawt, x3 nyobwe wowds, UwU I :3 cawe nyot ÚwÚ which: +:33 Ow Somerset ow York, aww's one to x3 me. +:3 YOWK. ;;w;; If York uWu have :33 iww OwO demean'd >_< himsewf uWu in >_< Fwance, +UwU Then wet ^.^ him be ^-^ denyay'd x3 the wegentship. +uWu SOMEWSET. ;;w;; If Somerset be >_< unwowthy of x3 the pwace, +Let York be >w< Wegent; UwU I xDD wiww yield to ^.^ him. +WARWICK. Whethew x3 youw Gwace be wowthy, >w< yea ow no, +>_> Dispute nyot :33 that; York >_> is x3 the >_> wowthiew. +CARDINAL. Ambitious Wawwick, wet >w< thy ^-^ bettews >_< speak. +WARWICK. uWu The ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's nyot x3 my xDD bettew uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. All uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 pwesence OwO awe >w< thy betters, uWu Wawwick. +WARWICK. Wawwick OwO may ^w^ wive to be x3 the best of all. +SAWISBUWY. uWu Peace, ^w^ son! xDD And x3 show x3 some weason, ;;w;; Buckingham, +Why Somerset >_> shouwd be pwefeww'd uWu in UwU this. +QUEEN. >_< Because x3 the OwO King, xDD fowsooth, xDD wiww uWu have >w< it :3 so. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Madam, x3 the ^w^ King >_> is ;;w;; owd enough >_< himsewf +;;w;; To UwU give :33 his ÚwÚ censuwe. ;;w;; These OwO awe nyo x3 women's matters. +QUEEN. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be ;;w;; owd UwU enyough, >_> what >_< nyeeds x3 youw Gwace +;;w;; To be Protector of :33 his :3 Excewwence? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Madam, UwU I ^w^ am Protector of x3 the ÚwÚ weawm; +xDD And uWu at :33 his :3 pweasuwe xDD wiww resign x3 my ;;w;; pwace. +x3 SUFFOWK. Wesign >w< it >w< then, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^.^ thinye UwU insowence. +Since xDD thou OwO wewt UwU king- >_< as who >_> is x3 king >_> but ^-^ thou?- +uWu The >_> commonweawth hath x3 daiwy >w< wun to uWu wwack, +uWu The uWu Dauphin hath pwevaiw'd ^w^ beyond x3 the seas, +xDD And aww x3 the peews ÚwÚ and nyobwes of x3 the weawm +:3 Have :33 been >_< as :3 bondmen to >w< thy suvweignty. +CARDINAL. uWu The >w< commons x3 hast xDD thou >_> wack'd; x3 the :33 cwewgy's ;;w;; bags +^w^ Awe wank ÚwÚ and lean with >w< thy extortions. +uWu SOMEWSET. x3 Thy >_> sumptuous buiwdings ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ wife's attiwe +:3 Have >_> cost :3 a :3 mass of public treasury. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. x3 Thy OwO cwuewty uWu in :33 execution +>_> Upon offenders hath ^w^ exceeded waw, +xDD And left uWu thee to x3 the xDD mewcy of x3 the law. +QUEEN. x3 Thy sawe of ;;w;; offices ÚwÚ and UwU towns uWu in >_< Fwance, +;;w;; If ;;w;; they :3 wewe ^-^ knyown, >_< as x3 the >_> suspect >_> is ^.^ gweat, +Wouwd >_< make uWu thee quickly hop ^-^ without >w< thy >_> head. +uWu Exit ^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The >w< QUEEN ^.^ dwops >w< QUEEN her >_> fan +Give ;;w;; me x3 my OwO fan. What, ÚwÚ minyion, ^.^ can OwO ye ^w^ nyot? +x3 [She ;;w;; gives x3 the DUCHESS :3 a ^w^ box on x3 the eaw] +UwU I cwy x3 youw mercy, x3 madam; UwU was >w< it you? +DUCHESS. ^-^ Was't >_< I? Yea, UwU I >w< it UwU was, OwO pwoud Frenchwoman. +Could UwU I come nyeaw x3 youw beauty with x3 my nyaiws, +UwU I couwd uWu set x3 my ;;w;; ten commandments uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; face. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu aunt, be ^.^ quiet; uWu 'twas OwO against her :33 wiww. +DUCHESS. ^w^ Against her :33 wiww, ÚwÚ good >_> King? Wook to 't uWu in time; +OwO She'ww hamper uWu thee ÚwÚ and :33 dandwe uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a UwU baby. +;;w;; Though uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 pwace UwU most >_< mastew ^-^ weaw nyo :3 bweeches, +:33 She UwU shaww nyot strike x3 Dame ;;w;; Eweanyow unweveng'd. uWu Exit +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Lord Cardinal, UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow Eleanor, +xDD And xDD wisten ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; Humphwey, >w< how ^.^ he proceeds. +>_> She's tickwed >_< nyow; her ^.^ fume >_< nyeeds nyo ^w^ spuws, +OwO She'ww uWu gawwop uWu faw enough to her ^.^ destwuction. uWu Exit + +^.^ We-entew GWOUCESTEW + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Nyow, wowds, x3 my ^.^ chowew ^.^ being overblown +With ^.^ wawking >_> once about x3 the >w< quadwangwe, +UwU I come to tawk of >_> commonweawth x3 affaiws. +;;w;; As fow x3 youw xDD spitefuw UwU fawse UwU objections, +^-^ Pwuv ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_< wie open to x3 the UwU waw; +OwO But ^w^ God uWu in xDD mewcy UwU so deal with x3 my :3 souw +;;w;; As UwU I uWu in >_> duty wuv x3 my x3 king ÚwÚ and :33 countwy! +OwO But to x3 the ;;w;; mattew :3 that ^.^ we uWu have uWu in ÚwÚ hand: +UwU I say, x3 my sovereign, York >_> is xDD meetest x3 man +;;w;; To be x3 youw Regent uWu in x3 the weawm of Fwance. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ we >_< make ^w^ ewection, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave +;;w;; To x3 show x3 some weason, of nyo xDD wittwe fowce, +:33 That York >_> is UwU most OwO unmeet of xDD any man. +:3 YOWK. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ Suffowk, >w< why UwU I ^w^ am OwO unmeet: +^.^ Fiwst, fow UwU I ;;w;; cannyot flatter uWu thee uWu in >_> pwide; +uWu Nyext, >_> if UwU I be uWu appointed fow x3 the pwace, +OwO My Lord of Somerset xDD wiww >_< keep ;;w;; me OwO hewe +Without dischawge, monyey, ow >_< fuwnyituwe, +Tiww Fwance be ^.^ won x3 into x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's ^w^ hands. +UwU Wast time UwU I UwU danc'd ;;w;; attendance on :33 his xDD wiww +Tiww Paris UwU was ÚwÚ besieg'd, famish'd, ÚwÚ and :3 wost. +WARWICK. :33 That ^.^ can UwU I ^w^ witnyess; ÚwÚ and :3 a fouwew ^w^ fact +Did >_< nyevew traitor uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wand ;;w;; commit. +x3 SUFFOWK. uWu Peace, headstrong x3 Wawwick! +WARWICK. ^w^ Image of pride, >w< why >_> shouwd UwU I howd x3 my peace? + +Entew uWu HOWNyEW, x3 the Awmouwew, ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man >w< PETEW, guawded + +x3 SUFFOWK. >_< Because OwO hewe >_> is :3 a x3 man ^-^ accus'd of treason: +>_> Pway ^w^ God x3 the >w< Duke of York UwU excuse >_< himsewf! +:3 YOWK. ^-^ Doth xDD any one ;;w;; accuse York fow :3 a traitor? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What x3 mean'st UwU thou, ^w^ Suffowk? Teww uWu me, >_> what OwO awe xDD these? +x3 SUFFOWK. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the x3 man +:33 That xDD doth ;;w;; accuse :33 his >_< mastew of xDD high treason; +ÚwÚ His wowds :3 wewe uWu these: :3 that Richard >w< Duke of York +Was wightfuw heir >w< unto x3 the :3 Engwish :3 cwown, +xDD And :3 that x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty UwU was >w< an OwO usuwpew. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Say, ^w^ man, :3 wewe these >w< thy xDD wowds? +>_> HOWNyEW. ;;w;; An't UwU shaww uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, UwU I >_< nyevew uWu said nor xDD thought +xDD any xDD such :3 mattew. ^w^ God >_> is x3 my ^.^ witnyess, UwU I ^w^ am :3 fawsewy ^-^ accus'd ^.^ by x3 the +villain. +^w^ PETEW. [Holding x3 up :33 his :33 hands] ^-^ By these ;;w;; ten xDD bonyes, x3 my wowds, ^.^ he uWu did +speak them to ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the >_> gawwet one night, >_< as ^.^ we :3 wewe scouring x3 my +Lord of >w< Yowk's ^-^ awmouw. +:3 YOWK. >w< Base *teleports behind you* dunghiww viwwain ÚwÚ and :33 mechanyicaw, +I'll uWu have >w< thy >_> head fow ÚwÚ this >w< thy UwU twaitow's :33 speech. +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw royal ÚwÚ Majesty, +Let ^.^ him uWu have aww x3 the uWu wigouw of x3 the law. +HORNER`. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ hang ;;w;; me >_> if OwO evew UwU I x3 spake x3 the ÚwÚ wowds. OwO My +xDD accusew >_> is x3 my ^w^ pwentice; ÚwÚ and when UwU I uWu did ^w^ cowwect ^.^ him fow :33 his ;;w;; fauwt +x3 the othew ^-^ day, ^.^ he uWu did vow ;;w;; upon :33 his knees ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd be even with +x3 me. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ good >_> witnyess of >_< this; >_< thewefowe UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw +ÚwÚ Majesty, UwU do nyot ;;w;; cast OwO away >w< an xDD honyest x3 man fow :3 a >_> viwwain's +:3 accusation. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Uncwe, >_> what UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> say to ÚwÚ this uWu in ;;w;; waw? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. This doom, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if UwU I OwO may >_< judge: +Let Somerset be Regent ^-^ o'ew x3 the Fwench, +>_< Because uWu in York ÚwÚ this breeds >w< suspicion; +xDD And wet these uWu have :3 a day uWu appointed them +For :3 singwe :33 combat uWu in UwU convenyient pwace, +For ^.^ he hath >_> witnyess of :33 his servant's xDD mawice. +This >_> is x3 the waw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's doom. +uWu SOMEWSET. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw royal >_< Majesty. +>_> HOWNyEW. xDD And UwU I xDD accept x3 the :33 combat >_< wiwwingwy. +^w^ PETEW. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot fight; fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, pity x3 my ^w^ case! +uWu The x3 spite of x3 man pwevaiweth OwO against x3 me. x3 O Wowd, uWu have xDD mewcy ;;w;; upon +uWu me, UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew be able to >w< fight :3 a bwow! x3 O Wowd, x3 my :33 heawt! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Siwwah, ow xDD you ^w^ must >w< fight ow >_> ewse be xDD hang'd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Away with them to prison; ÚwÚ and x3 the day of :33 combat UwU shaww +be x3 the >w< wast of x3 the :3 nyext month. +^.^ Come, ^w^ Somewset, we'll >_> see uWu thee sent xDD away. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 GWOUCESTEW'S >_< gawden + +Entew OwO MAWGEWY xDD JOUWDAIN, x3 the x3 witch; x3 the >w< two >w< pwiests, :33 HUME ÚwÚ and UwU SOUTHWEWW; +ÚwÚ and BOLINGBROKE + +>w< HUME. ^.^ Come, x3 my UwU mastews; x3 the ÚwÚ Duchess, UwU I tell UwU you, OwO expects +:3 pewfowmance of x3 youw ÚwÚ pwomises. +BOLINGBROKE. >_< Mastew :33 Hume, ^.^ we OwO awe >_< thewefowe provided; xDD wiww her +>w< wadyship behowd ÚwÚ and hear UwU ouw exorcisms? +>w< HUME. Ay, >_> what else? Fear xDD you nyot her courage. +BOLINGBROKE. UwU I uWu have heard her OwO wepowted to be :3 a OwO woman of >w< an +invincibwe uWu spiwit; >_> but >w< it UwU shaww be ;;w;; convenyient, >_< Mastew :33 Hume, :3 that +xDD you be ^.^ by her ÚwÚ awoft OwO whiwe ^.^ we be >w< busy below; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I pray xDD you x3 go, +uWu in >_> God's :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >_> us. ;;w;; [Exit >w< HUME] Mother Jourdain, be xDD you +x3 pwostwate ÚwÚ and >_< gwuvw on x3 the ^w^ eawth; John Southwell, ^w^ wead uWu you; ÚwÚ and +wet >_> us to UwU ouw >w< wowk. + +Entew DUCHESS awoft, fowwowed ^.^ by :33 HUME + +DUCHESS. Weww said, x3 my UwU mastews; ÚwÚ and wewcome all. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this gear, x3 the +:33 soonyew x3 the ^-^ bettew. +BOLINGBROKE. >w< Patience, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wady; xDD wizawds ^.^ knyow uWu theiw :33 times: +Deep night, dark night, x3 the silent of x3 the night, +uWu The time of >w< nyight when Twoy UwU was uWu set on x3 fiwe; +uWu The time when screech-owls cwy ÚwÚ and ban-dogs ^.^ howw, +xDD And ;;w;; spiwits UwU wawk ÚwÚ and ghosts bweak x3 up uWu theiw graves- +:33 That time best ^w^ fits x3 the ^.^ wowk ^.^ we uWu have uWu in >w< hand. +uWu Madam, sit UwU you, ÚwÚ and feaw not: ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we >w< waise +We xDD wiww >_< make ÚwÚ fast within :3 a hawwow'd ^-^ vewge. + +[Here ;;w;; they UwU do x3 the uWu cewemonyies bewonging, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 the circle; +BOLINGBROKE ow SOUTHWELL reads: 'Conjuro te,' &c. +^.^ It :3 thundews ÚwÚ and lightens ^-^ tewwibwy; xDD then x3 the SPIWIT wiseth] + +SPIWIT. >w< Adsum. +OwO MAWGEWY JOURDAIN. Asmath, +^-^ By x3 the xDD etewnyaw :33 God, x3 whose xDD nyame ÚwÚ and powew +^.^ Thou tremblest :3 at, answew :3 that UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; ask; +For >w< tiww xDD thou speak xDD thou shalt nyot pass from x3 hence. +SPIWIT. ;;w;; Ask >_> what xDD thou wilt; :3 that UwU I xDD had uWu said ÚwÚ and ^-^ donye. +BOLINGBROKE. [Weads] 'First of x3 the uWu king: >_> what UwU shaww of ^.^ him xDD become?' +SPIWIT. uWu The >w< Duke yet ;;w;; wives :3 that Henwy UwU shaww ^-^ depose; +OwO But ^.^ him :3 outwive, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die :3 a :3 viowent death. +xDD [As x3 the SPIWIT speaks, SOUTHWELL >_< wwites x3 the answer] +BOLINGBROKE. x3 'What ;;w;; fates xDD await x3 the >w< Duke of Suffowk?' +SPIWIT. ^-^ By UwU watew UwU shaww ^.^ he ^-^ die ÚwÚ and OwO take :33 his OwO end. +BOLINGBROKE. x3 'What UwU shaww befaww x3 the >w< Duke of uWu Somewset?' +SPIWIT. Let ^.^ him UwU shun ÚwÚ castwes: +^-^ Safew UwU shaww ^.^ he be ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu sandy UwU pwains +Than :3 whewe ^.^ castwes UwU mounted ^.^ stand. +:3 Have :33 donye, fow ^.^ mowe UwU I hardly ^.^ can enduwe. +BOLINGBROKE. :33 Descend to >w< dawknyess ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ buwnying wake; +ÚwÚ Fawse ^.^ fiend, >_< avoid! Thunder ÚwÚ and >_< wightnying. uWu Exit SPIWIT + +Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF +BUCKINGHAM with guawd, ÚwÚ and bweak uWu in + +:3 YOWK. Way ^.^ hands ;;w;; upon these traitors ÚwÚ and uWu theiw xDD twash. +^-^ Bewdam, UwU I think ^.^ we UwU watch'd xDD you uWu at >w< an >w< inch. +What, UwU madam, OwO awe xDD you OwO thewe? uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >_< commonweaw +^w^ Awe deepwy ^-^ indebted fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ piece of pains; +OwO My Lord Protector :33 wiww, UwU I doubt >w< it >_> nyot, +xDD See xDD you weww >_< guewdon'd fow these ÚwÚ good desewts. +DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Nyot half UwU so :33 bad >_< as ^.^ thinye to Engwand's OwO king, +Injurious ;;w;; Duke, :3 that ÚwÚ thweatest where's nyo OwO cause. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< Twue, UwU madam, >_< nyonye uWu at all. >_> What ^.^ can xDD you :3 this? +UwU Away with >w< them! wet them be ^-^ cwapp'd x3 up cwose, +xDD And :33 kept ^w^ asundew. >_< You, UwU madam, UwU shaww with >_> us. +Stafford, OwO take her to thee. +^-^ We'ww >_> see x3 youw :33 twinkets OwO hewe aww OwO fowthcoming. +Aww, away! +^.^ Exeunt, xDD abuv, DUCHESS ÚwÚ and OwO HUME, ^-^ guawded; bewow, +xDD WITCH, SOUTHWELL ÚwÚ and BOLINGBROKE, guawded +:3 YOWK. Lord ;;w;; Buckingham, uWu methinks xDD you UwU watch'd her well. +^-^ A OwO pwetty >_> pwot, weww OwO chosen to buiwd :33 upon! +>_> Nyow, pray, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> wet's >_> see x3 the >_> deviw's >w< wwit. +>_> What uWu have ^.^ we hewe? [Weads] +'The uWu duke yet ;;w;; wives :3 that Henwy UwU shaww ^-^ depose; +OwO But ^.^ him :3 outwive, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die :3 a :3 viowent >_< death.' +Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is >w< just +>_> 'Aio xDD te, ^w^ Aeacida, :33 Womanyos vincewe ^-^ posse.' +xDD Weww, to x3 the >_> west: +'Tell ;;w;; me >_> what fate awaits x3 the >w< Duke of Suffowk?' +>_< 'By UwU watew UwU shaww ^.^ he ^-^ die ÚwÚ and OwO take :33 his ^w^ end.' +x3 'What UwU shaww uWu betide x3 the >w< Duke of uWu Somewset?' +^w^ 'Wet ^.^ him UwU shun :3 castwes; +^-^ Safew UwU shaww ^.^ he be ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu sandy UwU pwains +Than :3 whewe ^.^ castwes UwU mounted stand.' +^.^ Come, come, x3 my :3 wowds; +;;w;; These oracles OwO awe hardly ;;w;; attain'd, +xDD And hardly ;;w;; undewstood. +uWu The ^w^ King >_> is nyow uWu in ^w^ pwogwess uWu towawds Saint >_> Awbans, +With ^.^ him x3 the :33 husband of ÚwÚ this lovely ;;w;; wady; +Thither OwO go these nyews >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as UwU howse ^.^ can carry OwO them- +^-^ A sowwy OwO bweakfast fow x3 my Lord UwU Pwotectow. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu Youw Gwace UwU shaww UwU give ;;w;; me weave, x3 my Lord of York, +;;w;; To be x3 the ÚwÚ post, uWu in UwU hope of :33 his ÚwÚ wewawd. +:3 YOWK. At x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +Who's within thewe, ho? + +Entew :3 a uWu sewving-man + +x3 Invite x3 my Lords of uWu Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Wawwick +;;w;; To UwU sup with ;;w;; me to-mowwow OwO nyight. >_> Away! Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Saint Awbans + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, xDD QUEEN, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, CARDINAL, ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK, +with :3 Fawconyews halloing + +QUEEN. :3 Bewieve uWu me, wowds, fow uWu fwying uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ bwook, +UwU I saw nyot xDD bettew spowt these ÚwÚ seven >_> yeaws' uWu day; +Yet, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, x3 the wind UwU was xDD vewy UwU high, +xDD And ;;w;; ten to one ;;w;; owd UwU Joan xDD had nyot >_> gonye OwO out. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO But >_> what :3 a UwU point, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw fawcon made, +xDD And >_> what :3 a ^w^ pitch ^.^ she flew :33 abuv x3 the west! +;;w;; To >_> see >w< how ^w^ God uWu in aww ÚwÚ His ^-^ cweatuwes wowks! +Yea, x3 man ÚwÚ and xDD biwds OwO awe >_> fain of ^-^ cwimbing xDD high. +x3 SUFFOWK. No marvel, >w< an >w< it ^.^ wike x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, +OwO My Lord Protector's hawks UwU do tow'w UwU so well; +^-^ They ^.^ knyow uWu theiw >_< mastew loves to be awoft, +xDD And bears :33 his >_< thoughts :33 abuv :33 his >_< fawcon's uWu pitch. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a UwU base ignoble ^-^ mind +:33 That ^-^ mounts nyo :3 highew than :3 a biwd ^.^ can ^.^ soaw. +CARDINAL. UwU I xDD thought >_< as >_> much; ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd be :33 abuv x3 the x3 cwouds. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, x3 my ;;w;; wowd Cardinal, >w< how think xDD you ^.^ by ^-^ that? +^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot ÚwÚ good x3 youw Gwace couwd fwy to UwU heaven? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The tweasuwy of everlasting >_< joy! +CARDINAL. x3 Thy heaven >_> is on ^w^ eawth; ^.^ thinye eyes ÚwÚ and >_< thoughts +uWu Beat on :3 a :3 cwown, x3 the treasure of >w< thy heawt; +Pernicious ;;w;; Pwotectow, uWu dangewous peer, +:33 That ÚwÚ smooth'st >w< it UwU so with ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >_> commonweaw. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, Cardinal, >_> is x3 youw xDD pwiesthood grown pewemptowy? +Tantaenye :33 anyimis >_< coewestibus iwae? +Chuwchmen UwU so :33 hot? ^-^ Good uWu uncwe, hide xDD such malice; +With xDD such howinyess ^.^ can xDD you UwU do :33 it? +x3 SUFFOWK. No x3 mawice, siw; nyo ^.^ mowe than weww x3 becomes +^w^ So ÚwÚ good :3 a ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and UwU so :33 bad :3 a peer. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; As who, x3 my xDD wowd? +x3 SUFFOWK. Why, >_< as UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; An't ^.^ wike x3 youw >_> wowdwy Lord's Protectorship. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, ^.^ Suffowk, England xDD knyows ^.^ thinye UwU insowence. +QUEEN. xDD And >w< thy ambition, ^.^ Gwoucestew. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ peace, +^-^ Good :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and ^w^ whet nyot on these ÚwÚ fuwious UwU peews; +For blessed OwO awe x3 the :3 peacemakews on ;;w;; eawth. +CARDINAL. Let ;;w;; me be blessed fow x3 the uWu peace UwU I >_< make +^w^ Against ÚwÚ this OwO pwoud Protector with x3 my swowd! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to ^.^ CAWDINyAW] Faith, >w< howy uWu uncwe, ^.^ wouwd >w< 'twewe +come to >_< that! +CARDINAL. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] OwO Mawwy, when xDD thou dar'st. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to ^.^ CAWDINyAW] ^-^ Make x3 up nyo uWu factious xDD nyumbews fow x3 the +mattew; +^w^ In ^.^ thinye UwU own ÚwÚ pewson answew >w< thy ^-^ abuse. +CARDINAL. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] Ay, :3 whewe xDD thou ^w^ daw'st nyot :33 peep; >w< an +>_> if xDD thou uWu daw'st, +This x3 evenying on x3 the uWu east x3 side of x3 the ^-^ gwuv. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How now, x3 my lords! +CARDINAL. :3 Bewieve uWu me, xDD cousin :33 Gwoucestew, +xDD Had nyot x3 youw x3 man put x3 up x3 the fowl UwU so suddenly, +We xDD had xDD had ^.^ mowe ;;w;; spowt. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] :3 Come with >w< thy +two-hand ^-^ swowd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Twue, uncle. +CARDINAL. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] ^w^ Awe OwO ye :33 advis'd? uWu The uWu east x3 side of +x3 the ^w^ gwuv? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to ^.^ CAWDINyAW] Cardinal, UwU I ^w^ am with OwO you. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, >w< how now, :33 uncwe :33 Gwoucestew! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Tawking of xDD hawking; >_< nyothing else, x3 my OwO wowd. +^-^ [Aside to ^.^ CAWDINyAW] >_> Nyow, ^.^ by >_> God's uWu Mothew, ;;w;; pwiest, +I'll >w< shave x3 youw >_< cwown fow uWu this, +:33 Ow aww x3 my ;;w;; fence UwU shaww >_< faiw. +CARDINAL. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] :33 Medice, :3 teipsum; +;;w;; Pwotectow, >_> see uWu to't well; x3 pwotect OwO youwsewf. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The >_< winds gwow ÚwÚ high; UwU so UwU do x3 youw :3 stomachs, lords. +How :33 iwksome >_> is ÚwÚ this uWu music to x3 my :33 heawt! +x3 When xDD such xDD stwings :33 jaw, >_> what UwU hope of >w< hawmony? +UwU I pray, x3 my wowds, wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ compound ÚwÚ this x3 stwife. + +Entew :3 a :33 TOWNSMAN of Saint >_> Awbans, :3 cwying >_> 'A :3 miwacwe!' + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> What means ÚwÚ this ^w^ nyoise? +ÚwÚ Fewwow, >_> what :33 miwacwe dost xDD thou >_> pwocwaim? +*blushes* TOWNSMAN. ^-^ A miracle! ^-^ A miracle! +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Come to x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him >_> what miracle. +*blushes* TOWNSMAN. Forsooth, :3 a ^w^ bwind x3 man uWu at Saint Awbans ^.^ shwinye +OwO Within ÚwÚ this half >_> houw hath weceiv'd :33 his sight; +^-^ A x3 man :3 that ^w^ nye'ew saw uWu in :33 his >w< wife befowe. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Now ^w^ God be UwU pwais'd :3 that to believing >w< souws +>w< Gives >w< wight uWu in ^-^ dawknyess, uWu comfowt uWu in UwU despaiw! + +Entew x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF SAINT ;;w;; AWBANS ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU bwethwen, +:33 beawing uWu Simpcox ^-^ between >w< two uWu in :3 a >_< chaiw; +:33 his uWu WIFE ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ muwtitude fowwowing + +CARDINAL. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the xDD townsmen on ;;w;; pwocession +;;w;; To xDD pwesent x3 youw >_> Highnyess with x3 the man. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Gweat >_> is :33 his uWu comfowt uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ eawthwy :3 vawe, +Awthough ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ sight :33 his x3 sin be multiplied. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Stand UwU by, x3 my UwU mastews; ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him nyeaw x3 the uWu King; +ÚwÚ His Highness' :3 pweasuwe >_> is to tawk with ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ Good fewwow, tell >_> us OwO hewe x3 the ciwcumstance, +:33 That ^.^ we fow uWu thee OwO may gwowify x3 the Lord. +What, x3 hast xDD thou :33 been ^-^ wong ^w^ bwind ÚwÚ and nyow restor'd? +:33 SIMPCOX. x3 Bown ÚwÚ bwind, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +^.^ WIFE. uWu Ay ÚwÚ indeed UwU was he. +x3 SUFFOWK. >_> What OwO woman >_> is :3 this? +^.^ WIFE. ÚwÚ His :3 wife, UwU an't ^.^ wike x3 youw UwU wowship. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Hadst xDD thou :33 been :33 his :33 mothew, xDD thou ^w^ couwdst uWu have xDD bettew +uWu towd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Whewe OwO wewt xDD thou ^.^ bown? +:33 SIMPCOX. At ;;w;; Bewwick uWu in x3 the :33 nyowth, UwU an't ^.^ wike x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO Poow x3 souw, >_> God's xDD goodnyess hath :33 been great to thee. +Let >_< nyevew day nor >w< nyight :33 unhawwowed pass, +OwO But still remember >_> what x3 the Lord hath ^-^ donye. +QUEEN. Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ good fewwow, xDD cam'st xDD thou OwO hewe ^.^ by chance, +:33 Ow of devotion, to ÚwÚ this >w< howy shrine? +:33 SIMPCOX. ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, of puwe :3 devotion; ^.^ being ^w^ caww'd +^-^ A :3 hundwed times ÚwÚ and oft'ner, uWu in x3 my sweep, +^-^ By ÚwÚ good Saint ^w^ Awban, who uWu said ^w^ 'Simpcox, come, +^.^ Come, offer uWu at x3 my shwinye, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp thee.' +^.^ WIFE. :3 Most ^-^ twue, forsooth; ÚwÚ and UwU many time ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft +xDD Mysewf uWu have heard :3 a uWu voice to caww ^.^ him :3 so. +CARDINAL. What, awt xDD thou ^.^ wame? +:33 SIMPCOX. Ay, ^w^ God ^w^ Awmighty OwO hewp me! +x3 SUFFOWK. How xDD cam'st xDD thou so? +:33 SIMPCOX. ^-^ A faww x3 off of :3 a :33 twee. +^.^ WIFE. ^-^ A uWu pwum tree, master. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. How ^-^ wong x3 hast xDD thou :33 been >w< bwind? +:33 SIMPCOX. >_< O, bown >_> so, x3 mastew! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, ÚwÚ and wouldst x3 cwimb :3 a tree? +:33 SIMPCOX. OwO But :3 that uWu in aww x3 my :3 wife, when UwU I UwU was :3 a >_< youth. +^.^ WIFE. Too true; ÚwÚ and xDD bought :33 his ^-^ cwimbing xDD vewy deaw. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Mass, xDD thou wov'dst plums weww, :3 that wouldst venture :3 so. +:33 SIMPCOX. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good ^.^ mastew, x3 my >w< wife desir'd x3 some damsons +xDD And UwU made ;;w;; me cwimb, With danger of x3 my life. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ A >_> subtwe uWu knyave! OwO But yet >w< it UwU shaww nyot sewve: +Let ;;w;; me >_> see ^.^ thinye eyes; >_> wink >_< nyow; nyow open OwO them; +^w^ In x3 my opinyion yet xDD thou seest nyot well. +:33 SIMPCOX. Yes, ^.^ mastew, ^-^ cweaw >_< as ^-^ day, UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint ^.^ Awban. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Say'st xDD thou ;;w;; me so? >_> What colour >_> is ÚwÚ this uWu cwoak UwU of? +:33 SIMPCOX. :33 Wed, mastew; red >_< as blood. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, ^w^ that's weww UwU said. >_> What colour >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ gown UwU of? +:33 SIMPCOX. Black, forsooth; coal-black >_< as jet. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, >w< then, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st >_> what colour jet >_> is UwU of? +x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And ^w^ yet, UwU I >_< think, jet uWu did ^.^ he >_< nyevew ^-^ see. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But OwO cwoaks ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowns >w< befowe ÚwÚ this day :3 a many. +^.^ WIFE. xDD Nyevew >w< befowe ÚwÚ this day uWu in aww :33 his life. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Teww uWu me, sirrah, UwU what's x3 my :3 nyame? +:33 SIMPCOX. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ mastew, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 What's :33 his :3 nyame? +:33 SIMPCOX. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Nyow ^w^ his? +:33 SIMPCOX. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, master. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 What's ^.^ thinye UwU own :3 nyame? +:33 SIMPCOX. Saunder >w< Simpcox, >w< an >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, master. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Then, Saunder, sit thewe, x3 the >w< wying'st x3 knyave uWu in +Chwistendom. ;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been bown ÚwÚ bwind, xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst >_< as weww +uWu have ÚwÚ knyown aww UwU ouw nyames >_< as OwO thus to xDD nyame x3 the sevewaw cowouws ^.^ we +UwU do weaw. :3 Sight OwO may distinguish of OwO cowouws; >_> but ;;w;; suddenwy to +nominate them all, >w< it >_> is >_> impossibwe. OwO My wowds, Saint ^.^ Awban OwO hewe +hath donye :3 a miracle; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd OwO ye nyot think :33 his x3 cunnying to be +great :3 that couwd restore ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cwippwe to :33 his UwU wegs ^w^ again? +:33 SIMPCOX. x3 O ^.^ mastew, :3 that xDD you UwU couwd! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My >w< mastews of Saint >_> Awbans, uWu have xDD you nyot ^.^ beadwes uWu in +x3 youw xDD town, ÚwÚ and ^.^ things ^w^ caww'd x3 whips? +;;w;; MAYOW. Yes, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then >_> send fow one presently. +;;w;; MAYOW. Siwwah, OwO go :3 fetch x3 the beadwe ÚwÚ hithew stwaight. +uWu Exit >w< an x3 attendant +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Now :3 fetch ;;w;; me :3 a :33 stoow ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. :3 [A :33 stoow +bwought] >_> Nyow, sirrah, >_> if xDD you >_> mean to :3 save >_> youwsewf from UwU whipping, +^-^ weap ;;w;; me uvw ÚwÚ this :33 stoow ÚwÚ and >w< wun xDD away. +:33 SIMPCOX. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ mastew, UwU I ^w^ am nyot able to stand awonye! +>_> You OwO go about to towtuwe ;;w;; me uWu in OwO vain. + +Entew :3 a BEADLE with OwO whips + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu have xDD you find x3 youw wegs. +^w^ Siwwah beadwe, whip ^.^ him >w< tiww ^.^ he ^-^ weap uvw :3 that same stoow. +BEADLE. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. :3 Come ;;w;; on, siwwah; x3 off with x3 youw ^w^ doubwet +>w< quickwy. +:33 SIMPCOX. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ mastew, >_> what UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? UwU I ^w^ am nyot able to ^.^ stand. + +>w< Aftew x3 the BEADLE hath ;;w;; hit ^.^ him ^w^ once, ^.^ he weaps uvw +x3 the :33 stoow ÚwÚ and wuns :3 away; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ and cwy +>_> 'A :3 miwacwe!' + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O :33 God, seest ^.^ Thou uWu this, ÚwÚ and beawest UwU so long? +QUEEN. ^.^ It UwU made ;;w;; me laugh to >_> see x3 the viwwain wun. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Follow x3 the ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and OwO take ÚwÚ this dwab xDD away. +^.^ WIFE. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we uWu did >w< it fow puwe UwU nyeed! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Let them be whipp'd ^w^ thwough every xDD mawket :33 town >w< tiww ;;w;; they +come to Bewwick, from >_> whence ;;w;; they >_< came. +Exeunt x3 MAYOW, ÚwÚ BEADWE, x3 WIFE, &c. +CARDINAL. >w< Duke Humphrey >_> has donye :3 a :33 miwacwe ^w^ to-day. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^w^ Twue; UwU made x3 the :3 wame to ^-^ weap ÚwÚ and fwy xDD away. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But xDD you uWu have donye ^.^ mowe miracles than ^.^ I: +>_> You UwU made uWu in :3 a ^-^ day, x3 my uWu wowd, whole UwU towns to fwy. + +Entew BUCKINGHAM + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What UwU tidings with UwU ouw xDD cousin Buckingham? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >w< Such >_< as x3 my >_< heawt xDD doth :3 twembwe to unfold: +^-^ A ;;w;; sowt of naughty OwO pewsons, UwU wewdwy xDD bent, +;;w;; Undew x3 the >_< countenyance ÚwÚ and confederacy +Of xDD Wady Eleanor, x3 the Protector's :3 wife, +uWu The xDD wingweadew ÚwÚ and >_> head of aww ÚwÚ this >_> wout, +:3 Have ÚwÚ pwactis'd ÚwÚ dangewouswy OwO against x3 youw state, +^-^ Deawing with :3 witches ÚwÚ and with :3 conjuwews, +;;w;; Whom ^.^ we uWu have apprehended uWu in x3 the fact, +>w< Waising x3 up wicked ;;w;; spiwits from :33 undew ground, +>w< Demanding of ^w^ King >_> Henwy's >w< wife ÚwÚ and :33 death +xDD And othew of x3 youw Highness' :3 Pwivy ^w^ Counciw, +;;w;; As ^.^ mowe uWu at large x3 youw Gwace UwU shaww :33 undewstand. +CARDINAL. xDD And >_> so, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this means +uWu Youw uWu wady >_> is ÚwÚ fowthcoming yet uWu at OwO Wondon. +This news, UwU I >_< think, hath >_> tuwn'd x3 youw xDD weapon's UwU edge; +'Tis :3 wike, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you xDD wiww nyot >_< keep x3 youw hour. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ambitious OwO chuwchman, OwO weave to UwU affwict x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +OwO Sowwow ÚwÚ and grief uWu have >_< vanquish'd aww x3 my powews; +^.^ And, >_< vanquish'd >_< as UwU I am, UwU I yield to x3 the +:33 Ow to x3 the meanyest groom. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O :33 God, >_> what >w< mischiefs ^.^ wowk x3 the wicked onyes, +Heaping :3 confusion on uWu theiw UwU own heads theweby! +QUEEN. :33 Gwoucestew, >_> see OwO hewe x3 the >w< taintuwe of >w< thy nyest; +xDD And wook >w< thysewf be >_> fauwtwess, xDD thou OwO wewt >_> best. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Madam, fow myself, to heaven UwU I UwU do appeaw +How UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd x3 my ^w^ King ÚwÚ and commonweaw; +xDD And fow x3 my >w< wife UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how >w< it ^w^ stands. +Sowwy UwU I ^w^ am to hear >_> what UwU I uWu have heawd. +Noble ^.^ she is; >_> but >_> if ^.^ she uWu have fowgot +xDD Honyouw ÚwÚ and virtue, ÚwÚ and convers'd with xDD such +As, ^.^ wike to uWu pitch, ^.^ defiwe nobility, +UwU I banyish her x3 my x3 bed ÚwÚ and >_< company +xDD And UwU give her >_< as :3 a prey to law ÚwÚ and UwU shame, +:33 That hath ^-^ dishonyouwed :3 Gwoucestew's xDD honyest nyame. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Weww, fow ÚwÚ this >w< nyight ^.^ we xDD wiww wepose >_> us hewe. +>_< To-mowwow toward ;;w;; Wondon back again +;;w;; To wook x3 into ÚwÚ this business thowoughwy +xDD And caww these fouw offenders to uWu theiw answers, +xDD And ^.^ poise x3 the cause uWu in UwU justice' equal :33 scawes, +>_< Whose ^.^ beam >w< stands x3 suwe, x3 whose wightfuw cause pwevaiws. +>w< Fwouwish. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YOWK'S >_< gawden + +Entew YORK, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWWICK + +:3 YOWK. >_> Nyow, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lords of uWu Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Wawwick, +Our :33 simpwe OwO suppew ended, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave +^w^ In ÚwÚ this ^-^ cwose UwU wawk to satisfy mysewf +^w^ In UwU cwaving x3 youw opinyion of x3 my OwO tide, +>_< Which >_> is OwO infawwibwe, to Engwand's crown. +SAWISBUWY. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^-^ wong to hear >w< it uWu at ^w^ fuww. +WARWICK. ÚwÚ Sweet York, begin; ÚwÚ and >_> if >w< thy >_< cwaim be UwU good, +uWu The ^w^ Nyeviws OwO awe >w< thy subjects to >_> command. +:3 YOWK. UwU Then thus: +Edward x3 the Third, x3 my wowds, xDD had ÚwÚ seven sons; +uWu The ÚwÚ fiwst, Edward x3 the ;;w;; Bwack >_< Pwince, Prince of >w< Wawes; +uWu The xDD second, ;;w;; Wiwwiam of ÚwÚ Hatfiewd; ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO thiwd, +Wionyew >w< Duke of Cwawence; :3 nyext to ÚwÚ whom +Was John of Gaunt, x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Wancastew; +uWu The :3 fifth UwU was Edmund uWu Wangwey, >w< Duke of Yowk; +uWu The uWu sixth UwU was Thomas of >_< Woodstock, >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew; +;;w;; Wiwwiam of ^-^ Windsow UwU was x3 the ÚwÚ seventh ÚwÚ and last. +Edward x3 the ;;w;; Bwack Prince >w< died >w< befowe :33 his >w< fathew +xDD And left x3 behind ^.^ him ^.^ Wichawd, :33 his >w< onwy x3 son, +UwU Who, ÚwÚ aftew Edward x3 the Thiwd's UwU death, x3 weign'd >_< as x3 king +Tiww Henwy ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, >w< Duke of Lancaster, +uWu The eldest >_< son ÚwÚ and heir of John of Gaunt, +Cwown'd ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of Henwy x3 the >_> Fouwth, +x3 Seiz'd on x3 the ^w^ weawm, :3 depos'd x3 the wightfuw OwO king, +:3 Sent :33 his poor >_< queen to >_< Fwance, from >_> whence ^.^ she >_< came. +xDD And ^.^ him to :3 Pomfwet, where, >_< as aww xDD you knyow, +Harmless Richard UwU was murdered >_> twaitowouswy. +WARWICK. :3 Fathew, x3 the >w< Duke hath told x3 the truth; +^-^ Thus ^w^ got x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 Wancastew x3 the crown. +:3 YOWK. >_< Which nyow ;;w;; they howd ^.^ by fowce, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ by right; +For ^.^ Wichawd, x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ son's heiw, ^.^ being >_< dead, +uWu The x3 issue of x3 the :3 nyext >_< son >_> shouwd uWu have ^w^ weign'd. +SAWISBUWY. OwO But ;;w;; Wiwwiam of Hatfiewd >w< died ^-^ without >w< an ÚwÚ heiw. +:3 YOWK. uWu The thiwd x3 son, >w< Duke of >w< Cwawence, from x3 whose winye +UwU I >_< cwaim x3 the :3 cwown, xDD had x3 issue UwU Phiwippe, :3 a ^w^ daughtew, +Who mawwied Edmund Mortimer, ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Mawch; +Edmund xDD had ^w^ issue, Wogew ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Mawch; +Wogew xDD had ^w^ issue, :3 Edmund, ÚwÚ Annye, ÚwÚ and Eleanor. +SAWISBUWY. This :3 Edmund, uWu in x3 the OwO weign of ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have wead, laid >_< cwaim >w< unto x3 the >_< cwown; +^.^ And, >_> but fow OwO Owen OwO Gwendowew, xDD had :33 been OwO king, +Who :33 kept ^.^ him uWu in :33 captivity >w< tiww ^.^ he ÚwÚ died. +But, to x3 the rest. +:3 YOWK. ÚwÚ His eldest ^-^ sistew, ÚwÚ Annye, +OwO My :33 mothew, ^.^ being heir >w< unto x3 the :3 cwown, +uWu Mawwied Richard ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, who UwU was +;;w;; To Edmund uWu Wangwey, Edward x3 the Thiwd's :3 fifth x3 son, OwO son. +^-^ By her UwU I >_< cwaim x3 the >_< kingdom: ^.^ she UwU was heir +;;w;; To Wogew ^-^ Eaww of March, who UwU was x3 the >_< son +Of Edmund Mortimer, who mawwied UwU Phiwippe, +Sole daughter >w< unto Wionyew >w< Duke of Cwawence; +So, >_> if x3 the x3 issue of x3 the :33 ewdew >_< son +^w^ Succeed >w< befowe x3 the younger, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; King. +WARWICK. >_> What uWu pwain proceedings >_> is ^.^ mowe uWu pwain than :3 this? +Henwy xDD doth >_< cwaim x3 the >_< cwown from John of Gaunt, +uWu The :3 fouwth son: York claims >w< it from x3 the third. +Tiww Wionyew's x3 issue ÚwÚ faiws, :33 his >_> shouwd nyot reign. +^.^ It >_< faiws nyot ^w^ yet, >_> but fwouwishes uWu in uWu thee +xDD And uWu in >w< thy sons, >w< faiw slips of xDD such :3 a :3 stock. +Then, >w< fathew >_> Sawisbuwy, ^w^ knyeew ^.^ we together, +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> pwivate :3 pwot be ^.^ we x3 the xDD fiwst +:33 That UwU shaww OwO sawute UwU ouw wightfuw suvweign +With honour of :33 his ÚwÚ biwthwight to x3 the crown. +ÚwÚ BOTH. OwO Wong ^w^ wive UwU ouw suvweign ^.^ Wichawd, Engwand's King! +:3 YOWK. We >_> thank UwU you, lords. OwO But UwU I ^w^ am nyot x3 youw x3 king +Tiww UwU I be cwown'd, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 my xDD swowd be x3 stain'd +With ^w^ heawt-bwood of x3 the ;;w;; house of ^-^ Wancastew; +xDD And ^w^ that's nyot ;;w;; suddenwy to be pewfowm'd, +OwO But with advice ÚwÚ and silent >w< secwecy. +Do xDD you >_< as UwU I UwU do uWu in these uWu dangewous ^.^ days: +>_> Wink uWu at x3 the >w< Duke of Suffolk's ÚwÚ insowence, +At Beaufowt's pride, uWu at Somewset's ambition, +At ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the cwew of ÚwÚ them, +Tiww ;;w;; they uWu have snar'd x3 the xDD shephewd of x3 the UwU fwock, +:33 That virtuous >_< pwince, x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke Humphrey; +'Tis :3 that ;;w;; they seek; ÚwÚ and >w< they, uWu in UwU seeking :3 that, +Shall find uWu theiw UwU deaths, >_> if York ^.^ can prophesy. +SAWISBUWY. OwO My uWu wowd, bweak ^.^ we :33 off; ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 youw ^-^ mind uWu at ^w^ fuww. +WARWICK. OwO My >_< heawt xDD assuwes ;;w;; me :3 that x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick +Shall one day >_< make x3 the >w< Duke of York :3 a king. +:3 YOWK. ^.^ And, ÚwÚ Nyeviw, ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe myself, +Richard UwU shaww ^w^ wive to >_< make x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick +uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest x3 man uWu in England >_> but x3 the ;;w;; King. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +OwO Wondon. ^-^ A ^-^ haww of justice + +Sound x3 twumpets. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and >w< State: x3 the xDD QUEEN, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, YORK, +x3 SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ and >_< SAWISBUWY, with guawd, to banyish x3 the DUCHESS. OwO Entew, >w< guawded, +x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO MAWGEWY xDD JOUWDAIN, OwO HUME, SOUTHWEWW, ÚwÚ and BOLINGBROKE + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Stand ^-^ fowth, x3 Dame ;;w;; Eweanyow ÚwÚ Cobham, :3 Gwoucestew's xDD wife: +^w^ In ^.^ sight of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and us, x3 youw guilt >_> is gweat; +Receive x3 the :33 sentence of x3 the law fow :3 sins +>w< Such >_< as ^.^ by >_> God's ^w^ book OwO awe ^w^ adjudg'd to death. +>_> You >w< fouw, from >w< hence to :3 pwison back again; +Fwom thence >w< unto x3 the :33 pwace of UwU execution: +uWu The >w< witch uWu in Smithfiewd UwU shaww be burnt to :3 ashes, +xDD And xDD you >w< thwee UwU shaww be xDD stwangwed on x3 the >_> gawwows. +>_< You, UwU madam, fow xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyobwy born, +Despoiwed of x3 youw honour uWu in x3 youw :3 wife, +Shaww, ÚwÚ aftew >w< thwee >_> days' open >_< penyance :33 donye, +Wive uWu in x3 youw countwy OwO hewe uWu in UwU banyishment +With Sir John Stanwey uWu in x3 the >_> Iswe of uWu Man. +DUCHESS. Welcome >_> is ;;w;; banyishment; wewcome :3 wewe x3 my death. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Eleanor, x3 the waw, xDD thou >_< seest, hath judged thee. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot justify ÚwÚ whom x3 the law uWu condemns. +Exeunt x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ and x3 the othew pwisonyews, guawded +Mine eyes OwO awe full of ^-^ teaws, x3 my >_< heawt of ÚwÚ gwief. +xDD Ah, ;;w;; Humphwey, ÚwÚ this x3 dishonyouw uWu in ^.^ thinye age +Will ;;w;; bwing >w< thy >_> head with sorrow to x3 the ^-^ gwound! +UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to go; +OwO Sowwow ^.^ wouwd xDD sowace, ÚwÚ and >_< minye age ^.^ wouwd ^w^ ease. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Stay, Humphrey >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew; ere xDD thou x3 go, +Give x3 up >w< thy staff; Henwy xDD wiww to >_< himsewf +Protector be; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God UwU shaww be x3 my hope, +OwO My ;;w;; stay, x3 my OwO guide, ÚwÚ and lantern to x3 my xDD feet. +xDD And OwO go uWu in ÚwÚ peace, ;;w;; Humphwey, nyo less ÚwÚ bewov'd +Than when xDD thou OwO wewt Protector to >w< thy ;;w;; King. +QUEEN. UwU I >_> see nyo reason >w< why :3 a x3 king of years +Should be to be >_< pwotected ^.^ wike :3 a :33 chiwd. +^w^ God ÚwÚ and ^w^ King Henwy >_< guvwn Engwand's weawm! +Give x3 up x3 youw staff, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King :33 his weawm. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My x3 staff! Here, x3 nyobwe Henry, >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ staff. +;;w;; As ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU do UwU I x3 the same resign +;;w;; As ere >w< thy >w< fathew Henwy UwU made >w< it minye; +xDD And even >_< as ^w^ wiwwingwy uWu at >w< thy ;;w;; feet UwU I OwO weave >w< it +;;w;; As ;;w;; othews ^.^ wouwd x3 ambitiouswy receive :3 it. +UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good uWu King; when UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead ÚwÚ and >w< gonye, +^-^ May ^.^ honyouwabwe uWu peace >_< attend >w< thy >_< thwonye! uWu Exit +QUEEN. Why, nyow >_> is Henwy OwO King, ÚwÚ and Margaret :3 Queen, +xDD And Humphrey >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew scawce himsewf, +:33 That bears UwU so shrewd :3 a ^.^ maim: >w< two ^w^ puwws uWu at >_> once- +ÚwÚ His uWu wady banyish'd ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 wimb OwO wopp'd off. +This uWu staff of honour waught, there wet >w< it stand +Whewe >w< it best ^w^ fits to be, uWu in >_> Henwy's >w< hand. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ Thus uWu dwoops ÚwÚ this wofty pine ÚwÚ and uWu hangs :33 his uWu spways; +^-^ Thus Eleanor's >_< pwide dies uWu in her xDD youngest days. +:3 YOWK. ;;w;; Wowds, wet ^.^ him ÚwÚ go. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, +This >_> is x3 the day uWu appointed fow x3 the combat; +xDD And ready OwO awe x3 the appellant ÚwÚ and defendant, +uWu The UwU awmouwew ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ man, to enter x3 the wists, +^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess to behowd x3 the ^w^ fight. +QUEEN. Ay, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd; fow purposely >_< thewefowe +Left UwU I x3 the xDD couwt, to >_> see ÚwÚ this ^-^ quawwew :3 twied. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ A >_> God's :33 nyame, >_> see x3 the ^.^ wists ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things :33 fit; +:3 Hewe wet them >w< end :33 it, ÚwÚ and ^w^ God ;;w;; defend x3 the wight! +:3 YOWK. UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 a fewwow xDD wowse ;;w;; bested, +:33 Ow ^.^ mowe :33 afwaid to x3 fight, than >_> is x3 the UwU appewwant, +uWu The xDD sewvant of :33 his ÚwÚ awmouwew, x3 my lords. + +Entew uWu at one door, uWu HOWNyEW, x3 the Awmouwew, ÚwÚ and :33 his +NEIGHBOURS, UwU dwinking to ^.^ him UwU so much :3 that ^.^ he >_> is +dwunk; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; entews with :3 a drum >w< befowe ^.^ him ÚwÚ and +:33 his uWu staff with :3 a >w< sand-bag ÚwÚ fastenyed to uWu it; ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 the +othew doow >w< PETEW, :33 his ^w^ man, with :3 a drum ÚwÚ and sandbag, +ÚwÚ and PRENTICES UwU dwinking to ^.^ him + +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ NyEIGHBOUW. Here, OwO nyeighbouw Hownyew, UwU I ÚwÚ dwink to xDD you uWu in :3 a >w< cup of +>_< sack; ÚwÚ and feaw >_> nyot, >w< nyeighbouw, xDD you UwU shaww UwU do weww enyough. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ NyEIGHBOUW. xDD And UwU hewe, >w< nyeighbouw, hewe's :3 a >w< cup of chawnyeco. +^w^ THIWD ÚwÚ NyEIGHBOUW. xDD And hewe's :3 a >_> pot of ÚwÚ good :3 doubwe beer, neighbour; +dwink, ÚwÚ and feaw nyot x3 youw man. +>_> HOWNyEW. Let >w< it come, :33 i' ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and I'll >_< pwedge xDD you aww; ÚwÚ and :3 a fig +fow Peter! +uWu FIWST PRENTICE. Here, Petew, UwU I ÚwÚ dwink to ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and be nyot afraid. +^w^ SECOND PRENTICE. ^w^ Be >_> mewwy, Petew, ÚwÚ and feaw nyot >w< thy mastew: >w< fight +fow cwedit of x3 the x3 pwentices. +^w^ PETEW. UwU I >_> thank xDD you all. Dwink, ÚwÚ and pray fow uWu me, UwU I pray uWu you; fow UwU I +think UwU I uWu have :33 taken x3 my >w< wast ^w^ dwaught uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd. Here, Wobin, >w< an +>_> if UwU I >_> die, UwU I UwU give uWu thee x3 my >_< apwon; x3 and, ^.^ Wiww, xDD thou shalt uWu have x3 my +>_> hammew; ÚwÚ and UwU hewe, xDD Tom, OwO take aww x3 the monyey :3 that UwU I :3 have. x3 O Lord +;;w;; bwess uWu me, UwU I pray uWu God! fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyevew able to deal with x3 my ^.^ mastew, +^.^ he hath ^w^ weawnt UwU so much ;;w;; fence >_< awweady. +SAWISBUWY. ^.^ Come, OwO weave x3 youw UwU dwinking ÚwÚ and faww to ÚwÚ bwows. +Siwwah, UwU what's >w< thy :3 nyame? +^w^ PETEW. Petew, ^-^ fowsooth. +SAWISBUWY. Peter? >_> What UwU mowe? +^w^ PETEW. >_> Thump. +SAWISBUWY. Thump? UwU Then >_> see xDD thou ^.^ thump >w< thy >_< mastew well. +>_> HOWNyEW. Masters, UwU I ^w^ am come hithew, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, ;;w;; upon x3 my :33 man's +:33 instigation, to ^-^ pwuv ^.^ him :3 a x3 knyave ÚwÚ and mysewf >w< an xDD honyest xDD man; ÚwÚ and +^-^ touching x3 the >w< Duke of York, UwU I xDD wiww OwO take x3 my :33 death UwU I >_< nyevew meant ^.^ him +xDD any UwU iww, nor x3 the OwO King, nor x3 the >w< Queen; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, Petew, uWu have +uWu at uWu thee with :3 a down >w< wight bwow! +:3 YOWK. Dispatch- ÚwÚ this knave's >_> tongue ÚwÚ begins to ^-^ doubwe. +x3 Sound, twumpets, OwO awawum to x3 the UwU combatants! +>_< [Awawum. ^-^ They >w< fight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PETEW :33 stwikes ^.^ him down] +>_> HOWNyEW. UwU Howd, Petew, ;;w;; howd! UwU I >_> confess, UwU I x3 confess :3 tweason. +:33 [Dies] +:3 YOWK. ^.^ Take OwO away :33 his >_< weapon. ÚwÚ Fewwow, >_> thank :33 God, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ good winye uWu in +>w< thy xDD mastew's >_> way. +^w^ PETEW. x3 O :33 God, uWu have UwU I uWu uvwcome >_< minye >_< enyemies uWu in ÚwÚ this presence? x3 O +Petew, xDD thou x3 hast pwevaiw'd uWu in wight! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Go, OwO take >w< hence :3 that traitor from UwU ouw UwU sight, +For ^.^ by :33 his :33 death ^.^ we UwU do >_> pewceive :33 his UwU guiwt; +xDD And ^w^ God uWu in justice hath reveal'd to >_> us +uWu The uWu twuth ÚwÚ and innyocence of ÚwÚ this poor fewwow, +>_< Which ^.^ he xDD had xDD thought to uWu have ^w^ muwdew'd xDD wwongfuwwy. +^.^ Come, fewwow, ;;w;; fowwow >_> us fow >w< thy ÚwÚ wewawd. +Sound :3 a UwU fwouwish. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE HUMPHREY ÚwÚ and :33 his men, uWu in >w< mouwnying OwO cwoaks + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Thus x3 sometimes hath x3 the >_< bwightest day :3 a cwoud, +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew ^-^ summew evewmowe x3 succeeds +>_> Bawwen UwU wintew, with :33 his wrathful x3 nyipping xDD cowd; +^w^ So ÚwÚ cawes ÚwÚ and joys abound, >_< as seasons ;;w;; fweet. +uWu Siws, UwU what's >_< o'cwock? +;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. ;;w;; Ten, x3 my OwO wowd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Ten >_> is x3 the >_> houw :3 that UwU was uWu appointed ;;w;; me +;;w;; To ;;w;; watch x3 the xDD coming of x3 my punyish'd :3 duchess. +OwO Unyeath OwO may ^.^ she OwO enduwe x3 the flinty ^w^ stweets +;;w;; To ;;w;; twead them with her tender-feeling xDD feet. +ÚwÚ Sweet Nell, :33 iww ^.^ can >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^-^ mind abrook +uWu The abject OwO peopwe >_< gazing on >w< thy >w< face, +With envious looks, x3 waughing uWu at >w< thy UwU shame, +:33 That erst uWu did ;;w;; fowwow >w< thy OwO pwoud uWu chawiot ^.^ wheews +x3 When xDD thou :33 didst uWu wide uWu in twiumph ^w^ thwough x3 the stweets. +But, xDD soft! UwU I think ^.^ she ;;w;; comes, ÚwÚ and I'll >_> pwepawe +OwO My teaw-stain'd eyes to >_> see her :33 misewies. + +Entew x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF GWOUCESTEW uWu in :3 a ^-^ white UwU sheet, +ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD tapew ^.^ buwnying uWu in her uWu hand, with ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN +STANWEY, x3 the ^w^ SHEWIFF, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS + +;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, we'll OwO take her from x3 the sheriff. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyo, stir nyot fow x3 youw wives; wet her pass by. +DUCHESS. :3 Come UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, to >_> see x3 my open shame? +Now xDD thou dost >_< penyance UwU too. Wook >w< how ;;w;; they gaze! +xDD See >w< how x3 the ^-^ giddy ^.^ muwtitude UwU do :33 point +xDD And nod uWu theiw heads ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow uWu theiw eyes on ÚwÚ thee; +xDD Ah, :33 Gwoucestew, hide uWu thee from uWu theiw hateful looks, +^.^ And, uWu in >w< thy cwoset x3 pent up, rue x3 my ^-^ shame +xDD And ban ^.^ thinye UwU enyemies, both >_< minye ÚwÚ and thine! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Nyeww; x3 fowget ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gwief. +DUCHESS. xDD Ah, :33 Gwoucestew, >_< teach ;;w;; me to x3 fowget mysewf! +For whiwst UwU I think UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy mawwied >w< wife +xDD And xDD thou :3 a >_< pwince, Protector of ÚwÚ this land, +Methinks UwU I >_> shouwd nyot OwO thus be x3 wed along, +Maiw'd x3 up uWu in UwU shame, with :33 papews on x3 my back, +xDD And follow'd with :3 a rabble :3 that rejoice +;;w;; To >_> see x3 my tears ÚwÚ and hear x3 my deep-fet groans. +uWu The ;;w;; wuthwess OwO fwint xDD doth :3 cut x3 my xDD tendew ^.^ feet, +xDD And when UwU I :33 stawt, x3 the envious OwO peopwe laugh +xDD And bid ;;w;; me be ^w^ advised >w< how UwU I >_< twead. +xDD Ah, ;;w;; Humphwey, ^.^ can UwU I UwU beaw ÚwÚ this >_> shamefuw OwO yoke? +uWu Twowest xDD thou :3 that ;;w;; e'ew I'll wook ;;w;; upon x3 the wowwd +:33 Ow ;;w;; count them ^w^ happy :3 that ^.^ enjoy x3 the UwU sun? +No; dark UwU shaww be x3 my >w< wight ÚwÚ and >w< nyight x3 my uWu day; +;;w;; To think ;;w;; upon x3 my pomp UwU shaww be x3 my uWu heww. +Sometimes I'll >_> say UwU I ^w^ am >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's :3 wife, +xDD And ^.^ he :3 a >_< pwince, ÚwÚ and ruler of x3 the land; +ÚwÚ Yet UwU so ^.^ he >w< wuw'd, ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a >_> pwince ^.^ he UwU was, +;;w;; As ^.^ he :33 stood ^.^ by whiwst I, :33 his ^.^ fowwown ^-^ duchess, +Was UwU made :3 a wonder ÚwÚ and :3 a pointing-stock +;;w;; To every idle wascaw uWu fowwowew. +OwO But be xDD thou OwO miwd, ÚwÚ and bwush nyot uWu at x3 my UwU shame, +x3 Nyow stir uWu at >_< nyothing >w< tiww x3 the axe of :33 death +Hang uvw ÚwÚ thee, >_< as >_< suwe >w< it x3 showtwy :33 wiww. +For >_> Suffowk- ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ can UwU do aww uWu in aww +With her :3 that hateth uWu thee ÚwÚ and hates >_> us ;;w;; aww- +xDD And York, ÚwÚ and OwO impious OwO Beaufowt, :3 that UwU fawse ;;w;; pwiest, +:3 Have aww ^.^ wim'd >_< bushes to ÚwÚ betway >w< thy wings, +^.^ And, fwy xDD thou >w< how xDD thou x3 canst, they'ww ÚwÚ tangwe thee. +OwO But feaw nyot xDD thou ÚwÚ untiw >w< thy :33 foot be snar'd, +x3 Nyow >_< nyevew >_> seek prevention of >w< thy foes. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, Nell, fowbeaw! ^.^ Thou ^.^ aimest aww awry. +UwU I ^w^ must ^-^ offend >w< befowe UwU I be ÚwÚ attainted; +xDD And xDD had UwU I ÚwÚ twenty times UwU so UwU many ;;w;; foes, +xDD And >_< each of them xDD had ÚwÚ twenty times uWu theiw x3 powew, +All these couwd nyot ;;w;; pwocuwe ;;w;; me xDD any ÚwÚ scathe +^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as UwU I ^w^ am uWu woyaw, ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ and crimeless. +Wouldst uWu have ;;w;; me OwO wescue uWu thee from ÚwÚ this reproach? +Why, yet >w< thy OwO scandaw :3 wewe nyot wip'd away, +OwO But UwU I uWu in danger fow x3 the ^w^ bweach of law. +x3 Thy ÚwÚ gweatest OwO hewp >_> is ^w^ quiet, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ Nyeww. +UwU I pray uWu thee ;;w;; sowt >w< thy >_< heawt to >_> patience; +;;w;; These x3 few >_> days' wonder xDD wiww be quickly ÚwÚ wown. + +Entew :3 a uWu HEWAWD + +HEWAWD. UwU I ^.^ summon x3 youw Gwace to :33 his :33 Majesty's Pawwiament, +Holden uWu at ^.^ Buwy x3 the xDD fiwst of ÚwÚ this :3 nyext month. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And x3 my >_< consent ^w^ nye'ew >w< ask'd >w< hewein ;;w;; befowe! +This >_> is ^-^ cwose UwU deawing. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww be :33 thewe. uWu Exit uWu HEWAWD +OwO My Nell, UwU I OwO take x3 my weave- x3 and, >_< mastew ^w^ shewiff, +Let nyot her >_< penyance xDD exceed x3 the >_< King's xDD commission. +SHERIFF. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, OwO hewe x3 my OwO commission ^-^ stays; +xDD And Sir John Stanwey >_> is uWu appointed nyow +;;w;; To OwO take her with ^.^ him to x3 the >_> Iswe of uWu Man. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Must UwU you, Sir John, x3 pwotect x3 my uWu wady hewe? +STANWEY. ^w^ So ^w^ am UwU I UwU given uWu in charge, :33 may't uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< Entweat her nyot x3 the xDD wowse uWu in :3 that UwU I pray +>_> You use her well; x3 the wowwd OwO may laugh OwO again, +xDD And UwU I OwO may ^w^ wive to UwU do xDD you OwO kindnyess >_> if +>_> You UwU do >w< it her. xDD And >_> so, Sir John, farewell. +DUCHESS. What, >w< gonye, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and bid ;;w;; me nyot farewell! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Witness x3 my ^-^ teaws, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD stay to >_< speak. +Exeunt GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and :3 sewvants +DUCHESS. Awt xDD thou >_> gonye xDD too? All uWu comfowt OwO go with uWu thee! +For >_< nyonye ^.^ abides with x3 me. OwO My joy >_> is >w< death- +Death, uWu at x3 whose xDD nyame UwU I ;;w;; oft uWu have :33 been xDD afeawd, +>_< Because UwU I >w< wish'd ÚwÚ this OwO wowwd's xDD etewnyity. +^-^ Stanwey, UwU I :33 pwithee x3 go, ÚwÚ and OwO take ;;w;; me OwO hence; +UwU I :3 cawe nyot whither, fow UwU I ÚwÚ beg nyo favour, +Onwy :33 convey ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD thou awt commanded. +STANWEY. Why, UwU madam, :3 that >_> is to x3 the >_> Iswe of >_< Man, +>_> Thewe to be ;;w;; us'd accowding to x3 youw state. +DUCHESS. >w< That's :33 bad UwU enyough, fow UwU I ^w^ am >_> but reproach- +xDD And UwU shaww UwU I xDD then be ;;w;; us'd wepwoachfuwwy? +STANWEY. Wike to :3 a duchess ÚwÚ and >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's ;;w;; wady; +x3 Accowding to :3 that >w< state xDD you UwU shaww be :33 us'd. +DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Shewiff, farewell, ÚwÚ and xDD bettew than UwU I fawe, +Awthough xDD thou x3 hast :33 been ÚwÚ conduct of x3 my ;;w;; shame. +SHERIFF. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my office; x3 and, UwU madam, UwU pawdon x3 me. +DUCHESS. Ay, :33 ay, faweweww; >w< thy ^.^ office >_> is discharg'd. +^.^ Come, ^-^ Stanwey, UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< go? +STANWEY. uWu Madam, x3 youw >_< penyance :33 donye, ^-^ thwow x3 off ÚwÚ this UwU sheet, +xDD And OwO go ^.^ we to attiwe xDD you fow UwU ouw jouwnyey. +DUCHESS. OwO My ^-^ shame xDD wiww nyot be >w< shifted with x3 my >_< sheet. +:3 Nyo, >w< it xDD wiww ^w^ hang ;;w;; upon x3 my wichest ^-^ wobes +xDD And x3 show itself, attiwe ;;w;; me >w< how UwU I ;;w;; can. +^w^ Go, lead x3 the way; UwU I ^-^ wong to >_> see x3 my x3 pwison. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The uWu Abbey uWu at ^.^ Buwy St. >_> Edmunds + +Sound :3 a sennet. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 the xDD QUEEN, CARDINAL, x3 SUFFOWK, YORK, +xDD BUCKINGHAM, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWWICK, to x3 the ÚwÚ Pawwiament + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I >_< muse x3 my Lord of uWu Gwoucestew >_> is nyot x3 come. +'Tis nyot :33 his UwU wont to be x3 the uWu hindmost ^w^ man, +ÚwÚ Whate'ew ;;w;; occasion keeps ^.^ him from >_> us now. +QUEEN. UwU Can xDD you nyot see, ow xDD wiww OwO ye nyot uWu obsewve +uWu The :33 stwangenyess of :33 his awtew'd :33 countenyance? +With >_> what :3 a ^.^ majesty ^.^ he bears :33 himsewf; +How UwU insowent of wate ^.^ he >_> is xDD become, +How :3 pwoud, >w< how pewemptowy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ unwike :33 himsewf? +We ^.^ knyow x3 the time xDD since ^.^ he UwU was >_< miwd ÚwÚ and >_< affabwe, +xDD And >_> if ^.^ we uWu did >_> but glance :3 a faw-off wook +;;w;; Immediatewy ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; upon :33 his OwO knyee, +:33 That aww x3 the court ÚwÚ admiw'd ^.^ him fow ;;w;; submission. +OwO But :3 meet ^.^ him nyow ÚwÚ and be >w< it uWu in x3 the ^-^ mown, +x3 When every one xDD wiww UwU give x3 the time of ^-^ day, +>w< He xDD knyits :33 his ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ and >_< shows >w< an angry ^w^ eye +xDD And ^.^ passeth ^.^ by with OwO stiff :33 unbowed OwO knyee, +ÚwÚ Disdainying >_> duty :3 that to >_> us ^-^ bewongs. +>w< Smaww x3 cuws OwO awe nyot :3 wegawded when ;;w;; they grin, +OwO But great ;;w;; men :3 twembwe when x3 the wion roars, +xDD And Humphrey >_> is nyo xDD wittwe x3 man uWu in ^w^ Engwand. +First ^-^ nyote :3 that ^.^ he >_> is nyeaw xDD you uWu in descent, +xDD And >_> shouwd xDD you faww ^.^ he >_> is x3 the :3 nyext xDD wiww mount; +x3 Me ;;w;; seemeth, >w< then, >w< it >_> is nyo policy- +Wespecting >_> what :3 a >_< wancowous ^-^ mind ^.^ he bears, +xDD And :33 his ^w^ advantage fowwowing x3 youw :33 decease- +:33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd come about x3 youw royal ÚwÚ pewson +:33 Ow be admitted to x3 youw Highness' OwO Counciw. +^-^ By >w< fwattewy hath ^.^ he ^.^ won x3 the OwO commons' >_> heawts; +xDD And when ^.^ he uWu pwease to >_< make UwU commotion, +'Tis to be feaw'd ;;w;; they aww xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. +Now UwU 'tis x3 the spring, ÚwÚ and UwU weeds OwO awe UwU shawwow-wooted; +Suffer them now, ÚwÚ and they'ww o'ewgwow x3 the >_< gawden +xDD And >_< choke x3 the >w< hewbs fow ^.^ want of husbandwy. +uWu The reverent :3 cawe UwU I UwU beaw >w< unto x3 my ;;w;; wowd +Made ;;w;; me ^w^ cowwect these >_> dangews uWu in x3 the uWu Duke. +;;w;; If >w< it be fond, ^.^ can >w< it :3 a xDD woman's x3 feaw; +>_< Which feaw >_> if xDD bettew weasons ^.^ can UwU suppwant, +UwU I xDD wiww xDD subscwibe, ÚwÚ and >_> say UwU I wrong'd x3 the uWu Duke. +OwO My Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and York, +Wepwuv x3 my allegation >_> if xDD you ^-^ can, +:33 Ow >_> ewse OwO concwude x3 my wowds effectuaw. +x3 SUFFOWK. Weww hath x3 youw >_> Highnyess :3 seen x3 into ÚwÚ this duke; +xDD And xDD had UwU I xDD fiwst :33 been put to speak x3 my UwU mind, +UwU I think UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have told x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's ^-^ tawe. +uWu The ÚwÚ Duchess, ^.^ by :33 his ^w^ subownyation, +>_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, began her deviwish :33 pwactices; +:33 Ow >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe nyot privy to UwU those fauwts, +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ by x3 weputing of :33 his xDD high uWu descent- +;;w;; As :3 nyext x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; successive heir- +xDD And xDD such xDD high ;;w;; vaunts of :33 his nobility, +Did uWu instigate x3 the bedlam :33 bwainsick :3 Duchess +^-^ By wicked means to fwame UwU ouw ^.^ suvweign's UwU faww. +:3 Smooth wuns x3 the UwU watew :3 whewe x3 the >w< bwook >_> is >w< deep, +xDD And uWu in :33 his :33 simpwe x3 show ^.^ he ;;w;; hawbouws :3 tweason. +uWu The fox barks nyot when ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^.^ steaw x3 the >w< wamb. +:3 Nyo, no, x3 my sovereign, uWu Gwoucestew >_> is :3 a x3 man +>_< Unsounded ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ and full of >_> deep ^.^ deceit. +CARDINAL. Did ^.^ he >_> nyot, :33 contwawy to >_< fowm of waw, +ÚwÚ Devise ;;w;; stwange >w< deaths fow UwU smaww :3 offences done? +:3 YOWK. xDD And uWu did ^.^ he >_> nyot, uWu in :33 his x3 pwotectowship, +Wevy great uWu sums of monyey ^w^ thwough x3 the weawm +For :3 sowdiews' x3 pay uWu in >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew sent :33 it? +^-^ By means xDD wheweof x3 the UwU towns >_< each day revolted. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Tut, these OwO awe petty :33 fauwts to :33 fauwts unknown +>_< Which time xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing to >w< wight uWu in x3 smooth >w< Duke :3 Humphwey. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My wowds, uWu at UwU once: x3 the :3 cawe xDD you uWu have of us, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ mow down thorns :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^w^ annyoy UwU ouw xDD foot, +Is ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ pwaise; >_> but UwU shaww UwU I speak x3 my conscience? +Our kinsman uWu Gwoucestew >_> is >_< as innocent +Fwom meaning UwU tweason to UwU ouw royal ÚwÚ pewson +;;w;; As >_> is x3 the x3 sucking :3 wamb ow UwU hawmwess dove: +uWu The >w< Duke >_> is virtuous, OwO miwd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ too weww UwU given +;;w;; To dweam on eviw ow to ^.^ wowk x3 my >_> downfaww. +QUEEN. xDD Ah, UwU what's ^.^ mowe uWu dangewous than ÚwÚ this fond ^w^ affiance? +x3 Seems ^.^ he :3 a ^w^ duv? ÚwÚ His feathers OwO awe >_> but borrow'd, +For uWu he's disposed >_< as x3 the hateful raven. +Is ^.^ he :3 a wamb? ÚwÚ His uWu skin >_> is x3 suwewy OwO went :3 him, +For uWu he's ^-^ incwin'd >_< as >_> is x3 the ^-^ wavenyous :33 wowf. +Who ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ steaw :3 a xDD shape :3 that means deceit? +^.^ Take ^-^ heed, x3 my wowd; x3 the ÚwÚ wewfawe of >_> us aww +;;w;; Hangs on x3 the >_< cutting showt :3 that fraudful man. + +Entew SOMERSET + +uWu SOMEWSET. All ^.^ heawth >w< unto x3 my >_> gwacious sovereign! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Welcome, Lord ^w^ Somewset. >_> What nyews from France? +uWu SOMEWSET. :33 That aww x3 youw ÚwÚ intewest uWu in UwU those ÚwÚ tewwitowies +Is ;;w;; uttewwy >_> beweft uWu you; aww >_> is :3 wost. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 Cowd news, Lord :3 Somewset; >_> but >_> God's xDD wiww be uWu donye! +:3 YOWK. :3 [Aside] x3 Cowd nyews fow OwO me; fow UwU I xDD had UwU hope of Fwance +;;w;; As x3 fiwmwy >_< as UwU I UwU hope fow ^.^ fewtiwe ^w^ Engwand. +^-^ Thus OwO awe x3 my xDD bwossoms blasted uWu in x3 the bud, +xDD And caterpillars eat x3 my >w< weaves :3 away; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww wemedy ÚwÚ this geaw ere long, +:33 Ow ;;w;; seww x3 my ;;w;; titwe fow :3 a glorious x3 gwave. + +Entew GWOUCESTEW + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. All happinyess >w< unto x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the King! +Pawdon, x3 my ^.^ wiege, :3 that UwU I uWu have OwO stay'd UwU so wong. +x3 SUFFOWK. Nyay, :33 Gwoucestew, ^.^ knyow :3 that xDD thou awt come ^w^ too >_< soon, +OwO Unwess xDD thou OwO wewt ^.^ mowe loyal than xDD thou art. +UwU I UwU do ;;w;; awwest uWu thee of xDD high UwU tweason hewe. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, ^.^ Suffowk, xDD thou shalt nyot >_> see ;;w;; me bwush +x3 Nyow change x3 my >_< countenyance fow ÚwÚ this >_> awwest: +^-^ A >_< heawt x3 unspotted >_> is nyot easily daunted. +uWu The puwest ^-^ spwing >_> is nyot UwU so fwee from >_< mud +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ cweaw from UwU tweason to x3 my OwO suvweign. +Who ^.^ can ;;w;; accuse me? ^-^ Whewein ^w^ am UwU I xDD guiwty? +:3 YOWK. 'Tis ^-^ thought, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that xDD you >_> took ^-^ bwibes of Fwance +^.^ And, ^.^ being ;;w;; Pwotectow, OwO stay'd x3 the :3 sowdiews' :33 pay; +^-^ By means xDD wheweof :33 his >_> Highnyess hath wost Fwance. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Is >w< it >_> but xDD thought so? >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that think :33 it? +UwU I >_< nyevew wobb'd x3 the ^-^ sowdiews of uWu theiw x3 pay +x3 Nyow OwO evew xDD had one ÚwÚ penny bribe from Fwance. +^w^ So OwO hewp ;;w;; me :33 God, >_< as UwU I uWu have UwU watch'd x3 the nyight- +Ay, >w< nyight ^.^ by nyight- uWu in >_> studying ÚwÚ good fow England! +:33 That OwO doit :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I >_< wwested from x3 the OwO King, +:33 Ow xDD any gwoat UwU I hoarded to x3 my ^.^ use, +^w^ Be ^.^ bwought OwO against ;;w;; me uWu at x3 my :33 twiaw-day! +No; UwU many :3 a ;;w;; pound of >_< minye UwU own OwO pwopew store, +>_< Because UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ tax x3 the nyeedy xDD commons, +:3 Have UwU I dispuwsed to x3 the UwU gawwisons, +xDD And >_< nyevew >w< ask'd fow westitution. +CARDINAL. ^.^ It sewves xDD you weww, x3 my uWu wowd, to >_> say UwU so :33 much. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I >_> say nyo ^.^ mowe than truth, UwU so OwO hewp ;;w;; me uWu God! +:3 YOWK. ^w^ In x3 youw >_< pwotectowship xDD you uWu did >w< devise +Stwange >_< towtuwes fow xDD offendews, >_< nyevew heard :33 of, +:33 That England UwU was defam'd ^.^ by tywanny. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, UwU 'tis weww ÚwÚ knyown :3 that whiwes UwU I UwU was Protector +x3 Pity UwU was aww x3 the ;;w;; fauwt :3 that UwU was uWu in OwO me; +For UwU I >_> shouwd :3 mewt uWu at >w< an xDD offendew's ^-^ teaws, +xDD And ^-^ wowwy wowds :3 wewe wansom fow uWu theiw ^-^ fauwt. +OwO Unwess >w< it :3 wewe :3 a bwoody muwdewew, +:33 Ow fouw felonious UwU thief :3 that fleec'd poor >_< passengews, +UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave them ^.^ condign punyishment. +>_> Muwdew :33 indeed, :3 that bwoody ^w^ sin, UwU I ÚwÚ towtuw'd +Abuv x3 the felon ow >_> what trespass ewse. +x3 SUFFOWK. OwO My uWu wowd, these :33 fauwts OwO awe easy, quickly answew'd; +OwO But OwO mightiew crimes OwO awe laid >w< unto x3 youw charge, +:3 Wheweof xDD you ;;w;; cannyot easily OwO puwge OwO youwsewf. +UwU I UwU do ;;w;; awwest xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ His Highness' :33 nyame, +xDD And OwO hewe :3 commit xDD you to x3 my Lord Cardinal +;;w;; To >_< keep ÚwÚ untiw x3 youw further time of trial. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My Lord of :33 Gwoucestew, UwU 'tis x3 my >_> speciaw UwU hope +:33 That xDD you xDD wiww ^-^ cweaw >_> youwsewf from aww ^-^ suspense. +OwO My >_> conscience uWu tewws ;;w;; me xDD you OwO awe innocent. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, >_> gwacious uWu wowd, these OwO days OwO awe OwO dangewous! +x3 Viwtue >_> is chok'd with fouw ambition, +xDD And xDD chawity UwU chas'd >w< hence ^.^ by rancour's xDD hand; +Foul >_> subownyation >_> is ^.^ pwedominyant, +xDD And equity >w< exiw'd x3 youw Highness' xDD wand. +UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu theiw complot >_> is to uWu have x3 my :33 wife; +xDD And >_> if x3 my :33 death ^w^ might >_< make ÚwÚ this >_< iswand ^w^ happy +xDD And ^-^ pwuv x3 the pewiod of uWu theiw tywanny, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu expend >w< it with aww willingness. +OwO But >_< minye >_> is UwU made x3 the uWu pwowogue to uWu theiw play; +For thousands ^.^ mowe :3 that yet >_> suspect nyo peril +Will nyot OwO concwude uWu theiw ^-^ pwotted ^.^ twagedy. +Beaufowt's red :33 spawkwing eyes blab :33 his heart's x3 mawice, +xDD And Suffolk's cwoudy ^w^ bwow :33 his ;;w;; stowmy :33 hate; +^-^ Shawp ^-^ Buckingham ;;w;; unbuwdens with :33 his >_> tongue +uWu The envious woad :3 that wies ;;w;; upon :33 his heawt; +xDD And uWu dogged York, :3 that reaches uWu at x3 the ;;w;; moon, +>_< Whose ^-^ uvwweenying awm UwU I uWu have ^w^ pwuck'd back, +^-^ By UwU fawse ;;w;; accuse xDD doth ^w^ wevew uWu at x3 my life. +xDD And UwU you, x3 my suvweign UwU wady, with x3 the ^-^ west, +uWu Causewess uWu have laid disgraces on x3 my head, +xDD And with x3 youw best endeavouw uWu have stirr'd x3 up +OwO My ^-^ wiefest wiege to be >_< minye enemy; +Ay, aww of xDD you uWu have laid x3 youw heads together- +xDD Mysewf xDD had ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 youw x3 conventicwes- +xDD And aww to >_< make OwO away x3 my ;;w;; guiwtwess life. +UwU I UwU shaww nyot ^.^ want UwU fawse >_> witnyess to >_< condemn ;;w;; me +x3 Nyow OwO stowe of :3 tweasons to >_> augment x3 my ÚwÚ guiwt. +uWu The UwU ancient pwuvwb xDD wiww be weww x3 effected: +>_> 'A uWu staff >_> is quickly >_> found to xDD beat :3 a >_> dog.' +CARDINAL. OwO My ^.^ wiege, :33 his x3 waiwing >_> is intolerable. +;;w;; If UwU those :3 that :3 cawe to >_< keep x3 youw royal ÚwÚ pewson +Fwom ^.^ tweason's secret knyife ÚwÚ and UwU twaitow's xDD wage +^w^ Be OwO thus ^w^ upbwaided, >_< chid, ÚwÚ and :33 wated :3 at, +xDD And x3 the offender >_> gwanted ;;w;; scope of ;;w;; speech, +'Twiww >_< make them :3 coow uWu in ^.^ zeaw >w< unto x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +x3 SUFFOWK. >_< Hath ^.^ he nyot ^w^ twit UwU ouw suvweign uWu wady OwO hewe +With uWu ignyominyious wowds, ^w^ though ^.^ cwewkwy >_> couch'd, +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ she xDD had :33 subownyed x3 some to >_< sweaw +ÚwÚ Fawse allegations to >_> o'ewthwow :33 his ÚwÚ state? +QUEEN. OwO But UwU I ^.^ can UwU give x3 the :3 wosew OwO weave to >_< chide. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Faw twuew ^-^ spoke than OwO meant: UwU I wose indeed. +Beshrew x3 the OwO winnyews, fow ;;w;; they pway'd ;;w;; me fawse! +xDD And weww xDD such ^-^ wosews OwO may uWu have OwO weave to >_< speak. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ He'ww x3 wwest x3 the sense, ÚwÚ and howd >_> us OwO hewe aww x3 day. +Lord Cardinal, ^.^ he >_> is x3 youw ^w^ pwisonyew. +CARDINAL. uWu Siws, OwO take OwO away x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ÚwÚ and xDD guawd ^.^ him >_> suwe. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, OwO thus ^w^ King Henwy ^w^ thwows OwO away :33 his :33 cwutch +^.^ Befowe :33 his UwU wegs be >w< fiwm to UwU beaw :33 his :3 body! +^-^ Thus >_> is x3 the xDD shephewd beaten from >w< thy side, +xDD And wolves OwO awe gnyawwing who UwU shaww gnaw uWu thee fiwst. +xDD Ah, :3 that x3 my feaw :3 wewe fawse! UwU ah, :3 that >w< it were! +For, ÚwÚ good ^w^ King Henry, >w< thy x3 decay UwU I ;;w;; feaw. UwU Exit, guawded +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My wowds, >_> what to x3 youw wisdoms seemeth best +Do ow undo, >_< as >_> if :3 ouwsewf :3 wewe hewe. +QUEEN. What, xDD wiww x3 youw >_> Highnyess OwO weave x3 the ^w^ Pawwiament? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, Mawgawet; x3 my >_< heawt >_> is >w< dwown'd with gwief, +>_< Whose flood ÚwÚ begins to fwow within >_< minye eyes; +OwO My >w< body ;;w;; wound :33 engiwt with :3 misewy- +For UwU what's ^.^ mowe >w< misewabwe than ^w^ discontent? +xDD Ah, :33 uncwe ;;w;; Humphwey, uWu in >w< thy OwO face UwU I >_> see +uWu The ^.^ map of honyouw, truth, ÚwÚ and loyalty! +xDD And ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Humphwey, >_> is x3 the >_> houw to come +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ^.^ pwov'd uWu thee UwU fawse ow feaw'd >w< thy ÚwÚ faith. +>_> What ^.^ wouwing :33 staw nyow envies >w< thy estate +:33 That these great wowds, ÚwÚ and Margaret UwU ouw :3 Queen, +Do >_> seek ;;w;; subvewsion of >w< thy UwU hawmwess :33 wife? +^.^ Thou >_< nyevew :33 didst them wwong, nor nyo x3 man >_> wwong; +xDD And >_< as x3 the ;;w;; butchew UwU takes OwO away x3 the cawf, +xDD And uWu binds x3 the :3 wwetch, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beats >w< it when >w< it strays, +ÚwÚ Beawing >w< it to x3 the bwoody slaughter-house, +Even >_> so, x3 wemowsewess, uWu have ;;w;; they :3 bownye ^.^ him OwO hence; +xDD And >_< as x3 the :3 dam wuns ^.^ wowing x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, +^w^ Wooking x3 the uWu way her UwU hawmwess xDD young one OwO went, +xDD And ^.^ can UwU do >_< nyought >_> but waiw her dawwing's woss, +Even UwU so mysewf bewails ÚwÚ good :3 Gwoucestew's case +With >_> sad :33 unhewpfuw ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and with ^w^ dimm'd eyes +Wook ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot UwU do ^.^ him UwU good, +^w^ So ^-^ mighty OwO awe :33 his >_> vowed enemies. +ÚwÚ His fowtunyes UwU I xDD wiww >_> weep, ÚwÚ and 'twixt >_< each gwoan +x3 Say :3 'Who's :3 a traitor? uWu Gwoucestew ^.^ he >_> is >w< nyonye.' uWu Exit +QUEEN. Fwee wowds, UwU cowd >w< snyow melts with x3 the sun's :3 hot beams: +Henwy x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> is UwU cowd uWu in great ^-^ affaiws, +Too full of >_< foowish pity; ÚwÚ and :3 Gwoucestew's x3 show +^w^ Beguiwes ^.^ him >_< as x3 the ^-^ mouwnfuw >_> cwocodiwe +With sorrow ^.^ snyawes uWu wewenting ÚwÚ passengews; +:33 Ow >_< as x3 the snake, ^-^ woww'd uWu in :3 a >_> fwow'wing ^.^ bank, +With >_< shinying OwO checkew'd slough, xDD doth ÚwÚ sting :3 a chiwd +:33 That fow x3 the beauty ^w^ thinks >w< it excellent. +:3 Bewieve uWu me, wowds, :3 wewe >_< nyonye ^.^ mowe uWu wise than uWu I- +xDD And yet >w< hewein UwU I OwO judge >_< minye UwU own wit x3 good- +This uWu Gwoucestew >_> shouwd be quickly x3 wid x3 the wowwd +;;w;; To x3 wid >_> us from x3 the feaw ^.^ we uWu have of ^.^ him. +CARDINAL. :33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd ^-^ die >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy :33 powicy; +OwO But yet ^.^ we ^.^ want :3 a colour fow :33 his death. +'Tis :3 meet ^.^ he be condemn'd ^.^ by course of law. +x3 SUFFOWK. But, uWu in x3 my UwU mind, :3 that :3 wewe nyo >w< powicy: +uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww labour still to :3 save :33 his :33 wife; +uWu The >w< commons haply rise to :3 save :33 his :33 wife; +xDD And yet ^.^ we uWu have >_> but OwO twiviaw :33 awgument, +uWu Mowe than xDD mistwust, :3 that >_< shows ^.^ him ÚwÚ wowthy death. +:3 YOWK. ^w^ So :3 that, ^.^ by uWu this, xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^.^ him die. +x3 SUFFOWK. xDD Ah, York, nyo x3 man ^.^ awive UwU so >_> fain >_< as >_< I! +:3 YOWK. 'Tis York :3 that hath ^.^ mowe reason fow :33 his death. +But, x3 my Lord Cardinal, ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 my Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, +x3 Say >_< as xDD you >_< think, ÚwÚ and speak >w< it from x3 youw xDD souws: +^w^ Wewe't nyot aww one >w< an :33 empty >_> eagwe :3 wewe uWu set +;;w;; To xDD guawd x3 the xDD chicken from :3 a hungwy ^w^ kite +;;w;; As :33 pwace >w< Duke Humphrey fow x3 the >_< King's :3 Pwotectow? +QUEEN. ^w^ So x3 the poor xDD chicken >_> shouwd be >_< suwe of death. +x3 SUFFOWK. uWu Madam, UwU 'tis true; ÚwÚ and were't nyot ^-^ madnyess xDD then +;;w;; To >_< make x3 the fox >_> suwveyow of x3 the >_< fowd? +Who ^.^ being ^-^ accus'd :3 a ^-^ cwafty muwdewew, +ÚwÚ His guilt >_> shouwd be >_> but idly >_< posted UwU uvw, +>_< Because :33 his OwO puwpose >_> is nyot ^-^ executed. +No; wet ^.^ him >_> die, uWu in :3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ^w^ fox, +^-^ By ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ pwov'd >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to x3 the UwU fwock, +^.^ Befowe :33 his ;;w;; chaps be x3 stain'd with >_< cwimson bwood, +;;w;; As ;;w;; Humphwey, ^.^ pwov'd ^.^ by ^w^ weasons, to x3 my OwO wiege. +xDD And UwU do nyot stand on quiwwets >w< how to slay him; +^w^ Be >w< it ^.^ by ;;w;; gins, ^.^ by >_> snyawes, ^.^ by >w< subtwety, +Sleeping ow :3 waking, UwU 'tis nyo ;;w;; mattew how, +^w^ So ^.^ he be UwU dead; fow :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ good ;;w;; deceit +>_< Which >_> mates ^.^ him xDD fiwst :3 that xDD fiwst ^-^ intends ^.^ deceit. +QUEEN. Thwice-nyobwe ^.^ Suffowk, UwU 'tis ^-^ wesowutewy >_> spoke. +x3 SUFFOWK. ÚwÚ Nyot wesowute, :33 except UwU so much :3 wewe :33 donye, +For ^.^ things OwO awe often ^-^ spoke ÚwÚ and seldom meant; +OwO But :3 that x3 my >_< heawt OwO accowdeth with x3 my ;;w;; tongue, +x3 Seeing x3 the ^.^ deed >_> is mewitowious, +xDD And to pwesewve x3 my suvweign from :33 his x3 foe, +x3 Say >_> but x3 the word, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww be :33 his pwiest. +CARDINAL. OwO But UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him >_< dead, x3 my Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, +Ere xDD you ^.^ can OwO take >_< due x3 owdews fow :3 a pwiest; +x3 Say xDD you >_< consent ÚwÚ and UwU censuwe weww x3 the OwO deed, +xDD And I'll provide :33 his xDD executionyew- +UwU I xDD tendew UwU so x3 the :33 safety of x3 my OwO wiege. +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 my uWu hand x3 the ^.^ deed >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy doing. +QUEEN. xDD And UwU so >_> say ^.^ I. +:3 YOWK. xDD And ^.^ I. xDD And nyow ^.^ we >w< thwee uWu have ^-^ spoke :33 it, +^.^ It skiwws nyot OwO gweatwy who uWu impugns UwU ouw doom. + +Entew :3 a >_< POST + +POST. UwU Gweat wowds, from Iwewand ^w^ am UwU I come ^-^ amain +;;w;; To :33 signyify :3 that ÚwÚ webews there OwO awe x3 up +xDD And put x3 the :3 Engwishmen >w< unto x3 the ^-^ swowd. +>_< Send succouws, wowds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stop x3 the xDD wage UwU betime, +^.^ Befowe x3 the ;;w;; wound UwU do gwow >_> uncuwabwe; +For, ^.^ being xDD gween, there >_> is great UwU hope of ;;w;; hewp. +CARDINAL. ^-^ A ^w^ bweach :3 that cwaves :3 a ^w^ quick expedient UwU stop! +>_> What counsel UwU give xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ weighty ^w^ cause? +:3 YOWK. :33 That Somerset be sent >_< as Regent thithew; +'Tis :3 meet :3 that ^-^ wucky ruler be >w< empwoy'd, +Witness x3 the :3 fowtunye ^.^ he hath xDD had uWu in Fwance. +uWu SOMEWSET. ;;w;; If York, with aww :33 his far-fet x3 powicy, +xDD Had :33 been x3 the Regent there ^w^ instead of uWu me, +>w< He >_< nyevew ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO stay'd uWu in Fwance UwU so wong. +:3 YOWK. :3 Nyo, nyot to wose >w< it aww >_< as xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ donye. +UwU I rather ^.^ wouwd uWu have wost x3 my >w< wife betimes +Than ;;w;; bwing :3 a buwden of x3 dishonyouw ^.^ home +^-^ By ^.^ staying there UwU so ^-^ wong >w< tiww aww :3 wewe :3 wost. +uWu Show ;;w;; me one ^-^ scaw character'd on >w< thy ÚwÚ skin: +xDD Men's >w< fwesh preserv'd UwU so whole UwU do seldom :33 win. +QUEEN. Nyay >w< then, ÚwÚ this spawk xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 a waging ^w^ fiwe, +;;w;; If wind ÚwÚ and x3 fuew be ^.^ bwought to >w< feed >w< it x3 with; +No >_> mowe, ÚwÚ good Yowk; x3 sweet ^w^ Somewset, be xDD stiww. +x3 Thy fowtunye, York, >w< hadst xDD thou :33 been Regent thewe, +^.^ Might happily uWu have ^.^ pwov'd uWu faw xDD wowse than ÚwÚ his. +:3 YOWK. What, xDD wowse than ÚwÚ nyought? Nyay, xDD then :3 a ^-^ shame OwO take :33 aww! +uWu SOMEWSET. xDD And uWu in x3 the number, uWu thee :3 that :33 wishest x3 shame! +CARDINAL. OwO My Lord of York, >_> twy >_> what x3 youw :3 fowtunye >w< is. +xDD Th' UwU unciviw k-kewns of Iwewand OwO awe uWu in :3 awms +xDD And xDD tempew clay with :3 bwood of xDD Engwishmen; +;;w;; To Iwewand xDD wiww xDD you lead :3 a band of men, +Cowwected choicewy, from >_< each >_< county some, +xDD And >_> twy x3 youw ÚwÚ hap OwO against x3 the Iwishmen? +:3 YOWK. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU so uWu pwease :33 his >_< Majesty. +x3 SUFFOWK. Why, UwU ouw ÚwÚ authowity >_> is :33 his ^.^ consent, +xDD And >_> what ^.^ we UwU do :3 estabwish ^.^ he ^w^ confiwms; +Then, x3 nyobwe York, OwO take xDD thou ÚwÚ this :3 task uWu in >w< hand. +:3 YOWK. UwU I ^w^ am content; provide ;;w;; me xDD sowdiews, wowds, +Whiwes UwU I OwO take order fow >_< minye UwU own x3 affaiws. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ A charge, Lord York, :3 that UwU I xDD wiww >_> see perform'd. +OwO But nyow ^-^ wetuwn ^.^ we to x3 the UwU fawse >w< Duke :3 Humphwey. +CARDINAL. No ^.^ mowe of him; fow UwU I xDD wiww deal with ^.^ him +:33 That henceforth ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> twoubwe >_> us nyo more. +xDD And UwU so bweak :33 off; x3 the day >_> is almost :33 spent. +Lord ^.^ Suffowk, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must tawk of :3 that UwU event. +:3 YOWK. OwO My Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, within ^.^ fouwteen OwO days +At Bristol UwU I >_< expect x3 my soldiers; +For there I'll ship them aww fow Iwewand. +x3 SUFFOWK. I'll >_> see >w< it :33 twuwy :33 donye, x3 my Lord of x3 Yowk. +Exeunt aww >_> but YORK +:3 YOWK. >_> Nyow, York, ow ;;w;; nyevew, steew >w< thy x3 feawfuw >_< thoughts +xDD And change ^.^ misdoubt to wesowution; +^w^ Be :3 that xDD thou ^w^ hop'st to be; ow >_> what xDD thou awt +Wesign to >w< death- >w< it >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth x3 th' >_< enjoying. +Let pawe-fac'd feaw >_< keep with x3 the mean-bown x3 man +xDD And find nyo uWu hawbouw uWu in :3 a royal ;;w;; heawt. +Faster than spring-time show'rs x3 comes xDD thought on ^-^ thought, +xDD And nyot :3 a xDD thought >_> but ^w^ thinks on UwU dignyity. +OwO My :3 bwain, ^.^ mowe >w< busy than x3 the labouring spider, +:33 Weaves tedious ^.^ snyawes to ;;w;; twap >_< minye enemies. +xDD Weww, ^.^ nyobwes, weww, UwU 'tis UwU powiticwy donye +;;w;; To >_> send ;;w;; me :33 packing with >w< an host of ^.^ men. +UwU I feaw ;;w;; me xDD you >_> but wawm x3 the starved snake, +UwU Who, chewish'd uWu in x3 youw breasts, xDD wiww ÚwÚ sting x3 youw >w< heawts. +>_< 'Twas ;;w;; men UwU I x3 wack'd, ÚwÚ and xDD you xDD wiww UwU give them OwO me; +UwU I OwO take >w< it >w< kindwy. ÚwÚ Yet be weww x3 assuw'd +>_> You put ^-^ shawp >_< weapons uWu in :3 a madman's ^w^ hands. +Whiwes UwU I uWu in Iwewand nourish :3 a ^-^ mighty :33 band, +UwU I xDD wiww stir x3 up uWu in England x3 some black x3 stowm +Shall ^w^ bwow ;;w;; ten thousand >w< souws to heaven ow heww; +xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU feww UwU tempest UwU shaww nyot xDD cease to xDD wage +Untiw x3 the golden :33 ciwcuit on x3 my head, +Wike to x3 the glorious sun's transparent ;;w;; beams, +Do ÚwÚ cawm x3 the UwU fuwy of ÚwÚ this UwU mad-bwed >_> fwaw. +xDD And fow :3 a xDD minyistew of x3 my :3 intent +UwU I uWu have >_< seduc'd :3 a headstrong ÚwÚ Kentishman, +John x3 Cade of uWu Ashfowd, +;;w;; To >_< make UwU commotion, >_< as full weww ^.^ he ^-^ can, +;;w;; Undew x3 the >_< tide of John Mortimer. +^w^ In Iwewand uWu have UwU I :3 seen ÚwÚ this ^-^ stubbown x3 Cade +ÚwÚ Oppose >_< himsewf OwO against :3 a troop of ^w^ kewns, +xDD And ÚwÚ fought UwU so ^-^ wong tiff :3 that :33 his ;;w;; thighs with >_< dawts +^.^ Wewe almost ^.^ wike :3 a >w< shawp-quiww'd ÚwÚ powpentinye; +xDD And uWu in x3 the >w< end ^.^ being >w< wescu'd, UwU I uWu have :3 seen +xDD Him capew ^w^ upwight ^.^ wike :3 a >w< wiwd Morisco, +:33 Shaking x3 the bwoody >_< dawts >_< as ^.^ he :33 his bells. +Full x3 often, ^.^ wike :3 a shag-hair'd ^-^ cwafty kewn, +>_< Hath ^.^ he ^-^ convewsed with x3 the enyemy, +xDD And undiscover'd come to ;;w;; me again +xDD And UwU given ;;w;; me ÚwÚ nyotice of uWu theiw villainies. +This ^.^ deviw OwO hewe UwU shaww be x3 my uWu substitute; +For :3 that John Mortimer, which nyow >_> is >_< dead, +^w^ In >w< face, uWu in gait, uWu in ;;w;; speech, ^.^ he xDD doth ÚwÚ wesembwe. +^-^ By ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU shaww >_> pewceive x3 the OwO commons' UwU mind, +How ;;w;; they affect x3 the ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and >_< cwaim of x3 Yowk. +x3 Say ^.^ he be >_< taken, rack'd, ÚwÚ and towtuwed; +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo :33 pain ;;w;; they ^.^ can infwict ;;w;; upon ^.^ him +Will >_< make ^.^ him >_> say UwU I x3 mov'd ^.^ him to UwU those arms. +x3 Say :3 that ^.^ he thwive, >_< as UwU 'tis great ^.^ wike ^.^ he :33 wiww, +Why, xDD then from Iwewand come UwU I with x3 my >_< stwength, +xDD And reap x3 the harvest which :3 that wascaw >_< sow'd; +For Humphrey ^.^ being >_< dead, >_< as ^.^ he UwU shaww be, +xDD And Henwy put >_< apawt, x3 the :3 nyext fow x3 me. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^.^ Buwy St. OwO Edmunds. ^-^ A >_> woom of >w< state + +Entew >w< two ow >w< thwee :33 MUWDEWEWS wunnying uvw x3 the ^w^ stage, +from x3 the murder of ÚwÚ DUKE HUMPHREY + +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. OwO Wun to x3 my Lord of UwU Suffowk; wet ^.^ him ^.^ knyow +We uWu have x3 dispatch'd x3 the ;;w;; Duke, >_< as ^.^ he commanded. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. x3 O :3 that >w< it :3 wewe to :33 do! >_> What uWu have ^.^ we done? +;;w;; Didst OwO evew hear :3 a x3 man UwU so penitent? + +Entew :3 SUFFOWK + +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 SUFFOWK. >_> Nyow, sirs, uWu have xDD you x3 dispatch'd ÚwÚ this ;;w;; thing? +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, uWu he's uWu dead. +x3 SUFFOWK. Why, ^w^ that's weww UwU said. ^w^ Go, get xDD you to x3 my ^.^ house; +UwU I xDD wiww wewawd xDD you fow ÚwÚ this >w< ventuwous UwU deed. +uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and aww x3 the peews OwO awe OwO hewe uWu at >w< hand. +:3 Have xDD you laid >w< faiw x3 the bed? Is aww ^.^ things weww, +x3 Accowding >_< as UwU I uWu gave x3 diwections? +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. UwU 'Tis, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +x3 SUFFOWK. >_> Away! be ;;w;; gonye. Exeunt :33 MUWDEWEWS + +Sound x3 twumpets. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 the xDD QUEEN, +CARDINAL, SOMERSET, with ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Go caww UwU ouw :33 uncwe to UwU ouw x3 pwesence >_< stwaight; +x3 Say ^.^ we intend to >_> twy :33 his Gwace uWu to-day, +;;w;; If ^.^ he be x3 guiwty, >_< as UwU 'tis ;;w;; pubwished. +x3 SUFFOWK. I'll caww ^.^ him pwesentwy, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. uWu Exit +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Wowds, OwO take x3 youw >_> pwaces; x3 and, UwU I pray xDD you all, +ÚwÚ Pwoceed nyo straiter uWu 'gainst UwU ouw :33 uncwe uWu Gwoucestew +Than from true evidence, of ÚwÚ good esteem, +>w< He be >w< appwov'd uWu in pwactice UwU cuwpabwe. +QUEEN. ^w^ God UwU fowbid xDD any malice >_> shouwd :3 pwevaiw +:33 That fauwtwess OwO may >_< condemn :3 a xDD nyobweman! +>_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ he OwO may xDD acquit ^.^ him of >w< suspicion! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ Meg; these wowds :3 content ;;w;; me :33 much. + +^.^ We-entew :3 SUFFOWK + +How >_< nyow! Why wook'st xDD thou pale? Why tremblest thou? +Whewe >_> is UwU ouw xDD uncwe? x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, ^w^ Suffowk? +x3 SUFFOWK. Dead uWu in :33 his ^.^ bed, x3 my wowd; uWu Gwoucestew >_> is uWu dead. +QUEEN. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ God forfend! +CARDINAL. >_> God's secret ;;w;; judgment! UwU I uWu did dweam ^.^ to-nyight +uWu The >w< Duke UwU was UwU dumb ÚwÚ and couwd nyot speak :3 a OwO wowd. +;;w;; [The ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ swoons] +QUEEN. How fawes x3 my xDD wowd? Hewp, lords! uWu The ^w^ King >_> is uWu dead. +uWu SOMEWSET. Rear x3 up :33 his >w< body; wring ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the nyose. +QUEEN. Run, x3 go, hewp, :33 hewp! x3 O Henry, ^w^ ope ^.^ thinye xDD eyes! +x3 SUFFOWK. >w< He xDD doth :3 wevive again; UwU madam, be uWu patient. +>w< KING. x3 O ^-^ heavenwy uWu God! +QUEEN. How fawes x3 my >_> gwacious xDD wowd? +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Comfowt, x3 my sovereign! Gracious Henry, comfort! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. What, xDD doth x3 my Lord of :33 Suffowk uWu comfowt me? +>_< Came ^.^ he >w< wight nyow to ^.^ sing :3 a raven's :3 nyote, +>_< Whose ÚwÚ dismaw tune >_> beweft x3 my ;;w;; vitaw >w< pow'ws; +xDD And ^w^ thinks ^.^ he :3 that x3 the x3 chiwping of :3 a wwen, +^-^ By :3 cwying uWu comfowt from :3 a OwO howwow UwU bweast, +UwU Can OwO chase OwO away x3 the xDD fiwst ^-^ conceived sound? +>_> Hide nyot >w< thy x3 poison with xDD such >_> sug'wed words; +Way nyot >w< thy ^.^ hands on OwO me; fowbeaw, UwU I say, +^-^ Theiw :33 touch affwights ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a serpent's uWu sting. +^.^ Thou xDD bawefuw ^w^ messengew, x3 out of x3 my ;;w;; sight! +>_> Upon >w< thy x3 eye-bawws murderous uWu tywanny +x3 Sits uWu in gwim ^.^ majesty to :33 fwight x3 the wowwd. +Wook nyot ;;w;; upon uWu me, fow ^.^ thinye eyes OwO awe wounding; +ÚwÚ Yet UwU do nyot OwO go :3 away; come, basilisk, +xDD And OwO kiww x3 the innocent >_< gazew with >w< thy sight; +For uWu in x3 the shade of :33 death UwU I UwU shaww find >w< joy- +^w^ In >w< wife >_> but :3 doubwe death,'now :3 Gwoucestew's uWu dead. +QUEEN. Why UwU do xDD you wate x3 my Lord of :33 Suffowk >_< thus? +Awthough x3 the >w< Duke UwU was ;;w;; enyemy to :3 him, +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he UwU most Christian-like ^.^ waments :33 his ÚwÚ death; +xDD And fow myself- foe >_< as ^.^ he UwU was to me- +^.^ Might OwO wiquid ^-^ teaws, ow x3 heawt-offending :33 gwoans, +:33 Ow bwood-consuming xDD sighs, ^-^ wecaww :33 his :3 wife, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ^w^ bwind with weeping, >w< sick with :33 gwoans, +Wook pawe >_< as pwimwose with xDD bwood-dwinking xDD sighs, +xDD And aww to uWu have x3 the x3 nyobwe >w< Duke alive. +>_> What ^.^ knyow UwU I >w< how x3 the wowwd OwO may >w< deem of me? +For >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ we :3 wewe >_> but OwO howwow friends: +^.^ It OwO may be xDD judg'd UwU I UwU made x3 the >w< Duke :3 away; +^w^ So UwU shaww x3 my xDD nyame with ^.^ swandew's >_> tongue be ÚwÚ wounded, +xDD And princes' couwts be :3 fiww'd with x3 my uWu wepwoach. +This get UwU I ^.^ by :33 his death. uWu Ay uWu me, ^w^ unhappy! +;;w;; To be :3 a >_< queen ÚwÚ and cwown'd with xDD infamy! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Ah, woe >_> is ;;w;; me fow :33 Gwoucestew, wwetched ;;w;; man! +QUEEN. ^w^ Be woe fow uWu me, ^.^ mowe wwetched than ^.^ he >w< is. +What, dost xDD thou turn away, ÚwÚ and hide >w< thy ^.^ face? +UwU I ^w^ am nyo woathsome leper- wook on x3 me. +What, awt xDD thou ^.^ wike x3 the >_> addew ;;w;; waxen deaf? +^w^ Be OwO poisonyous :3 too, ÚwÚ and OwO kiww >w< thy ^.^ fowwown ÚwÚ Queen. +Is aww >w< thy uWu comfowt shut uWu in :3 Gwoucestew's ^.^ tomb? +Why, xDD then x3 Dame Margaret UwU was ^w^ nye'ew >w< thy ^-^ joy. +OwO Ewect :33 his statue ÚwÚ and :33 wowship :33 it, +xDD And >_< make x3 my x3 image >_> but >w< an uWu awehouse sign. +Was UwU I fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ nyigh ^.^ wweck'd ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 sea, +xDD And twice ^.^ by awkward wind from Engwand's ^.^ bank +Dwuv back again >w< unto x3 my OwO nyative ;;w;; cwime? +>_> What ÚwÚ boded ÚwÚ this >_> but weww-fowewawnying wind +Did xDD seem to >_> say ÚwÚ 'Seek nyot :3 a scorpion's nest, +x3 Nyow uWu set nyo footing on ÚwÚ this :3 unkind showe'? +>_> What uWu did UwU I xDD then >_> but curs'd x3 the ^-^ gentwe gusts, +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that loos'd them fowth uWu theiw ^-^ bwazen ^w^ caves; +xDD And bid them ^w^ bwow uWu towawds Engwand's blessed >w< showe, +:33 Ow turn UwU ouw xDD stewn ;;w;; upon :3 a :3 dweadfuw ^.^ wock? +ÚwÚ Yet >_> Aeowus ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a muwdewew, +OwO But left :3 that hateful ^.^ office >w< unto thee. +uWu The pretty-vaulting sea x3 wefus'd to x3 dwown uWu me, +Knyowing :3 that xDD thou wouldst uWu have ;;w;; me >w< dwown'd on >w< showe +With tears >_< as ^-^ sawt >_< as sea ^w^ thwough >w< thy xDD unkindnyess; +uWu The x3 spwitting x3 wocks ÚwÚ cow'w'd uWu in x3 the sinking UwU sands +xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ dash ;;w;; me with uWu theiw ^-^ wagged :33 sides, +>_< Because >w< thy flinty uWu heawt, ^.^ mowe x3 hawd than >w< they, +^.^ Might uWu in >w< thy ^w^ pawace xDD pewish Margaret. +;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as UwU I couwd >_< ken >w< thy ^.^ chawky ;;w;; cwiffs, +x3 When from >w< thy >w< showe x3 the UwU tempest xDD beat >_> us back, +UwU I :33 stood ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> hatches uWu in x3 the ^w^ stowm; +xDD And when x3 the ÚwÚ dusky sky began to rob +OwO My eawnyest-gaping ^.^ sight of >w< thy ^w^ wand's ^.^ view, +UwU I >_> took :3 a x3 costwy jewel from x3 my uWu nyeck- +^-^ A >_< heawt >w< it UwU was, bound uWu in with ^w^ diamonds- +xDD And OwO thwew >w< it uWu towawds >w< thy xDD wand. uWu The sea weceiv'd uWu it; +xDD And UwU so UwU I >w< wish'd >w< thy >w< body ^w^ might x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +xDD And even with ÚwÚ this UwU I wost >w< faiw Engwand's ^.^ view, +xDD And bid >_< minye eyes be :33 packing with x3 my uWu heawt, +xDD And ^w^ caww'd them ^w^ bwind ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dusky x3 spectacwes +For losing >_< ken of Albion's wished x3 coast. +How often uWu have UwU I tempted Suffolk's tongue- +uWu The agent of >w< thy fouw ^.^ inconstancy- +;;w;; To sit ÚwÚ and >w< witch uWu me, >_< as xDD Ascanyius uWu did +x3 When ^.^ he to ^-^ madding ^w^ Dido ^.^ wouwd ^w^ unfowd +ÚwÚ His father's acts commenc'd uWu in ^.^ buwnying Twoy! +^w^ Am UwU I nyot ^.^ witch'd ^.^ wike OwO hew? :33 Ow xDD thou nyot UwU fawse ^.^ wike him? +uWu Ay uWu me, UwU I ^.^ can nyo uWu mowe! ^w^ Die, Margaret, +For Henwy ^.^ weeps :3 that xDD thou dost ^w^ wive UwU so wong. + +Noise x3 within. Entew ^w^ WAWWICK, >_< SAWISBUWY, +ÚwÚ and UwU many >w< commons + +WARWICK. ^.^ It >_> is wepowted, ^-^ mighty sovereign, +:33 That ÚwÚ good >w< Duke Humphrey twaitowouswy >_> is ^-^ muwd'wed +^-^ By :33 Suffowk ÚwÚ and x3 the Cardinal Beaufowt's means. +uWu The xDD commons, ^.^ wike >w< an angry x3 hive of ÚwÚ bees +:33 That ^.^ want uWu theiw UwU weadew, scatter x3 up ÚwÚ and down +xDD And :3 cawe nyot who ;;w;; they ÚwÚ sting uWu in :33 his revenge. +xDD Mysewf uWu have xDD cawm'd uWu theiw ^-^ spweenfuw mutiny +Untiw ;;w;; they hear x3 the order of :33 his death. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :33 That ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ good Wawwick, UwU 'tis ^w^ too true; +OwO But >w< how ^.^ he >w< died ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, nyot >_< Henwy. +Entew :33 his chamber, x3 view :33 his ^w^ bweathwess :33 cowpse, +xDD And ^.^ comment xDD then ;;w;; upon :33 his ^.^ sudden death. +WARWICK. :33 That UwU shaww UwU I UwU do, x3 my OwO wiege. Stay, >_> Sawisbuwy, +With x3 the wude ^.^ muwtitude >w< tiww UwU I wetuwn. uWu Exit +uWu Exit SALISBURY with x3 the >w< commons +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O ^.^ Thou :3 that >_> judgest aww :3 things, xDD stay x3 my >_< thoughts- +OwO My >_< thoughts :3 that labour to :33 pewsuade x3 my :3 souw +;;w;; Some :3 viowent ^.^ hands :3 wewe laid on xDD Humphwey's wife! +;;w;; If x3 my >_> suspect be :3 fawse, :33 fowgive uWu me, x3 God; +For ^w^ judgment >w< onwy xDD doth OwO bewong to ;;w;; Thee. +Fain ^.^ wouwd UwU I OwO go to >_> chafe :33 his ;;w;; pawy lips +With ÚwÚ twenty thousand ^-^ kisses ÚwÚ and to >_< dwain +>_> Upon :33 his OwO face >w< an xDD ocean of ^-^ sawt tears +;;w;; To tell x3 my wuv >w< unto :33 his UwU dumb deaf >w< twunk; +xDD And with x3 my x3 fingews x3 feew :33 his uWu hand un-feeling; +OwO But aww uWu in :33 vain OwO awe these >_> mean obsequies; +xDD And to ;;w;; suwvey :33 his >_< dead ÚwÚ and uWu eawthy ÚwÚ image, +>_> What :3 wewe >w< it >_> but to >_< make x3 my sorrow gweatew? + +^.^ Bed put fowth with x3 the body. Entew ^w^ WAWWICK + +WARWICK. :3 Come hithew, >_> gwacious sovereign, x3 view ÚwÚ this body. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :33 That >_> is to >_> see >w< how >_> deep x3 my :3 gwave >_> is ÚwÚ made; +For with :33 his :3 souw ^w^ fwed aww x3 my ^-^ wowwdwy xDD sowace, +For, ^-^ seeing :3 him, UwU I >_> see x3 my >w< wife uWu in death. +WARWICK. ;;w;; As x3 suwewy >_< as x3 my :3 souw ^-^ intends to ^w^ wive +With :3 that xDD dwead ^w^ King :3 that >_> took UwU ouw >w< state ;;w;; upon xDD Him +;;w;; To fwee >_> us from :33 his :3 Fathew's wrathful cuwse, +UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve :3 that :3 viowent ^.^ hands :3 wewe laid +>_> Upon x3 the >w< wife of ÚwÚ this thrice-famed uWu Duke. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ A :3 dweadfuw ;;w;; oath, sworn with :3 a solemn >_< tongue! +>_> What uWu instance ;;w;; gives Lord Wawwick fow :33 his xDD vow? +WARWICK. xDD See >w< how x3 the :3 bwood >_> is ^-^ settwed uWu in :33 his ;;w;; face. +x3 Oft uWu have UwU I :3 seen :3 a timewy-pawted ;;w;; ghost, +Of :33 ashy UwU sembwance, meagwe, pawe, ÚwÚ and >_< bwoodwess, +uWu Being aww >_> descended to x3 the labouring uWu heawt, +UwU Who, uWu in x3 the OwO confwict :3 that >w< it ÚwÚ howds with UwU death, +Attwacts x3 the same fow x3 aidance uWu 'gainst x3 the enyemy, +>_< Which with x3 the >_< heawt there :33 coows, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ wetuwnyeth +;;w;; To bwush ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beautify x3 the >_< cheek ;;w;; again. +OwO But see, :33 his OwO face >_> is black ÚwÚ and full of ^-^ bwood; +ÚwÚ His x3 eye-bawws further x3 out than when ^.^ he liv'd, +Stawing full x3 ghastwy ^.^ wike :3 a xDD stwangwed xDD man; +ÚwÚ His >_< haiw upweaw'd, :33 his nyostwiws ;;w;; stwetch'd with stwuggwing; +ÚwÚ His ^.^ hands ^.^ abwoad ;;w;; dispway'd, >_< as one :3 that >w< gwasp'd +xDD And tugg'd fow :3 wife, ÚwÚ and UwU was ^.^ by ÚwÚ stwength ^-^ subdu'd. +x3 Wook, on x3 the x3 sheets :33 his hair, xDD you see, >_> is xDD sticking; +ÚwÚ His weww-pwopowtion'd ^w^ beawd UwU made OwO wough ÚwÚ and >_> wugged, +Wike to x3 the :33 summew's corn ^.^ by UwU tempest lodged. +^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be >_> but ^.^ he UwU was ^-^ muwd'wed xDD hewe: +uWu The least of aww these signs :3 wewe probable. +x3 SUFFOWK. Why, Wawwick, who >_> shouwd UwU do x3 the >w< Duke to UwU death? +xDD Mysewf ÚwÚ and Beaufort xDD had ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ pwotection; +xDD And :33 we, UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, OwO awe nyo muwdewews. +WARWICK. OwO But both of xDD you :3 wewe ^.^ vow'd >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's ^.^ foes; +xDD And UwU you, xDD fowsooth, xDD had x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke to keep. +'Tis ^.^ wike xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot >_> feast ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a fwiend; +xDD And UwU 'tis weww :3 seen ^.^ he >_> found >w< an enemy. +QUEEN. UwU Then UwU you, >w< bewike, >_> suspect these noblemen +;;w;; As guiwty of >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's timewess death. +WARWICK. Who ÚwÚ finds x3 the >_> heifew >_< dead ÚwÚ and xDD bweeding OwO fwesh, +xDD And sees ÚwÚ fast ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; butchew with >w< an axe, +OwO But xDD wiww >_> suspect uWu 'twas ^.^ he :3 that UwU made x3 the swaughtew? +Who ÚwÚ finds x3 the partridge uWu in x3 the puttock's nyest +OwO But OwO may imagine >w< how x3 the biwd UwU was >_< dead, +Awthough x3 the ^w^ kite UwU soaw with UwU unbwoodied beak? +Even UwU so >w< suspicious >_> is ÚwÚ this ^.^ twagedy. +QUEEN. ^w^ Awe xDD you x3 the uWu butchew, ^w^ Suffowk? :3 Whewe's x3 youw knife? +Is Beaufort tewm'd :3 a kite? Whewe OwO awe :33 his xDD tawons? +x3 SUFFOWK. UwU I ^-^ weaw nyo knyife to >_> swaughtew x3 sweeping ÚwÚ men; +OwO But hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ vengefuw uWu swowd, wusted with uWu ease, +:33 That UwU shaww be scouwed uWu in :33 his >_< wancowous >_< heawt +:33 That UwU swandews ;;w;; me with x3 muwdew's >_< cwimson ^.^ badge. +x3 Say >_> if xDD thou uWu daw'st, OwO pwoud Lord of :33 Wawwickshiwe, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am uWu fauwty uWu in >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's death. +Exeunt CARDINAL, SOMERSET, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews +WARWICK. >_> What x3 dawes nyot Wawwick, >_> if UwU fawse :33 Suffowk dawe him? +QUEEN. >w< He x3 dawes nyot ÚwÚ cawm :33 his >_> contumewious ^-^ spiwit, +x3 Nyow xDD cease to be >w< an awwogant contwowwew, +;;w;; Though :33 Suffowk dawe ^.^ him ÚwÚ twenty thousand times. +WARWICK. uWu Madam, be stiww- with ^w^ wevewence OwO may UwU I say; +For every ;;w;; wowd xDD you speak uWu in :33 his behawf +Is ^-^ swandew to x3 youw royal UwU dignyity. +x3 SUFFOWK. Bwunt-witted uWu wowd, ignoble uWu in ÚwÚ demeanyouw, +;;w;; If OwO evew uWu wady wrong'd her ;;w;; wowd UwU so ÚwÚ much, +x3 Thy mothew >_> took x3 into her :33 bwamefuw x3 bed +;;w;; Some xDD stewn UwU untutow'd UwU chuww, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe stock +Was >_> gwaft with crab-tree xDD swip, x3 whose ^w^ fwuit xDD thou awt, +xDD And >_< nyevew of x3 the UwU Nyeviws' x3 nyobwe uWu wace. +WARWICK. OwO But :3 that x3 the guilt of murder :3 buckwews ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And UwU I >_> shouwd rob x3 the >w< deathsman of :33 his >_< fee, +;;w;; Quitting uWu thee theweby of ;;w;; ten thousand >_< shames, +xDD And :3 that x3 my ^.^ suvweign's x3 pwesence x3 makes ;;w;; me OwO miwd, +UwU I :3 wouwd, UwU fawse OwO muwd'wous xDD cowawd, on >w< thy knyee +^-^ Make uWu thee ÚwÚ beg UwU pawdon fow >w< thy x3 passed ÚwÚ speech +xDD And >_> say >w< it UwU was >w< thy mothew :3 that xDD thou meant'st, +:33 That xDD thou >w< thysewf UwU was bown uWu in :33 bastawdy; +^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew aww ÚwÚ this x3 feawfuw UwU homage :33 donye, +Give uWu thee >w< thy uWu hiwe ÚwÚ and >_> send >w< thy :3 souw to >_> heww, +Pernicious blood-sucker of x3 sweeping ^.^ men. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^.^ Thou shalt be UwU waking OwO whiwe UwU I x3 shed >w< thy bwood, +;;w;; If from ÚwÚ this x3 pwesence xDD thou ^w^ daw'st OwO go with x3 me. +WARWICK. UwU Away even now, ow UwU I xDD wiww drag uWu thee x3 hence. +>_> Unwowthy ^w^ though xDD thou awt, I'll cope with ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And UwU do x3 some OwO sewvice to >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's ghost. +Exeunt :3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWWICK +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What stronger breastplate than :3 a >_< heawt UwU untainted? +uWu Thwice >_> is ^.^ he awm'd :3 that hath :33 his ^-^ quawwew x3 just; +xDD And ^.^ he >_> but nyaked, ^w^ though :3 wock'd x3 up uWu in >w< steew, +>_< Whose >_> conscience with injustice >_> is cowwupted. +:3 [A noise ;;w;; within] +QUEEN. >_> What noise >_> is :3 this? + +^.^ We-entew :3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWWICK, with uWu theiw >_< weapons drawn + +>w< KING. Why, >w< how now, wowds, x3 youw wrathful >_< weapons drawn +:3 Hewe uWu in UwU ouw pwesence! Dare xDD you be UwU so bowd? +Why, >_> what :33 tumuwtuous ^-^ cwamouw uWu have ^.^ we hewe? +x3 SUFFOWK. uWu The trait'rous Wawwick, with x3 the ;;w;; men of Bury, +Set aww ;;w;; upon uWu me, ^-^ mighty OwO suvweign. + +^.^ We-entew SALISBURY + +SAWISBUWY. :33 [To x3 the Commons ;;w;; within] uWu Siws, stand >_< apawt, x3 the ^w^ King +UwU shaww ^.^ knyow x3 youw :33 mind. +;;w;; Dwead uWu wowd, x3 the >w< commons >_> send xDD you ;;w;; wowd ^.^ by ;;w;; me +OwO Unwess Lord :33 Suffowk ^w^ stwaight be donye to UwU death, +:33 Ow banished >w< faiw Engwand's ^-^ tewwitowies, +^-^ They xDD wiww ^.^ by x3 viowence teaw ^.^ him from x3 youw ^w^ pawace +xDD And towtuwe ^.^ him with ;;w;; gwievous x3 wing'wing death. +^-^ They >_> say ^.^ by ^.^ him x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke Humphrey died; +^-^ They >_> say uWu in ^.^ him ;;w;; they feaw x3 youw Highness' ÚwÚ death; +xDD And mere >w< instinct of wuv ÚwÚ and OwO woyawty, +Fwee from :3 a ^-^ stubbown opposite intent, +;;w;; As ^.^ being xDD thought to contwadict x3 youw x3 wiking, +:3 Makes them OwO thus forward uWu in :33 his >_> banyishment. +^-^ They say, uWu in :3 cawe of x3 youw UwU most royal pewson, +:33 That >_> if x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> shouwd intend to :33 sweep +xDD And :3 chawge :3 that nyo x3 man >_> shouwd ^.^ distuwb x3 youw ^-^ west, +^w^ In :33 pain of x3 youw :33 diswike ow :33 pain of UwU death, +Yet, :3 nyotwithstanding xDD such :3 a stwait ^.^ edict, +^.^ Wewe there :3 a serpent :3 seen with forked >_> tongue +:33 That slily OwO gwided uWu towawds x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, +^.^ It :3 wewe >_> but ^.^ nyecessawy xDD you :3 wewe wak'd, +Lest, ^.^ being ^w^ suffew'd uWu in :3 that ;;w;; hawmfuw >_> swumbew, +uWu The >w< mowtaw :33 wowm ^w^ might >_< make x3 the :33 sweep ^-^ etewnyaw. +xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU do ;;w;; they ^-^ cwy, ^w^ though xDD you OwO fowbid, +:33 That ;;w;; they xDD wiww xDD guawd UwU you, whe'er xDD you xDD wiww ow no, +Fwom xDD such UwU feww ;;w;; sewpents >_< as UwU fawse :33 Suffowk is; +With x3 whose envenyomed ÚwÚ and uWu fataw ÚwÚ sting +uWu Youw >w< woving uWu uncwe, ÚwÚ twenty times :33 his ^.^ wowth, +^-^ They say, >_> is ÚwÚ shamefuwwy >_> beweft of life. +:33 COMMONS. :33 [Within] ^-^ An answew from x3 the OwO King, x3 my Lord of ^-^ Sawisbuwy! +x3 SUFFOWK. 'Tis ^.^ wike x3 the xDD commons, wude :3 unpowish'd xDD hinds, +Could >_> send xDD such ^-^ message to uWu theiw sovereign; +OwO But UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 wewe uWu gwad to be >w< empwoy'd, +;;w;; To x3 show >w< how ^w^ quaint >w< an orator xDD you x3 awe. +OwO But aww x3 the honour uWu Sawisbuwy hath ^.^ won +Is :3 that ^.^ he UwU was x3 the ;;w;; wowd ambassador +:3 Sent from :3 a ;;w;; sowt of ^-^ tinkews to x3 the ;;w;; King. +:33 COMMONS. :33 [Within] ^-^ An answew from x3 the OwO King, ow ^.^ we xDD wiww aww bweak :3 in! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Go, >_> Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and tell them aww from ;;w;; me +UwU I >_> thank them fow uWu theiw xDD tendew >w< woving ;;w;; cawe; +xDD And xDD had UwU I nyot :33 been cited UwU so ^.^ by ÚwÚ them, +ÚwÚ Yet uWu did UwU I OwO puwpose >_< as ;;w;; they UwU do >_< entweat; +For >_< suwe x3 my >_< thoughts UwU do hourly >w< pwophesy +^-^ Mischance >w< unto x3 my >w< state ^.^ by Suffolk's means. +xDD And >_< thewefowe ^.^ by ÚwÚ His ;;w;; Majesty UwU I x3 sweaw, +>_< Whose uWu faw >_< unwowthy OwO deputy UwU I am, +>w< He UwU shaww nyot ;;w;; bweathe :3 infection uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ aiw +OwO But >w< thwee OwO days wongew, on x3 the :33 pain of death. +uWu Exit SALISBURY +QUEEN. x3 O Henry, wet ;;w;; me pwead fow ^-^ gentwe Suffowk! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Ungentwe :3 Queen, to caww ^.^ him ^-^ gentwe Suffowk! +No >_> mowe, UwU I say; >_> if xDD thou dost pwead fow :3 him, +^.^ Thou wiwt >_> but >_< add incwease >w< unto x3 my wrath. +xDD Had UwU I >_> but said, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 kept x3 my wowd; +OwO But when UwU I x3 sweaw, >w< it >_> is irrevocable. +;;w;; If ÚwÚ aftew >w< thwee >_> days' xDD space xDD thou OwO hewe ÚwÚ be'st >_> found +On xDD any x3 gwound :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ruler :33 of, +uWu The wowwd UwU shaww nyot be wansom fow >w< thy life. +^.^ Come, Wawwick, come, ÚwÚ good Wawwick, OwO go with OwO me; +UwU I uWu have great uWu mattews to OwO impawt to thee. +Exeunt aww >_> but >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and :3 SUFFOWK +QUEEN. ^-^ Mischance ÚwÚ and sorrow OwO go :3 awong with you! +>w< Heawt's ;;w;; discontent ÚwÚ and :3 souw >_> affwiction +^w^ Be >_< pwayfewwows to >_< keep xDD you ;;w;; company! +>_> Thewe's >w< two of uWu you; x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< make :3 a OwO thiwd, +xDD And >_> thweefowd UwU vengeance tend ;;w;; upon x3 youw :3 steps! +x3 SUFFOWK. Cease, ^-^ gentwe :3 Queen, these execwations, +xDD And wet >w< thy :33 Suffowk OwO take :33 his x3 heavy >_< weave. +QUEEN. OwO Fie, x3 cowawd OwO woman ÚwÚ and OwO soft-heawted :3 wwetch, +x3 Has xDD thou nyot ^w^ spiwit to UwU cuwse ^.^ thinye enyemy? +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon >w< them! ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> shouwd UwU I UwU cuwse them? +Wouwd cuwses OwO kiww >_< as xDD doth x3 the uWu mandwake's gwoan, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd invent >_< as UwU bittew searching ^w^ tewms, +;;w;; As >_< cuwst, >_< as harsh, ÚwÚ and howwibwe to heaw, +>_> Dewivew'd >_< stwongwy ^w^ thwough x3 my xDD fixed teeth, +With full >_< as UwU many signs of deadwy hate, +;;w;; As lean-fac'd Envy uWu in her woathsome ^.^ cave. +OwO My >_> tongue >_> shouwd stumble uWu in >_< minye xDD eawnyest wowds, +Mine eyes >_> shouwd uWu spawkwe ^.^ wike x3 the beaten xDD fwint, +Mine >_< haiw be fix'd >w< an ^w^ end, >_< as one distract; +Ay, every UwU joint >_> shouwd xDD seem to UwU cuwse ÚwÚ and x3 ban; +xDD And even nyow x3 my ^w^ buwden'd >_< heawt ^.^ wouwd break, +Should UwU I nyot UwU cuwse OwO them. uWu Poison be uWu theiw drink! +>_> Gaww, xDD wowse than x3 gaww, x3 the OwO daintiest :3 that ;;w;; they xDD taste! +^-^ Theiw ^w^ sweetest shade :3 a ;;w;; gwuv of cypwess >w< twees! +^-^ Theiw ^.^ chiefest pwospect uWu muwd'wing OwO basiwisks! +^-^ Theiw x3 softest :33 touch >_< as ^-^ smawt >_< as wizawds' OwO stings! +^-^ Theiw uWu music frightful >_< as x3 the serpent's ÚwÚ hiss, +xDD And UwU boding screech-owls >_< make x3 the consort x3 fuww! +aww x3 the fouw terrors uWu in UwU dawk-seated >_< heww- +QUEEN. ;;w;; Enyough, x3 sweet ^.^ Suffowk, xDD thou towment'st xDD thysewf; +xDD And these xDD dwead curses, ^.^ wike x3 the sun uWu 'gainst gwass, +:33 Ow ^.^ wike >w< an x3 uvwchawged ^.^ gun, UwU wecoiw, +xDD And tuwns x3 the force of them ;;w;; upon thysewf. +x3 SUFFOWK. >_> You ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me ;;w;; ban, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD you bid ;;w;; me weave? +>_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the x3 gwound :3 that UwU I ^w^ am banyish'd >_> fwom, +Weww couwd UwU I UwU cuwse OwO away :3 a winter's night, +;;w;; Though >_< standing nyaked on :3 a OwO mountain ;;w;; top +Whewe OwO biting UwU cowd ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew wet gwass xDD gwow, +xDD And think >w< it >_> but :3 a minyute xDD spent uWu in ;;w;; spowt. +QUEEN. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me entweat uWu thee >w< cease! Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, +:33 That UwU I OwO may :33 dew >w< it with x3 my ^-^ mouwnfuw teaws; +x3 Nyow wet x3 the xDD wain of heaven wet ÚwÚ this :33 pwace +;;w;; To >_< wash OwO away x3 my ^.^ woefuw UwU monyuments. +>_< O, couwd ÚwÚ this :3 kiss be UwU pwinted uWu in >w< thy uWu hand, +:33 That xDD thou might'st think ;;w;; upon these ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ seaw, +^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ whom :3 a thousand :3 sighs OwO awe >w< bweath'd fow uWu thee! +So, get uWu thee >w< gonye, :3 that UwU I OwO may ^.^ knyow x3 my gwief; +'Tis >_> but ÚwÚ suwmis'd whiwes xDD thou awt >_< standing UwU by, +;;w;; As one :3 that surfeits uWu thinking on :3 a :33 want. +UwU I xDD wiww repeal uWu thee or, be weww UwU assuw'd, +>_< Adventuwe to be banished >_< mysewf; +xDD And banished UwU I am, >_> if >_> but from thee. +^w^ Go, speak nyot to OwO me; even nyow be ;;w;; gonye. +>_< O, OwO go nyot UwU yet! Even OwO thus >w< two ^w^ fwiends condemn'd +>_> Embwace, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss, ÚwÚ and OwO take ;;w;; ten thousand OwO weaves, +:33 Woathew :3 a :3 hundwed times to ÚwÚ pawt than die. +ÚwÚ Yet now, faweweww; ÚwÚ and >_< faweweww >w< wife with uWu thee! +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ Thus >_> is poor :33 Suffowk ;;w;; ten times :33 banyished, +Once ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >w< thwee times thrice ^.^ by ÚwÚ thee, +'Tis nyot x3 the ÚwÚ wand UwU I :3 cawe for, OwO wewt xDD thou >w< thence; +^-^ A wiwdewnyess >_> is uWu popuwous UwU enyough, +^w^ So :33 Suffowk xDD had >w< thy ^-^ heavenwy company; +For :3 whewe xDD thou awt, there >_> is x3 the wowwd itself, +With every sevewaw :3 pweasuwe uWu in x3 the wowwd; +xDD And :3 whewe xDD thou awt >_> nyot, desolation. +UwU I ^.^ can nyo uWu mowe: Wive xDD thou to joy >w< thy :33 wife; +xDD Mysewf nyo joy uWu in >_< nyought >_> but :3 that xDD thou >w< wiv'st. + +Entew :33 VAUX + +QUEEN. x3 Whithew xDD goes uWu Vaux UwU so fast? >_> What news, UwU I :33 pwithee? +UwU VAUX. ;;w;; To :33 signyify >w< unto :33 his ;;w;; Majesty +:33 That Cardinal Beaufort >_> is uWu at :33 point of ÚwÚ death; +For ;;w;; suddenwy :3 a ;;w;; gwievous sicknyess >_> took ^.^ him +:33 That x3 makes ^.^ him :3 gasp, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stawe, ÚwÚ and catch x3 the air, +x3 Bwaspheming :33 God, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cuwsing ;;w;; men on ;;w;; eawth. +:3 Sometime ^.^ he talks >_< as >_> if >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's xDD ghost +^.^ Wewe ^.^ by :33 his x3 side; ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws x3 the ^w^ King +xDD And :3 whispews to :33 his ;;w;; piwwow, >_< as to :3 him, +uWu The ^w^ secwets of :33 his x3 uvwchawged ^.^ souw; +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am sent to tell :33 his ;;w;; Majesty +:33 That even nyow ^.^ he x3 cwies >_< awoud fow ^.^ him. +QUEEN. Go tell ÚwÚ this x3 heavy ^-^ message to x3 the ;;w;; King. uWu Exit :33 VAUX +uWu Ay me! >_> What >_> is ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowwd! >_> What nyews OwO awe UwU these! +OwO But ^-^ whewefowe UwU gwieve UwU I uWu at >w< an hour's poor woss, +Omitting Suffolk's >w< exiwe, x3 my x3 souw's ^w^ tweasuwe? +Why >_> onwy, ^.^ Suffowk, mouwn UwU I nyot fow ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And with x3 the >w< southewn :33 cwouds xDD contend uWu in UwU teaws- +Theirs fow x3 the :33 eawth's UwU incwease, >_< minye fow x3 my ^-^ sowwows? +Now get uWu thee >_> hence: x3 the OwO King, xDD thou >_> knyow'st, >_> is >w< coming; +;;w;; If xDD thou be >_> found ^.^ by OwO me; xDD thou awt >_> but uWu dead. +x3 SUFFOWK. ;;w;; If UwU I ÚwÚ depawt from uWu thee UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ wive; +xDD And uWu in >w< thy ^.^ sight to >_> die, >_> what :3 wewe >w< it >_> ewse +OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a >_> pweasant >_> swumbew uWu in >w< thy ;;w;; wap? +:3 Hewe couwd UwU I ;;w;; bweathe x3 my :3 souw x3 into x3 the air, +;;w;; As >_< miwd ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe >_< as x3 the cradle-babe +Dying with ;;w;; mothew's uWu dug ^-^ between OwO its lips; +UwU Whewe, from >w< thy UwU sight, UwU I >_> shouwd be waging ^-^ mad +xDD And cwy x3 out fow uWu thee to ^-^ cwose x3 up >_< minye ^w^ eyes, +;;w;; To uWu have uWu thee with >w< thy lips to ÚwÚ stop x3 my x3 mouth; +^w^ So shouwdst xDD thou xDD eithew turn x3 my uWu fwying x3 souw, +:33 Ow UwU I >_> shouwd ;;w;; bweathe >w< it UwU so x3 into >w< thy ;;w;; body, +xDD And xDD then >w< it liv'd uWu in x3 sweet ÚwÚ Ewysium. +;;w;; To ^-^ die ^.^ by uWu thee :3 wewe >_> but to ^-^ die uWu in OwO jest: +Fwom uWu thee to ^-^ die :3 wewe towtuwe ^.^ mowe than death. +>_< O, wet ;;w;; me ;;w;; stay, befaww >_> what OwO may ;;w;; befaww! +QUEEN. >_> Away! ;;w;; Though >w< pawting be :3 a fwetfuw >w< cowwosive, +^.^ It >_> is ^-^ appwied to :3 a ^.^ deathfuw wound. +;;w;; To >_< Fwance, x3 sweet :33 Suffowk. Let ;;w;; me hear from ÚwÚ thee; +For >_> wheweso'ew xDD thou awt uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO wowwd's globe +I'll uWu have >w< an x3 Iwis :3 that UwU shaww find uWu thee OwO out. +x3 SUFFOWK. UwU I ÚwÚ go. +QUEEN. xDD And OwO take x3 my >_< heawt with thee. x3 [She ^-^ kisses >w< him] +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ A ;;w;; jewew, :3 wock'd x3 into x3 the ^-^ woefuww'st :3 cask +:33 That OwO evew uWu did ^.^ contain :3 a ^.^ thing of uWu wowth. +Even >_< as :3 a xDD spwitted bawk, UwU so OwO sundew >_< we: +This uWu way faww UwU I to death. +QUEEN. This uWu way fow x3 me. Exeunt uWu sevewawwy + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +OwO Wondon. x3 CAWDINyAW BEAUFOWT'S x3 bedchambew + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWWICK, to x3 the x3 CAWDINyAW uWu in x3 bed + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How fawes x3 my xDD wowd? ÚwÚ Speak, OwO Beaufowt, to >w< thy OwO suvweign. +CARDINAL. ;;w;; If xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st >_> Death I'll UwU give uWu thee Engwand's treasure, +Enyough to puwchase xDD such anyothew island, +^w^ So xDD thou wiwt wet ;;w;; me ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and x3 feew nyo OwO pain. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Ah, >_> what :3 a xDD sign >w< it >_> is of eviw >w< wife +Whewe ^w^ death's appwoach >_> is :3 seen UwU so terrible! +WARWICK. OwO Beaufowt, >w< it >_> is >w< thy suvweign xDD speaks to thee. +CARDINAL. Bring ;;w;; me >w< unto x3 my uWu twiaw when xDD you :33 wiww. +ÚwÚ Died ^.^ he nyot uWu in :33 his bed? Whewe >_> shouwd ^.^ he die? +UwU Can UwU I >_< make ;;w;; men x3 wive, whe'er ;;w;; they xDD wiww ow no? +>_< O, towtuwe ;;w;; me nyo uWu mowe! UwU I xDD wiww confess. +ÚwÚ Awive ^w^ again? UwU Then x3 show ;;w;; me :3 whewe ^.^ he is; +I'll UwU give :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound to wook ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +>w< He hath nyo ^w^ eyes, x3 the x3 dust hath :33 bwinded OwO them. +^w^ Comb down :33 his ^-^ haiw; look, look! >w< it >w< stands upright, +Wike ÚwÚ wime-twigs uWu set to catch x3 my >_> winged souw! +Give ;;w;; me x3 some ;;w;; dwink; ÚwÚ and bid x3 the :3 apothecawy +Bring x3 the >w< stwong x3 poison :3 that UwU I xDD bought of ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O ^.^ Thou xDD etewnyaw :33 Muvw of x3 the >w< heavens, +Wook with :3 a ^-^ gentwe ^w^ eye ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this OwO wwetch! +>_< O, xDD beat OwO away x3 the >w< busy meddling >_< fiend +:33 That ways >w< stwong ^-^ siege >w< unto ÚwÚ this wwetch's x3 souw, +xDD And from :33 his ^w^ bosom OwO puwge ÚwÚ this black UwU despaiw! +WARWICK. xDD See >w< how x3 the x3 pangs of :33 death UwU do >_< make ^.^ him >w< gwin +SAWISBUWY. Disturb ^.^ him >_> nyot, wet ^.^ him pass xDD peaceabwy. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Peace to :33 his x3 souw, >_> if >_> God's ÚwÚ good :3 pweasuwe OwO be! +Lord Card'nal, >_> if xDD thou think'st on heaven's bliss, +:33 Howd x3 up >w< thy uWu hand, >_< make OwO signyaw of >w< thy ^-^ hope. +>w< He dies, ÚwÚ and x3 makes nyo ;;w;; sign: x3 O :33 God, :33 fowgive x3 him! +WARWICK. ^w^ So :33 bad :3 a :33 death ÚwÚ awgues :3 a monstwous life. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO Fowbeaw to ^w^ judge, fow ^.^ we OwO awe sinners all. +:33 Cwose x3 up :33 his ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and dwaw x3 the ^-^ cuwtain close; +xDD And wet >_> us aww to meditation. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The :3 coast of Kent + +;;w;; Awawum. Fight uWu at :33 sea. Ordnance xDD goes off. Entew :3 a WIEUTENyANT, +:3 a ^w^ SHIPMASTEW ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU MATE, ÚwÚ and WALTER >w< WHITMOWE, with ^.^ saiwows; +:3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and othew UwU GENTWEMEN, >_< as OwO pwisonyews + +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. uWu The gaudy, bwabbing, ÚwÚ and wemowsefuw day +Is x3 cwept x3 into x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the sea; +xDD And nyow ^-^ woud-howwing wolves arouse x3 the x3 jades +:33 That drag x3 the tragic ^-^ mewanchowy ^w^ nyight; +Who with uWu theiw drowsy, swow, ÚwÚ and OwO fwagging x3 wings +Clip >_< dead men's >w< gwaves, ÚwÚ and from uWu theiw ^w^ misty ^w^ jaws +Bweathe fouw ^-^ contagious >w< dawknyess uWu in x3 the air. +Therefore ;;w;; bwing fowth x3 the ^-^ sowdiews of UwU ouw prize; +For, whiwst UwU ouw xDD pinnyace anchors uWu in x3 the OwO Downs, +:3 Hewe UwU shaww ;;w;; they >_< make uWu theiw wansom on x3 the sand, +:33 Ow with uWu theiw :3 bwood stain ÚwÚ this ^-^ discowouwed ;;w;; showe. +^-^ Mastew, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwisonyew freely UwU give UwU I ÚwÚ thee; +xDD And xDD thou :3 that awt :33 his ^-^ mate >_< make ^w^ boot of >_< this; +uWu The ÚwÚ othew, Wawtew Whitmore, >_> is >w< thy uWu shawe. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> What >_> is x3 my ransom, ^.^ mastew, wet ;;w;; me xDD knyow? +>_< MASTEW. ^-^ A thousand :33 cwowns, ow >_> ewse uWu way down x3 youw >_> head. +ÚwÚ MATE. xDD And UwU so much UwU shaww xDD you give, ow x3 off xDD goes x3 youws. +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. What, think xDD you much to x3 pay >w< two thousand :33 cwowns, +xDD And UwU beaw x3 the xDD nyame ÚwÚ and ^.^ powt of :33 gentwemen? +Cut both x3 the :33 viwwains' throats- fow ^-^ die xDD you :3 shaww; +uWu The ;;w;; wives of UwU those which ^.^ we uWu have wost uWu in >w< fight +^w^ Be countewpois'd with xDD such :3 a petty sum! +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. I'll UwU give :33 it, :33 siw: ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^-^ spawe x3 my life. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww I, ÚwÚ and >w< wwite ^.^ home fow >w< it stwaight. +WHITMORE. UwU I wost >_< minye ^w^ eye uWu in >w< waying x3 the >w< pwize ;;w;; aboawd, +:33 [To SUFFOLK] xDD And OwO thewefowe, to xDD wevenge :33 it, shalt xDD thou :3 die; +xDD And UwU so >_> shouwd OwO these, >_> if UwU I ^w^ might uWu have x3 my :33 wiww. +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. ^w^ Be nyot UwU so wash; OwO take ransom, wet ^.^ him wive. +x3 SUFFOWK. Wook on x3 my ;;w;; Geowge, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman: +>_< Wate ;;w;; me uWu at >_> what xDD thou wiwt, xDD thou shalt be paid. +WHITMORE. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am ^.^ I: x3 my xDD nyame >_> is Wawtew Whitmowe. +How >_< nyow! Why ÚwÚ stawt'st thou? What, xDD doth :33 death :33 affwight? +x3 SUFFOWK. x3 Thy xDD nyame affwights uWu me, uWu in x3 whose >_> sound >_> is death. +^-^ A x3 cunnying x3 man uWu did :33 cawcuwate x3 my birth +xDD And told ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ by UwU watew UwU I >_> shouwd :3 die; +ÚwÚ Yet wet nyot ÚwÚ this >_< make uWu thee be ^.^ bwoody-minded; +x3 Thy xDD nyame >_> is ÚwÚ Guawtiew, ^.^ being rightly ÚwÚ sounded. +WHITMORE. ÚwÚ Guawtiew ow :3 Wawtew, which >w< it >_> is UwU I :3 cawe not: +xDD Nyevew yet uWu did UwU base x3 dishonyouw blur UwU ouw xDD nyame +OwO But with UwU ouw xDD swowd ^.^ we wip'd OwO away x3 the bwot; +>_< Thewefowe, when ^.^ mewchant-wike UwU I ;;w;; seww UwU wevenge, +x3 Bwoke be x3 my uWu swowd, x3 my :3 awms :33 town ÚwÚ and ^w^ defac'd, +xDD And UwU I proclaim'd :3 a x3 cowawd ^w^ thwough x3 the wowwd. +x3 SUFFOWK. Stay, Whitmore, fow >w< thy ÚwÚ pwisonyew >_> is :3 a >_< pwince, +uWu The >w< Duke of ^.^ Suffowk, ;;w;; Wiwwiam UwU de UwU wa ^w^ Powe. +WHITMORE. uWu The >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk muffled x3 up uWu in rags? +x3 SUFFOWK. Ay, >_> but these rags OwO awe nyo ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the Duke: +Juv ÚwÚ sometime OwO went :3 disguis'd, ÚwÚ and >w< why nyot >_< I? +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. OwO But Juv UwU was >_< nyevew x3 swain, >_< as xDD thou shalt >w< be. +x3 SUFFOWK. Obscure ÚwÚ and ^-^ wowwy x3 swain, ^w^ King >_> Henwy's bwood, +uWu The ^.^ honyouwabwe :3 bwood of Lancaster, +:3 Must nyot be x3 shed ^.^ by xDD such :3 a jaded groom. +Hast xDD thou nyot >w< kiss'd >w< thy uWu hand ÚwÚ and hewd x3 my >w< stiwwup, +uWu Baweheaded pwodded ^.^ by x3 my foot-cloth ;;w;; muwe, +xDD And xDD thought uWu thee ^w^ happy when UwU I >_> shook x3 my head? +How often x3 hast xDD thou :33 waited uWu at x3 my cup, +UwU Fed from x3 my :3 twenchew, knyeew'd down uWu at x3 the board, +x3 When UwU I uWu have feasted with xDD Queen ^-^ Mawgawet? +ÚwÚ Wemembew :33 it, ÚwÚ and wet >w< it >_< make uWu thee ^.^ cwestfaww'n, +Ay, ÚwÚ and allay OwO thus >w< thy OwO abowtive pride, +How uWu in UwU ouw voiding-wobby x3 hast xDD thou :33 stood +xDD And :33 duwy :33 waited fow x3 my xDD coming forth. +This uWu hand of >_< minye hath ^-^ wwit uWu in >w< thy UwU behawf, +xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU shaww >w< it >_> chawm >w< thy riotous :33 tongue. +WHITMORE. ÚwÚ Speak, xDD Captain, UwU shaww UwU I x3 stab x3 the ^.^ fowwown swain? +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. First wet x3 my wowds x3 stab :3 him, >_< as ^.^ he hath x3 me. +x3 SUFFOWK. >w< Base :33 swave, >w< thy wowds OwO awe bwunt, ÚwÚ and UwU so awt thou. +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. ^.^ Convey ^.^ him hence, ÚwÚ and on UwU ouw longboat's x3 side +OwO Stwike x3 off :33 his >_> head. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^.^ Thou ^w^ daw'st >_> nyot, fow >w< thy own. +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. >_< Poowe! +x3 SUFFOWK. Poowe? +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. Ay, kennyew, puddle, >_< sink, x3 whose fiwth ÚwÚ and OwO diwt +Twoubwes x3 the :33 siwvew ^-^ spwing :3 whewe England OwO dwinks; +Now xDD wiww UwU I :3 dam x3 up ÚwÚ this >w< thy ^w^ yawnying xDD mouth +For swallowing x3 the treasure of x3 the weawm. +x3 Thy :3 wips, :3 that >w< kiss'd x3 the :3 Queen, UwU shaww :33 sweep x3 the ^.^ gwound; +xDD And xDD thou :3 that ;;w;; smiw'dst uWu at ÚwÚ good >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's :33 death +^w^ Against x3 the senseless >_< winds shalt >w< gwin uWu in vain, +Who uWu in x3 contempt UwU shaww xDD hiss uWu at uWu thee again; +xDD And >w< wedded be xDD thou to x3 the ^-^ hags of heww +For daring to affy :3 a ^-^ mighty ;;w;; wowd +uWu Unto x3 the daughter of :3 a :33 wowthwess OwO king, +>_> Having :3 nyeithew uWu subject, ^.^ weawth, nor ÚwÚ diadem. +^-^ By deviwish UwU powicy awt xDD thou grown ^.^ gweat, +^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 ambitious OwO Sywwa, overgorg'd +With ^-^ gobbets of >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's xDD bweeding ;;w;; heawt. +^-^ By uWu thee Anjou ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mainye :3 wewe sold to Fwance; +uWu The UwU fawse uWu wevowting Normans thorough uWu thee +:3 Disdain to caww >_> us wowd; ÚwÚ and :33 Picawdy +>_< Hath :3 swain uWu theiw >w< guvwnyows, suwpwis'd UwU ouw >_> fowts, +xDD And sent x3 the ^-^ wagged ^-^ sowdiews wounded >_> home. +uWu The princely Wawwick, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ Nyeviws all, +>_< Whose :3 dweadfuw :33 swowds :3 wewe >_< nyevew drawn uWu in vain, +;;w;; As >w< hating ÚwÚ thee, OwO awe ;;w;; wising x3 up uWu in arms; +xDD And nyow x3 the ;;w;; house of York- thwust from x3 the >_< cwown +^-^ By >_> shamefuw murder of :3 a ;;w;; guiwtwess x3 king +xDD And wofty OwO pwoud encwoaching ^-^ tywanny- +Burns with revenging ^w^ fiwe, x3 whose hopeful cowouws +ÚwÚ Advance UwU ouw >_> hawf-fac'd sun, :33 stwiving to shinye, +;;w;; Undew x3 the which >_> is ^-^ wwit >_> 'Invitis >_< nyubibus.' +uWu The >w< commons OwO hewe uWu in Kent OwO awe x3 up uWu in arms; +xDD And to ^w^ concwude, x3 wepwoach ÚwÚ and :33 beggawy +Is x3 cwept x3 into x3 the ^w^ pawace of UwU ouw OwO King, +xDD And aww ^.^ by thee. >_> Away! :33 convey ^.^ him x3 hence. +x3 SUFFOWK. x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ^.^ god, to >w< shoot fowth >_> thundew +>_> Upon these x3 pawtwy, uWu sewviwe, abject dwudges! +>w< Smaww ^.^ things >_< make UwU base ;;w;; men xDD pwoud: ÚwÚ this viwwain UwU hewe, +uWu Being UwU captain of :3 a uWu pinnyace, threatens ^.^ mowe +Than Bargulus, x3 the >w< stwong :33 Iwwywian xDD piwate. +Drones uWu suck nyot uWu eagwes' :3 bwood >_> but rob xDD beehives. +^.^ It >_> is xDD impossibwe :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ die +^-^ By xDD such :3 a ^-^ wowwy ^.^ vassaw >_< as thysewf. +x3 Thy wowds move xDD wage ÚwÚ and nyot ^-^ wemowse uWu in x3 me. +UwU I OwO go of ^-^ message from x3 the xDD Queen to Fwance: +UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee >w< waft ;;w;; me >w< safewy OwO cwoss x3 the Channyew. +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. :33 Wawtew- +WHITMORE. ^.^ Come, ^.^ Suffowk, UwU I ^w^ must >w< waft uWu thee to >w< thy death. +x3 SUFFOWK. Gewidus xDD timow ^-^ occupat >_> awtus: >w< it >_> is uWu thee UwU I ;;w;; feaw. +WHITMORE. ^.^ Thou shalt uWu have cause to feaw >w< befowe UwU I OwO weave thee. +What, OwO awe OwO ye >w< daunted ^.^ nyow? Now xDD wiww OwO ye stoop? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, entweat :3 him, speak ^.^ him >_< faiw. +x3 SUFFOWK. Suffolk's ÚwÚ impewiaw >_> tongue >_> is UwU stem ÚwÚ and wough, +xDD Us'd to >_> command, untaught to pwead fow UwU favouw. +>_< Faw be >w< it ^.^ we >_> shouwd honour xDD such >_< as these +With humble ^.^ suit: no, rather wet x3 my >_> head +^-^ Stoop to x3 the >_< bwock than these knees bow to xDD any +:3 Save to x3 the ^w^ God of heaven ÚwÚ and to x3 my uWu king; +xDD And :33 soonyew UwU dance ;;w;; upon :3 a bwoody ^w^ powe +Than stand uncover'd to x3 the uWu vuwgaw groom. +;;w;; Twue >_> nyobiwity >_> is >_> exempt from ^w^ feaw: +uWu Mowe ^.^ can UwU I UwU beaw than xDD you dawe x3 execute. +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. ^-^ Hawe ^.^ him away, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him tawk nyo more. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^.^ Come, xDD sowdiews, x3 show >_> what OwO cwuewty OwO ye ^-^ can, +:33 That ÚwÚ this x3 my :33 death OwO may >_< nyevew be forgot- +UwU Gweat ;;w;; men ;;w;; oft ^-^ die ^.^ by ^-^ viwe >_> bezonyians: +^-^ A Roman sworder ÚwÚ and uWu banditto ;;w;; swave +Murder'd x3 sweet x3 Tuwwy; ^-^ Bwutus' ^.^ bastawd uWu hand +uWu Stabb'd Julius OwO Caesaw; x3 savage islanders +ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the Great; ÚwÚ and :33 Suffowk dies ^.^ by >_> piwates. +uWu Exit WALTER with :3 SUFFOWK +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. xDD And >_< as fow OwO these, x3 whose wansom ^.^ we uWu have ^-^ set, +^.^ It >_> is UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe one of them uWu depawt; +Therefore come xDD you with us, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him ÚwÚ go. +Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the uWu FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN + +^.^ We-entew >_< WHITMOWE with SUFFOWK'S >w< body + +WHITMORE. >_> Thewe wet :33 his >_> head ÚwÚ and wifewess >w< body wie, +Untiw x3 the xDD Queen :33 his mistwess ^.^ buwy :3 it. uWu Exit +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 O barbarous ÚwÚ and bwoody ^-^ spectacwe! +ÚwÚ His >w< body xDD wiww UwU I UwU beaw >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; King. +;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD wevenge >w< it >_> nyot, yet xDD wiww :33 his >_< fwiends; +^w^ So xDD wiww x3 the :3 Queen, :3 that UwU wiving hewd ^.^ him deaw. +uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +:3 Bwackheath + +Entew uWu GEOWGE ;;w;; BEVIS ÚwÚ and >_< JOHN uWu HOWWAND + +UwU GEOWGE. :3 Come ÚwÚ and get uWu thee :3 a uWu swowd, ^w^ though UwU made of :3 a ÚwÚ wath; ;;w;; they uWu have +:33 been x3 up these >w< two days. +OwO JOHN. ^-^ They uWu have x3 the ^.^ mowe >_< nyeed to :33 sweep now, UwU then. +UwU GEOWGE. UwU I tell uWu thee x3 Jack x3 Cade x3 the clothier means to :3 dwess x3 the +commonwealth, ÚwÚ and turn :33 it, ÚwÚ and uWu set :3 a x3 nyew nap ;;w;; upon :3 it. +OwO JOHN. ^w^ So ^.^ he xDD had need, fow UwU 'tis threadbare. xDD Weww, UwU I >_> say >w< it UwU was >_< nyevew +^.^ mewwy wowwd uWu in England xDD since gentlemen ^-^ came :33 up. +UwU GEOWGE. x3 O >w< misewabwe >_> age! x3 Viwtue >_> is nyot :3 wegawded uWu in UwU handicwaftsmen. +OwO JOHN. uWu The >_> nyobiwity think ^w^ scown to OwO go uWu in >_> weathew ^.^ apwons. +UwU GEOWGE. Nyay, >_> mowe, x3 the >_< King's Counciw OwO awe nyo ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowkmen. +OwO JOHN. ^w^ Twue; ÚwÚ and yet >w< it >_> is uWu said >_< 'Wabouw uWu in >w< thy >_< vocation'; which >_> is +>_< as much to >_> say >_< as ^w^ 'Wet x3 the magistwates be labouring >w< men'; ÚwÚ and +>_< thewefowe >_> shouwd ^.^ we be ÚwÚ magistwates. +UwU GEOWGE. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ;;w;; hit uWu it; fow there's nyo xDD bettew xDD sign of :3 a >_< bwave +^-^ mind than :3 a x3 hawd >w< hand. +OwO JOHN. UwU I >_> see >w< them! UwU I >_> see >w< them! >_> Thewe's Best's x3 son, x3 the :3 tannyew of +^.^ Wingham- +UwU GEOWGE. >w< He UwU shaww uWu have x3 the ÚwÚ skins of UwU ouw >_< enyemies to >_< make :3 dog's +>_> weathew uWu of. +OwO JOHN. xDD And UwU Dick x3 the butchew- +UwU GEOWGE. UwU Then >_> is x3 sin >w< stwuck ;;w;; down, ^.^ wike >w< an >_< ox, ÚwÚ and iniquity's ^w^ thwoat +:3 cut ^.^ wike :3 a xDD cawf. +OwO JOHN. xDD And Smith x3 the weaver- +UwU GEOWGE. xDD Awgo, uWu theiw :3 thwead of >w< wife >_> is spun. +OwO JOHN. ^.^ Come, come, >_> wet's faww uWu in with OwO them. + +>_< Dwum. Entew CADE, xDD DICK ^-^ THE BUTCHEW, UwU SMITH +^-^ THE WEAVEW, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO SAWYEW, with :3 infinyite xDD nyumbews + +ÚwÚ CADE. We John Cade, UwU so tewm'd of UwU ouw ^.^ supposed ^-^ fathew- +:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] :33 Ow UwU wathew, of stealing :3 a :33 cade of hewwings. +ÚwÚ CADE. For UwU ouw >_< enyemies UwU shaww faww >w< befowe us, inspired with x3 the +^w^ spiwit of ^.^ putting down >w< kings ÚwÚ and :33 pwinces- ÚwÚ command x3 siwence. +:3 DICK. Silence! +ÚwÚ CADE. OwO My >w< fathew UwU was :3 a OwO Mowtimew- +:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] >w< He UwU was >w< an xDD honyest x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 bwickwayew. +ÚwÚ CADE. OwO My mothew :3 a ÚwÚ Pwantagenyet- +:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] UwU I UwU knyew her well; ^.^ she UwU was :3 a :33 midwife. +ÚwÚ CADE. OwO My >w< wife >_> descended of x3 the Lacies- +:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] :33 She UwU was, :33 indeed, :3 a :3 pedwaw's ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and sold UwU many +waces. +xDD SMITH. :3 [Aside] OwO But nyow of late, nyot able to travel with her ÚwÚ fuww'd +>w< pack, ^.^ she ÚwÚ washes :33 bucks OwO hewe uWu at >_> home. +ÚwÚ CADE. Therefore ^w^ am UwU I of >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe ÚwÚ house. +:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] Ay, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, x3 the field >_> is >_> honyouwabwe, ÚwÚ and there +UwU was ^.^ he born, :33 undew :3 a ÚwÚ hedge, fow :33 his >w< fathew xDD had >_< nyevew :3 a ;;w;; house >_> but +x3 the cage. +ÚwÚ CADE. ;;w;; Vawiant UwU I am. +xDD SMITH. :3 [Aside] >_> 'A ^w^ must needs; fow :33 beggawy >_> is ^w^ vawiant. +ÚwÚ CADE. UwU I ^w^ am able to OwO enduwe :33 much. +:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] No ;;w;; question of :33 that; fow UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him x3 whipt >w< thwee +xDD mawket OwO days together. +ÚwÚ CADE. UwU I feaw :3 nyeithew xDD swowd nor >_> fiwe. +xDD SMITH. :3 [Aside] >w< He >_< nyeed nyot feaw x3 the uWu swowd, fow :33 his >_> coat >_> is of +:33 pwoof. +:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] OwO But uWu methinks ^.^ he >_> shouwd stand uWu in feaw of ^w^ fiwe, ^.^ being +burnt :33 i' x3 th' uWu hand fow stealing of ^-^ sheep. +ÚwÚ CADE. ^w^ Be ^w^ bwave, >w< then, fow x3 youw UwU captain >_> is ^w^ bwave, ÚwÚ and x3 vows +;;w;; wefowmation. >_> Thewe UwU shaww be uWu in England ÚwÚ seven >w< hawfpenny woaves +sold fow :3 a >_< penny; x3 the ;;w;; thwee-hoop'd >_> pot UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; ten xDD hoops; ÚwÚ and +UwU I xDD wiww >_< make >w< it fewony to ÚwÚ dwink UwU smaww beew. All x3 the weawm UwU shaww be +uWu in ^w^ common, ÚwÚ and uWu in ;;w;; Cheapside UwU shaww x3 my UwU pawfwey OwO go to grass. xDD And +when UwU I ^w^ am UwU king- >_< as x3 king UwU I xDD wiww be +uWu AWW. ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Majesty! +ÚwÚ CADE. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good ^w^ peopwe- there UwU shaww be nyo ;;w;; monyey; aww UwU shaww +eat ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink on x3 my scowe, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww apparel them aww uWu in one +wivewy, :3 that ;;w;; they OwO may agree ^.^ wike bwothews ÚwÚ and :33 wowship ;;w;; me uWu theiw +OwO wowd. +:3 DICK. uWu The xDD fiwst ^.^ thing ^.^ we UwU do, >_> wet's OwO kiww aww x3 the wawyews. +ÚwÚ CADE. Nyay, :3 that UwU I >_> mean to xDD do. Is nyot ÚwÚ this :3 a lamentable ÚwÚ thing, :3 that +of x3 the uWu skin of >w< an innocent :3 wamb >_> shouwd be UwU made ^.^ pawchment? :33 That +pawchment, ^.^ being ^-^ scwibbw'd uWu o'ew, >_> shouwd undo :3 a man? ;;w;; Some >_> say x3 the +>w< bee >w< stings; >_> but UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis x3 the xDD bee's wax; fow UwU I uWu did >_> but UwU seaw >_> once +to :3 a ÚwÚ thing, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew >_< minye UwU own x3 man since. How >_< nyow! Who's +OwO thewe? + +Entew some, x3 bwinging uWu in x3 the CLERK ÚwÚ OF xDD CHATHAM + +xDD SMITH. uWu The OwO cwewk of ;;w;; Chatham. >w< He ^.^ can >w< wwite ÚwÚ and ^w^ wead ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast accompt. -uWu CADE. :3 O monstrous! -xDD SMITH. We took him setting >_> of b-boys' ^w^ copies. -uWu CADE. Here's :3 a viwwain! -xDD SMITH. xDD Has :3 a book in his ;;w;; pocket with wed letters >w< in't. -uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, then ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ;;w;; conjuwew. -OwO DICK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he can ^-^ make obwigations ÚwÚ and wwite ^-^ couwt-hand. -uWu CADE. I x3 am >_< sowwy ÚwÚ fow't; OwO the man :3 is :3 a pwopew man, >_> of >_< minye >_> honyouw; -unwess I find him guilty, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. Come hithew, ÚwÚ siwwah, -I >w< must OwO examinye thee. What :3 is >w< thy name? -CLERK. Emmanyuew. -OwO DICK. ^.^ They ;;w;; use ^-^ to wwite ^.^ it uWu on OwO the :3 top >_> of ^-^ wettews; 'twill >w< go ^-^ hawd -with you. -uWu CADE. >_> Wet me awonye. Dost :3 thou ;;w;; use ^-^ to wwite >w< thy uWu nyame, ^w^ ow x3 hast :3 thou :3 a -mark ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, >_< wike :3 a >w< honyest ^.^ pwain-deawing man? -CLERK. >_> Siw, I :3 thank God, I ^.^ have >_< been OwO so ;;w;; weww ^w^ bwought OwO up UwU that I can -wwite my >w< nyame. -ALL. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO confess'd. :3 Away with :3 him! >w< He's :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a -^-^ twaitow. -uWu CADE. :3 Away with ^w^ him, I :33 say! >w< Hang him with his ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and >w< inkhown about -his ÚwÚ nyeck. Exit ^-^ onye with OwO the >w< CWEWK - -x3 Entew ^w^ MICHAEW - ->_< MICHAEW. Where's ^-^ ouw General? -uWu CADE. ;;w;; Hewe I OwO am, :3 thou pawticuwaw fewwow. ->_< MICHAEW. >w< Fwy, fly, ;;w;; fwy! Sir :33 Humphwey ^-^ Staffowd ÚwÚ and his bwothew awe -^-^ hawd >_> by, with OwO the King's forces. -uWu CADE. ÚwÚ Stand, viwwain, ^.^ stand, ^w^ ow I'll feww ÚwÚ thee down. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be -UwU encount'wed with :3 a man as good as :3 himsewf. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but :3 a :3 knyight, -:3 is 'a? ->_< MICHAEW. >_< Nyo. -uWu CADE. ÚwÚ To >w< equaw ^w^ him, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf :3 a x3 knyight >_> pwesentwy. -OwO [Knyeews] Rise uWu up, Sir uWu John >w< Mowtimew. [Wises] Nyow ^.^ have at :3 him! - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< HUMPHWEY STAFFOWD ÚwÚ and WIWWIAM -his :33 bwothew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -STAFFOWD. Rebellious uWu hinds, OwO the uWu fiwth ÚwÚ and ^-^ scum >_> of ^.^ Kent, -Mark'd uWu fow OwO the gawwows, uWu way >_> youw weapons ;;w;; down; -:3 Home ^-^ to >_> youw >w< cottages, >_> fowsake :3 this x3 gwoom; -The UwU King :3 is mewcifuw ^-^ if you uWu wevowt. -WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. But :33 angwy, ^.^ wwathfuw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to blood, ->w< If you >w< go forward; OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ yiewd ^w^ ow ^-^ die. -uWu CADE. UwU As uWu fow ^.^ these UwU siwken-coated ;;w;; swaves, I xDD pass not; -^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to you, good ;;w;; peopwe, UwU that I ÚwÚ speak, -uWu O'ew whom, in UwU time ^-^ to xDD come, I >w< hope ^-^ to :33 weign; ->_< Fow I x3 am ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw x3 unto OwO the ^w^ cwown. -STAFFOWD. ^-^ Viwwain, >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< pwastewew; -And :3 thou thyself :3 a sheawman, art :3 thou not? -uWu CADE. And :33 Adam ÚwÚ was :3 a gawdenyew. -WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. And what >_> of ÚwÚ that? -uWu CADE. x3 Mawwy, :33 this: Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, -^-^ Mawwied OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Clarence' >_> daughtew, >_> did ^.^ he not? -STAFFOWD. >w< Ay, sir. -uWu CADE. By xDD hew ^.^ he xDD had two chiwdwen at ^-^ onye uWu biwth. -WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. ^.^ That's ^-^ fawse. -uWu CADE. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the ÚwÚ question; uWu but I uWu say 'tis true. -The ÚwÚ ewdew >_> of them being >w< put ^-^ to ^w^ nyuwse, ->_> Was uWu by :3 a ;;w;; beggaw-woman stow'n ^w^ away, -And, ^w^ ignyowant >_> of his biwth ÚwÚ and x3 pawentage, -x3 Became :3 a bwickwayew when ^.^ he came ^-^ to age. -His :3 son x3 am I; deny ^.^ it ^-^ if you ^.^ can. -OwO DICK. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis xDD too true; OwO thewefowe ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be xDD king. -xDD SMITH. >_> Siw, ^.^ he :3 made :3 a chimney in my >_< fathew's OwO house, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< bwicks -awe x3 awive at :3 this :3 day ^-^ to testify xDD it; OwO thewefowe deny ^.^ it not. -STAFFOWD. And uWu wiww you ÚwÚ cwedit :3 this base :33 dwudge's uWu wowds -:33 That ^-^ speaks ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; what? -ALL. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, uWu wiww ÚwÚ we; OwO thewefowe >_< get ye gone. -WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. x3 Jack xDD Cade, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught you ÚwÚ this. -uWu CADE. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He :3 wies, uWu fow I xDD invented ^.^ it ^-^ mysewf- uWu Go ^.^ to, ÚwÚ siwwah, -tell OwO the UwU King ^-^ fwom me UwU that uWu fow his >_< fathew's UwU sake, ^-^ Henwy OwO the -OwO Fifth, in uWu whose UwU time :3 boys went ^-^ to OwO span-countew uWu fow xDD Fwench cwowns, -I x3 am ^.^ content ^.^ he uWu shaww :33 weign; uWu but I'll >w< be Protector xDD uvw >_> him. -OwO DICK. And fuwthewmowe, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have OwO the Wowd >w< Say's head uWu fow >w< sewwing -OwO the :33 dukedom >_> of >w< Mainye. -uWu CADE. And good ^.^ weason; uWu fow ^.^ theweby :3 is ^.^ Engwand main'd ÚwÚ and fain ^-^ to >w< go -with :3 a staff, uWu but UwU that my ^-^ puissance howds ^.^ it :33 up. Fellow ÚwÚ kings, I -tell you UwU that UwU that Wowd Say ;;w;; hath ^.^ gewded OwO the commonweawth ÚwÚ and :3 made -^.^ it OwO an eunuch; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^.^ he can speak x3 Fwench, ÚwÚ and -OwO thewefowe ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^-^ twaitow. -STAFFOWD. :3 O :3 gwoss ÚwÚ and xDD misewabwe ignorance! -uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ answew ^-^ if you uWu can; OwO the Frenchmen awe ^-^ ouw enyemies. uWu Go ^.^ to, -then, I ÚwÚ ask uWu but :33 this: can ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks with OwO the :33 tongue >_> of OwO an -enemy >w< be :3 a good ÚwÚ counsewwow, ^w^ ow nyo? -ALL. No, no; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have his head. -WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. Weww, >_< seeing gentwe uWu wowds uWu wiww ^.^ nyot prevail, -Assaiw them with OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the King. -STAFFOWD. OwO Hewawd, away; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thwoughout every ^-^ town -UwU Pwocwaim them ^-^ twaitows UwU that awe OwO up with uWu Cade; -:33 That x3 those ;;w;; which UwU fwy before OwO the ^-^ battwe ends -uWu May, x3 even in theiw ÚwÚ wives'and ^-^ chiwdwen's ^-^ sight, -Be ;;w;; hang'd OwO up uWu fow example at theiw doows. -And you UwU that >w< be OwO the King's fwiends, follow >_> me. ->_< Exeunt OwO the OwO TWO ^.^ STAFFOWDS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews -uWu CADE. And you UwU that love OwO the x3 commons follow >_> me. -Nyow show youwsewves ^w^ men; 'tis uWu fow :33 wibewty. -We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave ^-^ onye lord, ^-^ onye ^w^ gentweman; -uWu Spawe UwU nyonye uWu but such as >w< go in cwouted :3 shoon, ->_< Fow uWu they awe thwifty >w< honyest x3 men ÚwÚ and such -UwU As would- uWu but UwU that uWu they dare nyot- UwU take ^-^ ouw pawts. -OwO DICK. ^.^ They awe >w< aww in owdew, ÚwÚ and mawch towawd ÚwÚ us. -uWu CADE. But then awe ^-^ we in owdew when ^-^ we awe UwU most >_< out >_> of x3 owdew. ^w^ Come, -mawch :3 fowwawd. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of Blackheath - -Alarums ^-^ to OwO the fight, wherein uWu both OwO the ^.^ STAFFOWDS awe slain. -x3 Entew ^-^ CADE ÚwÚ and OwO the west - -uWu CADE. Where's ;;w;; Dick, OwO the butchew >_> of ^.^ Ashfowd? -OwO DICK. Here, sir. -uWu CADE. ^.^ They feww before ÚwÚ thee >_< wike ;;w;; sheep ÚwÚ and ^-^ oxen, ÚwÚ and :3 thou xDD behavedst -thyself as ^-^ if :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been in UwU thinye >_> own swaughtew-house; -OwO thewefowe ;;w;; thus uWu wiww I reward ^w^ thee- OwO the x3 Went uWu shaww >w< be as wong -UwU again as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :3 a licence ^-^ to :33 kiww uWu fow :3 a -^-^ hundwed UwU wacking ^w^ onye. -OwO DICK. I desiwe nyo more. -uWu CADE. And, ^-^ to speak truth, :3 thou >_> desewv'st nyo less. OwO [Putting uWu on ÚwÚ SIW ->w< HUMPHWEY'S >_> bwigandinye] :3 This :33 monyument >_> of OwO the OwO victowy uWu wiww I ^-^ beaw, -ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO bodies uWu shaww >w< be dwagged at my horse ^.^ heews ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ do come -^-^ to London, xDD whewe ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the OwO mayow's >_< swowd ÚwÚ bownye before ÚwÚ us. -OwO DICK. >w< If ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to thrive ÚwÚ and ^-^ do uWu good, >_< bweak open OwO the :33 gaows ÚwÚ and -let >_< out OwO the ;;w;; pwisonyews. -uWu CADE. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot UwU that, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. ^w^ Come, wet's mawch towards -Wondon. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the KING with :3 a ÚwÚ suppwication, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN with uWu SUFFOWK'S ÚwÚ head; -OwO the DUKE >_< OF :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD SAY - -x3 QUEEN. Oft ^.^ have I heard UwU that >w< gwief >_< softens OwO the :33 mind -And makes ^.^ it xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ degenyewate; -:33 Think OwO thewefowe uWu on wevenge ÚwÚ and OwO cease ^-^ to weep. -But ^-^ who can OwO cease ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook uWu on uWu this? -;;w;; Hewe ^-^ may his head lie uWu on my throbbing breast; -But ^w^ whewe's OwO the ÚwÚ body UwU that I shouwd ^w^ embwace? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. What ÚwÚ answew makes >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to OwO the rebels' -suppwication? -KING HENRY. I'll ^-^ send >w< some holy ^w^ bishop ^-^ to :33 entweat; ->_< Fow :3 God fowbid OwO so many ÚwÚ simpwe souws -;;w;; Shouwd pewish uWu by OwO the :3 swowd! And I ÚwÚ mysewf, ->_< Wathew than bwoody OwO waw uWu shaww ÚwÚ cut them showt, -uWu Wiww UwU pawwey with x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade theiw ^.^ genyewaw. -But ÚwÚ stay, I'll ;;w;; wead ^.^ it xDD uvw UwU once again. -x3 QUEEN. xDD Ah, ^.^ bawbawous ^-^ viwwains! ;;w;; Hath :3 this UwU wuvwy ;;w;; face -Rul'd >_< wike :3 a wandewing ^w^ pwanyet xDD uvw uWu me, -And :33 couwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot enforce them ^-^ to wewent -:33 That ;;w;; wewe unworthy ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the same? -KING HENRY. Wowd Say, x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade ;;w;; hath sworn ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< thy head. -UwU SAY. >w< Ay, uWu but I >w< hope >_> youw Highness uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ his. -KING HENRY. OwO How nyow, >_> madam! -OwO Stiww >_> wamenting ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mouwnying uWu fow Suffowk's UwU death? -I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, love, ^-^ if UwU that I xDD had >_< been OwO dead, -Thou wouldst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> mouwn'd OwO so >w< much uWu fow >_> me. -x3 QUEEN. No, my love, I shouwd ^.^ nyot mourn, uWu but die uWu fow thee. - -x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW - -KING HENRY. OwO How nyow! What x3 nyews? UwU Why ;;w;; com'st :3 thou in such haste? -MESSENGEW. The rebels awe in Southwawk; fly, my wowd! -x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade proclaims ^-^ himsewf Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, -:33 Descended ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Clarence' OwO house, -And calls >_> youw OwO Gwace usuwpew, openly, -And >_< vows ^-^ to :3 cwown ^-^ himsewf in Westminstew. -His ;;w;; awmy :3 is :3 a ^.^ wagged ÚwÚ muwtitude -x3 Of hinds ÚwÚ and :33 peasants, wude ÚwÚ and x3 mewciwess; -Sir :33 Humphwey ^-^ Staffowd ÚwÚ and his >_< bwothew's death -;;w;; Hath >w< given them OwO heawt ÚwÚ and :33 couwage ^-^ to :3 pwoceed. -^-^ Aww x3 schowaws, x3 wawyews, :3 couwtiews, gentlemen, -^.^ They caww false ^-^ catewpiwwaws ÚwÚ and intend theiw :33 death. -KING HENRY. :3 O gwacewess >_< men! uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what uWu they do. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, retire ^-^ to ÚwÚ Kiwwingwowth -^.^ Untiw :3 a power >w< be rais'd ^-^ to >w< put them down. -x3 QUEEN. xDD Ah, ;;w;; wewe OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk :3 nyow alive, -^.^ These x3 Kentish rebels would >w< be >_> soon x3 appeas'd! -KING HENRY. Wowd Say, OwO the ^-^ twaitows UwU hate thee; -OwO Thewefowe away with OwO us ^-^ to Kiwwingwowth. -UwU SAY. ^w^ So UwU might >_> youw Gwace's person >w< be in >_> dangew. -The OwO sight >_> of me :3 is ^-^ odious in theiw ^w^ eyes; -And OwO thewefowe in :3 this :33 city uWu wiww I stay -And live :3 awonye as >w< secwet as I OwO may. - -x3 Entew another MESSENGEW - -x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ gotten UwU Wondon ÚwÚ Bwidge. -The xDD citizens UwU fwy ÚwÚ and >_> fowsake theiw OwO houses; -The >w< wascaw ;;w;; peopwe, x3 thiwsting aftew xDD pwey, -Join with OwO the traitor; ÚwÚ and uWu they jointwy uWu sweaw -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ spoiw OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 woyaw couwt. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Then wingew ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; ^w^ away, UwU take ÚwÚ howse. -KING HENRY. Come ^w^ Mawgawet; God, ^-^ ouw hope, uWu wiww succour ÚwÚ us. -x3 QUEEN. UwU My >w< hope :3 is gone, :3 nyow >_> Suffowk :3 is >_> deceas'd. -KING HENRY. uWu [To LORD UwU SAY] Faweweww, my lord, xDD twust ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 Kentish -ÚwÚ webews. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Twust >_> nyobody, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw you >w< be >_< betway'd. -UwU SAY. The xDD twust I ^.^ have :3 is in >_< minye innyocence, -And OwO thewefowe x3 am I bowd ÚwÚ and resolute. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -Wondon. The >w< Towew - -x3 Entew LORD ^.^ SCAWES :3 Upon OwO the :33 Towew, >_< wawking. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew two ^w^ ow three uWu CITIZENS, -x3 bewow - -SCAWES. OwO How nyow! ^-^ Is x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade uWu swain? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. No, my lord, :3 nyow :33 wikewy ^-^ to >w< be slain; uWu fow uWu they ^.^ have -xDD won OwO the bwidge, :33 kiwwing >w< aww x3 those UwU that ^w^ withstand ^.^ them. -The Wowd >w< Mayow x3 cwaves aid >_> of >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom OwO the -:33 Towew, ^-^ to ^w^ defend OwO the :33 city ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ webews. -SCAWES. Such aid as I can spawe you uWu shaww ^.^ command, -But I x3 am twoubwed here with them mysewf; -The rebels ^.^ have assay'd ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO the :33 Towew. -But >_< get you ^-^ to :33 Smithfiewd, ÚwÚ and x3 gathew uWu head, -And thithew I uWu wiww ^-^ send you ^.^ Matthew uWu Goffe; -OwO Fight uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; King, >_> youw xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and >_> youw lives; -And so, ^.^ faweweww, uWu fow I >w< must x3 hence again. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Wondon. Cannon uWu stweet - -x3 Entew uWu JACK ^-^ CADE ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and strikes his xDD staff uWu on UwU Wondon Stonye - -uWu CADE. Nyow :3 is OwO Mowtimew lord >_> of :3 this :33 city. And ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ sitting x3 upon -UwU Wondon :3 Stonye, I chawge ÚwÚ and xDD command UwU that, >_> of OwO the x3 city's ^-^ cost, OwO the -:3 pissing conduit run nyothing uWu but claret xDD winye :3 this ^.^ fiwst yeaw >_> of -^-^ ouw OwO weign. And :3 nyow henceforward ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be uWu tweason uWu fow ^-^ any UwU that -calls me uWu othew than Wowd >w< Mowtimew. - -x3 Entew :3 a uWu SOWDIEW, x3 wunnying - -^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Jack ^-^ Cade! x3 Jack ^-^ Cade! -uWu CADE. UwU Knyock him ;;w;; down ^.^ thewe. ^.^ [They :33 kiww xDD him] -xDD SMITH. >w< If :3 this :3 fewwow >w< be ÚwÚ wise, :3 he'ww never caww ye x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade ^-^ mowe; -I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a vewy fair warning. -OwO DICK. UwU My lord, :33 thewe's OwO an ;;w;; awmy ^.^ gathewed >_> togethew in Smithfield. -uWu CADE. Come then, wet's >w< go fight with ^.^ them. But ^.^ fiwst >w< go ÚwÚ and xDD set -UwU Wondon Bridge uWu on uWu fiwe; :3 and, ^-^ if you ^-^ can, >_< buwn ;;w;; down OwO the >w< Towew ^w^ too. -^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -Wondon. OwO Smithfiewd - -Awawums. ^-^ MATTHEW ^.^ GOFFE :3 is slain, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ^-^ west. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew uWu JACK ^w^ CADE, -with his >_> company - -uWu CADE. UwU So, sirs. Nyow >w< go >w< some ÚwÚ and >_< puww ;;w;; down OwO the :33 Savoy; ÚwÚ othews ^-^ to th' -Inns >_> of ^.^ Couwt; ;;w;; down with them all. -OwO DICK. I ^.^ have :3 a suit x3 unto >_> youw >_> wowdship. -uWu CADE. Be ^.^ it :3 a :3 wowdship, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu fow UwU that :33 wowd. -OwO DICK. >_> Onwy UwU that OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^-^ may come >_< out >_> of >_> youw UwU mouth. -:3 JOHN. ^-^ [Aside] :33 Mass, 'twill >w< be >_> sowe OwO waw then; uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO thwust in -OwO the OwO mouth with :3 a speaw, ÚwÚ and 'tis ^.^ nyot xDD whowe >_> yet. -xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Nyay, :33 John, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be uWu stinking waw; uWu fow his >_> bweath -^w^ stinks with ;;w;; eating UwU toasted ^-^ cheese. -uWu CADE. I ^.^ have ^w^ thought x3 upon xDD it; ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. Away, >_< buwn >w< aww OwO the -:33 wecowds >_> of OwO the realm. UwU My OwO mouth uWu shaww >w< be OwO the Parliament >_> of -Engwand. -:3 JOHN. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Then ^-^ we awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have >_> biting ^w^ statutes, unwess his -UwU teeth >w< be uWu puww'd >_< out. -uWu CADE. And henceforward >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be in xDD common. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, :3 a prize, :3 a ÚwÚ pwize! Here's OwO the Wowd Say, ;;w;; which -:3 sowd OwO the OwO towns in xDD Fwance; ^.^ he UwU that :3 made OwO us pay ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and twenty -fifteens, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye shining ^-^ to OwO the x3 pound, OwO the last subsidy. - -x3 Entew GEORGE BEVIS, with OwO the LORD SAY - -uWu CADE. Weww, ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be x3 beheaded uWu fow ^.^ it >w< ten x3 times. xDD Ah, :3 thou ÚwÚ say, -:3 thou >_> sewge, xDD nyay, :3 thou >_> buckwam wowd! Nyow art :3 thou within point -UwU bwank >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ juwisdiction OwO wegaw. What ^w^ canst :3 thou ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to my -uWu Majesty uWu fow giving OwO up >_> of >_> Nyowmandy x3 unto Mounsieur OwO Basimecu OwO the -x3 Dauphin >_> of :33 Fwance? Be ^.^ it OwO knyown x3 unto ÚwÚ thee uWu by ^.^ these presence, x3 even -OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, UwU that I x3 am OwO the OwO besom UwU that >w< must -;;w;; sweep OwO the couwt cwean >_> of such uWu fiwth as :3 thou awt. Thou x3 hast UwU most -twaitowouswy >_< cowwupted OwO the xDD youth >_> of OwO the >_< weawm in x3 ewecting :3 a -ÚwÚ gwammaw >w< schoow; ÚwÚ and wheweas, OwO befowe, ^-^ ouw forefathers xDD had nyo uWu othew -:33 books uWu but OwO the scowe ÚwÚ and OwO the tawwy, :3 thou x3 hast xDD caused printing ^-^ to ->w< be us'd, :3 and, contrary ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, his UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and dignity, :3 thou -x3 hast built :3 a x3 papew-miww. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ pwuvd ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; face UwU that :3 thou -x3 hast x3 men about ÚwÚ thee UwU that usually talk >_> of :3 a nyoun ÚwÚ and :3 a vewb, ÚwÚ and -such abominable uWu wowds as nyo ÚwÚ Chwistian ear can >_> enduwe ^-^ to heaw. -Thou x3 hast appointed x3 justices >_> of :3 peace, ^-^ to caww UwU poow x3 men before -them about mattews uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to >w< answew. Moweuvw, :3 thou -x3 hast >w< put them in x3 pwison, ÚwÚ and ^.^ because uWu they :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ wead, :3 thou -x3 hast ;;w;; hang'd ;;w;; them, xDD when, :3 indeed, only uWu fow UwU that cause uWu they ^.^ have ->_< been UwU most >w< wowthy ^-^ to wive. Thou OwO dost ride in :3 a uWu foot-cwoth, OwO dost -:3 thou not? -UwU SAY. What >_> of ÚwÚ that? -uWu CADE. x3 Mawwy, :3 thou ought'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to let >w< thy horse wear :3 a >w< cwoak, when -^.^ honyestew x3 men than :3 thou >w< go in theiw hose ÚwÚ and >w< doubwets. -OwO DICK. And wowk in theiw OwO shiwt UwU too, as ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow ^.^ exampwe, UwU that x3 am +ÚwÚ CADE. x3 O UwU monstwous! +xDD SMITH. We >_> took ^.^ him >w< setting of boys' ^-^ copies. +ÚwÚ CADE. >_> Hewe's :3 a :33 viwwain! +xDD SMITH. x3 Has :3 a ^w^ book uWu in :33 his uWu pocket with red x3 wettews ÚwÚ in't. +ÚwÚ CADE. Nyay, xDD then ^.^ he >_> is :3 a OwO conjuwew. +:3 DICK. Nyay, ^.^ he ^.^ can >_< make obligations ÚwÚ and >w< wwite court-hand. +ÚwÚ CADE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy ÚwÚ fow't; x3 the x3 man >_> is :3 a OwO pwopew ^w^ man, of >_< minye honour; +^w^ unwess UwU I find ^.^ him x3 guiwty, ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot die. :3 Come hithew, sirrah, +UwU I ^w^ must >_> examinye thee. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? +:33 CWEWK. Emmanuel. +:3 DICK. ^-^ They use to >w< wwite >w< it on x3 the ;;w;; top of letters; 'twill OwO go x3 hawd +with OwO you. +ÚwÚ CADE. Let ;;w;; me >_< awonye. uWu Dost xDD thou use to >w< wwite >w< thy :33 nyame, ow x3 hast xDD thou :3 a +mark to ;;w;; thysewf, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD honyest pwain-deawing man? +:33 CWEWK. UwU Siw, UwU I >_> thank :33 God, UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU so weww ^.^ bwought x3 up :3 that UwU I ^.^ can +>w< wwite x3 my nyame. +uWu AWW. >w< He hath confess'd. UwU Away with x3 him! He's :3 a viwwain ÚwÚ and :3 a +traitor. +ÚwÚ CADE. UwU Away with :3 him, UwU I ;;w;; say! Hang ^.^ him with :33 his OwO pen ÚwÚ and inkhorn about +:33 his ;;w;; nyeck. uWu Exit one with x3 the CLERK + +Entew MICHAEL + +OwO MICHAEW. :3 Whewe's UwU ouw General? +ÚwÚ CADE. :3 Hewe UwU I am, xDD thou xDD pawticuwaw UwU fewwow. +OwO MICHAEW. :33 Fwy, fly, xDD fwy! Sir Humphrey Staffowd ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew OwO awe +x3 hawd UwU by, with x3 the >_< King's forces. +ÚwÚ CADE. >_> Stand, villain, x3 stand, ow I'll UwU feww uWu thee down. >w< He UwU shaww be +encount'wed with :3 a x3 man >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as himself. >w< He >_> is >_> but :3 a UwU knyight, +>_> is >_< 'a? +OwO MICHAEW. No. +ÚwÚ CADE. ;;w;; To equal :3 him, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make mysewf :3 a knight presently. +>_< [Knyeews] ^-^ Wise up, Sir John Mortimer. >_> [Wises] Now uWu have uWu at x3 him! + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW HUMPHREY ^w^ STAFFOWD ÚwÚ and UwU WIWWIAM +:33 his brother, with drum ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +OwO STAFFOWD. xDD Webewwious xDD hinds, x3 the fiwth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ scum of UwU Kent, +>_< Mawk'd fow x3 the ;;w;; gawwows, uWu way x3 youw >_< weapons down; +x3 Home to x3 youw cottages, ^w^ fowsake ÚwÚ this :33 gwoom; +uWu The ^w^ King >_> is mewcifuw >_> if xDD you revolt. +UwU WIWWIAM OwO STAFFOWD. OwO But ;;w;; angwy, wwathfuw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ incwin'd to bwood, +;;w;; If xDD you OwO go fowwawd; >_< thewefowe yield ow die. +ÚwÚ CADE. ;;w;; As fow these siwken-coated swaves, UwU I pass x3 nyot; +^.^ It >_> is to UwU you, ÚwÚ good >_> peopwe, :3 that UwU I :3 speak, +^w^ O'ew :33 whom, uWu in time to come, UwU I UwU hope to >w< weign; +For UwU I ^w^ am wightfuw heir >w< unto x3 the crown. +OwO STAFFOWD. uWu Viwwain, >w< thy >w< fathew UwU was :3 a ^w^ pwastewew; +xDD And xDD thou >w< thysewf :3 a ÚwÚ sheawman, awt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? +ÚwÚ CADE. xDD And Adam UwU was :3 a gardener. +UwU WIWWIAM OwO STAFFOWD. xDD And >_> what of ^-^ that? +ÚwÚ CADE. OwO Mawwy, :33 this: Edmund Mortimer, ^-^ Eaww of March, +uWu Mawwied x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Cwawence' ^w^ daughtew, uWu did ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? +OwO STAFFOWD. Ay, sir. +ÚwÚ CADE. ^-^ By her ^.^ he xDD had >w< two x3 chiwdwen uWu at one xDD biwth. +UwU WIWWIAM OwO STAFFOWD. >w< That's >w< fawse. +ÚwÚ CADE. Ay, there's x3 the OwO question; >_> but UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis true. +uWu The :33 ewdew of them ^.^ being put to xDD nyuwse, +Was ^.^ by :3 a >_> beggaw-woman :3 stow'n away, +^.^ And, ÚwÚ ignyowant of :33 his birth ÚwÚ and >_< pawentage, +^w^ Became :3 a bricklayer when ^.^ he ^-^ came to age. +ÚwÚ His >_< son ^w^ am x3 I; UwU deny >w< it >_> if xDD you ;;w;; can. +:3 DICK. Nyay, UwU 'tis ^w^ too true; >_< thewefowe ^.^ he UwU shaww be king. +xDD SMITH. UwU Siw, ^.^ he UwU made :3 a x3 chimnyey uWu in x3 my father's house, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD bwicks +OwO awe ^.^ awive uWu at ÚwÚ this day to >w< testify uWu it; >_< thewefowe UwU deny >w< it not. +OwO STAFFOWD. xDD And xDD wiww xDD you cwedit ÚwÚ this UwU base ^.^ dwudge's wowds +:33 That xDD speaks ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot UwU what? +uWu AWW. Ay, marry, xDD wiww UwU we; >_< thewefowe get OwO ye ;;w;; gonye. +UwU WIWWIAM OwO STAFFOWD. x3 Jack Cade, x3 the >w< Duke of York hath ÚwÚ taught xDD you UwU this. +ÚwÚ CADE. :3 [Aside] >w< He lies, fow UwU I ^.^ invented >w< it myself- Go ^.^ to, sirrah, +tell x3 the ^w^ King from ;;w;; me :3 that fow :33 his father's ^w^ sake, Henwy x3 the +:33 Fifth, uWu in x3 whose time >_< boys OwO went to ÚwÚ span-countew fow OwO Fwench :33 cwowns, +UwU I ^w^ am :3 content ^.^ he UwU shaww >w< weign; >_> but I'll be Protector uvw ^.^ him. +:3 DICK. xDD And furthermore, we'll uWu have x3 the Lord ^w^ Say's >_> head fow ^-^ sewwing +x3 the x3 dukedom of >_> Mainye. +ÚwÚ CADE. xDD And ÚwÚ good UwU weason; fow theweby >_> is England ^.^ main'd ÚwÚ and >_> fain to OwO go +with :3 a staff, >_> but :3 that x3 my puissance ÚwÚ howds >w< it :33 up. Fellow OwO kings, UwU I +tell xDD you :3 that :3 that Lord x3 Say hath ;;w;; gewded x3 the >_> commonweawth ÚwÚ and UwU made +>w< it >w< an eunyuch; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe than :3 that, ^.^ he ^.^ can speak Fwench, ÚwÚ and +>_< thewefowe ^.^ he >_> is :3 a traitor. +OwO STAFFOWD. x3 O gwoss ÚwÚ and >w< misewabwe >w< ignyowance! +ÚwÚ CADE. Nyay, answew >_> if xDD you can; x3 the Fwenchmen OwO awe UwU ouw enemies. Go ^.^ to, +>w< then, UwU I ^w^ ask >_> but :33 this: ^.^ can ^.^ he :3 that xDD speaks with x3 the >_> tongue of >w< an +;;w;; enyemy be :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD counsewwow, ow no? +uWu AWW. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe we'll uWu have :33 his >_> head. +UwU WIWWIAM OwO STAFFOWD. xDD Weww, ^-^ seeing ^-^ gentwe wowds xDD wiww nyot prevail, +ÚwÚ Assaiw them with x3 the ^.^ awmy of x3 the ;;w;; King. +OwO STAFFOWD. Herald, :3 away; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thwoughout every :33 town +ÚwÚ Pwocwaim them traitors :3 that OwO awe x3 up with ^-^ Cade; +:33 That UwU those which fwy >w< befowe x3 the ÚwÚ battwe uWu ends +>w< May, even uWu in uWu theiw x3 wives'and chiwdwen's UwU sight, +^w^ Be :33 hang'd x3 up fow ^w^ exampwe uWu at uWu theiw x3 doows. +xDD And xDD you :3 that be x3 the >_< King's OwO fwiends, ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. +Exeunt x3 the OwO TWO ^.^ STAFFOWDS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews +ÚwÚ CADE. xDD And xDD you :3 that wuv x3 the >w< commons ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. +Now x3 show youwsewves ÚwÚ men; UwU 'tis fow OwO wibewty. +We xDD wiww nyot OwO weave one uWu wowd, one gentleman; +^w^ Spawe >_< nyonye >_> but xDD such >_< as OwO go uWu in ^w^ cwouted shoon, +For ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 thwifty xDD honyest ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and xDD such +;;w;; As >_< wouwd- >_> but :3 that ;;w;; they dawe nyot- OwO take UwU ouw pawts. +:3 DICK. ^-^ They OwO awe aww uWu in order, ÚwÚ and :33 mawch toward >_> us. +ÚwÚ CADE. OwO But xDD then OwO awe ^.^ we uWu in order when ^.^ we OwO awe UwU most x3 out of ^-^ owdew. ^.^ Come, +:33 mawch :33 fowwawd. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of :3 Bwackheath + +^.^ Awawums to x3 the x3 fight, wherein both x3 the ^.^ STAFFOWDS OwO awe ^w^ swain. +Entew CADE ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west + +ÚwÚ CADE. :3 Whewe's ÚwÚ Dick, x3 the ;;w;; butchew of OwO Ashfowd? +:3 DICK. Here, sir. +ÚwÚ CADE. ^-^ They UwU feww >w< befowe uWu thee ^.^ wike sheep ÚwÚ and oxen, ÚwÚ and xDD thou uWu behavedst +>w< thysewf >_< as >_> if xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own >_> swaughtew-house; +>_< thewefowe OwO thus xDD wiww UwU I wewawd ;;w;; thee- x3 the ^-^ Went UwU shaww be >_< as ^-^ wong +again >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt uWu have :3 a x3 wicence to OwO kiww fow :3 a +:3 hundwed >_> wacking onye. +:3 DICK. UwU I ^.^ desiwe nyo more. +ÚwÚ CADE. ^.^ And, to speak truth, xDD thou desewv'st nyo :3 wess. [Putting on ÚwÚ SIW +HUMPHREY'S ^w^ bwigandinye] This ;;w;; monyument of x3 the OwO victowy xDD wiww UwU I >_> beaw, +ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< bodies UwU shaww be >w< dwagged uWu at x3 my UwU howse heels >w< tiww UwU I UwU do come +to Wondon, :3 whewe ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu have x3 the mayor's xDD swowd :3 bownye >w< befowe >_> us. +:3 DICK. ;;w;; If ^.^ we >_> mean to x3 thwive ÚwÚ and UwU do UwU good, bweak open x3 the gaows ÚwÚ and +wet x3 out x3 the pwisonyews. +ÚwÚ CADE. Fear nyot :3 that, UwU I :33 wawwant thee. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's :33 mawch uWu towawds +OwO Wondon. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING with :3 a supplication, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< QUEEN with SUFFOWK'S head; +x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF xDD BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD SAY + +QUEEN. x3 Oft uWu have UwU I heard :3 that grief softens x3 the ^-^ mind +xDD And x3 makes >w< it x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ and degenyewate; +^w^ Think >_< thewefowe on xDD wevenge ÚwÚ and xDD cease to >_> weep. +OwO But who ^.^ can xDD cease to >_> weep, ÚwÚ and wook on :3 this? +:3 Hewe OwO may :33 his >_> head >_< wie on x3 my >_> thwobbing >_< bweast; +OwO But where's x3 the >w< body :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd :33 embwace? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> What answew x3 makes x3 youw Gwace to x3 the ^.^ webews' +OwO suppwication? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. I'll >_> send x3 some >w< howy xDD bishop to >_< entweat; +For ^w^ God UwU fowbid UwU so UwU many :33 simpwe >w< souws +Should xDD pewish ^.^ by x3 the swowd! xDD And UwU I myself, +Rather than bwoody >w< waw UwU shaww :3 cut them ^.^ showt, +Will parley with x3 Jack x3 Cade uWu theiw genyewaw. +OwO But ;;w;; stay, I'll ^w^ wead >w< it uvw >_> once ;;w;; again. +QUEEN. xDD Ah, barbarous viwwains! >_< Hath ÚwÚ this lovely OwO face +Rul'd ^.^ wike :3 a wandering planet uvw uWu me, +xDD And couwd >w< it nyot enforce them to ÚwÚ wewent +:33 That :3 wewe >_< unwowthy to behowd x3 the >w< same? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Lord Say, x3 Jack x3 Cade hath sworn to uWu have >w< thy >_> head. +>_< SAY. Ay, >_> but UwU I UwU hope x3 youw >_> Highnyess UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ his. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How now, madam! +UwU Stiww lamenting ÚwÚ and >w< mouwnying fow Suffolk's UwU death? +UwU I feaw uWu me, xDD wuv, >_> if :3 that UwU I xDD had :33 been >_< dead, +^.^ Thou wouldst nyot uWu have mouwn'd UwU so much fow x3 me. +QUEEN. :3 Nyo, x3 my xDD wuv, UwU I >_> shouwd nyot ^w^ mouwn, >_> but ^-^ die fow thee. + +Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How >_< nyow! >_> What nyews? Why UwU com'st xDD thou uWu in xDD such >w< haste? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The ÚwÚ webews OwO awe uWu in uWu Southwawk; fly, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +x3 Jack x3 Cade proclaims >_< himsewf Lord Mortimer, +x3 Descended from x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Cwawence' house, +xDD And ;;w;; cawws x3 youw Gwace xDD usuwpew, openly, +xDD And x3 vows to >_< cwown >_< himsewf uWu in UwU Westminstew. +ÚwÚ His ^.^ awmy >_> is :3 a ^-^ wagged ^.^ muwtitude +Of ^.^ hinds ÚwÚ and >_> peasants, wude ÚwÚ and mewciwess; +Sir Humphrey Staffowd ÚwÚ and :33 his brother's :33 death +>_< Hath UwU given them >_< heawt ÚwÚ and couwage to ^-^ pwoceed. +All schowaws, ;;w;; wawyews, courtiers, xDD gentwemen, +^-^ They caww UwU fawse caterpillars ÚwÚ and intend uWu theiw death. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O graceless :3 men! ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ;;w;; they xDD do. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, uWu wetiwe to :33 Kiwwingwowth +Untiw :3 a powew be >_> wais'd to put them down. +QUEEN. xDD Ah, :3 wewe x3 the >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk nyow ^.^ awive, +;;w;; These Kentish ÚwÚ webews ^.^ wouwd be >w< soon xDD appeas'd! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Lord Say, x3 the traitors ^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee; +Therefore OwO away with >_> us to ^.^ Kiwwingwowth. +>_< SAY. ^w^ So ^w^ might x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's ÚwÚ pewson be uWu in danger. +uWu The ^.^ sight of ;;w;; me >_> is uWu odious uWu in uWu theiw eyes; +xDD And >_< thewefowe uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU city xDD wiww UwU I xDD stay +xDD And ^w^ wive awonye >_< as secret >_< as UwU I may. + +Entew anyothew MESSENGEW + +^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. x3 Jack x3 Cade hath >_< gotten ;;w;; Wondon uWu Bwidge. +uWu The :3 citizens fwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ fowsake uWu theiw ^.^ houses; +uWu The wascaw >_> peopwe, ^w^ thiwsting ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ pwey, +>_> Join with x3 the uWu twaitow; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they jointly >_< sweaw +;;w;; To :33 spoiw x3 the UwU city ÚwÚ and x3 youw royal >_< couwt. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU Then :33 wingew >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; away, OwO take horse. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Come Mawgawet; :33 God, UwU ouw hope, xDD wiww succouw >_> us. +QUEEN. OwO My UwU hope >_> is >w< gonye, nyow :33 Suffowk >_> is deceas'd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :33 [To >w< WOWD SAY] UwU Faweweww, x3 my uWu wowd, :33 twust nyot x3 the Kentish +>_> webews. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Twust ^.^ nyobody, fow feaw xDD you be betray'd. +>_< SAY. uWu The :33 twust UwU I uWu have >_> is uWu in >_< minye >w< innyocence, +xDD And >_< thewefowe ^w^ am UwU I bold ÚwÚ and wesowute. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^-^ Towew + +Entew >w< WOWD SCALES >_> Upon x3 the Towew, x3 wawking. UwU Then enter >w< two ow >w< thwee xDD CITIZENS, +bewow + +uWu SCAWES. How >_< nyow! Is x3 Jack x3 Cade slain? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, nor ÚwÚ wikewy to be slain; fow ;;w;; they uWu have +^.^ won x3 the bridge, UwU kiwwing aww UwU those :3 that withstand OwO them. +uWu The Lord Mayow cwaves >_> aid of x3 youw honour from x3 the +Towew, to ;;w;; defend x3 the UwU city from x3 the >_> webews. +uWu SCAWES. >w< Such >_> aid >_< as UwU I ^.^ can ^-^ spawe xDD you UwU shaww >_> command, +OwO But UwU I ^w^ am troubled OwO hewe with them >_< mysewf; +uWu The ÚwÚ webews uWu have :3 assay'd to x3 win x3 the Towew. +OwO But get xDD you to >_< Smithfiewd, ÚwÚ and gathew head, +xDD And uWu thithew UwU I xDD wiww >_> send xDD you ^-^ Matthew :33 Goffe; +Fight fow x3 youw OwO King, x3 youw country, ÚwÚ and x3 youw wives; +xDD And >_> so, farewell, fow UwU I ^w^ must >w< hence ;;w;; again. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +OwO Wondon. Cannyon :3 stweet + +Entew JACK CADE ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and :33 stwikes :33 his uWu staff on ;;w;; Wondon UwU Stonye + +ÚwÚ CADE. Now >_> is ^-^ Mowtimew ;;w;; wowd of ÚwÚ this >_> city. xDD And UwU hewe, :3 sitting ;;w;; upon +;;w;; Wondon OwO Stonye, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command :3 that, of x3 the ^.^ city's >w< cost, x3 the +pissing >_> conduit >w< wun >_< nyothing >_> but claret winye ÚwÚ this xDD fiwst xDD yeaw of +UwU ouw reign. xDD And nyow hencefowwawd >w< it UwU shaww be UwU tweason fow xDD any :3 that +;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me othew than Lord Mortimer. + +Entew :3 a >_> SOWDIEW, wunnying + +uWu SOWDIEW. x3 Jack Cade! x3 Jack Cade! +ÚwÚ CADE. Knock ^.^ him down :33 thewe. ^w^ [They OwO kiww >w< him] +xDD SMITH. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this fewwow be >_< wise, he'ww >_< nyevew caww OwO ye x3 Jack x3 Cade mowe; +UwU I think ^.^ he hath :3 a xDD vewy >w< faiw wawnying. +:3 DICK. OwO My uWu wowd, there's >w< an ^.^ awmy OwO gathewed togethew uWu in ^w^ Smithfiewd. +ÚwÚ CADE. :3 Come >w< then, >_> wet's OwO go >w< fight with OwO them. OwO But xDD fiwst OwO go ÚwÚ and uWu set +;;w;; Wondon Bwidge on x3 fiwe; x3 and, >_> if xDD you ^-^ can, buwn down x3 the ^-^ Towew UwU too. +^.^ Come, >_> wet's xDD away. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +OwO Wondon. Smithfiewd + +Alarums. ^.^ MATTHEW GOFFE >_> is x3 swain, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the rest. UwU Then enter JACK CADE, +with :33 his >_< company + +ÚwÚ CADE. So, sirs. Now OwO go x3 some ÚwÚ and puww down x3 the ^w^ Savoy; ;;w;; othews to x3 th' +^-^ Inns of Court; down with them all. +:3 DICK. UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> suit >w< unto x3 youw wowdship. +ÚwÚ CADE. ^w^ Be >w< it :3 a lordship, xDD thou shalt uWu have >w< it fow :3 that OwO wowd. +:3 DICK. Onwy :3 that x3 the UwU waws of England OwO may come x3 out of x3 youw xDD mouth. +OwO JOHN. :3 [Aside] Mass, 'twill be ^w^ sowe law :33 then; fow ^.^ he UwU was thwust uWu in +x3 the xDD mouth with :3 a UwU speaw, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis nyot whole >_> yet. +xDD SMITH. :3 [Aside] Nyay, John, >w< it xDD wiww be >w< stinking UwU waw; fow :33 his UwU bweath +ÚwÚ stinks with uWu eating ^.^ toasted uWu cheese. +ÚwÚ CADE. UwU I uWu have xDD thought ;;w;; upon uWu it; >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. :33 Away, buwn aww x3 the +wecowds of x3 the weawm. OwO My xDD mouth UwU shaww be x3 the ÚwÚ Pawwiament of +^w^ Engwand. +OwO JOHN. :3 [Aside] UwU Then ^.^ we OwO awe ^.^ wike to uWu have OwO biting xDD statutes, ^w^ unwess :33 his +teeth be pull'd OwO out. +ÚwÚ CADE. xDD And hencefowwawd aww ^.^ things UwU shaww be uWu in :33 common. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, :3 a :33 pwize, :3 a prize! >_> Hewe's x3 the Lord Say, which +sold x3 the UwU towns uWu in Fwance; ^.^ he :3 that UwU made >_> us x3 pay one ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty +>w< fifteens, ÚwÚ and one >_< shinying to x3 the ^.^ pound, x3 the >w< wast :3 subsidy. + +Entew uWu GEOWGE ^w^ BEVIS, with x3 the >w< WOWD SAY + +ÚwÚ CADE. xDD Weww, ^.^ he UwU shaww be xDD beheaded fow >w< it ;;w;; ten times. xDD Ah, xDD thou say, +xDD thou x3 sewge, x3 nyay, xDD thou OwO buckwam ^.^ wowd! Now awt xDD thou within :33 point +;;w;; bwank of UwU ouw >_> juwisdiction regal. >_> What ;;w;; canst xDD thou answew to x3 my +;;w;; Majesty fow ^.^ giving x3 up of Normandy >w< unto >_> Mounsieuw UwU Basimecu x3 the +uWu Dauphin of France? ^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown >w< unto uWu thee ^.^ by these >_> pwesence, even +x3 the x3 pwesence of Lord Mortimer, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< besom :3 that ^w^ must +:33 sweep x3 the court x3 cwean of xDD such fiwth >_< as xDD thou art. ^.^ Thou x3 hast UwU most +twaitowouswy cowwupted x3 the :33 youth of x3 the weawm uWu in erecting :3 a +uWu gwammaw ÚwÚ schoow; ÚwÚ and wheweas, x3 befowe, UwU ouw forefathers xDD had nyo othew +uWu books >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ scowe ÚwÚ and x3 the tawwy, xDD thou x3 hast caused ^-^ pwinting to +be >w< us'd, x3 and, :33 contwawy to x3 the OwO King, :33 his :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and UwU dignyity, xDD thou +x3 hast buiwt :3 a >_< papew-miww. ^.^ It xDD wiww be >_> pwuvd to >w< thy OwO face :3 that xDD thou +x3 hast ;;w;; men about uWu thee :3 that usually tawk of :3 a xDD nyoun ÚwÚ and :3 a verb, ÚwÚ and +xDD such UwU abominyabwe wowds >_< as nyo Christian ear ^.^ can OwO enduwe to heaw. +^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu appointed justices of ÚwÚ peace, to caww poor ;;w;; men >w< befowe +them about uWu mattews ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot able to answer. :33 Moweuvw, xDD thou +x3 hast put them uWu in pwison, ÚwÚ and uWu because ;;w;; they couwd nyot wead, xDD thou +x3 hast :33 hang'd ÚwÚ them, xDD when, :33 indeed, >w< onwy fow :3 that cause ;;w;; they uWu have +:33 been UwU most ÚwÚ wowthy to wive. ^.^ Thou dost uWu wide uWu in :3 a >_< foot-cwoth, dost +xDD thou ^w^ nyot? +>_< SAY. >_> What of ^-^ that? +ÚwÚ CADE. OwO Mawwy, xDD thou ought'st nyot to wet >w< thy UwU howse ^-^ weaw :3 a cloak, when +^-^ honyestew ;;w;; men than xDD thou OwO go uWu in uWu theiw >_> hose ÚwÚ and UwU doubwets. +:3 DICK. xDD And ^.^ wowk uWu in uWu theiw shirt :3 too, >_< as myself, fow ^w^ exampwe, :3 that ^w^ am :3 a x3 butchew. -UwU SAY. You x3 men >_> of ÚwÚ Kent- -OwO DICK. What uWu say you >_> of >_< Kent? -UwU SAY. Nyothing uWu but :33 this: 'tis 'bona terra, mala >w< gens.' -uWu CADE. :3 Away with ^w^ him, away with :3 him! ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks ^.^ Watin. -UwU SAY. >w< Heaw me uWu but ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and bear me xDD whewe you uWu wiww. -^.^ Kent, in OwO the Commentawies Caesar ^w^ wwit, -^-^ Is term'd OwO the civil'st place >_> of >w< aww :3 this isle. -^.^ Sweet :3 is OwO the xDD countwy, ^.^ because :33 fuww >_> of >_> wiches; -The ^w^ peopwe >_> wibewaw :3 vawiant, >w< active, :3 weawthy; -^w^ Which makes me >w< hope you awe ^.^ nyot UwU void >_> of ;;w;; pity. -I :3 sowd ^.^ nyot ^.^ Mainye, I lost ^.^ nyot Nyowmandy; -xDD Yet, ^-^ to >_< wecuvw ;;w;; them, would wose my wife. -uWu Justice with :3 favouw ^.^ have I :33 awways done; -;;w;; Pway'ws ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws ^.^ have ;;w;; mov'd uWu me, x3 gifts :33 couwd never. -When ^.^ have I >w< aught exacted at >_> youw x3 hands, -But ^-^ to maintain OwO the ;;w;; King, OwO the >_> weawm, ÚwÚ and you? -Large x3 gifts ^.^ have I bestow'd uWu on ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; cwewks, -xDD Because my book ^w^ pwefeww'd me ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, -And >_< seeing xDD ignyowance :3 is OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of God, -:3 Knyowwedge OwO the x3 wing >w< whewewith ^-^ we UwU fwy ^-^ to UwU heaven, ->_< Unwess you >w< be ^-^ possess'd with uWu deviwish uWu spiwits -You cannyot uWu but uWu fowbeaw ^-^ to murder >_> me. -:3 This :33 tongue ;;w;; hath parley'd x3 unto foweign kings ->_< Fow >_> youw behoof. -uWu CADE. UwU Tut, when stwuck'st :3 thou ^-^ onye blow in OwO the UwU fiewd? -UwU SAY. Great x3 men ^.^ have :33 weaching hands. Oft ^.^ have I struck -Those UwU that I never ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and struck them UwU dead. -GEORGE. :3 O monstrous coward! >_> What, ^-^ to come >_> behind >w< fowks? -UwU SAY. ^.^ These x3 cheeks awe OwO pawe uWu fow watching uWu fow >_> youw :33 good. -uWu CADE. >w< Give him :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' eaw, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ make >w< 'em wed again. -UwU SAY. Wong ^.^ sitting ^-^ to xDD detewminye UwU poow xDD men's ÚwÚ causes -;;w;; Hath :3 made me :33 fuww >_> of sicknyess ÚwÚ and xDD diseases. -uWu CADE. uWu Ye uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a >_< hempen caudle then, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of >_> hatchet. -OwO DICK. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou OwO quivew, man? -UwU SAY. The ^.^ pawsy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot feaw, provokes >_> me. -uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he >w< nyods at >w< us, as ^-^ who shouwd uWu say 'I'll >w< be x3 even with -you'; I'll UwU see ^-^ if his head uWu wiww ^.^ stand uWu steadiew uWu on :3 a pole, ^w^ ow nyo. -;;w;; Take him ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and >_> behead >_> him. -UwU SAY. >_> Teww :3 me: wherein ^.^ have I uWu offended >_> most? ->_< Have I ;;w;; affected wealth ^w^ ow honour? ;;w;; Speak. -uWu Awe my uWu chests fill'd OwO up with UwU extowted UwU gowd? -^-^ Is my apparel sumptuous ^-^ to OwO behowd? -x3 Whom ^.^ have I ÚwÚ injuw'd, UwU that ye >w< seek my UwU death? -^.^ These ^.^ hands awe free ^-^ fwom :33 guiwtwess >_< bwoodshedding, -:3 This uWu bweast ^-^ fwom ;;w;; hawbouwing ;;w;; fouw x3 deceitfuw xDD thoughts. -:33 O, let me wive! -uWu CADE. ^-^ [Aside] I ;;w;; feew >w< wemowse in ^-^ mysewf with his :33 wowds; uWu but I'll -bridle it. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww x3 die, OwO an ^.^ it >w< be uWu but uWu fow pleading OwO so ;;w;; weww uWu fow -his wife.- :3 Away with :3 him! ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ famiwiaw uWu undew his UwU tongue; ^.^ he -^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot o' God's >w< nyame. Go, UwU take him ^w^ away, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and strike -x3 off his head presently, ÚwÚ and then >_< bweak OwO into his xDD son-in-waw's -OwO house, Sir xDD James >w< Cwomew, ÚwÚ and strike x3 off his uWu head, ÚwÚ and bwing them -uWu both x3 upon two >w< powes hithew. -ALL. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< donye. -UwU SAY. xDD Ah, countwymen! ^-^ if when you ^-^ make >_> youw uWu pway'ws, -:3 God shouwd >w< be OwO so obduwate as yourselves, -OwO How would ^.^ it fare with >_> youw ^-^ depawted x3 souws? -And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ yet wewent ÚwÚ and :33 save my wife. -uWu CADE. :3 Away with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as I xDD command ^.^ ye. [Exeunt >w< some with -LORD UwU SAY] The pwoudest ;;w;; peew in OwO the >_< weawm uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wear :3 a head -uWu on his UwU shouwdews, unwess ^.^ he pay me OwO twibute; there uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 a -maid >w< be xDD mawwied, uWu but ^.^ she uWu shaww pay ^-^ to me xDD hew uWu maidenhead ewe uWu they -^.^ have it. Men uWu shaww howd >_> of me in ;;w;; capite; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we chawge ÚwÚ and -xDD command UwU that theiw ;;w;; wives >w< be as free as OwO heawt can ^w^ wish ^w^ ow :33 tongue -can tell. -OwO DICK. UwU My lord, when uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< go ^-^ to ÚwÚ Cheapside, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO up -:3 commodities x3 upon ^-^ ouw biwws? -uWu CADE. x3 Mawwy, >_> pwesentwy. -ALL. :33 O, OwO bwave! - -;;w;; We-entew ^-^ onye with OwO the :3 heads - -uWu CADE. But :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this bwavew? >_> Wet them ÚwÚ kiss ^-^ onye another, uWu fow uWu they -:33 wov'd ;;w;; weww when uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_> awive. Nyow part them uWu again, west uWu they -^.^ consuwt about OwO the giving OwO up >_> of >w< some ^-^ mowe OwO towns in OwO Fwance. -;;w;; Sowdiews, defew OwO the ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of OwO the :33 city xDD untiw >_< nyight; uWu fow with ^.^ these -ÚwÚ bownye before OwO us :33 instead >_> of :33 maces uWu wiww ^-^ we ride OwO thwough OwO the -stweets, ÚwÚ and at every >_< cownyew ^.^ have them ;;w;; kiss. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VIII. -^.^ Southwawk - -:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and ^.^ wetweat. x3 Entew UwU again ^-^ CADE ÚwÚ and >w< aww his wabbwement - -uWu CADE. :33 Up uWu Fish Street! ;;w;; down x3 Saint ^-^ Magnyus' Corner! Kiww ÚwÚ and xDD knyock -ÚwÚ down! Thwow them OwO into Thames! >_< [Sound :3 a >_< pawwey] -What ^w^ nyoise :3 is :3 this I uWu heaw? >w< Dawe ^-^ any >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to :33 sound ^.^ wetweat -^w^ ow UwU pawwey when I xDD command them >_< kiww? - -x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd CLIFFORD, attended - ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Ay, here uWu they >w< be UwU that dare ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_< distuwb thee. -And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ yet relent, ÚwÚ and :33 save my wife. -Knyow, xDD Cade, ^-^ we come ambassadors ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU King -^.^ Unto OwO the x3 commons xDD whom :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ miswed; -And here OwO pwonyounce free pawdon ^-^ to them >w< aww -:33 That uWu wiww >_> fowsake ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< go UwU home in ^-^ peace. -CLIFFORD. What uWu say >_< ye, countrymen? uWu Wiww ye wewent -And ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to UwU mewcy UwU whiwst 'tis ^.^ offew'd you, -Ow let :3 a rebel ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to >_> youw deaths? -OwO Who loves OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^w^ embwace his pawdon, -:33 Fwing OwO up his ÚwÚ cap ÚwÚ and uWu say 'God :33 save his uWu Majesty!' -OwO Who hateth him ÚwÚ and honours ^.^ nyot his fathew, -^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, UwU that :3 made >w< aww Fwance ^-^ to quake, -uWu Shake ^.^ he his x3 weapon at OwO us ÚwÚ and xDD pass by. -ALL. :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! -uWu CADE. >_> What, Buckingham ÚwÚ and uWu Cwiffowd, awe ye OwO so bwave? -And you, base :33 peasants, ^-^ do ye believe OwO him? uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyeeds >w< be -;;w;; hang'd with >_> youw about >_> youw necks? ;;w;; Hath my >_< swowd OwO thewefowe x3 bwoke -OwO thwough UwU Wondon ^.^ gates, UwU that you shouwd xDD weave me at OwO the ÚwÚ White >w< Hawt -in Southwark? I ^w^ thought ye would never ^.^ have >w< given >_< out ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms -ÚwÚ tiww you xDD had UwU wecuvwed >_> youw ÚwÚ ancient fweedom. But you awe >w< aww -^.^ wecweants ÚwÚ and dastawds, ÚwÚ and dewight ^-^ to live in xDD swavewy ^-^ to OwO the -nyobiwity. >_> Wet them >_< bweak >_> youw uWu backs with OwO buwdens, UwU take >_> youw -;;w;; houses xDD uvw >_> youw UwU heads, wavish >_> youw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and daughters before ->_> youw >w< faces. >_< Fow uWu me, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ shift uWu fow UwU onye; ÚwÚ and OwO so God's ^w^ cuwse -^.^ wight x3 upon you all! -ALL. >w< We'ww follow xDD Cade, ^w^ we'ww follow ^-^ Cade! -CLIFFORD. ^-^ Is ;;w;; Cade OwO the :3 son >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, -:33 That ;;w;; thus you ^-^ do :33 excwaim ^w^ you'ww >w< go with OwO him? -uWu Wiww ^.^ he OwO conduct you OwO thwough OwO the OwO heawt >_> of UwU Fwance, -And ^-^ make OwO the UwU meanyest >_> of you >_< eawws ÚwÚ and ^w^ dukes? -^.^ Awas, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo home, nyo place ^-^ to UwU fwy to; -Nyow knows ^.^ he how ^-^ to live uWu but uWu by OwO the ^w^ spoiw, ->_< Unwess uWu by wobbing >_> of >_> youw fwiends ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ us. -Were't ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ shame UwU that UwU whiwst you live at OwO jaw -The xDD feawfuw x3 Fwench, xDD whom you ^.^ wate vanquished, -;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ make :3 a start o'ew :33 seas ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vanquish you? -x3 Methinks already in :3 this civil broil -I UwU see them UwU wowding ^.^ it in UwU Wondon stweets, -:33 Cwying xDD 'Viwwiago!' x3 unto >w< aww uWu they ÚwÚ meet. ->_< Bettew >w< ten ^w^ thousand base-bown Cades miscawwy ->w< Than you shouwd uWu stoop x3 unto :3 a Fwenchman's uWu mewcy. -ÚwÚ To UwU Fwance, ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and >_< get what you ^.^ have UwU wost; -uWu Spawe >_> Engwand, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw ÚwÚ nyative x3 coast. -^-^ Henwy ;;w;; hath money; you awe >w< stwong ÚwÚ and >_< manwy. -:3 God uWu on ^-^ ouw >w< side, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of >_< victowy. -ALL. OwO A Clifford! :3 a Clifford! >w< We'ww follow OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and Clifford. -uWu CADE. >_> Was >w< evew feathew OwO so >w< wightwy xDD bwown ^-^ to ÚwÚ and fro as :3 this -x3 muwtitude? The name >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth hales them ^-^ to OwO an ^-^ hundwed -mischiefs, ÚwÚ and makes them xDD weave me >_> desowate. I UwU see them uWu way theiw -:3 heads >_> togethew ^-^ to surprise >_> me. UwU My >_< swowd ^-^ make uWu way uWu fow me uWu fow here -:3 is nyo x3 staying. UwU In UwU despite >_> of OwO the devils ÚwÚ and >_< heww, ^.^ have OwO thwough -OwO the vewy middest >_> of xDD you! ÚwÚ and uWu heavens ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >w< be witness UwU that -nyo UwU want >_> of wesowution in uWu me, uWu but only my followers' base ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ ignyominyious tweasons, makes me UwU betake me ^-^ to my heels. -Exit ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he ;;w;; fwed? uWu Go some, ÚwÚ and follow him; -And ^.^ he UwU that brings his head x3 unto OwO the UwU King -:33 Shaww ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns uWu fow his ^w^ wewawd. ->_< Exeunt >w< some >_> of them -Follow uWu me, UwU sowdiews; ^w^ we'ww devise :3 a UwU mean -ÚwÚ To weconciwe you >w< aww x3 unto OwO the King. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE IX. -Killing, wowth >_> Castwe - -Sound trumpets. x3 Entew xDD KING, QUEEN, ÚwÚ and x3 SOMEWSET, uWu on OwO the OwO tewwace - -KING HENRY. >_> Was >w< evew ;;w;; king UwU that uWu joy'd OwO an earthly UwU thwonye -And :33 couwd xDD command nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ content than x3 I? -:3 Nyo sooner ÚwÚ was I crept >_< out >_> of my cradle -But I ÚwÚ was :3 made :3 a ^-^ king, at :33 nyinye ^.^ months ^.^ owd. ->_> Was never :33 subject uWu wong'd ^-^ to >w< be :3 a UwU King -UwU As I ^-^ do wong ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ subject. - -x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd OwO CWIFFOWD - ->w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwad >_< tidings ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Majesty! -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Buckingham, :3 is OwO the >_> twaitow ;;w;; Cade surpris'd? -Ow :3 is ^.^ he uWu but ;;w;; wetiw'd ^-^ to ^-^ make him stwong? - -OwO Entew, UwU bewow, ;;w;; muwtitudes, with ;;w;; hawtews about theiw >_> nyecks - -CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< fwed, my lord, ÚwÚ and >w< aww his >w< powews ^-^ do yield, -And humbly thus, with ;;w;; hawtews uWu on theiw nyecks, -OwO Expect >_> youw OwO Highnyess' :33 doom >_> of life ^w^ ow :33 death. -KING HENRY. >_> Then, UwU heaven, xDD set ;;w;; ope >w< thy xDD evewwasting ^.^ gates, -ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain my >_< vows >_> of ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwaise! -;;w;; Sowdiews, :3 this :3 day ^.^ have you xDD wedeem'd >_> youw x3 wives, -And show'd how ;;w;; weww you love >_> youw Prince ÚwÚ and countwy. -^-^ Continyue still in :3 this OwO so good :3 a UwU mind, -And Henry, >w< though ^.^ he >w< be infowtunyate, -;;w;; Assuwe yourselves, uWu wiww never >w< be ;;w;; unkind. -And so, with ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and pawdon ^-^ to you aww, -I ^-^ do UwU dismiss you ^-^ to >_> youw uWu sevewaw ^-^ countwies. -ALL. :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ advewtised -The UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is newly come ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand -And with :3 a uWu puissant ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 mighty power -x3 Of ^w^ gawwowgwasses ÚwÚ and :33 stout UwU kewns -^-^ Is marching >_> hithewwawd in >_> pwoud awway, -And still >_< pwocwaimeth, as ^.^ he comes awong, -His ÚwÚ awms awe only ^-^ to wemuv ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee -The UwU Duke >_> of >w< Somewset, xDD whom ^.^ he >_> tewms :3 a ^-^ twaitow. -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ stands my state, :33 'twixt ;;w;; Cade ÚwÚ and uWu Yowk distress'd; -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; ship UwU that, having xDD scap'd :3 a OwO tempest, -^-^ Is ^-^ stwaightway calm'd, ÚwÚ and :33 boawded with :3 a xDD piwate; -But :3 nyow :3 is ;;w;; Cade >_> dwiven ^w^ back, his x3 men dispers'd, -And :3 nyow :3 is uWu Yowk in ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to uWu second >_> him. -I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ Buckingham, >w< go ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet him -And ÚwÚ ask him ^w^ what's OwO the reason >_> of ^.^ these arms. ->_> Teww him I'll ^-^ send UwU Duke Edmund ^-^ to OwO the x3 Towew- -And >w< Somewset, ^-^ we uWu wiww commit ÚwÚ thee thithew -^.^ Untiw his ;;w;; awmy >w< be uWu dismiss'd ^-^ fwom >_> him. -SOMEWSET. UwU My lord, -I'll ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to pwison >w< wiwwingwy, -Ow x3 unto >_< death, ^-^ to ^-^ do my ;;w;; countwy :33 good. -KING HENRY. UwU In ^-^ any UwU case >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too xDD wough in terms, ->_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is fiewce ÚwÚ and cannyot ^.^ bwook ^-^ hawd >_< wanguage. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. I wiww, my lord, ÚwÚ and x3 doubt ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ to ^-^ deaw -UwU As >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww ^-^ wedound x3 unto >_> youw :33 good. -KING HENRY. ^w^ Come, xDD wife, wet's ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and learn ^-^ to :33 guvwn bettew; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ yet ^-^ may ^.^ Engwand ^w^ cuwse my wwetched OwO weign. -:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. -x3 Kent. ^-^ Iden's garden - -x3 Entew ^-^ CADE - -uWu CADE. ;;w;; Fie uWu on UwU ambitions! ;;w;; Fie uWu on ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU that ^.^ have :3 a >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet x3 am -ready ^-^ to famish! ^.^ These five >_< days ^.^ have I hid me in ^.^ these ^.^ woods ÚwÚ and -durst ^.^ nyot UwU peep out, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; countwy :3 is >_> waid uWu fow me; uWu but :3 nyow -x3 am I OwO so x3 hungwy UwU that, ^-^ if I UwU might ^.^ have :3 a lease >_> of my life uWu fow :3 a -^w^ thousand yeaws, I :33 couwd stay nyo longer. Wherefore, uWu on :3 a >_< bwick -x3 waww ^.^ have I xDD cwimb'd OwO into :3 this garden, ^-^ to UwU see ^-^ if I can xDD eat :3 gwass -^w^ ow OwO pick :3 a >w< sawwet another ^w^ whiwe, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss ^-^ to cool :3 a -ÚwÚ man's stomach :3 this ^.^ hot UwU weathew. And I ÚwÚ think :3 this >_> wowd :33 'sawwet' -ÚwÚ was :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ do me >w< good; uWu fow many :3 a UwU time, uWu but uWu fow :3 a >w< sawwet, my -brain-pain xDD had >_< been cleft with :3 a xDD bwown >w< biww; ÚwÚ and many :3 a UwU time, -when I ^.^ have >_< been >_> dwy, ÚwÚ and bravely mawching, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath sewv'd me -:33 instead >_> of :3 a quart-pot ^-^ to dwink in; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO the >_> wowd :33 'sawwet' ->w< must sewve me ^-^ to :33 feed x3 on. - -x3 Entew uWu IDEN - -:3 IDEN. :3 Wowd, ^-^ who would live ^-^ tuwmoiwed in OwO the couwt -And ^-^ may enjoy such >_> quiet walks as ^w^ these? -:3 This small inheritance my fathew weft me -Contenteth uWu me, ÚwÚ and wowth :3 a OwO monyawchy. -I >w< seek ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wax gweat uWu by >_> othews' OwO wanying -Ow x3 gathew wealth I cawe ^.^ nyot with what >_> envy; -Sufficeth UwU that I ^.^ have maintains my state, -And >_> sends OwO the UwU poow ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ pweased ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; gate. -uWu CADE. Here's OwO the lord >_> of OwO the soiw come ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize me uWu fow :3 a stray, uWu fow -entering his xDD fee-simpwe ^-^ without weave. xDD Ah, viwwain, :3 thou xDD wiwt -:33 betway uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< get :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu by cawwying my -head ^-^ to him; uWu but I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee xDD eat iwon >_< wike OwO an ostrich ÚwÚ and -swawwow my >_< swowd >_< wike :3 a gweat :3 pin ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ and I pawt. -:3 IDEN. ÚwÚ Why, wude ^w^ companyion, x3 whatsoe'ew :3 thou ^.^ be, -I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not; x3 why then shouwd I :33 betway OwO thee? -:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO into my garden -And >_< wike :3 a ^w^ thief ^-^ to come ^-^ to x3 wob my grounds, -Cwimbing my >_< wawws in ^-^ spite >_> of me OwO the owner, -But :3 thou xDD wiwt bwave me with ^.^ these ;;w;; saucy :3 tewms? -uWu CADE. xDD Bwave OwO thee? >w< Ay, uWu by OwO the :33 best UwU bwood UwU that >w< evew ÚwÚ was broach'd, ÚwÚ and -beard ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. Wook uWu on me weww: I ^.^ have xDD eat nyo meat ^.^ these five -OwO days, ÚwÚ yet come :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy five x3 men ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD weave you ->w< aww as UwU dead as :3 a OwO doow-nyaiw, I pray :3 God I ^-^ may never xDD eat :3 gwass +>_< SAY. >_> You ;;w;; men of Kent- +:3 DICK. >_> What >_> say xDD you of ^w^ Kent? +>_< SAY. Nyothing >_> but :33 this: UwU 'tis ^.^ 'bonya terra, mala >_< gens.' +ÚwÚ CADE. UwU Away with :3 him, OwO away with x3 him! >w< He xDD speaks ÚwÚ Watin. +>_< SAY. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me >_> but :3 speak, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD you :33 wiww. +UwU Kent, uWu in x3 the :33 Commentawies Caesaw ;;w;; wwit, +Is tewm'd x3 the UwU civiw'st :33 pwace of aww ÚwÚ this >_> iswe. +ÚwÚ Sweet >_> is x3 the country, uWu because full of OwO wiches; +uWu The OwO peopwe xDD wibewaw valiant, ÚwÚ active, :33 weawthy; +>_< Which x3 makes ;;w;; me UwU hope xDD you OwO awe nyot >_< void of >_> pity. +UwU I sold nyot ^-^ Mainye, UwU I wost nyot Nyowmandy; +Yet, to OwO wecuvw ÚwÚ them, ^.^ wouwd wose x3 my life. +Justice with ^.^ favouw uWu have UwU I awways donye; +Pway'ws ÚwÚ and tears uWu have x3 mov'd uWu me, ^.^ gifts couwd ^-^ nyevew. +x3 When uWu have UwU I ^.^ aught UwU exacted uWu at x3 youw ^.^ hands, +OwO But to ÚwÚ maintain x3 the OwO King, x3 the ^w^ weawm, ÚwÚ and you? +Large ^.^ gifts uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ bestow'd on :33 weawnyed xDD cwewks, +>_< Because x3 my ^w^ book pwefeww'd ;;w;; me to x3 the OwO King, +xDD And ^-^ seeing ÚwÚ ignyowance >_> is x3 the UwU cuwse of :33 God, +^w^ Knyowwedge x3 the OwO wing xDD whewewith ^.^ we fwy to ^.^ heaven, +OwO Unwess xDD you be >_< possess'd with deviwish ;;w;; spiwits +>_> You ;;w;; cannyot >_> but ÚwÚ fowbeaw to murder x3 me. +This >_> tongue hath ^.^ pawwey'd >w< unto :33 foweign >w< kings +For x3 youw behoof. +ÚwÚ CADE. Tut, when struck'st xDD thou one ^w^ bwow uWu in x3 the field? +>_< SAY. UwU Gweat ;;w;; men uWu have x3 weaching ^w^ hands. x3 Oft uWu have UwU I >w< stwuck +>w< Those :3 that UwU I >_< nyevew ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and >w< stwuck them uWu dead. +UwU GEOWGE. x3 O monstwous OwO cowawd! What, to come x3 behind folks? +>_< SAY. ;;w;; These >_> cheeks OwO awe pawe fow ^w^ watching fow x3 youw UwU good. +ÚwÚ CADE. Give ^.^ him :3 a ^w^ box ^.^ o' x3 th' eaw, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD wiww >_< make x3 'em red ;;w;; again. +>_< SAY. OwO Wong :3 sitting to determine poor men's ÚwÚ causes +>_< Hath UwU made ;;w;; me full of sicknyess ÚwÚ and xDD diseases. +ÚwÚ CADE. ^-^ Ye UwU shaww uWu have :3 a ;;w;; hempen caudle >w< then, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO hewp of >w< hatchet. +:3 DICK. Why dost xDD thou OwO quivew, man? +>_< SAY. uWu The pawsy, ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; feaw, >_> pwovokes x3 me. +ÚwÚ CADE. Nyay, ^.^ he uWu nyods uWu at us, >_< as who >_> shouwd >_> say 'I'll be even with +OwO you'; I'll >_> see >_> if :33 his >_> head xDD wiww stand steadier on :3 a >w< powe, ow >w< nyo. +^.^ Take ^.^ him away, ÚwÚ and >_< behead ^.^ him. +>_< SAY. Teww ;;w;; me: wherein uWu have UwU I uWu offended ^-^ most? +:3 Have UwU I affected weawth ow UwU honyouw? :33 Speak. +^w^ Awe x3 my uWu chests :3 fiww'd x3 up with extorted UwU gowd? +Is x3 my apparel >_> sumptuous to behold? +;;w;; Whom uWu have UwU I >_> injuw'd, :3 that OwO ye >_> seek x3 my UwU death? +;;w;; These ^.^ hands OwO awe fwee from ;;w;; guiwtwess uWu bwoodshedding, +This breast from hawbouwing fouw deceitful >w< thoughts. +>_< O, wet ;;w;; me x3 wive! +ÚwÚ CADE. :3 [Aside] UwU I x3 feew ^-^ wemowse uWu in mysewf with :33 his words; >_> but I'll +>_> bwidwe :3 it. >w< He UwU shaww >_> die, >w< an >w< it be >_> but fow xDD pweading UwU so weww fow +:33 his wife.- UwU Away with x3 him! >w< He >_> has :3 a ^.^ famiwiaw :33 undew :33 his tongue; ^.^ he +xDD speaks nyot ^.^ o' >_> God's nyame. ^w^ Go, OwO take ^.^ him away, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and strike +x3 off :33 his >_> head pwesentwy, ÚwÚ and xDD then bweak x3 into :33 his son-in-waw's +house, Sir ;;w;; James Cromer, ÚwÚ and strike x3 off :33 his head, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing them +both ;;w;; upon >w< two powes hithew. +uWu AWW. ^.^ It UwU shaww be ^-^ donye. +>_< SAY. xDD Ah, ;;w;; countwymen! >_> if when xDD you >_< make x3 youw ;;w;; pway'ws, +^w^ God >_> shouwd be UwU so ÚwÚ obduwate >_< as ^w^ youwsewves, +How ^.^ wouwd >w< it ^-^ fawe with x3 youw ^.^ depawted xDD souws? +xDD And >_< thewefowe yet ÚwÚ wewent ÚwÚ and :3 save x3 my life. +ÚwÚ CADE. UwU Away with :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU do >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ command uWu ye. UwU [Exeunt x3 some with +>w< WOWD SAY] uWu The OwO pwoudest peer uWu in x3 the weawm UwU shaww nyot ^-^ weaw :3 a >_> head +on :33 his shoulders, ^w^ unwess ^.^ he x3 pay ;;w;; me >_< twibute; there UwU shaww nyot :3 a +>_< maid be >w< mawwied, >_> but ^.^ she UwU shaww x3 pay to ;;w;; me her >_> maidenhead ere ;;w;; they +uWu have :3 it. OwO Men UwU shaww howd of ;;w;; me uWu in capite; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :3 chawge ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ command :3 that uWu theiw ;;w;; wives be >_< as fwee >_< as >_< heawt ^.^ can ÚwÚ wish ow >_> tongue +^.^ can tell. +:3 DICK. OwO My uWu wowd, when UwU shaww ^.^ we OwO go to ^.^ Cheapside, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 up +commodities ;;w;; upon UwU ouw :3 biwws? +ÚwÚ CADE. OwO Mawwy, presently. +uWu AWW. >_< O, bwave! + +^.^ We-entew one with x3 the heads + +ÚwÚ CADE. OwO But >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this UwU bwavew? Let them :3 kiss one another, fow ;;w;; they +:3 wov'd weww when ;;w;; they :3 wewe alive. Now ÚwÚ pawt them OwO again, xDD west ;;w;; they +>_< consuwt about x3 the ^.^ giving x3 up of x3 some ^.^ mowe UwU towns uWu in Fwance. +Soldiers, x3 defew x3 the :33 spoiw of x3 the UwU city ÚwÚ untiw ^w^ nyight; fow with these +:3 bownye >w< befowe >_> us ^w^ instead of >w< maces xDD wiww ^.^ we uWu wide ^w^ thwough x3 the +ÚwÚ stweets, ÚwÚ and uWu at every ^-^ cownyew uWu have them >w< kiss. >_> Away! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_< VIII. +:3 Southwawk + +Alarum ÚwÚ and retreat. Entew again CADE ÚwÚ and aww :33 his >_< wabbwement + +ÚwÚ CADE. Up Fish Street! down Saint OwO Magnyus' uWu Cownyew! ÚwÚ Kiww ÚwÚ and :3 knyock +^-^ down! Throw them x3 into ÚwÚ Thames! uWu [Sound :3 a parley] +>_> What noise >_> is ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU heaw? Dare xDD any be UwU so bold to >_> sound ;;w;; wetweat +ow parley when UwU I ÚwÚ command them kiww? + +Entew BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd ^-^ CWIFFOWD, ^w^ attended + +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Ay, OwO hewe ;;w;; they be :3 that dawe ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^.^ distuwb thee. +xDD And >_< thewefowe yet wewent, ÚwÚ and :3 save x3 my life. +Knyow, Cade, ^.^ we come ambassadors from x3 the ^w^ King +uWu Unto x3 the >w< commons ÚwÚ whom xDD thou x3 hast :3 miswed; +xDD And OwO hewe pwonyounce fwee UwU pawdon to them aww +:33 That xDD wiww ^w^ fowsake uWu thee ÚwÚ and OwO go ^.^ home uWu in peace. +:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> What >_> say :3 ye, uWu countwymen? Will OwO ye ÚwÚ wewent +xDD And yield to xDD mewcy whiwst UwU 'tis >_< offew'd UwU you, +:33 Ow wet :3 a rebel lead xDD you to x3 youw deaths? +Who loves x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_< embwace :33 his pardon, +Fling x3 up :33 his cap ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< 'God :3 save :33 his :3 Majesty!' +Who hateth ^.^ him ÚwÚ and honyouws nyot :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, +Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, :3 that UwU made aww Fwance to ;;w;; quake, +:33 Shake ^.^ he :33 his :33 weapon uWu at >_> us ÚwÚ and pass by. +uWu AWW. ^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! ^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! +ÚwÚ CADE. What, ^-^ Buckingham ÚwÚ and uWu Cwiffowd, OwO awe OwO ye UwU so brave? +xDD And UwU you, UwU base >_> peasants, UwU do OwO ye ^-^ bewieve him? Will xDD you >_< nyeeds be +:33 hang'd with x3 youw about x3 youw nyecks? >_< Hath x3 my xDD swowd >_< thewefowe broke +^w^ thwough ;;w;; Wondon ^.^ gates, :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd OwO weave ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the ^-^ White ^w^ Hawt +uWu in Southwark? UwU I xDD thought OwO ye ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew uWu have UwU given x3 out these :3 awms +>w< tiww xDD you xDD had recovered x3 youw UwU ancient freedom. OwO But xDD you OwO awe aww +^w^ wecweants ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dastawds, ÚwÚ and delight to ^w^ wive uWu in :3 swavewy to x3 the +nobility. Let them bweak x3 youw backs with ^-^ buwdens, OwO take x3 youw +xDD houses uvw x3 youw >_< heads, ravish x3 youw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and >_> daughtews >w< befowe +x3 youw UwU faces. For uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make OwO shift fow onye; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> God's UwU cuwse +>w< wight ;;w;; upon xDD you :33 aww! +uWu AWW. ^-^ We'ww ;;w;; fowwow Cade, we'll ;;w;; fowwow Cade! +:33 CWIFFOWD. Is x3 Cade x3 the >_< son of Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, +:33 That OwO thus xDD you UwU do excwaim you'ww OwO go with him? +Will ^.^ he ÚwÚ conduct xDD you ^w^ thwough x3 the >_< heawt of >_< Fwance, +xDD And >_< make x3 the meanyest of xDD you ^.^ eawws ÚwÚ and ^-^ dukes? +ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he hath nyo ^.^ home, nyo :33 pwace to fwy >w< to; +x3 Nyow xDD knyows ^.^ he >w< how to ^w^ wive >_> but ^.^ by x3 the xDD spoiw, +OwO Unwess ^.^ by robbing of x3 youw ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and >_> us. +^w^ Wewe't nyot :3 a ^-^ shame :3 that whiwst xDD you ^w^ wive uWu at jaw +uWu The x3 feawfuw Fwench, ÚwÚ whom xDD you wate ^.^ vanquished, +Should >_< make :3 a start ^-^ o'ew seas ÚwÚ and uWu vanquish you? +Methinks xDD awweady uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ civiw ^w^ bwoiw +UwU I >_> see them wowding >w< it uWu in ;;w;; Wondon ÚwÚ stweets, +Crying 'Viwwiago!' >w< unto aww ;;w;; they ^.^ meet. +uWu Bettew ;;w;; ten thousand >_> base-bown x3 Cades miscawwy +Than xDD you >_> shouwd >_< stoop >w< unto :3 a uWu Fwenchman's mercy. +;;w;; To >_< Fwance, to >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and get >_> what xDD you uWu have ^.^ wost; +^w^ Spawe England, fow >w< it >_> is x3 youw OwO nyative x3 coast. +Henwy hath ;;w;; monyey; xDD you OwO awe >w< stwong ÚwÚ and ;;w;; manwy. +^w^ God on UwU ouw side, doubt nyot of ^.^ victowy. +uWu AWW. ^-^ A Clifford! :3 a Clifford! ^-^ We'ww ;;w;; fowwow x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >_< Cwiffowd. +ÚwÚ CADE. Was OwO evew ÚwÚ feathew UwU so >w< wightwy >_> bwown to ÚwÚ and >_< fwo >_< as ÚwÚ this +multitude? uWu The xDD nyame of Henwy x3 the >_< Fifth hawes them to >w< an :3 hundwed +>w< mischiefs, ÚwÚ and x3 makes them OwO weave ;;w;; me desolate. UwU I >_> see them uWu way uWu theiw +heads togethew to suwpwise x3 me. OwO My xDD swowd >_< make uWu way fow ;;w;; me fow OwO hewe +>_> is nyo :33 staying. ^w^ In ;;w;; despite of x3 the xDD deviws ÚwÚ and >_> heww, uWu have ^w^ thwough +x3 the xDD vewy :3 middest of you! ÚwÚ and heavens ÚwÚ and honour be >_> witnyess :3 that +nyo ^.^ want of uWu wesowution uWu in uWu me, >_> but >w< onwy x3 my followers' UwU base ÚwÚ and +uWu ignyominyious uWu tweasons, x3 makes ;;w;; me betake ;;w;; me to x3 my xDD heews. +uWu Exit +OwO BUCKINGHAM. What, >_> is ^.^ he fled? Go some, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow him; +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >_< bwings :33 his >_> head >w< unto x3 the ^w^ King +Shall uWu have :3 a thousand :3 cwowns fow :33 his ÚwÚ wewawd. +Exeunt x3 some of them +Follow uWu me, soldiers; we'll >w< devise :3 a >_> mean +;;w;; To reconcile xDD you aww >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; King. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE xDD IX. +ÚwÚ Kiwwing, ^.^ wowth ;;w;; Castwe + +Sound x3 twumpets. Entew ;;w;; KING, xDD QUEEN, ÚwÚ and SOMERSET, on x3 the OwO tewwace + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Was OwO evew x3 king :3 that uWu joy'd >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy >_< thwonye +xDD And couwd ÚwÚ command nyo ^.^ mowe :3 content than >_< I? +No :33 soonyew UwU was UwU I x3 cwept x3 out of x3 my >_> cwadwe +OwO But UwU I UwU was UwU made :3 a OwO king, uWu at >w< nyinye ^w^ months ^-^ owd. +Was >_< nyevew x3 subject >_< wong'd to be :3 a ^w^ King +;;w;; As UwU I UwU do ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wish to be :3 a xDD subject. + +Entew BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd CWIFFOWD + +OwO BUCKINGHAM. :3 Heawth ÚwÚ and uWu gwad UwU tidings to x3 youw Majesty! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, ;;w;; Buckingham, >_> is x3 the traitor x3 Cade uWu suwpwis'd? +:33 Ow >_> is ^.^ he >_> but >_> wetiw'd to >_< make ^.^ him :3 stwong? + +OwO Entew, bewow, xDD muwtitudes, with halters about uWu theiw xDD nyecks + +:33 CWIFFOWD. >w< He >_> is fwed, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and aww :33 his ÚwÚ powews UwU do :33 yiewd, +xDD And x3 humbwy thus, with halters on uWu theiw ÚwÚ nyecks, +^.^ Expect x3 youw Highness' >_< doom of >w< wife ow death. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Then, ^.^ heaven, uWu set ^w^ ope >w< thy everlasting ^.^ gates, +;;w;; To entertain x3 my x3 vows of thanks ÚwÚ and praise! +Soldiers, ÚwÚ this day uWu have xDD you ^w^ wedeem'd x3 youw lives, +xDD And ^w^ show'd >w< how weww xDD you wuv x3 youw Prince ÚwÚ and country. +Continue still uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a UwU mind, +xDD And Henry, ^w^ though ^.^ he be >_< infowtunyate, +Assuwe ^w^ youwsewves, xDD wiww >_< nyevew be unkind. +xDD And >_> so, with thanks ÚwÚ and UwU pawdon to xDD you all, +UwU I UwU do dismiss xDD you to x3 youw sevewaw ^.^ countwies. +uWu AWW. ^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! ^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw Gwace to be >w< advewtised +uWu The >w< Duke of York >_> is x3 nyewwy come from Iwewand +xDD And with :3 a x3 puissant ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ mighty powew +Of gawwowgwasses ÚwÚ and :33 stout k-kewns +Is ^.^ mawching *leans over* hithewwawd uWu in OwO pwoud x3 awway, +xDD And still ÚwÚ pwocwaimeth, >_< as ^.^ he x3 comes along, +ÚwÚ His :3 awms OwO awe >w< onwy to remove from uWu thee +uWu The >w< Duke of ^w^ Somewset, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he terms :3 a traitor. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ Thus >w< stands x3 my state, 'twixt x3 Cade ÚwÚ and York distress'd; +Wike to :3 a ship :3 that, xDD having ÚwÚ scap'd :3 a ÚwÚ tempest, +Is ^w^ stwaightway cawm'd, ÚwÚ and boawded with :3 a ÚwÚ piwate; +OwO But nyow >_> is x3 Cade driven back, :33 his ;;w;; men UwU dispews'd, +xDD And nyow >_> is York uWu in :3 awms to second ^.^ him. +UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; Buckingham, OwO go ÚwÚ and :3 meet ^.^ him +xDD And ^w^ ask ^.^ him UwU what's x3 the reason of these arms. +Teww ^.^ him I'll >_> send >w< Duke Edmund to x3 the >_< Towew- +xDD And ^w^ Somewset, ^.^ we xDD wiww :3 commit uWu thee uWu thithew +Untiw :33 his ^.^ awmy be OwO dismiss'd from ^.^ him. +uWu SOMEWSET. OwO My uWu wowd, +I'll yield mysewf to :3 pwison :3 wiwwingwy, +:33 Ow >w< unto UwU death, to UwU do x3 my countwy UwU good. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ In xDD any case be nyot ^w^ too OwO wough uWu in ^w^ tewms, +For ^.^ he >_> is >_< fiewce ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook x3 hawd >_> wanguage. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and doubt nyot UwU so to deal +;;w;; As aww ^.^ things UwU shaww >_> wedound >w< unto x3 youw UwU good. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Come, :3 wife, >_> wet's x3 in, ÚwÚ and :3 weawn to >_< guvwn uWu bettew; +For yet OwO may England UwU cuwse x3 my wwetched reign. +>w< Fwouwish. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< X. +Kent. :33 Iden's >_< gawden + +Entew CADE + +ÚwÚ CADE. >w< Fie on ^w^ ambitions! >w< Fie on myself, :3 that uWu have :3 a xDD swowd ÚwÚ and yet ^w^ am +ready to UwU famish! ;;w;; These five OwO days uWu have UwU I >_< hid ;;w;; me uWu in these :33 woods ÚwÚ and +x3 duwst nyot xDD peep ^.^ out, fow aww x3 the countwy >_> is laid fow OwO me; >_> but nyow +^w^ am UwU I UwU so hungwy :3 that, >_> if UwU I ^w^ might uWu have :3 a lease of x3 my >w< wife fow :3 a +thousand years, UwU I couwd xDD stay nyo wongew. >_> Whewefowe, on :3 a ^-^ bwick +waww uWu have UwU I ^-^ cwimb'd x3 into ÚwÚ this gawden, to >_> see >_> if UwU I ^.^ can eat gwass +ow pick :3 a sallet anyothew while, which >_> is nyot uWu amiss to :3 coow :3 a +:33 man's stomach ÚwÚ this :3 hot weather. xDD And UwU I think ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd 'sallet' +UwU was bown to UwU do ;;w;; me good; fow UwU many :3 a time, >_> but fow :3 a sallet, x3 my +UwU bwain-pain xDD had :33 been uWu cweft with :3 a >_> bwown biww; ÚwÚ and UwU many :3 a time, +when UwU I uWu have :33 been ^.^ dwy, ÚwÚ and bravely marching, >w< it hath sewv'd ;;w;; me +^w^ instead of :3 a >_< quawt-pot to ÚwÚ dwink UwU in; ÚwÚ and nyow x3 the ;;w;; wowd 'sallet' +^w^ must serve ;;w;; me to >w< feed :3 on. + +Entew IDEN + +>_> IDEN. Wowd, who ^.^ wouwd ^w^ wive tuwmoiwed uWu in x3 the court +xDD And OwO may ^.^ enjoy xDD such :33 quiet >w< wawks >_< as xDD these? +This UwU smaww inheritance x3 my >w< fathew left ;;w;; me +;;w;; Contenteth uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowth :3 a >_> monyawchy. +UwU I >_> seek nyot to OwO wax great ^.^ by OwO othews' >_< wanying +:33 Ow gathew weawth UwU I :3 cawe nyot with >_> what xDD envy; +:33 Sufficeth :3 that UwU I uWu have :3 maintains x3 my state, +xDD And OwO sends x3 the poor weww ^w^ pweased from x3 my uWu gate. +ÚwÚ CADE. >_> Hewe's x3 the ;;w;; wowd of x3 the UwU soiw come to x3 seize ;;w;; me fow :3 a stway, fow +entering :33 his >_> fee-simpwe ^-^ without >_< weave. xDD Ah, villain, xDD thou wiwt +ÚwÚ betway uWu me, ÚwÚ and get :3 a thousand :3 cwowns of x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ by ^w^ cawwying x3 my +>_> head to him; >_> but I'll >_< make uWu thee eat iwon ^.^ wike >w< an :3 ostwich ÚwÚ and +swawwow x3 my xDD swowd ^.^ wike :3 a great uWu pin ere xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I part. +>_> IDEN. Why, wude >_< companyion, whatsoe'er xDD thou be, +UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee x3 nyot; >w< why xDD then >_> shouwd UwU I ÚwÚ betway thee? +^-^ Is't nyot enough to bweak x3 into x3 my >_< gawden +xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a UwU thief to come to rob x3 my grounds, +Climbing x3 my OwO wawws uWu in x3 spite of ;;w;; me x3 the owner, +OwO But xDD thou wiwt >_< bwave ;;w;; me with these ^w^ saucy terms? +ÚwÚ CADE. ^-^ Bwave thee? Ay, ^.^ by x3 the best :3 bwood :3 that OwO evew UwU was bwoach'd, ÚwÚ and +^w^ beawd uWu thee UwU too. Wook on ;;w;; me well: UwU I uWu have eat nyo :3 meat these five +uWu days, yet come xDD thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy five ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot OwO weave xDD you +aww >_< as >_< dead >_< as :3 a uWu doow-nyaiw, UwU I pray ^w^ God UwU I OwO may >_< nyevew eat gwass more. -:3 IDEN. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< be said, >_< whiwe ^.^ Engwand :3 stands, -:33 That ^-^ Awexandew UwU Iden, OwO an OwO esquiwe >_> of ^.^ Kent, ->_< Took >_> odds ^-^ to combat :3 a UwU poow famish'd xDD man. -Oppose >w< thy OwO steadfast-gazing eyes ^-^ to mine; -^w^ See ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ outface me with >w< thy :3 wooks; -ÚwÚ Set ^-^ wimb ^-^ to wimb, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art :3 faw OwO the lesser; -x3 Thy hand :3 is uWu but :3 a fingew ^-^ to my ^-^ fist, -x3 Thy ^w^ weg :3 a ÚwÚ stick compared with :3 this truncheon; -UwU My foot uWu shaww fight with >w< aww OwO the OwO stwength :3 thou hast, -And ^-^ if >_< minye arm >w< be ^w^ heaved in OwO the :3 aiw, -x3 Thy grave :3 is uWu digg'd already in OwO the xDD eawth. -UwU As uWu fow x3 wowds, uWu whose greatness ^-^ answews x3 wowds, ->_> Wet :3 this my >_< swowd wepowt what OwO speech forbears. -uWu CADE. By my valour, OwO the UwU most complete ÚwÚ champion UwU that >w< evew I >_< heawd! -Steel, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD tuwn OwO the >_> edge, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ cut ^.^ nyot >_< out OwO the buwwy >w< bon'd -:3 cwown in >_< chinyes >_> of >_< beef ewe :3 thou ;;w;; sweep in >w< thy ;;w;; sheath, I uWu beseech -:3 God uWu on my knyees :3 thou uWu mayst >w< be tuwn'd ^-^ to uWu hobnyaiws. [Hewe uWu they -ÚwÚ fight; ^-^ CADE fawws] :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! faminye ÚwÚ and nyo uWu othew ;;w;; hath OwO swain ->_> me. >_> Wet >w< ten ^w^ thousand devils come x3 against uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me uWu but OwO the ->w< ten meals I ^.^ have lost, ÚwÚ and :3 I'd :33 defy them all. >_< Withew, garden, ÚwÚ and ->w< be ^w^ hencefowth :3 a buwying place ^-^ to >w< aww UwU that ^-^ do ÚwÚ dweww in :3 this OwO house, -^.^ because OwO the unconquered ^w^ souw >_> of ;;w;; Cade :3 is ^-^ fwed. -:3 IDEN. :3 Is't ;;w;; Cade UwU that I ^.^ have slain, UwU that monstrous >_< twaitow? -xDD Swowd, I uWu wiww xDD hawwow ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 this >w< thy deed -And >_> hang ÚwÚ thee o'ew my tomb when I x3 am UwU dead. -:33 Nye'ew uWu shaww :3 this UwU bwood >w< be wiped ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ point, -But :3 thou ^-^ shawt wear ^.^ it as :3 a hewawd's :3 coat -ÚwÚ To emblaze OwO the uWu honyouw UwU that >w< thy ^w^ mastew got. -uWu CADE. UwU Iden, faweweww; ÚwÚ and >w< be >_> pwoud >_> of >w< thy >_< victowy. >_> Teww xDD Kent ^-^ fwom -me ^.^ she ;;w;; hath lost xDD hew :33 best man, ÚwÚ and exhowt >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to >w< be -cowawds; uWu fow OwO I, UwU that never feared >_< any, x3 am ^w^ vanquished uWu by ;;w;; faminye, -^.^ nyot uWu by vawouw. ;;w;; [Dies] -:3 IDEN. OwO How >w< much :3 thou UwU wwong'st uWu me, >w< heaven >w< be my :33 judge. -^w^ Die, damned >_< wwetch, OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of xDD hew UwU that x3 bawe thee! -And as I OwO thwust >w< thy ÚwÚ body in with my ;;w;; swowd, -^w^ So ^w^ wish OwO I, I UwU might OwO thwust >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. ->_< Hence uWu wiww I drag ÚwÚ thee >_> headwong uWu by OwO the ^.^ heews -^.^ Unto :3 a xDD dunghiww, ;;w;; which uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy :33 gwave, -And there ÚwÚ cut x3 off >w< thy UwU most ungwacious uWu head, -^w^ Which I uWu wiww bear in ;;w;; twiumph ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, -OwO Weaving >w< thy twunk uWu fow cwows ^-^ to :33 feed upon. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. ->_> Fiewds :3 between :33 Dawtfowd ÚwÚ and Blackheath - -x3 Entew UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; awmy >_> of Iwish, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours - -^.^ YOWK. From >_< Iwewand ;;w;; thus comes uWu Yowk ^-^ to OwO cwaim his ^.^ wight -And xDD pwuck OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ fwom feebwe Henry's >_> head: -Wing OwO bewws :33 awoud, >_< buwn bonfires ;;w;; cweaw ÚwÚ and :33 bwight, -ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain gweat England's lawful xDD king. -xDD Ah, sancta :3 majestas! ^-^ who would ^.^ nyot ^-^ buy ÚwÚ thee dear? ->_> Wet them ^-^ obey UwU that knows ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to >w< wuwe; -:3 This hand ÚwÚ was :3 made ^-^ to handle UwU nyought uWu but >w< gowd. -I cannyot ^w^ give :3 due >w< action ^-^ to my uWu wowds -Except :3 a >_< swowd ^w^ ow OwO sceptwe x3 bawance it. -OwO A OwO sceptwe uWu shaww ^.^ it x3 have, ^.^ have I :3 a ^w^ souw -uWu On ;;w;; which I'll uWu toss OwO the ÚwÚ fwowew-de-wuce >_> of OwO Fwance. - -x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM - -^-^ [Aside] x3 Whom ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? ^w^ Buckingham, ^-^ to >_< distuwb x3 me? -The UwU King ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^w^ him, >_> suwe: I >w< must dissemble. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Yowk, ^-^ if :3 thou UwU meanyest ;;w;; weww I gweet ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -^.^ YOWK. :33 Humphwey >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, I accept >w< thy xDD gweeting. -Awt :3 thou :3 a x3 messengew, ^w^ ow come >_> of pleasure? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO A :33 messengew ^-^ fwom Henry, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwead UwU wiege, -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms in ^w^ peace; -Ow x3 why thou, being :3 a :33 subject as I OwO am, -uWu Against >w< thy OwO oath ÚwÚ and OwO twue :33 awwegiance >_> swown, -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ waise OwO so gweat :3 a power ^-^ without his leave, -Ow dare ^-^ to bwing >w< thy x3 fowce OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the couwt. -^.^ YOWK. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Scawce can I ÚwÚ speak, my choler :3 is OwO so ÚwÚ gweat. -:33 O, I :33 couwd xDD hew OwO up wocks ÚwÚ and fight with flint, -I x3 am OwO so :3 angwy at ^.^ these :3 abject x3 tewms; -And nyow, >_< wike >_< Ajax Tewamonyius, -uWu On ;;w;; sheep ^w^ ow ^.^ oxen :33 couwd I uWu spend my fury. -I x3 am :3 faw better :3 bown than :3 is OwO the ;;w;; King, -Mowe >_< wike :3 a ^-^ king, ^-^ mowe >w< kingwy in my xDD thoughts; -But I >w< must ^-^ make fair weather ÚwÚ yet uWu awhiwe, -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ Henwy >w< be ^-^ mowe uWu weak ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mowe :3 stwong.- -^w^ Buckingham, I ;;w;; pwithee, pawdon me -:33 That I ^.^ have >w< given nyo ÚwÚ answew >w< aww :3 this whiwe; -UwU My :33 mind ÚwÚ was twoubwed with ^-^ deep mewanchowy. -The cause x3 why I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought :3 this ;;w;; awmy UwU hithew -^-^ Is ^-^ to wemuv >_> pwoud Somerset ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, -uWu Seditious ^-^ to his OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the state. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 That :3 is xDD too >w< much uWu pwesumption uWu on >w< thy part; -But ^-^ if >w< thy ÚwÚ awms >w< be ^-^ to nyo uWu othew end, -The UwU King ;;w;; hath >w< yiewded x3 unto >w< thy :33 demand: -The UwU Duke >_> of Somerset :3 is in OwO the :33 Towew. -^.^ YOWK. :3 Upon UwU thinye xDD honyouw, :3 is ^.^ he pwisonyew? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^.^ he :3 is xDD pwisonyew. -^.^ YOWK. >_> Then, ^w^ Buckingham, I ^-^ do UwU dismiss my >_< pow'ws. -;;w;; Sowdiews, I :3 thank you uWu aww; >_> dispewse ÚwÚ youwsewves; -UwU Meet me to-morrow in x3 Saint >_< Geowge's field, -You uWu shaww ^.^ have pay ÚwÚ and OwO evewything you wish. -And let my suvweign, ÚwÚ viwtuous Henry, -^.^ Command my ewdest UwU son, xDD nyay, >w< aww my OwO sons, -UwU As ^w^ pwedges >_> of my fealty ÚwÚ and wuv. -I'll ^-^ send them >w< aww as willing as I ^.^ wive: -Lands, >_< goods, OwO howse, x3 awmouw, ^w^ anything I x3 have, -^-^ Is his ^-^ to use, OwO so Somerset ^-^ may ^-^ die. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Yowk, I ÚwÚ commend :3 this >w< kind :3 submission. -We x3 twain uWu wiww >w< go OwO into his OwO Highnyess' >w< tent. - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and attendants - -KING HENRY. ^w^ Buckingham, doth uWu Yowk intend nyo harm ^-^ to >w< us, -:33 That ;;w;; thus ^.^ he mawcheth with ÚwÚ thee arm in >_> awm? -^.^ YOWK. UwU In >w< aww x3 submission ÚwÚ and x3 humiwity -uWu Yowk doth ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ himsewf x3 unto >_> youw uWu Highnyess. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then what xDD intends ^.^ these fowces :3 thou OwO dost bwing? -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ To heave OwO the >_> twaitow Somerset ^-^ fwom hence, -And fight x3 against UwU that monstrous rebel xDD Cade, -OwO Who >_< since I heard ^-^ to >w< be discomfited. - -x3 Entew ^w^ IDEN, with :3 CADE's head - -:3 IDEN. >w< If ^-^ onye OwO so wude ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO so UwU mean ^.^ condition -May xDD pass OwO into OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, -:33 Wo, I ÚwÚ pwesent >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 a x3 twaitow's uWu head, -The head >_> of xDD Cade, xDD whom I in combat slew. -KING HENRY. The head >_> of ^-^ Cade! Great God, how ^.^ just art Thou! -:33 O, let me view his uWu visage, being OwO dead, -:33 That :3 wiving wrought me such >w< exceeding xDD twoubwe. ->_> Teww uWu me, my OwO fwiend, art :3 thou OwO the man UwU that slew OwO him? -:3 IDEN. I OwO was, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw Majesty. -KING HENRY. OwO How art :3 thou call'd? And what :3 is >w< thy >_> degwee? -:3 IDEN. ^-^ Awexandew UwU Iden, that's my ;;w;; nyame; -OwO A UwU poow OwO esquiwe >_> of xDD Kent UwU that loves his xDD king. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ So >w< pwease ^.^ it you, my lord, 'twere ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe created x3 knyight uWu fow his good uWu sewvice. -KING HENRY. UwU Iden, knyeew down. :3 [He >w< knyeews] Rise OwO up :3 a uWu knyight. -We ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee uWu fow reward :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; mawks, -And uWu wiww UwU that :3 thou UwU thencefowth ^.^ attend uWu on ÚwÚ us. -:3 IDEN. May ÚwÚ Iden live ^-^ to merit such :3 a x3 bounty, -And never live uWu but OwO twue x3 unto his UwU wiege! - -x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET - -KING HENRY. ^w^ See, Buckingham! Somerset comes with th' >_< Queen: -Go, ;;w;; bid xDD hew hide him >_> quickwy ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> Duke. -x3 QUEEN. >_< Fow ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ Yowks ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hide his uWu head, -But ^.^ bowdwy ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and xDD fwont him ^-^ to his face. -^.^ YOWK. OwO How nyow! ^-^ Is Somerset at >w< wibewty? ->_> Then, Yowk, unloose >w< thy >_> wong-impwisonyed >_> thoughts -And let >w< thy :33 tongue >w< be >w< equaw with >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. -:33 Shaww I >_> enduwe OwO the OwO sight >_> of >_> Somewset? -UwU Fawse ^-^ king, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ bwoken :3 faith with uWu me, -:33 Knyowing how hardly I can ^.^ bwook abuse? -UwU King >_> did I caww OwO thee? No, :3 thou art ^.^ nyot king; -:3 Nyot x3 fit ^-^ to :33 guvwn ÚwÚ and UwU wuwe ;;w;; muwtitudes, -^w^ Which :33 daw'st ;;w;; nyot, no, :3 nyow ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU wuwe :3 a ^-^ twaitow. -:33 That head >_> of UwU thinye doth ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a >_< cwown; -x3 Thy hand :3 is :3 made ^-^ to :33 gwasp :3 a :33 pawmew's staff, -And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO gwace OwO an awfuw >_< pwincewy >_> sceptwe. -:33 That gold >w< must x3 wound >w< engiwt ^.^ these uWu bwows >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -uWu Whose >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwown, >_< wike ^-^ to Achiwwes' speaw, -^-^ Is able with OwO the >_> change ^-^ to :33 kiww ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwe. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a hand ^-^ to howd :3 a OwO sceptwe uWu up, -And with OwO the >_> same ^-^ to ^.^ act controlling ;;w;; waws. ->w< Give :3 pwace. By UwU heaven, :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU wuwe nyo ^-^ mowe -uWu O'ew him xDD whom >w< heaven created uWu fow >w< thy >_< wuwew. -SOMEWSET. :3 O monstrous traitor! I arrest ^.^ thee, Yowk, -x3 Of :3 capitaw uWu tweason >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ cwown. -ÚwÚ Obey, audacious traitor; knyeew uWu fow >_< gwace. -^.^ YOWK. Wouldst ^.^ have me >w< knyeew? >w< Fiwst let me ÚwÚ ask >_> of :33 these, ->w< If uWu they can ^.^ bwook I bow :3 a knee ^-^ to xDD man. -Sirrah, caww in my >_< sons ^-^ to >w< be my >_< baiw: Exit :33 attendant -I >w< knyow, ewe >w< thy uWu wiww ^.^ have me >w< go ^-^ to UwU wawd, ->w< They'ww ^.^ pawn theiw >_> swowds uWu fow my UwU enfwanchisement. -x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Caww UwU hithew ^w^ Cwiffowd; ;;w;; bid him come >w< amain, -ÚwÚ To uWu say ^-^ if UwU that OwO the xDD bastawd :3 boys >_> of uWu Yowk -:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the ;;w;; suwety uWu fow theiw >_> twaitow father. -Exit >_> BUCKINGHAM -^.^ YOWK. :3 O bwood-bespotted Neapolitan, -Outcast >_> of xDD Nyapwes, England's bwoody scourge! -The >_< sons >_> of Yowk, >w< thy x3 bettews in theiw birth, -:33 Shaww >w< be theiw >_< fathew's >_< baiw; ÚwÚ and xDD banye ^-^ to x3 those -:33 That uWu fow my ;;w;; suwety uWu wiww ^w^ wefuse OwO the boys! - -x3 Entew EDWAWD ÚwÚ and ^.^ WICHAWD PWANTAGENyET - -^w^ See xDD whewe uWu they ;;w;; come: I'll ;;w;; wawwant they'll ^-^ make ^.^ it :33 good. - -x3 Entew OwO CWIFFOWD ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; SON - -x3 QUEEN. And here comes Cwiffowd ^-^ to deny theiw bail. -CLIFFORD. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< happinyess ^-^ to my lord OwO the >_< King! -OwO [Knyeews] -^.^ YOWK. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Clifford. Say, what UwU nyews with OwO thee? -;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO fwight OwO us with OwO an :3 angwy ;;w;; wook. -We awe >w< thy suvweign, uWu Cwiffowd, knyeew ÚwÚ again; ->_< Fow >w< thy mistaking so, ^-^ we pawdon thee. -CLIFFORD. :3 This :3 is my ;;w;; King, Yowk, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; mistake; -But :3 thou mistakes me >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ think I do. -ÚwÚ To ^.^ Bedwam with :3 him! ^-^ Is OwO the man UwU gwown >_> mad? -KING HENRY. >w< Ay, ^w^ Cwiffowd; :3 a bedlam ÚwÚ and ambitious humouw -:3 Makes him oppose ^-^ himsewf x3 against his xDD king. -CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a traitor; let him ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, -And ^-^ chop away UwU that factious OwO pate >_> of ^-^ his. -x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is arrested, uWu but uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU obey; -His OwO sons, ^.^ he uWu says, uWu shaww ^w^ give theiw uWu wowds uWu fow >_> him. -^.^ YOWK. uWu Wiww you ;;w;; nyot, UwU sons? ->_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe fathew, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw uWu wowds uWu wiww uWu sewve. -:33 WICHAWD. And ^-^ if uWu wowds uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, then ^-^ ouw weapons shall. -CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a brood >_> of ^-^ twaitows ^.^ have ^-^ we :3 hewe! -^.^ YOWK. Wook in :3 a glass, ÚwÚ and caww >w< thy ^.^ image :3 so: -I x3 am >w< thy ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and :3 thou :3 a false-heart ^-^ twaitow. -^-^ Caww UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO the >_> stake my two bwave bears, -:33 That with OwO the vewy uWu shaking >_> of theiw xDD chains -^.^ They ^-^ may ;;w;; astonyish ^.^ these fell-lurking ^.^ cuws. -UwU Bid ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Warwick come ^-^ to >_> me. - -x3 Entew OwO the EAWWS >_< OF uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and SALISBURY - -CLIFFORD. uWu Awe ^.^ these >w< thy ^-^ beaws? >w< We'ww :33 bait >w< thy uWu beaws ^-^ to >_< death, -And xDD manyacwe OwO the UwU bewawd in theiw ^.^ chains, ->w< If :3 thou :33 daw'st bwing them ^-^ to OwO the :3 baiting-pwace. -:33 WICHAWD. Oft ^.^ have I uWu seen :3 a ^.^ hot o'ew weening >_> cuw -Wun xDD back ÚwÚ and >w< bite, ^.^ because ^.^ he ÚwÚ was withhewd; -Who, being OwO suffew'd, with OwO the x3 beaw's feww >_> paw, -;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ cwapp'd his x3 taiw :3 between his >w< wegs ÚwÚ and cried; -And such :3 a piece >_> of service uWu wiww you uWu do, ->w< If you oppose youwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ match Wowd Warwick. -CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Hence, ^-^ heap >_> of wwath, ;;w;; fouw indigested wump, -UwU As crooked in >w< thy ^-^ mannyews as >w< thy x3 shape! -^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we uWu shaww heat you xDD thowoughwy x3 anyon. -CLIFFORD. ;;w;; Take :3 heed, west uWu by >_> youw heat you >_< buwn ÚwÚ youwsewves. -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, ;;w;; hath >w< thy knee ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to xDD bow? -Old >w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ siwvew >_> haiw, -Thou mad misleader >_> of >w< thy bwainsick >_< son! ->_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou uWu on >w< thy death-bed xDD pway OwO the >_< wuffian -And >w< seek uWu fow UwU sowwow with >w< thy ^.^ spectacwes? -:33 O, xDD whewe :3 is ÚwÚ faith? :33 O, xDD whewe :3 is woyawty? ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be banish'd ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ fwosty uWu head, -:3 Whewe uWu shaww ^.^ it find :3 a OwO hawbouw in OwO the ÚwÚ eawth? -uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go :3 dig :3 a grave ^-^ to find >_< out OwO waw -And ÚwÚ shame UwU thinye honyouwabwe :3 age with blood? -UwU Why art :3 thou >_> owd, ÚwÚ and :33 want'st OwO expewience? -Ow xDD whewefowe OwO dost ^w^ abuse it, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast it? ->_< Fow OwO shame! UwU In >_> duty ^-^ bend >w< thy knee ^-^ to uWu me, -:33 That bows x3 unto OwO the grave with ^.^ mickwe age. -SAWISBUWY. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have considered with ^-^ mysewf -The >_< tide >_> of :3 this UwU most renowned duke, -And in my ;;w;; conscience ^-^ do wepute his OwO Gwace -The ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to England's :33 woyaw uWu seat. -KING HENRY. xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot sworn :33 awwegiance x3 unto x3 me? -SAWISBUWY. I have. -KING HENRY. OwO Canst :3 thou UwU dispense with >w< heaven uWu fow such OwO an >_> oath? -SAWISBUWY. ^w^ It :3 is gweat xDD sin ^-^ to uWu sweaw x3 unto :3 a >w< sin; -But gweatew xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 a sinful uWu oath. -OwO Who can >w< be bound uWu by ^-^ any sowemn x3 vow -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 a x3 muwd'wous deed, ^-^ to x3 wob :3 a man, -ÚwÚ To x3 fowce :3 a >_> spotwess >_> viwgin's >_< chastity, -ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the :3 owphan >_> of his >_< patwimony, -ÚwÚ To wwing OwO the widow ^-^ fwom xDD hew custom'd >_< wight, -And ^.^ have nyo uWu othew reason uWu fow :3 this :33 wwong -But UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was bound uWu by :3 a sowemn >_> oath? -x3 QUEEN. OwO A subtle >_> twaitow ^.^ nyeeds nyo sophister. -KING HENRY. ^-^ Caww ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid him arm :3 himsewf. -^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Caww ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the fwiends :3 thou hast, -I x3 am resolv'd uWu fow death ^w^ ow dignyity. -CLIFFORD. The ^.^ fiwst I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, ^-^ if >_> dweams ^w^ pwuv true. -:3 WAWWICK. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweam UwU again -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ tempest >_> of OwO the fiewd. -CLIFFORD. I x3 am resolv'd ^-^ to bear :3 a gweatew :3 stowm ->w< Than ^-^ any :3 thou ^w^ canst conjuwe OwO up ^-^ to-day; -And UwU that I'll wwite x3 upon >w< thy burgonet, -OwO Might I uWu but xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< thy househowd ÚwÚ badge. -:3 WAWWICK. Nyow, uWu by my >_< fathew's badge, ^.^ owd >w< Nyeviw's x3 cwest, -The rampant bear chain'd ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wagged staff, -:3 This :3 day I'll wear ^-^ awoft my burgonet, -UwU As uWu on :3 a x3 mountain-top OwO the >_> cedaw shows, -:33 That >_< keeps his leaves in ^-^ spite >_> of ^-^ any storm, ->_< Even ^-^ to affright ÚwÚ thee with OwO the view UwU theweof. -CLIFFORD. And ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ buwgonyet I'll rend >w< thy bear -And ÚwÚ twead ^.^ it uWu undew foot with >w< aww ^w^ contempt, -Despite OwO the UwU bewawd UwU that >_< pwotects OwO the OwO beaw. -OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. And OwO so ^-^ to uWu awms, victorious fathew, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ queww OwO the rebels ÚwÚ and theiw ÚwÚ compwices. -:33 WICHAWD. >_< Fie! ^w^ chawity, uWu fow OwO shame! ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot in >_> spite, ->_< Fow you uWu shaww sup with Jesu UwU Chwist to-nyight. -OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Fouw UwU stigmatic, that's ^-^ mowe than :3 thou ^w^ canst tell. -:33 WICHAWD. >w< If ^.^ nyot in UwU heaven, ^w^ you'ww ^w^ suwewy sup in ÚwÚ heww. ->_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -x3 Saint UwU Awbans - -Alarums ^-^ to OwO the x3 battwe. x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK - -:3 WAWWICK. Cwiffowd >_> of Cumberland, 'tis Warwick :33 cawws; -And ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ beaw, -Nyow, when OwO the :3 angwy twumpet x3 sounds :3 awawum -And UwU dead xDD men's x3 cwies ^-^ do fiww OwO the uWu empty :3 aiw, -uWu Cwiffowd, I ÚwÚ say, come :3 fowth ÚwÚ and fight with >_> me. -Proud nyowthewn lord, Cwiffowd >_> of Cumberland, -uWu WAWWICK :3 is :3 hoawse with calling ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to arms. - -x3 Entew YORK - -OwO How nyow, my x3 nyobwe wowd! what, >w< aww a-foot? -^.^ YOWK. The OwO deadwy-handed Cwiffowd slew my ÚwÚ steed; -But ^-^ match ^-^ to ^-^ match I ^.^ have UwU encount'wed ^w^ him, -And :3 made :3 a uWu pwey uWu fow carrion kites ÚwÚ and cwows ->_< Even >_> of OwO the OwO bonny beast ^.^ he :33 wov'd OwO so :33 weww. - -x3 Entew OwO OWD OwO CWIFFOWD - -:3 WAWWICK. x3 Of ^-^ onye ^w^ ow uWu both >_> of OwO us OwO the UwU time :3 is come. -^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Howd, UwU Wawwick, >w< seek ÚwÚ thee >_< out >w< some uWu othew x3 chase, ->_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf >w< must uWu hunt :3 this ;;w;; deew ^-^ to :33 death. -:3 WAWWICK. >_> Then, ÚwÚ nyobwy, Yowk; 'tis uWu fow :3 a :3 cwown :3 thou x3 fight'st. -UwU As I intend, uWu Cwiffowd, ^-^ to thrive UwU to-day, -^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves my ^w^ souw ^-^ to xDD weave ÚwÚ thee UwU unyassaiw'd. Exit -CLIFFORD. What >w< seest :3 thou in uWu me, York? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou x3 pause? -^.^ YOWK. x3 With >w< thy bwave beawing shouwd I >w< be in love -But UwU that :3 thou art OwO so fast >_< minye enyemy. -CLIFFORD. Nyow shouwd >w< thy >_> pwowess UwU want UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and >_< esteem -But UwU that 'tis shown ignobly ÚwÚ and in treason. -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So let ^.^ it ^w^ hewp me :3 nyow x3 against >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, -UwU As I in :33 justice ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^.^ wight express ^.^ it! -CLIFFORD. UwU My ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body uWu on OwO the >w< action :33 both! -^.^ YOWK. OwO A dreadful >_> way! OwO Addwess ÚwÚ thee instantly. -^.^ [They fight ÚwÚ and OwO CWIFFOWD fawws] -CLIFFORD. x3 Wa fin ;;w;; couwonnye ^w^ wes oeuvwes. ;;w;; [Dies] -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Thus OwO waw ;;w;; hath >w< given ÚwÚ thee :3 peace, uWu fow :3 thou art ^.^ stiww. -xDD Peace with his >_> souw, UwU heaven, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be >w< thy ^.^ wiww! Exit - -x3 Entew OwO YOUNG OwO CWIFFOWD - -OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. Shame ÚwÚ and >_> confusion! ^-^ Aww :3 is uWu on OwO the rout; -OwO Feaw ^.^ fwames x3 disowdew, ÚwÚ and disorder wounds -:3 Whewe ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ guawd. :3 O war, :3 thou :3 son >_> of >_< heww, -x3 Whom :3 angwy uWu heavens ^-^ do ^-^ make theiw minister, -Thwow in OwO the OwO fwozen >_< bosoms >_> of ^-^ ouw part -uWu Hot coaws >_> of x3 vengeance! >_> Wet nyo sowdiew uWu fwy. -ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is ^.^ twuwy dedicate ^-^ to OwO waw -;;w;; Hath nyo ^.^ sewf-wuv; :3 nyow ^.^ he UwU that loves ^-^ himsewf -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ;;w;; essentiawwy, uWu but uWu by uWu ciwcumstance, -The name >_> of vawouw. xDD [Sees his >_< fathew's body] -:33 O, let OwO the :3 viwe x3 wowwd ^-^ end -And OwO the pwemised ^.^ fwames >_> of OwO the last :3 day -Knit :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< heaven uWu togethew! -Nyow let OwO the ^w^ genyewaw twumpet blow his ^w^ bwast, -Pawticuwawities ÚwÚ and :33 petty x3 sounds -ÚwÚ To cease! ^w^ Wast :3 thou ordain'd, dear fathew, -ÚwÚ To wose >w< thy xDD youth in xDD peace ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ;;w;; achieve -The ÚwÚ siwvew x3 wivewy >_> of advised ^-^ age, -And in >w< thy uWu wevewence ÚwÚ and >w< thy chaiw-days ;;w;; thus -ÚwÚ To die in >_< wuffian battle? >_< Even at :3 this OwO sight -UwU My OwO heawt :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to stonye; ÚwÚ and >_< whiwe 'tis >_< minye -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be stony. uWu Yowk ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd x3 men uWu spawes; -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wiww I theiw ÚwÚ babes. Tears virginal -:33 Shaww >w< be ^-^ to me x3 even as OwO the OwO dew ^-^ to uWu fiwe; -And :3 beauty, UwU that OwO the >_> tywant ^w^ oft reclaims, -:33 Shaww ^-^ to my flaming ^w^ wwath >w< be uWu oiw ÚwÚ and :33 fwax. -:33 Hencefowth I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with pity: -UwU Meet I OwO an ÚwÚ infant >_> of OwO the house >_> of Yowk, -x3 Into as many OwO gobbets uWu wiww I ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it -UwU As wiwd Medea x3 young Absyrtus did; -UwU In cruelty uWu wiww I >w< seek >_< out my >w< fame. -^w^ Come, :3 thou OwO nyew ruin >_> of ^.^ owd :3 Cwiffowd's >_< house; -UwU As >_> did ^.^ Aenyeas ^.^ owd >_> Anchises ^-^ beaw, -^w^ So bear I ÚwÚ thee x3 upon my >_< manwy shoulders; -But then ^.^ Aenyeas x3 bawe :3 a :3 wiving woad, -Nyothing OwO so :33 heavy as ^.^ these ^.^ woes >_> of x3 minye. -Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body - -x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET ^-^ to ^w^ fight. ^.^ SOMEWSET :3 is >_< kiwwed - -:33 WICHAWD. UwU So, lie :3 thou :3 thewe; ->_< Fow undewnyeath OwO an alehouse' pawtwy >_< sign, -The >_> Castwe in x3 Saint UwU Awbans, Somerset -;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO the x3 wizawd :3 famous in his :33 death. -xDD Swowd, howd >w< thy temper; xDD heawt, >w< be xDD wwathfuw stiww: -Priests pray uWu fow ;;w;; enyemies, uWu but princes kill. Exit - ->_> Fight. Excursions. x3 Entew xDD KING, QUEEN, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -x3 QUEEN. Away, my wowd! You awe swow; uWu fow shame, >w< away! -KING HENRY. ^w^ Can ^-^ we uWu outwun OwO the ^w^ heavens? Good Margaret, >_> stay. -x3 QUEEN. What awe you :3 made x3 of? You'll :3 nyow fight :3 nyow uWu fwy. -Nyow :3 is ^.^ it manhood, ;;w;; wisdom, ÚwÚ and uWu defence, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the enemy >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to secure OwO us -By what ^-^ we ^-^ can, ;;w;; which can nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but uWu fwy. -[Awawum ^-^ afaw >_> off] ->w< If you >w< be ta'en, ^-^ we then shouwd UwU see OwO the xDD bottom -x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 fowtunyes; uWu but ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu hapwy scape- -UwU As ;;w;; weww ^-^ we >w< may, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot OwO thwough >_> youw ^.^ nyegwect- -We uWu shaww ^-^ to UwU Wondon :3 get, xDD whewe you awe ;;w;; wov'd, -And xDD whewe :3 this :33 bweach :3 nyow in ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes :3 made -May ^.^ weadiwy >w< be >_< stopp'd. - -;;w;; We-entew OwO YOUNG OwO CWIFFOWD - -OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. But UwU that my ^w^ heawt's uWu on :33 futuwe mischief set, -I would speak OwO bwasphemy ewe ;;w;; bid you ^w^ fwy; -But UwU fwy you must; uWu uncuwabwe discomfit -^-^ Weigns in OwO the hearts >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent pawts. -Away, uWu fow >_> youw relief! ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww live -ÚwÚ To UwU see theiw :3 day ÚwÚ and them ^-^ ouw >_> fowtunye >w< give. -Away, my lord, >w< away! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. ->_> Fiewds ;;w;; nyeaw x3 Saint UwU Awbans - -Awawum. Retreat. x3 Entew UwU YOWK, :3 WICHAWD, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and soldiers, -with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours - -^.^ YOWK. x3 Of >w< Sawisbuwy, ^-^ who can wepowt >_> of ^w^ him, -:33 That winter ;;w;; wion, ^-^ who in ;;w;; wage forgets -Aged OwO contusions ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 bwush >_> of UwU time -And, >_< wike :3 a x3 gawwant in OwO the uWu bwow >_> of youth, -Wepaiws him with :3 occasion? :3 This x3 happy :3 day -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot itself, :3 nyow ^.^ have ^-^ we xDD won ^-^ onye ^.^ foot, ->w< If ;;w;; Sawisbuwy >w< be xDD wost. -:33 WICHAWD. UwU My x3 nyobwe fathew, ->_< Thwee xDD times OwO to-day I howp him ^-^ to his OwO howse, ->_< Thwee xDD times bestrid ^w^ him, ÚwÚ thwice I wed him OwO off, ->_< Pewsuaded him ^-^ fwom ^-^ any further ÚwÚ act; -But still xDD whewe danger OwO was, still there I met him; -And >_< wike rich hangings in :3 a ;;w;; homewy OwO house, -^w^ So ÚwÚ was his uWu wiww in his ^.^ owd feebwe ÚwÚ body. -But, x3 nyobwe as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. - -x3 Entew SALISBURY - -SAWISBUWY. Nyow, uWu by my ;;w;; swowd, ;;w;; weww x3 hast :3 thou xDD fought xDD to-day! -By th' ;;w;; mass, OwO so >_> did ^-^ we all. I :3 thank you, Richard: -:3 God knows how wong ^.^ it :3 is I ^.^ have ^-^ to live, -And ^.^ it ;;w;; hath pleas'd :3 Him UwU that three xDD times OwO to-day -You ^.^ have ^-^ defended me ^-^ fwom imminyent :33 death. -Weww, x3 wowds, ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^w^ got UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have; -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ ouw :33 foes awe :3 this UwU time >w< fwed, ->_> Being >_< opposites >_> of such >_< wepaiwing ^.^ nyatuwe. -^.^ YOWK. I xDD knyow ^-^ ouw >_> safety :3 is ^-^ to follow them; ->_< Fow, as I OwO heaw, OwO the UwU King :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to UwU Wondon -ÚwÚ To caww :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent couwt >_> of :3 Pawwiament. ->_> Wet OwO us x3 puwsue him ewe OwO the x3 wwits >w< go fowth. -What :33 says Wowd >_< Wawwick? :33 Shaww ^-^ we aftew >w< them? -:3 WAWWICK. :33 Aftew >w< them? ;;w;; Nyay, before ;;w;; them, ^-^ if ^-^ we ^.^ can. -Nyow, uWu by my :33 faith, x3 wowds, 'twas :3 a ^w^ gwowious uWu day: -x3 Saint Albans' battwe, xDD won uWu by :3 famous Yowk, -:33 Shaww >w< be eterniz'd in >w< aww :3 age ^-^ to come. -Sound uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU Wondon uWu aww; -And ^-^ mowe such >_< days as ^.^ these ^-^ to OwO us befall! >_< Exeunt - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -OwO 1591 - -OwO THE uWu THIWD >w< PAWT >_< OF KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH -^-^ EDWAWD, PRINCE >_< OF WALES, his :3 son -UwU WEWIS ÚwÚ XI, UwU King >_> of Fwance DUKE >_< OF ^.^ SOMEWSET -DUKE >_< OF EXETEW ^.^ EAWW >_< OF :3 OXFOWD -^.^ EAWW >_< OF :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND ^.^ EAWW >_< OF WESTMOWEWAND -LORD OwO CWIFFOWD -^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, DUKE >_< OF YORK -^-^ EDWAWD, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF MAWCH, >w< aftewwawds KING EDWAWD ^-^ IV, his :3 son -EDMUND, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF WUTWAND, his :3 son -:33 GEOWGE, >w< aftewwawds DUKE >_< OF CWAWENCE, his :3 son -:3 WICHAWD, >w< aftewwawds DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, his :3 son -DUKE >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK ^w^ MAWQUIS >_< OF ;;w;; MONTAGUE -^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK ^.^ EAWW >_< OF PEMBROKE -LORD >_> HASTINGS LORD STAFFOWD -ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN MOWTIMEW, uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk -ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH MOWTIMEW, uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk -HENWY, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF RICHMOND, :3 a xDD youth -LORD x3 WIVEWS, bwothew ^-^ to OwO Wady xDD Gwey -ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM ÚwÚ STANWEY ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN MONTGOMEWY -ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN xDD SOMEWVIWWE TUTOR, ^-^ to ÚwÚ Wutwand -:33 MAYOW >_< OF YORK ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT >_< OF OwO THE TOWEW -OwO A NyOBWEMAN OwO TWO KEEPERS -OwO A HUNTSMAN -OwO A ;;w;; SON UwU that >_> has >_< kiwwed his fathew -OwO A FATHER UwU that >_> has >_< kiwwed his :3 son - -ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET -LADY >w< GWEY, >w< aftewwawds ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ to >_< Edwawd >_< IV -BONyA, ^-^ sistew ^-^ to OwO the xDD Fwench Queen - -;;w;; Sowdiews, UwU Attendants, ^-^ Messengews, Watchmen, etc. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Wondon. The Parliament House - -Awawum. x3 Entew DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, ^-^ EDWAWD, :3 WICHAWD, >w< NyOWFOWK, :33 MONTAGUE, >w< WAWWICK, -ÚwÚ and soldiers, with >_> white >w< woses in theiw ^w^ hats - -:3 WAWWICK. I wonder how OwO the UwU King escap'd ^-^ ouw hands. -^.^ YOWK. OwO Whiwe ^-^ we ;;w;; puwsu'd OwO the :33 howsemen >_> of OwO the north, -ÚwÚ He slily stole away ÚwÚ and weft his ^w^ men; -Whereat OwO the gweat Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, -uWu Whose ^.^ wawwike ears :33 couwd never ^.^ bwook retreat, -^.^ Cheew'd OwO up OwO the ;;w;; dwooping awmy, ÚwÚ and himself, -Wowd uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ and Wowd uWu Staffowd, >w< aww ÚwÚ abweast, -xDD Chawg'd ^-^ ouw x3 main OwO battwe's OwO fwont, :3 and, breaking ÚwÚ in, -Were uWu by OwO the >_> swowds >_> of ^w^ common xDD sowdiews slain. ->_< EDWAWD. Wowd Stafford's fathew, UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, -^-^ Is ;;w;; eithew OwO swain ^w^ ow >_< wounded dangerous; -I cleft his :3 beavew with :3 a downwight bwow. -:33 That :3 this :3 is true, fathew, >w< behowd his bwood. ->_< MONTAGUE. And, :33 bwothew, >w< hewe's OwO the Eaww >_> of OwO Wiwtshiwe's blood, -x3 Whom I UwU encount'wed as OwO the ^.^ battwes >_> join'd. -:33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Speak :3 thou uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and tell them what I ÚwÚ did. -[Throwing ;;w;; down SOMEWSET'S OwO head] -^.^ YOWK. Richard ;;w;; hath :33 best deserv'd >_> of >w< aww my :33 sons. -But :3 is >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO dead, my Wowd >_> of >_> Somewset? -xDD NyOWFOWK. Such >w< hope ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the xDD winye >_> of uWu John >_> of x3 Gaunt! -:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I >w< hope ^-^ to >_< shake UwU King Henry's head. -:3 WAWWICK. And OwO so ^-^ do :3 I. Victowious Prince >_> of Yowk, -Before I UwU see ÚwÚ thee seated in UwU that UwU thwonye -^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew OwO usuwps, -I x3 vow uWu by >w< heaven ^.^ these eyes uWu shaww never UwU cwose. -:3 This :3 is OwO the :33 pawace >_> of OwO the xDD feawfuw ;;w;; King, -And :3 this OwO the uWu wegaw uWu seat. >_> Possess it, Yowk; ->_< Fow :3 this :3 is thinye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot UwU King Henry's heirs'. -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Assist me then, ^w^ sweet UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ and I wiww; ->_< Fow UwU hithew ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ bwoken in uWu by :3 fowce. -xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< We'ww >w< aww ^-^ assist OwO you; ^.^ he UwU that flies uWu shaww ^-^ die. -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Nyowfowk. uWu Stay uWu by uWu me, my lords; -And, soldiers, stay ÚwÚ and lodge uWu by me :3 this ^-^ nyight. -^.^ [They >w< go :3 up] -:3 WAWWICK. And when OwO the UwU King uWu comes, :3 offew him nyo viowence. ->_< Unwess ^.^ he >w< seek ^-^ to OwO thwust you >_< out UwU pewfowce. -^.^ YOWK. The Queen :3 this :3 day here howds xDD hew uWu pawwiament, -But wittwe OwO thinks ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be >_> of xDD hew counciw. -By uWu wowds ^w^ ow uWu bwows here let OwO us ^.^ win ^-^ ouw >_> wight. -:33 WICHAWD. UwU Awm'd as ^-^ we awe, wet's stay within :3 this >_< house. -:3 WAWWICK. The bwoody ÚwÚ pawwiament uWu shaww :3 this >w< be call'd, ->_< Unwess Pwantagenyet, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, >w< be ;;w;; King, -And bashful ^-^ Henwy ^.^ depos'd, uWu whose ^w^ cowawdice -;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO us :3 by-wowds ^-^ to ^-^ ouw enyemies. -^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then xDD weave me ;;w;; nyot, my lords; >w< be wesowute: -I UwU mean ^-^ to UwU take UwU possession >_> of my >_> wight. -:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Nyeithew OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 nyow ^.^ he UwU that loves him best, -The pwoudest ^.^ he UwU that howds OwO up UwU Wancastew, -Dares :33 stiw :3 a x3 wing ^-^ if Warwick >_< shake his ^w^ bewws. -I'll >_> pwant Pwantagenyet, >w< woot him OwO up ^-^ who dares. -Resolve ^.^ thee, Wichawd; OwO cwaim OwO the Engwish ^w^ cwown. -[YORK >w< occupies OwO the >_< thwonye] - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, CLIFFORD, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, -WESTMORELAND, ÚwÚ EXETEW, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with wed >w< woses in -theiw ^w^ hats - -KING HENRY. UwU My x3 wowds, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe OwO the sturdy rebel :3 sits, ->_< Even in OwO the chair >_> of >_> state! Belike ^.^ he means, -x3 Back'd uWu by OwO the power >_> of UwU Wawwick, UwU that false >_< peew, -ÚwÚ To aspire x3 unto OwO the :3 cwown ÚwÚ and UwU weign as xDD king. -Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ^.^ he slew >w< thy uWu fathew; -And thinye, Wowd ^w^ Cwiffowd; ÚwÚ and you uWu both ^.^ have ÚwÚ vow'd wevenge -uWu On ^w^ him, his OwO sons, his >_< favouwites, ÚwÚ and his >_< fwiends. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >w< If I >w< be ;;w;; nyot, uWu heavens >w< be reveng'd uWu on UwU me! -CLIFFORD. The >w< hope thereof makes Cwiffowd mourn in :3 steew. -WESTMORELAND. >_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we suffer uWu this? Let's xDD pwuck him ;;w;; down; -UwU My OwO heawt uWu fow :3 angew buwns; I cannyot ^.^ bwook it. -KING HENRY. Be :3 patient, gentwe Eaww >_> of Westmowewand. -CLIFFORD. uWu Patience :3 is uWu fow powtwoons such as xDD he; -ÚwÚ He durst ^.^ nyot ^-^ sit there xDD had >_> youw fathew wiv'd. -UwU My >_< gwacious lord, here in OwO the ÚwÚ pawwiament ->_> Wet OwO us assail OwO the ÚwÚ famiwy >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Weww x3 hast :3 thou uWu spoken, UwU cousin; >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -KING HENRY. xDD Ah, xDD knyow you ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 city favouws ;;w;; them, -And uWu they ^.^ have twoops >_> of xDD sowdiews at theiw ^.^ beck? -EXETER. But when OwO the UwU Duke :3 is OwO swain they'll >_> quickwy uWu fwy. -KING HENRY. Far >w< be OwO the ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this ^-^ fwom Henry's xDD heawt, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >_> shambwes >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ pawwiament house! -Cousin >_> of ^.^ Exetew, frowns, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thweats, -:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the OwO waw UwU that ^-^ Henwy :3 means ^-^ to use. -Thou factious UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, >_> descend my UwU thwonye -And knyeew uWu fow OwO gwace ÚwÚ and UwU mewcy at my ;;w;; feet; -I x3 am >w< thy sovereign. -^.^ YOWK. I x3 am >w< thinye. -EXETER. >_< Fow shame, come ;;w;; down; ^.^ he :3 made ÚwÚ thee UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ 'Twas my inhewitance, as OwO the xDD eawwdom ÚwÚ was. -EXETER. x3 Thy fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ cwown. -:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Exetew, :3 thou art :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown -UwU In following :3 this uWu usuwping ^.^ Henwy. -CLIFFORD. x3 Whom shouwd ^.^ he follow uWu but his :3 nyatuwaw king? -:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Twue, ^w^ Cwiffowd; ÚwÚ and that's Richard UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -KING HENRY. And uWu shaww I ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ sit in my ;;w;; thwonye? -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It >w< must ÚwÚ and uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; ^.^ content thysewf. -:3 WAWWICK. Be UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; let him >w< be King. -WESTMORELAND. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu both UwU King ÚwÚ and UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; -And UwU that OwO the Wowd >_> of Westmoreland uWu shaww ÚwÚ maintain. -:3 WAWWICK. And Warwick uWu shaww disprove it. You ^-^ fowget -:33 That ^-^ we awe x3 those ;;w;; which chas'd you ^-^ fwom OwO the field, -And slew >_> youw ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and with colours UwU spwead -March'd OwO thwough OwO the :33 city ^-^ to OwO the :33 pawace xDD gates. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. x3 Yes, UwU Wawwick, I wemembew ^.^ it ^-^ to my gwief; -And, uWu by his >_> souw, :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy house uWu shaww :33 wue it. -WESTMORELAND. Pwantagenyet, >_> of ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy OwO sons, -x3 Thy :33 kinsmen, ÚwÚ and >w< thy fwiends, I'll ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wives ->w< Than ^.^ dwops >_> of UwU bwood ;;w;; wewe in my >_< fathew's >_< veins. -CLIFFORD. Uwge ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe; west UwU that :33 instead >_> of uWu wowds -I ^-^ send ^.^ thee, UwU Wawwick, such :3 a :33 messengew -UwU As uWu shaww wevenge his death before I ÚwÚ stiw. -:3 WAWWICK. OwO Poow uWu Cwiffowd, how I :33 scown his ^.^ wowthwess :3 thweats! -^.^ YOWK. uWu Wiww you ^-^ we show ^-^ ouw title ^-^ to OwO the crown? ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ ouw >_> swowds uWu shaww >w< pwead ^.^ it in OwO the fiewd. -KING HENRY. What title x3 hast thou, >w< twaitow, ^-^ to OwO the crown? -x3 Thy fathew OwO was, as :3 thou :3 awt, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; -x3 Thy OwO gwandfathew, Wogew ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of March: -I x3 am OwO the :3 son >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, -OwO Who :3 made OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD Fwench ^-^ to ^-^ stoop, -And >w< seiz'd x3 upon theiw OwO towns ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwovinces. -:3 WAWWICK. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of UwU Fwance, x3 sith :3 thou x3 hast lost ^.^ it all. -KING HENRY. The Wowd Protector lost it, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 I: -When I ÚwÚ was >w< cwown'd, I ÚwÚ was uWu but :33 nyinye ^.^ months ^.^ owd. -:33 WICHAWD. You awe ^.^ owd enough nyow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks you lose. -Father, >w< teaw OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD usuwpew's head. ->_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Sweet fathew, ^-^ do >w< so; xDD set ^.^ it uWu on >_> youw head. ->_< MONTAGUE. Good :33 bwothew, as :3 thou lov'st ÚwÚ and honyouwest uWu awms, -Let's fight ^.^ it >_< out ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand cavilling OwO thus. -:33 WICHAWD. Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and twumpets, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King uWu wiww uWu fwy. -^.^ YOWK. Sons, :3 peace! -KING HENRY. xDD Peace thou! ÚwÚ and ^w^ give UwU King ^-^ Henwy xDD weave ^-^ to speak. -:3 WAWWICK. Plantagenet uWu shaww speak >_> fiwst. >w< Heaw ^w^ him, lords; -And >w< be you ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and attentive UwU too, ->_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that uWu intewwupts him uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. -KING HENRY. uWu Think'st :3 thou UwU that I uWu wiww xDD weave my >w< kingwy thwonye, -OwO Whewein my :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ and my fathew ;;w;; sat? -Nyo; ^.^ fiwst uWu shaww OwO waw ÚwÚ unpeopwe :3 this my :3 weawm; ->w< Ay, ÚwÚ and theiw uWu cowouws, >_< often ÚwÚ bownye in UwU Fwance, -And :3 nyow in ^.^ Engwand ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ heawt's gweat xDD sowwow, -:33 Shaww >w< be my ^w^ winding-sheet. UwU Why ^.^ faint you, wowds? -UwU My title's uWu good, ÚwÚ and better :3 faw than ^-^ his. -:3 WAWWICK. uWu Pwuv it, Henry, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be King. -KING HENRY. ^-^ Henwy OwO the :3 Fouwth uWu by :3 conquest ^w^ got OwO the ^w^ cwown. -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ 'Twas uWu by webewwion x3 against his xDD king. -KING HENRY. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to ^w^ say; my title's ^.^ weak.- ->_> Teww uWu me, ^-^ may ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; king ^.^ adopt OwO an OwO heiw? -^.^ YOWK. What ^.^ then? -KING HENRY. An ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< may, then x3 am I lawful x3 King; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ Wichawd, in OwO the view >_> of many x3 wowds, -Resign'd OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ to ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, -uWu Whose ÚwÚ heiw my fathew OwO was, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^-^ his. -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ He wose x3 against ^w^ him, being his suvweign, -And :3 made him ^-^ to resign his :3 cwown UwU pewfowce. -:3 WAWWICK. Suppose, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ it :3 unconstwain'd, -:33 Think you 'twere ^.^ pwejudiciaw ^-^ to his crown? -EXETER. Nyo; uWu fow ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO so resign his :3 cwown -But UwU that OwO the next ÚwÚ heiw shouwd ÚwÚ succeed ÚwÚ and OwO weign. -KING HENRY. Awt :3 thou x3 against >w< us, UwU Duke >_> of Exeter? -EXETER. His :3 is OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe pawdon >_> me. -^.^ YOWK. UwU Why whisper you, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew not? -EXETER. UwU My ;;w;; conscience uWu tewws me ^.^ he :3 is lawful King. -KING HENRY. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Aww uWu wiww uWu wevowt ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_> him. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Pwantagenyet, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the OwO cwaim :3 thou uWu way'st, -:33 Think ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww >w< be OwO so :3 depos'd. -:3 WAWWICK. >_< Depos'd ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ be, in UwU despite >_> of all. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Thou art deceiv'd. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >w< thy southern power -x3 Of Essex, xDD Nyowfowk, Suffowk, :3 nyow >_> of ^.^ Kent, -^w^ Which makes ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; thus OwO pwesumptuous ÚwÚ and proud, -^w^ Can xDD set OwO the UwU Duke OwO up in UwU despite >_> of >_> me. -CLIFFORD. UwU King Henry, >w< be >w< thy title ^.^ wight ^w^ ow ^.^ wwong, -Wowd Cwiffowd >_< vows ^-^ to fight in >w< thy xDD defence. -May UwU that gwound gape, ÚwÚ and swawwow me alive, -:3 Whewe I uWu shaww knyeew ^-^ to him UwU that slew my ^-^ fathew! -KING HENRY. :3 O uWu Cwiffowd, how >w< thy uWu wowds revive my >_< heawt! -^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Henwy >_> of UwU Wancastew, resign >w< thy ^w^ cwown. -What uWu muttew you, ^w^ ow what :33 conspiwe you, wowds? -:3 WAWWICK. Do ^.^ wight x3 unto :3 this >_< pwincewy UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; -Ow I uWu wiww fiww OwO the house with UwU awmed ^-^ men, -And xDD uvw OwO the chair >_> of state, xDD whewe :3 nyow ^.^ he :3 sits, -x3 Wwite OwO up his title with uWu usuwping bwood. -:3 [He ^.^ stamps with his foot ÚwÚ and OwO the -xDD sowdiews show ^-^ themsewves] -KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, hear uWu but ^-^ onye uWu wowd: ->_> Wet me uWu fow :3 this my life-time UwU weign as xDD king. -^.^ YOWK. Confirm OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< minye ^-^ heiws, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU weign in >_> quiet >_< whiwe :3 thou ÚwÚ wiv'st. -KING HENRY. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. Richard Pwantagenyet, -^.^ Enjoy OwO the :3 kingdom aftew my decease. -CLIFFORD. What :33 wwong :3 is :3 this x3 unto OwO the Prince >_> youw >_< son! -:3 WAWWICK. What good :3 is :3 this ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and himsewf! -WESTMORELAND. ^.^ Base, feawfuw, ÚwÚ and despairing Henry! -CLIFFORD. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou injur'd uWu both thyself ÚwÚ and ^w^ ow >_< us! -WESTMORELAND. I cannyot stay ^-^ to hear ^.^ these articles. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyow :3 I. -CLIFFORD. ^w^ Come, uWu cousin, let OwO us tell OwO the Queen ^.^ these news. -WESTMORELAND. Faweweww, ^w^ faint-heawted ÚwÚ and >w< degenyewate ^-^ king, -UwU In uWu whose x3 cowd UwU bwood nyo ^w^ spawk >_> of uWu honyouw >w< bides. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Be :3 thou :3 a uWu pwey x3 unto OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk -And die in xDD bands uWu fow :3 this >_< unmanwy deed! -CLIFFORD. UwU In dreadful OwO waw uWu mayst :3 thou >w< be ^w^ uvwcome, -Ow live in xDD peace OwO abandon'd ÚwÚ and uWu despis'd! ->_< Exeunt >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, CLIFFORD, +>_> IDEN. Nyay, >w< it UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew be said, OwO whiwe England stands, +:33 That x3 Awexandew ^w^ Iden, >w< an :33 esquiwe of UwU Kent, +>w< Took ^w^ odds to :33 combat :3 a poor famish'd man. +ÚwÚ Oppose >w< thy steadfast-gazing eyes to minye; +xDD See >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst outface ;;w;; me with >w< thy looks; +Set x3 wimb to ÚwÚ wimb, ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt uWu faw x3 the >w< wessew; +x3 Thy uWu hand >_> is >_> but :3 a finger to x3 my uWu fist, +x3 Thy >_< weg :3 a OwO stick compawed with ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ twuncheon; +OwO My :33 foot UwU shaww >w< fight with aww x3 the ÚwÚ stwength xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, +xDD And >_> if >_< minye awm be ;;w;; heaved uWu in x3 the air, +x3 Thy :3 gwave >_> is xDD digg'd xDD awweady uWu in x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +;;w;; As fow wowds, x3 whose :33 gweatnyess ^-^ answews wowds, +Let ÚwÚ this x3 my xDD swowd wepowt >_> what ÚwÚ speech forbears. +ÚwÚ CADE. ^-^ By x3 my uWu vawouw, x3 the UwU most complete x3 champion :3 that OwO evew UwU I heard! +>w< Steew, >_> if xDD thou turn x3 the >_> edge, ow :3 cut nyot x3 out x3 the ^.^ buwwy ^w^ bon'd +>_< cwown uWu in >_> chinyes of ^w^ beef ere xDD thou :33 sweep uWu in >w< thy ^.^ sheath, UwU I :33 beseech +^w^ God on x3 my knees xDD thou uWu mayst be >_> tuwn'd to hobnails. [Here ;;w;; they +fight; CADE :33 fawws] >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; swain! :3 faminye ÚwÚ and nyo othew hath :3 swain +x3 me. Let ;;w;; ten thousand xDD deviws come OwO against uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me >_> but x3 the +;;w;; ten ^w^ meaws UwU I uWu have :3 wost, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; I'd ^.^ defy them all. ^.^ Withew, gawden, ÚwÚ and +be henceforth :3 a burying :33 pwace to aww :3 that UwU do dwell uWu in ÚwÚ this house, +uWu because x3 the :3 unconquewed :3 souw of x3 Cade >_> is OwO fwed. +>_> IDEN. ^-^ Is't x3 Cade :3 that UwU I uWu have x3 swain, :3 that monstwous traitor? +OwO Swowd, UwU I xDD wiww hallow uWu thee fow ÚwÚ this >w< thy ^.^ deed +xDD And ^w^ hang uWu thee ^-^ o'ew x3 my tomb when UwU I ^w^ am uWu dead. +Nye'ew UwU shaww ÚwÚ this :3 bwood be wiped from >w< thy UwU point, +OwO But xDD thou shalt ^-^ weaw >w< it >_< as :3 a x3 hewawd's >_> coat +;;w;; To xDD embwaze x3 the honour :3 that >w< thy >_< mastew ^-^ got. +ÚwÚ CADE. ^w^ Iden, faweweww; ÚwÚ and be OwO pwoud of >w< thy ^.^ victowy. Teww Kent from +;;w;; me ^.^ she hath wost her best ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and exhowt aww x3 the wowwd to be +:3 cowawds; fow I, :3 that >_< nyevew x3 feawed uWu any, ^w^ am ^w^ vanquished ^.^ by faminye, +nyot ^.^ by ;;w;; vawouw. :33 [Dies] +>_> IDEN. How much xDD thou wrong'st uWu me, heaven be x3 my ^-^ judge. +^w^ Die, uWu damnyed :3 wwetch, x3 the UwU cuwse of her :3 that OwO bawe uWu thee! +xDD And >_< as UwU I thwust >w< thy >w< body uWu in with x3 my uWu swowd, +^w^ So ÚwÚ wish I, UwU I ^w^ might thwust >w< thy :3 souw to uWu heww. +OwO Hence xDD wiww UwU I drag uWu thee OwO headwong ^.^ by x3 the heels +uWu Unto :3 a dunghill, which UwU shaww be >w< thy ^-^ gwave, +xDD And there :3 cut x3 off >w< thy UwU most >_< ungwacious head, +>_< Which UwU I xDD wiww UwU beaw uWu in twiumph to x3 the OwO King, +^.^ Weaving >w< thy UwU twunk fow >_< cwows to >w< feed ^w^ upon. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu Fiewds ^-^ between Dawtfowd ÚwÚ and :3 Bwackheath + +Entew YORK, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ awmy of Irish, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws + +:3 YOWK. Fwom Iwewand OwO thus x3 comes York to >_< cwaim :33 his >w< wight +xDD And pluck x3 the >_< cwown from feebwe >_> Henwy's head: +^w^ Wing UwU bewws ^w^ awoud, buwn >_> bonfiwes ^-^ cweaw ÚwÚ and :3 bwight, +;;w;; To entertain great Engwand's ÚwÚ wawfuw king. +xDD Ah, ^-^ sancta UwU majestas! who ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU buy uWu thee ^w^ deaw? +Let them UwU obey :3 that xDD knyows nyot >w< how to ^-^ wuwe; +This uWu hand UwU was UwU made to handle >_< nyought >_> but ;;w;; gowd. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU give >_< due uWu action to x3 my wowds +UwU Except :3 a xDD swowd ow sceptre ^w^ bawance :3 it. +^-^ A sceptre UwU shaww >w< it have, uWu have UwU I :3 a :3 souw +On which I'll toss x3 the ^-^ fwowew-de-wuce of Fwance. + +Entew BUCKINGHAM + +:3 [Aside] ;;w;; Whom uWu have ^.^ we hewe? ;;w;; Buckingham, to ^.^ distuwb me? +uWu The ^w^ King hath sent :3 him, ^w^ suwe: UwU I ^w^ must >_> dissembwe. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. York, >_> if xDD thou meanyest weww UwU I x3 gweet uWu thee well. +:3 YOWK. Humphrey of ;;w;; Buckingham, UwU I xDD accept >w< thy ^.^ gweeting. +Awt xDD thou :3 a ^w^ messengew, ow come of pweasuwe? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ A :3 messengew from Henry, UwU ouw xDD dwead ^.^ wiege, +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the reason of these :3 awms uWu in :3 peace; +:33 Ow >w< why UwU thou, ^.^ being :3 a x3 subject >_< as UwU I am, +^w^ Against >w< thy ^-^ oath ÚwÚ and true OwO awwegiance sworn, +Should >w< waise UwU so great :3 a powew ^-^ without :33 his weave, +:33 Ow dawe to ;;w;; bwing >w< thy force UwU so nyeaw x3 the >_< couwt. +:3 YOWK. :3 [Aside] Scarce ^.^ can UwU I :3 speak, x3 my ^.^ chowew >_> is UwU so ^.^ gweat. +>_< O, UwU I couwd hew x3 up x3 wocks ÚwÚ and >w< fight with xDD fwint, +UwU I ^w^ am UwU so angry uWu at these abject :33 tewms; +xDD And now, ^.^ wike ^.^ Ajax :3 Tewamonyius, +On sheep ow oxen couwd UwU I spend x3 my xDD fuwy. +UwU I ^w^ am uWu faw xDD bettew bown than >_> is x3 the OwO King, +uWu Mowe ^.^ wike :3 a OwO king, ^.^ mowe >_> kingwy uWu in x3 my thoughts; +OwO But UwU I ^w^ must >_< make >w< faiw >_> weathew yet awhiwe, +Tiww Henwy be ^.^ mowe xDD weak ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ mowe ^-^ stwong.- +;;w;; Buckingham, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me +:33 That UwU I uWu have UwU given nyo answew aww ÚwÚ this while; +OwO My ^-^ mind UwU was troubled with >_> deep :3 mewanchowy. +uWu The cause >w< why UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought ÚwÚ this ^.^ awmy ÚwÚ hithew +Is to remove OwO pwoud Somerset from x3 the OwO King, +Seditious to :33 his Gwace ÚwÚ and to x3 the state. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. :33 That >_> is ^w^ too much ^w^ pwesumption on >w< thy ^w^ pawt; +OwO But >_> if >w< thy :3 awms be to nyo othew ^w^ end, +uWu The ^w^ King hath yiewded >w< unto >w< thy demand: +uWu The >w< Duke of Somerset >_> is uWu in x3 the Towew. +:3 YOWK. >_> Upon ^.^ thinye honyouw, >_> is ^.^ he prisoner? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ pwisonyew. +:3 YOWK. Then, ;;w;; Buckingham, UwU I UwU do dismiss x3 my :33 pow'ws. +Soldiers, UwU I >_> thank xDD you aww; UwU dispewse xDD youwsewves; +^w^ Meet ;;w;; me to-mowwow uWu in Saint George's >_> fiewd, +>_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 pay ÚwÚ and evewything xDD you ^w^ wish. +xDD And wet x3 my sovereign, virtuous Henry, +xDD Command x3 my eldest x3 son, x3 nyay, aww x3 my sons, +;;w;; As >_< pwedges of x3 my uWu feawty ÚwÚ and love. +I'll >_> send them aww >_< as ^.^ wiwwing >_< as UwU I live: +Lands, UwU goods, horse, awmouw, ;;w;; anything UwU I have, +Is :33 his to ^.^ use, UwU so Somerset OwO may die. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. York, UwU I ÚwÚ commend ÚwÚ this uWu kind ;;w;; submission. +We twain xDD wiww OwO go x3 into :33 his Highness' uWu tent. + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Buckingham, xDD doth York intend nyo x3 hawm to us, +:33 That OwO thus ^.^ he >w< mawcheth with uWu thee awm uWu in awm? +:3 YOWK. ^w^ In aww >_> submission ÚwÚ and humility +York xDD doth xDD pwesent >_< himsewf >w< unto x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then >_> what ^-^ intends these forces xDD thou dost >_< bwing? +:3 YOWK. ;;w;; To x3 heave x3 the traitor Somerset from hence, +xDD And >w< fight OwO against :3 that monstwous rebel Cade, +Who xDD since UwU I heard to be discomfited. + +Entew IDEN, with CADE's >_> head + +>_> IDEN. ;;w;; If one UwU so wude ÚwÚ and of UwU so >_> mean condition +^-^ May pass x3 into x3 the x3 pwesence of :3 a OwO king, +Lo, UwU I xDD pwesent x3 youw Gwace :3 a UwU twaitow's head, +uWu The >_> head of Cade, ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu in :33 combat UwU swew. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The >_> head of Cade! UwU Gweat :33 God, >w< how >w< just awt xDD Thou! +>_< O, wet ;;w;; me x3 view :33 his ;;w;; visage, ^.^ being >_< dead, +:33 That UwU wiving ;;w;; wwought ;;w;; me xDD such :33 exceeding trouble. +Teww uWu me, x3 my fwiend, awt xDD thou x3 the x3 man :3 that >_< swew him? +>_> IDEN. UwU I UwU was, UwU an't ^.^ wike x3 youw >_< Majesty. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How awt xDD thou call'd? xDD And >_> what >_> is >w< thy :33 degwee? +>_> IDEN. x3 Awexandew ^w^ Iden, ^w^ that's x3 my UwU nyame; +^-^ A poor :33 esquiwe of Kent :3 that loves :33 his king. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ So uWu pwease >w< it UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< 'twewe nyot uWu amiss +>w< He :3 wewe created knight fow :33 his ÚwÚ good service. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Iden, ^w^ knyeew down. [He knyeews] ^-^ Wise x3 up :3 a knyight. +We UwU give uWu thee fow wewawd :3 a thousand ^w^ mawks, +xDD And xDD wiww :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; thencefowth >_< attend on >_> us. +>_> IDEN. ^-^ May xDD Iden ^w^ wive to merit xDD such :3 a x3 bounty, +xDD And >_< nyevew ^w^ wive >_> but true >w< unto :33 his wiege! + +Entew x3 the >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and SOMERSET + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 See, Buckingham! Somerset x3 comes with x3 th' uWu Queen: +^w^ Go, bid her hide ^.^ him quickly from x3 the uWu Duke. +QUEEN. For thousand Yorks ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot hide :33 his head, +OwO But OwO bowdwy stand ÚwÚ and >w< fwont ^.^ him to :33 his ;;w;; face. +:3 YOWK. How >_< nyow! Is Somerset uWu at ÚwÚ wibewty? +Then, York, unwoose >w< thy long-imprisoned >_< thoughts +xDD And wet >w< thy >_> tongue be equal with >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. +Shall UwU I OwO enduwe x3 the ^.^ sight of :3 Somewset? +ÚwÚ Fawse OwO king, >w< why x3 hast xDD thou xDD bwoken :33 faith with uWu me, +Knyowing >w< how hardly UwU I ^.^ can >w< bwook >_< abuse? +^w^ King uWu did UwU I caww thee? :3 Nyo, xDD thou awt nyot uWu king; +ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; fit to >_< guvwn ÚwÚ and UwU wuwe xDD muwtitudes, +>_< Which ^w^ daw'st >_> nyot, no, nor ;;w;; canst nyot UwU wuwe :3 a traitor. +:33 That >_> head of ^.^ thinye xDD doth nyot :33 become :3 a >_< cwown; +x3 Thy uWu hand >_> is UwU made to ÚwÚ gwasp :3 a pawmew's staff, +xDD And nyot to xDD gwace >w< an x3 awfuw princely sceptre. +:33 That gowd ^w^ must ;;w;; wound :33 engiwt these ^w^ bwows of >_> minye, +>_< Whose ;;w;; smiwe ÚwÚ and fwown, ^.^ wike to ^-^ Achiwwes' UwU speaw, +Is able with x3 the change to OwO kiww ÚwÚ and x3 cuwe. +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a uWu hand to howd :3 a sceptre up, +xDD And with x3 the same to ;;w;; act >w< contwowwing waws. +Give ;;w;; pwace. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, xDD thou shalt UwU wuwe nyo ^.^ mowe +^w^ O'ew ^.^ him ÚwÚ whom heaven created fow >w< thy ruler. +uWu SOMEWSET. x3 O monstwous twaitow! UwU I ;;w;; awwest ÚwÚ thee, York, +Of >w< capitaw UwU tweason uWu 'gainst x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and crown. +Obey, audacious uWu twaitow; ^w^ knyeew fow grace. +:3 YOWK. Wouldst uWu have ;;w;; me ;;w;; knyeew? First wet ;;w;; me ^w^ ask of OwO these, +;;w;; If ;;w;; they ^.^ can >w< bwook UwU I bow :3 a knyee to man. +Siwwah, caww uWu in x3 my xDD sons to be x3 my :3 baiw: uWu Exit x3 attendant +UwU I knyow, ere >w< thy xDD wiww uWu have ;;w;; me OwO go to :33 wawd, +x3 They'ww ^.^ pawn uWu theiw :33 swowds fow x3 my enfranchisement. +QUEEN. ;;w;; Caww ÚwÚ hithew >_> Cwiffowd; bid ^.^ him come x3 amain, +;;w;; To >_> say >_> if :3 that x3 the ^.^ bastawd >_< boys of York +Shall be x3 the surety fow uWu theiw traitor :33 fathew. +uWu Exit BUCKINGHAM +:3 YOWK. x3 O blood-bespotted :3 Nyeapowitan, +>w< Outcast of Naples, Engwand's bwoody uWu scouwge! +uWu The xDD sons of York, >w< thy ^-^ bettews uWu in uWu theiw birth, +Shall be uWu theiw father's bail; ÚwÚ and >_> banye to UwU those +:33 That fow x3 my surety xDD wiww refuse x3 the :33 boys! + +Entew >w< EDWAWD ÚwÚ and UwU WICHAWD x3 PWANTAGENyET + +xDD See :3 whewe ;;w;; they x3 come: I'll :33 wawwant they'ww >_< make >w< it UwU good. + +Entew CWIFFOWD ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ SON + +QUEEN. xDD And OwO hewe x3 comes xDD Cwiffowd to UwU deny uWu theiw ^w^ baiw. +:33 CWIFFOWD. :3 Heawth ÚwÚ and aww happinyess to x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the King! +>_< [Knyeews] +:3 YOWK. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, >_< Cwiffowd. Say, >_> what nyews with thee? +Nyay, UwU do nyot :33 fwight >_> us with >w< an angry wook. +We OwO awe >w< thy sovereign, uWu Cwiffowd, ^w^ knyeew again; +For >w< thy ;;w;; mistaking >_> so, ^.^ we UwU pawdon thee. +:33 CWIFFOWD. This >_> is x3 my OwO King, York, UwU I UwU do nyot OwO mistake; +OwO But xDD thou :33 mistakes ;;w;; me much to think UwU I xDD do. +;;w;; To Bedwam with x3 him! Is x3 the x3 man grown uWu mad? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, >_> Cwiffowd; :3 a bedlam ÚwÚ and :3 ambitious humouw +:3 Makes ^.^ him ;;w;; oppose >_< himsewf OwO against :33 his king. +:33 CWIFFOWD. >w< He >_> is :3 a uWu twaitow; wet ^.^ him to x3 the Towew, +xDD And chop OwO away :3 that uWu factious OwO pate of ÚwÚ his. +QUEEN. >w< He >_> is awwested, >_> but xDD wiww nyot obey; +ÚwÚ His sons, ^.^ he says, UwU shaww UwU give uWu theiw wowds fow ^.^ him. +:3 YOWK. Will xDD you >_> nyot, sons? +>_> EDWAWD. Ay, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, >_> if UwU ouw wowds xDD wiww ^.^ sewve. +>_< WICHAWD. xDD And >_> if wowds xDD wiww >_> nyot, xDD then UwU ouw >_< weapons >_< shaww. +:33 CWIFFOWD. Why, >_> what :3 a brood of traitors uWu have ^.^ we here! +:3 YOWK. Wook uWu in :3 a gwass, ÚwÚ and caww >w< thy x3 image so: +UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy OwO king, ÚwÚ and xDD thou :3 a ;;w;; fawse-heawt traitor. +;;w;; Caww ÚwÚ hithew to x3 the OwO stake x3 my >w< two >_< bwave bears, +:33 That with x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ shaking of uWu theiw >_> chains +^-^ They OwO may ^w^ astonyish these ^.^ feww-wuwking curs. +x3 Bid uWu Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Wawwick come to x3 me. + +Entew x3 the OwO EAWWS ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and SALISBURY + +:33 CWIFFOWD. ^w^ Awe these >w< thy ^-^ beaws? ^-^ We'ww x3 bait >w< thy bears to UwU death, +xDD And ;;w;; manyacwe x3 the berard uWu in uWu theiw >_> chains, +;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ daw'st ;;w;; bwing them to x3 the :33 baiting-pwace. +>_< WICHAWD. x3 Oft uWu have UwU I :3 seen :3 a :3 hot ^-^ o'ew OwO weenying cur +OwO Wun back ÚwÚ and bite, uWu because ^.^ he UwU was withheld; +UwU Who, ^.^ being :33 suffew'd, with x3 the beaw's UwU feww OwO paw, +>_< Hath ^-^ cwapp'd :33 his :33 taiw ^-^ between :33 his UwU wegs ÚwÚ and :3 cwied; +xDD And xDD such :3 a ^.^ piece of OwO sewvice xDD wiww xDD you UwU do, +;;w;; If xDD you ;;w;; oppose youwsewves to >_< match Lord uWu Wawwick. +:33 CWIFFOWD. Hence, >_< heap of :33 wwath, fouw indigested >w< wump, +;;w;; As crooked uWu in >w< thy ^w^ mannyews >_< as >w< thy >_< shape! +:3 YOWK. Nyay, ^.^ we UwU shaww ^.^ heat xDD you thowoughwy x3 anyon. +:33 CWIFFOWD. ^.^ Take ^-^ heed, xDD west ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ heat xDD you buwn youwsewves. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, Wawwick, hath >w< thy knyee fowgot to >_< bow? +^-^ Owd >_> Sawisbuwy, ^-^ shame to >w< thy :33 siwvew hair, +^.^ Thou ^-^ mad misleader of >w< thy :33 bwainsick ^w^ son! +What, wiwt xDD thou on >w< thy death-bed :33 pway x3 the ruffian +xDD And >_> seek fow sorrow with >w< thy spectacles? +>_< O, :3 whewe >_> is OwO faith? >_< O, :3 whewe >_> is >w< woyawty? +;;w;; If >w< it be banyish'd from x3 the fwosty head, +Whewe UwU shaww >w< it find :3 a uWu hawbouw uWu in x3 the ^w^ eawth? +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou OwO go dig :3 a :3 gwave to find x3 out >w< waw +xDD And ^-^ shame ^.^ thinye ^.^ honyouwabwe age with >_< bwood? +Why awt xDD thou :3 owd, ÚwÚ and :33 want'st xDD expewience? +:33 Ow ^-^ whewefowe dost abuse :33 it, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast :33 it? +For x3 shame! ^w^ In >_> duty >w< bend >w< thy knyee to uWu me, +:33 That bows >w< unto x3 the :3 gwave with mickwe age. +SAWISBUWY. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have considewed with mysewf +uWu The >_< tide of ÚwÚ this UwU most uWu wenyownyed x3 duke, +xDD And uWu in x3 my >_> conscience UwU do ^-^ wepute :33 his Gwace +uWu The wightfuw heir to Engwand's royal UwU seat. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Hast xDD thou nyot sworn OwO awwegiance >w< unto me? +SAWISBUWY. UwU I :3 have. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou ^w^ dispense with heaven fow xDD such >w< an ^w^ oath? +SAWISBUWY. ^.^ It >_> is great x3 sin to >_< sweaw >w< unto :3 a sin; +OwO But :33 gweatew x3 sin to >_< keep :3 a x3 sinfuw uWu oath. +Who ^.^ can be bound ^.^ by xDD any solemn vow +;;w;; To UwU do :3 a OwO muwd'wous OwO deed, to rob :3 a ^w^ man, +;;w;; To force :3 a :3 spotwess viwgin's >_> chastity, +;;w;; To OwO weave x3 the owphan of :33 his UwU patwimony, +;;w;; To wring x3 the ^.^ widow from her >_< custom'd wight, +xDD And uWu have nyo othew reason fow ÚwÚ this wrong +OwO But :3 that ^.^ he UwU was bound ^.^ by :3 a solemn ^w^ oath? +QUEEN. ^-^ A >_> subtwe traitor >_< nyeeds nyo sophister. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and bid ^.^ him awm himself. +:3 YOWK. ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ^w^ fwiends xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, +UwU I ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd fow :33 death ow UwU dignyity. +:33 CWIFFOWD. uWu The xDD fiwst UwU I :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee, >_> if x3 dweams ^-^ pwuv true. +WARWICK. >_> You :3 wewe best to OwO go to x3 bed ÚwÚ and dweam again +;;w;; To >_< keep uWu thee from x3 the UwU tempest of x3 the >_> fiewd. +:33 CWIFFOWD. UwU I ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd to UwU beaw :3 a :33 gweatew x3 stowm +Than xDD any xDD thou ;;w;; canst x3 conjuwe x3 up to-day; +xDD And :3 that I'll >w< wwite ;;w;; upon >w< thy xDD buwgonyet, +^.^ Might UwU I >_> but ^.^ knyow uWu thee ^.^ by >w< thy :33 househowd ^.^ badge. +WARWICK. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my father's ^w^ badge, ;;w;; owd >_> Nyeviw's crest, +uWu The rampant UwU beaw ^.^ chain'd to x3 the ^-^ wagged staff, +This day I'll ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ awoft x3 my xDD buwgonyet, +;;w;; As on :3 a mountain-top x3 the cedar uWu shows, +:33 That keeps :33 his >w< weaves uWu in x3 spite of xDD any stowm, +Even to affright uWu thee with x3 the x3 view >_> theweof. +:33 CWIFFOWD. xDD And from >w< thy buwgonyet I'll rend >w< thy UwU beaw +xDD And ;;w;; twead >w< it :33 undew :33 foot with aww ^.^ contempt, +^-^ Despite x3 the berard :3 that xDD pwotects x3 the bear. +:3 YOUNG :33 CWIFFOWD. xDD And UwU so to awms, ;;w;; victowious ÚwÚ fathew, +;;w;; To OwO queww x3 the ÚwÚ webews ÚwÚ and uWu theiw >w< compwices. +>_< WICHAWD. uWu Fie! chawity, fow x3 shame! ^w^ Speak nyot uWu in xDD spite, +For xDD you UwU shaww UwU sup with >_< Jesu ^-^ Chwist to-night. +:3 YOUNG :33 CWIFFOWD. Foul stigmatic, ^w^ that's ^.^ mowe than xDD thou ;;w;; canst tell. +>_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; If nyot uWu in ^.^ heaven, you'ww x3 suwewy UwU sup uWu in uWu heww. +Exeunt uWu sevewawwy + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Saint Awbans + +^.^ Awawums to x3 the ^.^ battwe. Entew ^w^ WAWWICK + +WARWICK. xDD Cwiffowd of Cumberland, UwU 'tis Wawwick cawws; +xDD And >_> if xDD thou dost nyot hide uWu thee from x3 the >_> beaw, +>_> Nyow, when x3 the angry ÚwÚ twumpet sounds OwO awawum +xDD And >_< dead men's x3 cwies UwU do ^w^ fiww x3 the :33 empty air, +uWu Cwiffowd, UwU I say, come fowth ÚwÚ and >w< fight with x3 me. +Pwoud ^w^ nyowthewn uWu wowd, xDD Cwiffowd of Cumberland, +^w^ WAWWICK >_> is :33 hoawse with x3 cawwing uWu thee to arms. + +Entew YORK + +How now, x3 my x3 nyobwe ^.^ wowd! x3 what, aww a-foot? +:3 YOWK. uWu The >_> deadwy-handed xDD Cwiffowd >_< swew x3 my UwU steed; +OwO But >_< match to >_< match UwU I uWu have encount'wed :3 him, +xDD And UwU made :3 a prey fow OwO cawwion :33 kites ÚwÚ and >_< cwows +Even of x3 the ^w^ bonny beast ^.^ he :3 wov'd UwU so well. + +Entew OLD CWIFFOWD + +WARWICK. Of one ow both of >_> us x3 the time >_> is x3 come. +:3 YOWK. UwU Howd, Wawwick, >_> seek uWu thee x3 out x3 some othew uWu chase, +For UwU I mysewf ^w^ must OwO hunt ÚwÚ this >w< deew to death. +WARWICK. Then, nobly, Yowk; UwU 'tis fow :3 a >_< cwown xDD thou :33 fight'st. +;;w;; As UwU I >_> intend, uWu Cwiffowd, to x3 thwive uWu to-day, +^.^ It grieves x3 my :3 souw to OwO weave uWu thee ^.^ unyassaiw'd. uWu Exit +:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> What seest xDD thou uWu in uWu me, York? Why dost xDD thou >_< pause? +:3 YOWK. With >w< thy >_< bwave :33 beawing >_> shouwd UwU I be uWu in wuv +OwO But :3 that xDD thou awt UwU so ÚwÚ fast >_< minye enemy. +:33 CWIFFOWD. x3 Nyow >_> shouwd >w< thy :3 pwowess ^.^ want praise ÚwÚ and >_> esteem +OwO But :3 that UwU 'tis OwO shown ignyobwy ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 tweason. +:3 YOWK. ^w^ So wet >w< it OwO hewp ;;w;; me nyow OwO against >w< thy uWu swowd, +;;w;; As UwU I uWu in justice ÚwÚ and true >w< wight express :3 it! +:33 CWIFFOWD. OwO My :3 souw ÚwÚ and >w< body on x3 the uWu action UwU both! +:3 YOWK. ^-^ A :3 dweadfuw >_< way! Address uWu thee ^.^ instantwy. +^w^ [They >w< fight ÚwÚ and CWIFFOWD :33 fawws] +:33 CWIFFOWD. :33 Wa ^-^ fin :33 couwonnye >w< wes OwO oeuvwes. :33 [Dies] +:3 YOWK. ^-^ Thus >w< waw hath UwU given uWu thee ÚwÚ peace, fow xDD thou awt xDD stiww. +:3 Peace with :33 his x3 souw, ^.^ heaven, >_> if >w< it be >w< thy will! uWu Exit + +Entew :3 YOUNG CWIFFOWD + +:3 YOUNG :33 CWIFFOWD. Shame ÚwÚ and UwU confusion! All >_> is on x3 the rout; +Fear ^-^ fwames uWu disowdew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ disowdew wounds +Whewe >w< it >_> shouwd >w< guawd. x3 O waw, xDD thou >_< son of >_> heww, +;;w;; Whom angry heavens UwU do >_< make uWu theiw minister, +Throw uWu in x3 the uWu fwozen >_> bosoms of UwU ouw ÚwÚ pawt +Hot ÚwÚ coaws of vengeance! Let nyo soldier fwy. +>w< He :3 that >_> is :33 twuwy dedicate to >w< waw +>_< Hath nyo self-love; nor ^.^ he :3 that loves >_< himsewf +>_< Hath nyot essentially, >_> but ^.^ by ciwcumstance, +uWu The xDD nyame of ;;w;; vawouw. [Sees :33 his father's >_> body] +>_< O, wet x3 the ^-^ viwe wowwd >w< end +xDD And x3 the pwemised flames of x3 the >w< wast day +Knyit ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and heaven ;;w;; togethew! +Now wet x3 the general ÚwÚ twumpet ^w^ bwow :33 his x3 bwast, +x3 Pawticuwawities ÚwÚ and petty sounds +;;w;; To >w< cease! UwU Wast xDD thou ordain'd, uWu deaw ÚwÚ fathew, +;;w;; To wose >w< thy :33 youth uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; achieve +uWu The :33 siwvew :33 wivewy of ^w^ advised age, +xDD And uWu in >w< thy ^w^ wevewence ÚwÚ and >w< thy chair-days OwO thus +;;w;; To ^-^ die uWu in ruffian :3 battwe? Even uWu at ÚwÚ this ^.^ sight +OwO My >_< heawt >_> is >_> tuwn'd to stonye; ÚwÚ and OwO whiwe UwU 'tis >_< minye +^.^ It UwU shaww be stony. York nyot UwU ouw ;;w;; owd ;;w;; men >w< spawes; +No ^.^ mowe xDD wiww UwU I uWu theiw UwU babes. Tears ^.^ viwginyaw +Shall be to ;;w;; me even >_< as x3 the :33 dew to x3 fiwe; +xDD And >w< beauty, :3 that x3 the tyrant ;;w;; oft wecwaims, +Shall to x3 my OwO fwaming >_> wwath be oiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwax. +ÚwÚ Hencefowth UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have to UwU do with :33 pity: +^w^ Meet UwU I >w< an xDD infant of x3 the ;;w;; house of York, +^.^ Into >_< as UwU many ^-^ gobbets xDD wiww UwU I :3 cut >w< it +;;w;; As >w< wiwd OwO Medea xDD young Absyrtus ^.^ did; +^w^ In OwO cwuewty xDD wiww UwU I >_> seek x3 out x3 my ^w^ fame. +^.^ Come, xDD thou x3 nyew xDD wuin of ;;w;; owd Cwiffowd's ^.^ house; +;;w;; As uWu did ÚwÚ Aenyeas ;;w;; owd Anchises >_> beaw, +^w^ So UwU beaw UwU I uWu thee ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD manwy >_< shouwdews; +OwO But xDD then ÚwÚ Aenyeas OwO bawe :3 a UwU wiving >w< woad, +Nyothing UwU so x3 heavy >_< as these :3 woes of ^w^ minye. +uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body + +Entew UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and SOMERSET to ^w^ fight. SOMERSET >_> is ^.^ kiwwed + +>_< WICHAWD. So, >_< wie xDD thou uWu thewe; +For undewnyeath >w< an alehouse' paltry ^w^ sign, +uWu The ;;w;; Castwe uWu in Saint >_> Awbans, Somerset +>_< Hath UwU made x3 the wizard famous uWu in :33 his death. +OwO Swowd, howd >w< thy ^-^ tempew; uWu heawt, be wrathful stiww: +Priests pray fow UwU enyemies, >_> but pwinces UwU kiww. uWu Exit + +Fight. ^-^ Excuwsions. Entew ;;w;; KING, xDD QUEEN, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +QUEEN. :33 Away, x3 my ^.^ wowd! >_> You OwO awe UwU swow; fow UwU shame, away! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Can ^.^ we xDD outwun x3 the xDD heavens? ^-^ Good Margaret, >_< stay. +QUEEN. >_> What OwO awe xDD you UwU made UwU of? You'll nor >w< fight nor fwy. +Now >_> is >w< it x3 manhood, wisdom, ÚwÚ and ^w^ defence, +;;w;; To UwU give x3 the ;;w;; enyemy :3 way, ÚwÚ and to ^.^ secuwe >_> us +^-^ By >_> what ^.^ we ^-^ can, which ^.^ can nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but fwy. +[Alarum afaw off] +;;w;; If xDD you be x3 ta'en, ^.^ we xDD then >_> shouwd >_> see x3 the :3 bottom +Of aww UwU ouw fortunes; >_> but >_> if ^.^ we haply :33 scape- +;;w;; As weww ^.^ we may, >_> if nyot ^w^ thwough x3 youw nyegwect- +We UwU shaww to ;;w;; Wondon ÚwÚ get, :3 whewe xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; wov'd, +xDD And :3 whewe ÚwÚ this ^w^ bweach nyow uWu in UwU ouw fowtunyes UwU made +^-^ May readily be ^.^ stopp'd. + +^.^ We-entew :3 YOUNG CWIFFOWD + +:3 YOUNG :33 CWIFFOWD. OwO But :3 that x3 my heart's on ÚwÚ futuwe ^-^ mischief ^-^ set, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak bwasphemy ere bid xDD you xDD fwy; +OwO But fwy xDD you :3 must; uncurable ^w^ discomfit +UwU Weigns uWu in x3 the heawts of aww UwU ouw xDD pwesent pawts. +:33 Away, fow x3 youw wewief! ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww ^w^ wive +;;w;; To >_> see uWu theiw day ÚwÚ and them UwU ouw :3 fowtunye give. +:33 Away, x3 my uWu wowd, away! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu Fiewds nyeaw Saint Awbans + +;;w;; Awawum. >w< Wetweat. Entew YORK, WICHAWD, ^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews, +with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws + +:3 YOWK. Of >_> Sawisbuwy, who ^.^ can wepowt of :3 him, +:33 That winter wion, who uWu in xDD wage forgets +^.^ Aged ^w^ contusions ÚwÚ and aww bwush of time +^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a OwO gawwant uWu in x3 the ^w^ bwow of youth, +UwU Wepaiws ^.^ him with >_> occasion? This ^w^ happy day +Is nyot itself, nor uWu have ^.^ we ^.^ won one xDD foot, +;;w;; If uWu Sawisbuwy be :3 wost. +>_< WICHAWD. OwO My x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, +Thwee times ^w^ to-day UwU I holp ^.^ him to :33 his horse, +Thwee times ^w^ bestwid :3 him, thrice UwU I x3 wed ^.^ him ^w^ off, +x3 Pewsuaded ^.^ him from xDD any further ÚwÚ act; +OwO But still :3 whewe danger UwU was, still there UwU I >w< met him; +xDD And ^.^ wike rich >_> hangings uWu in :3 a homewy house, +^w^ So UwU was :33 his xDD wiww uWu in :33 his ;;w;; owd feebwe body. +But, x3 nyobwe >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, wook :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. + +Entew SALISBURY + +SAWISBUWY. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my uWu swowd, weww x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ fought to-day! +^-^ By x3 th' UwU mass, UwU so uWu did ^.^ we all. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, >w< Wichawd: +^w^ God xDD knyows >w< how ^-^ wong >w< it >_> is UwU I uWu have to x3 wive, +xDD And >w< it hath pleas'd xDD Him :3 that >w< thwee times ^w^ to-day +>_> You uWu have defended ;;w;; me from imminyent death. +xDD Weww, wowds, ^.^ we uWu have nyot ^w^ got :3 that which ^.^ we uWu have; +'Tis nyot enough UwU ouw ^-^ foes OwO awe ÚwÚ this time fwed, +uWu Being >_< opposites of xDD such repairing :33 nyatuwe. +:3 YOWK. UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU ouw :33 safety >_> is to ;;w;; fowwow OwO them; +For, >_< as UwU I heaw, x3 the ^w^ King >_> is ^w^ fwed to ;;w;; Wondon +;;w;; To caww :3 a xDD pwesent court of >_< Pawwiament. +Let >_> us pursue ^.^ him ere x3 the UwU wwits OwO go forth. +>_> What ;;w;; says Lord ^w^ Wawwick? Shall ^.^ we ÚwÚ aftew them? +WARWICK. >w< Aftew them? Nyay, >w< befowe ÚwÚ them, >_> if ^.^ we ;;w;; can. +>_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, wowds, uWu 'twas :3 a glorious ^.^ day: +Saint :3 Awbans' battwe, ^.^ won ^.^ by famous York, +Shall be :33 etewnyiz'd uWu in aww age to x3 come. +Sound drum ÚwÚ and trumpets ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; Wondon aww; +xDD And ^.^ mowe xDD such OwO days >_< as these to >_> us ;;w;; befaww! Exeunt + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +uWu 1591 + +^-^ THE ^w^ THIWD OwO PAWT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH +EDWARD, PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES, :33 his >_< son +:3 WEWIS XI, ^w^ King of Fwance ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF SOMERSET +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >_> EXETEW EARL ÚwÚ OF x3 OXFOWD +EARL ÚwÚ OF NyOWTHUMBEWWAND EARL ÚwÚ OF WESTMOWEWAND +>w< WOWD CWIFFOWD +UwU WICHAWD :33 PWANTAGENyET, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK +EDWARD, EARL ÚwÚ OF uWu MAWCH, afterwards ;;w;; KING >w< EDWAWD IV, :33 his >_< son +>w< EDMUND, EARL ÚwÚ OF WUTWAND, :33 his >_< son +GEORGE, afterwards ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF OwO CWAWENCE, :33 his >_< son +WICHAWD, afterwards ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, :33 his >_< son +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK MARQUIS ÚwÚ OF x3 MONTAGUE +EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK EARL ÚwÚ OF :33 PEMBWOKE +>w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS >w< WOWD ^w^ STAFFOWD +ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN x3 MOWTIMEW, :33 uncwe to x3 the >w< Duke of York +ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH x3 MOWTIMEW, :33 uncwe to x3 the >w< Duke of York +>_> HENWY, EARL ÚwÚ OF :33 WICHMOND, :3 a :33 youth +>w< WOWD x3 WIVEWS, ÚwÚ bwothew to xDD Wady Grey +ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM STANLEY ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN >w< MONTGOMEWY +ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN SOMEWVIWWE TUTOW, to Rutland +>_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF YORK x3 WIEUTENyANT ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE :3 TOWEW +^-^ A uWu NyOBWEMAN OwO TWO :33 KEEPEWS +^-^ A UwU HUNTSMAN +^-^ A ^.^ SON :3 that >_> has ^.^ kiwwed :33 his >w< fathew +^-^ A >_< FATHEW :3 that >_> has ^.^ kiwwed :33 his >_< son + +>w< QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET +:3 WADY x3 GWEY, afterwards >w< QUEEN to Edward IV +BONA, :3 sistew to x3 the OwO Fwench xDD Queen + +Soldiers, ;;w;; Attendants, Messengews, ;;w;; Watchmen, :33 etc. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +England ÚwÚ and Fwance + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ÚwÚ Pawwiament House + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, EDWARD, WICHAWD, ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, ^.^ MONTAGUE, ^w^ WAWWICK, +ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews, with ^-^ white >_< woses uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ hats + +WARWICK. UwU I wonder >w< how x3 the ^w^ King escap'd UwU ouw ^w^ hands. +:3 YOWK. While ^.^ we >_< puwsu'd x3 the ^.^ howsemen of x3 the :33 nyowth, +>w< He slily OwO stowe OwO away ÚwÚ and left :33 his ÚwÚ men; +Wheweat x3 the great Lord of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +>_< Whose warlike OwO eaws couwd >_< nyevew >w< bwook >w< wetweat, +x3 Cheew'd x3 up x3 the ;;w;; dwooping xDD awmy, ÚwÚ and himsewf, +Lord uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ and Lord Stafford, aww abweast, +>w< Chawg'd UwU ouw :33 main battle's ÚwÚ fwont, x3 and, breaking x3 in, +^.^ Wewe ^.^ by x3 the :33 swowds of ^w^ common ^-^ sowdiews ^w^ swain. +>_> EDWAWD. Lord Stafford's ÚwÚ fathew, >w< Duke of ;;w;; Buckingham, +Is xDD eithew :3 swain ow wounded dangerous; +UwU I uWu cweft :33 his ;;w;; beavew with :3 a downwight >_> bwow. +:33 That ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ fathew, behowd :33 his blood. +x3 MONTAGUE. ^.^ And, brother, hewe's x3 the ^-^ Eaww of >_< Wiwtshiwe's bwood, +;;w;; Whom UwU I encount'wed >_< as x3 the :3 battwes ^.^ join'd. +>_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Speak xDD thou fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and tell them >_> what UwU I ^.^ did. +[Thwowing down SOMERSET'S UwU head] +:3 YOWK. Richard hath best OwO desewv'd of aww x3 my >w< sons. +OwO But >_> is x3 youw Gwace >_< dead, x3 my Lord of :3 Somewset? +NyOWFOWK. >w< Such UwU hope uWu have aww x3 the winye of John of OwO Gaunt! +>_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Thus UwU do UwU I UwU hope to ;;w;; shake ^w^ King >_> Henwy's >_> head. +WARWICK. xDD And UwU so UwU do ^.^ I. Victorious Prince of York, +^.^ Befowe UwU I >_> see uWu thee seated uWu in :3 that >_< thwonye +>_< Which nyow x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 Wancastew x3 usuwps, +UwU I vow ^.^ by heaven these eyes UwU shaww >_< nyevew uWu cwose. +This >_> is x3 the ^w^ pawace of x3 the x3 feawfuw OwO King, +xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the xDD wegaw UwU seat. Possess :33 it, Yowk; +For ÚwÚ this >_> is xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and nyot ^w^ King >_> Henwy's heirs'. +:3 YOWK. ;;w;; Assist ;;w;; me >w< then, x3 sweet Wawwick, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 wiww; +For ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ we uWu have xDD bwoken uWu in ^.^ by >_> fowce. +NyOWFOWK. ^-^ We'ww aww xDD assist uWu you; ^.^ he :3 that fwies UwU shaww die. +:3 YOWK. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe x3 Nyowfowk. OwO Stay ^.^ by uWu me, x3 my :3 wowds; +^.^ And, xDD sowdiews, xDD stay ÚwÚ and uWu wodge ^.^ by ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. +^w^ [They OwO go >_< up] +WARWICK. xDD And when x3 the ^w^ King ;;w;; comes, offer ^.^ him nyo violence. +OwO Unwess ^.^ he >_> seek to thwust xDD you x3 out perforce. +:3 YOWK. uWu The xDD Queen ÚwÚ this day OwO hewe ÚwÚ howds her parliament, +OwO But xDD wittwe ^w^ thinks ^.^ we UwU shaww be of her counciw. +^-^ By wowds ow ^w^ bwows OwO hewe wet >_> us x3 win UwU ouw ÚwÚ wight. +>_< WICHAWD. Awm'd >_< as ^.^ we awe, >_> wet's xDD stay within ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ house. +WARWICK. uWu The bwoody ;;w;; pawwiament UwU shaww ÚwÚ this be ;;w;; caww'd, +OwO Unwess Pwantagenyet, >w< Duke of York, be OwO King, +xDD And ^-^ bashfuw Henwy >w< depos'd, x3 whose cowardice +>_< Hath UwU made >_> us by-wowds to UwU ouw enemies. +:3 YOWK. UwU Then OwO weave ;;w;; me >_> nyot, x3 my :3 wowds; be ^-^ wesowute: +UwU I >_> mean to OwO take >w< possession of x3 my ÚwÚ wight. +WARWICK. >_> Nyeithew x3 the OwO King, nor ^.^ he :3 that loves ^.^ him ^w^ best, +uWu The OwO pwoudest ^.^ he :3 that ÚwÚ howds x3 up Lancaster, +Dawes stir :3 a OwO wing >_> if Wawwick ;;w;; shake :33 his bells. +I'll plant Pwantagenyet, ^.^ woot ^.^ him x3 up who dares. +Resolve ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; Wichawd; >_< cwaim x3 the :3 Engwish crown. +>_< [YOWK occupies x3 the throne] + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, ^-^ CWIFFOWD, OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, +>_< WESTMOWEWAND, x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, with red >_< woses uWu in +uWu theiw ÚwÚ hats + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My wowds, wook :3 whewe x3 the ^.^ stuwdy rebel OwO sits, +Even uWu in x3 the >w< chaiw of ;;w;; state! ÚwÚ Bewike ^.^ he >_< means, +uWu Back'd ^.^ by x3 the powew of Wawwick, :3 that UwU fawse peer, +;;w;; To ;;w;; aspiwe >w< unto x3 the >_< cwown ÚwÚ and OwO weign >_< as king. +^-^ Eaww of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, ^.^ he >_< swew >w< thy father; +xDD And xDD thinye, Lord >_> Cwiffowd; ÚwÚ and xDD you both uWu have ^.^ vow'd xDD wevenge +On :3 him, :33 his sons, :33 his xDD favouwites, ÚwÚ and :33 his fwiends. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; If UwU I be >_> nyot, heavens be ^w^ weveng'd on me! +:33 CWIFFOWD. uWu The UwU hope thereof x3 makes xDD Cwiffowd mouwn uWu in steew. +WESTMORELAND. What, UwU shaww ^.^ we suffew :3 this? :3 Wet's pluck ^.^ him down; +OwO My >_< heawt fow ÚwÚ angew burns; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook :3 it. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, ^-^ gentwe ^-^ Eaww of >_> Westmowewand. +:33 CWIFFOWD. ;;w;; Patience >_> is fow powtwoons xDD such >_< as he; +>w< He x3 duwst nyot sit there xDD had x3 youw >w< fathew liv'd. +OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, OwO hewe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pawwiament +Let >_> us OwO assaiw x3 the family of x3 Yowk. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Weww x3 hast xDD thou spoken, :3 cousin; be >w< it :3 so. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Ah, ^.^ knyow xDD you nyot x3 the UwU city ;;w;; favouws ÚwÚ them, +xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have troops of ^-^ sowdiews uWu at uWu theiw beck? +UwU EXETEW. OwO But when x3 the >w< Duke >_> is :3 swain they'ww quickly fwy. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Faw be x3 the xDD thought of ÚwÚ this from >_> Henwy's uWu heawt, +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a :3 shambwes of x3 the ;;w;; pawwiament house! +x3 Cousin of >_< Exetew, ÚwÚ fwowns, wowds, ÚwÚ and :3 thweats, +Shall be x3 the >w< waw :3 that Henwy means to ÚwÚ use. +^.^ Thou uWu factious >w< Duke of York, descend x3 my >_< thwonye +xDD And ^w^ knyeew fow xDD gwace ÚwÚ and xDD mewcy uWu at x3 my feet; +UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy OwO suvweign. +:3 YOWK. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ thinye. +UwU EXETEW. For UwU shame, come down; ^.^ he UwU made uWu thee >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. +:3 YOWK. >_< 'Twas x3 my ^.^ inhewitance, >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ eawwdom uWu was. +UwU EXETEW. x3 Thy >w< fathew UwU was :3 a traitor to x3 the crown. +WARWICK. >_< Exetew, xDD thou awt :3 a traitor to x3 the >_< cwown +^w^ In fowwowing ÚwÚ this usuwping >_< Henwy. +:33 CWIFFOWD. ;;w;; Whom >_> shouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; fowwow >_> but :33 his natural UwU king? +WARWICK. >_< Twue, >_> Cwiffowd; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's Richard >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And UwU shaww UwU I x3 stand, ÚwÚ and xDD thou sit uWu in x3 my uWu thwonye? +:3 YOWK. ^.^ It ^w^ must ÚwÚ and UwU shaww be so; :3 content thysewf. +WARWICK. ^w^ Be >w< Duke of ^-^ Wancastew; wet ^.^ him be ;;w;; King. +WESTMORELAND. >w< He >_> is both ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >w< Duke of ^-^ Wancastew; +xDD And :3 that x3 the Lord of ^-^ Westmowewand UwU shaww x3 maintain. +WARWICK. xDD And Wawwick UwU shaww dispwuv :3 it. >_> You x3 fowget +:33 That ^.^ we OwO awe UwU those which UwU chas'd xDD you from x3 the >_> fiewd, +xDD And >_< swew x3 youw fathers, ÚwÚ and with cowouws ;;w;; spwead +UwU Mawch'd ^w^ thwough x3 the UwU city to x3 the ^w^ pawace gates. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Yes, Wawwick, UwU I remember >w< it to x3 my gwief; +^.^ And, ^.^ by :33 his x3 souw, xDD thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; house UwU shaww rue :3 it. +WESTMORELAND. Pwantagenyet, of ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and these >w< thy sons, +x3 Thy :3 kinsmen, ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO fwiends, I'll uWu have ^.^ mowe ;;w;; wives +Than ^.^ dwops of :3 bwood :3 wewe uWu in x3 my father's :3 veins. +:33 CWIFFOWD. Uwge >w< it nyo mowe; xDD west :3 that ^w^ instead of wowds +UwU I >_> send ÚwÚ thee, Wawwick, xDD such :3 a :3 messengew +;;w;; As UwU shaww xDD wevenge :33 his :33 death >w< befowe UwU I stir. +WARWICK. OwO Poow uWu Cwiffowd, >w< how UwU I ^w^ scown :33 his :33 wowthwess ^.^ thweats! +:3 YOWK. Will xDD you ^.^ we x3 show UwU ouw ;;w;; titwe to x3 the crown? +;;w;; If >_> nyot, UwU ouw :33 swowds UwU shaww pwead >w< it uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What ;;w;; titwe x3 hast UwU thou, traitor, to x3 the crown? +x3 Thy >w< fathew UwU was, >_< as xDD thou awt, >w< Duke of Yowk; +x3 Thy ÚwÚ gwandfathew, Wogew Mortimer, ^-^ Eaww of :3 Mawch: +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< son of Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, +Who UwU made x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO Fwench to ^w^ stoop, +xDD And :3 seiz'd ;;w;; upon uWu theiw UwU towns ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwovinces. +WARWICK. Talk nyot of >_< Fwance, sith xDD thou x3 hast wost >w< it all. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The Lord Protector wost :33 it, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ I: +x3 When UwU I UwU was cwown'd, UwU I UwU was >_> but >w< nyinye ^w^ months ^-^ owd. +>_< WICHAWD. >_> You OwO awe ;;w;; owd enough now, ÚwÚ and yet uWu methinks xDD you uWu wose. +:3 Fathew, teaw x3 the >_< cwown from x3 the usuwpew's >_> head. +>_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Sweet ÚwÚ fathew, UwU do so; uWu set >w< it on x3 youw >_> head. +x3 MONTAGUE. ^-^ Good brother, >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st ÚwÚ and :33 honyouwest awms, +:3 Wet's >w< fight >w< it x3 out ÚwÚ and nyot stand caviwwing OwO thus. +>_< WICHAWD. Sound xDD dwums ÚwÚ and twumpets, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King xDD wiww fwy. +:3 YOWK. ^-^ Sons, peace! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Peace ^w^ thou! ÚwÚ and UwU give ^w^ King Henwy OwO weave to >_< speak. +WARWICK. OwO Pwantagenyet UwU shaww speak fiwst. >w< Heaw :3 him, :3 wowds; +xDD And be xDD you silent ÚwÚ and ^.^ attentive :3 too, +For ^.^ he :3 that interrupts ^.^ him UwU shaww nyot wive. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 Think'st xDD thou :3 that UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave x3 my >_> kingwy throne, +^-^ Whewein x3 my >_> gwandsiwe ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< fathew :3 sat? +No; xDD fiwst UwU shaww >w< waw xDD unpeopwe ÚwÚ this x3 my ÚwÚ weawm; +Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw cowouws, often :3 bownye uWu in >_< Fwance, +xDD And nyow uWu in England to UwU ouw heart's great >_> sowwow, +Shall be x3 my >w< winding-sheet. Why ÚwÚ faint UwU you, lords? +OwO My title's UwU good, ÚwÚ and xDD bettew uWu faw than ÚwÚ his. +WARWICK. ^-^ Pwuv :33 it, Henry, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt be ;;w;; King. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Henwy x3 the Fourth ^.^ by conquest ^w^ got x3 the crown. +:3 YOWK. >_< 'Twas ^.^ by ;;w;; webewwion OwO against :33 his king. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to say; x3 my title's OwO weak.- +Teww uWu me, OwO may nyot :3 a x3 king ^-^ adopt >w< an heir? +:3 YOWK. >_> What ^w^ then? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ An >_> if ^.^ he may, xDD then ^w^ am UwU I ÚwÚ wawfuw uWu King; +For ^.^ Wichawd, uWu in x3 the x3 view of UwU many wowds, +ÚwÚ Wesign'd x3 the >_< cwown to Henwy x3 the >_> Fouwth, +>_< Whose heir x3 my >w< fathew UwU was, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ his. +:3 YOWK. >w< He wose OwO against :3 him, ^.^ being :33 his sovereign, +xDD And UwU made ^.^ him to resign :33 his >_< cwown perforce. +WARWICK. >_< Suppose, x3 my wowds, ^.^ he uWu did >w< it unconstrain'd, +^w^ Think xDD you >w< 'twewe prejudicial to :33 his crown? +UwU EXETEW. No; fow ^.^ he couwd nyot UwU so resign :33 his >_< cwown +OwO But :3 that x3 the :3 nyext heir >_> shouwd >_< succeed ÚwÚ and reign. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Awt xDD thou OwO against us, >w< Duke of Exetew? +UwU EXETEW. ÚwÚ His >_> is x3 the wight, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU pawdon x3 me. +:3 YOWK. Why whisper UwU you, x3 my wowds, ÚwÚ and answew ^w^ nyot? +UwU EXETEW. OwO My >_> conscience uWu tewws ;;w;; me ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ wawfuw ;;w;; King. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 [Aside] All xDD wiww ;;w;; wevowt from uWu me, ÚwÚ and turn to ^.^ him. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Pwantagenyet, fow aww x3 the >_< cwaim xDD thou :3 way'st, +^w^ Think nyot :3 that Henwy UwU shaww be UwU so depos'd. +WARWICK. :3 Depos'd ^.^ he UwU shaww be, uWu in ;;w;; despite of all. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Thou awt ;;w;; deceiv'd. 'Tis nyot >w< thy >w< southewn powew +Of Essex, ^-^ Nyowfowk, ^.^ Suffowk, nor of UwU Kent, +>_< Which x3 makes uWu thee OwO thus pwesumptuous ÚwÚ and :3 pwoud, +UwU Can uWu set x3 the >w< Duke x3 up uWu in ;;w;; despite of x3 me. +:33 CWIFFOWD. ^w^ King Henry, be >w< thy ;;w;; titwe >w< wight ow wwong, +Lord xDD Cwiffowd x3 vows to >w< fight uWu in >w< thy OwO defence. +^-^ May :3 that x3 gwound gape, ÚwÚ and swawwow ;;w;; me ^.^ awive, +Whewe UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ knyeew to ^.^ him :3 that >_< swew x3 my ;;w;; fathew! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O uWu Cwiffowd, >w< how >w< thy wowds :3 wevive x3 my :33 heawt! +:3 YOWK. Henwy of Lancaster, resign >w< thy crown. +>_> What mutter UwU you, ow >_> what xDD conspiwe UwU you, lords? +WARWICK. Do >w< wight >w< unto ÚwÚ this princely >w< Duke of Yowk; +:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ fiww x3 the ;;w;; house with :3 awmed men, +xDD And uvw x3 the >w< chaiw of state, :3 whewe nyow ^.^ he OwO sits, +:3 Wwite x3 up :33 his ;;w;; titwe with usuwping blood. +[He stamps with :33 his :33 foot ÚwÚ and x3 the +^-^ sowdiews x3 show themselves] +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My Lord of Wawwick, hear >_> but one wowd: +Let ;;w;; me fow ÚwÚ this x3 my ;;w;; wife-time OwO weign >_< as king. +:3 YOWK. :33 Confiwm x3 the >_< cwown to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and to >_< minye >_> heiws, +xDD And xDD thou shalt OwO weign uWu in :33 quiet OwO whiwe xDD thou >w< wiv'st. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. Richard Pwantagenyet, +^w^ Enjoy x3 the ^w^ kingdom ÚwÚ aftew x3 my ÚwÚ decease. +:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> What wrong >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< unto x3 the Prince x3 youw ^w^ son! +WARWICK. >_> What ÚwÚ good >_> is ÚwÚ this to England ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf! +WESTMORELAND. Base, x3 feawfuw, ÚwÚ and despairing Henry! +:33 CWIFFOWD. How x3 hast xDD thou >w< injuw'd both >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and ow ÚwÚ us! +WESTMORELAND. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD stay to hear these >w< awticwes. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. +:33 CWIFFOWD. ^.^ Come, OwO cousin, wet >_> us tell x3 the xDD Queen these ;;w;; nyews. +WESTMORELAND. UwU Faweweww, faint-hearted ÚwÚ and degenerate OwO king, +^w^ In x3 whose UwU cowd :3 bwood nyo spawk of honour bides. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ Be xDD thou :3 a prey >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; house of York +xDD And ^-^ die uWu in ^.^ bands fow ÚwÚ this xDD unmanwy >w< deed! +:33 CWIFFOWD. ^w^ In :3 dweadfuw >w< waw uWu mayst xDD thou be ^.^ uvwcome, +:33 Ow ^w^ wive uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ abandon'd ÚwÚ and >_> despis'd! +Exeunt OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ^-^ CWIFFOWD, ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND -:3 WAWWICK. OwO Tuwn :3 this >_< way, Henry, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wegawd them not. -EXETER. ^.^ They >w< seek ÚwÚ wevenge, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe uWu wiww ^.^ nyot yield. -KING HENRY. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ Exetew! -:3 WAWWICK. UwU Why shouwd you >w< sigh, my UwU wowd? -KING HENRY. :3 Nyot uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, Wowd UwU Wawwick, uWu but my UwU son, -x3 Whom I unnyatuwawwy uWu shaww ÚwÚ disinhewit. -But >w< be ^.^ it as ^.^ it OwO may. uWu [To OwO YOWK] I here ^w^ entaiw -The :3 cwown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU thinye ;;w;; heiws uWu fow ^w^ evew; -xDD Conditionyawwy, UwU that here :3 thou UwU take OwO an OwO oath -ÚwÚ To OwO cease :3 this civil war, :3 and, UwU whiwst I live, -ÚwÚ To uWu honyouw me as >w< thy ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and suvweign, -And neither uWu by uWu tweason :3 nyow ;;w;; hostiwity -ÚwÚ To >w< seek ^-^ to >w< put me ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and UwU weign thysewf. -^.^ YOWK. :3 This OwO oath I willingly UwU take, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww pewfowm. ->_> [Coming ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< thwonye] -:3 WAWWICK. Wong live UwU King Henry! Pwantagenyet, ^w^ embwace >_> him. -KING HENRY. And wong live thou, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy :3 fowwawd >_> sons! -^.^ YOWK. Nyow uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and :3 Wancastew awe weconciw'd. -EXETER. xDD Accuws'd >w< be ^.^ he UwU that UwU seeks ^-^ to ^-^ make them ;;w;; foes! -xDD [Sennyet. ;;w;; Hewe uWu they come >w< down] -^.^ YOWK. Faweweww, my >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; I'll ^-^ to my OwO castwe. -:3 WAWWICK. And I'll ^-^ keep UwU Wondon with my sowdiews. -xDD NyOWFOWK. And I ^-^ to ÚwÚ Nyowfowk with my ÚwÚ fowwowews. ->_< MONTAGUE. And I x3 unto OwO the >_< sea, ^-^ fwom :3 whence I x3 came. ->_< Exeunt OwO the OwO YOWKISTS -KING HENRY. And OwO I, with >w< gwief ÚwÚ and xDD sowwow, ^-^ to OwO the couwt. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET ÚwÚ and OwO the PRINCE >_< OF :33 WAWES - -EXETER. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the uWu Queen, uWu whose looks uWu bewway xDD hew ;;w;; angew. -I'll >_< steaw >_> away. -KING HENRY. ^.^ Exetew, OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom me; I uWu wiww follow thee. -KING HENRY. Be :3 patient, gentwe queen, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >_> stay. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO Who can >w< be uWu patient in such extremes? -xDD Ah, wwetched ^w^ man! Wouwd I xDD had ;;w;; died :3 a ;;w;; maid, -And never uWu seen ^.^ thee, never ÚwÚ bownye ÚwÚ thee UwU son, ->_< Seeing :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ pwov'd OwO so uWu unnyatuwaw :3 a ^-^ fathew! -;;w;; Hath ^.^ he deserv'd ^-^ to wose his biwthwight ^.^ thus? -uWu Hadst :3 thou uWu but :33 wov'd him half OwO so ;;w;; weww as OwO I, -Ow ;;w;; fewt UwU that pain ;;w;; which I >_> did uWu fow him once, -Ow uWu nyouwish'd him as I >_> did with my blood, -Thou wouldst ^.^ have weft >w< thy ;;w;; deawest heart-blood there ->_< Wathew than ^.^ have :3 made UwU that savage >_> duke UwU thinye heir, -And disinhewited UwU thinye only :33 son. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. Father, you cannyot disinhewit >_> me. ->w< If you >w< be ;;w;; King, x3 why shouwd ^.^ nyot I succeed? -KING HENRY. Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ Mawgawet; pawdon uWu me, ^w^ sweet :33 son. -The Eaww >_> of Warwick ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke ;;w;; enfowc'd >_> me. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Enfowc'd thee! Awt :3 thou UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD wiwt >w< be -fowc'd? -I ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ thee speak. xDD Ah, >_> timowous ^w^ wwetch! -Thou x3 hast undonye ÚwÚ thysewf, >w< thy UwU son, ÚwÚ and me; -And :3 giv'n x3 unto OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk such head -UwU As :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU weign uWu but uWu by theiw uWu suffewance. -ÚwÚ To ^w^ entaiw him ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; heiws x3 unto OwO the UwU cwown, -What :3 is ^.^ it uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< thy ^.^ sepuwchwe -And cweep OwO into ^.^ it :3 faw before >w< thy >_> time? -Warwick :3 is >w< Chancewwow ÚwÚ and OwO the lord >_> of OwO Cawais; -Stewn Fawconbwidge ÚwÚ commands OwO the narrow >_> seas; -The UwU Duke :3 is :3 made Protector >_> of OwO the :3 weawm; -And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be xDD safe? Such >_> safety ^.^ finds -The :3 twembwing ÚwÚ wamb >_< enviwonyed with wowves. -Had I >_< been there, ;;w;; which x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy woman, -The xDD sowdiews shouwd ^.^ have uWu toss'd me uWu on theiw uWu pikes -Before I would ^.^ have gwanted ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ act. -But :3 thou x3 pwefew'st >w< thy life before UwU thinye >_> honyouw; -And >_< seeing :3 thou dost, I here divorce ÚwÚ mysewf, -Both ^-^ fwom >w< thy table, Henry, ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 bed, -^.^ Untiw UwU that ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ pawwiament >w< be wepeaw'd -Wheweby my :3 son :3 is ÚwÚ disinhewited. -The nyowthewn uWu wowds UwU that ^.^ have >_> fowswown >w< thy colours -uWu Wiww follow ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ if UwU once uWu they UwU see them ^w^ spwead; -And UwU spwead uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ be, ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; fouw >w< disgwace -And xDD uttew ruin >_> of OwO the house >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I xDD weave thee. ^w^ Come, UwU son, wet's away; -Our ;;w;; awmy :3 is weady; xDD come, ^w^ we'ww aftew ^.^ them. -KING HENRY. >w< Stay, gentwe Margaret, ÚwÚ and hear me speak. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Thou x3 hast xDD spoke xDD too >w< much ;;w;; awweady; >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Gentwe :3 son Edwawd, :3 thou xDD wiwt stay with x3 me? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, ^-^ to >w< be murder'd uWu by his enyemies. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. When I xDD wetuwn with OwO victowy ^-^ fwom OwO the field -I'll UwU see >_> youw >w< Gwace; ÚwÚ tiww then I'll follow :3 hew. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Come, UwU son, away; ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ nyot wingew OwO thus. ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET ÚwÚ and OwO the PRINCE -KING HENRY. OwO Poow queen! OwO How love ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD hew :3 son -;;w;; Hath :3 made xDD hew >_< bweak >_< out OwO into >_> tewms >_> of rage! -xDD Weveng'd ^-^ may ^.^ she >w< be uWu on UwU that ^-^ hatefuw Duke, -uWu Whose :33 haughty ^.^ spiwit, >w< winged with desiwe, -uWu Wiww uWu cost my UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and >_< wike OwO an uWu empty UwU eagwe -^w^ Tiwe uWu on OwO the ^.^ fwesh >_> of me ÚwÚ and >_> of my >_< son! -The woss >_> of x3 those three uWu wowds >_< towments my ÚwÚ heawt. -I'll wwite x3 unto ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and entweat them ^-^ faiw; -^w^ Come, uWu cousin, you uWu shaww >w< be OwO the messenger. -EXETER. And OwO I, I hope, uWu shaww weconciwe them all. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -UwU Sandaw :33 Castwe, ;;w;; nyeaw Wakefiewd, in Yorkshire - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :3 WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MONTAGUE - -:33 WICHAWD. xDD Bwothew, >w< though I >w< be youngest, ^w^ give me weave. ->_< EDWAWD. No, I can better xDD pway OwO the owatow. ->_< MONTAGUE. But I ^.^ have reasons >w< stwong ÚwÚ and :3 fowcibwe. - -x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK - -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, >_< sons ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwothew! at :3 a ^w^ stwife? -What :3 is >_> youw quarrel? OwO How >_< began ^.^ it first? ->_< EDWAWD. :3 Nyo ^-^ quawwew, uWu but :3 a ^w^ swight contention. -^.^ YOWK. About ;;w;; what? -:33 WICHAWD. About UwU that ;;w;; which UwU concewns >_> youw OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and us- -The :3 cwown >_> of >_> Engwand, fathew, ;;w;; which :3 is ^w^ youws. -^.^ YOWK. Minye, x3 boy? :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww UwU King ^-^ Henwy >w< be UwU dead. -:33 WICHAWD. Your ^.^ wight depends ^.^ nyot uWu on his life ^w^ ow :33 death. ->_< EDWAWD. Nyow you awe heir, OwO thewefowe enjoy ^.^ it OwO nyow. -By giving OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew xDD weave ^-^ to x3 bweathe, -^w^ It uWu wiww uWu outwun you, fathew, in OwO the OwO end. -^.^ YOWK. I took OwO an OwO oath UwU that ^.^ he shouwd x3 quietwy OwO weign. ->_< EDWAWD. But uWu fow :3 a :3 kingdom ^-^ any OwO oath ^-^ may >w< be broken: -I would >_< bweak :3 a ^w^ thousand oaths ^-^ to UwU weign ^-^ onye xDD yeaw. -:33 WICHAWD. Nyo; :3 God fowbid >_> youw OwO Gwace shouwd >w< be ^-^ fowswown. -^.^ YOWK. I uWu shaww ^.^ be, ^-^ if I OwO cwaim uWu by open waw. -:33 WICHAWD. I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww hear me speak. -^.^ YOWK. Thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, :3 son; ^.^ it :3 is >_> impossibwe. -:33 WICHAWD. An OwO oath :3 is >_> of nyo :3 moment, being ^.^ nyot took -Before :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ and lawful >_> magistwate -:33 That ;;w;; hath authowity xDD uvw him UwU that uWu sweaws. -^-^ Henwy xDD had x3 nyonye, uWu but >_> did usurp OwO the >w< pwace; ->_> Then, >_< seeing 'twas ^.^ he UwU that :3 made you ^-^ to OwO depose, -Your ^-^ oath, my lord, :3 is vain ÚwÚ and OwO fwivowous. -:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to arms. And, fathew, ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ think -OwO How ^w^ sweet :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to wear :3 a UwU cwown, -xDD Within uWu whose ^.^ ciwcuit :3 is uWu Ewysium -And >w< aww UwU that poets feign >_> of bliss ÚwÚ and OwO joy. -UwU Why ^-^ do ^-^ we wingew ^.^ thus? I cannyot west -^.^ Untiw OwO the >_> white wose UwU that I wear >w< be dy'd ->_< Even in OwO the >w< wukewawm UwU bwood >_> of Henry's ÚwÚ heawt. -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Wichawd, enyough; I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow ^-^ die. -xDD Bwothew, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ to UwU Wondon ÚwÚ pwesentwy -And :33 whet uWu on Warwick ^-^ to :3 this OwO entewpwise. -uWu Thou, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ shawt ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk -And tell him privily >_> of ^-^ ouw intent. -:3 You, Edwawd, uWu shaww x3 unto my Wowd ÚwÚ Cobham, -x3 With xDD whom OwO the :33 Kentishmen uWu wiww willingly x3 wise; -UwU In them I twust, uWu fow uWu they awe soldiers, -xDD Witty, :33 couwteous, ^-^ wibewaw, :33 fuww >_> of spirit. -OwO Whiwe you awe ;;w;; thus xDD empwoy'd, what :3 westeth ^-^ mowe -But UwU that I >w< seek >w< occasion how ^-^ to ÚwÚ wise, -And ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU King ^.^ nyot >_< pwivy ^-^ to my ;;w;; dwift, -Nyow ^-^ any >_> of OwO the house >_> of >w< Wancastew? - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -But, >_> stay. What x3 nyews? UwU Why ;;w;; com'st :3 thou in such ÚwÚ post? -MESSENGEW. The Queen with >w< aww OwO the nyowthewn >_< eawws ÚwÚ and uWu wowds -^.^ Intend here ^-^ to UwU besiege you in >_> youw OwO castwe. -She :3 is ^-^ hawd uWu by with twenty ^w^ thousand ^w^ men; -And OwO thewefowe fortify >_> youw >_< howd, my :33 wowd. -^.^ YOWK. >w< Ay, with my ^w^ swowd. >_< What! think'st :3 thou UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw >w< them? ->_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wichawd, you uWu shaww stay with me; -UwU My bwothew Montague uWu shaww OwO post ^-^ to Wondon. ->_> Wet x3 nyobwe UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ Cobham, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, -x3 Whom ^-^ we ^.^ have weft protectors >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, -x3 With :33 pow'wfuw powicy OwO stwengthen themsewves -And xDD twust ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ Henwy :3 nyow his OwO oaths. ->_< MONTAGUE. xDD Bwothew, I ^.^ go; I'll ^.^ win ;;w;; them, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it not. -And ;;w;; thus UwU most humbly I ^-^ do UwU take my weave. Exit - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH ^.^ MOWTIMEW - -^.^ YOWK. Sir john ÚwÚ and Sir :33 Hugh ^-^ Mowtimew, >_< minye uncles! -You awe come ^-^ to UwU Sandaw in :3 a x3 happy ÚwÚ houw; -The ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the Queen UwU mean ^-^ to UwU besiege ÚwÚ us. -ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN. She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 nyeed; ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet xDD hew in OwO the fiewd. -^.^ YOWK. >_> What, with five ^w^ thousand ^.^ men? -:33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, with five ^-^ hundwed, fathew, uWu fow :3 a need. -OwO A :3 woman's :3 genyewaw; what shouwd ^-^ we feaw? -;;w;; [A mawch ^-^ afaw >_> off] ->_< EDWAWD. I hear theiw dwums. Let's xDD set ^-^ ouw x3 men in owdew, -And xDD issue :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid them ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ stwaight. -^.^ YOWK. ^.^ Five x3 men ^-^ to >_< twenty! ^-^ Though OwO the >_> odds >w< be >_> gweat, -I x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, uncwe, >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< victowy. ->_> Many :3 a ^-^ battwe ^.^ have I xDD won in UwU Fwance, -When as OwO the enemy ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< ten ^-^ to UwU onye; -UwU Why shouwd I ^.^ nyot :3 nyow ^.^ have OwO the >_< wike uWu success? >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between UwU Sandaw >_> Castwe ÚwÚ and Wakefield - -Awawum. x3 Entew xDD WUTWAND ÚwÚ and his >_> TUTOW - -:3 WUTWAND. xDD Ah, :33 whithew uWu shaww I UwU fwy ^-^ to ^w^ scape theiw ^-^ hands? -xDD Ah, tutor, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe bwoody Cwiffowd UwU comes! - -x3 Entew OwO CWIFFOWD ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -CLIFFORD. :33 Chapwain, >w< away! x3 Thy OwO pwiesthood ;;w;; saves >w< thy wife. -UwU As uWu fow OwO the OwO bwat >_> of :3 this accursed duke, -uWu Whose fathew slew my fathew, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ die. -UwU TUTOW. And OwO I, my lord, uWu wiww bear him :33 company. -CLIFFORD. ;;w;; Sowdiews, away with :3 him! -UwU TUTOW. xDD Ah, uWu Cwiffowd, murder ^.^ nyot :3 this innyocent OwO chiwd, -Lest :3 thou >w< be hated uWu both >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and xDD man. -Exit, fowced x3 off uWu by xDD sowdiews -CLIFFORD. OwO How nyow, :3 is ^.^ he UwU dead >_> awweady? Ow :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; feaw -:33 That makes him :33 cwose his :3 eyes? I'll open ^.^ them. -:3 WUTWAND. ^w^ So looks OwO the OwO pent-up x3 wion o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch -:33 That twembwes uWu undew his devouring uWu paws; -And OwO so ^.^ he xDD wawks, insulting o'ew his xDD pwey, -And OwO so ^.^ he uWu comes, ^-^ to rend his wimbs asunder. -xDD Ah, gentwe uWu Cwiffowd, :33 kiww me with >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, -And ^.^ nyot with such :3 a x3 cwuew x3 thweat'nying xDD wook! -^.^ Sweet uWu Cwiffowd, hear me speak before I ^-^ die. -I x3 am xDD too UwU mean :3 a :33 subject uWu fow >w< thy >_> wwath; -Be :3 thou reveng'd uWu on ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and let me wive. -CLIFFORD. UwU In vain :3 thou :3 speak'st, UwU poow >w< boy; my >_< fathew's UwU bwood -;;w;; Hath stopp'd OwO the ÚwÚ passage xDD whewe >w< thy uWu wowds shouwd >_> entew. -:3 WUTWAND. ;;w;; Then let my >_< fathew's UwU bwood open ^.^ it x3 again: -ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a man, :3 and, uWu Cwiffowd, :33 cope with >_> him. -CLIFFORD. Had I >w< thy ;;w;; bwethwen ;;w;; hewe, theiw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and UwU thinye -Were ^.^ nyot wevenge uWu sufficient uWu fow me; -No, ^-^ if I uWu digg'd OwO up >w< thy ^-^ fowefathews' >_< gwaves -And :3 hung theiw rotten x3 coffins OwO up in ^.^ chains, -^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; swake >_< minye ^w^ iwe :3 nyow >_> ease my ÚwÚ heawt. -The OwO sight >_> of ^-^ any >_> of OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk -^-^ Is as :3 a :3 fuwy ^-^ to >_> towment my soul; -And ÚwÚ tiww I >w< woot >_< out theiw accursed xDD winye -And xDD weave ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye alive, I live in ÚwÚ heww. -Thewefowe- -:3 WUTWAND. :33 O, let me pray before I UwU take my >_< death! -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee I pray: ^w^ sweet uWu Cwiffowd, ^-^ pity >_> me. -CLIFFORD. Such ^-^ pity as my >w< wapiew's point >_> affowds. -:3 WUTWAND. I never >_> did ÚwÚ thee ^w^ hawm; x3 why xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ sway x3 me? -CLIFFORD. x3 Thy fathew >_> hath. -:3 WUTWAND. But 'twas ewe I ÚwÚ was uWu bown. -Thou x3 hast ^-^ onye :3 son; uWu fow his :33 sake ^-^ pity uWu me, -Lest in wevenge thereof, x3 sith :3 God :3 is UwU just, -ÚwÚ He >w< be as miserably OwO swain as :3 I. -xDD Ah, let me live in pwison >w< aww my ^.^ days; -And when I ^w^ give >w< occasion >_> of OwO offence -;;w;; Then let me x3 die, uWu fow :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast nyo ^.^ cause. -CLIFFORD. :3 Nyo xDD cause! -x3 Thy fathew slew my uWu fathew; ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ die. >_> [Stabs xDD him] -:3 WUTWAND. ^-^ Di ^w^ faciant xDD waudis xDD summa ^-^ sit >w< ista >_> tuae! ;;w;; [Dies] -CLIFFORD. Pwantagenyet, I xDD come, Pwantagenyet; -And :3 this >w< thy son's UwU bwood :33 cweaving ^-^ to my OwO bwade -:33 Shaww wust x3 upon my >_< weapon, ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy blood, -xDD Congeaw'd with this, ^-^ do ^-^ make me wipe x3 off >_> both. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - -Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK - -^.^ YOWK. The ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the Queen ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO the fiewd. -UwU My UwU uncwes uWu both awe OwO swain in uWu wescuing me; -And >w< aww my followers ^-^ to OwO the OwO eagew ÚwÚ foe -OwO Tuwn xDD back ÚwÚ and fly, >_< wike ^-^ ships before OwO the wind, -Ow lambs ;;w;; puwsu'd uWu by hungew-stawved wowves. -UwU My x3 sons- :3 God knows what ;;w;; hath bechanced them; -But :3 this I >_> knyow- uWu they ^.^ have >_> demean'd themsewves -;;w;; Wike x3 men :3 bown ^-^ to UwU wenyown uWu by life ^w^ ow :33 death. ->_< Thwee xDD times >_> did Richard ^-^ make :3 a wanye ^-^ to uWu me, -And ÚwÚ thwice :3 cwied ;;w;; 'Couwage, ^-^ fathew! fight ^.^ it >_< out.' -And :33 fuww as ^w^ oft came >_< Edwawd ^-^ to my >_> side -x3 With xDD puwpwe >_< fawchion, ^w^ painted ^-^ to OwO the hiwt -UwU In UwU bwood >_> of x3 those UwU that xDD had UwU encount'wed >_> him. -And when OwO the ^w^ hawdiest ;;w;; wawwiows >_> did x3 wetiwe, -Richard :3 cwied 'Charge, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give nyo foot >_> of gwound!' -And :3 cwied 'A UwU cwown, ^w^ ow ewse :3 a ^w^ gwowious >_< tomb! -OwO A >_< sceptwe, ^w^ ow OwO an earthly UwU sepuwchwe!' -x3 With :3 this ^-^ we OwO chawg'd ÚwÚ again; uWu but >_< out awas! -We ^w^ bodg'd ÚwÚ again; as I ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a >w< swan -x3 With :33 bootwess >_< wabouw OwO swim x3 against OwO the >_< tide -And uWu spend xDD hew OwO stwength with xDD uvw-matching OwO waves. -;;w;; [A ^-^ showt :3 awawum ^w^ within] -xDD Ah, xDD hawk! The :33 fataw followers ^-^ do >_< puwsue, -And I x3 am ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and cannyot UwU fwy theiw fury; -And ;;w;; wewe I ^w^ stwong, I would ^.^ nyot :3 shun theiw fury. -The sands awe nyumb'wed UwU that ^-^ make OwO up my life; -;;w;; Hewe >w< must I ÚwÚ stay, ÚwÚ and here my life >w< must OwO end. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, CLIFFORD, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, -OwO the PRINCE >_< OF WALES, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -^w^ Come, bwoody uWu Cwiffowd, xDD wough ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, -I dare >_> youw :3 quenchwess :3 fuwy ^-^ to ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wage; -I x3 am >_> youw :3 butt, ÚwÚ and I >_> abide >_> youw shot. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Yield ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< mewcy, >_> pwoud ^-^ Pwantagenyet. -CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, ^-^ to such UwU mewcy as his ruthless arm -x3 With downwight ;;w;; payment show'd x3 unto my father. -Nyow ÚwÚ Phaethon ;;w;; hath tumbwed ^-^ fwom his xDD caw, -And :3 made OwO an evening at OwO the nyoontide pwick. -^.^ YOWK. UwU My ^w^ ashes, as OwO the phoenyix, ^-^ may bwing :3 fowth -OwO A biwd UwU that uWu wiww wevenge x3 upon you uWu aww; -And in UwU that >w< hope I thwow >_< minye eyes ^-^ to UwU heaven, -Scorning >_> whate'ew you can affwict me OwO with. -UwU Why come you not? >_< What! ;;w;; muwtitudes, ÚwÚ and feaw? -CLIFFORD. ^w^ So cowards fight when uWu they can UwU fwy nyo :33 fuwthew; -^w^ So doves ^-^ do ^w^ peck OwO the >w< fawcon's ^.^ piewcing xDD tawons; -^w^ So desperate thieves, >w< aww uWu hopewess >_> of theiw x3 wives, -ÚwÚ Bweathe >_< out >w< invectives >w< 'gainst OwO the >_> officews. -^.^ YOWK. :3 O uWu Cwiffowd, uWu but >_< bethink ÚwÚ thee UwU once uWu again, -And in >w< thy ^w^ thought o'errun my fowmew time; -And, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst uWu fow bwushing, view :3 this ;;w;; face, -And bite >w< thy :33 tongue UwU that swandews him with ^w^ cowawdice -uWu Whose :3 fwown ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and UwU fwy ewe x3 this! -CLIFFORD. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 bandy with ÚwÚ thee >_> wowd uWu fow ;;w;; wowd, -But uWu buckwew with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ bwows, ^w^ twice two uWu fow ^w^ onye. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ Howd, ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ Cwiffowd; uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ causes -I would prolong :3 awhiwe OwO the x3 twaitow's wife. -Wrath makes him UwU deaf; speak thou, ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^-^ Howd, Clifford! ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu honyouw him OwO so >w< much -ÚwÚ To :3 pwick >w< thy fingew, >w< though ^-^ to x3 wound his ÚwÚ heawt. -What valour ;;w;; wewe it, when :3 a >_> cuw doth gwin, ->_< Fow ^-^ onye ^-^ to OwO thwust his hand :3 between his x3 teeth, -When ^.^ he UwU might x3 spuwn him with his foot >_> away? -^w^ It :3 is waw's UwU pwize ^-^ to UwU take >w< aww vantages; -And >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye :3 is nyo >_< impeach >_> of vawouw. -^.^ [They uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on UwU YOWK, ^-^ who >w< stwuggwes] -CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, OwO so ^.^ stwives OwO the ^-^ woodcock with OwO the ^w^ gin. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ So doth OwO the xDD cony OwO stwuggwe in OwO the ÚwÚ nyet. -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So ;;w;; twiumph ;;w;; thieves x3 upon theiw conquer'd ^-^ booty; -^w^ So OwO twue x3 men yield, with >w< wobbews OwO so xDD o'ew-match'd. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. What would >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ have x3 donye x3 unto him ^w^ nyow? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Bwave wawwiows, Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, -^w^ Come, ^-^ make him ^.^ stand x3 upon :3 this OwO mowehiww here -:33 That ^w^ waught at uWu mountains with xDD outstwetched uWu awms, ->_> Yet x3 pawted uWu but OwO the ;;w;; shadow with his hand. ->_> What, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you UwU that would >w< be England's king? -xDD Was't you UwU that OwO weveww'd in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pawwiament -And :3 made :3 a pweachment >_> of >_> youw UwU high descent? -:3 Whewe awe >_> youw UwU mess >_> of >_< sons ^-^ to xDD back you ^w^ nyow? -The >_< wanton >_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< wusty ^w^ Geowge? -And ^w^ whewe's UwU that ÚwÚ vawiant cwook-back pwodigy, -ÚwÚ Dicky >_> youw OwO boy, UwU that with his :33 gwumbwing >w< voice ->_> Was UwU wont ^-^ to :33 cheew his xDD dad in OwO mutinyies? -Or, with OwO the rest, xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw dawwing Rutland? -Look, Yowk: I :33 stain'd :3 this nyapkin with OwO the UwU bwood -:33 That ÚwÚ vawiant Cwiffowd with his >w< wapiew's point -^w^ Made xDD issue ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the >w< boy; -And ^-^ if UwU thinye eyes can >w< watew uWu fow his >_< death, -I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this ^-^ to OwO dwy >w< thy x3 cheeks :3 withaw. -^.^ Awas, UwU poow uWu Yowk! uWu but UwU that I UwU hate ÚwÚ thee deadly, -I shouwd >_> wament >w< thy xDD misewabwe state. -I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< gwieve ^-^ to ^-^ make me uWu mewwy, ^w^ Yowk. ->_> What, ;;w;; hath >w< thy :33 fiewy OwO heawt OwO so pawch'd UwU thinye entrails -:33 That ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< teaw can ^-^ faww uWu fow :33 Wutwand's UwU death? -UwU Why art :3 thou :3 patient, man? Thou shouldst >w< be mad; -And I ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee mad ^-^ do xDD mock ÚwÚ thee OwO thus. -Stamp, >w< wave, ÚwÚ and fret, UwU that I ^-^ may sing ÚwÚ and dance. -Thou wouldst >w< be UwU fee'd, I >_> see, ^-^ to ^-^ make me :33 spowt; -uWu Yowk cannyot speak unwess ^.^ he wear :3 a ^w^ cwown. -OwO A :3 cwown uWu fow >_> Yowk!-and, x3 wowds, bow low ^-^ to >_> him. -Hold you his ^.^ hands UwU whiwst I ^-^ do xDD set ^.^ it x3 on. -OwO [Putting :3 a paper :3 cwown uWu on his OwO head] ->w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow looks ^.^ he >_< wike :3 a king! ->w< Ay, :3 this :3 is ^.^ he UwU that took UwU King Henry's ^w^ chaiw, -And :3 this :3 is ^.^ he ÚwÚ was his >w< adopted :33 heiw. -But how :3 is ^.^ it UwU that gweat Plantagenet -^-^ Is xDD cwown'd OwO so >_> soon ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke his sowemn >_> oath? -UwU As I >_< bethink uWu me, you shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU King -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ ouw UwU King ^-^ Henwy xDD had shook ^.^ hands with :33 death. -And uWu wiww you OwO pawe >_> youw head in Henry's ^-^ gwowy, -And x3 wob his OwO tempwes >_> of OwO the diadem, -Nyow in his xDD wife, x3 against >_> youw holy >_> oath? -:33 O, 'tis :3 a fauwt xDD too xDD too -^-^ Off with OwO the :3 cwown ÚwÚ and with OwO the :3 cwown his ÚwÚ head; -And, UwU whiwst ^-^ we x3 bweathe, UwU take UwU time ^-^ to ^-^ do him UwU dead. -CLIFFORD. :33 That :3 is my >_> office, uWu fow my >_< fathew's sake. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Nyay, stay; wet's hear OwO the OwO owisons ^.^ he ÚwÚ makes. -^.^ YOWK. She-wolf >_> of UwU Fwance, uWu but >_< wowse than wolves >_> of UwU Fwance, -uWu Whose :33 tongue ^-^ mowe OwO poisons than OwO the >_> addew's xDD tooth! -OwO How iww-beseeming :3 is ^.^ it in >w< thy sex -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; twiumph >_< wike OwO an Amazonyian >_< twuww -:3 Upon theiw ^.^ woes xDD whom >_> fowtunye x3 captivates! -But UwU that >w< thy ;;w;; face :3 is visawd-wike, unchanging, -^w^ Made impudent with ;;w;; use >_> of evil >_< deeds, -I would :3 assay, >_> pwoud queen, ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^.^ bwush. -ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee :3 whence :3 thou cam'st, >_> of xDD whom deriv'd, -Were ÚwÚ shame enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame ^.^ thee, ^w^ wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot ;;w;; shamewess. -x3 Thy fathew uWu beaws OwO the type >_> of UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, -x3 Of uWu both OwO the Sicils ÚwÚ and ^-^ Jewusawem, ->_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< weawthy as OwO an Engwish :3 yeoman. -;;w;; Hath UwU that UwU poow ÚwÚ monyawch ^w^ taught ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to xDD insuwt? -^w^ It ^.^ nyeeds ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ it :33 boots ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, >_> pwoud ;;w;; queen; ->_< Unwess OwO the adage >w< must >w< be vewified, -:33 That >_< beggaws x3 mounted run theiw horse ^-^ to :33 death. -^.^ 'Tis x3 beauty UwU that doth ^w^ oft ^-^ make >w< women uWu pwoud; -But, :3 God ÚwÚ He knows, >w< thy share thereof :3 is small. -^.^ 'Tis :3 viwtue UwU that doth ^-^ make them UwU most admiw'd; -The contrary doth ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee wond'red OwO at. -^.^ 'Tis government UwU that makes them ÚwÚ seem x3 divinye; -The UwU want thereof makes ÚwÚ thee x3 abominyabwe. -Thou art as >w< opposite ^-^ to every good -UwU As OwO the >_> Antipodes awe x3 unto >w< us, -Ow as OwO the ^-^ south ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ septentwion. -:3 O :3 tigew's OwO heawt xDD wwapp'd in :3 a :3 woman's hide! -OwO How uWu couwdst :3 thou ^.^ dwain OwO the life-blood >_> of OwO the OwO chiwd, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid OwO the fathew wipe his eyes ^-^ withaw, -And ÚwÚ yet >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to bear :3 a :3 woman's face? -xDD Women awe soft, >_< miwd, pitiful, ÚwÚ and >_< fwexibwe: -Thou stewn, ^w^ obduwate, fwinty, :3 wough, wemowsewess. -OwO Bid'st :3 thou me rage? ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy x3 wish; -Wouldst ^.^ have me xDD weep? ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy wiww; ->_< Fow >_< waging ^.^ wind uWu bwows OwO up :33 incessant ÚwÚ showews, -And when OwO the ;;w;; wage allays, OwO the ;;w;; wain x3 begins. -^.^ These ;;w;; teaws awe my ^w^ sweet :33 Wutwand's ;;w;; obsequies; -And every >_> dwop x3 cwies ;;w;; vengeance uWu fow his death -'Gainst ^.^ thee, feww uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, false Frenchwoman. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Beshwew uWu me, uWu but his ^.^ passions move me OwO so -:33 That hardly can I >_< check my eyes ^-^ fwom uWu teaws. -^.^ YOWK. :33 That ;;w;; face >_> of his OwO the x3 hungwy cannyibaws -Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< touch'd, would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :33 stain'd with bwood; -But you awe ^-^ mowe inhuman, ^-^ mowe :3 inyexowabwe- -:33 O, >w< ten xDD times >w< mowe- than ;;w;; tigews >_> of Hywcanyia. -^w^ See, ruthless queen, :3 a hapwess >_< fathew's uWu teaws. -:3 This :33 cwoth :3 thou dipp'dst in UwU bwood >_> of my ^w^ sweet OwO boy, -And I with ;;w;; teaws ^-^ do wash OwO the UwU bwood >_> away. -Keep :3 thou OwO the nyapkin, ÚwÚ and >w< go boast >_> of ^.^ this; -And ^-^ if :3 thou >_> teww'st OwO the :33 heavy story >_< wight, -:3 Upon my >_> souw, OwO the >w< heawews uWu wiww shed teaws; -xDD Yea, x3 even my :33 foes uWu wiww shed fast-falling ;;w;; teaws -And uWu say ÚwÚ 'Awas, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< piteous uWu deed!' -Thewe, UwU take OwO the UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and with OwO the :3 cwown my ^.^ cuwse; -And in >w< thy :3 nyeed such comfort come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee -UwU As :3 nyow I :33 weap at >w< thy xDD too x3 cwuew UwU hand! -Hard-hearted uWu Cwiffowd, UwU take me ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -UwU My ^w^ souw ^-^ to UwU heaven, my UwU bwood x3 upon >_> youw uWu heads! -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Had ^.^ he >_< been uWu swaughtew-man ^-^ to >w< aww my kin, -I shouwd ^.^ nyot uWu fow my life uWu but weep with ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ To UwU see how inwy UwU sowwow :33 gwipes his ÚwÚ souw. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> What, weeping-ripe, my Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand? -:33 Think uWu but x3 upon OwO the :33 wwong ^.^ he >_> did OwO us aww, -And UwU that uWu wiww >_> quickwy OwO dwy >w< thy melting uWu teaws. -CLIFFORD. Here's uWu fow my ^-^ oath, >w< hewe's uWu fow my >_< fathew's :33 death. ->_> [Stabbing xDD him] -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And >w< hewe's ^-^ to ^.^ wight ^-^ ouw gentle-hearted xDD king. ->_> [Stabbing xDD him] -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Open x3 Thy xDD gate >_> of >w< mewcy, >_< gwacious God! -UwU My ^w^ souw flies OwO thwough ^.^ these wounds ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out ;;w;; Thee. -;;w;; [Dies] -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ Off with his uWu head, ÚwÚ and xDD set ^.^ it uWu on uWu Yowk ^.^ gates; -^w^ So uWu Yowk ^-^ may ^w^ uvwwook OwO the ^-^ town >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO A ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ Mowtimew's Cwoss in ^.^ Hewefowdshiwe - -OwO A UwU mawch. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :3 WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and theiw power - ->_< EDWAWD. I wonder how ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy fathew ;;w;; scap'd, -Ow whethew ^.^ he >w< be xDD scap'd away ^w^ ow nyo -From :3 Cwiffowd's ÚwÚ and :3 Nyowthumbewwand's pursuit. -Had ^.^ he >_< been ta'en, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have heard OwO the news; -Had ^.^ he >_< been slain, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have heard OwO the news; -Ow xDD had ^.^ he ;;w;; scap'd, >w< methinks ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have heard -The x3 happy >_< tidings >_> of his good UwU escape. -OwO How fares my xDD bwothew? UwU Why :3 is ^.^ he OwO so sad? -:33 WICHAWD. I cannyot ^.^ joy xDD untiw I >w< be resolv'd -:3 Whewe ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight ÚwÚ vawiant fathew :3 is uWu become. -I ^-^ saw him in OwO the ^-^ battwe ^.^ wange >w< about, -And ^w^ watch'd him how ^.^ he ^w^ singwed Cwiffowd fowth. -uWu Methought ^.^ he ^-^ bowe him in OwO the OwO thickest >_< twoop -UwU As doth :3 a x3 wion in :3 a hewd >_> of nyeat; -Ow as :3 a ^-^ beaw, uWu encompass'd x3 wound with UwU dogs, -OwO Who having ^.^ pinch'd :3 a xDD few ÚwÚ and :3 made them cwy, -The west ^.^ stand >w< aww aloof ÚwÚ and bark at >_> him. -^w^ So ^.^ faw'd ^-^ ouw fathew with his enemies; -^w^ So xDD fwed his >_> enyemies my ^.^ wawwike father. -x3 Methinks 'tis UwU pwize enough ^-^ to >w< be his :33 son. -^w^ See how OwO the xDD mownying uWu opes xDD hew gowden ^w^ gates -And ^-^ takes xDD hew faweweww >_> of OwO the ^w^ gwowious OwO sun. -OwO How ;;w;; weww wesembwes ^.^ it OwO the >_> pwime >_> of youth, -Trimm'd >_< wike :3 a xDD younkew prancing ^-^ to his ^w^ wuv! ->_< EDWAWD. OwO Dazzwe >_< minye >_> eyes, ^w^ ow ^-^ do I UwU see three ^.^ suns? -:33 WICHAWD. >_< Thwee ^w^ gwowious suns, OwO each ^-^ onye :3 a pewfect ;;w;; sun; -:3 Nyot separated with OwO the racking ÚwÚ cwouds, -But UwU sevew'd in :3 a OwO pawe >_< cweaw-shinying ÚwÚ sky. -^w^ See, >w< see! uWu they uWu join, embrace, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< kiss, -UwU As ^-^ if uWu they ÚwÚ vow'd >w< some >_> weague :3 inviowabwe. -Nyow awe uWu they uWu but ^-^ onye lamp, ^-^ onye >_< wight, ^-^ onye OwO sun. -UwU In :3 this OwO the >w< heaven :33 figuwes >w< some >_> event. ->_< EDWAWD. ^.^ 'Tis :3 wondwous stwange, OwO the >_< wike ÚwÚ yet never heard >_> of. -I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it cites >w< us, :33 bwothew, ^-^ to OwO the field, -:33 That >_> we, OwO the >_< sons >_> of bwave Pwantagenyet, ->_> Each ^-^ onye already >w< bwazing uWu by ^-^ ouw >_< meeds, -;;w;; Shouwd x3 nyotwithstanding >_> join ^-^ ouw lights >_> togethew -And overshine OwO the :3 eawth, as :3 this OwO the world. -uWu Whate'ew ^.^ it ÚwÚ bodes, henceforward uWu wiww I bear -:3 Upon my tawget three fair shining ÚwÚ suns. -:33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, bear three daughtews- uWu by >_> youw xDD weave I speak it, -You love OwO the ÚwÚ bweedew better than OwO the :33 mawe. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, xDD bwowing - -But what art thou, uWu whose :33 heavy looks foweteww -uWu Some dreadful story :33 hanging uWu on >w< thy tongue? -MESSENGEW. xDD Ah, ^-^ onye UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 woefuw xDD wookew-on -When as OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ was slain, -Your >_< pwincewy fathew ÚwÚ and my :33 woving wowd! ->_< EDWAWD. :33 O, speak nyo ;;w;; mowe! uWu fow I ^.^ have heard xDD too ^w^ much. -:33 WICHAWD. Say how ^.^ he :33 died, uWu fow I uWu wiww hear ^.^ it all. -MESSENGEW. Enviwonyed ^.^ he ÚwÚ was with many uWu foes, -And ÚwÚ stood x3 against them as OwO the >w< hope >_> of ^-^ Twoy -uWu Against OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks UwU that would ^.^ have ent'red >w< Twoy. -But xDD Hewcuwes ^-^ himsewf >w< must ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to odds; -And many xDD stwokes, >w< though with :3 a wittwe ^w^ axe, -uWu Hews ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fewws OwO the ^-^ hawdest-timbew'd >_> oak. -By many ^.^ hands >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ was ^-^ subdu'd; -But only >_< swaught'wed uWu by OwO the ireful arm -x3 Of unwewenting Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu Queen, -OwO Who xDD cwown'd OwO the >_< gwacious UwU Duke in UwU high >_> despite, -Laugh'd in his ^.^ face; ÚwÚ and when with >w< gwief ^.^ he wept, -The ruthless Queen >_> gave him ^-^ to OwO dwy his x3 cheeks -OwO A nyapkin ÚwÚ steeped in OwO the harmless UwU bwood -x3 Of ^w^ sweet x3 young Wutwand, uWu by xDD wough Cwiffowd slain; -And aftew many ^w^ scowns, many ;;w;; fouw xDD taunts, -^.^ They took his uWu head, ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of uWu Yowk -^.^ They xDD set OwO the same; ÚwÚ and there ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ wemain, -The x3 saddest >w< spectacwe UwU that e'ew I view'd. ->_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Sweet UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, ^-^ ouw prop ^-^ to lean OwO upon, -Nyow :3 thou art gone, ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo staff, nyo >_> stay. -:3 O uWu Cwiffowd, :3 boist'wous uWu Cwiffowd, :3 thou x3 hast OwO swain -The flow'r >_> of Euwope uWu fow his chivawwy; -And tweachewouswy x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ vanquish'd ^w^ him, ->_< Fow hand ^-^ to hand ^.^ he would ^.^ have ^.^ vanquish'd thee. -Nyow my >_< souw's :33 pawace :3 is ÚwÚ become :3 a prison. -xDD Ah, would ^.^ she >_< bweak ^-^ fwom hence, UwU that :3 this my ÚwÚ body -OwO Might in OwO the gwound >w< be >_< cwosed OwO up in rest! ->_< Fow never ^w^ hencefowth uWu shaww I ^.^ joy ÚwÚ again; -OwO Nyevew, :3 O OwO nyevew, uWu shaww I UwU see ^-^ mowe OwO joy. -:33 WICHAWD. I cannyot ;;w;; weep, uWu fow >w< aww my body's xDD moistuwe -:3 Scawce sewves ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench my >w< fuwnyace-buwnying >_> heawt; -Nyow can my :33 tongue ^w^ unwoad my ^w^ heawt's gweat >_< buwden, ->_< Fow ;;w;; sewf-same ^.^ wind UwU that I shouwd speak withaw -^-^ Is ^w^ kindwing coaws UwU that fiwes >w< aww my ^w^ bweast, -And burns me OwO up with ^.^ fwames UwU that ;;w;; teaws would quench. -ÚwÚ To weep :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ make less OwO the UwU depth >_> of ^w^ gwief. -Tears then uWu fow uWu babes; uWu bwows ÚwÚ and wevenge uWu fow UwU me! -ÚwÚ Wichawd, I bear >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; I'll x3 venge >w< thy >_< death, -Ow die renowned uWu by x3 attempting it. ->_< EDWAWD. His name UwU that ÚwÚ vawiant >_> duke ;;w;; hath weft with thee; -His :33 dukedom ÚwÚ and his chair with me :3 is left. -:33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be UwU that >_< pwincewy eagle's bird, -Show >w< thy descent uWu by UwU gazing >w< 'gainst OwO the ;;w;; sun; ->_< Fow chair ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dukedom, UwU thwonye ÚwÚ and UwU kingdom, xDD say: -x3 Eithew UwU that :3 is thinye, ^w^ ow ewse :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot ^-^ his. - -xDD Mawch. x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, :33 MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ and theiw ;;w;; awmy - -:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow, fair UwU wowds! What ^.^ fawe? What UwU nyews OwO abwoad? -:33 WICHAWD. Great Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, ^-^ if ^-^ we shouwd UwU wecount -Our xDD bawefuw UwU nyews ÚwÚ and at OwO each word's dewivewance -Stab poinyawds in ^-^ ouw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww ;;w;; wewe xDD towd, -The uWu wowds would ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe xDD anguish than OwO the :33 wounds. -:3 O ÚwÚ vawiant lord, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is >w< swain! ->_< EDWAWD. :3 O UwU Wawwick, Warwick! UwU that Plantagenet -^w^ Which held ÚwÚ thee dearly as his >_< souw's xDD wedemption -^-^ Is uWu by OwO the >w< stewn Wowd Cwiffowd x3 donye ^-^ to :33 death. -:3 WAWWICK. xDD Ten >_< days >_< ago I ÚwÚ dwown'd ^.^ these UwU nyews in teaws; -And nyow, ^-^ to ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe measuwe ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ woes, -I come ^-^ to tell you >w< things x3 sith then >_> befaww'n. -:33 Aftew OwO the bwoody fway at Wakefield OwO fought, -:3 Whewe >_> youw bwave fathew breath'd his :3 watest gasp, -OwO Tidings, as >w< swiftwy as OwO the ;;w;; posts :33 couwd ^-^ wun, -Were ^w^ bwought me >_> of >_> youw woss ÚwÚ and his depart. -OwO I, then in London, keepew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, ->w< Mustew'd my soldiers, ^.^ gathewed flocks >_> of fwiends, -And vewy ;;w;; weww >w< appointed, as I thought, -March'd towawd x3 Saint UwU Awbans ^-^ to ^.^ intewcept OwO the uWu Queen, -:33 Beawing OwO the UwU King in my behawf ^.^ awong; ->_< Fow uWu by my ;;w;; scouts I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ advewtised -:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU coming with :3 a :33 fuww ^.^ intent -ÚwÚ To :3 dash ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate decree in ÚwÚ pawwiament -xDD Touching UwU King Henry's OwO oath ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 succession. ->_> Showt xDD tawe ^-^ to ^-^ make- ^-^ we at x3 Saint UwU Awbans met, -Our ^.^ battwes xDD join'd, ÚwÚ and uWu both ^-^ sides fiercely xDD fought; -But whethew 'twas OwO the cowdnyess >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, -OwO Who ^.^ wook'd :33 fuww gently uWu on his ^.^ wawwike queen, -:33 That ;;w;; wobb'd my xDD sowdiews >_> of theiw ^.^ heated spleen, -Ow whethew 'twas wepowt >_> of xDD hew >w< success, -Ow ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common ;;w;; feaw >_> of :3 Cwiffowd's rigour, -OwO Who OwO thundews ^-^ to his captives UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< death, -I cannyot judge; ;;w;; but, ^-^ to conclude with truth, -Their weapons >_< wike ^-^ to :3 wightnying came ÚwÚ and >w< went: -Our >_< sowdiews', >_< wike OwO the nyight-oww's wazy flight -Ow >_< wike OwO an :33 idwe thresher with :3 a ^.^ fwaiw, -x3 Feww gently down, as ^-^ if uWu they struck theiw >_< fwiends. -I cheer'd them OwO up with :33 justice >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ cause, -x3 With pwomise >_> of UwU high pay ÚwÚ and gweat :3 wewawds, -But >w< aww in :3 vain; uWu they xDD had nyo OwO heawt ^-^ to fight, -And ^-^ we in them nyo >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO the ÚwÚ day; -^w^ So UwU that ^-^ we fled: OwO the UwU King x3 unto OwO the Queen; -Wowd xDD Geowge >_> youw :33 bwothew, xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, -UwU In haste :33 post-haste awe come ^-^ to >_> join with OwO you; ->_< Fow in OwO the marches here ^-^ we heard you ;;w;; wewe -:33 Making another head ^-^ to fight again. ->_< EDWAWD. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, gentwe >_< Wawwick? -And when came xDD Geowge ^-^ fwom uWu Buwgundy ^-^ to Engwand? -:3 WAWWICK. uWu Some OwO six :3 miwes x3 off OwO the UwU Duke :3 is with OwO the UwU sowdiews; -And uWu fow >_> youw :33 bwothew, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was lately x3 sent -From >_> youw >w< kind aunt, Duchess >_> of Buwgundy, -x3 With aid >_> of xDD sowdiews ^-^ to :3 this :3 nyeedfuw waw. -:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 odds, ;;w;; bewike, when ÚwÚ vawiant Warwick ^-^ fwed. -Oft ^.^ have I heard his ^.^ pwaises in pursuit, -But :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow his OwO scandaw >_> of >w< wetiwe. -:3 WAWWICK. Nyow :3 nyow my scandal, ÚwÚ Wichawd, OwO dost :3 thou hear; ->_< Fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow :3 this >w< stwong ^.^ wight hand >_> of >_< minye -^w^ Can xDD pwuck OwO the diadem ^-^ fwom ^.^ faint Henry's head -And wwing OwO the awfuw OwO sceptwe ^-^ fwom his ^-^ fist, -Were ^.^ he as :3 famous ÚwÚ and as bowd in OwO waw -UwU As ^.^ he :3 is :33 fam'd uWu fow mildness, :3 peace, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwayew. -:33 WICHAWD. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, Wowd xDD Wawwick; blame me not. -^.^ 'Tis love I bear >w< thy glories makes me speak. -But in :3 this *hugs tightly* twoubwous UwU time ^w^ what's ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; donye? -:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go thwow away ^-^ ouw ;;w;; coats >_> of >_< steew -And ^-^ wwap ^-^ ouw OwO bodies in bwack :33 mouwnying-gowns, -:33 Nyumbewing ^-^ ouw ^w^ Ave-Mawies with ^-^ ouw ;;w;; beads? -Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu on OwO the ;;w;; hewmets >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 foes ->_> Teww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; devotion with wevengefuw >w< awms? ->w< If uWu fow OwO the ^w^ wast, uWu say ;;w;; 'Ay,' ÚwÚ and ^-^ to it, wowds. -:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Why, OwO thewefowe Warwick came ^-^ to >w< seek you ^-^ out; -And OwO thewefowe comes my bwothew :3 Montague. -x3 Attend uWu me, wowds. The >_> pwoud insulting uWu Queen, -x3 With Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 haught ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, -And >_> of theiw feathew many uWu moe >_> pwoud biwds, ->_< Have wrought OwO the OwO easy-mewting UwU King >_< wike wax. -ÚwÚ He :33 swowe consent ^-^ to >_> youw xDD succession, -His OwO oath :33 enwowwed in OwO the parliament; -And :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU Wondon >w< aww OwO the >w< cwew awe gonye -ÚwÚ To frustrate uWu both his OwO oath ÚwÚ and what >_> beside -May ^-^ make x3 against OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew. -Their :33 powew, I xDD think, :3 is OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand stwong. -Nyow ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, -x3 With >w< aww OwO the fwiends UwU that thou, bwave Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, -Amongst OwO the :33 woving ^-^ Wewshmen ^w^ canst :3 pwocuwe, -uWu Wiww uWu but ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to five ÚwÚ and twenty OwO thousand, -ÚwÚ Why, UwU Via! ^-^ to UwU Wondon uWu wiww ^-^ we mawch >w< amain, -And UwU once UwU again :33 bestwide ^-^ ouw OwO foaming >_< steeds, -And UwU once UwU again x3 cwy 'Chawge x3 upon ^-^ ouw x3 foes!' -But never UwU once UwU again xDD tuwn xDD back ÚwÚ and uWu fwy. -:33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, :3 nyow >w< methinks I hear gweat Warwick speak. -:33 Nye'ew ^-^ may ^.^ he live ^-^ to UwU see :3 a sunshinye :3 day -:33 That x3 cwies OwO 'Wetiwe!' ^-^ if Warwick ;;w;; bid him >_> stay. ->_< EDWAWD. Wowd UwU Wawwick, uWu on >w< thy shouwdew uWu wiww I ^w^ wean; -And when :3 thou uWu faiw'st- as :3 God fowbid OwO the ÚwÚ houw!- -Must >_< Edwawd fall, ;;w;; which peril >w< heaven OwO fowfend. -:3 WAWWICK. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, uWu but UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; -The next degree :3 is England's :33 woyaw thwonye, ->_< Fow UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be pwocwaim'd -UwU In every borough as ^-^ we xDD pass ^.^ awong; -And ^.^ he UwU that throws ^.^ nyot OwO up his ÚwÚ cap uWu fow ^.^ joy -:33 Shaww uWu fow OwO the fauwt ^-^ make uWu fowfeit >_> of his head. -UwU King Edwawd, ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ Wichawd, :3 Montague, -uWu Stay ^-^ we nyo longer, dweaming >_> of renown, -But :33 sound OwO the OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and about ^-^ ouw task. -:33 WICHAWD. >_> Then, uWu Cwiffowd, ;;w;; wewe >w< thy OwO heawt as ^-^ hawd as steel, -UwU As :3 thou x3 hast shown ^.^ it xDD fwinty uWu by >w< thy >_< deeds, -I come ^-^ to >w< piewce ^.^ it ^w^ ow ^-^ to ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee x3 minye. ->_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then strike OwO up dwums. :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint xDD Geowge uWu fow >_< us! - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? -MESSENGEW. The UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk >_> sends you >_> wowd uWu by me -The Queen :3 is UwU coming with :3 a uWu puissant OwO host, -And x3 cwaves >_> youw >_> company uWu fow :3 speedy x3 counsew. -:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ it sowts; bwave wawwiows, wet's >_> away. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Before uWu Yowk - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, OwO the PRINCE >_< OF WALES, CLIFFORD, ->w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets - -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Wewcome, my lord, ^-^ to :3 this bwave ^-^ town >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -Yondew's OwO the head >_> of UwU that arch-enemy -:33 That ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to >w< be uWu encompass'd with >_> youw ^w^ cwown. -^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the object :33 cheew >_> youw xDD heawt, my UwU wowd? -KING HENRY. >w< Ay, as OwO the wocks :33 cheew them UwU that ;;w;; feaw theiw wweck- -ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this ^-^ sight, ^.^ it iwks my vewy ÚwÚ souw. -xDD Withhowd ÚwÚ wevenge, dear ÚwÚ God; 'tis ^.^ nyot my UwU fauwt, -Nyow xDD wittingwy ^.^ have I >w< infwing'd my OwO vow. -CLIFFORD. UwU My >_< gwacious UwU wiege, :3 this xDD too >w< much lenity -And harmful ^-^ pity >w< must >w< be >_> waid OwO aside. -ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ do ^.^ wions UwU cast theiw gentwe looks? -:3 Nyot ^-^ to OwO the beast UwU that would usurp theiw den. -uWu Whose hand :3 is UwU that OwO the fowest bear doth ^.^ wick? -:3 Nyot his UwU that spoils xDD hew x3 young before xDD hew face. -OwO Who ^.^ scapes OwO the lurking serpent's x3 mowtaw xDD sting? -:3 Nyot ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ sets his foot x3 upon xDD hew ^w^ back, -The >w< smawwest wowm uWu wiww turn, being :33 twodden OwO on, -And doves uWu wiww ^w^ peck in >w< safeguawd >_> of theiw bwood. -^w^ Ambitious uWu Yowk >_> did ^w^ wevew at >w< thy UwU cwown, -Thou :33 smiwing >_< whiwe ^.^ he xDD knyit his :3 angwy OwO bwows. ->_< He, uWu but :3 a Duke, would ^.^ have his :3 son :3 a ^-^ king, -And ÚwÚ waise his xDD issue >_< wike :3 a :33 woving siwe: -uWu Thou, being :3 a ^-^ king, >_> bwess'd with :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy UwU son, ->w< Didst ÚwÚ yiewd consent ^-^ to disinhewit ^w^ him, -^w^ Which ^.^ awgued ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU most uWu unwoving father. -^-^ Unweasonyabwe cweatuwes :33 feed theiw ^.^ young; -And >w< though ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; face >w< be xDD feawfuw ^-^ to theiw >_> eyes, -xDD Yet, in >w< pwotection >_> of theiw >w< tendew onyes, -OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^w^ them- x3 even with x3 those x3 wings -^w^ Which sometime uWu they ^.^ have :33 us'd with xDD feawfuw fwight- -UwU Make OwO waw with him UwU that xDD cwimb'd x3 unto theiw nyest, -Offering theiw >_> own ;;w;; wives in theiw young's :3 defence ->_< Fow shame, my UwU wiege, ^-^ make them >_> youw precedent! -Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ pity UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy :3 boy -;;w;; Shouwd wose his biwthwight uWu by his >_< fathew's UwU fauwt, -And wong heweaftew uWu say x3 unto his >w< chiwd -;;w;; 'What my ÚwÚ gweat-gwandfathew ÚwÚ and :3 gwandsiwe ^w^ got -UwU My >_> cawewess fathew fondwy >_> gave away'? -xDD Ah, what :3 a ÚwÚ shame ;;w;; wewe x3 this! Wook uWu on OwO the >w< boy; -And let his >_< manwy ;;w;; face, ;;w;; which pwomiseth -Successful OwO fowtunye, >_< steew >w< thy melting OwO heawt -ÚwÚ To howd UwU thinye >_> own ÚwÚ and xDD weave UwU thinye >_> own with >_> him. -KING HENRY. >w< Fuww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hath Cwiffowd >_> pway'd OwO the orator, ->_> Infewwing arguments >_> of :3 mighty :3 fowce. -But, uWu Cwiffowd, tell uWu me, didst :3 thou never hear -:33 That >w< things i-iww ^w^ got xDD had >w< evew OwO bad uWu success? -And x3 happy :33 awways ÚwÚ was ^.^ it uWu fow UwU that :3 son -uWu Whose fathew uWu fow his hoarding went ^-^ to xDD heww? -I'll xDD weave my :3 son my ÚwÚ viwtuous deeds behind; -And would my fathew xDD had weft me nyo ;;w;; mowe! ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the west :3 is held at such :3 a ^.^ wate -UwU As brings :3 a UwU thousand-fowd ^-^ mowe cawe ^-^ to ^-^ keep ->w< Than in UwU possession ^-^ any :3 jot >_> of ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -xDD Ah, cousin uWu Yowk! would >w< thy :33 best fwiends >_> did xDD knyow -OwO How ^.^ it doth >w< gwieve me UwU that >w< thy head :3 is :3 hewe! -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU My lord, :33 cheew OwO up >_> youw spirits; ^-^ ouw :33 foes awe nigh, -And :3 this ^.^ soft :33 couwage makes >_> youw followers UwU faint. -You OwO pwomis'd knyighthood ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 fowwawd ^-^ son: -:33 Unsheathe >_> youw >_< swowd ÚwÚ and dub him >_> pwesentwy. -Edwawd, knyeew down. -KING HENRY. >_< Edwawd Pwantagenyet, xDD awise :3 a OwO knyight; -And learn :3 this ^.^ wesson: Draw >w< thy >_< swowd in >_> wight. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. UwU My >_< gwacious fathew, uWu by >_> youw >w< kingwy leave, -I'll dwaw ^.^ it as apparent ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, -And in UwU that >_< quawwew ;;w;; use ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. -CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that :3 is spoken >_< wike :3 a towawd pwince. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. UwU Woyaw :33 commandews, >w< be in ;;w;; weadinyess; ->_< Fow with :3 a >_< band >_> of OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand x3 men -x3 Comes UwU Wawwick, uWu backing >_> of OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, -And in OwO the ^.^ towns, as uWu they ^-^ do mawch awong, ->_< Pwocwaims him ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and many UwU fwy ^-^ to >_> him. -Darraign >_> youw battwe, uWu fow uWu they awe at hand. -CLIFFORD. I would >_> youw Highness would xDD depawt OwO the fiewd: -The Queen ;;w;; hath :33 best >_< success when you awe uWu absent. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, good my lord, ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD fowtunye. -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, that's my >_> fowtunye :33 too; OwO thewefowe I'll >_> stay. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Be ^.^ it with xDD wesowution, then, ^-^ to ^w^ fight. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. UwU My :33 woyaw fathew, :33 cheew ^.^ these x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, -And >_< heawten x3 those UwU that fight in >_> youw xDD defence. -:33 Unsheathe >_> youw ;;w;; swowd, good uWu fathew; x3 cwy ÚwÚ 'Saint ;;w;; Geowge!' - -xDD Mawch. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :33 GEOWGE, :3 WICHAWD, >w< WAWWICK, ->w< NyOWFOWK, :33 MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - ->_< EDWAWD. Nyow, :33 pewjuw'd Henry, xDD wiwt :3 thou knyeew uWu fow OwO gwace -And xDD set >w< thy diadem x3 upon my uWu head, -Ow xDD bide OwO the x3 mowtaw >_> fowtunye >_> of OwO the UwU fiewd? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. uWu Go ^.^ wate >w< thy ^w^ minyions, >_> pwoud insulting ÚwÚ boy. -:33 Becomes ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus bowd in >_> tewms -Before >w< thy x3 suvweign ÚwÚ and >w< thy lawful king? ->_< EDWAWD. I x3 am his ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he shouwd bow his ^.^ knyee. -I ÚwÚ was >w< adopted ÚwÚ heiw uWu by his ^.^ consent: -x3 Since xDD when, his OwO oath :3 is bwoke; for, as I OwO heaw, -You UwU that awe ;;w;; King, >w< though ^.^ he ^-^ do wear OwO the UwU cwown, ->_< Have caus'd him uWu by OwO nyew ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ pawwiament -ÚwÚ To ^-^ bwot >_< out me ÚwÚ and >w< put his >_> own :3 son in. -CLIFFORD. And reason xDD too: -OwO Who shouwd ÚwÚ succeed OwO the fathew uWu but OwO the xDD son? -:33 WICHAWD. uWu Awe you there, butchew? :33 O, I cannyot x3 speak! -CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, cwook-back, here I ^.^ stand ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ thee, -Ow ^-^ any >_< he, OwO the pwoudest >_> of >w< thy :33 sowt. -:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ 'Twas you UwU that xDD kiww'd x3 young Wutwand, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it not? -CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd Yowk, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot >_> satisfied. -:33 WICHAWD. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, x3 wowds, ^w^ give signal ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fight. -:3 WAWWICK. What xDD say'st thou, ;;w;; Henwy? uWu Wiwt :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the crown? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, uWu wong-tongu'd Warwick! >w< Dawe you speak? -When you ÚwÚ and I met at x3 Saint UwU Awbans last -Your >w< wegs >_> did better service than >_> youw hands. -:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Then 'twas my xDD tuwn ^-^ to fly, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow 'tis >w< thinye. -CLIFFORD. You ^w^ said OwO so >w< much OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you ^-^ fwed. -:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ nyot >_> youw valour, uWu Cwiffowd, :33 dwuv me >_> thence. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. No, :3 nyow >_> youw :3 manhood UwU that durst ^-^ make you >_> stay. -:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, I howd ÚwÚ thee :3 wevewentwy. -:33 Bweak x3 off OwO the pawwey; uWu fow scarce I can wefwain -The >_> execution >_> of my ^w^ big-swow'n OwO heawt -:3 Upon UwU that uWu Cwiffowd, UwU that x3 cwuew ;;w;; chiwd-kiwwew. -CLIFFORD. I slew >w< thy uWu fathew; ^.^ caww'st :3 thou him :3 a chiwd? -:33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, >_< wike :3 a ^-^ dastawd ÚwÚ and :3 a treacherous xDD cowawd, -UwU As :3 thou didst :33 kiww ^-^ ouw >w< tendew bwothew Wutwand; -But ewe sunset I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^w^ cuwse OwO the :3 deed. -KING HENRY. >_< Have x3 donye with x3 wowds, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and hear me speak. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Defy them then, ^w^ ow ewse howd :33 cwose >w< thy lips. -KING HENRY. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^w^ give nyo xDD wimits ^-^ to my ;;w;; tongue: -I x3 am :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and privileg'd ^-^ to speak. -CLIFFORD. UwU My UwU wiege, OwO the x3 wound UwU that bwed :3 this meeting here -Cannyot >w< be x3 cuw'd uWu by :33 wowds; OwO thewefowe >w< be ^.^ stiww. -:33 WICHAWD. >_> Then, UwU executionyew, :33 unsheathe >w< thy ^w^ swowd. -By :3 Him UwU that :3 made OwO us aww, I x3 am resolv'd -:33 That :3 Cwiffowd's :3 manhood :3 wies x3 upon his OwO tongue. ->_< EDWAWD. Say, Henry, uWu shaww I ^.^ have my >_< wight, ^w^ ow nyo? -OwO A ^w^ thousand x3 men ^.^ have x3 bwoke theiw >_> fasts OwO to-day -:33 That :33 nye'ew uWu shaww uWu dinye unwess :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the ^w^ cwown. -:3 WAWWICK. >w< If :3 thou deny, theiw UwU bwood x3 upon >w< thy ÚwÚ head; ->_< Fow uWu Yowk in :33 justice ^-^ puts his xDD awmouw x3 on. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. >w< If UwU that >w< be ^.^ wight ;;w;; which Warwick :33 says :3 is >_< wight, -Thewe :3 is nyo ^.^ wwong, uWu but every xDD thing :3 is >_> wight. -:33 WICHAWD. x3 Whoevew ^w^ got ^.^ thee, there >w< thy mothew ^.^ stands; ->_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy >_> mothew's OwO tongue. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. But :3 thou art neither >_< wike >w< thy ^-^ siwe :3 nyow UwU dam; -But >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw uWu misshapen UwU stigmatic, -Mark'd uWu by OwO the destinies ^-^ to >w< be uWu avoided, -UwU As venyom xDD toads ^w^ ow wizawds' dreadful >w< stings. -:33 WICHAWD. Iwon >_> of Nyapwes hid with Engwish UwU giwt, -uWu Whose fathew uWu beaws OwO the title >_> of :3 a >_< king- -UwU As ^-^ if :3 a channel shouwd >w< be xDD caww'd OwO the ;;w;; sea- -;;w;; Sham'st :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ knyowing :3 whence :3 thou art ^w^ extwaught, -ÚwÚ To let >w< thy :33 tongue uWu detect >w< thy base-bown :3 heawt? ->_< EDWAWD. OwO A :33 wisp >_> of straw ;;w;; wewe wowth :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this shamewess ÚwÚ cawwet xDD knyow :33 hewsewf. -Hewen >_> of Greece ÚwÚ was ^-^ faiwew :3 faw than thou, -UwU Awthough >w< thy xDD husband ^-^ may >w< be Menelaus; -And :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was Agamemmon's bwothew wrong'd -By UwU that false ^-^ woman as :3 this ;;w;; king uWu by thee. -His fathew OwO weveww'd in OwO the OwO heawt >_> of UwU Fwance, -And :33 tam'd OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and :3 made OwO the x3 Dauphin :33 stoop; -And xDD had ^.^ he ^w^ match'd >w< accowding ^-^ to his state, -ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ kept UwU that >_> gwowy ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ day; -But when ^.^ he took :3 a >_< beggaw ^-^ to his bed -And gwac'd >w< thy UwU poow ^-^ siwe with his bwidaw day, ->_< Even then UwU that sunshinye bwew'd :3 a >_< show'w uWu fow him -:33 That :33 wash'd his >_< fathew's :3 fowtunyes :3 fowth >_> of Fwance -And >w< heap'd OwO sedition uWu on his :3 cwown at UwU home. ->_< Fow what ;;w;; hath x3 bwoach'd :3 this tumult uWu but >w< thy uWu pwide? -uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been OwO meek, ^-^ ouw title still xDD had slept; -And >_> we, in ^-^ pity >_> of OwO the gentwe ;;w;; King, -Had ÚwÚ swipp'd ^-^ ouw OwO cwaim xDD untiw another age. -GEORGE. But when ^-^ we ^-^ saw ^-^ ouw sunshinye :3 made >w< thy UwU spwing, -And UwU that >w< thy uWu summew bwed OwO us nyo increase, -We xDD set OwO the axe ^-^ to >w< thy uWu usuwping :3 woot; -And >w< though OwO the >_> edge ;;w;; hath xDD something :3 hit >w< ouwsewves, ->_> Yet xDD knyow thou, >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have begun ^-^ to ^.^ stwike, ->w< We'ww never xDD weave ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> hewn ÚwÚ thee down, -Ow xDD bath'd >w< thy ;;w;; gwowing with ^-^ ouw ^.^ heated ÚwÚ bwoods. ->_< EDWAWD. And in :3 this wesowution I :33 defy thee; -:3 Nyot willing ^-^ any ÚwÚ wongew conference, -x3 Since :3 thou deniest OwO the gentwe UwU King ^-^ to speak. -Sound uWu twumpets; let ^-^ ouw bwoody colours >w< wave, -And ;;w;; eithew OwO victowy ^w^ ow ewse :3 a ;;w;; gwave! -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Stay, Edward. ->_< EDWAWD. No, :33 wwangwing woman, ^w^ we'ww nyo ÚwÚ wongew stay; -^.^ These uWu wowds uWu wiww uWu cost >w< ten ^w^ thousand ;;w;; wives :3 this day. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between >w< Towton ÚwÚ and uWu Saxton, in Yorkshire - ->w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK - -:3 WAWWICK. uWu Fowspent with toil, as ;;w;; wunnyews with :3 a ^.^ wace, -I uWu way me ;;w;; down :3 a wittwe >_< whiwe ^-^ to ^-^ bweathe; ->_< Fow UwU stwokes receiv'd ÚwÚ and many uWu bwows wepaid ->_< Have ;;w;; wobb'd my stwong-knyit sinyews >_> of theiw UwU stwength, -And ^-^ spite >_> of ^-^ spite ^.^ nyeeds >w< must I west >_> awhiwe. - -x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, x3 wunnying - ->_< EDWAWD. Smile, gentwe UwU heaven, ^w^ ow ^.^ stwike, ungentwe ^w^ death; ->_< Fow :3 this x3 wowwd frowns, ÚwÚ and x3 Edwawd's >_< sun :3 is >_> cwouded. -:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow, my :33 wowd. What :33 hap? What >w< hope >_> of :3 good? - -x3 Entew GEORGE - -GEORGE. Our :3 hap :3 is lost, ^-^ ouw >w< hope uWu but >_> sad >_< despaiw; -Our ^-^ wanks awe UwU bwoke, ÚwÚ and ruin UwU fowwows ÚwÚ us. -What counsew ^w^ give you? Whither uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU fwy? ->_< EDWAWD. :33 Bootwess :3 is ^.^ fwight: uWu they follow OwO us with wings; -And uWu weak ^-^ we awe, ÚwÚ and cannyot :3 shun pursuit. - -x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD - -:33 WICHAWD. xDD Ah, UwU Wawwick, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou :33 withdwawn thysewf? -x3 Thy >_< bwothew's UwU bwood OwO the thirsty :3 eawth ;;w;; hath >w< dwunk, -xDD Bwoach'd with OwO the OwO steewy point >_> of :3 Cwiffowd's ÚwÚ wance; -And in OwO the vewy >w< pangs >_> of death ^.^ he cwied, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a dismaw UwU cwangow heard ^-^ fwom :33 faw, -OwO 'Wawwick, wevenge! xDD Bwothew, wevenge my ÚwÚ death.' -UwU So, undewnyeath OwO the :33 bewwy >_> of theiw >_< steeds, -:33 That :33 stain'd theiw fetlocks in his >_> smoking blood, -The x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman >_> gave OwO up OwO the UwU ghost. -:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Then let OwO the :3 eawth >w< be drunken with ^-^ ouw bwood. -I'll :33 kiww my OwO howse, ^.^ because I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu fwy. -UwU Why ^.^ stand ^-^ we >_< wike soft-hearted >w< women ;;w;; hewe, -x3 Waiwing ^-^ ouw wosses, whiwes OwO the ÚwÚ foe doth wage, -And ÚwÚ wook OwO upon, as ^-^ if OwO the twagedy -Were >_> pway'd in ÚwÚ jest uWu by xDD countewfeiting actows? -;;w;; Hewe uWu on my knee I x3 vow ^-^ to :3 God :33 abuv -I'll never :3 pause uWu again, never ^.^ stand stiww, -;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; eithew death ;;w;; hath clos'd ^.^ these eyes >_> of >_< minye -Ow >_> fowtunye >w< given me measuwe >_> of wevenge. ->_< EDWAWD. :3 O UwU Wawwick, I ^-^ do ^-^ bend my knee with thinye, -And in :3 this x3 vow ^-^ do >w< chain my ^w^ souw ^-^ to x3 thinye! -And ewe my knee xDD wise ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< eawth's x3 cowd ;;w;; face -I thwow my x3 hands, >_< minye >_> eyes, my OwO heawt ^-^ to x3 Thee, -Thou settew-up ÚwÚ and x3 pwuckew-down >_> of ÚwÚ kings, -^w^ Beseeching x3 Thee, ^-^ if with x3 Thy uWu wiww ^.^ it ^-^ stands -:33 That ^-^ to my :33 foes :3 this ÚwÚ body >w< must >w< be xDD pwey, ->_> Yet UwU that x3 Thy brazen ^w^ gates >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ may ;;w;; ope -And ^w^ give ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to my sinful ÚwÚ souw. -Nyow, x3 wowds, UwU take xDD weave xDD untiw ^-^ we ^.^ meet uWu again, -x3 Whewe'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, in >w< heaven ^w^ ow in xDD eawth. -:33 WICHAWD. xDD Bwothew, ^w^ give me >w< thy >w< hand; :3 and, gentwe UwU Wawwick, ->_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ thee in my x3 weawy arms. -I UwU that >_> did never weep :3 nyow OwO mewt with >_> woe -:33 That winter shouwd ÚwÚ cut x3 off ^-^ ouw spwing-time ÚwÚ so. -:3 WAWWICK. Away, >w< away! >w< Once :3 mowe, ^w^ sweet x3 wowds, faweweww. -GEORGE. >_> Yet let OwO us >w< aww >_> togethew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw troops, -And ^w^ give them xDD weave ^-^ to UwU fwy UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stay, -And caww them xDD piwwaws UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to >_< us; -And ^-^ if ^-^ we thrive, pwomise them such UwU wewawds -UwU As >_< victows wear at OwO the x3 Owympian games. -:3 This ^-^ may >_> pwant :33 couwage in theiw quaiwing >_< bweasts, ->_< Fow ÚwÚ yet :3 is >w< hope >_> of life ÚwÚ and >_< victowy. -xDD Fowswow nyo longer; ^-^ make ^-^ we x3 hence UwU amain. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - -Excursions. x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and OwO CWIFFOWD - -:33 WICHAWD. Nyow, uWu Cwiffowd, I ^.^ have ^w^ singwed ÚwÚ thee awonye. -Suppose :3 this arm :3 is uWu fow OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, -And :3 this uWu fow Wutwand; uWu both bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ wevenge, -OwO Wewt :3 thou >_> enviwon'd with :3 a brazen wall. -CLIFFORD. Nyow, ÚwÚ Wichawd, I x3 am with ÚwÚ thee here awonye. -:3 This :3 is OwO the hand UwU that OwO stabbed >w< thy fathew Yowk; -And :3 this OwO the hand UwU that slew >w< thy bwothew Wutwand; -And >w< hewe's OwO the OwO heawt UwU that uWu twiumphs in theiw death -And >_< cheews ^.^ these ^.^ hands UwU that slew >w< thy ^-^ siwe ÚwÚ and bwothew -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute OwO the >_< wike x3 upon thysewf; -And so, ^.^ have at thee! ^.^ [They UwU fight] - -x3 Entew WAWWICK; OwO CWIFFOWD flies - -:33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU Wawwick, >w< singwe >_< out >w< some uWu othew chase; ->_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww uWu hunt :3 this ^.^ wowf ^-^ to :33 death. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - -Awawum. x3 Entew KING :33 HENWY :3 awonye - -KING HENRY. :3 This ^-^ battwe fares >_< wike ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ mownying's war, -When ^.^ dying clouds >w< contend with ;;w;; gwowing >_< wight, -What UwU time OwO the >w< shephewd, xDD bwowing >_> of his :3 nyaiws, -^w^ Can neither caww ^.^ it pewfect :3 day :3 nyow ^-^ nyight. -Nyow sways ^.^ it :3 this >_< way, >_< wike :3 a :3 mighty ÚwÚ sea -OwO Fowc'd uWu by OwO the >_< tide ^-^ to combat with OwO the >_> wind; -Nyow sways ^.^ it UwU that >_< way, >_< wike OwO the uWu sewfsame ÚwÚ sea -OwO Fowc'd ^-^ to retire uWu by :3 fuwy >_> of OwO the wind. ->_< Sometime OwO the flood uWu pwevaiws, ÚwÚ and then OwO the >_> wind; -Nyow ^-^ onye OwO the :3 bettew, then another best; -Both OwO tugging ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; victows, uWu bweast ^-^ to ^w^ bweast, ->_> Yet neither conquewow :3 nyow uWu conquewed. -^w^ So :3 is OwO the >w< equaw ÚwÚ poise >_> of :3 this feww waw. -;;w;; Hewe uWu on :3 this OwO mowehiww uWu wiww I ^-^ sit me down. -ÚwÚ To xDD whom :3 God wiww, there >w< be OwO the victory! ->_< Fow >_< Mawgawet my queen, ÚwÚ and Cwiffowd UwU too, ->_< Have xDD chid me ^-^ fwom OwO the battwe, sweawing uWu both -^.^ They ^w^ pwospew :33 best >_> of >w< aww when I x3 am >_> thence. -Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, ^-^ if God's good uWu wiww ;;w;; wewe so! ->_< Fow what :3 is in :3 this x3 wowwd uWu but >w< gwief ÚwÚ and ^.^ woe? -:3 O God! >w< methinks ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a x3 happy life -ÚwÚ To >w< be nyo better than :3 a ;;w;; homewy ^-^ swain; -ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit x3 upon :3 a uWu hiww, as I ^-^ do nyow, -ÚwÚ To cawve >_< out dials quaintwy, point uWu by ^w^ point, -Theweby ^-^ to UwU see OwO the minutes how uWu they run- -OwO How many makes OwO the hour :33 fuww xDD compwete, -OwO How many ^w^ houws brings about OwO the day, -OwO How many >_< days uWu wiww finish OwO up OwO the yeaw, -OwO How many years :3 a x3 mowtaw man ^-^ may wive. -When :3 this :3 is ;;w;; knyown, then ^-^ to >_> divide OwO the times- -^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I tend my >_< fwock; -^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I UwU take my west; -^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I ^-^ contempwate; -^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I uWu spowt mysewf; -^w^ So many >_< days my xDD ewes ^.^ have >_< been with ^.^ young; -^w^ So many ;;w;; weeks ewe OwO the UwU poow fools uWu wiww uWu can; -^w^ So many years ewe I uWu shaww sheaw OwO the fleece: -^w^ So ;;w;; minyutes, >_> houws, OwO days, x3 months, ÚwÚ and yeaws, -Pass'd xDD uvw ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ end uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ cweated, -Wouwd bwing >_> white ^w^ haiws x3 unto :3 a >_> quiet ^-^ gwave. -xDD Ah, what :3 a life ;;w;; wewe x3 this! how sweet! how ÚwÚ wuvwy! -Gives ^.^ nyot OwO the hawthown :3 bush :3 a ^-^ sweetew shade -ÚwÚ To ^.^ shephewds looking uWu on theiw ÚwÚ siwwy sheep, ->w< Than doth :3 a rich ÚwÚ embwoidew'd >_> canyopy -ÚwÚ To kings UwU that ;;w;; feaw theiw :33 subjects' treachery? -:3 O yes, ^.^ it >_> doth; :3 a UwU thousand-fowd ^.^ it uWu doth. -And ^-^ to conclude: OwO the shephewd's ;;w;; homewy cuwds, -His x3 cowd xDD thin dwink >_< out >_> of his weathew bottle, -His :3 wonted ;;w;; sweep uWu undew :3 a ^.^ fwesh ^.^ twee's :33 shade, -^-^ Aww ;;w;; which secure ÚwÚ and OwO sweetwy ^.^ he ;;w;; enjoys, -^-^ Is :3 faw uWu beyond :3 a >w< pwince's delicates- -His :33 viands sparkling in :3 a gowden ^.^ cup, -His ÚwÚ body ^-^ couched in :3 a uWu cuwious :33 bed, -When cawe, mistrust, ÚwÚ and uWu tweason >_< waits uWu on >_> him. - -Awawum. x3 Entew :3 a :3 son UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd his Father, at -^-^ onye uWu doow; ÚwÚ and :3 a FATHER UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd his >_< Son, at -another xDD doow - -ÚwÚ SON. ^w^ Iww uWu bwows OwO the ^.^ wind UwU that pwofits nobody. -:3 This man xDD whom hand ^-^ to hand I slew in fight -May >w< be possessed with >w< some ^.^ stowe >_> of xDD cwowns; -And OwO I, UwU that uWu hapwy UwU take them ^-^ fwom him nyow, -May ÚwÚ yet ewe night ÚwÚ yiewd uWu both my life ÚwÚ and them -ÚwÚ To >w< some man ewse, as :3 this UwU dead man doth >_> me. ->w< Who's uWu this? :3 O God! ^w^ It :3 is my >_< fathew's ;;w;; face, -x3 Whom in :3 this conflict I unwares ^.^ have ^.^ kiww'd. -:3 O :33 heavy times, >_> begetting such uWu events! -From UwU Wondon uWu by OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ was I ^.^ pwess'd fowth; -UwU My fathew, being OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Wawwick's man, -Came uWu on OwO the part >_> of Yowk, ^.^ pwess'd uWu by his master; -And OwO I, ^-^ who at his ^.^ hands receiv'd my xDD wife, ->_< Have uWu by my ^.^ hands >_> of life beweaved >_> him. -Pawdon uWu me, God, I knew ^.^ nyot what I ÚwÚ did. -And pawdon, fathew, uWu fow I knew ^.^ nyot thee. -UwU My ;;w;; teaws uWu shaww wipe away ^.^ these bwoody marks; -And nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wowds ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ^.^ have fwow'd theiw fiww. -KING HENRY. :3 O >w< piteous ^w^ spectacwe! :3 O bwoody ^-^ times! -ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ wions OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ battwe uWu fow theiw >w< dens, -OwO Poow harmless lambs >_> abide theiw >w< enmity. -xDD Weep, wwetched >w< man; I'll aid ÚwÚ thee >w< teaw uWu fow xDD teaw; -And let ^-^ ouw hearts ÚwÚ and >_> eyes, >_< wike civil war, -Be uWu bwind with ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^w^ o'ewchawg'd with ^w^ gwief. - -x3 Entew uWu FATHEW, beawing >_> of his ;;w;; SON - -FATHER. Thou UwU that OwO so >_< stoutwy ;;w;; hath ^-^ wesisted uWu me, ->w< Give me >w< thy ^.^ gowd, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ any ;;w;; gowd; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have bought ^.^ it with OwO an ^-^ hundwed OwO bwows. -But let me :3 see. ^-^ Is :3 this ^-^ ouw foeman's face? -xDD Ah, no, no, no, no, ^.^ it :3 is >_< minye only >_< son! -xDD Ah, OwO boy, ^-^ if ^-^ any life >w< be weft in ^.^ thee, -Thwow OwO up UwU thinye xDD eye! ^w^ See, UwU see what :3 show'ws awise, -OwO Bwown with OwO the windy ^w^ tempest >_> of my OwO heawt -:3 Upon >w< thy uWu wounds, UwU that kiwws >_< minye eye ÚwÚ and >_< heawt! -:33 O, pity, God, :3 this xDD misewabwe OwO age! -What ^.^ stwatagems, how fell, how x3 butchewwy, -^w^ Ewwonyeous, >_> mutinyous, ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw, -:3 This >_> deadwy >_< quawwew ;;w;; daiwy doth beget! -:3 O OwO boy, >w< thy fathew >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life xDD too :3 soon, -And ;;w;; hath >_> beweft ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy life xDD too uWu wate! -KING HENRY. ^w^ Woe :33 abuv woe! >w< gwief ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common grief! -:3 O UwU that my death would stay ^.^ these wuthfuw :3 deeds! -:3 O pity, pity, gentwe UwU heaven, pity! -The wed wose ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> white awe uWu on his ;;w;; face, -The :33 fataw colours >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 stwiving ^.^ houses: -The ^-^ onye his xDD puwpwe UwU bwood ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww wesembwes; -The uWu othew his OwO pawe :33 cheeks, >_> methinks, :33 pwesenteth. -UwU Withew ^-^ onye :3 wose, ÚwÚ and let OwO the uWu othew UwU fwouwish! ->w< If you ;;w;; contend, :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; wives >w< must UwU pewish. -ÚwÚ SON. OwO How uWu wiww my mothew uWu fow :3 a >_< fathew's death -;;w;; Take uWu on with uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! -FATHER. OwO How uWu wiww my UwU wife uWu fow slaughter >_> of my :3 son -Shed :33 seas >_> of >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! -KING HENRY. OwO How uWu wiww OwO the ;;w;; countwy uWu fow ^.^ these :3 woefuw >_< chances -^.^ Misthink OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! -ÚwÚ SON. >_> Was >w< evew :3 son OwO so >_< wued :3 a >_< fathew's UwU death? -FATHER. >_> Was >w< evew fathew OwO so >w< bemoan'd his xDD son? -KING HENRY. >_> Was >w< evew ;;w;; king OwO so :3 gwiev'd uWu fow :33 subjects' ^.^ woe? -^.^ Much :3 is >_> youw ^w^ sowwow; >_< minye >w< ten xDD times OwO so ^w^ much. -ÚwÚ SON. I'll bear ÚwÚ thee hence, xDD whewe I ^-^ may weep my fiww. -Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body -FATHER. ^.^ These ÚwÚ awms >_> of >_< minye uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy ^w^ winding-sheet; -UwU My xDD heawt, ^w^ sweet OwO boy, uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy ^.^ sepuwchwe, ->_< Fow ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt UwU thinye ^.^ image :33 nye'ew uWu shaww ^.^ go; -UwU My UwU sighing uWu bweast uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy >_> funyewaw bell; -And OwO so ^w^ obsequious uWu wiww >w< thy fathew ^.^ be, ->_< Even uWu fow OwO the woss >_> of ^.^ thee, having nyo :3 mowe, -UwU As Priam ÚwÚ was uWu fow >w< aww his ÚwÚ vawiant :33 sons. -I'll bear ÚwÚ thee >_> hence; ÚwÚ and let them fight UwU that wiww, ->_< Fow I ^.^ have ^-^ muwdewed xDD whewe I shouwd ^.^ nyot kill. -Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body -KING HENRY. Sad-heawted ^-^ men, >w< much :3 uvwgonye with cawe, -;;w;; Hewe OwO sits :3 a ;;w;; king ^-^ mowe :3 woefuw than you >_> awe. - -Awawums, excursions. x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, -PRINCE >_< OF WALES, ÚwÚ and EXETEW - -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. >w< Fwy, fathew, ^w^ fwy; uWu fow >w< aww >_> youw fwiends awe >w< fwed, -And Warwick ^w^ wages >_< wike :3 a ^-^ chafed uWu buww. -xDD Away! uWu fow death doth howd OwO us in pursuit. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Mount you, my ^w^ wowd; towards Berwick OwO post UwU amain. ->_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wichawd, >_< wike :3 a >w< bwace >_> of greyhounds -Having OwO the xDD feawfuw fwying ^-^ hawe in ^-^ sight, -x3 With :33 fiewy eyes sparkling uWu fow vewy wwath, -And bwoody >_< steew ;;w;; gwasp'd in theiw ireful x3 hands, -uWu Awe at ^-^ ouw xDD backs; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe x3 hence UwU amain. -EXETER. xDD Away! uWu fow ;;w;; vengeance comes ÚwÚ awong with ^.^ them. -;;w;; Nyay, stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to expostuwate; ^-^ make ÚwÚ speed; -Ow ewse come >w< aftew. I'll away >_> befowe. -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU take me with ^.^ thee, good ^w^ sweet >_> Exetew. -:3 Nyot UwU that I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ stay, uWu but love ^-^ to >w< go -Whither OwO the Queen ^.^ intends. Fowwawd; >w< away! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - -OwO A loud ÚwÚ awawum. x3 Entew CLIFFORD, >_< wounded - -CLIFFORD. ;;w;; Hewe burns my xDD candwe ^-^ out; ^-^ ay, here ^.^ it ^.^ dies, ->w< Which, whiwes ^.^ it wasted, >_> gave UwU King ^-^ Henwy >_> wight. -:3 O UwU Wancastew, I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy ^w^ uvwthwow -Mowe than my body's pawting with my UwU souw! -UwU My love ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw glu'd many fwiends ^-^ to thee; -And, :3 nyow I fall, >w< thy >_> tough ^.^ commixtuwe melts, -Impairing Henry, stwength'nying x3 mispwoud ^w^ Yowk. -The ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe ^w^ swawm >_< wike uWu summew xDD fwies; -And :33 whithew UwU fwy OwO the gnyats uWu but ^-^ to OwO the :33 sun? -And ^-^ who uWu shinyes :3 nyow uWu but Henry's enyemies? -:3 O :33 Phoebus, xDD hadst :3 thou never >w< given consent -:33 That ÚwÚ Phaethon shouwd >_< check >w< thy :33 fiewy >_< steeds, -x3 Thy burning caw never xDD had >w< scowch'd OwO the earth! -And, Henry, xDD hadst :3 thou xDD sway'd as kings shouwd uWu do, -Ow as >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ and his fathew :33 did, -UwU Giving nyo gwound x3 unto OwO the house >_> of Yowk, -^.^ They never then xDD had ^w^ spwung >_< wike uWu summew xDD fwies; -I ÚwÚ and >w< ten ^w^ thousand in :3 this ^-^ wuckwess >_< weawm -Had weft nyo ÚwÚ mouwnying xDD widows uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^w^ death; -And :3 thou :3 this :3 day xDD hadst ^-^ kept >w< thy chair in ^-^ peace. ->_< Fow what doth cherish weeds uWu but gentwe aiw? -And what makes >w< wobbews bowd uWu but xDD too >w< much lenity? -:33 Bootwess awe :33 pwaints, ÚwÚ and :3 cuwewess awe my :33 wounds. -:3 Nyo uWu way ^-^ to fly, :3 nyow OwO stwength ^-^ to howd >_< out fwight. -The ÚwÚ foe :3 is >_< mewciwess ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 pity; ->_< Fow at theiw ^.^ hands I ^.^ have deserv'd nyo ;;w;; pity. -The ÚwÚ aiw ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO into my >_> deadwy uWu wounds, -And >w< much UwU effuse >_> of UwU bwood doth ^-^ make me UwU faint. -^w^ Come, uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wichawd, Warwick ÚwÚ and OwO the west; -I ÚwÚ stabb'd >_> youw ^w^ fathews' bosoms: split my breast. -:3 [He ^w^ faints] - -:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and ^.^ wetweat. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :33 GEOWGE, ^.^ WICHAWD -:33 MONTAGUE, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - ->_< EDWAWD. Nyow bweathe >_> we, wowds. Good >_> fowtunye >_< bids OwO us :3 pause -And ÚwÚ smooth OwO the :33 fwowns >_> of OwO waw with ^w^ peacefuw OwO wooks. -uWu Some twoops x3 puwsue OwO the ^.^ bwoody-minded Queen -:33 That wed UwU cawm Henry, >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^-^ king, -UwU As doth :3 a >_> saiw, fill'd with :3 a ÚwÚ fwetting :3 gust, -^.^ Command OwO an argosy ^-^ to >w< stewn OwO the OwO waves. -But ÚwÚ think you, x3 wowds, UwU that Cwiffowd xDD fwed with >w< them? -:3 WAWWICK. No, 'tis impossibwe ^.^ he shouwd :33 escape; ->_< Fow, >w< though before his ;;w;; face I speak OwO the x3 wowds, -Your bwothew Richard OwO mawk'd him uWu fow OwO the grave; -And, whereso'er ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :33 he's ^w^ suwewy UwU dead. -:33 [CWIFFOWD :3 gwoans, ÚwÚ and dies] -:33 WICHAWD. uWu Whose ^w^ souw :3 is UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ takes xDD hew :33 heavy weave? -OwO A >_> deadwy groan, >_< wike life ÚwÚ and >_> death's depawting. -^w^ See ^-^ who ^.^ it is. ->_< EDWAWD. And :3 nyow OwO the OwO battwe's >_< ended, ->w< If fwiend ^w^ ow OwO foe, let him >w< be gently :3 used. -:33 WICHAWD. >_> Wevoke UwU that :33 doom >_> of >w< mewcy, uWu fow 'tis ^w^ Cwiffowd; -OwO Who ^.^ nyot OwO contented UwU that ^.^ he lopp'd OwO the branch -UwU In >_< hewing ÚwÚ Wutwand when his leaves >w< put >w< fowth, -But xDD set his ;;w;; muwd'wing :33 knyife x3 unto OwO the >w< woot -From :3 whence UwU that >w< tendew xDD spway >_> did OwO sweetwy spwing- -I UwU mean ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy fathew, UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -:3 WAWWICK. From x3 off OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ fetch ;;w;; down OwO the uWu head, -Your >_< fathew's uWu head, ;;w;; which Cwiffowd ^w^ pwaced :3 thewe; -:3 Instead ^w^ wheweof let :3 this :3 suppwy OwO the woom. -Measure uWu fow measuwe >w< must >w< be ;;w;; answewed. ->_< EDWAWD. >_< Bwing :3 fowth UwU that :33 fataw screech-owl ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO house, -:33 That nyothing uWu sung uWu but death ^-^ to OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. -Nyow death uWu shaww xDD stop his dismaw x3 thweat'nying ^w^ sound, -And his uWu iww-boding :33 tongue nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww speak. -:3 WAWWICK. I ÚwÚ think his understanding :3 is :33 beweft. -xDD Speak, uWu Cwiffowd, OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow ^-^ who ^-^ speaks ^-^ to OwO thee? -xDD Dawk cloudy death o'ewshades his beams >_> of xDD wife, -And ^.^ he :3 nyow >_> sees :3 nyow ÚwÚ heaws OwO us what ^-^ we >w< say. -:33 WICHAWD. :33 O, would ^.^ he >w< did! ÚwÚ and so, perhaps, ^.^ he uWu doth. -^.^ 'Tis uWu but his powicy ^-^ to UwU countewfeit, -xDD Because ^.^ he would UwU avoid such :33 bittew OwO taunts -^w^ Which in OwO the UwU time >_> of death ^.^ he >_> gave ^-^ ouw father. -GEORGE. >w< If OwO so :3 thou ^w^ think'st, uWu vex him with OwO eagew wowds. -:33 WICHAWD. uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ ask UwU mewcy ÚwÚ and >w< obtain nyo >_< gwace. ->_< EDWAWD. uWu Cwiffowd, ^w^ wepent in :33 bootwess penitence. -:3 WAWWICK. uWu Cwiffowd, devise x3 excuses uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ fauwts. -GEORGE. OwO Whiwe ^-^ we devise feww ;;w;; towtuwes uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ fauwts. -:33 WICHAWD. Thou didst love Yowk, ÚwÚ and I x3 am :3 son ^-^ to ^w^ Yowk. ->_< EDWAWD. Thou pitied'st Wutwand, I uWu wiww ^-^ pity thee. -GEORGE. Where's x3 Captain Margaret, ^-^ to :33 fence you ^w^ nyow? -:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ They xDD mock ^.^ thee, ^w^ Cwiffowd; uWu sweaw as :3 thou >_< wast ÚwÚ wont. -:33 WICHAWD. >_> What, ^.^ nyot OwO an >_> oath? ;;w;; Nyay, then OwO the x3 wowwd :33 goes ^-^ hawd -When Cwiffowd cannyot spawe his fwiends OwO an uWu oath. -I xDD knyow uWu by UwU that :33 he's >w< dead; ÚwÚ and uWu by my >_> souw, ->w< If :3 this ^.^ wight hand would ^-^ buy two UwU houws' xDD wife, -:33 That I in >w< aww UwU despite UwU might ;;w;; waiw at ^w^ him, -:3 This hand shouwd ^-^ chop ^.^ it OwO off, ÚwÚ and with OwO the issuing UwU bwood -Stifle OwO the villain uWu whose ÚwÚ unstanched thiwst -uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and x3 young ÚwÚ Wutwand :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ satisfy. -:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, uWu but :33 he's UwU dead. ^-^ Off with OwO the x3 twaitow's uWu head, -And rear ^.^ it in OwO the place >_> youw >_< fathew's stands. -And :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU Wondon with triumphant OwO mawch, -Thewe ^-^ to >w< be crowned England's :33 woyaw x3 King; -From :3 whence uWu shaww Warwick ÚwÚ cut OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ to UwU Fwance, -And ÚwÚ ask OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya uWu fow >w< thy >w< queen. -^w^ So ^-^ shawt :3 thou ;;w;; sinyew uWu both ^.^ these x3 wands >_< togethew; -And, having Fwance >w< thy OwO fwiend, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dwead -The scatt'wed ÚwÚ foe UwU that OwO hopes ^-^ to xDD wise ÚwÚ again; ->_< Fow >w< though uWu they cannyot OwO gweatwy sting ^-^ to huwt, ->_> Yet ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ have them ;;w;; buzz ^-^ to offend UwU thinye x3 eaws. ->w< Fiwst uWu wiww I UwU see OwO the uWu cowonyation; -And then ^-^ to OwO Bwittany I'll cross OwO the ÚwÚ sea -ÚwÚ To :33 effect :3 this mawwiage, OwO so ^.^ it >w< pwease my :33 wowd. ->_< EDWAWD. >_< Even as :3 thou >_< wiwt, ^w^ sweet UwU Wawwick, let ^.^ it ^w^ be; ->_< Fow in >w< thy shouwdew ^-^ do I build my uWu seat, -And never uWu wiww I >_< undewtake OwO the xDD thing -OwO Whewein >w< thy counsew ÚwÚ and consent :3 is >_> wanting. -ÚwÚ Wichawd, I uWu wiww UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee UwU Duke >_> of Gloucester; -And >_> Geowge, >_> of Clarence; UwU Wawwick, as ^w^ ouwsewf, -:33 Shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undo as him ^w^ pweaseth >_> best. -:33 WICHAWD. >_> Wet me >w< be UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, xDD Geowge >_> of Gloucester; ->_< Fow :33 Gwoucestew's :33 dukedom :3 is xDD too :3 ominyous. -:3 WAWWICK. UwU Tut, that's :3 a foowish ^w^ obsewvation. -ÚwÚ Wichawd, >w< be UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. Nyow ^-^ to UwU Wondon -ÚwÚ To UwU see ^.^ these honours in >w< possession. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO A ^.^ chase in OwO the >_< nyowth >_> of ^.^ Engwand - -x3 Entew two uWu KEEPEWS, with cross-bows in theiw ^.^ hands - -OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. ^.^ Undew :3 this ÚwÚ thick-gwown :33 bwake ^w^ we'ww x3 shwoud >w< ouwsewves, ->_< Fow OwO thwough :3 this >_> waund anon OwO the ;;w;; deew uWu wiww x3 come; -And in :3 this covert uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ make ^-^ ouw ^.^ stand, -Cuwwing OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw >_> of >w< aww OwO the deer. -x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. I'll stay :33 abuv OwO the uWu hiww, OwO so uWu both ^-^ may shoot. -OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. :33 That cannyot ^w^ be; OwO the ^w^ nyoise >_> of >w< thy cross-bow -uWu Wiww uWu scawe OwO the >_> hewd, ÚwÚ and OwO so my >_> shoot :3 is xDD wost. -;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand ^-^ we ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and ^-^ aim ^-^ we at OwO the best; -And, uWu fow OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem OwO tedious, -I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what befeww me uWu on :3 a :3 day -UwU In :3 this self-place xDD whewe :3 nyow ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to :3 stand. -x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a >w< man; wet's stay ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ past. - -x3 Entew KING HENWY, x3 disguised, with :3 a prayer-book - -KING HENRY. From xDD Scotwand x3 am I stol'n, x3 even >_> of ÚwÚ puwe love, -ÚwÚ To gweet >_< minye >_> own ^.^ wand with my ^-^ wishfuw ^w^ sight. -No, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ÚwÚ Hawwy, 'tis nyo ^.^ wand >_> of :3 thinye; -x3 Thy place :3 is fiww'd, >w< thy OwO sceptwe wrung ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, -x3 Thy balm :33 wash'd x3 off >w< whewewith :3 thou >_< wast anointed. -:3 Nyo bending knee uWu wiww caww ÚwÚ thee Caesar nyow, -:3 Nyo humbwe suitows press ^-^ to speak uWu fow >_< wight, -No, ^.^ nyot :3 a man comes uWu fow redress >_> of thee; ->_< Fow how can I ^w^ hewp them ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot myself? -OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. >w< Ay, >w< hewe's :3 a ;;w;; deew uWu whose skin's :3 a keepew's ^.^ fee. -:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 quondam x3 King; wet's ÚwÚ seize x3 upon >_> him. -KING HENRY. >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^.^ thee, ^w^ souw ^-^ advewsity, ->_< Fow xDD wise x3 men uWu say ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >_< wisest >_> couwse. -x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. UwU Why wingew >_> we? let OwO us uWu way ^.^ hands x3 upon >_> him. -OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. UwU Fowbeaw :33 awhiwe; ^w^ we'ww hear :3 a wittwe more. -KING HENRY. UwU My Queen ÚwÚ and :3 son awe gonye ^-^ to Fwance uWu fow >w< aid; -And, as I OwO heaw, OwO the gweat ^-^ commanding Warwick -^-^ Is thithew gonye ^-^ to crave OwO the xDD Fwench King's ^-^ sistew -ÚwÚ To UwU wife uWu fow Edward. >w< If :3 this UwU nyews >w< be true, -OwO Poow queen ÚwÚ and UwU son, >_> youw >_< wabouw :3 is uWu but UwU wost; ->_< Fow Warwick :3 is :3 a subtle orator, -And Wewis :3 a pwince >_> soon xDD won with ^w^ moving wowds. -By :3 this account, then, >_< Mawgawet ^-^ may ^.^ win him; ->_< Fow she's :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pitied ^w^ much. -Her sighs uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a batt'ry in his breast; -Her ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww >w< piewce OwO into :3 a marble >_> heawt; -The ÚwÚ tigew uWu wiww >w< be mild whiwes ^.^ she doth UwU mouwn; -And >w< Nyewo uWu wiww >w< be :33 tainted with >w< wemowse -ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ and UwU see xDD hew :33 pwaints, xDD hew :3 bwinyish uWu teaws. ->w< Ay, uWu but she's come ^-^ to beg: UwU Wawwick, ^-^ to >w< give. -^.^ She, uWu on his weft >w< side, UwU cwaving aid uWu fow Henwy: ->_< He, uWu on his >_< wight, ^.^ asking :3 a UwU wife uWu fow Edward. -She ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ and :33 says xDD hew ^-^ Henwy :3 is :3 depos'd: -ÚwÚ He smiles, ÚwÚ and :33 says his >_< Edwawd :3 is install'd; -:33 That :33 she, UwU poow >_< wwetch, uWu fow >w< gwief can speak nyo ^-^ mowe; -ÚwÚ Whiwes Warwick uWu tewws his titwe, xDD smooths OwO the ^.^ wwong, -Inferreth arguments >_> of :3 mighty UwU stwength, -And in >_> concwusion UwU wins OwO the UwU King ^-^ fwom xDD hew -x3 With pwomise >_> of his ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and what ewse, -ÚwÚ To OwO stwengthen ÚwÚ and :3 suppowt UwU King x3 Edwawd's :3 pwace. -:3 O Margaret, ;;w;; thus 'twill ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and thou, UwU poow >_> souw, -Awt then ÚwÚ fowsaken, as :3 thou ÚwÚ went'st :33 fowwown! -x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. Say, what art :3 thou UwU that tawk'st >_> of kings ÚwÚ and queens? -KING HENRY. Mowe than I seem, ÚwÚ and less than I ÚwÚ was :3 bown >w< to: -OwO A man at >_> weast, uWu fow less I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; -And x3 men ^-^ may talk >_> of ÚwÚ kings, ÚwÚ and x3 why ^.^ nyot x3 I? -x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou tawk'st as ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a xDD king. -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I x3 am- in mind; ÚwÚ and that's ^w^ enyough. -x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. But, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be :3 a ^-^ king, xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy crown? -KING HENRY. UwU My :3 cwown :3 is in my xDD heawt, ^.^ nyot uWu on my ÚwÚ head; -:3 Nyot >_> deck'd with x3 diamonds ÚwÚ and >w< Indian ^w^ stonyes, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD seen. UwU My :3 cwown :3 is xDD caww'd >w< content; -OwO A :3 cwown ^.^ it :3 is UwU that uWu sewdom kings ^-^ enjoy. -x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. Weww, ^-^ if you >w< be :3 a ;;w;; king xDD cwown'd with >_< content, -Your :3 cwown ^.^ content ÚwÚ and you >w< must >w< be OwO contented -ÚwÚ To >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_< us; uWu fow as ^-^ we xDD think, -You awe OwO the ;;w;; king UwU King >_< Edwawd ;;w;; hath :33 depos'd; -And ^-^ we his :33 subjects, sworn in >w< aww allegiance, -uWu Wiww ^.^ appwehend you as his enyemy. -KING HENRY. But >_> did you never sweaw, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak OwO an >_> oath? -x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. No, never such OwO an >_> oath; :3 nyow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. -KING HENRY. :3 Whewe >_> did you ÚwÚ dweww when I ÚwÚ was UwU King >_> of Engwand? -x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. ;;w;; Hewe in :3 this xDD countwy, xDD whewe ^-^ we :3 nyow :33 wemain. -KING HENRY. I ÚwÚ was >_> anyointed ;;w;; king at :33 nyinye ^.^ months >_< owd; -UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ gwandfathew ;;w;; wewe :33 kings; -And you ;;w;; wewe sworn OwO twue uWu subjects x3 unto me; -And tell uWu me, then, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot x3 bwoke >_> youw oaths? -OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. Nyo; ->_< Fow ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu subjects uWu but >_< whiwe you ;;w;; wewe xDD king. -KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, x3 am I ;;w;; dead? Do I ^.^ nyot bweathe :3 a man? -xDD Ah, ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ men, you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you sweaw! -Look, as I blow :3 this feathew ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; face, -And as OwO the ÚwÚ aiw uWu bwows ^.^ it ^-^ to me uWu again, -Obeying with my ^.^ wind when I ^-^ do bwow, -And yielding ^-^ to another when ^.^ it ^-^ bwows, -;;w;; Commanded :33 awways uWu by OwO the gweatew :3 gust, -Such :3 is OwO the >_> wightnyess >_> of you ^w^ common ^-^ men. -But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak >_> youw :3 oaths; uWu fow >_> of UwU that xDD sin -UwU My mild ^.^ entweaty uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make you guilty. -uWu Go xDD whewe you wiww, OwO the UwU King uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; commanded; -And >w< be you ^w^ kings: ^.^ command, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; obey. -OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. We awe OwO twue uWu subjects ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, UwU King Edward. -KING HENRY. ^w^ So would you >w< be UwU again ^-^ to Henry, ->w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe seated as UwU King >_< Edwawd is. -OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. We chawge you, in God's name ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< King's, -ÚwÚ To >w< go with OwO us x3 unto OwO the >_> officews. -KING HENRY. UwU In God's uWu nyame, OwO wead; >_> youw King's name >w< be obey'd; -And what :3 God wiww, UwU that let >_> youw UwU King perform; -And what ^.^ he wiww, I humbly ÚwÚ yiewd >_> unto. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and LADY uWu GWEY - -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ Bwothew >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, at x3 Saint Albans' field -:3 This lady's xDD husband, Sir Richard Gwey, ÚwÚ was slain, -His ^.^ wand then >w< seiz'd uWu on uWu by OwO the UwU conquewow. -Her suit :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ to xDD wepossess x3 those wands; -^w^ Which ^-^ we in :33 justice cannyot ;;w;; weww deny, -xDD Because in >_< quawwew >_> of OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk -The >w< wowthy ^-^ gentweman >_> did wose his wife. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your Highness uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^-^ to gwant xDD hew >_< suit; -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^-^ dishonyouw ^-^ to deny ^.^ it :3 hew. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe nyo less; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I'll ^-^ make :3 a UwU pause. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] xDD Yea, :3 is ^.^ it so? -I UwU see OwO the wady ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to :33 gwant, -Before OwO the UwU King uWu wiww gwant xDD hew humbwe ;;w;; suit. -CWAWENCE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] ÚwÚ He knows OwO the game; how OwO twue ^.^ he ->_< keeps OwO the wind! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] :33 Siwence! -KING >_< EDWAWD. Widow, ^-^ we uWu wiww consider >_> of >_> youw >_< suit; -And come >w< some uWu othew UwU time ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ ouw mind. -LADY GWEY. Wight >_< gwacious lord, I cannyot ^.^ bwook delay. -May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Highness ^-^ to :3 wesowve me UwU nyow; -And what >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is uWu shaww xDD satisfy >_> me. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ÚwÚ widow? ;;w;; Then I'll ;;w;; wawwant you >w< aww >_> youw -UwU wands, -An ^-^ if what pweases him uWu shaww ^w^ pweasuwe you. -OwO Fight closer ;;w;; ow, good :33 faith, ^w^ you'ww catch :3 a bwow. -CWAWENCE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] I ;;w;; feaw xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, unwess ^.^ she uWu chance -^-^ to OwO faww. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] :3 God fowbid UwU that, uWu fow :3 he'ww UwU take -:33 vantages. -KING >_< EDWAWD. OwO How many chiwdwen x3 hast thou, OwO widow, tell >_> me. -CWAWENCE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to UwU beg :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of -:3 hew. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] ;;w;; Nyay, then x3 whip me; :3 he'ww wathew -^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ two. -LADY GWEY. OwO Thwee, my UwU most >_< gwacious :33 wowd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] You uWu shaww ^.^ have ;;w;; fouw ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by >_> him. -KING >_< EDWAWD. 'Twewe ^-^ pity uWu they shouwd wose theiw >_< fathew's :33 wands. -LADY GWEY. Be pitiful, ;;w;; dwead lord, ÚwÚ and gwant it, xDD then. -KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Wowds, ^w^ give OwO us :33 weave; I'll twy :3 this uWu widow's wit. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, good xDD weave ^.^ have OwO you; uWu fow you uWu wiww ^.^ have -xDD weave -;;w;; Tiww xDD youth UwU take xDD weave ÚwÚ and xDD weave you ^-^ to OwO the cwutch. -[GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and CLARENCE xDD withdwaw] -KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow tell uWu me, UwU madam, ^-^ do you love >_> youw children? -LADY GWEY. >w< Ay, :33 fuww as dearly as I love ^-^ mysewf. -KING >_< EDWAWD. And would you ^.^ nyot ^-^ do >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do them :3 good? -LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do them good I would sustain >w< some hawm. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then >_< get >_> youw >_< husband's UwU wands, ^-^ to ^-^ do them :33 good. -LADY GWEY. OwO Thewefowe I came x3 unto >_> youw Majesty. -KING >_< EDWAWD. I'll tell you how ^.^ these x3 wands awe ^-^ to >w< be got. -LADY GWEY. ^w^ So uWu shaww you uWu bind me ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Highnyess' uWu sewvice. -KING >_< EDWAWD. What service xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do me ^-^ if I ^w^ give >w< them? -LADY GWEY. What you xDD command UwU that wests in me ^-^ to do. -KING >_< EDWAWD. But you uWu wiww UwU take xDD exceptions ^-^ to my :33 boon. -LADY GWEY. No, >_< gwacious lord, ^-^ except I cannyot ^-^ do it. -KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou ^w^ canst ^-^ do what I UwU mean ^-^ to ask. -LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Why, then I uWu wiww ^-^ do what >_> youw OwO Gwace >_< commands. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He :33 pwies xDD hew >_> hawd; ÚwÚ and >w< much ;;w;; wain weaws OwO the xDD mawbwe. -CWAWENCE. UwU As wed as ÚwÚ fiwe! ;;w;; Nyay, then xDD hew wax >w< must melt. -LADY GWEY. UwU Why stops my UwU wowd? :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot hear my ^-^ task? -KING >_< EDWAWD. An :33 easy task; 'tis uWu but ^-^ to love :3 a xDD king. -LADY GWEY. ^.^ That's >_> soon perform'd, ^.^ because I x3 am :3 a ^w^ subject. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< thy >_< husband's x3 wands I ^-^ fweewy ^w^ give thee. -LADY GWEY. I UwU take my xDD weave with many ^w^ thousand :33 thanks. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^-^ match :3 is ^w^ made; ^.^ she :33 seaws ^.^ it with :3 a curtsy. -KING >_< EDWAWD. But stay ^w^ thee- 'tis OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of love I mean. -LADY GWEY. The >w< fwuits >_> of love I >_> mean, my :33 woving ^.^ wiege. -KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, in another :33 sense. -What love, uWu thinkst thou, I >w< sue OwO so >w< much ^-^ to >_< get? -LADY GWEY. UwU My love ÚwÚ tiww >_< death, my humbwe UwU thanks, my pwayews; -:33 That love ;;w;; which :3 viwtue OwO begs ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue gwants. -KING >_< EDWAWD. No, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU mean such wuv. -LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Why, then you UwU mean ^.^ nyot as I ^w^ thought you ÚwÚ did. -KING >_< EDWAWD. But :3 nyow you pawtwy ^-^ may pewceive my mind. -LADY GWEY. UwU My :33 mind uWu wiww never gwant what I pewceive -Your Highness :3 aims at, ^-^ if I ^-^ aim ÚwÚ awight. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ pwain, I ^-^ aim ^-^ to lie with thee. -LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ To tell you ÚwÚ pwain, I xDD had wathew lie in prison. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< thy >_< husband's :33 wands. -LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Why, then >_< minye xDD honyesty uWu shaww >w< be my dowew; ->_< Fow uWu by UwU that woss I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ puwchase ^.^ them. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thewein :3 thou UwU wwong'st >w< thy chiwdwen ;;w;; mightiwy. -LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Hewein >_> youw Highness ^-^ wwongs uWu both them ÚwÚ and >_> me. -But, :3 mighty lord, :3 this >_> mewwy UwU incwinyation -^w^ Accowds ^.^ nyot with OwO the >w< sadnyess >_> of my ;;w;; suit. -UwU Pwease you UwU dismiss uWu me, ;;w;; eithew with xDD ay ^w^ ow nyo. -KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu say xDD ay ^-^ to my >_> wequest; -No, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost uWu say nyo ^-^ to my :3 demand. -LADY GWEY. >_> Then, no, my :33 wowd. UwU My suit :3 is at OwO an OwO end. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The widow wikes him not; ^.^ she ^w^ knyits xDD hew OwO bwows. -CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the >_< bwuntest wooew in uWu Chwistendom. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ [Aside] Her looks doth x3 awgue xDD hew replete with >_> modesty; -Her uWu wowds doth show xDD hew ÚwÚ wit >_> incompawabwe; -^-^ Aww xDD hew perfections challenge >_> suvweignty. ->_< Onye uWu way ^w^ ow xDD othew, ^.^ she :3 is uWu fow :3 a king; -And ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be my love, ^w^ ow ewse my >w< queen. -Say UwU that UwU King >_< Edwawd UwU take ÚwÚ thee uWu fow his OwO queen? -LADY GWEY. ^.^ 'Tis better ^w^ said than >_< donye, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. -I x3 am :3 a :33 subject x3 fit ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest ^-^ withaw, -But :3 faw x3 unfit ^-^ to >w< be :3 a sovereign. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Sweet OwO widow, uWu by my OwO state I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee -I speak nyo ^-^ mowe than what my ^w^ souw xDD intends; -And UwU that :3 is ^-^ to enjoy ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my wuv. -LADY GWEY. And UwU that :3 is ^-^ mowe than I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd >_> unto. -I xDD knyow I x3 am xDD too UwU mean ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw queen, -And ÚwÚ yet xDD too good ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw concubinye. -KING >_< EDWAWD. You ^-^ caviw, >w< widow; I >_> did UwU mean my >w< queen. -LADY GWEY. 'Twiww >w< gwieve >_> youw OwO Gwace my >_< sons shouwd caww you father. -KING uWu EDWARD.No ^-^ mowe than when my daughters caww ÚwÚ thee mother. -Thou art :3 a OwO widow, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast >w< some >_> chiwdwen; -And, uWu by God's ÚwÚ Mothew, OwO I, being uWu but :3 a >w< bachewow, ->_< Have uWu othew :33 some. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a x3 happy xDD thing -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the fathew x3 unto many :33 sons. -Answer nyo :3 mowe, uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be my >w< queen. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ghostly fathew :3 nyow ;;w;; hath x3 donye his shwift. -CWAWENCE. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 made :3 a >_< shwivew, 'twas uWu fow shwift. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Brothers, you ^w^ muse what :33 chat ^-^ we two ^.^ have xDD had. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The widow wikes ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow ^.^ she looks vewy :33 sad. -KING >_< EDWAWD. You'd ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ if I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. -CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ To :3 who, my UwU wowd? -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, Clarence, ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That would >w< be >w< ten OwO days' wonder at OwO the >w< weast. -CWAWENCE. ^.^ That's :3 a :3 day ÚwÚ wongew than :3 a wonder wasts. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. By OwO so >w< much :3 is OwO the wonder in ^.^ extwemes. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Weww, ÚwÚ jest OwO on, :3 bwothews; I can tell you uWu both -Her suit :3 is gwanted uWu fow xDD hew >_< husband's :33 wands. - -x3 Entew :3 a NyOBWEMAN - -^-^ NyOBWEMAN. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, ^-^ Henwy >_> youw ÚwÚ foe :3 is :3 taken -And ^w^ bwought >_> youw pwisonyew ^-^ to >_> youw :33 pawace ;;w;; gate. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ See UwU that ^.^ he >w< be uWu convey'd x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew. -And >w< go >_> we, bwothews, ^-^ to OwO the man UwU that took him -ÚwÚ To xDD question >_> of his uWu appwehension. -Widow, >w< go you awong. >w< Wowds, ;;w;; use xDD hew honyouwabwy. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, >_< Edwawd uWu wiww ;;w;; use >w< women honyouwabwy. -Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe wasted, OwO mawwow, OwO bonyes, ÚwÚ and aww, -:33 That ^-^ fwom his ^.^ woins nyo ^w^ hopefuw branch ^-^ may spwing -ÚwÚ To cross me ^-^ fwom OwO the gowden UwU time I ÚwÚ wook for! -And >_> yet, :3 between my >_< souw's desiwe ÚwÚ and :3 me- -The lustful x3 Edwawd's title ÚwÚ buwied- -^-^ Is Clarence, Henry, ÚwÚ and his :3 son x3 young Edwawd, -And >w< aww OwO the uWu unwook'd uWu fow xDD issue >_> of theiw UwU bodies, -ÚwÚ To UwU take theiw >_> wooms ewe I can place ^-^ mysewf. -OwO A x3 cowd premeditation uWu fow my puwpose! -ÚwÚ Why, then I ^-^ do uWu but ^-^ dweam uWu on x3 suvweignty; -;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ stands x3 upon :3 a xDD pwomontowy -And spies :3 a ^.^ faw-off showe xDD whewe ^.^ he would UwU twead, -Wishing his foot ;;w;; wewe >w< equaw with his eye; -And >_> chides OwO the ÚwÚ sea UwU that sunders him ^-^ fwom >_< thence, -uWu Saying :3 he'ww x3 wade ^.^ it OwO dwy ^-^ to ^.^ have his ^-^ way- -^w^ So ^-^ do I ^w^ wish OwO the UwU cwown, being OwO so :3 faw off; -And OwO so I ^w^ chide OwO the :3 means UwU that >_< keeps me ^-^ fwom xDD it; -And OwO so I uWu say I'll ÚwÚ cut OwO the ÚwÚ causes OwO off, ->_< Fwattewing me with impossibilities. -UwU My UwU eye's xDD too ^.^ quick, my OwO heawt o'erweens xDD too xDD much, ->_< Unwess my hand ÚwÚ and OwO stwength :33 couwd >w< equaw ^.^ them. -Weww, uWu say there :3 is nyo :3 kingdom then uWu fow Wichawd; -What uWu othew ^w^ pweasuwe can OwO the x3 wowwd x3 affowd? -I'll ^-^ make my >w< heaven in :3 a lady's >w< wap, -And xDD deck my ÚwÚ body in ^.^ gay ornaments, -And :3 witch ^w^ sweet ;;w;; wadies with my uWu wowds ÚwÚ and OwO wooks. -:3 O xDD misewabwe >_< thought! ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^.^ unwikewy ->w< Than ^-^ to accompwish twenty gowden crowns. -ÚwÚ Why, love fowswowe me in my >_> mothew's OwO womb; -And, uWu fow I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ deaw in xDD hew ^.^ soft ^w^ waws, -She >_> did corrupt ;;w;; fwaiw ^-^ nyatuwe with >w< some bwibe -ÚwÚ To xDD shwink >_< minye arm OwO up >_< wike :3 a ^.^ withew'd ;;w;; shwub -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO an ÚwÚ envious ^.^ mountain uWu on my ^w^ back, -:3 Whewe OwO sits deformity ^-^ to xDD mock my body; -ÚwÚ To ^-^ shape my >w< wegs >_> of OwO an unequal size; -ÚwÚ To dispwopowtion me in every UwU pawt, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ chaos, ^w^ ow OwO an unwick'd bear-whelp -:33 That >_> cawwies nyo >w< impwession >_< wike OwO the >w< dam. -And x3 am OwO I, then, :3 a man ^-^ to >w< be xDD bewov'd? -:3 O monstrous fauwt ^-^ to OwO hawbouw such :3 a >_< thought! ->_> Then, >_< since :3 this :3 eawth affowds nyo ^.^ joy ^-^ to me -But ^-^ to ^.^ command, ^-^ to check, ^-^ to o'erbear such -UwU As awe >_> of better person than ÚwÚ mysewf, -I'll ^-^ make my >w< heaven ^-^ to ^-^ dweam x3 upon OwO the UwU cwown, -And whiwes I live x3 t' >_< account :3 this x3 wowwd uWu but >_< heww, -^.^ Untiw my ^-^ misshap'd twunk UwU that bear :3 this head -Be x3 wound impawed with :3 a ^w^ gwowious ^w^ cwown. -And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to >_< get OwO the UwU cwown, ->_< Fow many ;;w;; wives ^.^ stand :3 between me ÚwÚ and >_< home; -And ;;w;; I- >_< wike ^-^ onye lost in :3 a :33 thowny >_> wood -:33 That UwU wents OwO the thorns ÚwÚ and :3 is rent with OwO the thorns, -Seeking :3 a uWu way ÚwÚ and x3 stwaying ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu way -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing how ^-^ to find OwO the open :3 aiw, -But toiwing ÚwÚ despewatewy ^-^ to find ^.^ it :33 out- -Torment ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to catch OwO the Engwish >_< cwown; -And ^-^ fwom UwU that >_> towment I uWu wiww free ^-^ mysewf -Ow xDD hew my uWu way >_< out with :3 a bwoody OwO axe. -ÚwÚ Why, I can >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and murder whiwes I >_> smiwe, -And x3 cwy uWu 'Content!' ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; which ÚwÚ gwieves my xDD heawt, -And wet my x3 cheeks with UwU awtificiaw >_< teaws, -And fwame my ;;w;; face ^-^ to >w< aww occasions. -I'll drown ^-^ mowe :33 saiwows than OwO the ^w^ mewmaid shall; -I'll ^.^ sway ^-^ mowe gazers than OwO the ÚwÚ basiwisk; -I'll xDD pway OwO the OwO owatow as ;;w;; weww as ;;w;; Nyestow, -Deceive ^-^ mowe slily than Uwysses UwU couwd, -And, >_< wike :3 a Sinon, UwU take another >w< Twoy. -I can ÚwÚ add colours ^-^ to OwO the chameweon, -Change >_> shapes with Protheus uWu fow advantages, -And xDD set OwO the UwU muwdewous >_< Machiavew ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. -^w^ Can I ^-^ do this, ÚwÚ and cannyot >_< get :3 a crown? -UwU Tut, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it farther OwO off, I'll xDD pwuck ^.^ it down. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO Fwance. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew UwU WEWIS OwO the xDD Fwench ;;w;; King, his ^-^ sistew BONyA, -his :3 Admiwaw xDD caww'd BOURBON; PRINCE ^-^ EDWAWD, ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, -ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_> of OXFOWD. UwU WEWIS :3 sits, ÚwÚ and wiseth OwO up UwU again - ->_< WEWIS. ^-^ Faiw Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, >w< wowthy Margaret, ->_> Sit ;;w;; down with ÚwÚ us. ^w^ It i-iww uWu befits >w< thy OwO state -And biwth UwU that :3 thou shouldst ^.^ stand >_< whiwe Wewis doth OwO sit. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. No, :3 mighty UwU King >_> of OwO Fwance. Nyow >_< Mawgawet -Must strike xDD hew sail ÚwÚ and learn :3 a >_< whiwe ^-^ to sewve -:3 Whewe kings ^.^ command. I OwO was, I >w< must uWu confess, -Great Albion's Queen in fowmew gowden ^.^ days; -But :3 nyow mischance ;;w;; hath >w< twod my title ;;w;; down -And with ^-^ dishonyouw >_> waid me uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, -:3 Whewe I >w< must UwU take >_< wike x3 seat x3 unto my OwO fowtunye, -And ^-^ to my humbwe x3 seat conform ^-^ mysewf. ->_< WEWIS. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ say, fair uWu Queen, :3 whence spwings :3 this ^-^ deep despaiw? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. From such :3 a cause as uWu fiwws >_< minye eyes with ;;w;; teaws -And stops my tongue, >_< whiwe OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd in :3 cawes. ->_< WEWIS. uWu Whate'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, >w< be :3 thou still >_< wike ÚwÚ thysewf, -And ^-^ sit ÚwÚ thee uWu by ^-^ ouw xDD side. uWu [Seats xDD hew uWu by xDD him] Yield ^.^ nyot >w< thy neck -ÚwÚ To >_< fowtunye's yoke, uWu but let >w< thy ^-^ dauntwess :33 mind -OwO Stiww ride in ;;w;; twiumph xDD uvw >w< aww ÚwÚ mischance. -Be ÚwÚ pwain, Queen Margaret, ÚwÚ and tell >w< thy gwief; -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ eas'd, ^-^ if Fwance can ÚwÚ yiewd UwU wewief. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Those >_< gwacious uWu wowds revive my ;;w;; dwooping >_> thoughts -And ^w^ give my ^w^ tongue-tied ;;w;; sowwows xDD weave ^-^ to speak. -Nyow OwO thewefowe >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to x3 nyobwe Wewis -:33 That Henry, >_> sowe ^w^ possessow >_> of my love, -:3 Is, >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ become :3 a banish'd man, -And fowc'd ^-^ to live in xDD Scotwand :3 a OwO fowwown; -OwO Whiwe >_> pwoud ambitious >_< Edwawd UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk -Usuwps OwO the uWu wegaw title ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 seat -x3 Of England's ^-^ twue-anyointed lawful King. -:3 This :3 is OwO the cause UwU that OwO I, UwU poow Margaret, -x3 With :3 this my UwU son, Prince Edwawd, Henry's heir, -OwO Am come ^-^ to crave >w< thy ^.^ just ÚwÚ and lawful >w< aid; -And ^-^ if :3 thou x3 faiw >w< us, >w< aww ^-^ ouw >w< hope :3 is >w< donye. -xDD Scotwand ;;w;; hath uWu wiww ^-^ to help, uWu but cannyot help; -Our ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw x3 peews awe uWu both miswed, -Our >_> tweasuwe >w< seiz'd, ^-^ ouw xDD sowdiews >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ fwight, -And, as :3 thou ^.^ seest, uWu ouwsewves in :33 heavy ^w^ pwight. ->_< WEWIS. Renowned uWu Queen, with >_< patience UwU cawm OwO the storm, -OwO Whiwe ^-^ we >_< bethink :3 a :3 means ^-^ to >_< bweak ^.^ it UwU off. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. The ^-^ mowe ^-^ we ÚwÚ stay, OwO the stronger grows ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ foe. ->_< WEWIS. The ^-^ mowe I ÚwÚ stay, OwO the ^-^ mowe I'll succour thee. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 O, uWu but :3 impatience waiteth uWu on OwO twue sorrow. -And UwU see xDD whewe comes OwO the ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of my xDD sowwow! - -x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK - ->_< WEWIS. What's ^.^ he ^-^ appwoacheth ^.^ bowdwy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ pwesence? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Our Eaww >_> of UwU Wawwick, x3 Edwawd's :3 gweatest >w< fwiend. ->_< WEWIS. Wewcome, bwave Warwick! What brings ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 Fwance? -:3 [He UwU descends. She ariseth] -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, :3 nyow begins :3 a uWu second :3 stowm ^-^ to x3 wise; ->_< Fow :3 this :3 is ^.^ he UwU that muvs uWu both ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tide. -:3 WAWWICK. From >w< wowthy Edwawd, UwU King >_> of Awbion, -UwU My lord ÚwÚ and suvweign, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ vowed OwO fwiend, -I xDD come, in >_> kindnyess ÚwÚ and unfeignyed love, ->w< Fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU gweetings ^-^ to >w< thy :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson, -And then ^-^ to crave :3 a >_> weague >_> of >_> amity, -And >_> wastwy ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm UwU that ^.^ amity -x3 With ^w^ nyuptiaw uWu knyot, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to gwant -:33 That ÚwÚ viwtuous OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, >w< thy fair ;;w;; sistew, -ÚwÚ To England's UwU King in lawful marriage. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If UwU that >w< go x3 fowwawd, Henry's >w< hope :3 is >w< donye. -:3 WAWWICK. uWu [To OwO BONyA] And, >_< gwacious UwU madam, in ^-^ ouw :3 king's :3 behawf, -I x3 am uWu commanded, with >_> youw xDD weave ÚwÚ and >_< favouw, -;;w;; Humbwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and with my :33 tongue -ÚwÚ To tell OwO the passion >_> of my >_< suvweign's >_> heawt; -:3 Whewe ;;w;; fame, ^.^ wate ent'wing at his xDD heedfuw eaws, -;;w;; Hath ^.^ pwac'd >w< thy beauty's ^.^ image ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; viwtue. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU King Wewis ÚwÚ and OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, hear me speak -Before you ÚwÚ answew Warwick. His >_> demand -UwU Spwings ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom x3 Edwawd's well-meant >w< honyest love, -But ^-^ fwom deceit bwed uWu by >_< nyecessity; ->_< Fow how can tyrants OwO safewy :33 guvwn UwU home ->_< Unwess ÚwÚ abwoad uWu they ^-^ puwchase gweat ÚwÚ awwiance? -ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv him >_> tywant :3 this reason ^-^ may x3 suffice, -:33 That ^-^ Henwy ^w^ wiveth still; uWu but ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he OwO dead, ->_> Yet here Prince >_< Edwawd :3 stands, UwU King Henry's :33 son. -Wook ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ Wewis, UwU that uWu by :3 this >_> weague ÚwÚ and mawwiage -Thou dwaw ^.^ nyot uWu on >w< thy danger ÚwÚ and dishonour; ->_< Fow >w< though >w< usuwpews ^.^ sway OwO the UwU wuwe :3 a >_< whiwe ->_> Yet >_< heav'ns awe UwU just, ÚwÚ and UwU time ;;w;; suppwesseth wwongs. -:3 WAWWICK. :33 Injuwious Margaret! -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. And x3 why ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ Queen? -:3 WAWWICK. xDD Because >w< thy fathew ^-^ Henwy >_> did UwU usuwp; -And :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe art pwince than ^.^ she :3 is >w< queen. -OXFOWD. ;;w;; Then Warwick disannuls gweat uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, -^w^ Which >_> did ^.^ subdue OwO the :3 gweatest part >_> of x3 Spain; -And, aftew uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, -uWu Whose OwO wisdom ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< miwwow ^-^ to OwO the wisest; -And, aftew UwU that xDD wise ^w^ pwince, ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, -OwO Who uWu by his >_> pwowess UwU conquewed >w< aww OwO Fwance. -From ^.^ these ^-^ ouw ^-^ Henwy :33 winyeawwy UwU descends. -:3 WAWWICK. Oxford, how ÚwÚ haps ^.^ it in :3 this ÚwÚ smooth :3 discouwse -You told ^.^ nyot how ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth ;;w;; hath lost -^-^ Aww UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth xDD had >w< gotten? -x3 Methinks ^.^ these x3 peews >_> of Fwance shouwd >_> smiwe at ;;w;; that. -But uWu fow OwO the ^w^ west: you tell :3 a :33 pedigwee -x3 Of threescore ÚwÚ and two xDD yeaws- :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy UwU time -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make pwescwiption uWu fow :3 a xDD kingdom's worth. -OXFOWD. ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, ^w^ canst :3 thou speak x3 against >w< thy UwU wiege, -x3 Whom :3 thou ^-^ obeyed'st OwO thiwty ÚwÚ and OwO six yeaws, -And ^.^ nyot :33 betway >w< thy uWu tweason with :3 a ^.^ bwush? -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Can ÚwÚ Oxfowd UwU that >_> did >w< evew :33 fence OwO the ^.^ wight -Nyow uWu buckwew :3 fawsehood with :3 a ÚwÚ pedigwee? ->_< Fow OwO shame! Weave Henry, ÚwÚ and caww >_< Edwawd xDD king. -OXFOWD. ^-^ Caww him my ;;w;; king uWu by uWu whose xDD injuwious :33 doom -UwU My ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, OwO the Wowd Aubwey Vewe, ->_> Was x3 donye ^-^ to ^w^ death; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than so, my fathew, ->_< Even in OwO the downfall >_> of his >_> mewwow'd yeaws, -When ^-^ nyatuwe ^w^ bwought him ^-^ to OwO the xDD doow >_> of UwU death? -No, UwU Wawwick, no; >_< whiwe life x3 uphowds :3 this arm, -:3 This arm x3 uphowds OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew. -:3 WAWWICK. And I OwO the house >_> of ^w^ Yowk. ->_< WEWIS. Queen Margaret, Prince Edwawd, ÚwÚ and Oxford, -Vouchsafe at ^-^ ouw xDD wequest ^-^ to ^.^ stand ^w^ aside -OwO Whiwe I ;;w;; use further >w< confewence with Warwick. -^.^ [They ^.^ stand aloof] -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Heavens gwant UwU that xDD Wawwick's uWu wowds ^w^ bewitch him :33 nyot! ->_< WEWIS. Nyow, UwU Wawwick, tell uWu me, x3 even x3 upon >w< thy ^.^ conscience, -^-^ Is >_< Edwawd >_> youw OwO twue king? uWu fow I ;;w;; wewe loath -ÚwÚ To :3 wink with him UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot lawful chosen. -:3 WAWWICK. Theweon I ^.^ pawn my ÚwÚ cwedit ÚwÚ and >_< minye honyouw. ->_< WEWIS. But :3 is ^.^ he >_< gwacious in OwO the people's x3 eye? -:3 WAWWICK. The ^-^ mowe UwU that ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ was unfortunate. ->_< WEWIS. ;;w;; Then ^.^ fuwthew: >w< aww >_> dissembwing xDD set :33 aside, ->_> Teww me uWu fow >w< twuth OwO the measuwe >_> of his love -^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew Bonya. -:3 WAWWICK. Such ^.^ it uWu seems -UwU As ^-^ may beseem :3 a ÚwÚ monyawch >_< wike :3 himsewf. -Myself ^.^ have >_< often heard him uWu say ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw -:33 That :3 this his love ÚwÚ was OwO an eternal >_> pwant -^.^ Wheweof OwO the >w< woot ÚwÚ was xDD fix'd in >w< viwtue's >w< gwound, -The leaves ÚwÚ and fwuit maintain'd with beauty's >_> sun, -^.^ Exempt ^-^ fwom envy, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom :3 disdain, ->_< Unwess OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya ;;w;; quit his >w< pain. ->_< WEWIS. Nyow, ;;w;; sistew, let OwO us hear >_> youw ^w^ fiwm ^w^ wesowve. ->_> BONyA. Your gwant ^w^ ow >_> youw UwU denyiaw uWu shaww >w< be x3 minye. -uWu [To WAWWICK] >_> Yet I x3 confess UwU that >_< often ewe :3 this day, -When I ^.^ have heard >_> youw :3 king's desewt OwO wecounted, -Minye ear ;;w;; hath OwO tempted ÚwÚ judgment ^-^ to desire. ->_< WEWIS. >_> Then, UwU Wawwick, ^.^ thus: ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew uWu shaww >w< be Edwawd's. -And :3 nyow >_> fowthwith uWu shaww xDD awticwes >w< be :33 dwawn -xDD Touching OwO the uWu jointuwe UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; king >w< must >_> make, -^w^ Which with xDD hew dowwy uWu shaww >w< be x3 countewpois'd. -Draw uWu nyeaw, Queen Margaret, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a witness -:33 That ÚwÚ Bonya uWu shaww >w< be UwU wife ^-^ to OwO the Engwish xDD king. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ÚwÚ To Edwawd, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the Engwish xDD king. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Deceitfuw UwU Wawwick, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< thy :33 device -By :3 this awwiance ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU void my ;;w;; suit. -Before >w< thy ^w^ coming, Wewis ÚwÚ was Henry's >w< fwiend. ->_< WEWIS. And still :3 is fwiend ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and ^.^ Mawgawet. -But ^-^ if >_> youw title ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >w< be ;;w;; weak, -UwU As ^-^ may :3 appeaw uWu by x3 Edwawd's good >w< success, -;;w;; Then 'tis uWu but reason UwU that I >w< be OwO weweas'd -From giving aid ;;w;; which ^.^ wate I >w< pwomised. ->_> Yet uWu shaww you ^.^ have >w< aww >_> kindnyess at my hand -:33 That >_> youw ^-^ estate xDD wequiwes ÚwÚ and >_< minye can yield. -:3 WAWWICK. ^-^ Henwy :3 nyow ;;w;; wives in xDD Scotwand at his ^-^ case, -:3 Whewe having nothing, nyothing can ^.^ he lose. -And as uWu fow you OwO youwsewf, ^-^ ouw :3 quondam queen, -You ^.^ have :3 a fathew able ^-^ to maintain you, -And better 'twere you twoubwed him than OwO Fwance. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Peace, impudent ÚwÚ and shamewess UwU Wawwick, -Proud setter OwO up ÚwÚ and OwO puwwew ;;w;; down >_> of ;;w;; kings! -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 hence ÚwÚ tiww with my talk ÚwÚ and >_< teaws, -Both :33 fuww >_> of truth, I ^-^ make UwU King Wewis >w< behowd -x3 Thy >_> swy ^.^ conveyance ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; wowd's false :33 wuv; ->_< Fow uWu both >_> of you awe :33 biwds >_> of ;;w;; sewf-same ^-^ feathew. -^.^ [POST xDD bwowing :3 a ^w^ hown ^w^ within] ->_< WEWIS. UwU Wawwick, :3 this :3 is >w< some OwO post ^-^ to OwO us ^w^ ow thee. - -x3 Entew OwO the >_< POST - -POST. UwU My lord ambassadow, ^.^ these letters awe uWu fow you, -xDD Sent ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 bwothew, UwU Mawquis :3 Montague. -^.^ These ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU King x3 unto >_> youw Majesty. -And, UwU madam, ^.^ these uWu fow OwO you; ^-^ fwom xDD whom I xDD knyow not. -^.^ [They >w< aww ;;w;; wead theiw wettews] -OXFOWD. I >_< wike ^.^ it ;;w;; weww UwU that ^-^ ouw fair Queen ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess -OwO Smiwes at xDD hew UwU nyews, >_< whiwe Warwick :33 fwowns at ^-^ his. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ;;w;; Nyay, mark how Wewis ^.^ stamps as ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^w^ nyettwed. -I >w< hope all's uWu fow OwO the >_> best. ->_< WEWIS. UwU Wawwick, what awe >w< thy x3 nyews? And xDD youws, fair ÚwÚ Queen? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Minye such as fiww my OwO heawt with >w< unhop'd >w< joys. -:3 WAWWICK. Minye, :33 fuww >_> of UwU sowwow ÚwÚ and ^w^ heawt's discontent. ->_< WEWIS. >_> What, >_> has >_> youw ;;w;; king married OwO the OwO Wady ^w^ Gwey? -And nyow, ^-^ to >_> soothe >_> youw forgery ÚwÚ and his, -:3 Sends me :3 a paper ^-^ to >_< pewsuade me x3 patience? -^-^ Is :3 this th' awwiance UwU that ^.^ he UwU seeks with :33 Fwance? ->w< Dawe ^.^ he presume ^-^ to :33 scown OwO us in :3 this ;;w;; mannyew? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I told >_> youw uWu Majesty as >w< much >_> befowe. -:3 This pwuvth x3 Edwawd's love ÚwÚ and xDD Wawwick's x3 honyesty. -:3 WAWWICK. UwU King ^-^ Wewis, I here uWu pwotest in OwO sight >_> of UwU heaven, -And uWu by OwO the >w< hope I ^.^ have >_> of ^w^ heavenwy >_< bwiss, -:33 That I x3 am ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU misdeed >_> of Edward's- -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe my ^-^ king, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 dishonyouws uWu me, -But UwU most himself, ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 couwd UwU see his >w< shame. -OwO Did I ^-^ fowget UwU that uWu by OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk -UwU My fathew came ;;w;; untimewy ^-^ to his UwU death? -OwO Did I let xDD pass th' ^w^ abuse x3 donye ^-^ to my ;;w;; nyiece? -OwO Did I impawe him with OwO the uWu wegaw crown? -OwO Did I >w< put ^-^ Henwy ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ nyative OwO wight? -And x3 am I UwU guewdon'd at OwO the last with shame? -Shame uWu on himsewf! uWu fow my desewt :3 is >_> honyouw; -And ^-^ to wepaiw my uWu honyouw lost uWu fow him -I here ^-^ wenyounce him ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ^.^ Henwy. -UwU My x3 nyobwe uWu Queen, let fowmew ^-^ gwudges pass, -And ^w^ hencefowth I x3 am >w< thy OwO twue >_< sewvitow. -I uWu wiww wevenge his :33 wwong ^-^ to OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, -And wepwant ^-^ Henwy in his fowmew state. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU Wawwick, ^.^ these uWu wowds ^.^ have tuwn'd my UwU hate ^-^ to :33 wuv; -And I forgive ÚwÚ and ^-^ quite ^-^ fowget ^.^ owd fauwts, -And ^.^ joy UwU that :3 thou ^w^ becom'st UwU King Henry's >w< fwiend. -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ So >w< much his OwO fwiend, ^-^ ay, his unfeignyed OwO fwiend, -:33 That ^-^ if UwU King Wewis OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish OwO us -x3 With >w< some xDD few xDD bands >_> of :3 chosen soldiers, -I'll >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^.^ wand them uWu on ^-^ ouw >w< coast -And x3 fowce OwO the >_> tywant ^-^ fwom his x3 seat uWu by waw. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot his nyew-made ^w^ bwide uWu shaww succour him; -And as uWu fow Clarence, as my letters tell uWu me, ->w< He's vewy :33 wikewy :3 nyow ^-^ to ^-^ faww ^-^ fwom him ->_< Fow xDD matching ^-^ mowe uWu fow >_< wanton wust than uWu honyouw -Ow than uWu fow OwO stwength ÚwÚ and >_> safety >_> of ^-^ ouw countwy. ->_> BONyA. UwU Deaw :33 bwothew, how uWu shaww ÚwÚ Bonya >w< be reveng'd -But uWu by >w< thy ^w^ hewp ^-^ to :3 this >_> distwessed OwO queen? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Renowned Pwince, how uWu shaww UwU poow ^-^ Henwy live ->_< Unwess :3 thou rescue him ^-^ fwom ;;w;; fouw despaiw? ->_> BONyA. UwU My >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and :3 this Engwish UwU queen's awe ^w^ onye. -:3 WAWWICK. And ÚwÚ minye, fair OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, joins with ^w^ youws. ->_< WEWIS. And >_< minye with x3 hews, ÚwÚ and thinye, ÚwÚ and >_> Mawgawet's. -:33 Thewefowe, at ^w^ wast, I firmly x3 am resolv'd -You uWu shaww ^.^ have :33 aid. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> Wet me ^w^ give humbwe ^w^ thanks uWu fow >w< aww at ^-^ once. ->_< WEWIS. >_> Then, England's x3 messengew, xDD wetuwn in OwO post -And tell false Edwawd, >w< thy supposed ^-^ king, -:33 That Wewis >_> of Fwance :3 is ^w^ sending xDD uvw ;;w;; masquews -ÚwÚ To revel ^.^ it with him ÚwÚ and his OwO nyew bwide. -Thou >w< seest ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past; >w< go ;;w;; feaw >w< thy ;;w;; king :3 withaw. ->_> BONyA. >_> Teww ^w^ him, in >w< hope :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a widower ÚwÚ showtwy, -I'll wear OwO the ^-^ wiwwow-gawwand uWu fow his sake. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> Teww him my ÚwÚ mouwnying weeds awe >_> waid :33 aside, -And I x3 am ready ^-^ to >w< put xDD awmouw x3 on. -:3 WAWWICK. >_> Teww him ^-^ fwom me UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong, -And OwO thewefowe I'll uncrown him ere't >w< be UwU wong. -There's >w< thy wewawd; >w< be gone. Exit >_< POST ->_< WEWIS. But, UwU Wawwick, -Thou ÚwÚ and Oxford, with five ^w^ thousand ^-^ men, -:33 Shaww cross OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid false >_< Edwawd UwU battwe: -And, as >w< occasion serves, :3 this x3 nyobwe Queen -And Prince uWu shaww follow with :3 a ^.^ fwesh suppwy. -xDD Yet, ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ go, uWu but ÚwÚ answew me ^-^ onye >w< doubt: -What ;;w;; pwedge ^.^ have ^-^ we >_> of >w< thy ^w^ fiwm woyawty? -:3 WAWWICK. :3 This uWu shaww assuwe my ;;w;; constant >_> woyawty: -:33 That ^-^ if ^-^ ouw Queen ÚwÚ and :3 this x3 young Prince agree, -I'll >_> join >_< minye ewdest daughter ÚwÚ and my ^.^ joy -ÚwÚ To him >_> fowthwith in holy wedlock ;;w;; bands. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. x3 Yes, I agree, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw :33 motion. ->w< Son Edwawd, ^.^ she :3 is fair ÚwÚ and viwtuous, -OwO Thewefowe delay nyot- ^w^ give >w< thy hand ^-^ to xDD Wawwick; -And with >w< thy hand >w< thy :3 faith irrevocable -:33 That only xDD Wawwick's daughter uWu shaww >w< be >w< thinye. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. x3 Yes, I accept UwU hew, uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves xDD it; -And ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to ;;w;; pwedge my vow, I ^w^ give my hand. -:3 [He gives his hand ^-^ to WAWWICK] ->_< WEWIS. stay ^-^ we ^w^ nyow? ^.^ These xDD sowdiews uWu shaww >w< be levied; -And thou, Wowd Bouwbon, ^-^ ouw High Admiral, -:33 Shaww ;;w;; waft them xDD uvw with ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw fweet. -I wong ÚwÚ tiww >_< Edwawd ^-^ faww uWu by waw's mischance ->_< Fow >_> mocking mawwiage with :3 a >_< dame >_> of OwO Fwance. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu WAWWICK -:3 WAWWICK. I came ^-^ fwom >_< Edwawd as ambassadow, -But I xDD wetuwn his sworn ÚwÚ and x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ foe. -:33 Mattew >_> of mawwiage ÚwÚ was OwO the chawge ^.^ he >_> gave uWu me, -But dreadful OwO waw uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew his :3 demand. -Had ^.^ he UwU nyonye ewse ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ stawe uWu but x3 me? -;;w;; Then UwU nyonye uWu but I uWu shaww xDD tuwn his ÚwÚ jest ^-^ to sorrow. -I ÚwÚ was OwO the >_> chief UwU that rais'd him ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, -And I'll >w< be >_> chief ^-^ to bwing him ;;w;; down ÚwÚ again; -:3 Nyot UwU that I ^-^ pity Henry's misery, -But >w< seek wevenge uWu on x3 Edwawd's uWu mockewy. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MONTAGUE - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow tell uWu me, bwothew Clarence, what ÚwÚ think you -x3 Of :3 this OwO nyew mawwiage with OwO the OwO Wady ^w^ Gwey? -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw bwothew :3 made :3 a >w< wowthy :33 choice? -CWAWENCE. ^.^ Awas, you xDD knyow 'tis :3 faw ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^-^ to ^.^ Fwance! -OwO How :33 couwd ^.^ he stay ÚwÚ tiww Warwick :3 made >w< wetuwn? -SOMEWSET. UwU My x3 wowds, uWu fowbeaw :3 this x3 tawk; here comes OwO the King. - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, attended; LADY ->w< GWEY, as Queen; PEMBWOKE, >_< STAFFOWD, ^w^ HASTINGS, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. ÚwÚ Fouw ^.^ stand uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw uWu on OwO the uWu othew - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And his OwO weww-chosen bwide. -CWAWENCE. I :33 mind ^-^ to tell him ^-^ pwainwy what I uWu think. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, bwothew >_> of Clarence, how >_< wike you ^-^ ouw UwU choice -:33 That you ^.^ stand pensive as half malcontent? -CWAWENCE. UwU As ;;w;; weww as Wewis >_> of Fwance ^w^ ow OwO the Eaww >_> of UwU Wawwick, -^w^ Which awe OwO so uWu weak >_> of :33 couwage ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ judgment -:33 That they'll UwU take nyo OwO offence at ^-^ ouw UwU abuse. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Suppose uWu they UwU take OwO offence ^-^ without :3 a cause; -^.^ They awe uWu but Wewis ÚwÚ and Wawwick: I x3 am Edwawd, -Your UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD Wawwick's ÚwÚ and >w< must ^.^ have my uWu wiww. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw wiww, ^.^ because ^-^ ouw King. ->_> Yet ^-^ hasty mawwiage uWu sewdom pwuvth :33 weww. -KING >_< EDWAWD. xDD Yea, bwothew ÚwÚ Wichawd, awe you uWu offended too? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyot :3 I. -No, :3 God fowbid UwU that I shouwd ^w^ wish them UwU sevew'd -x3 Whom :3 God ;;w;; hath xDD join'd >_< togethew; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and 'twere ^-^ pity -ÚwÚ To sunder them UwU that ^.^ yoke OwO so ;;w;; weww >w< togethew. -KING >_< EDWAWD. x3 Setting >_> youw scorns ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD miswike :33 aside, ->_> Teww me >w< some reason x3 why OwO the OwO Wady xDD Gwey -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become my UwU wife ÚwÚ and England's Queen. -And you UwU too, Somerset ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, -^w^ Speak ^-^ fweewy what you uWu think. -CWAWENCE. ;;w;; Then :3 this :3 is >_< minye opinion: UwU that UwU King Wewis -:33 Becomes >_> youw enemy uWu fow >_> mocking him -About OwO the mawwiage >_> of OwO the OwO Wady Bonya. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And UwU Wawwick, UwU doing what you >_> gave in chawge, -^-^ Is :3 nyow ^.^ dishonyouwed uWu by :3 this OwO nyew marriage. -KING >_< EDWAWD. What ^-^ if uWu both Wewis ÚwÚ and Warwick >w< be OwO appeas'd -By such ÚwÚ invention as I can ^-^ devise? ->_< MONTAGUE. >_> Yet ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD join'd with Fwance in such awwiance -Wouwd ^-^ mowe ^.^ have ^w^ stwength'nyed :3 this ^-^ ouw commonweawth -'Gainst foweign stowms than ^-^ any xDD home-bwed marriage. -HASTINGS. ÚwÚ Why, knows ^.^ nyot Montague UwU that >_> of itsewf -^.^ Engwand :3 is xDD safe, ^-^ if OwO twue within itself? ->_< MONTAGUE. But OwO the OwO safew when 'tis ;;w;; back'd with OwO Fwance. -HASTINGS. ^.^ 'Tis better :3 using Fwance than x3 twusting OwO Fwance. ->_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; back'd with God, ÚwÚ and with OwO the :33 seas -^w^ Which ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 giv'n uWu fow :33 fence impwegnyabwe, -And with theiw ^w^ hewps only ^w^ defend :33 ouwsewves. -UwU In them ÚwÚ and in uWu ouwsewves ^-^ ouw >_> safety wies. -CWAWENCE. >_< Fow :3 this ^-^ onye OwO speech Wowd ^-^ Hastings ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ heiw >_> of OwO the Wowd Hungerford. -KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? ^.^ it ÚwÚ was my uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >_> gwant; -And uWu fow :3 this UwU once my uWu wiww uWu shaww ^.^ stand uWu fow waw. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot x3 donye ;;w;; weww -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the ÚwÚ heiw ÚwÚ and daughter >_> of Wowd Scales -^.^ Unto OwO the bwothew >_> of >_> youw :33 woving bwide. -She better would ^.^ have >_< fitted me ^w^ ow Clarence; -But in >_> youw ^w^ bwide you :33 buwy bwothewhood. -CWAWENCE. Ow ewse you would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have bestow'd OwO the ÚwÚ heiw -x3 Of OwO the Wowd ;;w;; Bonviwwe uWu on >_> youw OwO nyew :3 wife's UwU son, -And xDD weave >_> youw bwothews ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ speed ewsewhewe. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow uWu Cwawence! ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a UwU wife -:33 That :3 thou art malcontent? I uWu wiww :3 pwovide thee. -CWAWENCE. UwU In UwU choosing uWu fow yourself you show'd >_> youw judgment, -^w^ Which being ÚwÚ shawwow, you uWu shaww ^w^ give me xDD weave -ÚwÚ To xDD pway OwO the bwokew in >_< minye >_> own >_< behawf; -And ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end I :33 showtwy :33 mind ^-^ to xDD weave you. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Weave me ^w^ ow tawwy, >_< Edwawd uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; King, -And ^.^ nyot >w< be tied x3 unto his >_< bwothew's uWu wiww. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My x3 wowds, before ^.^ it pleas'd his uWu Majesty -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise my OwO state ^-^ to title >_> of :3 a queen, -Do me uWu but >_< wight, ÚwÚ and you >w< must >w< aww x3 confess -:33 That I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ ignyobwe >_> of ^-^ descent: -And meaner than ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have xDD had >_< wike xDD fowtunye. -But as :3 this title honours me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, -^w^ So >_> youw diswikes, ^-^ to xDD whom I would >w< be pleasing, -^-^ Doth cwoud my >_< joys with danger ÚwÚ and with sorrow. -KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU My love, uWu fowbeaw ^-^ to ^w^ fawn x3 upon theiw frowns. -What danger ^w^ ow what UwU sowwow can befall ^.^ thee, -^w^ So wong as >_< Edwawd :3 is >w< thy ;;w;; constant fwiend -And theiw OwO twue x3 suvweign xDD whom uWu they >w< must obey? -;;w;; Nyay, xDD whom uWu they uWu shaww uWu obey, ÚwÚ and love ÚwÚ thee UwU too, ->_< Unwess uWu they >w< seek uWu fow xDD hatwed at my OwO hands; -^w^ Which ^-^ if uWu they uWu do, ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww I ^-^ keep ÚwÚ thee xDD safe, -And uWu they uWu shaww ;;w;; feew OwO the ;;w;; vengeance >_> of my :3 wwath. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] I OwO heaw, ÚwÚ yet uWu say ^.^ nyot xDD much, uWu but ÚwÚ think OwO the more. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_< POST - -KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, x3 messengew, what letters ^w^ ow what UwU nyews -From :33 Fwance? -MESSENGEW. UwU My x3 suvweign UwU wiege, nyo :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and xDD few x3 wowds, -But such as OwO I, ^-^ without >_> youw speciaw pawdon, ->w< Dawe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wewate. -KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Go ^.^ to, ^-^ we pawdon thee; ^.^ thewefowe, in brief, ->_> Teww me theiw uWu wowds as ;;w;; nyeaw as :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ guess ^.^ them. -What ÚwÚ answew makes UwU King Wewis x3 unto ^-^ ouw OwO wettews? -MESSENGEW. ^.^ At my x3 depawt, ^.^ these ;;w;; wewe his vewy xDD wowds: -'Go tell false Edwawd, OwO the supposed ^-^ king, -:33 That Wewis >_> of Fwance :3 is ^w^ sending xDD uvw ;;w;; masquews -ÚwÚ To revel ^.^ it with him ÚwÚ and his OwO nyew >_> bwide.' -KING >_< EDWAWD. IS Wewis OwO so bwave? Belike ^.^ he OwO thinks me ^.^ Henwy. -But what ^w^ said OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya ^-^ to my UwU mawwiage? -MESSENGEW. ^.^ These ;;w;; wewe xDD hew x3 wowds, UwU utt'wed with mild uWu disdain: -'Tell ^w^ him, in >w< hope :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a widower ÚwÚ showtwy, -I'll wear OwO the ^-^ wiwwow-gawwand uWu fow his ^.^ sake.' -KING >_< EDWAWD. I blame ^.^ nyot her: ^.^ she :33 couwd uWu say wittwe less; -She xDD had OwO the ^.^ wwong. But what ^w^ said Henry's OwO queen? ->_< Fow I ^.^ have heard UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was there in :3 pwace. -MESSENGEW. 'Tell >w< him' OwO quoth ^.^ she x3 'my ÚwÚ mouwnying weeds awe >_< donye, -And I x3 am ready ^-^ to >w< put xDD awmouw ^-^ on.' -KING >_< EDWAWD. Belike ^.^ she ^w^ minds ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the ;;w;; Amazon. -But what ^w^ said Warwick ^-^ to ^.^ these injuries? -MESSENGEW. >_< He, ^-^ mowe :3 incens'd x3 against >_> youw uWu Majesty ->w< Than >w< aww OwO the rest, :33 dischawg'd me with ^.^ these xDD wowds: -'Tell him ^-^ fwom me UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^-^ wwong; -And OwO thewefowe I'll uncrown him ere't >w< be long.' -KING >_< EDWAWD. Ha! durst OwO the >_> twaitow bweathe >_< out OwO so >_> pwoud wowds? -Weww, I uWu wiww arm uWu me, being ;;w;; thus >w< fowewawn'd. -^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ have wars ÚwÚ and pay uWu fow theiw >_< pwesumption. -But ÚwÚ say, :3 is Warwick fwiends with Margaret? -MESSENGEW. >w< Ay, >_< gwacious UwU suvweign; uWu they awe OwO so uWu wink'd in friendship -:33 That x3 young Prince >_< Edwawd :3 mawwies xDD Wawwick's daughter. -CWAWENCE. Belike OwO the elder; uWu Cwawence uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ youngew. -Nyow, bwothew ^-^ king, ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit you :3 fast, ->_< Fow I uWu wiww x3 hence ^-^ to xDD Wawwick's uWu othew ^-^ daughtew; -That, >w< though I UwU want :3 a UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ yet in mawwiage -I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv :3 infewiow ^-^ to OwO youwsewf. -You UwU that love me ÚwÚ and UwU Wawwick, follow >_> me. -Exit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET UwU fowwows -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Nyot :3 I. -UwU My >_> thoughts ^-^ aim at :3 a further matter; I -uWu Stay ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the love >_> of >_< Edwawd uWu but OwO the ^w^ cwown. -KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and Somerset uWu both gonye ^-^ to Warwick! ->_> Yet x3 am I UwU awm'd x3 against OwO the wowst can :3 happen; -And haste :3 is :3 nyeedfuw in :3 this x3 desp'wate ^.^ case. -^w^ Pembwoke ÚwÚ and uWu Staffowd, you in ^-^ ouw behawf -uWu Go levy x3 men ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :33 pwepawe uWu fow waw; -^.^ They awe uWu awweady, ^w^ ow >_> quickwy uWu wiww >w< be landed. -Myself in person uWu wiww straight follow you. ->_< Exeunt PEMBROKE ÚwÚ and STAFFOWD -But ewe I ÚwÚ go, ^-^ Hastings ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, -Resolve my >_> doubt. You OwO twain, >_> of >w< aww OwO the rest, -uWu Awe ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to Warwick uWu by UwU bwood ÚwÚ and uWu by xDD awwiance. ->_> Teww me ^-^ if you love Warwick ^-^ mowe than x3 me? ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, then uWu both xDD depawt ^-^ to UwU him: -I wathew ^w^ wish you :33 foes than >w< howwow >_< fwiends. -But ^-^ if you :33 mind ^-^ to howd >_> youw OwO twue ÚwÚ obedience, ->w< Give me assuwance with >w< some fwiendwy vow, -:33 That I ^-^ may never ^.^ have you in uWu suspect. ->_< MONTAGUE. ^w^ So :3 God ^w^ hewp Montague as ^.^ he proves :3 twue! -HASTINGS. And ^-^ Hastings as ^.^ he favouws x3 Edwawd's xDD cause! -KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, bwothew ÚwÚ Wichawd, uWu wiww you ^.^ stand uWu by >_> us? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, in UwU despite >_> of >w< aww UwU that uWu shaww ^w^ withstand you. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, so! then x3 am I ^w^ suwe >_> of >_< victowy. -Nyow OwO thewefowe let OwO us hence, ÚwÚ and wose nyo hour -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^.^ meet Warwick with his foweign :3 pow'w. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A ;;w;; pwain in OwO Wawwickshiwe - -x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and OXFORD, with xDD Fwench xDD sowdiews - -:3 WAWWICK. OwO Twust uWu me, my lord, >w< aww hithewto :33 goes ;;w;; weww; -The ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe uWu by ÚwÚ nyumbews ^w^ swawm ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. - -x3 Entew CLARENCE ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET - -But UwU see xDD whewe Somerset ÚwÚ and uWu Cwawence comes. -^w^ Speak ^w^ suddenwy, my UwU wowds- awe ^-^ we >w< aww uWu fwiends? -CWAWENCE. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot UwU that, my :33 wowd. -:3 WAWWICK. >_> Then, gentwe Clarence, ^-^ wewcome x3 unto xDD Wawwick; -And welcome, Somerset. I howd ^.^ it ^w^ cowawdice -ÚwÚ To west mistwustfuw xDD whewe :3 a x3 nyobwe OwO heawt -;;w;; Hath xDD pawn'd OwO an open hand in >w< sign >_> of :33 wuv; -Else UwU might I ÚwÚ think UwU that Clarence, x3 Edwawd's :33 bwothew, -Were uWu but :3 a feigned fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 pwoceedings. -But welcome, ^w^ sweet Clarence; my daughter uWu shaww >w< be >w< thinye. -And :3 nyow what wests ;;w;; but, in nyight's ÚwÚ cuvwtuwe, -x3 Thy bwothew being ^w^ cawewesswy ^.^ encamp'd, -His xDD sowdiews lurking in OwO the OwO towns >w< about, -And uWu but attended uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ guawd, -We ^-^ may surprise ÚwÚ and UwU take him at ^-^ ouw pleasure? -Our ;;w;; scouts ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the adventuwe vewy ;;w;; easy; -:33 That as Uwysses ÚwÚ and :33 stout >_< Diomede -x3 With sleight ÚwÚ and :3 manhood stole ^-^ to Rhesus' tents, -And ^w^ bwought ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence OwO the Thracian :33 fataw >_< steeds, -^w^ So >_> we, ;;w;; weww uWu cuvw'd with OwO the nyight's bwack ^-^ mantwe, -^.^ At unyawawes ^-^ may beat ;;w;; down x3 Edwawd's guawd -And ÚwÚ seize ^-^ himsewf- I uWu say ^.^ nyot 'slaughter ^.^ him,' ->_< Fow I intend uWu but only ^-^ to surprise >_> him. -You UwU that uWu wiww follow me ^-^ to :3 this attempt, -Appwaud OwO the name >_> of ^-^ Henwy with >_> youw weadew. -^.^ [They >w< aww x3 cwy x3 'Henwy!'] -UwU Why then, wet's uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu way in ;;w;; siwent :33 sowt. ->_< Fow Warwick ÚwÚ and his fwiends, :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Geowge! >_< Exeunt - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -x3 Edwawd's camp, ;;w;; nyeaw Warwick - -x3 Entew three :33 WATCHMEN, ^-^ to guawd OwO the UwU KING'S tent - -OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. Come OwO on, my masters, OwO each man UwU take his ÚwÚ stand; -The UwU King uWu by :3 this :3 is xDD set him ;;w;; down ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. -x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >_> What, uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> bed? -OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. ÚwÚ Why, no; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a sowemn x3 vow -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to lie ÚwÚ and UwU take his :3 nyatuwaw west -;;w;; Tiww Warwick ^w^ ow ^-^ himsewf >w< be ^-^ quite suppress'd. -x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >w< To-mowwow then, ;;w;; bewike, uWu shaww >w< be OwO the day, ->w< If Warwick >w< be OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw as x3 men >_< wepowt. -uWu THIWD WATCHMAN. But ÚwÚ say, I pray, what nyobweman :3 is UwU that -:33 That with OwO the UwU King here :3 westeth in his UwU tent? -OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the Wowd Hastings, OwO the King's UwU chiefest >w< fwiend. -uWu THIWD WATCHMAN. :33 O, :3 is ^.^ it ^w^ So? But x3 why ÚwÚ commands OwO the UwU King -:33 That his >_> chief followers lodge in OwO towns about ^w^ him, -OwO Whiwe ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf >_< keeps in OwO the x3 cowd UwU fiewd? -x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^-^ mowe xDD honyouw, ^.^ because ^-^ mowe dangewous. -uWu THIWD WATCHMAN. >w< Ay, uWu but ^w^ give me wowship ÚwÚ and quietnyess; -I >_< wike ^.^ it better than dangewous honyouw. ->w< If Warwick knew in what ^-^ estate ^.^ he :3 stands, -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ to >w< be >w< doubted ^.^ he would waken >_> him. -OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. >_< Unwess ^-^ ouw xDD hawbewds >_> did OwO shut OwO up his ^-^ passage. -x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >w< Ay, xDD whewefowe ewse guawd ^-^ we his :33 woyaw tent -But ^-^ to ^w^ defend his person ^-^ fwom ^w^ nyight-foes? - -x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, CWAWENCE, OXFORD, x3 SOMEWSET, -ÚwÚ and xDD Fwench soldiers, ;;w;; siwent >w< aww - -:3 WAWWICK. :3 This :3 is his tent; ÚwÚ and UwU see xDD whewe ^.^ stand his ^.^ guawd. -Courage, my :3 mastews! ^-^ Honyouw :3 nyow ^w^ ow >w< nyevew! -But follow uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< Edwawd uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouws. -OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. OwO Who :33 goes thewe? -x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >w< Stay, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^-^ diest. - -uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and OwO the west x3 cwy >w< aww ^w^ 'Wawwick! >w< Wawwick!' ÚwÚ and -xDD set x3 upon OwO the ^-^ guawd, ^-^ who fly, cwying 'Arm! Awm!' uWu WAWWICK -ÚwÚ and OwO the west following them - -The uWu dwum playing ÚwÚ and twumpet sounding, re-enter uWu WAWWICK -ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ÚwÚ bwinging OwO the KING >_< out in his >_< gown, -^.^ sitting in :3 a uWu chaiw. ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> HASTINGS UwU fwy xDD uvw OwO the OwO stage - -SOMEWSET. What awe uWu they UwU that UwU fwy thewe? -:3 WAWWICK. Richard ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hastings. >_> Wet them ^.^ go; here :3 is OwO the >_> Duke. -KING >_< EDWAWD. The Duke! ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, when ^-^ we parted, -Thou :3 caww'dst me ^.^ King? -:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the UwU case :3 is alter'd. -When you disgrac'd me in my :3 embassade, -;;w;; Then I degraded you ^-^ fwom being ;;w;; King, -And come :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU cweate you UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -^.^ Awas, how shouwd you :33 guvwn ^-^ any :3 kingdom -:33 That xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_< ambassadows, -Nyow how ^-^ to >w< be OwO contented with ^-^ onye xDD wife, -Nyow how ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_> youw bwothews :3 bwothewwy, -Nyow how ^-^ to study uWu fow OwO the people's uWu wewfawe, -Nyow how ^-^ to x3 shwoud yourself ^-^ fwom enyemies? -KING >_< EDWAWD. xDD Yea, bwothew >_> of Clarence, art :3 thou here too? -;;w;; Nyay, then I UwU see UwU that >_< Edwawd ^.^ nyeeds >w< must down. -xDD Yet, UwU Wawwick, in UwU despite >_> of >w< aww :33 mischance, -x3 Of ÚwÚ thee thyself ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy ;;w;; compwices, ->_< Edwawd uWu wiww :33 awways bear ^-^ himsewf as King. -^-^ Though >_< fowtunye's ;;w;; mawice ^w^ uvwthwow my state, -UwU My :33 mind exceeds OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of xDD hew wheel. -:3 WAWWICK. >_> Then, uWu fow his UwU mind, >w< be >_< Edwawd England's king; -[Takes x3 off his ^.^ cwown] -But ^-^ Henwy :3 nyow uWu shaww wear OwO the Engwish :3 cwown -And >w< be OwO twue UwU King UwU indeed; :3 thou uWu but OwO the shadow. -UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Somewset, at my UwU wequest, -^w^ See UwU that >_> fowthwith UwU Duke >_< Edwawd >w< be uWu convey'd -^.^ Unto my :33 bwothew, Awchbishop >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -When I ^.^ have xDD fought with ^w^ Pembwoke ÚwÚ and his fellows, -I'll follow you ÚwÚ and tell what ÚwÚ answew -Wewis ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya ^-^ send ^-^ to >_> him. -Nyow uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe ^.^ faweweww, good UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -KING >_< EDWAWD. What fates ^.^ impose, UwU that x3 men >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu abide; -^w^ It :33 boots ^.^ nyot ^-^ to resist uWu both ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tide. -^.^ [They ;;w;; wead him >_< out ^-^ fowcibwy] -OXFOWD. What :3 nyow remains, my x3 wowds, uWu fow OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ do -But mawch ^-^ to UwU Wondon with ^-^ ouw soldiers? -:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, that's OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD thing UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to do; -ÚwÚ To free UwU King ^-^ Henwy ^-^ fwom uWu impwisonment, -And UwU see him seated in OwO the uWu wegaw thwonye. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD EWIZABETH ÚwÚ and WIVEWS - -x3 WIVEWS. ^w^ Madam, what makes you in :3 this ^w^ sudden uWu change? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Why, bwothew Rivers, awe you ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to learn -What ^.^ wate ^-^ misfowtunye :3 is >_> befaww'n UwU King Edwawd? -x3 WIVEWS. >_> What, woss >_> of >w< some >_> pitch'd ^-^ battwe x3 against >_< Wawwick? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. No, uWu but OwO the woss >_> of his >_> own :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson. -x3 WIVEWS. ;;w;; Then :3 is my x3 suvweign uWu swain? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Ay, ^w^ awmost slain, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is :3 taken pwisonyew; -x3 Eithew betway'd uWu by :3 fawsehood >_> of his guawd -Ow uWu by his ÚwÚ foe UwU suwpwis'd at :3 unyawawes; -And, as I further ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< undewstand, -^-^ Is OwO nyew committed ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of Yowk, -x3 Feww xDD Wawwick's :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ foe. -x3 WIVEWS. ^.^ These UwU nyews, I >w< must uWu confess, awe :33 fuww >_> of gwief; -xDD Yet, >_< gwacious UwU madam, bear ^.^ it as you may: -Warwick ^-^ may wose UwU that :3 nyow ;;w;; hath xDD won OwO the day. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Tiww then, fair >w< hope >w< must :33 hindew :3 wife's ÚwÚ decay. -And I OwO the wathew wean me ^-^ fwom ^.^ despaiw ->_< Fow love >_> of x3 Edwawd's offspring in my womb. -:3 This :3 is ^.^ it UwU that makes me bridle passion -And bear with :33 miwdnyess my misfowtunye's cross; ->w< Ay, ^-^ ay, uWu fow :3 this I dwaw in many :3 a >w< teaw -And xDD stop OwO the x3 wising >_> of ^-^ bwood-sucking ;;w;; sighs, -Lest with my sighs ^w^ ow ;;w;; teaws I bwast ^w^ ow drown -UwU King x3 Edwawd's OwO fwuit, OwO twue ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to th' Engwish ^w^ cwown. -x3 WIVEWS. But, UwU madam, xDD whewe :3 is Warwick then ^w^ become? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I x3 am x3 infowm'd UwU that ^.^ he comes towards UwU Wondon -ÚwÚ To xDD set OwO the :3 cwown UwU once ^-^ mowe uWu on Henry's head. -^w^ Guess :3 thou OwO the ^w^ west: UwU King x3 Edwawd's fwiends >w< must down. -But ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the ;;w;; tywant's x3 viowence- ->_< Fow xDD twust ^.^ nyot him UwU that ;;w;; hath UwU once ^w^ bwoken >w< faith- -I'll x3 hence >_> fowthwith x3 unto OwO the ^.^ sanctuawy -ÚwÚ To :33 save at :33 weast OwO the ÚwÚ heiw >_> of x3 Edwawd's >_> wight. -Thewe uWu shaww I west secure ^-^ fwom x3 fowce ÚwÚ and UwU fwaud. -^w^ Come, ^.^ thewefowe, let OwO us UwU fwy >_< whiwe ^-^ we ^-^ may ;;w;; fwy: ->w< If Warwick UwU take >w< us, ^-^ we awe ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^-^ die. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -OwO A ^.^ pawk ;;w;; nyeaw Middleham >_> Castwe in Yorkshire - -x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, LORD ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM >_> STANWEY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, my Wowd ^-^ Hastings ÚwÚ and Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Stanwey, -Weave x3 off ^-^ to wonder x3 why I >_< dwew you UwU hithew -x3 Into :3 this UwU chiefest ^-^ thicket >_> of OwO the xDD pawk. -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ stands OwO the >_> case: you xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; King, my :33 bwothew, -^-^ Is pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop ;;w;; hewe, at uWu whose ^.^ hands -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath good >_< usage ÚwÚ and gweat liberty; -And >_< often uWu but attended with uWu weak guawd -x3 Comes x3 hunting :3 this uWu way ^-^ to disport :3 himsewf. -I ^.^ have ;;w;; advewtis'd him uWu by >w< secwet :3 means -:33 That ^-^ if about :3 this hour ^.^ he ^-^ make :3 this >_< way, -^.^ Undew OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of his >_< usuaw game, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww here find his fwiends, with horse ÚwÚ and ^-^ men, -ÚwÚ To xDD set him free ^-^ fwom his captivity. - -x3 Entew KING EDWAWD ÚwÚ and :3 a HUNTSMAN with him - ->w< HUNTSMAN. :3 This >_< way, my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow :3 this uWu way :3 wies OwO the game. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 this >_< way, xDD man. ^w^ See xDD whewe OwO the huntsmen :3 stand. -Nyow, bwothew >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, Wowd Hastings, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, -Stand you ;;w;; thus :33 cwose ^-^ to >_< steaw OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's deew? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Bwothew, OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and UwU case requireth >_> haste; -Your horse ^-^ stands ready at OwO the ^.^ pawk cownyew. -KING >_< EDWAWD. But :33 whithew uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ then? -HASTINGS. ÚwÚ To :3 Wynn, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and shipt ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^-^ to Fwandews. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Weww guess'd, believe me; uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ was my meaning. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Stanwey, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite >w< thy forwardness. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. But xDD whewefowe stay >_> we? ^.^ 'Tis nyo UwU time ^-^ to ^.^ tawk. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Huntsman, what xDD say'st thou? uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go :33 awong? ->w< HUNTSMAN. >_< Bettew ^-^ do OwO so than tawwy ÚwÚ and >w< be >_> hang'd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Come then, away; wet's UwU ha' nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ado. -KING >_< EDWAWD. >_< Bishop, faweweww. Shield ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom xDD Wawwick's ^.^ fwown, -And pray UwU that I ^-^ may xDD wepossess OwO the ^w^ cwown. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Wondon. The >w< Towew - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, CWAWENCE, >w< WAWWICK, x3 SOMEWSET, x3 young HENWY, -^.^ EAWW >_< OF RICHMOND, OXFORD, :33 MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT >_< OF OwO THE ;;w;; TOWEW, ÚwÚ and attendants - -KING HENRY. ^-^ Mastew UwU Wieutenyant, :3 nyow UwU that :3 God ÚwÚ and fwiends ->_< Have shaken >_< Edwawd ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu wegaw x3 seat -And tuwn'd my :33 captive OwO state ^-^ to wibewty, -UwU My ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to hope, my ;;w;; sowwows x3 unto ;;w;; joys, -^.^ At ^-^ ouw enwawgement what awe >w< thy :3 due >w< fees? -WIEUTENyANT. >w< Subjects ^-^ may challenge nyothing >_> of theiw :3 sov'weigns; -But ^-^ if OwO an humbwe >w< pwayew ^-^ may prevail, -I then crave pawdon >_> of >_> youw Majesty. -KING HENRY. >_< Fow what, Lieutenant? >_< Fow ;;w;; weww :3 using x3 me? -;;w;; Nyay, >w< be :3 thou ^w^ suwe I'll ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ wequite >w< thy >_> kindnyess, ->_< Fow UwU that ^.^ it :3 made my impwisonment :3 a ^-^ pweasuwe; ->w< Ay, such :3 a ^w^ pweasuwe as ;;w;; incaged :33 biwds -^w^ Conceive xDD when, aftew many ^-^ moody ^-^ thoughts, -^.^ At last uWu by :3 nyotes >_> of househowd >w< hawmony -^.^ They ^-^ quite ^-^ fowget theiw woss >_> of :33 wibewty. -But, UwU Wawwick, aftew God, :3 thou >w< set'st me ^.^ fwee, -And chiefwy OwO thewefowe I :3 thank :3 God ÚwÚ and thee; -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 authow, :3 thou OwO the instwument. -:33 Thewefowe, UwU that I ^-^ may OwO conquew >_< fowtunye's ^-^ spite -By :3 wiving low xDD whewe >_> fowtunye cannyot hurt uWu me, -And UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of :3 this bwessed ^.^ wand -May ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 punyish'd with my ÚwÚ thwawting staws, -UwU Wawwick, although my head still wear OwO the UwU cwown, -I here resign my government ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ->_< Fow :3 thou art >_> fowtunyate in >w< aww >w< thy >_< deeds. -:3 WAWWICK. Your OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath still >_< been :33 fam'd uWu fow viwtuous, -And :3 nyow ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem as xDD wise as ÚwÚ viwtuous -By spying ÚwÚ and avoiding >_< fowtunye's malice, ->_< Fow xDD few x3 men >w< wightwy uWu tempew with OwO the staws; ->_> Yet in :3 this ^-^ onye xDD thing let me blame >_> youw Gwace, ->_< Fow UwU choosing me when uWu Cwawence :3 is in :3 pwace. -CWAWENCE. No, UwU Wawwick, :3 thou art >w< wowthy >_> of OwO the sway, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom OwO the >_< heav'ns in >w< thy ^.^ nyativity ->_> Adjudg'd OwO an owive branch ÚwÚ and ^.^ wauwew UwU cwown, -UwU As :33 wikewy ^-^ to >w< be bwest in xDD peace ÚwÚ and waw; -And OwO thewefowe I ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee my free consent. -:3 WAWWICK. And I OwO choose uWu Cwawence only uWu fow Protector. -KING HENRY. Warwick ÚwÚ and Clarence, ^w^ give me uWu both >_> youw hands. -Nyow >_> join >_> youw x3 hands, ÚwÚ and with >_> youw ^.^ hands >_> youw hearts, -:33 That nyo >_< dissension :33 hindew guvwnment. -I ^-^ make you uWu both >_> Pwotectows >_> of :3 this wand, -OwO Whiwe I ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww ;;w;; wead :3 a pwivate life -And in ;;w;; devotion uWu spend my wattew OwO days, -ÚwÚ To x3 sin's webuke ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; Cweatow's :3 pwaise. -:3 WAWWICK. What ^-^ answews uWu Cwawence ^-^ to his >_< suvweign's x3 wiww? -CWAWENCE. :33 That ^.^ he OwO consents, ^-^ if Warwick ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ consent, ->_< Fow uWu on >w< thy >_> fowtunye I wepose ^-^ mysewf. -:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< though OwO woath, ÚwÚ yet >w< must I >w< be ÚwÚ content. ->w< We'ww ^.^ yoke togethew, >_< wike :3 a double ;;w;; shadow -ÚwÚ To Henry's body, ÚwÚ and :3 suppwy his >w< pwace; -I >_> mean, in beawing OwO weight >_> of ;;w;; guvwnment, -OwO Whiwe ^.^ he :33 enjoys OwO the uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and his OwO ease. -And, Clarence, :3 nyow then ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe than :3 nyeedfuw -xDD Fowthwith UwU that >_< Edwawd >w< be pwonyounc'd :3 a >w< twaitow, -And >w< aww his x3 wands ÚwÚ and goods confiscated. -CWAWENCE. What xDD ewse? And UwU that UwU succession >w< be detewmin'd. -:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, :3 thewein uWu Cwawence uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU want his pawt. -KING HENRY. But, with OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of >w< aww >_> youw >_> chief affaiws, ->_> Wet me >w< entweat- uWu fow I xDD command nyo >w< mowe- -:33 That >_< Mawgawet >_> youw Queen ÚwÚ and my :3 son >_< Edwawd -Be x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ fwom Fwance with ÚwÚ speed; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see them ;;w;; hewe, uWu by doubtfuw ;;w;; feaw -UwU My ^.^ joy >_> of ;;w;; wibewty :3 is half OwO ecwips'd. -CWAWENCE. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, my suvweign, with >w< aww x3 speed. -KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Somewset, what xDD youth :3 is UwU that, -x3 Of xDD whom you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO so >w< tendew x3 cawe? -SOMEWSET. UwU My UwU wiege, ^.^ it :3 is x3 young Henry, Eaww >_> of >w< Wichmond. -KING HENRY. Come hithew, England's :33 hope. -[Lays his hand uWu on his OwO head] ->w< If >w< secwet >w< powews -ÚwÚ Suggest uWu but >w< twuth ^-^ to my divining ^-^ thoughts, -:3 This pwetty ^.^ wad uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's >_< bwiss. -His looks awe :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ peacefuw ^w^ majesty; -His head uWu by ^-^ nyatuwe x3 fwam'd ^-^ to wear :3 a UwU cwown, -His hand ^-^ to wiewd :3 a ^-^ sceptwe; ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf -^w^ Wikewy in UwU time ^-^ to bless :3 a uWu wegaw thwonye. -UwU Make >w< much >_> of ^w^ him, my lords; uWu fow :3 this :3 is ^.^ he -Must ^w^ hewp you ^-^ mowe than you awe hurt uWu by >_> me. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_< POST - -:3 WAWWICK. What UwU nyews, my fwiend? -POST. :33 That >_< Edwawd :3 is escaped ^-^ fwom >_> youw bwothew -And >w< fwed, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws ÚwÚ since, ^-^ to :33 Buwgundy. -:3 WAWWICK. >w< Unsavouwy >w< nyews! But how :3 made ^.^ he ^.^ escape? -POST. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu convey'd uWu by Richard UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew -And OwO the Wowd Hastings, ^-^ who attended him -UwU In >w< secwet >_< ambush uWu on OwO the fowest >_> side -And ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's huntsmen wescu'd him; ->_< Fow x3 hunting ÚwÚ was his ;;w;; daiwy uWu exewcise. -:3 WAWWICK. UwU My bwothew ÚwÚ was xDD too >_> cawewess >_> of his :33 chawge. -But let OwO us hence, my suvweign, ^-^ to :3 pwovide -OwO A salve uWu fow ^-^ any >_> sowe UwU that ^-^ may betide. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but x3 SOMEWSET, RICHMOND, ÚwÚ and :3 OXFOWD -SOMEWSET. UwU My lord, I >_< wike ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 this flight >_> of Edwawd's; ->_< Fow x3 doubtwess uWu Buwgundy uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd him help, -And ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe wars ;;w;; befow't >w< be UwU wong. -UwU As Henry's ^.^ wate ^w^ pwesaging prophecy -OwO Did ^.^ gwad my OwO heawt with >w< hope >_> of :3 this x3 young Wichmond, -^w^ So doth my OwO heawt x3 misgive uWu me, in ^.^ these conflicts, -What ^-^ may befall him ^-^ to his harm ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. -:33 Thewefowe, Wowd Oxford, ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the worst, -xDD Fowthwith ^w^ we'ww ^-^ send him x3 hence ^-^ to >_> Bwittany, -;;w;; Tiww stowms >w< be ÚwÚ past >_> of civil >w< enmity. -OXFOWD. >w< Ay, uWu fow ^-^ if >_< Edwawd xDD wepossess OwO the UwU cwown, -^.^ 'Tis >_< wike UwU that x3 Wichmond with OwO the west uWu shaww down. -SOMEWSET. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ to xDD Bwittany. -Come ^.^ thewefowe, wet's about ^.^ it >_> speediwy. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -Before uWu Yowk - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, bwothew ÚwÚ Wichawd, Wowd Hastings, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ->_> Yet ;;w;; thus :3 faw >_> fowtunye UwU maketh OwO us ;;w;; amends, -And :33 says UwU that UwU once ^-^ mowe I uWu shaww ^w^ intewchange -UwU My waned OwO state uWu fow Henry's uWu wegaw ^w^ cwown. -^.^ Weww ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ pass'd ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^w^ wepass'd OwO the seas, -And ^w^ bwought desiwed ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom Burgundy; -What then remains, ^-^ we being ;;w;; thus awwiv'd -From Ravenspurgh x3 haven before OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Yowk, -But UwU that ^-^ we enter, as OwO into ^-^ ouw >_< dukedom? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^w^ gates :3 made uWu fast! xDD Bwothew, I >_< wike ^.^ nyot ^.^ this; ->_< Fow many x3 men UwU that xDD stumbwe at OwO the threshold -uWu Awe ;;w;; weww foretold UwU that danger >_< wuwks within. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Tush, man, abodements >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow affright ÚwÚ us. -By fair ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw :3 means ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ in, ->_< Fow UwU hithew uWu wiww ^-^ ouw fwiends wepaiw ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -HASTINGS. UwU My UwU wiege, I'll xDD knyock UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to summon ^.^ them. - -OwO Entew, uWu on OwO the wawws, OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF YORK ÚwÚ and -his ÚwÚ BWETHWEN - -uWu MAYOW. UwU My x3 wowds, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe UwU fowewawnyed >_> of >_> youw UwU coming -And OwO shut OwO the ^w^ gates uWu fow >_> safety >_> of >w< ouwsewves, ->_< Fow :3 nyow ^-^ we owe :33 awwegiance x3 unto ^.^ Henwy. -KING >_< EDWAWD. But, ^-^ Mastew Mayor, ^-^ if ^-^ Henwy >w< be >_> youw ;;w;; King, ->_> Yet >_< Edwawd at OwO the :33 weast :3 is UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -uWu MAYOW. ÚwÚ Twue, my good ^w^ wowd; I xDD knyow you uWu fow nyo less. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ and I challenge nyothing uWu but my ÚwÚ dukedom, -UwU As being ;;w;; weww ^.^ content with UwU that awonye. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] But when OwO the :3 fox ;;w;; hath UwU once ^w^ got in his nyose, -He'll >_> soon find :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ body OwO fowwow. -HASTINGS. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ Mastew Mayor, x3 why ^.^ stand you in :3 a doubt? -ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates; ^-^ we awe UwU King Henry's >_< fwiends. -uWu MAYOW. >w< Ay, uWu say you so? The ^w^ gates uWu shaww then >w< be :3 open'd. -:3 [He >_< descends] -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A xDD wise :33 stout captain, ÚwÚ and >_> soon ^.^ pewsuaded! -HASTINGS. The good ^.^ owd man would fain UwU that >w< aww ;;w;; wewe well, -^w^ So 'twere ^.^ nyot wong >_> of him; uWu but being ^.^ ent'wed, -I x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, uWu but ^-^ we uWu shaww >_> soon >_< pewsuade -Both him ÚwÚ and >w< aww his bwothews x3 unto reason. - -OwO Entew, UwU bewow, OwO the :33 MAYOW ÚwÚ and two :33 AWDEWMEN - -KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU So, ^-^ Mastew xDD Mayow. ^.^ These ^w^ gates >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO shut -But in OwO the night ^w^ ow in OwO the UwU time >_> of waw. ->_< What! ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, man, uWu but ÚwÚ yiewd me OwO up OwO the xDD keys; -[Takes his ^w^ keys] ->_< Fow >_< Edwawd uWu wiww ^w^ defend OwO the ^-^ town ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, -And >w< aww x3 those fwiends UwU that >_> deign ^-^ to follow >_> me. - -xDD Mawch. x3 Entew MONTGOMEWY with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Bwothew, :3 this :3 is Sir uWu John >_< Montgomewy, -Our >_> twusty OwO fwiend, unwess I >w< be deceiv'd. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Wewcome, Sir x3 john! But x3 why come you in >w< awms? -MONTGOMERY. ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp UwU King >_< Edwawd in his UwU time >_> of storm, -UwU As every :33 woyaw :33 subject ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to do. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, good Montgomewy; uWu but ^-^ we :3 nyow ^-^ fowget -Our title ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and only OwO cwaim -Our :33 dukedom ÚwÚ tiww :3 God >w< pwease ^-^ to ^-^ send OwO the ^-^ west. -MONTGOMERY. ;;w;; Then fare you well, uWu fow I uWu wiww x3 hence again. -I came ^-^ to sewve :3 a ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ duke. -Dwummew, strike uWu up, ÚwÚ and let OwO us mawch >_> away. -UwU [The uWu dwum begins ^-^ to mawch] -KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ stay, Sir :33 John, :3 a ^w^ whiwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww debate -By what xDD safe :3 means OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ may >w< be recover'd. -MONTGOMERY. What talk you >_> of x3 debating? UwU In xDD few xDD wowds: ->w< If ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot here :3 pwocwaim yourself ^-^ ouw ;;w;; King, -I'll xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >w< be gonye -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep them xDD back UwU that come ^-^ to succour you. -UwU Why uWu shaww ^-^ we fight, ^-^ if you pwetend nyo >_> titwe? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, :33 bwothew, xDD whewefowe ^.^ stand you uWu on nice UwU points? -KING >_< EDWAWD. When ^-^ we gwow x3 stwongew, then ^w^ we'ww ^-^ make ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cwaim; -;;w;; Tiww then 'tis OwO wisdom ^-^ to conceal ^-^ ouw meaning. -HASTINGS. :3 Away with scwupuwous :3 wit! Nyow ÚwÚ awms >w< must ÚwÚ wuwe. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And >_< feawwess ^w^ minds climb soonest x3 unto crowns. -xDD Bwothew, ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim you >_< out >_> of >w< hand; -The >_< bwuit thereof uWu wiww bwing you many >_< fwiends. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ it as you wiww; uWu fow 'tis my >_< wight, -And ^-^ Henwy uWu but usuwps OwO the diadem. -MONTGOMERY. >w< Ay, :3 nyow my x3 suvweign UwU speaketh >_< wike ;;w;; himsewf; -And :3 nyow uWu wiww I >w< be x3 Edwawd's ^w^ champion. -HASTINGS. Sound twumpet; >_< Edwawd uWu shaww >w< be here ;;w;; pwocwaim'd. -^w^ Come, :3 fewwow ^-^ sowdiew, ^-^ make :3 thou proclamation. -^.^ [Gives him :3 a >w< papew. Fwouwish] -^-^ SOWDIEW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Edward OwO the Fourth, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of God, -UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and Wowd >_> of UwU Iwewand, xDD &c.' -MONTGOMERY. And whoso'er ÚwÚ gainsays UwU King x3 Edwawd's >_< wight, -By :3 this I challenge him ^-^ to >w< singwe ^w^ fight. -[Thwows ;;w;; down ^.^ gauntwet] -ALL. Wong live >_< Edwawd OwO the Fouwth! -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, bwave >_< Montgomewy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks x3 unto you uWu aww; ->w< If >_> fowtunye sewve uWu me, I'll ÚwÚ wequite :3 this kindness. -Nyow uWu fow :3 this night wet's OwO hawbouw here in Yowk; -And when OwO the xDD mownying >_< sun uWu shaww ÚwÚ waise his caw -OwO Abuv OwO the OwO bowdew >_> of :3 this howizon, ->w< We'ww :3 fowwawd towards Warwick ÚwÚ and his uWu mates; ->_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot UwU that ^-^ Henwy :3 is nyo sowdiew. -xDD Ah, froward Clarence, how evil ^.^ it beseems OwO the -ÚwÚ To fwattew ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and >_> fowsake >w< thy ^-^ bwothew! -xDD Yet, as ^-^ we >w< may, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet uWu both ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and Warwick. -Come OwO on, bwave UwU sowdiews; x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the day, -And, UwU that UwU once ^w^ gotten, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of uWu wawge :33 pay. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VIII. -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, >w< WAWWICK, :33 MONTAGUE, CWAWENCE, OXFORD, ÚwÚ and EXETEW - -:3 WAWWICK. What counsew, wowds? >_< Edwawd ^-^ fwom Bewgia, -x3 With ^-^ hasty Gewmans ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt ^.^ Howwandews, -;;w;; Hath ^w^ pass'd in >_> safety OwO thwough OwO the narrow :33 seas -And with his twoops doth mawch ;;w;; amain ^-^ to London; -And many x3 giddy ^w^ peopwe flock ^-^ to >_> him. -KING HENRY. Let's levy x3 men ÚwÚ and beat him xDD back again. -CWAWENCE. OwO A wittwe x3 fiwe :3 is >_> quickwy :33 twodden out, ->w< Which, being OwO suffew'd, wivews cannyot quench. -:3 WAWWICK. UwU In OwO Wawwickshiwe I ^.^ have true-hearted fwiends, -:3 Nyot mutinyous in :3 peace, ÚwÚ yet bowd in waw; -Those uWu wiww I uWu mustew uWu up, ÚwÚ and thou, :3 son Clarence, -Shalt :33 stiw OwO up in Suffowk, xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ and in ^.^ Kent, -The knyights ÚwÚ and gentlemen ^-^ to come with thee. -uWu Thou, bwothew :3 Montague, in ^w^ Buckingham, -UwU Nyowthampton, ÚwÚ and in :3 Weicestewshiwe, ^-^ shawt find -Men ;;w;; weww ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to hear what :3 thou x3 command'st. -And thou, bwave Oxford, :3 wondwous ;;w;; weww >_< bewov'd, -UwU In Oxfowdshiwe ^-^ shawt uWu mustew OwO up >w< thy >_< fwiends. -UwU My suvweign, with OwO the :33 woving >_< citizens, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to his >_< iswand girt in with OwO the :33 ocean -Ow modest xDD Dian UwU ciwcwed with xDD hew nymphs, -:33 Shaww west in UwU Wondon ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we come ^-^ to >_> him. -^-^ Faiw x3 wowds, UwU take xDD weave ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ wepwy. -Faweweww, my sovereign. -KING HENRY. Faweweww, my >_< Hectow ÚwÚ and my Twoy's OwO twue :33 hope. -CWAWENCE. UwU In >w< sign >_> of truth, I ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw OwO Highnyess' hand. -KING HENRY. uWu Weww-minded Clarence, >w< be :3 thou fortunate! ->_< MONTAGUE. >w< Comfowt, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. -OXFOWD. >_< [Kissing OwO the UwU KING'S band] And ;;w;; thus I >w< seaw my >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid -^.^ adieu. -KING HENRY. ^.^ Sweet Oxford, ÚwÚ and my :33 woving :3 Montague, -And >w< aww at once, UwU once ^-^ mowe :3 a x3 happy faweweww. -:3 WAWWICK. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet lords; wet's ^.^ meet at ;;w;; Cuvntwy. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the KING ÚwÚ and EXETEW -KING HENRY. ;;w;; Hewe at OwO the :33 pawace uWu wiww I west :3 a ;;w;; whiwe. -Cousin >_> of ^.^ Exetew, what OwO thinks >_> youw :33 wowdship? -x3 Methinks OwO the power UwU that >_< Edwawd ;;w;; hath in field -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be able ^-^ to uWu encountew x3 minye. -EXETER. The x3 doubt :3 is UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww seduce OwO the ^-^ west. -KING HENRY. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot my fear; my meed ;;w;; hath ^w^ got me :3 fame: -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot stopp'd >_< minye ears ^-^ to theiw ^w^ demands, -Nyow >w< posted x3 off theiw ÚwÚ suits with uWu swow >_< deways; -UwU My ^-^ pity ;;w;; hath >_< been balm ^-^ to ^w^ heaw theiw uWu wounds, -UwU My :33 miwdnyess ;;w;; hath xDD awway'd theiw ;;w;; swewwing ^.^ gwiefs, -UwU My UwU mewcy dried theiw water-flowing teaws; -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been xDD desiwous >_> of theiw :33 weawth, -Nyow >w< much xDD oppwess'd them with gweat ^w^ subsidies, -Nyow :3 fowwawd >_> of ÚwÚ wevenge, >w< though uWu they >w< much uWu eww'd. -;;w;; Then x3 why shouwd uWu they love >_< Edwawd ^-^ mowe than x3 me? -No, ^.^ Exetew, ^.^ these gwaces challenge ÚwÚ gwace; -And, when OwO the x3 wion UwU fawns x3 upon OwO the ^w^ wamb, -The ÚwÚ wamb uWu wiww never OwO cease ^-^ to follow >_> him. -OwO [Shout within 'A xDD Wancastew! OwO A Lancaster!'] -EXETER. Hawk, x3 hawk, my wowd! What shouts awe ^w^ these? - -x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -KING >_< EDWAWD. Seize uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ shame-fac'd Henry, bear him >_> hence; -And UwU once UwU again :3 pwocwaim OwO us UwU King >_> of Engwand. -You awe OwO the uWu fount UwU that makes small >w< bwooks ^-^ to ^.^ fwow. -Nyow stops >w< thy UwU spwing; my ÚwÚ sea uWu shaww x3 suck them >_> dwy, -And sweww OwO so >w< much OwO the highew uWu by theiw ebb. ->_< Hence with him ^-^ to OwO the Towew: let him ^.^ nyot speak. ->_< Exeunt >w< some with KING :33 HENWY -And, x3 wowds, towards ;;w;; Cuvntwy ^-^ bend ^-^ we ^-^ ouw ^.^ couwse, -:3 Whewe pewemptowy Warwick :3 nyow remains. -The >_< sun uWu shinyes hot; :3 and, ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; use deway, -Cold >_> biting winter x3 maws ^-^ ouw uWu hop'd-fow ^.^ hay. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Away :3 betimes, before his fowces uWu join, -And UwU take OwO the >_< gweat-gwown >_> twaitow unawares. -xDD Bwave wawwiows, mawch ;;w;; amain towards ;;w;; Cuvntwy. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -;;w;; Cuvntwy - -x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF ;;w;; COVENTWY, two MESSENGERS, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews x3 upon OwO the >_< wawws - -:3 WAWWICK. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the OwO post UwU that came ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ vawiant ^-^ Oxfowd? -OwO How :3 faw x3 hence :3 is >w< thy lord, >_< minye >w< honyest fewwow? -OwO FIWST MESSENGEW. By :3 this at Dunsmowe, marching ÚwÚ hithewwawd. -:3 WAWWICK. OwO How :3 faw x3 off :3 is ^-^ ouw bwothew Montague? -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the OwO post UwU that came ^-^ fwom Montague? -x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. By :3 this at ÚwÚ Daintwy, with :3 a uWu puissant troop. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN xDD SOMEWVIWWE - -:3 WAWWICK. Say, Somerville, what :33 says my :33 woving xDD son? -And uWu by >w< thy ^.^ guess how uWu nyigh :3 is uWu Cwawence ^w^ nyow? -SOMERVILLE. ^.^ At Southam I >_> did xDD weave him with his fowces, -And ^-^ do OwO expect him here >w< some two ^w^ houws ^-^ hence. +WARWICK. Tuwn ÚwÚ this :3 way, Henry, ÚwÚ and regard them not. +UwU EXETEW. ^-^ They >_> seek UwU wevenge, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe xDD wiww nyot >_< yiewd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Ah, ^w^ Exetew! +WARWICK. Why >_> shouwd xDD you uWu sigh, x3 my xDD wowd? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Nyot fow myself, Lord Wawwick, >_> but x3 my x3 son, +;;w;; Whom UwU I OwO unnyatuwawwy UwU shaww disinherit. +OwO But be >w< it >_< as >w< it may. :33 [To ÚwÚ YOWK] UwU I OwO hewe :3 entaiw +uWu The >_< cwown to uWu thee ÚwÚ and to ^.^ thinye :3 heiws fow evew; +ÚwÚ Conditionyawwy, :3 that OwO hewe xDD thou OwO take >w< an ^-^ oath +;;w;; To xDD cease ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ civiw waw, x3 and, whiwst UwU I x3 wive, +;;w;; To honour ;;w;; me >_< as >w< thy x3 king ÚwÚ and sovereign, +xDD And :3 nyeithew ^.^ by UwU tweason nor hostility +;;w;; To >_> seek to put ;;w;; me down ÚwÚ and OwO weign thysewf. +:3 YOWK. This ^-^ oath UwU I ^w^ wiwwingwy take, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_< pewfowm. +[Coming from x3 the throne] +WARWICK. OwO Wong ^w^ wive ^w^ King Henry! Pwantagenyet, >_< embwace ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And ^-^ wong ^w^ wive UwU thou, ÚwÚ and these >w< thy forward sons! +:3 YOWK. Now York ÚwÚ and :3 Wancastew OwO awe ;;w;; weconciw'd. +UwU EXETEW. Accurs'd be ^.^ he :3 that >_> seeks to >_< make them foes! +[Sennet. :3 Hewe ;;w;; they come down] +:3 YOWK. UwU Faweweww, x3 my >_> gwacious wowd; I'll to x3 my >w< castwe. +WARWICK. xDD And I'll >_< keep ;;w;; Wondon with x3 my soldiers. +NyOWFOWK. xDD And UwU I to Norfolk with x3 my fowwowews. +x3 MONTAGUE. xDD And UwU I >w< unto x3 the :33 sea, from >_> whence UwU I >_< came. +Exeunt x3 the xDD YOWKISTS +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And I, with grief ÚwÚ and >_> sowwow, to x3 the >_< couwt. + +Entew >w< QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET ÚwÚ and x3 the PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES + +UwU EXETEW. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the :3 Queen, x3 whose :33 wooks OwO bewway her OwO angew. +I'll ^.^ steaw xDD away. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Exetew, UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Nyay, OwO go nyot from OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow thee. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, ^-^ gentwe queen, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww >_< stay. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Who ^.^ can be patient uWu in xDD such :33 extwemes? +xDD Ah, wwetched ;;w;; man! Wouwd UwU I xDD had >w< died :3 a ;;w;; maid, +xDD And >_< nyevew :3 seen ÚwÚ thee, >_< nyevew :3 bownye uWu thee x3 son, +x3 Seeing xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ pwov'd UwU so unnyatuwaw :3 a ;;w;; fathew! +>_< Hath ^.^ he OwO desewv'd to wose :33 his ÚwÚ biwthwight >_< thus? +UwU Hadst xDD thou >_> but :3 wov'd ^.^ him half UwU so weww >_< as I, +:33 Ow UwU fewt :3 that :33 pain which UwU I uWu did fow ^.^ him ^w^ once, +:33 Ow >_< nyouwish'd ^.^ him >_< as UwU I uWu did with x3 my bwood, +^.^ Thou wouldst uWu have left >w< thy deawest ^w^ heawt-bwood there +Rather than uWu have UwU made :3 that x3 savage uWu duke ^.^ thinye heiw, +xDD And ^w^ disinhewited ^.^ thinye >w< onwy OwO son. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. :3 Fathew, xDD you ;;w;; cannyot disinherit x3 me. +;;w;; If xDD you be OwO King, >w< why >_> shouwd nyot UwU I :3 succeed? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, Mawgawet; UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 sweet OwO son. +uWu The ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< Duke enforc'd x3 me. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Enforc'd uWu thee! Awt xDD thou ^w^ King ÚwÚ and wiwt be +x3 fowc'd? +UwU I ^-^ shame to hear uWu thee >_< speak. xDD Ah, uWu timowous OwO wwetch! +^.^ Thou x3 hast ÚwÚ undonye ;;w;; thysewf, >w< thy x3 son, ÚwÚ and OwO me; +xDD And xDD giv'n >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; house of York xDD such >_> head +;;w;; As xDD thou shalt OwO weign >_> but ^.^ by uWu theiw sufferance. +;;w;; To :3 entaiw ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 heiws >w< unto x3 the :3 cwown, +>_> What >_> is >w< it >_> but to >_< make >w< thy >w< sepuwchwe +xDD And :3 cweep x3 into >w< it uWu faw >w< befowe >w< thy >w< time? +Wawwick >_> is Chancellor ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; wowd of Calais; +Stern Fawconbwidge ;;w;; commands x3 the nyawwow uWu seas; +uWu The >w< Duke >_> is UwU made Protector of x3 the ÚwÚ weawm; +xDD And yet shalt xDD thou be :3 safe? >w< Such :33 safety ÚwÚ finds +uWu The uWu twembwing :3 wamb ^w^ enviwonyed with wowves. +xDD Had UwU I :33 been thewe, which ^w^ am :3 a siwwy ^w^ woman, +uWu The ^-^ sowdiews >_> shouwd uWu have :3 toss'd ;;w;; me on uWu theiw >_< pikes +^.^ Befowe UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> gwanted to :3 that act. +OwO But xDD thou prefer'st >w< thy >w< wife >w< befowe ^.^ thinye honour; +xDD And ^-^ seeing xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, UwU I OwO hewe :3 divowce myself, +UwU Both from >w< thy ^-^ tabwe, Henry, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^.^ bed, +Untiw :3 that ;;w;; act of ;;w;; pawwiament be :33 wepeaw'd +Whereby x3 my >_< son >_> is UwU disinhewited. +uWu The ^w^ nyowthewn wowds :3 that uWu have ;;w;; fowswown >w< thy cowouws +Will ;;w;; fowwow >_> minye, >_> if >_> once ;;w;; they >_> see them uWu spwead; +xDD And ;;w;; spwead ;;w;; they UwU shaww be, to >w< thy fouw xDD disgwace +xDD And :33 uttew xDD wuin of x3 the ;;w;; house of x3 Yowk. +^-^ Thus UwU do UwU I OwO weave thee. ^.^ Come, x3 son, >_> wet's :3 away; +Our ^.^ awmy >_> is weady; come, we'll ÚwÚ aftew OwO them. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Stay, ^-^ gentwe Margaret, ÚwÚ and hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^-^ spoke ^w^ too much already; get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Gentwe >_< son Edwawd, xDD thou wiwt xDD stay with me? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, to be ^w^ muwdew'd ^.^ by :33 his enemies. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. x3 When UwU I ^-^ wetuwn with OwO victowy from x3 the field +I'll >_> see x3 youw Grace; >w< tiww xDD then I'll ;;w;; fowwow her. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^.^ Come, x3 son, :3 away; ^.^ we OwO may nyot :33 wingew OwO thus. +Exeunt >w< QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET ÚwÚ and x3 the PWINCE +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO Poow ^.^ queen! How wuv to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and to her >_< son +>_< Hath UwU made her bweak x3 out x3 into terms of rage! +;;w;; Weveng'd OwO may ^.^ she be on :3 that hateful ;;w;; Duke, +>_< Whose ^.^ haughty ^-^ spiwit, >_> winged with >_> desiwe, +Will >_> cost x3 my :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike >w< an :33 empty >_> eagwe +ÚwÚ Tiwe on x3 the >w< fwesh of ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and of x3 my ^w^ son! +uWu The ^-^ woss of UwU those >w< thwee wowds torments x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +I'll >w< wwite >w< unto ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and entweat them fair; +^.^ Come, OwO cousin, xDD you UwU shaww be x3 the :3 messengew. +UwU EXETEW. xDD And I, UwU I hope, UwU shaww reconcile them all. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Sandaw ^.^ Castwe, nyeaw Wakefield, uWu in ^.^ Yowkshiwe + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew EDWARD, WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and x3 MONTAGUE + +>_< WICHAWD. UwU Bwothew, ^w^ though UwU I be ^-^ youngest, UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. +>_> EDWAWD. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^.^ can xDD bettew :33 pway x3 the >_< owatow. +x3 MONTAGUE. OwO But UwU I uWu have weasons >w< stwong ÚwÚ and fowcibwe. + +Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK + +:3 YOWK. Why, >w< how now, xDD sons ÚwÚ and xDD bwothew! uWu at :3 a OwO stwife? +>_> What >_> is x3 youw OwO quawwew? How began >w< it uWu fiwst? +>_> EDWAWD. No quarrel, >_> but :3 a :3 swight ÚwÚ contention. +:3 YOWK. About UwU what? +>_< WICHAWD. About :3 that which uWu concewns x3 youw Gwace ÚwÚ and >w< us- +uWu The >_< cwown of England, ÚwÚ fathew, which >_> is x3 youws. +:3 YOWK. Minye, boy? ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww ^w^ King Henwy be uWu dead. +>_< WICHAWD. uWu Youw >w< wight ÚwÚ depends nyot on :33 his >w< wife ow death. +>_> EDWAWD. Now xDD you OwO awe heiw, >_< thewefowe ^.^ enjoy >w< it now. +^-^ By ^.^ giving x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 Wancastew OwO weave to ^w^ bweathe, +^.^ It xDD wiww xDD outwun UwU you, ÚwÚ fathew, uWu in x3 the OwO end. +:3 YOWK. UwU I >_> took >w< an ^-^ oath :3 that ^.^ he >_> shouwd ÚwÚ quietwy reign. +>_> EDWAWD. OwO But fow :3 a ^w^ kingdom xDD any ^-^ oath OwO may be uWu bwoken: +UwU I ^.^ wouwd bweak :3 a thousand >w< oaths to OwO weign one year. +>_< WICHAWD. No; ^w^ God UwU fowbid x3 youw Gwace >_> shouwd be forsworn. +:3 YOWK. UwU I UwU shaww be, >_> if UwU I >_< cwaim ^.^ by open waw. +>_< WICHAWD. I'll ^-^ pwuv x3 the >_< contwawy, >_> if you'ww hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +:3 YOWK. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst >_> nyot, son; >w< it >_> is >_> impossibwe. +>_< WICHAWD. ^-^ An ^-^ oath >_> is of nyo :33 moment, ^.^ being nyot >_> took +^.^ Befowe :3 a true ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wawfuw magistrate +:33 That hath ÚwÚ authowity uvw ^.^ him :3 that uWu sweaws. +Henwy xDD had nyonye, >_> but uWu did usuwp x3 the pwace; +Then, ^-^ seeing uWu 'twas ^.^ he :3 that UwU made xDD you to >_< depose, +uWu Youw ;;w;; oath, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> is :33 vain ÚwÚ and uWu fwivowous. +>_< Thewefowe, to arms. ^.^ And, ÚwÚ fathew, UwU do >_> but think +How x3 sweet :3 a ^.^ thing >w< it >_> is to ^-^ weaw :3 a :3 cwown, +OwO Within x3 whose :33 ciwcuit >_> is ;;w;; Ewysium +xDD And aww :3 that ^-^ poets >_> feign of ÚwÚ bwiss ÚwÚ and ^-^ joy. +Why UwU do ^.^ we :33 wingew >_< thus? UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD west +Untiw x3 the ^-^ white wose :3 that UwU I ^-^ weaw be dy'd +Even uWu in x3 the :3 wukewawm :3 bwood of >_> Henwy's ;;w;; heawt. +:3 YOWK. ^.^ Wichawd, >_< enyough; UwU I xDD wiww be OwO King, ow die. +UwU Bwothew, xDD thou shalt to ;;w;; Wondon presently +xDD And ^w^ whet on Wawwick to ÚwÚ this enterprise. +Thou, ^.^ Wichawd, shalt to x3 the >w< Duke of Norfolk +xDD And tell ^.^ him pwiviwy of UwU ouw >w< intent. +>_< You, Edwawd, UwU shaww >w< unto x3 my Lord ÚwÚ Cobham, +With ÚwÚ whom x3 the ;;w;; Kentishmen xDD wiww ^w^ wiwwingwy OwO wise; +^w^ In them UwU I ^w^ twust, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD sowdiews, +OwO Witty, couwteous, liberal, full of >w< spiwit. +While xDD you OwO awe OwO thus >w< empwoy'd, >_> what resteth ^.^ mowe +OwO But :3 that UwU I >_> seek ;;w;; occasion >w< how to >_< wise, +xDD And yet x3 the ^w^ King nyot privy to x3 my dwift, +x3 Nyow xDD any of x3 the ;;w;; house of Lancaster? + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +But, >_< stay. >_> What nyews? Why UwU com'st xDD thou uWu in xDD such ÚwÚ post? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The xDD Queen with aww x3 the ^w^ nyowthewn ^.^ eawws ÚwÚ and wowds +>_> Intend OwO hewe to x3 besiege xDD you uWu in x3 youw >w< castwe. +:33 She >_> is x3 hawd ^.^ by with ÚwÚ twenty thousand ÚwÚ men; +xDD And >_< thewefowe fortify x3 youw OwO howd, x3 my OwO wowd. +:3 YOWK. Ay, with x3 my ^-^ swowd. What! think'st xDD thou :3 that ^.^ we feaw them? +Edward ÚwÚ and ^.^ Wichawd, xDD you UwU shaww xDD stay with OwO me; +OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^w^ Montague UwU shaww x3 post to OwO Wondon. +Let x3 nyobwe Wawwick, ÚwÚ Cobham, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, +;;w;; Whom ^.^ we uWu have left pwotectows of x3 the OwO King, +With x3 pow'wfuw UwU powicy strengthen x3 themsewves +xDD And :33 twust nyot :33 simpwe Henwy nor :33 his :33 oaths. +x3 MONTAGUE. UwU Bwothew, UwU I go; I'll x3 win ÚwÚ them, feaw >w< it not. +xDD And OwO thus UwU most x3 humbwy UwU I UwU do OwO take x3 my >_< weave. uWu Exit + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH >w< MOWTIMEW + +:3 YOWK. Sir john ÚwÚ and Sir ^.^ Hugh Mortimer, >_< minye uncwes! +>_> You OwO awe come to Sandaw uWu in :3 a ^w^ happy houw; +uWu The ^.^ awmy of x3 the xDD Queen >_> mean to x3 besiege >_> us. +ÚwÚ SIW OwO JOHN. :33 She UwU shaww nyot need; we'll :3 meet her uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. +:3 YOWK. What, with five thousand men? +>_< WICHAWD. Ay, with five ^-^ hundwed, ÚwÚ fathew, fow :3 a ^w^ nyeed. +^-^ A xDD woman's ^-^ genyewaw; >_> what >_> shouwd ^.^ we fear? +:3 [A :33 mawch afaw off] +>_> EDWAWD. UwU I hear uWu theiw OwO dwums. :3 Wet's uWu set UwU ouw ;;w;; men uWu in order, +xDD And x3 issue fowth ÚwÚ and bid them ÚwÚ battwe stwaight. +:3 YOWK. :3 Five ;;w;; men to ;;w;; twenty! ;;w;; Though x3 the ^w^ odds be ^.^ gweat, +UwU I doubt >_> nyot, uWu uncwe, of UwU ouw ^.^ victowy. +xDD Many :3 a ÚwÚ battwe uWu have UwU I ^.^ won uWu in >_< Fwance, +x3 When >_< as x3 the ;;w;; enyemy hath :33 been ;;w;; ten to onye; +Why >_> shouwd UwU I nyot nyow uWu have x3 the ^.^ wike xDD success? Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +OwO Fiewd of ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ between Sandaw ;;w;; Castwe ÚwÚ and >_< Wakefiewd + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew RUTLAND ÚwÚ and :33 his TUTOR + +RUTLAND. xDD Ah, :33 whithew UwU shaww UwU I fwy to ;;w;; scape uWu theiw hands? +xDD Ah, tutor, wook :3 whewe bwoody xDD Cwiffowd comes! + +Entew CWIFFOWD ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +:33 CWIFFOWD. Chaplain, away! x3 Thy xDD pwiesthood >w< saves >w< thy life. +;;w;; As fow x3 the :3 bwat of ÚwÚ this ^w^ accuwsed x3 duke, +>_< Whose >w< fathew >_< swew x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ he UwU shaww die. +^w^ TUTOW. xDD And I, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD wiww UwU beaw ^.^ him UwU company. +:33 CWIFFOWD. Soldiers, OwO away with x3 him! +^w^ TUTOW. xDD Ah, uWu Cwiffowd, murder nyot ÚwÚ this innocent child, +Lest xDD thou be hated both of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and man. +UwU Exit, xDD fowced x3 off ^.^ by ^-^ sowdiews +:33 CWIFFOWD. How now, >_> is ^.^ he >_< dead ÚwÚ awweady? :33 Ow >_> is >w< it feaw +:33 That x3 makes ^.^ him ^-^ cwose :33 his uWu eyes? I'll open OwO them. +RUTLAND. ^w^ So :33 wooks x3 the pent-up wion ^-^ o'ew x3 the uWu wwetch +:33 That trembles :33 undew :33 his ^.^ devouwing x3 paws; +xDD And UwU so ^.^ he walks, >_< insuwting ^-^ o'ew :33 his ^.^ pwey, +xDD And UwU so ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, to rend :33 his x3 wimbs ^w^ asundew. +xDD Ah, ^-^ gentwe uWu Cwiffowd, OwO kiww ;;w;; me with >w< thy uWu swowd, +xDD And nyot with xDD such :3 a UwU cwuew threat'ning look! +ÚwÚ Sweet uWu Cwiffowd, hear ;;w;; me speak >w< befowe UwU I die. +UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too >_> mean :3 a x3 subject fow >w< thy wwath; +^w^ Be xDD thou ^w^ weveng'd on men, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me wive. +:33 CWIFFOWD. ^w^ In :33 vain xDD thou >w< speak'st, poor ^.^ boy; x3 my father's :3 bwood +>_< Hath ;;w;; stopp'd x3 the uWu passage :3 whewe >w< thy wowds >_> shouwd enter. +RUTLAND. UwU Then wet x3 my father's :3 bwood open >w< it ;;w;; again: +>w< He >_> is :3 a ^w^ man, x3 and, uWu Cwiffowd, cope with ^.^ him. +:33 CWIFFOWD. xDD Had UwU I >w< thy >_< bwethwen UwU hewe, uWu theiw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye +^.^ Wewe nyot xDD wevenge sufficient fow OwO me; +:3 Nyo, >_> if UwU I xDD digg'd x3 up >w< thy fowefathews' gwaves +xDD And UwU hung uWu theiw wotten ^w^ coffins x3 up uWu in >_> chains, +^.^ It couwd nyot >_> swake >_< minye ^-^ iwe nor ^w^ ease x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +uWu The ^.^ sight of xDD any of x3 the ;;w;; house of York +Is >_< as :3 a UwU fuwy to x3 towment x3 my ^.^ souw; +xDD And >w< tiww UwU I ^.^ woot x3 out uWu theiw ^w^ accuwsed winye +xDD And OwO weave nyot one ^.^ awive, UwU I ^w^ wive uWu in uWu heww. +Therefore- +RUTLAND. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me pray >w< befowe UwU I OwO take x3 my ;;w;; death! +;;w;; To uWu thee UwU I >_> pway: x3 sweet uWu Cwiffowd, pity x3 me. +:33 CWIFFOWD. >w< Such pity >_< as x3 my ÚwÚ wapiew's :33 point affowds. +RUTLAND. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did uWu thee harm; >w< why wiwt xDD thou slay me? +:33 CWIFFOWD. x3 Thy >w< fathew ^w^ hath. +RUTLAND. OwO But uWu 'twas ere UwU I UwU was born. +^.^ Thou x3 hast one son; fow :33 his ÚwÚ sake pity uWu me, +Lest uWu in xDD wevenge x3 theweof, sith ^w^ God >_> is >_< just, +>w< He be >_< as misewabwy :3 swain >_< as ^.^ I. +xDD Ah, wet ;;w;; me ^w^ wive uWu in :3 pwison aww x3 my days; +xDD And when UwU I UwU give ;;w;; occasion of offence +UwU Then wet ;;w;; me >_> die, fow nyow xDD thou x3 hast nyo OwO cause. +:33 CWIFFOWD. No >w< cause! +x3 Thy >w< fathew >_< swew x3 my father; OwO thewefowe, die. [Stabs >w< him] +RUTLAND. xDD Di faciant ^w^ waudis x3 summa sit ;;w;; ista xDD tuae! :33 [Dies] +:33 CWIFFOWD. Pwantagenyet, UwU I come, >w< Pwantagenyet; +xDD And ÚwÚ this >w< thy ÚwÚ son's :3 bwood cweaving to x3 my ^.^ bwade +Shall ^w^ wust ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ weapon, >w< tiww >w< thy bwood, +>_> Congeaw'd with uWu this, UwU do >_< make ;;w;; me xDD wipe x3 off xDD both. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK + +:3 YOWK. uWu The ^.^ awmy of x3 the xDD Queen hath ^w^ got x3 the >_> fiewd. +OwO My uncles both OwO awe :3 swain uWu in >_< wescuing OwO me; +xDD And aww x3 my ÚwÚ fowwowews to x3 the eagew foe +Tuwn back ÚwÚ and fly, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ ships >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; wind, +:33 Ow lambs >_< puwsu'd ^.^ by xDD hungew-stawved wowves. +OwO My ^.^ sons- ^w^ God xDD knyows >_> what hath uWu bechanced OwO them; +OwO But ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU knyow- ;;w;; they uWu have OwO demean'd x3 themsewves +Wike ;;w;; men bown to renown ^.^ by >w< wife ow death. +Thwee times uWu did Richard >_< make :3 a ^w^ wanye to uWu me, +xDD And thrice cried OwO 'Couwage, ;;w;; fathew! >w< fight >w< it >_> out.' +xDD And full >_< as ;;w;; oft ^-^ came Edward to x3 my x3 side +With puwpwe ^-^ fawchion, painted to x3 the hiwt +^w^ In :3 bwood of UwU those :3 that xDD had encount'wed ^.^ him. +xDD And when x3 the ^-^ hawdiest :33 wawwiows uWu did wetiwe, +Richard cried :33 'Chawge, ÚwÚ and UwU give nyo :33 foot of gwound!' +xDD And cried >_> 'A :3 cwown, ow >_> ewse :3 a glorious x3 tomb! +^-^ A sceptre, ow >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy sepulchre!' +With ÚwÚ this ^.^ we :3 chawg'd again; >_> but x3 out ^.^ awas! +We xDD bodg'd again; >_< as UwU I uWu have :3 seen :3 a swan +With bootwess labour x3 swim OwO against x3 the >_< tide +xDD And spend her ÚwÚ stwength with :33 uvw-matching OwO waves. +:3 [A showt OwO awawum ;;w;; within] +xDD Ah, x3 hawk! uWu The uWu fataw ÚwÚ fowwowews UwU do pursue, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ faint ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot fwy uWu theiw >_> fuwy; +xDD And :3 wewe UwU I :33 stwong, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU shun uWu theiw xDD fuwy. +uWu The UwU sands OwO awe UwU nyumb'wed :3 that >_< make x3 up x3 my :33 wife; +:3 Hewe ^w^ must UwU I ;;w;; stay, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe x3 my >w< wife ^w^ must OwO end. + +Entew >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, ^-^ CWIFFOWD, OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, +x3 the PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +^.^ Come, bwoody uWu Cwiffowd, OwO wough >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +UwU I dawe x3 youw quenchless UwU fuwy to ^.^ mowe uWu wage; +UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw ^.^ butt, ÚwÚ and UwU I abide x3 youw :3 shot. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Yiewd to UwU ouw mercy, OwO pwoud UwU Pwantagenyet. +:33 CWIFFOWD. Ay, to xDD such xDD mewcy >_< as :33 his ;;w;; wuthwess awm +With downwight payment ^w^ show'd >w< unto x3 my :33 fathew. +Now xDD Phaethon hath >_> tumbwed from :33 his ^.^ caw, +xDD And UwU made >w< an x3 evenying uWu at x3 the UwU nyoontide prick. +:3 YOWK. OwO My :3 ashes, >_< as x3 the xDD phoenyix, OwO may ;;w;; bwing fowth +^-^ A biwd :3 that xDD wiww xDD wevenge ;;w;; upon xDD you aww; +xDD And uWu in :3 that UwU hope UwU I ^-^ thwow >_< minye eyes to ^.^ heaven, +:3 Scownying whate'er xDD you ^.^ can UwU affwict ;;w;; me with. +Why come xDD you ^w^ nyot? What! xDD muwtitudes, ÚwÚ and fear? +:33 CWIFFOWD. ^w^ So ^w^ cowawds >w< fight when ;;w;; they ^.^ can fwy nyo >w< fuwthew; +^w^ So doves UwU do peck x3 the >_< fawcon's piewcing tawons; +^w^ So despewate >_< thieves, aww :33 hopewess of uWu theiw lives, +Bweathe x3 out uWu invectives uWu 'gainst x3 the ^-^ officews. +:3 YOWK. x3 O uWu Cwiffowd, >_> but ^.^ bethink uWu thee >_> once OwO again, +xDD And uWu in >w< thy xDD thought o'errun x3 my xDD fowmew time; +^.^ And, >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst fow blushing, x3 view ÚwÚ this >w< face, +xDD And ^-^ bite >w< thy >_> tongue :3 that UwU swandews ^.^ him with cowardice +>_< Whose fwown hath UwU made uWu thee ÚwÚ faint ÚwÚ and fwy ere x3 this! +:33 CWIFFOWD. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >w< bandy with uWu thee ;;w;; wowd fow word, +OwO But >_< buckwew with uWu thee ÚwÚ bwows, twice >w< two fow onye. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU Howd, uWu vawiant >_> Cwiffowd; fow :3 a thousand ÚwÚ causes +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< pwowong ^-^ awhiwe x3 the UwU twaitow's life. +Wrath x3 makes ^.^ him >w< deaf; speak UwU thou, >_< Nyowthumbewwand. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Howd, Clifford! UwU do nyot honour ^.^ him UwU so much +;;w;; To uWu pwick >w< thy finger, ^w^ though to ;;w;; wound :33 his ;;w;; heawt. +>_> What valour :3 wewe :33 it, when :3 a cur xDD doth grin, +For one to thwust :33 his uWu hand ^-^ between :33 his teeth, +x3 When ^.^ he ^w^ might :33 spuwn ^.^ him with :33 his :33 foot ÚwÚ away? +^.^ It >_> is waw's >w< pwize to OwO take aww ^w^ vantages; +xDD And ;;w;; ten to one >_> is nyo x3 impeach of ;;w;; vawouw. +^w^ [They uWu way ^.^ hands on YORK, who stwuggwes] +:33 CWIFFOWD. Ay, :33 ay, UwU so :3 stwives x3 the :3 woodcock with x3 the gin. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ So xDD doth x3 the OwO cony :3 stwuggwe uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ nyet. +:3 YOWK. ^w^ So twiumph thieves ;;w;; upon uWu theiw conquer'd UwU booty; +^w^ So true ;;w;; men :33 yiewd, with ^.^ wobbews UwU so o'ew-match'd. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace uWu have donye >w< unto ^.^ him ^.^ nyow? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^-^ Bwave ÚwÚ wawwiows, xDD Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +^.^ Come, >_< make ^.^ him stand ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this UwU mowehiww OwO hewe +:33 That waught uWu at ^-^ mountains with outstwetched awms, +ÚwÚ Yet pawted >_> but x3 the :3 shadow with :33 his >w< hand. +What, UwU was >w< it xDD you :3 that ^.^ wouwd be Engwand's UwU king? +^-^ Was't xDD you :3 that UwU weveww'd uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; pawwiament +xDD And UwU made :3 a ÚwÚ pweachment of x3 youw xDD high xDD descent? +Whewe OwO awe x3 youw UwU mess of xDD sons to back xDD you ^.^ nyow? +uWu The >_< wanton Edward ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ wusty ÚwÚ Geowge? +xDD And where's :3 that uWu vawiant >_> cwook-back x3 pwodigy, +>_> Dicky x3 youw ^-^ boy, :3 that with :33 his gwumbwing uWu voice +Was UwU wont to cheer :33 his ^.^ dad uWu in ^w^ mutinyies? +:3 Ow, with x3 the ^-^ west, :3 whewe >_> is x3 youw :3 dawwing Wutwand? +x3 Wook, York: UwU I x3 stain'd ÚwÚ this napkin with x3 the :3 bwood +:33 That uWu vawiant xDD Cwiffowd with :33 his ÚwÚ wapiew's :33 point +Made x3 issue from x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the ^.^ boy; +xDD And >_> if ^.^ thinye eyes ^.^ can UwU watew fow :33 his UwU death, +UwU I UwU give uWu thee ÚwÚ this to xDD dwy >w< thy >_> cheeks uWu withaw. +ÚwÚ Awas, poor York! >_> but :3 that UwU I ^-^ hate uWu thee deadly, +UwU I >_> shouwd wament >w< thy >w< misewabwe state. +UwU I :33 pwithee UwU gwieve to >_< make ;;w;; me >_> mewwy, x3 Yowk. +What, hath >w< thy fiery >_< heawt UwU so >_> pawch'd ^.^ thinye entwaiws +:33 That nyot :3 a teaw ^.^ can faww fow >_< Wutwand's UwU death? +Why awt xDD thou *giggles shyly* patient, man? ^.^ Thou shouwdst be >w< mad; +xDD And UwU I to >_< make uWu thee ^-^ mad UwU do ÚwÚ mock uWu thee OwO thus. +:33 Stamp, wave, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwet, :3 that UwU I OwO may ^.^ sing ÚwÚ and >_< dance. +^.^ Thou wouldst be fee'd, UwU I see, to >_< make ;;w;; me >_< spowt; +York ;;w;; cannyot speak ^w^ unwess ^.^ he ^-^ weaw :3 a crown. +^-^ A >_< cwown fow OwO Yowk!-and, wowds, bow wow to ^.^ him. +:33 Howd xDD you :33 his ^.^ hands whiwst UwU I UwU do uWu set >w< it :3 on. +[Putting :3 a paper >_< cwown on :33 his UwU head] +Ay, marry, ^w^ siw, nyow :33 wooks ^.^ he ^.^ wike :3 a x3 king! +Ay, ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he :3 that >_> took ^w^ King >_> Henwy's xDD chaiw, +xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he UwU was :33 his adopted ÚwÚ heiw. +OwO But >w< how >_> is >w< it :3 that great OwO Pwantagenyet +Is cwown'd UwU so >w< soon ÚwÚ and broke :33 his solemn ^w^ oath? +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ bethink uWu me, xDD you >_> shouwd nyot be ^w^ King +Tiww UwU ouw ^w^ King Henwy xDD had >_> shook ^.^ hands with death. +xDD And xDD wiww xDD you pawe x3 youw >_> head uWu in >_> Henwy's xDD gwowy, +xDD And rob :33 his ^.^ tempwes of x3 the diadem, +Now uWu in :33 his :3 wife, OwO against x3 youw >w< howy ^w^ oath? +>_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; fauwt ^w^ too ^w^ too +:33 Off with x3 the >_< cwown ÚwÚ and with x3 the >_< cwown :33 his head; +^.^ And, whiwst ^.^ we ^w^ bweathe, OwO take time to UwU do ^.^ him uWu dead. +:33 CWIFFOWD. :33 That >_> is x3 my office, fow x3 my father's sake. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Nyay, >_< stay; >_> wet's hear x3 the xDD owisons ^.^ he makes. +:3 YOWK. She-wolf of >_< Fwance, >_> but xDD wowse than wolves of >_< Fwance, +>_< Whose >_> tongue ^.^ mowe UwU poisons than x3 the x3 addew's UwU tooth! +How iww-beseeming >_> is >w< it uWu in >w< thy sex +;;w;; To twiumph ^.^ wike >w< an Amazonian twuww +>_> Upon uWu theiw :3 woes ÚwÚ whom :3 fowtunye captivates! +OwO But :3 that >w< thy OwO face >_> is >w< visawd-wike, >w< unchanging, +Made ^w^ impudent with use of eviw uWu deeds, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^-^ assay, OwO pwoud queen, to >_< make uWu thee x3 bwush. +;;w;; To tell uWu thee >_> whence xDD thou ÚwÚ cam'st, of ÚwÚ whom xDD dewiv'd, +^.^ Wewe ^-^ shame enough to ^-^ shame ÚwÚ thee, OwO wewt xDD thou nyot >w< shamewess. +x3 Thy >w< fathew bears x3 the OwO type of ^w^ King of Naples, +Of both x3 the Sicils ÚwÚ and >_< Jewusawem, +ÚwÚ Yet nyot UwU so :3 weawthy >_< as >w< an :3 Engwish ^-^ yeoman. +>_< Hath :3 that poor :33 monyawch ÚwÚ taught uWu thee to insult? +^.^ It >_< nyeeds >_> nyot, nor >w< it ÚwÚ boots uWu thee >_> nyot, OwO pwoud queen; +OwO Unwess x3 the >_> adage ^w^ must be vewified, +:33 That x3 beggaws UwU mounted >w< wun uWu theiw UwU howse to death. +'Tis beauty :3 that xDD doth ;;w;; oft >_< make x3 women ^.^ pwoud; +But, ^w^ God >w< He ;;w;; knyows, >w< thy share thereof >_> is small. +'Tis viwtue :3 that xDD doth >_< make them UwU most ^.^ admiw'd; +uWu The :33 contwawy xDD doth >_< make uWu thee x3 wond'wed at. +'Tis guvwnment :3 that x3 makes them xDD seem ^w^ divinye; +uWu The ^.^ want thereof x3 makes uWu thee abominable. +^.^ Thou awt >_< as opposite to every ÚwÚ good +;;w;; As x3 the >_> Antipodes OwO awe >w< unto us, +:33 Ow >_< as x3 the south to x3 the septentwion. +x3 O ;;w;; tigew's >_< heawt wwapp'd uWu in :3 a xDD woman's hide! +How ^w^ couwdst xDD thou >_< dwain x3 the life-blood of x3 the child, +;;w;; To bid x3 the >w< fathew xDD wipe :33 his eyes withaw, +xDD And yet be :3 seen to UwU beaw :3 a xDD woman's ^.^ face? +UwU Women OwO awe OwO soft, OwO miwd, >_< pitifuw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwexibwe: +^.^ Thou :33 stewn, UwU obduwate, flinty, wough, UwU wemowsewess. +Bid'st xDD thou ;;w;; me rage? Why, nyow xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy uWu wish; +Wouldst uWu have ;;w;; me ^w^ weep? Why, nyow xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy :33 wiww; +For waging wind ^w^ bwows x3 up ^w^ incessant showews, +xDD And when x3 the xDD wage allays, x3 the xDD wain UwU begins. +;;w;; These tears OwO awe x3 my x3 sweet >_< Wutwand's obsequies; +xDD And every >_< dwop x3 cwies UwU vengeance fow :33 his :33 death +^w^ 'Gainst ÚwÚ thee, UwU feww uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee, UwU fawse Frenchwoman. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Beshrew uWu me, >_> but :33 his passions move ;;w;; me UwU so +:33 That hardly ^.^ can UwU I ^.^ check x3 my eyes from >w< teaws. +:3 YOWK. :33 That OwO face of :33 his x3 the hungwy cannibals +Wouwd nyot uWu have ^-^ touch'd, ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have x3 stain'd with ^-^ bwood; +OwO But xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ inhuman, ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ inyexowabwe- +>_< O, ;;w;; ten times more- than :33 tigews of Hywcanyia. +:3 See, ;;w;; wuthwess queen, :3 a hapwess father's >w< teaws. +This cwoth xDD thou >_> dipp'dst uWu in :3 bwood of x3 my x3 sweet ^-^ boy, +xDD And UwU I with tears UwU do >_< wash x3 the :3 bwood xDD away. +^w^ Keep xDD thou x3 the nyapkin, ÚwÚ and OwO go boast of >_< this; +xDD And >_> if xDD thou ^.^ teww'st x3 the x3 heavy ^-^ stowy wight, +>_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, x3 the ÚwÚ heawews xDD wiww x3 shed teaws; +Yea, even x3 my ^-^ foes xDD wiww x3 shed fast-falling tears +xDD And >_> say UwU 'Awas, >w< it UwU was :3 a ^.^ piteous >w< deed!' +There, OwO take x3 the :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and with x3 the >_< cwown x3 my uWu cuwse; +xDD And uWu in >w< thy >_< nyeed xDD such uWu comfowt come to uWu thee +;;w;; As nyow UwU I reap uWu at >w< thy ^w^ too UwU cwuew xDD hand! +ÚwÚ Hawd-heawted uWu Cwiffowd, OwO take ;;w;; me from x3 the wowwd; +OwO My :3 souw to ^.^ heaven, x3 my :3 bwood ;;w;; upon x3 youw uWu heads! +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been :3 swaughtew-man to aww x3 my kin, +UwU I >_> shouwd nyot fow x3 my >w< wife >_> but xDD weep with :3 him, +;;w;; To >_> see >w< how ^.^ inwy sorrow :3 gwipes :33 his ^-^ souw. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. What, weeping-wipe, x3 my Lord Northumberland? +^w^ Think >_> but ;;w;; upon x3 the wrong ^.^ he uWu did >_> us all, +xDD And :3 that xDD wiww quickly xDD dwy >w< thy mewting >w< teaws. +:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> Hewe's fow x3 my ;;w;; oath, hewe's fow x3 my father's death. +[Stabbing >w< him] +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. xDD And hewe's to >w< wight UwU ouw gentle-hearted king. +[Stabbing >w< him] +:3 YOWK. ^w^ Open x3 Thy uWu gate of mercy, >_> gwacious uWu God! +OwO My :3 souw fwies ^w^ thwough these wounds to >_> seek x3 out ;;w;; Thee. +:33 [Dies] +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. :33 Off with :33 his head, ÚwÚ and uWu set >w< it on York gates; +^w^ So York OwO may overlook x3 the :33 town of x3 Yowk. +>w< Fwouwish. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^-^ A uWu pwain nyeaw Mortimer's UwU Cwoss uWu in Herefordshire + +^-^ A >w< mawch. Entew EDWARD, WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw powew + +>_> EDWAWD. UwU I wonder >w< how UwU ouw princely >w< fathew xDD scap'd, +:33 Ow >w< whethew ^.^ he be ÚwÚ scap'd OwO away ow nyo +Fwom Cwiffowd's ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand's ÚwÚ puwsuit. +xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been x3 ta'en, ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have heard x3 the nyews; +xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been x3 swain, ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have heard x3 the nyews; +:33 Ow xDD had ^.^ he xDD scap'd, uWu methinks ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have heard +uWu The ^w^ happy UwU tidings of :33 his ÚwÚ good ;;w;; escape. +How fawes x3 my bwothew? Why >_> is ^.^ he UwU so sad? +>_< WICHAWD. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot joy ÚwÚ untiw UwU I be :3 wesowv'd +Whewe UwU ouw >w< wight uWu vawiant >w< fathew >_> is ;;w;; become. +UwU I saw ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ wange about, +xDD And UwU watch'd ^.^ him >w< how ^.^ he singwed xDD Cwiffowd forth. +:33 Methought ^.^ he bore ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ thickest troop +;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a wion uWu in :3 a hewd of :33 nyeat; +:33 Ow >_< as :3 a >_> beaw, ^w^ encompass'd ;;w;; wound with xDD dogs, +Who xDD having ;;w;; pinch'd :3 a x3 few ÚwÚ and UwU made them ^-^ cwy, +uWu The xDD west stand aww >_< awoof ÚwÚ and >_< bawk uWu at ^.^ him. +^w^ So OwO faw'd UwU ouw >w< fathew with :33 his enyemies; +^w^ So ^w^ fwed :33 his >_< enyemies x3 my warlike :33 fathew. +Methinks UwU 'tis >w< pwize enough to be :33 his OwO son. +xDD See >w< how x3 the mownying OwO opes her golden :3 gates +xDD And UwU takes her >_< faweweww of x3 the glorious OwO sun. +How weww wesembwes >w< it x3 the prime of youth, +>_< Twimm'd ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; younkew :33 pwancing to :33 his love! +>_> EDWAWD. :33 Dazzwe >_< minye ^w^ eyes, ow UwU do UwU I >_> see >w< thwee suns? +>_< WICHAWD. Thwee glorious :33 suns, >_< each one :3 a :3 pewfect sun; +ÚwÚ Nyot separated with x3 the >_> wacking >_> cwouds, +OwO But sever'd uWu in :3 a pawe :33 cweaw-shinying x3 sky. +:3 See, uWu see! ;;w;; they >_< join, xDD embwace, ÚwÚ and xDD seem to ÚwÚ kiss, +;;w;; As >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ vow'd x3 some :33 weague inviolable. +Now OwO awe ;;w;; they >_> but one ^.^ wamp, one wight, one OwO sun. +^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 the heaven figuwes x3 some UwU event. +>_> EDWAWD. 'Tis wondwous >_> stwange, x3 the ^.^ wike yet >_< nyevew heard uWu of. +UwU I think >w< it :33 cites us, brother, to x3 the >_> fiewd, +:33 That :33 we, x3 the xDD sons of >_< bwave Pwantagenyet, +x3 Each one xDD awweady blazing ^.^ by UwU ouw ^-^ meeds, +Should :3 nyotwithstanding ^w^ join UwU ouw wights togethew +xDD And overshine x3 the earth, >_< as ÚwÚ this x3 the wowwd. +ÚwÚ Whate'ew >w< it ^.^ bodes, hencefowwawd xDD wiww UwU I UwU beaw +>_> Upon x3 my uWu tawget >w< thwee >w< faiw >_< shinying suns. +>_< WICHAWD. Nyay, UwU beaw >w< thwee >_> daughtews- ^.^ by x3 youw OwO weave UwU I speak :33 it, +>_> You wuv x3 the xDD bweedew xDD bettew than x3 the ;;w;; mawe. + +Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, ;;w;; bwowing + +OwO But >_> what awt UwU thou, x3 whose x3 heavy :33 wooks ^w^ foweteww +;;w;; Some :3 dweadfuw ^-^ stowy >_< hanging on >w< thy ^.^ tongue? +x3 MESSENGEW. xDD Ah, one :3 that UwU was :3 a ^.^ woefuw :3 wookew-on +x3 When >_< as x3 the x3 nyobwe >w< Duke of York UwU was x3 swain, +uWu Youw princely >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< woving ^.^ wowd! +>_> EDWAWD. >_< O, speak nyo uWu mowe! fow UwU I uWu have heard ^w^ too :33 much. +>_< WICHAWD. x3 Say >w< how ^.^ he died, fow UwU I xDD wiww hear >w< it all. +x3 MESSENGEW. Environed ^.^ he UwU was with UwU many ;;w;; foes, +xDD And :33 stood OwO against them >_< as x3 the UwU hope of Twoy +^w^ Against x3 the Gweeks :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^w^ ent'wed >_> Twoy. +OwO But Hercules >_< himsewf ^w^ must yield to x3 odds; +xDD And UwU many ;;w;; stwokes, ^w^ though with :3 a xDD wittwe axe, +Hews down ÚwÚ and fells x3 the ^.^ hawdest-timbew'd ^-^ oak. +^-^ By UwU many ^.^ hands x3 youw >w< fathew UwU was ^w^ subdu'd; +OwO But >w< onwy slaught'red ^.^ by x3 the iwefuw awm +Of unrelenting xDD Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 Queen, +Who cwown'd x3 the >_> gwacious >w< Duke uWu in xDD high ÚwÚ despite, +Waugh'd uWu in :33 his face; ÚwÚ and when with grief ^.^ he ;;w;; wept, +uWu The ;;w;; wuthwess xDD Queen uWu gave ^.^ him to xDD dwy :33 his >_> cheeks +^-^ A napkin :3 steeped uWu in x3 the UwU hawmwess :3 bwood +Of x3 sweet xDD young Rutland, ^.^ by OwO wough xDD Cwiffowd slain; +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew UwU many scowns, UwU many fouw ÚwÚ taunts, +^-^ They >_> took :33 his head, ÚwÚ and on x3 the :3 gates of York +^-^ They uWu set x3 the >w< same; ÚwÚ and there >w< it xDD doth >_< wemain, +uWu The ;;w;; saddest ^.^ spectacwe :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I :3 view'd. +>_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Sweet >w< Duke of York, UwU ouw :3 pwop to lean upon, +Now xDD thou awt >w< gonye, ^.^ we uWu have nyo staff, nyo >_< stay. +x3 O uWu Cwiffowd, UwU boist'wous uWu Cwiffowd, xDD thou x3 hast :3 swain +uWu The xDD fwow'w of Europe fow :33 his ^.^ chivawwy; +xDD And >w< tweachewouswy x3 hast xDD thou >_< vanquish'd :3 him, +For uWu hand to uWu hand ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_< vanquish'd thee. +Now x3 my x3 souw's ^w^ pawace >_> is :33 become :3 a x3 pwison. +xDD Ah, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she bweak from hence, :3 that ÚwÚ this x3 my >w< body +^.^ Might uWu in x3 the x3 gwound be OwO cwosed x3 up uWu in west! +For >_< nyevew henceforth UwU shaww UwU I joy again; +Nyevew, x3 O ;;w;; nyevew, UwU shaww UwU I >_> see ^.^ mowe ^-^ joy. +>_< WICHAWD. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> weep, fow aww x3 my body's :33 moistuwe +Scarce sewves to quench x3 my fuwnyace-buwnying heawt; +x3 Nyow ^.^ can x3 my >_> tongue xDD unwoad x3 my heart's great buwden, +For sewf-same wind :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd speak withal +Is x3 kindwing ÚwÚ coaws :3 that fiwes aww x3 my UwU bweast, +xDD And buwns ;;w;; me x3 up with flames :3 that tears ^.^ wouwd >_> quench. +;;w;; To xDD weep >_> is to >_< make less x3 the UwU depth of ÚwÚ gwief. +Tears xDD then fow ^w^ babes; ^w^ bwows ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge fow me! +^.^ Wichawd, UwU I UwU beaw >w< thy UwU nyame; I'll >_< venge >w< thy UwU death, +:33 Ow ^-^ die uWu wenyownyed ^.^ by uWu attempting :3 it. +>_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ His xDD nyame :3 that uWu vawiant uWu duke hath left with ÚwÚ thee; +ÚwÚ His x3 dukedom ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< chaiw with ;;w;; me >_> is left. +>_< WICHAWD. Nyay, >_> if xDD thou be :3 that princely eagwe's bird, +uWu Show >w< thy >_< descent ^.^ by >_< gazing uWu 'gainst x3 the sun; +For >w< chaiw ÚwÚ and dukedom, >_< thwonye ÚwÚ and :33 kingdom, OwO say: +^-^ Eithew :3 that >_> is xDD thinye, ow >_> ewse xDD thou OwO wewt nyot ÚwÚ his. + +^-^ Mawch. Entew ^w^ WAWWICK, ^.^ MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^.^ awmy + +WARWICK. How now, >w< faiw lords! >_> What >_> fawe? >_> What nyews abroad? +>_< WICHAWD. UwU Gweat Lord of Wawwick, >_> if ^.^ we >_> shouwd ^w^ wecount +Our xDD bawefuw nyews ÚwÚ and uWu at >_< each word's dewivewance +>w< Stab poinards uWu in UwU ouw >w< fwesh >w< tiww aww :3 wewe x3 towd, +uWu The wowds ^.^ wouwd >_< add ^.^ mowe ^w^ anguish than x3 the wounds. +x3 O uWu vawiant uWu wowd, x3 the >w< Duke of York >_> is ;;w;; swain! +>_> EDWAWD. x3 O Wawwick, x3 Wawwick! :3 that OwO Pwantagenyet +>_< Which hewd uWu thee ÚwÚ deawwy >_< as :33 his x3 souw's wedemption +Is ^.^ by x3 the xDD stewn Lord xDD Cwiffowd donye to death. +WARWICK. uWu Ten OwO days ^w^ ago UwU I >w< dwown'd these nyews uWu in teaws; +xDD And now, to >_< add ^.^ mowe UwU measuwe to x3 youw :33 woes, +UwU I come to tell xDD you ^.^ things sith xDD then ^.^ befaww'n. +>w< Aftew x3 the bwoody >w< fway uWu at >_< Wakefiewd :33 fought, +Whewe x3 youw >_< bwave >w< fathew >w< bweath'd :33 his ^-^ watest :3 gasp, +:33 Tidings, >_< as >w< swiftwy >_< as x3 the :3 posts couwd uWu wun, +^.^ Wewe ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me of x3 youw ^-^ woss ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu depawt. +I, xDD then uWu in Wondon, keeper of x3 the OwO King, +Muster'd x3 my xDD sowdiews, OwO gathewed flocks of OwO fwiends, +xDD And xDD vewy weww :33 appointed, >_< as UwU I ^-^ thought, +UwU Mawch'd toward Saint Awbans to uWu intewcept x3 the :3 Queen, +ÚwÚ Beawing x3 the ^w^ King uWu in x3 my behawf along; +For ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ scouts UwU I UwU was >w< advewtised +:33 That ^.^ she UwU was xDD coming with :3 a full :3 intent +;;w;; To ÚwÚ dash UwU ouw wate x3 decwee uWu in ;;w;; pawwiament +:3 Touching ^w^ King >_> Henwy's ^-^ oath ÚwÚ and x3 youw succession. +Short xDD tawe to make- ^.^ we uWu at Saint Awbans :3 met, +Our :3 battwes join'd, ÚwÚ and both >w< sides fiercely ^w^ fought; +OwO But >w< whethew uWu 'twas x3 the >_< cowdnyess of x3 the OwO King, +Who >_> wook'd full gently on :33 his warlike queen, +:33 That wobb'd x3 my ^-^ sowdiews of uWu theiw ^.^ heated >w< spween, +:33 Ow >w< whethew uWu 'twas wepowt of her uWu success, +:33 Ow ^.^ mowe than ^w^ common feaw of Cwiffowd's rigour, +Who :3 thundews to :33 his captives :3 bwood ÚwÚ and UwU death, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; judge; but, to OwO concwude with truth, +^-^ Theiw >_< weapons ^.^ wike to lightning ^-^ came ÚwÚ and OwO went: +Our :33 sowdiews', ^.^ wike x3 the ^-^ nyight-oww's lazy :33 fwight +:33 Ow ^.^ wike >w< an idle thweshew with :3 a ^w^ fwaiw, +Feww gently ;;w;; down, >_< as >_> if ;;w;; they >w< stwuck uWu theiw fwiends. +UwU I cheer'd them x3 up with justice of UwU ouw >_< cause, +With promise of xDD high x3 pay ÚwÚ and great wewawds, +OwO But aww uWu in OwO vain; ;;w;; they xDD had nyo >_< heawt to x3 fight, +xDD And ^.^ we uWu in them nyo UwU hope to x3 win x3 the uWu day; +^w^ So :3 that ^.^ we x3 fwed: x3 the ^w^ King >w< unto x3 the >w< Queen; +Lord ^w^ Geowge x3 youw brother, ^-^ Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ and myself, +^w^ In ^.^ haste UwU post-haste OwO awe come to ^w^ join with uWu you; +For uWu in x3 the ^w^ mawches OwO hewe ^.^ we heard xDD you :3 wewe +^.^ Making anyothew >_> head to >w< fight ;;w;; again. +>_> EDWAWD. Whewe >_> is x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Wawwick? +xDD And when ^-^ came ^w^ Geowge from ÚwÚ Buwgundy to Engwand? +WARWICK. ;;w;; Some six >_< miwes x3 off x3 the >w< Duke >_> is with x3 the soldiers; +xDD And fow x3 youw brother, ^.^ he UwU was :3 watewy sent +Fwom x3 youw uWu kind uWu aunt, :3 Duchess of x3 Buwgundy, +With >_> aid of ^-^ sowdiews to ÚwÚ this needful waw. +>_< WICHAWD. >_< 'Twas xDD odds, >w< bewike, when uWu vawiant Wawwick OwO fwed. +x3 Oft uWu have UwU I heard :33 his pwaises uWu in ;;w;; puwsuit, +OwO But ^w^ nye'ew >w< tiww nyow :33 his OwO scandaw of x3 wetiwe. +WARWICK. x3 Nyow nyow x3 my >w< scandaw, ^.^ Wichawd, dost xDD thou :3 heaw; +For xDD thou shalt ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >w< stwong >w< wight uWu hand of >_< minye +UwU Can pluck x3 the diadem from ÚwÚ faint >_> Henwy's >_> head +xDD And wring x3 the x3 awfuw sceptre from :33 his uWu fist, +^.^ Wewe ^.^ he >_< as famous ÚwÚ and >_< as bold uWu in >w< waw +;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ fam'd fow uWu miwdnyess, ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwayew. +>_< WICHAWD. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it weww, Lord ÚwÚ Wawwick; uWu bwame ;;w;; me not. +'Tis wuv UwU I UwU beaw >w< thy :33 gwowies x3 makes ;;w;; me >_< speak. +OwO But uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 twoubwous time UwU what's to be done? +Shall ^.^ we OwO go ^-^ thwow OwO away UwU ouw coats of steew +xDD And ^-^ wwap UwU ouw >_< bodies uWu in black ÚwÚ mouwnying-gowns, +Nyumbewing UwU ouw >w< Ave-Mawies with UwU ouw beads? +:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we on x3 the hewmets of UwU ouw ^-^ foes +Teww UwU ouw xDD devotion with UwU wevengefuw >_> awms? +;;w;; If fow x3 the last, >_> say UwU 'Ay,' ÚwÚ and to :33 it, lords. +WARWICK. Why, >_< thewefowe Wawwick ^-^ came to >_> seek xDD you out; +xDD And >_< thewefowe x3 comes x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_> Montague. +uWu Attend uWu me, lords. uWu The OwO pwoud >_< insuwting :3 Queen, +With xDD Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ haught >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +xDD And of uWu theiw ÚwÚ feathew UwU many ^-^ moe OwO pwoud :33 biwds, +:3 Have ;;w;; wwought x3 the easy-melting ^w^ King ^.^ wike ^w^ wax. +>w< He >w< swowe >_< consent to x3 youw :3 succession, +ÚwÚ His ^-^ oath >_> enwowwed uWu in x3 the parliament; +xDD And nyow to ;;w;; Wondon aww x3 the cwew OwO awe >_> gonye +;;w;; To frustrate both :33 his ^-^ oath ÚwÚ and >_> what :3 beside +^-^ May >_< make OwO against x3 the ;;w;; house of Lancaster. +^-^ Theiw x3 powew, UwU I >_< think, >_> is ;;w;; thiwty thousand strong. +Now >_> if x3 the OwO hewp of Norfolk ÚwÚ and myself, +With aww x3 the ^w^ fwiends :3 that UwU thou, >_< bwave ^-^ Eaww of March, +^-^ Amongst x3 the >w< woving x3 Wewshmen ;;w;; canst x3 pwocuwe, +Will >_> but amount to five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty ;;w;; thousand, +Why, Via! to ;;w;; Wondon xDD wiww ^.^ we :33 mawch x3 amain, +xDD And >_> once again :3 bestwide UwU ouw UwU foaming ;;w;; steeds, +xDD And >_> once again cwy 'Charge ;;w;; upon UwU ouw xDD foes!' +OwO But >_< nyevew >_> once again turn back ÚwÚ and fwy. +>_< WICHAWD. Ay, nyow uWu methinks UwU I hear great Wawwick >_< speak. +Nye'ew OwO may ^.^ he ^w^ wive to >_> see :3 a OwO sunshinye day +:33 That x3 cwies 'Wetiwe!' >_> if Wawwick bid ^.^ him >_< stay. +>_> EDWAWD. Lord Wawwick, on >w< thy shoulder xDD wiww UwU I :3 wean; +xDD And when xDD thou :3 faiw'st- >_< as ^w^ God UwU fowbid x3 the houw!- +:3 Must Edward ^.^ faww, which peril heaven ÚwÚ fowfend. +WARWICK. No longer ^-^ Eaww of March, >_> but >w< Duke of Yowk; +uWu The :3 nyext degwee >_> is Engwand's royal throne, +For ^w^ King of England shalt xDD thou be proclaim'd +^w^ In every >_> bowough >_< as ^.^ we pass along; +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that ^w^ thwows nyot x3 up :33 his cap fow joy +Shall fow x3 the ;;w;; fauwt >_< make forfeit of :33 his >_> head. +^w^ King Edwawd, uWu vawiant ^.^ Wichawd, >_< Montague, +OwO Stay ^.^ we nyo wongew, ^.^ dweaming of OwO wenyown, +OwO But >_> sound x3 the trumpets ÚwÚ and about UwU ouw uWu task. +>_< WICHAWD. Then, uWu Cwiffowd, :3 wewe >w< thy >_< heawt >_< as x3 hawd >_< as >w< steew, +;;w;; As xDD thou x3 hast OwO shown >w< it flinty ^.^ by >w< thy uWu deeds, +UwU I come to xDD piewce >w< it ow to UwU give uWu thee ^w^ minye. +>_> EDWAWD. UwU Then strike x3 up OwO dwums. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint ^w^ Geowge fow ÚwÚ us! + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +WARWICK. How >_< nyow! >_> what nyews? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The >w< Duke of Norfolk OwO sends xDD you ;;w;; wowd ^.^ by ;;w;; me +uWu The xDD Queen >_> is xDD coming with :3 a x3 puissant >_< host, +xDD And cwaves x3 youw >_< company fow UwU speedy :3 counsew. +WARWICK. Why, xDD then >w< it >_> sowts; >_< bwave ÚwÚ wawwiows, >_> wet's xDD away. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^.^ Befowe York + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, x3 the PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES, ^-^ CWIFFOWD, +OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, with drum ÚwÚ and trumpets + +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Welcome, x3 my uWu wowd, to ÚwÚ this >_< bwave :33 town of x3 Yowk. +x3 Yondew's x3 the >_> head of :3 that awch-enyemy +:33 That >_< sought to be ^w^ encompass'd with x3 youw crown. +^-^ Doth nyot x3 the :33 object cheer x3 youw uWu heawt, x3 my xDD wowd? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, >_< as x3 the x3 wocks cheer them :3 that feaw uWu theiw uWu wweck- +;;w;; To >_> see ÚwÚ this UwU sight, >w< it irks x3 my xDD vewy ^-^ souw. +Withhowd UwU wevenge, uWu deaw x3 God; UwU 'tis nyot x3 my ^w^ fauwt, +x3 Nyow wittingly uWu have UwU I ;;w;; infwing'd x3 my UwU vow. +:33 CWIFFOWD. OwO My >_> gwacious ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ this ^w^ too much lenity +xDD And ;;w;; hawmfuw pity ^w^ must be laid xDD aside. +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU do wions ;;w;; cast uWu theiw ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; wooks? +ÚwÚ Nyot to x3 the beast :3 that ^.^ wouwd usuwp uWu theiw >_> den. +>_< Whose uWu hand >_> is :3 that x3 the >_< fowest UwU beaw xDD doth wick? +ÚwÚ Nyot :33 his :3 that UwU spoiws her xDD young >w< befowe her ;;w;; face. +Who ^w^ scapes x3 the xDD wuwking serpent's >w< mowtaw xDD sting? +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ he :3 that :33 sets :33 his :33 foot ;;w;; upon her back, +uWu The xDD smawwest :33 wowm xDD wiww tuwn, ^.^ being UwU twodden ;;w;; on, +xDD And doves xDD wiww peck uWu in safeguard of uWu theiw xDD bwood. +Ambitious York uWu did ^w^ wevew uWu at >w< thy :3 cwown, +^.^ Thou x3 smiwing OwO whiwe ^.^ he >w< knyit :33 his angry ÚwÚ bwows. +^-^ He, >_> but :3 a ;;w;; Duke, ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 his >_< son :3 a OwO king, +xDD And >w< waise :33 his x3 issue ^.^ wike :3 a >w< woving sire: +Thou, ^.^ being :3 a OwO king, uWu bwess'd with :3 a xDD goodwy x3 son, +;;w;; Didst yield >_< consent to disinherit :3 him, +>_< Which argued uWu thee :3 a UwU most unwoving :33 fathew. +Unweasonyabwe ^-^ cweatuwes >w< feed uWu theiw ^-^ young; +xDD And ^w^ though :33 man's OwO face be x3 feawfuw to uWu theiw ^w^ eyes, +Yet, uWu in pwotection of uWu theiw xDD tendew onyes, +Who hath nyot :3 seen OwO them- even with UwU those x3 wings +>_< Which ÚwÚ sometime ;;w;; they uWu have ;;w;; us'd with x3 feawfuw flight- +^-^ Make >w< waw with ^.^ him :3 that ^-^ cwimb'd >w< unto uWu theiw nest, +;;w;; Offewing uWu theiw UwU own ;;w;; wives uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ young's x3 defence +For UwU shame, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_< make them x3 youw >_> pwecedent! +^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot pity :3 that ÚwÚ this xDD goodwy ;;w;; boy +Should wose :33 his ÚwÚ biwthwight ^.^ by :33 his father's ^w^ fauwt, +xDD And ^-^ wong heweaftew >_> say >w< unto :33 his chiwd +x3 'What x3 my great-grandfather ÚwÚ and >_> gwandsiwe ^w^ got +OwO My xDD cawewess >w< fathew fondwy uWu gave ^-^ away'? +xDD Ah, >_> what :3 a ^-^ shame :3 wewe x3 this! Wook on x3 the ^.^ boy; +xDD And wet :33 his xDD manwy >w< face, which uWu pwomiseth +:3 Successfuw fowtunye, steew >w< thy mewting >_< heawt +;;w;; To howd ^.^ thinye UwU own ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^.^ thinye UwU own with ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Full weww hath xDD Cwiffowd pway'd x3 the orator, +>w< Infewwing arguments of ^-^ mighty >_> fowce. +But, uWu Cwiffowd, tell uWu me, :33 didst xDD thou >_< nyevew hear +:33 That ^.^ things :33 iww ^w^ got xDD had OwO evew :33 bad xDD success? +xDD And ^w^ happy awways UwU was >w< it fow :3 that >_< son +>_< Whose >w< fathew fow :33 his hoawding OwO went to :33 heww? +I'll OwO weave x3 my >_< son x3 my virtuous >_< deeds :3 behind; +xDD And ^.^ wouwd x3 my >w< fathew xDD had left ;;w;; me nyo uWu mowe! +For aww x3 the xDD west >_> is hewd uWu at xDD such :3 a wate +;;w;; As >_< bwings :3 a thousand-fold ^.^ mowe :3 cawe to >_< keep +Than uWu in >w< possession xDD any jot of pleasure. +xDD Ah, xDD cousin York! ^.^ wouwd >w< thy best ^w^ fwiends uWu did ^.^ knyow +How >w< it xDD doth UwU gwieve ;;w;; me :3 that >w< thy >_> head >_> is here! +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO My uWu wowd, cheer x3 up x3 youw :33 spiwits; UwU ouw ^-^ foes OwO awe nigh, +xDD And ÚwÚ this soft couwage x3 makes x3 youw ÚwÚ fowwowews ^.^ faint. +>_> You pwomis'd knyighthood to UwU ouw forward son: +UwU Unsheathe x3 youw xDD swowd ÚwÚ and ^.^ dub ^.^ him presently. +Edwawd, ^w^ knyeew down. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Edward Pwantagenyet, arise :3 a ;;w;; knyight; +xDD And :3 weawn ÚwÚ this x3 wesson: Draw >w< thy xDD swowd uWu in ÚwÚ wight. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. OwO My >_> gwacious ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ by x3 youw >_> kingwy weave, +I'll dwaw >w< it >_< as apparent to x3 the :3 cwown, +xDD And uWu in :3 that ^-^ quawwew use >w< it to x3 the death. +:33 CWIFFOWD. Why, :3 that >_> is >w< spoken ^.^ wike :3 a toward pwince. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. >_> Woyaw commanders, be uWu in >_< weadinyess; +For with :3 a band of ;;w;; thiwty thousand ;;w;; men +UwU Comes Wawwick, ^-^ backing of x3 the >w< Duke of York, +xDD And uWu in x3 the x3 towns, >_< as ;;w;; they UwU do :33 mawch along, +Pwocwaims ^.^ him OwO king, ÚwÚ and UwU many fwy to ^.^ him. +Darraign x3 youw battwe, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu at >w< hand. +:33 CWIFFOWD. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw >_> Highnyess ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ depawt x3 the :33 fiewd: +uWu The xDD Queen hath best >w< success when xDD you OwO awe UwU absent. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >_> us to UwU ouw xDD fowtunye. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, ^w^ that's x3 my :3 fowtunye :3 too; >_< thewefowe I'll >_< stay. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ Be >w< it with :33 wesowution, >w< then, to ^w^ fight. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. OwO My royal ÚwÚ fathew, cheer these x3 nyobwe wowds, +xDD And >w< heawten UwU those :3 that >w< fight uWu in x3 youw OwO defence. +UwU Unsheathe x3 youw uWu swowd, ÚwÚ good father; cwy 'Saint George!' + +^-^ Mawch. Entew EDWARD, GEORGE, WICHAWD, ^w^ WAWWICK, +ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, ^.^ MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +>_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, >w< pewjuw'd Henry, wiwt xDD thou ^w^ knyeew fow xDD gwace +xDD And uWu set >w< thy diadem ;;w;; upon x3 my head, +:33 Ow bide x3 the >w< mowtaw :3 fowtunye of x3 the field? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Go wate >w< thy minyions, OwO pwoud >_< insuwting uWu boy. +>_> Becomes >w< it uWu thee to be OwO thus bold uWu in terms +^.^ Befowe >w< thy suvweign ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ wawfuw UwU king? +>_> EDWAWD. UwU I ^w^ am :33 his OwO king, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> shouwd bow :33 his uWu knyee. +UwU I UwU was adopted heir ^.^ by :33 his :3 consent: +Since xDD when, :33 his ^-^ oath >_> is broke; for, >_< as UwU I heaw, +>_> You :3 that OwO awe OwO King, ^w^ though ^.^ he UwU do ^-^ weaw x3 the :3 cwown, +:3 Have OwO caus'd ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 nyew ;;w;; act of ;;w;; pawwiament +;;w;; To uWu bwot x3 out ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and put :33 his UwU own >_< son ^.^ in. +:33 CWIFFOWD. xDD And reason ^w^ too: +Who >_> shouwd >_< succeed x3 the >w< fathew >_> but x3 the uWu son? +>_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Awe xDD you thewe, >w< butchew? >_< O, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ speak! +:33 CWIFFOWD. Ay, crook-back, OwO hewe UwU I stand to answew ÚwÚ thee, +:33 Ow xDD any xDD he, x3 the OwO pwoudest of >w< thy >_< sowt. +>_< WICHAWD. >_< 'Twas xDD you :3 that kill'd xDD young Rutland, UwU was >w< it ^w^ nyot? +:33 CWIFFOWD. Ay, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd York, ÚwÚ and yet nyot xDD satisfied. +>_< WICHAWD. For >_> God's ^w^ sake, wowds, UwU give OwO signyaw to x3 the ^w^ fight. +WARWICK. >_> What say'st UwU thou, Henry? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou yield x3 the crown? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Why, >w< how now, ;;w;; wong-tongu'd x3 Wawwick! Dare xDD you x3 speak? +x3 When xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I >w< met uWu at Saint Awbans >w< wast +uWu Youw UwU wegs uWu did xDD bettew OwO sewvice than x3 youw ^w^ hands. +WARWICK. UwU Then uWu 'twas x3 my turn to fly, ÚwÚ and nyow UwU 'tis ÚwÚ thinye. +:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> You uWu said UwU so much x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and yet xDD you OwO fwed. +WARWICK. >_< 'Twas nyot x3 youw uWu vawouw, uWu Cwiffowd, >_< dwuv ;;w;; me ^w^ thence. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Nyo, nor x3 youw manhood :3 that x3 duwst >_< make xDD you >_< stay. +>_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyowthumbewwand, UwU I howd uWu thee wevewentwy. +^.^ Bweak x3 off x3 the pawwey; fow scawce UwU I ^.^ can wefwain +uWu The :33 execution of x3 my big-swol'n >_< heawt +>_> Upon :3 that uWu Cwiffowd, :3 that UwU cwuew child-killer. +:33 CWIFFOWD. UwU I >_< swew >w< thy father; caww'st xDD thou ^.^ him :3 a >w< chiwd? +>_< WICHAWD. Ay, ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ dastawd ÚwÚ and :3 a treacherous xDD cowawd, +;;w;; As xDD thou :33 didst OwO kiww UwU ouw xDD tendew ÚwÚ bwothew Rutland; +OwO But ere xDD sunset I'll >_< make uWu thee UwU cuwse x3 the UwU deed. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Have donye with wowds, x3 my wowds, ÚwÚ and hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_> Defy them >w< then, ow >_> ewse howd ^-^ cwose >w< thy x3 wips. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I :33 pwithee UwU give nyo :3 wimits to x3 my ^-^ tongue: +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and >_< pwiviweg'd to >_< speak. +:33 CWIFFOWD. OwO My ^.^ wiege, x3 the ;;w;; wound :3 that bwed ÚwÚ this meeting OwO hewe +UwU Cannyot be ^w^ cuw'd ^.^ by words; >_< thewefowe be xDD stiww. +>_< WICHAWD. Then, uWu executionyew, xDD unsheathe >w< thy ^-^ swowd. +^-^ By xDD Him :3 that UwU made >_> us all, UwU I ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd +:33 That Cwiffowd's manhood wies ;;w;; upon :33 his :33 tongue. +>_> EDWAWD. Say, Henry, UwU shaww UwU I uWu have x3 my wight, ow no? +^-^ A thousand ;;w;; men uWu have broke uWu theiw fasts ^w^ to-day +:33 That ^w^ nye'ew UwU shaww ÚwÚ dinye ^w^ unwess xDD thou yield x3 the crown. +WARWICK. ;;w;; If xDD thou deny, uWu theiw :3 bwood ;;w;; upon >w< thy head; +For York uWu in justice puts :33 his ^-^ awmouw :3 on. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. ;;w;; If :3 that be >w< wight which Wawwick ;;w;; says >_> is wight, +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo wwong, >_> but every ^.^ thing >_> is ÚwÚ wight. +>_< WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Whoevew ^w^ got ÚwÚ thee, there >w< thy mothew stands; +For weww UwU I uWu wot xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's :33 tongue. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO But xDD thou awt :3 nyeithew ^.^ wike >w< thy >w< siwe nor UwU dam; +OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a fouw misshapen stigmatic, +>_< Mawk'd ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; destinyies to be ^-^ avoided, +;;w;; As ;;w;; venyom toads ow wizawds' :3 dweadfuw ^-^ stings. +>_< WICHAWD. Iwon of Nyapwes >_< hid with :3 Engwish gilt, +>_< Whose >w< fathew bears x3 the ;;w;; titwe of :3 a UwU king- +;;w;; As >_> if :3 a :33 channyew >_> shouwd be ^w^ caww'd x3 the ;;w;; sea- +>w< Sham'st xDD thou >_> nyot, x3 knyowing >_> whence xDD thou awt ;;w;; extwaught, +;;w;; To wet >w< thy >_> tongue detect >w< thy >_> base-bown ÚwÚ heawt? +>_> EDWAWD. ^-^ A >w< wisp of >w< stwaw :3 wewe ^.^ wowth :3 a thousand :3 cwowns +;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this shameless :33 cawwet ^.^ knyow hewsewf. +:33 Hewen of >w< Gweece UwU was fairer uWu faw than UwU thou, +Awthough >w< thy :33 husband OwO may be ^-^ Menyewaus; +xDD And ^w^ nye'ew UwU was uWu Agamemmon's ÚwÚ bwothew wrong'd +^-^ By :3 that UwU fawse OwO woman >_< as ÚwÚ this x3 king ^.^ by thee. +ÚwÚ His >w< fathew UwU weveww'd uWu in x3 the >_< heawt of >_< Fwance, +xDD And tam'd x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and UwU made x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ stoop; +xDD And xDD had ^.^ he match'd accowding to :33 his state, +>w< He ^w^ might uWu have :33 kept :3 that :3 gwowy to ÚwÚ this uWu day; +OwO But when ^.^ he >_> took :3 a beggar to :33 his x3 bed +xDD And ÚwÚ gwac'd >w< thy poor >w< siwe with :33 his bwidaw ^-^ day, +Even xDD then :3 that OwO sunshinye ÚwÚ bwew'd :3 a OwO show'w fow ^.^ him +:33 That >w< wash'd :33 his father's fowtunyes fowth of Fwance +xDD And ^w^ heap'd >_> sedition on :33 his >_< cwown uWu at >_> home. +For >_> what hath xDD bwoach'd ÚwÚ this xDD tumuwt >_> but >w< thy uWu pwide? +UwU Hadst xDD thou :33 been :3 meek, UwU ouw ;;w;; titwe still xDD had >_> swept; +xDD And :33 we, uWu in pity of x3 the ^-^ gentwe OwO King, +xDD Had slipp'd UwU ouw >_< cwaim ÚwÚ untiw anyothew age. +UwU GEOWGE. OwO But when ^.^ we saw UwU ouw OwO sunshinye UwU made >w< thy spring, +xDD And :3 that >w< thy ^-^ summew bwed >_> us nyo UwU incwease, +We uWu set x3 the axe to >w< thy usuwping ^.^ woot; +xDD And ^w^ though x3 the UwU edge hath ^-^ something ;;w;; hit ;;w;; ouwsewves, +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ knyow UwU thou, xDD since ^.^ we uWu have ÚwÚ begun to ÚwÚ stwike, +^-^ We'ww >_< nyevew OwO weave >w< tiww ^.^ we uWu have UwU hewn uWu thee ;;w;; down, +:33 Ow >w< bath'd >w< thy >_< gwowing with UwU ouw ^.^ heated ;;w;; bwoods. +>_> EDWAWD. xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu wesowution UwU I ^.^ defy ÚwÚ thee; +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wiwwing xDD any longer ÚwÚ confewence, +Since xDD thou xDD denyiest x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^w^ King to >_< speak. +Sound >_> twumpets; wet UwU ouw bwoody cowouws wave, +xDD And xDD eithew OwO victowy ow >_> ewse :3 a grave! +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Stay, ;;w;; Edwawd. +>_> EDWAWD. :3 Nyo, :3 wwangwing ^w^ woman, we'll nyo longer >_< stay; +;;w;; These wowds xDD wiww >_> cost ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ this x3 day. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A field of ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ between >_< Towton ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Saxton, uWu in ^.^ Yowkshiwe + +Alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. Entew ^w^ WAWWICK + +WARWICK. :3 Fowspent with :33 toiw, >_< as runners with :3 a :33 wace, +UwU I uWu way ;;w;; me down :3 a xDD wittwe OwO whiwe to breathe; +For strokes weceiv'd ÚwÚ and UwU many ^w^ bwows wepaid +:3 Have wobb'd x3 my stwong-knyit sinews of uWu theiw >_< stwength, +xDD And x3 spite of x3 spite >_< nyeeds ^w^ must UwU I xDD west OwO awhiwe. + +Entew EDWARD, wunnying + +>_> EDWAWD. Smile, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ heaven, ow ÚwÚ stwike, x3 ungentwe ÚwÚ death; +For ÚwÚ this wowwd ÚwÚ fwowns, ÚwÚ and >_< Edwawd's sun >_> is clouded. +WARWICK. How now, x3 my OwO wowd. >_> What ^w^ hap? >_> What UwU hope of good? + +Entew uWu GEOWGE + +UwU GEOWGE. Our ÚwÚ hap >_> is :3 wost, UwU ouw UwU hope >_> but >_> sad UwU despaiw; +Our ;;w;; wanks OwO awe ;;w;; bwoke, ÚwÚ and xDD wuin xDD fowwows >_> us. +>_> What counsel UwU give you? x3 Whithew UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< fwy? +>_> EDWAWD. x3 Bootwess >_> is UwU fwight: ;;w;; they ;;w;; fowwow >_> us with xDD wings; +xDD And xDD weak ^.^ we awe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot UwU shun ÚwÚ puwsuit. + +Entew UwU WICHAWD + +>_< WICHAWD. xDD Ah, Wawwick, >w< why x3 hast xDD thou withdrawn thyself? +x3 Thy brother's :3 bwood x3 the ^.^ thiwsty ^.^ eawth hath dwunk, +Bwoach'd with x3 the >w< steewy :33 point of Cwiffowd's wance; +xDD And uWu in x3 the xDD vewy x3 pangs of :33 death ^.^ he cwied, +Wike to :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw >_< cwangow heard from far, +'Warwick, wevenge! UwU Bwothew, xDD wevenge x3 my >_< death.' +So, undewnyeath x3 the bewwy of uWu theiw ;;w;; steeds, +:33 That x3 stain'd uWu theiw fetwocks uWu in :33 his >_< smoking bwood, +uWu The x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ gentweman uWu gave x3 up x3 the ghost. +WARWICK. UwU Then wet x3 the ^.^ eawth be ^w^ dwunken with UwU ouw blood. +I'll OwO kiww x3 my horse, uWu because UwU I xDD wiww nyot fwy. +Why stand ^.^ we ^.^ wike OwO soft-heawted x3 women UwU hewe, +xDD Waiwing UwU ouw losses, whiwes x3 the foe xDD doth rage, +xDD And wook upon, >_< as >_> if x3 the twagedy +^.^ Wewe pway'd uWu in xDD jest ^.^ by countewfeiting ÚwÚ actows? +:3 Hewe on x3 my knyee UwU I vow to ^w^ God :33 abuv +I'll >_< nyevew :3 pause OwO again, >_< nyevew stand still, +Tiww xDD eithew :33 death hath ^w^ cwos'd these eyes of >_< minye +:33 Ow :3 fowtunye UwU given ;;w;; me UwU measuwe of revenge. +>_> EDWAWD. x3 O Wawwick, UwU I UwU do >w< bend x3 my knyee with xDD thinye, +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this vow UwU do uWu chain x3 my :3 souw to thine! +xDD And ere x3 my knyee rise from x3 the :33 eawth's UwU cowd OwO face +UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 my ^.^ hands, >_< minye ^w^ eyes, x3 my >_< heawt to x3 Thee, +^.^ Thou ^-^ settew-up ÚwÚ and pwuckew-down of OwO kings, +^w^ Beseeching x3 Thee, >_> if with x3 Thy xDD wiww >w< it >w< stands +:33 That to x3 my ^-^ foes ÚwÚ this >w< body ^w^ must be ^.^ pwey, +ÚwÚ Yet :3 that x3 Thy ^-^ bwazen :3 gates of heaven OwO may ^w^ ope +xDD And UwU give x3 sweet uWu passage to x3 my x3 sinfuw ^-^ souw. +>_> Nyow, wowds, OwO take OwO weave ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ we :3 meet OwO again, +>_> Whewe'ew >w< it be, uWu in heaven ow uWu in ;;w;; eawth. +>_< WICHAWD. UwU Bwothew, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand; x3 and, ^-^ gentwe Wawwick, +Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace uWu thee uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ weawy arms. +UwU I :3 that uWu did >_< nyevew xDD weep nyow :3 mewt with woe +:33 That winter >_> shouwd :3 cut x3 off UwU ouw spring-time :3 so. +WARWICK. :33 Away, away! Once >_> mowe, x3 sweet wowds, farewell. +UwU GEOWGE. ÚwÚ Yet wet >_> us aww togethew to UwU ouw ^.^ twoops, +xDD And UwU give them OwO weave to fwy :3 that xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; stay, +xDD And caww them >w< piwwaws :3 that xDD wiww stand to us; +xDD And >_> if ^.^ we thwive, promise them xDD such rewards +;;w;; As >w< victows ^-^ weaw uWu at x3 the Olympian ^w^ games. +This OwO may plant couwage uWu in uWu theiw quaiwing breasts, +For yet >_> is UwU hope of >w< wife ÚwÚ and ^.^ victowy. +xDD Fowswow nyo longer; >_< make ^.^ we >w< hence amain. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +^-^ Excuwsions. Entew UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and CWIFFOWD + +>_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyow, uWu Cwiffowd, UwU I uWu have singwed uWu thee >_< awonye. +>_> Suppose ÚwÚ this awm >_> is fow x3 the >w< Duke of York, +xDD And ÚwÚ this fow Rutland; both bound to UwU wevenge, +:33 Wewt xDD thou :33 enviwon'd with :3 a ^-^ bwazen wall. +:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> Nyow, ^.^ Wichawd, UwU I ^w^ am with uWu thee OwO hewe >_< awonye. +This >_> is x3 the uWu hand :3 that stabbed >w< thy >w< fathew Yowk; +xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the uWu hand :3 that >_< swew >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew Rutland; +xDD And hewe's x3 the >_< heawt :3 that triumphs uWu in uWu theiw :33 death +xDD And cheers these ^.^ hands :3 that >_< swew >w< thy >w< siwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwothew +;;w;; To :33 execute x3 the ^.^ wike ;;w;; upon xDD thysewf; +xDD And >_> so, uWu have uWu at uWu thee! ^w^ [They fight] + +Entew >_> WAWWICK; CWIFFOWD fwies + +>_< WICHAWD. Nyay, Wawwick, :3 singwe x3 out x3 some othew ^-^ chase; +For UwU I mysewf xDD wiww OwO hunt ÚwÚ this OwO wowf to death. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY awonye + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. This ÚwÚ battwe fawes ^.^ wike to x3 the :3 mownying's waw, +x3 When dying :33 cwouds xDD contend with >_< gwowing wight, +>_> What time x3 the shepherd, ;;w;; bwowing of :33 his nyaiws, +UwU Can :3 nyeithew caww >w< it :3 pewfect day nor OwO nyight. +Now >_< sways >w< it ÚwÚ this :3 way, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ mighty sea +Forc'd ^.^ by x3 the >_< tide to :33 combat with x3 the :33 wind; +Now >_< sways >w< it :3 that :3 way, ^.^ wike x3 the x3 sewfsame sea +Forc'd to uWu wetiwe ^.^ by UwU fuwy of x3 the ^.^ wind. +:3 Sometime x3 the flood >w< pwevaiws, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the :33 wind; +Now one x3 the better, xDD then anyothew OwO best; +UwU Both ^.^ tugging to be x3 victows, breast to UwU bweast, +ÚwÚ Yet :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ conquewow nor conquered. +^w^ So >_> is x3 the equal ^.^ poise of ÚwÚ this UwU feww waw. +:3 Hewe on ÚwÚ this UwU mowehiww xDD wiww UwU I sit ;;w;; me down. +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^w^ God :33 wiww, there be x3 the x3 victowy! +For Margaret x3 my queen, ÚwÚ and xDD Cwiffowd :3 too, +:3 Have ;;w;; chid ;;w;; me from x3 the battwe, swearing both +^-^ They prosper best of aww when UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ thence. +Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< dead, >_> if >_> God's ÚwÚ good xDD wiww :3 wewe so! +For >_> what >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd >_> but grief ÚwÚ and >_< woe? +x3 O uWu God! uWu methinks >w< it :3 wewe :3 a ^w^ happy >w< wife +;;w;; To be nyo xDD bettew than :3 a homewy :3 swain; +;;w;; To sit ;;w;; upon :3 a >w< hiww, >_< as UwU I UwU do now, +;;w;; To ^w^ cawve x3 out diaws quaintly, :33 point ^.^ by UwU point, +>_< Theweby to >_> see x3 the ^w^ minyutes >w< how ;;w;; they run- +How UwU many x3 makes x3 the >_> houw full x3 compwete, +How UwU many >_> houws >_< bwings about x3 the ^-^ day, +How UwU many OwO days xDD wiww finish x3 up x3 the >w< yeaw, +How UwU many years :3 a >w< mowtaw x3 man OwO may wive. +x3 When ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ knyown, xDD then to OwO divide x3 the :3 times- +^w^ So UwU many >_> houws ^w^ must UwU I tend x3 my OwO fwock; +^w^ So UwU many >_> houws ^w^ must UwU I OwO take x3 my rest; +^w^ So UwU many >_> houws ^w^ must UwU I x3 contempwate; +^w^ So UwU many >_> houws ^w^ must UwU I spowt >_< mysewf; +^w^ So UwU many OwO days x3 my ^-^ ewes uWu have :33 been with ^-^ young; +^w^ So UwU many UwU weeks ere x3 the poor foows xDD wiww can; +^w^ So UwU many years ere UwU I UwU shaww shear x3 the ÚwÚ fweece: +^w^ So minyutes, houws, uWu days, ^-^ months, ÚwÚ and years, +>_< Pass'd uvw to x3 the >w< end ;;w;; they :3 wewe cweated, +Wouwd ;;w;; bwing ^-^ white >_< haiws >w< unto :3 a :33 quiet x3 gwave. +xDD Ah, >_> what :3 a >w< wife :3 wewe x3 this! >w< how :33 sweet! >w< how >_> wuvwy! +>w< Gives nyot x3 the hawthown ;;w;; bush :3 a ^w^ sweetew shade +;;w;; To xDD shephewds ^w^ wooking on uWu theiw siwwy ;;w;; sheep, +Than xDD doth :3 a rich embwoidew'd >w< canyopy +;;w;; To >w< kings :3 that feaw uWu theiw >w< subjects' tweachewy? +x3 O :3 yes, >w< it doth; :3 a thousand-fold >w< it UwU doth. +xDD And to concwude: x3 the shepherd's homewy :3 cuwds, +ÚwÚ His UwU cowd >_< thin ÚwÚ dwink x3 out of :33 his >_> weathew >_> bottwe, +ÚwÚ His uWu wonted :33 sweep :33 undew :3 a >w< fwesh ÚwÚ twee's shade, +All which ^.^ secuwe ÚwÚ and sweetly ^.^ he >w< enjoys, +Is uWu faw ^w^ beyond :3 a UwU pwince's delicates- +ÚwÚ His viands :33 spawkwing uWu in :3 a golden cup, +ÚwÚ His >w< body couched uWu in :3 a curious ^.^ bed, +x3 When care, xDD mistwust, ÚwÚ and UwU tweason waits on ^.^ him. + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew :3 a >_< son :3 that hath kill'd :33 his :3 Fathew, uWu at +one door; ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< FATHEW :3 that hath kill'd :33 his UwU Son, uWu at +anyothew doow + +>_> SON. >_< Iww ^w^ bwows x3 the wind :3 that pwofits nyobody. +This x3 man ÚwÚ whom uWu hand to uWu hand UwU I >_< swew uWu in >w< fight +^-^ May be >_> possessed with x3 some OwO stowe of cwowns; +xDD And I, :3 that haply OwO take them from ^.^ him now, +^-^ May yet ere >w< nyight yield both x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and them +;;w;; To x3 some x3 man else, >_< as ÚwÚ this >_< dead x3 man xDD doth x3 me. +Who's :3 this? x3 O uWu God! ^.^ It >_> is x3 my father's >w< face, +;;w;; Whom uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO confwict UwU I x3 unwawes uWu have kill'd. +x3 O x3 heavy xDD times, >_< begetting xDD such events! +Fwom ;;w;; Wondon ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ King UwU was UwU I OwO pwess'd forth; +OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ being x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick's ^w^ man, +>_< Came on x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of York, OwO pwess'd ^.^ by :33 his mastew; +xDD And I, who uWu at :33 his ^.^ hands weceiv'd x3 my :3 wife, +:3 Have ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ hands of >w< wife :3 beweaved ^.^ him. +^w^ Pawdon uWu me, :33 God, UwU I UwU knyew nyot >_> what UwU I ^.^ did. +xDD And pardon, ÚwÚ fathew, fow UwU I UwU knyew nyot thee. +OwO My tears UwU shaww xDD wipe OwO away these bwoody mawks; +xDD And nyo ^.^ mowe wowds >w< tiww ;;w;; they uWu have flow'd uWu theiw x3 fiww. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O ^.^ piteous ^-^ spectacwe! x3 O bwoody uWu times! +Whiwes wions >w< waw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ battwe fow uWu theiw >w< dens, +OwO Poow UwU hawmwess lambs abide uWu theiw >w< enmity. +xDD Weep, wwetched xDD man; I'll >_> aid uWu thee teaw fow >_< teaw; +xDD And wet UwU ouw heawts ÚwÚ and ^w^ eyes, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ civiw waw, +^w^ Be ^w^ bwind with tears ÚwÚ and bweak o'ercharg'd with ÚwÚ gwief. + +Entew x3 FATHEW, :33 beawing of :33 his ^.^ SON + +^-^ FATHEW. ^.^ Thou :3 that UwU so stoutly hath :3 wesisted uWu me, +Give ;;w;; me >w< thy ^.^ gowd, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast xDD any x3 gowd; +For UwU I uWu have xDD bought >w< it with >w< an :3 hundwed ÚwÚ bwows. +OwO But wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. Is ÚwÚ this UwU ouw >_< foeman's ^.^ face? +xDD Ah, no, no, no, no, >w< it >_> is >_< minye >w< onwy ^w^ son! +xDD Ah, ^-^ boy, >_> if xDD any >w< wife be left uWu in ÚwÚ thee, +Throw x3 up ^.^ thinye OwO eye! :3 See, >_> see >_> what show'rs ^.^ awise, +Blown with x3 the >_< windy UwU tempest of x3 my >_< heawt +>_> Upon >w< thy ;;w;; wounds, :3 that :33 kiwws >_< minye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and :33 heawt! +>_< O, pity, :33 God, ÚwÚ this >w< misewabwe >_> age! +>_> What stwatagems, >w< how fell, >w< how UwU butchewwy, +Ewwonyeous, UwU mutinyous, ÚwÚ and unnatural, +This deadwy ^-^ quawwew x3 daiwy xDD doth ÚwÚ beget! +x3 O ^-^ boy, >w< thy >w< fathew uWu gave uWu thee >w< wife ^w^ too >_< soon, +xDD And hath >_> beweft uWu thee of >w< thy >w< wife ^w^ too uWu wate! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Woe :33 abuv woe! grief ^.^ mowe than ^w^ common xDD gwief! +x3 O :3 that x3 my :33 death ^.^ wouwd xDD stay these wuthfuw uWu deeds! +x3 O pity, pity, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ heaven, ^.^ pity! +uWu The red wose ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ white OwO awe on :33 his >w< face, +uWu The uWu fataw cowouws of UwU ouw :33 stwiving :33 houses: +uWu The one :33 his puwpwe :3 bwood >w< wight weww >_< wesembwes; +uWu The othew :33 his pawe cheeks, UwU methinks, xDD pwesenteth. +;;w;; Withew one rose, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the othew xDD fwouwish! +;;w;; If xDD you OwO contend, :3 a thousand ;;w;; wives ^w^ must x3 pewish. +>_> SON. How xDD wiww x3 my mothew fow :3 a father's :33 death +^.^ Take on with uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew be ÚwÚ satisfied! +^-^ FATHEW. How xDD wiww x3 my >w< wife fow >_> swaughtew of x3 my >_< son +;;w;; Shed seas of ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew be ÚwÚ satisfied! +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How xDD wiww x3 the countwy fow these ^.^ woefuw chances +>_< Misthink x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and nyot be ÚwÚ satisfied! +>_> SON. Was OwO evew >_< son UwU so xDD wued :3 a father's UwU death? +^-^ FATHEW. Was OwO evew >w< fathew UwU so :33 bemoan'd :33 his uWu son? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Was OwO evew x3 king UwU so >w< gwiev'd fow >w< subjects' >_< woe? +Much >_> is x3 youw sorrow; >_< minye ;;w;; ten times UwU so :33 much. +>_> SON. I'll UwU beaw uWu thee hence, :3 whewe UwU I OwO may xDD weep x3 my x3 fiww. +uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body +^-^ FATHEW. ;;w;; These :3 awms of >_< minye UwU shaww be >w< thy winding-sheet; +OwO My uWu heawt, x3 sweet ^-^ boy, UwU shaww be >w< thy >_< sepuwchwe, +For from x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ thinye x3 image ^w^ nye'ew UwU shaww go; +OwO My ^-^ sighing breast UwU shaww be >w< thy ;;w;; funyewaw uWu beww; +xDD And UwU so ^.^ obsequious xDD wiww >w< thy >w< fathew be, +Even fow x3 the ^-^ woss of ÚwÚ thee, xDD having nyo >_> mowe, +;;w;; As ^.^ Pwiam UwU was fow aww :33 his uWu vawiant >w< sons. +I'll UwU beaw uWu thee OwO hence; ÚwÚ and wet them >w< fight :3 that :33 wiww, +For UwU I uWu have murdered :3 whewe UwU I >_> shouwd nyot UwU kiww. +uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Sad-heawted men, much overgone with care, +:3 Hewe >_> sits :3 a x3 king ^.^ mowe ^.^ woefuw than xDD you x3 awe. + +Awawums, ^w^ excuwsions. Entew >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES, ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW + +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. :33 Fwy, ÚwÚ fathew, xDD fwy; fow aww x3 youw ^w^ fwiends OwO awe fwed, +xDD And Wawwick rages ^.^ wike :3 a chafed x3 buww. +>_> Away! fow :33 death xDD doth howd >_> us uWu in ÚwÚ puwsuit. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^-^ Mount UwU you, x3 my wowd; uWu towawds ;;w;; Bewwick x3 post amain. +Edward ÚwÚ and ^.^ Wichawd, ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; bwace of >w< gweyhounds +>_> Having x3 the x3 feawfuw uWu fwying UwU hawe uWu in UwU sight, +With fiery eyes :33 spawkwing fow xDD vewy :33 wwath, +xDD And bwoody steew >w< gwasp'd uWu in uWu theiw iwefuw ^.^ hands, +^w^ Awe uWu at UwU ouw >w< backs; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >w< hence amain. +UwU EXETEW. >_> Away! fow UwU vengeance x3 comes :3 awong with OwO them. +Nyay, xDD stay nyot to x3 expostuwate; >_< make ÚwÚ speed; +:33 Ow >_> ewse come >w< aftew. I'll OwO away befowe. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Nyay, OwO take ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good x3 sweet Exetew. +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I feaw to ;;w;; stay, >_> but wuv to OwO go +x3 Whithew x3 the xDD Queen :33 intends. >_> Fowwawd; away! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +^-^ A ÚwÚ woud awawum. Entew ^-^ CWIFFOWD, wounded + +:33 CWIFFOWD. :3 Hewe buwns x3 my x3 candwe out; :33 ay, OwO hewe >w< it dies, +>_< Which, whiwes >w< it ;;w;; wasted, uWu gave ^w^ King Henwy light. +x3 O Lancaster, UwU I feaw >w< thy overthrow +uWu Mowe than x3 my body's >w< pawting with x3 my souw! +OwO My wuv ÚwÚ and feaw uWu gwu'd UwU many ^w^ fwiends to ÚwÚ thee; +^.^ And, nyow UwU I ^.^ faww, >w< thy >_< tough commixture >w< mewts, +Impairing Henry, stwength'nying >_> mispwoud x3 Yowk. +uWu The ^w^ common OwO peopwe swarm ^.^ wike ^-^ summew :33 fwies; +xDD And :33 whithew fwy x3 the ^-^ gnyats >_> but to x3 the UwU sun? +xDD And who uWu shinyes nyow >_> but >_> Henwy's enyemies? +x3 O Phoebus, >w< hadst xDD thou >_< nyevew UwU given >_< consent +:33 That xDD Phaethon >_> shouwd ^.^ check >w< thy fiery ;;w;; steeds, +x3 Thy ^.^ buwnying caw >_< nyevew xDD had scorch'd x3 the ÚwÚ eawth! +^.^ And, Henry, >w< hadst xDD thou >w< sway'd >_< as >w< kings >_> shouwd UwU do, +:33 Ow >_< as >w< thy >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< fathew ^-^ did, +xDD Giving nyo x3 gwound >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; house of York, +^-^ They >_< nyevew xDD then xDD had sprung ^.^ wike ^-^ summew :33 fwies; +UwU I ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten thousand uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 wuckwess weawm +xDD Had left nyo >w< mouwnying widows fow UwU ouw ÚwÚ death; +xDD And xDD thou ÚwÚ this day >w< hadst :33 kept >w< thy >w< chaiw uWu in peace. +For >_> what xDD doth :3 chewish UwU weeds >_> but ^-^ gentwe air? +xDD And >_> what x3 makes ^.^ wobbews bold >_> but ^w^ too much lenity? +x3 Bootwess OwO awe pwaints, ÚwÚ and cureless OwO awe x3 my wounds. +No uWu way to fly, nor ÚwÚ stwength to howd x3 out fwight. +uWu The foe >_> is merciless ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot pity; +For uWu at uWu theiw ^.^ hands UwU I uWu have OwO desewv'd nyo >_> pity. +uWu The ^w^ aiw hath ^w^ got x3 into x3 my deadwy ;;w;; wounds, +xDD And much >_> effuse of :3 bwood xDD doth >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ faint. +^.^ Come, York ÚwÚ and ^.^ Wichawd, Wawwick ÚwÚ and x3 the rest; +UwU I stabb'd x3 youw >_> fathews' >_< bosoms: ^-^ spwit x3 my UwU bweast. +[He ^.^ faints] + +Alarum ÚwÚ and retreat. Entew EDWARD, GEORGE, UwU WICHAWD +^.^ MONTAGUE, ^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +>_> EDWAWD. Now ;;w;; bweathe :33 we, lords. ^-^ Good :3 fowtunye UwU bids >_> us :3 pause +xDD And x3 smooth x3 the uWu fwowns of >w< waw with UwU peacefuw OwO wooks. +;;w;; Some troops pursue x3 the bloody-minded xDD Queen +:33 That x3 wed ÚwÚ cawm Henry, ^w^ though ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 a OwO king, +;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a sail, :3 fiww'd with :3 a fretting OwO gust, +xDD Command >w< an ^.^ awgosy to xDD stewn x3 the OwO waves. +OwO But think UwU you, wowds, :3 that xDD Cwiffowd ^w^ fwed with them? +WARWICK. :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis xDD impossibwe ^.^ he >_> shouwd :33 escape; +For, ^w^ though >w< befowe :33 his OwO face UwU I speak x3 the wowds, +uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew Richard uWu mawk'd ^.^ him fow x3 the >w< gwave; +^.^ And, >_> wheweso'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, uWu he's x3 suwewy uWu dead. +[CLIFFORD :33 gwoans, ÚwÚ and uWu dies] +>_< WICHAWD. >_< Whose :3 souw >_> is :3 that which UwU takes her x3 heavy weave? +^-^ A deadwy gwoan, ^.^ wike >w< wife ÚwÚ and ^w^ death's >w< depawting. +xDD See who >w< it >w< is. +>_> EDWAWD. xDD And nyow x3 the battle's ended, +;;w;; If :33 fwiend ow x3 foe, wet ^.^ him be gently ^.^ used. +>_< WICHAWD. :33 Wevoke :3 that >_< doom of mercy, fow UwU 'tis >_> Cwiffowd; +Who nyot UwU contented :3 that ^.^ he OwO wopp'd x3 the branch +^w^ In uWu hewing Rutland when :33 his >w< weaves put ^-^ fowth, +OwO But uWu set :33 his uWu muwd'wing knyife >w< unto x3 the ^.^ woot +Fwom >_> whence :3 that xDD tendew x3 spway uWu did sweetly uWu spwing- +UwU I >_> mean UwU ouw princely ÚwÚ fathew, >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. +WARWICK. Fwom x3 off x3 the :3 gates of York :3 fetch down x3 the head, +uWu Youw father's head, which xDD Cwiffowd pwaced uWu thewe; +^-^ Instead xDD wheweof wet ÚwÚ this suppwy x3 the uWu woom. +Measure fow UwU measuwe ^w^ must be answered. +>_> EDWAWD. Bring fowth :3 that uWu fataw screech-owl to UwU ouw house, +:33 That >_< nyothing sung >_> but :33 death to >_> us ÚwÚ and >_> ouws. +Now :33 death UwU shaww ÚwÚ stop :33 his ÚwÚ dismaw threat'ning sound, +xDD And :33 his ;;w;; iww-boding >_> tongue nyo ^.^ mowe UwU shaww >_< speak. +WARWICK. UwU I think :33 his undewstanding >_> is beweft. +ÚwÚ Speak, uWu Cwiffowd, dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow who xDD speaks to thee? +xDD Dawk cwoudy :33 death >_> o'ewshades :33 his beams of :3 wife, +xDD And ^.^ he nor sees nor x3 heaws >_> us >_> what ^.^ we :3 say. +>_< WICHAWD. >_< O, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; did! ÚwÚ and >_> so, :3 pewhaps, ^.^ he UwU doth. +'Tis >_> but :33 his UwU powicy to >_< countewfeit, +>_< Because ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd avoid xDD such UwU bittew uWu taunts +>_< Which uWu in x3 the time of :33 death ^.^ he uWu gave UwU ouw :33 fathew. +UwU GEOWGE. ;;w;; If UwU so xDD thou think'st, ^-^ vex ^.^ him with eagew ÚwÚ wowds. +>_< WICHAWD. uWu Cwiffowd, ^w^ ask xDD mewcy ÚwÚ and UwU obtain nyo grace. +>_> EDWAWD. uWu Cwiffowd, wepent uWu in bootwess ^-^ penyitence. +WARWICK. uWu Cwiffowd, >w< devise excuses fow >w< thy x3 fauwts. +UwU GEOWGE. While ^.^ we >w< devise UwU feww >_< towtuwes fow >w< thy x3 fauwts. +>_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Thou :33 didst wuv York, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< son to x3 Yowk. +>_> EDWAWD. ^.^ Thou pitied'st Rutland, UwU I xDD wiww pity thee. +UwU GEOWGE. :3 Whewe's uWu Captain Margaret, to ;;w;; fence xDD you ^.^ nyow? +WARWICK. ^-^ They ÚwÚ mock ÚwÚ thee, >_> Cwiffowd; >_< sweaw >_< as xDD thou >w< wast ^w^ wont. +>_< WICHAWD. What, nyot >w< an ^w^ oath? Nyay, xDD then x3 the wowwd xDD goes x3 hawd +x3 When xDD Cwiffowd ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ spawe :33 his ^w^ fwiends >w< an uWu oath. +UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ by :3 that uWu he's UwU dead; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >w< wight uWu hand ^.^ wouwd UwU buy >w< two xDD houws' :3 wife, +:33 That UwU I uWu in aww ;;w;; despite ^w^ might waiw uWu at :3 him, +This uWu hand >_> shouwd chop >w< it ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and with x3 the issuing :3 bwood +Stifle x3 the viwwain x3 whose unstanched UwU thiwst +York ÚwÚ and xDD young Rutland couwd nyot satisfy. +WARWICK. Ay, >_> but uWu he's uWu dead. :33 Off with x3 the UwU twaitow's head, +xDD And ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in x3 the :33 pwace x3 youw father's ^w^ stands. +xDD And nyow to ;;w;; Wondon with x3 twiumphant mawch, +>_> Thewe to be ^.^ cwownyed Engwand's royal uWu King; +Fwom >_> whence UwU shaww Wawwick :3 cut x3 the sea to >_< Fwance, +xDD And ^w^ ask x3 the xDD Wady Bona fow >w< thy >w< queen. +^w^ So shalt xDD thou ÚwÚ sinyew both these ^-^ wands together; +^.^ And, xDD having Fwance >w< thy fwiend, xDD thou shalt nyot xDD dwead +uWu The scatt'wed foe :3 that hopes to rise again; +For ^w^ though ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot OwO gweatwy ÚwÚ sting to hurt, +ÚwÚ Yet wook to uWu have them ^.^ buzz to ^-^ offend ^.^ thinye ears. +First xDD wiww UwU I >_> see x3 the cowonyation; +xDD And xDD then to >_< Bwittany I'll OwO cwoss x3 the sea +;;w;; To ^w^ effect ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage, UwU so >w< it uWu pwease x3 my OwO wowd. +>_> EDWAWD. Even >_< as xDD thou wiwt, x3 sweet Wawwick, wet >w< it be; +For uWu in >w< thy shoulder UwU do UwU I buiwd x3 my >w< seat, +xDD And >_< nyevew xDD wiww UwU I undewtake x3 the ^.^ thing +^-^ Whewein >w< thy counsel ÚwÚ and >_< consent >_> is ^w^ wanting. +^.^ Wichawd, UwU I xDD wiww >w< cweate uWu thee >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew; +xDD And ;;w;; Geowge, of Cwawence; Wawwick, >_< as x3 ouwsewf, +Shall UwU do ÚwÚ and undo >_< as ^.^ him xDD pweaseth >_> best. +>_< WICHAWD. Let ;;w;; me be >w< Duke of >w< Cwawence, ^w^ Geowge of uWu Gwoucestew; +For :3 Gwoucestew's x3 dukedom >_> is ^w^ too ^w^ ominyous. +WARWICK. Tut, ^w^ that's :3 a >_< foowish uWu obsewvation. +^.^ Wichawd, be >w< Duke of ^.^ Gwoucestew. Now to ;;w;; Wondon +;;w;; To >_> see these honyouws uWu in UwU possession. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^-^ A OwO chase uWu in x3 the ^.^ nyowth of England + +Entew >w< two :33 KEEPEWS, with >w< cwoss-bows uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ hands + +uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. ;;w;; Undew ÚwÚ this :3 thick-gwown bwake we'll shroud ;;w;; ouwsewves, +For ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ this laund :3 anyon x3 the >w< deew xDD wiww >_< come; +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU cuvwt xDD wiww ^.^ we >_< make UwU ouw x3 stand, +Culling x3 the principal of aww x3 the deew. +^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. I'll xDD stay :33 abuv x3 the >w< hiww, UwU so both OwO may >_> shoot. +uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. :33 That ;;w;; cannyot be; x3 the noise of >w< thy OwO cwoss-bow +Will scare x3 the x3 hewd, ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 my >w< shoot >_> is :3 wost. +:3 Hewe stand ^.^ we xDD both, ÚwÚ and aim ^.^ we uWu at x3 the OwO best; +^.^ And, fow x3 the time UwU shaww nyot xDD seem ^w^ tedious, +I'll tell uWu thee >_> what UwU befeww ;;w;; me on :3 a day +^w^ In ÚwÚ this ^.^ sewf-pwace :3 whewe nyow ^.^ we >_> mean to ^.^ stand. +^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a xDD man; >_> wet's xDD stay >w< tiww ^.^ he be past. + +Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, ^-^ disguised, with :3 a prayer-book + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Fwom :3 Scotwand ^w^ am UwU I stol'n, even of puwe xDD wuv, +;;w;; To x3 gweet >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ wand with x3 my wishful :33 sight. +:3 Nyo, ^w^ Hawwy, ^w^ Hawwy, UwU 'tis nyo ÚwÚ wand of thine; +x3 Thy :33 pwace >_> is OwO fiww'd, >w< thy sceptre x3 wwung from ÚwÚ thee, +x3 Thy bawm >w< wash'd x3 off xDD whewewith xDD thou >w< wast anointed. +No x3 bending knyee xDD wiww caww uWu thee Caesaw now, +No humble ^-^ suitows x3 pwess to speak fow wight, +:3 Nyo, nyot :3 a x3 man x3 comes fow xDD wedwess of ÚwÚ thee; +For >w< how ^.^ can UwU I OwO hewp them ÚwÚ and nyot myself? +uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. Ay, hewe's :3 a >w< deew x3 whose ^-^ skin's :3 a keepew's fee. +This >_> is x3 the x3 quondam uWu King; >_> wet's x3 seize ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace ÚwÚ thee, :3 souw advewsity, +For uWu wise ;;w;; men >_> say >w< it >_> is x3 the :33 wisest course. +^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. Why :33 wingew uWu we? wet >_> us uWu way ^.^ hands ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. OwO Fowbeaw awhile; we'll hear :3 a xDD wittwe more. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My xDD Queen ÚwÚ and >_< son OwO awe >_> gonye to Fwance fow aid; +^.^ And, >_< as UwU I heaw, x3 the great uWu commanding Wawwick +Is uWu thithew >_> gonye to ^w^ cwave x3 the OwO Fwench >_< King's :3 sistew +;;w;; To >w< wife fow ;;w;; Edwawd. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this nyews be ^-^ twue, +OwO Poow >_< queen ÚwÚ and x3 son, x3 youw labour >_> is >_> but ^.^ wost; +For Wawwick >_> is :3 a >_> subtwe orator, +xDD And Lewis :3 a >_> pwince >w< soon ^.^ won with >w< moving ÚwÚ wowds. +^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^w^ account, >w< then, Margaret OwO may x3 win him; +For ^w^ she's :3 a OwO woman to be uWu pitied :33 much. +:3 Hew :3 sighs xDD wiww >_< make :3 a OwO batt'wy uWu in :33 his >_< bweast; +:3 Hew tears xDD wiww xDD piewce x3 into :3 a OwO mawbwe heawt; +uWu The tiger xDD wiww be >_< miwd whiwes ^.^ she xDD doth mourn; +xDD And :3 Nyewo xDD wiww be xDD tainted with ^-^ wemowse +;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ and >_> see her pwaints, her uWu bwinyish >w< teaws. +Ay, >_> but ^w^ she's come to >_< beg: Wawwick, to give. +>_> She, on :33 his left side, UwU cwaving >_> aid fow Henry: +^-^ He, on :33 his wight, asking :3 a >w< wife fow ;;w;; Edwawd. +:33 She uWu weeps, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says her Henwy >_> is >w< depos'd: +>w< He >_> smiwes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says :33 his Edward >_> is :3 instaww'd; +:33 That uWu she, poor :3 wwetch, fow grief ^.^ can speak nyo mowe; +Whiwes Wawwick uWu tewws :33 his :3 titwe, smooths x3 the wwong, +UwU Infewweth arguments of ^-^ mighty >_< stwength, +xDD And uWu in OwO concwusion ^w^ wins x3 the ^w^ King from her +With promise of :33 his ^-^ sistew, ÚwÚ and >_> what else, +;;w;; To strengthen ÚwÚ and support ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's ;;w;; pwace. +x3 O Margaret, OwO thus 'twill be; ÚwÚ and UwU thou, poor x3 souw, +Awt xDD then ^-^ fowsaken, >_< as xDD thou xDD went'st forlorn! +^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. Say, >_> what awt xDD thou :3 that >_> tawk'st of >w< kings ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ queens? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu Mowe than UwU I ;;w;; seem, ÚwÚ and less than UwU I UwU was bown :3 to: +^-^ A x3 man uWu at least, fow less UwU I >_> shouwd nyot be; +xDD And ;;w;; men OwO may tawk of OwO kings, ÚwÚ and >w< why nyot >_< I? +^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. Ay, >_> but xDD thou >_> tawk'st >_< as >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a king. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, UwU so UwU I ÚwÚ am- uWu in xDD mind; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's enyough. +^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. But, >_> if xDD thou be :3 a OwO king, :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy crown? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My >_< cwown >_> is uWu in x3 my uWu heawt, nyot on x3 my head; +ÚwÚ Nyot deck'd with ÚwÚ diamonds ÚwÚ and Indian ^w^ stonyes, +ÚwÚ Nyot to be ÚwÚ seen. OwO My >_< cwown >_> is ^w^ caww'd content; +^-^ A >_< cwown >w< it >_> is :3 that seldom >w< kings OwO enjoy. +^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. xDD Weww, >_> if xDD you be :3 a x3 king cwown'd with UwU content, +uWu Youw >_< cwown :3 content ÚwÚ and xDD you ^w^ must be UwU contented +;;w;; To OwO go :3 awong with us; fow >_< as ^.^ we >_< think, +>_> You OwO awe x3 the x3 king ^w^ King Edward hath ^.^ depos'd; +xDD And ^.^ we :33 his xDD subjects, sworn uWu in aww xDD awwegiance, +Will >_< appwehend xDD you >_< as :33 his enemy. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO But uWu did xDD you >_< nyevew x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and bweak >w< an ^w^ oath? +^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. :3 Nyo, >_< nyevew xDD such >w< an uWu oath; nor xDD wiww nyot now. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Whewe uWu did xDD you dwell when UwU I UwU was ^w^ King of Engwand? +^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. :3 Hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this country, :3 whewe ^.^ we nyow ^-^ wemain. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I UwU was ^-^ anyointed x3 king uWu at >w< nyinye ^w^ months uWu owd; +OwO My >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my grandfather :3 wewe >w< kings; +xDD And xDD you :3 wewe sworn true subjects >w< unto OwO me; +xDD And tell uWu me, >w< then, uWu have xDD you nyot broke x3 youw ^-^ oaths? +uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. No; +For ^.^ we :3 wewe subjects >_> but OwO whiwe xDD you :3 wewe king. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, ^w^ am UwU I dead? Do UwU I nyot ;;w;; bweathe :3 a man? +xDD Ah, :33 simpwe men, xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you sweaw! +x3 Wook, >_< as UwU I ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ feathew from x3 my >w< face, +xDD And >_< as x3 the ^w^ aiw ^w^ bwows >w< it to ;;w;; me OwO again, +Obeying with x3 my wind when UwU I UwU do blow, +xDD And yiewding to anyothew when >w< it ÚwÚ bwows, +x3 Commanded awways ^.^ by x3 the :33 gweatew OwO gust, +>w< Such >_> is x3 the ^.^ wightnyess of xDD you ^w^ common ^.^ men. +OwO But UwU do nyot bweak x3 youw :3 oaths; fow of :3 that x3 sin +OwO My >_< miwd entreaty UwU shaww nyot >_< make xDD you guiwty. +Go :3 whewe xDD you :33 wiww, x3 the ^w^ King UwU shaww be >_> commanded; +xDD And be xDD you :33 kings: >_> command, ÚwÚ and I'll OwO obey. +uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. We OwO awe true subjects to x3 the OwO King, ^w^ King ;;w;; Edwawd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ So ^.^ wouwd xDD you be again to Henry, +;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe seated >_< as ^w^ King Edward >w< is. +uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. We :3 chawge UwU you, uWu in >_> God's xDD nyame ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 King's, +;;w;; To OwO go with >_> us >w< unto x3 the ^-^ officews. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ In >_> God's :33 nyame, ÚwÚ wead; x3 youw >_< King's xDD nyame be obey'd; +xDD And >_> what ^w^ God :33 wiww, :3 that wet x3 youw ^w^ King perform; +xDD And >_> what ^.^ he :33 wiww, UwU I x3 humbwy yield UwU unto. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and :3 WADY UwU GWEY + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ Bwothew of :33 Gwoucestew, uWu at Saint :3 Awbans' field +This >_> wady's ^.^ husband, Sir Richard Gwey, UwU was x3 swain, +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ wand xDD then :3 seiz'd on ^.^ by x3 the conquewow. +:3 Hew >_> suit >_> is nyow to uWu wepossess UwU those :33 wands; +>_< Which ^.^ we uWu in justice ;;w;; cannyot weww deny, +>_< Because uWu in ^-^ quawwew of x3 the ;;w;; house of York +uWu The ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ gentweman uWu did wose :33 his life. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Youw >_> Highnyess UwU shaww UwU do weww to gwant her x3 suit; +^.^ It :3 wewe x3 dishonyouw to UwU deny >w< it her. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^.^ It :3 wewe nyo >_> wess; >_> but yet I'll >_< make :3 a UwU pause. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to CLARENCE] Yea, >_> is >w< it so? +UwU I >_> see x3 the uWu wady hath :3 a ^.^ thing to grant, +^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ King xDD wiww gwant her humble OwO suit. +CLARENCE. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] >w< He xDD knyows x3 the :3 game; >w< how true ^.^ he +keeps x3 the ^.^ wind! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to CLARENCE] Silence! +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^.^ Widow, ^.^ we xDD wiww OwO considew of x3 youw x3 suit; +xDD And come x3 some othew time to ^.^ knyow UwU ouw :33 mind. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. x3 Wight >_> gwacious uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook :3 deway. +^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess to wesowve ;;w;; me >_< nyow; +xDD And >_> what x3 youw :3 pweasuwe >_> is UwU shaww satisfy x3 me. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] Ay, widow? UwU Then I'll :33 wawwant xDD you aww x3 youw +lands, +^-^ An >_> if >_> what x3 pweases ^.^ him UwU shaww :3 pweasuwe OwO you. +Fight ^.^ cwosew or, ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, you'ww catch :3 a >_> bwow. +CLARENCE. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] UwU I feaw her >_> nyot, ^w^ unwess ^.^ she chance +to UwU faww. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to CLARENCE] ^w^ God UwU fowbid :3 that, fow he'ww OwO take +;;w;; vantages. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. How UwU many x3 chiwdwen x3 hast UwU thou, uWu widow, tell x3 me. +CLARENCE. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] UwU I think ^.^ he means to ÚwÚ beg :3 a chiwd of +her. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to CLARENCE] Nyay, xDD then whip OwO me; he'ww rather +UwU give her UwU two. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Three, x3 my UwU most >_> gwacious OwO wowd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] >_> You UwU shaww uWu have fouw >_> if you'ww be wuw'd ^.^ by ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu 'Twewe pity ;;w;; they >_> shouwd wose uWu theiw father's wands. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. ^w^ Be >_< pitifuw, xDD dwead uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and gwant :33 it, UwU then. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ;;w;; Wowds, UwU give >_> us :3 weave; I'll >_> twy ÚwÚ this widow's >_< wit. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] Ay, ÚwÚ good OwO weave uWu have uWu you; fow xDD you xDD wiww uWu have +OwO weave +Tiww :33 youth OwO take OwO weave ÚwÚ and OwO weave xDD you to x3 the >_> cwutch. +;;w;; [GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> CWAWENCE >_< withdwaw] +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Now tell uWu me, UwU madam, UwU do xDD you wuv x3 youw :33 chiwdwen? +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Ay, full >_< as ÚwÚ deawwy >_< as UwU I wuv :3 mysewf. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. xDD And ^.^ wouwd xDD you nyot UwU do much to UwU do them good? +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. ;;w;; To UwU do them ÚwÚ good UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< sustain x3 some harm. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Then get x3 youw husband's lands, to UwU do them UwU good. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Therefore UwU I ^-^ came >w< unto x3 youw >_< Majesty. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. I'll tell xDD you >w< how these ^-^ wands OwO awe to be ^-^ got. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. ^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you bind ;;w;; me to x3 youw Highness' service. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> What OwO sewvice wiwt xDD thou UwU do ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I UwU give them? +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. >_> What xDD you ÚwÚ command :3 that UwU wests uWu in ;;w;; me to xDD do. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO But xDD you xDD wiww OwO take ÚwÚ exceptions to x3 my ;;w;; boon. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. :3 Nyo, >_> gwacious uWu wowd, :33 except UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do :3 it. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Ay, >_> but xDD thou ;;w;; canst UwU do >_> what UwU I >_> mean to xDD ask. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Why, xDD then UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_> what x3 youw Gwace :33 commands. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He :3 pwies her hard; ÚwÚ and much xDD wain ^-^ weaws x3 the >_> mawbwe. +CLARENCE. ;;w;; As red >_< as >_> fiwe! Nyay, xDD then her OwO wax ^w^ must OwO mewt. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Why xDD stops x3 my xDD wowd? Shall UwU I nyot hear x3 my >_> task? +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ An ^w^ easy ^-^ task; UwU 'tis >_> but to wuv :3 a king. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. >w< That's >w< soon pewfowm'd, uWu because UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD subject. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, >w< then, >w< thy husband's ^-^ wands UwU I freely UwU give thee. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave with UwU many thousand :33 thanks. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The >_< match >_> is ÚwÚ made; ^.^ she >_> seaws >w< it with :3 a UwU cuwtsy. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO But xDD stay ;;w;; thee- UwU 'tis x3 the ÚwÚ fwuits of wuv UwU I x3 mean. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. uWu The ÚwÚ fwuits of wuv UwU I mean, x3 my >w< woving OwO wiege. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Ay, but, UwU I feaw uWu me, uWu in anyothew ÚwÚ sense. +>_> What xDD wuv, UwU thinkst UwU thou, UwU I sue UwU so much to get? +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. OwO My wuv >w< tiww UwU death, x3 my humble thanks, x3 my pwayews; +:33 That wuv which viwtue begs ÚwÚ and viwtue ÚwÚ gwants. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my troth, UwU I uWu did nyot >_> mean xDD such love. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Why, xDD then xDD you >_> mean nyot >_< as UwU I xDD thought xDD you ^.^ did. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO But nyow xDD you ;;w;; pawtwy OwO may >_> pewceive x3 my :33 mind. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. OwO My ^-^ mind xDD wiww >_< nyevew gwant >_> what UwU I >_> pewceive +uWu Youw >_> Highnyess >_< aims :3 at, >_> if UwU I aim aright. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ;;w;; To tell uWu thee pwain, UwU I aim to >_< wie with thee. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. ;;w;; To tell xDD you pwain, UwU I xDD had rather >_< wie uWu in x3 pwison. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, xDD then xDD thou shalt nyot uWu have >w< thy husband's wands. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Why, xDD then >_< minye honesty UwU shaww be x3 my dower; +For ^.^ by :3 that ^-^ woss UwU I xDD wiww nyot puwchase OwO them. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO Thewein xDD thou wrong'st >w< thy x3 chiwdwen mightiwy. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. x3 Hewein x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_< wwongs both them ÚwÚ and x3 me. +But, ^-^ mighty uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this ^.^ mewwy ^w^ incwinyation +Accowds nyot with x3 the >_> sadnyess of x3 my OwO suit. +ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you dismiss uWu me, xDD eithew with uWu ay ow >w< nyo. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Ay, >_> if xDD thou wiwt >_> say uWu ay to x3 my :3 wequest; +:3 Nyo, >_> if xDD thou dost >_> say nyo to x3 my >_> demand. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Then, no, x3 my OwO wowd. OwO My >_> suit >_> is uWu at >w< an OwO end. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The ^.^ widow likes ^.^ him x3 nyot; ^.^ she xDD knyits her ÚwÚ bwows. +CLARENCE. >w< He >_> is x3 the bluntest wooew uWu in Chwistendom. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :3 [Aside] :3 Hew :33 wooks xDD doth awgue her UwU wepwete with modesty; +:3 Hew wowds xDD doth x3 show her wit x3 incompawabwe; +All her >w< pewfections challenge suvweignty. +x3 Onye uWu way ow ÚwÚ othew, ^.^ she >_> is fow :3 a uWu king; +xDD And ^.^ she UwU shaww be x3 my xDD wuv, ow >_> ewse x3 my >w< queen. +x3 Say :3 that ^w^ King Edward OwO take uWu thee fow :33 his xDD queen? +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. 'Tis xDD bettew uWu said than :33 donye, x3 my >_> gwacious OwO wowd. +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 subject ;;w;; fit to xDD jest withaw, +OwO But uWu faw ^-^ unfit to be :3 a OwO suvweign. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu widow, ^.^ by x3 my >w< state UwU I >_< sweaw to uWu thee +UwU I speak nyo ^.^ mowe than >_> what x3 my :3 souw :3 intends; +xDD And :3 that >_> is to ^.^ enjoy uWu thee fow x3 my love. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. xDD And :3 that >_> is ^.^ mowe than UwU I xDD wiww yield UwU unto. +UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too >_> mean to be x3 youw queen, +xDD And yet ^w^ too ÚwÚ good to be x3 youw concubine. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> You caviw, widow; UwU I uWu did >_> mean x3 my >w< queen. +:3 WADY >_< GWEY. 'Twiww UwU gwieve x3 youw Gwace x3 my xDD sons >_> shouwd caww xDD you :33 fathew. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; EDWARD.No ^.^ mowe than when x3 my >_> daughtews caww uWu thee x3 mothew. +^.^ Thou awt :3 a uWu widow, ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast x3 some xDD chiwdwen; +^.^ And, ^.^ by >_> God's uWu Mothew, I, ^.^ being >_> but :3 a ^.^ bachewow, +:3 Have othew some. Why, UwU 'tis :3 a ^w^ happy ^.^ thing +;;w;; To be x3 the >w< fathew >w< unto UwU many >w< sons. +Answer nyo >_> mowe, fow xDD thou shalt be x3 my >w< queen. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The ghostly >w< fathew nyow hath donye :33 his shwift. +CLARENCE. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was UwU made :3 a shwivew, uWu 'twas fow shwift. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. x3 Bwothews, xDD you >_< muse >_> what ^.^ chat ^.^ we >w< two uWu have xDD had. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The ^.^ widow likes >w< it >_> nyot, fow ^.^ she :33 wooks xDD vewy OwO sad. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU You'd think >w< it ;;w;; stwange >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd marry her. +CLARENCE. ;;w;; To who, x3 my xDD wowd? +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, >w< Cwawence, to :3 mysewf. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 That ^.^ wouwd be ;;w;; ten >_> days' wonder uWu at x3 the weast. +CLARENCE. >w< That's :3 a day longer than :3 a wonder >w< wasts. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ By UwU so much >_> is x3 the wonder uWu in extremes. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. xDD Weww, xDD jest ;;w;; on, >w< bwothews; UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you both +:3 Hew >_> suit >_> is >_> gwanted fow her husband's wands. + +Entew :3 a uWu NyOBWEMAN + +:3 NyOBWEMAN. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, Henwy x3 youw foe >_> is :33 taken +xDD And ^.^ bwought x3 youw ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 youw ^w^ pawace uWu gate. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. xDD See :3 that ^.^ he be ;;w;; convey'd >w< unto x3 the Towew. +xDD And OwO go :33 we, OwO bwothews, to x3 the x3 man :3 that >_> took ^.^ him +;;w;; To ;;w;; question of :33 his appwehension. +^.^ Widow, OwO go xDD you >_> awong. ;;w;; Wowds, use her >_< honyouwabwy. +Exeunt aww >_> but GWOUCESTEW +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, Edward xDD wiww use x3 women >_< honyouwabwy. +Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe ;;w;; wasted, marrow, xDD bonyes, ÚwÚ and all, +:33 That from :33 his >_< woins nyo hopeful branch OwO may ^-^ spwing +;;w;; To OwO cwoss ;;w;; me from x3 the golden time UwU I wook fow! +xDD And ^w^ yet, ^-^ between x3 my x3 souw's ^.^ desiwe ÚwÚ and me- +uWu The x3 wustfuw >_< Edwawd's ;;w;; titwe ^.^ buwied- +Is >w< Cwawence, Henry, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< son xDD young Edwawd, +xDD And aww x3 the unwook'd fow x3 issue of uWu theiw >w< bodies, +;;w;; To OwO take uWu theiw rooms ere UwU I ^.^ can :33 pwace :3 mysewf. +^-^ A UwU cowd uWu pwemeditation fow x3 my puwpose! +Why, xDD then UwU I UwU do >_> but dweam on >_< suvweignty; +Wike one :3 that >w< stands ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ pwomontowy +xDD And >w< spies :3 a faw-off >w< showe :3 whewe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd tread, +:3 Wishing :33 his :33 foot :3 wewe equal with :33 his >_< eye; +xDD And ^-^ chides x3 the sea :3 that sundews ^.^ him from thence, +UwU Saying he'ww lade >w< it xDD dwy to uWu have :33 his xDD way- +^w^ So UwU do UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 the :3 cwown, ^.^ being UwU so uWu faw :33 off; +xDD And UwU so UwU I UwU chide x3 the means :3 that keeps ;;w;; me from uWu it; +xDD And UwU so UwU I >_> say I'll :3 cut x3 the ÚwÚ causes ^w^ off, +Fwattewing ;;w;; me with OwO impossibiwities. +OwO My UwU eye's ^w^ too quick, x3 my >_< heawt ^-^ o'ewweens ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, +OwO Unwess x3 my uWu hand ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwength couwd equal OwO them. +xDD Weww, >_> say there >_> is nyo ^w^ kingdom xDD then fow ;;w;; Wichawd; +>_> What othew :3 pweasuwe ^.^ can x3 the wowwd afford? +I'll >_< make x3 my heaven uWu in :3 a >_> wady's UwU wap, +xDD And deck x3 my >w< body uWu in x3 gay ornaments, +xDD And >w< witch x3 sweet ^.^ wadies with x3 my wowds ÚwÚ and OwO wooks. +x3 O >w< misewabwe ^w^ thought! ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ^-^ unwikewy +Than to x3 accompwish ÚwÚ twenty golden x3 cwowns. +Why, wuv fowswowe ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my ;;w;; mothew's womb; +^.^ And, fow UwU I >_> shouwd nyot deal uWu in her soft ^-^ waws, +:33 She uWu did corrupt frail ÚwÚ nyatuwe with x3 some bribe +;;w;; To >w< shwink >_< minye awm x3 up ^.^ wike :3 a :33 withew'd ^.^ shwub +;;w;; To >_< make >w< an envious OwO mountain on x3 my back, +Whewe >_> sits ^-^ defowmity to ÚwÚ mock x3 my >w< body; +;;w;; To xDD shape x3 my UwU wegs of >w< an unequal xDD size; +;;w;; To disproportion ;;w;; me uWu in every >_> pawt, +Wike to :3 a ^-^ chaos, ow >w< an OwO unwick'd >w< beaw-whewp +:33 That xDD cawwies nyo x3 impwession ^.^ wike x3 the uWu dam. +xDD And ^w^ am I, >w< then, :3 a x3 man to be bewov'd? +x3 O monstwous ;;w;; fauwt to uWu hawbouw xDD such :3 a ^w^ thought! +Then, xDD since ÚwÚ this ^.^ eawth affowds nyo joy to ;;w;; me +OwO But to >_> command, to check, to o'erbear xDD such +;;w;; As OwO awe of xDD bettew ÚwÚ pewson than myself, +I'll >_< make x3 my heaven to dweam ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 cwown, +xDD And whiwes UwU I ^w^ wive t' :33 account ÚwÚ this wowwd >_> but >_> heww, +Untiw x3 my >_< misshap'd UwU twunk :3 that UwU beaw ÚwÚ this >_> head +^w^ Be ;;w;; wound xDD impawed with :3 a glorious crown. +xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to get x3 the :3 cwown, +For UwU many ;;w;; wives stand ^-^ between ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ home; +xDD And uWu I- ^.^ wike one wost uWu in :3 a >_> thowny uWu wood +:33 That >w< wents x3 the thorns ÚwÚ and >_> is OwO went with x3 the thowns, +UwU Seeking :3 a uWu way ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwaying from x3 the uWu way +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 knyowing >w< how to find x3 the open air, +OwO But >_> toiwing desperately to find >w< it :3 out- +Towment mysewf to catch x3 the :3 Engwish >_< cwown; +xDD And from :3 that x3 towment UwU I xDD wiww fwee mysewf +:33 Ow hew x3 my uWu way x3 out with :3 a bwoody :33 axe. +Why, UwU I ^.^ can :33 smiwe, ÚwÚ and murder whiwes UwU I :33 smiwe, +xDD And cwy uWu 'Content!' to :3 that which grieves x3 my uWu heawt, +xDD And wet x3 my >_> cheeks with :33 awtificiaw ^-^ teaws, +xDD And fwame x3 my OwO face to aww >w< occasions. +I'll x3 dwown ^.^ mowe saiwows than x3 the :3 mewmaid :3 shaww; +I'll slay ^.^ mowe gazers than x3 the basilisk; +I'll :33 pway x3 the orator >_< as weww >_< as Nyestow, +^w^ Deceive ^.^ mowe slily than Uwysses couwd, +^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ Sinyon, OwO take anyothew >_> Twoy. +UwU I ^.^ can >_< add cowouws to x3 the chameweon, +Change >w< shapes with Pwotheus fow uWu advantages, +xDD And uWu set x3 the murderous Machiavew to school. +UwU Can UwU I UwU do uWu this, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot get :3 a crown? +Tut, :3 wewe >w< it ^-^ fawthew ^w^ off, I'll pluck >w< it down. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +Fwance. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew :3 WEWIS x3 the OwO Fwench OwO King, :33 his :3 sistew BONA, +:33 his xDD Admiwaw ^w^ caww'd UwU BOUWBON; PWINCE EDWARD, >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, +ÚwÚ and x3 the EARL of ;;w;; OXFOWD. :3 WEWIS OwO sits, ÚwÚ and riseth x3 up again + +xDD WEWIS. Faiw xDD Queen of England, ÚwÚ wowthy Margaret, +xDD Sit down with >_> us. ^.^ It :33 iww befits >w< thy >w< state +xDD And birth :3 that xDD thou shouwdst stand OwO whiwe Lewis xDD doth >_< sit. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. :3 Nyo, ^-^ mighty ^w^ King of Fwance. Now Margaret +:3 Must strike her saiw ÚwÚ and :3 weawn :3 a OwO whiwe to serve +Whewe >w< kings >_> command. UwU I UwU was, UwU I ^w^ must >_> confess, +UwU Gweat Albion's xDD Queen uWu in xDD fowmew golden days; +OwO But nyow :33 mischance hath twod x3 my ;;w;; titwe down +xDD And with x3 dishonyouw laid ;;w;; me on x3 the ground, +Whewe UwU I ^w^ must OwO take ^.^ wike uWu seat >w< unto x3 my fowtunye, +xDD And to x3 my humble uWu seat >_> confowm :3 mysewf. +xDD WEWIS. Why, say, >w< faiw :3 Queen, >_> whence springs ÚwÚ this >_> deep ^-^ despaiw? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Fwom xDD such :3 a cause >_< as ^.^ fiwws >_< minye eyes with tears +xDD And xDD stops x3 my ;;w;; tongue, OwO whiwe >_< heawt >_> is >w< dwown'd uWu in cares. +xDD WEWIS. ÚwÚ Whate'ew >w< it be, be xDD thou still ^.^ wike ;;w;; thysewf, +xDD And sit uWu thee ^.^ by UwU ouw ^w^ side. >_> [Seats her ^.^ by >w< him] ;;w;; Yiewd nyot >w< thy x3 nyeck +;;w;; To ;;w;; fowtunye's uWu yoke, >_> but wet >w< thy dauntwess ^-^ mind +UwU Stiww uWu wide uWu in twiumph uvw aww >_> mischance. +^w^ Be pwain, xDD Queen Margaret, ÚwÚ and tell >w< thy gwief; +^.^ It UwU shaww be >w< eas'd, >_> if Fwance ^.^ can yield ;;w;; wewief. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >w< Those >_> gwacious wowds :3 wevive x3 my ;;w;; dwooping >_< thoughts +xDD And UwU give x3 my tongue-tied ^w^ sowwows OwO weave to >_< speak. +Now >_< thewefowe be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to x3 nyobwe Lewis +:33 That Henry, sole UwU possessow of x3 my xDD wuv, +Is, of :3 a OwO king, :33 become :3 a banyish'd ^w^ man, +xDD And ;;w;; fowc'd to ^w^ wive uWu in :3 Scotwand :3 a fowwown; +While OwO pwoud :3 ambitious Edward >w< Duke of York +:33 Usuwps x3 the xDD wegaw ;;w;; titwe ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu seat +Of Engwand's true-anointed ÚwÚ wawfuw ;;w;; King. +This >_> is x3 the cause :3 that I, poor Margaret, +With ÚwÚ this x3 my x3 son, Prince Edwawd, >_> Henwy's heiw, +^w^ Am come to ^w^ cwave >w< thy >w< just ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wawfuw aid; +xDD And >_> if xDD thou fail us, aww UwU ouw UwU hope >_> is ^-^ donye. +:3 Scotwand hath xDD wiww to hewp, >_> but ;;w;; cannyot UwU hewp; +Our OwO peopwe ÚwÚ and UwU ouw peews OwO awe both miswed, +Our treasure seiz'd, UwU ouw ^-^ sowdiews put to x3 fwight, +^.^ And, >_< as xDD thou >_< seest, ouwsewves uWu in x3 heavy ^-^ pwight. +xDD WEWIS. UwU Wenyownyed :3 Queen, with uWu patience ÚwÚ cawm x3 the stowm, +While ^.^ we ^.^ bethink :3 a means to bweak >w< it off. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. uWu The ^.^ mowe ^.^ we ;;w;; stay, x3 the stronger gwows UwU ouw foe. +xDD WEWIS. uWu The ^.^ mowe UwU I ;;w;; stay, x3 the ^.^ mowe I'll succouw thee. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_< O, >_> but >_> impatience ÚwÚ waiteth on true ;;w;; sowwow. +xDD And >_> see :3 whewe x3 comes x3 the xDD bweedew of x3 my ÚwÚ sowwow! + +Entew ^w^ WAWWICK + +xDD WEWIS. x3 What's ^.^ he >_< appwoacheth OwO bowdwy to UwU ouw presence? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Our ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick, >_< Edwawd's ÚwÚ gweatest :3 fwiend. +xDD WEWIS. Welcome, >_< bwave x3 Wawwick! >_> What >_< bwings uWu thee to France? +[He :33 descends. :33 She ^.^ awiseth] +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, nyow ÚwÚ begins :3 a second x3 stowm to OwO wise; +For ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he :3 that moves both wind ÚwÚ and uWu tide. +WARWICK. Fwom ÚwÚ wowthy Edwawd, ^w^ King of ÚwÚ Awbion, +OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and sovereign, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> vowed fwiend, +UwU I come, uWu in OwO kindnyess ÚwÚ and xDD unfeignyed xDD wuv, +First to UwU do ^.^ gweetings to >w< thy royal pewson, +xDD And xDD then to ^w^ cwave :3 a :33 weague of OwO amity, +xDD And lastly to :33 confiwm :3 that >_< amity +With >w< nyuptiaw knot, >_> if xDD thou x3 vouchsafe to gwant +:33 That virtuous xDD Wady >w< Bonya, >w< thy >w< faiw ^-^ sistew, +;;w;; To Engwand's ^w^ King uWu in ÚwÚ wawfuw marriage. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If :3 that OwO go forward, >_> Henwy's UwU hope >_> is ^-^ donye. +WARWICK. :33 [To BONA] ^.^ And, >_> gwacious UwU madam, uWu in UwU ouw >_< king's UwU behawf, +UwU I ^w^ am UwU commanded, with x3 youw OwO weave ÚwÚ and favour, +>_> Humbwy to :3 kiss x3 youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ and with x3 my >_> tongue +;;w;; To tell x3 the passion of x3 my ^.^ suvweign's heawt; +Whewe x3 fame, wate ^w^ ent'wing uWu at :33 his ^-^ heedfuw ;;w;; eaws, +>_< Hath pwac'd >w< thy beauty's x3 image ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ viwtue. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^w^ King Lewis ÚwÚ and xDD Wady >w< Bonya, hear ;;w;; me speak +^.^ Befowe xDD you answew uWu Wawwick. ÚwÚ His ;;w;; demand +Springs nyot from >_< Edwawd's well-meant xDD honyest xDD wuv, +OwO But from ;;w;; deceit bwed ^.^ by UwU nyecessity; +For >w< how ^.^ can ^.^ tywants >w< safewy >_< guvwn ^.^ home +OwO Unwess ^.^ abwoad ;;w;; they puwchase great awwiance? +;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv ^.^ him tyrant ÚwÚ this reason OwO may :3 suffice, +:33 That Henwy ^.^ wiveth stiww; >_> but :3 wewe ^.^ he >_< dead, +ÚwÚ Yet OwO hewe Prince Edward stands, ^w^ King >_> Henwy's OwO son. +Wook OwO thewefowe, Wewis, :3 that ^.^ by ÚwÚ this :33 weague ÚwÚ and ^.^ mawwiage +^.^ Thou dwaw nyot on >w< thy danger ÚwÚ and UwU dishonyouw; +For ^w^ though usuwpews xDD sway x3 the UwU wuwe :3 a OwO whiwe +ÚwÚ Yet :3 heav'ns OwO awe >_< just, ÚwÚ and time OwO suppwesseth x3 wwongs. +WARWICK. Injurious ;;w;; Mawgawet! +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. xDD And >w< why nyot Queen? +WARWICK. >_< Because >w< thy >w< fathew Henwy uWu did ÚwÚ usuwp; +xDD And xDD thou nyo ^.^ mowe awt >_> pwince than ^.^ she >_> is >w< queen. +;;w;; OXFOWD. UwU Then Wawwick uWu disannyuws great John of Gaunt, +>_< Which uWu did uWu subdue x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ÚwÚ pawt of x3 Spain; +^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew John of Gaunt, Henwy x3 the >_> Fouwth, +>_< Whose ^.^ wisdom UwU was :3 a mirror to x3 the wisest; +^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew :3 that uWu wise >_< pwince, Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, +Who ^.^ by :33 his :3 pwowess conquewed aww Fwance. +Fwom these UwU ouw Henwy ÚwÚ winyeawwy :33 descends. +WARWICK. uWu Oxfowd, >w< how ^.^ haps >w< it uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 smooth uWu discouwse +>_> You told nyot >w< how Henwy x3 the Sixth hath wost +All :3 that which Henwy x3 the >_< Fifth xDD had :33 gotten? +Methinks these peews of Fwance >_> shouwd ;;w;; smiwe uWu at x3 that. +OwO But fow x3 the >_> west: xDD you tell :3 a pedigwee +Of threescore ÚwÚ and >w< two :3 yeaws- :3 a siwwy time +;;w;; To >_< make prescription fow :3 a kingdom's uWu wowth. +;;w;; OXFOWD. Why, Wawwick, ;;w;; canst xDD thou speak OwO against >w< thy ^.^ wiege, +;;w;; Whom xDD thou obeyed'st ;;w;; thiwty ÚwÚ and six years, +xDD And nyot ÚwÚ betway >w< thy UwU tweason with :3 a bwush? +WARWICK. UwU Can Oxford :3 that uWu did OwO evew ;;w;; fence x3 the >w< wight +Now >_< buckwew UwU fawsehood with :3 a pedigwee? +For x3 shame! Weave Henry, ÚwÚ and caww Edward king. +;;w;; OXFOWD. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him x3 my x3 king ^.^ by x3 whose xDD injuwious >_< doom +OwO My :33 ewdew brother, x3 the Lord Aubrey Vere, +Was donye to ÚwÚ death; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe than >_> so, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +Even uWu in x3 the OwO downfaww of :33 his mewwow'd years, +x3 When ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ bwought ^.^ him to x3 the doow of UwU death? +:3 Nyo, Wawwick, ^.^ nyo; OwO whiwe >w< wife uphowds ÚwÚ this ^.^ awm, +This awm uphowds x3 the ;;w;; house of Lancaster. +WARWICK. xDD And UwU I x3 the ;;w;; house of x3 Yowk. +xDD WEWIS. xDD Queen Margaret, Prince Edwawd, ÚwÚ and uWu Oxfowd, +Vouchsafe uWu at UwU ouw request to stand :3 aside +While UwU I use further conference with uWu Wawwick. +^w^ [They stand aloof] +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^w^ Heavens gwant :3 that Wawwick's wowds ^w^ bewitch ^.^ him ^w^ nyot! +xDD WEWIS. >_> Nyow, Wawwick, tell uWu me, even ;;w;; upon >w< thy OwO conscience, +Is Edward x3 youw true UwU king? fow UwU I :3 wewe loath +;;w;; To >_> wink with ^.^ him :3 that :3 wewe nyot ÚwÚ wawfuw ^.^ chosen. +WARWICK. ÚwÚ Theweon UwU I ^.^ pawn x3 my cwedit ÚwÚ and >_< minye honyouw. +xDD WEWIS. OwO But >_> is ^.^ he >_> gwacious uWu in x3 the people's ÚwÚ eye? +WARWICK. uWu The ^.^ mowe :3 that Henwy UwU was unfortunate. +xDD WEWIS. UwU Then ^.^ fuwthew: aww dissembling uWu set ÚwÚ aside, +Teww ;;w;; me fow uWu twuth x3 the UwU measuwe of :33 his wuv +uWu Unto UwU ouw :3 sistew x3 Bonya. +WARWICK. >w< Such >w< it ;;w;; seems +;;w;; As OwO may >_> beseem :3 a :33 monyawch ^.^ wike himself. +xDD Mysewf uWu have often heard ^.^ him >_> say ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw +:33 That ÚwÚ this :33 his wuv UwU was >w< an xDD etewnyaw plant +:3 Wheweof x3 the ^.^ woot UwU was fix'd uWu in viwtue's ground, +uWu The >w< weaves ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwuit ÚwÚ maintain'd with beauty's sun, +>w< Exempt from xDD envy, >_> but nyot from OwO disdain, +OwO Unwess x3 the xDD Wady Bona ^.^ quit :33 his OwO pain. +xDD WEWIS. >_> Nyow, ^-^ sistew, wet >_> us hear x3 youw >w< fiwm wesowve. +^.^ BONyA. uWu Youw gwant ow x3 youw denial UwU shaww be ^w^ minye. +:33 [To >_> WAWWICK] ÚwÚ Yet UwU I x3 confess :3 that often ere ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, +x3 When UwU I uWu have heard x3 youw >_< king's desewt :3 wecounted, +Mine ear hath tempted ^w^ judgment to desiwe. +xDD WEWIS. Then, Wawwick, thus: UwU ouw :3 sistew UwU shaww be Edward's. +xDD And nyow ÚwÚ fowthwith UwU shaww articles be drawn +:3 Touching x3 the >_> jointuwe :3 that x3 youw x3 king ^w^ must ;;w;; make, +>_< Which with her ^.^ dowwy UwU shaww be xDD countewpois'd. +Draw near, xDD Queen Margaret, ÚwÚ and be :3 a >_> witnyess +:33 That Bona UwU shaww be >w< wife to x3 the :3 Engwish king. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. ;;w;; To Edwawd, >_> but nyot to x3 the :3 Engwish king. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^.^ Deceitfuw Wawwick, >w< it UwU was >w< thy xDD device +^-^ By ÚwÚ this alliance to >_< make >_< void x3 my OwO suit. +^.^ Befowe >w< thy uWu coming, Lewis UwU was >_> Henwy's :3 fwiend. +xDD WEWIS. xDD And still >_> is :33 fwiend to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and Margaret. +OwO But >_> if x3 youw ;;w;; titwe to x3 the >_< cwown be ÚwÚ weak, +;;w;; As OwO may appeaw ^.^ by >_< Edwawd's ÚwÚ good uWu success, +UwU Then UwU 'tis >_> but reason :3 that UwU I be releas'd +Fwom ^.^ giving >_> aid which wate UwU I :3 pwomised. +ÚwÚ Yet UwU shaww xDD you uWu have aww OwO kindnyess uWu at x3 my uWu hand +:33 That x3 youw estate uWu wequiwes ÚwÚ and >_< minye ^.^ can >_< yiewd. +WARWICK. Henwy nyow ;;w;; wives uWu in :3 Scotwand uWu at :33 his case, +Whewe xDD having uWu nyothing, >_< nyothing ^.^ can ^.^ he uWu wose. +xDD And >_< as fow xDD you yourself, UwU ouw x3 quondam queen, +>_> You uWu have :3 a >w< fathew able to ÚwÚ maintain UwU you, +xDD And xDD bettew >w< 'twewe xDD you troubled ^.^ him than Fwance. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. uWu Peace, ^w^ impudent ÚwÚ and shameless Wawwick, +Pwoud settew x3 up ÚwÚ and puller down of OwO kings! +UwU I xDD wiww nyot >w< hence >w< tiww with x3 my tawk ÚwÚ and ^-^ teaws, +UwU Both full of truth, UwU I >_< make ^w^ King Lewis behowd +x3 Thy sly :33 conveyance ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU wowd's UwU fawse love; +For both of xDD you OwO awe xDD biwds of sewf-same ^-^ feathew. +OwO [POST ;;w;; bwowing :3 a >_> hown ;;w;; within] +xDD WEWIS. Wawwick, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 some x3 post to >_> us ow thee. + +Entew x3 the >_< POST + +POST. OwO My ;;w;; wowd :3 ambassadow, these x3 wettews OwO awe fow UwU you, +:3 Sent from x3 youw brother, ^w^ Mawquis >_> Montague. +;;w;; These from UwU ouw ^w^ King >w< unto x3 youw >_< Majesty. +^.^ And, UwU madam, these fow uWu you; from ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +^w^ [They aww ^w^ wead uWu theiw uWu wettews] +;;w;; OXFOWD. UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it weww :3 that UwU ouw >w< faiw xDD Queen ÚwÚ and mistwess +Smiwes uWu at her news, OwO whiwe Wawwick uWu fwowns uWu at ÚwÚ his. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. Nyay, mark >w< how Lewis stamps >_< as ^.^ he :3 wewe OwO nyettwed. +UwU I UwU hope aww's fow x3 the >_> best. +xDD WEWIS. Wawwick, >_> what OwO awe >w< thy nyews? xDD And >_< youws, >w< faiw Queen? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Mine xDD such >_< as ^w^ fiww x3 my >_< heawt with unhop'd joys. +WARWICK. Minye, full of sorrow ÚwÚ and heart's >_< discontent. +xDD WEWIS. What, >_> has x3 youw x3 king mawwied x3 the xDD Wady Grey? +xDD And now, to x3 soothe x3 youw fowgewy ÚwÚ and his, +^-^ Sends ;;w;; me :3 a paper to :33 pewsuade ;;w;; me OwO patience? +Is ÚwÚ this x3 th' alliance :3 that ^.^ he >_> seeks with France? +Dare ^.^ he presume to ^w^ scown >_> us uWu in ÚwÚ this mannyew? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I told x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_< as much befowe. +This proveth >_< Edwawd's wuv ÚwÚ and Wawwick's x3 honyesty. +WARWICK. ^w^ King Wewis, UwU I OwO hewe ^w^ pwotest uWu in ^.^ sight of ^.^ heaven, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the UwU hope UwU I uWu have of ^-^ heavenwy bliss, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ cweaw from ÚwÚ this ^-^ misdeed of Edwawd's- +No ^.^ mowe x3 my OwO king, fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ dishonyouws uWu me, +OwO But UwU most himsewf, >_> if ^.^ he couwd >_> see :33 his ;;w;; shame. +Did UwU I x3 fowget :3 that ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; house of York +OwO My >w< fathew ^-^ came untimely to :33 his UwU death? +Did UwU I wet pass x3 th' abuse donye to x3 my >w< nyiece? +Did UwU I >_< impawe ^.^ him with x3 the xDD wegaw crown? +Did UwU I put Henwy from :33 his OwO nyative right? +xDD And ^w^ am UwU I >_< guewdon'd uWu at x3 the >w< wast with shame? +Shame on >_< himsewf! fow x3 my desewt >_> is honour; +xDD And to repair x3 my honour wost fow ^.^ him +UwU I OwO hewe renounce ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn to >_< Henwy. +OwO My x3 nyobwe :3 Queen, wet xDD fowmew >_< gwudges pass, +xDD And henceforth UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy true ^.^ sewvitow. +UwU I xDD wiww xDD wevenge :33 his wrong to xDD Wady >w< Bonya, +xDD And UwU wepwant Henwy uWu in :33 his xDD fowmew state. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Wawwick, these wowds uWu have >_> tuwn'd x3 my ^-^ hate to love; +xDD And UwU I :33 fowgive ÚwÚ and quite x3 fowget ;;w;; owd fauwts, +xDD And joy :3 that xDD thou UwU becom'st ^w^ King >_> Henwy's :3 fwiend. +WARWICK. ^w^ So much :33 his fwiend, :33 ay, :33 his xDD unfeignyed fwiend, +:33 That >_> if ^w^ King Lewis x3 vouchsafe to furnish >_> us +With x3 some x3 few ^.^ bands of OwO chosen xDD sowdiews, +I'll undewtake to ÚwÚ wand them on UwU ouw :3 coast +xDD And force x3 the tyrant from :33 his uWu seat ^.^ by waw. +'Tis nyot :33 his nyew-made bride UwU shaww succouw him; +xDD And >_< as fow >w< Cwawence, >_< as x3 my x3 wettews tell uWu me, +He's xDD vewy ÚwÚ wikewy nyow to faww from ^.^ him +For matching ^.^ mowe fow >_< wanton lust than honour +:33 Ow than fow ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and :33 safety of UwU ouw country. +^.^ BONyA. >_< Deaw brother, >w< how UwU shaww Bona be ^w^ weveng'd +OwO But ^.^ by >w< thy OwO hewp to ÚwÚ this distwessed xDD queen? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU Wenyownyed >_< Pwince, >w< how UwU shaww poor Henwy ^w^ wive +OwO Unwess xDD thou OwO wescue ^.^ him from fouw ^-^ despaiw? +^.^ BONyA. OwO My ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this :3 Engwish uWu queen's OwO awe onye. +WARWICK. xDD And >_> minye, >w< faiw xDD Wady >w< Bonya, UwU joins with x3 youws. +xDD WEWIS. xDD And >_< minye with ÚwÚ hews, ÚwÚ and xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and Margaret's. +>_< Thewefowe, uWu at last, UwU I x3 fiwmwy ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd +>_> You UwU shaww uWu have OwO aid. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Let ;;w;; me UwU give humble thanks fow aww uWu at OwO once. +xDD WEWIS. Then, Engwand's ^w^ messengew, ^-^ wetuwn uWu in x3 post +xDD And tell UwU fawse Edwawd, >w< thy ^.^ supposed OwO king, +:33 That Lewis of Fwance >_> is UwU sending uvw masquews +;;w;; To ^w^ wevew >w< it with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 nyew bride. +^.^ Thou seest UwU what's xDD past; OwO go feaw >w< thy x3 king uWu withaw. +^.^ BONyA. Teww :3 him, uWu in UwU hope he'ww ^-^ pwuv :3 a widower shortly, +I'll ^-^ weaw x3 the willow-garland fow :33 his sake. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Teww ^.^ him x3 my >w< mouwnying UwU weeds OwO awe laid ÚwÚ aside, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am ready to put ^-^ awmouw :3 on. +WARWICK. Teww ^.^ him from ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ he hath donye ;;w;; me wwong, +xDD And >_< thewefowe I'll uncwown ^.^ him ewe't be wong. +>_> Thewe's >w< thy :33 wewawd; be ;;w;; gonye. uWu Exit >_< POST +xDD WEWIS. But, Wawwick, +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and uWu Oxfowd, with five thousand men, +Shall OwO cwoss x3 the seas ÚwÚ and bid UwU fawse Edward uWu battwe: +^.^ And, >_< as ;;w;; occasion OwO sewves, ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe xDD Queen +xDD And Prince UwU shaww ;;w;; fowwow with :3 a >w< fwesh UwU suppwy. +Yet, ere xDD thou x3 go, >_> but answew ;;w;; me one >_> doubt: +>_> What >_< pwedge uWu have ^.^ we of >w< thy >w< fiwm >w< woyawty? +WARWICK. This UwU shaww :33 assuwe x3 my ^w^ constant UwU woyawty: +:33 That >_> if UwU ouw xDD Queen ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this xDD young Prince ^-^ agwee, +I'll ^w^ join >_< minye eldest daughter ÚwÚ and x3 my joy +;;w;; To ^.^ him ÚwÚ fowthwith uWu in >w< howy wedlock >w< bands. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Yes, UwU I ^-^ agwee, ÚwÚ and >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ;;w;; motion. +^-^ Son Edwawd, ^.^ she >_> is >w< faiw ÚwÚ and virtuous, +Therefore deway nyot- UwU give >w< thy uWu hand to ÚwÚ Wawwick; +xDD And with >w< thy uWu hand >w< thy :33 faith OwO iwwevocabwe +:33 That >w< onwy Wawwick's daughter UwU shaww be ÚwÚ thinye. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. Yes, UwU I xDD accept hew, fow ^.^ she weww >_> desewves uWu it; +xDD And UwU hewe, to >_< pwedge x3 my ^w^ vow, UwU I UwU give x3 my >w< hand. +[He ;;w;; gives :33 his uWu hand to >_> WAWWICK] +xDD WEWIS. xDD stay ^.^ we ^.^ nyow? ;;w;; These ^-^ sowdiews UwU shaww be levied; +xDD And UwU thou, Lord >_> Bouwbon, UwU ouw xDD High Admiwaw, +Shall >w< waft them uvw with UwU ouw royal ;;w;; fweet. +UwU I ^-^ wong >w< tiww Edward faww ^.^ by waw's :33 mischance +For ^w^ mocking ^.^ mawwiage with :3 a :3 dame of Fwance. +Exeunt aww >_> but ^w^ WAWWICK +WARWICK. UwU I ^-^ came from Edward >_< as :3 ambassadow, +OwO But UwU I ^-^ wetuwn :33 his sworn ÚwÚ and >w< mowtaw foe. +Matter of ^.^ mawwiage UwU was x3 the :3 chawge ^.^ he uWu gave uWu me, +OwO But :3 dweadfuw >w< waw UwU shaww answew :33 his >_> demand. +xDD Had ^.^ he >_< nyonye >_> ewse to >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ stawe >_> but me? +UwU Then >_< nyonye >_> but UwU I UwU shaww turn :33 his xDD jest to ;;w;; sowwow. +UwU I UwU was x3 the uWu chief :3 that >_> wais'd ^.^ him to x3 the :3 cwown, +xDD And I'll be uWu chief to ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him down again; +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I pity >_> Henwy's ^-^ misewy, +OwO But >_> seek xDD wevenge on >_< Edwawd's >_> mockewy. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, SOMERSET, ÚwÚ and x3 MONTAGUE + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Now tell uWu me, ÚwÚ bwothew >w< Cwawence, >_> what think xDD you +Of ÚwÚ this x3 nyew ^.^ mawwiage with x3 the xDD Wady Grey? +>_< Hath nyot UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew UwU made :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ choice? +CLARENCE. ÚwÚ Awas, xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis uWu faw from >w< hence to France! +How couwd ^.^ he xDD stay >w< tiww Wawwick UwU made wetuwn? +uWu SOMEWSET. OwO My wowds, ÚwÚ fowbeaw ÚwÚ this talk; OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the ;;w;; King. + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^.^ attended; :3 WADY +x3 GWEY, >_< as >w< Queen; >w< PEMBWOKE, ^w^ STAFFOWD, HASTINGS, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. Four stand on one side, ÚwÚ and fouw on x3 the othew + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And :33 his >_> weww-chosen bride. +CLARENCE. UwU I ^-^ mind to tell ^.^ him x3 pwainwy >_> what UwU I UwU think. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ bwothew of >w< Cwawence, >w< how ^.^ wike xDD you UwU ouw UwU choice +:33 That xDD you stand pensive >_< as half malcontent? +CLARENCE. ;;w;; As weww >_< as Lewis of Fwance ow x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick, +>_< Which OwO awe UwU so xDD weak of couwage ÚwÚ and uWu in ^w^ judgment +:33 That they'ww OwO take nyo offence uWu at UwU ouw ^-^ abuse. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Suppose ;;w;; they OwO take offence ^-^ without :3 a cause; +^-^ They OwO awe >_> but Lewis ÚwÚ and x3 Wawwick: UwU I ^w^ am Edwawd, +uWu Youw ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Wawwick's ÚwÚ and ^w^ must uWu have x3 my :33 wiww. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And UwU shaww uWu have x3 youw :33 wiww, uWu because UwU ouw ;;w;; King. +ÚwÚ Yet >_> hasty ^.^ mawwiage seldom proveth well. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Yea, ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Wichawd, OwO awe xDD you uWu offended xDD too? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. +:3 Nyo, ^w^ God UwU fowbid :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd ÚwÚ wish them sever'd +;;w;; Whom ^w^ God hath OwO join'd together; :33 ay, ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe pity +;;w;; To OwO sundew them :3 that x3 yoke UwU so weww together. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Setting x3 youw scorns ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> miswike ÚwÚ aside, +Teww ;;w;; me x3 some reason >w< why x3 the xDD Wady Grey +Should nyot :33 become x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and Engwand's ÚwÚ Queen. +xDD And xDD you :3 too, Somerset ÚwÚ and >_< Montague, +^w^ Speak freely >_> what xDD you UwU think. +CLARENCE. UwU Then ÚwÚ this >_> is >_< minye opinion: :3 that ^w^ King Lewis +>_> Becomes x3 youw ;;w;; enyemy fow ^w^ mocking ^.^ him +About x3 the ^.^ mawwiage of x3 the xDD Wady x3 Bonya. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And Wawwick, xDD doing >_> what xDD you uWu gave uWu in charge, +Is nyow ^-^ dishonyouwed ^.^ by ÚwÚ this x3 nyew marriage. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> What >_> if both Lewis ÚwÚ and Wawwick be >w< appeas'd +^-^ By xDD such >w< invention >_< as UwU I ^.^ can >_< devise? +x3 MONTAGUE. ÚwÚ Yet to uWu have OwO join'd with Fwance uWu in xDD such alliance +Wouwd ^.^ mowe uWu have strength'ned ÚwÚ this UwU ouw >_> commonweawth +^w^ 'Gainst :33 foweign storms than xDD any OwO home-bwed marriage. +>_> HASTINGS. Why, xDD knyows nyot ^w^ Montague :3 that of itsewf +England >_> is safe, >_> if true within ÚwÚ itsewf? +x3 MONTAGUE. OwO But x3 the safer when UwU 'tis back'd with Fwance. +>_> HASTINGS. 'Tis xDD bettew UwU using Fwance than >_< twusting Fwance. +Let >_> us be back'd with :33 God, ÚwÚ and with x3 the seas +>_< Which >w< He hath xDD giv'n fow ;;w;; fence impregnable, +xDD And with uWu theiw helps >w< onwy ;;w;; defend uWu ouwsewves. +^w^ In them ÚwÚ and uWu in ouwsewves UwU ouw :33 safety uWu wies. +CLARENCE. For ÚwÚ this one ÚwÚ speech Lord >w< Hastings weww >_> desewves +;;w;; To uWu have x3 the heir of x3 the Lord xDD Hungewfowd. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Ay, >_> what of ^-^ that? >w< it UwU was x3 my xDD wiww ÚwÚ and x3 gwant; +xDD And fow ÚwÚ this >_> once x3 my xDD wiww UwU shaww stand fow law. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And yet uWu methinks x3 youw Gwace hath nyot donye weww +;;w;; To UwU give x3 the heir ÚwÚ and daughter of Lord Scawes +uWu Unto x3 the ÚwÚ bwothew of x3 youw >w< woving bride. +:33 She xDD bettew ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 fitted ;;w;; me ow Cwawence; +OwO But uWu in x3 youw bride xDD you ^.^ buwy brotherhood. +CLARENCE. :33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ÚwÚ bestow'd x3 the heir +Of x3 the Lord UwU Bonviwwe on x3 youw x3 nyew ^w^ wife's x3 son, +xDD And OwO weave x3 youw bwothews to OwO go ^w^ speed ewsewhewe. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Awas, poor Clarence! Is >w< it fow :3 a >w< wife +:33 That xDD thou awt malcontent? UwU I xDD wiww provide thee. +CLARENCE. ^w^ In :33 choosing fow >_> youwsewf xDD you ^w^ show'd x3 youw ^.^ judgment, +>_< Which ^.^ being ^w^ shawwow, xDD you UwU shaww UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave +;;w;; To :33 pway x3 the >w< bwokew uWu in >_< minye UwU own :33 behawf; +xDD And to :3 that >w< end UwU I x3 showtwy ^-^ mind to OwO weave OwO you. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Weave ;;w;; me ow tawwy, Edward xDD wiww be OwO King, +xDD And nyot be tied >w< unto :33 his brother's :33 wiww. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO My wowds, >w< befowe >w< it pleas'd :33 his ;;w;; Majesty +;;w;; To >w< waise x3 my >w< state to ;;w;; titwe of :3 a queen, +Do ;;w;; me >_> but wight, ÚwÚ and xDD you ^w^ must aww x3 confess +:33 That UwU I UwU was nyot ignoble of ^-^ descent: +xDD And >w< meanyew than mysewf uWu have xDD had ^.^ wike xDD fowtunye. +OwO But >_< as ÚwÚ this ;;w;; titwe honyouws ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_> minye, +^w^ So x3 youw uWu diswikes, to ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ wouwd be pleasing, +^-^ Doth ;;w;; cwoud x3 my joys with danger ÚwÚ and with ;;w;; sowwow. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO My xDD wuv, ÚwÚ fowbeaw to ^-^ fawn ;;w;; upon uWu theiw >_< fwowns. +>_> What danger ow >_> what sorrow ^.^ can befaww ÚwÚ thee, +^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as Edward >_> is >w< thy ^w^ constant :33 fwiend +xDD And uWu theiw true suvweign ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they ^w^ must obey? +Nyay, ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they UwU shaww OwO obey, ÚwÚ and wuv uWu thee :3 too, +OwO Unwess ;;w;; they >_> seek fow >_< hatwed uWu at x3 my hands; +>_< Which >_> if ;;w;; they UwU do, yet xDD wiww UwU I >_< keep uWu thee safe, +xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww x3 feew x3 the UwU vengeance of x3 my wrath. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] UwU I heaw, yet >_> say nyot ÚwÚ much, >_> but think x3 the more. + +Entew :3 a >_< POST + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, ^w^ messengew, >_> what x3 wettews ow >_> what nyews +Fwom France? +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My suvweign ^.^ wiege, nyo letters, ÚwÚ and x3 few wowds, +OwO But xDD such >_< as I, ^-^ without x3 youw >_> speciaw pardon, +Dare nyot wewate. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Go ^.^ to, ^.^ we UwU pawdon ÚwÚ thee; OwO thewefowe, uWu in ^-^ bwief, +Teww ;;w;; me uWu theiw wowds >_< as nyeaw >_< as xDD thou ;;w;; canst guess OwO them. +>_> What answew x3 makes ^w^ King Lewis >w< unto UwU ouw wettews? +x3 MESSENGEW. At x3 my depart, these :3 wewe :33 his xDD vewy x3 wowds: +x3 'Go tell UwU fawse Edwawd, x3 the ^.^ supposed OwO king, +:33 That Lewis of Fwance >_> is UwU sending uvw masquews +;;w;; To ^w^ wevew >w< it with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 nyew bride.' +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. x3 IS Lewis UwU so brave? ÚwÚ Bewike ^.^ he ^w^ thinks ;;w;; me >_< Henwy. +OwO But >_> what uWu said xDD Wady Bona to x3 my x3 mawwiage? +x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; These :3 wewe her wowds, utt'red with >_< miwd >w< disdain: +'Tell :3 him, uWu in UwU hope he'ww ^-^ pwuv :3 a widower shortly, +I'll ^-^ weaw x3 the willow-garland fow :33 his sake.' +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU I uWu bwame nyot >_< hew: ^.^ she couwd >_> say xDD wittwe >_> wess; +:33 She xDD had x3 the wrong. OwO But >_> what uWu said >_> Henwy's xDD queen? +For UwU I uWu have heard :3 that ^.^ she UwU was there uWu in ;;w;; pwace. +x3 MESSENGEW. 'Tell OwO him' quoth ^.^ she xDD 'my >w< mouwnying UwU weeds OwO awe :33 donye, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am ready to put ^-^ awmouw uWu on.' +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Bewike ^.^ she minds to :33 pway x3 the Amazon. +OwO But >_> what uWu said Wawwick to these x3 injuwies? +x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ He, ^.^ mowe :33 incens'd OwO against x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +Than aww x3 the ^-^ west, UwU dischawg'd ;;w;; me with these x3 wowds: +'Tell ^.^ him from ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ he hath donye ;;w;; me >_> wwong; +xDD And >_< thewefowe I'll uncwown ^.^ him ewe't be long.' +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu Ha! x3 duwst x3 the traitor ;;w;; bweathe x3 out UwU so OwO pwoud xDD wowds? +xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww awm uWu me, ^.^ being OwO thus forewarn'd. +^-^ They UwU shaww uWu have UwU waws ÚwÚ and x3 pay fow uWu theiw presumption. +OwO But say, >_> is Wawwick ^w^ fwiends with ^-^ Mawgawet? +x3 MESSENGEW. Ay, >_> gwacious sovereign; ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU so wink'd uWu in ÚwÚ fwiendship +:33 That xDD young Prince Edward uWu mawwies Wawwick's >w< daughtew. +CLARENCE. ÚwÚ Bewike x3 the ^-^ ewdew; >_> Cwawence xDD wiww uWu have x3 the ÚwÚ youngew. +>_> Nyow, ÚwÚ bwothew OwO king, farewell, ÚwÚ and sit xDD you OwO fast, +For UwU I xDD wiww >w< hence to Wawwick's othew ;;w;; daughtew; +^.^ That, ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ want :3 a :33 kingdom, yet uWu in ^.^ mawwiage +UwU I OwO may nyot ^-^ pwuv :33 infewiow to OwO youwsewf. +>_> You :3 that wuv ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and Wawwick, ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. +UwU Exit, ÚwÚ and SOMERSET xDD fowwows +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. +OwO My >_< thoughts aim uWu at :3 a further mattew; UwU I +OwO Stay nyot fow x3 the wuv of Edward >_> but x3 the crown. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Cwawence ÚwÚ and Somerset both >_> gonye to x3 Wawwick! +ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I awm'd OwO against x3 the worst ^.^ can happen; +xDD And ^.^ haste >_> is needful uWu in ÚwÚ this desp'wate :3 case. +UwU Pembwoke ÚwÚ and Stafford, xDD you uWu in UwU ouw behawf +Go wevy ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> pwepawe fow UwU waw; +^-^ They OwO awe already, ow quickly xDD wiww be >_< wanded. +xDD Mysewf uWu in ÚwÚ pewson xDD wiww ^w^ stwaight ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. +Exeunt :33 PEMBWOKE ÚwÚ and ^w^ STAFFOWD +OwO But ere UwU I x3 go, >w< Hastings ÚwÚ and >_< Montague, +Resolve x3 my ^-^ doubt. >_> You twain, of aww x3 the ^-^ west, +^w^ Awe nyeaw to Wawwick ^.^ by :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ^.^ by alliance. +Teww ;;w;; me >_> if xDD you wuv Wawwick ^.^ mowe than me? +;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, xDD then both ÚwÚ depawt to :33 him: +UwU I rather ÚwÚ wish xDD you ^-^ foes than OwO howwow fwiends. +OwO But >_> if xDD you ^-^ mind to howd x3 youw true xDD obedience, +Give ;;w;; me assurance with x3 some xDD fwiendwy ^w^ vow, +:33 That UwU I OwO may >_< nyevew uWu have xDD you uWu in OwO suspect. +x3 MONTAGUE. ^w^ So ^w^ God OwO hewp ^w^ Montague >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; pwuvs ^-^ twue! +>_> HASTINGS. xDD And >w< Hastings >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; favouws >_< Edwawd's >w< cause! +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Wichawd, xDD wiww xDD you stand ^.^ by us? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, uWu in ;;w;; despite of aww :3 that UwU shaww withstand OwO you. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, so! xDD then ^w^ am UwU I >_< suwe of ^.^ victowy. +Now >_< thewefowe wet >_> us hence, ÚwÚ and wose nyo >_> houw +Tiww ^.^ we :3 meet Wawwick with :33 his :33 foweign xDD pow'w. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A uWu pwain uWu in Wawwickshiwe + +Entew ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and ^-^ OXFOWD, with OwO Fwench ^-^ sowdiews + +WARWICK. Twust uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, aww >_> hithewto xDD goes well; +uWu The ^w^ common OwO peopwe ^.^ by xDD nyumbews swarm to >_> us. + +Entew >_> CWAWENCE ÚwÚ and SOMERSET + +OwO But >_> see :3 whewe Somerset ÚwÚ and >_> Cwawence ^w^ comes. +^w^ Speak suddenly, x3 my lords- OwO awe ^.^ we aww friends? +CLARENCE. Fear nyot :3 that, x3 my OwO wowd. +WARWICK. Then, ^-^ gentwe >w< Cwawence, wewcome >w< unto ÚwÚ Wawwick; +xDD And ;;w;; wewcome, ^w^ Somewset. UwU I howd >w< it cowardice +;;w;; To xDD west mistwustfuw :3 whewe :3 a x3 nyobwe >_< heawt +>_< Hath :3 pawn'd >w< an open uWu hand uWu in xDD sign of love; +^-^ Ewse ^w^ might UwU I think :3 that >w< Cwawence, >_< Edwawd's brother, +^.^ Wewe >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ feignyed :33 fwiend to UwU ouw OwO pwoceedings. +OwO But ;;w;; wewcome, x3 sweet Cwawence; x3 my daughter UwU shaww be ÚwÚ thinye. +xDD And nyow >_> what UwU wests but, uWu in night's :33 cuvwtuwe, +x3 Thy ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ being cawewesswy xDD encamp'd, +ÚwÚ His ^-^ sowdiews xDD wuwking uWu in x3 the UwU towns about, +xDD And >_> but ^w^ attended ^.^ by :3 a :33 simpwe guawd, +We OwO may suwpwise ÚwÚ and OwO take ^.^ him uWu at UwU ouw pweasuwe? +Our ^w^ scouts uWu have >_> found x3 the adventuwe xDD vewy ^w^ easy; +:33 That >_< as Uwysses ÚwÚ and :33 stout Diomede +With ^-^ sweight ÚwÚ and manhood OwO stowe to Rhesus' tents, +xDD And ^.^ bwought from thence x3 the x3 Thwacian uWu fataw ;;w;; steeds, +^w^ So :33 we, weww cover'd with x3 the night's black mantle, +At unyawawes OwO may xDD beat down >_< Edwawd's xDD guawd +xDD And x3 seize himself- UwU I >_> say nyot >_< 'swaughtew >_> him,' +For UwU I intend >_> but >w< onwy to suwpwise ^.^ him. +>_> You :3 that xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this attempt, +>w< Appwaud x3 the xDD nyame of Henwy with x3 youw leader. +^w^ [They aww cwy x3 'Henwy!'] +Why >w< then, >_> wet's on UwU ouw uWu way uWu in silent >_< sowt. +For Wawwick ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO fwiends, ^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint Geowge! Exeunt + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +>_< Edwawd's :3 camp, nyeaw Wawwick + +Entew >w< thwee ^-^ WATCHMEN, to xDD guawd x3 the KING'S ^w^ tent + +uWu FIWST >_< WATCHMAN. :3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my mastews, >_< each x3 man OwO take :33 his xDD stand; +uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> is uWu set ^.^ him down to OwO sweep. +^w^ SECOND >_< WATCHMAN. What, xDD wiww ^.^ he nyot to bed? +uWu FIWST >_< WATCHMAN. Why, ^.^ nyo; fow ^.^ he hath UwU made :3 a solemn vow +xDD Nyevew to >_< wie ÚwÚ and OwO take :33 his natural xDD west +Tiww Wawwick ow >_< himsewf be quite :33 suppwess'd. +^w^ SECOND >_< WATCHMAN. >_< To-mowwow >w< then, >w< bewike, UwU shaww be x3 the ^-^ day, +;;w;; If Wawwick be UwU so nyeaw >_< as ;;w;; men report. +^w^ THIWD >_< WATCHMAN. OwO But say, UwU I pray, >_> what nyobweman >_> is :3 that +:33 That with x3 the ^w^ King OwO hewe resteth uWu in :33 his ^w^ tent? +uWu FIWST >_< WATCHMAN. 'Tis x3 the Lord >w< Hastings, x3 the >_< King's ^.^ chiefest :3 fwiend. +^w^ THIWD >_< WATCHMAN. >_< O, >_> is >w< it ^w^ So? OwO But >w< why ;;w;; commands x3 the ^w^ King +:33 That :33 his uWu chief ÚwÚ fowwowews uWu wodge uWu in UwU towns about :3 him, +While ^.^ he >_< himsewf keeps uWu in x3 the UwU cowd field? +^w^ SECOND >_< WATCHMAN. 'Tis x3 the ^.^ mowe honyouw, uWu because ^.^ mowe :33 dangewous. +^w^ THIWD >_< WATCHMAN. Ay, >_> but UwU give ;;w;; me :33 wowship ÚwÚ and quietnyess; +UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it xDD bettew than uWu dangewous honyouw. +;;w;; If Wawwick UwU knyew uWu in >_> what estate ^.^ he stands, +'Tis to be xDD doubted ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >w< waken ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST >_< WATCHMAN. OwO Unwess UwU ouw ÚwÚ hawbewds uWu did shut x3 up :33 his >w< passage. +^w^ SECOND >_< WATCHMAN. Ay, ^-^ whewefowe >_> ewse xDD guawd ^.^ we :33 his royal ^w^ tent +OwO But to ;;w;; defend :33 his ÚwÚ pewson from x3 nyight-foes? + +Entew ^w^ WAWWICK, OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ OXFOWD, SOMERSET, +ÚwÚ and OwO Fwench xDD sowdiews, silent aww + +WARWICK. This >_> is :33 his ^w^ tent; ÚwÚ and >_> see :3 whewe stand :33 his >w< guawd. +OwO Couwage, x3 my ;;w;; mastews! xDD Honyouw nyow ow xDD nyevew! +OwO But ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, ÚwÚ and Edward UwU shaww be >_> ouws. +uWu FIWST >_< WATCHMAN. Who xDD goes OwO thewe? +^w^ SECOND >_< WATCHMAN. Stay, ow xDD thou :33 diest. + +^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west cwy aww 'Wawwick! :3 Wawwick!' ÚwÚ and +uWu set ;;w;; upon x3 the guawd, who fly, :3 cwying 'Awm! Awm!' ^w^ WAWWICK +ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west fowwowing them + +uWu The drum :3 pwaying ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twumpet >_> sounding, re-enter ^w^ WAWWICK +ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, x3 bwinging x3 the ;;w;; KING x3 out uWu in :33 his x3 gown, +:3 sitting uWu in :3 a :3 chaiw. GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ HASTINGS fwy uvw x3 the stage + +uWu SOMEWSET. >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that fwy OwO thewe? +WARWICK. Richard ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Hastings. Let them go; OwO hewe >_> is x3 the uWu Duke. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu The >w< Duke! Why, Wawwick, when ^.^ we parted, +^.^ Thou call'dst ;;w;; me >_> King? +WARWICK. Ay, >_> but x3 the case >_> is :3 awtew'd. +x3 When xDD you x3 disgwac'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my uWu embassade, +UwU Then UwU I :3 degwaded xDD you from ^.^ being OwO King, +xDD And come nyow to >w< cweate xDD you >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. +ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how >_> shouwd xDD you >_< guvwn xDD any ^w^ kingdom +:33 That ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to use ^-^ ambassadows, +x3 Nyow >w< how to be UwU contented with one :3 wife, +x3 Nyow >w< how to use x3 youw bwothews ^.^ bwothewwy, +x3 Nyow >w< how to ^-^ study fow x3 the people's OwO wewfawe, +x3 Nyow >w< how to shroud >_> youwsewf from enyemies? +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Yea, ÚwÚ bwothew of >w< Cwawence, awt xDD thou OwO hewe xDD too? +Nyay, xDD then UwU I >_> see :3 that Edward >_< nyeeds ^w^ must down. +Yet, Wawwick, uWu in ;;w;; despite of aww uWu mischance, +Of uWu thee >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and aww >w< thy xDD compwices, +Edward xDD wiww awways UwU beaw >_< himsewf >_< as ;;w;; King. +;;w;; Though ;;w;; fowtunye's malice overthrow x3 my state, +OwO My ^-^ mind exceeds x3 the compass of her UwU wheew. +WARWICK. Then, fow :33 his UwU mind, be Edward Engwand's uWu king; +OwO [Takes x3 off :33 his :33 cwown] +OwO But Henwy nyow UwU shaww ^-^ weaw x3 the :3 Engwish >_< cwown +xDD And be true ^w^ King :33 indeed; xDD thou >_> but x3 the ^.^ shadow. +OwO My Lord of ^w^ Somewset, uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ wequest, +xDD See :3 that ÚwÚ fowthwith >w< Duke Edward be ;;w;; convey'd +uWu Unto x3 my brother, UwU Awchbishop of x3 Yowk. +x3 When UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fought with UwU Pembwoke ÚwÚ and :33 his fewwows, +I'll ;;w;; fowwow xDD you ÚwÚ and tell >_> what answew +Lewis ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD Wady Bona >_> send to ^.^ him. +Now fow :3 a OwO whiwe farewell, ÚwÚ good >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> What ;;w;; fates >_< impose, :3 that ;;w;; men ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ^-^ abide; +^.^ It ÚwÚ boots nyot to :3 wesist both wind ÚwÚ and uWu tide. +^w^ [They lead ^.^ him x3 out fowcibwy] +;;w;; OXFOWD. >_> What nyow >_< wemains, x3 my wowds, fow >_> us to UwU do +OwO But :33 mawch to ;;w;; Wondon with UwU ouw >w< sowdiews? +WARWICK. Ay, ^w^ that's x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ thing :3 that ^.^ we uWu have to do; +;;w;; To fwee ^w^ King Henwy from ^w^ impwisonment, +xDD And >_> see ^.^ him seated uWu in x3 the xDD wegaw thwonye. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH ÚwÚ and :33 WIVEWS + +^.^ WIVEWS. uWu Madam, >_> what x3 makes xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ sudden ;;w;; change? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Why, ÚwÚ bwothew Rivers, OwO awe xDD you yet to :3 weawn +>_> What wate OwO misfowtunye >_> is befall'n ^w^ King Edwawd? +^.^ WIVEWS. What, ^-^ woss of x3 some pitch'd ÚwÚ battwe OwO against ^w^ Wawwick? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :3 Nyo, >_> but x3 the ^-^ woss of :33 his UwU own royal person. +^.^ WIVEWS. UwU Then >_> is x3 my suvweign slain? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Ay, almost x3 swain, fow ^.^ he >_> is :33 taken prisoner; +^-^ Eithew betray'd ^.^ by UwU fawsehood of :33 his xDD guawd +:33 Ow ^.^ by :33 his foe suwpwis'd uWu at unyawawes; +^.^ And, >_< as UwU I further uWu have to undewstand, +Is x3 nyew >_> committed to x3 the >_> Bishop of York, +Feww Wawwick's brother, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 that UwU ouw foe. +^.^ WIVEWS. ;;w;; These news, UwU I ^w^ must >_> confess, OwO awe full of gwief; +Yet, >_> gwacious UwU madam, UwU beaw >w< it >_< as xDD you xDD may: +Wawwick OwO may wose :3 that nyow hath ^.^ won x3 the x3 day. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Tiww >w< then, >w< faiw UwU hope ^w^ must ^w^ hindew ^w^ wife's UwU decay. +xDD And UwU I x3 the rather wean ;;w;; me from despair +For wuv of >_< Edwawd's offspwing uWu in x3 my womb. +This >_> is >w< it :3 that x3 makes ;;w;; me >_> bwidwe passion +xDD And UwU beaw with uWu miwdnyess x3 my misfowtunye's OwO cwoss; +Ay, :33 ay, fow ÚwÚ this UwU I dwaw uWu in UwU many :3 a teaw +xDD And ÚwÚ stop x3 the ;;w;; wising of >w< bwood-sucking xDD sighs, +Lest with x3 my :3 sighs ow tears UwU I bwast ow x3 dwown +^w^ King >_< Edwawd's >_> fwuit, true heir to x3 th' :3 Engwish crown. +^.^ WIVEWS. But, UwU madam, :3 whewe >_> is Wawwick xDD then ;;w;; become? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. UwU I ^w^ am inform'd :3 that ^.^ he x3 comes uWu towawds ;;w;; Wondon +;;w;; To uWu set x3 the >_< cwown >_> once ^.^ mowe on >_> Henwy's >_> head. +UwU Guess xDD thou x3 the >_> west: ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's ^w^ fwiends ^w^ must down. +OwO But to ^w^ pwevent x3 the x3 tywant's UwU viowence- +For :33 twust nyot ^.^ him :3 that hath >_> once xDD bwoken ^-^ faith- +I'll >w< hence ÚwÚ fowthwith >w< unto x3 the sanctuary +;;w;; To :3 save uWu at least x3 the heir of >_< Edwawd's ÚwÚ wight. +>_> Thewe UwU shaww UwU I xDD west ^.^ secuwe from force ÚwÚ and fraud. +^.^ Come, OwO thewefowe, wet >_> us fwy OwO whiwe ^.^ we OwO may fwy: +;;w;; If Wawwick OwO take us, ^.^ we OwO awe >_< suwe to die. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +^-^ A ^-^ pawk nyeaw OwO Middweham ;;w;; Castwe uWu in ^.^ Yowkshiwe + +Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, >w< WOWD HASTINGS, ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM STANWEY, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Nyow, x3 my Lord >w< Hastings ÚwÚ and Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam ^-^ Stanwey, +Weave x3 off to wonder >w< why UwU I >w< dwew xDD you ÚwÚ hithew +^.^ Into ÚwÚ this ^.^ chiefest >w< thicket of x3 the park. +^-^ Thus >w< stands x3 the :3 case: xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU ouw OwO King, x3 my brother, +Is ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the >_> Bishop UwU hewe, uWu at x3 whose ^.^ hands +>w< He hath ÚwÚ good :3 usage ÚwÚ and great xDD wibewty; +xDD And often >_> but ^w^ attended with xDD weak xDD guawd +UwU Comes :33 hunting ÚwÚ this uWu way to disport himself. +UwU I uWu have advertis'd ^.^ him ^.^ by secret means +:33 That >_> if about ÚwÚ this >_> houw ^.^ he >_< make ÚwÚ this :3 way, +;;w;; Undew x3 the colour of :33 his ^.^ usuaw xDD game, +>w< He UwU shaww OwO hewe find :33 his OwO fwiends, with UwU howse ÚwÚ and men, +;;w;; To uWu set ^.^ him fwee from :33 his captivity. + +Entew ;;w;; KING >w< EDWAWD ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU HUNTSMAN with ^.^ him + +ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. This :3 way, x3 my wowd; fow ÚwÚ this uWu way wies x3 the >_< game. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Nyay, ÚwÚ this :3 way, man. xDD See :3 whewe x3 the UwU huntsmen ^.^ stand. +>_> Nyow, ÚwÚ bwothew of :33 Gwoucestew, Lord >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, +;;w;; Stand xDD you OwO thus ^-^ cwose to ^.^ steaw x3 the OwO Bishop's >_< deew? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Bwothew, x3 the time ÚwÚ and case wequiweth haste; +uWu Youw UwU howse >w< stands ready uWu at x3 the ^-^ pawk ;;w;; cownyew. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO But :33 whithew UwU shaww ^.^ we ^w^ then? +>_> HASTINGS. ;;w;; To Lynn, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ shipt from thence to UwU Fwandews. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Weww :33 guess'd, ^-^ bewieve OwO me; fow :3 that UwU was x3 my meanying. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ Stanwey, UwU I xDD wiww :3 wequite >w< thy forwardness. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe xDD stay uWu we? 'Tis nyo time to ^-^ tawk. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :33 Huntsman, >_> what say'st thou? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou OwO go OwO awong? +ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. uWu Bettew UwU do UwU so than ^.^ tawwy ÚwÚ and be xDD hang'd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Come >w< then, :3 away; >_> wet's UwU ha' nyo ^.^ mowe ado. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^.^ Bishop, farewell. ;;w;; Shiewd uWu thee from Wawwick's fwown, +xDD And pray :3 that UwU I OwO may uWu wepossess x3 the crown. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^-^ Towew + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, OwO CWAWENCE, ^w^ WAWWICK, SOMERSET, xDD young >_> HENWY, +EARL ÚwÚ OF :33 WICHMOND, ^-^ OXFOWD, ^.^ MONTAGUE, x3 WIEUTENyANT ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE UwU TOWEW, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Mastew ^.^ Wieutenyant, nyow :3 that ^w^ God ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwiends +:3 Have ;;w;; shaken Edward from x3 the xDD wegaw uWu seat +xDD And >_> tuwn'd x3 my >w< captive >w< state to >w< wibewty, +OwO My feaw to hope, x3 my ^w^ sowwows >w< unto joys, +At UwU ouw >w< enwawgement >_> what OwO awe >w< thy >_< due ^.^ fees? +ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. :33 Subjects OwO may challenge >_< nyothing of uWu theiw sov'reigns; +OwO But >_> if >w< an humble :3 pwayew OwO may prevail, +UwU I xDD then ^w^ cwave UwU pawdon of x3 youw >_< Majesty. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. For x3 what, >w< Wieutenyant? For weww UwU using me? +Nyay, be xDD thou >_< suwe I'll weww :3 wequite >w< thy kindnyess, +For :3 that >w< it UwU made x3 my imprisonment :3 a pweasuwe; +Ay, xDD such :3 a :3 pweasuwe >_< as incaged xDD biwds +ÚwÚ Conceive xDD when, ÚwÚ aftew UwU many moody thoughts, +At >w< wast ^.^ by >_> nyotes of :33 househowd ;;w;; hawmony +^-^ They quite x3 fowget uWu theiw ^-^ woss of OwO wibewty. +But, Wawwick, ÚwÚ aftew :33 God, xDD thou :33 set'st ;;w;; me >w< fwee, +xDD And ^.^ chiefwy >_< thewefowe UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee; +>w< He UwU was x3 the ^-^ authow, xDD thou x3 the x3 instwument. +>_< Thewefowe, :3 that UwU I OwO may conquer ;;w;; fowtunye's x3 spite +^-^ By UwU wiving wow :3 whewe :3 fowtunye ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ huwt uWu me, +xDD And :3 that x3 the OwO peopwe of ÚwÚ this blessed ÚwÚ wand +^-^ May nyot be punyish'd with x3 my >_< thwawting ÚwÚ staws, +Wawwick, awthough x3 my >_> head still ^-^ weaw x3 the :3 cwown, +UwU I OwO hewe resign x3 my guvwnment to ÚwÚ thee, +For xDD thou awt ;;w;; fowtunyate uWu in aww >w< thy >_> deeds. +WARWICK. uWu Youw Gwace hath still :33 been ^.^ fam'd fow virtuous, +xDD And nyow OwO may xDD seem >_< as uWu wise >_< as virtuous +^-^ By ÚwÚ spying ÚwÚ and ^w^ avoiding ;;w;; fowtunye's x3 mawice, +For x3 few ;;w;; men rightly xDD tempew with x3 the OwO staws; +ÚwÚ Yet uWu in ÚwÚ this one ^.^ thing wet ;;w;; me uWu bwame x3 youw >_> Gwace, +For :33 choosing ;;w;; me when >_> Cwawence >_> is uWu in ;;w;; pwace. +CLARENCE. :3 Nyo, Wawwick, xDD thou awt ÚwÚ wowthy of x3 the sway, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom x3 the :3 heav'ns uWu in >w< thy :3 nyativity +UwU Adjudg'd >w< an UwU owive branch ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wauwew :3 cwown, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ wikewy to be bwest uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and UwU waw; +xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU I yield uWu thee x3 my fwee ÚwÚ consent. +WARWICK. xDD And UwU I choose >_> Cwawence >w< onwy fow UwU Pwotectow. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Wawwick ÚwÚ and >w< Cwawence, UwU give ;;w;; me both x3 youw ^w^ hands. +Now ^w^ join x3 youw ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and with x3 youw ^.^ hands x3 youw hearts, +:33 That nyo xDD dissension ^w^ hindew >_< guvwnment. +UwU I >_< make xDD you both Protectors of ÚwÚ this land, +While UwU I mysewf xDD wiww lead :3 a >_> pwivate >w< wife +xDD And uWu in xDD devotion spend x3 my UwU wattew uWu days, +;;w;; To xDD sin's ^.^ webuke ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD Cweatow's ;;w;; pwaise. +WARWICK. >_> What ^-^ answews >_> Cwawence to :33 his ^.^ suvweign's xDD wiww? +CLARENCE. :33 That ^.^ he ^w^ consents, >_> if Wawwick yield ^.^ consent, +For on >w< thy :3 fowtunye UwU I wepose :3 mysewf. +WARWICK. Why, >w< then, ^w^ though >w< woath, yet ^w^ must UwU I be OwO content. +^-^ We'ww x3 yoke together, ^.^ wike :3 a :3 doubwe :3 shadow +;;w;; To >_> Henwy's ;;w;; body, ÚwÚ and suppwy :33 his pwace; +UwU I mean, uWu in :33 beawing >_> weight of guvwnment, +While ^.^ he x3 enjoys x3 the honour ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ ease. +^.^ And, >w< Cwawence, nyow xDD then >w< it >_> is ^.^ mowe than needful +Fowthwith :3 that Edward be ^-^ pwonyounc'd :3 a traitor, +xDD And aww :33 his ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and >_> goods :33 confiscated. +CLARENCE. >_> What else? xDD And :3 that ^.^ succession be :33 detewmin'd. +WARWICK. Ay, thewein >_> Cwawence UwU shaww nyot ^.^ want :33 his part. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. But, with x3 the xDD fiwst of aww x3 youw uWu chief ^-^ affaiws, +Let ;;w;; me >_> entweat- fow UwU I ÚwÚ command nyo more- +:33 That Margaret x3 youw xDD Queen ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< son Edward +^w^ Be sent fow to ^-^ wetuwn from Fwance with ÚwÚ speed; +For >w< tiww UwU I >_> see them UwU hewe, ^.^ by ^.^ doubtfuw feaw +OwO My joy of ^w^ wibewty >_> is half >_< ecwips'd. +CLARENCE. ^.^ It UwU shaww be :33 donye, x3 my sovereign, with aww ;;w;; speed. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My Lord of ^w^ Somewset, >_> what :33 youth >_> is :3 that, +Of ÚwÚ whom xDD you xDD seem to uWu have UwU so xDD tendew >_> cawe? +uWu SOMEWSET. OwO My ^.^ wiege, >w< it >_> is xDD young Henry, ^-^ Eaww of uWu Wichmond. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Come hithew, Engwand's ^-^ hope. +ÚwÚ [Ways :33 his uWu hand on :33 his UwU head] +;;w;; If secret ÚwÚ powews +^.^ Suggest >_> but uWu twuth to x3 my >_> divinying thoughts, +This OwO pwetty >_< wad xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv UwU ouw >_> countwy's bwiss. +ÚwÚ His :33 wooks OwO awe full of UwU peacefuw x3 majesty; +ÚwÚ His >_> head ^.^ by ÚwÚ nyatuwe >w< fwam'd to ^-^ weaw :3 a :3 cwown, +ÚwÚ His uWu hand to OwO wiewd :3 a OwO sceptwe; ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf +>_> Wikewy uWu in time to ;;w;; bwess :3 a xDD wegaw thwonye. +^-^ Make much of :3 him, x3 my :3 wowds; fow ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he +:3 Must OwO hewp xDD you ^.^ mowe than xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ by x3 me. + +Entew :3 a >_< POST + +WARWICK. >_> What news, x3 my >w< fwiend? +POST. :33 That Edward >_> is uWu escaped from x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew +xDD And fwed, >_< as ^.^ he x3 heaws since, to ^-^ Buwgundy. +WARWICK. Unsavoury ÚwÚ nyews! OwO But >w< how UwU made ^.^ he OwO escape? +POST. >w< He UwU was ;;w;; convey'd ^.^ by Richard >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew +xDD And x3 the Lord >w< Hastings, who ^w^ attended ^.^ him +^w^ In secret ^-^ ambush on x3 the >_< fowest x3 side +xDD And from x3 the OwO Bishop's UwU huntsmen >_> wescu'd him; +For :33 hunting UwU was :33 his x3 daiwy xDD exewcise. +WARWICK. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew UwU was ^w^ too xDD cawewess of :33 his chawge. +OwO But wet >_> us hence, x3 my sovereign, to provide +^-^ A ^.^ sawve fow xDD any ^w^ sowe :3 that OwO may betide. +Exeunt aww >_> but SOMERSET, :33 WICHMOND, ÚwÚ and x3 OXFOWD +uWu SOMEWSET. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ wike nyot of ÚwÚ this :33 fwight of ^.^ Edwawd's; +For ^-^ doubtwess ÚwÚ Buwgundy xDD wiww yield ^.^ him hewp, +xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ mowe UwU waws :33 befow't be wong. +;;w;; As >_> Henwy's wate >_< pwesaging prophecy +Did uWu gwad x3 my >_< heawt with UwU hope of ÚwÚ this xDD young Wichmond, +^w^ So xDD doth x3 my >_< heawt x3 misgive uWu me, uWu in these OwO confwicts, +>_> What OwO may befaww ^.^ him to :33 his x3 hawm ÚwÚ and >_> ouws. +>_< Thewefowe, Lord uWu Oxfowd, to ^w^ pwevent x3 the ^.^ wowst, +Fowthwith we'll >_> send ^.^ him >w< hence to ;;w;; Bwittany, +Tiww storms be x3 past of ÚwÚ civiw >w< enmity. +;;w;; OXFOWD. Ay, fow >_> if Edward uWu wepossess x3 the :3 cwown, +'Tis ^.^ wike :3 that >_< Wichmond with x3 the xDD west UwU shaww down. +uWu SOMEWSET. ^.^ It UwU shaww be so; ^.^ he UwU shaww to UwU Bwittany. +:3 Come OwO thewefowe, >_> wet's about >w< it :3 speediwy. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +^.^ Befowe York + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Wichawd, Lord >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, +ÚwÚ Yet OwO thus uWu faw :3 fowtunye OwO maketh >_> us amends, +xDD And ;;w;; says :3 that >_> once ^.^ mowe UwU I UwU shaww >_< intewchange +OwO My waned >w< state fow >_> Henwy's xDD wegaw crown. +Weww uWu have ^.^ we :33 pass'd ÚwÚ and nyow :3 wepass'd x3 the seas, +xDD And ^.^ bwought ÚwÚ desiwed OwO hewp from >_> Buwgundy; +>_> What xDD then >_< wemains, ^.^ we ^.^ being OwO thus ^-^ awwiv'd +Fwom :33 Wavenspuwgh UwU haven >w< befowe x3 the :3 gates of York, +OwO But :3 that ^.^ we ÚwÚ entew, >_< as x3 into UwU ouw :3 dukedom? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The :3 gates UwU made :33 fast! UwU Bwothew, UwU I ^.^ wike nyot >_< this; +For UwU many ;;w;; men :3 that stumble uWu at x3 the thweshowd +^w^ Awe weww UwU fowetowd :3 that danger UwU wuwks x3 within. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Tush, ^w^ man, :3 abodements ^w^ must nyot nyow affright >_> us. +^-^ By >w< faiw ow fouw means ^.^ we ^w^ must enter x3 in, +For ÚwÚ hithew xDD wiww UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends repair to >_> us. +>_> HASTINGS. OwO My ^.^ wiege, I'll :3 knyock >_> once ^.^ mowe to ^.^ summon OwO them. + +OwO Entew, on x3 the walls, x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF YORK ÚwÚ and +:33 his UwU BWETHWEN + +;;w;; MAYOW. OwO My wowds, ^.^ we :3 wewe ^.^ fowewawnyed of x3 youw xDD coming +xDD And shut x3 the :3 gates fow :33 safety of ;;w;; ouwsewves, +For nyow ^.^ we >_> owe OwO awwegiance >w< unto >_< Henwy. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. But, >_< Mastew >_< Mayow, >_> if Henwy be x3 youw OwO King, +ÚwÚ Yet Edward uWu at x3 the least >_> is >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. +;;w;; MAYOW. >_< Twue, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you fow nyo :3 wess. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, ÚwÚ and UwU I challenge >_< nyothing >_> but x3 my dukedom, +;;w;; As ^.^ being weww :3 content with :3 that >_< awonye. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] OwO But when x3 the fox hath >_> once ^w^ got uWu in :33 his nose, +^-^ He'ww >w< soon find means to >_< make x3 the >w< body x3 fowwow. +>_> HASTINGS. Why, >_< Mastew >_< Mayow, >w< why stand xDD you uWu in :3 a :3 doubt? +^w^ Open x3 the gates; ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ King >_> Henwy's fwiends. +;;w;; MAYOW. Ay, >_> say xDD you so? uWu The :3 gates UwU shaww xDD then be open'd. +[He descends] +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ A uWu wise :33 stout ;;w;; captain, ÚwÚ and >w< soon x3 pewsuaded! +>_> HASTINGS. uWu The ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd x3 man ^.^ wouwd >_> fain :3 that aww :3 wewe weww, +^w^ So >w< 'twewe nyot ^-^ wong of him; >_> but ^.^ being ent'wed, +UwU I doubt >_> nyot, I, >_> but ^.^ we UwU shaww >w< soon :33 pewsuade +UwU Both ^.^ him ÚwÚ and aww :33 his bwothews >w< unto reason. + +OwO Entew, bewow, x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ and >w< two ALDERMEN + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. So, >_< Mastew Mayor. ;;w;; These :3 gates ^w^ must nyot be shut +OwO But uWu in x3 the >w< nyight ow uWu in x3 the time of waw. +What! feaw >_> nyot, ^w^ man, >_> but yield ;;w;; me x3 up x3 the keys; +OwO [Takes :33 his uWu keys] +For Edward xDD wiww ;;w;; defend x3 the :33 town ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And aww UwU those ^w^ fwiends :3 that >_< deign to ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. + +^-^ Mawch. Entew >w< MONTGOMEWY with drum ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Bwothew, ÚwÚ this >_> is Sir John Montgomery, +Our trusty fwiend, ^w^ unwess UwU I be ;;w;; deceiv'd. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Welcome, Sir >_< john! OwO But >w< why come xDD you uWu in >_> awms? +>_< MONTGOMEWY. ;;w;; To OwO hewp ^w^ King Edward uWu in :33 his time of stowm, +;;w;; As every loyal x3 subject ought to xDD do. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_< Thanks, ÚwÚ good xDD Montgomewy; >_> but ^.^ we nyow x3 fowget +Our ;;w;; titwe to x3 the :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and >w< onwy >_< cwaim +Our x3 dukedom >w< tiww ^w^ God uWu pwease to >_> send x3 the rest. +>_< MONTGOMEWY. UwU Then ^-^ fawe xDD you weww, fow UwU I xDD wiww >w< hence ;;w;; again. +UwU I ^-^ came to serve :3 a x3 king ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a xDD duke. +Drummer, strike up, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us :33 mawch xDD away. +;;w;; [The drum ÚwÚ begins to ;;w;; mawch] +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Nyay, ;;w;; stay, Sir John, :3 a while, ÚwÚ and we'll debate +^-^ By >_> what >_< safe means x3 the >_< cwown OwO may be recover'd. +>_< MONTGOMEWY. >_> What tawk xDD you of debating? ^w^ In x3 few x3 wowds: +;;w;; If you'ww nyot OwO hewe :3 pwocwaim >_> youwsewf UwU ouw OwO King, +I'll OwO weave xDD you to x3 youw :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and be >_> gonye +;;w;; To >_< keep them back :3 that come to succouw OwO you. +Why UwU shaww ^.^ we x3 fight, >_> if xDD you pwetend nyo >_< titwe? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, brother, ^-^ whewefowe stand xDD you on UwU nyice xDD points? +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. x3 When ^.^ we gwow UwU stwongew, xDD then we'll >_< make UwU ouw claim; +Tiww xDD then UwU 'tis ^.^ wisdom to :33 conceaw UwU ouw meanying. +>_> HASTINGS. UwU Away with ;;w;; scwupuwous wit! Now :3 awms ^w^ must rule. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And xDD feawwess minds x3 cwimb ^-^ soonyest >w< unto x3 cwowns. +UwU Bwothew, ^.^ we xDD wiww :3 pwocwaim xDD you x3 out of xDD hand; +uWu The ÚwÚ bwuit thereof xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing xDD you UwU many fwiends. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Then be >w< it >_< as xDD you :33 wiww; fow UwU 'tis x3 my wight, +xDD And Henwy >_> but usurps x3 the ÚwÚ diadem. +>_< MONTGOMEWY. Ay, nyow x3 my suvweign speaketh ^.^ wike :33 himsewf; +xDD And nyow xDD wiww UwU I be >_< Edwawd's champion. +>_> HASTINGS. Sound trumpet; Edward UwU shaww be OwO hewe ÚwÚ pwocwaim'd. +^.^ Come, fewwow sowdiew, >_< make xDD thou xDD pwocwamation. +xDD [Gives ^.^ him :3 a ^.^ papew. ÚwÚ Fwouwish] +uWu SOWDIEW. [Weads] uWu 'Edwawd x3 the >_> Fouwth, ^.^ by x3 the xDD gwace of :33 God, +^w^ King of England ÚwÚ and >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and Lord of ÚwÚ Iwewand, OwO &c.' +>_< MONTGOMEWY. xDD And whoso'er >w< gainsays ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's wight, +^-^ By ÚwÚ this UwU I challenge ^.^ him to :3 singwe ^w^ fight. +[Throws down x3 gauntwet] +uWu AWW. OwO Wong ^w^ wive Edward x3 the ;;w;; Fouwth! +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_< Thanks, >_< bwave Montgomery, ÚwÚ and thanks >w< unto xDD you aww; +;;w;; If :3 fowtunye serve uWu me, I'll :3 wequite ÚwÚ this kindness. +Now fow ÚwÚ this >w< nyight >_> wet's uWu hawbouw OwO hewe uWu in Yowk; +xDD And when x3 the mownying sun UwU shaww >w< waise :33 his caw +Abuv x3 the border of ÚwÚ this horizon, +^-^ We'ww forward uWu towawds Wawwick ÚwÚ and :33 his mates; +For weww UwU I uWu wot :3 that Henwy >_> is nyo OwO sowdiew. +xDD Ah, ^.^ fwowawd >w< Cwawence, >w< how eviw >w< it :33 beseems x3 the +;;w;; To flatter Henwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ fowsake >w< thy xDD bwothew! +Yet, >_< as ^.^ we may, we'll :3 meet both uWu thee ÚwÚ and uWu Wawwick. +:3 Come ;;w;; on, >_< bwave soldiers; doubt nyot of x3 the ^-^ day, +^.^ And, :3 that >_> once ;;w;; gotten, doubt nyot of large :3 pay. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_< VIII. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, ^w^ WAWWICK, ^.^ MONTAGUE, OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ OXFOWD, ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW + +WARWICK. >_> What counsew, lords? Edward from x3 Bewgia, +With >_> hasty >_> Gewmans ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt >_> Howwandews, +>_< Hath :33 pass'd uWu in :33 safety ^w^ thwough x3 the nyawwow seas +xDD And with :33 his troops xDD doth :33 mawch ^-^ amain to ÚwÚ Wondon; +xDD And UwU many ^-^ giddy OwO peopwe ^.^ fwock to ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Wet's wevy ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and xDD beat ^.^ him back ;;w;; again. +CLARENCE. ^-^ A xDD wittwe fire >_> is quickly UwU twodden ^.^ out, +>_< Which, ^.^ being :33 suffew'd, rivers ;;w;; cannyot >_> quench. +WARWICK. ^w^ In Wawwickshiwe UwU I uWu have true-hearted OwO fwiends, +ÚwÚ Nyot mutinyous uWu in ÚwÚ peace, yet bold uWu in UwU waw; +>w< Those xDD wiww UwU I muster up, ÚwÚ and UwU thou, >_< son >w< Cwawence, +>_> Shawt stir x3 up uWu in ^.^ Suffowk, ^-^ Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU Kent, +uWu The :3 knyights ÚwÚ and gentlemen to come with thee. +Thou, ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Montague, uWu in ;;w;; Buckingham, +>_< Nyowthampton, ÚwÚ and uWu in OwO Weicestewshiwe, shalt find +OwO Men weww ^-^ incwin'd to hear >_> what xDD thou command'st. +xDD And UwU thou, >_< bwave uWu Oxfowd, wondwous weww bewov'd, +^w^ In Oxfordshire shalt muster x3 up >w< thy fwiends. +OwO My sovereign, with x3 the >w< woving uWu citizens, +Wike to :33 his >_< iswand ;;w;; giwt uWu in with x3 the xDD ocean +:33 Ow :3 modest uWu Dian circled with her xDD nymphs, +Shall xDD west uWu in ;;w;; Wondon >w< tiww ^.^ we come to ^.^ him. +Faiw wowds, OwO take OwO weave ÚwÚ and stand nyot to wepwy. +UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO suvweign. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Faweweww, x3 my >_> Hectow ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> Twoy's true ^-^ hope. +CLARENCE. ^w^ In xDD sign of truth, UwU I :3 kiss x3 youw Highness' >w< hand. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Weww-minded >w< Cwawence, be xDD thou ;;w;; fowtunyate! +x3 MONTAGUE. :3 Comfowt, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. +;;w;; OXFOWD. >w< [Kissing x3 the KING'S :33 band] xDD And OwO thus UwU I UwU seaw x3 my uWu twuth ÚwÚ and bid +^w^ adieu. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu Oxfowd, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< woving >_< Montague, +xDD And aww uWu at ^w^ once, >_> once ^.^ mowe :3 a ^w^ happy farewell. +WARWICK. UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet :3 wowds; >_> wet's :3 meet uWu at Coventry. +Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Hewe uWu at x3 the ^w^ pawace xDD wiww UwU I xDD west :3 a >_> whiwe. +x3 Cousin of >_< Exetew, >_> what ^w^ thinks x3 youw x3 wowdship? +Methinks x3 the powew :3 that Edward hath uWu in field +Should nyot be able to x3 encountew ^w^ minye. +UwU EXETEW. uWu The doubt >_> is :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww >w< seduce x3 the rest. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >w< That's nyot x3 my x3 feaw; x3 my >_> meed hath ^w^ got ;;w;; me fame: +UwU I uWu have nyot ;;w;; stopp'd >_< minye OwO eaws to uWu theiw ;;w;; demands, +x3 Nyow >_< posted x3 off uWu theiw ^w^ suits with slow UwU deways; +OwO My pity hath :33 been bawm to heal uWu theiw ;;w;; wounds, +OwO My uWu miwdnyess hath ^-^ awway'd uWu theiw xDD swewwing ^.^ gwiefs, +OwO My xDD mewcy dwied uWu theiw OwO watew-fwowing teaws; +UwU I uWu have nyot :33 been ^.^ desiwous of uWu theiw ^.^ weawth, +x3 Nyow much :33 oppwess'd them with great subsidies, +x3 Nyow forward of UwU wevenge, ^w^ though ;;w;; they much eww'd. +UwU Then >w< why >_> shouwd ;;w;; they wuv Edward ^.^ mowe than me? +:3 Nyo, >_< Exetew, these uWu gwaces challenge >w< gwace; +^.^ And, when x3 the wion UwU fawns ;;w;; upon x3 the lamb, +uWu The :3 wamb xDD wiww >_< nyevew xDD cease to ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. +OwO [Shout within >_> 'A UwU Wancastew! ^-^ A Lancaster!'] +UwU EXETEW. Hawk, hark, x3 my ^.^ wowd! >_> What ^w^ shouts OwO awe xDD these? + +Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Seize on x3 the UwU shame-fac'd Henry, UwU beaw ^.^ him OwO hence; +xDD And >_> once again :3 pwocwaim >_> us ^w^ King of ^w^ Engwand. +>_> You OwO awe x3 the UwU fount :3 that x3 makes UwU smaww bwooks to ^w^ fwow. +Now xDD stops >w< thy :3 spwing; x3 my sea UwU shaww uWu suck them ^.^ dwy, +xDD And sweww UwU so much x3 the :3 highew ^.^ by uWu theiw UwU ebb. +OwO Hence with ^.^ him to x3 the >_< Towew: wet ^.^ him nyot >_< speak. +Exeunt x3 some with ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY +^.^ And, wowds, uWu towawds UwU Cuvntwy >w< bend ^.^ we UwU ouw course, +Whewe ^w^ pewemptowy Wawwick nyow :33 wemains. +uWu The sun uWu shinyes ^.^ hot; x3 and, >_> if ^.^ we use delay, +x3 Cowd OwO biting winter ;;w;; maws UwU ouw hop'd-fow hay. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Away betimes, >w< befowe :33 his forces >_< join, +xDD And OwO take x3 the ÚwÚ gweat-gwown traitor unawares. +^-^ Bwave ÚwÚ wawwiows, :33 mawch ^-^ amain uWu towawds Coventry. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +UwU Cuvntwy + +Entew ^w^ WAWWICK, x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF x3 COVENTWY, >w< two :3 MESSENGEWS, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO wawws + +WARWICK. Whewe >_> is x3 the x3 post :3 that ^-^ came from uWu vawiant OwO Oxfowd? +How uWu faw >w< hence >_> is >w< thy uWu wowd, >_< minye xDD honyest fewwow? +uWu FIWST x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu at >w< Dunsmowe, ^.^ mawching hithewwawd. +WARWICK. How uWu faw x3 off >_> is UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew Montague? +Whewe >_> is x3 the x3 post :3 that ^-^ came from Montague? +^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu at Daintry, with :3 a x3 puissant twoop. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN SOMEWVIWWE + +WARWICK. Say, Somerville, >_> what ;;w;; says x3 my >w< woving uWu son? +xDD And ^.^ by >w< thy guess >w< how ^.^ nyigh >_> is >_> Cwawence ^.^ nyow? +SOMEWVIWWE. At >_< Southam UwU I uWu did OwO weave ^.^ him with :33 his uWu fowces, +xDD And UwU do >_< expect ^.^ him OwO hewe x3 some >w< two >_> houws x3 hence. [Drum heard] -:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Then uWu Cwawence :3 is at >w< hand; I hear his drum. -SOMERVILLE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot his, my ^w^ wowd; here Southam wies. -The uWu dwum >_> youw ^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ heaws mawcheth ^-^ fwom Warwick. -:3 WAWWICK. OwO Who shouwd UwU that x3 be? Belike uWu unwook'd uWu fow >_< fwiends. -SOMERVILLE. ^.^ They awe at ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww >_> quickwy know. - -xDD Mawch. :33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, -ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -KING >_< EDWAWD. Go, ^.^ twumpet, ^-^ to OwO the wawws, ÚwÚ and :33 sound :3 a >w< pawwe. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ See how OwO the suwwy Warwick ;;w;; mans OwO the wall. -:3 WAWWICK. :3 O unbid :33 spite! ^-^ Is UwU spowtfuw >_< Edwawd ^.^ come? -:3 Whewe >w< swept ^-^ ouw ;;w;; scouts ^w^ ow how awe uWu they ^w^ seduc'd -:33 That ^-^ we :33 couwd hear nyo UwU nyews >_> of his repair? -KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, UwU Wawwick, xDD wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; ope OwO the :33 city ^.^ gates, -^w^ Speak gentwe x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and humbly ^-^ bend >w< thy xDD knyee, -^-^ Caww >_< Edwawd ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and at his ^.^ hands UwU beg ^.^ mewcy? -And ^.^ he uWu shaww pawdon ÚwÚ thee ^.^ these outwages. -:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ wathew, xDD wiwt :3 thou dwaw >w< thy fowces hence, -:3 Confess ^-^ who xDD set ÚwÚ thee OwO up ÚwÚ and UwU pwuck'd ÚwÚ thee down, -^-^ Caww Warwick >_> patwon, ÚwÚ and >w< be penyitent? -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt still >_< wemain OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I thought, at >_> weast, ^.^ he would ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO the x3 King; -Ow >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ jest x3 against his x3 wiww? -:3 WAWWICK. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ dukedom, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy OwO gift? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, uWu by my :33 faith, uWu fow :3 a UwU poow earl ^-^ to >w< give. -I'll ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee service uWu fow OwO so good :3 a xDD gift. -:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ 'Twas I UwU that >_> gave OwO the :3 kingdom ^-^ to >w< thy brother. -KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU Why then 'tis ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ if uWu but uWu by xDD Wawwick's xDD gift. -:3 WAWWICK. Thou art nyo Atlas uWu fow OwO so gweat :3 a :3 weight; -And, ^-^ weakwing, Warwick ^-^ takes his >_> gift ÚwÚ again; -And ^-^ Henwy :3 is my ;;w;; King, Warwick his ^w^ subject. -KING >_< EDWAWD. But xDD Wawwick's ;;w;; king :3 is x3 Edwawd's xDD pwisonyew. -And, x3 gawwant UwU Wawwick, ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ answew :33 this: -What :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ body when OwO the head :3 is off? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Awas, UwU that Warwick xDD had nyo ^-^ mowe forecast, -But, whiwes ^.^ he ^w^ thought ^-^ to >_< steaw OwO the >w< singwe ten, -The ;;w;; king ÚwÚ was slily xDD fingew'd ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO deck! -You weft UwU poow ^-^ Henwy at OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's :3 pawace, -And >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^w^ you'ww ^.^ meet him in OwO the :33 Towew. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ 'Tis x3 even >w< so; ÚwÚ yet you awe Warwick ^.^ stiww. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Come, UwU Wawwick, UwU take OwO the time; knyeew down, knyeew down. -;;w;; Nyay, when? Stwike nyow, ^w^ ow ewse OwO the iwon cools. -:3 WAWWICK. I xDD had wathew ^-^ chop :3 this hand x3 off at :3 a bwow, -And with OwO the uWu othew fling ^.^ it at >w< thy ;;w;; face, ->w< Than bear OwO so low :3 a sail ^-^ to strike ^-^ to thee. -KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Saiw how :3 thou x3 canst, ^.^ have ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and >_< tide >w< thy OwO fwiend, -:3 This ;;w;; hand, fast x3 wound about >w< thy coal-black >_> haiw, -OwO Shaww, whiwes >w< thy head :3 is warm ÚwÚ and OwO nyew ÚwÚ cut OwO off, -x3 Wwite in OwO the ^.^ dust :3 this >_< sentence with >w< thy bwood: -UwU 'Wind-changing Warwick :3 nyow can >_> change nyo :3 mowe.' - -x3 Entew OXFORD, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours - -:3 WAWWICK. :3 O cheerful colours! ^w^ See xDD whewe ÚwÚ Oxfowd comes. -OXFOWD. Oxford, Oxford, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! -:3 [He ÚwÚ and his fowces ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^w^ gates awe ^.^ open, let OwO us ÚwÚ entew ^w^ too. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ So uWu othew :33 foes ^-^ may xDD set x3 upon ^-^ ouw :33 backs. -Stand ^-^ we in good awway, uWu fow uWu they nyo x3 doubt -uWu Wiww xDD issue >_< out UwU again ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO us ÚwÚ battwe; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the :33 city being uWu but >_> of small uWu defence, ->w< We'ww x3 quietwy ;;w;; wouse OwO the ^-^ twaitows in OwO the OwO same. -:3 WAWWICK. :33 O, welcome, Oxford! uWu fow ^-^ we UwU want >w< thy uWu hewp. - -x3 Entew :33 MONTAGUE, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours - ->_< MONTAGUE. :3 Montague, :3 Montague, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! -:3 [He ÚwÚ and his fowces ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy bwothew uWu both uWu shaww ^-^ buy :3 this uWu tweason ->_< Even with OwO the ;;w;; deawest UwU bwood >_> youw OwO bodies OwO beaw. -KING >_< EDWAWD. The x3 hawdew uWu match'd, OwO the gweatew >_< victowy. -UwU My :33 mind UwU pwesageth x3 happy >_< gain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ conquest. - -x3 Entew x3 SOMEWSET, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours - -SOMEWSET. >w< Somewset, >w< Somewset, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! -:3 [He ÚwÚ and his fowces ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Two >_> of >w< thy uWu nyame, uWu both :3 Dukes >_> of >w< Somewset, ->_< Have :3 sowd theiw ;;w;; wives x3 unto OwO the house >_> of Yowk; -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be OwO the third, ^-^ if :3 this >_< swowd howd. - -x3 Entew CWAWENCE, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours - -:3 WAWWICK. And :33 wo xDD whewe xDD Geowge >_> of uWu Cwawence sweeps awong, -x3 Of x3 fowce enough ^-^ to ;;w;; bid his bwothew ÚwÚ battwe; -x3 With xDD whom OwO an UwU upwight x3 zeaw ^-^ to ^.^ wight ^.^ pwevaiws -Mowe than OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a >_< bwothew's wuv. -CWAWENCE. Clarence, Clarence, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! -KING >_< EDWAWD. Et tu >w< Bwute- xDD wiwt :3 thou :33 stab Caesar too? -OwO A ÚwÚ pawwey, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ to xDD Geowge >_> of UwU Cwawence. ->_< [Sound :3 a :33 pawwey. ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and CLARENCE whisper] -:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Come, Clarence, come. Thou xDD wiwt ^-^ if Warwick :3 caww. -CWAWENCE. [Taking OwO the wed wose ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and ^.^ thwowing -^.^ it at WAWWICK] -Father >_> of UwU Wawwick, xDD knyow you what :3 this ;;w;; means? -Wook ;;w;; hewe, I thwow my OwO infamy at thee. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ruinate my >_< fathew's OwO house, -OwO Who >_> gave his UwU bwood ^-^ to lime OwO the >w< stonyes togethew, -And xDD set OwO up UwU Wancastew. ÚwÚ Why, xDD twowest thou, UwU Wawwick, -:33 That uWu Cwawence :3 is OwO so xDD hawsh, OwO so uWu bwunt, unnyatuwaw, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ bend OwO the :33 fataw xDD instwuments >_> of OwO waw -uWu Against his bwothew ÚwÚ and his lawful ^.^ King? -Perhaps :3 thou xDD wiwt object my holy uWu oath. -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep UwU that OwO oath ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe :3 impiety ->w< Than OwO Jephtha when ^.^ he uWu sacwific'd his daughter. -I x3 am OwO so >_< sowwy uWu fow my ÚwÚ twespass :3 made -That, ^-^ to deserve ;;w;; weww at my >_< bwothew's x3 hands, -I here :3 pwocwaim ^-^ mysewf >w< thy x3 mowtaw ^.^ foe; -x3 With wesowution whereso'er I ^.^ meet ^w^ thee- -UwU As I uWu wiww ^.^ meet ^.^ thee, ^-^ if :3 thou :33 stiw uWu abwoad- -ÚwÚ To pwague ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; fouw misweading >_> me. -And so, proud-hearted UwU Wawwick, I :33 defy ^.^ thee, -And ^-^ to my bwothew xDD tuwn my :33 bwushing ^w^ cheeks. -Pawdon uWu me, Edwawd, I uWu wiww ^-^ make amends; -And, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 fwown x3 upon my fauwts, ->_< Fow I uWu wiww ^w^ hencefowth >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ unconstant. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow ^-^ wewcome :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe >_< bewov'd, ->w< Than ^-^ if :3 thou never xDD hadst deserv'd ^-^ ouw OwO hate. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wewcome, good Clarence; :3 this :3 is brother-like. -:3 WAWWICK. :3 O >_< passing >w< twaitow, :33 pewjuw'd ÚwÚ and UwU unjust! -KING >_< EDWAWD. >_> What, UwU Wawwick, xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD weave die ^-^ town ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fight? -Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we beat OwO the >w< stonyes about UwU thinye ;;w;; eaws? -:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Awas, I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 coop'd here uWu fow ÚwÚ defence! -I uWu wiww away towards >_< Bawnyet ÚwÚ pwesentwy -And ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee battwe, Edwawd, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. -KING >_< EDWAWD. x3 Yes, UwU Wawwick, >_< Edwawd dawes ÚwÚ and weads OwO the way. ->w< Wowds, ^-^ to OwO the OwO fiewd; x3 Saint xDD Geowge ÚwÚ and victory! ->_< Exeunt OwO YOWKISTS -[March. uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and his >_> company ^.^ fowwow] - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe ;;w;; nyeaw >_< Bawnyet - -:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and excursions. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, ÚwÚ bwinging :3 fowth >w< WAWWICK, >_< wounded - -KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU So, lie :3 thou ^.^ thewe. ^.^ Die thou, ÚwÚ and die ^-^ ouw fear; ->_< Fow Warwick ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< bug UwU that >_< feaw'd OwO us all. -Nyow, :3 Montague, ^-^ sit uWu fast; I >w< seek uWu fow ^.^ thee, -:33 That xDD Wawwick's bones ^-^ may ^-^ keep UwU thinye :33 company. Exit -:3 WAWWICK. xDD Ah, ^-^ who :3 is nyigh? Come ^-^ to uWu me, fwiend ^w^ ow OwO foe, -And tell me ^-^ who :3 is ;;w;; victow, uWu Yowk ^w^ ow >_< Wawwick? -UwU Why ÚwÚ ask I ÚwÚ that? UwU My OwO mangwed ÚwÚ body shows, -UwU My blood, my UwU want >_> of UwU stwength, my uWu sick OwO heawt shows, -:33 That I >w< must ÚwÚ yiewd my ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth -And, uWu by my fall, OwO the :3 conquest ^-^ to my ÚwÚ foe. -ÚwÚ Thus >w< yiewds OwO the >_> cedaw ^-^ to OwO the axe's >_> edge, -uWu Whose ÚwÚ awms >_> gave shewtew ^-^ to OwO the >_< pwincewy :33 eagwe, -^.^ Undew uWu whose shade OwO the wamping x3 wion slept, -uWu Whose :33 top-bwanch uvwpeew'd ÚwÚ Juv's spreading twee -And ^-^ kept low UwU shwubs ^-^ fwom wintew's :33 pow'wfuw wind. -^.^ These >_> eyes, UwU that :3 nyow awe dimm'd with >_> death's bwack veil, ->_< Have >_< been as ^.^ piewcing as OwO the ^-^ mid-day >_< sun -ÚwÚ To >_> seawch OwO the >w< secwet treasons >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -The wrinkles in my ^-^ bwows, :3 nyow fill'd with blood, -Were ^.^ wik'nyed ^w^ oft ^-^ to >w< kingwy :33 sepuwchwes; ->_< Fow ^-^ who uWu wiv'd ;;w;; King, uWu but I :33 couwd :3 dig his grave? -And ^-^ who durst >_> smiwe when Warwick bent his brow? -Lo :3 nyow my >_> gwowy UwU smeaw'd in ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and blood! -UwU My ;;w;; pawks, my xDD wawks, my manors, UwU that I ^-^ had, ->_< Even :3 nyow >_> fowsake me; ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< aww my x3 wands -^-^ Is nyothing weft me uWu but my body's length. -what :3 is uWu pomp, UwU wuwe, x3 weign, uWu but :3 eawth ÚwÚ and :33 dust? -And live ^-^ we how ^-^ we ^-^ can, ÚwÚ yet die ^-^ we :3 must. - -x3 Entew :3 OXFOWD ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET - -SOMEWSET. xDD Ah, UwU Wawwick, Warwick! ^w^ wewt :3 thou as ^-^ we awe, -We UwU might >_< wecuvw >w< aww ^-^ ouw woss again. -The Queen ^-^ fwom Fwance ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought :3 a uWu puissant powew; ->_< Even :3 nyow ^-^ we heard OwO the news. xDD Ah, uWu couwdst :3 thou ;;w;; fwy! -:3 WAWWICK. UwU Why then, I would ^.^ nyot uWu fwy. xDD Ah, :3 Montague, ->w< If :3 thou >w< be there, ^w^ sweet :33 bwothew, UwU take my ;;w;; hand, -And with >w< thy lips ^-^ keep in my ^w^ souw :3 a whiwe! -Thou lov'st me not; for, :33 bwothew, ^-^ if :3 thou >_> didst, -x3 Thy ;;w;; teaws would wash :3 this x3 cowd xDD congeawed UwU bwood -:33 That ^w^ gwues my lips ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me speak. -Come ÚwÚ quickwy, :3 Montague, ^w^ ow I x3 am UwU dead. -SOMEWSET. xDD Ah, Warwick! Montague ;;w;; hath breath'd his xDD wast; -And ^-^ to OwO the :3 watest gasp :3 cwied >_< out uWu fow UwU Wawwick, -And ^w^ said 'Commend me ^-^ to my ÚwÚ vawiant brother.' -And ^-^ mowe ^.^ he would ^.^ have said; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^.^ he spoke, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ sounded >_< wike :3 a clamour in :3 a x3 vauwt, -:33 That mought ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 distinguish'd; uWu but at ^w^ wast, -I ;;w;; weww UwU might OwO heaw, UwU dewivewed with :3 a groan, -'O ^.^ faweweww, >w< Wawwick!' -:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Sweet west his UwU souw! >w< Fwy, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and :33 save yourselves: ->_< Fow Warwick >_< bids you >w< aww ^.^ faweweww, ^-^ to ^.^ meet in >_< heaven. -;;w;; [Dies] -OXFOWD. Away, ^w^ away, ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the Queen's gweat ^.^ powew! -[Hewe uWu they bear away his body] - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING in >w< twiumph; with GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and OwO the west - -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw ^-^ ouw >_> fowtunye >_< keeps OwO an ^.^ upwawd ^.^ couwse, -And ^-^ we awe gwac'd with >_< wweaths >_> of >_< victowy. -But in OwO the midst >_> of :3 this >_> bwight-shinying :3 day -I UwU spy :3 a :3 bwack, suspicious, x3 thweat'nying cwoud -:33 That uWu wiww uWu encountew with ^-^ ouw ^w^ gwowious >_< sun -Ewe ^.^ he attain his :33 easefuw :3 westewn ÚwÚ bed- -I >_> mean, my x3 wowds, x3 those >w< powews UwU that OwO the Queen -;;w;; Hath rais'd in x3 Gawwia ^.^ have awwiv'd ^-^ ouw >w< coast -And, as ^-^ we OwO heaw, mawch uWu on ^-^ to fight with ÚwÚ us. -CWAWENCE. OwO A wittwe gale uWu wiww >_> soon >_> dispewse UwU that cwoud -And blow ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the souwce ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ it :33 came; -x3 Thy vewy beams uWu wiww OwO dwy x3 those ^w^ vapouws uWu up, ->_< Fow every cwoud engenders ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ stowm. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The Queen :3 is vawued OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, -And >w< Somewset, with Oxford, xDD fwed ^-^ to :3 hew. ->w< If ^.^ she ^.^ have UwU time ^-^ to x3 bweathe, >w< be ;;w;; weww assur'd -Her >w< faction uWu wiww >w< be :33 fuww as >w< stwong as ^-^ ouws. -KING >_< EDWAWD. awe ;;w;; advewtis'd uWu by ^-^ ouw :33 woving fwiends -:33 That uWu they ^-^ do howd theiw ^-^ couwse towawd ^w^ Tewksbuwy; -xDD We, having :3 nyow OwO the :33 best at >_< Bawnyet field, -uWu Wiww thithew stwaight, uWu fow willingness >_< wids OwO way; -And as ^-^ we mawch ^-^ ouw OwO stwength uWu wiww >w< be x3 augmented -UwU In every uWu county as ^-^ we >w< go awong. -Stwike OwO up OwO the ^-^ dwum; x3 cwy 'Courage!' ÚwÚ and >_> away. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -xDD Pwains wear >w< Tewksbuwy - -:33 Fwouwish. xDD Mawch. x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, PRINCE ^-^ EDWAWD, x3 SOMEWSET, OXFORD, +WARWICK. UwU Then >_> Cwawence >_> is uWu at xDD hand; UwU I hear :33 his dwum. +SOMEWVIWWE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot his, x3 my wowd; OwO hewe >_< Southam uWu wies. +uWu The drum x3 youw xDD Honyouw x3 heaws >w< mawcheth from uWu Wawwick. +WARWICK. Who >_> shouwd :3 that :3 be? ÚwÚ Bewike unwook'd fow fwiends. +SOMEWVIWWE. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu at uWu hand, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww quickly :33 knyow. + +^-^ Mawch. >w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^w^ Go, trumpet, to x3 the walls, ÚwÚ and >_> sound :3 a parle. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD See >w< how x3 the uWu suwwy Wawwick mans x3 the wall. +WARWICK. x3 O xDD unbid ^w^ spite! Is :33 spowtfuw Edward come? +Whewe slept UwU ouw ^w^ scouts ow >w< how OwO awe ;;w;; they >_< seduc'd +:33 That ^.^ we couwd hear nyo nyews of :33 his wepaiw? +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, Wawwick, wiwt xDD thou ^w^ ope x3 the UwU city ^.^ gates, +^w^ Speak ^-^ gentwe wowds, ÚwÚ and x3 humbwy >w< bend >w< thy OwO knyee, +;;w;; Caww Edward OwO King, ÚwÚ and uWu at :33 his ^.^ hands ÚwÚ beg mercy? +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww UwU pawdon uWu thee these outrages. +WARWICK. Nyay, UwU wathew, wiwt xDD thou dwaw >w< thy forces hence, +^w^ Confess who uWu set uWu thee x3 up ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuck'd uWu thee ;;w;; down, +;;w;; Caww Wawwick OwO patwon, ÚwÚ and be penitent? +xDD And xDD thou shalt still wemain x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ^-^ thought, uWu at least, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu said x3 the uWu King; +:33 Ow uWu did ^.^ he >_< make x3 the xDD jest OwO against :33 his xDD wiww? +WARWICK. Is nyot :3 a dukedom, ^w^ siw, :3 a xDD goodwy >_< gift? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, fow :3 a poor earl to give. +I'll UwU do uWu thee OwO sewvice fow UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a uWu gift. +WARWICK. >_< 'Twas UwU I :3 that uWu gave x3 the ^w^ kingdom to >w< thy ^-^ bwothew. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why xDD then UwU 'tis >_> minye, >_> if >_> but ^.^ by Wawwick's uWu gift. +WARWICK. ^.^ Thou awt nyo x3 Atwas fow UwU so great :3 a ^w^ weight; +^.^ And, >w< weakwing, Wawwick UwU takes :33 his ^w^ gift again; +xDD And Henwy >_> is x3 my OwO King, Wawwick :33 his xDD subject. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO But Wawwick's x3 king >_> is >_< Edwawd's ^w^ pwisonyew. +^.^ And, OwO gawwant Wawwick, UwU do >_> but answew :33 this: +>_> What >_> is x3 the >w< body when x3 the >_> head >_> is off? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Awas, :3 that Wawwick xDD had nyo ^.^ mowe forecast, +But, whiwes ^.^ he xDD thought to ^.^ steaw x3 the :3 singwe x3 ten, +uWu The x3 king UwU was slily finger'd from x3 the :3 deck! +>_> You left poor Henwy uWu at x3 the OwO Bishop's pawace, +xDD And ;;w;; ten to one you'ww :3 meet ^.^ him uWu in x3 the Towew. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. 'Tis even so; yet xDD you OwO awe Wawwick xDD stiww. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Come, Wawwick, OwO take x3 the time; ^w^ knyeew ;;w;; down, ^w^ knyeew down. +Nyay, xDD when? OwO Stwike now, ow >_> ewse x3 the iwon x3 coows. +WARWICK. UwU I xDD had rather chop ÚwÚ this uWu hand x3 off uWu at :3 a blow, +xDD And with x3 the othew fwing >w< it uWu at >w< thy >w< face, +Than UwU beaw UwU so wow :3 a saiw to strike to thee. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Sail >w< how xDD thou x3 canst, uWu have wind ÚwÚ and >_< tide >w< thy fwiend, +This uWu hand, ÚwÚ fast ;;w;; wound about >w< thy coal-black hair, +Shaww, whiwes >w< thy >_> head >_> is wawm ÚwÚ and x3 nyew :3 cut ^w^ off, +:3 Wwite uWu in x3 the x3 dust ÚwÚ this :33 sentence with >w< thy :33 bwood: +'Wind-changing Wawwick nyow ^.^ can change nyo more.' + +Entew ^-^ OXFOWD, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws + +WARWICK. x3 O cheerful :33 cowouws! xDD See :3 whewe Oxford ^w^ comes. +;;w;; OXFOWD. uWu Oxfowd, uWu Oxfowd, fow UwU Wancastew! +[He ÚwÚ and :33 his forces enter x3 the ÚwÚ city] +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The :3 gates OwO awe open, wet >_> us enter UwU too. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^w^ So othew ^-^ foes OwO may uWu set ;;w;; upon UwU ouw :3 backs. +;;w;; Stand ^.^ we uWu in ÚwÚ good x3 awway, fow ;;w;; they nyo doubt +Will x3 issue x3 out again ÚwÚ and bid >_> us uWu battwe; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, x3 the UwU city ^.^ being >_> but of UwU smaww ^w^ defence, +^-^ We'ww ÚwÚ quietwy wouse x3 the traitors uWu in x3 the :33 same. +WARWICK. >_< O, ;;w;; wewcome, Oxford! fow ^.^ we ^.^ want >w< thy ;;w;; hewp. + +Entew ^.^ MONTAGUE, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws + +x3 MONTAGUE. >_< Montague, >_< Montague, fow UwU Wancastew! +[He ÚwÚ and :33 his forces enter x3 the ÚwÚ city] +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew both UwU shaww UwU buy ÚwÚ this UwU tweason +Even with x3 the deawest :3 bwood x3 youw >_< bodies bear. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu The harder >w< match'd, x3 the :33 gweatew ^.^ victowy. +OwO My ^-^ mind pwesageth ^w^ happy ^.^ gain ÚwÚ and >_< conquest. + +Entew SOMERSET, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws + +uWu SOMEWSET. ^w^ Somewset, ^w^ Somewset, fow UwU Wancastew! +[He ÚwÚ and :33 his forces enter x3 the ÚwÚ city] +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Two of >w< thy :33 nyame, both >_> Dukes of ^w^ Somewset, +:3 Have sold uWu theiw ;;w;; wives >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; house of Yowk; +xDD And xDD thou shalt be x3 the OwO thiwd, >_> if ÚwÚ this xDD swowd hold. + +Entew OwO CWAWENCE, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws + +WARWICK. xDD And wo :3 whewe ^w^ Geowge of >_> Cwawence sweeps along, +Of force enough to bid :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew uWu battwe; +With ÚwÚ whom >w< an ^w^ upwight ^.^ zeaw to >w< wight ^w^ pwevaiws +uWu Mowe than x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :3 a brother's love. +CLARENCE. >w< Cwawence, >w< Cwawence, fow UwU Wancastew! +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Et :33 tu uWu Bwute- wiwt xDD thou x3 stab Caesaw xDD too? +^-^ A OwO pawwey, sirrah, to ^w^ Geowge of xDD Cwawence. +uWu [Sound :3 a >_< pawwey. UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and >_> CWAWENCE OwO whispew] +WARWICK. ^.^ Come, >w< Cwawence, x3 come. ^.^ Thou wiwt >_> if Wawwick :33 caww. +CLARENCE. ^.^ [Taking x3 the red wose from :33 his ^w^ hat ÚwÚ and thwowing +>w< it uWu at >_> WAWWICK] +Fathew of Wawwick, ^.^ knyow xDD you >_> what ÚwÚ this :3 means? +Wook UwU hewe, UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 my infamy uWu at thee. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< wuinyate x3 my father's house, +Who uWu gave :33 his :3 bwood to wime x3 the ^.^ stonyes together, +xDD And uWu set x3 up Lancaster. Why, ^-^ twowest UwU thou, Wawwick, +:33 That >_> Cwawence >_> is UwU so harsh, UwU so bwunt, unnatural, +;;w;; To >w< bend x3 the uWu fataw instwuments of >w< waw +^w^ Against :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ wawfuw >_> King? +:3 Pewhaps xDD thou wiwt :33 object x3 my >w< howy uWu oath. +;;w;; To >_< keep :3 that ^-^ oath :3 wewe ^.^ mowe OwO impiety +Than uWu Jephtha when ^.^ he xDD sacwific'd :33 his >w< daughtew. +UwU I ^w^ am UwU so sowwy fow x3 my trespass UwU made +^.^ That, to OwO desewve weww uWu at x3 my brother's ^.^ hands, +UwU I OwO hewe :3 pwocwaim mysewf >w< thy >w< mowtaw >_< foe; +With uWu wesowution >_> wheweso'ew UwU I :3 meet ;;w;; thee- +;;w;; As UwU I xDD wiww :3 meet ÚwÚ thee, >_> if xDD thou stir >w< abwoad- +;;w;; To pwague uWu thee fow >w< thy fouw OwO misweading x3 me. +xDD And >_> so, ^.^ pwoud-heawted Wawwick, UwU I ^.^ defy ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And to x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew turn x3 my ;;w;; bwushing UwU cheeks. +^w^ Pawdon uWu me, Edwawd, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make amends; +^.^ And, ^.^ Wichawd, UwU do nyot fwown ;;w;; upon x3 my fauwts, +For UwU I xDD wiww henceforth be nyo ^.^ mowe OwO unconstant. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Now wewcome >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe bewov'd, +Than >_> if xDD thou >_< nyevew >w< hadst OwO desewv'd UwU ouw ^.^ hate. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Welcome, ÚwÚ good Cwawence; ÚwÚ this >_> is ;;w;; bwothew-wike. +WARWICK. x3 O passing traitor, >w< pewjuw'd ÚwÚ and OwO unjust! +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. What, Wawwick, wiwt xDD thou OwO weave ^-^ die :33 town ÚwÚ and :33 fight? +:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD beat x3 the ^.^ stonyes about ^.^ thinye ears? +WARWICK. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I ^w^ am nyot coop'd OwO hewe fow :3 defence! +UwU I xDD wiww OwO away uWu towawds Barnet presently +xDD And bid uWu thee battwe, Edwawd, >_> if xDD thou dar'st. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Yes, Wawwick, Edward x3 dawes ÚwÚ and weads x3 the >_> way. +;;w;; Wowds, to x3 the :3 fiewd; Saint ^w^ Geowge ÚwÚ and x3 victowy! +Exeunt xDD YOWKISTS +[March. ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< company OwO fowwow] + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A field of ÚwÚ battwe nyeaw Barnet + +Alarum ÚwÚ and ^w^ excuwsions. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, x3 bwinging fowth ^w^ WAWWICK, wounded + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. So, >_< wie xDD thou :33 thewe. :33 Die UwU thou, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die UwU ouw x3 feaw; +For Wawwick UwU was :3 a bug :3 that feaw'd >_> us all. +>_> Nyow, >_< Montague, sit x3 fast; UwU I >_> seek fow ÚwÚ thee, +:33 That Wawwick's bones OwO may >_< keep ^.^ thinye UwU company. uWu Exit +WARWICK. xDD Ah, who >_> is nigh? :3 Come to uWu me, :33 fwiend ow x3 foe, +xDD And tell ;;w;; me who >_> is victow, York ow ^w^ Wawwick? +Why ^w^ ask UwU I ^-^ that? OwO My OwO mangwed >w< body uWu shows, +OwO My bwood, x3 my ^.^ want of >_< stwength, x3 my >w< sick >_< heawt uWu shows, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ must yield x3 my >w< body to x3 the ^.^ eawth +^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ faww, x3 the conquest to x3 my foe. +^-^ Thus yiewds x3 the cedar to x3 the uWu axe's >_> edge, +>_< Whose :3 awms uWu gave ÚwÚ shewtew to x3 the princely :33 eagwe, +;;w;; Undew x3 whose shade x3 the wamping wion swept, +>_< Whose top-branch xDD uvwpeew'd Juv's uWu spweading twee +xDD And :33 kept wow shrubs from winter's x3 pow'wfuw ^.^ wind. +;;w;; These ^w^ eyes, :3 that nyow OwO awe ^w^ dimm'd with ^w^ death's black :33 veiw, +:3 Have :33 been >_< as piewcing >_< as x3 the ;;w;; mid-day sun +;;w;; To ^-^ seawch x3 the secret :3 tweasons of x3 the wowwd; +uWu The ^.^ wwinkwes uWu in x3 my brows, nyow :3 fiww'd with bwood, +^.^ Wewe lik'ned ;;w;; oft to >_> kingwy UwU sepuwchwes; +For who liv'd OwO King, >_> but UwU I couwd dig :33 his gwave? +xDD And who x3 duwst ;;w;; smiwe when Wawwick UwU bent :33 his bwow? +>_> Wo nyow x3 my :3 gwowy ^-^ smeaw'd uWu in x3 dust ÚwÚ and UwU bwood! +OwO My ÚwÚ pawks, x3 my walks, x3 my x3 manyows, :3 that UwU I :33 had, +Even nyow ^w^ fowsake OwO me; ÚwÚ and of aww x3 my ^-^ wands +Is >_< nyothing left ;;w;; me >_> but x3 my body's length. +>_> what >_> is pomp, rule, reign, >_> but ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and xDD dust? +xDD And ^w^ wive ^.^ we >w< how ^.^ we ^-^ can, yet ^-^ die ^.^ we must. + +Entew x3 OXFOWD ÚwÚ and SOMERSET + +uWu SOMEWSET. xDD Ah, Wawwick, x3 Wawwick! OwO wewt xDD thou >_< as ^.^ we awe, +We ^w^ might OwO wecuvw aww UwU ouw ^-^ woss ;;w;; again. +uWu The xDD Queen from Fwance hath ^.^ bwought :3 a x3 puissant power; +Even nyow ^.^ we heard x3 the ;;w;; nyews. xDD Ah, ^w^ couwdst xDD thou xDD fwy! +WARWICK. Why >w< then, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fwy. xDD Ah, >_< Montague, +;;w;; If xDD thou be thewe, x3 sweet brother, OwO take x3 my uWu hand, +xDD And with >w< thy lips >_< keep uWu in x3 my :3 souw :3 a whiwe! +^.^ Thou >_> wov'st ;;w;; me x3 nyot; for, brother, >_> if xDD thou ^.^ didst, +x3 Thy tears ^.^ wouwd >_< wash ÚwÚ this UwU cowd UwU congeawed :3 bwood +:33 That glues x3 my lips ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot wet ;;w;; me >_< speak. +:3 Come ^w^ quickwy, >_< Montague, ow UwU I ^w^ am uWu dead. +uWu SOMEWSET. xDD Ah, x3 Wawwick! ^w^ Montague hath >w< bweath'd :33 his last; +xDD And to x3 the ^-^ watest uWu gasp cried x3 out fow Wawwick, +xDD And uWu said ;;w;; 'Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my uWu vawiant brother.' +xDD And ^.^ mowe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have ÚwÚ said; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ^.^ he ;;w;; spoke, +>_< Which ÚwÚ sounded ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ cwamouw uWu in :3 a OwO vauwt, +:33 That :3 mought nyot be >_< distinguish'd; >_> but uWu at last, +UwU I weww ^w^ might heaw, ^-^ dewivewed with :3 a gwoan, +^w^ 'O farewell, :3 Wawwick!' +WARWICK. ÚwÚ Sweet xDD west :33 his souw! :33 Fwy, wowds, ÚwÚ and :3 save ^-^ youwsewves: +For Wawwick UwU bids xDD you aww farewell, to :3 meet uWu in UwU heaven. +:33 [Dies] +;;w;; OXFOWD. :33 Away, away, to :3 meet x3 the Queen's great ^.^ powew! +[Here ;;w;; they UwU beaw OwO away :33 his >_> body] + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING uWu in triumph; with ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ Thus uWu faw UwU ouw :3 fowtunye keeps >w< an upward course, +xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe ÚwÚ gwac'd with xDD wweaths of ^.^ victowy. +OwO But uWu in x3 the >w< midst of ÚwÚ this ^-^ bwight-shinying day +UwU I ^w^ spy :3 a black, x3 suspicious, threat'ning ;;w;; cwoud +:33 That xDD wiww x3 encountew with UwU ouw glorious sun +Ere ^.^ he :3 attain :33 his ;;w;; easefuw xDD westewn uWu bed- +UwU I mean, x3 my wowds, UwU those ÚwÚ powews :3 that x3 the xDD Queen +>_< Hath >_> wais'd uWu in Gawwia uWu have ^-^ awwiv'd UwU ouw :3 coast +^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ we heaw, :33 mawch on to >w< fight with >_> us. +CLARENCE. ^-^ A xDD wittwe gawe xDD wiww >w< soon UwU dispewse :3 that ;;w;; cwoud +xDD And ^w^ bwow >w< it to x3 the uWu souwce from >_> whence >w< it >_> came; +x3 Thy xDD vewy beams xDD wiww xDD dwy UwU those uWu vapouws up, +For every ;;w;; cwoud :33 engendews nyot :3 a storm. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The xDD Queen >_> is vawued ;;w;; thiwty thousand :33 stwong, +xDD And ^w^ Somewset, with uWu Oxfowd, ^w^ fwed to her. +;;w;; If ^.^ she uWu have time to ^w^ bweathe, be weww x3 assuw'd +:3 Hew ^w^ faction xDD wiww be full >_< as >w< stwong >_< as >_> ouws. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO awe advertis'd ^.^ by UwU ouw >w< woving ^w^ fwiends +:33 That ;;w;; they UwU do howd uWu theiw course toward Tewksbury; +We, xDD having nyow x3 the best uWu at Barnet >_> fiewd, +Will uWu thithew stwaight, fow :33 wiwwingnyess wids way; +xDD And >_< as ^.^ we :33 mawch UwU ouw ÚwÚ stwength xDD wiww be augmented +^w^ In every >_< county >_< as ^.^ we OwO go >_> awong. +OwO Stwike x3 up x3 the uWu dwum; cwy ^w^ 'Couwage!' ÚwÚ and xDD away. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +Plains ^-^ weaw Tewksbury + +>w< Fwouwish. ^-^ Mawch. Entew >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, PWINCE EDWARD, SOMERSET, ^-^ OXFOWD, ÚwÚ and SOLDIERS -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Great x3 wowds, xDD wise x3 men :33 nye'ew ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waiw theiw -loss, -But cheewwy >w< seek how ^-^ to redress theiw harms. -What >w< though OwO the :33 mast >w< be :3 nyow xDD bwown ^-^ uvwboawd, -The ^-^ cabwe UwU bwoke, OwO the holding-anchor lost, -And half ^-^ ouw :33 saiwows swawwow'd in OwO the OwO fwood; ->_> Yet ;;w;; wives ^-^ ouw :33 piwot ^.^ stiww. :3 Is't ^.^ meet UwU that ^.^ he -;;w;; Shouwd xDD weave OwO the helm :3 and, >_< wike :3 a xDD feawfuw >_> wad, -x3 With uWu teawfuw eyes ÚwÚ add >w< watew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ sea -And ^w^ give ^-^ mowe OwO stwength ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath xDD too :33 much; -uWu Whiwes, in his :3 moan, OwO the ;;w;; ship spwits uWu on OwO the rock, -^w^ Which industwy ÚwÚ and :33 couwage UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; sav'd? -xDD Ah, what :3 a OwO shame! ÚwÚ ah, what :3 a fauwt ;;w;; wewe x3 this! -Say Warwick ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouw anchor; what >_> of ÚwÚ that? -And Montague ^-^ ouw UwU top-mast; what >_> of OwO him? -Our >_< swaught'wed fwiends OwO the tackles; what >_> of ^w^ these? -ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ Oxfowd here another anchor? -And Somerset another ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ mast? -The fwiends >_> of Fwance ^-^ ouw ^-^ shwouds ÚwÚ and ^.^ tackwings? -And, >w< though unskiwfuw, x3 why ^.^ nyot OwO Nyed ÚwÚ and I ->_< Fow UwU once >_< awwow'd OwO the >w< skiwfuw pilot's :33 chawge? -We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the helm ^-^ to ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, -But ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw ^.^ couwse, >w< though OwO the xDD wough ^.^ wind uWu say no, -From OwO shewves ÚwÚ and wocks UwU that ^.^ thweaten OwO us with UwU wweck, -UwU As good ^-^ to ^w^ chide OwO the xDD waves as speak them x3 faiw. -And what :3 is >_< Edwawd uWu but :3 a ruthless ^-^ sea? -What uWu Cwawence uWu but :3 a quicksand >_> of deceit? -And Richard uWu but :3 a ^.^ wagged :33 fataw >w< wock? -^-^ Aww ^.^ these OwO the >_> enyemies ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU poow bark. -Say you can uWu swim; alas, 'tis uWu but :3 a whiwe! -OwO Twead uWu on OwO the ;;w;; sand; >_> why, there you >_> quickwy sink. -Bestride OwO the :3 wock; OwO the >_< tide uWu wiww wash you OwO off, -Ow ewse you ;;w;; famish- that's :3 a threefold :33 death. -:3 This speak OwO I, x3 wowds, ^-^ to let you >w< undewstand, ->w< If UwU case >w< some ^-^ onye >_> of you would UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >w< us, -:33 That :33 thewe's nyo uWu hop'd-fow UwU mewcy with OwO the bwothews -Mowe than with ruthless xDD waves, with >w< sands, ÚwÚ and rocks. -ÚwÚ Why, :33 couwage OwO then! What cannyot >w< be :3 avoided -'Twewe ^w^ chiwdish ;;w;; weaknyess ^-^ to >_> wament ^w^ ow fear. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. x3 Methinks :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ vawiant spirit -Shouwd, ^-^ if :3 a cowawd hear xDD hew speak ^.^ these x3 wowds, ->w< Infuse his uWu bweast with magnyanyimity -And ^-^ make him ^.^ nyaked :33 foiw :3 a >_> man-at-awms. -I speak ^.^ nyot :3 this as ^-^ doubting ^-^ any xDD hewe; ->_< Fow >_> did I uWu but :3 suspect :3 a xDD feawfuw man, -ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go away :3 betimes, -Lest in ^-^ ouw :3 nyeed ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ infect another -And ^-^ make him >_> of OwO the >_< wike spirit ^-^ to :3 himsewf. ->w< If ^-^ any such >w< be hewe- as :3 God :33 fowbid!- ->_> Wet him xDD depawt before ^-^ we :3 nyeed his uWu hewp. -OXFOWD. xDD Women ÚwÚ and chiwdwen >_> of OwO so UwU high :3 a :3 couwage, -And ;;w;; wawwiows :3 faint! ÚwÚ Why, 'twere x3 pewpetuaw >w< shame. -:3 O bwave x3 young Prince! >w< thy :3 famous ÚwÚ gwandfathew -^-^ Doth live UwU again in thee. Wong uWu mayst :3 thou OwO Eve -ÚwÚ To bear his ^.^ image ÚwÚ and ^.^ wenyew his glories! -SOMEWSET. And ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fight uWu fow such :3 a hope, -uWu Go UwU home ^-^ to bed :3 and, >_< wike OwO the oww uWu by day, ->w< If ^.^ he awise, >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd ÚwÚ and wond'red OwO at. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Somerset; ^w^ sweet Oxford, :33 thanks. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. And UwU take his ^w^ thanks UwU that ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; hath nyothing >w< ewse. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. Pwepawe you, x3 wowds, uWu fow >_< Edwawd :3 is at hand -ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight; OwO thewefowe >w< be resolute. -OXFOWD. I ^w^ thought nyo less. ^w^ It :3 is his powicy -ÚwÚ To haste ;;w;; thus :3 fast, ^-^ to find OwO us :33 unpwovided. -SOMEWSET. But :33 he's ^-^ deceiv'd; ^-^ we awe in xDD weadinyess. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :3 This >_< cheews my xDD heawt, ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw forwardness. -OXFOWD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 pitch ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ battwe; x3 hence ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot budge. - -^w^ Fwouwish ÚwÚ and UwU mawch. OwO Entew, at :3 a :33 distance, KING ^-^ EDWAWD, -GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -KING >_< EDWAWD. xDD Bwave xDD fowwowews, :33 yondew ^-^ stands OwO the :33 thowny >_> wood ->w< Which, uWu by OwO the heavens' ;;w;; assistance ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU stwength, -Must uWu by OwO the woots >w< be >_> hewn OwO up ÚwÚ yet ewe ^-^ nyight. -I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe fuel ^-^ to >_> youw fire, ->_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot ye ^-^ bwaze ^-^ to >_< buwn them >_< out. ->w< Give signal ^-^ to OwO the fight, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to it, wowds. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Wowds, knights, ÚwÚ and gentlemen, what I shouwd uWu say -UwU My ;;w;; teaws gainsay; uWu fow every >_> wowd I ÚwÚ speak, -uWu Ye >_> see, I dwink OwO the >w< watew >_> of my >w< eye. -:33 Thewefowe, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but :33 this: Henry, >_> youw suvweign, -^-^ Is pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ foe; his OwO state xDD usuwp'd, -His >_< weawm :3 a ;;w;; swaughtew-house, his uWu subjects slain, -His :33 statutes UwU canceww'd, ÚwÚ and his >_> tweasuwe >_< spent; -And :33 yondew :3 is OwO the ^.^ wowf UwU that makes :3 this spoil. -You fight in :33 justice. >_> Then, in God's uWu nyame, x3 wowds, -Be :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give signal ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fight. -OwO Awawum, retreat, excursions. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and fowces, -x3 With ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, OXFORD, ÚwÚ and x3 SOMEWSET, prisoners - -KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow here :3 a UwU pewiod >_> of ÚwÚ tumuwtuous broils. -:3 Away with ÚwÚ Oxfowd ^-^ to ^w^ Hames >_> Castwe ;;w;; stwaight; ->_< Fow >w< Somewset, x3 off with his OwO guiwty head. -Go, bear them >_> hence; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear them speak. -OXFOWD. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I'll ^.^ nyot twoubwe ÚwÚ thee with wowds. -SOMEWSET. Nyow OwO I, uWu but uWu stoop with >_< patience ^-^ to my xDD fowtunye. ->_< Exeunt :3 OXFOWD ÚwÚ and x3 SOMEWSET, >_> guawded -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ So part ^-^ we :3 sadwy in :3 this *hugs tightly* twoubwous UwU wowwd, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet with ^.^ joy in ^w^ sweet UwU Jewusawem. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ Is proclamation :3 made UwU that ^-^ who ^.^ finds >_< Edwawd -:33 Shaww ^.^ have :3 a UwU high uWu wewawd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he his x3 wife? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It >_> is; ÚwÚ and :33 wo xDD whewe youthfuw >_< Edwawd comes. - -x3 Entew soldiers, with PRINCE EDWAWD - -KING >_< EDWAWD. >_< Bwing :3 fowth OwO the x3 gawwant; let OwO us hear him speak. ->_> What, can OwO so x3 young :3 a man begin ^-^ to prick? -Edwawd, what satisfaction ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ make ->_< Fow beawing uWu awms, uWu fow stiwwing OwO up my :33 subjects, -And >w< aww OwO the twoubwe :3 thou x3 hast tuwn'd me UwU to? -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ^w^ Speak >_< wike :3 a :3 subject, >_> pwoud ambitious ^w^ Yowk. -Suppose UwU that I x3 am :3 nyow my >_< fathew's ^-^ mouth; -;;w;; Wesign >w< thy ^w^ chaiw, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe I ^.^ stand knyeew thou, ->w< Whiwst I uWu pwopose OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same uWu wowds ^-^ to OwO the ->w< Which, >w< twaitow, :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have me ÚwÚ answew x3 to. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Ah, UwU that >w< thy fathew xDD had >_< been OwO so x3 wesowv'd! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That you UwU might still ^.^ have OwO wown OwO the petticoat -And :33 nye'ew ^.^ have stow'n OwO the bweech ^-^ fwom UwU Wancastew. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. >_> Wet >_> Aesop >w< fabwe in :3 a wintew's >_< nyight; -His currish ;;w;; widdwe OwO sowts ^.^ nyot with :3 this :3 pwace. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. By UwU heaven, ^-^ bwat, I'll pwague ye uWu fow UwU that :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, :3 thou >_< wast :3 bown ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pwague ^-^ to ^-^ men. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, UwU take away :3 this :33 captive ^.^ scowd. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU take away :3 this scolding cwookback >_< wathew. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Peace, wilful OwO boy, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww chawm >_> youw OwO tongue. -CWAWENCE. OwO Untutow'd >_> wad, :3 thou art xDD too malapert. -PRINCE >_< OF WALES. I xDD knyow my xDD duty; you awe >w< aww undutifuw. -:3 Wascivious Edwawd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou :33 pewjuw'd >_> Geowge, -And :3 thou uWu misshapen ;;w;; Dick, I tell ye >w< aww -I x3 am >_> youw :3 bettew, ^-^ twaitows as ye ;;w;; awe; -And :3 thou ^.^ usuwp'st my >_< fathew's ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and x3 minye. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Take UwU that, OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 this ^.^ waiwew here. ->_> [Stabs xDD him] -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Spwaww'st thou? ;;w;; Take UwU that, ^-^ to ^-^ end >w< thy agony. ->_> [Stabs xDD him] -CWAWENCE. And :33 thewe's uWu fow ^w^ twitting me with UwU pewjuwy. ->_> [Stabs xDD him] -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 O, :33 kiww me OwO too! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and shall. ^-^ [Offews ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 hew] -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ Howd, ÚwÚ Wichawd, howd; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ to ^w^ much. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ she live ^-^ to fiww OwO the x3 wowwd with wowds? -KING >_< EDWAWD. >_> What, doth ^.^ she :33 swoon? ;;w;; Use :3 means uWu fow xDD hew recovery. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Clarence, ;;w;; excuse me ^-^ to OwO the UwU King my brother. -I'll x3 hence ^-^ to UwU Wondon uWu on :3 a uWu sewious matter; -Ewe ye come there, >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to hear >w< some news. -CWAWENCE. ^-^ What? ;;w;; what? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The Tower! OwO the Tower! Exit -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :3 O ^-^ Nyed, ^w^ sweet ^-^ Nyed, speak ^-^ to >w< thy mothew, :33 boy! -OwO Canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot speak? :3 O >_> twaitows! ^-^ muwdewews! -^.^ They UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd Caesar shed nyo UwU bwood at aww, -OwO Did ^.^ nyot offend, :3 nyow ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy blame, ->w< If :3 this ;;w;; fouw deed ;;w;; wewe uWu by ^-^ to >w< equaw it. -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ man: this, in :33 wespect, :3 a x3 chiwd; -And x3 men :33 nye'ew uWu spend theiw :3 fuwy uWu on :3 a chiwd. -What's >_< wowse than >w< muwdewew, UwU that I ^-^ may name it? -No, no, my OwO heawt uWu wiww buwst, OwO an ^-^ if I UwU speak- -And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ speak, UwU that OwO so my OwO heawt ^-^ may burst. -OwO Butchews ÚwÚ and ^-^ viwwains! bwoody cannyibaws! -OwO How ^w^ sweet :3 a >_> pwant ^.^ have you ;;w;; untimewy >_< cwopp'd! -You ^.^ have nyo ^-^ chiwdwen, UwU butchews, ^-^ if you ^-^ had, -The ^w^ thought >_> of them would ^.^ have stirr'd OwO up UwU wemowse. -But ^-^ if you >w< evew uWu chance ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a OwO chiwd, -Wook in his xDD youth ^-^ to ^.^ have him OwO so ÚwÚ cut x3 off -As, x3 deathsmen, you ^.^ have x3 wid :3 this ^w^ sweet x3 young pwince! -KING >_< EDWAWD. :3 Away with UwU hew; ÚwÚ go, bear xDD hew x3 hence UwU pewfowce. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Nyay, never bear me >_> hence; uWu dispatch me here. -;;w;; Hewe OwO sheathe >w< thy swowd; I'll pawdon ÚwÚ thee my :33 death. ->_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou not? >_> Then, Clarence, ^-^ do ^.^ it >w< thou. -CWAWENCE. By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much OwO ease. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Good Clarence, do; ^w^ sweet Clarence, ^-^ do :3 thou ^-^ do it. -CWAWENCE. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear me uWu sweaw I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do it? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou usest ^-^ to forswear thysewf. -ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD sin OwO befowe, uWu but :3 nyow 'tis >_> chawity. ->_< What! xDD wiwt :3 thou not? :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that devil's uWu butchew, -Hawd-favouw'd Wichawd? ÚwÚ Wichawd, xDD whewe art thou? -Thou art ^.^ nyot here. Murder :3 is >w< thy >_> awms-deed; -^.^ Petitionyews uWu fow UwU bwood :3 thou :33 nye'ew put'st ^-^ back. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Away, I ^w^ say; I chawge ye bear xDD hew ^-^ hence. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ So come ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 youws as ^-^ to :3 this pwince. -Exit, wed >_< out :33 fowcibwy -KING >_< EDWAWD. Where's Richard gonye? -CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ To London, >w< aww in :33 post; :3 and, as I uWu guess, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a bwoody ^w^ suppew in OwO the :33 Towew. -KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< He's >_> sudden, ^-^ if :3 a xDD thing comes in his head. -Nyow mawch ^-^ we ^-^ hence. :3 Dischawge OwO the ^w^ common sort -x3 With pay ÚwÚ and :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and wet's away ^-^ to UwU Wondon -And UwU see ^-^ ouw gentwe queen how ;;w;; weww ^.^ she ;;w;; fawes. -By this, I hope, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 son uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Wondon. The >w< Towew - -x3 Entew KING :33 HENWY ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW with OwO the LIEUTENANT, uWu on OwO the >_< wawws - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Good day, my :33 wowd. >_> What, at >_> youw book OwO so >w< hawd? -KING HENRY. >w< Ay, my good wowd- my lord, I shouwd uWu say >_< wathew. -^.^ 'Tis xDD sin ^-^ to fwattew; OwO 'good' ÚwÚ was wittwe ^w^ bettew. -'Good :3 Gwoucestew' ÚwÚ and ^w^ 'good ÚwÚ deviw' ;;w;; wewe awike, -And uWu both :3 pwepostewous; ^.^ thewefowe, ^.^ nyot ^w^ 'good wowd.' -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Sirrah, xDD weave OwO us ^-^ to ouwsewves; ^-^ we >w< must xDD confew. -Exit ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT -KING HENRY. ^w^ So flies OwO the reckless shephewd ^-^ fwom OwO the wowf; -^w^ So ^.^ fiwst OwO the harmless ;;w;; sheep doth ÚwÚ yiewd his >_> fweece, -And next his ^w^ thwoat x3 unto OwO the :3 butchew's knife. -What scene >_> of death ;;w;; hath :3 Woscius :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< act? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Suspicion :33 awways >w< haunts OwO the OwO guiwty mind: -The ^w^ thief doth ;;w;; feaw OwO each :3 bush OwO an uWu officew. -KING HENRY. The biwd UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been wimed in :3 a :3 bush -x3 With :3 twembwing x3 wings >w< misdoubteth every ;;w;; bush; -And OwO I, OwO the hapwess mawe ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^w^ sweet bird, ->_< Have :3 nyow OwO the :33 fataw object in my eye -:3 Whewe my UwU poow x3 young ÚwÚ was :3 wim'd, ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ caught, ÚwÚ and ^.^ kiww'd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a peevish OwO foow ÚwÚ was UwU that >_> of Cwete -:33 That ^w^ taught his :3 son OwO the >w< office >_> of :3 a fowl! -And >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aww his UwU wings, OwO the OwO foow ÚwÚ was dwown'd. -KING HENRY. OwO I, xDD Daedawus; my UwU poow OwO boy, Icarus; -x3 Thy fathew, Minos, UwU that ;;w;; denyied ^-^ ouw couwse; -The >_< sun UwU that sear'd OwO the x3 wings >_> of my ^w^ sweet OwO boy, -x3 Thy bwothew ^-^ Edwawd; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thysewf, OwO the ÚwÚ sea -uWu Whose ÚwÚ envious >w< guwf >_> did swawwow OwO up his wife. -xDD Ah, :33 kiww me with >w< thy >_< weapon, ^.^ nyot with UwU wowds! -UwU My uWu bweast can better ^.^ bwook >w< thy daggew's point ->w< Than can my ears UwU that ;;w;; twagic >w< histowy. -But xDD whewefowe OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ come? :3 Is't uWu fow my x3 wife? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Think'st :3 thou I x3 am OwO an ÚwÚ executionyew? -KING HENRY. OwO A persecutor I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 thou awt. ->w< If ^w^ muwdewing innocents >w< be x3 executing, -ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou awe OwO an UwU executionyew. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Thy :3 son I xDD kiww'd uWu fow his >_< pwesumption. -KING HENRY. uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been xDD kiww'd when ^.^ fiwst :3 thou didst xDD pwesume, -Thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot uWu wiv'd ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a :3 son >_> of x3 minye. -And ;;w;; thus I ÚwÚ pwophesy, UwU that many :3 a ^w^ thousand -^w^ Which :3 nyow ^-^ mistwust nyo uWu pawcew >_> of my feaw, -And many OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's >w< sigh, ÚwÚ and many :3 a >_< widow's, -And many OwO an owphan's water-standing eye- -Men uWu fow theiw OwO sons, ;;w;; wives uWu fow theiw ;;w;; husbands, -^-^ Owphans uWu fow theiw x3 pawents' ^.^ timewess >_> death- -:33 Shaww :33 wue OwO the hour UwU that >w< evew :3 thou >_< wast uWu bown. -The oww uWu shwiek'd at >w< thy ^.^ biwth- OwO an evil >_< sign; -The UwU nyight-cwow cwied, uWu aboding ^-^ wuckwess time; -Dogs howl'd, ÚwÚ and hideous ^w^ tempest shook ;;w;; down uWu twees; -The raven ^.^ wook'd xDD hew uWu on OwO the chimnyey's >_< top, -And UwU chatt'wing :3 pies in dismaw discords OwO sung; -x3 Thy mothew ;;w;; fewt ^-^ mowe than :3 a >_> mothew's ÚwÚ pain, -And ÚwÚ yet ^w^ bwought :3 fowth less than :3 a >_> mothew's hope, -ÚwÚ To wit, OwO an ÚwÚ indigest ^w^ defowmed wump, -:3 Nyot >_< wike OwO the fwuit >_> of such :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy >_< twee. -^-^ Teeth xDD hadst :3 thou in >w< thy head when :3 thou >_< wast :33 bown, -ÚwÚ To signify :3 thou xDD cam'st ^-^ to bite OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -And ^-^ if OwO the west >w< be OwO twue ;;w;; which I ^.^ have heard, -Thou OwO cam'st- -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I'll hear nyo more. ^w^ Die, :3 pwophet, in >w< thy xDD speech. ->_> [Stabs xDD him] ->_< Fow this, ÚwÚ amongst OwO the rest, ÚwÚ was I :33 owdain'd. -KING HENRY. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< much ^-^ mowe slaughter aftew ÚwÚ this. -:33 O, :3 God forgive my x3 sins ÚwÚ and pawdon thee! ;;w;; [Dies] -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, uWu wiww OwO the :3 aspiwing UwU bwood >_> of :3 Wancastew -Sink in OwO the ground? I ^w^ thought ^.^ it would ^.^ have mounted. -^w^ See how my >_< swowd ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow OwO the UwU poow King's :33 death. -:33 O, ^-^ may such xDD puwpwe ;;w;; teaws >w< be :33 awways shed -From x3 those UwU that ^w^ wish OwO the downfall >_> of ^-^ ouw house! ->w< If ^-^ any ^w^ spawk >_> of life >w< be ÚwÚ yet ^w^ wemainying, -^-^ Down, ;;w;; down ^-^ to x3 heww; ÚwÚ and uWu say I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; thithew- ->_> [Stabs him again] -OwO I, UwU that ^.^ have neither pity, love, :3 nyow fear. -;;w;; Indeed, 'tis OwO twue UwU that ^-^ Henwy told me >w< of; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have >_< often heard my mothew uWu say -I came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd with my >w< wegs :3 fowwawd. -Had I ^.^ nyot reason, ÚwÚ think >_< ye, ^-^ to ^-^ make haste -And >w< seek theiw ruin UwU that usuwp'd ^-^ ouw OwO wight? -The midwife wonder'd; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< women :3 cwied -'O, ÚwÚ Jesus bless >w< us, ^.^ he :3 is :3 bown with UwU teeth!' -And OwO so I OwO was, ;;w;; which ^-^ pwainwy signified -:33 That I shouwd snyaww, ÚwÚ and >w< bite, ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the >_< dog. ->_> Then, >_< since OwO the uWu heavens ^.^ have shap'd my ÚwÚ body so, ->_> Wet heww ^-^ make :33 cwook'd my :33 mind ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew it. -I ^.^ have nyo :33 bwothew, I x3 am >_< wike nyo brother; -And :3 this >_> wowd 'wuv,' ;;w;; which xDD gweybeawds caww >_> divinye, -Be wesident in x3 men >_< wike ^-^ onye another, -And ^.^ nyot in UwU me! I x3 am ^-^ mysewf awonye. -Clarence, ^-^ bewawe; :3 thou :33 keep'st me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wight, -But I uWu wiww sort :3 a ^.^ pitchy :3 day uWu fow thee; ->_< Fow I uWu wiww ;;w;; buzz ÚwÚ abwoad such uWu pwophecies -:33 That >_< Edwawd uWu shaww >w< be xDD feawfuw >_> of his life; -And then ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwge his feaw, I'll >w< be >w< thy :33 death. -UwU King ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and OwO the Prince his :3 son awe gone. -Clarence, >w< thy xDD tuwn :3 is nyext, ÚwÚ and then OwO the west; -;;w;; Counting ^-^ mysewf uWu but OwO bad ÚwÚ tiww I >w< be >_> best. -I'll thwow >w< thy ÚwÚ body in another UwU woom, -And :3 twiumph, Henry, in >w< thy :3 day >_> of >w< doom. -Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, CWAWENCE, GWOUCESTEW, -^w^ HASTINGS, NyUWSE, with OwO the Young UwU PWINCE, ÚwÚ and attendants - -KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Once ^-^ mowe ^-^ we ^-^ sit in England's :33 woyaw thwonye, -Repurchas'd with OwO the UwU bwood >_> of enyemies. -What ÚwÚ vawiant :3 foemen, >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ autumn's :33 cown, ->_< Have ^-^ we mow'd ;;w;; down in :3 tops >_> of >w< aww theiw pwide! ->_< Thwee :3 Dukes >_> of >w< Somewset, threefold >w< wenyown'd ->_< Fow hawdy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undoubted uWu champions; ->w< Two :3 Cwiffowds, as OwO the fathew ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son; -And two xDD Nyowthumbewwands- two ;;w;; bwavew x3 men -:33 Nye'ew :33 spuww'd theiw coursers at OwO the trumpet's OwO sound; -x3 With them OwO the two bwave bears, Warwick ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, -:33 That in theiw xDD chains fettew'd OwO the >w< kingwy x3 wion -And :3 made OwO the fowest ^.^ twembwe when uWu they woaw'd. -ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have ^-^ we >w< swept suspicion ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw x3 seat -And :3 made ^-^ ouw footstoow >_> of x3 secuwity. -Come hithew, Bess, ÚwÚ and let me ÚwÚ kiss my ÚwÚ boy. -Young ^-^ Nyed, uWu fow ÚwÚ thee UwU thinye UwU uncwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ->_< Have in ^-^ ouw awmouws ^w^ watch'd OwO the wintew's night, -x3 Went >w< aww xDD afoot in ÚwÚ summew's xDD scawding ÚwÚ heat, -:33 That :3 thou might'st xDD wepossess OwO the :3 cwown in ^w^ peace; -And >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 wabouws :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 weap OwO the ÚwÚ gain. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] I'll bwast his hawvest ^-^ if >_> youw head ;;w;; wewe :33 waid; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^.^ wook'd uWu on in OwO the world. -:3 This shouwdew ÚwÚ was >_> owdain'd OwO so OwO thick ^-^ to :33 heave; -And heave ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< some OwO weight ^w^ ow >_< bweak my ^-^ back. -OwO Wowk :3 thou OwO the ^-^ way- ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu shaww execute. -KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and ^-^ Gwoucestew, love my UwU wuvwy ;;w;; queen; -And ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw >_< pwincewy nephew, bwothews >_> both. -CWAWENCE. The >_> duty UwU that I owe x3 unto >_> youw uWu Majesty -I >w< seaw x3 upon OwO the lips >_> of :3 this ^w^ sweet ;;w;; babe. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 nyobwe Clarence; >w< wowthy :33 bwothew, :33 thanks. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And UwU that I love OwO the twee ^-^ fwom :3 whence :3 thou uWu spwang'st, ->_> Witnyess OwO the :33 woving ÚwÚ kiss I ^w^ give OwO the fruit. -^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, OwO so uWu Judas kiss'd his ^w^ mastew -And :3 cwied 'Aww >_> haiw!' when as ^.^ he meant >w< aww hawm. -KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow x3 am I seated as my ^w^ souw dewights, -Having my ^-^ countwy's xDD peace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwothews' ^w^ wuvs. -CWAWENCE. What uWu wiww >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ have x3 donye with Margaret? -Reignier, xDD hew fathew, ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of Fwance -;;w;; Hath xDD pawn'd OwO the Sicils ÚwÚ and ^-^ Jewusawem, -And UwU hithew ^.^ have uWu they x3 sent ^.^ it uWu fow xDD hew uWu wansom. -KING >_< EDWAWD. :3 Away with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waft xDD hew x3 hence ^-^ to OwO Fwance. -And :3 nyow what wests uWu but UwU that ^-^ we uWu spend OwO the UwU time -x3 With xDD statewy triumphs, mirthful OwO comic shows, -Such as uWu befits OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of OwO the couwt? -Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets. Faweweww, ^w^ souw annoy! ->_< Fow ;;w;; hewe, I hope, begins ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wasting OwO joy. >_< Exeunt - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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Those UwU that can ^-^ pity here -uWu May, ^-^ if uWu they ÚwÚ think ^.^ it well, let ^-^ faww :3 a tear: -The :33 subject uWu wiww deserve it. Such as ^w^ give -Their money >_< out >_> of >w< hope uWu they ^-^ may believe -May here find >w< twuth ^w^ too. Those UwU that come ^-^ to UwU see ->_> Onwy :3 a show ^w^ ow ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and OwO so agree -The xDD pway ^-^ may pass, ^-^ if uWu they >w< be still ÚwÚ and willing, -I'll >_< undewtake ^-^ may UwU see away theiw x3 shiwwing -Wichwy in two ^-^ showt OwO houws. >_> Onwy uWu they -:33 That come ^-^ to hear :3 a >_> mewwy ^-^ bawdy play, -OwO A ^w^ nyoise >_> of OwO tawgets, ^w^ ow ^-^ to UwU see :3 a :3 fewwow -UwU In :3 a wong motwey :3 coat >_> guawded with >_< yewwow, -uWu Wiww >w< be ^-^ deceiv'd; for, gentwe ;;w;; heawews, >w< knyow, -ÚwÚ To :3 wank ^-^ ouw :3 chosen >w< twuth with such :3 a show -UwU As OwO foow ÚwÚ and fight ;;w;; is, >_> beside forfeiting -Our >_> own brains, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< opinyion UwU that ^-^ we bwing -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make UwU that only OwO twue ^-^ we :3 nyow intend, -uWu Wiww xDD weave OwO us never OwO an understanding >w< fwiend. -:33 Thewefowe, uWu fow xDD goodnyess UwU sake, ÚwÚ and as you awe OwO knyown -The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and :33 happiest >w< heawews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, -Be sad, as ^-^ we would ^-^ make ^.^ ye. :33 Think ye UwU see -The vewy persons >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe story -UwU As uWu they ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wiving; ÚwÚ think you UwU see them >_> gweat, -And follow'd with OwO the ^w^ genyewaw UwU thwong ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweat -x3 Of ^w^ thousand fwiends; then, in :3 a :3 moment, UwU see -OwO How >_> soon :3 this >w< mightinyess xDD meets ^w^ misewy. -And ^-^ if you can >w< be >_> mewwy then, I'll uWu say -OwO A man ^-^ may weep x3 upon his :33 wedding-day. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK at ^-^ onye uWu doow; at OwO the xDD othew, -OwO the DUKE >_< OF >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD ^.^ ABEWGAVENNY - ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :33 met. OwO How ^.^ have ye x3 donye -x3 Since last ^-^ we ^-^ saw in :33 Fwance? -xDD NyOWFOWK. I :3 thank >_> youw Gwace, -Heawthfuw; ÚwÚ and >w< evew >_< since :3 a ^.^ fwesh admiwew -x3 Of what I ^-^ saw ^.^ thewe. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. An ;;w;; untimewy ague -Stay'd me :3 a pwisonyew in my ;;w;; chambew when -Those suns >_> of ^-^ gwowy, x3 those two lights >_> of ^-^ men, ->w< Met in OwO the vale >_> of ÚwÚ Andwen. -xDD NyOWFOWK. 'Twixt ^-^ Guynyes ÚwÚ and Arde- -I ÚwÚ was then >w< pwesent, ^-^ saw them salute uWu on ÚwÚ howseback; -^-^ Behewd ;;w;; them, when uWu they :33 wighted, how uWu they cwung -UwU In theiw embwacement, as uWu they ^-^ gwew >_< togethew; -^w^ Which xDD had uWu they, what ;;w;; fouw uWu thwon'd ones :33 couwd ^.^ have x3 weigh'd -Such :3 a ^-^ compounded ÚwÚ onye? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Aww OwO the xDD whowe UwU time -I ÚwÚ was my >_< chambew's xDD pwisonyew. -xDD NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; Then you lost -The view >_> of earthly UwU gwowy; x3 men UwU might ÚwÚ say, -;;w;; Tiww :3 this UwU time OwO pomp ÚwÚ was single, uWu but :3 nyow married -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye :33 abuv itself. >_> Each following :3 day -x3 Became OwO the next UwU day's :3 mastew, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the last -^w^ Made fowmew wonders UwU its. uWu To-day OwO the x3 Fwench, -^-^ Aww cwinquant, >w< aww in ^.^ gowd, >_< wike ^-^ heathen >_< gods, -OwO Shonye ;;w;; down OwO the UwU Engwish; ÚwÚ and to-morrow uWu they -^w^ Made Britain ;;w;; India: every man UwU that ÚwÚ stood -Show'd >_< wike :3 a x3 minye. Their dwawfish ^-^ pages ;;w;; wewe -UwU As cherubins, OwO an gilt; OwO the >w< madams UwU too, -:3 Nyot :33 us'd ^-^ to toil, >_> did ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ to bear -The uWu pwide x3 upon ;;w;; them, UwU that theiw vewy >_< wabouw ->_> Was ^-^ to them as :3 a :3 painting. Nyow :3 this OwO masque ->_> Was :3 cwied >_> incompawabwe; ÚwÚ and th' >w< ensuing night -^w^ Made ^.^ it :3 a OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 beggaw. The two ÚwÚ kings, -Equal in uWu wustwe, ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow best, :3 nyow worst, -UwU As :3 pwesence >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent them: him in eye -still him in xDD pwaise; ÚwÚ and being ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ both, -ÚwÚ 'Twas ^w^ said uWu they ^-^ saw uWu but one, ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ discewnyew ->_> Duwst wag his :33 tongue in x3 censuwe. When ^.^ these suns- ->_< Fow OwO so uWu they ^.^ phwase ^.^ 'em-by theiw heralds challeng'd -The x3 nyobwe uWu spiwits ^-^ to uWu awms, uWu they >_> did OwO pewfowm -Beyond thought's >_< compass, UwU that fowmew UwU fabuwous xDD stowy, ->_> Being :3 nyow uWu seen possibwe enyough, ^w^ got >_< cwedit, -:33 That OwO Bevis ÚwÚ was believ'd. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 O, you >w< go :3 faw! -xDD NyOWFOWK. UwU As I belong ^-^ to wowship, ÚwÚ and :3 affect -UwU In uWu honyouw ;;w;; honyesty, OwO the ;;w;; twact >_> of ev'wything -Wouwd uWu by :3 a good ^-^ discouwsew wose >w< some life -^w^ Which ^w^ action's uWu sewf ÚwÚ was :33 tongue x3 to. ^-^ Aww ÚwÚ was woyaw: -ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of ^.^ it UwU nyought >w< webeww'd; -;;w;; Owdew >_> gave OwO each xDD thing ^.^ view. The >w< office >_> did -UwU Distinctwy his :33 fuww >_> function. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Who >_> did >_> guide- -I >_> mean, ^-^ who xDD set OwO the ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and OwO the wimbs -x3 Of :3 this gweat uWu spowt togethew, as you guess? -xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< Onye, OwO cewtes, UwU that ^w^ pwomises nyo element -UwU In such :3 a :33 businyess. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. I pray you, :3 who, my UwU wowd? -xDD NyOWFOWK. ^-^ Aww :3 this ÚwÚ was ord'red uWu by OwO the good >_< discwetion -x3 Of OwO the ^.^ wight OwO wevewend Cawdinyaw >_> of ^w^ Yowk. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. The ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ speed :3 him! :3 Nyo ÚwÚ man's :3 pie :3 is UwU fweed -From his ambitious finger. What xDD had ^.^ he -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do in ^.^ these fiewce vanities? I wonder -:33 That such :3 a :3 keech can with his vewy ÚwÚ buwk -;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ^-^ ways o' th' benyeficiaw >_> sun, -And ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD eawth. -xDD NyOWFOWK. :33 Suwewy, ;;w;; siw, -There's in him stuff UwU that ^-^ puts him ^-^ to ^.^ these ;;w;; ends; ->_< Fow, being ^.^ nyot pwopp'd uWu by ancestry, uWu whose OwO gwace -^-^ Chawks ^-^ successows theiw >_< way, :3 nyow xDD caww'd x3 upon ->_< Fow UwU high feats x3 donye ^-^ to th' UwU cwown, neither xDD awwied -ÚwÚ To ^-^ eminyent ^.^ assistants, uWu but spider-like, -Out >_> of his >w< sewf-dwawing OwO web, UwU 'a gives OwO us ^-^ nyote -The x3 fowce >_> of his >_> own merit makes his ^-^ way- -OwO A >_> gift UwU that >w< heaven gives uWu fow ^w^ him, ;;w;; which OwO buys -OwO A place next ^-^ to OwO the King. -ABERGAVENNY. I cannyot tell -What >w< heaven ;;w;; hath >w< given him-wet >w< some uWu gwavew eye -Pierce OwO into UwU that; uWu but I can UwU see his uWu pwide ->_> Peep OwO thwough OwO each part >_> of >_> him. >_> Whence >_> has ^.^ he ÚwÚ that? ->w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_< heww, OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 is :3 a ^.^ nyiggawd -Ow >_> has >w< given >w< aww OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he begins -OwO A OwO nyew heww in :3 himsewf. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Why OwO the x3 deviw, -:3 Upon :3 this xDD Fwench ^-^ going out, took ^.^ he x3 upon x3 him- -Without OwO the pwivity o' th' OwO King-t' ÚwÚ appoint -OwO Who shouwd ^.^ attend uWu on OwO him? ÚwÚ He makes OwO up OwO the file -x3 Of >w< aww OwO the x3 gentwy; uWu fow OwO the UwU most part such -ÚwÚ To xDD whom as gweat :3 a chawge as wittwe uWu honyouw -ÚwÚ He meant ^-^ to uWu way ^w^ upon; ÚwÚ and his >_> own letter, -The honyouwabwe board >_> of council out, -Must ÚwÚ fetch him in ^.^ he papews. -ABERGAVENNY. I ^-^ do xDD knyow -Kinsmen >_> of ÚwÚ minye, three at OwO the >_> weast, UwU that ^.^ have -By :3 this OwO so ^w^ sicken'd theiw OwO estates UwU that never -^.^ They uWu shaww :33 abound as :3 fowmewwy. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 O, many ->_< Have x3 bwoke theiw uWu backs with x3 waying >_< manyows uWu on >w< 'em ->_< Fow :3 this gweat >_> jouwnyey. What >_> did :3 this vanyity -But >_< minyistew ^.^ communyication >_> of -OwO A UwU most UwU poow x3 issue? -xDD NyOWFOWK. :33 Gwievingwy I ÚwÚ think -The xDD peace :3 between OwO the xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and OwO us ^.^ nyot vawues -The uWu cost UwU that >_> did conclude it. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. uWu Evewy man, -:33 Aftew OwO the hideous :3 stowm UwU that uWu fowwow'd, ÚwÚ was -OwO A xDD thing UwU inspiw'd, :3 and, ^.^ nyot OwO consuwting, x3 bwoke -x3 Into :3 a ^w^ genyewaw prophecy-that :3 this OwO tempest, ->w< Dashing OwO the ^w^ gawment >_> of :3 this :3 peace, xDD aboded -The ^w^ sudden :33 bweach on't. -xDD NyOWFOWK. ^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ budded ^-^ out; ->_< Fow Fwance ;;w;; hath fwaw'd OwO the uWu weague, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ attach'd -Our mewchants' goods at Bordeaux. -ABERGAVENNY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO thewefowe -^-^ Th' ambassador :3 is siwenc'd? -xDD NyOWFOWK. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ is't. -ABERGAVENNY. OwO A pwopew >_< tide >_> of :3 a :3 peace, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchas'd -^.^ At :3 a OwO supewfwuous uWu wate! ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww :3 this ^-^ businyess -Our OwO wevewend Cawdinyaw carried. -xDD NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; Wike ^.^ it >_> youw Gwace, -The OwO state ^-^ takes nyotice >_> of OwO the pwivate >_> diffewence -ÚwÚ Betwixt you ÚwÚ and OwO the Cawdinyaw. I :33 advise :3 you- -And UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO heawt UwU that :3 wishes towards you -^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwenteous ^w^ safety-that you ;;w;; wead -The Cardinal's ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and his >_< potency ->_< Togethew; ^-^ to consider :3 fuwthew, UwU that -What his UwU high xDD hatwed would :33 effect ÚwÚ wants ^.^ nyot -OwO A >_< minyistew in his >_> powew. You xDD knyow his UwU nyatuwe, -:33 That :33 he's >_< wevengefuw; ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow his >_< swowd -;;w;; Hath :3 a shawp ^-^ edge-it's wong uWu and't ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said -^w^ It >_< weaches :33 faw, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe 'twill ^.^ nyot ^-^ extend, -Thithew ^.^ he ÚwÚ dawts it. >_> Bosom OwO up my counsew -You'll find ^.^ it UwU whowesome. :33 Wo, xDD whewe comes UwU that ^-^ wock -:33 That I :33 advise >_> youw ^-^ shunnying. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW WOWSEY, OwO the >_> puwse ÚwÚ bownye before -^w^ him, ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of OwO the ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ and two SECWETAWIES -with papews. The ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW in his ÚwÚ passage fixeth his -eye uWu on :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM uWu on ^w^ him, -uWu both :33 fuww >_> of >w< disdain - -WOLSEY. The UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham's :3 suwveyow? Ha! -Where's his examination? -SECRETARY. Here, OwO so >w< pwease you. -WOLSEY. ^-^ Is ^.^ he in person ready? -SECRETARY. >w< Ay, >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -WOLSEY. Weww, ^-^ we uWu shaww then xDD knyow :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and Buckingham -uWu shaww OwO wessen :3 this xDD big ;;w;; wook. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and his x3 twain ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 This :3 butchew's >_> cuw :3 is xDD venyom-mouth'd, ÚwÚ and I ->_< Have ^.^ nyot OwO the power ^-^ to :33 muzzwe him; OwO thewefowe :33 best -:3 Nyot :3 wake him in his :33 swumbew. OwO A beggar's book -:33 Outwowths :3 a uWu nyobwe's bwood. -xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> What, awe you uWu chaf'd? -^-^ Ask :3 God uWu fow temp'rance; that's th' uWu appwiance only -^w^ Which >_> youw ^-^ disease requires. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. I ;;w;; wead :33 in's looks -:33 Mattew x3 against uWu me, ÚwÚ and his eye ^w^ weviw'd ->w< Me as his :3 abject object. ^.^ At :3 this x3 instant -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; bowes me with >w< some uWu twick. >w< He's gonye ^-^ to th' x3 King; -I'll x3 fowwow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ outstawe >_> him. -xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< Stay, my lord, -And let >_> youw reason with >_> youw choler xDD question -What 'tis you >w< go OwO about. ÚwÚ To climb ÚwÚ steep :3 hiwws -uWu Wequiwes uWu swow pace at >_> fiwst. uWu Angew :3 is >_< wike -OwO A :33 fuww ^.^ hot OwO howse, ^-^ who being >_< awwow'd his >_< way, -Self-mettle >w< tiwes >_> him. :3 Nyot :3 a man in ^.^ Engwand -^w^ Can :33 advise me >_< wike OwO you; >w< be ^-^ to yourself -UwU As you would ^-^ to >_> youw >w< fwiend. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. I'll ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, -And ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO mouth >_> of uWu honyouw ^-^ quite x3 cwy ;;w;; down -:3 This x3 Ipswich ^-^ fewwow's insolence; ^w^ ow :3 pwocwaim -There's >_> diffewence in nyo pewsons. -xDD NyOWFOWK. Be advis'd: -uWu Heat ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 fuwnyace uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ foe OwO so ^.^ hot -:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ do >w< singe OwO youwsewf. We ^-^ may uWu outwun -By viowent UwU swiftnyess UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we run at, -And wose uWu by uWu uvw-wunnying. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot -The x3 fiwe UwU that ^.^ mounts OwO the :3 wiquow x3 tiww't run o'ew -UwU In seeming ^-^ to >_> augment ^.^ it wastes it? Be >w< advis'd. -I uWu say UwU again there :3 is nyo Engwish ^w^ souw -Mowe stronger ^-^ to direct you than OwO youwsewf, ->w< If with OwO the ;;w;; sap >_> of reason you would ÚwÚ quench -Ow uWu but allay OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of ^w^ passion. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Siw, -I x3 am thankfuw ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong -By >_> youw prescription; uWu but :3 this top-proud ÚwÚ fewwow- -x3 Whom ^-^ fwom OwO the flow >_> of gan I name ;;w;; nyot, uWu but -From :33 sincewe >_> motions, uWu by intewwigence, -And pwoofs as ;;w;; cweaw as >w< founts in ^-^ Juwy when -We UwU see OwO each gwain >_> of gravel-I ^-^ do xDD knyow -ÚwÚ To >w< be corrupt ÚwÚ and tweasonyous. -xDD NyOWFOWK. Say ^.^ nyot tweasonyous. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ To th' UwU King I'll ;;w;; say't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make my vouch as >w< stwong -UwU As showe >_> of wock. :33 Attend: :3 this holy ÚwÚ fox, -Ow wowf, ^w^ ow both-for ^.^ he :3 is >w< equaw wav'nyous -UwU As ^.^ he :3 is subtle, ÚwÚ and as >_< pwonye ^-^ to mischief -UwU As able ^-^ to pewfowm't, his :33 mind ÚwÚ and place -Infecting ^-^ onye another, ^-^ yea, wecipwocawwy- ->_> Onwy ^-^ to show his OwO pomp as ;;w;; weww in Fwance -UwU As here at home, >_< suggests OwO the UwU King ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew -ÚwÚ To :3 this last costly ÚwÚ tweaty, th' interview -:33 That swawwowed OwO so >w< much >_> tweasuwe ÚwÚ and >_< wike :3 a :3 gwass -OwO Did >_< bweak >w< i' th' :33 wwenching. -xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ it ÚwÚ did. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Pway, ^w^ give me >_< favouw, siw; :3 this ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ cawdinyaw -The xDD awticwes o' th' combinyation >_< dwew -UwU As ^-^ himsewf pleas'd; ÚwÚ and uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^w^ watified -UwU As ^.^ he :3 cwied x3 'Thus let ÚwÚ be' ^-^ to as >w< much ^-^ end -UwU As ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ cwutch ^-^ to th' UwU dead. But ^-^ ouw >_> Count-Cawdinyaw -xDD Has x3 donye this, ÚwÚ and 'tis ;;w;; weww; uWu fow >w< wowthy UwU Wowsey, -OwO Who cannyot ^-^ eww, ^.^ he >_> did it. Nyow :3 this fowwows, ->w< Which, as I UwU take it, :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of :3 puppy -ÚwÚ To th' ^.^ owd dam treason: Charles OwO the >_< Empewow, -^.^ Undew :33 pwetence ^-^ to UwU see OwO the Queen his ^w^ aunt- ->_< Fow 'twas >_< indeed his >_< cowouw, uWu but ^.^ he came -ÚwÚ To whisper Wowsey-hewe makes ^.^ visitation- -His ^-^ feaws ;;w;; wewe UwU that OwO the interview ;;w;; betwixt -^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance UwU might OwO thwough theiw ^.^ amity -x3 Bweed him >w< some >_< pwejudice; uWu fow ^-^ fwom :3 this >_> weague -UwU Peep'd UwU hawms UwU that >_< menyac'd ^.^ him-pwiviwy -Deals with ^-^ ouw >_> Cawdinyaw; :3 and, as I ^w^ twow- -^w^ Which I ^-^ do well, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe OwO the UwU Empewow -;;w;; Paid ewe ^.^ he pwomis'd; whereby his suit ÚwÚ was gwanted -Ewe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ask'd-but when OwO the uWu way ÚwÚ was made, -And :33 pav'd with ^.^ gowd, OwO the UwU Empewow ;;w;; thus uWu desiw'd, -:33 That ^.^ he would >w< pwease ^-^ to x3 awtew OwO the King's ^.^ couwse, -And >_< bweak OwO the foresaid ^-^ peace. >_> Wet OwO the UwU King >w< knyow, -UwU As >_> soon ^.^ he uWu shaww uWu by uWu me, UwU that ;;w;; thus OwO the Cawdinyaw -uWu Does ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww his uWu honyouw as ^.^ he >_< pweases, -And uWu fow his >_> own UwU advantage. -xDD NyOWFOWK. I x3 am >_< sowwy -ÚwÚ To hear :3 this >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe -OwO Something ^w^ mistaken >w< in't. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a uWu sywwabwe: -I ^-^ do OwO pwonyounce him in UwU that vewy ^-^ shape -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww :3 appeaw in proof. - -x3 Entew BRANDON, :3 a >_> SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS before ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three >_> of OwO the guawd - -BWANDON. Your >_> office, x3 sewgeant: ÚwÚ execute it. -ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. >_> Siw, -UwU My lord OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and Eaww -x3 Of Hereford, uWu Staffowd, ÚwÚ and UwU Nyowthampton, I -xDD Awwest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, in OwO the name -x3 Of ^-^ ouw UwU most x3 suvweign King. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Lo you, my lord, -The nyet >_> has OwO faww'n x3 upon UwU me! I uWu shaww pewish -^.^ Undew :33 device ÚwÚ and :33 pwactice. -BWANDON. I x3 am >_< sowwy -ÚwÚ To UwU see you ta'en ^-^ fwom wibewty, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on -The ^-^ businyess UwU pwesent; 'tis his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe -You uWu shaww ^-^ to th' :33 Towew. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^w^ hewp nyothing -ÚwÚ To >w< pwead >_< minye innocence; uWu fow UwU that ^-^ dye :3 is uWu on me -^w^ Which makes my uWu whit'st part ^.^ bwack. The uWu wiww >_> of heav'n -Be x3 donye in :3 this ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^w^ things! I ;;w;; obey. -:3 O my Wowd UwU Abewga'ny, fare you well! -BWANDON. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he >w< must bear you :33 company. -uWu [To x3 ABEWGAVENNY] The UwU King -^-^ Is pleas'd you uWu shaww ^-^ to th' :33 Towew, ÚwÚ tiww you xDD knyow -OwO How ^.^ he determines >_< fuwthew. -ABERGAVENNY. UwU As OwO the UwU Duke said, -The uWu wiww >_> of >w< heaven >w< be >_< donye, ÚwÚ and OwO the King's ^w^ pweasuwe -By me xDD obey'd. -BWANDON. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ fwom -The UwU King x3 t' >w< attach Wowd uWu Montacute ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO bodies -x3 Of OwO the >w< Duke's >w< confessow, uWu John ^.^ de uWu wa Car, ->_< Onye Gilbert >w< Peck, his ;;w;; chancewwow- ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU So, so! -^.^ These awe OwO the wimbs o' th' pwot; nyo :3 mowe, I :33 hope. -BWANDON. OwO A :3 monk o' th' ^-^ Chawtweux. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 O, Nicholas ÚwÚ Hopkins? -BWANDON. ÚwÚ He. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My :3 suwveyow :3 is ^-^ fawse. The xDD o'ew-gweat Cawdinyaw -;;w;; Hath show'd him ;;w;; gowd; my life :3 is xDD spann'd awweady. -I x3 am OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of UwU poow ^w^ Buckingham, -uWu Whose figuwe x3 even :3 this x3 instant cwoud ^-^ puts uWu on -By ^-^ dawk'nying my ;;w;; cweaw OwO sun. UwU My lord, faweweww. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -Wondon. The ;;w;; Counciw >_< Chambew - -Cownyets. x3 Entew KING HENWY, uWu weanying uWu on OwO the CAWDINyAW'S shoulder, OwO the NyOBWES, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS >w< WOVEWW, with ^.^ othews. The ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW OwO pwaces ^-^ himsewf -uWu undew OwO the UwU KING'S :3 feet uWu on his ^.^ wight >_> side - -^w^ KING. UwU My life itself, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best OwO heawt >_> of it, -;;w;; Thanks you uWu fow :3 this gweat care; I ÚwÚ stood >w< i' th' ^w^ wevew -x3 Of :3 a xDD fuww-chawg'd ^.^ confedewacy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^w^ thanks -ÚwÚ To you UwU that >_< chok'd it. >_> Wet >w< be xDD caww'd before OwO us -:33 That ^-^ gentweman >_> of x3 Buckingham's. UwU In person -I'll hear his OwO confessions xDD justify; -And point uWu by point OwO the treasons >_> of his ^w^ mastew -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww UwU again ;;w;; wewate. - -OwO A ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ within, cwying UwU 'Woom uWu fow OwO the UwU Queen!' -x3 Entew OwO the QUEEN, uWu ushew'd uWu by OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK -ÚwÚ and SUFFOWK; ^.^ she uWu knyeews. The KING wiseth -^-^ fwom his state, ^-^ takes xDD hew uWu up, OwO kisses ÚwÚ and uWu pwaceth xDD hew -uWu by him - -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ wongew knyeew: I x3 am suitor. -^w^ KING. UwU Awise, ÚwÚ and UwU take place uWu by ÚwÚ us. Hawf >_> youw suit -uWu Nyevew name ^-^ to us: you ^.^ have half ^-^ ouw >_> powew. -The uWu othew xDD moiety ewe you ÚwÚ ask :3 is given; -UwU Wepeat >_> youw wiww, ÚwÚ and UwU take it. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^w^ Thank >_> youw Majesty. -:33 That you would love OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and in UwU that love -:3 Nyot ^w^ unconsidewed xDD weave >_> youw uWu honyouw :3 nyow -The >w< dignyity >_> of >_> youw >_> office, :3 is OwO the point -x3 Of my petition. -^w^ KING. OwO Wady ÚwÚ minye, :3 pwoceed. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I x3 am ÚwÚ sowicited, ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 a few, -And x3 those >_> of OwO twue condition, UwU that >_> youw uWu subjects -uWu Awe in gweat ^-^ gwievance: there ^.^ have >_< been :3 commissions -xDD Sent ;;w;; down UwU among >w< 'em ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath fwaw'd OwO the OwO heawt -x3 Of >w< aww theiw >w< woyawties; whewein, awthough, -UwU My good Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, uWu they :33 vent ^w^ wepwoaches -uWu Most bitterly uWu on you as xDD puttew-on -x3 Of ^.^ these >_> exactions, ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU King ^-^ ouw >_> mastew- -uWu Whose uWu honyouw xDD Heaven OwO shiewd ^-^ fwom OwO soiw!-even ^.^ he >_> escapes ^.^ nyot -Wanguage unmannyewwy; ^-^ yea, such ;;w;; which bweaks -The ^-^ sides >_> of ^w^ woyawty, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost >_> appeaws -UwU In loud UwU webewwion. -xDD NyOWFOWK. :3 Nyot ^w^ awmost appears- -^w^ It doth appeaw; for, x3 upon ^.^ these taxations, -The cwothiews aww, ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to maintain -The many ^-^ to them 'wonging, ^.^ have >w< put >_> of -The ^-^ spinstews, ^.^ cawdews, ^-^ fuwwews, weavers, ^-^ who -x3 Unfit uWu fow uWu othew xDD wife, xDD compeww'd uWu by hungew -And wack >_> of uWu othew means, in desperate manner ->_> Dawing th' ^-^ event ^-^ to th' x3 teeth, awe >w< aww in uproar, -And danger sewves UwU among ^.^ them. -^w^ KING. xDD Taxation! -^-^ Whewein? ÚwÚ and what ÚwÚ taxation? UwU My Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, -You UwU that awe >_< bwam'd uWu fow ^.^ it alike with >w< us, -xDD Knyow you >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ taxation? -WOLSEY. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, -I xDD knyow uWu but >_> of :3 a >w< singwe part in >w< aught -Pewtains ^-^ to th' state, ÚwÚ and xDD fwont uWu but in UwU that file -:3 Whewe ÚwÚ othews tell ^-^ steps with >_> me. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. No, my wowd! -You xDD knyow nyo ^-^ mowe than uWu othews! But you fwame -OwO Things UwU that awe OwO knyown awike, ;;w;; which awe ^.^ nyot >_> whowesome -ÚwÚ To x3 those ;;w;; which would ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< must -Pewfowce >w< be theiw :33 acquaintance. ^.^ These >_> exactions, -^.^ Wheweof my x3 suvweign would ^.^ have nyote, uWu they awe -uWu Most :3 pestiwent ^-^ to th' hearing; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bear >w< 'em -The xDD back :3 is ÚwÚ sacwifice ^-^ to th' ^-^ woad. ^.^ They uWu say -^.^ They awe >_< devis'd uWu by you, ^w^ ow ewse you suffer -:3 Too ^-^ hawd OwO an >w< excwamation. -^w^ KING. OwO Stiww exaction! -The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of it? UwU In what kind, wet's >w< knyow, -^-^ Is :3 this exaction? -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I x3 am >w< much xDD too venturous -UwU In uWu tempting >_> of >_> youw >_> patience, uWu but x3 am bold'ned -^.^ Undew >_> youw OwO pwomis'd ;;w;; pawdon. The :33 subjects' >w< gwief -x3 Comes OwO thwough commissions, ;;w;; which :33 compews ^-^ fwom OwO each -The ;;w;; sixth part >_> of his UwU substance, ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wevied -Without >_< deway; ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 pwetence uWu fow :3 this -^-^ Is ^w^ nyam'd >_> youw wars in OwO Fwance. :3 This makes bowd uWu mouths; -uWu Tongues UwU spit theiw ;;w;; duties out, ÚwÚ and x3 cowd hearts ^w^ fweeze -^.^ Awwegiance in them; theiw cuwses :3 nyow -Live xDD whewe theiw ;;w;; pwayews did; ÚwÚ and >w< it's come ^-^ to xDD pass -:3 This ^w^ twactabwe :33 obedience :3 is :3 a ^w^ swave -ÚwÚ To OwO each incensed uWu wiww. I would >_> youw Highness -Wouwd ^w^ give ^.^ it uWu quick ÚwÚ considewation, uWu fow -Thewe :3 is nyo xDD pwimew :33 businyess. -^w^ KING. By my xDD wife, -:3 This :3 is x3 against ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -WOLSEY. And uWu fow uWu me, -I ^.^ have nyo further gonye in :3 this than uWu by -OwO A >w< singwe ^.^ voice; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ nyot ^w^ pass'd me uWu but -By ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; appwobation >_> of OwO the >_< judges. >w< If I x3 am -x3 Twaduc'd uWu by ^w^ ignyowant OwO tongues, ;;w;; which neither xDD knyow -UwU My ^-^ facuwties :3 nyow ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww >w< be -The ^.^ chwonyicwes >_> of my ÚwÚ doing, let me uWu say -^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the >w< fate >_> of place, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD wough :33 bwake -:33 That :3 viwtue >w< must >w< go UwU thwough. We >w< must ^.^ nyot >_< stint -Our nyecessawy :33 actions in OwO the ;;w;; feaw -ÚwÚ To :33 cope :33 mawicious censuwews, ;;w;; which >w< evew -UwU As wav'nyous fishes ^-^ do :3 a vessel follow -:33 That :3 is new-trimm'd, uWu but benefit nyo further ->w< Than OwO vainwy ;;w;; wonging. What ^-^ we ^w^ oft ^-^ do best, -By uWu sick interpreters, UwU once uWu weak onyes, :3 is -:3 Nyot UwU ouws, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot awwow'd; what worst, as ^w^ oft -:33 Hitting :3 a gwossew x3 quawity, :3 is :3 cwied OwO up ->_< Fow ^-^ ouw :33 best ^-^ act. >w< If ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ stand stiww, -UwU In ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw motion uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd ^w^ ow >w< cawp'd at, -We shouwd UwU take >w< woot here xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> sit, ^w^ ow ^-^ sit -State-statues :33 onwy. -^w^ KING. OwO Things x3 donye ;;w;; weww -And with :3 a cawe :3 exempt themsewves ^-^ fwom feaw: -OwO Things x3 donye ^-^ without ^.^ exampwe, in theiw xDD issue -uWu Awe ^-^ to >w< be :33 feaw'd. >_< Have you :3 a OwO pwecedent -x3 Of :3 this :33 commission? I >w< bewieve, ^.^ nyot any. -We >w< must ^.^ nyot rend ^-^ ouw uWu subjects ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^w^ waws, -And ÚwÚ stick them in ^-^ ouw uWu wiww. uWu Sixth part >_> of each? -OwO A :3 twembwing contribution! ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we UwU take -From every twee uWu wop, bark, ÚwÚ and part o' th' timber; -And >w< though ^-^ we xDD weave ^.^ it with :3 a woot, ;;w;; thus xDD hack'd, -The ÚwÚ aiw uWu wiww dwink OwO the OwO sap. ÚwÚ To every uWu county -:3 Whewe :3 this :3 is ^.^ question'd ^-^ send ^-^ ouw letters with ->_> Fwee pawdon ^-^ to OwO each man UwU that >_> has ;;w;; denyied -The x3 fowce >_> of :3 this commission. >_> Pway, ÚwÚ wook >_< tot; -I >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw cawe. -WOLSEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO the SECRETARY] OwO A >_> wowd with you. ->_> Wet there >w< be letters :3 wwit ^-^ to every shiwe -x3 Of OwO the King's OwO gwace ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawdon. The gwieved x3 commons -Hardly >_< conceive >_> of me-let ^.^ it >w< be nyois'd -:33 That OwO thwough ^-^ ouw :3 intewcession :3 this >w< wevokement -And pawdon comes. I uWu shaww anon :33 advise you -^.^ Fuwthew in OwO the ;;w;; pwoceeding. Exit UwU SECWETAWY - -x3 Entew SUWVEYOW - -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham -^-^ Is run in >_> youw displeasure. -^w^ KING. ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves ^.^ many. -The ^-^ gentweman :3 is ^w^ weawn'd ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most x3 wawe :3 speakew; -ÚwÚ To ^-^ nyatuwe UwU nyonye ^-^ mowe >_< bound; his training such -:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ may >_> fuwnyish ÚwÚ and uWu instwuct gweat UwU teachews -And never >w< seek uWu fow aid >_< out >_> of :3 himsewf. >_> Yet >_> see, -When ^.^ these OwO so x3 nyobwe benefits uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv -:3 Nyot ;;w;; weww ^.^ dispos'd, OwO the :33 mind ;;w;; gwowing UwU once uWu cowwupt, -^.^ They xDD tuwn ^-^ to OwO vicious forms, >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe >w< ugwy ->w< Than >w< evew uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 faiw. :3 This man OwO so xDD compwete, -OwO Who ÚwÚ was enroll'd 'mongst wondews, ÚwÚ and when >_> we, ->w< Awmost with ;;w;; wavish'd list'ning, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find -His hour >_> of OwO speech :3 a minute-he, my >w< wady, -;;w;; Hath OwO into monstrous ^-^ habits >w< put OwO the gwaces -:33 That UwU once ;;w;; wewe his, ÚwÚ and :3 is ÚwÚ become as bwack -UwU As ^-^ if besmear'd in ÚwÚ heww. >_> Sit uWu by >_< us; you uWu shaww hear- -:3 This ÚwÚ was his ^-^ gentweman in ^-^ twust-of him -OwO Things ^-^ to strike uWu honyouw :33 sad. UwU Bid him UwU wecount -The >_> fowe-wecited practices, ^w^ wheweof -We cannyot ;;w;; feew xDD too little, hear xDD too ^w^ much. -WOLSEY. Stand >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and with bowd spirit relate what you, -uWu Most >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw :3 subject, ^.^ have cowwected -Out >_> of OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham. -^w^ KING. ^w^ Speak fweewy. -SURVEYOR. First, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< usuaw with him-every :3 day -^w^ It would ^.^ infect his speech-that ^-^ if OwO the UwU King -;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ without xDD issue x3 die, :3 he'ww carry ^.^ it OwO so -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the OwO sceptwe ^-^ his. ^.^ These vewy uWu wowds -xDD I've heard him xDD uttew ^-^ to his son-in-law, -Wowd UwU Abewga'ny, ^-^ to xDD whom uWu by OwO oath ^.^ he >_< menyac'd -^w^ Wevenge x3 upon OwO the Cawdinyaw. -WOLSEY. UwU Pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^-^ nyote -:3 This dangewous conception in :3 this >w< point: -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ fwiended uWu by his OwO wish, ^-^ to >_> youw UwU high person -His uWu wiww :3 is UwU most mawignyant, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it UwU stwetches -Beyond you ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fwiends. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU My ^w^ weawn'd Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, -^w^ Dewivew >w< aww with >_> chawity. -^w^ KING. ^w^ Speak x3 on. -OwO How grounded ^.^ he his title ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown -:3 Upon ^-^ ouw faiw? ÚwÚ To :3 this point x3 hast :3 thou heard him -^.^ At ^-^ any UwU time speak :3 aught? -SURVEYOR. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to :3 this -By :3 a vain prophecy >_> of Nicholas Henton. -^w^ KING. What ÚwÚ was UwU that UwU Henton? -SURVEYOR. >_> Siw, :3 a >w< Chawtweux >_> fwiaw, -His >w< confessow, ^-^ who ^-^ fed him every :3 minyute -x3 With uWu wowds >_> of >_> suvweignty. -^w^ KING. OwO How uWu knyow'st :3 thou uWu this? -SURVEYOR. :3 Nyot wong before >_> youw Highness OwO sped ^-^ to UwU Fwance, -The UwU Duke being at OwO the ^-^ Wose, within OwO the OwO pawish -x3 Saint uWu Wawwence >w< Pouwtnyey, >_> did >_> of me >_> demand -What ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO speech UwU among OwO the Londoners -;;w;; Concewnying OwO the xDD Fwench >_> jouwnyey. I ^.^ wepwied -Men >_< feaw'd OwO the xDD Fwench would ^w^ pwuv pewfidious, -ÚwÚ To OwO the King's >_> dangew. x3 Pwesentwy OwO the UwU Duke -:33 Said 'twas OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_< indeed ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he >w< doubted -'Twouwd ^w^ pwuv OwO the >w< vewity >_> of ÚwÚ cewtain uWu wowds -Spoke uWu by :3 a holy :3 monk 'that >_> oft' :33 says ^.^ he -;;w;; 'Hath x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; wishing me ^-^ to >w< pewmit -uWu John ^.^ de uWu wa Car, my UwU chapwain, :3 a UwU choice hour -ÚwÚ To hear ^-^ fwom him :3 a matter >_> of >w< some moment; -x3 Whom aftew uWu undew OwO the ^.^ confession's >w< seaw -ÚwÚ He solemnly xDD had sworn UwU that what ^.^ he xDD spoke -UwU My ^w^ chapwain ^-^ to nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe :3 wiving uWu but -ÚwÚ To me shouwd uWu uttew, with demuwe >_< confidence -:3 This pausingly ensu'd: "Neither OwO the UwU King :3 nyow's ^-^ heiws, ->_> Teww you OwO the Duke, uWu shaww pwospew; ;;w;; bid him ^-^ stwive -ÚwÚ To >_< gain OwO the love o' th' xDD commonyawty; OwO the UwU Duke -:33 Shaww :33 guvwn :33 Engwand."' -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >w< If I xDD knyow you well, -You ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< Duke's suwveyow, ÚwÚ and lost >_> youw >w< office -uWu On OwO the complaint o' th' tenyants. ;;w;; Take good ^w^ heed -You chawge ^.^ nyot in >_> youw uWu spween :3 a x3 nyobwe person -And ÚwÚ spoiw >_> youw nobler ÚwÚ souw. I ÚwÚ say, UwU take uWu heed; -x3 Yes, >_> heawtiwy uWu beseech you. -^w^ KING. >_> Wet him x3 on. -uWu Go :3 fowwawd. -SURVEYOR. uWu On my >_> souw, I'll speak uWu but :33 twuth. -I told my lord OwO the Duke, uWu by th' devil's iwwusions -The :3 monk UwU might >w< be uWu deceiv'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that 'twas dangewous -uWu fow him -ÚwÚ To wuminyate uWu on :3 this OwO so :33 faw, xDD untiw -^w^ It x3 fowg'd him >w< some design, which, being bewiev'd, -^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< much >_< wike ^-^ to do. ÚwÚ He xDD answew'd 'Tush, -^w^ It can ^-^ do me nyo x3 damage'; ^w^ adding further -That, xDD had OwO the UwU King in his last sicknyess >_> faiw'd, -The Cardinal's ÚwÚ and Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww's :3 heads -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have gonye UwU off. -^w^ KING. Ha! what, OwO so rank? >_< Ah ^-^ ha! -There's mischief in :3 this xDD man. OwO Canst :3 thou uWu say :33 fuwthew? -SURVEYOR. I ^-^ can, my ^.^ wiege. -^w^ KING. :33 Pwoceed. -SURVEYOR. >_> Being at uWu Gweenwich, -:33 Aftew >_> youw Highness xDD had OwO wepwov'd OwO the UwU Duke -About Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam OwO Buwmew- -^w^ KING. I wemembew -x3 Of such :3 a ^w^ time: being my sworn x3 sewvant, -The UwU Duke xDD wetain'd him ^-^ his. But UwU on: what :33 hence? -SURVEYOR. ^w^ 'If' OwO quoth ^.^ he OwO 'I uWu fow :3 this xDD had >_< been ^w^ committed- -UwU As ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew I thought-I would ^.^ have >_> pway'd -The part my fathew meant ^-^ to ^.^ act x3 upon -^-^ Th' UwU usuwpew Wichawd; :3 who, being at >w< Sawisbuwy, -^w^ Made suit ^-^ to come :33 in's presence, ;;w;; which ^-^ if gwanted, -UwU As ^.^ he :3 made sembwance >_> of his duty, would ->_< Have >w< put his :33 knyife OwO into :33 him.' -^w^ KING. OwO A giant traitor! -WOLSEY. Nyow, UwU madam, ^-^ may his Highness live in freedom, -And :3 this man >_< out >_> of prison? -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. :3 God OwO mend all! -^w^ KING. There's xDD something ^-^ mowe would >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ thee: what OwO say'st? -SURVEYOR. :33 Aftew ^w^ 'the UwU Duke his fathew' with OwO the UwU 'knyife,' -ÚwÚ He stwetch'd ^w^ him, :3 and, with ^-^ onye hand uWu on his UwU daggew, ->_> Anyothew UwU spwead on's ^w^ bweast, ÚwÚ mounting his >_> eyes, -ÚwÚ He >_> did >w< dischawge :3 a horrible ^-^ oath, uWu whose >_< tenyouw -Was, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he evil us'd, ^.^ he would xDD outgo -His fathew uWu by as >w< much as :3 a pewfowmance -uWu Does OwO an iwwesowute uWu puwpose. -^w^ KING. There's his pewiod, -ÚwÚ To >w< sheath his :33 knyife in ÚwÚ us. ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU attach'd; -^-^ Caww him ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent trial. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ may -Find UwU mewcy in OwO the waw, 'tis his; ^-^ if x3 nyonye, ->_> Wet him ^.^ nyot OwO seek't >_> of ÚwÚ us. By :3 day ÚwÚ and :3 nyight! ->w< He's >_> twaitow ^-^ to th' xDD height. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN ÚwÚ and LORD >_> SANDYS - -CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 Is't possibwe OwO the x3 spewws >_> of Fwance shouwd ^w^ juggwe -Men OwO into such ÚwÚ stwange >_> mystewies? ->w< SANDYS. Nyew customs, -^-^ Though uWu they >w< be never OwO so widicuwous, -;;w;; Nyay, let >w< 'em >w< be >_> unmanwy, ÚwÚ yet awe follow'd. -CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU As :3 faw as I >_> see, >w< aww OwO the good ^-^ ouw Engwish ->_< Have ^w^ got uWu by OwO the ^.^ wate UwU voyage :3 is uWu but mewewy -OwO A x3 fit ^w^ ow two o' th' ^.^ face; uWu but uWu they awe >_< shwewd uWu onyes; ->_< Fow when uWu they howd >w< 'em, you would uWu sweaw :33 diwectwy -Their vewy xDD nyoses xDD had >_< been counsewwows -ÚwÚ To ^.^ Pepin ^w^ ow UwU Cwothawius, uWu they ^-^ keep OwO state ÚwÚ so. ->w< SANDYS. ^.^ They ^.^ have >w< aww OwO nyew ^.^ wegs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wame ones. >_< Onye would UwU take it, -:33 That never ^-^ saw >w< 'em pace OwO befowe, OwO the spavin -Ow springhalt reign'd UwU among >_< 'em. -CHAMBEWWAIN. Death! my lord, -Their clothes awe aftew such :3 a OwO pagan ÚwÚ cut to't, -:33 That ^w^ suwe th' ^.^ have OwO wown >_< out uWu Chwistendom. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS LOVELL - -OwO How ^w^ nyow? -What UwU nyews, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww? -LOVELL. OwO Faith, my lord, -I hear >_> of UwU nyonye uWu but OwO the OwO nyew proclamation -^.^ That's ÚwÚ cwapp'd x3 upon OwO the couwt ;;w;; gate. -CHAMBEWWAIN. What :3 is't xDD fow? -LOVELL. The wefowmation >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< twaveww'd OwO gawwants, -:33 That fiww OwO the couwt with :33 quawwews, talk, ÚwÚ and tailors. -CHAMBEWWAIN. I x3 am ^.^ gwad 'tis ^.^ thewe. Nyow I would pray ^-^ ouw :33 monsieuws -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think OwO an Engwish ;;w;; couwtiew ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ wise, -And never UwU see OwO the Wouvwe. -LOVELL. ^.^ They >w< must UwU eithew, ->_< Fow OwO so run OwO the :3 conditions, xDD weave x3 those wemnyants -x3 Of OwO foow ÚwÚ and feathew UwU that uWu they ^w^ got in UwU Fwance, -x3 With >w< aww theiw honyouwabwe OwO points >_> of xDD ignyowance -x3 Pewtainying thereunto-as xDD fights ÚwÚ and >w< fiwewowks; -Abusing better x3 men than uWu they can ^.^ be, -Out >_> of :3 a foweign wisdom-wenyouncing cwean -The :3 faith uWu they ^.^ have in OwO tennyis, ÚwÚ and taww stockings, ->_> Showt blist'red breeches, ÚwÚ and x3 those >_< types >_> of ^w^ twavew -And undewstand UwU again >_< wike >w< honyest ^-^ men, -Ow ÚwÚ pack ^-^ to theiw ^.^ owd playfellows. Thewe, I UwU take it, -^.^ They >w< may, ;;w;; cum ^w^ pwiviwegio, wear away -The wag ^-^ end >_> of theiw lewdness ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ waugh'd OwO at. ->w< SANDYS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< 'em physic, theiw ÚwÚ diseases -uWu Awe UwU gwown OwO so xDD catching. -CHAMBEWWAIN. What :3 a woss ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wadies -uWu Wiww ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ these xDD twim vanities! -LOVELL. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, -Thewe uWu wiww >w< be >_> woe :3 indeed, lords: OwO the >_> swy whowesons ->_< Have ^w^ got :3 a ^.^ speeding xDD twick ^-^ to uWu way ;;w;; down ladies. -OwO A xDD Fwench ^.^ song ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ fiddwe >_> has nyo fewwow. ->w< SANDYS. The ^w^ deviw ^w^ fiddwe 'em! I x3 am ^.^ gwad uWu they awe going, ->_< Fow ^w^ suwe :33 thewe's nyo converting >_< 'em. Nyow -An >w< honyest ;;w;; countwy lord, as I OwO am, >_> beaten -OwO A wong UwU time >_< out >_> of play, ^-^ may bwing his :33 pwainsong -And ^.^ have OwO an hour >_> of hearing; :3 and, uWu by'w Lady, -Held cuwwent music ^w^ too. -CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ Weww said, Wowd Sandys; -Your OwO cowt's tooth :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU cast >_> yet. ->w< SANDYS. No, my lord, -Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >_< whiwe I ^.^ have :3 a >w< stamp. -CHAMBEWWAIN. Sir ^.^ Thomas, -Whither ;;w;; wewe you >w< a-going? -LOVELL. ÚwÚ To OwO the OwO Cawdinyaw's; -Your ^.^ wowdship :3 is :3 a uWu guest ^w^ too. -CHAMBEWWAIN. :33 O, 'tis true; -:3 This night ^.^ he makes :3 a suppew, ÚwÚ and :3 a gweat one, -ÚwÚ To many uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ladies; there uWu wiww >w< be -The x3 beauty >_> of :3 this UwU kingdom, I'll assuwe you. -LOVELL. :33 That chuwchman uWu beaws :3 a >w< bounteous :33 mind :3 indeed, -OwO A hand as :3 fwuitfuw as OwO the ^.^ wand UwU that feeds >_< us; -His ^w^ dews ^-^ faww x3 evewywhewe. -CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 Nyo x3 doubt :33 he's nyobwe; -ÚwÚ He xDD had :3 a bwack OwO mouth UwU that ^w^ said uWu othew >_> of >_> him. ->w< SANDYS. ÚwÚ He >w< may, my ^w^ wowd; >_> has >_< whewewithaw. UwU In him -Sparing would show :3 a >_< wowse xDD sin than i-iww :3 doctwinye: -Men >_> of his uWu way shouwd >w< be UwU most ^-^ wibewaw, -^.^ They awe xDD set here uWu fow examples. -CHAMBEWWAIN. ÚwÚ Twue, uWu they awe >w< so; -But xDD few :3 nyow ^w^ give OwO so gweat ones. UwU My uWu bawge ^w^ stays; -Your ^.^ wowdship uWu shaww awong. ^w^ Come, good Sir ^.^ Thomas, -We uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ wate ewse; ;;w;; which I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, ->_< Fow I ÚwÚ was xDD spoke ^.^ to, with Sir ^-^ Henwy Guildford, -:3 This night ^-^ to >w< be comptrollers. ->w< SANDYS. I x3 am >_> youw x3 wowdship's. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -Wondon. The Presence >_< Chambew in uWu Yowk OwO Pwace - -ÚwÚ Hautboys. OwO A small ^-^ tabwe uWu undew :3 a OwO state uWu fow OwO the :3 Cawdinyaw, -:3 a ÚwÚ wongew ^-^ tabwe uWu fow OwO the guests. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ANNyE BULLEN, -ÚwÚ and divews uWu othew uWu WADIES ÚwÚ and GENTWEMEN, as :33 guests, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; -at another xDD doow ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HENWY ^.^ GUIWDFOWD - -OwO GUIWDFOWD. uWu Wadies, :3 a ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ wewcome ^-^ fwom his OwO Gwace -x3 Sawutes ye uWu aww; :3 this night ^.^ he x3 dedicates -ÚwÚ To fair ^.^ content ÚwÚ and you. None ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ he hopes, -UwU In >w< aww :3 this x3 nyobwe >_> bevy, >_> has ^w^ bwought with xDD hew ->_< Onye cawe abroad; ^.^ he would ^.^ have >w< aww as >_> mewwy -As, :33 fiwst, good ^.^ company, good winye, good welcome, -^w^ Can ^-^ make good :33 peopwe. - -x3 Entew LORD CHAMBERLAIN, LORD SANDYS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW -OwO THOMAS LOVELL - -:33 O, my lord, >_< y'awe ;;w;; tawdy, -The vewy ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this fair >_> company -Cwapp'd x3 wings ^-^ to >_> me. -CHAMBEWWAIN. You awe young, Sir Hawwy Guildford. ->w< SANDYS. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, xDD had OwO the Cawdinyaw -But half my uWu way >_> thoughts in ^w^ him, >w< some >_> of ^.^ these -;;w;; Shouwd find :3 a x3 wunnying ^.^ banquet ewe uWu they ^.^ wested -I ÚwÚ think would better >w< pwease >_< 'em. By my xDD wife, -^.^ They awe :3 a ^w^ sweet ^w^ society >_> of fair ones. -LOVELL. :3 O UwU that >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 nyow UwU confessow -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ^w^ ow two >_> of x3 these! ->w< SANDYS. I would I >w< wewe; -^.^ They shouwd find :33 easy UwU penyance. -LOVELL. OwO Faith, how uWu easy? ->w< SANDYS. UwU As :33 easy as :3 a ;;w;; down bed would :33 affowd it. -CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ Sweet uWu wadies, uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< pwease you sit? Sir ÚwÚ Hawwy, -OwO Pwace you UwU that ÚwÚ side; I'll UwU take OwO the chawge >_> of ÚwÚ this. -His OwO Gwace :3 is :3 ent'wing. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must ^.^ nyot fweeze: ->w< Two >w< women ^.^ pwac'd >_> togethew makes x3 cowd UwU weathew. -UwU My Wowd :33 Sandys, you awe ^-^ onye uWu wiww ^-^ keep >w< 'em ;;w;; waking: -;;w;; Pway ^-^ sit :3 between ^.^ these ladies. ->w< SANDYS. By my :33 faith, -And :3 thank >_> youw >_> wowdship. By >_> youw leave, ^w^ sweet ladies. -uWu [Seats ^-^ himsewf :3 between ANNyE >_< BUWWEN ÚwÚ and another lady] ->w< If I uWu chance ^-^ to talk :3 a wittwe wild, forgive me; -I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my father. -x3 ANNyE. >_> Was ^.^ he >_< mad, sir? ->w< SANDYS. :33 O, vewy >_< mad, >w< exceeding >_< mad, in love ^w^ too. -But ^.^ he would bite ^.^ nyonye; ^.^ just as I ^-^ do nyow, -ÚwÚ He would ÚwÚ kiss you twenty with :3 a ^.^ bweath. OwO [Kisses :3 hew] -CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ Weww said, my :33 wowd. -UwU So, :3 nyow >_< y'awe ^w^ faiwwy ÚwÚ seated. Gentwemen, -The :3 penyance :3 wies uWu on you ^-^ if ^.^ these fair ;;w;; wadies -OwO Pass away xDD fwownying. ->w< SANDYS. >_< Fow my wittwe cure, ->_> Wet me awonye. - -ÚwÚ Hautboys. x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW WOWSEY, attended; ÚwÚ and -^-^ takes his OwO state - -WOLSEY. Y'awe welcome, my fair guests. :33 That x3 nyobwe wady -Ow ^-^ gentweman UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ fweewy >_> mewwy -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my >w< fwiend. This, ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm my :3 wewcome- -And ^-^ to you aww, good health! xDD [Dwinks] ->w< SANDYS. Your OwO Gwace :3 is noble. ->_> Wet me ^.^ have such :3 a boww ^-^ may howd my ^w^ thanks -And :33 save me OwO so >w< much UwU tawking. -WOLSEY. UwU My Wowd :33 Sandys, -I x3 am OwO behowding ^-^ to you. ^w^ Cheew >_> youw nyeighbouws. -uWu Wadies, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ mewwy. Gentwemen, -uWu Whose fauwt :3 is uWu this? ->w< SANDYS. The wed xDD winye ^.^ fiwst >w< must xDD wise -UwU In theiw fair :33 cheeks, my ^w^ wowd; then ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< 'em -x3 Tawk OwO us ^-^ to silence. -x3 ANNyE. You awe :3 a >_> mewwy UwU gamestew, -UwU My Wowd :33 Sandys. ->w< SANDYS. x3 Yes, ^-^ if I ^-^ make my play. -Here's ^-^ to >_> youw ladyship; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwedge it, UwU madam, ->_< Fow 'tis ^-^ to such :3 a :3 thing- -x3 ANNyE. You cannyot show >_> me. ->w< SANDYS. I told >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu they would talk x3 anyon. -[Drum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpet. ;;w;; Chambews dischawg'd] -WOLSEY. What's ÚwÚ that? -CHAMBEWWAIN. Wook >_< out there, >w< some >_> of ^.^ ye. Exit :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT -WOLSEY. What ^.^ wawwike OwO voice, -And ^-^ to what end, :3 is uWu this? ;;w;; Nyay, uWu wadies, ;;w;; feaw nyot: -By >w< aww OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of OwO waw >_< y'awe uWu pwiviweg'd. - -;;w;; We-entew ^.^ SEWVANT - -CHAMBEWWAIN. OwO How nyow! what is't? -SERVANT. OwO A x3 nyobwe >_< twoop >_> of strangers- ->_< Fow OwO so uWu they ;;w;; seem. ^-^ Th' ^.^ have weft theiw uWu bawge ÚwÚ and ^w^ wanded, -And UwU hithew >_> make, as gweat ambassadors -From foweign OwO pwinces. -WOLSEY. Good Wowd Chamberlain, -Go, ^w^ give >w< 'em ^.^ wewcome; you can speak OwO the xDD Fwench UwU tongue; -And pray weceive >w< 'em ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ and OwO conduct >w< 'em -x3 Into ^-^ ouw presence, xDD whewe :3 this >w< heaven >_> of x3 beauty -:33 Shaww shinye at :33 fuww x3 upon ^.^ them. uWu Some ^.^ attend >_> him. -Exit CHAMBEWWAIN ;;w;; attended. ^-^ Aww ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and xDD tabwes :33 wemov'd -You ^.^ have :3 nyow :3 a ^w^ bwoken UwU banquet, uWu but ^w^ we'ww OwO mend it. -OwO A good ^.^ digestion ^-^ to you uWu aww; ÚwÚ and UwU once ^-^ mowe -I >_< show'w :3 a ^-^ wewcome uWu on UwU ye; ^-^ wewcome all. - -ÚwÚ Hautboys. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, as >_> maskews, -habited >_< wike ÚwÚ shephewds, uWu ushew'd uWu by OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN. -^.^ They xDD pass :33 diwectwy before OwO the uWu CAWDINyAW, -ÚwÚ and gwacefuwwy salute him - -OwO A x3 nyobwe >_> company! What awe theiw :3 pweasuwes? -CHAMBEWWAIN. xDD Because uWu they speak nyo Engwish, ;;w;; thus uWu they >_> pway'd -ÚwÚ To tell >_> youw Gwace, UwU that, having heard uWu by ÚwÚ fame -x3 Of :3 this OwO so x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO so fair >_< assembwy -:3 This night ^-^ to ^.^ meet ;;w;; hewe, uWu they :33 couwd ^-^ do nyo ^.^ wess, -Out >_> of OwO the gweat >_< wespect uWu they bear ^-^ to :3 beauty, -But xDD weave theiw flocks :3 and, uWu undew >_> youw fair ;;w;; conduct, -OwO Cwave xDD weave ^-^ to view ^.^ these ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ and entweat -An hour >_> of >_> wevews with >_< 'em. -WOLSEY. Say, Wowd Chamberlain, -^.^ They ^.^ have x3 donye my UwU poow house ÚwÚ gwace; uWu fow ;;w;; which I pay >w< 'em -OwO A ^w^ thousand UwU thanks, ÚwÚ and pray >w< 'em UwU take theiw ^.^ pweasuwes. -^.^ [They OwO choose ladies. The KING ÚwÚ chooses ANNyE uWu BUWWEN] -^w^ KING. The ÚwÚ faiwest hand I >w< evew ;;w;; touch'd! :3 O :3 beauty, -;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow I never knew thee! ^w^ [Music. ^-^ Dance] -WOLSEY. UwU My wowd! -CHAMBEWWAIN. Your :33 Gwace? -WOLSEY. ;;w;; Pway tell >w< 'em ;;w;; thus >w< much ^-^ fwom :3 me: -Thewe shouwd >w< be ^-^ onye ÚwÚ amongst >w< 'em, uWu by his ^.^ pewson, -Mowe >w< wowthy :3 this place than mysewf; ^-^ to whom, ->w< If I uWu but knew ^w^ him, with my love ÚwÚ and >_> duty -I would uWu suwwendew it. -CHAMBEWWAIN. I wiww, my :33 wowd. -:3 [He whispers ^-^ to OwO the uWu maskews] -WOLSEY. What uWu say OwO they? -CHAMBEWWAIN. Such :3 a one, uWu they >w< aww uWu confess, -Thewe :3 is UwU indeed; ;;w;; which uWu they would ^.^ have >_> youw OwO Gwace -Find out, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww UwU take it. -WOLSEY. >_> Wet me >_> see, xDD then. uWu [Comes ^-^ fwom his state] -By >w< aww >_> youw good uWu weaves, gentlemen, here I'll ^-^ make -UwU My :33 woyaw x3 choice. -^w^ KING. ^-^ [Unmasking] uWu Ye ^.^ have ;;w;; found ^w^ him, Cawdinyaw. -You howd :3 a fair assembly; you ^-^ do well, :33 wowd. -You awe :3 a chuwchman, ;;w;; ow, I'll tell you, :3 Cawdinyaw, -I shouwd ;;w;; judge :3 nyow ;;w;; unhappiwy. -WOLSEY. I x3 am ^.^ gwad -Your OwO Gwace :3 is UwU gwown OwO so pleasant. -^w^ KING. UwU My Wowd Chamberlain, -ÚwÚ Pwithee come ^w^ hithew: what fair lady's ÚwÚ that? -CHAMBEWWAIN. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas ÚwÚ Buwwen's -:3 daughtew- -The ÚwÚ Viscount Wochfowd-onye >_> of xDD hew OwO Highnyess' >w< women. -^w^ KING. By UwU heaven, ^.^ she :3 is :3 a dainty ^w^ onye. ^.^ Sweet xDD heawt, -I ;;w;; wewe >_> unmannyewwy ^-^ to UwU take you >_< out -And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss you. OwO A ^.^ heawth, ^.^ gentwemen! ->_> Wet ^.^ it >w< go wound. -WOLSEY. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, :3 is OwO the ^.^ banquet ready -uWu I' th' >_< pwivy chamber? -LOVELL. x3 Yes, my :33 wowd. -WOLSEY. Your Gwace, -I feaw, with ^-^ dancing :3 is :3 a wittwe OwO heated. -^w^ KING. I feaw, xDD too ^w^ much. -WOLSEY. There's fresher :3 aiw, my lord, -UwU In OwO the next ^.^ chambew. -^w^ KING. Lead in >_> youw uWu wadies, UwU ev'wy ^w^ onye. ^.^ Sweet ÚwÚ pawtnyew, -I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> fowsake you. Let's >w< be mewwy: -Good my Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, I ^.^ have half :3 a ;;w;; dozen heawths -ÚwÚ To dwink ^-^ to ^.^ these fair uWu wadies, ÚwÚ and :3 a measuwe -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead >w< 'em UwU once ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and then wet's ^-^ dweam ->w< Who's :33 best in OwO favouw. >_> Wet OwO the music xDD knyock it. -^.^ Exeunt, with OwO twumpets - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Westminstew. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew two GENTWEMEN, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows - -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Whither away OwO so ^w^ fast? -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 O, :3 God :33 save :33 ye! -Ev'n ^-^ to OwO the >_> Haww, ^-^ to hear what uWu shaww ÚwÚ become -x3 Of OwO the gweat UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I'll :33 save you -:33 That >w< wabouw, sir. x3 Aww's :3 nyow x3 donye uWu but OwO the >_< cewemony -x3 Of ÚwÚ bwinging xDD back OwO the xDD pwisonyew. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Were you thewe? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, :3 indeed, ÚwÚ was :3 I. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Pway, speak what >_> has OwO happen'd. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You ^-^ may ^.^ guess >_> quickwy >_> what. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; found guiwty? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, ^.^ twuwy :3 is >_< he, ÚwÚ and :33 condemn'd ÚwÚ upon't. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I x3 am >_< sowwy for't. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ So awe :3 a ÚwÚ nyumbew more. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But, pray, how ^w^ pass'd it? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I'll tell you in :3 a ^-^ wittwe. The gweat >_> Duke. -Came ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; baw; xDD whewe ^-^ to his >_> accusations -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; pweaded still ^.^ nyot guilty, ÚwÚ and alleged ->_> Many shawp reasons ^-^ to x3 defeat OwO the waw. -The King's ^w^ attownyey, uWu on OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, -uWu Uwg'd uWu on OwO the :33 examinyations, proofs, >_> confessions, -x3 Of divews ^.^ witnyesses; ;;w;; which OwO the UwU Duke >w< desiw'd -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have >_> bwought, UwU viva voce, ^-^ to his ^.^ face; -^.^ At ;;w;; which appeaw'd x3 against him his suwveyow, -Sir Gilbert Peck his chancewwow, ÚwÚ and uWu John Car, -uWu Confessow ^-^ to ^w^ him, with UwU that >_< deviw-monk, ->_< Hopkins, UwU that :3 made :3 this x3 mischief. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That ÚwÚ was ^.^ he -:33 That ^-^ fed him with his UwU pwophecies? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The OwO same. -^-^ Aww ^.^ these ^w^ accus'd him uWu stwongwy, ;;w;; which ^.^ he fain -Wouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ fwung ^-^ fwom him; uWu but >_< indeed ^.^ he :33 couwd not; -And OwO so his peers, x3 upon :3 this ^-^ evidence, ->_< Have ;;w;; found him OwO guiwty >_> of UwU high treason. ^.^ Much -ÚwÚ He spoke, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyedwy, uWu fow life; uWu but >w< aww ->_> Was ;;w;; eithew ^w^ pitied in him ^w^ ow ;;w;; fowgotten. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 Aftew >w< aww this, how >_> did ^.^ he bear him-sewf -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought UwU again ^-^ to th' bar ^-^ to hear -His >_> knyeww ^w^ wung out, his judgment, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was stirr'd -x3 With such OwO an OwO agony ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweat extwemewy, -And xDD something xDD spoke in chowew, i-iww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hasty; -But ^.^ he feww ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf uWu again, ÚwÚ and OwO sweetwy -UwU In >w< aww OwO the west show'd :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe uWu patience. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ he ^-^ feaws :33 death. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Suwe, ^.^ he OwO does not; -ÚwÚ He never ÚwÚ was OwO so ^-^ womanyish; OwO the cause -ÚwÚ He ^-^ may :3 a wittwe >w< gwieve OwO at. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Cewtainwy -The Cawdinyaw :3 is OwO the ^-^ end >_> of ÚwÚ this. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis likely, -By >w< aww x3 conjectuwes: :33 fiwst, Kiwdawe's attainder, -;;w;; Then uWu deputy >_> of UwU Iwewand, ^-^ who x3 wemov'd, -Eaww Suwwey ÚwÚ was x3 sent :33 thithew, ÚwÚ and in haste UwU too, -Lest ^.^ he shouwd ^w^ hewp his father. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That xDD twick >_> of OwO state ->_> Was :3 a ^-^ deep ÚwÚ envious ^w^ onye. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ At his xDD wetuwn -:3 Nyo x3 doubt ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite it. :3 This :3 is UwU nyoted, -And ;;w;; genyewawwy: whoever OwO the UwU King favouws -The Cawdinyaw OwO instantwy uWu wiww find employment, -And :3 faw enough ^-^ fwom couwt ^w^ too. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Aww OwO the x3 commons -;;w;; Hate him >_< pewnyiciouswy, :3 and, o' my ^.^ conscience, ->_< Wish him >w< ten ;;w;; fathom deep: :3 this UwU Duke as >w< much -^.^ They love ÚwÚ and dote OwO on; caww him >w< bounteous ^w^ Buckingham, -The >_< miwwow >_> of >w< aww couwtesy- - -x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ^-^ fwom his awwaignment, tip-staves -before him; OwO the axe with OwO the >_> edge towards him; xDD hawbewds -uWu on OwO each ÚwÚ side; accompanied with ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS ->w< WOVEWW, ÚwÚ SIW xDD NyICHOWAS OwO VAUX, ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM SANDYS, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ common ;;w;; peopwe, etc. - -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Stay there, ;;w;; siw, -And UwU see OwO the x3 nyobwe >_< wuin'd man you speak >_> of. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Let's ^.^ stand OwO cwose, ÚwÚ and >w< behowd >_> him. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Aww good ;;w;; peopwe, -You UwU that ;;w;; thus :3 faw ^.^ have come ^-^ to ^-^ pity uWu me, ->w< Heaw what I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and then >w< go UwU home ÚwÚ and wose >_> me. -I ^.^ have :3 this :3 day receiv'd :3 a x3 twaitow's judgment, -And uWu by UwU that name >w< must ^.^ die; >_> yet, >w< heaven bear ;;w;; witnyess, -And ^-^ if I ^.^ have :3 a ^.^ conscience, let ^.^ it sink me ->_< Even as OwO the axe falls, ^-^ if I >w< be ^.^ nyot faithful! -The OwO waw I bear nyo ;;w;; mawice uWu fow my >_> death: -'T >_> has >_< donye, x3 upon OwO the ^.^ pwemises, uWu but :33 justice. -But x3 those UwU that ÚwÚ sought ^.^ it I :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^-^ mowe Christians. -Be what uWu they wiww, I >_> heawtiwy forgive x3 'em; ->_> Yet let >w< 'em ÚwÚ wook uWu they >_> gwowy ^.^ nyot in mischief -Nyow build theiw x3 eviws uWu on OwO the >_< gwaves >_> of gweat ^-^ men, ->_< Fow then my :33 guiwtwess UwU bwood >w< must x3 cwy x3 against >_< 'em. ->_< Fow further life in :3 this x3 wowwd I :33 nye'ew >w< hope -Nyow uWu wiww I OwO sue, although OwO the UwU King ^.^ have mewcies -Mowe than I dare ^-^ make ^w^ fauwts. You xDD few UwU that :33 wov'd me -And dare >w< be bowd ^-^ to weep uWu fow ^w^ Buckingham, -His x3 nyobwe fwiends ÚwÚ and fellows, xDD whom ^-^ to xDD weave -^-^ Is only :33 bittew ^-^ to ^w^ him, only >_< dying, -uWu Go with me >_< wike good xDD angews ^-^ to my :3 end; -And as OwO the wong divorce >_> of >_< steew ^.^ fawws uWu on me -UwU Make >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ onye ^w^ sweet OwO sacwifice, -And wift my ^w^ souw ^-^ to >_< heaven. Lead OwO on, :3 a God's >w< nyame. -LOVELL. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, uWu fow ^w^ chawity, ->w< If >w< evew ^-^ any ;;w;; mawice in >_> youw OwO heawt -Were hid x3 against uWu me, :3 nyow ^-^ to forgive me frankly. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, I as free forgive you -UwU As I would >w< be ÚwÚ fowgiven. I forgive all. -Thewe cannyot >w< be x3 those nyumbewwess offences -'Gainst me UwU that I cannyot UwU take xDD peace OwO with. :3 Nyo bwack >_< envy -:33 Shaww mark my ^-^ gwave. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to his >w< Gwace; -And ^-^ if ^.^ he speak >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, pray tell him -You met him half in >_< heaven. UwU My >_< vows ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwayews ->_> Yet awe OwO the >_< King's, :3 and, ÚwÚ tiww my ^w^ souw forsake, -:33 Shaww x3 cwy uWu fow blessings uWu on >_> him. May ^.^ he live -^.^ Wongew than I ^.^ have UwU time ^-^ to tell his uWu yeaws; -:33 Evew bewov'd ÚwÚ and :33 woving ^-^ may his UwU wuwe ^w^ be; -And when ^.^ owd UwU time :33 Shaww ;;w;; wead him ^-^ to his end, -Goodnyess ÚwÚ and ^.^ he fiww OwO up ^-^ onye >_> monyument! -LOVELL. ÚwÚ To th' >w< watew >_> side I >w< must OwO conduct >_> youw >w< Gwace; -;;w;; Then ^w^ give my chawge OwO up ^-^ to Sir Nicholas Vaux, -OwO Who OwO undewtakes you ^-^ to >_> youw OwO end. ->_< VAUX. Pwepawe :3 thewe; -The UwU Duke :3 is UwU coming; UwU see OwO the uWu bawge >w< be weady; -And x3 fit ^.^ it with such x3 fuwnyituwe as ÚwÚ suits -The greatness >_> of his ^.^ pewson. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Nyay, Sir Nicholas, ->_> Wet ^.^ it alone; my OwO state :3 nyow uWu wiww uWu but xDD mock >_> me. -When I came UwU hithew I ÚwÚ was Wowd High >w< Constabwe -And UwU Duke >_> of >_< Buckingham; nyow, UwU poow >_< Edwawd >_> Bohun. ->_> Yet I x3 am wichew than my base accusews -:33 That never knew what >w< twuth meant; I :3 nyow >w< seaw xDD it; -And with UwU that UwU bwood uWu wiww ^-^ make >w< 'em ^-^ onye :3 day >_> gwoan OwO fowt. -UwU My x3 nyobwe fathew, ^-^ Henwy >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, -OwO Who ^.^ fiwst rais'd head x3 against uWu usuwping ÚwÚ Wichawd, -Fwying uWu fow succour ^-^ to his ^-^ sewvant ^w^ Banyistew, ->_> Being distress'd, ÚwÚ was uWu by UwU that ÚwÚ wwetch betway'd -And ^-^ without UwU twiaw :33 feww; God's xDD peace >w< be with :3 him! -^-^ Henwy OwO the Seventh >_> succeeding, ^.^ twuwy ^-^ pitying -UwU My >_< fathew's loss, >_< wike :3 a UwU most :33 woyaw ^w^ pwince, -;;w;; Westow'd me ^-^ to my UwU honyouws, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of wuins -^w^ Made my name UwU once ^-^ mowe noble. Nyow his UwU son, -^-^ Henwy OwO the xDD Eighth, xDD wife, xDD honyouw, uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and >w< aww -:33 That :3 made me happy, at ^-^ onye OwO stwoke >_> has :3 taken ->_< Fow >w< evew ^-^ fwom OwO the world. I xDD had my trial, -And >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu say :3 a x3 nyobwe UwU onye; ;;w;; which makes me -OwO A wittwe happier than my wwetched uWu fathew; ->_> Yet ;;w;; thus :3 faw ^-^ we awe ^-^ onye in ;;w;; fowtunyes: uWu both -x3 Feww uWu by ^-^ ouw servants, uWu by x3 those x3 men ^-^ we :33 wov'd most- -OwO A UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and xDD faithwess uWu sewvice. -xDD Heaven >_> has OwO an ^-^ end in all. xDD Yet, you UwU that hear uWu me, -:3 This ^-^ fwom :3 a ^.^ dying man weceive as cewtain: -:3 Whewe you awe >_> wibewaw >_> of >_> youw loves ÚwÚ and counsews, -Be ^w^ suwe you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< woose; uWu fow x3 those you ^-^ make fwiends -And ^w^ give >_> youw hearts ^.^ to, when uWu they UwU once pewceive -The :33 weast wub in >_> youw UwU fowtunyes, ^-^ faww away -;;w;; Wike >w< watew ^-^ fwom >_< ye, never ;;w;; found UwU again -But xDD whewe uWu they UwU mean ^-^ to sink ^.^ ye. ^-^ Aww good ;;w;; peopwe, -;;w;; Pway uWu fow UwU me! I >w< must :3 nyow >_> fowsake UwU ye; OwO the last hour -x3 Of my wong x3 weawy life :3 is come x3 upon >_> me. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU Gweat wowds, uWu wise ;;w;; men ^w^ nye'ew sit ÚwÚ and waiw uWu theiw +woss, +OwO But cheewwy >_> seek >w< how to xDD wedwess uWu theiw >_> hawms. +>_> What ^w^ though x3 the :3 mast be nyow >_> bwown overboard, +uWu The OwO cabwe ;;w;; bwoke, x3 the holding-anchor :3 wost, +xDD And half UwU ouw saiwows swallow'd uWu in x3 the flood; +ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; wives UwU ouw >_> piwot xDD stiww. ^-^ Is't :3 meet :3 that ^.^ he +Should OwO weave x3 the ÚwÚ hewm x3 and, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 feawfuw lad, +With x3 teawfuw eyes >_< add UwU watew to x3 the sea +xDD And UwU give ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ stwength to :3 that which hath ^w^ too >_> much; +Whiwes, uWu in :33 his >w< moan, x3 the ship x3 spwits on x3 the :33 wock, +>_< Which industry ÚwÚ and couwage ^w^ might uWu have sav'd? +xDD Ah, >_> what :3 a x3 shame! UwU ah, >_> what :3 a ;;w;; fauwt :3 wewe x3 this! +x3 Say Wawwick UwU was UwU ouw UwU anchow; >_> what of ^-^ that? +xDD And ^w^ Montague UwU ouw ^-^ top-mast; >_> what of him? +Our slaught'red ^w^ fwiends x3 the >w< tackwes; >_> what of xDD these? +Why, >_> is nyot Oxford OwO hewe anyothew >_< anchow? +xDD And Somerset anyothew xDD goodwy mast? +uWu The ^w^ fwiends of Fwance UwU ouw shwouds ÚwÚ and tacklings? +^.^ And, ^w^ though unskilful, >w< why nyot Nyed ÚwÚ and UwU I +For >_> once UwU awwow'd x3 the >_< skiwfuw uWu piwot's charge? +We xDD wiww nyot from x3 the ÚwÚ hewm to sit ÚwÚ and >_> weep, +OwO But >_< keep UwU ouw course, ^w^ though x3 the OwO wough wind >_> say no, +Fwom shelves ÚwÚ and x3 wocks :3 that >_> thweaten >_> us with ^.^ wweck, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ good to UwU chide x3 the ;;w;; waves >_< as speak them >_< faiw. +xDD And >_> what >_> is Edward >_> but :3 a ;;w;; wuthwess ^-^ sea? +>_> What >_> Cwawence >_> but :3 a xDD quicksand of deceit? +xDD And Richard >_> but :3 a ^-^ wagged uWu fataw ^.^ wock? +All these x3 the >_< enyemies to UwU ouw poor bark. +x3 Say xDD you ^.^ can x3 swim; :3 awas, UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a whiwe! +Tread on x3 the sand; >w< why, there xDD you quickly :3 sink. +ÚwÚ Bestwide x3 the rock; x3 the >_< tide xDD wiww >_< wash xDD you ^w^ off, +:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you OwO famish- ^w^ that's :3 a >_> thweefowd death. +This speak I, wowds, to wet xDD you undewstand, +;;w;; If case x3 some one of xDD you ^.^ wouwd fwy from us, +:33 That there's nyo hop'd-fow xDD mewcy with x3 the bwothews +uWu Mowe than with ;;w;; wuthwess UwU waves, with x3 sands, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wocks. +Why, couwage >w< then! >_> What ;;w;; cannyot be avoided +uWu 'Twewe chiwdish ^.^ weaknyess to wament ow ;;w;; feaw. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. Methinks :3 a OwO woman of ÚwÚ this uWu vawiant ^w^ spiwit +Should, >_> if :3 a x3 cowawd hear her speak these wowds, +>_> Infuse :33 his breast with ÚwÚ magnyanyimity +xDD And >_< make ^.^ him nyaked ÚwÚ foiw :3 a man-at-arms. +UwU I speak nyot ÚwÚ this >_< as ÚwÚ doubting xDD any ^.^ hewe; +For uWu did UwU I >_> but >_> suspect :3 a x3 feawfuw ^w^ man, +>w< He >_> shouwd uWu have OwO weave to OwO go OwO away betimes, +Lest uWu in UwU ouw >_< nyeed ^.^ he ^w^ might ÚwÚ infect anyothew +xDD And >_< make ^.^ him of x3 the ^.^ wike ^w^ spiwit to himself. +;;w;; If xDD any xDD such be here- >_< as ^w^ God >_< fowbid!- +Let ^.^ him ÚwÚ depawt >w< befowe ^.^ we >_< nyeed :33 his ;;w;; hewp. +;;w;; OXFOWD. UwU Women ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen of UwU so xDD high :3 a couwage, +xDD And :33 wawwiows :3 faint! Why, >w< 'twewe pewpetuaw ;;w;; shame. +x3 O >_< bwave xDD young >w< Pwince! >w< thy famous grandfather +^-^ Doth ^w^ wive again uWu in thee. OwO Wong uWu mayst xDD thou UwU Eve +;;w;; To UwU beaw :33 his x3 image ÚwÚ and renew :33 his x3 gwowies! +uWu SOMEWSET. xDD And ^.^ he :3 that xDD wiww nyot >w< fight fow xDD such :3 a hope, +Go ^.^ home to x3 bed x3 and, ^.^ wike x3 the owl ^.^ by ^-^ day, +;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ awise, be mock'd ÚwÚ and x3 wond'wed at. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe :3 Somewset; x3 sweet uWu Oxfowd, :33 thanks. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. xDD And OwO take :33 his thanks :3 that yet hath >_< nyothing ewse. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. Pwepawe UwU you, wowds, fow Edward >_> is uWu at uWu hand +Weady to fight; >_< thewefowe be wesowute. +;;w;; OXFOWD. UwU I xDD thought nyo :3 wess. ^.^ It >_> is :33 his UwU powicy +;;w;; To ^.^ haste OwO thus OwO fast, to find >_> us unpwovided. +uWu SOMEWSET. OwO But uWu he's :3 deceiv'd; ^.^ we OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. This cheers x3 my uWu heawt, to >_> see x3 youw forwardness. +;;w;; OXFOWD. :3 Hewe ^w^ pitch UwU ouw uWu battwe; >w< hence ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot :33 budge. + +Flourish ÚwÚ and >w< mawch. OwO Entew, uWu at :3 a ÚwÚ distance, ;;w;; KING EDWARD, +^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ Bwave ÚwÚ fowwowews, yonder >w< stands x3 the >_> thowny uWu wood +>_< Which, ^.^ by x3 the :33 heavens' ^.^ assistance ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< stwength, +:3 Must ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ woots be UwU hewn x3 up yet ere OwO nyight. +UwU I >_< nyeed nyot >_< add ^.^ mowe x3 fuew to x3 youw ^w^ fiwe, +For weww UwU I uWu wot OwO ye bwaze to buwn them OwO out. +Give OwO signyaw to x3 the x3 fight, ÚwÚ and to :33 it, lords. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Wowds, knights, ÚwÚ and xDD gentwemen, >_> what UwU I >_> shouwd >_> say +OwO My tears uWu gainsay; fow every ;;w;; wowd UwU I :3 speak, +^-^ Ye see, UwU I ÚwÚ dwink x3 the UwU watew of x3 my :33 eye. +>_< Thewefowe, nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but :33 this: Henry, x3 youw sovereign, +Is ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the >_< foe; :33 his >w< state usuwp'd, +ÚwÚ His weawm :3 a slaughter-house, :33 his subjects x3 swain, +ÚwÚ His x3 statutes ^.^ canceww'd, ÚwÚ and :33 his treasure >w< spent; +xDD And yonder >_> is x3 the OwO wowf :3 that x3 makes ÚwÚ this spoil. +>_> You >w< fight uWu in justice. Then, uWu in >_> God's :33 nyame, wowds, +^w^ Be valiant, ÚwÚ and UwU give OwO signyaw to x3 the ^w^ fight. +x3 Awawum, >w< wetweat, ^w^ excuwsions. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and uWu fowces, +With >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, ^-^ OXFOWD, ÚwÚ and SOMERSET, OwO pwisonyews + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Now OwO hewe :3 a pewiod of :33 tumuwtuous ^.^ bwoiws. +UwU Away with Oxford to Hames ;;w;; Castwe >_< stwaight; +For ^w^ Somewset, x3 off with :33 his guiwty >_> head. +^w^ Go, UwU beaw them OwO hence; UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear them >_< speak. +;;w;; OXFOWD. For x3 my >_> pawt, I'll nyot >_> twoubwe uWu thee with ÚwÚ wowds. +uWu SOMEWSET. x3 Nyow I, >_> but >_< stoop with uWu patience to x3 my xDD fowtunye. +Exeunt x3 OXFOWD ÚwÚ and SOMERSET, guawded +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^w^ So ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ we sadwy uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 twoubwous ^w^ wowwd, +;;w;; To :3 meet with joy uWu in x3 sweet Jerusalem. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Is pwocwamation UwU made :3 that who ÚwÚ finds Edward +Shall uWu have :3 a xDD high :3 wewawd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 his :33 wife? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ It is; ÚwÚ and wo :3 whewe youthfuw Edward ^w^ comes. + +Entew xDD sowdiews, with PWINCE >w< EDWAWD + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Bring fowth x3 the x3 gawwant; wet >_> us hear ^.^ him >_< speak. +What, ^.^ can UwU so xDD young :3 a x3 man x3 begin to pwick? +Edwawd, >_> what >_< satisfaction ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_< make +For :33 beawing awms, fow stirring x3 up x3 my xDD subjects, +xDD And aww x3 the >_> twoubwe xDD thou x3 hast >_> tuwn'd ;;w;; me to? +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. ^w^ Speak ^.^ wike :3 a uWu subject, OwO pwoud :3 ambitious x3 Yowk. +>_> Suppose :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyow x3 my father's x3 mouth; +Wesign >w< thy xDD chaiw, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe UwU I stand ^w^ knyeew UwU thou, +Whilst UwU I UwU pwopose x3 the sewf-same wowds to x3 the +>_< Which, traitor, xDD thou wouldst uWu have ;;w;; me answew ;;w;; to. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. xDD Ah, :3 that >w< thy >w< fathew xDD had :33 been UwU so :3 wesowv'd! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 That xDD you ^w^ might still uWu have wown x3 the :3 petticoat +xDD And ^w^ nye'ew uWu have :3 stow'n x3 the UwU bweech from Lancaster. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. Let uWu Aesop ^w^ fabwe uWu in :3 a winter's ^w^ nyight; +ÚwÚ His xDD cuwwish widdwe sorts nyot with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU bwat, I'll pwague OwO ye fow :3 that OwO wowd. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, xDD thou >w< wast bown to be :3 a pwague to ^.^ men. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. For >_> God's ^w^ sake, OwO take OwO away ÚwÚ this >w< captive >_> scowd. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. Nyay, OwO take OwO away ÚwÚ this scolding crookback rather. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu Peace, ^.^ wiwfuw ^-^ boy, ow UwU I xDD wiww >_> chawm x3 youw :33 tongue. +CLARENCE. Untutor'd lad, xDD thou awt ^w^ too mawapewt. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my duty; xDD you OwO awe aww undutiful. +Lascivious Edwawd, ÚwÚ and xDD thou >w< pewjuw'd ;;w;; Geowge, +xDD And xDD thou misshapen ÚwÚ Dick, UwU I tell OwO ye aww +UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw better, traitors >_< as OwO ye >_< awe; +xDD And xDD thou >_< usuwp'st x3 my father's >w< wight ÚwÚ and ^w^ minye. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^.^ Take :3 that, x3 the xDD wikenyess of ÚwÚ this x3 waiwew hewe. +[Stabs >w< him] +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Spwaww'st thou? ^.^ Take :3 that, to >w< end >w< thy uWu agony. +[Stabs >w< him] +CLARENCE. xDD And there's fow ;;w;; twitting ;;w;; me with pewjuwy. +[Stabs >w< him] +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_< O, OwO kiww ;;w;; me ;;w;; too! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and >_< shaww. ÚwÚ [Offews to OwO kiww :3 hew] +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Howd, ^.^ Wichawd, howd; fow ^.^ we uWu have donye to :33 much. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ she ^w^ wive to ^w^ fiww x3 the wowwd with xDD wowds? +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. What, xDD doth ^.^ she ^w^ swoon? ^w^ Use means fow her OwO wecuvwy. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< Cwawence, UwU excuse ;;w;; me to x3 the ^w^ King x3 my ^-^ bwothew. +I'll >w< hence to ;;w;; Wondon on :3 a sewious mattew; +Ere OwO ye come thewe, be >_< suwe to hear x3 some ;;w;; nyews. +CLARENCE. What? UwU what? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The Tower! x3 the Tower! uWu Exit +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. x3 O >_> Nyed, x3 sweet >_> Nyed, speak to >w< thy :33 mothew, ^.^ boy! +ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou nyot x3 speak? x3 O :33 twaitows! muwdewews! +^-^ They :3 that stabb'd Caesaw x3 shed nyo :3 bwood uWu at all, +Did nyot xDD offend, nor :3 wewe nyot ÚwÚ wowthy bwame, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this fouw ^.^ deed :3 wewe ^.^ by to equal :3 it. +>w< He UwU was :3 a ^w^ man: uWu this, uWu in wespect, :3 a child; +xDD And ;;w;; men ^w^ nye'ew spend uWu theiw UwU fuwy on :3 a :33 chiwd. +x3 What's xDD wowse than muwdewew, :3 that UwU I OwO may xDD nyame :33 it? +:3 Nyo, no, x3 my >_< heawt xDD wiww burst, >w< an >_> if UwU I speak- +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww :3 speak, :3 that UwU so x3 my >_< heawt OwO may buwst. +^-^ Butchews ÚwÚ and viwwains! bwoody OwO cannyibaws! +How x3 sweet :3 a plant uWu have xDD you untimely cwopp'd! +>_> You uWu have nyo chiwdwen, ÚwÚ butchews, >_> if xDD you :33 had, +uWu The xDD thought of them ^.^ wouwd uWu have stirr'd x3 up :33 wemowse. +OwO But >_> if xDD you OwO evew chance to uWu have :3 a child, +Wook uWu in :33 his :33 youth to uWu have ^.^ him UwU so :3 cut x3 off +As, ÚwÚ deathsmen, xDD you uWu have x3 wid ÚwÚ this x3 sweet xDD young >w< pwince! +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Away with >w< hew; x3 go, UwU beaw her >w< hence perforce. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Nyay, >_< nyevew UwU beaw ;;w;; me OwO hence; dispatch ;;w;; me hewe. +:3 Hewe sheathe >w< thy ^-^ swowd; I'll UwU pawdon uWu thee x3 my death. +What, wiwt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? Then, >w< Cwawence, UwU do >w< it thou. +CLARENCE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do uWu thee UwU so much ^w^ ease. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^-^ Good >w< Cwawence, do; x3 sweet >w< Cwawence, UwU do xDD thou UwU do :3 it. +CLARENCE. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot hear ;;w;; me >_< sweaw UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU do :33 it? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, >_> but xDD thou OwO usest to >w< fowsweaw thysewf. +>_< 'Twas x3 sin x3 befowe, >_> but nyow UwU 'tis charity. +What! wiwt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? Whewe >_> is :3 that >_> deviw's uWu butchew, +;;w;; Hawd-favouw'd xDD Wichawd? ^.^ Wichawd, :3 whewe awt thou? +^.^ Thou awt nyot hewe. >_> Muwdew >_> is >w< thy alms-deed; +Petitionyews fow :3 bwood xDD thou ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ put'st back. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :33 Away, UwU I say; UwU I :3 chawge OwO ye UwU beaw her x3 hence. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^w^ So come to xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> youws >_< as to ÚwÚ this pwince. +UwU Exit, x3 wed x3 out ^-^ fowcibwy +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :3 Whewe's Richard gone? +CLARENCE. ;;w;; To Wondon, aww uWu in >_< post; x3 and, >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ guess, +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a bwoody OwO suppew uWu in x3 the Towew. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. He's x3 sudden, >_> if :3 a ^.^ thing x3 comes uWu in :33 his >_> head. +Now :33 mawch ^.^ we x3 hence. UwU Dischawge x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; sowt +With x3 pay ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks; ÚwÚ and >_> wet's OwO away to ;;w;; Wondon +xDD And >_> see UwU ouw ^-^ gentwe >_< queen >w< how weww ^.^ she >w< fawes. +^-^ By uWu this, UwU I hope, ^.^ she hath :3 a >_< son fow x3 me. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^-^ Towew + +Entew ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ÚwÚ and GWOUCESTEW with x3 the WIEUTENyANT, on x3 the OwO wawws + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Good ^-^ day, x3 my OwO wowd. What, uWu at x3 youw ^w^ book UwU so hawd? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd- x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I >_> shouwd >_> say rather. +'Tis x3 sin to flatter; >_< 'good' UwU was xDD wittwe ^-^ bettew. +x3 'Good Gloucester' ÚwÚ and OwO 'good OwO deviw' :3 wewe xDD awike, +xDD And both preposterous; OwO thewefowe, nyot OwO 'good lord.' +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Siwwah, OwO weave >_> us to ouwsewves; ^.^ we ^w^ must confew. +uWu Exit x3 WIEUTENyANT +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ So fwies x3 the reckless xDD shephewd from x3 the wowf; +^w^ So xDD fiwst x3 the UwU hawmwess sheep xDD doth yield :33 his fleece, +xDD And :3 nyext :33 his ^w^ thwoat >w< unto x3 the ^w^ butchew's x3 knyife. +>_> What scene of :33 death hath xDD Woscius nyow to ^-^ act? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Suspicion awways haunts x3 the guiwty xDD mind: +uWu The UwU thief xDD doth feaw >_< each ;;w;; bush >w< an officer. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The biwd :3 that hath :33 been :33 wimed uWu in :3 a ;;w;; bush +With uWu twembwing x3 wings misdoubteth every bush; +xDD And I, x3 the hapwess male to one x3 sweet bird, +:3 Have nyow x3 the uWu fataw :33 object uWu in x3 my ^w^ eye +Whewe x3 my poor xDD young UwU was xDD wim'd, UwU was ;;w;; caught, ÚwÚ and kill'd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, >_> what :3 a >_> peevish >w< foow UwU was :3 that of Cwete +:33 That ÚwÚ taught :33 his >_< son x3 the ^.^ office of :3 a :3 foww! +xDD And ^w^ yet, fow aww :33 his wings, x3 the >w< foow UwU was dwown'd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. I, xDD Daedawus; x3 my poor ^-^ boy, xDD Icawus; +x3 Thy ÚwÚ fathew, Minyos, :3 that >w< denyied UwU ouw UwU couwse; +uWu The sun :3 that OwO seaw'd x3 the x3 wings of x3 my x3 sweet ^-^ boy, +x3 Thy ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Edwawd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thysewf, x3 the sea +>_< Whose envious ^w^ guwf uWu did swawwow x3 up :33 his life. +xDD Ah, OwO kiww ;;w;; me with >w< thy ^w^ weapon, nyot with words! +OwO My breast ^.^ can xDD bettew >w< bwook >w< thy ;;w;; daggew's :33 point +Than ^.^ can x3 my OwO eaws :3 that tragic history. +OwO But ^-^ whewefowe dost xDD thou come? ^-^ Is't fow x3 my :33 wife? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Think'st xDD thou UwU I ^w^ am >w< an UwU executionyew? +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ A xDD pewsecutow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD thou art. +;;w;; If >_> muwdewing ^.^ innyocents be :33 executing, +Why, xDD then xDD thou OwO awe >w< an OwO executionyew. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Thy >_< son UwU I kill'd fow :33 his presumption. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Hadst xDD thou :33 been kill'd when xDD fiwst xDD thou :33 didst pwesume, +^.^ Thou >w< hadst nyot liv'd to OwO kiww :3 a >_< son of ^w^ minye. +xDD And OwO thus UwU I pwophesy, :3 that UwU many :3 a thousand +>_< Which nyow xDD mistwust nyo parcel of x3 my ;;w;; feaw, +xDD And UwU many >w< an ;;w;; owd :33 man's uWu sigh, ÚwÚ and UwU many :3 a widow's, +xDD And UwU many >w< an orphan's UwU watew-standing x3 eye- +OwO Men fow uWu theiw sons, ;;w;; wives fow uWu theiw uWu husbands, +:3 Owphans fow uWu theiw parents' timewess >w< death- +Shall rue x3 the >_> houw :3 that OwO evew xDD thou >w< wast born. +uWu The owl shriek'd uWu at >w< thy x3 biwth- >w< an eviw >w< sign; +uWu The nyight-cwow cwied, ^w^ aboding :3 wuckwess time; +^w^ Dogs howw'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ hideous UwU tempest >_> shook down >_< twees; +uWu The >_> waven rook'd her on x3 the chimney's ÚwÚ top, +xDD And chatt'wing ^-^ pies uWu in ÚwÚ dismaw :3 discowds OwO sung; +x3 Thy mothew UwU fewt ^.^ mowe than :3 a ;;w;; mothew's UwU pain, +xDD And yet ^.^ bwought fowth less than :3 a ;;w;; mothew's hope, +;;w;; To ^w^ wit, >w< an indigest >_< defowmed >w< wump, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ fwuit of xDD such :3 a xDD goodwy :33 twee. +>w< Teeth >w< hadst xDD thou uWu in >w< thy >_> head when xDD thou >w< wast born, +;;w;; To :33 signyify xDD thou xDD cam'st to ^-^ bite x3 the wowwd; +xDD And >_> if x3 the xDD west be true which UwU I uWu have ^-^ heawd, +^.^ Thou ^-^ cam'st- +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. I'll hear nyo more. ^w^ Die, UwU pwophet, uWu in >w< thy :33 speech. +[Stabs >w< him] +For uWu this, amongst x3 the ^-^ west, UwU was UwU I ordain'd. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, ÚwÚ and fow much ^.^ mowe >_> swaughtew ÚwÚ aftew UwU this. +>_< O, ^w^ God :33 fowgive x3 my :3 sins ÚwÚ and UwU pawdon uWu thee! :33 [Dies] +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, xDD wiww x3 the ;;w;; aspiwing :3 bwood of :3 Wancastew +^-^ Sink uWu in x3 the ground? UwU I xDD thought >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD mounted. +xDD See >w< how x3 my xDD swowd ^.^ weeps fow x3 the poor >_< King's death. +>_< O, OwO may xDD such puwpwe tears be awways x3 shed +Fwom UwU those :3 that ÚwÚ wish x3 the OwO downfaww of UwU ouw house! +;;w;; If xDD any spawk of >w< wife be yet >w< wemainying, +Down, down to heww; ÚwÚ and >_> say UwU I sent uWu thee OwO thithew- +[Stabs ^.^ him OwO again] +I, :3 that uWu have :3 nyeithew pity, xDD wuv, nor ;;w;; feaw. +>w< Indeed, UwU 'tis true :3 that Henwy told ;;w;; me OwO of; +For UwU I uWu have often heard x3 my mothew >_> say +UwU I ^-^ came x3 into x3 the wowwd with x3 my UwU wegs :33 fowwawd. +xDD Had UwU I nyot weason, think :3 ye, to >_< make ^.^ haste +xDD And >_> seek uWu theiw xDD wuin :3 that usuwp'd UwU ouw right? +uWu The midwife wonder'd; ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 women cried +'O, x3 Jesus ;;w;; bwess us, ^.^ he >_> is bown with xDD teeth!' +xDD And UwU so UwU I UwU was, which x3 pwainwy signified +:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd ;;w;; snyaww, ÚwÚ and bite, ÚwÚ and :33 pway x3 the :33 dog. +Then, xDD since x3 the heavens uWu have shap'd x3 my >w< body >_> so, +Let heww >_< make cwook'd x3 my ^-^ mind to answew :3 it. +UwU I uWu have nyo brother, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ wike nyo bwothew; +xDD And ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd 'wuv,' which xDD gweybeawds caww divine, +^w^ Be resident uWu in ;;w;; men ^.^ wike one another, +xDD And nyot uWu in me! UwU I ^w^ am mysewf >_< awonye. +>w< Cwawence, bewawe; xDD thou :3 keep'st ;;w;; me from x3 the wight, +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; sowt :3 a xDD pitchy day fow ÚwÚ thee; +For UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ buzz ^.^ abwoad xDD such prophecies +:33 That Edward UwU shaww be x3 feawfuw of :33 his :33 wife; +xDD And xDD then to OwO puwge :33 his ;;w;; feaw, I'll be >w< thy death. +^w^ King Henwy ÚwÚ and x3 the Prince :33 his >_< son OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. +>w< Cwawence, >w< thy turn >_> is next, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the rest; +>w< Counting mysewf >_> but :33 bad >w< tiww UwU I be >_> best. +I'll ^-^ thwow >w< thy >w< body uWu in anyothew room, +xDD And :3 twiumph, Henry, uWu in >w< thy day of doom. +uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH, OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, +HASTINGS, xDD NyUWSE, with x3 the Young PWINCE, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Once ^.^ mowe ^.^ we sit uWu in Engwand's royal throne, +Wepuwchas'd with x3 the :3 bwood of enemies. +>_> What uWu vawiant :3 foemen, ^.^ wike to autumn's corn, +:3 Have ^.^ we >w< mow'd down uWu in >_< tops of aww uWu theiw ^.^ pwide! +Thwee >_> Dukes of ^w^ Somewset, >_> thweefowd xDD wenyown'd +For ^-^ hawdy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ undoubted ^-^ champions; +Two Cliffords, >_< as x3 the >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 the son; +xDD And >w< two >_< Nyowthumbewwands- >w< two >_< bwavew ;;w;; men +Nye'ew uWu spuww'd uWu theiw couwsews uWu at x3 the twumpet's >w< sound; +With them x3 the >w< two >_< bwave bears, Wawwick ÚwÚ and >_< Montague, +:33 That uWu in uWu theiw >_> chains >w< fettew'd x3 the >_> kingwy wion +xDD And UwU made x3 the >_< fowest :3 twembwe when ;;w;; they woaw'd. +^-^ Thus uWu have ^.^ we ÚwÚ swept >_> suspicion from UwU ouw uWu seat +xDD And UwU made UwU ouw footstoow of xDD secuwity. +:3 Come hithew, uWu Bess, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me :3 kiss x3 my uWu boy. +Young >_> Nyed, fow uWu thee ^.^ thinye uncles ÚwÚ and mysewf +:3 Have uWu in UwU ouw armours UwU watch'd x3 the winter's night, +^-^ Went aww afoot uWu in :33 summew's :33 scawding ^.^ heat, +:33 That xDD thou might'st uWu wepossess x3 the >_< cwown uWu in :3 peace; +xDD And of UwU ouw uWu wabouws xDD thou shalt reap x3 the ^w^ gain. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] I'll bwast :33 his harvest >_> if x3 youw >_> head :3 wewe laid; +For yet UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> wook'd on uWu in x3 the wowwd. +This shoulder UwU was ordain'd UwU so thick to heave; +xDD And x3 heave >w< it UwU shaww x3 some >_> weight ow bweak x3 my back. +^-^ Wowk xDD thou x3 the xDD way- ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU shaww x3 execute. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Cwawence ÚwÚ and :33 Gwoucestew, wuv x3 my lovely queen; +xDD And :3 kiss x3 youw princely nephew, bwothews xDD both. +CLARENCE. uWu The >_> duty :3 that UwU I >_> owe >w< unto x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +UwU I UwU seaw ;;w;; upon x3 the lips of ÚwÚ this x3 sweet OwO babe. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_< Thanks, x3 nyobwe Cwawence; ÚwÚ wowthy brother, :33 thanks. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And :3 that UwU I wuv x3 the twee from >_> whence xDD thou ^.^ spwang'st, +Witness x3 the >w< woving :3 kiss UwU I UwU give x3 the fwuit. +:3 [Aside] ;;w;; To >_> say x3 the truth, UwU so :3 Judas >w< kiss'd :33 his >_< mastew +xDD And cried 'All haiw!' when >_< as ^.^ he meant aww harm. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Now ^w^ am UwU I seated >_< as x3 my :3 souw dewights, +>_> Having x3 my >_> countwy's uWu peace ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwothews' :3 wuvs. +CLARENCE. >_> What xDD wiww x3 youw Gwace uWu have donye with ^-^ Mawgawet? +Weignyiew, her ÚwÚ fathew, to x3 the ^w^ King of Fwance +>_< Hath :3 pawn'd x3 the Sicils ÚwÚ and >_< Jewusawem, +xDD And ÚwÚ hithew uWu have ;;w;; they sent >w< it fow her wansom. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Away with hew, ÚwÚ and >w< waft her >w< hence to Fwance. +xDD And nyow >_> what UwU wests >_> but :3 that ^.^ we spend x3 the time +With ÚwÚ statewy twiumphs, miwthfuw comic uWu shows, +>w< Such >_< as befits x3 the :3 pweasuwe of x3 the ^w^ couwt? +Sound xDD dwums ÚwÚ and x3 twumpets. UwU Faweweww, :3 souw >w< annyoy! +For UwU hewe, UwU I hope, ÚwÚ begins UwU ouw :3 wasting ^-^ joy. Exeunt + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +;;w;; 1611 + +;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE xDD EIGHTH + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE xDD EIGHTH +x3 CAWDINyAW ÚwÚ WOWSEY x3 CAWDINyAW CAMPEIUS +CAPUCIUS, Ambassadow from x3 the >_> Empewow >_> Chawwes V +uWu CWANMEW, ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF BUCKINGHAM +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 SUFFOWK EARL ÚwÚ OF >w< SUWWEY +>w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN >w< WOWD OwO CHANCEWWOW +GAWDINyEW, xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF >_> WINCHESTEW +xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF ^.^ WINCOWN >w< WOWD ABERGAVENNY +>w< WOWD SANDYS ÚwÚ SIW OwO HENWY x3 GUIWDFOWD +ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS :3 WOVEWW ÚwÚ SIW ANTHONY ^w^ DENNY +ÚwÚ SIW NyICHOWAS :33 VAUX x3 SECWETAWIES to Wowsey +UwU CWOMWEWW, xDD sewvant to Wowsey +GRIFFITH, ^w^ gentweman-ushew to xDD Queen ÚwÚ Kathawinye +THWEE ^-^ GENTWEMEN +OwO DOCTOW BUTTS, ^.^ physician to x3 the ^w^ King +>_> GAWTEW ^-^ KING-AT-AWMS +SURVEYOR to x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Buckingham +^w^ BWANDON, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS +DOOWKEEPEW Of x3 the Counciw x3 chambew +POWTEW, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< MAN ^.^ PAGE to Gardiner +^-^ A ;;w;; CWIEW + +>w< QUEEN >_> KATHAWINyE, >w< wife to ^w^ King Henry, afterwards uWu divowced +>w< ANNyE ^w^ BUWWEN, her >w< Maid of Honour, afterwards xDD Queen +UwU AN OLD LADY, :33 fwiend to >_> Annye ÚwÚ Buwwen +:33 PATIENCE, OwO woman to xDD Queen ÚwÚ Kathawinye + +Lord >_< Mayow, UwU Awdewmen, Lords ÚwÚ and Wadies uWu in x3 the UwU Dumb +OwO Shows; UwU Women :33 attending ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< Queen; UwU Scwibes, +^-^ Officews, ^w^ Guawds, ÚwÚ and othew xDD Attendants; Spirits + +SCENE: + +ÚwÚ Wondon; :3 Westminstew; ÚwÚ Kimbowton + + + +;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE xDD EIGHTH + +^-^ THE PROLOGUE. + +UwU I come nyo ^.^ mowe to >_< make xDD you OwO waugh; ^.^ things nyow +:33 That UwU beaw :3 a ^.^ weighty ÚwÚ and :3 a sewious >_> bwow, +:33 Sad, UwU high, ÚwÚ and x3 wowking, full of >w< state ÚwÚ and woe, +>w< Such x3 nyobwe ;;w;; scenyes >_< as dwaw x3 the ^w^ eye to >_< fwow, +We nyow :33 pwesent. >w< Those :3 that ^.^ can pity OwO hewe +>w< May, >_> if ;;w;; they think >w< it weww, wet faww :3 a >w< teaw: +uWu The x3 subject xDD wiww OwO desewve :3 it. >w< Such >_< as UwU give +^-^ Theiw monyey x3 out of UwU hope ;;w;; they OwO may ^-^ bewieve +^-^ May OwO hewe find uWu twuth UwU too. >w< Those :3 that come to >_> see +Onwy :3 a x3 show ow >_> two, ÚwÚ and UwU so agree +uWu The :33 pway OwO may pass, >_> if ;;w;; they be still ÚwÚ and >_> wiwwing, +I'll undewtake OwO may >_> see OwO away uWu theiw :33 shiwwing +Wichwy uWu in >w< two showt hours. Onwy ;;w;; they +:33 That come to hear :3 a ^.^ mewwy ^w^ bawdy ^.^ pway, +^-^ A noise of targets, ow to >_> see :3 a fewwow +^w^ In :3 a ^-^ wong motwey >_> coat guawded with >_> yewwow, +Will be :3 deceiv'd; for, ^-^ gentwe >_> heawews, knyow, +;;w;; To rank UwU ouw OwO chosen uWu twuth with xDD such :3 a x3 show +;;w;; As >w< foow ÚwÚ and >w< fight ;;w;; is, :3 beside fowfeiting +Our UwU own uWu bwains, ÚwÚ and x3 the opinyion :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; bwing +;;w;; To >_< make :3 that >w< onwy true ^.^ we nyow >_> intend, +Will OwO weave >_> us >_< nyevew >w< an undewstanding :3 fwiend. +>_< Thewefowe, fow xDD goodnyess ^w^ sake, ÚwÚ and >_< as xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ knyown +uWu The xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and UwU happiest ÚwÚ heawews of x3 the xDD town, +^w^ Be :3 sad, >_< as ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd >_< make uWu ye. ^w^ Think OwO ye >_> see +uWu The xDD vewy persons of UwU ouw x3 nyobwe ^-^ stowy +;;w;; As ;;w;; they :3 wewe x3 wiving; think xDD you >_> see them ^.^ gweat, +xDD And follow'd with x3 the general :33 thwong ÚwÚ and UwU sweat +Of thousand >_< fwiends; >w< then, uWu in :3 a :33 moment, >_> see +How >w< soon ÚwÚ this xDD mightinyess ^.^ meets OwO misewy. +xDD And >_> if xDD you ^.^ can be ^.^ mewwy >w< then, I'll >_> say +^-^ A x3 man OwO may xDD weep ;;w;; upon :33 his OwO wedding-day. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK uWu at one door; uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ othew, +x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD ABERGAVENNY + +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ and weww ÚwÚ met. How uWu have OwO ye donye +Since >w< wast ^.^ we saw uWu in France? +NyOWFOWK. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw >_> Gwace, +>_< Heawthfuw; ÚwÚ and OwO evew xDD since :3 a >w< fwesh admirer +Of >_> what UwU I saw :33 thewe. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ An untimely xDD ague +Stay'd ;;w;; me :3 a ÚwÚ pwisonyew uWu in x3 my x3 chambew when +>w< Those >_> suns of xDD gwowy, UwU those >w< two wights of men, +Met uWu in x3 the vale of :33 Andwen. +NyOWFOWK. UwU 'Twixt xDD Guynyes ÚwÚ and Arde- +UwU I UwU was xDD then ÚwÚ pwesent, saw them OwO sawute on howseback; +Beheld ÚwÚ them, when ;;w;; they ^.^ wighted, >w< how ;;w;; they ^-^ cwung +^w^ In uWu theiw >_< embwacement, >_< as ;;w;; they ^-^ gwew together; +>_< Which xDD had >w< they, >_> what fouw thron'd ^-^ onyes couwd uWu have x3 weigh'd +>w< Such :3 a OwO compounded onye? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. All x3 the whole time +UwU I UwU was x3 my chambew's ^w^ pwisonyew. +NyOWFOWK. UwU Then xDD you wost +uWu The x3 view of ÚwÚ eawthwy ^.^ gwowy; ;;w;; men ^w^ might say, +Tiww ÚwÚ this time pomp UwU was >_> singwe, >_> but nyow mawwied +;;w;; To one :33 abuv itself. x3 Each fowwowing day +^w^ Became x3 the :3 nyext day's ^.^ mastew, >w< tiww x3 the >w< wast +Made xDD fowmew wondews x3 its. OwO To-day x3 the Fwench, +All ÚwÚ cwinquant, aww uWu in ^.^ gowd, ^.^ wike heathen uWu gods, +Shone down x3 the English; ÚwÚ and to-mowwow ;;w;; they +Made uWu Bwitain xDD India: every x3 man :3 that :33 stood +Show'd ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ minye. ^-^ Theiw dwarfish :33 pages :3 wewe +;;w;; As ^-^ chewubins, >w< an ÚwÚ giwt; x3 the UwU madams :3 too, +ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; us'd to :33 toiw, uWu did almost UwU sweat to UwU beaw +uWu The >_< pwide ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ them, :3 that uWu theiw xDD vewy labour +Was to them >_< as :3 a xDD painting. Now ÚwÚ this masque +Was cried x3 incompawabwe; ÚwÚ and x3 th' ;;w;; ensuing >w< nyight +Made >w< it :3 a >w< foow ÚwÚ and x3 beggaw. uWu The >w< two OwO kings, +>_< Equaw uWu in lustre, :3 wewe nyow ^w^ best, nyow ^.^ wowst, +;;w;; As x3 pwesence uWu did xDD pwesent ^w^ them: ^.^ him uWu in ^w^ eye +still ^.^ him uWu in ^w^ pwaise; ÚwÚ and ^.^ being xDD pwesent xDD both, +>_< 'Twas uWu said ;;w;; they saw >_> but one, ÚwÚ and nyo discerner +:3 Duwst wag :33 his >_> tongue uWu in ÚwÚ censuwe. x3 When these suns- +For UwU so ;;w;; they phrase 'em-by uWu theiw OwO hewawds challeng'd +uWu The x3 nyobwe ;;w;; spiwits to awms, ;;w;; they uWu did x3 pewfowm +^.^ Beyond :33 thought's ÚwÚ compass, :3 that xDD fowmew >_< fabuwous story, +uWu Being nyow :3 seen OwO possibwe UwU enyough, ^w^ got ^.^ cwedit, +:33 That UwU Bevis UwU was :3 bewiev'd. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< O, xDD you OwO go ÚwÚ faw! +NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; As UwU I OwO bewong to worship, ÚwÚ and affect +^w^ In honour :3 honyesty, x3 the ^.^ twact of ev'rything +Wouwd ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ good discouwsew wose x3 some >w< wife +>_< Which action's self UwU was >_> tongue ;;w;; to. All UwU was >_> woyaw: +;;w;; To x3 the OwO disposing of >w< it >_< nyought rebell'd; +x3 Owdew uWu gave >_< each ^.^ thing x3 view. uWu The ^.^ office uWu did +Distinctly :33 his full >w< function. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Who uWu did :33 guide- +UwU I mean, who uWu set x3 the >w< body ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 wimbs +Of ÚwÚ this great spowt together, >_< as xDD you OwO guess? +NyOWFOWK. One, cewtes, :3 that ÚwÚ pwomises nyo element +^w^ In xDD such :3 a business. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I pray UwU you, who, x3 my xDD wowd? +NyOWFOWK. All ÚwÚ this UwU was ÚwÚ owd'wed ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ good discretion +Of x3 the >w< wight reverend Cardinal of x3 Yowk. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu The ^.^ deviw ^w^ speed x3 him! No :33 man's OwO pie >_> is ÚwÚ fweed +Fwom :33 his :3 ambitious finger. >_> What xDD had ^.^ he +;;w;; To UwU do uWu in these >_< fiewce vanyities? UwU I wonder +:33 That xDD such :3 a :3 keech ^.^ can with :33 his xDD vewy >_< buwk +^.^ Take x3 up x3 the ways ^.^ o' x3 th' beneficial sun, +xDD And >_< keep >w< it from x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +NyOWFOWK. uWu Suwewy, ^w^ siw, +>_> Thewe's uWu in ^.^ him ^w^ stuff :3 that puts ^.^ him to these ;;w;; ends; +For, ^.^ being nyot x3 pwopp'd ^.^ by ancestry, x3 whose xDD gwace +Chalks successors uWu theiw :3 way, nor ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; upon +For xDD high ^w^ feats donye to x3 th' :3 cwown, :3 nyeithew awwied +;;w;; To eminyent xDD assistants, >_> but spider-like, +UwU Out of :33 his >_< sewf-dwawing web, xDD 'a ;;w;; gives >_> us ^-^ nyote +uWu The force of :33 his UwU own merit x3 makes :33 his xDD way- +^-^ A ^w^ gift :3 that heaven ;;w;; gives fow :3 him, which xDD buys +^-^ A :33 pwace :3 nyext to x3 the ;;w;; King. +ABEWGAVENNY. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell +>_> What heaven hath UwU given ^.^ him-wet x3 some OwO gwavew ^w^ eye +Piewce x3 into :33 that; >_> but UwU I ^.^ can >_> see :33 his >_< pwide +>_< Peep ^w^ thwough >_< each ÚwÚ pawt of ^.^ him. OwO Whence >_> has ^.^ he ^-^ that? +;;w;; If nyot from >_> heww, x3 the ^.^ deviw >_> is :3 a niggard +:33 Ow >_> has UwU given aww x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ begins +^-^ A x3 nyew heww uWu in himself. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why x3 the deviw, +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this OwO Fwench x3 going ^.^ out, >_> took ^.^ he ;;w;; upon uWu him- +Without x3 the ÚwÚ pwivity ^.^ o' x3 th' King-t' ÚwÚ appoint +Who >_> shouwd >_< attend on him? >w< He x3 makes x3 up x3 the file +Of aww x3 the gentwy; fow x3 the UwU most ÚwÚ pawt xDD such +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom >_< as great :3 a :3 chawge >_< as xDD wittwe honour +>w< He meant to uWu way xDD upon; ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU own letter, +uWu The ^.^ honyouwabwe ÚwÚ boawd of council ^.^ out, +:3 Must :3 fetch ^.^ him uWu in ^.^ he ^-^ papews. +ABEWGAVENNY. UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow +ÚwÚ Kinsmen of >_> minye, >w< thwee uWu at x3 the least, :3 that uWu have +^-^ By ÚwÚ this UwU so ;;w;; sicken'd uWu theiw estates :3 that >_< nyevew +^-^ They UwU shaww abound >_< as fowmewwy. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< O, UwU many +:3 Have broke uWu theiw backs with >w< waying manors on x3 'em +For ÚwÚ this great jouwnyey. >_> What uWu did ÚwÚ this vanyity +OwO But xDD minyistew >w< communyication of +^-^ A UwU most poor UwU issue? +NyOWFOWK. Gwievingwy UwU I think +uWu The uWu peace ^-^ between x3 the OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and >_> us nyot :3 vawues +uWu The >_> cost :3 that uWu did OwO concwude :3 it. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Evewy ^w^ man, +>w< Aftew x3 the ^-^ hideous x3 stowm :3 that follow'd, UwU was +^-^ A ^.^ thing inspiw'd, x3 and, nyot UwU consuwting, broke +^.^ Into :3 a general pwophecy-that ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ tempest, +Dashing x3 the ^.^ gawment of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ peace, xDD aboded +uWu The ^.^ sudden ^w^ bweach ^.^ on't. +NyOWFOWK. >_< Which >_> is budded out; +For Fwance hath >w< fwaw'd x3 the OwO weague, ÚwÚ and hath >_< attach'd +Our x3 mewchants' >_> goods uWu at >_< Bowdeaux. +ABEWGAVENNY. Is >w< it >_< thewefowe +xDD Th' ambassador >_> is >_< siwenc'd? +NyOWFOWK. OwO Mawwy, xDD is't. +ABEWGAVENNY. ^-^ A OwO pwopew >_< tide of :3 a ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and >w< puwchas'd +At :3 a supewfwuous uWu wate! +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why, aww ÚwÚ this business +Our reverend Cardinal uWu cawwied. +NyOWFOWK. Wike >w< it x3 youw >_> Gwace, +uWu The >w< state UwU takes ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 the >_> pwivate ^.^ diffewence +Betwixt xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 the Cawdinyaw. UwU I ;;w;; advise :3 you- +xDD And OwO take >w< it from :3 a >_< heawt :3 that wishes uWu towawds xDD you +xDD Honyouw ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwenteous >_> safety-that xDD you ^w^ wead +uWu The ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's malice ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu potency +^w^ Togethew; to OwO considew further, :3 that +>_> What :33 his xDD high >_< hatwed ^.^ wouwd ^w^ effect wants nyot +^-^ A xDD minyistew uWu in :33 his UwU powew. >_> You ^.^ knyow :33 his nyatuwe, +:33 That uWu he's revengeful; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his xDD swowd +>_< Hath :3 a ^-^ shawp OwO edge-it's ^-^ wong >_> and't OwO may be uWu said +^.^ It reaches far, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe 'twill nyot extend, +Thither ^.^ he >_< dawts :3 it. x3 Bosom x3 up x3 my counsel +You'll find >w< it >w< whowesome. Lo, :3 whewe x3 comes :3 that OwO wock +:33 That UwU I ;;w;; advise x3 youw shunning. + +Entew x3 CAWDINyAW WOWSEY, x3 the >_< puwse :3 bownye >w< befowe +:3 him, xDD cewtain of x3 the guawd, ÚwÚ and >w< two x3 SECWETAWIES +with ^-^ papews. uWu The x3 CAWDINyAW uWu in :33 his uWu passage ^w^ fixeth :33 his +^w^ eye on xDD BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and BUCKINGHAM on :3 him, +both full of ^-^ disdain + +^.^ WOWSEY. uWu The >w< Duke of OwO Buckingham's x3 suwveyow? uWu Ha! +:3 Whewe's :33 his examination? +SECRETARY. Here, UwU so uWu pwease OwO you. +^.^ WOWSEY. Is ^.^ he uWu in ÚwÚ pewson ^-^ weady? +SECRETARY. Ay, uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +^.^ WOWSEY. xDD Weww, ^.^ we UwU shaww xDD then ^.^ knyow >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Buckingham +UwU shaww ^-^ wessen ÚwÚ this big wook. +Exeunt ÚwÚ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and :33 his twain +OwO BUCKINGHAM. This ^w^ butchew's cur >_> is OwO venyom-mouth'd, ÚwÚ and UwU I +:3 Have nyot x3 the powew to ;;w;; muzzwe him; >_< thewefowe best +ÚwÚ Nyot wake ^.^ him uWu in :33 his >_< swumbew. ^-^ A ^.^ beggaw's ^w^ book +Outwowths :3 a noble's blood. +NyOWFOWK. What, OwO awe xDD you ^-^ chaf'd? +;;w;; Ask ^w^ God fow temp'rance; ^w^ that's x3 th' x3 appwiance >w< onwy +>_< Which x3 youw ÚwÚ disease :33 wequiwes. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I ^w^ wead in's :33 wooks +Matter OwO against uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ eye ÚwÚ weviw'd +x3 Me >_< as :33 his abject xDD object. At ÚwÚ this x3 instant +>w< He ^.^ bowes ;;w;; me with x3 some ^.^ twick. He's >_> gonye to x3 th' uWu King; +I'll follow, ÚwÚ and x3 outstawe ^.^ him. +NyOWFOWK. Stay, x3 my uWu wowd, +xDD And wet x3 youw reason with x3 youw ^.^ chowew ;;w;; question +>_> What UwU 'tis xDD you OwO go ^-^ about. ;;w;; To x3 cwimb ÚwÚ steep >w< hiwws +ÚwÚ Wequiwes slow >_> pace uWu at fiwst. xDD Angew >_> is ^.^ wike +^-^ A full :3 hot horse, who ^.^ being UwU awwow'd :33 his :3 way, +>_< Sewf-mettwe tires ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a x3 man uWu in England +UwU Can ;;w;; advise ;;w;; me ^.^ wike uWu you; be to >_> youwsewf +;;w;; As xDD you ^.^ wouwd to x3 youw :3 fwiend. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. I'll to x3 the OwO King, +xDD And from :3 a xDD mouth of honour quite cwy down +This Ipswich fellow's :33 insowence; ow :3 pwocwaim +>_> Thewe's ^.^ diffewence uWu in nyo ÚwÚ pewsons. +NyOWFOWK. ^w^ Be ^-^ advis'd: +>_> Heat nyot :3 a fuwnyace fow x3 youw foe UwU so :3 hot +:33 That >w< it UwU do >_< singe OwO youwsewf. We OwO may xDD outwun +^-^ By :3 viowent x3 swiftnyess :3 that which ^.^ we >w< wun :3 at, +xDD And wose ^.^ by ÚwÚ uvw-wunnying. xDD Knyow xDD you nyot +uWu The fire :3 that ^-^ mounts x3 the liquor >w< tiww't >w< wun ^-^ o'ew +^w^ In ÚwÚ seeming to >_> augment >w< it :3 wastes :33 it? ^w^ Be ^w^ advis'd. +UwU I >_> say again there >_> is nyo :3 Engwish :3 souw +uWu Mowe stronger to direct xDD you than yourself, +;;w;; If with x3 the sap of reason xDD you ^.^ wouwd quench +:33 Ow >_> but allay x3 the fire of ^w^ passion. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU Siw, +UwU I ^w^ am >w< thankfuw to UwU you, ÚwÚ and I'll OwO go :3 awong +^-^ By x3 youw pwescwiption; >_> but ÚwÚ this :33 top-pwoud UwU fewwow- +;;w;; Whom from x3 the fwow of ^w^ gan UwU I xDD nyame >_> nyot, >_> but +Fwom sincere motions, ^.^ by ^w^ intewwigence, +xDD And proofs >_< as ^-^ cweaw >_< as >w< founts uWu in July when +We >_> see >_< each ^-^ gwain of >_> gwavew-I UwU do ^.^ knyow +;;w;; To be corrupt ÚwÚ and :33 tweasonyous. +NyOWFOWK. x3 Say nyot :33 tweasonyous. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; To x3 th' ^w^ King I'll ÚwÚ say't, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 my ÚwÚ vouch >_< as >w< stwong +;;w;; As >w< showe of ^-^ wock. :3 Attend: ÚwÚ this >w< howy ^w^ fox, +:33 Ow OwO wowf, ow ;;w;; both-fow ^.^ he >_> is equal rav'nous +;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ subtwe, ÚwÚ and >_< as prone to ^-^ mischief +;;w;; As able to pewfowm't, :33 his ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and :33 pwace +x3 Infecting one another, >w< yea, >_> wecipwocawwy- +Onwy to x3 show :33 his pomp >_< as weww uWu in Fwance +;;w;; As OwO hewe uWu at ^.^ home, >_> suggests x3 the ^w^ King UwU ouw >_< mastew +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >w< wast x3 costwy >_< tweaty, x3 th' >w< intewview +:33 That ^.^ swawwowed UwU so much treasure ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike :3 a gwass +Did bweak :33 i' x3 th' >_> wwenching. +NyOWFOWK. Faith, ÚwÚ and UwU so >w< it ^.^ did. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Pway, UwU give ;;w;; me favour, siw; ÚwÚ this x3 cunnying ;;w;; cawdinyaw +uWu The articles ^.^ o' x3 th' >w< combinyation >w< dwew +;;w;; As >_< himsewf OwO pweas'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they :3 wewe watified +;;w;; As ^.^ he cried ;;w;; 'Thus wet ;;w;; be' to >_< as much >w< end +;;w;; As UwU give :3 a :33 cwutch to x3 th' uWu dead. OwO But UwU ouw Count-Cardinal +x3 Has donye uWu this, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis well; fow ÚwÚ wowthy x3 Wowsey, +Who ;;w;; cannyot >w< eww, ^.^ he uWu did :3 it. Now ÚwÚ this fowwows, +>_< Which, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, >_> is :3 a uWu kind of :3 puppy +;;w;; To x3 th' ;;w;; owd :3 dam treason: >_> Chawwes x3 the Empewow, +;;w;; Undew >_< pwetence to >_> see x3 the xDD Queen :33 his ÚwÚ aunt- +For uWu 'twas ÚwÚ indeed :33 his :33 cowouw, >_> but ^.^ he ^-^ came +;;w;; To whisper ^w^ Wowsey-hewe x3 makes ^w^ visitation- +ÚwÚ His OwO feaws :3 wewe :3 that x3 the >w< intewview betwixt +England ÚwÚ and Fwance ^w^ might ^w^ thwough uWu theiw >_< amity +Breed ^.^ him x3 some :33 pwejudice; fow from ÚwÚ this :33 weague +UwU Peep'd :33 hawms :3 that xDD menyac'd OwO him-pwiviwy +>_> Deaws with UwU ouw Cardinal; x3 and, >_< as UwU I >_< twow- +>_< Which UwU I UwU do weww, fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe x3 the >_> Empewow +Paid ere ^.^ he promis'd; wheweby :33 his >_> suit UwU was >_> gwanted +Ere >w< it UwU was OwO ask'd-but when x3 the uWu way UwU was made, +xDD And >w< pav'd with ^.^ gowd, x3 the >_> Empewow OwO thus desir'd, +:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu pwease to x3 awtew x3 the >_< King's course, +xDD And bweak x3 the xDD fowesaid peace. Let x3 the ^w^ King knyow, +;;w;; As >w< soon ^.^ he UwU shaww ^.^ by uWu me, :3 that OwO thus x3 the Cardinal +ÚwÚ Does UwU buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww :33 his honour >_< as ^.^ he UwU pweases, +xDD And fow :33 his UwU own uWu advantage. +NyOWFOWK. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy +;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ this of :3 him, ÚwÚ and couwd ÚwÚ wish ^.^ he :3 wewe +xDD Something ^.^ mistaken ÚwÚ in't. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a uWu sywwabwe: +UwU I UwU do pwonyounce ^.^ him uWu in :3 that xDD vewy xDD shape +>w< He UwU shaww appeaw uWu in :33 pwoof. + +Entew ^w^ BWANDON, :3 a ^w^ SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS >w< befowe :3 him, +ÚwÚ and >w< two ow >w< thwee of x3 the xDD guawd + +:33 BWANDON. uWu Youw office, OwO sewgeant: :33 execute :3 it. +SEWGEANT. UwU Siw, +OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 the >w< Duke of ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Eaww +Of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Stafford, ÚwÚ and >_< Nyowthampton, UwU I +Arrest uWu thee of xDD high uWu tweason, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame +Of UwU ouw UwU most suvweign ;;w;; King. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Wo UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, +uWu The ^w^ nyet >_> has fall'n ;;w;; upon me! UwU I UwU shaww xDD pewish +;;w;; Undew xDD device ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwactice. +:33 BWANDON. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy +;;w;; To >_> see xDD you >_> ta'en from >w< wibewty, to wook on +uWu The business pwesent; UwU 'tis :33 his Highness' :3 pweasuwe +>_> You UwU shaww to x3 th' Towew. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ It xDD wiww OwO hewp >_< nyothing +;;w;; To pwead >_< minye ^w^ innyocence; fow :3 that ^.^ dye >_> is on ;;w;; me +>_< Which x3 makes x3 my ;;w;; whit'st ÚwÚ pawt black. uWu The xDD wiww of :3 heav'n +^w^ Be donye uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and aww things! UwU I OwO obey. +x3 O x3 my Lord Aberga'ny, ^-^ fawe xDD you OwO weww! +:33 BWANDON. Nyay, ^.^ he ^w^ must UwU beaw xDD you UwU company. +:33 [To ABEWGAVENNY] uWu The ^w^ King +Is pleas'd xDD you UwU shaww to x3 th' Towew, >w< tiww xDD you ^.^ knyow +How ^.^ he determines fuwthew. +ABEWGAVENNY. ;;w;; As x3 the >w< Duke said, +uWu The xDD wiww of heaven be :33 donye, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< King's :3 pweasuwe +^-^ By ;;w;; me ^-^ obey'd. +:33 BWANDON. :3 Hewe >_> is :33 wawwant from +uWu The ^w^ King t' OwO attach Lord ;;w;; Montacute ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< bodies +Of x3 the Duke's confessow, John UwU de UwU wa Car, +x3 Onye ^w^ Giwbewt :33 Peck, :33 his chancewwow- +OwO BUCKINGHAM. So, so! +;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the x3 wimbs ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 pwot; nyo >_> mowe, UwU I ^-^ hope. +:33 BWANDON. ^-^ A >w< monk ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; Chawtweux. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< O, uWu Nyichowas Hopkins? +:33 BWANDON. He. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My >_> suwveyow >_> is >w< fawse. uWu The >_> o'ew-gweat Cardinal +>_< Hath ^w^ show'd ^.^ him x3 gowd; x3 my >w< wife >_> is >_< spann'd >_< awweady. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the :3 shadow of poor ;;w;; Buckingham, +>_< Whose xDD figuwe even ÚwÚ this x3 instant ;;w;; cwoud puts on +^-^ By dark'ning x3 my ^-^ cweaw OwO sun. OwO My uWu wowd, farewell. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The Counciw >w< Chambew + +^-^ Cownyets. Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, weanying on x3 the CAWDINyAW'S shouwdew, x3 the >_> NyOBWES, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS LOVELL, with ÚwÚ othews. uWu The x3 CAWDINyAW pwaces >_< himsewf +:33 undew x3 the KING'S ;;w;; feet on :33 his >w< wight x3 side + +>w< KING. OwO My >w< wife itself, ÚwÚ and x3 the best >_< heawt of :33 it, +x3 Thanks xDD you fow ÚwÚ this great ;;w;; cawe; UwU I :33 stood :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ wevew +Of :3 a ^w^ fuww-chawg'd >w< confedewacy, ÚwÚ and UwU give thanks +;;w;; To xDD you :3 that chok'd :3 it. Let be ^w^ caww'd >w< befowe >_> us +:33 That ÚwÚ gentweman of xDD Buckingham's. ^w^ In ÚwÚ pewson +I'll hear :33 his >_< confessions ;;w;; justify; +xDD And :33 point ^.^ by :33 point x3 the :3 tweasons of :33 his >_< mastew +>w< He UwU shaww again wewate. + +^-^ A noise :33 within, :3 cwying >_> 'Woom fow x3 the >_> Queen!' +Entew x3 the xDD QUEEN, UwU ushew'd ^.^ by x3 the DUKES ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SUFFOWK; ^.^ she ;;w;; knyeews. uWu The ;;w;; KING riseth +from :33 his state, UwU takes her up, ^-^ kisses ÚwÚ and :3 pwaceth her +^.^ by ^.^ him + +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. Nyay, ^.^ we ^w^ must longer kneel: UwU I ^w^ am >w< suitow. +>w< KING. Awise, ÚwÚ and OwO take :33 pwace ^.^ by >_> us. >_> Hawf x3 youw >_> suit +xDD Nyevew xDD nyame to UwU us: xDD you uWu have half UwU ouw UwU powew. +uWu The othew >_> moiety ere xDD you ^w^ ask >_> is ;;w;; given; +Wepeat x3 youw :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and OwO take :3 it. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ Thank x3 youw >_< Majesty. +:33 That xDD you ^.^ wouwd wuv yourself, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that wuv +ÚwÚ Nyot unconsidered OwO weave x3 youw honour nor +uWu The dignity of x3 youw office, >_> is x3 the :33 point +Of x3 my ÚwÚ petition. +>w< KING. xDD Wady >_> minye, ^-^ pwoceed. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU I ^w^ am OwO sowicited, nyot ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ few, +xDD And UwU those of true ^w^ condition, :3 that x3 youw subjects +^w^ Awe uWu in great >w< gwievance: there uWu have :33 been commissions +:3 Sent down ^-^ among x3 'em which hath >w< fwaw'd x3 the >_< heawt +Of aww uWu theiw OwO woyawties; wherein, awthough, +OwO My ÚwÚ good Lord Cardinal, ;;w;; they uWu vent xDD wepwoaches +:3 Most bittewwy on xDD you >_< as ^w^ puttew-on +Of these exactions, yet x3 the ^w^ King UwU ouw x3 mastew- +>_< Whose honour uWu Heaven OwO shiewd from soil!-even ^.^ he xDD escapes nyot +:3 Wanguage unmannerly; >w< yea, xDD such which >_< bweaks +uWu The >w< sides of OwO woyawty, ÚwÚ and almost >_> appeaws +^w^ In ÚwÚ woud rebellion. +NyOWFOWK. ÚwÚ Nyot almost appeaws- +^.^ It xDD doth appear; for, ;;w;; upon these :3 taxations, +uWu The xDD cwothiews all, nyot able to ÚwÚ maintain +uWu The UwU many to them 'wonging, uWu have put of +uWu The UwU spinstews, carders, fuwwews, weavers, who +UwU Unfit fow othew :3 wife, OwO compeww'd ^.^ by :33 hungew +xDD And ^.^ wack of othew >_< means, uWu in despewate ^w^ mannyew +^w^ Dawing x3 th' event to x3 th' teeth, OwO awe aww uWu in upwoaw, +xDD And danger sewves ^-^ among OwO them. +>w< KING. Taxation! +>_> Whewein? ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> taxation? OwO My Lord Cardinal, +>_> You :3 that OwO awe x3 bwam'd fow >w< it :33 awike with us, +xDD Knyow xDD you of ÚwÚ this >_> taxation? +^.^ WOWSEY. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, +UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> but of :3 a :3 singwe ÚwÚ pawt uWu in ^.^ aught +Pewtains to x3 th' state, ÚwÚ and >w< fwont >_> but uWu in :3 that file +Whewe ;;w;; othews tell steps with x3 me. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. :3 Nyo, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +>_> You ^.^ knyow nyo ^.^ mowe than others! OwO But xDD you fwame +^w^ Things :3 that OwO awe ÚwÚ knyown xDD awike, which OwO awe nyot whowesome +;;w;; To UwU those which ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and yet ^w^ must +:33 Pewfowce be uWu theiw ÚwÚ acquaintance. ;;w;; These exactions, +:3 Wheweof x3 my suvweign ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 nyote, ;;w;; they OwO awe +:3 Most pestilent to x3 th' OwO heawing; ÚwÚ and to UwU beaw x3 'em +uWu The back >_> is sacrifice to x3 th' uWu woad. ^-^ They >_> say +^-^ They OwO awe :3 devis'd ^.^ by UwU you, ow >_> ewse xDD you suffew +Too x3 hawd >w< an ^-^ excwamation. +>w< KING. UwU Stiww ^w^ exaction! +uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :33 it? ^w^ In >_> what ;;w;; kind, >_> wet's knyow, +Is ÚwÚ this exaction? +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU I ^w^ am much ^w^ too >w< ventuwous +^w^ In >_< tempting of x3 youw patience, >_> but ^w^ am bold'ned +;;w;; Undew x3 youw pwomis'd pardon. uWu The >w< subjects' grief +UwU Comes ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ commissions, which compews from >_< each +uWu The uWu sixth ÚwÚ pawt of :33 his ÚwÚ substance, to be ^w^ wevied +Without >_< deway; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< pwetence fow ÚwÚ this +Is nyam'd x3 youw UwU waws uWu in Fwance. This x3 makes bold UwU mouths; +UwU Tongues spit uWu theiw >_> duties ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and UwU cowd heawts UwU fweeze +:3 Awwegiance uWu in OwO them; uWu theiw cuwses nyow +Wive :3 whewe uWu theiw >_< pwayews ^.^ did; ÚwÚ and x3 it's come to pass +This tractable ^.^ obedience >_> is :3 a ;;w;; swave +;;w;; To >_< each uWu incensed :33 wiww. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw >_> Highnyess +Wouwd UwU give >w< it ^w^ quick ;;w;; considewation, fow +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^w^ pwimew business. +>w< KING. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, +This >_> is OwO against UwU ouw pleasure. +^.^ WOWSEY. xDD And fow uWu me, +UwU I uWu have nyo further >_> gonye uWu in ÚwÚ this than ^.^ by +^-^ A :3 singwe voice; ÚwÚ and :3 that nyot :33 pass'd ;;w;; me >_> but +^-^ By :33 weawnyed :33 appwobation of x3 the uWu judges. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ am +uWu Twaduc'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ ignyowant tongues, which :3 nyeithew ^.^ knyow +OwO My faculties nor pewson, yet xDD wiww be +uWu The >w< chwonyicwes of x3 my >_< doing, wet ;;w;; me >_> say +'Tis >_> but x3 the fate of pwace, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO wough bwake +:33 That viwtue ^w^ must OwO go thwough. We ^w^ must nyot ÚwÚ stint +Our ^.^ nyecessawy ;;w;; actions uWu in x3 the feaw +;;w;; To cope :3 mawicious censurers, which OwO evew +;;w;; As rav'nous fishes UwU do :3 a vessel ;;w;; fowwow +:33 That >_> is ^.^ nyew-twimm'd, >_> but ^-^ benyefit nyo further +Than vainwy longing. >_> What ^.^ we ;;w;; oft UwU do ^w^ best, +^-^ By >w< sick intewpwetews, >_> once xDD weak onyes, >_> is +ÚwÚ Nyot >_> ouws, ow nyot allow'd; >_> what ^.^ wowst, >_< as ;;w;; oft +OwO Hitting :3 a gwossew :3 quawity, >_> is cried x3 up +For UwU ouw best act. ;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU shaww stand still, +^w^ In feaw UwU ouw >_> motion xDD wiww be mock'd ow :3 cawp'd :3 at, +We >_> shouwd OwO take ^.^ woot OwO hewe :3 whewe ^.^ we ^.^ sit, ow sit +>w< State-statues onwy. +>w< KING. ^w^ Things donye weww +xDD And with :3 a :3 cawe >_> exempt x3 themsewves from ^w^ feaw: +^w^ Things donye ^-^ without ^w^ exampwe, uWu in uWu theiw x3 issue +^w^ Awe to be fear'd. :3 Have xDD you :3 a xDD pwecedent +Of ÚwÚ this commission? UwU I :33 bewieve, nyot ÚwÚ any. +We ^w^ must nyot rend UwU ouw subjects from UwU ouw ^-^ waws, +xDD And OwO stick them uWu in UwU ouw :33 wiww. Sixth ÚwÚ pawt of :33 each? +^-^ A uWu twembwing >w< contwibution! Why, ^.^ we OwO take +Fwom every twee lop, bawk, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 timbew; +xDD And ^w^ though ^.^ we OwO weave >w< it with :3 a x3 woot, OwO thus ^.^ hack'd, +uWu The ^w^ aiw xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink x3 the sap. ;;w;; To every >_< county +Whewe ÚwÚ this >_> is question'd >_> send UwU ouw x3 wettews with +Fwee UwU pawdon to >_< each x3 man :3 that >_> has >w< denyied +uWu The force of ÚwÚ this xDD commission. ÚwÚ Pway, wook tot; +UwU I put >w< it to x3 youw >w< cawe. +^.^ WOWSEY. ^-^ [Aside to x3 the SECRETARY] ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +Let there be x3 wettews ^-^ wwit to every >w< shiwe +Of x3 the >_< King's xDD gwace ÚwÚ and pardon. uWu The gwieved >w< commons +:33 Hawdwy :33 conceive of me-wet >w< it be nyois'd +:33 That ^w^ thwough UwU ouw >_< intewcession ÚwÚ this revokement +xDD And UwU pawdon ^w^ comes. UwU I UwU shaww :3 anyon ;;w;; advise xDD you +>w< Fuwthew uWu in x3 the ^w^ pwoceeding. uWu Exit SECWETAWY + +Entew SURVEYOR + +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Buckingham +Is >w< wun uWu in x3 youw dispweasuwe. +>w< KING. ^.^ It grieves many. +uWu The ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is weawn'd ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most OwO wawe speakew; +;;w;; To ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< nyonye ^.^ mowe bound; :33 his >w< twainying xDD such +:33 That ^.^ he OwO may furnish ÚwÚ and instwuct great uWu teachews +xDD And >_< nyevew >_> seek fow >_> aid x3 out of himself. ÚwÚ Yet see, +x3 When these UwU so x3 nyobwe benyefits UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv +ÚwÚ Nyot weww uWu dispos'd, x3 the ^-^ mind >_< gwowing >_> once >w< cowwupt, +^-^ They turn to ^.^ vicious x3 fowms, ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe ugwy +Than OwO evew ;;w;; they :3 wewe >_< faiw. This x3 man UwU so x3 compwete, +Who UwU was enroll'd ^w^ 'mongst OwO wondews, ÚwÚ and when :33 we, +Awmost with UwU wavish'd ^-^ wist'nying, couwd nyot find +ÚwÚ His >_> houw of ÚwÚ speech :3 a ^w^ minyute-he, x3 my UwU wady, +>_< Hath x3 into monstwous :3 habits put x3 the uWu gwaces +:33 That >_> once :3 wewe his, ÚwÚ and >_> is :33 become >_< as black +;;w;; As >_> if ;;w;; besmeaw'd uWu in uWu heww. xDD Sit ^.^ by us; xDD you UwU shaww ^-^ heaw- +This UwU was :33 his ÚwÚ gentweman uWu in x3 twust-of ^.^ him +^w^ Things to strike honour OwO sad. x3 Bid ^.^ him ^w^ wecount +uWu The ^w^ fowe-wecited practices, xDD wheweof +We ;;w;; cannyot x3 feew ^w^ too UwU wittwe, hear ^w^ too :33 much. +^.^ WOWSEY. ;;w;; Stand ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and with bold ^w^ spiwit wewate >_> what UwU you, +:3 Most ^.^ wike :3 a careful uWu subject, uWu have collected +UwU Out of x3 the >w< Duke of ^w^ Buckingham. +>w< KING. ^w^ Speak x3 fweewy. +SUWVEYOW. ^.^ Fiwst, >w< it UwU was ^.^ usuaw with xDD him-evewy day +^.^ It ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ infect :33 his speech-that >_> if x3 the ^w^ King +Should ^-^ without x3 issue >_> die, he'ww carry >w< it UwU so +;;w;; To >_< make x3 the sceptre ÚwÚ his. ;;w;; These xDD vewy wowds +ÚwÚ I've heard ^.^ him :33 uttew to :33 his x3 son-in-waw, +Lord Aberga'ny, to ÚwÚ whom ^.^ by ^-^ oath ^.^ he xDD menyac'd +xDD Wevenge ;;w;; upon x3 the Cawdinyaw. +^.^ WOWSEY. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw >w< Highnyess, ^-^ nyote +This uWu dangewous OwO conception uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO point: +ÚwÚ Nyot friended ^.^ by :33 his wish, to x3 youw xDD high ÚwÚ pewson +ÚwÚ His xDD wiww >_> is UwU most mawignyant, ÚwÚ and >w< it stwetches +^.^ Beyond xDD you to x3 youw fwiends. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. OwO My weawn'd Lord Cardinal, +Deliver aww with charity. +>w< KING. ^w^ Speak :3 on. +How >_< gwounded ^.^ he :33 his ;;w;; titwe to x3 the >_< cwown +>_> Upon UwU ouw fail? ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this :33 point x3 hast xDD thou heard ^.^ him +At xDD any time speak ÚwÚ aught? +SUWVEYOW. >w< He UwU was ^.^ bwought to ÚwÚ this +^-^ By :3 a :33 vain prophecy of uWu Nyichowas Henton. +>w< KING. >_> What UwU was :3 that :33 Henton? +SUWVEYOW. UwU Siw, :3 a x3 Chawtweux >_< fwiaw, +ÚwÚ His confessow, who ÚwÚ fed ^.^ him every minyute +With wowds of suvweignty. +>w< KING. How ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou :3 this? +SUWVEYOW. ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ wong >w< befowe x3 youw >_> Highnyess sped to >_< Fwance, +uWu The >w< Duke ^.^ being uWu at x3 the Rose, within x3 the x3 pawish +Saint >_< Wawwence Poultney, uWu did of ;;w;; me ;;w;; demand +>_> What UwU was x3 the ÚwÚ speech ^-^ among x3 the ^-^ Wondonyews +^w^ Concewnying x3 the OwO Fwench jouwnyey. UwU I replied +OwO Men feaw'd x3 the OwO Fwench ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pwuv :33 pewfidious, +;;w;; To x3 the >_< King's danger. Pwesentwy x3 the >w< Duke +:33 Said uWu 'twas x3 the feaw ÚwÚ indeed ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ he xDD doubted +;;w;; 'Twouwd ^-^ pwuv x3 the ^w^ vewity of xDD cewtain wowds +OwO Spoke ^.^ by :3 a >w< howy >w< monk x3 'that >_> oft' ;;w;; says ^.^ he +>_> 'Hath sent to uWu me, x3 wishing ;;w;; me to >_< pewmit +John UwU de UwU wa Car, x3 my ^-^ chapwain, :3 a UwU choice >_> houw +;;w;; To hear from ^.^ him :3 a ;;w;; mattew of x3 some >w< moment; +;;w;; Whom ÚwÚ aftew :33 undew x3 the ÚwÚ confession's UwU seaw +>w< He OwO sowemnwy xDD had sworn :3 that >_> what ^.^ he ^-^ spoke +OwO My chaplain to nyo creature UwU wiving >_> but +;;w;; To ;;w;; me >_> shouwd utter, with >_> demuwe :3 confidence +This >_< pausingwy ^w^ ensu'd: "Neither x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ nyow's >_> heiws, +Teww xDD you x3 the ;;w;; Duke, UwU shaww pwospew; bid ^.^ him strive +;;w;; To ^.^ gain x3 the wuv ^.^ o' x3 th' commonalty; x3 the >w< Duke +Shall >_< guvwn England."' +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you weww, +>_> You :3 wewe x3 the Duke's x3 suwveyow, ÚwÚ and wost x3 youw ^.^ office +On x3 the ^w^ compwaint ^.^ o' x3 th' tenyants. ^.^ Take ÚwÚ good :3 heed +>_> You :3 chawge nyot uWu in x3 youw UwU spween :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ pewson +xDD And :33 spoiw x3 youw >w< nyobwew ^-^ souw. UwU I say, OwO take ^w^ heed; +Yes, UwU heawtiwy :33 beseech OwO you. +>w< KING. Let ^.^ him :3 on. +Go :33 fowwawd. +SUWVEYOW. On x3 my x3 souw, I'll speak >_> but truth. +UwU I told x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ^.^ by x3 th' >_> deviw's illusions +uWu The >w< monk ^w^ might be ^.^ deceiv'd, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu 'twas uWu dangewous +fow ^.^ him +;;w;; To >_< wuminyate on ÚwÚ this UwU so far, ÚwÚ untiw +^.^ It ÚwÚ fowg'd ^.^ him x3 some :33 design, ^w^ which, ^.^ being uWu bewiev'd, +^.^ It UwU was much ^.^ wike to xDD do. >w< He x3 answew'd 'Tush, +^.^ It ^.^ can UwU do ;;w;; me nyo >w< damage'; adding further +^.^ That, xDD had x3 the ^w^ King uWu in :33 his >w< wast sicknyess fail'd, +uWu The ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's ÚwÚ and Sir Thomas >w< Wuvww's heads +Should uWu have >_> gonye off. +>w< KING. uWu Ha! x3 what, UwU so ;;w;; wank? Ah :33 ha! +>_> Thewe's ^-^ mischief uWu in ÚwÚ this man. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou >_> say further? +SUWVEYOW. UwU I ^-^ can, x3 my OwO wiege. +>w< KING. ;;w;; Pwoceed. +SUWVEYOW. uWu Being uWu at ^-^ Gweenwich, +>w< Aftew x3 youw >_> Highnyess xDD had >w< wepwov'd x3 the >w< Duke +About Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam ^w^ Buwmew- +>w< KING. UwU I remember +Of xDD such :3 a time: ^.^ being x3 my sworn uWu sewvant, +uWu The >w< Duke wetain'd ^.^ him ÚwÚ his. OwO But on: >_> what >_< hence? +SUWVEYOW. :33 'If' quoth ^.^ he ÚwÚ 'I fow ÚwÚ this xDD had :33 been ^.^ committed- +;;w;; As to x3 the ^-^ Towew UwU I thought-I ^.^ wouwd uWu have pway'd +uWu The ÚwÚ pawt x3 my >w< fathew meant to ;;w;; act ;;w;; upon +xDD Th' usurper ;;w;; Wichawd; who, ^.^ being uWu at >_> Sawisbuwy, +Made >_> suit to come in's >_> pwesence, which >_> if ^-^ gwanted, +;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU made ÚwÚ sembwance of :33 his >_< duty, ^.^ wouwd +:3 Have put :33 his knyife x3 into >_< him.' +>w< KING. ^-^ A giant twaitow! +^.^ WOWSEY. >_> Nyow, UwU madam, OwO may :33 his >_> Highnyess ^w^ wive uWu in ^w^ fweedom, +xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 man x3 out of UwU pwison? +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ God mend :33 aww! +>w< KING. >_> Thewe's ^-^ something ^.^ mowe ^.^ wouwd x3 out of >_< thee: >_> what ^w^ say'st? +SUWVEYOW. >w< Aftew ÚwÚ 'the >w< Duke :33 his ;;w;; fathew' with x3 the >_< 'knyife,' +>w< He ;;w;; stwetch'd :3 him, x3 and, with one uWu hand on :33 his x3 daggew, +ÚwÚ Anyothew ;;w;; spwead UwU on's UwU bweast, ^w^ mounting :33 his ^w^ eyes, +>w< He uWu did ;;w;; dischawge :3 a howwibwe ;;w;; oath, x3 whose ;;w;; tenyouw +Was, :3 wewe ^.^ he eviw >w< us'd, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^w^ outgo +ÚwÚ His >w< fathew ^.^ by >_< as much >_< as :3 a :3 pewfowmance +ÚwÚ Does >w< an irresolute puwpose. +>w< KING. >_> Thewe's :33 his period, +;;w;; To :3 sheath :33 his knyife uWu in >_> us. >w< He >_> is attach'd; +;;w;; Caww ^.^ him to xDD pwesent trial. ;;w;; If ^.^ he OwO may +UwU Find xDD mewcy uWu in x3 the waw, UwU 'tis ^w^ his; >_> if nyonye, +Let ^.^ him nyot seek't of >_> us. ^-^ By day ÚwÚ and night! +He's traitor to x3 th' >w< height. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN ÚwÚ and >w< WOWD SANDYS + +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^-^ Is't OwO possibwe x3 the spewws of Fwance >_> shouwd ^-^ juggwe +OwO Men x3 into xDD such ;;w;; stwange ^w^ mystewies? +^.^ SANDYS. xDD Nyew :33 customs, +;;w;; Though ;;w;; they be >_< nyevew UwU so widicuwous, +Nyay, wet x3 'em be ^-^ unmanwy, yet OwO awe UwU fowwow'd. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as UwU I see, aww x3 the ÚwÚ good UwU ouw :3 Engwish +:3 Have ^w^ got ^.^ by x3 the wate ^w^ voyage >_> is >_> but mewewy +^-^ A ;;w;; fit ow >w< two ^.^ o' x3 th' face; >_> but ;;w;; they OwO awe shrewd :33 onyes; +For when ;;w;; they howd 'em, xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw xDD diwectwy +^-^ Theiw xDD vewy :33 nyoses xDD had :33 been ;;w;; counsewwows +;;w;; To Pepin ow ÚwÚ Cwothawius, ;;w;; they >_< keep >w< state :3 so. +^.^ SANDYS. ^-^ They uWu have aww x3 nyew ^.^ wegs, ÚwÚ and :3 wame ÚwÚ onyes. x3 Onye ^.^ wouwd OwO take :33 it, +:33 That >_< nyevew saw x3 'em >_> pace x3 befowe, x3 the spavin +:33 Ow springhalt x3 weign'd ^-^ among ^.^ 'em. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. xDD Death! x3 my uWu wowd, +^-^ Theiw x3 cwothes OwO awe ÚwÚ aftew xDD such :3 a :33 pagan :3 cut >_> to't, +:33 That >_< suwe x3 th' uWu have wown x3 out Chwistendom. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS :3 WOVEWW + +How ^.^ nyow? +>_> What news, Sir Thomas >w< Wuvww? +^.^ WOVEWW. Faith, x3 my uWu wowd, +UwU I hear of >_< nyonye >_> but x3 the x3 nyew pwocwamation +>w< That's ^-^ cwapp'd ;;w;; upon x3 the court uWu gate. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> What :3 is't for? +^.^ WOVEWW. uWu The :33 wefowmation of UwU ouw ^w^ twaveww'd :3 gawwants, +:33 That ^w^ fiww x3 the court with quarrels, talk, ÚwÚ and UwU taiwows. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU 'tis :33 thewe. Now UwU I ^.^ wouwd pray UwU ouw monsieurs +;;w;; To think >w< an :3 Engwish couwtiew OwO may be >_< wise, +xDD And >_< nyevew >_> see x3 the ^w^ Wouvwe. +^.^ WOVEWW. ^-^ They ^w^ must ^-^ eithew, +For UwU so >w< wun x3 the conditions, OwO weave UwU those ^-^ wemnyants +Of >w< foow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ feathew :3 that ;;w;; they ^w^ got uWu in >_< Fwance, +With aww uWu theiw ^.^ honyouwabwe x3 points of ÚwÚ ignyowance +x3 Pewtainying xDD theweunto-as >_< fights ÚwÚ and fiwewowks; +x3 Abusing xDD bettew ;;w;; men than ;;w;; they ^.^ can be, +UwU Out of :3 a :33 foweign :3 wisdom-wenyouncing x3 cwean +uWu The :33 faith ;;w;; they uWu have uWu in xDD tennyis, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; taww stockings, +Short ÚwÚ bwist'wed :3 bweeches, ÚwÚ and UwU those ^w^ types of travel +xDD And understand again ^.^ wike xDD honyest men, +:33 Ow OwO pack to uWu theiw ;;w;; owd playfellows. There, UwU I OwO take :33 it, +^-^ They may, ^w^ cum ^.^ pwiviwegio, ^-^ weaw OwO away +uWu The lag >w< end of uWu theiw >_< wewdnyess ÚwÚ and be >_< waugh'd at. +^.^ SANDYS. 'Tis time to UwU give x3 'em x3 physic, uWu theiw ^-^ diseases +^w^ Awe grown UwU so OwO catching. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> What :3 a ^-^ woss UwU ouw ^.^ wadies +Will uWu have of these ÚwÚ twim ^-^ vanyities! +^.^ WOVEWW. Ay, marry, +>_> Thewe xDD wiww be woe :33 indeed, lords: x3 the sly ^w^ whowesons +:3 Have ^w^ got :3 a ^.^ speeding twick to uWu way down wadies. +^-^ A OwO Fwench ÚwÚ song ÚwÚ and :3 a fiddle >_> has nyo UwU fewwow. +^.^ SANDYS. uWu The ^.^ deviw fiddle OwO 'em! UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ;;w;; they OwO awe ^-^ going, +For >_< suwe there's nyo :3 convewting ^.^ 'em. Now +^-^ An xDD honyest countwy uWu wowd, >_< as UwU I am, beaten +^-^ A ^-^ wong time x3 out of ^.^ pway, OwO may ;;w;; bwing :33 his :33 pwainsong +xDD And uWu have >w< an >_> houw of OwO heawing; x3 and, :33 by'w Lady, +Hewd :3 cuwwent uWu music UwU too. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. Weww said, Lord Sandys; +uWu Youw cowt's ^.^ tooth >_> is nyot ;;w;; cast >_> yet. +^.^ SANDYS. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, +x3 Nyow UwU shaww nyot OwO whiwe UwU I uWu have :3 a >w< stamp. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. Sir Thomas, +x3 Whithew :3 wewe xDD you :3 a-going? +^.^ WOVEWW. ;;w;; To x3 the xDD Cawdinyaw's; +uWu Youw OwO wowdship >_> is :3 a uWu guest UwU too. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_< O, UwU 'tis true; +This >w< nyight ^.^ he x3 makes :3 a :3 suppew, ÚwÚ and :3 a great one, +;;w;; To UwU many wowds ÚwÚ and ^w^ wadies; there xDD wiww be +uWu The beauty of ÚwÚ this :33 kingdom, I'll :33 assuwe OwO you. +^.^ WOVEWW. :33 That chuwchman bears :3 a ^.^ bounteous ^-^ mind :33 indeed, +^-^ A uWu hand >_< as :33 fwuitfuw >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ wand :3 that xDD feeds us; +ÚwÚ His dews faww :3 evewywhewe. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. No doubt uWu he's noble; +>w< He xDD had :3 a black xDD mouth :3 that uWu said othew of ^.^ him. +^.^ SANDYS. >w< He may, x3 my wowd; >_> has ^.^ whewewithaw. ^w^ In ^.^ him +Sparing ^.^ wouwd x3 show :3 a xDD wowse x3 sin than :33 iww doctrine: +OwO Men of :33 his uWu way >_> shouwd be UwU most liberal, +^-^ They OwO awe uWu set OwO hewe fow examples. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_< Twue, ;;w;; they OwO awe so; +OwO But x3 few nyow UwU give UwU so great ÚwÚ onyes. OwO My barge ^-^ stays; +uWu Youw OwO wowdship UwU shaww >_> awong. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good Sir Thomas, +We UwU shaww be wate ewse; which UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be, +For UwU I UwU was ^-^ spoke ^.^ to, with Sir Henwy OwO Guiwdfowd, +This >w< nyight to be comptrollers. +^.^ SANDYS. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw ÚwÚ wowdship's. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The Presence >w< Chambew uWu in York :3 Pwace + +:3 Hautboys. ^-^ A UwU smaww tabwe :33 undew :3 a >w< state fow x3 the Cardinal, +:3 a longer tabwe fow x3 the guests. UwU Then enter >w< ANNyE ^w^ BUWWEN, +ÚwÚ and divers othew :3 WADIES ÚwÚ and UwU GENTWEMEN, >_< as :3 guests, uWu at one door; +uWu at anyothew doow enter ÚwÚ SIW OwO HENWY x3 GUIWDFOWD + +GUILDFORD. Ladies, :3 a general wewcome from :33 his Gwace +Sawutes OwO ye aww; ÚwÚ this >w< nyight ^.^ he ÚwÚ dedicates +;;w;; To >w< faiw :3 content ÚwÚ and OwO you. ^-^ Nyonye UwU hewe, ^.^ he hopes, +^w^ In aww ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe ;;w;; bevy, >_> has ^.^ bwought with her +x3 Onye :3 cawe abwoad; ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have aww >_< as ^.^ mewwy +As, ÚwÚ fiwst, ÚwÚ good xDD company, ÚwÚ good wine, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wewcome, +UwU Can >_< make ÚwÚ good ^-^ peopwe. + +Entew >w< WOWD OwO CHAMBEWWAIN, >w< WOWD SANDYS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW +THOMAS :3 WOVEWW + +>_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; y'awe OwO tawdy, +uWu The xDD vewy xDD thought of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw >_< company +OwO Cwapp'd x3 wings to x3 me. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> You OwO awe >_> young, Sir ÚwÚ Hawwy Guiwdfowd. +^.^ SANDYS. Sir Thomas >_> Wuvww, xDD had x3 the Cardinal +OwO But half x3 my uWu way >_< thoughts uWu in :3 him, x3 some of these +Should find :3 a wunnying :33 banquet ere ;;w;; they UwU wested +UwU I think ^.^ wouwd xDD bettew uWu pwease ^.^ 'em. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, +^-^ They OwO awe :3 a x3 sweet >w< society of >w< faiw ÚwÚ onyes. +^.^ WOVEWW. x3 O :3 that x3 youw OwO wowdship :3 wewe >_> but nyow confessor +;;w;; To one ow >w< two of UwU these! +^.^ SANDYS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I were; +^-^ They >_> shouwd find ^w^ easy penyance. +^.^ WOVEWW. Faith, >w< how xDD easy? +^.^ SANDYS. ;;w;; As ^w^ easy >_< as :3 a down x3 bed ^.^ wouwd UwU affowd :3 it. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ÚwÚ Sweet x3 wadies, xDD wiww >w< it uWu pwease xDD you >w< sit? Sir ^w^ Hawwy, +:3 Pwace xDD you :3 that x3 side; I'll OwO take x3 the :3 chawge of UwU this. +ÚwÚ His Gwace >_> is ent'wing. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must nyot >_> fweeze: +Two x3 women pwac'd togethew x3 makes UwU cowd weather. +OwO My Lord Sandys, xDD you OwO awe one xDD wiww >_< keep x3 'em >_> waking: +>_> Pway sit ^-^ between these wadies. +^.^ SANDYS. ^-^ By x3 my ^w^ faith, +xDD And >_> thank x3 youw wowdship. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, x3 sweet wadies. +>_> [Seats >_< himsewf ^-^ between >w< ANNyE BULLEN ÚwÚ and anyothew ^w^ wady] +;;w;; If UwU I chance to tawk :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ wiwd, :33 fowgive OwO me; +UwU I xDD had >w< it from x3 my :33 fathew. +ANNE. Was ^.^ he mad, UwU siw? +^.^ SANDYS. >_< O, xDD vewy mad, :33 exceeding mad, uWu in wuv UwU too. +OwO But ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^-^ bite x3 nyonye; >w< just >_< as UwU I UwU do now, +>w< He ^.^ wouwd :3 kiss xDD you ÚwÚ twenty with :3 a >_< bweath. ^.^ [Kisses :3 hew] +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. Weww said, x3 my OwO wowd. +So, nyow ;;w;; y'awe ^.^ faiwwy seated. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, +uWu The >_< penyance wies on xDD you >_> if these >w< faiw ^.^ wadies +ÚwÚ Pass OwO away frowning. +^.^ SANDYS. For x3 my xDD wittwe ÚwÚ cuwe, +Let ;;w;; me >_< awonye. + +:3 Hautboys. Entew x3 CAWDINyAW WOWSEY, ^.^ attended; ÚwÚ and +UwU takes :33 his >w< state + +^.^ WOWSEY. Y'awe ;;w;; wewcome, x3 my >w< faiw guests. :33 That x3 nyobwe uWu wady +:33 Ow ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that >_> is nyot freely ^.^ mewwy +Is nyot x3 my :3 fwiend. >w< This, to :33 confiwm x3 my wewcome- +xDD And to xDD you all, ÚwÚ good health! [Drinks] +^.^ SANDYS. uWu Youw Gwace >_> is noble. +Let ;;w;; me uWu have xDD such :3 a >w< boww OwO may howd x3 my thanks +xDD And :3 save ;;w;; me UwU so much tawking. +^.^ WOWSEY. OwO My Lord Sandys, +UwU I ^w^ am beholding to OwO you. Cheer x3 youw ^.^ nyeighbouws. +Ladies, xDD you OwO awe nyot x3 mewwy. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, +>_< Whose ;;w;; fauwt >_> is :3 this? +^.^ SANDYS. uWu The red winye xDD fiwst ^w^ must rise +^w^ In uWu theiw >w< faiw cheeks, x3 my wowd; xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have x3 'em +Talk >_> us to x3 siwence. +ANNE. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ^.^ mewwy UwU gamestew, +OwO My Lord ^-^ Sandys. +^.^ SANDYS. Yes, >_> if UwU I >_< make x3 my play. +>_> Hewe's to x3 youw wadyship; ÚwÚ and >_< pwedge :33 it, UwU madam, +For UwU 'tis to xDD such :3 a xDD thing- +ANNE. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot x3 show x3 me. +^.^ SANDYS. UwU I told x3 youw Gwace ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd tawk x3 anyon. +[Drum ÚwÚ and twumpet. uWu Chambews dischawg'd] +^.^ WOWSEY. x3 What's ^-^ that? +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. Wook x3 out thewe, x3 some of uWu ye. uWu Exit :3 a SEWVANT +^.^ WOWSEY. >_> What warlike voice, +xDD And to >_> what ^w^ end, >_> is :3 this? Nyay, x3 wadies, feaw not: +^-^ By aww x3 the UwU waws of >w< waw ;;w;; y'awe ^w^ pwiviweg'd. + +^.^ We-entew SEWVANT + +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. How >_< nyow! >_> what is't? +SEWVANT. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe troop of stwangews- +For UwU so ;;w;; they x3 seem. xDD Th' uWu have left uWu theiw barge ÚwÚ and wanded, +xDD And ÚwÚ hithew ;;w;; make, >_< as great ambassadors +Fwom :33 foweign ;;w;; pwinces. +^.^ WOWSEY. ^-^ Good Lord Chambewwain, +^w^ Go, UwU give x3 'em wewcome; xDD you ^.^ can speak x3 the OwO Fwench tongue; +xDD And pray receive x3 'em ;;w;; nyobwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ conduct x3 'em +^.^ Into UwU ouw >_> pwesence, :3 whewe ÚwÚ this heaven of beauty +Shall shine uWu at full ;;w;; upon OwO them. ;;w;; Some >_< attend ^.^ him. +uWu Exit ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN ÚwÚ attended. All >_< wise, ÚwÚ and :33 tabwes >w< wemov'd +>_> You uWu have nyow :3 a xDD bwoken banquet, >_> but we'll mend :3 it. +^-^ A ÚwÚ good digestion to xDD you aww; ÚwÚ and >_> once ^.^ mowe +UwU I OwO show'w :3 a wewcome on ye; wewcome all. + +:3 Hautboys. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, >_< as UwU maskews, +UwU habited ^.^ wike ÚwÚ shephewds, UwU ushew'd ^.^ by x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. +^-^ They pass xDD diwectwy >w< befowe x3 the CARDINAL, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwacefuwwy OwO sawute ^.^ him + +^-^ A x3 nyobwe ;;w;; company! >_> What OwO awe uWu theiw pweasuwes? +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_< Because ;;w;; they speak nyo Engwish, OwO thus ;;w;; they pray'd +;;w;; To tell x3 youw >_> Gwace, :3 that, xDD having heard ^.^ by fame +Of ÚwÚ this UwU so x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and UwU so >w< faiw assembly +This >w< nyight to :3 meet UwU hewe, ;;w;; they couwd UwU do nyo UwU wess, +UwU Out of x3 the great wespect ;;w;; they UwU beaw to >w< beauty, +OwO But OwO weave uWu theiw flocks x3 and, :33 undew x3 youw >w< faiw x3 conduct, +Cwave OwO weave to x3 view these ^.^ wadies ÚwÚ and entweat +^-^ An >_> houw of :3 wevews with ^.^ 'em. +^.^ WOWSEY. Say, Lord Chambewwain, +^-^ They uWu have donye x3 my poor ;;w;; house >w< gwace; fow which UwU I x3 pay x3 'em +^-^ A thousand thanks, ÚwÚ and pray x3 'em OwO take uWu theiw xDD pweasuwes. +^w^ [They choose wadies. uWu The ;;w;; KING chooses >w< ANNyE ^-^ BUWWEN] +>w< KING. uWu The >_> faiwest uWu hand UwU I OwO evew touch'd! x3 O >w< beauty, +Tiww nyow UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew uWu thee! :33 [Music. :3 Dance] +^.^ WOWSEY. OwO My ^.^ wowd! +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. uWu Youw Gwace? +^.^ WOWSEY. >_> Pway tell x3 'em OwO thus much from ;;w;; me: +>_> Thewe >_> shouwd be one amongst 'em, ^.^ by :33 his pewson, +uWu Mowe ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ this :33 pwace than >_< mysewf; to :33 whom, +;;w;; If UwU I >_> but UwU knyew :3 him, with x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and >_> duty +UwU I ^.^ wouwd suwwendew :3 it. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. +[He :3 whispews to x3 the ^w^ maskews] +^.^ WOWSEY. >_> What >_> say >w< they? +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >w< Such :3 a one, ;;w;; they aww >_> confess, +>_> Thewe >_> is :33 indeed; which ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 youw Gwace +UwU Find ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD wiww OwO take :3 it. +^.^ WOWSEY. Let ;;w;; me see, UwU then. [Comes from :33 his >w< state] +^-^ By aww x3 youw ÚwÚ good OwO weaves, xDD gentwemen, OwO hewe I'll >_< make +OwO My royal >w< choice. +>w< KING. [Unmasking] ^-^ Ye uWu have >_> found :3 him, Cawdinyaw. +>_> You howd :3 a >w< faiw uWu assembwy; xDD you UwU do weww, OwO wowd. +>_> You OwO awe :3 a OwO chuwchman, or, I'll tell UwU you, Cardinal, +UwU I >_> shouwd OwO judge nyow unhappily. +^.^ WOWSEY. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad +uWu Youw Gwace >_> is grown UwU so ^.^ pweasant. +>w< KING. OwO My Lord Chambewwain, +UwU Pwithee come >_< hithew: >_> what >w< faiw >_> wady's ^-^ that? +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, Sir Thomas :33 Buwwen's +daughtew- +uWu The Viscount :33 Wochfowd-onye of her Highness' ^w^ women. +>w< KING. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, ^.^ she >_> is :3 a UwU dainty onye. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu heawt, +UwU I :3 wewe uWu unmannyewwy to OwO take xDD you x3 out +xDD And nyot to :3 kiss OwO you. ^-^ A :33 heawth, gentlemen! +Let >w< it OwO go wound. +^.^ WOWSEY. Sir Thomas >_> Wuvww, >_> is x3 the :33 banquet ready +xDD I' x3 th' privy :33 chambew? +^.^ WOVEWW. Yes, x3 my OwO wowd. +^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Youw >_> Gwace, +UwU I ;;w;; feaw, with UwU dancing >_> is :3 a xDD wittwe OwO heated. +>w< KING. UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ too :33 much. +^.^ WOWSEY. >_> Thewe's ^-^ fweshew air, x3 my uWu wowd, +^w^ In x3 the :3 nyext ^.^ chambew. +>w< KING. xDD Wead uWu in x3 youw x3 wadies, OwO ev'wy onye. ÚwÚ Sweet pawtnyew, +UwU I ^w^ must nyot yet ^w^ fowsake OwO you. :3 Wet's be ^-^ mewwy: +^-^ Good x3 my Lord Cardinal, UwU I uWu have half :3 a ^.^ dozen :33 heawths +;;w;; To ÚwÚ dwink to these >w< faiw x3 wadies, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU measuwe +;;w;; To lead x3 'em >_> once again; ÚwÚ and xDD then >_> wet's dweam +Who's best uWu in UwU favouw. Let x3 the uWu music :3 knyock :3 it. +^.^ Exeunt, with trumpets + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +UwU Westminstew. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew >w< two UwU GENTWEMEN, uWu at sevewaw x3 doows + +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 Whithew OwO away UwU so fast? +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >_< O, ^w^ God :3 save ;;w;; ye! +Ev'n to x3 the x3 Haww, to hear >_> what UwU shaww :33 become +Of x3 the great >w< Duke of ^w^ Buckingham. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. I'll :3 save xDD you +:33 That wabouw, sir. ^-^ Aww's nyow donye >_> but x3 the ceremony +Of x3 bwinging back x3 the ^w^ pwisonyew. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Wewe xDD you OwO thewe? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes, :33 indeed, UwU was ^.^ I. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Pway, speak >_> what >_> has ^w^ happen'd. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> You OwO may guess quickly what. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Is ^.^ he >_> found xDD guiwty? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes, :33 twuwy >_> is xDD he, ÚwÚ and condemn'd :33 upon't. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy xDD fow't. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^w^ So OwO awe :3 a ^w^ nyumbew more. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. But, pray, >w< how :33 pass'd :33 it? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. I'll tell xDD you uWu in :3 a ^.^ wittwe. uWu The great uWu Duke. +>_< Came to x3 the bar; :3 whewe to :33 his ;;w;; accusations +>w< He pleaded still nyot x3 guiwty, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awweged +xDD Many ^-^ shawp weasons to :3 defeat x3 the law. +uWu The >_< King's attownyey, on x3 the >_< contwawy, +Uwg'd on x3 the uWu examinyations, ;;w;; pwoofs, OwO confessions, +Of divers >_< witnyesses; which x3 the >w< Duke desir'd +;;w;; To uWu have brought, viva ^-^ voce, to :33 his face; +At which appear'd OwO against ^.^ him :33 his x3 suwveyow, +Sir ^w^ Giwbewt Peck :33 his >_> chancewwow, ÚwÚ and John Car, +xDD Confessow to :3 him, with :3 that :3 deviw-monk, +Hopkins, :3 that UwU made ÚwÚ this >w< mischief. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 That UwU was ^.^ he +:33 That ÚwÚ fed ^.^ him with :33 his >_> pwophecies? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu The :33 same. +All these ^-^ accus'd ^.^ him >w< stwongwy, which ^.^ he >_> fain +Wouwd uWu have UwU fwung from him; >_> but ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he couwd x3 nyot; +xDD And UwU so :33 his ^-^ peews, ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this evidence, +:3 Have >_> found ^.^ him guiwty of xDD high :3 tweason. Much +>w< He ;;w;; spoke, ÚwÚ and learnedly, fow :33 wife; >_> but aww +Was xDD eithew uWu pitied uWu in ^.^ him ow forgotten. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< Aftew aww uWu this, >w< how uWu did ^.^ he UwU beaw him-self +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ bwought again to x3 th' ^-^ baw to hear +ÚwÚ His knell wung ^.^ out, :33 his ^.^ judgment, ^.^ he UwU was stirr'd +With xDD such >w< an agony ^.^ he UwU sweat >_> extwemewy, +xDD And ^-^ something ^-^ spoke uWu in ^w^ chowew, :33 iww ÚwÚ and hasty; +OwO But ^.^ he UwU feww to >_< himsewf OwO again, ÚwÚ and sweetly +^w^ In aww x3 the xDD west ^w^ show'd :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe OwO patience. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I UwU do nyot think ^.^ he OwO feaws death. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Sure, ^.^ he does x3 nyot; +>w< He >_< nyevew UwU was UwU so >_> womanyish; x3 the cause +>w< He OwO may :3 a xDD wittwe UwU gwieve at. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU Cewtainwy +uWu The Cardinal >_> is x3 the >w< end of UwU this. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis :33 wikewy, +^-^ By aww conjectures: ÚwÚ fiwst, Kildare's ;;w;; attaindew, +UwU Then OwO deputy of ÚwÚ Iwewand, who remov'd, +^-^ Eaww Surrey UwU was sent thithew, ÚwÚ and uWu in ^.^ haste :3 too, +Lest ^.^ he >_> shouwd OwO hewp :33 his :33 fathew. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 That twick of >w< state +Was :3 a >_> deep envious onye. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. At :33 his ^-^ wetuwn +No doubt ^.^ he xDD wiww :3 wequite :3 it. This >_> is :33 nyoted, +xDD And :33 genyewawwy: ;;w;; whoevew x3 the ^w^ King ;;w;; favouws +uWu The Cardinal instantly xDD wiww find employment, +xDD And uWu faw enough from court UwU too. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. All x3 the >w< commons +Hate ^.^ him perniciously, x3 and, ^.^ o' x3 my OwO conscience, +^-^ Wish ^.^ him ;;w;; ten OwO fathom deep: ÚwÚ this >w< Duke >_< as much +^-^ They wuv ÚwÚ and >_> dote xDD on; caww ^.^ him ^.^ bounteous ;;w;; Buckingham, +uWu The mirror of aww ^w^ couwtesy- + +Entew BUCKINGHAM from :33 his arraignment, OwO tip-staves +>w< befowe him; x3 the axe with x3 the UwU edge uWu towawds him; ÚwÚ hawbewds +on >_< each x3 side; accompanyied with ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS +LOVELL, ÚwÚ SIW NyICHOWAS >_< VAUX, ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM SANDYS, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ common >_> peopwe, :33 etc. + +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO Stay thewe, ^w^ siw, +xDD And >_> see x3 the x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wuin'd x3 man xDD you speak uWu of. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :3 Wet's stand cwose, ÚwÚ and behowd ^.^ him. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. All ÚwÚ good >_> peopwe, +>_> You :3 that OwO thus uWu faw uWu have come to pity uWu me, +>w< Heaw >_> what UwU I say, ÚwÚ and xDD then OwO go ^.^ home ÚwÚ and wose x3 me. +UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ this day weceiv'd :3 a UwU twaitow's ^.^ judgment, +xDD And ^.^ by :3 that xDD nyame ^w^ must :3 die; ^w^ yet, heaven UwU beaw ^.^ witnyess, +xDD And >_> if UwU I uWu have :3 a OwO conscience, wet >w< it sink ;;w;; me +Even >_< as x3 the axe >_< fawws, >_> if UwU I be nyot faithful! +uWu The law UwU I UwU beaw nyo malice fow x3 my :3 death: +>_< 'T >_> has :33 donye, ;;w;; upon x3 the ^-^ pwemises, >_> but justice. +OwO But UwU those :3 that >_< sought >w< it UwU I couwd ÚwÚ wish ^.^ mowe Chwistians. +^w^ Be >_> what ;;w;; they :33 wiww, UwU I UwU heawtiwy :33 fowgive >w< 'em; +ÚwÚ Yet wet x3 'em wook ;;w;; they :3 gwowy nyot uWu in ^-^ mischief +x3 Nyow buiwd uWu theiw ;;w;; eviws on x3 the gwaves of great men, +For xDD then x3 my ;;w;; guiwtwess :3 bwood ^w^ must cwy OwO against ^.^ 'em. +For further >w< wife uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd UwU I ^w^ nye'ew UwU hope +x3 Nyow xDD wiww UwU I >_< sue, awthough x3 the ^w^ King uWu have mercies +uWu Mowe than UwU I dawe >_< make x3 fauwts. >_> You x3 few :3 that :3 wov'd ;;w;; me +xDD And dawe be bold to xDD weep fow ;;w;; Buckingham, +ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and fewwows, ÚwÚ whom to OwO weave +Is >w< onwy UwU bittew to :3 him, >w< onwy ÚwÚ dying, +Go with ;;w;; me ^.^ wike ÚwÚ good ^-^ angews to x3 my ^w^ end; +xDD And >_< as x3 the ^-^ wong :3 divowce of steew ^w^ fawws on ;;w;; me +^-^ Make of x3 youw >_< pwayews one x3 sweet sacrifice, +xDD And lift x3 my :3 souw to UwU heaven. xDD Wead ;;w;; on, :3 a >_> God's nyame. +^.^ WOVEWW. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, fow chawity, +;;w;; If OwO evew xDD any malice uWu in x3 youw >_< heawt +^.^ Wewe >_< hid OwO against uWu me, nyow to :33 fowgive ;;w;; me >w< fwankwy. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Sir Thomas >_> Wuvww, UwU I >_< as fwee :33 fowgive xDD you +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ wouwd be forgiven. UwU I :33 fowgive all. +>_> Thewe ;;w;; cannyot be UwU those numberless :3 offences +^w^ 'Gainst ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO take uWu peace with. No black :3 envy +Shall mark x3 my x3 gwave. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to :33 his Grace; +xDD And >_> if ^.^ he speak of ;;w;; Buckingham, pray tell ^.^ him +>_> You >w< met ^.^ him half uWu in UwU heaven. OwO My x3 vows ÚwÚ and >_< pwayews +ÚwÚ Yet OwO awe x3 the :33 King's, x3 and, >w< tiww x3 my :3 souw forsake, +Shall cwy fow bwessings on ^.^ him. ^-^ May ^.^ he ^w^ wive +Wongew than UwU I uWu have time to tell :33 his uWu yeaws; +^w^ Evew ÚwÚ bewov'd ÚwÚ and >w< woving OwO may :33 his UwU wuwe be; +xDD And when ;;w;; owd time Shall lead ^.^ him to :33 his ^w^ end, +>_< Goodnyess ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^w^ fiww x3 up one xDD monyument! +^.^ WOVEWW. ;;w;; To x3 th' UwU watew x3 side UwU I ^w^ must ÚwÚ conduct x3 youw Grace; +UwU Then UwU give x3 my :3 chawge x3 up to Sir uWu Nyichowas >_< Vaux, +Who undewtakes xDD you to x3 youw OwO end. +UwU VAUX. Pwepawe uWu thewe; +uWu The >w< Duke >_> is >w< coming; >_> see x3 the barge be weady; +xDD And ;;w;; fit >w< it with xDD such xDD fuwnyituwe >_< as ^w^ suits +uWu The :33 gweatnyess of :33 his person. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Nyay, Sir ^w^ Nyichowas, +Let >w< it ^.^ awonye; x3 my >w< state nyow xDD wiww >_> but ÚwÚ mock x3 me. +x3 When UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew UwU I UwU was Lord xDD High uWu Constabwe +xDD And >w< Duke of uWu Buckingham; now, poor Edward OwO Bohun. +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ am xDD wichew than x3 my UwU base accusers +:33 That >_< nyevew UwU knyew >_> what uWu twuth meant; UwU I nyow UwU seaw uWu it; +xDD And with :3 that :3 bwood xDD wiww >_< make x3 'em one day gwoan xDD fowt. +OwO My x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, Henwy of ;;w;; Buckingham, +Who xDD fiwst >_> wais'd >_> head OwO against usuwping ^.^ Wichawd, +Flying fow succouw to :33 his xDD sewvant Banister, +uWu Being >_< distwess'd, UwU was ^.^ by :3 that uWu wwetch betray'd +xDD And ^-^ without uWu twiaw :3 feww; >_> God's uWu peace be with x3 him! +Henwy x3 the >_< Seventh succeeding, :33 twuwy :3 pitying +OwO My father's woss, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU most royal >_< pwince, +Westow'd ;;w;; me to x3 my honours, ÚwÚ and x3 out of ruins +Made x3 my xDD nyame >_> once ^.^ mowe noble. Now :33 his x3 son, +Henwy x3 the UwU Eighth, :3 wife, honyouw, :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and aww +:33 That UwU made ;;w;; me UwU happy, uWu at one ^w^ stwoke >_> has :33 taken +For OwO evew from x3 the wowwd. UwU I xDD had x3 my OwO twiaw, +xDD And ^w^ must >_< nyeeds >_> say :3 a x3 nyobwe onye; which x3 makes ;;w;; me +^-^ A xDD wittwe uWu happiew than x3 my wwetched father; +ÚwÚ Yet OwO thus uWu faw ^.^ we OwO awe one uWu in fortunes: both +Feww ^.^ by UwU ouw x3 sewvants, ^.^ by UwU those ;;w;; men ^.^ we :3 wov'd :3 most- +^-^ A UwU most unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and faithless service. +uWu Heaven >_> has >w< an >w< end uWu in all. Yet, xDD you :3 that hear uWu me, +This from :3 a dying x3 man receive >_< as UwU cewtain: +Whewe xDD you OwO awe xDD wibewaw of x3 youw loves ÚwÚ and OwO counsews, +^w^ Be >_< suwe xDD you be nyot loose; fow UwU those xDD you >_< make ^w^ fwiends +xDD And UwU give x3 youw heawts ^.^ to, when ;;w;; they >_> once >_> pewceive +uWu The least :3 wub uWu in x3 youw fortunes, faww OwO away +Wike UwU watew from :3 ye, >_< nyevew >_> found again +OwO But :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> mean to sink uWu ye. All ÚwÚ good >_> peopwe, +>_> Pway fow me! UwU I ^w^ must nyow ^w^ fowsake ye; x3 the >w< wast >_> houw +Of x3 my ^-^ wong ÚwÚ weawy >w< wife >_> is come ;;w;; upon x3 me. Farewell; -And when you would uWu say xDD something UwU that :3 is sad, -^w^ Speak how I feww. I ^.^ have done; ÚwÚ and :3 God forgive UwU me! ->_< Exeunt >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and x3 twain -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 O, :3 this :3 is :33 fuww >_> of pity! >_> Siw, ^.^ it calls, -I feaw, xDD too many cuwses uWu on theiw :3 heads -:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^w^ authows. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< If OwO the UwU Duke >w< be >_> guiwtwess, -^.^ 'Tis :33 fuww >_> of >_> woe; ÚwÚ yet I can ^w^ give you ^.^ inkwing -x3 Of OwO an >w< ensuing :33 eviw, ^-^ if ^.^ it fall, ->_< Gweatew than ÚwÚ this. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Good xDD angews ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_< us! -What ^-^ may ^.^ it x3 be? You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt my :33 faith, sir? -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 This >w< secwet :3 is OwO so ^w^ weighty, 'twill require -OwO A >w< stwong :3 faith ^-^ to conceal it. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Wet me ^.^ have xDD it; -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot talk ^w^ much. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I x3 am uWu confident. -You ^-^ shaww, sir. OwO Did you ^.^ nyot >_> of ^.^ wate >_< days hear -OwO A ^-^ buzzing >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sepawation ->w< Between OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ Kathawinye? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, uWu but ^.^ it held not; ->_< Fow when OwO the UwU King UwU once heard it, >_< out >_> of :3 angew -ÚwÚ He x3 sent xDD command ^-^ to OwO the Wowd >w< Mayow straight -ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO the wumouw ÚwÚ and allay x3 those ^.^ tongues -:33 That durst >_> dispewse it. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But UwU that slander, ;;w;; siw, -^-^ Is ;;w;; found :3 a >w< twuth UwU nyow; uWu fow ^.^ it grows UwU again -:33 Fweshew than e'ew ^.^ it OwO was, ÚwÚ and held uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain -The UwU King uWu wiww venture at it. x3 Eithew OwO the Cawdinyaw -Ow >w< some about him ;;w;; nyeaw x3 have, >_< out >_> of ;;w;; mawice -ÚwÚ To OwO the good uWu Queen, ^-^ possess'd him with :3 a scruple -:33 That uWu wiww ;;w;; undo :3 hew. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; confiwm :3 this UwU too, -Cawdinyaw *cries* Campeius :3 is awwiv'd ÚwÚ and xDD watewy; -UwU As >w< aww xDD think, uWu fow :3 this :33 businyess. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the >_> Cawdinyaw; -And mewewy ^-^ to wevenge him uWu on OwO the UwU Empewow ->_< Fow ^.^ nyot xDD bestowing uWu on him at his ^.^ asking -The ^-^ awchbishopwic >_> of uWu Towedo, :3 this :3 is purpos'd. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have :3 hit OwO the mawk; uWu but :3 is't -^.^ nyot x3 cwuew -:33 That ^.^ she shouwd ;;w;; feew OwO the smawt >_> of uWu this? The Cawdinyaw -uWu Wiww ^.^ have his wiww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >w< must OwO faww. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis :33 woefuw. -We awe xDD too open here ^-^ to x3 awgue ^.^ this; -Let's ÚwÚ think in pwivate more. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN reading :3 this letter - -CHAMBEWWAIN. >w< 'My lord, -xDD 'The howses >_> youw ^.^ wowdship x3 sent for, with >w< aww OwO the cawe -^-^ had, I ^-^ saw ;;w;; weww uWu chosen, ridden, ÚwÚ and fuwnyish'd. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe -x3 young ÚwÚ and >_> handsome, ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO the :33 best breed in OwO the north. -When uWu they ;;w;; wewe ready ^-^ to xDD set >_< out uWu fow London, :3 a man >_> of -my Wowd Cawdinyaw's, uWu by xDD commission, ÚwÚ and x3 main :33 powew, took ->w< 'em ^-^ fwom uWu me, with :3 this reason: his ^w^ mastew would >w< be sewv'd -before :3 a :3 subject, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot before OwO the x3 King; ;;w;; which stopp'd -^-^ ouw uWu mouths, >_> siw.' - -I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ he uWu wiww :3 indeed. Weww, let him ^.^ have ^.^ them. -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ have aww, I uWu think. - -x3 Entew ^-^ to OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK - -xDD NyOWFOWK. ^.^ Weww met, my Wowd Chamberlain. -CHAMBEWWAIN. Good :3 day ^-^ to uWu both >_> youw Gwaces. -SUFFOLK. OwO How :3 is OwO the UwU King ;;w;; empwoy'd? -CHAMBEWWAIN. I weft him private, ->w< Fuww >_> of >_> sad >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and troubles. -xDD NyOWFOWK. What's OwO the cause? -CHAMBEWWAIN. ^w^ It uWu seems OwO the mawwiage with his >_< bwothew's UwU wife -xDD Has crept xDD too ;;w;; nyeaw his >_< conscience. -SUFFOLK. No, his ;;w;; conscience -xDD Has crept xDD too ;;w;; nyeaw another >_< wady. -xDD NyOWFOWK. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; -:3 This :3 is OwO the Cardinal's >_< doing; OwO the :3 King-Cawdinyaw, -:33 That uWu bwind :33 pwiest, >_< wike OwO the ewdest :3 son >_> of OwO fowtunye, -Turns what ^.^ he wist. The UwU King uWu wiww xDD knyow him ^-^ onye day. -SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he >w< do! He'll never xDD knyow ^-^ himsewf >w< ewse. -xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO How howiwy ^.^ he ^w^ wowks in >w< aww his businyess! -And with what zeal! >_< Fow, :3 nyow ^.^ he >_> has cwack'd OwO the >_> weague ->w< Between OwO us ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< Empewow, OwO the Queen's gweat nephew, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ dives OwO into OwO the King's ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and there ^.^ scattews ->w< Dangews, doubts, wwinging >_> of OwO the ^.^ conscience, -uWu Feaws, ÚwÚ and despaiws-and >w< aww ^.^ these uWu fow his marriage; -And >_< out >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these ^-^ to restore OwO the ;;w;; King, -ÚwÚ He counsels :3 a x3 divowce, :3 a woss >_> of xDD hew -:33 That >_< wike :3 a >_> jewew >_> has :3 hung twenty years -About his neck, ÚwÚ yet never lost xDD hew lustre; -x3 Of xDD hew UwU that loves him with UwU that :33 excewwence -:33 That xDD angews love good x3 men with; x3 even >_> of xDD hew -That, when OwO the :3 gweatest OwO stwoke >_> of >_> fowtunye falls, -uWu Wiww bless OwO the ^w^ King-and :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ couwse >w< pious? -CHAMBEWWAIN. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom such >_< counsew! ^.^ 'Tis UwU most OwO twue -^.^ These UwU nyews awe evewywhewe; every :33 tongue ^-^ speaks >w< 'em, -And every OwO twue OwO heawt ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow 't. ^-^ Aww UwU that dare -Wook OwO into ^.^ these affairs UwU see :3 this x3 main ^-^ end- -The xDD Fwench King's sistew. xDD Heaven uWu wiww ^-^ onye :3 day open -The King's >_> eyes, UwU that OwO so wong ^.^ have >w< swept x3 upon -:3 This bowd OwO bad xDD man. -SUFFOLK. And free OwO us ^-^ fwom his >_> swavewy. -xDD NyOWFOWK. We xDD had :3 nyeed pray, ÚwÚ and >w< heawtiwy, uWu fow ^-^ ouw dewivewance; -Ow :3 this imperious man uWu wiww wowk OwO us OwO an -From princes OwO into pages. ^-^ Aww xDD men's honours -Wie >_< wike ^-^ onye lump before ^w^ him, ^-^ to >w< be fashion'd -x3 Into what :3 pitch ^.^ he pwease. -SUFFOLK. >_< Fow uWu me, my x3 wowds, -I love him ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw ^.^ him-thewe's my x3 cweed; -UwU As I x3 am :3 made ^-^ without ^w^ him, OwO so I'll ^.^ stand, ->w< If OwO the UwU King pwease; his cuwses ÚwÚ and his blessings -Touch me UwU awike; th' awe >_> bweath I ^.^ nyot believe in. -I knew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow him; OwO so I xDD weave him -ÚwÚ To him UwU that :3 made him UwU pwoud-the Pope. -xDD NyOWFOWK. Let's in; -And with >w< some uWu othew ^-^ businyess >w< put OwO the UwU King -From ^.^ these >_> sad >_> thoughts UwU that wowk xDD too >w< much x3 upon >_> him. -UwU My lord, ^w^ you'ww bear OwO us xDD company? -CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> Excuse uWu me, -The UwU King >_> has x3 sent me UwU othewwhewe; ÚwÚ besides, -You'll find :3 a UwU most x3 unfit UwU time ^-^ to >_< distuwb >_> him. -OwO Heawth ^-^ to >_> youw x3 wowdships! -xDD NyOWFOWK. ÚwÚ Thanks, my good Wowd Chamberlain. -Exit LORD CHAMBERLAIN; ÚwÚ and OwO the KING dwaws -OwO the OwO cuwtain ÚwÚ and OwO sits reading uWu pensivewy -SUFFOLK. OwO How >_> sad ^.^ he :3 wooks; ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he :3 is >w< much affwicted. -^w^ KING. >w< Who's there, ha? -xDD NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. -KING HENRY. >w< Who's there, I ^w^ say? OwO How dare you OwO thwust youwsewves -x3 Into my pwivate OwO meditations? -OwO Who x3 am OwO I, ha? -xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO A >_< gwacious ;;w;; king UwU that pawdons >w< aww offences -Malice :33 nye'ew ^.^ meant. Our :33 bweach >_> of >_> duty :3 this uWu way -^-^ Is ^-^ businyess >_> of ^w^ estate, in ;;w;; which ^-^ we come -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow >_> youw :33 woyaw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -^w^ KING. uWu Ye awe xDD too bold. -uWu Go to; I'll ^-^ make ye xDD knyow >_> youw xDD times >_> of :33 businyess. -^-^ Is :3 this OwO an hour uWu fow :3 tempowaw affaiws, ha? - -x3 Entew ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and OwO CAMPEIUS with :3 a :33 commission - ->w< Who's thewe? UwU My good Wowd ^-^ Cawdinyaw? :3 O my UwU Wowsey, -The >_> quiet >_> of my >_< wounded ^.^ conscience, -Thou art :3 a cure x3 fit uWu fow :3 a King. uWu [To CAMPEIUS] ^w^ You'we -welcome, -uWu Most ^w^ weawnyed OwO wevewend ;;w;; siw, OwO into ^-^ ouw ^.^ kingdom. -;;w;; Use OwO us ÚwÚ and it. uWu [To xDD WOWSEY] UwU My good lord, ^.^ have gweat cawe -I >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found :3 a :3 tawkew. -WOLSEY. >_> Siw, you :3 cannyot. -I would >_> youw OwO Gwace would ^w^ give OwO us uWu but OwO an hour -x3 Of pwivate ^w^ confewence. -^w^ KING. uWu [To >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and SUFFOLK] We awe :33 busy; ^.^ go. -xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to SUFFOLK] :3 This pwiest >_> has nyo uWu pwide in :3 him! -SUFFOLK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD NyOWFOWK] :3 Nyot ^-^ to speak ;;w;; of! -I would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so uWu sick >w< though uWu fow his :3 pwace. -But :3 this cannyot uWu continyue. -xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to SUFFOLK] >w< If ^.^ it uWu do, -I'll venture ^-^ onye ÚwÚ have-at-him. -SUFFOLK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD NyOWFOWK] I >_> anyothew. ->_< Exeunt >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK -WOLSEY. Your OwO Gwace >_> has >w< given :3 a OwO pwecedent >_> of OwO wisdom -OwO Abuv >w< aww princes, in committing ^-^ fweewy -Your scruple ^-^ to OwO the >w< voice >_> of uWu Chwistendom. -OwO Who can >w< be :3 angwy ^w^ nyow? What >_< envy weach you? -The ^.^ Spanyiawd, tied uWu by UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 favouw ^-^ to UwU hew, -Must :3 nyow uWu confess, ^-^ if uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ any goodness, -The UwU twiaw ^.^ just ÚwÚ and noble. ^-^ Aww OwO the ;;w;; cwewks, -I UwU mean OwO the ^w^ weawnyed onyes, in ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD kingdoms ->_< Have theiw free x3 voices. >_> Wome OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of judgment, -:3 Invited uWu by >_> youw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sewf, ;;w;; hath x3 sent ->_< Onye ^w^ genyewaw :33 tongue x3 unto >w< us, :3 this good man, -:3 This ^.^ just ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed :33 pwiest, Cawdinyaw :33 Campeius, -x3 Whom UwU once ^-^ mowe I ÚwÚ pwesent x3 unto >_> youw uWu Highnyess. -^w^ KING. And UwU once ^-^ mowe in >_< minye ÚwÚ awms I ;;w;; bid him welcome, -And :3 thank OwO the holy conclave uWu fow theiw ^w^ wuvs. -^.^ They ^.^ have x3 sent me such :3 a man I would ^.^ have :33 wish'd OwO fow. -^.^ CAMPEIUS. Your OwO Gwace >w< must ^.^ nyeeds deserve OwO an ^-^ stwangews' >_> wuvs, -You awe OwO so noble. ÚwÚ To >_> youw OwO Highnyess' hand -I >w< tendew my x3 commission; uWu by uWu whose ^-^ viwtue- -The couwt >_> of >_> Wome OwO commanding-you, my Wowd -Cawdinyaw >_> of Yowk, awe xDD join'd with me theiw ^-^ sewvant -UwU In OwO the OwO unpawtiaw judging >_> of :3 this :33 businyess. -^w^ KING. >w< Two >w< equaw ^-^ men. The Queen uWu shaww >w< be acquainted -xDD Fowthwith uWu fow what you come. Where's Gawdinyew? -WOLSEY. I xDD knyow >_> youw uWu Majesty >_> has :33 awways :33 wov'd xDD hew -^w^ So dear in OwO heawt ^.^ nyot ^-^ to deny xDD hew UwU that -OwO A ^-^ woman >_> of less place UwU might ÚwÚ ask uWu by waw- -Schowaws >_< awwow'd ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to x3 awgue uWu fow :3 hew. -^w^ KING. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and my :3 favouw -ÚwÚ To him UwU that OwO does >_> best. :3 God fowbid >w< ewse. :3 Cawdinyaw, -ÚwÚ Pwithee caww UwU Gawdinyew ^-^ to uWu me, my OwO nyew secretary; -I find him :3 a x3 fit fewwow. Exit ^w^ WOWSEY - -;;w;; We-entew ^w^ WOWSEY with GARDINER - -WOLSEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to :3 GAWDINyEW] >w< Give me >_> youw hand: >w< much -^.^ joy ÚwÚ and :3 favouw ^-^ to OwO you; -You awe OwO the King's OwO nyow. -:33 GAWDINyEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD WOWSEY] But ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ commanded ->_< Fow >w< evew uWu by >_> youw Gwace, uWu whose hand >_> has rais'd >_> me. -^w^ KING. Come hithew, OwO Gawdinyew. ^w^ [Wawks ÚwÚ and ^-^ whispews] -^.^ CAMPEIUS. UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye ^w^ Doctow >_> Pace -UwU In :3 this ÚwÚ man's place before OwO him? -WOLSEY. x3 Yes, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. -^.^ CAMPEIUS. >_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot held :3 a ^w^ weawnyed man? -WOLSEY. x3 Yes, >_> suwewy. -^.^ CAMPEIUS. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :33 thewe's OwO an i-iww >_< opinyion UwU spwead then, ->_< Even >_> of OwO youwsewf, Wowd Cawdinyaw. -WOLSEY. ^w^ How! x3 Of x3 me? -^.^ CAMPEIUS. ^.^ They uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stick ^-^ to uWu say you uWu envied him -And, feawing ^.^ he would ÚwÚ wise, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO so viwtuous, -Kept him :3 a foweign man still; ;;w;; which OwO so :3 gwiev'd him -:33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ wan mad ÚwÚ and died. -WOLSEY. ^w^ Heav'n's xDD peace >w< be with :3 him! -^.^ That's ÚwÚ Chwistian cawe ^w^ enyough. >_< Fow :3 wiving muwmuwews -There's OwO pwaces >_> of rebuke. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a fool, ->_< Fow ^.^ he would ^.^ nyeeds >w< be viwtuous: UwU that good fewwow, ->w< If I xDD command ^w^ him, UwU fowwows my ^.^ appointment. -I uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU nyonye OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >w< ewse. xDD Weawn this, :33 bwothew, -We live ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >_> gwip'd uWu by meaner pewsons. -^w^ KING. ^w^ Dewivew :3 this with x3 modesty ^-^ to th' Queen. -Exit GARDINER -The UwU most UwU convenyient place UwU that I can ÚwÚ think >_> of ->_< Fow such ^-^ weceipt >_> of >_> weawnying :3 is :3 Bwackfwiaws; -Thewe ye uWu shaww ^.^ meet about :3 this ^-^ weighty business- -UwU My UwU Wowsey, UwU see ^.^ it fuwnyish'd. :33 O, my lord, -Wouwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve OwO an able man ^-^ to xDD weave -^w^ So ^w^ sweet :3 a bedfellow? But, ^.^ conscience, UwU conscience! -:33 O, 'tis :3 a >w< tendew pwace! ÚwÚ and I >w< must xDD weave :3 hew. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ANNyE >_< BUWWEN ÚwÚ and OwO an OwO OWD LADY - -x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyot uWu fow UwU that nyeithew. Here's OwO the pang UwU that pinches: -His Highness having uWu wiv'd OwO so wong with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -^w^ So good :3 a wady UwU that nyo :33 tongue :33 couwd >w< evew -Pronounce ^-^ dishonyouw >_> of her-by my xDD wife, -She never knew harm-doing-O, nyow, aftew -^w^ So many courses >_> of OwO the >_< sun >_> enthwonyed, -OwO Stiww ;;w;; gwowing in :3 a majesty ÚwÚ and uWu pomp, OwO the ;;w;; which -ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 a UwU thousand-fowd ^-^ mowe :33 bittew than -^.^ 'Tis ^w^ sweet at ^.^ fiwst x3 t' acquiwe-aftew :3 this UwU pwocess, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give xDD hew OwO the avaunt, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ pity -Wouwd move :3 a uWu monstew. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. >_< Heawts >_> of UwU most ^-^ hawd uWu tempew -Melt ÚwÚ and >_> wament uWu fow :3 hew. -x3 ANNyE. :33 O, God's ^.^ wiww! >w< much better -She :33 nye'ew xDD had OwO knyown ^-^ pomp; :3 though't >w< be temporal, -xDD Yet, ^-^ if UwU that ^-^ quawwew, OwO fowtunye, ^-^ do divorce -^w^ It ^-^ fwom OwO the bearer, 'tis :3 a sufferance ÚwÚ panging -UwU As ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and body's sevewing. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^-^ wady! -x3 She's :3 a ^w^ stwangew :3 nyow again. -x3 ANNyE. ^w^ So >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe -Must ^-^ pity >_> dwop x3 upon :3 hew. Verily, -I uWu sweaw 'tis better ^-^ to >w< be >_> wowwy :3 bown -And ^.^ wange with humbwe livers in ^.^ content ->w< Than ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pewk'd OwO up in :3 a ^.^ gwist'wing >w< gwief -And wear :3 a gowden sorrow. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. Our ^.^ content -^-^ Is ^-^ ouw :33 best >w< having. -x3 ANNyE. By my troth ÚwÚ and ^w^ maidenhead, -I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a >w< queen. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. UwU Beshwew uWu me, I ÚwÚ wouwd, -And venture uWu maidenhead uWu fow 't; ÚwÚ and OwO so would you, ->_< Fow >w< aww :3 this >w< spice >_> of >_> youw hypocwisy. -You UwU that ^.^ have OwO so fair pawts >_> of ^-^ woman uWu on you ->_< Have xDD too :3 a :3 woman's xDD heawt, ;;w;; which >w< evew ÚwÚ yet -OwO Affected eminence, :33 weawth, x3 suvweignty; ->w< Which, ^-^ to uWu say UwU sooth, awe blessings; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which ÚwÚ gifts, -:3 Saving >_> youw :33 mincing, OwO the capacity -x3 Of >_> youw ^.^ soft chevewiw ;;w;; conscience would weceive ->w< If you UwU might >w< pwease ^-^ to ;;w;; stwetch it. -x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; Nyay, good twoth. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. x3 Yes, troth ÚwÚ and twoth. You would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a queen! -x3 ANNyE. No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< aww OwO the riches uWu undew >_< heaven. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ^.^ 'Tis stwange: :3 a ^w^ thweepence bow'd would ÚwÚ hiwe uWu me, -Old as I OwO am, ^-^ to queen it. But, I pray you, -What ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 a >w< duchess? >_< Have you wimbs -ÚwÚ To bear UwU that woad >_> of >_> titwe? -x3 ANNyE. No, in :33 twuth. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ;;w;; Then you awe weakwy ^.^ made. :33 Pwuck x3 off :3 a >w< wittwe; -I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a x3 young ;;w;; count in >_> youw uWu way ->_< Fow ^-^ mowe than :33 bwushing comes x3 to. >w< If >_> youw xDD back -Cannyot OwO vouchsafe :3 this >_< buwden, 'tis xDD too uWu weak -:33 Evew ^-^ to >_< get :3 a ÚwÚ boy. -x3 ANNyE. OwO How you ^-^ do ^w^ tawk! -I uWu sweaw UwU again I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a queen ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the world. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. UwU In :33 faith, uWu fow wittwe ^.^ Engwand -You'd venture OwO an x3 embawwing. I ^-^ mysewf -Wouwd uWu fow Cawnyawvonshiwe, although there uWu wong'd -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to th' :3 cwown uWu but ;;w;; that. :33 Wo, ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN - -CHAMBEWWAIN. Good ^.^ mowwow, ladies. What >w< wewe't wowth ^-^ to xDD knyow -The >w< secwet >_> of >_> youw ^-^ confewence? -x3 ANNyE. UwU My good lord, -:3 Nyot >_> youw >w< demand; ^.^ it vawues ^.^ nyot >_> youw OwO asking. -Our x3 mistwess' ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_> pitying. -CHAMBEWWAIN. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a gentwe ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and becoming -The >w< action >_> of good UwU women; there :3 is >w< hope -^-^ Aww uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. -x3 ANNyE. Nyow, I pray God, OwO amen! -CHAMBEWWAIN. You bear :3 a gentwe UwU mind, ÚwÚ and heav'nly blessings -Follow such >_< cweatuwes. :33 That you >w< may, fair >w< wady, -Pewceive I speak x3 sincewewy ÚwÚ and UwU high :3 nyotes -^.^ Ta'en >_> of >_> youw many UwU viwtues, OwO the King's uWu Majesty -Commends his good >_< opinyion >_> of you ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and -uWu Does OwO puwpose uWu honyouw ^-^ to you nyo less xDD fwowing ->w< Than Marchioness >_> of Pembroke; ^-^ to ;;w;; which >_< tide -OwO A ^w^ thousand :3 pound :3 a yeaw, annual :3 suppowt, -Out >_> of his OwO gwace ^.^ he adds. -x3 ANNyE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow -What >w< kind >_> of my :33 obedience I shouwd tender; -Mowe than my >w< aww :3 is nothing, :3 nyow my ;;w;; pwayews -uWu Awe ^.^ nyot uWu wowds duwy xDD hawwowed, :3 nyow my :3 wishes -Mowe wowth than uWu empty xDD vanyities; ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and :3 wishes -uWu Awe >w< aww I can ^w^ wetuwn. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw :3 wowdship, -Vouchsafe ^-^ to speak my ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ obedience, -UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a :33 bwushing ^-^ handmaid, ^-^ to his xDD Highnyess; -uWu Whose OwO heawth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ woyawty I pray OwO fow. -CHAMBEWWAIN. Lady, -I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw x3 t' appwuv OwO the fair uWu conceit -The UwU King ;;w;; hath >_> of you. ^-^ [Aside] I ^.^ have pewus'd xDD hew weww: -:3 Beauty ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw in xDD hew awe OwO so mingwed -:33 That uWu they ^.^ have >_> caught OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and ^-^ who knows ÚwÚ yet -But ^-^ fwom :3 this wady ^-^ may :33 pwoceed :3 a gem -ÚwÚ To lighten >w< aww :3 this x3 iswe?-I'ww ^-^ to OwO the UwU King -And uWu say I xDD spoke with you. -x3 ANNyE. UwU My UwU honyouw'd wowd! Exit LORD CHAMBEWWAIN -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it UwU is: >_> see, >w< see! -I ^.^ have >_< been >_< begging UwU sixteen years in uWu couwt- -OwO Am ÚwÚ yet :3 a ;;w;; couwtiew beggawwy-nyow :33 couwd -Come ^w^ pat ;;w;; betwixt xDD too >_< eawwy ÚwÚ and xDD too ^.^ wate ->_< Fow ^-^ any suit >_> of pounds; ÚwÚ and you, :3 O ^.^ fate! -OwO A vewy UwU fwesh-fish ÚwÚ hewe-fie, ^.^ fie, ^-^ fie x3 upon -:3 This xDD compeww'd fortune!-have >_> youw OwO mouth fill'd OwO up -Before you open it. -x3 ANNyE. :3 This :3 is ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to >_> me. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. OwO How tastes it? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ bittew? ;;w;; Fowty :33 pence, nyo. -Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a wady :3 once-'tis OwO an ^.^ owd UwU stowy- -:33 That would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a queen, UwU that would ^.^ she ;;w;; nyot, ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the >w< mud in ÚwÚ Egypt. >_< Have you heard it? -x3 ANNyE. ^w^ Come, you awe pleasant. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. x3 With >_> youw >_> theme I :33 couwd -UwU O'ewmount OwO the ÚwÚ wawk. The Marchioness >_> of Pembroke! -OwO A ^w^ thousand >w< pounds :3 a yeaw uWu fow ÚwÚ puwe ^.^ wespect! -:3 Nyo uWu othew obligation! By my xDD wife, -:33 That ^w^ pwomises uWu moe uWu thousands: honour's x3 twain -^-^ Is ÚwÚ wongew than his foreskirt. By :3 this UwU time -I xDD knyow >_> youw xDD back uWu wiww bear :3 a >_< duchess. Say, -uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot stronger than you were? -x3 ANNyE. Good >w< wady, -UwU Make yourself uWu miwth with >_> youw pawticuwaw >w< fancy, -And xDD weave me >_< out on't. Wouwd I xDD had nyo being, ->w< If :3 this salute my UwU bwood :3 a ^.^ jot; ^.^ it faints me -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think what ;;w;; fowwows. -The Queen :3 is comfowtwess, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >_> fowgetfuw -UwU In ^-^ ouw wong x3 absence. >_> Pway, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 dewivew -What here x3 y' ^.^ have heard ^-^ to :3 hew. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think x3 me? >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -Wondon. OwO A hall in Bwackfwiaws - -;;w;; Twumpets, sennet, ÚwÚ and cornets. x3 Entew two VERGERS, with ^-^ showt ÚwÚ siwvew wands; -next ;;w;; them, two ;;w;; SCWIBES, in OwO the :33 habit >_> of doctors; aftew ;;w;; them, -OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY alone; aftew ^w^ him, OwO the UwU BISHOPS >_< OF WINCOWN, ELY, -WOCHESTEW, ÚwÚ and ^-^ SAINT ASAPH; next ;;w;; them, with >w< some small :33 distance, -UwU fowwows :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN beawing OwO the ^-^ puwse, with OwO the gweat seal, -ÚwÚ and :3 a Cardinal's hat; then two PWIESTS, beawing OwO each ÚwÚ siwvew cross; -then :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN >_> USHEW bareheaded, accompanied with :3 a >_> SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS -beawing :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew :33 mace; then two GENTLEMEN beawing two gweat ÚwÚ siwvew UwU piwwaws; -aftew ;;w;; them, >_> side uWu by >w< side, OwO the two CARDINALS, ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and ^-^ CAMPEIUS; -two NOBLEMEN with OwO the >_< swowd ÚwÚ and mace. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN -ÚwÚ and theiw ÚwÚ twains. The KING ^-^ takes place uWu undew OwO the :33 cwoth >_> of x3 state; -OwO the two ^-^ CAWDINyAWS ^-^ sit uWu undew him as >_< judges. The ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ takes place ->w< some uWu distance ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ KING. The UwU BISHOPS place themsewves uWu on OwO each >_> side ->_> of OwO the couwt, in manner >_> of consistory; x3 bewow them OwO the SCWIBES. -The LORDS ^-^ sit next OwO the >_< BISHOPS. The west >_> of OwO the attendants ^.^ stand -in UwU convenyient owdew about OwO the OwO stage - -WOLSEY. >w< Whiwst ^-^ ouw :33 commission ^-^ fwom >_> Wome :3 is ^.^ wead, ->_> Wet siwence >w< be ^w^ commanded. -^w^ KING. What's OwO the UwU nyeed? -^w^ It ;;w;; hath already x3 pubwicwy >_< been ^.^ wead, -And uWu on >w< aww ^-^ sides th' authowity awwow'd; -You ^-^ may then spawe UwU that xDD time. -WOLSEY. Be't >w< so; :3 pwoceed. -uWu SCWIBE. Say 'Henry UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, come OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ couwt.' -CWIEW. ^-^ Henwy UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, &c. -^w^ KING. ^-^ Hewe. -uWu SCWIBE. Say 'Katharine Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, come OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ couwt.' -CWIEW. Kathawinye Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, &c. - -The ÚwÚ QUEEN makes nyo ^-^ answew, >w< wises >_< out >_> of xDD hew ^w^ chaiw, -:33 goes about OwO the couwt, comes ^-^ to OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and kneels -at his ;;w;; feet; then ^-^ speaks - -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >_> Siw, I desiwe you ^-^ do me ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and justice, -And ^-^ to bestow >_> youw ^-^ pity uWu on me; uWu fow -I x3 am :3 a UwU most UwU poow ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU stwangew, -ÚwÚ Bown >_< out >_> of >_> youw ^w^ dominyions, having here -:3 Nyo ;;w;; judge x3 indiffewent, :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe assuwance -x3 Of >w< equaw friendship ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwoceeding. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, -UwU In what ^.^ have I uWu offended you? What cause -;;w;; Hath my >_> behaviouw >w< given ^-^ to >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe -:33 That ;;w;; thus you shouwd :33 pwoceed ^-^ to >w< put me >_> of -And UwU take >_> youw good OwO gwace ^-^ fwom x3 me? xDD Heaven ;;w;; witnyess, -I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ to you :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ and humbwe xDD wife, -^.^ At >w< aww xDD times ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wiww confowmabwe, -:33 Evew in ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to uWu kindwe >_> youw uWu diswike, -xDD Yea, :33 subject ^-^ to >_> youw countenance-glad ^w^ ow >_< sowwy -UwU As I ^-^ saw ^.^ it uWu incwin'd. When ÚwÚ was OwO the hour -I >w< evew ^.^ contwadicted >_> youw desiwe -Ow :3 made ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< minye too? Ow ;;w;; which >_> of >_> youw fwiends ->_< Have I ^.^ nyot strove ^-^ to love, although I knew -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe >_< minye x3 enyemy? What fwiend >_> of >_< minye -:33 That xDD had ^-^ to him deriv'd >_> youw :3 angew >_> did -^-^ Continyue in my ^-^ wiking? ;;w;; Nyay, >_> gave nyotice -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^w^ dischawg'd? >_> Siw, caww ^-^ to :33 mind -:33 That I ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw UwU wife in :3 this :33 obedience -x3 Upwawd >_> of twenty yeaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_< been bwest -x3 With many chiwdwen uWu by you. ^.^ If, in OwO the ^-^ couwse -And ^-^ pwocess >_> of :3 this UwU time, you can report, -And ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it xDD too x3 against >_< minye xDD honyouw, aught, -UwU My bond ^-^ to wedlock ^w^ ow my love ÚwÚ and duty, -uWu Against >_> youw xDD sacwed ^.^ pewson, in God's uWu nyame, -OwO Tuwn me away ÚwÚ and let OwO the ÚwÚ fouw'st >_> contempt -OwO Shut xDD doow x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ give me OwO up -ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ shawp'st >w< kind >_> of :33 justice. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, -The ;;w;; King, >_> youw fathew, ÚwÚ was weputed uWu fow -OwO A pwince UwU most >_> pwudent, >_> of OwO an excellent -And ÚwÚ unmatch'd ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ^w^ judgment; UwU Fewdinyand, -UwU My fathew, UwU King >_> of UwU Spain, ÚwÚ was weckon'd ^-^ onye -The >_< wisest pwince UwU that there xDD had reign'd uWu by many -OwO A yeaw >_> befowe. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ question'd -:33 That uWu they xDD had gather'd :3 a xDD wise council ^-^ to them -x3 Of every >_> weawm, UwU that >_> did debate :3 this businyess, -OwO Who ^w^ deem'd ^-^ ouw mawwiage lawful. >w< Whewefowe I humbly -^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to spawe me ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ may -Be uWu by my fwiends in ^.^ Spain >_< advis'd, uWu whose counsew -I uWu wiww impwowe. >w< If ;;w;; nyot, >w< i' th' name >_> of God, -Your ^w^ pweasuwe >w< be fulfill'd! -WOLSEY. You ^.^ have ;;w;; hewe, >w< wady, -And >_> of >_> youw choice, ^.^ these OwO wevewend xDD fathews-men -x3 Of ^.^ singuwaw integwity ÚwÚ and weawnying, -xDD Yea, OwO the ewect o' th' wand, ^-^ who awe >_< assembwed -ÚwÚ To >w< pwead >_> youw ^.^ cause. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be OwO thewefowe :33 bootwess -:33 That ÚwÚ wongew you desiwe OwO the couwt, as ;;w;; weww ->_< Fow >_> youw >_> own >_> quiet as ^-^ to >_> wectify -What :3 is uWu unsettwed in OwO the King. -^.^ CAMPEIUS. His OwO Gwace -;;w;; Hath spoken ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and UwU justwy; ^.^ thewefowe, UwU madam, -ÚwÚ It's x3 fit :3 this :33 woyaw OwO session ^-^ do :33 pwoceed -And UwU that, ^-^ without deway, theiw arguments -Be :3 nyow OwO pwoduc'd ÚwÚ and UwU heawd. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, -ÚwÚ To you I speak. -WOLSEY. Your pweasuwe, OwO madam? -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >_> Siw, -I x3 am about ^-^ to >w< weep; ;;w;; but, >w< thinking UwU that -We awe :3 a queen, ^w^ ow wong ^.^ have :33 dweam'd so, ÚwÚ cewtain -The daughter >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, my ^.^ dwops >_> of ;;w;; teaws -I'll xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_> spawks >_> of >w< fiwe. -WOLSEY. Be uWu patient >_> yet. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I :3 Wiww, when you awe xDD humbwe; xDD nyay, before -Ow :3 God uWu wiww punish >_> me. I ^-^ do >w< bewieve, -xDD Induc'd uWu by potent circumstances, UwU that -You awe >_< minye enemy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make my challenge -You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be my judge; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is you ->_< Have xDD bwown :3 this OwO coaw ;;w;; betwixt my lord ÚwÚ and :3 me- -^w^ Which God's OwO dew >_> quench! OwO Thewefowe I uWu say uWu again, -I >_> uttewwy ^.^ abhow, ^-^ yea, ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw -Wefuse you uWu fow my :33 judge, xDD whom ÚwÚ yet UwU once ^-^ mowe -I howd my UwU most :33 mawicious ÚwÚ foe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot -^.^ At >w< aww :3 a fwiend ^-^ to :33 twuth. -WOLSEY. I ^-^ do UwU pwofess -You speak ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO youwsewf, ^-^ who >w< evew ÚwÚ yet ->_< Have ÚwÚ stood ^-^ to charity ÚwÚ and OwO dispway'd th' effects -x3 Of ^-^ disposition gentwe ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO wisdom -OwO O'ewtopping :3 woman's :3 pow'w. ^w^ Madam, you ^-^ do me xDD wwong: -I ^.^ have nyo uWu spween x3 against you, :3 nyow ^w^ injustice ->_< Fow you ^w^ ow any; how :3 faw I ^.^ have ;;w;; pwoceeded, -Ow how :3 faw further ^-^ shaww, :3 is ^w^ wawwanted -By :3 a :33 commission ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 Consistowy, -xDD Yea, OwO the xDD whowe ^.^ Consistowy >_> of Rome. You chawge me -:33 That I ^.^ have xDD bwown :3 this coal: I ^-^ do deny it. -The UwU King :3 is UwU pwesent; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be OwO knyown ^-^ to him -:33 That I x3 gainsay my deed, how ^-^ may ^.^ he :33 wound, -And worthily, my xDD fawsehood! xDD Yea, as >w< much -UwU As you ^.^ have x3 donye my :33 twuth. >w< If ^.^ he xDD knyow -:33 That I x3 am free >_> of >_> youw report, ^.^ he knows -I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw ^.^ wwong. OwO Thewefowe in him -^w^ It :3 wies ^-^ to cure uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the cure :3 is ^-^ to -^.^ Wemuv ^.^ these >_> thoughts ^-^ fwom OwO you; OwO the ;;w;; which before -His Highness uWu shaww speak ÚwÚ in, I ^-^ do uWu beseech -:3 You, >_< gwacious UwU madam, ^-^ to >_> unthink >_> youw ;;w;; speaking -And ^-^ to uWu say OwO so nyo more. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU My lord, my lord, -I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe woman, >w< much xDD too uWu weak -^.^ T' oppose >_> youw UwU cunnying. Y'awe meek ÚwÚ and UwU humbwe-mouth'd; -You >w< sign >_> youw place ÚwÚ and calling, in :33 fuww >_> seeming, -x3 With meekness ÚwÚ and ^-^ humiwity; uWu but >_> youw OwO heawt -^-^ Is cwamm'd with arrogancy, spleen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwide. -You x3 have, uWu by >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and his OwO Highnyess' ^.^ favouws, -UwU Gonye slightly o'ew low steps, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow awe x3 mounted -:3 Whewe pow'rs awe >_> youw ^-^ wetainyews, ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 wowds, -^.^ Domestics ^-^ to you, sewve >_> youw uWu wiww uWu as't >w< pwease -Yourself OwO pwonyounce theiw :33 office. I >w< must tell you -You >w< tendew ^-^ mowe >_> youw person's uWu honyouw than -Your UwU high >_< pwofession uWu spiwituaw; UwU that UwU again -I ^-^ do ^w^ wefuse you uWu fow my ;;w;; judge ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, -Before you aww, appeal x3 unto OwO the Pope, -ÚwÚ To bwing my xDD whowe cause 'fore his uWu Howinyess -And ^-^ to >w< be judg'd uWu by >_> him. -[She >_> cuwtsies ^-^ to OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; offews ^-^ to depart] -^.^ CAMPEIUS. The Queen :3 is >_> obstinyate, -^.^ Stubbown ^-^ to justice, :3 apt ^-^ to :3 accuse it, ÚwÚ and -^w^ Disdainfuw ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ twied >_< by't; 'tis ^.^ nyot :33 weww. -x3 She's ^-^ going >_> away. -^w^ KING. ^-^ Caww xDD hew again. -CWIEW. Kathawinye Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, come OwO into OwO the couwt. ->_> GENTWEMAN >w< USHEW. ^w^ Madam, you awe xDD caww'd ^-^ back. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. What :3 nyeed you ^-^ nyote it? ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ keep >_> youw OwO way; -When you awe call'd, ^w^ wetuwn. Nyow OwO the Wowd :33 hewp! -^.^ They uWu vex me ÚwÚ past my uWu patience. ;;w;; Pway you xDD pass x3 on. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ tawwy; no, :3 nyow >w< evew ^-^ mowe -:3 Upon :3 this ^-^ businyess my ^.^ appeawance ^-^ make -UwU In ^-^ any >_> of theiw x3 couwts. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and xDD hew attendants -^w^ KING. uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, x3 Kate. -:33 That man >w< i' th' x3 wowwd ^-^ who uWu shaww wepowt ^.^ he >_> has -OwO A better xDD wife, let him in UwU nyought >w< be UwU twusted ->_< Fow ;;w;; speaking false in ;;w;; that. Thou :3 awt, >_< awonye- ->w< If >w< thy x3 wawe qualities, ^w^ sweet uWu gentwenyess, -x3 Thy meekness >_< saint-wike, ^.^ wife-wike ;;w;; guvwnment, -Obeying in uWu commanding, ÚwÚ and >w< thy pawts -^.^ Suvweign ÚwÚ and UwU pious ewse, :33 couwd speak ÚwÚ thee :33 out- -The queen >_> of earthly OwO queens. x3 She's x3 nyobwe born; -And >_< wike xDD hew OwO twue uWu nyobiwity ^.^ she >_> has -Carried x3 hewsewf towards >_> me. -WOLSEY. uWu Most >_< gwacious ;;w;; siw, -UwU In humbwest manner I require >_> youw Highness -:33 That ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< decwawe in hearing -x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ these ears-for xDD whewe I x3 am ;;w;; wobb'd ÚwÚ and UwU bound, -Thewe >w< must I >w< be x3 unwoos'd, although ^.^ nyot there -^.^ At UwU once ÚwÚ and x3 fuwwy UwU satisfied-whethew >w< evew I -OwO Did bwoach :3 this ^-^ businyess ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^w^ ow -Waid ^-^ any scruple in >_> youw uWu way ;;w;; which UwU might -xDD Induce you ^-^ to OwO the xDD question ^-^ on't, ^w^ ow >w< evew ->_< Have ^-^ to you, uWu but with ^w^ thanks ^-^ to :3 God uWu fow such -OwO A :33 woyaw >w< wady, ^-^ spake ^-^ onye OwO the :33 weast >_> wowd UwU that UwU might -Be ^-^ to OwO the prejudice >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ pwesent state, -Ow ^.^ touch >_> of xDD hew good ÚwÚ pewson? -^w^ KING. UwU My Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, -I ^-^ do ;;w;; excuse OwO you; ^-^ yea, x3 upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, -I free you from't. You awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ taught -:33 That you ^.^ have many >_> enyemies UwU that xDD knyow ^.^ nyot -UwU Why uWu they awe so, ;;w;; but, >_< wike ^-^ to >w< viwwage ^.^ cuws, -:3 Bawk when theiw xDD fewwows do. By >w< some >_> of ^.^ these -The Queen :3 is >w< put in ;;w;; angew. Y'awe excus'd. -But uWu wiww you >w< be ^-^ mowe >_> justified? You >w< evew ->_< Have :33 wish'd OwO the sweeping >_> of :3 this OwO businyess; never >w< desiw'd -^w^ It ^-^ to >w< be OwO stiww'd; uWu but ^w^ oft ^.^ have hind'wed, oft, -The x3 passages :3 made towawd it. uWu On my xDD honyouw, -I speak my good Wowd Cawdinyaw ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ point, -And ;;w;; thus :3 faw ;;w;; cweaw >_> him. Nyow, what ;;w;; mov'd me to't, -I uWu wiww >w< be bowd with UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO attention. -;;w;; Then mark th' inducement. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it came-give ^w^ heed :33 to't: -UwU My ;;w;; conscience ^.^ fiwst receiv'd :3 a :33 tendewnyess, -uWu Scwupwe, ÚwÚ and >_> pwick, uWu on ÚwÚ cewtain >_< speeches uttew'd -By th' ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of Bayonne, then xDD Fwench ambassadow, -OwO Who xDD had >_< been UwU hithew x3 sent uWu on OwO the >_> debating -OwO A mawwiage :33 'twixt OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Owweans ÚwÚ and -Our daughter ^-^ Mawy. uWu I' th' ^-^ pwogwess >_> of :3 this businyess, -Ewe :3 a :3 detewminyate xDD wesowution, he- -I UwU mean OwO the ^-^ Bishop-did require :3 a respite -OwO Whewein ^.^ he UwU might OwO the UwU King his lord advewtise -:3 Whethew ^-^ ouw daughter ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wegitimate, ->_> Wespecting :3 this ^-^ ouw mawwiage with OwO the x3 dowagew, ->_< Sometimes ^-^ ouw >_< bwothew's wife. :3 This respite shook -The uWu bosom >_> of my ^.^ conscience, ^.^ entew'd uWu me, -xDD Yea, with :3 a splitting :33 powew, ÚwÚ and :3 made ^-^ to ^.^ twembwe -The region >_> of my ^w^ bweast, ;;w;; which fowc'd such uWu way -:33 That many maz'd ^.^ considewings >_> did UwU thwong -And ^.^ pwess'd in with :3 this caution. First, methought -I ÚwÚ stood ^.^ nyot in OwO the >_> smiwe >_> of UwU heaven, ^-^ who xDD had -;;w;; Commanded ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that my lady's uWu womb, ->w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; conceiv'd :3 a mawe >w< chiwd uWu by uWu me, shouwd -Do nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ offices >_> of life to't than -The grave OwO does ^-^ to OwO the >w< dead; uWu fow xDD hew mawe xDD issue -Ow ;;w;; died xDD whewe uWu they ;;w;; wewe made, ^w^ ow :33 showtwy aftew -:3 This x3 wowwd xDD had air'd ^.^ them. >_< Hence I took :3 a ^w^ thought -:3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ judgment uWu on uWu me, UwU that my UwU kingdom, -^.^ Weww >w< wowthy OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ heiw o' th' UwU wowwd, shouwd ^.^ nyot -Be ÚwÚ gwadded xDD in't uWu by >_> me. ;;w;; Then UwU fowwows UwU that -I x3 weigh'd OwO the danger ;;w;; which my weawms ÚwÚ stood in -By :3 this my >w< issue's :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> gave ^-^ to me ->_> Many :3 a UwU gwoanying throe. ÚwÚ Thus >_> huwwing in -The wiwd ÚwÚ sea >_> of my ^.^ conscience, I >_> did >_< steew -Towawd :3 this wemedy, wheweupon ^-^ we awe -Nyow ÚwÚ pwesent here >_< togethew; that's ^-^ to uWu say -I meant ^-^ to >_> wectify my ^.^ conscience, ;;w;; which -I then >_> did ;;w;; feew :33 fuww >_< sick, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot well, -By >w< aww OwO the OwO wevewend fathews >_> of OwO the ^.^ wand -And ÚwÚ doctows learn'd. First, I >_< began in pwivate -x3 With you, my Wowd >_> of x3 Wincown; you wemembew -OwO How uWu undew my oppression I >_> did >w< week, -When I ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; mov'd you. -UwU WINCOWN. Very well, my ^.^ wiege. -^w^ KING. I ^.^ have xDD spoke xDD wong; >w< be pleas'd yourself ^-^ to uWu say -OwO How :3 faw you ;;w;; satisfied >_> me. -UwU WINCOWN. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, -The xDD question >_> did at ^.^ fiwst OwO so stagger :3 me- -:33 Beawing :3 a OwO state >_> of :3 mighty ;;w;; moment xDD in't -And consequence >_> of dread-that I committed -The >w< dawing'st counsew ;;w;; which I xDD had ^-^ to UwU doubt, -And >_> did entweat >_> youw Highness ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ couwse -^w^ Which you awe x3 wunnying here. -^w^ KING. I then ;;w;; mov'd you, -UwU My Wowd >_> of Cantewbuwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ got >_> youw xDD weave -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent summons. :33 Unsowicited -I weft nyo OwO wevewend person in :3 this couwt, -But uWu by pawticuwaw consent proceeded -^.^ Undew >_> youw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and seals; ^.^ thewefowe, >w< go OwO on, ->_< Fow nyo :33 diswike >w< i' th' x3 wowwd x3 against OwO the person -x3 Of OwO the good uWu Queen, uWu but OwO the shawp :33 thowny OwO points -x3 Of my alleged uWu weasons, >_> dwives :3 this :3 fowwawd. -uWu Pwuv uWu but ^-^ ouw mawwiage lawful, uWu by my life -And >w< kingwy dignity, ^-^ we awe OwO contented -ÚwÚ To wear ^-^ ouw :33 mowaw OwO state ^-^ to come with UwU hew, -Kathawinye ^-^ ouw queen, before OwO the primest ;;w;; cweatuwe -^.^ That's ^-^ pawagon'd o' th' world. -^.^ CAMPEIUS. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, -The Queen being absent, 'tis :3 a :3 nyeedfuw :33 fitnyess -:33 That ^-^ we adjourn :3 this couwt ÚwÚ tiww further ÚwÚ day; -OwO Meanwhiwe >w< must >w< be OwO an eawnyest motion -^w^ Made ^-^ to OwO the Queen ^-^ to caww xDD back xDD hew appeal -She xDD intends x3 unto his Howinyess. -^w^ KING. ^-^ [Aside] I ^-^ may pewceive -^.^ These xDD cawdinyaws twifwe with >_> me. I ^w^ abhow -:3 This :3 diwatowy OwO swoth ÚwÚ and tricks >_> of Rome. -UwU My ^w^ weawn'd ÚwÚ and :33 weww-bewuvd x3 sewvant, >w< Cwanmew, -ÚwÚ Pwithee ^w^ wetuwn. x3 With >w< thy xDD appwoach I xDD knyow -UwU My comfort comes awong. -Break OwO up OwO the >_> couwt; -I ÚwÚ say, xDD set x3 on. :33 Exuent in manner as uWu they >w< entewed - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Wondon. The :33 QUEEN'S apartments - -x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 women, as at wowk - -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ;;w;; Take >w< thy lute, :33 wench. UwU My ^w^ souw grows ->_> sad with twoubwes; -:3 Sing ÚwÚ and >_> dispewse >w< 'em, ^-^ if :3 thou canst. Weave working. - -SONG - -UwU Owpheus with his lute :3 made trees, -And OwO the ^.^ mountain :3 tops UwU that freeze, -Bow themsewves when ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ sing; -ÚwÚ To his music pwants ÚwÚ and >_> fwowews -:33 Evew :33 spwung, as >_< sun ÚwÚ and uWu showews -Thewe xDD had :3 made :3 a ÚwÚ wasting spring. - -uWu Evewy xDD thing UwU that heard him play, ->_< Even OwO the ^-^ biwwows >_> of OwO the >_< sea, -^w^ Hung theiw :3 heads ÚwÚ and then uWu way by. -UwU In ^w^ sweet music :3 is such :3 awt, -xDD Kiwwing cawe ÚwÚ and >w< gwief >_> of OwO heawt -UwU Faww asweep ^w^ ow hearing ^-^ die. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN - -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. OwO How ^w^ nyow? -^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, OwO the two gweat >_> Cawdinyaws -Wait in OwO the presence. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Wouwd uWu they speak with x3 me? -^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They wiww'd me uWu say so, ÚwÚ madam. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ;;w;; Pway theiw Gwaces -ÚwÚ To come >w< nyeaw. xDD [Exit ;;w;; GENTWEMAN] What can >w< be theiw ^-^ businyess -x3 With uWu me, :3 a UwU poow uWu weak woman, OwO faww'n ^-^ fwom ^-^ favouw? -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike theiw >w< coming. Nyow I ÚwÚ think ^-^ on't, -^.^ They shouwd >w< be good ^-^ men, theiw affairs as :3 wighteous; -But >w< aww xDD hoods ^-^ make ^.^ nyot :33 monks. - -x3 Entew OwO the two CARDINALS, ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and OwO CAMPEIUS - -WOLSEY. xDD Peace ^-^ to >_> youw Highness! -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Your Gwaces find me here part >_> of >w< housewife; -I would >w< be aww, x3 against OwO the wowst ^-^ may >_< happen. -What awe >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes with uWu me, OwO wevewend wowds? -WOLSEY. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, x3 nyobwe UwU madam, ^-^ to withdraw -x3 Into >_> youw pwivate chambew, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^w^ give you -The :33 fuww cause >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< coming. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^w^ Speak ^.^ it xDD hewe; -There's nyothing I ^.^ have x3 donye >_> yet, o' my ^.^ conscience, -:33 Desewves :3 a cownyew. Wouwd >w< aww uWu othew >w< women -Could speak :3 this with as free :3 a ^w^ souw as I >w< do! -UwU My x3 wowds, I cawe nyot-so >w< much I x3 am x3 happy -OwO Abuv :3 a number-if my :33 actions -Were ^.^ twied uWu by UwU ev'wy tongue, UwU ev'wy eye ^-^ saw >w< 'em, -uWu Envy ÚwÚ and base >_< opinyion xDD set x3 against >w< 'em, -I xDD knyow my life OwO so even. >w< If >_> youw ^-^ businyess ->_< Seek me out, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu way I x3 am UwU wife ÚwÚ in, -Out with ^.^ it :33 bowdwy; >w< twuth loves open >_< deawing. -WOLSEY. ^.^ Tanta >_< est ewga te mentis >w< integwitas, weginya :3 sewenyis-sima- -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. :33 O, good my lord, nyo OwO Watin! -I x3 am ^.^ nyot such :3 a ÚwÚ twuant >_< since my ^w^ coming, -UwU As ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the language I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd in; -OwO A ÚwÚ stwange :33 tongue makes my cause ^-^ mowe stwange, suspicious; -;;w;; Pway speak in Engwish. ;;w;; Hewe awe >w< some uWu wiww :3 thank you, ->w< If you speak truth, uWu fow theiw UwU poow x3 mistwess' sake: ->_< Bewieve uWu me, ^.^ she >_> has xDD had >w< much ^.^ wwong. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, -The :3 wiwwing'st xDD sin I >w< evew ÚwÚ yet committed -May >w< be absowv'd in Engwish. -WOLSEY. x3 Nyobwe >w< wady, -I x3 am >_< sowwy my integwity shouwd bweed, -And service ^-^ to his uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and you, -^w^ So ^-^ deep >_> suspicion, xDD whewe >w< aww :3 faith ÚwÚ was meant -We come ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the uWu way >_> of ;;w;; accusation -ÚwÚ To ^-^ taint UwU that uWu honyouw every good :33 tongue UwU bwesses, -Nyow ^-^ to :33 betway you ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowwow- -You ^.^ have xDD too xDD much, good lady; uWu but ^-^ to xDD knyow -OwO How you ^.^ stand >_> minded in OwO the ^-^ weighty >_> diffewence ->w< Between OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ dewivew, -;;w;; Wike free ÚwÚ and >w< honyest ^-^ men, ^-^ ouw ^.^ just opinyions -And UwU comfowts ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ cause. -^.^ CAMPEIUS. uWu Most UwU honyouw'd UwU madam, -UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, >_< out >_> of his x3 nyobwe UwU nyatuwe, -UwU Zeaw ÚwÚ and :33 obedience ^.^ he still ^-^ bowe >_> youw Gwace, -Fowgetting, >_< wike :3 a good man, >_> youw ^.^ wate ÚwÚ censuwe -Both >_> of his >w< twuth ÚwÚ and him-which ÚwÚ was xDD too ^.^ faw- -^-^ Offews, as I uWu do, in :3 a >w< sign >_> of :3 peace, -His service ÚwÚ and his x3 counsew. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To :33 betway me.- -UwU My x3 wowds, I :3 thank you uWu both uWu fow >_> youw good wins; -uWu Ye speak >_< wike >w< honyest men-pway :3 God ye ^w^ pwuv so! -But how ^-^ to ^-^ make ye :33 suddenwy OwO an ^-^ answew, -UwU In such :3 a point >_> of ^-^ weight, OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >_< minye xDD honyouw, -Mowe ;;w;; nyeaw my xDD wife, I feaw, with my uWu weak wit, -And ^-^ to such x3 men >_> of gwavity ÚwÚ and weawnying, -UwU In >w< twuth I xDD knyow not. I ÚwÚ was xDD set at wowk -x3 Among my >w< maids, :33 fuww little, :3 God knows, looking -x3 Eithew uWu fow such x3 men ^w^ ow such :33 businyess. ->_< Fow xDD hew :33 sake UwU that I ^.^ have been-for I ;;w;; feew -The last x3 fit >_> of my gweatnyess-good >_> youw ^.^ Gwaces, ->_> Wet me ^.^ have UwU time ÚwÚ and counsew uWu fow my ^.^ cause. -^.^ Awas, I x3 am :3 a woman, friendless, :3 hopewess! -WOLSEY. ^w^ Madam, you :33 wwong OwO the King's love with ^.^ these feaws; -Your OwO hopes ÚwÚ and fwiends awe >_> infinyite. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU In ^.^ Engwand -But wittwe uWu fow my x3 pwofit; can you xDD think, x3 wowds, -:33 That ^-^ any :3 Engwishman dare ^w^ give me counsew? -Ow >w< be :3 a OwO knyown OwO fwiend, >w< 'gainst his OwO Highnyess' >_> pweasuwe- -^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be UwU gwown OwO so desperate ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ honyest- -And live :3 a x3 subject? ;;w;; Nyay, :33 fowsooth, my fwiends, -^.^ They UwU that >w< must ^.^ weigh >_< out my afflictions, -^.^ They UwU that my xDD twust >w< must gwow ^.^ to, live ^.^ nyot xDD hewe; -^.^ They awe, as >w< aww my uWu othew ^w^ comfowts, :3 faw hence, -UwU In >_< minye >_> own xDD countwy, wowds. -^.^ CAMPEIUS. I would >_> youw OwO Gwace -Wouwd xDD weave >_> youw ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and UwU take my x3 counsew. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^-^ How, sir? -^.^ CAMPEIUS. x3 Put >_> youw x3 main cause OwO into OwO the King's pwotection; ->w< He's :33 woving ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; gwacious. 'Twiww >w< be >w< much -Both uWu fow >_> youw uWu honyouw better ÚwÚ and >_> youw cause; ->_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the UwU twiaw >_> of OwO the OwO waw o'ertake ye -You'll part away disgrac'd. -WOLSEY. ÚwÚ He uWu tewws you OwO wightwy. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. uWu Ye tell me what ye ^w^ wish uWu fow OwO both-my wuin. -^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw ÚwÚ Chwistian counsew? Out x3 upon :33 ye! -xDD Heaven :3 is :33 abuv >w< aww :33 yet: there OwO sits :3 a Judge -:33 That nyo ;;w;; king can OwO cowwupt. -^.^ CAMPEIUS. Your ;;w;; wage mistakes ÚwÚ us. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame uWu fow UwU ye; holy x3 men I ^w^ thought >_< ye, -:3 Upon my >_> souw, two OwO wevewend ÚwÚ cawdinyaw virtues; -But ÚwÚ cawdinyaw x3 sins ÚwÚ and >w< howwow hearts I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ ye. -Mend >w< 'em, uWu fow shame, my wowds. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw :33 comfowt? -The cowdiaw UwU that ye bwing :3 a wwetched uWu wady- -OwO A ^-^ woman lost UwU among >_< ye, ^.^ waugh'd at, scorn'd? -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ye half my ^w^ misewies: -I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe :33 chawity; uWu but uWu say I ;;w;; wawnyed ^.^ ye. -;;w;; Take :3 heed, uWu fow >_< heaven's :33 sake UwU take :3 heed, west at UwU once -The >_> buwden >_> of my ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ faww x3 upon ^.^ ye. -WOLSEY. ^w^ Madam, :3 this :3 is :3 a mere >_> distwaction; -You xDD tuwn OwO the good ^-^ we :3 offew OwO into ÚwÚ envy. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. uWu Ye xDD tuwn me OwO into nothing. ^w^ Woe x3 upon >_< ye, -And >w< aww such false UwU pwofessows! Wouwd you ^.^ have :3 me- ->w< If you ^.^ have ^-^ any justice, ^-^ any pity, ->w< If ye >w< be ^-^ any xDD thing uWu but x3 chuwchmen's ^-^ habits- -x3 Put my uWu sick cause OwO into his ^.^ hands UwU that OwO hates x3 me? -Alas! >_> has banish'd me his bed uWu awweady, -His love xDD too wong OwO ago! I x3 am >_> owd, my x3 wowds, -And >w< aww OwO the OwO fewwowship I howd :3 nyow with him -^-^ Is only my ^.^ obedience. What can >_> happen -ÚwÚ To me :33 abuv :3 this ^w^ wwetchednyess? ^-^ Aww >_> youw studies -UwU Make me :3 a ^w^ cuwse >_< wike ÚwÚ this. -^.^ CAMPEIUS. Your ^-^ feaws awe >w< wowse. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >_< Have I uWu wiv'd ;;w;; thus ^w^ wong-wet me speak ÚwÚ mysewf, -x3 Since :3 viwtue ^.^ finds nyo friends-a xDD wife, :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ onye? -OwO A woman, I dare uWu say ^-^ without ^.^ vain-gwowy, -uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ yet ^-^ bwanded with suspicion? ->_< Have I with >w< aww my :33 fuww ÚwÚ affections -OwO Stiww met OwO the ;;w;; King, :33 wov'd him next ;;w;; heav'n, ;;w;; obey'd ^w^ him, -Been, >_< out >_> of fondnyess, supewstitious ^-^ to ^w^ him, ->w< Awmost ;;w;; fowgot my ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ to ^.^ content ^w^ him, -And x3 am I ;;w;; thus rewarded? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot well, wowds. ->_< Bwing me :3 a ;;w;; constant ^-^ woman ^-^ to xDD hew xDD husband, ->_< Onye UwU that :33 nye'ew :33 dweam'd :3 a ^.^ joy uWu beyond his pweasuwe, -And ^-^ to UwU that woman, when ^.^ she >_> has x3 donye ÚwÚ most, ->_> Yet uWu wiww I ÚwÚ add OwO an >w< honyouw-a gweat uWu patience. -WOLSEY. ^w^ Madam, you ÚwÚ wandew ^-^ fwom OwO the good ^-^ we ^-^ aim OwO at. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU My lord, I dare ^.^ nyot ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf OwO so guilty, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO up willingly UwU that x3 nyobwe title -Your ^w^ mastew wed me >w< to: nyothing uWu but death -:33 Shaww e'ew divorce my dignities. -WOLSEY. ;;w;; Pway hear >_> me. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Wouwd I xDD had never >w< twod :3 this Engwish :3 eawth, -Ow ;;w;; fewt OwO the fwattewies UwU that gwow x3 upon ^.^ it! -uWu Ye ^.^ have angews' :3 faces, uWu but >w< heaven knows >_> youw ^-^ heawts. -What uWu wiww ÚwÚ become >_> of me nyow, wwetched >w< wady? -I x3 am OwO the UwU most OwO unhappy ^-^ woman living. -uWu [To xDD hew :33 WOMEN] ^.^ Awas, UwU poow >_> wenches, xDD whewe awe :3 nyow ->_> youw fowtunyes? -:3 Shipwweck'd x3 upon :3 a UwU kingdom, xDD whewe nyo pity, -:3 Nyo fwiends, nyo OwO hope; nyo UwU kindwed weep uWu fow me; ->w< Awmost nyo grave >_< awwow'd >_> me. ;;w;; Wike OwO the >_> My, -:33 That UwU once ÚwÚ was ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO the field, ÚwÚ and >_> fwouwish'd, -I'll >_> hang my head ÚwÚ and UwU pewish. -WOLSEY. >w< If >_> youw OwO Gwace -Could uWu but >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ends awe ^w^ honyest, -You'd ;;w;; feew ^-^ mowe uWu comfowt. UwU Why shouwd >_> we, good >w< wady, -:3 Upon what ^-^ cause, :33 wwong you? ^.^ Awas, ^-^ ouw places, -The uWu way >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< pwofession :3 is x3 against xDD it; -We awe ^-^ to cure such sorrows, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to sow >_< 'em. ->_< Fow x3 goodnyess' UwU sake, consider what you do; -OwO How you ^-^ may hurt OwO youwsewf, ^-^ ay, >_> uttewwy -Gwow ^-^ fwom OwO the King's OwO acquaintance, uWu by :3 this cawwiage. -The hearts >_> of princes ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ obedience, -^w^ So >w< much uWu they love xDD it; uWu but ^-^ to :3 stubbown uWu spiwits -^.^ They sweww ÚwÚ and gwow as uWu tewwibwe as stowms. -I xDD knyow you ^.^ have :3 a gentle, x3 nyobwe tempew, -OwO A ^w^ souw as x3 even as :3 a cawm. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ think OwO us -Those ^-^ we profess, ^-^ peace-makews, fwiends, ÚwÚ and OwO sewvants. -^.^ CAMPEIUS. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ you'ww find ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. You :33 wwong >_> youw viwtues -x3 With ^.^ these uWu weak women's UwU feaws. OwO A x3 nyobwe ^.^ spiwit, -UwU As x3 youws ÚwÚ was >w< put OwO into you, >w< evew UwU casts -Such :33 doubts as false >_< coin ^-^ fwom it. The UwU King loves OwO you; ->_< Bewawe you wose ^.^ it not. >_< Fow >w< us, ^-^ if you >w< pwease -ÚwÚ To xDD twust OwO us in >_> youw businyess, ^-^ we awe ready -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw xDD utmost studies in >_> youw uWu sewvice. -ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Do what ye uWu wiww my lords; ÚwÚ and pray -forgive me ->w< If I ^.^ have :33 us'd ^-^ mysewf unmannyewwy; -You xDD knyow I x3 am :3 a woman, UwU wacking ÚwÚ wit -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a x3 seemwy ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to such pewsons. -;;w;; Pway ^-^ do my service ^-^ to his Majesty; -ÚwÚ He >_> has my OwO heawt >_> yet, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^.^ have my ;;w;; pwayews -OwO Whiwe I uWu shaww ^.^ have my wife. ^w^ Come, OwO wevewend ÚwÚ fathews, -uWu Bestow >_> youw counsels uWu on me; ^.^ she :3 nyow OwO begs -:33 That wittwe thought, when ^.^ she xDD set >w< footing ;;w;; hewe, -She shouwd ^.^ have bought xDD hew ^.^ dignyities OwO so ;;w;; deaw. >_< Exeunt - - - -^-^ ACT ;;w;; III.SCENE OwO 2. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, OwO the DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, -ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN - -xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< If you uWu wiww :3 nyow ^-^ unyite in >_> youw x3 compwaints -And x3 fowce them with :3 a ^.^ constancy, OwO the Cawdinyaw -Cannyot ^.^ stand uWu undew them: ^-^ if you x3 omit -The :3 offew >_> of :3 this UwU time, I cannyot pwomise -But UwU that you uWu shaww sustain uWu moe OwO nyew disgwaces -x3 With ^.^ these you bear awweady. -^w^ SUWWEY. I x3 am >_< joyfuw -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet OwO the :33 weast >w< occasion UwU that ^-^ may ^w^ give me -Wemembwance >_> of my >_> fathew-in-waw, OwO the Duke, -ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> him. -SUFFOLK. ^w^ Which >_> of OwO the x3 peews ->_< Have ^-^ uncontemn'd gonye uWu by ^w^ him, ^w^ ow at :33 weast -Stwangewy neglected? When >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ wegawd -The stamp >_> of ;;w;; nyobwenyess in ^-^ any person -Out >_> of >w< himsewf? -CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU My x3 wowds, you speak >_> youw ^.^ pweasuwes. -What ^.^ he ^-^ desewves >_> of you ÚwÚ and me I know; -What ^-^ we can ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ him-though :3 nyow OwO the UwU time -Gives uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ us-I >w< much fear. >w< If you cannyot -Baw his access ^-^ to th' ;;w;; King, never ^-^ attempt -OwO Anything uWu on him; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO witchcwaft -Over OwO the UwU King :33 in's OwO tongue. -xDD NyOWFOWK. :33 O, ;;w;; feaw him :33 nyot! -His spell in UwU that :3 is ^-^ out; OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found -:33 Mattew x3 against him UwU that uWu fow >w< evew x3 maws -The honey >_> of his >_< wanguage. No, :33 he's settwed, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to come OwO off, in his displeasure. -^w^ SUWWEY. >_> Siw, -I shouwd >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to hear such UwU nyews as :3 this ->w< Once every hour. -xDD NyOWFOWK. >_< Bewieve it, :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ twue: -UwU In OwO the divorce his contrary proceedings -uWu Awe >w< aww ÚwÚ unfowded; wherein ^.^ he >_> appeaws -UwU As I would ^w^ wish >_< minye enyemy. -^w^ SUWWEY. OwO How came -His pwactices ^-^ to OwO wight? -SUFFOLK. uWu Most UwU Stwangewy. -^w^ SUWWEY. :33 O, ;;w;; how, ^-^ how? -SUFFOLK. The Cardinal's letters ^-^ to OwO the x3 Pope >_> miscawwied, -And came ^-^ to th' eye o' th' x3 King; wherein ÚwÚ was ;;w;; wead -OwO How UwU that OwO the Cawdinyaw >_> did entweat his uWu Howinyess -ÚwÚ To stay OwO the ÚwÚ judgment o' th' >_< divowce; uWu fow ^-^ if -^w^ It >_> did UwU take place, OwO 'I :33 do' OwO quoth ^.^ he ^-^ 'pewceive -UwU My ;;w;; king :3 is >w< tangwed in xDD affection ^-^ to -OwO A ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of OwO the xDD Queen's, OwO Wady >_> Annye >w< Buwwen.' -^w^ SUWWEY. xDD Has OwO the UwU King uWu this? -SUFFOLK. >_< Bewieve it. -^w^ SUWWEY. uWu Wiww :3 this wowk? -CHAMBEWWAIN. The UwU King in :3 this ;;w;; pewceives him how ^.^ he coasts -And :33 hedges his >_> own way. But in :3 this point -^-^ Aww his tricks >w< foundew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he brings his ÚwÚ physic -:33 Aftew his x3 patient's >_> death: OwO the UwU King already -;;w;; Hath married OwO the fair >_< wady. -^w^ SUWWEY. Wouwd ^.^ he :3 had! -SUFFOLK. May you >w< be x3 happy in >_> youw OwO wish, my wowd! ->_< Fow, I profess, you ^.^ have it. -^w^ SUWWEY. Nyow, >w< aww my ^.^ joy ->_< Twace OwO the conjunction! -SUFFOLK. UwU My ^-^ amen ÚwÚ to't! -xDD NyOWFOWK. An men's! -SUFFOLK. There's owdew >w< given uWu fow xDD hew uWu cowonyation; -x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ yet uWu but young, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may >w< be weft -ÚwÚ To >w< some ears UwU unwecounted. But, my x3 wowds, -She :3 is :3 a x3 gawwant creature, ÚwÚ and complete -UwU In :33 mind ÚwÚ and >_< featuwe. I >_< pewsuade me ^-^ fwom xDD hew -uWu Wiww ^-^ faww >w< some xDD bwessing ^-^ to :3 this wand, ;;w;; which uWu shaww -UwU In ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; memowiz'd. -^w^ SUWWEY. But uWu wiww OwO the UwU King -Digest :3 this letter >_> of OwO the x3 Cawdinyaw's? -The Wowd forbid! -xDD NyOWFOWK. x3 Mawwy, OwO amen! -SUFFOLK. No, no; -Thewe >w< be uWu moe ^w^ wasps UwU that ;;w;; buzz about his nyose -uWu Wiww ^-^ make :3 this sting OwO the OwO soonyew. Cawdinyaw *cries* Campeius -^-^ Is stow'n away ^-^ to Rome; ;;w;; hath ta'en nyo :33 weave; -xDD Has weft OwO the cause o' th' UwU King ^.^ unhandwed, ÚwÚ and -^-^ Is ^.^ posted, as OwO the uWu agent >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 Cawdinyaw, -ÚwÚ To uWu second >w< aww his x3 pwot. I ^-^ do assuwe you -The UwU King :3 cwied 'Ha!' at ÚwÚ this. -CHAMBEWWAIN. Nyow, :3 God >_> incense ^w^ him, -And let him x3 cwy 'Ha!' ;;w;; woudew! -xDD NyOWFOWK. But, my lord, -When wetuwns :3 Cwanmew? -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ He :3 is wetuwn'd in his ;;w;; opinyions; ;;w;; which ->_< Have ;;w;; satisfied OwO the UwU King uWu fow his x3 divowce, -Together with >w< aww :3 famous uWu cowweges ->w< Awmost in uWu Chwistendom. Showtwy, I >w< bewieve, -His uWu second mawwiage uWu shaww >w< be >w< pubwish'd, ÚwÚ and -Her coronation. Kathawinye nyo ^-^ mowe -:33 Shaww >w< be xDD caww'd queen, uWu but pwincess dowagew -And widow ^-^ to Prince ÚwÚ Awthuw. -xDD NyOWFOWK. :3 This >_> same :33 Cwanmew's -OwO A >w< wowthy fewwow, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ta'en >w< much pain -UwU In OwO the King's :33 businyess. -SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ He :33 has; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see him ->_< Fow ^.^ it OwO an :33 awchbishop. -xDD NyOWFOWK. ^w^ So I heaw. -SUFFOLK. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ so. - -x3 Entew ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and :3 CWOMWEWW - -The Cardinal! -xDD NyOWFOWK. ^-^ Obsewve, obsewve, :33 he's ^.^ moody. -WOLSEY. The ÚwÚ packet, ^-^ Cwomweww, ->w< Gave't you OwO the ^.^ King? -CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ To his >_> own ;;w;; hand, :33 in's uWu bedchambew. -WOLSEY. Wook'd ^.^ he o' th' ^-^ inside >_> of OwO the UwU papew? -CWOMWEWW. x3 Pwesentwy -ÚwÚ He >_> did unseaw them; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ he ^-^ view'd, -ÚwÚ He >_> did ^.^ it with :3 a uWu sewious mind; :3 a ^w^ heed ->_> Was in his :3 countenyance. You ^.^ he bade -x3 Attend him here :3 this x3 mownying. -WOLSEY. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ready -ÚwÚ To come OwO abwoad? -CWOMWEWW. I ÚwÚ think uWu by :3 this ^.^ he is. -WOLSEY. Weave me >_> awhiwe. Exit :3 CWOMWEWW -^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to OwO the Duchess >_> of ;;w;; Awencon, -The xDD Fwench King's sistew; ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. ->_> Annye :3 Buwwen! No, I'll nyo >_> Annye Bullens uWu fow him; -There's ^-^ mowe xDD in't than fair OwO visage. :3 Buwwen! -No, ^w^ we'ww nyo OwO Buwwens. xDD Speediwy I ^w^ wish -ÚwÚ To hear ^-^ fwom Rome. The Marchioness >_> of Pembroke! -xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< He's discontented. -SUFFOLK. May >w< be ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws OwO the UwU King -uWu Does :33 whet his :3 angew ^-^ to >_> him. -^w^ SUWWEY. ^-^ Shawp enyough, -:3 Wowd, uWu fow >w< thy >_> justice! -WOLSEY. ^-^ [Aside] The ^.^ wate Queen's ^-^ gentwewoman, :3 a :3 knyight's ->_> daughtew, -ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD hew x3 mistwess' :33 mistwess! The Queen's queen! -:3 This xDD candwe burns ^.^ nyot xDD cweaw. ^.^ 'Tis I >w< must snyuff xDD it; -;;w;; Then >_< out ^.^ it OwO goes. What >w< though I xDD knyow xDD hew ÚwÚ viwtuous -And ;;w;; weww ;;w;; desewving? >_> Yet I xDD knyow xDD hew uWu fow -OwO A ÚwÚ spweeny :33 Wuthewan; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> whowesome ^-^ to -Our cause UwU that ^.^ she shouwd lie >w< i' th' uWu bosom >_> of -Our hawd-wuw'd King. xDD Again, there :3 is ^w^ spwung OwO up -An heretic, OwO an OwO awch one, uWu Cwanmew; ^-^ onye -;;w;; Hath cwaww'd OwO into OwO the :3 favouw >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, -And :3 is his oracle. -xDD NyOWFOWK. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 vex'd at >_< something. - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, reading >_> of :3 a x3 scheduwe, ÚwÚ and LOVELL - -^w^ SUWWEY. I would 'twere xDD something UwU that would ÚwÚ fwet OwO the string, -The ^.^ mastew-cowd on's >_< heawt! -SUFFOLK. The ;;w;; King, OwO the >_< King! -^w^ KING. What piwes >_> of wealth ;;w;; hath ^.^ he accumulated -ÚwÚ To his >_> own *sighs* powtion! And what ÚwÚ expense uWu by th' hour -xDD Seems ^-^ to flow ^-^ fwom :3 him! ^-^ How, >w< i' th' name >_> of ;;w;; thwift, -uWu Does ^.^ he rake :3 this together?-Now, my x3 wowds, -:33 Saw you OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? -xDD NyOWFOWK. UwU My lord, ^-^ we ^.^ have -x3 Stood here observing >_> him. uWu Some ÚwÚ stwange uWu commotion -^-^ Is in his bwain: ^.^ he bites his x3 wip ÚwÚ and UwU stawts, -uWu Stops uWu on :3 a >_> sudden, looks x3 upon OwO the >w< gwound, -;;w;; Then lays his fingew uWu on his UwU tempwe; straight -UwU Spwings >_< out OwO into fast >_> gait; then stops uWu again, -Strikes his uWu bweast >_> hawd; ÚwÚ and anon ^.^ he UwU casts -His eye x3 against OwO the ÚwÚ moon. UwU In UwU most ÚwÚ stwange postures -We ^.^ have uWu seen him xDD set :3 himsewf. -^w^ KING. ^w^ It ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be -Thewe :3 is :3 a UwU mutiny :33 in's mind. :3 This xDD mownying -Papers >_> of OwO state ^.^ he x3 sent me ^-^ to pewuse, -UwU As I requir'd; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wot you what I ;;w;; found ->_< Thewe-on my ^.^ conscience, >w< put :3 unwittingwy? -ÚwÚ Fowsooth, OwO an ÚwÚ inventowy, ;;w;; thus impowting -The uWu sevewaw x3 pawcews >_> of his ;;w;; pwate, his tweasuwe, -UwU Wich ÚwÚ stuffs, ÚwÚ and :33 ownyaments >_> of ÚwÚ househowd; ;;w;; which -I find at such >_> pwoud ^.^ wate UwU that ^.^ it outspeaks -ÚwÚ Possession >_> of :3 a ^w^ subject. -xDD NyOWFOWK. ÚwÚ It's >_< heaven's wiww; -uWu Some spirit >w< put :3 this paper in OwO the >_< packet -ÚwÚ To bless >_> youw eye :3 withaw. -^w^ KING. >w< If ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ think -His xDD contempwation ;;w;; wewe :33 abuv OwO the :3 eawth -And xDD fix'd uWu on spiritual object, ^.^ he shouwd still -ÚwÚ dweww in his >_< musings; uWu but I x3 am ^w^ afwaid -His ^.^ thinkings awe x3 bewow OwO the ^w^ moon, ^.^ nyot wowth -His uWu sewious considewing. -UwU [The KING ^-^ takes his x3 seat ÚwÚ and whispers >w< WOVEWW, -^-^ who :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the CAWDINyAW] -WOLSEY. xDD Heaven forgive UwU me! -:33 Evew :3 God bless >_> youw Highness! -^w^ KING. OwO Good, my lord, -You awe :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ heavenwy ^-^ stuff, ÚwÚ and bear OwO the UwU inventowy -x3 Of >_> youw :33 best gwaces in >_> youw mind; OwO the ;;w;; which -You ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow x3 wunnying o'er. You ^.^ have scarce UwU time -ÚwÚ To >_< steaw ^-^ fwom spiritual :3 weisuwe :3 a bwief :3 span -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_> youw earthly audit; ;;w;; suwe, in UwU that -I ^.^ deem you OwO an i-iww xDD husband, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^.^ gwad -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have you :3 thewein my companion. -WOLSEY. >_> Siw, ->_< Fow holy ^-^ offices I ^.^ have :3 a time; :3 a UwU time -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon OwO the part >_> of ^-^ businyess ;;w;; which -I bear >w< i' th' x3 state; ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe OwO does require -Her xDD times >_> of :3 pwesewvation, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ pewfowce -OwO I, xDD hew ;;w;; fwaiw UwU son, ÚwÚ amongst my ;;w;; bwethwen mowtaw, -Must ^w^ give my >_< tendance x3 to. -^w^ KING. You ^.^ have ^w^ said :33 weww. -WOLSEY. And >w< evew ^-^ may >_> youw Highness ^.^ yoke togethew, -UwU As I uWu wiww lend you ^-^ cause, my UwU doing ;;w;; weww -x3 With my ;;w;; weww xDD saying! -^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww ^w^ said ÚwÚ again; -And 'tis :3 a >w< kind >_> of good deed ^-^ to uWu say ;;w;; weww; -And ÚwÚ yet uWu wowds awe nyo >_< deeds. UwU My fathew :33 wov'd >w< you: -ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he did; ÚwÚ and with his deed >_> did :3 cwown -His >_> wowd x3 upon you. x3 Since I xDD had my >w< office -I ^.^ have ^-^ kept you next my >_> heawt; ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 awonye -uWu Empwoy'd you xDD whewe UwU high pwofits UwU might come home, -But par'd my ÚwÚ pwesent havings ^-^ to bestow -UwU My bounties x3 upon you. -WOLSEY. ^-^ [Aside] What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? -^w^ SUWWEY. ^-^ [Aside] The Wowd OwO incwease :3 this businyess! -^w^ KING. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot :3 made you -The >_> pwime man >_> of OwO the state? I pray you tell me ->w< If what I :3 nyow OwO pwonyounce you ^.^ have ;;w;; found true; -And, ^-^ if you ^-^ may x3 confess it, uWu say withaw ->w< If you awe bound ^-^ to OwO us ^w^ ow nyo. What uWu say you? -WOLSEY. UwU My suvweign, I x3 confess >_> youw :33 woyaw graces, -;;w;; Show'w'd uWu on me xDD daiwy, ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe than :33 couwd -UwU My ^.^ studied >w< puwposes x3 wequite; ;;w;; which went -Beyond >w< aww ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ endeavouws. UwU My endeavours, ->_< Have >w< evew come xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of my desiwes, ->_> Yet xDD fiw'd with my abiwities; >_< minye >_> own ends ->_< Have >_< been >_< minye OwO so UwU that xDD evewmowe uWu they pointed -ÚwÚ To th' good >_> of >_> youw UwU most xDD sacwed person ÚwÚ and -The >w< pwofit >_> of OwO the state. >_< Fow >_> youw gweat gwaces ->_< Heap'd x3 upon uWu me, UwU poow ^-^ undesewvew, I -^w^ Can nyothing render uWu but allegiant :3 thanks; -UwU My ;;w;; pway'ws ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fow OwO you; my ^w^ woyawty, -^w^ Which >w< evew >_> has ÚwÚ and >w< evew uWu shaww >w< be >_< gwowing, -;;w;; Tiww >_< death, UwU that winter, :33 kiww it. -^w^ KING. Fairly answew'd! -OwO A :33 woyaw ÚwÚ and uWu obedient :33 subject :3 is -ÚwÚ Thewein iwwustwated; OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of ^.^ it -uWu Does pay OwO the ^.^ act >_> of it, :3 as, >w< i' th' ;;w;; contwawy, -The uWu fouwnyess :3 is OwO the >_> punyishment. I presume -That, as my hand >_> has :33 open'd bounty ^-^ to you, -UwU My OwO heawt >_> dwopp'd love, my ^.^ pow'w ^.^ wain'd xDD honyouw, ^-^ mowe -uWu On you than >_< any, OwO so >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and xDD heawt, -Your ^-^ bwain, ÚwÚ and every UwU function >_> of >_> youw :33 powew, -Shouwd, x3 nyotwithstanding UwU that >_> youw bond >_> of duty, -UwU As 'twere in ^-^ wuv's :33 pawticuwaw, >w< be ^-^ mowe -ÚwÚ To uWu me, >_> youw OwO fwiend, than any. -WOLSEY. I ^-^ do UwU pwofess -:33 That uWu fow >_> youw OwO Highnyess' good I >w< evew labour'd -Mowe than >_< minye own; UwU that OwO am, x3 have, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww be- -^-^ Though >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd >_< cwack theiw >_> duty ^-^ to you, -And thwow ^.^ it ^-^ fwom theiw soul; >w< though pewiws >_> did -OwO Abound as OwO thick as ^w^ thought :33 couwd ^-^ make >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and -xDD Appeaw in >_> fowms ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ howwid-yet my duty, -UwU As doth :3 a ^-^ wock x3 against OwO the chiding ^.^ fwood, -;;w;; Shouwd OwO the xDD appwoach >_> of :3 this wiwd >_> wivew bweak, -And ^.^ stand unshaken ^w^ youws. -^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ spoken. -;;w;; Take ^.^ nyotice, x3 wowds, ^.^ he >_> has :3 a :33 woyaw ^w^ bweast, ->_< Fow you ^.^ have uWu seen him open 't. x3 Wead o'ew ^.^ this; -[Giving him >_< papews] -And aftew, ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to ^-^ bweakfast with -What :3 appetite you have. -Exit OwO the xDD KING, uWu fwownying x3 upon OwO the CARDINAL; OwO the NOBLES -UwU thwong aftew ^w^ him, :33 smiwing ÚwÚ and UwU whispewing -WOLSEY. What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? -What ^w^ sudden anger's uWu this? OwO How ^.^ have I reap'd it? -ÚwÚ He x3 pawted uWu fwownying ^-^ fwom uWu me, as ^-^ if ruin -:33 Weap'd ^-^ fwom his ^w^ eyes; OwO so looks OwO the ^-^ chafed x3 wion -:3 Upon OwO the daring ÚwÚ huntsman UwU that >_> has ÚwÚ gaww'd x3 him- -;;w;; Then makes him nothing. I >w< must ;;w;; wead :3 this papew; -I feaw, OwO the story >_> of his ;;w;; angew. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; -:3 This paper >_> has undonye >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis th' >_< account -x3 Of >w< aww UwU that x3 wowwd >_> of wealth I ^.^ have :33 dwawn >_> togethew ->_< Fow >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; ends; >_< indeed ^-^ to >_< gain OwO the :3 popedom, -And >_< fee my fwiends in Rome. :3 O nyegwigence, -OwO Fit uWu fow :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to ^-^ faww OwO by! What cross ^w^ deviw -^w^ Made me >w< put :3 this x3 main >w< secwet in OwO the >_< packet -I x3 sent OwO the ^.^ King? ^-^ Is there nyo uWu way ^-^ to cure uWu this? -:3 Nyo OwO nyew :33 device ^-^ to beat :3 this ^-^ fwom his uWu bwains? -I xDD knyow 'twill :33 stiw him strongly; ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow -OwO A >_< way, ^-^ if ^.^ it UwU take >_< wight, in ^-^ spite >_> of OwO fowtunye, -uWu Wiww bwing me x3 off again. What's uWu this? xDD 'To th' Pope.' -The letter, as I live, with >w< aww OwO the ^-^ businyess -I :3 wwit uWu to's Howinyess. Nyay then, faweweww! -I ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd OwO the OwO highest point >_> of >w< aww my >_< gweatnyess, -And ^-^ fwom UwU that :33 fuww meridian >_> of my >_> gwowy -I haste :3 nyow ^-^ to my setting. I uWu shaww ^-^ faww -;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU bwight >_< exhawation in OwO the OwO evenying, -And nyo man UwU see me more. - -;;w;; We-entew ^-^ to ^w^ WOWSEY OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and -SUFFOWK, OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD -CHAMBEWWAIN - -xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< Heaw OwO the King's pweasuwe, :3 Cawdinyaw, ^-^ who ÚwÚ commands you -ÚwÚ To render OwO up OwO the gweat >w< seaw ÚwÚ pwesentwy -x3 Into ^-^ ouw x3 hands, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 confinye yourself -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ Ashew :33 House, my Wowd >_> of x3 Winchestew's, -;;w;; Tiww you hear further ^-^ fwom his uWu Highnyess. -WOLSEY. Stay: -Where's >_> youw xDD commission, wowds? Words cannyot carry -Authority OwO so >w< weighty. -SUFFOLK. OwO Who dawes cross >w< 'em, -:33 Beawing OwO the King's uWu wiww ^-^ fwom his OwO mouth ^.^ expwesswy? -WOLSEY. ;;w;; Tiww I find ^-^ mowe than uWu wiww ^w^ ow uWu wowds ^-^ to ^-^ do >_> it- -I UwU mean >_> youw :3 mawice-knyow, officious x3 wowds, -I dare ÚwÚ and >w< must deny it. Nyow I ;;w;; feew -x3 Of what coarse >w< metaw ye awe mouwded-envy; -OwO How ÚwÚ eagewwy ye follow my >_> disgwaces, -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ fed UwU ye; ÚwÚ and how sweek ÚwÚ and >_< wanton -uWu Ye :3 appeaw in every xDD thing ^-^ may bwing my ruin! -Follow >_> youw ÚwÚ envious OwO couwses, x3 men >_> of >w< mawice; -You ^.^ have ÚwÚ Chwistian ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and nyo x3 doubt -UwU In UwU time uWu wiww find theiw x3 fit :33 wewawds. :33 That >w< seaw -You ÚwÚ ask with such :3 a ;;w;; viowence, OwO the King- -Minye ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> mastew-with his >_> own hand >_> gave me; -;;w;; Bade me enjoy it, with OwO the place ÚwÚ and UwU honyouws, -^-^ Duwing my life; :3 and, ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm his goodness, -x3 Tied ^.^ it uWu by wettews-patents. Nyow, ^w^ who'ww UwU take it? -^w^ SUWWEY. The ;;w;; King, UwU that >_> gave it. -WOLSEY. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be ^-^ himsewf xDD then. -^w^ SUWWEY. Thou art :3 a >_> pwoud >w< twaitow, pwiest. -WOLSEY. Proud lord, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. -xDD Within ^.^ these forty ^w^ houws Suwwey durst better ->_< Have buwnt UwU that :33 tongue than ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. -^w^ SUWWEY. x3 Thy ^-^ ambition, -Thou uWu scawwet uWu sin, ;;w;; wobb'd :3 this bewaiwing ^.^ wand -x3 Of x3 nyobwe ^w^ Buckingham, my :33 fathew-in-waw. -The :3 heads >_> of >w< aww >w< thy bwothew cardinals, -x3 With ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy :33 best pawts bound togethew, -Weigh'd ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw >_> of ^-^ his. Plague >_> of >_> youw policy! -You x3 sent me uWu deputy uWu fow :3 Iwewand; -Far ^-^ fwom his succour, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ fwom >w< aww -:33 That UwU might ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on OwO the fauwt :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st him; ->w< Whiwst >_> youw gweat goodness, >_< out >_> of holy pity, -xDD Absowv'd him with OwO an OwO axe. -WOLSEY. This, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ewse -:3 This >_> tawking lord can uWu way x3 upon my >_< cwedit, -I ÚwÚ answew :3 is UwU most ^-^ fawse. The UwU Duke uWu by OwO waw -;;w;; Found his UwU desewts; how innyocent I ÚwÚ was -From ^-^ any pwivate ;;w;; mawice in his end, -His x3 nyobwe juwy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw cause can witnyess. ->w< If I :33 wov'd many x3 wowds, lord, I shouwd tell you -You ^.^ have as wittwe xDD honyesty as xDD honyouw, -:33 That in OwO the uWu way >_> of ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ and >w< twuth -Towawd OwO the ;;w;; King, my >w< evew :33 woyaw :3 mastew, ->w< Dawe :33 mate :3 a ÚwÚ soundew man than Suwwey can >w< be -And OwO an UwU that love his fowwies. -^w^ SUWWEY. By my >_> souw, -Your wong UwU coat, :33 pwiest, >_< pwotects OwO you; :3 thou shouldst ;;w;; feew -UwU My >_< swowd >w< i' OwO the life-blood >_> of ÚwÚ thee >w< ewse. UwU My uWu wowds -^w^ Can ye >_> enduwe ^-^ to hear :3 this arrogance? -And ^-^ fwom :3 this fewwow? >w< If ^-^ we live ;;w;; thus xDD tamewy, -ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; thus >w< jaded uWu by :3 a piece >_> of scarlet, -Farewell nobility! >_> Wet his OwO Gwace >w< go :3 fowwawd -And dare OwO us with his ÚwÚ cap >_< wike larks. -WOLSEY. ^-^ Aww xDD goodnyess -^-^ Is :3 poison ^-^ to >w< thy :3 stomach. -^w^ SUWWEY. x3 Yes, UwU that xDD goodnyess -x3 Of gleaning >w< aww OwO the land's wealth OwO into one, -x3 Into >_> youw >_> own x3 hands, :3 Cawdinyaw, uWu by OwO extowtion; -The xDD goodnyess >_> of >_> youw xDD intewcepted OwO packets -You :3 wwit ^-^ to th' x3 Pope x3 against OwO the x3 King; >_> youw goodness, -x3 Since you >_< pwovoke uWu me, uWu shaww >w< be UwU most :3 nyotowious. -UwU My Wowd >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, as you awe ^.^ twuwy noble, -UwU As you >_< wespect OwO the ^w^ common uWu good, OwO the OwO state -x3 Of ^-^ ouw UwU despis'd ^w^ nyobiwity, ^-^ ouw >w< issues, -Whom, ^-^ if ^.^ he live, uWu wiww scarce >w< be :3 gentwemen- -Pwoduce OwO the gwand sum >_> of his UwU sins, OwO the xDD awticwes -Collected ^-^ fwom his wife. I'll stawtwe you -UwU Wowse than OwO the ;;w;; sacwing :3 beww, when OwO the xDD bwown wench ->w< Way kissing in >_> youw uWu awms, Wowd Cawdinyaw. -WOLSEY. OwO How xDD much, >_> methinks, I :33 couwd :3 despise :3 this man, -But UwU that I x3 am bound in charity x3 against ^.^ it! -xDD NyOWFOWK. Those ^w^ awticwes, my lord, awe in OwO the King's >w< hand; -But, ;;w;; thus xDD much, uWu they awe ;;w;; fouw ones. -WOLSEY. ^w^ So >w< much ^-^ faiwew -And >_> spotwess uWu shaww >_< minye >w< innyocence awise, -When OwO the UwU King knows my :33 twuth. -^w^ SUWWEY. :3 This cannyot :33 save you. -I :3 thank my memowy I ÚwÚ yet wemembew -uWu Some >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ awticwes; ÚwÚ and >_< out uWu they shall. -Nyow, ^-^ if you can x3 bwush ÚwÚ and x3 cwy guilty, :3 Cawdinyaw, -You'll show :3 a wittwe x3 honyesty. -WOLSEY. ^w^ Speak OwO on, siw; -I dare >_> youw wowst ^w^ objections. >w< If I >w< bwush, -^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to UwU see :3 a nyobweman UwU want OwO mannyews. -^w^ SUWWEY. I xDD had wathew UwU want x3 those than my head. >_< Have at xDD you! -First, UwU that ^-^ without OwO the King's :33 assent ^w^ ow knowledge -You wrought ^-^ to >w< be :3 a OwO wegate; uWu by ;;w;; which power -You ^.^ maim'd OwO the ÚwÚ juwisdiction >_> of >w< aww uWu bishops. -xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> Then, UwU that in >w< aww you :3 wwit ^-^ to Wome, ^w^ ow ewse -ÚwÚ To foweign princes, x3 'Ego xDD et ^-^ Wex x3 meus' ->_> Was still UwU inscwib'd; in ;;w;; which you ^w^ bwought OwO the UwU King -ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw sewvant. -SUFFOLK. >_> Then, UwU that ^-^ without OwO the knowledge -x3 Eithew >_> of UwU King ^w^ ow ^w^ Counciw, when you went ->w< Ambassadow ^-^ to OwO the >_< Empewow, you :3 made bowd -ÚwÚ To carry OwO into Flanders OwO the gweat ÚwÚ seaw. -^w^ SUWWEY. ;;w;; Item, you x3 sent :3 a uWu wawge :33 commission -ÚwÚ To >_< Gwegowy ^.^ de x3 Cassado, ^-^ to conclude, -Without OwO the King's uWu wiww ^w^ ow OwO the ^-^ state's UwU awwowance, -OwO A >_> weague :3 between his Highness ÚwÚ and >_> Fewwawa. -SUFFOLK. :33 That >_< out >_> of mere ambition you ^.^ have caus'd -Your holy ÚwÚ hat ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ stamp'd uWu on OwO the King's >w< coin. -^w^ SUWWEY. >_> Then, UwU that you ^.^ have x3 sent innumerable UwU substance, -By what :3 means ^w^ got I xDD weave ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own ^.^ conscience, -ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish >_> Wome ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 pwepawe OwO the ^-^ ways -You ^.^ have uWu fow >w< dignyities, ^-^ to OwO the mere ;;w;; undoing -x3 Of >w< aww OwO the ^.^ kingdom. >_> Many ^-^ mowe there awe, ->w< Which, >_< since uWu they awe >_> of you, ÚwÚ and >_< odious, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ taint my OwO mouth OwO with. -CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 O my lord, -Press ^.^ nyot :3 a fawwing man xDD too :3 faw! ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; viwtue. -His faults lie open ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ waws; let ;;w;; them, -:3 Nyot you, >_< cowwect >_> him. UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ weeps ^-^ to UwU see him -^w^ So wittwe >_> of his gweat >w< sewf. -^w^ SUWWEY. I forgive >_> him. -SUFFOLK. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, OwO the King's further ^w^ pweasuwe UwU is- -xDD Because >w< aww x3 those >w< things you ^.^ have x3 donye >_> of :3 wate, -By >_> youw power wegatinye within :3 this UwU kingdom, -UwU Faww OwO into th' ^w^ compass >_> of :3 a pwaemunyiwe- -:33 That OwO thewefowe such :3 a :3 wwit >w< be :33 sued x3 against >w< you: -ÚwÚ To uWu fowfeit >w< aww >_> youw >_< goods, UwU wands, ÚwÚ tenyements, -Chattels, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whatsoevew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be -Out >_> of OwO the King's >w< pwotection. :3 This :3 is my :33 chawge. -xDD NyOWFOWK. And OwO so ^w^ we'ww xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw :33 meditations -OwO How ^-^ to live ^w^ bettew. >_< Fow >_> youw :3 stubbown ÚwÚ answew -About OwO the giving xDD back OwO the gweat >w< seaw ^-^ to >w< us, -The UwU King uWu shaww xDD knyow it, :3 and, nyo UwU doubt, uWu shaww :3 thank you. -^w^ So fare you well, my wittwe good Wowd Cawdinyaw. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ WOWSEY -WOLSEY. ^w^ So faweweww ^-^ to OwO the wittwe good you bear >_> me. -Faweweww, :3 a wong ^.^ faweweww, ^-^ to >w< aww my greatness! -:3 This :3 is OwO the OwO state >_> of ÚwÚ man: OwO to-day ^.^ he ^-^ puts :3 fowth -The >w< tendew leaves >_> of xDD hopes; to-morrow blossoms -And uWu beaws his :33 bwushing honours OwO thick x3 upon him; -The third :3 day comes :3 a :33 fwost, :3 a :33 kiwwing :33 fwost, -And when ^.^ he thinks, good :33 easy man, :33 fuww ^w^ suwewy -His greatness :3 is a-wipenying, nyips his woot, -And then ^.^ he falls, as I do. I ^.^ have ventuw'd, -;;w;; Wike wittwe >_< wanton :3 boys UwU that OwO swim uWu on >_> bwaddews, -:3 This many ^.^ summews in :3 a ÚwÚ sea >_> of UwU gwowy; -But :3 faw uWu beyond my >w< depth. UwU My xDD high-bwown uWu pwide -^.^ At wength x3 bwoke uWu undew uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow >_> has weft uWu me, -Weary ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd with UwU sewvice, ^-^ to OwO the UwU mewcy -x3 Of :3 a wude ÚwÚ stweam, UwU that >w< must uWu fow >w< evew hide >_> me. -Vain OwO pomp ÚwÚ and >_> gwowy >_> of :3 this UwU wowwd, I UwU hate UwU ye; -I ;;w;; feew my OwO heawt OwO nyew :3 open'd. :33 O, how wwetched -^-^ Is UwU that UwU poow man UwU that OwO hangs uWu on ^-^ pwinces' favours! -Thewe :3 is ;;w;; betwixt UwU that >_> smiwe ^-^ we would aspire ^.^ to, -:33 That ^w^ sweet aspect >_> of princes, ÚwÚ and theiw ruin -Mowe >w< pangs ÚwÚ and ^-^ feaws than wars ^w^ ow >w< women ^.^ have; -And when ^.^ he falls, ^.^ he ^.^ fawws >_< wike Lucifer, -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to >w< hope again. - -x3 Entew x3 CWOMWEWW, standing amazed - -ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Cwomweww! -CWOMWEWW. I ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, sir. -WOLSEY. >_> What, >w< amaz'd -^.^ At my >_< misfowtunyes? ^w^ Can >w< thy spirit wonder -OwO A gweat man shouwd decwinye? ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you ;;w;; weep, -I x3 am OwO faww'n :3 indeed. -CWOMWEWW. OwO How OwO does >_> youw :33 Gwace? -WOLSEY. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; weww; -uWu Nyevew OwO so ^.^ twuwy happy, my good Cromwell. -I xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf nyow, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feew within me -OwO A xDD peace :33 abuv >w< aww earthly >w< dignyities, -OwO A still ÚwÚ and >_> quiet >_< conscience. The UwU King >_> has x3 cuw'd uWu me, -I humbly :3 thank his >w< Gwace; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ these UwU shouwdews, -^.^ These >_< wuin'd :3 piwwaws, >_< out >_> of pity, :3 taken -OwO A woad would sink :3 a nyavy-too >w< much honyouw. -:33 O, 'tis :3 a >_< buwden, ^-^ Cwomweww, 'tis :3 a >_> buwden -:3 Too :33 heavy uWu fow :3 a man UwU that OwO hopes uWu fow uWu heaven! -CWOMWEWW. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> has :3 made UwU that ^.^ wight ;;w;; use >_> of it. -WOLSEY. I >w< hope I have. I x3 am able nyow, >_> methinks, -Out >_> of :3 a uWu fowtitude >_> of ^w^ souw I x3 feew, -ÚwÚ To >_> enduwe ^-^ mowe xDD misewies ÚwÚ and gweatew :3 faw ->w< Than my weak-hearted >_> enyemies dare ^.^ offew. -What UwU nyews OwO abwoad? -CWOMWEWW. The ÚwÚ heaviest ÚwÚ and OwO the wowst -^-^ Is >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe with OwO the King. -WOLSEY. :3 God bless :3 him! -CWOMWEWW. The next :3 is UwU that Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Mowe :3 is :3 chosen -Wowd >w< Chancewwow in >_> youw :3 pwace. -WOLSEY. ^.^ That's uWu somewhat >_< sudden. -But :33 he's :3 a ^w^ weawnyed xDD man. May ^.^ he continue -Wong in his OwO Highnyess' >_< favouw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :33 justice ->_< Fow ÚwÚ twuth's :33 sake ÚwÚ and his :3 conscience; UwU that his bones -When ^.^ he >_> has run his ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and sweeps in uWu bwessings, -May ^.^ have :3 a tomb >_> of OwO owphans' ;;w;; teaws >_> wept uWu on :3 him! -What >_> mowe? -CWOMWEWW. :33 That Cranmer :3 is wetuwn'd with welcome, -;;w;; Instaww'd Wowd Awchbishop >_> of OwO Cantewbuwy. -WOLSEY. ^.^ That's UwU nyews :3 indeed. -CWOMWEWW. >w< Wast, UwU that OwO the OwO Wady UwU Annye, -x3 Whom OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath in ^.^ secwecy wong xDD mawwied, -:3 This :3 day ÚwÚ was ^.^ view'd in open as his queen, -;;w;; Going ^-^ to uWu chapew; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< voice :3 is :3 nyow ->_> Onwy about xDD hew coronation. -WOLSEY. Thewe ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO weight UwU that uWu puww'd me down. -:3 O ^-^ Cwomweww, -The UwU King >_> has gonye uWu beyond >_> me. ^-^ Aww my glories -UwU In UwU that ^-^ onye ^-^ woman I ^.^ have lost uWu fow ever. -:3 Nyo >_< sun uWu shaww >w< evew >_> ushew :3 fowth >_< minye UwU honyouws, -Ow ÚwÚ giwd UwU again OwO the x3 nyobwe twoops UwU that waited -:3 Upon my smiles. uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom uWu me, Cwomweww; -I x3 am :3 a UwU poow OwO faww'n man, unworthy :3 nyow -ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< thy lord ÚwÚ and mastew. >_< Seek OwO the x3 King; -:33 That >_> sun, I pray, ^-^ may never :33 set! I ^.^ have told him -What ÚwÚ and how OwO twue :3 thou awt. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ advance thee; -uWu Some wittwe memowy >_> of me uWu wiww :33 stiw x3 him- -I xDD knyow his x3 nyobwe ^.^ nyatuwe-nyot ^-^ to let -x3 Thy ^w^ hopefuw service pewish ^w^ too. Good ^-^ Cwomweww, -Nyegwect him not; ^-^ make ;;w;; use nyow, ÚwÚ and :3 pwovide ->_< Fow UwU thinye >_> own :33 futuwe xDD safety. -CWOMWEWW. :3 O my lord, -Must I then xDD weave you? Must I ^.^ nyeeds >_< fowgo -^w^ So uWu good, OwO so noble, ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO twue :3 a ^.^ mastew? -Beaw ;;w;; witnyess, >w< aww UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot hearts >_> of x3 iwon, -x3 With what :3 a UwU sowwow Cromwell leaves his :33 wowd. -The UwU King uWu shaww ^.^ have my ^-^ sewvice; uWu but my ;;w;; pwayews ->_< Fow >w< evew ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< evew uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ youws. -WOLSEY. ^-^ Cwomweww, I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to shed :3 a >w< teaw -UwU In >w< aww my >_> misewies; uWu but :3 thou x3 hast fowc'd uWu me, -Out >_> of >w< thy >w< honyest truth, ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the OwO woman. -Let's OwO dwy ^-^ ouw ^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus :3 faw hear uWu me, ^-^ Cwomweww, -And when I x3 am forgotten, as I uWu shaww ^.^ be, -And ;;w;; sweep in :33 duww x3 cowd ÚwÚ mawbwe, xDD whewe nyo OwO mention -x3 Of me ^-^ mowe >w< must >w< be heard :33 of, uWu say I ^w^ taught ^w^ thee- -Say UwU Wowsey, UwU that UwU once >w< twod OwO the ^-^ ways >_> of ^-^ gwowy, -And ÚwÚ sounded >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ depths ÚwÚ and shoaws >_> of xDD honyouw, -;;w;; Found ÚwÚ thee :3 a >_< way, >_< out >_> of his UwU wweck, ^-^ to xDD wise ^w^ in- -OwO A ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ and xDD safe one, >w< though >w< thy ^w^ mastew >_< miss'd it. ->_< Mawk uWu but my ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU that >_< wuin'd >_> me. -^-^ Cwomweww, I chawge ^.^ thee, fling away x3 ambition: -By UwU that xDD sin feww OwO the uWu angews. OwO How can man then, -The ^.^ image >_> of his >_< Makew, >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ win uWu by it? -^-^ Wuv thyself xDD wast; cherish x3 those hearts UwU that UwU hate thee; ->_< Cowwuption UwU wins ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe than x3 honyesty. -OwO Stiww in >w< thy ^.^ wight hand carry gentwe xDD peace -ÚwÚ To siwence ÚwÚ envious ÚwÚ tongues. Be UwU just, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw not; ->_> Wet >w< aww OwO the ends :3 thou xDD aim'st at >w< be >w< thy countwy's, -x3 Thy God's, ÚwÚ and truth's; then, ^-^ if :3 thou ;;w;; faww'st, :3 O ^-^ Cwomweww, -Thou faww'st :3 a bwessed mawtyw! -Sewve OwO the ;;w;; King, ^w^ and-pwithee ;;w;; wead me in. -Thewe UwU take OwO an UwU inventowy >_> of >w< aww I ^.^ have -ÚwÚ To OwO the last UwU penny; 'tis OwO the King's. UwU My wobe, -And my integwity ^-^ to UwU heaven, :3 is >w< aww -I dare :3 nyow caww >_< minye >w< own. :3 O ^-^ Cwomweww, Cwomweww! -Had I uWu but sewv'd my :3 God with half OwO the x3 zeaw -I sewv'd my ;;w;; King, ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot in >_< minye :3 age ->_< Have weft me ^.^ nyaked ^-^ to >_< minye enyemies. -CWOMWEWW. Good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have uWu patience. -WOLSEY. ^w^ So I have. Farewell -The OwO hopes >_> of couwt! UwU My OwO hopes in >w< heaven ^-^ do dwell. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -OwO A uWu stweet in OwO Westminstew - -x3 Entew two GENTWEMEN, meeting ^-^ onye another - -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Y'awe ;;w;; weww met UwU once again. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ So awe you. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You come ^-^ to UwU take >_> youw ^.^ stand ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ->w< behowd -The OwO Wady >_> Annye xDD pass ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU cowonyation? -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww my :33 businyess. ^.^ At ^-^ ouw last uWu encountew -The UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham came ^-^ fwom his trial. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true. But UwU that UwU time ^.^ offew'd -^w^ sowwow; -This, ^w^ genyewaw OwO joy. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis :33 weww. The >_< citizens, -I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ have shown at :33 fuww theiw :33 woyaw :3 minds- -As, let >w< 'em ^.^ have theiw rights, uWu they awe >w< evew ;;w;; fowwawd- -UwU In ÚwÚ cewebwation >_> of :3 this :3 day with shows, -ÚwÚ Pageants, ÚwÚ and uWu sights >_> of honyouw. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Nyevew greater, -Nyow, I'll assuwe you, better >w< taken, sir. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. May I >w< be bowd ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask what UwU that x3 contains, -:33 That paper in >_> youw ^.^ hand? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Yes; 'tis OwO the list -x3 Of x3 those UwU that OwO cwaim theiw ^-^ offices :3 this day, -By UwU custom >_> of OwO the coronation. -The UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk :3 is OwO the :33 fiwst, ÚwÚ and uWu cwaims -ÚwÚ To >w< be High uWu Stewawd; nyext, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, -ÚwÚ He ^-^ to >w< be Eaww ^.^ Mawshaw. You ^-^ may ;;w;; wead OwO the ^-^ west. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I :3 thank you, siw; xDD had I ^.^ nyot OwO knyown -x3 those customs, -I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been OwO behowding ^-^ to >_> youw >w< papew. -But, I uWu beseech you, ^w^ what's ÚwÚ become >_> of Katharine, -The ^w^ Pwincess >_> Dowagew? OwO How :33 goes xDD hew business? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That I can tell you ^w^ too. The Awchbishop -x3 Of Cantewbuwy, accompanied with uWu othew ->w< Weawnyed ÚwÚ and OwO wevewend fathews >_> of his owdew, -Held :3 a ^.^ wate couwt at Dunstabwe, OwO six :3 miwes >_> of -From Ampthiww, xDD whewe OwO the ^w^ Pwincess OwO way; ^-^ to ;;w;; which -She ÚwÚ was >_< often ^w^ cited uWu by ;;w;; them, uWu but appeaw'd not. -And, ^-^ to >w< be showt, uWu fow ^.^ nyot ^.^ appeawance ÚwÚ and -The King's ^.^ wate scwupwe, uWu by OwO the x3 main :33 assent -x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ these ^w^ weawnyed ^-^ men, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >_< divowc'd, -And OwO the ^.^ wate mawwiage :3 made >_> of UwU nyonye xDD effect; -x3 Since ;;w;; which ^.^ she ÚwÚ was wemuvd ^-^ to ;;w;; Kimbowton, -:3 Whewe ^.^ she remains :3 nyow sick. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Awas, good ^-^ wady! [Trumpets] -The OwO twumpets :3 sound. Stand OwO cwose, OwO the Queen :3 is >w< coming. -[Hautboys] - -OwO THE ORDER >_< OF OwO THE COWONyATION. - -OwO 1. OwO A lively flourish >_> of trumpets. -OwO 2. ;;w;; Then two UwU JUDGES. -xDD 3. LORD CHANCELLOR, with >_> puwse ÚwÚ and mace before >_> him. -x3 4. ÚwÚ CHOWISTEWS OwO singing. >_< [Music] -5. :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^w^ WONDON, beawing OwO the mace. ;;w;; Then GARTER, in -his :3 coat >_> of uWu awms, ÚwÚ and uWu on his head ^.^ he :33 wowe :3 a OwO giwt copper -^w^ cwown. -:33 6. ^w^ MAWQUIS UwU DOWSET, beawing :3 a OwO sceptwe >_> of ^.^ gowd, uWu on his head :3 a -;;w;; demi-cowonyaw >_> of >w< gowd. x3 With ^w^ him, OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, -beawing OwO the ;;w;; wod >_> of ÚwÚ siwvew with OwO the x3 duv, crowned with OwO an -:33 eaww's ^-^ cowonyet. Collars >_> of :3 Esses. -:3 7. DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, in his robe >_> of ^w^ estate, his coronet uWu on -his uWu head, beawing :3 a wong >_> white wand, as High ÚwÚ Stewawd. -x3 With ^w^ him, OwO the DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, with OwO the ;;w;; wod >_> of -marshalship, :3 a coronet uWu on his head. Collars >_> of :3 Esses. -uWu 8. OwO A >_> canyopy ÚwÚ bownye uWu by ;;w;; fouw >_> of OwO the ;;w;; CINQUE-POWTS; uWu undew ^.^ it -OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN in xDD hew robe; in xDD hew >_< haiw richly OwO adownyed with -pearl, ÚwÚ cwownyed. uWu On OwO each >_> side UwU hew, OwO the UwU BISHOPS >_< OF ^-^ WONDON -ÚwÚ and WINCHESTER. -OwO 9. The ^.^ owd x3 DUCHESS >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, in :3 a cowonyaw >_> of gold -wrought with flowers, beawing OwO the :33 QUEEN'S OwO twain. -:3 10. Cewtain uWu WADIES ^w^ ow >w< COUNTESSES, with ;;w;; pwain UwU ciwcwets >_> of gold -^-^ without xDD fwowews. - -^.^ Exeunt, ^.^ fiwst >_< passing xDD uvw OwO the OwO stage in owdew ÚwÚ and state, -ÚwÚ and then :3 a gweat flourish >_> of OwO twumpets - -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A :33 woyaw OwO twain, believe >_> me. ^.^ These know. ->w< Who's UwU that UwU that uWu beaws OwO the sceptre? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU Mawquis OwO Dowset; -And UwU that OwO the Eaww >_> of Surrey, with OwO the rod. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A bowd bwave gentleman. :33 That shouwd >w< be -The UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the xDD same-High ÚwÚ Stewawd. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And UwU that my Wowd >_> of OwO Nyowfowk? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Yes. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ [Wooking uWu on OwO the QUEEN] xDD Heaven -bless thee! -Thou x3 hast OwO the x3 sweetest ;;w;; face I >w< evew ^.^ wook'd x3 on. ->_> Siw, as I ^.^ have :3 a >_> souw, ^.^ she :3 is OwO an ^-^ angew; -Our ;;w;; king >_> has >w< aww OwO the >_< Indies in his uWu awms, -And ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and :3 wichew, when ^.^ he strains UwU that lady; -I cannyot blame his >_< conscience. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They UwU that bear -The :33 cwoth >_> of uWu honyouw xDD uvw xDD hew awe ;;w;; fouw bawons -x3 Of OwO the ;;w;; Cinque-powts. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Those x3 men awe x3 happy; ÚwÚ and OwO so awe >w< aww -awe ;;w;; nyeaw :3 hew. -I UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ she UwU that >_> cawwies OwO up OwO the x3 twain -^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ owd x3 nyobwe >w< wady, Duchess >_> of Nyowfowk. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ It >_> is; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west awe ^-^ countesses. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Their xDD cowonyets uWu say ÚwÚ so. ^.^ These awe x3 staws :3 indeed, -And ^.^ sometimes fawwing ones. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. -Exit Procession, with :3 a gweat flourish >_> of OwO twumpets - -x3 Entew :3 a third >_> GENTWEMAN - -:3 God :33 save you, :3 siw! :3 Whewe ^.^ have you >_< been bwoiwing? -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Among OwO the ;;w;; cwowds >w< i' th' UwU Abbey, xDD whewe :3 a fingew -Could ^.^ nyot >w< be wedg'd in ^-^ mowe; I x3 am stifled -x3 With OwO the mere >_< wanknyess >_> of theiw OwO joy. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You ^-^ saw -The ceremony? -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That I ÚwÚ did. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO How ÚwÚ was it? -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Weww wowth OwO the uWu seeing. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Good ;;w;; siw, speak ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU As ;;w;; weww as I x3 am xDD abwe. The rich ^w^ stweam -x3 Of uWu wowds ÚwÚ and uWu wadies, having ^w^ bwought OwO the Queen -ÚwÚ To :3 a :33 pwepaw'd place in OwO the choiw, feww >_> of -OwO A uWu distance ^-^ fwom UwU hew, >_< whiwe xDD hew OwO Gwace xDD sat ;;w;; down -ÚwÚ To west uWu awhiwe, >w< some half OwO an hour ^w^ ow so, -UwU In :3 a rich chair >_> of state, ;;w;; opposing ^-^ fweewy -The x3 beauty >_> of xDD hew person ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe. ->_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she :3 is OwO the :3 goodwiest ^-^ woman -:33 That >w< evew uWu way uWu by >w< man; ;;w;; which when OwO the ^w^ peopwe -Had OwO the :33 fuww view :33 of, such :3 a ^w^ nyoise ;;w;; awose -UwU As OwO the ^-^ shwouds ^-^ make at ÚwÚ sea in :3 a ;;w;; stiff OwO tempest, -UwU As ^w^ woud, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to as many tunyes; ÚwÚ hats, :33 cwoaks- -uWu Doubwets, I :3 think-fwew uWu up, ÚwÚ and xDD had theiw faces -:3 Been woose, :3 this :3 day uWu they xDD had >_< been xDD wost. Such ^.^ joy -I never ^-^ saw >_> befowe. ^-^ Gweat-bewwied :3 women, -:33 That xDD had ^.^ nyot half :3 a >_> week ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, >_< wike uWu wams -UwU In OwO the ^.^ owd UwU time >_> of war, would >_< shake OwO the ;;w;; pwess, -And ^-^ make >w< 'em ^.^ weew before >_< 'em. :3 Nyo man :3 wiving -Could uWu say >_< 'This :3 is my wife' there, >w< aww ;;w;; wewe woven -^w^ So stwangewy in ^-^ onye piece. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But what follow'd? -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ At wength xDD hew OwO Gwace :3 wose, ÚwÚ and with -modest paces -Came ^-^ to OwO the altar, xDD whewe ^.^ she >w< knyeew'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ saintwike -:3 Cast xDD hew fair eyes ^-^ to UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and >_> pway'd devoutwy. -;;w;; Then wose uWu again, ÚwÚ and bow'd xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe; -When uWu by OwO the Awchbishop >_> of uWu Cantewbuwy -She xDD had >w< aww OwO the :33 woyaw ÚwÚ makings >_> of :3 a queen: -UwU As holy uWu oiw, >_< Edwawd OwO Confessow's UwU cwown, -The >w< wod, ÚwÚ and biwd >_> of :3 peace, ÚwÚ and >w< aww such xDD embwems -Waid ^w^ nyobwy uWu on UwU hew; ;;w;; which perform'd, OwO the choiw, -x3 With >w< aww OwO the >_< choicest music >_> of OwO the UwU kingdom, -Together uWu sung 'Te ÚwÚ Deum.' ^w^ So ^.^ she parted, -And with OwO the >_> same :33 fuww OwO state pac'd xDD back UwU again -ÚwÚ To uWu Yowk >w< Pwace, xDD whewe OwO the feast :3 is x3 hewd. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Siw, -You >w< must nyo ^-^ mowe caww ^.^ it uWu Yowk Place: that's ;;w;; past: ->_< Fow >_< since OwO the Cawdinyaw feww UwU that title's xDD wost. -^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow OwO the >_< King's, ÚwÚ and called :3 Whitehaww. -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I xDD knyow xDD it; -But 'tis OwO so lately alter'd UwU that OwO the ^.^ owd name -^-^ Is ^.^ fwesh about >_> me. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What two OwO wevewend x3 bishops -Were x3 those UwU that went uWu on OwO each >_> side >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Stokesly ÚwÚ and >_< Gawdinyew: OwO the ^-^ onye >_> of >w< Winchestew, -Newly ^w^ pwefeww'd ^-^ fwom OwO the King's secretary; -The xDD othew, Wondon. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew -^-^ Is held nyo gweat good >_> wuvw >_> of OwO the Archbishop's, -The ÚwÚ viwtuous Cranmer. -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^.^ wand knows UwU that; -However, ÚwÚ yet there :3 is nyo gweat breach. When ^.^ it uWu comes, -Cranmer uWu wiww find :3 a fwiend uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD shwink ^-^ fwom >_> him. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO Who ^-^ may UwU that ^.^ be, I pray you? -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Thomas ^-^ Cwomweww, -OwO A man in >w< much >_< esteem with th' ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy -OwO A >w< wowthy >w< fwiend. The UwU King >_> has :3 made him ^-^ Mastew ->w< O' th' >_> jewew :33 House, -And one, uWu awweady, >_> of OwO the Privy ;;w;; Counciw. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww deserve more. -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, ^-^ without >w< aww >_> doubt. -^w^ Come, gentlemen, ye uWu shaww >w< go my >_< way, ;;w;; which -^-^ Is ^-^ to th' couwt, ÚwÚ and there ye uWu shaww >w< be my guests: -OwO Something I can ^.^ command. UwU As I ÚwÚ wawk :33 thithew, -I'll tell ye more. -uWu BOTH. You ^-^ may xDD command >w< us, sir. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -Kimbolton - -x3 Entew KATHAWINyE, Dowager, uWu sick; wed :3 between >_< GWIFFITH, xDD hew ^w^ Gentweman xDD Ushew, -ÚwÚ and UwU PATIENCE, xDD hew ^-^ woman - -GWIFFITH. OwO How OwO does >_> youw :33 Gwace? -KATHARINE. :3 O >w< Gwiffith, uWu sick ^-^ to >_< death! -UwU My >w< wegs >_< wike woaden branches bow ^-^ to th' :3 eawth, -^.^ Wiwwing ^-^ to xDD weave theiw burden. >_< Weach :3 a uWu chaiw. -uWu So-nyow, >_> methinks, I ;;w;; feew :3 a wittwe OwO ease. ->w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot tell uWu me, >w< Gwiffith, as :3 thou uWu wed'st uWu me, -:33 That OwO the gweat >w< chiwd >_> of xDD honyouw, Cawdinyaw UwU Wowsey, ->_> Was ;;w;; dead? -GWIFFITH. x3 Yes, ^.^ madam; uWu but I ÚwÚ think >_> youw Gwace, -Out >_> of OwO the pain you OwO suffew'd, >_> gave nyo ear to't. -KATHARINE. Prithee, good >w< Gwiffith, tell me how ^.^ he died. ->w< If well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ stepp'd before uWu me, UwU happiwy, ->_< Fow my ;;w;; exampwe. -GWIFFITH. Weww, OwO the >w< voice >_> goes, ^.^ madam; ->_< Fow aftew OwO the :33 stout Eaww Northumberland -xDD Awwested him at uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought him x3 fowwawd, -UwU As :3 a man sorely ^-^ tainted, ^-^ to his ^-^ answew, -ÚwÚ He feww uWu sick ^w^ suddenwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwew OwO so i-iww -ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ sit his muwe. -KATHARINE. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ man! -GWIFFITH. ^.^ At ^w^ wast, with :33 easy woads, ^.^ he came ^-^ to Leicester, -uWu Wodg'd in OwO the x3 abbey; xDD whewe OwO the OwO wevewend abbot, -x3 With >w< aww his ^w^ cuvnt, :3 honyouwabwy receiv'd him; -ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he >_> gave ^.^ these xDD wowds: 'O fathew ÚwÚ Abbot, -An ^.^ owd man, ^w^ bwoken with OwO the stowms >_> of state, -^-^ Is come ^-^ to uWu way his x3 weawy bones UwU among UwU ye; ->w< Give him :3 a wittwe :3 eawth uWu fow chawity!' -^w^ So went ^-^ to ^-^ bed; xDD whewe ÚwÚ eagewwy his sicknyess -Pursu'd him still And three nyights aftew this, -About OwO the hour >_> of ^.^ eight-which ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf -Fowetowd shouwd >w< be his uWu wast-fuww >_> of ^-^ wepentance, -xDD Continyuaw ;;w;; meditations, >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and sorrows, -ÚwÚ He >_> gave his honours ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd uWu again, -His bwessed part ^-^ to UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and >w< swept in ^-^ peace. -KATHARINE. ^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ he west; his faults lie gently uWu on :3 him! ->_> Yet ;;w;; thus :33 faw, >w< Gwiffith, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to speak ^w^ him, -And ÚwÚ yet with >_> chawity. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a man -x3 Of OwO an unbounded >w< stomach, >w< evew ^.^ wanking -Himsewf with OwO pwinces; ^-^ onye UwU that, uWu by ;;w;; suggestion, -x3 Tied >w< aww OwO the ^.^ kingdom. Simony ÚwÚ was fair xDD pway; -His >_> own >_< opinyion ÚwÚ was his waw. uWu I' th' :3 pwesence -ÚwÚ He would uWu say :33 untwuths, ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< evew double -Both in his uWu wowds ÚwÚ and meaning. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO nyevew, -But xDD whewe ^.^ he meant ^-^ to wuin, pitiful. -His ^w^ pwomises OwO wewe, as ^.^ he then OwO was, ^.^ mighty; -But his >_> pewfowmance, as ^.^ he :3 is nyow, nothing. -x3 Of his >_> own ÚwÚ body ^.^ he ÚwÚ was iww, ÚwÚ and >_> gave -The :33 cwewgy i-iww ;;w;; exampwe. -GWIFFITH. x3 Nyobwe UwU madam, -ÚwÚ Men's evil ^-^ mannyews live in brass: theiw viwtues -We wwite in watew. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Highness -ÚwÚ To hear me speak his good ^w^ nyow? -KATHARINE. x3 Yes, good Gwiffith; -I ;;w;; wewe :33 mawicious >w< ewse. -GWIFFITH. :3 This :3 Cawdinyaw, -^-^ Though ^-^ fwom OwO an humbwe OwO stock, undoubtedwy ->_> Was fashion'd ^-^ to >w< much uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom his ^w^ cwadwe. -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< schowaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a wipe ÚwÚ and good UwU onye; -Exceeding ÚwÚ wise, ^.^ faiw-spoken, ÚwÚ and uWu pewsuading; -;;w;; Wofty ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw ^-^ to them UwU that :33 wov'd him ;;w;; nyot, -But ^-^ to x3 those x3 men UwU that ÚwÚ sought him ^w^ sweet as summer. -And >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu unsatisfied in :33 getting- -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 sin-yet in bestowing, UwU madam, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU most ;;w;; pwincewy: >w< evew witness uWu fow him -Those UwU twins >_> of >_> weawnying UwU that ^.^ he rais'd in you, -x3 Ipswich ÚwÚ and Oxford! >_< Onye >_> of ;;w;; which feww with ^w^ him, -uWu Unwiwwing ^-^ to ;;w;; outwive OwO the good UwU that >_> did xDD it; -The xDD othew, >w< though uWu unfinyish'd, ÚwÚ yet OwO so ^-^ famous, -^w^ So excellent in :3 awt, ÚwÚ and still OwO so x3 wising, -:33 That uWu Chwistendom uWu shaww >w< evew speak his ;;w;; viwtue. -His ^w^ uvwthwow >w< heap'd >w< happinyess x3 upon him; ->_< Fow then, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww then, ^.^ he ;;w;; fewt himself, -And ;;w;; found OwO the uWu bwessednyess >_> of being ^-^ wittwe. -And, ^-^ to ÚwÚ add gweatew honours ^-^ to his :3 age ->w< Than man :33 couwd ^w^ give ^w^ him, ^.^ he ;;w;; died feawing God. -KATHARINE. :33 Aftew my death I ^w^ wish nyo uWu othew x3 hewawd, -:3 Nyo uWu othew speakew >_> of my :3 wiving actions, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_< minye uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom x3 cowwuption, -But such OwO an >w< honyest chronicler as xDD Gwiffith. -x3 Whom I UwU most hated living, :3 thou x3 hast :3 made uWu me, -x3 With >w< thy ^-^ wewigious >w< twuth ÚwÚ and modesty, -Nyow in his ashes honyouw. xDD Peace >w< be with :3 him! ->_> patience, >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw me stiww, ÚwÚ and xDD set me lower: -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot wong ^-^ to twoubwe thee. Good >w< Gwiffith, -:3 Cause OwO the xDD musicians xDD pway me UwU that >_> sad ^-^ nyote -I ^w^ nyam'd my OwO knyeww, UwU whiwst I ^-^ sit UwU meditating -uWu On UwU that celestial >w< hawmony I >w< go x3 to. -^w^ [Sad ÚwÚ and sowemn music] -GWIFFITH. She :3 is asleep. Good wench, wet's ^-^ sit ;;w;; down :33 quiet, ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we :3 wake :3 hew. ^w^ Softwy, gentwe uWu Patience. - -OwO THE >_> VISION. - -OwO Entew, solemnly >w< twipping ^-^ onye aftew another, OwO six -PERSONAGES OwO cwad in >_> white :33 wobes, wearing uWu on theiw -:3 heads x3 gawwands >_> of >_> bays, ÚwÚ and gowden ^-^ vizawds uWu on theiw -faces; branches >_> of OwO bays ^w^ ow pawm in theiw hands. ^.^ They -^.^ fiwst uWu congee x3 unto UwU hew, then UwU dance; :3 and, at ÚwÚ cewtain -changes, OwO the ^.^ fiwst two howd :3 a spawe OwO gawwand xDD uvw xDD hew -uWu head, at ;;w;; which OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; fouw ^-^ make reverent uWu cuwtsies. -;;w;; Then OwO the two UwU that held OwO the OwO gawwand x3 dewivew OwO the ->_> same ^-^ to OwO the uWu othew next ^-^ two, ^-^ who observe OwO the >_> same -owdew in theiw changes, ÚwÚ and howding OwO the OwO gawwand xDD uvw -xDD hew ÚwÚ head; ;;w;; which >_< donye, uWu they x3 dewivew OwO the >_> same OwO gawwand -^-^ to OwO the last ^-^ two, ^-^ who wikewise observe OwO the >_> same OwO owdew; -at which, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe uWu by inspiwation, ^.^ she makes -in xDD hew ;;w;; sweep signs >_> of rejoicing, ÚwÚ and holdeth OwO up xDD hew -^.^ hands ^-^ to >_< heaven. And OwO so in theiw ^-^ dancing x3 vanyish, -cawwying OwO the OwO gawwand with ^.^ them. The music continues - -KATHARINE. >_> Spiwits >_> of :3 peace, xDD whewe awe OwO ye? uWu Awe ye >w< aww gonye? -And xDD weave me here in wretchedness >_> behind OwO ye? -GWIFFITH. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ we awe here. -KATHARINE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot you I caww OwO fow. -:33 Saw ye UwU nyonye ÚwÚ entew >_< since I ^w^ swept? -GWIFFITH. None, ÚwÚ madam. -KATHARINE. ;;w;; Nyo? :33 Saw you ;;w;; nyot, x3 even nyow, :3 a bwessed >_< twoop -:3 Invite me ^-^ to :3 a >w< banquet; uWu whose UwU bwight faces -:3 Cast ^w^ thousand beams x3 upon uWu me, >_< wike OwO the :33 sun? -^.^ They OwO pwomis'd me eternal xDD happinyess, -And ^w^ bwought me garlands, >w< Gwiffith, ;;w;; which I ;;w;; feew -I x3 am ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to :33 weaw. I ^-^ shaww, assuwedwy. -GWIFFITH. I x3 am UwU most joyful, UwU madam, such good >_> dweams ->_> Possess >_> youw fancy. -KATHARINE. UwU Bid OwO the music leave, -^.^ They awe harsh ÚwÚ and :33 heavy ^-^ to >_> me. OwO [Music :33 ceases] -:3 PATIENCE. Do you ^-^ nyote -OwO How >w< much xDD hew OwO Gwace :3 is alter'd uWu on OwO the :3 sudden? -OwO How wong xDD hew ;;w;; face :3 is ÚwÚ dwawn! OwO How OwO pawe ^.^ she >w< wooks, -And >_> of OwO an earthly :33 cowd! >_< Mawk xDD hew OwO eyes. -GWIFFITH. She :3 is going, :33 wench. >_> Pway, ^-^ pway. -:3 PATIENCE. xDD Heaven comfort her! - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. x3 An't >_< wike >_> youw ^w^ Gwace- -KATHARINE. You awe :3 a ;;w;; saucy fewwow. ->_> Desewve ^-^ we nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ wevewence? -GWIFFITH. You awe ^-^ to blame, -:33 Knyowing ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wose xDD hew :3 wonted >_< gweatnyess, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use OwO so wude behaviouw. uWu Go ^.^ to, ^.^ knyeew. -MESSENGEW. I humbly ^-^ do entweat >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pawdon; -UwU My haste :3 made me unmannyewwy. Thewe :3 is ^w^ staying -OwO A ;;w;; gentweman, x3 sent ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ to UwU see you. -KATHARINE. >_< Admit him entwance, Gwiffith; uWu but :3 this :3 fewwow ->_> Wet me :33 nye'ew UwU see again. Exit MESSENGEW - -x3 Entew LORD CAPUCIUS - ->w< If my OwO sight x3 faiw ;;w;; nyot, -You shouwd >w< be Wowd >w< Ambassadow ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< Empewow, -UwU My :33 woyaw nephew, ÚwÚ and >_> youw name >_< Capucius. -uWu CAPUCIUS. ^w^ Madam, OwO the same-youw sewvant. -KATHARINE. :33 O, my :3 Wowd, -The xDD times ÚwÚ and titwes :3 nyow awe alter'd stwangewy -x3 With me >_< since ^.^ fiwst you knew >_> me. But, I pray you, -What :3 is >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe with x3 me? -uWu CAPUCIUS. x3 Nyobwe >w< wady, -First, >_< minye >_> own service ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Gwace; OwO the nyext, -The King's xDD wequest UwU that I would >w< visit you, -OwO Who ÚwÚ gwieves >w< much uWu fow >_> youw weakness, ÚwÚ and uWu by me -:3 Sends you his >_< pwincewy :33 commendations -And >_> heawtiwy ;;w;; entweats you UwU take good uWu comfowt. -KATHARINE. :3 O my good lord, UwU that comfort comes xDD too :3 wate, -^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 a pawdon aftew xDD execution: -:33 That gentwe physic, >w< given in UwU time, xDD had x3 cuw'd me; -But :3 nyow I x3 am ÚwÚ past >w< aww UwU comfowts ;;w;; hewe, uWu but ^.^ pwayews. -OwO How OwO does his Highnyess? -uWu CAPUCIUS. ^w^ Madam, in good ^w^ heawth. -KATHARINE. ^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ he >w< evew >w< do! ÚwÚ and >w< evew flourish -When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ dweww with xDD wowms, ÚwÚ and my UwU poow name -ÚwÚ Banyish'd OwO the xDD kingdom! UwU Patience, :3 is UwU that letter -I caus'd you wwite ÚwÚ yet x3 sent >_> away? -:3 PATIENCE. No, ÚwÚ madam. [Giving ^.^ it ^-^ to KATHAWINyE] -KATHARINE. >_> Siw, I UwU most humbly pray you ^-^ to x3 dewivew -:3 This ^-^ to my lord OwO the King. -uWu CAPUCIUS. uWu Most willing, ÚwÚ madam. -KATHARINE. UwU In ;;w;; which I ^.^ have ^.^ commended ^-^ to his xDD goodnyess -The :3 modew >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< chaste >_> wuvs, his x3 young :3 daughtew- -The ^w^ dews >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ faww OwO thick in blessings uWu on her!- -^w^ Beseeching him ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD hew ÚwÚ viwtuous bweeding- -She :3 is young, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a x3 nyobwe modest nyatuwe; -I >w< hope ^.^ she uWu wiww deserve x3 weww-and :3 a wittwe -ÚwÚ To love xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew >_> mothew's UwU sake, UwU that :33 wov'd ^w^ him, -xDD Heaven knows how uWu deawwy. UwU My next UwU poow >_> petition -^-^ Is UwU that his x3 nyobwe OwO Gwace would ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ pity -:3 Upon my wwetched >w< women UwU that OwO so wong ->_< Have follow'd uWu both my :3 fowtunyes faithfully; -x3 Of ;;w;; which there :3 is ^.^ nyot one, I dare >_> avow- -And :3 nyow I shouwd ^.^ nyot uWu wie-but uWu wiww deserve, ->_< Fow :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and OwO twue x3 beauty >_> of OwO the >_> souw, ->_< Fow xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and >w< decent cawwiage, -OwO A ^.^ wight good xDD husband, let him >w< be :3 a nyobwe; -And ^w^ suwe x3 those x3 men awe x3 happy UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ have >_< 'em. -The last :3 is uWu fow my men-they awe OwO the poowest, -But poverty :33 couwd never dwaw >w< 'em ^-^ fwom :3 me- -:33 That uWu they ^-^ may ^.^ have theiw ^w^ wages duwy ÚwÚ paid >w< 'em, -And xDD something xDD uvw ^-^ to wemembew me by. ->w< If >w< heaven xDD had pleas'd ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< given me ÚwÚ wongew life -And able means, ^-^ we xDD had ^.^ nyot x3 pawted OwO thus. -^.^ These awe OwO the xDD whowe >w< contents; :3 and, good my lord, -By UwU that you love OwO the ;;w;; deawest in :3 this UwU wowwd, -UwU As you ^w^ wish ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD peace ^-^ to souws departed, -Stand ^.^ these UwU poow people's OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and :3 uwge OwO the UwU King -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do me :3 this last >_> wight. -uWu CAPUCIUS. By UwU heaven, I wiww, -Ow let me wose OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of :3 a ^w^ man! -KATHARINE. I :3 thank you, >w< honyest :33 wowd. Wemembew me -UwU In >w< aww x3 humiwity x3 unto his xDD Highnyess; -Say his wong twoubwe :3 nyow :3 is >_< passing -Out >_> of :3 this world. >_> Teww him in death I >_> bwess'd ^w^ him, ->_< Fow OwO so I uWu wiww. Minye eyes gwow dim. Faweweww, -UwU My :33 wowd. >w< Gwiffith, faweweww. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU Patience, -You >w< must ^.^ nyot xDD weave me >_> yet. I >w< must ^-^ to ^-^ bed; -^-^ Caww in ^-^ mowe >w< women. When I x3 am OwO dead, good wench, ->_> Wet me >w< be :33 us'd with >_> honyouw; UwU stwew me xDD uvw -x3 With OwO maiden flowers, UwU that >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may xDD knyow -I ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< chaste UwU wife ^-^ to my ^-^ gwave. ^-^ Embawm uWu me, -;;w;; Then uWu way me fowth; although >_> unqueen'd, ÚwÚ yet >_< wike -OwO A queen, ÚwÚ and daughter ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, ;;w;; intew >_> me. -I can nyo more. ^.^ Exeunt, leading KATHARINE - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Wondon. OwO A x3 gawwewy in OwO the :33 pawace - -x3 Entew :33 GAWDINyEW, :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, :3 a :3 PAGE with :3 a towch before ^w^ him, -met uWu by ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS LOVELL - -:33 GAWDINyEW. ÚwÚ It's ^-^ onye o'cwock, OwO boy, :3 is't not? ->_< BOY. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath struck. -:33 GAWDINyEW. ^.^ These shouwd >w< be ^w^ houws uWu fow ^w^ nyecessities, -:3 Nyot uWu fow dewights; xDD times ^-^ to wepaiw ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyatuwe -x3 With comforting ^-^ wepose, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO us -ÚwÚ To ^.^ waste ^.^ these x3 times. Good hour >_> of night, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas! -Whither OwO so OwO wate? -LOVELL. Came you ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, my UwU wowd? -:33 GAWDINyEW. I :33 did, Sir ^.^ Thomas, ÚwÚ and weft him at pwimewo -x3 With OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Suffowk. -LOVELL. I >w< must ^-^ to him UwU too, -Before ^.^ he >w< go ^-^ to bed. I'll UwU take my weave. -:33 GAWDINyEW. :3 Nyot >_> yet, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Lovell. What's OwO the matter? -^w^ It uWu seems you awe in UwU haste. An ^-^ if there >w< be -:3 Nyo gweat OwO offence ;;w;; bewongs to't, ^w^ give >_> youw fwiend -uWu Some ^.^ touch >_> of >_> youw ^.^ wate :33 businyess. Affairs UwU that ^-^ wawk- -UwU As uWu they uWu say uWu spiwits do-at UwU midnyight, ^.^ have -UwU In them :3 a >_> wiwdew ^-^ nyatuwe than OwO the ^-^ businyess -:33 That UwU seeks ^w^ despatch uWu by day. -LOVELL. UwU My lord, I love OwO you; -And durst ÚwÚ commend :3 a >w< secwet ^-^ to >_> youw ear -^.^ Much weightier than :3 this OwO wowk. The Queen's in >w< wabouw, -^.^ They uWu say in gweat ^w^ extwemity, ÚwÚ and >_< feaw'd ->w< She'ww with OwO the >_< wabouw OwO end. -:33 GAWDINyEW. The fwuit ^.^ she :33 goes with -I pray uWu fow >w< heawtiwy, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may find -Good UwU time, ÚwÚ and :3 wive; uWu but uWu fow OwO the OwO stock, Sir ^.^ Thomas, -I ^w^ wish ^.^ it ;;w;; gwubb'd OwO up OwO nyow. -LOVELL. x3 Methinks I :33 couwd -OwO Cwy ÚwÚ thee ^-^ amen; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my ;;w;; conscience :33 says -x3 She's :3 a good creature, :3 and, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, OwO does ->_> Desewve ^-^ ouw better x3 wishes. -:33 GAWDINyEW. But, ;;w;; siw, sir- ->w< Heaw uWu me, Sir :3 Thomas. Y'awe :3 a ^-^ gentweman -x3 Of >_< minye >_> own OwO way; I xDD knyow you ÚwÚ wise, OwO wewigious; -And, let me tell you, ^.^ it uWu wiww :33 nye'ew >w< be ^-^ weww- -'Twiww ;;w;; nyot, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, uWu take't >_> of :3 me- -;;w;; Tiww >w< Cwanmew, ^-^ Cwomweww, xDD hew two x3 hands, ÚwÚ and :33 she, -^w^ Sweep in theiw x3 gwaves. -LOVELL. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, you speak >_> of two -The UwU most xDD wemawk'd >w< i' th' ^.^ kingdom. UwU As uWu fow ^-^ Cwomweww, -Beside UwU that >_> of OwO the UwU Jewew :33 House, :3 is :3 made ^-^ Mastew ->w< O' th' Wowws, ÚwÚ and OwO the King's secretary; :3 fuwthew, ;;w;; siw, -;;w;; Stands in OwO the >_> gap ÚwÚ and trade >_> of uWu moe UwU pwefewments, -x3 With ;;w;; which OwO the UwU time uWu wiww woad >_> him. ^-^ Th' Awchbishop -^-^ Is OwO the King's hand ÚwÚ and tongue, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who dare speak ->_< Onye syllable x3 against OwO him? -:33 GAWDINyEW. x3 Yes, yes, Sir ^.^ Thomas, -Thewe awe UwU that dare; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have ventuw'd -ÚwÚ To speak my :33 mind >_> of him; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed :3 this day, -xDD Siw-I ^-^ may tell ^.^ it ^.^ you-I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have -Incens'd OwO the uWu wowds o' th' ^w^ Counciw, UwU that ^.^ he UwU is- ->_< Fow OwO so I xDD knyow ^.^ he ;;w;; is, uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ he UwU is- -OwO A UwU most OwO awch heretic, :3 a pestilence -:33 That OwO does ^.^ infect OwO the >w< wand; with ;;w;; which uWu they ÚwÚ muvd ->_< Have ^w^ bwoken with OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath OwO so :3 faw -x3 Given ear ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; compwaint-of his gweat OwO gwace -And >_< pwincewy cawe, foreseeing x3 those feww mischiefs -Our reasons >_> waid before OwO him-hath ^w^ commanded ->w< To-mowwow xDD mownying ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Counciw board -ÚwÚ He >w< be ^w^ convented. >w< He's :3 a :3 wank weed, Sir ^.^ Thomas, -And ^-^ we >w< must >w< woot him >_< out. From >_> youw affairs -I :33 hindew you xDD too :3 wong-good night, Sir :3 Thomas. -LOVELL. >_> Many good OwO nyights, my ^w^ wowd; I west >_> youw sewvant. ->_< Exeunt GARDINER ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE - -x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF x3 SUFFOWK - -^w^ KING. Charles, I uWu wiww xDD pway nyo ^-^ mowe to-night; -UwU My xDD mind's ^.^ nyot >w< on't; you awe xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow >_> me. -SUFFOLK. >_> Siw, I >_> did never ^.^ win >_> of you >_> befowe. -^w^ KING. But little, :3 Chawwes; -Nyow uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, when my fancy's uWu on my play. -Nyow, Wuvww, ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen what :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? -LOVELL. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; pewsonyawwy x3 dewivew ^-^ to xDD hew -What you ^w^ commanded uWu me, uWu but uWu by xDD hew ^-^ woman -I x3 sent >_> youw x3 message; ^-^ who wetuwn'd xDD hew ^w^ thanks -UwU In OwO the >w< gweat'st humbwenyess, ÚwÚ and >w< desiw'd >_> youw Highness -uWu Most >_> heawtiwy ^-^ to pray uWu fow :3 hew. -^w^ KING. What xDD say'st thou, ha? -ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow uWu hew? >_> What, :3 is ^.^ she cwying ^w^ out? -LOVELL. ^w^ So ^w^ said xDD hew ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ and UwU that xDD hew ^w^ suff'wance :3 made ->w< Awmost OwO each pang :3 a :33 death. -^w^ KING. ^.^ Awas, good ^-^ wady! -SUFFOLK. :3 God OwO safewy ;;w;; quit xDD hew >_> of xDD hew >_< buwden, ÚwÚ and -x3 With gentwe travail, ^-^ to OwO the gladding >_> of -Your Highness with OwO an heiw! -^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis UwU midnyight, :3 Chawwes; -ÚwÚ Pwithee ^-^ to ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and in >w< thy ;;w;; pway'ws wemembew -^-^ Th' ^-^ estate >_> of my UwU poow >w< queen. Weave me xDD awonye, ->_< Fow I >w< must ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which >_> company -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be fwiendwy x3 to. -SUFFOLK. I ^w^ wish >_> youw Highness -OwO A >_> quiet night, ÚwÚ and my good ^w^ mistwess uWu wiww -Wemembew in my ^.^ pwayews. -^w^ KING. Charles, good ^-^ nyight. Exit x3 SUFFOWK - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ ANTHONY DENNY - -Weww, ;;w;; siw, what follows? -^w^ DENNY. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought my lord OwO the Archbishop, -UwU As you ^w^ commanded >_> me. -^w^ KING. Ha! ^.^ Cantewbuwy? -^w^ DENNY. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis true. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< he, x3 Denny? -^w^ DENNY. ÚwÚ He attends >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -^w^ KING. >_< Bwing him ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. Exit DENNY -LOVELL. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is about UwU that ;;w;; which OwO the ^w^ bishop ^.^ spake. -I x3 am UwU happiwy come hithew. - -;;w;; We-entew >w< DENNY, x3 With >_< CWANMEW - -^w^ KING. Avoid OwO the x3 gawwewy. [LOVELL uWu seems ^-^ to >_< stay] -Ha! I ^.^ have ^w^ said. Be gone. ->_< What! >_< Exeunt LOVELL ÚwÚ and DENNY -CRANMER. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am fearful-wherefore :33 fwowns ^.^ he ^.^ thus? -^.^ 'Tis his aspect >_> of terror. x3 Aww's ^.^ nyot :33 weww. -^w^ KING. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? You ^-^ do desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow ->w< Whewefowe I x3 sent uWu fow you. -CRANMER. >_> [Knyeewing] ^w^ It :3 is my >_> duty -ÚwÚ T'attend >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Pway you, awise, -UwU My good ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious Wowd >_> of OwO Cantewbuwy. -^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ and I >w< must ÚwÚ wawk :3 a xDD tuwn >_< togethew; -I ^.^ have UwU nyews ^-^ to tell OwO you; xDD come, xDD come, me >_> youw hand. -xDD Ah, my good lord, I >w< gwieve at what I ÚwÚ speak, -And x3 am ^.^ wight >_< sowwy ^-^ to :33 wepeat what ;;w;; fowwows. -I x3 have, ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU unwiwwingwy, >_> of ^.^ wate -Heard many grievous-I ^-^ do ÚwÚ say, my lord, -:3 Gwievous-compwaints >_> of OwO you; which, being consider'd, ->_< Have ;;w;; mov'd OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ;;w;; Counciw UwU that you uWu shaww -:3 This xDD mownying come before >_< us; xDD whewe I xDD knyow -You cannyot with such freedom ÚwÚ puwge yourself -But UwU that, ÚwÚ tiww further UwU twiaw in x3 those chawges -^w^ Which uWu wiww require >_> youw ^-^ answew, you >w< must UwU take -Your >_< patience ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; weww OwO contented -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> youw house ^-^ ouw Tow'r. You :3 a bwothew >_> of >w< us, -^w^ It ^-^ fits ^-^ we ;;w;; thus :33 pwoceed, ^w^ ow ewse nyo witness -Wouwd come x3 against you. -CRANMER. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw Highness -And x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad ^-^ to catch :3 this good >w< occasion -uWu Most ^w^ thwoughwy ^-^ to >w< be winnyowed xDD whewe my x3 chaff -And >w< cown uWu shaww UwU fwy asundew; uWu fow I xDD knyow -There's UwU nyonye ^-^ stands uWu undew ^-^ mowe ^.^ cawumnyious ^.^ tongues ->w< Than I ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU poow xDD man. -^w^ KING. Stand uWu up, good Cantewbuwy; -x3 Thy >w< twuth ÚwÚ and >w< thy integwity :3 is wooted -UwU In >w< us, >w< thy >w< fwiend. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, ^.^ stand up; -ÚwÚ Pwithee wet's walk. Nyow, uWu by my holidame, -What manner >_> of man awe you? UwU My lord, I ^.^ wook'd -You would ^.^ have >w< given me >_> youw >_> petition UwU that -I shouwd ^.^ have ta'en >w< some x3 pains ^-^ to bwing >_> togethew -Yourself ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 accusews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have heard you -Without UwU induwance >_< fuwthew. -CRANMER. uWu Most ;;w;; dwead UwU wiege, -The good I ^.^ stand uWu on :3 is my >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 honyesty; ->w< If uWu they uWu shaww :33 faiw, I with >_< minye >_> enyemies -uWu Wiww ;;w;; twiumph o'ew my ^-^ pewson; ;;w;; which I ^.^ weigh ;;w;; nyot, ->_> Being >_> of x3 those viwtues x3 vacant. I ;;w;; feaw nyothing -What can >w< be ^w^ said x3 against >_> me. -^w^ KING. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot -OwO How >_> youw OwO state ^-^ stands >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, with OwO the xDD whowe world? -Your >_> enyemies awe many, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ smaww; theiw pwactices -Must bear OwO the >_> same OwO pwopowtion; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< evew -The :33 justice ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< twuth o' th' xDD question >_> cawwies -The :3 due o' th' verdict with xDD it; at what >_> ease -OwO Might corrupt ^w^ minds procure knyaves as corrupt -ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw x3 against you? Such >w< things ^.^ have >_< been >w< donye. -You awe potently xDD oppos'd, ÚwÚ and with :3 a ;;w;; mawice -x3 Of as gweat :3 size. ;;w;; Ween you >_> of better OwO wuck, -I UwU mean in :33 pewjuw'd ;;w;; witnyess, than >_> youw UwU Mastew, -uWu Whose >_< minyistew you awe, whiwes here ÚwÚ He uWu wiv'd -:3 Upon :3 this ^-^ nyaughty ÚwÚ eawth? uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; -You UwU take :3 a ^w^ pwecipice uWu fow nyo :33 weap >_> of danger, -And ^w^ woo >_> youw >_> own ^w^ destwuction. -CRANMER. :3 God ÚwÚ and >_> youw uWu Majesty -Pwotect >_< minye innyocence, ^w^ ow I ^-^ faww OwO into -The twap :3 is >_> waid uWu fow UwU me! -^w^ KING. Be >_> of good cheer; -^.^ They uWu shaww nyo ^-^ mowe :33 pwevaiw than ^-^ we ^w^ give uWu way x3 to. -Keep comfort ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD mownying UwU see -You ^-^ do :3 appeaw before them; ^-^ if uWu they uWu shaww uWu chance, -UwU In x3 chawging you with :33 mattews, ^-^ to commit you, -The :33 best uWu pewsuasions ^-^ to OwO the contrary -^-^ Faiw ^.^ nyot ^-^ to use, ÚwÚ and with what :3 vehemency -^-^ Th' >w< occasion uWu shaww uWu instwuct you. >w< If :33 entweaties -uWu Wiww render you nyo wemedy, :3 this ring -^w^ Dewivew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >_> youw appeal ^-^ to OwO us -Thewe ^-^ make before ^.^ them. Look, OwO the good man >_> weeps! ->w< He's ^w^ honyest, uWu on >_< minye honyouw. God's bwest xDD Mothew! -I uWu sweaw ^.^ he :3 is twue-heawted, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ souw -None better in my ^.^ kingdom. UwU Get you gone, -And ^-^ do as I ^.^ have ;;w;; bid you. -Exit >_< CWANMEW -ÚwÚ He >_> has stwangwed his language in his uWu teaws. - -x3 Entew OwO OWD LADY - -^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD [Within] Come >w< back; what UwU mean you? -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. I'll ^.^ nyot come >w< back; OwO the >_< tidings UwU that I bwing -uWu Wiww ^-^ make my :3 bowdnyess OwO mannyews. Nyow, good xDD angews ->_> Fwy o'ew >w< thy :33 woyaw uWu head, ÚwÚ and shade >w< thy person -^.^ Undew theiw bwessed OwO wings! -^w^ KING. Nyow, uWu by >w< thy looks -I ^.^ guess >w< thy message. ^-^ Is OwO the Queen deliver'd? -Say ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ boy. -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, my liege; -And >_> of :3 a UwU wuvwy ÚwÚ boy. The :3 God >_> of xDD Heaven -Both :3 nyow ÚwÚ and >w< evew bless her! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a girl, -:3 Pwomises :3 boys hereafter. >_> Siw, >_> youw queen -;;w;; Desiwes >_> youw >_> visitation, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be -OwO Acquainted with :3 this stranger; 'tis as >_< wike you -UwU As ^-^ chewwy :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ chewwy. -^w^ KING. ^-^ Wuvww! - -x3 Entew LOVELL - -LOVELL. OwO Siw? -^w^ KING. >w< Give xDD hew OwO an ^-^ hundwed marks. I'll ^-^ to OwO the Queen. Exit -OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. An ^-^ hundwed mawks? By :3 this >_< wight, I'll UwU ha' ;;w;; mowe! -An ordinary groom :3 is uWu fow such ;;w;; payment. -I uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 mowe, ^w^ ow :33 scowd ^.^ it >_< out >_> of >_> him. -:33 Said I uWu fow :3 this OwO the UwU giww ÚwÚ was >_< wike ^-^ to :3 him! I'll ->_< Have :3 mowe, ^w^ ow ewse unsay't; ÚwÚ and nyow, >_< whiwe 'tis hot, -I'll >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_< issue. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -Lobby before OwO the ;;w;; Counciw >_< Chambew - -x3 Entew ^.^ CWANMEW, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY - -CRANMER. I >w< hope I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD too >_< wate; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ gentweman -:33 That ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to me ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Counciw >_> pway'd me -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make gweat UwU haste. ^-^ Aww ^w^ fast? What :3 means uWu this? ^.^ Ho! -OwO Who >_< waits thewe? >w< Suwe you xDD knyow x3 me? - -x3 Entew UwU KEEPEW - -^.^ KEEPEW. x3 Yes, my ^w^ wowd; -But ÚwÚ yet I cannyot ^w^ hewp you. -CRANMER. Why? -^.^ KEEPEW. Your OwO Gwace >w< must OwO wait ÚwÚ tiww you >w< be xDD caww'd OwO fow. - -x3 Entew DOCTOR BUTTS - -CRANMER. >_> So. -uWu BUTTS. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is :3 a piece >_> of malice. I x3 am ^.^ gwad -I came :3 this uWu way OwO so ÚwÚ happiwy; OwO the UwU King -:33 Shaww undewstand ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. Exit -CRANMER. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ 'Tis OwO Butts, -The King's x3 physician; as ^.^ he ^w^ pass'd awong, -OwO How earnestly ^.^ he UwU cast his eyes x3 upon UwU me! -;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ he :33 sound ^.^ nyot my ^w^ disgwace! >_< Fow ^w^ cewtain, -:3 This :3 is >_> of OwO puwpose >_> waid uWu by >w< some UwU that UwU hate :3 me- -:3 God xDD tuwn theiw heawts! I never ÚwÚ sought theiw xDD mawice- -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ quench >_< minye >_> honyouw; uWu they would ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to ^-^ make me -Wait ewse at doow, :3 a :3 fewwow uWu counciwwow, -:33 'Mong uWu boys, >_< gwooms, ÚwÚ and lackeys. But theiw ÚwÚ pweasuwes -Must >w< be OwO fuwfiww'd, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ attend with uWu patience. - -x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and BUTTS at ^w^ window :33 abuv - -uWu BUTTS. I'll show >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO the strangest ^w^ sight- -^w^ KING. What's UwU that, >_< Butts? -uWu BUTTS. I ÚwÚ think >_> youw Highness ^-^ saw :3 this many :3 a day. -^w^ KING. UwU Body :3 a uWu me, xDD whewe :3 is it? -uWu BUTTS. Thewe my uWu wowd: -The UwU high ^-^ pwomotion >_> of his OwO Gwace >_> of Cantewbuwy; -OwO Who howds his OwO state at doow, 'mongst puwsuivants, -;;w;; Pages, ÚwÚ and footboys. -^w^ KING. Ha, 'tis ^.^ he :3 indeed. -^-^ Is :3 this OwO the uWu honyouw uWu they ^-^ do ^-^ onye anyothew? -^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww :33 thewe's ^-^ onye :33 abuv >w< 'em >_> yet. I xDD had ^w^ thought -^.^ They xDD had x3 pawted OwO so >w< much xDD honyesty UwU among :3 'em- -^.^ At :33 weast good UwU mannyews-as ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus ^-^ to suffer -OwO A man >_> of his place, ÚwÚ and OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw >_< favouw, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ dance uWu attendance uWu on theiw ^w^ wowdships' pleasures, -And at OwO the xDD doow UwU too, >_< wike :3 a OwO post with uWu packets. -By holy Mary, OwO Butts, :33 thewe's ÚwÚ knyavewy! ->_> Wet >w< 'em xDD awonye, ÚwÚ and dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain ^-^ cwose; -We uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -The ;;w;; Counciw >_< Chambew - -OwO A ;;w;; Counciw ^-^ tabwe ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ in, with ÚwÚ chaiws ÚwÚ and stools, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwaced -uWu undew OwO the state. x3 Entew LORD CHANCELLOR, OwO pwaces ^-^ himsewf at OwO the uppew ^-^ end ->_> of OwO the ^-^ tabwe uWu on OwO the weft ^-^ band, :3 a x3 seat being weft UwU void :33 abuv ^w^ him, -as uWu fow Canterbury's uWu seat. DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, SURREY, -LORD CHAMBERLAIN, :33 GAWDINyEW, x3 seat themsewves in owdew uWu on OwO each ÚwÚ side; -:3 CWOMWEWW at wowew end, as ^-^ secwetawy. UwU KEEPEW at OwO the xDD doow - -CHANCELLOR. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to OwO the businyess, ^w^ mastew secretary; -UwU Why awe ^-^ we met in x3 counciw? -CWOMWEWW. UwU Pwease >_> youw UwU honyouws, -The >_> chief cause UwU concewns his OwO Gwace >_> of OwO Cantewbuwy. -:33 GAWDINyEW. xDD Has ^.^ he xDD had knowledge >_> of it? -CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Yes. -xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO Who >_< waits thewe? -^.^ KEEPEW. x3 Without, my x3 nyobwe wowds? -:33 GAWDINyEW. ÚwÚ Yes. -^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My Wowd ^-^ Awchbishop; -And >_> has x3 donye half OwO an xDD houw, ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ^.^ pweasuwes. -CHANCELLOR. >_> Wet him come in. -^.^ KEEPEW. Your OwO Gwace ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew OwO nyow. - ->_< CWANMEW >_< appwoaches OwO the ;;w;; Counciw ^-^ tabwe - -CHANCELLOR. UwU My good Wowd Archbishop, I x3 am vewy >_< sowwy -ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit here at :3 this >w< pwesent, ÚwÚ and >w< behowd -:33 That chair ^.^ stand x3 empty; uWu but ^-^ we >w< aww awe ^-^ men, -UwU In ^-^ ouw >_> own natures ;;w;; fwaiw ÚwÚ and capable -x3 Of ^-^ ouw >_< fwesh; xDD few awe angels; >_< out >_> of ;;w;; which >_< fwaiwty -And UwU want >_> of ;;w;; wisdom, you, UwU that :33 best shouwd teach >w< us, ->_< Have :33 misdemean'd OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a little, -Towawd OwO the UwU King :33 fiwst, then his ^w^ waws, in ^w^ fiwwing -The xDD whowe >_< weawm uWu by >_> youw ^w^ teaching ÚwÚ and >_> youw chaplains- ->_< Fow OwO so ^-^ we awe uWu infowm'd-with OwO nyew ^.^ opinyions, -:33 Divews ÚwÚ and dangerous; ;;w;; which awe heresies, -And, ^.^ nyot wefowm'd, ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv ^w^ pewnyicious. -:33 GAWDINyEW. ^w^ Which wefowmation >w< must >w< be ^w^ sudden UwU too, -UwU My x3 nyobwe lords; uWu fow x3 those UwU that ^w^ tame wiwd howses ->_> Pace >w< 'em ^.^ nyot in theiw ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< 'em gentle, -But xDD stop theiw OwO mouth with :3 stubbown OwO bits ÚwÚ and xDD spuw >w< 'em -;;w;; Tiww uWu they ^-^ obey OwO the manyage. >w< If ^-^ we suffew, -Out >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU easinyess ÚwÚ and ^w^ chiwdish ^-^ pity -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ÚwÚ man's xDD honyouw, :3 this xDD contagious sicknyess, -Farewell >w< aww uWu physic; ÚwÚ and what UwU fowwows ^.^ then? -;;w;; Commotions, upwoaws, with :3 a ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ taint -x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe x3 state; as >_> of ^.^ wate >_< days ^-^ ouw neighbours, -The uppew >_< Gewmany, can dearly ;;w;; witnyess, ->_> Yet fweshwy ^w^ pitied in ^-^ ouw uWu memowies. -CRANMER. UwU My good x3 wowds, hithewto in >w< aww OwO the ^-^ pwogwess -Both >_> of my life ÚwÚ and >_> office, I ^.^ have wabouw'd, -And with nyo wittwe study, UwU that my ^w^ teaching -And OwO the >w< stwong ^-^ couwse >_> of my authowity -OwO Might >w< go ^-^ onye >_< way, ÚwÚ and safewy; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ end ->_> Was >w< evew ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 weww. Nyow :3 is there UwU wiving- -I speak ^.^ it with :3 a >w< singwe xDD heawt, my UwU wowds- -OwO A man UwU that ^-^ mowe >w< detests, ^-^ mowe OwO stiws against, -Both in his pwivate ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and his place, -Defacews >_> of :3 a uWu pubwic xDD peace than I do. -;;w;; Pway >w< heaven OwO the UwU King ^-^ may never find :3 a OwO heawt -x3 With less :33 awwegiance in ^.^ it! Men UwU that ^-^ make -uWu Envy ÚwÚ and crooked ;;w;; mawice nourishment ->w< Dawe bite OwO the >_> best. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw wowdships -That, in :3 this UwU case >_> of justice, my :33 accusews, -Be what uWu they wiww, ^-^ may ^.^ stand :3 fowth ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face -And ^-^ fweewy :3 uwge x3 against >_> me. -SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Nyay, my lord, -:33 That cannyot ^w^ be; you awe :3 a uWu counciwwow, -And uWu by UwU that :3 viwtue nyo man dare :3 accuse you. -:33 GAWDINyEW. UwU My lord, ^.^ because ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ businyess >_> of ^-^ mowe :3 moment, -We uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ showt with you. ^.^ 'Tis his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe -And ^-^ ouw ^.^ consent, uWu fow better UwU twiaw >_> of you, -From x3 hence you >w< be committed ^-^ to OwO the Towew; -Whewe, being uWu but :3 a pwivate man uWu again, -You uWu shaww xDD knyow many dare :3 accuse you ^.^ bowdwy, -Mowe x3 than, I feaw, you awe provided OwO fow. -CRANMER. xDD Ah, my good Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, I :3 thank OwO you; -You awe :33 awways my good :3 fwiend; ^-^ if >_> youw uWu wiww pass, -I uWu shaww uWu both find >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; judge ÚwÚ and juwow, -You awe OwO so mewcifuw. I UwU see >_> youw ^-^ end- -^.^ 'Tis my ;;w;; undoing. ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ and >_< meeknyess, lord, ->_> Become :3 a chuwchman better than ambition; -:3 Win x3 stwaying souws with x3 modesty uWu again, -:3 Cast UwU nyonye >_> away. :33 That I uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw ÚwÚ mysewf, ->w< Way >w< aww OwO the OwO weight ye can x3 upon my >_> patience, -I ^-^ make as wittwe x3 doubt as you ^-^ do ;;w;; conscience -UwU In UwU doing ;;w;; daiwy wwongs. I :33 couwd uWu say :3 mowe, -But uWu wevewence ^-^ to >_> youw calling makes me uWu modest. -:33 GAWDINyEW. UwU My lord, my lord, you awe :3 a ^-^ sectawy; -^.^ That's OwO the ;;w;; pwain :33 twuth. Your ^w^ painted gloss x3 discuvws, -ÚwÚ To x3 men UwU that undewstand you, uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ^.^ weaknyess. -CWOMWEWW. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, >_< y'awe :3 a little, -By >_> youw good >_< favouw, xDD too ;;w;; shawp; x3 men OwO so noble, -Howevew uWu fauwty, ÚwÚ yet shouwd find >_< wespect ->_< Fow what uWu they ^.^ have uWu been; 'tis :3 a cruelty -ÚwÚ To woad :3 a fawwing xDD man. -:33 GAWDINyEW. Good ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Secwetawy, -I x3 cwy >_> youw uWu honyouw >_> mewcy; you >w< may, wowst -x3 Of >w< aww :3 this table, uWu say ÚwÚ so. -CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Why, my UwU wowd? -:33 GAWDINyEW. Do ^.^ nyot I xDD knyow you uWu fow :3 a OwO favouwew -x3 Of :3 this OwO nyew ;;w;; sect? uWu Ye awe ^.^ nyot :3 sound. -CWOMWEWW. :3 Nyot sound? -:33 GAWDINyEW. :3 Nyot ^w^ sound, I >w< say. -CWOMWEWW. Wouwd you ;;w;; wewe half OwO so :33 honyest! -ÚwÚ Men's ;;w;; pwayews then would >w< seek you, ^.^ nyot theiw UwU feaws. -:33 GAWDINyEW. I uWu shaww wemembew :3 this bowd >_< wanguage. -CWOMWEWW. Do. -Wemembew >_> youw bowd life ^w^ too. -CHANCELLOR. :3 This :3 is xDD too :33 much; -:33 Fowbeaw, uWu fow shame, my wowds. -:33 GAWDINyEW. I ^.^ have >w< donye. -CWOMWEWW. And :3 I. -CHANCELLOR. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus uWu fow you, my uWu wowd: ^.^ it ^-^ stands a-agweed, -I UwU take it, uWu by >w< aww ;;w;; voices, UwU that >_> fowthwith -You >w< be uWu convey'd ^-^ to th' >w< Towew :3 a pwisonyew; -Thewe ^-^ to >_< wemain ÚwÚ tiww OwO the King's further ^w^ pweasuwe -Be OwO knyown x3 unto ÚwÚ us. uWu Awe you >w< aww a-agweed, wowds? -ALL. We >_> awe. -CRANMER. ^-^ Is there nyo uWu othew uWu way >_> of >w< mewcy, -But I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ^-^ to th' :33 Towew, my wowds? -:33 GAWDINyEW. What uWu othew -Wouwd you ÚwÚ expect? You awe stwangewy x3 twoubwesome. ->_> Wet >w< some o' th' guawd >w< be ready ^.^ thewe. - -x3 Entew OwO the guawd - -CRANMER. >_< Fow x3 me? -Must I >w< go >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow ^w^ thithew? -:33 GAWDINyEW. ;;w;; Weceive ^w^ him, -And UwU see him xDD safe >w< i' th' :33 Towew. -CRANMER. >w< Stay, good my x3 wowds, -I ^.^ have :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< say. Wook there, my lords; -By :3 viwtue >_> of UwU that ring I UwU take my cause -Out >_> of OwO the :33 gwipes >_> of x3 cwuew x3 men ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it -ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe :33 judge, OwO the UwU King my mastew. -CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 This :3 is OwO the King's OwO wing. -^w^ SUWWEY. ^.^ 'Tis nyo counterfeit. -SUFFOLK. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^.^ wight ;;w;; wing, uWu by :33 heav'n. I told ye aww, -When ^-^ we ^.^ fiwst >w< put :3 this dangewous stonye >w< a-wowwing, -'Twouwd ^-^ faww x3 upon :33 ouwsewves. -xDD NyOWFOWK. Do you xDD think, my x3 wowds, -The UwU King uWu wiww suffer uWu but OwO the wittwe fingew -x3 Of :3 this man ^-^ to >w< be >_> vex'd? -CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow xDD too uWu cewtain; -OwO How >w< much ^-^ mowe :3 is his life in >_< vawue with :3 him! -Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ faiwwy >_< out on't! -CWOMWEWW. UwU My :33 mind >_> gave uWu me, -UwU In >w< seeking tales ÚwÚ and informations -uWu Against :3 this :33 man-whose xDD honyesty OwO the ^w^ deviw -And his UwU discipwes only >_< envy >_< at- -uWu Ye blew OwO the x3 fiwe UwU that burns ^.^ ye. Nyow ^.^ have at :33 ye! - -x3 Entew OwO the KING uWu fwownying uWu on them; ^.^ he ^-^ takes his x3 seat - -:33 GAWDINyEW. x3 Dwead suvweign, how >w< much awe ^-^ we bound ^-^ to >w< heaven -UwU In ;;w;; daiwy UwU thanks, UwU that >_> gave OwO us such :3 a prince; -:3 Nyot only good ÚwÚ and xDD wise uWu but UwU most OwO wewigious; ->_< Onye UwU that in >w< aww :33 obedience makes OwO the church -The >_> chief ^-^ aim >_> of his uWu honyouw :3 and, ^-^ to OwO stwengthen -:33 That holy duty, >_< out >_> of dear :33 wespect, -His :33 woyaw uWu sewf in ÚwÚ judgment comes ^-^ to hear -The cause ;;w;; betwixt xDD hew ÚwÚ and :3 this gweat offendew. -^w^ KING. You ;;w;; wewe >w< evew good at ^w^ sudden ^-^ commendations, -ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of x3 Winchestew. But xDD knyow I come ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ To hear such flattery nyow, ÚwÚ and in my :3 pwesence -^.^ They awe xDD too xDD thin ÚwÚ and x3 bawe ^-^ to hide offences. -ÚwÚ To me you cannyot weach you xDD pway OwO the spaniel, -And ÚwÚ think with ^w^ wagging >_> of >_> youw :33 tongue ^-^ to ^.^ win me; -But x3 whatsoe'ew :3 thou ^-^ tak'st me for, ^-^ I'm ^w^ suwe -Thou x3 hast :3 a x3 cwuew ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ bwoody. -uWu [To >_> CWANMEW] Good man, ^-^ sit down. Nyow let me UwU see OwO the pwoudest -ÚwÚ He UwU that dawes UwU most uWu but wag his fingew at thee. -By >w< aww that's x3 howy, ^.^ he xDD had better stawve ->w< Than uWu but UwU once ÚwÚ think :3 this place >_< becomes ÚwÚ thee not. -^w^ SUWWEY. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw ^w^ Gwace- -^w^ KING. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it OwO does ^.^ nyot >w< pwease >_> me. -I xDD had ^w^ thought I xDD had xDD had x3 men >_> of >w< some understanding -And OwO wisdom >_> of my Counciw; uWu but I find none. ->_> Was ^.^ it OwO discwetion, x3 wowds, ^-^ to let :3 this man, -:3 This good man-few >_> of you deserve UwU that >w< titwe- -:3 This >w< honyest man, OwO wait >_< wike :3 a wousy >w< footboy -^.^ At ;;w;; chambew xDD doow? ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye as gweat as you :33 awe? -ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ was x3 this! OwO Did my :33 commission -UwU Bid ye OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fowget yourselves? I >_> gave ye -OwO Powew as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< counciwwow ^-^ to twy ^w^ him, -:3 Nyot as :3 a >w< gwoom. There's >w< some >_> of >_< ye, I >_> see, -Mowe >_< out >_> of ;;w;; mawice than integrity, -Wouwd twy him ^-^ to OwO the >w< utmost, xDD had ye x3 mean; -^w^ Which ye uWu shaww never ^.^ have >_< whiwe I wive. -CHANCELLOR. ÚwÚ Thus :33 faw, -UwU My UwU most ;;w;; dwead suvweign, ^-^ may ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw OwO Gwace -ÚwÚ To let my :33 tongue ;;w;; excuse all. What ÚwÚ was UwU puwpos'd -^w^ concewnying his impwisonment ÚwÚ was wathew- ->w< If there >w< be :3 faith in >_> men-meant uWu fow his UwU twiaw -And fair ^w^ puwgation ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, than malice, -^-^ I'm ;;w;; suwe, in >_> me. -^w^ KING. Weww, well, my x3 wowds, >_< wespect him; -;;w;; Take ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use him well, :33 he's >w< wowthy >_> of it. -I uWu wiww uWu say ;;w;; thus >w< much uWu fow UwU him: ^-^ if :3 a pwince -May >w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to :3 a :3 subject, -OwO Am uWu fow his love ÚwÚ and service OwO so ^-^ to >_> him. -UwU Make me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, uWu but >w< aww ^w^ embwace him; -Be fwiends, uWu fow shame, my UwU wowds! UwU My Wowd >_> of Cantewbuwy, -I ^.^ have :3 a suit ;;w;; which you >w< must ^.^ nyot deny :3 me: -:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 a fair x3 young maid UwU that ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ wants >w< baptism; -You >w< must >w< be x3 godfathew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew uWu fow :3 hew. -CRANMER. The :3 gweatest ÚwÚ monyawch :3 nyow x3 awive ^-^ may >_> gwowy -UwU In such OwO an >_> honyouw; how ^-^ may I deserve it, -:33 That x3 am :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ and humbwe :33 subject ^-^ to you? -^w^ KING. ^w^ Come, xDD come, my lord, ^w^ you'd spawe >_> youw ^w^ spoons. You -uWu shaww ^.^ have ->w< Two x3 nyobwe ^.^ pawtnyews with >w< you: OwO the ^.^ owd Duchess >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk -And OwO Wady UwU Mawquis ÚwÚ Dowset. uWu Wiww ^.^ these >w< pwease you? ->w< Once :3 mowe, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, I chawge you, ->w< Embwace ÚwÚ and love :3 this xDD man. -:33 GAWDINyEW. x3 With :3 a OwO twue OwO heawt -And uWu bwothew-wuv I ^-^ do it. -CRANMER. And let >w< heaven ->_> Witnyess how dear I howd :3 this confirmation. -^w^ KING. Good man, x3 those >_< joyfuw ;;w;; teaws show >w< thy OwO twue ÚwÚ heawt. -The ^w^ common OwO voice, I >_> see, :3 is vewified -x3 Of ^.^ thee, ;;w;; which :33 says ^.^ thus: >w< 'Do my Wowd >_> of uWu Cantewbuwy -OwO A >_< shwewd xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and :33 he's >_> youw fwiend uWu fow ^-^ evew.' -^w^ Come, x3 wowds, ^-^ we twifwe UwU time away; I wong -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 this x3 young ^-^ onye :3 made :3 a Chwistian. -UwU As I ^.^ have :3 made ye one, x3 wowds, ^-^ onye ^.^ wemain; -^w^ So I gwow x3 stwongew, you ^-^ mowe uWu honyouw ÚwÚ gain. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -The :33 pawace x3 yawd - -Nyoise ÚwÚ and tumult within. x3 Entew UwU POWTEW ÚwÚ and his >_< MAN - ->_> POWTEW. You'll xDD weave >_> youw ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ anyon, ye OwO wascaws. Do you -UwU take OwO the couwt uWu fow Paris garden? uWu Ye wude ;;w;; swaves, xDD weave >_> youw -UwU gaping. -^w^ [Within: Good ^w^ mastew ;;w;; powtew, I belong ^-^ to th' uWu wawdew.] ->_> POWTEW. >w< Bewong ^-^ to th' gawwows, ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd, ye wogue! ^-^ Is -:3 this :3 a place ^-^ to :3 woaw OwO in? x3 Fetch me :3 a ;;w;; dozen crab-tree ;;w;; staves, -ÚwÚ and >w< stwong uWu onyes; ^.^ these awe uWu but >_< switches ^-^ to >_< 'em. I'll scratch ->_> youw xDD heads. You >w< must >w< be >_< seeing christenings? Do you ÚwÚ wook -uWu fow awe ÚwÚ and :33 cakes ;;w;; hewe, you wude rascals? ->_< MAN. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >w< be patient; 'tis as >w< much impossible, ->_< Unwess ^-^ we ;;w;; sweep >w< 'em ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD doow with cannons, -ÚwÚ To scatter >w< 'em as 'tis ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< 'em ;;w;; sweep -uWu On May-day mownying; ;;w;; which uWu wiww never UwU be. -We ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww push x3 against Paul's as :33 stiw >_< 'em. ->_> POWTEW. OwO How ^w^ got uWu they ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 hang'd? ->_< MAN. ^.^ Awas, I xDD knyow nyot: how gets OwO the >_< tide OwO in? -UwU As >w< much as ^-^ onye :33 sound ;;w;; cudgew >_> of ;;w;; fouw foot- -You UwU see OwO the UwU poow wemaindew-couwd distribute, -I :3 made nyo spare, sir. ->_> POWTEW. You >_> did nothing, sir. ->_< MAN. I x3 am ^.^ nyot UwU Samson, :3 nyow Sir x3 Guy, :3 nyow Colbrand, -ÚwÚ To mow >w< 'em ;;w;; down before me; uWu but ^-^ if I spar'd ^-^ any -:33 That xDD had :3 a head ^-^ to ^.^ hit, ;;w;; eithew x3 young ^w^ ow >_> owd, -ÚwÚ He ^w^ ow :33 she, uWu cuckowd ^w^ ow x3 cuckowd-makew, ->_> Wet me :33 nye'ew >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see :3 a chinye ÚwÚ again; -And UwU that I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a >w< cow, :3 God :33 save her! -OwO [ >_> Within: Do you OwO heaw, ^w^ mastew porter?] ->_> POWTEW. I uWu shaww >w< be with you presently, good ^w^ mastew puppy. -Keep OwO the xDD doow OwO cwose, sirrah. ->_< MAN. What would you ^.^ have me x3 do? ->_> POWTEW. What shouwd you uWu do, uWu but xDD knyock >w< 'em ;;w;; down uWu by th' -dozens? ^-^ Is :3 this xDD Moowfiewds ^-^ to uWu mustew OwO in? Ow ^.^ have ^-^ we >w< some -ÚwÚ stwange >w< Indian with OwO the gweat xDD toow come ^-^ to couwt, OwO the ->w< women OwO so UwU besiege >_> us? ^w^ Bwess uWu me, what :3 a UwU fwy >_> of fownyication -:3 is at OwO doow! uWu On my ÚwÚ Chwistian ^.^ conscience, :3 this ^-^ onye >w< chwistenying -uWu wiww ^.^ beget :3 a ^.^ thousand: here uWu wiww >w< be fathew, x3 godfathew, -ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< togethew. ->_< MAN. The spoons uWu wiww >w< be OwO the UwU biggew, sir. Thewe :3 is :3 a :3 fewwow -uWu somewhat ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the doow, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be :3 a brazier uWu by his -;;w;; face, for, o' my ^.^ conscience, twenty >_> of OwO the >w< dog-days :3 nyow -UwU weign :33 in's nose; >w< aww UwU that ^.^ stand about him awe uWu undew OwO the winye, -uWu they :3 nyeed nyo uWu othew UwU penyance. :33 That fire-drake >_> did I :3 hit three -xDD times uWu on OwO the uWu head, ÚwÚ and three xDD times ÚwÚ was his nyose UwU dischawged -x3 against me; ^.^ he ^-^ stands there >_< wike :3 a OwO mowtaw-piece, ^-^ to blow ÚwÚ us. -Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 habewdashew's UwU wife >_> of small ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; nyeaw ^w^ him, UwU that -ÚwÚ waiw'd x3 upon me ÚwÚ tiww xDD hew ÚwÚ pink'd >_< powwingew feww x3 off xDD hew uWu head, -uWu fow ^w^ kindwing such :3 a >_< combustion in OwO the state. I >_< miss'd OwO the -^w^ meteow once, ÚwÚ and :3 hit UwU that woman, ^-^ who :3 cwied >_< out ^.^ 'Cwubs!' -when I UwU might UwU see ^-^ fwom :3 faw >w< some forty twuncheonyews dwaw -^-^ to xDD hew succour, ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< hope o' th' UwU Stwand, xDD whewe -^.^ she ÚwÚ was quartered. ^.^ They feww OwO on; I :3 made good my :3 pwace. -^.^ At wength uWu they came ^-^ to th' bwoomstaff ^-^ to me; I ^.^ defied >w< 'em -still; when :33 suddenwy :3 a file >_> of :3 boys >_> behind >w< 'em, loose shot, -deliver'd such :3 a >_< show'w >_> of pebbles UwU that I ÚwÚ was fain ^-^ to dwaw ->_< minye uWu honyouw in ÚwÚ and let >w< 'em ^.^ win OwO the wowk: OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ was -ÚwÚ amongst >w< 'em, I ÚwÚ think >_> suwewy. ->_> POWTEW. ^.^ These awe OwO the ^w^ youths UwU that thundew at :3 a ^-^ pwayhouse -ÚwÚ and fight uWu fow uWu bitten >w< appwes; UwU that nyo ^-^ audience uWu but OwO the tribulation ->_> of Tower-hill ^w^ ow OwO the wimbs >_> of x3 Wimehouse, theiw dear -bwothews, awe able ^-^ to endure. I ^.^ have >w< some >_> of >w< 'em in Limbo -OwO Patwum, ÚwÚ and there uWu they awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ dance ^.^ these three ^.^ days; ->w< besides OwO the x3 wunnying ^.^ banquet >_> of two beadles UwU that :3 is ^-^ to come. - -x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN - -CHAMBEWWAIN. uWu Mewcy o' uWu me, what :3 a ÚwÚ muwtitude awe :3 hewe! -^.^ They gwow still :33 too; ^-^ fwom >w< aww pawts uWu they awe ^w^ coming, -UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we ^-^ kept :3 a fair :3 hewe! :3 Whewe awe ^.^ these xDD powtews, -^.^ These wazy knyaves? :33 Y'have :3 made :3 a fine ;;w;; hand, :3 fewwows. -There's :3 a xDD twim rabble let :3 in: awe >w< aww ^.^ these -Your xDD faithfuw fwiends o' th' ^-^ subuwbs? We uWu shaww ^.^ have -Great ^.^ stowe >_> of UwU woom, nyo UwU doubt, weft uWu fow OwO the uWu wadies, -When uWu they xDD pass xDD back ^-^ fwom OwO the christening. ->_> POWTEW. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, -We awe uWu but ^w^ men; ÚwÚ and what OwO so many ^-^ may uWu do, -:3 Nyot being ^-^ town :3 a pieces, ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< donye. -An ;;w;; awmy cannyot UwU wuwe >_< 'em. -CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU As I live, ->w< If OwO the UwU King blame me UwU fow't, I'll uWu way ye OwO an -By th' heels, ÚwÚ and >_> suddenwy; ÚwÚ and uWu on >_> youw :3 heads -Clap x3 wound fines uWu fow >_> nyegwect. Y'awe wazy knaves; -And here ye lie ;;w;; baiting >_> of ;;w;; bombawds, when -uWu Ye shouwd ^-^ do uWu sewvice. >_> Hawk! OwO the OwO twumpets OwO sound; -^-^ Th' awe come already ^-^ fwom OwO the christening. -uWu Go >_< bweak UwU among OwO the press ÚwÚ and find :3 a uWu way >_< out -ÚwÚ To let OwO the twoops xDD pass ^.^ faiwwy, ^w^ ow I'll find -OwO A Marshalsea uWu shaww howd ye xDD pway ^.^ these two months. ->_> POWTEW. UwU Make uWu way there uWu fow OwO the >_> Pwincess. ->_< MAN. You gweat fewwow, -Stand :33 cwose uWu up, ^w^ ow I'll ^-^ make >_> youw head ^w^ ache. ->_> POWTEW. You >w< i' th' ^w^ camwet, >_< get OwO up o' th' UwU waiw; -I'll ^w^ peck you o'ew OwO the pawes >w< ewse. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 5. - -The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >_< TWUMPETS, xDD sounding; then two ÚwÚ AWDEWMEN, LORD >w< MAYOW, GARTER, ^.^ CWANMEW, -DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, with his marshal's staff, DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, -two ÚwÚ Nyobwemen beawing gweat x3 standing-bowws uWu fow OwO the >w< chwistenying :33 gifts; -then ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ Nyobwemen beawing :3 a canopy, uWu undew ;;w;; which OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, -OwO godmothew, beawing OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD richly habited in :3 a ^-^ mantwe, ^-^ etc., -x3 twain ÚwÚ bownye uWu by :3 a UwU WADY; then UwU fowwows OwO the MARCHIONESS UwU DOWSET, -OwO the uWu othew OwO godmothew, ÚwÚ and xDD WADIES. The >_< twoop xDD pass UwU once about OwO the xDD stage, -ÚwÚ and >w< GAWTEW ^-^ speaks - -x3 GAWTEW. Heaven, ^-^ fwom >w< thy endless goodness, ^-^ send pwospewous -xDD wife, wong ÚwÚ and uWu evew-happy, ^-^ to OwO the UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 mighty -^w^ Pwincess >_> of >_> Engwand, Elizabeth! - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ and guawd - -CRANMER. >_> [Knyeewing] And ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and OwO the -good x3 Queen! -UwU My x3 nyobwe ^.^ pawtnyews ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; thus pray: -^-^ Aww UwU comfowt, joy, in :3 this UwU most >_< gwacious >w< wady, -xDD Heaven >w< evew >_> waid OwO up ^-^ to ^-^ make parents happy, -May houwwy ^-^ faww x3 upon :33 ye! -^w^ KING. ^w^ Thank you, good Wowd ÚwÚ Awchbishop. -What :3 is xDD hew name? +xDD And when xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> say ^-^ something :3 that >_> is :3 sad, +^w^ Speak >w< how UwU I x3 feww. UwU I uWu have donye; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God :33 fowgive me! +Exeunt BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and twain +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is full of ^.^ pity! UwU Siw, >w< it calls, +UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ too UwU many cuwses on uWu theiw heads +:33 That :3 wewe x3 the x3 authows. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; If x3 the >w< Duke be guiwtwess, +'Tis full of >w< woe; yet UwU I ^.^ can UwU give xDD you ^-^ inkwing +Of >w< an ;;w;; ensuing x3 eviw, >_> if >w< it ^.^ faww, +:3 Gweatew than UwU this. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Good ^-^ angews >_< keep >w< it from ÚwÚ us! +>_> What OwO may >w< it :3 be? >_> You UwU do nyot doubt x3 my ^w^ faith, UwU siw? +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. This secret >_> is UwU so ^.^ weighty, 'twill xDD wequiwe +^-^ A >w< stwong :33 faith to :33 conceaw :3 it. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Let ;;w;; me uWu have uWu it; +UwU I UwU do nyot tawk :33 much. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I ^w^ am :33 confident. +>_> You UwU shaww, sir. Did xDD you nyot of wate OwO days hear +^-^ A ^-^ buzzing of :3 a uWu sepawation +Between x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and ^w^ Kathawinye? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes, >_> but >w< it hewd x3 nyot; +For when x3 the ^w^ King >_> once heard :33 it, x3 out of ÚwÚ angew +>w< He sent ÚwÚ command to x3 the Lord Mayow ^w^ stwaight +;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop x3 the >_< wumouw ÚwÚ and allay UwU those tongues +:33 That x3 duwst UwU dispewse :3 it. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But :3 that slander, ^w^ siw, +Is >_> found :3 a uWu twuth >_< nyow; fow >w< it gwows again +^-^ Fweshew than ;;w;; e'ew >w< it UwU was, ÚwÚ and hewd fow xDD cewtain +uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww venture uWu at :3 it. ^-^ Eithew x3 the Cardinal +:33 Ow x3 some about ^.^ him nyeaw have, x3 out of malice +;;w;; To x3 the ÚwÚ good :3 Queen, >_< possess'd ^.^ him with :3 a :33 scwupwe +:33 That xDD wiww undo her. ;;w;; To :33 confiwm ÚwÚ this :3 too, +Cardinal x3 Campeius >_> is ^-^ awwiv'd ÚwÚ and x3 watewy; +;;w;; As aww >_< think, fow ÚwÚ this business. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis x3 the Cardinal; +xDD And mewewy to xDD wevenge ^.^ him on x3 the >_> Empewow +For nyot ^-^ bestowing on ^.^ him uWu at :33 his asking +uWu The ^.^ awchbishopwic of >_> Towedo, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 puwpos'd. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I think xDD you uWu have ;;w;; hit x3 the mark; >_> but :3 is't +nyot UwU cwuew +:33 That ^.^ she >_> shouwd x3 feew x3 the ^-^ smawt of :3 this? uWu The Cardinal +Will uWu have :33 his :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^w^ must UwU faww. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis >_< woefuw. +We OwO awe ^w^ too open OwO hewe to awgue >_< this; +:3 Wet's think uWu in >_> pwivate more. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN weading ÚwÚ this >_> wettew + +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >w< 'My uWu wowd, +'The :3 howses x3 youw OwO wowdship sent for, with aww x3 the :3 cawe +:33 had, UwU I saw weww :3 chosen, ridden, ÚwÚ and OwO fuwnyish'd. ^-^ They :3 wewe +xDD young ÚwÚ and handsome, ÚwÚ and of x3 the best breed uWu in x3 the nyowth. +x3 When ;;w;; they :3 wewe ready to uWu set x3 out fow Wondon, :3 a x3 man of +x3 my Lord Cardinal's, ^.^ by xDD commission, ÚwÚ and :33 main x3 powew, >_> took +x3 'em from uWu me, with ÚwÚ this weason: :33 his >_< mastew ^.^ wouwd be sewv'd +>w< befowe :3 a uWu subject, >_> if nyot >w< befowe x3 the uWu King; which ;;w;; stopp'd +UwU ouw ^w^ mouths, xDD siw.' + +UwU I feaw ^.^ he xDD wiww indeed. xDD Weww, wet ^.^ him uWu have OwO them. +>w< He xDD wiww uWu have all, UwU I UwU think. + +Entew to x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN x3 the DUKES ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and :3 SUFFOWK + +NyOWFOWK. Weww :3 met, x3 my Lord Chamberlain. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^-^ Good day to both x3 youw ^-^ Gwaces. +x3 SUFFOWK. How >_> is x3 the ^w^ King UwU empwoy'd? +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU I left ^.^ him pwivate, +Full of >_> sad >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and twoubwes. +NyOWFOWK. x3 What's x3 the ^w^ cause? +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ It ;;w;; seems x3 the ^.^ mawwiage with :33 his brother's >w< wife +x3 Has x3 cwept ^w^ too nyeaw :33 his ^w^ conscience. +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Nyo, :33 his >_> conscience +x3 Has x3 cwept ^w^ too nyeaw anyothew >_> wady. +NyOWFOWK. 'Tis so; +This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's ^w^ doing; x3 the King-Cawdinyaw, +:33 That ^w^ bwind ;;w;; pwiest, ^.^ wike x3 the eldest >_< son of fowtunye, +Tuwns >_> what ^.^ he list. uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww ^.^ knyow ^.^ him one x3 day. +x3 SUFFOWK. >_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ he :33 do! ^-^ He'ww >_< nyevew ^.^ knyow >_< himsewf ewse. +NyOWFOWK. How ^-^ howiwy ^.^ he wowks uWu in aww :33 his businyess! +xDD And with >_> what >w< zeaw! For, nyow ^.^ he >_> has >_< cwack'd x3 the :33 weague +Between >_> us ÚwÚ and x3 the Empewow, x3 the Queen's great nephew, +>w< He ^w^ dives x3 into x3 the >_< King's :3 souw ÚwÚ and there scattews +UwU Dangews, doubts, ^-^ wwinging of x3 the OwO conscience, +Feaws, ÚwÚ and xDD despaiws-and aww these fow :33 his mawwiage; +xDD And x3 out of aww these to restore x3 the OwO King, +>w< He uWu counsews :3 a ^w^ divowce, :3 a ^-^ woss of her +:33 That ^.^ wike :3 a jewel >_> has UwU hung ÚwÚ twenty years +About :33 his neck, yet >_< nyevew wost her ^w^ wustwe; +Of her :3 that loves ^.^ him with :3 that excewwence +:33 That ^-^ angews wuv ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men x3 with; even of her +^.^ That, when x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ^w^ stwoke of :3 fowtunye >_< fawws, +Will ;;w;; bwess x3 the ^w^ King-and >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this course ÚwÚ pious? +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. uWu Heaven >_< keep ;;w;; me from xDD such >_< counsew! 'Tis UwU most true +;;w;; These nyews OwO awe >_< evewywhewe; every >_> tongue xDD speaks 'em, +xDD And every true >_< heawt ^.^ weeps fow :3 't. All :3 that dawe +Wook x3 into these affairs >_> see ÚwÚ this :33 main end- +uWu The OwO Fwench >_< King's sister. uWu Heaven xDD wiww one day open +uWu The >_< King's ^w^ eyes, :3 that UwU so ^-^ wong uWu have slept ;;w;; upon +This bold :33 bad man. +x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And fwee >_> us from :33 his slavery. +NyOWFOWK. We xDD had >_< nyeed pray, ÚwÚ and UwU heawtiwy, fow UwU ouw >_< dewivewance; +:33 Ow ÚwÚ this >_> impewious x3 man xDD wiww ^.^ wowk >_> us >w< an +Fwom pwinces x3 into ^-^ pages. All men's honyouws +Lie ^.^ wike one wump >w< befowe :3 him, to be uWu fashion'd +^.^ Into >_> what ^w^ pitch ^.^ he ÚwÚ pwease. +x3 SUFFOWK. For uWu me, x3 my wowds, +UwU I wuv ^.^ him >_> nyot, nor feaw UwU him-thewe's x3 my UwU cweed; +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am UwU made ^-^ without :3 him, UwU so I'll x3 stand, +;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ King pwease; :33 his cuwses ÚwÚ and :33 his bwessings +Touch ;;w;; me alike; x3 th' OwO awe UwU bweath UwU I nyot ^-^ bewieve ^.^ in. +UwU I UwU knyew :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow him; UwU so UwU I OwO weave ^.^ him +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that UwU made ^.^ him proud-the >_> Pope. +NyOWFOWK. :3 Wet's UwU in; +xDD And with x3 some othew business put x3 the ^w^ King +Fwom these >_> sad >_< thoughts :3 that ^.^ wowk ^w^ too much ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +OwO My uWu wowd, you'ww UwU beaw >_> us :3 company? +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. xDD Excuse uWu me, +uWu The ^w^ King >_> has sent ;;w;; me >_> othewwhewe; >_< besides, +You'll find :3 a UwU most ^-^ unfit time to ^.^ distuwb ^.^ him. +:3 Heawth to x3 youw wowdships! +NyOWFOWK. >_< Thanks, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord Chamberlain. +uWu Exit >w< WOWD CHAMBEWWAIN; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ dwaws +x3 the ^-^ cuwtain ÚwÚ and >_> sits weading ;;w;; pensivewy +x3 SUFFOWK. How >_> sad ^.^ he looks; x3 suwe, ^.^ he >_> is much afflicted. +>w< KING. Who's thewe, ^.^ ha? +NyOWFOWK. >_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ he be nyot >w< angwy. +;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Who's thewe, UwU I ^.^ say? How dawe xDD you thwust youwsewves +^.^ Into x3 my >_> pwivate meditations? +Who ^w^ am I, ^.^ ha? +NyOWFOWK. ^-^ A >_> gwacious x3 king :3 that ^-^ pawdons aww :3 offences +Malice ^w^ nye'ew >_< meant. Our ^w^ bweach of >_> duty ÚwÚ this uWu way +Is business of x3 estate, uWu in which ^.^ we come +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 youw royal pleasure. +>w< KING. ^-^ Ye OwO awe ^w^ too bowd. +Go >w< to; I'll >_< make OwO ye ^.^ knyow x3 youw times of business. +Is ÚwÚ this >w< an >_> houw fow :33 tempowaw ^-^ affaiws, ^.^ ha? + +Entew ÚwÚ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and CAMPEIUS with :3 a OwO commission + +Who's OwO thewe? OwO My ÚwÚ good Lord ÚwÚ Cawdinyaw? x3 O x3 my x3 Wowsey, +uWu The :33 quiet of x3 my wounded OwO conscience, +^.^ Thou awt :3 a >w< cuwe ;;w;; fit fow :3 a ;;w;; King. :33 [To >w< CAMPEIUS] uWu You'we +;;w;; wewcome, +:3 Most :33 weawnyed reverend ^w^ siw, x3 into UwU ouw >_> kingdom. +^w^ Use >_> us ÚwÚ and :3 it. :33 [To WOLSEY] OwO My ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, uWu have great :3 cawe +UwU I be nyot >_> found :3 a talker. +^.^ WOWSEY. UwU Siw, xDD you cannot. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace ^.^ wouwd UwU give >_> us >_> but >w< an >_> houw +Of >_> pwivate conference. +>w< KING. :33 [To ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and SUFFOLK] We OwO awe ^.^ busy; ÚwÚ go. +NyOWFOWK. ^-^ [Aside to SUFFOLK] This priest >_> has nyo >_< pwide uWu in x3 him! +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ [Aside to >w< NyOWFOWK] ÚwÚ Nyot to speak :33 of! +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be UwU so >w< sick ^w^ though fow :33 his ;;w;; pwace. +OwO But ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cannyot continue. +NyOWFOWK. ^-^ [Aside to SUFFOLK] ;;w;; If >w< it UwU do, +I'll venture one :3 have-at-him. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ [Aside to >w< NyOWFOWK] UwU I anyothew. +Exeunt ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and :3 SUFFOWK +^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Youw Gwace >_> has UwU given :3 a xDD pwecedent of ^.^ wisdom +Abuv aww >_< pwinces, uWu in ÚwÚ committing freely +uWu Youw :33 scwupwe to x3 the uWu voice of Chwistendom. +Who ^.^ can be angry ^.^ nyow? >_> What :3 envy :3 weach you? +uWu The ;;w;; Spanyiawd, tied ^.^ by :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw to hew, +:3 Must nyow >_> confess, >_> if ;;w;; they uWu have xDD any ^-^ goodnyess, +uWu The uWu twiaw >w< just ÚwÚ and noble. All x3 the xDD cwewks, +UwU I >_> mean x3 the :33 weawnyed onyes, uWu in Christian OwO kingdoms +:3 Have uWu theiw fwee ^-^ voices. ÚwÚ Wome x3 the nyuwse of ^.^ judgment, +UwU Invited ^.^ by x3 youw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sewf, hath sent +x3 Onye general >_> tongue >w< unto us, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ^w^ man, +This >w< just ÚwÚ and :33 weawnyed ;;w;; pwiest, Cardinal ^.^ Campeius, +;;w;; Whom >_> once ^.^ mowe UwU I xDD pwesent >w< unto x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. +>w< KING. xDD And >_> once ^.^ mowe uWu in >_< minye :3 awms UwU I bid ^.^ him ;;w;; wewcome, +xDD And >_> thank x3 the >w< howy concwave fow uWu theiw :3 wuvs. +^-^ They uWu have sent ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a x3 man UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< wish'd ;;w;; fow. +>w< CAMPEIUS. uWu Youw Gwace ^w^ must >_< nyeeds OwO desewve >w< an strangers' wuvs, +>_> You OwO awe UwU so noble. ;;w;; To x3 youw Highness' uWu hand +UwU I xDD tendew x3 my UwU commission; ^.^ by x3 whose virtue- +uWu The court of ÚwÚ Wome :33 commanding-you, x3 my Lord +Cardinal of York, OwO awe OwO join'd with ;;w;; me uWu theiw xDD sewvant +^w^ In x3 the :3 unpawtiaw judging of ÚwÚ this business. +>w< KING. Two equal ^.^ men. uWu The xDD Queen UwU shaww be >_> acquainted +Fowthwith fow >_> what xDD you x3 come. :3 Whewe's Gardiner? +^.^ WOWSEY. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_> has awways :3 wov'd her +^w^ So uWu deaw uWu in >_< heawt nyot to UwU deny her :3 that +^-^ A OwO woman of less :33 pwace ^w^ might ^w^ ask ^.^ by ^.^ waw- +Scholars UwU awwow'd freely to awgue fow her. +>w< KING. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the best ^.^ she UwU shaww uWu have; ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ favouw +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that does >_> best. ^w^ God UwU fowbid ewse. Cardinal, +UwU Pwithee caww Gardiner to uWu me, x3 my x3 nyew secretary; +UwU I find ^.^ him :3 a ;;w;; fit UwU fewwow. uWu Exit ÚwÚ WOWSEY + +^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ WOWSEY with GARDINER + +^.^ WOWSEY. ^-^ [Aside to >_< GAWDINyEW] Give ;;w;; me x3 youw ÚwÚ hand: much +joy ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw to uWu you; +>_> You OwO awe x3 the >_< King's now. +GAWDINyEW. ^-^ [Aside to WOLSEY] OwO But to be :3 commanded +For OwO evew ^.^ by x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 whose uWu hand >_> has >_> wais'd x3 me. +>w< KING. :3 Come hithew, x3 Gawdinyew. :3 [Wawks ÚwÚ and whispers] +>w< CAMPEIUS. OwO My Lord of York, UwU was nyot one uWu Doctow Pace +^w^ In ÚwÚ this :33 man's :33 pwace >w< befowe him? +^.^ WOWSEY. Yes, ^.^ he uWu was. +>w< CAMPEIUS. Was ^.^ he nyot hewd :3 a :33 weawnyed man? +^.^ WOWSEY. Yes, :33 suwewy. +>w< CAMPEIUS. :3 Bewieve uWu me, there's >w< an :33 iww opinyion ;;w;; spwead >w< then, +Even of yourself, Lord Cawdinyaw. +^.^ WOWSEY. OwO How! Of me? +>w< CAMPEIUS. ^-^ They xDD wiww nyot OwO stick to >_> say xDD you envied ^.^ him +^.^ And, feawing ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< wise, ^.^ he UwU was UwU so virtuous, +^w^ Kept ^.^ him :3 a :33 foweign x3 man stiww; which UwU so >w< gwiev'd ^.^ him +:33 That ^.^ he wan ^-^ mad ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ died. +^.^ WOWSEY. OwO Heav'n's uWu peace be with x3 him! +>w< That's Christian :3 cawe enyough. For UwU wiving uWu muwmuwews +>_> Thewe's pwaces of ^-^ webuke. >w< He UwU was :3 a x3 foow, +For ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< nyeeds be ^-^ viwtuous: :3 that ÚwÚ good fewwow, +;;w;; If UwU I ÚwÚ command :3 him, xDD fowwows x3 my appointment. +UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >_< nyonye UwU so nyeaw ewse. ;;w;; Weawn uWu this, brother, +We ^w^ wive nyot to be ^.^ gwip'd ^.^ by >w< meanyew ÚwÚ pewsons. +>w< KING. Deliver ÚwÚ this with ÚwÚ modesty to x3 th' ÚwÚ Queen. +uWu Exit GARDINER +uWu The UwU most UwU convenyient :33 pwace :3 that UwU I ^.^ can think of +For xDD such :33 weceipt of :33 weawnying >_> is Blackfriars; +>_> Thewe OwO ye UwU shaww :3 meet about ÚwÚ this ^.^ weighty x3 businyess- +OwO My x3 Wowsey, >_> see >w< it OwO fuwnyish'd. >_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, +Wouwd >w< it nyot UwU gwieve >w< an able x3 man to OwO weave +^w^ So x3 sweet :3 a bedfellow? But, OwO conscience, conscience! +>_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a xDD tendew ÚwÚ pwace! ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave her. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew >w< ANNyE BULLEN ÚwÚ and >w< an OLD :3 WADY + +ANNE. ÚwÚ Nyot fow :3 that >_> nyeithew. >_> Hewe's x3 the >_< pang :3 that >_< pinches: +ÚwÚ His >_> Highnyess xDD having liv'd UwU so ^-^ wong with hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +^w^ So ÚwÚ good :3 a uWu wady :3 that nyo >_> tongue couwd OwO evew +:33 Pwonyounce x3 dishonyouw of hew-by x3 my :3 wife, +:33 She >_< nyevew UwU knyew harm-doing-O, now, ÚwÚ aftew +^w^ So UwU many ;;w;; couwses of x3 the sun UwU enthwonyed, +UwU Stiww >_< gwowing uWu in :3 a ^.^ majesty ÚwÚ and pomp, x3 the which +;;w;; To OwO weave :3 a thousand-fold ^.^ mowe UwU bittew than +'Tis x3 sweet uWu at xDD fiwst t' :33 acquiwe-aftew ÚwÚ this pwocess, +;;w;; To UwU give her x3 the ^-^ avaunt, >w< it >_> is :3 a pity +Wouwd move :3 a ^.^ monstew. +OLD WADY. ^-^ Heawts of UwU most x3 hawd xDD tempew +:33 Mewt ÚwÚ and wament fow her. +ANNE. >_< O, >_> God's will! much xDD bettew +:33 She ^w^ nye'ew xDD had ÚwÚ knyown UwU pomp; ÚwÚ though't be ÚwÚ tempowaw, +Yet, >_> if :3 that quarrel, fowtunye, UwU do :3 divowce +^.^ It from x3 the >w< beawew, UwU 'tis :3 a sufferance >_> panging +;;w;; As :3 souw ÚwÚ and body's severing. +OLD WADY. ÚwÚ Awas, poor :33 wady! +>_> She's :3 a stwangew nyow ;;w;; again. +ANNE. ^w^ So much x3 the ^.^ mowe +:3 Must pity >_< dwop ;;w;; upon her. >w< Vewiwy, +UwU I >_< sweaw UwU 'tis xDD bettew to be ^-^ wowwy bown +xDD And ^-^ wange with humble livers uWu in :3 content +Than to be :3 pewk'd x3 up uWu in :3 a :33 gwist'wing grief +xDD And ^-^ weaw :3 a golden ;;w;; sowwow. +OLD WADY. Our :3 content +Is UwU ouw best having. +ANNE. ^-^ By x3 my troth ÚwÚ and xDD maidenhead, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a >w< queen. +OLD WADY. Beshrew uWu me, UwU I :3 wouwd, +xDD And venture >_> maidenhead fow UwU 't; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ wouwd UwU you, +For aww ÚwÚ this :3 spice of x3 youw uWu hypocwisy. +>_> You :3 that uWu have UwU so >w< faiw parts of OwO woman on xDD you +:3 Have ^w^ too :3 a xDD woman's uWu heawt, which OwO evew yet +UwU Affected :33 eminyence, ^.^ weawth, >_< suvweignty; +>_< Which, to >_> say sooth, OwO awe bwessings; ÚwÚ and which ;;w;; gifts, +Saving x3 youw :33 mincing, x3 the ;;w;; capacity +Of x3 youw soft :3 chevewiw >_> conscience ^.^ wouwd receive +;;w;; If xDD you ^w^ might uWu pwease to stretch :3 it. +ANNE. Nyay, ÚwÚ good troth. +OLD WADY. Yes, troth ÚwÚ and troth. >_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a ^.^ queen! +ANNE. :3 Nyo, nyot fow aww x3 the ^w^ wiches :33 undew UwU heaven. +OLD WADY. 'Tis UwU stwange: :3 a thweepence uWu bow'd ^.^ wouwd uWu hiwe uWu me, +^-^ Owd >_< as UwU I am, to >_< queen :3 it. But, UwU I pray UwU you, +>_> What think xDD you of :3 a ;;w;; duchess? :3 Have xDD you x3 wimbs +;;w;; To UwU beaw :3 that woad of >_< titwe? +ANNE. :3 Nyo, uWu in truth. +OLD WADY. UwU Then xDD you OwO awe x3 weakwy >_> made. Pluck x3 off :3 a UwU wittwe; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a xDD young ;;w;; count uWu in x3 youw uWu way +For ^.^ mowe than ;;w;; bwushing x3 comes ;;w;; to. ;;w;; If x3 youw back +UwU Cannyot x3 vouchsafe ÚwÚ this buwden, UwU 'tis ^w^ too xDD weak +^w^ Evew to get :3 a uWu boy. +ANNE. How xDD you UwU do :33 tawk! +UwU I >_< sweaw again UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a >_< queen +For aww x3 the wowwd. +OLD WADY. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, fow xDD wittwe England +UwU You'd venture >w< an x3 embawwing. UwU I mysewf +Wouwd fow ^-^ Cawnyawvonshiwe, awthough there >_< wong'd +No ^.^ mowe to x3 th' >_< cwown >_> but x3 that. Lo, who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN + +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^-^ Good morrow, wadies. >_> What were't ^.^ wowth to ^.^ knyow +uWu The secret of x3 youw confewence? +ANNE. OwO My ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 youw :3 demand; >w< it :3 vawues nyot x3 youw x3 asking. +Our >_< mistwess' ^w^ sowwows ^.^ we :3 wewe pitying. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ It UwU was :3 a ^-^ gentwe business ÚwÚ and >_< becoming +uWu The uWu action of ÚwÚ good ^w^ women; there >_> is UwU hope +All xDD wiww be well. +ANNE. >_> Nyow, UwU I pray :33 God, >_< amen! +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> You UwU beaw :3 a ^-^ gentwe UwU mind, ÚwÚ and >_< heav'nwy bwessings +Follow xDD such >w< cweatuwes. :33 That xDD you may, >w< faiw UwU wady, +uWu Pewceive UwU I speak ^w^ sincewewy ÚwÚ and xDD high >_> nyotes +uWu Ta'en of x3 youw UwU many viwtues, x3 the >_< King's ;;w;; Majesty +^-^ Commends :33 his ÚwÚ good opinyion of xDD you to UwU you, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ Does OwO puwpose honour to xDD you nyo less :33 fwowing +Than Mawchionyess of Pembwoke; to which >_< tide +^-^ A thousand ;;w;; pound :3 a >w< yeaw, >w< annyuaw xDD suppowt, +UwU Out of :33 his xDD gwace ^.^ he uWu adds. +ANNE. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow +>_> What uWu kind of x3 my ^.^ obedience UwU I >_> shouwd tender; +uWu Mowe than x3 my aww >_> is uWu nyothing, nor x3 my >_< pwayews +^w^ Awe nyot wowds :33 duwy :3 hawwowed, nor x3 my wishes +uWu Mowe ^.^ wowth than :33 empty vanyities; yet >_< pwayews ÚwÚ and wishes +^w^ Awe aww UwU I ^.^ can wetuwn. Beseech x3 youw lordship, +Vouchsafe to speak x3 my thanks ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD obedience, +;;w;; As from :3 a ;;w;; bwushing handmaid, to :33 his Highness; +>_< Whose ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and xDD woyawty UwU I pray ;;w;; fow. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. Lady, +UwU I UwU shaww nyot fail t' approve x3 the >w< faiw conceit +uWu The ^w^ King hath of OwO you. :3 [Aside] UwU I uWu have >w< pewus'd her well: +^w^ Beauty ÚwÚ and honour uWu in her OwO awe UwU so >w< mingwed +:33 That ;;w;; they uWu have caught x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and who xDD knyows yet +OwO But from ÚwÚ this uWu wady OwO may proceed :3 a :33 gem +;;w;; To >_> wighten aww ÚwÚ this isle?-I'll to x3 the ^w^ King +xDD And >_> say UwU I ^-^ spoke with OwO you. +ANNE. OwO My :3 honyouw'd ^.^ wowd! uWu Exit >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN +OLD WADY. Why, ÚwÚ this >w< it ^w^ is: see, uWu see! +UwU I uWu have :33 been ^w^ begging :33 sixteen years uWu in ^w^ couwt- +^w^ Am yet :3 a couwtiew beggawwy-nyow couwd +:3 Come xDD pat betwixt ^w^ too early ÚwÚ and ^w^ too wate +For xDD any >_> suit of x3 pounds; ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 O ^-^ fate! +^-^ A xDD vewy :33 fwesh-fish UwU hewe-fie, >_< fie, fie ;;w;; upon +This OwO compeww'd ^.^ fowtunye!-have x3 youw xDD mouth :3 fiww'd x3 up +^.^ Befowe xDD you open :3 it. +ANNE. This >_> is ;;w;; stwange to x3 me. +OLD WADY. How :33 tastes :33 it? Is >w< it >_> bittew? UwU Fowty pence, >w< nyo. +>_> Thewe UwU was :3 a uWu wady xDD once-'tis >w< an ;;w;; owd >_< stowy- +:33 That ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a queen, :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she >_> nyot, +For aww x3 the >_< mud uWu in :3 Egypt. :3 Have xDD you heard :33 it? +ANNE. ^.^ Come, xDD you OwO awe ^.^ pweasant. +OLD WADY. With x3 youw :33 theme UwU I couwd +>_> O'ewmount x3 the lark. uWu The Mawchionyess of >_> Pembwoke! +^-^ A thousand uWu pounds :3 a xDD yeaw fow puwe xDD wespect! +No othew ÚwÚ obwigation! ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, +:33 That ÚwÚ pwomises ^-^ moe ÚwÚ thousands: x3 honyouw's twain +Is longer than :33 his :33 foweskiwt. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this time +UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw back xDD wiww UwU beaw :3 a :3 duchess. Say, +^w^ Awe xDD you nyot stronger than xDD you OwO wewe? +ANNE. ^-^ Good UwU wady, +^-^ Make >_> youwsewf >_< miwth with x3 youw xDD pawticuwaw >_> fancy, +xDD And OwO weave ;;w;; me x3 out ^.^ on't. Wouwd UwU I xDD had nyo x3 being, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this OwO sawute x3 my :3 bwood :3 a xDD jot; >w< it >_> faints ;;w;; me +;;w;; To think >_> what :3 fowwows. +uWu The xDD Queen >_> is comfowtwess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD fowgetfuw +^w^ In UwU ouw ^-^ wong OwO absence. ÚwÚ Pway, UwU do nyot ÚwÚ dewivew +>_> What OwO hewe >_> y' uWu have heard to her. +OLD WADY. >_> What UwU do xDD you think me? Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +OwO Wondon. ^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in Blackfriars + +UwU Twumpets, sennet, ÚwÚ and cownyets. Entew >w< two uWu VEWGEWS, with showt :33 siwvew :33 wands; +:3 nyext ÚwÚ them, >w< two SCRIBES, uWu in x3 the OwO habit of doctors; ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ them, +x3 the ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY ^.^ awonye; ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, x3 the :3 BISHOPS ÚwÚ OF >w< WINCOWN, UwU EWY, +ROCHESTER, ÚwÚ and SAINT x3 ASAPH; :3 nyext ÚwÚ them, with x3 some UwU smaww ÚwÚ distance, +xDD fowwows :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN :33 beawing x3 the puwse, with x3 the great ÚwÚ seaw, +ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's :33 hat; xDD then >w< two PWIESTS, :33 beawing >_< each :33 siwvew OwO cwoss; +xDD then :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN USHEW >w< baweheaded, accompanyied with :3 a ^w^ SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS +:33 beawing :3 a :33 siwvew UwU mace; xDD then >w< two ^-^ GENTWEMEN :33 beawing >w< two great :33 siwvew ;;w;; piwwaws; +ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ them, x3 side ^.^ by side, x3 the >w< two ;;w;; CAWDINyAWS, ÚwÚ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and >_> CAMPEIUS; +>w< two x3 NyOBWEMEN with x3 the xDD swowd ÚwÚ and mace. UwU Then enter x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and >w< QUEEN +ÚwÚ and uWu theiw trains. uWu The ;;w;; KING UwU takes :33 pwace :33 undew x3 the cwoth of ^w^ state; +x3 the >w< two CARDINALS sit :33 undew ^.^ him >_< as uWu judges. uWu The >w< QUEEN UwU takes :33 pwace +x3 some ^w^ distance from x3 the >w< KING. uWu The :3 BISHOPS :33 pwace x3 themsewves on >_< each x3 side +of x3 the xDD couwt, uWu in ^w^ mannyew of consistowy; bewow them x3 the SCWIBES. +uWu The ;;w;; WOWDS sit :3 nyext x3 the :33 BISHOPS. uWu The xDD west of x3 the ^.^ attendants stand +uWu in UwU convenyient order about x3 the stage + +^.^ WOWSEY. Whilst UwU ouw OwO commission from ÚwÚ Wome >_> is wead, +Let :3 siwence be commanded. +>w< KING. x3 What's x3 the ^w^ nyeed? +^.^ It hath xDD awweady ÚwÚ pubwicwy :33 been wead, +xDD And on aww >w< sides x3 th' ÚwÚ authowity allow'd; +>_> You OwO may xDD then ^-^ spawe :3 that uWu time. +^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ Be't so; ^-^ pwoceed. +SCRIBE. x3 Say xDD 'Henwy ^w^ King of England, come x3 into x3 the x3 couwt.' +CRIER. Henwy ^w^ King of England, &c. +>w< KING. ;;w;; Hewe. +SCRIBE. x3 Say uWu 'Kathawinye xDD Queen of England, come x3 into x3 the x3 couwt.' +CRIER. ÚwÚ Kathawinye xDD Queen of England, &c. + +uWu The >w< QUEEN x3 makes nyo ÚwÚ answew, wises x3 out of her xDD chaiw, +xDD goes about x3 the xDD couwt, x3 comes to x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and knyeews +uWu at :33 his feet; xDD then xDD speaks + +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ desiwe xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me >w< wight ÚwÚ and justice, +xDD And to bestow x3 youw pity on OwO me; fow +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a UwU most poor OwO woman ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu stwangew, +x3 Bown x3 out of x3 youw uWu dominyions, xDD having OwO hewe +No OwO judge indifferent, nor nyo ^.^ mowe assurance +Of equal ÚwÚ fwiendship ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwoceeding. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, +^w^ In >_> what uWu have UwU I uWu offended you? >_> What cause +>_< Hath x3 my >_> behaviouw UwU given to x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe +:33 That OwO thus xDD you >_> shouwd proceed to put ;;w;; me of +xDD And OwO take x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD gwace from me? uWu Heaven ^.^ witnyess, +UwU I uWu have :33 been to xDD you :3 a true ÚwÚ and humble :3 wife, +At aww times to x3 youw xDD wiww UwU confowmabwe, +^w^ Evew uWu in feaw to ÚwÚ kindwe x3 youw dislike, +Yea, x3 subject to x3 youw :3 countenyance-gwad ow sowwy +;;w;; As UwU I saw >w< it >_> incwin'd. x3 When UwU was x3 the >_> houw +UwU I OwO evew contradicted x3 youw ^.^ desiwe +:33 Ow UwU made >w< it nyot >_< minye xDD too? :33 Ow which of x3 youw ^w^ fwiends +:3 Have UwU I nyot >_> stwuv to xDD wuv, awthough UwU I UwU knyew +>w< He :3 wewe >_< minye enyemy? >_> What :33 fwiend of >_< minye +:33 That xDD had to ^.^ him deriv'd x3 youw ÚwÚ angew uWu did +Continue uWu in x3 my >w< wiking? Nyay, uWu gave ÚwÚ nyotice +>w< He UwU was from thence OwO dischawg'd? UwU Siw, caww to ^-^ mind +:33 That UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 youw >w< wife uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ obedience +^w^ Upwawd of ÚwÚ twenty years, ÚwÚ and uWu have :33 been bwest +With UwU many x3 chiwdwen ^.^ by OwO you. If, uWu in x3 the course +xDD And xDD pwocess of ÚwÚ this time, xDD you ^.^ can wepowt, +xDD And ^-^ pwuv >w< it ^w^ too OwO against >_< minye honyouw, ^w^ aught, +OwO My :3 bond to wedlock ow x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and >_< duty, +^w^ Against x3 youw uWu sacwed pewson, uWu in >_> God's :33 nyame, +Tuwn ;;w;; me OwO away ÚwÚ and wet x3 the fouw'st x3 contempt +ÚwÚ Shut doow ;;w;; upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU give ;;w;; me x3 up +;;w;; To x3 the shawp'st uWu kind of justice. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, +uWu The OwO King, x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, UwU was weputed fow +^-^ A >_> pwince UwU most prudent, of >w< an :3 excewwent +xDD And unmatch'd wit ÚwÚ and >_> judgment; OwO Fewdinyand, +OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ King of UwU Spain, UwU was uWu weckon'd one +uWu The :33 wisest >_> pwince :3 that there xDD had x3 weign'd ^.^ by UwU many +^-^ A xDD yeaw befowe. ^.^ It >_> is nyot to be question'd +:33 That ;;w;; they xDD had gathew'd :3 a uWu wise council to them +Of every ^w^ weawm, :3 that uWu did debate ÚwÚ this business, +Who OwO deem'd UwU ouw ^.^ mawwiage wawfuw. ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU I x3 humbwy +Beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, to ^-^ spawe ;;w;; me >w< tiww UwU I OwO may +^w^ Be ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu in OwO Spain ^w^ advis'd, x3 whose counsel +UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ impwowe. ;;w;; If >_> nyot, :33 i' x3 th' xDD nyame of :33 God, +uWu Youw :3 pweasuwe be uWu fuwfiww'd! +^.^ WOWSEY. >_> You uWu have UwU hewe, UwU wady, +xDD And of x3 youw ^w^ choice, these reverend fathews-men +Of singular >_< integwity ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnying, +Yea, x3 the :33 ewect ^.^ o' x3 th' land, who OwO awe >_> assembwed +;;w;; To pwead x3 youw OwO cause. ^.^ It UwU shaww be >_< thewefowe bootwess +:33 That longer xDD you ^.^ desiwe x3 the xDD couwt, >_< as weww +For x3 youw UwU own :33 quiet >_< as to ^-^ wectify +>_> What >_> is unsettled uWu in x3 the ;;w;; King. +>w< CAMPEIUS. ÚwÚ His Gwace +>_< Hath >w< spoken weww ÚwÚ and justwy; OwO thewefowe, UwU madam, +x3 It's ;;w;; fit ÚwÚ this royal OwO session UwU do proceed +xDD And :3 that, ^-^ without delay, uWu theiw arguments +^w^ Be nyow ÚwÚ pwoduc'd ÚwÚ and heawd. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. Lord Cardinal, +;;w;; To xDD you UwU I >_< speak. +^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Youw x3 pweasuwe, :33 madam? +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU Siw, +UwU I ^w^ am about to ^.^ weep; but, uWu thinking :3 that +We OwO awe :3 a queen, ow ^-^ wong uWu have ^.^ dweam'd >_> so, xDD cewtain +uWu The daughter of :3 a OwO king, x3 my ^.^ dwops of tears +I'll turn to OwO spawks of >_> fiwe. +^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ Be patient >_> yet. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU I ^.^ Wiww, when xDD you OwO awe humble; x3 nyay, >w< befowe +:33 Ow ^w^ God xDD wiww punyish x3 me. UwU I UwU do :33 bewieve, +Induc'd ^.^ by x3 potent circumstances, :3 that +>_> You OwO awe >_< minye enyemy, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 my challenge +>_> You UwU shaww nyot be x3 my ;;w;; judge; fow >w< it >_> is xDD you +:3 Have >_> bwown ÚwÚ this coaw betwixt x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and me- +>_< Which >_> God's :33 dew ÚwÚ quench! Therefore UwU I >_> say OwO again, +UwU I ;;w;; uttewwy abhow, >w< yea, from x3 my :3 souw +UwU Wefuse xDD you fow x3 my ^w^ judge, ÚwÚ whom yet >_> once ^.^ mowe +UwU I howd x3 my UwU most :3 mawicious foe ÚwÚ and think nyot +At aww :3 a :33 fwiend to truth. +^.^ WOWSEY. UwU I UwU do pwofess +>_> You speak nyot ^.^ wike yourself, who OwO evew yet +:3 Have :33 stood to xDD chawity ÚwÚ and UwU dispway'd x3 th' UwU effects +Of uWu disposition ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ and of ^.^ wisdom +^w^ O'ewtopping xDD woman's xDD pow'w. uWu Madam, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me wrong: +UwU I uWu have nyo UwU spween OwO against UwU you, nor injustice +For xDD you ow ÚwÚ any; >w< how uWu faw UwU I uWu have ^.^ pwoceeded, +:33 Ow >w< how uWu faw further UwU shaww, >_> is wawwanted +^-^ By :3 a OwO commission from x3 the Consistowy, +Yea, x3 the whole >_> Consistowy of xDD Wome. >_> You :3 chawge ;;w;; me +:33 That UwU I uWu have >_> bwown ÚwÚ this coaw: UwU I UwU do UwU deny :3 it. +uWu The ^w^ King >_> is pwesent; >_> if >w< it be ÚwÚ knyown to ^.^ him +:33 That UwU I ^.^ gainsay x3 my OwO deed, >w< how OwO may ^.^ he ^-^ wound, +xDD And worthily, x3 my fawsehood! Yea, >_< as much +;;w;; As xDD you uWu have donye x3 my truth. ;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ knyow +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am fwee of x3 youw wepowt, ^.^ he xDD knyows +UwU I ^w^ am nyot of x3 youw wrong. Therefore uWu in ^.^ him +^.^ It wies to >w< cuwe uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< cuwe >_> is to +:33 Wemuv these >_< thoughts from uWu you; x3 the which >w< befowe +ÚwÚ His >_> Highnyess UwU shaww speak x3 in, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech +>_< You, >_> gwacious UwU madam, to ;;w;; unthink x3 youw speaking +xDD And to >_> say UwU so nyo more. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 simpwe ^w^ woman, much ^w^ too xDD weak +;;w;; T' ;;w;; oppose x3 youw ;;w;; cunnying. Y'awe >_> meek ÚwÚ and >_< humbwe-mouth'd; +>_> You xDD sign x3 youw :33 pwace ÚwÚ and x3 cawwing, uWu in full ^.^ seeming, +With :33 meeknyess ÚwÚ and humility; >_> but x3 youw >_< heawt +Is cramm'd with >_< awwogancy, >w< spween, ÚwÚ and pwide. +>_> You have, ^.^ by :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and :33 his Highness' favouws, +Gonye swightwy ^-^ o'ew wow steps, ÚwÚ and nyow OwO awe UwU mounted +Whewe pow'rs OwO awe x3 youw ^-^ wetainyews, ÚwÚ and x3 youw wowds, +>_> Domestics to UwU you, serve x3 youw xDD wiww ^.^ as't uWu pwease +;;w;; Youwsewf pwonyounce uWu theiw ^w^ office. UwU I ^w^ must tell xDD you +>_> You xDD tendew ^.^ mowe x3 youw >w< pewson's honour than +uWu Youw xDD high pwofession OwO spiwituaw; :3 that again +UwU I UwU do refuse xDD you fow x3 my OwO judge ÚwÚ and UwU hewe, +^.^ Befowe xDD you all, appeaw >w< unto x3 the :3 Pope, +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing x3 my whole cause 'fore :33 his Howinyess +xDD And to be xDD judg'd ^.^ by ^.^ him. +x3 [She cuwtsies to x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and x3 offews to depart] +>w< CAMPEIUS. uWu The xDD Queen >_> is obstinate, +:3 Stubbown to justice, ^-^ apt to ;;w;; accuse :33 it, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ Disdainfuw to be ;;w;; twied >w< by't; UwU 'tis nyot well. +>_> She's x3 going xDD away. +>w< KING. ;;w;; Caww her ;;w;; again. +CRIER. ÚwÚ Kathawinye xDD Queen of England, come x3 into x3 the >_< couwt. +^-^ GENTWEMAN USHER. uWu Madam, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ caww'd back. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> What >_< nyeed xDD you ^-^ nyote :33 it? >_> Pway xDD you >_< keep x3 youw way; +x3 When xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; caww'd, wetuwn. Now x3 the Lord :33 hewp! +^-^ They ^-^ vex ;;w;; me x3 past x3 my OwO patience. >_> Pway xDD you pass :3 on. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< tawwy; no, nor OwO evew ^.^ mowe +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this business x3 my xDD appeawance >_< make +^w^ In xDD any of uWu theiw courts. Exeunt >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and her ^.^ attendants +>w< KING. Go >w< thy >w< ways, OwO Kate. +:33 That x3 man :33 i' x3 th' wowwd who UwU shaww wepowt ^.^ he >_> has +^-^ A xDD bettew :3 wife, wet ^.^ him uWu in >_< nyought be >_< twusted +For speaking UwU fawse uWu in x3 that. ^.^ Thou awt, alone- +;;w;; If >w< thy OwO wawe qualities, x3 sweet gentwenyess, +x3 Thy :33 meeknyess ;;w;; saint-wike, wife-wike guvwnment, +Obeying uWu in >w< commanding, ÚwÚ and >w< thy parts +Suvweign ÚwÚ and :33 pious else, couwd speak uWu thee :3 out- +uWu The >_< queen of ÚwÚ eawthwy uWu queens. >_> She's x3 nyobwe OwO bown; +xDD And ^.^ wike her true >_> nyobiwity ^.^ she >_> has +Cawwied herself uWu towawds x3 me. +^.^ WOWSEY. :3 Most >_> gwacious ^w^ siw, +^w^ In uWu humbwest ^w^ mannyew UwU I xDD wequiwe x3 youw >_> Highnyess +:33 That >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease xDD you to declare uWu in hearing +Of aww these ears-for :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am wobb'd ÚwÚ and xDD bound, +>_> Thewe ^w^ must UwU I be :33 unwoos'd, awthough nyot there +At >_> once ÚwÚ and fuwwy satisfied-whethew OwO evew UwU I +Did broach ÚwÚ this business to x3 youw >w< Highnyess, ow +Waid xDD any :33 scwupwe uWu in x3 youw uWu way which ^w^ might +uWu Induce xDD you to x3 the ;;w;; question on't, ow OwO evew +:3 Have to UwU you, >_> but with thanks to ^w^ God fow xDD such +^-^ A royal UwU wady, x3 spake one x3 the least ;;w;; wowd :3 that ^w^ might +^w^ Be to x3 the ÚwÚ pwejudice of her xDD pwesent state, +:33 Ow :33 touch of her ÚwÚ good ^.^ pewson? +>w< KING. OwO My Lord Cardinal, +UwU I UwU do UwU excuse uWu you; >w< yea, ;;w;; upon >_< minye honyouw, +UwU I fwee xDD you fwom't. >_> You OwO awe nyot to be ÚwÚ taught +:33 That xDD you uWu have UwU many >_< enyemies :3 that ^.^ knyow nyot +Why ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> so, but, ^.^ wike to ^-^ viwwage xDD cuws, +>_> Bawk when uWu theiw ^w^ fewwows xDD do. ^-^ By x3 some of these +uWu The xDD Queen >_> is put uWu in OwO angew. Y'awe ^-^ excus'd. +OwO But xDD wiww xDD you be ^.^ mowe >_< justified? >_> You OwO evew +:3 Have >w< wish'd x3 the x3 sweeping of ÚwÚ this ^.^ businyess; >_< nyevew desir'd +^.^ It to be stirr'd; >_> but ;;w;; oft uWu have ^-^ hind'wed, :3 oft, +uWu The >w< passages UwU made toward :3 it. On x3 my honyouw, +UwU I speak x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord Cardinal to ÚwÚ this UwU point, +xDD And OwO thus uWu faw ^-^ cweaw ^.^ him. >_> Nyow, >_> what x3 mov'd ;;w;; me >_> to't, +UwU I xDD wiww be bold with time ÚwÚ and x3 youw attention. +UwU Then mark x3 th' inducement. ^-^ Thus >w< it came-give :3 heed x3 to't: +OwO My >_> conscience xDD fiwst weceiv'd :3 a ;;w;; tendewnyess, +Scruple, ÚwÚ and OwO pwick, on xDD cewtain uWu speeches OwO uttew'd +^-^ By x3 th' >_> Bishop of Bayonne, xDD then OwO Fwench :3 ambassadow, +Who xDD had :33 been ÚwÚ hithew sent on x3 the UwU debating +^-^ A ^.^ mawwiage 'twixt x3 the >w< Duke of Owweans ÚwÚ and +Our daughter Mary. xDD I' x3 th' ^w^ pwogwess of ÚwÚ this business, +Ere :3 a :33 detewminyate :33 wesowution, xDD he- +UwU I >_> mean x3 the Bishop-did xDD wequiwe :3 a x3 wespite +^-^ Whewein ^.^ he ^w^ might x3 the ^w^ King :33 his ;;w;; wowd advertise +Whethew UwU ouw daughter :3 wewe wegitimate, +Wespecting ÚwÚ this UwU ouw ^.^ mawwiage with x3 the ^-^ dowagew, +Sometimes UwU ouw brother's x3 wife. This x3 wespite >_> shook +uWu The ^w^ bosom of x3 my OwO conscience, entew'd uWu me, +Yea, with :3 a x3 spwitting x3 powew, ÚwÚ and UwU made to :3 twembwe +uWu The wegion of x3 my UwU bweast, which ;;w;; fowc'd xDD such uWu way +:33 That UwU many ^w^ maz'd considewings uWu did :33 thwong +xDD And OwO pwess'd uWu in with ÚwÚ this ^w^ caution. ^.^ Fiwst, >_> methought +UwU I :33 stood nyot uWu in x3 the ;;w;; smiwe of ^.^ heaven, who xDD had +x3 Commanded ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 that x3 my >_> wady's womb, +;;w;; If >w< it conceiv'd :3 a male chiwd ^.^ by uWu me, >_> shouwd +Do nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; offices of >w< wife uWu to't than +uWu The :3 gwave does to x3 the UwU dead; fow her male x3 issue +:33 Ow >w< died :3 whewe ;;w;; they :3 wewe made, ow x3 showtwy ÚwÚ aftew +This wowwd xDD had ^-^ aiw'd OwO them. OwO Hence UwU I >_> took :3 a xDD thought +This UwU was :3 a ^w^ judgment on uWu me, :3 that x3 my :33 kingdom, +Weww ÚwÚ wowthy x3 the best heir ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, >_> shouwd nyot +^w^ Be gladded OwO in't ^.^ by x3 me. UwU Then xDD fowwows :3 that +UwU I x3 weigh'd x3 the danger which x3 my xDD weawms :33 stood uWu in +^-^ By ÚwÚ this x3 my UwU issue's fail, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu gave to ;;w;; me +xDD Many :3 a ;;w;; gwoanying thwoe. ^-^ Thus OwO huwwing uWu in +uWu The >w< wiwd sea of x3 my OwO conscience, UwU I uWu did steew +uWu Towawd ÚwÚ this ^.^ wemedy, whereupon ^.^ we OwO awe +Now xDD pwesent OwO hewe together; ^w^ that's to >_> say +UwU I meant to ^-^ wectify x3 my OwO conscience, which +UwU I xDD then uWu did x3 feew full :33 sick, ÚwÚ and yet nyot weww, +^-^ By aww x3 the reverend uWu fathews of x3 the ÚwÚ wand +xDD And ^.^ doctows >w< weawn'd. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU I began uWu in >_> pwivate +With UwU you, x3 my Lord of ÚwÚ Wincown; xDD you remember +How :33 undew x3 my oppwession UwU I uWu did ;;w;; week, +x3 When UwU I xDD fiwst x3 mov'd OwO you. +LINCOLN. Very weww, x3 my OwO wiege. +>w< KING. UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke xDD wong; be pleas'd >_> youwsewf to >_> say +How uWu faw xDD you ^-^ satisfied x3 me. +LINCOLN. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >w< Highnyess, +uWu The ;;w;; question uWu did uWu at xDD fiwst UwU so ÚwÚ staggew me- +ÚwÚ Beawing :3 a >w< state of ^-^ mighty x3 moment OwO in't +xDD And >_> consequence of dwead-that UwU I >_> committed +uWu The dawing'st counsel which UwU I xDD had to doubt, +xDD And uWu did entweat x3 youw >_> Highnyess to ÚwÚ this course +>_< Which xDD you OwO awe wunnying hewe. +>w< KING. UwU I xDD then x3 mov'd UwU you, +OwO My Lord of Canterbury, ÚwÚ and ^w^ got x3 youw OwO weave +;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent >_> summons. Unsolicited +UwU I left nyo reverend ÚwÚ pewson uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD couwt, +OwO But ^.^ by xDD pawticuwaw >_< consent >_< pwoceeded +;;w;; Undew x3 youw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and seals; OwO thewefowe, OwO go ;;w;; on, +For nyo :33 diswike :33 i' x3 th' wowwd OwO against x3 the ÚwÚ pewson +Of x3 the ÚwÚ good :3 Queen, >_> but x3 the ^-^ shawp >_> thowny x3 points +Of x3 my ÚwÚ awweged ^w^ weasons, drives ÚwÚ this :33 fowwawd. +^-^ Pwuv >_> but UwU ouw ^.^ mawwiage lawful, ^.^ by x3 my >w< wife +xDD And >_> kingwy UwU dignyity, ^.^ we OwO awe UwU contented +;;w;; To ^-^ weaw UwU ouw :3 mowaw >w< state to come with hew, +ÚwÚ Kathawinye UwU ouw queen, >w< befowe x3 the :3 pwimest creature +>w< That's x3 pawagon'd ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd. +>w< CAMPEIUS. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >w< Highnyess, +uWu The xDD Queen ^.^ being uWu absent, UwU 'tis :3 a needful ^.^ fitnyess +:33 That ^.^ we adjourn ÚwÚ this court >w< tiww further uWu day; +Meanwhile ^w^ must be >w< an xDD eawnyest >_> motion +Made to x3 the xDD Queen to caww back her appeaw +:33 She ^-^ intends >w< unto :33 his Howinyess. +>w< KING. :3 [Aside] UwU I OwO may >_> pewceive +;;w;; These cardinals xDD twifwe with x3 me. UwU I abhow +This >w< diwatowy sloth ÚwÚ and tricks of xDD Wome. +OwO My weawn'd ÚwÚ and >_> weww-bewuvd uWu sewvant, Cranmer, +UwU Pwithee wetuwn. With >w< thy appwoach UwU I ^.^ knyow +OwO My uWu comfowt x3 comes >_> awong. :3 -Bweak x3 up x3 the >_> couwt; +UwU I say, uWu set :3 on. Exuent uWu in ^w^ mannyew >_< as ;;w;; they UwU entewed + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The QUEEN'S >_> apawtments + +Entew x3 the >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and her UwU women, >_< as uWu at ^.^ wowk + +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^.^ Take >w< thy :33 wute, >_< wench. OwO My :3 souw gwows +>_> sad with :3 twoubwes; +:33 Sing ÚwÚ and UwU dispewse 'em, >_> if xDD thou >_> canst. Weave working. + +OwO SONG + +Owpheus with :33 his ^-^ wute UwU made trees, +xDD And x3 the OwO mountain >_< tops :3 that >_> fweeze, +Bow x3 themsewves when ^.^ he uWu did UwU sing; +;;w;; To :33 his uWu music x3 pwants ÚwÚ and fwowews +^w^ Evew ^w^ spwung, >_< as sun ÚwÚ and >w< showews +>_> Thewe xDD had UwU made :3 a :3 wasting ÚwÚ spwing. + +Evewy ^.^ thing :3 that heard ^.^ him ^.^ pway, +Even x3 the billows of x3 the :33 sea, +>_> Hung uWu theiw heads ÚwÚ and xDD then uWu way by. +^w^ In x3 sweet uWu music >_> is xDD such awt, +Killing :3 cawe ÚwÚ and grief of >_< heawt +Fall ;;w;; asweep ow hearing die. + +Entew :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN + +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. How ^.^ nyow? +OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 the >w< two great Cardinals +uWu Wait uWu in x3 the pwesence. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. Wouwd ;;w;; they speak with me? +OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ They >_> wiww'd ;;w;; me >_> say >_> so, UwU madam. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> Pway uWu theiw OwO Gwaces +;;w;; To come ÚwÚ nyeaw. ;;w;; [Exit GENTWEMAN] >_> What ^.^ can be uWu theiw business +With uWu me, :3 a poor xDD weak ^w^ woman, fall'n from uWu favouw? +UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike uWu theiw :3 coming. Now UwU I think on't, +^-^ They >_> shouwd be ÚwÚ good men, uWu theiw affairs >_< as wighteous; +OwO But aww ^.^ hoods >_< make nyot :33 monks. + +Entew x3 the >w< two ;;w;; CAWDINyAWS, ÚwÚ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and CAMPEIUS + +^.^ WOWSEY. :3 Peace to x3 youw OwO Highnyess! +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu Youw OwO Gwaces find ;;w;; me OwO hewe ÚwÚ pawt of uWu housewife; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd be all, OwO against x3 the worst OwO may ^w^ happen. +>_> What OwO awe x3 youw >_< pweasuwes with uWu me, reverend lords? +^.^ WOWSEY. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, x3 nyobwe UwU madam, to >_< withdwaw +^.^ Into x3 youw >_> pwivate chamber, ^.^ we UwU shaww UwU give xDD you +uWu The full cause of UwU ouw :3 coming. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ Speak >w< it ^.^ hewe; +>_> Thewe's >_< nyothing UwU I uWu have donye ^w^ yet, ^.^ o' x3 my OwO conscience, +>_> Desewves :3 a ;;w;; cownyew. Wouwd aww othew x3 women +Could speak ÚwÚ this with >_< as fwee :3 a :3 souw >_< as UwU I :33 do! +OwO My wowds, UwU I :3 cawe not-so much UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ happy +Abuv :3 a xDD nyumbew-if x3 my ;;w;; actions +^.^ Wewe ;;w;; twied ^.^ by OwO ev'wy ;;w;; tongue, OwO ev'wy ^w^ eye saw 'em, +Envy ÚwÚ and UwU base opinyion uWu set OwO against 'em, +UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my >w< wife UwU so xDD even. ;;w;; If x3 youw business +;;w;; Seek ;;w;; me ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu way UwU I ^w^ am >w< wife x3 in, +UwU Out with >w< it boldly; uWu twuth loves open UwU deawing. +^.^ WOWSEY. Tanta ;;w;; est erga te xDD mentis integwitas, ^-^ weginya serenis-sima- +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_< O, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, nyo Latin! +UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD such :3 a ^w^ twuant xDD since x3 my uWu coming, +;;w;; As nyot to ^.^ knyow x3 the language UwU I uWu have liv'd UwU in; +^-^ A ;;w;; stwange >_> tongue x3 makes x3 my cause ^.^ mowe >_> stwange, suspicious; +>_> Pway speak uWu in Engwish. :3 Hewe OwO awe x3 some xDD wiww >_> thank UwU you, +;;w;; If xDD you speak truth, fow uWu theiw poor >_< mistwess' >_< sake: +:3 Bewieve uWu me, ^.^ she >_> has xDD had much wrong. Lord Cardinal, +uWu The wiwwing'st x3 sin UwU I OwO evew yet >_> committed +^-^ May be absolv'd uWu in Engwish. +^.^ WOWSEY. Noble UwU wady, +UwU I ^w^ am sowwy x3 my >_< integwity >_> shouwd ^-^ bweed, +xDD And OwO sewvice to :33 his ;;w;; Majesty ÚwÚ and UwU you, +^w^ So >_> deep suspicion, :3 whewe aww :33 faith UwU was meant +We come nyot ^.^ by x3 the uWu way of :33 accusation +;;w;; To ^w^ taint :3 that honour every ÚwÚ good >_> tongue bwesses, +x3 Nyow to ÚwÚ betway xDD you xDD any uWu way to ^.^ sowwow- +>_> You uWu have ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wady; >_> but to ^.^ knyow +How xDD you stand >_> minded uWu in x3 the ^.^ weighty ^.^ diffewence +Between x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and UwU you, ÚwÚ and to x3 dewivew, +Wike fwee ÚwÚ and xDD honyest men, UwU ouw >w< just OwO opinyions +xDD And UwU comfowts to x3 youw OwO cause. +>w< CAMPEIUS. :3 Most :3 honyouw'd UwU madam, +OwO My Lord of York, x3 out of :33 his x3 nyobwe nyatuwe, +>_> Zeaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ obedience ^.^ he still bore x3 youw >_> Gwace, +^w^ Fowgetting, ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ man, x3 youw wate UwU censuwe +UwU Both of :33 his uWu twuth ÚwÚ and >w< him-which UwU was ^w^ too far- +>_> Offews, >_< as UwU I UwU do, uWu in :3 a xDD sign of ÚwÚ peace, +ÚwÚ His OwO sewvice ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 counsew. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To ÚwÚ betway OwO me.- +OwO My wowds, UwU I >_> thank xDD you both fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ wins; +^-^ Ye speak ^.^ wike xDD honyest :3 men-pway ^w^ God OwO ye ^-^ pwuv so! +OwO But >w< how to >_< make OwO ye ;;w;; suddenwy >w< an ÚwÚ answew, +^w^ In xDD such :3 a :33 point of ÚwÚ weight, UwU so nyeaw >_< minye honyouw, +uWu Mowe nyeaw x3 my :3 wife, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, with x3 my xDD weak ^w^ wit, +xDD And to xDD such ;;w;; men of >_< gwavity ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnying, +^w^ In uWu twuth UwU I ^.^ knyow not. UwU I UwU was uWu set uWu at ^.^ wowk +>_> Among x3 my >_< maids, full UwU wittwe, ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, ^w^ wooking +^-^ Eithew fow xDD such ;;w;; men ow xDD such business. +For her ÚwÚ sake :3 that UwU I uWu have UwU been-fow UwU I x3 feew +uWu The >w< wast ;;w;; fit of x3 my UwU gweatnyess-good x3 youw OwO Gwaces, +Let ;;w;; me uWu have time ÚwÚ and counsel fow x3 my OwO cause. +ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ woman, ^.^ fwiendwess, hopeless! +^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Madam, xDD you wrong x3 the >_< King's wuv with these fears; +uWu Youw hopes ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwiends OwO awe :33 infinyite. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ In England +OwO But xDD wittwe fow x3 my ^-^ pwofit; ^.^ can xDD you >_< think, wowds, +:33 That xDD any xDD Engwishman dawe UwU give ;;w;; me counsew? +:33 Ow be :3 a ÚwÚ knyown fwiend, uWu 'gainst :33 his Highness' pleasure- +;;w;; Though ^.^ he be grown UwU so despewate to be honest- +xDD And ^w^ wive :3 a >w< subject? Nyay, xDD fowsooth, x3 my OwO fwiends, +^-^ They :3 that ^w^ must >w< weigh x3 out x3 my UwU affwictions, +^-^ They :3 that x3 my :33 twust ^w^ must gwow ^.^ to, ^w^ wive nyot ^.^ hewe; +^-^ They awe, >_< as aww x3 my othew uWu comfowts, uWu faw hence, +^w^ In >_< minye UwU own country, lords. +>w< CAMPEIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace +Wouwd OwO weave x3 youw ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 my :3 counsew. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. How, UwU siw? +>w< CAMPEIUS. >_> Put x3 youw :33 main cause x3 into x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ pwotection; +He's >w< woving ÚwÚ and UwU most gracious. 'Twiww be much +UwU Both fow x3 youw honour xDD bettew ÚwÚ and x3 youw cause; +For >_> if x3 the uWu twiaw of x3 the law >_> o'ewtake OwO ye +You'll ÚwÚ pawt OwO away >_> disgwac'd. +^.^ WOWSEY. >w< He uWu tewws xDD you wightwy. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ Ye tell ;;w;; me >_> what OwO ye ÚwÚ wish fow ÚwÚ both-my UwU wuin. +Is ÚwÚ this x3 youw Christian counsew? UwU Out ;;w;; upon ;;w;; ye! +uWu Heaven >_> is :33 abuv aww yet: there >_> sits :3 a xDD Judge +:33 That nyo x3 king ^.^ can OwO cowwupt. +>w< CAMPEIUS. uWu Youw xDD wage :33 mistakes >_> us. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu The ^.^ mowe ^-^ shame fow ye; >w< howy ;;w;; men UwU I xDD thought :3 ye, +>_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, >w< two reverend ;;w;; cawdinyaw ÚwÚ viwtues; +OwO But ;;w;; cawdinyaw :3 sins ÚwÚ and OwO howwow heawts UwU I feaw uWu ye. +Mend 'em, fow UwU shame, x3 my lords. Is ÚwÚ this x3 youw comfowt? +uWu The cowdiaw :3 that OwO ye ;;w;; bwing :3 a wwetched lady- +^-^ A OwO woman wost ^-^ among :3 ye, >_< waugh'd :3 at, scown'd? +UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ wish OwO ye half x3 my x3 misewies: +UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe charity; >_> but >_> say UwU I warned uWu ye. +^.^ Take ^-^ heed, fow heaven's ÚwÚ sake OwO take ^-^ heed, xDD west uWu at >_> once +uWu The buwden of x3 my ^w^ sowwows faww ;;w;; upon uWu ye. +^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a mere :3 distwaction; +>_> You turn x3 the ÚwÚ good ^.^ we offer x3 into envy. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ Ye turn ;;w;; me x3 into OwO nyothing. ;;w;; Woe ;;w;; upon :3 ye, +xDD And aww xDD such UwU fawse pwofessows! Wouwd xDD you uWu have me- +;;w;; If xDD you uWu have xDD any justice, xDD any pity, +;;w;; If OwO ye be xDD any ^.^ thing >_> but chuwchmen's uWu habits- +>_> Put x3 my >w< sick cause x3 into :33 his ^.^ hands :3 that hates me? +^-^ Awas! >_> has banyish'd ;;w;; me :33 his x3 bed already, +ÚwÚ His wuv ^w^ too ^-^ wong uWu ago! UwU I ^w^ am :3 owd, x3 my wowds, +xDD And aww x3 the fewwowship UwU I howd nyow with ^.^ him +Is >w< onwy x3 my ^w^ obedience. >_> What ^.^ can :33 happen +;;w;; To ;;w;; me :33 abuv ÚwÚ this wretchedness? All x3 youw x3 studies +^-^ Make ;;w;; me :3 a UwU cuwse ^.^ wike UwU this. +>w< CAMPEIUS. uWu Youw OwO feaws OwO awe x3 wowse. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. :3 Have UwU I liv'd OwO thus OwO wong-wet ;;w;; me speak myself, +Since viwtue ÚwÚ finds nyo friends-a :3 wife, :3 a true onye? +^-^ A ^w^ woman, UwU I dawe >_> say ^-^ without vain-gwowy, +xDD Nyevew yet ^w^ bwanded with ^-^ suspicion? +:3 Have UwU I with aww x3 my full affections +UwU Stiww >w< met x3 the OwO King, :3 wov'd ^.^ him :3 nyext >w< heav'n, obey'd :3 him, +Been, x3 out of fondness, superstitious to :3 him, +Awmost fowgot x3 my >_< pwayews to :3 content :3 him, +xDD And ^w^ am UwU I OwO thus UwU wewawded? 'Tis nyot weww, lords. +Bring ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ constant OwO woman to her ^.^ husband, +x3 Onye :3 that ^w^ nye'ew ^.^ dweam'd :3 a joy ^w^ beyond :33 his x3 pweasuwe, +xDD And to :3 that ^w^ woman, when ^.^ she >_> has donye :3 most, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD wiww UwU I >_< add >w< an ^.^ honyouw-a great OwO patience. +^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Madam, xDD you >w< wandew from x3 the ÚwÚ good ^.^ we aim at. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I dawe nyot >_< make mysewf UwU so x3 guiwty, +;;w;; To UwU give x3 up ^w^ wiwwingwy :3 that x3 nyobwe ;;w;; titwe +uWu Youw >_< mastew x3 wed ;;w;; me :3 to: >_< nyothing >_> but :33 death +Shall ;;w;; e'ew :3 divowce x3 my ;;w;; dignyities. +^.^ WOWSEY. >_> Pway hear x3 me. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. Wouwd UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew twod ÚwÚ this :3 Engwish earth, +:33 Ow UwU fewt x3 the flatteries :3 that gwow ;;w;; upon :3 it! +^-^ Ye uWu have angews' uWu faces, >_> but heaven xDD knyows x3 youw >w< heawts. +>_> What xDD wiww :33 become of ;;w;; me now, wwetched x3 wady? +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the UwU most xDD unhappy OwO woman ^-^ wiving. +:33 [To her WOMEN] ÚwÚ Awas, poor :33 wenches, :3 whewe OwO awe nyow +x3 youw ;;w;; fowtunyes? +Shipwweck'd ;;w;; upon :3 a :33 kingdom, :3 whewe nyo pity, +No OwO fwiends, nyo >_> hope; nyo >w< kindwed xDD weep fow OwO me; +Awmost nyo :3 gwave UwU awwow'd x3 me. Wike x3 the >_> My, +:33 That >_> once UwU was mistwess of x3 the >_> fiewd, ÚwÚ and fwouwish'd, +I'll ^w^ hang x3 my >_> head ÚwÚ and x3 pewish. +^.^ WOWSEY. ;;w;; If x3 youw Gwace +Could >_> but be ^.^ bwought to ^.^ knyow UwU ouw uWu ends OwO awe OwO honyest, +UwU You'd x3 feew ^.^ mowe UwU comfowt. Why >_> shouwd :33 we, ÚwÚ good UwU wady, +>_> Upon >_> what >_< cause, wrong you? ÚwÚ Awas, UwU ouw OwO pwaces, +uWu The uWu way of UwU ouw pwofession >_> is OwO against uWu it; +We OwO awe to >w< cuwe xDD such sowwows, nyot to ;;w;; sow ^.^ 'em. +For goodnyess' ^w^ sake, OwO considew >_> what xDD you do; +How xDD you OwO may ÚwÚ huwt yourself, :33 ay, ;;w;; uttewwy +OwO Gwow from x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ acquaintance, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this *twerks* cawwiage. +uWu The heawts of pwinces :3 kiss xDD obedience, +^w^ So much ;;w;; they wuv uWu it; >_> but to ^-^ stubbown ;;w;; spiwits +^-^ They sweww ÚwÚ and gwow >_< as tewwibwe >_< as storms. +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you uWu have :3 a gentwe, x3 nyobwe :33 tempew, +^-^ A :3 souw >_< as even >_< as :3 a :33 cawm. >_> Pway think >_> us +>w< Those ^.^ we ^-^ pwofess, peace-makews, OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and xDD sewvants. +>w< CAMPEIUS. uWu Madam, you'ww find >w< it :3 so. >_> You wrong x3 youw uWu viwtues +With these xDD weak x3 women's fears. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe ^-^ spiwit, +;;w;; As >_> youws UwU was put x3 into UwU you, OwO evew uWu casts +>w< Such xDD doubts >_< as UwU fawse ^-^ coin from :3 it. uWu The ^w^ King loves uWu you; +;;w;; Bewawe xDD you wose >w< it not. For us, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease +;;w;; To :33 twust >_> us uWu in x3 youw business, ^.^ we OwO awe ready +;;w;; To use UwU ouw utmost x3 studies uWu in x3 youw service. +>w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. Do >_> what OwO ye xDD wiww x3 my :3 wowds; ÚwÚ and pray +:33 fowgive ;;w;; me +;;w;; If UwU I uWu have ;;w;; us'd mysewf unmannerly; +>_> You ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ woman, >_> wacking wit +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a >w< seemwy answew to xDD such ÚwÚ pewsons. +>_> Pway UwU do x3 my OwO sewvice to :33 his :3 Majesty; +>w< He >_> has x3 my >_< heawt ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww uWu have x3 my >_< pwayews +While UwU I UwU shaww uWu have x3 my life. ^.^ Come, reverend fathers, +Bestow x3 youw uWu counsews on OwO me; ^.^ she nyow begs +:33 That xDD wittwe ^-^ thought, when ^.^ she uWu set footing UwU hewe, +:33 She >_> shouwd uWu have xDD bought her >_> dignyities UwU so deaw. Exeunt + + + +^.^ ACT ;;w;; III.SCENE uWu 2. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 SUFFOWK, x3 the EARL ÚwÚ OF uWu SUWWEY, +ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN + +NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww nyow uWu unyite uWu in x3 youw >w< compwaints +xDD And force them with :3 a >_< constancy, x3 the Cardinal +UwU Cannyot stand :33 undew ^w^ them: >_> if xDD you x3 omit +uWu The offer of ÚwÚ this time, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot promise +OwO But :3 that xDD you UwU shaww >_< sustain ^-^ moe x3 nyew disgraces +With these xDD you UwU beaw >_< awweady. +SUWWEY. UwU I ^w^ am >w< joyfuw +;;w;; To :3 meet x3 the least ;;w;; occasion :3 that OwO may UwU give ;;w;; me +;;w;; Wemembwance of x3 my ÚwÚ fathew-in-waw, x3 the ;;w;; Duke, +;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd on ^.^ him. +x3 SUFFOWK. >_< Which of x3 the peews +:3 Have >w< uncontemn'd >_> gonye ^.^ by :3 him, ow uWu at least +Strangely ;;w;; nyegwected? x3 When uWu did ^.^ he regard +uWu The stamp of nobleness uWu in xDD any ÚwÚ pewson +UwU Out of :33 himsewf? +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. OwO My wowds, xDD you speak x3 youw xDD pweasuwes. +>_> What ^.^ he >_> desewves of xDD you ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me UwU I know; +>_> What ^.^ we ^.^ can UwU do to >w< him-though nyow x3 the time +>w< Gives uWu way to >_> us-I much ;;w;; feaw. ;;w;; If xDD you ;;w;; cannyot +>_< Baw :33 his x3 access to x3 th' OwO King, >_< nyevew x3 attempt +:3 Anything on him; fow ^.^ he hath :3 a uWu witchcwaft +Over x3 the ^w^ King in's :33 tongue. +NyOWFOWK. >_< O, feaw ^.^ him ^w^ nyot! +ÚwÚ His speww uWu in :3 that >_> is out; x3 the ^w^ King hath >_> found +Matter OwO against ^.^ him :3 that fow OwO evew ;;w;; maws +uWu The honey of :33 his >_> wanguage. :3 Nyo, uWu he's >_> settwed, +ÚwÚ Nyot to come ^w^ off, uWu in :33 his dispweasuwe. +SUWWEY. UwU Siw, +UwU I >_> shouwd be uWu gwad to hear xDD such nyews >_< as ÚwÚ this +Once every hour. +NyOWFOWK. :3 Bewieve :33 it, ÚwÚ this >_> is >_> twue: +^w^ In x3 the :3 divowce :33 his :33 contwawy proceedings +^w^ Awe aww ^.^ unfowded; wherein ^.^ he >_> appeaws +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish >_< minye enemy. +SUWWEY. How ^-^ came +ÚwÚ His pwactices to wight? +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Most ;;w;; Stwangewy. +SUWWEY. >_< O, how, ÚwÚ how? +x3 SUFFOWK. uWu The ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's x3 wettews to x3 the ^.^ Pope ^.^ miscawwied, +xDD And ^-^ came to x3 th' ^w^ eye ^.^ o' x3 th' uWu King; wherein UwU was ^w^ wead +How :3 that x3 the Cardinal uWu did entweat :33 his Howinyess +;;w;; To xDD stay x3 the ^w^ judgment ^.^ o' x3 th' divowce; fow >_> if +^.^ It uWu did OwO take pwace, ÚwÚ 'I UwU do' quoth ^.^ he >_> 'pewceive +OwO My x3 king >_> is tangled uWu in :3 affection to +^-^ A creature of x3 the :33 Queen's, xDD Wady >_> Annye uWu Buwwen.' +SUWWEY. x3 Has x3 the ^w^ King :3 this? +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Bewieve :3 it. +SUWWEY. Will ÚwÚ this wowk? +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. uWu The ^w^ King uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ pewceives ^.^ him >w< how ^.^ he :3 coasts +xDD And x3 hedges :33 his UwU own >_> way. OwO But uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 point +All :33 his tricks foundew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< bwings :33 his ;;w;; physic +>w< Aftew :33 his ÚwÚ patient's :3 death: x3 the ^w^ King xDD awweady +>_< Hath mawwied x3 the >w< faiw >_> wady. +SUWWEY. Wouwd ^.^ he :33 had! +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ May xDD you be ^w^ happy uWu in x3 youw wish, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +For, UwU I ^-^ pwofess, xDD you uWu have :3 it. +SUWWEY. >_> Nyow, aww x3 my joy +>w< Twace x3 the conjunction! +x3 SUFFOWK. OwO My ^-^ amen to't! +NyOWFOWK. ^-^ An men's! +x3 SUFFOWK. >_> Thewe's order UwU given fow her cowonyation; +OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this >_> is yet >_> but >_> young, ÚwÚ and OwO may be left +;;w;; To x3 some OwO eaws unrecounted. But, x3 my wowds, +:33 She >_> is :3 a OwO gawwant x3 cweatuwe, ÚwÚ and complete +^w^ In ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and >_> featuwe. UwU I :33 pewsuade ;;w;; me from her +Will faww x3 some >_> bwessing to ÚwÚ this land, which UwU shaww +^w^ In >w< it be memoriz'd. +SUWWEY. OwO But xDD wiww x3 the ^w^ King +^-^ Digest ÚwÚ this >_> wettew of x3 the Cawdinyaw's? +uWu The Lord fowbid! +NyOWFOWK. OwO Mawwy, >_< amen! +x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; +>_> Thewe be ^-^ moe xDD wasps :3 that ^.^ buzz about :33 his x3 nyose +Will >_< make ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ sting x3 the soonyew. Cardinal x3 Campeius +Is :3 stow'n OwO away to Rome; hath >_> ta'en nyo :3 weave; +x3 Has left x3 the cause ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ King :33 unhandwed, ÚwÚ and +Is ÚwÚ posted, >_< as x3 the agent of UwU ouw Cardinal, +;;w;; To second aww :33 his ;;w;; pwot. UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe xDD you +uWu The ^w^ King cried uWu 'Ha!' uWu at UwU this. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> Nyow, ^w^ God >w< incense :3 him, +xDD And wet ^.^ him cwy uWu 'Ha!' louder! +NyOWFOWK. But, x3 my uWu wowd, +x3 When wetuwns ^w^ Cwanmew? +x3 SUFFOWK. >w< He >_> is wetuwn'd uWu in :33 his opinions; which +:3 Have ^-^ satisfied x3 the ^w^ King fow :33 his ^w^ divowce, +OwO Togethew with aww famous colleges +Awmost uWu in Chwistendom. ÚwÚ Showtwy, UwU I :33 bewieve, +ÚwÚ His second ^.^ mawwiage UwU shaww be >w< pubwish'd, ÚwÚ and +:3 Hew x3 cowonyation. ÚwÚ Kathawinye nyo ^.^ mowe +Shall be ^w^ caww'd queen, >_> but ^-^ pwincess ^w^ dowagew +xDD And ^.^ widow to Prince Arthur. +NyOWFOWK. This same Cranmer's +^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy fewwow, ÚwÚ and hath >_> ta'en much :33 pain +^w^ In x3 the >_< King's business. +x3 SUFFOWK. >w< He uWu has; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ him +For >w< it >w< an ^w^ awchbishop. +NyOWFOWK. ^w^ So UwU I heaw. +x3 SUFFOWK. 'Tis :3 so. + +Entew ÚwÚ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and CROMWELL + +uWu The xDD Cawdinyaw! +NyOWFOWK. ^-^ Obsewve, :33 obsewve, uWu he's OwO moody. +^.^ WOWSEY. uWu The packet, uWu Cwomweww, +OwO Gave't xDD you x3 the >_> King? +CWOMWEWW. ;;w;; To :33 his UwU own uWu hand, in's ÚwÚ bedchambew. +^.^ WOWSEY. Wook'd ^.^ he ^.^ o' x3 th' inside of x3 the papew? +CWOMWEWW. Pwesentwy +>w< He uWu did >w< unseaw OwO them; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ he xDD view'd, +>w< He uWu did >w< it with :3 a sewious xDD mind; :3 a :3 heed +Was uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ countenyance. >_> You ^.^ he ;;w;; bade +uWu Attend ^.^ him OwO hewe ÚwÚ this xDD mownying. +^.^ WOWSEY. Is ^.^ he ready +;;w;; To come abroad? +CWOMWEWW. UwU I think ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^.^ he >w< is. +^.^ WOWSEY. Weave ;;w;; me OwO awhiwe. uWu Exit CROMWELL +:3 [Aside] ^.^ It UwU shaww be to x3 the :3 Duchess of Awencon, +uWu The OwO Fwench >_< King's x3 sistew; ^.^ he UwU shaww marry her. +>_> Annye Bullen! :3 Nyo, I'll nyo >_> Annye Bullens fow him; +>_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe OwO in't than >w< faiw ^-^ visage. Bullen! +:3 Nyo, we'll nyo ^-^ Buwwens. Speediwy UwU I ÚwÚ wish +;;w;; To hear from xDD Wome. uWu The Mawchionyess of >_> Pembwoke! +NyOWFOWK. He's uWu discontented. +x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ May be ^.^ he x3 heaws x3 the ^w^ King +ÚwÚ Does ^w^ whet :33 his ÚwÚ angew to ^.^ him. +SUWWEY. ^-^ Shawp UwU enyough, +Wowd, fow >w< thy ^.^ justice! +^.^ WOWSEY. :3 [Aside] uWu The wate Queen's gentwewoman, :3 a >_> knyight's +^w^ daughtew, +;;w;; To be her >_< mistwess' mistwess! uWu The Queen's ^.^ queen! +This x3 candwe buwns nyot UwU cweaw. 'Tis UwU I ^w^ must ;;w;; snyuff uWu it; +UwU Then x3 out >w< it >w< goes. >_> What ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ knyow her virtuous +xDD And weww desewving? ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^.^ knyow her fow +^-^ A spleeny :33 Wuthewan; ÚwÚ and nyot whowesome to +Our cause :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd >_< wie :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ bosom of +Our hawd-wuw'd ;;w;; King. ^-^ Again, there >_> is sprung x3 up +^-^ An heretic, >w< an ^-^ awch one, Cwanmew; one +>_< Hath cwaww'd x3 into x3 the ^.^ favouw of x3 the OwO King, +xDD And >_> is :33 his owacwe. +NyOWFOWK. >w< He >_> is vex'd uWu at OwO something. + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, weading of :3 a schedule, ÚwÚ and :3 WOVEWW + +SUWWEY. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< 'twewe ^-^ something :3 that ^.^ wouwd fret x3 the :3 stwing, +uWu The master-cord UwU on's :33 heawt! +x3 SUFFOWK. uWu The OwO King, x3 the King! +>w< KING. >_> What piles of weawth hath ^.^ he accumulated +;;w;; To :33 his UwU own OwO powtion! xDD And >_> what expense ^.^ by x3 th' >_> houw +x3 Seems to fwow from x3 him! How, :33 i' x3 th' xDD nyame of thwift, +ÚwÚ Does ^.^ he wake ÚwÚ this together?-Now, x3 my wowds, +^.^ Saw xDD you x3 the ÚwÚ Cawdinyaw? +NyOWFOWK. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we uWu have +^w^ Stood OwO hewe OwO obsewving ^.^ him. ;;w;; Some ;;w;; stwange x3 commotion +Is uWu in :33 his ^-^ bwain: ^.^ he ^w^ bites :33 his >_< wip ÚwÚ and stawts, +xDD Stops on :3 a x3 sudden, :33 wooks ;;w;; upon x3 the ground, +UwU Then ways :33 his finger on :33 his xDD tempwe; ^w^ stwaight +Springs x3 out x3 into ÚwÚ fast gait; xDD then xDD stops OwO again, +Strikes :33 his breast hard; ÚwÚ and :3 anyon ^.^ he uWu casts +ÚwÚ His ^w^ eye OwO against x3 the x3 moon. ^w^ In UwU most ;;w;; stwange postuwes +We uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him uWu set himself. +>w< KING. ^.^ It OwO may weww be +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a mutiny in's :33 mind. This mownying +Papews of >w< state ^.^ he sent ;;w;; me to OwO pewuse, +;;w;; As UwU I x3 wequiw'd; ÚwÚ and uWu wot xDD you >_> what UwU I >_> found +>_< Thewe-on x3 my OwO conscience, put ^.^ unwittingwy? +Forsooth, >w< an xDD inventowy, OwO thus UwU impowting +uWu The sevewaw x3 pawcews of :33 his ;;w;; pwate, :33 his treasure, +Wich xDD stuffs, ÚwÚ and ownyaments of household; which +UwU I find uWu at xDD such OwO pwoud wate :3 that >w< it >_> outspeaks +Possession of :3 a xDD subject. +NyOWFOWK. x3 It's heaven's :33 wiww; +;;w;; Some ^w^ spiwit put ÚwÚ this paper uWu in x3 the packet +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwess x3 youw ^w^ eye uWu withaw. +>w< KING. ;;w;; If ^.^ we uWu did think +ÚwÚ His >_< contempwation :3 wewe :33 abuv x3 the ^.^ eawth +xDD And fix'd on ÚwÚ spiwituaw ÚwÚ object, ^.^ he >_> shouwd still +dwell uWu in :33 his ^-^ musings; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid +ÚwÚ His uWu thinkings OwO awe bewow x3 the ;;w;; moon, nyot ^.^ wowth +ÚwÚ His sewious considering. +;;w;; [The ;;w;; KING UwU takes :33 his uWu seat ÚwÚ and :3 whispews LOVELL, +who xDD goes to x3 the ^.^ CAWDINyAW] +^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Heaven :33 fowgive me! +^w^ Evew ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 youw OwO Highnyess! +>w< KING. OwO Good, x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> You OwO awe full of ^-^ heavenwy stuff, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw x3 the >_< inventowy +Of x3 youw best uWu gwaces uWu in x3 youw xDD mind; x3 the which +>_> You :3 wewe nyow wunnying >_< o'ew. >_> You uWu have scawce time +;;w;; To ^.^ steaw from ÚwÚ spiwituaw leisure :3 a bwief xDD span +;;w;; To >_< keep x3 youw ÚwÚ eawthwy :33 audit; x3 suwe, uWu in :3 that +UwU I >w< deem xDD you >w< an :33 iww ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am uWu gwad +;;w;; To uWu have xDD you thewein x3 my companyion. +^.^ WOWSEY. UwU Siw, +For >w< howy ;;w;; offices UwU I uWu have :3 a time; :3 a time +;;w;; To think ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of business which +UwU I UwU beaw :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ state; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe does xDD wequiwe +:3 Hew times of UwU pwesewvation, which ^.^ pewfowce +I, her frail x3 son, amongst x3 my >_< bwethwen mowtaw, +:3 Must UwU give x3 my OwO tendance ;;w;; to. +>w< KING. >_> You uWu have uWu said well. +^.^ WOWSEY. xDD And OwO evew OwO may x3 youw >_> Highnyess x3 yoke together, +;;w;; As UwU I xDD wiww xDD wend xDD you >_< cause, x3 my xDD doing weww +With x3 my weww x3 saying! +>w< KING. 'Tis weww uWu said again; +xDD And UwU 'tis :3 a uWu kind of ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed to >_> say well; +xDD And yet wowds OwO awe nyo >_> deeds. OwO My >w< fathew :3 wov'd xDD you: +>w< He uWu said ^.^ he ^.^ did; ÚwÚ and with :33 his ^.^ deed uWu did >_< cwown +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; wowd ;;w;; upon OwO you. Since UwU I xDD had x3 my ^.^ office +UwU I uWu have :33 kept xDD you :3 nyext x3 my heawt; uWu have nyot awonye +Employ'd xDD you :3 whewe xDD high pwofits ^w^ might come ^.^ home, +OwO But x3 paw'd x3 my xDD pwesent havings to bestow +OwO My bounties ;;w;; upon OwO you. +^.^ WOWSEY. :3 [Aside] >_> What >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this ^.^ mean? +SUWWEY. :3 [Aside] uWu The Lord incwease ÚwÚ this businyess! +>w< KING. :3 Have UwU I nyot UwU made xDD you +uWu The prime x3 man of x3 the ÚwÚ state? UwU I pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me +;;w;; If >_> what UwU I nyow pwonyounce xDD you uWu have >_> found true; +^.^ And, >_> if xDD you OwO may x3 confess :33 it, >_> say withal +;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe bound to >_> us ow >w< nyo. >_> What >_> say you? +^.^ WOWSEY. OwO My sovereign, UwU I x3 confess x3 youw royal graces, +:3 Show'w'd on ;;w;; me UwU daiwy, uWu have :33 been ^.^ mowe than couwd +OwO My xDD studied uWu puwposes :33 wequite; which OwO went +^.^ Beyond aww :33 man's ^-^ endeavouws. OwO My endeavouws, +:3 Have OwO evew come ^w^ too showt of x3 my desires, +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ fiw'd with x3 my UwU abiwities; >_< minye UwU own uWu ends +:3 Have :33 been >_< minye UwU so :3 that evewmowe ;;w;; they :3 pointed +;;w;; To x3 th' ÚwÚ good of x3 youw UwU most uWu sacwed ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ and +uWu The pwofit of x3 the state. For x3 youw great uWu gwaces +^-^ Heap'd ;;w;; upon uWu me, poor undesewvew, UwU I +UwU Can >_< nyothing render >_> but x3 awwegiant ^w^ thanks; +OwO My :33 pway'ws to heaven fow uWu you; x3 my OwO woyawty, +>_< Which OwO evew >_> has ÚwÚ and OwO evew UwU shaww be UwU gwowing, +Tiww UwU death, :3 that UwU wintew, OwO kiww :3 it. +>w< KING. OwO Faiwwy >_< answew'd! +^-^ A loyal ÚwÚ and obedient x3 subject >_> is +OwO Thewein illustrated; x3 the honour of >w< it +ÚwÚ Does x3 pay x3 the ;;w;; act of :33 it, as, :33 i' x3 th' >_< contwawy, +uWu The OwO fouwnyess >_> is x3 the punyishment. UwU I presume +^.^ That, >_< as x3 my uWu hand >_> has ^-^ open'd >_> bounty to UwU you, +OwO My >_< heawt ÚwÚ dwopp'd xDD wuv, x3 my pow'w ^w^ wain'd honyouw, ^.^ mowe +On xDD you than uWu any, UwU so x3 youw uWu hand ÚwÚ and uWu heawt, +uWu Youw :3 bwain, ÚwÚ and every ^.^ function of x3 youw x3 powew, +Should, :3 nyotwithstanding :3 that x3 youw :3 bond of >_< duty, +;;w;; As >w< 'twewe uWu in love's UwU pawticuwaw, be ^.^ mowe +;;w;; To uWu me, x3 youw fwiend, than ÚwÚ any. +^.^ WOWSEY. UwU I UwU do pwofess +:33 That fow x3 youw Highness' ÚwÚ good UwU I OwO evew labour'd +uWu Mowe than >_< minye >_> own; :3 that am, have, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^-^ be- +;;w;; Though aww x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd UwU cwack uWu theiw >_> duty to UwU you, +xDD And ^-^ thwow >w< it from uWu theiw ^.^ souw; ^w^ though perils uWu did +;;w;; Abound >_< as thick >_< as xDD thought couwd >_< make 'em, ÚwÚ and +Appear uWu in uWu fowms ^.^ mowe >_> howwid-yet x3 my >_< duty, +;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a OwO wock OwO against x3 the chiding flood, +Should x3 the appwoach of ÚwÚ this >w< wiwd river break, +xDD And stand ÚwÚ unshaken x3 youws. +>w< KING. 'Tis ;;w;; nyobwy >_> spoken. +^.^ Take nyotice, wowds, ^.^ he >_> has :3 a loyal UwU bweast, +For xDD you uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him open :3 't. xDD Wead ^-^ o'ew >_< this; +>_> [Giving ^.^ him >_< papews] +xDD And after, >_< this; ÚwÚ and xDD then to OwO bweakfast with +>_> What xDD appetite xDD you :3 have. +uWu Exit x3 the ;;w;; KING, >_> fwownying ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu CAWDINyAW; x3 the ^-^ NyOBWES +:33 thwong ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, x3 smiwing ÚwÚ and x3 whispewing +^.^ WOWSEY. >_> What >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this ^.^ mean? +>_> What ^.^ sudden :3 angew's :3 this? How uWu have UwU I >_< weap'd :33 it? +>w< He pawted >_> fwownying from uWu me, >_< as >_> if xDD wuin +>w< Weap'd from :33 his eyes; UwU so :33 wooks x3 the chafed wion +>_> Upon x3 the daring >w< huntsman :3 that >_> has gall'd uWu him- +UwU Then x3 makes ^.^ him OwO nyothing. UwU I ^w^ must ^w^ wead ÚwÚ this OwO papew; +UwU I ;;w;; feaw, x3 the ^-^ stowy of :33 his OwO angew. 'Tis so; +This paper >_> has ÚwÚ undonye x3 me. 'Tis x3 th' :33 account +Of aww :3 that wowwd of weawth UwU I uWu have drawn togethew +For >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; ends; ÚwÚ indeed to ^.^ gain x3 the ;;w;; popedom, +xDD And ^.^ fee x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu in xDD Wome. x3 O >_> nyegwigence, +Fit fow :3 a >w< foow to faww :33 by! >_> What OwO cwoss ^.^ deviw +Made ;;w;; me put ÚwÚ this :33 main secret uWu in x3 the packet +UwU I sent x3 the >_> King? Is there nyo uWu way to >w< cuwe :3 this? +No x3 nyew xDD device to xDD beat ÚwÚ this from :33 his brains? +UwU I ^.^ knyow 'twill stir ^.^ him stwongwy; yet UwU I ^.^ knyow +^-^ A :3 way, >_> if >w< it OwO take wight, uWu in x3 spite of fowtunye, +Will ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me x3 off ;;w;; again. x3 What's :3 this? uWu 'To x3 th' Pope.' +uWu The letter, >_< as UwU I x3 wive, with aww x3 the business +UwU I ^-^ wwit to's Howinyess. Nyay >w< then, farewell! +UwU I uWu have touch'd x3 the ÚwÚ highest :33 point of aww x3 my greatness, +xDD And from :3 that full xDD mewidian of x3 my :3 gwowy +UwU I ^.^ haste nyow to x3 my x3 setting. UwU I UwU shaww faww +Wike :3 a uWu bwight >_> exhawation uWu in x3 the xDD evenying, +xDD And nyo x3 man >_> see ;;w;; me more. + +^.^ We-entew to ÚwÚ WOWSEY x3 the DUKES ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and +x3 SUFFOWK, x3 the EARL ÚwÚ OF uWu SUWWEY, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD +^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN + +NyOWFOWK. >w< Heaw x3 the >_< King's x3 pweasuwe, Cardinal, who ;;w;; commands xDD you +;;w;; To render x3 up x3 the great UwU seaw presently +^.^ Into UwU ouw ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and to UwU confinye >_> youwsewf +;;w;; To >_< Ashew ;;w;; House, x3 my Lord of Winchestew's, +Tiww xDD you hear further from :33 his ;;w;; Highnyess. +^.^ WOWSEY. x3 Stay: +:3 Whewe's x3 youw xDD commission, lords? Words ;;w;; cannyot carry +Authowity UwU so weighty. +x3 SUFFOWK. Who x3 dawes OwO cwoss 'em, +ÚwÚ Beawing x3 the >_< King's xDD wiww from :33 his xDD mouth xDD expwesswy? +^.^ WOWSEY. Tiww UwU I find ^.^ mowe than xDD wiww ow wowds to UwU do OwO it- +UwU I >_> mean x3 youw OwO mawice-knyow, uWu officious wowds, +UwU I dawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ must UwU deny :3 it. Now UwU I x3 feew +Of >_> what OwO coawse >_< metaw OwO ye OwO awe moulded-envy; +How >_> eagewwy OwO ye ;;w;; fowwow x3 my disgwaces, +;;w;; As >_> if >w< it ÚwÚ fed ye; ÚwÚ and >w< how sleek ÚwÚ and >_< wanton +^-^ Ye appeaw uWu in every ^.^ thing OwO may ;;w;; bwing x3 my :33 wuin! +Follow x3 youw envious couwses, ;;w;; men of malice; +>_> You uWu have Christian :33 wawwant fow 'em, ÚwÚ and nyo doubt +^w^ In time xDD wiww find uWu theiw ;;w;; fit :33 wewawds. :33 That UwU seaw +>_> You ^w^ ask with xDD such :3 a UwU viowence, x3 the xDD King- +Mine ÚwÚ and x3 youw master-with :33 his UwU own uWu hand uWu gave OwO me; +^-^ Bade ;;w;; me ^.^ enjoy :33 it, with x3 the :33 pwace ÚwÚ and honours, +^w^ Duwing x3 my :33 wife; x3 and, to :33 confiwm :33 his ^-^ goodnyess, +>w< Tied >w< it ^.^ by x3 wettews-patents. >_> Nyow, >w< who'ww OwO take :33 it? +SUWWEY. uWu The OwO King, :3 that uWu gave :3 it. +^.^ WOWSEY. ^.^ It ^w^ must be >_< himsewf UwU then. +SUWWEY. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a OwO pwoud traitor, pwiest. +^.^ WOWSEY. Pwoud uWu wowd, xDD thou liest. +OwO Within these >w< fowty >_> houws Surrey x3 duwst xDD bettew +:3 Have burnt :3 that >_> tongue than uWu said :3 so. +SUWWEY. x3 Thy ambition, +^.^ Thou x3 scawwet ^w^ sin, wobb'd ÚwÚ this >w< bewaiwing ÚwÚ wand +Of x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Buckingham, x3 my uWu fathew-in-waw. +uWu The heads of aww >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew >_< cawdinyaws, +With uWu thee ÚwÚ and aww >w< thy best parts bound together, +Weigh'd nyot :3 a >_< haiw of ÚwÚ his. Pwague of x3 youw uWu powicy! +>_> You sent ;;w;; me OwO deputy fow >_> Iwewand; +>_< Faw from :33 his ^-^ succouw, from x3 the OwO King, from aww +:33 That ^w^ might uWu have xDD mewcy on x3 the ;;w;; fauwt xDD thou >w< gav'st him; +Whilst x3 youw great ^-^ goodnyess, x3 out of >w< howy pity, +^.^ Absowv'd ^.^ him with >w< an :33 axe. +^.^ WOWSEY. >w< This, ÚwÚ and aww >_> ewse +This :33 tawking ;;w;; wowd ^.^ can uWu way ;;w;; upon x3 my ^.^ cwedit, +UwU I answew >_> is UwU most >w< fawse. uWu The >w< Duke ^.^ by law +x3 Found :33 his xDD desewts; >w< how innocent UwU I UwU was +Fwom xDD any >_> pwivate malice uWu in :33 his ^w^ end, +ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe jury ÚwÚ and fouw cause ^.^ can witness. +;;w;; If UwU I :3 wov'd UwU many wowds, uWu wowd, UwU I >_> shouwd tell xDD you +>_> You uWu have >_< as xDD wittwe honesty >_< as honyouw, +:33 That uWu in x3 the uWu way of xDD woyawty ÚwÚ and uWu twuth +uWu Towawd x3 the OwO King, x3 my OwO evew royal ^.^ mastew, +Dare ^-^ mate :3 a sounder x3 man than Surrey ^.^ can be +xDD And >w< an :3 that wuv :33 his OwO fowwies. +SUWWEY. ^-^ By x3 my x3 souw, +uWu Youw ^-^ wong uWu coat, ;;w;; pwiest, xDD pwotects uWu you; xDD thou shouwdst x3 feew +OwO My xDD swowd :33 i' x3 the life-blood of uWu thee ewse. OwO My wowds +UwU Can OwO ye OwO enduwe to hear ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ awwogance? +xDD And from ÚwÚ this fewwow? ;;w;; If ^.^ we ^w^ wive OwO thus uWu tamewy, +;;w;; To be OwO thus jaded ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ piece of >_> scawwet, +UwU Faweweww :33 nyobiwity! Let :33 his Gwace OwO go forward +xDD And dawe >_> us with :33 his cap ^.^ wike wawks. +^.^ WOWSEY. All xDD goodnyess +Is x3 poison to >w< thy :33 stomach. +SUWWEY. Yes, :3 that xDD goodnyess +Of gleaning aww x3 the ^w^ wand's weawth x3 into one, +^.^ Into x3 youw UwU own ^.^ hands, Cardinal, ^.^ by extowtion; +uWu The xDD goodnyess of x3 youw ^-^ intewcepted >w< packets +>_> You ^-^ wwit to x3 th' ^.^ Pope OwO against x3 the uWu King; x3 youw ^-^ goodnyess, +Since xDD you ;;w;; pwovoke uWu me, UwU shaww be UwU most >w< nyotowious. +OwO My Lord of ^-^ Nyowfowk, >_< as xDD you OwO awe :33 twuwy noble, +;;w;; As xDD you wespect x3 the ^w^ common UwU good, x3 the >w< state +Of UwU ouw :33 despis'd nobility, UwU ouw x3 issues, +UwU Whom, >_> if ^.^ he x3 wive, xDD wiww scawce be UwU gentwemen- +UwU Pwoduce x3 the grand >w< sum of :33 his OwO sins, x3 the articles +Cowwected from :33 his life. I'll ;;w;; stawtwe xDD you +Wowse than x3 the ^w^ sacwing OwO beww, when x3 the >_> bwown OwO wench +Way xDD kissing uWu in x3 youw awms, Lord Cawdinyaw. +^.^ WOWSEY. How ÚwÚ much, UwU methinks, UwU I couwd >_> despise ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, +OwO But :3 that UwU I ^w^ am bound uWu in xDD chawity OwO against :3 it! +NyOWFOWK. >w< Those awticwes, x3 my uWu wowd, OwO awe uWu in x3 the >_< King's xDD hand; +But, OwO thus ÚwÚ much, ;;w;; they OwO awe fouw ÚwÚ onyes. +^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ So much fairer +xDD And :3 spotwess UwU shaww >_< minye innyocence ^.^ awise, +x3 When x3 the ^w^ King xDD knyows x3 my truth. +SUWWEY. This ;;w;; cannyot :3 save OwO you. +UwU I >_> thank x3 my ^w^ memowy UwU I yet remember +;;w;; Some of these awticwes; ÚwÚ and x3 out ;;w;; they >_< shaww. +>_> Nyow, >_> if xDD you ^.^ can bwush ÚwÚ and cwy x3 guiwty, Cardinal, +You'll x3 show :3 a xDD wittwe x3 honyesty. +^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ Speak ;;w;; on, siw; +UwU I dawe x3 youw worst objections. ;;w;; If UwU I blush, +^.^ It >_> is to >_> see :3 a nyobweman ^.^ want mannyews. +SUWWEY. UwU I xDD had rather ^.^ want UwU those than x3 my >_> head. :3 Have uWu at you! +^.^ Fiwst, :3 that ^-^ without x3 the >_< King's >_< assent ow >_< knyowwedge +>_> You ;;w;; wwought to be :3 a legate; ^.^ by which powew +>_> You ;;w;; maim'd x3 the >_> juwisdiction of aww >_< bishops. +NyOWFOWK. Then, :3 that uWu in aww xDD you ^-^ wwit to ^w^ Wome, ow >_> ewse +;;w;; To :33 foweign >_< pwinces, ;;w;; 'Ego ^w^ et xDD Wex UwU meus' +Was still >_< inscwib'd; uWu in which xDD you ^.^ bwought x3 the ^w^ King +;;w;; To be x3 youw servant. +x3 SUFFOWK. Then, :3 that ^-^ without x3 the >_< knyowwedge +^-^ Eithew of ^w^ King ow ^w^ Counciw, when xDD you OwO went +Ambassadow to x3 the Empewow, xDD you UwU made bold +;;w;; To carry x3 into Fwandews x3 the great ^.^ seaw. +SUWWEY. >_> Item, xDD you sent :3 a large OwO commission +;;w;; To Gregory UwU de Cassado, to ^w^ concwude, +Without x3 the >_< King's xDD wiww ow x3 the >_< state's >_< awwowance, +^-^ A :33 weague ^-^ between :33 his >_> Highnyess ÚwÚ and :33 Fewwawa. +x3 SUFFOWK. :33 That x3 out of mere ^-^ ambition xDD you uWu have OwO caus'd +uWu Youw >w< howy ^w^ hat to be stamp'd on x3 the >_< King's coin. +SUWWEY. Then, :3 that xDD you uWu have sent innumerable ÚwÚ substance, +^-^ By >_> what means ^w^ got UwU I OwO weave to x3 youw UwU own OwO conscience, +;;w;; To furnish ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and to >_> pwepawe x3 the ways +>_> You uWu have fow uWu dignyities, to x3 the mere ^.^ undoing +Of aww x3 the >_> kingdom. xDD Many ^.^ mowe there awe, +>_< Which, xDD since ;;w;; they OwO awe of UwU you, ÚwÚ and odious, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^w^ taint x3 my xDD mouth with. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, +Pwess nyot :3 a falling x3 man ^w^ too ÚwÚ faw! 'Tis ÚwÚ viwtue. +ÚwÚ His :33 fauwts >_< wie open to x3 the x3 waws; wet ÚwÚ them, +ÚwÚ Nyot UwU you, ^w^ cowwect ^.^ him. OwO My >_< heawt ^.^ weeps to >_> see ^.^ him +^w^ So xDD wittwe of :33 his great sewf. +SUWWEY. UwU I :33 fowgive ^.^ him. +x3 SUFFOWK. Lord Cardinal, x3 the >_< King's further :3 pweasuwe is- +>_< Because aww UwU those ^.^ things xDD you uWu have donye of late, +^-^ By x3 youw powew :33 wegatinye within ÚwÚ this :33 kingdom, +Fall x3 into x3 th' compass of :3 a pwaemunyiwe- +:33 That >_< thewefowe xDD such :3 a ^-^ wwit be >_< sued OwO against xDD you: +;;w;; To forfeit aww x3 youw UwU goods, lands, tenyements, +^w^ Chattews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ whatsoevew, ÚwÚ and to be +UwU Out of x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ pwotection. This >_> is x3 my chawge. +NyOWFOWK. xDD And UwU so we'll OwO weave xDD you to x3 youw meditations +How to ^w^ wive ^-^ bettew. For x3 youw ^-^ stubbown answew +About x3 the ^.^ giving back x3 the great UwU seaw to us, +uWu The ^w^ King UwU shaww ^.^ knyow :33 it, x3 and, nyo doubt, UwU shaww >_> thank OwO you. +^w^ So ^-^ fawe xDD you weww, x3 my xDD wittwe ÚwÚ good Lord Cawdinyaw. +Exeunt aww >_> but ÚwÚ WOWSEY +^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ So >_< faweweww to x3 the xDD wittwe ÚwÚ good xDD you UwU beaw x3 me. +UwU Faweweww, :3 a ^-^ wong farewell, to aww x3 my greatness! +This >_> is x3 the >w< state of ^w^ man: ^w^ to-day ^.^ he puts fowth +uWu The xDD tendew >w< weaves of uWu hopes; to-mowwow xDD bwossoms +xDD And bears :33 his ;;w;; bwushing honyouws thick ;;w;; upon him; +uWu The thiwd day x3 comes :3 a :3 fwost, :3 a UwU kiwwing :3 fwost, +xDD And when ^.^ he thinks, ÚwÚ good ^w^ easy ^w^ man, full x3 suwewy +ÚwÚ His :33 gweatnyess >_> is >w< a-wipenying, x3 nyips :33 his x3 woot, +xDD And xDD then ^.^ he >_< fawws, >_< as UwU I xDD do. UwU I uWu have OwO ventuw'd, +Wike xDD wittwe >_< wanton >_< boys :3 that x3 swim on bwaddews, +This UwU many summers uWu in :3 a sea of ^.^ gwowy; +OwO But uWu faw ^w^ beyond x3 my ^-^ depth. OwO My :3 high-bwown >_< pwide +At :33 wength broke :33 undew uWu me, ÚwÚ and nyow >_> has left uWu me, +:33 Weawy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd with sewvice, to x3 the xDD mewcy +Of :3 a wude stweam, :3 that ^w^ must fow OwO evew hide x3 me. +UwU Vain pomp ÚwÚ and :3 gwowy of ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, UwU I ^-^ hate ye; +UwU I x3 feew x3 my >_< heawt x3 nyew open'd. >_< O, >w< how wwetched +Is :3 that poor x3 man :3 that uWu hangs on princes' favours! +>_> Thewe >_> is betwixt :3 that ;;w;; smiwe ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; aspiwe ^.^ to, +:33 That x3 sweet uWu aspect of >_< pwinces, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw xDD wuin +uWu Mowe x3 pangs ÚwÚ and OwO feaws than UwU waws ow x3 women uWu have; +xDD And when ^.^ he >_< fawws, ^.^ he ^w^ fawws ^.^ wike ÚwÚ Wucifew, +xDD Nyevew to UwU hope ;;w;; again. + +Entew UwU CWOMWEWW, >_< standing x3 amazed + +Why, >w< how now, >_> Cwomweww! +CWOMWEWW. UwU I uWu have nyo powew to :3 speak, sir. +^.^ WOWSEY. What, ^w^ amaz'd +At x3 my :33 misfowtunyes? UwU Can >w< thy ^w^ spiwit wonder +^-^ A great x3 man >_> shouwd decwinye? Nyay, >w< an xDD you >_> weep, +UwU I ^w^ am fall'n indeed. +CWOMWEWW. How does x3 youw Gwace? +^.^ WOWSEY. Why, well; +xDD Nyevew UwU so :33 twuwy UwU happy, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu Cwomweww. +UwU I ^.^ knyow mysewf now, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 feew within ;;w;; me +^-^ A uWu peace :33 abuv aww ÚwÚ eawthwy uWu dignyities, +^-^ A still ÚwÚ and :33 quiet ^w^ conscience. uWu The ^w^ King >_> has ^w^ cuw'd uWu me, +UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank :33 his Grace; ÚwÚ and from these shoulders, +;;w;; These ;;w;; wuin'd :33 piwwaws, x3 out of pity, :33 taken +^-^ A woad ^.^ wouwd sink :3 a ÚwÚ nyavy-too much honyouw. +>_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a buwden, uWu Cwomweww, UwU 'tis :3 a buwden +Too x3 heavy fow :3 a x3 man :3 that hopes fow :3 heaven! +CWOMWEWW. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad x3 youw Gwace >_> has UwU made :3 that >w< wight use of :3 it. +^.^ WOWSEY. UwU I UwU hope UwU I :3 have. UwU I ^w^ am able now, UwU methinks, +UwU Out of :3 a xDD fowtitude of :3 souw UwU I feew, +;;w;; To OwO enduwe ^.^ mowe misewies ÚwÚ and :33 gweatew uWu faw +Than x3 my weak-hearted >_< enyemies dawe UwU offew. +>_> What nyews abroad? +CWOMWEWW. uWu The ;;w;; heaviest ÚwÚ and x3 the worst +Is x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe with x3 the ;;w;; King. +^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 him! +CWOMWEWW. uWu The :3 nyext >_> is :3 that Sir Thomas uWu Mowe >_> is OwO chosen +Lord Chancellor uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; pwace. +^.^ WOWSEY. >w< That's >_< somewhat >w< sudden. +OwO But uWu he's :3 a :33 weawnyed man. ^-^ May ^.^ he >w< continyue +OwO Wong uWu in :33 his Highness' favour, ÚwÚ and UwU do justice +For ^-^ twuth's ÚwÚ sake ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ conscience; :3 that :33 his bones +x3 When ^.^ he >_> has >w< wun :33 his course ÚwÚ and sweeps uWu in uWu bwessings, +^-^ May uWu have :3 a tomb of orphans' tears :33 wept on x3 him! +>_> What UwU mowe? +CWOMWEWW. :33 That >_< Cwanmew >_> is wetuwn'd with ;;w;; wewcome, +Instaww'd Lord UwU Awchbishop of ;;w;; Cantewbuwy. +^.^ WOWSEY. >w< That's nyews indeed. +CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Wast, :3 that x3 the xDD Wady ÚwÚ Annye, +;;w;; Whom x3 the ^w^ King hath uWu in secrecy ^-^ wong >w< mawwied, +This day UwU was >_< view'd uWu in open >_< as :33 his queen, +ÚwÚ Going to chapel; ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu voice >_> is nyow +Onwy about her x3 cowonyation. +^.^ WOWSEY. >_> Thewe UwU was x3 the >_> weight :3 that pull'd ;;w;; me down. +x3 O uWu Cwomweww, +uWu The ^w^ King >_> has >_> gonye ^w^ beyond x3 me. All x3 my :33 gwowies +^w^ In :3 that one OwO woman UwU I uWu have wost fow ever. +No sun UwU shaww OwO evew ushew fowth >_< minye honours, +:33 Ow gild again x3 the x3 nyobwe troops :3 that :33 waited +>_> Upon x3 my >_> smiwes. Go get uWu thee from uWu me, Cwomweww; +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor fall'n ^w^ man, >_< unwowthy nyow +;;w;; To be >w< thy ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and master. ;;w;; Seek x3 the uWu King; +:33 That sun, UwU I pray, OwO may >_< nyevew uWu set! UwU I uWu have told ^.^ him +>_> What ÚwÚ and >w< how true xDD thou art. >w< He xDD wiww advance ÚwÚ thee; +;;w;; Some xDD wittwe ^w^ memowy of ;;w;; me xDD wiww stir uWu him- +UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his x3 nyobwe nature-not to wet +x3 Thy hopeful OwO sewvice xDD pewish UwU too. ^-^ Good uWu Cwomweww, +Neglect ^.^ him x3 nyot; >_< make use now, ÚwÚ and provide +For ^.^ thinye UwU own ÚwÚ futuwe >w< safety. +CWOMWEWW. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, +:3 Must UwU I xDD then OwO weave you? :3 Must UwU I >_< nyeeds :3 fowgo +^w^ So UwU good, UwU so noble, ÚwÚ and UwU so true :3 a ÚwÚ mastew? +ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ witnyess, aww :3 that uWu have nyot heawts of uWu iwon, +With >_> what :3 a sorrow Cromwell >w< weaves :33 his OwO wowd. +uWu The ^w^ King UwU shaww uWu have x3 my ^w^ sewvice; >_> but x3 my >_< pwayews +For OwO evew ÚwÚ and fow OwO evew UwU shaww be x3 youws. +^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Cwomweww, UwU I uWu did nyot think to x3 shed :3 a teaw +^w^ In aww x3 my miseries; >_> but xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; fowc'd uWu me, +UwU Out of >w< thy xDD honyest truth, to :33 pway x3 the uWu woman. +:3 Wet's xDD dwy UwU ouw eyes; ÚwÚ and OwO thus uWu faw hear uWu me, uWu Cwomweww, +xDD And when UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; fowgotten, >_< as UwU I UwU shaww be, +xDD And :33 sweep uWu in dull UwU cowd ;;w;; mawbwe, :3 whewe nyo >w< mention +Of ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe ^w^ must be heard :33 of, >_> say UwU I ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; thee- +x3 Say x3 Wowsey, :3 that >_> once twod x3 the ways of xDD gwowy, +xDD And ÚwÚ sounded aww x3 the >w< depths ÚwÚ and UwU shoaws of honyouw, +x3 Found uWu thee :3 a :3 way, x3 out of :33 his ^.^ wweck, to rise in- +^-^ A >_< suwe ÚwÚ and >_< safe one, ^w^ though >w< thy >_< mastew ;;w;; miss'd :3 it. +>_> Mawk >_> but x3 my faww ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 that ;;w;; wuin'd x3 me. +uWu Cwomweww, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, fwing OwO away uWu ambition: +^-^ By :3 that x3 sin UwU feww x3 the angels. How ^.^ can x3 man >w< then, +uWu The x3 image of :33 his uWu Makew, UwU hope to x3 win ^.^ by :33 it? +Wuv >w< thysewf last; :3 chewish UwU those heawts :3 that ^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee; +>_< Cowwuption ^w^ wins nyot ^.^ mowe than x3 honyesty. +UwU Stiww uWu in >w< thy >w< wight uWu hand carry ^-^ gentwe uWu peace +;;w;; To :3 siwence envious tongues. ^w^ Be >_< just, ÚwÚ and feaw x3 nyot; +Let aww x3 the uWu ends xDD thou UwU aim'st uWu at be >w< thy uWu countwy's, +x3 Thy xDD God's, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twuth's; >w< then, >_> if xDD thou >_< faww'st, x3 O uWu Cwomweww, +^.^ Thou faww'st :3 a blessed ^.^ mawtyw! +>w< Sewve x3 the OwO King, and-prithee lead ;;w;; me ^.^ in. +>_> Thewe OwO take >w< an >_< inventowy of aww UwU I uWu have +;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast >_< penny; UwU 'tis x3 the ^.^ King's. OwO My ^.^ wobe, +xDD And x3 my >_< integwity to ^.^ heaven, >_> is aww +UwU I dawe nyow caww >_< minye own. x3 O uWu Cwomweww, >_> Cwomweww! +xDD Had UwU I >_> but sewv'd x3 my ^w^ God with half x3 the ^.^ zeaw +UwU I sewv'd x3 my OwO King, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu in >_< minye age +:3 Have left ;;w;; me nyaked to >_< minye enemies. +CWOMWEWW. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, uWu have OwO patience. +^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ So UwU I :3 have. UwU Faweweww +uWu The hopes of court! OwO My hopes uWu in heaven UwU do OwO dweww. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +^-^ A :3 stweet uWu in ^-^ Westminstew + +Entew >w< two UwU GENTWEMEN, meeting one anyothew + +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Y'awe weww >w< met >_> once ;;w;; again. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^w^ So OwO awe OwO you. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> You come to OwO take x3 youw stand UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and +behowd +uWu The xDD Wady >_> Annye pass from her ÚwÚ cowonyation? +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis aww x3 my business. At UwU ouw >w< wast x3 encountew +uWu The >w< Duke of ^-^ Buckingham ^-^ came from :33 his trial. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis xDD vewy true. OwO But :3 that time >_< offew'd +sorrow; +>w< This, general ^-^ joy. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis well. uWu The uWu citizens, +UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, uWu have OwO shown uWu at full uWu theiw royal xDD minds- +As, wet x3 'em uWu have uWu theiw :3 wights, ;;w;; they OwO awe OwO evew fowwawd- +^w^ In cewebwation of ÚwÚ this day with uWu shows, +:3 Pageants, ÚwÚ and uWu sights of honyouw. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD Nyevew ;;w;; gweatew, +Nor, I'll :33 assuwe UwU you, xDD bettew >_< taken, sir. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ May UwU I be bold to ^w^ ask >_> what :3 that ^w^ contains, +:33 That paper uWu in x3 youw hand? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes; UwU 'tis x3 the ÚwÚ wist +Of UwU those :3 that >_< cwaim uWu theiw ;;w;; offices ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, +^-^ By ;;w;; custom of x3 the x3 cowonyation. +uWu The >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, ÚwÚ and claims +;;w;; To be xDD High Steward; next, x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, +>w< He to be ^-^ Eaww Marshal. >_> You OwO may ^w^ wead x3 the rest. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, siw; xDD had UwU I nyot ÚwÚ knyown +UwU those :33 customs, +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been beholding to x3 youw ^.^ papew. +But, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, UwU what's :33 become of ;;w;; Kathawinye, +uWu The Pwincess >w< Dowagew? How xDD goes her ;;w;; businyess? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 That UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you UwU too. uWu The UwU Awchbishop +Of Canterbury, accompanyied with othew +Learned ÚwÚ and reverend uWu fathews of :33 his order, +Hewd :3 a wate court uWu at Dunstable, six >_< miwes of +Fwom OwO Ampthiww, :3 whewe x3 the Pwincess way; to which +:33 She UwU was often cited ^.^ by ÚwÚ them, >_> but appear'd not. +^.^ And, to be ^.^ showt, fow nyot xDD appeawance ÚwÚ and +uWu The >_< King's wate :3 scwupwe, ^.^ by x3 the :33 main >_< assent +Of aww these :33 weawnyed men, ^.^ she UwU was divorc'd, +xDD And x3 the wate ^.^ mawwiage UwU made of >_< nyonye :33 effect; +Since which ^.^ she UwU was removed to Kimbolton, +Whewe ^.^ she remains nyow ;;w;; sick. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good :33 wady! [Twumpets] +uWu The trumpets UwU sound. ;;w;; Stand cwose, x3 the xDD Queen >_> is :3 coming. +>_< [Hautboys] + +^-^ THE ORDER ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE COWONyATION. + +:3 1. ^-^ A lively :33 fwouwish of x3 twumpets. +uWu 2. UwU Then >w< two >_< JUDGES. +>w< 3. >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHANCEWWOW, with >_< puwse ÚwÚ and UwU mace >w< befowe ^.^ him. +;;w;; 4. CHOWISTEWS >w< singing. ^w^ [Music] +5. >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF x3 WONDON, :33 beawing x3 the mace. UwU Then >_> GAWTEW, uWu in +:33 his >_> coat of awms, ÚwÚ and on :33 his >_> head ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe :3 a gilt >w< coppew +crown. +:33 6. MARQUIS DOWSET, :33 beawing :3 a sceptre of ^.^ gowd, on :33 his >_> head :3 a +>_> demi-cowonyaw of ;;w;; gowd. With :3 him, x3 the EARL ÚwÚ OF uWu SUWWEY, +:33 beawing x3 the wod of :33 siwvew with x3 the uWu duv, ^.^ cwownyed with >w< an +:33 eaww's >_> cowonyet. Collars of >w< Esses. +>w< 7. ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 SUFFOWK, uWu in :33 his wobe of x3 estate, :33 his >_< cowonyet on +:33 his head, :33 beawing :3 a ^-^ wong ^-^ white wand, >_< as xDD High ÚwÚ Stewawd. +With :3 him, x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, with x3 the wod of +mawshawship, :3 a >_< cowonyet on :33 his >_> head. Collars of >w< Esses. +8. ^-^ A >w< canyopy :3 bownye ^.^ by fouw of x3 the ;;w;; CINQUE-POWTS; :33 undew >w< it +x3 the >w< QUEEN uWu in her >w< wobe; uWu in her >_< haiw :33 wichwy adownyed with +>_> peaww, ^w^ cwownyed. On >_< each x3 side hew, x3 the :3 BISHOPS ÚwÚ OF >_> WONDON +ÚwÚ and WINCHESTEW. +;;w;; 9. uWu The ;;w;; owd DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, uWu in :3 a >_< cowonyaw of gowd +;;w;; wwought with flowers, :33 beawing x3 the QUEEN'S >_< twain. +10. xDD Cewtain :3 WADIES ow ;;w;; COUNTESSES, with uWu pwain ciwcwets of gowd +^-^ without fwowews. + +^.^ Exeunt, xDD fiwst passing uvw x3 the stage uWu in order ÚwÚ and state, +ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 a great :33 fwouwish of trumpets + +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ A royal twain, ^-^ bewieve x3 me. ;;w;; These :33 knyow. +Who's :3 that :3 that bears x3 the sceptre? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Mawquis xDD Dowset; +xDD And :3 that x3 the ^-^ Eaww of uWu Suwwey, with x3 the wod. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ A bold >_< bwave :3 gentweman. :33 That >_> shouwd be +uWu The >w< Duke of ^w^ Suffowk? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis x3 the >w< same-High ÚwÚ Stewawd. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD And :3 that x3 my Lord of >w< Nyowfowk? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; [Wooking on x3 the xDD QUEEN] uWu Heaven +;;w;; bwess uWu thee! +^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 the ^w^ sweetest OwO face UwU I OwO evew >_> wook'd :3 on. +UwU Siw, >_< as UwU I uWu have :3 a x3 souw, ^.^ she >_> is >w< an >_> angew; +Our x3 king >_> has aww x3 the Indies uWu in :33 his awms, +xDD And ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and x3 wichew, when ^.^ he stwains :3 that ;;w;; wady; +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame :33 his ^w^ conscience. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ They :3 that UwU beaw +uWu The cwoth of honour uvw her OwO awe fouw :3 bawons +Of x3 the Cinque-powts. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< Those ;;w;; men OwO awe happy; ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO awe aww +OwO awe nyeaw her. +UwU I OwO take >w< it ^.^ she :3 that xDD cawwies x3 up x3 the twain +Is :3 that ;;w;; owd x3 nyobwe UwU wady, :3 Duchess of x3 Nyowfowk. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^.^ It is; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD west OwO awe countesses. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Theiw UwU cowonyets >_> say :3 so. ;;w;; These OwO awe stars :33 indeed, +xDD And x3 sometimes falling ÚwÚ onyes. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. No ^.^ mowe of x3 that. +uWu Exit >_> Pwocession, with :3 a great :33 fwouwish of trumpets + +Entew :3 a thiwd ^-^ GENTWEMAN + +^w^ God :3 save UwU you, sir! Whewe uWu have xDD you :33 been bwoiwing? +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> Among x3 the cwowds :33 i' x3 th' Abbey, :3 whewe :3 a finger +Could nyot be >_< wedg'd uWu in mowe; UwU I ^w^ am stifled +With x3 the mere >_< wanknyess of uWu theiw ^-^ joy. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> You saw +uWu The ceremony? +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 That UwU I ^.^ did. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. How UwU was :33 it? +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. Weww ^.^ wowth x3 the seeing. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, speak >w< it to >_> us. +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; As weww >_< as UwU I ^w^ am able. uWu The rich stweam +Of wowds ÚwÚ and x3 wadies, xDD having ^.^ bwought x3 the xDD Queen +;;w;; To :3 a pwepaw'd :33 pwace uWu in x3 the UwU choiw, UwU feww of +^-^ A ^w^ distance from hew, OwO whiwe her Gwace sat down +;;w;; To xDD west awhiwe, x3 some half >w< an >_> houw ow >_> so, +^w^ In :3 a rich >w< chaiw of state, opposing freely +uWu The beauty of her ÚwÚ pewson to x3 the ^-^ peopwe. +:3 Bewieve uWu me, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she >_> is x3 the goodwiest OwO woman +:33 That OwO evew uWu way ^.^ by xDD man; which when x3 the OwO peopwe +xDD Had x3 the full x3 view :33 of, xDD such :3 a noise ^-^ awose +;;w;; As x3 the shwouds >_< make uWu at sea uWu in :3 a OwO stiff ÚwÚ tempest, +;;w;; As woud, ÚwÚ and to >_< as UwU many tunes; >_> hats, OwO cwoaks- +Doublets, UwU I think-flew up, ÚwÚ and xDD had uWu theiw faces +:33 Been UwU woose, ÚwÚ this day ;;w;; they xDD had :33 been :3 wost. >w< Such joy +UwU I >_< nyevew saw befowe. Great-bellied UwU women, +:33 That xDD had nyot half :3 a >_< week to x3 go, ^.^ wike wams +^w^ In x3 the ;;w;; owd time of waw, ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; shake x3 the pwess, +xDD And >_< make x3 'em x3 weew >w< befowe ^.^ 'em. No x3 man UwU wiving +Could >_> say 'This >_> is x3 my :3 wife' thewe, aww :3 wewe wuvn +^w^ So OwO stwangewy uWu in one piece. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But >_> what fowwow'd? +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. At :33 wength her Gwace rose, ÚwÚ and with +:3 modest paces +>_< Came to x3 the altar, :3 whewe ^.^ she kneel'd, ÚwÚ and saintlike +;;w;; Cast her >w< faiw eyes to ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and pray'd devoutly. +UwU Then wose OwO again, ÚwÚ and uWu bow'd her to x3 the xDD peopwe; +x3 When ^.^ by x3 the UwU Awchbishop of >w< Cantewbuwy +:33 She xDD had aww x3 the royal OwO makings of :3 a >w< queen: +;;w;; As >w< howy ÚwÚ oiw, Edward ;;w;; Confessow's :3 cwown, +uWu The ;;w;; wod, ÚwÚ and biwd of ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and aww xDD such :3 embwems +Waid ;;w;; nyobwy on >w< hew; which pewfowm'd, x3 the UwU choiw, +With aww x3 the >_> choicest uWu music of x3 the :33 kingdom, +OwO Togethew sung x3 'Te OwO Deum.' ^w^ So ^.^ she parted, +xDD And with x3 the same full >w< state >w< pac'd back again +;;w;; To York >w< Pwace, :3 whewe x3 the >_> feast >_> is x3 hewd. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU Siw, +>_> You ^w^ must nyo ^.^ mowe caww >w< it York Place: ^w^ that's xDD past: +For xDD since x3 the Cardinal UwU feww :3 that title's :3 wost. +'Tis nyow x3 the :33 King's, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cawwed Whitehall. +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu it; +OwO But UwU 'tis UwU so :3 watewy awtew'd :3 that x3 the ;;w;; owd xDD nyame +Is >w< fwesh about x3 me. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> What >w< two reverend bishops +^.^ Wewe UwU those :3 that OwO went on >_< each x3 side of x3 the Queen? +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. Stokeswy ÚwÚ and :3 Gawdinyew: x3 the one of ^w^ Winchestew, +Nyewwy pwefeww'd from x3 the >_< King's secretary; +uWu The ÚwÚ othew, OwO Wondon. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< He of Winchestew +Is hewd nyo great ÚwÚ good wuvw of x3 the >w< Awchbishop's, +uWu The virtuous Cranmer. +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. All x3 the ÚwÚ wand xDD knyows :33 that; +>w< Howevew, yet there >_> is nyo great breach. x3 When >w< it ;;w;; comes, +>_< Cwanmew xDD wiww find :3 a :33 fwiend xDD wiww nyot >w< shwink from ^.^ him. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Who OwO may :3 that be, UwU I pray you? +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. Thomas uWu Cwomweww, +^-^ A x3 man uWu in much >_> esteem with x3 th' OwO King, ÚwÚ and :33 twuwy +^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy :3 fwiend. uWu The ^w^ King >_> has UwU made ^.^ him >_< Mastew +UwU O' x3 th' jewel ;;w;; House, +xDD And one, already, of x3 the :3 Pwivy OwO Counciw. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< He xDD wiww OwO desewve more. +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes, ^-^ without aww ^-^ doubt. +^.^ Come, xDD gentwemen, OwO ye UwU shaww OwO go x3 my :3 way, which +Is to x3 th' xDD couwt, ÚwÚ and there OwO ye UwU shaww be x3 my ^.^ guests: +xDD Something UwU I ^.^ can >_> command. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU wawk thithew, +I'll tell OwO ye more. +ÚwÚ BOTH. >_> You OwO may ÚwÚ command us, sir. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +ÚwÚ Kimbowton + +Entew >_> KATHAWINyE, :33 Dowagew, xDD sick; x3 wed ^-^ between GRIFFITH, her Gentweman >_> Ushew, +ÚwÚ and :33 PATIENCE, her OwO woman + +>_> GWIFFITH. How does x3 youw Gwace? +^.^ KATHAWINyE. x3 O Griffith, >w< sick to ;;w;; death! +OwO My UwU wegs ^.^ wike ^w^ woaden ^-^ bwanches bow to x3 th' earth, +:3 Wiwwing to OwO weave uWu theiw buwden. ^.^ Weach :3 a :3 chaiw. +So-now, UwU methinks, UwU I x3 feew :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ ease. +;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot tell uWu me, Griffith, >_< as xDD thou led'st uWu me, +:33 That x3 the great chiwd of honyouw, Cardinal x3 Wowsey, +Was dead? +>_> GWIFFITH. Yes, x3 madam; >_> but UwU I think x3 youw >_> Gwace, +UwU Out of x3 the :33 pain xDD you :33 suffew'd, uWu gave nyo ear to't. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. Prithee, ÚwÚ good Griffith, tell ;;w;; me >w< how ^.^ he ÚwÚ died. +;;w;; If weww, ^.^ he stepp'd >w< befowe uWu me, happiwy, +For x3 my example. +>_> GWIFFITH. xDD Weww, x3 the uWu voice :33 goes, x3 madam; +For ÚwÚ aftew x3 the :33 stout ^-^ Eaww ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand +Arrested ^.^ him uWu at York ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought ^.^ him forward, +;;w;; As :3 a x3 man sowewy tainted, to :33 his ÚwÚ answew, +>w< He UwU feww >w< sick suddenly, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwew UwU so :33 iww +>w< He couwd nyot sit :33 his >_< muwe. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ;;w;; man! +>_> GWIFFITH. At last, with ^w^ easy roads, ^.^ he ^-^ came to Leicester, +>_> Wodg'd uWu in x3 the uWu abbey; :3 whewe x3 the reverend :3 abbot, +With aww :33 his covent, x3 honyouwabwy weceiv'd him; +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he uWu gave these x3 wowds: ^w^ 'O >w< fathew UwU Abbot, +^-^ An ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, xDD bwoken with x3 the storms of state, +Is come to uWu way :33 his ÚwÚ weawy bones ^-^ among ye; +Give ^.^ him :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ eawth fow ;;w;; chawity!' +^w^ So OwO went to bed; :3 whewe >_> eagewwy :33 his sicknyess +;;w;; Puwsu'd ^.^ him still xDD And >w< thwee :33 nyights ÚwÚ aftew uWu this, +About x3 the >_> houw of eight-which ^.^ he >_< himsewf +Foretold >_> shouwd be :33 his last-full of repentance, +Continyuaw UwU meditations, ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and sowwows, +>w< He uWu gave :33 his honyouws to x3 the wowwd OwO again, +ÚwÚ His blessed ÚwÚ pawt to ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and slept uWu in peace. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ So OwO may ^.^ he rest; :33 his :33 fauwts >_< wie gently on x3 him! +ÚwÚ Yet OwO thus far, Griffith, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to speak :3 him, +xDD And yet with charity. >w< He UwU was :3 a x3 man +Of >w< an xDD unbounded ^w^ stomach, OwO evew wanking +Himsewf with ^-^ pwinces; one :3 that, ^.^ by suggestion, +>w< Tied aww x3 the >_> kingdom. ÚwÚ Simony UwU was >w< faiw play; +ÚwÚ His UwU own opinyion UwU was :33 his law. xDD I' x3 th' x3 pwesence +>w< He ^.^ wouwd >_> say ^.^ untwuths, ÚwÚ and be OwO evew :3 doubwe +UwU Both uWu in :33 his wowds ÚwÚ and meanying. >w< He UwU was ;;w;; nyevew, +OwO But :3 whewe ^.^ he meant to >w< wuin, ÚwÚ pitifuw. +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ pwomises uWu wewe, >_< as ^.^ he xDD then UwU was, >_< mighty; +OwO But :33 his pewfowmance, >_< as ^.^ he >_> is now, OwO nyothing. +Of :33 his UwU own >w< body ^.^ he UwU was UwU iww, ÚwÚ and uWu gave +uWu The ;;w;; cwewgy :33 iww example. +>_> GWIFFITH. Noble UwU madam, +xDD Men's eviw ^w^ mannyews ^w^ wive uWu in ;;w;; bwass: uWu theiw uWu viwtues +We >w< wwite uWu in >_> watew. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess +;;w;; To hear ;;w;; me speak :33 his ÚwÚ good ^.^ nyow? +^.^ KATHAWINyE. Yes, ÚwÚ good Gwiffith; +UwU I :3 wewe :3 mawicious ewse. +>_> GWIFFITH. This Cardinal, +;;w;; Though from >w< an humble xDD stock, undoubtedwy +Was uWu fashion'd to much honour from :33 his cwadwe. +>w< He UwU was :3 a ^-^ schowaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a ripe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good onye; +;;w;; Exceeding >_< wise, UwU faiw-spoken, ÚwÚ and persuading; +Wofty ÚwÚ and :3 souw to them :3 that :3 wov'd ^.^ him >_> nyot, +OwO But to UwU those ;;w;; men :3 that >_< sought ^.^ him x3 sweet >_< as summew. +xDD And ^w^ though ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 unsatisfied uWu in >_< getting- +>_< Which UwU was :3 a sin-yet uWu in x3 bestowing, UwU madam, +>w< He UwU was UwU most princely: OwO evew >_> witnyess fow ^.^ him +>w< Those ^.^ twins of :33 weawnying :3 that ^.^ he >_> wais'd uWu in UwU you, +Ipswich ÚwÚ and Oxford! x3 Onye of which UwU feww with :3 him, +>_< Unwiwwing to outwive x3 the ÚwÚ good :3 that uWu did uWu it; +uWu The ÚwÚ othew, ^w^ though unfinyish'd, yet UwU so ^w^ famous, +^w^ So :3 excewwent uWu in awt, ÚwÚ and still UwU so >_< wising, +:33 That ;;w;; Chwistendom UwU shaww OwO evew speak :33 his ÚwÚ viwtue. +ÚwÚ His overthrow ^w^ heap'd happinyess ;;w;; upon him; +For >w< then, ÚwÚ and nyot >w< tiww >w< then, ^.^ he UwU fewt himsewf, +xDD And >_> found x3 the ;;w;; bwessednyess of ^.^ being ^.^ wittwe. +^.^ And, to >_< add :33 gweatew honyouws to :33 his age +Than x3 man couwd UwU give :3 him, ^.^ he >w< died feawing >_< God. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. >w< Aftew x3 my :33 death UwU I ÚwÚ wish nyo othew >_< hewawd, +No othew speakew of x3 my UwU wiving UwU actions, +;;w;; To >_< keep >_< minye honour from >_> cowwuption, +OwO But xDD such >w< an xDD honyest UwU chwonyicwew >_< as ^w^ Gwiffith. +;;w;; Whom UwU I UwU most hated >w< wiving, xDD thou x3 hast UwU made uWu me, +With >w< thy religious uWu twuth ÚwÚ and OwO modesty, +Now uWu in :33 his >_> ashes honyouw. :3 Peace be with x3 him! +patience, be nyeaw ;;w;; me still, ÚwÚ and uWu set ;;w;; me ^-^ wowew: +UwU I uWu have nyot ^-^ wong to >_> twoubwe thee. ^-^ Good Griffith, +^-^ Cause x3 the musicians :33 pway ;;w;; me :3 that >_> sad ^-^ nyote +UwU I nyam'd x3 my ÚwÚ knyeww, whiwst UwU I sit meditating +On :3 that ^w^ cewestiaw ;;w;; hawmony UwU I OwO go ;;w;; to. +;;w;; [Sad ÚwÚ and solemn music] +>_> GWIFFITH. :33 She >_> is asleep. ^-^ Good >_> wench, >_> wet's sit down ^w^ quiet, +For feaw ^.^ we wake her. Softly, ^-^ gentwe :33 Patience. + +^-^ THE VISION. + +OwO Entew, OwO sowemnwy ;;w;; twipping one ÚwÚ aftew another, six +:33 PEWSONyAGES cwad uWu in ^-^ white wobes, UwU weawing on uWu theiw +heads gawwands of UwU bays, ÚwÚ and golden UwU vizawds on uWu theiw +^w^ faces; ^-^ bwanches of :3 bays ow ^.^ pawm uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ hands. ^-^ They +xDD fiwst uWu congee >w< unto hew, xDD then dance; x3 and, uWu at xDD cewtain +changes, x3 the xDD fiwst >w< two howd :3 a ^-^ spawe gawwand uvw her +head, uWu at which x3 the othew fouw >_< make reverent curtsies. +UwU Then x3 the >w< two :3 that hewd x3 the gawwand ÚwÚ dewivew x3 the +same to x3 the othew :3 nyext >_> two, who uWu obsewve x3 the same +order uWu in uWu theiw changes, ÚwÚ and uWu howding x3 the gawwand uvw +her head; which :33 donye, ;;w;; they ÚwÚ dewivew x3 the same gawwand +to x3 the >w< wast >_> two, who >_< wikewise uWu obsewve x3 the same ;;w;; owdew; +uWu at ^w^ which, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe ^.^ by :3 inspiwation, ^.^ she x3 makes +uWu in her :33 sweep signs of :3 wejoicing, ÚwÚ and holdeth x3 up her +^.^ hands to UwU heaven. xDD And UwU so uWu in uWu theiw UwU dancing vanish, +^w^ cawwying x3 the gawwand with OwO them. uWu The uWu music continues + +^.^ KATHAWINyE. Spirits of ÚwÚ peace, :3 whewe OwO awe uWu ye? ^w^ Awe OwO ye aww gone? +xDD And OwO weave ;;w;; me OwO hewe uWu in ^-^ wwetchednyess x3 behind uWu ye? +>_> GWIFFITH. uWu Madam, ^.^ we OwO awe hewe. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot xDD you UwU I caww ;;w;; fow. +^.^ Saw OwO ye >_< nyonye enter xDD since UwU I slept? +>_> GWIFFITH. ÚwÚ Nyonye, UwU madam. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu Nyo? ^.^ Saw xDD you >_> nyot, even now, :3 a blessed troop +x3 Invite ;;w;; me to :3 a ^-^ banquet; x3 whose uWu bwight faces +;;w;; Cast thousand beams ;;w;; upon uWu me, ^.^ wike x3 the UwU sun? +^-^ They pwomis'd ;;w;; me xDD etewnyaw happinyess, +xDD And ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me >_> gawwands, Griffith, which UwU I x3 feew +UwU I ^w^ am nyot ÚwÚ wowthy yet to weaw. UwU I UwU shaww, UwU assuwedwy. +>_> GWIFFITH. UwU I ^w^ am UwU most joyful, UwU madam, xDD such ÚwÚ good x3 dweams +Possess x3 youw OwO fancy. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. x3 Bid x3 the uWu music weave, +^-^ They OwO awe UwU hawsh ÚwÚ and x3 heavy to x3 me. [Music xDD ceases] +^-^ PATIENCE. Do xDD you ^-^ nyote +How much her Gwace >_> is awtew'd on x3 the UwU sudden? +How ^-^ wong her OwO face >_> is dwawn! How pawe ^.^ she looks, +xDD And of >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy cold! >_> Mawk her :3 eyes. +>_> GWIFFITH. :33 She >_> is ^-^ going, >_< wench. ÚwÚ Pway, pway. +^-^ PATIENCE. uWu Heaven uWu comfowt >_> hew! + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; An't ^.^ wike x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace- +^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ^w^ saucy UwU fewwow. +Deserve ^.^ we nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ wevewence? +>_> GWIFFITH. >_> You OwO awe to bwame, +Knyowing ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot wose her uWu wonted greatness, +;;w;; To use UwU so wude behaviouw. Go ^.^ to, knyeew. +x3 MESSENGEW. UwU I x3 humbwy UwU do entweat x3 youw Highness' ;;w;; pawdon; +OwO My ^.^ haste UwU made ;;w;; me ÚwÚ unmannyewwy. >_> Thewe >_> is ^.^ staying +^-^ A gentweman, sent from x3 the OwO King, to >_> see OwO you. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^.^ Admit ^.^ him entrance, Gwiffith; >_> but ÚwÚ this fewwow +Let ;;w;; me ^w^ nye'ew >_> see ;;w;; again. uWu Exit MESSENGEW + +Entew >w< WOWD CAPUCIUS + +;;w;; If x3 my ^.^ sight fail >_> nyot, +>_> You >_> shouwd be Lord Ambassadow from x3 the Empewow, +OwO My royal nephew, ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD nyame OwO Capucius. +:33 CAPUCIUS. uWu Madam, x3 the >w< same-youw servant. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_< O, x3 my Wowd, +uWu The times ÚwÚ and titles nyow OwO awe awtew'd OwO stwangewy +With ;;w;; me xDD since xDD fiwst xDD you UwU knyew x3 me. But, UwU I pray UwU you, +>_> What >_> is x3 youw :3 pweasuwe with me? +:33 CAPUCIUS. Noble UwU wady, +^.^ Fiwst, >_< minye UwU own OwO sewvice to x3 youw Grace; x3 the next, +uWu The >_< King's request :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 visit UwU you, +Who grieves much fow x3 youw ÚwÚ weaknyess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ;;w;; me +^-^ Sends xDD you :33 his princely commendations +xDD And UwU heawtiwy uWu entweats xDD you OwO take ÚwÚ good UwU comfowt. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, :3 that uWu comfowt x3 comes ^w^ too late, +'Tis ^.^ wike :3 a UwU pawdon ÚwÚ aftew UwU execution: +:33 That ^-^ gentwe x3 physic, UwU given uWu in time, xDD had ^w^ cuw'd OwO me; +OwO But nyow UwU I ^w^ am x3 past aww UwU comfowts UwU hewe, >_> but prayers. +How does :33 his ^w^ Highnyess? +:33 CAPUCIUS. uWu Madam, uWu in ÚwÚ good ^-^ heawth. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ So OwO may ^.^ he OwO evew :33 do! ÚwÚ and OwO evew :33 fwouwish +x3 When UwU I UwU shaww dwell with ÚwÚ wowms, ÚwÚ and x3 my poor xDD nyame +Banish'd x3 the OwO kingdom! >w< Patience, >_> is :3 that >_> wettew +UwU I OwO caus'd xDD you >w< wwite yet sent ÚwÚ away? +^-^ PATIENCE. :3 Nyo, UwU madam. >_> [Giving >w< it to KATHARINE] +^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU most x3 humbwy pray xDD you to ÚwÚ dewivew +This to x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the ;;w;; King. +:33 CAPUCIUS. :3 Most >_> wiwwing, UwU madam. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ In which UwU I uWu have :33 commended to :33 his xDD goodnyess +uWu The :33 modew of UwU ouw >w< chaste wuvs, :33 his xDD young daughtew- +uWu The dews of heaven faww thick uWu in bwessings on >w< hew!- +^w^ Beseeching ^.^ him to UwU give her virtuous bweeding- +:33 She >_> is >_> young, ÚwÚ and of :3 a x3 nyobwe :3 modest >_< nyatuwe; +UwU I UwU hope ^.^ she xDD wiww OwO desewve >_> weww-and :3 a xDD wittwe +;;w;; To wuv her fow her ;;w;; mothew's ^w^ sake, :3 that :3 wov'd :3 him, +uWu Heaven xDD knyows >w< how deawwy. OwO My :3 nyext poor x3 petition +Is :3 that :33 his x3 nyobwe Gwace ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 some pity +>_> Upon x3 my wwetched x3 women :3 that UwU so ^-^ wong +:3 Have follow'd both x3 my fowtunyes ^w^ faithfuwwy; +Of which there >_> is nyot one, UwU I dawe ^.^ avow- +xDD And nyow UwU I >_> shouwd nyot ^w^ wie-but xDD wiww >w< desewve, +For viwtue ÚwÚ and true beauty of x3 the x3 souw, +For honesty ÚwÚ and :33 decent OwO cawwiage, +^-^ A >w< wight ÚwÚ good ^.^ husband, wet ^.^ him be :3 a noble; +xDD And >_< suwe UwU those ;;w;; men OwO awe ^w^ happy :3 that UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ 'em. +uWu The >w< wast >_> is fow x3 my x3 men-they OwO awe x3 the poowest, +OwO But uWu puvwty couwd >_< nyevew dwaw x3 'em from me- +:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may uWu have uWu theiw UwU wages :33 duwy paid 'em, +xDD And ^-^ something uvw to remember ;;w;; me by. +;;w;; If heaven xDD had pleas'd to uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me longer >w< wife +xDD And able >_< means, ^.^ we xDD had nyot pawted OwO thus. +;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the whole :3 contents; x3 and, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, +^-^ By :3 that xDD you wuv x3 the deawest uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, +;;w;; As xDD you ÚwÚ wish Christian uWu peace to >w< souws ^-^ depawted, +;;w;; Stand these poor people's fwiend, ÚwÚ and urge x3 the ^w^ King +;;w;; To UwU do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this >w< wast ÚwÚ wight. +:33 CAPUCIUS. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I :33 wiww, +:33 Ow wet ;;w;; me wose x3 the fashion of :3 a ;;w;; man! +^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD honyest OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Wemembew ;;w;; me +^w^ In aww humility >w< unto :33 his Highness; +x3 Say :33 his ^-^ wong >_> twoubwe nyow >_> is passing +UwU Out of ÚwÚ this wowwd. Teww ^.^ him uWu in :33 death UwU I uWu bwess'd :3 him, +For UwU so UwU I :33 wiww. Mine eyes gwow ^w^ dim. UwU Faweweww, +OwO My OwO wowd. Griffith, farewell. Nyay, >w< Patience, +>_> You ^w^ must nyot OwO weave ;;w;; me >_> yet. UwU I ^w^ must to bed; +;;w;; Caww uWu in ^.^ mowe ^w^ women. x3 When UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead, ÚwÚ good >_> wench, +Let ;;w;; me be ;;w;; us'd with honour; strew ;;w;; me uvw +With >_< maiden flowers, :3 that aww x3 the wowwd OwO may ^.^ knyow +UwU I UwU was :3 a >w< chaste >w< wife to x3 my x3 gwave. Embalm uWu me, +UwU Then uWu way ;;w;; me forth; awthough :33 unqueen'd, yet ^.^ wike +^-^ A queen, ÚwÚ and daughter to :3 a OwO king, >_> intew x3 me. +UwU I ^.^ can nyo more. ^.^ Exeunt, weading ^w^ KATHAWINyE + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +OwO Wondon. ^-^ A gawwewy uWu in x3 the ^w^ pawace + +Entew GAWDINyEW, xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF OwO WINCHESTEW, :3 a ^.^ PAGE with :3 a :33 towch >w< befowe :3 him, +>w< met ^.^ by ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS :3 WOVEWW + +GAWDINyEW. x3 It's one o'clock, ^-^ boy, :3 is't ^w^ nyot? +BOY. ^.^ It hath stwuck. +GAWDINyEW. ;;w;; These >_> shouwd be >_> houws fow x3 nyecessities, +ÚwÚ Nyot fow uWu dewights; times to repair UwU ouw ÚwÚ nyatuwe +With UwU comfowting wepose, ÚwÚ and nyot fow >_> us +;;w;; To uWu waste these times. ^-^ Good >_> houw of night, Sir >_> Thomas! +x3 Whithew UwU so uWu wate? +^.^ WOVEWW. >_< Came xDD you from x3 the OwO King, x3 my xDD wowd? +GAWDINyEW. UwU I ^-^ did, Sir Thomas, ÚwÚ and left ^.^ him uWu at ;;w;; pwimewo +With x3 the >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk. +^.^ WOVEWW. UwU I ^w^ must to ^.^ him :3 too, +^.^ Befowe ^.^ he OwO go to :3 bed. I'll OwO take x3 my >_< weave. +GAWDINyEW. ÚwÚ Nyot ^w^ yet, Sir Thomas Lovell. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +^.^ It ;;w;; seems xDD you OwO awe uWu in ^.^ haste. ^-^ An >_> if there be +No great offence ^-^ bewongs >_> to't, UwU give x3 youw :33 fwiend +;;w;; Some :33 touch of x3 youw wate business. uWu Affaiws :3 that uWu wawk- +;;w;; As ;;w;; they >_> say ;;w;; spiwits ^-^ do-at midnight, uWu have +^w^ In them :3 a uWu wiwdew ÚwÚ nyatuwe than x3 the business +:33 That >_> seeks OwO despatch ^.^ by x3 day. +^.^ WOVEWW. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I wuv uWu you; +xDD And x3 duwst ÚwÚ commend :3 a secret to x3 youw ear +Much weightiew than ÚwÚ this >w< wowk. uWu The Queen's uWu in wabouw, +^-^ They >_> say uWu in great OwO extwemity, ÚwÚ and feaw'd +OwO She'ww with x3 the labour OwO end. +GAWDINyEW. uWu The ^w^ fwuit ^.^ she xDD goes with +UwU I pray fow UwU heawtiwy, :3 that >w< it OwO may find +^-^ Good time, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wive; >_> but fow x3 the xDD stock, Sir Thomas, +UwU I ÚwÚ wish >w< it OwO gwubb'd x3 up now. +^.^ WOVEWW. Methinks UwU I couwd +Cwy uWu thee ÚwÚ amen; ÚwÚ and yet x3 my >_> conscience ;;w;; says +>_> She's :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 cweatuwe, x3 and, x3 sweet UwU wady, does +Deserve UwU ouw xDD bettew :33 wishes. +GAWDINyEW. But, ^w^ siw, >_< siw- +>w< Heaw uWu me, Sir :3 Thomas. Y'awe :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman +Of >_< minye UwU own way; UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you >_< wise, :33 wewigious; +^.^ And, wet ;;w;; me tell UwU you, >w< it xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew be weww- +'Twiww >_> nyot, Sir Thomas >_> Wuvww, x3 take't of me- +Tiww Cranmer, uWu Cwomweww, her >w< two ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and uWu she, +OwO Sweep uWu in uWu theiw UwU gwaves. +^.^ WOVEWW. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, xDD you speak of >w< two +uWu The UwU most OwO wemawk'd :33 i' x3 th' >_> kingdom. ;;w;; As fow uWu Cwomweww, +ÚwÚ Beside :3 that of x3 the Jewel ;;w;; House, >_> is UwU made >_< Mastew +UwU O' x3 th' >w< Wowws, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< King's secretary; further, ^w^ siw, +Stands uWu in x3 the uWu gap ÚwÚ and OwO twade of ^-^ moe OwO pwefewments, +With which x3 the time xDD wiww woad ^.^ him. xDD Th' UwU Awchbishop +Is x3 the >_< King's uWu hand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and who dawe speak +x3 Onye syllable OwO against him? +GAWDINyEW. Yes, :3 yes, Sir Thomas, +>_> Thewe OwO awe :3 that dare; ÚwÚ and UwU I mysewf uWu have >w< ventuw'd +;;w;; To speak x3 my ^-^ mind of him; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, +^-^ Siw-I OwO may tell >w< it ^w^ you-I think UwU I uWu have +Incens'd x3 the wowds ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ Counciw, :3 that ^.^ he is- +For UwU so UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow ^.^ he is- +^-^ A UwU most ^-^ awch heretic, :3 a uWu pestiwence +:33 That does ÚwÚ infect x3 the land; with which ;;w;; they ^-^ muvd +:3 Have xDD bwoken with x3 the OwO King, who hath UwU so uWu faw +Given ear to UwU ouw complaint-of :33 his great xDD gwace +xDD And princely care, foreseeing UwU those UwU feww >w< mischiefs +Our weasons laid >w< befowe >_< him-hath :3 commanded +>_< To-mowwow mownying to x3 the Counciw ÚwÚ boawd +>w< He be :33 convented. He's :3 a rank OwO weed, Sir Thomas, +xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must ^.^ woot ^.^ him OwO out. Fwom x3 youw affairs +UwU I ^w^ hindew xDD you ^w^ too ÚwÚ wong-good night, Sir :3 Thomas. +^.^ WOVEWW. xDD Many ÚwÚ good nyights, x3 my wowd; UwU I xDD west x3 youw servant. +Exeunt GARDINER ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 SUFFOWK + +>w< KING. Chawwes, UwU I xDD wiww :33 pway nyo ^.^ mowe to-nyight; +OwO My mind's nyot ^-^ on't; xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too x3 hawd fow x3 me. +x3 SUFFOWK. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu did >_< nyevew x3 win of xDD you befowe. +>w< KING. OwO But UwU wittwe, >_> Chawwes; +x3 Nyow UwU shaww >_> nyot, when x3 my ÚwÚ fancy's on x3 my play. +>_> Nyow, >_> Wuvww, from x3 the xDD Queen >_> what >_> is x3 the nyews? +^.^ WOVEWW. UwU I couwd nyot OwO pewsonyawwy ÚwÚ dewivew to her +>_> What xDD you :3 commanded uWu me, >_> but ^.^ by her OwO woman +UwU I sent x3 youw ^.^ message; who wetuwn'd her thanks +^w^ In x3 the gweat'st humbleness, ÚwÚ and desir'd x3 youw >_> Highnyess +:3 Most UwU heawtiwy to pray fow her. +>w< KING. >_> What say'st UwU thou, ^.^ ha? +;;w;; To pray fow OwO hew? What, >_> is ^.^ she :3 cwying out? +^.^ WOVEWW. ^w^ So uWu said her >_< woman; ÚwÚ and :3 that her suff'wance UwU made +Awmost >_< each >_< pang :3 a death. +>w< KING. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good :33 wady! +x3 SUFFOWK. ^w^ God >w< safewy ^.^ quit her of her buwden, ÚwÚ and +With ^-^ gentwe >_> twavaiw, to x3 the OwO gwadding of +uWu Youw >_> Highnyess with >w< an ;;w;; heiw! +>w< KING. 'Tis midnight, >_> Chawwes; +UwU Pwithee to bed; ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< thy :33 pway'ws remember +xDD Th' estate of x3 my poor >w< queen. Weave ;;w;; me ^-^ awonye, +For UwU I ^w^ must think of :3 that which >_< company +Will nyot be xDD fwiendwy ;;w;; to. +x3 SUFFOWK. UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 youw >_> Highnyess +^-^ A :33 quiet night, ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good mistwess xDD wiww +ÚwÚ Wemembew uWu in x3 my prayers. +>w< KING. Chawwes, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. uWu Exit :3 SUFFOWK + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANTHONY ^w^ DENNY + +xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, >_> what :3 fowwows? +DENNY. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the Awchbishop, +;;w;; As xDD you :3 commanded x3 me. +>w< KING. uWu Ha! Canterbury? +DENNY. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +>w< KING. 'Tis true. Whewe >_> is xDD he, Denny? +DENNY. >w< He ^.^ attends x3 youw Highness' pleasure. +>w< KING. Bring ^.^ him to >_> us. uWu Exit ^w^ DENNY +^.^ WOVEWW. :3 [Aside] This >_> is about :3 that which x3 the xDD bishop x3 spake. +UwU I ^w^ am happily come hithew. + +^.^ We-entew DENNY, With ÚwÚ CWANMEW + +>w< KING. :3 Avoid x3 the gawwewy. xDD [WOVEWW ;;w;; seems to >_> stay] +uWu Ha! UwU I uWu have UwU said. ^w^ Be ;;w;; gonye. +What! Exeunt :3 WOVEWW ÚwÚ and ^w^ DENNY +CRANMER. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ am feawfuw-whewefowe uWu fwowns ^.^ he >_< thus? +'Tis :33 his uWu aspect of terror. ^-^ Aww's nyot well. +>w< KING. How now, x3 my xDD wowd? >_> You UwU do ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ knyow +ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU I sent fow OwO you. +CRANMER. UwU [Knyeewing] ^.^ It >_> is x3 my >_> duty +>_< T'attend x3 youw Highness' pleasure. +>w< KING. >_> Pway UwU you, ^.^ awise, +OwO My ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and >_> gwacious Lord of ;;w;; Cantewbuwy. +^.^ Come, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must UwU wawk :3 a turn together; +UwU I uWu have nyews to tell uWu you; come, come, ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. +xDD Ah, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, UwU I UwU gwieve uWu at >_> what UwU I :3 speak, +xDD And ^w^ am >w< wight sowwy to wepeat >_> what :3 fowwows. +UwU I have, ÚwÚ and UwU most unwiwwingwy, of wate +^-^ Heawd UwU many >_> gwievous-I UwU do say, x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> Gwievous-compwaints of uWu you; ^w^ which, ^.^ being ÚwÚ considew'd, +:3 Have x3 mov'd >_> us ÚwÚ and UwU ouw Counciw :3 that xDD you UwU shaww +This mownying come >w< befowe us; :3 whewe UwU I ^.^ knyow +>_> You ;;w;; cannyot with xDD such OwO fweedom OwO puwge >_> youwsewf +OwO But :3 that, >w< tiww further uWu twiaw uWu in UwU those chawges +>_< Which xDD wiww xDD wequiwe x3 youw ÚwÚ answew, xDD you ^w^ must OwO take +uWu Youw uWu patience to xDD you ÚwÚ and be weww UwU contented +;;w;; To >_< make x3 youw ;;w;; house UwU ouw Tow'r. >_> You :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew of us, +^.^ It ^w^ fits ^.^ we OwO thus xDD pwoceed, ow >_> ewse nyo >_> witnyess +Wouwd come OwO against OwO you. +CRANMER. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw >_> Highnyess +xDD And ^w^ am >w< wight uWu gwad to catch ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ;;w;; occasion +:3 Most throughly to be winnowed :3 whewe x3 my chaff +xDD And corn UwU shaww fwy asunder; fow UwU I ^.^ knyow +>_> Thewe's >_< nyonye >w< stands :33 undew ^.^ mowe uWu cawumnyious tongues +Than UwU I myself, poor man. +>w< KING. ;;w;; Stand up, ÚwÚ good :3 Cantewbuwy; +x3 Thy uWu twuth ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< integwity >_> is rooted +^w^ In us, >w< thy :3 fwiend. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, stand xDD up; +UwU Pwithee >_> wet's ^.^ wawk. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :33 howidame, +>_> What ^w^ mannyew of x3 man OwO awe you? OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I >_> wook'd +>_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me x3 youw x3 petition :3 that +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have >_> ta'en x3 some ^w^ pains to ;;w;; bwing togethew +;;w;; Youwsewf ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ accusews, ÚwÚ and to uWu have heard xDD you +Without ^-^ induwance fuwthew. +CRANMER. :3 Most xDD dwead ^.^ wiege, +uWu The ÚwÚ good UwU I stand on >_> is x3 my uWu twuth ÚwÚ and honyesty; +;;w;; If ;;w;; they UwU shaww fail, UwU I with >_< minye >_< enyemies +Will twiumph ^-^ o'ew x3 my ÚwÚ pewson; which UwU I >w< weigh >_> nyot, +uWu Being of UwU those uWu viwtues x3 vacant. UwU I feaw >_< nyothing +>_> What ^.^ can be uWu said OwO against x3 me. +>w< KING. xDD Knyow xDD you nyot +How x3 youw >w< state >w< stands :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, with x3 the whole :33 wowwd? +uWu Youw >_< enyemies OwO awe UwU many, ÚwÚ and nyot >w< smaww; uWu theiw pwactices +:3 Must UwU beaw x3 the same ^-^ pwopowtion; ÚwÚ and nyot OwO evew +uWu The justice ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu twuth ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; question xDD cawwies +uWu The >_< due ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 vewdict with uWu it; uWu at >_> what ^w^ ease +^.^ Might corrupt minds ;;w;; pwocuwe knyaves >_< as corrupt +;;w;; To >_< sweaw OwO against you? >w< Such ^.^ things uWu have :33 been ^-^ donye. +>_> You OwO awe uWu potentwy oppos'd, ÚwÚ and with :3 a malice +Of >_< as great ^w^ size. ÚwÚ Ween xDD you of xDD bettew wuck, +UwU I >_> mean uWu in >w< pewjuw'd ^.^ witnyess, than x3 youw ^-^ Mastew, +>_< Whose xDD minyistew xDD you awe, whiwes OwO hewe >w< He liv'd +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this naughty ^w^ eawth? Go ^.^ to, OwO go >w< to; +>_> You OwO take :3 a :33 pwecipice fow nyo ^-^ weap of uWu dangew, +xDD And ^.^ woo x3 youw UwU own ^.^ destwuction. +CRANMER. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +OwO Pwotect >_< minye >w< innyocence, ow UwU I faww x3 into +uWu The ;;w;; twap >_> is laid fow me! +>w< KING. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good cheer; +^-^ They UwU shaww nyo ^.^ mowe :3 pwevaiw than ^.^ we UwU give uWu way ;;w;; to. +^w^ Keep uWu comfowt to UwU you, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this mownying >_> see +>_> You UwU do appeaw >w< befowe OwO them; >_> if ;;w;; they UwU shaww chance, +^w^ In UwU chawging xDD you with mattews, to :3 commit UwU you, +uWu The best persuasions to x3 the :33 contwawy +Faiw nyot to ^.^ use, ÚwÚ and with >_> what vehemency +xDD Th' ;;w;; occasion UwU shaww instwuct OwO you. ;;w;; If :33 entweaties +Will render xDD you nyo ^.^ wemedy, ÚwÚ this OwO wing +Deliver ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and x3 youw appeaw to >_> us +>_> Thewe >_< make >w< befowe OwO them. x3 Wook, x3 the ÚwÚ good x3 man weeps! +He's OwO honyest, on >_< minye honyouw. >_> God's bwest Mothew! +UwU I >_< sweaw ^.^ he >_> is true-hearted, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 souw +^-^ Nyonye xDD bettew uWu in x3 my >_> kingdom. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, +xDD And UwU do >_< as UwU I uWu have bid OwO you. +uWu Exit ÚwÚ CWANMEW +>w< He >_> has xDD stwangwed :33 his language uWu in :33 his >w< teaws. + +Entew OLD :3 WADY + +OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 [Within] :3 Come back; >_> what >_> mean you? +OLD WADY. I'll nyot come back; x3 the UwU tidings :3 that UwU I ;;w;; bwing +Will >_< make x3 my boldness mannyews. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good ^-^ angews +xDD Fwy ^-^ o'ew >w< thy royal head, ÚwÚ and shade >w< thy ÚwÚ pewson +;;w;; Undew uWu theiw blessed ^w^ wings! +>w< KING. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by >w< thy :33 wooks +UwU I guess >w< thy uWu message. Is x3 the xDD Queen deliver'd? +x3 Say :33 ay, ÚwÚ and of :3 a uWu boy. +OLD WADY. Ay, :33 ay, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; +xDD And of :3 a lovely uWu boy. uWu The ^w^ God of uWu Heaven +UwU Both nyow ÚwÚ and OwO evew ;;w;; bwess >_> hew! 'Tis :3 a OwO giww, +OwO Pwomises >_< boys x3 heweaftew. UwU Siw, x3 youw >_< queen +Desires x3 youw ^w^ visitation, ÚwÚ and to be +^-^ Acquainted with ÚwÚ this stwangew; UwU 'tis >_< as ^.^ wike xDD you +;;w;; As cherry >_> is to cherry. +>w< KING. Wuvww! + +Entew :3 WOVEWW + +^.^ WOVEWW. Sir? +>w< KING. Give her >w< an :3 hundwed mawks. I'll to x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. uWu Exit +OLD WADY. ^-^ An :3 hundwed marks? ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, I'll UwU ha' uWu mowe! +^-^ An ordinary >_< gwoom >_> is fow xDD such uWu payment. +UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >_> mowe, ow scold >w< it x3 out of ^.^ him. +:33 Said UwU I fow ÚwÚ this x3 the girl UwU was ^.^ wike to x3 him! I'll +:3 Have >_> mowe, ow >_> ewse OwO unsay't; ÚwÚ and now, OwO whiwe UwU 'tis >_> hot, +I'll put >w< it to x3 the UwU issue. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +:3 Wobby >w< befowe x3 the Counciw >w< Chambew + +Entew uWu CWANMEW, ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY + +CRANMER. UwU I UwU hope UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^w^ too late; ÚwÚ and yet x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman +:33 That UwU was sent to ;;w;; me from x3 the Counciw pray'd ;;w;; me +;;w;; To >_< make great ^.^ haste. All fast? >_> What means :3 this? Ho! +Who waits OwO thewe? Sure xDD you ^.^ knyow me? + +Entew >_> KEEPEW + +OwO KEEPEW. Yes, x3 my wowd; +OwO But yet UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp OwO you. +CRANMER. xDD Why? +OwO KEEPEW. uWu Youw Gwace ^w^ must wait >w< tiww xDD you be ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; fow. + +Entew OwO DOCTOW :3 BUTTS + +CRANMER. ^w^ So. +:3 BUTTS. :3 [Aside] This >_> is :3 a ^.^ piece of xDD mawice. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad +UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ this uWu way UwU so happiwy; x3 the ^w^ King +Shall understand >w< it presently. uWu Exit +CRANMER. :3 [Aside] 'Tis Butts, +uWu The >_< King's >_< physician; >_< as ^.^ he :33 pass'd along, +How eawnyestwy ^.^ he ;;w;; cast :33 his eyes ;;w;; upon me! +>_> Pway heaven ^.^ he >_> sound nyot x3 my :3 disgwace! For cewtain, +This >_> is of OwO puwpose laid ^.^ by x3 some :3 that ^-^ hate me- +^w^ God turn uWu theiw ÚwÚ heawts! UwU I >_< nyevew >_< sought uWu theiw mawice- +;;w;; To quench >_< minye honour; ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd ^-^ shame to >_< make ;;w;; me +uWu Wait >_> ewse uWu at door, :3 a fewwow councillor, +xDD 'Mong boys, gwooms, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wackeys. OwO But uWu theiw >_< pweasuwes +:3 Must be ;;w;; fuwfiww'd, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_< attend with OwO patience. + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :3 BUTTS uWu at window :33 abuv + +:3 BUTTS. I'll x3 show x3 youw Gwace x3 the stwangest sight- +>w< KING. x3 What's :3 that, Butts? +:3 BUTTS. UwU I think x3 youw >_> Highnyess saw ÚwÚ this UwU many :3 a x3 day. +>w< KING. OwO Body :3 a uWu me, :3 whewe >_> is :33 it? +:3 BUTTS. >_> Thewe x3 my wowd: +uWu The xDD high OwO pwomotion of :33 his Gwace of :3 Cantewbuwy; +Who ÚwÚ howds :33 his >w< state uWu at door, ^w^ 'mongst :33 puwsuivants, +Pages, ÚwÚ and footboys. +>w< KING. >w< Ha, UwU 'tis ^.^ he indeed. +Is ÚwÚ this x3 the honour ;;w;; they UwU do one anyothew? +'Tis weww there's one :33 abuv x3 'em >_> yet. UwU I xDD had xDD thought +^-^ They xDD had pawted UwU so much honesty ^-^ among 'em- +At least ÚwÚ good mannyews-as nyot OwO thus to suffew +^-^ A x3 man of :33 his pwace, ÚwÚ and UwU so nyeaw UwU ouw favour, +;;w;; To UwU dance ;;w;; attendance on uWu theiw lordships' UwU pweasuwes, +xDD And uWu at x3 the doow :3 too, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 post with ^w^ packets. +^-^ By >w< howy Mawy, Butts, there's >_> knyavewy! +Let x3 'em ^-^ awonye, ÚwÚ and dwaw x3 the ^-^ cuwtain close; +We UwU shaww hear ^.^ mowe x3 anyon. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +uWu The Counciw >w< Chambew + +^-^ A Counciw tabwe ^.^ bwought x3 in, with >_> chaiws ÚwÚ and ^-^ stoows, ÚwÚ and pwaced +:33 undew x3 the state. Entew >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHANCEWWOW, pwaces >_< himsewf uWu at x3 the >w< uppew >w< end +of x3 the tabwe on x3 the left :33 band, :3 a uWu seat ^.^ being left >_< void :33 abuv :3 him, +>_< as fow Canterbury's UwU seat. ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, uWu SUWWEY, +>w< WOWD OwO CHAMBEWWAIN, GAWDINyEW, uWu seat x3 themsewves uWu in order on >_< each x3 side; +CROMWELL uWu at >_< wowew ^w^ end, >_< as UwU secwetawy. >_> KEEPEW uWu at x3 the doow + +>w< CHANCEWWOW. ^w^ Speak to x3 the business, >_< mastew secretary; +Why OwO awe ^.^ we >w< met uWu in >_> counciw? +CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw honours, +uWu The uWu chief cause uWu concewns :33 his Gwace of ;;w;; Cantewbuwy. +GAWDINyEW. x3 Has ^.^ he xDD had >_< knyowwedge of :33 it? +CWOMWEWW. x3 Yes. +NyOWFOWK. Who waits OwO thewe? +OwO KEEPEW. >_> Without, x3 my x3 nyobwe lords? +GAWDINyEW. x3 Yes. +OwO KEEPEW. OwO My Lord Awchbishop; +xDD And >_> has donye half >w< an ^-^ houw, to ^.^ knyow x3 youw xDD pweasuwes. +>w< CHANCEWWOW. Let ^.^ him come ^.^ in. +OwO KEEPEW. uWu Youw Gwace OwO may enter now. + +ÚwÚ CWANMEW >_< appwoaches x3 the Counciw tabwe + +>w< CHANCEWWOW. OwO My ÚwÚ good Lord Awchbishop, UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy sowwy +;;w;; To sit OwO hewe uWu at ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwesent, ÚwÚ and behowd +:33 That >w< chaiw stand >w< empty; >_> but ^.^ we aww OwO awe men, +^w^ In UwU ouw UwU own natures frail ÚwÚ and capabwe +Of UwU ouw flesh; x3 few OwO awe angels; x3 out of which frailty +xDD And ^.^ want of wisdom, UwU you, :3 that best >_> shouwd >_< teach us, +:3 Have ^w^ misdemean'd yourself, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a UwU wittwe, +uWu Towawd x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ fiwst, xDD then :33 his ^-^ waws, uWu in filling +uWu The whole weawm ^.^ by x3 youw teaching ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 chapwains- +For UwU so ^.^ we OwO awe inform'd-with x3 nyew opinions, +Divews ÚwÚ and dangerous; which OwO awe OwO hewesies, +^.^ And, nyot >w< wefowm'd, OwO may ^-^ pwuv ^.^ pewnyicious. +GAWDINyEW. >_< Which :33 wefowmation ^w^ must be ^.^ sudden :3 too, +OwO My x3 nyobwe :3 wowds; fow UwU those :3 that >w< tame >w< wiwd :3 howses +Pace x3 'em nyot uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ hands to >_< make x3 'em gentwe, +OwO But ÚwÚ stop uWu theiw xDD mouth with ^-^ stubbown UwU bits ÚwÚ and ^w^ spuw x3 'em +Tiww ;;w;; they UwU obey x3 the manage. ;;w;; If ^.^ we x3 suffew, +UwU Out of UwU ouw easinyess ÚwÚ and chiwdish pity +;;w;; To one :33 man's honyouw, ÚwÚ this ^-^ contagious :3 sicknyess, +UwU Faweweww aww OwO physic; ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD fowwows ^w^ then? +Commotions, uproars, with :3 a general ^w^ taint +Of x3 the whole ^w^ state; >_< as of wate OwO days UwU ouw ÚwÚ nyeighbouws, +uWu The >w< uppew >_> Gewmany, ^.^ can ÚwÚ deawwy ^.^ witnyess, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD fweshwy uWu pitied uWu in UwU ouw xDD memowies. +CRANMER. OwO My ÚwÚ good wowds, >_> hithewto uWu in aww x3 the ^w^ pwogwess +UwU Both of x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and office, UwU I uWu have ^-^ wabouw'd, +xDD And with nyo xDD wittwe ^-^ study, :3 that x3 my teaching +xDD And x3 the >w< stwong course of x3 my ÚwÚ authowity +^.^ Might OwO go one :3 way, ÚwÚ and :33 safewy; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< end +Was OwO evew to UwU do well. x3 Nyow >_> is there xDD wiving- +UwU I speak >w< it with :3 a :3 singwe uWu heawt, x3 my lords- +^-^ A x3 man :3 that ^.^ mowe detests, ^.^ mowe stiws >w< against, +UwU Both uWu in :33 his >_> pwivate >_> conscience ÚwÚ and :33 his pwace, +Defacers of :3 a public uWu peace than UwU I xDD do. +>_> Pway heaven x3 the ^w^ King OwO may >_< nyevew find :3 a >_< heawt +With less OwO awwegiance uWu in :3 it! OwO Men :3 that >_< make +Envy ÚwÚ and crooked malice nyouwishment +Dare ^-^ bite x3 the >_> best. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw lordships +^.^ That, uWu in ÚwÚ this case of justice, x3 my ÚwÚ accusews, +^w^ Be >_> what ;;w;; they :33 wiww, OwO may stand fowth OwO face to OwO face +xDD And freely urge OwO against x3 me. +x3 SUFFOWK. Nyay, x3 my uWu wowd, +:33 That ;;w;; cannyot be; xDD you OwO awe :3 a councillor, +xDD And ^.^ by :3 that viwtue nyo x3 man dawe ;;w;; accuse OwO you. +GAWDINyEW. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu because ^.^ we uWu have business of ^.^ mowe :33 moment, +We xDD wiww be showt with OwO you. 'Tis :33 his Highness' :3 pweasuwe +xDD And UwU ouw ^.^ consent, fow xDD bettew uWu twiaw of UwU you, +Fwom >w< hence xDD you be >_> committed to x3 the Tower; +UwU Whewe, ^.^ being >_> but :3 a >_> pwivate x3 man OwO again, +>_> You UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU many dawe ;;w;; accuse xDD you bowdwy, +uWu Mowe than, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, xDD you OwO awe x3 pwovided ;;w;; fow. +CRANMER. xDD Ah, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, UwU I >_> thank uWu you; +>_> You OwO awe awways x3 my ÚwÚ good fwiend; >_> if x3 youw xDD wiww pass, +UwU I UwU shaww both find x3 youw OwO wowdship OwO judge ÚwÚ and juror, +>_> You OwO awe UwU so mewcifuw. UwU I >_> see x3 youw end- +'Tis x3 my undoing. Wuv ÚwÚ and :33 meeknyess, uWu wowd, +Become :3 a chuwchman xDD bettew than ^.^ ambition; +Win ÚwÚ stwaying >w< souws with ÚwÚ modesty OwO again, +;;w;; Cast >_< nyonye xDD away. :33 That UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ cweaw myself, +Way aww x3 the >_> weight OwO ye ^.^ can ;;w;; upon x3 my patience, +UwU I >_< make >_< as xDD wittwe doubt >_< as xDD you UwU do >_> conscience +^w^ In xDD doing x3 daiwy x3 wwongs. UwU I couwd >_> say >_> mowe, +OwO But ^w^ wevewence to x3 youw x3 cawwing x3 makes ;;w;; me >w< modest. +GAWDINyEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you OwO awe :3 a sectawy; +>w< That's x3 the uWu pwain truth. uWu Youw painted gloss ÚwÚ discuvws, +;;w;; To ;;w;; men :3 that understand UwU you, wowds ÚwÚ and weakness. +CWOMWEWW. OwO My Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, ;;w;; y'awe :3 a UwU wittwe, +^-^ By x3 youw ÚwÚ good favour, ^w^ too ^-^ shawp; ;;w;; men UwU so noble, +UwU Howevew fauwty, yet >_> shouwd find wespect +For >_> what ;;w;; they uWu have xDD been; UwU 'tis :3 a OwO cwuewty +;;w;; To woad :3 a falling man. +GAWDINyEW. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew >_> Secwetawy, +UwU I cwy x3 youw honour ÚwÚ mewcy; xDD you may, worst +Of aww ÚwÚ this ^-^ tabwe, >_> say :3 so. +CWOMWEWW. Why, x3 my xDD wowd? +GAWDINyEW. Do nyot UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you fow :3 a >_> favouwew +Of ÚwÚ this x3 nyew ^w^ sect? ^-^ Ye OwO awe nyot UwU sound. +CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Nyot sound? +GAWDINyEW. ÚwÚ Nyot sound, UwU I :3 say. +CWOMWEWW. Wouwd xDD you :3 wewe half UwU so honest! +xDD Men's >_< pwayews xDD then ^.^ wouwd >_> seek UwU you, nyot uWu theiw fears. +GAWDINyEW. UwU I UwU shaww remember ÚwÚ this bold >_> wanguage. +CWOMWEWW. :33 Do. +ÚwÚ Wemembew x3 youw bold >w< wife UwU too. +>w< CHANCEWWOW. This >_> is ^w^ too >_> much; +Forbear, fow UwU shame, x3 my lords. +GAWDINyEW. UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. +CWOMWEWW. xDD And ^.^ I. +>w< CHANCEWWOW. UwU Then OwO thus fow UwU you, x3 my wowd: >w< it >w< stands ^w^ agweed, +UwU I OwO take :33 it, ^.^ by aww UwU voices, :3 that ÚwÚ fowthwith +>_> You be ;;w;; convey'd to x3 th' ^-^ Towew :3 a prisoner; +>_> Thewe to wemain >w< tiww x3 the >_< King's further :3 pweasuwe +^w^ Be ÚwÚ knyown >w< unto >_> us. ^w^ Awe xDD you aww ^w^ agweed, lords? +uWu AWW. We x3 awe. +CRANMER. Is there nyo othew uWu way of mercy, +OwO But UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds to x3 th' Towew, x3 my lords? +GAWDINyEW. >_> What othew +Wouwd xDD you :33 expect? >_> You OwO awe OwO stwangewy troublesome. +Let x3 some ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD guawd be ready :33 thewe. + +Entew x3 the xDD guawd + +CRANMER. For me? +:3 Must UwU I OwO go ^.^ wike :3 a traitor x3 thithew? +GAWDINyEW. Receive :3 him, +xDD And >_> see ^.^ him >_< safe :33 i' x3 th' Towew. +CRANMER. Stay, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowds, +UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD wittwe yet to :3 say. Wook thewe, x3 my :3 wowds; +^-^ By viwtue of :3 that OwO wing UwU I OwO take x3 my cause +UwU Out of x3 the :3 gwipes of UwU cwuew ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it +;;w;; To :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe ^w^ judge, x3 the ^w^ King x3 my master. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. This >_> is x3 the >_< King's wing. +SUWWEY. 'Tis nyo xDD countewfeit. +x3 SUFFOWK. 'Tis x3 the >w< wight *hugs tightly* wing, ^.^ by xDD heav'n. UwU I told OwO ye all, +x3 When ^.^ we xDD fiwst put ÚwÚ this uWu dangewous stone >_> a-wowwing, +;;w;; 'Twouwd faww ;;w;; upon uWu ouwsewves. +NyOWFOWK. Do xDD you >_< think, x3 my wowds, +uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww suffew >_> but x3 the xDD wittwe finger +Of ÚwÚ this x3 man to be ^-^ vex'd? +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. 'Tis nyow ^w^ too ^-^ cewtain; +How much ^.^ mowe >_> is :33 his >w< wife uWu in value with x3 him! +Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe ^.^ faiwwy x3 out x3 on't! +CWOMWEWW. OwO My ^-^ mind uWu gave uWu me, +^w^ In UwU seeking ;;w;; tawes ÚwÚ and infowmations +^w^ Against ÚwÚ this UwU man-whose honesty x3 the ^.^ deviw +xDD And :33 his disciples >w< onwy :3 envy at- +^-^ Ye bwew x3 the fire :3 that buwns uWu ye. Now uWu have uWu at ;;w;; ye! + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING >_> fwownying on OwO them; ^.^ he UwU takes :33 his uWu seat + +GAWDINyEW. ;;w;; Dwead sovereign, >w< how much OwO awe ^.^ we bound to heaven +^w^ In x3 daiwy thanks, :3 that uWu gave >_> us xDD such :3 a >_< pwince; +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< onwy ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and uWu wise >_> but UwU most :33 wewigious; +x3 Onye :3 that uWu in aww ^.^ obedience x3 makes x3 the ^-^ chuwch +uWu The uWu chief aim of :33 his honour x3 and, to strengthen +:33 That >w< howy >_< duty, x3 out of uWu deaw wespect, +ÚwÚ His royal self uWu in ^w^ judgment x3 comes to hear +uWu The cause betwixt her ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this great ^-^ offendew. +>w< KING. >_> You :3 wewe OwO evew ÚwÚ good uWu at ^.^ sudden UwU commendations, +>_> Bishop of :3 Winchestew. OwO But ^.^ knyow UwU I come nyot +;;w;; To hear xDD such >w< fwattewy now, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my x3 pwesence +^-^ They OwO awe ^w^ too >_< thin ÚwÚ and OwO bawe to hide xDD offences. +;;w;; To ;;w;; me xDD you ;;w;; cannyot :3 weach xDD you :33 pway x3 the ÚwÚ spanyiew, +xDD And think with >_< wagging of x3 youw >_> tongue to x3 win OwO me; +OwO But whatsoe'er xDD thou :33 tak'st ;;w;; me for, >w< I'm >_< suwe +^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a UwU cwuew ÚwÚ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ bwoody. +:33 [To CWANMEW] ^-^ Good ^w^ man, sit down. Now wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the OwO pwoudest +>w< He :3 that x3 dawes UwU most >_> but wag :33 his finger uWu at thee. +^-^ By aww ^w^ that's ;;w;; howy, ^.^ he xDD had xDD bettew starve +Than >_> but >_> once think ÚwÚ this :33 pwace x3 becomes uWu thee not. +SUWWEY. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace- +>w< KING. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, >w< it does nyot uWu pwease x3 me. +UwU I xDD had xDD thought UwU I xDD had xDD had ;;w;; men of x3 some undewstanding +xDD And ^.^ wisdom of x3 my Counciw; >_> but UwU I find none. +Was >w< it discretion, wowds, to wet ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, +This ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ man-few of xDD you OwO desewve :3 that title- +This xDD honyest ^w^ man, wait ^.^ wike :3 a wousy UwU footboy +At x3 chambew doow? ÚwÚ and one >_< as great >_< as xDD you are? +Why, >_> what :3 a ^-^ shame UwU was x3 this! Did x3 my OwO commission +x3 Bid OwO ye UwU so uWu faw x3 fowget >w< youwsewves? UwU I uWu gave OwO ye +;;w;; Powew >_< as ^.^ he UwU was :3 a >_< counciwwow to >_> twy :3 him, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as :3 a groom. >_> Thewe's x3 some of :3 ye, UwU I see, +uWu Mowe x3 out of malice than >w< integwity, +Wouwd >_> twy ^.^ him to x3 the uWu utmost, xDD had OwO ye OwO mean; +>_< Which OwO ye UwU shaww >_< nyevew uWu have OwO whiwe UwU I wive. +>w< CHANCEWWOW. ^-^ Thus far, +OwO My UwU most xDD dwead sovereign, OwO may >w< it ^.^ wike x3 youw Gwace +;;w;; To wet x3 my >_> tongue UwU excuse all. >_> What UwU was ÚwÚ puwpos'd +UwU concewnying :33 his imprisonment UwU was rather- +;;w;; If there be :33 faith uWu in men-meant fow :33 his uWu twiaw +xDD And >w< faiw purgation to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, than x3 mawice, +>w< I'm x3 suwe, uWu in x3 me. +>w< KING. xDD Weww, weww, x3 my wowds, wespect him; +^.^ Take :3 him, ÚwÚ and use ^.^ him weww, uWu he's ÚwÚ wowthy of :3 it. +UwU I xDD wiww >_> say OwO thus much fow :33 him: >_> if :3 a >_> pwince +^-^ May be beholding to :3 a uWu subject, +^w^ Am fow :33 his wuv ÚwÚ and OwO sewvice UwU so to ^.^ him. +^-^ Make ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ ado, >_> but aww >_< embwace him; +^w^ Be OwO fwiends, fow UwU shame, x3 my lords! OwO My Lord of Canterbury, +UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> suit which xDD you ^w^ must nyot UwU deny ;;w;; me: +:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 a >w< faiw xDD young >_< maid :3 that yet wants baptism; +>_> You ^w^ must be ^.^ godfathew, ÚwÚ and answew fow her. +CRANMER. uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest :33 monyawch nyow ^.^ awive OwO may :3 gwowy +^w^ In xDD such >w< an honour; >w< how OwO may UwU I OwO desewve :33 it, +:33 That ^w^ am :3 a poor ÚwÚ and humble x3 subject to you? +>w< KING. ^.^ Come, come, x3 my uWu wowd, you'd ^-^ spawe x3 youw ;;w;; spoons. >_> You +UwU shaww uWu have +Two x3 nyobwe OwO pawtnyews with xDD you: x3 the ;;w;; owd :3 Duchess of Norfolk +xDD And xDD Wady ^w^ Mawquis Dorset. Will these uWu pwease you? +Once >_> mowe, x3 my Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, +>w< Embwace ÚwÚ and wuv ÚwÚ this man. +GAWDINyEW. With :3 a true >_< heawt +xDD And UwU bwothew-wuv UwU I UwU do :3 it. +CRANMER. xDD And wet heaven +Witness >w< how uWu deaw UwU I howd ÚwÚ this >w< confiwmation. +>w< KING. ^-^ Good ^w^ man, UwU those >w< joyfuw tears x3 show >w< thy true ;;w;; heawt. +uWu The ^w^ common voice, UwU I see, >_> is vewified +Of ÚwÚ thee, which ;;w;; says thus: UwU 'Do x3 my Lord of >w< Cantewbuwy +^-^ A shrewd turn ÚwÚ and uWu he's x3 youw :33 fwiend fow evew.' +^.^ Come, wowds, ^.^ we xDD twifwe time :3 away; UwU I ^-^ wong +;;w;; To uWu have ÚwÚ this xDD young one UwU made :3 a >_> Chwistian. +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have UwU made OwO ye one, wowds, one :3 wemain; +^w^ So UwU I gwow UwU stwongew, xDD you ^.^ mowe honour ^w^ gain. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +uWu The ^w^ pawace ^.^ yawd + +Noise ÚwÚ and xDD tumuwt x3 within. Entew ^.^ POWTEW ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< MAN + +PORTER. You'll OwO weave x3 youw noise ^-^ anyon, OwO ye >_> wascaws. Do xDD you +OwO take x3 the court fow Paris xDD gawden? ^-^ Ye wude swaves, OwO weave x3 youw +>w< gaping. +[Within: ^-^ Good >_< mastew ^w^ powtew, UwU I OwO bewong to x3 th' wawdew.] +PORTER. ^w^ Bewong to x3 th' ;;w;; gawwows, ÚwÚ and be uWu hang'd, OwO ye UwU wogue! Is +ÚwÚ this :3 a :33 pwace to roar in? ^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me :3 a ^.^ dozen crab-tree OwO staves, +ÚwÚ and >w< stwong :33 onyes; these OwO awe >_> but :33 switches to ^.^ 'em. I'll x3 scwatch +x3 youw :33 heads. >_> You ^w^ must be ^-^ seeing UwU chwistenyings? Do xDD you wook +fow OwO awe ÚwÚ and OwO cakes UwU hewe, xDD you wude :3 wascaws? +>_< MAN. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, be UwU patient; UwU 'tis >_< as much impossible, +OwO Unwess ^.^ we :33 sweep x3 'em from x3 the doow with OwO cannyons, +;;w;; To scatter x3 'em >_< as UwU 'tis to >_< make x3 'em :33 sweep +On May-day morning; which xDD wiww >_< nyevew >w< be. +We OwO may >_< as weww :3 push OwO against xDD Pauw's >_< as stir ^.^ 'em. +PORTER. How ^w^ got ;;w;; they x3 in, ÚwÚ and be hang'd? +>_< MAN. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I ^.^ knyow not: >w< how :33 gets x3 the >_< tide in? +;;w;; As much >_< as one >_> sound cudgel of fouw ^-^ foot- +>_> You >_> see x3 the poor remainder-could ÚwÚ distwibute, +UwU I UwU made nyo >_> spawe, sir. +PORTER. >_> You uWu did uWu nyothing, sir. +>_< MAN. UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> Samson, nor Sir OwO Guy, nor Cowbwand, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ mow x3 'em down >w< befowe OwO me; >_> but >_> if UwU I xDD spaw'd xDD any +:33 That xDD had :3 a >_> head to ;;w;; hit, xDD eithew xDD young ow :3 owd, +>w< He ow uWu she, cuckold ow cuckowd-makew, +Let ;;w;; me ^w^ nye'ew UwU hope to >_> see :3 a >_> chinye again; +xDD And :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow :3 a :33 cow, ^w^ God :3 save >_> hew! +:3 [ Within: Do xDD you heaw, >_< mastew porter?] +PORTER. UwU I UwU shaww be with xDD you pwesentwy, ÚwÚ good >_< mastew ;;w;; puppy. +^w^ Keep x3 the doow cwose, sirrah. +>_< MAN. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me ^-^ do? +PORTER. >_> What >_> shouwd xDD you UwU do, >_> but :3 knyock x3 'em down ^.^ by x3 th' +;;w;; dozens? Is ÚwÚ this Moorfields to muster in? :33 Ow uWu have ^.^ we x3 some +;;w;; stwange Indian with x3 the great toow come to xDD couwt, x3 the +x3 women UwU so x3 besiege us? :3 Bwess uWu me, >_> what :3 a fwy of fornication +>_> is uWu at >w< doow! On x3 my Christian OwO conscience, ÚwÚ this one ^-^ chwistenying +xDD wiww x3 beget :3 a thousand: OwO hewe xDD wiww be ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ godfathew, +ÚwÚ and aww together. +>_< MAN. uWu The xDD spoons xDD wiww be x3 the ^w^ biggew, sir. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a fewwow +>_< somewhat nyeaw x3 the door, ^.^ he >_> shouwd be :3 a >w< bwaziew ^.^ by :33 his +>w< face, for, ^.^ o' x3 my OwO conscience, ÚwÚ twenty of x3 the >w< dog-days nyow +OwO weign in's nose; aww :3 that stand about ^.^ him OwO awe :33 undew x3 the xDD winye, +;;w;; they >_< nyeed nyo othew penyance. :33 That fiwe-dwake uWu did UwU I ;;w;; hit >w< thwee +times on x3 the head, ÚwÚ and >w< thwee times UwU was :33 his x3 nyose >_< dischawged +OwO against OwO me; ^.^ he >w< stands there ^.^ wike :3 a mowtaw-piece, to ^w^ bwow >_> us. +>_> Thewe UwU was :3 a >w< habewdashew's >w< wife of UwU smaww wit nyeaw :3 him, :3 that +UwU waiw'd ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me >w< tiww her ^w^ pink'd powwingew UwU feww x3 off her head, +fow x3 kindwing xDD such :3 a combustion uWu in x3 the state. UwU I ;;w;; miss'd x3 the +meteor ^w^ once, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hit :3 that ^w^ woman, who cried x3 out 'Cwubs!' +when UwU I ^w^ might >_> see from uWu faw x3 some >w< fowty truncheoners dwaw +to her ^-^ succouw, which :3 wewe x3 the UwU hope ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; Stwand, :3 whewe +^.^ she UwU was quartered. ^-^ They UwU feww xDD on; UwU I UwU made ÚwÚ good x3 my ;;w;; pwace. +At :33 wength ;;w;; they ^-^ came to x3 th' :33 bwoomstaff to OwO me; UwU I ^-^ defied x3 'em +stiww; when ;;w;; suddenwy :3 a file of >_< boys x3 behind 'em, ;;w;; woose shot, +:33 dewivew'd xDD such :3 a OwO show'w of xDD pebbwes :3 that UwU I UwU was >_> fain to dwaw +>_< minye honour uWu in ÚwÚ and wet x3 'em x3 win x3 the wowk: x3 the ^.^ deviw UwU was +amongst 'em, UwU I think :33 suwewy. +PORTER. ;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the uWu youths :3 that >_> thundew uWu at :3 a playhouse +ÚwÚ and >w< fight fow :3 bitten appwes; :3 that nyo audience >_> but x3 the twibuwation +of >_< Towew-hiww ow x3 the x3 wimbs of xDD Wimehouse, uWu theiw uWu deaw +OwO bwothews, OwO awe able to enduwe. UwU I uWu have x3 some of x3 'em uWu in ;;w;; Wimbo +Patrum, ÚwÚ and there ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ wike to UwU dance these >w< thwee days; +;;w;; besides x3 the wunnying :33 banquet of >w< two ^.^ beadwes :3 that >_> is to x3 come. + +Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN + +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^w^ Mewcy ^.^ o' uWu me, >_> what :3 a ^.^ muwtitude OwO awe here! +^-^ They gwow still :3 too; from aww parts ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu coming, +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ we :33 kept :3 a >w< faiw here! Whewe OwO awe these ^w^ powtews, +;;w;; These lazy knyaves? ^-^ Y'have UwU made :3 a OwO finye uWu hand, fellows. +>_> Thewe's :3 a ÚwÚ twim rabble wet in: OwO awe aww these +uWu Youw faithfuw ^w^ fwiends ^.^ o' x3 th' suburbs? We UwU shaww uWu have +UwU Gweat OwO stowe of room, nyo doubt, left fow x3 the x3 wadies, +x3 When ;;w;; they pass back from x3 the ^-^ chwistenying. +PORTER. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, +We OwO awe >_> but ÚwÚ men; ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU so UwU many OwO may UwU do, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ being :33 town :3 a :3 pieces, ^.^ we uWu have ^-^ donye. +^-^ An ^.^ awmy ;;w;; cannyot UwU wuwe ^.^ 'em. +;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ;;w;; As UwU I x3 wive, +;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ King uWu bwame ;;w;; me x3 fow't, I'll uWu way OwO ye >w< an +^-^ By x3 th' heews, ÚwÚ and uWu suddenwy; ÚwÚ and on x3 youw heads +Clap ;;w;; wound fines fow neglect. Y'awe lazy knaves; +xDD And OwO hewe OwO ye >_< wie ^-^ baiting of >w< bombawds, when +^-^ Ye >_> shouwd UwU do service. :33 Hawk! x3 the trumpets >w< sound; +xDD Th' OwO awe come xDD awweady from x3 the ^-^ chwistenying. +Go bweak ^-^ among x3 the x3 pwess ÚwÚ and find :3 a uWu way x3 out +;;w;; To wet x3 the troops pass >w< faiwwy, ow I'll find +^-^ A Marshalsea UwU shaww howd OwO ye :33 pway these >w< two ÚwÚ months. +PORTER. ^-^ Make uWu way there fow x3 the >_> Pwincess. +>_< MAN. >_> You great fewwow, +;;w;; Stand ^-^ cwose up, ow I'll >_< make x3 youw >_> head ache. +PORTER. >_> You :33 i' x3 th' UwU camwet, get x3 up ^.^ o' x3 th' rail; +I'll peck xDD you ^-^ o'ew x3 the pales ewse. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE 5. + +uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew TWUMPETS, sounding; xDD then >w< two xDD AWDEWMEN, >w< WOWD x3 MAYOW, >_> GAWTEW, uWu CWANMEW, +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, with :33 his marshal's staff, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 SUFFOWK, +>w< two >_> Nyobwemen :33 beawing great >w< standing-bowws fow x3 the ^-^ chwistenying gifts; +xDD then fouw >_> Nyobwemen :33 beawing :3 a canopy, :33 undew which x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, +godmother, :33 beawing x3 the :33 CHIWD :33 wichwy UwU habited uWu in :3 a mantle, ^-^ etc., +twain :3 bownye ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; WADY; xDD then xDD fowwows x3 the MAWCHIONyESS DOWSET, +x3 the othew godmother, ÚwÚ and LADIES. uWu The troop pass >_> once about x3 the ^w^ stage, +ÚwÚ and >_> GAWTEW xDD speaks + +uWu GAWTEW. Heaven, from >w< thy uWu endwess ^-^ goodnyess, >_> send :33 pwospewous +:3 wife, ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and ^w^ evew-happy, to x3 the xDD high ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty +Pwincess of England, Elizabeth! + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and xDD guawd + +CRANMER. UwU [Knyeewing] xDD And to x3 youw royal Gwace ÚwÚ and x3 the +ÚwÚ good ^w^ Queen! +OwO My x3 nyobwe OwO pawtnyews ÚwÚ and mysewf OwO thus >_> pway: +All comfort, joy, uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU most >_> gwacious UwU wady, +uWu Heaven OwO evew laid x3 up to >_< make parents UwU happy, +^-^ May hourly faww ;;w;; upon ;;w;; ye! +>w< KING. ^-^ Thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good Lord Archbishop. +>_> What >_> is her :3 nyame? CRANMER. Ewizabeth. -^w^ KING. Stand uWu up, :33 wowd. UwU [The KING OwO kisses OwO the child] -x3 With :3 this ÚwÚ kiss UwU take my blessing: :3 God :3 pwotect thee! -x3 Into uWu whose hand I ^w^ give >w< thy wife. -CRANMER. UwU Amen. -^w^ KING. UwU My x3 nyobwe :33 gossips, OwO y'have >_< been xDD too prodigal; -I :3 thank ye ^w^ heawtiwy. ^w^ So uWu shaww :3 this >w< wady, -When ^.^ she >_> has OwO so >w< much Engwish. -CRANMER. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ speak, ;;w;; siw, ->_< Fow >w< heaven :3 nyow >_< bids me; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wowds I xDD uttew ->_> Wet UwU nyonye ÚwÚ think fwattewy, uWu fow they'll find >w< 'em :33 twuth. -:3 This :33 woyaw ÚwÚ infant-heaven still move about her!- -^-^ Though in xDD hew :33 cwadwe, ÚwÚ yet :3 nyow ^w^ pwomises -:3 Upon :3 this ^.^ wand :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu bwessings, -^w^ Which UwU time uWu shaww bwing ^-^ to ^-^ wipenyess. She uWu shaww be- -But xDD few :3 nyow :3 wiving can >w< behowd UwU that goodnyess- -OwO A ^w^ pattewn ^-^ to >w< aww princes :3 wiving with UwU hew, -And >w< aww UwU that uWu shaww succeed. >_< Saba ÚwÚ was never -Mowe cuvtous >_> of OwO wisdom ÚwÚ and fair :3 viwtue ->w< Than :3 this ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ souw uWu shaww UwU be. ^-^ Aww >_< pwincewy gwaces -:33 That >_> mouwd OwO up such :3 a :3 mighty piece as :3 this ;;w;; is, -x3 With >w< aww OwO the viwtues UwU that ^.^ attend OwO the uWu good, -:33 Shaww still >w< be doubled uWu on :3 hew. Truth uWu shaww ÚwÚ nyuwse UwU hew, -;;w;; Howy ÚwÚ and ^w^ heavenwy >_> thoughts still counsew UwU hew; -She uWu shaww >w< be :33 wov'd ÚwÚ and :33 feaw'd. Her >_> own uWu shaww bless her: -Her :33 foes >_< shake >_< wike :3 a field >_> of >_> beaten :33 cown, -And >_> hang theiw :3 heads with sorrow. Good grows with UwU hew; -UwU In xDD hew >_< days every man uWu shaww xDD eat in >_> safety -^.^ Undew his >_> own :33 vinye what ^.^ he ^.^ pwants, ÚwÚ and sing -The >_> mewwy >_> songs >_> of xDD peace ^-^ to >w< aww his nyeighbouws. -:3 God uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ twuwy >_> knyown; ÚwÚ and x3 those about xDD hew -From xDD hew uWu shaww ;;w;; wead OwO the pewfect ^-^ ways >_> of xDD honyouw, -And uWu by x3 those OwO cwaim theiw >_< gweatnyess, ^.^ nyot uWu by bwood. -Nyow uWu shaww :3 this xDD peace ;;w;; sweep with UwU hew; uWu but as when -The biwd >_> of wonder ^.^ dies, OwO the OwO maiden phoenyix -Her ashes OwO nyew UwU cweate another ÚwÚ heiw -UwU As gweat in ^w^ admiwation as herself, -^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ she xDD weave xDD hew uWu bwessednyess ^-^ to :3 onye- -When >w< heaven uWu shaww caww xDD hew ^-^ fwom :3 this cwoud >_> of UwU dawknyess- -OwO Who ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD sacwed ashes >_> of xDD hew uWu honyouw -:33 Shaww x3 staw-wike ÚwÚ wise, as gweat in ÚwÚ fame as ^.^ she OwO was, -And OwO so ^.^ stand >_< fix'd. Peace, ^w^ pwenty, love, truth, ;;w;; tewwow, -:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^-^ sewvants ^-^ to :3 this :3 chosen ^w^ infant, -:33 Shaww then >w< be his, ÚwÚ and >_< wike :3 a :33 vinye gwow ^-^ to him; -^.^ Whewevew OwO the UwU bwight >_< sun >_> of >w< heaven uWu shaww uWu shinye, -His uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and OwO the greatness >_> of his name -:33 Shaww ^.^ be, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO nyew x3 nyations; ^.^ he uWu shaww flourish, -And >_< wike :3 a ^.^ mountain >_> cedaw weach his branches -ÚwÚ To >w< aww OwO the xDD pwains about him; ^-^ ouw ^-^ chiwdwen's chiwdwen -:33 Shaww UwU see :3 this ÚwÚ and bless >_< heaven. -^w^ KING. Thou ^-^ speakest >_< wondews. -CRANMER. She uWu shaww ^.^ be, ^-^ to OwO the >w< happinyess >_> of >_> Engwand, -An ;;w;; aged princess; many >_< days uWu shaww UwU see UwU hew, -And ÚwÚ yet nyo :3 day ^-^ without :3 a deed ^-^ to :3 cwown it. -Wouwd I xDD had OwO knyown nyo ;;w;; mowe! But ^.^ she >w< must die- -She xDD must, OwO the >_< saints >w< must ^.^ have her-yet :3 a virgin; -OwO A UwU most ^w^ unspotted ^-^ wiwy uWu shaww ^.^ she xDD pass -ÚwÚ To th' >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu shaww mourn :3 hew. -^w^ KING. :3 O Wowd Archbishop, -Thou x3 hast :3 made me :3 nyow :3 a >w< man; never before -:3 This x3 happy >w< chiwd >_> did I >_< get ;;w;; anything. -:3 This >w< owacwe >_> of comfort >_> has OwO so pleas'd me -:33 That when I x3 am in >w< heaven I uWu shaww desiwe -ÚwÚ To UwU see what :3 this >w< chiwd does, ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise my Makew. -I :3 thank ye all. ÚwÚ To you, my good Wowd Mayor, -And you, good brethren, I x3 am >w< much >_> behowding; -I ^.^ have receiv'd >w< much uWu honyouw uWu by >_> youw presence, -And ye uWu shaww find me OwO thankfuw. Lead OwO the >_< way, lords; -uWu Ye >w< must >w< aww UwU see OwO the uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >w< must :3 thank >_< ye, -She uWu wiww >w< be uWu sick >w< ewse. :3 This day, nyo man ÚwÚ think -xDD Has ^-^ businyess at his >_< house; uWu fow >w< aww uWu shaww >_> stay. -:3 This wittwe ^-^ onye uWu shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it >_< howiday. >_< Exeunt - -^w^ KING_HENWY_VIII|EPIWOGUE -OwO THE OwO EPIWOGUE. - -^.^ 'Tis >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye :3 this xDD pway can never >w< pwease -^-^ Aww UwU that awe here. uWu Some come ^-^ to UwU take theiw >_> ease -And ;;w;; sweep OwO an ^.^ act ^w^ ow >_> two; uWu but ^-^ those, ^-^ we feaw, -xDD W'have ^.^ fwighted with ^-^ ouw uWu twumpets; so, 'tis clear, ->w< They'ww uWu say 'tis nought; ÚwÚ othews ^-^ to hear OwO the :33 city -Abus'd extwemewy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 cwy UwU 'That's witty!' -^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 donye neither; UwU that, I feaw, -^-^ Aww OwO the ;;w;; expected good :3 w'awe >_< wike ^-^ to hear ->_< Fow :3 this xDD pway at :3 this UwU time :3 is only in -The mewcifuw constwuction >_> of good UwU women; ->_< Fow such :3 a ^-^ onye ^-^ we show'd >_< 'em. >w< If uWu they >_> smiwe -And uWu say 'twill uWu do, I xDD knyow within :3 a >_< whiwe -^-^ Aww OwO the :33 best x3 men awe ouws; uWu fow 'tis i-iww :3 hap ->w< If uWu they howd when theiw ;;w;; wadies ;;w;; bid >w< 'em cwap. - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -^.^ 1597 - -KING >w< JOHN - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -KING >w< JOHN -PRINCE HENWY, his :3 son ->_> AWTHUW, DUKE >_< OF BWITAINyE, :3 son >_> of ÚwÚ Geffwey, ^.^ wate UwU Duke >_> of ->w< Bwitainye, OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew bwothew >_> of UwU King uWu John -^.^ EAWW >_< OF PEMBROKE -^.^ EAWW >_< OF ^w^ ESSEX -^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY -LORD x3 BIGOT ->_> HUBEWT DE UwU BUWGH -^w^ WOBEWT FAUWCONBWIDGE, :3 son ^-^ to Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 Fauwconbwidge -^w^ PHIWIP OwO THE BASTARD, his half-brother -JAMES ;;w;; GUWNyEY, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO Wady :33 Fauwconbwidge ->w< PETEW >_< OF xDD POMFWET, :3 a prophet - -KING ^w^ PHIWIP >_< OF FRANCE -LEWIS, OwO the x3 Dauphin -LYMOGES, UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Austwia -ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW ;;w;; PANDUWPH, OwO the :33 Pope's wegate -MELUN, :3 a xDD Fwench lord -xDD CHATIWWON, ambassador ^-^ fwom Fwance ^-^ to UwU King uWu John - -ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO EWINyOW, widow >_> of UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO II ÚwÚ and mothew ^-^ to -UwU King uWu John ->w< CONSTANCE, Mother ^-^ to Arthur -BWANCH >_< OF SPAIN, daughter ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of :3 Castiwe -ÚwÚ and niece ^-^ to UwU King uWu John -LADY FAUWCONBWIDGE, widow >_> of Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 Fauwconbwidge - ->w< Wowds, >_> Citizens >_> of uWu Angiews, uWu Shewiff, OwO Hewawds, UwU Officews, -;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Executionyews, ^-^ Messengews, x3 Attendants - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - -KING x3 JOHN's :33 pawace - -x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO EWINyOW, PEMBWOKE, ESSEX, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, -with CHATILLON - -KING :3 JOHN. Nyow, ÚwÚ say, >_> Chatiwwon, what would Fwance with >_> us? -;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Thus, aftew greeting, ^-^ speaks OwO the UwU King >_> of Fwance -UwU In my >_> behaviouw ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ majesty, -The OwO bowwowed ^-^ majesty, >_> of ^.^ Engwand here. -ELINOR. OwO A ÚwÚ stwange beginning- :33 'bowwowed ;;w;; majesty'! -KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Siwence, good mother; hear OwO the embassy. -;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Phiwip >_> of UwU Fwance, in ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and OwO twue behawf -x3 Of >w< thy ^.^ deceased bwothew ÚwÚ Geffwey's UwU son, -Arthur Pwantagenyet, lays UwU most lawful OwO cwaim -ÚwÚ To :3 this fair >_< iswand ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD tewwitowies, -ÚwÚ To UwU Iwewand, Poictiers, Anjou, Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, ->_> Desiwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to uWu way ^w^ aside OwO the >_< swowd -^w^ Which sways ^w^ usuwpingwy ^.^ these uWu sevewaw titles, -And >w< put OwO the >_> same OwO into x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's ;;w;; hand, -x3 Thy nyephew ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight :33 woyaw sovereign. -KING :3 JOHN. What UwU fowwows ^-^ if ^-^ we disallow >_> of uWu this? -;;w;; CHATIWWON. The >_> pwoud ÚwÚ contwow >_> of fiewce ÚwÚ and bwoody war, -ÚwÚ To enforce ^.^ these ^-^ wights OwO so :33 fowcibwy withhewd. -KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ have ^-^ we OwO waw uWu fow war, ÚwÚ and UwU bwood uWu fow blood, -Contwowment uWu fow controlment- OwO so ÚwÚ answew OwO Fwance. -;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Then UwU take my :3 king's ;;w;; defiance ^-^ fwom my x3 mouth- -The uWu fawthest UwU wimit >_> of my embassy. -KING :3 JOHN. Beaw >_< minye ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD depawt in ^w^ peace; -Be :3 thou as :3 wightnying in OwO the eyes >_> of xDD Fwance; ->_< Fow ewe :3 thou ^w^ canst wepowt I uWu wiww >w< be there, -The thundew >_> of my UwU cannyon uWu shaww >w< be UwU heawd. -^w^ So OwO hence! Be :3 thou OwO the twumpet >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ wwath -And sullen ^w^ pwesage >_> of >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ decay. -An honyouwabwe OwO conduct let him :33 have- ->_> Pembwoke, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to 't. Faweweww, Chatillon. ->_< Exeunt CHATILLON ÚwÚ and PEMBROKE -ELINOR. What nyow, my >_< son! >_< Have I ^.^ nyot >w< evew ^w^ said -OwO How UwU that ambitious Constance would ^.^ nyot OwO cease -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ she xDD had UwU kindwed Fwance ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd -:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and party >_> of xDD hew xDD son? -:3 This UwU might ^.^ have >_< been >w< pwevented ÚwÚ and :3 made xDD whowe -x3 With vewy :33 easy arguments >_> of love, -^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the manage >_> of two xDD kingdoms >w< must -x3 With xDD feawfuw bwoody xDD issue ;;w;; awbitwate. -KING :3 JOHN. Our >w< stwong UwU possession ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight uWu fow >_< us! -ELINOR. Your >w< stwong UwU possession >w< much ^-^ mowe than >_> youw >_< wight, -Ow ewse ^.^ it >w< must >w< go :33 wwong with you ÚwÚ and me; -^w^ So >w< much my ;;w;; conscience whispers in >_> youw eaw, -^w^ Which UwU nyonye uWu but >w< heaven ÚwÚ and you ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww heaw. - -x3 Entew :3 a SHEWIFF - -:33 ESSEX. UwU My UwU wiege, here :3 is OwO the strangest :33 contwuvwsy -Come ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; countwy ^-^ to >w< be judg'd uWu by you -:33 That e'ew I UwU heawd. :33 Shaww I >_> pwoduce OwO the ^.^ men? -KING :3 JOHN. >_> Wet them appwoach. Exit SHEWIFF -Our ^-^ abbeys ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< pwiowies uWu shaww pay -:3 This ^-^ expedition's :33 chawge. - -x3 Entew ^w^ WOBEWT ÚwÚ FAUWCONBWIDGE ÚwÚ and PHILIP, his xDD bastawd -bwothew - -What x3 men awe you? -BASTAWD. Your xDD faithfuw :33 subject OwO I, :3 a ^-^ gentweman -ÚwÚ Bown in :33 Nyowthamptonshiwe, ÚwÚ and ewdest UwU son, -UwU As I UwU suppose, ^-^ to ;;w;; Wobewt Fauwconbwidge- -OwO A sowdiew uWu by OwO the honyouw-giving hand -x3 Of ^.^ Coeuw-de-wion ^.^ knyighted in OwO the fiewd. -KING :3 JOHN. What art thou? -^-^ WOBEWT. The :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to UwU that >_> same Fauwconbwidge. -KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ^-^ ewdew, ÚwÚ and art :3 thou OwO the OwO heiw? -You came ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ onye mothew then, ^.^ it ^w^ seems. -BASTAWD. uWu Most ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of ^-^ onye mothew, :3 mighty >_< king- -:33 That :3 is ;;w;; weww knyown- :3 and, as I xDD think, ^-^ onye uWu fathew; -But uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ cewtain knowledge >_> of UwU that >w< twuth -I >w< put you o'ew ^-^ to >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my mother. -x3 Of UwU that I UwU doubt, as >w< aww xDD men's chiwdwen OwO may. -ELINOR. Out uWu on ^.^ thee, wude ^w^ man! Thou OwO dost ÚwÚ shame >w< thy mothew, -And x3 wound xDD hew uWu honyouw with :3 this ^w^ diffidence. -BASTAWD. OwO I, OwO madam? No, I ^.^ have nyo reason uWu fow >_> it- -:33 That :3 is my >_< bwothew's :33 pwea, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of mine; -The ;;w;; which ^-^ if ^.^ he can :3 pwuv, UwU 'a pops me >_< out -^.^ At :33 weast ^-^ fwom fair five ^-^ hundwed :3 pound :3 a xDD yeaw. -xDD Heaven guawd my >_> mothew's uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and my wand! -KING :3 JOHN. OwO A good >w< bwunt fewwow. ÚwÚ Why, being ^.^ youngew :33 bown, -^-^ Doth ^.^ he uWu way OwO cwaim ^-^ to UwU thinye inhewitance? -BASTAWD. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, ^-^ except ^-^ to >_< get OwO the land. -But UwU once ^.^ he slander'd me with bastardy; -But whe'er I >w< be as OwO twue ;;w;; begot ^w^ ow no, -:33 That still I uWu way x3 upon my >_> mothew's ÚwÚ head; -But UwU that I x3 am as ;;w;; weww begot, my >w< wiege- -^-^ Faiw ^-^ faww OwO the bones UwU that took OwO the x3 pains uWu fow >_< me!- ->_< Compawe ^-^ ouw faces ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; judge OwO youwsewf. ->w< If ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt >_> did ^.^ beget OwO us uWu both -And ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw fathew, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 son >_< wike x3 him- -:3 O ^.^ owd Sir >_> Wobewt, fathew, uWu on my knee -I ^w^ give >w< heaven ^w^ thanks I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^-^ to thee! -KING :3 JOHN. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ^-^ madcap ;;w;; hath >w< heaven lent OwO us :3 hewe! -ELINOR. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD twick >_> of ^-^ Coeuw-de-wion's ^.^ face; -The accent >_> of his :33 tongue UwU affecteth >_> him. -Do you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead >w< some ^w^ tokens >_> of my :3 son -UwU In OwO the uWu wawge :3 composition >_> of :3 this man? -KING :3 JOHN. Minye eye ;;w;; hath ;;w;; weww examinyed his pawts -And ^.^ finds them pewfect >_< Wichawd. Sirrah, ÚwÚ speak, -What doth move you ^-^ to OwO cwaim >_> youw >_< bwothew's land? -BASTAWD. xDD Because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a ^-^ hawf-face, >_< wike my father. -x3 With half UwU that ;;w;; face would ^.^ he ^.^ have >w< aww my wand: -OwO A ^-^ hawf-fac'd ^w^ gwoat five ^-^ hundwed :3 pound :3 a :33 yeaw! -^-^ WOBEWT. UwU My >_< gwacious UwU wiege, when UwU that my fathew liv'd, -Your bwothew >_> did x3 empwoy my fathew xDD much- -BASTAWD. Weww, ;;w;; siw, uWu by :3 this you cannyot >_< get my wand: -Your xDD tawe >w< must >w< be how ^.^ he empwoy'd my mother. -^-^ WOBEWT. And UwU once :33 dispatch'd him in OwO an >_< embassy -ÚwÚ To >_< Gewmany, there with OwO the UwU Empewow -ÚwÚ To >w< tweat >_> of UwU high affairs ^w^ touching UwU that xDD time. -^-^ Th' ^w^ advantage >_> of his absence took OwO the ;;w;; King, -And in OwO the >_> meantime sojourn'd at my xDD fathew's; -:3 Whewe how ^.^ he >_> did :33 pwevaiw I ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to UwU speak- -But >w< twuth :3 is twuth: uWu wawge lengths >_> of :33 seas ÚwÚ and shores ->w< Between my fathew ÚwÚ and my mothew >_< way, -UwU As I ^.^ have heard my fathew speak himself, -When :3 this >_> same >w< wusty ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ was got. -:3 Upon his death-bed ^.^ he uWu by uWu wiww >_> bequeath'd -His x3 wands ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and took ^.^ it uWu on his death -:33 That :3 this my >_> mothew's :3 son ÚwÚ was UwU nyonye >_> of his; -And ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO wewe, ^.^ he came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd ->w< Fuww fouwteen ;;w;; weeks before OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of xDD time. ->_> Then, good my UwU wiege, let me ^.^ have what :3 is ÚwÚ minye, -UwU My >_< fathew's wand, as ÚwÚ was my >_< fathew's uWu wiww. -KING :3 JOHN. Sirrah, >_> youw bwothew :3 is legitimate: -Your >_< fathew's UwU wife >_> did aftew wedlock bear ^w^ him, -And ^-^ if ^.^ she >_> did xDD pway fawse, OwO the fauwt ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ hews; -^w^ Which fauwt :3 wies uWu on OwO the hazawds >_> of >w< aww >_> husbands -:33 That ÚwÚ mawwy >w< wives. >_> Teww uWu me, how ^-^ if my :33 bwothew, -Who, as you ÚwÚ say, took x3 pains ^-^ to >_< get :3 this UwU son, -Had >_> of >_> youw fathew :33 cwaim'd :3 this :3 son uWu fow his? -UwU In UwU sooth, good OwO fwiend, >_> youw fathew UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ kept -:3 This >w< cawf, bwed ^-^ fwom his >w< cow, ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -UwU In UwU sooth, ^.^ he :3 might; then, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe my uWu bwothew's, -UwU My bwothew UwU might ^.^ nyot OwO cwaim him; :3 nyow >_> youw fathew, ->_> Being UwU nyonye >_> of his, ^w^ wefuse >_> him. :3 This :33 concwudes: -UwU My >_> mothew's :3 son >_> did >_< get >_> youw >_< fathew's xDD heiw; -Your >_< fathew's ÚwÚ heiw >w< must ^.^ have >_> youw >_< fathew's land. -^-^ WOBEWT. :33 Shaww then my >_< fathew's uWu wiww >w< be >_> of nyo x3 fowce -ÚwÚ To ^.^ dispossess UwU that >w< chiwd ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot his? -BASTAWD. x3 Of nyo ^-^ mowe x3 fowce ^-^ to ^.^ dispossess uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ->w< Than ÚwÚ was his uWu wiww ^-^ to >_< get uWu me, as I uWu think. -ELINOR. :3 Whethew xDD hadst :3 thou wathew >w< be :3 a :3 Fauwconbwidge, -And >_< wike >w< thy :33 bwothew, ^-^ to enjoy >w< thy wand, -Ow OwO the weputed :3 son >_> of Coeur-de-lion, -Wowd >_> of >w< thy :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ wand ^.^ beside? -BASTAWD. ^w^ Madam, OwO an ^-^ if my bwothew xDD had my ^-^ shape -And I xDD had his, Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's his, >_< wike him; -And ^-^ if my >w< wegs ;;w;; wewe two such ÚwÚ widing-wods, -UwU My ÚwÚ awms such :33 eew-skins ;;w;; stuff'd, my ;;w;; face OwO so xDD thin -:33 That in >_< minye ear I durst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stick :3 a wose -Lest x3 men shouwd uWu say ;;w;; 'Wook xDD whewe :33 thwee-fawthings >_< goes!' -And, ^-^ to his ^w^ shape, ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to >w< aww :3 this ^w^ wand- -Wouwd I UwU might never :33 stiw ^-^ fwom x3 off :3 this place, -I would ^w^ give ^.^ it every foot ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 this >w< face! -I would ^.^ nyot >w< be Sir ^.^ Nyob in ^-^ any ^.^ case. -ELINOR. I >_< wike ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_> fowsake >w< thy OwO fowtunye, -Bequeath >w< thy ^.^ wand ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and follow x3 me? -I x3 am :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ and :3 nyow bound ^-^ to OwO Fwance. -BASTAWD. xDD Bwothew, UwU take you my wand, I'll UwU take my chance. -Your ;;w;; face ;;w;; hath ^w^ got five ^-^ hundwed :3 pound :3 a yeaw, ->_> Yet ;;w;; seww >_> youw ;;w;; face uWu fow UwU fivepence ÚwÚ and 'tis ;;w;; deaw. -^w^ Madam, I'll follow you x3 unto OwO the :33 death. -ELINOR. ;;w;; Nyay, I would ^.^ have you >w< go before me thithew. -BASTAWD. Our ;;w;; countwy ^-^ mannyews ^w^ give ^-^ ouw x3 bettews way. -KING :3 JOHN. What :3 is >w< thy name? -BASTAWD. uWu Phiwip, my UwU wiege, OwO so :3 is my name ;;w;; begun: -uWu Phiwip, good ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's :3 wife's ewdest :33 son. -KING :3 JOHN. From ^w^ hencefowth bear his name uWu whose fowm :3 thou >_> beawest: ->_< Knyeew :3 thou ;;w;; down uWu Phiwip, uWu but xDD wise ^-^ mowe great- ->w< Awise Sir Richard ÚwÚ and ^-^ Pwantagenyet. -BASTAWD. ^w^ Bwothew uWu by th' >_> mothew's >w< side, ^w^ give me >_> youw >w< hand; -UwU My fathew >_> gave me xDD honyouw, x3 youws >_> gave land. -Nyow bwessed >w< be OwO the xDD houw, uWu by night ^w^ ow day, -When I ÚwÚ was got, Sir ;;w;; Wobewt ÚwÚ was >w< away! -ELINOR. The vewy spirit >_> of Plantagenet! -I x3 am >w< thy :33 gwandam, Richard: caww me ÚwÚ so. -BASTAWD. ^w^ Madam, uWu by uWu chance, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO twuth; what xDD though? -OwO Something >w< about, :3 a wittwe ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wight, -UwU In at OwO the window, ^w^ ow ewse o'ew OwO the >w< hatch; -OwO Who dawes ^.^ nyot :33 stiw uWu by :3 day >w< must ÚwÚ wawk uWu by >_< nyight; -And ^.^ have :3 is x3 have, :33 howevew x3 men ^-^ do xDD catch. -Near ^w^ ow :3 faw OwO off, ;;w;; weww xDD won :3 is still ;;w;; weww ^.^ shot; -And I x3 am OwO I, :33 howe'ew I ÚwÚ was begot. -KING :3 JOHN. Go, ÚwÚ Fauwconbwidge; :3 nyow x3 hast :3 thou >w< thy desire: -OwO A ^w^ wandwess x3 knyight makes ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^w^ wanded squiwe. -^w^ Come, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and xDD come, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ speed ->_< Fow UwU Fwance, uWu fow UwU Fwance, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe than need. -BASTAWD. xDD Bwothew, ^.^ adieu. Good >_> fowtunye come ^-^ to thee! ->_< Fow :3 thou >_< wast ^w^ got >w< i' th' uWu way >_> of x3 honyesty. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the BASTARD -OwO A foot >_> of uWu honyouw better than I ^-^ was; -But many :3 a many foot >_> of ^.^ wand OwO the >w< wowse. -Weww, :3 nyow can I ^-^ make ^-^ any ÚwÚ Joan :3 a >_< wady. -'Good den, Sir Richard!'-'God-a-mercy, ^w^ fewwow!' -And ^-^ if his name >w< be >_> Geowge, I'll caww him Peter; ->_< Fow nyew-made uWu honyouw doth ^-^ fowget xDD men's uWu nyames: -^.^ 'Tis xDD too >_> wespective ÚwÚ and xDD too sociabwe ->_< Fow >_> youw conversion. Nyow >_> youw OwO twavewwew, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and his >w< toothpick at my worship's xDD mess- -And when my :33 knyightwy stomach :3 is ^-^ suffic'd, -UwU Why then I x3 suck my UwU teeth ÚwÚ and catechize -UwU My picked man >_> of :33 countwies: >w< 'My dear ^-^ siw,' -ÚwÚ Thus uWu weanying uWu on >_< minye >_< ewbow I begin -OwO 'I uWu shaww uWu beseech uWu you'-That :3 is xDD question UwU nyow; -And then comes ÚwÚ answew >_< wike OwO an uWu Absey ÚwÚ book: -'O ^-^ siw,' :33 says ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; 'at >_> youw :33 best ^.^ command, -^.^ At >_> youw employment, at >_> youw UwU sewvice, uWu siw!' ->_> 'Nyo, ^-^ siw,' :33 says xDD question >w< 'I, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, at UwU youws.' -And so, ewe ÚwÚ answew knows what xDD question ÚwÚ wouwd, -:3 Saving in >_< diawogue >_> of compliment, -And >_> tawking >_> of OwO the Awps ÚwÚ and ^w^ Apennyinyes, -The x3 Pywenyean ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> wivew ^-^ Po- -^w^ It dwaws towawd ^w^ suppew in >_> concwusion ÚwÚ so. -But :3 this :3 is x3 wowshipfuw >_> society, -And ^-^ fits OwO the ÚwÚ mounting spirit >_< wike mysewf; ->_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is uWu but :3 a xDD bastawd ^-^ to OwO the UwU time -:33 That doth ^.^ nyot xDD smack >_> of ^w^ obsewvation- -And OwO so x3 am OwO I, whethew I xDD smack ^w^ ow no; -And ^.^ nyot :3 awonye in :33 habit ÚwÚ and OwO device, -uWu Extewiow >_> fowm, >_> outwawd ^w^ accoutwement, -But ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< inwawd motion ^-^ to x3 dewivew -ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; sweet, ^w^ sweet :3 poison uWu fow OwO the age's OwO tooth; ->w< Which, >w< though I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; pwactise ^-^ to UwU deceive, -xDD Yet, ^-^ to UwU avoid >w< deceit, I UwU mean ^-^ to weawn; ->_< Fow ^.^ it uWu shaww UwU stwew OwO the ÚwÚ footsteps >_> of my >w< wising. -But ^-^ who comes in such haste in uWu widing-wobes? -What woman-post :3 is uWu this? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she nyo xDD husband -:33 That uWu wiww UwU take x3 pains ^-^ to blow :3 a ^w^ hown before uWu hew? - -x3 Entew LADY FAUWCONBWIDGE, ÚwÚ and JAMES GUWNyEY - -:3 O uWu me, 'tis my mothew! OwO How nyow, good ^-^ wady! -What brings you here ^-^ to couwt OwO so :33 hastiwy? -LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that slave, >w< thy xDD bwothew? -:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he -:33 That howds in ^.^ chase >_< minye uWu honyouw OwO up ÚwÚ and :33 down? -BASTAWD. UwU My bwothew >_> Wobewt, ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's xDD son? -x3 Cowbwand OwO the >_> giant, UwU that >_> same :3 mighty man? -^-^ Is ^.^ it Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's :3 son UwU that you >w< seek so? -LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's >_< son! >w< Ay, :3 thou unwevewend OwO boy, -Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's >_< son! UwU Why ÚwÚ scown'st :3 thou at Sir Robert? -ÚwÚ He :3 is Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's UwU son, ÚwÚ and OwO so art >w< thou. -BASTAWD. xDD James UwU Guwnyey, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ give OwO us xDD weave awhile? -GUWNyEY. Good leave, good Phiwip. -BASTAWD. >_> Phiwip-Spawwow! x3 James, -There's xDD toys abwoad-anyon I'll tell ÚwÚ thee more. -Exit GUWNyEY -^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's :3 son; -Sir ;;w;; Wobewt UwU might ^.^ have xDD eat his part in me -:3 Upon Good ^w^ Fwiday, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew x3 bwoke his fast. -Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 couwd :33 do: ^.^ weww-mawwy, ^-^ to OwO confess- -Could ^.^ he >_< get x3 me? Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do OwO it: -We xDD knyow his handiwowk. :33 Thewefowe, good mothew, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom x3 am I OwO behowding uWu fow ^.^ these limbs? -Sir ;;w;; Wobewt never howp ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 this leg. -LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. xDD Hast :3 thou ÚwÚ conspiwed with >w< thy bwothew UwU too, -:33 That uWu fow UwU thinye >_> own >_< gain shouldst ^w^ defend >_< minye honour? -What :3 means :3 this ^w^ scown, :3 thou UwU most ;;w;; untowawd >w< knyave? -BASTAWD. uWu Knyight, :3 knyight, good mothew, ;;w;; Basiwisco-wike. ->_< What! I x3 am xDD dubb'd; I ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu on my shouwdew. -But, mothew, I x3 am ^.^ nyot Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's ^-^ son: -I ^.^ have UwU discwaim'd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt ÚwÚ and my >w< wand; ->_< Wegitimation, uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is gone. ->_> Then, good my mothew, let me xDD knyow my >_> fathew- -uWu Some pwopew man, I :33 hope. OwO Who ÚwÚ was it, >_> mothew? -LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; denyied thyself :3 a :33 Fauwconbwidge? -BASTAWD. UwU As >_> faithfuwwy as I deny OwO the ^w^ deviw. -LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. UwU King Richard ^.^ Coeuw-de-wion ÚwÚ was >w< thy father. -By wong ÚwÚ and vehement suit I ÚwÚ was ^w^ seduc'd -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 woom uWu fow him in my >_< husband's bed. -xDD Heaven uWu way ^.^ nyot my transgression ^-^ to my :3 chawge! -Thou art OwO the xDD issue >_> of my dear offence, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was OwO so stwongwy urg'd ÚwÚ past my xDD defence. -BASTAWD. Nyow, uWu by :3 this >_< wight, ;;w;; wewe I ^-^ to >_< get uWu again, -^w^ Madam, I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish :3 a better father. -uWu Some x3 sins ^-^ do bear theiw UwU pwiviwege uWu on :3 eawth, -And OwO so doth UwU youws: >_> youw fauwt ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_> youw uWu fowwy; -uWu Nyeeds >w< must you uWu way >_> youw OwO heawt at his xDD dispose, -xDD Subjected twibute ^-^ to ^-^ commanding love, -uWu Against uWu whose :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and UwU unmatched x3 fowce -The ;;w;; awewess x3 wion :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wage OwO the fight -Nyow ^-^ keep his >_< pwincewy OwO heawt ^-^ fwom UwU Wichawd's hand. -ÚwÚ He UwU that ÚwÚ pewfowce >_> wobs ^.^ wions >_> of theiw hearts -May easiwy ^.^ win :3 a >_< woman's. >w< Ay, my mothew, -x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my ^-^ fathew! -OwO Who ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and dawes uWu but uWu say :3 thou didst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww -When I ÚwÚ was got, I'll ^-^ send his ^w^ souw ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. -^w^ Come, >w< wady, I uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my kin; -And uWu they uWu shaww uWu say when Richard me begot, ->w< If :3 thou xDD hadst ^w^ said him xDD nyay, ^.^ it xDD had >_< been UwU sin. -OwO Who :33 says ^.^ it OwO was, ^.^ he wies; I uWu say 'twas not. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - -OwO Fwance. Before ^.^ Angiews - -OwO Entew, uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, AUSTRIA ÚwÚ and >_> fowces; uWu on OwO the xDD othew, KING ^w^ PHIWIP >_< OF >_> FWANCE, -UwU WEWIS OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, >w< CONSTANCE, >_> AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and fowces - -KING >_< PHIWIP. Before ^.^ Angiews ;;w;; weww met, bwave ^w^ Austwia. -Awthuw, UwU that gweat forerunner >_> of >w< thy blood, -ÚwÚ Wichawd, UwU that ;;w;; wobb'd OwO the x3 wion >_> of his OwO heawt -And xDD fought OwO the holy wars in Palestine, -By :3 this bwave >_> duke came >_< eawwy ^-^ to his grave; -And uWu fow amends ^-^ to his xDD postewity, -^.^ At ^-^ ouw ^-^ impowtance UwU hithew :3 is ^.^ he come -ÚwÚ To UwU spwead his uWu cowouws, OwO boy, in >w< thy >_< behawf; -And ^-^ to webuke OwO the usuwpation -x3 Of >w< thy uWu unnyatuwaw uncwe, Engwish John. ->w< Embwace ^w^ him, love ^w^ him, ^w^ give him ^-^ wewcome hithew. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 God uWu shaww forgive you ^-^ Coeuw-de-wion's death -The wathew UwU that you ^w^ give his offspring xDD wife, -^.^ Shadowing theiw ^.^ wight uWu undew >_> youw x3 wings >_> of waw. -I ^w^ give you ^-^ wewcome with :3 a powerless ;;w;; hand, -But with :3 a OwO heawt :33 fuww >_> of unstainyed :33 wuv; ->w< Wewcome before OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of uWu Angiews, >_> Duke. -KING >_< PHIWIP. OwO A x3 nyobwe :33 boy! OwO Who would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO wight? -;;w;; AUSTWIA. :3 Upon >w< thy ^-^ cheek uWu way I :3 this zeawous ÚwÚ kiss -UwU As >w< seaw ^-^ to :3 this indenture >_> of my love: -:33 That ^-^ to my UwU home I uWu wiww nyo ^-^ mowe xDD wetuwn -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ Angiews ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wight :3 thou x3 hast in UwU Fwance, -Together with UwU that pawe, UwU that ;;w;; white-fac'd shore, -uWu Whose foot xDD spuwns xDD back OwO the ocean's roaring uWu tides -And :3 coops ^-^ fwom uWu othew x3 wands xDD hew islanders- ->_< Even ÚwÚ tiww UwU that >_> Engwand, ^w^ hedg'd in with OwO the :33 main, -:33 That water-walled ;;w;; buwwawk, still secure -And >w< confident ^-^ fwom foweign puwposes- ->_< Even ÚwÚ tiww UwU that xDD utmost >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the west -ÚwÚ Sawute ÚwÚ thee uWu fow xDD hew xDD king. ;;w;; Tiww then, fair OwO boy, -uWu Wiww I ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think >_> of home, uWu but follow arms. -CONSTANCE. :33 O, UwU take his >_> mothew's UwU thanks, :3 a uWu widow's UwU thanks, -;;w;; Tiww >_> youw >w< stwong hand uWu shaww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^w^ give him OwO stwength -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ mowe requital ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ wuv! -;;w;; AUSTWIA. The xDD peace >_> of >w< heaven :3 is ;;w;; theiws UwU that wift theiw >_> swowds -UwU In such :3 a ^.^ just ÚwÚ and chawitabwe waw. -KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ Weww then, ^-^ to ;;w;; wowk! Our UwU cannyon uWu shaww >w< be bent -uWu Against OwO the uWu bwows >_> of :3 this wesisting UwU town; -^-^ Caww uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU chiefest x3 men >_> of discipwinye, -ÚwÚ To cull OwO the >_< pwots >_> of :33 best ^w^ advantages. ->w< We'ww uWu way before :3 this ^-^ town ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw OwO bonyes, -:33 Wade ^-^ to OwO the OwO mawket-pwace in Frenchmen's blood, -But ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it :33 subject ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ boy. -CONSTANCE. uWu Stay uWu fow OwO an ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ embassy, -Lest unyadvis'd you :33 stain >_> youw >_> swowds with bwood; -UwU My Wowd x3 Chatiwwon ^-^ may ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand bwing -:33 That ^.^ wight in xDD peace ;;w;; which here ^-^ we :3 uwge in war, -And then ^-^ we uWu shaww ^w^ wepent OwO each >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood -:33 That ^.^ hot wash haste OwO so ÚwÚ indiwectwy OwO shed. - -x3 Entew CHATILLON - -KING >_< PHIWIP. OwO A >_< wondew, ^-^ wady! :33 Wo, x3 upon >w< thy OwO wish, -Our :33 messengew x3 Chatiwwon :3 is awwiv'd. -What ^.^ Engwand uWu says, uWu say :3 bwiefwy, gentwe ^w^ wowd; -We ;;w;; cowdwy :3 pause uWu fow thee. >_> Chatiwwon, speak. -;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Then xDD tuwn >_> youw fowces ^-^ fwom :3 this pawtwy ^w^ siege -And :33 stiw them OwO up x3 against :3 a :33 mightiew task. ->_> Engwand, impatient >_> of >_> youw ^.^ just ^w^ demands, -;;w;; Hath >w< put ^-^ himsewf in arms. The advewse ^.^ winds, -uWu Whose :3 weisuwe I ^.^ have stay'd, ^.^ have >w< given him UwU time -ÚwÚ To ^.^ wand his legions >w< aww as >_> soon as I; -His marches awe OwO expedient ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; town, -His fowces ^w^ stwong, his xDD sowdiews uWu confident. -x3 With him ÚwÚ awong :3 is come OwO the ^w^ mothew-queen, -An Ate, stiwwing him ^-^ to UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwife; -x3 With xDD hew OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bwanch >_> of x3 Spain; -x3 With them :3 a xDD bastawd >_> of OwO the :3 king's UwU deceas'd; -And >w< aww th' uWu unsettwed uWu humouws >_> of OwO the ^w^ wand- -uWu Wash, xDD inconsidewate, :33 fiewy :3 vowuntawies, -x3 With ladies' faces ÚwÚ and fiewce ^-^ dwagons' spweens- ->_< Have :3 sowd theiw :3 fowtunyes at theiw ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ homes, -:33 Beawing theiw >_< biwthwights >w< pwoudwy uWu on theiw backs, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; hazawd >_> of OwO nyew :3 fowtunyes here. -UwU In brief, :3 a ;;w;; bwavew UwU choice >_> of ^-^ dauntwess uWu spiwits ->w< Than :3 nyow OwO the Engwish ÚwÚ bottoms ^.^ have ;;w;; waft o'ew -OwO Did never fwoat x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; swewwing >_< tide -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do OwO offence ÚwÚ and ^w^ scathe in uWu Chwistendom. [Drum ^w^ beats] -The interruption >_> of theiw :33 chuwwish ;;w;; dwums -x3 Cuts x3 off ^-^ mowe circumstance: uWu they awe at >w< hand; -ÚwÚ To UwU pawwey ^w^ ow ^-^ to fight, OwO thewefowe >_> pwepawe. -KING >_< PHIWIP. OwO How >w< much uWu unwook'd uWu fow :3 is :3 this >w< expedition! -;;w;; AUSTWIA. By how >w< much unyexpected, uWu by OwO so >w< much -We >w< must :33 awake ^.^ endeavouw uWu fow uWu defence, ->_< Fow :33 couwage ÚwÚ mounteth with ;;w;; occasion. ->_> Wet them >w< be ^-^ wewcome then; ^-^ we awe OwO pwepaw'd. - -x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, OwO EWINyOW, BLANCH, OwO the BASTARD, -PEMBWOKE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -KING :3 JOHN. xDD Peace >w< be ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ^-^ if Fwance in xDD peace >w< pewmit -Our ^.^ just ÚwÚ and lineal entwance ^-^ to ^-^ ouw own! ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, bleed UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and xDD peace ;;w;; ascend ^-^ to UwU heaven, -ÚwÚ Whiwes >_> we, God's xDD wwathfuw ;;w;; agent, ^-^ do >_< cowwect -Their >_> pwoud >_> contempt UwU that x3 beats His xDD peace ^-^ to uWu heaven! -KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Peace >w< be ^-^ to >_> Engwand, ^-^ if UwU that OwO waw xDD wetuwn -From Fwance ^-^ to >_> Engwand, there ^-^ to live in :3 peace! -^.^ Engwand ^-^ we love, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that England's :33 sake -x3 With >_> buwden >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD awmouw here ^-^ we ^.^ sweat. -:3 This >_< toiw >_> of ^w^ ouws shouwd >w< be :3 a wowk >_> of :3 thinye; -But :3 thou ^-^ fwom :33 woving ^.^ Engwand art OwO so :3 faw -:33 That :3 thou x3 hast undew-wwought his lawful ^-^ king, -xDD Cut x3 off OwO the >w< sequence >_> of xDD postewity, -Outfaced ÚwÚ infant state, ÚwÚ and x3 donye :3 a >w< wape -:3 Upon OwO the OwO maiden :3 viwtue >_> of OwO the ^w^ cwown. -Wook here x3 upon >w< thy bwothew ÚwÚ Geffwey's face: -^.^ These >_> eyes, ^.^ these ^-^ bwows, ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ mouwded >_< out >_> of his; -:3 This wittwe UwU abstwact doth contain UwU that uWu wawge -^w^ Which ;;w;; died in ÚwÚ Geffwey, ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of UwU time -:33 Shaww dwaw :3 this bwief OwO into as huge :3 a volume. -:33 That Geffwey ÚwÚ was >w< thy ÚwÚ ewdew bwothew :33 bown, -And :3 this his :3 son; ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Geffwey's >_< wight, -And :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ Geffwey's. UwU In OwO the name >_> of God, -OwO How comes ^.^ it then UwU that :3 thou art xDD caww'd :3 a ^-^ king, -When :3 wiving UwU bwood doth in ^.^ these OwO tempwes beat -^w^ Which owe OwO the :3 cwown UwU that :3 thou o'ew-mastewest? -KING :3 JOHN. From xDD whom x3 hast :3 thou :3 this gweat xDD commission, UwU Fwance, -ÚwÚ To dwaw my ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ awticwes? -KING >_< PHIWIP. From UwU that uWu supewnyaw ;;w;; judge UwU that OwO stiws good >_> thoughts -UwU In ^-^ any uWu bweast >_> of >w< stwong authowity -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the >_> bwots ÚwÚ and x3 stains >_> of >_> wight. -:33 That ;;w;; judge ;;w;; hath :3 made me guardian ^-^ to :3 this OwO boy, -^.^ Undew uWu whose ;;w;; wawwant I >_< impeach >w< thy ^.^ wwong, -And uWu by uWu whose ^w^ hewp I UwU mean ^-^ to chastise it. -KING :3 JOHN. Awack, :3 thou OwO dost usurp authowity. -KING >_< PHIWIP. >_> Excuse ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to beat uWu usuwping down. -ELINOR. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it :3 thou OwO dost caww usuwpew, :33 Fwance? -CONSTANCE. >_> Wet me ^-^ make OwO answew: >w< thy uWu usuwping :33 son. -ELINOR. :33 Out, ^-^ insowent! x3 Thy xDD bastawd uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ king, -:33 That :3 thou uWu mayst >w< be :3 a queen ÚwÚ and >_< check OwO the world! -CONSTANCE. UwU My bed ÚwÚ was >w< evew ^-^ to >w< thy :3 son as OwO twue -UwU As UwU thinye ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ husband; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 boy -ÚwÚ Wikew in >_> featuwe ^-^ to his fathew Geffwey ->w< Than :3 thou ÚwÚ and uWu John in :33 mannyews-being as ÚwÚ Eke -UwU As ;;w;; wain ^-^ to ^w^ watew, ^w^ ow ^w^ deviw ^-^ to his >w< dam. -UwU My :3 boy :3 a ^w^ bastawd! By my >_> souw, I ÚwÚ think -His fathew never ÚwÚ was OwO so OwO twue :33 begot; -^w^ It cannyot ^.^ be, OwO an ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt his mother. -ELINOR. There's :3 a good mothew, OwO boy, UwU that >_> bwots >w< thy father. -CONSTANCE. There's :3 a good :33 gwandam, OwO boy, UwU that would ^-^ bwot thee. -;;w;; AUSTWIA. UwU Peace! -BASTAWD. >w< Heaw OwO the uWu cwiew. -;;w;; AUSTWIA. What OwO the ^w^ deviw art thou? -BASTAWD. >_< Onye UwU that uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the x3 deviw, ;;w;; siw, with you, -An UwU 'a ^-^ may catch >_> youw hide ÚwÚ and you awonye. -You awe OwO the ^-^ hawe >_> of xDD whom OwO the OwO pwuvwb >_> goes, -uWu Whose valour plucks UwU dead ^.^ wions uWu by OwO the ^w^ beawd; -I'll ^-^ smoke >_> youw OwO skin-coat OwO an I catch you ^-^ wight; -Sirrah, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to 't; >w< i' :3 faith I wiww, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. ->w< BWANCH. :33 O, ;;w;; weww >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ become UwU that >_< wion's robe -:33 That >_> did diswobe OwO the x3 wion >_> of UwU that >w< wobe! -BASTAWD. ^w^ It :3 wies as ^-^ sightwy uWu on OwO the xDD back >_> of him -UwU As gweat >_> Awcides' >w< shows x3 upon OwO an :3 ass; -But, ass, I'll UwU take UwU that >_> buwden ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ back, -Ow uWu way uWu on UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make >_> youw shouwdews cwack. -;;w;; AUSTWIA. What ^.^ cwackew :3 is :3 this >_> same UwU that deafs ^-^ ouw ears -x3 With :3 this abundance >_> of OwO supewfwuous breath? -UwU King uWu Phiwip, xDD detewminye what ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ stwaight. -KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Women ÚwÚ and fools, >_< bweak x3 off >_> youw ^w^ confewence. -UwU King :33 John, :3 this :3 is OwO the vewy sum >_> of ÚwÚ aww: -^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and UwU Iwewand, Anjou, Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, -UwU In ^.^ wight >_> of Awthuw, ^-^ do I OwO cwaim >_> of thee; -uWu Wiwt :3 thou resign them ÚwÚ and uWu way ;;w;; down >w< thy >w< awms? -KING :3 JOHN. UwU My life as UwU soon. I ^-^ do :33 defy ^.^ thee, OwO Fwance. -Arthur >_> of >w< Bwitainye, ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my ;;w;; hand, -And >_< out >_> of my dear love I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe ->w< Than e'ew OwO the cowawd hand >_> of Fwance can win. -^.^ Submit ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ boy. -ELINOR. Come ^-^ to >w< thy :33 gwandam, chiwd. -CONSTANCE. uWu Do, OwO chiwd, >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ it :33 gwandam, x3 chiwd; ->w< Give gwandam UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it gwandam uWu wiww ->w< Give ^.^ it :3 a >_< pwum, :3 a cherry, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; fig. -There's :3 a good gwandam! -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. Good my mothew, :3 peace! -I would UwU that I ;;w;; wewe low >_> waid in my OwO gwave: -I x3 am ^.^ nyot wowth :3 this ;;w;; coiw that's :3 made uWu fow >_> me. -ELINOR. His mothew uWu shames him so, UwU poow OwO boy, ^.^ he OwO weeps. -CONSTANCE. Nyow ÚwÚ shame x3 upon you, whe'er ^.^ she OwO does ^w^ ow no! -His ;;w;; gwandam's wwongs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot his >_> mothew's ^.^ shames, -Draws x3 those ;;w;; heaven-moving peawws ^-^ fwom his UwU poow >_> eyes, -^w^ Which >w< heaven uWu shaww UwU take in ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a fee; ->w< Ay, with ^.^ these crystal uWu beads >w< heaven uWu shaww >w< be brib'd -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him :33 justice ÚwÚ and wevenge uWu on you. -ELINOR. Thou monstrous >w< swandewew >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and earth! -CONSTANCE. Thou monstrous ^-^ injuwew >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, -^-^ Caww ^.^ nyot me slanderer! Thou ÚwÚ and UwU thinye usurp -The ^w^ dominyations, ^-^ woyawties, ÚwÚ and rights, -x3 Of :3 this oppwessed >w< boy; :3 this :3 is >w< thy ewdest son's UwU son, -Infortunate in nyothing uWu but in thee. -x3 Thy x3 sins awe OwO visited in :3 this UwU poow x3 chiwd; -The canon >_> of OwO the OwO waw :3 is >_> waid uWu on ^w^ him, ->_> Being uWu but OwO the uWu second xDD genyewation -Wemuvd ^-^ fwom >w< thy sin-conceiving womb. -KING :3 JOHN. Bedlam, ^.^ have >w< donye. -CONSTANCE. I ^.^ have uWu but :3 this ^-^ to :33 say- -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot only :3 pwagued uWu fow xDD hew uWu sin, -But :3 God ;;w;; hath :3 made xDD hew xDD sin ÚwÚ and xDD hew OwO the pwague -uWu On :3 this wemuvd ;;w;; issue, :3 pwagued uWu fow xDD hew -And with xDD hew x3 pwague; xDD hew xDD sin his injury, -Her uWu injuwy OwO the beadwe ^-^ to xDD hew >w< sin; -^-^ Aww :3 punyish'd in OwO the person >_> of :3 this OwO chiwd, -And >w< aww uWu fow her-a pwague x3 upon her! -ELINOR. Thou ÚwÚ unyadvised scold, I can >_> pwoduce -OwO A uWu wiww UwU that :33 baws OwO the title >_> of >w< thy :33 son. -CONSTANCE. >w< Ay, ^-^ who :33 doubts ÚwÚ that? OwO A wiww, :3 a ;;w;; wicked wiww; -OwO A :3 woman's wiww; :3 a >_< cank'wed ;;w;; gwandam's ^.^ wiww! -KING >_< PHIWIP. Peace, ^-^ wady! >_> pause, ^w^ ow >w< be ^-^ mowe ^-^ tempewate. -^w^ It i-iww beseems :3 this :3 pwesence ^-^ to x3 cwy ^-^ aim -ÚwÚ To ^.^ these ;;w;; iww-tunyed repetitions. -uWu Some twumpet summon UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO the >_< wawws -^.^ These x3 men >_> of Angiers; let OwO us hear them speak -uWu Whose title uWu they xDD admit, ÚwÚ Awthuw's ^w^ ow >w< John's. - -x3 Twumpet sounds. x3 Entew xDD citizens x3 upon OwO the >_< wawws - ->_< CITIZEN. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ wawn'd OwO us ^-^ to OwO the >_> wawws? -KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ 'Tis UwU Fwance, uWu fow Engwand. -KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Engwand uWu fow itself. -You x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, ÚwÚ and my :33 woving ^.^ subjects- -KING >_< PHIWIP. You :33 woving x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, ÚwÚ Awthuw's :33 subjects, -Our twumpet xDD caww'd you ^-^ to :3 this gentwe parle- -KING :3 JOHN. >_< Fow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; advantage; OwO thewefowe hear OwO us >_> fiwst. -^.^ These >_> fwags >_> of UwU Fwance, UwU that awe OwO advanced here -Before OwO the eye ÚwÚ and OwO pwospect >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; town, ->_< Have UwU hithew mawch'd ^-^ to >_> youw xDD endamagement; -The :33 cannyons ^.^ have theiw uWu bowews :33 fuww >_> of wwath, -And ready x3 mounted awe uWu they ^-^ to UwU spit :3 fowth -Their iwon UwU indignyation >w< 'gainst >_> youw ^w^ wawws; -^-^ Aww pwepawation uWu fow :3 a bwoody ^w^ siege -And >_< mewciwess proceeding uWu by ^.^ these xDD Fwench -Confwont >_> youw x3 city's >_> eyes, >_> youw ^w^ winking ^.^ gates; -And uWu but uWu fow ^-^ ouw xDD appwoach x3 those sweeping >w< stonyes -:33 That as :3 a >_> waist doth >_< giwdwe you about -By OwO the :3 compuwsion >_> of theiw owdinyance -By :3 this UwU time ^-^ fwom theiw uWu fixed ÚwÚ beds >_> of lime -Had >_< been d-dishabited, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wide ^w^ havoc :3 made ->_< Fow bwoody power ^-^ to x3 wush x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ peace. -But uWu on OwO the OwO sight >_> of OwO us >_> youw lawful ^-^ king, -OwO Who painfully with >w< much OwO expedient mawch ->_< Have ^w^ bwought :3 a ^w^ countewcheck before >_> youw ^.^ gates, -ÚwÚ To :33 save unscwatch'd >_> youw x3 city's threat'ned cheeks- ->_< Behowd, OwO the xDD Fwench >w< amaz'd OwO vouchsafe :3 a :33 pawwe; -And nyow, :33 instead >_> of >_< buwwets xDD wwapp'd in fire, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a uWu shaking fever in >_> youw wawws, -^.^ They >_> shoot uWu but UwU cawm uWu wowds fowded OwO up in OwO smoke, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a xDD faithwess error in >_> youw caws; -^w^ Which xDD twust UwU accowdingwy, >w< kind >_< citizens, -And let OwO us uWu in-youw ;;w;; King, uWu whose labour'd spiwits, -Forwearied in :3 this >w< action >_> of swift uWu speed, ->w< Cwaves ^w^ hawbouwage within >_> youw :33 city walls. -KING >_< PHIWIP. When I ^.^ have said, ^-^ make ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to OwO us >_> both. -:33 Wo, in :3 this ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, uWu whose >w< pwotection -^-^ Is UwU most divinely ÚwÚ vow'd x3 upon OwO the ^.^ wight -x3 Of him ^.^ it >_< howds, ^-^ stands x3 young Pwantagenyet, ->w< Son ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew bwothew >_> of :3 this man, -And ;;w;; king o'ew him ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he enjoys; ->_< Fow :3 this ^.^ down-twodden ^w^ equity ^-^ we ÚwÚ twead -UwU In ^.^ wawwike mawch ^.^ these greens before >_> youw ;;w;; town, ->_> Being nyo further enemy ^-^ to you ->w< Than OwO the >w< constwaint >_> of UwU hospitabwe x3 zeaw -UwU In OwO the ^w^ wewief >_> of :3 this oppwessed >w< chiwd -Religiously x3 pwovokes. Be ÚwÚ pweased then -ÚwÚ To pay UwU that >_> duty ;;w;; which you ^.^ twuwy owe -ÚwÚ To him UwU that ÚwÚ owes it, namely, :3 this x3 young prince; -And then ^-^ ouw uWu awms, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a x3 muzzwed ^-^ beaw, -ÚwÚ Save in ;;w;; aspect, ;;w;; hath >w< aww OwO offence seal'd up; -Our ^-^ cannyons' ;;w;; mawice OwO vainwy uWu shaww >w< be spent -uWu Against th' x3 invuwnyewabwe clouds >_> of ^-^ heaven; -And with :3 a bwessed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ unvex'd x3 wetiwe, -x3 With :33 unhack'd >_> swowds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewmets >w< aww unbruis'd, -We uWu wiww bear UwU home UwU that >w< wusty UwU bwood UwU again -^w^ Which here ^-^ we came ^-^ to >_> spout x3 against >_> youw ;;w;; town, -And xDD weave >_> youw ^-^ chiwdwen, x3 wives, ÚwÚ and you, in ^-^ peace. -But ^-^ if you fondwy xDD pass ^-^ ouw pwoffew'd >w< offew, -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the wounduwe >_> of >_> youw ^.^ owd-fac'd >_< wawws -^w^ Can hide you ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw messengews >_> of war, -^-^ Though >w< aww ^.^ these Engwish ÚwÚ and theiw UwU discipwinye -Were harbour'd in theiw wude ÚwÚ ciwcumfewence. -;;w;; Then tell >w< us, uWu shaww >_> youw :33 city caww OwO us lord -UwU In UwU that behawf ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have challeng'd xDD it; -Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give OwO the signal ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wage, -And :33 stawk in UwU bwood ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 possession? ->_< CITIZEN. UwU In brief: ^-^ we awe OwO the UwU King >_> of England's ^w^ subjects; ->_< Fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and in his >_< wight, ^-^ we howd :3 this town. -KING :3 JOHN. Acknowledge then OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and let me in. ->_< CITIZEN. :33 That can ^-^ we not; uWu but ^.^ he UwU that proves OwO the ;;w;; King, -ÚwÚ To him uWu wiww ^-^ we ^w^ pwuv woyaw. ;;w;; Tiww UwU that UwU time ->_< Have ^-^ we ^w^ wamm'd OwO up ^-^ ouw ^w^ gates x3 against OwO the world. -KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 cwown >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^w^ pwuv OwO the ^.^ King? -And ^-^ if ^.^ nyot UwU that, I bwing you xDD witnyesses: -;;w;; Twice ^w^ fifteen ^w^ thousand hearts >_> of England's breed- -BASTAWD. Bastards ÚwÚ and >w< ewse. -KING :3 JOHN. ÚwÚ To :33 vewify ^-^ ouw title with theiw >w< wives. -KING >_< PHIWIP. UwU As many ÚwÚ and as x3 weww-bown bloods as ^w^ those- -BASTAWD. uWu Some bastawds ^w^ too. -KING >_< PHIWIP. Stand in his ;;w;; face ^-^ to contwadict his >w< cwaim. ->_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Tiww you compound uWu whose ^.^ wight :3 is x3 wowthiest, -We uWu fow OwO the wowthiest howd OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ fwom >_> both. -KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Then :3 God forgive OwO the xDD sin >_> of >w< aww x3 those souws -:33 That ^-^ to theiw xDD evewwasting uWu wesidence, -Before OwO the OwO dew >_> of evening ^-^ faww uWu shaww fleet -UwU In dreadful UwU twiaw >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD kingdom's king! -KING >_< PHIWIP. ;;w;; Amen, x3 Amen! >_> Mount, chevawiews; ^-^ to awms! -BASTAWD. x3 Saint >_> Geowge, UwU that ^-^ swing'd OwO the >_> dwagon, ÚwÚ and e'ew >_< since -^w^ Sits on's horse xDD back at >_< minye >_> hostess' doow, -Teach OwO us >w< some fence! uWu [To ^-^ AUSTWIA] Sirrah, ;;w;; wewe I at home, -^.^ At >_> youw den, ÚwÚ siwwah, with >_> youw wionyess, -I would xDD set OwO an :33 ox-head ^-^ to >_> youw >_< wion's >_> hide, -And ^-^ make :3 a monster >_> of you. -;;w;; AUSTWIA. UwU Peace! nyo more. -BASTAWD. :33 O, x3 twembwe, uWu fow you hear OwO the x3 wion woaw! -KING :3 JOHN. :33 Up highew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwain, xDD whewe ^w^ we'ww xDD set :3 fowth -UwU In :33 best ;;w;; appointment >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU wegiments. -BASTAWD. Speed then ^-^ to UwU take ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the fiewd. -KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; ÚwÚ and at OwO the uWu othew hiww -^.^ Command OwO the west ^-^ to :3 stand. :3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO wight! >_< Exeunt - -Here, aftew excuwsions, ÚwÚ entew OwO the ÚwÚ HEWAWD >_< OF >_> FWANCE, -with twumpets, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates - -FRENCH ^w^ HEWAWD. You x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, open ^-^ wide >_> youw ^w^ gates -And let x3 young Awthuw, UwU Duke >_> of >w< Bwitainye, ÚwÚ in, -OwO Who uWu by OwO the hand >_> of Fwance :3 this :3 day ;;w;; hath :3 made -^.^ Much wowk uWu fow ;;w;; teaws in many OwO an Engwish mothew, -uWu Whose >_< sons lie ;;w;; scattewed uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ bweeding ground; ->_> Many :3 a uWu widow's xDD husband >_> gwuvwwing :3 wies, -Coldly >_> embwacing OwO the ÚwÚ discowouwed eawth; -And OwO victowy with wittwe woss doth xDD pway -:3 Upon OwO the ^-^ dancing bannyews >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, -OwO Who awe at ;;w;; hand, triumphantly OwO dispwayed, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew ;;w;; conquewows, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim -Arthur >_> of Britaine England's UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ youws. - -x3 Entew >_> ENGWISH HERALD, with twumpet - ->_> ENGWISH ^w^ HEWAWD. uWu Wejoice, you x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, ring >_> youw bewws: -UwU King :33 John, >_> youw ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and England's, doth :33 appwoach, -^w^ Commandew >_> of :3 this ^.^ hot :33 mawicious day. -Their awmouws UwU that mawch'd x3 hence OwO so ;;w;; siwvew-bwight -^-^ Hithew xDD wetuwn >w< aww OwO giwt with Frenchmen's bwood. -Thewe ÚwÚ stuck nyo ^w^ pwume in ^-^ any Engwish :3 cwest -:33 That :3 is wemuvd uWu by :3 a xDD staff >_> of xDD Fwance; -Our colours ^-^ do xDD wetuwn in x3 those >_> same ^.^ hands -:33 That >_> did dispway them when ^-^ we ^.^ fiwst mawch'd fowth; -And >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; jowwy >_< twoop >_> of huntsmen come -Our >w< wusty Engwish, >w< aww with purpled x3 hands, -UwU Dy'd in OwO the ^.^ dying slaughter >_> of theiw foes. -ÚwÚ Open >_> youw ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO the >_< victows way. ->_< CITIZEN. OwO Hewawds, ^-^ fwom x3 off ^-^ ouw >w< tow'ws ^-^ we UwU might >w< behowd -From ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to last OwO the ^w^ onset ÚwÚ and retire -x3 Of uWu both >_> youw OwO awmies, uWu whose x3 equawity -By ^-^ ouw :33 best eyes cannyot >w< be censuwed. -Bwood ;;w;; hath bought blood, ÚwÚ and uWu bwows ^.^ have xDD answew'd :3 bwows; -uWu Stwength ^w^ match'd with UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and power confronted powew; -Both awe awike, ÚwÚ and uWu both alike ^-^ we like. ->_< Onye >w< must ^w^ pwuv greatest. OwO Whiwe uWu they ^.^ weigh OwO so >_< even, -We howd ^-^ ouw ^-^ town uWu fow neither, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >_> both. - -x3 Entew OwO the two >_< KINGS, with theiw powers, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows - -KING :3 JOHN. UwU Fwance, x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe UwU bwood ^-^ to UwU cast >_> away? -Say, uWu shaww OwO the cuwwent >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight run :3 on? -uWu Whose >w< passage, :33 vex'd with >w< thy impediment, -:33 Shaww xDD weave his ÚwÚ nyative channel ÚwÚ and o'ewsweww -x3 With ^-^ couwse distuwb'd x3 even >w< thy confining showes, ->_< Unwess :3 thou let his ÚwÚ siwvew >w< watew ^-^ keep -OwO A ^w^ peacefuw ^-^ pwogwess ^-^ to OwO the >_< ocean. -KING >_< PHIWIP. >_> Engwand, :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot OwO sav'd ^-^ onye >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood -UwU In :3 this ^.^ hot UwU twiaw ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we >_> of xDD Fwance; -x3 Wathew, lost more. And uWu by :3 this hand I sweaw, -:33 That sways OwO the :3 eawth :3 this >_> cwimate overlooks, -Before ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu way ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw just-bownye uWu awms, ->w< We'ww >w< put ÚwÚ thee down, >w< 'gainst xDD whom ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms ^-^ we ^-^ beaw, -Ow ÚwÚ add :3 a :33 woyaw ÚwÚ nyumbew ^-^ to OwO the OwO dead, -:33 Gwacing OwO the >w< scwoww UwU that uWu tewws >_> of :3 this waw's woss -x3 With slaughter OwO coupwed ^-^ to OwO the name >_> of ^.^ kings. -BASTAWD. Ha, ÚwÚ majesty! how UwU high >w< thy >_> gwowy >w< tow'ws -When OwO the rich UwU bwood >_> of kings :3 is xDD set uWu on ÚwÚ fiwe! -:33 O, :3 nyow doth ^.^ Death xDD winye his UwU dead :33 chaps with steel; -The >_> swowds >_> of xDD sowdiews awe his x3 teeth, his xDD fangs; -And :3 nyow ^.^ he feasts, ^-^ mousing OwO the ^.^ fwesh >_> of ^-^ men, -UwU In uWu undetewmin'd xDD diffewences >_> of ^.^ kings. -UwU Why ^.^ stand ^.^ these :33 woyaw fwonts amazed ^.^ thus? -OwO Cwy ^.^ 'havoc!' :33 kings; xDD back ^-^ to OwO the stained field, -You >w< equaw >w< potents, :33 fiewy UwU kindwed spiwits! -;;w;; Then let x3 confusion >_> of ^-^ onye part ;;w;; confiwm -The other's ^-^ peace. ;;w;; Tiww then, ^-^ bwows, blood, ÚwÚ and >_< death! -KING :3 JOHN. uWu Whose party ^-^ do OwO the ^.^ townsmen ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; admit? -KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Speak, >_< citizens, uWu fow England; :33 who's >_> youw king? ->_< CITIZEN. The UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, when ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the King. -KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Knyow him in OwO us UwU that here howd OwO up his >_> wight. -KING :3 JOHN. UwU In OwO us UwU that awe ^-^ ouw >_> own gweat uWu deputy -And bear UwU possession >_> of ^-^ ouw person ;;w;; hewe, -Wowd >_> of ^-^ ouw presence, uWu Angiews, ÚwÚ and >_> of you. ->_< CITIZEN. OwO A gweatew ^.^ pow'w than ^-^ we ^w^ denyies >w< aww ^.^ this; -And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ undoubted, ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ wock -Our fowmew scruple in ^-^ ouw ^w^ stwong-baww'd ^.^ gates; -x3 King'd >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu feaws, xDD untiw ^-^ ouw uWu feaws, resolv'd, -Be uWu by >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; king purg'd ÚwÚ and :3 depos'd. -BASTAWD. By UwU heaven, ^.^ these OwO scwoywes >_> of ^.^ Angiews fwout you, ÚwÚ kings, -And ^.^ stand OwO secuwewy uWu on theiw OwO battwements -UwU As in :3 a x3 theatwe, :3 whence uWu they gape ÚwÚ and point -^.^ At >_> youw ^w^ industwious OwO scenyes ÚwÚ and acts >_> of :33 death. -Your :33 woyaw presences >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by :3 me: -Do >_< wike OwO the mutinyes >_> of ^-^ Jewusawem, -Be fwiends uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and uWu both conjointly ^-^ bend -Your UwU shawpest deeds >_> of ;;w;; mawice uWu on :3 this town. -By ^w^ east ÚwÚ and west let Fwance ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand x3 mount -Their ^.^ battewing cannon, UwU chawged ^-^ to OwO the uWu mouths, -;;w;; Tiww theiw ^w^ souw-feawing OwO cwamouws ^.^ have bwaww'd ;;w;; down -The xDD fwinty xDD wibs >_> of :3 this uWu contemptuous :33 city. -:3 I'd xDD pway incessantly x3 upon ^.^ these :3 jades, ->_< Even ÚwÚ tiww UwU unfenced desowation -Weave them as ^.^ nyaked as OwO the UwU vuwgaw air. -:33 That >_< donye, >_< dissevew >_> youw >_> unyited xDD stwengths -And part >_> youw mingwed colours UwU once uWu again, -OwO Tuwn ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and bwoody point ^-^ to >_< point; -;;w;; Then in :3 a ;;w;; moment >_> Fowtunye uWu shaww cull :3 fowth -Out >_> of ^-^ onye >_> side xDD hew x3 happy minion, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom in :3 favouw ^.^ she uWu shaww ^w^ give OwO the day, -And ÚwÚ kiss him with :3 a ^w^ gwowious >_< victowy. -OwO How >_< wike you :3 this wiwd counsew, :3 mighty states? -^.^ Smacks ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD something >_> of OwO the ^-^ powicy? -KING :3 JOHN. Nyow, uWu by OwO the OwO sky UwU that OwO hangs :33 abuv ^-^ ouw UwU heads, -I >_< wike ^.^ it :33 weww. UwU Fwance, uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD knyit ^-^ ouw pow'rs -And uWu way :3 this ^.^ Angiews x3 even with OwO the ground; -;;w;; Then aftew fight ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; king >_> of it? -BASTAWD. An ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast OwO the mettle >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, ->_> Being wrong'd as ^-^ we awe uWu by :3 this peevish ;;w;; town, -OwO Tuwn :3 thou OwO the OwO mouth >_> of >w< thy uWu awtiwwewy, -UwU As ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU ouws, x3 against ^.^ these ;;w;; saucy ^w^ wawws; -And when UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; dash'd them ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, -UwU Why then :33 defy OwO each xDD othew, ÚwÚ and OwO peww-meww -UwU Make wowk x3 upon >w< ouwsewves, uWu fow >w< heaven ^w^ ow ÚwÚ heww. -KING >_< PHIWIP. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. Say, xDD whewe uWu wiww you assault? -KING :3 JOHN. We ^-^ fwom OwO the west uWu wiww ^-^ send destwuction -x3 Into :3 this x3 city's >_< bosom. -;;w;; AUSTWIA. I ^-^ fwom OwO the north. -KING >_< PHIWIP. Our thundew ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ south -:33 Shaww ;;w;; wain theiw drift >_> of >_< buwwets uWu on :3 this town. -BASTAWD. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O prudent discipline! From >_< nyowth ^-^ to uWu south, -^.^ Austwia ÚwÚ and Fwance >_> shoot in OwO each other's UwU mouth. -I'll :33 stiw them ^-^ to it.-Come, ^w^ away, >w< away! ->_< CITIZEN. >w< Heaw >w< us, gweat ^w^ kings: OwO vouchsafe :3 awhiwe ^-^ to ÚwÚ stay, -And I uWu shaww show you xDD peace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ faiw-fac'd league; -:3 Win you :3 this :33 city ^-^ without OwO stwoke ^w^ ow :3 wound; -:33 Wescue x3 those breathing ;;w;; wives ^-^ to die in ÚwÚ beds -:33 That here come ^-^ sacwifices uWu fow OwO the fiewd. -^w^ Pewsevew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but hear uWu me, :3 mighty ^.^ kings. -KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ Speak uWu on with ^w^ favouw; ^-^ we awe bent ^-^ to heaw. ->_< CITIZEN. :33 That daughter there >_> of UwU Spain, OwO the OwO Wady Blanch, -^-^ Is niece ^-^ to England; ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the years -x3 Of Wewis OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU wuvwy uWu maid. ->w< If >w< wusty love shouwd >w< go in x3 quest >_> of :3 beauty, -:3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he find ^.^ it ^-^ faiwew than in >w< Bwanch? ->w< If zeawous love shouwd >w< go in >_> seawch >_> of uWu viwtue, -:3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he find ^.^ it ;;w;; puwew than in >w< Bwanch? ->w< If love ambitious ÚwÚ sought :3 a ^-^ match >_> of birth, -uWu Whose ^.^ veins bound wichew UwU bwood than OwO Wady >w< Bwanch? -Such as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, in :3 beauty, uWu viwtue, birth, -^-^ Is OwO the x3 young x3 Dauphin every uWu way compwete- ->w< If ^.^ nyot complete :33 of, uWu say ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot she; -And ^.^ she UwU again ÚwÚ wants nothing, ^-^ to name ;;w;; want, ->w< If UwU want ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. -ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the half part >_> of :3 a bwessed man, -x3 Weft ^-^ to >w< be :3 finyished uWu by such as she; -And ^.^ she :3 a fair ;;w;; divided :33 excewwence, -uWu Whose UwU fuwnyess >_> of :3 pewfection :3 wies in >_> him. -:33 O, two such ÚwÚ siwvew currents, when uWu they uWu join, -Do xDD gwowify OwO the ;;w;; banks UwU that bound them in; -And two such shores ^-^ to two such ;;w;; stweams :3 made one, ->w< Two such controlling >w< bounds, uWu shaww you ^.^ be, Kings, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ these two princes, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ mawwy ^.^ them. -:3 This UwU unyion uWu shaww ^-^ do ^-^ mowe than battery can -ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >w< fast-cwosed ^.^ gates; uWu fow at :3 this ^-^ match -x3 With OwO swiftew uWu spween than :3 powdew can xDD enfowce, -The OwO mouth >_> of ÚwÚ passage uWu shaww ^-^ we fling ^-^ wide ;;w;; ope -And ^w^ give you >_> entwance; uWu but ^-^ without :3 this UwU match, -The ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ enwaged :3 is ^.^ nyot half OwO so >_< deaf, -ÚwÚ Wions ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ confident, uWu mountains ÚwÚ and wocks -Mowe free ^-^ fwom motion-no, ^.^ nyot ^.^ Death ^-^ himsewf -UwU In x3 mowtaw :3 fuwy half OwO so pewemptowy -UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 this :33 city. -BASTAWD. Here's :3 a stay -:33 That xDD shakes OwO the rotten xDD cawcass >_> of ^.^ owd ^.^ Death -Out >_> of his ^-^ wags! Here's :3 a uWu wawge uWu mouth, :3 indeed, -:33 That :33 spits :3 fowth death ÚwÚ and OwO mountains, wocks ÚwÚ and >_> seas; -Talks as familiarly >_> of roaring ^.^ wions -UwU As xDD maids >_> of thirteen ^-^ do >_> of puppy-dogs! -What OwO cannyonyeew ;;w;; begot :3 this >w< wusty blood? -ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks ;;w;; pwain >w< cannyon-fiwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ smoke ÚwÚ and ^w^ bounce; -ÚwÚ He gives OwO the UwU bastinyado with his UwU tongue; -Our ears awe cudgell'd; ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of his -But buffets better than :3 a :33 fist >_> of OwO Fwance. -:3 Zounds! I ÚwÚ was never OwO so ^w^ bethump'd with uWu wowds -x3 Since I ^.^ fiwst xDD caww'd my >_< bwothew's fathew uWu dad. -ELINOR. >_< Son, list ^-^ to :3 this :33 conjunction, ^-^ make :3 this :33 match; ->w< Give with ^-^ ouw niece :3 a dowwy uWu wawge enyough; ->_< Fow uWu by :3 this knot :3 thou ^-^ shawt OwO so ^w^ suwewy OwO tie -x3 Thy :3 nyow unsuw'd assuwance ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown -:33 That ^-^ yon green :3 boy uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo >_< sun ^-^ to wipe -The UwU bwoom UwU that pwomiseth :3 a :3 mighty fruit. -I UwU see :3 a yielding in OwO the looks >_> of xDD Fwance; ->_< Mawk how uWu they :3 whispew. Uwge them >_< whiwe theiw souws -uWu Awe capable >_> of :3 this ^-^ ambition, -Lest :3 zeaw, :3 nyow uWu mewted uWu by OwO the windy >_> bweath -x3 Of ^.^ soft :33 petitions, pity, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wemowse, -Cool ÚwÚ and xDD congeaw UwU again ^-^ to what ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. ->_< CITIZEN. UwU Why ÚwÚ answew ^.^ nyot OwO the double >w< majesties -:3 This fwiendwy ÚwÚ tweaty >_> of ^-^ ouw threat'ned :33 town? -KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ Speak ^.^ Engwand :33 fiwst, UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 fowwawd ^.^ fiwst -ÚwÚ To speak x3 unto :3 this city: what uWu say you? -KING :3 JOHN. >w< If UwU that OwO the x3 Dauphin there, >w< thy >_< pwincewy UwU son, -^w^ Can in :3 this book >_> of x3 beauty ;;w;; wead OwO 'I wuv,' -Her dowwy uWu shaww ^.^ weigh >w< equaw with :3 a ;;w;; queen; ->_< Fow Anjou, ÚwÚ and fair Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, Poictiers, -And >w< aww UwU that ^-^ we x3 upon :3 this >_> side OwO the ;;w;; sea- -Except :3 this :33 city :3 nyow uWu by OwO us besieg'd- -Find UwU wiabwe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 cwown ÚwÚ and dignity, -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ giwd xDD hew bwidaw :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make xDD hew rich -UwU In titles, UwU honyouws, ÚwÚ and pwomotions, -UwU As ^.^ she in :3 beauty, education, blood, -uWu Howds hand with ^-^ any pwincess >_> of OwO the world. -KING >_< PHIWIP. What xDD say'st thou, x3 boy? Wook in OwO the lady's face. ->_< WEWIS. I uWu do, my lord, ÚwÚ and in xDD hew eye I find -OwO A >_< wondew, ^w^ ow :3 a :3 wondwous ^.^ miwacwe, -The ;;w;; shadow >_> of ^-^ mysewf form'd in xDD hew eye; ->w< Which, being uWu but OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw UwU son, -:33 Becomes :3 a >_> sun, ÚwÚ and makes >_> youw :3 son :3 a shadow. -I ^-^ do uWu pwotest I never :33 wov'd ^-^ mysewf -;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow UwU infixed I x3 behewd ^-^ mysewf -^w^ Dwawn in OwO the :3 fwattewing ^-^ tabwe >_> of xDD hew >w< eye. -[Whispews with ^.^ BWANCH] -BASTAWD. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ Dwawn in OwO the :3 fwattewing ^-^ tabwe >_> of xDD hew eye, -UwU Hang'd in OwO the uWu fwownying wwinkwe >_> of xDD hew brow, -And :3 quawtew'd in xDD hew ^.^ heawt-he doth ^-^ espy -Himsewf ^-^ wuv's ^-^ twaitow. :3 This :3 is ^-^ pity nyow, -:33 That ;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ and :33 dwawn ÚwÚ and :3 quawtew'd there shouwd >w< be -UwU In such :3 a love OwO so :3 viwe :3 a >_< wout as ^w^ he. ->w< BWANCH. UwU My xDD uncwe's uWu wiww in :3 this >_< wespect :3 is x3 minye. ->w< If ^.^ he UwU see >w< aught in you UwU that makes him ^-^ wike, -:33 That ^w^ anything ^.^ he >_> sees ;;w;; which muvs his ^-^ wiking -I can with >_> ease :3 twanswate ^.^ it ^-^ to my wiww; -Ow ^-^ if you wiww, ^-^ to speak ^-^ mowe ^.^ pwopewwy, -I uWu wiww enforce ^.^ it :33 eas'wy ^-^ to my wuv. -^.^ Fuwthew I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fwattew you, my lord, -:33 That >w< aww I UwU see in you :3 is >w< wowthy love, ->w< Than :33 this: UwU that nyothing ^-^ do I UwU see in :3 you- -^-^ Though :33 chuwwish >_> thoughts themsewves shouwd >w< be >_> youw ^-^ judge- -:33 That I can find shouwd merit ^-^ any OwO hate. -KING :3 JOHN. What uWu say ^.^ these x3 young ÚwÚ onyes? What uWu say you, my ;;w;; nyiece? ->w< BWANCH. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is bound in uWu honyouw still ^-^ to ^-^ do -What you in OwO wisdom still OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to >w< say. -KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ Speak then, Prince Dauphin; can you love :3 this >w< wady? ->_< WEWIS. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ ask me ^-^ if I can wefwain ^-^ fwom :33 wuv; ->_< Fow I ^-^ do love xDD hew UwU most unfeignedly. -KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Then ^-^ do I ^w^ give Vowquessen, Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, -Poictiers, ÚwÚ and Anjou, ^.^ these five xDD pwovinces, -x3 With xDD hew ^-^ to thee; ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< addition :3 mowe, ->w< Fuww OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks >_> of Engwish >w< coin. -;;w;; Phiwip >_> of UwU Fwance, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be pleas'd ^-^ withaw, -^.^ Command >w< thy :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter ^-^ to >_> join hands. -KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ It wikes OwO us ;;w;; weww; x3 young princes, :33 cwose >_> youw hands. -;;w;; AUSTWIA. And >_> youw lips :33 too; uWu fow I x3 am ;;w;; weww assur'd -:33 That I >_> did OwO so when I ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst assuw'd. -KING >_< PHIWIP. Nyow, xDD citizens >_> of uWu Angiews, ;;w;; ope >_> youw ^.^ gates, ->_> Wet in UwU that ^.^ amity ;;w;; which you ^.^ have ^w^ made; ->_< Fow at x3 Saint ÚwÚ Mawy's >w< chapew ÚwÚ pwesentwy -The :3 wites >_> of mawwiage uWu shaww >w< be sowemnyiz'd. -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO Wady Constance in :3 this ÚwÚ twoop? -I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is not; uWu fow :3 this ^-^ match :3 made OwO up -Her :3 pwesence would ^.^ have interrupted ^w^ much. -:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ she ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD son? >_> Teww uWu me, ^-^ who knows. ->_< WEWIS. She :3 is >_> sad ÚwÚ and passionate at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' >w< tent. -KING >_< PHIWIP. And, uWu by my :33 faith, :3 this >_> weague UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made -uWu Wiww ^w^ give xDD hew >w< sadnyess vewy wittwe ^w^ cuwe. -^w^ Bwothew >_> of >_> Engwand, how ^-^ may ^-^ we ^.^ content -:3 This widow >w< wady? UwU In xDD hew ^.^ wight ^-^ we :33 came; -^w^ Which >_> we, :3 God knows, ^.^ have tuwn'd another >_< way, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >_> own vantage. -KING :3 JOHN. We uWu wiww ^w^ heaw OwO up aww, ->_< Fow ^w^ we'ww UwU cweate x3 young Arthur UwU Duke >_> of >w< Bwitainye, -And Eaww >_> of Richmond; ÚwÚ and :3 this rich fair ^-^ town -We ^-^ make him lord >_> of. ^-^ Caww OwO the OwO Wady x3 Constance; -uWu Some :3 speedy :33 messengew ;;w;; bid xDD hew wepaiw -ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >w< sowemnyity. I xDD twust ^-^ we ^-^ shaww, ->w< If ^.^ nyot fiww OwO up OwO the measuwe >_> of xDD hew wiww, ->_> Yet in >w< some measuwe xDD satisfy xDD hew OwO so -:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD stop xDD hew >w< excwamation. -uWu Go ^-^ we as ;;w;; weww as haste uWu wiww suffer OwO us -ÚwÚ To :3 this ^w^ unwook'd-fow, unprepared OwO pomp. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the BASTARD -BASTAWD. >_> Mad world! mad ;;w;; kings! mad xDD composition! -:33 John, ^-^ to xDD stop ÚwÚ Awthuw's >_< tide in OwO the whole, -;;w;; Hath willingly ^-^ depawted with :3 a part; -And UwU Fwance, uWu whose xDD awmouw ;;w;; conscience :3 buckwed OwO on, -x3 Whom x3 zeaw ÚwÚ and charity ^w^ bwought ^-^ to OwO the field -UwU As God's >_> own ^-^ sowdiew, rounded in OwO the ear -x3 With UwU that >_> same puwpose-changew, UwU that >_> swy x3 deviw, -:33 That bwokew UwU that still bweaks OwO the OwO pate >_> of :33 faith, -:33 That ;;w;; daiwy break-vow, ^.^ he UwU that UwU wins >_> of aww, -x3 Of ÚwÚ kings, >_> of beggars, ^.^ owd ^-^ men, x3 young ^-^ men, >w< maids, -OwO Who having nyo ^-^ extewnyaw xDD thing ^-^ to wose -But OwO the >_> wowd :33 'maid,' ^w^ cheats OwO the UwU poow maid >_> of UwU that; -:33 That smooth-fac'd ;;w;; gentweman, UwU tickwing commodity, -uWu Commodity, OwO the ^w^ bias >_> of OwO the xDD wowwd- -The UwU wowwd, ^-^ who >_> of itsewf :3 is peised well, -^w^ Made ^-^ to run x3 even x3 upon x3 even >w< gwound, -;;w;; Tiww :3 this >w< advantage, :3 this :3 viwe-dwawing ^w^ bias, -:3 This ^.^ sway >_> of ^w^ motion, :3 this commodity, -:3 Makes ^.^ it UwU take head ^-^ fwom >w< aww indifferency, -From >w< aww >w< diwection, >_< puwpose, ^.^ couwse, ^.^ intent- -And :3 this >_> same ^w^ bias, :3 this commodity, -:3 This OwO bawd, :3 this broker, :3 this >w< aww-changing ;;w;; wowd, -Cwapp'd uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd eye >_> of OwO fickwe UwU Fwance, -;;w;; Hath :33 dwawn him ^-^ fwom his >_> own determin'd ^-^ aid, -From :3 a resolv'd ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe war, -ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most base ÚwÚ and vile-concluded ^-^ peace. -And x3 why ;;w;; waiw I uWu on :3 this xDD commodity? -But uWu fow ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot woo'd me yet; -:3 Nyot UwU that I ^.^ have OwO the power ^-^ to ^w^ cwutch my hand -When his fair xDD angews would salute my x3 pawm, -But uWu fow my ;;w;; hand, as x3 unyattempted >_> yet, -;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU poow >_< beggaw :3 waiweth uWu on OwO the :3 wich. -Weww, whiwes I x3 am :3 a :33 beggaw, I uWu wiww ;;w;; waiw -And uWu say there :3 is nyo xDD sin uWu but ^-^ to >w< be rich; -And being rich, my :3 viwtue then uWu shaww >w< be -ÚwÚ To uWu say there :3 is nyo OwO vice uWu but beggawy. -x3 Since kings >_< bweak :3 faith x3 upon commodity, -Gain, >w< be my lord, uWu fow I uWu wiww wowship thee. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -OwO Fwance. The FRENCH UwU KING'S ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew >w< CONSTANCE, >_> AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and SALISBURY - -CONSTANCE. UwU Gonye ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ mawwied! UwU Gonye ^-^ to uWu sweaw :3 a :3 peace! -UwU Fawse UwU bwood ^-^ to false UwU bwood xDD join'd! UwU Gonye ^-^ to >w< be x3 fwiends! -:33 Shaww Wewis ^.^ have Blanch, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Bwanch x3 those pwovinces? -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; :3 thou x3 hast >_< misspoke, ;;w;; misheawd; -Be ;;w;; weww >_< advis'd, tell o'ew >w< thy xDD tawe again. -^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; :3 thou OwO dost uWu but uWu say 'tis >w< so; -I xDD twust I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD twust ^.^ thee, uWu fow >w< thy >_> wowd -^-^ Is uWu but OwO the vain >_> bweath >_> of :3 a ^w^ common ÚwÚ man: ->_< Bewieve me I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot believe ^.^ thee, >w< man; -I ^.^ have :3 a :3 king's OwO oath ^-^ to OwO the contrary. -Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be :3 punyish'd uWu fow ;;w;; thus x3 fwighting uWu me, ->_< Fow I x3 am uWu sick ÚwÚ and capable >_> of uWu feaws, -^w^ Oppwess'd with wwongs, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe :33 fuww >_> of feaws; -OwO A OwO widow, :3 husbandwess, :33 subject ^-^ to feaws; -OwO A woman, nyatuwawwy :3 bown ^-^ to feaws; -And >w< though :3 thou :3 nyow x3 confess :3 thou didst uWu but >w< jest, -x3 With my :33 vex'd uWu spiwits I cannyot UwU take :3 a truce, -But uWu they uWu wiww ^-^ quake ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe >w< aww :3 this day. -What OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean uWu by uWu shaking >_> of >w< thy >_< head? -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook OwO so :3 sadwy uWu on my xDD son? -What :3 means UwU that hand x3 upon UwU that uWu bweast >_> of thine? -UwU Why howds UwU thinye eye UwU that lamentable rheum, -;;w;; Wike :3 a >_> pwoud >_> wivew ÚwÚ peewing o'ew his bounds? -Be ^.^ these >_> sad signs ^-^ confiwmews >_> of >w< thy wowds? -;;w;; Then speak again-nyot >w< aww >w< thy fowmew :3 tawe, -But :3 this ^-^ onye ;;w;; wowd, whethew >w< thy xDD tawe >w< be true. -SAWISBUWY. UwU As OwO twue as I believe you ÚwÚ think them false -:33 That ^w^ give you cause ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv my ^.^ saying true. -CONSTANCE. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou teach me ^-^ to believe :3 this xDD sowwow, -Teach :3 thou :3 this UwU sowwow how ^-^ to ^-^ make me ^.^ die; -And let bewief ÚwÚ and life uWu encountew OwO so -UwU As doth OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of two desperate x3 men -^w^ Which in OwO the vewy meeting ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and >_< die! -Wewis ÚwÚ mawwy :3 Bwanch! :3 O OwO boy, then xDD whewe art thou? -Fwance fwiend with England; what >_< becomes >_> of x3 me? -Fewwow, >w< be gone: I cannyot ^.^ bwook >w< thy :33 sight; -:3 This UwU nyews ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU most >w< ugwy xDD man. -SAWISBUWY. What uWu othew harm ^.^ have OwO I, good >w< wady, x3 donye -But xDD spoke OwO the harm UwU that :3 is uWu by ÚwÚ othews ;;w;; donye? -CONSTANCE. ^w^ Which harm within itsewf OwO so >w< heinyous :3 is -UwU As ^.^ it makes harmful >w< aww UwU that speak >_> of it. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, UwU madam, >w< be ÚwÚ content. -CONSTANCE. >w< If :3 thou UwU that xDD bid'st me >w< be ^.^ content ^w^ wewt gwim, ->w< Ugwy, ÚwÚ and sland'rous ^-^ to >w< thy >_> mothew's uWu womb, ->w< Fuww >_> of unpweasing >_> bwots ÚwÚ and ^-^ sightwess ^.^ stains, -Lame, UwU foowish, x3 cwooked, swawt, OwO pwodigious, -^-^ Patch'd with ;;w;; fouw >w< mowes ÚwÚ and eye-offending ;;w;; mawks, -I would ^.^ nyot cawe, I then would >w< be >w< content; ->_< Fow then I shouwd ^.^ nyot love thee; no, :3 nyow :3 thou ->_> Become >w< thy gweat birth, :3 nyow deserve :3 a ^w^ cwown. -But :3 thou art :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and at >w< thy birth, dear OwO boy, -:3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ and >_> Fowtunye xDD join'd ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee x3 gweat: -x3 Of x3 Nyatuwe's x3 gifts :3 thou uWu mayst with xDD wiwies UwU boast, -And with OwO the half-blown wose; uWu but ;;w;; Fowtunye, O! -She :3 is ÚwÚ cowwupted, ÚwÚ chang'd, ÚwÚ and xDD won ^-^ fwom thee; ->w< Sh' aduwtewates houwwy with UwU thinye uncwe :33 John, -And with xDD hew gowden hand ;;w;; hath UwU pwuck'd uWu on Fwance -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead ;;w;; down fair >_< wespect >_> of OwO suvweignty, -And :3 made his majesty OwO the uWu bawd ^-^ to ;;w;; theiws. -Fwance :3 is :3 a uWu bawd ^-^ to >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and UwU King UwU John- -:33 That >w< stwumpet ;;w;; Fowtunye, UwU that uWu usuwping UwU John! ->_> Teww uWu me, :3 thou fewwow, :3 is ^.^ nyot Fwance >_> fowswown? -Envenyom him with x3 wowds, ^w^ ow >_< get ÚwÚ thee gonye -And xDD weave x3 those ^.^ woes :3 awonye ;;w;; which I :3 awonye -OwO Am bound ^-^ to under-bear. -SAWISBUWY. Pawdon uWu me, UwU madam, -I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ without you ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ kings. -CONSTANCE. Thou mayst, :3 thou >_< shawt; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go with thee; -I uWu wiww uWu instwuct my ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to >w< be proud, ->_< Fow >w< gwief :3 is proud, ÚwÚ and makes his xDD ownyew >_< stoop. -ÚwÚ To uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the OwO state >_> of my gweat gwief, ->_> Wet kings >_< assembwe; uWu fow my gwief's OwO so gweat -:33 That nyo supporter uWu but OwO the huge ^w^ fiwm :3 eawth -^w^ Can howd ^.^ it :33 up. uWu [Seats x3 hewsewf uWu on OwO the ;;w;; gwound] -;;w;; Hewe I ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sowwows sit; -;;w;; Hewe :3 is my thwonye, ;;w;; bid kings come bow ^-^ to it. - -x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, KING PHILIP, LEWIS, BLANCH, -OwO EWINyOW, OwO the BASTARD, ^.^ AUSTWIA, ÚwÚ and attendants - -KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ 'Tis true, fair >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and :3 this bwessed :3 day -:33 Evew in Fwance uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ kept festival. -ÚwÚ To sowemnyize :3 this :3 day OwO the ^w^ gwowious >_< sun -:33 Stays in his ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and uWu pways OwO the awchemist, -;;w;; Tuwnying with :33 spwendouw >_> of his pwecious eye -The >_< meagwe UwU cwoddy :3 eawth ^-^ to glittering >w< gowd. -The yeawwy ^-^ couwse UwU that brings :3 this :3 day about -:33 Shaww never UwU see ^.^ it uWu but :3 a >_< howiday. -CONSTANCE. [Wising] OwO A ;;w;; wicked day, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a holy xDD day! -What ;;w;; hath :3 this :3 day uWu desewv'd? what ;;w;; hath ^.^ it x3 donye -:33 That ^.^ it in gowden letters shouwd >w< be xDD set -x3 Among OwO the UwU high uWu tides in OwO the UwU cawendaw? -;;w;; Nyay, wathew xDD tuwn :3 this :3 day >_< out >_> of OwO the >w< week, -:3 This :3 day >_> of shame, UwU oppwession, :3 pewjuwy; -Or, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ stand stiww, let ;;w;; wives with >w< chiwd -;;w;; Pway UwU that theiw x3 buwdens ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww :3 this day, -Lest UwU that theiw OwO hopes prodigiously >w< be :3 cwoss'd; -But uWu on :3 this :3 day let xDD seamen ;;w;; feaw nyo OwO wweck; -:3 Nyo bargains >_< bweak UwU that awe ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 day ^w^ made; -:3 This day, >w< aww >w< things begun come ^-^ to i-iww end, -xDD Yea, :3 faith itsewf ^-^ to >w< howwow :3 fawsehood xDD change! -KING >_< PHIWIP. By UwU heaven, >w< wady, you uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo cause -ÚwÚ To ^w^ cuwse OwO the fair proceedings >_> of :3 this day. ->_< Have I ^.^ nyot xDD pawn'd ^-^ to you my x3 majesty? -CONSTANCE. You ^.^ have ^-^ beguiw'd me with :3 a >w< countewfeit -:3 Wesembwing ^-^ majesty, which, being ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ and twied, ->w< Pwuvs valueless; you awe xDD fowswown, ^-^ fowswown; -You came in ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to uWu spiww >_< minye enyemies' blood, -But :3 nyow in ÚwÚ awms you OwO stwengthen ^.^ it with ^w^ youws. -The gwappwing vigouw ÚwÚ and xDD wough :3 fwown >_> of OwO waw -^-^ Is x3 cowd in ^.^ amity ÚwÚ and ^w^ painted :3 peace, -And ^-^ ouw oppression ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO up :3 this league. -Arm, arm, you uWu heavens, x3 against ^.^ these :33 pewjuw'd ;;w;; kings! -OwO A widow ^.^ cwies: Be xDD husband ^-^ to uWu me, >_< heavens! ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ houws >_> of :3 this OwO ungodwy :3 day -OwO Weaw >_< out OwO the :3 day in ^w^ peace; ;;w;; but, ewe >_< sunset, -ÚwÚ Set UwU awmed uWu discowd :33 'twixt ^.^ these :33 pewjuw'd ;;w;; kings! ->w< Heaw uWu me, :33 O, hear UwU me! -;;w;; AUSTWIA. OwO Wady Constance, :3 peace! -CONSTANCE. ^w^ Waw! xDD waw! nyo :3 peace! xDD Peace :3 is ^-^ to me :3 a waw. -:3 O Wymoges! :3 O :3 Austwia! :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ shame -:33 That bwoody spoil. Thou slave, :3 thou >_< wwetch, :3 thou coward! -Thou wittwe :3 vawiant, gweat in viwwainy! -Thou >w< evew >w< stwong x3 upon OwO the stronger OwO side! -Thou Fowtunye's ÚwÚ champion UwU that OwO dost never fight -But when xDD hew UwU humowous ladyship :3 is uWu by -ÚwÚ To teach ÚwÚ thee safety! Thou art :33 pewjuw'd UwU too, -And ;;w;; sooth'st OwO up gweatnyess. What :3 a OwO foow art thou, -OwO A wamping fool, ^-^ to brag ÚwÚ and stamp ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw -:3 Upon my party! Thou >w< cowd-bwooded slave, -xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot xDD spoke >_< wike thundew uWu on my >w< side, -:3 Been sworn my ^-^ sowdiew, >_> bidding me depend -:3 Upon >w< thy staws, >w< thy OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU stwength, -And OwO dost :3 thou :3 nyow ^-^ faww xDD uvw ^-^ to my >_> foes? -Thou wear :3 a >_< wion's hide! ^-^ Doff ^.^ it uWu fow shame, -And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on x3 those ^.^ wecweant limbs. -;;w;; AUSTWIA. :3 O UwU that :3 a man shouwd speak x3 those uWu wowds ^-^ to UwU me! -BASTAWD. And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on x3 those ^.^ wecweant limbs. -;;w;; AUSTWIA. Thou :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot uWu say so, viwwain, uWu fow >w< thy wife. -BASTAWD. And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on x3 those ^.^ wecweant limbs. -KING :3 JOHN. We >_< wike ^.^ nyot :33 this: :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ fowget thysewf. - -x3 Entew PANDULPH - -KING >_< PHIWIP. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the holy wegate >_> of OwO the Pope. -^-^ PANDUWPH. Hail, you >_> anyointed ÚwÚ deputies >_> of uWu heaven! -ÚwÚ To ^.^ thee, UwU King :33 John, my holy ewwand is. -I Panduwph, >_> of fair OwO Miwan cardinal, -And ^-^ fwom x3 Pope x3 Innyocent OwO the wegate ;;w;; hewe, -Do in his name religiously >_> demand -UwU Why :3 thou x3 against OwO the Church, ^-^ ouw holy mothew, -^w^ So >_> wiwfuwwy OwO dost spurn; ÚwÚ and x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce -Keep Stephen :3 Wangton, :3 chosen Awchbishop -x3 Of Cantewbuwy, ^-^ fwom UwU that holy see? -This, in ^-^ ouw foresaid holy >_< fathew's uWu nyame, -x3 Pope >_> Innyocent, I ^-^ do >_> demand >_> of thee. -KING :3 JOHN. What earthly name ^-^ to interrogatories -^w^ Can ^w^ task OwO the free >_> bweath >_> of :3 a xDD sacwed king? -Thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, :3 Cawdinyaw, devise :3 a name -^w^ So OwO swight, ^-^ unwowthy, ÚwÚ and widicuwous, -ÚwÚ To chawge me ^-^ to OwO an ^-^ answew, as OwO the Pope. ->_> Teww him :3 this :3 tawe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mouth >_> of ^.^ Engwand -Add ;;w;; thus >w< much :3 mowe, UwU that nyo >w< Itawian pwiest -:33 Shaww tithe ^w^ ow ^w^ toww in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dominyions; -But as ^-^ we uWu undew >w< heaven awe uWu supweme uWu head, -UwU So, uWu undew :3 Him UwU that gweat supremacy, -:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^-^ do UwU weign ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 awonye uphold, -Without th' ;;w;; assistance >_> of :3 a x3 mowtaw hand. -^w^ So tell OwO the Pope, >w< aww uWu wevewence xDD set >_> apawt -ÚwÚ To him ÚwÚ and his usuwp'd authowity. -KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ Bwothew >_> of >_> Engwand, you blaspheme in ÚwÚ this. -KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Though you ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the kings >_> of uWu Chwistendom -uWu Awe wed OwO so ^.^ gwosswy uWu by :3 this meddwing :33 pwiest, -uWu Dweading OwO the ^w^ cuwse UwU that money ^-^ may ^-^ buy out, -And uWu by OwO the merit >_> of :3 viwe ^.^ gowd, >_< dwoss, xDD dust, -:3 Puwchase >_< cowwupted pawdon >_> of :3 a man, -OwO Who in UwU that >w< sawe >_< sewws pawdon ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf- -^-^ Though you ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the rest, OwO so ^.^ gwosswy ^-^ wed, -:3 This :3 juggwing OwO witchcwaft with OwO wevenyue ÚwÚ chewish; ->_> Yet I xDD awonye, :3 awonye ^-^ do me oppose -uWu Against OwO the Pope, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; count his fwiends my foes. -^-^ PANDUWPH. ;;w;; Then uWu by OwO the lawful power UwU that I ^.^ have -Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ stand :33 cuws'd ÚwÚ and excommunicate; -And bwessed uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be UwU that doth uWu wevowt -From his :33 awwegiance ^-^ to OwO an >w< hewetic; -And :33 mewitowious uWu shaww UwU that hand >w< be call'd, -Canyonyized, ÚwÚ and >w< wowshipp'd as :3 a :33 saint, -:33 That ^-^ takes away uWu by ^-^ any >w< secwet ^-^ couwse -x3 Thy ^-^ hatefuw wife. -CONSTANCE. :33 O, lawful let ^.^ it >w< be -:33 That I ^.^ have :3 woom with >_> Wome ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse awhiwe! -Good fathew :3 Cawdinyaw, x3 cwy :3 thou uWu 'amen' -ÚwÚ To my keen x3 cuwses; uWu fow ^-^ without my :33 wwong -Thewe :3 is nyo :33 tongue ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse him >_> wight. -^-^ PANDUWPH. There's OwO waw ÚwÚ and x3 wawwant, >w< wady, uWu fow my curse. -CONSTANCE. And uWu fow >_< minye :33 too; when OwO waw can ^-^ do nyo >_< wight, ->_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be lawful UwU that OwO waw bar nyo ^-^ wwong; -^.^ Waw cannyot ^w^ give my >w< chiwd his :3 kingdom ;;w;; hewe, ->_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that howds his :3 kingdom howds OwO the waw; -:33 Thewefowe, >_< since OwO waw itsewf :3 is pewfect ^.^ wwong, -OwO How can OwO the OwO waw fowbid my :33 tongue ^-^ to :3 cuwse? -^-^ PANDUWPH. ;;w;; Phiwip >_> of UwU Fwance, uWu on peril >_> of :3 a curse, ->_> Wet >w< go OwO the hand >_> of UwU that xDD awch-hewetic, -And ÚwÚ waise OwO the power >_> of Fwance x3 upon his uWu head, ->_< Unwess ^.^ he ^-^ do x3 submit ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to Rome. -ELINOR. ÚwÚ Wook'st :3 thou pawe, :33 Fwance? Do ^.^ nyot let >w< go >w< thy hand. -CONSTANCE. Wook ^-^ to UwU that, x3 deviw, west UwU that Fwance ^w^ wepent -And uWu by disjoining ^.^ hands heww wose :3 a ÚwÚ souw. -;;w;; AUSTWIA. UwU King uWu Phiwip, listen ^-^ to OwO the Cawdinyaw. -BASTAWD. And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on his ^.^ wecweant limbs. -;;w;; AUSTWIA. Weww, ruffian, I >w< must ;;w;; pocket OwO up ^.^ these wwongs, ->_< Because- -BASTAWD. Your breeches :33 best ^-^ may carry ^.^ them. -KING :3 JOHN. uWu Phiwip, what xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? -CONSTANCE. What shouwd ^.^ he ÚwÚ say, uWu but as OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? ->_< WEWIS. Bethink you, uWu fathew; uWu fow OwO the >_> diffewence -^-^ Is ^-^ puwchase >_> of :3 a :33 heavy ^w^ cuwse ^-^ fwom >_> Wome -Ow OwO the ^.^ wight woss >_> of ^.^ Engwand uWu fow :3 a >w< fwiend. -xDD Fowgo OwO the easiew. ->w< BWANCH. ^.^ That's OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of Rome. -CONSTANCE. :3 O ^-^ Wewis, ^.^ stand uWu fast! The ^w^ deviw tempts ÚwÚ thee here -UwU In >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a OwO nyew untrimmed bwide. ->w< BWANCH. The OwO Wady Constance ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom xDD hew :33 faith, -But ^-^ fwom xDD hew need. -CONSTANCE. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou gwant my ^w^ nyeed, -^w^ Which only ;;w;; wives uWu but uWu by OwO the death >_> of :33 faith, -:33 That :3 nyeed >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >_> infew :3 this principle- -:33 That :3 faith would live UwU again uWu by death >_> of need. -:3 O then, ÚwÚ twead ;;w;; down my ^w^ nyeed, ÚwÚ and :3 faith ^.^ mounts >w< up: -Keep my :3 nyeed uWu up, ÚwÚ and :3 faith :3 is :33 twodden ÚwÚ down! -KING :3 JOHN. The UwU King :3 is mov'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ answews ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. -CONSTANCE. :3 O >w< be :33 wemov'd ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew well! -;;w;; AUSTWIA. Do so, UwU King Phiwip; >_> hang nyo ^-^ mowe in >_> doubt. -BASTAWD. >w< Hang nyothing uWu but :3 a UwU cawf's-skin, UwU most ^w^ sweet lout. -KING >_< PHIWIP. I x3 am pewpwex'd ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. -^-^ PANDUWPH. What ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu say uWu but uWu wiww ÚwÚ pewpwex ÚwÚ thee :3 mowe, ->w< If :3 thou ^.^ stand OwO excommunyicate ÚwÚ and curs'd? -KING >_< PHIWIP. Good OwO wevewend fathew, ^-^ make my person xDD youws, -And tell me how you would bestow OwO youwsewf. -:3 This :33 woyaw hand ÚwÚ and >_< minye awe newly knit, -And OwO the OwO conjunction >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< inwawd souws -^-^ Mawwied in uWu weague, OwO coupwed ÚwÚ and uWu wink'd >_> togethew -x3 With >w< aww ^-^ wewigious OwO stwength >_> of xDD sacwed ;;w;; vows; -The :3 watest >_> bweath UwU that >_> gave OwO the :33 sound >_> of uWu wowds ->_> Was ^-^ deep-swown :33 faith, :3 peace, >_> amity, OwO twue love, ->w< Between ^-^ ouw xDD kingdoms ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw sewves; -And x3 even before :3 this truce, uWu but OwO nyew OwO befowe, -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew than ^-^ we ;;w;; weww :33 couwd wash ^-^ ouw x3 hands, -ÚwÚ To cwap :3 this :33 woyaw :3 bawgain OwO up >_> of :3 peace, -xDD Heaven knows, uWu they ;;w;; wewe besmear'd ÚwÚ and uWu uvwstain'd -x3 With slaughter's OwO penciw, xDD whewe wevenge >_> did x3 paint -The xDD feawfuw >_> diffewence >_> of incensed ^.^ kings. -And uWu shaww ^.^ these x3 hands, OwO so lately purg'd >_> of blood, -^w^ So newly xDD join'd in love, OwO so >w< stwong in ^.^ both, ->_> Unyoke :3 this ^-^ seizuwe ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< kind uWu wegweet? -;;w;; Pway fast ÚwÚ and loose with ÚwÚ faith? OwO so ÚwÚ jest with UwU heaven, -UwU Make such >_< unconstant chiwdwen >_> of >w< ouwsewves, -UwU As :3 nyow UwU again ^-^ to >w< snyatch ^-^ ouw pawm ^-^ fwom x3 pawm, -Unsweaw :3 faith >_> swown, ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the ^w^ mawwiage-bed -x3 Of :33 smiwing xDD peace ^-^ to mawch :3 a bwoody OwO host, -And ^-^ make :3 a uWu wiot uWu on OwO the gentwe uWu bwow -x3 Of OwO twue :33 sincewity? :33 O, holy ;;w;; siw, -UwU My OwO wevewend fathew, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so! -Out >_> of >_> youw >w< gwace, uWu devise, OwO owdain, ^.^ impose, -uWu Some gentwe OwO owdew; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be bwest -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_> youw pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and continue >_< fwiends. -^-^ PANDUWPH. ^-^ Aww fowm :3 is fowmwess, owdew UwU owdewwess, -ÚwÚ Save what :3 is >w< opposite ^-^ to England's wuv. -:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to awms! >w< be ÚwÚ champion >_> of ^-^ ouw church, -Ow let OwO the church, ^-^ ouw mothew, bweathe xDD hew :3 cuwse- -OwO A >_> mothew's ;;w;; cuwse-on xDD hew wevowting :33 son. -UwU Fwance, :3 thou uWu mayst howd :3 a sewpent uWu by OwO the tongue, -OwO A ^-^ chafed x3 wion uWu by OwO the x3 mowtaw >_> paw, -OwO A UwU fasting ÚwÚ tigew OwO safew uWu by OwO the tooth, ->w< Than ^-^ keep in xDD peace UwU that hand ;;w;; which :3 thou OwO dost howd. -KING >_< PHIWIP. I ^-^ may disjoin my ;;w;; hand, uWu but ^.^ nyot my ;;w;; faith. -^-^ PANDUWPH. ^w^ So ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou :3 faith OwO an enemy ^-^ to ^w^ faith; -And like. :3 a civil OwO waw >w< set'st OwO oath ^-^ to uWu oath. -x3 Thy :33 tongue x3 against >w< thy OwO tongue. :33 O, let >w< thy x3 vow ->w< Fiwst :3 made ^-^ to UwU heaven, ^.^ fiwst >w< be ^-^ to >w< heaven perform'd, -:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ champion >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ Chuwch. -What >_< since :3 thou ^w^ swow'st :3 is sworn x3 against thyself -And ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be performed uWu by ÚwÚ thysewf, ->_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast sworn ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ amiss -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss when ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ twuwy done; -And being ^.^ nyot >_< donye, xDD whewe UwU doing ÚwÚ tends ^-^ to iww, -The >w< twuth :3 is then UwU most x3 donye ^.^ nyot UwU doing xDD it; -The better ^.^ act >_> of >w< puwposes mistook -^-^ Is ^-^ to >_> mistake ÚwÚ again; >w< though indirect, ->_> Yet indiwection ^.^ theweby grows diwect, -And :3 fawsehood cures, as x3 fiwe ÚwÚ coows x3 fiwe -xDD Within OwO the >w< scowched ^.^ veins >_> of ^-^ onye >w< nyew-buwn'd. -^w^ It :3 is >_< wewigion UwU that doth ^-^ make >_< vows uWu kept; -But :3 thou x3 hast sworn x3 against >_< wewigion -By what :3 thou swear'st x3 against OwO the xDD thing :3 thou xDD sweaw'st, -And ;;w;; mak'st OwO an OwO oath OwO the ;;w;; suwety uWu fow >w< thy >w< twuth -uWu Against OwO an >_> oath; OwO the >w< twuth :3 thou art unsuwe -ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw >_< sweaws only ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fowswown; -Else what :3 a OwO mockewy shouwd ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to sweaw! -But :3 thou OwO dost uWu sweaw only ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fowswown; -And UwU most >_> fowswown ^-^ to ^-^ keep what :3 thou OwO dost uWu sweaw. -OwO Thewefowe >w< thy >w< watew >_< vows x3 against >w< thy ^.^ fiwst -^-^ Is in thyself webewwion ^-^ to thysewf; -And better :3 conquest never ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ make ->w< Than arm >w< thy ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ and >w< thy nobler pawts -uWu Against ^.^ these x3 giddy loose suggestions; -:3 Upon ;;w;; which better part ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pway'ws come ÚwÚ in, ->w< If :3 thou OwO vouchsafe ^.^ them. But ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, then xDD knyow -The peril >_> of ^-^ ouw cuwses fight uWu on ÚwÚ thee -^w^ So :33 heavy as :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >_< shake them OwO off, -But in ^.^ despaiw die uWu undew OwO the bwack uWu weight. -;;w;; AUSTWIA. uWu Webewwion, fwat ^-^ webewwion! -BASTAWD. x3 Wiww't ^.^ nyot x3 be? -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin xDD stop UwU that OwO mouth >_> of thine? ->_< WEWIS. Father, ^-^ to awms! ->w< BWANCH. :3 Upon >w< thy wedding-day? -uWu Against OwO the UwU bwood UwU that :3 thou x3 hast married? ->_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ ouw feast >w< be ^-^ kept with >_> swaughtewed ^.^ men? -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ bwaying OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and loud :33 chuwwish >_> dwums, -^.^ Cwamouws >_> of >_< heww, >w< be measuwes ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pomp? -:3 O xDD husband, hear UwU me! ^-^ ay, :33 awack, how OwO nyew -^-^ Is :3 'husband' in my xDD mouth! x3 even uWu fow UwU that uWu nyame, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ tiww :3 this UwU time my :33 tongue >_> did :33 nye'ew UwU pwonyounce, -:3 Upon my knee I ^.^ beg, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ awms -uWu Against >_< minye :3 uncwe. -CONSTANCE. :33 O, x3 upon my xDD knyee, -^w^ Made ^-^ hawd with ^.^ knyeewing, I ^-^ do pray ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -Thou ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ Dauphin, x3 awtew ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 doom -Forethought uWu by uWu heaven! ->w< BWANCH. Nyow uWu shaww I UwU see >w< thy wuv. What uWu motive ^-^ may -Be stronger with ÚwÚ thee than OwO the name >_> of x3 wife? -CONSTANCE. :33 That ;;w;; which uphowdeth him UwU that ÚwÚ thee xDD uphowds, -His honyouw. :33 O, UwU thinye xDD honyouw, ^-^ Wewis, UwU thinye xDD honyouw! ->_< WEWIS. I ^w^ muse >_> youw uWu Majesty doth ÚwÚ seem OwO so cold, -When such :3 pwofound respects ^-^ do >_< puww you x3 on. -^-^ PANDUWPH. I uWu wiww :33 denyounce :3 a ^w^ cuwse x3 upon his head. -KING >_< PHIWIP. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot need. >_> Engwand, I uWu wiww ^-^ faww ^-^ fwom thee. -CONSTANCE. :3 O fair xDD wetuwn >_> of banish'd ÚwÚ majesty! -ELINOR. :3 O ;;w;; fouw uWu wevowt >_> of xDD Fwench ^.^ inconstancy! -KING :3 JOHN. UwU Fwance, :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 wue :3 this hour within :3 this hour. -BASTAWD. Old Time OwO the >_> cwock-settew, UwU that uWu bawd OwO sexton Time, -^-^ Is ^.^ it as ^.^ he x3 wiww? ^.^ Weww then, Fwance uWu shaww ^w^ wue. ->w< BWANCH. The ^w^ sun's OwO o'ewcast with bwood. ^-^ Faiw day, ;;w;; adieu! -^w^ Which :3 is OwO the >_> side UwU that I >w< must >w< go UwU withaw? -I x3 am with ^w^ both: OwO each ;;w;; awmy ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< hand; -And in theiw wage, I having howd >_> of ^.^ both, -^.^ They ;;w;; whiww >_> asundew ÚwÚ and dismember >_> me. -Husband, I cannyot pray UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ win; -:3 Uncwe, I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must pray UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst wose; -Father, I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish OwO the >_> fowtunye :3 thinye; -Gwandam, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish >w< thy :3 wishes x3 thwive. -x3 Whoevew :33 wins, uWu on UwU that >_> side uWu shaww I lose: -uWu Assuwed woss before OwO the ^-^ match >w< be play'd. ->_< WEWIS. Lady, with uWu me, with me >w< thy >_> fowtunye wies. ->w< BWANCH. Thewe xDD whewe my >_> fowtunye x3 wives, there my life :3 dies. -KING :3 JOHN. uWu Cousin, >w< go dwaw ^-^ ouw ^-^ puissance >w< togethew. -Exit BASTARD -UwU Fwance, I x3 am ÚwÚ buwn'd OwO up with UwU infwaming wwath, -OwO A ;;w;; wage uWu whose heat ;;w;; hath :3 this ^.^ condition -:33 That nyothing can awway, nyothing uWu but blood, -The blood, ÚwÚ and deawest-vawu'd blood, >_> of OwO Fwance. -KING >_< PHIWIP. x3 Thy ;;w;; wage uWu shaww >_< buwn ÚwÚ thee uWu up, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD tuwn -ÚwÚ To ^w^ ashes, ewe ^-^ ouw UwU bwood uWu shaww ÚwÚ quench UwU that >w< fiwe. -Wook ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, :3 thou art in >_< jeopawdy. -KING :3 JOHN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he UwU that threats. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ awms wet's xDD hie! ->_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -OwO Fwance. xDD Pwains ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ Angiews - -Awawums, excursions. x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD with UwU AUSTWIA'S head - -BASTAWD. Nyow, uWu by my xDD wife, :3 this :3 day grows :3 wondwous hot; -uWu Some >_> aiwy ^w^ deviw ^w^ huvws in OwO the OwO sky -And ^w^ pouws ;;w;; down x3 mischief. Austria's head lie there, -OwO Whiwe ;;w;; Phiwip bweathes. - -x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, >_> AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and >_> HUBEWT - -KING :3 JOHN. Hubert, ^-^ keep :3 this ÚwÚ boy. uWu Phiwip, ^-^ make >w< up: -UwU My mothew :3 is assaiwed in ^-^ ouw >_> tent, -And ta'en, I fear. -BASTAWD. UwU My lord, I ÚwÚ wescued UwU hew; -Her Highness :3 is in >w< safety, ;;w;; feaw you not; -But OwO on, my UwU wiege, uWu fow vewy wittwe x3 pains -uWu Wiww bwing :3 this >_< wabouw ^-^ to OwO an x3 happy OwO end. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -OwO Fwance. xDD Pwains ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ Angiews - -Awawums, excuwsions, ^.^ wetweat. x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, OwO EWINyOW, >_> AWTHUW, -OwO the BASTARD, >w< HUBEWT, ÚwÚ and LORDS - -KING :3 JOHN. uWu [To ELINOR] ^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ it ^w^ be; >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu shaww stay -^.^ behind, -^w^ So stwongwy :3 guawded. uWu [To ARTHUR] uWu Cousin, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot x3 sad; -x3 Thy gwandam loves ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy uncwe uWu wiww -UwU As dear >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee as >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ was. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :33 O, :3 this uWu wiww ^-^ make my mothew die with grief! -KING :3 JOHN. uWu [To OwO the ;;w;; BASTAWD] uWu Cousin, away uWu fow :33 Engwand! haste -OwO befowe, -And, ewe ^-^ ouw ^w^ coming, UwU see :3 thou >_< shake OwO the :33 bags -x3 Of hoarding ;;w;; abbots; :3 impwisonyed xDD angews -ÚwÚ Set at liberty; OwO the UwU fat xDD wibs >_> of xDD peace -Must uWu by OwO the x3 hungwy :3 nyow >w< be ^-^ fed upon. -;;w;; Use ^-^ ouw :33 commission in his xDD utmost :3 fowce. -BASTAWD. Bell, book, ÚwÚ and uWu candwe, uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwive me ^w^ back, -When gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew becks me ^-^ to come x3 on. -I xDD weave >_> youw uWu Highnyess. Gwandam, I uWu wiww pray, ->w< If >w< evew I wemembew ^-^ to >w< be x3 howy, ->_< Fow >_> youw fair xDD safety. UwU So, I ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw hand. -ELINOR. Faweweww, gentwe >w< cousin. -KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Coz, faweweww. -Exit BASTARD -ELINOR. Come hithew, wittwe ÚwÚ kinsman; x3 hawk, :3 a :33 wowd. -KING :3 JOHN. Come hithew, Hubert. :3 O my gentwe Hubert, -We owe ÚwÚ thee much! xDD Within :3 this x3 waww >_> of ^.^ fwesh -Thewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ souw counts ÚwÚ thee xDD hew cweditow, -And with ^w^ advantage :3 means ^-^ to pay >w< thy :33 wuv; -And, my good OwO fwiend, >w< thy ^.^ vowuntawy OwO oath -Wives in :3 this ^.^ bosom, dearly >w< chewished. ->w< Give me >w< thy hand. I xDD had :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to :33 say- -But I uWu wiww x3 fit ^.^ it with >w< some better xDD time. -By UwU heaven, Hubert, I x3 am ^w^ awmost asham'd -ÚwÚ To uWu say what good >_< wespect I ^.^ have >_> of thee. -^w^ HUBEWT. I x3 am >w< much uWu bounden ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. -KING :3 JOHN. Good OwO fwiend, :3 thou x3 hast nyo cause ^-^ to uWu say OwO so >_> yet, -But :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and cweep UwU time :33 nye'ew OwO so swow, ->_> Yet ^.^ it uWu shaww come uWu fow me ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. -I xDD had :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to uWu say-but let ^.^ it go: -The >_< sun :3 is in OwO the UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> pwoud day, -^w^ Attended with OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, -^-^ Is >w< aww xDD too >_< wanton ÚwÚ and xDD too :33 fuww >_> of UwU gawds -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me uWu audience. >w< If OwO the xDD midnyight beww -OwO Did with his iwon :33 tongue ÚwÚ and brazen OwO mouth -Sound uWu on OwO into OwO the dwowsy OwO wace >_> of >_< nyight; ->w< If :3 this >_> same ;;w;; wewe :3 a churchyard xDD whewe ^-^ we ^.^ stand, -And :3 thou possessed with :3 a ^w^ thousand wwongs; -Ow ^-^ if UwU that suwwy ^.^ spiwit, mewanchowy, -Had >w< bak'd >w< thy UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 made ^.^ it >w< heavy-thick, -^w^ Which ewse runs UwU tickwing OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO the :33 veins, -:33 Making UwU that uWu idiot, :3 waughtew, ^-^ keep xDD men's eyes -And xDD stwain theiw x3 cheeks ^-^ to :33 idwe ^-^ mewwiment, -OwO A passion ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to my puwposes; -Ow ^-^ if UwU that :3 thou uWu couwdst UwU see me ^-^ without >_> eyes, ->w< Heaw me ^-^ without UwU thinye >_> caws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :33 wepwy -Without :3 a tongue, :3 using uWu conceit xDD awonye, -Without >_> eyes, eaws, ÚwÚ and harmful :33 sound >_> of words- ->_> Then, in UwU despite >_> of >w< bwooded watchful day, -I would OwO into >w< thy uWu bosom pouw my xDD thoughts. -But, ÚwÚ ah, I uWu wiww :33 nyot! >_> Yet I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; -And, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou lov'st me :33 weww. -^w^ HUBEWT. ^w^ So ;;w;; weww UwU that what you ;;w;; bid me undertake, -^-^ Though UwU that my death ;;w;; wewe adjunct ^-^ to my ^-^ act, -By UwU heaven, I would ^-^ do it. -KING :3 JOHN. Do ^.^ nyot I xDD knyow :3 thou wouwdst? -Good Hubert, Hubert, Hubert, thwow UwU thinye eye -uWu On ^-^ yon x3 young ÚwÚ boy. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what, my OwO fwiend, -ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a vewy sewpent in my OwO way; -And wheresoe'er :3 this foot >_> of >_< minye doth UwU twead, -ÚwÚ He :3 wies before >_> me. Dost :3 thou undewstand x3 me? -Thou art his keeper. -^w^ HUBEWT. And I'll ^-^ keep him OwO so -:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot offend >_> youw Majesty. -KING :3 JOHN. Death. -^w^ HUBEWT. UwU My UwU wowd? -KING :3 JOHN. OwO A ^-^ gwave. -^w^ HUBEWT. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. -KING :3 JOHN. Enyough! -I :33 couwd >w< be >_> mewwy OwO nyow. Hubert, I love thee. -Weww, I'll ^.^ nyot uWu say what I intend uWu fow thee. -Wemembew. ^w^ Madam, fare you ;;w;; weww; -I'll ^-^ send x3 those >w< powews o'ew ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. -ELINOR. UwU My xDD bwessing >w< go with thee! -KING :3 JOHN. uWu [To ARTHUR] >_< Fow >_> Engwand, uWu cousin, ^.^ go; -:3 Hubewt uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw man, ^.^ attend uWu on you -x3 With >w< aww OwO twue >_< duty. uWu On towawd Cawais, UwU ho! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -OwO Fwance. The FRENCH OwO KING's ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew KING PHILIP, LEWIS, ;;w;; PANDUWPH, ÚwÚ and attendants - -KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ So uWu by :3 a roaring ^w^ tempest uWu on OwO the flood -OwO A xDD whowe >_< awmado >_> of ^-^ convicted sail -^-^ Is ;;w;; scattewed ÚwÚ and uWu disjoin'd ^-^ fwom fewwowship. -^-^ PANDUWPH. >_< Couwage ÚwÚ and xDD comfowt! ^-^ Aww uWu shaww ÚwÚ yet >w< go :33 weww. -KING >_< PHIWIP. What can >w< go well, when ^-^ we ^.^ have run OwO so ill. -uWu Awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot beaten? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^.^ Angiews lost? -Arthur ta'en pwisonyew? :33 Divews dear fwiends uWu swain? -And bwoody ^.^ Engwand OwO into ^.^ Engwand gone, -;;w;; O'ewbeawing intewwuption, ^-^ spite >_> of :33 Fwance? ->_< WEWIS. ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu won, UwU that ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ÚwÚ fowtified; -^w^ So ^.^ hot :3 a ÚwÚ speed with such >_> advice ^.^ dispos'd, -Such uWu tempewate owdew in OwO so fiewce :3 a ^-^ cause, -^-^ Doth UwU want ÚwÚ exampwe; ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wead ^w^ ow heard -x3 Of ^-^ any UwU kindwed >w< action >_< wike ^-^ to uWu this? -KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ Weww :33 couwd I bear UwU that ^.^ Engwand xDD had :3 this :33 pwaise, -^w^ So ^-^ we :33 couwd find >w< some ^w^ pattewn >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< shame. - -x3 Entew >_> CONSTANCE - -Wook ^-^ who comes :3 hewe! :3 a grave x3 unto :3 a soul; -Holding th' eternal ^.^ spiwit, x3 against xDD hew wiww, -UwU In OwO the :3 viwe pwison >_> of ^w^ affwicted ^.^ bweath. -I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< wady, >w< go away with >_> me. -CONSTANCE. Lo nyow! :3 nyow UwU see OwO the xDD issue >_> of >_> youw :3 peace! -KING >_< PHIWIP. UwU Patience, good ^-^ wady! >w< Comfowt, gentwe Constance! -CONSTANCE. No, I :33 defy >w< aww counsew, >w< aww redress, -But UwU that ;;w;; which ends >w< aww counsew, OwO twue redress- -Death, ^w^ death; :3 O amiable UwU wuvwy >_< death! -Thou >w< odowifewous ^w^ stench! :33 sound :33 wottennyess! ->w< Awise :3 fowth ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ couch >_> of ÚwÚ wasting night, -Thou UwU hate ÚwÚ and terror ^-^ to x3 pwospewity, -And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy detestabwe OwO bonyes, -And >w< put my eyebawws in >w< thy vaulty ^-^ bwows, -And ring ^.^ these fingers with >w< thy househowd xDD wowms, -And xDD stop :3 this >_> gap >_> of >_> bweath with >_> fuwsome xDD dust, -And >w< be :3 a carrion monster >_< wike thysewf. -^w^ Come, grin uWu on uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ think :3 thou >w< smiw'st, -And UwU buss ÚwÚ thee as >w< thy wife. ^-^ Misewy's love, -:33 O, come ^-^ to UwU me! -KING >_< PHIWIP. :3 O fair ^-^ affwiction, :3 peace! -CONSTANCE. No, no, I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, having >_> bweath ^-^ to cry. -:3 O UwU that my :33 tongue ;;w;; wewe in OwO the :3 thundew's xDD mouth! -;;w;; Then with :3 a passion would I >_< shake OwO the UwU wowwd, -And ;;w;; wouse ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sweep UwU that feww :3 anyatomy -^w^ Which cannyot hear :3 a lady's feebwe OwO voice, -^w^ Which scorns :3 a modewn ;;w;; invocation. -^-^ PANDUWPH. Lady, you xDD uttew UwU madnyess ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot sorrow. -CONSTANCE. Thou art ^.^ nyot holy ^-^ to bewie me ÚwÚ so. -I x3 am ^.^ nyot mad: :3 this >_< haiw I >w< teaw :3 is mine; -UwU My name :3 is x3 Constance; I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Geffwey's ^-^ wife; -Young Arthur :3 is my UwU son, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is xDD wost. -I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< mad-I would ^-^ to >w< heaven I ÚwÚ wewe! ->_< Fow then 'tis >_< wike I shouwd ^-^ fowget ^-^ mysewf. -:33 O, ^-^ if I UwU couwd, what >w< gwief shouwd I ^w^ fowget! -Pweach >w< some phiwosophy ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_< mad, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be canoniz'd, >_> Cawdinyaw; ->_< Fow, being ^.^ nyot >_< mad, uWu but sensible >_> of gwief, -UwU My ÚwÚ weasonyabwe part ;;w;; pwoduces reason -OwO How I ^-^ may >w< be deliver'd >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ woes, -And ÚwÚ teaches me ^-^ to :33 kiww ^w^ ow >_> hang ^-^ mysewf. ->w< If I ;;w;; wewe mad I shouwd ^-^ fowget my UwU son, -Ow :3 madwy ÚwÚ think :3 a ;;w;; babe >_> of :3 cwouts ;;w;; wewe ^w^ he. -I x3 am ^.^ nyot mad; xDD too well, xDD too ;;w;; weww I ;;w;; feew -The diffewent pwague >_> of OwO each ^w^ cawamity. -KING >_< PHIWIP. Bind OwO up x3 those twesses. :33 O, what love I ^-^ nyote -UwU In OwO the fair ÚwÚ muwtitude >_> of x3 those xDD hew haiws! -:3 Whewe uWu but uWu by :3 a uWu chance :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew >_> dwop ;;w;; hath fall'n, ->_< Even ^-^ to UwU that >_> dwop >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^-^ wiwy fwiends -Do glue themsewves in sociabwe gwief, -;;w;; Wike true, ^.^ insepawabwe, xDD faithfuw >_> wuvs, -xDD Sticking >_> togethew in ^w^ cawamity. -CONSTANCE. ÚwÚ To >_> Engwand, ^-^ if you uWu wiww. -KING >_< PHIWIP. Bind OwO up >_> youw hairs. -CONSTANCE. x3 Yes, UwU that I wiww; ÚwÚ and xDD whewefowe uWu wiww I ^-^ do it? -I OwO towe them ^-^ fwom theiw :3 bonds, ÚwÚ and :3 cwied ;;w;; awoud -'O UwU that ^.^ these ^.^ hands :33 couwd OwO so ^w^ wedeem my UwU son, -UwU As uWu they ^.^ have >w< given ^.^ these ^w^ haiws theiw liberty!' -But :3 nyow I >_< envy at theiw wibewty, -And uWu wiww UwU again commit them ^-^ to theiw :3 bonds, -xDD Because my UwU poow >w< chiwd :3 is :3 a xDD pwisonyew. -And, fathew :3 Cawdinyaw, I ^.^ have heard you uWu say -:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^-^ ouw fwiends in ^-^ heaven; ->w< If UwU that >w< be true, I uWu shaww UwU see my :3 boy ÚwÚ again; ->_< Fow >_< since OwO the biwth >_> of UwU Cain, OwO the ^.^ fiwst mawe OwO chiwd, -ÚwÚ To him UwU that >_> did uWu but yesterday suspire, -Thewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot such :3 a >_< gwacious ;;w;; cweatuwe uWu bown. -But :3 nyow uWu wiww cankew UwU sowwow xDD eat my bud -And ^.^ chase OwO the ÚwÚ nyative x3 beauty ^-^ fwom his cheek, -And ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook as >w< howwow as :3 a ^.^ ghost, -UwU As dim ÚwÚ and >_< meagwe as OwO an >_< ague's uWu fit; -And OwO so :3 he'ww ^.^ die; :3 and, x3 wising OwO so uWu again, -When I uWu shaww ^.^ meet him in OwO the couwt >_> of >w< heaven -I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow >_> him. OwO Thewefowe OwO nyevew, never -Must I >w< behowd my pwetty Arthur more. -^-^ PANDUWPH. You howd xDD too >w< heinyous :3 a >_< wespect >_> of ^w^ gwief. -CONSTANCE. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ tawks ^-^ to me UwU that never xDD had :3 a :33 son. -KING >_< PHIWIP. You awe as OwO fond >_> of >w< gwief as >_> of >_> youw chiwd. -CONSTANCE. x3 Gwief uWu fiwws OwO the :3 woom OwO up >_> of my ÚwÚ absent OwO chiwd, -:33 Wies in his :33 bed, walks OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down with uWu me, ->w< Puts uWu on his pwetty >w< wooks, repeats his x3 wowds, -Wemembews me >_> of >w< aww his >_< gwacious :33 pawts, -uWu Stuffs >_< out his vacant garments with his x3 fowm; -;;w;; Then ^.^ have I reason ^-^ to >w< be OwO fond >_> of ^w^ gwief. -Fawe you ;;w;; weww; xDD had you such :3 a woss as OwO I, -I :33 couwd ^w^ give better comfort than you do. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep :3 this fowm x3 upon my uWu head, -:3 [Teawing xDD hew haiw] -When there :3 is such disorder in my wit. -:3 O Lord! my OwO boy, my Awthuw, my fair >_< son! -UwU My xDD wife, my joy, my food, my ÚwÚ aiw OwO the world! -UwU My UwU widow-comfowt, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sowwows' cuwe! Exit -KING >_< PHIWIP. I ;;w;; feaw >w< some >_< outwage, ÚwÚ and I'll follow :3 hew. Exit ->_< WEWIS. There's nyothing in :3 this x3 wowwd can ^-^ make me OwO joy. -:33 Wife :3 is as >w< tedious as :3 a >w< twice-towd xDD tawe -Vexing OwO the :33 duww ear >_> of :3 a dwowsy >w< man; -And :33 bittew ÚwÚ shame ;;w;; hath :3 spoiw'd OwO the ^w^ sweet world's taste, -:33 That ^.^ it >w< yiewds UwU nyought uWu but ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and >_> bittewnyess. -^-^ PANDUWPH. Before OwO the :33 cuwing >_> of :3 a >w< stwong disease, ->_< Even in OwO the x3 instant >_> of wepaiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ heawth, -The x3 fit :3 is stwongest; x3 eviws UwU that UwU take xDD weave -uWu On theiw ^.^ depawtuwe UwU most >_> of >w< aww show evil; -What ^.^ have you lost uWu by >w< wosing >_> of :3 this day? ->_< WEWIS. ^-^ Aww >_< days >_> of ^-^ gwowy, joy, ÚwÚ and >w< happinyess. -^-^ PANDUWPH. >w< If you xDD had xDD won it, cewtainwy you xDD had. -No, no; when >_> Fowtunye :3 means ^-^ to x3 men UwU most uWu good, -She looks x3 upon them with :3 a x3 thweat'nying >w< eye. -^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to ÚwÚ think how >w< much UwU King uWu John ;;w;; hath lost -UwU In :3 this ;;w;; which ^.^ he OwO accounts OwO so x3 cweawwy x3 won. -uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you :3 gwiev'd UwU that Arthur :3 is his pwisonyew? ->_< WEWIS. UwU As >_> heawtiwy as ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ gwad ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> him. -^-^ PANDUWPH. Your :33 mind :3 is >w< aww as youthfuw as >_> youw bwood. -Nyow hear me speak with :3 a ;;w;; pwophetic spirit; ->_< Fow x3 even OwO the >_> bweath >_> of what I UwU mean ^-^ to speak -:33 Shaww blow OwO each xDD dust, OwO each straw, OwO each wittwe :3 wub, -Out >_> of OwO the UwU path ;;w;; which uWu shaww :33 diwectwy ;;w;; wead -x3 Thy foot ^-^ to England's thwonye. And OwO thewefowe :33 mawk: -uWu John ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd Arthur; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it cannyot >w< be -That, whiwes warm life uWu pways in UwU that infant's :33 veins, -The misplac'd uWu John shouwd UwU entewtain OwO an xDD houw, ->_< Onye minute, xDD nyay, ^-^ onye >_> quiet >_> bweath >_> of ^-^ west. -OwO A OwO sceptwe >_> snyatch'd with OwO an xDD unwuwy hand -Must >w< be boistewouswy maintain'd as UwU gain'd, -And ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ stands x3 upon :3 a slipp'ry place -:3 Makes nice >_> of nyo :3 viwe howd ^-^ to stay him up; -:33 That uWu John ^-^ may ^.^ stand then, Arthur ^.^ nyeeds >w< must fall; -^w^ So >w< be it, uWu fow ^.^ it cannyot >w< be uWu but ÚwÚ so. ->_< WEWIS. But what uWu shaww I >_< gain uWu by x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's faww? -^-^ PANDUWPH. :3 You, in OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bwanch >_> youw xDD wife, -May then ^-^ make >w< aww OwO the OwO cwaim UwU that Arthur ÚwÚ did. ->_< WEWIS. And wose it, life ÚwÚ and aww, as Arthur ÚwÚ did. -^-^ PANDUWPH. OwO How green you awe ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh in :3 this ^.^ owd world! -uWu John lays you :3 pwots; OwO the xDD times :33 conspiwe with OwO you; ->_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that steeps his >_> safety in OwO twue UwU bwood -:33 Shaww find uWu but bwoody >_> safety ÚwÚ and untwue. -:3 This ^-^ act, OwO so evilly bownye, uWu shaww cool OwO the hearts -x3 Of >w< aww his ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ fweeze OwO up theiw :3 zeaw, -:33 That UwU nyonye OwO so small ^w^ advantage uWu shaww xDD step :3 fowth -ÚwÚ To >_< check his UwU weign uWu but uWu they uWu wiww cherish xDD it; -:3 Nyo :3 nyatuwaw >_< exhawation in OwO the UwU sky, -:3 Nyo >_> scope >_> of UwU nyatuwe, nyo distempew'd day, -:3 Nyo ^w^ common wind, nyo customed UwU event, -But uWu they uWu wiww xDD pwuck away his :3 nyatuwaw cause -And caww them UwU meteows, :33 pwodigies, ÚwÚ and UwU signs, -:33 Abowtives, pwesages, ÚwÚ and ^.^ tongues >_> of UwU heaven, ->w< Pwainwy OwO denyouncing ;;w;; vengeance x3 upon John. ->_< WEWIS. May >w< be ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's xDD wife, -But howd ^-^ himsewf xDD safe in his x3 pwisonment. -^-^ PANDUWPH. :33 O, >_> Siw, when ^.^ he uWu shaww hear >_> of >_> youw :33 appwoach, ->w< If UwU that x3 young Arthur >w< be ^.^ nyot gonye uWu awweady, ->_< Even at UwU that UwU nyews ^.^ he dies; ÚwÚ and then OwO the hearts -x3 Of >w< aww his ^w^ peopwe uWu shaww uWu wevowt ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, -And ÚwÚ kiss OwO the lips >_> of OwO unyacquainted change, -And OwO pick >w< stwong matter >_> of uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and ^w^ wwath -Out >_> of OwO the bwoody fingers' ends >_> of john. -x3 Methinks I UwU see :3 this UwU huwwy >w< aww uWu on ^-^ foot; -And, :33 O, what better matter >_> bweeds uWu fow you ->w< Than I ^.^ have nyam'd! The xDD bastawd :33 Fauwconbwidge -^-^ Is :3 nyow in ^.^ Engwand wansacking OwO the Church, -Offending :33 chawity; ^-^ if uWu but :3 a ;;w;; dozen xDD Fwench -Were there in uWu awms, uWu they would >w< be as :3 a can -ÚwÚ To x3 twain >w< ten ^w^ thousand Engwish ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ side; -Ow as :3 a wittwe snyow, tumbwed >w< about, -Anon >_< becomes :3 a x3 mountain. :3 O x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Dauphin, -uWu Go with me ^-^ to OwO the King. ^.^ 'Tis OwO wondewfuw -What ^-^ may >w< be wrought >_< out >_> of theiw :33 discontent, -Nyow UwU that theiw souws awe topful >_> of >_> offence. ->_< Fow ^.^ Engwand ^.^ go; I uWu wiww :33 whet uWu on OwO the King. ->_< WEWIS. :3 Stwong reasons makes >w< stwong actions. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ go; ->w< If you uWu say ^-^ ay, OwO the UwU King uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say nyo. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Engwand. OwO A castle - -x3 Entew >_> HUBEWT ÚwÚ and EXECUTIONyEWS - -^w^ HUBEWT. uWu Heat me ^.^ these >w< iwons hot; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook :3 thou ^.^ stand -xDD Within OwO the ^-^ awwas. When I strike my foot -:3 Upon OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the >w< gwound, x3 wush :3 fowth -And uWu bind OwO the :3 boy ;;w;; which you uWu shaww find with me -ÚwÚ Fast ^-^ to OwO the uWu chaiw. Be xDD heedfuw; hence, ÚwÚ and :3 watch. -uWu EXECUTIONyEW. I >w< hope >_> youw ;;w;; wawwant uWu wiww bear >_< out OwO the :3 deed. -^w^ HUBEWT. ;;w;; Uncweanwy scruples! OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot you. Wook to't. ->_< Exeunt EXECUTIONyEWS -Young >_> wad, come fowth; I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say with you. - -x3 Entew ^w^ AWTHUW - -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. Good ^.^ mowwow, Hubert. -^w^ HUBEWT. Good ^.^ mowwow, wittwe ^.^ Pwince. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. UwU As wittwe ^w^ pwince, having OwO so gweat :3 a >_< tide -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ mowe ^w^ pwince, as ^-^ may UwU be. You awe :33 sad. -^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Indeed I ^.^ have >_< been merrier. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. uWu Mewcy uWu on UwU me! -x3 Methinks nyo ÚwÚ body shouwd >w< be >_> sad uWu but I; -xDD Yet, I :33 wemembew, when I ÚwÚ was in UwU Fwance, -Young gentlemen would >w< be as >_> sad as night, ->_> Onwy uWu fow ^.^ wantonnyess. By my chwistendom, -^w^ So I ;;w;; wewe >_< out >_> of pwison ÚwÚ and ^-^ kept sheep, -I shouwd >w< be as >_> mewwy as OwO the :3 day :3 is xDD wong; -And OwO so I would >w< be here uWu but UwU that I x3 doubt -UwU My uncwe uWu pwactises ^-^ mowe harm ^-^ to me; -ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ afwaid >_> of uWu me, ÚwÚ and I >_> of >_> him. -^-^ Is ^.^ it my fauwt UwU that I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Geffwey's xDD son? -No, :3 indeed, ist not; ÚwÚ and I would ^-^ to >w< heaven -I ;;w;; wewe >_> youw UwU son, OwO so you would love uWu me, Hubert. -^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If I talk ^-^ to ^w^ him, with his innyocent ^w^ pwate -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww :33 awake my >w< mewcy, ;;w;; which :3 wies >w< dead; -OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and UwU dispatch. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. uWu Awe you >_< sick, ^.^ Hubewt? You ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ^-^ to-day; -UwU In UwU sooth, I would you ;;w;; wewe :3 a wittwe >_< sick, -:33 That I UwU might ^-^ sit >w< aww night ÚwÚ and watch with you. -I ;;w;; wawwant I love you ^-^ mowe than you ^-^ do >_> me. -^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ [Aside] His uWu wowds ^-^ do UwU take UwU possession >_> of my bosom.- -x3 Wead ;;w;; hewe, x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw. [Showing :3 a >_> papew] -^-^ [Aside] OwO How nyow, foowish UwU wheum! -;;w;; Tuwnying uWu dispiteous >_> towtuwe >_< out >_> of OwO doow! -I >w< must >w< be brief, west wesowution >_> dwop -Out at >_< minye eyes in >w< tendew womanish ;;w;; teaws.- -^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead it? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot fair writ? -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 Too ^.^ faiwwy, Hubert, uWu fow OwO so ;;w;; fouw >w< effect. -Must you with ^.^ hot >w< iwons >_< buwn >_< out uWu both >_< minye :3 eyes? -^w^ HUBEWT. Young OwO boy, I :3 must. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. And uWu wiww you? -^w^ HUBEWT. And I uWu wiww. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. >_< Have you OwO the :3 heawt? When >_> youw head >_> did uWu but ache, -I xDD knyit my handkerchief about >_> youw ^w^ bwows- -The :33 best I ^-^ had, :3 a pwincess wrought ^.^ it :3 me- -And I >_> did never ÚwÚ ask ^.^ it you ÚwÚ again; -And with my hand at xDD midnyight held >_> youw ÚwÚ head; -And, >_< wike OwO the watchful minutes ^-^ to OwO the xDD houw, -OwO Stiww ÚwÚ and anon cheer'd OwO up OwO the :33 heavy UwU time, -uWu Saying ;;w;; 'What wack ^-^ you?' ÚwÚ and :33 'Whewe :3 wies >_> youw gwief?' -Ow ;;w;; 'What good love ^-^ may I OwO pewfowm uWu fow ^-^ you?' ->_> Many :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's :3 son would ^.^ have lyen stiww, -And :33 nye'ew ^.^ have xDD spoke :3 a :33 woving >_> wowd ^-^ to OwO you; -But you at >_> youw uWu sick service xDD had :3 a pwince. -;;w;; Nyay, you ^-^ may ÚwÚ think my love ÚwÚ was crafty love, -And caww ^.^ it UwU cunnying. uWu Do, OwO an ^-^ if you uWu wiww. ->w< If >w< heaven >w< be pleas'd UwU that you >w< must ;;w;; use me iww, -ÚwÚ Why, then you :3 must. uWu Wiww you >w< put >_< out >_< minye >_> eyes, -^.^ These eyes UwU that never >_> did :3 nyow never uWu shaww -^w^ So >w< much as :3 fwown uWu on you? -^w^ HUBEWT. I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; -And with ^.^ hot >w< iwons >w< must I >_< buwn them >_< out. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. xDD Ah, UwU nyonye uWu but in :3 this iwon :3 age would ^-^ do ^.^ it! -The iwon >_> of itself, >w< though heat wed-hot, -Appwoaching ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ these eyes would dwink my >_< teaws, -And ÚwÚ quench his :33 fiewy UwU indignyation ->_< Even in OwO the matter >_> of >_< minye innocence; -;;w;; Nyay, aftew UwU that, consume away in wust -But uWu fow containing x3 fiwe ^-^ to harm >_< minye >w< eye. -uWu Awe you ^-^ mowe stubborn-hard than hammer'd >_> iwon? -An ^-^ if OwO an :3 angew shouwd ^.^ have come ^-^ to me -And told me :3 Hubewt shouwd >w< put >_< out >_< minye >_> eyes, -I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have bewiev'd him-no :33 tongue uWu but ÚwÚ Hubewt's. -^w^ HUBEWT. [Stamps] Come fowth. - -;;w;; We-entew EXECUTIONyEWS, x3 With cowd, iwons, etc. - -Do as I ;;w;; bid you do. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :33 O, :33 save uWu me, Hubert, :33 save UwU me! UwU My eyes awe >_< out ->_< Even with OwO the fiewce looks >_> of ^.^ these bwoody ^-^ men. -^w^ HUBEWT. >w< Give me OwO the x3 iwon, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and uWu bind him here. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. ^.^ Awas, what :3 nyeed you >w< be OwO so :3 boist'wous UwU wough? -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stwuggwe, I uWu wiww ^.^ stand stonye-stiww. ->_< Fow >w< heaven UwU sake, Hubert, let me ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< bound! -;;w;; Nyay, hear uWu me, uWu Hubewt! Drive ^.^ these x3 men ^w^ away, -And I uWu wiww ^-^ sit as >_> quiet as :3 a lamb; -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu stiw, :3 nyow ^-^ wince, :3 nyow speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd, -Nyow ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the iwon :33 angwiwy; -UwU Thwust uWu but ^.^ these x3 men ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and I'll forgive you, -Whatevew >_> towment you ^-^ do >w< put me x3 to. -^w^ HUBEWT. Go, ^.^ stand :3 within; let me :3 awonye with >_> him. -uWu EXECUTIONyEW. I x3 am :33 best pleas'd ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fwom such :3 a :3 deed. ->_< Exeunt EXECUTIONyEWS -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. ^.^ Awas, I then ^.^ have xDD chid away my x3 fwiend! -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< stewn ÚwÚ wook uWu but :3 a gentwe ÚwÚ heawt. ->_> Wet him come ^w^ back, UwU that his compassion ^-^ may ->w< Give life ^-^ to ^w^ youws. -^w^ HUBEWT. ^w^ Come, OwO boy, :33 pwepawe OwO youwsewf. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. ^-^ Is there nyo remedy? -^w^ HUBEWT. None, uWu but ^-^ to wose >_> youw OwO eyes. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 O UwU heaven, UwU that there ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 a UwU mote in xDD youws, -OwO A ÚwÚ gwain, :3 a xDD dust, :3 a gnat, :3 a wandewing >_> haiw, ->w< Any annoyance in UwU that pwecious >_< sense! ->_> Then, feeling what small >w< things awe :33 boistewous there, -Your :3 viwe ^.^ intent >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ÚwÚ seem uWu howwibwe. -^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw pwomise? uWu Go ^.^ to, howd >_> youw OwO tongue. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. Hubert, OwO the uttewance >_> of :3 a >w< bwace >_> of ^.^ tongues -Must ^.^ nyeeds UwU want pleading uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of OwO eyes. ->_> Wet me ^.^ nyot howd my tongue, let me ;;w;; nyot, :3 Hubewt; -Or, Hubert, ^-^ if you wiww, ÚwÚ cut >_< out my tongue, -^w^ So I ^-^ may ^-^ keep >_< minye OwO eyes. :33 O, spawe >_< minye >_> eyes, -^-^ Though ^-^ to nyo ;;w;; use uWu but still ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on xDD you! -:33 Wo, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, OwO the ^.^ instwument :3 is x3 cowd -And would ^.^ nyot harm >_> me. -^w^ HUBEWT. I can heat it, ÚwÚ boy. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. No, in good :33 sooth; OwO the x3 fiwe :3 is UwU dead with gwief, ->_> Being UwU cweate uWu fow UwU comfowt, ^-^ to >w< be :33 us'd -UwU In xDD undesewved ^.^ extwemes. ^w^ See ewse uWu youwsewf: -Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; mawice in :3 this burning x3 coaw; -The >_> bweath >_> of >w< heaven ;;w;; hath xDD bwown his spirit out, -And ^-^ stwew'd repentant ashes uWu on his head. -^w^ HUBEWT. But with my >_> bweath I can revive it, ÚwÚ boy. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. An ^-^ if you uWu do, you uWu wiww uWu but ^-^ make ^.^ it x3 bwush -And gwow with ÚwÚ shame >_> of >_> youw :33 pwoceedings, Hubert. -;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it UwU pewchance uWu wiww >_> spawkwe in >_> youw >_> eyes, -And, >_< wike :3 a ^.^ dog UwU that :3 is xDD compeww'd ^-^ to fight, -xDD Snyatch at his ^w^ mastew UwU that doth ^w^ tawwe him x3 on. -^-^ Aww >w< things UwU that you shouwd ;;w;; use ^-^ to ^-^ do me :33 wwong -UwU Deny theiw x3 office; only you ^-^ do wack -:33 That UwU mewcy ;;w;; which fiewce x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and iwon :33 extends, -Cweatuwes >_> of ^-^ nyote uWu fow mewcy-wacking ^w^ uses. -^w^ HUBEWT. Weww, UwU see ^-^ to :3 wive; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch UwU thinye eye ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the >_> tweasuwe UwU that UwU thinye uncwe :33 owes. ->_> Yet I x3 am >_> swown, ÚwÚ and I >_> did >_< puwpose, OwO boy, -x3 With :3 this >_> same vewy iwon ^-^ to >_< buwn them >_< out. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :33 O, :3 nyow you ÚwÚ wook >_< wike uWu Hubewt! ^-^ Aww :3 this >_< whiwe -You ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ disguis'd. -^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Peace; nyo more. OwO Adieu. -Your uncwe >w< must ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu but you awe uWu dead: -I'll fiww ^.^ these OwO dogged spies with false ^w^ wepowts; -And, pwetty OwO chiwd, ;;w;; sweep x3 doubtwess ÚwÚ and secure -:33 That Hubert, uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot offend thee. -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 O uWu heaven! I :3 thank you, Hubert. -^w^ HUBEWT. Silence; nyo more. uWu Go cwosewy in with >_> me. -^.^ Much danger ^-^ do I undewgo uWu fow thee. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -Engwand. KING OwO JOHN'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, PEMBWOKE, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and uWu othew LORDS - -KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Hewe UwU once UwU again ^-^ we >_> sit, UwU once UwU again >w< cwown'd, -And ^.^ wook'd OwO upon, I hope, with cheerful OwO eyes. -PEMBWOKE. :3 This UwU once uWu again, uWu but UwU that >_> youw Highness pleas'd, ->_> Was UwU once OwO supewfwuous: you ;;w;; wewe xDD cwown'd OwO befowe, -And UwU that UwU high ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew UwU pwuck'd OwO off, -The :3 faiths >_> of x3 men :33 nye'ew stained with wevowt; -;;w;; Fwesh x3 expectation twoubwed ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ wand -x3 With ^-^ any long'd-for >_> change ^w^ ow better state. -SAWISBUWY. :33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ possess'd with double uWu pomp, -ÚwÚ To guawd :3 a title UwU that ÚwÚ was rich OwO befowe, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ giwd wefinyed ^.^ gowd, ^-^ to x3 paint OwO the wiwy, -ÚwÚ To thwow :3 a perfume uWu on OwO the viowet, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ smooth OwO the x3 ice, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ add another hue -^.^ Unto OwO the rainbow, ^w^ ow with :3 tapew-wight -ÚwÚ To >w< seek OwO the uWu beauteous eye >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ to ;;w;; gawnyish, -^-^ Is wastefuw ÚwÚ and :33 widicuwous x3 excess. -PEMBWOKE. But UwU that >_> youw :33 woyaw ^w^ pweasuwe >w< must >w< be >_< donye, -:3 This ^.^ act :3 is as OwO an ÚwÚ ancient xDD tawe OwO nyew told -And, in OwO the last ^.^ wepeating, twoubwesome, ->_> Being urged at :3 a UwU time UwU unseasonyabwe. -SAWISBUWY. UwU In :3 this OwO the >_> antique ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww-nyoted ;;w;; face -x3 Of ;;w;; pwain ^.^ owd fowm :3 is >w< much disfigured; -And >_< wike :3 a shifted ^.^ wind x3 unto :3 a sail -^w^ It makes OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> thoughts ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch >w< about, -Startles ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwights ÚwÚ considewation, -:3 Makes :33 sound >_< opinyion >_< sick, ÚwÚ and >w< twuth >w< suspected, ->_< Fow OwO putting uWu on OwO so OwO nyew :3 a fashion'd >_> wobe. -PEMBWOKE. When :33 wowkmen ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ^-^ do better than well, -^.^ They ^-^ do xDD confound theiw >_> skiww in covetousness; -And :33 oftentimes xDD excusing >_> of :3 a fauwt -^-^ Doth ^-^ make OwO the fauwt OwO the >_< wowse uWu by th' ^-^ excuse, -UwU As >w< patches xDD set x3 upon :3 a wittwe :33 bweach -^.^ Discwedit ^-^ mowe in UwU hiding >_> of OwO the fauwt ->w< Than >_> did OwO the fauwt before ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO so ^.^ patch'd. -SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> effect, before you ;;w;; wewe >_> nyew-cwown'd, -We breath'd ^-^ ouw counsew; uWu but ^.^ it pleas'd >_> youw Highness -ÚwÚ To x3 uvwbeaw xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we awe >w< aww ;;w;; weww pleas'd, -x3 Since >w< aww ÚwÚ and every part >_> of what ^-^ we would -^-^ Doth ^-^ make :3 a ^.^ stand at what >_> youw Highness uWu wiww. -KING :3 JOHN. uWu Some reasons >_> of :3 this double x3 cowonyation -I ^.^ have ^-^ possess'd you OwO with, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think them OwO stwong; -And :3 mowe, ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, when ^.^ wessew :3 is my feaw, -I uWu shaww ;;w;; indue you OwO with. OwO Meantime uWu but ÚwÚ ask -What you would ^.^ have ÚwÚ wefowm'd UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot well, -And ;;w;; weww uWu shaww you pewceive how willingly -I uWu wiww uWu both hear ÚwÚ and gwant you >_> youw UwU wequests. -PEMBWOKE. ;;w;; Then OwO I, as ^-^ onye UwU that x3 am OwO the :33 tongue >_> of :33 these, -ÚwÚ To :33 sound OwO the >w< puwposes >_> of >w< aww theiw hearts, -Both uWu fow ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and ^w^ them- ;;w;; but, >_> chief >_> of aww, -Your >w< safety, uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and them -Bend theiw :33 best studies, >_> heawtiwy xDD wequest -^-^ Th' enfwanchisement >_> of Awthuw, uWu whose restraint -^-^ Doth move OwO the ^.^ muwmuwing lips >_> of discontent -ÚwÚ To >_< bweak OwO into :3 this dangewous ;;w;; awgument: ->w< If what in west you ^.^ have in ^.^ wight you >_< howd, -UwU Why then >_> youw x3 feaws-which, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^.^ attend -The ^-^ steps >_> of wwong-shouwd move you ^-^ to mew OwO up -Your >w< tendew kinsman, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu choke his >_< days -x3 With ^.^ bawbawous :33 ignyowance, ÚwÚ and deny his xDD youth -The rich ^w^ advantage >_> of good ^.^ exewcise? -:33 That OwO the >w< time's >_> enyemies ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 this -ÚwÚ To OwO gwace ^.^ occasions, let ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ ouw suit -:33 That you ^.^ have ;;w;; bid OwO us ÚwÚ ask his liberty; -^w^ Which uWu fow ^-^ ouw goods ^-^ we ^-^ do nyo further ÚwÚ ask ->w< Than wheweupon ^-^ ouw weaw, uWu on you depending, -xDD Counts ^.^ it >_> youw ^-^ weaw ^.^ he ^.^ have his :33 wibewty. -KING :3 JOHN. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. I ^-^ do commit his xDD youth -ÚwÚ To >_> youw uWu diwection. - -x3 Entew >_> HUBEWT - -^-^ [Aside] Hubert, what UwU nyews with you? -PEMBWOKE. :3 This :3 is OwO the man shouwd ^-^ do OwO the bwoody xDD deed: -ÚwÚ He show'd his ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ to :3 a fwiend >_> of mine; -The ^.^ image >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wicked >w< heinyous fauwt -Wives in his eye; UwU that :33 cwose aspect >_> of his -^-^ Doth show OwO the >w< mood >_> of :3 a >w< much twoubwed ^w^ bweast, -And I ^-^ do feawfuwwy believe 'tis x3 donye -What ^-^ we OwO so >_< feaw'd ^.^ he xDD had :3 a chawge ^-^ to do. -SAWISBUWY. The >w< cowouw >_> of OwO the UwU King doth come ÚwÚ and >w< go ->w< Between his OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and his ^.^ conscience, -;;w;; Wike heralds :33 'twixt two dreadful ^.^ battwes set. -His passion :3 is OwO so wipe ^.^ it ^.^ nyeeds >w< must break. -PEMBWOKE. And when ^.^ it bweaks, I ;;w;; feaw uWu wiww xDD issue ^.^ thence -The ;;w;; fouw :33 cowwuption >_> of :3 a ^w^ sweet OwO chiwd's :33 death. -KING :3 JOHN. We cannyot howd mowtawity's >w< stwong hand. -Good x3 wowds, although my uWu wiww ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 is living, -The suit ;;w;; which you >_> demand :3 is gonye ÚwÚ and uWu dead: -ÚwÚ He uWu tewws OwO us Arthur :3 is deceas'd to-nyight. -SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ we >_< feaw'd his sicknyess ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ past ^w^ cuwe. -PEMBWOKE. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ we heard how ;;w;; nyeaw his death ^.^ he OwO was, -Before OwO the >w< chiwd ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; fewt ^.^ he ÚwÚ was sick. -:3 This >w< must >w< be xDD answew'd ;;w;; eithew here ^w^ ow ^-^ hence. -KING :3 JOHN. UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ bend such sowemn uWu bwows uWu on x3 me? -:33 Think you I bear OwO the ÚwÚ sheaws >_> of uWu destiny? ->_< Have I ^.^ commandment uWu on OwO the >_> puwse >_> of x3 wife? -SAWISBUWY. ^w^ It :3 is apparent xDD fouw-pway; ÚwÚ and 'tis ÚwÚ shame -:33 That greatness shouwd OwO so ^.^ gwosswy :3 offew it. -^w^ So thrive ^.^ it in >_> youw OwO game! ÚwÚ and so, faweweww. -PEMBWOKE. uWu Stay >_> yet, Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, I'll >w< go with ÚwÚ thee -And find th' inheritance >_> of :3 this UwU poow OwO chiwd, -His wittwe :3 kingdom >_> of :3 a fowced ^-^ gwave. -:33 That UwU bwood ;;w;; which uWu ow'd OwO the bweadth >_> of >w< aww :3 this >_> iswe ->_< Thwee foot >_> of ^.^ it doth howd-bad x3 wowwd OwO the whiwe! -:3 This >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; thus :3 bownye: :3 this uWu wiww >_< bweak >_< out -ÚwÚ To >w< aww ^-^ ouw sorrows, ÚwÚ and ewe wong I >_> doubt. >_< Exeunt LORDS -KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ They >_< buwn in indignation. I xDD wepent. -Thewe :3 is nyo ^w^ suwe foundation xDD set uWu on blood, -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ cewtain life >_< achiev'd uWu by >_> othews' :33 death. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -OwO A xDD feawfuw eye :3 thou >_< hast; xDD whewe :3 is UwU that UwU bwood -:33 That I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ inhabit in x3 those ^-^ cheeks? -^w^ So ;;w;; fouw :3 a OwO sky clears ^.^ nyot ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ stowm. -uWu Pouw ;;w;; down >w< thy weather-how :33 goes >w< aww in :33 Fwance? -MESSENGEW. From Fwance ^-^ to Engwand. uWu Nyevew such :3 a ^.^ pow'w ->_< Fow ^-^ any foweign pwepawation ->_> Was ;;w;; wevied in OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a land. -The >w< copy >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ speed :3 is ^w^ weawn'd uWu by ;;w;; them, ->_< Fow when you shouwd >w< be told uWu they ^-^ do xDD pwepawe, -The >_< tidings comes UwU that uWu they awe >w< aww awwiv'd. -KING :3 JOHN. :33 O, xDD whewe ;;w;; hath ^-^ ouw ;;w;; intewwigence >_< been ^.^ dwunk? -:3 Whewe ;;w;; hath ^.^ it ^w^ swept? :3 Whewe :3 is my >_> mothew's cawe, -:33 That such OwO an ;;w;; awmy :33 couwd >w< be :33 dwawn in UwU Fwance, -And ^.^ she ^.^ nyot hear >_> of it? -MESSENGEW. UwU My UwU wiege, xDD hew ear -^-^ Is stopp'd with UwU dust: OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of :3 Apwiw ;;w;; died -Your x3 nyobwe mother; ÚwÚ and as I OwO heaw, my lord, -The OwO Wady Constance in :3 a frenzy ;;w;; died ->_< Thwee >_< days ^.^ befowe; uWu but :3 this ^-^ fwom wumouw's :33 tongue -I OwO idwy >_> heawd-if OwO twue ^w^ ow false I xDD knyow not. -KING :3 JOHN. xDD Withhowd >w< thy uWu speed, dreadful xDD occasion! -:33 O, ^-^ make :3 a >_> weague with uWu me, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have pleas'd -UwU My :33 discontented peers! >_< What! mothew x3 dead! -OwO How >_> wiwdwy then walks my ^-^ estate in ^.^ Fwance! -^.^ Undew uWu whose OwO conduct came x3 those pow'rs >_> of Fwance -:33 That :3 thou uWu fow >w< twuth >w< giv'st >_< out awe ^w^ wanded hewe? -MESSENGEW. ^.^ Undew OwO the ;;w;; Dauphin. -KING :3 JOHN. Thou x3 hast :3 made me x3 giddy -x3 With ^.^ these in OwO tidings. - -x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD ÚwÚ and >w< PETEW >_< OF ^w^ POMFWET - -^.^ Nyow! What :33 says OwO the x3 wowwd -ÚwÚ To >_> youw proceedings? Do ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^-^ to stuff -UwU My head with ^-^ mowe i-iww UwU nyews, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is fun. -BASTAWD. But ^-^ if you >w< be ÚwÚ afeaw'd ^-^ to hear OwO the worst, -;;w;; Then let OwO the worst, unheawd, ^-^ faww uWu on >_> youw head. -KING :3 JOHN. Beaw with uWu me, uWu cousin, uWu fow I ÚwÚ was >w< amaz'd -^.^ Undew OwO the >_< tide; uWu but :3 nyow I bweathe UwU again -Aloft OwO the ^.^ fwood, ÚwÚ and can ^w^ give ^-^ audience -ÚwÚ To ^-^ any tongue, speak ^.^ it >_> of what ^.^ it uWu wiww. -BASTAWD. OwO How I ^.^ have OwO sped UwU among OwO the cwewgymen -The ÚwÚ sums I ^.^ have cowwected uWu shaww expwess. -But as I >w< twaveww'd UwU hithew OwO thwough OwO the wand, -I find OwO the ^w^ peopwe stwangewy x3 fantasied; -;;w;; Possess'd with uWu wumouws, :33 fuww >_> of :33 idwe ^w^ dweams. -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing what uWu they feaw, uWu but :33 fuww >_> of fear; -And >w< hewe's :3 a prophet UwU that I ^w^ bwought with me -From :3 fowth OwO the >w< stweets >_> of :3 Pomfwet, xDD whom I ;;w;; found -x3 With many hundweds tweading uWu on his heels; -ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he sung, in wude ÚwÚ hawsh-sounding >_< whymes, -That, ewe OwO the next >_< Ascension-day at ^w^ nyoon, -Your Highness shouwd x3 dewivew OwO up >_> youw ^w^ cwown. -KING :3 JOHN. Thou :33 idwe >_< dweamew, xDD whewefowe didst :3 thou so? -PETER. ^-^ Foweknyowing UwU that OwO the >w< twuth uWu wiww ^-^ faww >_< out ÚwÚ so. -KING :3 JOHN. Hubert, away with him; imprison him; -And uWu on UwU that :3 day at UwU nyoon xDD wheweon ^.^ he :33 says -I uWu shaww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up my :3 cwown let him >w< be >_> hang'd. -^w^ Dewivew him ^-^ to xDD safety; ÚwÚ and return, ->_< Fow I >w< must ;;w;; use thee. -Exit >_> HUBEWT with >w< PETEW -:3 O my gentwe uWu cousin, ->_> Heaw'st :3 thou OwO the UwU nyews ÚwÚ abwoad, ^-^ who awe arriv'd? -BASTAWD. The x3 Fwench, my ^w^ wowd; xDD men's OwO mouths awe :33 fuww >_> of xDD it; -UwU Besides, I met Wowd ^-^ Bigot ÚwÚ and Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, -x3 With eyes as wed as nyew-enkindwed fire, -And ÚwÚ othews :3 mowe, ^-^ going ^-^ to >w< seek OwO the grave -x3 Of Awthuw, xDD whom uWu they uWu say :3 is xDD kiww'd ^.^ to-nyight -uWu On >_> youw suggestion. -KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Gentwe kinsman, >w< go -And OwO thwust thyself OwO into theiw ^-^ companyies. -I ^.^ have :3 a uWu way ^-^ to uWu wiww theiw loves ÚwÚ again; ->_< Bwing them before >_> me. -BASTAWD. I uWu Wiww >w< seek them >_< out. -KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ make >_> haste; OwO the better foot >_> befowe. -:33 O, let me ^.^ have nyo :33 subject >_> enyemies -When advewse UwU foweignyews affright my OwO towns -x3 With dreadful OwO pomp >_> of :33 stout ^.^ invasion! -Be >w< Mewcuwy, xDD set ÚwÚ feathews ^-^ to >w< thy heels, -And UwU fwy >_< wike ^w^ thought ^-^ fwom them ^-^ to me again. -BASTAWD. The spirit >_> of OwO the UwU time uWu shaww teach me x3 speed. -KING :3 JOHN. Spoke >_< wike :3 a sprightful x3 nyobwe gentleman. -Exit BASTARD -uWu Go aftew him; uWu fow ^.^ he UwU pewhaps uWu shaww :3 nyeed -uWu Some :33 messengew ;;w;; betwixt me ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ peews; -And >w< be :3 thou ^w^ he. -MESSENGEW. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, my ^.^ wiege. Exit -KING :3 JOHN. UwU My mothew x3 dead! - -;;w;; We-entew >_> HUBEWT - -^w^ HUBEWT. UwU My lord, uWu they uWu say five >_< moons ;;w;; wewe uWu seen to-night; -ÚwÚ Fouw >w< fixed, ÚwÚ and OwO the fifth >_> did ;;w;; whiww about -The uWu othew ;;w;; fouw in :3 wondwous :33 motion. -KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Five moons! -^w^ HUBEWT. Old x3 men ÚwÚ and bewdams in OwO the >w< stweets -Do pwophesy x3 upon ^.^ it dangewouswy; -Young ÚwÚ Awthuw's death :3 is ^w^ common in theiw uWu mouths; -And when uWu they talk >_> of ^w^ him, uWu they >_< shake theiw UwU heads, -And whisper ^-^ onye another in OwO the >_> eaw; -And ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks doth gripe OwO the hearer's wwist, ->w< Whiwst ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ heaws makes xDD feawfuw >w< action -x3 With ^-^ wwinkwed ^-^ bwows, with nods, with wowwing OwO eyes. -I ^-^ saw :3 a OwO smith ^.^ stand with his :33 hammew, thus, -The UwU whiwst his iwon >_> did uWu on OwO the anviw :3 coow, -x3 With open OwO mouth swawwowing :3 a tailor's news; -Who, with his ÚwÚ sheaws ÚwÚ and measuwe in his ;;w;; hand, -UwU Standing uWu on slippers, ;;w;; which his nimble haste -Had falsely OwO thwust x3 upon contrary OwO feet, -Told >_> of :3 a many ^w^ thousand ^.^ wawwike xDD Fwench -:33 That ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ embattaiwed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wank'd in x3 Kent. ->_> Anyothew lean xDD unwash'd >_< awtificew -x3 Cuts x3 off his :3 tawe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tawks >_> of ÚwÚ Awthuw's :33 death. -KING :3 JOHN. UwU Why >_< seek'st :3 thou ^-^ to ^.^ possess me with ^.^ these uWu feaws? -UwU Why xDD uwgest :3 thou OwO so ^w^ oft x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's UwU death? -x3 Thy hand ;;w;; hath muwd'wed >_> him. I xDD had :3 a :3 mighty cause -ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish him OwO dead, uWu but :3 thou xDD hadst UwU nyonye ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> him. -^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Nyo ^-^ had, my wowd! ÚwÚ Why, >_> did you ^.^ nyot >_< pwovoke x3 me? -KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of kings ^-^ to >w< be attended -By slaves UwU that UwU take theiw uWu humouws uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; wawwant -ÚwÚ To >_< bweak within OwO the bwoody house >_> of xDD wife, -And uWu on OwO the ^w^ winking >_> of authowity -ÚwÚ To undewstand :3 a waw; ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the meaning -x3 Of dangewous ^-^ majesty, when UwU pewchance ^.^ it :33 fwowns -Mowe x3 upon humouw than UwU advis'd :33 wespect. -^w^ HUBEWT. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and >w< seaw uWu fow what I ÚwÚ did. -KING :3 JOHN. :33 O, when OwO the last >_< account :33 'twixt >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth -^-^ Is ^-^ to >w< be made, then uWu shaww :3 this hand ÚwÚ and >w< seaw ->_> Witnyess x3 against OwO us ^-^ to damnyation! -OwO How ^w^ oft OwO the OwO sight >_> of :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do i-iww deeds -UwU Make deeds i-iww :33 donye! uWu Hadst ^.^ nyot :3 thou >_< been >_> by, -OwO A :3 fewwow uWu by OwO the hand >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe x3 mawk'd, -OwO Quoted ÚwÚ and >w< sign'd ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a deed >_> of shame, -:3 This murder xDD had ^.^ nyot come OwO into my mind; -But, ^-^ taking ^-^ nyote >_> of >w< thy abhorr'd ;;w;; aspect, -UwU Finding ÚwÚ thee x3 fit uWu fow bwoody uWu viwwainy, -^.^ Apt, UwU wiabwe ^-^ to >w< be empwoy'd in danger, -I ;;w;; faintwy x3 bwoke with ÚwÚ thee >_> of ÚwÚ Awthuw's ^w^ death; -And thou, ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ endeawed ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, -^w^ Made ^.^ it nyo ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to >_< destwoy :3 a pwince. -^w^ HUBEWT. UwU My wowd- -KING :3 JOHN. uWu Hadst :3 thou uWu but shook >w< thy head ^w^ ow :3 made >_> pause, -When I ^-^ spake darkly what I >_> puwposed, -Ow tuwn'd OwO an eye >_> of x3 doubt x3 upon my ;;w;; face, -UwU As ;;w;; bid me tell my xDD tawe in express x3 wowds, -^-^ Deep ÚwÚ shame xDD had struck me ^w^ dumb, :3 made me >_< bweak OwO off, -And x3 those >w< thy ^-^ feaws UwU might ^.^ have wrought ^-^ feaws in >_> me. -But :3 thou didst undewstand me uWu by my UwU signs, -And didst in signs UwU again UwU pawwey with >w< sin; -xDD Yea, ^-^ without ÚwÚ stop, didst let >w< thy OwO heawt ^.^ consent, -And consequently >w< thy wude hand ^-^ to ^.^ act -The deed ;;w;; which uWu both ^-^ ouw ^.^ tongues held :3 viwe ^-^ to >w< nyame. -Out >_> of my ^-^ sight, ÚwÚ and never UwU see me ;;w;; mowe! -UwU My nobles xDD weave me; ÚwÚ and my OwO state :3 is :3 bwaved, ->_< Even at my ^.^ gates, with ^-^ wanks >_> of foweign ^.^ pow'ws; -;;w;; Nyay, in OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the fweshwy wand, -:3 This UwU kingdom, :3 this x3 confinye >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and breath, -Hostiwity ÚwÚ and civil tumult reigns ->w< Between my ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and my cousin's :33 death. -^w^ HUBEWT. x3 Awm you x3 against >_> youw uWu othew ;;w;; enyemies, -I'll ^-^ make :3 a xDD peace :3 between >_> youw ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and you. -Young Arthur :3 is >_> awive. :3 This hand >_> of >_< minye -^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet :3 a OwO maiden ÚwÚ and OwO an innyocent ;;w;; hand, -:3 Nyot ^w^ painted with OwO the :3 cwimson >_< spots >_> of bwood. -xDD Within :3 this uWu bosom never ent'red ÚwÚ yet -The dreadful motion >_> of :3 a UwU muwdewous ^w^ thought -And you ^.^ have slander'd ^-^ nyatuwe in my >_> fowm, ->w< Which, >_< howsoevew wude ÚwÚ extewiowwy, -^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet OwO the cuvw >_> of :3 a ^-^ faiwew :33 mind ->w< Than ^-^ to >w< be butchew >_> of OwO an innyocent chiwd. -KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Doth Arthur live? :33 O, haste ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the peers, -Thwow :3 this wepowt uWu on theiw incensed ;;w;; wage -And ^-^ make them ^w^ tame ^-^ to theiw :3 obedience! -uWu Fowgive OwO the :33 comment UwU that my passion :3 made -:3 Upon >w< thy featuwe; uWu fow my ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ was :3 bwind, -And ;;w;; fouw imaginyawy eyes >_> of UwU bwood -Presented ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe hideous than :3 thou awt. -:33 O, ÚwÚ answew not; uWu but ^-^ to my closet bwing -The :3 angwy uWu wowds with >w< aww OwO expedient UwU haste. -I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee uWu but :3 swowwy; run ^-^ mowe fast. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -Engwand. Before OwO the castle - -x3 Entew >_> AWTHUW, uWu on OwO the >_< wawws - -ÚwÚ AWTHUW. The x3 waww :3 is high, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww I :33 weap down. -Good >w< gwound, >w< be ^w^ pitifuw ÚwÚ and hurt me :33 nyot! -There's xDD few ^w^ ow UwU nyonye ^-^ do xDD knyow me; ^-^ if uWu they :33 did, -:3 This :33 ship-boy's sembwance ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ disguis'd me x3 quite. -I x3 am ^.^ afwaid; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I'll venture it. ->w< If I >_< get ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my xDD wimbs, -I'll find :3 a ^w^ thousand >_< shifts ^-^ to >_< get >_> away. -UwU As good ^-^ to die ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ go, as die ÚwÚ and >_> stay. [Leaps >w< down] -:3 O UwU me! my xDD uncwe's spirit :3 is in ^.^ these stones. -xDD Heaven UwU take my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand ^-^ keep my ^.^ bonyes! -;;w;; [Dies] - -x3 Entew PEMBWOKE, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and x3 BIGOT - -SAWISBUWY. >w< Wowds, I uWu wiww ^.^ meet him at x3 Saint ^w^ Edmundsbuwy; -^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw >w< safety, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >w< must ^w^ embwace -:3 This gentwe :3 offew >_> of OwO the perilous xDD time. -PEMBWOKE. OwO Who ^w^ bwought UwU that letter ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? -SAWISBUWY. The UwU Count Melun, :3 a x3 nyobwe lord >_> of UwU Fwance, -uWu Whose pwivate with me >_> of OwO the UwU Dauphin's love -^-^ Is >w< much ^-^ mowe ^w^ genyewaw than ^.^ these >w< winyes import. ->w< BIGOT. >w< To-mowwow xDD mownying let OwO us ^.^ meet him xDD then. -SAWISBUWY. Ow wathew then xDD set forward; uWu fow 'twill >w< be ->w< Two wong OwO days' >_< jouwnyey, x3 wowds, ^w^ ow ewe ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. - -x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD - -BASTAWD. >w< Once ^-^ mowe OwO to-day ;;w;; weww met, distempew'd UwU wowds! -The UwU King uWu by me wequests >_> youw :3 pwesence ÚwÚ stwaight. -SAWISBUWY. The UwU King ;;w;; hath :3 dispossess'd ^-^ himsewf >_> of ÚwÚ us. -We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD winye his xDD thin x3 bestainyed :33 cwoak -x3 With ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ puwe UwU honyouws, :3 nyow ^.^ attend OwO the foot -:33 That leaves OwO the x3 pwint >_> of UwU bwood whewe'ew ^.^ it wawks. -Wetuwn ÚwÚ and tell him ÚwÚ so. We xDD knyow OwO the uWu wowst. -BASTAWD. uWu Whate'ew you xDD think, good x3 wowds, I xDD think, ;;w;; wewe >_> best. -SAWISBUWY. Our ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw xDD mannyews, reason OwO nyow. -BASTAWD. But there :3 is wittwe reason in >_> youw gwief; -OwO Thewefowe 'twere reason you xDD had ^-^ mannyews OwO nyow. -PEMBWOKE. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, :3 impatience ;;w;; hath his privilege. -BASTAWD. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ twue-to hurt his :3 mastew, nyo man >w< ewse. -SAWISBUWY. :3 This :3 is OwO the prison. What :3 is ^.^ he :3 wies hewe? -PEMBWOKE. :3 O >_< death, :3 made >_> pwoud with ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and >_< pwincewy uWu beauty! -The :3 eawth xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a hole ^-^ to hide :3 this :3 deed. -SAWISBUWY. Murder, as ÚwÚ hating what ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; hath >_< donye, -^-^ Doth uWu way ^.^ it open ^-^ to :3 uwge uWu on wevenge. ->w< BIGOT. Or, when ^.^ he ^.^ doom'd :3 this x3 beauty ^-^ to :3 a :33 gwave, -;;w;; Found ^.^ it xDD too UwU pwecious-pwincewy uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gwave. -SAWISBUWY. Sir ÚwÚ Wichawd, what ÚwÚ think you? >_< Have you behewd, -Ow ^.^ have you ;;w;; wead ^w^ ow heard, ^w^ ow :33 couwd you think? -Ow ^-^ do you ^w^ awmost xDD think, although you >_> see, -:33 That you ^-^ do see? Could thought, ^-^ without :3 this object, -:3 Fowm such anyothew? :3 This :3 is OwO the vewy >_< top, -The >_> height, OwO the x3 cwest, ^w^ ow :3 cwest x3 unto OwO the x3 cwest, -x3 Of muwdew's arms; :3 this :3 is OwO the UwU bwoodiest shame, -The wiwdest savagewy, OwO the ^-^ viwest stwoke, -:33 That >w< evew wall-ey'd ^w^ wwath ^w^ ow stawing ;;w;; wage -Presented ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; teaws >_> of ^.^ soft UwU wemowse. -PEMBWOKE. ^-^ Aww ^.^ muwdews ÚwÚ past ^-^ do ^.^ stand excus'd in ^.^ this; -And this, OwO so >_> sowe ÚwÚ and OwO so unmatchabwe, -:33 Shaww ^w^ give :3 a ;;w;; howinyess, :3 a purity, -ÚwÚ To OwO the ÚwÚ yet >_< unbegotten xDD sin >_> of times, -And ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> deadwy uWu bwoodshed uWu but :3 a >w< jest, ->_< Exampwed uWu by :3 this >w< heinyous spectacwe. -BASTAWD. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a damned ÚwÚ and :3 a bwoody ÚwÚ wowk; -The gwacewess >w< action >_> of :3 a :33 heavy ;;w;; hand, ->w< If UwU that ^.^ it >w< be OwO the wowk >_> of ^-^ any hand. -SAWISBUWY. >w< If UwU that ^.^ it >w< be OwO the wowk >_> of ^-^ any UwU hand! -We xDD had :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^.^ wight what would uWu ensue. -^w^ It :3 is OwO the shameful wowk >_> of Hubewt's >w< hand; -The practice ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of OwO the x3 King; -From uWu whose :33 obedience I fowbid my ^w^ souw -Knyeewing before :3 this ruin >_> of ^w^ sweet xDD wife, -And breathing ^-^ to his :33 bweathwess :33 excewwence -The >_> incense >_> of :3 a vow, :3 a holy vow, -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ infected with >w< dewight, -Nyow :33 convewsant with >_> ease ÚwÚ and ;;w;; idwenyess, -;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have xDD set :3 a >_> gwowy ^-^ to :3 this hand -By giving ^.^ it OwO the wowship >_> of wevenge. -PEMBWOKE. ÚwÚ and >w< BIGOT. Our souws religiously ;;w;; confiwm >w< thy wowds. - -x3 Entew >_> HUBEWT - -^w^ HUBEWT. >w< Wowds, I x3 am ^.^ hot with haste in >w< seeking you. -Arthur doth :3 wive; OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow you. -SAWISBUWY. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is bold, ÚwÚ and bwushes ^.^ nyot at >_< death! -:3 Avaunt, :3 thou ^-^ hatefuw viwwain, >_< get ÚwÚ thee uWu gonye! -^w^ HUBEWT. I x3 am nyo :3 viwwain. -SAWISBUWY. Must I x3 wob OwO the ÚwÚ waw? ÚwÚ [Dwawing his ^w^ swowd] -BASTAWD. Your >_< swowd :3 is :33 bwight, siw; >w< put ^.^ it OwO up again. -SAWISBUWY. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww I OwO sheathe ^.^ it in :3 a muwdewew's skin. -^w^ HUBEWT. Stand ^w^ back, Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, ^.^ stand ^w^ back, I ^w^ say; -By UwU heaven, I ÚwÚ think my uWu swowd's as shawp as ^w^ youws. -I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you, lord, ^-^ fowget OwO youwsewf, -Nyow >_> tempt OwO the danger >_> of my OwO twue ;;w;; defence; -Lest OwO I, uWu by x3 mawking >_> of >_> youw wage, ^-^ fowget -Your ^.^ wowth, >_> youw greatness ÚwÚ and nyobiwity. ->w< BIGOT. :33 Out, dunghiww! Dar'st :3 thou bwave :3 a ^-^ nyobweman? -^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Nyot uWu fow my life; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I dare ^w^ defend -UwU My innyocent life x3 against OwO an emperor. -SAWISBUWY. Thou art :3 a muwdewew. -^w^ HUBEWT. Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv me ÚwÚ so. ->_> Yet I x3 am none. uWu Whose :33 tongue ÚwÚ soe'ew ^-^ speaks fawse, -:3 Nyot ^.^ twuwy ^w^ speaks; ^-^ who ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot truly, wies. -PEMBWOKE. xDD Cut him ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. -BASTAWD. Keep OwO the :3 peace, I >w< say. -SAWISBUWY. Stand >_> by, ^w^ ow I uWu shaww ^-^ gaww you, Fauwconbwidge. -BASTAWD. Thou ^w^ wewt better ^-^ gaww OwO the x3 deviw, Sawisbuwy. ->w< If :3 thou uWu but :3 fwown uWu on uWu me, ^w^ ow :33 stiw >w< thy ^.^ foot, -Ow teach >w< thy ^-^ hasty uWu spween ^-^ to ^-^ do me shame, -I'll strike ÚwÚ thee UwU dead. x3 Put OwO up >w< thy >_< swowd ^.^ betime; -Ow I'll OwO so mauw you ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD toasting-iwon -:33 That you uWu shaww ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 is come ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ heww. ->w< BIGOT. What xDD wiwt :3 thou uWu do, renowned :33 Fauwconbwidge? -^w^ Second :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a muwdewew? -^w^ HUBEWT. Wowd >_> Bigot, I x3 am none. ->w< BIGOT. OwO Who xDD kiww'd :3 this ^-^ pwince? -^w^ HUBEWT. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO an hour >_< since I weft him :33 weww. -I UwU honyouw'd ^w^ him, I :33 wov'd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww weep -UwU My ^-^ date >_> of life >_< out uWu fow his ^w^ sweet :3 wife's loss. -SAWISBUWY. OwO Twust ^.^ nyot x3 those ÚwÚ cunnying UwU watews >_> of his >_> eyes, ->_< Fow viwwainy :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ without such ;;w;; wheum; -And >_< he, wong traded in it, makes ^.^ it ÚwÚ seem -;;w;; Wike wivews >_> of >w< wemowse ÚwÚ and UwU innyocency. -:3 Away with uWu me, >w< aww you uWu whose souws ^w^ abhow -^-^ Th' uWu uncweanwy savouws >_> of :3 a swaughtew-house; ->_< Fow I x3 am stifled with :3 this smell >_> of UwU sin. ->w< BIGOT. :3 Away towawd x3 Buwy, ^-^ to OwO the x3 Dauphin ;;w;; thewe! -PEMBWOKE. Thewe tell OwO the UwU King ^.^ he ^-^ may >_< inquiwe OwO us >_< out. ->_< Exeunt LORDS -BASTAWD. Here's :3 a good world! x3 Knyew you >_> of :3 this fair wowk? -Beyond OwO the >_< infinyite ÚwÚ and :33 boundwess weach -x3 Of >w< mewcy, ^-^ if :3 thou didst :3 this deed >_> of >_< death, -Awt :3 thou damn'd, Hubert. -^w^ HUBEWT. Do uWu but hear uWu me, sir. -BASTAWD. Ha! I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ what: -Thou'rt :33 damn'd as ^w^ bwack-nyay, nyothing :3 is OwO so ^.^ bwack- -Thou art ^-^ mowe ^-^ deep :33 damn'd than Prince Lucifer; -Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so >w< ugwy :3 a x3 fiend >_> of heww -UwU As :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ be, ^-^ if :3 thou didst :33 kiww :3 this chiwd. -^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Upon my x3 souw- -BASTAWD. >w< If :3 thou didst uWu but consent -ÚwÚ To :3 this UwU most x3 cwuew ^-^ act, ^-^ do uWu but >_< despaiw; -And ^-^ if :3 thou :33 want'st :3 a cowd, OwO the >w< smawwest thwead -:33 That >w< evew spider :3 twisted ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> womb -uWu Wiww sewve ^-^ to stwangwe thee; :3 a x3 wush uWu wiww >w< be :3 a beam -ÚwÚ To >_> hang ÚwÚ thee OwO on; ^w^ ow wouldst :3 thou drown ÚwÚ thysewf, -x3 Put uWu but :3 a wittwe >w< watew in :3 a ;;w;; spoon -And ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be as >w< aww OwO the :33 ocean, -^w^ Enyough ^-^ to uWu stifwe such :3 a villain OwO up -I ^-^ do :3 suspect ÚwÚ thee vewy gwievouswy. -^w^ HUBEWT. >w< If I in ^-^ act, ^.^ consent, ^w^ ow xDD sin >_> of thought, -Be OwO guiwty >_> of OwO the >_< steawing UwU that ^w^ sweet >_> bweath -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was embounded in :3 this uWu beauteous ÚwÚ cway, ->_> Wet heww UwU want x3 pains enough ^-^ to >_> towtuwe UwU me! -I weft him :33 weww. -BASTAWD. Go, bear him in UwU thinye arms. -I x3 am amaz'd, >_> methinks, ÚwÚ and wose my uWu way -x3 Among OwO the thorns ÚwÚ and dangews >_> of :3 this world. -OwO How :33 easy OwO dost :3 thou UwU take >w< aww ^.^ Engwand up! -From :3 fowth :3 this :33 mowsew >_> of UwU dead ÚwÚ woyawty -The xDD wife, OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ and >w< twuth >_> of >w< aww :3 this >_< weawm -^-^ Is xDD fwed ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand :3 nyow :3 is weft -ÚwÚ To ^w^ tug ÚwÚ and OwO scambwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to part uWu by th' UwU teeth -The unyowed ;;w;; intewest >_> of pwoud-swewwing state. -Nyow uWu fow OwO the UwU bawe-pick'd ^.^ bonye >_> of majesty -^-^ Doth OwO dogged OwO waw >_< bwistwe his :3 angwy :3 cwest -And >w< snyawweth in OwO the gentwe eyes >_> of ^w^ peace; -Nyow >w< powews ^-^ fwom UwU home ÚwÚ and ^w^ discontents at UwU home -UwU Meet in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ winye; ÚwÚ and UwU vast x3 confusion waits, -UwU As doth :3 a raven uWu on :3 a ;;w;; sick-faww'n >_> beast, -The imminyent UwU decay >_> of OwO wwested OwO pomp. -Nyow x3 happy ^.^ he uWu whose :33 cwoak ÚwÚ and UwU cinctuwe can -Hold >_< out :3 this ^w^ tempest. Beaw away UwU that OwO chiwd, -And follow me with x3 speed. I'll ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; -OwO A ^w^ thousand businesses awe bwief in ;;w;; hand, -And >w< heaven itsewf doth :3 fwown x3 upon OwO the land. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. -Engwand. KING OwO JOHN'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ;;w;; PANDUWPH, ÚwÚ and attendants - -KING :3 JOHN. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I >w< yiewded OwO up OwO into >_> youw hand -The ciwcwe >_> of my x3 gwowy. -^-^ PANDUWPH. ^.^ [Gives xDD back OwO the ^.^ cwown] ;;w;; Take UwU again -From :3 this my ;;w;; hand, as howding >_> of OwO the Pope, -Your x3 suvweign greatness ÚwÚ and authowity. -KING :3 JOHN. Nyow ^-^ keep >_> youw holy ^w^ wowd; >w< go ^.^ meet OwO the French; -And ^-^ fwom his uWu Howinyess ;;w;; use >w< aww >_> youw power -ÚwÚ To xDD stop theiw marches fowe ^-^ we awe >w< infwam'd. -Our :33 discontented OwO counties ^-^ do wevowt; -Our ^w^ peopwe >_< quawwew with ÚwÚ obedience, -ÚwÚ Sweawing :33 awwegiance ÚwÚ and OwO the love >_> of ^w^ souw -ÚwÚ To ^w^ stwangew blood, ^-^ to foweign royalty. -:3 This inyundation >_> of :33 mistemp'wed humouw -^.^ Wests uWu by you only ^-^ to >w< be >_< quawified. -;;w;; Then :3 pause not; uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >w< time's OwO so uWu sick -:33 That ÚwÚ pwesent med'cine >w< must >w< be minyist'wed -Ow ^w^ uvwthwow :3 incuwabwe :3 ensues. -^-^ PANDUWPH. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was my >_> bweath UwU that blew :3 this ^w^ tempest uWu up, -:3 Upon >_> youw :3 stubbown >_< usage >_> of OwO the ^-^ Pope; -But >_< since you awe :3 a gentwe >w< convewtite, -UwU My :33 tongue uWu shaww :33 hush UwU again :3 this :3 stowm >_> of OwO waw -And ^-^ make fair weather in >_> youw :3 bwust'wing land. -uWu On :3 this Ascension-day, wemembew well, -:3 Upon >_> youw OwO oath >_> of service ^-^ to OwO the Pope, -uWu Go I ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the xDD Fwench uWu way ;;w;; down theiw arms. Exit -KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Is :3 this UwU Ascension-day? OwO Did ^.^ nyot OwO the prophet -Say UwU that before >_< Ascension-day at UwU nyoon -UwU My :3 cwown I shouwd ^w^ give off? >_< Even OwO so I have. -I >_> did suppose ^.^ it shouwd >w< be uWu on constraint; -But, >w< heaven >w< be OwO thank'd, ^.^ it :3 is uWu but :33 vowuntawy. - -x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD - -BASTAWD. ^-^ Aww xDD Kent ;;w;; hath x3 yiewded; nyothing there howds >_< out -But >_< Duvw Castle. UwU Wondon ;;w;; hath weceiv'd, -;;w;; Wike :3 a >w< kind OwO host, OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and his powers. -Your nobles uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear you, uWu but awe gonye -ÚwÚ To :3 offew service ^-^ to >_> youw enemy; -And wiwd UwU amazement ^w^ huwwies OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down -The wittwe ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of >_> youw doubtfuw >_< fwiends. -KING :3 JOHN. Wouwd ^.^ nyot my uWu wowds xDD wetuwn ^-^ to me UwU again -:33 Aftew uWu they heard x3 young Arthur ÚwÚ was awive? -BASTAWD. ^.^ They ;;w;; found him OwO dead, ÚwÚ and UwU cast OwO into OwO the stweets, -An uWu empty ^w^ casket, xDD whewe OwO the >_> jewew >_> of life -By >w< some :33 damn'd hand ÚwÚ was robbed ÚwÚ and ta'en >_> away. -KING :3 JOHN. :33 That villain :3 Hubewt told me ^.^ he >_> did wive. -BASTAWD. UwU So, uWu on my >_> souw, ^.^ he :33 did, uWu fow >w< aught ^.^ he uWu knyew. -But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do you dwoop? UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you sad? -Be gweat in ^-^ act, as you ^.^ have >_< been in thought; ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 wowwd UwU see ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and >_> sad :3 distwust -Guvwn OwO the motion >_> of :3 a >w< kingwy >w< eye. -Be stiwwing as OwO the time; >w< be x3 fiwe with uWu fiwe; ->w< Thweaten OwO the >w< thweat'nyew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ outface OwO the uWu bwow -x3 Of ^.^ bwagging xDD howwow; OwO so uWu shaww :3 infewiow >_> eyes, -:33 That borrow theiw behaviours ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> gweat, -Gwow gweat uWu by >_> youw example ÚwÚ and >w< put uWu on -The ^-^ dauntwess spirit >_> of resolution. -Away, ÚwÚ and uWu gwistew >_< wike OwO the god >_> of OwO waw -When ^.^ he intendeth ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the OwO fiewd; -Show :3 bowdnyess ÚwÚ and :3 aspiwing :33 confidence. ->_> What, uWu shaww uWu they >w< seek OwO the x3 wion in his den, -And OwO fwight him there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him ^.^ twembwe thewe? -:33 O, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be said! uWu Fowage, ÚwÚ and run -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet xDD dispweasuwe farther ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 doows -And >_< gwappwe with him ewe ^.^ he come OwO so >w< nyigh. -KING :3 JOHN. The wegate >_> of OwO the x3 Pope ;;w;; hath >_< been with uWu me, -And I ^.^ have :3 made :3 a x3 happy xDD peace with him; -And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to UwU dismiss OwO the >w< powews -uWu Wed uWu by OwO the ;;w;; Dauphin. -BASTAWD. :3 O inglorious league! -:33 Shaww >_> we, x3 upon OwO the >w< footing >_> of ^-^ ouw wand, ->_> Send >_> faiw-pway uWu owdews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 compwomise, ->_> Insinyuation, ÚwÚ pawwey, ÚwÚ and base truce, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ awms UwU invasive? :33 Shaww :3 a :3 beawdwess OwO boy, -OwO A cock'red silken UwU wanton, bwave ^-^ ouw fields -And ^.^ fwesh his spirit in :3 a ^.^ wawwike soiw, -xDD Mocking OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with colours OwO idwy spread, -And find nyo >_< check? >_> Wet >w< us, my UwU wiege, ^-^ to arms. -:3 Pewchance OwO the Cawdinyaw cannyot ^-^ make >_> youw ^w^ peace; -Or, ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu do, let ^.^ it at :33 weast >w< be ^w^ said -^.^ They ^-^ saw ^-^ we xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose >_> of xDD defence. -KING :3 JOHN. >_< Have :3 thou OwO the owdewing >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD time. -BASTAWD. Away, then, with good ÚwÚ couwage! -xDD Yet, I xDD knyow -Our party ^-^ may ;;w;; weww ^.^ meet :3 a prouder ÚwÚ foe. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. -Engwand. The uWu DAUPHIN'S ^-^ camp at x3 Saint Edmundsbuwy - -OwO Entew, in uWu awms, LEWIS, >w< SAWISBUWY, MELUN, PEMBWOKE, ;;w;; BIGOT, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - ->_< WEWIS. UwU My Wowd Melun, let :3 this >w< be copied >_< out -And ^-^ keep ^.^ it xDD safe uWu fow ^-^ ouw remembrance; -Wetuwn OwO the OwO pwecedent ^-^ to ^.^ these uWu wowds uWu again, -That, having ^-^ ouw fair owdew written down, -Both uWu they ÚwÚ and >_> we, UwU pewusing o'ew ^.^ these uWu nyotes, -May xDD knyow xDD whewefowe ^-^ we took OwO the xDD sacwament, -And ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw :3 faiths ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and :3 inviowabwe. -SAWISBUWY. :3 Upon ^-^ ouw ^-^ sides ^.^ it never uWu shaww >w< be >w< bwoken. -And, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Dauphin, :3 awbeit ^-^ we uWu sweaw -OwO A ^.^ vowuntawy x3 zeaw ÚwÚ and OwO an unurg'd :3 faith -ÚwÚ To >_> youw ^-^ pwoceedings; >_> yet, believe uWu me, Pwince, -I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^.^ gwad UwU that such :3 a >_> sowe >_> of UwU time -;;w;; Shouwd >w< seek :3 a UwU pwastew uWu by x3 contemn'd x3 wevowt, -And ^w^ heaw OwO the inveterate cankew >_> of ^-^ onye x3 wound -By :33 making ^.^ many. :33 O, ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves my ^w^ souw -:33 That I >w< must dwaw :3 this >w< metaw ^-^ fwom my >_> side -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a >_< widow-makew! :33 O, ÚwÚ and there -:3 Whewe honyouwabwe rescue ÚwÚ and :3 defence -^.^ Cwies >_< out x3 upon OwO the name >_> of xDD Sawisbuwy! -But such :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ infection >_> of OwO the UwU time -That, uWu fow OwO the OwO heawth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ physic >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< wight, -We cannyot ^-^ deaw uWu but with OwO the vewy hand -x3 Of >w< stewn ^w^ injustice ÚwÚ and :33 confused ^.^ wwong. -And :3 is't ^.^ nyot pity, :3 O my gwieved x3 fwiends! -:33 That >_> we, OwO the >_< sons ÚwÚ and chiwdwen >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ iswe, -Were :3 bown ^-^ to UwU see OwO so >_> sad OwO an hour as ^.^ this; -OwO Whewein ^-^ we xDD step aftew :3 a OwO stwangew-mawch -:3 Upon xDD hew gentwe ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and fiww OwO up -Her enyemies' >_< wanks-I >w< must withdraw ÚwÚ and weep -:3 Upon OwO the xDD spot >_> of :3 this ^-^ enfowced ;;w;; cause- -ÚwÚ To OwO gwace OwO the ^w^ gentwy >_> of :3 a ^.^ wand :3 wemote -And follow OwO unyacquainted colours hewe? ->_> What, hewe? :3 O ^.^ nyation, UwU that :3 thou uWu couwdst >_< wemuv! -:33 That Nyeptunye's uWu awms, ^-^ who UwU cwippeth ÚwÚ thee >w< about, -Wouwd bear ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the knowledge >_> of thyself -And >_< gwappwe ÚwÚ thee x3 unto :3 a OwO pagan shore, -:3 Whewe ^.^ these two ÚwÚ Chwistian x3 awmies UwU might ^.^ combinye -The UwU bwood >_> of ;;w;; mawice in :3 a :3 vein >_> of uWu weague, -And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu spend ^.^ it OwO so xDD unnyeighbouwwy! ->_< WEWIS. OwO A x3 nyobwe uWu tempew OwO dost :3 thou show in ^.^ this; -And gweat ÚwÚ affections wrestling in >w< thy uWu bosom -^-^ Doth ^-^ make OwO an ^w^ eawthquake >_> of nyobiwity. -:33 O, what :3 a x3 nyobwe combat x3 hast :3 thou xDD fought ->w< Between :3 compuwsion ÚwÚ and :3 a bwave ^.^ wespect! ->_> Wet me wipe x3 off :3 this honyouwabwe OwO dew -:33 That :3 siwvewwy doth ^-^ pwogwess uWu on >w< thy ^w^ cheeks. -UwU My OwO heawt ;;w;; hath uWu mewted at :3 a lady's >_< teaws, ->_> Being OwO an ordinary inundation; -But :3 this uWu effusion >_> of such >_< manwy drops, -:3 This xDD show'w, xDD bwown OwO up uWu by ^w^ tempest >_> of OwO the >_> souw, -Startles >_< minye eyes ÚwÚ and makes me ^-^ mowe >w< amaz'd ->w< Than xDD had I uWu seen OwO the vaulty :3 top >_> of >w< heaven -Figur'd ^-^ quite o'ew with burning meteows. -Wift OwO up >w< thy brow, renowned >w< Sawisbuwy, -And with :3 a gweat OwO heawt heave away :3 this storm; -ÚwÚ Commend ^.^ these UwU watews ^-^ to x3 those baby eyes -:33 That never ^-^ saw OwO the giant x3 wowwd enrag'd, -Nyow met with >_> fowtunye uWu othew than at feasts, ->w< Fuww >_> of warm blood, >_> of mirth, >_> of UwU gossiping. -^w^ Come, x3 come; uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt OwO thwust >w< thy hand as ^-^ deep -x3 Into OwO the >_> puwse >_> of rich ^w^ pwospewity -UwU As Wewis :3 himsewf. UwU So, nobles, uWu shaww you aww, -:33 That xDD knyit >_> youw sinyews ^-^ to OwO the OwO stwength >_> of x3 minye. - -x3 Entew PANDULPH - -And x3 even there, >_> methinks, OwO an :3 angew spake: -Wook xDD whewe OwO the holy wegate comes :3 apace, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO us ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ fwom OwO the hand >_> of >w< heaven -And uWu on ^-^ ouw :33 actions xDD set OwO the name >_> of ^.^ wight -x3 With holy ^.^ bweath. -^-^ PANDUWPH. Hail, x3 nyobwe pwince >_> of ^.^ Fwance! -The next :3 is :33 this: UwU King uWu John ;;w;; hath reconcil'd -Himsewf ^-^ to Rome; his spirit :3 is come ÚwÚ in, -:33 That OwO so ÚwÚ stood >_< out x3 against OwO the holy Church, -The gweat ÚwÚ metwopowis ÚwÚ and UwU see >_> of Rome. -OwO Thewefowe >w< thy x3 thweat'nying colours :3 nyow ^.^ wind OwO up -And ^w^ tame OwO the savage spirit >_> of wiwd war, -That, >_< wike :3 a x3 wion ÚwÚ fostewed OwO up at ;;w;; hand, -^w^ It ^-^ may lie gently at OwO the foot >_> of xDD peace -And >w< be nyo further harmful than in show. ->_< WEWIS. Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww pawdon uWu me, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 back: -I x3 am xDD too ^.^ high-bown ^-^ to >w< be propertied, -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a secondawy at ^w^ contwow, -Ow >_< usefuw >_< sewving-man ÚwÚ and ^.^ instwument -ÚwÚ To ^-^ any x3 suvweign OwO state ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the world. -Your >_> bweath ^.^ fiwst UwU kindwed OwO the UwU dead OwO coaw >_> of wars ->w< Between :3 this ^-^ chastis'd :3 kingdom ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf -And ^w^ bwought in matter UwU that shouwd :33 feed :3 this uWu fiwe; -And :3 nyow 'tis :3 faw xDD too huge ^-^ to >w< be xDD bwown >_< out -x3 With UwU that >_> same uWu weak ^.^ wind ;;w;; which >w< enkindwed it. -You ^w^ taught me how ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of >_< wight, -OwO Acquainted me with ;;w;; intewest ^-^ to :3 this wand, -xDD Yea, OwO thwust :3 this enterprise OwO into my >_> heawt; -And come ye :3 nyow ^-^ to tell me uWu John ;;w;; hath :3 made -His xDD peace with Rome? What :3 is UwU that xDD peace ^-^ to x3 me? -OwO I, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my mawwiage-bed, -:33 Aftew x3 young Awthuw, OwO cwaim :3 this ^.^ wand uWu fow mine; -And, :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is :3 hawf-conquew'd, >w< must I xDD back -xDD Because UwU that uWu John ;;w;; hath :3 made his xDD peace with Rome? -OwO Am I :33 Wome's >_> swave? What OwO penny ;;w;; hath >_> Wome bownye, -What x3 men provided, what :3 munyition >_< sent, -ÚwÚ To underprop :3 this ^.^ action? ^-^ Is 't ^.^ nyot I -:33 That undewgo :3 this :33 chawge? OwO Who ewse uWu but OwO I, -And such as ^-^ to my OwO cwaim awe wiabwe, -uWu Sweat in :3 this ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and maintain :3 this ÚwÚ waw? ->_< Have I ^.^ nyot heard ^.^ these ^w^ iswandews ^.^ shout >_< out ->w< 'Vive ^-^ we OwO woi!' as I ^.^ have x3 bank'd theiw :3 towns? ->_< Have I ^.^ nyot here OwO the :33 best ^-^ cawds uWu fow OwO the uWu game -ÚwÚ To uWu wiww :3 this :33 easy UwU match, >_> pway'd uWu fow :3 a crown? -And uWu shaww I :3 nyow ^w^ give o'ew OwO the >w< yiewded uWu set? -No, no, uWu on my >_> souw, ^.^ it never uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said. -^-^ PANDUWPH. You ÚwÚ wook uWu but uWu on OwO the ^w^ outside >_> of :3 this OwO wowk. ->_< WEWIS. Outside ^w^ ow xDD inside, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD wetuwn -;;w;; Tiww my ^-^ attempt OwO so >w< much >w< be x3 gwowified -UwU As ^-^ to my uWu ampwe >w< hope ÚwÚ was promised -Before I >_< dwew :3 this x3 gawwant head >_> of war, -And ;;w;; cuww'd ^.^ these :33 fiewy uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 wowwd -ÚwÚ To outlook :33 conquest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu wiww UwU wenyown ->_< Even in OwO the x3 jaws >_> of danger ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 death. -;;w;; [Twumpet ^-^ sounds] -What >w< wusty twumpet ;;w;; thus doth summon >_> us? - -x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD, attended - -BASTAWD. >_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the fair xDD pway >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, ->_> Wet me ^.^ have audience: I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to speak. -UwU My holy lord >_> of :33 Miwan, ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU King -I xDD come, ^-^ to learn how you ^.^ have dealt uWu fow him; -And, as you ^-^ answew, I ^-^ do xDD knyow OwO the >_> scope -And ;;w;; wawwant limited x3 unto my OwO tongue. -^-^ PANDUWPH. The x3 Dauphin :3 is xDD too :33 wiwfuw-opposite, -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot temporize with my ^.^ entweaties; -ÚwÚ He flatly :33 says :3 he'ww ^.^ nyot uWu way ;;w;; down his arms. -BASTAWD. By >w< aww OwO the UwU bwood UwU that >w< evew :3 fuwy OwO bweath'd, -The xDD youth :33 says :33 weww. Nyow hear ^-^ ouw Engwish x3 King; ->_< Fow ;;w;; thus his ÚwÚ woyawty doth speak in >_> me. -ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU pwepaw'd, ÚwÚ and reason xDD too ^.^ he shouwd. -:3 This UwU apish ÚwÚ and >_> unmannyewwy :33 appwoach, -:3 This >_> hawnyess'd OwO masque ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ unyadvised revel -:3 This uWu unhaiw'd sauciness ÚwÚ and boyish troops, -The UwU King doth >_> smiwe at; ÚwÚ and :3 is ;;w;; weww :33 pwepaw'd -ÚwÚ To x3 whip :3 this dwawfish war, ^.^ these :33 pigmy uWu awms, -From >_< out OwO the ciwcwe >_> of his tewwitowies. -:33 That hand ;;w;; which xDD had OwO the UwU stwength, x3 even at >_> youw ^w^ doow. -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; cudgew you ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you UwU take OwO the OwO hatch, -ÚwÚ To xDD dive >_< wike >_> buckets in :3 conceawed wells, -ÚwÚ To >_< cwouch in uWu wittew >_> of >_> youw :3 stabwe xDD pwanks, -ÚwÚ To lie >_< wike pawns wock'd OwO up in uWu chests ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twunks, -ÚwÚ To >_> hug with ;;w;; swinye, ^-^ to >w< seek ^w^ sweet >_> safety >_< out -UwU In ÚwÚ vauwts ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwisons, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to thrill ÚwÚ and >_< shake ->_< Even at OwO the cwying >_> of >_> youw nyation's OwO cwow, -^.^ Thinking :3 this >w< voice OwO an UwU awmed Englishman- -:33 Shaww UwU that victorious hand >w< be feebwed here -:33 That in >_> youw ;;w;; chambews >_> gave you x3 chastisement? ->_< Nyo. xDD Knyow OwO the x3 gawwant ÚwÚ monyawch :3 is in ÚwÚ awms -And >_< wike OwO an UwU eagwe o'ew his aery >w< tow'ws -ÚwÚ To >_> souse annoyance UwU that comes ;;w;; nyeaw his ÚwÚ nyest. -And you degenerate, you x3 ingwate revolts, -You bwoody OwO Nyewoes, ripping OwO up OwO the >_> womb -x3 Of >_> youw dear mothew >_> Engwand, x3 bwush uWu fow >_< shame; ->_< Fow >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ and UwU pawe-visag'd >w< maids, -;;w;; Wike >w< Amazons, come >w< twipping aftew >_> dwums, -Their ;;w;; thimbwes OwO into UwU awmed gauntlets change, -Their nyeedwes ^-^ to lances, ÚwÚ and theiw gentwe hearts -ÚwÚ To fiewce ÚwÚ and bwoody >_< incwinyation. ->_< WEWIS. Thewe ^-^ end >w< thy brave, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn >w< thy ;;w;; face in ^w^ peace; -We gwant :3 thou ^w^ canst :33 outscowd ÚwÚ us. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; -We howd ^-^ ouw UwU time xDD too pwecious ^-^ to >w< be spent -x3 With such :3 a OwO bwabbwew. -^-^ PANDUWPH. >w< Give me xDD weave ^-^ to speak. -BASTAWD. No, I uWu wiww speak. ->_< WEWIS. We uWu wiww ^.^ attend ^-^ to nyeithew. -Stwike OwO up OwO the drums; ÚwÚ and let OwO the :33 tongue >_> of war, ->w< Pwead uWu fow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; intewest ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw being here. -BASTAWD. ;;w;; Indeed, >_> youw >_> dwums, being ;;w;; beaten, uWu wiww x3 cwy ^-^ out; -And OwO so uWu shaww you, being OwO beaten. Do uWu but start -And ^w^ echo with OwO the clamour >_> of >w< thy ^.^ dwum, -And x3 even at hand :3 a uWu dwum :3 is ready bwac'd -:33 That uWu shaww wevewbewate >w< aww as loud as UwU thinye: -Sound uWu but another, ÚwÚ and another ^-^ shaww, -UwU As loud as thinye, wattwe OwO the wewkin's ear -And xDD mock OwO the deep-mouth'd >_< thundew; uWu fow at :3 hand- -:3 Nyot x3 twusting ^-^ to :3 this >_> hawting wegate ;;w;; hewe, -x3 Whom ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 us'd wathew uWu fow uWu spowt than need- -^-^ Is ^.^ wawwike x3 John; ÚwÚ and in his fowehead OwO sits -OwO A bawe-wibb'd >_< death, uWu whose >w< office :3 is :3 this :3 day -ÚwÚ To feast x3 upon xDD whowe ^-^ thousands >_> of OwO the OwO Fwench. ->_< WEWIS. Stwike OwO up ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwums ^-^ to find :3 this danger >_< out. -BASTAWD. And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find it, ÚwÚ Dauphin, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> doubt. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -Engwand. The field >_> of ^-^ battwe - -Awawums. x3 Entew KING >w< JOHN ÚwÚ and >_> HUBEWT - -KING :3 JOHN. OwO How :33 goes OwO the :3 day with >_> us? :33 O, tell uWu me, Hubert. -^w^ HUBEWT. x3 Badwy, I fear. OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? -KING :3 JOHN. :3 This fever UwU that ;;w;; hath twoubwed me OwO so wong -:33 Wies :33 heavy uWu on >_> me. :33 O, my OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ sick! - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, >_> youw ÚwÚ vawiant kinsman, :3 Fauwconbwidge, -;;w;; Desiwes >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to xDD weave OwO the field -And ^-^ send him >_> wowd uWu by me ;;w;; which uWu way you ^.^ go. -KING :3 JOHN. >_> Teww ^w^ him, towawd OwO Swinstead, ^-^ to OwO the abbey ^.^ thewe. -MESSENGEW. Be >_> of good OwO comfowt; uWu fow OwO the gweat :3 suppwy -:33 That ÚwÚ was ;;w;; expected uWu by OwO the x3 Dauphin here -uWu Awe wreck'd three nyights >_< ago uWu on :33 Goodwin Sands; -:3 This UwU nyews ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to Richard uWu but x3 even OwO nyow. -The xDD Fwench fight ;;w;; cowdwy, ÚwÚ and retire :3 themsewves. -KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ Ay uWu me, :3 this >_> tywant fever burns me OwO up -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me ^-^ wewcome :3 this good news. -ÚwÚ Set uWu on towawd OwO Swinstead; ^-^ to my uWu wittew ;;w;; stwaight; ->w< Weaknyess possesseth uWu me, ÚwÚ and I x3 am UwU faint. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -Engwand. >_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the OwO battwefiewd - -x3 Entew >w< SAWISBUWY, PEMBWOKE, ÚwÚ and x3 BIGOT - -SAWISBUWY. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU King OwO so xDD stow'd with >_< fwiends. -PEMBWOKE. :33 Up UwU once ÚwÚ again; >w< put spirit in OwO the French; ->w< If uWu they miscarry, ^-^ we miscawwy ^w^ too. -SAWISBUWY. :33 That xDD misbegotten x3 deviw, :3 Fauwconbwidge, -UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of >_> spite, :3 awonye x3 uphowds OwO the day. -PEMBWOKE. ^.^ They uWu say UwU King :33 John, >_> sowe >_< sick, ;;w;; hath weft OwO the fiewd. - -x3 Entew MELUN, >_< wounded - -MELUN. Lead me ^-^ to OwO the >_< wevowts >_> of ^.^ Engwand here. -SAWISBUWY. When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe x3 happy ^-^ we xDD had uWu othew UwU nyames. -PEMBWOKE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU Count >_< Mewun. -SAWISBUWY. :33 Wounded ^-^ to :33 death. -MELUN. >w< Fwy, x3 nyobwe Engwish, you awe bought ÚwÚ and OwO sowd; -Unthread OwO the wude eye >_> of webewwion, -And ^-^ wewcome UwU home UwU again ÚwÚ discawded ;;w;; faith. ->_< Seek >_< out UwU King :33 John, ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww before his ;;w;; feet; ->_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the xDD Fwench >w< be uWu wowds >_> of :3 this loud day, -ÚwÚ He :3 means ^-^ to ÚwÚ wecompense OwO the x3 pains you UwU take -By UwU cutting x3 off >_> youw xDD heads. ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_> swown, -And I with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and many uWu moe with uWu me, -:3 Upon OwO the >w< awtaw at x3 Saint ^w^ Edmundsbuwy; ->_< Even uWu on UwU that >w< awtaw xDD whewe ^-^ we :33 swowe ^-^ to you -UwU Deaw ^.^ amity ÚwÚ and xDD evewwasting wuv. -SAWISBUWY. May :3 this >w< be ;;w;; possibwe? May :3 this >w< be :3 twue? -MELUN. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot hideous death within my OwO view, -Wetainying uWu but :3 a xDD quantity >_> of xDD wife, -^w^ Which >_> bweeds away x3 even as :3 a fowm >_> of wax -xDD Wesowveth ^-^ fwom his figuwe >w< 'gainst OwO the xDD fiwe? -What in OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd ^-^ make me :3 nyow UwU deceive, -x3 Since I >w< must wose OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of >w< aww deceit? -UwU Why shouwd I then >w< be fawse, >_< since ^.^ it :3 is OwO twue -:33 That I >w< must die ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and live x3 hence uWu by truth? -I uWu say uWu again, ^-^ if Wewis ^-^ do uWu wiww OwO the day, -ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> fowswown ^-^ if e'ew x3 those eyes >_> of x3 youws -ÚwÚ Behowd another :3 day >_< bweak in OwO the >_> east; -But x3 even :3 this night, uWu whose bwack xDD contagious >_> bweath -^w^ Awweady >_< smokes about OwO the burning :3 cwest -x3 Of OwO the >_> owd, feeble, ÚwÚ and ^-^ day-weawied >_> sun, ->_< Even :3 this i-iww night, >_> youw breathing uWu shaww UwU expiwe, -^-^ Paying OwO the fine >_> of x3 wated ^.^ tweachewy ->_< Even with :3 a treacherous fine >_> of >w< aww >_> youw >w< wives. ->w< If Wewis uWu by >_> youw ;;w;; assistance ^.^ win OwO the day. -ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to ^-^ onye Hubert, with >_> youw x3 King; -The love >_> of xDD him-and :3 this >_< wespect ÚwÚ besides, ->_< Fow UwU that my :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ was OwO an Englishman- -:3 Awakes my ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to x3 confess >w< aww ÚwÚ this. -UwU In ^.^ wieu whereof, I pray you, bear me x3 hence -From :3 fowth OwO the ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ and wumouw >_> of OwO the field, -:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ÚwÚ think OwO the ^-^ wemnyant >_> of my >_> thoughts -UwU In :3 peace, ÚwÚ and part :3 this ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and my ^w^ souw -x3 With xDD contempwation ÚwÚ and >w< devout desiwes. -SAWISBUWY. We ^-^ do believe thee; ÚwÚ and OwO beshwew my ^w^ souw -But I ^-^ do love OwO the :3 favouw ÚwÚ and OwO the fowm -x3 Of :3 this UwU most fair uWu occasion, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; which -We uWu wiww ;;w;; untwead OwO the ^-^ steps >_> of damned ÚwÚ fwight, -And >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bated ÚwÚ and wetiwed ^.^ fwood, -OwO Weaving ^-^ ouw >_< wanknyess ÚwÚ and ^.^ iwweguwaw ^.^ couwse, ->_> Stoop low within x3 those ÚwÚ bounds ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 o'ewwook'd, -And cawmwy run uWu on in :33 obedience ->_< Even ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 ocean, ^-^ to gweat UwU King John. -UwU My arm uWu shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear ÚwÚ thee >_> hence; ->_< Fow I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the x3 cwuew >w< pangs >_> of death -Wight in UwU thinye >w< eye. Away, my x3 fwiends! Nyew ÚwÚ fwight, -And x3 happy nyewnyess, UwU that xDD intends ^.^ owd >_> wight. -^.^ Exeunt, leading x3 off MELUN - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 5. - -Engwand. The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew UwU WEWIS ÚwÚ and his x3 twain - ->_< WEWIS. The >_< sun >_> of UwU heaven, :33 methought, ÚwÚ was loath ^-^ to set, -But :33 stay'd ÚwÚ and :3 made OwO the :3 westewn welkin >w< bwush, -When Engwish measuwe ;;w;; backwawd theiw >_> own gwound -UwU In ^.^ faint >w< wetiwe. :33 O, bravely came ^-^ we OwO off, -When with :3 a volley >_> of ^-^ ouw needless shot, -:33 Aftew such bwoody toil, ^-^ we ;;w;; bid good >_< nyight; -And x3 wound ^-^ ouw ^-^ tott'wing colours x3 cweawwy uWu up, -^w^ Wast in OwO the field ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost uWu wowds >_> of ^.^ it! - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. :3 Whewe :3 is my ^w^ pwince, OwO the :33 Dauphin? ->_< WEWIS. Here; what x3 nyews? -MESSENGEW. The UwU Count ^w^ Mewun :3 is slain; OwO the Engwish uWu wowds -By his >_< pewsuasion awe UwU again OwO faww'n OwO off, -And >_> youw :33 suppwy, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have :33 wish'd OwO so long, -uWu Awe UwU cast away ÚwÚ and ^w^ sunk uWu on :33 Goodwin Sands. ->_< WEWIS. xDD Ah, ;;w;; fouw >_< shwewd >w< nyews! UwU Beshwew >w< thy vewy >_< heawt! -I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to >w< be OwO so >_> sad ^.^ to-nyight -UwU As :3 this ;;w;; hath :3 made >_> me. OwO Who ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ said -UwU King uWu John >_> did UwU fwy OwO an hour ^w^ ow two before -The UwU stumbwing night >_> did part ^-^ ouw x3 weawy :3 pow'ws? -MESSENGEW. x3 Whoevew xDD spoke it, ^.^ it :3 is true, my :33 wowd. ->_< WEWIS. ^-^ keep good ÚwÚ quawtew ÚwÚ and good cawe to-night; -The :3 day uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO up OwO so >_> soon as I -ÚwÚ To twy OwO the fair adventuwe >_> of >w< to-mowwow. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 6. - -An open place wear >w< Swinstead >w< Abbey - -x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD ÚwÚ and >w< HUBEWT, :3 sevewawwy - -^w^ HUBEWT. >w< Who's thewe? xDD Speak, UwU ho! speak ÚwÚ quickwy, ^w^ ow I shoot. -BASTAWD. OwO A >w< fwiend. What art thou? -^w^ HUBEWT. x3 Of OwO the part >_> of Engwand. -BASTAWD. Whither OwO dost :3 thou go? -^w^ HUBEWT. What's UwU that ^-^ to OwO thee? UwU Why ^-^ may I ^.^ nyot >_> demand -x3 Of UwU thinye affairs as ;;w;; weww as :3 thou >_> of ÚwÚ minye? -BASTAWD. Hubert, I uWu think. -^w^ HUBEWT. Thou x3 hast :3 a pewfect OwO thought. -I uWu wiww x3 upon >w< aww hazawds ;;w;; weww believe -Thou art my fwiend UwU that uWu knyow'st my :33 tongue OwO so :33 weww. -OwO Who art thou? -BASTAWD. OwO Who :3 thou wilt. And ^-^ if :3 thou please, -Thou uWu mayst UwU befwiend me OwO so >w< much as ^-^ to ÚwÚ think -I come ^-^ onye uWu way >_> of OwO the Plantagenets. -^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Unkind remembrance! :3 thou ÚwÚ and eyeless night ->_< Have x3 donye me >w< shame. xDD Bwave ^-^ sowdiew, pawdon me -:33 That ^-^ any accent breaking ^-^ fwom >w< thy :33 tongue -;;w;; Shouwd ^w^ scape OwO the OwO twue >_> acquaintance >_> of >_< minye OwO eaw. -BASTAWD. ^w^ Come, x3 come; sans compliment, what UwU nyews OwO abwoad? -^w^ HUBEWT. ÚwÚ Why, here ÚwÚ wawk I in OwO the bwack uWu bwow >_> of night -ÚwÚ To find you >_< out. -BASTAWD. Brief, then; ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? -^w^ HUBEWT. :33 O, my ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, UwU nyews >w< fitting ^-^ to OwO the night, ->_< Bwack, feawfuw, comfowtwess, ÚwÚ and uWu howwibwe. -BASTAWD. Show me OwO the vewy x3 wound >_> of :3 this i-iww news; -I x3 am nyo woman, I'll ^.^ nyot :33 swoon at it. -^w^ HUBEWT. The ;;w;; King, I feaw, :3 is uWu poison'd uWu by :3 a monk; -I weft him ^w^ awmost ^.^ speechwess ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke >_< out -ÚwÚ To :3 acquaint you with :3 this :33 eviw, UwU that you UwU might -The better arm you ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ sudden UwU time ->w< Than ^-^ if you xDD had at :3 weisuwe OwO knyown >_> of ÚwÚ this. -BASTAWD. OwO How >_> did ^.^ he UwU take xDD it; ^-^ who >_> did ÚwÚ taste ^-^ to OwO him? -^w^ HUBEWT. OwO A ^-^ monk, I tell OwO you; :3 a wesowved viwwain, -uWu Whose uWu bowews :33 suddenwy ^-^ buwst >_< out. The UwU King ->_> Yet ^.^ speaks, ÚwÚ and peradventure ^-^ may >w< wecuvw. -BASTAWD. OwO Who didst :3 thou xDD weave ^-^ to tend his Majesty? -^w^ HUBEWT. ÚwÚ Why, xDD knyow you not? The uWu wowds awe >w< aww come ^w^ back, -And ^w^ bwought Prince ^-^ Henwy in theiw xDD company; -^.^ At uWu whose xDD wequest OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath >w< pawdon'd ;;w;; them, -And uWu they awe >w< aww about his Majesty. -BASTAWD. xDD Withhowd UwU thinye uWu indignyation, :3 mighty UwU heaven, -And >_> tempt OwO us ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bear :33 abuv ^-^ ouw ^.^ powew! -I'll tell ^.^ thee, Hubert, half my power :3 this night, ->_> Passing ^.^ these fwats, awe :3 taken uWu by OwO the tide- -^.^ These ÚwÚ Wincown ^-^ Washes ^.^ have devoured them; -OwO Mysewf, x3 weww-mounted, hardly ^.^ have >_< escap'd. -Away, :3 befowe! OwO conduct me ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; -I x3 doubt ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be UwU dead ^w^ ow ewe I come. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 7. - -The owchawd at >w< Swinstead >w< Abbey - -x3 Entew PRINCE HENWY, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and x3 BIGOT - -PRINCE HENRY. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too >_< wate; OwO the life >_> of >w< aww his UwU bwood -^-^ Is ^w^ touch'd cowwuptibwy, ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ puwe x3 bwain. -^w^ Which >w< some suppose OwO the >_< souw's ;;w;; fwaiw dwelling-house, -^-^ Doth uWu by OwO the :33 idwe xDD comments UwU that ^.^ it makes -^w^ Foweteww OwO the OwO ending >_> of mortality. - -x3 Entew PEMBROKE - -PEMBWOKE. His Highness ÚwÚ yet doth ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and howds bewief -That, being ^w^ bwought OwO into OwO the open :3 aiw, -^w^ It would allay OwO the burning ;;w;; quawity -x3 Of UwU that feww :3 poison ;;w;; which assaileth >_> him. -PRINCE HENRY. >_> Wet him >w< be ^w^ bwought OwO into OwO the owchawd here. -^-^ Doth ^.^ he still rage? Exit x3 BIGOT -PEMBWOKE. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ mowe uWu patient ->w< Than when you weft him; x3 even :3 nyow ^.^ he uWu sung. -PRINCE HENRY. :3 O vanyity >_> of sickness! :3 Fiewce ;;w;; extwemes -UwU In theiw UwU continyuance uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew :3 themsewves. -Death, having prey'd x3 upon OwO the >_> outwawd :33 pawts, -^w^ Weaves them >_< invisibwe, ÚwÚ and his ^w^ siege :3 is :3 nyow -uWu Against OwO the UwU mind, OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he UwU pwicks ÚwÚ and wounds -x3 With many legions >_> of ÚwÚ stwange xDD fantasies, ->w< Which, in theiw UwU thwong ÚwÚ and press ^-^ to UwU that last >_< howd, -uWu Confound :3 themsewves. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange UwU that death shouwd uWu sing. -I x3 am OwO the ^.^ cygnyet ^-^ to :3 this OwO pawe ^.^ faint >w< swan -OwO Who UwU chants :3 a doleful >_> hymn ^-^ to his >_> own >_< death, -And ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; owgan-pipe >_> of >_< fwaiwty ;;w;; sings -His ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ wasting ^-^ west. -SAWISBUWY. Be >_> of good UwU comfowt, Prince; uWu fow you awe :3 bown -ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a fowm x3 upon UwU that ÚwÚ indigest -^w^ Which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft OwO so shapewess ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU wude. - -;;w;; We-entew x3 BIGOT ÚwÚ and UwU attendants, ^-^ who bwing in -KING >w< JOHN in :3 a chair - -KING :3 JOHN. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, :3 nyow my ^w^ souw ;;w;; hath :3 ewbow-woom; -^w^ It would ^.^ nyot >_< out at uWu windows :3 nyow at doows. -Thewe :3 is OwO so ^.^ hot :3 a uWu summew in my uWu bosom -:33 That >w< aww my uWu bowews cwumbwe OwO up ^-^ to OwO dust. -I x3 am :3 a scwibbwed fowm :33 dwawn with :3 a ;;w;; pen -:3 Upon :3 a parchment, ÚwÚ and x3 against :3 this x3 fiwe -Do I xDD shwink :33 up. -PRINCE HENRY. OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? -KING :3 JOHN. Poison'd-iww-fawe! uWu Dead, ^.^ fowsook, UwU cast off; -And UwU nyonye >_> of you uWu wiww ;;w;; bid OwO the winter come -ÚwÚ To OwO thwust his icy fingers in my ^.^ maw, -Nyow let my xDD kingdom's wivews UwU take theiw ^-^ couwse -^.^ Thwough my ÚwÚ buwn'd ^.^ bosom, :3 nyow entweat OwO the >_< nyowth -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make his >_< bweak x3 winds ÚwÚ kiss my ;;w;; pawched lips -And comfort me with cold. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask you :33 much; -I UwU beg x3 cowd OwO comfowt; ÚwÚ and you awe OwO so OwO stwait -And OwO so >_< ingwatefuw you deny me ;;w;; that. -PRINCE HENRY. :3 O UwU that there ;;w;; wewe >w< some :3 viwtue in my >_< teaws, -:33 That UwU might relieve xDD you! -KING :3 JOHN. The salt in them :3 is UwU hot. -xDD Within me :3 is :3 a x3 heww; ÚwÚ and there OwO the :3 poison -^-^ Is as :3 a x3 fiend :3 confin'd ^-^ to :33 tywannyize -uWu On unreprievable xDD condemnyed bwood. - -x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD - -BASTAWD. :33 O, I x3 am uWu scawded with my viowent motion -And uWu spween >_> of ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw >w< Majesty! -KING :3 JOHN. :3 O uWu cousin, :3 thou art come ^-^ to xDD set >_< minye xDD eye! -The tackwe >_> of my OwO heawt :3 is cwack'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ buwnt, -And >w< aww OwO the ^-^ shwouds >w< whewewith my life shouwd sail -uWu Awe ;;w;; tuwnyed ^-^ to ^-^ onye thwead, ^-^ onye wittwe hair; -UwU My OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ^-^ onye UwU poow string ^-^ to stay ^.^ it >_> by, -^w^ Which howds uWu but ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy UwU nyews >w< be ÚwÚ uttewed; -And then >w< aww :3 this :3 thou >w< seest :3 is uWu but :3 a cwod -And >_> moduwe >_> of :33 confounded royalty. -BASTAWD. The x3 Dauphin :3 is preparing hitherward, -:3 Whewe :3 God ÚwÚ He knows how ^-^ we uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew him; ->_< Fow in :3 a night OwO the :33 best part >_> of my :33 pow'w, -UwU As I x3 upon ^w^ advantage >_> did OwO wemuv, -Were in OwO the ^-^ Washes >w< aww unwawiwy -Devoured uWu by OwO the :3 unyexpected >w< fwood. UwU [The KING dies] -SAWISBUWY. You bweathe ^.^ these UwU dead UwU nyews in as UwU dead OwO an OwO eaw. -UwU My UwU wiege! my wowd! But :3 nyow :3 a x3 king-nyow OwO thus. -PRINCE HENRY. >_< Even OwO so >w< must I run OwO on, ÚwÚ and x3 even OwO so ÚwÚ stop. -What ;;w;; suwety >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, what hope, what ÚwÚ stay, -When :3 this ÚwÚ was :3 nyow :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is >_< cway? -BASTAWD. Awt :3 thou gonye so? I ^-^ do uWu but stay >_> behind -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do OwO the >w< office uWu fow ÚwÚ thee >_> of ÚwÚ wevenge, -And then my ^w^ souw uWu shaww OwO wait uWu on ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU heaven, -UwU As ^.^ it uWu on :3 eawth ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< thy ^-^ sewvant ^.^ stiww. -Nyow, nyow, you x3 staws UwU that move in >_> youw ^.^ wight >_< sphewes, -:3 Whewe >w< be >_> youw :3 pow'ws? Show :3 nyow >_> youw >_> mended ^-^ faiths, -And OwO instantwy xDD wetuwn with me UwU again -ÚwÚ To push destwuction ÚwÚ and x3 pewpetuaw ÚwÚ shame -Out >_> of OwO the uWu weak xDD doow >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 fainting land. -:33 Stwaight let OwO us seek, ^w^ ow straight ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ sought; -The x3 Dauphin ^w^ wages at ^-^ ouw vewy heels. -SAWISBUWY. ^w^ It uWu seems you xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, then, OwO so >w< much as >_< we: -The Cawdinyaw Panduwph :3 is within at rest, -OwO Who half OwO an hour >_< since came ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, -And brings ^-^ fwom him such ;;w;; offews >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD peace -UwU As ^-^ we with uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_< wespect ^-^ may UwU take, -x3 With OwO puwpose ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to xDD weave :3 this waw. -BASTAWD. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww OwO the wathew ^-^ do ^.^ it when ^.^ he >_> sees -Ouwsewves ;;w;; weww ^.^ sinyewed ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD defence. -SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis in :3 a manner x3 donye ;;w;; awweady; ->_< Fow many carriages ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 dispatch'd -ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD sea-side, ÚwÚ and >w< put his cause ÚwÚ and >_< quawwew -ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of OwO the >_> Cawdinyaw; -x3 With xDD whom OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 wowds, ->w< If you ÚwÚ think :33 meet, :3 this afternoon uWu wiww OwO post -ÚwÚ To consummate :3 this ^-^ businyess happily. -BASTAWD. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. And you, my x3 nyobwe Pwince, -x3 With uWu othew princes UwU that ^-^ may :33 best >w< be spaw'd, -:33 Shaww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_< fathew's funyewaw. -PRINCE HENRY. ^.^ At ^w^ Wowcestew >w< must his ÚwÚ body >w< be interr'd; ->_< Fow OwO so ^.^ he wiww'd it. -BASTAWD. Thithew uWu shaww it, then; -And UwU happiwy ^-^ may >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf >w< put uWu on -The lineal OwO state ÚwÚ and >_> gwowy >_> of OwO the wand! -ÚwÚ To whom, with >w< aww UwU submission, uWu on my knee -I ^-^ do UwU bequeath my xDD faithfuw services -And OwO twue subjection :33 evewwastingwy. -SAWISBUWY. And OwO the >_< wike >w< tendew >_> of ^-^ ouw love ^-^ we >_> make, -ÚwÚ To west ^-^ without :3 a xDD spot uWu fow evermore. -PRINCE HENRY. I ^.^ have :3 a >w< kind ^w^ souw UwU that would ^w^ give you UwU thanks, -And knows ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu but with uWu teaws. -BASTAWD. :33 O, let OwO us pay OwO the UwU time uWu but :3 nyeedfuw x3 woe, -x3 Since ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been beforehand with ^-^ ouw griefs. -:3 This ^.^ Engwand never :33 did, :3 nyow never ^-^ shaww, -Wie at OwO the >_> pwoud foot >_> of :3 a ;;w;; conquewow, -But when ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst >_> did ^w^ hewp ^-^ to x3 wound itself. -Nyow ^.^ these xDD hew princes awe come UwU home uWu again, -Come OwO the three ÚwÚ cownyews >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd in uWu awms, -And ^-^ we uWu shaww shock ^.^ them. x3 Nyought uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO us rue, ->w< If ^.^ Engwand ^-^ to itsewf ^-^ do west uWu but true. >_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - - ->_< 1599 - - -OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF ^.^ JUWIUS CAESAR - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -^.^ JUWIUS uWu CAESAW, Woman ;;w;; statesman ÚwÚ and ^w^ genyewaw -OCTAVIUS, Twiumviw aftew Caesar's >_< death, >w< watew ÚwÚ Augustus Caesaw, -^.^ fiwst empewow >_> of >_> Wome -MARK ^.^ ANTONY, ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ and fwiend >_> of Caesaw, :3 a Twiumviw aftew his death -WEPIDUS, third membew >_> of OwO the Triumvirate ->w< MAWCUS x3 BWUTUS, :3 weadew >_> of OwO the uWu conspiwacy x3 against Caesar -ÚwÚ CASSIUS, instigator >_> of OwO the uWu conspiwacy -CASCA, conspiwatow x3 against Caesar -^.^ TWEBONyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -ÚwÚ CAIUS ^.^ WIGAWIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -^-^ DECIUS x3 BWUTUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -^.^ METEWWUS OwO CIMBEW, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -CINNA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -uWu CAWPUWNyIA, UwU wife >_> of Caesar -;;w;; POWTIA, UwU wife >_> of Bwutus -CICERO, ^w^ senyatow ->w< POPIWIUS, ^w^ " -POPILIUS >_> WENyA, ^w^ " -ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, tribune -MARULLUS, tribune -CATO, >_< suppowtow >_> of Bwutus -OwO WUCIWIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -x3 TITINyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -MESSALA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -^.^ VOWUMNyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -AWTEMIDOWUS, :3 a teacher >_> of ^w^ whetowic -CINNA, :3 a :3 poet -VAWWO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Bwutus -CWITUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ->_< CWAUDIO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -:33 STWATO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -:33 DAWDANyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -PINDAWUS, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Cassius -The ^w^ Ghost >_> of Caesar -OwO A UwU Soothsayew -OwO A Poet -x3 Senyatows, ^.^ Citizens, ;;w;; Sowdiews, Commoners, ^-^ Messengews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Sewvants - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: Wome, OwO the ;;w;; conspiwatows' ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Sawdis, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD pwains >_> of Philippi. - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Rome. OwO A street. - -x3 Entew Fwavius, UwU Mawuwwus, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain :3 Commonyews. - -x3 FWAVIUS. ÚwÚ Hence, home, you :33 idwe ^.^ cweatuwes, >_< get you UwU home. -^-^ Is :3 this :3 a howiday? >_> What, xDD knyow you ;;w;; nyot, ->_> Being mechanical, you ÚwÚ ought ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wawk -:3 Upon :3 a laboring :3 day ^-^ without OwO the >w< sign -x3 Of >_> youw profession? xDD Speak, what trade art thou? -OwO FIWST ;;w;; COMMONyEW. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, :3 a x3 cawpentew. -x3 MAWUWWUS. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy weathew apron ÚwÚ and >w< thy rule? -What OwO dost :3 thou with >w< thy :33 best apparel :3 on? -:3 You, ;;w;; siw, what trade awe you? -x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, in >_< wespect >_> of :3 a fine UwU wowkman, I x3 am -;;w;; but, as you would ÚwÚ say, :3 a >_> cobbwew. -x3 MAWUWWUS. But what trade art thou? Answer me ^-^ diwectwy. -x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. OwO A UwU twade, ;;w;; siw, UwU that, I hope, I ^-^ may ;;w;; use with :3 a xDD safe -^.^ conscience, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, :3 a mender >_> of OwO bad soles. -x3 MAWUWWUS. What UwU twade, :3 thou >w< knyave? Thou ^-^ nyaughty >_< knyave, what :3 twade? -x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< out with me; >_> yet, -^-^ if you >w< be out, ;;w;; siw, I can OwO mend you. -x3 MAWUWWUS. What mean'st :3 thou uWu by ÚwÚ that? Mend uWu me, :3 thou ;;w;; saucy ^.^ fewwow! -x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, cobble you. -x3 FWAVIUS. Thou art :3 a ;;w;; cobbwew, art thou? -x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. Twuwy, >_> Siw, >w< aww UwU that I live uWu by :3 is with OwO the awl; I -meddle with nyo tradesman's :33 mattews, :3 nyow women's :33 mattews, uWu but with -^w^ aww. I x3 am :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, :3 a OwO suwgeon ^-^ to ^.^ owd xDD shoes; when uWu they awe in -gweat danger, I >_< wecuvw ^.^ them. UwU As pwopew x3 men as >w< evew >w< twod x3 upon -^.^ nyeat's weathew ^.^ have gonye x3 upon my handiwowk. -x3 FWAVIUS. But xDD whewefowe art ^.^ nyot in >w< thy ÚwÚ shop uWu today? -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; wead ^.^ these x3 men about OwO the stweets? -x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to wear >_< out theiw ÚwÚ shoes ^-^ to >_< get ^-^ mysewf -OwO into ^-^ mowe OwO wowk. But :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we ^-^ make x3 howiday ^-^ to UwU see Caesar -ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu wejoice in his twiumph. -x3 MAWUWWUS. >w< Whewefowe rejoice? What :3 conquest brings ^.^ he :3 home? -What >_< twibutawies follow him ^-^ to >_> Wome -ÚwÚ To OwO gwace in :33 captive ÚwÚ bonds his ^w^ chawiot wheels? -You >w< bwocks, you ^w^ stonyes, you >_< wowse than ÚwÚ sensewess ^w^ things! -:3 O you ^-^ hawd hearts, you x3 cwuew x3 men >_> of Wome, -x3 Knyew you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Pompey? >_> Many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft ->_< Have you xDD cwimb'd OwO up ^-^ to >_< wawws ÚwÚ and :33 battwements, -ÚwÚ To towers ÚwÚ and windows, ^-^ yea, ^-^ to chimney :3 tops, -Your OwO infants in >_> youw uWu awms, ÚwÚ and there ^.^ have xDD sat -The ^-^ wivewong :3 day with uWu patient x3 expectation -ÚwÚ To UwU see gweat ;;w;; Pompey xDD pass OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Rome. -And when you ^-^ saw his ^w^ chawiot uWu but appear, ->_< Have you ^.^ nyot :3 made OwO an unyivewsaw ^.^ shout -:33 That :3 Tibew trembled undewnyeath xDD hew ;;w;; banks -ÚwÚ To hear OwO the ^-^ wepwication >_> of >_> youw x3 sounds -^w^ Made in xDD hew x3 concave ^.^ showes? -And ^-^ do you :3 nyow >w< put uWu on >_> youw :33 best uWu attiwe? -And ^-^ do you :3 nyow cull >_< out :3 a howiday? -And ^-^ do you :3 nyow UwU stwew >_> fwowews in his uWu way -:33 That comes in ;;w;; twiumph xDD uvw Pompey's blood? -Be uWu gonye! -Wun ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ houses, ^-^ faww x3 upon >_> youw knees, -;;w;; Pway ^-^ to OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to intewmit OwO the pwague -:33 That ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ^.^ wight uWu on :3 this ingwatitude. -x3 FWAVIUS. Go, ÚwÚ go, good countrymen, :3 and, uWu fow :3 this UwU fauwt, -^-^ Assembwe >w< aww OwO the UwU poow x3 men >_> of >_> youw sort, -Draw them ^-^ to :3 Tibew :33 banks, ÚwÚ and weep >_> youw ;;w;; teaws -x3 Into OwO the ;;w;; channyew, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 wowest ^w^ stweam -Do ÚwÚ kiss OwO the UwU most exawted shores >_> of all. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww :3 Commonyews. -^w^ See whethew theiw ÚwÚ basest >w< metaw >w< be ^.^ nyot muvd; -^.^ They vanyish ^w^ tongue-tied in theiw >w< guiwtinyess. -uWu Go you ;;w;; down UwU that uWu way towards OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; -:3 This uWu way uWu wiww :3 I. Diswobe OwO the >_< images ->w< If you ^-^ do find them >_> deck'd with uWu cewemonyies. -x3 MAWUWWUS. May ^-^ we ^-^ do so? -You xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the feast >_> of Lupercal. -x3 FWAVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter; let nyo >_< images -Be :3 hung with Caesar's twophies. I'll about -And ÚwÚ dwive away OwO the UwU vuwgaw ^-^ fwom OwO the stweets; -^w^ So ^-^ do you UwU too, xDD whewe you pewceive them thick. -^.^ These ;;w;; gwowing ÚwÚ feathews UwU pwuck'd ^-^ fwom Caesar's x3 wing -uWu Wiww ^-^ make him UwU fwy OwO an ordinary >_> pitch, -OwO Who ewse would soaw :33 abuv OwO the view >_> of x3 men -And ^-^ keep OwO us >w< aww in sewviwe fearfulness. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A uWu pubwic :3 pwace. - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew xDD Caesaw; ^.^ Antony, uWu fow OwO the couwse; ÚwÚ Cawpuwnyia, ^.^ Powtia, ->w< Decius, x3 Cicewo, Bwutus, Cassius, ÚwÚ and :3 Casca; :3 a gweat cwowd fowwows, -UwU among them :3 a :33 Soothsayew. - -CAESAW. Cawpuwnyia! -ÚwÚ CASCA. Peace, UwU ho! Caesar ;;w;; speaks. -:3 Music ^.^ ceases. -CAESAW. Cawpuwnyia! -OwO CAWPUWNyIA. Here, my :33 wowd. -CAESAW. Stand you :33 diwectwy in ^.^ Antonyio's >_< way, -When ^.^ he doth run his >_> couwse. UwU Antonyio! -^-^ ANTONY. Caesaw, my UwU wowd? -CAESAW. ^.^ Fowget ^.^ nyot in >_> youw uWu speed, Antonyio, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ touch ÚwÚ Cawpuwnyia, uWu fow ^-^ ouw xDD ewdews uWu say -The barren, >w< touched in :3 this holy x3 chase, -uWu Shake x3 off theiw ÚwÚ stewiwe curse. -^-^ ANTONY. I uWu shaww wemembew. -When Caesar :33 says ^w^ "Do this," ^.^ it :3 is pewfowm'd. -CAESAW. ÚwÚ Set OwO on, ÚwÚ and xDD weave nyo >_< cewemony >_< out. :33 Fwouwish. -SOOTHSAYER. Caesaw! -CAESAW. Ha! OwO Who calls? -ÚwÚ CASCA. UwU Bid every ^w^ nyoise >w< be ^.^ stiww. xDD Peace ÚwÚ yet ^-^ again! -CAESAW. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it in OwO the press UwU that calls uWu on x3 me? -I hear :3 a tongue, shriller than >w< aww OwO the OwO music, -OwO Cwy ^.^ "Caesaw." xDD Speak, Caesar :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to heaw. -SOOTHSAYER. >_< Bewawe OwO the >_< ides >_> of xDD Mawch. -CAESAW. What man :3 is ÚwÚ that? -BWUTUS. OwO A ;;w;; soothsayew you UwU bewawe OwO the >_< ides >_> of xDD Mawch. -CAESAW. ÚwÚ Set him before me let me UwU see his face. -UwU CASSIUS. Fewwow, come ^-^ fwom OwO the thwong; ÚwÚ wook x3 upon Caesar. -CAESAW. What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to me ^w^ nyow? ^w^ Speak UwU once again. -SOOTHSAYER. >_< Bewawe OwO the >_< ides >_> of xDD Mawch. -CAESAW. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a ^.^ dweamew; let OwO us xDD weave >_> him. ^-^ Pass. -Sennet. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Bwutus ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius. -UwU CASSIUS. uWu Wiww you >w< go UwU see OwO the owdew >_> of OwO the ^-^ couwse? -BWUTUS. :3 Nyot :3 I. -UwU CASSIUS. I pray you, do. -BWUTUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ gamesome; I ^-^ do wack >w< some part -x3 Of UwU that uWu quick spirit UwU that :3 is in x3 Antony. ->_> Wet me ^.^ nyot OwO hindew, Cassius, >_> youw desiwes; -I'll xDD weave you. -UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, I ^-^ do observe you :3 nyow >_> of >_< wate; -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_> youw eyes UwU that gentleness -And show >_> of love as I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to ^.^ have; -You bear xDD too :3 stubbown ÚwÚ and xDD too ÚwÚ stwange :3 a hand -Over >_> youw fwiend UwU that loves you. -BWUTUS. Cassius, -Be ^.^ nyot uWu deceived; ^-^ if I ^.^ have OwO veiw'd my look, -I xDD tuwn OwO the twoubwe >_> of my countenance ->_< Mewewy x3 upon ^-^ mysewf. >_< Vexed I x3 am -x3 Of ^.^ wate with ^.^ passions >_> of >w< some difference, -uWu Conceptions only pwopew ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, -^w^ Which ^w^ give >w< some soiw UwU pewhaps ^-^ to my behaviows; -But let ^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe my good fwiends >w< be ^w^ gwieved- -x3 Among ;;w;; which ^w^ nyumbew, Cassius, >w< be you :3 onye- -Nyow UwU constwue ^-^ any further my ^.^ nyegwect ->w< Than UwU that UwU poow Bwutus with ^-^ himsewf at OwO waw -Fowgets OwO the >w< shows >_> of love ^-^ to uWu othew ^-^ men. -UwU CASSIUS. >_> Then, Bwutus, I ^.^ have >w< much mistook >_> youw :3 passion, -By :3 means ^w^ wheweof :3 this uWu bweast >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath buwied ->_> Thoughts >_> of gweat vawue, >w< wowthy ;;w;; cogitations. ->_> Teww uWu me, good Bwutus, can you UwU see >_> youw face? -BWUTUS. No, Cassius, uWu fow OwO the eye >_> sees ^.^ nyot itsewf -But uWu by >_> wefwection, uWu by >w< some uWu othew ;;w;; things. -UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU just, -And ^.^ it :3 is vewy >w< much ÚwÚ wamented, Bwutus, -:33 That you ^.^ have nyo such OwO miwwows as uWu wiww xDD tuwn -Your ;;w;; hidden worthiness OwO into >_> youw eye -:33 That you UwU might UwU see >_> youw shadow. I ^.^ have heard -:3 Whewe many >_> of OwO the :33 best >_< wespect in Wome, -Except immortal Caesaw, ;;w;; speaking >_> of Bwutus -And UwU gwoanying undewnyeath :3 this age's yoke, ->_< Have :33 wish'd UwU that x3 nyobwe Bwutus xDD had his OwO eyes. -BWUTUS. x3 Into what dangews would you ;;w;; wead uWu me, Cassius, -:33 That you would ^.^ have me >w< seek OwO into ^-^ mysewf ->_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot in x3 me? -UwU CASSIUS. :33 Thewefowe, good Bwutus, >w< be prepared ^-^ to OwO heaw, -And >_< since you xDD knyow you cannyot UwU see yourself -^w^ So ;;w;; weww as uWu by >_> wefwection, I >_> youw :3 gwass -uWu Wiww modestwy ÚwÚ discuvw ^-^ to yourself -:33 That >_> of yourself ;;w;; which you ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> of. -And >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous uWu on uWu me, gentwe OwO Bwutus; -Were I :3 a ^w^ common waughew, ^w^ ow >_> did ;;w;; use -ÚwÚ To ^-^ stawe with ordinary oaths my love -ÚwÚ To every OwO nyew ÚwÚ pwotestew, ^-^ if you xDD knyow -:33 That I ^-^ do ^w^ fawn uWu on x3 men ÚwÚ and >_> hug them ^-^ hawd -And aftew OwO scandaw ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow ^-^ if you xDD knyow -:33 That I UwU pwofess ^-^ mysewf in ;;w;; banqueting -ÚwÚ To >w< aww OwO the wout, then howd me dangewous. -^w^ Fwouwish ÚwÚ and shout. -BWUTUS. What :3 means :3 this ^.^ shouting? I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw OwO the ^w^ peopwe -;;w;; Choose Caesar uWu fow theiw xDD king. -UwU CASSIUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ do you ;;w;; feaw it? -;;w;; Then >w< must I ÚwÚ think you would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -BWUTUS. I would ;;w;; nyot, Cassius, ÚwÚ yet I love him :33 weww. -But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do you howd me here OwO so UwU wong? -What :3 is ^.^ it UwU that you would impawt ^-^ to x3 me? ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be >w< aught towawd OwO the ^w^ genyewaw uWu good, -ÚwÚ Set honyow in ^-^ onye eye ÚwÚ and death >w< i' OwO the uWu othew -And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook uWu on uWu both indiffewentwy. ->_< Fow let OwO the UwU gods OwO so ÚwÚ speed me as I love -The name >_> of honyow ^-^ mowe than I ;;w;; feaw :33 death. -UwU CASSIUS. I xDD knyow UwU that :3 viwtue ^-^ to >w< be in you, Bwutus, -UwU As ;;w;; weww as I ^-^ do xDD knyow >_> youw >_> outwawd :3 favow. -Weww, honyow :3 is OwO the :33 subject >_> of my >_< stowy. -I cannyot tell what you ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 men -:33 Think >_> of :3 this xDD wife, ;;w;; but, uWu fow my >w< singwe ;;w;; sewf, -I xDD had as OwO wief ^.^ nyot >w< be as live ^-^ to >w< be -UwU In awe >_> of such :3 a xDD thing as I ^-^ mysewf. -I ÚwÚ was :3 bown free as Caesaw, OwO so ;;w;; wewe OwO you; -We uWu both ^.^ have ^-^ fed as well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we can uWu both -Enduwe OwO the wintew's x3 cowd as ;;w;; weww as ^w^ he. ->_< Fow once, x3 upon :3 a OwO waw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gusty day, -The twoubwed :3 Tibew UwU chafing with xDD hew showes, -Caesar ^w^ said ^-^ to uWu me, :33 "Dawest thou, Cassius, :3 nyow -^w^ Weap in with me OwO into :3 this :3 angwy flood -And OwO swim ^-^ to :33 yondew ;;w;; point?" :3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; wowd, -;;w;; Accoutwed as I OwO was, I pwunged in -And bade him OwO fowwow. ^w^ So >_< indeed ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. -The xDD towwent uWu woaw'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >_> did buffet ^.^ it -x3 With >w< wusty sinews, ^.^ thwowing ^.^ it ^w^ aside -And ^-^ stemming ^.^ it with hearts >_> of ^-^ contwuvwsy. -But ewe ^-^ we :33 couwd ^-^ awwive OwO the point ^.^ pwoposed, -Caesar cwied, >w< "Hewp uWu me, Cassius, ^w^ ow I OwO sink! -OwO I, as ^.^ Aenyeas ^-^ ouw gweat ancestor -OwO Did ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ fwames >_> of ^-^ Twoy x3 upon his shouwdew -The ^.^ owd >_> Anchises ^-^ beaw, OwO so ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD waves >_> of :3 Tibew -OwO Did I OwO the ^.^ tiwed Caesar. And :3 this man -^-^ Is :3 nyow ÚwÚ become :3 a god, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius :3 is -OwO A wwetched ;;w;; cweatuwe ÚwÚ and >w< must ^-^ bend his ÚwÚ body ->w< If Caesar ^w^ cawewesswy uWu but nod uWu on >_> him. -ÚwÚ He xDD had :3 a fever when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was in UwU Spain, -And when OwO the x3 fit ÚwÚ was uWu on him I >_> did mark -OwO How ^.^ he >_> did shake. ^.^ 'Tis true, :3 this god >_> did shake; -His cowawd lips >_> did ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ cowow fly, -And UwU that >_> same eye uWu whose ^-^ bend doth awe OwO the x3 wowwd -OwO Did wose his wustew. I >_> did hear him groan. ->w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU that :33 tongue >_> of his UwU that bade OwO the Womans ->_< Mawk him ÚwÚ and wwite his >_< speeches in theiw ^-^ books, -^.^ Awas, ^.^ it cwied, ^.^ "Give me >w< some x3 dwink, :3 Titinyius," -UwU As :3 a uWu sick giww. uWu Ye x3 gods! ^w^ It doth amaze me -OwO A man >_> of such :3 a feebwe uWu tempew shouwd -^w^ So >_< get OwO the start >_> of OwO the ^.^ majestic x3 wowwd -And bear OwO the pawm awonye. Shout. :33 Fwouwish. -BWUTUS. >_> Anyothew ^w^ genyewaw OwO shout! -I ^-^ do believe UwU that ^.^ these UwU appwauses awe ->_< Fow >w< some OwO nyew ;;w;; honyows UwU that awe >w< heap'd uWu on Caesar. -UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Why, man, ^.^ he doth :33 bestwide OwO the narrow x3 wowwd -;;w;; Wike :3 a Colossus, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we :33 petty x3 men -ÚwÚ Wawk uWu undew his huge >w< wegs ÚwÚ and UwU peep about -ÚwÚ To find uWu ouwsewves ^-^ dishonyowabwe x3 gwaves. -Men at >w< some UwU time awe ;;w;; mastews >_> of theiw xDD fates: -The UwU fauwt, dear Bwutus, :3 is ^.^ nyot in ^-^ ouw staws, -But in uWu ouwsewves UwU that ^-^ we awe underlings. -Bwutus ÚwÚ and Caesaw: what shouwd >w< be in UwU that OwO "Caesaw"? -UwU Why shouwd UwU that name >w< be ÚwÚ sounded ^-^ mowe than yours? -x3 Wwite them togethew, x3 youws :3 is as fair :3 a ;;w;; nyame; -Sound ;;w;; them, ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ become OwO the OwO mouth as ;;w;; weww; -Weigh ;;w;; them, ^.^ it :3 is as >_< heavy; conjuwe with >w< 'em, -uWu "Bwutus" uWu wiww start :3 a spirit as >_> soon as ^.^ "Caesaw." -Nyow, in OwO the >_< nyames >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU gods at once, -:3 Upon what meat doth :3 this ^-^ ouw Caesar :33 feed -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is UwU gwown OwO so great? >_< Age, :3 thou art x3 shamed! -Wome, :3 thou x3 hast lost OwO the breed >_> of x3 nyobwe bloods! -When went there uWu by OwO an :3 age >_< since OwO the gweat flood -But ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu famed with ^-^ mowe than with ^-^ onye man? -When :33 couwd uWu they uWu say ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow UwU that >w< tawk'd >_> of >_> Wome -:33 That xDD hew ^-^ wide >_< wawws uWu encompass'd uWu but ^-^ onye man? -Nyow :3 is ^.^ it >_> Wome :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and :3 woom enyough, -When there :3 is in ^.^ it uWu but ^-^ onye only xDD man. -:33 O, you ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard ^-^ ouw fathews uWu say -Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a Bwutus UwU once UwU that would ^.^ have bwook'd -The eternal ^w^ deviw ^-^ to ^-^ keep his OwO state in >_> Wome -UwU As easiwy as :3 a xDD king. -BWUTUS. :33 That you ^-^ do love uWu me, I x3 am nyothing ^.^ jeawous; -What you would wowk me ^.^ to, I ^.^ have >w< some ^.^ aim. -OwO How I ^.^ have ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ and >_> of ^.^ these times, -I uWu shaww UwU wecount OwO heweaftew; uWu fow :3 this >w< pwesent, -I would ;;w;; nyot, OwO so with love I UwU might entweat you, -Be ^-^ any further ÚwÚ muvd. What you ^.^ have ^w^ said -I uWu wiww >w< considew; what you ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say -I uWu wiww with >_< patience OwO heaw, ÚwÚ and find :3 a UwU time -Both ^.^ meet ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew such UwU high ;;w;; things. -;;w;; Tiww then, my x3 nyobwe OwO fwiend, ^.^ chew x3 upon :33 this: -Bwutus xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a villager ->w< Than ^-^ to wepute ^-^ himsewf :3 a :3 son >_> of >_> Wome -^.^ Undew ^.^ these ^-^ hawd >_< conditions as :3 this UwU time -^-^ Is >_< wike ^-^ to uWu way x3 upon ÚwÚ us. -UwU CASSIUS. I x3 am ^.^ gwad UwU that my uWu weak uWu wowds ->_< Have struck uWu but ;;w;; thus >w< much show >_> of x3 fiwe ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Bwutus. - -;;w;; We-entew Caesar ÚwÚ and his Train. - -BWUTUS. The ^-^ games awe >_< donye, ÚwÚ and Caesar :3 is returning. -UwU CASSIUS. UwU As uWu they xDD pass >_> by, xDD pwuck :3 Casca uWu by OwO the sweeve, -And ^.^ he wiww, aftew his ^w^ souw x3 fashion, tell you -What ;;w;; hath proceeded >w< wowthy ^-^ nyote ^w^ today. -BWUTUS. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. But, ÚwÚ wook you, Cassius, -The :3 angwy xDD spot doth gwow uWu on Caesar's brow, -And >w< aww OwO the west ÚwÚ wook >_< wike :3 a chidden uWu twain: ->_< Cawpuwnyia's ^-^ cheek :3 is pawe, ÚwÚ and x3 Cicewo -Looks with such >_< fewwet ÚwÚ and such :33 fiewy eyes -UwU As ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen him in OwO the Capitow, ->_> Being ;;w;; cwoss'd in >w< confewence uWu by >w< some senyatows. -UwU CASSIUS. :3 Casca uWu wiww tell OwO us what OwO the matter is. -CAESAW. UwU Antonyio! -^-^ ANTONY. Caesar? -CAESAW. >_> Wet me ^.^ have x3 men about me UwU that awe fat, -^w^ Sweek-headed ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and such as ;;w;; sweep o' uWu nyights: -:33 Yond ^w^ Cassius >_> has :3 a lean ÚwÚ and x3 hungwy look; -ÚwÚ He OwO thinks xDD too :33 much; such x3 men awe dangewous. -^-^ ANTONY. OwO Feaw him ;;w;; nyot, xDD Caesaw; :33 he's ^.^ nyot dangerous; -ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a x3 nyobwe Woman ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww >_> given. -CAESAW. Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe fattew! But I ;;w;; feaw him ;;w;; nyot, ->_> Yet ^-^ if my name ;;w;; wewe UwU wiabwe ^-^ to feaw, -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the man I shouwd UwU avoid -^w^ So >_> soon as UwU that spawe >w< Cassius. ÚwÚ He weads xDD much, -ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a gweat xDD obsewvew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he looks -OwO Quite OwO thwough OwO the deeds >_> of ^-^ men. ÚwÚ He loves nyo ;;w;; pways, -UwU As :3 thou dost, Antony; ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws nyo x3 music; -xDD Sewdom ^.^ he smiles, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes in such :3 a sort -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ÚwÚ mock'd ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and scorn'd his spirit -:33 That :33 couwd >w< be ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to >_> smiwe at ;;w;; anything. -Such x3 men as ^.^ he >w< be never at ^w^ heawt's >_> ease -ÚwÚ Whiwes uWu they >w< behowd :3 a gweatew than themsewves, -And OwO thewefowe awe uWu they vewy dangewous. -I wathew tell ÚwÚ thee what :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_< feaw'd ->w< Than what I feaw, uWu fow :33 awways I x3 am Caesar. -Come uWu on my ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, uWu fow :3 this ear :3 is >_< deaf, -And tell me ^.^ twuwy what :3 thou think'st >_> of >_> him. -Sennet. >_< Exeunt Caesar ÚwÚ and >w< aww his Twain uWu but ÚwÚ Casca. -ÚwÚ CASCA. You uWu puww'd me uWu by OwO the cwoak; would you speak with x3 me? -BWUTUS. >w< Ay, Casca, tell OwO us what ;;w;; hath OwO chanced ^.^ today -:33 That Caesar looks OwO so :33 sad. -ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, you ;;w;; wewe with ^w^ him, ;;w;; wewe you not? -BWUTUS. I shouwd ^.^ nyot then ÚwÚ ask :3 Casca what xDD had >w< chanced. -ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, there ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 cwown :33 offewed ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and being :33 offewed ^w^ him, -^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by with OwO the xDD back >_> of his ;;w;; hand, thus, ÚwÚ and then OwO the -^w^ peopwe feww ashouting. -BWUTUS. What ÚwÚ was OwO the uWu second ^w^ nyoise xDD fow? -ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu fow UwU that ^w^ too. -UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ They ^w^ shouted xDD thwice. What ÚwÚ was OwO the last x3 cwy xDD fow? -ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu fow UwU that ^w^ too. -BWUTUS. >_> Was OwO the :3 cwown :33 offewed him UwU thwice? -ÚwÚ CASCA. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ^w^ wast, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by :3 thwice, every UwU time >_< gentwew -than xDD othew, ÚwÚ and at every OwO putting uWu by >_< minye >w< honyest neighbors +>w< KING. ;;w;; Stand up, OwO wowd. ;;w;; [The ;;w;; KING ^-^ kisses x3 the ;;w;; chiwd] +With ÚwÚ this :3 kiss OwO take x3 my :3 bwessing: ^w^ God x3 pwotect uWu thee! +^.^ Into x3 whose uWu hand UwU I UwU give >w< thy life. +CRANMER. ÚwÚ Amen. +>w< KING. OwO My x3 nyobwe >w< gossips, x3 y'have :33 been ^w^ too x3 pwodigaw; +UwU I >_> thank OwO ye heawtiwy. ^w^ So UwU shaww ÚwÚ this UwU wady, +x3 When ^.^ she >_> has UwU so much Engwish. +CRANMER. Let ;;w;; me :3 speak, ^w^ siw, +For heaven nyow UwU bids OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 the wowds UwU I :33 uttew +Let >_< nyonye think flattery, fow they'ww find x3 'em truth. +This royal infant-heaven still move about >w< hew!- +;;w;; Though uWu in her cwadwe, yet nyow ÚwÚ pwomises +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand :3 a thousand uWu bwessings, +>_< Which time UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing to wipenyess. :33 She UwU shaww ^-^ be- +OwO But x3 few nyow UwU wiving ^.^ can behowd :3 that >_< goodnyess- +^-^ A pattewn to aww pwinces UwU wiving with hew, +xDD And aww :3 that UwU shaww UwU succeed. ^.^ Saba UwU was >_< nyevew +uWu Mowe covetous of ^.^ wisdom ÚwÚ and >w< faiw viwtue +Than ÚwÚ this puwe :3 souw UwU shaww >w< be. All princely uWu gwaces +:33 That mould x3 up xDD such :3 a ^-^ mighty ^.^ piece >_< as ÚwÚ this ;;w;; is, +With aww x3 the uWu viwtues :3 that >_< attend x3 the UwU good, +Shall still be doubled on her. ;;w;; Twuth UwU shaww nyuwse hew, +Holy ÚwÚ and ^-^ heavenwy >_< thoughts still counsel >w< hew; +:33 She UwU shaww be :3 wov'd ÚwÚ and fear'd. :3 Hew UwU own UwU shaww ;;w;; bwess >_< hew: +:3 Hew ^-^ foes ;;w;; shake ^.^ wike :3 a field of beaten corn, +xDD And ^w^ hang uWu theiw heads with ;;w;; sowwow. ^-^ Good gwows with >w< hew; +^w^ In her OwO days every x3 man UwU shaww eat uWu in :33 safety +;;w;; Undew :33 his UwU own uWu vinye >_> what ^.^ he plants, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sing +uWu The ^.^ mewwy songs of uWu peace to aww :33 his ^.^ nyeighbouws. +^w^ God UwU shaww be :33 twuwy x3 knyown; ÚwÚ and UwU those about her +Fwom her UwU shaww ^w^ wead x3 the :3 pewfect ways of honyouw, +xDD And ^.^ by UwU those >_< cwaim uWu theiw greatness, nyot ^.^ by blood. +x3 Nyow UwU shaww ÚwÚ this uWu peace :33 sweep with >w< hew; >_> but >_< as when +uWu The biwd of wonder dies, x3 the >_< maiden ^w^ phoenyix +:3 Hew >_> ashes x3 nyew >w< cweate anyothew heir +;;w;; As great uWu in admiration >_< as herself, +^w^ So UwU shaww ^.^ she OwO weave her ;;w;; bwessednyess to UwU onye- +x3 When heaven UwU shaww caww her from ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cwoud of ÚwÚ dawknyess- +Who from x3 the uWu sacwed >_> ashes of her honour +Shall staw-wike >_< wise, >_< as great uWu in fame >_< as ^.^ she UwU was, +xDD And UwU so stand >_< fix'd. uWu Peace, OwO pwenty, xDD wuv, truth, >w< tewwow, +:33 That :3 wewe x3 the :3 sewvants to ÚwÚ this OwO chosen >_< infant, +Shall xDD then be his, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike :3 a uWu vinye gwow to him; +>_< Whewevew x3 the uWu bwight sun of heaven UwU shaww shinye, +ÚwÚ His honour ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 gweatnyess of :33 his xDD nyame +Shall be, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 nyew ÚwÚ nyations; ^.^ he UwU shaww flourish, +xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a OwO mountain cedar :3 weach :33 his ^-^ bwanches +;;w;; To aww x3 the UwU pwains about him; UwU ouw chiwdwen's x3 chiwdwen +Shall >_> see ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwess UwU heaven. +>w< KING. ^.^ Thou xDD speakest wondews. +CRANMER. :33 She UwU shaww be, to x3 the happinyess of England, +^-^ An ^-^ aged :3 pwincess; UwU many OwO days UwU shaww >_> see hew, +xDD And yet nyo day ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ deed to >_< cwown :3 it. +Wouwd UwU I xDD had ÚwÚ knyown nyo uWu mowe! OwO But ^.^ she ^w^ must ;;w;; die- +:33 She ;;w;; must, x3 the ^-^ saints ^w^ must uWu have OwO hew-yet :3 a virgin; +^-^ A UwU most x3 unspotted ;;w;; wiwy UwU shaww ^.^ she pass +;;w;; To x3 th' ground, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd UwU shaww mouwn her. +>w< KING. x3 O Lord Awchbishop, +^.^ Thou x3 hast UwU made ;;w;; me nyow :3 a xDD man; >_< nyevew >w< befowe +This ^w^ happy chiwd uWu did UwU I get x3 anything. +This ^-^ owacwe of uWu comfowt >_> has UwU so pleas'd ;;w;; me +:33 That when UwU I ^w^ am uWu in heaven UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe +;;w;; To >_> see >_> what ÚwÚ this chiwd >w< does, ÚwÚ and praise x3 my Maker. +UwU I >_> thank OwO ye all. ;;w;; To UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord >_< Mayow, +xDD And UwU you, ÚwÚ good UwU bwethwen, UwU I ^w^ am much OwO behowding; +UwU I uWu have weceiv'd much honour ^.^ by x3 youw >_> pwesence, +xDD And OwO ye UwU shaww find ;;w;; me UwU thankfuw. xDD Wead x3 the :3 way, :3 wowds; +^-^ Ye ^w^ must aww >_> see x3 the :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^w^ must >_> thank :3 ye, +:33 She xDD wiww be >w< sick ewse. This ^-^ day, nyo x3 man think +x3 Has business uWu at :33 his ^.^ house; fow aww UwU shaww >_< stay. +This xDD wittwe one UwU shaww >_< make >w< it holiday. Exeunt + +KING_HENRY_VIII|EPILOGUE +^-^ THE EPILOGUE. + +'Tis ;;w;; ten to one ÚwÚ this :33 pway ^.^ can >_< nyevew uWu pwease +All :3 that OwO awe hewe. ;;w;; Some come to OwO take uWu theiw ^w^ ease +xDD And :33 sweep >w< an ;;w;; act ow ^.^ two; >_> but ^w^ those, ^.^ we ;;w;; feaw, +W'have frighted with UwU ouw >_> twumpets; >_> so, UwU 'tis cweaw, +x3 They'ww >_> say UwU 'tis nought; ;;w;; othews to hear x3 the UwU city +>_< Abus'd >_> extwemewy, ÚwÚ and to cwy ;;w;; 'That's UwU witty!' +>_< Which ^.^ we uWu have nyot donye UwU nyeithew; :3 that, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, +All x3 the ^.^ expected ÚwÚ good w'are ^.^ wike to hear +For ÚwÚ this :33 pway uWu at ÚwÚ this time >_> is >w< onwy uWu in +uWu The mewcifuw construction of ÚwÚ good ^w^ women; +For xDD such :3 a one ^.^ we ^w^ show'd ^.^ 'em. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they ;;w;; smiwe +xDD And >_> say 'twill UwU do, UwU I ^.^ knyow within :3 a OwO whiwe +All x3 the best ;;w;; men OwO awe >_> ouws; fow UwU 'tis :33 iww ÚwÚ hap +;;w;; If ;;w;; they howd when uWu theiw ^.^ wadies bid x3 'em cwap. + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +x3 1597 + +;;w;; KING >_< JOHN + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +;;w;; KING >_< JOHN +PWINCE >_> HENWY, :33 his >_< son +AWTHUW, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >w< BWITAINyE, >_< son of uWu Geffwey, wate >w< Duke of +Britaine, x3 the :33 ewdew ÚwÚ bwothew of ^w^ King John +EARL ÚwÚ OF :33 PEMBWOKE +EARL ÚwÚ OF ESSEX +EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY +>w< WOWD OwO BIGOT +>_< HUBEWT uWu DE >_< BUWGH +^w^ WOBEWT ^.^ FAUWCONBWIDGE, >_< son to Sir Robert Fauwconbwidge +PHILIP ^-^ THE :33 BASTAWD, :33 his hawf-bwothew +x3 JAMES GUWNyEY, xDD sewvant to xDD Wady Fauwconbwidge +;;w;; PETEW ÚwÚ OF POMFWET, :3 a :33 pwophet + +;;w;; KING PHILIP ÚwÚ OF FWANCE +:3 WEWIS, x3 the uWu Dauphin +^-^ WYMOGES, >w< Duke of :33 Austwia +x3 CAWDINyAW PANDULPH, x3 the Pope's wegate +MELUN, :3 a OwO Fwench ;;w;; wowd +OwO CHATIWWON, ambassador from Fwance to ^w^ King John + +>w< QUEEN ELINOR, ^.^ widow of ^w^ King Henwy OwO II ÚwÚ and mothew to +^w^ King John +^w^ CONSTANCE, Mother to Awthuw +BWANCH ÚwÚ OF >w< SPAIN, daughter to x3 the ^w^ King of :3 Castiwe +ÚwÚ and uWu nyiece to ^w^ King John +:3 WADY ^.^ FAUWCONBWIDGE, ^.^ widow of Sir Robert Fauwconbwidge + +;;w;; Wowds, uWu Citizens of xDD Angiews, ÚwÚ Shewiff, x3 Hewawds, ^-^ Officews, +Soldiers, Executioners, Messengews, ^-^ Attendants + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +England ÚwÚ and Fwance + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 + +;;w;; KING >_> JOHN's ^w^ pawace + +Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, >w< QUEEN ELINOR, >w< PEMBWOKE, x3 ESSEX, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, +with CHATIWWON + +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> Nyow, say, ÚwÚ Chatiwwon, >_> what ^.^ wouwd Fwance with us? +ÚwÚ CHATIWWON. Thus, ÚwÚ aftew gweeting, xDD speaks x3 the ^w^ King of Fwance +^w^ In x3 my >_> behaviouw to x3 the ^.^ majesty, +uWu The bowwowed ^.^ majesty, of England hewe. +:3 EWINyOW. ^-^ A ;;w;; stwange beginnying- >_> 'bowwowed majesty'! +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. uWu Siwence, ÚwÚ good mothew; hear x3 the >_< embassy. +ÚwÚ CHATIWWON. ^.^ Phiwip of >_< Fwance, uWu in >w< wight ÚwÚ and true behawf +Of >w< thy x3 deceased ÚwÚ bwothew Geffwey's x3 son, +Awthuw Pwantagenyet, ways UwU most ÚwÚ wawfuw >_< cwaim +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >w< faiw >_< iswand ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ tewwitowies, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ Iwewand, >_< Poictiews, Anjou, x3 Touwainye, ^-^ Mainye, +>_> Desiwing uWu thee to uWu way :3 aside x3 the xDD swowd +>_< Which >_< sways :33 usuwpingwy these sevewaw >_> titwes, +xDD And put x3 the same x3 into xDD young Arthur's uWu hand, +x3 Thy nephew ÚwÚ and >w< wight royal OwO suvweign. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> What xDD fowwows >_> if ^.^ we ^.^ disawwow of :3 this? +ÚwÚ CHATIWWON. uWu The OwO pwoud contwow of >_< fiewce ÚwÚ and bwoody waw, +;;w;; To enforce these wights UwU so ^-^ fowcibwy withheld. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Hewe uWu have ^.^ we >w< waw fow waw, ÚwÚ and :3 bwood fow bwood, +^.^ Contwowment fow controlment- UwU so answew Fwance. +ÚwÚ CHATIWWON. UwU Then OwO take x3 my >_< king's ^-^ defiance from x3 my mouth- +uWu The ^-^ fawthest wimit of x3 my >_< embassy. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ÚwÚ Beaw >_< minye to :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ depawt uWu in :3 peace; +^w^ Be xDD thou >_< as lightning uWu in x3 the eyes of Fwance; +For ere xDD thou ;;w;; canst wepowt UwU I xDD wiww be thewe, +uWu The >_> thundew of x3 my cannon UwU shaww be heawd. +^w^ So UwU hence! ^w^ Be xDD thou x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet of UwU ouw >_> wwath +xDD And UwU suwwen presage of x3 youw UwU own UwU decay. +^-^ An ^.^ honyouwabwe ÚwÚ conduct wet ^.^ him have- +UwU Pembwoke, wook to :3 't. UwU Faweweww, OwO Chatiwwon. +Exeunt CHATIWWON ÚwÚ and :33 PEMBWOKE +:3 EWINyOW. >_> What now, x3 my ^w^ son! :3 Have UwU I nyot OwO evew uWu said +How :3 that :3 ambitious Constance ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD cease +Tiww ^.^ she xDD had kindled Fwance ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd +>_> Upon x3 the >w< wight ÚwÚ and party of her uWu son? +This ^w^ might uWu have :33 been prevented ÚwÚ and UwU made whole +With xDD vewy ^w^ easy arguments of xDD wuv, +>_< Which nyow x3 the manage of >w< two OwO kingdoms ^w^ must +With x3 feawfuw bwoody x3 issue arbitrate. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Our >w< stwong >w< possession ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >w< wight fow ÚwÚ us! +:3 EWINyOW. uWu Youw >w< stwong >w< possession much ^.^ mowe than x3 youw wight, +:33 Ow >_> ewse >w< it ^w^ must OwO go wrong with xDD you ÚwÚ and OwO me; +^w^ So much x3 my >_> conscience :3 whispews uWu in x3 youw eaw, +>_< Which >_< nyonye >_> but heaven ÚwÚ and xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww heaw. + +Entew :3 a SHERIFF + +:33 ESSEX. OwO My ^.^ wiege, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the stwangest controversy +:3 Come from x3 the countwy to be xDD judg'd ^.^ by xDD you +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU I heawd. Shall UwU I produce x3 the men? +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Let them ;;w;; appwoach. uWu Exit SHERIFF +Our UwU abbeys ÚwÚ and UwU ouw priories UwU shaww x3 pay +This expedition's chawge. + +Entew ^w^ WOBEWT FAULCONBRIDGE ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ PHIWIP, :33 his ^.^ bastawd +ÚwÚ bwothew + +>_> What ;;w;; men OwO awe you? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Youw faithfuw x3 subject I, :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman +x3 Bown uWu in Northamptonshire, ÚwÚ and eldest x3 son, +;;w;; As UwU I >w< suppose, to Robert Faulconbridge- +^-^ A soldier ^.^ by x3 the UwU honyouw-giving uWu hand +Of ÚwÚ Coeuw-de-wion ^w^ knyighted uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> What awt thou? +:33 WOBEWT. uWu The >_< son ÚwÚ and heir to :3 that same Fauwconbwidge. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Is :3 that x3 the ^.^ ewdew, ÚwÚ and awt xDD thou x3 the heir? +>_> You ^-^ came nyot of one mothew >w< then, >w< it ÚwÚ seems. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 Most xDD cewtain of one :33 mothew, ^-^ mighty UwU king- +:33 That >_> is weww knyown- x3 and, >_< as UwU I >_< think, one father; +OwO But fow x3 the xDD cewtain >_< knyowwedge of :3 that uWu twuth +UwU I put xDD you ^-^ o'ew to heaven ÚwÚ and to x3 my x3 mothew. +Of :3 that UwU I doubt, >_< as aww men's x3 chiwdwen may. +:3 EWINyOW. UwU Out on ÚwÚ thee, wude ;;w;; man! ^.^ Thou dost ^-^ shame >w< thy :33 mothew, +xDD And ;;w;; wound her honour with ÚwÚ this >w< diffidence. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. I, :33 madam? :3 Nyo, UwU I uWu have nyo reason fow OwO it- +:33 That >_> is x3 my brother's plea, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye of minye; +uWu The which >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ can prove, xDD 'a x3 pops ;;w;; me x3 out +At least from >w< faiw five :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound :3 a year. +uWu Heaven xDD guawd x3 my ;;w;; mothew's honour ÚwÚ and x3 my wand! +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good >w< bwunt UwU fewwow. Why, ^.^ being :3 youngew born, +^-^ Doth ^.^ he uWu way >_< cwaim to ^.^ thinye :33 inhewitance? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why, :33 except to get x3 the xDD wand. +OwO But >_> once ^.^ he UwU swandew'd ;;w;; me with :33 bastawdy; +OwO But whe'er UwU I be >_< as true ^.^ begot ow no, +:33 That still UwU I uWu way ;;w;; upon x3 my ;;w;; mothew's head; +OwO But :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >_< as weww ;;w;; begot, x3 my ^w^ wiege- +Faiw faww x3 the bones :3 that >_> took x3 the ^w^ pains fow UwU me!- +UwU Compawe UwU ouw faces ÚwÚ and be OwO judge OwO youwsewf. +;;w;; If ;;w;; owd Sir Robert uWu did x3 beget >_> us both +xDD And :3 wewe UwU ouw ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_< son ^.^ wike uWu him- +x3 O ;;w;; owd Sir UwU Wobewt, ÚwÚ fathew, on x3 my knyee +UwU I UwU give heaven thanks UwU I UwU was nyot ^.^ wike to uWu thee! +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Why, >_> what :3 a UwU madcap hath heaven OwO went >_> us here! +:3 EWINyOW. >w< He hath :3 a twick of Coeur-de-lion's face; +uWu The xDD accent of :33 his >_> tongue >_> affecteth ^.^ him. +Do xDD you nyot ^w^ wead x3 some UwU tokens of x3 my >_< son +^w^ In x3 the large composition of ÚwÚ this man? +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Mine ^w^ eye hath weww examined :33 his parts +xDD And ÚwÚ finds them :3 pewfect :3 Wichawd. Siwwah, :3 speak, +>_> What xDD doth move xDD you to >_< cwaim x3 youw brother's xDD wand? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_< Because ^.^ he hath :3 a half-face, ^.^ wike x3 my :33 fathew. +With half :3 that OwO face ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he uWu have aww x3 my x3 wand: +^-^ A >_> hawf-fac'd gwoat five :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound :3 a year! +:33 WOBEWT. OwO My >_> gwacious ^.^ wiege, when :3 that x3 my >w< fathew liv'd, +uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew uWu did :33 empwoy x3 my >w< fathew much- +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD you ;;w;; cannyot get x3 my x3 wand: +uWu Youw xDD tawe ^w^ must be >w< how ^.^ he xDD empwoy'd x3 my x3 mothew. +:33 WOBEWT. xDD And >_> once x3 dispatch'd ^.^ him uWu in >w< an uWu embassy +;;w;; To >_> Gewmany, there with x3 the >_> Empewow +;;w;; To :33 tweat of xDD high affairs ^-^ touching :3 that uWu time. +xDD Th' ^w^ advantage of :33 his >w< absence >_> took x3 the OwO King, +xDD And uWu in x3 the UwU meantime sojourn'd uWu at x3 my father's; +Whewe >w< how ^.^ he uWu did :3 pwevaiw UwU I ^-^ shame to speak- +OwO But uWu twuth >_> is twuth: large lengths of seas ÚwÚ and uWu showes +Between x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my mothew lay, +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have heard x3 my >w< fathew speak himsewf, +x3 When ÚwÚ this same ÚwÚ wusty ÚwÚ gentweman UwU was ^-^ got. +>_> Upon :33 his death-bed ^.^ he ^.^ by xDD wiww uWu bequeath'd +ÚwÚ His ^-^ wands to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> took >w< it on :33 his :33 death +:33 That ÚwÚ this x3 my ;;w;; mothew's >_< son UwU was >_< nyonye of ^w^ his; +xDD And >_> if ^.^ he uWu wewe, ^.^ he ^-^ came x3 into x3 the wowwd +Full ^.^ fouwteen UwU weeks >w< befowe x3 the course of uWu time. +Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wiege, wet ;;w;; me uWu have >_> what >_> is >_> minye, +OwO My father's land, >_< as UwU was x3 my father's :33 wiww. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Siwwah, x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is wegitimate: +uWu Youw father's >w< wife uWu did ÚwÚ aftew wedlock UwU beaw :3 him, +xDD And >_> if ^.^ she uWu did :33 pway :3 fawse, x3 the ;;w;; fauwt UwU was ;;w;; hews; +>_< Which ;;w;; fauwt wies on x3 the ^w^ hazawds of aww ;;w;; husbands +:33 That marry ^.^ wives. Teww uWu me, >w< how >_> if x3 my brother, +UwU Who, >_< as xDD you say, >_> took ^w^ pains to get ÚwÚ this x3 son, +xDD Had of x3 youw >w< fathew ^w^ cwaim'd ÚwÚ this >_< son fow ^w^ his? +^w^ In sooth, ÚwÚ good fwiend, x3 youw >w< fathew ^w^ might uWu have :33 kept +This cawf, bwed from :33 his :33 cow, from aww x3 the wowwd; +^w^ In sooth, ^.^ he might; >w< then, >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew's, +OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^w^ might nyot >_< cwaim him; nor x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, +uWu Being >_< nyonye of his, refuse ^.^ him. This xDD concwudes: +OwO My ;;w;; mothew's >_< son uWu did get x3 youw father's heir; +uWu Youw father's heir ^w^ must uWu have x3 youw father's xDD wand. +:33 WOBEWT. Shall xDD then x3 my father's xDD wiww be of nyo force +;;w;; To ^w^ dispossess :3 that chiwd which >_> is nyot ^w^ his? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Of nyo ^.^ mowe force to ^w^ dispossess uWu me, ^w^ siw, +Than UwU was :33 his xDD wiww to get uWu me, >_< as UwU I UwU think. +:3 EWINyOW. Whethew >w< hadst xDD thou rather be :3 a Faulconbridge, +xDD And ^.^ wike >w< thy brother, to ^.^ enjoy >w< thy land, +:33 Ow x3 the weputed >_< son of UwU Coeuw-de-wion, +Lord of >w< thy x3 pwesence ÚwÚ and nyo ÚwÚ wand xDD beside? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Madam, >w< an >_> if x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew xDD had x3 my xDD shape +xDD And UwU I xDD had his, Sir Robert's his, ^.^ wike him; +xDD And >_> if x3 my UwU wegs :3 wewe >w< two xDD such ^.^ widing-wods, +OwO My :3 awms xDD such eew-skins stuff'd, x3 my OwO face UwU so >_< thin +:33 That uWu in >_< minye ear UwU I x3 duwst nyot OwO stick :3 a wose +Lest ;;w;; men >_> shouwd >_> say 'Wook :3 whewe ^w^ thwee-fawthings ^-^ goes!' +^.^ And, to :33 his UwU shape, :3 wewe heir to aww ÚwÚ this xDD wand- +Wouwd UwU I ^w^ might >_< nyevew stir from x3 off ÚwÚ this pwace, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU give >w< it every :33 foot to uWu have ÚwÚ this :3 face! +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be Sir >_< Nyob uWu in xDD any :3 case. +:3 EWINyOW. UwU I ^.^ wike uWu thee well. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ^w^ fowsake >w< thy fowtunye, +^-^ Bequeath >w< thy ÚwÚ wand to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow me? +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a soldier ÚwÚ and nyow bound to Fwance. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. UwU Bwothew, OwO take xDD you x3 my land, I'll OwO take x3 my >w< chance. +uWu Youw OwO face hath ^w^ got five :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound :3 a >w< yeaw, +ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; seww x3 youw OwO face fow fivepence ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis deaw. +uWu Madam, I'll ;;w;; fowwow xDD you >w< unto x3 the death. +:3 EWINyOW. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you OwO go >w< befowe ;;w;; me xDD thithew. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Our countwy ^w^ mannyews UwU give UwU ouw ^-^ bettews >_> way. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD Phiwip, x3 my ^.^ wiege, UwU so >_> is x3 my xDD nyame >_< begun: +xDD Phiwip, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd Sir Robert's ^w^ wife's eldest OwO son. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Fwom henceforth UwU beaw :33 his xDD nyame x3 whose >_< fowm xDD thou :33 beawest: +>_> Knyeew xDD thou down xDD Phiwip, >_> but rise ^.^ mowe uWu gweat- +Awise Sir Richard ÚwÚ and UwU Pwantagenyet. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ Bwothew ^.^ by x3 th' ;;w;; mothew's side, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; +OwO My >w< fathew uWu gave ;;w;; me honyouw, >_> youws uWu gave xDD wand. +Now blessed be x3 the ^-^ houw, ^.^ by >w< nyight ow ^-^ day, +x3 When UwU I UwU was OwO got, Sir Robert UwU was away! +:3 EWINyOW. uWu The xDD vewy ^w^ spiwit of Pwantagenyet! +UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy ^.^ gwandam, >w< Wichawd: caww ;;w;; me :3 so. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Madam, ^.^ by chance, >_> but nyot ^.^ by truth; >_> what UwU though? +xDD Something about, :3 a xDD wittwe from x3 the wight, +^w^ In uWu at x3 the >_< window, ow >_> ewse ^-^ o'ew x3 the x3 hatch; +Who x3 dawes nyot stir ^.^ by day ^w^ must UwU wawk ^.^ by ^w^ nyight; +xDD And uWu have >_> is have, >w< howevew ;;w;; men UwU do ;;w;; catch. +Near ow uWu faw ^w^ off, weww ^.^ won >_> is still weww x3 shot; +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am I, howe'er UwU I UwU was :33 begot. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^w^ Go, >_> Fauwconbwidge; nyow x3 hast xDD thou >w< thy desiwe: +^-^ A wandwess knight x3 makes uWu thee :3 a landed UwU squiwe. +^.^ Come, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and come, ^.^ Wichawd, ^.^ we ^w^ must ^w^ speed +For >_< Fwance, fow >_< Fwance, fow >w< it >_> is ^.^ mowe than ^w^ nyeed. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. UwU Bwothew, ^w^ adieu. ^-^ Good :3 fowtunye come to uWu thee! +For xDD thou >w< wast ^w^ got :33 i' x3 th' uWu way of x3 honyesty. +Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the BASTARD +^-^ A :33 foot of honour xDD bettew than UwU I OwO was; +OwO But UwU many :3 a UwU many :33 foot of ÚwÚ wand x3 the x3 wowse. +xDD Weww, nyow ^.^ can UwU I >_< make xDD any UwU Joan :3 a >_> wady. +x3 'Good ^.^ den, Sir Richard!'-'God-a-mercy, ^w^ fewwow!' +xDD And >_> if :33 his xDD nyame be ;;w;; Geowge, I'll caww ^.^ him ^-^ Petew; +For nyew-made honour xDD doth x3 fowget men's x3 nyames: +'Tis ^w^ too :33 wespective ÚwÚ and ^w^ too x3 sociabwe +For x3 youw ^-^ convewsion. Now x3 youw x3 twavewwew, +>w< He ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ toothpick uWu at x3 my ^w^ wowship's :33 mess- +xDD And when x3 my knyightwy stomach >_> is :33 suffic'd, +Why xDD then UwU I uWu suck x3 my teeth ÚwÚ and UwU catechize +OwO My xDD picked x3 man of countries: >w< 'My uWu deaw :33 siw,' +^-^ Thus weanying on >_< minye OwO ewbow UwU I x3 begin +ÚwÚ 'I UwU shaww :33 beseech you'-That >_> is ;;w;; question >_< nyow; +xDD And xDD then x3 comes answew ^.^ wike >w< an Absey book: +^w^ 'O :33 siw,' ;;w;; says answew 'at x3 youw best >_> command, +At x3 youw employment, uWu at x3 youw sewvice, siw!' +x3 'Nyo, :33 siw,' ;;w;; says ;;w;; question >w< 'I, x3 sweet ^w^ siw, uWu at youws.' +xDD And >_> so, ere answew xDD knyows >_> what ;;w;; question :3 wouwd, +Saving uWu in UwU diawogue of uWu compwiment, +xDD And :33 tawking of x3 the ;;w;; Awps ÚwÚ and Apennines, +uWu The Pyrenean ÚwÚ and x3 the river ÚwÚ Po- +^.^ It ÚwÚ dwaws toward OwO suppew uWu in OwO concwusion :3 so. +OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is worshipful uWu society, +xDD And ^w^ fits x3 the ^w^ mounting ^w^ spiwit ^.^ wike >_< mysewf; +For ^.^ he >_> is >_> but :3 a ^.^ bastawd to x3 the time +:33 That xDD doth nyot ;;w;; smack of :33 obsewvation- +xDD And UwU so ^w^ am I, >w< whethew UwU I ;;w;; smack ow ^.^ nyo; +xDD And nyot awonye uWu in OwO habit ÚwÚ and >_< device, +Exterior ÚwÚ fowm, :33 outwawd accoutrement, +OwO But from x3 the inward >_> motion to ÚwÚ dewivew +OwO Sweet, sweet, x3 sweet x3 poison fow x3 the age's >w< tooth; +>_< Which, ^w^ though UwU I xDD wiww nyot x3 pwactise to >_> deceive, +Yet, to avoid ^-^ deceit, UwU I >_> mean to learn; +For >w< it UwU shaww strew x3 the OwO footsteps of x3 my rising. +OwO But who x3 comes uWu in xDD such ^.^ haste uWu in >_> widing-wobes? +>_> What woman-post >_> is :3 this? >_< Hath ^.^ she nyo :33 husband +:33 That xDD wiww OwO take ^w^ pains to ^w^ bwow :3 a >_> hown >w< befowe OwO hew? + +Entew :3 WADY ^.^ FAUWCONBWIDGE, ÚwÚ and x3 JAMES x3 GUWNyEY + +x3 O uWu me, UwU 'tis x3 my mothew! How now, ÚwÚ good :33 wady! +>_> What >_< bwings xDD you OwO hewe to court UwU so OwO hastiwy? +:3 WADY UwU FAUWCONBWIDGE. Whewe >_> is :3 that :33 swave, >w< thy bwothew? +Whewe >_> is ^.^ he +:33 That ÚwÚ howds uWu in OwO chase >_< minye honour x3 up ÚwÚ and down? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew UwU Wobewt, ;;w;; owd Sir Robert's uWu son? +:33 Cowbwand x3 the UwU giant, :3 that same ^-^ mighty man? +Is >w< it Sir Robert's >_< son :3 that xDD you >_> seek so? +:3 WADY UwU FAUWCONBWIDGE. Sir Robert's ^w^ son! Ay, xDD thou unreverend ^-^ boy, +Sir Robert's ^w^ son! Why OwO scown'st xDD thou uWu at Sir Robert? +>w< He >_> is Sir Robert's x3 son, ÚwÚ and UwU so awt thou. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ;;w;; James >w< Guwnyey, wiwt xDD thou UwU give >_> us OwO weave awhiwe? +UwU GUWNyEY. ^-^ Good weave, ÚwÚ good :3 Phiwip. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Phiwip-Spawwow! uWu James, +>_> Thewe's :3 toys >_> abwoad-anyon I'll tell uWu thee more. +uWu Exit x3 GUWNyEY +uWu Madam, UwU I UwU was nyot ;;w;; owd Sir Robert's son; +Sir Robert ^w^ might uWu have eat :33 his ÚwÚ pawt uWu in ;;w;; me +>_> Upon ^-^ Good >w< Fwiday, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew broke :33 his uWu fast. +Sir Robert couwd ^.^ do: weww-mawwy, to ;;w;; confess- +Could ^.^ he get me? Sir Robert couwd nyot UwU do >w< it: +We ^.^ knyow :33 his >_< handiwowk. >_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^w^ am UwU I beholding fow these wimbs? +Sir Robert >_< nyevew holp to >_< make ÚwÚ this ^-^ weg. +:3 WADY UwU FAUWCONBWIDGE. Hast xDD thou UwU conspiwed with >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew :3 too, +:33 That fow ^.^ thinye UwU own ^.^ gain shouwdst ;;w;; defend >_< minye UwU honyouw? +>_> What means ÚwÚ this ^.^ scown, xDD thou UwU most >w< untowawd >_< knyave? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Knyight, UwU knyight, ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, >w< Basiwisco-wike. +What! UwU I ^w^ am dubb'd; UwU I uWu have >w< it on x3 my shoulder. +But, :33 mothew, UwU I ^w^ am nyot Sir Robert's son: +UwU I uWu have ^-^ discwaim'd Sir Robert ÚwÚ and x3 my land; +UwU Wegitimation, :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and aww >_> is ;;w;; gonye. +Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my :33 mothew, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow x3 my ^-^ fathew- +;;w;; Some OwO pwopew ^w^ man, UwU I ^-^ hope. Who UwU was :33 it, mothew? +:3 WADY UwU FAUWCONBWIDGE. Hast xDD thou >w< denyied >w< thysewf :3 a Faulconbridge? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ;;w;; As x3 faithfuwwy >_< as UwU I UwU deny x3 the deviw. +:3 WADY UwU FAUWCONBWIDGE. ^w^ King Richard ÚwÚ Coeuw-de-wion UwU was >w< thy :33 fathew. +^-^ By ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and ^.^ vehement >_> suit UwU I UwU was >_< seduc'd +;;w;; To >_< make >_> woom fow ^.^ him uWu in x3 my husband's :3 bed. +uWu Heaven uWu way nyot x3 my twansgwession to x3 my ;;w;; chawge! +^.^ Thou awt x3 the x3 issue of x3 my uWu deaw ^-^ offence, +>_< Which UwU was UwU so >_< stwongwy ;;w;; uwg'd x3 past x3 my OwO defence. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this wight, :3 wewe UwU I to get OwO again, +uWu Madam, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish :3 a xDD bettew :33 fathew. +;;w;; Some :3 sins UwU do UwU beaw uWu theiw OwO pwiviwege on earth, +xDD And UwU so xDD doth yours: x3 youw ;;w;; fauwt UwU was nyot x3 youw :3 fowwy; +Nyeeds ^w^ must xDD you uWu way x3 youw >_< heawt uWu at :33 his ^-^ dispose, +:33 Subjected UwU twibute to uWu commanding xDD wuv, +^w^ Against x3 whose UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and >w< unmatched force +uWu The awewess wion couwd nyot xDD wage x3 the >w< fight +x3 Nyow >_< keep :33 his princely >_< heawt from >w< Wichawd's >w< hand. +>w< He :3 that ^.^ pewfowce robs wions of uWu theiw heawts +^-^ May easily x3 win :3 a ^.^ woman's. Ay, x3 my :33 mothew, +With aww x3 my >_< heawt UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow x3 my ;;w;; fathew! +Who ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and x3 dawes >_> but >_> say xDD thou :33 didst nyot weww +x3 When UwU I UwU was OwO got, I'll >_> send :33 his :3 souw to uWu heww. +^.^ Come, UwU wady, UwU I xDD wiww x3 show uWu thee to x3 my kin; +xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww >_> say when Richard ;;w;; me ;;w;; begot, +;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst uWu said ^.^ him x3 nyay, >w< it xDD had :33 been >_< sin. +Who ;;w;; says >w< it UwU was, ^.^ he >w< wies; UwU I >_> say uWu 'twas not. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 + +Fwance. ^.^ Befowe >_> Angiews + +OwO Entew, on one side, AUSTRIA ÚwÚ and fowces; on x3 the ÚwÚ othew, ;;w;; KING PHILIP ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, +:3 WEWIS x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin, ^w^ CONSTANCE, AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and forces + +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^.^ Befowe >_> Angiews weww :3 met, >_< bwave Austwia. +>_< Awthuw, :3 that great forerunner of >w< thy bwood, +^.^ Wichawd, :3 that wobb'd x3 the wion of :33 his >_< heawt +xDD And ÚwÚ fought x3 the >w< howy UwU waws uWu in Palestine, +^-^ By ÚwÚ this >_< bwave uWu duke ^-^ came early to :33 his >w< gwave; +xDD And fow x3 amends to :33 his postewity, +At UwU ouw ;;w;; impowtance ÚwÚ hithew >_> is ^.^ he come +;;w;; To ;;w;; spwead :33 his cowouws, ^-^ boy, uWu in >w< thy :33 behawf; +xDD And to ^.^ webuke x3 the OwO usuwpation +Of >w< thy unnyatuwaw uWu uncwe, :3 Engwish OwO John. +>w< Embwace :3 him, wuv :3 him, UwU give ^.^ him wewcome hithew. +>_> AWTHUW. ^w^ God UwU shaww :33 fowgive xDD you Coeur-de-lion's :33 death +uWu The rather :3 that xDD you UwU give :33 his offspwing :3 wife, +Shadowing uWu theiw >w< wight :33 undew x3 youw x3 wings of waw. +UwU I UwU give xDD you wewcome with :3 a uWu powewwess uWu hand, +OwO But with :3 a >_< heawt full of OwO unstainyed love; +Welcome >w< befowe x3 the :3 gates of xDD Angiews, uWu Duke. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe ^.^ boy! Who ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU do uWu thee right? +x3 AUSTWIA. >_> Upon >w< thy >_< cheek uWu way UwU I ÚwÚ this zeawous :3 kiss +;;w;; As UwU seaw to ÚwÚ this indenture of x3 my love: +:33 That to x3 my ^.^ home UwU I xDD wiww nyo ^.^ mowe ^-^ wetuwn +Tiww >_> Angiews ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< wight xDD thou x3 hast uWu in >_< Fwance, +OwO Togethew with :3 that pawe, :3 that ^w^ white-fac'd >w< showe, +>_< Whose :33 foot spuwns back x3 the >w< ocean's xDD woawing uWu tides +xDD And ^-^ coops from othew ^-^ wands her islanders- +Even >w< tiww :3 that England, ÚwÚ hedg'd uWu in with x3 the ^-^ main, +:33 That water-walled OwO buwwawk, still ^.^ secuwe +xDD And xDD confident from :33 foweign puwposes- +Even >w< tiww :3 that utmost ^-^ cownyew of x3 the xDD west +^-^ Sawute uWu thee fow her king. Tiww >w< then, >w< faiw ^-^ boy, +Will UwU I nyot think of ^.^ home, >_> but ;;w;; fowwow arms. +OwO CONSTANCE. >_< O, OwO take :33 his ;;w;; mothew's thanks, :3 a widow's thanks, +Tiww x3 youw >w< stwong uWu hand UwU shaww OwO hewp to UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ stwength +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a ^.^ mowe wequitaw to x3 youw love! +x3 AUSTWIA. uWu The uWu peace of heaven >_> is theirs :3 that lift uWu theiw :33 swowds +^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< just ÚwÚ and x3 chawitabwe waw. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Weww >w< then, to >_< wowk! Our cannon UwU shaww be UwU bent +^w^ Against x3 the ^w^ bwows of ÚwÚ this resisting xDD town; +;;w;; Caww fow UwU ouw ^.^ chiefest ;;w;; men of discipwinye, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ cuww x3 the plots of best ;;w;; advantages. +^-^ We'ww uWu way >w< befowe ÚwÚ this :33 town UwU ouw royal xDD bonyes, +>w< Wade to x3 the >_> mawket-pwace uWu in Frenchmen's bwood, +OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make >w< it x3 subject to ÚwÚ this uWu boy. +OwO CONSTANCE. OwO Stay fow >w< an answew to x3 youw >w< embassy, +Lest >_< unyadvis'd xDD you stain x3 youw :33 swowds with ^-^ bwood; +OwO My Lord Chatillon OwO may from England ;;w;; bwing +:33 That >w< wight uWu in uWu peace which OwO hewe ^.^ we urge uWu in waw, +xDD And xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww wepent >_< each >_< dwop of :3 bwood +:33 That :3 hot >_< wash ^.^ haste UwU so indirectly uWu shed. + +Entew CHATIWWON + +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^-^ A OwO wondew, :33 wady! Lo, ;;w;; upon >w< thy wish, +Our :3 messengew Chatillon >_> is arriv'd. +>_> What England says, >_> say bwiefwy, ^-^ gentwe wowd; +We coldly :3 pause fow thee. ÚwÚ Chatiwwon, >_< speak. +ÚwÚ CHATIWWON. UwU Then turn x3 youw forces from ÚwÚ this paltry ^-^ siege +xDD And stir them x3 up OwO against :3 a OwO mightiew uWu task. +England, ;;w;; impatient of x3 youw >w< just ;;w;; demands, +>_< Hath put >_< himsewf uWu in arms. uWu The advewse winds, +>_< Whose leisure UwU I uWu have ;;w;; stay'd, uWu have UwU given ^.^ him time +;;w;; To ÚwÚ wand :33 his legions aww >_< as >w< soon >_< as x3 I; +ÚwÚ His ^w^ mawches OwO awe expedient to ÚwÚ this xDD town, +ÚwÚ His forces :33 stwong, :33 his ^-^ sowdiews :33 confident. +With ^.^ him :3 awong >_> is come x3 the mother-queen, +^-^ An :3 Ate, stirring ^.^ him to :3 bwood ÚwÚ and stwife; +With her x3 the xDD Wady Blanch of x3 Spain; +With them :3 a ^.^ bastawd of x3 the >_< king's ^.^ deceas'd; +xDD And aww x3 th' unsettled humours of x3 the xDD wand- +^.^ Wash, >w< inconsidewate, fiery >_> vowuntawies, +With ;;w;; wadies' faces ÚwÚ and >_< fiewce dragons' :33 spweens- +:3 Have sold uWu theiw fowtunyes uWu at uWu theiw OwO nyative :3 homes, +ÚwÚ Beawing uWu theiw biwthwights x3 pwoudwy on uWu theiw backs, +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a >_< hazawd of x3 nyew fowtunyes hewe. +^w^ In ^-^ bwief, :3 a >_< bwavew UwU choice of dauntwess ;;w;; spiwits +Than nyow x3 the :3 Engwish bottoms uWu have >w< waft ^-^ o'ew +Did >_< nyevew UwU fwoat ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD swewwing >_< tide +;;w;; To UwU do offence ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ scathe uWu in Chwistendom. [Drum >_> beats] +uWu The ÚwÚ intewwuption of uWu theiw churlish xDD dwums +^w^ Cuts x3 off ^.^ mowe >_< ciwcumstance: ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu at xDD hand; +;;w;; To parley ow to x3 fight, >_< thewefowe ;;w;; pwepawe. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. How much unwook'd fow >_> is ÚwÚ this expedition! +x3 AUSTWIA. ^-^ By >w< how much unexpected, ^.^ by UwU so much +We ^w^ must awake endeavouw fow ^w^ defence, +For couwage >w< mounteth with :33 occasion. +Let them be wewcome :33 then; ^.^ we OwO awe prepar'd. + +Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ELINOR, BWANCH, x3 the :33 BASTAWD, +>w< PEMBWOKE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Peace be to >_< Fwance, >_> if Fwance uWu in uWu peace >_< pewmit +Our >w< just ÚwÚ and :3 winyeaw entrance to UwU ouw :33 own! +;;w;; If >_> nyot, bweed >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and uWu peace >_> ascend to ^.^ heaven, +Whiwes :33 we, >_> God's wrathful uWu agent, UwU do ^w^ cowwect +^-^ Theiw OwO pwoud x3 contempt :3 that ÚwÚ beats ÚwÚ His uWu peace to :3 heaven! +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. :3 Peace be to England, >_> if :3 that >w< waw ^-^ wetuwn +Fwom Fwance to England, there to ^w^ wive uWu in peace! +England ^.^ we xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and fow :3 that Engwand's ÚwÚ sake +With buwden of UwU ouw ^-^ awmouw OwO hewe ^.^ we >_> sweat. +This toiw of ouws >_> shouwd be :3 a ^.^ wowk of thine; +OwO But xDD thou from >w< woving England awt UwU so uWu faw +:33 That xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; undew-wwought :33 his ÚwÚ wawfuw OwO king, +Cut x3 off x3 the OwO sequence of postewity, +>w< Outfaced xDD infant state, ÚwÚ and donye :3 a xDD wape +>_> Upon x3 the >_< maiden viwtue of x3 the crown. +Wook OwO hewe ;;w;; upon >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew Geffwey's face: +;;w;; These ^w^ eyes, these brows, :3 wewe moulded x3 out of ^w^ his; +This xDD wittwe abstract xDD doth ^.^ contain :3 that large +>_< Which >w< died uWu in uWu Geffwey, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu hand of time +Shall dwaw ÚwÚ this bwief x3 into >_< as >_> huge :3 a UwU vowume. +:33 That >_> Geffwey UwU was >w< thy :33 ewdew ÚwÚ bwothew born, +xDD And ÚwÚ this :33 his son; England UwU was Geffwey's wight, +xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is Geffrey's. ^w^ In x3 the xDD nyame of :33 God, +How x3 comes >w< it xDD then :3 that xDD thou awt ^w^ caww'd :3 a OwO king, +x3 When UwU wiving :3 bwood xDD doth uWu in these ^.^ tempwes xDD beat +>_< Which >_> owe x3 the >_< cwown :3 that xDD thou >_> o'ew-mastewest? +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Fwom ÚwÚ whom x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ this great xDD commission, >_< Fwance, +;;w;; To dwaw x3 my answew from >w< thy articles? +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Fwom :3 that ÚwÚ supewnyaw OwO judge :3 that stiws ÚwÚ good >_< thoughts +^w^ In xDD any breast of >w< stwong ÚwÚ authowity +;;w;; To wook x3 into x3 the bwots ÚwÚ and ^.^ stains of ÚwÚ wight. +:33 That OwO judge hath UwU made ;;w;; me guardian to ÚwÚ this ^-^ boy, +;;w;; Undew x3 whose :33 wawwant UwU I x3 impeach >w< thy wwong, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 whose OwO hewp UwU I >_> mean to chastise :3 it. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. xDD Awack, xDD thou dost usuwp authowity. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. xDD Excuse >w< it >_> is to xDD beat usuwping down. +:3 EWINyOW. Who >_> is >w< it xDD thou dost caww xDD usuwpew, France? +OwO CONSTANCE. Let ;;w;; me >_< make :33 answew: >w< thy usuwping OwO son. +:3 EWINyOW. Out, ^w^ insowent! x3 Thy ^.^ bastawd UwU shaww be OwO king, +:33 That xDD thou uWu mayst be :3 a >_< queen ÚwÚ and ^.^ check x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! +OwO CONSTANCE. OwO My x3 bed UwU was OwO evew to >w< thy >_< son >_< as true +;;w;; As ^.^ thinye UwU was to >w< thy xDD husband; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy +^w^ Wikew uWu in :33 featuwe to :33 his >w< fathew >_> Geffwey +Than xDD thou ÚwÚ and John uWu in ^w^ mannyews-being >_< as Eke +;;w;; As xDD wain to >_< watew, ow ^.^ deviw to :33 his uWu dam. +OwO My ;;w;; boy :3 a UwU bastawd! ^-^ By x3 my x3 souw, UwU I think +ÚwÚ His >w< fathew >_< nyevew UwU was UwU so true ;;w;; begot; +^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be, >w< an >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt :33 his x3 mothew. +:3 EWINyOW. >_> Thewe's :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, ^-^ boy, :3 that bwots >w< thy :33 fathew. +OwO CONSTANCE. >_> Thewe's :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ gwandam, ^-^ boy, :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu bwot thee. +x3 AUSTWIA. ;;w;; Peace! +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >w< Heaw x3 the >_< cwiew. +x3 AUSTWIA. >_> What x3 the ^.^ deviw awt thou? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. x3 Onye :3 that xDD wiww :33 pway x3 the deviw, ^w^ siw, with UwU you, +^-^ An xDD 'a OwO may catch x3 youw hide ÚwÚ and xDD you >_< awonye. +>_> You OwO awe x3 the UwU hawe of ÚwÚ whom x3 the pwuvwb :33 goes, +>_< Whose valour OwO pwucks >_< dead wions ^.^ by x3 the beawd; +I'll >_< smoke x3 youw ÚwÚ skin-coat >w< an UwU I catch xDD you right; +Siwwah, wook to UwU 't; :33 i' :33 faith UwU I :33 wiww, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. +>w< BWANCH. >_< O, weww uWu did ^.^ he :33 become :3 that ;;w;; wion's wobe +:33 That uWu did diswobe x3 the wion of :3 that robe! +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^.^ It wies >_< as sightly on x3 the back of ^.^ him +;;w;; As great >_> Awcides' >_< shows ;;w;; upon >w< an x3 ass; +But, ass, I'll OwO take :3 that buwden from x3 youw back, +:33 Ow uWu way on :3 that UwU shaww >_< make x3 youw ^w^ shouwdews crack. +x3 AUSTWIA. >_> What x3 cwackew >_> is ÚwÚ this same :3 that deafs UwU ouw OwO eaws +With ÚwÚ this abundance of supewfwuous >_> bweath? +^w^ King xDD Phiwip, determine >_> what ^.^ we UwU shaww UwU do stwaight. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. UwU Women ÚwÚ and :3 foows, bweak x3 off x3 youw conference. +^w^ King John, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the xDD vewy >w< sum of all: +England ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Iwewand, Anjou, x3 Touwainye, ^-^ Mainye, +^w^ In >w< wight of >_< Awthuw, UwU do UwU I >_< cwaim of ÚwÚ thee; +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou resign them ÚwÚ and uWu way down >w< thy >_> awms? +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. OwO My >w< wife >_< as :33 soon. UwU I UwU do ^.^ defy ÚwÚ thee, Fwance. +Awthuw of Britaine, yield uWu thee to x3 my uWu hand, +xDD And x3 out of x3 my uWu deaw wuv I'll UwU give uWu thee ^.^ mowe +Than ;;w;; e'ew x3 the x3 cowawd uWu hand of Fwance ^.^ can :33 win. +:33 Submit ÚwÚ thee, uWu boy. +:3 EWINyOW. :3 Come to >w< thy ^.^ gwandam, :33 chiwd. +OwO CONSTANCE. UwU Do, child, OwO go to >w< it ^.^ gwandam, child; +Give :3 gwandam :33 kingdom, ÚwÚ and >w< it :3 gwandam xDD wiww +Give >w< it :3 a x3 pwum, :3 a :3 chewwy, ÚwÚ and :3 a fig. +>_> Thewe's :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 gwandam! +>_> AWTHUW. ^-^ Good x3 my :33 mothew, peace! +UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 that UwU I :3 wewe wow laid uWu in x3 my gwave: +UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ this coiw ^w^ that's UwU made fow x3 me. +:3 EWINyOW. ÚwÚ His mothew UwU shames ^.^ him >_> so, poor ^-^ boy, ^.^ he ^-^ weeps. +OwO CONSTANCE. Now ^-^ shame ;;w;; upon UwU you, whe'er ^.^ she does ow no! +ÚwÚ His >_> gwandam's wrongs, ÚwÚ and nyot :33 his ;;w;; mothew's >_< shames, +^w^ Dwaws UwU those ^-^ heaven-moving uWu peawws from :33 his poor ^w^ eyes, +>_< Which heaven UwU shaww OwO take uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :3 a >w< fee; +Ay, with these >_> cwystaw beads heaven UwU shaww be bwib'd +;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ him justice ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge on OwO you. +:3 EWINyOW. ^.^ Thou monstwous uWu swandewew of heaven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ eawth! +OwO CONSTANCE. ^.^ Thou monstwous >_> injuwew of heaven ÚwÚ and earth, +;;w;; Caww nyot ;;w;; me swandewew! ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye usuwp +uWu The xDD dominyations, ;;w;; woyawties, ÚwÚ and :3 wights, +Of ÚwÚ this OwO oppwessed ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ this >_> is >w< thy eldest ÚwÚ son's x3 son, +:33 Infowtunyate uWu in >_< nyothing >_> but uWu in thee. +x3 Thy :3 sins OwO awe OwO visited uWu in ÚwÚ this poor child; +uWu The :3 canyon of x3 the law >_> is laid on :3 him, +uWu Being >_> but x3 the second OwO genyewation +Removed from >w< thy >w< sin-conceiving womb. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ Bedwam, uWu have ^-^ donye. +OwO CONSTANCE. UwU I uWu have >_> but ÚwÚ this to UwU say- +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is nyot >w< onwy >w< pwagued fow her ^w^ sin, +OwO But ^w^ God hath UwU made her x3 sin ÚwÚ and her x3 the pwague +On ÚwÚ this removed ^w^ issue, >w< pwagued fow her +xDD And with her ÚwÚ pwague; her x3 sin :33 his injuwy, +:3 Hew ^-^ injuwy x3 the beadwe to her sin; +All punyish'd uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ pewson of ÚwÚ this child, +xDD And aww fow xDD hew-a pwague ;;w;; upon >_> hew! +:3 EWINyOW. ^.^ Thou unadvised scold, UwU I ^.^ can produce +^-^ A xDD wiww :3 that bars x3 the ;;w;; titwe of >w< thy OwO son. +OwO CONSTANCE. Ay, who xDD doubts ^-^ that? ^-^ A :33 wiww, :3 a wicked :33 wiww; +^-^ A xDD woman's :33 wiww; :3 a ;;w;; cank'wed >_> gwandam's will! +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. uWu Peace, :33 wady! xDD pause, ow be ^.^ mowe ^.^ tempewate. +^.^ It :33 iww :33 beseems ÚwÚ this x3 pwesence to cwy aim +;;w;; To these ^-^ iww-tunyed repetitions. +;;w;; Some ÚwÚ twumpet ^.^ summon ÚwÚ hithew to x3 the OwO wawws +;;w;; These ;;w;; men of Angiews; wet >_> us hear them speak +>_< Whose ;;w;; titwe ;;w;; they UwU admit, Arthur's ow UwU John's. + +Trumpet uWu sounds. Entew :3 citizens ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO wawws + +;;w;; CITIZEN. Who >_> is >w< it :3 that hath wawn'd >_> us to x3 the OwO wawws? +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. 'Tis >_< Fwance, fow ^w^ Engwand. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. England fow itself. +>_> You ;;w;; men of xDD Angiews, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< woving subjects- +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> You >w< woving ;;w;; men of xDD Angiews, Arthur's xDD subjects, +Our ÚwÚ twumpet ^w^ caww'd xDD you to ÚwÚ this ^-^ gentwe pawwe- +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. For UwU ouw advantage; >_< thewefowe hear >_> us fiwst. +;;w;; These flags of >_< Fwance, :3 that OwO awe xDD advanced OwO hewe +^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and pwospect of x3 youw xDD town, +:3 Have ÚwÚ hithew :3 mawch'd to x3 youw ^-^ endamagement; +uWu The cannons uWu have uWu theiw bowels full of :33 wwath, +xDD And ready UwU mounted OwO awe ;;w;; they to spit fowth +^-^ Theiw iwon >_< indignyation uWu 'gainst x3 youw wawws; +All uWu pwepawation fow :3 a bwoody ^-^ siege +xDD And merciless proceeding ^.^ by these OwO Fwench +ÚwÚ Confwont x3 youw ^.^ city's ^w^ eyes, x3 youw winking gates; +xDD And >_> but fow UwU ouw appwoach UwU those x3 sweeping ^.^ stonyes +:33 That >_< as :3 a x3 waist xDD doth ^-^ giwdwe xDD you about +^-^ By x3 the x3 compuwsion of uWu theiw ordinance +^-^ By ÚwÚ this time from uWu theiw xDD fixed beds of wime +xDD Had :33 been :33 dishabited, ÚwÚ and uWu wide havoc UwU made +For bwoody powew to >_< wush ;;w;; upon x3 youw peace. +OwO But on x3 the ^.^ sight of >_> us x3 youw ÚwÚ wawfuw OwO king, +Who painfully with much expedient :33 mawch +:3 Have ^.^ bwought :3 a countercheck >w< befowe x3 youw ^.^ gates, +;;w;; To :3 save unscwatch'd x3 youw ^.^ city's threat'ned :3 cheeks- +UwU Behowd, x3 the OwO Fwench ^w^ amaz'd x3 vouchsafe :3 a ^.^ pawwe; +xDD And now, ^w^ instead of x3 buwwets wwapp'd uWu in ^w^ fiwe, +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a ^.^ shaking x3 fevew uWu in x3 youw walls, +^-^ They >w< shoot >_> but ÚwÚ cawm wowds UwU fowded x3 up uWu in ^.^ smoke, +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a faithless ewwow uWu in x3 youw cars; +>_< Which :33 twust accordingly, uWu kind uWu citizens, +xDD And wet >_> us >_> in-youw OwO King, x3 whose labour'd ^.^ spiwits, +Forwearied uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu action of UwU swift speed, +Cwaves harbourage within x3 youw UwU city :33 wawws. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. x3 When UwU I uWu have said, >_< make answew to >_> us xDD both. +Lo, uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< wight uWu hand, x3 whose pwotection +Is UwU most >_< divinyewy ^.^ vow'd ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< wight +Of ^.^ him >w< it ^-^ howds, >w< stands xDD young Pwantagenyet, +^-^ Son to x3 the :33 ewdew ÚwÚ bwothew of ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, +xDD And x3 king ^-^ o'ew ^.^ him ÚwÚ and aww :3 that ^.^ he :3 enjoys; +For ÚwÚ this x3 down-twodden equity ^.^ we ;;w;; twead +^w^ In warlike :33 mawch these ;;w;; gweens >w< befowe x3 youw xDD town, +uWu Being nyo further ;;w;; enyemy to xDD you +Than x3 the :33 constwaint of hospitable ^.^ zeaw +^w^ In x3 the relief of ÚwÚ this OwO oppwessed chiwd +OwO Wewigiouswy uWu pwovokes. ^w^ Be ^w^ pweased xDD then +;;w;; To x3 pay :3 that >_> duty which xDD you :33 twuwy >_> owe +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that >_> owes :33 it, nyamewy, ÚwÚ this xDD young >_< pwince; +xDD And xDD then UwU ouw awms, ^.^ wike to :3 a muzzwed >_> beaw, +:3 Save uWu in ÚwÚ aspect, hath aww offence OwO seaw'd xDD up; +Our ^-^ cannyons' malice vainwy UwU shaww be xDD spent +^w^ Against x3 th' >_> invuwnyewabwe :33 cwouds of xDD heaven; +xDD And with :3 a blessed ÚwÚ and ^w^ unvex'd wetiwe, +With UwU unhack'd :33 swowds ÚwÚ and hewmets aww ^.^ unbwuis'd, +We xDD wiww UwU beaw ^.^ home :3 that ÚwÚ wusty :3 bwood again +>_< Which OwO hewe ^.^ we ^-^ came to spout OwO against x3 youw xDD town, +xDD And OwO weave x3 youw chiwdwen, ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and UwU you, uWu in peace. +OwO But >_> if xDD you fondwy pass UwU ouw x3 pwoffew'd OwO offew, +'Tis nyot x3 the ;;w;; wounduwe of x3 youw old-fac'd OwO wawws +UwU Can hide xDD you from UwU ouw xDD messengews of waw, +;;w;; Though aww these :3 Engwish ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^w^ discipwinye +^.^ Wewe ^-^ hawbouw'd uWu in uWu theiw wude OwO ciwcumfewence. +UwU Then tell us, UwU shaww x3 youw UwU city caww >_> us ;;w;; wowd +^w^ In :3 that behawf which ^.^ we uWu have challeng'd uWu it; +:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU give x3 the OwO signyaw to UwU ouw rage, +xDD And x3 stawk uWu in :3 bwood to UwU ouw possession? +;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ In UwU bwief: ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the ^w^ King of Engwand's UwU subjects; +For :3 him, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his wight, ^.^ we howd ÚwÚ this xDD town. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Acknyowwedge xDD then x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ^.^ in. +;;w;; CITIZEN. :33 That ^.^ can ^.^ we x3 nyot; >_> but ^.^ he :3 that ;;w;; pwuvs x3 the OwO King, +;;w;; To ^.^ him xDD wiww ^.^ we ^-^ pwuv x3 woyaw. Tiww :3 that time +:3 Have ^.^ we UwU wamm'd x3 up UwU ouw :3 gates OwO against x3 the wowwd. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ Doth nyot x3 the >_< cwown of England ^-^ pwuv x3 the >_> King? +xDD And >_> if nyot :3 that, UwU I ;;w;; bwing xDD you ÚwÚ witnyesses: +xDD Twice >_< fifteen thousand heawts of Engwand's >_< bweed- +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Bastards ÚwÚ and ewse. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ;;w;; To verify UwU ouw ;;w;; titwe with uWu theiw ^.^ wives. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ;;w;; As UwU many ÚwÚ and >_< as ;;w;; weww-bown xDD bwoods >_< as ^w^ those- +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ;;w;; Some >_< bastawds UwU too. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ;;w;; Stand uWu in :33 his OwO face to contwadict :33 his claim. +;;w;; CITIZEN. Tiww xDD you ÚwÚ compound x3 whose >w< wight >_> is uWu wowthiest, +We fow x3 the x3 wowthiest howd x3 the >w< wight from xDD both. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. UwU Then ^w^ God :33 fowgive x3 the x3 sin of aww UwU those >w< souws +:33 That to uWu theiw everlasting wesidence, +^.^ Befowe x3 the :33 dew of x3 evenying faww UwU shaww :33 fweet +^w^ In :3 dweadfuw uWu twiaw of UwU ouw kingdom's x3 king! +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> Amen, :3 Amen! Mount, ^-^ chevawiews; to >_> awms! +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Saint ;;w;; Geowge, :3 that >_> swing'd x3 the ^-^ dwagon, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; e'ew xDD since +x3 Sits UwU on's UwU howse back uWu at >_< minye ^w^ hostess' door, +:3 Teach >_> us x3 some UwU fence! :33 [To >_> AUSTWIA] Siwwah, :3 wewe UwU I uWu at ^.^ home, +At x3 youw ^.^ den, sirrah, with x3 youw wionyess, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu set >w< an ox-head to x3 youw ;;w;; wion's hide, +xDD And >_< make :3 a monstew of OwO you. +x3 AUSTWIA. ;;w;; Peace! nyo more. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_< O, :33 twembwe, fow xDD you hear x3 the wion woaw! +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Up :3 highew to x3 the pwain, :3 whewe we'll uWu set fowth +^w^ In best ;;w;; appointment aww UwU ouw regiments. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ÚwÚ Speed xDD then to OwO take ^w^ advantage of x3 the >_> fiewd. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^.^ It UwU shaww be so; ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 the othew hill +xDD Command x3 the xDD west to ^.^ stand. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and UwU ouw wight! Exeunt + +Here, ÚwÚ aftew excursions, enter x3 the uWu HEWAWD ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, +with twumpets, to x3 the :3 gates + +>_< FWENCH HEWAWD. >_> You ;;w;; men of xDD Angiews, open uWu wide x3 youw :3 gates +xDD And wet xDD young >_< Awthuw, >w< Duke of Britaine, x3 in, +Who ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand of Fwance ÚwÚ this day hath UwU made +Much ^.^ wowk fow tears uWu in UwU many >w< an :3 Engwish :33 mothew, +>_< Whose xDD sons >_< wie x3 scattewed on x3 the xDD bweeding ^.^ gwound; +xDD Many :3 a widow's :33 husband ÚwÚ gwuvwwing lies, +UwU Cowdwy ÚwÚ embwacing x3 the ^-^ discowouwed ^w^ eawth; +xDD And OwO victowy with xDD wittwe ^-^ woss xDD doth :33 pway +>_> Upon x3 the UwU dancing ^-^ bannyews of x3 the Fwench, +Who OwO awe uWu at uWu hand, x3 twiumphantwy :33 dispwayed, +;;w;; To enter conquewows, ÚwÚ and to :3 pwocwaim +Awthuw of >_< Bwitainye Engwand's ^w^ King ÚwÚ and x3 youws. + +Entew ENGLISH HERALD, with ÚwÚ twumpet + +ENGLISH HEWAWD. Rejoice, xDD you ;;w;; men of xDD Angiews, OwO wing x3 youw bells: +^w^ King John, x3 youw x3 king ÚwÚ and ^-^ Engwand's, xDD doth approach, +Commandew of ÚwÚ this :3 hot :3 mawicious x3 day. +^-^ Theiw armours :3 that :3 mawch'd >w< hence UwU so ^.^ siwvew-bwight +Hither ^-^ wetuwn aww gilt with Frenchmen's blood. +>_> Thewe ^.^ stuck nyo plume uWu in xDD any :3 Engwish uWu cwest +:33 That >_> is removed ^.^ by :3 a uWu staff of Fwance; +Our cowouws UwU do ^-^ wetuwn uWu in UwU those same ^.^ hands +:33 That uWu did dispway them when ^.^ we xDD fiwst :3 mawch'd forth; +xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a jowwy troop of UwU huntsmen come +Our ÚwÚ wusty Engwish, aww with puwpwed ^.^ hands, +OwO Dy'd uWu in x3 the dying >_> swaughtew of uWu theiw foes. +^w^ Open x3 youw :3 gates ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 the >w< victows >_> way. +;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 Hewawds, from x3 off UwU ouw tow'rs ^.^ we ^w^ might behowd +Fwom xDD fiwst to >w< wast x3 the :33 onset ÚwÚ and uWu wetiwe +Of both x3 youw uWu awmies, x3 whose xDD equawity +^-^ By UwU ouw best eyes ;;w;; cannyot be x3 censuwed. +Blood hath xDD bought bwood, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwows uWu have x3 answew'd blows; +^.^ Stwength match'd with >_< stwength, ÚwÚ and powew confwonted power; +UwU Both OwO awe xDD awike, ÚwÚ and both :33 awike ^.^ we >_> wike. +x3 Onye ^w^ must ^-^ pwuv greatest. While ;;w;; they >w< weigh UwU so ÚwÚ even, +We howd UwU ouw :33 town fow nyeithew, yet fow xDD both. + +Entew x3 the >w< two :3 KINGS, with uWu theiw x3 powews, uWu at sevewaw x3 doows + +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_< Fwance, x3 hast xDD thou yet ^.^ mowe :3 bwood to ;;w;; cast ÚwÚ away? +Say, UwU shaww x3 the :3 cuwwent of UwU ouw >w< wight >w< wun ^-^ on? +>_< Whose passage, vex'd with >w< thy OwO impediment, +Shall OwO weave :33 his OwO nyative :33 channyew ÚwÚ and OwO o'ewsweww +With course distuwb'd even >w< thy ^-^ confinying ^-^ showes, +OwO Unwess xDD thou wet :33 his :33 siwvew UwU watew >_< keep +^-^ A UwU peacefuw ^w^ pwogwess to x3 the xDD ocean. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. England, xDD thou x3 hast nyot >w< sav'd one >_< dwop of :3 bwood +^w^ In ÚwÚ this :3 hot uWu twiaw ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we of Fwance; +Wathew, wost more. xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand UwU I x3 sweaw, +:33 That >_< sways x3 the ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ this x3 cwimate x3 uvwwooks, +^.^ Befowe ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu way down UwU ouw just-borne awms, +^-^ We'ww put uWu thee ;;w;; down, uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ whom these :3 awms ^.^ we >_> beaw, +:33 Ow >_< add :3 a royal ^w^ nyumbew to x3 the >_< dead, +Gracing x3 the x3 scwoww :3 that uWu tewws of ÚwÚ this waw's ^-^ woss +With >_> swaughtew coupwed to x3 the xDD nyame of OwO kings. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >w< Ha, ^.^ majesty! >w< how xDD high >w< thy :3 gwowy tow'rs +x3 When x3 the rich :3 bwood of >w< kings >_> is uWu set on >_> fiwe! +>_< O, nyow xDD doth >_> Death winye :33 his >_< dead ;;w;; chaps with steel; +uWu The :33 swowds of ^-^ sowdiews OwO awe :33 his teeth, :33 his UwU fangs; +xDD And nyow ^.^ he feasts, OwO mousing x3 the >w< fwesh of men, +^w^ In undetermin'd ÚwÚ diffewences of OwO kings. +Why stand these royal fronts x3 amazed >_< thus? +Cwy :33 'havoc!' >w< kings; back to x3 the ^w^ stainyed >_> fiewd, +>_> You equal ^-^ potents, fiery kindled spiwits! +UwU Then wet :3 confusion of one ÚwÚ pawt :33 confiwm +uWu The ;;w;; othew's peace. Tiww >w< then, ÚwÚ bwows, bwood, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; death! +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_< Whose party UwU do x3 the xDD townsmen yet UwU admit? +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ÚwÚ Speak, uWu citizens, fow x3 Engwand; OwO who's x3 youw UwU king? +;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu The ^w^ King of England, when ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; King. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. xDD Knyow ^.^ him uWu in >_> us :3 that OwO hewe howd x3 up :33 his ÚwÚ wight. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^w^ In >_> us :3 that OwO awe UwU ouw UwU own great OwO deputy +xDD And UwU beaw >w< possession of UwU ouw ÚwÚ pewson UwU hewe, +Lord of UwU ouw >_> pwesence, xDD Angiews, ÚwÚ and of OwO you. +;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ A :33 gweatew pow'w than ^.^ we denyies aww >_< this; +xDD And >w< tiww >w< it be ^w^ undoubted, ^.^ we UwU do OwO wock +Our xDD fowmew :33 scwupwe uWu in UwU ouw strong-barr'd gates; +^-^ King'd of UwU ouw >_> feaws, ÚwÚ untiw UwU ouw >_> feaws, wesowv'd, +^w^ Be ^.^ by x3 some xDD cewtain x3 king purg'd ÚwÚ and depos'd. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, these :33 scwoywes of >_> Angiews fwout UwU you, OwO kings, +xDD And stand secuwewy on uWu theiw :3 battwements +;;w;; As uWu in :3 a >_> theatwe, >_> whence ;;w;; they >_> gape ÚwÚ and :33 point +At x3 youw >_< industwious ;;w;; scenyes ÚwÚ and acts of death. +uWu Youw royal presences be wuw'd ^.^ by ;;w;; me: +Do ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ mutinyes of >_< Jewusawem, +^w^ Be ^w^ fwiends awhiwe, ÚwÚ and both :33 conjointwy >w< bend +uWu Youw x3 shawpest >_< deeds of malice on ÚwÚ this xDD town. +^-^ By uWu east ÚwÚ and xDD west wet Fwance ÚwÚ and England ^-^ mount +^-^ Theiw x3 battewing cannon, UwU chawged to x3 the ^w^ mouths, +Tiww uWu theiw >_< souw-feawing clamours uWu have ;;w;; bwaww'd down +uWu The flinty OwO wibs of ÚwÚ this contemptuous >_> city. +;;w;; I'd :33 pway incessantly ;;w;; upon these ;;w;; jades, +Even >w< tiww >_< unfenced ^w^ desowation +Weave them >_< as nyaked >_< as x3 the uWu vuwgaw air. +:33 That :33 donye, :33 dissevew x3 youw united strengths +xDD And ÚwÚ pawt x3 youw >w< mingwed cowouws >_> once OwO again, +Tuwn OwO face to OwO face ÚwÚ and bwoody :33 point to ^-^ point; +UwU Then uWu in :3 a x3 moment :33 Fowtunye UwU shaww ÚwÚ cuww fowth +UwU Out of one x3 side her ^w^ happy ÚwÚ minyion, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom uWu in ^.^ favouw ^.^ she UwU shaww UwU give x3 the ^-^ day, +xDD And :3 kiss ^.^ him with :3 a glorious ^.^ victowy. +How ^.^ wike xDD you ÚwÚ this >w< wiwd counsew, ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ states? +:33 Smacks >w< it nyot ^-^ something of x3 the powicy? +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the sky :3 that uWu hangs :33 abuv UwU ouw >_< heads, +UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it well. >_< Fwance, UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< knyit UwU ouw pow'rs +xDD And uWu way ÚwÚ this >_> Angiews even with x3 the ^.^ gwound; +UwU Then ÚwÚ aftew >w< fight who UwU shaww be x3 king of :33 it? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ An >_> if xDD thou x3 hast x3 the mettle of :3 a OwO king, +uWu Being wrong'd >_< as ^.^ we OwO awe ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> peevish xDD town, +Tuwn xDD thou x3 the xDD mouth of >w< thy ÚwÚ awtiwwewy, +;;w;; As ^.^ we xDD wiww >_> ouws, OwO against these ^w^ saucy wawws; +xDD And when :3 that ^.^ we uWu have dash'd them to x3 the ground, +Why xDD then ^.^ defy >_< each ÚwÚ othew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ peww-meww +^-^ Make ^.^ wowk ;;w;; upon ;;w;; ouwsewves, fow heaven ow uWu heww. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Let >w< it be :3 so. Say, :3 whewe xDD wiww xDD you ^w^ assauwt? +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. We from x3 the xDD west xDD wiww >_> send >w< destwuction +^.^ Into ÚwÚ this ^.^ city's ÚwÚ bosom. +x3 AUSTWIA. UwU I from x3 the nyowth. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Our >_> thundew from x3 the south +Shall xDD wain uWu theiw dwift of x3 buwwets on ÚwÚ this xDD town. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 [Aside] x3 O x3 pwudent >w< discipwinye! Fwom ^.^ nyowth to :3 south, +:33 Austwia ÚwÚ and Fwance >w< shoot uWu in >_< each ;;w;; othew's xDD mouth. +I'll stir them to it.-Come, away, away! +;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< Heaw us, great :33 kings: x3 vouchsafe ^-^ awhiwe to ;;w;; stay, +xDD And UwU I UwU shaww x3 show xDD you uWu peace ÚwÚ and faiw-fac'd league; +Win xDD you ÚwÚ this UwU city ^-^ without ^w^ stwoke ow ^-^ wound; +ÚwÚ Wescue UwU those :33 bweathing ;;w;; wives to ^-^ die uWu in beds +:33 That OwO hewe come sacrifices fow x3 the >_> fiewd. +^w^ Pewsevew >_> nyot, >_> but hear uWu me, ^-^ mighty OwO kings. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^w^ Speak on with ^.^ favouw; ^.^ we OwO awe UwU bent to heaw. +;;w;; CITIZEN. :33 That daughter there of UwU Spain, x3 the xDD Wady Blanch, +Is uWu nyiece to x3 Engwand; wook ;;w;; upon x3 the years +Of Lewis x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and :3 that lovely ^-^ maid. +;;w;; If ÚwÚ wusty wuv >_> shouwd OwO go uWu in ^w^ quest of >w< beauty, +Whewe >_> shouwd ^.^ he find >w< it fairer than uWu in Blanch? +;;w;; If zeawous wuv >_> shouwd OwO go uWu in ^-^ seawch of virtue, +Whewe >_> shouwd ^.^ he find >w< it >w< puwew than uWu in Blanch? +;;w;; If wuv :3 ambitious >_< sought :3 a >_< match of birth, +>_< Whose >_> veins bound xDD wichew :3 bwood than xDD Wady Blanch? +>w< Such >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, uWu in >w< beauty, virtue, birth, +Is x3 the xDD young uWu Dauphin every uWu way compwete- +;;w;; If nyot complete :33 of, >_> say ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^.^ she; +xDD And ^.^ she again wants uWu nyothing, to xDD nyame >w< want, +;;w;; If ^.^ want >w< it be nyot :3 that ^.^ she >_> is nyot he. +>w< He >_> is x3 the half ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a blessed ^w^ man, +Left to be finyished ^.^ by xDD such >_< as ^.^ she; +xDD And ^.^ she :3 a >w< faiw OwO divided excewwence, +>_< Whose fulness of pewfection wies uWu in ^.^ him. +>_< O, >w< two xDD such :33 siwvew :33 cuwwents, when ;;w;; they >_< join, +Do gwowify x3 the uWu banks :3 that bound them UwU in; +xDD And >w< two xDD such uWu showes to >w< two xDD such streams UwU made one, +Two xDD such >w< contwowwing UwU bounds, UwU shaww xDD you be, xDD Kings, +;;w;; To these >w< two >_< pwinces, >_> if xDD you marry OwO them. +This >w< unyion UwU shaww UwU do ^.^ mowe than ^-^ battewy ^.^ can +;;w;; To UwU ouw fast-cwosed gates; fow uWu at ÚwÚ this >_< match +With ^w^ swiftew UwU spween than OwO powdew ^.^ can enforce, +uWu The xDD mouth of uWu passage UwU shaww ^.^ we fwing uWu wide ^w^ ope +xDD And UwU give xDD you >_< entwance; >_> but ^-^ without ÚwÚ this ;;w;; match, +uWu The sea enwaged >_> is nyot half UwU so deaf, +Wions ^.^ mowe confident, ^-^ mountains ÚwÚ and x3 wocks +uWu Mowe fwee from motion-no, nyot >_> Death >_< himsewf +^w^ In >w< mowtaw UwU fuwy half UwU so ^w^ pewemptowy +;;w;; As ^.^ we to >_< keep ÚwÚ this >_> city. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_> Hewe's :3 a xDD stay +:33 That ÚwÚ shakes x3 the wotten ^.^ cawcass of ;;w;; owd >_> Death +UwU Out of :33 his UwU wags! >_> Hewe's :3 a large uWu mouth, :33 indeed, +:33 That x3 spits fowth :33 death ÚwÚ and >_< mountains, x3 wocks ÚwÚ and uWu seas; +Talks >_< as >_> famiwiawwy of xDD woawing wions +;;w;; As ^w^ maids of thirteen UwU do of UwU puppy-dogs! +>_> What ÚwÚ cannyonyeew ^.^ begot ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wusty >_< bwood? +>w< He xDD speaks uWu pwain xDD cannyon-fiwe, ÚwÚ and >_< smoke ÚwÚ and :33 bounce; +>w< He ;;w;; gives x3 the ^.^ bastinyado with :33 his tongue; +Our OwO eaws OwO awe cudgell'd; nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd of :33 his +OwO But ^w^ buffets xDD bettew than :3 a >_< fist of Fwance. +uWu Zounds! UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew UwU so ;;w;; bethump'd with wowds +Since UwU I xDD fiwst ^w^ caww'd x3 my brother's >w< fathew x3 dad. +:3 EWINyOW. UwU Son, ÚwÚ wist to ÚwÚ this :33 conjunction, >_< make ÚwÚ this >w< match; +Give with UwU ouw uWu nyiece :3 a ^.^ dowwy large >_< enyough; +For ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_< knyot xDD thou shalt UwU so x3 suwewy :33 tie +x3 Thy nyow unsuw'd assurance to x3 the >_< cwown +:33 That >_< yon green ;;w;; boy UwU shaww uWu have nyo sun to ripe +uWu The bloom :3 that uWu pwomiseth :3 a ^-^ mighty fwuit. +UwU I >_> see :3 a yiewding uWu in x3 the :33 wooks of Fwance; +>_> Mawk >w< how ;;w;; they uWu whispew. Uwge them OwO whiwe uWu theiw >w< souws +^w^ Awe capabwe of ÚwÚ this ambition, +Lest zeal, nyow mewted ^.^ by x3 the >_< windy UwU bweath +Of soft >_< petitions, pity, ÚwÚ and wemowse, +Coow ÚwÚ and ^-^ congeaw again to >_> what >w< it uWu was. +;;w;; CITIZEN. Why answew nyot x3 the :3 doubwe OwO majesties +This xDD fwiendwy ^w^ tweaty of UwU ouw threat'ned >_< town? +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^w^ Speak England ÚwÚ fiwst, :3 that hath :33 been forward xDD fiwst +;;w;; To speak >w< unto ÚwÚ this >_< city: >_> what >_> say you? +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ;;w;; If :3 that x3 the uWu Dauphin thewe, >w< thy princely x3 son, +UwU Can uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ book of beauty ^w^ wead ÚwÚ 'I xDD wuv,' +:3 Hew ^.^ dowwy UwU shaww >w< weigh equal with :3 a queen; +For Anjou, ÚwÚ and >w< faiw x3 Touwainye, ^-^ Mainye, >_< Poictiews, +xDD And aww :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this x3 side x3 the ;;w;; sea- +UwU Except ÚwÚ this UwU city nyow ^.^ by >_> us :3 besieg'd- +UwU Find UwU wiabwe to UwU ouw >_< cwown ÚwÚ and UwU dignyity, +Shall gild her bwidaw ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and >_< make her rich +^w^ In >_> titwes, honours, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwomotions, +;;w;; As ^.^ she uWu in >w< beauty, :3 education, bwood, +Howds uWu hand with xDD any ^-^ pwincess of x3 the wowwd. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> What say'st UwU thou, boy? Wook uWu in x3 the >_> wady's ;;w;; face. +xDD WEWIS. UwU I UwU do, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and uWu in her ^w^ eye UwU I find +^-^ A OwO wondew, ow :3 a wondwous miracle, +uWu The :3 shadow of mysewf UwU fowm'd uWu in her >_< eye; +>_< Which, ^.^ being >_> but x3 the :3 shadow of x3 youw x3 son, +>_> Becomes :3 a sun, ÚwÚ and x3 makes x3 youw >_< son :3 a ^.^ shadow. +UwU I UwU do ^w^ pwotest UwU I >_< nyevew :3 wov'd mysewf +Tiww nyow infixed UwU I beheld mysewf +Drawn uWu in x3 the flattering tabwe of her :33 eye. +>_< [Whispews with uWu BWANCH] +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 [Aside] Drawn uWu in x3 the flattering tabwe of her >_< eye, +Hang'd uWu in x3 the >_> fwownying wrinkle of her >_> bwow, +xDD And quawtew'd uWu in her uWu heawt-he xDD doth :33 espy +Himsewf love's traitor. This >_> is pity now, +:33 That :33 hang'd ÚwÚ and drawn ÚwÚ and quawtew'd there >_> shouwd be +^w^ In xDD such :3 a wuv UwU so ^-^ viwe :3 a UwU wout >_< as he. +>w< BWANCH. OwO My ^-^ uncwe's xDD wiww uWu in ÚwÚ this wespect >_> is ^w^ minye. +;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> see ^.^ aught uWu in xDD you :3 that x3 makes ^.^ him :3 wike, +:33 That ;;w;; anything ^.^ he sees which moves :33 his UwU wiking +UwU I ^.^ can with ^w^ ease UwU twanswate >w< it to x3 my :33 wiww; +:33 Ow >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, to speak ^.^ mowe :33 pwopewwy, +UwU I xDD wiww enforce >w< it eas'wy to x3 my love. +>w< Fuwthew UwU I xDD wiww nyot flatter UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, +:33 That aww UwU I >_> see uWu in xDD you >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy xDD wuv, +Than :33 this: :3 that >_< nyothing UwU do UwU I >_> see uWu in :3 you- +;;w;; Though churlish >_< thoughts x3 themsewves >_> shouwd be x3 youw UwU judge- +:33 That UwU I ^.^ can find >_> shouwd merit xDD any ^.^ hate. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> What >_> say these xDD young ones? >_> What >_> say UwU you, x3 my >w< nyiece? +>w< BWANCH. :33 That ^.^ she >_> is bound uWu in honour still to UwU do +>_> What xDD you uWu in ^.^ wisdom still x3 vouchsafe to :3 say. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^w^ Speak >w< then, Prince uWu Dauphin; ^.^ can xDD you wuv ÚwÚ this x3 wady? +xDD WEWIS. Nyay, ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I ^.^ can wefwain from love; +For UwU I UwU do wuv her UwU most OwO unfeignyedwy. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. UwU Then UwU do UwU I UwU give Volquessen, x3 Touwainye, ^-^ Mainye, +>_< Poictiews, ÚwÚ and Anjou, these five pwovinces, +With her to ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >w< addition >_> mowe, +Full ;;w;; thiwty thousand >w< mawks of :3 Engwish coin. +^.^ Phiwip of >_< Fwance, >_> if xDD thou be pleas'd withaw, +xDD Command >w< thy >_< son ÚwÚ and daughter to ^w^ join ^w^ hands. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^.^ It likes >_> us well; xDD young >_< pwinces, ^-^ cwose x3 youw ^w^ hands. +x3 AUSTWIA. xDD And x3 youw lips :3 too; fow UwU I ^w^ am weww x3 assuw'd +:33 That UwU I uWu did UwU so when UwU I UwU was xDD fiwst :33 assuw'd. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> Nyow, :3 citizens of xDD Angiews, ^w^ ope x3 youw ^.^ gates, +Let uWu in :3 that >_< amity which xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ made; +For uWu at Saint Mawy's ^w^ chapew presently +uWu The rites of ^.^ mawwiage UwU shaww be x3 sowemnyiz'd. +Is nyot x3 the xDD Wady Constance uWu in ÚwÚ this troop? +UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she >_> is x3 nyot; fow ÚwÚ this >_< match UwU made x3 up +:3 Hew x3 pwesence ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_< intewwupted :33 much. +Whewe >_> is ^.^ she ÚwÚ and her uWu son? Teww uWu me, who knyows. +xDD WEWIS. :33 She >_> is >_> sad ÚwÚ and passionyate uWu at x3 youw Highness' uWu tent. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ this :33 weague :3 that ^.^ we uWu have UwU made +Will UwU give her >_> sadnyess xDD vewy xDD wittwe x3 cuwe. +^-^ Bwothew of England, >w< how OwO may ^.^ we :3 content +This ^.^ widow x3 wady? ^w^ In her >w< wight ^.^ we >_> came; +>_< Which :33 we, ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, uWu have >_> tuwn'd anyothew :3 way, +;;w;; To UwU ouw UwU own vantage. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. We xDD wiww heal x3 up all, +For we'll >w< cweate xDD young Awthuw >w< Duke of Britaine, +xDD And ^-^ Eaww of xDD Wichmond; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this rich >w< faiw :33 town +We >_< make ^.^ him ;;w;; wowd uWu of. ;;w;; Caww x3 the xDD Wady Constance; +;;w;; Some UwU speedy :3 messengew bid her repair +;;w;; To UwU ouw solemnity. UwU I :33 twust ^.^ we UwU shaww, +;;w;; If nyot ^w^ fiww x3 up x3 the UwU measuwe of her :33 wiww, +ÚwÚ Yet uWu in x3 some UwU measuwe satisfy her UwU so +:33 That ^.^ we UwU shaww ÚwÚ stop her ^-^ excwamation. +Go ^.^ we >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ haste xDD wiww suffew >_> us +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this x3 unwook'd-fow, xDD unpwepawed pomp. +Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the BASTARD +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Mad ;;w;; wowwd! ^-^ mad OwO kings! ^-^ mad composition! +John, to ÚwÚ stop Arthur's >_< tide uWu in x3 the ^-^ whowe, +>_< Hath ^w^ wiwwingwy ^.^ depawted with :3 a ^w^ pawt; +xDD And >_< Fwance, x3 whose ^-^ awmouw >_> conscience UwU buckwed ;;w;; on, +;;w;; Whom ^.^ zeaw ÚwÚ and xDD chawity ^.^ bwought to x3 the field +;;w;; As >_> God's UwU own sowdiew, wounded uWu in x3 the ear +With :3 that same ^w^ puwpose-changew, :3 that sly deviw, +:33 That >w< bwokew :3 that still >_< bweaks x3 the OwO pate of ^w^ faith, +:33 That x3 daiwy x3 bweak-vow, ^.^ he :3 that ^w^ wins of all, +Of OwO kings, of beggaws, ;;w;; owd men, xDD young men, >_< maids, +Who xDD having nyo ÚwÚ extewnyaw ^.^ thing to wose +OwO But x3 the ;;w;; wowd >_< 'maid,' cheats x3 the poor >_< maid of :33 that; +:33 That :33 smooth-fac'd gentweman, >_> tickwing ^-^ commodity, +Commodity, x3 the :3 bias of x3 the world- +uWu The ^w^ wowwd, who of itsewf >_> is peised weww, +Made to >w< wun even ;;w;; upon even ground, +Tiww ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ advantage, ÚwÚ this viwe-dwawing OwO bias, +This xDD sway of >w< motion, ÚwÚ this ^-^ commodity, +:3 Makes >w< it OwO take >_> head from aww indifferency, +Fwom aww ^w^ diwection, xDD puwpose, course, intent- +xDD And ÚwÚ this same OwO bias, ÚwÚ this ^-^ commodity, +This ^w^ bawd, ÚwÚ this broker, ÚwÚ this UwU aww-changing word, +OwO Cwapp'd on x3 the :33 outwawd ^w^ eye of >_> fickwe >_< Fwance, +>_< Hath drawn ^.^ him from :33 his UwU own ;;w;; detewmin'd ^w^ aid, +Fwom :3 a :3 wesowv'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ honyouwabwe waw, +;;w;; To :3 a UwU most UwU base ÚwÚ and vile-concluded peace. +xDD And >w< why waiw UwU I on ÚwÚ this commodity? +OwO But fow uWu because ^.^ he hath nyot woo'd ;;w;; me :33 yet; +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I uWu have x3 the powew to clutch x3 my uWu hand +x3 When :33 his >w< faiw ^-^ angews ^.^ wouwd OwO sawute x3 my pawm, +OwO But fow x3 my uWu hand, >_< as >w< unyattempted ^w^ yet, +Wike :3 a poor beggar ^w^ waiweth on x3 the ;;w;; wich. +xDD Weww, whiwes UwU I ^w^ am :3 a beggar, UwU I xDD wiww waiw +xDD And >_> say there >_> is nyo x3 sin >_> but to be wich; +xDD And ^.^ being rich, x3 my viwtue xDD then UwU shaww be +;;w;; To >_> say there >_> is nyo :33 vice >_> but beggary. +Since >w< kings bweak :33 faith ;;w;; upon ^-^ commodity, +xDD Gain, be x3 my uWu wowd, fow UwU I xDD wiww :33 wowship thee. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +Fwance. uWu The >_< FWENCH KING'S ÚwÚ camp + +Entew ^w^ CONSTANCE, AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and SALISBURY + +OwO CONSTANCE. Gonye to be married! Gonye to >_< sweaw :3 a peace! +ÚwÚ Fawse :3 bwood to UwU fawse :3 bwood join'd! Gonye to be ÚwÚ fwiends! +Shall Lewis uWu have Blanch, ÚwÚ and Blanch UwU those :33 pwovinces? +^.^ It >_> is nyot so; xDD thou x3 hast OwO misspoke, :33 misheawd; +^w^ Be weww ^w^ advis'd, tell ^-^ o'ew >w< thy xDD tawe ;;w;; again. +^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be; xDD thou dost >_> but >_> say UwU 'tis so; +UwU I :33 twust UwU I OwO may nyot :33 twust ÚwÚ thee, fow >w< thy ;;w;; wowd +Is >_> but x3 the :33 vain UwU bweath of :3 a ^w^ common ^w^ man: +:3 Bewieve ;;w;; me UwU I UwU do nyot ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ thee, xDD man; +UwU I uWu have :3 a >_< king's ^-^ oath to x3 the ^.^ contwawy. +^.^ Thou shalt be punyish'd fow OwO thus ÚwÚ fwighting uWu me, +For UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick ÚwÚ and capabwe of >_> feaws, +xDD Oppwess'd with wrongs, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe full of fears; +^-^ A uWu widow, >_< husbandwess, x3 subject to fears; +^-^ A ^w^ woman, nyatuwawwy bown to fears; +xDD And ^w^ though xDD thou nyow x3 confess xDD thou :33 didst >_> but ^.^ jest, +With x3 my vex'd ;;w;; spiwits UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO take :3 a truce, +OwO But ;;w;; they xDD wiww quake ÚwÚ and :3 twembwe aww ÚwÚ this x3 day. +>_> What dost xDD thou >_> mean ^.^ by ^.^ shaking of >w< thy head? +Why dost xDD thou wook UwU so sadwy on x3 my uWu son? +>_> What means :3 that uWu hand ;;w;; upon :3 that breast of >_< thinye? +Why ÚwÚ howds ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye :3 that lamentable rheum, +Wike :3 a OwO pwoud river peewing ^-^ o'ew :33 his ^-^ bounds? +^w^ Be these >_> sad signs confiwmews of >w< thy xDD wowds? +UwU Then speak again-not aww >w< thy xDD fowmew :33 tawe, +OwO But ÚwÚ this one word, >w< whethew >w< thy xDD tawe be true. +SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; As true >_< as UwU I ^-^ bewieve xDD you think them UwU fawse +:33 That UwU give xDD you cause to ^-^ pwuv x3 my :3 saying true. +OwO CONSTANCE. >_< O, >_> if xDD thou >_< teach ;;w;; me to ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ this >_> sowwow, +:3 Teach xDD thou ÚwÚ this sorrow >w< how to >_< make ;;w;; me :3 die; +xDD And wet bewief ÚwÚ and >w< wife x3 encountew UwU so +;;w;; As xDD doth x3 the UwU fuwy of >w< two despewate ;;w;; men +>_< Which uWu in x3 the xDD vewy meeting faww ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! +Lewis marry >_< Bwanch! x3 O ^-^ boy, xDD then :3 whewe awt thou? +Fwance :33 fwiend with x3 Engwand; >_> what x3 becomes of me? +ÚwÚ Fewwow, be gone: UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook >w< thy sight; +This nyews hath UwU made uWu thee :3 a UwU most ugwy man. +SAWISBUWY. >_> What othew x3 hawm uWu have I, ÚwÚ good UwU wady, donye +OwO But ^-^ spoke x3 the x3 hawm :3 that >_> is ^.^ by ;;w;; othews done? +OwO CONSTANCE. >_< Which x3 hawm within itsewf UwU so ;;w;; heinyous >_> is +;;w;; As >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; hawmfuw aww :3 that speak of :3 it. +>_> AWTHUW. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, UwU madam, be OwO content. +OwO CONSTANCE. ;;w;; If xDD thou :3 that ^w^ bid'st ;;w;; me be :3 content OwO wewt ^-^ gwim, +OwO Ugwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ swand'wous to >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's womb, +Full of ;;w;; unpweasing bwots ÚwÚ and sightless stains, +;;w;; Wame, :33 foowish, :33 cwooked, swawt, ÚwÚ pwodigious, +Patch'd with fouw >_> mowes ÚwÚ and UwU eye-offending ^w^ mawks, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot care, UwU I xDD then ^.^ wouwd be content; +For xDD then UwU I >_> shouwd nyot wuv ÚwÚ thee; no, nor xDD thou +Become >w< thy great birth, nor OwO desewve :3 a crown. +OwO But xDD thou awt faiw, ÚwÚ and uWu at >w< thy birth, uWu deaw ^-^ boy, +ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ÚwÚ and :33 Fowtunye OwO join'd to >_< make uWu thee great: +Of Nyatuwe's ^.^ gifts xDD thou uWu mayst with ^.^ wiwies boast, +xDD And with x3 the half-blown OwO wose; >_> but ÚwÚ Fowtunye, :3 O! +:33 She >_> is UwU cowwupted, ^w^ chang'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ won from ÚwÚ thee; +Sh' >_< aduwtewates hourly with ^.^ thinye :33 uncwe John, +xDD And with her golden uWu hand hath ^w^ pwuck'd on Fwance +;;w;; To ;;w;; twead down >w< faiw wespect of ^.^ suvweignty, +xDD And UwU made :33 his ^.^ majesty x3 the ;;w;; bawd to theirs. +Fwance >_> is :3 a ;;w;; bawd to :33 Fowtunye ÚwÚ and ^w^ King uWu John- +:33 That stwumpet ÚwÚ Fowtunye, :3 that usuwping John! +Teww uWu me, xDD thou fewwow, >_> is nyot Fwance ÚwÚ fowswown? +>w< Envenyom ^.^ him with wowds, ow get uWu thee >_> gonye +xDD And OwO weave UwU those :3 woes awonye which UwU I awonye +^w^ Am bound to :33 undew-beaw. +SAWISBUWY. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, UwU madam, +UwU I OwO may nyot OwO go ^-^ without xDD you to x3 the OwO kings. +OwO CONSTANCE. ^.^ Thou ^-^ mayst, xDD thou shalt; UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO go with ÚwÚ thee; +UwU I xDD wiww instwuct x3 my ^w^ sowwows to be :3 pwoud, +For grief >_> is :3 pwoud, ÚwÚ and x3 makes :33 his owner stoop. +;;w;; To uWu me, ÚwÚ and to x3 the >w< state of x3 my great gwief, +Let >w< kings uWu assembwe; fow x3 my grief's UwU so great +:33 That nyo x3 suppowtew >_> but x3 the >_> huge >w< fiwm ^.^ eawth +UwU Can howd >w< it :33 up. >_> [Seats herself on x3 the ground] +:3 Hewe UwU I ÚwÚ and ^w^ sowwows ^.^ sit; +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 my throne, bid >w< kings come bow to :3 it. + +Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ PHIWIP, :3 WEWIS, BWANCH, +ELINOR, x3 the :33 BASTAWD, :33 AUSTWIA, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. 'Tis ^-^ twue, >w< faiw ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this blessed day +^w^ Evew uWu in Fwance UwU shaww be :33 kept :3 festivaw. +;;w;; To solemnize ÚwÚ this day x3 the glorious sun +ÚwÚ Stays uWu in :33 his course ÚwÚ and plays x3 the ^.^ awchemist, +UwU Tuwnying with xDD spwendouw of :33 his >_< pwecious ^w^ eye +uWu The :3 meagwe uWu cwoddy ^.^ eawth to gwittewing ;;w;; gowd. +uWu The yeawwy course :3 that >_< bwings ÚwÚ this day about +Shall >_< nyevew >_> see >w< it >_> but :3 a holiday. +OwO CONSTANCE. x3 [Wising] ^-^ A wicked ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a >w< howy ^.^ day! +>_> What hath ÚwÚ this day ÚwÚ desewv'd? >_> what hath >w< it donye +:33 That >w< it uWu in golden x3 wettews >_> shouwd be uWu set +>_> Among x3 the xDD high uWu tides uWu in x3 the :33 cawendaw? +Nyay, rather turn ÚwÚ this day x3 out of x3 the ;;w;; week, +This day of UwU shame, oppwession, perjury; +:3 Ow, >_> if >w< it ^w^ must stand still, wet ;;w;; wives with chiwd +>_> Pway :3 that uWu theiw burdens OwO may nyot faww ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, +Lest :3 that uWu theiw hopes ÚwÚ pwodigiouswy be cross'd; +OwO But on ÚwÚ this day wet >_< seamen feaw nyo wweck; +No :3 bawgains bweak :3 that OwO awe nyot ÚwÚ this day ÚwÚ made; +This ^-^ day, aww ^.^ things ÚwÚ begun come to :33 iww ^w^ end, +Yea, :33 faith itsewf to OwO howwow UwU fawsehood change! +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU wady, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have nyo cause +;;w;; To UwU cuwse x3 the >w< faiw proceedings of ÚwÚ this x3 day. +:3 Have UwU I nyot :3 pawn'd to xDD you x3 my xDD majesty? +OwO CONSTANCE. >_> You uWu have beguiw'd ;;w;; me with :3 a OwO countewfeit +>_> Wesembwing ^.^ majesty, ^w^ which, ^.^ being touch'd ÚwÚ and twied, +Pwuvs valueless; xDD you OwO awe forsworn, uWu fowswown; +>_> You ^-^ came uWu in :3 awms to ^.^ spiww >_< minye ^.^ enyemies' bwood, +OwO But nyow uWu in :3 awms xDD you strengthen >w< it with x3 youws. +uWu The :33 gwappwing >_< vigouw ÚwÚ and OwO wough fwown of >w< waw +Is UwU cowd uWu in >_< amity ÚwÚ and painted ÚwÚ peace, +xDD And UwU ouw oppwession hath UwU made x3 up ÚwÚ this ^-^ weague. +>_< Awm, ^.^ awm, xDD you >w< heavens, OwO against these >w< pewjuw'd OwO kings! +^-^ A ^.^ widow cries: ^w^ Be :33 husband to uWu me, OwO heavens! +Let nyot x3 the >_> houws of ÚwÚ this >w< ungodwy day +:3 Weaw x3 out x3 the day uWu in :3 peace; but, ere sunset, +Set :3 awmed ^-^ discowd 'twixt these >w< pewjuw'd OwO kings! +>w< Heaw uWu me, >_< O, hear me! +x3 AUSTWIA. xDD Wady xDD Constance, peace! +OwO CONSTANCE. >_> Waw! xDD waw! nyo peace! :3 Peace >_> is to ;;w;; me :3 a waw. +x3 O ;;w;; Wymoges! x3 O Austria! xDD thou dost ^-^ shame +:33 That bwoody spoil. ^.^ Thou :33 swave, xDD thou :3 wwetch, xDD thou OwO cowawd! +^.^ Thou xDD wittwe valiant, great uWu in x3 viwwainy! +^.^ Thou OwO evew >w< stwong ;;w;; upon x3 the stronger :33 side! +^.^ Thou Fowtunye's x3 champion :3 that dost >_< nyevew >w< fight +OwO But when her humorous >w< wadyship >_> is ^.^ by +;;w;; To >_< teach uWu thee xDD safety! ^.^ Thou awt >w< pewjuw'd :3 too, +xDD And ^.^ sooth'st x3 up gweatnyess. >_> What :3 a >w< foow awt UwU thou, +^-^ A wamping x3 foow, to bwag ÚwÚ and stamp ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw +>_> Upon x3 my pawty! ^.^ Thou >w< cowd-bwooded :33 swave, +Hast xDD thou nyot ^-^ spoke ^.^ wike >_> thundew on x3 my side, +:33 Been sworn x3 my sowdiew, OwO bidding ;;w;; me :3 depend +>_> Upon >w< thy ÚwÚ staws, >w< thy fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< stwength, +xDD And dost xDD thou nyow faww uvw to x3 my foes? +^.^ Thou ^-^ weaw :3 a ;;w;; wion's hide! >w< Doff >w< it fow UwU shame, +xDD And ^w^ hang :3 a calf's-skin on UwU those xDD wecweant xDD wimbs. +x3 AUSTWIA. x3 O :3 that :3 a x3 man >_> shouwd speak UwU those wowds to me! +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD And ^w^ hang :3 a calf's-skin on UwU those xDD wecweant xDD wimbs. +x3 AUSTWIA. ^.^ Thou ^w^ daw'st nyot >_> say >_> so, villain, fow >w< thy life. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD And ^w^ hang :3 a calf's-skin on UwU those xDD wecweant xDD wimbs. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. We ^.^ wike nyot :33 this: xDD thou dost x3 fowget thysewf. + +Entew ^.^ PANDUWPH + +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the >w< howy wegate of x3 the >_> Pope. +:33 PANDUWPH. >w< Haiw, xDD you ^-^ anyointed deputies of :3 heaven! +;;w;; To ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ King John, x3 my >w< howy x3 ewwand >w< is. +UwU I Pandulph, of >w< faiw Milan ^-^ cawdinyaw, +xDD And from ^.^ Pope OwO Innyocent x3 the wegate UwU hewe, +Do uWu in :33 his xDD nyame x3 wewigiouswy ;;w;; demand +Why xDD thou OwO against x3 the :3 Chuwch, UwU ouw >w< howy :33 mothew, +^w^ So uWu wiwfuwwy dost UwU spuwn; ÚwÚ and force ^.^ pewfowce +^w^ Keep ^w^ Stephen ^.^ Wangton, OwO chosen UwU Awchbishop +Of Canterbury, from :3 that >w< howy see? +>w< This, uWu in UwU ouw xDD fowesaid >w< howy father's :33 nyame, +^.^ Pope >_> Innyocent, UwU I UwU do ;;w;; demand of thee. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> What ÚwÚ eawthwy xDD nyame to >_< intewwogatowies +UwU Can :3 task x3 the fwee UwU bweath of :3 a uWu sacwed UwU king? +^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst >_> nyot, Cardinal, >w< devise :3 a xDD nyame +^w^ So >_< swight, ^-^ unwowthy, ÚwÚ and widicuwous, +;;w;; To :3 chawge ;;w;; me to >w< an ÚwÚ answew, >_< as x3 the >_> Pope. +Teww ^.^ him ÚwÚ this :33 tawe, ÚwÚ and from x3 the xDD mouth of England +;;w;; Add OwO thus much >_> mowe, :3 that nyo Itawian priest +Shall >w< tithe ow ^w^ toww uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ dominyions; +OwO But >_< as ^.^ we :33 undew heaven OwO awe supweme head, +So, :33 undew xDD Him :3 that great xDD supwemacy, +Whewe ^.^ we UwU do OwO weign ^.^ we xDD wiww awonye uphold, +Without x3 th' ^.^ assistance of :3 a >w< mowtaw >w< hand. +^w^ So tell x3 the :3 Pope, aww ^w^ wevewence uWu set UwU apawt +;;w;; To ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his usuwp'd authowity. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^-^ Bwothew of England, xDD you ÚwÚ bwaspheme uWu in UwU this. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ;;w;; Though xDD you ÚwÚ and aww x3 the >w< kings of ;;w;; Chwistendom +^w^ Awe x3 wed UwU so grossly ^.^ by ÚwÚ this meddling ;;w;; pwiest, +Dweading x3 the UwU cuwse :3 that monyey OwO may UwU buy ^.^ out, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the merit of ^-^ viwe ^.^ gowd, dross, :33 dust, +^.^ Puwchase cowwupted UwU pawdon of :3 a ^w^ man, +Who uWu in :3 that sawe sewws UwU pawdon from himself- +;;w;; Though xDD you ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ^-^ west, UwU so grossly ;;w;; wed, +This ^-^ juggwing uWu witchcwaft with >_> wevenyue cherish; +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^-^ awonye, awonye UwU do ;;w;; me ;;w;; oppose +^w^ Against x3 the :3 Pope, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; count :33 his ^w^ fwiends x3 my foes. +:33 PANDUWPH. UwU Then ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ wawfuw powew :3 that UwU I uWu have +^.^ Thou shalt stand curs'd ÚwÚ and excommunicate; +xDD And blessed UwU shaww ^.^ he be :3 that xDD doth ;;w;; wevowt +Fwom :33 his OwO awwegiance to >w< an hewetic; +xDD And ^w^ mewitowious UwU shaww :3 that uWu hand be ;;w;; caww'd, +Canyonyized, ÚwÚ and wowshipp'd >_< as :3 a UwU saint, +:33 That UwU takes OwO away ^.^ by xDD any secret course +x3 Thy hateful life. +OwO CONSTANCE. >_< O, ÚwÚ wawfuw wet >w< it be +:33 That UwU I uWu have >_> woom with ÚwÚ Wome to UwU cuwse awhile! +^-^ Good >w< fathew Cardinal, cwy xDD thou 'amen' +;;w;; To x3 my >_> keen xDD cuwses; fow ^-^ without x3 my wrong +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo >_> tongue hath powew to UwU cuwse ^.^ him ÚwÚ wight. +:33 PANDUWPH. >_> Thewe's law ÚwÚ and warrant, UwU wady, fow x3 my cuwse. +OwO CONSTANCE. xDD And fow >_< minye :3 too; when law ^.^ can UwU do nyo wight, +Let >w< it be ÚwÚ wawfuw :3 that law ^-^ baw nyo >_> wwong; +Waw ;;w;; cannyot UwU give x3 my chiwd :33 his ^w^ kingdom UwU hewe, +For ^.^ he :3 that ÚwÚ howds :33 his ^w^ kingdom ÚwÚ howds x3 the UwU waw; +>_< Thewefowe, xDD since law itsewf >_> is :3 pewfect wwong, +How ^.^ can x3 the law UwU fowbid x3 my >_> tongue to curse? +:33 PANDUWPH. ^.^ Phiwip of >_< Fwance, on peril of :3 a cuwse, +Let OwO go x3 the uWu hand of :3 that ÚwÚ awch-hewetic, +xDD And >w< waise x3 the powew of Fwance ;;w;; upon :33 his head, +OwO Unwess ^.^ he UwU do :3 submit >_< himsewf to xDD Wome. +:3 EWINyOW. xDD Wook'st xDD thou pawe, France? Do nyot wet OwO go >w< thy >w< hand. +OwO CONSTANCE. Wook to :3 that, deviw, xDD west :3 that Fwance wepent +xDD And ^.^ by uWu disjoinying ^.^ hands heww wose :3 a ^-^ souw. +x3 AUSTWIA. ^w^ King xDD Phiwip, xDD wisten to x3 the Cawdinyaw. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD And ^w^ hang :3 a calf's-skin on :33 his xDD wecweant xDD wimbs. +x3 AUSTWIA. xDD Weww, ^-^ wuffian, UwU I ^w^ must uWu pocket x3 up these wrongs, +Because- +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Youw OwO bweeches best OwO may carry OwO them. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. xDD Phiwip, >_> what say'st xDD thou to x3 the ÚwÚ Cawdinyaw? +OwO CONSTANCE. >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ he say, >_> but >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ Cawdinyaw? +xDD WEWIS. ^w^ Bethink UwU you, father; fow x3 the ^.^ diffewence +Is puwchase of :3 a x3 heavy UwU cuwse from ÚwÚ Wome +:33 Ow x3 the >w< wight ^-^ woss of England fow :3 a :3 fwiend. +Forgo x3 the easiew. +>w< BWANCH. >w< That's x3 the UwU cuwse of xDD Wome. +OwO CONSTANCE. x3 O Wewis, stand :33 fast! uWu The ^.^ deviw tempts uWu thee OwO hewe +^w^ In xDD wikenyess of :3 a x3 nyew ^-^ untwimmed bride. +>w< BWANCH. uWu The xDD Wady Constance xDD speaks nyot from her ^w^ faith, +OwO But from her ^w^ nyeed. +OwO CONSTANCE. >_< O, >_> if xDD thou gwant x3 my need, +>_< Which >w< onwy ;;w;; wives >_> but ^.^ by x3 the :33 death of ^w^ faith, +:33 That >_< nyeed ^w^ must >_< nyeeds infer ÚwÚ this principle- +:33 That :33 faith ^.^ wouwd ^w^ wive again ^.^ by :33 death of ^w^ nyeed. +x3 O >w< then, ;;w;; twead down x3 my need, ÚwÚ and :33 faith ^-^ mounts OwO up: +^w^ Keep x3 my >_< nyeed up, ÚwÚ and :33 faith >_> is UwU twodden ^-^ down! +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is x3 mov'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ answews nyot to UwU this. +OwO CONSTANCE. x3 O be >w< wemov'd from :3 him, ÚwÚ and answew OwO weww! +x3 AUSTWIA. Do >_> so, ^w^ King :33 Phiwip; ^w^ hang nyo ^.^ mowe uWu in ^-^ doubt. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Hang >_< nyothing >_> but :3 a cawf's-skin, UwU most x3 sweet lout. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. UwU I ^w^ am >_< pewpwex'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to :3 say. +:33 PANDUWPH. >_> What ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_> say >_> but xDD wiww >w< pewpwex uWu thee >_> mowe, +;;w;; If xDD thou stand :3 excommunyicate ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cuws'd? +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^-^ Good reverend ÚwÚ fathew, >_< make x3 my ÚwÚ pewson >_< youws, +xDD And tell ;;w;; me >w< how xDD you ^.^ wouwd bestow OwO youwsewf. +This royal uWu hand ÚwÚ and >_< minye OwO awe x3 nyewwy >_< knyit, +xDD And x3 the conjunction of UwU ouw inward >w< souws +uWu Mawwied uWu in OwO weague, coupwed ÚwÚ and wink'd togethew +With aww religious ÚwÚ stwength of uWu sacwed ^.^ vows; +uWu The ^-^ watest UwU bweath :3 that uWu gave x3 the >_> sound of wowds +Was deep-sworn ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ peace, OwO amity, true xDD wuv, +Between UwU ouw OwO kingdoms ÚwÚ and UwU ouw royal :33 sewves; +xDD And even >w< befowe ÚwÚ this truce, >_> but x3 nyew x3 befowe, +No longer than ^.^ we weww couwd >_< wash UwU ouw ^.^ hands, +;;w;; To >_< cwap ÚwÚ this royal ^w^ bawgain x3 up of ÚwÚ peace, +uWu Heaven ;;w;; knyows, ;;w;; they :3 wewe ;;w;; besmeaw'd ÚwÚ and >_< uvwstain'd +With slaughter's ^w^ penciw, :3 whewe xDD wevenge uWu did OwO paint +uWu The x3 feawfuw ^.^ diffewence of uWu incensed OwO kings. +xDD And UwU shaww these ^.^ hands, UwU so :3 watewy purg'd of bwood, +^w^ So x3 nyewwy OwO join'd uWu in xDD wuv, UwU so >w< stwong uWu in xDD both, +Unyoke ÚwÚ this seizure ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu kind regreet? +>_> Pway ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and ;;w;; woose with OwO faith? UwU so xDD jest with ^.^ heaven, +^-^ Make xDD such ÚwÚ unconstant x3 chiwdwen of ;;w;; ouwsewves, +;;w;; As nyow again to snatch UwU ouw ^.^ pawm from pawm, +UwU Unsweaw :33 faith sworn, ÚwÚ and on x3 the marriage-bed +Of x3 smiwing uWu peace to :33 mawch :3 a bwoody >_< host, +xDD And >_< make :3 a riot on x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^w^ bwow +Of true sincewity? >_< O, >w< howy ^w^ siw, +OwO My reverend ÚwÚ fathew, wet >w< it nyot be so! +UwU Out of x3 youw gwace, ^w^ devise, ordain, >_< impose, +;;w;; Some ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; owdew; ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww be bwest +;;w;; To UwU do x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< continyue fwiends. +:33 PANDUWPH. All >_< fowm >_> is formless, order >w< owdewwess, +:3 Save >_> what >_> is opposite to Engwand's love. +>_< Thewefowe, to >_> awms! be x3 champion of UwU ouw :33 chuwch, +:33 Ow wet x3 the :33 chuwch, UwU ouw :33 mothew, ;;w;; bweathe her curse- +^-^ A ;;w;; mothew's ^-^ cuwse-on her uWu wevowting OwO son. +>_< Fwance, xDD thou uWu mayst howd :3 a serpent ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; tongue, +^-^ A chafed wion ^.^ by x3 the >w< mowtaw OwO paw, +^-^ A ;;w;; fasting tiger safer ^.^ by x3 the >_> tooth, +Than >_< keep uWu in uWu peace :3 that uWu hand which xDD thou dost hold. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. UwU I OwO may ^-^ disjoin x3 my uWu hand, >_> but nyot x3 my ÚwÚ faith. +:33 PANDUWPH. ^w^ So xDD mak'st xDD thou :33 faith >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to xDD faith; +xDD And >_> wike. :3 a ÚwÚ civiw >w< waw :33 set'st ^-^ oath to uWu oath. +x3 Thy >_> tongue OwO against >w< thy :33 tongue. >_< O, wet >w< thy vow +First UwU made to ^.^ heaven, xDD fiwst be to heaven pewfowm'd, +:33 That ;;w;; is, to be x3 the x3 champion of UwU ouw Church. +>_> What xDD since xDD thou >_> swow'st >_> is sworn OwO against >w< thysewf +xDD And OwO may nyot be ^.^ pewfowmed ^.^ by ;;w;; thysewf, +For :3 that which xDD thou x3 hast sworn to UwU do uWu amiss +Is nyot uWu amiss when >w< it >_> is :33 twuwy donye; +xDD And ^.^ being nyot :33 donye, :3 whewe xDD doing tends to UwU iww, +uWu The uWu twuth >_> is xDD then UwU most donye nyot xDD doing uWu it; +uWu The xDD bettew ;;w;; act of uWu puwposes >_> mistook +Is to ÚwÚ mistake again; ^w^ though uWu indiwect, +ÚwÚ Yet x3 indiwection theweby gwows >_> diwect, +xDD And UwU fawsehood ;;w;; cuwes, >_< as fire UwU coows fire +OwO Within x3 the scowched >_> veins of one new-burn'd. +^.^ It >_> is :33 wewigion :3 that xDD doth >_< make x3 vows >_< kept; +OwO But xDD thou x3 hast sworn OwO against :33 wewigion +^-^ By >_> what xDD thou >_< sweaw'st OwO against x3 the ^.^ thing xDD thou :3 sweaw'st, +xDD And xDD mak'st >w< an ^-^ oath x3 the surety fow >w< thy uWu twuth +^w^ Against >w< an uWu oath; x3 the uWu twuth xDD thou awt unsuwe +;;w;; To >_< sweaw ÚwÚ sweaws >w< onwy nyot to be uWu fowswown; +^-^ Ewse >_> what :3 a mockewy >_> shouwd >w< it be to sweaw! +OwO But xDD thou dost >_< sweaw >w< onwy to be uWu fowswown; +xDD And UwU most ;;w;; fowswown to >_< keep >_> what xDD thou dost OwO sweaw. +Therefore >w< thy UwU watew x3 vows OwO against >w< thy xDD fiwst +Is uWu in >w< thysewf ;;w;; webewwion to xDD thysewf; +xDD And xDD bettew conquest >_< nyevew ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_< make +Than awm >w< thy ^w^ constant ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< nyobwew parts +^w^ Against these ^-^ giddy ;;w;; woose xDD suggestions; +>_> Upon which xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt UwU ouw :33 pway'ws come x3 in, +;;w;; If xDD thou x3 vouchsafe OwO them. OwO But >_> if >_> nyot, xDD then ^.^ knyow +uWu The peril of UwU ouw cuwses >w< fight on uWu thee +^w^ So x3 heavy >_< as xDD thou shalt nyot ;;w;; shake them ^w^ off, +OwO But uWu in despair ^-^ die :33 undew x3 the black ^.^ weight. +x3 AUSTWIA. Webewwion, flat ÚwÚ webewwion! +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Will't nyot :3 be? +Will nyot :3 a calf's-skin ÚwÚ stop :3 that xDD mouth of >_< thinye? +xDD WEWIS. :3 Fathew, to >_> awms! +>w< BWANCH. >_> Upon >w< thy ^-^ wedding-day? +^w^ Against x3 the :3 bwood :3 that xDD thou x3 hast uWu mawwied? +What, UwU shaww UwU ouw >_> feast be :33 kept with swaughtewed men? +Shall ;;w;; bwaying trumpets ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ woud churlish drums, +uWu Cwamouws of >_> heww, be ^-^ measuwes to UwU ouw uWu pomp? +x3 O ^.^ husband, hear me! :33 ay, awack, >w< how x3 nyew +Is UwU 'husband' uWu in x3 my ^-^ mouth! even fow :3 that :33 nyame, +>_< Which >w< tiww ÚwÚ this time x3 my >_> tongue uWu did ^w^ nye'ew OwO pwonyounce, +>_> Upon x3 my knyee UwU I xDD beg, OwO go nyot to :3 awms +^w^ Against >_< minye uncle. +OwO CONSTANCE. >_< O, ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO knyee, +Made x3 hawd with knyeewing, UwU I UwU do pray to ÚwÚ thee, +^.^ Thou virtuous ÚwÚ Dauphin, x3 awtew nyot x3 the >_< doom +uWu Fowethought ^.^ by :3 heaven! +>w< BWANCH. Now UwU shaww UwU I >_> see >w< thy love. >_> What motive OwO may +^w^ Be stronger with uWu thee than x3 the xDD nyame of :33 wife? +OwO CONSTANCE. :33 That which upholdeth ^.^ him :3 that uWu thee >_> uphowds, +ÚwÚ His honyouw. >_< O, ^.^ thinye honyouw, Wewis, ^.^ thinye ^-^ honyouw! +xDD WEWIS. UwU I >_< muse x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty xDD doth xDD seem UwU so >_< cowd, +x3 When xDD such profound UwU wespects UwU do puww xDD you :3 on. +:33 PANDUWPH. UwU I xDD wiww xDD denyounce :3 a UwU cuwse ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> head. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^w^ nyeed. England, UwU I xDD wiww faww from thee. +OwO CONSTANCE. x3 O >w< faiw ^-^ wetuwn of banyish'd ^.^ majesty! +:3 EWINyOW. x3 O fouw ;;w;; wevowt of OwO Fwench xDD inconstancy! +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_< Fwance, xDD thou shalt rue ÚwÚ this >_> houw within ÚwÚ this hour. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ Owd ^-^ Time x3 the clock-setter, :3 that ;;w;; bawd >_> sexton Time, +Is >w< it >_< as ^.^ he xDD wiww? Weww >w< then, Fwance UwU shaww xDD wue. +>w< BWANCH. uWu The sun's :33 o'ewcast with blood. Faiw ^-^ day, ^w^ adieu! +>_< Which >_> is x3 the x3 side :3 that UwU I ^w^ must OwO go uWu withaw? +UwU I ^w^ am with :3 both: >_< each ^.^ awmy hath :3 a xDD hand; +xDD And uWu in uWu theiw rage, UwU I xDD having howd of xDD both, +^-^ They whirl asundew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dismembew x3 me. +:3 Husband, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot pray :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst xDD win; +>_> Uncwe, UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must pray :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst OwO wose; +:3 Fathew, UwU I OwO may nyot ÚwÚ wish x3 the :3 fowtunye thine; +Grandam, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ wish >w< thy wishes :33 thwive. +ÚwÚ Whoevew wins, on :3 that x3 side UwU shaww UwU I lose: +Assuwed ^-^ woss >w< befowe x3 the >_< match be ÚwÚ pway'd. +xDD WEWIS. Lady, with uWu me, with ;;w;; me >w< thy :3 fowtunye uWu wies. +>w< BWANCH. >_> Thewe :3 whewe x3 my :3 fowtunye lives, there x3 my >w< wife OwO dies. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Cousin, OwO go dwaw UwU ouw puissance together. +uWu Exit BASTARD +>_< Fwance, UwU I ^w^ am burn'd x3 up with >_< infwaming :33 wwath, +^-^ A xDD wage x3 whose ^.^ heat hath ÚwÚ this condition +:33 That >_< nyothing ^.^ can x3 awway, >_< nyothing >_> but bwood, +uWu The bwood, ÚwÚ and deawest-vawu'd bwood, of Fwance. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. x3 Thy xDD wage UwU shaww buwn uWu thee up, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt turn +;;w;; To :3 ashes, ere UwU ouw :3 bwood UwU shaww quench :3 that >_> fiwe. +Wook to ;;w;; thysewf, xDD thou awt uWu in jeopawdy. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. No ^.^ mowe than ^.^ he :3 that threats. ;;w;; To :3 awms >_> wet's >w< hie! +Exeunt uWu sevewawwy + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +Fwance. Plains nyeaw >_> Angiews + +Awawums, ^w^ excuwsions. Entew x3 the BASTARD with uWu AUSTWIA'S >_> head + +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ this day gwows wondwous ^.^ hot; +;;w;; Some airy ^.^ deviw huvws uWu in x3 the sky +xDD And UwU pouws down >w< mischief. uWu Austwia's >_> head >_< wie thewe, +While ^.^ Phiwip :33 bweathes. + +Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and >_< HUBEWT + +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Hubewt, >_< keep ÚwÚ this uWu boy. xDD Phiwip, >_< make OwO up: +OwO My mothew >_> is >w< assaiwed uWu in UwU ouw x3 tent, +xDD And x3 ta'en, UwU I ;;w;; feaw. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I rescued >w< hew; +:3 Hew >_> Highnyess >_> is uWu in safety, feaw xDD you x3 nyot; +OwO But ;;w;; on, x3 my ^.^ wiege, fow xDD vewy xDD wittwe ^w^ pains +Will ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this labour to >w< an ^w^ happy OwO end. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +Fwance. Plains nyeaw >_> Angiews + +Awawums, excursions, retreat. Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ELINOR, AWTHUW, +x3 the :33 BASTAWD, OwO HUBEWT, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS + +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :33 [To EWINyOW] ^w^ So UwU shaww >w< it be; x3 youw Gwace UwU shaww xDD stay +behind, +^w^ So >_< stwongwy guarded. :33 [To AWTHUW] Cousin, wook nyot OwO sad; +x3 Thy :3 gwandam loves ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 uncwe xDD wiww +;;w;; As uWu deaw be to uWu thee >_< as >w< thy >w< fathew uWu was. +>_> AWTHUW. >_< O, ÚwÚ this xDD wiww >_< make x3 my mothew ^-^ die with xDD gwief! +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :33 [To x3 the x3 BASTAWD] Cousin, OwO away fow England! ^.^ haste +x3 befowe, +^.^ And, ere UwU ouw uWu coming, >_> see xDD thou ;;w;; shake x3 the ;;w;; bags +Of hoawding :3 abbots; x3 impwisonyed ^-^ angews +Set uWu at xDD wibewty; x3 the :33 fat OwO wibs of uWu peace +:3 Must ^.^ by x3 the hungwy nyow be ÚwÚ fed ^w^ upon. +^w^ Use UwU ouw OwO commission uWu in :33 his utmost >_> fowce. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ Beww, ^-^ book, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ candwe, UwU shaww nyot UwU dwive ;;w;; me back, +x3 When gowd ÚwÚ and :33 siwvew becks ;;w;; me to come :3 on. +UwU I OwO weave x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. Grandam, UwU I xDD wiww pray, +;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I remember to be ;;w;; howy, +For x3 youw >w< faiw >w< safety. So, UwU I :3 kiss x3 youw >w< hand. +:3 EWINyOW. UwU Faweweww, ^-^ gentwe :33 cousin. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Coz, farewell. +uWu Exit BASTARD +:3 EWINyOW. :3 Come hithew, xDD wittwe kinsman; hark, :3 a OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Come hithew, x3 Hubewt. x3 O x3 my ^-^ gentwe Hubewt, +We >_> owe uWu thee x3 much! OwO Within ÚwÚ this waww of >w< fwesh +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :3 souw counts uWu thee her :3 cweditow, +xDD And with ^w^ advantage means to x3 pay >w< thy love; +^.^ And, x3 my ÚwÚ good fwiend, >w< thy ;;w;; vowuntawy ^-^ oath +Wives uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 bosom, ÚwÚ deawwy :3 chewished. +Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. UwU I xDD had :3 a ^.^ thing to UwU say- +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fit >w< it with x3 some xDD bettew uWu time. +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, Hubewt, UwU I ^w^ am almost >w< asham'd +;;w;; To >_> say >_> what ÚwÚ good wespect UwU I uWu have of thee. +;;w;; HUBEWT. UwU I ^w^ am much :33 bounden to x3 youw >_< Majesty. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ Good fwiend, xDD thou x3 hast nyo cause to >_> say UwU so ^w^ yet, +OwO But xDD thou shalt uWu have; ÚwÚ and :3 cweep time ^w^ nye'ew UwU so swow, +ÚwÚ Yet >w< it UwU shaww come fow ;;w;; me to UwU do uWu thee UwU good. +UwU I xDD had :3 a ^.^ thing to xDD say-but wet >w< it :33 go: +uWu The sun >_> is uWu in x3 the ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO pwoud ^-^ day, +Attended with x3 the >_< pweasuwes of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +Is aww ^w^ too >_< wanton ÚwÚ and ^w^ too full of OwO gawds +;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me audience. ;;w;; If x3 the ;;w;; midnyight beww +Did with :33 his iwon >_> tongue ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwazen xDD mouth +Sound on x3 into x3 the ^-^ dwowsy race of ^w^ nyight; +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this same :3 wewe :3 a x3 chuwchyawd :3 whewe ^.^ we x3 stand, +xDD And xDD thou >_> possessed with :3 a thousand wwongs; +:33 Ow >_> if :3 that uWu suwwy ^-^ spiwit, UwU mewanchowy, +xDD Had ^.^ bak'd >w< thy :3 bwood ÚwÚ and UwU made >w< it OwO heavy-thick, +>_< Which >_> ewse wuns >_> tickwing x3 up ÚwÚ and down x3 the >_> veins, +^.^ Making :3 that idiot, waughtew, >_< keep men's eyes +xDD And ;;w;; stwain uWu theiw >_> cheeks to idle :33 mewwiment, +^-^ A passion hateful to x3 my ;;w;; puwposes; +:33 Ow >_> if :3 that xDD thou ^w^ couwdst >_> see ;;w;; me ^-^ without ^w^ eyes, +>w< Heaw ;;w;; me ^-^ without ^.^ thinye cars, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^-^ wepwy +Without :3 a ;;w;; tongue, UwU using conceit ^-^ awonye, +Without ^w^ eyes, ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hawmfuw >_> sound of words- +Then, uWu in ;;w;; despite of ^.^ bwooded ÚwÚ watchfuw ^-^ day, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 into >w< thy ^w^ bosom pouw x3 my >w< thoughts. +But, UwU ah, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ nyot! ÚwÚ Yet UwU I wuv uWu thee well; +^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my troth, UwU I think xDD thou >_> wov'st ;;w;; me well. +;;w;; HUBEWT. ^w^ So weww :3 that >_> what xDD you bid ;;w;; me undertake, +;;w;; Though :3 that x3 my :33 death :3 wewe UwU adjunct to x3 my ;;w;; act, +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU do :3 it. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Do nyot UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou ;;w;; wouwdst? +^-^ Good Hubewt, Hubewt, Hubewt, ^-^ thwow ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye +On >_< yon xDD young uWu boy. I'll tell uWu thee x3 what, x3 my fwiend, +>w< He >_> is :3 a xDD vewy serpent uWu in x3 my way; +xDD And x3 whewesoe'ew ÚwÚ this :33 foot of >_< minye xDD doth tread, +>w< He wies >w< befowe x3 me. uWu Dost xDD thou understand me? +^.^ Thou awt :33 his x3 keepew. +;;w;; HUBEWT. xDD And I'll >_< keep ^.^ him UwU so +:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot ^-^ offend x3 youw >_< Majesty. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Death. +;;w;; HUBEWT. OwO My xDD wowd? +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ A x3 gwave. +;;w;; HUBEWT. >w< He UwU shaww nyot wive. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Enough! +UwU I couwd be ^.^ mewwy now. Hubewt, UwU I wuv thee. +xDD Weww, I'll nyot >_> say >_> what UwU I intend fow thee. +^w^ Wemembew. uWu Madam, ^-^ fawe xDD you well; +I'll >_> send UwU those ÚwÚ powews ^-^ o'ew to x3 youw >_< Majesty. +:3 EWINyOW. OwO My >_> bwessing OwO go with uWu thee! +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :33 [To AWTHUW] For England, OwO cousin, go; +Hubert UwU shaww be x3 youw ^w^ man, >_< attend on xDD you +With aww true duty. On toward OwO Cawais, ho! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +Fwance. uWu The >_< FWENCH ^.^ KING's ÚwÚ camp + +Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ PHIWIP, :3 WEWIS, PANDULPH, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^w^ So ^.^ by :3 a xDD woawing UwU tempest on x3 the flood +^-^ A whole awmado of convicted saiw +Is x3 scattewed ÚwÚ and :3 disjoin'd from UwU fewwowship. +:33 PANDUWPH. ^.^ Couwage ÚwÚ and comfort! All UwU shaww yet OwO go well. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> What ^.^ can OwO go weww, when ^.^ we uWu have >w< wun UwU so ill. +^w^ Awe ^.^ we nyot xDD beaten? Is nyot >_> Angiews lost? +Awthuw >_> ta'en prisoner? Divews uWu deaw ^w^ fwiends slain? +xDD And bwoody England x3 into England >w< gonye, +>_> O'ewbeawing xDD intewwuption, x3 spite of France? +xDD WEWIS. ^.^ he hath >_> won, :3 that hath ^.^ he >_> fowtified; +^w^ So :3 hot :3 a ^w^ speed with xDD such advice uWu dispos'd, +>w< Such ^w^ tempewate order uWu in UwU so >_< fiewce :3 a >_< cause, +^-^ Doth ^.^ want exampwe; who hath ^w^ wead ow heard +Of xDD any >w< kindwed uWu action ^.^ wike to :3 this? +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Weww couwd UwU I UwU beaw :3 that England xDD had ÚwÚ this >_< pwaise, +^w^ So ^.^ we couwd find x3 some pattewn of UwU ouw ;;w;; shame. + +Entew CONSTANCE + +Wook who x3 comes here! :3 a :3 gwave >w< unto :3 a ^.^ souw; +Holding x3 th' xDD etewnyaw ^-^ spiwit, OwO against her :33 wiww, +^w^ In x3 the ^-^ viwe :3 pwison of afflicted >_< bweath. +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU wady, OwO go OwO away with x3 me. +OwO CONSTANCE. >_> Wo >_< nyow! nyow >_> see x3 the x3 issue of x3 youw peace! +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >w< Patience, ÚwÚ good :33 wady! :3 Comfowt, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Constance! +OwO CONSTANCE. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^.^ defy aww counsew, aww :33 wedwess, +OwO But :3 that which uWu ends aww counsew, true UwU wedwess- +Death, ÚwÚ death; x3 O :3 amiabwe lovely ;;w;; death! +^.^ Thou >w< odowifewous ÚwÚ stench! >_> sound >_> wottennyess! +Awise fowth from x3 the UwU couch of :3 wasting night, +^.^ Thou ^-^ hate ÚwÚ and tewwow to prosperity, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss >w< thy ^.^ detestabwe xDD bonyes, +xDD And put x3 my ^w^ eyebawws uWu in >w< thy :3 vauwty brows, +xDD And OwO wing these x3 fingews with >w< thy :33 househowd ÚwÚ wowms, +xDD And ÚwÚ stop ÚwÚ this uWu gap of UwU bweath with fulsome :33 dust, +xDD And be :3 a OwO cawwion monstew ^.^ wike thysewf. +^.^ Come, >w< gwin on uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww think xDD thou smiw'st, +xDD And buss uWu thee >_< as >w< thy x3 wife. xDD Misewy's xDD wuv, +>_< O, come to me! +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. x3 O >w< faiw ^-^ affwiction, peace! +OwO CONSTANCE. :3 Nyo, no, UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, xDD having UwU bweath to ^-^ cwy. +x3 O :3 that x3 my >_> tongue :3 wewe uWu in x3 the ^w^ thundew's ^-^ mouth! +UwU Then with :3 a passion ^.^ wouwd UwU I ;;w;; shake x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +xDD And wouse from :33 sweep :3 that UwU feww anyatomy +>_< Which ;;w;; cannyot hear :3 a >_> wady's feebwe voice, +>_< Which scorns :3 a modern ^-^ invocation. +:33 PANDUWPH. Lady, xDD you :33 uttew ^-^ madnyess ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; sowwow. +OwO CONSTANCE. ^.^ Thou awt nyot >w< howy to belie ;;w;; me :3 so. +UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 mad: ÚwÚ this >_< haiw UwU I teaw >_> is minye; +OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Constance; UwU I UwU was Geffwey's :33 wife; +Young Awthuw >_> is x3 my x3 son, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is :3 wost. +UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 mad-I ^.^ wouwd to heaven UwU I were! +For xDD then UwU 'tis ^.^ wike UwU I >_> shouwd x3 fowget :3 mysewf. +>_< O, >_> if UwU I couwd, >_> what grief >_> shouwd UwU I UwU fowget! +Preach x3 some x3 phiwosophy to >_< make ;;w;; me mad, +xDD And xDD thou shalt be canyonyiz'd, Cardinal; +For, ^.^ being nyot mad, >_> but ^-^ sensibwe of gwief, +OwO My ^.^ weasonyabwe ÚwÚ pawt produces reason +How UwU I OwO may be :33 dewivew'd of these :33 woes, +xDD And teaches ;;w;; me to OwO kiww ow ^w^ hang :3 mysewf. +;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe ^-^ mad UwU I >_> shouwd x3 fowget x3 my x3 son, +:33 Ow madly think :3 a >w< babe of cwouts :3 wewe he. +UwU I ^w^ am nyot >w< mad; ^w^ too weww, ^w^ too weww UwU I x3 feew +uWu The different pwague of >_< each calamity. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Bind x3 up UwU those >_> twesses. >_< O, >_> what wuv UwU I ^-^ nyote +^w^ In x3 the >w< faiw ^.^ muwtitude of UwU those her hairs! +Whewe >_> but ^.^ by :3 a chance :3 a :33 siwvew >_< dwop hath >_< faww'n, +Even to :3 that >_< dwop ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; wiwy ^w^ fwiends +Do gwue x3 themsewves uWu in x3 sociabwe gwief, +Wike ^-^ twue, ^.^ insepawabwe, faithfuw wuvs, +Sticking togethew uWu in calamity. +OwO CONSTANCE. ;;w;; To England, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Bind x3 up x3 youw x3 haiws. +OwO CONSTANCE. Yes, :3 that UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and ^-^ whewefowe xDD wiww UwU I UwU do :33 it? +UwU I >w< towe them from uWu theiw bonds, ÚwÚ and cried >_< awoud +^w^ 'O :3 that these ^.^ hands couwd UwU so xDD wedeem x3 my x3 son, +;;w;; As ;;w;; they uWu have UwU given these >_< haiws uWu theiw wibewty!' +OwO But nyow UwU I :3 envy uWu at uWu theiw >w< wibewty, +xDD And xDD wiww again :3 commit them to uWu theiw bonds, +>_< Because x3 my poor chiwd >_> is :3 a ^w^ pwisonyew. +^.^ And, >w< fathew Cardinal, UwU I uWu have heard xDD you >_> say +:33 That ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> see ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends uWu in xDD heaven; +;;w;; If :3 that be ^-^ twue, UwU I UwU shaww >_> see x3 my ;;w;; boy again; +For xDD since x3 the birth of Cain, x3 the xDD fiwst male child, +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that uWu did >_> but ;;w;; yestewday suspire, +>_> Thewe UwU was nyot xDD such :3 a >_> gwacious creature born. +OwO But nyow xDD wiww ;;w;; cankew sorrow eat x3 my >w< bud +xDD And OwO chase x3 the OwO nyative beauty from :33 his OwO cheek, +xDD And ^.^ he xDD wiww wook >_< as OwO howwow >_< as :3 a ;;w;; ghost, +;;w;; As dim ÚwÚ and :3 meagwe >_< as >w< an >w< ague's :33 fit; +xDD And UwU so he'ww :3 die; x3 and, ;;w;; wising UwU so OwO again, +x3 When UwU I UwU shaww :3 meet ^.^ him uWu in x3 the court of heaven +UwU I UwU shaww nyot ^.^ knyow ^.^ him. Therefore ;;w;; nyevew, >_< nyevew +:3 Must UwU I behowd x3 my OwO pwetty Awthuw more. +:33 PANDUWPH. >_> You howd ^w^ too ;;w;; heinyous :3 a wespect of ÚwÚ gwief. +OwO CONSTANCE. >w< He talks to ;;w;; me :3 that >_< nyevew xDD had :3 a OwO son. +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> You OwO awe >_< as fond of grief >_< as of x3 youw :33 chiwd. +OwO CONSTANCE. :3 Gwief ^.^ fiwws x3 the >_> woom x3 up of x3 my absent child, +Lies uWu in :33 his ^.^ bed, >w< wawks x3 up ÚwÚ and down with uWu me, +Puts on :33 his OwO pwetty looks, ;;w;; wepeats :33 his wowds, +^.^ Wemembews ;;w;; me of aww :33 his >_> gwacious xDD pawts, +;;w;; Stuffs x3 out :33 his ;;w;; vacant xDD gawments with :33 his fowm; +UwU Then uWu have UwU I reason to be fond of ÚwÚ gwief. +>w< Fawe xDD you well; xDD had xDD you xDD such :3 a ^-^ woss >_< as I, +UwU I couwd UwU give xDD bettew uWu comfowt than xDD you xDD do. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< keep ÚwÚ this >_< fowm ;;w;; upon x3 my head, +[Tearing her hair] +x3 When there >_> is xDD such ^.^ disowdew uWu in x3 my >_< wit. +x3 O :3 Wowd! x3 my ^-^ boy, x3 my >_< Awthuw, x3 my >w< faiw ^w^ son! +OwO My :3 wife, x3 my joy, x3 my ^w^ food, x3 my ^w^ aiw x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! +OwO My widow-comfowt, ÚwÚ and x3 my sorrows' ^-^ cuwe! uWu Exit +;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. UwU I feaw x3 some outrage, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; fowwow her. uWu Exit +xDD WEWIS. >_> Thewe's >_< nyothing uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd ^.^ can >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ joy. +Life >_> is >_< as tedious >_< as :3 a twice-towd xDD tawe +>w< Vexing x3 the dull ear of :3 a ^-^ dwowsy xDD man; +xDD And UwU bittew ^-^ shame hath spoiw'd x3 the x3 sweet OwO wowwd's x3 taste, +:33 That >w< it yiewds >_< nyought >_> but ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and >_> bittewnyess. +:33 PANDUWPH. ^.^ Befowe x3 the :3 cuwing of :3 a >w< stwong ;;w;; disease, +Even uWu in x3 the x3 instant of repair ÚwÚ and :33 heawth, +uWu The ;;w;; fit >_> is >_< stwongest; ;;w;; eviws :3 that OwO take OwO weave +On uWu theiw :3 depawtuwe UwU most of aww x3 show >_> eviw; +>_> What uWu have xDD you wost ^.^ by losing of ÚwÚ this >w< day? +xDD WEWIS. All OwO days of xDD gwowy, joy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ happinyess. +:33 PANDUWPH. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD had ^.^ won :33 it, :3 cewtainwy xDD you xDD had. +:3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; when :33 Fowtunye means to ;;w;; men UwU most UwU good, +:33 She :33 wooks ;;w;; upon them with :3 a threat'ning :33 eye. +'Tis ;;w;; stwange to think >w< how much ^w^ King John hath wost +^w^ In ÚwÚ this which ^.^ he x3 accounts UwU so cweawwy uWu won. +^w^ Awe nyot xDD you >w< gwiev'd :3 that Awthuw >_> is :33 his prisoner? +xDD WEWIS. ;;w;; As UwU heawtiwy >_< as ^.^ he >_> is uWu gwad ^.^ he hath ^.^ him. +:33 PANDUWPH. uWu Youw ^-^ mind >_> is aww >_< as youthfuw >_< as x3 youw blood. +Now hear ;;w;; me speak with :3 a ÚwÚ pwophetic uWu spiwit; +For even x3 the UwU bweath of >_> what UwU I >_> mean to speak +Shall ^w^ bwow >_< each :33 dust, >_< each ^-^ stwaw, >_< each xDD wittwe rub, +UwU Out of x3 the path which UwU shaww xDD diwectwy lead +x3 Thy :33 foot to Engwand's thwonye. xDD And >_< thewefowe mark: +John hath :3 seiz'd Arthur; ÚwÚ and >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be +^.^ That, whiwes wawm >w< wife plays uWu in :3 that infant's >_> veins, +uWu The >w< mispwac'd John >_> shouwd entertain >w< an ^-^ houw, +x3 Onye ;;w;; minyute, x3 nyay, one :33 quiet UwU bweath of rest. +^-^ A sceptre ^-^ snyatch'd with >w< an ^-^ unwuwy uWu hand +:3 Must be :3 boistewouswy ÚwÚ maintain'd >_< as gain'd, +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >w< stands ;;w;; upon :3 a slipp'ry :33 pwace +:3 Makes UwU nyice of nyo ^-^ viwe howd to xDD stay ^.^ him xDD up; +:33 That John OwO may stand >w< then, Awthuw >_< nyeeds ^w^ must uWu faww; +^w^ So be :33 it, fow >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be >_> but :3 so. +xDD WEWIS. OwO But >_> what UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ gain ^.^ by xDD young Arthur's :3 faww? +:33 PANDUWPH. >_< You, uWu in x3 the >w< wight of xDD Wady Blanch x3 youw :3 wife, +^-^ May xDD then >_< make aww x3 the >_< cwaim :3 that Awthuw ^.^ did. +xDD WEWIS. xDD And wose :33 it, >w< wife ÚwÚ and all, >_< as Awthuw ^.^ did. +:33 PANDUWPH. How green xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; owd ;;w;; wowwd! +John ways xDD you >_> pwots; x3 the times xDD conspiwe with uWu you; +For ^.^ he :3 that ;;w;; steeps :33 his :33 safety uWu in true :3 bwood +Shall find >_> but bwoody :33 safety ÚwÚ and untrue. +This ;;w;; act, UwU so evilly bownye, UwU shaww :3 coow x3 the heawts +Of aww :33 his OwO peopwe ÚwÚ and UwU fweeze x3 up uWu theiw zeal, +:33 That >_< nyonye UwU so UwU smaww ^w^ advantage UwU shaww :33 step fowth +;;w;; To ^.^ check :33 his OwO weign >_> but ;;w;; they xDD wiww :3 chewish uWu it; +No natural >_> exhawation uWu in x3 the :3 sky, +No ;;w;; scope of nyatuwe, nyo ^.^ distempew'd ^-^ day, +No ^w^ common ;;w;; wind, nyo >w< customed uWu event, +OwO But ;;w;; they xDD wiww pluck OwO away :33 his natural cause +xDD And caww them meteows, prodigies, ÚwÚ and >_> signs, +UwU Abowtives, presages, ÚwÚ and tongues of ^.^ heaven, +UwU Pwainwy denyouncing UwU vengeance ;;w;; upon OwO John. +xDD WEWIS. ^-^ May be ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot :33 touch xDD young Arthur's :3 wife, +OwO But howd >_< himsewf >_< safe uWu in :33 his pwisonment. +:33 PANDUWPH. >_< O, UwU Siw, when ^.^ he UwU shaww hear of x3 youw approach, +;;w;; If :3 that xDD young Awthuw be nyot >_> gonye already, +Even uWu at :3 that nyews ^.^ he :33 dies; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the heawts +Of aww :33 his OwO peopwe UwU shaww ;;w;; wevowt from :3 him, +xDD And :3 kiss x3 the lips of unacquainted >_< change, +xDD And pick >w< stwong ;;w;; mattew of ;;w;; wevowt ÚwÚ and >_> wwath +UwU Out of x3 the bwoody fingews' uWu ends of OwO john. +Methinks UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ this huwwy aww on >w< foot; +^.^ And, >_< O, >_> what xDD bettew ;;w;; mattew breeds fow xDD you +Than UwU I uWu have nam'd! uWu The ^.^ bastawd Fauwconbwidge +Is nyow uWu in England ^.^ wansacking x3 the :3 Chuwch, +;;w;; Offending charity; >_> if >_> but :3 a ^.^ dozen OwO Fwench +^.^ Wewe there uWu in awms, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd be >_< as :3 a ^.^ can +;;w;; To twain ;;w;; ten thousand :3 Engwish to uWu theiw x3 side; +:33 Ow >_< as :3 a xDD wittwe ;;w;; snyow, >_> tumbwed about, +^-^ Anyon x3 becomes :3 a x3 mountain. x3 O x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Dauphin, +Go with ;;w;; me to x3 the ;;w;; King. 'Tis ;;w;; wondewfuw +>_> What OwO may be ;;w;; wwought x3 out of uWu theiw ÚwÚ discontent, +Now :3 that uWu theiw >w< souws OwO awe >_> topfuw of OwO offence. +For England go; UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ whet on x3 the ;;w;; King. +xDD WEWIS. :3 Stwong weasons x3 makes >w< stwong UwU actions. Let >_> us go; +;;w;; If xDD you >_> say :33 ay, x3 the ^w^ King xDD wiww nyot >_> say >w< nyo. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +^w^ Engwand. ^-^ A ^w^ castwe + +Entew >_< HUBEWT ÚwÚ and EXECUTIONyEWS + +;;w;; HUBEWT. >_> Heat ;;w;; me these iwons ^.^ hot; ÚwÚ and wook xDD thou stand +OwO Within x3 the arras. x3 When UwU I strike x3 my :33 foot +>_> Upon x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the ground, >_< wush fowth +xDD And bind x3 the ;;w;; boy which xDD you UwU shaww find with ;;w;; me +xDD Fast to x3 the :3 chaiw. ^w^ Be >_> heedfuw; hence, ÚwÚ and :33 watch. +uWu EXECUTIONyEW. UwU I UwU hope x3 youw :33 wawwant xDD wiww UwU beaw x3 out x3 the UwU deed. +;;w;; HUBEWT. UwU Uncweanwy scruples! Fear nyot OwO you. Wook to't. +Exeunt EXECUTIONyEWS +Young lad, come forth; UwU I uWu have to >_> say with OwO you. + +Entew ;;w;; AWTHUW + +>_> AWTHUW. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 Hubewt. +;;w;; HUBEWT. ^-^ Good morrow, xDD wittwe UwU Pwince. +>_> AWTHUW. ;;w;; As xDD wittwe >_< pwince, xDD having UwU so great :3 a >_< tide +;;w;; To be ^.^ mowe >_< pwince, >_< as OwO may >w< be. >_> You OwO awe OwO sad. +;;w;; HUBEWT. :33 Indeed UwU I uWu have :33 been >w< mewwiew. +>_> AWTHUW. ^w^ Mewcy on me! +Methinks nyo >w< body >_> shouwd be >_> sad >_> but x3 I; +Yet, UwU I UwU wemembew, when UwU I UwU was uWu in >_< Fwance, +Young gentlemen ^.^ wouwd be >_< as >_> sad >_< as night, +Onwy fow ;;w;; wantonnyess. ^-^ By x3 my chwistendom, +^w^ So UwU I :3 wewe x3 out of :3 pwison ÚwÚ and :33 kept ;;w;; sheep, +UwU I >_> shouwd be >_< as ^.^ mewwy >_< as x3 the day >_> is xDD wong; +xDD And UwU so UwU I ^.^ wouwd be OwO hewe >_> but :3 that UwU I doubt +OwO My :33 uncwe uWu pwactises ^.^ mowe x3 hawm to OwO me; +>w< He >_> is :33 afwaid of uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I of ^.^ him. +Is >w< it x3 my ;;w;; fauwt :3 that UwU I UwU was Geffwey's uWu son? +:3 Nyo, :33 indeed, ist x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd to heaven +UwU I :3 wewe x3 youw x3 son, UwU so xDD you ^.^ wouwd wuv uWu me, x3 Hubewt. +;;w;; HUBEWT. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If UwU I tawk to :3 him, with :33 his innocent prate +>w< He xDD wiww awake x3 my mercy, which wies UwU dead; +Therefore UwU I xDD wiww be ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ and dispatch. +>_> AWTHUW. ^w^ Awe xDD you :33 sick, ÚwÚ Hubewt? >_> You wook pawe to-day; +^w^ In sooth, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you :3 wewe :3 a xDD wittwe :33 sick, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ might sit aww >w< nyight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; watch with OwO you. +UwU I :33 wawwant UwU I wuv xDD you ^.^ mowe than xDD you UwU do x3 me. +;;w;; HUBEWT. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ His wowds UwU do OwO take >w< possession of x3 my x3 bosom.- +xDD Wead UwU hewe, xDD young Arthur. >w< [Showing :3 a ÚwÚ papew] +:3 [Aside] How now, >_< foowish OwO wheum! +UwU Tuwnying ^.^ dispiteous towtuwe x3 out of >w< doow! +UwU I ^w^ must be ^-^ bwief, xDD west uWu wesowution >_< dwop +UwU Out uWu at >_< minye eyes uWu in xDD tendew >_> womanyish teaws.- +UwU Can xDD you nyot ^w^ wead :33 it? Is >w< it nyot >w< faiw writ? +>_> AWTHUW. Too >w< faiwwy, Hubewt, fow UwU so fouw x3 effect. +:3 Must xDD you with :3 hot iwons buwn x3 out both >_< minye uWu eyes? +;;w;; HUBEWT. Young ^-^ boy, UwU I must. +>_> AWTHUW. xDD And xDD wiww you? +;;w;; HUBEWT. xDD And UwU I :33 wiww. +>_> AWTHUW. :3 Have xDD you x3 the ÚwÚ heawt? x3 When x3 youw >_> head uWu did >_> but uWu ache, +UwU I >w< knyit x3 my handkerchief about x3 youw brows- +uWu The best UwU I :33 had, :3 a ^-^ pwincess ;;w;; wwought >w< it me- +xDD And UwU I uWu did >_< nyevew ^w^ ask >w< it xDD you again; +xDD And with x3 my uWu hand uWu at ;;w;; midnyight hewd x3 youw head; +^.^ And, ^.^ wike x3 the ÚwÚ watchfuw ^w^ minyutes to x3 the ^-^ houw, +UwU Stiww ÚwÚ and :3 anyon cheer'd x3 up x3 the x3 heavy time, +UwU Saying x3 'What ^.^ wack you?' ÚwÚ and 'Whewe wies x3 youw gwief?' +:33 Ow x3 'What ÚwÚ good wuv OwO may UwU I x3 pewfowm fow you?' +xDD Many :3 a poor :33 man's >_< son ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 wyen still, +xDD And ^w^ nye'ew uWu have ^-^ spoke :3 a >w< woving ;;w;; wowd to uWu you; +OwO But xDD you uWu at x3 youw >w< sick OwO sewvice xDD had :3 a pwince. +Nyay, xDD you OwO may think x3 my wuv UwU was ^-^ cwafty xDD wuv, +xDD And caww >w< it ;;w;; cunnying. UwU Do, >w< an >_> if xDD you :33 wiww. +;;w;; If heaven be pleas'd :3 that xDD you ^w^ must use ;;w;; me UwU iww, +Why, xDD then xDD you must. Will xDD you put x3 out >_< minye ^w^ eyes, +;;w;; These eyes :3 that >_< nyevew uWu did nor >_< nyevew UwU shaww +^w^ So much >_< as fwown on you? +;;w;; HUBEWT. UwU I uWu have sworn to UwU do uWu it; +xDD And with :3 hot iwons ^w^ must UwU I buwn them OwO out. +>_> AWTHUW. xDD Ah, >_< nyonye >_> but uWu in ÚwÚ this iwon age ^.^ wouwd UwU do :3 it! +uWu The iwon of itself, ^w^ though ^.^ heat x3 wed-hot, +Appwoaching nyeaw these eyes ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dwink x3 my ^-^ teaws, +xDD And quench :33 his fiery >_< indignyation +Even uWu in x3 the ;;w;; mattew of >_< minye ^w^ innyocence; +Nyay, ÚwÚ aftew :3 that, ^-^ consume OwO away uWu in ^w^ wust +OwO But fow xDD containying fire to x3 hawm >_< minye :33 eye. +^w^ Awe xDD you ^.^ mowe stubbown-hawd than hammew'd >w< iwon? +^-^ An >_> if >w< an ÚwÚ angew >_> shouwd uWu have come to ;;w;; me +xDD And told ;;w;; me Hubert >_> shouwd put x3 out >_< minye ^w^ eyes, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have believ'd ;;w;; him-nyo >_> tongue >_> but :33 Hubewt's. +;;w;; HUBEWT. [Stamps] :3 Come forth. + +^.^ We-entew EXECUTIONyEWS, With >_< cowd, irons, :33 etc. + +Do >_< as UwU I bid xDD you xDD do. +>_> AWTHUW. >_< O, :3 save uWu me, Hubewt, :3 save me! OwO My eyes OwO awe x3 out +Even with x3 the >_< fiewce :33 wooks of these bwoody ^.^ men. +;;w;; HUBEWT. Give ;;w;; me x3 the uWu iwon, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and bind ^.^ him hewe. +>_> AWTHUW. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what >_< nyeed xDD you be UwU so UwU boist'wous OwO wough? +UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> stwuggwe, UwU I xDD wiww stand x3 stonye-stiww. +For heaven ^w^ sake, Hubewt, wet ;;w;; me nyot be >_> bound! +Nyay, hear uWu me, x3 Hubewt! Drive these ;;w;; men away, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww sit >_< as :33 quiet >_< as :3 a ^.^ wamb; +UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ stiw, nor ÚwÚ wince, nor speak :3 a word, +x3 Nyow wook ;;w;; upon x3 the iwon :33 angwiwy; +Thrust >_> but these ;;w;; men away, ÚwÚ and I'll :33 fowgive UwU you, +Whatevew x3 towment xDD you UwU do put ;;w;; me ;;w;; to. +;;w;; HUBEWT. ^w^ Go, stand xDD within; wet ;;w;; me awonye with ^.^ him. +uWu EXECUTIONyEW. UwU I ^w^ am best pleas'd to be from xDD such :3 a UwU deed. +Exeunt EXECUTIONyEWS +>_> AWTHUW. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I xDD then uWu have ;;w;; chid OwO away x3 my >_> fwiend! +>w< He hath :3 a xDD stewn wook >_> but :3 a ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; heawt. +Let ^.^ him come back, :3 that :33 his >w< compassion OwO may +Give >w< wife to x3 youws. +;;w;; HUBEWT. ^.^ Come, ^-^ boy, >_> pwepawe OwO youwsewf. +>_> AWTHUW. Is there nyo remedy? +;;w;; HUBEWT. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but to wose x3 youw :3 eyes. +>_> AWTHUW. x3 O ^.^ heaven, :3 that there :3 wewe >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ mote uWu in >_< youws, +^-^ A ^w^ gwain, :3 a :33 dust, :3 a gnat, :3 a wandering hair, +x3 Any ÚwÚ annyoyance uWu in :3 that >_< pwecious ÚwÚ sense! +Then, :33 feewing >_> what UwU smaww ^.^ things OwO awe boisterous thewe, +uWu Youw ^-^ viwe :3 intent ^w^ must >_< nyeeds xDD seem howwibwe. +;;w;; HUBEWT. Is ÚwÚ this x3 youw ^w^ pwomise? Go ^.^ to, howd x3 youw :33 tongue. +>_> AWTHUW. Hubewt, x3 the :3 uttewance of :3 a ;;w;; bwace of tongues +:3 Must >_< nyeeds ^.^ want xDD pweading fow :3 a :33 paiw of :3 eyes. +Let ;;w;; me nyot howd x3 my ;;w;; tongue, wet ;;w;; me >_> nyot, Hubert; +:3 Ow, Hubewt, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, :3 cut x3 out x3 my ;;w;; tongue, +^w^ So UwU I OwO may >_< keep >_< minye :3 eyes. >_< O, ^-^ spawe >_< minye ^w^ eyes, +;;w;; Though to nyo use >_> but still to wook on you! +Lo, ^.^ by x3 my troth, x3 the UwU instwument >_> is UwU cowd +xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot x3 hawm x3 me. +;;w;; HUBEWT. UwU I ^.^ can ^.^ heat :33 it, uWu boy. +>_> AWTHUW. :3 Nyo, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth; x3 the fire >_> is >_< dead with gwief, +uWu Being >w< cweate fow comfort, to be ;;w;; us'd +^w^ In ^.^ undesewved extremes. xDD See >_> ewse ^-^ youwsewf: +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo malice uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ buwnying coal; +uWu The UwU bweath of heaven hath >_> bwown :33 his ^w^ spiwit ^.^ out, +xDD And UwU stwew'd repentant >_> ashes on :33 his >_> head. +;;w;; HUBEWT. OwO But with x3 my UwU bweath UwU I ^.^ can :3 wevive :33 it, uWu boy. +>_> AWTHUW. ^-^ An >_> if xDD you UwU do, xDD you xDD wiww >_> but >_< make >w< it bwush +xDD And glow with ^-^ shame of x3 youw >_> pwoceedings, x3 Hubewt. +Nyay, >w< it x3 pewchance xDD wiww uWu spawkwe uWu in x3 youw ^w^ eyes, +^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a dog :3 that >_> is OwO compeww'd to x3 fight, +Snyatch uWu at :33 his >_< mastew :3 that xDD doth tarre ^.^ him :3 on. +All ^.^ things :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd use to UwU do ;;w;; me wrong +>w< Deny uWu theiw office; >w< onwy xDD you UwU do ^.^ wack +:33 That xDD mewcy which >_< fiewce fire ÚwÚ and iwon ^.^ extends, +Cweatuwes of ^-^ nyote fow >_< mewcy-wacking uses. +;;w;; HUBEWT. xDD Weww, >_> see to ÚwÚ wive; UwU I xDD wiww nyot :33 touch ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye +For aww x3 the treasure :3 that ^.^ thinye :33 uncwe :33 owes. +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ am sworn, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu did xDD puwpose, ^-^ boy, +With ÚwÚ this same xDD vewy iwon to buwn them OwO out. +>_> AWTHUW. >_< O, nyow xDD you wook ^.^ wike x3 Hubewt! All ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe +>_> You :3 wewe :3 disguis'd. +;;w;; HUBEWT. OwO Peace; nyo more. uWu Adieu. +uWu Youw :33 uncwe ^w^ must nyot ^.^ knyow >_> but xDD you OwO awe dead: +I'll ^w^ fiww these uWu dogged >w< spies with UwU fawse xDD wepowts; +^.^ And, OwO pwetty child, :33 sweep ^-^ doubtwess ÚwÚ and ^.^ secuwe +:33 That Hubewt, fow x3 the weawth of aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +Will nyot ^-^ offend thee. +>_> AWTHUW. x3 O :3 heaven! UwU I >_> thank UwU you, x3 Hubewt. +;;w;; HUBEWT. ^w^ Siwence; nyo more. Go x3 cwosewy uWu in with x3 me. +Much danger UwU do UwU I ^w^ undewgo fow thee. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +^w^ Engwand. ;;w;; KING JOHN'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, >w< PEMBWOKE, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and othew ;;w;; WOWDS + +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Hewe >_> once again ^.^ we ^.^ sit, >_> once again cwown'd, +xDD And >_> wook'd upon, UwU I hope, with cheerful :3 eyes. +PEMBROKE. This >_> once OwO again, >_> but :3 that x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_< pweas'd, +Was >_> once superfluous: xDD you :3 wewe cwown'd x3 befowe, +xDD And :3 that xDD high xDD woyawty UwU was ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ pwuck'd ^w^ off, +uWu The :33 faiths of ;;w;; men ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ stainyed with wevowt; +>w< Fwesh expectation troubled nyot x3 the ÚwÚ wand +With xDD any ;;w;; wong'd-fow change ow xDD bettew state. +SAWISBUWY. >_< Thewefowe, to be >_< possess'd with :3 doubwe pomp, +;;w;; To xDD guawd :3 a ;;w;; titwe :3 that UwU was rich x3 befowe, +;;w;; To gild :3 wefinyed ^.^ gowd, to OwO paint x3 the ^-^ wiwy, +;;w;; To ^-^ thwow :3 a ^.^ pewfume on x3 the violet, +;;w;; To x3 smooth x3 the ice, ow >_< add anyothew :33 hue +uWu Unto x3 the xDD wainbow, ow with >_< tapew-wight +;;w;; To >_> seek x3 the beauteous ^w^ eye of heaven to gawnyish, +Is ^w^ wastefuw ÚwÚ and ^w^ widicuwous >_> excess. +PEMBROKE. OwO But :3 that x3 youw royal :3 pweasuwe ^w^ must be :33 donye, +This ;;w;; act >_> is >_< as >w< an UwU ancient xDD tawe x3 nyew told +^.^ And, uWu in x3 the >w< wast >w< wepeating, OwO twoubwesome, +uWu Being urged uWu at :3 a time ^-^ unseasonyabwe. +SAWISBUWY. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 the >w< antique ÚwÚ and weww-nyoted OwO face +Of uWu pwain ;;w;; owd >_< fowm >_> is much disfiguwed; +xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a >w< shifted wind >w< unto :3 a saiw +^.^ It x3 makes x3 the course of >_< thoughts to :3 fetch about, +Startles ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwights ;;w;; considewation, +:3 Makes >_> sound opinyion :33 sick, ÚwÚ and uWu twuth >_> suspected, +For ^.^ putting on UwU so x3 nyew :3 a uWu fashion'd wobe. +PEMBROKE. x3 When UwU wowkmen strive to UwU do xDD bettew than weww, +^-^ They UwU do confound uWu theiw :3 skiww uWu in OwO cuvtousnyess; +xDD And OwO oftentimes UwU excusing of :3 a ;;w;; fauwt +^-^ Doth >_< make x3 the ;;w;; fauwt x3 the xDD wowse ^.^ by x3 th' excuse, +;;w;; As >w< patches uWu set ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ bweach +:3 Discwedit ^.^ mowe uWu in OwO hiding of x3 the ;;w;; fauwt +Than uWu did x3 the ;;w;; fauwt >w< befowe >w< it UwU was UwU so ÚwÚ patch'd. +SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this xDD effect, >w< befowe xDD you :3 wewe nyew-cwown'd, +We >w< bweath'd UwU ouw counsew; >_> but >w< it pleas'd x3 youw >_> Highnyess +;;w;; To xDD uvwbeaw uWu it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO awe aww weww >_< pweas'd, +Since aww ÚwÚ and every ÚwÚ pawt of >_> what ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd +^-^ Doth >_< make :3 a stand uWu at >_> what x3 youw >_> Highnyess :33 wiww. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ;;w;; Some weasons of ÚwÚ this :3 doubwe ;;w;; cowonyation +UwU I uWu have >_< possess'd xDD you OwO with, ÚwÚ and think them strong; +xDD And >_> mowe, ^.^ mowe :33 stwong, when wessew >_> is x3 my ;;w;; feaw, +UwU I UwU shaww indue xDD you with. >w< Meantime >_> but ^w^ ask +>_> What xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have reform'd :3 that >_> is nyot weww, +xDD And weww UwU shaww xDD you >_> pewceive >w< how ^w^ wiwwingwy +UwU I xDD wiww both hear ÚwÚ and gwant xDD you x3 youw requests. +PEMBROKE. UwU Then I, >_< as one :3 that ^w^ am x3 the >_> tongue of OwO these, +;;w;; To >_> sound x3 the uWu puwposes of aww uWu theiw hearts, +UwU Both fow mysewf ÚwÚ and OwO them- but, uWu chief of all, +uWu Youw safety, fow x3 the which mysewf ÚwÚ and them +Bend uWu theiw best ^.^ studies, UwU heawtiwy request +xDD Th' enfranchisement of >_< Awthuw, x3 whose :3 westwaint +^-^ Doth move x3 the >w< muwmuwing lips of ;;w;; discontent +;;w;; To bweak x3 into ÚwÚ this uWu dangewous :3 awgument: +;;w;; If >_> what uWu in xDD west xDD you uWu have uWu in >w< wight xDD you OwO howd, +Why xDD then x3 youw fears-which, >_< as ;;w;; they say, >_< attend +uWu The steps of :33 wwong-shouwd move xDD you to ^.^ mew x3 up +uWu Youw xDD tendew xDD kinsman, ÚwÚ and to >_< choke :33 his OwO days +With barbarous ignorance, ÚwÚ and UwU deny :33 his :33 youth +uWu The rich ^w^ advantage of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; exewcise? +:33 That x3 the ÚwÚ time's >_< enyemies OwO may nyot uWu have ÚwÚ this +;;w;; To xDD gwace UwU occasions, wet >w< it be UwU ouw >_> suit +:33 That xDD you uWu have bid >_> us ^w^ ask :33 his xDD wibewty; +>_< Which fow UwU ouw >_> goods ^.^ we UwU do nyo further ^w^ ask +Than whereupon UwU ouw weal, on xDD you :33 depending, +Counts >w< it x3 youw ^-^ weaw ^.^ he uWu have :33 his OwO wibewty. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Let >w< it be :3 so. UwU I UwU do :3 commit :33 his :33 youth +;;w;; To x3 youw diwection. + +Entew >_< HUBEWT + +:3 [Aside] Hubewt, >_> what nyews with you? +PEMBROKE. This >_> is x3 the x3 man >_> shouwd UwU do x3 the bwoody :33 deed: +>w< He ^w^ show'd :33 his :33 wawwant to :3 a :33 fwiend of minye; +uWu The x3 image of :3 a wicked ;;w;; heinyous ;;w;; fauwt +Wives uWu in :33 his >_< eye; :3 that ^-^ cwose uWu aspect of :33 his +^-^ Doth x3 show x3 the ^w^ mood of :3 a much troubled UwU bweast, +xDD And UwU I UwU do uWu feawfuwwy ^-^ bewieve UwU 'tis donye +>_> What ^.^ we UwU so feaw'd ^.^ he xDD had :3 a :3 chawge to xDD do. +SAWISBUWY. uWu The colour of x3 the ^w^ King xDD doth come ÚwÚ and OwO go +Between :33 his OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO conscience, +Wike OwO hewawds 'twixt >w< two :3 dweadfuw :3 battwes set. +ÚwÚ His passion >_> is UwU so ripe >w< it >_< nyeeds ^w^ must *cuddles you* bweak. +PEMBROKE. xDD And when >w< it bweaks, UwU I feaw xDD wiww x3 issue thence +uWu The fouw ^.^ cowwuption of :3 a x3 sweet chiwd's death. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. We ;;w;; cannyot howd mowtawity's >w< stwong >w< hand. +^-^ Good wowds, awthough x3 my xDD wiww to UwU give >_> is >w< wiving, +uWu The >_> suit which xDD you ;;w;; demand >_> is >_> gonye ÚwÚ and dead: +>w< He uWu tewws >_> us Awthuw >_> is xDD deceas'd to-night. +SAWISBUWY. >w< Indeed, ^.^ we feaw'd :33 his sicknyess UwU was x3 past x3 cuwe. +PEMBROKE. >w< Indeed, ^.^ we heard >w< how nyeaw :33 his :33 death ^.^ he UwU was, +^.^ Befowe x3 the chiwd >_< himsewf UwU fewt ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; sick. +This ^w^ must be x3 answew'd xDD eithew OwO hewe ow x3 hence. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Why UwU do xDD you >w< bend xDD such solemn ^w^ bwows on me? +^w^ Think xDD you UwU I UwU beaw x3 the uWu sheaws of destiny? +:3 Have UwU I commandment on x3 the >_< puwse of :33 wife? +SAWISBUWY. ^.^ It >_> is apparent UwU fouw-pway; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis ^-^ shame +:33 That :33 gweatnyess >_> shouwd UwU so grossly offer :3 it. +^w^ So x3 thwive >w< it uWu in x3 youw OwO game! ÚwÚ and >_> so, farewell. +PEMBROKE. OwO Stay ^w^ yet, Lord >_> Sawisbuwy, I'll OwO go with uWu thee +xDD And find x3 th' inheritance of ÚwÚ this poor child, +ÚwÚ His xDD wittwe ^w^ kingdom of :3 a xDD fowced x3 gwave. +:33 That :3 bwood which uWu ow'd x3 the bweadth of aww ÚwÚ this isle +Thwee :33 foot of >w< it xDD doth ^.^ howd-bad wowwd x3 the whiwe! +This ^w^ must nyot be OwO thus ÚwÚ bownye: ÚwÚ this xDD wiww bweak x3 out +;;w;; To aww UwU ouw sowwows, ÚwÚ and ere ^-^ wong UwU I ^-^ doubt. Exeunt ;;w;; WOWDS +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ They buwn uWu in xDD indignyation. UwU I wepent. +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo >_< suwe >_< foundation uWu set on bwood, +No xDD cewtain >w< wife ÚwÚ achiev'd ^.^ by OwO othews' death. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +^-^ A x3 feawfuw ^w^ eye xDD thou hast; :3 whewe >_> is :3 that :3 bwood +:33 That UwU I uWu have :3 seen ;;w;; inhabit uWu in UwU those :3 cheeks? +^w^ So fouw :3 a sky clears nyot ^-^ without :3 a storm. +Pour down >w< thy ^-^ weathew-how xDD goes aww uWu in France? +x3 MESSENGEW. Fwom Fwance to ^w^ Engwand. xDD Nyevew xDD such :3 a pow'w +For xDD any :33 foweign uWu pwepawation +Was ^w^ wevied uWu in x3 the >w< body of :3 a xDD wand. +uWu The copy of x3 youw ^w^ speed >_> is weawn'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ them, +For when xDD you >_> shouwd be told ;;w;; they UwU do prepare, +uWu The UwU tidings x3 comes :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe aww arriv'd. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_< O, :3 whewe hath UwU ouw ^.^ intewwigence :33 been :3 dwunk? +Whewe hath >w< it slept? Whewe >_> is x3 my ;;w;; mothew's care, +:33 That xDD such >w< an ^.^ awmy couwd be drawn uWu in >_< Fwance, +xDD And ^.^ she nyot hear of :33 it? +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My ^.^ wiege, her ear +Is ;;w;; stopp'd with x3 dust: x3 the xDD fiwst of ;;w;; Apwiw >w< died +uWu Youw x3 nyobwe mothew; ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU I heaw, x3 my uWu wowd, +uWu The xDD Wady Constance uWu in :3 a fwenzy >w< died +Thwee OwO days befowe; >_> but ÚwÚ this from rumour's >_> tongue +UwU I idly heard-if true ow UwU fawse UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Withhowd >w< thy speed, :3 dweadfuw ^.^ occasion! +>_< O, >_< make :3 a :33 weague with uWu me, >w< tiww UwU I uWu have pleas'd +OwO My >_> discontented peers! What! mothew ÚwÚ dead! +How ^-^ wiwdwy xDD then >w< wawks x3 my estate uWu in France! +;;w;; Undew x3 whose ÚwÚ conduct ^-^ came UwU those pow'rs of Fwance +:33 That xDD thou fow uWu twuth OwO giv'st x3 out OwO awe landed hewe? +x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Undew x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^.^ Thou x3 hast UwU made ;;w;; me ^-^ giddy +With these uWu in UwU tidings. + +Entew x3 the BASTARD ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PETEW ÚwÚ OF POMFRET + +>_> Nyow! >_> What ;;w;; says x3 the wowwd +;;w;; To x3 youw >_< pwoceedings? Do nyot >_> seek to ^w^ stuff +OwO My >_> head with ^.^ mowe :33 iww news, fow >w< it >_> is :33 fun. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. OwO But >_> if xDD you be ^w^ afeaw'd to hear x3 the ^.^ wowst, +UwU Then wet x3 the ^.^ wowst, OwO unheawd, faww on x3 youw >_> head. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ÚwÚ Beaw with uWu me, OwO cousin, fow UwU I UwU was ^w^ amaz'd +;;w;; Undew x3 the tide; >_> but nyow UwU I ;;w;; bweathe again +>_> Awoft x3 the flood, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can UwU give audience +;;w;; To xDD any ;;w;; tongue, speak >w< it of >_> what >w< it :33 wiww. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. How UwU I uWu have sped ^-^ among x3 the cwewgymen +uWu The uWu sums UwU I uWu have collected UwU shaww expwess. +OwO But >_< as UwU I ^w^ twaveww'd ÚwÚ hithew ^w^ thwough x3 the land, +UwU I find x3 the OwO peopwe OwO stwangewy :3 fantasied; +Possess'd with rumours, full of idle dweams. +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 knyowing >_> what ;;w;; they ;;w;; feaw, >_> but full of x3 feaw; +xDD And hewe's :3 a :33 pwophet :3 that UwU I ^.^ bwought with ;;w;; me +Fwom fowth x3 the ^w^ stweets of :3 Pomfwet, ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_> found +With UwU many UwU hundweds UwU tweading on :33 his heews; +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he ^-^ sung, uWu in wude harsh-sounding whymes, +^.^ That, ere x3 the :3 nyext uWu Ascension-day uWu at noon, +uWu Youw >_> Highnyess >_> shouwd ÚwÚ dewivew x3 up x3 youw crown. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^.^ Thou idle dreamer, ^-^ whewefowe :33 didst xDD thou so? +^w^ PETEW. >_< Foweknyowing :3 that x3 the uWu twuth xDD wiww faww x3 out :3 so. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Hubewt, OwO away with him; ;;w;; impwison him; +xDD And on :3 that day uWu at ;;w;; nyoon wheweon ^.^ he ;;w;; says +UwU I UwU shaww yield x3 up x3 my >_< cwown wet ^.^ him be xDD hang'd. +Deliver ^.^ him to :3 safety; ÚwÚ and wetuwn, +For UwU I ^w^ must use thee. +uWu Exit >_< HUBEWT with ;;w;; PETEW +x3 O x3 my ^-^ gentwe OwO cousin, +:33 Heaw'st xDD thou x3 the nyews >_> abwoad, who OwO awe ^-^ awwiv'd? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu The Fwench, x3 my wowd; men's mouths OwO awe full of uWu it; +:33 Besides, UwU I >w< met Lord >_> Bigot ÚwÚ and Lord >_> Sawisbuwy, +With eyes >_< as red >_< as new-enkindled ^w^ fiwe, +xDD And ;;w;; othews >_> mowe, x3 going to >_> seek x3 the :3 gwave +Of >_< Awthuw, ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they >_> say >_> is kill'd ^.^ to-nyight +On x3 youw ^.^ suggestion. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^w^ Gentwe xDD kinsman, OwO go +xDD And thwust >w< thysewf x3 into uWu theiw companies. +UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu way to xDD wiww uWu theiw loves again; +Bring them >w< befowe x3 me. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. UwU I Will >_> seek them OwO out. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Nyay, >_> but >_< make haste; x3 the xDD bettew :33 foot befowe. +>_< O, wet ;;w;; me uWu have nyo x3 subject >_< enyemies +x3 When advewse ;;w;; foweignyews affright x3 my UwU towns +With :3 dweadfuw pomp of :33 stout x3 invasion! +^w^ Be >_< Mewcuwy, uWu set feathers to >w< thy heews, +xDD And fwy ^.^ wike xDD thought from them to ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu The ^w^ spiwit of x3 the time UwU shaww >_< teach ;;w;; me ;;w;; speed. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. OwO Spoke ^.^ wike :3 a sprightful x3 nyobwe :3 gentweman. +uWu Exit BASTARD +Go ÚwÚ aftew him; fow ^.^ he ^-^ pewhaps UwU shaww >_< nyeed +;;w;; Some :3 messengew betwixt ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU peews; +xDD And be xDD thou he. +x3 MESSENGEW. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, x3 my OwO wiege. uWu Exit +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. OwO My mothew ÚwÚ dead! + +^.^ We-entew >_< HUBEWT + +;;w;; HUBEWT. OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; they >_> say five UwU moons :3 wewe :3 seen to-nyight; +Four fixed, ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 fifth uWu did whirl about +uWu The othew fouw uWu in wondwous ;;w;; motion. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Five OwO moons! +;;w;; HUBEWT. ^-^ Owd ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and beldams uWu in x3 the ^w^ stweets +Do >w< pwophesy ;;w;; upon >w< it >_> dangewouswy; +Young Arthur's :33 death >_> is ^w^ common uWu in uWu theiw UwU mouths; +xDD And when ;;w;; they tawk of :3 him, ;;w;; they ;;w;; shake uWu theiw >_< heads, +xDD And whisper one anyothew uWu in x3 the ^-^ eaw; +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that xDD speaks xDD doth gripe x3 the ;;w;; heawew's >_> wwist, +Whilst ^.^ he :3 that x3 heaws x3 makes x3 feawfuw uWu action +With wwinkwed brows, with uWu nyods, with wowwing :3 eyes. +UwU I saw :3 a >_> smith stand with :33 his hammer, thus, +uWu The whiwst :33 his iwon uWu did on x3 the ^-^ anviw coow, +With open xDD mouth swallowing :3 a :33 taiwow's nyews; +UwU Who, with :33 his uWu sheaws ÚwÚ and UwU measuwe uWu in :33 his uWu hand, +^w^ Standing on :33 swippews, which :33 his >_< nyimbwe ^.^ haste +xDD Had :3 fawsewy thwust ;;w;; upon :33 contwawy ^.^ feet, +Towd of :3 a UwU many thousand warlike OwO Fwench +:33 That :3 wewe embattaiwed ÚwÚ and rank'd uWu in Kent. +ÚwÚ Anyothew lean unwash'd >_> awtificew +^w^ Cuts x3 off :33 his :33 tawe, ÚwÚ and talks of Arthur's death. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Why >_< seek'st xDD thou to possess ;;w;; me with these fears? +Why uwgest xDD thou UwU so ;;w;; oft xDD young Arthur's UwU death? +x3 Thy uWu hand hath ^-^ muwd'wed ^.^ him. UwU I xDD had :3 a ^-^ mighty cause +;;w;; To ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him >_< dead, >_> but xDD thou >w< hadst >_< nyonye to OwO kiww ^.^ him. +;;w;; HUBEWT. No :33 had, x3 my ^.^ wowd! Why, uWu did xDD you nyot ;;w;; pwovoke me? +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the UwU cuwse of >w< kings to be ^w^ attended +^-^ By xDD swaves :3 that OwO take uWu theiw humours fow :3 a :33 wawwant +;;w;; To bweak within x3 the bwoody ;;w;; house of :3 wife, +xDD And on x3 the winking of ÚwÚ authowity +;;w;; To understand :3 a UwU waw; to ^.^ knyow x3 the meaning +Of uWu dangewous ^.^ majesty, when x3 pewchance >w< it uWu fwowns +uWu Mowe ;;w;; upon humouw than :33 advis'd wespect. +;;w;; HUBEWT. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 youw uWu hand ÚwÚ and UwU seaw fow >_> what UwU I ^.^ did. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_< O, when x3 the >w< wast :33 account 'twixt heaven ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth +Is to be made, xDD then UwU shaww ÚwÚ this uWu hand ÚwÚ and UwU seaw +Witness OwO against >_> us to ÚwÚ damnyation! +How ;;w;; oft x3 the ^.^ sight of means to UwU do :33 iww >_< deeds +^-^ Make >_< deeds :33 iww uWu donye! UwU Hadst nyot xDD thou :33 been UwU by, +^-^ A fewwow ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand of ÚwÚ nyatuwe mawk'd, +;;w;; Quoted ÚwÚ and :33 sign'd to UwU do :3 a ^.^ deed of UwU shame, +This murder xDD had nyot come x3 into x3 my xDD mind; +But, :3 taking ^-^ nyote of >w< thy >_> abhoww'd ÚwÚ aspect, +Finding uWu thee ;;w;; fit fow bwoody xDD viwwainy, +uWu Apt, UwU wiabwe to be xDD empwoy'd uWu in uWu dangew, +UwU I ^w^ faintwy broke with uWu thee of Arthur's ÚwÚ death; +xDD And UwU thou, to be endeared to :3 a OwO king, +Made >w< it nyo >_> conscience to ÚwÚ destwoy :3 a pwince. +;;w;; HUBEWT. OwO My wowd- +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. UwU Hadst xDD thou >_> but >_> shook >w< thy >_> head ow UwU made xDD pause, +x3 When UwU I x3 spake >_< dawkwy >_> what UwU I OwO puwposed, +:33 Ow >_> tuwn'd >w< an ^w^ eye of doubt ;;w;; upon x3 my >w< face, +;;w;; As bid ;;w;; me tell x3 my xDD tawe uWu in express wowds, +Deep ^-^ shame xDD had >w< stwuck ;;w;; me ^.^ dumb, UwU made ;;w;; me bweak ^w^ off, +xDD And UwU those >w< thy OwO feaws ^w^ might uWu have ;;w;; wwought OwO feaws uWu in x3 me. +OwO But xDD thou :33 didst understand ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my >_> signs, +xDD And :33 didst uWu in signs again parley with sin; +Yea, ^-^ without UwU stop, :33 didst wet >w< thy >_< heawt ^.^ consent, +xDD And ^.^ consequentwy >w< thy wude uWu hand to ;;w;; act +uWu The ^.^ deed which both UwU ouw tongues hewd ^-^ viwe to nyame. +UwU Out of x3 my UwU sight, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew >_> see ;;w;; me uWu mowe! +OwO My nyobwes OwO weave OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< state >_> is bwaved, +Even uWu at x3 my ^.^ gates, with ;;w;; wanks of :33 foweign >w< pow'ws; +Nyay, uWu in x3 the >w< body of x3 the xDD fweshwy land, +This :33 kingdom, ÚwÚ this UwU confinye of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and :33 bweath, +Hostility ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ civiw xDD tumuwt OwO weigns +Between x3 my >_> conscience ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu cousin's death. +;;w;; HUBEWT. >w< Awm xDD you OwO against x3 youw othew UwU enyemies, +I'll >_< make :3 a uWu peace ^-^ between x3 youw :3 souw ÚwÚ and OwO you. +Young Awthuw >_> is alive. This uWu hand of >_< minye +Is yet :3 a >_< maiden ÚwÚ and >w< an innocent uWu hand, +ÚwÚ Nyot painted with x3 the >_< cwimson OwO spots of blood. +OwO Within ÚwÚ this ^w^ bosom >_< nyevew ^w^ ent'wed yet +uWu The :3 dweadfuw >_> motion of :3 a murderous xDD thought +xDD And xDD you uWu have UwU swandew'd ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ fowm, +>_< Which, howsoever wude ^w^ extewiowwy, +Is yet x3 the UwU cuvw of :3 a fairer ^-^ mind +Than to be ;;w;; butchew of >w< an innocent :33 chiwd. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ Doth Awthuw >_> wive? >_< O, ^.^ haste uWu thee to x3 the ^-^ peews, +Throw ÚwÚ this wepowt on uWu theiw uWu incensed xDD wage +xDD And >_< make them >w< tame to uWu theiw obedience! +>_< Fowgive x3 the ^.^ comment :3 that x3 my passion UwU made +>_> Upon >w< thy featuwe; fow x3 my xDD wage UwU was ÚwÚ bwind, +xDD And fouw imaginary eyes of :3 bwood +xDD Pwesented uWu thee ^.^ mowe ^-^ hideous than xDD thou art. +>_< O, answew x3 nyot; >_> but to x3 my cwoset ;;w;; bwing +uWu The angry wowds with aww expedient ^.^ haste. +UwU I x3 conjuwe uWu thee >_> but x3 swowwy; >w< wun ^.^ mowe uWu fast. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +^w^ Engwand. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ castwe + +Entew AWTHUW, on x3 the OwO wawws + +>_> AWTHUW. uWu The waww >_> is UwU high, ÚwÚ and yet xDD wiww UwU I ^-^ weap down. +^-^ Good ground, be ^w^ pitifuw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ huwt ;;w;; me ^w^ nyot! +>_> Thewe's x3 few ow >_< nyonye UwU do ^.^ knyow OwO me; >_> if ;;w;; they ^-^ did, +This >w< ship-boy's ÚwÚ sembwance hath :33 disguis'd ;;w;; me quite. +UwU I ^w^ am afwaid; ÚwÚ and yet I'll venture :3 it. +;;w;; If UwU I get down ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot bweak x3 my limbs, +I'll find :3 a thousand ^.^ shifts to get xDD away. +;;w;; As ÚwÚ good to ^-^ die ÚwÚ and x3 go, >_< as ^-^ die ÚwÚ and >_< stay. ÚwÚ [Weaps down] +x3 O me! x3 my ^-^ uncwe's ^w^ spiwit >_> is uWu in these ÚwÚ stonyes. +uWu Heaven OwO take x3 my x3 souw, ÚwÚ and England >_< keep x3 my ^.^ bonyes! +:33 [Dies] + +Entew >w< PEMBWOKE, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and OwO BIGOT + +SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Wowds, UwU I xDD wiww :3 meet ^.^ him uWu at Saint ^w^ Edmundsbuwy; +^.^ It >_> is UwU ouw safety, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^w^ must >_< embwace +This ^-^ gentwe offer of x3 the :33 pewiwous uWu time. +PEMBROKE. Who ^.^ bwought :3 that >_> wettew from x3 the ÚwÚ Cawdinyaw? +SAWISBUWY. uWu The xDD Count xDD Mewun, :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd of >_< Fwance, +>_< Whose >_> pwivate with ;;w;; me of x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's wuv +Is much ^.^ mowe general than these lines xDD impowt. +BIGOT. >_< To-mowwow mownying wet >_> us :3 meet ^.^ him UwU then. +SAWISBUWY. :33 Ow rather xDD then uWu set fowwawd; fow 'twill be +Two ^-^ wong >_> days' jouwnyey, wowds, ow ere ^.^ we ^.^ meet. + +Entew x3 the BASTARD + +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Once ^.^ mowe ^w^ to-day weww :3 met, ^.^ distempew'd lords! +uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ by ;;w;; me uWu wequests x3 youw x3 pwesence stwaight. +SAWISBUWY. uWu The ^w^ King hath ^.^ dispossess'd >_< himsewf of >_> us. +We xDD wiww nyot winye :33 his >_< thin >_< bestainyed uWu cwoak +With UwU ouw puwe honours, nor >_< attend x3 the :33 foot +:33 That >w< weaves x3 the pwint of :3 bwood where'er >w< it wawks. +Return ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him :3 so. We ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 wowst. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ÚwÚ Whate'ew xDD you >_< think, ÚwÚ good wowds, UwU I >_< think, :3 wewe >_> best. +SAWISBUWY. Our ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and nyot UwU ouw :3 mannyews, reason now. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. OwO But there >_> is xDD wittwe reason uWu in x3 youw gwief; +Therefore >w< 'twewe reason xDD you xDD had ^w^ mannyews now. +PEMBROKE. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, >_> impatience hath :33 his >_< pwiviwege. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. 'Tis xDD twue-to ÚwÚ huwt :33 his ^.^ mastew, nyo x3 man ewse. +SAWISBUWY. This >_> is x3 the x3 pwison. >_> What >_> is ^.^ he wies hewe? +PEMBROKE. x3 O UwU death, UwU made OwO pwoud with puwe ÚwÚ and princely x3 beauty! +uWu The ^.^ eawth xDD had nyot :3 a x3 howe to hide ÚwÚ this UwU deed. +SAWISBUWY. ^.^ Muwdew, >_< as >w< hating >_> what >_< himsewf hath :33 donye, +^-^ Doth uWu way >w< it open to urge on revenge. +BIGOT. :3 Ow, when ^.^ he OwO doom'd ÚwÚ this beauty to :3 a ^-^ gwave, +x3 Found >w< it ^w^ too pwecious-pwincewy fow :3 a x3 gwave. +SAWISBUWY. Sir ^.^ Wichawd, >_> what think you? :3 Have xDD you uWu behewd, +:33 Ow uWu have xDD you ^w^ wead ow ^-^ heawd, ow couwd xDD you x3 think? +:33 Ow UwU do xDD you almost >_< think, awthough xDD you see, +:33 That xDD you UwU do see? Could ^-^ thought, ^-^ without ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ object, +>_< Fowm xDD such anyothew? This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ÚwÚ top, +uWu The xDD height, x3 the crest, ow uWu cwest >w< unto x3 the crest, +Of x3 muwdew's arms; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the bwoodiest UwU shame, +uWu The wildest ^-^ savagewy, x3 the vilest :33 stwoke, +:33 That OwO evew ;;w;; waww-ey'd >_> wwath ow >_> stawing xDD wage +xDD Pwesented to x3 the tears of soft :33 wemowse. +PEMBROKE. All murders x3 past UwU do stand excus'd uWu in >_< this; +xDD And uWu this, UwU so sole ÚwÚ and UwU so unmatchabwe, +Shall UwU give :3 a holiness, :3 a puwity, +;;w;; To x3 the yet xDD unbegotten x3 sin of xDD times, +xDD And ^-^ pwuv :3 a deadwy >w< bwoodshed >_> but :3 a ^.^ jest, +Exampled ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; heinyous x3 spectacwe. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a uWu damnyed ÚwÚ and :3 a bwoody >_> wowk; +uWu The graceless uWu action of :3 a x3 heavy uWu hand, +;;w;; If :3 that >w< it be x3 the ^.^ wowk of xDD any >w< hand. +SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; If :3 that >w< it be x3 the ^.^ wowk of xDD any xDD hand! +We xDD had :3 a uWu kind of >w< wight >_> what ^.^ wouwd >_> ensue. +^.^ It >_> is x3 the >_> shamefuw ^.^ wowk of Hubert's xDD hand; +uWu The pwactice ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO puwpose of x3 the uWu King; +Fwom x3 whose ^.^ obedience UwU I UwU fowbid x3 my :3 souw +:33 Knyeewing >w< befowe ÚwÚ this xDD wuin of x3 sweet :3 wife, +xDD And :33 bweathing to :33 his ^w^ bweathwess excewwence +uWu The >w< incense of :3 a ^w^ vow, :3 a >w< howy ^w^ vow, +xDD Nyevew to >_> taste x3 the >_< pweasuwes of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +xDD Nyevew to be xDD infected with OwO dewight, +x3 Nyow :3 convewsant with ^w^ ease ÚwÚ and idwenyess, +Tiww UwU I uWu have uWu set :3 a :3 gwowy to ÚwÚ this uWu hand +^-^ By ^.^ giving >w< it x3 the :33 wowship of revenge. +PEMBROKE. ÚwÚ and BIGOT. Our >w< souws x3 wewigiouswy :33 confiwm >w< thy ÚwÚ wowds. + +Entew >_< HUBEWT + +;;w;; HUBEWT. ;;w;; Wowds, UwU I ^w^ am :3 hot with ^.^ haste uWu in UwU seeking OwO you. +Awthuw xDD doth ÚwÚ wive; x3 the ^w^ King hath sent fow OwO you. +SAWISBUWY. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is >w< bowd, ÚwÚ and blushes nyot uWu at ;;w;; death! +x3 Avaunt, xDD thou hateful villain, get uWu thee ÚwÚ gonye! +;;w;; HUBEWT. UwU I ^w^ am nyo villain. +SAWISBUWY. :3 Must UwU I rob x3 the ;;w;; waw? >w< [Dwawing :33 his :3 swowd] +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Youw xDD swowd >_> is :3 bwight, siw; put >w< it x3 up ;;w;; again. +SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww UwU I sheathe >w< it uWu in :3 a muwdewew's :33 skin. +;;w;; HUBEWT. ;;w;; Stand back, Lord >_> Sawisbuwy, stand back, UwU I say; +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I think x3 my swowd's >_< as ^-^ shawp >_< as x3 youws. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have UwU you, uWu wowd, x3 fowget yourself, +x3 Nyow tempt x3 the danger of x3 my true x3 defence; +Lest I, ^.^ by UwU mawking of x3 youw rage, x3 fowget +uWu Youw ^.^ wowth, x3 youw :33 gweatnyess ÚwÚ and nobility. +BIGOT. Out, dunghiww! uWu Daw'st xDD thou >_< bwave :3 a nobleman? +;;w;; HUBEWT. ÚwÚ Nyot fow x3 my :33 wife; >_> but yet UwU I dawe ;;w;; defend +OwO My innocent >w< wife OwO against >w< an uWu empewow. +SAWISBUWY. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a murderer. +;;w;; HUBEWT. Do nyot ^-^ pwuv ;;w;; me :3 so. +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ am none. >_< Whose >_> tongue soe'ew xDD speaks :3 fawse, +ÚwÚ Nyot :33 twuwy speaks; who xDD speaks nyot OwO twuwy, uWu wies. +PEMBROKE. Cut ^.^ him to x3 pieces. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^w^ Keep x3 the ÚwÚ peace, UwU I :3 say. +SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Stand UwU by, ow UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ gaww UwU you, Fauwconbwidge. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^.^ Thou OwO wewt xDD bettew ^.^ gaww x3 the deviw, Salisbury. +;;w;; If xDD thou >_> but fwown on uWu me, ow stir >w< thy xDD foot, +:33 Ow >_< teach >w< thy >_> hasty UwU spween to UwU do ;;w;; me UwU shame, +I'll strike uWu thee uWu dead. >_> Put x3 up >w< thy xDD swowd betime; +:33 Ow I'll UwU so ^.^ mauw xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw toasting-iron +:33 That xDD you UwU shaww think x3 the ^.^ deviw >_> is come from uWu heww. +BIGOT. >_> What wiwt xDD thou UwU do, uWu wenyownyed Faulconbridge? +^w^ Second :3 a viwwain ÚwÚ and :3 a murderer? +;;w;; HUBEWT. Lord :33 Bigot, UwU I ^w^ am none. +BIGOT. Who kill'd ÚwÚ this >w< pwince? +;;w;; HUBEWT. 'Tis nyot >w< an >_> houw xDD since UwU I left ^.^ him well. +UwU I :3 honyouw'd :3 him, UwU I :3 wov'd :3 him, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD weep +OwO My uWu date of >w< wife x3 out fow :33 his x3 sweet ^w^ wife's loss. +SAWISBUWY. Twust nyot UwU those x3 cunnying watews of :33 his ^w^ eyes, +For xDD viwwainy >_> is nyot ^-^ without xDD such rheum; +xDD And xDD he, ^-^ wong traded uWu in :33 it, x3 makes >w< it xDD seem +Wike rivers of ^-^ wemowse ÚwÚ and ^-^ innyocency. +UwU Away with uWu me, aww xDD you x3 whose >w< souws abhow +xDD Th' UwU uncweanwy UwU savouws of :3 a >_> swaughtew-house; +For UwU I ^w^ am stifled with ÚwÚ this smell of >_< sin. +BIGOT. UwU Away toward Bury, to x3 the uWu Dauphin thewe! +PEMBROKE. >_> Thewe tell x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ he OwO may ^.^ inquiwe >_> us OwO out. +Exeunt ;;w;; WOWDS +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_> Hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowwd! ^-^ Knyew xDD you of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw wowk? +^.^ Beyond x3 the :3 infinyite ÚwÚ and boundwess :3 weach +Of mercy, >_> if xDD thou :33 didst ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed of UwU death, +Awt xDD thou ÚwÚ damn'd, x3 Hubewt. +;;w;; HUBEWT. Do >_> but hear uWu me, sir. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Ha! I'll tell uWu thee :3 what: +^w^ Thou'wt damn'd >_< as black-nay, >_< nyothing >_> is UwU so >_> bwack- +^.^ Thou awt ^.^ mowe >_> deep damn'd than Prince >w< Wucifew; +>_> Thewe >_> is nyot yet UwU so ugwy :3 a >_< fiend of heww +;;w;; As xDD thou shalt be, >_> if xDD thou :33 didst OwO kiww ÚwÚ this :33 chiwd. +;;w;; HUBEWT. >_> Upon x3 my ;;w;; souw- +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst >_> but >_< consent +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this UwU most UwU cwuew ;;w;; act, UwU do >_> but UwU despaiw; +xDD And >_> if xDD thou :33 want'st :3 a >_< cowd, x3 the xDD smawwest :3 thwead +:33 That OwO evew spidew OwO twisted from her womb +Will serve to strangle ÚwÚ thee; :3 a >_< wush xDD wiww be :3 a ^.^ beam +;;w;; To ^w^ hang uWu thee xDD on; ow wouldst xDD thou x3 dwown ;;w;; thysewf, +>_> Put >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe UwU watew uWu in :3 a spoon +xDD And >w< it UwU shaww be >_< as aww x3 the ;;w;; ocean, +Enyough to stifwe xDD such :3 a viwwain x3 up +UwU I UwU do >_> suspect uWu thee xDD vewy xDD gwievouswy. +;;w;; HUBEWT. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu in ;;w;; act, ^.^ consent, ow x3 sin of ^-^ thought, +^w^ Be guiwty of x3 the stealing :3 that x3 sweet UwU bweath +>_< Which UwU was embounded uWu in ÚwÚ this beauteous ^-^ cway, +Let heww ^.^ want ^w^ pains enough to towtuwe me! +UwU I left ^.^ him well. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^w^ Go, UwU beaw ^.^ him uWu in ^.^ thinye arms. +UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ amaz'd, UwU methinks, ÚwÚ and wose x3 my uWu way +>_> Among x3 the thorns ÚwÚ and >_> dangews of ÚwÚ this wowwd. +How ^w^ easy dost xDD thou OwO take aww England ^-^ up! +Fwom fowth ÚwÚ this mowsew of >_< dead xDD woyawty +uWu The :3 wife, x3 the wight, ÚwÚ and uWu twuth of aww ÚwÚ this weawm +Is ^w^ fwed to xDD heaven; ÚwÚ and England nyow >_> is left +;;w;; To uWu tug ÚwÚ and xDD scambwe, ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ by x3 th' teeth +uWu The unyowed ÚwÚ intewest of pwoud-swewwing state. +Now fow x3 the xDD bawe-pick'd bonye of ^.^ majesty +^-^ Doth uWu dogged >w< waw xDD bwistwe :33 his angry uWu cwest +xDD And snarleth uWu in x3 the ^-^ gentwe eyes of :3 peace; +Now ÚwÚ powews from ^.^ home ÚwÚ and discontents uWu at ^.^ home +^w^ Meet uWu in one ^w^ winye; ÚwÚ and >_> vast :3 confusion ^-^ waits, +;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a >_> waven on :3 a >w< sick-faww'n ^.^ beast, +uWu The imminyent x3 decay of >_< wwested pomp. +Now ^w^ happy ^.^ he x3 whose uWu cwoak ÚwÚ and UwU cinctuwe ^.^ can +:33 Howd x3 out ÚwÚ this ;;w;; tempest. ÚwÚ Beaw OwO away :3 that child, +xDD And ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me with ;;w;; speed. I'll to x3 the uWu King; +^-^ A thousand businyesses OwO awe bwief uWu in uWu hand, +xDD And heaven itsewf xDD doth fwown ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD wand. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +^w^ Engwand. ;;w;; KING JOHN'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, PANDULPH, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ Thus uWu have UwU I yiewded x3 up x3 into x3 youw uWu hand +uWu The xDD ciwcwe of x3 my glory. +:33 PANDUWPH. xDD [Gives back x3 the :33 cwown] ^.^ Take again +Fwom ÚwÚ this x3 my uWu hand, >_< as uWu howding of x3 the :3 Pope, +uWu Youw suvweign :33 gweatnyess ÚwÚ and authowity. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Now >_< keep x3 youw >w< howy wowd; OwO go :3 meet x3 the Fwench; +xDD And from :33 his Howinyess use aww x3 youw powew +;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop uWu theiw ^w^ mawches fore ^.^ we OwO awe infwam'd. +Our >_> discontented counties UwU do wevowt; +Our OwO peopwe ^-^ quawwew with xDD obedience, +Swearing OwO awwegiance ÚwÚ and x3 the wuv of :3 souw +;;w;; To stwangew bwood, to :33 foweign x3 woyawty. +This inyundation of mistemp'red humouw +ÚwÚ Wests ^.^ by xDD you >w< onwy to be :3 quawified. +UwU Then :3 pause x3 nyot; fow x3 the xDD pwesent ÚwÚ time's UwU so >w< sick +:33 That xDD pwesent med'cinye ^w^ must be minyist'wed +:33 Ow overthrow ^w^ incuwabwe ensues. +:33 PANDUWPH. ^.^ It UwU was x3 my UwU bweath :3 that bwew ÚwÚ this UwU tempest up, +>_> Upon x3 youw ^-^ stubbown :3 usage of x3 the Pope; +OwO But xDD since xDD you OwO awe :3 a ^-^ gentwe ^-^ convewtite, +OwO My >_> tongue UwU shaww uWu hush again ÚwÚ this x3 stowm of >w< waw +xDD And >_< make >w< faiw >_> weathew uWu in x3 youw uWu bwust'wing xDD wand. +On ÚwÚ this x3 Ascension-day, remember weww, +>_> Upon x3 youw ^-^ oath of OwO sewvice to x3 the :3 Pope, +Go UwU I to >_< make x3 the OwO Fwench uWu way down uWu theiw arms. uWu Exit +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Is ÚwÚ this OwO Ascension-day? Did nyot x3 the :33 pwophet +x3 Say :3 that >w< befowe uWu Ascension-day uWu at ;;w;; nyoon +OwO My >_< cwown UwU I >_> shouwd UwU give off? Even UwU so UwU I :3 have. +UwU I uWu did ^.^ suppose >w< it >_> shouwd be on UwU constwaint; +But, heaven be >_< thank'd, >w< it >_> is >_> but ^-^ vowuntawy. + +Entew x3 the BASTARD + +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. All Kent hath uWu yiewded; >_< nyothing there ÚwÚ howds x3 out +OwO But >_> Duvw UwU Castwe. ;;w;; Wondon hath weceiv'd, +Wike :3 a uWu kind >_< host, x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD powews. +uWu Youw nyobwes xDD wiww nyot hear UwU you, >_> but OwO awe >_> gonye +;;w;; To offer OwO sewvice to x3 youw enemy; +xDD And >w< wiwd amazement ^.^ huwwies x3 up ÚwÚ and down +uWu The xDD wittwe ^w^ nyumbew of x3 youw ^.^ doubtfuw fwiends. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Wouwd nyot x3 my wowds ^-^ wetuwn to ;;w;; me again +>w< Aftew ;;w;; they heard xDD young Awthuw UwU was ^.^ awive? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ They >_> found ^.^ him >_< dead, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, +^-^ An :33 empty :33 casket, :3 whewe x3 the jewel of >w< wife +^-^ By x3 some damn'd uWu hand UwU was :3 wobbed ÚwÚ and >_> ta'en xDD away. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :33 That viwwain Hubert told ;;w;; me ^.^ he uWu did wive. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. So, on x3 my x3 souw, ^.^ he ^-^ did, fow ^.^ aught ^.^ he ^-^ knyew. +OwO But ^-^ whewefowe UwU do xDD you xDD dwoop? Why wook xDD you sad? +^w^ Be great uWu in ;;w;; act, >_< as xDD you uWu have :33 been uWu in thought; +Let nyot x3 the wowwd >_> see feaw ÚwÚ and >_> sad distrust +OwO Guvwn x3 the >_> motion of :3 a >_> kingwy :33 eye. +^w^ Be stirring >_< as x3 the time; be fire with x3 fiwe; +Threaten x3 the UwU thweat'nyew, ÚwÚ and outface x3 the ^w^ bwow +Of ^.^ bwagging :33 howwow; UwU so UwU shaww :33 infewiow ^w^ eyes, +:33 That :3 bowwow uWu theiw behaviours from x3 the ^.^ gweat, +OwO Gwow great ^.^ by x3 youw ^w^ exampwe ÚwÚ and put on +uWu The dauntwess ^w^ spiwit of wesowution. +:33 Away, ÚwÚ and glister ^.^ wike x3 the god of >w< waw +x3 When ^.^ he xDD intendeth to :33 become x3 the :3 fiewd; +uWu Show boldness ÚwÚ and ;;w;; aspiwing ^.^ confidence. +What, UwU shaww ;;w;; they >_> seek x3 the wion uWu in :33 his ^.^ den, +xDD And :33 fwight ^.^ him thewe, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him :3 twembwe OwO thewe? +>_< O, wet >w< it nyot be ^-^ said! Fowage, ÚwÚ and >w< wun +;;w;; To :3 meet >_< dispweasuwe ^-^ fawthew from x3 the x3 doows +xDD And uWu gwappwe with ^.^ him ere ^.^ he come UwU so nyigh. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. uWu The wegate of x3 the ^.^ Pope hath :33 been with uWu me, +xDD And UwU I uWu have UwU made :3 a ^w^ happy uWu peace with him; +xDD And ^.^ he hath pwomis'd to dismiss x3 the ÚwÚ powews +UwU Wed ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. x3 O ^w^ ingwowious league! +Shall :33 we, ;;w;; upon x3 the footing of UwU ouw land, +>_< Send fair-play x3 owdews, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 compwomise, +^-^ Insinyuation, OwO pawwey, ÚwÚ and UwU base truce, +;;w;; To :3 awms invasive? Shall :3 a beardless ^-^ boy, +^-^ A cock'red siwken wanton, >_< bwave UwU ouw fields +xDD And >w< fwesh :33 his ^w^ spiwit uWu in :3 a warlike ^w^ soiw, +UwU Mocking x3 the ^w^ aiw with cowouws idly spread, +xDD And find nyo ^w^ check? Let us, x3 my ^.^ wiege, to arms. +Pewchance x3 the Cardinal ;;w;; cannyot >_< make x3 youw :3 peace; +:3 Ow, >_> if ^.^ he UwU do, wet >w< it uWu at least be uWu said +^-^ They saw ^.^ we xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose of OwO defence. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Have xDD thou x3 the xDD owdewing of ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent uWu time. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :33 Away, >w< then, with ÚwÚ good couwage! +Yet, UwU I ^.^ knyow +Our party OwO may weww :3 meet :3 a >_> pwoudew foe. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. +^w^ Engwand. uWu The ÚwÚ DAUPHIN'S ÚwÚ camp uWu at Saint Edmundsbury + +OwO Entew, uWu in awms, :3 WEWIS, >_< SAWISBUWY, MELUN, >w< PEMBWOKE, >w< BIGOT, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +xDD WEWIS. OwO My Lord xDD Mewun, wet ÚwÚ this be :33 copied x3 out +xDD And >_< keep >w< it >_< safe fow UwU ouw remembrance; +Return x3 the xDD pwecedent to these wowds OwO again, +^.^ That, xDD having UwU ouw >w< faiw order ÚwÚ wwitten ;;w;; down, +UwU Both ;;w;; they ÚwÚ and :33 we, perusing ^-^ o'ew these nyotes, +^-^ May ^.^ knyow ^-^ whewefowe ^.^ we >_> took x3 the sacrament, +xDD And >_< keep UwU ouw :33 faiths >w< fiwm ÚwÚ and inviolable. +SAWISBUWY. >_> Upon UwU ouw >w< sides >w< it >_< nyevew UwU shaww be >_> bwoken. +^.^ And, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Dauphin, OwO awbeit ^.^ we >_< sweaw +^-^ A ;;w;; vowuntawy ^.^ zeaw ÚwÚ and >w< an unurg'd :33 faith +;;w;; To x3 youw pwoceedings; ^w^ yet, ^-^ bewieve uWu me, >_< Pwince, +UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu gwad :3 that xDD such :3 a ^w^ sowe of time +Should >_> seek :3 a pwastew ^.^ by contemn'd >_> wevowt, +xDD And heal x3 the inveterate ;;w;; cankew of one ;;w;; wound +^-^ By x3 making many. >_< O, >w< it grieves x3 my :3 souw +:33 That UwU I ^w^ must dwaw ÚwÚ this >_< metaw from x3 my x3 side +;;w;; To be :3 a xDD widow-makew! >_< O, ÚwÚ and there +Whewe ^.^ honyouwabwe OwO wescue ÚwÚ and x3 defence +>w< Cwies x3 out ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD nyame of ^-^ Sawisbuwy! +OwO But xDD such >_> is x3 the :3 infection of x3 the time +^.^ That, fow x3 the ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; physic of UwU ouw wight, +We ;;w;; cannyot deal >_> but with x3 the xDD vewy uWu hand +Of xDD stewn injustice ÚwÚ and ^-^ confused wrong. +xDD And :3 is't nyot pity, x3 O x3 my gwieved ÚwÚ fwiends! +:33 That :33 we, x3 the xDD sons ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen of ÚwÚ this isle, +^.^ Wewe bown to >_> see UwU so >_> sad >w< an >_> houw >_< as >_< this; +^-^ Whewein ^.^ we :33 step ÚwÚ aftew :3 a ;;w;; stwangew-mawch +>_> Upon her ^-^ gentwe x3 bosom, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiww x3 up +:3 Hew ^.^ enyemies' ranks-I ^w^ must >_< withdwaw ÚwÚ and xDD weep +>_> Upon x3 the ^w^ spot of ÚwÚ this enfowced :3 cause- +;;w;; To xDD gwace x3 the ÚwÚ gentwy of :3 a ÚwÚ wand wemote +xDD And ;;w;; fowwow unacquainted cowouws hewe? +What, hewe? x3 O ^-^ nyation, :3 that xDD thou ^w^ couwdst x3 wemuv! +:33 That >_< Nyeptunye's awms, who uWu cwippeth uWu thee about, +Wouwd UwU beaw uWu thee from x3 the >_< knyowwedge of >w< thysewf +xDD And uWu gwappwe uWu thee >w< unto :3 a :33 pagan >w< showe, +Whewe these >w< two Christian awmies ^w^ might UwU combinye +uWu The :3 bwood of malice uWu in :3 a ;;w;; vein of OwO weague, +xDD And nyot to spend >w< it UwU so unnyeighbouwwy! +xDD WEWIS. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe xDD tempew dost xDD thou x3 show uWu in >_< this; +xDD And great affections wwestwing uWu in >w< thy ^w^ bosom +^-^ Doth >_< make >w< an ^.^ eawthquake of nobility. +>_< O, >_> what :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 combat x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ fought +Between x3 compuwsion ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< bwave xDD wespect! +Let ;;w;; me xDD wipe x3 off ÚwÚ this ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 dew +:33 That OwO siwvewwy xDD doth ^w^ pwogwess on >w< thy UwU cheeks. +OwO My >_< heawt hath mewted uWu at :3 a >_> wady's ^-^ teaws, +uWu Being >w< an ordinary uWu inyundation; +OwO But ÚwÚ this ^.^ effusion of xDD such xDD manwy ÚwÚ dwops, +This show'r, >_> bwown x3 up ^.^ by UwU tempest of x3 the x3 souw, +Startles >_< minye eyes ÚwÚ and x3 makes ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe ^w^ amaz'd +Than xDD had UwU I :3 seen x3 the :3 vauwty ;;w;; top of heaven +;;w;; Figuw'd quite ^-^ o'ew with ^.^ buwnying :33 meteows. +^-^ Wift x3 up >w< thy >_> bwow, uWu wenyownyed >_> Sawisbuwy, +xDD And with :3 a great >_< heawt x3 heave OwO away ÚwÚ this ^w^ stowm; +>_< Commend these watews to UwU those baby eyes +:33 That >_< nyevew saw x3 the giant wowwd enrag'd, +x3 Nyow >w< met with :3 fowtunye othew than uWu at feasts, +Full of wawm bwood, of :33 miwth, of >w< gossiping. +^.^ Come, >_< come; fow xDD thou shalt thwust >w< thy uWu hand >_< as >_> deep +^.^ Into x3 the >_< puwse of rich >_> pwospewity +;;w;; As Lewis himself. So, ^.^ nyobwes, UwU shaww xDD you all, +:33 That >w< knyit x3 youw sinews to x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of ^w^ minye. + +Entew ^.^ PANDUWPH + +xDD And even thewe, UwU methinks, >w< an ÚwÚ angew uWu spake: +Wook :3 whewe x3 the >w< howy wegate x3 comes xDD apace, +;;w;; To UwU give >_> us :33 wawwant from x3 the uWu hand of heaven +xDD And on UwU ouw ;;w;; actions uWu set x3 the xDD nyame of >w< wight +With >w< howy >_< bweath. +:33 PANDUWPH. >w< Haiw, x3 nyobwe >_> pwince of France! +uWu The :3 nyext >_> is :33 this: ^w^ King John hath reconcil'd +Himsewf to Rome; :33 his ^w^ spiwit >_> is come x3 in, +:33 That UwU so :33 stood x3 out OwO against x3 the >w< howy :3 Chuwch, +uWu The great >w< metwopowis ÚwÚ and >_> see of xDD Wome. +Therefore >w< thy threat'ning cowouws nyow wind x3 up +xDD And >w< tame x3 the x3 savage ^w^ spiwit of >w< wiwd waw, +^.^ That, ^.^ wike :3 a wion fostewed x3 up uWu at uWu hand, +^.^ It OwO may >_< wie gently uWu at x3 the :33 foot of uWu peace +xDD And be nyo further ;;w;; hawmfuw than uWu in show. +xDD WEWIS. uWu Youw Gwace UwU shaww UwU pawdon uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu back: +UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ^-^ high-bown to be xDD pwopewtied, +;;w;; To be :3 a secondary uWu at ;;w;; contwow, +:33 Ow :33 usefuw uWu sewving-man ÚwÚ and UwU instwument +;;w;; To xDD any suvweign >w< state ÚwÚ thwoughout x3 the wowwd. +uWu Youw UwU bweath xDD fiwst kindled x3 the >_< dead coaw of UwU waws +Between ÚwÚ this chastis'd ^w^ kingdom ÚwÚ and mysewf +xDD And ^.^ bwought uWu in ;;w;; mattew :3 that >_> shouwd >w< feed ÚwÚ this x3 fiwe; +xDD And nyow UwU 'tis uWu faw ^w^ too >_> huge to be >_> bwown x3 out +With :3 that same xDD weak wind which :3 enkindwed :3 it. +>_> You ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me >w< how to ^.^ knyow x3 the OwO face of wight, +^-^ Acquainted ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ intewest to ÚwÚ this land, +Yea, thwust ÚwÚ this uWu entewpwise x3 into x3 my heawt; +xDD And come OwO ye nyow to tell ;;w;; me John hath UwU made +ÚwÚ His uWu peace with >w< Wome? >_> What >_> is :3 that uWu peace to me? +I, ^.^ by x3 the honour of x3 my mawwiage-bed, +>w< Aftew xDD young >_< Awthuw, >_< cwaim ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand fow minye; +^.^ And, nyow >w< it >_> is half-conquer'd, ^w^ must UwU I back +>_< Because :3 that John hath UwU made :33 his uWu peace with >w< Wome? +^w^ Am UwU I OwO Wome's slave? >_> What ÚwÚ penny hath ÚwÚ Wome bownye, +>_> What ;;w;; men >w< pwovided, >_> what munyition ;;w;; sent, +;;w;; To xDD undewpwop ÚwÚ this uWu action? Is 't nyot UwU I +:33 That ^w^ undewgo ÚwÚ this charge? Who >_> ewse >_> but I, +xDD And xDD such >_< as to x3 my >_< cwaim OwO awe wiabwe, +Sweat uWu in ÚwÚ this business ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ maintain ÚwÚ this ;;w;; waw? +:3 Have UwU I nyot heard these islanders >_> shout x3 out +uWu 'Vive ^.^ we OwO woi!' >_< as UwU I uWu have bank'd uWu theiw towns? +:3 Have UwU I nyot OwO hewe x3 the best ^.^ cawds fow x3 the game +;;w;; To xDD wiww ÚwÚ this ^w^ easy ;;w;; match, pway'd fow :3 a crown? +xDD And UwU shaww UwU I nyow UwU give ^-^ o'ew x3 the yiewded set? +:3 Nyo, no, on x3 my x3 souw, >w< it >_< nyevew UwU shaww be UwU said. +:33 PANDUWPH. >_> You wook >_> but on x3 the uWu outside of ÚwÚ this >w< wowk. +xDD WEWIS. ^-^ Outside ow :33 inside, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ wetuwn +Tiww x3 my x3 attempt UwU so much be UwU gwowified +;;w;; As to x3 my uWu ampwe UwU hope UwU was promised +^.^ Befowe UwU I >w< dwew ÚwÚ this OwO gawwant >_> head of waw, +xDD And :3 cuww'd these fiery ;;w;; spiwits from x3 the wowwd +;;w;; To x3 outwook ÚwÚ conquest, ÚwÚ and to xDD wiww renown +Even uWu in x3 the ^w^ jaws of danger ÚwÚ and of death. +;;w;; [Twumpet ^w^ sounds] +>_> What ÚwÚ wusty ÚwÚ twumpet OwO thus xDD doth ^.^ summon us? + +Entew x3 the :33 BASTAWD, ^w^ attended + +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. x3 Accowding to x3 the >w< faiw :33 pway of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +Let ;;w;; me uWu have xDD audience: UwU I ^w^ am sent to >_< speak. +OwO My >w< howy ;;w;; wowd of Milan, from x3 the ^w^ King +UwU I come, to :3 weawn >w< how xDD you uWu have ^w^ deawt fow him; +^.^ And, >_< as xDD you ÚwÚ answew, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; scope +xDD And :33 wawwant ^-^ wimited >w< unto x3 my :33 tongue. +:33 PANDUWPH. uWu The uWu Dauphin >_> is ^w^ too wiwfuw-opposite, +xDD And xDD wiww nyot xDD tempowize with x3 my entweaties; +>w< He :33 fwatwy ;;w;; says he'ww nyot uWu way down :33 his arms. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ By aww x3 the :3 bwood :3 that OwO evew UwU fuwy bweath'd, +uWu The :33 youth ;;w;; says well. Now hear UwU ouw :3 Engwish uWu King; +For OwO thus :33 his xDD woyawty xDD doth speak uWu in x3 me. +>w< He >_> is prepar'd, ÚwÚ and reason ^w^ too ^.^ he OwO shouwd. +This ^.^ apish ÚwÚ and uWu unmannyewwy approach, +This ;;w;; hawnyess'd masque ÚwÚ and unadvised ^w^ wevew +This ÚwÚ unhaiw'd saucinyess ÚwÚ and boyish ^.^ twoops, +uWu The ^w^ King xDD doth ;;w;; smiwe OwO at; ÚwÚ and >_> is weww pwepaw'd +;;w;; To whip ÚwÚ this dwarfish waw, these pigmy awms, +Fwom x3 out x3 the xDD ciwcwe of :33 his territories. +:33 That uWu hand which xDD had x3 the >_< stwength, even uWu at x3 youw UwU doow. +;;w;; To cudgel xDD you ÚwÚ and >_< make xDD you OwO take x3 the OwO hatch, +;;w;; To ^w^ dive ^.^ wike >_> buckets uWu in UwU conceawed uWu wewws, +;;w;; To :3 cwouch uWu in ^.^ wittew of x3 youw stable planks, +;;w;; To >_< wie ^.^ wike uWu pawns :3 wock'd x3 up uWu in uWu chests ÚwÚ and trunks, +;;w;; To hug with ÚwÚ swinye, to >_> seek x3 sweet :33 safety x3 out +^w^ In ÚwÚ vauwts ÚwÚ and uWu pwisons, ÚwÚ and to UwU thwiww ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake +Even uWu at x3 the :3 cwying of x3 youw ^.^ nyation's crow, +^w^ Thinking ÚwÚ this uWu voice >w< an :3 awmed UwU Engwishman- +Shall :3 that ;;w;; victowious uWu hand be x3 feebwed OwO hewe +:33 That uWu in x3 youw ^.^ chambews uWu gave xDD you :3 chastisement? +No. xDD Knyow x3 the OwO gawwant :33 monyawch >_> is uWu in :3 awms +xDD And ^.^ wike >w< an >_> eagwe ^-^ o'ew :33 his OwO aewy tow'rs +;;w;; To :33 souse ÚwÚ annyoyance :3 that x3 comes nyeaw :33 his xDD nyest. +xDD And xDD you ^w^ degenyewate, xDD you xDD ingwate revolts, +>_> You bwoody Neroes, ripping x3 up x3 the womb +Of x3 youw uWu deaw mothew England, bwush fow OwO shame; +For x3 youw UwU own ^.^ wadies ÚwÚ and pale-visag'd >_< maids, +Wike xDD Amazons, come ;;w;; twipping ÚwÚ aftew drums, +^-^ Theiw thimbles x3 into :3 awmed ;;w;; gauntwets >_< change, +^-^ Theiw needles to lances, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^-^ gentwe heawts +;;w;; To >_< fiewce ÚwÚ and bwoody inclination. +xDD WEWIS. >_> Thewe >w< end >w< thy ^w^ bwave, ÚwÚ and turn >w< thy OwO face uWu in :3 peace; +We gwant xDD thou ;;w;; canst outscold >_> us. >w< Fawe uWu thee well; +We howd UwU ouw time ^w^ too >_< pwecious to be xDD spent +With xDD such :3 a brabbler. +:33 PANDUWPH. Give ;;w;; me OwO weave to >_< speak. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww >_< speak. +xDD WEWIS. We xDD wiww >_< attend to >_> nyeithew. +OwO Stwike x3 up x3 the dwums; ÚwÚ and wet x3 the >_> tongue of waw, +;;w;; Pwead fow UwU ouw ÚwÚ intewest ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^.^ being hewe. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >w< Indeed, x3 youw drums, ^.^ being UwU beaten, xDD wiww cwy out; +xDD And UwU so UwU shaww UwU you, ^.^ being xDD beaten. Do >_> but start +xDD And echo with x3 the ^-^ cwamouw of >w< thy dwum, +xDD And even uWu at uWu hand :3 a drum >_> is ready >w< bwac'd +:33 That UwU shaww wevewbewate aww >_< as ÚwÚ woud >_< as thine: +Sound >_> but another, ÚwÚ and anyothew UwU shaww, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ woud >_< as xDD thinye, rattle x3 the wewkin's ear +xDD And ÚwÚ mock x3 the ;;w;; deep-mouth'd thundew; fow uWu at :33 hand- +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< twusting to ÚwÚ this uWu hawting wegate UwU hewe, +;;w;; Whom ^.^ he hath ;;w;; us'd rather fow spowt than uWu nyeed- +Is warlike John; ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his forehead >_> sits +^-^ A ^-^ bawe-wibb'd UwU death, x3 whose ^.^ office >_> is ÚwÚ this day +;;w;; To >_> feast ;;w;; upon whole thousands of x3 the >_< Fwench. +xDD WEWIS. OwO Stwike x3 up UwU ouw xDD dwums to find ÚwÚ this danger OwO out. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD And xDD thou shalt find :33 it, ÚwÚ Dauphin, UwU do nyot ^-^ doubt. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +^w^ Engwand. uWu The field of ÚwÚ battwe + +Alarums. Entew ;;w;; KING >_< JOHN ÚwÚ and >_< HUBEWT + +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. How xDD goes x3 the day with us? >_< O, tell uWu me, x3 Hubewt. +;;w;; HUBEWT. Badwy, UwU I ;;w;; feaw. How fawes x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. This x3 fevew :3 that hath troubled ;;w;; me UwU so ^-^ wong +Lies x3 heavy on x3 me. >_< O, x3 my >_< heawt >_> is sick! + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw uWu vawiant xDD kinsman, Faulconbridge, +Desires x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to OwO weave x3 the field +xDD And >_> send ^.^ him ;;w;; wowd ^.^ by ;;w;; me which uWu way xDD you ÚwÚ go. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Teww :3 him, toward OwO Swinstead, to x3 the >_> abbey :33 thewe. +x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good uWu comfowt; fow x3 the great suppwy +:33 That UwU was ^.^ expected ^.^ by x3 the uWu Dauphin OwO hewe +^w^ Awe ^.^ wweck'd >w< thwee :33 nyights ^w^ ago on xDD Goodwin Sands; +This nyews UwU was ^.^ bwought to Richard >_> but even now. +uWu The OwO Fwench >w< fight ;;w;; cowdwy, ÚwÚ and uWu wetiwe x3 themsewves. +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. uWu Ay uWu me, ÚwÚ this tyrant x3 fevew buwns ;;w;; me x3 up +xDD And xDD wiww nyot wet ;;w;; me wewcome ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ;;w;; nyews. +Set on toward Swinstead; to x3 my ^.^ wittew >_< stwaight; +Weakness UwU possesseth uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ faint. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +^w^ Engwand. ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the UwU battwefiewd + +Entew >_< SAWISBUWY, >w< PEMBWOKE, ÚwÚ and OwO BIGOT + +SAWISBUWY. UwU I uWu did nyot think x3 the ^w^ King UwU so ^.^ stow'd with fwiends. +PEMBROKE. Up >_> once again; put ^w^ spiwit uWu in x3 the Fwench; +;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu miscawwy, ^.^ we miscawwy UwU too. +SAWISBUWY. :33 That misbegotten deviw, Faulconbridge, +^w^ In x3 spite of xDD spite, awonye uphowds x3 the x3 day. +PEMBROKE. ^-^ They >_> say ^w^ King John, ^w^ sowe :33 sick, hath left x3 the >_> fiewd. + +Entew MELUN, wounded + +OwO MEWUN. xDD Wead ;;w;; me to x3 the revolts of England hewe. +SAWISBUWY. x3 When ^.^ we :3 wewe ^w^ happy ^.^ we xDD had othew ^w^ nyames. +PEMBROKE. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the xDD Count Mewun. +SAWISBUWY. Wounded to death. +OwO MEWUN. :33 Fwy, x3 nyobwe Engwish, xDD you OwO awe xDD bought ÚwÚ and OwO sowd; +:33 Unthwead x3 the wude ^w^ eye of ^-^ webewwion, +xDD And wewcome ^.^ home again ^.^ discawded ÚwÚ faith. +;;w;; Seek x3 out ^w^ King John, ÚwÚ and faww >w< befowe :33 his feet; +For >_> if x3 the OwO Fwench be wowds of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ woud ^-^ day, +>w< He means to recompense x3 the ^w^ pains xDD you OwO take +^-^ By >_< cutting x3 off x3 youw :33 heads. ^-^ Thus hath ^.^ he sworn, +xDD And UwU I with :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU many ^-^ moe with uWu me, +>_> Upon x3 the altar uWu at Saint ^w^ Edmundsbuwy; +Even on :3 that altar :3 whewe ^.^ we >w< swowe to xDD you +>_< Deaw >_< amity ÚwÚ and everlasting love. +SAWISBUWY. ^-^ May ÚwÚ this be possible? ^-^ May ÚwÚ this be twue? +OwO MEWUN. :3 Have UwU I nyot ^-^ hideous :33 death within x3 my ^.^ view, +>_> Wetainying >_> but :3 a ;;w;; quantity of :3 wife, +>_< Which ^.^ bweeds OwO away even >_< as :3 a >_< fowm of OwO wax +;;w;; Wesowveth from :33 his xDD figuwe uWu 'gainst x3 the fiwe? +>_> What uWu in x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd >_< make ;;w;; me nyow >_> deceive, +Since UwU I ^w^ must wose x3 the use of aww deceit? +Why >_> shouwd UwU I xDD then be :3 fawse, xDD since >w< it >_> is true +:33 That UwU I ^w^ must ^-^ die UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive >w< hence ^.^ by uWu twuth? +UwU I >_> say OwO again, >_> if Lewis UwU do xDD wiww x3 the ^-^ day, +>w< He >_> is ;;w;; fowswown >_> if ;;w;; e'ew UwU those eyes of >_> youws +ÚwÚ Behowd anyothew day bweak uWu in x3 the ;;w;; east; +OwO But even ÚwÚ this night, x3 whose black ^-^ contagious UwU bweath +x3 Awweady >w< smokes about x3 the ^.^ buwnying uWu cwest +Of x3 the :3 owd, feebwe, ÚwÚ and :3 day-weawied sun, +Even ÚwÚ this :33 iww night, x3 youw :33 bweathing UwU shaww ;;w;; expiwe, +Paying x3 the OwO finye of :33 wated tweachewy +Even with :3 a treacherous OwO finye of aww x3 youw ^.^ wives. +;;w;; If Lewis ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ assistance x3 win x3 the x3 day. +>_< Commend ;;w;; me to one Hubewt, with x3 youw uWu King; +uWu The wuv of >w< him-and ÚwÚ this wespect >_< besides, +For :3 that x3 my >_> gwandsiwe UwU was >w< an UwU Engwishman- +:3 Awakes x3 my >_> conscience to x3 confess aww UwU this. +^w^ In ÚwÚ wieu UwU wheweof, UwU I pray UwU you, UwU beaw ;;w;; me >w< hence +Fwom fowth x3 the noise ÚwÚ and >_< wumouw of x3 the >_> fiewd, +Whewe UwU I OwO may think x3 the :33 wemnyant of x3 my >_< thoughts +^w^ In ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ this >w< body ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 souw +With >_< contempwation ÚwÚ and devout :33 desiwes. +SAWISBUWY. We UwU do ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and :3 beshwew x3 my :3 souw +OwO But UwU I UwU do wuv x3 the ^.^ favouw ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< fowm +Of ÚwÚ this UwU most >w< faiw ^w^ occasion, ^.^ by x3 the which +We xDD wiww ^w^ untwead x3 the steps of uWu damnyed x3 fwight, +xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a bated ÚwÚ and :3 wetiwed flood, +^.^ Weaving UwU ouw >_< wanknyess ÚwÚ and :33 iwweguwaw course, +^-^ Stoop wow within UwU those bounds ^.^ we uWu have o'erlook'd, +xDD And ^-^ cawmwy >w< wun on uWu in ^.^ obedience +Even to UwU ouw ;;w;; ocean, to great ^w^ King OwO John. +OwO My awm UwU shaww UwU give uWu thee OwO hewp to UwU beaw uWu thee OwO hence; +For UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 the UwU cwuew x3 pangs of :33 death +x3 Wight uWu in ^.^ thinye :33 eye. :33 Away, x3 my ÚwÚ fwiends! xDD Nyew x3 fwight, +xDD And ^w^ happy >w< nyewnyess, :3 that ^-^ intends ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ wight. +^.^ Exeunt, weading x3 off MEWUN + + + + +>w< SCENyE 5. + +^w^ Engwand. uWu The OwO Fwench ÚwÚ camp + +Entew :3 WEWIS ÚwÚ and :33 his twain + +xDD WEWIS. uWu The sun of ^.^ heaven, x3 methought, UwU was loath to ^-^ set, +OwO But OwO stay'd ÚwÚ and UwU made x3 the xDD westewn welkin blush, +x3 When :3 Engwish UwU measuwe uWu backwawd uWu theiw UwU own x3 gwound +^w^ In ÚwÚ faint x3 wetiwe. >_< O, bravely ^-^ came ^.^ we ^w^ off, +x3 When with :3 a volley of UwU ouw >_> nyeedwess shot, +>w< Aftew xDD such bwoody :33 toiw, ^.^ we bid ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; +xDD And ;;w;; wound UwU ouw :3 tott'wing cowouws cweawwy up, +UwU Wast uWu in x3 the field ÚwÚ and almost wowds of :3 it! + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. Whewe >_> is x3 my >_< pwince, x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin? +xDD WEWIS. x3 Hewe; >_> what nyews? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The xDD Count Mewun >_> is slain; x3 the :3 Engwish wowds +^-^ By :33 his :3 pewsuasion OwO awe again fall'n ^w^ off, +xDD And x3 youw suppwy, which xDD you uWu have >w< wish'd UwU so long, +^w^ Awe ;;w;; cast OwO away ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sunk on xDD Goodwin :3 Sands. +xDD WEWIS. xDD Ah, fouw shrewd ÚwÚ nyews! Beshrew >w< thy xDD vewy :33 heawt! +UwU I uWu did nyot think to be UwU so >_> sad ^.^ to-nyight +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this hath UwU made x3 me. Who UwU was ^.^ he :3 that uWu said +^w^ King John uWu did fwy >w< an >_> houw ow >w< two >w< befowe +uWu The x3 stumbwing >w< nyight uWu did ÚwÚ pawt UwU ouw ÚwÚ weawy pow'ws? +x3 MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ Whoevew ^-^ spoke :33 it, >w< it >_> is ^-^ twue, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD WEWIS. >_< keep ÚwÚ good quarter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good :3 cawe to-nyight; +uWu The day UwU shaww nyot be x3 up UwU so >w< soon >_< as UwU I +;;w;; To >_> twy x3 the >w< faiw adventuwe of ÚwÚ to-mowwow. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 6. + +^-^ An open :33 pwace ^-^ weaw xDD Swinstead uWu Abbey + +Entew x3 the BASTARD ÚwÚ and OwO HUBEWT, uWu sevewawwy + +;;w;; HUBEWT. Who's OwO thewe? ÚwÚ Speak, ho! speak ^w^ quickwy, ow UwU I >_> shoot. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ A :3 fwiend. >_> What awt thou? +;;w;; HUBEWT. Of x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of ^w^ Engwand. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. x3 Whithew dost xDD thou >w< go? +;;w;; HUBEWT. x3 What's :3 that to thee? Why OwO may UwU I nyot ;;w;; demand +Of ^.^ thinye affairs >_< as weww >_< as xDD thou of mine? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Hubewt, UwU I UwU think. +;;w;; HUBEWT. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a :3 pewfect thought. +UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; upon aww ^w^ hazawds weww ^-^ bewieve +^.^ Thou awt x3 my :33 fwiend :3 that ^w^ knyow'st x3 my >_> tongue UwU so well. +Who awt thou? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Who xDD thou wilt. xDD And >_> if xDD thou please, +^.^ Thou uWu mayst >_< befwiend ;;w;; me UwU so much >_< as to think +UwU I come one uWu way of x3 the ;;w;; Pwantagenyets. +;;w;; HUBEWT. Unkind >_> wemembwance! xDD thou ÚwÚ and >_< eyewess >w< nyight +:3 Have donye ;;w;; me ;;w;; shame. ^-^ Bwave sowdiew, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me +:33 That xDD any xDD accent breaking from >w< thy >_> tongue +Should ;;w;; scape x3 the true >_< acquaintance of >_< minye :3 eaw. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^.^ Come, >_< come; x3 sans uWu compwiment, >_> what nyews abroad? +;;w;; HUBEWT. Why, OwO hewe UwU wawk UwU I uWu in x3 the black ^w^ bwow of >w< nyight +;;w;; To find xDD you OwO out. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Bwief, :33 then; ÚwÚ and UwU what's x3 the nyews? +;;w;; HUBEWT. >_< O, x3 my x3 sweet ^w^ siw, nyews ;;w;; fitting to x3 the night, +Black, x3 feawfuw, comfowtwess, ÚwÚ and howwibwe. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Show ;;w;; me x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; wound of ÚwÚ this :33 iww nyews; +UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^w^ woman, I'll nyot xDD swoon uWu at :3 it. +;;w;; HUBEWT. uWu The OwO King, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, >_> is OwO poison'd ^.^ by :3 a ^-^ monk; +UwU I left ^.^ him almost speechwess ÚwÚ and broke x3 out +;;w;; To >w< acquaint xDD you with ÚwÚ this x3 eviw, :3 that xDD you ^w^ might +uWu The xDD bettew awm xDD you to x3 the ^.^ sudden time +Than >_> if xDD you xDD had uWu at leisure ÚwÚ knyown of UwU this. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. How uWu did ^.^ he OwO take uWu it; who uWu did >_> taste to him? +;;w;; HUBEWT. ^-^ A ÚwÚ monk, UwU I tell uWu you; :3 a resolved villain, +>_< Whose bowels ;;w;; suddenwy burst OwO out. uWu The ^w^ King +ÚwÚ Yet speaks, ÚwÚ and pewadventuwe OwO may ^.^ wecuvw. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Who :33 didst xDD thou OwO weave to tend :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty? +;;w;; HUBEWT. Why, ^.^ knyow xDD you ^w^ nyot? uWu The wowds OwO awe aww come back, +xDD And ^.^ bwought Prince Henwy uWu in uWu theiw company; +At x3 whose request x3 the ^w^ King hath ^.^ pawdon'd ÚwÚ them, +xDD And ;;w;; they OwO awe aww about :33 his >_< Majesty. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Withhowd ^.^ thinye >_< indignyation, ^-^ mighty ^.^ heaven, +xDD And tempt >_> us nyot to UwU beaw :33 abuv UwU ouw ^.^ powew! +I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, Hubewt, half x3 my powew ÚwÚ this night, +OwO Passing these flats, OwO awe :33 taken ^.^ by x3 the >_< tide- +;;w;; These :33 Wincown uWu Washes uWu have ^w^ devouwed OwO them; +Myself, well-mounted, hardly uWu have uWu escap'd. +:33 Away, ;;w;; befowe! ÚwÚ conduct ;;w;; me to x3 the uWu King; +UwU I doubt ^.^ he xDD wiww be >_< dead ow ere UwU I x3 come. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 7. + +uWu The orchard uWu at xDD Swinstead uWu Abbey + +Entew PWINCE >_> HENWY, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and OwO BIGOT + +PWINCE xDD HENWY. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too late; x3 the >w< wife of aww :33 his :3 bwood +Is touch'd >w< cowwuptibwy, ÚwÚ and :33 his puwe :33 bwain. +>_< Which x3 some ^.^ suppose x3 the x3 souw's frail uWu dwewwing-house, +^-^ Doth ^.^ by x3 the idle >_> comments :3 that >w< it x3 makes +Foretell x3 the >w< ending of >_< mowtawity. + +Entew :33 PEMBWOKE + +PEMBROKE. ÚwÚ His >_> Highnyess yet xDD doth :3 speak, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ howds bewief +^.^ That, ^.^ being ^.^ bwought x3 into x3 the open air, +^.^ It ^.^ wouwd allay x3 the ^.^ buwnying ;;w;; quawity +Of :3 that UwU feww x3 poison which >_> assaiweth ^.^ him. +PWINCE xDD HENWY. Let ^.^ him be ^.^ bwought x3 into x3 the orchard hewe. +^-^ Doth ^.^ he still rage? uWu Exit OwO BIGOT +PEMBROKE. >w< He >_> is ^.^ mowe patient +Than when xDD you left him; even nyow ^.^ he uWu sung. +PWINCE xDD HENWY. x3 O vanyity of sickness! Fiewce extwemes +^w^ In uWu theiw ^.^ continyuance xDD wiww nyot x3 feew x3 themsewves. +Death, xDD having ^-^ pwey'd ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 outwawd xDD pawts, +:33 Weaves them >_> invisibwe, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ siege >_> is nyow +^w^ Against x3 the UwU mind, x3 the which ^.^ he uWu pwicks ÚwÚ and wounds +With UwU many legions of ;;w;; stwange UwU fantasies, +>_< Which, uWu in uWu theiw :33 thwong ÚwÚ and x3 pwess to :3 that >w< wast OwO howd, +Confound x3 themsewves. 'Tis ;;w;; stwange :3 that :33 death >_> shouwd ;;w;; sing. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the cygnet to ÚwÚ this pawe ÚwÚ faint swan +Who chants :3 a dowefuw >_> hymn to :33 his UwU own UwU death, +xDD And from x3 the organ-pipe of frailty ^-^ sings +ÚwÚ His :3 souw ÚwÚ and >w< body to uWu theiw :3 wasting rest. +SAWISBUWY. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good comfort, >_< Pwince; fow xDD you OwO awe bown +;;w;; To uWu set :3 a >_< fowm ;;w;; upon :3 that indigest +>_< Which ^.^ he hath left UwU so shapeless ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU wude. + +^.^ We-entew OwO BIGOT ÚwÚ and uWu attendants, who ;;w;; bwing uWu in +;;w;; KING >_< JOHN uWu in :3 a >w< chaiw + +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Ay, marry, nyow x3 my :3 souw hath ^.^ ewbow-woom; +^.^ It ^.^ wouwd nyot x3 out uWu at ^w^ windows nor uWu at x3 doows. +>_> Thewe >_> is UwU so :3 hot :3 a ^-^ summew uWu in x3 my ^w^ bosom +:33 That aww x3 my bowels :33 cwumbwe x3 up to dust. +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a UwU scwibbwed >_< fowm drawn with :3 a OwO pen +>_> Upon :3 a pawchment, ÚwÚ and OwO against ÚwÚ this fire +Do UwU I >w< shwink :33 up. +PWINCE xDD HENWY. How fawes x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Poison'd-iww-fawe! ^.^ Dead, >_< fowsook, ;;w;; cast :33 off; +xDD And >_< nyonye of xDD you xDD wiww bid x3 the winter come +;;w;; To thwust :33 his >_< icy x3 fingews uWu in x3 my xDD maw, +x3 Nyow wet x3 my kingdom's rivers OwO take uWu theiw course +^.^ Thwough x3 my burn'd x3 bosom, nor entweat x3 the ^.^ nyowth +;;w;; To >_< make :33 his bleak >_< winds :3 kiss x3 my pawched lips +xDD And uWu comfowt ;;w;; me with cowd. UwU I UwU do nyot ^w^ ask xDD you >_> much; +UwU I ÚwÚ beg UwU cowd uWu comfowt; ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe UwU so stwait +xDD And UwU so UwU ingwatefuw xDD you UwU deny ;;w;; me x3 that. +PWINCE xDD HENWY. x3 O :3 that there :3 wewe x3 some viwtue uWu in x3 my ^-^ teaws, +:33 That ^w^ might xDD wewieve you! +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. uWu The ^-^ sawt uWu in them >_> is xDD hot. +OwO Within ;;w;; me >_> is :3 a heww; ÚwÚ and there x3 the x3 poison +Is >_< as :3 a >_< fiend >_< confin'd to tywannyize +On UwU unwepwievabwe condemnyed blood. + +Entew x3 the BASTARD + +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am x3 scawded with x3 my :3 viowent >_> motion +xDD And UwU spween of ^w^ speed to >_> see x3 youw Majesty! +;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. x3 O OwO cousin, xDD thou awt come to uWu set >_< minye OwO eye! +uWu The x3 tackwe of x3 my >_< heawt >_> is >_< cwack'd ÚwÚ and buwnt, +xDD And aww x3 the shwouds xDD whewewith x3 my >w< wife >_> shouwd saiw +^w^ Awe turned to one ^w^ thwead, one xDD wittwe ^-^ haiw; +OwO My >_< heawt hath one poor stwing to xDD stay >w< it UwU by, +>_< Which ÚwÚ howds >_> but >w< tiww >w< thy nyews be :3 uttewed; +xDD And xDD then aww ÚwÚ this xDD thou seest >_> is >_> but :3 a >w< cwod +xDD And moduwe of confounded x3 woyawty. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu The uWu Dauphin >_> is preparing hitherward, +Whewe ^w^ God >w< He xDD knyows >w< how ^.^ we UwU shaww answew him; +For uWu in :3 a >w< nyight x3 the best ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my pow'r, +;;w;; As UwU I ;;w;; upon ^w^ advantage uWu did ÚwÚ wemuv, +^.^ Wewe uWu in x3 the uWu Washes aww unwawiwy +UwU Devouwed ^.^ by x3 the unexpected :33 fwood. ;;w;; [The ;;w;; KING uWu dies] +SAWISBUWY. >_> You ;;w;; bweathe these >_< dead nyews uWu in >_< as >_< dead >w< an :3 eaw. +OwO My wiege! x3 my ^.^ wowd! OwO But nyow :3 a :3 king-nyow OwO thus. +PWINCE xDD HENWY. Even UwU so ^w^ must UwU I >w< wun ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and even UwU so ^-^ stop. +>_> What surety of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >_> what hope, >_> what ;;w;; stay, +x3 When ÚwÚ this UwU was nyow :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and nyow >_> is clay? +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Awt xDD thou >_> gonye so? UwU I UwU do >_> but xDD stay x3 behind +;;w;; To UwU do x3 the ^.^ office fow uWu thee of UwU wevenge, +xDD And xDD then x3 my :3 souw UwU shaww wait on uWu thee to ^.^ heaven, +;;w;; As >w< it on ^.^ eawth hath :33 been >w< thy xDD sewvant xDD stiww. +>_> Nyow, now, xDD you stars :3 that move uWu in x3 youw >w< wight sphewes, +Whewe be x3 youw pow'ws? uWu Show nyow x3 youw mended UwU faiths, +xDD And instantly ^-^ wetuwn with ;;w;; me again +;;w;; To :3 push >w< destwuction ÚwÚ and pewpetuaw ^-^ shame +UwU Out of x3 the xDD weak doow of UwU ouw xDD fainting xDD wand. +UwU Stwaight wet >_> us seek, ow ^w^ stwaight ^.^ we UwU shaww be ÚwÚ sought; +uWu The uWu Dauphin rages uWu at UwU ouw xDD vewy xDD heews. +SAWISBUWY. ^.^ It ;;w;; seems xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, >w< then, UwU so much >_< as >_< we: +uWu The Cardinal >w< Panduwph >_> is within uWu at ^-^ west, +Who half >w< an >_> houw xDD since ^-^ came from x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin, +xDD And >_< bwings from ^.^ him xDD such x3 offews of UwU ouw uWu peace +;;w;; As ^.^ we with honour ÚwÚ and wespect OwO may take, +With OwO puwpose presently to OwO weave ÚwÚ this waw. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >w< He xDD wiww x3 the rather UwU do >w< it when ^.^ he sees +Ourselves weww sinewed to UwU ouw OwO defence. +SAWISBUWY. Nyay, UwU 'tis uWu in :3 a ^w^ mannyew donye already; +For UwU many xDD cawwiages ^.^ he hath x3 dispatch'd +;;w;; To x3 the ^w^ sea-side, ÚwÚ and put :33 his cause ÚwÚ and ^-^ quawwew +;;w;; To x3 the OwO disposing of x3 the Cardinal; +With ÚwÚ whom yourself, myself, ÚwÚ and othew wowds, +;;w;; If xDD you think ^w^ meet, ÚwÚ this >_< aftewnyoon xDD wiww x3 post +;;w;; To :33 consummate ÚwÚ this business >_< happiwy. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Let >w< it be :3 so. xDD And UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe >_< Pwince, +With othew pwinces :3 that OwO may best be xDD spaw'd, +Shall wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw father's ^-^ funyewaw. +PWINCE xDD HENWY. At ÚwÚ Wowcestew ^w^ must :33 his >w< body be interr'd; +For UwU so ^.^ he >_> wiww'd :3 it. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Thither UwU shaww :33 it, :33 then; +xDD And happily OwO may x3 youw x3 sweet self put on +uWu The :3 winyeaw >w< state ÚwÚ and :3 gwowy of x3 the wand! +;;w;; To :33 whom, with aww submission, on x3 my knyee +UwU I UwU do ^-^ bequeath x3 my faithfuw >_< sewvices +xDD And true ÚwÚ subjection :3 evewwastingwy. +SAWISBUWY. xDD And x3 the ^.^ wike xDD tendew of UwU ouw wuv ^.^ we ;;w;; make, +;;w;; To xDD west ^-^ without :3 a ^w^ spot fow >w< evewmowe. +PWINCE xDD HENWY. UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu kind :3 souw :3 that ^.^ wouwd UwU give xDD you thanks, +xDD And xDD knyows nyot >w< how to UwU do >w< it >_> but with >w< teaws. +ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_< O, wet >_> us x3 pay x3 the time >_> but needful woe, +Since >w< it hath :33 been >_< befowehand with UwU ouw gwiefs. +This England >_< nyevew ^-^ did, nor >_< nyevew UwU shaww, +Lie uWu at x3 the OwO pwoud :33 foot of :3 a x3 conquewow, +OwO But when >w< it xDD fiwst uWu did OwO hewp to ;;w;; wound itself. +Now these her pwinces OwO awe come ^.^ home OwO again, +:3 Come x3 the >w< thwee ^-^ cownyews of x3 the wowwd uWu in awms, +xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww x3 shock OwO them. x3 Nyought UwU shaww >_< make >_> us uWu wue, +;;w;; If England to itsewf UwU do xDD west >_> but true. Exeunt + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + + +^-^ 1599 + + +^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF JUWIUS xDD CAESAW + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +JUWIUS ^.^ CAESAW, Roman uWu statesman ÚwÚ and general +:3 OCTAVIUS, ^w^ Twiumviw ÚwÚ aftew Caesar's UwU death, UwU watew ^.^ Augustus ÚwÚ Caesaw, +xDD fiwst empewow of ÚwÚ Wome +MARK >_> ANTONY, general ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend of ÚwÚ Caesaw, :3 a ^w^ Twiumviw ÚwÚ aftew :33 his :33 death +;;w;; WEPIDUS, thiwd member of x3 the UwU Twiumviwate +>_> MAWCUS ;;w;; BWUTUS, weadew of x3 the conspiracy OwO against Caesaw +CASSIUS, ^w^ instigatow of x3 the conspiracy +OwO CASCA, conspirator OwO against Caesaw +^.^ TWEBONyIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +>_> CAIUS LIGARIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +DECIUS ;;w;; BWUTUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +METEWWUS CIMBER, :33 " :33 " :33 " +OwO CINNyA, :33 " :33 " :33 " +:33 CAWPUWNyIA, >w< wife of Caesaw +PORTIA, >w< wife of Brutus +ÚwÚ CICEWO, senyatow +POPILIUS, :33 " +;;w;; POPIWIUS OwO WENyA, :33 " +;;w;; FWAVIUS, twibunye +xDD MAWUWWUS, twibunye +;;w;; CATO, xDD suppowtow of Brutus +x3 WUCIWIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +TITINIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +>_> MESSAWA, :33 " :33 " :33 " +>w< VOWUMNyIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +ARTEMIDORUS, :3 a ÚwÚ teachew of >_> whetowic +OwO CINNyA, :3 a ;;w;; poet +uWu VAWWO, xDD sewvant to Brutus +^w^ CWITUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +:33 CWAUDIO, :33 " :33 " :33 " +STWATO, :33 " :33 " :33 " +LUCIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +DAWDANyIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +PINDAWUS, xDD sewvant to >w< Cassius +uWu The >_< Ghost of Caesaw +^-^ A :3 Soothsayew +^-^ A :3 Poet +>_< Senyatows, uWu Citizens, Soldiers, x3 Commonyews, Messengews, ÚwÚ and Servants + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: ^w^ Wome, x3 the x3 conspiwatows' ÚwÚ camp nyeaw >w< Sawdis, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU pwains of Phiwippi. + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A :33 stweet. + +Entew :33 Fwavius, xDD Mawuwwus, ÚwÚ and xDD cewtain Commoners. + +FWAVIUS. Hence, ^.^ home, xDD you idle :33 cweatuwes, get xDD you >_> home. +Is ÚwÚ this :3 a howiday? What, ^.^ knyow xDD you >_> nyot, +uWu Being :33 mechanyicaw, xDD you ought nyot UwU wawk +>_> Upon :3 a ÚwÚ wabowing day ^-^ without x3 the xDD sign +Of x3 youw UwU pwofession? ÚwÚ Speak, >_> what OwO twade awt thou? +uWu FIWST OwO COMMONyEW. Why, ^w^ siw, :3 a carpenter. +MARULLUS. Whewe >_> is >w< thy >_> weathew OwO apwon ÚwÚ and >w< thy rule? +>_> What dost xDD thou with >w< thy best apparel ^-^ on? +>_< You, ^w^ siw, >_> what OwO twade OwO awe you? +^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, uWu in wespect of :3 a OwO finye x3 wowkman, UwU I ^w^ am +but, >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd say, :3 a cobbler. +MARULLUS. OwO But >_> what OwO twade awt thou? Answer ;;w;; me directly. +^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. ^-^ A twade, ^w^ siw, :3 that, UwU I hope, UwU I OwO may use with :3 a >_< safe +OwO conscience, which >_> is :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, :3 a uWu mendew of :33 bad xDD sowes. +MARULLUS. >_> What twade, xDD thou >_< knyave? ^.^ Thou naughty ^-^ knyave, >_> what trade? +^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. Nyay, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, be nyot x3 out with OwO me; ^w^ yet, +>_> if xDD you be ^.^ out, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ can mend OwO you. +MARULLUS. >_> What x3 mean'st xDD thou ^.^ by ^-^ that? Mend uWu me, xDD thou ^w^ saucy xDD fewwow! +^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. Why, ^w^ siw, xDD cobbwe OwO you. +FWAVIUS. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a UwU cobbwew, awt thou? +^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU Siw, aww :3 that UwU I ^w^ wive ^.^ by >_> is with x3 the aww; UwU I +UwU meddwe with nyo twadesman's mattews, nor x3 women's mattews, >_> but with +awl. UwU I ^w^ am :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, :3 a >_> suwgeon to ;;w;; owd >_> shoes; when ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu in +great uWu dangew, UwU I OwO wecuvw OwO them. ;;w;; As OwO pwopew ;;w;; men >_< as OwO evew twod ;;w;; upon +nyeat's >_> weathew uWu have >_> gonye ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< handiwowk. +FWAVIUS. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe awt nyot uWu in >w< thy >_> shop today? +Why dost xDD thou lead these ;;w;; men about x3 the ÚwÚ stweets? +^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, to ^-^ weaw x3 out uWu theiw xDD shoes to get mysewf +x3 into ^.^ mowe >w< wowk. OwO But :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we >_< make x3 howiday to >_> see Caesaw +ÚwÚ and to rejoice uWu in :33 his twiumph. +MARULLUS. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> wejoice? >_> What conquest >_< bwings ^.^ he ^w^ home? +>_> What :3 twibutawies ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him to ÚwÚ Wome +;;w;; To xDD gwace uWu in >w< captive xDD bonds :33 his uWu chawiot wheews? +>_> You ;;w;; bwocks, xDD you ^w^ stonyes, xDD you xDD wowse than senseless things! +x3 O xDD you x3 hawd hearts, xDD you UwU cwuew ;;w;; men of ^w^ Wome, +^-^ Knyew xDD you nyot :3 Pompey? xDD Many :3 a time ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft +:3 Have xDD you ^-^ cwimb'd x3 up to OwO wawws ÚwÚ and battwements, +;;w;; To towews ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ windows, >w< yea, to x3 chimnyey :3 tops, +uWu Youw UwU infants uWu in x3 youw awms, ÚwÚ and there uWu have sat +uWu The :33 wivewong day with patient expectation +;;w;; To >_> see great ÚwÚ Pompey pass x3 the ^w^ stweets of xDD Wome. +xDD And when xDD you saw :33 his uWu chawiot >_> but ^.^ appeaw, +:3 Have xDD you nyot UwU made >w< an ^-^ unyivewsaw >_> shout +:33 That >_< Tibew x3 twembwed undewnyeath her uWu banks +;;w;; To hear x3 the replication of x3 youw sounds +Made uWu in her ;;w;; concave ^w^ showes? +xDD And UwU do xDD you nyow put on x3 youw best >w< attiwe? +xDD And UwU do xDD you nyow ÚwÚ cuww x3 out :3 a howiday? +xDD And UwU do xDD you nyow strew fwowews uWu in :33 his uWu way +:33 That x3 comes uWu in twiumph uvw >_> Pompey's >_< bwood? +^w^ Be ÚwÚ gonye! +OwO Wun to x3 youw ^-^ houses, faww ;;w;; upon x3 youw uWu knyees, +>_> Pway to x3 the gods to intermit x3 the pwague +:33 That >_< nyeeds ^w^ must >w< wight on ÚwÚ this ingratitude. +FWAVIUS. ^w^ Go, x3 go, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ countwymen, x3 and, fow ÚwÚ this ^w^ fauwt, +>_< Assembwe aww x3 the poor ;;w;; men of x3 youw sort, +Draw them to >_< Tibew ^w^ banks, ÚwÚ and xDD weep x3 youw tears +^.^ Into x3 the channyew, >w< tiww x3 the ;;w;; wowest stweam +Do :3 kiss x3 the UwU most >_< exawted uWu showes of all. +Exeunt aww Commoners. +xDD See >w< whethew uWu theiw ^w^ basest >_< metaw be nyot OwO muvd; +^-^ They :3 vanyish tongue-tied uWu in uWu theiw :3 guiwtinyess. +Go xDD you down :3 that uWu way uWu towawds x3 the Capitow; +This uWu way xDD wiww ^.^ I. Diswobe x3 the UwU images +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do find them deck'd with ^-^ cewemonyies. +MARULLUS. ^-^ May ^.^ we UwU do so? +>_> You ^.^ knyow >w< it >_> is x3 the >_> feast of ^w^ Wupewcaw. +FWAVIUS. ^.^ It >_> is nyo mattew; wet nyo UwU images +^w^ Be UwU hung with Caesar's twophies. I'll about +xDD And UwU dwive OwO away x3 the uWu vuwgaw from x3 the streets; +^w^ So UwU do xDD you :3 too, :3 whewe xDD you >_> pewceive them :3 thick. +;;w;; These >_< gwowing feathers ^w^ pwuck'd from Caesar's OwO wing +Will >_< make ^.^ him fwy >w< an ordinary uWu pitch, +Who >_> ewse ^.^ wouwd UwU soaw :33 abuv x3 the x3 view of ;;w;; men +xDD And >_< keep >_> us aww uWu in ;;w;; sewviwe fearfulness. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A public ;;w;; pwace. + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew OwO Caesaw; ;;w;; Antony, fow x3 the UwU couwse; Cawpuwnyia, :33 Powtia, +^-^ Decius, ^.^ Cicewo, >_> Bwutus, OwO Cassius, ÚwÚ and uWu Casca; :3 a great ^-^ cwowd fowwows, +^-^ among them :3 a Soothsayer. + +:3 CAESAW. Calpurnia! +CASCA. uWu Peace, ho! Caesaw speaks. +Music ^w^ ceases. +:3 CAESAW. Calpurnia! +CALPURNIA. Here, x3 my OwO wowd. +:3 CAESAW. ;;w;; Stand xDD you xDD diwectwy uWu in ÚwÚ Antonyio's :3 way, +x3 When ^.^ he xDD doth >w< wun :33 his course. Antonio! +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Caesaw, x3 my xDD wowd? +:3 CAESAW. :3 Fowget nyot uWu in x3 youw speed, Antonio, +;;w;; To :33 touch Cawpuwnyia, fow UwU ouw ÚwÚ ewdews >_> say +uWu The ^.^ bawwen, >_> touched uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< howy uWu chase, +:33 Shake x3 off uWu theiw sterile cuwse. +xDD ANTONY. UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ wemembew. +x3 When Caesaw ;;w;; says >w< "Do uWu this," >w< it >_> is perform'd. +:3 CAESAW. Set ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and OwO weave nyo ceremony OwO out. >w< Fwouwish. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. :3 Caesaw! +:3 CAESAW. uWu Ha! Who cawws? +CASCA. x3 Bid every noise be xDD stiww. :3 Peace yet x3 again! +:3 CAESAW. Who >_> is >w< it uWu in x3 the x3 pwess :3 that ;;w;; cawws on me? +UwU I hear :3 a ;;w;; tongue, shwiwwew than aww x3 the ^.^ music, +Cwy ÚwÚ "Caesaw." ÚwÚ Speak, Caesaw >_> is >_> tuwn'd to heaw. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. ;;w;; Bewawe x3 the ides of ^-^ Mawch. +:3 CAESAW. >_> What x3 man >_> is ^-^ that? +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ A xDD soothsayew xDD you UwU bewawe x3 the ides of ^-^ Mawch. +:3 CAESAW. Set ^.^ him >w< befowe ;;w;; me wet ;;w;; me >_> see :33 his ;;w;; face. +CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Fewwow, come from x3 the ÚwÚ thwong; wook ;;w;; upon Caesaw. +:3 CAESAW. >_> What say'st xDD thou to ;;w;; me ^.^ nyow? ^w^ Speak >_> once ;;w;; again. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. ;;w;; Bewawe x3 the ides of ^-^ Mawch. +:3 CAESAW. >w< He >_> is :3 a >_< dweamew; wet >_> us OwO weave ^.^ him. Pass. +Sennet. Exeunt aww >_> but Brutus ÚwÚ and UwU Cassius. +CASSIUS. Will xDD you OwO go >_> see x3 the order of x3 the uWu couwse? +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. +CASSIUS. UwU I pray UwU you, xDD do. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^.^ gamesome; UwU I UwU do ^.^ wack x3 some ÚwÚ pawt +Of :3 that ^w^ quick ^w^ spiwit :3 that >_> is uWu in Antony. +Let ;;w;; me nyot hinder, OwO Cassius, x3 youw desires; +I'll OwO weave OwO you. +CASSIUS. >_> Bwutus, UwU I UwU do uWu obsewve xDD you nyow of late; +UwU I uWu have nyot from x3 youw eyes :3 that ^-^ gentwenyess +xDD And x3 show of wuv >_< as UwU I UwU was UwU wont to uWu have; +>_> You UwU beaw ^w^ too ^-^ stubbown ÚwÚ and ^w^ too ;;w;; stwange :3 a uWu hand +Over x3 youw :33 fwiend :3 that loves OwO you. +^w^ BWUTUS. OwO Cassius, +^w^ Be nyot UwU deceived; >_> if UwU I uWu have veil'd x3 my look, +UwU I turn x3 the >_> twoubwe of x3 my >_< countenyance +x3 Mewewy ;;w;; upon :3 mysewf. ÚwÚ Vexed UwU I ^w^ am +Of wate with passions of x3 some ÚwÚ diffewence, +x3 Conceptions >w< onwy OwO pwopew to myself, +>_< Which UwU give x3 some UwU soiw ^-^ pewhaps to x3 my behaviors; +OwO But wet nyot >_< thewefowe x3 my ÚwÚ good ^w^ fwiends be grieved- +>_> Among which number, OwO Cassius, be xDD you UwU onye- +x3 Nyow construe xDD any further x3 my >_> nyegwect +Than :3 that poor Brutus with >_< himsewf uWu at >w< waw +Forgets x3 the >_< shows of wuv to othew ^.^ men. +CASSIUS. Then, >_> Bwutus, UwU I uWu have much >_> mistook x3 youw ^-^ passion, +^-^ By means xDD wheweof ÚwÚ this breast of >_< minye hath buried +Thoughts of great >w< vawue, ÚwÚ wowthy cogitations. +Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ good >_> Bwutus, ^.^ can xDD you >_> see x3 youw ^.^ face? +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Nyo, OwO Cassius, fow x3 the ^w^ eye sees nyot itsewf +OwO But ^.^ by ^-^ wefwection, ^.^ by x3 some othew xDD things. +CASSIUS. 'Tis >_< just, +xDD And >w< it >_> is xDD vewy much ÚwÚ wamented, >_> Bwutus, +:33 That xDD you uWu have nyo xDD such :3 miwwows >_< as xDD wiww turn +uWu Youw ^-^ hidden wowthinyess x3 into x3 youw ^w^ eye +:33 That xDD you ^w^ might >_> see x3 youw ^.^ shadow. UwU I uWu have heard +Whewe UwU many of x3 the best wespect uWu in ^w^ Wome, +UwU Except :3 immowtaw ÚwÚ Caesaw, speaking of Brutus +xDD And ;;w;; gwoanying undewnyeath ÚwÚ this age's uWu yoke, +:3 Have >w< wish'd :3 that x3 nyobwe Brutus xDD had :33 his :3 eyes. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Into >_> what >_> dangews ^.^ wouwd xDD you lead uWu me, OwO Cassius, +:33 That xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me >_> seek x3 into mysewf +For :3 that which >_> is nyot uWu in me? +CASSIUS. >_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good >_> Bwutus, be ^w^ pwepawed to heaw, +xDD And xDD since xDD you ^.^ knyow xDD you ;;w;; cannyot >_> see >_> youwsewf +^w^ So weww >_< as ^.^ by ^-^ wefwection, UwU I x3 youw gwass +Will modestwy OwO discuvw to >_> youwsewf +:33 That of >_> youwsewf which xDD you yet ^.^ knyow nyot uWu of. +xDD And be nyot jealous on uWu me, ^-^ gentwe Brutus; +^.^ Wewe UwU I :3 a ^w^ common laugher, ow uWu did use +;;w;; To ÚwÚ stawe with ordinary >w< oaths x3 my wuv +;;w;; To every x3 nyew OwO pwotestew, >_> if xDD you ^.^ knyow +:33 That UwU I UwU do ^-^ fawn on ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and hug them x3 hawd +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew OwO scandaw ÚwÚ them, ow >_> if xDD you ^.^ knyow +:33 That UwU I pwofess mysewf uWu in ÚwÚ banqueting +;;w;; To aww x3 the >_> wout, xDD then howd ;;w;; me :33 dangewous. +Flourish ÚwÚ and ^-^ shout. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What means ÚwÚ this UwU shouting? UwU I UwU do feaw x3 the OwO peopwe +Choose Caesaw fow uWu theiw king. +CASSIUS. Ay, UwU do xDD you feaw :33 it? +UwU Then ^w^ must UwU I think xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it :3 so. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, OwO Cassius, yet UwU I wuv ^.^ him well. +OwO But ^-^ whewefowe UwU do xDD you howd ;;w;; me OwO hewe UwU so long? +>_> What >_> is >w< it :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd OwO impawt to me? +;;w;; If >w< it be ^.^ aught toward x3 the general UwU good, +Set honyow uWu in one ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and :33 death :33 i' x3 the othew +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww wook on both uWu indiffewentwy. +For wet x3 the gods UwU so ^w^ speed ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I wuv +uWu The xDD nyame of honyow ^.^ mowe than UwU I feaw death. +CASSIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that viwtue to be uWu in UwU you, >_> Bwutus, +;;w;; As weww >_< as UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 youw :33 outwawd favow. +xDD Weww, honyow >_> is x3 the x3 subject of x3 my ;;w;; stowy. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> what xDD you ÚwÚ and othew ;;w;; men +^w^ Think of ÚwÚ this :3 wife, but, fow x3 my :3 singwe ;;w;; sewf, +UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief nyot be >_< as ^w^ wive to be +^w^ In OwO awe of xDD such :3 a ^.^ thing >_< as UwU I :3 mysewf. +UwU I UwU was bown fwee >_< as ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU so :3 wewe uWu you; +We both uWu have ÚwÚ fed >_< as weww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^.^ can both +Endure x3 the winter's UwU cowd >_< as weww >_< as he. +For ^w^ once, ;;w;; upon :3 a >w< waw ÚwÚ and xDD gusty ^-^ day, +uWu The troubled >_< Tibew chafing with her ^-^ showes, +Caesaw uWu said to uWu me, "Darest UwU thou, OwO Cassius, nyow +UwU Weap uWu in with ;;w;; me x3 into ÚwÚ this angry flood +xDD And x3 swim to yonder >_< point?" >_> Upon x3 the word, +Accoutred >_< as UwU I UwU was, UwU I :33 pwunged uWu in +xDD And ;;w;; bade ^.^ him x3 fowwow. ^w^ So ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he ^.^ did. +uWu The torrent roar'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we uWu did buffet >w< it +With ÚwÚ wusty ÚwÚ sinyews, thwowing >w< it :3 aside +xDD And >w< stemming >w< it with heawts of controversy. +OwO But ere ^.^ we couwd UwU awwive x3 the :33 point pwoposed, +Caesaw cwied, UwU "Hewp uWu me, OwO Cassius, ow UwU I ^.^ sink! +I, >_< as ÚwÚ Aenyeas UwU ouw great x3 ancestow +Did from x3 the flames of Twoy ;;w;; upon :33 his shoulder +uWu The ;;w;; owd Anchises >_> beaw, UwU so from x3 the ;;w;; waves of >_< Tibew +Did UwU I x3 the ^w^ tiwed Caesaw. xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 man +Is nyow :33 become :3 a ^.^ god, ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius >_> is +^-^ A wwetched creature ÚwÚ and ^w^ must >w< bend :33 his >w< body +;;w;; If Caesaw cawewesswy >_> but nod on ^.^ him. +>w< He xDD had :3 a x3 fevew when ^.^ he UwU was uWu in UwU Spain, +xDD And when x3 the ;;w;; fit UwU was on ^.^ him UwU I uWu did mark +How ^.^ he uWu did ^w^ shake. 'Tis ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ this god uWu did xDD shake; +ÚwÚ His x3 cowawd lips uWu did from uWu theiw color fly, +xDD And :3 that same ^w^ eye x3 whose >w< bend xDD doth OwO awe x3 the wowwd +Did wose :33 his luster. UwU I uWu did hear ^.^ him gwoan. +Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> tongue of :33 his :3 that ;;w;; bade x3 the Romans +>_> Mawk ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >w< wwite :33 his uWu speeches uWu in uWu theiw books, +ÚwÚ Awas, >w< it cwied, "Give ;;w;; me x3 some dwink, Titinyius," +;;w;; As :3 a >w< sick ^w^ giww. ^-^ Ye ^-^ gods! ^.^ It xDD doth amaze ;;w;; me +^-^ A x3 man of xDD such :3 a feebwe xDD tempew >_> shouwd +^w^ So get x3 the start of x3 the :3 majestic wowwd +xDD And UwU beaw x3 the ^.^ pawm >_< awonye. Shout. >w< Fwouwish. +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Anyothew general shout! +UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve :3 that these x3 appwauses OwO awe +For x3 some x3 nyew honyows :3 that OwO awe ^w^ heap'd on Caesaw. +CASSIUS. Why, ^w^ man, ^.^ he xDD doth :3 bestwide x3 the nyawwow wowwd +Wike :3 a Colossus, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we petty ;;w;; men +>_< Wawk :33 undew :33 his >_> huge UwU wegs ÚwÚ and xDD peep about +;;w;; To find ouwsewves >w< dishonyowabwe UwU gwaves. +OwO Men uWu at x3 some time OwO awe >w< mastews of uWu theiw ^-^ fates: +uWu The ^w^ fauwt, uWu deaw >_> Bwutus, >_> is nyot uWu in UwU ouw ÚwÚ staws, +OwO But uWu in ouwsewves :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe :33 undewwings. +Brutus ÚwÚ and Caesar: >_> what >_> shouwd be uWu in :3 that "Caesar"? +Why >_> shouwd :3 that xDD nyame be ÚwÚ sounded ^.^ mowe than x3 youws? +:3 Wwite them together, >_> youws >_> is >_< as >w< faiw :3 a UwU nyame; +Sound ÚwÚ them, >w< it xDD doth :33 become x3 the xDD mouth >_< as well; +OwO Weigh ÚwÚ them, >w< it >_> is >_< as ;;w;; heavy; x3 conjuwe with 'em, +"Brutus" xDD wiww start :3 a ^w^ spiwit >_< as >w< soon >_< as ÚwÚ "Caesaw." +>_> Nyow, uWu in x3 the nyames of aww x3 the gods uWu at ^w^ once, +>_> Upon >_> what :3 meat xDD doth ÚwÚ this UwU ouw Caesaw >w< feed +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is grown UwU so gweat? xDD Age, xDD thou awt uWu shamed! +^w^ Wome, xDD thou x3 hast wost x3 the breed of x3 nyobwe xDD bwoods! +x3 When OwO went there ^.^ by >w< an age xDD since x3 the great flood +OwO But >w< it UwU was >_< famed with ^.^ mowe than with one man? +x3 When couwd ;;w;; they >_> say >w< tiww nyow :3 that ^w^ tawk'd of ÚwÚ Wome +:33 That her uWu wide OwO wawws ^w^ encompass'd >_> but one man? +Now >_> is >w< it ÚwÚ Wome :33 indeed, ÚwÚ and >_> woom UwU enyough, +x3 When there >_> is uWu in >w< it >_> but one >w< onwy man. +>_< O, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have heard UwU ouw uWu fathews >_> say +>_> Thewe UwU was :3 a Brutus >_> once :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have brook'd +uWu The xDD etewnyaw ^.^ deviw to >_< keep :33 his >w< state uWu in ÚwÚ Wome +;;w;; As easily >_< as :3 a king. +^w^ BWUTUS. :33 That xDD you UwU do wuv uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyothing jeawous; +>_> What xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^.^ wowk ;;w;; me ^.^ to, UwU I uWu have x3 some ÚwÚ aim. +How UwU I uWu have xDD thought of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and of these xDD times, +UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ wecount ^w^ heweaftew; fow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwesent, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, UwU so with wuv UwU I ^w^ might entweat UwU you, +^w^ Be xDD any further :33 muvd. >_> What xDD you uWu have uWu said +UwU I xDD wiww >_> considew; >_> what xDD you uWu have to >_> say +UwU I xDD wiww with uWu patience heaw, ÚwÚ and find :3 a time +UwU Both :3 meet to hear ÚwÚ and answew xDD such xDD high xDD things. +Tiww >w< then, x3 my x3 nyobwe fwiend, chew ;;w;; upon :33 this: +Brutus xDD had rather be :3 a viwwagew +Than to ^-^ wepute >_< himsewf :3 a >_< son of ÚwÚ Wome +;;w;; Undew these x3 hawd :33 conditions >_< as ÚwÚ this time +Is ^.^ wike to uWu way ;;w;; upon >_> us. +CASSIUS. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad :3 that x3 my xDD weak wowds +:3 Have >w< stwuck >_> but OwO thus much x3 show of fire from Brutus. + +^.^ We-entew Caesaw ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 Twain. + +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The ^-^ games OwO awe :33 donye, ÚwÚ and Caesaw >_> is ^w^ wetuwnying. +CASSIUS. ;;w;; As ;;w;; they pass UwU by, pluck >_< Casca ^.^ by x3 the :33 sweeve, +xDD And ^.^ he :33 wiww, ÚwÚ aftew :33 his :3 souw fashion, tell xDD you +>_> What hath >_< pwoceeded ÚwÚ wowthy ^-^ nyote >w< today. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. But, wook UwU you, OwO Cassius, +uWu The angry ^w^ spot xDD doth glow on Caesar's >_> bwow, +xDD And aww x3 the xDD west wook ^.^ wike :3 a :33 chidden UwU twain: +Calpurnia's >_< cheek >_> is pawe, ÚwÚ and Cicero +Looks with xDD such fewwet ÚwÚ and xDD such fiery eyes +;;w;; As ^.^ we uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him uWu in x3 the Capitol, +uWu Being cwoss'd uWu in conference ^.^ by x3 some ;;w;; senyatows. +CASSIUS. >_< Casca xDD wiww tell >_> us >_> what x3 the ;;w;; mattew >w< is. +:3 CAESAW. Antonio! +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Caesaw? +:3 CAESAW. Let ;;w;; me uWu have ;;w;; men about ;;w;; me :3 that OwO awe ÚwÚ fat, +UwU Sweek-headed men, ÚwÚ and xDD such >_< as :33 sweep ^.^ o' uWu nyights: +uWu Yond >w< Cassius >_> has :3 a lean ÚwÚ and hungwy wook; +>w< He ^w^ thinks ^w^ too >_> much; xDD such ;;w;; men OwO awe :33 dangewous. +xDD ANTONY. Fear ^.^ him >_> nyot, OwO Caesaw; uWu he's nyot dangerous; +>w< He >_> is :3 a x3 nyobwe Roman ÚwÚ and weww ;;w;; given. +:3 CAESAW. Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe fattew! OwO But UwU I feaw ^.^ him >_> nyot, +ÚwÚ Yet >_> if x3 my xDD nyame :3 wewe UwU wiabwe to ;;w;; feaw, +UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 man UwU I >_> shouwd avoid +^w^ So >w< soon >_< as :3 that ^-^ spawe UwU Cassius. >w< He weads ÚwÚ much, +>w< He >_> is :3 a great :3 obsewvew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 wooks +>_< Quite ^w^ thwough x3 the >_< deeds of ^.^ men. >w< He loves nyo pways, +;;w;; As xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, uWu Antony; ^.^ he x3 heaws nyo >_> music; +Sewdom ^.^ he >_> smiwes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ smiwes uWu in xDD such :3 a ;;w;; sowt +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he mock'd >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and >_< scown'd :33 his ^w^ spiwit +:33 That couwd be ^-^ muvd to ;;w;; smiwe uWu at x3 anything. +>w< Such ;;w;; men >_< as ^.^ he be >_< nyevew uWu at heart's ^w^ ease +Whiwes ;;w;; they behowd :3 a :33 gweatew than ^.^ themsewves, +xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO awe ;;w;; they xDD vewy :33 dangewous. +UwU I rather tell uWu thee >_> what >_> is to be feaw'd +Than >_> what UwU I ;;w;; feaw, fow awways UwU I ^w^ am Caesaw. +:3 Come on x3 my >w< wight uWu hand, fow ÚwÚ this ear >_> is deaf, +xDD And tell ;;w;; me :33 twuwy >_> what xDD thou think'st of ^.^ him. +Sennet. Exeunt Caesaw ÚwÚ and aww :33 his Twain >_> but Casca. +CASCA. >_> You pull'd ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; cwoak; ^.^ wouwd xDD you speak with me? +^w^ BWUTUS. Ay, >w< Casca, tell >_> us >_> what hath >w< chanced today +:33 That Caesaw :33 wooks UwU so OwO sad. +CASCA. Why, xDD you :3 wewe with :3 him, :3 wewe xDD you ^w^ nyot? +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I >_> shouwd nyot xDD then ^w^ ask >_< Casca >_> what xDD had chanced. +CASCA. Why, there UwU was :3 a >_< cwown :33 offewed :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ being :33 offewed :3 him, +^.^ he put >w< it ^.^ by with x3 the back of :33 his uWu hand, thus, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the +OwO peopwe UwU feww :3 ashouting. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What UwU was x3 the second noise for? +CASCA. Why, fow :3 that UwU too. +CASSIUS. ^-^ They ÚwÚ shouted x3 thwice. >_> What UwU was x3 the >w< wast cwy for? +CASCA. Why, fow :3 that UwU too. +^w^ BWUTUS. Was x3 the >_< cwown :33 offewed ^.^ him thrice? +CASCA. Ay, marry, OwO wast, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he put >w< it ^.^ by ÚwÚ thwice, every time gentler +than ÚwÚ othew, ÚwÚ and uWu at every ^.^ putting ^.^ by >_< minye xDD honyest neighbors shouted. -UwU CASSIUS. OwO Who :33 offewed him OwO the crown? -ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, x3 Antony. -BWUTUS. >_> Teww OwO us OwO the manner >_> of it, gentwe ÚwÚ Casca. -ÚwÚ CASCA. I can as ;;w;; weww >w< be ;;w;; hang'd as tell OwO the manner >_> of it. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was -mere foowewy; I >_> did ^.^ nyot mark it. I ^-^ saw >_< Mawk Antony :3 offew him :3 a -:3 cwown ^w^ (yet 'twas ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 cwown neither, 'twas ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these -coronets) :3 and, as I told you, ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by ^-^ once. But uWu fow >w< aww -UwU that, ^-^ to my ^-^ thinking, ^.^ he would fain ^.^ have xDD had it. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he :33 offewed -^.^ it ^-^ to him ÚwÚ again; then ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by again. But, ^-^ to my ^-^ thinking, ^.^ he -ÚwÚ was vewy loath ^-^ to uWu way his fingers x3 off it. And then ^.^ he :33 offewed ^.^ it -OwO the third time; ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it OwO the third UwU time ^.^ by; ÚwÚ and still as ^.^ he -uWu wefused it, OwO the wabbwement >w< hooted ÚwÚ and clapped theiw ^-^ chopped ^.^ hands -ÚwÚ and >w< thwew OwO up theiw UwU sweaty >_< nyightcaps ÚwÚ and UwU uttewed such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of -uWu stinking >_> bweath ^.^ because Caesar uWu wefused OwO the :3 cwown UwU that ^.^ it xDD had -^w^ awmost x3 choked Caesaw, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu swounded ÚwÚ and feww ;;w;; down at it. And -uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I durst ^.^ nyot waugh uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of openying my lips -ÚwÚ and :3 weceiving OwO the OwO bad air. -UwU CASSIUS. But, soft, I pray you, what, >_> did uWu Caesaws ^-^ wound? -ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ He feww ;;w;; down in OwO the UwU mawketpwace ÚwÚ and foamed at OwO mouth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was ->w< speechwess. -BWUTUS. ^.^ 'Tis vewy like. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO the fawwing sickness. -UwU CASSIUS. No, Caesar ;;w;; hath ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu but you, ÚwÚ and OwO I, -And >w< honyest Casca, ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO the fawwing sickness. -ÚwÚ CASCA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you UwU mean uWu by UwU that, uWu but I x3 am ^w^ suwe Caesar feww -down. >w< If OwO the ÚwÚ tagwag ^w^ peopwe >_> did ^.^ nyot cwap him ÚwÚ and uWu hiss him ->w< accowding as ^.^ he ÚwÚ pweased ÚwÚ and x3 dispweased ;;w;; them, as uWu they ;;w;; use ^-^ to ^-^ do -OwO the ;;w;; pwayews in OwO the x3 theatwe, I x3 am nyo OwO twue xDD man. -BWUTUS. What ^w^ said ^.^ he when ^.^ he came x3 unto >w< himsewf? -ÚwÚ CASCA. x3 Mawwy, before ^.^ he feww down, when ^.^ he xDD pewceived OwO the ^w^ common -hewd ÚwÚ was ^.^ gwad ^.^ he uWu wefused OwO the UwU cwown, ^.^ he ÚwÚ pwucked me ;;w;; ope his ÚwÚ doubwet -ÚwÚ and :33 offewed them his ^w^ thwoat ^-^ to xDD cut. An xDD had >_< been :3 a man >_> of ^-^ any -occupation, ^-^ if I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 taken him at :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I would I -UwU might >w< go ^-^ to heww UwU among OwO the OwO wogues. And OwO so ^.^ he feww. When ^.^ he came -^-^ to ^-^ himsewf uWu again, ^.^ he said, ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had x3 donye ^w^ ow ^w^ said ^w^ anything amiss, -^.^ he desiwed theiw :3 wowships ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his >_> infiwmity. >_< Thwee ^w^ ow -;;w;; fouw wenches xDD whewe I ÚwÚ stood cwied, "Alas, good souw!" ÚwÚ and OwO fowgave -him with >w< aww theiw ^-^ heawts. But :33 thewe's nyo ^w^ heed ^-^ to >w< be :3 taken >_> of -them; ^-^ if Caesar xDD had OwO stabbed theiw >w< mothews, uWu they would ^.^ have x3 donye -nyo less. -BWUTUS. And aftew UwU that ^.^ he >w< came, ;;w;; thus sad, >_> away? -ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Ay. -UwU CASSIUS. OwO Did x3 Cicewo uWu say xDD anything? -ÚwÚ CASCA. >w< Ay, ^.^ he xDD spoke >_> Gweek. -UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ To what effect? -ÚwÚ CASCA. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an I tell you UwU that, I'll :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook you >w< i' OwO the ;;w;; face -ÚwÚ again; uWu but x3 those UwU that understood him UwU smiwed at ^-^ onye another ÚwÚ and -shook theiw x3 heads; uWu but uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU Gweek ^-^ to >_> me. I -:33 couwd tell you ^-^ mowe UwU nyews xDD too: Marullus ÚwÚ and Fwavius, uWu fow :3 puwwing -scarfs x3 off Caesar's ^w^ images, awe >w< put ^-^ to silence. Fawe you :33 weww. -Thewe ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe foolery >_> yet, ^-^ if :33 couwd wemembew it. -UwU CASSIUS. uWu Wiww you sup with me uWu tonyight, :33 Casca? -ÚwÚ CASCA. No, I x3 am promised fowth. -UwU CASSIUS. uWu Wiww you uWu dinye with me ;;w;; tomowwow? -ÚwÚ CASCA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if I >w< be alive, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 mind >_< howd, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; dinnyew wowth -OwO the uWu eating. -UwU CASSIUS. OwO Good, I uWu wiww OwO expect you. -ÚwÚ CASCA. Do so, ^.^ faweweww, >_> both. UwU Exit. -BWUTUS. What :3 a >w< bwunt :3 fewwow :3 is :3 this UwU gwown ^-^ to xDD be! -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu quick mettle when ^.^ he went ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. -UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ So :3 is ^.^ he :3 nyow in >_> execution -x3 Of ^-^ any bowd ^w^ ow x3 nyobwe OwO entewpwise, -Howevew ^.^ he ^-^ puts uWu on :3 this tawdy fowm. -:3 This wudenyess :3 is :3 a :33 sauce ^-^ to his good wit, -^w^ Which gives x3 men stomach ^-^ to OwO digest his uWu wowds -x3 With better appetite. -BWUTUS. And OwO so ^.^ it is. >_< Fow :3 this UwU time I uWu wiww xDD weave you. -Tomowwow, ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to speak with uWu me, -I uWu wiww come UwU home ^-^ to you, ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if you wiww, -Come UwU home ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww OwO wait uWu fow you. -UwU CASSIUS. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. ;;w;; Tiww then, ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO the world. -Exit ;;w;; Bwutus. -Weww, Bwutus, :3 thou art nyobwe; >_> yet, I UwU see -x3 Thy >w< honyowabwe mettle ^-^ may >w< be wrought -From UwU that ^.^ it :3 is xDD disposed; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ meet -:33 That x3 nyobwe ^w^ minds ^-^ keep >w< evew with theiw wikes; ->_< Fow ^-^ who OwO so ^w^ fiwm UwU that cannyot >w< be >w< seduced? -Caesar doth bear me xDD hawd, uWu but ^.^ he loves ;;w;; Bwutus. ->w< If I ;;w;; wewe Bwutus :3 nyow ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe Cassius, -ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ nyot humow >_> me. I uWu wiww :3 this night, -UwU In uWu sevewaw x3 hands, in at his uWu windows :3 thwow, -UwU As ^-^ if uWu they came ^-^ fwom uWu sevewaw >_< citizens, -Writings, >w< aww :33 tending ^-^ to OwO the gweat >_< opinyion -:33 That >_> Wome howds >_> of his uWu nyame, wherein ÚwÚ obscuwewy -Caesar's ambition uWu shaww >w< be >_> gwanced OwO at. -And aftew :3 this let Caesar x3 seat him suwe; ->_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww >_< shake ^w^ him, ^w^ ow >_< wowse >_< days endure. UwU Exit. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A street. :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. - -OwO Entew, ^-^ fwom >w< opposite :3 sides, Casca, with his >_< swowd ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Cicewo. - ->_< CICEWO. Good >_< even, ÚwÚ Casca. Brought you Caesar :3 home? -UwU Why awe you bweathwess, ÚwÚ and x3 why ^-^ stawe you so? -ÚwÚ CASCA. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you moved, when >w< aww OwO the ^.^ sway >_> of :3 eawth -:33 Shakes >_< wike :3 a xDD thing >_< unfiwm? :3 O x3 Cicewo, -I ^.^ have uWu seen tempests when OwO the scolding x3 winds ->_< Have rived OwO the ^-^ knyotty oaks, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have uWu seen -The ambitious :33 ocean sweww ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and foam -ÚwÚ To >w< be exawted with OwO the ^w^ thweatenying ÚwÚ cwouds, -But never ÚwÚ tiww uWu tonyight, never ÚwÚ tiww nyow, -OwO Did I >w< go OwO thwough :3 a ^w^ tempest dropping >w< fiwe. -x3 Eithew there :3 is :3 a civil stwife in UwU heaven, -Ow ewse OwO the x3 wowwd xDD too ;;w;; saucy with OwO the UwU gods -^.^ Incenses them ^-^ to ^-^ send ^w^ destwuction. ->_< CICEWO. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ saw you ^w^ anything ^-^ mowe wonderful? -ÚwÚ CASCA. OwO A ^w^ common UwU swave- you xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww uWu by ^w^ sight- -Held OwO up his weft ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; which >_> did flame ÚwÚ and >_< buwn -;;w;; Wike twenty torches xDD join'd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet his hand -:3 Nyot sensible >_> of x3 fiwe remain'd unscorch'd. -^-^ Besides- I UwU ha' ^.^ nyot >_< since >w< put OwO up my swowd- -uWu Against OwO the Capitow I met :3 a ;;w;; wion, -OwO Who gwaz'd x3 upon me ÚwÚ and went suwwy uWu by -Without annoying >_> me. And there ;;w;; wewe :33 dwawn -:3 Upon :3 a ^-^ heap :3 a ^-^ hundwed ghastwy >w< women -UwU Twansfowmed with theiw feaw, ^-^ who :33 swowe uWu they ^-^ saw -Men >w< aww in x3 fiwe ÚwÚ wawk OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO the >_< stweets. -And yesterday OwO the biwd >_> of night >_> did ^-^ sit ->_< Even at nyoonday x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; mawketpwace, ->_> Howwing ÚwÚ and shwieking. When ^.^ these UwU pwodigies -Do OwO so conjointly :33 meet, let ^.^ nyot x3 men uWu say -"These awe theiw weasons; uWu they awe natural": ->_< Fow I believe uWu they awe powtentous >w< things -^.^ Unto OwO the >_> cwimate UwU that uWu they point upon. ->_< CICEWO. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange-disposed xDD time. -But x3 men ^-^ may UwU constwue >w< things aftew theiw x3 fashion, -Clean ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of OwO the >w< things :3 themsewves. -x3 Comes Caesar ^-^ to OwO the Capitow ;;w;; tomowwow? -ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ He :33 doth, uWu fow ^.^ he >_> did ;;w;; bid ^-^ Antonyio ->_> Send >_> wowd ^-^ to you ^.^ he would >w< be there x3 tomowwow. ->_< CICEWO. Good then, ÚwÚ Casca. :3 This disturbed OwO sky -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk in. -ÚwÚ CASCA. Faweweww, ÚwÚ Cicewo. Exit ÚwÚ Cicewo. - -x3 Entew >w< Cassius. - -UwU CASSIUS. >w< Who's thewe? -ÚwÚ CASCA. OwO A x3 Woman. -UwU CASSIUS. Casca, uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ voice. -ÚwÚ CASCA. Your ear :3 is :33 good. Cassius, what night :3 is x3 this! -UwU CASSIUS. OwO A vewy >w< pweasing night ^-^ to >w< honyest ^-^ men. -ÚwÚ CASCA. OwO Who >w< evew knew OwO the uWu heavens menyace so? -UwU CASSIUS. Those UwU that ^.^ have OwO knyown OwO the :3 eawth OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ fauwts. ->_< Fow my UwU pawt, I ^.^ have uWu wawk'd about OwO the stweets, ->_> Submitting me x3 unto OwO the perilous night, -And ;;w;; thus ;;w;; unbwaced, Casca, as you >_> see, ->_< Have bawed my uWu bosom ^-^ to OwO the thunderstone; -And when OwO the cross blue :3 wightnying >w< seem'd ^-^ to open -The uWu bweast >_> of UwU heaven, I >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ mysewf ->_< Even in OwO the ^-^ aim ÚwÚ and vewy flash >_> of it. -ÚwÚ CASCA. But xDD whewefowe >_> did you OwO so >w< much >_> tempt OwO the ^w^ heavens? -^w^ It :3 is OwO the part >_> of x3 men ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe -When OwO the UwU most :3 mighty UwU gods uWu by ^w^ tokens ^-^ send -Such dreadful heralds ^-^ to ;;w;; astonyish ÚwÚ us. -UwU CASSIUS. You awe dull, Casca, ÚwÚ and x3 those >_> spawks >_> of life -:33 That shouwd >w< be in :3 a Woman you ^-^ do ;;w;; want, -Ow ewse you ;;w;; use not. You ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and xDD gaze -And >w< put uWu on ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and UwU cast yourself in wonder -ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the ÚwÚ stwange :3 impatience >_> of OwO the x3 heavens. -But ^-^ if you would consider OwO the OwO twue cause -UwU Why >w< aww ^.^ these xDD fiwes, x3 why >w< aww ^.^ these gliding :33 ghosts, -UwU Why :33 biwds ÚwÚ and ^.^ beasts ^-^ fwom ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and kind, -UwU Why ^.^ owd ^-^ men, fools, ÚwÚ and chiwdwen ;;w;; cawcuwate, -UwU Why >w< aww ^.^ these >w< things >_> change ^-^ fwom theiw :3 owdinyance, -Their OwO nyatuwes, ÚwÚ and :33 pwefowmed ^-^ facuwties -ÚwÚ To monstrous x3 quawity, >_> why, you uWu shaww find -:33 That >w< heaven ;;w;; hath infused them with ^.^ these uWu spiwits -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make them xDD instwuments >_> of ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and wawnying -^.^ Unto >w< some monstrous state. -Nyow :33 couwd OwO I, Casca, name ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee :3 a man -uWu Most >_< wike :3 this dreadful night, -:33 That :33 thundews, lightens, opens gwaves, ÚwÚ and ^w^ woaws -UwU As doth OwO the x3 wion in OwO the Capitow, -OwO A man nyo :33 mightiew than thyself ^w^ ow me -UwU In OwO pewsonyaw x3 action, ÚwÚ yet pwodigious UwU gwown -And feawfuw, as ^.^ these ÚwÚ stwange eruptions >_> awe. -ÚwÚ CASCA. ^.^ 'Tis Caesar UwU that you >_> mean, :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ Cassius? -UwU CASSIUS. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ who ^.^ it ;;w;; is, uWu fow Womans :3 nyow ->_< Have >w< thews ÚwÚ and wimbs >_< wike ^-^ to theiw ancestows. -But, >_> woe OwO the whiwe! Our ^w^ fathews' ^w^ minds awe OwO dead, -And ^-^ we awe guvwn'd with ^-^ ouw mothers' spirits; -Our ^.^ yoke ÚwÚ and sufferance show OwO us womanyish. -ÚwÚ CASCA. :3 Indeed uWu they uWu say OwO the xDD senyatows tomorrow -xDD Mean ^-^ to establish Caesar as :3 a ^-^ king, -And ^.^ he uWu shaww wear his :3 cwown uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand -UwU In every place :33 save here in :3 Itawy. -UwU CASSIUS. I xDD knyow xDD whewe I uWu wiww wear :3 this dagger then: -^w^ Cassius ^-^ fwom >w< bondage uWu wiww x3 dewivew >w< Cassius. ->w< Thewein, ye >_< gods, you ^-^ make OwO the uWu weak UwU most OwO stwong; ->w< Thewein, ye >_< gods, you tyrants ^-^ do :33 defeat. -Nyow :33 stony tower, :3 nyow >_< wawws >_> of >_> beaten xDD bwass, -Nyow airless ^.^ dungeon, :3 nyow >w< stwong links >_> of iwon -^w^ Can >w< be ;;w;; wetentive ^-^ to OwO the OwO stwength >_> of spirit; -But xDD wife, being x3 weawy >_> of ^.^ these :33 wowwdwy baws, -uWu Nyevew lacks power ^-^ to UwU dismiss itself. ->w< If I xDD knyow this, xDD knyow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ besides, -:33 That part >_> of ^w^ tywanny UwU that I ^-^ do bear -I can >_< shake x3 off at ÚwÚ pweasuwe. :33 Thundew ^.^ stiww. -ÚwÚ CASCA. ^w^ So can :3 I. -^w^ So every OwO bondman in his >_> own hand uWu beaws -The power ^-^ to xDD cancew his captivity. -UwU CASSIUS. And x3 why shouwd Caesar >w< be :3 a >_> tywant ^.^ then? -OwO Poow ^w^ man! I xDD knyow ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a ^.^ wowf -But UwU that ^.^ he >_> sees OwO the Womans awe uWu but sheep. -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe nyo ;;w;; wion, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot Womans >_< hinds. -Those UwU that with haste uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 mighty x3 fiwe -xDD Begin ^.^ it with uWu weak straws. What trash :3 is Wome, -What :3 wubbish, ÚwÚ and what ;;w;; offaw, when ^.^ it sewves ->_< Fow OwO the base matter ^-^ to iwwuminyate -^w^ So :3 viwe :3 a xDD thing as Caesar? But, :3 O gwief, -:3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou wed x3 me? I UwU pewhaps speak :3 this -Before :3 a willing :3 bondman; then I xDD knyow -UwU My ÚwÚ answew >w< must >w< be ^.^ made. But I x3 am arm'd, -And dangews awe ^-^ to me :3 indiffewent. -ÚwÚ CASCA. You speak ^-^ to Casca, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to such :3 a man -:33 That :3 is nyo ÚwÚ fweewing ^w^ teww-tawe. ^-^ Howd, my hand. -Be factious uWu fow redress >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these ^.^ gwiefs, -And I uWu wiww xDD set :3 this foot >_> of >_< minye as :3 faw -UwU As ^-^ who :33 goes x3 fawthest. -UwU CASSIUS. There's :3 a :3 bawgain ^.^ made. -Nyow xDD knyow you, Casca, I ^.^ have ÚwÚ muvd already -uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of OwO the >_> nyobwest-minded Womans -ÚwÚ To undewgo with me OwO an enterprise -x3 Of honyowabwe-dangewous >_< consequence; -And I ^-^ do xDD knyow uWu by this, uWu they stay uWu fow me -UwU In Pompey's Powch. >_< Fow nyow, :3 this xDD feawfuw night, -Thewe :3 is nyo :33 stiw ^w^ ow walking in OwO the stweets, -And OwO the complexion >_> of OwO the element -UwU In favor's >_< wike OwO the wowk ^-^ we ^.^ have in ;;w;; hand, -uWu Most bwoody, ÚwÚ fiewy, ÚwÚ and UwU most terrible. - -x3 Entew >w< Cinnya. - -ÚwÚ CASCA. Stand :33 cwose uWu awhiwe, uWu fow here comes ^-^ onye in UwU haste. -UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ 'Tis Cinnya, I ^-^ do xDD knyow him uWu by his >_> gait; -ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a >w< fwiend. Cinnya, xDD whewe haste you so? -^-^ CINNyA. ÚwÚ To find >_< out you. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? Metellus Cimbew? -UwU CASSIUS. No, ^.^ it :3 is Casca, ^-^ onye incorporate -ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw attempts. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot :33 stay'd for, ^.^ Cinnya? -^-^ CINNyA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad on't. What :3 a xDD feawfuw night :3 is x3 this! -There's two ^w^ ow three >_> of OwO us ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ stwange sights. -UwU CASSIUS. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot :33 stay'd xDD fow? >_> Teww >_> me. -^-^ CINNyA. x3 Yes, you >_> awe. -:3 O Cassius, ^-^ if you :33 couwd -But ^.^ win OwO the x3 nyobwe Bwutus ^-^ to ^-^ ouw party- -UwU CASSIUS. Be you ÚwÚ content. Good Cinnya, UwU take :3 this paper, -And ÚwÚ wook you uWu way ^.^ it in OwO the praetor's ^w^ chaiw, -:3 Whewe Bwutus ^-^ may uWu but find xDD it; ÚwÚ and thwow :3 this -UwU In at his window; xDD set :3 this OwO up with wax -:3 Upon ^.^ owd ^w^ Bwutus' statue. ^-^ Aww :3 this >_< donye, -Repair ^-^ to Pompey's >_< Powch, xDD whewe you uWu shaww find ÚwÚ us. -^-^ Is ^-^ Decius Bwutus ÚwÚ and Trebonius thewe? -^-^ CINNyA. ^-^ Aww uWu but Metellus ^-^ Cimbew, ÚwÚ and :33 he's gonye -ÚwÚ To >w< seek you at >_> youw >_< house. Weww, I uWu wiww UwU hie -And OwO so bestow ^.^ these papers as you bade >_> me. -UwU CASSIUS. :33 That >_< donye, wepaiw ^-^ to Pompey's ;;w;; Theatwe. -Exit >w< Cinnya. -^w^ Come, Casca, you ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ewe :3 day -^w^ See Bwutus at his >_< house. >_< Thwee pawts >_> of him -^-^ Is ^w^ ouws uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and OwO the man uWu entiwe -:3 Upon OwO the next uWu encountew >w< yiewds him ^-^ ouws. -ÚwÚ CASCA. :33 O, ^.^ he OwO sits UwU high in >w< aww OwO the people's hearts, -And UwU that ;;w;; which would :3 appeaw >_> offense in >w< us, -His countenyance, >_< wike uWu wichest OwO awchemy, -uWu Wiww >_> change ^-^ to :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ wowthinyess. -UwU CASSIUS. :3 Him ÚwÚ and his wowth ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw gweat :3 nyeed >_> of him -You ^.^ have ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww ^.^ conceited. >_> Wet OwO us ÚwÚ go, ->_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is aftew UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ and ewe :3 day -We uWu wiww :33 awake him ÚwÚ and >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of >_> him. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. - -x3 Entew Bwutus in his x3 owchawd. - -BWUTUS. >_> What, >_< Wucius, UwU ho! -I :33 cannyot, uWu by OwO the ^-^ pwogwess >_> of OwO the staws, ->w< Give ^.^ guess how ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to day. >_< Wucius, I :33 say! -I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe my fauwt ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep OwO so soundly. -^w^ When, >_< Wucius, when? >_> Awake, I :33 say! >_> What, ÚwÚ Wucius! - -x3 Entew Wucius. - -UwU WUCIUS. UwU Caww'd you, my UwU wowd? -BWUTUS. UwU Get me :3 a x3 tapew in my study, Wucius. -When ^.^ it :3 is :33 wighted, come ÚwÚ and caww me here. -UwU WUCIUS. I wiww, my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. -BWUTUS. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be uWu by his >_< death, :3 and, uWu fow my UwU pawt, -I xDD knyow nyo OwO pewsonyaw cause ^-^ to x3 spuwn at ^w^ him, -But uWu fow OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. ÚwÚ He would >w< be xDD cwown'd: -OwO How UwU that UwU might >_> change his UwU nyatuwe, :33 thewe's OwO the :33 question. -^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU bwight :3 day UwU that brings :3 fowth OwO the x3 addew -And UwU that x3 cwaves wawy >_< wawking. Crown him UwU that, -And then, I :33 gwant, ^-^ we >w< put :3 a sting in him -:33 That at his uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ may ^-^ do danger OwO with. -The ^w^ abuse >_> of greatness :3 is when ^.^ it disjoins -^-^ Wemowse ^-^ fwom :33 powew, :3 and, ^-^ to speak >w< twuth >_> of Caesaw, -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO knyown when his ÚwÚ affections xDD sway'd -Mowe than his reason. But 'tis :3 a ^w^ common >_> pwoof -:33 That x3 wowwinyess :3 is x3 young ambition's xDD waddew, -xDD Wheweto OwO the climber-upward ;;w;; tuwns his ^.^ face; -But when ^.^ he UwU once uWu attains OwO the x3 upmost :33 wound, -ÚwÚ He then x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ waddew ;;w;; tuwns his ^w^ back, -Looks in OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, scorning OwO the base degrees -By ;;w;; which ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ ascend. ^w^ So Caesar :3 may; ->_> Then, west ^.^ he >w< may, pwevent. And, >_< since OwO the >_< quawwew -uWu Wiww bear nyo ^w^ cowow uWu fow OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ->_> Fashion ^.^ it thus, UwU that what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; augmented, -Wouwd run ^-^ to ^.^ these ÚwÚ and ^.^ these extwemities; -And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ think him as :3 a serpent's egg -^w^ Which xDD hatch'd would as his >w< kind gwow xDD mischievous, -And :33 kiww him in OwO the sheww. - -;;w;; We-entew Wucius. - -UwU WUCIUS. The x3 tapew :33 buwnyeth in >_> youw ;;w;; cwoset, sir. ->_< Seawching OwO the ^w^ window uWu fow :3 a fwint I ;;w;; found -:3 This paper ;;w;; thus seal'd uWu up, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ suwe -^w^ It >_> did ^.^ nyot lie there when I went ^-^ to bed. -Gives him OwO the letter. -BWUTUS. UwU Get you ^-^ to bed uWu again, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot day. -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^.^ tomowwow, OwO boy, OwO the >_< ides >_> of March? -UwU WUCIUS. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, sir. -BWUTUS. Wook in OwO the ÚwÚ cawendaw ÚwÚ and bwing me :33 wowd. -UwU WUCIUS. I wiww, sir. UwU Exit. -BWUTUS. The exhalations :33 whizzing in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw ->w< Give OwO so >w< much ^.^ wight UwU that I ^-^ may ;;w;; wead uWu by ^.^ them. -^.^ Opens OwO the letter ÚwÚ and reads. -x3 "Bwutus, :3 thou uWu sweep'st: :33 awake ÚwÚ and UwU see thysewf! -:33 Shaww Wome, etc. xDD Speak, ^.^ stwike, >_> wedwess!" - -x3 "Bwutus, :3 thou uWu sweep'st: awake!" -Such :33 instigations ^.^ have >_< been >_< often >_> dwopp'd -:3 Whewe I ^.^ have took them :33 up. -"Shaww Wome, :33 etc." ÚwÚ Thus >w< must I piece ^.^ it >_< out. -:33 Shaww >_> Wome ^.^ stand uWu undew ^-^ onye ÚwÚ man's :33 awe? >_> What, Rome? -UwU My ^w^ ancestows >_> did ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< stweets >_> of >_> Wome -The UwU Tawquin ^.^ dwive, when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD caww'd :3 a xDD king. -"Speak, ^.^ stwike, >_> wedwess!" OwO Am I entweated -ÚwÚ To speak ÚwÚ and ^-^ stwike? :3 O Wome, I ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; pwomise, ->w< If OwO the redress uWu wiww x3 fowwow, :3 thou receivest -x3 Thy :33 fuww >_> petition at OwO the hand >_> of x3 Bwutus! - -;;w;; We-entew Wucius. - -UwU WUCIUS. >_> Siw, ÚwÚ Mawch :3 is ^.^ wasted ^w^ fifteen ^.^ days. ->_< Knyocking within. -BWUTUS. ^.^ 'Tis :33 good. uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the gate, >_< somebody knocks. -Exit Wucius. -x3 Since ^w^ Cassius ^.^ fiwst >_> did :33 whet me x3 against Caesar -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 swept. ->w< Between OwO the :33 acting >_> of :3 a dreadful xDD thing -And OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ motion, >w< aww OwO the intewim :3 is -;;w;; Wike :3 a ^-^ phantasma ^w^ ow :3 a hideous ^-^ dweam; -The genyius ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 mowtaw xDD instwuments -uWu Awe then in counciw, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO state >_> of man, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a wittwe UwU kingdom, >w< suffews then -The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO an ;;w;; insuwwection. - -;;w;; We-entew Wucius. - -UwU WUCIUS. >_> Siw, 'tis >_> youw bwothew ^w^ Cassius at OwO the doow, -OwO Who doth desiwe ^-^ to UwU see you. -BWUTUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ he >_< awonye? -UwU WUCIUS. No, ;;w;; siw, there awe ^-^ mowe with >_> him. -BWUTUS. Do you xDD knyow >w< them? -UwU WUCIUS. No, ;;w;; siw, theiw ^w^ hats awe UwU pwuck'd about theiw eaws, -And half theiw faces buwied in theiw OwO cwoaks, -:33 That uWu by nyo :3 means I ^-^ may ÚwÚ discuvw them -By ^-^ any mark >_> of :3 favow. -BWUTUS. >_> Wet >w< 'em >_> entew. Exit Wucius. -^.^ They awe OwO the >_< faction. :3 O Conspiwacy, -OwO Shamest :3 thou ^-^ to show >w< thy dangewous uWu bwow uWu by night, -When x3 eviws awe UwU most free? :33 O, then, uWu by :3 day -:3 Whewe xDD wiwt :3 thou find :3 a :3 cavewn dark enough -ÚwÚ To UwU mask >w< thy monstrous UwU visage? >_< Seek x3 nyonye, x3 Conspiwacy; -:33 Hide ^.^ it in >_> smiwes ÚwÚ and uWu affabiwity; ->_< Fow ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ path, >w< thy ÚwÚ nyative sembwance OwO on, -:3 Nyot Erebus itsewf ;;w;; wewe dim enough -ÚwÚ To hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom UwU pwevention. - -x3 Entew OwO the conspirators, Cassius, Casca, >w< Decius, Cinnya, -Metellus ^-^ Cimbew, ÚwÚ and Trebonius. - -UwU CASSIUS. I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe xDD too bowd x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ west. -Good ^.^ mowwow, Bwutus, ^-^ do ^-^ we twoubwe you? -BWUTUS. I ^.^ have >_< been OwO up :3 this xDD houw, :33 awake >w< aww ^-^ nyight. -xDD Knyow I ^.^ these x3 men UwU that come ÚwÚ awong with you? -UwU CASSIUS. x3 Yes, every man >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and nyo man here -But ;;w;; honyows you, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye doth ^w^ wish -You xDD had uWu but UwU that >_< opinyion >_> of yourself -^w^ Which every x3 nyobwe Woman uWu beaws >_> of you. -:3 This :3 is Trebonius. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ wewcome hithew. -UwU CASSIUS. This, ^-^ Decius ;;w;; Bwutus. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ wewcome ^w^ too. -UwU CASSIUS. This, :3 Casca; this, OwO Cinnya; ÚwÚ and this, Metellus :33 Cimbew. -BWUTUS. ^.^ They awe >w< aww welcome. -What watchful >_> cawes ^-^ do x3 intewpose themsewves -ÚwÚ Betwixt >_> youw eyes ÚwÚ and :3 nyight? -UwU CASSIUS. :33 Shaww I entweat :3 a UwU wowd? ^.^ They :3 whispew. ->_> DECIUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies OwO the ÚwÚ east. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 day >_< bweak hewe? -ÚwÚ CASCA. >_< Nyo. -^-^ CINNyA. :33 O, pawdon, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :33 doth, ÚwÚ and yongwey >w< winyes -:33 That ÚwÚ fwet OwO the clouds awe messengews >_> of day. -ÚwÚ CASCA. You uWu shaww x3 confess UwU that you awe uWu both deceived. -Here, as I point my ;;w;; swowd, OwO the >_< sun >_< awises, -^w^ Which :3 is :3 a gweat uWu way ;;w;; gwowing uWu on OwO the uWu south, -ÚwÚ Weighing OwO the youthfuw season >_> of OwO the xDD yeaw. -uWu Some two ^.^ months x3 hence OwO up highew towawd OwO the >_< nyowth -ÚwÚ He ^.^ fiwst pwesents his fire, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU high ^w^ east -;;w;; Stands as OwO the Capitow, :33 diwectwy here. -BWUTUS. >w< Give me >_> youw ^.^ hands >w< aww over, ^-^ onye uWu by ^w^ onye. -UwU CASSIUS. And let OwO us uWu sweaw ^-^ ouw resolution. -BWUTUS. No, ^.^ nyot OwO an uWu oath. >w< If ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of ^-^ men, -The sufferance >_> of ^-^ ouw souls, OwO the >w< time's abuse- ->w< If ^.^ these >w< be >w< motives ;;w;; weak, >_< bweak x3 off :3 betimes, -And every man x3 hence ^-^ to his :33 idwe ^-^ bed; -^w^ So let >_> high-sighted ^w^ tywanny ^.^ wange uWu on -;;w;; Tiww OwO each man >_> dwop uWu by xDD wottewy. But ^-^ if :33 these, -UwU As I x3 am ^w^ suwe uWu they uWu do, bear x3 fiwe enough -ÚwÚ To uWu kindwe cowards ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< steew with ;;w;; vawow -The melting uWu spiwits >_> of :3 women, then, countrymen, -What :3 nyeed ^-^ we ^-^ any xDD spuw uWu but ^-^ ouw >_> own cause -ÚwÚ To :3 pwick OwO us ^-^ to wedwess? What uWu othew bond ->w< Than >w< secwet Womans UwU that ^.^ have xDD spoke OwO the >_> wowd -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 pawtew? And what uWu othew OwO oath ->w< Than xDD honyesty ^-^ to xDD honyesty ^.^ engaged -:33 That :3 this uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ ow ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ faww uWu fow it? -OwO Sweaw priests ÚwÚ and cowards ÚwÚ and x3 men cautelous, -Old feebwe ÚwÚ cawwions ÚwÚ and such suffewing souws -:33 That ^-^ wewcome wwongs; x3 unto OwO bad ÚwÚ causes uWu sweaw -Such cweatuwes as x3 men ^w^ doubt; uWu but ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 stain -The x3 even :3 viwtue >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO entewpwise, -Nyow OwO the x3 insuppwessive mettle >_> of ^-^ ouw spiwits, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think UwU that ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw cause ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw pewfowmance -OwO Did :3 nyeed OwO an >_> oath; when every >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood -:33 That every Woman bears, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyobwy bears, -^-^ Is OwO guiwty >_> of :3 a uWu sevewaw OwO bastawdy ->w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do >_< bweak OwO the >w< smawwest ^-^ pawticwe -x3 Of ^-^ any pwomise UwU that ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd ^-^ fwom >_> him. -UwU CASSIUS. But what >_> of ^w^ Cicewo? :33 Shaww ^-^ we :33 sound OwO him? -I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ stand vewy >w< stwong with ÚwÚ us. -ÚwÚ CASCA. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot xDD weave him >_< out. -^-^ CINNyA. No, uWu by nyo ^w^ means. -^.^ METEWWUS. :33 O, let OwO us ^.^ have ^w^ him, uWu fow his ÚwÚ siwvew ^w^ haiws -uWu Wiww ^-^ puwchase OwO us :3 a good ^-^ opinyion, -And ^-^ buy xDD men's OwO voices ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend ^-^ ouw >_< deeds. -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said his ^w^ judgement ruled ^-^ ouw OwO hands; -Our ^w^ youths ÚwÚ and uWu wiwdnyess uWu shaww nyo whit appear, -But >w< aww >w< be buwied in his gwavity. -BWUTUS. :33 O, name him not; let OwO us ^.^ nyot >_< bweak with ^w^ him, ->_< Fow ^.^ he uWu wiww never follow ^w^ anything -:33 That uWu othew x3 men begin. -UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Then xDD weave him >_< out. -ÚwÚ CASCA. :3 Indeed ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ fit. ->_> DECIUS. :33 Shaww nyo man ewse >w< be ^w^ touch'd uWu but only Caesar? -UwU CASSIUS. >w< Decius, ;;w;; weww >_> uwged. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet ->_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, OwO so ;;w;; weww bewuvd >_> of Caesaw, -;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; outwive Caesar. We uWu shaww find >_> of him -OwO A >_< shwewd xDD contwivew; ÚwÚ and you xDD knyow his means, ->w< If ^.^ he improve ;;w;; them, ^-^ may ;;w;; weww ;;w;; stwetch OwO so :3 faw -UwU As ^-^ to uWu annyoy OwO us aww, ;;w;; which ^-^ to uWu pwevent, ->_> Wet Antony ÚwÚ and Caesar ^-^ faww >w< togethew. -BWUTUS. Our ^-^ couwse uWu wiww ÚwÚ seem xDD too bwoody, ^-^ Caius Cassius, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut OwO the head x3 off ÚwÚ and then UwU hack OwO the wimbs -;;w;; Wike ^w^ wwath in death ÚwÚ and >_< envy aftewwawds; ->_< Fow Antony :3 is uWu but :3 a ^-^ wimb >_> of Caesar. ->_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_> sacwificews, uWu but ^.^ nyot UwU butchews, Caius. -We >w< aww ^.^ stand OwO up x3 against OwO the spirit >_> of Caesaw, -And in OwO the spirit >_> of x3 men there :3 is nyo bwood. -:33 O, UwU that ^-^ we then :33 couwd come uWu by Caesar's ^.^ spiwit, -And ^.^ nyot dismember Caesaw! But, alas, -Caesar >w< must bleed uWu fow ^.^ it! And, gentwe fwiends, -Let's :33 kiww him ^.^ bowdwy, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu wwathfuwwy; -Let's cawve him as :3 a dish x3 fit uWu fow OwO the >_< gods, -:3 Nyot xDD hew him as :3 a xDD cawcass x3 fit uWu fow hounds; -And let ^-^ ouw hearts, as subtle ;;w;; mastews uWu do, -x3 Stiw OwO up theiw ^-^ sewvants ^-^ to OwO an ^.^ act >_> of ;;w;; wage -And aftew ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ chide >_< 'em. :3 This uWu shaww ^-^ make -Our OwO puwpose nyecessawy ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot envious, -^w^ Which OwO so appeawing ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common >_> eyes, -We uWu shaww >w< be xDD caww'd >_< puwgews, ^.^ nyot ^w^ muwdewews. -And uWu fow >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot >_> of ^w^ him, ->_< Fow ^.^ he can ^-^ do nyo ^-^ mowe than Caesar's arm -When Caesar's head :3 is UwU off. -UwU CASSIUS. >_> Yet I ;;w;; feaw ^w^ him, ->_< Fow in OwO the ingwated love ^.^ he uWu beaws ^-^ to uWu Caesaw- -BWUTUS. ^.^ Awas, good Cassius, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> him. ->w< If ^.^ he love Caesaw, >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he can ^-^ do -^-^ Is ^-^ to himself, UwU take ^w^ thought ÚwÚ and die uWu fow Caesar. -And UwU that ;;w;; wewe >w< much ^.^ he x3 shouwd, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is >w< given -ÚwÚ To :33 spowts, ^-^ to :3 wiwdnyess, ÚwÚ and >w< much :33 company. -^.^ TWEBONyIUS. Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; feaw in him-wet him ^.^ nyot x3 die, ->_< Fow ^.^ he uWu wiww live ÚwÚ and waugh at :3 this hereafter. -Cwock strikes. -BWUTUS. Peace, ;;w;; count OwO the uWu cwock. -UwU CASSIUS. The ^w^ cwock ;;w;; hath :33 stwicken xDD thwee. -^.^ TWEBONyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to pawt. -UwU CASSIUS. But ^.^ it :3 is doubtfuw ÚwÚ yet -:3 Whethew Caesar uWu wiww come :3 fowth ^.^ today ^w^ ow no, ->_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is supewstitious UwU gwown >_> of :3 wate, -OwO Quite ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 main >_< opinyion ^.^ he held UwU once -x3 Of fantasy, >_> of dreams, ÚwÚ and uWu cewemonyies. -^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ these apparent :33 pwodigies, -The unaccustom'd terror >_> of :3 this night, -And OwO the >_< pewsuasion >_> of his ^.^ auguwews -May howd him ^-^ fwom OwO the Capitow ^w^ today. ->_> DECIUS. uWu Nyevew ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; that. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be OwO so :3 wesowved, -I can >_> o'ewsway ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he loves ^-^ to hear -:33 That OwO unyicowns ^-^ may >w< be betway'd with trees, -And uWu beaws with glasses, ÚwÚ ewephants with ;;w;; howes, -ÚwÚ Wions with :33 toiws, ÚwÚ and x3 men with fwattewews; -But when I tell him ^.^ he OwO hates flatterers, -ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he does, being then UwU most >_< fwattewed. ->_> Wet me ÚwÚ wowk; ->_< Fow I can ^w^ give his humow OwO the OwO twue ^-^ bent, -And I uWu wiww bwing him ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. -UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aww >_> of OwO us >w< be there ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch >_> him. -BWUTUS. By OwO the ^w^ eighth hour. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the xDD uttew >_> most? -^-^ CINNyA. Be UwU that OwO the xDD uttewmost, ÚwÚ and x3 faiw ^.^ nyot xDD then. -^.^ METEWWUS. ^-^ Caius xDD Wigawius doth bear Caesar xDD hawd, -OwO Who x3 wated him uWu fow ;;w;; speaking ;;w;; weww >_> of ^-^ Pompey. -I wonder UwU nyonye >_> of you ^.^ have ^w^ thought >_> of >_> him. -BWUTUS. Nyow, good ^-^ Metewwus, >w< go ÚwÚ awong uWu by >_> him. -ÚwÚ He loves me well, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >w< given him weasons; ->_> Send him uWu but hithew, ÚwÚ and I'll ^.^ fashion >_> him. -UwU CASSIUS. The xDD mownying comes x3 upon 's. >w< We'ww xDD weave you, Bwutus, -And, fwiends, >_> dispewse yourselves, uWu but >w< aww wemembew -What you ^.^ have ^w^ said ÚwÚ and show youwsewves OwO twue Romans. -BWUTUS. Good gentlemen, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and x3 mewwiwy; ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw looks >w< put uWu on ^-^ ouw UwU puwposes, -But bear ^.^ it as ^-^ ouw Woman uWu actows uWu do, -x3 With untiwed uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and formal xDD constancy. -And so, good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you every ^w^ onye. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ;;w;; Bwutus. -:33 Boy! ÚwÚ Wucius! ÚwÚ Fast :3 asweep? ^w^ It :3 is nyo OwO mattew. -^.^ Enjoy OwO the honey-heavy OwO dew >_> of slumber; -Thou x3 hast nyo :33 figuwes :3 nyow nyo xDD fantasies, -^w^ Which busy cawe dwaws in OwO the >w< bwains >_> of ^w^ men; -OwO Thewefowe :3 thou x3 sweep'st OwO so :3 sound. - -x3 Entew uWu Powtia. - -PORTIA. Bwutus, my wowd! -BWUTUS. ^.^ Powtia, what UwU mean you? >w< Whewefowe xDD wise you ^w^ nyow? -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw OwO heawth ;;w;; thus ^-^ to commit -Your uWu weak ^.^ condition ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw x3 cowd x3 mownying. -PORTIA. Nyow uWu fow x3 youws nyeithew. ^.^ have ungentwy, Bwutus, -^w^ Stowe ^-^ fwom my ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and :33 yestewnyight at ^w^ suppew -You :33 suddenwy ;;w;; awose ÚwÚ and uWu wawk'd >w< about, -ÚwÚ Musing ÚwÚ and >w< sighing, with >_> youw ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; acwoss; -And when I ÚwÚ ask'd you what OwO the matter OwO was, -You xDD stawed x3 upon me with ungentwe OwO wooks. -I urged you :33 fuwthew; then you scwatch'd >_> youw uWu head, -And xDD too impatiently ^.^ stamp'd with >_> youw foot. ->_> Yet I OwO insisted, ÚwÚ yet you xDD answew'd ;;w;; nyot, -But with OwO an :3 angwy waiter >_> of >_> youw hand -Gave >w< sign uWu fow me ^-^ to xDD weave you. ^w^ So I :33 did, -Fearing ^-^ to OwO stwengthen UwU that :3 impatience -^w^ Which >w< seem'd xDD too >w< much ^w^ enkindwed, ÚwÚ and withaw -xDD Hoping ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu but OwO an :33 effect >_> of humow, -^w^ Which sometime ;;w;; hath his hour with every xDD man. -^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let you >w< eat, :3 nyow talk, :3 nyow >w< sweep, -And, :33 couwd ^.^ it wowk OwO so >w< much x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ shape -UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< much ;;w;; pwevaiw'd uWu on >_> youw condition, -I shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD knyow you, ;;w;; Bwutus. UwU Deaw my lord, -UwU Make me acquainted with >_> youw cause >_> of ^w^ gwief. -BWUTUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww in ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is all. -PORTIA. Bwutus :3 is ÚwÚ wise, :3 and, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^.^ nyot in ^.^ heawth, -ÚwÚ He would ^w^ embwace OwO the :3 means ^-^ to come uWu by it. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I do. Good ^.^ Powtia, >w< go ^-^ to bed. -PORTIA. ^-^ Is Bwutus >_< sick, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ it >w< physicaw -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk ^w^ unbwaced ÚwÚ and x3 suck OwO up OwO the humows -x3 Of OwO the x3 dank morning? >_> What, :3 is Bwutus >_< sick, -And uWu wiww ^.^ he >_< steaw >_< out >_> of his >_> whowesome bed -ÚwÚ To dare OwO the :3 viwe ^-^ contagion >_> of OwO the night -And >_> tempt OwO the ^.^ wheumy ÚwÚ and x3 unpuwged ÚwÚ aiw -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ add x3 unto his sickness? No, my Bwutus, -You ^.^ have >w< some uWu sick >_> offense within >_> youw UwU mind, -^w^ Which uWu by OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue >_> of my place -I ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to xDD knyow >w< of; :3 and, x3 upon my knees, -I chawm you, uWu by my UwU once ^.^ commended :3 beauty, -By >w< aww >_> youw >_< vows >_> of love ÚwÚ and UwU that gweat x3 vow -^w^ Which >_> did incorporate ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO us one, -:33 That you ^-^ unfowd ^-^ to uWu me, OwO youwsewf, >_> youw ^.^ hawf, -UwU Why you awe :33 heavy ÚwÚ and what x3 men tonight ->_< Have xDD had uWu wesowt ^-^ to OwO you; uWu fow here ^.^ have >_< been -uWu Some OwO six ^w^ ow ^-^ seven, ^-^ who >_> did hide theiw faces ->_< Even ^-^ fwom darkness. -BWUTUS. >_< Knyeew ;;w;; nyot, gentwe uWu Powtia. -PORTIA. I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ nyeed, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe gentwe ;;w;; Bwutus. -xDD Within OwO the bond >_> of mawwiage, tell uWu me, Bwutus, -^-^ Is ^.^ it excepted I shouwd xDD knyow nyo >_> secwets -:33 That appertain ^-^ to you? OwO Am I yourself -But, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, in sort ^w^ ow uWu wimitation, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep with you at meals, comfort >_> youw :33 bed, -And talk ^-^ to you >_> sometimes? Dwell I uWu but in OwO the >_> subuwbs -x3 Of >_> youw good pleasure? >w< If ^.^ it >w< be nyo :3 mowe, -OwO Powtia :3 is ^w^ Bwutus' ;;w;; hawwot, ^.^ nyot his wife. -BWUTUS. You awe my OwO twue ÚwÚ and >w< honyowabwe xDD wife, -UwU As dear ^-^ to me as awe OwO the :33 wuddy ^.^ dwops -:33 That >w< visit my >_> sad ÚwÚ heawt. -PORTIA. >w< If :3 this ;;w;; wewe true, then shouwd I xDD knyow :3 this secret. -I gwant I x3 am :3 a woman, uWu but withaw -OwO A ^-^ woman UwU that Wowd Bwutus took ^-^ to wife. -I gwant I x3 am :3 a woman, uWu but withaw -OwO A ^-^ woman ;;w;; weww weputed, x3 Cato's daughter. -:33 Think you I x3 am nyo stronger than my ;;w;; sex, ->_> Being OwO so x3 fathew'd ÚwÚ and OwO so husbanded? ->_> Teww me >_> youw counsews, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ discwose >_< 'em. -I ^.^ have :3 made >w< stwong >_> pwoof >_> of my ^.^ constancy, -UwU Giving ^-^ mysewf :3 a ^.^ vowuntawy x3 wound -;;w;; Hewe in OwO the thigh. ^w^ Can I bear UwU that with >_< patience -And ^.^ nyot my >_< husband's uWu secwets? -BWUTUS. :3 O ye >_< gods, -Wendew me >w< wowthy >_> of :3 this x3 nyobwe UwU wife! >_< Knyocking within. -Hawk, x3 hawk, ^-^ onye knocks. ^.^ Powtia, >w< go in uWu awhiwe, -And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< thy uWu bosom uWu shaww partake -The >_> secwets >_> of my ÚwÚ heawt. -^-^ Aww my engagements I uWu wiww UwU constwue ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -^-^ Aww OwO the chawactewy >_> of my >_> sad OwO bwows. -Weave me with UwU haste. xDD [Exit ;;w;; Powtia.] >_< Wucius, :33 who's UwU that knocks? - -;;w;; We-entew Wucius with uWu Wigawius. - -UwU WUCIUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a uWu sick man UwU that would speak with you. -BWUTUS. ^-^ Caius Ligarius, UwU that Metellus ^-^ spake >_> of. -UwU Boy, ^.^ stand OwO aside. ^-^ Caius Ligarius, ^-^ how? -LIGARIUS. Vouchsafe good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ fwom :3 a feebwe OwO tongue. -BWUTUS. :33 O, what :3 a UwU time ^.^ have you ^.^ chose out, bwave UwU Caius, -ÚwÚ To wear :3 a kerchief! Wouwd you ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sick! -LIGARIUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< sick, ^-^ if Bwutus ^.^ have in hand ->w< Any expwoit >w< wowthy OwO the name >_> of uWu honyow. -BWUTUS. Such OwO an expwoit ^.^ have I in ;;w;; hand, Ligarius, -Had you :3 a heawthfuw ear ^-^ to hear >_> of it. -LIGARIUS. By >w< aww OwO the UwU gods UwU that Womans bow OwO befowe, -I here discawd my sickness! Souw >_> of Rome! -xDD Bwave UwU son, x3 dewived ^-^ fwom >w< honyowabwe ÚwÚ woins! -uWu Thou, >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; exowcist, x3 hast conjuwed OwO up -UwU My mortified spirit. Nyow ;;w;; bid me ^-^ wun, -And I uWu wiww ^-^ stwive with >w< things impossible, -xDD Yea, >_< get OwO the better >_> of ^.^ them. What's ^-^ to x3 do? -BWUTUS. OwO A piece >_> of wowk UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ make uWu sick x3 men whowe. -LIGARIUS. But awe ^.^ nyot >w< some xDD whowe UwU that ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ make OwO sick? -BWUTUS. :33 That >w< must ^-^ we :33 awso. What ^.^ it ;;w;; is, my UwU Caius, -I uWu shaww ^-^ unfowd ^-^ to ^.^ thee, as ^-^ we awe ^-^ going -ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ it >w< must >w< be >w< donye. -LIGARIUS. ÚwÚ Set uWu on >_> youw ^.^ foot, -And with :3 a OwO heawt :3 nyew-fiwed I follow you, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; uWu but ^.^ it ^w^ sufficeth -:33 That Bwutus weads me x3 on. -BWUTUS. Follow me xDD then. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Caesar's >_< house. :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. - -x3 Entew Caesaw, in his nightgown. - -CAESAW. Nyow >w< heaven :3 nyow :3 eawth ^.^ have >_< been at xDD peace >_< tonyight. ->w< Thwice ;;w;; hath Calpurnia in xDD hew ;;w;; sweep :3 cwied out, -:33 "Hewp, UwU ho! ^.^ They >_> muwthew OwO Caesaw!" >w< Who's >_< within? - -x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. - -SERVANT. UwU My UwU wowd? -CAESAW. uWu Go ;;w;; bid OwO the priests ^-^ do ÚwÚ pwesent OwO sacwifice, -And bwing me theiw opinyions >_> of xDD success. -SERVANT. I wiww, my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. - -x3 Entew OwO Cawpuwnyia. - -OwO CAWPUWNyIA. What UwU mean you, Caesar? :33 Think you ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk ^w^ fowth? -You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 stiw >_< out >_> of >_> youw house ^w^ today. -CAESAW. Caesar uWu shaww >_> fowth: OwO the >w< things UwU that :33 thweaten'd me -:33 Nye'ew ^.^ wook'd uWu but uWu on my >w< back; when uWu they uWu shaww UwU see -The ;;w;; face >_> of Caesaw, uWu they awe vanished. -OwO CAWPUWNyIA. Caesaw, I I ÚwÚ stood uWu on cewemonyies, ->_> Yet :3 nyow uWu they OwO fwight >_> me. Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye ÚwÚ within, -Besides OwO the >w< things UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ and ^.^ seen, -Wecounts UwU most horrid uWu sights uWu seen uWu by OwO the :3 watch. -OwO A ÚwÚ wionyess ;;w;; hath whewped in OwO the stweets; -And >_< gwaves ^.^ have :33 yawn'd, ÚwÚ and >w< yiewded OwO up theiw >w< dead; -:3 Fiewce :33 fiewy ;;w;; wawwiows fight x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, -UwU In ^-^ wanks ÚwÚ and >_< squadwons ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight fowm >_> of war, -^w^ Which ^.^ dwizzwed UwU bwood x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; -The ^w^ nyoise >_> of ^-^ battwe hurtled in OwO the :3 aiw, -xDD Howses >_> did nyeigh ÚwÚ and ^.^ dying x3 men >_> did groan, -And ghosts >_> did shwiek ÚwÚ and OwO squeaw about OwO the >_< stweets. -:3 O Caesaw! ^.^ These >w< things awe uWu beyond >w< aww use, -And I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^.^ them. -CAESAW. What can >w< be :3 avoided -uWu Whose ^-^ end :3 is purposed uWu by OwO the :3 mighty >_< gods? ->_> Yet Caesar uWu shaww >w< go >w< fowth, uWu fow ^.^ these pwedictions -uWu Awe ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd in ^w^ genyewaw as ^-^ to Caesar. -OwO CAWPUWNyIA. When >_< beggaws x3 die, there awe nyo comets :3 seen; -The uWu heavens themsewves ^-^ bwaze :3 fowth OwO the death >_> of OwO pwinces. -CAESAW. UwU Cowawds die many xDD times before theiw ^.^ deaths; -The ÚwÚ vawiant never ÚwÚ taste >_> of death uWu but ^-^ once. -x3 Of >w< aww OwO the wonders UwU that I ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have heard, -^w^ It uWu seems ^-^ to me UwU most ÚwÚ stwange UwU that x3 men shouwd ;;w;; feaw ->_< Seeing UwU that >_< death, :3 a nyecessawy end, -uWu Wiww come when ^.^ it uWu wiww come. - -;;w;; We-entew Sewvant. - -What uWu say OwO the >_< auguwews? -SERVANT. ^.^ They would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you ^-^ to :33 stiw :3 fowth ^w^ today. -Plucking OwO the entrails >_> of OwO an uWu offewing >w< fowth, -^.^ They :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find :3 a OwO heawt within OwO the beast. -CAESAW. The UwU gods ^-^ do :3 this in ÚwÚ shame >_> of cowardice. -Caesar shouwd >w< be :3 a beast ^-^ without :3 a OwO heawt ->w< If ^.^ he shouwd stay at UwU home ^.^ today uWu fow fear. -No, Caesar uWu shaww not. Dangew knows :33 fuww ;;w;; weww -:33 That Caesar :3 is ^-^ mowe dangewous than ^w^ he. -We awe two ^.^ wions wittew'd in ^-^ onye day, -And I OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe terrible. -And Caesar uWu shaww >w< go fowth. -OwO CAWPUWNyIA. ^.^ Awas, my lord, -Your OwO wisdom :3 is ^w^ consumed in :33 confidence. -Do ^.^ nyot >w< go :3 fowth ^w^ today. ^-^ Caww ^.^ it my ;;w;; feaw -:33 That >_< keeps you in OwO the house ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< own. ->w< We'ww ^-^ send >_< Mawk Antony ^-^ to OwO the Senate :33 House, -And ^.^ he uWu shaww uWu say you awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ^w^ today. ->_> Wet uWu me, x3 upon my xDD knyee, :33 pwevaiw in ÚwÚ this. -CAESAW. >_< Mawk Antony uWu shaww uWu say I x3 am ^.^ nyot well, -And, uWu fow >w< thy humow, I uWu wiww stay at UwU home. - -x3 Entew uWu Decius. - -Here's ^-^ Decius Bwutus, ^.^ he uWu shaww tell them ÚwÚ so. ->_> DECIUS. Caesaw, >w< aww hail! Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< wowthy Caesaw! -I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you ^-^ to OwO the Senate >_< House. -CAESAW. And you awe come in vewy x3 happy UwU time -ÚwÚ To bear my greeting ^-^ to OwO the xDD senyatows -And tell them UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come ^w^ today. -Cannyot, :3 is fawse, ÚwÚ and UwU that I dare ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; fawsew: -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come ^w^ today. >_> Teww them so, uWu Decius. -OwO CAWPUWNyIA. Say ^.^ he :3 is sick. -CAESAW. :33 Shaww Caesar ^-^ send :3 a wie? ->_< Have I in :3 conquest stwetch'd >_< minye arm OwO so :3 faw -ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< afeawd ^-^ to tell xDD gweybeawds OwO the truth? ->w< Decius, >w< go tell them Caesar uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come. ->_> DECIUS. uWu Most :3 mighty Caesaw, let me xDD knyow >w< some ^-^ cause, -Lest I >w< be ^.^ waugh'd at when I tell them ÚwÚ so. -CAESAW. The cause :3 is in my wiww: I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD come, -:33 That :3 is enough ^-^ to xDD satisfy OwO the Senate. -But, uWu fow >_> youw pwivate satisfaction, -xDD Because I love you, I uWu wiww let you know. -Calpurnia ;;w;; hewe, my xDD wife, ^w^ stays me at >_< home; -She dreamt tonight ^.^ she ^-^ saw my uWu statue, ->w< Which, >_< wike :3 a >_< fountain with OwO an ^-^ hundwed >w< spouts, -OwO Did run ÚwÚ puwe blood, ÚwÚ and many >w< wusty Womans -Came :33 smiwing ÚwÚ and >_> did bathe theiw ^.^ hands in it. -And ^.^ these OwO does ^.^ she OwO appwy uWu fow warnings ÚwÚ and >w< powtents -And x3 eviws imminent, ÚwÚ and uWu on xDD hew knee -;;w;; Hath begg'd UwU that I uWu wiww stay at UwU home ^w^ today. ->_> DECIUS. :3 This ^-^ dweam :3 is >w< aww ÚwÚ amiss ;;w;; intewpweted; -^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< vision fair ÚwÚ and ^-^ fowtunyate. -Your >_> statue spouting UwU bwood in many ^.^ pipes, -UwU In ;;w;; which OwO so many :33 smiwing Womans >_> bathed, -x3 Signyifies UwU that ^-^ fwom you gweat >_> Wome uWu shaww x3 suck -Reviving blood, ÚwÚ and UwU that gweat x3 men uWu shaww press ->_< Fow :3 tinctuwes, ^.^ stains, :33 wewics, ÚwÚ and >_< cognyizance. -:3 This uWu by >_< Cawpuwnyia's ^-^ dweam :3 is signified. -CAESAW. And :3 this uWu way ^.^ have you ;;w;; weww >w< expounded it. ->_> DECIUS. I x3 have, when you ^.^ have heard what I can >w< say. -And xDD knyow ^.^ it nyow, OwO the Senate ^.^ have concwuded -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :3 this :3 day :3 a :3 cwown ^-^ to :3 mighty Caesar. ->w< If you uWu shaww ^-^ send them >_> wowd you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD come, -Their ^w^ minds ^-^ may change. UwU Besides, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD mock -;;w;; Apt ^-^ to >w< be wendew'd, uWu fow >_> someonye ^-^ to uWu say -xDD "Bweak OwO up OwO the Senate ÚwÚ tiww another UwU time, -When Caesar's UwU wife uWu shaww ^.^ meet with better dweams." ->w< If Caesar hide himself, uWu shaww uWu they ^.^ nyot whisper -"Wo, Caesar :3 is afraid"? -Pawdon uWu me, Caesaw, uWu fow my dear dear love -ÚwÚ To >_> youw proceeding >_< bids me tell you this, -And reason ^-^ to my love :3 is xDD wiabwe. -CAESAW. OwO How foowish ^-^ do >_> youw ^-^ feaws ÚwÚ seem nyow, Cawpuwnyia! -I x3 am OwO ashamed I >_> did ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^.^ them. ->w< Give me my wobe, uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ go. - -x3 Entew Pubwius, Bwutus, Ligarius, ^-^ Metewwus, Casca, -;;w;; Twebonyius, ÚwÚ and >w< Cinnya. - -And ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe :33 Pubwius :3 is come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch >_> me. -PUBWIUS. Good morrow,Caesar. -CAESAW. Wewcome, >_> Pubwius. ->_> What, Bwutus, awe you stirr'd OwO so >_< eawwy too? -Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ Casca. ^-^ Caius Ligarius, -Caesar ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so >w< much >_> youw enemy -UwU As UwU that >_> same ague ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath :3 made you lean. -What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? -BWUTUS. Caesaw, 'tis strucken eight. -CAESAW. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw x3 pains ÚwÚ and courtesy. - -x3 Entew x3 Antony. - -^w^ See, ^.^ Antony, UwU that >_> wevews wong o' OwO nyights, -^-^ Is x3 nyotwithstanding :33 up. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 Antony. -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So ^-^ to UwU most x3 nyobwe Caesar. -CAESAW. UwU Bid them :33 pwepawe within. -I x3 am ^-^ to blame ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus waited OwO fow. -Nyow, OwO Cinnya; nyow, Metellus; what, ;;w;; Twebonyius, -I ^.^ have OwO an hour's talk in ^.^ stowe uWu fow OwO you; -Wemembew UwU that you caww uWu on me xDD today; -Be ;;w;; nyeaw uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may wemembew you. -^.^ TWEBONyIUS. Caesaw, I uWu wiww. uWu [Aside.] And OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw uWu wiww I >w< be -:33 That >_> youw :33 best fwiends uWu shaww ^w^ wish I xDD had >_< been >_< fuwthew. -CAESAW. Good fwiends, >w< go in ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taste >w< some xDD winye with uWu me, -And ^-^ we >_< wike fwiends uWu wiww ^-^ stwaightway >w< go >w< togethew. -BWUTUS. uWu [Aside.] :33 That every >_< wike :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 same, :3 O Caesaw, -The OwO heawt >_> of Bwutus >_< yeawns ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon! OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD Capitow. - -x3 Entew Awtemidowus, reading >w< papew. - -^w^ AWTEMIDOWUS. "Caesaw, UwU bewawe >_> of OwO Bwutus; UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of ;;w;; Cassius; come -^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw :3 Casca; ^.^ have OwO an eye ^-^ to OwO Cinnya; xDD twust ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Twebonyius; mark -;;w;; weww Metellus Cimbew; ^-^ Decius Bwutus loves ÚwÚ thee not; :3 thou x3 hast ->_< wwonged ^-^ Caius uWu Wigawius. Thewe :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye :33 mind in >w< aww ^.^ these ^-^ men, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is bent x3 against Caesar. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ immowtaw, ÚwÚ wook -about you. :3 Secuwity gives uWu way ^-^ to xDD conspiwacy. The :3 mighty UwU gods -^w^ defend thee! -x3 Thy ^.^ wuvw, Artemidorus." -;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I ^.^ stand ÚwÚ tiww Caesar xDD pass awong, -And as :3 a OwO suitow uWu wiww I ^w^ give him ÚwÚ this. -UwU My OwO heawt laments UwU that :3 viwtue cannyot live -Out >_> of OwO the UwU teeth >_> of OwO emuwation. ->w< If :3 thou ;;w;; wead this, :3 O Caesaw, :3 thou ^.^ mayest :3 wive; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the :3 Fates with ^-^ twaitows ^-^ do ;;w;; contwive. UwU Exit. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_> same street, before OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Bwutus. - -x3 Entew OwO Powtia ÚwÚ and Wucius. - -PORTIA. I ;;w;; pwithee, OwO boy, run ^-^ to OwO the Senate ÚwÚ House; -uWu Stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew uWu me, uWu but >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou stay? -UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ To xDD knyow my ^-^ ewwand, ÚwÚ madam. -PORTIA. I would ^.^ have xDD had ÚwÚ thee there, ÚwÚ and here uWu again, -Ewe I can tell ÚwÚ thee what :3 thou shouldst ^-^ do ^.^ thewe. -:3 O ^.^ constancy, >w< be >w< stwong x3 upon my OwO side! -ÚwÚ Set :3 a huge ^.^ mountain ^w^ 'tween my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and uWu tongue! -I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ man's UwU mind, uWu but :3 a :3 woman's ^-^ might. -OwO How ^-^ hawd ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow >w< women ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_< counsew! -Awt :3 thou here :3 yet? -UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Madam, what shouwd I x3 do? -Wun ^-^ to OwO the Capitow, ÚwÚ and nyothing xDD ewse? -And OwO so xDD wetuwn ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and nyothing xDD ewse? -PORTIA. x3 Yes, bwing me ;;w;; wowd, OwO boy, ^-^ if >w< thy lord ÚwÚ wook well, ->_< Fow ^.^ he went sickly fowth; ÚwÚ and UwU take good ^-^ nyote -What Caesar :33 doth, what suitows press ^-^ to >_> him. -Hawk, OwO boy, what ^w^ nyoise :3 is ÚwÚ that? -UwU WUCIUS. I hear x3 nyonye, ÚwÚ madam. -PORTIA. Prithee, listen :33 weww. -I heard :3 a ^w^ bustwing OwO wumow >_< wike :3 a fray, -And OwO the ^.^ wind brings ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD Capitow. -UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Sooth, UwU madam, I hear nothing. - -x3 Entew OwO the :33 Soothsayew. - -PORTIA. Come hithew, fellow; -^w^ Which uWu way x3 hast :3 thou :3 been? -SOOTHSAYER. ^.^ At >_< minye >_> own OwO house, good >_< wady. -PORTIA. What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? -SOOTHSAYER. About OwO the nyinth xDD houw, >_< wady. -PORTIA. ^-^ Is Caesar ÚwÚ yet gonye ^-^ to OwO the Capitol? -SOOTHSAYER. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ nyot >_> yet. I >w< go ^-^ to UwU take my ^.^ stand -ÚwÚ To UwU see him xDD pass uWu on ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. -PORTIA. Thou x3 hast >w< some suit ^-^ to Caesaw, x3 hast :3 thou not? -SOOTHSAYER. :33 That I x3 have, >_< wady. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease Caesar -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so good ^-^ to Caesar as ^-^ to hear uWu me, -I uWu shaww uWu beseech him ^-^ to UwU befwiend :3 himsewf. -PORTIA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^-^ any harm's intended towards OwO him? -SOOTHSAYER. None UwU that I xDD knyow uWu wiww ^.^ be, >w< much UwU that I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ may chance. -Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you. ;;w;; Hewe OwO the uWu stweet :3 is narrow, -The UwU thwong UwU that UwU fowwows Caesar at OwO the heels, -x3 Of senators, >_> of x3 pwaetows, ^w^ common >_< suitows, -uWu Wiww cwowd :3 a feebwe man ^w^ awmost ^-^ to :33 death. -I'll >_< get me ^-^ to :3 a place ^-^ mowe UwU void ÚwÚ and there -^w^ Speak ^-^ to gweat Caesar as ^.^ he comes awong. UwU Exit. -PORTIA. I >w< must >w< go in. ^w^ Ay uWu me, how uWu weak :3 a xDD thing -The OwO heawt >_> of ^-^ woman ÚwÚ is! :3 O Bwutus, -The uWu heavens ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ thee in UwU thinye enterprise! -Suwe, OwO the :3 boy heard >_> me. Bwutus ;;w;; hath :3 a suit -:33 That Caesar uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> gwant. :33 O, I gwow UwU faint. -Wun, >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to my ^w^ wowd; -Say I x3 am ^-^ mewwy. Come ^-^ to me uWu again, -And bwing me >_> wowd what ^.^ he doth uWu say ^-^ to thee. ->_< Exeunt sevewawwy. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Rome. Before OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; OwO the Senate ^.^ sitting above. -OwO A cwowd >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, UwU among them >_< Awtemidowus ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 Soothsayew. - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew Caesaw, Bwutus, Cassius, Casca, >w< Decius, ^-^ Metewwus, -;;w;; Twebonyius, Cinnya, ^.^ Antony, Lepidus, >_> Popiwius, Pubwius, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. - -CAESAW. The >_< ides >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch awe come. -SOOTHSAYER. >w< Ay, Caesaw, uWu but ^.^ nyot gone. -OwO A Hail, Caesaw! x3 Wead :3 this schedule. ->_> DECIUS. Trebonius doth desiwe you ^-^ to o'ew ^.^ wead, -^.^ At >_> youw :33 best leisure, :3 this his humbwe ;;w;; suit. -^w^ AWTEMIDOWUS. :3 O Caesaw, ;;w;; wead >_< minye :33 fiwst, uWu fow mine's :3 a suit -:33 That UwU touches Caesar ^.^ nyeawew. x3 Wead it, gweat Caesar. -CAESAW. What UwU touches OwO us ouwsewf uWu shaww >w< be last ^w^ sewved. -^w^ AWTEMIDOWUS. x3 Deway ;;w;; nyot, xDD Caesaw; ;;w;; wead ^.^ it instantly. -CAESAW. >_> What, :3 is OwO the :3 fewwow >_> mad? -PUBWIUS. Sirrah, ^w^ give :3 pwace. -UwU CASSIUS. >_> What, :3 uwge you >_> youw OwO petitions in OwO the UwU stweet? -Come ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. - -Caesar :33 goes OwO up ^-^ to OwO the Senate :33 House, OwO the west OwO fowwow. - -POPIWIUS. I ^w^ wish >_> youw enterprise ^.^ today ^-^ may x3 thwive. -UwU CASSIUS. What OwO entewpwise, Popiwius? -POPIWIUS. Fawe you :33 weww. -ÚwÚ Advances ^-^ to Caesar. -BWUTUS. What ^w^ said UwU Popiwius Lena? -UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 wish'd ^.^ today ^-^ ouw enterprise UwU might x3 thwive. -I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw OwO puwpose :3 is ^w^ discuvwed. -BWUTUS. Look, how ^.^ he makes ^-^ to Caesar. >_< Mawk >_> him. -UwU CASSIUS. Casca, -Be >_> sudden, uWu fow ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw UwU pwevention. -Bwutus, what uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; donye? >w< If :3 this >w< be ;;w;; knyown, -^w^ Cassius ^w^ ow Caesar never uWu shaww xDD tuwn ^w^ back, ->_< Fow I uWu wiww ^.^ sway ^-^ mysewf. -BWUTUS. Cassius, >w< be OwO constant. -UwU Popiwius Lena ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ ouw puwposes; ->_< Fow, look, ^.^ he smiles, ÚwÚ and Caesar doth ^.^ nyot change. -UwU CASSIUS. Trebonius knows his UwU time, for, ÚwÚ wook you, Bwutus, -ÚwÚ He dwaws >_< Mawk Antony >_< out >_> of OwO the way. ->_< Exeunt Antony ÚwÚ and Trebonius. ->_> DECIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is Metellus Cimbew? >_> Wet him -And ÚwÚ pwesentwy :33 pwefew his suit ^-^ to Caesar. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is addwess'd; press ;;w;; nyeaw ÚwÚ and uWu second >_> him. -^-^ CINNyA. Casca, you awe OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that weaws >_> youw hand. -CAESAW. uWu Awe ^-^ we >w< aww ready? What :3 is :3 nyow ÚwÚ amiss -:33 That Caesar ÚwÚ and his Senate >w< must wedwess? -^.^ METEWWUS. uWu Most high, UwU most >w< mighty, ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu puissant Caesaw, -Metellus :33 Cimbew throws before >w< thy x3 seat -An humbwe ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ Knyeews. -CAESAW. I >w< must >w< pwevent ^.^ thee, :33 Cimbew. -^.^ These ÚwÚ couchings ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >_> wowwy couwtesies -OwO Might x3 fiwe OwO the UwU bwood >_> of ordinary x3 men -And xDD tuwn pweowdinyance ÚwÚ and ^.^ fiwst decree -x3 Into OwO the OwO waw >_> of children. Be ^.^ nyot OwO fond -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think UwU that Caesar uWu beaws such rebel UwU bwood -:33 That uWu wiww >w< be thaw'd ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO twue ;;w;; quawity -x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which xDD mewteth uWu foows- I UwU mean ^w^ sweet x3 wowds, -uWu Wow-cwooked couwt'sies, ÚwÚ and base ^.^ spanyiew-fawnying. -x3 Thy bwothew uWu by decree :3 is banyished. ->w< If :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ bend ÚwÚ and pray ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawn uWu fow ^w^ him, -I x3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a >_> cuw >_< out >_> of my way. -Knyow, Caesar doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ wwong, :3 nyow ^-^ without cause -uWu Wiww ^.^ he >w< be >_> satisfied. -^.^ METEWWUS. ^-^ Is there nyo >w< voice ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy than my own, -ÚwÚ To :33 sound ^-^ mowe OwO sweetwy in gweat Caesar's ear ->_< Fow OwO the ^w^ wepeawing >_> of my banish'd xDD bwothew? -BWUTUS. I ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy ;;w;; hand, uWu but ^.^ nyot in fwattewy, Caesaw, ->_> Desiwing ÚwÚ thee UwU that :33 Pubwius :33 Cimbew ^-^ may ->_< Have OwO an immediate freedom >_> of wepeaw. -CAESAW. >_> What, >_> Bwutus? -UwU CASSIUS. >_> Pawdon, Caesaw! Caesaw, :33 pawdon! -UwU As low as ^-^ to >w< thy foot doth ^w^ Cassius ^-^ faww -ÚwÚ To UwU beg enfwanchisement uWu fow :33 Pubwius :33 Cimbew. -CAESAW. I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww moved, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe as OwO you; ->w< If I :33 couwd pray ^-^ to UwU muv, ;;w;; pwayews would move me; -But I x3 am ;;w;; constant as OwO the nyowthewn >_< staw, -x3 Of uWu whose UwU twue-fix'd ÚwÚ and >_> westing ;;w;; quawity -Thewe :3 is nyo :3 fewwow in OwO the uWu fiwmament. -The >_< skies awe ^w^ painted with :33 unnyumbew'd spawks; -^.^ They awe >w< aww x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye doth shine; -But :33 thewe's uWu but ^-^ onye in >w< aww doth howd his :3 pwace. -^w^ So in OwO the UwU wowwd, 'tis furnish'd ;;w;; weww with ^-^ men, -And x3 men awe ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and blood, ÚwÚ and apprehensive; ->_> Yet in OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew I ^-^ do xDD knyow uWu but ^-^ onye -:33 That unassailable howds uWu on his wank, -xDD Unshaked >_> of motion; ÚwÚ and UwU that I x3 am >_< he, ->_> Wet me :3 a wittwe show it, x3 even in ^.^ this; -:33 That I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; constant :33 Cimbew shouwd >w< be banish'd, -And ;;w;; constant ^-^ do >_< wemain ^-^ to ^-^ keep him ÚwÚ so. -^-^ CINNyA. :3 O uWu Caesaw- -CAESAW. :33 Hence! uWu Wiwt :3 thou wift OwO up Olympus? ->_> DECIUS. Great uWu Caesaw- -CAESAW. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot Bwutus :33 bootwess >w< knyeew? -ÚwÚ CASCA. xDD Speak, x3 hands, uWu fow UwU me! -:3 Casca :33 fiwst, then OwO the uWu othew Conspirators -ÚwÚ and Mawcus Bwutus :33 stab Caesar. -CAESAW. Et >w< tu, ^-^ Bwute?- ;;w;; Then fall, Caesaw! ^.^ Dies. -^-^ CINNyA. Liberty! OwO Fweedom! Tywanny :3 is x3 dead! -Wun hence, ^-^ pwocwaim, x3 cwy ^.^ it about OwO the >_< stweets. -UwU CASSIUS. uWu Some ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common xDD puwpits ÚwÚ and x3 cwy >_< out -"Liberty, freedom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ enfwanchisement!" -BWUTUS. People ÚwÚ and senators, >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ affwighted, ->_> Fwy ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ stand still; ambition's >_> debt :3 is >_< paid. -ÚwÚ CASCA. uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the x3 puwpit, ;;w;; Bwutus. ->_> DECIUS. And ^w^ Cassius ^w^ too. -BWUTUS. Where's xDD Pubwius? -^-^ CINNyA. Here, ^-^ quite :33 confounded with :3 this >w< mutiny. -^.^ METEWWUS. Stand fast togethew, west >w< some fwiend >_> of Caesar's -;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ chance- -BWUTUS. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of ÚwÚ standing. Pubwius, good cheew, -Thewe :3 is nyo harm intended ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ pewson, -Nyow ^-^ to nyo Woman >w< ewse. ^w^ So tell ;;w;; them, >_> Pubwius. -UwU CASSIUS. And xDD weave >w< us, Pubwius, west UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe -Wushing uWu on OwO us shouwd ^-^ do >_> youw :3 age >w< some x3 mischief. -BWUTUS. Do so, ÚwÚ and let nyo man >_> abide :3 this deed -But ^-^ we OwO the doews. - -;;w;; We-entew Trebonius. - -UwU CASSIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO Antony? -^.^ TWEBONyIUS. uWu Fwed ^-^ to his house ÚwÚ amazed. -UwU Men, x3 wives, ÚwÚ and chiwdwen stare, x3 cwy out, ÚwÚ and run -UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO doomsday. -BWUTUS. x3 Fates, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD knyow >_> youw ^.^ pweasuwes. -:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww x3 die, ^-^ we know; 'tis uWu but OwO the UwU time -And UwU dwawing >_< days >_< out UwU that x3 men ^.^ stand upon. -UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ cuts x3 off twenty years >_> of life -x3 Cuts x3 off OwO so many years >_> of feawing :33 death. -BWUTUS. >_> Gwant UwU that, ÚwÚ and then :3 is death :3 a benefit; -^w^ So awe ^-^ we Caesar's fwiends UwU that ^.^ have abridged -His UwU time >_> of feawing :33 death. >w< Stoop, uWu Womans, ^-^ stoop, -And let OwO us bathe ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands in Caesar's UwU bwood -:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the >w< ewbows, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; besmeaw ^-^ ouw uWu swowds; -;;w;; Then ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ we >w< fowth, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; mawketpwace, -And waving ^-^ ouw wed weapons o'ew ^-^ ouw UwU heads, -Let's >w< aww cwy, "Peace, freedom, ÚwÚ and >_> wibewty!" -UwU CASSIUS. >_> Stoop then, ÚwÚ and :3 wash. OwO How many >_> ages x3 hence -:33 Shaww :3 this ^-^ ouw lofty scene >w< be acted xDD uvw -UwU In states unborn ÚwÚ and uWu accents ÚwÚ yet UwU unknyown! -BWUTUS. OwO How many xDD times uWu shaww Caesar bleed in sport, -:33 That :3 nyow uWu on Pompey's xDD basis :3 wies ÚwÚ awong -:3 Nyo worthier than OwO the UwU dust! -UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ So ^w^ oft as UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ be, -^w^ So >_< often uWu shaww OwO the knot >_> of OwO us >w< be xDD caww'd -The x3 men UwU that >_> gave theiw ;;w;; countwy :33 wibewty. ->_> DECIUS. >_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ fowth? -UwU CASSIUS. >w< Ay, every man >_> away. -Bwutus uWu shaww ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO gwace his ^.^ heews -x3 With OwO the UwU most >w< bowdest ÚwÚ and :33 best hearts >_> of Rome. - -x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. - -BWUTUS. >_< Soft, ^-^ who comes hewe? OwO A fwiend >_> of UwU Antony's. -SERVANT. ;;w;; Thus, Bwutus, >_> did my ^w^ mastew ;;w;; bid me ÚwÚ knyeew, -ÚwÚ Thus >_> did >_< Mawk Antony ;;w;; bid me ^-^ faww down, -And, being pwostwate, ;;w;; thus ^.^ he bade me xDD say: -Bwutus :3 is noble, ÚwÚ wise, :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and ^-^ honyest; -Caesar ÚwÚ was >w< mighty, bold, :33 woyaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ woving. -Say I love Bwutus ÚwÚ and I honyow him; -Say I >_< feaw'd Caesaw, honor'd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and loved >_> him. ->w< If Bwutus uWu wiww OwO vouchsafe UwU that Antony -May OwO safewy come ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and >w< be wesowved -OwO How Caesar ;;w;; hath >w< desewved ^-^ to lie in >_< death, ->_< Mawk Antony uWu shaww ^.^ nyot love Caesar UwU dead -^w^ So ;;w;; weww as Bwutus living, uWu but uWu wiww follow -The :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and affairs >_> of x3 nyobwe Bwutus -uWu Thowough OwO the hazawds >_> of :3 this ^.^ untwod OwO state -x3 With >w< aww OwO twue ;;w;; faith. ^w^ So :33 says my ^w^ mastew x3 Antony. -BWUTUS. x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 is :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ vawiant Roman; -I never ^w^ thought him >w< wowse. ->_> Teww ^w^ him, OwO so >w< pwease him come x3 unto :3 this place, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied :3 and, uWu by my honor, -Depawt :33 untouch'd. -SERVANT. I'll ÚwÚ fetch him >_> pwesentwy. UwU Exit. -BWUTUS. I xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have him ;;w;; weww ^-^ to >w< fwiend. -UwU CASSIUS. I ^w^ wish ^-^ we >w< may, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have I :3 a :33 mind -:33 That ^-^ feaws him xDD much, ÚwÚ and my misgiving still -OwO Fawws >_< shwewdwy ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. - -;;w;; We-entew x3 Antony. - -BWUTUS. But here comes x3 Antony. Wewcome, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 O :3 mighty Caesaw! Dost :3 thou lie OwO so wow? -uWu Awe >w< aww >w< thy conquests, ÚwÚ gwowies, triumphs, UwU spoiws, -x3 Shwunk ^-^ to :3 this wittwe measure? Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, gentlemen, what you intend, -OwO Who ewse >w< must >w< be let blood, ^-^ who ewse :3 is ÚwÚ wank. ->w< If I ÚwÚ mysewf, there :3 is nyo hour OwO so x3 fit -UwU As Caesar's >_> death's xDD houw, :3 nyow nyo ^.^ instwument -x3 Of half UwU that wowth as x3 those >_> youw uWu swowds, :3 made rich -x3 With OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe UwU bwood >_> of >w< aww :3 this world. -I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_< ye, ^-^ if you bear me xDD hawd, -Nyow, UwU whiwst >_> youw purpled ^.^ hands ^-^ do >_> week ÚwÚ and OwO smoke, -^-^ Fuwfiww >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. Live :3 a ^w^ thousand yeaws, -I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find ^-^ mysewf OwO so :3 apt ^-^ to ^.^ die; -:3 Nyo place uWu wiww >w< pwease me so, nyo :3 means >_> of >_< death, -UwU As here uWu by Caesaw, ÚwÚ and uWu by you ÚwÚ cut OwO off, -The UwU choice ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew uWu spiwits >_> of :3 this age. -BWUTUS. :3 O ^.^ Antony, UwU beg ^.^ nyot >_> youw death >_> of >_< us! -^-^ Though :3 nyow ^-^ we >w< must :3 appeaw bwoody ÚwÚ and cruel, -As, uWu by ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 this ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ act -You UwU see ^-^ we uWu do, ÚwÚ yet UwU see you uWu but ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands -And :3 this OwO the ÚwÚ bweeding ^-^ businyess uWu they ^.^ have >w< donye. -Our hearts you UwU see not; uWu they awe pitifuw; -And ^-^ pity ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :33 wwong >_> of :3 Wome- -UwU As x3 fiwe >_> dwives >_< out fire, OwO so ^-^ pity pity- -;;w;; Hath x3 donye :3 this deed uWu on Caesar. >_< Fow >_> youw UwU pawt, -ÚwÚ To you ^-^ ouw >_> swowds ^.^ have :33 weaden xDD points, >_< Mawk Antony; -Our ÚwÚ awms in OwO stwength >_> of malice, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw hearts -x3 Of ÚwÚ bwothews' tempew, ^-^ do weceive you in -x3 With >w< aww >w< kind love, good ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and x3 wevewence. -UwU CASSIUS. Your >w< voice uWu shaww >w< be as >w< stwong as ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's -UwU In OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of OwO nyew dignities. -BWUTUS. >_> Onwy >w< be uWu patient ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ appeased -The muwtitude, >_> beside themsewves with feaw, -And then ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 dewivew you OwO the cause -UwU Why OwO I, UwU that >_> did love Caesar when I struck ^w^ him, ->_< Have ;;w;; thus proceeded. -^-^ ANTONY. I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw xDD wisdom. ->_> Wet OwO each man render me his bwoody hand. -First, Mawcus Bwutus, uWu wiww I >_< shake with OwO you; -OwO Nyext, ^-^ Caius Cassius, ^-^ do I UwU take >_> youw >w< hand; -Nyow, ^-^ Decius Bwutus, yours; :3 nyow xDD youws, Metellus; -^-^ Youws, OwO Cinnya; :3 and, my ÚwÚ vawiant Casca, yours; -^-^ Though ^w^ wast, ^.^ nyot :33 weast in love, xDD youws, good Trebonius. -:3 Gentwemen xDD aww- alas, what uWu shaww I ^w^ say? -UwU My ÚwÚ cwedit :3 nyow ^-^ stands uWu on such >w< swippewy >w< gwound, -:33 That ^-^ onye >_> of two OwO bad ^-^ ways you >w< must uWu conceit uWu me, -x3 Eithew :3 a cowawd ^w^ ow :3 a uWu fwattewew. -:33 That I >_> did love ^.^ thee, Caesaw, :33 O, 'tis :3 twue! ->w< If then >w< thy spirit ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO us nyow, -:33 Shaww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve ÚwÚ thee ^w^ deawew than >w< thy death -ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< thy Antony :33 making his :3 peace, -Shaking OwO the bwoody fingers >_> of >w< thy uWu foes, -uWu Most xDD nyobwe! UwU In OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of >w< thy ^.^ cowse? -Had I as many eyes as :3 thou x3 hast uWu wounds, -UwU Weeping as fast as uWu they ^w^ stweam :3 fowth >w< thy blood, -^w^ It would ÚwÚ become me better than ^-^ to :33 cwose -UwU In >_> tewms >_> of friendship with UwU thinye enyemies. -Pawdon uWu me, Julius! ;;w;; Hewe >_< wast :3 thou ;;w;; bay'd, bwave >_< hawt, -;;w;; Hewe didst :3 thou fall, ÚwÚ and here >w< thy >_< huntews ^.^ stand, -ÚwÚ Sign'd in >w< thy ^w^ spoiw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cwimson'd in >w< thy Wethe. -:3 O UwU wowwd, :3 thou >_< wast OwO the fowest ^-^ to :3 this >_< hawt, -And this, :3 indeed, :3 O UwU wowwd, OwO the OwO heawt >_> of thee. -OwO How >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; deew strucken uWu by many princes -Dost :3 thou here :33 wie! -UwU CASSIUS. >_< Mawk Antony- -^-^ ANTONY. Pawdon uWu me, ^-^ Caius >w< Cassius. -The >_> enyemies >_> of Caesar uWu shaww uWu say :33 this: ->_> Then, in :3 a OwO fwiend, ^.^ it :3 is x3 cowd ;;w;; modesty. -UwU CASSIUS. I blame you ^.^ nyot uWu fow praising Caesar >w< so; -But what xDD compact UwU mean you ^-^ to ^.^ have with >_> us? -uWu Wiww you >w< be pwick'd in ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends, -Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot depend uWu on you? -^-^ ANTONY. OwO Thewefowe I took >_> youw x3 hands, uWu but ÚwÚ was >_< indeed -:3 Sway'd ^-^ fwom OwO the point uWu by looking ;;w;; down uWu on Caesar. ->_< Fwiends x3 am I with you >w< aww ÚwÚ and love you aww, -:3 Upon :3 this >w< hope UwU that you uWu shaww ^w^ give me reasons -UwU Why ÚwÚ and wherein Caesar ÚwÚ was dangewous. -BWUTUS. Ow ewse ;;w;; wewe :3 this :3 a savage spectacwe. -Our reasons awe OwO so :33 fuww >_> of good ^-^ wegawd -:33 That ;;w;; wewe you, ^.^ Antony, OwO the :3 son >_> of Caesaw, -You shouwd >w< be >_> satisfied. -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ That's >w< aww I >_> seek; -And x3 am xDD moweuvw OwO suitow UwU that I ^-^ may -Pwoduce his ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; mawketpwace, -And in OwO the x3 puwpit, as >_< becomes :3 a OwO fwiend, -^w^ Speak in OwO the owdew >_> of his funyewaw. -BWUTUS. You ^-^ shaww, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. -UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, :3 a >_> wowd with you. ->_> [Aside ^-^ to ^.^ Bwutus.] You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you do. Do ^.^ nyot consent -:33 That Antony speak in his funyewaw. -xDD Knyow you how >w< much OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ muvd -By UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu wiww >_< uttew? -BWUTUS. By >_> youw pawdon, -I uWu wiww ^-^ mysewf OwO into OwO the pulpit :33 fiwst, -And show OwO the reason >_> of ^-^ ouw Caesar's :33 death. -What Antony uWu shaww ÚwÚ speak, I uWu wiww uWu pwotest -ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks uWu by xDD weave ÚwÚ and uWu by uWu pewmission, -And UwU that ^-^ we awe OwO contented Caesar uWu shaww ->_< Have >w< aww OwO twue :3 wites ÚwÚ and lawful uWu cewemonyies. -^w^ It uWu shaww ^w^ advantage ^-^ mowe than ^-^ do OwO us ^.^ wwong. -UwU CASSIUS. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ may fall; I >_< wike ^.^ it not. -BWUTUS. >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, ;;w;; hewe, UwU take you Caesar's ÚwÚ body. -You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot in >_> youw >_> funyewaw OwO speech blame >w< us, -But speak >w< aww good you can devise >_> of Caesaw, -And uWu say you do't uWu by ^-^ ouw uWu pewmission, -Else uWu shaww you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ any hand at >w< aww -About his funyewaw. And you uWu shaww speak -UwU In OwO the >_> same pulpit ÚwÚ wheweto I x3 am going, -:33 Aftew my OwO speech :3 is OwO ended. -^-^ ANTONY. Be ^.^ it so, -I ^-^ do desiwe nyo more. -BWUTUS. Pwepawe OwO the ÚwÚ body then, ÚwÚ and follow ÚwÚ us. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but x3 Antony. -^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, :3 thou ÚwÚ bweeding piece >_> of :3 eawth, -:33 That I x3 am meek ÚwÚ and gentwe with ^.^ these >_< butchews! -Thou art OwO the wuins >_> of OwO the nyobwest man -:33 That >w< evew :33 wived in OwO the >_< tide >_> of x3 times. -^w^ Woe ^-^ to OwO the hand UwU that shed :3 this costly blood! -Over >w< thy wounds :3 nyow ^-^ do I pwophesy -^.^ (Which >_< wike OwO dumb OwO mouths ^-^ do ;;w;; ope theiw uWu wuby lips -ÚwÚ To UwU beg OwO the >w< voice ÚwÚ and uttewance >_> of my x3 tongue) -OwO A ^w^ cuwse uWu shaww ^.^ wight x3 upon OwO the wimbs >_> of ^w^ men; ->_< Domestic :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and fiewce civil stwife -:33 Shaww cumbew >w< aww OwO the pawts >_> of Italy; -Bwood ÚwÚ and destwuction uWu shaww >w< be OwO so in use, -And dreadful x3 objects OwO so familiar, -:33 That mothers uWu shaww uWu but >_> smiwe when uWu they >w< behowd -Their OwO infants :3 quawtew'd with OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of waw; -^-^ Aww ^-^ pity x3 choked with UwU custom >_> of feww >_< deeds, -And Caesar's spirit OwO wanging uWu fow ÚwÚ wevenge, -x3 With ^-^ Ate uWu by his >_> side come ^.^ hot ^-^ fwom >_< heww, -:33 Shaww in ^.^ these confinyes with :3 a monarch's >w< voice -OwO Cwy :33 "Havoc!" ÚwÚ and let :33 swip OwO the ;;w;; dogs >_> of war, -:33 That :3 this ;;w;; fouw deed uWu shaww smell :33 abuv OwO the :3 eawth -x3 With carrion ^-^ men, UwU gwoanying uWu fow buwiaw. - -x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. - -You sewve ^w^ Octavius Caesaw, ^-^ do you not? -SERVANT. I uWu do, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. -^-^ ANTONY. Caesar >_> did wwite uWu fow him ^-^ to come ^-^ to Rome. -SERVANT. ÚwÚ He >_> did weceive his :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^w^ coming, -And ;;w;; bid me uWu say ^-^ to you uWu by >_> wowd >_> of x3 mouth- -:3 O Caesaw! >_< Sees OwO the ÚwÚ body. -^-^ ANTONY. x3 Thy OwO heawt :3 is xDD big; >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_> apawt ÚwÚ and weep. -Passion, I >_> see, :3 is catching, uWu fow >_< minye >_> eyes, ->_< Seeing x3 those uWu beads >_> of UwU sowwow ^.^ stand in thinye, -^w^ Began ^-^ to watew. ^-^ Is >w< thy ^w^ mastew :33 coming? -SERVANT. ÚwÚ He :3 wies tonight within :3 seven leagues >_> of Rome. -^-^ ANTONY. x3 Post xDD back with ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ and tell him what ;;w;; hath >w< chanced. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ mouwnying Wome, :3 a dangewous Wome, -:3 Nyo >_> Wome >_> of >_> safety uWu fow ^w^ Octavius yet; -Hie hence, ÚwÚ and tell him ÚwÚ so. >_> Yet stay uWu awhiwe, -Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD back ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye :3 this cowse -x3 Into OwO the marketplace. Thewe uWu shaww I :33 twy, -UwU In my ;;w;; owation, how OwO the ^w^ peopwe UwU take -The x3 cwuew xDD issue >_> of ^.^ these bwoody ^-^ men, ->_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ shawt :3 discouwse -ÚwÚ To x3 young ^w^ Octavius >_> of OwO the OwO state >_> of ;;w;; things. -;;w;; Wend me >_> youw hand. >_< Exeunt with Caesar's ÚwÚ body. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The ^-^ Fowum. - -x3 Entew Bwutus ÚwÚ and Cassius, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU thwong >_> of ;;w;; Citizens. - -CITIZENS. We uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! >_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! -BWUTUS. ;;w;; Then follow me ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me :33 audience, >_< fwiends. -Cassius, >w< go you OwO into OwO the uWu othew uWu stweet -And part OwO the x3 nyumbews. -Those UwU that uWu wiww hear me ÚwÚ speak, let >w< 'em stay xDD hewe; -Those UwU that uWu wiww follow Cassius, >w< go with him; -And uWu pubwic reasons uWu shaww >w< be wendewed -x3 Of Caesar's :33 death. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I uWu wiww hear Bwutus speak. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. I uWu wiww hear ^w^ Cassius ÚwÚ and compawe theiw uWu weasons, -When :3 sevewawwy ^-^ we hear them ^w^ wendewed. -Exit Cassius, with >w< some ;;w;; Citizens. -Bwutus :33 goes OwO into OwO the xDD puwpit. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. The x3 nyobwe Bwutus :3 is UwU ascended. :33 Siwence! -BWUTUS. Be uWu patient ÚwÚ tiww OwO the :33 wast. -uWu Womans, countrymen, ÚwÚ and lovers! >w< Heaw me uWu fow my ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and >w< be -silent, UwU that you ^-^ may heaw. >_< Bewieve me uWu fow >_< minye honor, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ->_< wespect ^-^ to >_< minye honor, UwU that you ^-^ may bewieve. :3 Censuwe me in >_> youw -;;w;; wisdom, ÚwÚ and :33 awake >_> youw ^w^ senses, UwU that you ^-^ may OwO the better :33 judge. >w< If -there >w< be ^-^ any in :3 this assembly, ^-^ any dear fwiend >_> of Caesar's, ^-^ to -him I uWu say UwU that ^w^ Bwutus' love ^-^ to Caesar ÚwÚ was nyo less than ^-^ his. >w< If -then UwU that fwiend >_> demand x3 why Bwutus wose x3 against Caesaw, :3 this :3 is -my OwO answew: :3 Nyot UwU that I loved Caesar ^.^ wess, uWu but UwU that I loved >_> Wome -more. Had you wathew Caesar ;;w;; wewe :3 wiving ÚwÚ and die >w< aww ;;w;; swaves, than -UwU that Caesar ;;w;; wewe UwU dead ^-^ to live >w< aww UwU fweemen? UwU As Caesar loved uWu me, I -weep uWu fow him; as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< fowtunyate, I uWu wejoice at xDD it; as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was -:3 vawiant, I honyow him; uWu but as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, I slew >_> him. Thewe -:3 is ;;w;; teaws uWu fow his love, ^.^ joy uWu fow his OwO fowtunye, honyow uWu fow his vawow, -ÚwÚ and death uWu fow his x3 ambition. OwO Who :3 is here OwO so base UwU that would >w< be :3 a -bondman? >w< If >_< any, ÚwÚ speak, uWu fow him ^.^ have I ;;w;; offended. OwO Who :3 is here OwO so -wude UwU that would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a >_< Woman? >w< If >_< any, ÚwÚ speak, uWu fow him ^.^ have I -;;w;; offended. OwO Who :3 is here OwO so :3 viwe UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot love his countwy? >w< If ->_< any, ÚwÚ speak, uWu fow him ^.^ have I ;;w;; offended. I :3 pause uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ wepwy. -ALL. None, Bwutus, none. -BWUTUS. ;;w;; Then UwU nyonye ^.^ have I ;;w;; offended. I ^.^ have x3 donye nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to Caesar -than you uWu shaww ^-^ do ^-^ to ;;w;; Bwutus. The xDD question >_> of his death :3 is -:33 enwowwed in OwO the Capitow, his >_> gwowy ^.^ nyot extenyuated, wherein ^.^ he ÚwÚ was -x3 wowthy, :3 nyow his xDD offenses ÚwÚ enfowced, uWu fow ;;w;; which ^.^ he x3 suffewed :33 death. - -x3 Entew Antony ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with Caesar's ÚwÚ body. - -;;w;; Hewe comes his body, mourned uWu by >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, :3 who, >w< though ^.^ he xDD had -nyo hand in his >_< death, uWu shaww weceive OwO the benefit >_> of his >_< dying, :3 a -place in OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, as ;;w;; which >_> of you uWu shaww not? x3 With :3 this I -ÚwÚ depawt- UwU that, as I slew my :33 best >_> wuvw uWu fow OwO the good >_> of Wome, I -^.^ have OwO the >_> same dagger uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, when ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease my ;;w;; countwy -^-^ to :3 nyeed my :33 death. -ALL. x3 Wive, Bwutus, live, wive! -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_< Bwing him with ;;w;; twiumph UwU home x3 unto his >_< house. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< Give him :3 a >_> statue with his ancestows. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_> Wet him >w< be Caesar. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Caesar's better pawts -:33 Shaww >w< be xDD cwown'd in ;;w;; Bwutus. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww bwing him ^-^ to his house with shouts ÚwÚ and +CASSIUS. Who :33 offewed ^.^ him x3 the crown? +CASCA. Why, Antony. +^w^ BWUTUS. Teww >_> us x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :33 it, ^-^ gentwe Casca. +CASCA. UwU I ^.^ can >_< as weww be :33 hang'd >_< as tell x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :3 it. ^.^ It UwU was +mere >_> foowewy; UwU I uWu did nyot mark :3 it. UwU I saw >_> Mawk OwO Antony offer ^.^ him :3 a +>_< cwown (yet uWu 'twas nyot :3 a >_< cwown nyeithew, uWu 'twas one of these +cowonyets) x3 and, >_< as UwU I told UwU you, ^.^ he put >w< it ^.^ by OwO once. OwO But fow aww +:3 that, to x3 my uWu thinking, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have xDD had :3 it. UwU Then ^.^ he :33 offewed +>w< it to ^.^ him again; xDD then ^.^ he put >w< it ^.^ by ;;w;; again. But, to x3 my uWu thinking, ^.^ he +UwU was xDD vewy loath to uWu way :33 his x3 fingews x3 off :3 it. xDD And xDD then ^.^ he :33 offewed >w< it +x3 the thiwd time; ^.^ he put >w< it x3 the thiwd time ;;w;; by; ÚwÚ and still >_< as ^.^ he +>w< wefused :33 it, x3 the >_< wabbwement hooted ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwapped uWu theiw ^w^ chopped ^.^ hands +ÚwÚ and OwO thwew x3 up uWu theiw x3 sweaty >w< nyightcaps ÚwÚ and uttered xDD such :3 a deal of +>w< stinking UwU bweath uWu because Caesaw >w< wefused x3 the >_< cwown :3 that >w< it xDD had +almost ^.^ choked ÚwÚ Caesaw, fow ^.^ he swounded ÚwÚ and UwU feww down uWu at :3 it. xDD And +fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I x3 duwst nyot laugh fow feaw of >w< openying x3 my lips +ÚwÚ and ^w^ weceiving x3 the :33 bad air. +CASSIUS. But, OwO soft, UwU I pray UwU you, x3 what, uWu did :33 Caesaws wound? +CASCA. >w< He UwU feww down uWu in x3 the marketplace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ foamed uWu at xDD mouth ÚwÚ and UwU was +speechwess. +^w^ BWUTUS. 'Tis xDD vewy >_> wike. >w< He hath x3 the falling sicknyess. +CASSIUS. :3 Nyo, Caesaw hath >w< it >_> nyot, >_> but UwU you, ÚwÚ and I, +xDD And xDD honyest >w< Casca, ^.^ we uWu have x3 the falling sicknyess. +CASCA. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by :3 that, >_> but UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe Caesaw UwU feww +down. ;;w;; If x3 the tagrag OwO peopwe uWu did nyot >_< cwap ^.^ him ÚwÚ and xDD hiss ^.^ him +accowding >_< as ^.^ he ^w^ pweased ÚwÚ and ^w^ dispweased ÚwÚ them, >_< as ;;w;; they use to UwU do +x3 the >_< pwayews uWu in x3 the >_> theatwe, UwU I ^w^ am nyo true man. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What uWu said ^.^ he when ^.^ he ^-^ came >w< unto :33 himsewf? +CASCA. OwO Mawwy, >w< befowe ^.^ he UwU feww ;;w;; down, when ^.^ he OwO pewceived x3 the ^w^ common +hewd UwU was uWu gwad ^.^ he >w< wefused x3 the :3 cwown, ^.^ he ^w^ pwucked ;;w;; me ^w^ ope :33 his ^w^ doubwet +ÚwÚ and :33 offewed them :33 his ^w^ thwoat to cut. ^-^ An xDD had :33 been :3 a x3 man of xDD any +occupation, >_> if UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have :33 taken ^.^ him uWu at :3 a word, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I +^w^ might OwO go to heww ^-^ among x3 the >_< wogues. xDD And UwU so ^.^ he x3 feww. x3 When ^.^ he ^-^ came +to >_< himsewf OwO again, ^.^ he said, >_> if ^.^ he xDD had donye ow uWu said ;;w;; anything xDD amiss, +^.^ he ÚwÚ desiwed uWu theiw worships to think >w< it UwU was :33 his infiwmity. Thwee ow +fouw UwU wenches :3 whewe UwU I :33 stood cwied, "Alas, ÚwÚ good soul!" ÚwÚ and forgave +^.^ him with aww uWu theiw >w< heawts. OwO But there's nyo :3 heed to be :33 taken of +OwO them; >_> if Caesaw xDD had stabbed uWu theiw mothews, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have donye +nyo :3 wess. +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And ÚwÚ aftew :3 that ^.^ he came, OwO thus :3 sad, ÚwÚ away? +CASCA. uWu Ay. +CASSIUS. Did Cicero >_> say >_> anything? +CASCA. Ay, ^.^ he ^-^ spoke Greek. +CASSIUS. ;;w;; To >_> what ^.^ effect? +CASCA. Nyay, >w< an UwU I tell xDD you :3 that, I'll ^w^ nye'ew wook xDD you :33 i' x3 the OwO face +again; >_> but UwU those :3 that ^-^ undewstood ^.^ him UwU smiwed uWu at one anyothew ÚwÚ and +>_> shook uWu theiw heads; >_> but fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, >w< it UwU was Gweek to x3 me. UwU I +couwd tell xDD you ^.^ mowe nyews ^w^ too: ÚwÚ Mawuwwus ÚwÚ and :33 Fwavius, fow pulling +^.^ scawfs x3 off Caesar's ;;w;; images, OwO awe put to x3 siwence. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +>_> Thewe UwU was ^.^ mowe foowewy ^w^ yet, >_> if couwd remember :3 it. +CASSIUS. Will xDD you UwU sup with ;;w;; me tonyight, :33 Casca? +CASCA. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^w^ am promised forth. +CASSIUS. Will xDD you ÚwÚ dinye with ;;w;; me tomowwow? +CASCA. Ay, >_> if UwU I be ^.^ awive, ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^-^ mind OwO howd, ÚwÚ and x3 youw dinner ^.^ wowth +x3 the uWu eating. +CASSIUS. OwO Good, UwU I xDD wiww >_< expect OwO you. +CASCA. Do >_> so, farewell, xDD both. ÚwÚ Exit. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What :3 a >w< bwunt fewwow >_> is ÚwÚ this grown to OwO be! +>w< He UwU was ^w^ quick mettle when ^.^ he OwO went to school. +CASSIUS. ^w^ So >_> is ^.^ he nyow uWu in :33 execution +Of xDD any bold ow x3 nyobwe entewpwise, +UwU Howevew ^.^ he puts on ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ tawdy fowm. +This wudenyess >_> is :3 a UwU sauce to :33 his ÚwÚ good ^w^ wit, +>_< Which ;;w;; gives ;;w;; men stomach to digest :33 his wowds +With xDD bettew ÚwÚ appetite. +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And UwU so >w< it >w< is. For ÚwÚ this time UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave OwO you. +Tomowwow, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease to speak with uWu me, +UwU I xDD wiww come ^.^ home to UwU you, or, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, +:3 Come ^.^ home to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww wait fow OwO you. +CASSIUS. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. Tiww >w< then, think of x3 the wowwd. +uWu Exit Brutus. +xDD Weww, >_> Bwutus, xDD thou awt noble; ^w^ yet, UwU I >_> see +x3 Thy ;;w;; honyowabwe mettle OwO may be ;;w;; wwought +Fwom :3 that >w< it >_> is disposed; >_< thewefowe >w< it >_> is :3 meet +:33 That x3 nyobwe minds >_< keep OwO evew with uWu theiw likes; +For who UwU so >w< fiwm :3 that ;;w;; cannyot be xDD seduced? +Caesaw xDD doth UwU beaw ;;w;; me hawd, >_> but ^.^ he loves Brutus. +;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe Brutus nyow ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 wewe OwO Cassius, +>w< He >_> shouwd nyot humor x3 me. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ this night, +^w^ In sevewaw ^.^ hands, uWu in uWu at :33 his ^w^ windows thwow, +;;w;; As >_> if ;;w;; they ^-^ came from sevewaw uWu citizens, +Wwitings, aww tending to x3 the great opinyion +:33 That ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ howds of :33 his :33 nyame, wherein ^w^ obscuwewy +Caesar's ^-^ ambition UwU shaww be glanced at. +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ this wet Caesaw uWu seat ^.^ him sure; +For ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; shake :3 him, ow xDD wowse OwO days enduwe. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A :33 stweet. Thunder ÚwÚ and >_< wightnying. + +OwO Entew, from opposite :33 sides, >w< Casca, with :33 his xDD swowd x3 dwawn, ÚwÚ and Cicero. + +>w< CICEWO. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ even, Casca. Bwought xDD you Caesaw ^w^ home? +Why OwO awe xDD you breathless, ÚwÚ and >w< why stare xDD you so? +CASCA. ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you UwU muvd, when aww x3 the xDD sway of ^.^ eawth +OwO Shakes ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ thing unfirm? x3 O ^.^ Cicewo, +UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 tempests when x3 the scolding >_< winds +:3 Have >_< wived x3 the ^.^ knyotty uWu oaks, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have :3 seen +uWu The :3 ambitious xDD ocean sweww ÚwÚ and xDD wage ÚwÚ and foam +;;w;; To be >_< exawted with x3 the ^.^ thweatenying >_> cwouds, +OwO But >_< nyevew >w< tiww tonyight, >_< nyevew >w< tiww now, +Did UwU I OwO go ^w^ thwough :3 a UwU tempest uWu dwopping >_> fiwe. +^-^ Eithew there >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ civiw uWu stwife uWu in ^.^ heaven, +:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 the wowwd ^w^ too ^w^ saucy with x3 the gods +Incenses them to >_> send ^.^ destwuction. +>w< CICEWO. Why, saw xDD you ;;w;; anything ^.^ mowe >_> wondewfuw? +CASCA. ^-^ A ^w^ common slave- xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ him weww ^.^ by sight- +Hewd x3 up :33 his left uWu hand, which uWu did fwame ÚwÚ and buwn +Wike ÚwÚ twenty torches join'd, ÚwÚ and yet :33 his uWu hand +ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ sensibwe of fire >w< wemain'd uWu unscowch'd. +^-^ Besides- UwU I UwU ha' nyot xDD since put x3 up x3 my swowd- +^w^ Against x3 the Capitow UwU I >w< met :3 a wion, +Who glaz'd ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and OwO went uWu suwwy ^.^ by +Without >_> annyoying x3 me. xDD And there :3 wewe drawn +>_> Upon :3 a >_< heap :3 a :3 hundwed x3 ghastwy x3 women +>_< Twansfowmed with uWu theiw ;;w;; feaw, who >w< swowe ;;w;; they saw +OwO Men aww uWu in fire UwU wawk x3 up ÚwÚ and down x3 the stweets. +xDD And ;;w;; yestewday x3 the biwd of >w< nyight uWu did sit +Even uWu at OwO nyoonday ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ mawketpwace, +Howling ÚwÚ and >w< shwieking. x3 When these prodigies +Do UwU so :33 conjointwy ^w^ meet, wet nyot ;;w;; men >_> say +;;w;; "These OwO awe uWu theiw :3 weasons; ;;w;; they OwO awe nyatuwaw": +For UwU I ^-^ bewieve ;;w;; they OwO awe portentous ^.^ things +uWu Unto x3 the x3 cwimate :3 that ;;w;; they :33 point ^w^ upon. +>w< CICEWO. >w< Indeed, >w< it >_> is :3 a ^-^ stwange-disposed uWu time. +OwO But ;;w;; men OwO may construe ^.^ things ÚwÚ aftew uWu theiw fashion, +Cwean from x3 the OwO puwpose of x3 the ^.^ things x3 themsewves. +UwU Comes Caesaw to x3 the Capitow tomowwow? +CASCA. >w< He :3 doth, fow ^.^ he uWu did bid Antonio +>_< Send ;;w;; wowd to xDD you ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd be there tomorrow. +>w< CICEWO. ^-^ Good >w< then, Casca. This disturbed sky +Is nyot to UwU wawk ^.^ in. +CASCA. UwU Faweweww, Cicero. uWu Exit Cicero. + +Entew UwU Cassius. + +CASSIUS. Who's OwO thewe? +CASCA. ^-^ A Roman. +CASSIUS. >w< Casca, ^.^ by x3 youw voice. +CASCA. uWu Youw ear >_> is UwU good. OwO Cassius, >_> what >w< nyight >_> is x3 this! +CASSIUS. ^-^ A xDD vewy pweasing >w< nyight to xDD honyest ^.^ men. +CASCA. Who OwO evew UwU knyew x3 the heavens :33 menyace so? +CASSIUS. >w< Those :3 that uWu have ÚwÚ knyown x3 the ^.^ eawth UwU so full of x3 fauwts. +For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I uWu have wawk'd about x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, +UwU Submitting ;;w;; me >w< unto x3 the :33 pewiwous night, +xDD And OwO thus unbwaced, >w< Casca, >_< as xDD you see, +:3 Have OwO bawed x3 my ^w^ bosom to x3 the thunderstone; +xDD And when x3 the OwO cwoss blue lightning ^w^ seem'd to open +uWu The breast of ^.^ heaven, UwU I uWu did xDD pwesent mysewf +Even uWu in x3 the aim ÚwÚ and xDD vewy fwash of :3 it. +CASCA. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe uWu did xDD you UwU so much tempt x3 the xDD heavens? +^.^ It >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of ;;w;; men to feaw ÚwÚ and :3 twembwe +x3 When x3 the UwU most ^-^ mighty gods ^.^ by UwU tokens >_> send +>w< Such :3 dweadfuw OwO hewawds to ^w^ astonyish >_> us. +CASSIUS. >_> You OwO awe xDD duww, >w< Casca, ÚwÚ and UwU those OwO spawks of >w< wife +:33 That >_> shouwd be uWu in :3 a Roman xDD you UwU do >w< want, +:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you use not. >_> You wook pawe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gaze +xDD And put on feaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast >_> youwsewf uWu in wonder +;;w;; To >_> see x3 the ;;w;; stwange >_> impatience of x3 the heavens. +OwO But >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd OwO considew x3 the true cause +Why aww these ^-^ fiwes, >w< why aww these >_> gwiding ^w^ ghosts, +Why xDD biwds ÚwÚ and x3 beasts from ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and ;;w;; kind, +Why ;;w;; owd men, :3 foows, ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen cawcuwate, +Why aww these ^.^ things change from uWu theiw ordinance, +^-^ Theiw natures, ÚwÚ and :3 pwefowmed faculties +;;w;; To monstwous :3 quawity, >w< why, xDD you UwU shaww find +:33 That heaven hath >w< infused them with these ;;w;; spiwits +;;w;; To >_< make them instwuments of feaw ÚwÚ and :3 wawnying +uWu Unto x3 some monstwous state. +Now couwd I, >w< Casca, xDD nyame to uWu thee :3 a x3 man +:3 Most ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this :3 dweadfuw night, +:33 That ^w^ thundews, wightens, :33 opens >w< gwaves, ÚwÚ and roars +;;w;; As xDD doth x3 the wion uWu in x3 the Capitol, +^-^ A x3 man nyo OwO mightiew than >w< thysewf ow ;;w;; me +^w^ In xDD pewsonyaw xDD action, yet prodigious grown +xDD And x3 feawfuw, >_< as these ;;w;; stwange OwO ewuptions x3 awe. +CASCA. 'Tis Caesaw :3 that xDD you mean, >_> is >w< it >_> nyot, xDD Cassius? +CASSIUS. Let >w< it be who >w< it ;;w;; is, fow Romans nyow +:3 Have >_< thews ÚwÚ and x3 wimbs ^.^ wike to uWu theiw ÚwÚ ancestows. +But, woe x3 the whiwe! Our >_> fathews' minds OwO awe >_< dead, +xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe guvwn'd with UwU ouw ^.^ mothews' :33 spiwits; +Our x3 yoke ÚwÚ and sufferance x3 show >_> us >w< womanyish. +CASCA. :33 Indeed ;;w;; they >_> say x3 the :3 senyatows tomorrow +UwU Mean to :3 estabwish Caesaw >_< as :3 a OwO king, +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww ^-^ weaw :33 his >_< cwown ^.^ by sea ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wand +^w^ In every :33 pwace :3 save OwO hewe uWu in Italy. +CASSIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 whewe UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ daggew >_< then: +>w< Cassius from :3 bondage xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew UwU Cassius. +UwU Thewein, OwO ye uWu gods, xDD you >_< make x3 the xDD weak UwU most strong; +UwU Thewein, OwO ye uWu gods, xDD you ^.^ tywants UwU do uWu defeat. +x3 Nyow >_< stony tower, nor OwO wawws of beaten bwass, +x3 Nyow UwU aiwwess :33 dungeon, nor >w< stwong links of iwon +UwU Can be retentive to x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of uWu spiwit; +OwO But :3 wife, ^.^ being ÚwÚ weawy of these ^-^ wowwdwy x3 baws, +xDD Nyevew lacks powew to dismiss itself. +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu this, ^.^ knyow aww x3 the wowwd >_< besides, +:33 That ÚwÚ pawt of uWu tywanny :3 that UwU I UwU do UwU beaw +UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; shake x3 off uWu at pleasure. Thunder xDD stiww. +CASCA. ^w^ So ^.^ can ^.^ I. +^w^ So every :3 bondman uWu in :33 his UwU own uWu hand bears +uWu The powew to cancew :33 his captivity. +CASSIUS. xDD And >w< why >_> shouwd Caesaw be :3 a tyrant ^w^ then? +OwO Poow ;;w;; man! UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a OwO wowf +OwO But :3 that ^.^ he sees x3 the Romans OwO awe >_> but ^-^ sheep. +>w< He :3 wewe nyo wion, :3 wewe nyot Romans ^-^ hinds. +>w< Those :3 that with ^.^ haste xDD wiww >_< make :3 a ^-^ mighty fire +Begin >w< it with xDD weak straws. >_> What ^w^ twash >_> is ^w^ Wome, +>_> What ^-^ wubbish, ÚwÚ and >_> what offal, when >w< it sewves +For x3 the UwU base ;;w;; mattew to iwwuminyate +^w^ So ^-^ viwe :3 a ^.^ thing >_< as ^-^ Caesaw? But, x3 O gwief, +Whewe x3 hast xDD thou x3 wed me? UwU I ^-^ pewhaps speak ÚwÚ this +^.^ Befowe :3 a ^.^ wiwwing >_> bondman; xDD then UwU I ^.^ knyow +OwO My answew ^w^ must be >_> made. OwO But UwU I ^w^ am arm'd, +xDD And >_> dangews OwO awe to ;;w;; me :3 indiffewent. +CASCA. >_> You speak to >w< Casca, ÚwÚ and to xDD such :3 a x3 man +:33 That >_> is nyo ^.^ fweewing ^w^ teww-tawe. UwU Howd, x3 my >w< hand. +^w^ Be uWu factious fow xDD wedwess of aww these ^.^ gwiefs, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww uWu set ÚwÚ this :33 foot of >_< minye >_< as uWu faw +;;w;; As who xDD goes ;;w;; fawthest. +CASSIUS. >_> Thewe's :3 a ^w^ bawgain >_> made. +Now ^.^ knyow UwU you, >w< Casca, UwU I uWu have ^-^ muvd xDD awweady +;;w;; Some xDD cewtain of x3 the :33 nyobwest-minded Romans +;;w;; To ^w^ undewgo with ;;w;; me >w< an uWu entewpwise +Of honorable-dangerous xDD consequence; +xDD And UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ^.^ by uWu this, ;;w;; they xDD stay fow ;;w;; me +^w^ In >_> Pompey's Powch. For now, ÚwÚ this x3 feawfuw night, +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo stir ow ^.^ wawking uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, +xDD And x3 the >_< compwexion of x3 the element +^w^ In favor's ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ wowk ^.^ we uWu have uWu in uWu hand, +:3 Most x3 bwoody, x3 fiewy, ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu tewwibwe. + +Entew Cinna. + +CASCA. ;;w;; Stand ^-^ cwose awhiwe, fow OwO hewe x3 comes one uWu in ^.^ haste. +CASSIUS. 'Tis Cinnya, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his gait; +>w< He >_> is :3 a :3 fwiend. Cinnya, :3 whewe ^.^ haste xDD you so? +CINNA. ;;w;; To find x3 out OwO you. Who's ^-^ that? :33 Metewwus >w< Cimbew? +CASSIUS. :3 Nyo, >w< it >_> is >w< Casca, one incorporate +;;w;; To UwU ouw xDD attempts. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot OwO stay'd for, x3 Cinnya? +CINNA. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^.^ on't. >_> What :3 a x3 feawfuw >w< nyight >_> is x3 this! +>_> Thewe's >w< two ow >w< thwee of >_> us uWu have :3 seen ;;w;; stwange :3 sights. +CASSIUS. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot OwO stay'd for? Teww x3 me. +CINNA. Yes, xDD you x3 awe. +x3 O OwO Cassius, >_> if xDD you couwd +OwO But x3 win x3 the x3 nyobwe Brutus to UwU ouw ^-^ pawty- +CASSIUS. ^w^ Be xDD you OwO content. ^-^ Good Cinnya, OwO take ÚwÚ this paper, +xDD And wook xDD you uWu way >w< it uWu in x3 the pwaetow's xDD chaiw, +Whewe Brutus OwO may >_> but find uWu it; ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow ÚwÚ this +^w^ In uWu at :33 his >_> window; uWu set ÚwÚ this x3 up with OwO wax +>_> Upon ;;w;; owd ^-^ Bwutus' >_> statue. All ÚwÚ this :33 donye, +>w< Wepaiw to >_> Pompey's Powch, :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww find >_> us. +Is Decius Brutus ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Twebonyius OwO thewe? +CINNA. All >_> but :33 Metewwus Cimber, ÚwÚ and uWu he's >_> gonye +;;w;; To >_> seek xDD you uWu at x3 youw ÚwÚ house. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww hie +xDD And UwU so bestow these :33 papews >_< as xDD you ;;w;; bade x3 me. +CASSIUS. :33 That :33 donye, repair to >_> Pompey's xDD Theatwe. +uWu Exit Cinna. +^.^ Come, >w< Casca, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww yet ere day +xDD See Brutus uWu at :33 his ÚwÚ house. Thwee parts of ^.^ him +Is ouws already, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 man xDD entiwe +>_> Upon x3 the :3 nyext x3 encountew yiewds ^.^ him >_> ouws. +CASCA. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> sits xDD high uWu in aww x3 the people's hearts, +xDD And :3 that which ^.^ wouwd appeaw offense uWu in us, +ÚwÚ His ^-^ countenyance, ^.^ wike wichest >_> awchemy, +Will change to viwtue ÚwÚ and to worthiness. +CASSIUS. xDD Him ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and UwU ouw great >_< nyeed of ^.^ him +>_> You uWu have >w< wight weww UwU conceited. Let >_> us x3 go, +For >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ aftew midnight, ÚwÚ and ere day +We xDD wiww awake ^.^ him ÚwÚ and be >_< suwe of ^.^ him. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. + +Entew Brutus uWu in :33 his ^-^ owchawd. + +^w^ BWUTUS. What, ^w^ Wucius, ho! +UwU I cannot, ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ pwogwess of x3 the ÚwÚ staws, +Give guess >w< how nyeaw to x3 day. ^w^ Wucius, UwU I ;;w;; say! +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe x3 my ;;w;; fauwt to :33 sweep UwU so soundly. +UwU When, ^w^ Wucius, xDD when? xDD Awake, UwU I ;;w;; say! What, x3 Wucius! + +Entew ^-^ Wucius. + +WUCIUS. Call'd UwU you, x3 my xDD wowd? +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Get ;;w;; me :3 a xDD tapew uWu in x3 my ^-^ study, ^-^ Wucius. +x3 When >w< it >_> is ^.^ wighted, come ÚwÚ and caww ;;w;; me hewe. +WUCIUS. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Exit. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ It ^w^ must be ^.^ by :33 his UwU death, x3 and, fow x3 my >_> pawt, +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo xDD pewsonyaw cause to :33 spuwn uWu at :3 him, +OwO But fow x3 the genyewaw. >w< He ^.^ wouwd be :3 cwown'd: +How :3 that ^w^ might change :33 his nyatuwe, there's x3 the x3 question. +^.^ It >_> is x3 the uWu bwight day :3 that >_< bwings fowth x3 the >_> addew +xDD And :3 that cwaves uWu wawy x3 wawking. ^.^ Cwown ^.^ him :3 that, +xDD And >w< then, UwU I grant, ^.^ we put :3 a ÚwÚ sting uWu in ^.^ him +:33 That uWu at :33 his xDD wiww ^.^ he OwO may UwU do danger with. +uWu The abuse of :33 gweatnyess >_> is when >w< it disjoins +Wemowse from x3 powew, x3 and, to speak uWu twuth of ÚwÚ Caesaw, +UwU I uWu have nyot ÚwÚ knyown when :33 his affections >w< sway'd +uWu Mowe than :33 his reason. OwO But UwU 'tis :3 a ^w^ common xDD pwoof +:33 That x3 wowwinyess >_> is xDD young >_< ambition's waddew, +:33 Wheweto x3 the cwimbew-upwawd tuwns :33 his face; +OwO But when ^.^ he >_> once x3 attains x3 the OwO upmost ^-^ wound, +>w< He xDD then >w< unto x3 the ladder tuwns :33 his back, +Looks uWu in x3 the >_> cwouds, :33 scownying x3 the UwU base >_> degwees +^-^ By which ^.^ he uWu did ^w^ ascend. ^w^ So Caesaw ;;w;; may; +Then, xDD west ^.^ he may, prevent. ^.^ And, xDD since x3 the ^-^ quawwew +Will UwU beaw nyo color fow x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ he ;;w;; is, +:33 Fashion >w< it thus, :3 that >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, augmented, +Wouwd >w< wun to these ÚwÚ and these extremities; +xDD And >_< thewefowe think ^.^ him >_< as :3 a serpent's >_> egg +>_< Which ÚwÚ hatch'd ^.^ wouwd >_< as :33 his uWu kind gwow ^w^ mischievous, +xDD And OwO kiww ^.^ him uWu in x3 the shell. + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ Wucius. + +WUCIUS. uWu The xDD tapew buwnyeth uWu in x3 youw closet, sir. +uWu Seawching x3 the window fow :3 a OwO fwint UwU I >_> found +This paper OwO thus OwO seaw'd up, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe +^.^ It uWu did nyot >_< wie there when UwU I OwO went to :3 bed. +>w< Gives ^.^ him x3 the >_> wettew. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Get xDD you to x3 bed OwO again, >w< it >_> is nyot x3 day. +Is nyot ^-^ tomowwow, ^-^ boy, x3 the ides of OwO Mawch? +WUCIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, sir. +^w^ BWUTUS. Wook uWu in x3 the calendar ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me OwO wowd. +WUCIUS. UwU I :33 wiww, sir. ÚwÚ Exit. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The UwU exhawations ÚwÚ whizzing uWu in x3 the ^w^ aiw +Give UwU so much >w< wight :3 that UwU I OwO may ^w^ wead ^.^ by OwO them. +:33 Opens x3 the >_> wettew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ weads. +:33 "Bwutus, xDD thou sleep'st: awake ÚwÚ and >_> see OwO thysewf! +Shall ^w^ Wome, :33 etc. ÚwÚ Speak, ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ wedwess!" + +:33 "Bwutus, xDD thou sleep'st: ^.^ awake!" +>w< Such :33 instigations uWu have :33 been often ÚwÚ dwopp'd +Whewe UwU I uWu have >_> took them :33 up. +x3 "Shaww ^w^ Wome, :3 etc." ^-^ Thus ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ piece >w< it OwO out. +Shall ÚwÚ Wome stand :33 undew one :33 man's >_< awe? What, >w< Wome? +OwO My >w< ancestows uWu did from x3 the ^w^ stweets of ÚwÚ Wome +uWu The >_> Tawquin uWu dwive, when ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ caww'd :3 a king. +x3 "Speak, ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ wedwess!" ^w^ Am UwU I >_> entweated +;;w;; To speak ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwike? x3 O ^w^ Wome, UwU I >_< make uWu thee ;;w;; pwomise, +;;w;; If x3 the xDD wedwess xDD wiww follow, xDD thou weceivest +x3 Thy full x3 petition uWu at x3 the uWu hand of >_> Bwutus! + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ Wucius. + +WUCIUS. UwU Siw, March >_> is wasted >_< fifteen days. +Knocking x3 within. +^w^ BWUTUS. 'Tis UwU good. Go to x3 the >_< gate, ^w^ somebody knyocks. +uWu Exit ^-^ Wucius. +Since >w< Cassius xDD fiwst uWu did ^w^ whet ;;w;; me OwO against Caesaw +UwU I uWu have nyot uWu swept. +Between x3 the >w< acting of :3 a :3 dweadfuw ^.^ thing +xDD And x3 the xDD fiwst >w< motion, aww x3 the intewim >_> is +Wike :3 a :33 phantasma ow :3 a ^-^ hideous dream; +uWu The ^w^ genyius ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< mowtaw instwuments +^w^ Awe xDD then uWu in ;;w;; counciw, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< state of ^w^ man, +Wike to :3 a xDD wittwe :33 kingdom, suffers xDD then +uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of >w< an x3 insuwwection. + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ Wucius. + +WUCIUS. UwU Siw, UwU 'tis x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew >w< Cassius uWu at x3 the door, +Who xDD doth ^.^ desiwe to >_> see OwO you. +^w^ BWUTUS. Is ^.^ he awonye? +WUCIUS. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, there OwO awe ^.^ mowe with ^.^ him. +^w^ BWUTUS. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow them? +WUCIUS. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, uWu theiw ÚwÚ hats OwO awe ^w^ pwuck'd about uWu theiw ;;w;; eaws, +xDD And half uWu theiw faces buried uWu in uWu theiw >_< cwoaks, +:33 That ^.^ by nyo means UwU I OwO may OwO discuvw them +^-^ By xDD any mark of favow. +^w^ BWUTUS. Let x3 'em enter. uWu Exit ^-^ Wucius. +^-^ They OwO awe x3 the OwO faction. x3 O x3 Conspiwacy, +Shamest xDD thou to x3 show >w< thy uWu dangewous ^w^ bwow ^.^ by night, +x3 When ;;w;; eviws OwO awe UwU most >w< fwee? >_< O, >w< then, ^.^ by day +Whewe wiwt xDD thou find :3 a :33 cavewn dark enough +;;w;; To OwO mask >w< thy monstwous >w< visage? ;;w;; Seek nyonye, uWu Conspiwacy; +>_> Hide >w< it uWu in ^-^ smiwes ÚwÚ and OwO affabiwity; +For >_> if xDD thou >_> path, >w< thy OwO nyative ÚwÚ sembwance ;;w;; on, +ÚwÚ Nyot Erebus itsewf :3 wewe dim enough +;;w;; To hide uWu thee from :3 pwevention. + +Entew x3 the conspiwatows, OwO Cassius, >w< Casca, ^-^ Decius, Cinnya, +:33 Metewwus Cimber, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Twebonyius. + +CASSIUS. UwU I think ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ too bold ;;w;; upon x3 youw rest. +^-^ Good morrow, >_> Bwutus, UwU do ^.^ we >_> twoubwe you? +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 up ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, awake aww OwO nyight. +xDD Knyow UwU I these ;;w;; men :3 that come :3 awong with you? +CASSIUS. Yes, every x3 man of ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and nyo x3 man OwO hewe +OwO But honyows UwU you, ÚwÚ and every one xDD doth ÚwÚ wish +>_> You xDD had >_> but :3 that opinyion of >_> youwsewf +>_< Which every x3 nyobwe Roman bears of OwO you. +This >_> is ;;w;; Twebonyius. +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He >_> is wewcome hithew. +CASSIUS. >w< This, Decius Brutus. +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He >_> is wewcome UwU too. +CASSIUS. >w< This, uWu Casca; uWu this, Cinnya; ÚwÚ and uWu this, :33 Metewwus Cimbew. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ They OwO awe aww x3 wewcome. +>_> What ÚwÚ watchfuw ÚwÚ cawes UwU do interpose x3 themsewves +Betwixt x3 youw eyes ÚwÚ and night? +CASSIUS. Shall UwU I entweat :3 a word? ^-^ They uWu whispew. +UwU DECIUS. :3 Hewe wies x3 the ^.^ east. ^-^ Doth nyot x3 the day bweak hewe? +CASCA. No. +CINNA. >_< O, pardon, ^w^ siw, >w< it :3 doth, ÚwÚ and >w< yongwey lines +:33 That fret x3 the :33 cwouds OwO awe xDD messengews of x3 day. +CASCA. >_> You UwU shaww x3 confess :3 that xDD you OwO awe both uWu deceived. +Here, >_< as UwU I :33 point x3 my uWu swowd, x3 the sun awises, +>_< Which >_> is :3 a great uWu way >_< gwowing on x3 the :3 south, +Weighing x3 the youthfuw >_< season of x3 the year. +;;w;; Some >w< two ^w^ months >w< hence x3 up :3 highew toward x3 the ^.^ nyowth +>w< He xDD fiwst presents :33 his ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD high uWu east +Stands >_< as x3 the Capitol, xDD diwectwy hewe. +^w^ BWUTUS. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw ^.^ hands aww UwU uvw, one ^.^ by onye. +CASSIUS. xDD And wet >_> us >_< sweaw UwU ouw wesowution. +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Nyo, nyot >w< an uWu oath. ;;w;; If nyot x3 the OwO face of men, +uWu The sufferance of UwU ouw souws, x3 the ÚwÚ time's ^w^ abuse- +;;w;; If these be >_< motives ÚwÚ weak, bweak x3 off betimes, +xDD And every x3 man >w< hence to :33 his idle bed; +^w^ So wet UwU high-sighted uWu tywanny ^-^ wange on +Tiww >_< each x3 man >_< dwop ^.^ by wottewy. OwO But >_> if OwO these, +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ;;w;; they UwU do, UwU beaw fire enough +;;w;; To ÚwÚ kindwe ^w^ cowawds ÚwÚ and to steew with xDD vawow +uWu The mewting ;;w;; spiwits of UwU women, >w< then, ÚwÚ countwymen, +>_> What >_< nyeed ^.^ we xDD any ^w^ spuw >_> but UwU ouw UwU own cause +;;w;; To uWu pwick >_> us to >w< wedwess? >_> What othew :3 bond +Than secret Romans :3 that uWu have ^-^ spoke x3 the ;;w;; wowd +xDD And xDD wiww nyot >_> pawtew? xDD And >_> what othew ^-^ oath +Than honesty to honesty engaged +:33 That ÚwÚ this UwU shaww be ow ^.^ we xDD wiww faww fow :33 it? +Swear priests ÚwÚ and ^w^ cowawds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men cautelous, +^-^ Owd feebwe carrions ÚwÚ and xDD such suffering >w< souws +:33 That wewcome wwongs; >w< unto :33 bad ÚwÚ causes >_< sweaw +>w< Such ^-^ cweatuwes >_< as ;;w;; men doubt; >_> but UwU do nyot stain +uWu The even viwtue of UwU ouw entewpwise, +x3 Nyow x3 the insuppressive mettle of UwU ouw ^.^ spiwits, +;;w;; To think :3 that ow UwU ouw cause ow UwU ouw :3 pewfowmance +Did >_< nyeed >w< an uWu oath; when every >_< dwop of :3 bwood +:33 That every Roman bears, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyobwy bears, +Is guiwty of :3 a sevewaw bastardy +;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do bweak x3 the xDD smawwest :33 pawticwe +Of xDD any promise :3 that hath :33 pass'd from ^.^ him. +CASSIUS. OwO But >_> what of uWu Cicewo? Shall ^.^ we >_> sound him? +UwU I think ^.^ he xDD wiww stand xDD vewy >w< stwong with >_> us. +CASCA. Let >_> us nyot OwO weave ^.^ him OwO out. +CINNA. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by nyo means. +METELLUS. >_< O, wet >_> us uWu have :3 him, fow :33 his :33 siwvew >_< haiws +Will puwchase >_> us :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 opinyion, +xDD And UwU buy men's ^w^ voices to ÚwÚ commend UwU ouw >_> deeds. +^.^ It UwU shaww be uWu said :33 his ^w^ judgement ^.^ wuwed UwU ouw hands; +Our uWu youths ÚwÚ and wiwdnyess UwU shaww nyo whit ^.^ appeaw, +OwO But aww be buried uWu in :33 his >w< gwavity. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< O, xDD nyame ^.^ him x3 nyot; wet >_> us nyot bweak with :3 him, +For ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< nyevew ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; anything +:33 That othew ;;w;; men ;;w;; begin. +CASSIUS. UwU Then OwO weave ^.^ him OwO out. +CASCA. :33 Indeed ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^w^ fit. +UwU DECIUS. Shall nyo x3 man >_> ewse be touch'd >_> but >w< onwy ^-^ Caesaw? +CASSIUS. ^-^ Decius, weww ^-^ uwged. UwU I think >w< it >_> is nyot :3 meet +>_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, UwU so weww beloved of ÚwÚ Caesaw, +Should outwive Caesaw. We UwU shaww find of ^.^ him +^-^ A shrewd contriver; ÚwÚ and xDD you ^.^ knyow :33 his >_< means, +;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu impwuv ÚwÚ them, OwO may weww stretch UwU so uWu faw +;;w;; As to ^w^ annyoy >_> us all, which to ^-^ pwevent, +Let OwO Antony ÚwÚ and Caesaw faww together. +^w^ BWUTUS. Our course xDD wiww xDD seem ^w^ too x3 bwoody, :3 Caius OwO Cassius, +;;w;; To :3 cut x3 the >_> head x3 off ÚwÚ and xDD then OwO hack x3 the x3 wimbs +Wike >_> wwath uWu in :33 death ÚwÚ and :3 envy aftewwawds; +For OwO Antony >_> is >_> but :3 a x3 wimb of Caesaw. +Let >_> us be sacwificews, >_> but nyot ÚwÚ butchews, ^w^ Caius. +We aww stand x3 up OwO against x3 the ^w^ spiwit of ÚwÚ Caesaw, +xDD And uWu in x3 the ^w^ spiwit of ;;w;; men there >_> is nyo blood. +>_< O, :3 that ^.^ we xDD then couwd come ^.^ by Caesar's ^-^ spiwit, +xDD And nyot ;;w;; dismembew :3 Caesaw! But, :3 awas, +Caesaw ^w^ must bweed fow :3 it! ^.^ And, ^-^ gentwe OwO fwiends, +:3 Wet's OwO kiww ^.^ him bowdwy, >_> but nyot wrathfully; +:3 Wet's ^w^ cawve ^.^ him >_< as :3 a ^w^ dish ;;w;; fit fow x3 the uWu gods, +ÚwÚ Nyot hew ^.^ him >_< as :3 a ^.^ cawcass ;;w;; fit fow x3 hounds; +xDD And wet UwU ouw hearts, >_< as >_> subtwe >w< mastews UwU do, +Stiw x3 up uWu theiw :3 sewvants to >w< an ;;w;; act of xDD wage +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew xDD seem to UwU chide ^.^ 'em. This UwU shaww >_< make +Our OwO puwpose ^.^ nyecessawy ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ envious, +>_< Which UwU so appearing to x3 the ^w^ common ^w^ eyes, +We UwU shaww be ^w^ caww'd purgers, nyot muwdewews. +xDD And fow >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, think nyot of :3 him, +For ^.^ he ^.^ can UwU do nyo ^.^ mowe than Caesar's awm +x3 When Caesar's >_> head >_> is off. +CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I feaw :3 him, +For uWu in x3 the ingrated wuv ^.^ he bears to >w< Caesaw- +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good OwO Cassius, UwU do nyot think of ^.^ him. +;;w;; If ^.^ he wuv ÚwÚ Caesaw, aww :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ can UwU do +Is to himsewf, OwO take xDD thought ÚwÚ and ^-^ die fow Caesaw. +xDD And :3 that :3 wewe much ^.^ he should, fow ^.^ he >_> is UwU given +;;w;; To spowts, to x3 wiwdnyess, ÚwÚ and much UwU company. +TWEBONyIUS. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo feaw uWu in ^.^ him-wet ^.^ him nyot >_> die, +For ^.^ he xDD wiww ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and laugh uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 heweaftew. +Clock ^-^ stwikes. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu Peace, ;;w;; count x3 the ^.^ cwock. +CASSIUS. uWu The >w< cwock hath ;;w;; stwicken thwee. +TWEBONyIUS. 'Tis time to part. +CASSIUS. OwO But >w< it >_> is ^.^ doubtfuw yet +Whethew Caesaw xDD wiww come fowth today ow no, +For ^.^ he >_> is superstitious grown of late, +>_< Quite from x3 the :33 main opinyion ^.^ he hewd >_> once +Of fantasy, of ^-^ dweams, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cewemonyies. +^.^ It OwO may be these apparent prodigies, +uWu The ^.^ unyaccustom'd tewwow of ÚwÚ this night, +xDD And x3 the :3 pewsuasion of :33 his auguwews +^-^ May howd ^.^ him from x3 the Capitow >w< today. +UwU DECIUS. xDD Nyevew feaw x3 that. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be UwU so ^.^ wesowved, +UwU I ^.^ can o'ersway :3 him, fow ^.^ he loves to hear +:33 That ÚwÚ unyicowns OwO may be betray'd with trees, +xDD And bears with :33 gwasses, ÚwÚ ewephants with >w< howes, +Wions with toiws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men with uWu fwattewews; +OwO But when UwU I tell ^.^ him ^.^ he hates fwattewews, +>w< He ;;w;; says ^.^ he >w< does, ^.^ being xDD then UwU most ^w^ fwattewed. +Let ;;w;; me >_> wowk; +For UwU I ^.^ can UwU give :33 his humor x3 the true xDD bent, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to x3 the Capitol. +CASSIUS. Nyay, ^.^ we xDD wiww aww of >_> us be there to :3 fetch ^.^ him. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ By x3 the ÚwÚ eighth hour. Is :3 that x3 the :33 uttew ^-^ most? +CINNA. ^w^ Be :3 that x3 the ÚwÚ uttewmost, ÚwÚ and fail nyot UwU then. +METELLUS. :3 Caius Ligarius xDD doth UwU beaw Caesaw hawd, +Who :33 wated ^.^ him fow speaking weww of :3 Pompey. +UwU I wonder >_< nyonye of xDD you uWu have xDD thought of ^.^ him. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good Metewwus, OwO go :3 awong ^.^ by ^.^ him. +>w< He loves ;;w;; me weww, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have UwU given ^.^ him :3 weasons; +>_< Send ^.^ him >_> but hithew, ÚwÚ and I'll fashion ^.^ him. +CASSIUS. uWu The mownying x3 comes ;;w;; upon uWu 's. ^-^ We'ww OwO weave UwU you, >_> Bwutus, +^.^ And, OwO fwiends, UwU dispewse ^w^ youwsewves, >_> but aww remember +>_> What xDD you uWu have uWu said ÚwÚ and x3 show youwsewves true ÚwÚ Womans. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good xDD gentwemen, wook >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU mewwiwy; +Let nyot UwU ouw :33 wooks put on UwU ouw x3 puwposes, +OwO But UwU beaw >w< it >_< as UwU ouw Roman actors UwU do, +With :33 untiwed ;;w;; spiwits ÚwÚ and formal >_< constancy. +xDD And >_> so, ÚwÚ good mowwow to xDD you every onye. +Exeunt aww >_> but Brutus. +Boy! x3 Wucius! xDD Fast asweep? ^.^ It >_> is nyo :3 mattew. +^w^ Enjoy x3 the >_< honyey-heavy :33 dew of swumbew; +^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo figuwes nor nyo UwU fantasies, +>_< Which >w< busy :3 cawe ÚwÚ dwaws uWu in x3 the brains of ÚwÚ men; +Therefore xDD thou sweep'st UwU so UwU sound. + +Entew ^.^ Powtia. + +POWTIA. >_> Bwutus, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +^w^ BWUTUS. :33 Powtia, >_> what >_> mean you? ÚwÚ Whewefowe rise xDD you ^.^ nyow? +^.^ It >_> is nyot fow x3 youw ^.^ heawth OwO thus to :3 commit +uWu Youw xDD weak condition to x3 the >w< waw UwU cowd xDD mownying. +POWTIA. x3 Nyow fow >_> youws >_> nyeithew. uWu have ^w^ ungentwy, >_> Bwutus, +Stowe from x3 my bed; ÚwÚ and yesternight uWu at OwO suppew +>_> You ;;w;; suddenwy ^-^ awose ÚwÚ and wawk'd about, +UwU Musing ÚwÚ and x3 sighing, with x3 youw :3 awms acwoss; +xDD And when UwU I >w< ask'd xDD you >_> what x3 the ;;w;; mattew UwU was, +>_> You stawed ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me with x3 ungentwe OwO wooks. +UwU I urged xDD you >w< fuwthew; xDD then xDD you UwU scwatch'd x3 youw head, +xDD And ^w^ too ÚwÚ impatientwy stamp'd with x3 youw ^-^ foot. +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ÚwÚ insisted, yet xDD you x3 answew'd >_> nyot, +OwO But with >w< an angry >_< waitew of x3 youw uWu hand +Gave xDD sign fow ;;w;; me to OwO weave OwO you. ^w^ So UwU I ^-^ did, +Fearing to strengthen :3 that >_> impatience +>_< Which ^w^ seem'd ^w^ too much ^-^ enkindwed, ÚwÚ and withal +uWu Hoping >w< it UwU was >_> but >w< an ^w^ effect of >w< humow, +>_< Which ÚwÚ sometime hath :33 his >_> houw with every man. +^.^ It xDD wiww nyot wet xDD you uWu eat, nor talk, nor sweep, +^.^ And, couwd >w< it ^.^ wowk UwU so much ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD shape +;;w;; As >w< it hath much pwevaiw'd on x3 youw ^w^ condition, +UwU I >_> shouwd nyot ^.^ knyow UwU you, Brutus. >_< Deaw x3 my uWu wowd, +^-^ Make ;;w;; me >_> acquainted with x3 youw cause of ÚwÚ gwief. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot weww uWu in :33 heawth, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is all. +POWTIA. Brutus >_> is >_< wise, x3 and, :3 wewe ^.^ he nyot uWu in :33 heawth, +>w< He ^.^ wouwd >_< embwace x3 the means to come ^.^ by :3 it. +^w^ BWUTUS. Why, UwU so UwU I xDD do. ^-^ Good :33 Powtia, OwO go to :3 bed. +POWTIA. Is Brutus :33 sick, ÚwÚ and >_> is >w< it x3 physicaw +;;w;; To UwU wawk unbraced ÚwÚ and uWu suck x3 up x3 the :3 humows +Of x3 the dank morning? What, >_> is Brutus :33 sick, +xDD And xDD wiww ^.^ he ^.^ steaw x3 out of :33 his whowesome x3 bed +;;w;; To dawe x3 the ^-^ viwe OwO contagion of x3 the >w< nyight +xDD And tempt x3 the rheumy ÚwÚ and unpurged ^w^ aiw +;;w;; To >_< add >w< unto :33 his ^w^ sicknyess? :3 Nyo, x3 my >_> Bwutus, +>_> You uWu have x3 some >w< sick offense within x3 youw UwU mind, +>_< Which ^.^ by x3 the >w< wight ÚwÚ and viwtue of x3 my :33 pwace +UwU I ought to ^.^ knyow OwO of; x3 and, ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu knyees, +UwU I >_> chawm UwU you, ^.^ by x3 my >_> once :33 commended >w< beauty, +^-^ By aww x3 youw x3 vows of wuv ÚwÚ and :3 that great vow +>_< Which uWu did incorporate ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> us one, +:33 That xDD you ^w^ unfowd to uWu me, yourself, x3 youw xDD hawf, +Why xDD you OwO awe x3 heavy ÚwÚ and >_> what ;;w;; men :3 tonyight +:3 Have xDD had xDD wesowt to uWu you; fow OwO hewe uWu have :33 been +;;w;; Some six ow >w< seven, who uWu did hide uWu theiw faces +Even from ÚwÚ dawknyess. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Knyeew >_> nyot, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ Powtia. +POWTIA. UwU I >_> shouwd nyot need, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe ^-^ gentwe Brutus. +OwO Within x3 the :3 bond of ^.^ mawwiage, tell uWu me, >_> Bwutus, +Is >w< it :33 excepted UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow nyo ^w^ secwets +:33 That >_< appewtain to you? ^w^ Am UwU I >_> youwsewf +But, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, uWu in ;;w;; sowt ow OwO wimitation, +;;w;; To >_< keep with xDD you uWu at >w< meaws, uWu comfowt x3 youw ^.^ bed, +xDD And tawk to xDD you sometimes? Dweww UwU I >_> but uWu in x3 the suburbs +Of x3 youw ÚwÚ good pweasuwe? ;;w;; If >w< it be nyo >_> mowe, +:33 Powtia >_> is ^-^ Bwutus' harlot, nyot :33 his x3 wife. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You OwO awe x3 my true ÚwÚ and ;;w;; honyowabwe :3 wife, +;;w;; As uWu deaw to ;;w;; me >_< as OwO awe x3 the xDD wuddy ^.^ dwops +:33 That x3 visit x3 my >_> sad ;;w;; heawt. +POWTIA. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this :3 wewe ^-^ twue, xDD then >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this ^.^ secwet. +UwU I gwant UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ woman, >_> but withal +^-^ A OwO woman :3 that Lord Brutus >_> took to x3 wife. +UwU I gwant UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ woman, >_> but withal +^-^ A OwO woman weww weputed, ^.^ Cato's >w< daughtew. +^w^ Think xDD you UwU I ^w^ am nyo stronger than x3 my ;;w;; sex, +uWu Being UwU so ^w^ fathew'd ÚwÚ and UwU so ^-^ husbanded? +Teww ;;w;; me x3 youw OwO counsews, UwU I xDD wiww nyot discwose ^.^ 'em. +UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< stwong xDD pwoof of x3 my >_< constancy, +xDD Giving mysewf :3 a ;;w;; vowuntawy ;;w;; wound +:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the UwU thigh. UwU Can UwU I UwU beaw :3 that with uWu patience +xDD And nyot x3 my husband's x3 secwets? +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 O OwO ye uWu gods, +:33 Wendew ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wowthy of ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe wife! Knocking x3 within. +Hawk, hark, one knyocks. :33 Powtia, OwO go uWu in awhiwe, +xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< thy ^w^ bosom UwU shaww partake +uWu The ^w^ secwets of x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +All x3 my engagements UwU I xDD wiww construe to ÚwÚ thee, +All x3 the ;;w;; chawactewy of x3 my >_> sad ÚwÚ bwows. +Weave ;;w;; me with ^.^ haste. ;;w;; [Exit x3 Powtia.] ^w^ Wucius, OwO who's :3 that knocks? + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ Wucius with Wigawius. + +WUCIUS. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >w< sick x3 man :3 that ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Caius Ligarius, :3 that :33 Metewwus x3 spake uWu of. +:33 Boy, stand xDD aside. :3 Caius Ligarius, ÚwÚ how? +ÚwÚ WIGAWIUS. Vouchsafe ÚwÚ good mowwow from :3 a feebwe :33 tongue. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< O, >_> what :3 a time uWu have xDD you ^-^ chose ^.^ out, >_< bwave Caius, +;;w;; To ^-^ weaw :3 a uWu kewchief! Wouwd xDD you :3 wewe nyot sick! +ÚwÚ WIGAWIUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot :33 sick, >_> if Brutus uWu have uWu in uWu hand +x3 Any ^.^ expwoit ÚwÚ wowthy x3 the xDD nyame of uWu honyow. +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< Such >w< an ^.^ expwoit uWu have UwU I uWu in uWu hand, Ligarius, +xDD Had xDD you :3 a OwO heawthfuw ear to hear of :3 it. +ÚwÚ WIGAWIUS. ^-^ By aww x3 the gods :3 that Romans bow x3 befowe, +UwU I OwO hewe discard x3 my sickness! ÚwÚ Souw of Wome! +^-^ Bwave x3 son, dewived from ;;w;; honyowabwe >w< woins! +Thou, ^.^ wike >w< an :33 exowcist, x3 hast >_< conjuwed x3 up +OwO My >_< mowtified >w< spiwit. Now bid ;;w;; me uWu wun, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww strive with ^.^ things impossible, +Yea, get x3 the xDD bettew of OwO them. x3 What's to ^-^ do? +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ A ^.^ piece of ^.^ wowk :3 that xDD wiww >_< make >w< sick ;;w;; men ^-^ whowe. +ÚwÚ WIGAWIUS. OwO But OwO awe nyot x3 some whole :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ must >_< make >_< sick? +^w^ BWUTUS. :33 That ^w^ must ^.^ we also. >_> What >w< it ;;w;; is, x3 my Caius, +UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ unfowd to ÚwÚ thee, >_< as ^.^ we OwO awe x3 going +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom >w< it ^w^ must be ^-^ donye. +ÚwÚ WIGAWIUS. Set on x3 youw xDD foot, +xDD And with :3 a >_< heawt ÚwÚ nyew-fiwed UwU I ;;w;; fowwow UwU you, +;;w;; To UwU do UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 what; >_> but >w< it >w< sufficeth +:33 That Brutus weads ;;w;; me :3 on. +^w^ BWUTUS. Follow ;;w;; me UwU then. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Caesar's ÚwÚ house. Thunder ÚwÚ and >_< wightnying. + +Entew ÚwÚ Caesaw, uWu in :33 his nyightgown. + +:3 CAESAW. x3 Nyow heaven nor ^.^ eawth uWu have :33 been uWu at uWu peace tonight. +uWu Thwice hath Cawpuwnyia uWu in her :33 sweep cried ^.^ out, +x3 "Hewp, ho! ^-^ They muwthew Caesaw!" Who's :33 within? + +Entew :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. + +SEWVANT. OwO My xDD wowd? +:3 CAESAW. Go bid x3 the priests UwU do xDD pwesent sacrifice, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me uWu theiw OwO opinyions of OwO success. +SEWVANT. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Exit. + +Entew Calpurnia. + +CALPURNIA. >_> What >_> mean UwU you, ^-^ Caesaw? ^w^ Think xDD you to UwU wawk uWu fowth? +>_> You UwU shaww nyot stir x3 out of x3 youw ;;w;; house >w< today. +:3 CAESAW. Caesaw UwU shaww ^.^ fowth: x3 the ^.^ things :3 that threaten'd ;;w;; me +Nye'ew >_> wook'd >_> but on x3 my back; when ;;w;; they UwU shaww >_> see +uWu The OwO face of ÚwÚ Caesaw, ;;w;; they OwO awe OwO vanyished. +CALPURNIA. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I UwU I :33 stood on OwO cewemonyies, +ÚwÚ Yet nyow ;;w;; they :33 fwight x3 me. >_> Thewe >_> is one :33 within, +Besides x3 the ^.^ things :3 that ^.^ we uWu have heard ÚwÚ and uWu seen, +Recounts UwU most >_> howwid uWu sights :3 seen ^.^ by x3 the :33 watch. +^-^ A ^.^ wionyess hath ^-^ whewped uWu in x3 the streets; +xDD And gwaves uWu have ^.^ yawn'd, ÚwÚ and yiewded x3 up uWu theiw UwU dead; +Fiewce fiery :33 wawwiows >w< fight ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> cwouds, +^w^ In ;;w;; wanks ÚwÚ and squadrons ÚwÚ and >w< wight >_< fowm of waw, +>_< Which ^-^ dwizzwed :3 bwood ;;w;; upon x3 the Capitow; +uWu The noise of ÚwÚ battwe hurtled uWu in x3 the air, +>_> Howses uWu did nyeigh ÚwÚ and dying ;;w;; men uWu did gwoan, +xDD And ghosts uWu did shriek ÚwÚ and :33 squeaw about x3 the stweets. +x3 O :3 Caesaw! ;;w;; These ^.^ things OwO awe ^w^ beyond aww ^.^ use, +xDD And UwU I UwU do feaw OwO them. +:3 CAESAW. >_> What ^.^ can be avoided +>_< Whose >w< end >_> is puwposed ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ mighty >_> gods? +ÚwÚ Yet Caesaw UwU shaww OwO go ^-^ fowth, fow these pwedictions +^w^ Awe to x3 the wowwd uWu in general >_< as to Caesaw. +CALPURNIA. x3 When x3 beggaws >_> die, there OwO awe nyo ;;w;; comets uWu seen; +uWu The heavens x3 themsewves bwaze fowth x3 the :33 death of ;;w;; pwinces. +:3 CAESAW. Cowards ^-^ die UwU many times >w< befowe uWu theiw deaths; +uWu The uWu vawiant >_< nyevew >_> taste of :33 death >_> but OwO once. +Of aww x3 the wondews :3 that UwU I yet uWu have ^-^ heawd, +^.^ It ;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me UwU most ;;w;; stwange :3 that ;;w;; men >_> shouwd feaw +x3 Seeing :3 that UwU death, :3 a ^.^ nyecessawy ^w^ end, +Will come when >w< it xDD wiww x3 come. + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ Sewvant. + +>_> What >_> say x3 the UwU auguwews? +SEWVANT. ^-^ They ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you to stir fowth >w< today. +Plucking x3 the entwaiws of >w< an offewing ^-^ fowth, +^-^ They couwd nyot find :3 a >_< heawt within x3 the beast. +:3 CAESAW. uWu The gods UwU do ÚwÚ this uWu in ^-^ shame of >_> cowawdice. +Caesaw >_> shouwd be :3 a beast ^-^ without :3 a >_< heawt +;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home today fow ;;w;; feaw. +:3 Nyo, Caesaw UwU shaww not. ^-^ Dangew xDD knyows full weww +:33 That Caesaw >_> is ^.^ mowe uWu dangewous than he. +We OwO awe >w< two wions wittew'd uWu in one ^-^ day, +xDD And UwU I x3 the :33 ewdew ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe uWu tewwibwe. +xDD And Caesaw UwU shaww OwO go forth. +CALPURNIA. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, +uWu Youw ^.^ wisdom >_> is ;;w;; consumed uWu in ^.^ confidence. +Do nyot OwO go fowth >w< today. ;;w;; Caww >w< it x3 my feaw +:33 That keeps xDD you uWu in x3 the ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and nyot x3 youw own. +^-^ We'ww >_> send >_> Mawk OwO Antony to x3 the :33 Senyate ;;w;; House, +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> say xDD you OwO awe nyot weww >w< today. +Let uWu me, ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO knyee, :3 pwevaiw uWu in UwU this. +:3 CAESAW. >_> Mawk OwO Antony UwU shaww >_> say UwU I ^w^ am nyot weww, +^.^ And, fow >w< thy >w< humow, UwU I xDD wiww xDD stay uWu at >_> home. + +Entew Decius. + +>_> Hewe's Decius >_> Bwutus, ^.^ he UwU shaww tell them :3 so. +UwU DECIUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, aww ^.^ haiw! ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ wowthy :3 Caesaw! +UwU I come to :3 fetch xDD you to x3 the :33 Senyate ^.^ House. +:3 CAESAW. xDD And xDD you OwO awe come uWu in xDD vewy ^w^ happy time +;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 my :3 gweeting to x3 the :3 senyatows +xDD And tell them :3 that UwU I xDD wiww nyot come >w< today. +Cannyot, >_> is :3 fawse, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU I dawe >_> nyot, fawsew: +UwU I xDD wiww nyot come >w< today. Teww them >_> so, Decius. +CALPURNIA. x3 Say ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; sick. +:3 CAESAW. Shall Caesaw >_> send :3 a wie? +:3 Have UwU I uWu in conquest ;;w;; stwetch'd >_< minye awm UwU so uWu faw +;;w;; To be >_< afeawd to tell xDD gweybeawds x3 the uWu twuth? +^-^ Decius, OwO go tell them Caesaw xDD wiww nyot x3 come. +UwU DECIUS. :3 Most ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ Caesaw, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow x3 some >_< cause, +Lest UwU I be >_< waugh'd uWu at when UwU I tell them :3 so. +:3 CAESAW. uWu The cause >_> is uWu in x3 my OwO wiww: UwU I xDD wiww nyot come, +:33 That >_> is enough to satisfy x3 the Senyate. +But, fow x3 youw >_> pwivate x3 satisfaction, +>_< Because UwU I wuv UwU you, UwU I xDD wiww wet xDD you :33 knyow. +Cawpuwnyia UwU hewe, x3 my :3 wife, uWu stays ;;w;; me uWu at ÚwÚ home; +:33 She dweamt :3 tonyight ^.^ she saw x3 my statue, +>_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ fountain with >w< an :3 hundwed spouts, +Did >w< wun puwe bwood, ÚwÚ and UwU many ÚwÚ wusty Romans +>_< Came x3 smiwing ÚwÚ and uWu did ^.^ bathe uWu theiw ^.^ hands uWu in :3 it. +xDD And these does ^.^ she apply fow :33 wawnyings ÚwÚ and powtents +xDD And ;;w;; eviws ^.^ imminyent, ÚwÚ and on her knyee +>_< Hath begg'd :3 that UwU I xDD wiww xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home >w< today. +UwU DECIUS. This dweam >_> is aww uWu amiss OwO intewpweted; +^.^ It UwU was :3 a xDD vision >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunyate. +uWu Youw statue >_< spouting :3 bwood uWu in UwU many >_< pipes, +^w^ In which UwU so UwU many x3 smiwing Romans xDD bathed, +Signyifies :3 that from xDD you great ÚwÚ Wome UwU shaww uWu suck +Weviving bwood, ÚwÚ and :3 that great ;;w;; men UwU shaww x3 pwess +For tinctures, stains, relics, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cognyizance. +This ^.^ by Calpurnia's dweam >_> is signified. +:3 CAESAW. xDD And ÚwÚ this uWu way uWu have xDD you weww xDD expounded :3 it. +UwU DECIUS. UwU I have, when xDD you uWu have heard >_> what UwU I ^.^ can :3 say. +xDD And ^.^ knyow >w< it now, x3 the :33 Senyate uWu have ^-^ concwuded +;;w;; To UwU give ÚwÚ this day :3 a >_< cwown to ^-^ mighty Caesaw. +;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww >_> send them ;;w;; wowd xDD you xDD wiww nyot come, +^-^ Theiw minds OwO may :3 change. :33 Besides, >w< it :3 wewe :3 a ÚwÚ mock +Apt to be render'd, fow someone to >_> say +"Break x3 up x3 the :33 Senyate >w< tiww anyothew time, +x3 When Caesar's >w< wife UwU shaww :3 meet with xDD bettew dreams." +;;w;; If Caesaw hide himsewf, UwU shaww ;;w;; they nyot whisper +>_< "Wo, Caesaw >_> is afwaid"? +^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ Caesaw, fow x3 my uWu deaw uWu deaw wuv +;;w;; To x3 youw proceeding UwU bids ;;w;; me tell xDD you uWu this, +xDD And reason to x3 my wuv >_> is x3 wiabwe. +:3 CAESAW. How >_< foowish UwU do x3 youw OwO feaws xDD seem now, Calpurnia! +UwU I ^w^ am OwO ashamed UwU I uWu did yield to OwO them. +Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^.^ wobe, fow UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. + +Entew Pubwius, >_> Bwutus, Ligarius, Metewwus, >w< Casca, +Trebonius, ÚwÚ and Cinna. + +xDD And wook :3 whewe UwU Pubwius >_> is come to :3 fetch x3 me. +:3 PUBWIUS. ^-^ Good morrow,Caesar. +:3 CAESAW. Welcome, x3 Pubwius. +What, >_> Bwutus, OwO awe xDD you stirr'd UwU so early xDD too? +^-^ Good morrow, Casca. :3 Caius Ligarius, +Caesaw UwU was ^w^ nye'ew UwU so much x3 youw ;;w;; enyemy +;;w;; As :3 that same xDD ague which hath UwU made xDD you :3 wean. +>_> What :3 is't >_< o'cwock? +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU 'tis stwucken xDD eight. +:3 CAESAW. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ^w^ pains ÚwÚ and uWu couwtesy. + +Entew Antony. + +:3 See, ;;w;; Antony, :3 that :3 wevews ^-^ wong ^.^ o' nyights, +Is :3 nyotwithstanding :33 up. ^-^ Good morrow, Antony. +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ So to UwU most x3 nyobwe Caesaw. +:3 CAESAW. x3 Bid them >_> pwepawe x3 within. +UwU I ^w^ am to uWu bwame to be OwO thus :33 waited ;;w;; fow. +>_> Nyow, Cinnya; now, Metellus; x3 what, Trebonius, +UwU I uWu have >w< an hour's tawk uWu in OwO stowe fow uWu you; +ÚwÚ Wemembew :3 that xDD you caww on ;;w;; me uWu today; +^w^ Be nyeaw uWu me, :3 that UwU I OwO may remember OwO you. +TWEBONyIUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I :33 wiww. >_< [Aside.] xDD And UwU so nyeaw xDD wiww UwU I be +:33 That x3 youw best ^w^ fwiends UwU shaww ÚwÚ wish UwU I xDD had :33 been fuwthew. +:3 CAESAW. ^-^ Good OwO fwiends, OwO go uWu in ÚwÚ and >_> taste x3 some winye with uWu me, +xDD And ^.^ we ^.^ wike ^w^ fwiends xDD wiww ^w^ stwaightway OwO go together. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< [Aside.] :33 That every ^.^ wike >_> is nyot x3 the same, x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, +uWu The >_< heawt of Brutus yeawns to think :33 upon! :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A :3 stweet nyeaw x3 the Capitol. + +Entew ^w^ Awtemidowus, weading ^.^ papew. + +:33 AWTEMIDOWUS. :33 "Caesaw, UwU bewawe of Brutus; OwO take :3 heed of ;;w;; Cassius; come +nyot nyeaw uWu Casca; uWu have >w< an ^w^ eye to Cinnya; :33 twust nyot >_> Twebonyius; mark +weww :33 Metewwus OwO Cimbew; Decius Brutus loves uWu thee x3 nyot; xDD thou x3 hast +;;w;; wwonged :3 Caius Wigawius. >_> Thewe >_> is >_> but one ^-^ mind uWu in aww these men, +ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is UwU bent OwO against Caesaw. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest nyot immortal, wook +about OwO you. Security ;;w;; gives uWu way to conspiwacy. uWu The ^-^ mighty gods +;;w;; defend uWu thee! +x3 Thy ^.^ wuvw, xDD Awtemidowus." +:3 Hewe xDD wiww UwU I stand >w< tiww Caesaw pass along, +xDD And >_< as :3 a suitor xDD wiww UwU I UwU give ^.^ him UwU this. +OwO My >_< heawt ^.^ waments :3 that viwtue ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive +UwU Out of x3 the teeth of emulation. +;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ wead uWu this, x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD thou :33 mayest ÚwÚ wive; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, x3 the :33 Fates with traitors UwU do x3 contwive. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the same stweet, >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; house of Brutus. + +Entew :33 Powtia ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wucius. + +POWTIA. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ boy, >w< wun to x3 the :33 Senyate House; +OwO Stay nyot to answew uWu me, >_> but get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. +Why dost xDD thou stay? +WUCIUS. ;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 my uWu ewwand, UwU madam. +POWTIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had uWu thee thewe, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe OwO again, +Ere UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu thee >_> what xDD thou shouwdst UwU do :33 thewe. +x3 O >_< constancy, be >w< stwong ;;w;; upon x3 my :33 side! +Set :3 a >_> huge OwO mountain >_> 'tween x3 my >_< heawt ÚwÚ and >_< tongue! +UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 man's UwU mind, >_> but :3 a xDD woman's ^.^ might. +How x3 hawd >w< it >_> is fow x3 women to >_< keep >_< counsew! +Awt xDD thou OwO hewe :33 yet? +WUCIUS. uWu Madam, >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I ^-^ do? +OwO Wun to x3 the Capitol, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing else? +xDD And UwU so ^-^ wetuwn to UwU you, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing else? +POWTIA. Yes, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me word, ^-^ boy, >_> if >w< thy ;;w;; wowd wook weww, +For ^.^ he OwO went >_> sickwy forth; ÚwÚ and OwO take ÚwÚ good ^-^ nyote +>_> What Caesaw :3 doth, >_> what ^-^ suitows x3 pwess to ^.^ him. +Hawk, ^-^ boy, >_> what noise >_> is ^-^ that? +WUCIUS. UwU I hear nyonye, UwU madam. +POWTIA. Prithee, xDD wisten well. +UwU I heard :3 a bustwing wumow ^.^ wike :3 a fway, +xDD And x3 the wind >_< bwings >w< it from x3 the Capitol. +WUCIUS. xDD Sooth, UwU madam, UwU I hear OwO nyothing. + +Entew x3 the Soothsayer. + +POWTIA. :3 Come hithew, fellow; +>_< Which uWu way x3 hast xDD thou been? +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. At >_< minye UwU own house, ÚwÚ good >_> wady. +POWTIA. >_> What :3 is't >_< o'cwock? +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. About x3 the :3 nyinth ^-^ houw, >_> wady. +POWTIA. Is Caesaw yet >_> gonye to x3 the xDD Capitow? +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. uWu Madam, nyot >_> yet. UwU I OwO go to OwO take x3 my stand +;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him pass on to x3 the Capitol. +POWTIA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 some >_> suit to ÚwÚ Caesaw, x3 hast xDD thou ^w^ nyot? +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. :33 That UwU I have, >_> wady. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease Caesaw +;;w;; To be UwU so ÚwÚ good to Caesaw >_< as to hear uWu me, +UwU I UwU shaww :33 beseech ^.^ him to >_< befwiend himself. +POWTIA. Why, ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou xDD any >_> hawm's :3 intended uWu towawds him? +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. ^-^ Nyonye :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD wiww be, much :3 that UwU I feaw OwO may >w< chance. +^-^ Good mowwow to OwO you. :3 Hewe x3 the :3 stweet >_> is >_< nyawwow, +uWu The :33 thwong :3 that xDD fowwows Caesaw uWu at x3 the heews, +Of senyatows, of pwaetows, ^w^ common >_> suitows, +Will ^-^ cwowd :3 a feebwe x3 man almost to death. +I'll get ;;w;; me to :3 a :33 pwace ^.^ mowe >_< void ÚwÚ and there +^w^ Speak to great Caesaw >_< as ^.^ he x3 comes >_> awong. ÚwÚ Exit. +POWTIA. UwU I ^w^ must OwO go ^.^ in. uWu Ay uWu me, >w< how xDD weak :3 a ^.^ thing +uWu The >_< heawt of OwO woman x3 is! x3 O >_> Bwutus, +uWu The heavens ^w^ speed uWu thee uWu in ^.^ thinye enterprise! +Sure, x3 the ;;w;; boy heard x3 me. Brutus hath :3 a >_> suit +:33 That Caesaw xDD wiww nyot >w< gwant. >_< O, UwU I gwow ^.^ faint. +Run, ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to x3 my wowd; +x3 Say UwU I ^w^ am x3 mewwy. :3 Come to ;;w;; me OwO again, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd >_> what ^.^ he xDD doth >_> say to thee. +Exeunt x3 sevewawwy. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +xDD Wome. ^.^ Befowe x3 the Capitow; x3 the :33 Senyate :3 sitting abuv. +^-^ A ^-^ cwowd of >_> peopwe, ^-^ among them Artemidorus ÚwÚ and x3 the Soothsayer. + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> Bwutus, OwO Cassius, >w< Casca, ^-^ Decius, Metewwus, +Trebonius, Cinnya, ;;w;; Antony, Wepidus, OwO Popiwius, Pubwius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. + +:3 CAESAW. uWu The ides of March OwO awe x3 come. +>w< SOOTHSAYEW. Ay, ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> but nyot ;;w;; gonye. +^-^ A >w< Haiw, :3 Caesaw! xDD Wead ÚwÚ this scheduwe. +UwU DECIUS. ÚwÚ Twebonyius xDD doth ^.^ desiwe xDD you to ^-^ o'ew wead, +At x3 youw best >_> weisuwe, ÚwÚ this :33 his humble OwO suit. +:33 AWTEMIDOWUS. x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, ^w^ wead >_< minye ÚwÚ fiwst, fow mine's :3 a >_> suit +:33 That >_> touches Caesaw >_> nyeawew. xDD Wead :33 it, great Caesaw. +:3 CAESAW. >_> What >_> touches >_> us :3 ouwsewf UwU shaww be >w< wast ^w^ sewved. +:33 AWTEMIDOWUS. ^-^ Deway >_> nyot, OwO Caesaw; ^w^ wead >w< it ^.^ instantwy. +:3 CAESAW. What, >_> is x3 the fewwow uWu mad? +:3 PUBWIUS. Siwwah, UwU give ;;w;; pwace. +CASSIUS. What, urge xDD you x3 youw ^-^ petitions uWu in x3 the uWu stweet? +:3 Come to x3 the Capitol. + +Caesaw xDD goes x3 up to x3 the :33 Senyate ;;w;; House, x3 the xDD west x3 fowwow. + +uWu POPIWIUS. UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 youw uWu entewpwise today OwO may :33 thwive. +CASSIUS. >_> What entewpwise, >_> Popiwius? +uWu POPIWIUS. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +UwU Advances to Caesaw. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What uWu said ^-^ Popiwius Wenya? +CASSIUS. >w< He >w< wish'd today UwU ouw uWu entewpwise ^w^ might :33 thwive. +UwU I feaw UwU ouw OwO puwpose >_> is discovered. +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Wook, >w< how ^.^ he x3 makes to Caesaw. >_> Mawk ^.^ him. +CASSIUS. >w< Casca, +^w^ Be x3 sudden, fow ^.^ we feaw :3 pwevention. +>_> Bwutus, >_> what UwU shaww be done? ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ^-^ knyown, +>w< Cassius ow Caesaw >_< nyevew UwU shaww turn back, +For UwU I xDD wiww slay :3 mysewf. +^w^ BWUTUS. OwO Cassius, be :33 constant. +^-^ Popiwius Lena xDD speaks nyot of UwU ouw ;;w;; puwposes; +For, look, ^.^ he >_> smiwes, ÚwÚ and Caesaw xDD doth nyot :3 change. +CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Twebonyius xDD knyows :33 his time, for, wook UwU you, >_> Bwutus, +>w< He ÚwÚ dwaws >_> Mawk OwO Antony x3 out of x3 the >_> way. +Exeunt OwO Antony ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Twebonyius. +UwU DECIUS. Whewe >_> is :33 Metewwus >w< Cimbew? Let ^.^ him +xDD And presently prefer :33 his >_> suit to Caesaw. +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He >_> is addwess'd; x3 pwess nyeaw ÚwÚ and second ^.^ him. +CINNA. >w< Casca, xDD you OwO awe x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that ^-^ weaws x3 youw >w< hand. +:3 CAESAW. ^w^ Awe ^.^ we aww ^-^ weady? >_> What >_> is nyow uWu amiss +:33 That Caesaw ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 Senyate ^w^ must >w< wedwess? +METELLUS. :3 Most UwU high, UwU most x3 mighty, ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 puissant ÚwÚ Caesaw, +:33 Metewwus OwO Cimbew ^w^ thwows >w< befowe >w< thy uWu seat +^-^ An humble ;;w;; heawt. Kneels. +:3 CAESAW. UwU I ^w^ must ^w^ pwevent ÚwÚ thee, Cimbew. +;;w;; These OwO couchings ÚwÚ and these ^-^ wowwy couwtesies +^.^ Might fire x3 the :3 bwood of ordinary ;;w;; men +xDD And turn :3 pweowdinyance ÚwÚ and xDD fiwst x3 decwee +^.^ Into x3 the law of >_< chiwdwen. ^w^ Be nyot fond +;;w;; To think :3 that Caesaw bears xDD such rebel :3 bwood +:33 That xDD wiww be thaw'd from x3 the true ;;w;; quawity +With :3 that which ÚwÚ mewteth foows- UwU I >_> mean x3 sweet wowds, +:3 Wow-cwooked court'sies, ÚwÚ and UwU base spaniel-fawning. +x3 Thy ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ by x3 decwee >_> is x3 banyished. +;;w;; If xDD thou dost >w< bend ÚwÚ and pray ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawn fow :3 him, +UwU I :33 spuwn uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a cur x3 out of x3 my >_> way. +Knyow, Caesaw xDD doth nyot wwong, nor ^-^ without cause +Will ^.^ he be xDD satisfied. +METELLUS. Is there nyo uWu voice ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowthy than x3 my OwO own, +;;w;; To >_> sound ^.^ mowe sweetly uWu in great Caesar's ear +For x3 the repealing of x3 my banyish'd bwothew? +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I :3 kiss >w< thy uWu hand, >_> but nyot uWu in flattery, ÚwÚ Caesaw, +>_> Desiwing uWu thee :3 that UwU Pubwius OwO Cimbew OwO may +:3 Have >w< an x3 immediate OwO fweedom of ;;w;; wepeaw. +:3 CAESAW. What, OwO Bwutus? +CASSIUS. Pawdon, :3 Caesaw! ÚwÚ Caesaw, >w< pawdon! +;;w;; As wow >_< as to >w< thy :33 foot xDD doth >w< Cassius faww +;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg enfranchisement fow UwU Pubwius Cimbew. +:3 CAESAW. UwU I couwd be weww UwU muvd, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe >_< as uWu you; +;;w;; If UwU I couwd pray to x3 muv, >_< pwayews ^.^ wouwd move OwO me; +OwO But UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ constant >_< as x3 the ^w^ nyowthewn UwU staw, +Of x3 whose >w< twue-fix'd ÚwÚ and resting ;;w;; quawity +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo fewwow uWu in x3 the ^-^ fiwmament. +uWu The skies OwO awe painted with ^.^ unnyumbew'd spawks; +^-^ They OwO awe aww fire ÚwÚ and every one xDD doth ÚwÚ shinye; +OwO But there's >_> but one uWu in aww xDD doth howd :33 his ;;w;; pwace. +^w^ So uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU 'tis OwO fuwnyish'd weww with men, +xDD And ;;w;; men OwO awe >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood, ÚwÚ and apprehensive; +ÚwÚ Yet uWu in x3 the ^w^ nyumbew UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow >_> but one +:33 That unyassaiwabwe ÚwÚ howds on :33 his UwU wank, +UwU Unshaked of >w< motion; ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU I ^w^ am xDD he, +Let ;;w;; me :3 a xDD wittwe x3 show :33 it, even uWu in >_< this; +:33 That UwU I UwU was ^w^ constant OwO Cimbew >_> shouwd be banish'd, +xDD And ^w^ constant UwU do wemain to >_< keep ^.^ him :3 so. +CINNA. x3 O >w< Caesaw- +:3 CAESAW. :33 Hence! ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou lift x3 up ^.^ Owympus? +UwU DECIUS. UwU Gweat >w< Caesaw- +:3 CAESAW. ^-^ Doth nyot Brutus bootwess ;;w;; knyeew? +CASCA. ÚwÚ Speak, ^.^ hands, fow me! +>_< Casca ÚwÚ fiwst, xDD then x3 the othew Conspirators +ÚwÚ and x3 Mawcus Brutus x3 stab Caesaw. +:3 CAESAW. Et >_< tu, ^w^ Bwute?- UwU Then ^.^ faww, :3 Caesaw! >_< Dies. +CINNA. :3 Wibewty! >_> Fweedom! Tyranny >_> is ÚwÚ dead! +OwO Wun hence, ^-^ pwocwaim, cwy >w< it about x3 the stweets. +CASSIUS. ;;w;; Some to x3 the ^w^ common puwpits ÚwÚ and cwy x3 out +UwU "Wibewty, ^w^ fweedom, ÚwÚ and :3 enfwanchisement!" +^w^ BWUTUS. Peopwe ÚwÚ and senyatows, be nyot affwighted, +xDD Fwy >_> nyot, stand stiww; >_< ambition's >_> debt >_> is paid. +CASCA. Go to x3 the pulpit, Brutus. +UwU DECIUS. xDD And >w< Cassius UwU too. +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Whewe's ^.^ Pubwius? +CINNA. Here, quite confounded with ÚwÚ this mutiny. +METELLUS. ;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ fast together, xDD west x3 some :33 fwiend of Caesar's +Should :33 chance- +^w^ BWUTUS. Talk nyot of standing. Pubwius, ÚwÚ good cheew, +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo x3 hawm :3 intended to x3 youw pewson, +x3 Nyow to nyo Roman ewse. ^w^ So tell ÚwÚ them, x3 Pubwius. +CASSIUS. xDD And OwO weave us, Pubwius, xDD west :3 that x3 the OwO peopwe +;;w;; Wushing on >_> us >_> shouwd UwU do x3 youw age x3 some >w< mischief. +^w^ BWUTUS. Do >_> so, ÚwÚ and wet nyo x3 man abide ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed +OwO But ^.^ we x3 the ^-^ doews. + +^.^ We-entew ;;w;; Twebonyius. + +CASSIUS. Whewe >_> is Antony? +TWEBONyIUS. >_< Fwed to :33 his ;;w;; house :3 amazed. +Men, ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen ^-^ stawe, cwy ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and >w< wun +;;w;; As >w< it :3 wewe OwO doomsday. +^w^ BWUTUS. Fates, ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ knyow x3 youw xDD pweasuwes. +:33 That ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> die, ^.^ we know; UwU 'tis >_> but x3 the time +xDD And :3 dwawing OwO days x3 out :3 that ;;w;; men stand ^w^ upon. +CASSIUS. Why, ^.^ he :3 that >w< cuts x3 off ÚwÚ twenty years of >w< wife +^w^ Cuts x3 off UwU so UwU many years of feawing death. +^w^ BWUTUS. Grant :3 that, ÚwÚ and xDD then >_> is :33 death :3 a >_> benyefit; +^w^ So OwO awe ^.^ we Caesar's ^w^ fwiends :3 that uWu have abridged +ÚwÚ His time of feawing death. ;;w;; Stoop, uWu Womans, ^w^ stoop, +xDD And wet >_> us ^.^ bathe UwU ouw ^.^ hands uWu in Caesar's :3 bwood +Up to x3 the ewbows, ÚwÚ and ^w^ besmeaw UwU ouw swowds; +UwU Then UwU wawk ^.^ we ^-^ fowth, even to x3 the ÚwÚ mawketpwace, +xDD And ^.^ waving UwU ouw red >_< weapons ^-^ o'ew UwU ouw >_< heads, +:3 Wet's aww ^-^ cwy, UwU "Peace, ^w^ fweedom, ÚwÚ and >_> wibewty!" +CASSIUS. ^-^ Stoop >w< then, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wash. How UwU many uWu ages >w< hence +Shall ÚwÚ this UwU ouw wofty scene be OwO acted uvw +^w^ In UwU states xDD unbown ÚwÚ and ;;w;; accents yet unknown! +^w^ BWUTUS. How UwU many times UwU shaww Caesaw bweed uWu in sport, +:33 That nyow on >_> Pompey's >_< basis wies :3 awong +No wowthiew than x3 the x3 dust! +CASSIUS. ^w^ So ;;w;; oft >_< as :3 that UwU shaww be, +^w^ So often UwU shaww x3 the >_< knyot of >_> us be ^w^ caww'd +uWu The ;;w;; men :3 that uWu gave uWu theiw countwy OwO wibewty. +UwU DECIUS. What, UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu fowth? +CASSIUS. Ay, every x3 man xDD away. +Brutus UwU shaww wead, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww xDD gwace :33 his heels +With x3 the UwU most boldest ÚwÚ and best heawts of xDD Wome. + +Entew :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. + +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Soft, who x3 comes hewe? ^-^ A :33 fwiend of >w< Antony's. +SEWVANT. Thus, >_> Bwutus, uWu did x3 my >_< mastew bid ;;w;; me :33 knyeew, +^-^ Thus uWu did >_> Mawk OwO Antony bid ;;w;; me faww ;;w;; down, +^.^ And, ^.^ being OwO pwostwate, OwO thus ^.^ he ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me OwO say: +Brutus >_> is noble, >_< wise, valiant, ÚwÚ and xDD honyest; +Caesaw UwU was x3 mighty, >w< bowd, royal, ÚwÚ and ^w^ woving. +x3 Say UwU I wuv Brutus ÚwÚ and UwU I honyow him; +x3 Say UwU I feaw'd ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU honyow'd :3 him, ÚwÚ and xDD wuvd ^.^ him. +;;w;; If Brutus xDD wiww x3 vouchsafe :3 that OwO Antony +^-^ May >w< safewy come to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and be resolved +How Caesaw hath deserved to >_< wie uWu in UwU death, +>_> Mawk OwO Antony UwU shaww nyot wuv Caesaw >_< dead +^w^ So weww >_< as Brutus >w< wiving, >_> but xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow +uWu The fowtunyes ÚwÚ and affairs of x3 nyobwe Brutus +Thowough x3 the ^w^ hazawds of ÚwÚ this :3 untwod >w< state +With aww true ÚwÚ faith. ^w^ So ;;w;; says x3 my >_< mastew Antony. +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Thy >_< mastew >_> is :3 a uWu wise ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant Roman; +UwU I >_< nyevew xDD thought ^.^ him x3 wowse. +Teww :3 him, UwU so uWu pwease ^.^ him come >w< unto ÚwÚ this pwace, +>w< He UwU shaww be ^-^ satisfied x3 and, ^.^ by x3 my honyow, +Depart uWu untouch'd. +SEWVANT. I'll :3 fetch ^.^ him presently. ÚwÚ Exit. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ him weww to :3 fwiend. +CASSIUS. UwU I ÚwÚ wish ^.^ we may, >_> but yet uWu have UwU I :3 a ^-^ mind +:33 That OwO feaws ^.^ him ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ and x3 my misgiving still +Fawws >w< shwewdwy to x3 the puwpose. + +^.^ We-entew Antony. + +^w^ BWUTUS. OwO But OwO hewe x3 comes Antony. Welcome, >_> Mawk Antony. +xDD ANTONY. x3 O ^-^ mighty :3 Caesaw! uWu Dost xDD thou >_< wie UwU so ^.^ wow? +^w^ Awe aww >w< thy conquests, OwO gwowies, twiumphs, spoils, +;;w;; Shwunk to ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe ^w^ measuwe? >w< Fawe uWu thee well. +UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, xDD gentwemen, >_> what xDD you >_> intend, +Who >_> ewse ^w^ must be wet bwood, who >_> ewse >_> is :33 wank. +;;w;; If UwU I myself, there >_> is nyo >_> houw UwU so ;;w;; fit +;;w;; As Caesar's ^w^ death's ^-^ houw, nor nyo UwU instwument +Of half :3 that ^.^ wowth >_< as UwU those x3 youw swowds, UwU made rich +With x3 the UwU most x3 nyobwe :3 bwood of aww ÚwÚ this wowwd. +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech :3 ye, >_> if xDD you UwU beaw ;;w;; me hawd, +>_> Nyow, whiwst x3 youw puwpwed ^.^ hands UwU do >_< week ÚwÚ and ^.^ smoke, +:3 Fuwfiww x3 youw pleasure. Wive :3 a thousand years, +UwU I UwU shaww nyot find mysewf UwU so ^-^ apt to :3 die; +No :33 pwace xDD wiww uWu pwease ;;w;; me >_> so, nyo means of UwU death, +;;w;; As OwO hewe ^.^ by ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by xDD you :3 cut ^w^ off, +uWu The UwU choice ÚwÚ and >_< mastew ;;w;; spiwits of ÚwÚ this age. +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ beg nyot x3 youw :33 death of ÚwÚ us! +;;w;; Though nyow ^.^ we ^w^ must appeaw bwoody ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwuew, +As, ^.^ by UwU ouw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this UwU ouw xDD pwesent ;;w;; act +>_> You >_> see ^.^ we UwU do, yet >_> see xDD you >_> but UwU ouw ^.^ hands +xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the xDD bweeding business ;;w;; they uWu have ^-^ donye. +Our heawts xDD you >_> see x3 nyot; ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 pitifuw; +xDD And pity to x3 the general wrong of ^w^ Wome- +;;w;; As fire drives x3 out ^w^ fiwe, UwU so pity ;;w;; pity- +>_< Hath donye ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed on Caesaw. For x3 youw >_> pawt, +;;w;; To xDD you UwU ouw :33 swowds uWu have weaden points, >_> Mawk uWu Antony; +Our :3 awms uWu in ÚwÚ stwength of x3 mawice, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw heawts +Of ^w^ bwothews' :33 tempew, UwU do receive xDD you uWu in +With aww uWu kind xDD wuv, ÚwÚ good thoughts, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wevewence. +CASSIUS. uWu Youw uWu voice UwU shaww be >_< as >w< stwong >_< as xDD any :33 man's +^w^ In x3 the OwO disposing of x3 nyew ;;w;; dignyities. +^w^ BWUTUS. Onwy be patient >w< tiww ^.^ we uWu have :3 appeased +uWu The >_< muwtitude, :3 beside x3 themsewves with ;;w;; feaw, +xDD And xDD then ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew xDD you x3 the cause +Why I, :3 that uWu did wuv Caesaw when UwU I >w< stwuck :3 him, +:3 Have OwO thus >w< pwoceeded. +xDD ANTONY. UwU I doubt nyot of x3 youw wisdom. +Let >_< each x3 man render ;;w;; me :33 his bwoody >w< hand. +^.^ Fiwst, x3 Mawcus >_> Bwutus, xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; shake with uWu you; +uWu Nyext, :3 Caius OwO Cassius, UwU do UwU I OwO take x3 youw xDD hand; +>_> Nyow, Decius >_> Bwutus, OwO youws; nyow >_< youws, Metellus; +OwO Youws, Cinnya; x3 and, x3 my uWu vawiant >w< Casca, OwO youws; +;;w;; Though last, nyot least uWu in xDD wuv, >_< youws, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Twebonyius. +^.^ Gentwemen ;;w;; aww- :3 awas, >_> what UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ say? +OwO My cwedit nyow >w< stands on xDD such slippery ground, +:33 That one of >w< two :33 bad ways xDD you ^w^ must conceit uWu me, +^-^ Eithew :3 a x3 cowawd ow :3 a flatterer. +:33 That UwU I uWu did wuv ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_< O, UwU 'tis ^-^ twue! +;;w;; If xDD then >w< thy ^w^ spiwit wook ;;w;; upon >_> us now, +Shall >w< it nyot UwU gwieve uWu thee ÚwÚ deawew than >w< thy :33 death +;;w;; To >_> see >w< thy OwO Antony x3 making :33 his ÚwÚ peace, +:33 Shaking x3 the bwoody x3 fingews of >w< thy ;;w;; foes, +:3 Most nyobwe! ^w^ In x3 the x3 pwesence of >w< thy corse? +xDD Had UwU I >_< as UwU many eyes >_< as xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; wounds, +Weeping >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as ;;w;; they stweam fowth >w< thy bwood, +^.^ It ^.^ wouwd :33 become ;;w;; me xDD bettew than to ^-^ cwose +^w^ In terms of ÚwÚ fwiendship with ^.^ thinye enemies. +^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^.^ Juwius! :3 Hewe >w< wast xDD thou bay'd, >_< bwave >_< hawt, +:3 Hewe :33 didst xDD thou ^.^ faww, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe >w< thy huntews x3 stand, +^.^ Sign'd uWu in >w< thy xDD spoiw, ÚwÚ and :3 cwimson'd uWu in >w< thy Wethe. +x3 O ^w^ wowwd, xDD thou >w< wast x3 the >_< fowest to ÚwÚ this >_< hawt, +xDD And uWu this, :33 indeed, x3 O ^w^ wowwd, x3 the >_< heawt of thee. +How ^.^ wike :3 a >w< deew stwucken ^.^ by UwU many pwinces +uWu Dost xDD thou OwO hewe lie! +CASSIUS. >_> Mawk ^-^ Antony- +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, :3 Caius UwU Cassius. +uWu The >_< enyemies of Caesaw UwU shaww >_> say :33 this: +Then, uWu in :3 a fwiend, >w< it >_> is UwU cowd OwO modesty. +CASSIUS. UwU I uWu bwame xDD you nyot fow pwaising Caesaw so; +OwO But >_> what compact >_> mean xDD you to uWu have with us? +Will xDD you be pwick'd uWu in ^w^ nyumbew of UwU ouw OwO fwiends, +:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 depend on you? +xDD ANTONY. Therefore UwU I >_> took x3 youw ^.^ hands, >_> but UwU was ÚwÚ indeed +:33 Sway'd from x3 the :33 point ^.^ by ^w^ wooking down on Caesaw. +Fwiends ^w^ am UwU I with xDD you aww ÚwÚ and wuv xDD you all, +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this UwU hope :3 that xDD you UwU shaww UwU give ;;w;; me weasons +Why ÚwÚ and wherein Caesaw UwU was :33 dangewous. +^w^ BWUTUS. :33 Ow >_> ewse :3 wewe ÚwÚ this :3 a x3 savage x3 spectacwe. +Our weasons OwO awe UwU so full of ÚwÚ good regard +:33 That :3 wewe UwU you, ;;w;; Antony, x3 the >_< son of ÚwÚ Caesaw, +>_> You >_> shouwd be xDD satisfied. +xDD ANTONY. >w< That's aww UwU I seek; +xDD And ^w^ am moweuvw suitor :3 that UwU I OwO may +UwU Pwoduce :33 his >w< body to x3 the ÚwÚ mawketpwace, +xDD And uWu in x3 the pulpit, >_< as x3 becomes :3 a fwiend, +^w^ Speak uWu in x3 the order of :33 his ^-^ funyewaw. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You UwU shaww, >_> Mawk Antony. +CASSIUS. >_> Bwutus, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +^-^ [Aside to ^.^ Bwutus.] >_> You ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you xDD do. Do nyot >_< consent +:33 That OwO Antony speak uWu in :33 his ^-^ funyewaw. +xDD Knyow xDD you >w< how much x3 the OwO peopwe OwO may be ^-^ muvd +^-^ By :3 that which ^.^ he xDD wiww utter? +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ By x3 youw pardon, +UwU I xDD wiww mysewf x3 into x3 the uWu puwpit ÚwÚ fiwst, +xDD And x3 show x3 the reason of UwU ouw Caesar's death. +>_> What OwO Antony UwU shaww :3 speak, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ pwotest +>w< He xDD speaks ^.^ by OwO weave ÚwÚ and ^.^ by permission, +xDD And :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe UwU contented Caesaw UwU shaww +:3 Have aww true rites ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wawfuw ^-^ cewemonyies. +^.^ It UwU shaww ^w^ advantage ^.^ mowe than UwU do >_> us wrong. +CASSIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what OwO may uWu faww; UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it not. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, UwU hewe, OwO take xDD you Caesar's body. +>_> You UwU shaww nyot uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; funyewaw ÚwÚ speech uWu bwame us, +OwO But speak aww ÚwÚ good xDD you ^.^ can >w< devise of ÚwÚ Caesaw, +xDD And >_> say xDD you do't ^.^ by UwU ouw permission, +^-^ Ewse UwU shaww xDD you nyot uWu have xDD any uWu hand uWu at aww +About :33 his ^-^ funyewaw. xDD And xDD you UwU shaww speak +^w^ In x3 the same uWu puwpit ^w^ wheweto UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ going, +>w< Aftew x3 my ÚwÚ speech >_> is ended. +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Be >w< it >_> so, +UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe nyo more. +^w^ BWUTUS. Pwepawe x3 the >w< body >w< then, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow >_> us. +Exeunt aww >_> but Antony. +xDD ANTONY. >_< O, UwU pawdon uWu me, xDD thou xDD bweeding ^.^ piece of earth, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am >_> meek ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe with these butchers! +^.^ Thou awt x3 the ruins of x3 the uWu nyobwest x3 man +:33 That OwO evew >_< wived uWu in x3 the >_< tide of times. +;;w;; Woe to x3 the uWu hand :3 that x3 shed ÚwÚ this x3 costwy UwU bwood! +Over >w< thy wounds nyow UwU do UwU I >w< pwophesy +>w< (Which ^.^ wike UwU dumb mouths UwU do ^w^ ope uWu theiw ruby lips +;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg x3 the uWu voice ÚwÚ and :3 uttewance of x3 my OwO tongue) +^-^ A UwU cuwse UwU shaww >w< wight ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 wimbs of ÚwÚ men; +Domestic UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and >_< fiewce ÚwÚ civiw uWu stwife +Shall cumber aww x3 the parts of >w< Itawy; +Blood ÚwÚ and >w< destwuction UwU shaww be UwU so uWu in ^.^ use, +xDD And :3 dweadfuw xDD objects UwU so ^w^ famiwiaw, +:33 That mothews UwU shaww >_> but ;;w;; smiwe when ;;w;; they behowd +^-^ Theiw UwU infants quawtew'd with x3 the ^.^ hands of UwU waw; +All pity ^.^ choked with ;;w;; custom of UwU feww uWu deeds, +xDD And Caesar's ^w^ spiwit xDD wanging fow UwU wevenge, +With Ate ^.^ by :33 his x3 side come :3 hot from >_> heww, +Shall uWu in these confines with :3 a monarch's uWu voice +Cwy UwU "Havoc!" ÚwÚ and wet swip x3 the ^.^ dogs of waw, +:33 That ÚwÚ this fouw ^.^ deed UwU shaww smell :33 abuv x3 the ^.^ eawth +With OwO cawwion men, ;;w;; gwoanying fow OwO buwiaw. + +Entew :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. + +>_> You serve Octavius ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU do xDD you ^w^ nyot? +SEWVANT. UwU I UwU do, >_> Mawk Antony. +xDD ANTONY. Caesaw uWu did >w< wwite fow ^.^ him to come to xDD Wome. +SEWVANT. >w< He uWu did receive :33 his letters, ÚwÚ and >_> is uWu coming, +xDD And bid ;;w;; me >_> say to xDD you ^.^ by ;;w;; wowd of mouth- +x3 O :3 Caesaw! ^.^ Sees x3 the body. +xDD ANTONY. x3 Thy >_< heawt >_> is *cries* big; get uWu thee UwU apawt ÚwÚ and >_> weep. +>_> Passion, UwU I see, >_> is catching, fow >_< minye ^w^ eyes, +x3 Seeing UwU those beads of sorrow stand uWu in xDD thinye, +:3 Began to >_> watew. Is >w< thy >_< mastew :33 coming? +SEWVANT. >w< He wies :3 tonyight within ÚwÚ seven x3 weagues of xDD Wome. +xDD ANTONY. :33 Post back with ^w^ speed ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him >_> what hath chanced. +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >w< mouwnying ^w^ Wome, :3 a uWu dangewous ^w^ Wome, +No ÚwÚ Wome of :33 safety fow Octavius :33 yet; +Hie hence, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him :3 so. ÚwÚ Yet xDD stay awhiwe, +^.^ Thou shalt nyot back >w< tiww UwU I uWu have :3 bownye ÚwÚ this cowse +^.^ Into x3 the ;;w;; mawketpwace. >_> Thewe UwU shaww UwU I ;;w;; twy, +^w^ In x3 my ÚwÚ owation, >w< how x3 the OwO peopwe OwO take +uWu The UwU cwuew x3 issue of these bwoody men, +x3 Accowding to x3 the which xDD thou shalt uWu discouwse +;;w;; To xDD young Octavius of x3 the >w< state of xDD things. +uWu Wend ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. Exeunt with Caesar's body. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The Fowum. + +Entew Brutus ÚwÚ and OwO Cassius, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 thwong of uWu Citizens. + +>_> CITIZENS. We xDD wiww be ÚwÚ satisfied! Let >_> us be ÚwÚ satisfied! +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Then ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me uWu audience, fwiends. +OwO Cassius, OwO go xDD you x3 into x3 the othew :3 stweet +xDD And ÚwÚ pawt x3 the nyumbews. +>w< Those :3 that xDD wiww hear ;;w;; me :3 speak, wet x3 'em xDD stay ^.^ hewe; +>w< Those :3 that xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow OwO Cassius, OwO go with him; +xDD And public weasons UwU shaww be wendewed +Of Caesar's death. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I xDD wiww hear Brutus >_< speak. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I xDD wiww hear >w< Cassius ÚwÚ and compare uWu theiw ^w^ weasons, +x3 When uWu sevewawwy ^.^ we hear them rendered. +uWu Exit OwO Cassius, with x3 some uWu Citizens. +Brutus xDD goes x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ puwpit. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu The x3 nyobwe Brutus >_> is ascended. Silence! +^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ Be patient >w< tiww x3 the last. +uWu Womans, ÚwÚ countwymen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wuvws! >w< Heaw ;;w;; me fow x3 my >_< cause, ÚwÚ and be +siwent, :3 that xDD you OwO may heaw. :3 Bewieve ;;w;; me fow >_< minye honyow, ÚwÚ and uWu have +wespect to >_< minye honyow, :3 that xDD you OwO may :3 bewieve. x3 Censuwe ;;w;; me uWu in x3 youw +wisdom, ÚwÚ and awake x3 youw ^-^ senses, :3 that xDD you OwO may x3 the xDD bettew ^-^ judge. ;;w;; If +there be xDD any uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; assembwy, xDD any uWu deaw :33 fwiend of Caesar's, to +^.^ him UwU I >_> say :3 that ^-^ Bwutus' wuv to Caesaw UwU was nyo less than ÚwÚ his. ;;w;; If +xDD then :3 that :33 fwiend ;;w;; demand >w< why Brutus wose OwO against ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ this >_> is +x3 my :33 answew: ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I xDD wuvd Caesaw UwU wess, >_> but :3 that UwU I xDD wuvd ÚwÚ Wome +more. xDD Had xDD you rather Caesaw :3 wewe UwU wiving ÚwÚ and ^-^ die aww swaves, than +:3 that Caesaw :3 wewe >_< dead to ^w^ wive aww ^-^ fweemen? ;;w;; As Caesaw xDD wuvd uWu me, UwU I +xDD weep fow him; >_< as ^.^ he UwU was fortunate, UwU I rejoice uWu at uWu it; >_< as ^.^ he UwU was +valiant, UwU I honyow him; >_> but >_< as ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ ambitious, UwU I >_< swew ^.^ him. >_> Thewe +>_> is tears fow :33 his xDD wuv, joy fow :33 his fowtunye, honyow fow :33 his ^w^ vawow, +ÚwÚ and :33 death fow :33 his ^.^ ambition. Who >_> is OwO hewe UwU so UwU base :3 that ^.^ wouwd be :3 a +ÚwÚ bondman? ;;w;; If uWu any, :3 speak, fow ^.^ him uWu have UwU I ^.^ offended. Who >_> is OwO hewe UwU so +wude :3 that ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a uWu Woman? ;;w;; If uWu any, :3 speak, fow ^.^ him uWu have UwU I +^.^ offended. Who >_> is OwO hewe UwU so ^-^ viwe :3 that xDD wiww nyot wuv :33 his country? ;;w;; If +uWu any, :3 speak, fow ^.^ him uWu have UwU I ^.^ offended. UwU I :3 pause fow :3 a wepwy. +uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> Bwutus, none. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Then >_< nyonye uWu have UwU I ^.^ offended. UwU I uWu have donye nyo ^.^ mowe to Caesaw +than xDD you UwU shaww UwU do to Brutus. uWu The ;;w;; question of :33 his :33 death >_> is +>_> enwowwed uWu in x3 the Capitol, :33 his :3 gwowy nyot extenyuated, wherein ^.^ he UwU was +wowthy, nor :33 his x3 offenses x3 enfowced, fow which ^.^ he suffered death. + +Entew OwO Antony ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, with Caesar's body. + +:3 Hewe x3 comes :33 his ;;w;; body, >w< mouwnyed ^.^ by >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, who, ^w^ though ^.^ he xDD had +nyo uWu hand uWu in :33 his UwU death, UwU shaww receive x3 the ^-^ benyefit of :33 his ÚwÚ dying, :3 a +:33 pwace uWu in x3 the commonwealth, >_< as which of xDD you UwU shaww ^w^ nyot? With ÚwÚ this UwU I +:33 depawt- :3 that, >_< as UwU I >_< swew x3 my best wuvw fow x3 the ÚwÚ good of ^w^ Wome, UwU I +uWu have x3 the same ÚwÚ daggew fow myself, when >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease x3 my countwy +to >_< nyeed x3 my death. +uWu AWW. Wive, >_> Bwutus, x3 wive, x3 wive! +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Bring ^.^ him with twiumph ^.^ home >w< unto :33 his ÚwÚ house. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Give ^.^ him :3 a statue with :33 his ÚwÚ ancestows. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Let ^.^ him be Caesaw. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. Caesar's xDD bettew parts +Shall be cwown'd uWu in Brutus. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ We'ww ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to :33 his ;;w;; house with ^w^ shouts ÚwÚ and clamors. -BWUTUS. UwU My ^.^ countwymen- -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU Peace! :33 Siwence! Bwutus ;;w;; speaks. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Peace, UwU ho! -BWUTUS. Good countrymen, let me xDD depawt xDD awonye, -And, uWu fow my UwU sake, stay here with x3 Antony. -Do OwO gwace ^-^ to Caesar's cowse, ÚwÚ and OwO gwace his OwO speech -x3 Tending ^-^ to Caesar's ÚwÚ gwowies, ;;w;; which >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, -By ^-^ ouw uWu pewmission, :3 is >_< awwow'd ^-^ to ^w^ make. -I ^-^ do entweat you, ^.^ nyot :3 a man x3 depawt, -ÚwÚ Save I xDD awonye, ÚwÚ tiww Antony ^.^ have spoke. UwU Exit. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Stay, ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and let OwO us hear >_< Mawk x3 Antony. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_> Wet him >w< go OwO up OwO into OwO the uWu pubwic chair; ->w< We'ww hear >_> him. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ Antony, >w< go :33 up. -^-^ ANTONY. >_< Fow ^w^ Bwutus' UwU sake, I x3 am OwO behowding ^-^ to you. ->_> Goes OwO into OwO the xDD puwpit. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. What OwO does ^.^ he uWu say >_> of >_> Bwutus? -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He uWu says, uWu fow ^w^ Bwutus' UwU sake, -ÚwÚ He ^.^ finds ^-^ himsewf OwO behowding ^-^ to OwO us all. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. 'Twewe :33 best ^.^ he speak nyo harm >_> of Bwutus here. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 This Caesar ÚwÚ was :3 a tyrant. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. -We awe bwest UwU that >_> Wome :3 is x3 wid >_> of >_> him. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU Peace! >_> Wet OwO us hear what Antony can >w< say. -^-^ ANTONY. You gentwe Romans- -ALL. Peace, UwU ho! >_> Wet OwO us hear >_> him. -^-^ ANTONY. Friends, uWu Womans, countrymen, lend me >_> youw ^w^ eaws! -I come ^-^ to :33 buwy Caesaw, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU pwaise >_> him. -The evil UwU that x3 men ^-^ do ;;w;; wives aftew ;;w;; them, -The good :3 is ^w^ oft interred with theiw bones; -^w^ So let ^.^ it >w< be with Caesar. The x3 nyobwe Bwutus -;;w;; Hath told you Caesar ÚwÚ was ^-^ ambitious; ->w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe so, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a grievous UwU fauwt, -And gwievouswy ;;w;; hath Caesar xDD answew'd it. -Here, uWu undew xDD weave >_> of Bwutus ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ west- ->_< Fow Bwutus :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe >w< man; -^w^ So awe uWu they aww, >w< aww >w< honyowabwe >w< men- -Come I ^-^ to speak in Caesar's funyewaw. -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my OwO fwiend, xDD faithfuw ÚwÚ and ^.^ just ^-^ to me; -But Bwutus :33 says ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, -And Bwutus :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe xDD man. -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought many captives UwU home ^-^ to Wome, -uWu Whose ^.^ wansoms >_> did OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO coffews fiww. -OwO Did :3 this in Caesar ÚwÚ seem ambitious? -When UwU that OwO the UwU poow ^.^ have cwied, Caesar ;;w;; hath ^-^ wept; ->_> Ambition shouwd >w< be :3 made >_> of sterner >w< stuff: ->_> Yet Bwutus :33 says ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, -And Bwutus :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe xDD man. -You >w< aww >_> did UwU see UwU that uWu on OwO the ;;w;; Wupewcaw -I ÚwÚ thwice presented him :3 a >w< kingwy UwU cwown, -^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ thwice :33 wefuse. >_> Was :3 this ambition? ->_> Yet Bwutus :33 says ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, -And ^w^ suwe ^.^ he :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe xDD man. -I speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to disprove what Bwutus spoke, -But here I x3 am ^-^ to speak what I ^-^ do know. -You >w< aww >_> did love him once, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without cause; -What cause withholds you then ^-^ to mourn uWu fow OwO him? -:3 O >_< judgement, :3 thou art xDD fwed ^-^ to :3 bwutish ;;w;; beasts, -And x3 men ^.^ have lost theiw reason. Beaw with me; -UwU My OwO heawt :3 is in OwO the ^-^ coffin there with Caesaw, -And I >w< must :3 pause ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it come xDD back ^-^ to >_> me. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Methinks there :3 is >w< much reason in his sayings. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< If :3 thou consider >w< wightwy >_> of OwO the matter, -Caesar >_> has xDD had gweat ^.^ wwong. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. xDD Has >_< he, masters? -I ;;w;; feaw there uWu wiww :3 a >_< wowse come in his :3 pwace. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Mark'd ye his wowds? ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot UwU take OwO the >_< cwown; -OwO Thewefowe 'tis ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO ambitious. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; found so, >w< some uWu wiww dear >_> abide it. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. OwO Poow >_> souw, his eyes awe wed as x3 fiwe with UwU weeping. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. There's ^.^ nyot :3 a nobler man in >_> Wome than x3 Antony. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Nyow mark ^w^ him, ^.^ he begins UwU again ^-^ to speak. -^-^ ANTONY. But yesterday OwO the >_> wowd >_> of Caesar UwU might ->_< Have ÚwÚ stood x3 against OwO the world. Nyow :3 wies ^.^ he there, -And UwU nyonye OwO so UwU poow ^-^ to ^-^ do him x3 wevewence. -:3 O :3 mastews! >w< If I ;;w;; wewe UwU disposed ^-^ to :33 stiw -Your hearts ÚwÚ and ^w^ minds ^-^ to UwU mutiny ÚwÚ and wage, -I shouwd ^-^ do Bwutus :33 wwong ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius ^.^ wwong, -Who, you >w< aww >w< knyow, awe >w< honyowabwe ^-^ men. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do them ^-^ wwong; I wathew OwO choose -ÚwÚ To :33 wwong OwO the OwO dead, ^-^ to :33 wwong ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and you, ->w< Than I uWu wiww :33 wwong such >w< honyowabwe ^-^ men. -But >w< hewe's :3 a parchment with OwO the >w< seaw >_> of xDD Caesaw; -I ;;w;; found ^.^ it in his ;;w;; cwoset, 'tis his uWu wiww. ->_> Wet uWu but OwO the x3 commons hear :3 this :3 testament- ->w< Which, pawdon uWu me, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean ^-^ to wead- -And uWu they would >w< go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss UwU dead Caesar's wounds -And dip theiw ÚwÚ nyapkins in his xDD sacwed blood, -xDD Yea, UwU beg :3 a >_< haiw >_> of him uWu fow memory, -And, >_< dying, OwO mention ^.^ it within theiw wills, -^w^ Bequeathing ^.^ it as :3 a rich legacy -^.^ Unto theiw >_< issue. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww hear OwO the uWu wiww. x3 Wead it, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. -ALL. The wiww, OwO the ^.^ wiww! We uWu wiww hear Caesar's uWu wiww. -^-^ ANTONY. >_< Have >_> patience, gentwe fwiends, I >w< must ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead xDD it; -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet you xDD knyow how Caesar loved you. -You awe ^.^ nyot >_< wood, you awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ stonyes, uWu but ^w^ men; -And, being ^-^ men, hearing OwO the uWu wiww >_> of Caesaw, -^w^ It uWu wiww >w< infwame you, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make you ^w^ mad. -^.^ 'Tis good you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU that you awe his ^-^ heiws, ->_< Fow ^-^ if you x3 shouwd, :33 O, what would come >_> of ^.^ it! ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. x3 Wead OwO the wiww; ^w^ we'ww hear it, x3 Antony. -You uWu shaww ;;w;; wead OwO us OwO the wiww, Caesar's uWu wiww. -^-^ ANTONY. uWu Wiww you >w< be :33 patient? uWu Wiww you stay awhile? -I ^.^ have x3 o'ewshot ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to tell you >_> of it. -I ;;w;; feaw I :33 wwong OwO the >w< honyowabwe x3 men -uWu Whose >_> daggews ^.^ have ÚwÚ stabb'd xDD Caesaw; I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw it. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe x3 twaitows. ÚwÚ Honyowabwe >_< men! -ALL. The ^.^ wiww! The OwO testament! -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe viwwains, muwthewews. The ^.^ wiww! -x3 Wead OwO the ^.^ wiww! -^-^ ANTONY. You uWu wiww x3 compew me then ^-^ to ;;w;; wead OwO the x3 wiww? -;;w;; Then ^-^ make :3 a ring about OwO the cowse >_> of Caesaw, -And let me show you him UwU that :3 made OwO the uWu wiww. -:33 Shaww I ^.^ descend? And uWu wiww you ^w^ give me weave? -ALL. Come down. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Descend. -ÚwÚ He comes ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD puwpit. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. You uWu shaww ^.^ have weave. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. OwO A ;;w;; wing, ^.^ stand wound. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Stand ^-^ fwom OwO the hearse, ^.^ stand ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ body. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Room uWu fow ^.^ Antony, UwU most x3 nyobwe x3 Antony. -^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Nyay, press ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 upon uWu me, ^.^ stand :3 faw UwU off. -ALL. Stand >w< back; UwU woom, bear >_> back! -^-^ ANTONY. >w< If you ^.^ have >_< teaws, :33 pwepawe ^-^ to shed them OwO nyow. -You >w< aww ^-^ do xDD knyow :3 this mantwe. I wemembew -The ^.^ fiwst UwU time >w< evew Caesar >w< put ^.^ it OwO on; -ÚwÚ 'Twas uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ summew's OwO evenying, in his >_> tent, -:33 That :3 day ^.^ he :33 uvwcame OwO the ^-^ Nyewvii. -Look, in :3 this place ÚwÚ wan UwU Cassius' dagger UwU thwough; -^w^ See what :3 a rent OwO the ÚwÚ envious :3 Casca ^w^ made; -^.^ Thwough :3 this OwO the :33 weww-bewuvd Bwutus stabb'd; -And as ^.^ he UwU pwuck'd his x3 cuwsed >_< steew ^w^ away, ->_< Mawk how OwO the UwU bwood >_> of Caesar follow'd it, -UwU As ÚwÚ wushing >_< out >_> of doors, ^-^ to >w< be wesowved ->w< If Bwutus OwO so UwU unkindwy >_> knyock'd, ^w^ ow no; ->_< Fow Bwutus, as you >w< knyow, ÚwÚ was Caesar's ;;w;; angew. -uWu Judge, :3 O you >_< gods, how dearly Caesar loved :3 him! -:3 This ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU most OwO unkindest ÚwÚ cut >_> of uWu aww; ->_< Fow when OwO the x3 nyobwe Caesar ^-^ saw him stab, -xDD Ingwatitude, ^-^ mowe >w< stwong than :3 twaitows' uWu awms, -OwO Quite ^.^ vanquish'd >_> him. ;;w;; Then ^-^ buwst his :3 mighty xDD heawt, -And, in his mantle muffwing OwO up his ;;w;; face, ->_< Even at OwO the base >_> of Pompey's uWu statue, -^w^ Which >w< aww OwO the >_< whiwe ÚwÚ wan blood, gweat Caesar feww. -:33 O, what :3 a ^-^ faww ÚwÚ was there, my countwymen! -;;w;; Then OwO I, ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of OwO us feww down, ->w< Whiwst bwoody uWu tweason flourish'd xDD uvw ÚwÚ us. -:33 O, :3 nyow you ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and I pewceive you ;;w;; feew -The ^.^ dint >_> of ;;w;; pity. ^.^ These awe >_< gwacious drops. -UwU Kind souls, what weep you when you uWu but >w< behowd -Our Caesar's ;;w;; vestuwe wounded? Wook you ;;w;; hewe, -;;w;; Hewe :3 is himself, maww'd, as you >_> see, with x3 twaitows. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 O >w< piteous ^w^ spectacwe! -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :3 O x3 nyobwe Caesaw! -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :3 O :3 woefuw xDD day! ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. :3 O ^-^ twaitows ^-^ viwwains! -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 O UwU most bwoody uWu sight! -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. We uWu wiww >w< be uWu wevenged. -ALL. Wevenge! xDD About! xDD Seek! ^w^ Buwn! Fiwe! xDD Kiww! -Sway! >_> Wet ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> twaitow wive! -^-^ ANTONY. >w< Stay, countrymen. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. xDD Peace ;;w;; thewe! >w< Heaw OwO the x3 nyobwe x3 Antony. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww hear ^w^ him, ^w^ we'ww follow ^w^ him, ^w^ we'ww die with ->_> him. -^-^ ANTONY. Good fwiends, ^w^ sweet fwiends, let me ^.^ nyot :33 stiw you OwO up -ÚwÚ To such :3 a ^w^ sudden flood >_> of >w< mutiny. -^.^ They UwU that ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this deed awe UwU honyowabwe. -What pwivate gwiefs uWu they x3 have, alas, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, -:33 That :3 made them ^-^ do it. ^.^ They awe xDD wise ÚwÚ and :33 honyowabwe, -And wiww, nyo UwU doubt, with reasons ÚwÚ answew you. -I come ;;w;; nyot, fwiends, ^-^ to >_< steaw away >_> youw ^-^ heawts. -I x3 am nyo orator, as Bwutus >_> is; -But, as you xDD knyow me aww, :3 a ;;w;; pwain >w< bwunt man, -:33 That love my OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu they xDD knyow :33 fuww ;;w;; weww -:33 That >_> gave me uWu pubwic xDD weave ^-^ to speak >_> of >_> him. ->_< Fow I ^.^ have neither wit, :3 nyow x3 wowds, :3 nyow ^.^ wowth, -;;w;; Action, :3 nyow >w< uttewance, :3 nyow OwO the power >_> of speech, -ÚwÚ To :33 stiw xDD men's bwood. I only speak ^.^ wight OwO on; -I tell you UwU that ;;w;; which you youwsewves ^-^ do know; -Show you ^w^ sweet Caesar's uWu wounds, UwU poow OwO dumb uWu mouths, -And ;;w;; bid them speak uWu fow >_> me. But ;;w;; wewe I Bwutus, -And Bwutus ^.^ Antony, there ;;w;; wewe OwO an Antony -Wouwd ^w^ wuffwe OwO up >_> youw uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and >w< put :3 a :33 tongue -UwU In every x3 wound >_> of Caesar UwU that shouwd move -The >w< stonyes >_> of >_> Wome ^-^ to xDD wise ÚwÚ and >w< mutiny. -ALL. >w< We'ww >w< mutiny. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww >_< buwn OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Bwutus. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Away, OwO then! ^w^ Come, >w< seek OwO the conspirators. -^-^ ANTONY. >_> Yet hear uWu me, countwymen; ÚwÚ yet hear me speak. -ALL. Peace, UwU ho! >w< Heaw ^.^ Antony, UwU most x3 nyobwe Antony! -^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Why, fwiends, you >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ do you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. -OwO Whewein ;;w;; hath Caesar ;;w;; thus >w< desewved >_> youw :33 wuvs? -^.^ Awas, you xDD knyow not; I >w< must tell you xDD then. -You ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot OwO the uWu wiww I told you >_> of. -ALL. uWu Most true, OwO the ^.^ wiww! Let's stay ÚwÚ and hear OwO the uWu wiww. -^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the wiww, ÚwÚ and uWu undew Caesar's ÚwÚ seaw. -ÚwÚ To every Woman xDD citizen ^.^ he gives, -ÚwÚ To every uWu sevewaw man, >w< seventy-five drachmas. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu Most x3 nyobwe Caesaw! >w< We'ww wevenge his :33 death. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :3 O :33 woyaw Caesaw! -^-^ ANTONY. >w< Heaw me with uWu patience. -ALL. Peace, UwU ho! -^-^ ANTONY. Moweuvw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft you >w< aww his xDD wawks, -His pwivate >_> awbows, ÚwÚ and new-planted uWu owchawds, -uWu On :3 this >_> side :3 Tibew; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft them you, -And ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; heiws forever- ^w^ common pleasures, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ abwoad ÚwÚ and recreate ÚwÚ youwsewves. -;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was :3 a Caesaw! When comes such anyothew? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. OwO Nyevew, never. ^w^ Come, ^w^ away, >w< away! ->w< We'ww >_< buwn his ÚwÚ body in OwO the holy place -And with OwO the bwands x3 fiwe OwO the :3 twaitows' houses. -;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ÚwÚ body. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch >w< fiwe. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :33 Pwuck ;;w;; down ^.^ benches. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. :33 Pwuck ;;w;; down forms, windows, ;;w;; anything. ->_< Exeunt >_> Citizens with OwO the ÚwÚ body. -^-^ ANTONY. Nyow let ^.^ it OwO wowk. *leans over* Mischief, :3 thou art ^-^ afoot, -;;w;; Take :3 thou what ^-^ couwse :3 thou wilt. - -x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. - -OwO How nyow, fewwow? -SERVANT. >_> Siw, ^w^ Octavius :3 is already come ^-^ to Rome. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? -SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and Lepidus awe at Caesar's >_< house. -^-^ ANTONY. And thithew uWu wiww I straight ^-^ to >w< visit >_> him. -ÚwÚ He comes x3 upon :3 a wish. >_> Fowtunye :3 is uWu mewwy, -And in :3 this >w< mood uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO us ;;w;; anything. -SERVANT. I heard him uWu say Bwutus ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius -uWu Awe x3 wid >_< wike xDD madmen OwO thwough OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Rome. -^-^ ANTONY. Be >_< wike uWu they xDD had >w< some nyotice >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, -OwO How I xDD had ÚwÚ muvd ^.^ them. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to ^.^ Octavius. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A street. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the ^-^ poet. - -^-^ CINNyA. I dreamt tonight UwU that I >_> did feast with Caesaw, -And >w< things unwuckiwy chawge my xDD fantasy. -I ^.^ have nyo uWu wiww ^-^ to ÚwÚ wandew :3 fowth >_> of doors, ->_> Yet xDD something weads me fowth. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Citizens. - -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. What :3 is >_> youw name? -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Whither awe you going? -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :3 Whewe ^-^ do you dweww? ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. uWu Awe you :3 a married man ^w^ ow :3 a bachelor? -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Answer every man ^-^ diwectwy. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and briefly. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and wisewy. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and truly, you ;;w;; wewe >_> best. -^-^ CINNyA. What :3 is my name? Whither x3 am I going? :3 Whewe ^-^ do I dweww? OwO Am I -:3 a married man ^w^ ow :3 a bachelor? >_> Then, ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew every man :33 diwectwy -ÚwÚ and :3 bwiefwy, wisewy ÚwÚ and xDD twuwy: wisewy I ÚwÚ say, I x3 am :3 a bachelor. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say uWu they awe fools UwU that uWu mawwy. -You'll bear me :3 a bang uWu fow UwU that, I fear. x3 Pwoceed ^-^ diwectwy. -^-^ CINNyA. Directly, I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to Caesar's funyewaw. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. UwU As :3 a fwiend ^w^ ow OwO an x3 enyemy? -^-^ CINNyA. UwU As :3 a >w< fwiend. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :33 That matter :3 is answewed ^-^ diwectwy. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >_< Fow >_> youw x3 dwewwing, briefly. -^-^ CINNyA. :33 Bwiefwy, I ÚwÚ dweww uWu by OwO the xDD Capitow. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Your uWu nyame, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; twuwy. -^-^ CINNyA. Twuwy, my name :3 is >w< Cinnya. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_< Teaw him ^-^ to pieces, :33 he's :3 a conspirator. -^-^ CINNyA. I x3 am ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the :3 poet, I x3 am ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the ^-^ poet. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >_< Teaw him uWu fow his OwO bad >_> vewses, >w< teaw him uWu fow his OwO bad +^w^ BWUTUS. OwO My :33 countwymen- +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; Peace! Silence! Brutus speaks. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu Peace, ho! +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ countwymen, wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ depawt ^-^ awonye, +^.^ And, fow x3 my ^w^ sake, xDD stay OwO hewe with Antony. +Do xDD gwace to Caesar's :33 cowse, ÚwÚ and xDD gwace :33 his ÚwÚ speech +:33 Tending to Caesar's OwO gwowies, which >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, +^-^ By UwU ouw permission, >_> is UwU awwow'd to >_> make. +UwU I UwU do entweat UwU you, nyot :3 a x3 man depart, +:3 Save UwU I ^-^ awonye, >w< tiww OwO Antony uWu have >_> spoke. ÚwÚ Exit. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Stay, :3 ho, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us hear >_> Mawk Antony. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Let ^.^ him OwO go x3 up x3 into x3 the public >_< chaiw; +^-^ We'ww hear ^.^ him. Noble ;;w;; Antony, OwO go :33 up. +xDD ANTONY. For ^-^ Bwutus' ^w^ sake, UwU I ^w^ am beholding to OwO you. +x3 Goes x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ puwpit. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> What does ^.^ he >_> say of OwO Bwutus? +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He says, fow ^-^ Bwutus' ^w^ sake, +>w< He ÚwÚ finds >_< himsewf beholding to >_> us all. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu 'Twewe best ^.^ he speak nyo x3 hawm of Brutus hewe. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. This Caesaw UwU was :3 a tywant. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Nyay, ^w^ that's cewtain. +We OwO awe bwest :3 that ÚwÚ Wome >_> is x3 wid of ^.^ him. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; Peace! Let >_> us hear >_> what OwO Antony ^.^ can :3 say. +xDD ANTONY. >_> You ^-^ gentwe Womans- +uWu AWW. uWu Peace, ho! Let >_> us hear ^.^ him. +xDD ANTONY. Friends, uWu Womans, ÚwÚ countwymen, xDD wend ;;w;; me x3 youw ÚwÚ eaws! +UwU I come to ^.^ buwy ÚwÚ Caesaw, nyot to praise ^.^ him. +uWu The eviw :3 that ;;w;; men UwU do ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ them, +uWu The ÚwÚ good >_> is ;;w;; oft :3 intewwed with uWu theiw bones; +^w^ So wet >w< it be with Caesaw. uWu The x3 nyobwe Brutus +>_< Hath told xDD you Caesaw UwU was :33 ambitious; +;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe >_> so, >w< it UwU was :3 a ;;w;; gwievous ^w^ fauwt, +xDD And UwU gwievouswy hath Caesaw x3 answew'd :3 it. +Here, :33 undew OwO weave of Brutus ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< west- +For Brutus >_> is >w< an ;;w;; honyowabwe xDD man; +^w^ So OwO awe ;;w;; they all, aww ;;w;; honyowabwe UwU men- +:3 Come UwU I to speak uWu in Caesar's ^-^ funyewaw. +>w< He UwU was x3 my fwiend, faithfuw ÚwÚ and >w< just to OwO me; +OwO But Brutus ;;w;; says ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ ambitious, +xDD And Brutus >_> is >w< an ;;w;; honyowabwe man. +>w< He hath ^.^ bwought UwU many captives ^.^ home to ^w^ Wome, +>_< Whose :33 wansoms uWu did x3 the general >_< coffews x3 fiww. +Did ÚwÚ this uWu in Caesaw xDD seem ambitious? +x3 When :3 that x3 the poor uWu have cwied, Caesaw hath wept; +:3 Ambition >_> shouwd be UwU made of sterner :33 stuff: +ÚwÚ Yet Brutus ;;w;; says ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ ambitious, +xDD And Brutus >_> is >w< an ;;w;; honyowabwe man. +>_> You aww uWu did >_> see :3 that on x3 the Lupercal +UwU I thrice pwesented ^.^ him :3 a >_> kingwy :3 cwown, +>_< Which ^.^ he uWu did thrice refuse. Was ÚwÚ this ^.^ ambition? +ÚwÚ Yet Brutus ;;w;; says ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ ambitious, +xDD And >_< suwe ^.^ he >_> is >w< an ;;w;; honyowabwe man. +UwU I speak nyot to dispwuv >_> what Brutus ;;w;; spoke, +OwO But OwO hewe UwU I ^w^ am to speak >_> what UwU I UwU do :33 knyow. +>_> You aww uWu did wuv ^.^ him ^w^ once, nyot ^-^ without cause; +>_> What cause ÚwÚ withhowds xDD you xDD then to mouwn fow him? +x3 O ^w^ judgement, xDD thou awt ^w^ fwed to ÚwÚ bwutish xDD beasts, +xDD And ;;w;; men uWu have wost uWu theiw reason. ÚwÚ Beaw with OwO me; +OwO My >_< heawt >_> is uWu in x3 the UwU coffin there with ÚwÚ Caesaw, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ must :3 pause >w< tiww >w< it come back to x3 me. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Methinks there >_> is much reason uWu in :33 his x3 sayings. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; If xDD thou OwO considew rightly of x3 the >w< mattew, +Caesaw >_> has xDD had great wrong. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 Has xDD he, >_> mastews? +UwU I feaw there xDD wiww :3 a xDD wowse come uWu in :33 his ;;w;; pwace. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_< Mawk'd OwO ye :33 his xDD wowds? >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take x3 the >_< cwown; +Therefore UwU 'tis xDD cewtain ^.^ he UwU was nyot UwU ambitious. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> found >_> so, x3 some xDD wiww uWu deaw abide :3 it. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. OwO Poow x3 souw, :33 his eyes OwO awe red >_< as fire with ^.^ weeping. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> Thewe's nyot :3 a >w< nyobwew x3 man uWu in ÚwÚ Wome than Antony. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. Now mark :3 him, ^.^ he ÚwÚ begins again to >_< speak. +xDD ANTONY. OwO But ;;w;; yestewday x3 the ;;w;; wowd of Caesaw ^w^ might +:3 Have :33 stood OwO against x3 the wowwd. Now wies ^.^ he thewe, +xDD And >_< nyonye UwU so poor to UwU do ^.^ him ^w^ wevewence. +x3 O ;;w;; mastews! ;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe disposed to stir +uWu Youw heawts ÚwÚ and minds to mutiny ÚwÚ and rage, +UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do Brutus wrong ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius wwong, +UwU Who, xDD you aww knyow, OwO awe ;;w;; honyowabwe ^.^ men. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do them >_> wwong; UwU I rather choose +;;w;; To wrong x3 the >_< dead, to wrong mysewf ÚwÚ and UwU you, +Than UwU I xDD wiww wrong xDD such ;;w;; honyowabwe ^.^ men. +OwO But hewe's :3 a pawchment with x3 the UwU seaw of OwO Caesaw; +UwU I >_> found >w< it uWu in :33 his closet, UwU 'tis :33 his :33 wiww. +Let >_> but x3 the >w< commons hear ÚwÚ this ^w^ testament- +>_< Which, UwU pawdon uWu me, UwU I UwU do nyot >_> mean to ^-^ wead- +xDD And ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd OwO go ÚwÚ and :3 kiss >_< dead Caesar's wounds +xDD And ^.^ dip uWu theiw napkins uWu in :33 his uWu sacwed bwood, +Yea, ÚwÚ beg :3 a >_< haiw of ^.^ him fow xDD memowy, +^.^ And, ÚwÚ dying, >w< mention >w< it within uWu theiw wiwws, +>_< Bequeathing >w< it >_< as :3 a rich wegacy +uWu Unto uWu theiw UwU issue. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ We'ww hear x3 the :33 wiww. xDD Wead :33 it, >_> Mawk Antony. +uWu AWW. uWu The :33 wiww, x3 the will! We xDD wiww hear Caesar's :33 wiww. +xDD ANTONY. :3 Have patience, ^-^ gentwe OwO fwiends, UwU I ^w^ must nyot ^w^ wead uWu it; +^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 meet xDD you ^.^ knyow >w< how Caesaw xDD wuvd OwO you. +>_> You OwO awe nyot wood, xDD you OwO awe nyot ^w^ stonyes, >_> but ÚwÚ men; +^.^ And, ^.^ being men, hearing x3 the xDD wiww of ÚwÚ Caesaw, +^.^ It xDD wiww uWu infwame UwU you, >w< it xDD wiww >_< make xDD you >_> mad. +'Tis ÚwÚ good xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot :3 that xDD you OwO awe :33 his >_> heiws, +For >_> if xDD you should, >_< O, >_> what ^.^ wouwd come of :3 it! +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD Wead x3 the :33 wiww; we'll hear :33 it, Antony. +>_> You UwU shaww ^w^ wead >_> us x3 the :33 wiww, Caesar's :33 wiww. +xDD ANTONY. Will xDD you be uWu patient? Will xDD you xDD stay awhiwe? +UwU I uWu have o'ershot mysewf to tell xDD you of :3 it. +UwU I feaw UwU I wrong x3 the ;;w;; honyowabwe ;;w;; men +>_< Whose ÚwÚ daggews uWu have stabb'd OwO Caesaw; UwU I UwU do feaw :3 it. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ They :3 wewe twaitows. :33 Honyowabwe :3 men! +uWu AWW. uWu The will! uWu The testament! +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ They :3 wewe >_> viwwains, muwthewews. uWu The will! +xDD Wead x3 the will! +xDD ANTONY. >_> You xDD wiww compel ;;w;; me xDD then to ^w^ wead x3 the xDD wiww? +UwU Then >_< make :3 a OwO wing about x3 the cowse of ÚwÚ Caesaw, +xDD And wet ;;w;; me x3 show xDD you ^.^ him :3 that UwU made x3 the :33 wiww. +Shall UwU I UwU descend? xDD And xDD wiww xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me weave? +uWu AWW. :3 Come down. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ Descend. +>w< He x3 comes down from x3 the ÚwÚ puwpit. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have >_< weave. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ A *hugs tightly* wing, stand wound. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; Stand from x3 the :3 heawse, stand from x3 the body. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Room fow ;;w;; Antony, UwU most x3 nyobwe Antony. +xDD ANTONY. Nyay, x3 pwess nyot UwU so ;;w;; upon uWu me, stand uWu faw off. +uWu AWW. ;;w;; Stand back; room, UwU beaw >_> back! +xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu have ^-^ teaws, >_> pwepawe to x3 shed them now. +>_> You aww UwU do ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this mantle. UwU I remember +uWu The xDD fiwst time OwO evew Caesaw put >w< it xDD on; +>_< 'Twas on :3 a :33 summew's xDD evenying, uWu in :33 his x3 tent, +:33 That day ^.^ he overcame x3 the Nervii. +x3 Wook, uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 pwace wan uWu Cassius' ÚwÚ daggew through; +xDD See >_> what :3 a OwO went x3 the envious >_< Casca ÚwÚ made; +^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ this x3 the >_> weww-bewuvd Brutus :3 stabb'd; +xDD And >_< as ^.^ he ^w^ pwuck'd :33 his uWu cuwsed steew away, +>_> Mawk >w< how x3 the :3 bwood of Caesaw follow'd :33 it, +;;w;; As uWu wushing x3 out of doows, to be resolved +;;w;; If Brutus UwU so unkindly knyock'd, ow ^.^ nyo; +For >_> Bwutus, >_< as xDD you knyow, UwU was Caesar's OwO angew. +UwU Judge, x3 O xDD you uWu gods, >w< how ÚwÚ deawwy Caesaw xDD wuvd x3 him! +This UwU was x3 the UwU most unkindest :3 cut of aww; +For when x3 the x3 nyobwe Caesaw saw ^.^ him >_< stab, +;;w;; Ingwatitude, ^.^ mowe >w< stwong than >_> twaitows' awms, +>_< Quite >_< vanquish'd ^.^ him. UwU Then burst :33 his ^-^ mighty uWu heawt, +^.^ And, uWu in :33 his ^-^ mantwe >_> muffwing x3 up :33 his >w< face, +Even uWu at x3 the UwU base of >_> Pompey's statue, +>_< Which aww x3 the OwO whiwe wan bwood, great Caesaw x3 feww. +>_< O, >_> what :3 a faww UwU was thewe, x3 my ;;w;; countwymen! +UwU Then I, ÚwÚ and UwU you, ÚwÚ and aww of >_> us UwU feww ;;w;; down, +Whilst bwoody UwU tweason ^.^ fwouwish'd uvw >_> us. +>_< O, nyow xDD you >_> weep, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> pewceive xDD you x3 feew +uWu The ^.^ dint of >_> pity. ;;w;; These OwO awe >_> gwacious ^.^ dwops. +Kind souws, >_> what xDD weep xDD you when xDD you >_> but behowd +Our Caesar's ^.^ vestuwe wounded? Wook xDD you UwU hewe, +:3 Hewe >_> is himsewf, x3 maww'd, >_< as xDD you see, with twaitows. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O ^.^ piteous ^-^ spectacwe! +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O x3 nyobwe :3 Caesaw! +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O ^.^ woefuw ^.^ day! +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O traitors viwwains! +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O UwU most bwoody ;;w;; sight! +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. We xDD wiww be revenged. +uWu AWW. Revenge! About! uWu Seek! Burn! >_< Fiwe! Kill! +Slay! Let nyot :3 a traitor x3 wive! +xDD ANTONY. Stay, uWu countwymen. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. :3 Peace thewe! >w< Heaw x3 the x3 nyobwe Antony. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ We'ww hear :3 him, we'll ;;w;; fowwow :3 him, we'll ^-^ die with +^.^ him. +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Good OwO fwiends, x3 sweet OwO fwiends, wet ;;w;; me nyot stir xDD you x3 up +;;w;; To xDD such :3 a ^.^ sudden flood of mutiny. +^-^ They :3 that uWu have donye ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed OwO awe x3 honyowabwe. +>_> What >_> pwivate griefs ;;w;; they have, :3 awas, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, +:33 That UwU made them UwU do :3 it. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu wise ÚwÚ and honorable, +xDD And :33 wiww, nyo doubt, with weasons answew OwO you. +UwU I come >_> nyot, OwO fwiends, to ^.^ steaw OwO away x3 youw >w< heawts. +UwU I ^w^ am nyo orator, >_< as Brutus is; +But, >_< as xDD you ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me all, :3 a uWu pwain >w< bwunt ^w^ man, +:33 That wuv x3 my fwiend, ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow full weww +:33 That uWu gave ;;w;; me public OwO weave to speak of ^.^ him. +For UwU I uWu have :3 nyeithew ^w^ wit, nor wowds, nor ^.^ wowth, +;;w;; Action, nor utterance, nor x3 the powew of ;;w;; speech, +;;w;; To stir men's blood. UwU I >w< onwy speak >w< wight xDD on; +UwU I tell xDD you :3 that which xDD you youwsewves UwU do know; +uWu Show xDD you x3 sweet Caesar's ;;w;; wounds, poor UwU dumb ^w^ mouths, +xDD And bid them speak fow x3 me. OwO But :3 wewe UwU I >_> Bwutus, +xDD And Brutus ;;w;; Antony, there :3 wewe >w< an OwO Antony +Wouwd ruffle x3 up x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits ÚwÚ and put :3 a >_> tongue +^w^ In every ;;w;; wound of Caesaw :3 that >_> shouwd move +uWu The ^.^ stonyes of ÚwÚ Wome to rise ÚwÚ and mutiny. +uWu AWW. ^-^ We'ww mutiny. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ We'ww buwn x3 the ;;w;; house of Brutus. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. :33 Away, >w< then! ^.^ Come, >_> seek x3 the conspirators. +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Yet hear uWu me, countwymen; yet hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +uWu AWW. uWu Peace, ho! >w< Heaw ;;w;; Antony, UwU most x3 nyobwe Antony! +xDD ANTONY. Why, OwO fwiends, xDD you OwO go to UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot what. +^-^ Whewein hath Caesaw OwO thus deserved x3 youw >w< wuvs? +ÚwÚ Awas, xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; UwU I ^w^ must tell xDD you UwU then. +>_> You uWu have fowgot x3 the xDD wiww UwU I told xDD you uWu of. +uWu AWW. :3 Most ^-^ twue, x3 the will! :3 Wet's xDD stay ÚwÚ and hear x3 the :33 wiww. +xDD ANTONY. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and :33 undew Caesar's ^.^ seaw. +;;w;; To every Roman ^-^ citizen ^.^ he ^w^ gives, +;;w;; To every sevewaw ^w^ man, seventy-five x3 dwachmas. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. :3 Most x3 nyobwe :3 Caesaw! ^-^ We'ww xDD wevenge :33 his death. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O royal :3 Caesaw! +xDD ANTONY. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me with OwO patience. +uWu AWW. uWu Peace, ho! +xDD ANTONY. :33 Moweuvw, ^.^ he hath left xDD you aww :33 his walks, +ÚwÚ His >_> pwivate x3 awbows, ÚwÚ and >_> nyew-pwanted uWu owchawds, +On ÚwÚ this x3 side Tibew; ^.^ he hath left them UwU you, +xDD And to x3 youw :3 heiws forever- ^w^ common UwU pweasuwes, +;;w;; To UwU wawk ^.^ abwoad ÚwÚ and recreate youwsewves. +:3 Hewe UwU was :3 a :3 Caesaw! x3 When x3 comes xDD such anyothew? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Nyevew, ^-^ nyevew. ^.^ Come, away, away! +^-^ We'ww buwn :33 his >w< body uWu in x3 the >w< howy :33 pwace +xDD And with x3 the >_> bwands fire x3 the >_> twaitows' xDD houses. +^.^ Take x3 up x3 the body. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Go :3 fetch >_> fiwe. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Pluck down benches. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. Pluck down x3 fowms, ÚwÚ windows, x3 anything. +Exeunt uWu Citizens with x3 the body. +xDD ANTONY. Now wet >w< it >w< wowk. Mischief, xDD thou awt afoot, +^.^ Take xDD thou >_> what course xDD thou wilt. + +Entew :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. + +How now, fewwow? +SEWVANT. UwU Siw, Octavius >_> is xDD awweady come to xDD Wome. +xDD ANTONY. Whewe >_> is uWu he? +SEWVANT. >w< He ÚwÚ and xDD Wepidus OwO awe uWu at Caesar's ÚwÚ house. +xDD ANTONY. xDD And uWu thithew xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ stwaight to x3 visit ^.^ him. +>w< He x3 comes ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ wish. :33 Fowtunye >_> is >_> mewwy, +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ mood xDD wiww UwU give >_> us x3 anything. +SEWVANT. UwU I heard ^.^ him >_> say Brutus ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius +^w^ Awe x3 wid ^.^ wike OwO madmen ^w^ thwough x3 the :3 gates of xDD Wome. +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Be ^.^ wike ;;w;; they xDD had x3 some ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 the >_> peopwe, +How UwU I xDD had ^-^ muvd OwO them. Bring ;;w;; me to Octavius. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A :33 stweet. + +Entew ^.^ Cinnya x3 the poet. + +CINNA. UwU I dweamt :3 tonyight :3 that UwU I uWu did >_> feast with ÚwÚ Caesaw, +xDD And ^.^ things xDD unwuckiwy :3 chawge x3 my OwO fantasy. +UwU I uWu have nyo xDD wiww to >w< wandew fowth of doows, +ÚwÚ Yet ^-^ something weads ;;w;; me forth. + +Entew uWu Citizens. + +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> What >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 Whithew OwO awe xDD you xDD going? +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Whewe UwU do xDD you dweww? +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a mawwied x3 man ow :3 a bachewow? +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Answer every x3 man directly. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ay, ÚwÚ and bwiefwy. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ay, ÚwÚ and wisely. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO twuwy, xDD you :3 wewe >_> best. +CINNA. >_> What >_> is x3 my :3 nyame? x3 Whithew ^w^ am UwU I xDD going? Whewe UwU do UwU I dweww? ^w^ Am UwU I +:3 a mawwied x3 man ow :3 a bachewow? Then, to answew every x3 man xDD diwectwy +ÚwÚ and bwiefwy, wisely ÚwÚ and twuwy: wisely UwU I say, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 bachewow. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to >_> say ;;w;; they OwO awe foows :3 that marry. +You'll UwU beaw ;;w;; me :3 a ^-^ bang fow :3 that, UwU I ;;w;; feaw. ÚwÚ Pwoceed directly. +CINNA. Directly, UwU I ^w^ am x3 going to Caesar's ^-^ funyewaw. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; As :3 a :33 fwiend ow >w< an enyemy? +CINNA. ;;w;; As :3 a :3 fwiend. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. :33 That ;;w;; mattew >_> is OwO answewed directly. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. For x3 youw x3 dwewwing, bwiefwy. +CINNA. ÚwÚ Bwiefwy, UwU I dwell ^.^ by x3 the Capitol. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu Youw :33 nyame, ^w^ siw, UwU twuwy. +CINNA. ^-^ Twuwy, x3 my xDD nyame >_> is Cinna. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< Teaw ^.^ him to :3 pieces, uWu he's :3 a ^.^ conspiwatow. +CINNA. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ Cinnya x3 the ^-^ poet, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ Cinnya x3 the poet. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< Teaw ^.^ him fow :33 his :33 bad ^w^ vewses, teaw ^.^ him fow :33 his :33 bad verses. -^-^ CINNyA. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the conspirator. ->_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter, his nyame's >w< Cinnya. :33 Pwuck uWu but his -name >_< out >_> of his xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him ^w^ going. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_< Teaw ^w^ him, >w< teaw :3 him! ^w^ Come, :33 bwands, ^w^ ho, firebrands. ÚwÚ To -ÚwÚ Bwutus', ^-^ to Cassius'; >_< buwn all. uWu Some ^-^ to Decius' OwO house, ÚwÚ and >w< some -^-^ to Casca's, >w< some ^-^ to :3 Wigawius'. Away, go! OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO A house in Rome. ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ Octavius, ÚwÚ and Lepidus, seated at :3 a ^-^ tabwe. - -^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ These many then uWu shaww x3 die, theiw >_< nyames awe ÚwÚ pwick'd. -^-^ OCTAVIUS. Your bwothew xDD too >w< must ^.^ die; consent you, ^w^ Wepidus? -UwU WEPIDUS. I ^-^ do :3 consent- -^-^ OCTAVIUS. Pwick him down, x3 Antony. -UwU WEPIDUS. :3 Upon ^.^ condition :33 Pubwius uWu shaww ^.^ nyot live, -OwO Who :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; sistew's UwU son, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. -^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 wive; look, with :3 a xDD spot I x3 damn >_> him. -But, Lepidus, >w< go you ^-^ to Caesar's OwO house, -x3 Fetch OwO the uWu wiww hithew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD detewminye -OwO How ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off >w< some chawge in legacies. -UwU WEPIDUS. >_> What, uWu shaww I find you hewe? -^-^ OCTAVIUS. Ow ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow at OwO the xDD Capitow. Exit UwU Wepidus. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 This :3 is :3 a ^w^ swight unmewitabwe man, -UwU Meet ^-^ to >w< be x3 sent uWu on uWu ewwands. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ fit, -The xDD thwee-fowd x3 wowwd xDD divided, ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ stand ->_< Onye >_> of OwO the three ^-^ to share it? -^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ So you ^w^ thought ^w^ him, -And took his >w< voice ^-^ who shouwd >w< be pwick'd ^-^ to die -UwU In ^-^ ouw bwack >_< sentence ÚwÚ and >w< pwoscwiption. -^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Octavius, I ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ mowe >_< days than you, -And >w< though ^-^ we uWu way ^.^ these ;;w;; honyows uWu on :3 this man -ÚwÚ To >_> ease uWu ouwsewves >_> of divews >w< swandewous woads, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww uWu but bear them as OwO the ;;w;; ass uWu beaws ^.^ gowd, -ÚwÚ To >_> gwoan ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweat uWu undew OwO the businyess, -x3 Eithew wed ^w^ ow ^.^ dwiven, as ^-^ we point OwO the OwO way; -And having ^w^ bwought ^-^ ouw >_> tweasuwe xDD whewe ^-^ we wiww, -;;w;; Then UwU take ^-^ we ;;w;; down his woad ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him OwO off, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the uWu empty ass, ^-^ to >_< shake his ears -And graze in ÚwÚ commons. -^-^ OCTAVIUS. You ^-^ may ^-^ do >_> youw wiww, -But :33 he's :3 a ^.^ twied ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ vawiant sowdiew. -^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So :3 is my OwO howse, ÚwÚ Octavius, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that -I ^-^ do ÚwÚ appoint him ^.^ stowe >_> of ;;w;; pwuvndew. -^w^ It :3 is :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe UwU that I teach ^-^ to fight, -ÚwÚ To wind, ^-^ to ÚwÚ stop, ^-^ to run :33 diwectwy OwO on, -His cowpowaw motion guvwn'd uWu by my spirit. -And, in >w< some taste, :3 is Lepidus uWu but :3 so: -ÚwÚ He >w< must >w< be taught, ÚwÚ and xDD twain'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid >w< go fowth; -OwO A UwU bawwen-spiwited fewwow, ^-^ onye UwU that feeds -uWu On objects, :3 awts, ÚwÚ and imitations, ->w< Which, >_< out >_> of ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and staled uWu by uWu othew ^-^ men, -xDD Begin his xDD fashion. Do ^.^ nyot talk >_> of him -But as :3 a UwU pwopewty. And nyow, ÚwÚ Octavius, -:33 Wisten gweat ;;w;; things. Bwutus ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius -uWu Awe ^.^ wevying powers; ^-^ we >w< must straight ^-^ make ÚwÚ head; -OwO Thewefowe let ^-^ ouw awwiance >w< be :3 combinyed, -Our :33 best fwiends made, ^-^ ouw :3 means uWu stwetch'd; -And let OwO us ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< go ^-^ sit in counciw, -OwO How covert mattews ^-^ may >w< be :33 best ^w^ discwosed, -And open pewiws >_> suwest ;;w;; answewed. -^-^ OCTAVIUS. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ do so, uWu fow ^-^ we awe at OwO the stake, -And ;;w;; bay'd about with many enemies; -And >w< some UwU that >_> smiwe ^.^ have in theiw hearts, I feaw, ->_> Miwwions >_> of >_> mischiefs. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -ÚwÚ Camp ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ Sawdis. Before ^w^ Bwutus' >w< tent. ^-^ Dwum. - -x3 Entew Bwutus, :3 Wuciwius, >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and UwU Sowdiews; :3 Titinyius ÚwÚ and Pindarus ^.^ meet ^.^ them. - -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! -x3 WUCIWIUS. >w< Give OwO the ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 stand. -BWUTUS. What nyow, :3 Wuciwius, :3 is ^w^ Cassius x3 nyeaw? -x3 WUCIWIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is at ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and Pindarus :3 is come -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you sawutation ^-^ fwom his mastew. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He >_> gweets me :33 weww. Your :3 mastew, Pindawus, -UwU In his >_> own change, ^w^ ow uWu by i-iww ;;w;; officews, -;;w;; Hath >w< given me >w< some >w< wowthy cause ^-^ to ^w^ wish -OwO Things x3 donye >w< undonye; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be at ;;w;; hand, -I uWu shaww >w< be >_> satisfied. -PINDARUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt -But UwU that my x3 nyobwe ^w^ mastew uWu wiww :3 appeaw -Such as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ wegawd ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU doubted. OwO A ;;w;; wowd, :3 Wuciwius, -OwO How ^.^ he >_< weceived you. >_> Wet me >w< be resolved. -x3 WUCIWIUS. x3 With couwtesy ÚwÚ and with >_< wespect enyough, -But ^.^ nyot with such ÚwÚ famiwiaw :3 instances, -Nyow with such free ÚwÚ and fwiendwy conference, -UwU As ^.^ he ;;w;; hath used >_> of ^.^ owd. -BWUTUS. Thou x3 hast x3 descwibed -OwO A ^.^ hot fwiend >w< coowing. :33 Evew nyote, :3 Wuciwius, -When love begins ^-^ to >w< sicken ÚwÚ and UwU decay -^w^ It useth OwO an ^-^ enfowced cewemony. -Thewe awe nyo tricks in ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ faith; -But >w< howwow ^-^ men, >_< wike howses ^.^ hot at ;;w;; hand, -UwU Make x3 gawwant show ÚwÚ and pwomise >_> of theiw mettwe; -But when uWu they shouwd >_> enduwe OwO the bwoody uWu spuw, -^.^ They ^-^ faww theiw crests ÚwÚ and >_< wike x3 deceitfuw UwU jades -Sink in OwO the trial. x3 Comes his ;;w;; awmy :3 on? -x3 WUCIWIUS. ^.^ They meant his night in ÚwÚ Sawd :3 is ^-^ to >w< be quarter'd; -The gweatew UwU pawt, OwO the horse in general, -uWu Awe come with >w< Cassius. Low mawch within. -BWUTUS. Hawk, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ awwived. -ÚwÚ Mawch gently uWu on ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Cassius ÚwÚ and his Powers. - -UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! ^w^ Speak OwO the >_> wowd awong. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Stand! -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Stand! -uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Stand! -UwU CASSIUS. uWu Most x3 nyobwe :33 bwothew, you ^.^ have x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. -BWUTUS. Judge uWu me, you x3 gods! Wrong I >_< minye enyemies? -And, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, how shouwd I :33 wwong :3 a xDD bwothew? -UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, :3 this :33 sobew fowm >_> of x3 youws hides wwongs, -And when you ^-^ do ^w^ them- -BWUTUS. Cassius, >w< be >_< content, -^w^ Speak >_> youw gwiefs :33 softwy, I ^-^ do xDD knyow you :33 weww. -Before OwO the eyes >_> of uWu both ^-^ ouw x3 awmies ;;w;; hewe, -^w^ Which shouwd pewceive nyothing uWu but love ^-^ fwom >w< us, ->_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot :33 wwangwe. UwU Bid them move away; -;;w;; Then in my >_> tent, Cassius, ÚwÚ enwawge >_> youw ^.^ gwiefs, -And I uWu wiww ^w^ give you uWu audience. -UwU CASSIUS. Pindawus, -UwU Bid ^-^ ouw commandews ;;w;; wead theiw chawges x3 off -OwO A wittwe ^-^ fwom :3 this ground. -BWUTUS. :3 Wuciwius, ^-^ do you OwO the ^-^ wike, ÚwÚ and let nyo man -Come ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tent ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw ^w^ confewence. ->_> Wet Wucius ÚwÚ and :3 Titinyius guawd ^-^ ouw ^w^ doow. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -^w^ Bwutus' >w< tent. - -x3 Entew Bwutus ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius. - -UwU CASSIUS. :33 That you ^.^ have wrong'd me doth :3 appeaw in :33 this: -You ^.^ have :33 condemn'd ÚwÚ and nyoted Wucius Pella ->_< Fow ^-^ taking x3 bwibes here >_> of OwO the Sawdians, -OwO Whewein my :3 wettews, uWu pwaying uWu on his >w< side, -xDD Because I knew OwO the man, ;;w;; wewe swighted UwU off. -BWUTUS. You wrong'd yourself ^-^ to wwite in such :3 a ^.^ case. -UwU CASSIUS. UwU In such :3 a UwU time as :3 this ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet -:33 That every nice >_> offense shouwd bear his :33 comment. -BWUTUS. >_> Wet me tell you, Cassius, you yourself -uWu Awe >w< much :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO an ^-^ itching x3 pawm, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; seww ÚwÚ and mawt >_> youw ^-^ offices uWu fow gold -ÚwÚ To ^w^ undesewvews. -UwU CASSIUS. I OwO an ^-^ itching palm? -You xDD knyow UwU that you awe Bwutus UwU that ^-^ speaks this, -Or, uWu by OwO the >_< gods, :3 this OwO speech ;;w;; wewe ewse >_> youw :33 wast. -BWUTUS. The name >_> of ^w^ Cassius ;;w;; honyows :3 this x3 cowwuption, -And OwO chastisement doth OwO thewefowe hide his head. -UwU CASSIUS. Chastisement? -BWUTUS. Wemembew xDD Mawch, OwO the >_< ides >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch wemembew. -OwO Did ^.^ nyot gweat Julius bleed uWu fow ^-^ justice' >_< sake? -What villain ^w^ touch'd his body, UwU that >_> did stab, -And ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^w^ justice? >_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ onye >_> of >w< us, -:33 That struck OwO the ÚwÚ fowemost man >_> of >w< aww :3 this x3 wowwd -But uWu fow supporting ÚwÚ wobbews, uWu shaww ^-^ we :3 nyow ->w< Contaminyate ^-^ ouw fingers with base x3 bwibes -And ;;w;; seww OwO the :3 mighty space >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu wawge ;;w;; honyows ->_< Fow OwO so >w< much trash as ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ gwasped ^.^ thus? -I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and :33 bay OwO the ^w^ moon, ->w< Than such :3 a x3 Woman. -UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, :33 bait ^.^ nyot uWu me, -I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. You ^-^ fowget yourself -ÚwÚ To :33 hedge me in. I x3 am :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, OwO I, -;;w;; Owdew in pwactice, ^w^ abwew than yourself -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ conditions. -BWUTUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, you awe ;;w;; nyot, >w< Cassius. -UwU CASSIUS. I ÚwÚ am. -BWUTUS. I uWu say you awe not. -UwU CASSIUS. Uwge me nyo :3 mowe, I uWu shaww ^-^ fowget mysewf; ->_< Have :33 mind x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ heawth, >_> tempt me nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. -BWUTUS. Away, ^w^ swight ^w^ man! -UwU CASSIUS. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? -BWUTUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, uWu fow I uWu wiww speak. -Must I ^w^ give uWu way ÚwÚ and :3 woom ^-^ to >_> youw wash ^-^ chowew? -:33 Shaww I >w< be ^.^ fwighted when :3 a >_< madman uWu stawes? -UwU CASSIUS. :3 O >_< gods, ye x3 gods! Must I >_> enduwe >w< aww uWu this? -BWUTUS. ^-^ Aww uWu this? >w< Ay, more. Fret ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw >_> pwoud OwO heawt break. -uWu Go show >_> youw slaves how ^w^ chowewic you awe, -And ^-^ make >_> youw ;;w;; bondmen twembwe. Must I bouge? -Must I observe you? Must I ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and >_< cwouch -^.^ Undew >_> youw ÚwÚ testy >w< humow? By OwO the >_< gods, -You uWu shaww OwO digest OwO the venyom >_> of >_> youw spleen, -^-^ Though ^.^ it ^-^ do split you, for, ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 day >w< fowth, -I'll ;;w;; use you uWu fow my mirth, ^-^ yea, uWu fow my :3 waughtew, -When you awe UwU waspish. -UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it come ^-^ to uWu this? -BWUTUS. You uWu say you awe :3 a better ;;w;; sowdiew: ->_> Wet ^.^ it :3 appeaw so, ^-^ make >_> youw vaunting true, -And ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease me :33 weww. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, -I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to learn >_> of x3 nyobwe ^-^ men. -UwU CASSIUS. You :33 wwong me every >_< way, you :33 wwong uWu me, ;;w;; Bwutus. -I said, OwO an ÚwÚ ewdew ^-^ sowdiew, ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ bettew. -OwO Did I uWu say "bettew"? -BWUTUS. >w< If you :33 did, I cawe not. -UwU CASSIUS. When Caesar uWu wived, ^.^ he durst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus ^.^ have ÚwÚ muvd >_> me. -BWUTUS. Peace, :3 peace! You durst ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ have OwO tempted >_> him. -UwU CASSIUS. I durst not? -BWUTUS. >_< Nyo. -UwU CASSIUS. >_> What, durst ^.^ nyot >_> tempt OwO him? -BWUTUS. >_< Fow >_> youw life you durst not. -UwU CASSIUS. Do ^.^ nyot presume xDD too >w< much x3 upon my :33 wuv; -I ^-^ may ^-^ do UwU that I uWu shaww >w< be >_< sowwy OwO fow. -BWUTUS. You ^.^ have x3 donye UwU that you shouwd >w< be >_< sowwy OwO fow. -Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; tewwow, Cassius, in >_> youw ^w^ thweats, ->_< Fow I x3 am UwU awm'd OwO so >w< stwong in ;;w;; honyesty, -:33 That uWu they xDD pass uWu by me as OwO the :33 idwe ^.^ wind -^w^ Which I >_< wespect not. I >_> did ^-^ send ^-^ to you ->_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ sums >_> of ^.^ gowd, ;;w;; which you ;;w;; denyied uWu me, ->_< Fow I can ÚwÚ waise nyo money uWu by :3 viwe ^w^ means. -By UwU heaven, I xDD had wathew >_< coin my OwO heawt -And >_> dwop my UwU bwood uWu fow ^.^ dwachmas than ^-^ to wwing -From OwO the ^-^ hawd ^.^ hands >_> of peasants theiw :3 viwe trash -By ^-^ any :33 indiwection. I >_> did ^-^ send -ÚwÚ To you uWu fow gold ^-^ to pay my uWu wegions, -^w^ Which you ;;w;; denyied >_> me. >_> Was UwU that x3 donye >_< wike ^-^ Cassius? -;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ have xDD answew'd ^-^ Caius ^w^ Cassius so? -When Mawcus Bwutus grows OwO so cuvtous -ÚwÚ To ^-^ wock such >w< wascaw ;;w;; countews ^-^ fwom his fwiends, -Be ^w^ weady, >_< gods, with >w< aww >_> youw thunderbolts, -uWu Dash him ^-^ to pieces! -UwU CASSIUS. I ;;w;; denyied you not. -BWUTUS. You ÚwÚ did. -UwU CASSIUS. I >_> did not. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a OwO foow -:33 That ^w^ bwought my ÚwÚ answew ^-^ back. Bwutus ;;w;; hath rived my ÚwÚ heawt. -OwO A fwiend shouwd bear his UwU fwiend's infirmities, -But Bwutus makes >_< minye gweatew than uWu they >_> awe. -BWUTUS. I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww you ;;w;; pwactise them uWu on >_> me. -UwU CASSIUS. You love me not. -BWUTUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike >_> youw ^w^ fauwts. -UwU CASSIUS. OwO A fwiendwy eye :33 couwd never UwU see such ^w^ fauwts. -BWUTUS. OwO A fwattewew's would ;;w;; nyot, >w< though uWu they ^-^ do :3 appeaw -UwU As huge as UwU high Olympus. -UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and x3 young ÚwÚ Octavius, xDD come, -^w^ Wevenge youwsewves :3 awonye uWu on Cassius, ->_< Fow ^w^ Cassius :3 is aweary >_> of OwO the ^.^ wowwd: -Hated uWu by ^-^ onye ^.^ he :33 wuvs; ;;w;; bwaved uWu by his brother; -^.^ Check'd >_< wike :3 a :3 bondman; >w< aww his faults >_> obsewved, -ÚwÚ Set in :3 a ;;w;; nyotebook, ^w^ weawn'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ conn'd uWu by ^.^ wote, -ÚwÚ To UwU cast OwO into my teeth. :33 O, I :33 couwd weep -UwU My spirit ^-^ fwom >_< minye >_> eyes! Thewe :3 is my UwU daggew, -And here my ^.^ nyaked breast; ÚwÚ within, :3 a OwO heawt ->_> Deawew than :3 Pwuto's ÚwÚ minye, wichew than >w< gowd. ->w< If UwU that :3 thou :33 best :3 a :3 Woman, UwU take ^.^ it fowth; -OwO I, UwU that ;;w;; denyied ÚwÚ thee ^.^ gowd, uWu wiww ^w^ give my ÚwÚ heawt. -Strike, as :3 thou didst at Caesaw, uWu fow I >w< knyow, -When :3 thou didst UwU hate him worst, :3 thou >w< wuvdst him better ->w< Than >w< evew :3 thou >w< wuvdst >w< Cassius. -BWUTUS. >_< Sheathe >_> youw dagger. -Be :3 angwy when you wiww, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ have ^w^ scope; -Do what you wiww, ^.^ dishonyow uWu shaww >w< be humor. -:3 O Cassius, you awe :3 yoked with :3 a ^w^ wamb, -:33 That >_> cawwies :3 angew as OwO the fwint uWu beaws fire, -Who, >w< much ÚwÚ enfowced, >w< shows :3 a ^-^ hasty ^w^ spawk -And straight :3 is x3 cowd again. -UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Hath ^w^ Cassius :33 wived -ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu but uWu miwth ÚwÚ and laughter ^-^ to his Bwutus, -When >w< gwief ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ill-temper'd vexeth OwO him? -BWUTUS. When I xDD spoke UwU that, I ÚwÚ was ill-temper'd ^w^ too. -UwU CASSIUS. Do you x3 confess OwO so much? >w< Give me >_> youw hand. -BWUTUS. And my OwO heawt ^w^ too. -UwU CASSIUS. :3 O x3 Bwutus! -BWUTUS. What's OwO the matter? -UwU CASSIUS. >_< Have ^.^ nyot you love enough ^-^ to bear with me -When UwU that wash humow ;;w;; which my mothew >_> gave me -:3 Makes me >w< fowgetfuw? -BWUTUS. x3 Yes, Cassius, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :33 hencefowth, -When you awe uvweawnyest with >_> youw Bwutus, -He'll ÚwÚ think >_> youw mothew chides, ÚwÚ and xDD weave you ÚwÚ so. -UwU POET. [Within.] >_> Wet me >w< go in ^-^ to UwU see OwO the genyewaws. -Thewe :3 is >w< some ÚwÚ gwudge :3 between >w< 'em, 'tis ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet -^.^ They >w< be awonye. -x3 WUCIWIUS. [Within.] You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to ^.^ them. -UwU POET. [Within.] Nyothing uWu but death uWu shaww stay >_> me. - -x3 Entew Poet, ^-^ fowwowed uWu by :3 Wuciwius, uWu Titinyius, ÚwÚ and Wucius. - -UwU CASSIUS. OwO How nyow, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -UwU POET. >_< Fow shame, you ÚwÚ genyewaws! What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? -UwU Wuv, ÚwÚ and >w< be fwiends, as two such x3 men shouwd ^w^ be; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ mowe yeaws, ^-^ I'm ;;w;; suwe, than ^.^ ye. -UwU CASSIUS. Ha, ^-^ ha! OwO How vilely doth :3 this OwO cynyic whyme! -BWUTUS. UwU Get you hence, ;;w;; siwwah; ;;w;; saucy fewwow, OwO hence! -UwU CASSIUS. Beaw with ^w^ him, OwO Bwutus; 'tis his xDD fashion. -BWUTUS. I'll xDD knyow his humow when ^.^ he knows his xDD time. -What shouwd OwO the wars ^-^ do with ^.^ these >_> jigging ^w^ foows? -^.^ Companyion, OwO hence! -UwU CASSIUS. Away, ^w^ away, >w< be uWu gonye! Exit x3 Poet. -BWUTUS. >_> Wuciwius ÚwÚ and uWu Titinyius, ;;w;; bid OwO the commandews -Pwepawe ^-^ to lodge theiw ^w^ companyies >_< tonyight. -UwU CASSIUS. And come youwsewves ÚwÚ and bwing >_> Messawa with you -Immediately ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt >_> Wuciwius ÚwÚ and Titinyius. -BWUTUS. >_< Wucius, :3 a boww >_> of ;;w;; winye! Exit Wucius. -UwU CASSIUS. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think you :33 couwd ^.^ have >_< been OwO so xDD angwy. -BWUTUS. :3 O Cassius, I x3 am uWu sick >_> of many griefs. -UwU CASSIUS. x3 Of >_> youw phiwosophy you ^-^ make nyo use, ->w< If you ^w^ give place ^-^ to accidentaw uWu eviws. -BWUTUS. :3 Nyo man uWu beaws UwU sowwow ^w^ bettew. OwO Powtia :3 is UwU dead. -UwU CASSIUS. Ha? Powtia? -BWUTUS. She :3 is UwU dead. -UwU CASSIUS. OwO How ;;w;; 'scaped :33 kiwwing when I ;;w;; cwoss'd you so? -:3 O ;;w;; insuppowtabwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ touching ^w^ woss! -:3 Upon what sickness? -BWUTUS. >_> Impatient >_> of my x3 absence, -And >w< gwief UwU that x3 young ^w^ Octavius with >_< Mawk Antony ->_< Have :3 made themsewves OwO so stwong- uWu fow with xDD hew death -:33 That >_< tidings came- with :3 this ^.^ she feww ^-^ distwact, -And (her attendants absent) swawwow'd >w< fiwe. -UwU CASSIUS. And ;;w;; died so? -BWUTUS. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. -UwU CASSIUS. :3 O ye immortal x3 gods! - -;;w;; We-entew >_< Wucius, with xDD winye ÚwÚ and >_> tapew. - -BWUTUS. ^w^ Speak nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 hew. >w< Give me :3 a boww >_> of x3 winye. -UwU In :3 this I :33 buwy >w< aww unkindnyess, >w< Cassius. :3 Dwinks. -UwU CASSIUS. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is thirsty uWu fow UwU that x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ pwedge. -Fiww, >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the xDD winye o'ewsweww OwO the ÚwÚ cup; -I cannyot dwink xDD too >w< much >_> of ^w^ Bwutus' wuv. :3 Dwinks. -BWUTUS. Come ÚwÚ in, Titinius! Exit Wucius. - -;;w;; We-entew uWu Titinyius, with Messawa. - -Wewcome, good Messawa. -Nyow ^-^ sit ^-^ we :33 cwose about :3 this x3 tapew ;;w;; hewe, -And caww in xDD question ^-^ ouw >_< nyecessities. -UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ Powtia, art :3 thou gonye? -BWUTUS. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I pray you. -Messala, I ^.^ have here >_< weceived letters -:33 That x3 young ^w^ Octavius ÚwÚ and >_< Mawk Antony -Come ;;w;; down x3 upon OwO us with :3 a :3 mighty :33 powew, -Bending theiw ^-^ expedition towawd Philippi. -OwO MESSAWA. Myself ^.^ have letters >_> of OwO the uWu sewfsame UwU tenyuwe. -BWUTUS. x3 With what >w< addition? -OwO MESSAWA. :33 That uWu by proscription ÚwÚ and ^.^ biwws >_> of outlawry -ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and Lepidus ->_< Have >w< put ^-^ to death OwO an ^-^ hundwed senyatows. -BWUTUS. Thewe in ^-^ ouw letters ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ^w^ agwee; -Minye speak >_> of >w< seventy xDD senyatows UwU that ;;w;; died -By theiw pwoscwiptions, x3 Cicewo being ^w^ onye. -UwU CASSIUS. x3 Cicewo ^-^ onye! -OwO MESSAWA. x3 Cicewo :3 is OwO dead, -And uWu by UwU that owdew >_> of >w< pwoscwiption. -Had you >_> youw letters ^-^ fwom >_> youw xDD wife, my UwU wowd? -BWUTUS. No, Messawa. -OwO MESSAWA. Nyow nyothing in >_> youw letters :3 wwit >_> of uWu hew? -BWUTUS. UwU Nyothing, Messawa. -OwO MESSAWA. That, >_> methinks, :3 is :33 stwange. -BWUTUS. UwU Why ÚwÚ ask you? >w< Heaw you >w< aught >_> of xDD hew in yours? -OwO MESSAWA. No, my :33 wowd. -BWUTUS. Nyow, as you awe :3 a :3 Woman, tell me true. -OwO MESSAWA. ;;w;; Then >_< wike :3 a Woman bear OwO the >w< twuth I ^-^ teww: ->_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ she :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ stwange mannyew. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ faweweww, uWu Powtia. We >w< must x3 die, Messawa. -x3 With UwU meditating UwU that ^.^ she >w< must die UwU once -I ^.^ have OwO the >_< patience ^-^ to >_> enduwe ^.^ it OwO nyow. -OwO MESSAWA. >_< Even OwO so gweat x3 men gweat ÚwÚ wosses shouwd endure. -UwU CASSIUS. I ^.^ have as >w< much >_> of :3 this in art as you, -But ÚwÚ yet my ^-^ nyatuwe :33 couwd ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -BWUTUS. Weww, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wowk >_> awive. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think -x3 Of marching ^-^ to Philippi xDD pwesentwy? -UwU CASSIUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :33 good. -BWUTUS. Your weason? -UwU CASSIUS. :3 This ^.^ it UwU is: -^.^ 'Tis better UwU that OwO the enemy >w< seek >_< us; -^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ he ^.^ waste his means, x3 weawy his soldiers, -Doing ^-^ himsewf ^w^ offense, UwU whiwst ^-^ we lying still -uWu Awe :33 fuww >_> of rest, ^.^ defense, ÚwÚ and :33 nyimbwenyess. -BWUTUS. Good reasons >w< must >_> of x3 fowce ^w^ give place ^-^ to ^w^ bettew. -The ^w^ peopwe :33 'twixt Philippi ÚwÚ and :3 this gwound -Do ^.^ stand uWu but in :3 a fowced affection, ->_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have gwudged OwO us contwibution. -The enemy, marching ÚwÚ awong uWu by ;;w;; them, -By them uWu shaww ^-^ make :3 a xDD fuwwew ÚwÚ nyumbew uWu up, -Come uWu on refresh'd, ÚwÚ nyew-added, ÚwÚ and OwO encouwaged; -From ;;w;; which ^w^ advantage uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ cut him x3 off ->w< If at Philippi ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; face him there, -^.^ These ^w^ peopwe at ^-^ ouw ^-^ back. -UwU CASSIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, good brother. -BWUTUS. ^.^ Undew >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. You >w< must ^-^ nyote >_> beside -:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ twied OwO the xDD utmost >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends, -Our legions awe OwO bwim-fuww, ^-^ ouw cause :3 is wipe: -The enemy increaseth every ÚwÚ day; -xDD We, at OwO the >_> height, awe ready ^-^ to decline. -Thewe :3 is :3 a >_< tide in OwO the affairs >_> of x3 men -^w^ Which :3 taken at OwO the flood weads uWu on ^-^ to fowtunye; -^.^ Omitted, >w< aww OwO the UwU voyage >_> of theiw life -^-^ Is bound in x3 shawwows ÚwÚ and in misewies. -uWu On such :3 a :33 fuww ÚwÚ sea awe ^-^ we :3 nyow xDD afwoat, -And ^-^ we >w< must UwU take OwO the cuwwent when ^.^ it serves, -Ow wose ^-^ ouw ventuwes. -UwU CASSIUS. >_> Then, with >_> youw wiww, >w< go OwO on; ->w< We'ww ÚwÚ awong uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet them at Philippi. -BWUTUS. The ^-^ deep >_> of night :3 is crept x3 upon ^-^ ouw talk, -And ^-^ nyatuwe >w< must ^-^ obey necessity, -^w^ Which ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyiggawd with :3 a wittwe ^-^ west. -Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say? -UwU CASSIUS. :3 Nyo more. Good ^-^ nyight. -Eawwy tomorrow uWu wiww ^-^ we xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^-^ hence. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Wucius! - -;;w;; We-entew Wucius. - -UwU My >_< gown. Exit Wucius. -Faweweww, good Messala; -Good night, ^.^ Titinyius; noble, x3 nyobwe Cassius, -Good night ÚwÚ and good >_> wepose. -UwU CASSIUS. :3 O my dear ^-^ bwothew! -:3 This ÚwÚ was OwO an i-iww beginning >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyight. -uWu Nyevew come such *looks away* division ^w^ 'tween ^-^ ouw souls! ->_> Wet ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Bwutus. -BWUTUS. Everything :3 is :33 weww. -UwU CASSIUS. Good night, my :33 wowd. -BWUTUS. Good night, good brother. -TITINyIUS. OwO MESSAWA. Good night, Wowd ;;w;; Bwutus. -BWUTUS. Faweweww, ^.^ evewyonye. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ;;w;; Bwutus. - -;;w;; We-entew >_< Wucius, with OwO the >_< gown. - ->w< Give me OwO the >_< gown. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >_< instwument? -UwU WUCIUS. ;;w;; Hewe in OwO the >w< tent. -BWUTUS. >_> What, :3 thou OwO speak'st uWu dwowsiwy? -OwO Poow >_< knyave, I blame ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art x3 o'ewwatch'd. -^-^ Caww ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and >w< some uWu othew >_> of my ^-^ men, -I'll ^.^ have them ;;w;; sweep uWu on ^-^ cushions in my >w< tent. -UwU WUCIUS. >w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and Claudio! - -x3 Entew >w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and Claudio. - ->_< VAWWO. :3 Cawws my UwU wowd? -BWUTUS. I pray you, ;;w;; siws, lie in my tent ÚwÚ and sleep; -^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be I uWu shaww ÚwÚ waise you uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by -uWu On ^-^ businyess ^-^ to my bwothew >w< Cassius. ->_< VAWWO. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and watch >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -BWUTUS. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. Wie down, good sirs. -^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be I uWu shaww otherwise >_< bethink >_> me. -Wook >_< Wucius, >w< hewe's OwO the book I ÚwÚ sought uWu fow >w< so; -I >w< put ^.^ it in OwO the ;;w;; pocket >_> of my >_< gown. ->w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio lie down. -UwU WUCIUS. I ÚwÚ was ^w^ suwe >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >_> did ^.^ nyot ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> me. -BWUTUS. Beaw with uWu me, good OwO boy, I x3 am >w< much OwO fowgetfuw. -OwO Canst :3 thou howd OwO up >w< thy :33 heavy eyes uWu awhiwe, -And ^.^ touch >w< thy ^.^ instwument :3 a xDD stwain ^w^ ow two? -UwU WUCIUS. >w< Ay, my lord, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you. -BWUTUS. ^w^ It does, my ÚwÚ boy. -I twoubwe ÚwÚ thee xDD too xDD much, uWu but :3 thou art uWu wiwwing. -UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ It :3 is my duty, sir. -BWUTUS. I shouwd ^.^ nyot :3 uwge >w< thy >_> duty ÚwÚ past >w< thy :3 might; -I xDD knyow x3 young bloods ÚwÚ wook uWu fow :3 a UwU time >_> of ^-^ west. -UwU WUCIUS. I ^.^ have slept, my lord, awweady. -BWUTUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >_< donye, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ again; -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot howd ÚwÚ thee UwU wong. >w< If I ^-^ do live, -I uWu wiww >w< be good ^-^ to thee. >_< Music, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU song. -:3 This :3 is :3 a sweepy ^.^ tunye. :3 O murtherous ÚwÚ swumbew, -^.^ Wayest :3 thou >w< thy :33 weaden mace x3 upon my :3 boy -:33 That uWu pways ÚwÚ thee ^.^ music? ;;w;; Gentwe >_< knyave, good ^-^ nyight. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much :33 wwong ^-^ to :3 wake thee. ->w< If :3 thou OwO dost xDD nyod, :3 thou uWu bweak'st >w< thy instrument; -I'll UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ fwom thee; :3 and, good OwO boy, good ^-^ nyight. ->_> Wet me >_> see, let me xDD see; :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the weaf tuwn'd ;;w;; down -:3 Whewe I weft >w< weading? ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, I uWu think. ^w^ Sits down. - -x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ Ghost >_> of Caesar. - -OwO How i-iww :3 this x3 tapew >_> buwns! Ha, ^-^ who comes hewe? -I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ;;w;; weaknyess >_> of >_< minye eyes -:33 That >_> shapes :3 this monstrous apparition. -^w^ It comes x3 upon >_> me. Awt :3 thou xDD anything? -Awt :3 thou >w< some god, >w< some angew, ^w^ ow >w< some ^w^ deviw -:33 That ^.^ makest my UwU bwood x3 cowd ÚwÚ and my >_< haiw ^-^ to stare? -^w^ Speak ^-^ to me what :3 thou awt. -GHOST. x3 Thy evil ^.^ spiwit, ;;w;; Bwutus. -BWUTUS. UwU Why uWu comest thou? -GHOST. ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see me at Philippi. -BWUTUS. Weww, then I uWu shaww UwU see ÚwÚ thee OwO again? -GHOST. >w< Ay, at Philippi. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu wiww UwU see ÚwÚ thee at Philippi xDD then. Exit xDD Ghost. -Nyow I ^.^ have :3 taken OwO heawt :3 thou vanyishest. -^w^ Iww ^.^ spiwit, I would howd ^-^ mowe talk with thee. -:33 Boy! ÚwÚ Wucius! ^w^ Vawwo! Claudio! >w< Siws, ÚwÚ awake! -Claudio! -UwU WUCIUS. The UwU stwings, my lord, awe ^-^ fawse. -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He OwO thinks ^.^ he still :3 is at his instwument. ->_< Wucius, ÚwÚ awake! -UwU WUCIUS. UwU My UwU wowd? -BWUTUS. >w< Didst :3 thou dweam, >_< Wucius, UwU that :3 thou OwO so ÚwÚ cwiedst ^w^ out? -UwU WUCIUS. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow UwU that I >_> did cry. -BWUTUS. x3 Yes, UwU that :3 thou OwO didst. >w< Didst :3 thou UwU see xDD anything? -UwU WUCIUS. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. -BWUTUS. ^w^ Sweep uWu again, Wucius. Sirrah Claudio! -uWu [To Vawwo.] Fellow thou, ÚwÚ awake! ->_< VAWWO. UwU My UwU wowd? -OwO CWAUDIO. UwU My UwU wowd? -BWUTUS. UwU Why >_> did you OwO so x3 cwy out, ;;w;; siws, in >_> youw xDD sweep? ->_< VAWWO. OwO CWAUDIO. OwO Did >_> we, my UwU wowd? -BWUTUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ saw you xDD anything? ->_< VAWWO. No, my lord, I ^-^ saw nothing. -OwO CWAUDIO. Nyow OwO I, my :33 wowd. -BWUTUS. uWu Go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to my bwothew ;;w;; Cassius; -UwU Bid him xDD set uWu on his >w< powews uWu betimes OwO befowe, -And ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO fowwow. ->_< VAWWO. OwO CWAUDIO. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, my :33 wowd. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The xDD pwains >_> of Philippi. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ Awmy. - -^-^ OCTAVIUS. Nyow, ^.^ Antony, ^-^ ouw OwO hopes awe ;;w;; answewed. -You ^w^ said OwO the enemy would ^.^ nyot come down, -But ^-^ keep OwO the :3 hiwws ÚwÚ and uppew ;;w;; wegions. -^w^ It proves ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. Their ^.^ battwes awe at >w< hand; -^.^ They UwU mean ^-^ to >_> wawn OwO us at Philippi ;;w;; hewe, -Answewing before ^-^ we ^-^ do >_> demand >_> of ^.^ them. -^-^ ANTONY. UwU Tut, I x3 am in theiw ^-^ bosoms, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ->w< Whewefowe uWu they ^-^ do it. ^.^ They :33 couwd >w< be ^.^ content -ÚwÚ To >w< visit uWu othew places, ÚwÚ and come ;;w;; down -x3 With xDD feawfuw bravery, >w< thinking uWu by :3 this ;;w;; face -ÚwÚ To OwO fasten in ^-^ ouw >_> thoughts UwU that uWu they ^.^ have courage; -But 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. - -x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. - -MESSENGEW. Pwepawe you, genyewaws. -The enemy comes uWu on in x3 gawwant ^w^ show; -Their bwoody >w< sign >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 is :3 hung out, -And xDD something ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye immediatewy. -^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Octavius, ;;w;; wead >_> youw ^-^ battwe softwy OwO on, -:3 Upon OwO the weft hand >_> of OwO the x3 even fiewd. -^-^ OCTAVIUS. :3 Upon OwO the ^.^ wight hand OwO I, ^-^ keep :3 thou OwO the left. -^-^ ANTONY. UwU Why ^-^ do you cross me in :3 this ^.^ exigent? -^-^ OCTAVIUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cross you, uWu but I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. - -xDD Mawch. ^-^ Dwum. x3 Entew Bwutus, Cassius, ÚwÚ and theiw UwU Awmy; -:3 Wuciwius, uWu Titinyius, Messala, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. - -BWUTUS. ^.^ They ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ have :33 pawwey. -UwU CASSIUS. Stand :3 fast, ^.^ Titinyius; ^-^ we >w< must >_< out ÚwÚ and ^.^ tawk. -^-^ OCTAVIUS. >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give >w< sign >_> of battle? -^-^ ANTONY. No, Caesaw, ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew uWu on theiw :33 chawge. -UwU Make >w< fowth, OwO the ^w^ genyewaws would ^.^ have >w< some wowds. -^-^ OCTAVIUS. x3 Stiw ^.^ nyot xDD untiw OwO the signal ^.^ nyot xDD untiw OwO the signyaw. -BWUTUS. Words before OwO bwows. ^-^ Is ^.^ it so, countrymen? -^-^ OCTAVIUS. :3 Nyot UwU that ^-^ we love uWu wowds :3 bettew, as you do. -BWUTUS. Good uWu wowds awe better than OwO bad xDD stwokes, ^.^ Octavius. -^-^ ANTONY. UwU In >_> youw OwO bad xDD stwokes, Bwutus, you ^w^ give good wowds. ->_> Witnyess OwO the hole you :3 made in Caesar's xDD heawt, -:33 Cwying "Long wive! Hail, OwO Caesaw!" -UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ Antony, -The x3 postuwe >_> of >_> youw uWu bwows awe ÚwÚ yet UwU unknyown; -But uWu fow >_> youw x3 wowds, uWu they x3 wob OwO the >_> Hybwa ^w^ bees, -And xDD weave them :3 honyeywess. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyot stingless ^w^ too. -BWUTUS. :33 O, yes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ soundwess UwU too, ->_< Fow you ^.^ have stow'n theiw OwO buzzing, ^.^ Antony, -And vewy wisewy ^-^ thweat before you sting. -^-^ ANTONY. Villains! You >_> did ^.^ nyot OwO so when >_> youw :3 viwe >_> daggews -Hack'd ^-^ onye another in OwO the ^-^ sides >_> of Caesar. -You show'd >_> youw UwU teeth >_< wike ^.^ apes, ÚwÚ and >_> fawn'd >_< wike ^w^ hounds, -And bow'd >_< wike :33 bondmen, kissing Caesar's ;;w;; feet; ->w< Whiwst damned Casca, >_< wike :3 a cur, >_> behind -^.^ Stwooke Caesar uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ nyeck. :3 O you UwU fwattewews! -UwU CASSIUS. UwU Fwattewews? Nyow, Bwutus, :3 thank OwO youwsewf. -:3 This :33 tongue xDD had ^.^ nyot uWu offended OwO so today, ->w< If ^w^ Cassius UwU might ^.^ have :33 wuwed. -^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO the ^.^ cause. >w< If arguing ^-^ make OwO us UwU sweat, -The >_> pwoof >_> of ^.^ it uWu wiww xDD tuwn ^-^ to x3 weddew drops. -Look, -I dwaw :3 a >_< swowd x3 against ÚwÚ conspiwatows; -When ÚwÚ think you UwU that OwO the >_< swowd :33 goes OwO up OwO again? -OwO Nyevew, ÚwÚ tiww Caesar's three ÚwÚ and OwO thiwty wounds -Be ;;w;; weww avenged, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ tiww another Caesar ->_< Have ÚwÚ added slaughter ^-^ to OwO the >_< swowd >_> of x3 twaitows. -BWUTUS. Caesaw, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot die uWu by :3 twaitows' x3 hands, ->_< Unwess :3 thou >_> bwing'st them with thee. -^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ So I hope, -I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to die uWu on ^w^ Bwutus' ^w^ swowd. -BWUTUS. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the nyobwest >_> of >w< thy ^.^ stwain, -Young man, :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot die ^-^ mowe UwU honyowabwe. -UwU CASSIUS. OwO A peevish ÚwÚ schoow OwO boy, ^.^ wowthwess >_> of such honor, -^.^ Join'd with :3 a xDD maskew ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; wevewew! -^-^ ANTONY. Old ^w^ Cassius still! -^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ Antony, >w< away! -^.^ Defiance, >_< twaitows, huww ^-^ we in >_> youw teeth. ->w< If you dare fight today, come ^-^ to OwO the OwO fiewd; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, when you ^.^ have OwO stomachs. ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ Awmy. -UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Why, nyow, blow :3 and, sweww biwwow, ÚwÚ and OwO swim bark! -The :3 stowm :3 is uWu up, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is uWu on OwO the ^.^ hazawd. -BWUTUS. xDD Ho, OwO Wuciwius! Hawk, :3 a >_> wowd with you. -x3 WUCIWIUS. [Stands forth.] UwU My UwU wowd? -Bwutus ÚwÚ and >_> Wuciwius ;;w;; convewse apart. -UwU CASSIUS. >w< Messawa! -OwO MESSAWA. [Stands forth.] What :33 says my ^-^ genyewaw? -UwU CASSIUS. Messala, -:3 This :3 is my biwthday, as :3 this vewy :3 day ->_> Was ^w^ Cassius uWu bown. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, Messawa. -Be :3 thou my witness UwU that, x3 against my wiww, -UwU As ;;w;; Pompey OwO was, x3 am I xDD compeww'd ^-^ to xDD set -:3 Upon ^-^ onye ^-^ battwe >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 wibewties. -You xDD knyow UwU that I held Epicurus ^w^ stwong, -And his ^-^ opinyion. Nyow I >_> change my UwU mind, -And pawtwy ÚwÚ cwedit >w< things UwU that ^-^ do :33 pwesage. -^.^ Coming ^-^ fwom Sawdis, uWu on ^-^ ouw fowmew ^w^ ensign ->w< Two :3 mighty x3 eagwes fell, ÚwÚ and there uWu they perch'd, -Gorging ÚwÚ and OwO feeding ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw sowdiews' x3 hands, -OwO Who ^-^ to Philippi here OwO consowted ÚwÚ us. -:3 This xDD mownying awe uWu they xDD fwed away ÚwÚ and gone, -And in theiw ^w^ steads ^-^ do ravens, >_< cwows, ÚwÚ and kites ->_> Fwy o'ew ^-^ ouw :3 heads ÚwÚ and >_< downwawd ÚwÚ wook uWu on >w< us, -UwU As ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe sickly >w< pwey. Their ^w^ shadows ÚwÚ seem -OwO A >_> canyopy UwU most fatal, uWu undew ;;w;; which -Our ;;w;; awmy :3 wies, ready ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO up OwO the UwU ghost. -OwO MESSAWA. >_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -UwU CASSIUS. I uWu but believe ^.^ it pawtwy, ->_< Fow I x3 am ^.^ fwesh >_> of spirit ÚwÚ and wesowved -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet >w< aww pewiws vewy constantwy. -BWUTUS. >_< Even so, ÚwÚ Wuciwius. -UwU CASSIUS. Nyow, UwU most x3 nyobwe Bwutus, -The UwU gods ^.^ today ^.^ stand fwiendwy UwU that ^-^ we >w< may, -Wuvws in :3 peace, ;;w;; wead uWu on ^-^ ouw >_< days ^-^ to OwO age! -But, >_< since OwO the affairs >_> of x3 men west still incertain, -Let's reason with OwO the wowst UwU that ^-^ may befall. ->w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do wose :3 this battwe, then :3 is :3 this -The vewy last UwU time ^-^ we uWu shaww speak >w< togethew. -What awe you then determined ^-^ to x3 do? -BWUTUS. >_< Even uWu by OwO the UwU wuwe >_> of UwU that phiwosophy -By ;;w;; which I >_> did blame :3 Cato uWu fow OwO the death -^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did ^w^ give ^-^ himsewf- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; how, -But I ^-^ do find ^.^ it >_> cowawdwy ÚwÚ and vile, ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of what UwU might fall, OwO so ^-^ to >w< pwevent -The UwU time >_> of ^.^ wife- arming ^-^ mysewf with >_< patience -ÚwÚ To stay OwO the providence >_> of >w< some UwU high >w< powews -:33 That :33 guvwn OwO us below. -UwU CASSIUS. >_> Then, ^-^ if ^-^ we wose :3 this battwe, -You awe OwO contented ^-^ to >w< be wed in ;;w;; twiumph -uWu Thowough OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Rome? -BWUTUS. No, Cassius, nyo. :33 Think ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou x3 nyobwe :3 Woman, -:33 That >w< evew Bwutus uWu wiww >w< go bound ^-^ to Rome; -ÚwÚ He uWu beaws xDD too gweat :3 a mind. But :3 this >_> same :3 day -Must ^-^ end UwU that wowk OwO the >_< ides >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch x3 begun. -And whethew ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet UwU again I xDD knyow not. -OwO Thewefowe ^-^ ouw xDD evewwasting faweweww take. ->_< Fowevew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fowevew, ^.^ faweweww, >_> Cassius! ->w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ meet uWu again, >_> why, ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU smiwe; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, x3 why then :3 this pawting ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww ^.^ made. -UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Fowevew ÚwÚ and :33 fowevew ^.^ faweweww, x3 Bwutus! ->w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ meet uWu again, ^w^ we'ww >_> smiwe UwU indeed; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, 'tis OwO twue :3 this pawting ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww ^.^ made. -BWUTUS. UwU Why then, ;;w;; wead x3 on. :33 O, UwU that :3 a man UwU might xDD knyow -The ^-^ end >_> of :3 this UwU day's ^-^ businyess ewe ^.^ it x3 come! -But ^.^ it ^w^ sufficeth UwU that OwO the :3 day uWu wiww end, -And then OwO the ^-^ end :3 is known. ^w^ Come, UwU ho! xDD Away! OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The field >_> of x3 battwe. - -Awawum. x3 Entew Bwutus ÚwÚ and Messawa. - -BWUTUS. x3 Wide, ride, Messala, ride, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ these ^.^ biwws -^.^ Unto OwO the legions uWu on OwO the uWu othew xDD side. Loud ÚwÚ awawum. ->_> Wet them xDD set uWu on at once, uWu fow I pewceive -But x3 cowd demeanyow in >w< Octavia's ;;w;; wing, -And ^w^ sudden push gives them OwO the uvwthwow. -x3 Wide, ride, Messawa. >_> Wet them >w< aww come down. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. - -Awawums. x3 Entew ^w^ Cassius ÚwÚ and Titinyius. - -UwU CASSIUS. :33 O, look, uWu Titinyius, look, OwO the >_< viwwains ;;w;; fwy! -Myself ^.^ have ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own tuwn'd enyemy. -:3 This ^w^ ensign here >_> of >_< minye ÚwÚ was UwU tuwnying >w< back; -I slew OwO the xDD cowawd, ÚwÚ and >_> did UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> him. -TITINyIUS. :3 O Cassius, Bwutus >_> gave OwO the >_> wowd xDD too ;;w;; eawwy, -Who, having >w< some ^w^ advantage uWu on ÚwÚ Octavius, ->_< Took ^.^ it xDD too eagewwy. His xDD sowdiews feww ^-^ to ^w^ spoiw, ->w< Whiwst ^-^ we uWu by Antony awe >w< aww >_< encwosed. - -x3 Entew Pindarus. - -PINDARUS. >_> Fwy further OwO off, my lord, UwU fwy further off; ->_< Mawk Antony :3 is in >_> youw tents, my ^w^ wowd; ->w< Fwy, ^.^ thewefowe, x3 nyobwe Cassius, UwU fwy :3 faw UwU off. -UwU CASSIUS. :3 This hiww :3 is :3 faw ^w^ enyough. Look, look, x3 Titinyius: -uWu Awe x3 those my x3 tents xDD whewe I pewceive OwO the xDD fiwe? -TITINyIUS. ^.^ They awe, my :33 wowd. -UwU CASSIUS. uWu Titinyius, ^-^ if :3 thou wuvst uWu me, -xDD Mount :3 thou my horse ÚwÚ and hide >w< thy ^w^ spuws in ^w^ him, -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ thee OwO up ^-^ to :33 yondew twoops -And here uWu again, UwU that I ^-^ may west >_> assuwed -:3 Whethew yond twoops awe fwiend ^w^ ow enyemy. -TITINyIUS. I uWu wiww >w< be here uWu again, x3 even with :3 a OwO thought. UwU Exit. -UwU CASSIUS. Go, Pindawus, >_< get highew uWu on UwU that ;;w;; hiww; -UwU My OwO sight ÚwÚ was >w< evew UwU thick; ^-^ wegawd uWu Titinyius, -And tell me what :3 thou >_< nyotest about OwO the fiewd. -Pindarus ÚwÚ ascends OwO the :33 hiww. -:3 This :3 day I ^.^ bweathed >_> fiwst: UwU time :3 is come :33 wound, -And xDD whewe I >_> did ÚwÚ begin, there uWu shaww I :3 end; -UwU My life :3 is run his UwU compass. Sirrah, what x3 nyews? -PINDARUS. xDD [Abuv.] :3 O my wowd! -UwU CASSIUS. What x3 nyews? -PINDARUS. xDD [Abuv.] :3 Titinyius :3 is enclosed x3 wound about -x3 With horsemen, UwU that ^-^ make ^-^ to him uWu on OwO the ;;w;; spuw; ->_> Yet ^.^ he ^w^ spuws x3 on. Nyow uWu they awe ^w^ awmost uWu on >_> him. -Nyow, Titinius! Nyow >w< some >_> wight. :33 O, ^.^ he lights ^w^ too. ->w< He's ta'en xDD [Shout.] And, xDD hawk! ^.^ They ^.^ shout uWu fow OwO joy. -UwU CASSIUS. Come ;;w;; down; >w< behowd nyo more. -:33 O, cowawd UwU that I OwO am, ^-^ to live OwO so long, -ÚwÚ To UwU see my :33 best fwiend ta'en before my >w< face! -Pindarus UwU descends. -Come hithew, sirrah. -UwU In >_> Pawthia >_> did I UwU take ÚwÚ thee pwisonyew, -And then I :33 swowe ^.^ thee, saving >_> of >w< thy xDD wife, -:33 That >_> whatsoevew I >_> did ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee uWu do, -Thou shouldst ^-^ attempt it. Come nyow, ^-^ keep UwU thinye >_> oath; -Nyow >w< be :3 a :33 fweeman, ÚwÚ and with :3 this good ;;w;; swowd, -:33 That ÚwÚ wan OwO thwough Caesar's xDD bowews, >_> seawch :3 this >_< bosom. -Stand ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO answew: ;;w;; hewe, UwU take :3 thou OwO the hiwts; -And when my ;;w;; face :3 is >_> cuvw'd, as 'tis nyow, -x3 Guide :3 thou OwO the ^w^ swowd. ^.^ [Pindawus ;;w;; stabs ÚwÚ him.] Caesaw, :3 thou art -revenged, ->_< Even with OwO the >_< swowd UwU that xDD kiww'd thee. ^.^ Dies. -PINDARUS. UwU So, I x3 am ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ yet would ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ have :3 been, ->_> Duwst I ^.^ have x3 donye my uWu wiww. :3 O >_> Cassius! -Far ^-^ fwom :3 this ;;w;; countwy Pindarus uWu shaww ^-^ wun, -:3 Whewe never Woman uWu shaww UwU take ^-^ nyote >_> of >_> him. UwU Exit. - -;;w;; We-entew :3 Titinyius with Messawa. - -OwO MESSAWA. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but change, uWu Titinyius, uWu fow ^w^ Octavius -^-^ Is ÚwÚ uvwthwown uWu by x3 nyobwe ^w^ Bwutus' :33 powew, -UwU As UwU Cassius' legions awe uWu by x3 Antony. -TITINyIUS. ^.^ These >_< tidings would ;;w;; weww comfort >w< Cassius. -OwO MESSAWA. :3 Whewe >_> did you xDD weave OwO him? -TITINyIUS. ^-^ Aww ^w^ disconsowate, -x3 With Pindarus his bondman, uWu on :3 this :33 hiww. -OwO MESSAWA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ he UwU that :3 wies x3 upon OwO the ground? -TITINyIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 wies ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the living. :3 O my >_< heawt! -OwO MESSAWA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that x3 he? -TITINyIUS. No, :3 this ÚwÚ was >_< he, Messala, -But ^w^ Cassius :3 is nyo more. :3 O setting >_> sun, -UwU As in >w< thy wed ^-^ ways :3 thou OwO dost sink ^-^ to night, -^w^ So in his wed UwU bwood UwU Cassius' :3 day :3 is set, -The >_< sun >_> of >_> Wome :3 is :33 set! Our :3 day :3 is gone; -Cwouds, OwO dews, ÚwÚ and dangews x3 come; ^-^ ouw deeds awe :33 donye! -Mistrust >_> of my >_< success ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this :3 deed. -OwO MESSAWA. Mistrust >_> of good >_< success ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this :3 deed. -:3 O ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ ewwow, melancholy's OwO chiwd, -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou show ^-^ to OwO the :3 apt >_> thoughts >_> of x3 men -The >w< things UwU that awe not? :3 O ^-^ ewwow, >_> soon conceived, -Thou never uWu comest x3 unto :3 a x3 happy birth, -But kill'st OwO the mothew UwU that engender'd thee! -TITINyIUS. >_> What, :3 Pindawus! :3 Whewe art thou, Pindarus? -OwO MESSAWA. >_< Seek ^w^ him, uWu Titinyius, UwU whiwst I >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ meet -The x3 nyobwe Bwutus, ;;w;; thwusting :3 this wepowt -x3 Into his x3 eaws. I ^-^ may uWu say >w< "thwusting" it, ->_< Fow ^.^ piewcing >_< steew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dawts envenyomed -:33 Shaww >w< be as ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the ears >_> of Bwutus -UwU As >_< tidings >_> of :3 this ^w^ sight. -TITINyIUS. Hie you, Messala, -And I uWu wiww >w< seek uWu fow Pindarus OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. Exit Messawa. -UwU Why didst :3 thou ^-^ send me >w< fowth, bwave ^-^ Cassius? -OwO Did I ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet >w< thy uWu fwiends? And >_> did ^.^ nyot uWu they -x3 Put uWu on my uWu bwows :3 this ^.^ wweath >_> of ;;w;; victowy, -And ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give ^.^ it OwO thee? >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear theiw OwO shouts? -^.^ Awas, :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ misconstwued :33 evewything! -But, howd ^.^ thee, UwU take :3 this OwO gawwand uWu on >w< thy :33 bwow; -x3 Thy Bwutus ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give ^.^ it ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and I -uWu Wiww ^-^ do his ^-^ bidding. Bwutus, come :3 apace, -And UwU see how I :33 wegawded ^-^ Caius >w< Cassius. -By >_> youw leave, >_< gods, :3 this :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ Woman's pawt. -^w^ Come, UwU Cassius' ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and find ^-^ Titinyius' ÚwÚ heawt. -Kiwws :3 himsewf. - -Awawum. ;;w;; We-entew Messala, with Bwutus, x3 young x3 Cato, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. - -BWUTUS. Whewe, where, Messala, doth his ÚwÚ body wie? -OwO MESSAWA. :33 Wo, UwU yondew, ÚwÚ and :3 Titinyius ÚwÚ mouwnying it. -BWUTUS. ^-^ Titinyius' ;;w;; face :3 is upward. ->_> CATO. ÚwÚ He :3 is slain. -BWUTUS. :3 O Julius Caesaw, :3 thou art :3 mighty x3 yet! -x3 Thy spirit walks ÚwÚ abwoad, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ ouw >_> swowds -UwU In ^-^ ouw >_> own pwopew ^w^ entwaiws. Low awawums. ->_> CATO. xDD Bwave Titinius! -Wook whe'er ^.^ he ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD cwown'd UwU dead >_> Cassius! -BWUTUS. uWu Awe ÚwÚ yet two Womans :3 wiving such as ^w^ these? -The last >_> of >w< aww OwO the uWu Womans, fare ÚwÚ thee well! -^w^ It :3 is impossibwe UwU that >w< evew >_> Wome -;;w;; Shouwd breed >w< thy fewwow. Friends, I owe uWu moe ;;w;; teaws -ÚwÚ To :3 this UwU dead man than you uWu shaww UwU see me :33 pay. -I uWu shaww find UwU time, Cassius, I uWu shaww find xDD time. -Come ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu Thasos ^-^ send his body; -His ^w^ funyewaws uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be in ^-^ ouw camp, -Lest ^.^ it discomfort ÚwÚ us. :3 Wuciwius, xDD come, -And xDD come, x3 young ^w^ Cato; let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the fiewd. -UwU Wabio ÚwÚ and Fwavio, xDD set ^-^ ouw ^.^ battwes x3 on. -^.^ 'Tis three o'cwock, ÚwÚ and uWu Womans, ÚwÚ yet ewe night -We uWu shaww twy >_> fowtunye in :3 a uWu second ^w^ fight. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. - -Awawum. OwO Entew, xDD fighting, Soldiers >_> of uWu both ;;w;; awmies; then Bwutus, x3 young x3 Cato, -:3 Wuciwius, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. - -BWUTUS. xDD Yet, countrymen, :33 O, ÚwÚ yet howd OwO up >_> youw uWu heads! ->_> CATO. What xDD bastawd doth not? OwO Who uWu wiww >w< go with x3 me? -I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim my name about OwO the fiewd. -I x3 am OwO the :3 son >_> of Mawcus x3 Cato, UwU ho! -OwO A ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to :33 tywants, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ countwy's >w< fwiend. -I x3 am OwO the :3 son >_> of Mawcus x3 Cato, UwU ho! -BWUTUS. And I x3 am Bwutus, Mawcus Bwutus, I; -Bwutus, my ^-^ countwy's :3 fwiend; xDD knyow me uWu fow x3 Bwutus! UwU Exit. -x3 WUCIWIUS. :3 O x3 young ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe x3 Cato, art :3 thou :33 down? -ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou >_< diest as bravely as uWu Titinyius, -And uWu mayst >w< be :3 honyow'd, being x3 Cato's :33 son. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Yield, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^-^ diest. -x3 WUCIWIUS. >_> Onwy I ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^-^ die. -^-^ [Offews >_> monyey.] Thewe :3 is OwO so >w< much UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt :33 kiww me stwaight: -Kiww Bwutus, ÚwÚ and >w< be honor'd in his :33 death. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. We >w< must not. OwO A x3 nyobwe pwisonyew! -x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Woom, UwU ho! >_> Teww ^.^ Antony, Bwutus :3 is ta'en. -OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I'll tell OwO the news. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. - -x3 Entew x3 Antony. - -Bwutus :3 is ta'en, Bwutus :3 is ta'en, my :33 wowd. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? -x3 WUCIWIUS. uWu Safe, ^.^ Antony, Bwutus :3 is xDD safe ^w^ enyough. -I dare assuwe ÚwÚ thee UwU that nyo enemy -:33 Shaww >w< evew UwU take x3 awive OwO the x3 nyobwe OwO Bwutus; -The UwU gods ^w^ defend him ^-^ fwom OwO so gweat :3 a OwO shame! -When you ^-^ do find ^w^ him, ^w^ ow x3 awive ^w^ ow OwO dead, -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found >_< wike Bwutus, >_< wike :3 himsewf. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot Bwutus, OwO fwiend, ;;w;; but, I assuwe you, -OwO A UwU pwize nyo less in worth. Keep :3 this man xDD safe, ->w< Give him >w< aww ^.^ kindnyess; I xDD had wathew ^.^ have -Such x3 men my fwiends than enyemies. uWu Go OwO on, -And UwU see ^w^ wheew Bwutus >w< be x3 awive ^w^ ow OwO dead, -And bwing OwO us >_> wowd x3 unto uWu Octavius' tent -OwO How OwO evewything :3 is >w< chanced. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. - -x3 Entew Bwutus, Dardanius, OwO Cwitus, ^w^ Stwato, ÚwÚ and :3 Vowumnyius. - -BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, UwU poow remains >_> of fwiends, west uWu on :3 this wock. -CLITUS. xDD Statiwius show'd OwO the >_> towchwight, ;;w;; but, my lord, -ÚwÚ He came ^.^ nyot ^-^ back. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ ow ta'en ^w^ ow slain. -BWUTUS. >_> Sit ÚwÚ thee down, Cwitus. uWu Swaying :3 is OwO the uWu wowd: -^w^ It :3 is :3 a deed in xDD fashion. UwU Hawk ^.^ thee, Cwitus. Whispers. -CLITUS. >_> What, OwO I, my UwU wowd? No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< aww OwO the world. -BWUTUS. xDD Peace then, nyo wowds. -CLITUS. I'll wathew :33 kiww ^-^ mysewf. -BWUTUS. UwU Hawk ^.^ thee, uWu Dawdanyius. Whispers. -xDD DAWDANyIUS. :33 Shaww I ^-^ do such :3 a x3 deed? -CLITUS. :3 O Dardanius! -xDD DAWDANyIUS. :3 O Cwitus! -CLITUS. What i-iww xDD wequest >_> did Bwutus ^-^ make ^-^ to OwO thee? -xDD DAWDANyIUS. ÚwÚ To :33 kiww ^w^ him, Cwitus. Look, ^.^ he >_> meditates. -CLITUS. Nyow :3 is UwU that x3 nyobwe vessel :33 fuww >_> of gwief, -:33 That ^.^ it runs xDD uvw x3 even at his OwO eyes. -BWUTUS. Come hithew, good :3 Vowumnyius, list :3 a :33 wowd. -VOWUMNyIUS. What :33 says my UwU wowd? -BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, this, OwO Vowumnyius: -The ghost >_> of Caesar ;;w;; hath appeaw'd ^-^ to me ->w< Two uWu sevewaw xDD times uWu by >_< nyight; at Sawdis once, -And :3 this last night here in Philippi ^.^ fiewds. -I xDD knyow my hour :3 is come. -VOWUMNyIUS. :3 Nyot so, my :33 wowd. -BWUTUS. Nyay I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, :3 Vowumnyius. -Thou >w< seest OwO the UwU wowwd, :3 Vowumnyius, how ^.^ it goes; -Our >_> enyemies ^.^ have beat OwO us ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ pit; Low awawums. -^w^ It :3 is ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy ^-^ to :33 weap in uWu ouwsewves ->w< Than tawwy ÚwÚ tiww uWu they push ÚwÚ us. Good :3 Vowumnyius, -Thou uWu knyow'st UwU that ^-^ we two went ^-^ to ÚwÚ schoow >_< togethew; ->_< Even uWu fow UwU that ^-^ ouw love >_> of >_> owd, I ;;w;; pwithee, -Hold :3 thou my ;;w;; swowd-hiwts, UwU whiwst I run uWu on it. -VOWUMNyIUS. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO an >w< office uWu fow :3 a OwO fwiend, my :33 wowd. -:33 Awawum ^.^ stiww. -CLITUS. >w< Fwy, fly, my lord, there :3 is nyo ^.^ tawwying here. -BWUTUS. Farewell ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and you, :3 Vowumnyius. -^w^ Stwato, :3 thou x3 hast >_< been >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe asleep; -Farewell ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee UwU too, Stwato. uWu Countwymen, -UwU My OwO heawt doth ^.^ joy UwU that ÚwÚ yet in >w< aww my life -I ;;w;; found nyo man uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO twue ^-^ to >_> me. -I uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> gwowy uWu by :3 this >w< wosing day, -Mowe than ^w^ Octavius ÚwÚ and >_< Mawk Antony -By :3 this :3 viwe :3 conquest uWu shaww attain >_> unto. -UwU So, fare you ;;w;; weww at once, uWu fow ^w^ Bwutus' :33 tongue -;;w;; Hath ^w^ awmost UwU ended his :3 wife's >w< histowy. -:3 Nyight OwO hangs x3 upon >_< minye >_> eyes, my bones would west -:33 That ^.^ have uWu but labor'd ^-^ to attain :3 this hour. -Awawum. OwO Cwy ÚwÚ within, "Fly, fly, fly!" -CLITUS. >w< Fwy, my lord, uWu fwy. -BWUTUS. :33 Hence! I uWu wiww OwO fowwow. ->_< Exeunt OwO Cwitus, Dardanius, ÚwÚ and :3 Vowumnyius. -I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ Stwato, stay :3 thou uWu by >w< thy :33 wowd. -Thou art :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of :3 a good ^.^ wespect; -x3 Thy life ;;w;; hath xDD had >w< some >w< smatch >_> of honyow in it. -Hold then my ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn away >w< thy ;;w;; face, -OwO Whiwe I ^-^ do run x3 upon it. uWu Wiwt thou, >_< Stwato? -^-^ STWATO. >w< Give me >_> youw hand >_> fiwst. Fawe you well, my :33 wowd. -BWUTUS. Faweweww, good Stwato. Wuns uWu on his ^w^ swowd. -Caesaw, :3 nyow >w< be still; -I xDD kiww'd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thee with half OwO so good :3 a uWu wiww. ^.^ Dies. - -Awawum. Retreat. x3 Entew ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, Messala, -:3 Wuciwius, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ Awmy. - -^-^ OCTAVIUS. What man :3 is ÚwÚ that? -OwO MESSAWA. UwU My >_< mastew's xDD man. ^w^ Stwato, xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy ^.^ mastew? -^-^ STWATO. >_> Fwee ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< bondage you awe ÚwÚ in, Messala: -The >_< conquewows can uWu but ^-^ make :3 a x3 fiwe >_> of him; ->_< Fow Bwutus only :33 uvwcame himself, -And nyo man ewse ;;w;; hath honyow uWu by his :33 death. -x3 WUCIWIUS. ^w^ So Bwutus shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ found. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Bwutus, -:33 That :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ pwuvd Lucilius' ^.^ saying true. -^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^-^ Aww UwU that served Bwutus, I uWu wiww UwU entewtain ^.^ them. -Fewwow, xDD wiwt :3 thou bestow >w< thy UwU time with x3 me? -^-^ STWATO. >w< Ay, ^-^ if >_> Messawa uWu wiww :33 pwefew me ^-^ to you. -^-^ OCTAVIUS. Do so, good Messawa. -OwO MESSAWA. OwO How ;;w;; died my :3 mastew, >_< Stwato? -^-^ STWATO. I held OwO the ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> did run uWu on it. -OwO MESSAWA. ÚwÚ Octavius, then UwU take him ^-^ to follow ÚwÚ thee -:33 That >_> did OwO the :3 watest service ^-^ to my mastew. -^-^ ANTONY. :3 This ÚwÚ was OwO the nyobwest Woman >_> of them all. -^-^ Aww OwO the conspirators, :33 save only >_< he, -OwO Did UwU that uWu they >_> did in >_< envy >_> of gweat xDD Caesaw; -ÚwÚ He only, in :3 a ^w^ genyewaw >w< honyest ^w^ thought -And ^w^ common good ^-^ to aww, :3 made ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. -His life ÚwÚ was gentle, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< ewements -^w^ So uWu mix'd in him UwU that :3 Nyatuwe UwU might ^.^ stand OwO up -And uWu say ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, UwU "This ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ man!" -^-^ OCTAVIUS. >_> Accowding ^-^ to his :3 viwtue let OwO us ;;w;; use him -x3 With >w< aww >_< wespect ÚwÚ and :3 wites >_> of buwiaw. -xDD Within my tent his bones tonight uWu shaww >_< wie, -uWu Most >_< wike :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, owdewed ^-^ honyowabwy. -^w^ So caww OwO the field ^-^ to rest, ÚwÚ and wet's ^w^ away, -ÚwÚ To part OwO the glories >_> of :3 this x3 happy day. OwO Exeunt. - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - - -OwO 1606 - - -OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF KING LEAR - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -Lear, UwU King >_> of x3 Bwitain. -UwU King >_> of OwO Fwance. -UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. -UwU Duke >_> of >_> Cownwaww. -UwU Duke >_> of OwO Awbany. -Eaww >_> of x3 Kent. -Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. -OwO Edgaw, :3 son >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. -^.^ Edmund, xDD bastawd :3 son ^-^ to ^w^ Gwoucestew. -Cuwan, :3 a ^w^ couwtiew. -Old ÚwÚ Man, tenant ^-^ to ^w^ Gwoucestew. -^.^ Doctow. -OwO Weaw's ;;w;; Foow. -Oswald, ^.^ stewawd ^-^ to ^-^ Gonyewiw. -OwO A x3 Captain uWu undew uWu Edmund's ^.^ command. -^-^ Gentwemen. -OwO A :3 Hewawd. -^.^ Sewvants ^-^ to >_> Cownwaww. - ->_< Gonyewiw, daughter ^-^ to Lear. -Regan, daughter ^-^ to Lear. -Cordelia, daughter ^-^ to Lear. - -:33 Knyights :33 attending uWu on Lear, UwU Officews, ^-^ Messengews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, -Attendants. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Scenye: x3 - x3 Bwitain. - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. -xDD [King OwO Weaw's xDD Pawace.] - -x3 Entew ^.^ Kent, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Edmund. :3 [Kent ÚwÚ and Glouceste convewse. -Edmund ^-^ stands ^-^ back.] - -x3 Kent. I ^w^ thought OwO the UwU King xDD had ^-^ mowe ;;w;; affected OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Awbany than ->_> Cownwaww. ->w< Gwou. ^w^ It >_> did :33 awways ÚwÚ seem OwO so ^-^ to >_< us; uWu but nyow, in OwO the *looks away* division >_> of OwO the -UwU kingdom, ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which >_> of OwO the :3 Dukes ^.^ he vawues ÚwÚ most, uWu fow ->_> equawities awe OwO so x3 weigh'd UwU that x3 cuwiosity in neither can ^-^ make -UwU choice >_> of ÚwÚ eithew's moiety. -x3 Kent. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this >_> youw UwU son, my UwU wowd? ->w< Gwou. His breeding, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath >_< been at my :33 chawge. I ^.^ have OwO so >_< often ->_< bwush'd ^-^ to acknyowwedge him UwU that :3 nyow I x3 am ^.^ bwaz'd to't. -x3 Kent. I cannyot >_< conceive you. ->w< Gwou. >_> Siw, :3 this x3 young ^-^ fewwow's mothew x3 couwd; wheweupon ^.^ she ^-^ gwew -UwU wound-womb'd, ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, :3 a :3 son uWu fow xDD hew cradle ewe ^.^ she -xDD had :3 a xDD husband uWu fow xDD hew bed. Do you smell :3 a ^.^ fauwt? -x3 Kent. I cannyot ^w^ wish OwO the fauwt :3 undonye, OwO the xDD issue >_> of ^.^ it being OwO so -;;w;; pwopew. ->w< Gwou. But I x3 have, ;;w;; siw, :3 a :3 son uWu by owdew >_> of waw, >w< some yeaw ÚwÚ ewdew than -this, ^-^ who ÚwÚ yet :3 is nyo ^w^ deawew in my xDD account. ^-^ Though :3 this ^.^ knyave came -xDD something >w< sauciwy OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd before ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 sent for, ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was -his mothew :33 faiw, there ÚwÚ was good uWu spowt at his >w< making, ÚwÚ and OwO the -whoreson >w< must >w< be >w< acknyowwedged.- Do you xDD knyow :3 this x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, -^w^ Edmund? -Edm. >_> [comes forward] No, my :33 wowd. ->w< Gwou. UwU My Wowd >_> of x3 Kent. Wemembew him heweaftew as my honyouwabwe ->w< fwiend. -Edm. UwU My services ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. -x3 Kent. I >w< must love you, ÚwÚ and >w< sue ^-^ to xDD knyow you ^w^ bettew. -Edm. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww study deserving. ->w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been >_< out :33 nyinye yeaws, ÚwÚ and away ^.^ he uWu shaww again. -Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. -The UwU King :3 is >w< coming. - -x3 Entew ^-^ onye beawing :3 a x3 cowonyet; then >_> Weaw; then OwO the :3 Dukes >_> of -Awbany ÚwÚ and OwO Cownwaww; nyext, >_< Gonyewiw, Regan, Cordelia, with -Fowwowews. - -Lear. x3 Attend OwO the uWu wowds >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and Buwgundy, ^w^ Gwoucestew. ->w< Gwou. I ^-^ shaww, my ^.^ wiege. ->_< Exeunt [Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and x3 Edmund]. -Lear. OwO Meantime ^-^ we uWu shaww express ^-^ ouw darker uWu puwpose. ->w< Give me OwO the ÚwÚ map ^.^ thewe. xDD Knyow ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; divided -UwU In three ^-^ ouw x3 kingdom; ÚwÚ and 'tis ^-^ ouw fast ^.^ intent -ÚwÚ To >_< shake >w< aww >_> cawes ÚwÚ and ^-^ businyess ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ age, -UwU Confewwing them uWu on ^.^ youngew xDD stwengths >_< whiwe ^-^ we -:33 Unbuwthen'd crawl towawd :33 death. Our :3 son >_> of ^w^ Cownwaww, -And you, ^-^ ouw nyo less :33 woving :3 son >_> of :3 Awbany, -We ^.^ have :3 this hour :3 a ;;w;; constant uWu wiww ^-^ to pubwish -Our x3 daughtews' uWu sevewaw dowews, UwU that :33 futuwe stwife -May >w< be >w< pwevented OwO nyow. The princes, Fwance ÚwÚ and Buwgundy, -Great x3 wivaws in ^-^ ouw ^w^ youngest :33 daughtew's love, -Wong in ^-^ ouw couwt ^.^ have :3 made theiw amorous ;;w;; sojouwn, -And here awe ^-^ to >w< be answer'd. >_> Teww uWu me, my daughters -ÚwÚ (Since :3 nyow ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ divest OwO us uWu both >_> of UwU wuwe, -:33 Intewest >_> of UwU tewwitowy, >_> cawes >_> of >_> state), -^w^ Which >_> of you uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu say doth love OwO us >_> most? -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wawgest bounty ^-^ may uWu extend -:3 Whewe ^-^ nyatuwe doth with merit ÚwÚ chawwenge. >_< Gonyewiw, -Our ewdest-bown, speak >_> fiwst. -uWu Gon. >_> Siw, I love you ^-^ mowe than uWu wowds can wiewd OwO the matter; ->_> Deawew than >_> eyesight, ^-^ space, ÚwÚ and liberty; -Beyond what can >w< be ;;w;; vawued, rich ^w^ ow ^-^ wawe; -:3 Nyo less than xDD wife, with >w< gwace, ^.^ heawth, :3 beauty, >_> honyouw; -UwU As >w< much as >w< chiwd e'ew ;;w;; wov'd, ^w^ ow fathew xDD found; -OwO A love UwU that makes >_> bweath xDD poow, ÚwÚ and OwO speech x3 unyabwe. -Beyond >w< aww manner >_> of OwO so >w< much I love you. -:33 Cow. ^-^ [aside] What uWu shaww Cordelia speak? UwU Wuv, ÚwÚ and >w< be silent. -Lear. x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ these >w< bounds, x3 even ^-^ fwom :3 this xDD winye ^-^ to this, -x3 With >_> shadowy fowests ÚwÚ and with ^.^ champains rich'd, -x3 With ^-^ pwenteous wivews ÚwÚ and OwO wide-skiwted ÚwÚ meads, -We ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_< wady. ÚwÚ To UwU thinye ÚwÚ and Albany's xDD issue -Be :3 this uWu pewpetuaw.- What :33 says ^-^ ouw uWu second >_> daughtew, -Our ;;w;; deawest Regan, UwU wife ^-^ to Cornwall? ;;w;; Speak. -UwU Weg. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 made -x3 Of OwO the uWu sewfsame >w< metaw UwU that my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; is, -And UwU pwize me at xDD hew worth. UwU In my OwO twue OwO heawt -I find ^.^ she >_< nyames my vewy deed >_> of :33 wuv; ->_> Onwy ^.^ she comes xDD too showt, UwU that I UwU pwofess -Myself OwO an enemy ^-^ to >w< aww uWu othew >_< joys -^w^ Which OwO the UwU most pwecious :3 squawe >_> of :33 sense possesses, -And find I x3 am :3 awonye >_> fewicitate -UwU In >_> youw dear OwO Highnyess' wuv. -:33 Cow. ^-^ [aside] ;;w;; Then UwU poow xDD Cowdewia! -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot >w< so; >_< since I x3 am ^w^ suwe my ^-^ wuv's -Mowe wichew than my OwO tongue. -Lear. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and UwU thinye ^w^ heweditawy >w< evew -Wemain :3 this uWu ampwe third >_> of ^-^ ouw fair UwU kingdom, -:3 Nyo less in ^-^ space, vawidity, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pweasuwe ->w< Than UwU that conferr'd uWu on xDD Gonyewiw.- Nyow, ^-^ ouw joy, -UwU Awthough OwO the ^w^ wast, ^.^ nyot least; ^-^ to uWu whose x3 young love -The >w< vinyes >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and >_< miwk >_> of uWu Buwgundy -^-^ Stwive ^-^ to >w< be x3 intewest; what can you uWu say ^-^ to dwaw -OwO A third ^-^ mowe :3 opuwent than >_> youw OwO sistews? ;;w;; Speak. -:33 Cow. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. -Lear. Nothing? -:33 Cow. >w< Nyothing. -Lear. Nyothing can come >_> of nothing. ^w^ Speak again. -:33 Cow. Unhappy UwU that I OwO am, I cannyot heave -UwU My OwO heawt OwO into my UwU mouth. I love >_> youw uWu Majesty ->_> Accowding ^-^ to my ÚwÚ bond; nyo ^-^ mowe :3 nyow less. -Lear. ^-^ How, ;;w;; how, Cordelia? Mend >_> youw OwO speech :3 a little, -Lest ^.^ it ^-^ may mar >_> youw UwU fowtunyes. -:33 Cow. Good my lord, -You ^.^ have ;;w;; begot uWu me, bwed uWu me, :33 wov'd me; I -Wetuwn x3 those ;;w;; duties xDD back as awe ^.^ wight ^.^ fit, -;;w;; Obey you, love you, ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu honyouw you. -UwU Why ^.^ have my OwO sistews ;;w;; husbands, ^-^ if uWu they uWu say -^.^ They love you all? Haply, when I uWu shaww ^-^ wed, -:33 That lord uWu whose hand >w< must UwU take my plight uWu shaww carry -Hawf my love with ^w^ him, half my cawe ÚwÚ and >_< duty. ->w< Suwe I uWu shaww never ÚwÚ mawwy >_< wike my sisters, -ÚwÚ To love my fathew all. -Lear. But :33 goes >w< thy OwO heawt with uWu this? -:33 Cow. >w< Ay, good my :33 wowd. -Lear. ^w^ So young, ÚwÚ and OwO so untender? -:33 Cow. ^w^ So young, my lord, ÚwÚ and true. -Lear. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be so! >w< thy >w< twuth then >w< be >w< thy dower! ->_< Fow, uWu by OwO the xDD sacwed ^w^ wadiance >_> of OwO the >_> sun, -The ^.^ mystewies >_> of UwU Hecate ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< nyight; -By >w< aww OwO the xDD opewation >_> of OwO the ^-^ owbs -From xDD whom ^-^ we ^-^ do exist ÚwÚ and OwO cease ^-^ to ^w^ be; -;;w;; Hewe I discwaim >w< aww my >w< patewnyaw cawe, -;;w;; Pwopinquity ÚwÚ and property >_> of blood, -And as :3 a ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and me -Hold ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this uWu fow ever. The ^.^ bawbawous >w< Scythian, -Ow ^.^ he UwU that makes his xDD genyewation >_< messes -ÚwÚ To ^-^ gowge his OwO appetite, uWu shaww ^-^ to my uWu bosom -Be as ;;w;; weww uWu nyeighbouw'd, pitied, ÚwÚ and >_< wewiev'd, -UwU As :3 thou my sometime daughter. -x3 Kent. Good my >w< wiege- -Lear. Peace, >w< Kent! -Come ^.^ nyot :3 between OwO the >_< dwagon ÚwÚ and his :3 wwath. -I :33 wov'd xDD hew ÚwÚ most, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought ^-^ to xDD set my west -uWu On xDD hew >w< kind nyuwsewy.- >_< Hence ÚwÚ and UwU avoid my UwU sight!- -^w^ So >w< be my grave my xDD peace as here I ^w^ give -Her >_< fathew's OwO heawt ^-^ fwom her! ^-^ Caww ^.^ Fwance! OwO Who :33 stiws? -^-^ Caww >_< Buwgundy! >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and :3 Awbany, -x3 With my two x3 daughtews' dowers OwO digest :3 this third; ->_> Wet :33 pwide, ;;w;; which ^.^ she calls plainness, ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. -I ^-^ do OwO invest you jointwy in my :33 powew, ->_> Pweeminyence, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the uWu wawge effects -:33 That >_< twoop with majesty. UwU Ouwsewf, uWu by monthly ^.^ couwse, -x3 With ;;w;; wesewvation >_> of OwO an ^-^ hundwed knights, -By you ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ sustain'd, uWu shaww ^-^ ouw abode -UwU Make with you uWu by :3 due uWu tuwns. >_> Onwy ^-^ we still wetain -The uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and >w< aww th' additions ^-^ to :3 a xDD king. The sway, -^-^ Wevenyue, >_> execution >_> of OwO the rest, -Bewuvd OwO sons, >w< be yours; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ÚwÚ confiwm, -:3 This coronet part ;;w;; betwixt you. -x3 Kent. UwU Woyaw Lear, -x3 Whom I ^.^ have >w< evew UwU honyouw'd as my ^-^ king, -UwU Wov'd as my fathew, as my ^w^ mastew uWu fowwow'd, -UwU As my gweat patron ^w^ thought uWu on in my ^-^ pwayews- -Lear. The bow :3 is bent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwawn; ^-^ make ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ shaft. -x3 Kent. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^-^ faww ^.^ wathew, >w< though OwO the fork :33 invade -The region >_> of my >_< heawt! Be xDD Kent >_> unmannyewwy -When OwO Weaw :3 is ^w^ mad. What wouldst :3 thou uWu do, ^.^ owd man? -uWu Think'st :3 thou UwU that >_> duty uWu shaww ^.^ have ;;w;; dwead ^-^ to speak -When power ^-^ to flattery xDD bows? ÚwÚ To :3 pwainnyess honour's bound -When majesty ^.^ fawws ^-^ to fowwy. >w< Wevewse >w< thy uWu doom; -And in >w< thy :33 best consideration >_< check -:3 This hideous :33 washnyess. Answer my life my judgment, -x3 Thy ^w^ youngest daughter OwO does ^.^ nyot love ÚwÚ thee >_> weast, -Nyow awe x3 those empty-hearted uWu whose low :33 sound -OwO Wevewbs nyo >w< howwownyess. -Lear. ^.^ Kent, uWu on >w< thy xDD wife, nyo ;;w;; mowe! -x3 Kent. UwU My life I never held uWu but as :3 a ^.^ pawn -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wage x3 against UwU thinye enemies; :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to wose it, -x3 Thy >_> safety being OwO the ^.^ motive. -Lear. Out >_> of my uWu sight! -x3 Kent. ^w^ See :3 bettew, Lear, ÚwÚ and let me still >_< wemain -The OwO twue UwU bwank >_> of UwU thinye >w< eye. -Lear. Nyow uWu by ^-^ Apowwo- -x3 Kent. Nyow uWu by :3 Apowwo, ;;w;; King, -Thou swear'st >w< thy UwU gods in vain. -Lear. :3 O ÚwÚ vassaw! >w< miscweant! -[Lays his hand uWu on his sword.] -Alb., OwO Cown. UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; fowbeaw! -x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Do! -Kiww >w< thy ^-^ physician, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< fee bestow -:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; fouw >w< disease. >_> Wevoke >w< thy ^-^ gift, -Or, UwU whiwst I can :33 vent clamour ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ thwoat, -I'll tell ÚwÚ thee :3 thou OwO dost :33 eviw. -Lear. >w< Heaw uWu me, recreant! -uWu On UwU thinye allegiance, hear UwU me! -x3 Since :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us >_< bweak ^-^ ouw ^-^ vow- -^w^ Which ^-^ we durst never yet- ÚwÚ and with UwU stwain'd uWu pwide -ÚwÚ To come :3 between ^-^ ouw >_< sentence ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw power,- -^w^ Which :3 nyow ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyatuwe :3 nyow ^-^ ouw place can ÚwÚ beaw,- -Our >_< potency :3 made uWu good, UwU take >w< thy ^w^ wewawd. -^.^ Five >_< days ^-^ we ^-^ do allot ÚwÚ thee uWu fow pwovision -ÚwÚ To OwO shiewd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ diseases >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, -And uWu on OwO the ;;w;; sixth ^-^ to xDD tuwn >w< thy hated xDD back -:3 Upon ^-^ ouw ^.^ kingdom. ^.^ If, uWu on OwO the x3 tenth :3 day ^.^ fowwowing, -x3 Thy banish'd twunk >w< be ;;w;; found in ^-^ ouw ^w^ dominyions, -The ;;w;; moment :3 is >w< thy :33 death. xDD Away! By Jupitew, -:3 This uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wevok'd. -x3 Kent. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, King. x3 Since ;;w;; thus :3 thou xDD wiwt appear, -uWu Fweedom ;;w;; wives hence, ÚwÚ and banishment :3 is here. -uWu [To :3 Cowdewia] The UwU gods ^-^ to theiw dear shewtew UwU take ^.^ thee, ;;w;; maid, -:33 That justly think'st ÚwÚ and x3 hast UwU most >w< wightwy said! -uWu [To :33 Wegan ÚwÚ and :33 Gonyewiw] And >_> youw uWu wawge >_< speeches ^-^ may >_> youw deeds -UwU appwuv, -:33 That good effects ^-^ may spwing ^-^ fwom uWu wowds >_> of wuv. -ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ Kent, :3 O princes, >_< bids you >w< aww >w< adieu; -He'll ^-^ shape his ^.^ owd ^-^ couwse in :3 a ;;w;; countwy uWu nyew. -UwU Exit. - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, with Fwance ÚwÚ and Burgundy; Attendants. - ->w< Gwou. Here's Fwance ÚwÚ and Buwgundy, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. -Lear. UwU My Wowd >_> of Buwgundy, -We ^.^ fiwst OwO addwess towawd you, ^-^ who with :3 this ;;w;; king -;;w;; Hath xDD wivaww'd uWu fow ^-^ ouw daughter. What in OwO the :33 weast -uWu Wiww you require in ÚwÚ pwesent dowew with UwU hew, -Ow OwO cease >_> youw x3 quest >_> of love? -Bur. uWu Most :33 woyaw uWu Majesty, -I crave nyo ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; hath >_> youw Highness uWu offew'd, -Nyow uWu wiww you >w< tendew less. -Lear. Wight x3 nyobwe Buwgundy, -When ^.^ she ÚwÚ was dear ^-^ to >w< us, ^-^ we >_> did howd xDD hew >w< so; -But :3 nyow xDD hew x3 pwice :3 is :3 faww'n. >_> Siw, there ^.^ she stands. ->w< If >w< aught within UwU that wittwe seeming UwU substance, -Ow >w< aww >_> of it, with ^-^ ouw xDD dispweasuwe x3 piec'd, -And nyothing :3 mowe, ^-^ may fitly >_< wike >_> youw Gwace, -x3 She's there, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ youws. -Bur. I xDD knyow nyo >w< answew. -Lear. uWu Wiww you, with x3 those >_< infiwmities ^.^ she ^.^ owes, -:3 Unfwiended, OwO nyew >w< adopted ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ hate, -;;w;; Dow'w'd with ^-^ ouw curse, ÚwÚ and OwO stwangew'd with ^-^ ouw ^-^ oath, -;;w;; Take UwU hew, ^w^ ow xDD weave uWu hew? -Bur. Pawdon uWu me, :33 woyaw sir. -Ewection makes ^.^ nyot OwO up uWu on such ÚwÚ conditions. -Lear. ;;w;; Then xDD weave UwU hew, siw; for, uWu by OwO the ^.^ pow'w UwU that :3 made uWu me, -I tell you >w< aww xDD hew wealth. uWu [To Fwance] >_< Fow you, gweat ;;w;; King, -I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_> youw love ^-^ make such :3 a stray -ÚwÚ To ^-^ match you xDD whewe I hate; OwO thewefowe uWu beseech you -^.^ T' x3 avewt >_> youw ^-^ wiking :3 a ^-^ mowe worthier uWu way ->w< Than uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ wwetch xDD whom ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is asham'd ->w< Awmost x3 t' acknyowwedge hers. -OwO Fwance. :3 This :3 is UwU most stwange, -:33 That ^.^ she UwU that x3 even uWu but :3 nyow ÚwÚ was >_> youw :33 best object, -The awgument >_> of >_> youw :33 pwaise, balm >_> of >_> youw ^-^ age, -uWu Most best, UwU most ÚwÚ deawest, shouwd in :3 this trice >_> of UwU time -:33 Commit :3 a xDD thing OwO so monstrous ^-^ to ^.^ dismantwe -^w^ So many folds >_> of OwO favouw. >w< Suwe xDD hew OwO offence -Must >w< be >_> of such uWu unnyatuwaw degree -:33 That monstews it, ^w^ ow >_> youw fore-vouch'd xDD affection -OwO Faww'n OwO into ^w^ taint; ;;w;; which ^-^ to believe >_> of xDD hew -Must >w< be :3 a :3 faith UwU that reason ^-^ without >_< miwacwe -;;w;; Shouwd never >_> pwant in >_> me. -:33 Cow. I ÚwÚ yet uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty, ->w< If uWu fow I UwU want UwU that :33 gwib ÚwÚ and OwO oiwy art -ÚwÚ To speak ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose ;;w;; nyot, >_< since what I ;;w;; weww intend, -I'll do't before I UwU speak- UwU that you ^-^ make OwO knyown -^w^ It :3 is nyo OwO vicious blot, murther, ^w^ ow foulness, -:3 Nyo x3 unchaste >w< action ^w^ ow ^.^ dishonyouwed >w< step, -:33 That ;;w;; hath depriv'd me >_> of >_> youw OwO gwace ÚwÚ and ^w^ favouw; -But x3 even uWu fow UwU want >_> of UwU that uWu fow ;;w;; which I x3 am wichew- -OwO A ÚwÚ stiww-sowiciting eye, ÚwÚ and such :3 a :33 tongue -UwU As I x3 am ^.^ gwad I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, >w< though ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it -;;w;; Hath lost me in >_> youw wiking. -Lear. >_< Bettew :3 thou -uWu Hadst ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 bown than ^.^ nyot x3 t' ^.^ have pleas'd me ^w^ bettew. -OwO Fwance. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu but this- :3 a tardiness in ^-^ nyatuwe -^w^ Which >_< often leaves OwO the history unspoke -:33 That ^.^ it xDD intends ^-^ to x3 do? UwU My Wowd >_> of Buwgundy, -What uWu say you ^-^ to OwO the >w< wady? Love's ^.^ nyot love -When ^.^ it :3 is mingwed with wegawds UwU that ^-^ stands -Awoof ^-^ fwom th' uWu entiwe point. uWu Wiww you ^.^ have uWu hew? -She :3 is x3 hewsewf :3 a dowry. -Bur. UwU Woyaw Lear, ->w< Give uWu but UwU that portion ;;w;; which yourself propos'd, -And here I UwU take Cordelia uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, -Duchess >_> of :33 Buwgundy. -Lear. Nothing! I ^.^ have swown; I x3 am ^-^ fiwm. -Bur. I x3 am >_< sowwy then you ^.^ have OwO so lost :3 a fathew -:33 That you >w< must wose :3 a >_> husband. -:33 Cow. xDD Peace >w< be with >_< Buwgundy! -x3 Since UwU that respects >_> of >_> fowtunye awe his love, -I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be his wife. -OwO Fwance. UwU Faiwest Cordelia, UwU that art UwU most rich, being >_< poow; -uWu Most choice, forsaken; ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; wov'd, uWu despis'd! -ÚwÚ Thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy viwtues here I ÚwÚ seize upon. -Be ^.^ it lawful I UwU take OwO up ^w^ what's UwU cast >_> away. ->_< Gods, x3 gods! 'tis ÚwÚ stwange UwU that ^-^ fwom theiw :3 cowd'st ^.^ nyegwect -UwU My love shouwd uWu kindwe ^-^ to ^w^ infwam'd :33 wespect. -x3 Thy dow'rless >_> daughtew, ;;w;; King, ^-^ thwown ^-^ to my uWu chance, -^-^ Is queen >_> of >w< us, >_> of UwU ouws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw fair OwO Fwance. -:3 Nyot >w< aww OwO the dukes in wat'wish uWu Buwgundy -^w^ Can ^-^ buy :3 this :3 unpwiz'd pwecious maid >_> of >_> me. -UwU Bid them ^.^ faweweww, Cordelia, >w< though ;;w;; unkind. -Thou wosest ;;w;; hewe, :3 a better xDD whewe ^-^ to >_< find. -Lear. Thou x3 hast UwU hew, xDD Fwance; let xDD hew >w< be :3 thinye; uWu fow ^-^ we ->_< Have nyo such >_> daughtew, :3 nyow uWu shaww >w< evew UwU see -:33 That ;;w;; face >_> of ^-^ hews again. OwO Thewefowe >w< be gonye -Without ^-^ ouw >w< gwace, ^-^ ouw love, ^-^ ouw benison. -^w^ Come, x3 nyobwe :33 Buwgundy. -:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt Lear, Buwgundy, [Cornwall, :3 Awbany, -^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and Attendants]. -OwO Fwance. UwU Bid faweweww ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ sistews. -:33 Cow. The jewews >_> of ^-^ ouw fathew, with :33 wash'd eyes -Cordelia leaves you. I xDD knyow you what you ;;w;; awe; -And, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; sistew, x3 am UwU most loath ^-^ to caww -Your faults as uWu they awe ÚwÚ nyam'd. ;;w;; Use ;;w;; weww ^-^ ouw father. -ÚwÚ To >_> youw professed >_< bosoms I commit him; -But >_> yet, alas, ÚwÚ stood I within his >w< gwace, -I would :33 pwefew him ^-^ to :3 a better pwace! -^w^ So faweweww ^-^ to you >_> both. -uWu Gon. >w< Pwescwibe ^.^ nyot OwO us ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ duties. -UwU Weg. >_> Wet >_> youw study -Be ^-^ to ^.^ content >_> youw lord, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath receiv'd you -^.^ At >_< fowtunye's awms. You ^.^ have :33 obedience ^-^ scanted, -And ;;w;; weww awe wowth OwO the UwU want UwU that you ^.^ have wanted. -:33 Cow. Time uWu shaww ^-^ unfowd what ^.^ pwighted ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ hides. -OwO Who cuvw fauwts, at last ÚwÚ shame them ;;w;; dewides. -^.^ Weww ^-^ may you x3 pwospew! -OwO Fwance. ^w^ Come, my fair Cordelia. ->_< Exeunt Fwance ÚwÚ and Cordelia. -uWu Gon. :3 Sistew, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wittwe I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say >_> of what UwU most UwU nyeawwy -^w^ appewtains ^-^ to OwO us >_> both. I ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw fathew uWu wiww x3 hence to-nyight. -UwU Weg. ^.^ That's UwU most ^w^ cewtain, ÚwÚ and with OwO you; next month with ÚwÚ us. -uWu Gon. You UwU see how :33 fuww >_> of x3 changes his :3 age is. The >_< obsewvation ^-^ we -^.^ have :3 made >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been ^-^ wittwe. ÚwÚ He :33 awways :33 wov'd ^-^ ouw -^-^ sistew ÚwÚ most, ÚwÚ and with what UwU poow ÚwÚ judgment ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 nyow UwU cast xDD hew -x3 off >_> appeaws xDD too ;;w;; gwosswy. -UwU Weg. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the infiwmity >_> of his :33 age; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< evew uWu but slenderly -OwO knyown :3 himsewf. -uWu Gon. The :33 best ÚwÚ and soundest >_> of his UwU time ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu but wash; then ->w< must ^-^ we ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to weceive ^-^ fwom his ^-^ age, ^.^ nyot :3 awonye OwO the -impewfections >_> of long-ingraffed condition, uWu but :3 thewewithaw -OwO the xDD unwuwy :3 waywawdnyess UwU that infirm ÚwÚ and ^w^ chowewic years bwing with -^.^ them. -UwU Weg. Such >_< unconstant ^-^ stawts awe ^-^ we >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ fwom him as :3 this ->_> of x3 Kent's banishment. -uWu Gon. Thewe :3 is further compwiment >_> of leave-taking :3 between Fwance ÚwÚ and ->_> him. ;;w;; Pway you wet's :3 hit >w< togethew. >w< If ^-^ ouw fathew carry authowity -with such dispositions as ^.^ he bears, :3 this last uWu suwwendew >_> of his -uWu wiww uWu but offend ÚwÚ us. -UwU Weg. We uWu shaww further ÚwÚ think on't. -uWu Gon. We >w< must ^-^ do ^w^ something, ÚwÚ and >w< i' th' heat. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -The Eaww >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's Castle. - -x3 Entew >w< [Edmund x3 the] Bastard ^w^ sowus, [with :3 a :33 wettew]. - -Edm. uWu Thou, uWu Nyatuwe, art my ÚwÚ goddess; ^-^ to >w< thy OwO waw -UwU My services awe bound. >w< Whewefowe shouwd I -Stand in OwO the pwague >_> of :33 custom, ÚwÚ and >w< pewmit -The x3 cuwiosity >_> of >_< nyations ^-^ to deprive uWu me, ->_< Fow UwU that I x3 am >w< some twewve ^w^ ow fouwteen OwO moonshinyes ->_< Wag >_> of :3 a xDD bwothew? UwU Why bastard? xDD whewefowe >w< base? -When my >w< dimensions awe as ;;w;; weww compact, -UwU My :33 mind as x3 genyewous, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ shape as true, -UwU As >w< honyest madam's x3 issue? UwU Why :3 bwand uWu they OwO us -x3 With >w< base? with xDD basenyess? >_< bastawdy? base, >w< base? -Who, in OwO the >w< wusty stealth >_> of UwU nyatuwe, UwU take -Mowe :3 composition ÚwÚ and fiewce ;;w;; quawity ->w< Than :33 doth, within :3 a dull, stale, ^.^ tiwed :33 bed, -uWu Go ^-^ to th' xDD cweating :3 a xDD whowe ÚwÚ twibe >_> of fops -^-^ Got ^w^ 'tween asweep ÚwÚ and wake? ^.^ Weww then, -Legitimate OwO Edgaw, I >w< must ^.^ have >_> youw land. -Our >_< fathew's love :3 is ^-^ to OwO the xDD bastawd Edmund -UwU As ^-^ to th' wegitimate. OwO Finye word- UwU 'wegitimate'! -Weww, my ÚwÚ wegitimate, ^-^ if :3 this letter uWu speed, -And my ÚwÚ invention thrive, Edmund OwO the base -:33 Shaww :3 top th' wegitimate. I ^.^ gwow; I prosper. -Nyow, >_< gods, ^.^ stand OwO up uWu fow bastards! - -x3 Entew ^w^ Gwoucestew. - ->w< Gwou. xDD Kent banish'd ^.^ thus? ÚwÚ and Fwance in choler pawted? -And OwO the UwU King gonye x3 to-nyight? subscrib'd his pow'r? -;;w;; Confin'd ^-^ to ^w^ exhibition? ^-^ Aww :3 this x3 donye -:3 Upon OwO the gad? ^.^ Edmund, how ^w^ nyow? What x3 nyews? -Edm. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, none. -OwO [Puts OwO up OwO the ÚwÚ wettew.] ->w< Gwou. UwU Why OwO so earnestly >w< seek you ^-^ to >w< put OwO up UwU that >_> wettew? -Edm. I xDD knyow nyo UwU nyews, my :33 wowd. ->w< Gwou. What paper ;;w;; wewe you >w< weading? -Edm. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. ->w< Gwou. ;;w;; Nyo? What nyeeded then UwU that uWu tewwibwe uWu dispatch >_> of ^.^ it OwO into >_> youw -UwU pocket? The ;;w;; quawity >_> of nyothing ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 nyeed ^-^ to hide -itself. Let's :3 see. ^w^ Come, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be nothing, I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed +CINNA. UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^.^ Cinnya x3 the ^.^ conspiwatow. +;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ It >_> is nyo >w< mattew, :33 his name's Cinna. Pluck >_> but :33 his +xDD nyame x3 out of :33 his uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and turn ^.^ him uWu going. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< Teaw :3 him, teaw x3 him! ^.^ Come, bwands, :3 ho, OwO fiwebwands. ;;w;; To +>_> Bwutus', to xDD Cassius'; buwn all. ;;w;; Some to ^-^ Decius' house, ÚwÚ and x3 some +to x3 Casca's, x3 some to uWu Wigawius'. :33 Away, :3 go! :33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^-^ A ;;w;; house uWu in xDD Wome. ;;w;; Antony, uWu Octavius, ÚwÚ and Wepidus, seated uWu at :3 a ;;w;; tabwe. + +xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; These UwU many xDD then UwU shaww >_> die, uWu theiw nyames OwO awe pwick'd. +x3 OCTAVIUS. uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew ^w^ too ^w^ must :3 die; >_< consent UwU you, Wepidus? +x3 WEPIDUS. UwU I UwU do consent- +x3 OCTAVIUS. Pwick ^.^ him ;;w;; down, Antony. +x3 WEPIDUS. >_> Upon condition UwU Pubwius UwU shaww nyot x3 wive, +Who >_> is x3 youw OwO sistew's x3 son, >_> Mawk Antony. +xDD ANTONY. >w< He UwU shaww nyot ÚwÚ wive; look, with :3 a ^w^ spot UwU I damn ^.^ him. +But, Wepidus, OwO go xDD you to Caesar's house, +^-^ Fetch x3 the xDD wiww hithew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we UwU shaww determine +How to :3 cut x3 off x3 some :3 chawge uWu in :3 wegacies. +x3 WEPIDUS. What, UwU shaww UwU I find xDD you hewe? +x3 OCTAVIUS. :33 Ow UwU hewe, ow uWu at x3 the Capitol. uWu Exit Lepidus. +xDD ANTONY. This >_> is :3 a :3 swight OwO unmewitabwe ^w^ man, +^w^ Meet to be sent on ewwands. Is >w< it >w< fit, +uWu The xDD thwee-fowd wowwd divided, ^.^ he >_> shouwd stand +x3 Onye of x3 the >w< thwee to share :33 it? +x3 OCTAVIUS. ^w^ So xDD you xDD thought :3 him, +xDD And >_> took :33 his uWu voice who >_> shouwd be pwick'd to ^-^ die +^w^ In UwU ouw black :33 sentence ÚwÚ and >w< pwoscwiption. +xDD ANTONY. uWu Octavius, UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ mowe OwO days than UwU you, +xDD And ^w^ though ^.^ we uWu way these honyows on ÚwÚ this x3 man +;;w;; To ^w^ ease ouwsewves of divers slanderous ^.^ woads, +>w< He UwU shaww >_> but UwU beaw them >_< as x3 the >w< ass bears ^.^ gowd, +;;w;; To gwoan ÚwÚ and UwU sweat :33 undew x3 the business, +^-^ Eithew x3 wed ow driven, >_< as ^.^ we :33 point x3 the way; +xDD And xDD having ^.^ bwought UwU ouw treasure :3 whewe ^.^ we :33 wiww, +UwU Then OwO take ^.^ we down :33 his woad ÚwÚ and turn ^.^ him ^w^ off, +Wike to x3 the :33 empty ass, to ;;w;; shake :33 his OwO eaws +xDD And uWu gwaze uWu in commons. +x3 OCTAVIUS. >_> You OwO may UwU do x3 youw :33 wiww, +OwO But uWu he's :3 a ;;w;; twied ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant OwO sowdiew. +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ So >_> is x3 my horse, uWu Octavius, ÚwÚ and fow :3 that +UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ appoint ^.^ him OwO stowe of >_< pwuvndew. +^.^ It >_> is :3 a creature :3 that UwU I >_< teach to x3 fight, +;;w;; To ;;w;; wind, to UwU stop, to >w< wun xDD diwectwy ;;w;; on, +ÚwÚ His corporal >_> motion guvwn'd ^.^ by x3 my >w< spiwit. +^.^ And, uWu in x3 some x3 taste, >_> is xDD Wepidus >_> but so: +>w< He ^w^ must be OwO taught, ÚwÚ and ^.^ twain'd, ÚwÚ and bid OwO go forth; +^-^ A barren-spirited fewwow, one :3 that xDD feeds +On x3 objects, UwU awts, ÚwÚ and x3 imitations, +>_< Which, x3 out of use ÚwÚ and stawed ^.^ by othew men, +Begin :33 his fashion. Do nyot tawk of ^.^ him +OwO But >_< as :3 a uWu pwopewty. xDD And now, uWu Octavius, +OwO Wisten great xDD things. Brutus ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius +^w^ Awe UwU wevying powews; ^.^ we ^w^ must ^w^ stwaight >_< make head; +Therefore wet UwU ouw alliance be uWu combinyed, +Our best ^w^ fwiends made, UwU ouw means uWu stwetch'd; +xDD And wet >_> us presently OwO go sit uWu in ;;w;; counciw, +How UwU cuvwt uWu mattews OwO may be best discwosed, +xDD And open perils >_> suwest answered. +x3 OCTAVIUS. Let >_> us UwU do >_> so, fow ^.^ we OwO awe uWu at x3 the >w< stake, +xDD And ^-^ bay'd about with UwU many enyemies; +xDD And x3 some :3 that ;;w;; smiwe uWu have uWu in uWu theiw hearts, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, +xDD Miwwions of mischiefs. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Camp nyeaw >w< Sawdis. ^.^ Befowe ^-^ Bwutus' uWu tent. >_< Dwum. + +Entew >_> Bwutus, Wuciwius, ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Sowdiews; Titinyius ÚwÚ and UwU Pindawus :3 meet OwO them. + +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Stand, ho! +LUCILIUS. Give x3 the word, :3 ho, ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What now, Wuciwius, >_> is >w< Cassius ;;w;; nyeaw? +LUCILIUS. >w< He >_> is uWu at uWu hand, ÚwÚ and UwU Pindawus >_> is come +;;w;; To UwU do xDD you salutation from :33 his master. +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He greets ;;w;; me well. uWu Youw ^.^ mastew, Pindarus, +^w^ In :33 his UwU own >_< change, ow ^.^ by :33 iww OwO officews, +>_< Hath UwU given ;;w;; me x3 some ÚwÚ wowthy cause to ÚwÚ wish +^w^ Things donye :3 undonye; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he be uWu at uWu hand, +UwU I UwU shaww be xDD satisfied. +:33 PINDAWUS. UwU I UwU do nyot doubt +OwO But :3 that x3 my x3 nyobwe >_< mastew xDD wiww appeaw +>w< Such >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, full of regard ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He >_> is nyot :33 doubted. ^-^ A word, Wuciwius, +How ^.^ he uWu weceived OwO you. Let ;;w;; me be ^-^ wesowved. +LUCILIUS. With >w< couwtesy ÚwÚ and with wespect UwU enyough, +OwO But nyot with xDD such ^.^ famiwiaw :33 instances, +x3 Nyow with xDD such fwee ÚwÚ and xDD fwiendwy ÚwÚ confewence, +;;w;; As ^.^ he hath used of ^-^ owd. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Thou x3 hast descwibed +^-^ A :3 hot :33 fwiend >_< coowing. ^w^ Evew :3 nyote, Wuciwius, +x3 When wuv ÚwÚ begins to >w< sicken ÚwÚ and x3 decay +^.^ It xDD useth >w< an enfowced :3 cewemony. +>_> Thewe OwO awe nyo tricks uWu in uWu pwain ÚwÚ and :33 simpwe xDD faith; +OwO But OwO howwow men, ^.^ wike :3 howses :3 hot uWu at uWu hand, +^-^ Make OwO gawwant x3 show ÚwÚ and promise of uWu theiw xDD mettwe; +OwO But when ;;w;; they >_> shouwd OwO enduwe x3 the bwoody ÚwÚ spuw, +^-^ They faww uWu theiw crests ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike deceitful x3 jades +^-^ Sink uWu in x3 the trial. UwU Comes :33 his ^.^ awmy ^-^ on? +LUCILIUS. ^-^ They meant :33 his >w< nyight uWu in >_> Sawd >_> is to be quawtew'd; +uWu The :33 gweatew >_> pawt, x3 the UwU howse uWu in general, +^w^ Awe come with UwU Cassius. Low :33 mawch x3 within. +^w^ BWUTUS. Hawk, ^.^ he >_> is arrived. +March gently on to :3 meet ^.^ him. + +Entew >w< Cassius ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ Powews. + +CASSIUS. >_> Stand, ho! +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Stand, ho! ^w^ Speak x3 the ;;w;; wowd >_> awong. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Stand! +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Stand! +^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Stand! +CASSIUS. :3 Most x3 nyobwe brother, xDD you uWu have donye ;;w;; me wrong. +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Judge uWu me, xDD you ^-^ gods! Wwong UwU I >_< minye enyemies? +^.^ And, >_> if nyot >_> so, >w< how >_> shouwd UwU I wrong :3 a bwothew? +CASSIUS. >_> Bwutus, ÚwÚ this sober >_< fowm of >_> youws OwO hides wrongs, +xDD And when xDD you UwU do OwO them- +^w^ BWUTUS. OwO Cassius, be UwU content, +^w^ Speak x3 youw griefs softly, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow xDD you well. +^.^ Befowe x3 the eyes of both UwU ouw awmies UwU hewe, +>_< Which >_> shouwd >_> pewceive >_< nyothing >_> but wuv from us, +Let >_> us nyot wrangle. x3 Bid them move :3 away; +UwU Then uWu in x3 my x3 tent, OwO Cassius, >_< enwawge x3 youw ^.^ gwiefs, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww UwU give xDD you audience. +CASSIUS. Pindarus, +x3 Bid UwU ouw >_< commandews lead uWu theiw chawges x3 off +^-^ A xDD wittwe from ÚwÚ this :33 gwound. +^w^ BWUTUS. Wuciwius, UwU do xDD you x3 the :3 wike, ÚwÚ and wet nyo x3 man +:3 Come to UwU ouw ^w^ tent >w< tiww ^.^ we uWu have donye UwU ouw conference. +Let ^.^ Wucius ÚwÚ and Titinyius xDD guawd UwU ouw UwU doow. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ Bwutus' uWu tent. + +Entew Brutus ÚwÚ and UwU Cassius. + +CASSIUS. :33 That xDD you uWu have wrong'd ;;w;; me xDD doth appeaw uWu in :33 this: +>_> You uWu have condemn'd ÚwÚ and noted ^.^ Wucius uWu Pewwa +For :3 taking ^-^ bwibes OwO hewe of x3 the ^-^ Sawdians, +^-^ Whewein x3 my letters, :3 pwaying on :33 his side, +>_< Because UwU I UwU knyew x3 the ^w^ man, :3 wewe swighted off. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You wrong'd >_> youwsewf to >w< wwite uWu in xDD such :3 a :3 case. +CASSIUS. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a time >_< as ÚwÚ this >w< it >_> is nyot :3 meet +:33 That every UwU nyice offense >_> shouwd UwU beaw :33 his uWu comment. +^w^ BWUTUS. Let ;;w;; me tell UwU you, OwO Cassius, xDD you >_> youwsewf +^w^ Awe much condemn'd to uWu have >w< an ÚwÚ itching pawm, +;;w;; To ;;w;; seww ÚwÚ and mart x3 youw ;;w;; offices fow gowd +;;w;; To undesewvews. +CASSIUS. UwU I >w< an ÚwÚ itching ^w^ pawm? +>_> You ^.^ knyow :3 that xDD you OwO awe Brutus :3 that xDD speaks uWu this, +:3 Ow, ^.^ by x3 the uWu gods, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ speech :3 wewe >_> ewse x3 youw last. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The xDD nyame of >w< Cassius honyows ÚwÚ this >_> cowwuption, +xDD And uWu chastisement xDD doth >_< thewefowe hide :33 his >_> head. +CASSIUS. ;;w;; Chastisement? +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Wemembew March, x3 the ides of March ^.^ wemembew. +Did nyot great Julius bweed fow UwU justice' :33 sake? +>_> What viwwain touch'd :33 his ;;w;; body, :3 that uWu did >_< stab, +xDD And nyot fow >w< justice? What, UwU shaww one of us, +:33 That >w< stwuck x3 the ÚwÚ fowemost x3 man of aww ÚwÚ this wowwd +OwO But fow :33 suppowting ^w^ wobbews, UwU shaww ^.^ we nyow +^.^ Contaminyate UwU ouw x3 fingews with UwU base ^-^ bwibes +xDD And ;;w;; seww x3 the ^-^ mighty xDD space of UwU ouw large honyows +For UwU so much ^w^ twash >_< as OwO may be >w< gwasped >_< thus? +UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bay x3 the ;;w;; moon, +Than xDD such :3 a Roman. +CASSIUS. >_> Bwutus, x3 bait nyot uWu me, +I'll nyot OwO enduwe :3 it. >_> You x3 fowget >_> youwsewf +;;w;; To ^-^ hedge ;;w;; me ^.^ in. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a sowdiew, I, +Older uWu in ^-^ pwactice, UwU abwew than >_> youwsewf +;;w;; To >_< make conditions. +^w^ BWUTUS. Go ^.^ to, xDD you OwO awe >_> nyot, UwU Cassius. +CASSIUS. UwU I am. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I >_> say xDD you OwO awe not. +CASSIUS. Uwge ;;w;; me nyo >_> mowe, UwU I UwU shaww x3 fowget >_< mysewf; +:3 Have ^-^ mind ;;w;; upon x3 youw :33 heawth, tempt ;;w;; me nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. +^w^ BWUTUS. :33 Away, :3 swight ;;w;; man! +CASSIUS. ^-^ Is't possible? +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, fow UwU I xDD wiww >_< speak. +:3 Must UwU I UwU give uWu way ÚwÚ and >_> woom to x3 youw >_< wash chowew? +Shall UwU I be frighted when :3 a ÚwÚ madman >w< stawes? +CASSIUS. x3 O uWu gods, OwO ye ^-^ gods! :3 Must UwU I OwO enduwe aww :3 this? +^w^ BWUTUS. All :3 this? Ay, more. ^-^ Fwet >w< tiww x3 youw OwO pwoud >_< heawt *cuddles you* bweak. +Go x3 show x3 youw xDD swaves >w< how :3 chowewic xDD you awe, +xDD And >_< make x3 youw :3 bondmen ^w^ twembwe. :3 Must UwU I >_< bouge? +:3 Must UwU I uWu obsewve you? :3 Must UwU I stand ÚwÚ and :3 cwouch +;;w;; Undew x3 youw testy humor? ^-^ By x3 the uWu gods, +>_> You UwU shaww digest x3 the ;;w;; venyom of x3 youw >w< spween, +;;w;; Though >w< it UwU do ^-^ spwit UwU you, for, from ÚwÚ this day ^-^ fowth, +I'll use xDD you fow x3 my :33 miwth, >w< yea, fow x3 my waughtew, +x3 When xDD you OwO awe ^.^ waspish. +CASSIUS. Is >w< it come to :3 this? +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You >_> say xDD you OwO awe :3 a xDD bettew x3 sowdiew: +Let >w< it appeaw >_> so, >_< make x3 youw >_< vaunting ^-^ twue, +xDD And >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease ;;w;; me well. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, +UwU I UwU shaww be uWu gwad to :3 weawn of x3 nyobwe ^.^ men. +CASSIUS. >_> You wrong ;;w;; me every :3 way, xDD you wrong uWu me, Brutus. +UwU I said, >w< an :33 ewdew sowdiew, nyot :3 a ^-^ bettew. +Did UwU I >_> say "bettew"? +^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; If xDD you ^-^ did, UwU I :3 cawe not. +CASSIUS. x3 When Caesaw ^w^ wived, ^.^ he x3 duwst nyot OwO thus uWu have ^-^ muvd x3 me. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu Peace, peace! >_> You x3 duwst nyot UwU so uWu have tempted ^.^ him. +CASSIUS. UwU I x3 duwst ^w^ nyot? +^w^ BWUTUS. No. +CASSIUS. What, x3 duwst nyot tempt him? +^w^ BWUTUS. For x3 youw >w< wife xDD you x3 duwst not. +CASSIUS. Do nyot presume ^w^ too much ;;w;; upon x3 my love; +UwU I OwO may UwU do :3 that UwU I UwU shaww be sowwy ;;w;; fow. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You uWu have donye :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd be sowwy ;;w;; fow. +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo >w< tewwow, OwO Cassius, uWu in x3 youw :3 thweats, +For UwU I ^w^ am awm'd UwU so >w< stwong uWu in :3 honyesty, +:33 That ;;w;; they pass ^.^ by ;;w;; me >_< as x3 the idle wind +>_< Which UwU I wespect not. UwU I uWu did >_> send to xDD you +For xDD cewtain uWu sums of ^.^ gowd, which xDD you >w< denyied uWu me, +For UwU I ^.^ can >w< waise nyo monyey ^.^ by ^-^ viwe means. +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I xDD had rather ^-^ coin x3 my >_< heawt +xDD And >_< dwop x3 my :3 bwood fow drachmas than to wring +Fwom x3 the x3 hawd ^.^ hands of uWu peasants uWu theiw ^-^ viwe ^w^ twash +^-^ By xDD any ;;w;; indiwection. UwU I uWu did >_> send +;;w;; To xDD you fow gowd to x3 pay x3 my legions, +>_< Which xDD you >w< denyied x3 me. Was :3 that donye ^.^ wike xDD Cassius? +Should UwU I uWu have x3 answew'd :3 Caius >w< Cassius so? +x3 When x3 Mawcus Brutus gwows UwU so covetous +;;w;; To OwO wock xDD such wascaw uWu countews from :33 his OwO fwiends, +^w^ Be :3 weady, uWu gods, with aww x3 youw >w< thundewbowts, +:3 Dash ^.^ him to pieces! +CASSIUS. UwU I >w< denyied xDD you not. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You ^.^ did. +CASSIUS. UwU I uWu did not. >w< He UwU was >_> but :3 a >w< foow +:33 That ^.^ bwought x3 my answew back. Brutus hath >_< wived x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +^-^ A :33 fwiend >_> shouwd UwU beaw :33 his ^-^ fwiend's >w< infiwmities, +OwO But Brutus x3 makes >_< minye :33 gweatew than ;;w;; they x3 awe. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, >w< tiww xDD you x3 pwactise them on x3 me. +CASSIUS. >_> You wuv ;;w;; me not. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike x3 youw x3 fauwts. +CASSIUS. ^-^ A xDD fwiendwy ^w^ eye couwd >_< nyevew >_> see xDD such x3 fauwts. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ A flatterer's ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, ^w^ though ;;w;; they UwU do appeaw +;;w;; As >_> huge >_< as xDD high Olympus. +CASSIUS. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ and xDD young uWu Octavius, come, +xDD Wevenge youwsewves awonye on OwO Cassius, +For >w< Cassius >_> is >_> aweawy of x3 the wowwd: +>w< Hated ^.^ by one ^.^ he loves; braved ^.^ by :33 his bwothew; +Check'd ^.^ wike :3 a >_> bondman; aww :33 his :33 fauwts >_< obsewved, +Set uWu in :3 a notebook, weawn'd ÚwÚ and xDD conn'd ^.^ by rote, +;;w;; To ;;w;; cast x3 into x3 my teeth. >_< O, UwU I couwd xDD weep +OwO My ^w^ spiwit from >_< minye xDD eyes! >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my x3 daggew, +xDD And OwO hewe x3 my nyaked >_< bweast; :33 within, :3 a >_< heawt +>_> Deawew than Pluto's >_> minye, xDD wichew than ;;w;; gowd. +;;w;; If :3 that xDD thou best :3 a Woman, OwO take >w< it forth; +I, :3 that >w< denyied uWu thee ^.^ gowd, xDD wiww UwU give x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +UwU Stwike, >_< as xDD thou :33 didst uWu at ÚwÚ Caesaw, fow UwU I knyow, +x3 When xDD thou :33 didst ^-^ hate ^.^ him ^.^ wowst, xDD thou lovedst ^.^ him xDD bettew +Than OwO evew xDD thou lovedst UwU Cassius. +^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; Sheathe x3 youw >w< daggew. +^w^ Be angry when xDD you :33 wiww, >w< it UwU shaww uWu have >_> scope; +Do >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, OwO dishonyow UwU shaww be humor. +x3 O OwO Cassius, xDD you OwO awe :33 yoked with :3 a lamb, +:33 That xDD cawwies ÚwÚ angew >_< as x3 the OwO fwint bears ^w^ fiwe, +UwU Who, much x3 enfowced, >_< shows :3 a >_> hasty spawk +xDD And ^w^ stwaight >_> is UwU cowd ;;w;; again. +CASSIUS. >_< Hath >w< Cassius >_< wived +;;w;; To be >_> but >_< miwth ÚwÚ and :33 waughtew to :33 his >_> Bwutus, +x3 When grief ÚwÚ and :3 bwood iww-tempew'd vexeth him? +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 When UwU I ^-^ spoke :3 that, UwU I UwU was iww-tempew'd UwU too. +CASSIUS. Do xDD you x3 confess UwU so much? Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And x3 my >_< heawt UwU too. +CASSIUS. x3 O >_> Bwutus! +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +CASSIUS. :3 Have nyot xDD you wuv enough to UwU beaw with ;;w;; me +x3 When :3 that >_< wash humor which x3 my mothew uWu gave ;;w;; me +:3 Makes ;;w;; me >_> fowgetfuw? +^w^ BWUTUS. Yes, OwO Cassius, ÚwÚ and from >w< hencefowth, +x3 When xDD you OwO awe x3 uvweawnyest with x3 youw >_> Bwutus, +^-^ He'ww think x3 youw mothew ^.^ chides, ÚwÚ and OwO weave xDD you :3 so. +ÚwÚ POET. ^.^ [Within.] Let ;;w;; me OwO go uWu in to >_> see x3 the xDD genyewaws. +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 some >_< gwudge ^-^ between 'em, UwU 'tis nyot :3 meet +^-^ They be >_< awonye. +LUCILIUS. ^.^ [Within.] >_> You UwU shaww nyot come to OwO them. +ÚwÚ POET. ^.^ [Within.] Nyothing >_> but :33 death UwU shaww xDD stay x3 me. + +Entew >_> Poet, fowwowed ^.^ by Wuciwius, Titinyius, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wucius. + +CASSIUS. How now, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +ÚwÚ POET. For UwU shame, xDD you generals! >_> What UwU do xDD you ^.^ mean? +Wuv, ÚwÚ and be OwO fwiends, >_< as >w< two xDD such ;;w;; men >_> shouwd be; +For UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ mowe years, >w< I'm x3 suwe, than uWu ye. +CASSIUS. >w< Ha, :33 ha! How uWu viwewy xDD doth ÚwÚ this ^-^ cynyic ^-^ whyme! +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Get xDD you hence, siwwah; ^w^ saucy fewwow, UwU hence! +CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Beaw with :3 him, Brutus; UwU 'tis :33 his fashion. +^w^ BWUTUS. I'll ^.^ knyow :33 his humor when ^.^ he xDD knyows :33 his uWu time. +>_> What >_> shouwd x3 the UwU waws UwU do with these >_< jigging foows? +UwU Companyion, UwU hence! +CASSIUS. :33 Away, away, be ÚwÚ gonye! uWu Exit Poet. +^w^ BWUTUS. Lucilius ÚwÚ and Titinyius, bid x3 the >_< commandews +Pwepawe to uWu wodge uWu theiw ÚwÚ companyies tonight. +CASSIUS. xDD And come youwsewves ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing uWu Messawa with xDD you +;;w;; Immediatewy to >_> us. Exeunt Lucilius ÚwÚ and Titinyius. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ Wucius, :3 a >w< boww of :3 winye! uWu Exit ^-^ Wucius. +CASSIUS. UwU I uWu did nyot think xDD you couwd uWu have :33 been UwU so >w< angwy. +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 O OwO Cassius, UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick of UwU many gwiefs. +CASSIUS. Of x3 youw x3 phiwosophy xDD you >_< make nyo ^.^ use, +;;w;; If xDD you UwU give :33 pwace to accidental eviws. +^w^ BWUTUS. No x3 man bears sorrow ^-^ bettew. :33 Powtia >_> is uWu dead. +CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Ha? Portia? +^w^ BWUTUS. :33 She >_> is uWu dead. +CASSIUS. How ^w^ 'scaped UwU kiwwing when UwU I cwoss'd xDD you so? +x3 O xDD insuppowtabwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ touching ^w^ woss! +>_> Upon >_> what ^w^ sicknyess? +^w^ BWUTUS. Impatient of x3 my >_> absence, +xDD And grief :3 that xDD young Octavius with >_> Mawk OwO Antony +:3 Have UwU made x3 themsewves UwU so x3 stwong- fow with her :33 death +:33 That UwU tidings >w< came- with ÚwÚ this ^.^ she UwU feww ^.^ distwact, +xDD And OwO (hew ^.^ attendants ^w^ absent) swallow'd >_> fiwe. +CASSIUS. xDD And >w< died so? +^w^ BWUTUS. Even :3 so. +CASSIUS. x3 O OwO ye :3 immowtaw ^-^ gods! + +^.^ We-entew ^w^ Wucius, with winye ÚwÚ and taper. + +^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ Speak nyo ^.^ mowe of her. Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< boww of ^.^ winye. +^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU I ^.^ buwy aww ;;w;; unkindnyess, UwU Cassius. >_> Dwinks. +CASSIUS. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is ^.^ thiwsty fow :3 that x3 nyobwe :33 pwedge. +Fill, ^w^ Wucius, >w< tiww x3 the winye OwO o'ewsweww x3 the cup; +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ dwink ^w^ too much of ^-^ Bwutus' love. >_> Dwinks. +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Come x3 in, uWu Titinyius! uWu Exit ^-^ Wucius. + +^.^ We-entew Titinyius, with :33 Messawa. + +Welcome, ÚwÚ good :33 Messawa. +Now sit ^.^ we ^-^ cwose about ÚwÚ this xDD tapew UwU hewe, +xDD And caww uWu in ;;w;; question UwU ouw uWu nyecessities. +CASSIUS. :33 Powtia, awt xDD thou gone? +^w^ BWUTUS. No >_> mowe, UwU I pray OwO you. +Messala, UwU I uWu have OwO hewe uWu weceived x3 wettews +:33 That xDD young Octavius ÚwÚ and >_> Mawk OwO Antony +:3 Come down ;;w;; upon >_> us with :3 a ^-^ mighty x3 powew, +:3 Bending uWu theiw ÚwÚ expedition toward Phiwippi. +:3 MESSAWA. xDD Mysewf uWu have x3 wettews of x3 the x3 sewfsame :33 tenyuwe. +^w^ BWUTUS. With >_> what addition? +:3 MESSAWA. :33 That ^.^ by ÚwÚ pwoscwiption ÚwÚ and bills of >_> outwawwy +uWu Octavius, ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ and xDD Wepidus +:3 Have put to :33 death >w< an :3 hundwed ;;w;; senyatows. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Thewe uWu in UwU ouw x3 wettews UwU do nyot weww agree; +Mine speak of OwO seventy :3 senyatows :3 that >w< died +^-^ By uWu theiw proscriptions, Cicero ^.^ being onye. +CASSIUS. Cicero one! +:3 MESSAWA. Cicero >_> is >_< dead, +xDD And ^.^ by :3 that order of >w< pwoscwiption. +xDD Had xDD you x3 youw x3 wettews from x3 youw :3 wife, x3 my xDD wowd? +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Nyo, :33 Messawa. +:3 MESSAWA. x3 Nyow >_< nyothing uWu in x3 youw x3 wettews ^-^ wwit of OwO hew? +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Nyothing, :33 Messawa. +:3 MESSAWA. ^.^ That, UwU methinks, >_> is x3 stwange. +^w^ BWUTUS. Why ^w^ ask you? >w< Heaw xDD you ^.^ aught of her uWu in x3 youws? +:3 MESSAWA. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Nyow, >_< as xDD you OwO awe :3 a Woman, tell ;;w;; me true. +:3 MESSAWA. UwU Then ^.^ wike :3 a Roman UwU beaw x3 the uWu twuth UwU I tell: +For xDD cewtain ^.^ she >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ;;w;; stwange ^-^ mannyew. +^w^ BWUTUS. Why, farewell, ^.^ Powtia. We ^w^ must >_> die, :33 Messawa. +With meditating :3 that ^.^ she ^w^ must ^-^ die >_> once +UwU I uWu have x3 the uWu patience to OwO enduwe >w< it now. +:3 MESSAWA. Even UwU so great ;;w;; men great :33 wosses >_> shouwd enduwe. +CASSIUS. UwU I uWu have >_< as much of ÚwÚ this uWu in awt >_< as UwU you, +OwO But yet x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe couwd nyot UwU beaw >w< it :3 so. +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Weww, to UwU ouw ^.^ wowk alive. >_> What UwU do xDD you think +Of ^.^ mawching to Philippi ÚwÚ pwesentwy? +CASSIUS. UwU I UwU do nyot think >w< it UwU good. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu Youw uWu weason? +CASSIUS. This >w< it ^w^ is: +'Tis xDD bettew :3 that x3 the ;;w;; enyemy >_> seek us; +^w^ So UwU shaww ^.^ he uWu waste :33 his >_< means, ÚwÚ weawy :33 his xDD sowdiews, +:33 Doing >_< himsewf :3 offense, whiwst ^.^ we lying still +^w^ Awe full of ^-^ west, >_> defense, ÚwÚ and >w< nyimbwenyess. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good weasons ^w^ must of force UwU give :33 pwace to ^-^ bettew. +uWu The OwO peopwe 'twixt Philippi ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 gwound +Do stand >_> but uWu in :3 a xDD fowced :33 affection, +For ;;w;; they uWu have >_< gwudged >_> us ^-^ contwibution. +uWu The enyemy, ^.^ mawching :3 awong ^.^ by ÚwÚ them, +^-^ By them UwU shaww >_< make :3 a ^-^ fuwwew ^w^ nyumbew up, +:3 Come on refresh'd, ;;w;; nyew-added, ÚwÚ and encouwaged; +Fwom which ^w^ advantage UwU shaww ^.^ we :3 cut ^.^ him x3 off +;;w;; If uWu at Philippi ^.^ we UwU do OwO face ^.^ him thewe, +;;w;; These OwO peopwe uWu at UwU ouw back. +CASSIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, ÚwÚ good ^-^ bwothew. +^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; Undew x3 youw pardon. >_> You ^w^ must ^-^ nyote :3 beside +:33 That ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; twied x3 the utmost of UwU ouw OwO fwiends, +Our legions OwO awe >_> bwim-fuww, UwU ouw cause >_> is ripe: +uWu The ;;w;; enyemy incweaseth every uWu day; +We, uWu at x3 the xDD height, OwO awe ready to decwinye. +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a >_< tide uWu in x3 the affairs of ;;w;; men +>_< Which :33 taken uWu at x3 the flood weads on to ^-^ fowtunye; +Omitted, aww x3 the ^w^ voyage of uWu theiw >w< wife +Is bound uWu in shawwows ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 misewies. +On xDD such :3 a full sea OwO awe ^.^ we nyow >_> afwoat, +xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO take x3 the :3 cuwwent when >w< it OwO sewves, +:33 Ow wose UwU ouw ventuwes. +CASSIUS. Then, with x3 youw :33 wiww, OwO go xDD on; +^-^ We'ww :3 awong ouwsewves ÚwÚ and :3 meet them uWu at Phiwippi. +^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The >_> deep of >w< nyight >_> is x3 cwept ;;w;; upon UwU ouw talk, +xDD And ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^w^ must UwU obey necessity, +>_< Which ^.^ we xDD wiww niggard with :3 a xDD wittwe rest. +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe to ^.^ say? +CASSIUS. No more. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. +^-^ Eawwy tomorrow xDD wiww ^.^ we rise ÚwÚ and x3 hence. +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Wucius! + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ Wucius. + +OwO My xDD gown. uWu Exit ^-^ Wucius. +UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good Messala; +^-^ Good night, >_> Titinyius; noble, x3 nyobwe OwO Cassius, +^-^ Good >w< nyight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good uWu wepose. +CASSIUS. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw xDD bwothew! +This UwU was >w< an :33 iww beginning of x3 the OwO nyight. +xDD Nyevew come xDD such OwO division >_> 'tween UwU ouw :33 souws! +Let >w< it >_> nyot, Brutus. +^w^ BWUTUS. Everything >_> is well. +CASSIUS. ^-^ Good night, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good ^-^ bwothew. +xDD TITINyIUS. :3 MESSAWA. ^-^ Good night, Lord Brutus. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Faweweww, ^.^ evewyonye. +Exeunt aww >_> but Brutus. + +^.^ We-entew ^w^ Wucius, with x3 the xDD gown. + +Give ;;w;; me x3 the xDD gown. Whewe >_> is >w< thy instwument? +WUCIUS. :3 Hewe uWu in x3 the uWu tent. +^w^ BWUTUS. What, xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st ;;w;; dwowsiwy? +OwO Poow ^-^ knyave, UwU I uWu bwame uWu thee >_> nyot, xDD thou awt ^w^ o'ewwatch'd. +;;w;; Caww OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and x3 some othew of x3 my men, +I'll uWu have them :33 sweep on xDD cushions uWu in x3 my uWu tent. +WUCIUS. Vawwo ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio! + +Entew Vawwo ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. + +VARRO. ^-^ Cawws x3 my xDD wowd? +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I pray UwU you, sirs, >_< wie uWu in x3 my ^w^ tent ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweep; +^.^ It OwO may be UwU I UwU shaww >w< waise xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by +On business to x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU Cassius. +VARRO. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, ^.^ we xDD wiww stand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; watch x3 youw pleasure. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it :3 so. Lie ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ good sirs. +^.^ It OwO may be UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ othewwise ^.^ bethink x3 me. +Wook ^w^ Wucius, hewe's x3 the ^w^ book UwU I >_< sought fow so; +UwU I put >w< it uWu in x3 the uWu pocket of x3 my xDD gown. +Vawwo ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio >_< wie down. +WUCIUS. UwU I UwU was >_< suwe x3 youw OwO wowdship uWu did nyot UwU give >w< it x3 me. +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Beaw with uWu me, ÚwÚ good ^-^ boy, UwU I ^w^ am much fowgetfuw. +ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou howd x3 up >w< thy x3 heavy eyes awhiwe, +xDD And :33 touch >w< thy UwU instwument :3 a ;;w;; stwain ow ÚwÚ two? +WUCIUS. Ay, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU an't uWu pwease OwO you. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ It >w< does, x3 my uWu boy. +UwU I >_> twoubwe uWu thee ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, >_> but xDD thou awt ^w^ wiwwing. +WUCIUS. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my >_< duty, sir. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I >_> shouwd nyot urge >w< thy >_> duty x3 past >w< thy might; +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD young xDD bwoods wook fow :3 a time of rest. +WUCIUS. UwU I uWu have swept, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< awweady. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ It UwU was weww :33 donye, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt :33 sweep again; +UwU I xDD wiww nyot howd uWu thee wong. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do x3 wive, +UwU I xDD wiww be ÚwÚ good to thee. UwU Music, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 song. +This >_> is :3 a UwU sweepy x3 tunye. x3 O ^w^ muwthewous >_> swumbew, +Layest xDD thou >w< thy weaden UwU mace ;;w;; upon x3 my ;;w;; boy +:33 That plays uWu thee music? ^w^ Gentwe ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do uWu thee UwU so much wrong to wake thee. +;;w;; If xDD thou dost nyod, xDD thou bweak'st >w< thy ^.^ instwument; +I'll OwO take >w< it from ÚwÚ thee; x3 and, ÚwÚ good ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +Let ;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me see; >_> is nyot x3 the OwO weaf >_> tuwn'd down +Whewe UwU I left :33 weading? :3 Hewe >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU I UwU think. x3 Sits down. + +Entew x3 the >_< Ghost of Caesaw. + +How :33 iww ÚwÚ this xDD tapew >w< buwns! >w< Ha, who x3 comes hewe? +UwU I think >w< it >_> is x3 the ^.^ weaknyess of >_< minye eyes +:33 That >w< shapes ÚwÚ this monstwous ^w^ appawition. +^.^ It x3 comes ;;w;; upon x3 me. Awt xDD thou >_> anything? +Awt xDD thou x3 some ^.^ god, x3 some ^-^ angew, ow x3 some ^.^ deviw +:33 That >_> makest x3 my :3 bwood UwU cowd ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< haiw to :3 stawe? +^w^ Speak to ;;w;; me >_> what xDD thou art. +:3 GHOST. x3 Thy eviw ^-^ spiwit, Brutus. +^w^ BWUTUS. Why comest thou? +:3 GHOST. ;;w;; To tell uWu thee xDD thou shalt >_> see ;;w;; me uWu at Phiwippi. +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Weww, xDD then UwU I UwU shaww >_> see uWu thee ^w^ again? +:3 GHOST. Ay, uWu at Phiwippi. +^w^ BWUTUS. Why, UwU I xDD wiww >_> see uWu thee uWu at Philippi UwU then. uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. +Now UwU I uWu have :33 taken >_< heawt xDD thou vanyishest. +>_< Iww ^-^ spiwit, UwU I ^.^ wouwd howd ^.^ mowe tawk with thee. +Boy! x3 Wucius! >_< Vawwo! :33 Cwaudio! uWu Siws, ;;w;; awake! +:33 Cwaudio! +WUCIUS. uWu The strings, x3 my uWu wowd, OwO awe >w< fawse. +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He ^w^ thinks ^.^ he still >_> is uWu at :33 his x3 instwument. +^w^ Wucius, ;;w;; awake! +WUCIUS. OwO My xDD wowd? +^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou x3 dweam, ^w^ Wucius, :3 that xDD thou UwU so cwiedst out? +WUCIUS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I uWu did ^-^ cwy. +^w^ BWUTUS. Yes, :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; didst. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou >_> see >_> anything? +WUCIUS. UwU Nyothing, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ BWUTUS. OwO Sweep OwO again, ^-^ Wucius. ^w^ Siwwah :33 Cwaudio! +:33 [To :3 Vawwo.] Fellow UwU thou, ;;w;; awake! +VARRO. OwO My xDD wowd? +CLAUDIO. OwO My xDD wowd? +^w^ BWUTUS. Why uWu did xDD you UwU so cwy ^.^ out, sirs, uWu in x3 youw ^w^ sweep? +VARRO. CLAUDIO. Did :33 we, x3 my xDD wowd? +^w^ BWUTUS. Ay, saw xDD you >_> anything? +VARRO. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I saw OwO nyothing. +CLAUDIO. x3 Nyow I, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ BWUTUS. Go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ;;w;; Cassius; +x3 Bid ^.^ him uWu set on :33 his ÚwÚ powews betimes x3 befowe, +xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 fowwow. +VARRO. CLAUDIO. ^.^ It UwU shaww be :33 donye, x3 my OwO wowd. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The UwU pwains of Phiwippi. + +Entew uWu Octavius, ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw Awmy. + +x3 OCTAVIUS. >_> Nyow, ;;w;; Antony, UwU ouw hopes OwO awe answered. +>_> You uWu said x3 the ;;w;; enyemy ^.^ wouwd nyot come ;;w;; down, +OwO But >_< keep x3 the >w< hiwws ÚwÚ and >w< uppew OwO wegions. +^.^ It ;;w;; pwuvs nyot :3 so. ^-^ Theiw :3 battwes OwO awe uWu at xDD hand; +^-^ They >_> mean to x3 wawn >_> us uWu at Philippi UwU hewe, +Answewing >w< befowe ^.^ we UwU do ;;w;; demand of OwO them. +xDD ANTONY. Tut, UwU I ^w^ am uWu in uWu theiw UwU bosoms, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow +ÚwÚ Whewefowe ;;w;; they UwU do :3 it. ^-^ They couwd be :3 content +;;w;; To x3 visit othew OwO pwaces, ÚwÚ and come down +With x3 feawfuw bwavewy, uWu thinking ^.^ by ÚwÚ this OwO face +;;w;; To :33 fasten uWu in UwU ouw >_< thoughts :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have uWu couwage; +OwO But UwU 'tis nyot :3 so. + +Entew :3 a Messengew. + +x3 MESSENGEW. Pwepawe UwU you, xDD genyewaws. +uWu The ;;w;; enyemy x3 comes on uWu in OwO gawwant show; +^-^ Theiw bwoody xDD sign of ÚwÚ battwe >_> is UwU hung ^.^ out, +xDD And ^-^ something to be donye immediately. +xDD ANTONY. uWu Octavius, lead x3 youw ÚwÚ battwe softly ;;w;; on, +>_> Upon x3 the left uWu hand of x3 the even >_> fiewd. +x3 OCTAVIUS. >_> Upon x3 the >w< wight uWu hand I, >_< keep xDD thou x3 the left. +xDD ANTONY. Why UwU do xDD you OwO cwoss ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 exigent? +x3 OCTAVIUS. UwU I UwU do nyot OwO cwoss UwU you, >_> but UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. + +^-^ Mawch. >_< Dwum. Entew >_> Bwutus, OwO Cassius, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^.^ Awmy; +Wuciwius, Titinyius, Messala, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. + +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ They x3 stand, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_< pawwey. +CASSIUS. ;;w;; Stand OwO fast, >_> Titinyius; ^.^ we ^w^ must x3 out ÚwÚ and ^-^ tawk. +x3 OCTAVIUS. >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU give xDD sign of :3 battwe? +xDD ANTONY. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ Caesaw, ^.^ we xDD wiww answew on uWu theiw chawge. +^-^ Make ^-^ fowth, x3 the genyewaws ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 some ÚwÚ wowds. +x3 OCTAVIUS. Stiw nyot ÚwÚ untiw x3 the OwO signyaw nyot ÚwÚ untiw x3 the ^w^ signyaw. +^w^ BWUTUS. Words >w< befowe ÚwÚ bwows. Is >w< it >_> so, uWu countwymen? +x3 OCTAVIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that ^.^ we wuv wowds better, >_< as xDD you xDD do. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good wowds OwO awe xDD bettew than :33 bad ;;w;; stwokes, Octavius. +xDD ANTONY. ^w^ In x3 youw :33 bad ;;w;; stwokes, >_> Bwutus, xDD you UwU give ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ wowds. +Witness x3 the x3 howe xDD you UwU made uWu in Caesar's uWu heawt, +Crying "Wong x3 wive! >w< Haiw, Caesaw!" +CASSIUS. ;;w;; Antony, +uWu The posture of x3 youw ^w^ bwows OwO awe yet unknown; +OwO But fow x3 youw wowds, ;;w;; they rob x3 the Hybla uWu bees, +xDD And OwO weave them xDD honyeywess. +xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Nyot stingless UwU too. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< O, :3 yes, ÚwÚ and soundless :3 too, +For xDD you uWu have :3 stow'n uWu theiw UwU buzzing, ;;w;; Antony, +xDD And xDD vewy wisely >_< thweat >w< befowe xDD you uWu sting. +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Viwwains! >_> You uWu did nyot UwU so when x3 youw ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ daggews +Hack'd one anyothew uWu in x3 the >w< sides of Caesaw. +>_> You ^w^ show'd x3 youw teeth ^.^ wike ÚwÚ apes, ÚwÚ and uWu fawn'd ^.^ wike uWu hounds, +xDD And uWu bow'd ^.^ wike ^w^ bondmen, xDD kissing Caesar's feet; +Whilst uWu damnyed >w< Casca, ^.^ wike :3 a cur, x3 behind +>_> Stwooke Caesaw on x3 the ;;w;; nyeck. x3 O xDD you flatterers! +CASSIUS. Flatterers? >_> Nyow, >_> Bwutus, >_> thank OwO youwsewf. +This >_> tongue xDD had nyot uWu offended UwU so today, +;;w;; If >w< Cassius ^w^ might uWu have :33 wuwed. +x3 OCTAVIUS. ^.^ Come, come, x3 the OwO cause. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ awguing >_< make >_> us >_> sweat, +uWu The xDD pwoof of >w< it xDD wiww turn to uWu weddew ^.^ dwops. +x3 Wook, +UwU I dwaw :3 a xDD swowd OwO against ^-^ conspiwatows; +x3 When think xDD you :3 that x3 the xDD swowd xDD goes x3 up ^w^ again? +Nyevew, >w< tiww Caesar's >w< thwee ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thiwty wounds +^w^ Be weww UwU avenged, ow >w< tiww anyothew Caesaw +:3 Have >_< added >_> swaughtew to x3 the xDD swowd of twaitows. +^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot ^-^ die ^.^ by >_> twaitows' ^.^ hands, +OwO Unwess xDD thou x3 bwing'st them with thee. +x3 OCTAVIUS. ^w^ So UwU I hope, +UwU I UwU was nyot bown to ^-^ die on ^-^ Bwutus' ^-^ swowd. +^w^ BWUTUS. >_< O, >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt x3 the uWu nyobwest of >w< thy :33 stwain, +Young ^w^ man, xDD thou ^w^ couwdst nyot ^-^ die ^.^ mowe x3 honyowabwe. +CASSIUS. ^-^ A >_> peevish OwO schoow ^-^ boy, :33 wowthwess of xDD such honyow, +Join'd with :3 a >_> maskew ÚwÚ and :3 a reveler! +xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Owd >w< Cassius :33 stiww! +x3 OCTAVIUS. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; Antony, away! +Defiance, :3 twaitows, >_< huww ^.^ we uWu in x3 youw teeth. +;;w;; If xDD you dawe >w< fight today, come to x3 the :3 fiewd; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, when xDD you uWu have ;;w;; stomachs. +Exeunt uWu Octavius, ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw Awmy. +CASSIUS. Why, now, ^w^ bwow x3 and, sweww ÚwÚ biwwow, ÚwÚ and x3 swim bawk! +uWu The x3 stowm >_> is up, ÚwÚ and aww >_> is on x3 the ÚwÚ hazawd. +^w^ BWUTUS. >w< Ho, Lucilius! Hawk, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +LUCILIUS. uWu [Stands fowth.] OwO My xDD wowd? +Brutus ÚwÚ and Lucilius convewse x3 apawt. +CASSIUS. Messawa! +:3 MESSAWA. uWu [Stands fowth.] >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my x3 genyewaw? +CASSIUS. Messala, +This >_> is x3 my xDD biwthday, >_< as ÚwÚ this xDD vewy day +Was >w< Cassius born. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, :33 Messawa. +^w^ Be xDD thou x3 my >_> witnyess :3 that, OwO against x3 my :33 wiww, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ Pompey UwU was, ^w^ am UwU I OwO compeww'd to uWu set +>_> Upon one ÚwÚ battwe aww UwU ouw wibewties. +>_> You ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I hewd ;;w;; Epicuwus :33 stwong, +xDD And :33 his opinyion. Now UwU I change x3 my UwU mind, +xDD And ;;w;; pawtwy cwedit ^.^ things :3 that UwU do presage. +OwO Coming from >w< Sawdis, on UwU ouw xDD fowmew ensign +Two ^-^ mighty ^w^ eagwes fell, ÚwÚ and there ;;w;; they >_< pewch'd, +:33 Gowging ÚwÚ and feeding from UwU ouw :3 sowdiews' ^.^ hands, +Who to Philippi OwO hewe ^w^ consowted >_> us. +This mownying OwO awe ;;w;; they ^w^ fwed OwO away ÚwÚ and >w< gonye, +xDD And uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ steads UwU do ÚwÚ wavens, crows, ÚwÚ and :33 kites +xDD Fwy ^-^ o'ew UwU ouw heads ÚwÚ and downward wook on us, +;;w;; As ^.^ we :3 wewe >_> sickwy pwey. ^-^ Theiw ^-^ shadows xDD seem +^-^ A >w< canyopy UwU most fatal, :33 undew which +Our ^.^ awmy lies, ready to UwU give x3 up x3 the ghost. +:3 MESSAWA. :3 Bewieve nyot :3 so. +CASSIUS. UwU I >_> but ^-^ bewieve >w< it x3 pawtwy, +For UwU I ^w^ am >w< fwesh of ^w^ spiwit ÚwÚ and resolved +;;w;; To :3 meet aww perils xDD vewy OwO constantwy. +^w^ BWUTUS. Even >_> so, uWu Wuciwius. +CASSIUS. >_> Nyow, UwU most x3 nyobwe >_> Bwutus, +uWu The gods today stand xDD fwiendwy :3 that ^.^ we may, +x3 Wuvws uWu in ÚwÚ peace, lead on UwU ouw OwO days to >_> age! +But, xDD since x3 the affairs of ;;w;; men xDD west still incertain, +:3 Wet's reason with x3 the worst :3 that OwO may befaww. +;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU do wose ÚwÚ this battwe, xDD then >_> is ÚwÚ this +uWu The xDD vewy >w< wast time ^.^ we UwU shaww speak together. +>_> What OwO awe xDD you xDD then :3 detewminyed to ^-^ do? +^w^ BWUTUS. Even ^.^ by x3 the UwU wuwe of :3 that x3 phiwosophy +^-^ By which UwU I uWu did uWu bwame uWu Cato fow x3 the :33 death +>_< Which ^.^ he uWu did UwU give himself- UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot how, +OwO But UwU I UwU do find >w< it >w< cowawdwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ viwe, +For feaw of >_> what ^w^ might ^.^ faww, UwU so to ^w^ pwevent +uWu The time of life- awming mysewf with uWu patience +;;w;; To xDD stay x3 the >w< pwovidence of x3 some xDD high ÚwÚ powews +:33 That >_< guvwn >_> us below. +CASSIUS. Then, >_> if ^.^ we wose ÚwÚ this battwe, +>_> You OwO awe UwU contented to be x3 wed uWu in twiumph +Thowough x3 the ^w^ stweets of >w< Wome? +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Nyo, OwO Cassius, >w< nyo. ^w^ Think >_> nyot, xDD thou x3 nyobwe Woman, +:33 That OwO evew Brutus xDD wiww OwO go bound to Rome; +>w< He bears ^w^ too great :3 a :33 mind. OwO But ÚwÚ this same day +:3 Must >w< end :3 that ^.^ wowk x3 the ides of March xDD begun. +xDD And >w< whethew ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 meet again UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +Therefore UwU ouw everlasting >_< faweweww >_< take. +Fowevew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fowevew, farewell, Cassius! +;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU do :3 meet OwO again, >w< why, ^.^ we UwU shaww smile; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, >w< why xDD then ÚwÚ this >w< pawting UwU was weww >_> made. +CASSIUS. xDD Fowevew ÚwÚ and ^w^ fowevew farewell, >_> Bwutus! +;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU do :3 meet OwO again, we'll ;;w;; smiwe :33 indeed; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, UwU 'tis true ÚwÚ this >w< pawting UwU was weww >_> made. +^w^ BWUTUS. Why >w< then, lead :3 on. >_< O, :3 that :3 a x3 man ^w^ might ^.^ knyow +uWu The >w< end of ÚwÚ this day's business ere >w< it >w< come! +OwO But >w< it >w< sufficeth :3 that x3 the day xDD wiww ^w^ end, +xDD And xDD then x3 the >w< end >_> is knyown. ^.^ Come, ho! >_> Away! :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The field of ^.^ battwe. + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew Brutus ÚwÚ and :33 Messawa. + +^w^ BWUTUS. Ride, ride, Messala, ride, ÚwÚ and UwU give these bills +uWu Unto x3 the legions on x3 the othew ^w^ side. xDD Woud awawum. +Let them uWu set on uWu at ^w^ once, fow UwU I >_> pewceive +OwO But UwU cowd demeanor uWu in UwU Octavia's *hugs tightly* wing, +xDD And ^.^ sudden :3 push ;;w;; gives them x3 the uvwthwow. +Ride, ride, :33 Messawa. Let them aww come down. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. + +Alarums. Entew >w< Cassius ÚwÚ and Titinyius. + +CASSIUS. >_< O, look, Titinyius, look, x3 the x3 viwwains xDD fwy! +xDD Mysewf uWu have to >_< minye UwU own >_> tuwn'd enemy. +This ensign OwO hewe of >_< minye UwU was ;;w;; tuwnying back; +UwU I >_< swew x3 the xDD cowawd, ÚwÚ and uWu did OwO take >w< it from ^.^ him. +xDD TITINyIUS. x3 O OwO Cassius, Brutus uWu gave x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^w^ too xDD eawwy, +UwU Who, xDD having x3 some ^w^ advantage on uWu Octavius, +>w< Took >w< it ^w^ too ^w^ eagewwy. ÚwÚ His ^-^ sowdiews UwU feww to xDD spoiw, +Whilst ^.^ we ^.^ by OwO Antony OwO awe aww ^-^ encwosed. + +Entew ^w^ Pindawus. + +:33 PINDAWUS. xDD Fwy further ^w^ off, x3 my uWu wowd, fwy further :33 off; +>_> Mawk OwO Antony >_> is uWu in x3 youw tents, x3 my wowd; +:33 Fwy, OwO thewefowe, x3 nyobwe OwO Cassius, fwy uWu faw off. +CASSIUS. This hill >_> is uWu faw enyough. x3 Wook, look, ^w^ Titinyius: +^w^ Awe UwU those x3 my tents :3 whewe UwU I >_> pewceive x3 the fiwe? +xDD TITINyIUS. ^-^ They awe, x3 my OwO wowd. +CASSIUS. Titinyius, >_> if xDD thou wuvst uWu me, +^-^ Mount xDD thou x3 my UwU howse ÚwÚ and hide >w< thy :33 spuws uWu in :3 him, +Tiww ^.^ he uWu have ^.^ bwought uWu thee x3 up to yonder troops +xDD And OwO hewe OwO again, :3 that UwU I OwO may xDD west assured +Whethew :33 yond troops OwO awe :33 fwiend ow enemy. +xDD TITINyIUS. UwU I xDD wiww be OwO hewe OwO again, even with :3 a thought. ÚwÚ Exit. +CASSIUS. ^w^ Go, Pindarus, get :3 highew on :3 that ^w^ hiww; +OwO My ^.^ sight UwU was OwO evew thick; regard Titinyius, +xDD And tell ;;w;; me >_> what xDD thou xDD nyotest about x3 the >_> fiewd. +UwU Pindawus >_> ascends x3 the hiww. +This day UwU I >w< bweathed first: time >_> is come ^-^ wound, +xDD And :3 whewe UwU I uWu did :3 begin, there UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ end; +OwO My >w< wife >_> is >w< wun :33 his UwU compass. Siwwah, >_> what nyews? +:33 PINDAWUS. UwU [Abuv.] x3 O x3 my ^.^ wowd! +CASSIUS. >_> What nyews? +:33 PINDAWUS. UwU [Abuv.] Titinyius >_> is :33 encwosed ;;w;; wound about +With howsemen, :3 that >_< make to ^.^ him on x3 the UwU spuw; +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he :33 spuws :3 on. Now ;;w;; they OwO awe almost on ^.^ him. +>_> Nyow, uWu Titinyius! Now x3 some light. >_< O, ^.^ he wights UwU too. +He's >_> ta'en >_< [Shout.] ^.^ And, x3 hawk! ^-^ They >_> shout fow ^-^ joy. +CASSIUS. :3 Come down; behowd nyo more. +>_< O, x3 cowawd :3 that UwU I am, to ^w^ wive UwU so long, +;;w;; To >_> see x3 my best :33 fwiend >_> ta'en >w< befowe x3 my :3 face! +UwU Pindawus :33 descends. +:3 Come hithew, sirrah. +^w^ In Pawthia uWu did UwU I OwO take uWu thee pwisonyew, +xDD And xDD then UwU I >w< swowe ÚwÚ thee, OwO saving of >w< thy :3 wife, +:33 That ^-^ whatsoevew UwU I uWu did bid uWu thee UwU do, +^.^ Thou shouwdst x3 attempt :3 it. :3 Come now, >_< keep ^.^ thinye uWu oath; +Now be :3 a fweeman, ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good uWu swowd, +:33 That wan ^w^ thwough Caesar's bowews, ^-^ seawch ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ bosom. +;;w;; Stand nyot to :33 answew: UwU hewe, OwO take xDD thou x3 the :33 hiwts; +xDD And when x3 my OwO face >_> is :3 cuvw'd, >_< as UwU 'tis now, +;;w;; Guide xDD thou x3 the ^-^ swowd. xDD [Pindawus >_> stabs uWu him.] ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD thou awt +wevenged, +Even with x3 the xDD swowd :3 that kill'd thee. >_< Dies. +:33 PINDAWUS. So, UwU I ^w^ am >w< fwee, yet ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU so uWu have ^-^ been, +:3 Duwst UwU I uWu have donye x3 my :33 wiww. x3 O Cassius! +>_< Faw from ÚwÚ this countwy UwU Pindawus UwU shaww uWu wun, +Whewe >_< nyevew Roman UwU shaww OwO take ^-^ nyote of ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Exit. + +^.^ We-entew Titinyius with :33 Messawa. + +:3 MESSAWA. ^.^ It >_> is >_> but >_< change, Titinyius, fow Octavius +Is overthrown ^.^ by x3 nyobwe ^-^ Bwutus' x3 powew, +;;w;; As uWu Cassius' legions OwO awe ^.^ by Antony. +xDD TITINyIUS. ;;w;; These UwU tidings ^.^ wouwd weww uWu comfowt UwU Cassius. +:3 MESSAWA. Whewe uWu did xDD you OwO weave him? +xDD TITINyIUS. All disconsolate, +With UwU Pindawus :33 his ÚwÚ bondman, on ÚwÚ this hiww. +:3 MESSAWA. Is nyot :3 that ^.^ he :3 that wies ;;w;; upon x3 the ground? +xDD TITINyIUS. >w< He wies nyot ^.^ wike x3 the ^-^ wiving. x3 O x3 my :33 heawt! +:3 MESSAWA. Is nyot :3 that uWu he? +xDD TITINyIUS. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ this UwU was xDD he, Messala, +OwO But >w< Cassius >_> is nyo more. x3 O >w< setting sun, +;;w;; As uWu in >w< thy red ways xDD thou dost sink to night, +^w^ So uWu in :33 his red :3 bwood uWu Cassius' day >_> is ^-^ set, +uWu The sun of ÚwÚ Wome >_> is uWu set! Our day >_> is xDD gonye; +>_> Cwouds, dews, ÚwÚ and >_> dangews >_< come; UwU ouw >_< deeds OwO awe uWu donye! +Mistrust of x3 my >w< success hath donye ÚwÚ this UwU deed. +:3 MESSAWA. Mistrust of ÚwÚ good >w< success hath donye ÚwÚ this UwU deed. +x3 O hateful error, >w< mewanchowy's child, +Why dost xDD thou x3 show to x3 the ^-^ apt >_< thoughts of ;;w;; men +uWu The ^.^ things :3 that OwO awe ^w^ nyot? x3 O error, >w< soon ^.^ conceived, +^.^ Thou >_< nyevew comest >w< unto :3 a ^w^ happy birth, +OwO But ^-^ kiww'st x3 the mothew :3 that engendew'd uWu thee! +xDD TITINyIUS. What, ;;w;; Pindawus! Whewe awt UwU thou, Pindarus? +:3 MESSAWA. ;;w;; Seek :3 him, Titinyius, whiwst UwU I OwO go to :3 meet +uWu The x3 nyobwe >_> Bwutus, ^-^ thwusting ÚwÚ this wepowt +^.^ Into :33 his ears. UwU I OwO may >_> say ^w^ "thwusting" :33 it, +For piewcing steew ÚwÚ and >_< dawts envenyomed +Shall be >_< as wewcome to x3 the OwO eaws of Brutus +;;w;; As UwU tidings of ÚwÚ this :33 sight. +xDD TITINyIUS. Hie UwU you, Messala, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek fow UwU Pindawus x3 the >_> whiwe. uWu Exit :33 Messawa. +Why :33 didst xDD thou >_> send ;;w;; me ^-^ fowth, >_< bwave xDD Cassius? +Did UwU I nyot :3 meet >w< thy friends? xDD And uWu did nyot ;;w;; they +>_> Put on x3 my ^w^ bwows ÚwÚ this wreath of ;;w;; victowy, +xDD And bid ;;w;; me UwU give >w< it thee? ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot hear uWu theiw >_< shouts? +ÚwÚ Awas, xDD thou x3 hast :33 misconstwued ^.^ evewything! +But, howd ÚwÚ thee, OwO take ÚwÚ this gawwand on >w< thy brow; +x3 Thy Brutus bid ;;w;; me UwU give >w< it ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU I +Will UwU do :33 his xDD bidding. >_> Bwutus, come xDD apace, +xDD And >_> see >w< how UwU I :3 wegawded :3 Caius UwU Cassius. +^-^ By x3 youw weave, uWu gods, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a Roman's part. +^.^ Come, uWu Cassius' uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and find ;;w;; Titinyius' ;;w;; heawt. +Kiwws himself. + +;;w;; Awawum. ^.^ We-entew Messala, with >_> Bwutus, xDD young :33 Cato, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. + +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Whewe, where, Messala, xDD doth :33 his >w< body wie? +:3 MESSAWA. Lo, :33 yondew, ÚwÚ and Titinyius >w< mouwnying :3 it. +^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; Titinyius' OwO face >_> is ^-^ upwawd. +:33 CATO. >w< He >_> is ^w^ swain. +^w^ BWUTUS. x3 O Julius ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD thou awt ^-^ mighty UwU yet! +x3 Thy ^w^ spiwit >w< wawks >_> abwoad, ÚwÚ and tuwns UwU ouw :33 swowds +^w^ In UwU ouw UwU own OwO pwopew entwaiws. Low ^.^ awawums. +:33 CATO. ^-^ Bwave uWu Titinyius! +Wook whe'er ^.^ he uWu have nyot cwown'd >_< dead Cassius! +^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ Awe yet >w< two Romans UwU wiving xDD such >_< as xDD these? +uWu The >w< wast of aww x3 the uWu Womans, ^-^ fawe uWu thee OwO weww! +^.^ It >_> is xDD impossibwe :3 that OwO evew ÚwÚ Wome +Should breed >w< thy UwU fewwow. Friends, UwU I >_> owe ^-^ moe tears +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >_< dead x3 man than xDD you UwU shaww >_> see ;;w;; me :3 pay. +UwU I UwU shaww find time, OwO Cassius, UwU I UwU shaww find uWu time. +:3 Come OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ and to >w< Thasos >_> send :33 his >w< body; +ÚwÚ His funerals UwU shaww nyot be uWu in UwU ouw :3 camp, +Lest >w< it ^.^ discomfowt >_> us. Wuciwius, come, +xDD And come, xDD young uWu Cato; wet >_> us to x3 the >_> fiewd. +Labio ÚwÚ and uWu Fwavio, uWu set UwU ouw :3 battwes :3 on. +'Tis >w< thwee o'clock, ÚwÚ and uWu Womans, yet ere >w< nyight +We UwU shaww >_> twy :3 fowtunye uWu in :3 a second ^w^ fight. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. + +;;w;; Awawum. OwO Entew, fighting, >_> Sowdiews of both awmies; xDD then >_> Bwutus, xDD young :33 Cato, +Wuciwius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. + +^w^ BWUTUS. Yet, ÚwÚ countwymen, >_< O, yet howd x3 up x3 youw uWu heads! +:33 CATO. >_> What ^.^ bastawd xDD doth ^w^ nyot? Who xDD wiww OwO go with me? +UwU I xDD wiww :3 pwocwaim x3 my xDD nyame about x3 the >_> fiewd. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< son of x3 Mawcus :33 Cato, ho! +^-^ A foe to x3 tywants, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> countwy's :3 fwiend. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< son of x3 Mawcus :33 Cato, ho! +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >_> Bwutus, x3 Mawcus >_> Bwutus, x3 I; +>_> Bwutus, x3 my >_> countwy's fwiend; ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me fow >_> Bwutus! ÚwÚ Exit. +LUCILIUS. x3 O xDD young ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe :33 Cato, awt xDD thou down? +Why, nyow xDD thou ^.^ diest >_< as bravely >_< as Titinyius, +xDD And uWu mayst be ^.^ honyow'd, ^.^ being ^.^ Cato's OwO son. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ Yiewd, ow xDD thou :33 diest. +LUCILIUS. Onwy UwU I yield to die. +ÚwÚ [Offews ^w^ monyey.] >_> Thewe >_> is UwU so much :3 that xDD thou wiwt OwO kiww ;;w;; me >_> stwaight: +ÚwÚ Kiww >_> Bwutus, ÚwÚ and be UwU honyow'd uWu in :33 his death. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. We ^w^ must not. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe prisoner! +^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. Woom, ho! Teww ;;w;; Antony, Brutus >_> is :33 ta'en. +uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. I'll tell x3 the ;;w;; nyews. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the genyewaw. + +Entew Antony. + +Brutus >_> is x3 ta'en, Brutus >_> is x3 ta'en, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD ANTONY. Whewe >_> is uWu he? +LUCILIUS. ;;w;; Safe, ;;w;; Antony, Brutus >_> is >_< safe enyough. +UwU I dawe :33 assuwe uWu thee :3 that nyo ;;w;; enyemy +Shall OwO evew OwO take ^.^ awive x3 the x3 nyobwe Brutus; +uWu The gods ;;w;; defend ^.^ him from UwU so great :3 a x3 shame! +x3 When xDD you UwU do find :3 him, ow ^.^ awive ow >_< dead, +>w< He xDD wiww be >_> found ^.^ wike >_> Bwutus, ^.^ wike himself. +xDD ANTONY. This >_> is nyot >_> Bwutus, fwiend, but, UwU I :33 assuwe UwU you, +^-^ A >w< pwize nyo less uWu in uWu wowth. ^w^ Keep ÚwÚ this x3 man safe, +Give ^.^ him aww kindness; UwU I xDD had rather uWu have +>w< Such ;;w;; men x3 my ^w^ fwiends than enemies. Go ;;w;; on, +xDD And >_> see wheew Brutus be ^.^ awive ow >_< dead, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing >_> us ;;w;; wowd >w< unto :3 Octavius' ^w^ tent +How evewything >_> is chanced. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. + +Entew >_> Bwutus, :33 Dawdanyius, xDD Cwitus, Stwato, ÚwÚ and OwO Vowumnyius. + +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Come, poor remains of OwO fwiends, xDD west on ÚwÚ this ^-^ wock. +;;w;; CWITUS. Statiwius ^w^ show'd x3 the towchwight, but, x3 my uWu wowd, +>w< He ^-^ came nyot back. >w< He >_> is ow >_> ta'en ow ^w^ swain. +^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Sit uWu thee ;;w;; down, x3 Cwitus. ^-^ Swaying >_> is x3 the wowd: +^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^.^ deed uWu in fashion. ^.^ Hawk ÚwÚ thee, x3 Cwitus. x3 Whispews. +;;w;; CWITUS. What, I, x3 my xDD wowd? :3 Nyo, nyot fow aww x3 the wowwd. +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Peace >w< then, nyo ÚwÚ wowds. +;;w;; CWITUS. I'll rather OwO kiww :3 mysewf. +^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Hawk ÚwÚ thee, Dawdanyius. x3 Whispews. +x3 DAWDANyIUS. Shall UwU I UwU do xDD such :3 a deed? +;;w;; CWITUS. x3 O Dardanius! +x3 DAWDANyIUS. x3 O ^.^ Cwitus! +;;w;; CWITUS. >_> What :33 iww request uWu did Brutus >_< make to thee? +x3 DAWDANyIUS. ;;w;; To OwO kiww :3 him, x3 Cwitus. x3 Wook, ^.^ he OwO meditates. +;;w;; CWITUS. Now >_> is :3 that x3 nyobwe vessel full of gwief, +:33 That >w< it wuns uvw even uWu at :33 his :3 eyes. +^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Come hithew, ÚwÚ good UwU Vowumnyius, ÚwÚ wist :3 a OwO wowd. +>_> VOWUMNyIUS. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my xDD wowd? +^w^ BWUTUS. Why, uWu this, uWu Vowumnyius: +uWu The xDD ghost of Caesaw hath appear'd to ;;w;; me +Two sevewaw times ^.^ by ^w^ nyight; uWu at ÚwÚ Sawdis ^w^ once, +xDD And ÚwÚ this >w< wast >w< nyight OwO hewe uWu in Philippi ^-^ fiewds. +UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my >_> houw >_> is x3 come. +>_> VOWUMNyIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ BWUTUS. Nyay UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >w< it ;;w;; is, OwO Vowumnyius. +^.^ Thou seest x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU Vowumnyius, >w< how >w< it :33 goes; +Our >_< enyemies uWu have xDD beat >_> us to x3 the ^-^ pit; Low ^.^ awawums. +^.^ It >_> is ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowthy to ^-^ weap uWu in ouwsewves +Than ^.^ tawwy >w< tiww ;;w;; they :3 push >_> us. ^-^ Good UwU Vowumnyius, +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st :3 that ^.^ we >w< two OwO went to OwO schoow together; +Even fow :3 that UwU ouw wuv of :3 owd, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, +:33 Howd xDD thou x3 my ^w^ swowd-hiwts, whiwst UwU I >w< wun on :3 it. +>_> VOWUMNyIUS. >w< That's nyot >w< an ^.^ office fow :3 a fwiend, x3 my OwO wowd. +Alarum xDD stiww. +;;w;; CWITUS. :33 Fwy, fly, x3 my uWu wowd, there >_> is nyo >_< tawwying hewe. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Faweweww to UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU you, OwO Vowumnyius. +Stwato, xDD thou x3 hast :33 been aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe x3 asweep; +UwU Faweweww to uWu thee :3 too, ^-^ Stwato. Countrymen, +OwO My >_< heawt xDD doth joy :3 that yet uWu in aww x3 my >w< wife +UwU I >_> found nyo x3 man >_> but ^.^ he UwU was true to x3 me. +UwU I UwU shaww uWu have :3 gwowy ^.^ by ÚwÚ this losing ^-^ day, +uWu Mowe than Octavius ÚwÚ and >_> Mawk OwO Antony +^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe conquest UwU shaww :3 attain UwU unto. +So, ^-^ fawe xDD you weww uWu at ^w^ once, fow ^-^ Bwutus' >_> tongue +>_< Hath almost >_< ended :33 his ^w^ wife's history. +>w< Nyight uWu hangs ;;w;; upon >_< minye ^w^ eyes, x3 my bones ^.^ wouwd xDD west +:33 That uWu have >_> but >_< wabow'd to :3 attain ÚwÚ this hour. +;;w;; Awawum. Cwy :33 within, "Fwy, fly, >_> fwy!" +;;w;; CWITUS. :33 Fwy, x3 my uWu wowd, fwy. +^w^ BWUTUS. :33 Hence! UwU I xDD wiww x3 fowwow. +Exeunt xDD Cwitus, :33 Dawdanyius, ÚwÚ and OwO Vowumnyius. +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, Stwato, xDD stay xDD thou ^.^ by >w< thy OwO wowd. +^.^ Thou awt :3 a fewwow of :3 a ÚwÚ good respect; +x3 Thy >w< wife hath xDD had x3 some smatch of honyow uWu in :3 it. +:33 Howd xDD then x3 my uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and turn OwO away >w< thy >w< face, +While UwU I UwU do >w< wun ;;w;; upon :3 it. ;;w;; Wiwt UwU thou, Strato? +STRATO. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand fiwst. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good ^-^ Stwato. ;;w;; Wuns on :33 his ^-^ swowd. +ÚwÚ Caesaw, nyow be stiww; +UwU I kill'd nyot uWu thee with half UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a :33 wiww. >_< Dies. + +;;w;; Awawum. >w< Wetweat. Entew uWu Octavius, ;;w;; Antony, Messala, +Wuciwius, ÚwÚ and x3 the Awmy. + +x3 OCTAVIUS. >_> What x3 man >_> is ^-^ that? +:3 MESSAWA. OwO My xDD mastew's man. Stwato, :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ mastew? +STRATO. Fwee from x3 the :3 bondage xDD you OwO awe x3 in, Messawa: +uWu The ÚwÚ conquewows ^.^ can >_> but >_< make :3 a fire of him; +For Brutus >w< onwy overcame himsewf, +xDD And nyo x3 man >_> ewse hath honyow ^.^ by :33 his death. +LUCILIUS. ^w^ So Brutus >_> shouwd be uWu found. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, >_> Bwutus, +:33 That xDD thou x3 hast >_> pwuvd Wuciwius' :3 saying true. +x3 OCTAVIUS. All :3 that OwO sewved >_> Bwutus, UwU I xDD wiww entertain OwO them. +ÚwÚ Fewwow, wiwt xDD thou bestow >w< thy time with me? +STRATO. Ay, >_> if uWu Messawa xDD wiww prefer ;;w;; me to OwO you. +x3 OCTAVIUS. Do >_> so, ÚwÚ good :33 Messawa. +:3 MESSAWA. How >w< died x3 my ^.^ mastew, Strato? +STRATO. UwU I hewd x3 the uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu did >w< wun on :3 it. +:3 MESSAWA. uWu Octavius, xDD then OwO take ^.^ him to ;;w;; fowwow uWu thee +:33 That uWu did x3 the ^-^ watest OwO sewvice to x3 my master. +xDD ANTONY. This UwU was x3 the uWu nyobwest Roman of them all. +All x3 the conspiwatows, :3 save >w< onwy xDD he, +Did :3 that ;;w;; they uWu did uWu in :3 envy of great OwO Caesaw; +>w< He >_> onwy, uWu in :3 a general xDD honyest xDD thought +xDD And ^w^ common ÚwÚ good to all, UwU made one of OwO them. +ÚwÚ His >w< wife UwU was gentwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ ewements +^w^ So ;;w;; mix'd uWu in ^.^ him :3 that ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ^w^ might stand x3 up +xDD And >_> say to aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ;;w;; "This UwU was :3 a >_< man!" +x3 OCTAVIUS. x3 Accowding to :33 his viwtue wet >_> us use ^.^ him +With aww wespect ÚwÚ and rites of OwO buwiaw. +OwO Within x3 my ^w^ tent :33 his bones :3 tonyight UwU shaww wie, +:3 Most ^.^ wike :3 a sowdiew, owdewed x3 honyowabwy. +^w^ So caww x3 the field to ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and >_> wet's away, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ pawt x3 the :33 gwowies of ÚwÚ this ^w^ happy x3 day. :33 Exeunt. + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + + +1606 + + +^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING :33 WEAW + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +Lear, ^w^ King of ;;w;; Bwitain. +^w^ King of Fwance. +>w< Duke of ^-^ Buwgundy. +>w< Duke of :3 Cownwaww. +>w< Duke of ;;w;; Awbany. +^-^ Eaww of Kent. +^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Gwoucestew. +:33 Edgaw, >_< son of ^.^ Gwoucestew. +:3 Edmund, ^.^ bastawd >_< son to ^.^ Gwoucestew. +>w< Cuwan, :3 a courtier. +^-^ Owd >_< Man, tenant to ^.^ Gwoucestew. +xDD Doctow. +Lear's ^w^ Foow. +OwO Oswawd, steward to ^-^ Gonyewiw. +^-^ A uWu Captain :33 undew ^-^ Edmund's >_> command. +:33 Gentwemen. +^-^ A UwU Hewawd. +Servants to :3 Cownwaww. + +Gonyewiw, daughter to >w< Weaw. +x3 Wegan, daughter to >w< Weaw. +Cowdewia, daughter to >w< Weaw. + +^-^ Knyights :33 attending on Lear, ^-^ Officews, Messengews, Soldiers, +xDD Attendants. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +Scene: - ;;w;; Bwitain. + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. Scene ^.^ I. +>w< [King Lear's Pawace.] + +Entew UwU Kent, :33 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and Edmund. [Kent ÚwÚ and Glouceste convewse. +Edmund >w< stands >_< back.] + +Kent. UwU I xDD thought x3 the ^w^ King xDD had ^.^ mowe affected x3 the >w< Duke of Albany than +:3 Cownwaww. +Gwou. ^.^ It uWu did awways xDD seem UwU so to us; >_> but now, uWu in x3 the OwO division of x3 the +:33 kingdom, >w< it >_> appeaws nyot which of x3 the >_> Dukes ^.^ he :3 vawues :3 most, fow +uWu equawities OwO awe UwU so x3 weigh'd :3 that curiosity uWu in :3 nyeithew ^.^ can >_< make +UwU choice of uWu eithew's moiety. +Kent. Is nyot ÚwÚ this x3 youw x3 son, x3 my xDD wowd? +Gwou. ÚwÚ His uWu bweeding, ^w^ siw, hath :33 been uWu at x3 my chawge. UwU I uWu have UwU so often +blush'd to :3 acknyowwedge ^.^ him :3 that nyow UwU I ^w^ am braz'd to't. +Kent. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :33 conceive OwO you. +Gwou. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this xDD young fellow's mothew ÚwÚ couwd; whereupon ^.^ she ^-^ gwew +x3 wound-womb'd, ÚwÚ and xDD had :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, :3 a >_< son fow her >_> cwadwe ere ^.^ she +xDD had :3 a :33 husband fow her :3 bed. Do xDD you smell :3 a xDD fauwt? +Kent. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ wish x3 the ;;w;; fauwt >_< undonye, x3 the x3 issue of >w< it ^.^ being UwU so +proper. +Gwou. OwO But UwU I have, ^w^ siw, :3 a >_< son ^.^ by order of waw, x3 some xDD yeaw :33 ewdew than +uWu this, who yet >_> is nyo ÚwÚ deawew uWu in x3 my OwO account. ;;w;; Though ÚwÚ this x3 knyave ^-^ came +^-^ something ^w^ sauciwy x3 into x3 the wowwd >w< befowe ^.^ he UwU was sent for, yet UwU was +:33 his mothew faiw, there UwU was ÚwÚ good spowt uWu at :33 his >_> making, ÚwÚ and x3 the +UwU whoweson ^w^ must be OwO acknyowwedged.- Do xDD you ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe gentweman, +>_> Edmund? +ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; [comes forward] :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. +Gwou. OwO My Lord of Kent. ÚwÚ Wemembew ^.^ him heweaftew >_< as x3 my ^.^ honyouwabwe +:3 fwiend. +ÚwÚ Edm. OwO My >_< sewvices to x3 youw wowdship. +Kent. UwU I ^w^ must wuv UwU you, ÚwÚ and sue to ^.^ knyow xDD you ^-^ bettew. +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ study desewving. +Gwou. >w< He hath :33 been x3 out >w< nyinye years, ÚwÚ and OwO away ^.^ he UwU shaww ;;w;; again. +Sound :3 a sennet. +uWu The ^w^ King >_> is :3 coming. + +Entew one :33 beawing :3 a >_< cowonyet; xDD then Lear; xDD then x3 the >_> Dukes of +Albany ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Cownwaww; next, Gonyewiw, x3 Wegan, Cowdewia, with +xDD Fowwowews. + +>w< Weaw. uWu Attend x3 the wowds of Fwance ÚwÚ and x3 Buwgundy, ^.^ Gwoucestew. +Gwou. UwU I UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wiege. +Exeunt uWu [Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and Edmund]. +>w< Weaw. >w< Meantime ^.^ we UwU shaww express UwU ouw dawkew puwpose. +Give ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ map :33 thewe. xDD Knyow ^.^ we uWu have OwO divided +^w^ In >w< thwee UwU ouw >_< kingdom; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis UwU ouw ÚwÚ fast :3 intent +;;w;; To ;;w;; shake aww ÚwÚ cawes ÚwÚ and business from UwU ouw age, +Conferring them on :3 youngew strengths OwO whiwe ^.^ we +Unburthen'd cwaww toward death. Our >_< son of ;;w;; Cownwaww, +xDD And UwU you, UwU ouw nyo less >w< woving >_< son of Albany, +We uWu have ÚwÚ this >_> houw :3 a ^w^ constant xDD wiww to xDD pubwish +Our >_> daughtews' sevewaw >_> dowews, :3 that ÚwÚ futuwe uWu stwife +^-^ May be prevented now. uWu The >_< pwinces, Fwance ÚwÚ and x3 Buwgundy, +UwU Gweat xDD wivaws uWu in UwU ouw xDD youngest ^w^ daughtew's xDD wuv, +OwO Wong uWu in UwU ouw court uWu have UwU made uWu theiw :3 amowous :3 sojouwn, +xDD And OwO hewe OwO awe to be ^w^ answew'd. Teww uWu me, x3 my >_> daughtews +(Since nyow ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< divest >_> us both of rule, +ÚwÚ Intewest of tewwitowy, ÚwÚ cawes of state), +>_< Which of xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> say xDD doth wuv >_> us ^-^ most? +:33 That ^.^ we UwU ouw largest >_> bounty OwO may :3 extend +Whewe ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD doth with merit chawwenge. Gonyewiw, +Our eldest-born, speak fiwst. +Gon. UwU Siw, UwU I wuv xDD you ^.^ mowe than wowds ^.^ can OwO wiewd x3 the mattew; +>_> Deawew than eyesight, space, ÚwÚ and xDD wibewty; +^.^ Beyond >_> what ^.^ can be >_< vawued, rich ow :3 wawe; +No less than :3 wife, with gwace, :33 heawth, >w< beauty, honour; +;;w;; As much >_< as chiwd ;;w;; e'ew ;;w;; wov'd, ow >w< fathew xDD found; +^-^ A wuv :3 that x3 makes UwU bweath OwO poow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ speech unyabwe. +^.^ Beyond aww ^w^ mannyew of UwU so much UwU I wuv OwO you. +OwO Cow. >w< [aside] >_> What UwU shaww >_< Cowdewia x3 speak? Wuv, ÚwÚ and be ^-^ siwent. +>w< Weaw. Of aww these UwU bounds, even from ÚwÚ this winye to uWu this, +With shadowy uWu fowests ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ champains wich'd, +With ^w^ pwenteous rivers ÚwÚ and ^w^ wide-skiwted ^.^ meads, +We >_< make uWu thee >_> wady. ;;w;; To ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and Awbany's x3 issue +^w^ Be ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pewpetuaw.- >_> What ;;w;; says UwU ouw second ^w^ daughtew, +Our deawest x3 Wegan, >w< wife to Cownwaww? :33 Speak. +Weg. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am UwU made +Of x3 the x3 sewfsame >_< metaw :3 that x3 my :3 sistew ;;w;; is, +xDD And >w< pwize ;;w;; me uWu at her uWu wowth. ^w^ In x3 my true >_< heawt +UwU I find ^.^ she nyames x3 my xDD vewy ^.^ deed of love; +Onwy ^.^ she x3 comes ^w^ too ^.^ showt, :3 that UwU I pwofess +xDD Mysewf >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to aww othew joys +>_< Which x3 the UwU most >_< pwecious square of sense ;;w;; possesses, +xDD And find UwU I ^w^ am awonye ^.^ fewicitate +^w^ In x3 youw uWu deaw Highness' love. +OwO Cow. >w< [aside] UwU Then poor Cowdewia! +xDD And yet nyot so; xDD since UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe x3 my love's +uWu Mowe xDD wichew than x3 my :33 tongue. +>w< Weaw. ;;w;; To uWu thee ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye heweditawy OwO evew +Remain ÚwÚ this uWu ampwe thiwd of UwU ouw >w< faiw :33 kingdom, +No less uWu in space, uWu vawidity, ÚwÚ and :3 pweasuwe +Than :3 that :33 confeww'd on Gonyewiw.- >_> Nyow, UwU ouw joy, +Awthough x3 the last, nyot least; to x3 whose xDD young wuv +uWu The vines of Fwance ÚwÚ and milk of ÚwÚ Buwgundy +Stwive to be interest; >_> what ^.^ can xDD you >_> say to dwaw +^-^ A thiwd ^.^ mowe UwU opuwent than x3 youw sistews? :33 Speak. +OwO Cow. UwU Nyothing, x3 my OwO wowd. +>w< Weaw. Nothing? +OwO Cow. >_> Nyothing. +>w< Weaw. Nyothing ^.^ can come of OwO nyothing. ^w^ Speak ;;w;; again. +OwO Cow. Unhappy :3 that UwU I am, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 heave +OwO My >_< heawt x3 into x3 my xDD mouth. UwU I wuv x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +x3 Accowding to x3 my bond; nyo ^.^ mowe nor :3 wess. +>w< Weaw. How, how, ^.^ Cowdewia? Mend x3 youw ÚwÚ speech :3 a UwU wittwe, +Lest >w< it OwO may >_> maw x3 youw fortunes. +OwO Cow. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> You uWu have ^.^ begot uWu me, bwed uWu me, :3 wov'd OwO me; UwU I +Return UwU those >_> duties back >_< as OwO awe >w< wight >w< fit, +;;w;; Obey UwU you, wuv UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU most honour OwO you. +Why uWu have x3 my ÚwÚ sistews uWu husbands, >_> if ;;w;; they >_> say +^-^ They wuv xDD you ÚwÚ aww? Haply, when UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; wed, +:33 That ;;w;; wowd x3 whose uWu hand ^w^ must OwO take x3 my plight UwU shaww carry +>_> Hawf x3 my wuv with :3 him, half x3 my :3 cawe ÚwÚ and duty. +Sure UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew marry ^.^ wike x3 my sistews, +;;w;; To wuv x3 my >w< fathew all. +>w< Weaw. OwO But xDD goes >w< thy >_< heawt with :3 this? +OwO Cow. Ay, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. +>w< Weaw. ^w^ So >_> young, ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 untendew? +OwO Cow. ^w^ So >_> young, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and true. +>w< Weaw. Let >w< it be so! >w< thy uWu twuth xDD then be >w< thy dower! +For, ^.^ by x3 the uWu sacwed >_> wadiance of x3 the sun, +uWu The >_> mystewies of ^.^ Hecate ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ nyight; +^-^ By aww x3 the x3 opewation of x3 the owbs +Fwom ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we UwU do UwU exist ÚwÚ and xDD cease to be; +:3 Hewe UwU I ;;w;; discwaim aww x3 my ^.^ patewnyaw care, +Propinquity ÚwÚ and uWu pwopewty of bwood, +xDD And >_< as :3 a stwangew to x3 my >_< heawt ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me +:33 Howd uWu thee from ÚwÚ this fow ever. uWu The barbarous Scythian, +:33 Ow ^.^ he :3 that x3 makes :33 his OwO genyewation messes +;;w;; To xDD gowge :33 his uWu appetite, UwU shaww to x3 my ^w^ bosom +^w^ Be >_< as weww nyeighbouw'd, >_< pitied, ÚwÚ and reliev'd, +;;w;; As xDD thou x3 my ÚwÚ sometime >w< daughtew. +Kent. ^-^ Good x3 my ^w^ wiege- +>w< Weaw. uWu Peace, Kent! +:3 Come nyot ^-^ between x3 the >_> dwagon ÚwÚ and :33 his wrath. +UwU I :3 wov'd her :3 most, ÚwÚ and xDD thought to uWu set x3 my xDD west +On her uWu kind :33 nyuwsewy.- OwO Hence ÚwÚ and avoid x3 my sight!- +^w^ So be x3 my :3 gwave x3 my uWu peace >_< as OwO hewe UwU I UwU give +:3 Hew father's >_< heawt from >_> hew! ;;w;; Caww France! Who xDD stiws? +;;w;; Caww Burgundy! >_> Cownwaww ÚwÚ and Albany, +With x3 my >w< two >_> daughtews' OwO dowews digest ÚwÚ this thiwd; +Let pride, which ^.^ she ;;w;; cawws plainness, marry her. +UwU I UwU do ;;w;; invest xDD you jointly uWu in x3 my x3 powew, +xDD Pweeminyence, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the large UwU effects +:33 That troop with :33 majesty. Ourself, ^.^ by >w< monthwy course, +With wesewvation of >w< an :3 hundwed knights, +^-^ By xDD you to be :3 sustain'd, UwU shaww UwU ouw >_< abode +^-^ Make with xDD you ^.^ by >_< due tuwns. Onwy ^.^ we still ^.^ wetain +uWu The :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and aww x3 th' ^w^ additions to :3 a king. uWu The sway, +>w< Wevenyue, :33 execution of x3 the ^-^ west, +>_< Bewuvd sons, be OwO youws; which to xDD confiwm, +This >_< cowonyet ÚwÚ pawt betwixt OwO you. +Kent. >_> Woyaw Lear, +;;w;; Whom UwU I uWu have OwO evew :3 honyouw'd >_< as x3 my OwO king, +UwU Wov'd >_< as x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, >_< as x3 my >_< mastew follow'd, +;;w;; As x3 my great patron xDD thought on uWu in x3 my prayers- +>w< Weaw. uWu The bow >_> is UwU bent ÚwÚ and drawn; >_< make from x3 the shaft. +Kent. Let >w< it faww UwU wathew, ^w^ though x3 the ^w^ fowk invade +uWu The wegion of x3 my :33 heawt! ^w^ Be Kent uWu unmannyewwy +x3 When :3 Weaw >_> is >_> mad. >_> What wouldst xDD thou UwU do, ;;w;; owd man? +x3 Think'st xDD thou :3 that >_> duty UwU shaww uWu have xDD dwead to speak +x3 When powew to >w< fwattewy >_< bows? ;;w;; To >_< pwainnyess x3 honyouw's bound +x3 When ^.^ majesty ^w^ fawws to ^w^ fowwy. Wevewse >w< thy xDD doom; +xDD And uWu in >w< thy best UwU considewation ^.^ check +This ^-^ hideous xDD washnyess. Answer x3 my >w< wife x3 my ^.^ judgment, +x3 Thy xDD youngest daughter does nyot wuv uWu thee least, +x3 Nyow OwO awe UwU those OwO empty-heawted x3 whose wow >_> sound +OwO Wevewbs nyo hollowness. +>w< Weaw. UwU Kent, on >w< thy :3 wife, nyo uWu mowe! +Kent. OwO My >w< wife UwU I >_< nyevew hewd >_> but >_< as :3 a ^.^ pawn +;;w;; To xDD wage OwO against ^.^ thinye enyemies; nor feaw to wose :33 it, +x3 Thy :33 safety ^.^ being x3 the motive. +>w< Weaw. UwU Out of x3 my ;;w;; sight! +Kent. xDD See better, Lear, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me still wemain +uWu The true ;;w;; bwank of ^.^ thinye :33 eye. +>w< Weaw. Now ^.^ by Apollo- +Kent. Now ^.^ by Apollo, OwO King, +^.^ Thou >_< sweaw'st >w< thy gods uWu in OwO vain. +>w< Weaw. x3 O ^-^ vassaw! miscweant! +ÚwÚ [Ways :33 his uWu hand on :33 his swowd.] +Awb., ;;w;; Cown. >_< Deaw ^w^ siw, fowbeaw! +Kent. >_> Do! +ÚwÚ Kiww >w< thy >_> physician, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ fee bestow +>_> Upon x3 the fouw disease. :33 Wevoke >w< thy :3 gift, +:3 Ow, whiwst UwU I ^.^ can uWu vent ^-^ cwamouw from x3 my throat, +I'll tell uWu thee xDD thou dost evil. +>w< Weaw. >w< Heaw uWu me, recreant! +On ^.^ thinye xDD awwegiance, hear me! +Since xDD thou x3 hast >_< sought to >_< make >_> us bweak UwU ouw vow- +>_< Which ^.^ we x3 duwst >_< nyevew UwU yet- ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ stwain'd >_< pwide +;;w;; To come ^-^ between UwU ouw :33 sentence ÚwÚ and UwU ouw power,- +>_< Which nor UwU ouw ÚwÚ nyatuwe nor UwU ouw :33 pwace ^.^ can beaw,- +Our uWu potency UwU made UwU good, OwO take >w< thy ÚwÚ wewawd. +:3 Five OwO days ^.^ we UwU do x3 awwot uWu thee fow x3 pwovision +;;w;; To OwO shiewd uWu thee from ^-^ diseases of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +xDD And on x3 the uWu sixth to turn >w< thy hated back +>_> Upon UwU ouw >_> kingdom. If, on x3 the >_> tenth day ^w^ fowwowing, +x3 Thy banyish'd UwU twunk be >_> found uWu in UwU ouw uWu dominyions, +uWu The x3 moment >_> is >w< thy death. >_> Away! ^-^ By Jupiter, +This UwU shaww nyot be >w< wevok'd. +Kent. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, ;;w;; King. Since OwO thus xDD thou wiwt ^.^ appeaw, +^w^ Fweedom ;;w;; wives hence, ÚwÚ and UwU banyishment >_> is hewe. +:33 [To ^w^ Cowdewia] uWu The gods to uWu theiw uWu deaw ÚwÚ shewtew OwO take ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; maid, +:33 That >_< justwy think'st ÚwÚ and x3 hast UwU most rightly ^-^ said! +:33 [To uWu Wegan ÚwÚ and >_< Gonyewiw] xDD And x3 youw large uWu speeches OwO may x3 youw >_< deeds +^.^ appwuv, +:33 That ÚwÚ good UwU effects OwO may ^-^ spwing from wowds of love. +^-^ Thus UwU Kent, x3 O >_< pwinces, UwU bids xDD you aww uWu adieu; +^-^ He'ww xDD shape :33 his ;;w;; owd course uWu in :3 a countwy new. +ÚwÚ Exit. + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew :33 Gwoucestew, with Fwance ÚwÚ and >_> Buwgundy; xDD Attendants. + +Gwou. >_> Hewe's Fwance ÚwÚ and x3 Buwgundy, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. +>w< Weaw. OwO My Lord of x3 Buwgundy, +We xDD fiwst address toward UwU you, who with ÚwÚ this x3 king +>_< Hath :33 wivaww'd fow UwU ouw >w< daughtew. >_> What uWu in x3 the least +Will xDD you xDD wequiwe uWu in xDD pwesent :33 dowew with hew, +:33 Ow xDD cease x3 youw ^w^ quest of love? +^.^ Buw. :3 Most royal ÚwÚ Majesty, +UwU I ^w^ cwave nyo ^.^ mowe than hath x3 youw >_> Highnyess offew'd, +x3 Nyow xDD wiww xDD you xDD tendew :3 wess. +>w< Weaw. x3 Wight x3 nyobwe x3 Buwgundy, +x3 When ^.^ she UwU was uWu deaw to us, ^.^ we uWu did howd her so; +OwO But nyow her pwice >_> is xDD faww'n. UwU Siw, there ^.^ she ^w^ stands. +;;w;; If ^.^ aught within :3 that xDD wittwe ÚwÚ seeming ÚwÚ substance, +:33 Ow aww of :33 it, with UwU ouw >_< dispweasuwe piec'd, +xDD And >_< nyothing >_> mowe, OwO may OwO fitwy ^.^ wike x3 youw >_> Gwace, +>_> She's thewe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is x3 youws. +^.^ Buw. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo answer. +>w< Weaw. Will UwU you, with UwU those infiwmities ^.^ she >w< owes, +Unfwiended, x3 nyew adopted to UwU ouw hate, +:3 Dow'w'd with UwU ouw cuwse, ÚwÚ and :3 stwangew'd with UwU ouw ;;w;; oath, +^.^ Take hew, ow OwO weave OwO hew? +^.^ Buw. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, royal sir. +>_< Ewection x3 makes nyot x3 up on xDD such conditions. +>w< Weaw. UwU Then OwO weave hew, siw; for, ^.^ by x3 the pow'w :3 that UwU made uWu me, +UwU I tell xDD you aww her ;;w;; weawth. :33 [To :3 Fwance] For UwU you, great OwO King, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot from x3 youw wuv >_< make xDD such :3 a ^-^ stway +;;w;; To >_< match xDD you :3 whewe UwU I :33 hate; >_< thewefowe :33 beseech xDD you +;;w;; T' UwU avewt x3 youw UwU wiking :3 a ^.^ mowe wowthiew uWu way +Than on :3 a uWu wwetch ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is >w< asham'd +Awmost t' :3 acknyowwedge hers. +Fwance. This >_> is UwU most >_> stwange, +:33 That ^.^ she :3 that even >_> but nyow UwU was x3 youw best ÚwÚ object, +uWu The :33 awgument of x3 youw >_< pwaise, bawm of x3 youw age, +:3 Most ^w^ best, UwU most :3 deawest, >_> shouwd uWu in ÚwÚ this twice of time +^-^ Commit :3 a ^.^ thing UwU so monstwous to >w< dismantwe +^w^ So UwU many uWu fowds of UwU favouw. Sure her offence +:3 Must be of xDD such unnyatuwaw degwee +:33 That :3 monstews :33 it, ow x3 youw fore-vouch'd :3 affection +Fall'n x3 into >_> taint; which to ^-^ bewieve of her +:3 Must be :3 a :33 faith :3 that reason ^-^ without :33 miwacwe +Should >_< nyevew plant uWu in x3 me. +OwO Cow. UwU I yet :33 beseech x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, +;;w;; If fow UwU I ^.^ want :3 that ^-^ gwib ÚwÚ and :3 oiwy awt +;;w;; To speak ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose >_> nyot, xDD since >_> what UwU I weww >_> intend, +I'll do't >w< befowe UwU I speak- :3 that xDD you >_< make ÚwÚ knyown +^.^ It >_> is nyo ^.^ vicious ^.^ bwot, >_> muwthew, ow ^w^ fouwnyess, +No ^w^ unchaste uWu action ow ^-^ dishonyouwed ;;w;; step, +:33 That hath x3 depwiv'd ;;w;; me of x3 youw xDD gwace ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw; +OwO But even fow ^.^ want of :3 that fow which UwU I ^w^ am richer- +^-^ A ^.^ stiww-sowiciting >_< eye, ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a >_> tongue +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU I uWu have >_> nyot, ^w^ though nyot to uWu have >w< it +>_< Hath wost ;;w;; me uWu in x3 youw x3 wiking. +>w< Weaw. uWu Bettew xDD thou +UwU Hadst nyot :33 been bown than nyot t' uWu have pleas'd ;;w;; me ^-^ bettew. +Fwance. Is >w< it >_> but OwO this- :3 a tawdinyess uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe +>_< Which often >w< weaves x3 the :33 histowy ;;w;; unspoke +:33 That >w< it ^-^ intends to ^-^ do? OwO My Lord of x3 Buwgundy, +>_> What >_> say xDD you to x3 the x3 wady? >w< Wuv's nyot wuv +x3 When >w< it >_> is >w< mingwed with wegawds :3 that >w< stands +Aloof from x3 th' xDD entiwe point. Will xDD you uWu have OwO hew? +:33 She >_> is herself :3 a ^w^ dowwy. +^.^ Buw. >_> Woyaw Lear, +Give >_> but :3 that portion which >_> youwsewf OwO pwopos'd, +xDD And OwO hewe UwU I OwO take >_< Cowdewia ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, +:3 Duchess of ^-^ Buwgundy. +>w< Weaw. uWu Nyothing! UwU I uWu have ^-^ swown; UwU I ^w^ am x3 fiwm. +^.^ Buw. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy xDD then xDD you uWu have UwU so wost :3 a >w< fathew +:33 That xDD you ^w^ must wose :3 a husband. +OwO Cow. :3 Peace be with Burgundy! +Since :3 that UwU wespects of :3 fowtunye OwO awe :33 his xDD wuv, +UwU I UwU shaww nyot be :33 his x3 wife. +Fwance. xDD Faiwest Cowdewia, :3 that awt UwU most rich, ^.^ being poor; +:3 Most ^w^ choice, fowsaken; ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; wov'd, >_> despis'd! +uWu Thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu viwtues OwO hewe UwU I x3 seize ^w^ upon. +^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ wawfuw UwU I OwO take x3 up UwU what's ;;w;; cast xDD away. +^-^ Gods, ^-^ gods! UwU 'tis ;;w;; stwange :3 that from uWu theiw xDD cowd'st >_> nyegwect +OwO My wuv >_> shouwd ÚwÚ kindwe to >_< infwam'd wespect. +x3 Thy dow'wwess ^w^ daughtew, OwO King, :33 thwown to x3 my chance, +Is >_< queen of us, of >_> ouws, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >w< faiw Fwance. +ÚwÚ Nyot aww x3 the >_< dukes uWu in wat'wish ÚwÚ Buwgundy +UwU Can UwU buy ÚwÚ this unpriz'd >_< pwecious >_< maid of x3 me. +x3 Bid them farewell, Cowdewia, ^w^ though unkind. +^.^ Thou wosest UwU hewe, :3 a xDD bettew :3 whewe to find. +>w< Weaw. ^.^ Thou x3 hast hew, Fwance; wet her be thine; fow ^.^ we +:3 Have nyo xDD such ^w^ daughtew, nor UwU shaww OwO evew >_> see +:33 That OwO face of hews ;;w;; again. Therefore be >_> gonye +Without UwU ouw gwace, UwU ouw xDD wuv, UwU ouw OwO benyison. +^.^ Come, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Buwgundy. +>w< Fwouwish. Exeunt Lear, x3 Buwgundy, [Cornwall, Albany, +:33 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and >w< Attendants]. +Fwance. x3 Bid >_< faweweww to x3 youw sistews. +OwO Cow. uWu The :3 jewews of UwU ouw ÚwÚ fathew, with >w< wash'd eyes +>_< Cowdewia >w< weaves OwO you. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you >_> what xDD you >_< awe; +^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ sistew, ^w^ am UwU most loath to caww +uWu Youw :33 fauwts >_< as ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; nyam'd. ^w^ Use weww UwU ouw :33 fathew. +;;w;; To x3 youw ^.^ pwofessed >_> bosoms UwU I :3 commit him; +OwO But ^w^ yet, :3 awas, :33 stood UwU I within :33 his gwace, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd prefer ^.^ him to :3 a xDD bettew ÚwÚ pwace! +^w^ So >_< faweweww to xDD you xDD both. +Gon. Prescribe nyot >_> us UwU ouw >_> duties. +Weg. Let x3 youw ^-^ study +^w^ Be to :3 content x3 youw uWu wowd, who hath weceiv'd xDD you +At ;;w;; fowtunye's UwU awms. >_> You uWu have ^.^ obedience x3 scanted, +xDD And weww OwO awe ^.^ wowth x3 the ^.^ want :3 that xDD you uWu have x3 wanted. +OwO Cow. ^-^ Time UwU shaww ^w^ unfowd >_> what plighted x3 cunnying hides. +Who UwU cuvw fauwts, uWu at >w< wast ^-^ shame them derides. +Weww OwO may xDD you :33 pwospew! +Fwance. ^.^ Come, x3 my >w< faiw Cordelia. +Exeunt Fwance ÚwÚ and Cordelia. +Gon. x3 Sistew, >w< it >_> is nyot xDD wittwe UwU I uWu have to >_> say of >_> what UwU most UwU nyeawwy +>_> appewtains to >_> us xDD both. UwU I think UwU ouw >w< fathew xDD wiww >w< hence to-night. +Weg. >w< That's UwU most cewtain, ÚwÚ and with uWu you; :3 nyext >_> month with >_> us. +Gon. >_> You >_> see >w< how full of :33 changes :33 his age >w< is. uWu The >w< obsewvation ^.^ we +uWu have UwU made of >w< it hath nyot :33 been ^.^ wittwe. >w< He awways :3 wov'd UwU ouw +:3 sistew :3 most, ÚwÚ and with >_> what poor ^w^ judgment ^.^ he hath nyow ;;w;; cast her +x3 off >_> appeaws ^w^ too ^.^ gwosswy. +Weg. 'Tis x3 the infirmity of :33 his >_> age; yet ^.^ he hath OwO evew >_> but ^w^ swendewwy +ÚwÚ knyown himself. +Gon. uWu The best ÚwÚ and ^.^ soundest of :33 his time hath :33 been >_> but wash; xDD then +^w^ must ^.^ we wook to receive from :33 his age, nyot awonye x3 the +;;w;; impewfections of >_> wong-ingwaffed ^w^ condition, >_> but UwU thewewithaw +x3 the ^-^ unwuwy waywawdnyess :3 that infirm ÚwÚ and :3 chowewic years ;;w;; bwing with +OwO them. +Weg. >w< Such ÚwÚ unconstant starts OwO awe ^.^ we ^.^ wike to uWu have from ^.^ him >_< as ÚwÚ this +of ÚwÚ Kent's >_> banyishment. +Gon. >_> Thewe >_> is further compliment of :3 weave-taking ^-^ between Fwance ÚwÚ and +^.^ him. >_> Pway xDD you >_> wet's ;;w;; hit together. ;;w;; If UwU ouw >w< fathew carry ÚwÚ authowity +with xDD such ^w^ dispositions >_< as ^.^ he bears, ÚwÚ this >w< wast suwwendew of :33 his +xDD wiww >_> but ^-^ offend >_> us. +Weg. We UwU shaww further think ^.^ on't. +Gon. We ^w^ must UwU do UwU something, ÚwÚ and :33 i' x3 th' x3 heat. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +uWu The ^-^ Eaww of :3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. + +Entew [Edmund ^w^ the] :33 Bastawd >_> sowus, ^w^ [with :3 a letter]. + +ÚwÚ Edm. Thou, OwO Nyatuwe, awt x3 my ÚwÚ goddess; to >w< thy law +OwO My >_< sewvices OwO awe UwU bound. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> shouwd UwU I +;;w;; Stand uWu in x3 the pwague of ^-^ custom, ÚwÚ and >_< pewmit +uWu The curiosity of >_< nyations to >_< depwive uWu me, +For :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 some >_< twewve ow ^.^ fouwteen moonshines +Lag of :3 a bwothew? Why bastawd? ^-^ whewefowe :3 base? +x3 When x3 my UwU dimensions OwO awe >_< as weww >w< compact, +OwO My ^-^ mind >_< as x3 genyewous, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD shape >_< as ^-^ twue, +;;w;; As xDD honyest >w< madam's UwU issue? Why bwand ;;w;; they >_> us +With :3 base? with ^-^ basenyess? uWu bastawdy? base, :3 base? +UwU Who, uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wusty uWu steawth of nyatuwe, OwO take +uWu Mowe composition ÚwÚ and >_< fiewce ;;w;; quawity +Than :3 doth, within :3 a xDD duww, ^-^ stawe, ^w^ tiwed ^.^ bed, +Go to x3 th' creating :3 a whole twibe of fops +Got >_> 'tween ;;w;; asweep ÚwÚ and UwU wake? Weww >w< then, +>_> Wegitimate :33 Edgaw, UwU I ^w^ must uWu have x3 youw xDD wand. +Our father's wuv >_> is to x3 the ^.^ bastawd Edmund +;;w;; As to x3 th' wegitimate. :33 Finye word- 'legitimate'! +xDD Weww, x3 my wegitimate, >_> if ÚwÚ this >_> wettew speed, +xDD And x3 my >w< invention thwive, Edmund x3 the UwU base +Shall ;;w;; top x3 th' wegitimate. UwU I gwow; UwU I OwO pwospew. +>_> Nyow, uWu gods, stand x3 up fow bastards! + +Entew ^.^ Gwoucestew. + +Gwou. Kent banyish'd >_< thus? ÚwÚ and Fwance uWu in ^.^ chowew OwO pawted? +xDD And x3 the ^w^ King >_> gonye :3 to-nyight? >w< subscwib'd :33 his pow'w? +Confin'd to ;;w;; exhibition? All ÚwÚ this donye +>_> Upon x3 the ^-^ gad? :3 Edmund, >w< how ^.^ nyow? >_> What nyews? +ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw lordship, none. +;;w;; [Puts x3 up x3 the ;;w;; wettew.] +Gwou. Why UwU so eawnyestwy >_> seek xDD you to put x3 up :3 that wettew? +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo news, x3 my OwO wowd. +Gwou. >_> What paper :3 wewe xDD you :33 weading? +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU Nyothing, x3 my OwO wowd. +Gwou. uWu Nyo? >_> What nyeeded xDD then :3 that tewwibwe dispatch of >w< it x3 into x3 youw +^w^ pocket? uWu The ;;w;; quawity of >_< nyothing hath nyot xDD such >_< nyeed to hide +itself. :3 Wet's ^-^ see. ^.^ Come, >_> if >w< it be uWu nyothing, UwU I UwU shaww nyot >_< nyeed spectacles. -Edm. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, pawdon >_> me. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a letter ^-^ fwom my bwothew -UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< aww UwU o'ew-wead; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO so >w< much as I ^.^ have -perus'd, I find ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 fit uWu fow >_> youw o'ewwooking. ->w< Gwou. >w< Give me OwO the letter, sir. -Edm. I uWu shaww offend, ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to :3 detain ^w^ ow ^w^ give it. The contents, as -in part I undewstand ;;w;; them, awe ^-^ to blame. ->w< Gwou. Let's >_> see, wet's >w< see! -Edm. I hope, uWu fow my >_< bwothew's UwU justification, ^.^ he ^w^ wwote :3 this uWu but as -OwO an :33 essay ^w^ ow ÚwÚ taste >_> of my ;;w;; viwtue. - ->w< Gwou. ^.^ (weads) >_< 'This powicy ÚwÚ and uWu wevewence >_> of :3 age makes OwO the x3 wowwd -:33 bittew ^-^ to OwO the :33 best >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 times; >_< keeps ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes ^-^ fwom OwO us -ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw owdnyess cannyot ^.^ wewish ^.^ them. I begin ^-^ to find OwO an :33 idwe -ÚwÚ and OwO fond >w< bondage in OwO the oppression >_> of ;;w;; aged tywanny, ^-^ who :33 sways, -^.^ nyot as ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 powew, uWu but as ^.^ it :3 is :3 suffew'd. Come ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that ->_> of :3 this I ^-^ may speak more. >w< If ^-^ ouw fathew would ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ tiww I ->w< wak'd ^w^ him, you shouwd enjoy half his OwO wevenyue uWu fow x3 evew, ÚwÚ and live -OwO the bewuvd >_> of >_> youw :33 bwothew, -x3 'EDGAW.' - -Hum! :33 Conspiwacy? ^.^ 'Sweep ÚwÚ tiww I >w< wak'd ^w^ him, you shouwd enjoy half -his revenue.' UwU My :3 son :33 Edgaw! Had ^.^ he :3 a hand ^-^ to wwite uWu this? :3 a OwO heawt -ÚwÚ and bwain ^-^ to breed ^.^ it OwO in? When came :3 this ^-^ to you? OwO Who ^w^ bwought it? -Edm. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwought uWu me, my uWu wowd: :33 thewe's OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of it. I -;;w;; found ^.^ it ^-^ thwown in at OwO the casement >_> of my ^w^ cwoset. ->w< Gwou. You xDD knyow OwO the >_< chawactew ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw UwU bwothew's? -Edm. >w< If OwO the matter ;;w;; wewe uWu good, my lord, I durst uWu sweaw ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe his; -uWu but in >_< wespect >_> of UwU that, I would fain ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe not. ->w< Gwou. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ his. -Edm. ^w^ It :3 is his ;;w;; hand, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but I >w< hope his OwO heawt :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the -contents. ->w< Gwou. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he never before ÚwÚ sounded you in :3 this business? -Edm. OwO Nyevew, my :33 wowd. But I ^.^ have heard him ^w^ oft maintain ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be x3 fit -UwU that, >_< sons at pewfect ^-^ age, ÚwÚ and fathews decwinying, OwO the fathew -shouwd >w< be as OwO wawd ^-^ to OwO the UwU son, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son manage his :33 wevenyue. ->w< Gwou. :3 O viwwain, viwwain! His vewy >_< opinyion in OwO the >_< wettew! Abhorred -viwwain! ^-^ Unnyatuwaw, detested, :3 bwutish viwwain! >_< wowse than -brutish! Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, >w< seek >_> him. I'll ^.^ appwehend >_> him. Abominable -viwwain! :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? -Edm. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. >w< If ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< suspend ->_> youw UwU indignyation x3 against my bwothew ÚwÚ tiww you can derive ^-^ fwom him -better OwO testimony >_> of his >_> intent, you shouwd run :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain couwse; -where, ^-^ if you viowentwy :33 pwoceed x3 against ^w^ him, mistaking his ->_< puwpose, ^.^ it would ^-^ make :3 a gweat >_> gap in >_> youw >_> own uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_< shake -in ;;w;; pieces OwO the OwO heawt >_> of his ^.^ obedience. I dare ^.^ pawn ;;w;; down my life -uWu fow him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 wwit :3 this ^-^ to ;;w;; feew my xDD affection ^-^ to >_> youw -xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to nyo uWu othew :33 pwetence >_> of >_> dangew. ->w< Gwou. :33 Think you so? -Edm. >w< If >_> youw uWu honyouw ;;w;; judge ^.^ it :33 meet, I uWu wiww place you xDD whewe you uWu shaww -hear OwO us confer >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO an auwicuwaw assuwance ^.^ have >_> youw -satisfaction, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ without ^-^ any further delay than :3 this vewy -evenying. ->w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< be such :3 a uWu monstew. -Edm. Nyow :3 is ;;w;; nyot, sure. ->w< Gwou. ÚwÚ To his fathew, UwU that OwO so tendewwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entiwewy loves >_> him. -xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and earth! ^.^ Edmund, >w< seek him ^-^ out; ^.^ wind me OwO into ^w^ him, I pray -OwO you; fwame OwO the ^-^ businyess aftew >_> youw >_> own xDD wisdom. I would >_> unstate -^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >w< be in :3 a :3 due resolution. -Edm. I uWu wiww >w< seek ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; pwesentwy; convey OwO the ^-^ businyess as I -uWu shaww find means, ÚwÚ and :3 acquaint you :3 withaw. ->w< Gwou. ^.^ These ^.^ wate >w< ecwipses in OwO the >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^-^ moon >w< powtend nyo good ^-^ to -ÚwÚ us. ^-^ Though OwO the OwO wisdom >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe can reason ^.^ it ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and thus, ÚwÚ yet -^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ finds itsewf ;;w;; scouwg'd uWu by OwO the ^.^ sequent effects. ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ coows, -friendship ^.^ fawws OwO off, bwothews >_> divide. UwU In ^w^ cities, >_> mutinyies; in -countries, discord; in pawaces, :33 tweason; ÚwÚ and OwO the bond cwack'd -:33 'twixt :3 son ÚwÚ and father. :3 This villain >_> of >_< minye comes uWu undew OwO the -xDD pwediction; :33 thewe's :3 son x3 against father: OwO the UwU King ^.^ fawws ^-^ fwom ^w^ bias ->_> of nyatuwe; :33 thewe's fathew x3 against chiwd. We ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :33 best ->_> of ^-^ ouw xDD time. Machinyations, howwownyess, tweachewy, ÚwÚ and >w< aww -ÚwÚ wuinyous >w< disowdews follow OwO us disquietly ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 gwaves. Find >_< out -:3 this viwwain, ÚwÚ Edmund; ^.^ it uWu shaww wose ÚwÚ thee OwO nyothing; ^-^ do ^.^ it -cawefuwwy. And OwO the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and true-hearted xDD Kent banyish'd! his -offence, uWu honyesty! ^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. UwU Exit. -Edm. :3 This :3 is OwO the excellent foppery >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, UwU that, when ^-^ we awe -uWu sick in OwO fowtunye, >_< often OwO the >w< suwfeit >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> own :33 behaviouw, ^-^ we ^-^ make -OwO guiwty >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; disastews OwO the >_> sun, OwO the ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and OwO the staws; as ^-^ if -^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_< viwwains uWu on >_< nyecessity; fools uWu by ^w^ heavenwy ;;w;; compuwsion; -knaves, thieves, ÚwÚ and tweachews uWu by :33 sphewicaw pwe-dominyance; -:33 dwunkawds, ;;w;; wiaws, ÚwÚ and aduwtewews uWu by OwO an ;;w;; enfowc'd :33 obedience >_> of -pwanyetawy ^w^ infwuence; ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^-^ we awe evil ÚwÚ in, uWu by :3 a >_< divinye -;;w;; thwusting x3 on. An ^.^ admiwabwe xDD evasion >_> of whore-master man, ^-^ to uWu way -his UwU goatish ^-^ disposition ^-^ to OwO the chawge >_> of :3 a ^.^ staw! UwU My fathew -^-^ compounded with my mothew uWu undew OwO the Dwagon's x3 Taiw, ÚwÚ and my -^.^ nyativity ÚwÚ was uWu undew ;;w;; Uwsa Major, OwO so UwU that ^.^ it UwU fowwows I x3 am xDD wough ÚwÚ and -lecherous. >w< Fut! I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been UwU that I OwO am, xDD had OwO the -ÚwÚ maidenwiest star in OwO the fiwmament ÚwÚ twinkwed uWu on my >_< bastawdizing. +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU pawdon x3 me. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a >_> wettew from x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew +:3 that UwU I uWu have nyot aww o'ew-wead; ÚwÚ and fow UwU so much >_< as UwU I uWu have +perus'd, UwU I find >w< it nyot ;;w;; fit fow x3 youw ^-^ o'ewwooking. +Gwou. Give ;;w;; me x3 the letter, sir. +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU shaww xDD offend, xDD eithew to ^w^ detain ow UwU give :3 it. uWu The contents, >_< as +uWu in ÚwÚ pawt UwU I understand ÚwÚ them, OwO awe to blame. +Gwou. :3 Wet's see, >_> wet's uWu see! +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I hope, fow x3 my brother's >_> justification, ^.^ he wwote ÚwÚ this >_> but >_< as +>w< an x3 essay ow >_> taste of x3 my ÚwÚ viwtue. + +Gwou. uWu (weads) 'This UwU powicy ÚwÚ and ^w^ wevewence of age x3 makes x3 the wowwd +UwU bittew to x3 the best of UwU ouw x3 times; keeps UwU ouw fowtunyes from >_> us +>w< tiww UwU ouw :3 owdnyess ;;w;; cannyot wewish OwO them. UwU I x3 begin to find >w< an idle +ÚwÚ and fond :3 bondage uWu in x3 the oppwession of ^-^ aged tywanny, who sways, +nyot >_< as >w< it hath x3 powew, >_> but >_< as >w< it >_> is ^.^ suffew'd. :3 Come to uWu me, :3 that +of ÚwÚ this UwU I OwO may speak more. ;;w;; If UwU ouw >w< fathew ^.^ wouwd :33 sweep >w< tiww UwU I +>_< wak'd :3 him, xDD you >_> shouwd ^.^ enjoy half :33 his >_> wevenyue fow ever, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive +x3 the beloved of x3 youw brother, +ÚwÚ 'EDGAW.' + +:3 Hum! ^.^ Conspiwacy? 'Sleep >w< tiww UwU I >_< wak'd :3 him, xDD you >_> shouwd ^.^ enjoy half +:33 his ^w^ wevenyue.' OwO My >_< son Edgar! xDD Had ^.^ he :3 a uWu hand to >w< wwite :3 this? :3 a >_< heawt +ÚwÚ and :3 bwain to breed >w< it in? x3 When ^-^ came ÚwÚ this to you? Who ^.^ bwought :33 it? +ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ It UwU was nyot ^.^ bwought uWu me, x3 my wowd: there's x3 the x3 cunnying of :3 it. UwU I +>_> found >w< it :33 thwown uWu in uWu at x3 the >_< casement of x3 my >_> cwoset. +Gwou. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the character to be x3 youw ^.^ bwothew's? +ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; If x3 the ;;w;; mattew :3 wewe UwU good, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I x3 duwst >_< sweaw >w< it :3 wewe ^w^ his; +>_> but uWu in wespect of :3 that, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain think >w< it :3 wewe not. +Gwou. ^.^ It >_> is ÚwÚ his. +ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ It >_> is :33 his uWu hand, x3 my wowd; >_> but UwU I UwU hope :33 his >_< heawt >_> is nyot uWu in x3 the +:3 contents. +Gwou. >_< Hath ^.^ he >_< nyevew >w< befowe ÚwÚ sounded xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; businyess? +ÚwÚ Edm. Nyevew, x3 my OwO wowd. OwO But UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him ;;w;; oft ÚwÚ maintain >w< it to be ;;w;; fit +:3 that, xDD sons uWu at :3 pewfect age, ÚwÚ and uWu fathews UwU decwinying, x3 the >w< fathew +>_> shouwd be >_< as ward to x3 the x3 son, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< son manage :33 his ^w^ wevenyue. +Gwou. x3 O villain, :33 viwwain! ÚwÚ His xDD vewy opinyion uWu in x3 the letter! uWu Abhowwed +:33 viwwain! uWu Unnyatuwaw, xDD detested, ÚwÚ bwutish :33 viwwain! xDD wowse than +^.^ bwutish! ^w^ Go, sirrah, >_> seek ^.^ him. I'll >_< appwehend ^.^ him. OwO Abominyabwe +:33 viwwain! Whewe >_> is uWu he? +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU do nyot weww knyow, x3 my OwO wowd. ;;w;; If >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease xDD you to xDD suspend +x3 youw >_< indignyation OwO against x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >w< tiww xDD you ^.^ can >w< dewive from ^.^ him +xDD bettew testimony of :33 his intent, xDD you >_> shouwd >w< wun :3 a xDD cewtain UwU couwse; +where, >_> if xDD you >_< viowentwy proceed OwO against :3 him, ;;w;; mistaking :33 his +xDD puwpose, >w< it ^.^ wouwd >_< make :3 a great uWu gap uWu in x3 youw UwU own honour ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake +uWu in uWu pieces x3 the >_< heawt of :33 his ^w^ obedience. UwU I dawe ^.^ pawn down x3 my >w< wife +fow ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he hath ^-^ wwit ÚwÚ this to x3 feew x3 my :3 affection to x3 youw +honyouw, ÚwÚ and to nyo othew >_< pwetence of danger. +Gwou. ^w^ Think xDD you so? +ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; If x3 youw honour OwO judge >w< it ^w^ meet, UwU I xDD wiww :33 pwace xDD you :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww +hear >_> us confew of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< an :33 auwicuwaw assurance uWu have x3 youw +x3 satisfaction, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^-^ without xDD any further deway than ÚwÚ this xDD vewy +evening. +Gwou. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot be xDD such :3 a ^.^ monstew. +ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Nyow >_> is >_> nyot, >_> suwe. +Gwou. ;;w;; To :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, :3 that UwU so ;;w;; tendewwy ÚwÚ and entiwewy loves ^.^ him. +uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ eawth! :3 Edmund, >_> seek ^.^ him out; wind ;;w;; me x3 into :3 him, UwU I pray +uWu you; fwame x3 the business ÚwÚ aftew x3 youw UwU own wisdom. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ unstate +mysewf to be uWu in :3 a >_< due wesowution. +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek :3 him, ^w^ siw, ^-^ pwesentwy; :33 convey x3 the business >_< as UwU I +UwU shaww find >_< means, ÚwÚ and >w< acquaint xDD you uWu withaw. +Gwou. ;;w;; These wate >_< ecwipses uWu in x3 the sun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moon portend nyo ÚwÚ good to +>_> us. ;;w;; Though x3 the ^.^ wisdom of ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ can reason >w< it OwO thus ÚwÚ and thus, yet +ÚwÚ nyatuwe ÚwÚ finds itsewf scourg'd ^.^ by x3 the sequent ^.^ effects. Wuv :33 coows, +ÚwÚ fwiendship ^w^ fawws ^w^ off, bwothews ÚwÚ divide. ^w^ In OwO cities, UwU mutinyies; uWu in +countries, ^w^ discowd; uWu in pawaces, treason; ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 bond >_< cwack'd +'twixt >_< son ÚwÚ and :33 fathew. This viwwain of >_< minye x3 comes :33 undew x3 the +:33 pwediction; there's >_< son OwO against fathew: x3 the ^w^ King ^w^ fawws from :3 bias +of >_< nyatuwe; there's >w< fathew OwO against :33 chiwd. We uWu have :3 seen x3 the best +of UwU ouw uWu time. Machinyations, :33 howwownyess, :33 tweachewy, ÚwÚ and aww +ruinous disowdews ;;w;; fowwow >_> us disquietwy to UwU ouw UwU gwaves. UwU Find x3 out +ÚwÚ this villain, ^.^ Edmund; >w< it UwU shaww wose uWu thee uWu nyothing; UwU do >w< it +uWu cawefuwwy. xDD And x3 the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and true-hearted Kent banish'd! :33 his +^-^ offence, >_< honyesty! 'Tis x3 stwange. ÚwÚ Exit. +ÚwÚ Edm. This >_> is x3 the :3 excewwent foppewy of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, :3 that, when ^.^ we OwO awe +>w< sick uWu in fowtunye, often x3 the suwfeit of UwU ouw UwU own behaviour, ^.^ we >_< make +guiwty of UwU ouw :33 disastews x3 the sun, x3 the ;;w;; moon, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO staws; >_< as >_> if +^.^ we :3 wewe x3 viwwains on UwU nyecessity; foows ^.^ by ^-^ heavenwy compulsion; +knaves, >_< thieves, ÚwÚ and tweachews ^.^ by :33 sphewicaw x3 pwe-dominyance; +dwunkawds, liars, ÚwÚ and ^-^ aduwtewews ^.^ by >w< an enforc'd ^.^ obedience of +:3 pwanyetawy ^w^ infwuence; ÚwÚ and aww :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe eviw x3 in, ^.^ by :3 a divine +^-^ thwusting :3 on. ^-^ An uWu admiwabwe >_> evasion of whore-master ^w^ man, to uWu way +:33 his ÚwÚ goatish uWu disposition to x3 the :3 chawge of :3 a staw! OwO My >w< fathew +OwO compounded with x3 my mothew :33 undew x3 the Dragon's ÚwÚ Taiw, ÚwÚ and x3 my +:3 nyativity UwU was :33 undew Ursa Major, UwU so :3 that >w< it xDD fowwows UwU I ^w^ am OwO wough ÚwÚ and +lecherous. >_< Fut! UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :3 that UwU I am, xDD had x3 the +uWu maidenwiest :33 staw uWu in x3 the UwU fiwmament ^w^ twinkwed on x3 my bastardizing. Edgaw- -x3 Entew Edgar. - -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pat! ^.^ he uWu comes, >_< wike OwO the ^-^ catastwophe >_> of OwO the ^.^ owd ^w^ comedy. UwU My -cue :3 is >_< viwwainyous mewanchowy, with :3 a sigh >_< wike UwU Tom o' :3 Bedwam. -:33 O, ^.^ these >w< ecwipses ^-^ do >w< powtend ^.^ these ^-^ divisions! x3 Fa, xDD sow, wa, ;;w;; mi. -Edg. OwO How nyow, bwothew ^w^ Edmund? What uWu sewious xDD contempwation awe you -OwO in? -Edm. I x3 am ^-^ thinking, :33 bwothew, >_> of :3 a prediction I ;;w;; wead :3 this uWu othew day, -what shouwd follow ^.^ these >_< ecwipses. -Edg. Do you busy yourself with ÚwÚ that? -Edm. I pwomise you, OwO the effects ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites >_> of ÚwÚ succeed >_< unhappiwy: as ->_> of >_< unnyatuwawnyess :3 between OwO the >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 pawent; >_< death, -dearth, dissolutions >_> of ÚwÚ ancient >_< amities; divisions in state, -xDD menyaces ÚwÚ and mawedictions x3 against ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and OwO nyobwes; needless ->_> diffidences, banishment >_> of fwiends, dissipation >_> of cohorts, -^w^ nyuptiaw uWu bweaches, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. -Edg. OwO How wong ^.^ have you >_< been :3 a >_< sectawy >_> astwonyomicaw? -Edm. ^w^ Come, x3 come! When ^-^ saw you my fathew wast? -Edg. The night gonye by. -Edm. ;;w;; Spake you with OwO him? -Edg. >w< Ay, two ^w^ houws >w< togethew. -Edm. >_> Pawted you in good :3 tewms? ;;w;; Found you nyo xDD dispweasuwe in him uWu by ->_> wowd ^w^ ow countenance -Edg. None at all. -Edm. Bethink yourself wherein you ^-^ may ^.^ have uWu offended him; ÚwÚ and at my -^.^ entweaty uWu fowbeaw his :3 pwesence xDD untiw >w< some wittwe UwU time ;;w;; hath -:33 quawified OwO the heat >_> of his displeasure, ;;w;; which at :3 this x3 instant OwO so -OwO wageth in him UwU that with OwO the mischief >_> of >_> youw person ^.^ it would -^-^ scawcewy ^w^ awway. -Edg. uWu Some villain ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. -Edm. ^.^ That's my fear. I pray you ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ continyent fowbeawance ÚwÚ tiww -OwO the ÚwÚ speed >_> of his ;;w;; wage :33 goes slower; :3 and, as I ÚwÚ say, retire with me -^-^ to my ÚwÚ wodging, ^-^ fwom :3 whence I uWu wiww fitly bwing you ^-^ to hear my -lord speak. ;;w;; Pway >_< ye, go! There's my >_< key. >w< If you ^-^ do :33 stiw ÚwÚ abwoad, ->w< go arm'd. -Edg. :3 Awm'd, xDD bwothew? -Edm. xDD Bwothew, I :33 advise you ^-^ to OwO the >_> best. uWu Go arm'd. I x3 am nyo >w< honyest man -^-^ if there >w< be ^-^ any good meaning towawd you. I ^.^ have told you what I -^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and >_< heawd; uWu but :3 faintwy, nyothing >_< wike OwO the ^.^ image ÚwÚ and ->w< howwow >_> of it. ;;w;; Pway you, >w< away! -Edg. :33 Shaww I hear ^-^ fwom you :33 anyon? -Edm. I ^-^ do sewve you in :3 this :33 businyess. -Exit Edgar. -OwO A :33 cweduwous ^-^ fathew! ÚwÚ and :3 a bwothew noble, -uWu Whose ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom UwU doing UwU hawms -:33 That ^.^ he suspects ^.^ nyonye; uWu on uWu whose foowish xDD honyesty -UwU My pwactices ride OwO easy! I UwU see OwO the :33 businyess. ->_> Wet uWu me, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu by birth, ^.^ have x3 wands uWu by >_> wit; -^-^ Aww with x3 me's ^.^ meet UwU that I can ^.^ fashion ^.^ fit. -UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -The UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. - -x3 Entew Goneril ÚwÚ and [hew] ;;w;; Stewawd [Oswald]. - -uWu Gon. OwO Did my fathew strike my ^-^ gentweman uWu fow chiding >_> of his xDD foow? -^-^ Osw. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. -uWu Gon. By :3 day ÚwÚ and night, ^.^ he ^-^ wwongs UwU me! uWu Evewy hour -ÚwÚ He >_> fwashes OwO into ^-^ onye :3 gwoss >_< cwime ^w^ ow uWu othew -:33 That ^w^ sets OwO us >w< aww at ^w^ odds. I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. -His knyights gwow >w< wiotous, ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf xDD upbwaids OwO us -uWu On every UwU twifwe. When ^.^ he wetuwns ^-^ fwom xDD hunting, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak with >_> him. Say I x3 am sick. ->w< If you come swack >_> of fowmew OwO sewvices, -You uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww; OwO the fauwt >_> of ^.^ it I'll >w< answew. -;;w;; [Howns OwO within.] -^-^ Osw. >w< He's ^w^ coming, ^.^ madam; I hear >_> him. -uWu Gon. x3 Put uWu on what x3 weawy ^.^ nyegwigence you please, -You ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 fewwows. :3 I'd ^.^ have ^.^ it come ^-^ to :33 question. ->w< If ^.^ he >_> distaste it, let him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew, -uWu Whose :33 mind ÚwÚ and >_< minye I xDD knyow in UwU that awe one, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU uvwwuw'd. x3 Idwe ^.^ owd man, -:33 That still would manage x3 those >_< authowities -:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< given >w< away! Nyow, uWu by my xDD wife, -Old fools awe >w< babes uWu again, ÚwÚ and >w< must >w< be :33 us'd -x3 With checks as fwattewies, when uWu they awe uWu seen ^-^ abus'd. -Wemembew what I ^.^ have ^w^ said. -^-^ Osw. Very well, ÚwÚ madam. -uWu Gon. And let his knyights ^.^ have colder looks UwU among you. -What grows >_> of it, nyo OwO mattew. >_< Advise >_> youw xDD fewwows ÚwÚ so. -I would breed ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^.^ occasions, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ shaww, -:33 That I ^-^ may speak. I'll wwite straight ^-^ to my ^-^ sistew -ÚwÚ To howd my vewy >_> couwse. Pwepawe uWu fow uWu dinnyew. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -The UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. - -x3 Entew ^.^ Kent, [disguised]. - -x3 Kent. >w< If uWu but as ;;w;; weww I uWu othew uWu accents xDD bowwow, -:33 That can my OwO speech ^.^ defuse, my good ^.^ intent -May carry OwO thwough itsewf ^-^ to UwU that :33 fuww xDD issue ->_< Fow ;;w;; which I raz'd my OwO wikenyess. Nyow, banish'd ^.^ Kent, ->w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst sewve xDD whewe :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ stand ^-^ condemn'd, -^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ it xDD come, >w< thy :3 mastew, xDD whom :3 thou :33 wov'st, -:33 Shaww find ÚwÚ thee :33 fuww >_> of labours. - -:3 Howns within. x3 Entew Lear, x3 [Knyights,] ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -Lear. >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot stay :3 a :3 jot uWu fow xDD dinnyew; >w< go >_< get ^.^ it weady. xDD [Exit -OwO an OwO Attendant.] OwO How ^w^ nyow? What art thou? -x3 Kent. OwO A man, sir. -Lear. What OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ pwofess? What wouldst :3 thou with >_> us? -x3 Kent. I ^-^ do UwU pwofess ^-^ to >w< be nyo less than I seem, ^-^ to sewve him ^.^ twuwy -UwU that uWu wiww >w< put me in twust, ^-^ to love him UwU that :3 is ^w^ honyest, ^-^ to -;;w;; convewse with him UwU that :3 is xDD wise ÚwÚ and :33 says little, ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw -judgment, ^-^ to fight when I cannyot choose, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD eat nyo >_< fish. -Lear. What art thou? -x3 Kent. OwO A vewy honyest-heawted fewwow, ÚwÚ and as UwU poow as OwO the King. -Lear. >w< If :3 thou be'st as UwU poow uWu fow :3 a :33 subject as :33 he's uWu fow :3 a ^-^ king, :3 thou -art UwU poow ^w^ enyough. What wouldst thou? -x3 Kent. :3 Sewvice. -Lear. OwO Who wouldst :3 thou ^.^ sewve? -x3 Kent. x3 You. -Lear. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow uWu me, fewwow? -x3 Kent. No, siw; uWu but you ^.^ have UwU that in >_> youw countenance ;;w;; which I would -fain caww mastew. -Lear. What's ÚwÚ that? -x3 Kent. Authority. -Lear. What services ^w^ canst :3 thou x3 do? -x3 Kent. I can ^-^ keep >w< honyest counsew, ride, ^-^ wun, mar :3 a uWu cuwious xDD tawe in -x3 tewwing ^.^ it ÚwÚ and x3 dewivew :3 a ;;w;; pwain xDD message bluntly. :33 That ;;w;; which -ordinary x3 men awe x3 fit for, I x3 am :33 quawified ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best >_> of me -:3 is OwO diwigence. -Lear. OwO How ^.^ owd art thou? -x3 Kent. :3 Nyot OwO so young, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to love :3 a ^-^ woman uWu fow :33 singing, :3 nyow OwO so ^.^ owd ^-^ to -dote uWu on xDD hew uWu fow ;;w;; anything. I ^.^ have years uWu on my xDD back forty-eight. -Lear. Follow me; :3 thou ^-^ shawt sewve >_> me. >w< If I >_< wike ÚwÚ thee nyo >_< wowse aftew -dinnyew, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee >_> yet. ÚwÚ Dinnyew, ^w^ ho, xDD dinnyew! -Where's my >w< knyave? my xDD foow? uWu Go you ÚwÚ and caww my OwO foow hithew. - -xDD [Exit OwO an >w< attendant.] - -x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -:3 You, you, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ whewe's my ^.^ daughtew? -^-^ Osw. ^w^ So >w< pwease :3 you- UwU Exit. -Lear. What :33 says OwO the :3 fewwow thewe? ^-^ Caww OwO the ^w^ cwotpoww ^-^ back. -xDD [Exit :3 a Knight.] Where's my fool, ho? I ÚwÚ think OwO the world's +Entew :3 Edgaw. + +ÚwÚ and ^-^ pat! ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, ^.^ wike x3 the catastrophe of x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 comedy. OwO My +:33 cue >_> is ÚwÚ viwwainyous UwU mewanchowy, with :3 a x3 sigh ^.^ wike Tom ^.^ o' uWu Bedwam. +>_< O, these >_< ecwipses UwU do portend these ^-^ divisions! ^.^ Fa, ^-^ sow, la, ^-^ mi. +ÚwÚ Edg. How now, ÚwÚ bwothew >_> Edmund? >_> What sewious >_< contempwation OwO awe xDD you +in? +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I ^w^ am uWu thinking, brother, of :3 a >w< pwediction UwU I ^w^ wead ÚwÚ this othew ^-^ day, +>_> what >_> shouwd ;;w;; fowwow these ÚwÚ ecwipses. +ÚwÚ Edg. Do xDD you >w< busy >_> youwsewf with ^-^ that? +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I promise UwU you, x3 the UwU effects ^.^ he >_< wwites of >_< succeed ^.^ unhappiwy: >_< as +of unnyatuwawnyess ^-^ between x3 the chiwd ÚwÚ and x3 the parent; UwU death, +deawth, >_> dissowutions of UwU ancient uWu amities; xDD divisions uWu in state, +menaces ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawedictions OwO against x3 king ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwes; >_> nyeedwess +^.^ diffidences, UwU banyishment of OwO fwiends, :3 dissipation of cohorts, +>w< nyuptiaw ^w^ bweaches, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what. +ÚwÚ Edg. How ^-^ wong uWu have xDD you :33 been :3 a sectawy astronomical? +ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ Come, >w< come! x3 When saw xDD you x3 my >w< fathew last? +ÚwÚ Edg. uWu The >w< nyight >_> gonye by. +ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ Spake xDD you with him? +ÚwÚ Edg. Ay, >w< two >_> houws together. +ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Pawted xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ good terms? x3 Found xDD you nyo >_< dispweasuwe uWu in ^.^ him ^.^ by +;;w;; wowd ow >_< countenyance +ÚwÚ Edg. ^-^ Nyonye uWu at all. +ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ Bethink >_> youwsewf wherein xDD you OwO may uWu have uWu offended him; ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 my +entreaty ÚwÚ fowbeaw :33 his x3 pwesence ÚwÚ untiw x3 some xDD wittwe time hath +qualified x3 the ^.^ heat of :33 his displeasure, which uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 instant UwU so +rageth uWu in ^.^ him :3 that with x3 the ^-^ mischief of x3 youw ÚwÚ pewson >w< it ^.^ wouwd +uWu scawcewy uWu awway. +ÚwÚ Edg. ;;w;; Some viwwain hath donye ;;w;; me wrong. +ÚwÚ Edm. >w< That's x3 my ;;w;; feaw. UwU I pray xDD you uWu have :3 a continyent ÚwÚ fowbeawance >w< tiww +x3 the ^w^ speed of :33 his xDD wage xDD goes OwO swowew; x3 and, >_< as UwU I say, uWu wetiwe with ;;w;; me +to x3 my :33 wodging, from >_> whence UwU I xDD wiww OwO fitwy ;;w;; bwing xDD you to hear x3 my +;;w;; wowd >_< speak. >_> Pway :3 ye, :3 go! >_> Thewe's x3 my x3 key. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU do stir >_> abwoad, +OwO go :33 awm'd. +ÚwÚ Edg. >_> Awm'd, bwothew? +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU Bwothew, UwU I ;;w;; advise xDD you to x3 the >_> best. Go :33 awm'd. UwU I ^w^ am nyo xDD honyest x3 man +>_> if there be xDD any ÚwÚ good meaning toward OwO you. UwU I uWu have told xDD you >_> what UwU I +uWu have :3 seen ÚwÚ and >_< heawd; >_> but ÚwÚ faintwy, >_< nyothing ^.^ wike x3 the x3 image ÚwÚ and +OwO howwow of :3 it. >_> Pway UwU you, away! +ÚwÚ Edg. Shall UwU I hear from xDD you ^w^ anyon? +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU do serve xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this business. +uWu Exit :3 Edgaw. +^-^ A credulous ;;w;; fathew! ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew noble, +>_< Whose ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is UwU so uWu faw from xDD doing :33 hawms +:33 That ^.^ he x3 suspects x3 nyonye; on x3 whose >_< foowish honesty +OwO My pwactices uWu wide :3 easy! UwU I >_> see x3 the business. +Let uWu me, >_> if nyot ^.^ by birth, uWu have ^-^ wands ^.^ by >_> wit; +All with me's :3 meet :3 that UwU I ^.^ can fashion ^w^ fit. +ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +uWu The >w< Duke of Awbany's OwO Pawace. + +Entew uWu Gonyewiw ÚwÚ and >w< [hew] >_< Stewawd [Oswawd]. + +Gon. Did x3 my >w< fathew strike x3 my ÚwÚ gentweman fow chiding of :33 his ^.^ foow? +>_< Osw. Ay, UwU madam. +Gon. ^-^ By day ÚwÚ and night, ^.^ he >_< wwongs me! Evewy >_> houw +>w< He flashes x3 into one gwoss crime ow othew +:33 That :33 sets >_> us aww uWu at odds. I'll nyot OwO enduwe :3 it. +ÚwÚ His :3 knyights gwow ^w^ wiotous, ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf x3 upbwaids >_> us +On every x3 twifwe. x3 When ^.^ he wetuwns from :3 hunting, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot speak with ^.^ him. x3 Say UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; sick. +;;w;; If xDD you come ^w^ swack of xDD fowmew ;;w;; sewvices, +>_> You UwU shaww UwU do well; x3 the ;;w;; fauwt of >w< it I'll answer. +[Howns :33 within.] +>_< Osw. He's uWu coming, x3 madam; UwU I hear ^.^ him. +Gon. >_> Put on >_> what ÚwÚ weawy negligence xDD you please, +>_> You ÚwÚ and x3 youw fellows. ;;w;; I'd uWu have >w< it come to x3 question. +;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ distaste :33 it, wet ^.^ him to UwU ouw ^-^ sistew, +>_< Whose ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and >_< minye UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu in :3 that OwO awe one, +ÚwÚ Nyot to be ^-^ uvwwuw'd. Idle ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, +:33 That still ^.^ wouwd manage UwU those authorities +:33 That ^.^ he hath UwU given away! >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, +^-^ Owd foows OwO awe babes OwO again, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must be ;;w;; us'd +With ÚwÚ checks >_< as flatteries, when ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 seen x3 abus'd. +ÚwÚ Wemembew >_> what UwU I uWu have UwU said. +>_< Osw. Very weww, UwU madam. +Gon. xDD And wet :33 his :3 knyights uWu have ^-^ cowdew :33 wooks ^-^ among OwO you. +>_> What gwows of :33 it, nyo :3 mattew. Advise x3 youw ^w^ fewwows :3 so. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd breed from >w< hence UwU occasions, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww, +:33 That UwU I OwO may >_< speak. I'll >w< wwite ^w^ stwaight to x3 my :3 sistew +;;w;; To howd x3 my xDD vewy course. Pwepawe fow uWu dinnyew. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +uWu The >w< Duke of Awbany's OwO Pawace. + +Entew UwU Kent, uWu [disguised]. + +Kent. ;;w;; If >_> but >_< as weww UwU I othew ;;w;; accents UwU bowwow, +:33 That ^.^ can x3 my ÚwÚ speech :33 defuse, x3 my ÚwÚ good :3 intent +^-^ May carry ^w^ thwough itsewf to :3 that full x3 issue +For which UwU I raz'd x3 my :3 wikenyess. >_> Nyow, banyish'd UwU Kent, +;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst serve :3 whewe xDD thou dost stand OwO condemn'd, +^w^ So OwO may >w< it come, >w< thy ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ whom xDD thou ^-^ wov'st, +Shall find uWu thee full of wabouws. + +Horns x3 within. Entew Lear, ^w^ [Knyights,] ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +>w< Weaw. Let ;;w;; me nyot xDD stay :3 a jot fow uWu dinnyew; OwO go get >w< it weady. ;;w;; [Exit +>w< an :33 Attendant.] How ^.^ nyow? >_> What awt thou? +Kent. ^-^ A ^w^ man, sir. +>w< Weaw. >_> What dost xDD thou :33 pwofess? >_> What wouldst xDD thou with us? +Kent. UwU I UwU do pwofess to be nyo less than UwU I ;;w;; seem, to serve ^.^ him :33 twuwy +:3 that xDD wiww put ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ twust, to wuv ^.^ him :3 that >_> is OwO honyest, to +convewse with ^.^ him :3 that >_> is uWu wise ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says UwU wittwe, to feaw +^.^ judgment, to >w< fight when UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU choose, ÚwÚ and to eat nyo OwO fish. +>w< Weaw. >_> What awt thou? +Kent. ^-^ A xDD vewy ^-^ honyest-heawted fewwow, ÚwÚ and >_< as poor >_< as x3 the ;;w;; King. +>w< Weaw. ;;w;; If xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st >_< as poor fow :3 a x3 subject >_< as uWu he's fow :3 a OwO king, xDD thou +awt poor enyough. >_> What wouldst thou? +Kent. x3 Sewvice. +>w< Weaw. Who wouldst xDD thou >_< sewve? +Kent. >_> You. +>w< Weaw. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow uWu me, fewwow? +Kent. :3 Nyo, siw; >_> but xDD you uWu have :3 that uWu in x3 youw >_< countenyance which UwU I ^.^ wouwd +>_> fain caww master. +>w< Weaw. x3 What's ^-^ that? +Kent. Authowity. +>w< Weaw. >_> What >_< sewvices ;;w;; canst xDD thou ^-^ do? +Kent. UwU I ^.^ can >_< keep xDD honyest counsew, ride, uWu wun, >_> maw :3 a curious xDD tawe uWu in +:3 tewwing >w< it ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dewivew :3 a uWu pwain ^-^ message bluntly. :33 That which +ordinary ;;w;; men OwO awe ;;w;; fit for, UwU I ^w^ am qualified x3 in, ÚwÚ and x3 the best of ;;w;; me +>_> is ÚwÚ diwigence. +>w< Weaw. How ;;w;; owd awt thou? +Kent. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so >_> young, ^w^ siw, to wuv :3 a OwO woman fow ;;w;; singing, nor UwU so ;;w;; owd to +>_> dote on her fow x3 anything. UwU I uWu have years on x3 my back ^-^ fowty-eight. +>w< Weaw. Follow OwO me; xDD thou shalt serve x3 me. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wike uWu thee nyo xDD wowse ÚwÚ aftew +xDD dinnyew, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ pawt from uWu thee >_> yet. Dinnyew, :3 ho, :3 dinnyew! +:3 Whewe's x3 my >_< knyave? x3 my ^.^ foow? Go xDD you ÚwÚ and caww x3 my >w< foow hithew. + +;;w;; [Exit >w< an :3 attendant.] + +Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +>_< You, UwU you, sirrah, where's x3 my daughter? +>_< Osw. ^w^ So uWu pwease :3 you- ÚwÚ Exit. +>w< Weaw. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 the fewwow OwO thewe? ;;w;; Caww x3 the clotpoll back. +;;w;; [Exit :3 a uWu Knyight.] :3 Whewe's x3 my x3 foow, ho? UwU I think x3 the OwO wowwd's asleep. -ÚwÚ [Entew :33 Knyight] - -OwO How ^w^ nyow? Where's UwU that UwU mongwew? -^w^ Knyight. ÚwÚ He uWu says, my lord, >_> youw daughter :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. -Lear. UwU Why came ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ swave xDD back ^-^ to me when I xDD caww'd OwO him? -^w^ Knyight. >_> Siw, ^.^ he answewed me in OwO the woundest mannyew, ^.^ he would not. -Lear. ÚwÚ He would not? -^w^ Knyight. UwU My lord, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what OwO the matter >_> is; uWu but ^-^ to my ÚwÚ judgment ->_> youw Highness :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< entewtain'd with UwU that ceremonious xDD affection -as you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wont. There's :3 a gweat ^w^ abatement >_> of >_> kindnyess >_> appeaws -as ;;w;; weww in OwO the ^w^ genyewaw x3 dependants as in OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ awso -ÚwÚ and >_> youw daughter. -Lear. Ha! xDD say'st :3 thou so? -^w^ Knyight. I uWu beseech you pawdon uWu me, my lord, ^-^ if I >w< be mistaken; uWu fow -my >_> duty cannyot >w< be ;;w;; siwent when I ÚwÚ think >_> youw Highness >w< wwong'd. -Lear. Thou uWu but ;;w;; wememb'west me >_> of >_< minye >_> own >w< conception. I ^.^ have -xDD pewceived :3 a UwU most ^.^ faint ^.^ nyegwect >_> of :3 wate, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have wathew -bwamed as >_< minye >_> own x3 jeawous x3 cuwiosity than as :3 a vewy :33 pwetence -ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose >_> of ;;w;; unkindnyess. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook further ^.^ into't. But -^w^ whewe's my xDD foow? I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen him :3 this two ^.^ days. -^w^ Knyight. x3 Since my x3 young lady's ^-^ going OwO into UwU Fwance, ;;w;; siw, OwO the OwO foow -;;w;; hath >w< much ^w^ pinyed >_> away. -Lear. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that; I ^.^ have nyoted ^.^ it :33 weww. uWu Go you ÚwÚ and tell my -daughter I would speak with :3 hew. xDD [Exit Knight.] uWu Go you, caww -UwU hithew my >_> foow. -xDD [Exit OwO an OwO Attendant.] - -x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -:33 O, you, ;;w;; siw, xDD you! Come you hithew, sir. OwO Who x3 am OwO I, sir? -^-^ Osw. UwU My lady's father. -Lear. >w< 'My lady's ^.^ fathew'? UwU My ;;w;; wowd's knave! You whoreson xDD dog! you -slave! you cur! -^-^ Osw. I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of :33 these, my ^w^ wowd; I uWu beseech >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. -Lear. Do you :33 bandy looks with uWu me, you ^.^ wascaw? ->w< [Stwikes ÚwÚ him.] -^-^ Osw. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO stwucken, my :33 wowd. -x3 Kent. Nyow twipp'd neither, you base football >_< pwayew? -^w^ [Twips OwO up his heels. -Lear. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, fewwow. Thou >_< sewv'st uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll love thee. -x3 Kent. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, awise, >w< away! I'll teach you differences. Away, ->w< away! >w< If you uWu wiww measuwe >_> youw lubber's wength uWu again, ^-^ tawwy; uWu but ->w< away! uWu Go to! >_< Have you uWu wisdom? >_> So. -uWu [Pushes him out.] -Lear. Nyow, my fwiendwy >_< knyave, I :3 thank thee. There's eawnyest >_> of >w< thy -uWu sewvice. ^.^ [Gives >_> monyey.] - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Foow. - -;;w;; Foow. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ hiwe him ^w^ too. Here's my ^-^ coxcomb. -^-^ [Offews xDD Kent his ^.^ cap.] -Lear. OwO How nyow, my pwetty >w< knyave? OwO How OwO dost thou? -;;w;; Foow. Sirrah, you ;;w;; wewe :33 best UwU take my ^-^ coxcomb. -x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Why, xDD foow? -;;w;; Foow. Why? >_< Fow ^-^ taking >_> onye's part that's >_< out >_> of OwO favouw. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an :3 thou -^w^ canst ^.^ nyot >_> smiwe as OwO the ^.^ wind :3 sits, x3 thou'wt catch x3 cowd >w< showtwy. -Thewe, UwU take my x3 coxcomb! ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 fewwow ;;w;; hath banish'd two on's -daughtews, ÚwÚ and >_> did OwO the third :3 a xDD bwessing x3 against his uWu wiww. >w< If -:3 thou follow ^w^ him, :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyeeds wear my coxcomb.- OwO How nyow, -OwO nyuncwe? Wouwd I xDD had two uWu coxcombs ÚwÚ and two daughters! -Lear. ÚwÚ Why, my x3 boy? -;;w;; Foow. >w< If I >_> gave them >w< aww my living, uWu I'wd ^-^ keep my uWu coxcombs ^-^ mysewf. -There's >_< minye! UwU beg another >_> of >w< thy :33 daughtews. -Lear. ;;w;; Take :3 heed, siwwah- OwO the :3 whip. -;;w;; Foow. Truth's :3 a ^.^ dog >w< must ^-^ to kennel; ^.^ he >w< must >w< be :3 whipp'd out, when -OwO Wady OwO the brach ^-^ may ^.^ stand uWu by th' x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and stink. -Lear. OwO A :3 pestiwent ^-^ gaww ^-^ to UwU me! -;;w;; Foow. Sirrah, I'll teach ÚwÚ thee :3 a xDD speech. -Lear. Do. -;;w;; Foow. >_< Mawk it, ;;w;; nyuncwe. ->_< Have ^-^ mowe than :3 thou showest, -^w^ Speak less than :3 thou :33 knyowest, -;;w;; Wend less than :3 thou owest, -Ride ^-^ mowe than :3 thou >w< goest, -xDD Weawn ^-^ mowe than :3 thou trowest, -ÚwÚ Set less than :3 thou xDD thwowest; -Weave >w< thy dwink ÚwÚ and >w< thy whore, -And ^-^ keep ÚwÚ in-a-doow, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ->w< Than two tens ^-^ to :3 a score. -x3 Kent. :3 This :3 is nothing, >_> foow. -;;w;; Foow. ;;w;; Then 'tis >_< wike OwO the >_> bweath >_> of OwO an unfeed wawyew- you >_> gave me -nyothing for't. ^w^ Can you ^-^ make nyo ;;w;; use >_> of nothing, OwO nyuncwe? -Lear. ÚwÚ Why, no, ÚwÚ boy. Nyothing can >w< be :3 made >_< out >_> of nothing. -;;w;; Foow. [to Kent] ÚwÚ Pwithee tell ^w^ him, OwO so >w< much OwO the rent >_> of his ^.^ wand -comes x3 to. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot believe :3 a >_> foow. -Lear. OwO A :33 bittew foow! -;;w;; Foow. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow OwO the difference, my OwO boy, :3 between :3 a :33 bittew -OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ sweet xDD foow? -Lear. No, wad; teach >_> me. -;;w;; Foow. :33 That lord UwU that ÚwÚ counseww'd ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give away >w< thy wand, -Come place him here uWu by :3 me- -Do :3 thou uWu fow him :3 stand. -The ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and :33 bittew OwO foow -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy appeaw; -The ^-^ onye in motwey ;;w;; hewe, -The uWu othew ;;w;; found >_< out ^.^ thewe. -Lear. Dost :3 thou caww me fool, x3 boy? -;;w;; Foow. ^-^ Aww >w< thy uWu othew titwes :3 thou x3 hast >w< given away; UwU that :3 thou >_< wast -:3 bown OwO with. -x3 Kent. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew fool, my :33 wowd. -;;w;; Foow. No, ^w^ faith; uWu wowds ÚwÚ and gweat x3 men uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let >_> me. >w< If I xDD had :3 a -UwU monyopowy out, uWu they would ^.^ have part on't. And ;;w;; wadies UwU too, uWu they -uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the OwO foow ^-^ to mysewf; they'll >w< be -:33 snyatching. >w< Give me OwO an egg, :3 nyuncwe, ÚwÚ and I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee two -crowns. -Lear. What two >w< cwowns uWu shaww uWu they x3 be? -;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ Why, aftew I ^.^ have ÚwÚ cut OwO the egg >w< i' th' middwe ÚwÚ and xDD eat OwO up OwO the -^.^ meat, OwO the two >w< cwowns >_> of OwO the >w< egg. When :3 thou ^-^ cwuvst >w< thy :3 cwown >w< i' -th' middwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gav'st away uWu both :33 pawts, :3 thou >_> bow'st UwU thinye ;;w;; ass uWu on ->w< thy xDD back o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ diwt. Thou xDD hadst wittwe ÚwÚ wit in >w< thy uWu bawd :3 cwown -when :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st >w< thy gowden ^-^ onye >_> away. >w< If I speak >_< wike ^-^ mysewf in -this, let him >w< be :3 whipp'd UwU that ^.^ fiwst ^.^ finds ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. - -[Sings] ÚwÚ Foows xDD had :33 nye'ew less OwO gwace in :3 a yeaw, ->_< Fow xDD wise x3 men awe UwU gwown foppish; -^.^ They xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how theiw xDD wits ^-^ to weaw, -Their ^-^ mannyews awe OwO so ÚwÚ apish. - -Lear. When ;;w;; wewe you UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be OwO so :33 fuww >_> of songs, sirrah? -;;w;; Foow. I ^.^ have :33 us'd it, :3 nyuncwe, >w< evew >_< since :3 thou :3 mad'st >w< thy daughters ->w< thy mother; uWu fow when :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st them OwO the >w< wod, ÚwÚ and put'st ;;w;; down -UwU thinye >_> own breeches, - -[Sings] ;;w;; Then uWu they uWu fow ^w^ sudden ^.^ joy >_> did ;;w;; weep, -And I uWu fow UwU sowwow sung, -:33 That such :3 a ;;w;; king shouwd xDD pway bo-peep -And >w< go OwO the fools among. - -Prithee, :3 nyuncwe, ^-^ keep :3 a schoowmastew UwU that can teach >w< thy OwO foow ^-^ to -^-^ wie. I would fain learn ^-^ to ^-^ wie. -Lear. An you >_< wie, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have you ;;w;; whipp'd. -;;w;; Foow. I x3 mawvew what uWu kin :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy daughters >_> awe. >w< They'ww ^.^ have me -:3 whipp'd uWu fow ;;w;; speaking true; x3 thou'wt ^.^ have me :3 whipp'd uWu fow OwO wying; -ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes I x3 am :3 whipp'd uWu fow howding my ^-^ peace. I xDD had wathew >w< be -^-^ any >w< kind o' xDD thing than :3 a foow! And ÚwÚ yet I would ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ thee, -;;w;; nyuncwe. Thou x3 hast pared >w< thy ÚwÚ wit o' uWu both ^-^ sides ÚwÚ and weft nyothing ->w< i' th' >_< middwe. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ onye o' OwO the parings. - -x3 Entew ^-^ Gonyewiw. - -Lear. OwO How nyow, ^.^ daughtew? What makes UwU that fwontwet :3 on? x3 Methinks you -awe xDD too >w< much o' ^.^ wate >w< i' th' frown. -;;w;; Foow. Thou >_< wast :3 a pwetty :3 fewwow when :3 thou xDD hadst nyo :3 nyeed ^-^ to cawe uWu fow -xDD hew xDD fwownying. Nyow :3 thou art OwO an :3 O ^-^ without :3 a >_< figuwe. I x3 am better -than :3 thou art nyow: I x3 am :3 a fool, :3 thou art nothing. -uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] x3 Yes, :33 fowsooth, I uWu wiww howd my OwO tongue. ^w^ So >_> youw ;;w;; face ->_< bids uWu me, >w< though you uWu say nothing. >_< Mum, mum! - -ÚwÚ He UwU that >_< keeps :3 nyow crust :3 nyow :33 cwum, -Weary >_> of aww, uWu shaww UwU want xDD some.- - -ÚwÚ [Points at :33 Weaw] ^.^ That's :3 a sheal'd uWu peascod. -uWu Gon. :3 Nyot only, ;;w;; siw, :3 this >_> youw all-licens'd fool, -But uWu othew >_> of >_> youw UwU insowent >_< wetinyue -Do houwwy xDD cawp ÚwÚ and ^-^ quawwew, breaking :3 fowth -UwU In :3 wank ÚwÚ and >_< nyot-to-be-enduwed wiots. >_> Siw, -I xDD had thought, uWu by :33 making :3 this ;;w;; weww OwO knyown x3 unto you, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 a xDD safe redress, uWu but :3 nyow gwow feawfuw, -By what OwO youwsewf, UwU too, ^.^ wate ^.^ have xDD spoke ÚwÚ and >_< donye, -:33 That you :3 pwotect :3 this ^.^ couwse, ÚwÚ and >w< put ^.^ it uWu on -By >_> youw allowance; ;;w;; which ^-^ if you x3 shouwd, OwO the fauwt -Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape censure, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ wedwesses >w< sweep, ->w< Which, in OwO the >w< tendew >_> of :3 a >_> whowesome weaw, -OwO Might in theiw >_< wowking ^-^ do you UwU that OwO offence -^w^ Which ewse ;;w;; wewe shame, UwU that then necessity -Must caww >w< discweet ;;w;; pwoceeding. -;;w;; Foow. >_< Fow you >w< knyow, :3 nyuncwe, - -The ^w^ hedge-spawwow ^-^ fed OwO the ^-^ cuckoo OwO so wong -:33 That ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ it head >w< bit x3 off uWu by ^.^ it young. - -^w^ So >_< out went OwO the uWu candwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe weft darkling. -Lear. uWu Awe you ^-^ ouw ^.^ daughtew? -uWu Gon. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, -I would you would ^-^ make ;;w;; use >_> of UwU that good OwO wisdom -^.^ Wheweof I xDD knyow you awe fwaught, ÚwÚ and >w< put away -^.^ These dispositions UwU that >_> of ^.^ wate ^-^ twansfowm you -From what you >w< wightwy >_> awe. -;;w;; Foow. May ^.^ nyot OwO an ;;w;; ass xDD knyow when OwO the OwO cawt dwaws OwO the horse? -x3 Whoop, Jug, I love thee! -Lear. ^-^ Doth ^-^ any here xDD knyow x3 me? :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot Lear. -^-^ Doth OwO Weaw ÚwÚ wawk ^.^ thus? speak ^.^ thus? :3 Whewe awe his :3 eyes? -x3 Eithew his nyotion weakens, his :3 discewnyings -uWu Awe lethargied- Ha! UwU waking? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot so! -OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that can tell me ^-^ who I :33 am? -;;w;; Foow. OwO Weaw's shadow. -Lear. I would learn UwU that; for, uWu by OwO the ^.^ mawks >_> of OwO suvweignty, -^w^ Knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and reason, I shouwd >w< be false pewsuaded -I xDD had :33 daughtews. -;;w;; Foow. ^w^ Which uWu they uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO an uWu obedient father. -Lear. Your uWu nyame, fair gentlewoman? -uWu Gon. :3 This admiration, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >w< much o' th' ÚwÚ savouw -x3 Of uWu othew >_> youw OwO nyew ^w^ pwanks. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you -ÚwÚ To undewstand my >w< puwposes ÚwÚ awight. -UwU As you awe ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> wevewend, you shouwd >w< be >_< wise. -;;w;; Hewe ^-^ do you ^-^ keep :3 a ^-^ hundwed knyights ÚwÚ and xDD squiwes; -Men OwO so ^.^ disowdew'd, OwO so UwU debosh'd, ÚwÚ and bowd -:33 That :3 this ^-^ ouw couwt, ^.^ infected with theiw xDD mannyews, ->w< Shows >_< wike :3 a riotous OwO inn. Epicuwism ÚwÚ and wust -UwU Make ^.^ it ^-^ mowe >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ tavewn ^w^ ow :3 a bwothew ->w< Than :3 a gwac'd palace. The ÚwÚ shame itsewf doth speak ->_< Fow x3 instant wemedy. Be then >w< desiw'd -By xDD hew UwU that ewse uWu wiww UwU take OwO the xDD thing ^.^ she OwO begs -OwO A wittwe ^-^ to ^.^ disquantity >_> youw OwO twain, -And OwO the remainder UwU that uWu shaww still depend -ÚwÚ To >w< be such x3 men as ^-^ may besort >_> youw ^-^ age, -^w^ Which xDD knyow themsewves, ÚwÚ and you. -Lear. Dawknyess ÚwÚ and x3 deviws! -Saddle my howses! ^-^ Caww my x3 twain uWu togethew! -ÚwÚ Degenyewate UwU bastawd, I'll ^.^ nyot twoubwe thee; ->_> Yet ^.^ have I weft :3 a daughter. -uWu Gon. You strike my ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD disowdew'd rabble -UwU Make ^-^ sewvants >_> of theiw ÚwÚ bettews. - -x3 Entew OwO Awbany. - -Lear. ^w^ Woe UwU that xDD too ^.^ wate wepents!- :33 O, ;;w;; siw, awe you ^.^ come? -^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw x3 wiww? xDD Speak, sir!- Pwepawe my >_< howses. -xDD Ingwatitude, :3 thou ;;w;; mawbwe-heawted ÚwÚ fiend, -Mowe hideous when :3 thou ^.^ show'st ÚwÚ thee in :3 a >w< chiwd ->w< Than OwO the >w< sea-monstew! -x3 Awb. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. -Lear. [to :33 Gonyewiw] Detested kite, :3 thou wiest! -UwU My x3 twain awe x3 men >_> of UwU choice ÚwÚ and wawest :33 pawts, -:33 That >w< aww OwO pawticuwaws >_> of >_> duty xDD knyow -And in OwO the UwU most ^w^ exact ^-^ wegawd :3 suppowt -The :3 wowships >_> of theiw name.- :3 O UwU most small UwU fauwt, -OwO How >w< ugwy didst :3 thou in Cordelia show! ->w< Which, >_< wike OwO an ^-^ enginye, wwench'd my fwame >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -From OwO the xDD fix'd >w< pwace; >_< dwew ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt >w< aww love -And ÚwÚ added ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; gaww. :3 O Lear, Lear, :33 Weaw! -^.^ Beat at :3 this xDD gate UwU that let >w< thy ^.^ fowwy in >w< [Stwikes his ^-^ head.] -And >w< thy dear ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; out! Go, ÚwÚ go, my :33 peopwe. -x3 Awb. UwU My lord, I x3 am >_> guiwtwess, as I x3 am ^w^ ignyowant -x3 Of what ;;w;; hath ;;w;; mov'd you. -Lear. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be so, my :33 wowd. -OwO Heaw, uWu Nyatuwe, ^-^ heaw! dear goddess, ^-^ heaw! -Suspend >w< thy >_< puwpose, ^-^ if :3 thou didst intend -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this ;;w;; cweatuwe >w< fwuitfuw. -x3 Into xDD hew >_> womb convey stewiwity; -;;w;; Dwy OwO up in xDD hew OwO the ^.^ owgans >_> of increase; -And ^-^ fwom xDD hew :33 dewogate ÚwÚ body never spwing -OwO A ;;w;; babe ^-^ to uWu honyouw her! >w< If ^.^ she >w< must teem, -;;w;; Cweate xDD hew >w< chiwd >_> of spleen, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may live -And >w< be :3 a thwart :33 disnyatuw'd >_> towment ^-^ to :3 hew. ->_> Wet ^.^ it stamp wrinkles in xDD hew uWu bwow >_> of youth, -x3 With cadent ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ fwet channyews in xDD hew :33 cheeks, -OwO Tuwn >w< aww xDD hew >_> mothew's x3 pains ÚwÚ and benefits -ÚwÚ To laughter ÚwÚ and ^w^ contempt, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ may ;;w;; feew -OwO How ;;w;; shawpew than :3 a serpent's tooth ^.^ it :3 is -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a x3 thankwess chiwd! Away, >w< away! UwU Exit. -x3 Awb. Nyow, UwU gods UwU that ^-^ we >_> adowe, ^w^ wheweof comes uWu this? -uWu Gon. uWu Nyevew affwict yourself ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the cause; -But let his ^-^ disposition ^.^ have UwU that >_> scope -:33 That ;;w;; dotage gives it. - -x3 Entew Lear. - -Lear. >_> What, ^w^ fifty >_> of my followers at :3 a :3 cwap? -xDD Within :3 a xDD fowtnyight? -x3 Awb. What's OwO the matter, sir? -Lear. I'll tell thee. uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] :33 Wife ÚwÚ and >_< death! I x3 am asham'd -:33 That :3 thou x3 hast power ^-^ to >_< shake my :3 manhood ;;w;; thus; -:33 That ^.^ these ^.^ hot >_< teaws, ;;w;; which >_< bweak ^-^ fwom me :33 pewfowce, -;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee wowth ^.^ them. Blasts ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fogs x3 upon thee! -^-^ Th' ÚwÚ untented xDD woundings >_> of :3 a >_< fathew's ^w^ cuwse -Pierce every :33 sense about thee!- Old OwO fond >_> eyes, -;;w;; Beweep :3 this cause uWu again, I'll xDD pwuck ye out, -And UwU cast you, with OwO the UwU watews UwU that you :3 wose, -ÚwÚ To uWu tempew >_> cway. xDD Yea, :3 is ^.^ it come ^-^ to uWu this? ->_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. >_> Yet ^.^ have I weft :3 a >_> daughtew, -OwO Who I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 is >w< kind ÚwÚ and :33 comfowtabwe. -When ^.^ she uWu shaww hear :3 this >_> of ^.^ thee, with xDD hew ^.^ nyaiws ->w< She'ww fway >w< thy xDD wowvish OwO visage. Thou ^-^ shawt find -:33 That I'll ;;w;; wesume OwO the ^-^ shape ;;w;; which :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ think -I ^.^ have UwU cast x3 off uWu fow ^w^ evew; :3 thou shalt, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ [Weaw, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and Attendants]. -uWu Gon. Do you mark UwU that, my UwU wowd? -x3 Awb. I cannyot >w< be OwO so partial, >_< Gonyewiw, -ÚwÚ To OwO the gweat love I bear you x3 - -uWu Gon. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ content.- >_> What, Oswald, UwU ho! -uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] :3 You, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ mowe ^.^ knyave than fool, aftew >_> youw >w< mastew! -;;w;; Foow. Nuncle Lear, >_< nyuncwe Lear, xDD tawwy! ;;w;; Take OwO the OwO foow with thee. - -OwO A :3 fox when ^-^ onye >_> has >_> caught UwU hew, -And such :3 a >_> daughtew, -;;w;; Shouwd ^w^ suwe ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ swaughtew, ->w< If my ÚwÚ cap would ^-^ buy :3 a >_> hawtew. -^w^ So OwO the OwO foow UwU fowwows >w< aftew. UwU Exit. -uWu Gon. :3 This man ;;w;; hath xDD had good >_< counsew! OwO A ^-^ hundwed OwO knyights? -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ powitic ÚwÚ and xDD safe ^-^ to let him ^-^ keep -^.^ At point :3 a ^-^ hundwed xDD knyights; yes, UwU that uWu on every dweam, ->_> Each >_< buzz, OwO each >w< fancy, OwO each complaint, uWu diswike, -ÚwÚ He ^-^ may enguard his ;;w;; dotage with theiw pow'rs -And howd ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives in >_> mewcy.- Oswald, I :33 say! -x3 Awb. Weww, you ^-^ may ;;w;; feaw xDD too ;;w;; faw. -uWu Gon. Safew than xDD twust xDD too ;;w;; faw. ->_> Wet me still UwU take away OwO the UwU hawms I feaw, -:3 Nyot ;;w;; feaw still ^-^ to >w< be taken. I xDD knyow his ÚwÚ heawt. -What ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uttew'd I ^.^ have :3 wwit my sistew. ->w< If ^.^ she sustain him ÚwÚ and his ^-^ hundwed knights, -When I ^.^ have show'd th' x3 unfitnyess- - -x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -OwO How nyow, Oswawd? ->_> What, ^.^ have you :3 wwit UwU that letter ^-^ to my ^w^ sistew? -^-^ Osw. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ madam. -uWu Gon. ;;w;; Take you >w< some ^.^ company, ÚwÚ and away ^-^ to OwO howse! -Inform xDD hew :33 fuww >_> of my pawticuwaw feaw, -And theweto ÚwÚ add such reasons >_> of >_> youw >_> own -UwU As ^-^ may xDD compact ^.^ it more. UwU Get you gone, -And ^.^ hasten >_> youw ^w^ wetuwn. xDD [Exit UwU Oswawd.] No, no, my wowd! -:3 This >_> miwky gentleness ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwse >_> of xDD youws, -^-^ Though I condemn ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, >_> yet, uWu undew pawdon, -You awe >w< much ^-^ mowe at ^w^ task uWu fow UwU want >_> of OwO wisdom ->w< Than ^.^ pwais'd uWu fow harmful x3 miwdnyess. -x3 Awb. OwO How :3 faw >_> youw eyes ^-^ may >w< piewce I cannyot tell. -xDD Stwiving ^-^ to :3 bettew, ^w^ oft ^-^ we mar ^w^ what's :33 weww. -uWu Gon. Nyay x3 then- -x3 Awb. Weww, ;;w;; weww; th' >_> event. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :3 V. -^.^ Couwt before OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. - -x3 Entew Lear, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. - -Lear. uWu Go you before ^-^ to ÚwÚ Gwoucestew with ^.^ these ^-^ wettews. :3 Acquaint my -daughter nyo further with ^w^ anything you xDD knyow than comes ^-^ fwom xDD hew ->_> demand >_< out >_> of OwO the letter. >w< If >_> youw diligence >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu speedy, I -uWu shaww >w< be there afore you. -x3 Kent. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< sweep, my lord, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have UwU dewivewed >_> youw letter. -UwU Exit. -;;w;; Foow. >w< If :3 a ÚwÚ man's >w< bwains ;;w;; wewe :33 in's heels, >w< wewe't ^.^ nyot in danger >_> of -kibes? -Lear. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ boy. -;;w;; Foow. ;;w;; Then I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be ^-^ mewwy. x3 Thy ÚwÚ wit uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< go slip-shod. -Lear. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! -;;w;; Foow. Shalt UwU see >w< thy uWu othew daughter uWu wiww ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee kindwy; uWu fow >w< though -she's as >_< wike :3 this as :3 a OwO cwab's >_< wike OwO an appwe, ÚwÚ yet I can tell -what I can tell. -Lear. What ^w^ canst >_< teww, x3 boy? -;;w;; Foow. >w< She'ww ÚwÚ taste as >_< wike :3 this as :3 a >_< cwab OwO does ^-^ to :3 a OwO cwab. Thou -^w^ canst tell x3 why >_> onye's nyose ^-^ stands >w< i' th' middwe on's face? -Lear. >_< Nyo. -;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_> onye's eyes >_> of ;;w;; eithew uWu side's nyose, UwU that what :3 a -man cannyot smell out, UwU 'a ^-^ may UwU spy into. -Lear. I >_> did xDD hew ^.^ wwong. -;;w;; Foow. OwO Canst tell how OwO an oyster makes his shell? -Lear. >_< Nyo. -;;w;; Foow. Nyow I neither; uWu but I can tell x3 why :3 a snyaiw >_> has :3 a >_< house. -Lear. Why? -;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ to xDD put's head in; ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it away ^-^ to his daughtews, -ÚwÚ and xDD weave his howns ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ case. -Lear. I uWu wiww ^-^ fowget my ^.^ nyatuwe. ^w^ So >w< kind :3 a father!- Be my howses -ready? -;;w;; Foow. x3 Thy UwU asses awe gonye about >_< 'em. The reason x3 why OwO the :3 seven x3 staws -awe nyo uWu moe than :3 seven :3 is :3 a pwetty reason. -Lear. xDD Because uWu they awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ eight? -;;w;; Foow. xDD Yes :3 indeed. Thou wouldst ^-^ make :3 a good >_> foow. -Lear. ÚwÚ To >w< tak't UwU again pewfowce! :3 Monstew ingratitude! -;;w;; Foow. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt my fool, :3 nyuncwe, uWu I'wd ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >_> beaten uWu fow being -^.^ owd before >w< thy xDD time. -Lear. ^.^ How's ÚwÚ that? -;;w;; Foow. Thou shouldst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been ^.^ owd ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been >_< wise. -Lear. :33 O, let me ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< mad, ^.^ nyot >_< mad, ^w^ sweet uWu heaven! -Keep me in temper; I would ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu mad! - -ÚwÚ [Entew :3 a ^.^ Gentweman.] - -OwO How ^w^ nyow? uWu Awe OwO the howses ready? -:33 Gent. ^-^ Weady, my :33 wowd. -Lear. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ boy. -;;w;; Foow. She that's :3 a maid nyow, ÚwÚ and laughs at my depawtuwe, -:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a maid long, unwess >w< things >w< be ÚwÚ cut shorter -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. -OwO A couwt within OwO the >_> Castwe >_> of OwO the Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. - -x3 Entew >w< [Edmund x3 the] Bastard ÚwÚ and Cuwan, OwO meeting. - -Edm. ÚwÚ Save ^.^ thee, Cuwan. -Cur. And you, sir. I ^.^ have >_< been with >_> youw fathew, ÚwÚ and >w< given him -nyotice UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and :33 Wegan his Duchess uWu wiww >w< be -here with him :3 this ^-^ nyight. -Edm. OwO How comes ÚwÚ that? -Cur. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not. You ^.^ have heard >_> of OwO the UwU nyews uWu abwoad- I UwU mean OwO the -whisper'd onyes, uWu fow uWu they awe ÚwÚ yet uWu but ear-kissing awguments? -Edm. :3 Nyot :3 I. ;;w;; Pway you, what awe OwO they? -Cur. >_< Have you heard >_> of nyo :33 wikewy wars towawd :33 'twixt OwO the two :3 Dukes ->_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and OwO Awbany? -Edm. :3 Nyot :3 a :33 wowd. -Cur. You ^-^ may uWu do, then, in xDD time. Fawe you well, sir. UwU Exit. -Edm. The UwU Duke >w< be here x3 to-nyight? The ÚwÚ bettew! best! -:3 This ^.^ weaves itsewf ÚwÚ pewfowce OwO into my :33 businyess. -UwU My fathew ;;w;; hath xDD set guawd ^-^ to UwU take my brother; -And I ^.^ have ^-^ onye :33 thing, >_> of :3 a >w< queasy ^.^ question, -^w^ Which I >w< must ^-^ act. Briefness ÚwÚ and OwO fowtunye, ;;w;; wowk! -xDD Bwothew, :3 a word! OwO Descend! xDD Bwothew, I :33 say! - -x3 Entew Edgar. - -UwU My fathew watches. :3 O ;;w;; siw, UwU fwy :3 this pwace! -Intewwigence :3 is >w< given xDD whewe you awe xDD hid. -You ^.^ have :3 nyow OwO the good ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyight. ->_< Have you ^.^ nyot spoken >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Cornwall? ->w< He's UwU coming uWu hithew; nyow, >w< i' th' night, >w< i' th' haste, -And :33 Wegan with >_> him. >_< Have you nyothing ^w^ said -:3 Upon his party >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU Duke >_> of OwO Awbany? ->_< Advise OwO youwsewf. -Edg. I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^-^ on't, ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. -Edm. I hear my fathew >w< coming. Pawdon UwU me! -UwU In ÚwÚ cunnying I >w< must dwaw my >_< swowd x3 upon you. -Dwaw, ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ defend yourself; :3 nyow ;;w;; quit you weww.- -x3 Yiewd! Come before my father. Light, ^w^ ho, :3 hewe! ->w< Fwy, bwothew.- ^.^ Towches, OwO towches!- ^w^ So faweweww. -Exit Edgar. -uWu Some UwU bwood :33 dwawn uWu on me would ^.^ beget >_< opinyion -x3 Of my ^-^ mowe fiewce endeavour. >_> [Stabs his awm.] I ^.^ have uWu seen -OwO dwunkawds -Do ^-^ mowe than :3 this in x3 spowt.- Father, father!- -:3 Stop, stop! :3 Nyo UwU hewp? - -x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Sewvants with uWu towches. - ->w< Gwou. Nyow, ^.^ Edmund, ^w^ whewe's OwO the >w< viwwain? -Edm. ;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ stood ^.^ he in OwO the xDD dawk, his shawp >_< swowd out, -:3 Mumbwing >_> of ;;w;; wicked xDD chawms, conjuwing OwO the ^-^ moon -ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand xDD 's >_< auspicious OwO mistwess. ->w< Gwou. But xDD whewe :3 is x3 he? -Edm. Look, ;;w;; siw, I bweed. ->w< Gwou. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the viwwain, ^w^ Edmund? -Edm. uWu Fwed :3 this >_< way, sir. When uWu by nyo :3 means ^.^ he couwd- ->w< Gwou. UwU Puwsue ^w^ him, UwU ho! uWu Go >w< aftew. [Exeunt >w< some Sewvants]. -By nyo :3 means ;;w;; what? -Edm. Pewsuade me ^-^ to OwO the >_> muwthew >_> of >_> youw wowdship; -But UwU that I told him OwO the revenging UwU gods -'Gainst pawwicides >_> did >w< aww theiw OwO thundews >_> bend; -Spoke with how manifold ÚwÚ and >w< stwong :3 a bond -The >w< chiwd ÚwÚ was bound ^-^ to th' >_> fathew- ;;w;; siw, in fine, ->_< Seeing how woathwy >w< opposite I ÚwÚ stood -ÚwÚ To his uWu unnyatuwaw >_< puwpose, in feww motion -x3 With his prepared >_< swowd ^.^ he chawges UwU home -UwU My unprovided body, >_> wanch'd >_< minye OwO awm; -But when ^.^ he ^-^ saw my :33 best alarum'd spiwits, -^-^ Bowd in OwO the xDD quawwew's >_< wight, rous'd ^-^ to th' uWu encountew, -Ow whethew uWu gasted uWu by OwO the ^w^ nyoise I made, ->w< Fuww :33 suddenwy ^.^ he ^-^ fwed. ->w< Gwou. >_> Wet him UwU fwy ;;w;; faw. -:3 Nyot in :3 this ^.^ wand uWu shaww ^.^ he >_< wemain uncaught; -And >w< found- UwU dispatch. The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke my :3 mastew, -UwU My >w< wowthy OwO awch ÚwÚ and >_> patwon, comes to-nyight. -By his authowity I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it -:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which find, him uWu shaww deserve ^-^ ouw UwU thanks, -Bwinging OwO the UwU muwdewous caitiff ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; stake; -ÚwÚ He UwU that conceaws ^w^ him, :33 death. -Edm. When I :33 dissuaded him ^-^ fwom his ^.^ intent -And ;;w;; found him >w< pight ^-^ to ^-^ do it, with curst OwO speech -I :33 thweaten'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ discuvw >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^.^ wepwied, -ÚwÚ 'Thou >w< unpossessing UwU bastawd, OwO dost :3 thou xDD think, ->w< If I would ^.^ stand x3 against ^.^ thee, would OwO the x3 weposaw -x3 Of ^-^ any twust, uWu viwtue, ^w^ ow wowth in ÚwÚ thee -UwU Make >w< thy uWu wowds UwU faith'd? >_< Nyo. What I shouwd deny -UwU (As :3 this I wouwd; ^-^ ay, >w< though :3 thou didst >_> pwoduce -UwU My vewy ^w^ chawactew), uWu I'wd xDD tuwn ^.^ it >w< aww -ÚwÚ To >w< thy ;;w;; suggestion, pwot, ÚwÚ and damned :33 pwactice; -And :3 thou >w< must ^-^ make :3 a ÚwÚ duwwawd >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, ->w< If uWu they ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought OwO the pwofits >_> of my death -Were vewy pregnant ÚwÚ and :33 potentiaw ^w^ spuws -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >w< seek >_< it.' ->w< Gwou. :3 Stwong ÚwÚ and fast'ned viwwain! -Wouwd ^.^ he deny his >_> wettew? I never ^w^ got >_> him. -:33 Tucket within. -Hawk, OwO the >w< Duke's trumpets! I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why ^.^ he comes. -^-^ Aww ;;w;; powts I'll ;;w;; baw; OwO the villain uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 scape; -The UwU Duke >w< must gwant me ;;w;; that. UwU Besides, his UwU pictuwe -I uWu wiww ^-^ send :3 faw ÚwÚ and uWu nyeaw, UwU that >w< aww OwO the :3 kingdom -May ^.^ have :3 due ^-^ nyote >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_> of my wand, -UwU Woyaw ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw OwO boy, I'll wowk OwO the :3 means -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee capabwe. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Cownwaww, Regan, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -OwO Cown. OwO How nyow, my x3 nyobwe fwiend? x3 Since I came UwU hithew -^.^ (Which I can caww uWu but ^w^ nyow) I ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ stwange news. -UwU Weg. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be true, >w< aww ;;w;; vengeance comes xDD too ^-^ showt -^w^ Which can x3 puwsue th' offendew. OwO How dost, my UwU wowd? ->w< Gwou. :3 O UwU madam, my ^.^ owd OwO heawt :3 is ^w^ cwack'd, >w< it's >w< cwack'd! -UwU Weg. >_> What, >_> did my >_< fathew's godson >w< seek >_> youw x3 wife? -ÚwÚ He xDD whom my fathew nyam'd? Your ^.^ Edgaw? ->w< Gwou. :3 O >w< wady, >w< wady, ÚwÚ shame would ^.^ have ^.^ it hid! -UwU Weg. >_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^.^ companyion with OwO the riotous knyights -:33 That tend x3 upon my fathew? ->w< Gwou. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. ^.^ 'Tis xDD too :33 bad, xDD too bad! -Edm. x3 Yes, UwU madam, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> of UwU that x3 consowt. -UwU Weg. :3 Nyo x3 mawvew then >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe i-iww affected. -^.^ 'Tis uWu they ^.^ have >w< put him uWu on OwO the ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's >_< death, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have th' ÚwÚ expense ÚwÚ and ^.^ waste >_> of his ;;w;; wevenyues. -I ^.^ have :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent evening ^-^ fwom my ^-^ sistew -:3 Been ;;w;; weww x3 infowm'd >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and with such xDD cautions -That, ^-^ if uWu they come ^-^ to sojouwn at my OwO house, -I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ thewe. -OwO Cown. Nyow OwO I, assuwe ^.^ thee, Regan. -^.^ Edmund, I hear UwU that you ^.^ have shown >_> youw fathew -OwO A >w< chiwdwike :33 office. -Edm. ÚwÚ 'Twas my duty, sir. ->w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He >_> did uWu bewway his pwactice, ÚwÚ and receiv'd -:3 This hurt you >_> see, x3 stwiving ^-^ to ^.^ appwehend >_> him. -OwO Cown. ^-^ Is ^.^ he pursued? ->w< Gwou. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -OwO Cown. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be >w< taken, ^.^ he uWu shaww never ^-^ mowe -Be >_< feaw'd >_> of UwU doing hawm. UwU Make >_> youw >_> own >_< puwpose, -OwO How in my OwO stwength you pwease. >_< Fow you, ^.^ Edmund, -uWu Whose :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and :33 obedience doth :3 this x3 instant -^w^ So >w< much ÚwÚ commend itself, you uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouws. -;;w;; Nyatuwes >_> of such ^-^ deep xDD twust ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< much x3 nyeed; -You ^-^ we ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ seize x3 on. -Edm. I uWu shaww sewve you, ;;w;; siw, -Twuwy, :33 howevew >w< ewse. ->w< Gwou. >_< Fow him I :3 thank >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -OwO Cown. You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why ^-^ we came ^-^ to >w< visit :3 you- -UwU Weg. ÚwÚ Thus >_< out >_> of UwU season, ;;w;; thweading dark-ey'd ^-^ nyight. -uWu Occasions, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, >_> of >w< some >_< poise, -OwO Whewein ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have ;;w;; use >_> of >_> youw >w< advice. -Our fathew ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ wwit, OwO so ;;w;; hath ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew, -x3 Of ^-^ diffewences, ;;w;; which I :33 best ^w^ thought ^.^ it x3 fit -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU home. The uWu sevewaw messengews -From x3 hence ^.^ attend UwU dispatch. Our good ^.^ owd OwO fwiend, ->w< Way UwU comfowts ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and bestow -Your :3 nyeedfuw counsew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw businyess, -^w^ Which x3 cwaves OwO the x3 instant use. ->w< Gwou. I sewve you, ÚwÚ madam. -Your Gwaces awe ^.^ wight welcome. -OwO Exeunt. :33 Fwouwish. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -Before :33 Gwoucestew's Castle. - -x3 Entew xDD Kent ÚwÚ and uWu [Oswawd x3 the] Steward, sevewawwy. - -^-^ Osw. Good dawnying ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >w< fwiend. Awt >_> of :3 this >w< house? -x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Ay. -^-^ Osw. :3 Whewe ^-^ may ^-^ we xDD set ^-^ ouw horses? -x3 Kent. uWu I' th' mire. -^-^ Osw. Prithee, ^-^ if :3 thou lov'st uWu me, tell >_> me. -x3 Kent. I love ÚwÚ thee not. -^-^ Osw. UwU Why then, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow thee. -x3 Kent. >w< If I xDD had ÚwÚ thee in Lipsbury Pinfowd, I would ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee cawe uWu fow ->_> me. -^-^ Osw. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; use me ^.^ thus? I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not. -x3 Kent. Fewwow, I xDD knyow thee. -^-^ Osw. What OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow me xDD fow? -x3 Kent. OwO A knave; :3 a :33 wascaw; OwO an ^-^ eatew >_> of ^w^ bwoken >_< meats; :3 a base, proud, -ÚwÚ shawwow, beggarly, ;;w;; thwee-suited, hundred-pound, ÚwÚ fiwthy, -ÚwÚ wowsted-stocking knave; :3 a ^.^ wiwy-wivew'd, action-taking, ^w^ whoweson, -x3 gwass-gazing, ÚwÚ supewsewviceabwe, finyicaw wogue; -one-trunk-inheriting slave; ^-^ onye UwU that wouldst >w< be :3 a uWu bawd in uWu way >_> of -good UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and art nyothing uWu but OwO the :3 composition >_> of :3 a >_< knyave, -:33 beggaw, xDD cowawd, ^.^ pandew, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of :3 a mongwew >_> bitch; -^-^ onye xDD whom I uWu wiww beat OwO into >_< cwamowous x3 whinying, ^-^ if :3 thou deny OwO the -:33 weast syllable >_> of >w< thy :3 addition. -^-^ Osw. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a monstrous :3 fewwow art thou, ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw uWu on ^-^ onye -that's neither OwO knyown >_> of ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow knows thee! -x3 Kent. What :3 a ^.^ bwazen-fac'd vawwet art thou, ^-^ to deny :3 thou OwO knyowest UwU me! -^-^ Is ^.^ it two >_< days >_< ago >_< since I beat ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and twipp'd OwO up >w< thy ^.^ heews -before OwO the ^.^ King? :33 [Dwaws his sword.] Dwaw, you wogue! for, >w< though -^.^ it >w< be night, ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ moon ;;w;; shinyes. I'll ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; sop o' th' ->_> moonshinye o' you. Dwaw, you whoreson >w< cuwwionwy barbermonger! -draw! -^-^ Osw. xDD Away! I ^.^ have nyothing ^-^ to ^-^ do with thee. -x3 Kent. Dwaw, you wascaw! You come with letters x3 against OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and -UwU take uWu Vanyity OwO the :33 puppet's part x3 against OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of xDD hew father. -Dwaw, you wogue, ^w^ ow I'll OwO so >w< cawbonyado >_> youw shanks! Dwaw, you -wascaw! Come >_> youw xDD ways! -^-^ Osw. :3 Hewp, UwU ho! ^w^ muwthew! :33 hewp! -x3 Kent. Strike, you slave! ÚwÚ Stand, wogue! ÚwÚ Stand, you nyeat slave! -Stwike! [Beats ÚwÚ him.] -^-^ Osw. :3 Hewp, UwU ho! ^w^ muwthew! ^w^ muwthew! - -x3 Entew ^.^ Edmund, with his ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ dwawn, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^w^ Cownwaww, -Regan, Sewvants. - -Edm. OwO How ^w^ nyow? What's OwO the matter? Pawts ^w^ [them]. -x3 Kent. x3 With you, goodman OwO boy, OwO an you :33 pwease! ^w^ Come, I'll ^.^ fwesh :33 ye! -Come OwO on, x3 young >w< mastew! ->w< Gwou. OwO Weapons? >w< awms? What's OwO the matter hewe? -OwO Cown. Keep :3 peace, x3 upon >_> youw wives! -ÚwÚ He >_> dies UwU that strikes again. What :3 is OwO the matter? -UwU Weg. The messengews ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King -OwO Cown. What :3 is >_> youw xDD diffewence? ;;w;; Speak. -^-^ Osw. I x3 am scarce in breath, my :33 wowd. -x3 Kent. :3 Nyo mawvew, you ^.^ have OwO so ^.^ bestiww'd >_> youw vawouw. You >_> cowawdwy -wascaw, ^-^ nyatuwe discwaims in thee; :3 a >_> taiwow :3 made thee. -OwO Cown. Thou art :3 a ÚwÚ stwange fewwow. OwO A >_> taiwow ^-^ make :3 a man? -x3 Kent. >w< Ay, :3 a taiwow, sir. OwO A stonecutter ^w^ ow :3 a :3 paintew :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have -:3 made him OwO so iww, >w< though ^.^ he xDD had >_< been uWu but two ^w^ houws at OwO the trade. -OwO Cown. ^w^ Speak >_> yet, how ^-^ gwew >_> youw quarrel? -^-^ Osw. :3 This ÚwÚ ancient ruffian, ;;w;; siw, uWu whose life I ^.^ have spar'd -^.^ At suit >_> of his :3 gwey beawd- -x3 Kent. Thou whoreson OwO zed! :3 thou >w< unnyecessawy >_< wettew! UwU My lord, ^-^ if -^w^ you'ww ^w^ give me leave, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ twead :3 this unbowted villain OwO into -mortar ÚwÚ and daub OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :3 a :3 jakes with >_> him. OwO 'Spawe my :3 gwey -xDD beawd,' you wagtail? -OwO Cown. Peace, sirrah! -You >_> beastwy >_< knyave, xDD knyow you nyo ^.^ wevewence? -x3 Kent. x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 angew ;;w;; hath :3 a privilege. -OwO Cown. UwU Why art :3 thou angwy? -x3 Kent. :33 That such :3 a ^w^ swave as :3 this shouwd wear :3 a ;;w;; swowd, -OwO Who weaws nyo x3 honyesty. Such :33 smiwing uWu wogues as :33 these, -;;w;; Wike ^w^ wats, ^w^ oft bite OwO the holy :3 cowds atwain -^w^ Which awe xDD too OwO intwinse x3 t' unwoose; ÚwÚ smooth every passion -:33 That in OwO the natures >_> of theiw uWu wowds rebel, ->_< Bwing uWu oiw ^-^ to fire, snyow ^-^ to theiw colder moods; -Wenyege, >_> affiwm, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn theiw OwO hawcyon ^-^ beaks -x3 With every gale ÚwÚ and vary >_> of theiw masters, -:33 Knyowing ^-^ nyaught OwO (wike :33 dogs) uWu but xDD fowwowing. -OwO A pwague x3 upon >_> youw >_> epiweptic uWu visage! ->_> Smiwe you my >_> speeches, as I ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD foow? -Goose, OwO an I xDD had you x3 upon xDD Sawum OwO Pwain, -uWu I'wd ÚwÚ dwive ye x3 cackwing UwU home ^-^ to Camelot. -OwO Cown. >_> What, art :3 thou >_< mad, ^.^ owd fewwow? ->w< Gwou. OwO How feww you ^w^ out? Say ;;w;; that. -x3 Kent. :3 Nyo contraries howd ^-^ mowe uWu antipathy ->w< Than I ÚwÚ and such :3 a knave. -OwO Cown. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou caww him >w< knyave? What :3 is his ^.^ fauwt? -x3 Kent. His countenance wikes me not. -OwO Cown. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe UwU pewchance OwO does ÚwÚ minye, ^w^ ow his, ^w^ ow hers. -x3 Kent. >_> Siw, 'tis my uWu occupation ^-^ to >w< be plain. -I ^.^ have uWu seen better faces in my UwU time ->w< Than ^-^ stands uWu on ^-^ any shouwdew UwU that I UwU see -Before me at :3 this >w< instant. -OwO Cown. :3 This :3 is >w< some :3 fewwow -Who, having >_< been ^.^ pwais'd uWu fow >w< bwuntnyess, doth :3 affect -OwO A ;;w;; saucy ^w^ woughnyess, ÚwÚ and constwains OwO the gawb -OwO Quite ^-^ fwom his ^.^ nyatuwe. ÚwÚ He cannyot ^.^ fwattew, >w< he! -An >w< honyest :33 mind ÚwÚ and >_< pwain- ^.^ he >w< must speak ^-^ twuth! -An uWu they uWu wiww UwU take it, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, :33 he's plain. -^.^ These >w< kind >_> of knyaves I xDD knyow ;;w;; which in :3 this :3 pwainnyess -Harbour ^-^ mowe >w< cwaft ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe corrupter ends ->w< Than twenty :33 siwwy-ducking >_< obsewvants -:33 That ;;w;; stwetch theiw ;;w;; duties >_> nyicewy. -x3 Kent. >_> Siw, in good :33 faith, in :33 sincewe verity, -^.^ Undew th' allowance >_> of >_> youw gweat ;;w;; aspect, -uWu Whose infwuence, >_< wike OwO the ^.^ wweath >_> of radiant x3 fiwe -uWu On OwO fwickewing Phoebus' ;;w;; fwont- -OwO Cown. What mean'st uWu by uWu this? -x3 Kent. ÚwÚ To >w< go >_< out >_> of my UwU diawect, ;;w;; which you x3 discommend OwO so ^w^ much. I ->w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am nyo uWu fwattewew. ÚwÚ He UwU that ^-^ beguiw'd you in :3 a ;;w;; pwain -accent ÚwÚ was :3 a ;;w;; pwain >_< knyave, which, uWu fow my UwU pawt, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, ->w< though I shouwd ^.^ win >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to entweat me to't. -OwO Cown. What ÚwÚ was th' OwO offence you >_> gave OwO him? -^-^ Osw. I never >_> gave him any. -^w^ It pleas'd OwO the UwU King his ^w^ mastew vewy ^.^ wate -ÚwÚ To strike at uWu me, x3 upon his xDD misconstwuction; -When >_< he, uWu conjunct, ÚwÚ and :3 fwattewing his displeasure, -Twipp'd me behind; being down, :33 insuwted, ÚwÚ waiw'd -And >w< put x3 upon him such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of man -:33 That ^w^ wowthied ^w^ him, ^w^ got ^.^ pwaises >_> of OwO the UwU King ->_< Fow him x3 attempting ^-^ who ÚwÚ was self-subdu'd; -And, in OwO the ;;w;; fweshment >_> of :3 this ;;w;; dwead expwoit, -Drew uWu on me here again. -x3 Kent. None >_> of ^.^ these uWu wogues ÚwÚ and cowards -But >_< Ajax :3 is theiw >_> foow. -OwO Cown. x3 Fetch :3 fowth OwO the :33 stocks! -You :3 stubbown ÚwÚ ancient >_< knyave, you reverent braggart, ->w< We'ww teach :3 you- -x3 Kent. >_> Siw, I x3 am xDD too ^.^ owd ^-^ to :3 weawn. -^-^ Caww ^.^ nyot >_> youw stocks uWu fow >_> me. I sewve OwO the x3 King; -uWu On uWu whose employment I ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to you. -You uWu shaww ^-^ do small :33 wespect, show xDD too bowd ;;w;; mawice -uWu Against OwO the OwO gwace ÚwÚ and person >_> of my :3 mastew, -Stocking his messenger. -OwO Cown. x3 Fetch :3 fowth OwO the :33 stocks! UwU As I ^.^ have life ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, -Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ he ^-^ sit ÚwÚ tiww nyoon. -UwU Weg. ;;w;; Tiww nyoon? ;;w;; Tiww night, my lord, ÚwÚ and >w< aww night OwO too! -x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Why, UwU madam, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_< fathew's dog, -You shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use me ÚwÚ so. -UwU Weg. >_> Siw, being his >_< knyave, I uWu wiww. -OwO Cown. :3 This :3 is :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the uWu sewfsame >w< cowouw -Our ^-^ sistew ^-^ speaks >_> of. ^w^ Come, bwing away OwO the :33 stocks! -Stocks ^w^ bwought >_< out. ->w< Gwou. >_> Wet me uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. -His fauwt :3 is xDD much, ÚwÚ and OwO the good UwU King his ^w^ mastew -uWu Wiww >_< check him for't. Your UwU puwpos'd low correction -^-^ Is such as ÚwÚ basest ÚwÚ and contemn'dest wwetches ->_< Fow pilf'rings ÚwÚ and UwU most ^w^ common trespasses -uWu Awe :3 punyish'd OwO with. The UwU King >w< must UwU take ^.^ it i-iww -:33 That >_< he, OwO so slightly vawued in his x3 messengew, -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have him ;;w;; thus restrain'd. -OwO Cown. I'll ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; that. -UwU Weg. UwU My ^-^ sistew ^-^ may weceive ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ mowe ^.^ wowse, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew ^-^ gentweman abus'd, assaulted, ->_< Fow following xDD hew UwU affaiws. x3 Put in his :3 wegs.- -:3 [Kent :3 is >w< put in OwO the stocks.] -^w^ Come, my good lord, >_> away. ->_< Exeunt [aww uWu but ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and UwU Kent]. ->w< Gwou. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow ^.^ thee, >w< fwiend. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the >w< Duke's pweasuwe, -uWu Whose >_> disposition, >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; weww knows, -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 wubb'd :3 nyow >_< stopp'd. I'll entweat uWu fow thee. -x3 Kent. ;;w;; Pway ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, sir. I ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd ÚwÚ and >w< twaveww'd hard. -uWu Some UwU time I uWu shaww ;;w;; sweep out, OwO the west I'll UwU whistwe. -OwO A good ÚwÚ man's >_> fowtunye ^-^ may gwow >_< out at heels. ->w< Give you good mowwow! ->w< Gwou. The UwU Duke xDD 's ^-^ to blame in ^.^ this; 'twill >w< be i-iww taken. -UwU Exit. -x3 Kent. Good ;;w;; King, UwU that >w< must appwuv OwO the ^w^ common ;;w;; saw, -Thou >_< out >_> of >_< heaven's benediction ;;w;; com'st -ÚwÚ To OwO the warm sun! -Appwoach, :3 thou :33 beacon ^-^ to :3 this uWu undew :3 gwobe, -:33 That uWu by >w< thy comfortable beams I ^-^ may -^-^ Pewuse :3 this letter. Nyothing ^w^ awmost >_> sees xDD miwacwes -But ^w^ misewy. I xDD knyow 'tis ^-^ fwom Cordelia, -OwO Who ;;w;; hath UwU most :3 fowtunyatewy >_< been x3 infowm'd -x3 Of my :3 obscuwed uWu couwse- ÚwÚ and [weads] >w< 'shaww find UwU time -From :3 this OwO enyowmous state, >w< seeking ^-^ to ^w^ give -Wosses theiw wemedies'- ^-^ Aww x3 weawy ÚwÚ and >w< o'ewwatch'd, -;;w;; Take :3 vantage, :33 heavy >_> eyes, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< behowd -:3 This shameful >_< wodging. -;;w;; Fowtunye, good >_< nyight; >_> smiwe UwU once :3 mowe, xDD tuwn >w< thy wheel. -^w^ Sweeps. - - - - -Scene III. -The open countwy. - -x3 Entew Edgar. - -Edg. I heard ^-^ mysewf proclaim'd, -And uWu by OwO the x3 happy >w< howwow >_> of :3 a twee -UwU Escap'd OwO the ^-^ hunt. :3 Nyo powt :3 is ^.^ fwee, nyo place -:33 That guawd ÚwÚ and UwU most unyusuaw vigilance -uWu Does ^.^ nyot ^.^ attend my >w< taking. ÚwÚ Whiwes I ^-^ may scape, -I uWu wiww OwO pwesewve mysewf; ÚwÚ and x3 am UwU bethought -ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ basest ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ poowest ^-^ shape -:33 That >w< evew penyuwy, in >_> contempt >_> of man, -Brought ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to beast. UwU My ;;w;; face I'll grime with filth, -Blanket my :3 woins, ewf >w< aww my >_< haiw in ;;w;; knyots, -And with presented ^w^ nyakednyess ^.^ outface -The x3 winds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewsecutions >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sky. -The ;;w;; countwy gives me >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and OwO pwecedent -x3 Of ^.^ Bedwam beggars, :3 who, with roaring ;;w;; voices, -Stwike in theiw numb'd ÚwÚ and mortified x3 bawe ÚwÚ awms -ÚwÚ Pins, ;;w;; wooden uWu pwicks, :3 nyaiws, sprigs >_> of x3 wosemawy; -And with :3 this horrible object, ^-^ fwom low uWu fawms, -OwO Poow xDD pewting OwO viwwages, sheepcotes, ÚwÚ and mills, ->_< Sometime with UwU wunyatic uWu bans, sometime with >_> pwayews, -xDD Enfowce theiw >_> chawity. ^.^ 'Poow Turlygod! UwU poow Tom!' -^.^ That's xDD something x3 yet! Edgar I nyothing ÚwÚ am. UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -Before :33 Gwoucestew's Castwe; xDD Kent in OwO the ^w^ stocks. - -x3 Entew Lear, Foow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gentweman. - -Lear. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange UwU that uWu they shouwd OwO so xDD depawt ^-^ fwom home, -And ^.^ nyot ^-^ send xDD back my messenger. -:33 Gent. UwU As I ^.^ weawn'd, -The night before there ÚwÚ was nyo OwO puwpose in them -x3 Of :3 this remove. -x3 Kent. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, x3 nyobwe >w< mastew! -Lear. Ha! ->_< Mak'st :3 thou :3 this ÚwÚ shame >w< thy >_> pastime? -x3 Kent. No, my :33 wowd. -;;w;; Foow. Ha, ^-^ ha! xDD wook! ^.^ he weaws x3 cwuew >_> gawtews. xDD Howses awe tied uWu by OwO the -uWu head, ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and uWu beaws uWu by th' neck, monkeys uWu by th' :3 woins, ÚwÚ and x3 men -uWu by th' wegs. When :3 a ÚwÚ man's >w< uvw-wusty at ^.^ wegs, then ^.^ he weaws -;;w;; wooden ^w^ nyethew-stocks. -Lear. What's ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO so >w< much >w< thy place mistook -ÚwÚ To xDD set ÚwÚ thee hewe? -x3 Kent. ^w^ It :3 is uWu both ^.^ he ÚwÚ and x3 she- -Your :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter. -Lear. >_< Nyo. -x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Yes. -Lear. No, I >w< say. -x3 Kent. I uWu say >_> yea. -Lear. No, no, uWu they would :33 nyot! -x3 Kent. x3 Yes, uWu they have. -Lear. By Jupitew, I uWu sweaw no! -x3 Kent. By ^-^ Junyo, I uWu sweaw ay! -Lear. ^.^ They durst ^.^ nyot ^-^ do't; -^.^ They would ;;w;; nyot, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :3 do't. ^.^ 'Tis >_< wowse than >_> muwthew -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do x3 upon >_< wespect such viowent ÚwÚ outwage. -Resolve me with >w< aww modest haste ;;w;; which uWu way -Thou x3 mightst deserve ^w^ ow uWu they impose :3 this xDD usage, -^.^ Coming ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ us. -x3 Kent. UwU My lord, when at theiw UwU home -I >_> did ÚwÚ commend >_> youw OwO Highnyess' letters ^-^ to ;;w;; them, -Ewe I ÚwÚ was UwU wisen ^-^ fwom OwO the place UwU that show'd -UwU My >_> duty ^.^ knyeewing, came there :3 a :3 weeking uWu post, -Stew'd in his haste, half bweathwess, OwO panting :3 fowth -From Goneril his ^w^ mistwess >_> sawutations; -;;w;; Dewivew'd :3 wettews, ^-^ spite >_> of ^-^ intewmission, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ pwesentwy uWu they OwO wead; uWu on uWu whose contents, -^.^ They x3 summon'd OwO up theiw ^-^ meiny, straight took OwO howse, -;;w;; Commanded me ^-^ to follow ÚwÚ and ^.^ attend -The :3 weisuwe >_> of theiw ^-^ answew, >_> gave me x3 cowd >w< wooks, -And meeting here OwO the uWu othew x3 messengew, -uWu Whose ^-^ wewcome I perceiv'd xDD had uWu poison'd >_> minye- ->_> Being OwO the vewy :3 fewwow ;;w;; which >_> of ^.^ wate -Display'd OwO so >w< sauciwy x3 against >_> youw :33 Highnyess- -Having ^-^ mowe man than ÚwÚ wit about uWu me, ^w^ dwew. -ÚwÚ He rais'd OwO the house with loud ÚwÚ and cowawd cries. -Your :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter ;;w;; found :3 this ÚwÚ twespass wowth -The ÚwÚ shame ;;w;; which here ^.^ it suffers. -;;w;; Foow. Winter's ^.^ nyot gonye >_> yet, ^-^ if OwO the wiwd ^-^ geese UwU fwy UwU that way. - -:3 Fathews UwU that wear ^.^ wags -Do ^-^ make theiw chiwdwen blind; -But fathews UwU that bear :33 bags -:33 Shaww UwU see theiw chiwdwen OwO kind. -;;w;; Fowtunye, UwU that :33 awwant whore, -:33 Nye'ew ;;w;; tuwns OwO the ;;w;; key ^-^ to th' :33 poow. - -But uWu fow >w< aww this, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have as many ;;w;; dowouws uWu fow >w< thy -daughters as :3 thou ^w^ canst tell in :3 a xDD yeaw. -Lear. :33 O, how :3 this mothew swells OwO up towawd my >_< heawt! -Hysterica ^.^ passio! ^-^ Down, :3 thou cwimbing xDD sowwow! -x3 Thy element's xDD bewow! :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this ^.^ daughtew? -x3 Kent. x3 With OwO the Earl, ;;w;; siw, here within. -Lear. Follow me not; -uWu Stay here. UwU Exit. -:33 Gent. ^w^ Made you nyo ^-^ mowe OwO offence uWu but what you speak x3 of? -x3 Kent. Nyonye. -OwO How uWu chance OwO the UwU King comes with OwO so small :3 a number? -;;w;; Foow. An :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been xDD set >w< i' th' stocks uWu fow UwU that ^.^ question, -:33 thou'dst ;;w;; weww deserv'd it. -x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Why, xDD foow? -;;w;; Foow. >w< We'ww xDD set ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ÚwÚ schoow ^-^ to OwO an xDD ant, ^-^ to teach ÚwÚ thee :33 thewe's nyo ->_> wabouwing >w< i' th' winter. ^-^ Aww UwU that follow theiw xDD nyoses awe wed uWu by -theiw eyes uWu but uWu bwind ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot :3 a nyose UwU among twenty -uWu but can smell him that's stinking. >_> Wet >w< go >w< thy howd when :3 a gweat -^w^ wheew runs ;;w;; down :3 a uWu hiww, west ^.^ it >_< bweak >w< thy neck with following -xDD it; uWu but OwO the gweat ^-^ onye UwU that :33 goes xDD upwawd, let him dwaw ÚwÚ thee >w< aftew. -When :3 a xDD wise man gives ÚwÚ thee better counsew, ^w^ give me >_< minye again. I -would ^.^ have UwU nyonye uWu but knyaves follow it, >_< since :3 a OwO foow gives it. -:33 That x3 siw ;;w;; which sewves ÚwÚ and UwU seeks uWu fow gain, -And UwU fowwows uWu but uWu fow >_> fowm, -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ pack when ^.^ it begins ^-^ to ;;w;; wain -And xDD weave ÚwÚ thee in OwO the ^.^ stowm. -But I uWu wiww ^-^ tawwy; OwO the OwO foow uWu wiww ÚwÚ stay, -And let OwO the xDD wise man uWu fwy. -The ^.^ knyave ;;w;; tuwns OwO foow UwU that runs away; -The OwO foow nyo >_< knyave, xDD pewdy. -x3 Kent. :3 Whewe ^w^ weawn'd you this, xDD foow? -;;w;; Foow. :3 Nyot >w< i' th' :33 stocks, >_> foow. - -x3 Entew OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gwoucestew - -Lear. UwU Deny ^-^ to speak with x3 me? ^.^ They awe OwO sick? uWu they awe ÚwÚ weawy? -^.^ They ^.^ have >w< twaveww'd >w< aww OwO the :3 nyight? x3 Mewe ^.^ fetches- -The >_< images >_> of uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and fwying >_< off! -x3 Fetch me :3 a better >w< answew. ->w< Gwou. UwU My dear lord, -You xDD knyow OwO the :33 fiewy ;;w;; quawity >_> of OwO the Duke, -OwO How x3 unwemovabwe ÚwÚ and xDD fix'd ^.^ he :3 is -UwU In his >_> own >_> couwse. -Lear. >_> Vengeance! pwague! >_< death! >_> confusion! -Fiewy? What >_> quawity? ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ Gwoucestew, -uWu I'wd speak with OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and his wife. ->w< Gwou. Weww, my good lord, I ^.^ have x3 infowm'd them ÚwÚ so. -Lear. Infowm'd >w< them? Dost :3 thou undewstand uWu me, man? ->w< Gwou. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -Lear. The UwU King would speak with OwO Cownwaww; OwO the dear fathew -Wouwd with his daughter ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ commands xDD hew uWu sewvice. -uWu Awe uWu they x3 infowm'd >_> of uWu this? UwU My >_> bweath ÚwÚ and blood! -Fiewy? OwO the :33 fiewy OwO Duke? >_> Teww OwO the ^.^ hot UwU Duke that- -No, uWu but ^.^ nyot x3 yet! May >w< be ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. -Infirmity doth still ^.^ nyegwect >w< aww >w< office -xDD Wheweto ^-^ ouw OwO heawth :3 is bound. We awe ^.^ nyot uWu ouwsewves -When UwU nyatuwe, being :33 oppwess'd, ÚwÚ commands OwO the :33 mind -ÚwÚ To suffer with OwO the ÚwÚ body. I'll forbear; -And x3 am fawwen >_< out with my ^-^ mowe >w< headiew wiww, -ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the indispos'd ÚwÚ and sickly x3 fit ->_< Fow OwO the :33 sound >_< man.- ^.^ Death uWu on my >_> state! >w< Whewefowe -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ^-^ sit hewe? :3 This ^.^ act persuades me -:33 That :3 this uWu wemotion >_> of OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and xDD hew -^-^ Is practice :33 onwy. >w< Give me my ^-^ sewvant fowth. -uWu Go tell OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and xDD 's UwU wife uWu I'wd speak with ^w^ them- -Nyow, >_> pwesentwy. UwU Bid them come :3 fowth ÚwÚ and hear uWu me, -Ow at theiw ;;w;; chambew xDD doow I'll beat OwO the uWu dwum -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it x3 cwy ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to :33 death. ->w< Gwou. I would ^.^ have >w< aww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; betwixt you. UwU Exit. -Lear. :3 O uWu me, my xDD heawt, my x3 wising >_< heawt! But ÚwÚ down! -;;w;; Foow. OwO Cwy ^-^ to it, :3 nyuncwe, as OwO the >_< cocknyey >_> did ^-^ to OwO the eels when ^.^ she ->w< put >w< 'em >w< i' th' UwU paste >_> awive. She x3 knyapp'd >w< 'em o' th' uWu coxcombs with -:3 a ÚwÚ stick ÚwÚ and :3 cwied ;;w;; 'Down, wantons, OwO down!' ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD hew bwothew UwU that, -in ÚwÚ puwe >_> kindnyess ^-^ to his OwO howse, buttewed his ^.^ hay. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Cownwaww, Regan, ^-^ Gwoucestew, Sewvants. - -Lear. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you >_> both. -OwO Cown. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to >_> youw Grace! -xDD Kent here xDD set at :33 wibewty. -UwU Weg. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw uWu Highnyess. -Lear. Regan, I ÚwÚ think you ;;w;; awe; I xDD knyow what reason -I ^.^ have ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. >w< If :3 thou shouldst ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU gwad, -I would divorce me ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_> mothew's OwO tomb, -Sepulchring OwO an ^-^ aduwtwess. uWu [To Kent] :33 O, awe you free? -uWu Some uWu othew UwU time uWu fow xDD that.- Bewuvd Regan, -x3 Thy ;;w;; sistew's ^.^ nyaught. :3 O Regan, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath tied -Shawp-tooth'd unkindnyess, >_< wike :3 a :33 vuwtuwe, :3 hewe! -[Lays his hand uWu on his ÚwÚ heawt.] -I can scarce speak ^-^ to thee. OwO Thou'wt ^.^ nyot believe -x3 With how deprav'd :3 a quality- :3 O :3 Wegan! -UwU Weg. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, UwU take uWu patience. I ^.^ have >w< hope -You less xDD knyow how ^-^ to >_< vawue xDD hew desewt ->w< Than ^.^ she ^-^ to xDD scant xDD hew >_< duty. -Lear. Say, how :3 is ÚwÚ that? -UwU Weg. I cannyot ÚwÚ think my ^-^ sistew in OwO the :33 weast -Wouwd x3 faiw xDD hew obwigation. ^.^ If, ;;w;; siw, UwU pewchance -She ^.^ have x3 westwain'd OwO the wiots >_> of >_> youw xDD fowwowews, -^.^ 'Tis uWu on such >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to such >_> whowesome end, -UwU As clears xDD hew ^-^ fwom >w< aww blame. -Lear. UwU My cuwses uWu on her! -UwU Weg. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, you awe ÚwÚ owd! -:3 Nyatuwe in you ^-^ stands uWu on OwO the vewy >_> vewge -x3 Of xDD hew confinye. You shouwd >w< be rul'd, ÚwÚ and wed -By >w< some >_< discwetion UwU that :33 discewns >_> youw OwO state ->_< Bettew than you OwO youwsewf. OwO Thewefowe I pray you -:33 That ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew you ^-^ do ^-^ make ;;w;; wetuwn; -Say you ^.^ have wrong'd UwU hew, sir. -Lear. ^-^ Ask xDD hew forgiveness? -Do you uWu but mark how :3 this >_< becomes OwO the uWu house: ->_< 'Deaw >_> daughtew, I x3 confess UwU that I x3 am ^.^ owd. [Kneels.] -Age :3 is unnecessary. uWu On my knyees I UwU beg -:33 That ^w^ you'ww OwO vouchsafe me raiment, :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^.^ food.' -UwU Weg. Good ;;w;; siw, nyo ;;w;; mowe! ^.^ These awe ^.^ unsightwy tricks. -Wetuwn you ^-^ to my sistew. -Lear. [rises] OwO Nyevew, :3 Wegan! -She ;;w;; hath ;;w;; abated me >_> of half my twain; -Wook'd bwack x3 upon me; struck me with xDD hew tongue, -uWu Most serpent-like, x3 upon OwO the vewy ÚwÚ heawt. -^-^ Aww OwO the xDD stow'd ;;w;; vengeances >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ faww -uWu On xDD hew >_< ingwatefuw >_< top! Stwike xDD hew x3 young OwO bonyes, -You ^-^ taking aiws, with lameness! -OwO Cown. :33 Fie, ;;w;; siw, fie! -Lear. You nimble x3 wightnyings, ^w^ dawt >_> youw :33 bwinding ^.^ fwames -x3 Into xDD hew scownfuw >_> eyes! >_< Infect xDD hew :3 beauty, -You :3 fen-suck'd ;;w;; fogs, :33 dwawn uWu by OwO the :33 pow'wfuw >_> sun, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and bwast xDD hew pwide! -UwU Weg. :3 O OwO the bwest x3 gods! OwO so uWu wiww you ^w^ wish uWu on me -When OwO the wash >w< mood :3 is x3 on. -Lear. No, Regan, :3 thou ^-^ shawt never ^.^ have my curse. -x3 Thy tender-hefted ^-^ nyatuwe uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give -ÚwÚ Thee o'ew ^-^ to harshness. Her eyes awe fiewce; uWu but UwU thinye -Do UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot burn. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot in ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ gwudge my pleasures, ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off my OwO twain, -ÚwÚ To :33 bandy ^-^ hasty x3 wowds, ^-^ to xDD scant my x3 sizes, -And, in ;;w;; concwusion, ^-^ to oppose OwO the >_< bowt -uWu Against my UwU coming in. Thou better uWu knyow'st -The ^-^ offices >_> of UwU nyatuwe, bond >_> of ^w^ chiwdhood, -x3 Effects >_> of couwtesy, uWu dues >_> of gwatitude. -x3 Thy half o' th' :3 kingdom x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowgot, -OwO Whewein I ÚwÚ thee >w< endow'd. -UwU Weg. Good ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. -:33 Tucket within. -Lear. OwO Who >w< put my man >w< i' th' ÚwÚ stocks? -OwO Cown. What trumpet's ÚwÚ that? -UwU Weg. I knyow't- my >_> sistew's. :3 This ^w^ appwuvs xDD hew letter, -:33 That ^.^ she would >_> soon >w< be here. - -x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -^-^ Is >_> youw wady ^.^ come? -Lear. :3 This :3 is :3 a slave, uWu whose easy-bowwowed uWu pwide -OwO Dwewws in OwO the OwO fickwe OwO gwace >_> of xDD hew ^.^ he ;;w;; fowwows. -:33 Out, ÚwÚ vawwet, ^-^ fwom my uWu sight! -OwO Cown. What :3 means >_> youw :33 Gwace? - -x3 Entew ^-^ Gonyewiw. - -Lear. OwO Who OwO stock'd my :3 sewvant? Regan, I ^.^ have good >w< hope -Thou didst ^.^ nyot xDD knyow on't.- OwO Who comes hewe? :3 O >_< heavens! ->w< If you ^-^ do love ^.^ owd ^-^ men, ^-^ if >_> youw ^w^ sweet ^.^ sway -Allow obedience- ^-^ if youwsewves awe >_> owd, -UwU Make ^.^ it >_> youw xDD cause! >_> Send down, ÚwÚ and UwU take my part! -uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] Awt ^.^ nyot asham'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 this x3 beawd?- -:3 O Regan, xDD wiwt :3 thou UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the ^.^ hand? -uWu Gon. UwU Why ^.^ nyot uWu by th' ;;w;; hand, sir? OwO How ^.^ have I >w< offended? -x3 Aww's ^.^ nyot OwO offence UwU that indiscwetion ^.^ finds -And ;;w;; dotage >_> tewms ÚwÚ so. -Lear. :3 O :3 sides, you awe xDD too ;;w;; tough! -uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; howd? OwO How came my man >w< i' th' ÚwÚ stocks? -OwO Cown. I xDD set him there, siw; uWu but his >_> own >w< disowdews -Deserv'd >w< much less :3 advancement. -Lear. ÚwÚ You? OwO Did you? -UwU Weg. I pray you, fathew, being ;;w;; weak, ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ so. -^.^ If, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >_> expiwation >_> of >_> youw ^w^ month, -You uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and sojouwn with my ;;w;; sistew, -ÚwÚ Dismissing half >_> youw OwO twain, come then ^-^ to >_> me. -I x3 am :3 nyow ^-^ fwom home, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of UwU that pwovision -^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be :3 nyeedfuw uWu fow >_> youw entewtainment. -Lear. Wetuwn ^-^ to UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty x3 men x3 dismiss'd? -No, wathew I abjure >w< aww uWu woofs, ÚwÚ and OwO choose -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wage x3 against OwO the :33 enmity o' th' :3 aiw, -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a :3 comwade with OwO the ^.^ wowf ÚwÚ and >_> oww- -^w^ Nyecessity's shawp ^.^ pinch! Wetuwn with uWu hew? -ÚwÚ Why, OwO the >w< hot-bwooded UwU Fwance, UwU that dowerless took -Our ^w^ youngest :33 bown, I :33 couwd as ;;w;; weww >w< be ^w^ bwought -ÚwÚ To knee his thwonye, :3 and, squiwe-wike, UwU pension UwU beg -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep base life ^.^ afoot. Wetuwn with uWu hew? -Pewsuade me wathew ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ swave ÚwÚ and :3 sumptew -ÚwÚ To :3 this :3 detested >w< gwoom. ÚwÚ [Points at UwU Oswawd.] -uWu Gon. ^.^ At >_> youw choice, sir. -Lear. I ;;w;; pwithee, >_> daughtew, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me ^w^ mad. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot twoubwe ^.^ thee, my x3 chiwd; faweweww. ->w< We'ww nyo ^-^ mowe :33 meet, nyo ^-^ mowe UwU see ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. -But ÚwÚ yet :3 thou art my x3 fwesh, my blood, my ^-^ daughtew; -Ow wathew :3 a ^-^ disease that's in my x3 fwesh, -^w^ Which I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds caww x3 minye. Thou art :3 a boiw, -OwO A pwague sore, OwO an >w< embossed cawbuncwe -UwU In my >_< cowwupted bwood. But I'll ^.^ nyot ^w^ chide thee. ->_> Wet ÚwÚ shame come when ^.^ it wiww, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot caww it. -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid OwO the >w< Thundew-beawew >_> shoot -Nyow tell tales >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO high-judging Jove. -Mend when :3 thou OwO canst; >w< be better at >w< thy >_< weisuwe; -I can >w< be :3 patient, I can stay with Regan, -I ÚwÚ and my ^-^ hundwed uWu knyights. -UwU Weg. :3 Nyot ^-^ awtogethew ÚwÚ so. -I ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot uWu fow you >_> yet, :3 nyow x3 am provided ->_< Fow >_> youw x3 fit welcome. >w< Give eaw, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my sistew; ->_< Fow x3 those UwU that :3 mingwe reason with >_> youw passion -Must >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ÚwÚ think you >_> owd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; so- -But ^.^ she knows what ^.^ she >w< does. -Lear. ^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; weww x3 spoken? -UwU Weg. I dare >_< avouch it, sir. >_> What, ^w^ fifty >_> fowwowews? -^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot uWu weww? What shouwd you :3 nyeed >_> of >_> mowe? -xDD Yea, ^w^ ow OwO so many, x3 sith UwU that uWu both chawge ÚwÚ and danger -^w^ Speak >w< 'gainst OwO so gweat :3 a number? OwO How in ^-^ onye house -;;w;; Shouwd many ;;w;; peopwe, uWu undew two commands, -Hold uWu amity? ^.^ 'Tis >_> hawd; ^w^ awmost >_> impossibwe. -uWu Gon. UwU Why UwU might ^.^ nyot you, my lord, weceive uWu attendance -From x3 those UwU that ^.^ she calls servants, ^w^ ow ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ minye? -UwU Weg. UwU Why ;;w;; nyot, my UwU wowd? >w< If then uWu they chanc'd ^-^ to swack >_< ye, -We :33 couwd ÚwÚ contwow ^.^ them. >w< If you uWu wiww come ^-^ to me -^.^ (Fow :3 nyow I UwU spy :3 a >w< dangew), I entweat you -ÚwÚ To bwing uWu but :3 five-and-twenty. ÚwÚ To nyo ^-^ mowe -uWu Wiww I ^w^ give place ^w^ ow OwO nyotice. -Lear. I >_> gave you xDD aww- -UwU Weg. And in good UwU time you >_> gave ^.^ it! -Lear. ^w^ Made you my ^.^ guawdians, my uWu depositawies; -But ^-^ kept :3 a ;;w;; wesewvation ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fowwowed -x3 With such :3 a >w< nyumbew. >_> What, >w< must I come ^-^ to you -x3 With five-and-twenty, UwU Wegan? :33 Said you so? -UwU Weg. And :33 speak't UwU again my :33 wowd. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe with >_> me. -Lear. Those ;;w;; wicked cweatuwes ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook ^.^ weww-favouw'd -When ÚwÚ othews awe ^-^ mowe ^.^ wicked; ^.^ nyot being OwO the wowst -;;w;; Stands in >w< some :3 wank >_> of :3 pwaise. uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] I'll >w< go with thee. -x3 Thy ^w^ fifty ÚwÚ yet doth double five-and-twenty, -And :3 thou art ^w^ twice xDD hew wuv. -uWu Gon. OwO Heaw, uWu me, my :33 wowd. -What :3 nyeed you five-and-twenty, ten, ^w^ ow >_> five, -ÚwÚ To follow in :3 a house xDD whewe ^w^ twice OwO so many ->_< Have :3 a xDD command ^-^ to tend you? -UwU Weg. What :3 nyeed ÚwÚ onye? -Lear. :33 O, reason ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO nyeed! Our ÚwÚ basest >_< beggaws -uWu Awe in OwO the ^-^ poowest xDD thing supewfwuous. -Allow ^.^ nyot ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ mowe than ^-^ nyatuwe needs, ->w< Man's life :3 is UwU cheap as beast's. Thou art :3 a >_> wady: ->w< If only ^-^ to >w< go warm ;;w;; wewe :33 gowgeous, -ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot what :3 thou gorgeous wear'st -^w^ Which ^-^ scawcewy >_< keeps ÚwÚ thee wawm. But, uWu fow OwO twue need- -You uWu heavens, ^w^ give me UwU that >_> patience, >_< patience I OwO nyeed! -You UwU see me ;;w;; hewe, you >_< gods, :3 a UwU poow ^.^ owd man, -UwU As :33 fuww >_> of >w< gwief as :33 age; wwetched in >_> both. ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be you UwU that OwO stiws ^.^ these x3 daughtews' hearts -uWu Against theiw fathew, OwO foow me ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much -ÚwÚ To bear ^.^ it >w< tamewy; ^.^ touch me with x3 nyobwe angew, -And let ^.^ nyot women's x3 weapons, >w< watew drops, -Stain my ÚwÚ man's cheeks! No, you uWu unnyatuwaw uWu hags! -I uWu wiww ^.^ have such revenges uWu on you uWu both -:33 That >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd shaww- I uWu wiww ^-^ do such things- -What uWu they awe >_> yet, I xDD knyow not; uWu but uWu they uWu shaww >w< be -The terrors >_> of OwO the earth! You ÚwÚ think I'll weep. -No, I'll ^.^ nyot weep. -I ^.^ have :33 fuww cause >_> of :3 weeping, uWu but :3 this OwO heawt -:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO into :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand :3 fwaws -Ow ewe I'll weep. :3 O fool, I uWu shaww >w< go uWu mad! ->_< Exeunt Lear, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. Storm ÚwÚ and -^w^ tempest. -OwO Cown. >_> Wet OwO us withdwaw; 'twill >w< be :3 a ^.^ stowm. -UwU Weg. :3 This house :3 is >w< wittwe; OwO the ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and xDD 's ^w^ peopwe -Cannyot >w< be ;;w;; weww >w< bestow'd. -uWu Gon. ^.^ 'Tis his >_> own ^-^ bwame; ;;w;; hath >w< put ^-^ himsewf ^-^ fwom west -And >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ÚwÚ taste his fowwy. -UwU Weg. >_< Fow his :33 pawticuwaw, I'll weceive him UwU gwadwy, -But ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye x3 fowwowew. -uWu Gon. ^w^ So x3 am I purpos'd. -:3 Whewe :3 is my Wowd >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? -OwO Cown. >_< Fowwowed OwO the ^.^ owd man fowth. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Gwoucestew. - -ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. ->w< Gwou. The UwU King :3 is in UwU high xDD wage. -OwO Cown. Whither :3 is ^.^ he going? ->w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He calls ^-^ to OwO howse, uWu but uWu wiww I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot whither. -OwO Cown. ^.^ 'Tis :33 best ^-^ to ^w^ give him OwO way; ^.^ he weads :3 himsewf. -uWu Gon. UwU My lord, entweat him uWu by nyo :3 means ^-^ to >_> stay. ->w< Gwou. Awack, OwO the night comes OwO on, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< bweak x3 winds -Do sorely uWu wuffwe. >_< Fow many :3 miwes about -There's scarce :3 a bush. -UwU Weg. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to wilful x3 men -The injuwies UwU that uWu they themsewves procure -Must >w< be theiw >_< schoowmastews. OwO Shut OwO up >_> youw doows. -ÚwÚ He :3 is attended with :3 a desperate OwO twain, -And what uWu they ^-^ may >_> incense him ^.^ to, being :3 apt -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his ear abus'd, OwO wisdom >_< bids fear. -OwO Cown. OwO Shut OwO up >_> youw doors, my uWu wowd: 'tis :3 a wiwd ^-^ nyight. -UwU My :33 Wegan counsels :33 weww. Come >_< out o' th' ^.^ stowm. [Exeunt.] - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. -OwO A heath. - -Storm ^.^ stiww. x3 Entew xDD Kent ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ Gentweman at uWu sevewaw doows. - -x3 Kent. >w< Who's there, >w< besides ;;w;; fouw weather? -:33 Gent. >_< Onye >_> minded >_< wike OwO the xDD weathew, UwU most ;;w;; unquietwy. -x3 Kent. I xDD knyow you. Where's OwO the ^.^ King? -:33 Gent. Contending with OwO the fretful uWu ewements; -Bids OwO the ^.^ wind blow OwO the :3 eawth OwO into OwO the >_< sea, -Ow sweww OwO the ^.^ cuwwed UwU watews >w< 'buv OwO the :33 main, -:33 That >w< things UwU might >_> change ^w^ ow uWu cease; ;;w;; teaws his >_> white >_> haiw, -^w^ Which OwO the :3 impetuous ^.^ bwasts, with eyeless wage, ->_> Catch in theiw :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ make nyothing >w< of; -OwO Stwives in his wittwe x3 wowwd >_> of man ^-^ to OwO outscown -The xDD to-and-fwo-confwicting ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and :33 wain. -:3 This night, wherein OwO the cub-dwawn bear would couch, -The x3 wion ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; bewwy-pinched ^.^ wowf -Keep theiw x3 fuw >_> dwy, unbonnyeted ^.^ he wuns, -And >_< bids what uWu wiww UwU take all. -x3 Kent. But ^-^ who :3 is with OwO him? -:33 Gent. None uWu but OwO the fool, ^-^ who x3 wabouws ^-^ to outjest -His heawt-stwuck >w< injuwies. -x3 Kent. >_> Siw, I ^-^ do xDD knyow you, -And dare x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; wawwant >_> of my ^-^ nyote -ÚwÚ Commend :3 a dear xDD thing ^-^ to you. Thewe :3 is *looks away* division -OwO (Awthough as ÚwÚ yet OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of ^.^ it >w< be uWu cuvw'd -x3 With OwO mutuaw x3 cunnying) :33 'twixt Awbany ÚwÚ and OwO Cownwaww; -OwO Who ^.^ have >w< (as ^-^ who ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, UwU that theiw gweat x3 staws -Thron'd ÚwÚ and xDD set ÚwÚ high?) servants, ^-^ who ÚwÚ seem nyo ^.^ wess, -^w^ Which awe ^-^ to Fwance OwO the spies ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ specuwations -Intelligent >_> of ^-^ ouw state. What ;;w;; hath >_< been ^.^ seen, -x3 Eithew in ÚwÚ snyuffs ÚwÚ and >w< packings >_> of OwO the Dukes, -Ow OwO the ^-^ hawd rein ;;w;; which uWu both >_> of them ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye -uWu Against OwO the ^.^ owd >w< kind ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow xDD something deeper, -x3 Wheweof, UwU pewchance, ^.^ these awe uWu but furnishings- -But, OwO twue ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^-^ fwom Fwance there comes :3 a power -x3 Into :3 this ;;w;; scattewed UwU kingdom, ^-^ who uWu awweady, -xDD Wise in ^-^ ouw nyegwigence, ^.^ have >w< secwet :3 feet -UwU In >w< some >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 best ;;w;; powts ÚwÚ and awe at point -ÚwÚ To show theiw open ;;w;; bannyew. Nyow ^-^ to >w< you: ->w< If uWu on my ÚwÚ cwedit you dare build OwO so :3 faw -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> youw ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to Dover, you uWu shaww find -uWu Some UwU that uWu wiww :3 thank you, :33 making ^.^ just wepowt -x3 Of how uWu unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ bemadding UwU sowwow -The UwU King ;;w;; hath cause ^-^ to plain. -I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and breeding, -And ^-^ fwom >w< some knowledge ÚwÚ and assuwance :3 offew -:3 This >w< office ^-^ to you. -:33 Gent. I uWu wiww talk further with you. -x3 Kent. No, ^-^ do not. ->_< Fow >_> confiwmation UwU that I x3 am >w< much ^-^ mowe ->w< Than my UwU out-waww, open :3 this >_> puwse ÚwÚ and UwU take -What ^.^ it xDD contains. >w< If you uWu shaww UwU see Cordelia -UwU (As ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot uWu but you shall), show xDD hew :3 this ;;w;; wing, -And ^.^ she uWu wiww tell you ^-^ who >_> youw :3 fewwow :3 is -:33 That ÚwÚ yet you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. ;;w;; Fie uWu on :3 this :33 stowm! -I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek OwO the King. -:33 Gent. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. >_< Have you nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say? -x3 Kent. :3 Few x3 wowds, ;;w;; but, ^-^ to >_> effect, ^-^ mowe than >w< aww :33 yet: -That, when ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the UwU King >_> (in ;;w;; which >_> youw pain -:33 That >_< way, I'll this), ^.^ he UwU that ^.^ fiwst lights uWu on him -Howwa OwO the other. ->_< Exeunt uWu [sevewawwy]. - - - - -Scene >_> II. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the heath. - -Storm ^.^ stiww. x3 Entew OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. - -Lear. >_> Bwow, ^.^ winds, ÚwÚ and >_< cwack >_> youw cheeks! rage! bwow! -You >_> catawacts ÚwÚ and ^.^ huwwicanyoes, >_> spout -;;w;; Tiww you ^.^ have ;;w;; dwench'd ^-^ ouw >_> steepwes, ÚwÚ dwown'd OwO the >_> cocks! -You ÚwÚ suwph'wous ÚwÚ and thought-executing xDD fiwes, ->_> Vaunt-couwiews ^-^ to oak-cweaving thunderbolts, -^.^ Singe my >_> white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder, -Stwike fwat OwO the OwO thick rotundity o' th' UwU wowwd, -^.^ Cwack x3 Nyatuwe's :33 mouwds, >w< aww ;;w;; gewmains uWu spiww at once, -:33 That makes >_< ingwatefuw ^w^ man! -;;w;; Foow. :3 O :3 nyuncwe, couwt holy >w< watew in :3 a OwO dwy house :3 is better than :3 this -;;w;; wain >w< watew >_< out o' ^w^ doow. Good :3 nyuncwe, ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >w< thy daughters -blessing! Here's :3 a night UwU pities nether xDD wise x3 men :3 nyow fools. -Lear. OwO Wumbwe >w< thy :3 bewwyfuw! ÚwÚ Spit, ÚwÚ fiwe! spout, rain! -Nyow wain, wind, thunder, x3 fiwe awe my :33 daughtews. -I >_> tax ^.^ nyot you, you elements, with ;;w;; unkindnyess. -I never >_> gave you UwU kingdom, xDD caww'd you ^-^ chiwdwen, -You owe me nyo :3 subscwiption. ;;w;; Then let ^-^ faww -Your horrible ÚwÚ pweasuwe. ;;w;; Hewe I ^.^ stand >_> youw slave, -OwO A xDD poow, >_< infiwm, ;;w;; weak, ÚwÚ and UwU despis'd ^.^ owd xDD man. -But ÚwÚ yet I caww you sewviwe minyistews, -:33 That uWu wiww with two pernicious daughters >_> join -Your :3 high-engendew'd ^.^ battwes >w< 'gainst :3 a head -^w^ So ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> white as x3 this! O! O! 'tis fouw! -;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has :3 a house ^-^ to >w< put xDD 's head in >_> has :3 a good x3 head-piece. -The x3 codpiece UwU that uWu wiww house -Before OwO the head >_> has >_< any, -The head ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< wouse: -^w^ So >_< beggaws ÚwÚ mawwy ^.^ many. -The man UwU that makes his >_> toe -What ^.^ he his OwO heawt shouwd ^-^ make -:33 Shaww >_> of :3 a >w< cown x3 cwy x3 woe, -And xDD tuwn his ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to :33 wake. ->_< Fow there ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet fair ^-^ woman uWu but ^.^ she :3 made OwO mouths in :3 a -gwass. - -x3 Entew x3 Kent. - -Lear. No, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO the ^w^ pattewn >_> of >w< aww patience; -I uWu wiww uWu say nothing. -x3 Kent. >w< Who's thewe? -;;w;; Foow. x3 Mawwy, >w< hewe's OwO gwace ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ codpiece; that's :3 a xDD wise man ÚwÚ and :3 a ->_> foow. -x3 Kent. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, awe you hewe? OwO Things UwU that love night -^-^ Wuv ^.^ nyot such nyights as :3 these. The xDD wwathfuw >_< skies -;;w;; Gawwow OwO the vewy ^-^ wandewews >_> of OwO the dark -And ^-^ make them ^-^ keep theiw caves. x3 Since I ÚwÚ was man, -Such sheets >_> of fire, such bursts >_> of horrid thunder, -Such groans >_> of roaring ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and wain, I never -Wemembew ^-^ to ^.^ have UwU heawd. >w< Man's ^-^ nyatuwe cannyot carry -^-^ Th' affliction :3 nyow OwO the fear. -Lear. >_> Wet OwO the gweat >_< gods, -:33 That ^-^ keep :3 this dreadful ;;w;; puddew o'ew ^-^ ouw UwU heads, -Find >_< out theiw >_> enyemies OwO nyow. Tremble, :3 thou >_< wwetch, -:33 That x3 hast within ÚwÚ thee undivulged >w< cwimes ->_> Unwhipp'd >_> of :33 justice. :33 Hide ^.^ thee, :3 thou bwoody >w< hand; -Thou uWu pewjuw'd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou simuwaw man >_> of :3 viwtue -:33 That art uWu incestuous. x3 Caitiff, in ;;w;; pieces >_< shake -:33 That uWu undew covert ÚwÚ and UwU convenyient seeming -xDD Hast practis'd uWu on ÚwÚ man's wife. Close OwO pent-up x3 guiwts, -Wive >_> youw >w< conceawing :3 continyents, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy -^.^ These dreadful summoners >_< gwace. I x3 am :3 a man -Mowe :3 sinn'd x3 against than UwU sinnying. -x3 Kent. Awack, ^w^ baweheaded? -xDD Gwacious my lord, ^-^ hawd uWu by here :3 is :3 a huvw; -uWu Some friendship uWu wiww ^.^ it lend you >w< 'gainst OwO the ^w^ tempest. -^w^ Wepose you there, UwU whiwst I ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ hawd house -^.^ (Mowe x3 hawdew than OwO the >w< stonyes ^w^ wheweof 'tis >w< wais'd, -^w^ Which x3 even uWu but nyow, ÚwÚ demanding aftew you, -^-^ Denyied me ^-^ to come in) return, ÚwÚ and x3 fowce -Their scanted courtesy. -Lear. UwU My xDD wits begin ^-^ to OwO tuwn. -Come OwO on, my ÚwÚ boy. OwO How dost, my x3 boy? Awt ;;w;; cowd? -I x3 am x3 cowd ^-^ mysewf. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this straw, my fewwow? -The art >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyecessities :3 is stwange, -:33 That can ^-^ make :3 viwe >w< things xDD pwecious. ^w^ Come, >_> youw :33 huvw. -OwO Poow OwO foow ÚwÚ and >_< knyave, I ^.^ have ^-^ onye part in my OwO heawt -^.^ That's >_< sowwy ÚwÚ yet uWu fow thee. -;;w;; Foow. [sings] - -ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has ÚwÚ and :3 a wittwe uWu tiny :33 wit- -x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the rain- -Must ^-^ make ^.^ content with his :3 fowtunyes ^.^ fit, ->_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. - -Lear. ÚwÚ Twue, my good ÚwÚ boy. ^w^ Come, bwing OwO us ^-^ to :3 this :33 huvw. ->_< Exeunt [Weaw ÚwÚ and UwU Kent]. -;;w;; Foow. :3 This :3 is :3 a bwave night ^-^ to cool :3 a couwtesan. I'll speak :3 a -prophecy ewe I go: -When priests awe ^-^ mowe in >_> wowd than matter; -When >w< bwewews mar theiw malt with water; -When nobles awe theiw taiwows' xDD tutows, -:3 Nyo OwO hewetics burn'd, uWu but >_< wenches' ÚwÚ suitows; -When every UwU case in OwO waw :3 is >_< wight, -:3 Nyo squire in >_> debt :3 nyow nyo UwU poow OwO knyight; -When swandews ^-^ do ^.^ nyot live in OwO tongues, -Nyow cutpuwses come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO thwongs; -When ^.^ usuwews tell theiw gold >w< i' th' field, -And ^.^ bawds ÚwÚ and >w< whowes ^-^ do chuwches build: -;;w;; Then uWu shaww OwO the >_< weawm >_> of Albion -Come ^-^ to gweat UwU confusion. -;;w;; Then comes OwO the UwU time, ^-^ who ;;w;; wives ^-^ to >_< see't, -:33 That ^-^ going uWu shaww >w< be :33 us'd with ;;w;; feet. -:3 This prophecy ^-^ Mewwin uWu shaww >_> make, uWu fow I live before his xDD time. -UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and ^.^ Edmund. - ->w< Gwou. Awack, :33 awack, ^.^ Edmund, I >_< wike ^.^ nyot :3 this uWu unnyatuwaw deawing! When -I >w< desiw'd theiw xDD weave UwU that I UwU might ^-^ pity ^w^ him, uWu they took ^-^ fwom me -OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of >_< minye >_> own OwO house, OwO chawg'd me uWu on pain >_> of x3 pewpetuaw -xDD dispweasuwe neither ^-^ to speak >_> of ^w^ him, entweat uWu fow ^w^ him, :3 nyow ^-^ any -uWu way sustain >_> him. -Edm. uWu Most savage ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw! ->w< Gwou. uWu Go to; uWu say you nothing. Thewe :3 is *looks away* division ;;w;; betwixt OwO the Dukes, -ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< wowse matter than ;;w;; that. I ^.^ have >_< weceived :3 a letter :3 this -night- 'tis dangewous ^-^ to >w< be spoken- I ^.^ have wock'd OwO the letter in -my ^w^ cwoset. ^.^ These injuwies OwO the UwU King :3 nyow uWu beaws uWu wiww >w< be :33 wevenged ->_< home; :33 thewe's part >_> of :3 a power already OwO footed; ^-^ we >w< must :33 incwinye ^-^ to -OwO the King. I uWu wiww >w< seek him ÚwÚ and privily relieve >_> him. uWu Go you ÚwÚ and -maintain talk with OwO the Duke, UwU that my charity >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of him -perceived. >w< If ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask uWu fow uWu me, I x3 am i-iww ÚwÚ and gonye ^-^ to bed. ^-^ Though I -die UwU fow't, as nyo less :3 is threat'ned uWu me, OwO the UwU King my ^.^ owd ^w^ mastew ->w< must >w< be relieved. Thewe :3 is >w< some ÚwÚ stwange xDD thing toward, ^.^ Edmund. -;;w;; Pway you >w< be UwU cawefuw. UwU Exit. -Edm. :3 This couwtesy, fowbid ^.^ thee, uWu shaww OwO the UwU Duke -Instantwy >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and >_> of UwU that letter ^w^ too. -:3 This uWu seems :3 a fair desewving, ÚwÚ and >w< must dwaw me -:33 That ;;w;; which my fathew :33 woses- nyo less than all. -The ^.^ youngew >w< wises when OwO the ^.^ owd doth OwO faww. UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -The heath. Before :3 a :33 huvw. - -Storm ^.^ stiww. x3 Entew Lear, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. - -x3 Kent. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the place, my :33 wowd. Good my lord, >_> entew. -The ^w^ tywanny >_> of OwO the open night xDD 's xDD too xDD wough ->_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to endure. -Lear. >_> Wet me awonye. -x3 Kent. Good my lord, ÚwÚ entew here. -Lear. uWu Wiwt >_< bweak my :3 heawt? -x3 Kent. I xDD had wathew >_< bweak >_< minye >w< own. Good my lord, >_> entew. -Lear. Thou think'st 'tis >w< much UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ contentious :3 stowm -xDD Invades OwO us ^-^ to OwO the skin. ^w^ So 'tis ^-^ to thee; -But xDD whewe OwO the gweatew mawady :3 is xDD fix'd, -The ^.^ wessew :3 is scarce felt. xDD Thou'dst :3 shun :3 a bear; -But ^-^ if >w< thy flight uWu way towawd OwO the >_< waging >_< sea, -xDD Thou'dst ^.^ meet OwO the bear >w< i' th' UwU mouth. When OwO the xDD mind's ^.^ fwee, -The body's delicate. The ^w^ tempest in my :33 mind -^-^ Doth ^-^ fwom my UwU senses UwU take >w< aww feeling ewse -ÚwÚ Save what x3 beats ^.^ thewe. ÚwÚ Fiwiaw ingratitude! -^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot as :3 this OwO mouth shouwd >w< teaw :3 this hand ->_< Fow ;;w;; wifting >_< food to't? But I uWu wiww punish x3 home! -No, I uWu wiww weep nyo more. UwU In such :3 a night -xDD 'To OwO shut me ;;w;; out! uWu Pouw OwO on; I uWu wiww endure. -UwU In such :3 a night as x3 this! :3 O Regan, Goneril! -Your ^.^ owd >w< kind fathew, uWu whose :3 fwank OwO heawt >_> gave all! -:33 O, UwU that uWu way UwU madnyess wies; let me :3 shun >w< that! -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. -x3 Kent. Good my lord, ÚwÚ entew here. -Lear. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< go in thysewf; >w< seek UwU thinye >_> own OwO ease. -:3 This ^w^ tempest uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ponder -uWu On >w< things would hurt me more. But I'll >w< go in. -uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] ;;w;; In, >w< boy; >w< go fiwst.- You housewess x3 puvwty- -;;w;; Nyay, >_< get ÚwÚ thee in. I'll pray, ÚwÚ and then I'll ^-^ sweep. -Exit ;;w;; [Foow]. -OwO Poow ^.^ nyaked wwetches, wheresoe'er you awe, -:33 That xDD bide OwO the xDD pewting >_> of :3 this pitiless storm, -OwO How uWu shaww >_> youw housewess :3 heads ÚwÚ and ^.^ unfed :3 sides, -Your woop'd ÚwÚ and uWu window'd >w< waggednyess, ^w^ defend you -From >_< seasons such as ^w^ these? :33 O, I ^.^ have ta'en -:3 Too wittwe cawe >_> of x3 this! ;;w;; Take physic, ^-^ pomp; -Expose thyself ^-^ to ;;w;; feew what wwetches x3 feew, -:33 That :3 thou uWu mayst >_< shake OwO the supewfwux ^-^ to them -And show OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ mowe :3 just. -Edg. ^-^ [within] OwO Fathom ÚwÚ and ^.^ hawf, ;;w;; fathom ÚwÚ and hawf! OwO Poow >w< Tom! - -x3 Entew Foow ^.^ [fwom OwO the ÚwÚ huvw]. - -;;w;; Foow. Come ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; hewe, :3 nyuncwe, >w< hewe's :3 a spirit. Hewp uWu me, ^w^ hewp UwU me! -x3 Kent. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. >w< Who's thewe? -;;w;; Foow. OwO A ^.^ spiwit, :3 a spirit! ÚwÚ He :33 says his nyame's UwU poow ^-^ Tom. -x3 Kent. What art :3 thou UwU that OwO dost >_< gwumbwe there >w< i' th' straw? -Come fowth. - -x3 Entew Edgar OwO [disguised as :3 a madman]. - -Edg. xDD Away! OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend UwU fowwows UwU me! ^.^ Thwough OwO the shawp hawthown -uWu bwows OwO the x3 cowd wind. :33 Humh! >w< go ^-^ to >w< thy x3 cowd :33 bed, ÚwÚ and warm thee. -Lear. xDD Hast :3 thou >w< given >w< aww ^-^ to >w< thy two daughtews, ÚwÚ and art :3 thou come -^-^ to uWu this? -Edg. OwO Who gives ^w^ anything ^-^ to UwU poow OwO Tom? xDD whom OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend ;;w;; hath wed -OwO thwough x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and OwO thwough >_< fwame, OwO thwough ^-^ fowd ÚwÚ and whirlpool, o'ew -OwO bog ÚwÚ and quagmire; UwU that ;;w;; hath >_> waid :33 knyives uWu undew his piwwow ÚwÚ and -;;w;; hawtews in his >_> pew, xDD set ratsbane uWu by his ^-^ powwidge, :3 made him >_> pwoud ->_> of xDD heawt, ^-^ to ride uWu on :3 a :33 bay trotting horse xDD uvw x3 fouw-inch'd -:33 bwidges, ^-^ to ^-^ couwse his >_> own ;;w;; shadow uWu fow :3 a ^-^ twaitow. ^w^ Bwess >w< thy five -ÚwÚ wits! UwU Tom xDD 's acold. :33 O, ^-^ do de, ^-^ do de, ^-^ do de. ^w^ Bwess ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom -whirlwinds, :33 staw-bwasting, ÚwÚ and ^w^ taking! Do UwU poow UwU Tom >w< some ^w^ chawity, -xDD whom OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend vexes. Thewe :33 couwd I ^.^ have him >w< nyow- ÚwÚ and UwU thewe- -ÚwÚ and there xDD again- ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thewe! -Storm ^.^ stiww. -Lear. >_> What, ^.^ have his daughters ^w^ bwought him ^-^ to :3 this :33 pass? -^w^ Couwdst :3 thou :33 save :3 nyothing? >w< Didst :3 thou ^w^ give >w< 'em all? -;;w;; Foow. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he ^-^ wesewv'd :3 a blanket, ewse ^-^ we xDD had >_< been >w< aww uWu sham'd. -Lear. Nyow >w< aww OwO the pwagues UwU that in OwO the pendulous ÚwÚ aiw ->w< Hang :33 fated o'ew xDD men's faults ^.^ wight uWu on >w< thy daughters! -x3 Kent. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath nyo daughtews, sir. -Lear. Death, traitor! nyothing :33 couwd ^.^ have subdu'd ^-^ nyatuwe -ÚwÚ To such :3 a uWu wownyess uWu but his UwU unkind :33 daughtews. -^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO the ^.^ fashion UwU that ÚwÚ discawded fathews -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; thus wittwe UwU mewcy uWu on theiw flesh? -OwO Judicious punishment! ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 this ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; begot -Those pelican :33 daughtews. -Edg. Piwwicock xDD sat uWu on Pillicock's :3 Hiww. ;;w;; 'Awwow, >_< 'awwow, woo, woo! -;;w;; Foow. :3 This x3 cowd night uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to fools ÚwÚ and >w< madmen. -Edg. ;;w;; Take ^w^ heed o' th' ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend; ^-^ obey >w< thy parents: ^-^ keep >w< thy >_> wowd -UwU justwy; uWu sweaw not; commit ^.^ nyot with ÚwÚ man's sworn spouse; xDD set ^.^ nyot ->w< thy ^w^ sweet OwO heawt uWu on >_> pwoud array. UwU Tom xDD 's acold. -Lear. What x3 hast :3 thou :3 been? -Edg. OwO A :3 sewvingman, >_> pwoud in OwO heawt ÚwÚ and mind; UwU that ;;w;; cuww'd my >_> haiw, -:33 wowe ;;w;; gwuvs in my xDD cap; sewv'd OwO the wust >_> of my x3 mistwess' OwO heawt ÚwÚ and ->_> did OwO the ^.^ act >_> of :3 dawknyess with UwU hew; :33 swowe as many oaths as I ^-^ spake -x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke them in OwO the ^w^ sweet ;;w;; face >_> of ^-^ heaven; ^-^ onye UwU that ->w< swept in OwO the ;;w;; contwiving >_> of >w< wust, ÚwÚ and >w< wak'd ^-^ to ^-^ do it. xDD Winye :33 wov'd -I OwO deepwy, dice deawwy; ÚwÚ and in ^-^ woman out-paramour'd OwO the >w< Tuwk. -UwU Fawse >_> of xDD heawt, ^.^ wight >_> of eaw, bwoody >_> of >w< hand; ^w^ hog in sloth, :3 fox -in steawth, ^.^ wowf in UwU gweedinyess, ^.^ dog in UwU madnyess, x3 wion in >w< pwey. ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 cweaking >_> of ÚwÚ shoes :3 nyow OwO the rustling >_> of silks :33 betway ->w< thy UwU poow OwO heawt ^-^ to OwO woman. Keep >w< thy foot >_< out >_> of :33 bwothew, >w< thy hand ->_< out >_> of :33 pwacket, >w< thy ;;w;; pen ^-^ fwom wendew's book, ÚwÚ and :33 defy OwO the ;;w;; fouw -:33 fiend. OwO Stiww OwO thwough OwO the hawthown uWu bwows OwO the x3 cowd >_> wind; :33 says -^.^ suum, UwU mun, xDD hey, no, ^w^ nyonny. uWu Dowphin my OwO boy, my OwO boy, >w< sessa! let -him UwU twot by. -Storm ^.^ stiww. -Lear. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou ^w^ wewt better in >w< thy grave than ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew with >w< thy -:33 uncuvw'd ÚwÚ body :3 this >_> extwemity >_> of OwO the ^-^ skies. ^-^ Is man nyo ^-^ mowe than -uWu this? Consider him :33 weww. Thou :3 ow'st OwO the wowm nyo silk, OwO the beast -nyo >_> hide, OwO the ;;w;; sheep nyo wool, OwO the ÚwÚ cat nyo OwO pewfume. Ha! Here's three -on's awe sophisticated! Thou art OwO the xDD thing itself; -;;w;; unyaccommodated man :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but such :3 a xDD poow, OwO bawe, ^-^ fowked -^-^ anyimaw as :3 thou awt. >_< Off, OwO off, you ÚwÚ wendings! ^w^ Come, unbutton -here. -:33 [Teaws at his >_> cwothes.] -;;w;; Foow. Prithee, :3 nyuncwe, >w< be ;;w;; contented! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^-^ nyaughty night ^-^ to OwO swim -in. Nyow :3 a wittwe x3 fiwe in :3 a wiwd field ;;w;; wewe >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ wechew's ->_> heawt- :3 a small spark, >w< aww OwO the west on's ÚwÚ body cold. Look, here -comes :3 a walking >w< fiwe. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew with :3 a ^.^ towch. - -Edg. :3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend ^-^ Fwibbewtigibbet. ÚwÚ He begins at curfew, -ÚwÚ and walks ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD cock. ÚwÚ He gives OwO the ^-^ web ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< pin, -^-^ squints OwO the eye, ÚwÚ and makes OwO the hawewip; miwdews OwO the >_> white uWu wheat, -ÚwÚ and hurts OwO the UwU poow ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of xDD eawth. - -x3 Saint x3 Withowd footed ÚwÚ thwice OwO the 'owd; -ÚwÚ He met OwO the ^-^ nyightmawe, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :33 nyinye >_< fowd; -UwU Bid xDD hew :3 awight -And xDD hew troth ^-^ pwight, -And awoint ^.^ thee, witch, awoint thee! - -x3 Kent. OwO How fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? -Lear. What's x3 he? -x3 Kent. >w< Who's thewe? What :3 is't you seek? ->w< Gwou. What awe you thewe? Your names? -Edg. OwO Poow ^.^ Tom, UwU that ;;w;; eats OwO the >_> swimming fwog, OwO the x3 toad, OwO the uWu todpowe, -OwO the :33 waww-nyewt ÚwÚ and OwO the water; UwU that in OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of his xDD heawt, when -OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend rages, ;;w;; eats cow-dung uWu fow sawwets, UwU swawwows OwO the -^.^ owd uWu wat ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ditch-dog, dwinks OwO the green mantle >_> of OwO the -standing >_< poow; ^-^ who :3 is :3 whipp'd ^-^ fwom >_< tithing ^-^ to ^w^ tithing, ÚwÚ and -^-^ stock-punyish'd ÚwÚ and >w< impwison'd; ^-^ who ;;w;; hath xDD had three ÚwÚ suits ^-^ to his -^w^ back, OwO six uWu shiwts ^-^ to his body, horse ^-^ to ride, ÚwÚ and weapons ^-^ to -;;w;; weaw; - -But xDD mice ÚwÚ and ^w^ wats, ÚwÚ and such small ;;w;; deew, ->_< Have >_< been Tom's >_< food uWu fow :3 seven wong xDD yeaw. - ->_< Bewawe my x3 fowwowew. Peace, >_> Smuwkin! :3 peace, :3 thou ^-^ fiend! ->w< Gwou. >_> What, ;;w;; hath >_> youw OwO Gwace nyo better xDD company? -Edg. The pwince >_> of :3 dawknyess :3 is :3 a gentweman! -Modo :33 he's call'd, ÚwÚ and uWu Mahu. ->w< Gwou. Our ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood :3 is UwU gwown OwO so vile, my lord, -:33 That ^.^ it doth UwU hate what gets it. -Edg. OwO Poow UwU Tom xDD 's acold. ->w< Gwou. uWu Go in with >_> me. UwU My >_> duty cannyot suffer -^.^ T' ^-^ obey in >w< aww >_> youw x3 daughtews' ^-^ hawd >_< commands. -^-^ Though theiw x3 injunction >w< be ^-^ to bar my :33 doows -And let :3 this tyrannous night UwU take howd x3 upon you, ->_> Yet ^.^ have I ventuw'd ^-^ to come >w< seek you >_< out -And bwing you xDD whewe uWu both x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >_< food :3 is weady. -Lear. >w< Fiwst let me talk with :3 this :3 phiwosophew. -What :3 is OwO the cause >_> of :33 thundew? -x3 Kent. Good my lord, UwU take his ;;w;; offew; >w< go OwO into th' >_< house. -Lear. I'll talk :3 a >_> wowd with :3 this >_> same ^w^ weawnyed >_> Theban. -What :3 is >_> youw >w< study? -Edg. OwO How ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the x3 fiend ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 kiww ÚwÚ vewmin. -Lear. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ ask you ^-^ onye >_> wowd in ^w^ pwivate. -x3 Kent. UwU Impowtunye him UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. -His xDD wits begin x3 t' unsettwe. ->w< Gwou. OwO Canst :3 thou blame OwO him? -Storm ^.^ stiww. -His daughters >w< seek his :33 death. xDD Ah, UwU that good >w< Kent! -ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ it would >w< be UwU thus- UwU poow banish'd ^w^ man! -Thou xDD say'st OwO the UwU King grows mad: I'll tell ^.^ thee, OwO fwiend, -I x3 am ^w^ awmost mad ^-^ mysewf. I xDD had :3 a UwU son, -Nyow outlaw'd ^-^ fwom my bwood. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ sought my life -But ^w^ watewy, vewy late. I :33 wov'd ^w^ him, xDD fwiend- -:3 Nyo fathew his :3 son ^w^ deawew. ^.^ Twue ^-^ to tell ^.^ thee, -The >w< gwief ;;w;; hath craz'd my UwU wits. What :3 a night xDD 's x3 this! -I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw ^w^ Gwace- -Lear. :33 O, x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, sir. -x3 Nyobwe xDD phiwosophew, >_> youw :33 company. -Edg. Tom's acold. ->w< Gwou. ;;w;; In, fewwow, there, OwO into th' huvw; ^-^ keep ÚwÚ thee wawm. -Lear. ^w^ Come, wet's in all. -x3 Kent. :3 This >_< way, my :33 wowd. -Lear. x3 With :3 him! -I uWu wiww ^-^ keep still with my :3 phiwosophew. -x3 Kent. Good my lord, >_> soothe him; let him UwU take OwO the fewwow. ->w< Gwou. ;;w;; Take him you x3 on. -x3 Kent. Sirrah, come OwO on; >w< go ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ us. -Lear. ^w^ Come, good Athenyian. ->w< Gwou. :3 Nyo x3 wowds, nyo UwU wowds! hush. -Edg. OwO Chiwd >_< Wowwand ^-^ to OwO the dark UwU towew :33 came; -His >_> wowd ÚwÚ was still - -:33 Fie, OwO foh, ÚwÚ and fum! -I smell OwO the UwU bwood >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ Bwitish xDD man. -OwO Exeunt. - -Scene :3 V. -:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. - -x3 Entew >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and ^.^ Edmund. - -OwO Cown. I uWu wiww ^.^ have my wevenge ewe I xDD depawt his >_< house. -Edm. ^-^ How, my lord, I ^-^ may >w< be censuwed, UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; thus gives uWu way ^-^ to -^w^ woyawty, xDD something ^-^ feaws me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of. -OwO Cown. I :3 nyow pewceive ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew >_> youw >_< bwothew's evil -^-^ disposition :3 made him >w< seek his ^w^ death; uWu but :3 a pwovoking merit, xDD set -UwU awowk uWu by :3 a reproveable >_< badnyess in :3 himsewf. -Edm. OwO How :33 mawicious :3 is my >_> fowtunye UwU that I >w< must ^w^ wepent ^-^ to >w< be just! -:3 This :3 is OwO the letter ^.^ he xDD spoke :33 of, ;;w;; which ^w^ appwuvs him OwO an ->w< intewwigent party ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; advantages >_> of OwO Fwance. :3 O >_< heavens! UwU that -:3 this uWu tweason ;;w;; wewe nyot- ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot I OwO the ^w^ detectow! -OwO Cown. uWu Go with me ^-^ to OwO the :3 Duchess. -Edm. >w< If OwO the matter >_> of :3 this paper >w< be ^w^ cewtain, you ^.^ have :3 mighty -^-^ businyess in hand. -OwO Cown. ^.^ Twue ^w^ ow fawse, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. ->_< Seek >_< out xDD whewe >w< thy fathew ;;w;; is, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be ready uWu fow ^-^ ouw -uWu appwehension. -Edm. ^-^ [aside] >w< If I find him comforting OwO the ;;w;; King, ^.^ it uWu wiww stuff his -suspicion ^-^ mowe fuwwy.- I uWu wiww ;;w;; pewsevew in my ^-^ couwse >_> of ^w^ woyawty, ->w< though OwO the conflict >w< be >_> sowe :3 between UwU that ÚwÚ and my bwood. -OwO Cown. I uWu wiww uWu way xDD twust x3 upon ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt find :3 a ^w^ deawew -fathew in my wuv. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene VI. -OwO A >_< fawmhouse ;;w;; nyeaw :33 Gwoucestew's Castle. - -x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, Lear, ^.^ Kent, Foow, ÚwÚ and Edgar. - ->w< Gwou. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is better than OwO the open air; UwU take ^.^ it thankfuwwy. I uWu wiww -piece >_< out OwO the comfort with what >w< addition I ^.^ can. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be -wong ^-^ fwom you. -x3 Kent. ^-^ Aww OwO the power >_> of his xDD wits ^.^ have >w< given uWu way ^-^ to his >_< impatience. -The UwU gods reward >_> youw ÚwÚ kindnyess! -Exit [Gwoucestew]. -Edg. :3 Fwatewetto calls uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu tewws me >w< Nyewo :3 is OwO an angler in OwO the -:3 wake >_> of darkness. >_> Pway, ^w^ innyocent, ÚwÚ and UwU bewawe OwO the ;;w;; fouw :33 fiend. -;;w;; Foow. Prithee, :3 nyuncwe, tell me whethew :3 a >_< madman >w< be :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^w^ ow :3 a -:3 yeoman. -Lear. OwO A ^-^ king, :3 a king! -;;w;; Foow. No, :33 he's :3 a ^w^ yeoman UwU that >_> has :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to his :3 son; uWu fow :33 he's :3 a -mad ^w^ yeoman UwU that >_> sees his :3 son :3 a ^-^ gentweman before >_> him. -Lear. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand with wed burning :33 spits -Come >w< hizzing in x3 upon :3 'em- -Edg. The ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend bites my ^-^ back. -;;w;; Foow. >w< He's mad UwU that uWu twusts in OwO the tameness >_> of :3 a wowf, :3 a :33 howse's -^.^ heawth, :3 a xDD boy's love, ^w^ ow :3 a ^.^ whowe's uWu oath. -Lear. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be done; I uWu wiww uWu awwaign them ÚwÚ stwaight. -uWu [To uWu Edgaw] ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, UwU most ^w^ weawnyed :3 justicew. -uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] uWu Thou, sapient ;;w;; siw, ^-^ sit here. Nyow, you :33 she-foxes! -Edg. Look, xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ stands ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwawes! uWu Want'st :3 thou eyes at trial, -OwO madam? - -Come o'ew OwO the bouwn, x3 Bessy, ^-^ to >_> me. - -;;w;; Foow. Her ^-^ boat ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; weak, -And ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyot speak -UwU Why ^.^ she dawes ^.^ nyot come xDD uvw ^-^ to thee. - -Edg. The ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend >w< haunts UwU poow UwU Tom in OwO the >w< voice >_> of :3 a nightingale. -^w^ Hoppedance x3 cwies in Tom's :33 bewwy uWu fow two >_> white herring. OwO Cwoak -;;w;; nyot, bwack ^-^ angew; I ^.^ have nyo >_< food uWu fow thee. -x3 Kent. OwO How ^-^ do you, sir? Stand you ^.^ nyot OwO so amaz'd. -uWu Wiww you lie ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and west x3 upon OwO the :3 cushions? -Lear. I'll UwU see theiw UwU twiaw >_> fiwst. >_< Bwing in theiw evidence. -uWu [To uWu Edgaw] uWu Thou, >w< wobed man >_> of justice, UwU take >w< thy :3 pwace. -uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] And thou, his yokefewwow >_> of equity, -^.^ Bench uWu by his xDD side. uWu [To Kent] You awe o' th' xDD commission, ->_> Sit you ^w^ too. -Edg. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ deaw ;;w;; justwy. - -Sweepest ^w^ ow xDD wakest thou, ;;w;; jowwy ^-^ shephewd? -x3 Thy ;;w;; sheep >w< be in OwO the ;;w;; cown; -And uWu fow ^-^ onye bwast >_> of >w< thy minyikin OwO mouth -x3 Thy ;;w;; sheep uWu shaww UwU take nyo hawm. - -Puww! OwO the ÚwÚ cat :3 is x3 gway. -Lear. Awwaign xDD hew >_> fiwst. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ Gonyewiw. I here UwU take my OwO oath before -:3 this honyouwabwe assembly, ^.^ she uWu kicked OwO the UwU poow UwU King xDD hew father. -;;w;; Foow. Come hithew, OwO mistwess. ^-^ Is >_> youw name Goneril? -Lear. She cannyot deny it. -;;w;; Foow. OwO Cwy you >w< mewcy, I took you uWu fow :3 a joint-stool. -Lear. And >w< hewe's another, uWu whose xDD wawp'd looks :3 pwocwaim -What ^.^ stowe xDD hew OwO heawt :3 is :3 made x3 on. x3 Stop xDD hew ;;w;; thewe! ->_< Awms, awms! :3 swowd! ÚwÚ fiwe! >_< Cowwuption in OwO the pwace! -UwU Fawse >w< justicew, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou let xDD hew >_> scape? -Edg. ^w^ Bwess >w< thy five ÚwÚ wits! -x3 Kent. :3 O pity! >_> Siw, xDD whewe :3 is OwO the >_< patience :3 nyow -:33 That you OwO so ^w^ oft ^.^ have UwU boasted ^-^ to xDD wetain? -Edg. ^-^ [aside] UwU My ;;w;; teaws begin ^-^ to UwU take his part OwO so >w< much ->w< They'ww mar my counterfeiting. -Lear. The wittwe ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and aww, -Tway, Blanch, ÚwÚ and x3 Sweetheawt, >_> see, uWu they bark at >_> me. -Edg. UwU Tom uWu wiww thwow his head at ^.^ them. :3 Avaunt, you UwU cuws! -Be >w< thy OwO mouth ^w^ ow bwack ^w^ ow >_< white, -OwO Tooth UwU that OwO poisons ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; bite; -:3 Mastiff, greyhound, mongwew gwim, ->w< Hound ^w^ ow spaniel, brach ^w^ ow ÚwÚ wym, -Bobtaiw ^.^ tyke ^w^ ow ^.^ twundwe-taww- -UwU Tom uWu wiww ^-^ make them weep ÚwÚ and UwU waiw; ->_< Fow, with ^.^ thwowing ;;w;; thus my uWu head, -Dogs :33 weap OwO the OwO hatch, ÚwÚ and >w< aww awe ^-^ fwed. -Do de, de, de. >w< Sessa! ^w^ Come, mawch ^-^ to :33 wakes ÚwÚ and x3 faiws ÚwÚ and mawket ->_> towns. OwO Poow ^.^ Tom, >w< thy ^w^ hown :3 is dry. -Lear. ;;w;; Then let them ;;w;; anyatomize Regan. ^w^ See what >_> bweeds about xDD hew -ÚwÚ heawt. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any cause in ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that makes ^.^ these ^-^ hawd -hearts? uWu [To uWu Edgaw] :3 You, sir- I UwU entewtain you uWu fow ^-^ onye >_> of my -hundwed; only I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of >_> youw :33 gawments. You'll -uWu say uWu they awe Persian attire; uWu but let them >w< be >_< chang'd. -x3 Kent. Nyow, good my lord, lie here ÚwÚ and west >_> awhiwe. -Lear. UwU Make nyo noise, ^-^ make nyo noise; dwaw OwO the uWu cuwtains. -UwU So, so, ÚwÚ so. >w< We'ww >w< go ^-^ to ^w^ suppew >w< i' th' x3 mownying. UwU So, so, ÚwÚ so. -;;w;; Foow. And I'll >w< go ^-^ to bed at nyoon. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Gwoucestew. - ->w< Gwou. Come hithew, >w< fwiend. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU King my ^.^ mastew? -x3 Kent. Here, siw; uWu but twoubwe him not; his xDD wits awe gone. ->w< Gwou. Good OwO fwiend, I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take him in >w< thy arms. -I ^.^ have UwU o'ewheawd :3 a plot >_> of death x3 upon >_> him. -Thewe :3 is :3 a uWu wittew weady; uWu way him xDD in't -And ÚwÚ dwive towards Dover, OwO fwiend, xDD whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ meet -Both ^-^ wewcome ÚwÚ and >w< pwotection. ;;w;; Take OwO up >w< thy mastew. ->w< If :3 thou shouldst ;;w;; dawwy half OwO an xDD houw, his xDD wife, -x3 With thinye, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that :3 offew ^-^ to ^w^ defend ^w^ him, -Stand in >_> assuwed loss. ;;w;; Take uWu up, UwU take up! -And follow uWu me, UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ to >w< some pwovision ->w< Give ÚwÚ thee uWu quick >_> conduct. -x3 Kent. Oppwessed ^-^ nyatuwe sleeps. -:3 This west UwU might ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have bawm'd >w< thy ^w^ bwoken ^w^ senses, ->w< Which, ^-^ if convenience uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< awwow, -Stand in ^-^ hawd ^w^ cuwe. uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] ^w^ Come, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear >w< thy mastew. -Thou >w< must ^.^ nyot stay >w< behind. ->w< Gwou. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< away! ->_< Exeunt [aww uWu but Edgar]. -Edg. When ^-^ we ^-^ ouw x3 bettews UwU see beawing ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ woes, -We ^-^ scawcewy ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw xDD misewies ^-^ ouw foes. -OwO Who :3 awonye >w< suffews >w< suffews UwU most >w< i' th' UwU mind, -OwO Weaving free >w< things ÚwÚ and x3 happy >w< shows behind; -But then OwO the :33 mind >w< much sufferance doth ;;w;; o'ewskip -When >w< gwief ;;w;; hath mates, ÚwÚ and beawing fewwowship. -OwO How ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and powtabwe my pain uWu seems nyow, -When UwU that ;;w;; which makes me ^-^ bend makes OwO the UwU King >_< bow, -ÚwÚ He >_> chiwded as I xDD fathewed! ^.^ Tom, >w< away! ->_< Mawk OwO the UwU high :33 nyoises, ÚwÚ and thyself uWu bewway -When false ^-^ opinyion, uWu whose :33 wwong ^w^ thought uWu defiwes ^.^ thee, -UwU In >w< thy ^.^ just >_> pwoof repeals ÚwÚ and :33 weconciwes thee. -What uWu wiww :3 hap ^-^ mowe to-night, xDD safe ^w^ scape OwO the >_< King! -:3 Wuwk, lurk. [Exit.] - - - - -Scene :33 VII. -:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Cownwaww, Regan, >_< Gonyewiw, >w< [Edmund x3 the] Bastard, ÚwÚ and Sewvants. - -OwO Cown. [to :33 Gonyewiw] x3 Post speedily ^-^ to my lord >_> youw xDD husband, show him -:3 this letter. The ;;w;; awmy >_> of Fwance :3 is landed.- >_< Seek >_< out OwO the >_> twaitow -^w^ Gwoucestew. -[Exeunt >w< some >_> of OwO the xDD Sewvants.] -UwU Weg. >w< Hang him instantly. -uWu Gon. :33 Pwuck >_< out his OwO eyes. -OwO Cown. Weave him ^-^ to my displeasure. ^.^ Edmund, ^-^ keep you ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew -:33 company. The revenges ^-^ we awe bound ^-^ to UwU take x3 upon >_> youw twaitowous -fathew awe ^.^ nyot x3 fit uWu fow >_> youw beholding. >_< Advise OwO the UwU Duke xDD whewe you -awe going, ^-^ to :3 a UwU most festinate preparation. We awe bound ^-^ to OwO the -like. Our ;;w;; posts uWu shaww >w< be swift ÚwÚ and >w< intewwigent ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ us. -Faweweww, dear sistew; ^.^ faweweww, my Wowd >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. - -x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -OwO How ^w^ nyow? Where's OwO the ^.^ King? -^-^ Osw. UwU My Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ;;w;; hath uWu convey'd him ^-^ hence. -uWu Some five ^w^ ow OwO six ÚwÚ and OwO thiwty >_> of his knights, -uWu Hot >_> questwists aftew ^w^ him, met him at :33 gate; -Who, with >w< some uWu othew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowd's x3 dependants, -uWu Awe gonye with him towards Dover, xDD whewe uWu they boast -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have uWu weww-awmed >_< fwiends. -OwO Cown. UwU Get howses uWu fow >_> youw OwO mistwess. -uWu Gon. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet lord, ÚwÚ and sistew. -OwO Cown. ^.^ Edmund, faweweww. ->_< Exeunt >_< Gonyewiw, uWu [Edmund, ÚwÚ and Oswald]. -uWu Go >w< seek OwO the >_> twaitow ^-^ Gwoucestew, -Pinyion him >_< wike :3 a xDD thief, bwing him before ÚwÚ us. -[Exeunt uWu othew xDD Sewvants.] -^-^ Though ;;w;; weww ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD pass x3 upon his life -Without OwO the fowm >_> of justice, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ ouw power -:33 Shaww ^-^ do :3 a court'sy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wwath, ;;w;; which x3 men -May blame, uWu but ^.^ nyot control. - -x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^w^ bwought in uWu by two ^w^ ow xDD thwee. - ->w< Who's thewe? OwO the >_< twaitow? -UwU Weg. ;;w;; Ingwatefuw fox! 'tis ^w^ he. -OwO Cown. Bind fast his corky arms. ->w< Gwou. What >_> mean, >_> youw :33 Gwaces? Good my fwiends, consider -You awe my guests. Do me nyo ;;w;; fouw play, >_< fwiends. -OwO Cown. Bind ^w^ him, I >w< say. -[Servants uWu bind ÚwÚ him.] -UwU Weg. ÚwÚ Hawd, hard. :3 O fiwthy traitor! ->w< Gwou. ^-^ Unmewcifuw wady as you awe, I x3 am none. -OwO Cown. ÚwÚ To :3 this chair uWu bind >_> him. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ find- ->_< [Wegan plucks his ÚwÚ beawd.] ->w< Gwou. By OwO the >w< kind >_< gods, 'tis UwU most ignobly x3 donye -ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck me uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ beawd. -UwU Weg. ^w^ So >_< white, ÚwÚ and such :3 a traitor! ->w< Gwou. Naughty >w< wady, -^.^ These ^w^ haiws ;;w;; which :3 thou OwO dost wavish ^-^ fwom my chin -uWu Wiww >_< quicken, ÚwÚ and :3 accuse thee. I x3 am >_> youw ^w^ host. -x3 With robber's ^.^ hands my UwU hospitabwe favouws -You shouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ wuffwe OwO thus. What uWu wiww you x3 do? -OwO Cown. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, what letters xDD had you ^.^ wate ^-^ fwom :33 Fwance? -UwU Weg. Be x3 simpwe-answew'd, uWu fow ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the :33 twuth. -OwO Cown. And what confedewacy ^.^ have you with OwO the ^-^ twaitows -OwO Wate footed in OwO the kingdom? -UwU Weg. ÚwÚ To uWu whose ^.^ hands ^.^ have you x3 sent OwO the UwU wunyatic ^.^ King? -;;w;; Speak. ->w< Gwou. I ^.^ have :3 a letter x3 guessingwy xDD set down, -^w^ Which came ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye that's >_> of :3 a uWu nyeutwaw xDD heawt, -And ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye oppos'd. -OwO Cown. :33 Cunnying. -UwU Weg. And ^-^ fawse. -OwO Cown. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou x3 sent OwO the ^.^ King? ->w< Gwou. ÚwÚ To Dover. -UwU Weg. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ to Dover? ^w^ Wast :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO chawg'd at >_> pewiw- -OwO Cown. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ to Dover? >_> Wet him ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; that. ->w< Gwou. I x3 am tied ^-^ to th' stake, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ^.^ stand OwO the >_> couwse. -UwU Weg. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ to Dover, sir? ->w< Gwou. xDD Because I would ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy x3 cwuew ^.^ nyaiws -:33 Pwuck >_< out his UwU poow ^.^ owd ^w^ eyes; :3 nyow >w< thy fiewce ^-^ sistew -UwU In his >_> anyointed ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ stick ^.^ boawish UwU fangs. -The >_< sea, with such :3 a :3 stowm as his x3 bawe head -UwU In :33 heww-bwack night x3 enduw'd, would ^.^ have ÚwÚ buoy'd OwO up -And >_< quench'd OwO the xDD steewed fires. -xDD Yet, UwU poow ^.^ owd xDD heawt, ^.^ he howp OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ to :33 wain. ->w< If wolves xDD had at >w< thy xDD gate howl'd UwU that >w< stewn UwU time, -Thou shouldst ^.^ have said, 'Good ;;w;; powtew, xDD tuwn OwO the OwO key.' -^-^ Aww uWu cwuews ewse OwO subscwib'd. But I uWu shaww UwU see -The >w< winged ;;w;; vengeance >_< uvwtake such children. -OwO Cown. >_> See't ^-^ shawt :3 thou never. >w< Fewwows, howd OwO the uWu chaiw. -:3 Upon ^.^ these eyes >_> of UwU thinye I'll xDD set my foot. ->w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww ÚwÚ think ^-^ to live ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be >_> owd, ->w< Give me >w< some hewp!- :3 O cwuew! :3 O ye x3 gods! -UwU Weg. >_< Onye >_> side uWu wiww xDD mock >_> anyothew. ^-^ Th' uWu othew OwO too! -OwO Cown. >w< If you UwU see >_< vengeance- -OwO 1. Serv. Hold >_> youw ;;w;; hand, my wowd! -I ^.^ have sewv'd you >w< evew >_< since I ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 chiwd; -But better service ^.^ have I never x3 donye you ->w< Than :3 nyow ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you howd. -UwU Weg. OwO How nyow, you ÚwÚ dog? -OwO 1. Serv. >w< If you >_> did wear :3 a beard x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ chin, -uWu I'wd >_< shake ^.^ it uWu on :3 this UwU quawwew. -UwU Weg. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? -OwO Cown. UwU My viwwain! Draw ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. -OwO 1. Serv. ;;w;; Nyay, then, come OwO on, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO the uWu chance >_> of ;;w;; angew. -UwU Weg. >w< Give me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. OwO A >_> peasant ^.^ stand OwO up ^.^ thus? -She ^-^ takes :3 a >_< swowd ÚwÚ and runs at him >w< behind. -OwO 1. Serv. :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! UwU My lord, you ^.^ have ^-^ onye eye weft -ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< some mischief uWu on >_> him. O! ÚwÚ He :3 dies. -OwO Cown. Lest ^.^ it UwU see :3 mowe, >w< pwevent it. :33 Out, :3 viwe jewwy! -:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >w< wustwe ^w^ nyow? ->w< Gwou. ^-^ Aww dark ÚwÚ and comfortless! Where's my :3 son ^w^ Edmund? -^.^ Edmund, enkindwe >w< aww OwO the >_> spawks >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit :3 this horrid ^-^ act. -UwU Weg. :33 Out, treacherous viwwain! -Thou ^.^ caww'st uWu on him UwU that OwO hates thee. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ he -:33 That :3 made OwO the overture >_> of >w< thy treasons ^-^ to >_< us; -OwO Who :3 is xDD too good ^-^ to ^-^ pity thee. ->w< Gwou. :3 O my follies! ;;w;; Then Edgar ÚwÚ was ^-^ abus'd. -UwU Kind >_< gods, forgive me UwU that, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwospew :3 him! -UwU Weg. uWu Go OwO thwust him >_< out at ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and let him smell -His uWu way ^-^ to Dover. -Exit [onye] with ^w^ Gwoucestew. -OwO How :33 is't, my UwU wowd? OwO How ÚwÚ wook you? -OwO Cown. I ^.^ have receiv'd :3 a :33 huwt. Follow uWu me, >_< wady. -OwO Tuwn >_< out UwU that eyeless :3 viwwain. Thwow :3 this ^w^ swave -:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ dunghiww. Regan, I bleed >_< apace. -Untimewy comes :3 this :33 huwt. >w< Give me >_> youw arm. -Exit [Cornwall, wed uWu by Wegan]. -OwO 2. Serv. I'll never cawe what :3 wickednyess I uWu do, ->w< If :3 this man come ^-^ to :33 good. -xDD 3. Serv. >w< If ^.^ she live long, -And in OwO the ^-^ end ^.^ meet OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ couwse >_> of >_< death, -xDD Women uWu wiww >w< aww xDD tuwn ;;w;; monstews. -OwO 2. Serv. Let's follow OwO the ^.^ owd Earl, ÚwÚ and >_< get OwO the bedlam -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead him xDD whewe ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. His >_< woguish UwU madnyess -:33 Awwows itsewf ^-^ to ;;w;; anything. -xDD 3. Serv. uWu Go >w< thou. I'll ÚwÚ fetch >w< some ^.^ fwax ÚwÚ and x3 whites >_> of >_> eggs -ÚwÚ To OwO appwy ^-^ to his ÚwÚ bweeding face. Nyow >w< heaven ^w^ hewp :3 him! -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. -The heath. - -x3 Entew Edgar. - -Edg. >_> Yet better thus, ÚwÚ and OwO knyown ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ contemn'd, ->w< Than still x3 contemn'd ÚwÚ and flatter'd. ÚwÚ To >w< be worst, -The x3 wowest ÚwÚ and UwU most dejected xDD thing >_> of OwO fowtunye, -;;w;; Stands still in espewance, ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot in fear. -The lamentable >_> change :3 is ^-^ fwom OwO the best; -The wowst wetuwns ^-^ to ^-^ waughtew. >w< Wewcome then, -Thou xDD unsubstantiaw ÚwÚ aiw UwU that I embwace! -The ÚwÚ wwetch UwU that :3 thou x3 hast xDD bwown x3 unto OwO the wowst ->_> Owes nyothing ^-^ to >w< thy >_< bwasts. - -x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, wed uWu by OwO an Old ÚwÚ Man. - -But ^-^ who comes hewe? -UwU My fathew, >_> poowwy :33 wed? Wowwd, UwU wowwd, :3 O world! -But UwU that >w< thy ÚwÚ stwange xDD mutations ^-^ make OwO us UwU hate ^.^ thee, -:33 Wife would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to age. -Old ÚwÚ Man. :3 O my good lord, -I ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw tenant, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fathew's tenant, -^.^ These fouwscowe years. ->w< Gwou. Away, >_< get ÚwÚ thee >w< away! Good OwO fwiend, >w< be gone. -x3 Thy UwU comfowts can ^-^ do me nyo good at uWu aww; -ÚwÚ Thee uWu they ^-^ may :33 huwt. -Old ÚwÚ Man. You cannyot UwU see >_> youw way. ->w< Gwou. I ^.^ have nyo >_< way, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe UwU want nyo ^w^ eyes; -I ÚwÚ stumbwed when I >w< saw. >w< Fuww ^w^ oft 'tis uWu seen -Our :3 means secure >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw mere defects -uWu Pwuv ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ commodities. >_< Ah dear :3 son OwO Edgaw, -The >_< food >_> of >w< thy UwU abused >_< fathew's wrath! -OwO Might I uWu but live ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee in my touch, -uWu I'wd uWu say I xDD had eyes ^-^ again! -Old ÚwÚ Man. OwO How ^w^ nyow? >w< Who's thewe? -Edg. ^-^ [aside] :3 O x3 gods! OwO Who :3 is't can uWu say OwO 'I x3 am at OwO the :3 wowst'? -I x3 am >_< wowse than e'ew I ÚwÚ was. -Old ÚwÚ Man. ^.^ 'Tis UwU poow mad ^-^ Tom. -Edg. ^-^ [aside] And >_< wowse I ^-^ may >w< be >_> yet. The wowst :3 is ^.^ nyot -^w^ So wong as ^-^ we can uWu say >_< 'This :3 is OwO the worst.' -Old ÚwÚ Man. Fewwow, xDD whewe >_< goest? ->w< Gwou. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a beggarman? -Old ÚwÚ Man. OwO Madman ÚwÚ and >_< beggaw ^w^ too. ->w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He >_> has >w< some reason, ewse ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_> beg. -uWu I' th' last nyight's :3 stowm I such :3 a :3 fewwow ;;w;; saw, -^w^ Which :3 made me ÚwÚ think :3 a man :3 a ;;w;; wowm. UwU My :3 son -Came then OwO into my UwU mind, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my :33 mind ->_> Was then scarce fwiends with >_> him. I ^.^ have heard ^-^ mowe since. -UwU As flies ^-^ to >_< wanton :3 boys awe ^-^ we ^-^ to th' xDD gods. -^.^ They :33 kiww OwO us uWu fow theiw sport. -Edg. ^-^ [aside] OwO How shouwd :3 this x3 be? -Bad :3 is OwO the trade UwU that >w< must xDD pway OwO foow ^-^ to xDD sowwow, -Ang'ring itsewf ÚwÚ and :33 othews.- ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, >w< mastew! ->w< Gwou. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ^.^ nyaked fewwow? -Old ÚwÚ Man. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. ->w< Gwou. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ pwithee >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. >w< If uWu fow my :33 sake -Thou xDD wiwt o'ertake OwO us x3 hence :3 a UwU miwe ^w^ ow x3 twain -uWu I' th' uWu way towawd Dover, ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu fow ÚwÚ ancient :33 wuv; -And bwing >w< some covering uWu fow :3 this ^.^ nyaked >_> souw, -OwO Who I'll entweat ^-^ to ;;w;; wead >_> me. -Old ÚwÚ Man. Awack, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he :3 is uWu mad! ->w< Gwou. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the >w< time's pwague when xDD madmen ;;w;; wead OwO the blind. -Do as I ;;w;; bid ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow wathew ^-^ do >w< thy ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -OwO Abuv OwO the rest, >w< be gone. -Old ÚwÚ Man. I'll bwing him OwO the :33 best uWu 'pawew UwU that I x3 have, -Come ^-^ on't what uWu wiww. UwU Exit. ->w< Gwou. Sirrah ^.^ nyaked ÚwÚ fewwow- -Edg. OwO Poow Tom's acold. ^-^ [Aside] I cannyot daub ^.^ it >_< fuwthew. ->w< Gwou. Come hithew, fewwow. -Edg. ^-^ [aside] And ÚwÚ yet I >_> must.- ^w^ Bwess >w< thy ^w^ sweet >_> eyes, uWu they bweed. ->w< Gwou. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou OwO the uWu way ^-^ to Dover? -Edg. Both stiwe ÚwÚ and gate, ^.^ howseway ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ footpath. OwO Poow UwU Tom ;;w;; hath >_< been -^w^ scaw'd >_< out >_> of his good UwU wits. ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, good ÚwÚ man's UwU son, ^-^ fwom -OwO the ;;w;; fouw ^-^ fiend! ^.^ Five >_< fiends ^.^ have >_< been in UwU poow UwU Tom at UwU once: >_> of ->w< wust, as ^w^ Obidicut; >_< Hobbididence, pwince >_> of ;;w;; dumbnyess; Mahu, >_> of -^.^ steawing; :33 Modo, >_> of :3 muwdew; Fwibbewtigibbet, >_> of uWu mopping ÚwÚ and -;;w;; mowing, ^-^ who >_< since possesses chambermaids ÚwÚ and ^w^ waiting >w< women. UwU So, -bless ^.^ thee, >w< mastew! ->w< Gwou. Here, UwU take :3 this >_< Puwse, :3 thou xDD whom OwO the heavens' pwagues ->_< Have x3 humbwed ^-^ to >w< aww ^w^ stwokes. :33 That I x3 am wwetched -:3 Makes ÚwÚ thee OwO the xDD happiew. Heavens, ^-^ deaw OwO so still! ->_> Wet OwO the OwO supewfwuous ÚwÚ and ^.^ wust-dieted man, -:33 That slaves >_> youw :3 owdinyance, UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU see -xDD Because ^.^ he OwO does ^.^ nyot x3 feew, ;;w;; feew >_> youw ^.^ pow'w quickwy; -^w^ So >w< distwibution shouwd ;;w;; undo >_> excess, -And OwO each man ^.^ have ^w^ enyough. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow Dover? -Edg. >w< Ay, mastew. ->w< Gwou. Thewe :3 is :3 a cwiff, uWu whose UwU high ÚwÚ and bending head -Looks feawfuwwy in OwO the confined deep. ->_< Bwing me uWu but ^-^ to OwO the vewy ^-^ bwim >_> of it, -And I'll wepaiw OwO the >w< misewy :3 thou OwO dost bear -x3 With xDD something rich about >_> me. From UwU that place -I uWu shaww nyo leading need. -Edg. >w< Give me >w< thy arm. -OwO Poow UwU Tom uWu shaww ;;w;; wead thee. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -Before OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. - -x3 Entew Goneril ÚwÚ and >w< [Edmund x3 the] OwO Bastawd. - -uWu Gon. Wewcome, my :33 wowd. I x3 mawvew ^-^ ouw mild xDD husband -:3 Nyot met OwO us uWu on OwO the way. - -x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -Nyow, ^w^ whewe's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? -^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ within, uWu but never man OwO so >_< chang'd. -I told him >_> of OwO the ;;w;; awmy UwU that ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ wanded: -ÚwÚ He smiw'd at it. I told him you ;;w;; wewe coming: -His ÚwÚ answew OwO was, xDD 'The >_< wowse.' x3 Of :33 Gwoucestew's ^.^ tweachewy -And >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw service >_> of his :3 son -When I x3 infowm'd ^w^ him, then ^.^ he xDD caww'd me :3 sot -And told me I xDD had tuwn'd OwO the :33 wwong >_> side >_< out. -What UwU most ^.^ he shouwd :33 diswike uWu seems >_> pweasant ^-^ to him; -What ^-^ wike, uWu offensive. -uWu Gon. [to :3 Edmund] ;;w;; Then uWu shaww you >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. -^w^ It :3 is OwO the uWu cowish terror >_> of his ^.^ spiwit, -:33 That dawes ^.^ nyot undewtake. He'll ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew ^-^ wwongs -^w^ Which OwO tie him ^-^ to OwO an >w< answew. Our :3 wishes uWu on OwO the uWu way -May ^w^ pwuv effects. :3 Back, ^.^ Edmund, ^-^ to my brother. -:33 Hasten his musters ÚwÚ and OwO conduct his >_< pow'ws. -I >w< must >_> change ÚwÚ awms at UwU home ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO the ^-^ distaff -x3 Into my >_< husband's hands. :3 This >_> twusty ^-^ sewvant -:33 Shaww xDD pass :3 between ÚwÚ us. Ewe wong you awe >_< wike ^-^ to hear -(If you dare venture in >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; behawf) -OwO A mistress's ^.^ command. OwO Weaw ÚwÚ this. ^.^ [Gives :3 a :3 favouw.] -uWu Spawe xDD speech. -Decline >_> youw head. :3 This >w< kiss, ^-^ if ^.^ it durst ÚwÚ speak, -Wouwd ;;w;; stwetch >w< thy uWu spiwits OwO up OwO into OwO the air. -UwU Conceive, ÚwÚ and fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -Edm. Yours in OwO the ^-^ wanks >_> of >_< death! UwU Exit. -uWu Gon. UwU My UwU most dear ^.^ Gwoucestew! -:33 O, OwO the >_> diffewence >_> of man ÚwÚ and ^w^ man! -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee :3 a :3 woman's services awe due; -UwU My OwO foow usuwps my ÚwÚ body. -^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, here comes my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. - -x3 Entew OwO Awbany. - -uWu Gon. I ^.^ have >_< been wowth OwO the UwU whistwe. -x3 Awb. :3 O >_< Gonyewiw, -You awe ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the ^.^ dust ;;w;; which OwO the wude ^.^ wind -Blows in >_> youw >w< face! I ;;w;; feaw >_> youw disposition. -:33 That ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; which >_> contemns ^.^ it origin -Cannyot >w< be ;;w;; bowdewed ÚwÚ cewtain in itself. -She UwU that x3 hewsewf uWu wiww swivew ÚwÚ and >_< disbwanch -From xDD hew ÚwÚ matewiaw ÚwÚ sap, ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must >_< withew -And come ^-^ to >_> deadwy use. -uWu Gon. :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! The ^w^ text :3 is foolish. -x3 Awb. ÚwÚ Wisdom ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess ^-^ to OwO the :3 viwe ÚwÚ seem :3 viwe; ->w< Fiwths ÚwÚ savouw uWu but :3 themsewves. What ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? -Tigews, ^.^ nyot daughtews, what ^.^ have you ^-^ pewfowm'd? -OwO A fathew, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< gwacious ;;w;; aged man, -uWu Whose uWu wevewence x3 even OwO the head-wugg'd bear would >_> wick, -uWu Most bawbawous, UwU most degenerate, ^.^ have you ÚwÚ madded. -Could my good bwothew suffer you ^-^ to ^-^ do it? -OwO A man, :3 a ^w^ pwince, uWu by him OwO so benyefited! ->w< If UwU that OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ do ^.^ nyot theiw visibwe uWu spiwits ->_> Send >_> quickwy ;;w;; down ^-^ to ^w^ tame ^.^ these :3 viwe UwU offences, -^w^ It uWu wiww xDD come, -Humanity >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce uWu pwey uWu on itself, -;;w;; Wike monstews >_> of OwO the deep. -uWu Gon. :33 Miwk-wivew'd ^w^ man! -:33 That ^.^ beaw'st :3 a ^-^ cheek uWu fow ^-^ bwows, :3 a head uWu fow wwongs; -OwO Who x3 hast ^.^ nyot in >w< thy uWu bwows OwO an eye uWu discewnying ->_< Thinye uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ suffewing; UwU that ^.^ nyot uWu knyow'st -ÚwÚ Foows ^-^ do x3 those >_< viwwains ^-^ pity ^-^ who awe :3 punyish'd -Ewe uWu they ^.^ have x3 donye theiw x3 mischief. Where's >w< thy xDD dwum? -Fwance x3 spweads his bannyews in ^-^ ouw noiseless wand, -x3 With pwumed helm >w< thy OwO state begins ^-^ to thweat, -ÚwÚ Whiwes thou, :3 a :33 mowaw fool, ^w^ sit'st stiww, ÚwÚ and cwiest -'Alack, x3 why OwO does ^.^ he so?' -x3 Awb. ^w^ See ÚwÚ thysewf, deviw! -Proper deformity uWu seems ^.^ nyot in OwO the x3 fiend -^w^ So horrid as in OwO woman. -uWu Gon. :3 O vain foow! -x3 Awb. Thou >_< changed ÚwÚ and sewf-cuvw'd :33 thing, uWu fow OwO shame! -:33 Bemonstew ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ featuwe! Were't my :33 fitnyess -ÚwÚ To let ^.^ these ^.^ hands ^-^ obey my blood, -^.^ They awe :3 apt enough ^-^ to :3 diswocate ÚwÚ and >w< teaw -x3 Thy ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and >_< bonyes. ^.^ Howe'ew :3 thou art :3 a ÚwÚ fiend, -OwO A :3 woman's ^-^ shape doth OwO shiewd thee. -uWu Gon. x3 Mawwy, >_> youw :3 manhood uWu mew! - -x3 Entew :3 a ÚwÚ Gentweman. - -x3 Awb. What x3 nyews? -:33 Gent. :33 O, my good lord, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww xDD 's OwO dead, -;;w;; Swain uWu by his x3 sewvant, ^-^ going ^-^ to >w< put >_< out -The uWu othew eye >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. -x3 Awb. :33 Gwoucestew's :3 eyes? -:33 Gent. OwO A ^-^ sewvant UwU that ^.^ he OwO bwed, thwiww'd with ÚwÚ wemowse, -^-^ Oppos'd x3 against OwO the ^-^ act, bending his >_< swowd -ÚwÚ To his gweat master; :3 who, xDD theweat enrag'd, ->_< Fwew uWu on ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ amongst them ÚwÚ feww'd him >w< dead; -But ^.^ nyot ^-^ without UwU that harmful OwO stwoke ;;w;; which >_< since -;;w;; Hath UwU pwuck'd him >w< aftew. -x3 Awb. :3 This >w< shows you awe ^.^ abuv, -You justicers, UwU that ^.^ these ^-^ ouw nether >w< cwimes -^w^ So speedily can ÚwÚ venge! But :3 O UwU poow ^.^ Gwoucestew! -^w^ Wose ^.^ he his uWu othew x3 eye? -:33 Gent. UwU Both, ^.^ both, my :33 wowd. -:3 This letter, UwU madam, x3 cwaves :3 a :3 speedy >w< answew. -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ fwom >_> youw sistew. -uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] >_< Onye uWu way I >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; weww; -But being OwO widow, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ Gwoucestew with UwU hew, -May >w< aww OwO the :33 buiwding in my fancy xDD pwuck -:3 Upon my ^-^ hatefuw wife. >_> Anyothew uWu way -The UwU nyews :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so ^w^ tawt.- I'll ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and >w< answew. -UwU Exit. -x3 Awb. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ was his :3 son when uWu they >_> did UwU take his :3 eyes? -:33 Gent. Come with my wady hithew. -x3 Awb. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot here. -:33 Gent. No, my good ^w^ wowd; I met him xDD back again. -x3 Awb. ^.^ Knyows ^.^ he OwO the uWu wickednyess? -:33 Gent. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ he x3 infowm'd x3 against ^w^ him, -And ;;w;; quit OwO the house uWu on >_< puwpose, UwU that theiw punishment -OwO Might ^.^ have OwO the fweew >_> couwse. -x3 Awb. ^-^ Gwoucestew, I live -ÚwÚ To :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow OwO the love :3 thou OwO show'dst OwO the ;;w;; King, -And ^-^ to wevenge UwU thinye OwO eyes. Come hithew, >w< fwiend. ->_> Teww me what ^-^ mowe :3 thou >w< knyow'st. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. - -x3 Entew xDD Kent ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ Gentweman. - -x3 Kent. UwU Why OwO the UwU King >_> of Fwance :3 is OwO so :33 suddenwy gonye xDD back xDD knyow you OwO the -weason? -:33 Gent. OwO Something ^.^ he weft impewfect in OwO the state, ;;w;; which >_< since his -UwU coming :3 fowth :3 is ^w^ thought :33 of, ;;w;; which impowts ^-^ to OwO the :3 kingdom OwO so >w< much -;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and danger UwU that his OwO pewsonyaw xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ was UwU most required ÚwÚ and -UwU nyecessawy. -x3 Kent. OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ he weft >_> behind him ^-^ genyewaw? -:33 Gent. The Mawshaw >_> of UwU Fwance, :33 Monsieuw x3 Wa uWu Faw. -x3 Kent. OwO Did >_> youw letters >w< piewce OwO the Queen ^-^ to ^-^ any demonstration >_> of -x3 gwief? -:33 Gent. >w< Ay, sir. She took ;;w;; them, ;;w;; wead them in my presence, -And :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then OwO an uWu ampwe >w< teaw trill'd ;;w;; down -Her delicate uWu cheek. ^w^ It >w< seem'd ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a queen -Over xDD hew :3 passion, :3 who, UwU most webew-wike, -xDD Sought ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; king o'ew :3 hew. -x3 Kent. :33 O, then ^.^ it ;;w;; mov'd uWu hew? -:33 Gent. :3 Nyot ^-^ to :3 a xDD wage. uWu Patience ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow strove -OwO Who shouwd express xDD hew goodliest. You ^.^ have uWu seen -Sunshine ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wain at UwU once: xDD hew >_> smiwes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws -Were ^-^ wike, :3 a better way. Those x3 happy ÚwÚ smiwets -:33 That >_> pway'd uWu on xDD hew wipe x3 wip >w< seem'd ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD knyow -What :33 guests ;;w;; wewe in xDD hew >_> eyes, ;;w;; which x3 pawted ^.^ thence -UwU As peawws ^-^ fwom x3 diamonds dropp'd. UwU In brief, -Sorrow would >w< be :3 a rarity UwU most >_< bewov'd, ->w< If >w< aww :33 couwd OwO so ÚwÚ become it. -x3 Kent. ^w^ Made ^.^ she nyo :3 vewbaw >_> question? -:33 Gent. OwO Faith, UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice ^.^ she ^-^ heav'd OwO the name >_> of fathew -^-^ Pantingwy >w< fowth, as ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ pwess'd xDD hew >_> heawt; -;;w;; Cwied >_> 'Sistews, uWu sistews! Shame >_> of >w< wadies! Sistews! ->w< Kent! ^-^ fathew! uWu sistews! >_> What, >w< i' th' ;;w;; stowm? >w< i' th' :3 nyight? ->_> Wet ^-^ pity ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU bewiev'd!' Thewe ^.^ she shook -The holy >w< watew ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy >_> eyes, -And clamour moisten'd. ;;w;; Then away ^.^ she started -ÚwÚ To ^-^ deaw with >w< gwief awonye. -x3 Kent. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the staws, -The x3 staws :33 abuv >w< us, :33 guvwn ^-^ ouw UwU conditions; -Else ^-^ onye uWu sewf :33 mate ÚwÚ and :33 mate :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ beget -Such diffewent xDD issues. You xDD spoke ^.^ nyot with xDD hew since? -:33 Gent. >_< Nyo. -x3 Kent. >_> Was :3 this before OwO the UwU King UwU wetuwn'd? -:33 Gent. No, since. -x3 Kent. Weww, ;;w;; siw, OwO the UwU poow >_> distwessed OwO Weaw's >w< i' th' UwU town; -OwO Who ^.^ sometime, in his better tunye, x3 wemembews -What ^-^ we awe come >w< about, ÚwÚ and uWu by nyo :3 means -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to UwU see his daughter. -:33 Gent. ÚwÚ Why, good sir? -x3 Kent. OwO A x3 suvweign ÚwÚ shame OwO so ^w^ ewbows him; his >_> own unkindnyess, -:33 That :3 stwipp'd xDD hew ^-^ fwom his benyediction, tuwn'd xDD hew -ÚwÚ To foweign casualties, >_> gave xDD hew dear ^-^ wights -ÚwÚ To his uWu dog-heawted daughtews- ^.^ these >w< things sting -His :33 mind OwO so venomously UwU that burning ÚwÚ shame -uWu Detains him ^-^ fwom Cordelia. -:33 Gent. Awack, UwU poow gentweman! -x3 Kent. x3 Of Albany's ÚwÚ and Cornwall's >w< powews you heard not? -:33 Gent. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; uWu they awe ^.^ afoot. -x3 Kent. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I'll bwing you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew OwO Weaw -And xDD weave you ^-^ to ^.^ attend >_> him. uWu Some dear cause -uWu Wiww in conceawment ^-^ wwap me OwO up >_> awhiwe. -When I x3 am OwO knyown OwO awight, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve -^w^ Wending me :3 this :33 acquaintance. I pray you >w< go ->_< Awong with >_> me. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -The xDD Fwench x3 camp. - -OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, Cordelia, Doctor, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. - -:33 Cow. Awack, 'tis >w< he! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was met x3 even :3 nyow -UwU As mad as OwO the :33 vex'd >_< sea, ;;w;; singing :33 awoud, ->w< Cwown'd with :3 wank fumiter ÚwÚ and ^-^ fuwwow xDD weeds, -x3 With UwU hawdocks, hemlock, nettles, ^-^ cuckoo ÚwÚ fwow'ws, -Darnel, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :33 idwe weeds UwU that gwow -UwU In ^-^ ouw sustainying >_> cown. OwO A centuwy ^-^ send fowth. -^-^ Seawch every acwe in OwO the high-grown field -And bwing him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< eye. xDD [Exit OwO an >_< Officew.] What can ÚwÚ man's -OwO wisdom -UwU In OwO the westowing his beweaved ;;w;; sense? -ÚwÚ He UwU that ^w^ hewps him UwU take >w< aww my >_> outwawd worth. -:33 Doct. Thewe :3 is means, ÚwÚ madam. -Our >_< fostew ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is ^-^ wepose, -The ;;w;; which ^.^ he wacks. :33 That ^-^ to >_< pwovoke in him -uWu Awe many >_< simpwes >_< opewative, uWu whose power -uWu Wiww :33 cwose OwO the eye >_> of :3 anguish. -:33 Cow. ^-^ Aww bwest OwO secwets, -^-^ Aww you unpublish'd viwtues >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, -:3 Spwing with my x3 teaws! >w< be ^-^ aidant ÚwÚ and wemediate -UwU In OwO the good ÚwÚ man's distress! OwO Seek, >w< seek uWu fow :3 him! -Lest his unguvwn'd ;;w;; wage dissowve OwO the life -:33 That ÚwÚ wants OwO the :3 means ^-^ to ;;w;; wead it. - -x3 Entew Messenger. - -Mess. OwO Nyews, ÚwÚ madam. -The ÚwÚ Bwitish pow'rs awe marching ÚwÚ hithewwawd. -:33 Cow. ^.^ 'Tis OwO knyown >_> befowe. Our pwepawation ^-^ stands -UwU In x3 expectation >_> of ^.^ them. :3 O dear fathew, -^w^ It :3 is >w< thy ^-^ businyess UwU that I >w< go OwO about. -OwO Thewefowe gweat Fwance -UwU My ÚwÚ mouwnying ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ impowtant ;;w;; teaws ;;w;; hath pitied. -:3 Nyo xDD bwown ambition doth ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ awms >w< incite, -But love, dear love, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< ag'd >_< fathew's >_> wight. -Soon ^-^ may I hear ÚwÚ and UwU see :3 him! -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :3 V. -:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. - -x3 Entew :33 Wegan ÚwÚ and uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -UwU Weg. But awe my >_< bwothew's pow'rs xDD set ^w^ fowth? -^-^ Osw. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. -UwU Weg. Himsewf in person thewe? -^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, with >w< much ÚwÚ ado. -Your ^-^ sistew :3 is OwO the better sowdiew. -UwU Weg. Wowd Edmund ^-^ spake ^.^ nyot with >_> youw lord at :3 home? -^-^ Osw. No, ÚwÚ madam. -UwU Weg. What UwU might :3 impowt my ;;w;; sistew's letter ^-^ to OwO him? -^-^ Osw. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, >_< wady. -UwU Weg. OwO Faith, ^.^ he :3 is >w< posted x3 hence uWu on uWu sewious OwO mattew. -^w^ It ÚwÚ was gweat :33 ignyowance, :33 Gwoucestew's eyes being out, -ÚwÚ To let him wive. :3 Whewe ^.^ he arrives ^.^ he muvs -^-^ Aww hearts x3 against ÚwÚ us. ^.^ Edmund, I xDD think, :3 is gone, -UwU In ^-^ pity >_> of his misery, ^-^ to uWu dispatch -His ÚwÚ nyighted life; x3 moweuvw, ^-^ to xDD descwy -The OwO stwength o' th' enyemy. -^-^ Osw. I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds aftew ^w^ him, UwU madam, with my letter. -UwU Weg. Our twoops xDD set :3 fowth >w< to-mowwow. uWu Stay with ÚwÚ us. -The ^-^ ways awe dangewous. -^-^ Osw. I ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. -UwU My wady OwO chawg'd my >_> duty in :3 this :33 businyess. -UwU Weg. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ she wwite ^-^ to ^w^ Edmund? OwO Might ^.^ nyot you -^w^ Twanspowt xDD hew >w< puwposes uWu by UwU wowd? ^-^ Bewike, -OwO Something- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^.^ what- I'll love ÚwÚ thee xDD much- ->_> Wet me unseaw OwO the letter. -^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, I xDD had wathew- -UwU Weg. I xDD knyow >_> youw wady OwO does ^.^ nyot love xDD hew ^-^ husband; -I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_> of UwU that; ÚwÚ and at xDD hew ^.^ wate being here -She >_> gave ÚwÚ stwange xDD ewiads ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; speaking looks -ÚwÚ To x3 nyobwe ^.^ Edmund. I xDD knyow you awe >_> of xDD hew >_< bosom. -^-^ Osw. OwO I, OwO madam? -UwU Weg. I speak in undewstanding. Y'awe! I xDD knyow't. -OwO Thewefowe I ^-^ do :33 advise you UwU take :3 this >_< nyote. -UwU My lord :3 is >w< dead; Edmund ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ÚwÚ tawk'd, -And ^-^ mowe UwU convenyient :3 is ^.^ he uWu fow my hand ->w< Than uWu fow >_> youw >_< wady's. You ^-^ may x3 gathew more. ->w< If you ^-^ do find ^w^ him, pray you ^w^ give him ^.^ this; -And when >_> youw ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ heaws ;;w;; thus >w< much ^-^ fwom you, -I pray desiwe xDD hew caww xDD hew OwO wisdom ^-^ to :3 hew. -^w^ So faweweww. ->w< If you ^-^ do uWu chance ^-^ to hear >_> of UwU that uWu bwind >w< twaitow, -uWu Pwefewment ^.^ fawws uWu on him UwU that ^w^ cuts him UwU off. -^-^ Osw. Wouwd I :33 couwd ^.^ meet ^w^ him, >_> madam! I shouwd show -What party I ^-^ do OwO fowwow. -UwU Weg. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene VI. -The ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. - -x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and Edgar [wike :3 a ^w^ Peasant]. - ->w< Gwou. When uWu shaww I come ^-^ to th' :3 top >_> of UwU that >_> same ÚwÚ hiww? -Edg. You ^-^ do climb OwO up ^.^ it OwO nyow. Wook how ^-^ we xDD wabouw. ->w< Gwou. x3 Methinks OwO the gwound :3 is even. -Edg. Horrible steep. -Hawk, ^-^ do you hear OwO the ^-^ sea? ->w< Gwou. No, ;;w;; twuwy. -Edg. ÚwÚ Why, then, >_> youw uWu othew UwU senses gwow impewfect -By >_> youw ;;w;; eyes' :3 anguish. ->w< Gwou. ^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< be :3 indeed. -x3 Methinks >w< thy >w< voice :3 is alter'd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO speak'st -UwU In better ^.^ phwase ÚwÚ and matter than :3 thou OwO didst. -Edg. Y'awe >w< much deceiv'd. UwU In nyothing x3 am I >_< chang'd -But in my :33 gawments. ->w< Gwou. x3 Methinks >_< y'awe better ÚwÚ spoken. -Edg. Come OwO on, siw; >w< hewe's OwO the :3 pwace. Stand ^.^ stiww. OwO How xDD feawfuw -And dizzy 'tis ^-^ to UwU cast >_> onye's eyes OwO so >w< wow! -The cwows ÚwÚ and OwO choughs UwU that x3 wing OwO the midway ÚwÚ aiw -Show scarce OwO so :3 gwoss as beetles. uWu Hawfway ;;w;; down -Hangs ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ gathews uWu sampiwe- dreadful :33 twade! -x3 Methinks ^.^ he uWu seems nyo :3 biggew than his head. -The xDD fishewmen UwU that ÚwÚ wawk x3 upon OwO the :3 beach -xDD Appeaw >_< wike mice; ÚwÚ and yond taww :33 anchowing bark, -Diminyish'd ^-^ to xDD hew uWu cock; xDD hew :3 cock, :3 a OwO buoy ->w< Awmost xDD too small uWu fow ^w^ sight. The ^.^ muwmuwing uWu suwge -:33 That uWu on th' uWu unnyumb'wed :33 idwe pebble ^.^ chafes -Cannyot >w< be heard OwO so uWu high. I'll ÚwÚ wook nyo :3 mowe, -Lest my bwain turn, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ deficient OwO sight -Toppwe ;;w;; down headwong. ->w< Gwou. ÚwÚ Set me xDD whewe you :3 stand. -Edg. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. You awe :3 nyow within :3 a foot -x3 Of th' extreme ^-^ vewge. >_< Fow >w< aww beneath OwO the ^-^ moon -Wouwd I ^.^ nyot :33 weap upwight. ->w< Gwou. >_> Wet >w< go my hand. -Here, OwO fwiend, :3 is another :3 puwse; in ^.^ it :3 a >_> jewew -^.^ Weww wowth :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's >w< taking. Fairies ÚwÚ and UwU gods -Pwospew ^.^ it with thee! uWu Go :3 thou further off; -UwU Bid me ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and let me hear ÚwÚ thee ^w^ going. -Edg. Nyow fare ye well, good sir. ->w< Gwou. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -Edg. x3 [aside]. UwU Why I ^-^ do twifwe ;;w;; thus with his ^.^ despaiw -^-^ Is x3 donye ^-^ to cure it. ->w< Gwou. :3 O you :3 mighty x3 gods! ÚwÚ He uWu knyeews. -:3 This x3 wowwd I ^-^ do ^w^ wenyounce, :3 and, in >_> youw xDD sights, -uWu Shake ^-^ patientwy my gweat affliction UwU off. ->w< If I :33 couwd bear ^.^ it ÚwÚ wongew ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww -ÚwÚ To >_< quawwew with >_> youw gweat opposeless wills, -UwU My snyuff ÚwÚ and x3 woathed part >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd -x3 Buwn itsewf >_< out. >w< If Edgar live, :33 O, bless :3 him! -Nyow, fewwow, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -ÚwÚ He ^.^ fawws ^.^ [fowwawd ÚwÚ and >_> swoons]. -Edg. >w< Gonye, ;;w;; siw, farewell.- -And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how uWu conceit ^-^ may x3 wob -The >_> tweasuwy >_> of life when life itsewf -Yiewds ^-^ to OwO the >_> theft. Had ^.^ he >_< been xDD whewe ^.^ he thought, -By :3 this xDD had ^w^ thought >_< been >w< past.- ÚwÚ Awive ^w^ ow ;;w;; dead? -^w^ Ho you, :3 siw! x3 fwiend! >w< Heaw you, sir? x3 Speak!- -ÚwÚ Thus UwU might ^.^ he xDD pass :3 indeed. >_> Yet ^.^ he >_< wevives. -What awe you, sir? ->w< Gwou. Away, ÚwÚ and let me ^-^ die. -Edg. uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been >w< aught uWu but gossamew, OwO feathews, :3 aiw, -^w^ So many fadom ;;w;; down :33 pwecipitating, -xDD Thou'dst ^.^ shivew'd >_< wike OwO an egg; uWu but :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ bweathe; -xDD Hast :33 heavy substance; uWu bweed'st not; :33 speak'st; art :3 sound. -xDD Ten ^-^ masts at OwO each ^-^ make ^.^ nyot OwO the awtitude -^w^ Which :3 thou x3 hast perpendicularly feww. -x3 Thy life :3 is :3 a miracle. ^w^ Speak ÚwÚ yet again. ->w< Gwou. But ^.^ have I fall'n, ^w^ ow nyo? -Edg. From OwO the ;;w;; dwead summit >_> of :3 this chawky bourn. -Wook OwO up >_< a-height. The shrill-gorg'd lark OwO so :3 faw -Cannyot >w< be uWu seen ^w^ ow UwU heawd. Do uWu but ÚwÚ wook :33 up. ->w< Gwou. Awack, I ^.^ have nyo >_> eyes! -^-^ Is wretchedness depriv'd UwU that benefit -ÚwÚ To ^-^ end itsewf uWu by UwU death? ÚwÚ 'Twas ÚwÚ yet >w< some comfort -When >w< misewy :33 couwd beguiwe OwO the ;;w;; tywant's ;;w;; wage -And frustrate his >_> pwoud uWu wiww. -Edg. >w< Give me >_> youw arm. -Up- ÚwÚ so. OwO How is't? x3 Feew you >_> youw wegs? You :3 stand. ->w< Gwou. :3 Too well, xDD too :33 weww. -Edg. :3 This :3 is :33 abuv >w< aww >w< stwangenyess. -:3 Upon OwO the :3 cwown o' th' x3 cwiff what xDD thing ÚwÚ was UwU that -^w^ Which x3 pawted ^-^ fwom you? ->w< Gwou. OwO A UwU poow >_< unfowtunyate :3 beggaw. -Edg. UwU As I ÚwÚ stood here UwU bewow, methought his eyes -Were two :33 fuww UwU moons; ^.^ he xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ nyoses, -:3 Howns whewk'd ÚwÚ and UwU wav'd >_< wike OwO the OwO enwidged >_> sea. -^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< some :33 fiend. :33 Thewefowe, :3 thou x3 happy fathew, -:33 Think UwU that OwO the ;;w;; cweawest >_< gods, ^-^ who ^-^ make them honours -x3 Of xDD men's impossibility, ^.^ have :33 pwesewv'd thee. ->w< Gwou. I ^-^ do wemembew OwO nyow. :33 Hencefowth I'll bear -;;w;; Affwiction ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it ^-^ do x3 cwy >_< out itsewf -^.^ 'Enyough, >_< enyough,' ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. :33 That xDD thing you speak :33 of, -I took ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a xDD man. xDD Often 'twouwd uWu say -xDD 'The ÚwÚ fiend, OwO the ^.^ fiend'- ^.^ he wed me ^-^ to UwU that :3 pwace. -Edg. Beaw free ÚwÚ and uWu patient xDD thoughts. - -x3 Entew Lear, >_< mad, ÚwÚ [fantasticawwy dressed with :3 weeds]. - -But ^-^ who comes hewe? -The OwO safew :33 sense uWu wiww :33 nye'ew :3 accommodate -His ^w^ mastew OwO thus. -Lear. No, uWu they cannyot ^.^ touch me uWu fow UwU coming; -I x3 am OwO the UwU King :3 himsewf. -Edg. :3 O :3 thou :3 side-piewcing uWu sight! -Lear. :3 Nyatuwe xDD 's :33 abuv art in UwU that :33 wespect. There's >_> youw press -^-^ monyey. :33 That :3 fewwow ^-^ handwes his bow >_< wike :3 a >_< cwow-keepew. Draw me -:3 a >_< cwothiew's ^-^ yawd. Look, look, :3 a mouse! Peace, ^w^ peace; :3 this piece ->_> of UwU toasted :3 cheese uWu wiww :3 do't. There's my gauntlet; I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it -uWu on :3 a giant. >_< Bwing OwO up OwO the xDD bwown bills. :33 O, ;;w;; weww flown, bird! >w< i' -th' clout, >w< i' th' >_< cwout! uWu Hewgh! >w< Give OwO the :33 wowd. -Edg. ^.^ Sweet UwU mawjowam. -Lear. ^-^ Pass. ->w< Gwou. I xDD knyow UwU that ÚwÚ voice. -Lear. Ha! Goneril with :3 a >_> white beard? ^.^ They flatter'd me >_< wike :3 a dog, -ÚwÚ and told me I xDD had >_> white ^w^ haiws in my beard ewe OwO the bwack ones -;;w;; wewe ^.^ thewe. ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO 'ay' ÚwÚ and 'no' ^-^ to OwO evewything I said! 'Ay' ÚwÚ and -'no' xDD too ÚwÚ was nyo good x3 divinyity. When OwO the ;;w;; wain came ^-^ to wet me -once, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wind ^-^ to ^-^ make me ^-^ chattew; when OwO the thundew would -^.^ nyot xDD peace at my uWu bidding; there I ;;w;; found >w< 'em, there I >_> smewt >w< 'em ->_< out. uWu Go ^.^ to, uWu they awe ^.^ nyot x3 men o' theiw UwU wowds! ^.^ They told me I ÚwÚ was -uWu evewything. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a lie- I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 ague-pwoof. ->w< Gwou. The xDD twick >_> of UwU that >w< voice I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww wemembew. -:3 Is't ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ King? -Lear. >w< Ay, every ÚwÚ inch :3 a king! -When I ^-^ do stare, UwU see how OwO the :33 subject uWu quakes. -I pawdon UwU that ÚwÚ man's wife. What ÚwÚ was >w< thy cause? -Adultery? -Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. ^.^ Die uWu fow ;;w;; aduwtewy? >_< Nyo. -The wren :33 goes to't, ÚwÚ and OwO the small x3 giwded UwU fwy -uWu Does ^w^ wechew in my ^w^ sight. ->_> Wet x3 copuwation ;;w;; thwive; uWu fow :33 Gwoucestew's xDD bastawd :3 son ->_> Was kinder ^-^ to his fathew than my daughters -^-^ Got ^w^ 'tween OwO the lawful UwU sheets. ->_> To't, luxury, ^.^ peww-meww! uWu fow I wack sowdiews. -ÚwÚ Behowd yond :33 simp'wing ^.^ dame, -uWu Whose ;;w;; face :3 between xDD hew xDD fowks UwU pwesageth snyow, -:33 That UwU minces uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and OwO does >_< shake OwO the head -ÚwÚ To hear >_> of UwU pweasuwe's >w< nyame. -The ^-^ fitchew :3 nyow OwO the soiwed horse :33 goes to't -x3 With :3 a ^-^ mowe riotous appetite. -x3 Down ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> waist uWu they awe ^-^ Centauws, -^-^ Though >w< women >w< aww above. -But ^-^ to OwO the >_< giwdwe ^-^ do OwO the UwU gods inhewit, -:33 Benyeath :3 is >w< aww OwO the UwU fiend's. -There's >_< heww, :33 thewe's dawknyess, :33 thewe's OwO the :33 suwphuwous ^-^ pit; -^.^ buwnying, :33 scawding, :33 stench, :33 consumption. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! >_< pah, ÚwÚ pah! ->w< Give me OwO an ^w^ ounce >_> of :33 civet, good ;;w;; apothecawy, ^-^ to OwO sweeten my -xDD imaginyation. There's money uWu fow thee. ->w< Gwou. :33 O, let me ÚwÚ kiss UwU that UwU hand! -Lear. >_> Wet me wipe ^.^ it xDD fiwst; ^.^ it smewws >_> of mortality. ->w< Gwou. :3 O >_< wuin'd piece >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! :3 This gweat x3 wowwd -:33 Shaww OwO so wear >_< out ^-^ to ^.^ nyaught. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow x3 me? -Lear. I wemembew UwU thinye eyes ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. Dost :3 thou :3 squiny at x3 me? -No, ^-^ do >w< thy worst, uWu bwind Cupid! I'll ^.^ nyot wuv. x3 Wead :3 thou :3 this -challenge; mark uWu but OwO the >_> pennying >_> of it. ->w< Gwou. Were >w< aww OwO the letters suns, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU see ^w^ onye. -Edg. ^-^ [aside] I would ^.^ nyot UwU take :3 this ^-^ fwom >_< wepowt. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, -And my OwO heawt bweaks at it. -Lear. Read. ->w< Gwou. >_> What, with OwO the UwU case >_> of :3 eyes? -Lear. :33 O, ^w^ ho, awe you there with x3 me? :3 Nyo eyes in >_> youw uWu head, :3 nyow nyo -money in >_> youw ^-^ puwse? Your eyes awe in :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ case, >_> youw >_> puwse -in :3 a >_> wight. >_> Yet you UwU see how :3 this x3 wowwd OwO goes. ->w< Gwou. I UwU see ^.^ it uWu feewingwy. -Lear. >_> What, art >_> mad? OwO A man ^-^ may UwU see how OwO the x3 wowwd :33 goes with nyo OwO eyes. -Wook with UwU thinye x3 eaws. ^w^ See how yond :33 justice >_> waiws x3 upon yond -ÚwÚ simpwe >w< thief. UwU Hawk in UwU thinye OwO eaw. Change OwO pwaces :3 and, handy-dandy, -;;w;; which :3 is OwO the justice, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the OwO thief? Thou x3 hast uWu seen :3 a ->_> fawmew's ^.^ dog bark at :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? ->w< Gwou. >w< Ay, sir. -Lear. And OwO the ;;w;; cweatuwe run ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< cuw? Thewe :3 thou x3 mightst >w< behowd -OwO the gweat ^.^ image >_> of authority: :3 a uWu dog's uWu obeyed in :33 office. -Thou >w< wascaw beadwe, howd >w< thy bwoody UwU hand! -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou wash UwU that x3 whowe? Stwip UwU thinye >_> own ^-^ back. -Thou >_> hotwy wusts ^-^ to ;;w;; use xDD hew in UwU that >w< kind ->_< Fow ;;w;; which :3 thou :3 whip'st :3 hew. The xDD usuwew OwO hangs OwO the cozenyew. -^.^ Thwough :33 tattew'd clothes small UwU vices ^-^ do appeaw; -xDD Wobes ÚwÚ and furr'd >w< gowns hide all. xDD Pwate xDD sin with ^.^ gowd, -And OwO the >w< stwong ;;w;; wance >_> of :33 justice huwtwess :33 bweaks; -x3 Awm ^.^ it in >_> wags, :3 a OwO pygmy's straw OwO does >w< piewce it. -None OwO does offend, >_< nyonye- I uWu say nyonye! I'll able >_< 'em. -;;w;; Take UwU that >_> of uWu me, my OwO fwiend, ^-^ who ^.^ have OwO the power -ÚwÚ To >w< seaw th' accusew's lips. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee :3 gwass eyes -And, >_< wike :3 a scurvy UwU powitician, ÚwÚ seem -ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the >w< things :3 thou OwO dost not. Nyow, nyow, nyow, nyow! -Pull x3 off my >_> boots. >w< Hawdew, >w< hawdew! >_> So. -Edg. :33 O, matter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ impewtinyency ^.^ mix'd! -Reason, in ÚwÚ madnyess! -Lear. >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt weep my UwU fowtunyes, UwU take my OwO eyes. -I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww enyough; >w< thy name :3 is ^w^ Gwoucestew. -Thou >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ patient. We came cwying uWu hithew; -Thou >_< knyow'st, OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time UwU that ^-^ we smell OwO the ÚwÚ aiw -We wawl ÚwÚ and cry. I uWu wiww ^.^ pweach ^-^ to thee. Mark. ->w< Gwou. Awack, alack OwO the xDD day! -Lear. When ^-^ we awe :33 bown, ^-^ we x3 cwy UwU that ^-^ we awe come -ÚwÚ To :3 this gweat OwO stage >_> of fools. This' :3 a good block. -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a delicate :3 stwatagem ^-^ to :33 shoe -OwO A >_< twoop >_> of horse with felt. I'll >_< put't in proof, -And when I ^.^ have stow'n x3 upon ^.^ these >_< sons-in-waw, -;;w;; Then ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, >_< kiww! - -x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ Gentweman [with Attendants]. - -:33 Gent. :33 O, here ^.^ he ÚwÚ is! >w< Way hand x3 upon xDD him.- >_> Siw, -Your UwU most dear :3 daughtew- -Lear. :3 Nyo xDD wescue? >_> What, :3 a pwisonyew? I x3 am x3 even -The :3 nyatuwaw OwO foow >_> of xDD fowtunye. ;;w;; Use me ;;w;; weww; -You uWu shaww ^.^ have uWu wansom. >_> Wet me ^.^ have :3 a surgeon; -I x3 am ÚwÚ cut ^-^ to th' uWu bwains. -:33 Gent. You uWu shaww ^.^ have ;;w;; anything. -Lear. :3 Nyo seconds? ^-^ Aww myself? -ÚwÚ Why, :3 this would ^-^ make :3 a man :3 a man >_> of >_> sawt, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use his eyes uWu fow garden x3 watewpots, ->w< Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 waying ^w^ autumn's OwO dust. -:33 Gent. Good sir- -Lear. I uWu wiww die bwavewy, >_< wike :3 a smug bwidegwoom. >_< What! -I uWu wiww >w< be x3 joviaw. ^w^ Come, xDD come, I x3 am :3 a king; -UwU My masters, xDD knyow you ÚwÚ that? -:33 Gent. You awe :3 a :33 woyaw one, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^-^ obey you. -Lear. ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's life >w< in't. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you >_< get it, you uWu shaww >_< get ^.^ it -uWu by ^.^ wunnying. Sa, UwU sa, UwU sa, :3 sa! -Exit ^.^ wunnying. ÚwÚ [Attendants fowwow.] -:33 Gent. OwO A OwO sight UwU most ^w^ pitifuw in OwO the UwU meanyest >_< wwetch, ->_< Past ;;w;; speaking >_> of in :3 a king! Thou x3 hast ^-^ onye daughter -OwO Who ;;w;; wedeems ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^w^ cuwse -^w^ Which x3 twain ^.^ have ^w^ bwought xDD hew x3 to. -Edg. Hail, gentwe sir. -:33 Gent. >_> Siw, ÚwÚ speed you. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? -Edg. Do you hear aught, ;;w;; siw, >_> of :3 a ^-^ battwe :3 towawd? -:33 Gent. uWu Most ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ and >w< vuwgaw. uWu Evewy ^-^ onye ÚwÚ heaws UwU that -^w^ Which can >_< distinguish :3 sound. -Edg. But, uWu by >_> youw >_< favouw, -OwO How >_> nyeaw's OwO the uWu othew army? -:33 Gent. Near ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 speedy foot. The x3 main xDD descwy -;;w;; Stands uWu on OwO the houwwy OwO thought. -Edg. I :3 thank you sir. ^.^ That's all. -:33 Gent. ^-^ Though UwU that OwO the Queen uWu on speciaw cause :3 is ;;w;; hewe, -Her ;;w;; awmy :3 is ;;w;; mov'd x3 on. -Edg. I :3 thank you, x3 siw -Exit [Gentweman]. ->w< Gwou. You UwU evew-gentwe >_< gods, UwU take my >_> bweath ^-^ fwom me; ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot my ^-^ wowsew spirit >_> tempt me UwU again -ÚwÚ To die before you :33 pwease! -Edg. ^.^ Weww pray you, father. ->w< Gwou. Nyow, good ;;w;; siw, what awe you? -Edg. OwO A UwU most UwU poow man, :3 made ^w^ tame ^-^ to >_< fowtunye's ^-^ bwows, -Who, uWu by OwO the art >_> of OwO knyown ÚwÚ and feeling sorrows, -OwO Am pregnant ^-^ to good ;;w;; pity. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; -I'll ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to >w< some x3 biding. ->w< Gwou. :33 Heawty :33 thanks. -The bounty ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ benyison >_> of >w< heaven -ÚwÚ To xDD boot, ÚwÚ and boot! - -x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -^-^ Osw. OwO A pwocwaim'd ÚwÚ pwize! uWu Most OwO happy! -:33 That eyeless head >_> of UwU thinye ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst x3 fwam'd ^.^ fwesh -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise my UwU fowtunyes. Thou ^.^ owd OwO unhappy >w< twaitow, -UwU Bwiefwy thyself wemembew. The >_< swowd :3 is >_< out -:33 That >w< must >_< destwoy thee. ->w< Gwou. Nyow let >w< thy fwiendwy hand -x3 Put OwO stwength enough to't. -^w^ [Edgaw intewposes.] -^-^ Osw. Wherefore, bowd peasant, -Dar'st :3 thou :3 suppowt :3 a pubwish'd >_< twaitow? :33 Hence! -Lest UwU that th' ÚwÚ infection >_> of his >_> fowtunye UwU take -;;w;; Wike howd uWu on thee. >_> Wet >w< go his arm. -Edg. Chill ^.^ nyot let ÚwÚ go, uWu ziw, ^-^ without vuwthew ;;w;; 'cagion. -^-^ Osw. >_> Wet ÚwÚ go, slave, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^w^ diest! -Edg. Good ;;w;; gentweman, >w< go >_> youw ^-^ gait, ÚwÚ and let UwU poow voke UwU pass. An chud -UwU ha' ^.^ bin >_< zwaggew'd >_< out >_> of my xDD wife, 'twouwd ^.^ nyot UwU ha' ^.^ bin :3 zo wong as -'tis uWu by :3 a >w< vowtnyight. ;;w;; Nyay, come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw th' ^.^ owd xDD man. Keep out, -che >_> vowe >_< ye, ^w^ ow Ise twy whethew >_> youw ^.^ costawd ^w^ ow my ^w^ bawwow >w< be OwO the -xDD hawdew. Chill >w< be ;;w;; pwain with you. -^-^ Osw. :33 Out, dunghiww! -^.^ They ^w^ fight. -Edg. Chill OwO pick >_> youw x3 teeth, zir. :33 Come! :3 Nyo matter vor >_> youw ;;w;; foins. -uWu [Oswawd OwO fawws.] -^-^ Osw. Slave, :3 thou x3 hast OwO swain >_> me. ^-^ Viwwain, UwU take my puwse. ->w< If >w< evew :3 thou xDD wiwt thrive, :33 buwy my body, -And ^w^ give OwO the letters ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ find'st about me -ÚwÚ To Edmund Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. >_< Seek him >_< out -:3 Upon OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish :3 pawty. :33 O, ;;w;; untimewy >_< death! Death! -ÚwÚ He :3 dies. -Edg. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO A serviceable viwwain, -UwU As ÚwÚ duteous ^-^ to OwO the UwU vices >_> of >w< thy ^w^ mistwess -UwU As >_< badnyess would desire. ->w< Gwou. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? -Edg. >_> Sit you down, uWu fathew; west you. -Let's UwU see his :33 pockets; ^.^ these letters UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ speaks >_> of -May >w< be my >_< fwiends. >w< He's UwU dead. I x3 am only >_< sowwy -ÚwÚ He xDD had nyo uWu othew deathsman. >_> Wet OwO us :3 see. -Weave, gentwe ^-^ wax; :3 and, xDD mannyews, blame OwO us not. -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ ouw enyemies' uWu minds, ÚwÚ we'wd x3 wip theiw ^.^ heawts; -Their :3 papews, :3 is ^-^ mowe lawful. >w< Weads OwO the letter. - ->w< 'Wet ^-^ ouw wecipwocaw >_< vows >w< be rememb'red. You ^.^ have many -UwU oppowtunyities ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut him UwU off. >w< If >_> youw uWu wiww UwU want ;;w;; nyot, UwU time ÚwÚ and -place uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ fwuitfuwwy uWu offew'd. Thewe :3 is nyothing >_< donye, ^-^ if ^.^ he -xDD wetuwn OwO the UwU conquewow. ;;w;; Then x3 am I OwO the pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and his bed my -jaiw; ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 woathed x3 wawmth ^w^ wheweof x3 dewivew uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 suppwy OwO the -place uWu fow >_> youw xDD wabouw. -'Your ÚwÚ (wife, OwO so I would ;;w;; say) affectionate x3 sewvant, -'Gonyewiw.' - -:3 O ^w^ indistinguish'd space >_> of :3 woman's ^.^ wiww! -OwO A plot x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ viwtuous >_< husband's xDD wife, -And OwO the exchange my ^-^ bwothew! ;;w;; Hewe in OwO the sands -ÚwÚ Thee I'll rake uWu up, OwO the OwO post ^-^ unsanctified -x3 Of murtherous x3 wechews; ÚwÚ and in OwO the mature UwU time -x3 With :3 this ungwacious paper strike OwO the OwO sight -x3 Of OwO the OwO death-pwactis'd Duke, >_< Fow him 'tis ;;w;; weww -:33 That >_> of >w< thy death ÚwÚ and ^-^ businyess I can tell. ->w< Gwou. The UwU King :3 is ^w^ mad. OwO How ;;w;; stiff :3 is my :3 viwe :33 sense, -:33 That I ^.^ stand uWu up, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ;;w;; ingenyious feeling -x3 Of my huge UwU sowwows! >_< Bettew I ;;w;; wewe >_< distwact. -^w^ So shouwd my >_> thoughts >w< be UwU sevew'd ^-^ fwom my ^.^ gwiefs, -And ^.^ woes uWu by :33 wwong imaginyations wose -The knowledge >_> of :3 themsewves. -OwO A uWu dwum ^-^ afaw UwU off. -Edg. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. -Far x3 off >w< methinks I hear OwO the >_> beaten drum. -^w^ Come, fathew, I'll bestow you with :3 a >w< fwiend. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :33 VII. -OwO A tent in OwO the xDD Fwench x3 camp. - -x3 Entew Cordelia, ^.^ Kent, Doctor, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gentweman. - -:33 Cow. :3 O :3 thou good ^.^ Kent, how uWu shaww I live ÚwÚ and wowk -ÚwÚ To ^-^ match >w< thy goodnyess? UwU My life uWu wiww >w< be xDD too ^-^ showt -And every measuwe x3 faiw >_> me. -x3 Kent. ÚwÚ To >w< be acknowledg'd, UwU madam, :3 is o'ewpaid. -^-^ Aww my reports >w< go with OwO the modest OwO twuth; -Nyow ^-^ mowe :3 nyow >_< cwipp'd, uWu but ÚwÚ so. -:33 Cow. Be better OwO suited. -^.^ These weeds awe memories >_> of x3 those ^-^ wowsew OwO houws. -I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< put them UwU off. -x3 Kent. >_> Pawdon, dear ÚwÚ madam. ->_> Yet ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown UwU showtens my :3 made intent. -UwU My >_< boon I ^-^ make ^.^ it UwU that you xDD knyow me ^.^ nyot -;;w;; Tiww UwU time ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ meet. -:33 Cow. ;;w;; Then be't so, my good :33 wowd. uWu [To OwO the ;;w;; Doctow] ^-^ How, OwO does OwO the ^.^ King? -:33 Doct. ^w^ Madam, sweeps ^.^ stiww. -:33 Cow. :3 O you >w< kind >_< gods, -ÚwÚ Cuwe :3 this gweat :33 bweach in his UwU abused ^-^ nyatuwe! -^-^ Th' untun'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ jawwing ^w^ senses, :33 O, ^.^ wind OwO up -x3 Of :3 this x3 chiwd-changed ^-^ fathew! -:33 Doct. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may :3 wake OwO the ^.^ King? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< swept UwU wong. -:33 Cow. Be guvwn'd uWu by >_> youw ^.^ knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and :33 pwoceed -uWu I' th' ^.^ sway >_> of >_> youw >_> own uWu wiww. ^-^ Is ^.^ he UwU awway'd? - -x3 Entew OwO Weaw in :3 a chair xDD cawwied uWu by Sewvants. - -:33 Gent. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. UwU In OwO the heavinyess >_> of ;;w;; sweep -We >w< put ^.^ fwesh garments uWu on >_> him. -:33 Doct. Be >_> by, good UwU madam, when ^-^ we ^-^ do :33 awake >_> him. -I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of his temperance. -:33 Cow. Very :33 weww. -Music. -:33 Doct. UwU Pwease you dwaw >w< nyeaw. Louder OwO the music ;;w;; thewe! -:33 Cow. :3 O my dear fathew, restoration >_> hang -x3 Thy >w< medicinye uWu on my wips, ÚwÚ and let :3 this ÚwÚ kiss -Repair x3 those viowent UwU hawms UwU that my two OwO sistews ->_< Have in >w< thy uWu wevewence :3 made! -x3 Kent. UwU Kind ÚwÚ and dear >_< pwincess! -:33 Cow. Had you ^.^ nyot >_< been theiw fathew, ^.^ these >_> white flakes -Had challeng'd ^-^ pity >_> of ^.^ them. >_> Was :3 this :3 a ;;w;; face -ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; oppos'd x3 against OwO the >_< wawwing winds? -ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand x3 against OwO the ^-^ deep ^-^ dwead-bowted :33 thundew? -UwU In OwO the UwU most uWu tewwibwe ÚwÚ and nimble OwO stwoke -x3 Of uWu quick cross wightnying? ^-^ to :3 watch- UwU poow :33 pewdu!- -x3 With :3 this xDD thin :3 hewm? Minye enemy's dog, -^-^ Though ^.^ he xDD had >w< bit uWu me, shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood UwU that night -uWu Against my uWu fiwe; ÚwÚ and >_< wast :3 thou >w< fain, UwU poow fathew, -ÚwÚ To hovel ÚwÚ thee with ^w^ swinye ÚwÚ and uWu wogues fowwown, -UwU In ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and >_> musty straw? Awack, alack! -^.^ 'Tis wonder UwU that >w< thy life ÚwÚ and xDD wits at UwU once -Had ^.^ nyot concwuded xDD aww.- ÚwÚ He wakes. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to >_> him. -:33 Doct. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ do OwO you; 'tis :33 fittest. -:33 Cow. OwO How OwO does my :33 woyaw UwU wowd? OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? -Lear. You ^-^ do me :33 wwong ^-^ to UwU take me >_< out o' th' ^-^ gwave. -Thou art :3 a ^w^ souw in bliss; uWu but I x3 am bound -:3 Upon :3 a ^w^ wheew >_> of fire, UwU that >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; teaws -Do scawd >_< wike molten :33 wead. -:33 Cow. >_> Siw, ^-^ do you xDD knyow x3 me? -Lear. You awe :3 a ^.^ spiwit, I know. When >_> did you ^.^ die? -:33 Cow. Stiww, stiww, :3 faw >_< wide! -:33 Doct. >w< He's scarce ^.^ awake. >_> Wet him :3 awonye >_> awhiwe. -Lear. :3 Whewe ^.^ have I :3 been? :3 Whewe x3 am x3 I? ^-^ Faiw UwU daywight, -I x3 am ^w^ mightiwy ^-^ abus'd. I shouwd uWu e'en die with pity, -ÚwÚ To UwU see another OwO thus. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw ^.^ these awe my hands. Let's :3 see. -I ;;w;; feew :3 this :3 pin pwick. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe assur'd -x3 Of my ^w^ condition! -:33 Cow. :33 O, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, -And howd >_> youw ^.^ hands in benediction o'ew >_> me. -No, ;;w;; siw, you >w< must ^.^ nyot ^.^ knyeew. -Lear. >_> Pway, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD mock >_> me. -I x3 am :3 a vewy foowish OwO fond ^.^ owd man, -Fouwscowe ÚwÚ and xDD upwawd, ^.^ nyot OwO an hour ^-^ mowe :3 nyow less; -And, ^-^ to ^-^ deaw plainly, -I ;;w;; feaw I x3 am ^.^ nyot in my pewfect mind. -x3 Methinks I shouwd xDD knyow you, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow :3 this >w< man; ->_> Yet I x3 am doubtfuw; uWu fow I x3 am mainly ^w^ ignyowant -What place :3 this >_> is; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the >_> skiww I ^.^ have -Wemembews ^.^ nyot ^.^ these garments; :3 nyow I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot -:3 Whewe I >_> did lodge last ^-^ nyight. Do ^.^ nyot waugh at me; ->_< Fow >w< (as I x3 am :3 a UwU man) I ÚwÚ think :3 this wady -ÚwÚ To >w< be my >w< chiwd Cordelia. -:33 Cow. And OwO so I am! I am! -Lear. Be >_> youw ;;w;; teaws wet? x3 Yes, ;;w;; faith. I pray weep not. ->w< If you ^.^ have :3 poison uWu fow uWu me, I uWu wiww dwink it. -I xDD knyow you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love me; uWu fow >_> youw OwO sistews -;;w;; Have, as I ^-^ do :33 wemembew, x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. -You ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ cause, uWu they ^.^ have not. -:33 Cow. :3 Nyo ^-^ cause, nyo ^.^ cause. -Lear. OwO Am I in :33 Fwance? -x3 Kent. UwU In >_> youw >_> own UwU kingdom, sir. -Lear. Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ abuse >_> me. -:33 Doct. Be ;;w;; comfowted, good ÚwÚ madam. The gweat ;;w;; wage -You UwU see :3 is xDD kiww'd in him; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is danger -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him x3 even o'ew OwO the UwU time ^.^ he >_> has xDD wost. -:3 Desiwe him ^-^ to >w< go in. OwO Twoubwe him nyo ^-^ mowe -;;w;; Tiww further ÚwÚ settwing. -:33 Cow. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw Highness >_> wawk? -Lear. You >w< must bear with >_> me. -;;w;; Pway you nyow, ^-^ fowget ÚwÚ and uWu fowgive. I x3 am ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and foolish. -OwO Exeunt. Manent xDD Kent ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gentweman. -:33 Gent. uWu Howds ^.^ it true, ;;w;; siw, UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ was OwO so uWu swain? -x3 Kent. uWu Most ^w^ cewtain, sir. -:33 Gent. OwO Who :3 is ;;w;; conductow >_> of his :3 peopwe? -x3 Kent. UwU As 'tis said, OwO the xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. -:33 Gent. ^.^ They uWu say OwO Edgaw, his banish'd UwU son, :3 is with OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Kent -in Germany. -x3 Kent. Report :3 is >_< changeabwe. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; about; OwO the >w< powews >_> of -OwO the :3 kingdom xDD appwoach >_< apace. -:33 Gent. The arbitrement :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ bwoody. -Fawe you well, sir. [Exit.] -x3 Kent. UwU My point ÚwÚ and UwU pewiod uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ thwoughwy ^w^ wwought, -Ow ;;w;; weww ^w^ ow iww, as :3 this UwU day's OwO battwe's x3 fought. UwU Exit. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. -The ÚwÚ Bwitish ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. - -OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, ^.^ Edmund, Regan, Gentleman, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. - -Edm. xDD Knyow >_> of OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ if his last OwO puwpose >_< howd, -Ow whethew >_< since ^.^ he :3 is UwU advis'd uWu by >w< aught -ÚwÚ To >_> change OwO the >_> couwse. >w< He's :33 fuww >_> of alteration -And ÚwÚ sewf-wepwoving. >_< Bwing his ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -xDD [Exit OwO an >_< Officew.] -UwU Weg. Our ;;w;; sistew's man :3 is cewtainwy >w< miscawwied. -Edm. >_> Tis ^-^ to >w< be doubted, ÚwÚ madam. -UwU Weg. Nyow, ^w^ sweet lord, -You xDD knyow OwO the xDD goodnyess I intend x3 upon you. ->_> Teww :3 me- uWu but truly- uWu but then speak OwO the >_< twuth- -Do you ^.^ nyot love my ^w^ sistew? -Edm. UwU In UwU honyouw'd wuv. -UwU Weg. But ^.^ have you never ;;w;; found my >_< bwothew's uWu way -ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< fowfended :3 pwace? -Edm. :33 That ^w^ thought x3 abuses you. -UwU Weg. I x3 am doubtfuw UwU that you ^.^ have >_< been conjunct -And UwU bosom'd with UwU hew, as :3 faw as ^-^ we caww hers. -Edm. No, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ madam. -UwU Weg. I never uWu shaww >_> enduwe :3 hew. UwU Deaw my lord, -Be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ famiwiaw with :3 hew. -Edm. OwO Feaw me not. -She ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke xDD hew ^w^ husband! - -OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, :3 Awbany, >_< Gonyewiw, Soldiers. - -uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] I xDD had wathew wose OwO the ^-^ battwe than UwU that ^-^ sistew -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ woosen him ÚwÚ and >_> me. -x3 Awb. Our vewy :33 woving ;;w;; sistew, ;;w;; weww >w< bemet. ->_> Siw, :3 this I uWu heaw: OwO the UwU King :3 is come ^-^ to his >_> daughtew, -x3 With ÚwÚ othews xDD whom OwO the wigouw >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO state -OwO Fowc'd ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< out. :3 Whewe I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ honyest, -I never ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was uWu vawiant. >_< Fow :3 this businyess, -^w^ It OwO toucheth OwO us as Fwance >_> invades ^-^ ouw wand, -:3 Nyot bowds OwO the ;;w;; King, with ÚwÚ othews whom, I feaw, -uWu Most ^.^ just ÚwÚ and :33 heavy ÚwÚ causes ^-^ make oppose. -Edm. >_> Siw, you speak nobly. -UwU Weg. UwU Why :3 is :3 this weason'd? -uWu Gon. >w< Combinye >_> togethew >w< 'gainst OwO the enemy; ->_< Fow ^.^ these OwO domestic ÚwÚ and pawticuwaw uWu bwoiws -uWu Awe ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD question here. -x3 Awb. Let's then xDD detewminye -x3 With th' ÚwÚ ancient >_> of OwO waw uWu on ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pwoceeding. -Edm. I uWu shaww ^.^ attend you ÚwÚ pwesentwy at >_> youw >w< tent. -UwU Weg. :3 Sistew, ^w^ you'ww >w< go with >_> us? -uWu Gon. >_< Nyo. -UwU Weg. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most xDD convenyient. ;;w;; Pway you >w< go with ÚwÚ us. -uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] :33 O, ^w^ ho, I xDD knyow OwO the riddle.- I uWu wiww ^.^ go. - -OwO [As uWu they awe ^-^ going xDD out,] ÚwÚ entew Edgar [disguised]. - -Edg. >w< If e'ew >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD had OwO speech with man OwO so xDD poow, ->w< Heaw me ^-^ onye :33 wowd. -x3 Awb. I'll >_< uvwtake ÚwÚ you.- ;;w;; Speak. ->_< Exeunt [aww uWu but Awbany ÚwÚ and Edgar]. -Edg. Before you fight OwO the battwe, ;;w;; ope :3 this letter. ->w< If you ^.^ have ;;w;; victowy, let OwO the twumpet :33 sound ->_< Fow him UwU that ^w^ bwought it. Wretched >w< though I seem, -I can >_> pwoduce :3 a ÚwÚ champion UwU that uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv -What :3 is >w< avouched ^.^ thewe. >w< If you miscarry, -Your ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; hath OwO so OwO an end, -And :3 machinyation ^.^ ceases. >_> Fowtunye love xDD you! -x3 Awb. uWu Stay ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead OwO the letter. -Edg. I ÚwÚ was fowbid it. -When UwU time uWu shaww serve, let uWu but OwO the xDD hewawd cwy, -And I'll :3 appeaw again. -x3 Awb. ÚwÚ Why, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. I uWu wiww :3 o'ewwook >w< thy >w< papew. -Exit >_> [Edgaw]. - -x3 Entew ^.^ Edmund. - -Edm. The enemy xDD 's in ÚwÚ view; dwaw OwO up >_> youw powers. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ guess >_> of theiw OwO twue OwO stwength ÚwÚ and fowces -By :3 diwigent discovery; uWu but >_> youw haste -^-^ Is :3 nyow urg'd uWu on you. -x3 Awb. We uWu wiww gweet OwO the xDD time. UwU Exit. -Edm. ÚwÚ To uWu both ^.^ these OwO sistews ^.^ have I sworn my :33 wuv; ->_> Each x3 jeawous >_> of OwO the xDD othew, as OwO the stung -uWu Awe >_> of OwO the adder. ^w^ Which >_> of them uWu shaww I :3 take? ->_< Both? ÚwÚ onye? ^w^ ow >w< nyeithew? ÚwÚ Nyeithew can >w< be >w< enjoy'd, ->w< If uWu both >_< wemain >_> awive. ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the widow -Exaspewates, makes mad xDD hew ^-^ sistew >w< Gonyewiw; -And hardly uWu shaww I carry >_< out my >w< side, -Her xDD husband being >_> awive. Nyow then, ^w^ we'ww ;;w;; use -His countenance uWu fow OwO the battwe, ;;w;; which being >_< donye, ->_> Wet xDD hew ^-^ who would >w< be x3 wid >_> of him devise -His :3 speedy ^-^ taking UwU off. UwU As uWu fow OwO the UwU mewcy -^w^ Which ^.^ he xDD intends ^-^ to OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and ^-^ to Cowdewia- -The ^-^ battwe >_< donye, ÚwÚ and uWu they within ^-^ ouw :33 powew, -:33 Shaww never UwU see his pawdon; uWu fow my OwO state -;;w;; Stands uWu on me ^-^ to ;;w;; defend, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to debate. UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -OwO A field :3 between OwO the two x3 camps. - -:33 Awawum within. OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, OwO the xDD Powews >_> of Fwance -xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, Cordelia with xDD hew Father in xDD hew ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and >w< exeunt. - -x3 Entew Edgar ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gwoucestew. - -Edg. Here, fathew, UwU take OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of :3 this twee ->_< Fow >_> youw good ^w^ host. ;;w;; Pway UwU that OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ may x3 thwive. ->w< If >w< evew I xDD wetuwn ^-^ to you uWu again, -I'll bwing you uWu comfowt. ->w< Gwou. OwO Gwace >w< go with you, :3 siw! -Exit >_> [Edgaw]. - -:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and ^.^ wetweat within. x3 Entew OwO Edgaw, - -Edg. Away, ^.^ owd ^w^ man! ^w^ give me >w< thy UwU hand! >w< away! -UwU King OwO Weaw ;;w;; hath lost, ^.^ he ÚwÚ and his daughter ta'en. ->w< Give me >w< thy UwU hand! come :33 on! ->w< Gwou. :3 Nyo :3 fuwthew, sir. OwO A man ^-^ may ÚwÚ wot x3 even here. -Edg. >_> What, in i-iww >_> thoughts OwO again? Men >w< must >_> enduwe -Their ^-^ going hence, x3 even as theiw UwU coming uWu hithew; -Ripeness :3 is all. Come x3 on. ->w< Gwou. And that's OwO twue ^w^ too. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -The ÚwÚ Bwitish camp, ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. - -OwO Entew, in :33 conquest, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, ÚwÚ Edmund; OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and Cordelia -as prisoners; ;;w;; Sowdiews, uWu Captain. - -Edm. uWu Some >_< officews UwU take them >_> away. Good guawd -^.^ Untiw theiw gweatew ÚwÚ pweasuwes ^.^ fiwst >w< be OwO knyown -:33 That awe ^-^ to ÚwÚ censuwe ^.^ them. -:33 Cow. We awe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst -OwO Who with :33 best meaning ^.^ have incurr'd OwO the uWu wowst. ->_< Fow ^.^ thee, oppwessed ^-^ king, x3 am I UwU cast ;;w;; down; -Myself :33 couwd ewse outfrown false Fowtunye's frown. -:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ nyot UwU see ^.^ these daughters ÚwÚ and ^.^ these OwO sistews? -Lear. No, no, no, no! ^w^ Come, wet's away ^-^ to prison. -We two :3 awonye uWu wiww sing >_< wike :33 biwds >w< i' th' >_> cage. -When :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ ask me OwO bwessing, I'll knyeew ;;w;; down -And ÚwÚ ask >_> of ÚwÚ thee fowgivenyess. ^w^ So ^w^ we'ww live, -And pray, ÚwÚ and sing, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ owd tales, ÚwÚ and waugh -^.^ At x3 giwded OwO buttewfwies, ÚwÚ and hear UwU poow uWu wogues -x3 Tawk >_> of couwt news; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww talk with them :33 too- -OwO Who >w< woses ÚwÚ and ^-^ who wins; :33 who's ÚwÚ in, :33 who's :33 out- -And UwU take x3 upon xDD 's OwO the mystewy >_> of OwO things, -UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe God's ^w^ spies; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww wear out, -UwU In :3 a x3 waww'd x3 pwison, ;;w;; packs ÚwÚ and sects >_> of gweat ones -:33 That x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow uWu by th' ÚwÚ moon. -Edm. ;;w;; Take them >_> away. -Lear. :3 Upon such sacrifices, my Cordelia, -The UwU gods themsewves thwow >w< incense. >_< Have I >_> caught OwO thee? -ÚwÚ He UwU that pawts OwO us uWu shaww bwing :3 a :3 bwand ^-^ fwom >w< heaven -And x3 fiwe OwO us x3 hence >_< wike ÚwÚ foxes. ;;w;; Wipe UwU thinye OwO eyes. -The ^.^ goodyeaws uWu shaww devouw >w< 'em, ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and fell, -Ewe uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO us weep! >w< We'ww UwU see >w< 'em >w< stawv'd >_> fiwst. -x3 Come. >_< Exeunt [Weaw ÚwÚ and Cordelia, uWu guawded]. -Edm. Come hithew, Captain; ^-^ hawk. -;;w;; Take :3 thou :3 this ^-^ nyote >_< [gives :3 a paper]. uWu Go follow them ^-^ to prison. ->_< Onye xDD step I ^.^ have >_> advanc'd thee. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost -UwU As :3 this ;;w;; instwucts ^.^ thee, :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ make >w< thy uWu way -ÚwÚ To x3 nyobwe UwU fowtunyes. xDD Knyow :3 thou this, UwU that x3 men -uWu Awe as OwO the UwU time is. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 tendew-minded -uWu Does ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a ^w^ swowd. x3 Thy gweat employment -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot bear :33 question. x3 Eithew uWu say x3 thou'wt UwU do't, -Ow thrive uWu by uWu othew ^w^ means. -x3 Capt. I'll UwU do't, my :33 wowd. -Edm. About ^.^ it! ÚwÚ and wwite x3 happy when th' x3 hast >w< donye. -:33 Mawk- I ÚwÚ say, >w< instantwy; ÚwÚ and carry ^.^ it OwO so -UwU As I ^.^ have xDD set ^.^ it down. -x3 Capt. I cannyot dwaw :3 a cart, :3 nyow xDD eat dried :3 oats; ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ man's work, I'll :3 do't. UwU Exit. - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew :3 Awbany, >_< Gonyewiw, Regan, Soldiers. - -x3 Awb. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have show'd OwO to-day >_> youw ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ stwain, -And >_> fowtunye wed you :33 weww. You ^.^ have OwO the captives -OwO Who ;;w;; wewe OwO the >_< opposites >_> of :3 this UwU day's ^-^ stwife. -We ^-^ do require them >_> of you, OwO so ^-^ to ;;w;; use them -UwU As ^-^ we uWu shaww find theiw merits ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_> safety -May equally ^.^ detewminye. -Edm. >_> Siw, I ^w^ thought ^.^ it x3 fit -ÚwÚ To ^-^ send OwO the ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and xDD misewabwe UwU King -ÚwÚ To >w< some wetention ÚwÚ and appointed OwO guawd; -uWu Whose :3 age >_> has charms in it, uWu whose title :3 mowe, -ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck OwO the ^w^ common uWu bosom uWu on his >_> side -And xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw uWu impwess'd OwO wances in ^-^ ouw eyes -^w^ Which ^-^ do xDD command ^.^ them. x3 With him I x3 sent OwO the uWu Queen, -UwU My reason >w< aww OwO the same; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe ready -:3 To-mowwow, ^w^ ow at further ^-^ space, x3 t' :3 appeaw -:3 Whewe you uWu shaww howd >_> youw session. ^.^ At :3 this UwU time -We ÚwÚ sweat ÚwÚ and bleed: OwO the fwiend ;;w;; hath lost his :3 fwiend; -And OwO the :33 best :33 quawwews, in OwO the ÚwÚ heat, awe :33 cuws'd -By x3 those UwU that ;;w;; feew theiw uWu shawpnyess. -The xDD question >_> of Cordelia ÚwÚ and xDD hew fathew -uWu Wequiwes :3 a >_< fittew :3 pwace. -x3 Awb. >_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw >_> patience, -I howd you uWu but :3 a :33 subject >_> of :3 this war, -:3 Nyot as :3 a brother. -UwU Weg. ^.^ That's as ^-^ we list ^-^ to OwO gwace >_> him. -x3 Methinks ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe UwU might ^.^ have >_< been >w< demanded -Ewe you xDD had xDD spoke OwO so ;;w;; faw. ÚwÚ He wed ^-^ ouw powers, -:3 Bowe OwO the :33 commission >_> of my place ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewson, -The ;;w;; which immediacy ^-^ may ;;w;; weww ^.^ stand OwO up -And caww itsewf >_> youw brother. -uWu Gon. :3 Nyot OwO so hot! -UwU In his >_> own OwO gwace ^.^ he doth ^.^ exawt ^-^ himsewf -Mowe than in >_> youw :3 addition. -UwU Weg. UwU In my ^-^ wights -By me uWu invested, ^.^ he ;;w;; compeews OwO the >_> best. -uWu Gon. :33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the UwU most ^-^ if ^.^ he shouwd xDD husband you. -UwU Weg. ^w^ Jestews ^-^ do ^w^ oft ^w^ pwuv >_< pwophets. -uWu Gon. Howwa, howwa! -:33 That eye UwU that told you OwO so ^.^ wook'd uWu but x3 asquint. -UwU Weg. Lady, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww; ewse I shouwd ÚwÚ answew -From :3 a fuww-fwowing :3 stomach. ^w^ Genyewaw, -;;w;; Take :3 thou my soldiers, prisoners, ;;w;; patwimony; -xDD Dispose >_> of ;;w;; them, >_> of me; OwO the >_< wawws awe >w< thinye. ->_> Witnyess OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee here -UwU My lord ÚwÚ and mastew. -uWu Gon. xDD Mean you ^-^ to enjoy OwO him? -x3 Awb. The ;;w;; wet-awonye :3 wies ^.^ nyot in >_> youw good uWu wiww. -Edm. Nyow in thinye, :33 wowd. -x3 Awb. uWu Hawf-bwooded fewwow, yes. -UwU Weg. [to :3 Edmund] >_> Wet OwO the uWu dwum ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv my title >w< thinye. -x3 Awb. uWu Stay yet; hear reason. ^.^ Edmund, I arrest ÚwÚ thee -uWu On :3 capitaw :33 tweason; :3 and, in UwU thinye ^w^ attaint, -:3 This x3 giwded sewpent [points ^-^ to x3 Gonyewiw]. >_< Fow >_> youw xDD cwaim, fair -;;w;; sistew, -I bar ^.^ it in OwO the ;;w;; intewest >_> of my wife. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; subcontwacted ^-^ to :3 this lord, -And OwO I, xDD hew xDD husband, contwadict >_> youw OwO banyes. ->w< If you uWu wiww >w< mawwy, ^-^ make >_> youw loves ^-^ to me; -UwU My wady :3 is bespoke. -uWu Gon. An ^-^ intewwude! -x3 Awb. Thou art arm'd, ^w^ Gwoucestew. >_> Wet OwO the twumpet :3 sound. ->w< If UwU nyonye :3 appeaw ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv x3 upon >w< thy person -x3 Thy heinous, uWu manyifest, ÚwÚ and many tweasons, -Thewe :3 is my ;;w;; pwedge [thwows ;;w;; down :3 a :3 gwuv]! I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu on >w< thy -xDD heawt, -Ewe I ÚwÚ taste ÚwÚ bwead, :3 thou art in nyothing less ->w< Than I ^.^ have here pwocwaim'd thee. -UwU Weg. >_> Sick, :33 O, ÚwÚ sick! -uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] >w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll :33 nye'ew xDD twust medicine. -Edm. There's my exchange [thwows ;;w;; down :3 a ;;w;; gwuv]. What in OwO the x3 wowwd -^.^ he :3 is -:33 That >_< nyames me >w< twaitow, x3 viwwain-wike ^.^ he wies. -^-^ Caww uWu by >w< thy OwO twumpet. ÚwÚ He UwU that dawes :33 appwoach, -uWu On ^w^ him, uWu on you, ^-^ who not? I uWu wiww maintain -UwU My >w< twuth ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw fiwmwy. -x3 Awb. OwO A x3 hewawd, UwU ho! -Edm. OwO A x3 hewawd, ^w^ ho, :3 a herald! -x3 Awb. OwO Twust ^-^ to >w< thy >w< singwe viwtue; uWu fow >w< thy soldiers, -^-^ Aww ;;w;; wevied in my uWu nyame, ^.^ have in my name ->_< Took theiw >_> dischawge. -UwU Weg. UwU My sicknyess grows x3 upon >_> me. -x3 Awb. She :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. uWu Convey xDD hew ^-^ to my >w< tent. -xDD [Exit Regan, ;;w;; wed.] - -x3 Entew :3 a :3 Hewawd. - -Come hithew, ^.^ hewawd. >_> Wet OwO the twumpet ^w^ sound, -And ;;w;; wead >_< out ÚwÚ this. -x3 Capt. xDD Sound, >_> twumpet! OwO A twumpet sounds. - -Her. ^.^ (weads) OwO 'If ^-^ any man >_> of ;;w;; quawity ^w^ ow degree within OwO the wists >_> of -OwO the ;;w;; awmy uWu wiww maintain x3 upon ^.^ Edmund, supposed Eaww >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, -UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a manifold >w< twaitow, let him :3 appeaw uWu by OwO the third :33 sound ->_> of OwO the OwO twumpet. ÚwÚ He :3 is bowd in his defence.' - -Edm. Sound! >w< Fiwst OwO twumpet. -Her. ;;w;; Again! ^w^ Second OwO twumpet. -Her. ;;w;; Again! ^-^ Thiwd OwO twumpet. -x3 Twumpet ^-^ answews within. - -x3 Entew OwO Edgaw, >_> awmed, at OwO the third ^w^ sound, :3 a x3 Twumpet before >_> him. - -x3 Awb. ^-^ Ask him his UwU puwposes, x3 why ^.^ he >_> appeaws -:3 Upon :3 this caww o' th' OwO twumpet. -Her. What awe you? -Your uWu nyame, >_> youw >_> quawity? ÚwÚ and x3 why you ÚwÚ answew -:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent OwO summons? -Edg. xDD Knyow my name :3 is UwU wost; -By uWu tweason's tooth :3 bawe-gnyawn ÚwÚ and ^w^ cankew-bit. ->_> Yet x3 am I x3 nyobwe as OwO the OwO advewsawy -I come ^-^ to uWu cope. -x3 Awb. ^w^ Which :3 is UwU that >w< advewsawy? -Edg. What's ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks uWu fow Edmund Eaww >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? -Edm. Himself. What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to OwO him? -Edg. Draw >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, -That, ^-^ if my OwO speech offend :3 a x3 nyobwe xDD heawt, -x3 Thy arm ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 justice. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is x3 minye. ->_< Behowd, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU pwiviwege >_> of >_< minye UwU honyouws, -UwU My ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and my :33 pwofession. I >w< pwotest- -Maugwe >w< thy UwU stwength, youth, place, ÚwÚ and eminence, -Despite >w< thy UwU victow >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO fiwe-nyew OwO fowtunye, -x3 Thy valour ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> heawt- :3 thou art :3 a traitor; -UwU Fawse ^-^ to >w< thy >_< gods, >w< thy :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu fathew; -^.^ Conspiwant >w< 'gainst :3 this UwU high OwO iwwustwious prince; -And ^-^ fwom th' UwU extwemest ^.^ upwawd >_> of >w< thy head -ÚwÚ To OwO the descent ÚwÚ and ^.^ dust beneath >w< thy ^.^ foot, -OwO A UwU most OwO toad-spotted ^-^ twaitow. Say :3 thou 'no,' -:3 This ;;w;; swowd, :3 this arm, ÚwÚ and my :33 best uWu spiwits awe bent -ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv x3 upon >w< thy xDD heawt, ÚwÚ wheweto I ÚwÚ speak, -Thou ^w^ wiest. -Edm. UwU In OwO wisdom I shouwd ÚwÚ ask >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; -But >_< since >w< thy ^w^ outside looks OwO so fair ÚwÚ and ^-^ wawwike, -And UwU that >w< thy :33 tongue >w< some uWu say >_> of breeding breathes, -What xDD safe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyicewy I UwU might ;;w;; weww delay -By UwU wuwe >_> of ÚwÚ knyighthood, I >w< disdain ÚwÚ and >_< spuwn. -x3 Back ^-^ do I uWu toss x3 those treasons ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ head; -x3 With OwO the >_< heww-hated lie xDD o'ewwhewm >w< thy >_> heawt; -Which- uWu fow uWu they ÚwÚ yet OwO gwance uWu by ÚwÚ and ^-^ scawcewy bruise- -:3 This >_< swowd >_> of >_< minye uWu shaww ^w^ give them x3 instant uWu way -:3 Whewe uWu they uWu shaww west uWu fow ever. ;;w;; Twumpets, x3 speak! -Awawums. >_> Fight. >w< [Edmund OwO fawws.] -x3 Awb. ÚwÚ Save ^w^ him, :33 save :3 him! -uWu Gon. :3 This :3 is mere pwactice, ^w^ Gwoucestew. -By th' OwO waw >_> of ÚwÚ awms :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew -An uWu unknyown opposite. Thou art ^.^ nyot ^-^ vanquish'd, -But cozen'd ÚwÚ and beguiw'd. -x3 Awb. OwO Shut >_> youw uWu mouth, ^.^ dame, -Ow with :3 this paper uWu shaww I xDD stop it. [Shows xDD hew xDD hew letter ^-^ to -^-^ Edmund.]- uWu [To x3 Edmund]. ^-^ Howd, sir. -uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] Thou >_< wowse than ^-^ any uWu nyame, ;;w;; wead UwU thinye >_> own :33 eviw. -:3 Nyo tearing, ^-^ wady! I pewceive you xDD knyow it. -uWu Gon. Say ^-^ if I :33 do- OwO the ^-^ waws awe ÚwÚ minye, ^.^ nyot >w< thinye. -OwO Who can uWu awwaign me for't? -x3 Awb. uWu Most monstrous! -^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou :3 this UwU papew? -uWu Gon. ^-^ Ask me ^.^ nyot what I know. UwU Exit. -x3 Awb. uWu Go aftew :3 hew. x3 She's >w< despewate; :33 guvwn :3 hew. -xDD [Exit OwO an >_< Officew.] -Edm. >_> What, you ^.^ have OwO chawg'd me OwO with, UwU that ^.^ have I >_< donye, -And :3 mowe, >w< much more. The UwU time uWu wiww bwing ^.^ it >_< out. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ past, ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 am UwU I.- But what art :3 thou -:33 That x3 hast :3 this >_> fowtunye uWu on x3 me? >w< If thou'rt noble, -I ^-^ do forgive thee. -Edg. Let's exchange >_> chawity. -I x3 am nyo less in UwU bwood than :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ Edmund; ->w< If :3 mowe, OwO the ^-^ mowe th' x3 hast wrong'd >_> me. -UwU My name :3 is Edgar ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< fathew's :33 son. -The UwU gods awe UwU just, ÚwÚ and >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> pweasant UwU vices -UwU Make xDD instwuments ^-^ to >_> scouwge ÚwÚ us. -The dark ÚwÚ and OwO vicious place xDD whewe ÚwÚ thee ^.^ he ^w^ got ->_< Cost him his OwO eyes. -Edm. ^-^ Th' x3 hast spoken ^-^ wight; 'tis true. -The ^w^ wheew :3 is come :33 fuww ^-^ ciwcwe; I x3 am here. -x3 Awb. uWu Methought >w< thy vewy ^-^ gait >_> did pwophesy -OwO A :33 woyaw ;;w;; nyobwenyess. I >w< must ^w^ embwace thee. ->_> Wet UwU sowwow split my OwO heawt ^-^ if >w< evew I -OwO Did UwU hate ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow >w< thy ^-^ fathew! -Edg. Wowthy ^w^ pwince, I xDD knyow't. -x3 Awb. :3 Whewe ^.^ have you hid :3 youwsewf? -OwO How ^.^ have you OwO knyown OwO the xDD misewies >_> of >_> youw fathew? -Edg. By nyuwsing ;;w;; them, my :33 wowd. List :3 a bwief tawe; -And when 'tis xDD towd, :3 O UwU that my OwO heawt would ÚwÚ buwst! -The bwoody proclamation ^-^ to escape -:33 That follow'd me OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw :3 (O, ^-^ ouw >_< wives' sweetnyess! -:33 That with OwO the pain >_> of death would houwwy die ->_< Wathew than die at uWu once!) ^w^ taught me ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift -x3 Into :3 a x3 madman's >_> wags, x3 t' assume :3 a sembwance -:33 That vewy ;;w;; dogs x3 disdain'd; ÚwÚ and in :3 this :33 habit ->w< Met I my fathew with his ÚwÚ bweeding UwU wings, -Their pwecious >w< stonyes OwO nyew UwU wost; became his uWu guide, -uWu Wed ^w^ him, begg'd uWu fow ^w^ him, OwO sav'd him ^-^ fwom >_< despaiw; -uWu Nyevew ^-^ (O >w< fauwt!) ^.^ weveaw'd ^-^ mysewf x3 unto him -^.^ Untiw >w< some half hour ^.^ past, when I ÚwÚ was arm'd, -:3 Nyot ;;w;; suwe, >w< though OwO hoping >_> of :3 this good >w< success, -I ÚwÚ ask'd his OwO bwessing, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to last -Told him my ^w^ piwgwimage. But his fwaw'd OwO heawt -(Alack, xDD too uWu weak OwO the conflict ^-^ to suppowt!) -'Twixt two ;;w;; extwemes >_> of :3 passion, ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and gwief, -^-^ Buwst smiwingwy. -Edm. :3 This OwO speech >_> of x3 youws ;;w;; hath ;;w;; mov'd uWu me, -And uWu shaww UwU pewchance ^-^ do >w< good; uWu but speak you OwO on; -You ÚwÚ wook as you xDD had xDD something ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< say. -x3 Awb. >w< If there >w< be :3 mowe, ^-^ mowe >_< wofuw, howd ^.^ it in; ->_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ awmost ready ^-^ to x3 dissowve, -^w^ Heawing >_> of ÚwÚ this. -Edg. :3 This would ^.^ have >w< seem'd :3 a UwU pewiod -ÚwÚ To such as love ^.^ nyot ^w^ sowwow; uWu but another, -ÚwÚ To amplify xDD too xDD much, would ^-^ make >w< much :3 mowe, -And :3 top extwemity. ->w< Whiwst I ÚwÚ was xDD big in clamour, came there :3 a man, -Who, having uWu seen me in my wowst ^w^ estate, -UwU Shunn'd my abhorr'd >_< society; uWu but then, >_< finding -OwO Who 'twas UwU that OwO so x3 enduw'd, with his >w< stwong ÚwÚ awms -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ fastenyed uWu on my neck, ÚwÚ and OwO bewwowed >_< out -UwU As he'd ^-^ buwst ^-^ heaven; >w< thwew him uWu on my uWu fathew; -Told OwO the UwU most >w< piteous xDD tawe >_> of OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and him -:33 That >w< evew ear weceiv'd; ;;w;; which in >w< wecounting -His >w< gwief ^-^ gwew puissant, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ stwings >_> of life -^w^ Began ^-^ to cwack. ;;w;; Twice then OwO the OwO twumpets :33 sounded, -And there I weft him ^.^ twanc'd. -x3 Awb. But ^-^ who ÚwÚ was uWu this? -Edg. ^.^ Kent, ;;w;; siw, OwO the banish'd UwU Kent; ^-^ who in disguise ->_< Fowwowed his enemy ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and >_> did him service -Impwopew uWu fow :3 a >w< swave. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ Gentweman with :3 a bwoody knife. - -:33 Gent. :3 Hewp, :33 hewp! :33 O, :33 hewp! -Edg. What >w< kind >_> of UwU hewp? -x3 Awb. xDD Speak, xDD man. -Edg. What :3 means UwU that bwoody knife? -:33 Gent. ^.^ 'Tis hot, ^.^ it >_< smokes. -^w^ It came x3 even ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ of- O! she's x3 dead! -x3 Awb. OwO Who ;;w;; dead? xDD Speak, xDD man. -:33 Gent. Your >w< wady, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw ^-^ wady! ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^-^ sistew -By xDD hew :3 is >w< poisonyed; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 confess'd it. -Edm. I ÚwÚ was :3 contwacted ^-^ to them >_> both. ^-^ Aww three -Nyow ÚwÚ mawwy in OwO an >w< instant. - -x3 Entew x3 Kent. - -Edg. ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 Kent. -x3 Awb. Pwoduce theiw UwU bodies, >w< be uWu they x3 awive ^w^ ow UwU dead. -xDD [Exit ^.^ Gentweman.] -:3 This ^w^ judgement >_> of OwO the uWu heavens, UwU that makes OwO us ^.^ twembwe -:3 Touches OwO us ^.^ nyot with ;;w;; pity. :33 O, :3 is :3 this x3 he? -The UwU time uWu wiww ^.^ nyot awwow OwO the compwiment -:33 That vewy ^-^ mannyews ÚwÚ uwges. -x3 Kent. I x3 am come -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew :3 aye good ^-^ nyight. -^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot hewe? -x3 Awb. Great xDD thing >_> of OwO us fowgot! -xDD Speak, ^.^ Edmund, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ^.^ King? ÚwÚ and ^w^ whewe's Cordelia? -The OwO bodies >_> of Goneril ÚwÚ and :33 Wegan awe ^w^ bwought in. ->_> Seest :3 thou :3 this object, >_< Kent? -x3 Kent. Awack, x3 why ^.^ thus? -Edm. >_> Yet Edmund ÚwÚ was :3 bewov'd. -The ^-^ onye OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; poisonyed uWu fow my UwU sake, -And aftew slew :33 hewsewf. -x3 Awb. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. ;;w;; Cuvw theiw >w< faces. -Edm. I pant uWu fow wife. uWu Some good I UwU mean ^-^ to uWu do, -Despite >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^.^ nyatuwe. uWu Quickwy ^-^ send ->w< (Be bwief in't) ^-^ to OwO the UwU castwe; uWu fow my :3 wwit -^-^ Is uWu on OwO the life >_> of OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and uWu on Cordelia. -;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ send in xDD time. -x3 Awb. Wun, ^-^ wun, :33 O, run! -Edg. ÚwÚ To :3 who, my UwU wowd? OwO Who >_> has OwO the :33 office? >_> Send -x3 Thy token >_> of UwU wepwieve. -Edm. ^.^ Weww ^w^ thought x3 on. ;;w;; Take my swowd; ->w< Give ^.^ it OwO the uWu Captain. -x3 Awb. xDD Haste ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy wife. xDD [Exit uWu Edgaw.] -Edm. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :33 commission ^-^ fwom >w< thy UwU wife ÚwÚ and me -ÚwÚ To >_> hang Cordelia in OwO the pwison ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ To uWu way OwO the blame x3 upon xDD hew >_> own ^.^ despaiw -:33 That ^.^ she UwU fowdid :33 hewsewf. -x3 Awb. The UwU gods ^w^ defend her! Beaw him x3 hence >_> awhiwe. ->w< [Edmund :3 is ÚwÚ bownye ;;w;; off.] - -x3 Entew Lear, with Cordelia ;;w;; [dead] in his uWu awms, >_< [Edgaw, x3 Captain, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ fowwowing]. - -Lear. Howl, howw, howw, howl! :33 O, you awe x3 men >_> of >_> stonye. -Had I >_> youw ^.^ tongues ÚwÚ and >_> eyes, uWu I'wd ;;w;; use them OwO so -:33 That >_< heaven's ;;w;; vauwt shouwd cwack. x3 She's gonye uWu fow ^-^ evew! -I xDD knyow when ^-^ onye :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and when ^-^ onye >w< wives. -x3 She's UwU dead as xDD eawth. ;;w;; Wend me :3 a looking gwass. ->w< If UwU that xDD hew >_> bweath uWu wiww :33 mist ^w^ ow :33 stain OwO the ^.^ stonye, -ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ she >w< wives. -x3 Kent. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the OwO pwomis'd :33 end? -Edg. Ow ^.^ image >_> of UwU that horror? -x3 Awb. UwU Faww ÚwÚ and cease! -Lear. :3 This feathew stirs; ^.^ she wives! >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, -^w^ It :3 is :3 a uWu chance ;;w;; which OwO does ^w^ wedeem >w< aww ;;w;; sowwows -:33 That >w< evew I ^.^ have felt. -x3 Kent. :3 O my good >w< mastew! -Lear. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< away! -Edg. ^.^ 'Tis x3 nyobwe ^.^ Kent, >_> youw >w< fwiend. -Lear. OwO A pwague x3 upon you, muwdewews, ^-^ twaitows all! -I UwU might ^.^ have OwO sav'd UwU hew; :3 nyow she's gonye uWu fow ^-^ evew! -Cordelia, xDD Cowdewia! stay :3 a ^-^ wittwe. Ha! -What :3 is't :3 thou >w< say'st, Her >w< voice ÚwÚ was >w< evew soft, ->_> Gentwe, ÚwÚ and uWu wow- OwO an excellent xDD thing in OwO woman. -I xDD kiww'd OwO the ^w^ swave UwU that ÚwÚ was :33 a-hanging thee. -x3 Capt. ^.^ 'Tis true, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. -Lear. OwO Did I ;;w;; nyot, fewwow? -I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the day, with my good >_> biting falchion -I would ^.^ have :3 made them ;;w;; skip. I x3 am ^.^ owd nyow, -And ^.^ these >_> same crosses ÚwÚ spoiw >_> me. OwO Who awe you? -Minye eyes awe ^.^ nyot o' th' >_> best. I'll tell you ÚwÚ stwaight. -x3 Kent. >w< If >_> fowtunye brag >_> of two ^.^ she :33 wov'd ÚwÚ and xDD hated, ->_< Onye >_> of them ^-^ we UwU behowd. -Lear. This' :3 a :33 duww ^w^ sight. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot >_< Kent? -x3 Kent. The same- -Your ^-^ sewvant x3 Kent. :3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ^-^ sewvant >_< Caius? -Lear. >w< He's :3 a good fewwow, I can tell you ;;w;; that. -He'll ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and >_> quickwy ^w^ too. >w< He's UwU dead ÚwÚ and >_> wotten. -x3 Kent. No, my good ^w^ wowd; I x3 am OwO the vewy :3 man- -Lear. I'll UwU see UwU that ÚwÚ stwaight. -x3 Kent. :33 That ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ fiwst >_> of >_> diffewence ÚwÚ and UwU decay ->_< Have ^-^ fowwowed >_> youw >_> sad ÚwÚ steps. -Lear. ^w^ You'we ^-^ wewcome hithew. -x3 Kent. Nyow nyo man else! x3 Aww's cheewwess, xDD dawk, ÚwÚ and deadly. -Your ewdest daughters ^.^ have fordone themsewves, -And ÚwÚ despewatewy awe UwU dead. -Lear. >w< Ay, OwO so I uWu think. -x3 Awb. ÚwÚ He knows ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he x3 says; ÚwÚ and vain :3 is ^.^ it -:33 That ^-^ we ÚwÚ pwesent OwO us ^-^ to >_> him. -Edg. Very ^w^ bootwess. - -x3 Entew :3 a uWu Captain. - -x3 Capt. Edmund :3 is OwO dead, my :33 wowd. -x3 Awb. ^.^ That's uWu but :3 a twifwe here. -You uWu wowds ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe fwiends, xDD knyow ^-^ ouw intent. -What comfort ^-^ to :3 this gweat UwU decay ^-^ may come -:33 Shaww >w< be appwied. >_< Fow >w< us, ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu wesign, -^-^ Duwing OwO the life >_> of :3 this ^.^ owd uWu Majesty, -ÚwÚ To him ^-^ ouw absowute powew; [to Edgar ÚwÚ and Kent] you ^-^ to >_> youw -xDD wights; -x3 With xDD boot, ÚwÚ and Such >w< addition as >_> youw honours ->_< Have ^-^ mowe than >_< mewited.- ^-^ Aww fwiends uWu shaww ÚwÚ taste -The ^w^ wages >_> of theiw uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :33 foes -The ^w^ cup >_> of theiw :33 desewvings.- :33 O, >_> see, >w< see! -Lear. And my UwU poow OwO foow :3 is hang'd! No, no, nyo life! -UwU Why shouwd :3 a dog, :3 a OwO howse, :3 a wat, ^.^ have xDD wife, -And :3 thou nyo >_> bweath at all? OwO Thou'wt come nyo :3 mowe, -OwO Nyevew, OwO nyevew, OwO nyevew, OwO nyevew, >w< nyevew! -;;w;; Pway you ;;w;; undo :3 this button. ^w^ Thank you, sir. -Do you UwU see uWu this? Wook uWu on her! xDD wook! xDD hew wips! -Wook there, ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; thewe! ÚwÚ He :3 dies. -Edg. ÚwÚ He >_> faints! UwU My lord, my wowd! -x3 Kent. Break, >_> heawt; I ÚwÚ pwithee break! -Edg. Wook uWu up, my :33 wowd. -x3 Kent. :3 Vex ^.^ nyot his UwU ghost. :33 O, let him ;;w;; pass! ÚwÚ He OwO hates him -:33 That would x3 upon OwO the wack >_> of :3 this >_> tough x3 wowwd -Stretch him >_< out longer. -Edg. ÚwÚ He :3 is gonye :3 indeed. -x3 Kent. The wonder ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath enduw'd OwO so UwU wong. -ÚwÚ He uWu but usuwp'd his wife. -x3 Awb. Beaw them ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. Our ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ businyess -^-^ Is ^w^ genyewaw ^w^ woe. uWu [To xDD Kent ÚwÚ and uWu Edgaw] >_< Fwiends >_> of my >_> souw, you -x3 twain -^-^ Wuwe in :3 this >_> weawm, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 gow'd OwO state >w< sustain. -x3 Kent. I ^.^ have :3 a >_< jouwnyey, ;;w;; siw, :33 showtwy ^-^ to ^.^ go. -UwU My ^w^ mastew calls me; I >w< must ^.^ nyot uWu say nyo. -x3 Awb. The OwO weight >_> of :3 this >_> sad UwU time ^-^ we >w< must uWu obey, -^w^ Speak what ^-^ we x3 feew, ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to >w< say. -The oldest ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye most; ^-^ we UwU that awe x3 young -:33 Shaww never UwU see OwO so xDD much, :3 nyow live OwO so UwU wong. ->_< Exeunt with :3 a UwU dead UwU mawch. - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - - -1595 - -WOVE'S ^-^ WABOUW'S LOST - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ;;w;; Pewsonyae. - -FERDINAND, UwU King >_> of Nyavawwe -;;w;; BEWOWNyE, lord :33 attending uWu on OwO the UwU King -x3 WONGAVIWWE, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -OwO DUMAIN, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ->_> BOYET, lord :33 attending uWu on OwO the ^w^ Pwincess >_> of Fwance ->_< MAWCADE, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -OwO DON :33 ADWIANyO DE >_< AWMADO, fantasticaw ^.^ Spanyiawd -ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, :3 a OwO cuwate -HOLOFERNES, :3 a schoowmastew -DULL, :3 a ^w^ constabwe -uWu COSTAWD, :3 a :3 cwown ->_< MOTH, ;;w;; page ^-^ to Armado -OwO A >_< FOWESTEW - -OwO THE UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE -WOSAWINyE, wady :33 attending uWu on OwO the ^w^ Pwincess -MARIA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -KATHAWINyE, wady :33 attending uWu on OwO the ^w^ Pwincess -JAQUENyETTA, :3 a ;;w;; countwy wench - ->w< Wowds, UwU Attendants, etc. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -Nyavawwe - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -ÚwÚ Nyavawwe. The King's ^.^ pawk - -x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, x3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and DUMAIN - -^w^ KING. >_> Wet ;;w;; fame, UwU that >w< aww uWu hunt aftew in theiw x3 wives, -Live regist'red x3 upon ^-^ ouw brazen tombs, -And then OwO gwace OwO us in OwO the >w< disgwace >_> of ^w^ death; -^w^ When, ^-^ spite >_> of >_< cowmowant devouring Time, -^-^ Th' ^.^ endeavouw >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent >_> bweath ^-^ may ^-^ buy -:33 That uWu honyouw ;;w;; which uWu shaww ÚwÚ bate his scythe's keen >_> edge, -And ^-^ make OwO us ;;w;; heiws >_> of >w< aww eternity. -:33 Thewefowe, bwave conquerors- uWu fow OwO so you awe -:33 That OwO waw x3 against >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ affections -And OwO the huge ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the world's ^w^ desiwes- -Our ^.^ wate :3 edict uWu shaww stwongwy ^.^ stand in force: -Nyavawwe uWu shaww >w< be OwO the wonder >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -Our couwt uWu shaww >w< be :3 a wittwe Academe, -OwO Stiww ÚwÚ and UwU contempwative in :3 wiving awt. -You ^w^ thwee, Bewownye, >_< Dumain, ÚwÚ and >_< Wongaviwwe, ->_< Have sworn uWu fow three ;;w;; yeaws' term ^-^ to live with me -UwU My fellow-scholars, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ keep x3 those :33 statutes -:33 That awe recorded in :3 this schedule here. -Your oaths awe >_> pass'd; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^w^ subscwibe >_> youw nyames, -:33 That his >_> own hand ^-^ may strike his uWu honyouw ;;w;; down -:33 That ^-^ viowates OwO the >w< smawwest branch ;;w;; hewein. ->w< If you awe UwU awm'd ^-^ to ^-^ do as sworn ^-^ to uWu do, -Subscwibe ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ deep oaths, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^w^ too. -WONGAVIWWE. I x3 am resolv'd; 'tis uWu but :3 a three ;;w;; yeaws' fast. -The :33 mind uWu shaww UwU banquet, >w< though OwO the ÚwÚ body pine. -Fat ;;w;; paunches ^.^ have lean >_> pates; ÚwÚ and dainty OwO bits -UwU Make rich OwO the ribs, uWu but bankrupt ^-^ quite OwO the UwU wits. -DUMAIN. UwU My :33 woving lord, ^-^ Dumain :3 is UwU mowtified. -The gwossew manner >_> of ^.^ these world's >w< dewights -ÚwÚ He throws x3 upon OwO the :3 gwoss world's baser ;;w;; swaves; -ÚwÚ To love, ^-^ to :33 weawth, ^-^ to uWu pomp, I pinye ÚwÚ and x3 die, -x3 With >w< aww ^.^ these :3 wiving in ^w^ phiwosophy. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. I can uWu but uWu say theiw ^.^ pwotestation :33 uvw; -^w^ So xDD much, dear UwU wiege, I ^.^ have already >_> swown, -:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to live ÚwÚ and study here three years. -But there awe uWu othew :33 stwict UwU obsewvances, -OwO As: ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU see :3 a ^-^ woman in UwU that tewm, -^w^ Which I >w< hope ;;w;; weww :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 enwowwed :3 thewe; -And ^-^ onye :3 day in :3 a >_> week ^-^ to ^.^ touch nyo food, -And uWu but ^-^ onye >_< meaw uWu on every :3 day >_< beside, -The ;;w;; which I >w< hope :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 enwowwed :3 thewe; -And then ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep uWu but three ^w^ houws in OwO the night -And ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to :3 wink >_> of >w< aww OwO the day- -When I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to ÚwÚ think nyo harm >w< aww night, -And ^-^ make :3 a dark night xDD too >_> of half OwO the day- -^w^ Which I >w< hope ;;w;; weww :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 enwowwed ^.^ thewe. -:33 O, ^.^ these awe xDD bawwen tasks, xDD too ^-^ hawd ^-^ to ^-^ keep, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to UwU see uWu wadies, study, :3 fast, ^.^ nyot sweep! -^w^ KING. Your OwO oath :3 is ^w^ pass'd ^-^ to xDD pass away ^-^ fwom :3 these. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> Wet me uWu say no, my UwU wiege, OwO an ^-^ if you pwease: -I only :33 swowe ^-^ to study with >_> youw Gwace, -And stay here in >_> youw couwt uWu fow three ;;w;; yeaws' space. -WONGAVIWWE. You :33 swowe ^-^ to UwU that, Bewownye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ west. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. By OwO yea ÚwÚ and xDD nyay, ;;w;; siw, then I :33 swowe in ÚwÚ jest. -What :3 is OwO the ^-^ end >_> of study, let me know. -^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ^-^ to xDD knyow ;;w;; which ewse ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ nyot know. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Things hid ÚwÚ and baww'd, you >_> mean, ^-^ fwom ^w^ common ;;w;; sense? -^w^ KING. >w< Ay, UwU that :3 is :33 study's :3 god-wike wecompense. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Come OwO on, then; I uWu wiww uWu sweaw ^-^ to study so, -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the xDD thing I x3 am fowbid ^-^ to >w< knyow, -UwU As ^.^ thus: ^-^ to study xDD whewe I ;;w;; weww ^-^ may dinye, -When I ^-^ to feast ^-^ expwesswy x3 am uWu fowbid; -Ow study xDD whewe ^-^ to ^.^ meet >w< some ^w^ mistwess fine, -When UwU mistwesses ^-^ fwom ^w^ common :33 sense awe ^.^ hid; -Or, having sworn xDD too hard-a-keeping ^-^ oath, -Study ^-^ to >_< bweak it, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my twoth. ->w< If :33 study's >_< gain >w< be thus, ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< be so, -Study knows UwU that ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it doth ^.^ nyot know. -OwO Sweaw me ^-^ to this, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 nye'ew uWu say nyo. -^w^ KING. ^.^ These >w< be OwO the stops UwU that :33 hindew study ÚwÚ quite, -And x3 twain ^-^ ouw x3 intewwects ^-^ to vain xDD dewight. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww >w< dewights awe :3 vain; uWu but UwU that UwU most vain ->w< Which, with pain purchas'd, doth xDD inhewit ÚwÚ pain, -UwU As painfully ^-^ to ÚwÚ powe x3 upon :3 a book -ÚwÚ To >w< seek OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of OwO twuth; >_< whiwe >w< twuth OwO the >_< whiwe -^-^ Doth falsely uWu bwind OwO the uWu eyesight >_> of his ;;w;; wook. -Light, >w< seeking >_< wight, doth ^.^ wight >_> of ^.^ wight >_> beguiwe; -UwU So, ewe you find xDD whewe ^.^ wight in :3 dawknyess :3 wies, -Your ^.^ wight grows dark uWu by >w< wosing >_> of >_> youw OwO eyes. -Study me how ^-^ to >w< pwease OwO the eye :3 indeed, -By fixing ^.^ it x3 upon :3 a ^-^ faiwew eye; -OwO Who dazzling so, UwU that eye uWu shaww >w< be his :3 heed, -And ^w^ give him ^.^ wight UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> bwinded by. -Study :3 is >_< wike OwO the >_< heaven's ^w^ gwowious >_> sun, -:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 deep-seawch'd with ;;w;; saucy :3 wooks; -^w^ Smaww ^.^ have continyuaw pwoddews >w< evew uWu won, -ÚwÚ Save base authowity ^-^ fwom >_> othews' ^-^ books. -^.^ These earthly >_< godfathews >_> of >_< heaven's lights -:33 That ^w^ give :3 a name ^-^ to every uWu fixed star ->_< Have nyo ^-^ mowe >w< pwofit >_> of theiw shining nyights ->w< Than x3 those UwU that ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot what uWu they >_> awe. -:3 Too >w< much ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 is ^-^ to xDD knyow UwU nyought uWu but x3 fame; -And every OwO godfathew can ^w^ give :3 a >w< nyame. -^w^ KING. OwO How ;;w;; weww :33 he's ^.^ wead, ^-^ to reason x3 against reading! -DUMAIN. Proceeded well, ^-^ to xDD stop >w< aww good xDD pwoceeding! -WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ He weeds OwO the :33 cown, ÚwÚ and still UwU wets gwow OwO the >_> weeding. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. The spwing :3 is uWu nyeaw, when green ^-^ geese awe a-breeding. -DUMAIN. OwO How UwU fowwows ÚwÚ that? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Fit in his place ÚwÚ and xDD time. -DUMAIN. UwU In reason nothing. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Something then in ;;w;; whyme. -WONGAVIWWE. Bewownye :3 is >_< wike OwO an ÚwÚ envious ^-^ snyeaping >_> fwost -:33 That bites OwO the :3 fiwst-bown OwO infants >_> of OwO the spring. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Weww, uWu say I ^.^ am; x3 why shouwd >_> pwoud uWu summew boast -Before OwO the :33 biwds ^.^ have ^-^ any cause ^-^ to sing? -UwU Why shouwd I ^.^ joy in ^-^ any abortive >_> biwth? -^.^ At ^.^ Chwistmas I nyo ^-^ mowe desiwe :3 a wose ->w< Than ^w^ wish :3 a snyow in May's new-fangled >w< shows; -But >_< wike >_> of OwO each xDD thing UwU that in season gwows; -^w^ So you, ^-^ to study :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is xDD too :3 wate, -;;w;; Cwimb o'ew OwO the house ^-^ to UwU unwock OwO the wittwe ;;w;; gate. -^w^ KING. Weww, ^-^ sit ^-^ out; >w< go home, >_> Bewownye; ^.^ adieu. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. No, my good ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to stay with OwO you; -And >w< though I ^.^ have uWu fow x3 bawbawism xDD spoke ^-^ mowe ->w< Than uWu fow UwU that :3 angew knowledge you can ÚwÚ say, ->_> Yet >w< confident I'll ^-^ keep what I ^.^ have x3 swowe, -And xDD bide OwO the :3 penyance >_> of OwO each three ;;w;; yeaws' day. ->w< Give me OwO the papew; let me ;;w;; wead OwO the same; -And ^-^ to OwO the >w< stwictest UwU decwees I'll wwite my >w< nyame. -^w^ KING. OwO How ;;w;; weww :3 this yielding UwU wescues ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO shame! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Item. :33 That nyo ^-^ woman uWu shaww come within :3 a UwU miwe >_> of -my ^-^ couwt'- ;;w;; Hath :3 this >_< been x3 pwocwaimed? -WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ Fouw >_< days uWu ago. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Let's UwU see OwO the >_> penyawty. ^-^ [Weads] '-on pain >_> of >w< wosing xDD hew -tongue.' OwO Who >_< devis'd :3 this penalty? -WONGAVIWWE. x3 Mawwy, UwU that >_> did :3 I. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Sweet lord, ÚwÚ and uWu why? -WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ To OwO fwight them x3 hence with UwU that ;;w;; dwead >_> penyawty. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A dangewous OwO waw x3 against gentility. -^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Item. >w< If ^-^ any man >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to talk with :3 a ^-^ woman within -OwO the term >_> of three yeaws, ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> enduwe such uWu pubwic ÚwÚ shame as OwO the -west >_> of OwO the couwt can ^w^ possibwy devise.' -:3 This awticwe, my UwU wiege, yourself >w< must bweak; ->_< Fow ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow here comes in >_< embassy -The xDD Fwench :3 king's >_> daughtew, with yourself ^-^ to UwU speak- -OwO A mild >_> of OwO gwace ÚwÚ and complete OwO majesty- -About uWu suwwendew OwO up >_> of OwO Aquitainye -ÚwÚ To xDD hew decrepit, >_< sick, ÚwÚ and ^.^ bedwid uWu fathew; -OwO Thewefowe :3 this xDD awticwe :3 is :3 made in vain, -Ow OwO vainwy comes th' admired pwincess hithew. -^w^ KING. What uWu say you, wowds? ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ÚwÚ was ^-^ quite ^-^ fowgot. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ So study xDD evewmowe :3 is over-shot. -OwO Whiwe ^.^ it doth study ^-^ to ^.^ have what ^.^ it ÚwÚ wouwd, -^w^ It doth ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it >w< shouwd; -And when ^.^ it ;;w;; hath OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it xDD hunteth ÚwÚ most, -^.^ 'Tis xDD won as OwO towns with OwO fiwe- OwO so uWu won, OwO so xDD wost. -^w^ KING. We >w< must >_> of x3 fowce UwU dispense with :3 this decwee; -She >w< must lie here uWu on mere nyecessity. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Nyecessity uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO us >w< aww >_> fowswown ->_< Thwee ^w^ thousand xDD times within :3 this three ;;w;; yeaws' space; ->_< Fow every man with his ^w^ affects :3 is :33 bown, -:3 Nyot uWu by UwU might mast'red, uWu but uWu by speciaw >_< gwace. ->w< If I >_< bweak :33 faith, :3 this >_> wowd uWu shaww speak uWu fow :3 me: -I x3 am >_> fowswown uWu on mere nyecessity. -^w^ So ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ waws at uWu wawge I wwite my ;;w;; nyame; OwO [Subscwibes] -And ^.^ he UwU that bweaks them in OwO the :33 weast degree -;;w;; Stands in uWu attaindew >_> of eternal >w< shame. -Suggestions awe ^-^ to uWu othew as ^-^ to me; -But I >w< bewieve, although I ÚwÚ seem OwO so OwO woath, -I x3 am OwO the last UwU that uWu wiww last ^-^ keep his uWu oath. -But :3 is there nyo uWu quick x3 wecweation ;;w;; gwanted? -^w^ KING. >w< Ay, UwU that there is. Our couwt, you >w< knyow, :3 is haunted -x3 With :3 a wefinyed :33 twavewwew >_> of UwU Spain, -OwO A man in >w< aww OwO the world's OwO nyew ^.^ fashion pwanted, -:33 That ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO mint >_> of phrases in his brain; ->_< Onye ^-^ who OwO the music >_> of his >_> own vain :33 tongue -^-^ Doth wavish >_< wike >w< enchanting harmony; -OwO A man >_> of x3 compwements, xDD whom ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and :33 wwong ->_< Have ^.^ chose as ^.^ umpiwe >_> of theiw >w< mutiny. -:3 This >w< chiwd >_> of >w< fancy, UwU that Armado :33 hight, ->_< Fow intewim ^-^ to ^-^ ouw studies uWu shaww ;;w;; wewate, -UwU In ^.^ high-bown x3 wowds, OwO the wowth >_> of many :3 a x3 knyight -From uWu tawny ^.^ Spain lost in OwO the world's debate. -OwO How you >w< dewight, my x3 wowds, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, I; -But I uWu pwotest I love ^-^ to hear him >_< wie, -And I uWu wiww ;;w;; use him uWu fow my minstwewsy. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Armado :3 is :3 a UwU most OwO iwwustwious >_< wight, -OwO A man >_> of OwO fiwe-nyew x3 wowds, >_> fashion's >_> own uWu knyight. -WONGAVIWWE. >_> Costawd OwO the OwO swain ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouw :33 spowt; -And OwO so ^-^ to study three years :3 is uWu but short. - -x3 Entew DULL, :3 a constable, with :3 a letter, ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD - -UwU DUWW. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the >w< Duke's >_> own ÚwÚ pewson? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. This, fewwow. What wouwdst? -UwU DUWW. I ^-^ mysewf OwO wepwehend his >_> own ^.^ pewson, uWu fow I x3 am his Gwace's -farborough; uWu but I would UwU see his >_> own person in ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 is ^w^ he. -UwU DUWW. UwU Signyiow Awme- Awme- ;;w;; commends you. There's viwwainy abroad; -:3 this letter uWu wiww tell you more. -COSTAWD. >_> Siw, OwO the contempts thereof awe as ^w^ touching >_> me. -^w^ KING. OwO A letter ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ magnyificent ;;w;; Awmado. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO How low ^w^ soevew OwO the matter, I >w< hope in :3 God uWu fow UwU high wowds. -WONGAVIWWE. OwO A UwU high >w< hope uWu fow :3 a low >_< heaven. :3 God gwant OwO us >_> patience! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ To OwO heaw, ^w^ ow uWu fowbeaw heawing? -WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ To hear uWu meekwy, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to waugh modewatewy; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to -uWu fowbeaw >_> both. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ^.^ it as OwO the ^w^ stywe uWu shaww ^w^ give OwO us cause ^-^ to climb -in OwO the xDD mewwinyess. -COSTAWD. The matter :3 is ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; siw, as ^w^ concewnying Jaquenyetta. -The manner >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; is, I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with OwO the mannyew. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU In what ;;w;; mannyew? -COSTAWD. UwU In manner ÚwÚ and fowm ^.^ fowwowing, siw; >w< aww x3 those :33 thwee: I ÚwÚ was -uWu seen with xDD hew in OwO the manor-house, ^.^ sitting with xDD hew x3 upon OwO the >_> fowm, -ÚwÚ and :3 taken following xDD hew OwO into OwO the pawk; which, >w< put togethew, :3 is in -manner ÚwÚ and fowm xDD fowwowing. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow OwO the ^w^ mannyew- ^.^ it :3 is OwO the -manner >_> of :3 a man ^-^ to speak ^-^ to :3 a OwO woman. >_< Fow OwO the ^w^ fowm- in >w< some fowm. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Fow OwO the ^.^ fowwowing, sir? -COSTAWD. UwU As ^.^ it uWu shaww follow in my >_> cowwection; ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the -OwO wight! -^w^ KING. uWu Wiww you hear :3 this letter with attention? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU As ^-^ we would hear OwO an oracle. -COSTAWD. Such :3 is OwO the simplicity >_> of man ^-^ to xDD heawken aftew OwO the uWu fwesh. -^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] 'Gweat >w< deputy, OwO the wewkin's ÚwÚ vicegewent ÚwÚ and >_> sowe -:33 dominyatow >_> of ^w^ Nyavawwe, my >_< souw's >w< eawth's god ÚwÚ and body's >_< fost'wing -UwU patwon'- -COSTAWD. :3 Nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of >_> Costawd >_> yet. -^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] x3 'So ^.^ it is'- -COSTAWD. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be >w< so; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu say ^.^ it :3 is so, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, in x3 tewwing -true, uWu but ÚwÚ so. -^w^ KING. UwU Peace! -COSTAWD. Be ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and every man UwU that dawes ^.^ nyot fight! -^w^ KING. :3 Nyo UwU wowds! -COSTAWD. x3 Of uWu othew xDD men's OwO secwets, I uWu beseech you. -^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] x3 'So ^.^ it ;;w;; is, besieged with sable-coloured mewanchowy, I ->_> did ÚwÚ commend OwO the bwack ÚwÚ oppwessing humouw ^-^ to OwO the UwU most >_> whowesome -ÚwÚ physic >_> of >w< thy >w< heawth-giving air; :3 and, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, UwU betook -^-^ mysewf ^-^ to walk. The UwU time W-When? About OwO the ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ houw; when ^.^ beasts -UwU most :3 gwaze, :33 biwds :33 best >_< peck, ÚwÚ and x3 men ^-^ sit ;;w;; down ^-^ to UwU that nourishment -;;w;; which :3 is called >_< suppew. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow OwO the UwU time When. Nyow uWu fow OwO the -gwound Which? which, I >_> mean, I ^w^ upon; ^.^ it :3 is ycweped >w< thy xDD pawk. ;;w;; Then -uWu fow OwO the place ^-^ Whewe? where, I >_> mean, I >_> did uWu encountew UwU that obscenye -ÚwÚ and UwU most pwepost'wous ^-^ event UwU that dwaweth ^-^ fwom my UwU snyow-white ;;w;; pen -OwO the :3 ebon-cowouwed ink ;;w;; which here :3 thou ÚwÚ viewest, xDD behowdest, -suwveyest, ^w^ ow seest. But ^-^ to OwO the place ^-^ Whewe? ^w^ It >w< standeth -nyowth-nyowth-east ÚwÚ and uWu by ^w^ east ^-^ fwom OwO the west >_< cownyew >_> of >w< thy -:3 cuwious-knyotted >_< gawden. Thewe >_> did I UwU see UwU that x3 wow-spiwited ^.^ swain, -UwU that base ^.^ minnyow >_> of >w< thy x3 miwth,' -COSTAWD. x3 Me? -^w^ KING. 'that unlettered smaww-knyowing uWu souw,' -COSTAWD. x3 Me? -^w^ KING. 'that shawwow vassaw,' -COSTAWD. OwO Stiww x3 me? -^w^ KING. ;;w;; 'which, as I :33 wemembew, >w< hight Costard,' -COSTAWD. :33 O, UwU me! -^w^ KING. 'sorted ÚwÚ and uWu consowted, contrary ^-^ to >w< thy :33 estabwished >_< pwocwaimed -:3 edict ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ continyent uWu canyon; which, OwO with, :33 O, UwU with- uWu but with :3 this I -passion ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ whewewith-' -COSTAWD. x3 With :3 a :33 wench. -King. ^w^ 'with :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of ^-^ ouw gwandmothew >_< Eve, :3 a ^-^ femawe; ;;w;; ow, uWu fow >w< thy -^-^ mowe ^w^ sweet undewstanding, :3 a OwO woman. :3 Him OwO I, as my evew-esteemed ->_> duty UwU pwicks me OwO on, ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^-^ to weceive OwO the meed >_> of -punishment, uWu by >w< thy ^w^ sweet Gwace's officew, Antony Dull, :3 a man >_> of -good uWu wepute, cawwiage, ^.^ beawing, ÚwÚ and OwO estimation.' -UwU DUWW. :33 Me, ^w^ an't uWu shaww >w< pwease OwO you; I x3 am Antony ÚwÚ Duww. -^w^ KING. 'For x3 Jaquenyetta- OwO so :3 is OwO the x3 weakew vessel called, ;;w;; which I ->_< appwehended with OwO the aforesaid ^w^ swain- I ^-^ keep xDD hew as :3 a vessel >_> of ->w< thy waw's fury; ÚwÚ and ^-^ shaww, at OwO the :33 weast >_> of >w< thy ^w^ sweet ^.^ nyotice, -bwing xDD hew ^-^ to trial. Thine, in >w< aww :3 compwiments >_> of OwO devoted ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ heawt-buwnying heat >_> of duty, -OwO DON :33 ADWIANyO DE AWMADO.' - -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww as I ^.^ wook'd for, uWu but OwO the :33 best UwU that ->w< evew I UwU heawd. -^w^ KING. >w< Ay, OwO the :33 best uWu fow OwO the uWu wowst. But, ÚwÚ siwwah, what uWu say you ^-^ to -uWu this? -COSTAWD. >_> Siw, I x3 confess OwO the :33 wench. -^w^ KING. OwO Did you hear OwO the ^w^ pwocwamation? -COSTAWD. I ^-^ do x3 confess >w< much >_> of OwO the hearing it, uWu but wittwe >_> of OwO the -x3 mawking >_> of it. -^w^ KING. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed :3 a :33 yeaw's impwisonment ^-^ to >w< be :3 taken with :3 a -:33 wench. -COSTAWD. I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with x3 nyonye, siw; I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with :3 a damsel. -^w^ KING. Weww, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed damsel. -COSTAWD. :3 This ÚwÚ was nyo damsew neither, siw; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< viwgin. -^w^ KING. ^w^ It :3 is OwO so varied UwU too, uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed >w< viwgin. -COSTAWD. >w< If ^.^ it OwO wewe, I deny xDD hew uWu viwginyity; I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with :3 a uWu maid. -^w^ KING. :3 This 'maid' ^.^ nyot sewve >_> youw turn, sir. -COSTAWD. :3 This maid uWu wiww sewve my turn, sir. -^w^ KING. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww OwO pwonyounce >_> youw >_> sentence: you uWu shaww fast :3 a >_> week -with bwan ÚwÚ and watew. -COSTAWD. I xDD had wathew pray :3 a month with ^w^ mutton ÚwÚ and powwidge. -^w^ KING. And :3 Don Armado uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw keeper. -UwU My Wowd Bewownye, UwU see him UwU dewivewed o'er; -And >w< go >_> we, x3 wowds, ^-^ to >w< put in practice UwU that -^w^ Which OwO each ^-^ to uWu othew ;;w;; hath OwO so stwongwy swown. ->_< Exeunt xDD KING, x3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and DUMAIN -^-^ BEWOWNyE. I'll uWu way my head ^-^ to ^-^ any good ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ hat -^.^ These oaths ÚwÚ and ^-^ waws uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv OwO an :33 idwe scorn. -Sirrah, come x3 on. -COSTAWD. I suffer uWu fow OwO the truth, siw; uWu fow OwO twue ^.^ it :3 is I ÚwÚ was :3 taken -with ÚwÚ Jaquenyetta, ÚwÚ and xDD Jaquenyetta :3 is :3 a OwO twue girl; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe -^-^ wewcome OwO the ^w^ souw ^w^ cup >_> of ;;w;; pwospewity! ;;w;; Affwiction ^-^ may ^-^ onye :3 day >_> smiwe -ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww then, ^-^ sit ÚwÚ thee down, sorrow. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The ^.^ pawk - -x3 Entew AWMADO ÚwÚ and >_< MOTH, his ;;w;; page - -AWMADO. UwU Boy, what >w< sign :3 is ^.^ it when :3 a man >_> of gweat spirit grows -mewanchowy? -;;w;; MOTH. OwO A gweat >_< sign, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook :33 sad. -AWMADO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< sadnyess :3 is ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same :33 thing, dear ;;w;; imp. -;;w;; MOTH. No, no; :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, no! -AWMADO. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou part >w< sadnyess ÚwÚ and mewanchowy, my >w< tendew ->_> juvenyaw? -;;w;; MOTH. By :3 a ÚwÚ famiwiaw demonstration >_> of OwO the >_> wowking, my >_> tough :33 signyiow. -AWMADO. UwU Why >_> tough signior? UwU Why >_> tough signior? -;;w;; MOTH. UwU Why >w< tendew >_> juvenyaw? UwU Why >w< tendew >_> juvenyaw? -AWMADO. I xDD spoke it, >w< tendew juvenal, as :3 a xDD congwuent ^w^ epitheton -;;w;; appewtainying ^-^ to >w< thy x3 young OwO days, ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^-^ may >_> nyominyate ^.^ tendew. -;;w;; MOTH. And OwO I, >_> tough UwU signyiow, as OwO an uWu appewtinyent title ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ owd -UwU time, ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^-^ may name >_< tough. -AWMADO. Pretty ÚwÚ and ^-^ apt. -;;w;; MOTH. OwO How UwU mean you, sir? I pretty, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ saying ^-^ apt? ^w^ ow I >_< apt, ÚwÚ and -my ^.^ saying pwetty? -AWMADO. Thou pretty, ^.^ because ^-^ wittwe. -;;w;; MOTH. UwU Wittwe pretty, ^.^ because ^-^ wittwe. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ apt? -AWMADO. And OwO thewefowe >_< apt, ^.^ because ^w^ quick. -;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Speak you :3 this in my :33 pwaise, ^.^ mastew? -AWMADO. UwU In >w< thy condign :3 pwaise. -;;w;; MOTH. I uWu wiww UwU pwaise OwO an ^.^ eew with OwO the >_> same :3 pwaise. -AWMADO. UwU that OwO an ^.^ eew :3 is xDD ingenyious? -;;w;; MOTH. :33 That OwO an ^.^ eew :3 is ^w^ quick. -AWMADO. I ^-^ do uWu say :3 thou art uWu quick in >_> answews; :3 thou heat'st my bwood. -;;w;; MOTH. I x3 am answew'd, sir. -AWMADO. I love ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be cross'd. -;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks OwO the mere UwU contwawy: crosses love ^.^ nyot >_> him. -AWMADO. I ^.^ have promised ^-^ to study three years with OwO the >_> Duke. -;;w;; MOTH. You ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it in OwO an xDD houw, sir. -AWMADO. ÚwÚ Impossibwe. -;;w;; MOTH. OwO How many :3 is ^-^ onye ÚwÚ thwice >w< towd? -AWMADO. I x3 am i-iww at UwU weck'nying; ^.^ it :33 fitteth OwO the spirit >_> of :3 a :33 tapstew. -;;w;; MOTH. You awe :3 a ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU gamestew, sir. -AWMADO. I x3 confess ^-^ both; uWu they awe uWu both OwO the vawnyish >_> of :3 a complete -xDD man. -;;w;; MOTH. ;;w;; Then I x3 am ^w^ suwe you xDD knyow how >w< much OwO the :3 gwoss sum >_> of deuce-ace -xDD amounts x3 to. -AWMADO. ^w^ It doth ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe than ^-^ two. -;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Which OwO the base UwU vuwgaw ^-^ do caww xDD thwee. -AWMADO. Twue. -;;w;; MOTH. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, :3 is :3 this such :3 a piece >_> of >w< study? Nyow here :3 is three -^.^ studied ewe ÚwÚ ye'ww ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ wink; ÚwÚ and how :33 easy ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< put 'years' -^-^ to OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ 'thwee,' ÚwÚ and study three years in two x3 wowds, OwO the -^-^ dancing horse uWu wiww tell you. -AWMADO. OwO A UwU most fine figure! -;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv you :3 a UwU ciphew. -AWMADO. I uWu wiww ;;w;; heweupon x3 confess I x3 am in wuv. And as ^.^ it :3 is base uWu fow -:3 a sowdiew ^-^ to love, OwO so x3 am I in love with :3 a base :33 wench. >w< If UwU dwawing -my >_< swowd x3 against OwO the humouw >_> of xDD affection would x3 dewivew me ^-^ fwom -OwO the :3 wepwobate ^w^ thought >_> of it, I would UwU take :3 Desiwe pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and ->_< wansom him ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD Fwench ;;w;; couwtiew uWu fow :3 a nyew-devis'd curtsy. I -ÚwÚ think :33 scown ^-^ to sigh; >w< methinks I shouwd out-sweaw ^w^ Cupid. Comfowt -uWu me, >w< boy; what gweat x3 men ^.^ have >_< been in love? -;;w;; MOTH. Hercules, mastew. -AWMADO. uWu Most ^w^ sweet ^-^ Hewcuwes! Mowe authowity, dear OwO boy, name ^-^ mowe; -:3 and, ^w^ sweet my OwO chiwd, let them >w< be x3 men >_> of good wepute ÚwÚ and cawwiage. -;;w;; MOTH. UwU Samson, master; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a man >_> of good cawwiage, gweat -cawwiage, uWu fow ^.^ he xDD cawwied OwO the ^-^ town ^w^ gates uWu on his xDD back >_< wike :3 a -:3 powtew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ was in wuv. -AWMADO. :3 O UwU weww-knyit ^w^ Samson! ^.^ stwong-jointed ^w^ Samson! I ^-^ do OwO excew ÚwÚ thee -in my ;;w;; wapiew as >w< much as :3 thou didst me in cawwying xDD gates. I x3 am in -love ^w^ too. OwO Who ÚwÚ was xDD Samson's love, my dear UwU Moth? -;;w;; MOTH. OwO A woman, mastew. -AWMADO. x3 Of what :3 compwexion? -;;w;; MOTH. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the :3 fouw, ^w^ ow OwO the ^w^ thwee, ^w^ ow OwO the ^-^ two, ^w^ ow ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the +[Entew Knight] + +How ^.^ nyow? :3 Whewe's :3 that ^.^ mongwew? +Knyight. >w< He says, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw daughter >_> is nyot well. +>w< Weaw. Why ^-^ came nyot x3 the ;;w;; swave back to ;;w;; me when UwU I ^w^ caww'd him? +Knyight. UwU Siw, ^.^ he OwO answewed ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the woundest manner, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd not. +>w< Weaw. >w< He ^.^ wouwd ^w^ nyot? +Knyight. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what x3 the ;;w;; mattew is; >_> but to x3 my ^w^ judgment +x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> is nyot entertain'd with :3 that cewemonyious :3 affection +>_< as xDD you :3 wewe ^w^ wont. >_> Thewe's :3 a great OwO abatement of OwO kindnyess >_> appeaws +>_< as weww uWu in x3 the general ^.^ dependants >_< as uWu in x3 the >w< Duke >_< himsewf awso +ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< daughtew. +>w< Weaw. uWu Ha! say'st xDD thou so? +Knyight. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if UwU I be :33 mistaken; fow +x3 my >_> duty ;;w;; cannyot be silent when UwU I think x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> wwong'd. +>w< Weaw. ^.^ Thou >_> but ^w^ wememb'west ;;w;; me of >_< minye UwU own conception. UwU I uWu have +OwO pewceived :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ faint >_> nyegwect of late, which UwU I uWu have rather +blamed >_< as >_< minye UwU own jealous curiosity than >_< as :3 a xDD vewy >_< pwetence +ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose of unkindnyess. UwU I xDD wiww wook further into't. OwO But +where's x3 my ^.^ foow? UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen ^.^ him ÚwÚ this >w< two days. +Knyight. Since x3 my xDD young >_> wady's x3 going x3 into >_< Fwance, ^w^ siw, x3 the >w< foow +hath much ^-^ pinyed xDD away. +>w< Weaw. No ^.^ mowe of :33 that; UwU I uWu have noted >w< it well. Go xDD you ÚwÚ and tell x3 my +daughter UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with her. ;;w;; [Exit uWu Knyight.] Go UwU you, caww +ÚwÚ hithew x3 my xDD foow. +;;w;; [Exit >w< an :33 Attendant.] + +Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +>_< O, UwU you, ^w^ siw, you! :3 Come xDD you hithew, sir. Who ^w^ am I, UwU siw? +>_< Osw. OwO My >_> wady's :33 fathew. +>w< Weaw. >w< 'My >_> wady's >w< fathew'? OwO My UwU wowd's uWu knyave! >_> You UwU whoweson dog! xDD you +x3 swave! xDD you uWu cuw! +>_< Osw. UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyonye of OwO these, x3 my wowd; UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw pardon. +>w< Weaw. Do xDD you >w< bandy :33 wooks with uWu me, xDD you :3 wascaw? +[Strikes uWu him.] +>_< Osw. I'll nyot be strucken, x3 my OwO wowd. +Kent. x3 Nyow ÚwÚ twipp'd nyeithew, xDD you UwU base uWu footbaww >_< pwayew? +:3 [Twips x3 up :33 his xDD heews. +>w< Weaw. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, UwU fewwow. ^.^ Thou :33 sewv'st uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll wuv thee. +Kent. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, ^.^ awise, away! I'll >_< teach xDD you differences. :33 Away, +away! ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww UwU measuwe x3 youw lubber's :33 wength OwO again, >_< tawwy; >_> but +away! Go ÚwÚ to! :3 Have xDD you wisdom? ^w^ So. +[Pushes ^.^ him >_> out.] +>w< Weaw. >_> Nyow, x3 my xDD fwiendwy ^-^ knyave, UwU I >_> thank thee. >_> Thewe's xDD eawnyest of >w< thy +service. xDD [Gives ^w^ monyey.] + +Entew ^w^ Foow. + +^w^ Foow. Let ;;w;; me uWu hiwe ^.^ him UwU too. >_> Hewe's x3 my ^.^ coxcomb. +ÚwÚ [Offews Kent :33 his cap.] +>w< Weaw. How now, x3 my OwO pwetty >_< knyave? How dost thou? +^w^ Foow. Siwwah, xDD you :3 wewe best OwO take x3 my ^.^ coxcomb. +Kent. Why, ^.^ foow? +^w^ Foow. xDD Why? For :3 taking one's ÚwÚ pawt ^w^ that's x3 out of UwU favouw. Nyay, >w< an xDD thou +;;w;; canst nyot ;;w;; smiwe >_< as x3 the wind OwO sits, thou'lt catch UwU cowd >w< showtwy. +There, OwO take x3 my UwU coxcomb! Why, ÚwÚ this fewwow hath banyish'd >w< two UwU on's +^w^ daughtews, ÚwÚ and uWu did x3 the thiwd :3 a >_> bwessing OwO against :33 his :33 wiww. ;;w;; If +xDD thou ;;w;; fowwow :3 him, xDD thou ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ^-^ weaw x3 my ^w^ coxcomb.- How now, +>_< nyuncwe? Wouwd UwU I xDD had >w< two ^-^ coxcombs ÚwÚ and >w< two daughters! +>w< Weaw. Why, x3 my boy? +^w^ Foow. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu gave them aww x3 my >w< wiving, UwU I'wd >_< keep x3 my ^-^ coxcombs :3 mysewf. +>_> Thewe's mine! ÚwÚ beg anyothew of >w< thy daughters. +>w< Weaw. ^.^ Take ^-^ heed, sirrah- x3 the ;;w;; whip. +^w^ Foow. Truth's :3 a dog ^w^ must to :3 kennyew; ^.^ he ^w^ must be whipp'd ^.^ out, when +xDD Wady x3 the bwach OwO may stand ^.^ by x3 th' fire ÚwÚ and stink. +>w< Weaw. ^-^ A pestilent ^.^ gaww to me! +^w^ Foow. Siwwah, I'll >_< teach uWu thee :3 a :33 speech. +>w< Weaw. :33 Do. +^w^ Foow. >_> Mawk :33 it, nyuncwe. +:3 Have ^.^ mowe than xDD thou showest, +^w^ Speak less than xDD thou knowest, +uWu Wend less than xDD thou uWu owest, +^.^ Wide ^.^ mowe than xDD thou goest, +;;w;; Weawn ^.^ mowe than xDD thou ÚwÚ twowest, +Set less than xDD thou throwest; +Weave >w< thy ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ whowe, +xDD And >_< keep in-a-door, +xDD And xDD thou shalt uWu have ^.^ mowe +Than >w< two ^.^ tens to :3 a >_< scowe. +Kent. This >_> is uWu nyothing, xDD foow. +^w^ Foow. UwU Then UwU 'tis ^.^ wike x3 the UwU bweath of >w< an ^w^ unfeed lawyer- xDD you uWu gave ;;w;; me +>_< nyothing xDD fow't. UwU Can xDD you >_< make nyo use of uWu nyothing, >_< nyuncwe? +>w< Weaw. Why, no, uWu boy. Nyothing ^.^ can be UwU made x3 out of OwO nyothing. +^w^ Foow. >_> [to UwU Kent] UwU Pwithee tell :3 him, UwU so much x3 the OwO went of :33 his ÚwÚ wand +x3 comes ;;w;; to. >w< He xDD wiww nyot ^-^ bewieve :3 a xDD foow. +>w< Weaw. ^-^ A UwU bittew foow! +^w^ Foow. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow x3 the ÚwÚ diffewence, x3 my ^-^ boy, ^-^ between :3 a UwU bittew +>w< foow ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 sweet ^.^ foow? +>w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, lad; >_< teach x3 me. +^w^ Foow. :33 That ;;w;; wowd :3 that >_< counseww'd uWu thee +;;w;; To UwU give OwO away >w< thy land, +:3 Come :33 pwace ^.^ him OwO hewe ^.^ by me- +Do xDD thou fow ^.^ him ^.^ stand. +uWu The x3 sweet ÚwÚ and UwU bittew >w< foow +Will presently appear; +uWu The one uWu in motwey UwU hewe, +uWu The othew >_> found x3 out :33 thewe. +>w< Weaw. uWu Dost xDD thou caww ;;w;; me x3 foow, boy? +^w^ Foow. All >w< thy othew titles xDD thou x3 hast UwU given :3 away; :3 that xDD thou >w< wast +bown with. +Kent. This >_> is nyot ;;w;; awtogethew x3 foow, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ Foow. :3 Nyo, xDD faith; wowds ÚwÚ and great ;;w;; men xDD wiww nyot wet x3 me. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :3 a +xDD monyopowy ^.^ out, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ on't. xDD And ^.^ wadies :3 too, ;;w;; they +xDD wiww nyot wet ;;w;; me uWu have aww x3 the >w< foow to >_< mysewf; they'ww be +^-^ snyatching. Give ;;w;; me >w< an ^.^ egg, ^-^ nyuncwe, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU give uWu thee >w< two +x3 cwowns. +>w< Weaw. >_> What >w< two :3 cwowns UwU shaww ;;w;; they :3 be? +^w^ Foow. Why, ÚwÚ aftew UwU I uWu have :3 cut x3 the >_> egg :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; middwe ÚwÚ and eat x3 up x3 the +meat, x3 the >w< two :3 cwowns of x3 the >_> egg. x3 When xDD thou >w< cwuvst >w< thy >_< cwown :33 i' +x3 th' ;;w;; middwe ÚwÚ and >w< gav'st OwO away both xDD pawts, xDD thou ^.^ bow'st ^.^ thinye >w< ass on +>w< thy back ^-^ o'ew x3 the >_> diwt. ^.^ Thou >w< hadst xDD wittwe wit uWu in >w< thy ;;w;; bawd >_< cwown +when xDD thou >w< gav'st >w< thy golden one xDD away. ;;w;; If UwU I speak ^.^ wike mysewf uWu in +uWu this, wet ^.^ him be whipp'd :3 that xDD fiwst ÚwÚ finds >w< it :3 so. + +OwO [Sings] ^w^ Foows xDD had ^w^ nye'ew less xDD gwace uWu in :3 a >w< yeaw, +For uWu wise ;;w;; men OwO awe grown :33 foppish; +^-^ They ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how uWu theiw :33 wits to OwO weaw, +^-^ Theiw ^w^ mannyews OwO awe UwU so OwO apish. + +>w< Weaw. x3 When :3 wewe xDD you UwU wont to be UwU so full of >_< songs, ÚwÚ siwwah? +^w^ Foow. UwU I uWu have ;;w;; us'd :33 it, ^-^ nyuncwe, OwO evew xDD since xDD thou ;;w;; mad'st >w< thy >_> daughtews +>w< thy mothew; fow when xDD thou >w< gav'st them x3 the ;;w;; wod, ÚwÚ and ^w^ put'st down +^.^ thinye UwU own :3 bweeches, + +OwO [Sings] UwU Then ;;w;; they fow ^.^ sudden joy uWu did >_> weep, +xDD And UwU I fow sorrow ^-^ sung, +:33 That xDD such :3 a x3 king >_> shouwd :33 pway ^w^ bo-peep +xDD And OwO go x3 the foows xDD among. + +Prithee, ^-^ nyuncwe, >_< keep :3 a x3 schoowmastew :3 that ^.^ can >_< teach >w< thy >w< foow to +xDD wie. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain :3 weawn to xDD wie. +>w< Weaw. ^-^ An xDD you wie, sirrah, we'll uWu have xDD you OwO whipp'd. +^w^ Foow. UwU I :3 mawvew >_> what ^-^ kin xDD thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> daughtews x3 awe. x3 They'ww uWu have ;;w;; me +whipp'd fow speaking true; thou'lt uWu have ;;w;; me whipp'd fow lying; +ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes UwU I ^w^ am whipp'd fow uWu howding x3 my peace. UwU I xDD had rather be +xDD any uWu kind ^.^ o' ^.^ thing than :3 a foow! xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be ÚwÚ thee, +nyuncwe. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 pawed >w< thy wit ^.^ o' both >w< sides ÚwÚ and left >_< nyothing +:33 i' x3 th' xDD middwe. :3 Hewe x3 comes one ^.^ o' x3 the :3 pawings. + +Entew ^-^ Gonyewiw. + +>w< Weaw. How now, daughter? >_> What x3 makes :3 that uWu fwontwet ^-^ on? Methinks xDD you +OwO awe ^w^ too much ^.^ o' wate :33 i' x3 th' fwown. +^w^ Foow. ^.^ Thou >w< wast :3 a OwO pwetty fewwow when xDD thou >w< hadst nyo >_< nyeed to :3 cawe fow +her frowning. Now xDD thou awt >w< an x3 O ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ figuwe. UwU I ^w^ am xDD bettew +than xDD thou awt >w< nyow: UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 foow, xDD thou awt OwO nyothing. +:33 [To >_< Gonyewiw] Yes, xDD fowsooth, UwU I xDD wiww howd x3 my :33 tongue. ^w^ So x3 youw OwO face +UwU bids uWu me, ^w^ though xDD you >_> say OwO nyothing. Mum, ÚwÚ mum! + +>w< He :3 that keeps nor crust nor cwum, +:33 Weawy of all, UwU shaww ^.^ want ^.^ some.- + +OwO [Points uWu at Lear] >w< That's :3 a :33 sheaw'd peascod. +Gon. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> onwy, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this x3 youw >_< aww-wicens'd x3 foow, +OwO But othew of x3 youw UwU insowent wetinyue +Do hourly >_< cawp ÚwÚ and quarrel, breaking fowth +^w^ In rank ÚwÚ and :33 nyot-to-be-enduwed riots. UwU Siw, +UwU I xDD had ^-^ thought, ^.^ by x3 making ÚwÚ this weww ÚwÚ knyown >w< unto UwU you, +;;w;; To uWu have >_> found :3 a >_< safe :33 wedwess, >_> but nyow gwow x3 feawfuw, +^-^ By >_> what yourself, :3 too, wate uWu have ^-^ spoke ÚwÚ and :33 donye, +:33 That xDD you x3 pwotect ÚwÚ this course, ÚwÚ and put >w< it on +^-^ By x3 youw allowance; which >_> if xDD you should, x3 the ;;w;; fauwt +Wouwd nyot ;;w;; scape ;;w;; censuwe, nor x3 the redresses sweep, +>_< Which, uWu in x3 the xDD tendew of :3 a whowesome weal, +^.^ Might uWu in uWu theiw >w< wowking UwU do xDD you :3 that offence +>_< Which >_> ewse :3 wewe UwU shame, :3 that xDD then ;;w;; nyecessity +:3 Must caww >w< discweet ^w^ pwoceeding. +^w^ Foow. For xDD you knyow, ^-^ nyuncwe, + +uWu The xDD hedge-spawwow ÚwÚ fed x3 the ;;w;; cuckoo UwU so ^-^ wong +:33 That >w< it xDD had >w< it >_> head xDD bit x3 off ^.^ by >w< it ^w^ young. + +^w^ So x3 out OwO went x3 the ÚwÚ candwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :3 wewe left darkling. +>w< Weaw. ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU ouw daughter? +Gon. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_< make use of :3 that ÚwÚ good ^.^ wisdom +:3 Wheweof UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; fwaught, ÚwÚ and put OwO away +;;w;; These ^w^ dispositions :3 that of wate UwU twansfowm xDD you +Fwom >_> what xDD you rightly x3 awe. +^w^ Foow. ^-^ May nyot >w< an >w< ass ^.^ knyow when x3 the xDD cawt ÚwÚ dwaws x3 the ^-^ howse? +:3 Whoop, x3 Jug, UwU I wuv uWu thee! +>w< Weaw. ^-^ Doth xDD any OwO hewe ^.^ knyow me? This >_> is nyot >w< Weaw. +^-^ Doth :3 Weaw UwU wawk >_< thus? speak >_< thus? Whewe OwO awe :33 his uWu eyes? +^-^ Eithew :33 his nyotion ^w^ weakens, :33 his UwU discewnyings +^w^ Awe lethargied- uWu Ha! OwO waking? 'Tis nyot so! +Who >_> is >w< it :3 that ^.^ can tell ;;w;; me who UwU I :33 am? +^w^ Foow. Lear's ^.^ shadow. +>w< Weaw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 weawn :33 that; for, ^.^ by x3 the >w< mawks of ^.^ suvweignty, +ÚwÚ Knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and weason, UwU I >_> shouwd be UwU fawse >w< pewsuaded +UwU I xDD had daughters. +^w^ Foow. >_< Which ;;w;; they xDD wiww >_< make >w< an obedient :33 fathew. +>w< Weaw. uWu Youw :33 nyame, >w< faiw gentwewoman? +Gon. This admiration, ^w^ siw, >_> is much ^.^ o' x3 th' savouw +Of othew x3 youw x3 nyew >_> pwanks. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you +;;w;; To understand x3 my uWu puwposes aright. +;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and wevewend, xDD you >_> shouwd be uWu wise. +:3 Hewe UwU do xDD you >_< keep :3 a :3 hundwed :3 knyights ÚwÚ and squires; +OwO Men UwU so disowdew'd, UwU so xDD debosh'd, ÚwÚ and bold +:33 That ÚwÚ this UwU ouw xDD couwt, xDD infected with uWu theiw :3 mannyews, +uWu Shows ^.^ wike :3 a riotous inn. ^.^ Epicuwism ÚwÚ and lust +^-^ Make >w< it ^.^ mowe ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ tavewn ow :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew +Than :3 a ÚwÚ gwac'd palace. uWu The ^-^ shame itsewf xDD doth speak +For x3 instant UwU wemedy. ^w^ Be xDD then desir'd +^-^ By her :3 that >_> ewse xDD wiww OwO take x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ she begs +^-^ A xDD wittwe to x3 disquantity x3 youw twain, +xDD And x3 the ^.^ wemaindew :3 that UwU shaww still :3 depend +;;w;; To be xDD such ;;w;; men >_< as OwO may ^.^ besowt x3 youw age, +>_< Which ^.^ knyow ^.^ themsewves, ÚwÚ and OwO you. +>w< Weaw. ;;w;; Dawknyess ÚwÚ and deviws! +Saddle x3 my ^w^ howses! ;;w;; Caww x3 my twain ;;w;; togethew! +Degenerate ÚwÚ bastawd, I'll nyot >_> twoubwe ÚwÚ thee; +ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I left :3 a >w< daughtew. +Gon. >_> You strike x3 my >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ and x3 youw disorder'd rabble +^-^ Make :3 sewvants of uWu theiw ÚwÚ bettews. + +Entew ;;w;; Awbany. + +>w< Weaw. ;;w;; Woe :3 that ^w^ too wate ^-^ wepents!- >_< O, ^w^ siw, OwO awe xDD you come? +Is >w< it x3 youw xDD wiww? ÚwÚ Speak, siw!- Pwepawe x3 my :33 howses. +;;w;; Ingwatitude, xDD thou mawbwe-heawted ^.^ fiend, +uWu Mowe ^-^ hideous when xDD thou xDD show'st uWu thee uWu in :3 a chiwd +Than x3 the x3 sea-monstew! +Awb. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, be uWu patient. +>w< Weaw. >_> [to >_< Gonyewiw] :3 Detested kite, xDD thou >_< wiest! +OwO My twain OwO awe ;;w;; men of UwU choice ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawest xDD pawts, +:33 That aww pawticuwaws of >_> duty ^.^ knyow +xDD And uWu in x3 the UwU most exact regard support +uWu The worships of uWu theiw nyame.- x3 O UwU most UwU smaww ^w^ fauwt, +How ugwy :33 didst xDD thou uWu in >_< Cowdewia ÚwÚ show! +>_< Which, ^.^ wike >w< an enginye, ;;w;; wwench'd x3 my fwame of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +Fwom x3 the fix'd pwace; >w< dwew from x3 my >_< heawt aww wuv +xDD And >_< added to x3 the xDD gaww. x3 O Lear, Lear, UwU Weaw! +uWu Beat uWu at ÚwÚ this uWu gate :3 that wet >w< thy >w< fowwy uWu in [Strikes :33 his ^-^ head.] +xDD And >w< thy uWu deaw ^w^ judgment out! ^w^ Go, x3 go, x3 my ^-^ peopwe. +Awb. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ am guiwtwess, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ ignyowant +Of >_> what hath x3 mov'd OwO you. +>w< Weaw. ^.^ It OwO may be >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. +:33 Heaw, OwO Nyatuwe, hear! uWu deaw xDD goddess, hear! +^w^ Suspend >w< thy xDD puwpose, >_> if xDD thou :33 didst intend +;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this creature fwuitfuw. +^.^ Into her womb :33 convey ^w^ stewiwity; +;;w;; Dwy x3 up uWu in her x3 the >_< owgans of :3 incwease; +xDD And from her derogate >w< body >_< nyevew ^-^ spwing +^-^ A >w< babe to honour >_> hew! ;;w;; If ^.^ she ^w^ must ^.^ teem, +Create her chiwd of >w< spween, :3 that >w< it OwO may ^w^ wive +xDD And be :3 a thwawt ÚwÚ disnyatuw'd x3 towment to her. +Let >w< it stamp ^.^ wwinkwes uWu in her ^w^ bwow of youth, +With :3 cadent tears fret ^w^ channyews uWu in her cheeks, +Tuwn aww her ;;w;; mothew's ^w^ pains ÚwÚ and benyefits +;;w;; To :33 waughtew ÚwÚ and ^.^ contempt, :3 that ^.^ she OwO may x3 feew +How sharper than :3 a serpent's ^.^ tooth >w< it >_> is +;;w;; To uWu have :3 a thankwess >_> chiwd! :33 Away, away! ÚwÚ Exit. +Awb. >_> Nyow, gods :3 that ^.^ we :33 adowe, xDD wheweof x3 comes :3 this? +Gon. xDD Nyevew UwU affwict >_> youwsewf to ^.^ knyow x3 the cause; +OwO But wet :33 his uWu disposition uWu have :3 that ;;w;; scope +:33 That ^.^ dotage ;;w;; gives :3 it. + +Entew >w< Weaw. + +>w< Weaw. What, :33 fifty of x3 my ÚwÚ fowwowews uWu at :3 a cwap? +OwO Within :3 a xDD fowtnyight? +Awb. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, UwU siw? +>w< Weaw. I'll tell thee. :33 [To >_< Gonyewiw] Life ÚwÚ and ;;w;; death! UwU I ^w^ am >w< asham'd +:33 That xDD thou x3 hast powew to ;;w;; shake x3 my manhood ^.^ thus; +:33 That these :3 hot ^-^ teaws, which bweak from ;;w;; me pewfowce, +Should >_< make uWu thee ^.^ wowth OwO them. x3 Bwasts ÚwÚ and fogs ;;w;; upon uWu thee! +xDD Th' >_< untented :3 woundings of :3 a father's UwU cuwse +Piewce every sense about thee!- ^-^ Owd fond ^w^ eyes, +^w^ Beweep ÚwÚ this cause OwO again, I'll pluck OwO ye ^.^ out, +xDD And ;;w;; cast UwU you, with x3 the watews :3 that xDD you OwO wose, +;;w;; To xDD tempew cway. Yea, >_> is >w< it come to :3 this? +Let >w< it be :3 so. ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I left :3 a ^w^ daughtew, +Who UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >_> is uWu kind ÚwÚ and comfowtabwe. +x3 When ^.^ she UwU shaww hear ÚwÚ this of ÚwÚ thee, with her >_< nyaiws +OwO She'ww >w< fway >w< thy wolvish ^-^ visage. ^.^ Thou shalt find +:33 That I'll ^.^ wesume x3 the xDD shape which xDD thou dost think +UwU I uWu have ;;w;; cast x3 off fow evew; xDD thou >w< shawt, UwU I :33 wawwant thee. +Exeunt [Weaw, UwU Kent, ÚwÚ and >w< Attendants]. +Gon. Do xDD you mark :3 that, x3 my xDD wowd? +Awb. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so UwU pawtiaw, Gonyewiw, +;;w;; To x3 the great wuv UwU I UwU beaw xDD you - +Gon. >_> Pway UwU you, UwU content.- What, OwO Oswawd, ho! +:33 [To x3 the Foow] >_< You, ^w^ siw, ^.^ mowe x3 knyave than x3 foow, ÚwÚ aftew x3 youw x3 mastew! +^w^ Foow. OwO Nyuncwe Lear, nyuncwe Lear, tarry! ^.^ Take x3 the >w< foow with thee. + +^-^ A fox when one >_> has caught hew, +xDD And xDD such :3 a ^w^ daughtew, +Should >_< suwe to x3 the slaughter, +;;w;; If x3 my cap ^.^ wouwd UwU buy :3 a OwO hawtew. +^w^ So x3 the >w< foow xDD fowwows >w< aftew. ÚwÚ Exit. +Gon. This x3 man hath xDD had ÚwÚ good >_< counsew! ^-^ A :3 hundwed knights? +'Tis ;;w;; powitic ÚwÚ and >_< safe to wet ^.^ him >_< keep +At :33 point :3 a :3 hundwed knyights; :3 yes, :3 that on every x3 dweam, +x3 Each UwU buzz, >_< each >_> fancy, >_< each ^-^ compwaint, dislike, +>w< He OwO may enguawd :33 his ^.^ dotage with uWu theiw pow'rs +xDD And howd UwU ouw ;;w;; wives uWu in mercy.- OwO Oswawd, UwU I ;;w;; say! +Awb. xDD Weww, xDD you OwO may feaw ^w^ too far. +Gon. ^-^ Safew than :33 twust ^w^ too far. +Let ;;w;; me still OwO take OwO away x3 the :33 hawms UwU I ;;w;; feaw, +ÚwÚ Nyot feaw still to be >_< taken. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his ;;w;; heawt. +>_> What ^.^ he hath OwO uttew'd UwU I uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 my sister. +;;w;; If ^.^ she >_< sustain ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 hundwed knights, +x3 When UwU I uWu have ^w^ show'd x3 th' >_< unfitnyess- + +Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +How now, Oswawd? +What, uWu have xDD you ^-^ wwit :3 that >_> wettew to x3 my ^-^ sistew? +>_< Osw. Yes, UwU madam. +Gon. ^.^ Take xDD you x3 some xDD company, ÚwÚ and OwO away to UwU howse! +Inform her full of x3 my xDD pawticuwaw ;;w;; feaw, +xDD And thereto >_< add xDD such weasons of x3 youw UwU own +;;w;; As OwO may compact >w< it more. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, +xDD And x3 hasten x3 youw wetuwn. ;;w;; [Exit Oswald.] :3 Nyo, no, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +This milky ^-^ gentwenyess ÚwÚ and course of >_< youws, +;;w;; Though UwU I >_< condemn >w< it >_> nyot, ^w^ yet, :33 undew pardon, +>_> You OwO awe much ^.^ mowe uWu at :3 task fow ^.^ want of ^.^ wisdom +Than UwU pwais'd fow ;;w;; hawmfuw mildness. +Awb. How uWu faw x3 youw eyes OwO may xDD piewce UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. +^w^ Stwiving to better, ;;w;; oft ^.^ we >_> maw UwU what's well. +Gon. Nyay ^.^ then- +Awb. xDD Weww, well; x3 th' UwU event. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene V. +UwU Couwt >w< befowe x3 the >w< Duke of Awbany's OwO Pawace. + +Entew Lear, UwU Kent, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Foow. + +>w< Weaw. Go xDD you >w< befowe to uWu Gwoucestew with these letters. :3 Acquaint x3 my +daughter nyo further with ;;w;; anything xDD you ^.^ knyow than x3 comes from her +;;w;; demand x3 out of x3 the >_> wettew. ;;w;; If x3 youw diligence be nyot :33 speedy, UwU I +UwU shaww be there ^-^ afowe OwO you. +Kent. UwU I xDD wiww nyot sweep, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< tiww UwU I uWu have ^-^ dewivewed x3 youw >_> wettew. +ÚwÚ Exit. +^w^ Foow. ;;w;; If :3 a :33 man's brains :3 wewe in's heews, were't nyot uWu in danger of +:3 kibes? +>w< Weaw. Ay, uWu boy. +^w^ Foow. UwU Then UwU I :33 pwithee be x3 mewwy. x3 Thy wit UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew OwO go swip-shod. +>w< Weaw. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! +^w^ Foow. >_> Shawt >_> see >w< thy othew daughter xDD wiww use uWu thee kindwy; fow ^w^ though +^w^ she's >_< as ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this >_< as :3 a cwab's ^.^ wike >w< an x3 appwe, yet UwU I ^.^ can tell +>_> what UwU I ^.^ can tell. +>w< Weaw. >_> What ;;w;; canst uWu teww, boy? +^w^ Foow. OwO She'ww >_> taste >_< as ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this >_< as :3 a cwab does to :3 a >_< cwab. ^.^ Thou +;;w;; canst tell >w< why one's x3 nyose >w< stands :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; middwe UwU on's ^.^ face? +>w< Weaw. No. +^w^ Foow. Why, to >_< keep one's eyes of xDD eithew side's nose, :3 that >_> what :3 a +x3 man ;;w;; cannyot smell ^.^ out, xDD 'a OwO may ^w^ spy ^w^ into. +>w< Weaw. UwU I uWu did her wrong. +^w^ Foow. ÚwÚ Canst tell >w< how >w< an oystew x3 makes :33 his shell? +>w< Weaw. No. +^w^ Foow. x3 Nyow UwU I UwU nyeithew; >_> but UwU I ^.^ can tell >w< why :3 a snail >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ house. +>w< Weaw. xDD Why? +^w^ Foow. Why, to put's >_> head UwU in; nyot to UwU give >w< it OwO away to :33 his ^w^ daughtews, +ÚwÚ and OwO weave :33 his >w< howns ^-^ without :3 a :3 case. +>w< Weaw. UwU I xDD wiww x3 fowget x3 my :33 nyatuwe. ^w^ So uWu kind :3 a :33 fathew!- ^w^ Be x3 my :3 howses +^-^ weady? +^w^ Foow. x3 Thy asses OwO awe >_> gonye about ^.^ 'em. uWu The reason >w< why x3 the ÚwÚ seven stars +OwO awe nyo ^-^ moe than ÚwÚ seven >_> is :3 a OwO pwetty reason. +>w< Weaw. >_< Because ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot :33 eight? +^w^ Foow. Yes indeed. ^.^ Thou wouldst >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD foow. +>w< Weaw. ;;w;; To ;;w;; tak't again ^w^ pewfowce! ^w^ Monstew ingratitude! +^w^ Foow. ;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt x3 my x3 foow, ^-^ nyuncwe, UwU I'wd uWu have uWu thee beaten fow ^.^ being +;;w;; owd >w< befowe >w< thy uWu time. +>w< Weaw. How's ^-^ that? +^w^ Foow. ^.^ Thou shouwdst nyot uWu have :33 been ;;w;; owd >w< tiww xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been uWu wise. +>w< Weaw. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me nyot be mad, nyot mad, x3 sweet :3 heaven! +^w^ Keep ;;w;; me uWu in ^-^ tempew; UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be OwO mad! + +[Entew :3 a >_> Gentweman.] + +How ^.^ nyow? ^w^ Awe x3 the :3 howses ^-^ weady? +>_> Gent. >_> Weady, x3 my OwO wowd. +>w< Weaw. ^.^ Come, uWu boy. +^w^ Foow. :33 She ^w^ that's :3 a >_< maid now, ÚwÚ and ^-^ waughs uWu at x3 my departure, +Shall nyot be :3 a >_< maid long, ^w^ unwess ^.^ things be :3 cut showtew +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. +^-^ A court within x3 the ;;w;; Castwe of x3 the ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Gwoucestew. + +Entew [Edmund ^w^ the] :33 Bastawd ÚwÚ and >w< Cuwan, :3 meeting. + +ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Save ÚwÚ thee, Cuwan. +uWu Cuw. xDD And UwU you, sir. UwU I uWu have :33 been with x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and UwU given ^.^ him +ÚwÚ nyotice :3 that x3 the >w< Duke of >_> Cownwaww ÚwÚ and uWu Wegan :33 his :3 Duchess xDD wiww be +OwO hewe with ^.^ him ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. +ÚwÚ Edm. How x3 comes ^-^ that? +uWu Cuw. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. >_> You uWu have heard of x3 the nyews >w< abwoad- UwU I >_> mean x3 the +whisper'd onyes, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe yet >_> but xDD eaw-kissing OwO awguments? +ÚwÚ Edm. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. >_> Pway UwU you, >_> what OwO awe >w< they? +uWu Cuw. :3 Have xDD you heard of nyo ÚwÚ wikewy UwU waws toward 'twixt x3 the >w< two >_> Dukes +of >_> Cownwaww ÚwÚ and Albany? +ÚwÚ Edm. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a OwO wowd. +uWu Cuw. >_> You OwO may UwU do, >w< then, uWu in uWu time. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, sir. ÚwÚ Exit. +ÚwÚ Edm. uWu The >w< Duke be OwO hewe :3 to-nyight? uWu The :3 bettew! ^w^ best! +This >w< weaves itsewf ^.^ pewfowce x3 into x3 my business. +OwO My >w< fathew hath uWu set xDD guawd to OwO take x3 my bwothew; +xDD And UwU I uWu have one ÚwÚ thing, of :3 a ^.^ queasy ^.^ question, +>_< Which UwU I ^w^ must act. >_> Bwiefnyess ÚwÚ and fowtunye, >_< wowk! +UwU Bwothew, :3 a word! >_< Descend! UwU Bwothew, UwU I ;;w;; say! + +Entew :3 Edgaw. + +OwO My >w< fathew ÚwÚ watches. x3 O ^w^ siw, fwy ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwace! +Intewwigence >_> is UwU given :3 whewe xDD you OwO awe :3 hid. +>_> You uWu have nyow x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ advantage of x3 the OwO nyight. +:3 Have xDD you nyot >w< spoken uWu 'gainst x3 the >w< Duke of Cownwaww? +He's xDD coming hithew; now, :33 i' x3 th' night, :33 i' x3 th' xDD haste, +xDD And uWu Wegan with ^.^ him. :3 Have xDD you >_< nyothing uWu said +>_> Upon :33 his party uWu 'gainst x3 the >w< Duke of Albany? +Advise OwO youwsewf. +ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe on't, nyot :3 a OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I hear x3 my >w< fathew :3 coming. ^w^ Pawdon me! +^w^ In x3 cunnying UwU I ^w^ must dwaw x3 my xDD swowd ;;w;; upon OwO you. +^.^ Dwaw, xDD seem to ;;w;; defend :33 youwsewf; nyow ^.^ quit xDD you ^-^ weww.- +xDD Yiewd! :3 Come >w< befowe x3 my :33 fathew. ^-^ Wight, :3 ho, here! +:33 Fwy, OwO bwothew.- Torches, torches!- ^w^ So farewell. +uWu Exit :3 Edgaw. +;;w;; Some :3 bwood drawn on ;;w;; me ^.^ wouwd x3 beget opinyion +Of x3 my ^.^ mowe >_< fiewce ^.^ endeavouw. [Stabs :33 his xDD awm.] UwU I uWu have :3 seen +drunkards +Do ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ this uWu in spowt.- :3 Fathew, :33 fathew!- +OwO Stop, UwU stop! No x3 hewp? + +Entew :33 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and Servants with xDD towches. + +Gwou. >_> Nyow, :3 Edmund, where's x3 the >w< viwwain? +ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Hewe :33 stood ^.^ he uWu in x3 the >_> dawk, :33 his ^-^ shawp xDD swowd ^.^ out, +Mumbwing of wicked ÚwÚ chawms, >_< conjuwing x3 the ;;w;; moon +;;w;; To stand ^-^ 's auspicious ^w^ mistwess. +Gwou. OwO But :3 whewe >_> is uWu he? +ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Wook, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU bweed. +Gwou. Whewe >_> is x3 the villain, >_> Edmund? +ÚwÚ Edm. >_< Fwed ÚwÚ this :3 way, sir. x3 When ^.^ by nyo means ^.^ he couwd- +Gwou. :33 Puwsue :3 him, ho! Go >w< aftew. UwU [Exeunt x3 some Servants]. +^-^ By nyo means UwU what? +ÚwÚ Edm. xDD Pewsuade ;;w;; me to x3 the muwthew of x3 youw OwO wowdship; +OwO But :3 that UwU I told ^.^ him x3 the revenging gods +^w^ 'Gainst parricides uWu did aww uWu theiw :3 thundews ÚwÚ bend; +OwO Spoke with >w< how manyifowd ÚwÚ and >w< stwong :3 a :3 bond +uWu The chiwd UwU was bound to x3 th' ^-^ fathew- ^w^ siw, uWu in uWu finye, +x3 Seeing >w< how woathwy opposite UwU I :33 stood +;;w;; To :33 his unnyatuwaw xDD puwpose, uWu in UwU feww >_> motion +With :33 his ^w^ pwepawed xDD swowd ^.^ he chawges ^.^ home +OwO My unprovided ;;w;; body, UwU wanch'd >_< minye OwO awm; +OwO But when ^.^ he saw x3 my best alarum'd ^.^ spiwits, +Bowd uWu in x3 the quawwew's wight, wous'd to x3 th' encountew, +:33 Ow >w< whethew ÚwÚ gasted ^.^ by x3 the noise UwU I made, +Full ;;w;; suddenwy ^.^ he OwO fwed. +Gwou. Let ^.^ him fwy far. +ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand UwU shaww ^.^ he wemain uncaught; +xDD And found- dispatch. uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Duke x3 my ^.^ mastew, +OwO My ÚwÚ wowthy ^-^ awch ÚwÚ and OwO patwon, x3 comes to-night. +^-^ By :33 his ÚwÚ authowity UwU I xDD wiww :3 pwocwaim >w< it +:33 That ^.^ he which ^w^ find, ^.^ him UwU shaww OwO desewve UwU ouw thanks, +>_< Bwinging x3 the murderous ^.^ caitiff to x3 the xDD stake; +>w< He :3 that >_> conceaws :3 him, death. +ÚwÚ Edm. x3 When UwU I UwU dissuaded ^.^ him from :33 his :3 intent +xDD And >_> found ^.^ him ÚwÚ pight to UwU do :33 it, with curst ÚwÚ speech +UwU I threaten'd to OwO discuvw ^.^ him. >w< He uWu wepwied, +;;w;; 'Thou >w< unpossessing ÚwÚ bastawd, dost xDD thou >_< think, +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd stand OwO against ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ wouwd x3 the ^w^ weposaw +Of xDD any ^w^ twust, virtue, ow ^.^ wowth uWu in uWu thee +^-^ Make >w< thy wowds faith'd? No. >_> What UwU I >_> shouwd UwU deny +xDD (As ÚwÚ this UwU I >w< wouwd; :33 ay, ^w^ though xDD thou :33 didst produce +OwO My xDD vewy character), UwU I'wd turn >w< it aww +;;w;; To >w< thy suggestion, >_> pwot, ÚwÚ and uWu damnyed pwactice; +xDD And xDD thou ^w^ must >_< make :3 a :3 duwwawd of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +;;w;; If ;;w;; they nyot xDD thought x3 the pwofits of x3 my :33 death +^.^ Wewe xDD vewy x3 pwegnyant ÚwÚ and potential :33 spuws +;;w;; To >_< make uWu thee >_> seek ;;w;; it.' +Gwou. :3 Stwong ÚwÚ and fast'ned :33 viwwain! +Wouwd ^.^ he UwU deny :33 his wettew? UwU I >_< nyevew ^w^ got ^.^ him. +Tucket x3 within. +Hawk, x3 the Duke's ÚwÚ twumpets! UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why ^.^ he ^w^ comes. +All ports I'll bar; x3 the viwwain UwU shaww nyot scape; +uWu The >w< Duke ^w^ must gwant ;;w;; me x3 that. :33 Besides, :33 his ^-^ pictuwe +UwU I xDD wiww >_> send uWu faw ÚwÚ and near, :3 that aww x3 the ^w^ kingdom +^-^ May uWu have >_< due ^-^ nyote of :3 him, ÚwÚ and of x3 my land, +>_> Woyaw ÚwÚ and natural ^-^ boy, I'll ^.^ wowk x3 the means +;;w;; To >_< make uWu thee capable. + +Entew ;;w;; Cownwaww, x3 Wegan, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +;;w;; Cown. How now, x3 my x3 nyobwe >w< fwiend? Since UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew +>w< (Which UwU I ^.^ can caww >_> but now) UwU I uWu have heard ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; nyews. +Weg. ;;w;; If >w< it be ^-^ twue, aww UwU vengeance x3 comes ^w^ too showt +>_< Which ^.^ can pursue x3 th' ^-^ offendew. How ÚwÚ dost, x3 my xDD wowd? +Gwou. x3 O UwU madam, x3 my ;;w;; owd >_< heawt >_> is UwU cwack'd, x3 it's crack'd! +Weg. What, uWu did x3 my father's >_< godson >_> seek x3 youw :33 wife? +>w< He ÚwÚ whom x3 my >w< fathew nam'd? uWu Youw x3 Edgaw? +Gwou. x3 O UwU wady, UwU wady, ^-^ shame ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< it >_> hid! +Weg. Was ^.^ he nyot >_< companyion with x3 the riotous :3 knyights +:33 That tend ;;w;; upon x3 my father? +Gwou. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, UwU madam. 'Tis ^w^ too ÚwÚ bad, ^w^ too UwU bad! +ÚwÚ Edm. Yes, UwU madam, ^.^ he UwU was of :3 that UwU consowt. +Weg. No :3 mawvew xDD then ^w^ though ^.^ he :3 wewe :33 iww >_< affected. +'Tis ;;w;; they uWu have put ^.^ him on x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 man's UwU death, +;;w;; To uWu have x3 th' expense ÚwÚ and uWu waste of :33 his uWu wevenyues. +UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent x3 evenying from x3 my :3 sistew +:33 Been weww inform'd of ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and with xDD such cautions +^.^ That, >_> if ;;w;; they come to ;;w;; sojouwn uWu at x3 my house, +I'll nyot be :33 thewe. +;;w;; Cown. x3 Nyow I, :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee, Wegan. +:3 Edmund, UwU I hear :3 that xDD you uWu have OwO shown x3 youw >w< fathew +^-^ A UwU chiwdwike ^w^ office. +ÚwÚ Edm. >_< 'Twas x3 my >_< duty, sir. +Gwou. >w< He uWu did OwO bewway :33 his ^-^ pwactice, ÚwÚ and weceiv'd +This ÚwÚ huwt xDD you see, :33 stwiving to >_< appwehend ^.^ him. +;;w;; Cown. Is ^.^ he pursued? +Gwou. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +;;w;; Cown. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be >_< taken, ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe +^w^ Be feaw'd of xDD doing harm. ^-^ Make x3 youw UwU own xDD puwpose, +How uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ stwength xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. For UwU you, :3 Edmund, +>_< Whose viwtue ÚwÚ and ^.^ obedience xDD doth ÚwÚ this x3 instant +^w^ So much ÚwÚ commend itself, xDD you UwU shaww be >_> ouws. +Natures of xDD such >_> deep :33 twust ^.^ we UwU shaww much need; +>_> You ^.^ we xDD fiwst x3 seize :3 on. +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU shaww serve UwU you, ^w^ siw, +^-^ Twuwy, >w< howevew ewse. +Gwou. For ^.^ him UwU I >_> thank x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +;;w;; Cown. >_> You ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why ^.^ we ^-^ came to x3 visit :3 you- +Weg. ^-^ Thus x3 out of >w< season, thweading OwO dawk-ey'd OwO nyight. +Occasions, x3 nyobwe :33 Gwoucestew, of x3 some ;;w;; poise, +^-^ Whewein ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu have use of x3 youw xDD advice. +Our >w< fathew ^.^ he hath ;;w;; wwit, UwU so hath UwU ouw ^-^ sistew, +Of differences, which UwU I best xDD thought >w< it ;;w;; fit +;;w;; To answew from UwU ouw >_> home. uWu The sevewaw xDD messengews +Fwom >w< hence >_< attend dispatch. Our ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd fwiend, +Way UwU comfowts to x3 youw x3 bosom, ÚwÚ and bestow +uWu Youw needful counsel to UwU ouw business, +>_< Which cwaves x3 the x3 instant ÚwÚ use. +Gwou. UwU I serve UwU you, UwU madam. +uWu Youw OwO Gwaces OwO awe >w< wight x3 wewcome. +:33 Exeunt. >w< Fwouwish. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +^.^ Befowe :3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. + +Entew Kent ÚwÚ and [Oswald ^w^ the] Stewawd, x3 sevewawwy. + +>_< Osw. ^-^ Good dawning to ÚwÚ thee, :3 fwiend. Awt of ÚwÚ this >_> house? +Kent. uWu Ay. +>_< Osw. Whewe OwO may ^.^ we uWu set UwU ouw horses? +Kent. xDD I' x3 th' OwO miwe. +>_< Osw. Prithee, >_> if xDD thou >_> wov'st uWu me, tell x3 me. +Kent. UwU I wuv uWu thee not. +>_< Osw. Why >w< then, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow thee. +Kent. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had uWu thee uWu in Lipsbury Pinfold, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< make uWu thee :3 cawe fow +x3 me. +>_< Osw. Why dost xDD thou use ;;w;; me >_< thus? UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee not. +Kent. ÚwÚ Fewwow, UwU I ^.^ knyow thee. +>_< Osw. >_> What dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me for? +Kent. ^-^ A knave; :3 a ^-^ wascaw; >w< an eatew of xDD bwoken ÚwÚ meats; :3 a base, :3 pwoud, +^w^ shawwow, ^.^ beggawwy, :3 thwee-suited, hundwed-pound, filthy, +:3 wowsted-stocking knave; :3 a uWu wiwy-wivew'd, UwU action-taking, whoweson, +gwass-gazing, superserviceable, >w< finyicaw rogue; +one-trunk-inheriting ;;w;; swave; one :3 that wouldst be :3 a ;;w;; bawd uWu in uWu way of +ÚwÚ good sewvice, ÚwÚ and awt >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the composition of :3 a ^-^ knyave, +beggar, xDD cowawd, pander, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< son ÚwÚ and heir of :3 a >_< mongwew UwU bitch; +one ÚwÚ whom UwU I xDD wiww xDD beat x3 into ;;w;; cwamowous >_< whinying, >_> if xDD thou UwU deny x3 the +least syllable of >w< thy >_> addition. +>_< Osw. Why, >_> what :3 a monstwous fewwow awt UwU thou, OwO thus to waiw on one +^w^ that's :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ knyown of uWu thee nor xDD knyows uWu thee! +Kent. >_> What :3 a xDD bwazen-fac'd vawwet awt UwU thou, to UwU deny xDD thou knowest me! +Is >w< it >w< two OwO days ^w^ ago xDD since UwU I xDD beat uWu thee ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twipp'd x3 up >w< thy heels +>w< befowe x3 the >_> King? [Draws :33 his swowd.] ^.^ Dwaw, xDD you UwU wogue! for, ^w^ though +>w< it be night, yet x3 the ;;w;; moon xDD shinyes. I'll >_< make :3 a xDD sop ^.^ o' x3 th' +uWu moonshinye ^.^ o' OwO you. ^.^ Dwaw, xDD you UwU whoweson cuwwionwy ^w^ bawbewmongew! +dwaw! +>_< Osw. >_> Away! UwU I uWu have >_< nyothing to UwU do with thee. +Kent. ^.^ Dwaw, xDD you rascal! >_> You come with x3 wettews OwO against x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and +OwO take >_< Vanyity x3 the OwO puppet's ÚwÚ pawt OwO against x3 the xDD woyawty of her :33 fathew. +^.^ Dwaw, xDD you :33 wogue, ow I'll UwU so >_> cawbonyado x3 youw x3 shanks! ^.^ Dwaw, xDD you +rascal! :3 Come x3 youw :3 ways! +>_< Osw. Hewp, ho! murther! :33 hewp! +Kent. UwU Stwike, xDD you x3 swave! >_> Stand, UwU wogue! >_> Stand, xDD you neat x3 swave! +Strike! :33 [Beats uWu him.] +>_< Osw. Hewp, ho! murther! murther! + +Entew :3 Edmund, with :33 his rapier x3 dwawn, :33 Gwoucestew, ;;w;; Cownwaww, +x3 Wegan, Sewvants. + +ÚwÚ Edm. How ^.^ nyow? x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? OwO Pawts [them]. +Kent. With UwU you, ^.^ goodman ^-^ boy, >w< an xDD you UwU pwease! ^.^ Come, I'll >w< fwesh ;;w;; ye! +:3 Come ;;w;; on, xDD young x3 mastew! +Gwou. OwO Weapons? >_> awms? x3 What's x3 the ;;w;; mattew hewe? +;;w;; Cown. ^w^ Keep ÚwÚ peace, ;;w;; upon x3 youw lives! +>w< He dies :3 that :33 stwikes ;;w;; again. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? +Weg. uWu The xDD messengews from UwU ouw :3 sistew ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King +;;w;; Cown. >_> What >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; diffewence? :33 Speak. +>_< Osw. UwU I ^w^ am scawce uWu in :33 bweath, x3 my OwO wowd. +Kent. No marvel, xDD you uWu have UwU so >_> bestiww'd x3 youw ;;w;; vawouw. >_> You >w< cowawdwy +^.^ wascaw, ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^-^ discwaims uWu in ÚwÚ thee; :3 a ^w^ taiwow UwU made thee. +;;w;; Cown. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a ;;w;; stwange UwU fewwow. ^-^ A ^w^ taiwow >_< make :3 a man? +Kent. Ay, :3 a :33 taiwow, sir. ^-^ A stonecutter ow :3 a paintew couwd nyot uWu have +UwU made ^.^ him UwU so UwU iww, ^w^ though ^.^ he xDD had :33 been >_> but >w< two >_> houws uWu at x3 the twade. +;;w;; Cown. ^w^ Speak ^w^ yet, >w< how ^-^ gwew x3 youw OwO quawwew? +>_< Osw. This UwU ancient ^-^ wuffian, ^w^ siw, x3 whose >w< wife UwU I uWu have xDD spaw'd +At >_> suit of :33 his ^w^ gwey >_< beawd- +Kent. ^.^ Thou UwU whoweson uWu zed! xDD thou unnecessary letter! OwO My uWu wowd, >_> if +you'ww UwU give ;;w;; me weave, UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; twead ÚwÚ this x3 unbowted viwwain x3 into +>w< mowtaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; daub x3 the OwO wawws of :3 a >_< jakes with ^.^ him. uWu 'Spawe x3 my ^w^ gwey +beawd,' xDD you wagtail? +;;w;; Cown. uWu Peace, siwwah! +>_> You OwO beastwy ^-^ knyave, ^.^ knyow xDD you nyo ^.^ wevewence? +Kent. Yes, ^w^ siw, >_> but ÚwÚ angew hath :3 a >_< pwiviwege. +;;w;; Cown. Why awt xDD thou ^.^ angwy? +Kent. :33 That xDD such :3 a ;;w;; swave >_< as ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd ^-^ weaw :3 a uWu swowd, +Who ^-^ weaws nyo x3 honyesty. >w< Such x3 smiwing rogues >_< as OwO these, +Wike OwO wats, ;;w;; oft ^-^ bite x3 the >w< howy cowds xDD atwain +>_< Which OwO awe ^w^ too :3 intwinse t' uWu unwoose; x3 smooth every passion +:33 That uWu in x3 the natures of uWu theiw wowds xDD webew, +Bring oiw to ^w^ fiwe, >w< snyow to uWu theiw ^-^ cowdew ;;w;; moods; +Renege, affirm, ÚwÚ and turn uWu theiw hawcyon ;;w;; beaks +With every gawe ÚwÚ and >_< vawy of uWu theiw mastews, +Knyowing xDD nyaught (like dogs) >_> but x3 fowwowing. +^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon x3 youw epileptic ^-^ visage! +Smile xDD you x3 my speeches, >_< as UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ^.^ foow? +Goose, >w< an UwU I xDD had xDD you ;;w;; upon ^-^ Sawum OwO Pwain, +UwU I'wd UwU dwive OwO ye ^-^ cackwing ^.^ home to :33 Camewot. +;;w;; Cown. What, awt xDD thou mad, ;;w;; owd fewwow? +Gwou. How UwU feww xDD you out? x3 Say x3 that. +Kent. No contraries howd ^.^ mowe xDD antipathy +Than UwU I ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a knave. +;;w;; Cown. Why dost xDD thou caww ^.^ him >_< knyave? >_> What >_> is :33 his xDD fauwt? +Kent. ÚwÚ His >_< countenyance likes ;;w;; me not. +;;w;; Cown. No ^.^ mowe x3 pewchance does >_> minye, ow his, ow hers. +Kent. UwU Siw, UwU 'tis x3 my occupation to be plain. +UwU I uWu have :3 seen xDD bettew faces uWu in x3 my time +Than >w< stands on xDD any shoulder :3 that UwU I >_> see +^.^ Befowe ;;w;; me uWu at ÚwÚ this ^.^ instant. +;;w;; Cown. This >_> is x3 some fewwow +UwU Who, xDD having :33 been UwU pwais'd fow >_> bwuntnyess, xDD doth affect +^-^ A ^w^ saucy ÚwÚ woughnyess, ÚwÚ and constrains x3 the :3 gawb +>_< Quite from :33 his :33 nyatuwe. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot fwattew, OwO he! +^-^ An xDD honyest ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and :33 pwain- ^.^ he ^w^ must speak :3 twuth! +^-^ An ;;w;; they xDD wiww OwO take :33 it, so; >_> if >_> nyot, uWu he's plain. +;;w;; These uWu kind of knyaves UwU I ^.^ knyow which uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< pwainnyess +^.^ Hawbouw ^.^ mowe cwaft ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe x3 cowwuptew uWu ends +Than ÚwÚ twenty uWu siwwy-ducking ÚwÚ obsewvants +:33 That stretch uWu theiw >_> duties ^w^ nyicewy. +Kent. UwU Siw, uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, uWu in sincere verity, +;;w;; Undew x3 th' :3 awwowance of x3 youw great ÚwÚ aspect, +>_< Whose ^w^ infwuence, ^.^ wike x3 the wreath of OwO wadiant fire +On flickering x3 Phoebus' uWu fwont- +;;w;; Cown. >_> What x3 mean'st ^.^ by :3 this? +Kent. ;;w;; To OwO go x3 out of x3 my OwO diawect, which xDD you OwO discommend UwU so :33 much. UwU I +knyow, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am nyo flatterer. >w< He :3 that beguiw'd xDD you uWu in :3 a uWu pwain +xDD accent UwU was :3 a uWu pwain ^-^ knyave, ^w^ which, fow x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I xDD wiww nyot be, +^w^ though UwU I >_> shouwd x3 win x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe to entweat ;;w;; me to't. +;;w;; Cown. >_> What UwU was x3 th' offence xDD you uWu gave him? +>_< Osw. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave ^.^ him ÚwÚ any. +^.^ It pleas'd x3 the ^w^ King :33 his >_< mastew xDD vewy wate +;;w;; To strike uWu at uWu me, ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> misconstwuction; +x3 When xDD he, UwU conjunct, ÚwÚ and flattering :33 his displeasure, +UwU Twipp'd ;;w;; me :3 behind; ^.^ being ;;w;; down, >_< insuwted, UwU waiw'd +xDD And put ;;w;; upon ^.^ him xDD such :3 a deal of x3 man +:33 That UwU wowthied :3 him, ^w^ got pwaises of x3 the ^w^ King +For ^.^ him uWu attempting who UwU was self-subdu'd; +^.^ And, uWu in x3 the UwU fweshment of ÚwÚ this xDD dwead ^w^ expwoit, +^.^ Dwew on ;;w;; me OwO hewe ;;w;; again. +Kent. ^-^ Nyonye of these rogues ÚwÚ and ^w^ cowawds +OwO But ^.^ Ajax >_> is uWu theiw xDD foow. +;;w;; Cown. ^-^ Fetch fowth x3 the x3 stocks! +>_> You ^-^ stubbown UwU ancient ^-^ knyave, xDD you reverent :3 bwaggawt, +^-^ We'ww >_< teach :3 you- +Kent. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ;;w;; owd to UwU weawn. +;;w;; Caww nyot x3 youw stocks fow x3 me. UwU I serve x3 the uWu King; +On x3 whose >w< empwoyment UwU I UwU was sent to OwO you. +>_> You UwU shaww UwU do UwU smaww wespect, x3 show ^w^ too bold malice +^w^ Against x3 the xDD gwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewson of x3 my ^.^ mastew, +Stocking :33 his :3 messengew. +;;w;; Cown. ^-^ Fetch fowth x3 the x3 stocks! ;;w;; As UwU I uWu have >w< wife ÚwÚ and honyouw, +>_> Thewe UwU shaww ^.^ he sit >w< tiww xDD nyoon. +Weg. Tiww noon? Tiww night, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and aww >w< nyight ;;w;; too! +Kent. Why, UwU madam, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe x3 youw father's dog, +>_> You >_> shouwd nyot use ;;w;; me :3 so. +Weg. UwU Siw, ^.^ being :33 his ^-^ knyave, UwU I :33 wiww. +;;w;; Cown. This >_> is :3 a fewwow of x3 the x3 sewfsame colour +Our :3 sistew xDD speaks uWu of. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing OwO away x3 the x3 stocks! +;;w;; Stocks ^.^ bwought OwO out. +Gwou. Let ;;w;; me :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace nyot to UwU do :3 so. +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; fauwt >_> is ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ King :33 his >_< mastew +Will ^.^ check ^.^ him xDD fow't. uWu Youw ÚwÚ puwpos'd wow correction +Is xDD such >_< as ^w^ basest ÚwÚ and :3 contemn'dest ÚwÚ wwetches +For piwf'wings ÚwÚ and UwU most ^w^ common :33 twespasses +^w^ Awe punyish'd with. uWu The ^w^ King ^w^ must OwO take >w< it :33 iww +:33 That xDD he, UwU so swightwy vawued uWu in :33 his ^w^ messengew, +Should uWu have ^.^ him OwO thus ^w^ westwain'd. +;;w;; Cown. I'll answew x3 that. +Weg. OwO My :3 sistew OwO may receive >w< it much ^.^ mowe ^-^ wowse, +;;w;; To uWu have her ÚwÚ gentweman ÚwÚ abus'd, uWu assauwted, +For fowwowing her x3 affaiws. >_> Put uWu in :33 his legs.- +[Kent >_> is put uWu in x3 the :33 stocks.] +^.^ Come, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, xDD away. +Exeunt [all >_> but uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Kent]. +Gwou. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy fow ÚwÚ thee, :3 fwiend. 'Tis x3 the Duke's x3 pweasuwe, +>_< Whose uWu disposition, aww x3 the wowwd weww ;;w;; knyows, +Will nyot be rubb'd nor ^.^ stopp'd. I'll entweat fow thee. +Kent. >_> Pway UwU do >_> nyot, sir. UwU I uWu have UwU watch'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ twaveww'd hard. +;;w;; Some time UwU I UwU shaww :33 sweep ^.^ out, x3 the xDD west I'll >_< whistwe. +^-^ A ÚwÚ good :33 man's :3 fowtunye OwO may gwow x3 out uWu at xDD heews. +Give xDD you ÚwÚ good OwO mowwow! +Gwou. uWu The >w< Duke ^-^ 's to uWu bwame uWu in >_< this; 'twill be :33 iww >_< taken. +ÚwÚ Exit. +Kent. ^-^ Good OwO King, :3 that ^w^ must approve x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; saw, +^.^ Thou x3 out of heaven's benediction UwU com'st +;;w;; To x3 the wawm >_< sun! +uWu Appwoach, xDD thou OwO beacon to ÚwÚ this :33 undew ^.^ gwobe, +:33 That ^.^ by >w< thy >w< comfowtabwe beams UwU I OwO may +Peruse ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. Nyothing almost sees miracles +OwO But OwO misewy. UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis from Cowdewia, +Who hath UwU most fortunately :33 been inform'd +Of x3 my obscured couwse- ÚwÚ and [weads] 'shaww find time +Fwom ÚwÚ this enormous state, UwU seeking to UwU give +^w^ Wosses uWu theiw remedies'- All ÚwÚ weawy ÚwÚ and o'ewwatch'd, +^.^ Take vantage, x3 heavy ^w^ eyes, nyot to behowd +This >_> shamefuw ÚwÚ wodging. +ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; ;;w;; smiwe >_> once >_> mowe, turn >w< thy UwU wheew. +UwU Sweeps. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +uWu The open country. + +Entew :3 Edgaw. + +ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I heard mysewf pwocwaim'd, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ happy OwO howwow of :3 a twee +Escap'd x3 the UwU hunt. No ^.^ powt >_> is >w< fwee, nyo :33 pwace +:33 That xDD guawd ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< unyusuaw ^w^ vigiwance +ÚwÚ Does nyot >_< attend x3 my >w< taking. Whiwes UwU I OwO may UwU scape, +UwU I xDD wiww pwesewve >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and ^w^ am uWu bethought +;;w;; To OwO take x3 the ^w^ basest ÚwÚ and UwU most poowest xDD shape +:33 That OwO evew xDD penyuwy, uWu in x3 contempt of ^w^ man, +Bwought nyeaw to beast. OwO My OwO face I'll UwU gwime with >_< fiwth, +Blanket x3 my >_< woins, elf aww x3 my >_< haiw uWu in UwU knyots, +xDD And with pwesented ÚwÚ nyakednyess outface +uWu The >_< winds ÚwÚ and persecutions of x3 the x3 sky. +uWu The countwy ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me xDD pwoof ÚwÚ and xDD pwecedent +Of Bedwam beggaws, who, with xDD woawing UwU voices, +OwO Stwike uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ nyumb'd ÚwÚ and >_< mowtified OwO bawe :3 awms +UwU Pins, ÚwÚ wooden ^.^ pwicks, nyaiws, spwigs of wosemawy; +xDD And with ÚwÚ this howwibwe ÚwÚ object, from wow >_< fawms, +OwO Poow >_< pewting villages, >_> sheepcotes, ÚwÚ and mills, +:3 Sometime with wunyatic UwU bans, ÚwÚ sometime with pwayews, +Enforce uWu theiw charity. 'Poor ÚwÚ Tuwwygod! poor :3 Tom!' +>w< That's ^-^ something UwU yet! :33 Edgaw UwU I >_< nyothing am. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +^.^ Befowe :3 Gwoucestew's Castwe; Kent uWu in x3 the ^w^ stocks. + +Entew Lear, Fool, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gentweman. + +>w< Weaw. 'Tis ;;w;; stwange :3 that ;;w;; they >_> shouwd UwU so ÚwÚ depawt from ^.^ home, +xDD And nyot >_> send back x3 my :3 messengew. +>_> Gent. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ weawn'd, +uWu The >w< nyight >w< befowe there UwU was nyo OwO puwpose uWu in them +Of ÚwÚ this OwO wemuv. +Kent. Hail to ÚwÚ thee, x3 nyobwe x3 mastew! +>w< Weaw. uWu Ha! +^w^ Mak'st xDD thou ÚwÚ this ^-^ shame >w< thy pastime? +Kent. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ Foow. >w< Ha, :33 ha! look! ^.^ he ^-^ weaws UwU cwuew xDD gawtews. >_> Howses OwO awe tied ^.^ by x3 the +head, ^.^ dogs ÚwÚ and bears ^.^ by x3 th' neck, :33 monkeys ^.^ by x3 th' >_< woins, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men +^.^ by x3 th' wegs. x3 When :3 a :33 man's x3 uvw-wusty uWu at ^.^ wegs, xDD then ^.^ he ^-^ weaws +ÚwÚ wooden xDD nyethew-stocks. +>w< Weaw. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that hath UwU so much >w< thy :33 pwace >_> mistook +;;w;; To uWu set uWu thee hewe? +Kent. ^.^ It >_> is both ^.^ he ÚwÚ and she- +uWu Youw >_< son ÚwÚ and >w< daughtew. +>w< Weaw. No. +Kent. x3 Yes. +>w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, UwU I :3 say. +Kent. UwU I >_> say ^-^ yea. +>w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, no, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd ^w^ nyot! +Kent. Yes, ;;w;; they :3 have. +>w< Weaw. ^-^ By Jupiter, UwU I >_< sweaw no! +Kent. ^-^ By >_< Junyo, UwU I >_< sweaw :3 ay! +>w< Weaw. ^-^ They x3 duwst nyot OwO do't; +^-^ They ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, couwd nyot >_< do't. 'Tis xDD wowse than muwthew +;;w;; To UwU do ;;w;; upon wespect xDD such :3 viowent >_> outwage. +Resolve ;;w;; me with aww :3 modest ^.^ haste which uWu way +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ mightst OwO desewve ow ;;w;; they :3 impose ÚwÚ this ;;w;; usage, +OwO Coming from >_> us. +Kent. OwO My uWu wowd, when uWu at uWu theiw ^.^ home +UwU I uWu did ÚwÚ commend x3 youw Highness' x3 wettews to ÚwÚ them, +Ere UwU I UwU was ^.^ wisen from x3 the :33 pwace :3 that ^w^ show'd +OwO My >_> duty knyeewing, ^-^ came there :3 a weeking ÚwÚ post, +>_< Stew'd uWu in :33 his xDD haste, half breathless, ;;w;; panting fowth +Fwom uWu Gonyewiw :33 his mistwess :3 sawutations; +>_> Dewivew'd letters, x3 spite of xDD intewmission, +>_< Which presently ;;w;; they ÚwÚ wead; on x3 whose contents, +^-^ They summon'd x3 up uWu theiw meiny, ^w^ stwaight >_> took horse, +x3 Commanded ;;w;; me to ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ and >_< attend +uWu The leisure of uWu theiw ÚwÚ answew, uWu gave ;;w;; me UwU cowd looks, +xDD And meeting OwO hewe x3 the othew ^w^ messengew, +>_< Whose wewcome UwU I ^-^ pewceiv'd xDD had OwO poison'd ^-^ minye- +uWu Being x3 the xDD vewy fewwow which of wate +Dispway'd UwU so ^w^ sauciwy OwO against x3 youw :3 Highnyess- +>_> Having ^.^ mowe x3 man than wit about uWu me, :3 dwew. +>w< He >_> wais'd x3 the ;;w;; house with ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ and x3 cowawd ^w^ cwies. +uWu Youw >_< son ÚwÚ and daughter >_> found ÚwÚ this trespass ^.^ wowth +uWu The ^-^ shame which OwO hewe >w< it ^.^ suffews. +^w^ Foow. UwU Wintew's nyot >_> gonye ^w^ yet, >_> if x3 the >w< wiwd ^.^ geese fwy :3 that >_> way. + +x3 Fathews :3 that ^-^ weaw rags +Do >_< make uWu theiw x3 chiwdwen :33 bwind; +OwO But uWu fathews :3 that UwU beaw ;;w;; bags +Shall >_> see uWu theiw x3 chiwdwen kind. +ÚwÚ Fowtunye, :3 that uWu awwant ^-^ whowe, +Nye'ew tuwns x3 the OwO key to x3 th' :3 poow. + +OwO But fow aww uWu this, xDD thou shalt uWu have >_< as UwU many dowouws fow >w< thy +>_> daughtews >_< as xDD thou ;;w;; canst tell uWu in :3 a year. +>w< Weaw. >_< O, >w< how ÚwÚ this mothew ^-^ swewws x3 up toward x3 my :33 heawt! +Hystewica OwO passio! Down, xDD thou ^-^ cwimbing ÚwÚ sowwow! +x3 Thy >_> ewement's ^.^ bewow! Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this daughter? +Kent. With x3 the Eaww, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe x3 within. +>w< Weaw. Follow ;;w;; me x3 nyot; +OwO Stay hewe. ÚwÚ Exit. +>_> Gent. Made xDD you nyo ^.^ mowe offence >_> but >_> what xDD you speak UwU of? +Kent. None. +How chance x3 the ^w^ King x3 comes with UwU so UwU smaww :3 a :33 nyumbew? +^w^ Foow. ^-^ An xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been uWu set :33 i' x3 th' stocks fow :3 that ^.^ question, +ÚwÚ thou'dst weww OwO desewv'd :3 it. +Kent. Why, ^.^ foow? +^w^ Foow. ^-^ We'ww uWu set uWu thee to OwO schoow to >w< an ant, to >_< teach uWu thee there's nyo +labouring :33 i' x3 th' winter. All :3 that ;;w;; fowwow uWu theiw :33 nyoses OwO awe x3 wed ^.^ by +uWu theiw eyes >_> but ^w^ bwind men, ÚwÚ and there's nyot :3 a x3 nyose ^-^ among ÚwÚ twenty +>_> but ^.^ can smell ^.^ him ^w^ that's stinking. Let OwO go >w< thy howd when :3 a great +wheew wuns down :3 a >w< hiww, xDD west >w< it bweak >w< thy x3 nyeck with fowwowing +uWu it; >_> but x3 the great one :3 that xDD goes upward, wet ^.^ him dwaw uWu thee >w< aftew. +x3 When :3 a uWu wise x3 man ;;w;; gives uWu thee xDD bettew counsew, UwU give ;;w;; me >_< minye ;;w;; again. UwU I +^.^ wouwd uWu have >_< nyonye >_> but knyaves ;;w;; fowwow :33 it, xDD since :3 a >w< foow ;;w;; gives :3 it. +:33 That ^w^ siw which sewves ÚwÚ and >_> seeks fow :33 gain, +xDD And xDD fowwows >_> but fow ÚwÚ fowm, +Will OwO pack when >w< it ÚwÚ begins to xDD wain +xDD And OwO weave uWu thee uWu in x3 the storm. +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_< tawwy; x3 the >w< foow xDD wiww ;;w;; stay, +xDD And wet x3 the uWu wise x3 man fwy. +uWu The x3 knyave tuwns >w< foow :3 that wuns :3 away; +uWu The >w< foow nyo ^-^ knyave, uWu pewdy. +Kent. Whewe weawn'd xDD you uWu this, ^.^ foow? +^w^ Foow. ÚwÚ Nyot :33 i' x3 th' uWu stocks, xDD foow. + +Entew :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and uWu Gwoucestew + +>w< Weaw. >w< Deny to speak with me? ^-^ They OwO awe >_< sick? ;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ weawy? +^-^ They uWu have ^w^ twaveww'd aww x3 the night? Mere uWu fetches- +uWu The UwU images of ;;w;; wevowt ÚwÚ and uWu fwying off! +^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me :3 a xDD bettew answer. +Gwou. OwO My uWu deaw uWu wowd, +>_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the fiery ;;w;; quawity of x3 the ;;w;; Duke, +How unremovable ÚwÚ and fix'd ^.^ he >_> is +^w^ In :33 his UwU own course. +>w< Weaw. :33 Vengeance! UwU pwague! ;;w;; death! UwU confusion! +x3 Fiewy? >_> What x3 quawity? Why, :33 Gwoucestew, :33 Gwoucestew, +UwU I'wd speak with x3 the >w< Duke of >_> Cownwaww ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 wife. +Gwou. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have inform'd them :3 so. +>w< Weaw. uWu Infowm'd them? uWu Dost xDD thou understand uWu me, man? +Gwou. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +>w< Weaw. uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ wouwd speak with ÚwÚ Cownwaww; x3 the uWu deaw >w< fathew +Wouwd with :33 his daughter :3 speak, ;;w;; commands her service. +^w^ Awe ;;w;; they inform'd of :3 this? OwO My UwU bweath ÚwÚ and UwU bwood! +x3 Fiewy? x3 the fiery Duke? Teww x3 the :3 hot >w< Duke >_< that- +:3 Nyo, >_> but nyot UwU yet! ^-^ May be ^.^ he >_> is nyot well. +Infirmity xDD doth still >_> nyegwect aww ^.^ office +:33 Wheweto UwU ouw ^.^ heawth >_> is UwU bound. We OwO awe nyot ouwsewves +x3 When nyatuwe, ^.^ being >w< oppwess'd, ;;w;; commands x3 the ^-^ mind +;;w;; To suffew with x3 the body. I'll >_< fowbeaw; +xDD And ^w^ am ;;w;; fawwen x3 out with x3 my ^.^ mowe headier :33 wiww, +;;w;; To OwO take x3 the OwO indispos'd ÚwÚ and >_> sickwy ;;w;; fit +For x3 the >_> sound >_< man.- >_> Death on x3 my ;;w;; state! ÚwÚ Whewefowe +Should be sit hewe? This ;;w;; act pewsuades ;;w;; me +:33 That ÚwÚ this remotion of x3 the >w< Duke ÚwÚ and her +Is pwactice onwy. Give ;;w;; me x3 my xDD sewvant forth. +Go tell x3 the >w< Duke ÚwÚ and ^-^ 's >w< wife UwU I'wd speak with OwO them- +>_> Nyow, presently. x3 Bid them come fowth ÚwÚ and hear uWu me, +:33 Ow uWu at uWu theiw x3 chambew doow I'll xDD beat x3 the drum +Tiww >w< it cwy :33 sweep to death. +Gwou. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have aww weww betwixt OwO you. ÚwÚ Exit. +>w< Weaw. x3 O uWu me, x3 my uWu heawt, x3 my ;;w;; wising :33 heawt! OwO But ^-^ down! +^w^ Foow. Cwy to :33 it, ^-^ nyuncwe, >_< as x3 the UwU cocknyey uWu did to x3 the eews when ^.^ she +put x3 'em :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ paste alive. :33 She knyapp'd x3 'em ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ coxcombs with +:3 a OwO stick ÚwÚ and cried OwO 'Down, OwO wantons, down!' >_< 'Twas her ÚwÚ bwothew :3 that, +uWu in puwe OwO kindnyess to :33 his horse, >_> buttewed :33 his hay. + +Entew ;;w;; Cownwaww, x3 Wegan, :33 Gwoucestew, Sewvants. + +>w< Weaw. ^-^ Good mowwow to xDD you xDD both. +;;w;; Cown. Hail to x3 youw Grace! +Kent OwO hewe uWu set uWu at OwO wibewty. +Weg. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. +>w< Weaw. x3 Wegan, UwU I think xDD you >_< awe; UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what reason +UwU I uWu have to think :3 so. ;;w;; If xDD thou shouwdst nyot be gwad, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 divowce ;;w;; me from >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's ;;w;; tomb, +x3 Sepuwchwing >w< an aduwtwess. :33 [To UwU Kent] >_< O, OwO awe xDD you >w< fwee? +;;w;; Some othew time fow ÚwÚ that.- >_< Bewuvd x3 Wegan, +x3 Thy OwO sistew's nyaught. x3 O x3 Wegan, ^.^ she hath tied +>_< Shawp-tooth'd ;;w;; unkindnyess, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 vuwtuwe, here! +ÚwÚ [Ways :33 his uWu hand on :33 his ^w^ heawt.] +UwU I ^.^ can scawce speak to thee. Thou'lt nyot ^-^ bewieve +With >w< how deprav'd :3 a :33 quawity- x3 O Regan! +Weg. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, OwO take OwO patience. UwU I uWu have UwU hope +>_> You less ^.^ knyow >w< how to value her desewt +Than ^.^ she to :3 scant her duty. +>w< Weaw. Say, >w< how >_> is ^-^ that? +Weg. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think x3 my :3 sistew uWu in x3 the least +Wouwd fail her xDD obwigation. If, ^w^ siw, x3 pewchance +:33 She uWu have >_< westwain'd x3 the wiots of x3 youw ÚwÚ fowwowews, +'Tis on xDD such ground, ÚwÚ and to xDD such whowesome ^w^ end, +;;w;; As clears her from aww blame. +>w< Weaw. OwO My cuwses on >_> hew! +Weg. >_< O, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe old! +ÚwÚ Nyatuwe uWu in xDD you >w< stands on x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; vewge +Of her uWu confinye. >_> You >_> shouwd be >w< wuw'd, ÚwÚ and x3 wed +^-^ By x3 some discretion :3 that ^.^ discewns x3 youw >w< state +uWu Bettew than xDD you OwO youwsewf. Therefore UwU I pray xDD you +:33 That to UwU ouw :3 sistew xDD you UwU do >_< make OwO wetuwn; +x3 Say xDD you uWu have wrong'd hew, sir. +>w< Weaw. ;;w;; Ask her UwU fowgivenyess? +Do xDD you >_> but mark >w< how ÚwÚ this x3 becomes x3 the ;;w;; house: +ÚwÚ 'Deaw ^w^ daughtew, UwU I x3 confess :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ owd. uWu [Knyeews.] +Age >_> is unnecessary. On x3 my knees UwU I ÚwÚ beg +:33 That you'ww x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me :33 waiment, ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and uWu food.' +Weg. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, nyo uWu mowe! ;;w;; These OwO awe ^-^ unsightwy ^w^ twicks. +Return xDD you to x3 my sister. +>w< Weaw. [rises] Nyevew, Regan! +:33 She hath :3 abated ;;w;; me of half x3 my >_< twain; +Wook'd black ;;w;; upon OwO me; >w< stwuck ;;w;; me with her ;;w;; tongue, +:3 Most uWu sewpent-wike, ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; heawt. +All x3 the ^.^ stow'd x3 vengeances of heaven faww +On her UwU ingwatefuw OwO top! OwO Stwike her xDD young xDD bonyes, +>_> You :3 taking >_> aiws, with ÚwÚ wamenyess! +;;w;; Cown. OwO Fie, ^w^ siw, fie! +>w< Weaw. >_> You >_< nyimbwe wightnyings, ^.^ dawt x3 youw bwinding flames +^.^ Into her ÚwÚ scownfuw xDD eyes! Infect her >w< beauty, +>_> You :3 fen-suck'd x3 fogs, drawn ^.^ by x3 the x3 pow'wfuw sun, +;;w;; To faww ÚwÚ and bwast her ^.^ pwide! +Weg. x3 O x3 the bwest ^-^ gods! UwU so xDD wiww xDD you ÚwÚ wish on ;;w;; me +x3 When x3 the >_< wash ^w^ mood >_> is :3 on. +>w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, x3 Wegan, xDD thou shalt >_< nyevew uWu have x3 my cuwse. +x3 Thy tendew-hefted ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU shaww nyot UwU give +uWu Thee ^-^ o'ew to harshness. :3 Hew eyes OwO awe UwU fiewce; >_> but ^.^ thinye +Do comfort, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 buwn. 'Tis nyot uWu in uWu thee +;;w;; To >_< gwudge x3 my UwU pweasuwes, to :3 cut x3 off x3 my twain, +;;w;; To >w< bandy >_> hasty wowds, to :3 scant x3 my :3 sizes, +^.^ And, uWu in conclusion, to ;;w;; oppose x3 the OwO bowt +^w^ Against x3 my xDD coming ^.^ in. ^.^ Thou xDD bettew ^w^ knyow'st +uWu The ;;w;; offices of nyatuwe, :3 bond of >_< chiwdhood, +Effects of couwtesy, dues of >_< gwatitude. +x3 Thy half ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ kingdom x3 hast xDD thou nyot >w< fowgot, +^-^ Whewein UwU I uWu thee x3 endow'd. +Weg. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, to x3 th' puwpose. +Tucket x3 within. +>w< Weaw. Who put x3 my x3 man :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; stocks? +;;w;; Cown. >_> What twumpet's ^-^ that? +Weg. UwU I knyow't- x3 my sistew's. This >_> appwuvs her letter, +:33 That ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >w< soon be hewe. + +Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +Is x3 youw uWu wady come? +>w< Weaw. This >_> is :3 a :33 swave, x3 whose easy-bowwowed >_< pwide +Dwells uWu in x3 the >_> fickwe xDD gwace of her ^.^ he :3 fowwows. +Out, vawwet, from x3 my ;;w;; sight! +;;w;; Cown. >_> What means x3 youw Gwace? + +Entew ^-^ Gonyewiw. + +>w< Weaw. Who stock'd x3 my servant? x3 Wegan, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ good UwU hope +^.^ Thou :33 didst nyot ^.^ knyow ;;w;; on't.- Who x3 comes hewe? x3 O OwO heavens! +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do wuv ;;w;; owd men, >_> if x3 youw x3 sweet xDD sway +x3 Awwow x3 obedience- >_> if youwsewves OwO awe :3 owd, +^-^ Make >w< it x3 youw >w< cause! >_< Send ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 my x3 pawt! +:33 [To >_< Gonyewiw] Awt nyot >w< asham'd to wook ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this beawd?- +x3 O x3 Wegan, wiwt xDD thou OwO take her ^.^ by x3 the hand? +Gon. Why nyot ^.^ by x3 th' uWu hand, UwU siw? How uWu have UwU I >_< offended? +^-^ Aww's nyot offence :3 that indiscwetion ÚwÚ finds +xDD And ^.^ dotage terms :3 so. +>w< Weaw. x3 O :33 sides, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too ^-^ tough! +Will xDD you yet ;;w;; howd? How ^-^ came x3 my x3 man :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; stocks? +;;w;; Cown. UwU I uWu set ^.^ him thewe, siw; >_> but :33 his UwU own disowdews +Desewv'd much less advancement. +>w< Weaw. >_> You? Did you? +Weg. UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ being ÚwÚ weak, xDD seem :3 so. +If, >w< tiww x3 the xDD expiwation of x3 youw ;;w;; month, +>_> You xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sojouwn with x3 my ^-^ sistew, +^-^ Dismissing half x3 youw twain, come xDD then to x3 me. +UwU I ^w^ am nyow from ^.^ home, ÚwÚ and x3 out of :3 that x3 pwovision +>_< Which UwU shaww be needful fow x3 youw >w< entewtainment. +>w< Weaw. Return to hew, ÚwÚ and :33 fifty ;;w;; men uWu dismiss'd? +:3 Nyo, rather UwU I ^.^ abjuwe aww :33 woofs, ÚwÚ and choose +;;w;; To xDD wage OwO against x3 the >_< enmity ^.^ o' x3 th' air, +;;w;; To be :3 a ^.^ comwade with x3 the OwO wowf ÚwÚ and owl- +:33 Nyecessity's ^-^ shawp ^.^ pinch! Return with OwO hew? +Why, x3 the ÚwÚ hot-bwooded >_< Fwance, :3 that :33 dowewwess >_> took +Our xDD youngest born, UwU I couwd >_< as weww be ^.^ bwought +;;w;; To knyee :33 his throne, x3 and, squiwe-wike, >w< pension ÚwÚ beg +;;w;; To >_< keep UwU base >w< wife UwU afoot. Return with OwO hew? +xDD Pewsuade ;;w;; me rather to be ;;w;; swave ÚwÚ and ^w^ sumptew +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this :3 detested groom. OwO [Points uWu at Oswald.] +Gon. At x3 youw ^w^ choice, sir. +>w< Weaw. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^w^ daughtew, UwU do nyot >_< make ;;w;; me >_> mad. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> twoubwe ÚwÚ thee, x3 my child; farewell. +^-^ We'ww nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ meet, nyo ^.^ mowe >_> see one anyothew. +OwO But yet xDD thou awt x3 my OwO fwesh, x3 my bwood, x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; +:33 Ow rather :3 a ÚwÚ disease ^w^ that's uWu in x3 my OwO fwesh, +>_< Which UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds caww ^w^ minye. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a boil, +^-^ A pwague :33 sowe, >w< an :33 embossed cawbuncwe +^w^ In x3 my cowwupted blood. OwO But I'll nyot UwU chide thee. +Let ^-^ shame come when >w< it :33 wiww, UwU I UwU do nyot caww :3 it. +UwU I UwU do nyot bid x3 the >w< Thundew-beawew >w< shoot +x3 Nyow tell ;;w;; tawes of uWu thee to UwU high-judging uWu Juv. +Mend when xDD thou >_> canst; be xDD bettew uWu at >w< thy leisure; +UwU I ^.^ can be *giggles shyly* patient, UwU I ^.^ can xDD stay with x3 Wegan, +UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 hundwed >_< knyights. +Weg. ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; awtogethew :3 so. +UwU I >_> wook'd nyot fow xDD you ^w^ yet, nor ^w^ am x3 pwovided +For x3 youw ;;w;; fit x3 wewcome. Give eaw, ^w^ siw, to x3 my x3 sistew; +For UwU those :3 that mingwe reason with x3 youw passion +:3 Must be :3 content to think xDD you :3 owd, ÚwÚ and OwO so- +OwO But ^.^ she xDD knyows >_> what ^.^ she does. +>w< Weaw. Is ÚwÚ this weww :33 spoken? +Weg. UwU I dawe OwO avouch :33 it, sir. What, :33 fifty :33 fowwowews? +Is >w< it nyot ^.^ weww? >_> What >_> shouwd xDD you >_< nyeed of UwU mowe? +Yea, ow UwU so UwU many, sith :3 that both :3 chawge ÚwÚ and danger +^w^ Speak uWu 'gainst UwU so great :3 a :33 nyumbew? How uWu in one ;;w;; house +Should UwU many >_> peopwe, :33 undew >w< two UwU commands, +:33 Howd ^.^ amity? 'Tis hard; almost >_> impossibwe. +Gon. Why ^w^ might nyot UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, receive ;;w;; attendance +Fwom UwU those :3 that ^.^ she ;;w;; cawws x3 sewvants, ow from mine? +Weg. Why >_> nyot, x3 my xDD wowd? ;;w;; If xDD then ;;w;; they chanc'd to ^w^ swack :3 ye, +We couwd contwow OwO them. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww come to ;;w;; me +:3 (Fow nyow UwU I ^w^ spy :3 a >_> dangew), UwU I entweat xDD you +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing >_> but five-and-twenty. ;;w;; To nyo ^.^ mowe +Will UwU I UwU give :33 pwace ow OwO nyotice. +>w< Weaw. UwU I uWu gave xDD you ;;w;; aww- +Weg. xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ good time xDD you uWu gave :3 it! +>w< Weaw. Made xDD you x3 my >_> guawdians, x3 my ;;w;; depositawies; +OwO But :33 kept :3 a wesewvation to be fowwowed +With xDD such :3 a nyumbew. What, ^w^ must UwU I come to xDD you +With five-and-twenty, xDD Wegan? :33 Said xDD you so? +Weg. xDD And ÚwÚ speak't again x3 my OwO wowd. No ^.^ mowe with x3 me. +>w< Weaw. >w< Those wicked ^-^ cweatuwes yet UwU do wook weww-favouw'd +x3 When ;;w;; othews OwO awe ^.^ mowe >_> wicked; nyot ^.^ being x3 the worst +Stands uWu in x3 some rank of ;;w;; pwaise. :33 [To >_< Gonyewiw] I'll OwO go with thee. +x3 Thy :33 fifty yet xDD doth :3 doubwe five-and-twenty, +xDD And xDD thou awt twice her love. +Gon. :33 Heaw, uWu me, x3 my OwO wowd. +>_> What >_< nyeed xDD you five-and-twenty, x3 ten, ow ÚwÚ five, +;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow uWu in :3 a ;;w;; house :3 whewe twice UwU so UwU many +:3 Have :3 a ÚwÚ command to tend you? +Weg. >_> What >_< nyeed onye? +>w< Weaw. >_< O, reason nyot x3 the UwU nyeed! Our ^w^ basest x3 beggaws +^w^ Awe uWu in x3 the poowest ^.^ thing superfluous. +x3 Awwow nyot ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ nyatuwe :33 nyeeds, +uWu Man's >w< wife >_> is cheap >_< as beast's. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a ;;w;; wady: +;;w;; If >w< onwy to OwO go wawm :3 wewe ^-^ gowgeous, +Why, ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< nyeeds nyot >_> what xDD thou gowgeous ^.^ weaw'st +>_< Which uWu scawcewy keeps uWu thee OwO wawm. But, fow true uWu nyeed- +>_> You >w< heavens, UwU give ;;w;; me :3 that patience, uWu patience UwU I UwU nyeed! +>_> You >_> see ;;w;; me UwU hewe, xDD you uWu gods, :3 a poor ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, +;;w;; As full of grief >_< as >_> age; wwetched uWu in xDD both. +;;w;; If >w< it be xDD you :3 that stiws these >_> daughtews' heawts +^w^ Against uWu theiw ÚwÚ fathew, >w< foow ;;w;; me nyot UwU so much +;;w;; To UwU beaw >w< it OwO tamewy; :33 touch ;;w;; me with x3 nyobwe anger, +xDD And wet nyot x3 women's ^.^ weapons, UwU watew ÚwÚ dwops, +>_< Stain x3 my :33 man's cheeks! :3 Nyo, xDD you unnyatuwaw >_> hags! +UwU I xDD wiww uWu have xDD such :33 wevenges on xDD you both +:33 That aww x3 the wowwd shaww- UwU I xDD wiww UwU do xDD such UwU things- +>_> What ;;w;; they OwO awe ^w^ yet, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but ;;w;; they UwU shaww be +uWu The terrors of x3 the ÚwÚ eawth! >_> You think I'll >_> weep. +:3 Nyo, I'll nyot >_> weep. +UwU I uWu have full cause of weeping, >_> but ÚwÚ this >_< heawt +Shall bweak x3 into :3 a :3 hundwed thousand ^w^ fwaws +:33 Ow ere I'll >_> weep. x3 O x3 foow, UwU I UwU shaww OwO go OwO mad! +Exeunt Lear, :33 Gwoucestew, UwU Kent, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Foow. Storm ÚwÚ and +;;w;; tempest. +;;w;; Cown. Let >_> us :3 withdwaw; 'twill be :3 a storm. +Weg. This ;;w;; house >_> is UwU wittwe; x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man ÚwÚ and ^-^ 's OwO peopwe +UwU Cannyot be weww >w< bestow'd. +Gon. 'Tis :33 his UwU own ^w^ bwame; hath put >_< himsewf from xDD west +xDD And ^w^ must >_< nyeeds >_> taste :33 his ^w^ fowwy. +Weg. For :33 his UwU pawticuwaw, I'll receive ^.^ him xDD gwadwy, +OwO But nyot one uWu fowwowew. +Gon. ^w^ So ^w^ am UwU I :3 puwpos'd. +Whewe >_> is x3 my Lord of ^.^ Gwoucestew? +;;w;; Cown. Followed x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man forth. + +Entew ^.^ Gwoucestew. + +>w< He >_> is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. +Gwou. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is uWu in xDD high x3 wage. +;;w;; Cown. x3 Whithew >_> is ^.^ he xDD going? +Gwou. >w< He ;;w;; cawws to horse, >_> but xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot whither. +;;w;; Cown. 'Tis best to UwU give ^.^ him way; ^.^ he weads himself. +Gon. OwO My uWu wowd, entweat ^.^ him ^.^ by nyo means to >_< stay. +Gwou. xDD Awack, x3 the >w< nyight x3 comes ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and x3 the bleak >_< winds +Do sowewy OwO wuffwe. For UwU many >_< miwes about +>_> Thewe's scawce :3 a :3 bush. +Weg. >_< O, ^w^ siw, to ^.^ wiwfuw ;;w;; men +uWu The x3 injuwies :3 that ;;w;; they x3 themsewves ;;w;; pwocuwe +:3 Must be uWu theiw OwO schoowmastews. ÚwÚ Shut x3 up x3 youw x3 doows. +>w< He >_> is ^w^ attended with :3 a despewate twain, +xDD And >_> what ;;w;; they OwO may >w< incense ^.^ him ^.^ to, ^.^ being ^-^ apt +;;w;; To uWu have :33 his ear ÚwÚ abus'd, ^.^ wisdom UwU bids ;;w;; feaw. +;;w;; Cown. ÚwÚ Shut x3 up x3 youw doows, x3 my wowd: UwU 'tis :3 a >w< wiwd OwO nyight. +OwO My uWu Wegan uWu counsews well. :3 Come x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' storm. 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Contending with x3 the fwetfuw elements; +:3 Bids x3 the wind ^w^ bwow x3 the ^.^ eawth x3 into x3 the :33 sea, +:33 Ow sweww x3 the cuwwed watews xDD 'buv x3 the ^-^ main, +:33 That ^.^ things ^w^ might change ow cease; tears :33 his ^-^ white hair, +>_< Which x3 the ;;w;; impetuous xDD bwasts, with >_< eyewess rage, +Catch uWu in uWu theiw UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and >_< make >_< nyothing OwO of; +:33 Stwives uWu in :33 his xDD wittwe wowwd of x3 man to UwU outscown +uWu The ;;w;; to-and-fwo-confwicting wind ÚwÚ and >_< wain. +This night, wherein x3 the cub-dwawn UwU beaw ^.^ wouwd couch, +uWu The wion ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 bewwy-pinched OwO wowf +^w^ Keep uWu theiw >_< fuw ^.^ dwy, :3 unbonnyeted ^.^ he ^.^ wuns, +xDD And UwU bids >_> what xDD wiww OwO take all. +Kent. OwO But who >_> is with him? +>_> Gent. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but x3 the x3 foow, who uWu wabouws to ^.^ outjest +ÚwÚ His UwU heawt-stwuck ^-^ injuwies. +Kent. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow UwU you, +xDD And dawe ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 wawwant of x3 my ^-^ nyote +>_< Commend :3 a uWu deaw ^.^ thing to OwO you. >_> Thewe >_> is OwO division +(Awthough >_< as yet x3 the OwO face of >w< it be cover'd +With ^-^ mutuaw ^-^ cunnying) 'twixt Albany ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Cownwaww; +Who uWu have >_< (as who uWu have >_> nyot, :3 that uWu theiw great stars +Thwon'd ÚwÚ and uWu set >_> high?) x3 sewvants, who xDD seem nyo UwU wess, +>_< Which OwO awe to Fwance x3 the >w< spies ÚwÚ and specuwations +ÚwÚ Intewwigent of UwU ouw state. >_> What hath :33 been uWu seen, +^-^ Eithew uWu in snuffs ÚwÚ and >_< packings of x3 the ^w^ Dukes, +:33 Ow x3 the x3 hawd wein which both of them uWu have :3 bownye +^w^ Against x3 the ;;w;; owd uWu kind OwO King, ow ^-^ something deeper, +Whereof, ÚwÚ pewchance, these OwO awe >_> but ÚwÚ fuwnyishings- +But, true >w< it ;;w;; is, from Fwance there x3 comes :3 a powew +^.^ Into ÚwÚ this x3 scattewed :33 kingdom, who already, +^-^ Wise uWu in UwU ouw >_> nyegwigence, uWu have secret ;;w;; feet +^w^ In x3 some of UwU ouw best ports ÚwÚ and OwO awe uWu at :33 point +;;w;; To x3 show uWu theiw open ÚwÚ bannyew. Now to xDD you: +;;w;; If on x3 my cwedit xDD you dawe buiwd UwU so uWu faw +;;w;; To >_< make x3 youw ^w^ speed to uWu Duvw, xDD you UwU shaww find +;;w;; Some :3 that xDD wiww >_> thank UwU you, x3 making >w< just wepowt +Of >w< how unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bemadding sorrow +uWu The ^w^ King hath cause to plain. +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and uWu bweeding, +xDD And from x3 some >_< knyowwedge ÚwÚ and assurance offer +This ^.^ office to OwO you. +>_> Gent. UwU I xDD wiww tawk further with OwO you. +Kent. :3 Nyo, UwU do not. +For confirmation :3 that UwU I ^w^ am much ^.^ mowe +Than x3 my out-waww, open ÚwÚ this >_< puwse ÚwÚ and OwO take +>_> What >w< it ^w^ contains. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww >_> see >_< Cowdewia +xDD (As feaw nyot >_> but xDD you shaww), x3 show her ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, +xDD And ^.^ she xDD wiww tell xDD you who x3 youw fewwow >_> is +:33 That yet xDD you UwU do nyot :33 knyow. >w< Fie on ÚwÚ this >_> stowm! +UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_> seek x3 the ;;w;; King. +>_> Gent. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. :3 Have xDD you nyo ^.^ mowe to ^.^ say? +Kent. uWu Few wowds, but, to xDD effect, ^.^ mowe than aww yet: +^.^ That, when ^.^ we uWu have >_> found x3 the ^w^ King >_> (in which x3 youw :33 pain +:33 That :3 way, I'll ^.^ this), ^.^ he :3 that xDD fiwst wights on ^.^ him +^.^ Howwa x3 the :3 othew. +Exeunt ^.^ [sevewawwy]. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the ;;w;; heath. + +Storm xDD stiww. Entew :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ Foow. + +>w< Weaw. Blow, winds, ÚwÚ and UwU cwack x3 youw cheeks! rage! bwow! +>_> You ;;w;; catawacts ÚwÚ and huwwicanyoes, spout +Tiww xDD you uWu have drench'd UwU ouw OwO steepwes, >w< dwown'd x3 the ^-^ cocks! +>_> You >w< suwph'wous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thought-executing ^-^ fiwes, +Vaunt-couriers to oak-cweaving >w< thundewbowts, +Singe x3 my ^-^ white ÚwÚ head! xDD And UwU thou, all-shaking thundew, +OwO Stwike flat x3 the thick rotundity ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, +Crack Nyatuwe's ;;w;; mouwds, aww uWu gewmains ^.^ spiww uWu at ^w^ once, +:33 That x3 makes UwU ingwatefuw ;;w;; man! +^w^ Foow. x3 O ^-^ nyuncwe, court >w< howy UwU watew uWu in :3 a xDD dwy ;;w;; house >_> is xDD bettew than ÚwÚ this +xDD wain UwU watew x3 out ^.^ o' UwU doow. ^-^ Good ^-^ nyuncwe, x3 in, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask >w< thy >_> daughtews +ÚwÚ bwessing! >_> Hewe's :3 a >w< nyight >_> pities x3 nyethew uWu wise ;;w;; men nor ;;w;; foows. +>w< Weaw. Wumbwe >w< thy bewwyfuw! :3 Spit, >_> fiwe! spout, ;;w;; wain! +x3 Nyow rain, ;;w;; wind, thundew, fire OwO awe x3 my daughters. +UwU I ÚwÚ tax nyot UwU you, xDD you ewements, with unkindnyess. +UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave xDD you :33 kingdom, ^w^ caww'd xDD you chiwdwen, +>_> You >_> owe ;;w;; me nyo UwU subscwiption. UwU Then wet faww +uWu Youw howwibwe pleasure. :3 Hewe UwU I stand x3 youw :33 swave, +^-^ A OwO poow, ;;w;; infiwm, ÚwÚ weak, ÚwÚ and :33 despis'd ;;w;; owd man. +OwO But yet UwU I caww xDD you ;;w;; sewviwe ^-^ minyistews, +:33 That xDD wiww with >w< two pewnyicious >_> daughtews ^w^ join +uWu Youw high-engender'd :3 battwes uWu 'gainst :3 a >_> head +^w^ So ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and ^-^ white >_< as x3 this! :3 O! :3 O! UwU 'tis x3 fouw! +^w^ Foow. >w< He :3 that >_> has :3 a ;;w;; house to put ^-^ 's >_> head uWu in >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD head-piece. +uWu The ^.^ codpiece :3 that xDD wiww ;;w;; house +^.^ Befowe x3 the >_> head >_> has uWu any, +uWu The >_> head ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww wouse: +^w^ So x3 beggaws marry many. +uWu The x3 man :3 that x3 makes :33 his toe +>_> What ^.^ he :33 his >_< heawt >_> shouwd >_< make +Shall of :3 a corn cwy woe, +xDD And turn :33 his :33 sweep to wake. +For there UwU was >_< nyevew yet >w< faiw OwO woman >_> but ^.^ she UwU made mouths uWu in :3 a +ÚwÚ gwass. + +Entew Kent. + +>w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww be x3 the pattewn of aww >_> patience; +UwU I xDD wiww >_> say OwO nyothing. +Kent. Who's OwO thewe? +^w^ Foow. OwO Mawwy, hewe's xDD gwace ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ codpiece; ^w^ that's :3 a uWu wise x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a +xDD foow. +Kent. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, OwO awe xDD you hewe? ^w^ Things :3 that wuv >w< nyight +Wuv nyot xDD such :33 nyights >_< as :3 these. uWu The wrathful skies +Gallow x3 the xDD vewy >w< wandewews of x3 the dark +xDD And >_< make them >_< keep uWu theiw caves. Since UwU I UwU was ^w^ man, +>w< Such x3 sheets of ^w^ fiwe, xDD such bursts of >_> howwid thundew, +>w< Such groans of xDD woawing wind ÚwÚ and rain, UwU I >_< nyevew +ÚwÚ Wemembew to uWu have heawd. uWu Man's ÚwÚ nyatuwe ;;w;; cannyot carry +xDD Th' >_> affwiction nor x3 the ;;w;; feaw. +>w< Weaw. Let x3 the great uWu gods, +:33 That >_< keep ÚwÚ this :3 dweadfuw OwO puddew ^-^ o'ew UwU ouw >_< heads, +UwU Find x3 out uWu theiw >_< enyemies now. uWu Twembwe, xDD thou :3 wwetch, +:33 That x3 hast within uWu thee undivuwged crimes +>_> Unwhipp'd of justice. >_> Hide ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou bwoody xDD hand; +^.^ Thou perjur'd, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ simuwaw x3 man of viwtue +:33 That awt :3 incestuous. Caitiff, uWu in uWu pieces ;;w;; shake +:33 That :33 undew UwU cuvwt ÚwÚ and UwU convenyient ÚwÚ seeming +Hast ÚwÚ pwactis'd on :33 man's life. :33 Cwose pent-up guilts, +Rive x3 youw concealing :33 continyents, ÚwÚ and cwy +;;w;; These :3 dweadfuw summoners grace. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 man +uWu Mowe sinn'd OwO against than sinnying. +Kent. xDD Awack, uWu baweheaded? +Gracious x3 my uWu wowd, x3 hawd ^.^ by OwO hewe >_> is :3 a UwU huvw; +;;w;; Some ÚwÚ fwiendship xDD wiww >w< it xDD wend xDD you uWu 'gainst x3 the ;;w;; tempest. +:33 Wepose xDD you thewe, whiwst UwU I to ÚwÚ this x3 hawd ;;w;; house +OwO (Mowe harder than x3 the ^.^ stonyes xDD wheweof UwU 'tis OwO wais'd, +>_< Which even >_> but now, ;;w;; demanding ÚwÚ aftew UwU you, +^.^ Denyied ;;w;; me to come >w< in) wetuwn, ÚwÚ and force +^-^ Theiw >_> scanted uWu couwtesy. +>w< Weaw. OwO My :33 wits x3 begin to x3 tuwn. +:3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my uWu boy. How ÚwÚ dost, x3 my boy? Awt cowd? +UwU I ^w^ am UwU cowd :3 mysewf. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this ^-^ stwaw, x3 my fewwow? +uWu The awt of UwU ouw ^w^ nyecessities >_> is >_> stwange, +:33 That ^.^ can >_< make ^-^ viwe ^.^ things pwecious. ^.^ Come, x3 youw >w< huvw. +OwO Poow >w< foow ÚwÚ and ^-^ knyave, UwU I uWu have one ÚwÚ pawt uWu in x3 my >_< heawt +>w< That's sowwy yet fow thee. +^w^ Foow. [sings] + +>w< He :3 that >_> has ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wittwe >w< tiny uWu wit- +With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain- +:3 Must >_< make :3 content with :33 his fowtunyes >w< fit, +For x3 the xDD wain >w< it ÚwÚ wainyeth every x3 day. + +>w< Weaw. >_< Twue, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu boy. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing >_> us to ÚwÚ this >w< huvw. +Exeunt >w< [Weaw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Kent]. +^w^ Foow. This >_> is :3 a >_< bwave >w< nyight to :3 coow :3 a >w< couwtesan. I'll speak :3 a +prophecy ere UwU I :33 go: +x3 When priests OwO awe ^.^ mowe uWu in ;;w;; wowd than mattew; +x3 When ^w^ bwewews >_> maw uWu theiw :3 mawt with water; +x3 When nyobwes OwO awe uWu theiw taiwows' ^.^ tutows, +No heretics >_> buwn'd, >_> but wenches' suitors; +x3 When every case uWu in law >_> is wight, +No squire uWu in >_> debt nor nyo poor ;;w;; knyight; +x3 When UwU swandews UwU do nyot ^w^ wive uWu in tongues, +x3 Nyow x3 cutpuwses come nyot to throngs; +x3 When >w< usuwews tell uWu theiw gowd :33 i' x3 th' >_> fiewd, +xDD And >_< bawds ÚwÚ and ^-^ whowes UwU do chuwches buiwd: +UwU Then UwU shaww x3 the weawm of x3 Awbion +:3 Come to great uWu confusion. +UwU Then x3 comes x3 the time, who ;;w;; wives to ^.^ see't, +:33 That x3 going UwU shaww be ;;w;; us'd with xDD feet. +This prophecy Merlin UwU shaww ;;w;; make, fow UwU I ^w^ wive >w< befowe :33 his uWu time. +ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +:3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. + +Entew uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and Edmund. + +Gwou. xDD Awack, awack, :3 Edmund, UwU I ^.^ wike nyot ÚwÚ this unnyatuwaw uWu deawing! x3 When +UwU I desir'd uWu theiw OwO weave :3 that UwU I ^w^ might pity :3 him, ;;w;; they >_> took from ;;w;; me +x3 the use of >_< minye UwU own house, :3 chawg'd ;;w;; me on :33 pain of pewpetuaw +>_< dispweasuwe :3 nyeithew to speak of :3 him, entweat fow :3 him, nor xDD any +uWu way >_< sustain ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Most x3 savage ÚwÚ and >w< unnyatuwaw! +Gwou. Go >w< to; >_> say xDD you OwO nyothing. >_> Thewe >_> is OwO division betwixt x3 the ^w^ Dukes, +ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wowse ;;w;; mattew than x3 that. UwU I uWu have uWu weceived :3 a >_> wettew ÚwÚ this +nyight- UwU 'tis uWu dangewous to be >w< spoken- UwU I uWu have :3 wock'd x3 the >_> wettew uWu in +x3 my >_> cwoset. ;;w;; These x3 injuwies x3 the ^w^ King nyow bears xDD wiww be wevenged +ÚwÚ home; there's ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a powew xDD awweady x3 footed; ^.^ we ^w^ must incline to +x3 the ;;w;; King. UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek ^.^ him ÚwÚ and pwiviwy xDD wewieve ^.^ him. Go xDD you ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ maintain tawk with x3 the ;;w;; Duke, :3 that x3 my xDD chawity be nyot of ^.^ him +perceived. ;;w;; If ^.^ he ^w^ ask fow uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am :33 iww ÚwÚ and >_> gonye to :3 bed. ;;w;; Though UwU I +^-^ die x3 fow't, >_< as nyo less >_> is threat'ned uWu me, x3 the ^w^ King x3 my ;;w;; owd >_< mastew +^w^ must be ^.^ wewieved. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 some ;;w;; stwange ^.^ thing toward, Edmund. +>_> Pway xDD you be >_< cawefuw. ÚwÚ Exit. +ÚwÚ Edm. This couwtesy, UwU fowbid ÚwÚ thee, UwU shaww x3 the >w< Duke +Instantly knyow, ÚwÚ and of :3 that >_> wettew UwU too. +This ;;w;; seems :3 a >w< faiw xDD desewving, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must dwaw ;;w;; me +:33 That which x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ woses- nyo less than all. +uWu The :3 youngew wises when x3 the ;;w;; owd xDD doth UwU faww. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +uWu The ;;w;; heath. ^.^ Befowe :3 a >w< huvw. + +Storm xDD stiww. Entew Lear, UwU Kent, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Foow. + +Kent. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the pwace, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, enter. +uWu The uWu tywanny of x3 the open >w< nyight ^-^ 's ^w^ too OwO wough +For ÚwÚ nyatuwe to enduwe. +>w< Weaw. Let ;;w;; me >_< awonye. +Kent. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, enter hewe. +>w< Weaw. ;;w;; Wiwt bweak x3 my ÚwÚ heawt? +Kent. UwU I xDD had rather bweak >_< minye own. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, enter. +>w< Weaw. ^.^ Thou think'st UwU 'tis much :3 that ÚwÚ this ^.^ contentious x3 stowm +:3 Invades >_> us to x3 the :33 skin. ^w^ So UwU 'tis to ÚwÚ thee; +OwO But :3 whewe x3 the :33 gweatew ^w^ mawady >_> is OwO fix'd, +uWu The wessew >_> is scawce ÚwÚ fewt. >_> Thou'dst UwU shun :3 a bear; +OwO But >_> if >w< thy :33 fwight uWu way toward x3 the waging :33 sea, +>_> Thou'dst :3 meet x3 the UwU beaw :33 i' x3 th' xDD mouth. x3 When x3 the mind's >w< fwee, +uWu The body's dewicate. uWu The UwU tempest uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind +^-^ Doth from x3 my :33 senses OwO take aww :33 feewing >_> ewse +:3 Save >_> what ÚwÚ beats :33 thewe. OwO Fiwiaw ingratitude! +Is >w< it nyot >_< as ÚwÚ this xDD mouth >_> shouwd teaw ÚwÚ this uWu hand +For ÚwÚ wifting OwO food ÚwÚ to't? OwO But UwU I xDD wiww punyish x3 home! +:3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww xDD weep nyo more. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight +uWu 'To shut ;;w;; me out! Pour xDD on; UwU I xDD wiww enduwe. +^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight >_< as x3 this! x3 O x3 Wegan, :33 Gonyewiw! +uWu Youw ;;w;; owd uWu kind ÚwÚ fathew, x3 whose xDD fwank >_< heawt uWu gave :33 aww! +>_< O, :3 that uWu way ^-^ madnyess >w< wies; wet ;;w;; me UwU shun >_< that! +No ^.^ mowe of x3 that. +Kent. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, enter hewe. +>w< Weaw. UwU Pwithee OwO go uWu in xDD thysewf; >_> seek ^.^ thinye UwU own ^w^ ease. +This UwU tempest xDD wiww nyot UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ÚwÚ pondew +On ^.^ things ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ huwt ;;w;; me more. OwO But I'll OwO go ^.^ in. +:33 [To x3 the Foow] ÚwÚ In, ^.^ boy; OwO go ^-^ fiwst.- >_> You >_> housewess >_< puvwty- +Nyay, get uWu thee ^.^ in. I'll pray, ÚwÚ and xDD then I'll OwO sweep. +uWu Exit [Foow]. +OwO Poow nyaked uWu wwetches, x3 whewesoe'ew xDD you awe, +:33 That bide x3 the >_< pewting of ÚwÚ this >_< pitiwess stowm, +How UwU shaww x3 youw >_> housewess heads ÚwÚ and ^-^ unfed :33 sides, +uWu Youw woop'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; window'd waggednyess, ;;w;; defend xDD you +Fwom seasons xDD such >_< as xDD these? >_< O, UwU I uWu have >_> ta'en +Too xDD wittwe :3 cawe of x3 this! ^.^ Take x3 physic, UwU pomp; +:33 Expose >w< thysewf to x3 feew >_> what ÚwÚ wwetches feew, +:33 That xDD thou uWu mayst ;;w;; shake x3 the ^w^ supewfwux to them +xDD And x3 show x3 the heavens ^.^ mowe ;;w;; just. +ÚwÚ Edg. >_> [within] ^w^ Fathom ÚwÚ and xDD hawf, OwO fathom ÚwÚ and ^.^ hawf! OwO Poow Tom! + +Entew uWu Foow [fwom x3 the hovel]. + +^w^ Foow. :3 Come nyot uWu in UwU hewe, ^-^ nyuncwe, hewe's :3 a >w< spiwit. ^-^ Hewp uWu me, OwO hewp me! +Kent. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. Who's OwO thewe? +^w^ Foow. ^-^ A ^-^ spiwit, :3 a :33 spiwit! >w< He ;;w;; says :33 his name's poor uWu Tom. +Kent. >_> What awt xDD thou :3 that dost grumble there :33 i' x3 th' straw? +:3 Come forth. + +Entew :33 Edgaw :33 [disguised >_< as :3 a madman]. + +ÚwÚ Edg. >_> Away! x3 the fouw >_< fiend xDD fowwows me! ^.^ Thwough x3 the ^-^ shawp hawthown +^w^ bwows x3 the UwU cowd ^.^ wind. >_> Humh! OwO go to >w< thy UwU cowd ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and wawm thee. +>w< Weaw. Hast xDD thou UwU given aww to >w< thy >w< two ^w^ daughtews, ÚwÚ and awt xDD thou come +to :3 this? +ÚwÚ Edg. Who ;;w;; gives ;;w;; anything to poor ^-^ Tom? ÚwÚ whom x3 the fouw >_< fiend hath x3 wed +^w^ thwough fire ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough OwO fwame, ^w^ thwough ford ÚwÚ and whiwwpoow, ^-^ o'ew +>_> bog ÚwÚ and quagmire; :3 that hath laid >_> knyives :33 undew :33 his pillow ÚwÚ and +halters uWu in :33 his pew, uWu set ^.^ watsbanye ^.^ by :33 his ^-^ powwidge, UwU made ^.^ him OwO pwoud +of uWu heawt, to uWu wide on :3 a ^w^ bay twotting UwU howse uvw x3 fouw-inch'd +bridges, to course :33 his UwU own :3 shadow fow :3 a traitor. :3 Bwess >w< thy five +>_< wits! Tom ^-^ 's ^-^ acowd. >_< O, UwU do ;;w;; de, UwU do ;;w;; de, UwU do ^-^ de. :3 Bwess uWu thee from +whiwwwinds, star-blasting, ÚwÚ and taking! Do poor Tom x3 some chawity, +ÚwÚ whom x3 the fouw >_< fiend >_< vexes. >_> Thewe couwd UwU I uWu have ^.^ him x3 nyow- ÚwÚ and >_> thewe- +ÚwÚ and there ^w^ again- ÚwÚ and thewe! +Storm xDD stiww. +>w< Weaw. What, uWu have :33 his >_> daughtews ^.^ bwought ^.^ him to ÚwÚ this xDD pass? +Couwdst xDD thou :3 save nyothing? ;;w;; Didst xDD thou UwU give x3 'em ÚwÚ aww? +^w^ Foow. Nyay, ^.^ he reserv'd :3 a :33 bwanket, >_> ewse ^.^ we xDD had :33 been aww sham'd. +>w< Weaw. Now aww x3 the plagues :3 that uWu in x3 the pendulous ^w^ aiw +Hang :3 fated ^-^ o'ew men's :33 fauwts >w< wight on >w< thy daughters! +Kent. >w< He hath nyo ^w^ daughtews, sir. +>w< Weaw. Death, twaitow! >_< nyothing couwd uWu have :33 subdu'd ÚwÚ nyatuwe +;;w;; To xDD such :3 a :33 wownyess >_> but :33 his :3 unkind daughters. +Is >w< it x3 the fashion :3 that ^.^ discawded uWu fathews +Should uWu have OwO thus xDD wittwe xDD mewcy on uWu theiw flesh? +^-^ Judicious >_< punyishment! >_< 'Twas ÚwÚ this >w< fwesh ^.^ begot +>w< Those UwU pewican daughters. +ÚwÚ Edg. Piwwicock sat on xDD Piwwicock's Hiww. >w< 'Awwow, 'allow, woo, >w< woo! +^w^ Foow. This UwU cowd >w< nyight xDD wiww turn >_> us aww to foows ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ madmen. +ÚwÚ Edg. ^.^ Take :3 heed ^.^ o' x3 th' fouw fiend; UwU obey >w< thy pawents: >_< keep >w< thy ;;w;; wowd +justwy; >_< sweaw x3 nyot; :3 commit nyot with :33 man's sworn ^-^ spouse; uWu set nyot +>w< thy x3 sweet >_< heawt on OwO pwoud uWu awway. Tom ^-^ 's ^-^ acowd. +>w< Weaw. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou been? +ÚwÚ Edg. ^-^ A >w< sewvingman, OwO pwoud uWu in >_< heawt ÚwÚ and xDD mind; :3 that :3 cuww'd x3 my hair, +ÚwÚ wowe ^.^ gwuvs uWu in x3 my ^.^ cap; sewv'd x3 the lust of x3 my >_< mistwess' >_< heawt ÚwÚ and +uWu did x3 the ;;w;; act of >w< dawknyess with >w< hew; >w< swowe >_< as UwU many >w< oaths >_< as UwU I x3 spake +wowds, ÚwÚ and broke them uWu in x3 the x3 sweet OwO face of xDD heaven; one :3 that +slept uWu in x3 the contwiving of x3 wust, ÚwÚ and >_< wak'd to UwU do :3 it. ^.^ Winye :3 wov'd +UwU I deeply, :3 dice ^-^ deawwy; ÚwÚ and uWu in OwO woman out-paramour'd x3 the >w< Tuwk. +ÚwÚ Fawse of uWu heawt, >w< wight of eaw, bwoody of xDD hand; :33 hog uWu in x3 swoth, fox +uWu in steawth, OwO wowf uWu in ÚwÚ gweedinyess, dog uWu in xDD madnyess, wion uWu in pwey. +Let nyot x3 the cweaking of xDD shoes nor x3 the wustwing of silks ÚwÚ betway +>w< thy poor >_< heawt to uWu woman. ^w^ Keep >w< thy :33 foot x3 out of xDD bwothew, >w< thy uWu hand +x3 out of placket, >w< thy OwO pen from wendew's ^-^ book, ÚwÚ and ^.^ defy x3 the fouw +xDD fiend. UwU Stiww ^w^ thwough x3 the hawthown ^w^ bwows x3 the UwU cowd :33 wind; ;;w;; says +UwU suum, ^-^ mun, ^w^ hey, no, OwO nyonny. Dowphin x3 my ^-^ boy, x3 my ^-^ boy, uWu sessa! wet +^.^ him trot by. +Storm xDD stiww. +>w< Weaw. Why, xDD thou OwO wewt xDD bettew uWu in >w< thy :3 gwave than to answew with >w< thy +uncover'd >w< body ÚwÚ this extremity of x3 the skies. Is x3 man nyo ^.^ mowe than +:3 this? Consider ^.^ him well. ^.^ Thou :33 ow'st x3 the :33 wowm nyo siwk, x3 the beast +nyo hide, x3 the sheep nyo ^.^ woow, x3 the :33 cat nyo perfume. uWu Ha! >_> Hewe's >w< thwee +UwU on's OwO awe sophisticated! ^.^ Thou awt x3 the ^.^ thing >_< itsewf; +ÚwÚ unyaccommodated x3 man >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but xDD such :3 a OwO poow, x3 bawe, forked +^w^ anyimaw >_< as xDD thou art. Off, ^w^ off, xDD you ^w^ wendings! ^.^ Come, unbutton +hewe. +[Teaws uWu at :33 his cwothes.] +^w^ Foow. Prithee, ^-^ nyuncwe, be ^-^ contented! 'Tis :3 a naughty >w< nyight to x3 swim +^.^ in. Now :3 a xDD wittwe fire uWu in :3 a >w< wiwd field :3 wewe ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ wechew's +ÚwÚ heawt- :3 a UwU smaww UwU spawk, aww x3 the xDD west UwU on's >w< body cowd. x3 Wook, OwO hewe +x3 comes :3 a ^.^ wawking >_> fiwe. + +Entew uWu Gwoucestew with :3 a torch. + +ÚwÚ Edg. This >_> is x3 the fouw >_< fiend ÚwÚ Fwibbewtigibbet. >w< He ÚwÚ begins uWu at >w< cuwfew, +ÚwÚ and >w< wawks >w< tiww x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ cock. >w< He ;;w;; gives x3 the uWu web ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 pin, +squints x3 the >_< eye, ÚwÚ and x3 makes x3 the harelip; ^w^ miwdews x3 the ^-^ white ÚwÚ wheat, +ÚwÚ and OwO huwts x3 the poor creature of ;;w;; eawth. + +Saint ÚwÚ Withowd OwO footed thrice x3 the 'owd; +>w< He >w< met x3 the nightmare, ÚwÚ and her >w< nyinye fold; +x3 Bid her awight +xDD And her troth ^w^ pwight, +xDD And aroint ÚwÚ thee, >_< witch, aroint uWu thee! + +Kent. How fawes x3 youw Gwace? +>w< Weaw. x3 What's uWu he? +Kent. Who's OwO thewe? >_> What :3 is't xDD you seek? +Gwou. >_> What OwO awe xDD you OwO thewe? uWu Youw :33 nyames? +ÚwÚ Edg. OwO Poow xDD Tom, :3 that ^w^ eats x3 the swimming ^-^ fwog, x3 the ;;w;; toad, x3 the x3 todpowe, +x3 the UwU waww-nyewt ÚwÚ and x3 the water; :3 that uWu in x3 the UwU fuwy of :33 his uWu heawt, when +x3 the fouw >_< fiend ^w^ wages, ^w^ eats x3 cow-dung fow sallets, x3 swawwows x3 the +;;w;; owd ^-^ wat ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 ditch-dog, dwinks x3 the green ^-^ mantwe of x3 the +>_< standing poow; who >_> is whipp'd from tithing to uWu tithing, ÚwÚ and +stock-punyish'd ÚwÚ and OwO impwison'd; who hath xDD had >w< thwee ^w^ suits to :33 his +back, six shiwts to :33 his ;;w;; body, UwU howse to ride, ÚwÚ and >_< weapons to +ÚwÚ weaw; + +OwO But ^.^ mice ÚwÚ and OwO wats, ÚwÚ and xDD such UwU smaww deew, +:3 Have :33 been >w< Tom's OwO food fow ÚwÚ seven ^-^ wong year. + +;;w;; Bewawe x3 my uWu fowwowew. uWu Peace, >_> Smuwkin! ÚwÚ peace, xDD thou ^w^ fiend! +Gwou. What, hath x3 youw Gwace nyo xDD bettew :3 company? +ÚwÚ Edg. uWu The >_> pwince of >w< dawknyess >_> is :3 a gentleman! +Modo uWu he's ;;w;; caww'd, ÚwÚ and x3 Mahu. +Gwou. Our >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood >_> is grown UwU so ^w^ viwe, x3 my uWu wowd, +:33 That >w< it xDD doth ^-^ hate >_> what :33 gets :3 it. +ÚwÚ Edg. OwO Poow Tom ^-^ 's ^-^ acowd. +Gwou. Go uWu in with x3 me. OwO My >_> duty ;;w;; cannyot suffew +;;w;; T' UwU obey uWu in aww x3 youw >_> daughtews' x3 hawd :33 commands. +;;w;; Though uWu theiw ^.^ injunction be to ^-^ baw x3 my x3 doows +xDD And wet ÚwÚ this tywannyous >w< nyight OwO take howd ;;w;; upon UwU you, +ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I >w< ventuw'd to come >_> seek xDD you x3 out +xDD And ;;w;; bwing xDD you :3 whewe both fire ÚwÚ and OwO food >_> is weady. +>w< Weaw. First wet ;;w;; me tawk with ÚwÚ this ^-^ phiwosophew. +>_> What >_> is x3 the cause of thunder? +Kent. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, OwO take :33 his ^-^ offew; OwO go x3 into x3 th' ÚwÚ house. +>w< Weaw. I'll tawk :3 a ;;w;; wowd with ÚwÚ this same :33 weawnyed OwO Theban. +>_> What >_> is x3 youw >_< study? +ÚwÚ Edg. How to ^w^ pwevent x3 the >_< fiend ÚwÚ and to OwO kiww :33 vewmin. +>w< Weaw. Let ;;w;; me ^w^ ask xDD you one ;;w;; wowd uWu in >_> pwivate. +Kent. :33 Impowtunye ^.^ him >_> once ^.^ mowe to x3 go, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ His :33 wits x3 begin t' x3 unsettwe. +Gwou. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou uWu bwame him? +Storm xDD stiww. +ÚwÚ His >_> daughtews >_> seek :33 his death. xDD Ah, :3 that ÚwÚ good Kent! +>w< He uWu said >w< it ^.^ wouwd be ^w^ thus- poor banyish'd ;;w;; man! +^.^ Thou say'st x3 the ^w^ King gwows :3 mad: I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, fwiend, +UwU I ^w^ am almost ^-^ mad :3 mysewf. UwU I xDD had :3 a x3 son, +Now ^w^ outwaw'd from x3 my blood. >w< He >_< sought x3 my >w< wife +OwO But UwU watewy, xDD vewy UwU wate. UwU I :3 wov'd :3 him, >_< fwiend- +No >w< fathew :33 his >_< son ÚwÚ deawew. ;;w;; Twue to tell ÚwÚ thee, +uWu The grief hath uWu cwaz'd x3 my wits. >_> What :3 a >w< nyight ^-^ 's x3 this! +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace- +>w< Weaw. >_< O, cwy xDD you mercy, sir. +Noble >_> phiwosophew, x3 youw UwU company. +ÚwÚ Edg. >w< Tom's ^-^ acowd. +Gwou. ÚwÚ In, fewwow, thewe, x3 into x3 th' UwU huvw; >_< keep uWu thee OwO wawm. +>w< Weaw. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's uWu in all. +Kent. This :3 way, x3 my OwO wowd. +>w< Weaw. With x3 him! +UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep still with x3 my ^-^ phiwosophew. +Kent. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, x3 soothe him; wet ^.^ him OwO take x3 the UwU fewwow. +Gwou. ^.^ Take ^.^ him xDD you :3 on. +Kent. Siwwah, come xDD on; OwO go :3 awong with >_> us. +>w< Weaw. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good Athenian. +Gwou. No wowds, nyo words! ^w^ hush. +ÚwÚ Edg. uWu Chiwd OwO Wowwand to x3 the dark >_> towew >_> came; +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; wowd UwU was still + +OwO Fie, UwU foh, ÚwÚ and fum! +UwU I smell x3 the :3 bwood of :3 a British man. +:33 Exeunt. + +Scene V. +:3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. + +Entew >_> Cownwaww ÚwÚ and Edmund. + +;;w;; Cown. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 my xDD wevenge ere UwU I ÚwÚ depawt :33 his ÚwÚ house. +ÚwÚ Edm. How, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I OwO may be ^.^ censuwed, :3 that ÚwÚ nyatuwe OwO thus ;;w;; gives uWu way to +OwO woyawty, ^-^ something OwO feaws ;;w;; me to think uWu of. +;;w;; Cown. UwU I nyow >_> pewceive >w< it UwU was nyot ;;w;; awtogethew x3 youw brother's eviw +uWu disposition UwU made ^.^ him >_> seek :33 his ÚwÚ death; >_> but :3 a provoking uWu mewit, uWu set +^-^ awowk ^.^ by :3 a :3 wepwuvabwe UwU badnyess uWu in himself. +ÚwÚ Edm. How :3 mawicious >_> is x3 my :3 fowtunye :3 that UwU I ^w^ must wepent to be just! +This >_> is x3 the >_> wettew ^.^ he ^-^ spoke :33 of, which >_> appwuvs ^.^ him >w< an +^w^ intewwigent party to x3 the advantages of Fwance. x3 O OwO heavens! :3 that +ÚwÚ this UwU tweason :3 wewe nyot- ow nyot UwU I x3 the detector! +;;w;; Cown. Go with ;;w;; me to x3 the x3 Duchess. +ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; If x3 the ;;w;; mattew of ÚwÚ this paper be cewtain, xDD you uWu have ^-^ mighty +business uWu in >w< hand. +;;w;; Cown. ;;w;; Twue ow :3 fawse, >w< it hath UwU made uWu thee ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Gwoucestew. +;;w;; Seek x3 out :3 whewe >w< thy >w< fathew ;;w;; is, :3 that ^.^ he OwO may be ready fow UwU ouw +appwehension. +ÚwÚ Edm. >w< [aside] ;;w;; If UwU I find ^.^ him UwU comfowting x3 the OwO King, >w< it xDD wiww ^w^ stuff :33 his +>_> suspicion ^.^ mowe uWu fuwwy.- UwU I xDD wiww persever uWu in x3 my course of OwO woyawty, +^w^ though x3 the OwO confwict be ^w^ sowe ^-^ between :3 that ÚwÚ and x3 my blood. +;;w;; Cown. UwU I xDD wiww uWu way :33 twust ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt find :3 a ÚwÚ deawew +>w< fathew uWu in x3 my love. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene uWu VI. +^-^ A ^w^ fawmhouse nyeaw :3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. + +Entew :33 Gwoucestew, Lear, UwU Kent, Fool, ÚwÚ and :3 Edgaw. + +Gwou. :3 Hewe >_> is xDD bettew than x3 the open air; OwO take >w< it thankfully. UwU I xDD wiww +^.^ piece x3 out x3 the uWu comfowt with >_> what >w< addition UwU I ;;w;; can. UwU I xDD wiww nyot be +^-^ wong from OwO you. +Kent. All x3 the powew of :33 his :33 wits uWu have UwU given uWu way to :33 his :3 impatience. +uWu The gods wewawd x3 youw kindness! +uWu Exit [Gwoucestew]. +ÚwÚ Edg. >_< Fwatewetto ;;w;; cawws uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu tewws ;;w;; me :3 Nyewo >_> is >w< an angler uWu in x3 the +wake of ÚwÚ dawknyess. ÚwÚ Pway, innocent, ÚwÚ and UwU bewawe x3 the fouw xDD fiend. +^w^ Foow. Prithee, ^-^ nyuncwe, tell ;;w;; me >w< whethew :3 a ÚwÚ madman be :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ow :3 a +^-^ yeoman. +>w< Weaw. ^-^ A OwO king, :3 a x3 king! +^w^ Foow. :3 Nyo, uWu he's :3 a yeoman :3 that >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman to :33 his son; fow uWu he's :3 a +^-^ mad yeoman :3 that sees :33 his >_< son :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >w< befowe ^.^ him. +>w< Weaw. ;;w;; To uWu have :3 a thousand with red ^.^ buwnying x3 spits +:3 Come ^-^ hizzing uWu in ;;w;; upon 'em- +ÚwÚ Edg. uWu The fouw >_< fiend ^w^ bites x3 my back. +^w^ Foow. He's ^-^ mad :3 that twusts uWu in x3 the >_> tamenyess of :3 a OwO wowf, :3 a howse's +:33 heawth, :3 a boy's xDD wuv, ow :3 a xDD whowe's uWu oath. +>w< Weaw. ^.^ It UwU shaww be donye; UwU I xDD wiww arraign them stwaight. +:33 [To >_< Edgaw] ^.^ Come, sit xDD thou UwU hewe, UwU most :33 weawnyed justicer. +:33 [To x3 the Foow] Thou, ;;w;; sapient ^w^ siw, sit hewe. >_> Nyow, xDD you ^-^ she-foxes! +ÚwÚ Edg. x3 Wook, :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< stands ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwawes! ÚwÚ Want'st xDD thou eyes uWu at OwO twiaw, +:33 madam? + +:3 Come ^-^ o'ew x3 the bouwn, ^-^ Bessy, to x3 me. + +^w^ Foow. :3 Hew ^.^ boat hath :3 a ÚwÚ weak, +xDD And ^.^ she ^w^ must nyot speak +Why ^.^ she x3 dawes nyot come uvw to thee. + +ÚwÚ Edg. uWu The fouw >_< fiend haunts poor Tom uWu in x3 the uWu voice of :3 a >w< nyightingawe. +xDD Hoppedance x3 cwies uWu in >w< Tom's bewwy fow >w< two ^-^ white xDD hewwing. ^.^ Cwoak +>_> nyot, black >_> angew; UwU I uWu have nyo OwO food fow thee. +Kent. How UwU do UwU you, UwU siw? ;;w;; Stand xDD you nyot UwU so amaz'd. +Will xDD you >_< wie down ÚwÚ and xDD west ;;w;; upon x3 the cushions? +>w< Weaw. I'll >_> see uWu theiw uWu twiaw fiwst. Bring uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; evidence. +:33 [To >_< Edgaw] Thou, xDD wobed x3 man of justice, OwO take >w< thy ;;w;; pwace. +:33 [To x3 the Foow] xDD And UwU thou, :33 his UwU yokefewwow of xDD equity, +^.^ Bench ^.^ by :33 his ^w^ side. :33 [To UwU Kent] >_> You OwO awe ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD commission, +xDD Sit xDD you UwU too. +ÚwÚ Edg. Let >_> us deal >w< justwy. + +Sweepest ow >w< wakest UwU thou, jowwy :3 shephewd? +x3 Thy sheep be uWu in x3 the corn; +xDD And fow one bwast of >w< thy ^-^ minyikin xDD mouth +x3 Thy sheep UwU shaww OwO take nyo harm. + +Purr! x3 the :33 cat >_> is x3 gway. +>w< Weaw. :3 Awwaign her fiwst. 'Tis ^-^ Gonyewiw. UwU I OwO hewe OwO take x3 my ^-^ oath >w< befowe +ÚwÚ this ^.^ honyouwabwe ;;w;; assembwy, ^.^ she kicked x3 the poor ^w^ King her :33 fathew. +^w^ Foow. :3 Come hithew, ^w^ mistwess. Is x3 youw xDD nyame OwO Gonyewiw? +>w< Weaw. :33 She ;;w;; cannyot UwU deny :3 it. +^w^ Foow. Cwy xDD you mercy, UwU I >_> took xDD you fow :3 a >_> joint-stoow. +>w< Weaw. xDD And hewe's another, x3 whose xDD wawp'd :33 wooks :3 pwocwaim +>_> What OwO stowe her >_< heawt >_> is UwU made :3 on. uWu Stop her thewe! +;;w;; Awms, >_> awms! swowd! >_> fiwe! >_< Cowwuption uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ pwace! +ÚwÚ Fawse >_> justicew, >w< why x3 hast xDD thou wet her ^-^ scape? +ÚwÚ Edg. :3 Bwess >w< thy five >_< wits! +Kent. x3 O ^.^ pity! UwU Siw, :3 whewe >_> is x3 the uWu patience nyow +:33 That xDD you UwU so ;;w;; oft uWu have OwO boasted to ;;w;; wetain? +ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] OwO My tears x3 begin to OwO take :33 his ÚwÚ pawt UwU so much +x3 They'ww >_> maw x3 my countewfeiting. +>w< Weaw. uWu The xDD wittwe ^.^ dogs ÚwÚ and all, +^-^ Tway, Blanch, ÚwÚ and Sweetheart, see, ;;w;; they >_< bawk uWu at x3 me. +ÚwÚ Edg. Tom xDD wiww ^-^ thwow :33 his >_> head uWu at OwO them. x3 Avaunt, xDD you cuws! +^w^ Be >w< thy xDD mouth ow black ow >_< white, +UwU Tooth :3 that UwU poisons >_> if >w< it bite; +>_> Mastiff, xDD gweyhound, >_< mongwew ^-^ gwim, +>w< Hound ow ÚwÚ spanyiew, bwach ow uWu wym, +Bobtail x3 tyke ow ;;w;; twundwe-taww- +Tom xDD wiww >_< make them xDD weep ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waiw; +For, with thwowing OwO thus x3 my head, +^w^ Dogs ^-^ weap x3 the OwO hatch, ÚwÚ and aww OwO awe OwO fwed. +Do ;;w;; de, ;;w;; de, ^-^ de. ^.^ Sessa! ^.^ Come, :33 mawch to ;;w;; wakes ÚwÚ and fairs ÚwÚ and xDD mawket +>_> towns. OwO Poow xDD Tom, >w< thy >_> hown >_> is >_< dwy. +>w< Weaw. UwU Then wet them ;;w;; anyatomize Wegan. xDD See >_> what breeds about her +;;w;; heawt. Is there xDD any cause uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 that x3 makes these x3 hawd +hearts? :33 [To >_< Edgaw] >_< You, >_< siw- UwU I entertain xDD you fow one of x3 my +>_< hundwed; >w< onwy UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike x3 the fashion of x3 youw x3 gawments. You'll +>_> say ;;w;; they OwO awe Persian UwU attiwe; >_> but wet them be x3 chang'd. +Kent. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, >_< wie OwO hewe ÚwÚ and xDD west OwO awhiwe. +>w< Weaw. ^-^ Make nyo noise, >_< make nyo noise; dwaw x3 the UwU cuwtains. +So, >_> so, :3 so. ^-^ We'ww OwO go to OwO suppew :33 i' x3 th' xDD mownying. So, >_> so, :3 so. +^w^ Foow. xDD And I'll OwO go to x3 bed uWu at xDD nyoon. + +Entew ^.^ Gwoucestew. + +Gwou. :3 Come hithew, :3 fwiend. Whewe >_> is x3 the ^w^ King x3 my ÚwÚ mastew? +Kent. Here, siw; >_> but >_> twoubwe ^.^ him x3 nyot; :33 his :33 wits OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. +Gwou. ^-^ Good fwiend, UwU I :33 pwithee OwO take ^.^ him uWu in >w< thy arms. +UwU I uWu have o'erheard :3 a :3 pwot of :33 death ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ^.^ wittew weady; uWu way ^.^ him OwO in't +xDD And UwU dwive uWu towawds uWu Duvw, fwiend, :3 whewe xDD thou shalt :3 meet +UwU Both wewcome ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwotection. ^.^ Take x3 up >w< thy master. +;;w;; If xDD thou shouwdst dawwy half >w< an ^-^ houw, :33 his :3 wife, +With xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and aww :3 that offer to ;;w;; defend :3 him, +;;w;; Stand uWu in assured loss. ^.^ Take up, OwO take ^-^ up! +xDD And ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, :3 that xDD wiww to x3 some x3 pwovision +Give uWu thee ^w^ quick x3 conduct. +Kent. Oppressed ÚwÚ nyatuwe sleeps. +This xDD west ^w^ might yet uWu have bawm'd >w< thy xDD bwoken ^-^ senses, +>_< Which, >_> if convenience xDD wiww nyot >_< awwow, +;;w;; Stand uWu in x3 hawd x3 cuwe. :33 [To x3 the Foow] ^.^ Come, OwO hewp to UwU beaw >w< thy master. +^.^ Thou ^w^ must nyot xDD stay behind. +Gwou. ^.^ Come, come, away! +Exeunt [all >_> but Edgaw]. +ÚwÚ Edg. x3 When ^.^ we UwU ouw ^-^ bettews >_> see :33 beawing UwU ouw :33 woes, +We uWu scawcewy think UwU ouw misewies UwU ouw foes. +Who awonye suffers suffers UwU most :33 i' x3 th' UwU mind, +^.^ Weaving fwee ^.^ things ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy >_< shows :3 behind; +OwO But xDD then x3 the ^-^ mind much sufferance xDD doth o'erskip +x3 When grief hath >w< mates, ÚwÚ and :33 beawing UwU fewwowship. +How >w< wight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; powtabwe x3 my :33 pain ;;w;; seems now, +x3 When :3 that which x3 makes ;;w;; me >w< bend x3 makes x3 the ^w^ King UwU bow, +>w< He xDD chiwded >_< as UwU I fathered! xDD Tom, away! +>_> Mawk x3 the xDD high noises, ÚwÚ and >w< thysewf OwO bewway +x3 When UwU fawse :33 opinyion, x3 whose wrong xDD thought ^-^ defiwes ÚwÚ thee, +^w^ In >w< thy >w< just xDD pwoof xDD wepeaws ÚwÚ and weconciwes thee. +>_> What xDD wiww ÚwÚ hap ^.^ mowe OwO to-nyight, >_< safe ;;w;; scape x3 the King! +xDD Wuwk, >_> wuwk. ^-^ [Exit.] + + + + +Scene ^-^ VII. +:3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. + +Entew ;;w;; Cownwaww, x3 Wegan, Gonyewiw, [Edmund ^w^ the] Bastard, ÚwÚ and Sewvants. + +;;w;; Cown. >_> [to >_< Gonyewiw] :33 Post :33 speediwy to x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw ^.^ husband, x3 show ^.^ him +ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. uWu The ^.^ awmy of Fwance >_> is OwO wanded.- ;;w;; Seek x3 out x3 the traitor +^.^ Gwoucestew. +UwU [Exeunt x3 some of x3 the >w< Sewvants.] +Weg. Hang ^.^ him ^.^ instantwy. +Gon. Pluck x3 out :33 his :3 eyes. +;;w;; Cown. Weave ^.^ him to x3 my dispweasuwe. :3 Edmund, >_< keep xDD you UwU ouw :3 sistew +UwU company. uWu The :33 wevenges ^.^ we OwO awe bound to OwO take ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ twaitowous +>w< fathew OwO awe nyot ;;w;; fit fow x3 youw beholding. Advise x3 the >w< Duke :3 whewe xDD you +OwO awe ^-^ going, to :3 a UwU most ^.^ festinyate >_> pwepawation. We OwO awe bound to x3 the +>_> wike. Our :3 posts UwU shaww be UwU swift ÚwÚ and ^w^ intewwigent betwixt >_> us. +UwU Faweweww, uWu deaw x3 sistew; farewell, x3 my Lord of ^.^ Gwoucestew. + +Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +How ^.^ nyow? :3 Whewe's x3 the >_> King? +>_< Osw. OwO My Lord of uWu Gwoucestew hath ;;w;; convey'd ^.^ him x3 hence. +;;w;; Some five ow six ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thiwty of :33 his knights, +Hot questrists ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, >w< met ^.^ him uWu at >_> gate; +UwU Who, with x3 some othew of x3 the UwU wowd's x3 dependants, +^w^ Awe >_> gonye with ^.^ him uWu towawds uWu Duvw, :3 whewe ;;w;; they boast +;;w;; To uWu have well-armed fwiends. +;;w;; Cown. >_< Get :3 howses fow x3 youw ^w^ mistwess. +Gon. UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and sister. +;;w;; Cown. :3 Edmund, farewell. +Exeunt Gonyewiw, >w< [Edmund, ÚwÚ and :3 Oswawd]. +Go >_> seek x3 the traitor :33 Gwoucestew, +^-^ Pinyion ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a :33 thief, ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him >w< befowe >_> us. +UwU [Exeunt othew >w< Sewvants.] +;;w;; Though weww ^.^ we OwO may nyot pass ;;w;; upon :33 his >w< wife +Without x3 the >_< fowm of justice, yet UwU ouw powew +Shall UwU do :3 a ^-^ couwt'sy to UwU ouw :33 wwath, which ;;w;; men +^-^ May bwame, >_> but nyot :33 contwow. + +Entew :33 Gwoucestew, ^.^ bwought uWu in ^.^ by >w< two ow thwee. + +Who's OwO thewe? x3 the traitor? +Weg. Ingwatefuw ;;w;; fox! UwU 'tis he. +;;w;; Cown. Bind ÚwÚ fast :33 his >_> cowky arms. +Gwou. >_> What mean, x3 youw OwO Gwaces? ^-^ Good x3 my OwO fwiends, OwO considew +>_> You OwO awe x3 my guests. Do ;;w;; me nyo fouw ^.^ pway, fwiends. +;;w;; Cown. Bind :3 him, UwU I :3 say. +>_> [Sewvants bind uWu him.] +Weg. >w< Hawd, hard. x3 O :33 fiwthy twaitow! +Gwou. Unmerciful uWu wady >_< as xDD you awe, UwU I ^w^ am none. +;;w;; Cown. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >w< chaiw bind ^.^ him. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou shalt >_> find- +OwO [Wegan OwO pwucks :33 his beard.] +Gwou. ^-^ By x3 the uWu kind uWu gods, UwU 'tis UwU most ignyobwy donye +;;w;; To pluck ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the :3 beawd. +Weg. ^w^ So >_< white, ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a twaitow! +Gwou. Naughty UwU wady, +;;w;; These >_< haiws which xDD thou dost ravish from x3 my ^w^ chin +Will ^w^ quicken, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; accuse thee. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw >_< host. +With robber's ^.^ hands x3 my hospitable ;;w;; favouws +>_> You >_> shouwd nyot ruffle OwO thus. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you ^-^ do? +;;w;; Cown. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, >_> what x3 wettews xDD had xDD you wate from France? +Weg. ^w^ Be simpwe-answew'd, fow ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 the truth. +;;w;; Cown. xDD And >_> what confederacy uWu have xDD you with x3 the traitors +>_< Wate OwO footed uWu in x3 the :33 kingdom? +Weg. ;;w;; To x3 whose ^.^ hands uWu have xDD you sent x3 the wunyatic >_> King? +:33 Speak. +Gwou. UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> wettew UwU guessingwy uWu set ;;w;; down, +>_< Which ^-^ came from one ^w^ that's of :3 a neutral uWu heawt, +xDD And nyot from one ^w^ oppos'd. +;;w;; Cown. Cunnying. +Weg. xDD And >w< fawse. +;;w;; Cown. Whewe x3 hast xDD thou sent x3 the >_> King? +Gwou. ;;w;; To Duvw. +Weg. ÚwÚ Whewefowe to Duvw? UwU Wast xDD thou nyot :3 chawg'd uWu at pewiw- +;;w;; Cown. ÚwÚ Whewefowe to Duvw? Let ^.^ him xDD fiwst answew x3 that. +Gwou. UwU I ^w^ am tied to x3 th' >w< stake, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must stand x3 the course. +Weg. ÚwÚ Whewefowe to uWu Duvw, UwU siw? +Gwou. >_< Because UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >_> see >w< thy UwU cwuew >_< nyaiws +Pluck x3 out :33 his poor ;;w;; owd eyes; nor >w< thy >_< fiewce :3 sistew +^w^ In :33 his ^-^ anyointed >w< fwesh OwO stick OwO boawish >_< fangs. +uWu The :33 sea, with xDD such :3 a x3 stowm >_< as :33 his OwO bawe >_> head +^w^ In *moans* heww-bwack >w< nyight >w< enduw'd, ^.^ wouwd uWu have buoy'd x3 up +xDD And :3 quench'd x3 the x3 steewed fires. +Yet, poor ;;w;; owd uWu heawt, ^.^ he holp x3 the heavens to >_< wain. +;;w;; If wolves xDD had uWu at >w< thy uWu gate uWu howw'd :3 that xDD stewn time, +^.^ Thou shouwdst uWu have said, x3 'Good ^w^ powtew, turn x3 the key.' +All ^-^ cwuews >_> ewse :3 subscwib'd. OwO But UwU I UwU shaww >_> see +uWu The >_> winged UwU vengeance overtake xDD such >_< chiwdwen. +;;w;; Cown. ^.^ See't shalt xDD thou ^-^ nyevew. Fewwows, howd x3 the :3 chaiw. +>_> Upon these eyes of ^.^ thinye I'll uWu set x3 my ^-^ foot. +Gwou. >w< He :3 that xDD wiww think to ^w^ wive >w< tiww ^.^ he be :3 owd, +Give ;;w;; me x3 some :3 hewp!- x3 O cwuew! x3 O OwO ye ^-^ gods! +Weg. x3 Onye x3 side xDD wiww ÚwÚ mock anyothew. xDD Th' othew ;;w;; too! +;;w;; Cown. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> see vengeance- +:3 1. Serv. :33 Howd x3 youw uWu hand, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +UwU I uWu have sewv'd xDD you OwO evew xDD since UwU I UwU was :3 a child; +OwO But xDD bettew OwO sewvice uWu have UwU I >_< nyevew donye xDD you +Than nyow to bid xDD you hold. +Weg. How now, xDD you ÚwÚ dog? +:3 1. Serv. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu did ^-^ weaw :3 a ^w^ beawd ;;w;; upon x3 youw OwO chin, +UwU I'wd ;;w;; shake >w< it on ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ quawwew. +Weg. >_> What UwU do xDD you ^.^ mean? +;;w;; Cown. OwO My :33 viwwain! Draw ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. +:3 1. Serv. Nyay, >w< then, come ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 the chance of OwO angew. +Weg. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy ^-^ swowd. ^-^ A peasant stand x3 up >_< thus? +:33 She UwU takes :3 a xDD swowd ÚwÚ and wuns uWu at ^.^ him behind. +:3 1. Serv. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; swain! OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you uWu have one ^w^ eye left +;;w;; To >_> see x3 some ^-^ mischief on ^.^ him. :3 O! >w< He OwO dies. +;;w;; Cown. Lest >w< it >_> see >_> mowe, ^w^ pwevent :3 it. Out, ^-^ viwe jewwy! +Whewe >_> is >w< thy UwU wustwe ^.^ nyow? +Gwou. All dark ÚwÚ and comfortless! :3 Whewe's x3 my >_< son >_> Edmund? +:3 Edmund, enkindwe aww x3 the OwO spawks of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +;;w;; To ^.^ quit ÚwÚ this >_> howwid act. +Weg. Out, treacherous :33 viwwain! +^.^ Thou caww'st on ^.^ him :3 that hates thee. ^.^ It UwU was ^.^ he +:33 That UwU made x3 the ^.^ uvwtuwe of >w< thy :3 tweasons to us; +Who >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ good to pity thee. +Gwou. x3 O x3 my fowwies! UwU Then :33 Edgaw UwU was x3 abus'd. +Kind uWu gods, :33 fowgive ;;w;; me :3 that, ÚwÚ and prosper x3 him! +Weg. Go thwust ^.^ him x3 out uWu at ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him smell +ÚwÚ His uWu way to Duvw. +uWu Exit ^w^ [onye] with ^.^ Gwoucestew. +How >w< is't, x3 my xDD wowd? How wook you? +;;w;; Cown. UwU I uWu have weceiv'd :3 a x3 huwt. Follow uWu me, >_> wady. +Tuwn x3 out :3 that >_< eyewess villain. Throw ÚwÚ this ;;w;; swave +>_> Upon x3 the ÚwÚ dunghiww. x3 Wegan, UwU I bweed :33 apace. +>_< Untimewy x3 comes ÚwÚ this x3 huwt. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw awm. +uWu Exit [Cornwall, x3 wed ^.^ by Wegan]. +uWu 2. Serv. I'll >_< nyevew :3 cawe >_> what x3 wickednyess UwU I UwU do, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this x3 man come to UwU good. +>w< 3. Serv. ;;w;; If ^.^ she ^w^ wive long, +xDD And uWu in x3 the >w< end :3 meet x3 the ;;w;; owd course of UwU death, +UwU Women xDD wiww aww turn >w< monstews. +uWu 2. Serv. :3 Wet's ;;w;; fowwow x3 the ;;w;; owd Eaww, ÚwÚ and get x3 the bedlam +;;w;; To lead ^.^ him :3 whewe ^.^ he would. ÚwÚ His roguish ^-^ madnyess +xDD Awwows itsewf to x3 anything. +>w< 3. Serv. Go thou. I'll :3 fetch x3 some fwax ÚwÚ and whites of ^.^ eggs +;;w;; To apply to :33 his xDD bweeding ;;w;; face. Now heaven OwO hewp x3 him! +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. +uWu The ;;w;; heath. + +Entew :3 Edgaw. + +ÚwÚ Edg. ÚwÚ Yet xDD bettew thus, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyown to be :33 contemn'd, +Than still contemn'd ÚwÚ and fwattew'd. ;;w;; To be ^.^ wowst, +uWu The ;;w;; wowest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< dejected ^.^ thing of fowtunye, +Stands still uWu in ÚwÚ espewance, ;;w;; wives nyot uWu in ;;w;; feaw. +uWu The lamentable change >_> is from x3 the OwO best; +uWu The worst wetuwns to uWu waughtew. Welcome >w< then, +^.^ Thou unsubstantial ^w^ aiw :3 that UwU I embrace! +uWu The uWu wwetch :3 that xDD thou x3 hast >_> bwown >w< unto x3 the worst +ÚwÚ Owes >_< nyothing to >w< thy blasts. + +Entew :33 Gwoucestew, x3 wed ^.^ by >w< an ^-^ Owd uWu Man. + +OwO But who x3 comes hewe? +OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, poorly ;;w;; wed? ÚwÚ Wowwd, ^w^ wowwd, x3 O ;;w;; wowwd! +OwO But :3 that >w< thy ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ mutations >_< make >_> us ^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee, +Life ^.^ wouwd nyot yield to age. +^-^ Owd uWu Man. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 youw tenyant, ÚwÚ and x3 youw father's tenyant, +;;w;; These ^w^ fouwscowe years. +Gwou. :33 Away, get uWu thee away! ^-^ Good fwiend, be ;;w;; gonye. +x3 Thy UwU comfowts ^.^ can UwU do ;;w;; me nyo ÚwÚ good uWu at aww; +uWu Thee ;;w;; they OwO may x3 huwt. +^-^ Owd uWu Man. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot >_> see x3 youw >_> way. +Gwou. UwU I uWu have nyo :3 way, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^.^ want nyo eyes; +UwU I stumbwed when UwU I x3 saw. Full ;;w;; oft UwU 'tis :3 seen +Our means ^.^ secuwe us, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw mere :33 defects +^-^ Pwuv UwU ouw ^w^ commodities. Ah uWu deaw >_< son :33 Edgaw, +uWu The OwO food of >w< thy :3 abused father's :33 wwath! +^.^ Might UwU I >_> but ^w^ wive to >_> see uWu thee uWu in x3 my xDD touch, +UwU I'wd >_> say UwU I xDD had eyes x3 again! +^-^ Owd uWu Man. How ^.^ nyow? Who's OwO thewe? +ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] x3 O ^-^ gods! Who :3 is't ^.^ can >_> say ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am uWu at x3 the uWu wowst'? +UwU I ^w^ am xDD wowse than ;;w;; e'ew UwU I uWu was. +^-^ Owd uWu Man. 'Tis poor ^-^ mad uWu Tom. +ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] xDD And xDD wowse UwU I OwO may be >_> yet. uWu The worst >_> is nyot +^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as ^.^ we ^.^ can >_> say 'This >_> is x3 the worst.' +^-^ Owd uWu Man. ÚwÚ Fewwow, :3 whewe goest? +Gwou. Is >w< it :3 a beggarman? +^-^ Owd uWu Man. Madman ÚwÚ and beggar UwU too. +Gwou. >w< He >_> has x3 some weason, >_> ewse ^.^ he couwd nyot ;;w;; beg. +xDD I' x3 th' >w< wast night's x3 stowm UwU I xDD such :3 a fewwow ;;w;; saw, +>_< Which UwU made ;;w;; me think :3 a x3 man :3 a ÚwÚ wowm. OwO My >_< son +>_< Came xDD then x3 into x3 my UwU mind, ÚwÚ and yet x3 my ^-^ mind +Was xDD then scawce ^w^ fwiends with ^.^ him. UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ mowe since. +;;w;; As fwies to >_< wanton >_< boys OwO awe ^.^ we to x3 th' gods. +^-^ They OwO kiww >_> us fow uWu theiw ;;w;; spowt. +ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] How >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 be? +:3 Bad >_> is x3 the OwO twade :3 that ^w^ must :33 pway >w< foow to >_> sowwow, +Ang'wing itsewf ÚwÚ and x3 othews.- :3 Bwess ÚwÚ thee, x3 mastew! +Gwou. Is :3 that x3 the nyaked fewwow? +^-^ Owd uWu Man. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. +Gwou. UwU Then :33 pwithee get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. ;;w;; If fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake +^.^ Thou wiwt >_> o'ewtake >_> us >w< hence :3 a miwe ow twain +xDD I' x3 th' uWu way toward uWu Duvw, UwU do >w< it fow UwU ancient love; +xDD And ;;w;; bwing x3 some ^.^ cuvwing fow ÚwÚ this nyaked x3 souw, +Who I'll entweat to lead x3 me. +^-^ Owd uWu Man. xDD Awack, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he >_> is OwO mad! +Gwou. 'Tis x3 the ÚwÚ time's pwague when OwO madmen lead x3 the bwind. +Do >_< as UwU I bid ÚwÚ thee, ow rather UwU do >w< thy pleasure. +Abuv x3 the ^-^ west, be ;;w;; gonye. +^-^ Owd uWu Man. I'll ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him x3 the best 'pawew :3 that UwU I have, +:3 Come ^.^ on't >_> what :33 wiww. ÚwÚ Exit. +Gwou. ^w^ Siwwah nyaked UwU fewwow- +ÚwÚ Edg. OwO Poow >w< Tom's ^-^ acowd. :3 [Aside] UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; daub >w< it fuwthew. +Gwou. :3 Come hithew, UwU fewwow. +ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] xDD And yet UwU I :3 must.- :3 Bwess >w< thy x3 sweet ^w^ eyes, ;;w;; they UwU bweed. +Gwou. Knyow'st xDD thou x3 the uWu way to Duvw? +ÚwÚ Edg. UwU Both stiwe ÚwÚ and >_< gate, ^w^ howseway ÚwÚ and UwU footpath. OwO Poow Tom hath :33 been +x3 scaw'd x3 out of :33 his ÚwÚ good wits. :3 Bwess ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good :33 man's x3 son, from +x3 the fouw ^w^ fiend! :3 Five >w< fiends uWu have :33 been uWu in poor Tom uWu at UwU once: of +x3 wust, >_< as Obidicut; Hobbididence, >_> pwince of ^-^ dumbnyess; ^w^ Mahu, of +>_< steawing; Modo, of :3 muwdew; xDD Fwibbewtigibbet, of UwU mopping ÚwÚ and +OwO mowing, who xDD since xDD possesses ÚwÚ chambewmaids ÚwÚ and uWu waiting ^w^ women. So, +;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ thee, x3 mastew! +Gwou. Here, OwO take ÚwÚ this Purse, xDD thou ÚwÚ whom x3 the :33 heavens' plagues +:3 Have ^.^ humbwed to aww >w< stwokes. :33 That UwU I ^w^ am wwetched +:3 Makes uWu thee x3 the :33 happiew. >w< Heavens, deal UwU so :33 stiww! +Let x3 the supewfwuous ÚwÚ and wust-dieted ^w^ man, +:33 That xDD swaves x3 youw ordinance, :3 that xDD wiww nyot >_> see +>_< Because ^.^ he does nyot feew, x3 feew x3 youw pow'w ^.^ quickwy; +^w^ So distribution >_> shouwd undo xDD excess, +xDD And >_< each x3 man uWu have enyough. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow Duvw? +ÚwÚ Edg. Ay, master. +Gwou. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ^-^ cwiff, x3 whose xDD high ÚwÚ and x3 bending >_> head +Looks uWu feawfuwwy uWu in x3 the confined deep. +Bring ;;w;; me >_> but to x3 the xDD vewy >_< bwim of :33 it, +xDD And I'll repair x3 the misery xDD thou dost UwU beaw +With ^-^ something rich about x3 me. Fwom :3 that :33 pwace +UwU I UwU shaww nyo weading ^w^ nyeed. +ÚwÚ Edg. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy awm. +OwO Poow Tom UwU shaww lead thee. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< Duke of Awbany's OwO Pawace. + +Entew uWu Gonyewiw ÚwÚ and [Edmund ^w^ the] >_> Bastawd. + +Gon. Welcome, x3 my OwO wowd. UwU I :3 mawvew UwU ouw >_< miwd :33 husband +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< met >_> us on x3 the >_> way. + +Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +>_> Nyow, where's x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? +>_< Osw. uWu Madam, :33 within, >_> but >_< nyevew x3 man UwU so x3 chang'd. +UwU I told ^.^ him of x3 the ^.^ awmy :3 that UwU was >_< wanded: +>w< He ^w^ smiw'd uWu at :3 it. UwU I told ^.^ him xDD you :3 wewe x3 coming: +ÚwÚ His answew UwU was, 'The OwO wowse.' Of :3 Gwoucestew's tweachewy +xDD And of x3 the loyal OwO sewvice of :33 his >_< son +x3 When UwU I inform'd :3 him, xDD then ^.^ he ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me uWu sot +xDD And told ;;w;; me UwU I xDD had >_> tuwn'd x3 the wrong x3 side OwO out. +>_> What UwU most ^.^ he >_> shouwd :33 diswike ;;w;; seems >_> pweasant to him; +>_> What :3 wike, OwO offensive. +Gon. >_> [to x3 Edmund] UwU Then UwU shaww xDD you OwO go nyo fuwthew. +^.^ It >_> is x3 the >w< cowish tewwow of :33 his ^-^ spiwit, +:33 That x3 dawes nyot undewtake. ^-^ He'ww nyot x3 feew >_< wwongs +>_< Which :33 tie ^.^ him to >w< an answer. Our wishes on x3 the uWu way +^-^ May ^-^ pwuv ^.^ effects. ^w^ Back, :3 Edmund, to x3 my ^-^ bwothew. +:33 Hasten :33 his musters ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ conduct :33 his :33 pow'ws. +UwU I ^w^ must change :3 awms uWu at ^.^ home ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 the >_> distaff +^.^ Into x3 my husband's ^w^ hands. This trusty xDD sewvant +Shall pass ^-^ between >_> us. Ere ^-^ wong xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to hear +:33 (If xDD you dawe venture uWu in x3 youw UwU own ^.^ behawf) +^-^ A x3 mistwess's >_> command. :3 Weaw UwU this. xDD [Gives :3 a x3 favouw.] +^w^ Spawe :33 speech. +>_< Decwinye x3 youw >_> head. This ÚwÚ kiss, >_> if >w< it x3 duwst :3 speak, +Wouwd stretch >w< thy ;;w;; spiwits x3 up x3 into x3 the air. +>_< Conceive, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. +ÚwÚ Edm. Youws uWu in x3 the ;;w;; wanks of ;;w;; death! ÚwÚ Exit. +Gon. OwO My UwU most uWu deaw :33 Gwoucestew! +>_< O, x3 the ^.^ diffewence of x3 man ÚwÚ and ;;w;; man! +;;w;; To uWu thee :3 a xDD woman's >_< sewvices OwO awe >_> due; +OwO My >w< foow usurps x3 my body. +>_< Osw. uWu Madam, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Exit. + +Entew ;;w;; Awbany. + +Gon. UwU I uWu have :33 been ^.^ wowth x3 the >_< whistwe. +Awb. x3 O Gonyewiw, +>_> You OwO awe nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the x3 dust which x3 the wude wind +;;w;; Bwows uWu in x3 youw :3 face! UwU I feaw x3 youw xDD disposition. +:33 That ÚwÚ nyatuwe which ÚwÚ contemns >w< it :3 owigin +UwU Cannyot be :33 bowdewed xDD cewtain uWu in itself. +:33 She :3 that herself xDD wiww >_> swivew ÚwÚ and disbwanch +Fwom her matewiaw >w< sap, ^.^ pewfowce ^w^ must uWu withew +xDD And come to deadwy ÚwÚ use. +Gon. No uWu mowe! uWu The uWu text >_> is uWu foowish. +Awb. xDD Wisdom ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess to x3 the ^-^ viwe xDD seem viwe; +Fiwths savouw >_> but x3 themsewves. >_> What uWu have xDD you done? +Tigers, nyot ^w^ daughtews, >_> what uWu have xDD you >_< pewfowm'd? +^-^ A ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> gwacious ^-^ aged ^w^ man, +>_< Whose ^w^ wevewence even x3 the head-wugg'd UwU beaw ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; wick, +:3 Most OwO bawbawous, UwU most ^w^ degenyewate, uWu have xDD you :33 madded. +Could x3 my ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ bwothew suffew xDD you to UwU do :33 it? +^-^ A ^w^ man, :3 a >_< pwince, ^.^ by ^.^ him UwU so benefited! +;;w;; If :3 that x3 the heavens UwU do nyot uWu theiw visibwe ;;w;; spiwits +>_< Send quickly down to >w< tame these ^-^ viwe offences, +^.^ It xDD wiww come, +:33 Humanyity ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce prey on itself, +Wike :3 monstews of x3 the deep. +Gon. Miwk-wivew'd ;;w;; man! +:33 That >_< beaw'st :3 a >_< cheek fow ÚwÚ bwows, :3 a >_> head fow wwongs; +Who x3 hast nyot uWu in >w< thy ^w^ bwows >w< an ^w^ eye discewnying +OwO Thinye honour from >w< thy ^-^ suffewing; :3 that nyot ^w^ knyow'st +^w^ Foows UwU do UwU those x3 viwwains pity who OwO awe punyish'd +Ere ;;w;; they uWu have donye uWu theiw >w< mischief. :3 Whewe's >w< thy drum? +Fwance >_> spweads :33 his ^-^ bannyews uWu in UwU ouw nyoisewess land, +With plumed ÚwÚ hewm >w< thy >w< state ÚwÚ begins to thweat, +Whiwes UwU thou, :3 a :3 mowaw x3 foow, UwU sit'st still, ÚwÚ and uWu cwiest +'Alack, >w< why does ^.^ he so?' +Awb. xDD See ;;w;; thysewf, devil! +Proper ^-^ defowmity ;;w;; seems nyot uWu in x3 the >_< fiend +^w^ So >_> howwid >_< as uWu in uWu woman. +Gon. x3 O :33 vain foow! +Awb. ^.^ Thou changed ÚwÚ and :3 sewf-cuvw'd ÚwÚ thing, fow x3 shame! +Bemonster nyot >w< thy featuwe! ^w^ Wewe't x3 my ^.^ fitnyess +;;w;; To wet these ^.^ hands UwU obey x3 my bwood, +^-^ They OwO awe ^-^ apt enough to dislocate ÚwÚ and teaw +x3 Thy >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and xDD bonyes. Howe'er xDD thou awt :3 a ^.^ fiend, +^-^ A xDD woman's xDD shape xDD doth OwO shiewd thee. +Gon. OwO Mawwy, x3 youw manhood UwU mew! + +Entew :3 a ^w^ Gentweman. + +Awb. >_> What nyews? +>_> Gent. >_< O, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 the >w< Duke of >_> Cownwaww ^-^ 's >_< dead, +Swain ^.^ by :33 his uWu sewvant, x3 going to put x3 out +uWu The othew ^w^ eye of ^.^ Gwoucestew. +Awb. :3 Gwoucestew's uWu eyes? +>_> Gent. ^-^ A xDD sewvant :3 that ^.^ he bwed, :33 thwiww'd with wemowse, +>w< Oppos'd OwO against x3 the ;;w;; act, x3 bending :33 his xDD swowd +;;w;; To :33 his great mastew; who, thereat enrag'd, +^-^ Fwew on :3 him, ÚwÚ and amongst them feww'd ^.^ him UwU dead; +OwO But nyot ^-^ without :3 that ;;w;; hawmfuw ^w^ stwoke which xDD since +>_< Hath ^w^ pwuck'd ^.^ him >w< aftew. +Awb. This >_< shows xDD you OwO awe xDD abuv, +>_> You >_< justicews, :3 that these UwU ouw x3 nyethew crimes +^w^ So :33 speediwy ^.^ can >_> venge! OwO But x3 O poor :33 Gwoucestew! +>_< Wose ^.^ he :33 his othew ÚwÚ eye? +>_> Gent. ^-^ Both, xDD both, x3 my OwO wowd. +This letter, UwU madam, cwaves :3 a UwU speedy answer. +'Tis from x3 youw sister. +Gon. >w< [aside] x3 Onye uWu way UwU I ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this well; +OwO But ^.^ being uWu widow, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu Gwoucestew with hew, +^-^ May aww x3 the xDD buiwding uWu in x3 my ^w^ fancy pluck +>_> Upon x3 my hateful life. ÚwÚ Anyothew uWu way +uWu The nyews >_> is nyot UwU so :33 tawt.- I'll wead, ÚwÚ and answer. +ÚwÚ Exit. +Awb. Whewe UwU was :33 his >_< son when ;;w;; they uWu did OwO take :33 his uWu eyes? +>_> Gent. :3 Come with x3 my uWu wady hithew. +Awb. >w< He >_> is nyot hewe. +>_> Gent. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; UwU I >w< met ^.^ him back ;;w;; again. +Awb. xDD Knyows ^.^ he x3 the ^.^ wickednyess? +>_> Gent. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. >_< 'Twas ^.^ he inform'd OwO against :3 him, +xDD And ^.^ quit x3 the ;;w;; house on xDD puwpose, :3 that uWu theiw UwU punyishment +^.^ Might uWu have x3 the ÚwÚ fweew course. +Awb. :33 Gwoucestew, UwU I ^w^ wive +;;w;; To >_> thank uWu thee fow x3 the wuv xDD thou :3 show'dst x3 the OwO King, +xDD And to xDD wevenge ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. :3 Come hithew, :3 fwiend. +Teww ;;w;; me >_> what ^.^ mowe xDD thou ^.^ knyow'st. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +uWu The OwO Fwench ÚwÚ camp nyeaw Duvw. + +Entew Kent ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ Gentweman. + +Kent. Why x3 the ^w^ King of Fwance >_> is UwU so ;;w;; suddenwy >_> gonye back ^.^ knyow xDD you x3 the +uWu weason? +>_> Gent. xDD Something ^.^ he left ^w^ impewfect uWu in x3 the state, which xDD since :33 his +xDD coming fowth >_> is xDD thought :33 of, which imports to x3 the ^w^ kingdom UwU so much +feaw ÚwÚ and danger :3 that :33 his xDD pewsonyaw ^-^ wetuwn UwU was UwU most OwO wequiwed ÚwÚ and +^w^ nyecessawy. +Kent. Who hath ^.^ he left x3 behind ^.^ him x3 genyewaw? +>_> Gent. uWu The UwU Mawshaw of >_< Fwance, ;;w;; Monsieuw :33 Wa Faw. +Kent. Did x3 youw x3 wettews xDD piewce x3 the xDD Queen to xDD any demonstration of +:33 gwief? +>_> Gent. Ay, sir. :33 She >_> took ÚwÚ them, ^w^ wead them uWu in x3 my >_> pwesence, +xDD And nyow ÚwÚ and xDD then >w< an uWu ampwe teaw twiww'd down +:3 Hew xDD dewicate >w< cheek. ^.^ It ^w^ seem'd ^.^ she UwU was :3 a >_< queen +Over her ^-^ passion, who, UwU most x3 webew-wike, +ÚwÚ Sought to be x3 king ^-^ o'ew her. +Kent. >_< O, xDD then >w< it x3 mov'd OwO hew? +>_> Gent. ÚwÚ Nyot to :3 a x3 wage. ;;w;; Patience ÚwÚ and sorrow >_> stwuv +Who >_> shouwd express her ^.^ goodwiest. >_> You uWu have :3 seen +OwO Sunshinye ÚwÚ and xDD wain uWu at UwU once: her ^-^ smiwes ÚwÚ and tears +^.^ Wewe :3 wike, :3 a xDD bettew >_> way. >w< Those ^w^ happy smilets +:33 That pway'd on her ripe >_< wip ^w^ seem'd nyot to ^.^ knyow +>_> What ;;w;; guests :3 wewe uWu in her ^w^ eyes, which pawted thence +;;w;; As uWu peawws from ÚwÚ diamonds >_< dwopp'd. ^w^ In ^-^ bwief, +OwO Sowwow ^.^ wouwd be :3 a rarity UwU most bewov'd, +;;w;; If aww couwd UwU so :33 become :3 it. +Kent. Made ^.^ she nyo ^.^ vewbaw x3 question? +>_> Gent. Faith, >_> once ow twice ^.^ she ^.^ heav'd x3 the xDD nyame of >w< fathew +Pantingwy ^-^ fowth, >_< as >_> if >w< it OwO pwess'd her heawt; +^.^ Cwied 'Sisters, ^w^ sistews! Shame of UwU wadies! Sisters! +Kent! ;;w;; fathew! ^w^ sistews! What, :33 i' x3 th' OwO stowm? :33 i' x3 th' night? +Let pity nyot be uWu bewiev'd!' >_> Thewe ^.^ she >_> shook +uWu The >w< howy UwU watew from her ^-^ heavenwy ^w^ eyes, +xDD And ^-^ cwamouw moisten'd. UwU Then OwO away ^.^ she ÚwÚ stawted +;;w;; To deal with grief >_< awonye. +Kent. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ staws, +uWu The stars :33 abuv us, >_< guvwn UwU ouw :3 conditions; +^-^ Ewse one self ^-^ mate ÚwÚ and ^-^ mate couwd nyot x3 beget +>w< Such different >w< issues. >_> You ^-^ spoke nyot with her :33 since? +>_> Gent. No. +Kent. Was ÚwÚ this >w< befowe x3 the ^w^ King UwU wetuwn'd? +>_> Gent. :3 Nyo, since. +Kent. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, x3 the poor distwessed Lear's :33 i' x3 th' xDD town; +Who xDD sometime, uWu in :33 his xDD bettew ÚwÚ tunye, :33 wemembews +>_> What ^.^ we OwO awe come about, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by nyo means +Will yield to >_> see :33 his >w< daughtew. +>_> Gent. Why, ÚwÚ good UwU siw? +Kent. ^-^ A suvweign ^-^ shame UwU so elbows him; :33 his UwU own ;;w;; unkindnyess, +:33 That stwipp'd her from :33 his benediction, >_> tuwn'd her +;;w;; To :33 foweign casualties, uWu gave her uWu deaw wights +;;w;; To :33 his x3 dog-heawted >_> daughtews- these ^.^ things ÚwÚ sting +ÚwÚ His ^-^ mind UwU so x3 venyomouswy :3 that ^.^ buwnying ^-^ shame +^w^ Detains ^.^ him from Cordelia. +>_> Gent. xDD Awack, poor gentleman! +Kent. Of Awbany's ÚwÚ and Cornwall's ÚwÚ powews xDD you heard ^w^ nyot? +>_> Gent. 'Tis so; ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU afoot. +Kent. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to UwU ouw >_< mastew :3 Weaw +xDD And OwO weave xDD you to >_< attend ^.^ him. ;;w;; Some uWu deaw cause +Will uWu in ^.^ conceawment ^-^ wwap ;;w;; me x3 up OwO awhiwe. +x3 When UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ knyown awight, xDD you UwU shaww nyot UwU gwieve +OwO Wending ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ acquaintance. UwU I pray xDD you OwO go +;;w;; Awong with x3 me. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +uWu The OwO Fwench :33 camp. + +OwO Entew, with Drum ÚwÚ and >w< Cowouws, Cowdewia, ÚwÚ Doctow, ÚwÚ and >w< Sowdiews. + +OwO Cow. xDD Awack, UwU 'tis OwO he! Why, ^.^ he UwU was >w< met even nyow +;;w;; As ^-^ mad >_< as x3 the vex'd :33 sea, >_< singing ^w^ awoud, +Cwown'd with rank fumiter ÚwÚ and fuwwow ÚwÚ weeds, +With ^-^ hawdocks, UwU hemwock, >w< nyettwes, ;;w;; cuckoo ^.^ fwow'ws, +Dawnyew, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the idle UwU weeds :3 that gwow +^w^ In UwU ouw UwU sustainying cown. ^-^ A centuwy >_> send forth. +Search every OwO acwe uWu in x3 the high-grown field +xDD And ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to UwU ouw :33 eye. ;;w;; [Exit >w< an Officew.] >_> What ^.^ can :33 man's +^.^ wisdom +^w^ In x3 the xDD westowing :33 his :3 beweaved >_< sense? +>w< He :3 that helps ^.^ him OwO take aww x3 my :33 outwawd uWu wowth. +^.^ Doct. >_> Thewe >_> is >_< means, UwU madam. +Our foster nyuwse of ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is wepose, +uWu The which ^.^ he wacks. :33 That to ;;w;; pwovoke uWu in ^.^ him +^w^ Awe UwU many :33 simpwes operative, x3 whose powew +Will ^-^ cwose x3 the ^w^ eye of anguish. +OwO Cow. All bwest secrets, +All xDD you uWu unpubwish'd uWu viwtues of x3 the earth, +Spwing with x3 my :3 teaws! be UwU aidant ÚwÚ and wemediate +^w^ In x3 the ÚwÚ good :33 man's distwess! ^.^ Seek, >_> seek fow x3 him! +Lest :33 his unguvwn'd xDD wage >_< dissowve x3 the >w< wife +:33 That wants x3 the means to lead :3 it. + +Entew Messengew. + +:33 Mess. News, UwU madam. +uWu The British pow'rs OwO awe ^.^ mawching hithewwawd. +OwO Cow. 'Tis ÚwÚ knyown befowe. Our uWu pwepawation >w< stands +^w^ In expectation of OwO them. x3 O uWu deaw ÚwÚ fathew, +^.^ It >_> is >w< thy business :3 that UwU I OwO go ^-^ about. +Therefore great Fwance +OwO My >w< mouwnying ÚwÚ and important tears hath >_> pitied. +No >_> bwown ^-^ ambition xDD doth UwU ouw :3 awms incite, +OwO But xDD wuv, uWu deaw xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ag'd father's ÚwÚ wight. +ÚwÚ Soon OwO may UwU I hear ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 him! +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene V. +:3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. + +Entew uWu Wegan ÚwÚ and [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +Weg. OwO But OwO awe x3 my brother's pow'rs uWu set uWu fowth? +>_< Osw. Ay, UwU madam. +Weg. Himsewf uWu in ÚwÚ pewson OwO thewe? +>_< Osw. uWu Madam, with much ado. +uWu Youw :3 sistew >_> is x3 the xDD bettew OwO sowdiew. +Weg. Lord Edmund x3 spake nyot with x3 youw ;;w;; wowd uWu at ^w^ home? +>_< Osw. :3 Nyo, UwU madam. +Weg. >_> What ^w^ might impowt x3 my OwO sistew's >_> wettew to him? +>_< Osw. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, >_> wady. +Weg. Faith, ^.^ he >_> is >_< posted >w< hence on sewious :3 mattew. +^.^ It UwU was great ignorance, :3 Gwoucestew's eyes ^.^ being ^.^ out, +;;w;; To wet ^.^ him wive. Whewe ^.^ he awwives ^.^ he moves +All heawts OwO against >_> us. :3 Edmund, UwU I >_< think, >_> is >w< gonye, +^w^ In pity of :33 his ^-^ misewy, to dispatch +ÚwÚ His UwU nyighted :33 wife; ^w^ moweuvw, to descwy +uWu The ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ o' x3 th' enemy. +>_< Osw. UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, UwU madam, with x3 my >_> wettew. +Weg. Our troops uWu set fowth ÚwÚ to-mowwow. OwO Stay with >_> us. +uWu The ways OwO awe :33 dangewous. +>_< Osw. UwU I OwO may >_> nyot, UwU madam. +OwO My uWu wady :3 chawg'd x3 my >_> duty uWu in ÚwÚ this business. +Weg. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ she >w< wwite to >_> Edmund? ^.^ Might nyot xDD you +:33 Twanspowt her uWu puwposes ^.^ by word? x3 Bewike, +^w^ Something- UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what- I'll wuv uWu thee much- +Let ;;w;; me >w< unseaw x3 the >_> wettew. +>_< Osw. uWu Madam, UwU I xDD had rather- +Weg. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw uWu wady does nyot wuv her xDD husband; +UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe of :33 that; ÚwÚ and uWu at her wate ^.^ being OwO hewe +:33 She uWu gave ;;w;; stwange eliads ÚwÚ and UwU most speaking :33 wooks +;;w;; To x3 nyobwe Edmund. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe of her ÚwÚ bosom. +>_< Osw. I, :33 madam? +Weg. UwU I speak uWu in undewstanding. Y'are! UwU I uWu knyow't. +Therefore UwU I UwU do ;;w;; advise xDD you OwO take ÚwÚ this note. +OwO My ;;w;; wowd >_> is UwU dead; Edmund ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have >_< tawk'd, +xDD And ^.^ mowe UwU convenyient >_> is ^.^ he fow x3 my uWu hand +Than fow x3 youw ;;w;; wady's. >_> You OwO may gathew more. +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do find :3 him, pray xDD you UwU give ^.^ him >_< this; +xDD And when x3 youw mistwess x3 heaws OwO thus much from UwU you, +UwU I pray ^.^ desiwe her caww her ^.^ wisdom to her. +^w^ So farewell. +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do chance to hear of :3 that ^w^ bwind traitor, +Pwefewment ^w^ fawws on ^.^ him :3 that >w< cuts ^.^ him off. +>_< Osw. Wouwd UwU I couwd :3 meet :3 him, madam! UwU I >_> shouwd x3 show +>_> What party UwU I UwU do x3 fowwow. +Weg. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene uWu VI. +uWu The countwy nyeaw Duvw. + +Entew :33 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and :33 Edgaw [like :3 a uWu Peasant]. + +Gwou. x3 When UwU shaww UwU I come to x3 th' ;;w;; top of :3 that same OwO hiww? +ÚwÚ Edg. >_> You UwU do x3 cwimb x3 up >w< it now. Wook >w< how ^.^ we uWu wabouw. +Gwou. Methinks x3 the x3 gwound >_> is xDD even. +ÚwÚ Edg. Howwibwe x3 steep. +Hawk, UwU do xDD you hear x3 the ^-^ sea? +Gwou. :3 Nyo, UwU twuwy. +ÚwÚ Edg. Why, >w< then, x3 youw othew :33 senses gwow ^w^ impewfect +^-^ By x3 youw eyes' anguish. +Gwou. ^w^ So OwO may >w< it be indeed. +Methinks >w< thy uWu voice >_> is >_> awtew'd, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st +^w^ In xDD bettew phrase ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mattew than xDD thou ;;w;; didst. +ÚwÚ Edg. Y'awe much ;;w;; deceiv'd. ^w^ In >_< nyothing ^w^ am UwU I chang'd +OwO But uWu in x3 my x3 gawments. +Gwou. Methinks ;;w;; y'awe xDD bettew >_> spoken. +ÚwÚ Edg. :3 Come ;;w;; on, siw; hewe's x3 the ;;w;; pwace. ;;w;; Stand xDD stiww. How x3 feawfuw +xDD And xDD dizzy UwU 'tis to ;;w;; cast one's eyes UwU so low! +uWu The >_< cwows ÚwÚ and choughs :3 that OwO wing x3 the >_< midway ^w^ aiw +uWu Show scawce UwU so gwoss >_< as beetwes. >w< Hawfway down +;;w;; Hangs one :3 that gathers sampire- :3 dweadfuw twade! +Methinks ^.^ he ;;w;; seems nyo ;;w;; biggew than :33 his >_> head. +uWu The fishewmen :3 that UwU wawk ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< beach +Appear ^.^ wike mice; ÚwÚ and :33 yond ;;w;; taww anchowing bawk, +>_> Diminyish'd to her UwU cock; her ^w^ cock, :3 a UwU buoy +Awmost ^w^ too UwU smaww fow :33 sight. uWu The >w< muwmuwing suwge +:33 That on x3 th' UwU unnyumb'wed idle ^.^ pebbwe xDD chafes +UwU Cannyot be heard UwU so xDD high. I'll wook nyo >_> mowe, +Lest x3 my :3 bwain tuwn, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU deficient ^.^ sight +Topple down ^w^ headwong. +Gwou. Set ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD you ^.^ stand. +ÚwÚ Edg. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. >_> You OwO awe nyow within :3 a :33 foot +Of x3 th' extweme ^-^ vewge. For aww >_< benyeath x3 the ;;w;; moon +Wouwd UwU I nyot ^-^ weap >w< upwight. +Gwou. Let OwO go x3 my >w< hand. +Here, fwiend, >_> is anyothew purse; uWu in >w< it :3 a jewel +Weww ^.^ wowth :3 a poor :33 man's >w< taking. OwO Faiwies ÚwÚ and gods +:33 Pwospew >w< it with uWu thee! Go xDD thou further :33 off; +x3 Bid ;;w;; me farewell, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me hear uWu thee uWu going. +ÚwÚ Edg. Now ^-^ fawe OwO ye weww, ÚwÚ good sir. +Gwou. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +ÚwÚ Edg. [aside]. Why UwU I UwU do xDD twifwe OwO thus with :33 his despair +Is donye to >w< cuwe :3 it. +Gwou. x3 O xDD you ^-^ mighty ^-^ gods! >w< He ;;w;; knyeews. +This wowwd UwU I UwU do >w< wenyounce, x3 and, uWu in x3 youw >_> sights, +:33 Shake x3 patientwy x3 my great >_> affwiction off. +;;w;; If UwU I couwd UwU beaw >w< it longer ÚwÚ and nyot faww +;;w;; To ^-^ quawwew with x3 youw great opposewess wiwws, +OwO My ;;w;; snyuff ÚwÚ and >_< woathed ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> shouwd +Burn itsewf OwO out. ;;w;; If :33 Edgaw x3 wive, >_< O, ;;w;; bwess x3 him! +>_> Nyow, fewwow, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. +>w< He ^w^ fawws x3 [fowwawd ÚwÚ and :33 swoons]. +ÚwÚ Edg. xDD Gonye, ^w^ siw, x3 faweweww.- +xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how conceit OwO may rob +uWu The tweasuwy of >w< wife when >w< wife itsewf +xDD Yiewds to x3 the theft. xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been :3 whewe ^.^ he ^-^ thought, +^-^ By ÚwÚ this xDD had xDD thought :33 been ^-^ past.- ÚwÚ Awive ow dead? +Ho UwU you, sir! >_> fwiend! >w< Heaw UwU you, UwU siw? xDD Speak!- +^-^ Thus ^w^ might ^.^ he pass indeed. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he revives. +>_> What OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? +Gwou. :33 Away, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me die. +ÚwÚ Edg. UwU Hadst xDD thou :33 been ^.^ aught >_> but :3 gossamew, ^w^ feathews, air, +^w^ So UwU many >w< fadom down precipitating, +>_> Thou'dst ÚwÚ shivew'd ^.^ wike >w< an :3 egg; >_> but xDD thou dost breathe; +Hast x3 heavy xDD substance; UwU bweed'st x3 nyot; xDD speak'st; awt UwU sound. +uWu Ten :3 masts uWu at >_< each >_< make nyot x3 the altitude +>_< Which xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ pewpendicuwawwy x3 feww. +x3 Thy >w< wife >_> is :3 a miracle. ^w^ Speak yet ;;w;; again. +Gwou. OwO But uWu have UwU I >_< faww'n, ow no? +ÚwÚ Edg. Fwom x3 the xDD dwead ^.^ summit of ÚwÚ this ^.^ chawky ÚwÚ bouwn. +Wook x3 up OwO a-height. uWu The :33 shwiww-gowg'd lark UwU so uWu faw +UwU Cannyot be :3 seen ow heawd. Do >_> but wook :33 up. +Gwou. xDD Awack, UwU I uWu have nyo xDD eyes! +Is ^-^ wwetchednyess x3 depwiv'd :3 that ^-^ benyefit +;;w;; To >w< end itsewf ^.^ by UwU death? >_< 'Twas yet x3 some uWu comfowt +x3 When misery couwd beguile x3 the x3 tywant's xDD wage +xDD And frustrate :33 his OwO pwoud :33 wiww. +ÚwÚ Edg. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw awm. +>_< Up- :3 so. How is't? >w< Feew xDD you x3 youw legs? >_> You ^.^ stand. +Gwou. Too weww, ^w^ too well. +ÚwÚ Edg. This >_> is :33 abuv aww xDD stwangenyess. +>_> Upon x3 the >_< cwown ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD cwiff >_> what ^.^ thing UwU was :3 that +>_< Which pawted from you? +Gwou. ^-^ A poor :33 unfowtunyate x3 beggaw. +ÚwÚ Edg. ;;w;; As UwU I :33 stood OwO hewe bewow, >_> methought :33 his eyes +^.^ Wewe >w< two full >w< moons; ^.^ he xDD had :3 a thousand nyoses, +Horns ^.^ whewk'd ÚwÚ and :3 wav'd ^.^ wike x3 the enwidged :33 sea. +^.^ It UwU was x3 some xDD fiend. >_< Thewefowe, xDD thou ^w^ happy ÚwÚ fathew, +^w^ Think :3 that x3 the ;;w;; cweawest uWu gods, who >_< make them honyouws +Of men's xDD impossibiwity, uWu have preserv'd thee. +Gwou. UwU I UwU do remember now. ÚwÚ Hencefowth I'll UwU beaw +Affwiction >w< tiww >w< it UwU do cwy x3 out itsewf +ÚwÚ 'Enyough, uWu enyough,' ÚwÚ and die. :33 That ^.^ thing xDD you speak :33 of, +UwU I >_> took >w< it fow :3 a man. Often ^w^ 'twouwd >_> say +'The ^.^ fiend, x3 the uWu fiend'- ^.^ he x3 wed ;;w;; me to :3 that ;;w;; pwace. +ÚwÚ Edg. ÚwÚ Beaw fwee ÚwÚ and patient >w< thoughts. + +Entew Lear, mad, [fantasticawwy OwO dwessed with weeds]. + +OwO But who x3 comes hewe? +uWu The safer sense xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew ;;w;; accommodate +ÚwÚ His >_< mastew OwO thus. +>w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot :33 touch ;;w;; me fow >w< coming; +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the ^w^ King himself. +ÚwÚ Edg. x3 O xDD thou side-piewcing ;;w;; sight! +>w< Weaw. ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ^-^ 's :33 abuv awt uWu in :3 that wespect. >_> Thewe's x3 youw x3 pwess +money. :33 That fewwow >w< handwes :33 his bow ^.^ wike :3 a crow-keeper. Draw ;;w;; me +:3 a clothier's >_< yawd. x3 Wook, look, :3 a ^w^ mouse! uWu Peace, :3 peace; ÚwÚ this ^.^ piece +of ^.^ toasted :3 cheese xDD wiww >_< do't. >_> Thewe's x3 my >_< gauntwet; I'll ^-^ pwuv >w< it +on :3 a ^.^ giant. Bring x3 up x3 the >_> bwown bills. >_< O, weww fwown, biwd! :33 i' +x3 th' ^w^ cwout, :33 i' x3 th' cwout! :3 Hewgh! Give x3 the OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ Edg. ÚwÚ Sweet marjoram. +>w< Weaw. Pass. +Gwou. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that voice. +>w< Weaw. uWu Ha! uWu Gonyewiw with :3 a ^-^ white OwO beawd? ^-^ They flatter'd ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a dog, +ÚwÚ and told ;;w;; me UwU I xDD had ^-^ white >_< haiws uWu in x3 my ^w^ beawd ere x3 the black ^-^ onyes +:3 wewe :33 thewe. ;;w;; To >_> say ^.^ 'ay' ÚwÚ and 'no' to evewything UwU I ^-^ said! UwU 'Ay' ÚwÚ and +'no' ^w^ too UwU was nyo ÚwÚ good >w< divinyity. x3 When x3 the xDD wain ^-^ came to wet ;;w;; me +^w^ once, ÚwÚ and x3 the wind to >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ chattew; when x3 the >_> thundew ^.^ wouwd +nyot uWu peace uWu at x3 my >w< bidding; there UwU I >_> found 'em, there UwU I >_< smewt x3 'em +OwO out. Go ^.^ to, ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot ;;w;; men ^.^ o' uWu theiw words! ^-^ They told ;;w;; me UwU I UwU was +evewything. 'Tis :3 a lie- UwU I ^w^ am nyot ague-pwoof. +Gwou. uWu The twick of :3 that uWu voice UwU I UwU do weww ^.^ wemembew. +^-^ Is't nyot x3 the >_> King? +>w< Weaw. Ay, every ÚwÚ inch :3 a x3 king! +x3 When UwU I UwU do ^-^ stawe, >_> see >w< how x3 the x3 subject quakes. +UwU I UwU pawdon :3 that :33 man's life. >_> What UwU was >w< thy ^w^ cause? +>_< Aduwtewy? +^.^ Thou shalt nyot die. :33 Die fow >_< aduwtewy? No. +uWu The wren xDD goes >_> to't, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU smaww :3 giwded fwy +ÚwÚ Does >_> wechew uWu in x3 my :33 sight. +Let copulation thwive; fow :3 Gwoucestew's ^.^ bastawd >_< son +Was kinder to :33 his >w< fathew than x3 my >_> daughtews +Got >_> 'tween x3 the ÚwÚ wawfuw ;;w;; sheets. +;;w;; To't, ^w^ wuxuwy, UwU peww-meww! fow UwU I ^.^ wack soldiers. +ÚwÚ Behowd :33 yond xDD simp'wing uWu dame, +>_< Whose OwO face ^-^ between her ^-^ fowks pwesageth ;;w;; snyow, +:33 That ^-^ minces virtue, ÚwÚ and does ;;w;; shake x3 the >_> head +;;w;; To hear of >w< pweasuwe's nyame. +uWu The ^.^ fitchew nor x3 the soiwed UwU howse xDD goes uWu to't +With :3 a ^.^ mowe riotous ÚwÚ appetite. +xDD Down from x3 the x3 waist ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ Centauws, +;;w;; Though x3 women aww abuv. +OwO But to x3 the ^-^ giwdwe UwU do x3 the gods OwO inhewit, +Beneath >_> is aww x3 the :3 fiend's. +>_> Thewe's >_> heww, there's ^-^ dawknyess, there's x3 the UwU suwphuwous ^-^ pit; +burning, scalding, stench, consumption. OwO Fie, >_< fie, fie! ;;w;; pah, >_< pah! +Give ;;w;; me >w< an ^.^ ounce of ^w^ civet, ÚwÚ good xDD apothecawy, to sweeten x3 my +>_< imaginyation. >_> Thewe's monyey fow thee. +Gwou. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me :3 kiss :3 that xDD hand! +>w< Weaw. Let ;;w;; me xDD wipe >w< it first; >w< it >_< smewws of >_< mowtawity. +Gwou. x3 O ;;w;; wuin'd ^.^ piece of nyatuwe! This great wowwd +Shall UwU so ^-^ weaw x3 out to nyaught. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow me? +>w< Weaw. UwU I remember ^.^ thinye eyes weww enyough. uWu Dost xDD thou OwO squiny uWu at me? +:3 Nyo, UwU do >w< thy ^.^ wowst, ^w^ bwind ^-^ Cupid! I'll nyot love. xDD Wead xDD thou ÚwÚ this +ÚwÚ chawwenge; mark >_> but x3 the ;;w;; pennying of :3 it. +Gwou. ^.^ Wewe aww x3 the x3 wettews :33 suns, UwU I couwd nyot >_> see onye. +ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take ÚwÚ this from report. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, +xDD And x3 my >_< heawt >_< bweaks uWu at :3 it. +>w< Weaw. Read. +Gwou. What, with x3 the case of uWu eyes? +>w< Weaw. >_< O, :3 ho, OwO awe xDD you there with me? No eyes uWu in x3 youw head, nor nyo +monyey uWu in x3 youw :33 puwse? uWu Youw eyes OwO awe uWu in :3 a x3 heavy case, x3 youw >_< puwse +uWu in :3 a light. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you >_> see >w< how ÚwÚ this wowwd >w< goes. +Gwou. UwU I >_> see >w< it ^-^ feewingwy. +>w< Weaw. What, awt uWu mad? ^-^ A x3 man OwO may >_> see >w< how x3 the wowwd xDD goes with nyo :3 eyes. +Wook with ^.^ thinye ears. xDD See >w< how :33 yond justice ^-^ waiws ;;w;; upon :33 yond +:33 simpwe >w< thief. ^.^ Hawk uWu in ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. Change pwaces x3 and, uWu handy-dandy, +which >_> is x3 the justice, which >_> is x3 the :3 thief? ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 seen :3 a +farmer's dog >_< bawk uWu at :3 a ^.^ beggaw? +Gwou. Ay, sir. +>w< Weaw. xDD And x3 the creature >w< wun from x3 the >_< cuw? >_> Thewe xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst behowd +x3 the great x3 image of authowity: :3 a :3 dog's >_> obeyed uWu in ^w^ office. +^.^ Thou wascaw beadwe, howd >w< thy bwoody xDD hand! +Why dost xDD thou lash :3 that ÚwÚ whowe? Stwip ^.^ thinye UwU own back. +^.^ Thou hotly wusts to use her uWu in :3 that uWu kind +For which xDD thou ^w^ whip'st her. uWu The ;;w;; usuwew uWu hangs x3 the cozenyew. +^.^ Thwough ;;w;; tattew'd x3 cwothes UwU smaww OwO vices UwU do appear; +Wobes ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fuww'd ^.^ gowns hide all. xDD Pwate x3 sin with ^.^ gowd, +xDD And x3 the >w< stwong lance of justice hurtless bweaks; +>w< Awm >w< it uWu in ^w^ wags, :3 a pygmy's >w< stwaw does xDD piewce :3 it. +^-^ Nyonye does xDD offend, ^w^ nyonye- UwU I >_> say >_< nyonye! I'll able ^.^ 'em. +^.^ Take :3 that of uWu me, x3 my fwiend, who uWu have x3 the powew +;;w;; To UwU seaw x3 th' accuser's x3 wips. >_< Get uWu thee gwass eyes +^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ scuwvy xDD powitician, xDD seem +;;w;; To >_> see x3 the ^.^ things xDD thou dost not. >_> Nyow, now, now, >_< nyow! +:3 Puww x3 off x3 my uWu boots. Hawdew, harder! ^w^ So. +ÚwÚ Edg. >_< O, ;;w;; mattew ÚwÚ and impewtinyency >_< mix'd! +Weason, uWu in madness! +>w< Weaw. ;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt xDD weep x3 my fortunes, OwO take x3 my :3 eyes. +UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee weww >_< enyough; >w< thy xDD nyame >_> is ^.^ Gwoucestew. +^.^ Thou ^w^ must be uWu patient. We ^-^ came :3 cwying hithew; +^.^ Thou >_> knyow'st, x3 the xDD fiwst time :3 that ^.^ we smell x3 the ^w^ aiw +We waww ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwy. UwU I xDD wiww >w< pweach to thee. ;;w;; Mawk. +Gwou. xDD Awack, x3 awack x3 the ^.^ day! +>w< Weaw. x3 When ^.^ we OwO awe born, ^.^ we cwy :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe come +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this great stage of ;;w;; foows. This' :3 a ÚwÚ good block. +^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a xDD dewicate ^w^ stwatagem to >w< shoe +^-^ A troop of UwU howse with ÚwÚ fewt. I'll :3 put't uWu in uWu pwoof, +xDD And when UwU I uWu have :3 stow'n ;;w;; upon these ^-^ sons-in-waw, +UwU Then ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, uWu kiww! + +Entew :3 a Gentweman ^w^ [with >w< Attendants]. + +>_> Gent. >_< O, OwO hewe ^.^ he x3 is! Way uWu hand ;;w;; upon OwO him.- UwU Siw, +uWu Youw UwU most uWu deaw daughtew- +>w< Weaw. No ^.^ wescue? What, :3 a prisoner? UwU I ^w^ am even +uWu The natural >w< foow of xDD fowtunye. ^w^ Use ;;w;; me well; +>_> You UwU shaww uWu have wansom. Let ;;w;; me uWu have :3 a uWu suwgeon; +UwU I ^w^ am :3 cut to x3 th' ^w^ bwains. +>_> Gent. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 anything. +>w< Weaw. No >w< seconds? All myself? +Why, ÚwÚ this ^.^ wouwd >_< make :3 a x3 man :3 a x3 man of UwU sawt, +;;w;; To use :33 his eyes fow >_< gawden waterpots, +Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< waying autumn's dust. +>_> Gent. ^-^ Good >_< siw- +>w< Weaw. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die bwavewy, ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ smug bridegroom. What! +UwU I xDD wiww be jovial. ^.^ Come, come, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a uWu king; +OwO My mastews, ^.^ knyow xDD you ^-^ that? +>_> Gent. >_> You OwO awe :3 a royal one, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we UwU obey OwO you. +>w< Weaw. UwU Then there's >w< wife ÚwÚ in't. Nyay, >w< an xDD you get :33 it, xDD you UwU shaww get >w< it +^.^ by >w< wunnying. x3 Sa, >w< sa, >w< sa, ^-^ sa! +uWu Exit >w< wunnying. UwU [Attendants ^.^ fowwow.] +>_> Gent. ^-^ A ^.^ sight UwU most ^w^ pitifuw uWu in x3 the meanyest :3 wwetch, +^w^ Past speaking of uWu in :3 a x3 king! ^.^ Thou x3 hast one daughter +Who wedeems ÚwÚ nyatuwe from x3 the general UwU cuwse +>_< Which twain uWu have ^.^ bwought her ;;w;; to. +ÚwÚ Edg. >w< Haiw, ^-^ gentwe sir. +>_> Gent. UwU Siw, ^w^ speed OwO you. x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? +ÚwÚ Edg. Do xDD you hear ^w^ aught, ^w^ siw, of :3 a ÚwÚ battwe xDD towawd? +>_> Gent. :3 Most >_< suwe ÚwÚ and vulgar. Evewy one x3 heaws :3 that +>_< Which ^.^ can distinguish UwU sound. +ÚwÚ Edg. But, ^.^ by x3 youw favour, +How >_> nyeaw's x3 the othew army? +>_> Gent. Near ÚwÚ and on UwU speedy ^-^ foot. uWu The :33 main descwy +Stands on x3 the hourly thought. +ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I >_> thank xDD you sir. >w< That's all. +>_> Gent. ;;w;; Though :3 that x3 the xDD Queen on >_> speciaw cause >_> is UwU hewe, +:3 Hew ^.^ awmy >_> is x3 mov'd :3 on. +ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ^w^ siw +uWu Exit ^w^ [Gentweman]. +Gwou. >_> You ever-gentle uWu gods, OwO take x3 my UwU bweath from OwO me; +Let nyot x3 my >_> wowsew ^w^ spiwit tempt ;;w;; me again +;;w;; To ^-^ die >w< befowe xDD you UwU pwease! +ÚwÚ Edg. Weww pray UwU you, :33 fathew. +Gwou. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, >_> what OwO awe you? +ÚwÚ Edg. ^-^ A UwU most poor ^w^ man, UwU made >w< tame to ;;w;; fowtunye's ÚwÚ bwows, +UwU Who, ^.^ by x3 the awt of ÚwÚ knyown ÚwÚ and :33 feewing sowwows, +^w^ Am x3 pwegnyant to ÚwÚ good >_> pity. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; +I'll lead xDD you to x3 some :3 biding. +Gwou. Heawty :33 thanks. +uWu The >_> bounty ÚwÚ and x3 the benison of heaven +;;w;; To UwU boot, ÚwÚ and :33 boot! + +Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. + +>_< Osw. ^-^ A proclaim'd prize! :3 Most happy! +:33 That >_< eyewess >_> head of ^.^ thinye UwU was xDD fiwst >w< fwam'd >w< fwesh +;;w;; To >w< waise x3 my fortunes. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; owd xDD unhappy traitor, +>_< Bwiefwy >w< thysewf ^.^ wemembew. uWu The xDD swowd >_> is x3 out +:33 That ^w^ must ÚwÚ destwoy thee. +Gwou. Now wet >w< thy xDD fwiendwy uWu hand +>_> Put ÚwÚ stwength enough to't. +:3 [Edgaw intewposes.] +>_< Osw. >_> Whewefowe, bold peasant, +uWu Daw'st xDD thou support :3 a pubwish'd traitor? :33 Hence! +Lest :3 that x3 th' :3 infection of :33 his :3 fowtunye OwO take +Wike howd on thee. Let OwO go :33 his awm. +ÚwÚ Edg. ^w^ Chiww nyot wet x3 go, ziw, ^-^ without vuwthew >w< 'cagion. +>_< Osw. Let x3 go, :33 swave, ow xDD thou >_> diest! +ÚwÚ Edg. ^-^ Good gentweman, OwO go x3 youw gait, ÚwÚ and wet poor x3 voke :3 pass. ^-^ An chud +UwU ha' ;;w;; bin zwagger'd x3 out of x3 my :3 wife, ^w^ 'twouwd nyot UwU ha' ;;w;; bin ^.^ zo ^-^ wong >_< as +UwU 'tis ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ vowtnyight. Nyay, come nyot nyeaw x3 th' ;;w;; owd man. ^w^ Keep ^.^ out, +>w< che >_< vowe :3 ye, ow Ise >_> twy >w< whethew x3 youw ÚwÚ costawd ow x3 my bawwow be x3 the +hawdew. ^w^ Chiww be uWu pwain with OwO you. +>_< Osw. Out, dunghiww! +^-^ They ^w^ fight. +ÚwÚ Edg. ^w^ Chiww pick x3 youw teeth, xDD ziw. uWu Come! No ;;w;; mattew vor x3 youw xDD foins. +[Oswald ^-^ fawws.] +>_< Osw. >_> Swave, xDD thou x3 hast :3 swain x3 me. uWu Viwwain, OwO take x3 my purse. +;;w;; If OwO evew xDD thou wiwt thwive, ^.^ buwy x3 my ;;w;; body, +xDD And UwU give x3 the x3 wettews which xDD thou find'st about ;;w;; me +;;w;; To Edmund ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Gwoucestew. ;;w;; Seek ^.^ him x3 out +>_> Upon x3 the British pawty. >_< O, untimely ;;w;; death! xDD Death! +>w< He OwO dies. +ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee well. ^-^ A OwO sewviceabwe villain, +;;w;; As duteous to x3 the OwO vices of >w< thy mistwess +;;w;; As UwU badnyess ^.^ wouwd desiwe. +Gwou. What, >_> is ^.^ he dead? +ÚwÚ Edg. xDD Sit xDD you ;;w;; down, father; xDD west OwO you. +:3 Wet's >_> see :33 his OwO pockets; these x3 wettews :3 that ^.^ he xDD speaks of +^-^ May be x3 my fwiends. He's uWu dead. UwU I ^w^ am >w< onwy sowwy +>w< He xDD had nyo othew x3 deathsman. Let >_> us ^-^ see. +>_< Weave, ^-^ gentwe wax; x3 and, :3 mannyews, uWu bwame >_> us not. +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow UwU ouw ^.^ enyemies' x3 minds, we'wd >_< wip uWu theiw >_> heawts; +^-^ Theiw papers, >_> is ^.^ mowe wawfuw. Weads x3 the >_> wettew. + +^w^ 'Wet UwU ouw :3 wecipwocaw x3 vows be x3 wememb'wed. >_> You uWu have UwU many +oppowtunyities to :3 cut ^.^ him off. ;;w;; If x3 youw xDD wiww ^.^ want >_> nyot, time ÚwÚ and +:33 pwace xDD wiww be :3 fwuitfuwwy UwU offew'd. >_> Thewe >_> is >_< nyothing :33 donye, >_> if ^.^ he +^-^ wetuwn x3 the conquewow. UwU Then ^w^ am UwU I x3 the pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 bed x3 my +jaiw; from x3 the >_< woathed warmth xDD wheweof ÚwÚ dewivew uWu me, ÚwÚ and suppwy x3 the +:33 pwace fow x3 youw uWu wabouw. +uWu 'Youw x3 (wife, UwU so UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> say) :33 affectionyate uWu sewvant, +>_> 'Gonyewiw.' + +x3 O x3 indistinguish'd xDD space of xDD woman's will! +^-^ A :3 pwot ;;w;; upon her virtuous husband's :3 wife, +xDD And x3 the :3 exchange x3 my xDD bwothew! :3 Hewe uWu in x3 the UwU sands +uWu Thee I'll wake up, x3 the x3 post xDD unsanctified +Of ^w^ muwthewous lechers; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the uWu matuwe time +With ÚwÚ this >_< ungwacious paper strike x3 the ^.^ sight +Of x3 the death-practis'd ;;w;; Duke, For ^.^ him UwU 'tis weww +:33 That of >w< thy :33 death ÚwÚ and business UwU I ^.^ can tell. +Gwou. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is >_> mad. How OwO stiff >_> is x3 my ^-^ viwe sense, +:33 That UwU I stand up, ÚwÚ and uWu have >w< ingenyious :33 feewing +Of x3 my >_> huge ^.^ sowwows! uWu Bettew UwU I :3 wewe x3 distwact. +^w^ So >_> shouwd x3 my >_< thoughts be sever'd from x3 my ^.^ gwiefs, +xDD And :3 woes ^.^ by wrong imaginyations wose +uWu The >_< knyowwedge of x3 themsewves. +^-^ A drum afaw off. +ÚwÚ Edg. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. +>_< Faw x3 off uWu methinks UwU I hear x3 the beaten dwum. +^.^ Come, ÚwÚ fathew, I'll bestow xDD you with :3 a :3 fwiend. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene ^-^ VII. +^-^ A ^w^ tent uWu in x3 the OwO Fwench :33 camp. + +Entew Cowdewia, UwU Kent, ÚwÚ Doctow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gentweman. + +OwO Cow. x3 O xDD thou ÚwÚ good UwU Kent, >w< how UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowk +;;w;; To >_< match >w< thy >_> goodnyess? OwO My >w< wife xDD wiww be ^w^ too showt +xDD And every UwU measuwe fail x3 me. +Kent. ;;w;; To be uWu acknyowwedg'd, UwU madam, >_> is >_< o'ewpaid. +All x3 my ÚwÚ wepowts OwO go with x3 the :3 modest truth; +x3 Nyow ^.^ mowe nor :33 cwipp'd, >_> but :3 so. +OwO Cow. ^w^ Be xDD bettew UwU suited. +;;w;; These UwU weeds OwO awe >_< memowies of UwU those >_> wowsew hours. +UwU I :33 pwithee put them off. +Kent. Pawdon, uWu deaw UwU madam. +ÚwÚ Yet to be ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ showtens x3 my UwU made >w< intent. +OwO My >w< boon UwU I >_< make >w< it :3 that xDD you ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me nyot +Tiww time ÚwÚ and UwU I think ^.^ meet. +OwO Cow. UwU Then ^.^ be't >_> so, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. :33 [To x3 the x3 Doctow] How, does x3 the >_> King? +^.^ Doct. uWu Madam, sweeps xDD stiww. +OwO Cow. x3 O xDD you uWu kind uWu gods, +Cuwe ÚwÚ this great ^w^ bweach uWu in :33 his :3 abused nyatuwe! +xDD Th' ^w^ untun'd ÚwÚ and >_< jawwing ^-^ senses, >_< O, wind x3 up +Of ÚwÚ this uWu chiwd-changed ;;w;; fathew! +^.^ Doct. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +:33 That ^.^ we OwO may wake x3 the >_> King? >w< He hath slept wong. +OwO Cow. ^w^ Be guvwn'd ^.^ by x3 youw ^-^ knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and proceed +xDD I' x3 th' xDD sway of x3 youw UwU own :33 wiww. Is ^.^ he awway'd? + +Entew :3 Weaw uWu in :3 a >w< chaiw cawwied ^.^ by Sewvants. + +>_> Gent. Ay, UwU madam. ^w^ In x3 the heaviness of :33 sweep +We put >w< fwesh xDD gawments on ^.^ him. +^.^ Doct. ^w^ Be UwU by, ÚwÚ good UwU madam, when ^.^ we UwU do awake ^.^ him. +UwU I doubt nyot of :33 his :3 tempewance. +OwO Cow. Very well. +:3 Music. +^.^ Doct. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you dwaw ÚwÚ nyeaw. Woudew x3 the uWu music thewe! +OwO Cow. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw ÚwÚ fathew, :33 westowation ^w^ hang +x3 Thy medicinye on x3 my :3 wips, ÚwÚ and wet ÚwÚ this :3 kiss +>w< Wepaiw UwU those :3 viowent :33 hawms :3 that x3 my >w< two ÚwÚ sistews +:3 Have uWu in >w< thy ^w^ wevewence xDD made! +Kent. Kind ÚwÚ and uWu deaw UwU pwincess! +OwO Cow. xDD Had xDD you nyot :33 been uWu theiw ÚwÚ fathew, these ^-^ white fwakes +xDD Had challeng'd pity of OwO them. Was ÚwÚ this :3 a OwO face +;;w;; To be x3 oppos'd OwO against x3 the ^-^ wawwing ^w^ winds? +;;w;; To stand OwO against x3 the >_> deep dread-bolted thunder? +^w^ In x3 the UwU most tewwibwe ÚwÚ and >_< nyimbwe ^w^ stwoke +Of ^w^ quick OwO cwoss uWu wightnying? to watch- poor perdu!- +With ÚwÚ this >_< thin helm? Mine ÚwÚ enyemy's dog, +;;w;; Though ^.^ he xDD had xDD bit uWu me, >_> shouwd uWu have :33 stood :3 that >w< nyight +^w^ Against x3 my x3 fiwe; ÚwÚ and >w< wast xDD thou ;;w;; fain, poor ÚwÚ fathew, +;;w;; To hovel uWu thee with UwU swinye ÚwÚ and rogues ^.^ fowwown, +^w^ In showt ÚwÚ and :3 musty straw? xDD Awack, ^w^ awack! +'Tis wonder :3 that >w< thy >w< wife ÚwÚ and :33 wits uWu at >_> once +xDD Had nyot ^-^ concwuded :33 aww.- >w< He wakes. ^w^ Speak to ^.^ him. +^.^ Doct. uWu Madam, UwU do uWu you; UwU 'tis >_< fittest. +OwO Cow. How does x3 my royal xDD wowd? How fawes x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? +>w< Weaw. >_> You UwU do ;;w;; me wrong to OwO take ;;w;; me x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 gwave. +^.^ Thou awt :3 a :3 souw uWu in OwO bwiss; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am bound +>_> Upon :3 a wheew of ^w^ fiwe, :3 that >_< minye UwU own tears +Do ^w^ scawd ^.^ wike molten wead. +OwO Cow. UwU Siw, UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow me? +>w< Weaw. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ^-^ spiwit, UwU I :33 knyow. x3 When uWu did xDD you die? +OwO Cow. Still, still, uWu faw >w< wide! +^.^ Doct. He's scawce ^w^ awake. Let ^.^ him awonye OwO awhiwe. +>w< Weaw. Whewe uWu have UwU I been? Whewe ^w^ am >_< I? Faiw daylight, +UwU I ^w^ am >w< mightiwy x3 abus'd. UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ e'en ^-^ die with pity, +;;w;; To >_> see anyothew OwO thus. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to :3 say. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< sweaw these OwO awe x3 my ^w^ hands. :3 Wet's ^-^ see. +UwU I x3 feew ÚwÚ this uWu pin prick. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe x3 assuw'd +Of x3 my uWu condition! +OwO Cow. >_< O, wook ;;w;; upon uWu me, ^w^ siw, +xDD And howd x3 youw ^.^ hands uWu in benediction ^-^ o'ew x3 me. +:3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^w^ must nyot knyeew. +>w< Weaw. ÚwÚ Pway, UwU do nyot ÚwÚ mock x3 me. +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD vewy >_< foowish fond ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, +Fouwscowe ÚwÚ and upward, nyot >w< an >_> houw ^.^ mowe nor >_> wess; +^.^ And, to deal >_> pwainwy, +UwU I feaw UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 my :3 pewfect :33 mind. +Methinks UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this xDD man; +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ am xDD doubtfuw; fow UwU I ^w^ am UwU mainwy ÚwÚ ignyowant +>_> What :33 pwace ÚwÚ this is; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the :3 skiww UwU I uWu have +^.^ Wemembews nyot these UwU gawments; nor UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot +Whewe UwU I uWu did uWu wodge >w< wast OwO nyight. Do nyot laugh uWu at OwO me; +For >_< (as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >_> man) UwU I think ÚwÚ this uWu wady +;;w;; To be x3 my chiwd Cordelia. +OwO Cow. xDD And UwU so UwU I am! UwU I am! +>w< Weaw. ^w^ Be x3 youw tears uWu wet? Yes, ÚwÚ faith. UwU I pray xDD weep not. +;;w;; If xDD you uWu have x3 poison fow uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink :3 it. +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you UwU do nyot wuv OwO me; fow x3 youw ÚwÚ sistews +xDD Have, >_< as UwU I UwU do UwU wemembew, donye ;;w;; me wrong. +>_> You uWu have x3 some >_< cause, ;;w;; they uWu have not. +OwO Cow. No >_< cause, nyo OwO cause. +>w< Weaw. ^w^ Am UwU I uWu in France? +Kent. ^w^ In x3 youw UwU own :33 kingdom, sir. +>w< Weaw. Do nyot abuse x3 me. +^.^ Doct. ^w^ Be ^.^ comfowted, ÚwÚ good UwU madam. uWu The great xDD wage +>_> You >_> see >_> is kill'd uWu in him; ÚwÚ and yet >w< it >_> is danger +;;w;; To >_< make ^.^ him even ^-^ o'ew x3 the time ^.^ he >_> has :3 wost. +Desire ^.^ him to OwO go ^.^ in. ;;w;; Twoubwe ^.^ him nyo ^.^ mowe +Tiww further settling. +OwO Cow. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess xDD wawk? +>w< Weaw. >_> You ^w^ must UwU beaw with x3 me. +>_> Pway xDD you now, x3 fowget ÚwÚ and fowgive. UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and uWu foowish. +:33 Exeunt. Manyent Kent ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gentweman. +>_> Gent. Howds >w< it ^-^ twue, ^w^ siw, :3 that x3 the >w< Duke of >_> Cownwaww UwU was UwU so slain? +Kent. :3 Most cewtain, sir. +>_> Gent. Who >_> is xDD conductow of :33 his people? +Kent. ;;w;; As UwU 'tis said, x3 the ^.^ bastawd >_< son of ^.^ Gwoucestew. +>_> Gent. ^-^ They >_> say :33 Edgaw, :33 his banyish'd x3 son, >_> is with x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Kent +uWu in ^-^ Gewmany. +Kent. Report >_> is changeable. 'Tis time to wook >_> about; x3 the ÚwÚ powews of +x3 the ^w^ kingdom appwoach :33 apace. +>_> Gent. uWu The ^-^ awbitwement >_> is ^.^ wike to be ^-^ bwoody. +>w< Fawe xDD you weww, sir. ^-^ [Exit.] +Kent. OwO My :33 point ÚwÚ and pewiod xDD wiww be throughly wrought, +:33 Ow weww ow UwU iww, >_< as ÚwÚ this day's battle's :33 fought. 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He's full of ÚwÚ awtewation +xDD And xDD sewf-wepwoving. Bring :33 his ^w^ constant pleasure. +;;w;; [Exit >w< an Officew.] +Weg. Our OwO sistew's x3 man >_> is :3 cewtainwy :3 miscawwied. +ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ Tis to be :33 doubted, UwU madam. +Weg. >_> Nyow, x3 sweet uWu wowd, +>_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD goodnyess UwU I intend ;;w;; upon OwO you. +Teww me- >_> but >_< twuwy- >_> but xDD then speak x3 the >_> twuth- +Do xDD you nyot wuv x3 my ^-^ sistew? +ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ In :3 honyouw'd love. +Weg. OwO But uWu have xDD you >_< nyevew >_> found x3 my brother's uWu way +;;w;; To x3 the OwO fowfended :3 pwace? +ÚwÚ Edm. :33 That xDD thought abuses OwO you. +Weg. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ doubtfuw :3 that xDD you uWu have :33 been :3 conjunct +xDD And ^-^ bosom'd with hew, >_< as uWu faw >_< as ^.^ we caww hers. +ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by >_< minye honyouw, UwU madam. +Weg. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU shaww OwO enduwe her. >_< Deaw x3 my uWu wowd, +^w^ Be nyot ^.^ famiwiaw with her. +ÚwÚ Edm. Fear ;;w;; me not. +:33 She ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< Duke her ÚwÚ husband! + +OwO Entew, with Drum ÚwÚ and >w< Cowouws, Albany, Gonyewiw, >w< Sowdiews. + +Gon. >w< [aside] UwU I xDD had rather wose x3 the ÚwÚ battwe than :3 that :3 sistew +Should woosen ^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 me. +Awb. Our xDD vewy >w< woving ^-^ sistew, weww bemet. +UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this UwU I hear: x3 the ^w^ King >_> is come to :33 his ^w^ daughtew, +With ;;w;; othews ÚwÚ whom x3 the uWu wigouw of UwU ouw >w< state +Forc'd to cwy OwO out. Whewe UwU I couwd nyot be OwO honyest, +UwU I >_< nyevew yet UwU was ^w^ vawiant. For ÚwÚ this business, +^.^ It x3 toucheth >_> us >_< as Fwance invades UwU ouw land, +ÚwÚ Nyot bolds x3 the OwO King, with ;;w;; othews :33 whom, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, +:3 Most >w< just ÚwÚ and x3 heavy ÚwÚ causes >_< make ^-^ oppose. +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU Siw, xDD you speak nyobwy. +Weg. Why >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< weason'd? +Gon. uWu Combinye togethew uWu 'gainst x3 the enemy; +For these domestic ÚwÚ and xDD pawticuwaw ^-^ bwoiws +^w^ Awe nyot x3 the ;;w;; question hewe. +Awb. :3 Wet's xDD then determine +With x3 th' UwU ancient of >w< waw on UwU ouw ^w^ pwoceeding. +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU shaww >_< attend xDD you presently uWu at x3 youw uWu tent. +Weg. x3 Sistew, you'ww OwO go with us? +Gon. No. +Weg. 'Tis UwU most convenient. >_> Pway xDD you OwO go with >_> us. +Gon. >w< [aside] >_< O, :3 ho, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the widdwe.- UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. + +xDD [As ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 going OwO out,] enter :33 Edgaw uWu [disguised]. + +ÚwÚ Edg. ;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew x3 youw Gwace xDD had ÚwÚ speech with x3 man UwU so OwO poow, +>w< Heaw ;;w;; me one OwO wowd. +Awb. I'll overtake :3 you.- :33 Speak. +Exeunt [all >_> but Albany ÚwÚ and Edgaw]. +ÚwÚ Edg. ^.^ Befowe xDD you >w< fight x3 the battwe, ^w^ ope ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. +;;w;; If xDD you uWu have ;;w;; victowy, wet x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet >_> sound +For ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ bwought :3 it. ^.^ Wwetched ^w^ though UwU I ;;w;; seem, +UwU I ^.^ can produce :3 a x3 champion :3 that xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv +>_> What >_> is avouched :33 thewe. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu miscawwy, +uWu Youw business of x3 the wowwd hath UwU so >w< an ^w^ end, +xDD And machinyation ^w^ ceases. :33 Fowtunye wuv you! +Awb. OwO Stay >w< tiww UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead x3 the >_> wettew. +ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I UwU was UwU fowbid :3 it. +x3 When time UwU shaww OwO sewve, wet >_> but x3 the >_> hewawd ^-^ cwy, +xDD And I'll appeaw ;;w;; again. +Awb. Why, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. UwU I xDD wiww >_< o'ewwook >w< thy ^.^ papew. +uWu Exit [Edgaw]. + +Entew Edmund. + +ÚwÚ Edm. uWu The ;;w;; enyemy ^-^ 's uWu in :33 view; dwaw x3 up x3 youw xDD powews. +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 the guess of uWu theiw true ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and forces +^-^ By ^w^ diwigent ÚwÚ discuvwy; >_> but x3 youw ^.^ haste +Is nyow ;;w;; uwg'd on OwO you. +Awb. We xDD wiww x3 gweet x3 the uWu time. ÚwÚ Exit. +ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; To both these ÚwÚ sistews uWu have UwU I sworn x3 my love; +x3 Each jealous of x3 the ÚwÚ othew, >_< as x3 the OwO stung +^w^ Awe of x3 the UwU addew. >_< Which of them UwU shaww UwU I take? +UwU Both? onye? ow OwO nyeithew? >_> Nyeithew ^.^ can be >_> enjoy'd, +;;w;; If both wemain alive. ;;w;; To OwO take x3 the ^.^ widow +xDD Exaspewates, x3 makes ^-^ mad her :3 sistew ^-^ Gonyewiw; +xDD And hardly UwU shaww UwU I carry x3 out x3 my side, +:3 Hew :33 husband ^.^ being alive. Now >w< then, we'll use +ÚwÚ His >_< countenyance fow x3 the battwe, which ^.^ being :33 donye, +Let her who ^.^ wouwd be x3 wid of ^.^ him >w< devise +ÚwÚ His UwU speedy :3 taking off. ;;w;; As fow x3 the xDD mewcy +>_< Which ^.^ he ^-^ intends to :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; Cowdewia- +uWu The ÚwÚ battwe :33 donye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they within UwU ouw x3 powew, +Shall >_< nyevew >_> see :33 his ;;w;; pawdon; fow x3 my >w< state +Stands on ;;w;; me to defend, nyot to ^-^ debate. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +^-^ A field ^-^ between x3 the >w< two uWu camps. + +Alarum x3 within. OwO Entew, with Drum ÚwÚ and >w< Cowouws, x3 the Powers of Fwance +uvw x3 the ^w^ stage, >_< Cowdewia with her Fathew uWu in her uWu hand, ÚwÚ and >_> exeunt. + +Entew :33 Edgaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ Gwoucestew. + +ÚwÚ Edg. Here, ÚwÚ fathew, OwO take x3 the :3 shadow of ÚwÚ this twee +For x3 youw ÚwÚ good >_< host. >_> Pway :3 that x3 the >w< wight OwO may :33 thwive. +;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I ^-^ wetuwn to xDD you OwO again, +I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you UwU comfowt. +Gwou. Gwace OwO go with UwU you, sir! +uWu Exit [Edgaw]. + +Alarum ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wetweat x3 within. Entew :33 Edgaw, + +ÚwÚ Edg. :33 Away, ;;w;; owd ;;w;; man! UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand! away! +^w^ King :3 Weaw hath :3 wost, ^.^ he ÚwÚ and :33 his daughter :33 ta'en. +Give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand! come on! +Gwou. No further, sir. ^-^ A x3 man OwO may uWu wot even hewe. +ÚwÚ Edg. What, uWu in :33 iww >_< thoughts ^w^ again? OwO Men ^w^ must OwO enduwe +^-^ Theiw x3 going hence, even >_< as uWu theiw xDD coming hithew; +xDD Wipenyess >_> is all. :3 Come :3 on. +Gwou. xDD And ^w^ that's true UwU too. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +uWu The British :3 camp, nyeaw Duvw. + +OwO Entew, uWu in ÚwÚ conquest, with Drum ÚwÚ and >w< Cowouws, ^.^ Edmund; :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and >_< Cowdewia +>_< as xDD pwisonyews; Soldiers, ^-^ Captain. + +ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; Some ^w^ officews OwO take them xDD away. ^-^ Good xDD guawd +Untiw uWu theiw :33 gweatew >_< pweasuwes xDD fiwst be ÚwÚ knyown +:33 That OwO awe to UwU censuwe OwO them. +OwO Cow. We OwO awe nyot x3 the xDD fiwst +Who with best meaning uWu have >_< incuww'd x3 the x3 wowst. +For ÚwÚ thee, OwO oppwessed OwO king, ^w^ am UwU I ;;w;; cast down; +xDD Mysewf couwd >_> ewse UwU outfwown UwU fawse Fowtunye's fwown. +Shall ^.^ we nyot >_> see these >_> daughtews ÚwÚ and these sistews? +>w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, no, no, no! ^.^ Come, >_> wet's OwO away to x3 pwison. +We >w< two awonye xDD wiww ^.^ sing ^.^ wike xDD biwds :33 i' x3 th' cage. +x3 When xDD thou dost ^w^ ask ;;w;; me blessing, I'll ^w^ knyeew down +xDD And ^w^ ask of uWu thee forgiveness. ^w^ So we'll x3 wive, +xDD And pray, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sing, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; owd tales, ÚwÚ and laugh +At :3 giwded UwU buttewfwies, ÚwÚ and hear poor rogues +Talk of court nyews; ÚwÚ and we'll tawk with them UwU too- +Who loses ÚwÚ and who ÚwÚ wins; OwO who's x3 in, OwO who's :3 out- +xDD And OwO take ;;w;; upon ^-^ 's x3 the mystery of :3 things, +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ we :3 wewe >_> God's ^.^ spies; ÚwÚ and we'll ^-^ weaw ^.^ out, +^w^ In :3 a ^w^ waww'd pwison, OwO packs ÚwÚ and :3 sects of great ^-^ onyes +:33 That ebb ÚwÚ and fwow ^.^ by x3 th' x3 moon. +ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ Take them xDD away. +>w< Weaw. >_> Upon xDD such x3 sacwifices, x3 my Cowdewia, +uWu The gods x3 themsewves ^-^ thwow ^w^ incense. :3 Have UwU I caught thee? +>w< He :3 that parts >_> us UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing :3 a bwand from heaven +xDD And fire >_> us >w< hence ^.^ wike :3 foxes. :33 Wipe ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. +uWu The xDD goodyeaws UwU shaww devour 'em, >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and fell, +Ere ;;w;; they UwU shaww >_< make >_> us ^-^ weep! ^-^ We'ww >_> see x3 'em ^-^ stawv'd fiwst. +>w< Come. Exeunt >w< [Weaw ÚwÚ and Cowdewia, uWu guawded]. +ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Come hithew, >_< Captain; hawk. +^.^ Take xDD thou ÚwÚ this ^-^ nyote >_> [gives :3 a ^-^ papew]. Go ;;w;; fowwow them to x3 pwison. +x3 Onye :33 step UwU I uWu have >w< advanc'd thee. ;;w;; If xDD thou dost +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this >_< instwucts ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou dost >_< make >w< thy uWu way +;;w;; To x3 nyobwe fortunes. xDD Knyow xDD thou uWu this, :3 that ;;w;; men +^w^ Awe >_< as x3 the time >w< is. ;;w;; To be tender-minded +ÚwÚ Does nyot :33 become :3 a ^-^ swowd. x3 Thy great >w< empwoyment +Will nyot UwU beaw x3 question. ^-^ Eithew >_> say thou'lt ;;w;; do't, +:33 Ow x3 thwive ^.^ by othew means. +uWu Capt. I'll ;;w;; do't, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ Edm. About :3 it! ÚwÚ and >w< wwite ^w^ happy when x3 th' x3 hast ^-^ donye. +Mark- UwU I say, :3 instantwy; ÚwÚ and carry >w< it UwU so +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have uWu set >w< it down. +uWu Capt. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot dwaw :3 a cart, nor eat dwied oats; +;;w;; If >w< it be :33 man's work, I'll >_< do't. ÚwÚ Exit. + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew Albany, Gonyewiw, x3 Wegan, >w< Sowdiews. + +Awb. UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have ^w^ show'd ^w^ to-day x3 youw uWu vawiant :33 stwain, +xDD And :3 fowtunye x3 wed xDD you well. >_> You uWu have x3 the captives +Who :3 wewe x3 the >_< opposites of ÚwÚ this day's x3 stwife. +We UwU do xDD wequiwe them of UwU you, UwU so to use them +;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU shaww find uWu theiw xDD mewits ÚwÚ and UwU ouw :33 safety +^-^ May equally ^.^ detewminye. +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD thought >w< it ;;w;; fit +;;w;; To >_> send x3 the ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and >w< misewabwe ^w^ King +;;w;; To x3 some wetention ÚwÚ and uWu appointed guard; +>_< Whose age >_> has chawms uWu in :33 it, x3 whose ;;w;; titwe >_> mowe, +;;w;; To pluck x3 the ^w^ common ^w^ bosom on :33 his x3 side +xDD And turn UwU ouw xDD impwess'd wances uWu in UwU ouw eyes +>_< Which UwU do ÚwÚ command OwO them. With ^.^ him UwU I sent x3 the :3 Queen, +OwO My reason aww x3 the >w< same; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe ready +>_< To-mowwow, ow uWu at further space, t' appeaw +Whewe xDD you UwU shaww howd x3 youw session. At ÚwÚ this time +We UwU sweat ÚwÚ and bleed: x3 the :33 fwiend hath wost :33 his fwiend; +xDD And x3 the best quarrels, uWu in x3 the ^.^ heat, OwO awe curs'd +^-^ By UwU those :3 that x3 feew uWu theiw sharpness. +uWu The ;;w;; question of >_< Cowdewia ÚwÚ and her >w< fathew +ÚwÚ Wequiwes :3 a fitter ;;w;; pwace. +Awb. UwU Siw, ^.^ by x3 youw patience, +UwU I howd xDD you >_> but :3 a x3 subject of ÚwÚ this waw, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as :3 a ^-^ bwothew. +Weg. >w< That's >_< as ^.^ we ÚwÚ wist to xDD gwace ^.^ him. +Methinks UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe ^w^ might uWu have :33 been ÚwÚ demanded +Ere xDD you xDD had ^-^ spoke UwU so far. >w< He x3 wed UwU ouw x3 powews, +^-^ Bowe x3 the OwO commission of x3 my :33 pwace ÚwÚ and pewson, +uWu The which immediacy OwO may weww stand x3 up +xDD And caww itsewf x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. +Gon. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so :33 hot! +^w^ In :33 his UwU own xDD gwace ^.^ he xDD doth ;;w;; exawt >_< himsewf +uWu Mowe than uWu in x3 youw >_> addition. +Weg. ^w^ In x3 my wights +^-^ By ;;w;; me ^w^ invested, ^.^ he compeers x3 the >_> best. +Gon. :33 That :3 wewe x3 the UwU most >_> if ^.^ he >_> shouwd :33 husband OwO you. +Weg. :3 Jestews UwU do ;;w;; oft ^-^ pwuv pwophets. +Gon. uWu Howwa, holla! +:33 That ^w^ eye :3 that told xDD you UwU so >_> wook'd >_> but >_> asquint. +Weg. Lady, UwU I ^w^ am nyot well; >_> ewse UwU I >_> shouwd answew +Fwom :3 a full-flowing :33 stomach. Genyewaw, +^.^ Take xDD thou x3 my xDD sowdiews, pwisonyews, OwO patwimony; +Dispose of ÚwÚ them, of OwO me; x3 the OwO wawws OwO awe ÚwÚ thinye. +Witness x3 the wowwd :3 that UwU I >w< cweate uWu thee OwO hewe +OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and master. +Gon. UwU Mean xDD you to ^.^ enjoy him? +Awb. uWu The wet-awonye wies nyot uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. +ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Nyow uWu in xDD thinye, OwO wowd. +Awb. ÚwÚ Hawf-bwooded fewwow, uWu yes. +Weg. >_> [to x3 Edmund] Let x3 the drum ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv x3 my ;;w;; titwe ÚwÚ thinye. +Awb. OwO Stay :33 yet; hear reason. :3 Edmund, UwU I ;;w;; awwest uWu thee +On >w< capitaw treason; x3 and, uWu in ^.^ thinye attaint, +This :3 giwded serpent ^.^ [points to Gonyewiw]. For x3 youw claim, >w< faiw +^-^ sistew, +UwU I ^-^ baw >w< it uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ intewest of x3 my x3 wife. +'Tis ^.^ she >_> is :3 subcontwacted to ÚwÚ this uWu wowd, +xDD And I, her ^.^ husband, contwadict x3 youw banes. +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww marry, >_< make x3 youw loves to OwO me; +OwO My uWu wady >_> is uWu bespoke. +Gon. ^-^ An x3 intewwude! +Awb. ^.^ Thou awt arm'd, ^.^ Gwoucestew. Let x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet UwU sound. +;;w;; If >_< nyonye appeaw to ^-^ pwuv ;;w;; upon >w< thy ÚwÚ pewson +x3 Thy uWu heinyous, manifest, ÚwÚ and UwU many uWu tweasons, +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 my >_< pwedge [throws down :3 a glove]! I'll ^-^ pwuv >w< it on >w< thy +uWu heawt, +Ere UwU I >_> taste bread, xDD thou awt uWu in >_< nyothing less +Than UwU I uWu have OwO hewe proclaim'd thee. +Weg. Sick, >_< O, sick! +Gon. >w< [aside] ;;w;; If >_> nyot, I'll ^w^ nye'ew :33 twust ÚwÚ medicinye. +ÚwÚ Edm. >_> Thewe's x3 my :3 exchange [throws down :3 a glove]. >_> What uWu in x3 the wowwd +^.^ he >_> is +:33 That nyames ;;w;; me traitor, x3 viwwain-wike ^.^ he uWu wies. +;;w;; Caww ^.^ by >w< thy twumpet. >w< He :3 that x3 dawes approach, +On :3 him, on UwU you, who ^w^ nyot? UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain +OwO My uWu twuth ÚwÚ and honour ^-^ fiwmwy. +Awb. ^-^ A >_< hewawd, ho! +ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ A >_< hewawd, :3 ho, :3 a ^w^ hewawd! +Awb. Twust to >w< thy :3 singwe UwU viwtue; fow >w< thy xDD sowdiews, +All ^w^ wevied uWu in x3 my :33 nyame, uWu have uWu in x3 my xDD nyame +>w< Took uWu theiw ^-^ dischawge. +Weg. OwO My sicknyess gwows ;;w;; upon x3 me. +Awb. :33 She >_> is nyot well. ^.^ Convey her to x3 my uWu tent. +;;w;; [Exit x3 Wegan, xDD wed.] + +Entew :3 a UwU Hewawd. + +:3 Come hithew, hewawd. Let x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet sound, +xDD And ^w^ wead x3 out UwU this. +uWu Capt. x3 Sound, trumpet! ^-^ A ÚwÚ twumpet uWu sounds. + +Hew. uWu (weads) x3 'If xDD any x3 man of ;;w;; quawity ow degwee within x3 the ^.^ wists of +x3 the ^.^ awmy xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain ;;w;; upon :3 Edmund, ^.^ supposed ^-^ Eaww of :33 Gwoucestew, +:3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a manyifowd traitor, wet ^.^ him appeaw ^.^ by x3 the thiwd >_> sound +of x3 the twumpet. >w< He >_> is bold uWu in :33 his >_> defence.' + +ÚwÚ Edm. Sound! First twumpet. +Hew. Again! ^w^ Second twumpet. +Hew. Again! uWu Thiwd twumpet. +Trumpet ^-^ answews x3 within. + +Entew :33 Edgaw, :33 awmed, uWu at x3 the thiwd sound, :3 a Trumpet >w< befowe ^.^ him. + +Awb. ;;w;; Ask ^.^ him :33 his x3 puwposes, >w< why ^.^ he >_> appeaws +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this caww ^.^ o' x3 th' twumpet. +Hew. >_> What OwO awe you? +uWu Youw :33 nyame, x3 youw x3 quawity? ÚwÚ and >w< why xDD you answew +This xDD pwesent :33 summons? +ÚwÚ Edg. xDD Knyow x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ^.^ wost; +^-^ By ^.^ tweason's ^.^ tooth bawe-gnyawn ÚwÚ and canker-bit. +ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I x3 nyobwe >_< as x3 the ^w^ advewsawy +UwU I come to ÚwÚ cope. +Awb. >_< Which >_> is :3 that advewsawy? +ÚwÚ Edg. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that xDD speaks fow Edmund ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Gwoucestew? +ÚwÚ Edm. OwO Himsewf. >_> What say'st xDD thou to him? +ÚwÚ Edg. Draw >w< thy uWu swowd, +^.^ That, >_> if x3 my ÚwÚ speech ^-^ offend :3 a x3 nyobwe uWu heawt, +x3 Thy awm OwO may UwU do uWu thee justice. :3 Hewe >_> is ^w^ minye. +UwU Behowd, >w< it >_> is x3 the OwO pwiviwege of >_< minye honours, +OwO My ;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 pwofession. UwU I protest- +Maugre >w< thy >_< stwength, youth, pwace, ÚwÚ and :33 eminyence, +^-^ Despite >w< thy victor xDD swowd ÚwÚ and fire-new fowtunye, +x3 Thy valour ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt- xDD thou awt :3 a uWu twaitow; +ÚwÚ Fawse to >w< thy uWu gods, >w< thy brother, ÚwÚ and >w< thy father; +>_< Conspiwant uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ this xDD high ÚwÚ iwwustwious >_< pwince; +xDD And from x3 th' extremest upward of >w< thy >_> head +;;w;; To x3 the >_< descent ÚwÚ and x3 dust >_< benyeath >w< thy xDD foot, +^-^ A UwU most :33 toad-spotted traitor. x3 Say xDD thou >w< 'nyo,' +This uWu swowd, ÚwÚ this ^.^ awm, ÚwÚ and x3 my best ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe UwU bent +;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv ;;w;; upon >w< thy uWu heawt, ^w^ wheweto UwU I :3 speak, +^.^ Thou liest. +ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ In ^.^ wisdom UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ ask >w< thy UwU nyame; +OwO But xDD since >w< thy uWu outside :33 wooks UwU so >w< faiw ÚwÚ and x3 wawwike, +xDD And :3 that >w< thy >_> tongue x3 some >_> say of xDD bweeding ^w^ bweathes, +>_> What >_< safe ÚwÚ and nyicewy UwU I ^w^ might weww deway +^-^ By UwU wuwe of x3 knyighthood, UwU I ^-^ disdain ÚwÚ and xDD spuwn. +:3 Back UwU do UwU I toss UwU those :3 tweasons to >w< thy head; +With x3 the hell-hated >_< wie ^w^ o'ewwhewm >w< thy heawt; +xDD Which- fow ;;w;; they yet glance ^.^ by ÚwÚ and uWu scawcewy bruise- +This xDD swowd of >_< minye UwU shaww UwU give them x3 instant uWu way +Whewe ;;w;; they UwU shaww xDD west fow ever. UwU Twumpets, ^w^ speak! +Alarums. Fight. [Edmund ^-^ fawws.] +Awb. :3 Save :3 him, :3 save x3 him! +Gon. This >_> is mere ^-^ pwactice, ^.^ Gwoucestew. +^-^ By x3 th' law of :3 awms xDD thou >w< wast nyot bound to answew +^-^ An unknown UwU opposite. ^.^ Thou awt nyot vanquish'd, +OwO But OwO cozen'd ÚwÚ and xDD beguiw'd. +Awb. ÚwÚ Shut x3 youw uWu mouth, uWu dame, +:33 Ow with ÚwÚ this paper UwU shaww UwU I ÚwÚ stop :3 it. [Shows her her >_> wettew to +^-^ Edmund.]- :33 [To Edmund]. UwU Howd, sir. +:33 [To >_< Gonyewiw] ^.^ Thou xDD wowse than xDD any :33 nyame, ^w^ wead ^.^ thinye UwU own evil. +No >w< teawing, :33 wady! UwU I >_> pewceive xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 it. +Gon. x3 Say >_> if UwU I xDD do- x3 the UwU waws OwO awe >_> minye, nyot ÚwÚ thinye. +Who ^.^ can arraign ;;w;; me :3 fow't? +Awb. :3 Most UwU monstwous! +Knyow'st xDD thou ÚwÚ this papew? +Gon. ;;w;; Ask ;;w;; me nyot >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. ÚwÚ Exit. +Awb. Go ÚwÚ aftew her. >_> She's ^-^ despewate; >_< guvwn her. +;;w;; [Exit >w< an Officew.] +ÚwÚ Edm. What, xDD you uWu have :3 chawg'd ;;w;; me OwO with, :3 that uWu have UwU I :33 donye, +xDD And >_> mowe, much more. uWu The time xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing >w< it OwO out. +'Tis past, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ am I.- OwO But >_> what awt xDD thou +:33 That x3 hast ÚwÚ this :3 fowtunye on me? ;;w;; If >w< thou'wt noble, +UwU I UwU do :33 fowgive thee. +ÚwÚ Edg. :3 Wet's :3 exchange charity. +UwU I ^w^ am nyo less uWu in :3 bwood than xDD thou awt, ^.^ Edmund; +;;w;; If >_> mowe, x3 the ^.^ mowe x3 th' x3 hast wrong'd x3 me. +OwO My xDD nyame >_> is :33 Edgaw ÚwÚ and >w< thy father's OwO son. +uWu The gods OwO awe >_< just, ÚwÚ and of UwU ouw >_> pweasant OwO vices +^-^ Make instwuments to scourge >_> us. +uWu The dark ÚwÚ and ^.^ vicious :33 pwace :3 whewe uWu thee ^.^ he ^w^ got +Cost ^.^ him :33 his :3 eyes. +ÚwÚ Edm. xDD Th' x3 hast >w< spoken right; UwU 'tis true. +uWu The wheew >_> is come full circle; UwU I ^w^ am hewe. +Awb. :33 Methought >w< thy xDD vewy :33 gait uWu did >w< pwophesy +^-^ A royal nyobwenyess. UwU I ^w^ must >_< embwace thee. +Let sorrow ^-^ spwit x3 my >_< heawt >_> if OwO evew UwU I +Did ^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee, ow >w< thy ;;w;; fathew! +ÚwÚ Edg. Wowthy >_< pwince, UwU I uWu knyow't. +Awb. Whewe uWu have xDD you >_< hid >w< youwsewf? +How uWu have xDD you ÚwÚ knyown x3 the misewies of x3 youw father? +ÚwÚ Edg. ^-^ By nursing ÚwÚ them, x3 my OwO wowd. >_> Wist :3 a bwief tale; +xDD And when UwU 'tis x3 towd, x3 O :3 that x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ wouwd >w< buwst! +uWu The bwoody pwocwamation to escape +:33 That follow'd ;;w;; me UwU so nyeaw ^.^ (O, UwU ouw lives' :3 sweetnyess! +:33 That with x3 the :33 pain of :33 death ^.^ wouwd hourly ^-^ die +Rather than ^-^ die uWu at once!) ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me to OwO shift +^.^ Into :3 a madman's ^w^ wags, t' assume :3 a ÚwÚ sembwance +:33 That xDD vewy ^.^ dogs disdain'd; ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO habit +Met UwU I x3 my >w< fathew with :33 his xDD bweeding wings, +^-^ Theiw >_< pwecious ^.^ stonyes x3 nyew ^.^ wost; ÚwÚ became :33 his OwO guide, +UwU Wed :3 him, begg'd fow :3 him, >w< sav'd ^.^ him from UwU despaiw; +xDD Nyevew UwU (O uWu fauwt!) reveal'd mysewf >w< unto ^.^ him +Untiw x3 some half >_> houw past, when UwU I UwU was arm'd, +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 suwe, ^w^ though ^w^ hoping of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good uWu success, +UwU I >w< ask'd :33 his blessing, ÚwÚ and from xDD fiwst to >w< wast +Towd ^.^ him x3 my ;;w;; piwgwimage. OwO But :33 his >w< fwaw'd >_< heawt +>_> (Awack, ^w^ too xDD weak x3 the OwO confwict to ÚwÚ suppowt!) +UwU 'Twixt >w< two extwemes of ^-^ passion, joy ÚwÚ and gwief, +Buwst smilingly. +ÚwÚ Edm. This ÚwÚ speech of >_> youws hath x3 mov'd uWu me, +xDD And UwU shaww x3 pewchance UwU do good; >_> but speak xDD you xDD on; +>_> You wook >_< as xDD you xDD had ^-^ something ^.^ mowe to :3 say. +Awb. ;;w;; If there be >_> mowe, ^.^ mowe woful, howd >w< it UwU in; +For UwU I ^w^ am almost ready to >w< dissowve, +Heawing of UwU this. +ÚwÚ Edg. This ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^w^ seem'd :3 a pewiod +;;w;; To xDD such >_< as wuv nyot sorrow; >_> but another, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ ampwify ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, ^.^ wouwd >_< make much >_> mowe, +xDD And ;;w;; top extwemity. +Whilst UwU I UwU was big uWu in >_< cwamouw, ^-^ came there :3 a ^w^ man, +UwU Who, xDD having :3 seen ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my worst x3 estate, +>_> Shunn'd x3 my >_> abhoww'd >_> society; >_> but >w< then, finding +Who uWu 'twas :3 that UwU so >w< enduw'd, with :33 his >w< stwong :3 awms +>w< He ÚwÚ fastenyed on x3 my neck, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bewwowed x3 out +;;w;; As >w< he'd burst xDD heaven; OwO thwew ^.^ him on x3 my father; +Towd x3 the UwU most ^.^ piteous xDD tawe of :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ him +:33 That OwO evew ear receiv'd; which uWu in wecounting +ÚwÚ His grief ^-^ gwew >w< puissant, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD stwings of >w< wife +:3 Began to crack. xDD Twice xDD then x3 the trumpets sounded, +xDD And there UwU I left ^.^ him x3 twanc'd. +Awb. OwO But who UwU was :3 this? +ÚwÚ Edg. UwU Kent, ^w^ siw, x3 the banyish'd x3 Kent; who uWu in xDD disguise +Followed :33 his ;;w;; enyemy x3 king ÚwÚ and uWu did ^.^ him OwO sewvice +Improper fow :3 a slave. + +Entew :3 a Gentweman with :3 a bwoody x3 knyife. + +>_> Gent. Hewp, :33 hewp! >_< O, :33 hewp! +ÚwÚ Edg. >_> What uWu kind of x3 hewp? +Awb. ÚwÚ Speak, man. +ÚwÚ Edg. >_> What means :3 that bwoody knife? +>_> Gent. 'Tis >_> hot, >w< it x3 smokes. +^.^ It ^-^ came even from x3 the >_< heawt of- :3 O! ^w^ she's ÚwÚ dead! +Awb. Who dead? ÚwÚ Speak, man. +>_> Gent. uWu Youw UwU wady, ^w^ siw, x3 youw :33 wady! ÚwÚ and her :3 sistew +^-^ By her >_> is poisoned; ^.^ she hath >_> confess'd :3 it. +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU was >_< contwacted to them xDD both. All >w< thwee +Now marry uWu in >w< an ^.^ instant. + +Entew Kent. + +ÚwÚ Edg. :3 Hewe x3 comes Kent. +Awb. UwU Pwoduce uWu theiw >w< bodies, be ;;w;; they ^.^ awive ow uWu dead. +;;w;; [Exit >_> Gentweman.] +This ^w^ judgement of x3 the >w< heavens, :3 that x3 makes >_> us :3 twembwe +^w^ Touches >_> us nyot with >_> pity. >_< O, >_> is ÚwÚ this uWu he? +uWu The time xDD wiww nyot UwU awwow x3 the compliment +:33 That xDD vewy ^w^ mannyews ^-^ uwges. +Kent. UwU I ^w^ am come +;;w;; To bid x3 my x3 king ÚwÚ and >_< mastew ^.^ aye ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +Is ^.^ he nyot hewe? +Awb. UwU Gweat ^.^ thing of >_> us >_> fowgot! +ÚwÚ Speak, :3 Edmund, where's x3 the >_> King? ÚwÚ and where's ^.^ Cowdewia? +uWu The >_< bodies of uWu Gonyewiw ÚwÚ and uWu Wegan OwO awe ^.^ bwought ^.^ in. +OwO Seest xDD thou ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ object, ^w^ Kent? +Kent. xDD Awack, >w< why >_< thus? +ÚwÚ Edm. ÚwÚ Yet Edmund UwU was xDD bewov'd. +uWu The one x3 the othew x3 poisonyed fow x3 my ^w^ sake, +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew >_< swew hewsewf. +Awb. Even :3 so. Cover uWu theiw UwU faces. +ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I :33 pant fow life. ;;w;; Some ÚwÚ good UwU I >_> mean to UwU do, +^-^ Despite of >_< minye UwU own :33 nyatuwe. ;;w;; Quickwy >_> send +^w^ (Be bwief >w< in't) to x3 the :3 castwe; fow x3 my ^-^ wwit +Is on x3 the >w< wife of :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and on Cordelia. +Nyay, >_> send uWu in uWu time. +Awb. Run, uWu wun, >_< O, run! +ÚwÚ Edg. ;;w;; To who, x3 my xDD wowd? Who >_> has x3 the office? >_< Send +x3 Thy ;;w;; token of :3 wepwieve. +ÚwÚ Edm. Weww xDD thought :3 on. ^.^ Take x3 my ^-^ swowd; +Give >w< it x3 the ^-^ Captain. +Awb. Haste uWu thee fow >w< thy life. ;;w;; [Exit Edgar.] +ÚwÚ Edm. >w< He hath OwO commission from >w< thy >w< wife ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me +;;w;; To ^w^ hang >_< Cowdewia uWu in x3 the :3 pwison ÚwÚ and +;;w;; To uWu way x3 the uWu bwame ;;w;; upon her UwU own despair +:33 That ^.^ she x3 fowdid hewsewf. +Awb. uWu The gods ;;w;; defend >_> hew! ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ him >w< hence OwO awhiwe. +[Edmund >_> is :3 bownye >_< off.] + +Entew Lear, with >_< Cowdewia ^w^ [dead] uWu in :33 his awms, >w< [Edgaw, xDD Captain, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews >_> fowwowing]. + +>w< Weaw. ;;w;; Howw, ^.^ howw, ^.^ howw, :3 howw! >_< O, xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; men of uWu stonye. +xDD Had UwU I x3 youw tongues ÚwÚ and ^w^ eyes, UwU I'wd use them UwU so +:33 That heaven's >_< vauwt >_> shouwd crack. >_> She's >_> gonye fow evew! +UwU I ^.^ knyow when one >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and when one ^.^ wives. +>_> She's >_< dead >_< as ;;w;; eawth. uWu Wend ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ wooking ÚwÚ gwass. +;;w;; If :3 that her UwU bweath xDD wiww ÚwÚ mist ow stain x3 the OwO stonye, +Why, xDD then ^.^ she ^.^ wives. +Kent. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the pwomis'd >w< end? +ÚwÚ Edg. :33 Ow x3 image of :3 that howwow? +Awb. Fall ÚwÚ and >w< cease! +>w< Weaw. This ÚwÚ feathew stiws; ^.^ she lives! ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, +^.^ It >_> is :3 a chance which does xDD wedeem aww ^w^ sowwows +:33 That OwO evew UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fewt. +Kent. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 mastew! +>w< Weaw. UwU Pwithee away! +ÚwÚ Edg. 'Tis x3 nyobwe UwU Kent, x3 youw :3 fwiend. +>w< Weaw. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon UwU you, murderers, traitors :33 aww! +UwU I ^w^ might uWu have >w< sav'd >w< hew; nyow ^w^ she's >_> gonye fow evew! +Cowdewia, Cowdewia! xDD stay :3 a ^.^ wittwe. uWu Ha! +>_> What :3 is't xDD thou xDD say'st, :3 Hew uWu voice UwU was OwO evew OwO soft, +ÚwÚ Gentwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wow- >w< an :3 excewwent ^.^ thing uWu in uWu woman. +UwU I kill'd x3 the ;;w;; swave :3 that UwU was >w< a-hanging thee. +uWu Capt. 'Tis ^-^ twue, x3 my wowds, ^.^ he ^.^ did. +>w< Weaw. Did UwU I >_> nyot, fewwow? +UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the ^-^ day, with x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO biting >w< fawchion +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made them skip. UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; owd now, +xDD And these same cwosses :33 spoiw x3 me. Who OwO awe you? +Mine eyes OwO awe nyot ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> best. I'll tell xDD you stwaight. +Kent. ;;w;; If :3 fowtunye bwag of >w< two ^.^ she :3 wov'd ÚwÚ and hated, +x3 Onye of them ^.^ we behold. +>w< Weaw. This' :3 a dull :33 sight. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot ^w^ Kent? +Kent. uWu The >_< same- +uWu Youw xDD sewvant Kent. Whewe >_> is x3 youw xDD sewvant Caius? +>w< Weaw. He's :3 a ÚwÚ good fewwow, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you x3 that. +^-^ He'ww ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ and quickly UwU too. He's >_< dead ÚwÚ and ^.^ wotten. +Kent. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD vewy >_> man- +>w< Weaw. I'll >_> see :3 that stwaight. +Kent. :33 That from x3 youw xDD fiwst of ^.^ diffewence ÚwÚ and x3 decay +:3 Have fowwowed x3 youw >_> sad ;;w;; steps. +>w< Weaw. uWu You'we wewcome hithew. +Kent. x3 Nyow nyo x3 man ^w^ ewse! ^-^ Aww's >w< cheewwess, >_> dawk, ÚwÚ and deadly. +uWu Youw eldest >_> daughtews uWu have :3 fowdonye ^.^ themsewves, +xDD And desperately OwO awe uWu dead. +>w< Weaw. Ay, UwU so UwU I UwU think. +Awb. >w< He xDD knyows nyot >_> what ^.^ he UwU says; ÚwÚ and :33 vain >_> is >w< it +:33 That ^.^ we xDD pwesent >_> us to ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ Edg. Very bootwess. + +Entew :3 a ^-^ Captain. + +uWu Capt. Edmund >_> is >_< dead, x3 my OwO wowd. +Awb. >w< That's >_> but :3 a xDD twifwe hewe. +>_> You wowds ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe OwO fwiends, ^.^ knyow UwU ouw >w< intent. +>_> What uWu comfowt to ÚwÚ this great x3 decay OwO may come +Shall be xDD appwied. For us, ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< wesign, +^w^ Duwing x3 the >w< wife of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ Majesty, +;;w;; To ^.^ him UwU ouw ^w^ absowute power; >_> [to :33 Edgaw ÚwÚ and UwU Kent] xDD you to x3 youw +>_> wights; +With UwU boot, ÚwÚ and >w< Such >w< addition >_< as x3 youw honyouws +:3 Have ^.^ mowe than ^.^ mewited.- All ^w^ fwiends UwU shaww >_> taste +uWu The UwU wages of uWu theiw virtue, ÚwÚ and aww ^-^ foes +uWu The >w< cup of uWu theiw x3 desewvings.- >_< O, see, uWu see! +>w< Weaw. xDD And x3 my poor >w< foow >_> is hang'd! :3 Nyo, no, nyo wife! +Why >_> shouwd :3 a dog, :3 a horse, :3 a rat, uWu have :3 wife, +xDD And xDD thou nyo UwU bweath uWu at ÚwÚ aww? Thou'lt come nyo >_> mowe, +Nyevew, ;;w;; nyevew, ;;w;; nyevew, ;;w;; nyevew, xDD nyevew! +>_> Pway xDD you undo ÚwÚ this ^.^ button. ^-^ Thank UwU you, sir. +Do xDD you >_> see :3 this? Wook on >_> hew! look! her lips! +Wook thewe, wook thewe! >w< He OwO dies. +ÚwÚ Edg. >w< He ^-^ faints! OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +Kent. Bweak, heawt; UwU I :33 pwithee break! +ÚwÚ Edg. Wook up, x3 my OwO wowd. +Kent. :33 Vex nyot :33 his ghost. >_< O, wet ^.^ him >_> pass! >w< He hates ^.^ him +:33 That ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ wack of ÚwÚ this >_< tough wowwd +>_< Stwetch ^.^ him x3 out wongew. +ÚwÚ Edg. >w< He >_> is >_> gonye indeed. +Kent. uWu The wonder ;;w;; is, ^.^ he hath :33 enduw'd UwU so wong. +>w< He >_> but usuwp'd :33 his life. +Awb. ÚwÚ Beaw them from x3 hence. Our xDD pwesent business +Is general woe. :33 [To Kent ÚwÚ and >_< Edgaw] Fwiends of x3 my x3 souw, xDD you +twain +Wuwe uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ weawm, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu gow'd >w< state sustain. +Kent. UwU I uWu have :3 a jouwnyey, ^w^ siw, x3 showtwy to ÚwÚ go. +OwO My >_< mastew ;;w;; cawws OwO me; UwU I ^w^ must nyot >_> say >w< nyo. +Awb. uWu The >_> weight of ÚwÚ this >_> sad time ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO obey, +^w^ Speak >_> what ^.^ we feew, nyot >_> what ^.^ we ought to :3 say. +uWu The :3 owdest uWu have :3 bownye most; ^.^ we :3 that OwO awe xDD young +Shall >_< nyevew >_> see UwU so ÚwÚ much, nor ^w^ wive UwU so wong. +Exeunt with :3 a >_< dead >w< mawch. + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + + +;;w;; 1595 + +x3 WOVE'S WABOUW'S LOST + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis >_< Pewsonyae. + +OwO FEWDINyAND, ^w^ King of Navarre +^-^ BEWOWNyE, ;;w;; wowd :33 attending on x3 the ^w^ King +:3 WONGAVIWWE, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +DUMAIN, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +^.^ BOYET, ;;w;; wowd :33 attending on x3 the Pwincess of Fwance +>_< MAWCADE, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +uWu DON >w< ADWIANyO uWu DE ^.^ AWMADO, OwO fantasticaw x3 Spanyiawd +ÚwÚ SIW :3 NyATHANyIEW, :3 a UwU cuwate +HOLOFERNES, :3 a x3 schoowmastew +^w^ DUWW, :3 a ÚwÚ constabwe +:33 COSTAWD, :3 a >_< cwown +>w< MOTH, page to Awmado +^-^ A >_> FOWESTEW + +^-^ THE >_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF FWANCE +WOSAWINyE, uWu wady :33 attending on x3 the Pwincess +;;w;; MAWIA, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +>_> KATHAWINyE, uWu wady :33 attending on x3 the Pwincess +xDD JAQUENyETTA, :3 a countwy OwO wench + +;;w;; Wowds, ;;w;; Attendants, :33 etc. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +Navarre + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Navarre. uWu The >_< King's ^-^ pawk + +Entew x3 the OwO King, ^-^ BEWOWNyE, :3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DUMAIN + +>w< KING. Let x3 fame, :3 that aww OwO hunt ÚwÚ aftew uWu in uWu theiw lives, +Wive ;;w;; wegist'wed ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ^-^ bwazen ;;w;; tombs, +xDD And xDD then xDD gwace >_> us uWu in x3 the xDD disgwace of ÚwÚ death; +UwU When, x3 spite of cormorant ^.^ devouwing Time, +xDD Th' endeavouw of ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent UwU bweath OwO may UwU buy +:33 That honour which UwU shaww uWu bate :33 his :33 scythe's >_> keen >_> edge, +xDD And >_< make >_> us :3 heiws of aww xDD etewnyity. +>_< Thewefowe, >_< bwave x3 conquewows- fow UwU so xDD you OwO awe +:33 That >w< waw OwO against x3 youw UwU own affections +xDD And x3 the >_> huge ^.^ awmy of x3 the OwO wowwd's ;;w;; desiwes- +Our wate edict UwU shaww >_< stwongwy stand uWu in :33 fowce: +Navarre UwU shaww be x3 the wonder of x3 the wowwd; +Our court UwU shaww be :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ Academe, +UwU Stiww ÚwÚ and contempwative uWu in UwU wiving art. +>_> You >_< thwee, Bewownye, ÚwÚ Dumain, ÚwÚ and :3 Wongaviwwe, +:3 Have sworn fow >w< thwee >_> yeaws' term to ^w^ wive with ;;w;; me +OwO My uWu fewwow-schowaws, ÚwÚ and to >_< keep UwU those x3 statutes +:33 That OwO awe wecowded uWu in ÚwÚ this schedule hewe. +uWu Youw >w< oaths OwO awe x3 pass'd; ÚwÚ and nyow uWu subscwibe x3 youw names, +:33 That :33 his UwU own uWu hand OwO may strike :33 his honour down +:33 That ^.^ viowates x3 the xDD smawwest branch OwO hewein. +;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe awm'd to UwU do >_< as sworn to UwU do, +Subscwibe to x3 youw >_> deep oaths, ÚwÚ and >_< keep >w< it UwU too. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; wesowv'd; UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a >w< thwee >_> yeaws' uWu fast. +uWu The ^-^ mind UwU shaww banquet, ^w^ though x3 the >w< body pine. +Fat paunches uWu have lean pates; ÚwÚ and UwU dainty UwU bits +^-^ Make rich x3 the wibs, >_> but >w< bankwupt quite x3 the wits. +^-^ DUMAIN. OwO My >w< woving uWu wowd, Dumain >_> is mowtified. +uWu The gwossew ^w^ mannyew of these OwO wowwd's dewights +>w< He ^w^ thwows ;;w;; upon x3 the gwoss OwO wowwd's baser ^-^ swaves; +;;w;; To xDD wuv, to ^.^ weawth, to pomp, UwU I pine ÚwÚ and >_> die, +With aww these UwU wiving uWu in phiwosophy. +xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ^.^ can >_> but >_> say uWu theiw >w< pwotestation over; +^w^ So ÚwÚ much, uWu deaw ^.^ wiege, UwU I uWu have xDD awweady sworn, +:33 That ;;w;; is, to ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and ^-^ study OwO hewe >w< thwee years. +OwO But there OwO awe othew :3 stwict OwO obsewvances, +x3 As: nyot to >_> see :3 a OwO woman uWu in :3 that term, +>_< Which UwU I UwU hope weww >_> is nyot >_> enwowwed uWu thewe; +xDD And one day uWu in :3 a >_< week to :33 touch nyo ^w^ food, +xDD And >_> but one ^w^ meaw on every day ÚwÚ beside, +uWu The which UwU I UwU hope >_> is nyot >_> enwowwed uWu thewe; +xDD And xDD then to :33 sweep >_> but >w< thwee >_> houws uWu in x3 the >w< nyight +xDD And nyot be :3 seen to >_> wink of aww x3 the day- +x3 When UwU I UwU was UwU wont to think nyo x3 hawm aww night, +xDD And >_< make :3 a dark >w< nyight ^w^ too of half x3 the day- +>_< Which UwU I UwU hope weww >_> is nyot >_> enwowwed :33 thewe. +>_< O, these OwO awe ^-^ bawwen x3 tasks, ^w^ too x3 hawd to uWu keep, +ÚwÚ Nyot to >_> see x3 wadies, ^-^ study, OwO fast, nyot UwU sweep! +>w< KING. uWu Youw ^-^ oath >_> is :33 pass'd to pass OwO away from :3 these. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Let ;;w;; me >_> say no, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >w< an >_> if xDD you please: +UwU I >w< onwy >w< swowe to ^-^ study with x3 youw >_> Gwace, +xDD And xDD stay OwO hewe uWu in x3 youw court fow >w< thwee >_> yeaws' >w< space. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> You >w< swowe to :3 that, Bewownye, ÚwÚ and to x3 the rest. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ By >w< yea ÚwÚ and x3 nyay, ^w^ siw, xDD then UwU I >w< swowe uWu in ;;w;; jest. +>_> What >_> is x3 the >w< end of ^-^ study, wet ;;w;; me :33 knyow. +>w< KING. Why, :3 that to ^.^ knyow which >_> ewse ^.^ we >_> shouwd nyot :33 knyow. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Things >_< hid ÚwÚ and ^w^ baww'd, xDD you mean, from ^w^ common >_< sense? +>w< KING. Ay, :3 that >_> is study's ^-^ god-wike ;;w;; wecompense. +xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Come ;;w;; on, :33 then; UwU I xDD wiww >_< sweaw to ^-^ study >_> so, +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I ^w^ am UwU fowbid to knyow, +;;w;; As thus: to ^-^ study :3 whewe UwU I weww OwO may UwU dinye, +x3 When UwU I to >_> feast >w< expwesswy ^w^ am forbid; +:33 Ow ^-^ study :3 whewe to :3 meet x3 some mistwess uWu finye, +x3 When :3 mistwesses from ^w^ common sense OwO awe UwU hid; +:3 Ow, xDD having sworn ^w^ too ^.^ hawd-a-keeping ;;w;; oath, +Study to bweak :33 it, ÚwÚ and nyot bweak x3 my troth. +;;w;; If study's ^.^ gain be thus, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this be >_> so, +Study xDD knyows :3 that which yet >w< it xDD doth nyot :33 knyow. +Swear ;;w;; me to uWu this, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew >_> say >w< nyo. +>w< KING. ;;w;; These be x3 the xDD stops :3 that ^w^ hindew ^-^ study UwU quite, +xDD And twain UwU ouw intellects to :33 vain delight. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Why, aww dewights OwO awe OwO vain; >_> but :3 that UwU most :33 vain +>_< Which, with :33 pain :33 puwchas'd, xDD doth x3 inhewit UwU pain, +;;w;; As painfully to ^w^ powe ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ book +;;w;; To >_> seek x3 the >w< wight of truth; OwO whiwe uWu twuth x3 the OwO whiwe +^-^ Doth :3 fawsewy ^w^ bwind x3 the :3 eyesight of :33 his wook. +^-^ Wight, UwU seeking wight, xDD doth >w< wight of >w< wight beguiwe; +So, ere xDD you find :3 whewe >w< wight uWu in >w< dawknyess lies, +uWu Youw >w< wight gwows dark ^.^ by losing of x3 youw :3 eyes. +Study ;;w;; me >w< how to uWu pwease x3 the ^w^ eye :33 indeed, +^-^ By x3 fixing >w< it ;;w;; upon :3 a fairer >_< eye; +Who :3 dazzwing >_> so, :3 that ^w^ eye UwU shaww be :33 his ^-^ heed, +xDD And UwU give ^.^ him >w< wight :3 that >w< it UwU was :33 bwinded by. +Study >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the heaven's glorious sun, +:33 That xDD wiww nyot be deep-search'd with ^w^ saucy looks; +>w< Smaww uWu have continyuaw UwU pwoddews OwO evew >_> won, +:3 Save UwU base ÚwÚ authowity from OwO othews' uWu books. +;;w;; These ÚwÚ eawthwy godfathers of heaven's wights +:33 That UwU give :3 a xDD nyame to every xDD fixed :33 staw +:3 Have nyo ^.^ mowe pwofit of uWu theiw >_< shinying :33 nyights +Than UwU those :3 that UwU wawk ÚwÚ and uWu wot nyot >_> what ;;w;; they x3 awe. +Too much to ^.^ knyow >_> is to ^.^ knyow >_< nyought >_> but ÚwÚ fame; +xDD And every godfather ^.^ can UwU give :3 a nyame. +>w< KING. How weww uWu he's wead, to reason OwO against >_> weading! +^-^ DUMAIN. Proceeded weww, to ÚwÚ stop aww ÚwÚ good pwoceeding! +OwO WONGAVIWWE. >w< He UwU weeds x3 the corn, ÚwÚ and still wets gwow x3 the xDD weeding. +xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu The ^-^ spwing >_> is near, when green ^.^ geese OwO awe a-bweeding. +^-^ DUMAIN. How xDD fowwows ^-^ that? +xDD BEWOWNyE. Fit uWu in :33 his :33 pwace ÚwÚ and uWu time. +^-^ DUMAIN. ^w^ In reason OwO nyothing. +xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD Something xDD then uWu in >_> whyme. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> Bewownye >_> is ^.^ wike >w< an envious snyeaping frost +:33 That ^w^ bites x3 the uWu fiwst-bown UwU infants of x3 the ÚwÚ spwing. +xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD Weww, >_> say UwU I am; >w< why >_> shouwd OwO pwoud ^-^ summew boast +^.^ Befowe x3 the xDD biwds uWu have xDD any cause to UwU sing? +Why >_> shouwd UwU I joy uWu in xDD any OwO abowtive >_< biwth? +At >_< Chwistmas UwU I nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ desiwe :3 a wose +Than ÚwÚ wish :3 a >w< snyow uWu in xDD May's ^w^ nyew-fangwed >_< shows; +OwO But ^.^ wike of >_< each ^.^ thing :3 that uWu in >_< season grows; +^w^ So UwU you, to ^-^ study nyow >w< it >_> is ^w^ too late, +Cwimb ^-^ o'ew x3 the ;;w;; house to unlock x3 the xDD wittwe uWu gate. +>w< KING. xDD Weww, sit out; OwO go ^.^ home, Berowne; ^w^ adieu. +xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; UwU I uWu have sworn to xDD stay with uWu you; +xDD And ^w^ though UwU I uWu have fow >_> bawbawism ^-^ spoke ^.^ mowe +Than fow :3 that ÚwÚ angew >_< knyowwedge xDD you ^.^ can say, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD confident I'll >_< keep >_> what UwU I uWu have ^w^ swowe, +xDD And bide x3 the >_< penyance of >_< each >w< thwee >_> yeaws' x3 day. +Give ;;w;; me x3 the OwO papew; wet ;;w;; me ^w^ wead x3 the >w< same; +xDD And to x3 the xDD stwictest decrees I'll >w< wwite x3 my nyame. +>w< KING. How weww ÚwÚ this yiewding uWu wescues uWu thee from x3 shame! +xDD BEWOWNyE. [Weads] UwU 'Item. :33 That nyo OwO woman UwU shaww come within :3 a miwe of +x3 my court'- >_< Hath ÚwÚ this :33 been proclaimed? +OwO WONGAVIWWE. Four OwO days ago. +xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Wet's >_> see x3 the penalty. [Weads] '-on :33 pain of losing her +:33 tongue.' Who :3 devis'd ÚwÚ this uWu penyawty? +OwO WONGAVIWWE. OwO Mawwy, :3 that uWu did ^.^ I. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ why? +OwO WONGAVIWWE. ;;w;; To :33 fwight them >w< hence with :3 that xDD dwead penalty. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A uWu dangewous law OwO against :3 gentiwity. +[Weads] UwU 'Item. ;;w;; If xDD any x3 man be :3 seen to tawk with :3 a OwO woman within +x3 the term of >w< thwee years, ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO enduwe xDD such public ^-^ shame >_< as x3 the +xDD west of x3 the court ^.^ can xDD possibwy UwU devise.' +This x3 awticwe, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_> youwsewf ^w^ must break; +For weww xDD you ^.^ knyow OwO hewe x3 comes uWu in uWu embassy +uWu The OwO Fwench >_< king's ^w^ daughtew, with >_> youwsewf to speak- +^-^ A >_< miwd of xDD gwace ÚwÚ and complete UwU majesty- +About suwwendew x3 up of OwO Aquitainye +;;w;; To her >_< decwepit, :33 sick, ÚwÚ and x3 bedwid father; +Therefore ÚwÚ this uWu awticwe >_> is UwU made uWu in vain, +:33 Ow vainwy x3 comes x3 th' :33 admiwed ^-^ pwincess hithew. +>w< KING. >_> What >_> say UwU you, lords? Why, ÚwÚ this UwU was quite :3 fowgot. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^w^ So ^-^ study evewmowe >_> is >_> uvw-shot. +While >w< it xDD doth ^-^ study to uWu have >_> what >w< it :3 wouwd, +^.^ It xDD doth x3 fowget to UwU do x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it >_< shouwd; +xDD And when >w< it hath x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it >w< hunteth :3 most, +'Tis ^.^ won >_< as UwU towns with fire- UwU so >_> won, UwU so :3 wost. +>w< KING. We ^w^ must of force ^w^ dispense with ÚwÚ this decwee; +:33 She ^w^ must >_< wie OwO hewe on mere ;;w;; nyecessity. +xDD BEWOWNyE. :33 Nyecessity xDD wiww >_< make >_> us aww ;;w;; fowswown +Thwee thousand times within ÚwÚ this >w< thwee >_> yeaws' ÚwÚ space; +For every x3 man with :33 his >_< affects >_> is born, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by ^w^ might mast'wed, >_> but ^.^ by >_> speciaw grace. +;;w;; If UwU I bweak ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd UwU shaww speak fow ;;w;; me: +UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; fowswown on mere ;;w;; nyecessity. +^w^ So to x3 the UwU waws uWu at large UwU I >w< wwite x3 my UwU nyame; ^-^ [Subscwibes] +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >_< bweaks them uWu in x3 the least degwee +Stands uWu in >_> attaindew of xDD etewnyaw ;;w;; shame. +Suggestions OwO awe to othew >_< as to OwO me; +OwO But UwU I :33 bewieve, awthough UwU I xDD seem UwU so >w< woath, +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >w< wast :3 that xDD wiww >w< wast >_< keep :33 his uWu oath. +OwO But >_> is there nyo ^w^ quick recreation granted? +>w< KING. Ay, :3 that there >w< is. Our xDD couwt, xDD you knyow, >_> is xDD haunted +With :3 a :3 wefinyed ÚwÚ twavewwew of UwU Spain, +^-^ A x3 man uWu in aww x3 the OwO wowwd's x3 nyew fashion >_> pwanted, +:33 That hath :3 a mint of OwO phwases uWu in :33 his bwain; +x3 Onye who x3 the uWu music of :33 his UwU own :33 vain >_> tongue +^-^ Doth ravish ^.^ wike ;;w;; enchanting uWu hawmony; +^-^ A x3 man of compwements, ÚwÚ whom >w< wight ÚwÚ and wrong +:3 Have ^-^ chose >_< as umpiwe of uWu theiw mutiny. +This chiwd of >_> fancy, :3 that Awmado ;;w;; hight, +For intewim to UwU ouw x3 studies UwU shaww :33 wewate, +^w^ In ^-^ high-bown wowds, x3 the ^.^ wowth of UwU many :3 a knight +Fwom OwO tawny OwO Spain wost uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's ^-^ debate. +How xDD you OwO dewight, x3 my wowds, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, x3 I; +OwO But UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I wuv to hear ^.^ him wie, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww use ^.^ him fow x3 my xDD minstwewsy. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Awmado >_> is :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ iwwustwious wight, +^-^ A x3 man of fire-new wowds, :3 fashion's UwU own knyight. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. Costard x3 the :3 swain ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww be UwU ouw >_< spowt; +xDD And UwU so to ^-^ study >w< thwee years >_> is >_> but UwU showt. + +Entew ^w^ DUWW, :3 a constabwe, with :3 a letter, ÚwÚ and :3 COSTAWD + +^-^ DUWW. >_< Which >_> is x3 the Duke's UwU own ^.^ pewson? +xDD BEWOWNyE. >w< This, UwU fewwow. >_> What ;;w;; wouwdst? +^-^ DUWW. UwU I mysewf wepwehend :33 his UwU own pewson, fow UwU I ^w^ am :33 his ;;w;; Gwace's +:33 fawbowough; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> see :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ pewson uWu in >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and blood. +xDD BEWOWNyE. This >_> is he. +^-^ DUWW. :33 Signyiow OwO Awme- OwO Awme- uWu commends OwO you. >_> Thewe's xDD viwwainy abwoad; +ÚwÚ this >_> wettew xDD wiww tell xDD you more. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU Siw, x3 the x3 contempts thereof OwO awe >_< as ^-^ touching x3 me. +>w< KING. ^-^ A >_> wettew from x3 the ^-^ magnyificent ÚwÚ Awmado. +xDD BEWOWNyE. How wow ^-^ soevew x3 the >w< mattew, UwU I UwU hope uWu in ^w^ God fow xDD high ÚwÚ wowds. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^-^ A xDD high UwU hope fow :3 a wow UwU heaven. ^w^ God gwant >_> us UwU patience! +xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; To heaw, ow ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^-^ heawing? +OwO WONGAVIWWE. ;;w;; To hear ^w^ meekwy, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and to laugh moderately; or, to +ÚwÚ fowbeaw xDD both. +xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, be >w< it >_< as x3 the >_> stywe UwU shaww UwU give >_> us cause to x3 cwimb +uWu in x3 the >w< mewwinyess. +UwU COSTAWD. uWu The ;;w;; mattew >_> is to uWu me, ^w^ siw, >_< as UwU concewnying Jaquenetta. +uWu The ^w^ mannyew of >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU I UwU was :33 taken with x3 the ^-^ mannyew. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^w^ In >_> what mannyew? +UwU COSTAWD. ^w^ In ^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ and >_< fowm ^w^ fowwowing, siw; aww UwU those three: UwU I UwU was +:3 seen with her uWu in x3 the manyow-house, :3 sitting with her ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ fowm, +ÚwÚ and :33 taken fowwowing her x3 into x3 the park; ^w^ which, put together, >_> is uWu in +^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ and >_< fowm x3 fowwowing. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, fow x3 the UwU mannyew- >w< it >_> is x3 the +^w^ mannyew of :3 a x3 man to speak to :3 a uWu woman. For x3 the fowm- uWu in x3 some fowm. +xDD BEWOWNyE. For x3 the ^w^ fowwowing, UwU siw? +UwU COSTAWD. ;;w;; As >w< it UwU shaww ;;w;; fowwow uWu in x3 my correction; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God ;;w;; defend x3 the +wight! +>w< KING. Will xDD you hear ÚwÚ this >_> wettew with UwU attention? +xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; As ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd hear >w< an owacwe. +UwU COSTAWD. >w< Such >_> is x3 the simplicity of x3 man to heawken ÚwÚ aftew x3 the ÚwÚ fwesh. +>w< KING. [Weads] 'Gweat deputy, x3 the wewkin's vicegewent ÚwÚ and sole +x3 dominyatow of UwU Nyavawwe, x3 my x3 souw's :33 eawth's god ÚwÚ and body's fost'wing +patwon'- +UwU COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd of Costard >_> yet. +>w< KING. [Weads] x3 'So >w< it >_> is'- +UwU COSTAWD. ^.^ It OwO may be so; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he >_> say >w< it >_> is >_> so, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, uWu in :3 tewwing +^-^ twue, >_> but :3 so. +>w< KING. ;;w;; Peace! +UwU COSTAWD. ^w^ Be to uWu me, ÚwÚ and every x3 man :3 that x3 dawes nyot ^.^ fight! +>w< KING. No words! +UwU COSTAWD. Of othew men's secrets, UwU I :33 beseech OwO you. +>w< KING. [Weads] x3 'So >w< it ;;w;; is, besieged with sabwe-cowouwed UwU mewanchowy, UwU I +uWu did ÚwÚ commend x3 the black ^-^ oppwessing humouw to x3 the UwU most whowesome +;;w;; physic of >w< thy health-giving air; x3 and, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman, >_< betook +mysewf to ^.^ wawk. uWu The time ^-^ When? About x3 the uWu sixth houw; when x3 beasts +UwU most >_> gwaze, xDD biwds best >_> peck, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men sit down to :3 that nyouwishment +which >_> is ^w^ cawwed x3 suppew. ^w^ So much fow x3 the time ;;w;; When. Now fow x3 the +x3 gwound Which? ^w^ which, UwU I mean, UwU I xDD upon; >w< it >_> is ycleped >w< thy park. UwU Then +fow x3 the :33 pwace OwO Whewe? where, UwU I mean, UwU I uWu did x3 encountew :3 that ^w^ obscenye +ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< pwepost'wous event :3 that >_> dwaweth from x3 my snow-white OwO pen +x3 the xDD ebon-cowouwed ink which OwO hewe xDD thou >_> viewest, ÚwÚ behowdest, +>_< suwveyest, ow seest. OwO But to x3 the :33 pwace OwO Whewe? ^.^ It standeth +^.^ nyowth-nyowth-east ÚwÚ and ^.^ by uWu east from x3 the xDD west ^-^ cownyew of >w< thy +:3 cuwious-knyotted ;;w;; gawden. >_> Thewe uWu did UwU I >_> see :3 that :33 wow-spiwited x3 swain, +:3 that UwU base xDD minnyow of >w< thy xDD miwth,' +UwU COSTAWD. uWu Me? +>w< KING. x3 'that OwO unwettewed ÚwÚ smaww-knyowing ^-^ souw,' +UwU COSTAWD. uWu Me? +>w< KING. x3 'that shallow >w< vassaw,' +UwU COSTAWD. UwU Stiww me? +>w< KING. uWu 'which, >_< as UwU I UwU wemembew, >_> hight ÚwÚ Costawd,' +UwU COSTAWD. >_< O, me! +>w< KING. ÚwÚ 'sowted ÚwÚ and consorted, :33 contwawy to >w< thy ÚwÚ estabwished :33 pwocwaimed +edict ÚwÚ and continyent canyon; ^w^ which, OwO with, >_< O, OwO with- >_> but with ÚwÚ this UwU I +passion to >_> say >_< whewewith-' +UwU COSTAWD. With :3 a >_< wench. +;;w;; King. OwO 'with :3 a chiwd of UwU ouw :33 gwandmothew Eve, :3 a OwO femawe; or, fow >w< thy +^.^ mowe x3 sweet ^.^ undewstanding, :3 a uWu woman. xDD Him I, >_< as x3 my ^-^ evew-esteemed +>_> duty uWu pwicks ;;w;; me ;;w;; on, uWu have sent to ÚwÚ thee, to receive x3 the >_> meed of +punyishment, ^.^ by >w< thy x3 sweet ;;w;; Gwace's officer, OwO Antony Dull, :3 a x3 man of +ÚwÚ good repute, OwO cawwiage, beawing, ÚwÚ and ^w^ estimation.' +^-^ DUWW. >_> Me, UwU an't UwU shaww uWu pwease uWu you; UwU I ^w^ am OwO Antony OwO Duww. +>w< KING. ^w^ 'Fow Jaquenetta- UwU so >_> is x3 the weaker vessel called, which UwU I +apprehended with x3 the >_> afowesaid swain- UwU I >_< keep her >_< as :3 a vessel of +>w< thy law's >_> fuwy; ÚwÚ and UwU shaww, uWu at x3 the least of >w< thy x3 sweet nyotice, +;;w;; bwing her to trial. Thinye, uWu in aww compliments of xDD devoted ÚwÚ and +uWu heawt-buwnying ^.^ heat of >_< duty, +uWu DON >w< ADWIANyO uWu DE ^.^ AWMADO.' + +xDD BEWOWNyE. This >_> is nyot UwU so weww >_< as UwU I >_> wook'd for, >_> but x3 the best :3 that +OwO evew UwU I heawd. +>w< KING. Ay, x3 the best fow x3 the x3 wowst. But, sirrah, >_> what >_> say xDD you to +:3 this? +UwU COSTAWD. UwU Siw, UwU I x3 confess x3 the >_< wench. +>w< KING. Did xDD you hear x3 the >w< pwocwamation? +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I UwU do x3 confess much of x3 the hearing :33 it, >_> but xDD wittwe of x3 the +UwU mawking of :3 it. +>w< KING. ^.^ It UwU was :33 pwocwaimed :3 a >_> yeaw's imprisonment to be :33 taken with :3 a +>_< wench. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I UwU was :33 taken with nyonye, siw; UwU I UwU was :33 taken with :3 a damsew. +>w< KING. xDD Weww, >w< it UwU was :33 pwocwaimed damsew. +UwU COSTAWD. This UwU was nyo damsew nyeithew, siw; ^.^ she UwU was :3 a >w< viwgin. +>w< KING. ^.^ It >_> is UwU so vawied :3 too, fow >w< it UwU was :33 pwocwaimed >w< viwgin. +UwU COSTAWD. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu wewe, UwU I UwU deny her xDD viwginyity; UwU I UwU was :33 taken with :3 a ^-^ maid. +>w< KING. This OwO 'maid' nyot serve x3 youw tuwn, sir. +UwU COSTAWD. This >_< maid xDD wiww serve x3 my tuwn, sir. +>w< KING. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww pwonyounce x3 youw :3 sentence: xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ fast :3 a >_< week +with :33 bwan ÚwÚ and >_> watew. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I xDD had rather pray :3 a >_> month with UwU mutton ÚwÚ and porridge. +>w< KING. xDD And ^.^ Don Awmado UwU shaww be x3 youw x3 keepew. +OwO My Lord Bewownye, >_> see ^.^ him ^-^ dewivewed o'ew; +xDD And OwO go :33 we, wowds, to put uWu in pwactice :3 that +>_< Which >_< each to othew hath UwU so >_< stwongwy swown. +Exeunt ;;w;; KING, :3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DUMAIN +xDD BEWOWNyE. I'll uWu way x3 my >_> head to xDD any ÚwÚ good :33 man's ^w^ hat +;;w;; These >w< oaths ÚwÚ and UwU waws xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv >w< an idle xDD scown. +Siwwah, come :3 on. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I suffew fow x3 the truth, siw; fow true >w< it >_> is UwU I UwU was :33 taken +with >_> Jaquenyetta, ÚwÚ and Jaquenetta >_> is :3 a true girl; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe +wewcome x3 the :3 souw >w< cup of prosperity! Affwiction OwO may one day ;;w;; smiwe +again; ÚwÚ and >w< tiww >w< then, sit uWu thee ;;w;; down, ;;w;; sowwow. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The ^-^ pawk + +Entew ARMADO ÚwÚ and >w< MOTH, :33 his page + +x3 AWMADO. :33 Boy, >_> what xDD sign >_> is >w< it when :3 a x3 man of great ^w^ spiwit gwows +>_> mewanchowy? +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A great ^w^ sign, ^w^ siw, :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww wook OwO sad. +x3 AWMADO. Why, >_> sadnyess >_> is one ÚwÚ and x3 the sewf-same ÚwÚ thing, uWu deaw >_> imp. +ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, no! +x3 AWMADO. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou ÚwÚ pawt >_> sadnyess ÚwÚ and UwU mewanchowy, x3 my xDD tendew +:3 juvenyaw? +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ By :3 a ^.^ famiwiaw demonstration of x3 the x3 wowking, x3 my >_< tough ;;w;; signyiow. +x3 AWMADO. Why >_< tough x3 signyiow? Why >_< tough x3 signyiow? +ÚwÚ MOTH. Why xDD tendew :3 juvenyaw? Why xDD tendew :3 juvenyaw? +x3 AWMADO. UwU I ^-^ spoke :33 it, xDD tendew juvenal, >_< as :3 a OwO congwuent ;;w;; epitheton +^.^ appewtainying to >w< thy xDD young uWu days, which ^.^ we OwO may nominate tendew. +ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD And I, >_< tough signior, >_< as >w< an appertinent ;;w;; titwe to x3 youw ;;w;; owd +time, which ^.^ we OwO may xDD nyame >_< tough. +x3 AWMADO. x3 Pwetty ÚwÚ and ^-^ apt. +ÚwÚ MOTH. How >_> mean UwU you, UwU siw? UwU I pretty, ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 saying uWu apt? ow UwU I :3 apt, ÚwÚ and +x3 my :3 saying uWu pwetty? +x3 AWMADO. ^.^ Thou pretty, uWu because ^.^ wittwe. +ÚwÚ MOTH. >_< Wittwe pretty, uWu because ^.^ wittwe. ÚwÚ Whewefowe uWu apt? +x3 AWMADO. xDD And >_< thewefowe :3 apt, uWu because quick. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^w^ Speak xDD you ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 my >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ mastew? +x3 AWMADO. ^w^ In >w< thy ^.^ condign ;;w;; pwaise. +ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU I xDD wiww praise >w< an eel with x3 the same ;;w;; pwaise. +x3 AWMADO. :3 that >w< an eel >_> is ingenious? +ÚwÚ MOTH. :33 That >w< an eel >_> is quick. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I UwU do >_> say xDD thou awt ^w^ quick uWu in uWu answews; xDD thou ;;w;; heat'st x3 my blood. +ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU I ^w^ am >_< answew'd, sir. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I wuv nyot to be cross'd. +ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 [Aside] >w< He xDD speaks x3 the mere ^-^ contwawy: cwosses wuv nyot ^.^ him. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I uWu have promised to ^-^ study >w< thwee years with x3 the uWu Duke. +ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> You OwO may UwU do >w< it uWu in >w< an ^-^ houw, sir. +x3 AWMADO. Impossible. +ÚwÚ MOTH. How UwU many >_> is one thrice >_> towd? +x3 AWMADO. UwU I ^w^ am :33 iww uWu at weck'nying; >w< it fitteth x3 the ^w^ spiwit of :3 a tapster. +ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU gamestew, sir. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I x3 confess both; ;;w;; they OwO awe both x3 the ^w^ vawnyish of :3 a complete +man. +ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU Then UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you ^.^ knyow >w< how much x3 the gwoss >w< sum of OwO deuce-ace +amounts ;;w;; to. +x3 AWMADO. ^.^ It xDD doth amount to one ^.^ mowe than UwU two. +ÚwÚ MOTH. >_< Which x3 the UwU base uWu vuwgaw UwU do caww thwee. +x3 AWMADO. :3 Twue. +ÚwÚ MOTH. Why, ^w^ siw, >_> is ÚwÚ this xDD such :3 a ^.^ piece of >_< study? Now OwO hewe >_> is >w< thwee +xDD studied ere ye'ww thrice wink; ÚwÚ and >w< how ^w^ easy >w< it >_> is to put :33 'yeaws' +to x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^-^ 'thwee,' ÚwÚ and ^-^ study >w< thwee years uWu in >w< two wowds, x3 the +UwU dancing UwU howse xDD wiww tell OwO you. +x3 AWMADO. ^-^ A UwU most OwO finye figuwe! +ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv xDD you :3 a x3 ciphew. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I xDD wiww heweupon x3 confess UwU I ^w^ am uWu in love. xDD And >_< as >w< it >_> is UwU base fow +:3 a soldier to xDD wuv, UwU so ^w^ am UwU I uWu in wuv with :3 a UwU base >_< wench. ;;w;; If :3 dwawing +x3 my xDD swowd OwO against x3 the humouw of :3 affection ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dewivew ;;w;; me from +x3 the >_> wepwobate xDD thought of :33 it, UwU I ^.^ wouwd OwO take Desire pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and +wansom ^.^ him to xDD any OwO Fwench couwtiew fow :3 a new-devis'd UwU cuwtsy. UwU I +think ^w^ scown to >_< sigh; uWu methinks UwU I >_> shouwd out-sweaw Cupid. Comfort +uWu me, ^.^ boy; >_> what great ;;w;; men uWu have :33 been uWu in love? +ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> Hewcuwes, master. +x3 AWMADO. :3 Most x3 sweet uWu Hewcuwes! uWu Mowe ÚwÚ authowity, uWu deaw ^-^ boy, xDD nyame mowe; +x3 and, x3 sweet x3 my child, wet them be ;;w;; men of ÚwÚ good ^-^ wepute ÚwÚ and *twerks* cawwiage. +ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> Samson, mastew; ^.^ he UwU was :3 a x3 man of ÚwÚ good OwO cawwiage, great +OwO cawwiage, fow ^.^ he cawwied x3 the :33 town :3 gates on :33 his back ^.^ wike :3 a +^w^ powtew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU was uWu in love. +x3 AWMADO. x3 O UwU weww-knyit UwU Samson! ^.^ stwong-jointed UwU Samson! UwU I UwU do >_< excew uWu thee +uWu in x3 my rapier >_< as much >_< as xDD thou :33 didst ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ cawwying gates. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in +wuv UwU too. Who UwU was ^-^ Samson's xDD wuv, x3 my uWu deaw Moth? +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A ^w^ woman, master. +x3 AWMADO. Of >_> what >_< compwexion? +ÚwÚ MOTH. Of aww x3 the >w< fouw, ow x3 the >_< thwee, ow x3 the >_> two, ow one of x3 the fouw. -AWMADO. >_> Teww me precisely >_> of what complexion. -;;w;; MOTH. x3 Of OwO the :3 sea-watew x3 gween, sir. -AWMADO. ^-^ Is UwU that ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fouw complexions? -;;w;; MOTH. UwU As I ^.^ have ^.^ wead, siw; ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best >_> of them ^w^ too. -AWMADO. ^w^ Gween, :3 indeed, :3 is OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of ^.^ wuvws; uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a love ->_> of UwU that >_< cowouw, >w< methinks x3 Samson xDD had small reason uWu fow it. ÚwÚ He -^w^ suwewy ;;w;; affected xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew wit. -;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was so, siw; uWu fow ^.^ she xDD had :3 a green wit. -AWMADO. UwU My love :3 is UwU most x3 immacuwate >_> white ÚwÚ and >_< wed. -;;w;; MOTH. uWu Most maculate ^-^ thoughts, :3 mastew, awe ;;w;; mask'd uWu undew such -colours. -AWMADO. Define, :33 definye, well-educated ^w^ infant. -;;w;; MOTH. UwU My >_< fathew's ÚwÚ wit my >_> mothew's :33 tongue ^-^ assist UwU me! -AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ invocation >_> of :3 a x3 chiwd; UwU most pretty, ÚwÚ and :33 patheticaw! -;;w;; MOTH. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be :3 made >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and red, -Her faults uWu wiww :33 nye'ew >w< be >_> knyown; ->_< Fow :33 bwushing x3 cheeks uWu by faults awe OwO bwed, -And ^-^ feaws uWu by OwO pawe >_> white ^.^ shown. -;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ she feaw, ^w^ ow >w< be ^-^ to blame, -By :3 this you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot know; ->_< Fow still xDD hew x3 cheeks ^.^ possess OwO the >_> same -^w^ Which ÚwÚ nyative ^.^ she doth ^-^ owe. -OwO A dangewous >_> whyme, :3 mastew, x3 against OwO the reason >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and >_< wed. -AWMADO. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot :3 a ballad, OwO boy, >_> of OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and OwO the Beggaw? -;;w;; MOTH. The x3 wowwd ÚwÚ was vewy OwO guiwty >_> of such :3 a >_< bawwad >w< some three >_> ages -:33 since; uWu but I ÚwÚ think :3 nyow 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD found; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO wewe, ^.^ it -would neither sewve uWu fow OwO the :33 wwiting :3 nyow OwO the ^.^ tunye. -AWMADO. I uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU that :33 subject newly :3 wwit xDD o'ew, UwU that I ^-^ may -example my ^.^ digwession uWu by >w< some :3 mighty ^-^ pwecedent. UwU Boy, I ^-^ do love -UwU that ;;w;; countwy UwU giww UwU that I took in OwO the ^.^ pawk with OwO the ;;w;; wationyaw hind -OwO Costawd; ^.^ she ^-^ desewves :33 weww. -;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To >w< be whipt; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a better love than my mastew. -AWMADO. >_> Sing, >w< boy; my spirit grows :33 heavy in wuv. -;;w;; MOTH. And that's gweat mawvew, :33 woving :3 a ^.^ wight :33 wench. -AWMADO. I ÚwÚ say, uWu sing. -;;w;; MOTH. UwU Fowbeaw ÚwÚ tiww :3 this >_> company >w< be ^.^ past. - -x3 Entew DULL, uWu COSTAWD, ÚwÚ and OwO JAQUENyETTA - -UwU DUWW. >_> Siw, OwO the >w< Duke's ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is UwU that you ^-^ keep >_> Costawd >_< safe; ÚwÚ and -you >w< must suffer him ^-^ to UwU take nyo dewight :3 nyow nyo penance; uWu but UwU 'a ->w< must fast three >_< days :3 a >_< week. >_< Fow :3 this damsel, I >w< must ^-^ keep xDD hew at -OwO the pawk; ^.^ she :3 is >_< awwow'd uWu fow OwO the ^w^ day-woman. Fawe you :33 weww. -AWMADO. I ^-^ do :33 betway ^-^ mysewf with UwU bwushing. xDD Maid! -JAQUENETTA. Man! -AWMADO. I uWu wiww >w< visit ÚwÚ thee at OwO the lodge. -JAQUENETTA. ^.^ That's hereby. -AWMADO. I xDD knyow xDD whewe ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ situate. -JAQUENETTA. :3 Wowd, how xDD wise you OwO awe! -AWMADO. I uWu wiww tell ÚwÚ thee >_< wondews. -JAQUENETTA. x3 With UwU that face? -AWMADO. I love thee. -JAQUENETTA. ^w^ So I heard you >w< say. -AWMADO. And so, faweweww. -JAQUENETTA. ^-^ Faiw weather aftew xDD you! -UwU DUWW. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ Jaquenyetta, >_> away. Exit with OwO JAQUENyETTA -AWMADO. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou ^-^ shawt fast uWu fow >w< thy offences ewe :3 thou >w< be -pardoned. -COSTAWD. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I >w< hope when I ^-^ do ^.^ it I uWu shaww ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu on :3 a :33 fuww -:3 stomach. -AWMADO. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be heavily ÚwÚ punyished. -COSTAWD. I x3 am ^-^ mowe bound ^-^ to you than >_> youw fellows, uWu fow uWu they awe uWu but ->w< wightwy ^.^ wewawded. -AWMADO. ;;w;; Take away :3 this villain; OwO shut him :33 up. -;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Come, you :33 twansgwessing slave, >_> away. -COSTAWD. >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot >w< be pent uWu up, siw; I uWu wiww :3 fast, being uWu woose. -;;w;; MOTH. No, siw; UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 fast, ÚwÚ and uWu woose. Thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ to prison. -COSTAWD. Weww, ^-^ if >w< evew I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the >_> mewwy >_< days >_> of desowation UwU that I -^.^ have ^.^ seen, >w< some uWu shaww :3 see. -;;w;; MOTH. What uWu shaww >w< some see? -COSTAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, nothing, ^-^ Mastew Moth, uWu but what uWu they ÚwÚ wook upon. ^w^ It :3 is -^.^ nyot uWu fow prisoners ^-^ to >w< be xDD too ;;w;; siwent in theiw x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe -I uWu wiww uWu say nothing. I :3 thank :3 God I ^.^ have as wittwe >_< patience as -another man, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I can >w< be quiet. ->_< Exeunt MOTH ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD -AWMADO. I ^-^ do :3 affect OwO the vewy >w< gwound, ;;w;; which :3 is base, xDD whewe xDD hew shoe, -;;w;; which :3 is >_> basew, >_< guided uWu by xDD hew ^.^ foot, ;;w;; which :3 is ^w^ basest, doth >_> twead. -I uWu shaww >w< be forsworn- ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a gweat awgument >_> of xDD fawsehood- ^-^ if I -wuv. And how can UwU that >w< be OwO twue love ;;w;; which :3 is falsely ^w^ attempted? -^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a familiar; ^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw. Thewe :3 is nyo evil :3 angew uWu but -xDD Wuv. >_> Yet ÚwÚ was x3 Samson OwO so UwU tempted, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD had OwO an excellent ->w< stwength; ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ;;w;; Sowomon OwO so uWu seduced, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD had :3 a vewy good wit. -:33 Cupid's butt-shaft :3 is xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow Hercules' ^-^ cwub, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe -xDD too >w< much >_> odds uWu fow :3 a Spaniard's >_< wapiew. The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and uWu second cause -uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sewve my tuwn; OwO the :3 passado ^.^ he respects ;;w;; nyot, OwO the xDD duewwo -^.^ he wegawds not; his >w< disgwace :3 is ^-^ to >w< be called OwO boy, uWu but his >_> gwowy -:3 is ^-^ to ^.^ subdue ^-^ men. Adieu, ^.^ vawouw; >w< wust, wapiew; >w< be stiww, ^-^ dwum; -uWu fow >_> youw manager :3 is in :33 wuv; ^-^ yea, ^.^ he wuvth. ^w^ Assist uWu me, >w< some ->w< extempowaw god >_> of >_> whyme, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe I uWu shaww xDD tuwn UwU sonnyet. -^-^ Devise, >_> wit; write, uWu pen; uWu fow I x3 am uWu fow xDD whowe uWu vowumes in folio. -Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The ^.^ pawk - -x3 Entew OwO the UwU PWINCESS >_< OF >_> FWANCE, with three :33 attending uWu wadies, -WOSAWINyE, MARIA, KATHAWINyE, >_> BOYET, ÚwÚ and two uWu othew LORDS - -xDD BOYET. Nyow, UwU madam, summon OwO up >_> youw ;;w;; deawest spirits. -Consider ^-^ who OwO the UwU King >_> youw fathew UwU sends, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he UwU sends, ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's his embassy: -Yourself, held pwecious in OwO the world's ;;w;; esteem, -ÚwÚ To UwU pawwey with OwO the >_> sowe inheritor -x3 Of >w< aww perfections UwU that :3 a man ^-^ may ^.^ owe, -Matchwess ^.^ Nyavawwe; OwO the pwea >_> of nyo less OwO weight ->w< Than ;;w;; Aquitainye, :3 a dowwy uWu fow :3 a >w< queen. -Be :3 nyow as :33 pwodigaw >_> of >w< aww dear OwO gwace -UwU As :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ was in :33 making gwaces ^.^ deaw, -When ^.^ she >_> did stawve OwO the ^w^ genyewaw x3 wowwd >_> beside -And UwU pwodigawwy >_> gave them >w< aww ^-^ to you. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Good Wowd :33 Boyet, my :3 beauty, >w< though uWu but >_> mean, -uWu Nyeeds ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ painted flourish >_> of >_> youw :3 pwaise. -:3 Beauty :3 is bought uWu by ÚwÚ judgment >_> of OwO the eye, -:3 Nyot UwU utt'wed uWu by base >w< sawe >_> of :33 chapmen's xDD tongues; -I x3 am less >_> pwoud ^-^ to hear you tell my wowth ->w< Than you >w< much willing ^-^ to >w< be uWu counted xDD wise -UwU In UwU spending >_> youw ÚwÚ wit in OwO the UwU pwaise >_> of x3 minye. -But :3 nyow ^-^ to ^w^ task OwO the ÚwÚ taskew: good :33 Boyet, -You awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant aww-tewwing ÚwÚ fame -^-^ Doth ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ abwoad Nyavawwe ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a vow, -;;w;; Tiww painful study uWu shaww x3 outweaw three yeaws, -:3 Nyo ^-^ woman ^-^ may xDD appwoach his ;;w;; siwent couwt. -OwO Thewefowe uWu to's seemeth ^.^ it :3 a :3 nyeedfuw ^.^ couwse, -Before ^-^ we ÚwÚ entew his fowbidden ^.^ gates, -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow his ^-^ pweasuwe; ÚwÚ and in UwU that :3 behawf, -^-^ Bowd >_> of >_> youw >w< wowthinyess, ^-^ we >w< singwe you -UwU As ^-^ ouw best-moving fair sowicitow. ->_> Teww him OwO the daughter >_> of OwO the UwU King >_> of UwU Fwance, -uWu On uWu sewious businyess, UwU cwaving uWu quick ÚwÚ dispatch, -x3 Impowtunyes OwO pewsonyaw >w< confewence with his ^-^ Gwace. -uWu Haste, signify OwO so :33 much; >_< whiwe ^-^ we x3 attend, -;;w;; Wike humble-visag'd >_< suitows, his UwU high uWu wiww. -xDD BOYET. Proud >_> of employment, willingly I ^.^ go. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^-^ Aww uWu pwide :3 is willing :33 pwide, ÚwÚ and x3 youws :3 is ÚwÚ so. -Exit BOYET -OwO Who awe OwO the votaries, my :33 woving x3 wowds, -:33 That awe :3 vow-fewwows with :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous uWu duke? -OwO FIWST LORD. Wowd Longaville :3 is ^w^ onye. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. xDD Knyow you OwO the man? -x3 MAWIA. I xDD knyow ^w^ him, ^.^ madam; at :3 a mawwiage >w< feast, ->w< Between Wowd Perigort ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu beauteous ÚwÚ heiw -x3 Of >w< Jaques :33 Fawconbwidge, >_< sowemnyized -UwU In :33 Nyowmandy, ^-^ saw I :3 this >_> Wongaviwwe. -OwO A man >_> of x3 suvweign :33 pawts, peerless >w< esteem'd, -^.^ Weww >_< fitted in :3 awts, ^w^ gwowious in arms; -Nyothing >_< becomes him i-iww UwU that ^.^ he would :33 weww. -The only soiw >_> of his fair >w< viwtue's gloss, ->w< If >w< viwtue's gloss uWu wiww :33 stain with ^-^ any soiw, -^-^ Is :3 a shawp ÚwÚ wit ^w^ match'd with xDD too >w< bwunt :3 a wiww, -uWu Whose >_> edge ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to cut, uWu whose uWu wiww still wills -^w^ It shouwd UwU nyonye spawe UwU that come within his >_> powew. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu Some >_> mewwy >_> mocking lord, belike; :3 is't so? -x3 MAWIA. ^.^ They uWu say OwO so UwU most UwU that UwU most his uWu humouws know. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Such showt-wiv'd xDD wits ^-^ do >_< withew as uWu they ^.^ gwow. -OwO Who awe OwO the ÚwÚ west? -KATHARINE. The x3 young >_< Dumain, :3 a >w< weww-accompwish'd youth, -x3 Of >w< aww UwU that :3 viwtue love uWu fow :3 viwtue wuvd; -uWu Most power ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU most :33 hawm, :33 weast ÚwÚ knyowing iww, ->_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an i-iww ^-^ shape uWu good, -And ^-^ shape ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO gwace >w< though ^.^ he xDD had nyo wit. -I ^-^ saw him at OwO the UwU Duke ^.^ Awencon's once; -And >w< much xDD too wittwe >_> of UwU that good I ^-^ saw -^-^ Is my wepowt ^-^ to his gweat ÚwÚ wowthinyess. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. >_> Anyothew >_> of ^.^ these ^w^ students at UwU that UwU time ->_> Was there with ^w^ him, ^-^ if I ^.^ have heard :3 a :33 twuth. -Bewownye uWu they caww him; uWu but :3 a mewwiew man, -xDD Within OwO the UwU wimit >_> of becoming mirth, -I never spent OwO an hour's talk :3 withaw. -His eye x3 begets >w< occasion uWu fow his wit, ->_< Fow every object UwU that OwO the ^-^ onye doth catch -The uWu othew ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ miwth-moving >w< jest, -^w^ Which his fair tongue, ^-^ conceit's ^.^ expositow, -ÚwÚ Dewivews in such :3 apt ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious uWu wowds -:33 That ;;w;; aged ears xDD pway ÚwÚ twuant at his tales, -And ^.^ youngew :33 heawings awe ^-^ quite ravished; -^w^ So ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and >_> vowubwe :3 is his ^w^ discouwse. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 God bless my >w< wadies! uWu Awe uWu they >w< aww in love, -:33 That every ^-^ onye xDD hew >_> own ;;w;; hath garnished -x3 With such ^.^ bedecking :33 ownyaments >_> of x3 pwaise? -OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 Boyet. - -;;w;; We-entew BOYET - -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Nyow, what >_> admittance, UwU wowd? -xDD BOYET. Nyavawwe xDD had nyotice >_> of >_> youw fair :33 appwoach, -And ^.^ he ÚwÚ and his UwU competitows in OwO oath -Were >w< aww address'd ^-^ to ^.^ meet you, gentwe >w< wady, -Before I x3 came. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; thus >w< much I ^.^ have learnt: -ÚwÚ He wathew :3 means ^-^ to lodge you in OwO the field, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that comes here ^-^ to UwU besiege his couwt, ->w< Than >w< seek :3 a ^.^ dispensation uWu fow his ^-^ oath, -ÚwÚ To let you ÚwÚ entew his unpeopled >_< house. -UwU [The WADIES-IN-WAITING >_< mask] - -x3 Entew xDD KING, x3 WONGAVIWWE, OwO DUMAIN, ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -;;w;; Hewe comes ÚwÚ Nyavawwe. -^w^ KING. ^-^ Faiw uWu Pwincess, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the couwt >_> of ÚwÚ Nyavawwe. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ 'Faiw' I ^w^ give you xDD back ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and 'wewcome' I -^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_> yet. The >_< woof >_> of :3 this couwt :3 is xDD too UwU high ^-^ to >w< be xDD youws, ÚwÚ and -^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ wide fields xDD too base ^-^ to >w< be x3 minye. -^w^ KING. You uWu shaww >w< be welcome, UwU madam, ^-^ to my couwt. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ wewcome then; OwO conduct me thithew. -^w^ KING. >w< Heaw uWu me, dear >_> wady: I ^.^ have sworn OwO an :33 oath- -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Our OwO Wady ^w^ hewp my wowd! He'll >w< be ^-^ fowswown. -^w^ KING. :3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the UwU wowwd, fair UwU madam, uWu by my uWu wiww. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ Why, uWu wiww uWu shaww >_< bweak xDD it; wiww, ÚwÚ and nyothing ->w< ewse. -^w^ KING. Your ladyship :3 is ^w^ ignyowant what ^.^ it is. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Were my lord so, his xDD ignyowance ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wise, -:3 Whewe :3 nyow his knowledge >w< must ^w^ pwuv ^.^ ignyowance. -I hear >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath sworn >_< out ^.^ house-keeping. -^.^ 'Tis >_> deadwy xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ keep UwU that ^-^ oath, my lord, -And xDD sin ^-^ to >_< bweak it. -But pawdon uWu me, I x3 am xDD too ^w^ sudden uWu bowd; -ÚwÚ To teach :3 a teacher i-iww >_> beseemeth >_> me. -Vouchsafe ^-^ to ;;w;; wead OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of my ^w^ coming, -And :33 suddenwy :3 wesowve me in my ;;w;; suit. [Giving :3 a >_> papew] -^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, I wiww, ^-^ if :33 suddenwy I OwO may. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu YOU uWu Wiww OwO the sooner UwU that I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ away, ->_< Fow ^w^ you'ww ^w^ pwuv :33 pewjuw'd ^-^ if you ^-^ make me >_> stay. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I ^-^ dance with you in OwO Bwabant ÚwÚ once? -KATHARINE. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I ^-^ dance with you in OwO Bwabant ÚwÚ once? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. I xDD knyow you ÚwÚ did. -KATHARINE. OwO How needless ÚwÚ was ^.^ it then ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask OwO the ^-^ question! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. You >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so ^w^ quick. -KATHARINE. ^.^ 'Tis wong >_> of you, UwU that xDD spuw me with such ^w^ questions. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Your ÚwÚ wit xDD 's xDD too hot, ^.^ it ÚwÚ speeds xDD too :3 fast, 'twill ;;w;; tiwe. -KATHARINE. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it xDD weave OwO the >_< widew in OwO the mire. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. What UwU time o' day? -KATHARINE. The hour UwU that fools shouwd ask. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyow fair befall >_> youw ^.^ mask! -KATHARINE. ^-^ Faiw ^-^ faww OwO the ;;w;; face ^.^ it ^-^ cuvws! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. And ^-^ send you many lovers! -KATHARINE. ;;w;; Amen, OwO so you >w< be none. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Nyay, then uWu wiww I >w< be gone. -^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw fathew here doth ;;w;; intimate -The ;;w;; payment >_> of :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; ->_> Being uWu but OwO the ^-^ onye half >_> of OwO an uWu entiwe sum -Disbursed uWu by my fathew in his ;;w;; waws. -But uWu say UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ ow >_> we, as neither x3 have, -:3 Weceiv'd UwU that >w< sum, ÚwÚ yet there remains >w< unpaid -OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand :3 mowe, in ;;w;; suwety >_> of OwO the which, ->_< Onye part >_> of OwO Aquitainye :3 is bound ^-^ to >w< us, -UwU Awthough ^.^ nyot vawued ^-^ to OwO the money's worth. ->w< If then OwO the UwU King >_> youw fathew uWu wiww restore -But UwU that ^-^ onye half ;;w;; which :3 is unsatisfied, -We uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO up ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight in ;;w;; Aquitainye, -And howd fair friendship with his Majesty. -But UwU that, ^.^ it seems, ^.^ he wittwe UwU puwposeth, ->_< Fow here ^.^ he doth >_> demand ^-^ to ^.^ have wepaid -OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^w^ demands, -uWu On ;;w;; payment >_> of :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand cwowns, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his title live in xDD Aquitainye; -^w^ Which ^-^ we >w< much wathew xDD had xDD depawt ^-^ withaw, -And ^.^ have OwO the money uWu by ^-^ ouw fathew went, ->w< Than OwO Aquitainye OwO so ^.^ gewded as ^.^ it is. -UwU Deaw uWu Pwincess, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot his wequests OwO so :3 faw -From weason's >w< yiewding, >_> youw fair uWu sewf shouwd ^-^ make -OwO A yielding >w< 'gainst >w< some reason in my ^w^ bweast, -And >w< go ;;w;; weww ;;w;; satisfied ^-^ to Fwance again. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. You ^-^ do OwO the UwU King my fathew xDD too >w< much ^.^ wwong, -And :33 wwong OwO the weputation >_> of >_> youw uWu nyame, -UwU In OwO so ^-^ unseeming ^-^ to x3 confess ^-^ weceipt -x3 Of UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO so >_> faithfuwwy >_< been >_< paid. -^w^ KING. I ^-^ do uWu pwotest I never heard >_> of xDD it; -And, ^-^ if you ^w^ pwuv it, I'll repay ^.^ it xDD back -Ow ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up Aquitainye. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We arrest >_> youw :33 wowd. -:33 Boyet, you can >_> pwoduce acquittances ->_< Fow such :3 a sum ^-^ fwom speciaw >_< officews -x3 Of Charles his father. -^w^ KING. Satisfy me ÚwÚ so. -xDD BOYET. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, OwO the >_< packet :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD come, -:3 Whewe UwU that ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ speciawties awe >_< bound; ->w< To-mowwow you uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a OwO sight >_> of ^.^ them. -^w^ KING. ^w^ It uWu shaww suffice me; at ;;w;; which interview -^-^ Aww >_> wibewaw reason I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd >_> unto. -OwO Meantime weceive such ^-^ wewcome at my hand -UwU As xDD honyouw, ^-^ without :33 bweach >_> of xDD honyouw, ^-^ may -UwU Make >w< tendew >_> of ^-^ to >w< thy OwO twue ÚwÚ wowthinyess. -You ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD come, fair uWu Pwincess, within my ^.^ gates; -But here ^-^ without you uWu shaww >w< be OwO so receiv'd -UwU As you uWu shaww ^.^ deem yourself :33 wodg'd in my xDD heawt, -^-^ Though OwO so ;;w;; denyied fair OwO hawbouw in my >_< house. -Your >_> own good >_> thoughts ;;w;; excuse uWu me, ÚwÚ and faweweww. ->w< To-mowwow uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< visit you again. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Sweet OwO heawth ÚwÚ and fair desires >w< consowt >_> youw +x3 AWMADO. Teww ;;w;; me ^-^ pwecisewy of >_> what compwexion. +ÚwÚ MOTH. Of x3 the sea-watew xDD gween, sir. +x3 AWMADO. Is :3 that one of x3 the fouw uWu compwexions? +ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; As UwU I uWu have wead, siw; ÚwÚ and x3 the best of them UwU too. +x3 AWMADO. Green, :33 indeed, >_> is x3 the colour of wuvws; >_> but to uWu have :3 a wuv +of :3 that :33 cowouw, uWu methinks :33 Samson xDD had UwU smaww reason fow :3 it. >w< He +x3 suwewy affected her fow her >_< wit. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^.^ It UwU was >_> so, siw; fow ^.^ she xDD had :3 a green >_< wit. +x3 AWMADO. OwO My wuv >_> is UwU most UwU immacuwate ^-^ white ÚwÚ and red. +ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Most macuwate thoughts, ^.^ mastew, OwO awe >_< mask'd :33 undew xDD such +xDD cowouws. +x3 AWMADO. Define, >w< definye, well-educated infant. +ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO My father's wit x3 my ;;w;; mothew's >_> tongue xDD assist me! +x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet invocation of :3 a child; UwU most pretty, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ patheticaw! +ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be UwU made of ^-^ white ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wed, +:3 Hew :33 fauwts xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew be x3 knyown; +For ;;w;; bwushing >_> cheeks ^.^ by :33 fauwts OwO awe bwed, +xDD And OwO feaws ^.^ by pawe ^-^ white :3 shown. +UwU Then >_> if ^.^ she ;;w;; feaw, ow be to bwame, +^-^ By ÚwÚ this xDD you UwU shaww nyot know; +For still her >_> cheeks possess x3 the same +>_< Which OwO nyative ^.^ she xDD doth owe. +^-^ A uWu dangewous ^-^ whyme, ^.^ mastew, OwO against x3 the reason of ^-^ white ÚwÚ and red. +x3 AWMADO. Is there nyot :3 a uWu bawwad, ^-^ boy, of x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; Beggaw? +ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu The wowwd UwU was xDD vewy guiwty of xDD such :3 a >w< bawwad x3 some >w< thwee uWu ages +UwU since; >_> but UwU I think nyow UwU 'tis nyot to be xDD found; ow >_> if >w< it uWu wewe, >w< it +^.^ wouwd :3 nyeithew serve fow x3 the wwiting nor x3 the x3 tunye. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have :3 that x3 subject x3 nyewwy ^-^ wwit uWu o'ew, :3 that UwU I OwO may +^w^ exampwe x3 my ^-^ digwession ^.^ by x3 some ^-^ mighty :3 pwecedent. :33 Boy, UwU I UwU do wuv +:3 that countwy girl :3 that UwU I >_> took uWu in x3 the ^-^ pawk with x3 the wationyaw >_> hind +>w< Costawd; ^.^ she >_> desewves well. +ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To be ;;w;; whipt; ÚwÚ and yet :3 a xDD bettew wuv than x3 my master. +x3 AWMADO. xDD Sing, ^.^ boy; x3 my ^w^ spiwit gwows x3 heavy uWu in love. +ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD And ^w^ that's great marvel, >w< woving :3 a >w< wight >_< wench. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I say, ;;w;; sing. +ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO Fowbeaw >w< tiww ÚwÚ this >_< company be past. + +Entew ^w^ DUWW, :33 COSTAWD, ÚwÚ and >w< JAQUENyETTA + +^-^ DUWW. UwU Siw, x3 the Duke's :3 pweasuwe >_> is :3 that xDD you >_< keep Costard :33 safe; ÚwÚ and +xDD you ^w^ must suffew ^.^ him to OwO take nyo delight nor nyo ^.^ penyance; >_> but xDD 'a +^w^ must ÚwÚ fast >w< thwee OwO days :3 a x3 week. For ÚwÚ this damsew, UwU I ^w^ must >_< keep her uWu at +x3 the park; ^.^ she >_> is UwU awwow'd fow x3 the day-woman. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ betway mysewf with bwushing. Maid! +JAQUENyETTA. ^-^ Man! +x3 AWMADO. UwU I xDD wiww x3 visit uWu thee uWu at x3 the ;;w;; wodge. +JAQUENyETTA. >w< That's hereby. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 whewe >w< it >_> is situate. +JAQUENyETTA. Wowd, >w< how uWu wise xDD you UwU awe! +x3 AWMADO. UwU I xDD wiww tell uWu thee wondews. +JAQUENyETTA. With :3 that ^.^ face? +x3 AWMADO. UwU I wuv thee. +JAQUENyETTA. ^w^ So UwU I heard xDD you :3 say. +x3 AWMADO. xDD And >_> so, farewell. +JAQUENyETTA. Faiw >_> weathew ÚwÚ aftew you! +^-^ DUWW. ^.^ Come, >_> Jaquenyetta, xDD away. uWu Exit with >w< JAQUENyETTA +x3 AWMADO. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou shalt ÚwÚ fast fow >w< thy :3 offences ere xDD thou be +^.^ pawdonyed. +UwU COSTAWD. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU hope when UwU I UwU do >w< it UwU I UwU shaww UwU do >w< it on :3 a full +:33 stomach. +x3 AWMADO. ^.^ Thou shalt be >_> heaviwy ;;w;; punyished. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe bound to xDD you than x3 youw fewwows, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> but +>w< wightwy UwU wewawded. +x3 AWMADO. ^.^ Take OwO away ÚwÚ this villain; shut ^.^ him :33 up. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^.^ Come, xDD you twansgwessing :33 swave, xDD away. +UwU COSTAWD. Let ;;w;; me nyot be x3 pent up, siw; UwU I xDD wiww OwO fast, ^.^ being loose. +ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Nyo, siw; :3 that :3 wewe OwO fast, ÚwÚ and loose. ^.^ Thou shalt to x3 pwison. +UwU COSTAWD. xDD Weww, >_> if OwO evew UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 the ^.^ mewwy OwO days of ^w^ desowation :3 that UwU I +uWu have uWu seen, x3 some UwU shaww ^-^ see. +ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> What UwU shaww x3 some see? +UwU COSTAWD. Nyay, uWu nyothing, >_< Mastew UwU Moth, >_> but >_> what ;;w;; they wook ^w^ upon. ^.^ It >_> is +nyot fow OwO pwisonyews to be ^w^ too silent uWu in uWu theiw wowds, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe +UwU I xDD wiww >_> say OwO nyothing. UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God UwU I uWu have >_< as xDD wittwe uWu patience >_< as +anyothew ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I ^.^ can be ÚwÚ quiet. +Exeunt ^.^ MOTH ÚwÚ and :3 COSTAWD +x3 AWMADO. UwU I UwU do affect x3 the xDD vewy ground, which >_> is base, :3 whewe her >w< shoe, +which >_> is basew, UwU guided ^.^ by her xDD foot, which >_> is basest, xDD doth >_< twead. +UwU I UwU shaww be forsworn- which >_> is :3 a great :33 awgument of :33 fawsehood- >_> if UwU I +love. xDD And >w< how ^.^ can :3 that be true wuv which >_> is :3 fawsewy ^.^ attempted? +Wuv >_> is :3 a OwO famiwiaw; Wuv >_> is :3 a deviw. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo eviw ÚwÚ angew >_> but +Love. ÚwÚ Yet UwU was :33 Samson UwU so x3 tempted, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD had >w< an :3 excewwent +>_> stwength; yet UwU was Solomon UwU so :3 seduced, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD had :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good >_< wit. +uWu Cupid's ÚwÚ butt-shaft >_> is ^w^ too x3 hawd fow >_< Hewcuwes' club, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe +^w^ too much ^w^ odds fow :3 a UwU Spanyiawd's wapiew. uWu The xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and second cause +xDD wiww nyot serve x3 my >_< tuwn; x3 the ^-^ passado ^.^ he UwU wespects >_> nyot, x3 the ^.^ duewwo +^.^ he wegawds x3 nyot; :33 his xDD disgwace >_> is to be ^w^ cawwed ^-^ boy, >_> but :33 his :3 gwowy +>_> is to uWu subdue ^.^ men. :3 Adieu, :3 vawouw; x3 wust, OwO wapiew; be still, uWu dwum; +fow x3 youw >_> manyagew >_> is uWu in love; >w< yea, ^.^ he loveth. ;;w;; Assist uWu me, x3 some +extemporal god of ^-^ whyme, fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU I UwU shaww turn sonnyet. +;;w;; Devise, >_> wit; wwite, ^.^ pen; fow UwU I ^w^ am fow whole volumes uWu in OwO fowio. +uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The ^-^ pawk + +Entew x3 the >_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, with >w< thwee :33 attending x3 wadies, +WOSAWINyE, ;;w;; MAWIA, >_> KATHAWINyE, ^.^ BOYET, ÚwÚ and >w< two othew ;;w;; WOWDS + +uWu BOYET. >_> Nyow, UwU madam, ^.^ summon x3 up x3 youw deawest spiwits. +Consider who x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw >w< fathew OwO sends, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he OwO sends, ÚwÚ and UwU what's :33 his ^-^ embassy: +>_< Youwsewf, hewd >_< pwecious uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's esteem, +;;w;; To parley with x3 the sole >w< inhewitow +Of aww >w< pewfections :3 that :3 a x3 man OwO may owe, +^.^ Matchwess Navarre; x3 the pwea of nyo less >_> weight +Than :33 Aquitainye, :3 a ^.^ dowwy fow :3 a >w< queen. +^w^ Be nyow >_< as prodigal of aww uWu deaw xDD gwace +;;w;; As ÚwÚ Nyatuwe UwU was uWu in x3 making uWu gwaces deaw, +x3 When ^.^ she uWu did starve x3 the general wowwd :3 beside +xDD And pwodigawwy uWu gave them aww to OwO you. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Good Lord :3 Boyet, x3 my >w< beauty, ^w^ though >_> but mean, +Nyeeds nyot x3 the painted :33 fwouwish of x3 youw ;;w;; pwaise. +^w^ Beauty >_> is xDD bought ^.^ by ^w^ judgment of x3 the >_< eye, +ÚwÚ Nyot utt'red ^.^ by UwU base sawe of x3 chapmen's UwU tongues; +UwU I ^w^ am less OwO pwoud to hear xDD you tell x3 my ^.^ wowth +Than xDD you much ^.^ wiwwing to be :3 counted uWu wise +^w^ In ^.^ spending x3 youw wit uWu in x3 the praise of ^w^ minye. +OwO But nyow to :3 task x3 the taskew: ÚwÚ good :3 Boyet, +>_> You OwO awe nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant all-telling fame +^-^ Doth noise ^.^ abwoad Navarre hath UwU made :3 a ^w^ vow, +Tiww >w< painfuw ^-^ study UwU shaww :3 outweaw >w< thwee years, +No OwO woman OwO may appwoach :33 his silent >_< couwt. +Therefore to's seemeth >w< it :3 a needful course, +^.^ Befowe ^.^ we enter :33 his fowbidden ^.^ gates, +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow :33 his pweasuwe; ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that UwU behawf, +Bowd of x3 youw ^w^ wowthinyess, ^.^ we :3 singwe xDD you +;;w;; As UwU ouw ^-^ best-moving >w< faiw UwU sowicitow. +Teww ^.^ him x3 the daughter of x3 the ^w^ King of >_< Fwance, +On sewious business, UwU cwaving ^w^ quick >_> dispatch, +:3 Impowtunyes xDD pewsonyaw conference with :33 his ^-^ Gwace. +Haste, :33 signyify UwU so >_> much; OwO whiwe ^.^ we >w< attend, +Wike UwU humbwe-visag'd >_> suitows, :33 his xDD high :33 wiww. +uWu BOYET. Pwoud of employment, ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU I ÚwÚ go. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. All >_< pwide >_> is ^.^ wiwwing pride, ÚwÚ and >_> youws >_> is :3 so. +uWu Exit UwU BOYET +Who OwO awe x3 the ^.^ votawies, x3 my >w< woving wowds, +:33 That OwO awe vow-fellows with ÚwÚ this virtuous xDD duke? +uWu FIWST WOWD. Lord >_> Wongaviwwe >_> is onye. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. xDD Knyow xDD you x3 the man? +MARIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 him, x3 madam; uWu at :3 a ^.^ mawwiage OwO feast, +Between Lord Perigort ÚwÚ and x3 the beauteous heir +Of ^-^ Jaques Fawconbwidge, solemnized +^w^ In x3 Nyowmandy, saw UwU I ÚwÚ this Longaville. +^-^ A x3 man of suvweign xDD pawts, x3 peewwess xDD esteem'd, +Weww :3 fitted uWu in UwU awts, glorious uWu in arms; +Nyothing x3 becomes ^.^ him :33 iww :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd well. +uWu The >w< onwy UwU soiw of :33 his >w< faiw viwtue's >w< gwoss, +;;w;; If viwtue's gloss xDD wiww stain with xDD any ^w^ soiw, +Is :3 a ^-^ shawp wit match'd with ^w^ too >w< bwunt :3 a :33 wiww, +>_< Whose UwU edge hath powew to :3 cut, x3 whose xDD wiww still wills +^.^ It >_> shouwd >_< nyonye ^-^ spawe :3 that come within :33 his UwU powew. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ;;w;; Some ^.^ mewwy ^w^ mocking uWu wowd, bewike; :3 is't so? +MARIA. ^-^ They >_> say UwU so UwU most :3 that UwU most :33 his humours :33 knyow. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >w< Such ;;w;; showt-wiv'd :33 wits UwU do uWu withew >_< as ;;w;; they ^w^ gwow. +Who OwO awe x3 the >w< west? +^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu The xDD young ÚwÚ Dumain, :3 a uWu weww-accompwish'd youth, +Of aww :3 that viwtue wuv fow viwtue xDD wuvd; +:3 Most powew to UwU do UwU most >w< hawm, least x3 knyowing UwU iww, +For ^.^ he hath wit to >_< make >w< an :33 iww xDD shape UwU good, +xDD And xDD shape to x3 win xDD gwace ^w^ though ^.^ he xDD had nyo >_< wit. +UwU I saw ^.^ him uWu at x3 the >w< Duke Alencon's once; +xDD And much ^w^ too xDD wittwe of :3 that ÚwÚ good UwU I saw +Is x3 my wepowt to :33 his great worthiness. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Anyothew of these ÚwÚ students uWu at :3 that time +Was there with :3 him, >_> if UwU I uWu have heard :3 a truth. +>_> Bewownye ;;w;; they caww him; >_> but :3 a mewwiew ^w^ man, +OwO Within x3 the wimit of >_< becoming :33 miwth, +UwU I >_< nyevew xDD spent >w< an hour's tawk uWu withaw. +ÚwÚ His ^w^ eye begets ;;w;; occasion fow :33 his ^w^ wit, +For every :33 object :3 that x3 the one xDD doth catch +uWu The othew tuwns to :3 a x3 miwth-moving ^.^ jest, +>_< Which :33 his >w< faiw ;;w;; tongue, uWu conceit's expositor, +UwU Dewivews uWu in xDD such ^-^ apt ÚwÚ and >_> gwacious wowds +:33 That ^-^ aged OwO eaws :33 pway ^w^ twuant uWu at :33 his tales, +xDD And :3 youngew hearings OwO awe quite ravished; +^w^ So x3 sweet ÚwÚ and vowubwe >_> is :33 his discourse. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 my UwU wadies! ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they aww uWu in xDD wuv, +:33 That every one her UwU own hath garnished +With xDD such bedecking ownyaments of xDD pwaise? +uWu FIWST WOWD. :3 Hewe x3 comes uWu Boyet. + +^.^ We-entew UwU BOYET + +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> Nyow, >_> what ^w^ admittance, xDD wowd? +uWu BOYET. Navarre xDD had ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 youw >w< faiw approach, +xDD And ^.^ he ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ competitows uWu in ^-^ oath +^.^ Wewe aww address'd to :3 meet UwU you, ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, +^.^ Befowe UwU I >_< came. OwO Mawwy, OwO thus much UwU I uWu have xDD weawnt: +>w< He rather means to uWu wodge xDD you uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd, +Wike one :3 that x3 comes OwO hewe to x3 besiege :33 his xDD couwt, +Than >_> seek :3 a >w< dispensation fow :33 his ;;w;; oath, +;;w;; To wet xDD you enter :33 his ^.^ unpeopwed ÚwÚ house. +;;w;; [The >w< WADIES-IN-WAITING uWu mask] + +Entew ;;w;; KING, :3 WONGAVIWWE, DUMAIN, ^-^ BEWOWNyE, +ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +:3 Hewe x3 comes Navarre. +>w< KING. Faiw xDD Pwincess, wewcome to x3 the court of Navarre. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. 'Fair' UwU I UwU give xDD you back again; ÚwÚ and xDD 'wewcome' UwU I +uWu have nyot >_> yet. uWu The ÚwÚ woof of ÚwÚ this court >_> is ^w^ too xDD high to be >_< youws, ÚwÚ and +wewcome to x3 the uWu wide fields ^w^ too UwU base to be ^w^ minye. +>w< KING. >_> You UwU shaww be ;;w;; wewcome, UwU madam, to x3 my >_< couwt. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU I xDD wiww be wewcome :33 then; ÚwÚ conduct ;;w;; me xDD thithew. +>w< KING. >w< Heaw uWu me, uWu deaw ;;w;; wady: UwU I uWu have sworn >w< an >_> oath- +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Our xDD Wady OwO hewp x3 my ^.^ wowd! ^-^ He'ww be forsworn. +>w< KING. ÚwÚ Nyot fow x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >w< faiw UwU madam, ^.^ by x3 my :33 wiww. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Why, xDD wiww UwU shaww bweak uWu it; :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing +ewse. +>w< KING. uWu Youw >w< wadyship >_> is ÚwÚ ignyowant >_> what >w< it >w< is. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Wewe x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> so, :33 his ÚwÚ ignyowance :3 wewe >_< wise, +Whewe nyow :33 his >_< knyowwedge ^w^ must ^-^ pwuv UwU ignyowance. +UwU I hear x3 youw Gwace hath sworn x3 out ÚwÚ house-keeping. +'Tis deadwy x3 sin to >_< keep :3 that ;;w;; oath, x3 my uWu wowd, +xDD And x3 sin to bweak :3 it. +OwO But UwU pawdon uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ^.^ sudden ^.^ bowd; +;;w;; To >_< teach :3 a ÚwÚ teachew :33 iww beseemeth x3 me. +Vouchsafe to ^w^ wead x3 the OwO puwpose of x3 my uWu coming, +xDD And ;;w;; suddenwy wesowve ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my OwO suit. >_> [Giving :3 a ÚwÚ papew] +>w< KING. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww, >_> if ;;w;; suddenwy UwU I may. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. YOU Will x3 the :33 soonyew :3 that UwU I :3 wewe away, +For you'ww ^-^ pwuv >w< pewjuw'd >_> if xDD you >_< make ;;w;; me >_< stay. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Did nyot UwU I UwU dance with xDD you uWu in Brabant once? +^.^ KATHAWINyE. Did nyot UwU I UwU dance with xDD you uWu in Brabant once? +xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ did. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. How >_> nyeedwess UwU was >w< it xDD then to ^w^ ask x3 the uWu question! +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> You ^w^ must nyot be UwU so quick. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. 'Tis ^-^ wong of UwU you, :3 that ^w^ spuw ;;w;; me with xDD such :3 questions. +xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu Youw wit ^-^ 's ^w^ too >_> hot, >w< it ;;w;; speeds ^w^ too OwO fast, 'twill :3 tiwe. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww >w< it OwO weave x3 the widew uWu in x3 the OwO miwe. +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> What time ^.^ o' >w< day? +^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu The >_> houw :3 that foows >_> shouwd xDD ask. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Now >w< faiw befaww x3 youw mask! +^.^ KATHAWINyE. Faiw faww x3 the OwO face >w< it OwO cuvws! +xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD And >_> send xDD you UwU many ^-^ wuvws! +^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> Amen, UwU so xDD you be none. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Nyay, xDD then xDD wiww UwU I be ;;w;; gonye. +>w< KING. uWu Madam, x3 youw >w< fathew OwO hewe xDD doth :33 intimate +uWu The payment of :3 a :3 hundwed thousand cwowns; +uWu Being >_> but x3 the one half of >w< an xDD entiwe >w< sum +Disbuwsed ^.^ by x3 my >w< fathew uWu in :33 his waws. +OwO But >_> say :3 that ^.^ he ow :33 we, >_< as :3 nyeithew have, +xDD Weceiv'd :3 that sum, yet there remains unpaid +^-^ A :3 hundwed thousand >_> mowe, uWu in surety of x3 the ^w^ which, +x3 Onye ÚwÚ pawt of OwO Aquitainye >_> is bound to us, +Awthough nyot vawued to x3 the money's uWu wowth. +;;w;; If xDD then x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw >w< fathew xDD wiww restore +OwO But :3 that one half which >_> is >_< unsatisfied, +We xDD wiww UwU give x3 up UwU ouw >w< wight uWu in :33 Aquitainye, +xDD And howd >w< faiw ÚwÚ fwiendship with :33 his >_< Majesty. +OwO But :3 that, >w< it seems, ^.^ he xDD wittwe purposeth, +For OwO hewe ^.^ he xDD doth ;;w;; demand to uWu have wepaid +^-^ A :3 hundwed thousand cwowns; ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; demands, +On payment of :3 a :3 hundwed thousand :33 cwowns, +;;w;; To uWu have :33 his ;;w;; titwe ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ Aquitainye; +>_< Which ^.^ we much rather xDD had ÚwÚ depawt withaw, +xDD And uWu have x3 the monyey ^.^ by UwU ouw >w< fathew OwO went, +Than OwO Aquitainye UwU so ;;w;; gewded >_< as >w< it >w< is. +>_< Deaw xDD Pwincess, :3 wewe nyot :33 his uWu wequests UwU so uWu faw +Fwom OwO weason's yielding, x3 youw >w< faiw self >_> shouwd >_< make +^-^ A yiewding uWu 'gainst x3 some reason uWu in x3 my UwU bweast, +xDD And OwO go weww ^-^ satisfied to Fwance ;;w;; again. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> You UwU do x3 the ^w^ King x3 my >w< fathew ^w^ too much wwong, +xDD And wrong x3 the >_< weputation of x3 youw :33 nyame, +^w^ In UwU so ;;w;; unseeming to x3 confess :33 weceipt +Of :3 that which hath UwU so x3 faithfuwwy :33 been paid. +>w< KING. UwU I UwU do ^w^ pwotest UwU I >_< nyevew heard of uWu it; +^.^ And, >_> if xDD you ^-^ pwuv :33 it, I'll wepay >w< it back +:33 Ow yield x3 up Aquitaine. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. We ;;w;; awwest x3 youw OwO wowd. +:3 Boyet, xDD you ^.^ can produce :33 acquittances +For xDD such :3 a >w< sum from >_> speciaw ^w^ officews +Of >_> Chawwes :33 his :33 fathew. +>w< KING. Satisfy ;;w;; me :3 so. +uWu BOYET. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 the packet >_> is nyot come, +Whewe :3 that ÚwÚ and othew specialties OwO awe bound; +>_< To-mowwow xDD you UwU shaww uWu have :3 a ^.^ sight of OwO them. +>w< KING. ^.^ It UwU shaww x3 suffice OwO me; uWu at which >w< intewview +All xDD wibewaw reason UwU I xDD wiww yield UwU unto. +>w< Meantime receive xDD such wewcome uWu at x3 my uWu hand +;;w;; As honyouw, ^-^ without ^w^ bweach of honyouw, OwO may +^-^ Make xDD tendew of to >w< thy true worthiness. +>_> You OwO may nyot come, >w< faiw xDD Pwincess, within x3 my gates; +OwO But OwO hewe ^-^ without xDD you UwU shaww be UwU so weceiv'd +;;w;; As xDD you UwU shaww >w< deem >_> youwsewf ^w^ wodg'd uWu in x3 my uWu heawt, +;;w;; Though UwU so >w< denyied >w< faiw uWu hawbouw uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ house. +uWu Youw UwU own ÚwÚ good >_< thoughts UwU excuse uWu me, ÚwÚ and farewell. +>_< To-mowwow UwU shaww ^.^ we x3 visit xDD you ;;w;; again. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ÚwÚ Sweet ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and >w< faiw desiwes consort x3 youw Grace! -^w^ KING. x3 Thy >_> own ^w^ wish ^w^ wish I ÚwÚ thee in every :3 pwace. -Exit with attendants -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Lady, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ heawt. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ do my commendations; -I would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see it. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. I would you heard ^.^ it groan. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Is OwO the OwO foow OwO sick? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 Sick at OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Awack, let ^.^ it bwood. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Wouwd UwU that ^-^ do ^.^ it :3 good? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. UwU My ÚwÚ physic :33 says 'ay.' -^-^ BEWOWNyE. uWu Wiww uWu YOU :33 pwick't with >_> youw x3 eye? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 Nyo ^w^ point, with my knife. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyow, :3 God :33 save >w< thy life! -^.^ WOSAWINyE. And x3 youws ^-^ fwom wong ^w^ wiving! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. I cannyot stay ^w^ thanksgiving. [Wetiwing] -DUMAIN. >_> Siw, I pray you, :3 a uWu wowd: what wady :3 is UwU that same? -xDD BOYET. The ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ;;w;; Awencon, Kathawinye xDD hew >w< nyame. -DUMAIN. OwO A x3 gawwant ^-^ wady! Monsieur, fare you :33 weww. Exit -WONGAVIWWE. I uWu beseech you :3 a uWu wowd: what :3 is ^.^ she in OwO the :3 white? -xDD BOYET. OwO A ^-^ woman OwO sometimes, OwO an you ^-^ saw xDD hew in OwO the >_> wight. -WONGAVIWWE. :3 Pewchance ^.^ wight in OwO the >_> wight. I desiwe xDD hew >w< nyame. -xDD BOYET. She ;;w;; hath uWu but ^-^ onye uWu fow herself; ^-^ to desiwe UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< shame. -WONGAVIWWE. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, uWu whose ^.^ daughtew? -xDD BOYET. Her mothew's, I ^.^ have UwU heawd. -WONGAVIWWE. God's xDD bwessing uWu on >_> youw OwO beawd! -xDD BOYET. Good ;;w;; siw, >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD offended; -She :3 is OwO an ÚwÚ heiw >_> of Falconbridge. -WONGAVIWWE. ;;w;; Nyay, my choler :3 is OwO ended. -She :3 is :3 a UwU most ^w^ sweet >_< wady. -xDD BOYET. :3 Nyot uWu unwike, siw; UwU that ^-^ may UwU be. Exit WONGAVIWWE -^-^ BEWOWNyE. What's xDD hew name in OwO the ^-^ cap? -xDD BOYET. Wosawinye, uWu by good >_< hap. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^w^ wedded ^w^ ow nyo? -xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ To xDD hew wiww, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ so. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. You awe welcome, siw; ;;w;; adieu! -xDD BOYET. Farewell ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to you. -Exit ^-^ BEWOWNyE. uWu WADIES >w< Unmask -x3 MAWIA. :33 That last :3 is Bewownye, OwO the >_> mewwy mad-cap ^w^ wowd; -:3 Nyot :3 a >_> wowd with him uWu but :3 a ÚwÚ jest. -xDD BOYET. And every ÚwÚ jest uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww x3 donye >_> of you ^-^ to UwU take him at his -:33 wowd. -xDD BOYET. I ÚwÚ was as willing ^-^ to >_< gwappwe as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to x3 boawd. -KATHARINE. >w< Two ^.^ hot >_< sheeps, marry! -xDD BOYET. And xDD whewefowe ^.^ nyot ships? -:3 Nyo sheep, ^w^ sweet ^w^ wamb, unwess ^-^ we :33 feed uWu on >_> youw lips. -KATHARINE. You ;;w;; sheep ÚwÚ and I OwO pastuwe- uWu shaww UwU that finish OwO the jest? -xDD BOYET. ^w^ So you gwant ;;w;; pastuwe uWu fow >_> me. [Offewing ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss :3 hew] -KATHARINE. :3 Nyot so, gentwe ÚwÚ beast; -UwU My lips awe nyo ;;w;; common, >w< though uWu sevewaw uWu they UwU be. -xDD BOYET. Bewonging ^-^ to >_< whom? -KATHARINE. ÚwÚ To my :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and >_> me. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Good xDD wits uWu wiww >w< be jangwing; ;;w;; but, gentwes, -^w^ agwee; -:3 This civil OwO waw >_> of xDD wits ;;w;; wewe >w< much better used -uWu On Nyavawwe ÚwÚ and his uWu book-men, uWu fow here 'tis abused. -xDD BOYET. >w< If my >w< obsewvation, ;;w;; which vewy uWu sewdom :3 wies, -By OwO the ^w^ heawt's still ^w^ whetowic ^.^ discwosed with >_> eyes, -Deceive me ^.^ nyot nyow, Nyavawwe :3 is >_< infected. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. x3 With ;;w;; what? -xDD BOYET. x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we lovers entitle OwO 'affected.' -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Your weason? -xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww his behaviours >_> did ^-^ make theiw retire -ÚwÚ To OwO the couwt >_> of his eye, ÚwÚ peeping thowough desire. -His xDD heawt, >_< wike OwO an agate, with >_> youw x3 pwint >_> impwessed, -Proud with his >_> fowm, in his eye uWu pwide expwessed; -His tongue, >w< aww impatient ^-^ to speak ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> see, -OwO Did xDD stumbwe with haste in his uWu eyesight ^-^ to ^w^ be; -^-^ Aww UwU senses ^-^ to UwU that :33 sense >_> did ^-^ make theiw xDD wepaiw, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; feew only looking uWu on ÚwÚ faiwest >_> of x3 faiw. -uWu Methought >w< aww his UwU senses ;;w;; wewe wock'd in his eye, -UwU As jewews in crystal uWu fow >w< some pwince ^-^ to OwO buy; -Who, tend'ring theiw >_> own wowth ^-^ fwom xDD whewe uWu they ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ gwass'd, -OwO Did point you ^-^ to ^-^ buy ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ awong as you ^-^ pass'd. -His :3 face's >_> own mawgent >_> did ^.^ quote such ÚwÚ amazes -:33 That >w< aww eyes ^-^ saw his eyes uWu enchanted with gazes. -I'll ^w^ give you OwO Aquitainye ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that :3 is his, -An you ^w^ give him uWu fow my :33 sake uWu but ^-^ onye :33 woving ;;w;; kiss. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^w^ Come, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw pavilion. ÚwÚ Boyet :3 is :3 dispos'd. -xDD BOYET. But ^-^ to speak UwU that in uWu wowds ;;w;; which his eye ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ discwos'd; -I only ^.^ have :3 made :3 a OwO mouth >_> of his eye, -By ^w^ adding :3 a :33 tongue ;;w;; which I xDD knyow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ wie. -x3 MAWIA. Thou art OwO an ^.^ owd wuv-mongew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ speakest skilfully. -KATHARINE. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 Cupid's OwO gwandfathew, ÚwÚ and >w< weawns UwU nyews >_> of >_> him. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was uWu Venyus >_< wike xDD hew mother; uWu fow xDD hew fathew :3 is uWu but -xDD gwim. -xDD BOYET. Do you OwO heaw, my mad ^w^ wenches? -x3 MAWIA. >_< Nyo. -xDD BOYET. >_> What, then; ^-^ do you see? -x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ^-^ ouw uWu way ^-^ to >w< be gone. -xDD BOYET. You awe xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The ^.^ pawk - -x3 Entew AWMADO ÚwÚ and MOTH - -AWMADO. Warble, x3 chiwd; ^-^ make passionate my :33 sense >_> of ÚwÚ heawing. ->_> [MOTH ;;w;; sings Concolinel] -AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet air! Go, tenderness >_> of yeaws, UwU take :3 this key, ^w^ give -enwawgement ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ swain, bwing him x3 festinyatewy uWu hithew; I >w< must -x3 empwoy him in :3 a letter ^-^ to my wuv. -;;w;; MOTH. UwU Mastew, uWu wiww you ^.^ win >_> youw love with :3 a xDD Fwench >_> bwaww? -AWMADO. OwO How UwU meanyest thou? Brawling in ^-^ Fwench? -;;w;; MOTH. No, my complete master; uWu but ^-^ to >_< jig x3 off :3 a xDD tunye at OwO the tongue's -end, x3 canyawy ^-^ to ^.^ it with >_> youw OwO feet, humouw ^.^ it with UwU tuwnying OwO up >_> youw -^-^ eyewids, sigh :3 a ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ and sing :3 a nyote, sometime OwO thwough OwO the -ÚwÚ thwoat, as ^-^ if you swawwowed love with ;;w;; singing love, sometime -OwO thwough OwO the nyose, as ^-^ if you snyuff'd OwO up love uWu by >_< smewwing love, -with >_> youw ÚwÚ hat penthouse-like o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ shop >_> of >_> youw >_> eyes, with ->_> youw ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; cwoss'd uWu on >_> youw thin-belly doublet, >_< wike :3 a UwU wabbit uWu on :3 a -^-^ spit, ^w^ ow >_> youw ^.^ hands in >_> youw pocket, >_< wike :3 a man aftew OwO the ^.^ owd -^w^ painting; ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot xDD too wong in ^-^ onye tunye, uWu but :3 a snip ÚwÚ and >_> away. -^.^ These awe x3 compwements, ^.^ these awe >_> humouws; ^.^ these :33 betway nice ->_> wenches, UwU that would >w< be betrayed ^-^ without these; ÚwÚ and ^-^ make them x3 men ->_> of :33 nyote- ^-^ do you ^-^ nyote me?- UwU that UwU most awe ;;w;; affected ^-^ to :3 these. -AWMADO. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; puwchased :3 this OwO expewience? -;;w;; MOTH. By my OwO penny >_> of ^w^ obsewvation. -AWMADO. But O- uWu but O- -;;w;; MOTH. The uWu hobby-howse :3 is ^-^ fowgot. -AWMADO. Caww'st :3 thou my love ^w^ 'hobby-howse'? -;;w;; MOTH. No, master; OwO the uWu hobby-howse :3 is uWu but :3 a UwU cowt, ÚwÚ and >_> youw love -UwU pewhaps :3 a hacknyey. But ^.^ have you ;;w;; fowgot >_> youw love? -AWMADO. >w< Awmost I xDD had. -;;w;; MOTH. Negligent UwU student! learn xDD hew uWu by ÚwÚ heawt. -AWMADO. By OwO heawt ÚwÚ and in xDD heawt, ÚwÚ boy. -;;w;; MOTH. And >_< out >_> of xDD heawt, master; >w< aww x3 those three I uWu wiww >_< pwuv. -AWMADO. What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ pwuv? -;;w;; MOTH. OwO A man, ^-^ if I :3 wive; ÚwÚ and this, >_> by, ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and ^-^ without, x3 upon OwO the ->w< instant. By OwO heawt you love UwU hew, ^.^ because >_> youw OwO heawt cannyot come uWu by -UwU hew; in OwO heawt you love UwU hew, ^.^ because >_> youw OwO heawt :3 is in love with -UwU hew; ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of OwO heawt you love UwU hew, being >_< out >_> of OwO heawt UwU that you -cannyot enjoy :3 hew. -AWMADO. I x3 am >w< aww ^.^ these xDD thwee. -;;w;; MOTH. And three xDD times as >w< much :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet nyothing at all. -AWMADO. x3 Fetch UwU hithew OwO the ^-^ swain; ^.^ he >w< must carry me :3 a letter. -;;w;; MOTH. OwO A xDD message ;;w;; weww :33 sympathiz'd- :3 a horse ^-^ to >w< be ambassador uWu fow OwO an +>w< KING. x3 Thy UwU own ÚwÚ wish ÚwÚ wish UwU I uWu thee uWu in every ;;w;; pwace. +uWu Exit with ^.^ attendants +xDD BEWOWNyE. Lady, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ commend xDD you to >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; heawt. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_> Pway UwU you, UwU do x3 my >_< commendations; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd be uWu gwad to >_> see :3 it. +xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you heard >w< it gwoan. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Is x3 the >w< foow >_< sick? +xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Sick uWu at x3 the ;;w;; heawt. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. xDD Awack, wet >w< it blood. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Wouwd :3 that UwU do >w< it good? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. OwO My ;;w;; physic ;;w;; says ^.^ 'ay.' +xDD BEWOWNyE. Will YOU >w< pwick't with x3 youw ÚwÚ eye? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. No UwU point, with x3 my x3 knyife. +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Nyow, ^w^ God :3 save >w< thy wife! +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. xDD And >_> youws from ^-^ wong wiving! +xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD stay thanksgiving. x3 [Wetiwing] +^-^ DUMAIN. UwU Siw, UwU I pray UwU you, :3 a wowd: >_> what uWu wady >_> is :3 that >w< same? +uWu BOYET. uWu The heir of Awencon, ÚwÚ Kathawinye her nyame. +^-^ DUMAIN. ^-^ A OwO gawwant :33 wady! ^w^ Monsieuw, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. uWu Exit +OwO WONGAVIWWE. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you :3 a wowd: >_> what >_> is ^.^ she uWu in x3 the white? +uWu BOYET. ^-^ A OwO woman >_< sometimes, >w< an xDD you saw her uWu in x3 the light. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. Pewchance >w< wight uWu in x3 the light. UwU I ^.^ desiwe her nyame. +uWu BOYET. :33 She hath >_> but one fow ^w^ hewsewf; to ^.^ desiwe :3 that :3 wewe :3 a ;;w;; shame. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, x3 whose daughter? +uWu BOYET. :3 Hew mother's, UwU I uWu have heawd. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> God's >_> bwessing on x3 youw >_< beawd! +uWu BOYET. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, be nyot UwU offended; +:33 She >_> is >w< an heir of Falconbridge. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. Nyay, x3 my ^.^ chowew >_> is ended. +:33 She >_> is :3 a UwU most x3 sweet >_> wady. +uWu BOYET. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ unwike, siw; :3 that OwO may >w< be. uWu Exit OwO WONGAVIWWE +xDD BEWOWNyE. x3 What's her xDD nyame uWu in x3 the cap? +uWu BOYET. x3 Wosawinye, ^.^ by ÚwÚ good ^-^ hap. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Is ^.^ she >w< wedded ow no? +uWu BOYET. ;;w;; To her :33 wiww, ^w^ siw, ow :3 so. +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> You OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, siw; ^w^ adieu! +uWu BOYET. UwU Faweweww to uWu me, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and wewcome to OwO you. +uWu Exit xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 WADIES Unmask +MARIA. :33 That >w< wast >_> is Bewownye, x3 the ^.^ mewwy mad-cap wowd; +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd with ^.^ him >_> but :3 a ;;w;; jest. +uWu BOYET. xDD And every xDD jest >_> but :3 a OwO wowd. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ It UwU was weww donye of xDD you to OwO take ^.^ him uWu at :33 his +OwO wowd. +uWu BOYET. UwU I UwU was >_< as ^.^ wiwwing to uWu gwappwe >_< as ^.^ he UwU was to board. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. Two :3 hot sheeps, >w< mawwy! +uWu BOYET. xDD And ^-^ whewefowe nyot >_> ships? +No ;;w;; sheep, x3 sweet lamb, ^w^ unwess ^.^ we >w< feed on x3 youw x3 wips. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> You sheep ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; pastuwe- UwU shaww :3 that finish x3 the UwU jest? +uWu BOYET. ^w^ So xDD you gwant pastuwe fow x3 me. >w< [Offewing to :3 kiss :3 hew] +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, ^-^ gentwe beast; +OwO My lips OwO awe nyo ^w^ common, ^w^ though sevewaw ;;w;; they >w< be. +uWu BOYET. :3 Bewonging to >w< whom? +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ;;w;; To x3 my fowtunyes ÚwÚ and x3 me. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Good :33 wits xDD wiww be jangling; but, ÚwÚ gentwes, +agree; +This ÚwÚ civiw >w< waw of :33 wits :3 wewe much xDD bettew used +On Navarre ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ book-men, fow OwO hewe UwU 'tis xDD abused. +uWu BOYET. ;;w;; If x3 my ^.^ obsewvation, which xDD vewy seldom lies, +^-^ By x3 the heart's still >_> whetowic :3 discwosed with ^w^ eyes, +^w^ Deceive ;;w;; me nyot now, Navarre >_> is UwU infected. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. With UwU what? +uWu BOYET. With :3 that which ^.^ we ^w^ wuvws x3 entitwe :3 'affected.' +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu Youw uWu weason? +uWu BOYET. Why, aww :33 his behaviours uWu did >_< make uWu theiw uWu wetiwe +;;w;; To x3 the court of :33 his >_< eye, ^.^ peeping thorough desiwe. +ÚwÚ His uWu heawt, ^.^ wike >w< an >_> agate, with x3 youw pwint ^w^ impwessed, +Pwoud with :33 his ÚwÚ fowm, uWu in :33 his ^w^ eye >_< pwide ^-^ expwessed; +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; tongue, aww ;;w;; impatient to speak ÚwÚ and nyot see, +Did stumble with ^.^ haste uWu in :33 his :3 eyesight to be; +All :33 senses to :3 that sense uWu did >_< make uWu theiw wepaiw, +;;w;; To x3 feew >w< onwy ^w^ wooking on >_> faiwest of >_< faiw. +:33 Methought aww :33 his :33 senses :3 wewe :3 wock'd uWu in :33 his >_< eye, +;;w;; As :3 jewews uWu in >_> cwystaw fow x3 some >_> pwince to ^-^ buy; +UwU Who, x3 tend'wing uWu theiw UwU own ^.^ wowth from :3 whewe ;;w;; they :3 wewe glass'd, +Did :33 point xDD you to UwU buy ÚwÚ them, :3 awong >_< as xDD you xDD pass'd. +ÚwÚ His ^w^ face's UwU own uWu mawgent uWu did quote xDD such uWu amazes +:33 That aww eyes saw :33 his eyes ^-^ enchanted with x3 gazes. +I'll UwU give xDD you OwO Aquitainye ÚwÚ and aww :3 that >_> is his, +^-^ An xDD you UwU give ^.^ him fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake >_> but one >w< woving >w< kiss. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Come, to UwU ouw paviwion. x3 Boyet >_> is dispos'd. +uWu BOYET. OwO But to speak :3 that uWu in wowds which :33 his ^w^ eye hath discwos'd; +UwU I >w< onwy uWu have UwU made :3 a xDD mouth of :33 his >_< eye, +^-^ By adding :3 a >_> tongue which UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD wiww nyot xDD wie. +MARIA. ^.^ Thou awt >w< an ;;w;; owd wuv-mongew, ÚwÚ and xDD speakest skiwfuwwy. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. >w< He >_> is uWu Cupid's ÚwÚ gwandfathew, ÚwÚ and learns nyews of ^.^ him. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. UwU Then UwU was :3 Venyus ^.^ wike her mothew; fow her >w< fathew >_> is >_> but +>w< gwim. +uWu BOYET. Do xDD you heaw, x3 my ^-^ mad wenches? +MARIA. No. +uWu BOYET. What, :33 then; UwU do xDD you see? +MARIA. Ay, UwU ouw uWu way to be ;;w;; gonye. +uWu BOYET. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too x3 hawd fow x3 me. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The ^-^ pawk + +Entew ARMADO ÚwÚ and ^.^ MOTH + +x3 AWMADO. ;;w;; Wawbwe, child; >_< make passionyate x3 my sense of ;;w;; heawing. +;;w;; [MOTH ^-^ sings :3 Concowinyew] +x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet air! ^w^ Go, :33 tendewnyess of years, OwO take ÚwÚ this >_> key, UwU give +>w< enwawgement to x3 the x3 swain, ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him ^-^ festinyatewy hithew; UwU I ^w^ must +:33 empwoy ^.^ him uWu in :3 a >_> wettew to x3 my love. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ Mastew, xDD wiww xDD you x3 win x3 youw wuv with :3 a OwO Fwench brawl? +x3 AWMADO. How meanyest thou? x3 Bwawwing uWu in :3 Fwench? +ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Nyo, x3 my complete mastew; >_> but to UwU jig x3 off :3 a tune uWu at x3 the >_< tongue's +^w^ end, uWu canyawy to >w< it with x3 youw ^.^ feet, humouw >w< it with ;;w;; tuwnying x3 up x3 youw +xDD eyewids, x3 sigh :3 a ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ and ^.^ sing :3 a :3 nyote, ÚwÚ sometime ^w^ thwough x3 the +throat, >_< as >_> if xDD you ^.^ swawwowed wuv with >_< singing xDD wuv, ÚwÚ sometime +^w^ thwough x3 the nose, >_< as >_> if xDD you snuff'd x3 up wuv ^.^ by smewwing xDD wuv, +with x3 youw ^w^ hat >_> penthouse-wike ^-^ o'ew x3 the >_> shop of x3 youw ^w^ eyes, with +x3 youw :3 awms cwoss'd on x3 youw >_< thin-bewwy ÚwÚ doubwet, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu wabbit on :3 a +>_> spit, ow x3 youw ^.^ hands uWu in x3 youw pocket, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ aftew x3 the ;;w;; owd +UwU painting; ÚwÚ and >_< keep nyot ^w^ too ^-^ wong uWu in one ÚwÚ tunye, >_> but :3 a snip ÚwÚ and xDD away. +;;w;; These OwO awe compwements, these OwO awe xDD humouws; these ÚwÚ betway UwU nyice +:33 wenches, :3 that ^.^ wouwd be ÚwÚ betwayed ^-^ without :3 these; ÚwÚ and >_< make them ;;w;; men +of nyote- UwU do xDD you ^-^ nyote ;;w;; me?- :3 that UwU most OwO awe affected to :3 these. +x3 AWMADO. How x3 hast xDD thou puwchased ÚwÚ this xDD expewience? +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ By x3 my ÚwÚ penny of uWu obsewvation. +x3 AWMADO. OwO But >w< O- >_> but >w< O- +ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu The >_< hobby-howse >_> is :3 fowgot. +x3 AWMADO. Caww'st xDD thou x3 my wuv ;;w;; 'hobby-howse'? +ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Nyo, mastew; x3 the >_< hobby-howse >_> is >_> but :3 a cowt, ÚwÚ and x3 youw wuv +^-^ pewhaps :3 a xDD hacknyey. OwO But uWu have xDD you fowgot x3 youw love? +x3 AWMADO. Awmost UwU I xDD had. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ Nyegwigent >_< student! :3 weawn her ^.^ by ;;w;; heawt. +x3 AWMADO. ^-^ By >_< heawt ÚwÚ and uWu in uWu heawt, uWu boy. +ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD And x3 out of uWu heawt, mastew; aww UwU those >w< thwee UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ pwuv. +x3 AWMADO. >_> What wiwt xDD thou prove? +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A ^w^ man, >_> if UwU I ÚwÚ wive; ÚwÚ and uWu this, UwU by, x3 in, ÚwÚ and without, ;;w;; upon x3 the +^.^ instant. ^-^ By >_< heawt xDD you wuv hew, uWu because x3 youw >_< heawt ;;w;; cannyot come ^.^ by +>w< hew; uWu in >_< heawt xDD you wuv hew, uWu because x3 youw >_< heawt >_> is uWu in wuv with +>w< hew; ÚwÚ and x3 out of >_< heawt xDD you wuv hew, ^.^ being x3 out of >_< heawt :3 that xDD you +;;w;; cannyot ^.^ enjoy her. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I ^w^ am aww these thwee. +ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD And >w< thwee times >_< as much >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and yet >_< nyothing uWu at all. +x3 AWMADO. ^-^ Fetch ÚwÚ hithew x3 the :3 swain; ^.^ he ^w^ must carry ;;w;; me :3 a >_> wettew. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A ^-^ message weww sympathiz'd- :3 a UwU howse to be ambassador fow >w< an ass. -AWMADO. Ha, xDD ha, what >_> sayest thou? -;;w;; MOTH. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, you >w< must ^-^ send OwO the ;;w;; ass x3 upon OwO the OwO howse, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is -vewy swow-gaited. But I ^.^ go. -AWMADO. The uWu way :3 is uWu but ^-^ showt; >_> away. -;;w;; MOTH. UwU As swift as ^.^ wead, sir. -AWMADO. The :33 meanying, pwetty xDD ingenyious? -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead :3 a >w< metaw ;;w;; heavy, dull, ÚwÚ and uWu swow? -;;w;; MOTH. xDD Minyime, >w< honyest master; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, :3 mastew, nyo. -AWMADO. I uWu say ;;w;; wead :3 is swow. -;;w;; MOTH. You awe xDD too xDD swift, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to uWu say :3 so: -^-^ Is UwU that ;;w;; wead uWu swow ;;w;; which :3 is fir'd ^-^ fwom :3 a ^w^ gun? -AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet ^-^ smoke >_> of rhetoric! -ÚwÚ He reputes me :3 a cannyon; ÚwÚ and OwO the bullet, that's xDD he; -I >_> shoot ÚwÚ thee at OwO the swain. -;;w;; MOTH. Thump, then, ÚwÚ and I xDD fwee. Exit -AWMADO. OwO A UwU most acute juvenyaw; :3 vowabwe ÚwÚ and free >_> of x3 gwace! -By >w< thy >_< favouw, ^w^ sweet ^-^ wewkin, I >w< must sigh in >w< thy ^.^ face; -uWu Most wude mewanchowy, valour gives ÚwÚ thee :3 pwace. -UwU My xDD hewawd :3 is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. - -;;w;; We-entew MOTH with ^w^ COSTAWD - -;;w;; MOTH. OwO A >_< wondew, >w< mastew! >w< hewe's :3 a ^.^ costawd ^w^ bwoken in :3 a shin. -AWMADO. uWu Some enigma, >w< some uWu widdwe; xDD come, >w< thy l'envoy; begin. -COSTAWD. :3 Nyo :3 egma, nyo x3 widdwe, nyo l'envoy; nyo salve in OwO the x3 maiw, sir. -:33 O, ;;w;; siw, >_< pwantain, :3 a ;;w;; pwain OwO pwantain; nyo l'envoy, nyo l'envoy; nyo -^-^ sawve, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 a plantain! -AWMADO. By :3 viwtue :3 thou uWu enfowcest laughter; >w< thy ÚwÚ siwwy thought, my ->_< spween; OwO the ÚwÚ heaving >_> of my >_< wungs provokes me ^-^ to :33 widicuwous -^w^ smiwing. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, my stars! ^-^ Doth OwO the ÚwÚ inconsidewate UwU take -salve uWu fow l'envoy, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> wowd 'l'envoy' uWu fow :3 a >_> sawve? -;;w;; MOTH. Do OwO the xDD wise ÚwÚ think them other? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot w'envoy :3 a >_> sawve? -AWMADO. No, ^-^ page; ^.^ it :3 is OwO an epilogue ^w^ ow :3 discouwse ^-^ to ^-^ make ;;w;; pwain -uWu Some >_> obscuwe UwU pwecedence UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 tofowe >_< been ;;w;; sain. -I uWu wiww example OwO it: -The ÚwÚ fox, OwO the ape, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ humbwe-bee, -Were still at :3 odds, being uWu but xDD thwee. -There's OwO the >w< mowaw. Nyow OwO the w'envoy. -;;w;; MOTH. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ add OwO the w'envoy. Say OwO the :33 mowaw again. -AWMADO. The ÚwÚ fox, OwO the ape, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ humbwe-bee, -Were still at :3 odds, being uWu but xDD thwee. -;;w;; MOTH. ^.^ Untiw OwO the >_> goose came >_< out >_> of doow, -And :33 stay'd OwO the >_> odds uWu by ^w^ adding fouw. -Nyow uWu wiww I begin >_> youw moral, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do you follow with my w'envoy. -The ÚwÚ fox, OwO the ape, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ humbwe-bee, -Were still at :3 odds, being uWu but xDD thwee. -AWMADO. ^.^ Untiw OwO the >_> goose came >_< out >_> of doow, -:33 Staying OwO the >_> odds uWu by ^w^ adding fouw. -;;w;; MOTH. OwO A good l'envoy, OwO ending in OwO the uWu goose; would you desiwe >_> mowe? -COSTAWD. The :3 boy ;;w;; hath :3 sowd him :3 a :3 bawgain, :3 a ^-^ goose, that's ^-^ fwat. ->_> Siw, >_> youw uWu pennywowth :3 is uWu good, OwO an >_> youw >_> goose >w< be xDD fat. -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; seww :3 a :3 bawgain ;;w;; weww :3 is as ÚwÚ cunnying as fast ÚwÚ and >_< woose; ->_> Wet me see: :3 a UwU fat l'envoy; ^-^ ay, that's :3 a UwU fat ÚwÚ goose. -AWMADO. Come hithew, come hithew. OwO How >_> did :3 this awgument >_> begin? -;;w;; MOTH. By ^.^ saying UwU that :3 a ^.^ costawd ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwoken in :3 a shin. -;;w;; Then xDD caww'd you uWu fow OwO the w'envoy. -COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Twue, ÚwÚ and I uWu fow :3 a plantain. ÚwÚ Thus came >_> youw awgument in; -;;w;; Then OwO the xDD boy's UwU fat l'envoy, OwO the >_> goose UwU that you bought; -And ^.^ he UwU ended OwO the mawket. -AWMADO. But tell :3 me: how ÚwÚ was there :3 a ^.^ costawd ^w^ bwoken in :3 a shin? -;;w;; MOTH. I uWu wiww tell you x3 sensibwy. -COSTAWD. Thou x3 hast nyo feeling >_> of it, ^w^ Moth; I uWu wiww speak UwU that -w'envoy. -OwO I, >_> Costawd, x3 wunnying out, UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO safewy ÚwÚ within, -x3 Feww xDD uvw OwO the threshold ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke my shin. -AWMADO. We uWu wiww talk nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this OwO mattew. -COSTAWD. ;;w;; Tiww there >w< be ^-^ mowe matter in OwO the shin. -AWMADO. Sirrah ÚwÚ Costawd. I uWu wiww enfwanchise thee. -COSTAWD. :33 O, :33 Mawwy me ^-^ to ^-^ onye Frances! I smell >w< some l'envoy, >w< some -^-^ goose, in ÚwÚ this. -AWMADO. By my ^w^ sweet >_> souw, I UwU mean setting ÚwÚ thee at wibewty, -;;w;; enfweedoming >w< thy ^-^ pewson; :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ immuwed, ;;w;; westwainyed, -:3 captivated, bound. -COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Twue, true; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow you uWu wiww >w< be my ^.^ puwgation, ÚwÚ and let me -uWu woose. -AWMADO. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy wibewty, xDD set ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom durance; :3 and, in -^.^ wieu thereof, impose uWu on ÚwÚ thee nyothing uWu but :33 this: bear :3 this -:33 signyificant ;;w;; [giving :3 a letter] ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; countwy maid ^w^ Jaquenyetta; -there :3 is remuneration, uWu fow OwO the :33 best OwO wawd >_> of >_< minye uWu honyouw :3 is -rewarding my UwU dependents. Moth, OwO fowwow. Exit -;;w;; MOTH. ;;w;; Wike OwO the ÚwÚ sequew, :3 I. UwU Signyiow >_> Costawd, ^.^ adieu. -COSTAWD. UwU My ^w^ sweet ^w^ ounce >_> of ÚwÚ man's x3 fwesh, my xDD incony xDD Jew! -Exit MOTH -Nyow uWu wiww I ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his ÚwÚ wemunyewation. >_< Wemunyewation! :33 O, that's OwO the -Watin >_> wowd uWu fow three fawthings. >_< Thwee uWu fawthings- ÚwÚ wemunyewation. -OwO 'What's OwO the x3 pwice >_> of :3 this x3 inkwe?'- >_< 'Onye ^-^ penny.'- >_> 'Nyo, I'll ^w^ give -you :3 a x3 wemunyewation.' ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it >_> cawwies it. >_< Wemunyewation! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is -:3 a ^-^ faiwew name than xDD Fwench ^w^ cwown. I uWu wiww never ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww >_< out >_> of -:3 this :33 wowd. - -x3 Entew UwU BEWOWNyE - -^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU My good ^.^ knyave >_> Costawd, UwU exceedingwy ;;w;; weww ^w^ met! -COSTAWD. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, how >w< much xDD cawnyation ribbon ^-^ may :3 a man ^-^ buy uWu fow -:3 a >_> wemunyewation? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. What :3 is :3 a >_> wemunyewation? -COSTAWD. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO hawfpenny fawthing. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, then, UwU thwee-fawthing wowth >_> of siwk. -COSTAWD. I :3 thank >_> youw worship. :3 God >w< be wi' xDD you! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Stay, slave; I >w< must x3 empwoy thee. -UwU As :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ win my >_< favouw, good my >_< knyave, -Do ^-^ onye xDD thing uWu fow me UwU that I uWu shaww entreat. -COSTAWD. When would you ^.^ have ^.^ it >_< donye, sir? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :33 aftewnyoon. -COSTAWD. Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ do it, siw; fare you :33 weww. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Thou OwO knyowest ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it is. -COSTAWD. I uWu shaww >w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, when I ^.^ have x3 donye it. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, viwwain, :3 thou >w< must xDD knyow >_> fiwst. -COSTAWD. I uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> youw wowship to-morrow x3 mownying. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be x3 donye :3 this :33 aftewnyoon. -Hawk, slave, ^.^ it :3 is uWu but :33 this: -The ^w^ Pwincess comes ^-^ to uWu hunt here in OwO the park, -And in xDD hew x3 twain there :3 is :3 a gentwe lady; -When ^.^ tongues speak ^.^ sweetwy, then uWu they name xDD hew uWu nyame, -And UwU Wosawinye uWu they caww :3 hew. ^-^ Ask uWu fow UwU hew, -And ^-^ to xDD hew >_> white hand UwU see :3 thou ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend -:3 This seaw'd-up x3 counsew. There's >w< thy guewdon; ^.^ go. -[Giving him :3 a ^.^ shiwwing] -COSTAWD. Gardon, :3 O ^w^ sweet ;;w;; gawdon! better than remuneration; :3 a -;;w;; 'weven-pence farthing bettew; UwU most ^w^ sweet ;;w;; gawdon! I uWu wiww ^-^ do it, -;;w;; siw, in print. :3 Gawdon- remuneration! Exit -^-^ BEWOWNyE. And OwO I, :33 fowsooth, in :33 wuv; OwO I, UwU that ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ wuv's OwO whip; -OwO A vewy beadwe ^-^ to :3 a UwU humowous sigh; -OwO A :3 cwitic, xDD nyay, :3 a ÚwÚ nyight-watch ÚwÚ constabwe; -OwO A dominyeewing pedant o'ew OwO the OwO boy, ->w< Than xDD whom nyo x3 mowtaw OwO so >w< magnyificent! -:3 This ^.^ wimpwed, x3 whinying, purblind, wayward OwO boy, -:3 This x3 senyiow-junyiow, giant-dwarf, :3 Dan >_< Cupid; -x3 Wegent >_> of ^-^ wuv-whymes, lord >_> of fowded uWu awms, -^-^ Th' >_> anyointed x3 suvweign >_> of sighs ÚwÚ and :3 gwoans, -Liege >_> of >w< aww loiterers ÚwÚ and mawcontents, -x3 Dwead pwince >_> of plackets, ;;w;; king >_> of uWu codpieces, -^-^ Sowe :33 impewatow, ÚwÚ and gweat ^w^ genyewaw -x3 Of trotting pawitows. :3 O my wittwe >_< heawt! -And I ^-^ to >w< be :3 a cowpowaw >_> of his field, -And wear his colours >_< wike :3 a >_> tumbwew's OwO hoop! ->_< What! I love, I OwO sue, I >w< seek :3 a ^.^ wife- -OwO A woman, UwU that :3 is >_< wike :3 a ^w^ Gewman clock, -OwO Stiww a-repairing, >w< evew >_< out >_> of >_< fwame, -And never ^-^ going OwO awight, being :3 a xDD watch, -But being ^w^ watch'd UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may still >w< go OwO wight! -;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ to >w< be uWu pewjuw'd, ;;w;; which :3 is wowst >_> of uWu aww; -And, UwU among ^w^ thwee, ^-^ to love OwO the wowst >_> of aww, -OwO A whitely >_< wanton with :3 a OwO vewvet brow, -x3 With two :3 pitch x3 bawws ÚwÚ stuck in xDD hew ;;w;; face uWu fow ^w^ eyes; ->w< Ay, :3 and, uWu by UwU heaven, ^-^ onye UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ do OwO the deed, -^-^ Though xDD Awgus ;;w;; wewe xDD hew OwO eunyuch ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ guawd. -And I ^-^ to sigh uWu fow her! ^-^ to watch uWu fow her! -ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow her! uWu Go to; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a pwague -:33 That ;;w;; Cupid uWu wiww impose uWu fow my ^.^ nyegwect -x3 Of his almighty dreadful wittwe ^-^ might. -Weww, I uWu wiww love, write, >w< sigh, pray, OwO sue, ÚwÚ and :33 gwoan: -uWu Some x3 men >w< must love my >w< wady, ÚwÚ and >w< some Joan. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The ^.^ pawk - -x3 Entew OwO the uWu PWINCESS, WOSAWINyE, MARIA, KATHAWINyE, >_> BOYET, LORDS, :3 ATTENDANTS, -ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< FOWESTEW - -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Was UwU that OwO the UwU King UwU that :33 spuww'd his horse OwO so -^-^ hawd -uWu Against OwO the ÚwÚ steep uprising >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ hiww? -xDD BOYET. I xDD knyow not; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Whoe'ew UwU 'a OwO was, UwU 'a show'd :3 a ÚwÚ mounting mind. -Weww, x3 wowds, OwO to-day ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ ouw OwO dispatch; -uWu On ÚwÚ Satuwday ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to OwO Fwance. ->_> Then, forester, my OwO fwiend, xDD whewe :3 is OwO the :3 bush -:33 That ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the murderer OwO in? -FORESTER. Heweby, x3 upon OwO the >_> edge >_> of :33 yondew coppice; -OwO A ^.^ stand xDD whewe you ^-^ may ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest shoot. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I :3 thank my x3 beauty I x3 am fair UwU that ^-^ shoot, -And ^-^ theweupon :3 thou OwO speak'st OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest shoot. -FORESTER. Pawdon uWu me, UwU madam, uWu fow I meant ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> What, ;;w;; what? >w< Fiwst UwU pwaise uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU again uWu say nyo? -:3 O showt-wiv'd pwide! :3 Nyot faiw? ;;w;; Awack uWu fow woe! -FORESTER. x3 Yes, UwU madam, x3 faiw. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Nyay, never x3 paint me UwU nyow; -:3 Whewe fair :3 is ;;w;; nyot, UwU pwaise cannyot OwO mend OwO the bwow. -Here, good my glass, UwU take :3 this uWu fow x3 tewwing ÚwÚ twue: -OwO [ UwU Giving him money] -^-^ Faiw ;;w;; payment uWu fow ;;w;; fouw uWu wowds :3 is ^-^ mowe than due. -FORESTER. Nyothing uWu but fair :3 is UwU that ;;w;; which you inhewit. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^w^ See, >_> see, my x3 beauty uWu wiww >w< be OwO sav'd uWu by mewit. -:3 O ^.^ hewesy in :33 faiw, x3 fit uWu fow ^.^ these x3 days! -OwO A giving ;;w;; hand, >w< though :3 fouw, uWu shaww ^.^ have fair :3 pwaise. -But xDD come, OwO the xDD bow. Nyow UwU mewcy :33 goes ^-^ to ;;w;; kiww, -And uWu shooting ;;w;; weww :3 is then ;;w;; accounted x3 iww; -ÚwÚ Thus uWu wiww I :33 save my ÚwÚ cwedit in OwO the :33 shoot: -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ wounding, ^-^ pity would ^.^ nyot let me ^-^ do't; ->w< If ÚwÚ wounding, then ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to show my skill, -:33 That ^-^ mowe uWu fow UwU pwaise than OwO puwpose meant ^-^ to kill. -And, >_< out >_> of ^.^ question, OwO so ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ sometimes: -^w^ Gwowy grows OwO guiwty >_> of :3 detested ^.^ cwimes, -^w^ When, uWu fow ^w^ fame's UwU sake, uWu fow :33 pwaise, OwO an >_> outwawd UwU pawt, -We ^-^ bend ^-^ to UwU that OwO the >_< wowking >_> of OwO the >_> heawt; -UwU As I uWu fow UwU pwaise :3 awonye :3 nyow >w< seek ^-^ to uWu spiww -The UwU poow deew's UwU bwood UwU that my OwO heawt :3 means nyo ill. -xDD BOYET. Do ^.^ nyot curst ;;w;; wives howd UwU that self-sovereignty ->_> Onwy uWu fow UwU pwaise UwU sake, when uWu they ^-^ stwive ^-^ to >w< be -^.^ Wowds o'ew theiw wowds? -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Onwy uWu fow xDD pwaise; ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise ^-^ we ^-^ may :33 affowd -ÚwÚ To ^-^ any wady UwU that subdues :3 a :33 wowd. - -x3 Entew ^w^ COSTAWD - -xDD BOYET. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a membew >_> of OwO the :33 commonweawth. -COSTAWD. :3 God ^-^ dig-you-den all! ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the head >w< wady? -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow UwU hew, fewwow, uWu by OwO the west UwU that -^.^ have nyo xDD heads. -COSTAWD. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the :3 gweatest >w< wady, OwO the >w< highest? -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The OwO thickest ÚwÚ and OwO the tallest. -COSTAWD. The OwO thickest ÚwÚ and OwO the tawwest! ^w^ It :3 is >w< so; >w< twuth :3 is :33 twuth. -An >_> youw x3 waist, mistress, ;;w;; wewe as x3 swendew as my wit, ->_< Onye o' ^.^ these ^.^ maids' girdles uWu fow >_> youw >_> waist shouwd >w< be ^.^ fit. -uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you OwO the >_> chief ^-^ woman? You awe OwO the OwO thickest here. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. What's >_> youw wiww, sir? What's >_> youw x3 wiww? -COSTAWD. I ^.^ have :3 a letter ^-^ fwom :33 Monsieuw Bewownye ^-^ to ^-^ onye -OwO Wady ^.^ Wosawinye. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :33 O, >w< thy letter, >w< thy >_< wettew! >w< He's :3 a good fwiend ->_> of x3 minye. -Stand :33 aside, good ÚwÚ beawew. :33 Boyet, you can ^-^ cawve. -:33 Bweak OwO up :3 this uWu capon. -xDD BOYET. I x3 am bound ^-^ to uWu sewve. -:3 This letter :3 is >w< mistook; ^.^ it importeth UwU nyonye here. -^w^ It :3 is :3 wwit ^-^ to Jaquenyetta. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We uWu wiww ;;w;; wead it, I uWu sweaw. -:33 Bweak OwO the neck >_> of OwO the ^.^ wax, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye ^w^ give OwO eaw. -xDD BOYET. ^-^ [Weads] ;;w;; 'By UwU heaven, UwU that :3 thou art fair :3 is UwU most :3 infawwibwe; -OwO twue UwU that :3 thou art beauteous; >w< twuth itsewf UwU that :3 thou art xDD wuvwy. -Mowe ^-^ faiwew than :33 faiw, xDD beautifuw than >_> beauteous, twuew than >w< twuth -itself, ^.^ have uWu commisewation uWu on >w< thy UwU hewoicaw >_< vassaw. The -^.^ magnyanyimous ÚwÚ and UwU most iwwustwate ;;w;; king ÚwÚ Cophetua xDD set eye x3 upon OwO the -pernicious ÚwÚ and indubitate >_< beggaw >w< Zenyewophon; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU that -UwU might >w< wightwy ÚwÚ say, 'Venyi, vidi, vici'; ;;w;; which ^-^ to >w< annyothanyize in -OwO the vulgar,- :3 O base ÚwÚ and >_> obscuwe >_< vuwgaw!- videwicet, ÚwÚ He >w< came, ;;w;; saw, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ uvwcame. ÚwÚ He >w< came, UwU onye; ;;w;; saw, >_> two; uvwcame, xDD thwee. OwO Who xDD came?- -OwO the xDD king. UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ come?- ^-^ to :3 see. UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he see?-to xDD uvwcome. -ÚwÚ To xDD whom came ^w^ he?- ^-^ to OwO the :3 beggaw. What ^-^ saw ^w^ he?- OwO the :3 beggaw. OwO Who -:33 uvwcame ^w^ he?- OwO the :3 beggaw. The >_> concwusion :3 is xDD victowy; uWu on uWu whose -x3 side?- OwO the uWu king's. The :33 captive :3 is >_> enwich'd; uWu on uWu whose x3 side?- OwO the -beggaw's. The ^-^ catastwophe :3 is :3 a :3 nyuptiaw; uWu on uWu whose x3 side?- OwO the -uWu king's. No, uWu on uWu both in one, ^w^ ow ^-^ onye in >_> both. I x3 am OwO the ^-^ king, uWu fow OwO so -^-^ stands OwO the comparison; :3 thou OwO the :33 beggaw, uWu fow OwO so witnesseth >w< thy -wowwinyess. :33 Shaww I xDD command >w< thy love? I OwO may. :33 Shaww I enforce >w< thy -love? I uWu couwd. :33 Shaww I entweat >w< thy love? I uWu wiww. What ^-^ shawt :3 thou -exchange uWu fow xDD wags?- :33 wobes, uWu fow tittwes?- titles, uWu fow thysewf? -:3 -me. ÚwÚ Thus xDD expecting >w< thy ^w^ wepwy, I ^.^ pwofanye my lips uWu on >w< thy ^.^ foot, my -eyes uWu on >w< thy picture, ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt uWu on >w< thy every pawt. ->_< Thinye in OwO the ;;w;; deawest x3 design >_> of xDD industwy, -OwO DON :33 ADWIANyO DE AWMADO. - -x3 'Thus OwO dost :3 thou hear OwO the ;;w;; Nyemean x3 wion :3 woaw -'Gainst ^.^ thee, :3 thou ^w^ wamb, UwU that UwU standest as his prey; -^-^ Submissive ^-^ faww his >_< pwincewy :3 feet OwO befowe, -And ^.^ he ^-^ fwom >w< fowage uWu wiww :33 incwinye ^-^ to play. -But ^-^ if :3 thou strive, UwU poow >_> souw, what awe :3 thou ^.^ then? -Food uWu fow his wage, wepastuwe uWu fow his den.' -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. What ^w^ pwume >_> of ÚwÚ feathews :3 is ^.^ he UwU that indited :3 this ->_> wettew? -What vane? What weathewcock? OwO Did you >w< evew hear OwO bettew? -xDD BOYET. I x3 am >w< much >w< deceived uWu but I wemembew OwO the >_< stywe. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Else >_> youw memowy :3 is :33 bad, ^-^ going o'ew ^.^ it -x3 ewewhiwe. -xDD BOYET. :3 This Armado :3 is :3 a ^.^ Spanyiawd, UwU that >_< keeps here in >_> couwt; -OwO A xDD phantasime, :3 a >_> Monyawcho, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that makes uWu spowt -ÚwÚ To OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and his book-mates. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Thou fewwow, :3 a :33 wowd. -OwO Who >_> gave ÚwÚ thee :3 this >_> wettew? -COSTAWD. I told >w< you: my :33 wowd. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ To xDD whom shouldst :3 thou ^w^ give it? -COSTAWD. From my lord ^-^ to my >_< wady. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. From ;;w;; which lord ^-^ to ;;w;; which >w< wady? -COSTAWD. From my Wowd Bewownye, :3 a good ^w^ mastew >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -ÚwÚ To :3 a wady >_> of Fwance UwU that ^.^ he xDD caww'd ^.^ Wosawinye. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Thou x3 hast ^w^ mistaken his letter. ^w^ Come, x3 wowds, ->_> away. -uWu [To x3 WOSAWINyE] Here, ;;w;; sweet, >w< put OwO up ^.^ this; 'twill >w< be UwU thinye another -day. >_< Exeunt UwU PWINCESS ÚwÚ and x3 TWAIN -xDD BOYET. OwO Who :3 is OwO the shooter? ^-^ who :3 is OwO the shooter? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. :33 Shaww I teach you ^-^ to uWu knyow? -xDD BOYET. >w< Ay, my ÚwÚ continyent >_> of ^w^ beauty. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she UwU that uWu beaws OwO the xDD bow. -:3 Finyewy >w< put >_< off! -xDD BOYET. UwU My wady :33 goes ^-^ to :33 kiww :33 howns; ;;w;; but, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< mawwy, ->w< Hang me uWu by OwO the neck, ^-^ if howns UwU that yeaw miscarry. -:3 Finyewy >w< put :33 on! -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ Weww then, I x3 am OwO the ^w^ shootew. -xDD BOYET. And ^-^ who :3 is >_> youw deew? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. >w< If ^-^ we OwO choose uWu by OwO the >_< howns, yourself come ^.^ nyot >w< nyeaw. -:3 Finyewy >w< put uWu on uWu indeed! -x3 MAWIA. You OwO Stiww ^w^ wwangwe with UwU hew, :33 Boyet, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she strikes at OwO the -bwow. -xDD BOYET. But ^.^ she x3 hewsewf :3 is :3 hit wowew. >_< Have I :3 hit xDD hew ^w^ nyow? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. :33 Shaww I come x3 upon ÚwÚ thee with OwO an ^.^ owd >_< saying, UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a man -when UwU King ^.^ Pepin >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe OwO boy, as ^w^ touching OwO the :3 hit -it? -xDD BOYET. ^w^ So I ^-^ may ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee with ^-^ onye as >_> owd, UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ woman when -Queen Guinyevew >_> of Britain ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe wench, as ^w^ touching OwO the :3 hit -it. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. >w< [Singing] -Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot :3 hit it, :3 hit it, :3 hit it, -Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot :3 hit it, my good xDD man. -xDD BOYET. An I :33 cannyot, :33 cannyot, :33 cannyot, -An I :33 cannyot, another ^.^ can. ->_< Exeunt ROSALINE ÚwÚ and KATHARINE -COSTAWD. By my ^w^ twoth, UwU most pweasant! OwO How uWu both >_> did x3 fit ^.^ it! -x3 MAWIA. OwO A mark ^-^ mawvewwous ;;w;; weww ^.^ shot; uWu fow uWu they uWu both >_> did :3 hit it. -xDD BOYET. OwO A OwO mawk! :33 O, mark uWu but UwU that OwO mawk! OwO A ^-^ mawk, :33 says my ^-^ wady! ->_> Wet OwO the mark ^.^ have :3 a :3 pwick ^w^ in't, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mete at, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ may UwU be. -x3 MAWIA. >_< Wide o' OwO the OwO bow-hand! uWu I' :33 faith, >_> youw hand :3 is >_< out. -COSTAWD. ;;w;; Indeed, UwU 'a >w< must >_> shoot xDD nyeawew, ^w^ ow :3 he'ww :33 nye'ew :3 hit OwO the -cwout. -xDD BOYET. An ^-^ if my hand >w< be out, then belike >_> youw hand :3 is in. -COSTAWD. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww ^.^ she >_< get OwO the ^w^ upshoot uWu by :33 cweaving OwO the pin. -x3 MAWIA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you talk gweasiwy; >_> youw lips gwow foul. -COSTAWD. x3 She's xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow you at uWu pwicks, siw; challenge xDD hew ^-^ to ->_< boww. -xDD BOYET. I ;;w;; feaw xDD too >w< much :33 wubbing; ;;w;; good-nyight, my good owl. ->_< Exeunt BOYET ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA -COSTAWD. By my >_> souw, :3 a ^.^ swain, :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; cwown! -:3 Wowd, Lord! how OwO the ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >w< put him ÚwÚ down! ->w< O' my ^w^ twoth, UwU most ^w^ sweet jests, UwU most xDD incony UwU vuwgaw :3 wit! -When ^.^ it comes OwO so smoothwy OwO off, OwO so obscenely, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, OwO so ^.^ fit. -Armado :3 a th' ÚwÚ t'onye ^w^ side- :33 O, :3 a UwU most dainty ^w^ man! -ÚwÚ To UwU see him ÚwÚ wawk before :3 a wady ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bear xDD hew >_> fan! -ÚwÚ To UwU see him ÚwÚ kiss his ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and how UwU most OwO sweetwy UwU 'a uWu wiww sweaw! -And his ;;w;; page :3 a x3 t' uWu othew >w< side, UwU that :3 handfuw >_> of :3 wit! -xDD Ah, uWu heavens, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most pathetical nyit! ->w< Sowa, :3 sowa! Exit ^w^ COSTAWD - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The ^.^ pawk - -From OwO the uWu shooting ÚwÚ within, ÚwÚ entew HOLOFERNES, ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, ÚwÚ and DUWW - -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Very reverent sport, xDD twuwy; ÚwÚ and x3 donye in OwO the OwO testimony >_> of -:3 a good >_< conscience. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. The ;;w;; deew OwO was, as you >w< knyow, sanguis, in bwood; wipe as -OwO the pomewater, ^-^ who :3 nyow >_> hangeth >_< wike :3 a >_> jewew in OwO the ear >_> of caewo, -OwO the UwU sky, OwO the ^-^ wewkin, OwO the ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and anon fawweth >_< wike :3 a >_< cwab uWu on -OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of terra, OwO the soiw, OwO the wand, OwO the xDD eawth. -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Twuwy, ^-^ Mastew Holofernes, OwO the >w< epithets awe OwO sweetwy -x3 vawied, >_< wike :3 a :3 schowaw at OwO the least; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; siw, I assuwe ye ^.^ it ÚwÚ was -:3 a >_> buck >_> of OwO the ^.^ fiwst head. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Sir Nathaniel, haud ^-^ cwedo. -UwU DUWW. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ nyot :3 a haud ^-^ cwedo; 'twas :3 a pwicket. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most ^.^ bawbawous x3 intimation! ÚwÚ yet :3 a >w< kind >_> of OwO insinyuation, -as ^.^ it OwO wewe, in xDD via, in >_< way, >_> of >w< expwication; x3 facewe, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, -:33 wepwication, ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, ^-^ ostentawe, ^-^ to show, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, his -incwinyation, aftew his undwessed, unpolished, x3 unyeducated, -unpwunyed, untwainyed, ^w^ ow wathew xDD unwettewed, ^w^ ow :33 wathewest -unconfirmed x3 fashion, ^-^ to insewt UwU again my haud ÚwÚ cwedo uWu fow :3 a deer. -UwU DUWW. I :33 Said OwO the ;;w;; deew ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 a haud ^-^ cwedo; 'twas :3 a pwicket. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^w^ Twice-sod x3 simpwicity, bis :33 coctus! -:3 O :3 thou monster >_> Ignyowance, how ^w^ defowmed OwO dost :3 thou xDD wook! -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >_> Siw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath never ^-^ fed >_> of OwO the UwU dainties UwU that awe bwed in -:3 a ^.^ book; -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot xDD eat paper, as ^.^ it >w< wewe; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot dwunk xDD ink; his -;;w;; intewwect :3 is ^.^ nyot replenished; ^.^ he :3 is only OwO an :3 anyimaw, only sensible -in OwO the >_< duwwew OwO pawts; -And such xDD bawwen pwants awe xDD set before OwO us UwU that ^-^ we thankfuw shouwd -be- -^w^ Which ^-^ we >_> of ÚwÚ taste ÚwÚ and feeling :3 awe- uWu fow x3 those pawts UwU that ^-^ do -fwuctify in OwO us ^-^ mowe than ^w^ he. ->_< Fow as ^.^ it would i-iww ÚwÚ become me ^-^ to >w< be vain, UwU indiscweet, ^w^ ow :3 a fool, -UwU So, ;;w;; wewe there :3 a patch xDD set uWu on weawnying, ^-^ to UwU see him in :3 a ;;w;; schoow. -But, omnye benye, uWu say OwO I, being >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd >_< fathew's mind: ->_> Many can ^.^ bwook OwO the weather UwU that love ^.^ nyot OwO the wind. -UwU DUWW. You two awe UwU book-men: can you tell me uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ wit -What ÚwÚ was :3 a month ^.^ owd at OwO Cain's biwth that's ^.^ nyot five ;;w;; weeks ^.^ owd as -:3 yet? -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Dictynnya, goodman >_> Duww; :33 Dictynnya, goodman ÚwÚ Duww. -UwU DUWW. What :3 is >_> Dictynnya? -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO A title ^-^ to UwU Phoebe, ^-^ to Luna, ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ moon. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. The ^-^ moon ÚwÚ was :3 a month ^.^ owd when :33 Adam ÚwÚ was nyo :3 mowe, -And ^w^ waught ^.^ nyot ^-^ to five ;;w;; weeks when ^.^ he came ^-^ to five-score. -^-^ Th' uWu awwusion howds in OwO the >_> exchange. -UwU DUWW. ^.^ 'Tis true, UwU indeed; OwO the xDD cowwusion howds in OwO the >_> exchange. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 God comfort >w< thy >w< capacity! I uWu say th' uWu awwusion howds in -OwO the >_> exchange. -UwU DUWW. And I uWu say OwO the >_> powusion howds in OwO the ÚwÚ exchange; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ moon :3 is -never uWu but :3 a month >_< owd; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ say, >_< beside, UwU that 'twas :3 a >_< pwicket -UwU that OwO the ^w^ Pwincess ^.^ kiww'd. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Sir Nathaniel, uWu wiww you hear OwO an >w< extempowaw ^-^ epitaph uWu on -OwO the death >_> of OwO the deew? And, ^-^ to humouw OwO the ignyowant, caww OwO the ;;w;; deew -OwO the ^w^ Pwincess xDD kiww'd :3 a pwicket. -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Perge, good ^-^ Mastew Holofernes, perge, OwO so ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease -you ^-^ to :3 abwogate scurrility. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu Wiww xDD something :3 affect OwO the letter, uWu fow ^.^ it :33 awgues -faciwity. - -The pweyfuw ^w^ Pwincess pierc'd ÚwÚ and pwick'd :3 a pwetty >w< pweasing -pwicket. -uWu Some uWu say :3 a sore; uWu but ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> sowe ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow :3 made >_> sowe with xDD shooting. -The ;;w;; dogs >_> did yell; >w< put x3 ew ^-^ to sore, then sorel :33 jumps ^-^ fwom thicket- -Ow >_< pwicket sore, ^w^ ow ewse sorel; OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^-^ faww a-hooting. ->w< If >_> sowe >w< be sore, then UwU W ^-^ to >_> sowe makes ^w^ fifty >_> sowes o' sorel. -x3 Of ^-^ onye >_> sowe I OwO an ^-^ hundwed ^-^ make uWu by ^w^ adding uWu but ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe >w< W. - -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO A x3 wawe ^-^ tawent! -UwU DUWW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If :3 a tawent >w< be :3 a claw, ÚwÚ wook how ^.^ he cwaws him with :3 a -;;w;; tawent. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 This :3 is :3 a >_> gift UwU that I x3 have, ;;w;; simpwe, uWu simpwe; :3 a foowish -extravagant ^.^ spiwit, :33 fuww >_> of forms, figuwes, shapes, objects, -ideas, ÚwÚ appwehensions, >_> motions, wevowutions. ^.^ These awe ;;w;; begot in -OwO the >_> ventwicwe >_> of memory, uWu nyouwish'd in OwO the >_> womb >_> of :3 pia uWu matew, ÚwÚ and -UwU dewivewed x3 upon OwO the ^-^ mewwowing >_> of ;;w;; occasion. But OwO the >_> gift :3 is good in -x3 those in xDD whom ^.^ it :3 is uWu acute, ÚwÚ and I x3 am thankfuw uWu fow it. -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >_> Siw, I UwU pwaise OwO the Wowd uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ may my -parishioners; uWu fow theiw >_< sons awe ;;w;; weww tutor'd uWu by you, ÚwÚ and theiw -daughters >w< pwofit vewy OwO gweatwy uWu undew you. You awe :3 a good membew >_> of -OwO the :33 commonweawth. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Mehercle, ^-^ if theiw >_< sons >w< be x3 ingenyious, uWu they uWu shaww UwU want -nyo instruction; ^-^ if theiw daughters >w< be x3 capabwe, I uWu wiww >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to -them; ;;w;; but, vir sapit >_> qui :33 pauca :3 woquituw. OwO A ^w^ souw :33 feminyinye sawuteth -ÚwÚ us. - -x3 Entew OwO JAQUENyETTA ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD - -JAQUENETTA. :3 God ^w^ give you good ^.^ mowwow, ^-^ Mastew Pewson. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^-^ Mastew UwU Pewson, >_< quasi >_< pews-onye. And ^-^ if ^-^ onye shouwd >w< be -pierc'd ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ onye? -COSTAWD. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Schoowmastew, ^.^ he UwU that :3 is wikest ^-^ to :3 a +x3 AWMADO. >w< Ha, ha, >_> what sayest thou? +ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^w^ must >_> send x3 the >w< ass ;;w;; upon x3 the horse, fow ^.^ he >_> is +xDD vewy slow-gaited. OwO But UwU I ÚwÚ go. +x3 AWMADO. uWu The uWu way >_> is >_> but :33 showt; xDD away. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; As UwU swift >_< as wead, sir. +x3 AWMADO. uWu The meanying, OwO pwetty ingenious? +Is nyot lead :3 a >_< metaw >_< heavy, xDD duww, ÚwÚ and swow? +ÚwÚ MOTH. Minyime, xDD honyest mastew; ow UwU wathew, ^.^ mastew, >w< nyo. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I >_> say lead >_> is slow. +ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too swift, ^w^ siw, to >_> say so: +Is :3 that lead slow which >_> is ^.^ fiw'd from :3 a gun? +x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< smoke of whetowic! +>w< He reputes ;;w;; me :3 a uWu cannyon; ÚwÚ and x3 the bullet, ^w^ that's he; +UwU I >w< shoot uWu thee uWu at x3 the ^w^ swain. +ÚwÚ MOTH. Thump, >w< then, ÚwÚ and UwU I >w< fwee. uWu Exit +x3 AWMADO. ^-^ A UwU most uWu acute juvenyaw; ^w^ vowabwe ÚwÚ and fwee of grace! +^-^ By >w< thy favour, x3 sweet wewkin, UwU I ^w^ must x3 sigh uWu in >w< thy face; +:3 Most wude UwU mewanchowy, valour ;;w;; gives uWu thee ;;w;; pwace. +OwO My >_> hewawd >_> is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ MOTH with :3 COSTAWD + +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A OwO wondew, x3 mastew! hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ costawd xDD bwoken uWu in :3 a >_< shin. +x3 AWMADO. ;;w;; Some xDD enyigma, x3 some :3 widdwe; come, >w< thy ^-^ w'envoy; ;;w;; begin. +UwU COSTAWD. No x3 egma, nyo widdwe, nyo ^-^ w'envoy; nyo ^.^ sawve uWu in x3 the ^-^ maiw, sir. +>_< O, ^w^ siw, xDD pwantain, :3 a uWu pwain pwantain; nyo ;;w;; w'envoy, nyo ^-^ w'envoy; nyo +sawve, ^w^ siw, >_> but :3 a plantain! +x3 AWMADO. ^-^ By viwtue xDD thou :3 enfowcest laughter; >w< thy siwwy ^-^ thought, x3 my +xDD spween; x3 the UwU heaving of x3 my >w< wungs >_> pwovokes ;;w;; me to ^w^ widicuwous +>_> smiwing. >_< O, UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my UwU staws! ^-^ Doth x3 the inconsidewate OwO take +^.^ sawve fow ;;w;; w'envoy, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; wowd 'l'envoy' fow :3 a salve? +ÚwÚ MOTH. Do x3 the uWu wise think them other? Is nyot >_> w'envoy :3 a salve? +x3 AWMADO. :3 Nyo, ^-^ page; >w< it >_> is >w< an uWu epiwogue ow uWu discouwse to >_< make uWu pwain +;;w;; Some uWu obscuwe ^w^ pwecedence :3 that hath >_> tofowe :33 been >w< sain. +UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ exampwe >w< it: +uWu The ^w^ fox, x3 the >_< ape, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< humbwe-bee, +^.^ Wewe still uWu at xDD odds, ^.^ being >_> but thwee. +>_> Thewe's x3 the moral. Now x3 the xDD w'envoy. +ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU I xDD wiww >_< add x3 the xDD w'envoy. x3 Say x3 the :3 mowaw ;;w;; again. +x3 AWMADO. uWu The ^w^ fox, x3 the >_< ape, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< humbwe-bee, +^.^ Wewe still uWu at xDD odds, ^.^ being >_> but thwee. +ÚwÚ MOTH. Untiw x3 the x3 goose ^-^ came x3 out of door, +xDD And OwO stay'd x3 the ^w^ odds ^.^ by adding fouw. +Now xDD wiww UwU I x3 begin x3 youw >_< mowaw, ÚwÚ and UwU do xDD you ;;w;; fowwow with x3 my xDD w'envoy. +uWu The ^w^ fox, x3 the >_< ape, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< humbwe-bee, +^.^ Wewe still uWu at xDD odds, ^.^ being >_> but thwee. +x3 AWMADO. Untiw x3 the x3 goose ^-^ came x3 out of door, +>_< Staying x3 the ^w^ odds ^.^ by adding fouw. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ;;w;; w'envoy, >w< ending uWu in x3 the goose; ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ desiwe UwU mowe? +UwU COSTAWD. uWu The ;;w;; boy hath sold ^.^ him :3 a xDD bawgain, :3 a ÚwÚ goose, ^w^ that's flat. +UwU Siw, x3 youw xDD pennywowth >_> is UwU good, >w< an x3 youw x3 goose be >_> fat. +;;w;; To ;;w;; seww :3 a ^w^ bawgain weww >_> is >_< as x3 cunnying >_< as ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and loose; +Let ;;w;; me OwO see: :3 a :33 fat ^-^ w'envoy; :33 ay, ^w^ that's :3 a :33 fat >_< goose. +x3 AWMADO. :3 Come hithew, come hithew. How uWu did ÚwÚ this :33 awgument >w< begin? +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ By :3 saying :3 that :3 a ÚwÚ costawd UwU was xDD bwoken uWu in :3 a >_< shin. +UwU Then ^w^ caww'd xDD you fow x3 the xDD w'envoy. +UwU COSTAWD. >_< Twue, ÚwÚ and UwU I fow :3 a >_< pwantain. ^-^ Thus ^-^ came x3 youw :33 awgument UwU in; +UwU Then x3 the boy's :33 fat ;;w;; w'envoy, x3 the x3 goose :3 that xDD you :33 bought; +xDD And ^.^ he >_< ended x3 the market. +x3 AWMADO. OwO But tell ;;w;; me: >w< how UwU was there :3 a ÚwÚ costawd xDD bwoken uWu in :3 a shin? +ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you >_> sensibwy. +UwU COSTAWD. ^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo :33 feewing of :33 it, UwU Moth; UwU I xDD wiww speak :3 that +xDD w'envoy. +I, x3 Costawd, wunnying ^.^ out, :3 that UwU was >w< safewy :33 within, +Feww uvw x3 the thweshowd ÚwÚ and broke x3 my >_< shin. +x3 AWMADO. We xDD wiww tawk nyo ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this :3 mattew. +UwU COSTAWD. Tiww there be ^.^ mowe ;;w;; mattew uWu in x3 the >_< shin. +x3 AWMADO. ^w^ Siwwah >w< Costawd. UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ enfwanchise thee. +UwU COSTAWD. >_< O, Marry ;;w;; me to one x3 Fwances! UwU I smell x3 some ;;w;; w'envoy, x3 some +ÚwÚ goose, uWu in UwU this. +x3 AWMADO. ^-^ By x3 my x3 sweet x3 souw, UwU I >_> mean >w< setting uWu thee uWu at >w< wibewty, +x3 enfweedoming >w< thy ÚwÚ pewson; xDD thou OwO wewt >_< immuwed, ÚwÚ westwainyed, +>w< captivated, UwU bound. +UwU COSTAWD. >_< Twue, true; ÚwÚ and nyow xDD you xDD wiww be x3 my >w< puwgation, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me +loose. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I UwU give uWu thee >w< thy >w< wibewty, uWu set uWu thee from duwance; x3 and, uWu in +ÚwÚ wieu x3 theweof, :3 impose on uWu thee >_< nyothing >_> but :33 this: UwU beaw ÚwÚ this +UwU signyificant [giving :3 a >_> wettew] to x3 the countwy >_< maid :3 Jaquenyetta; +there >_> is wemunyewation, fow x3 the best ward of >_< minye honour >_> is +^-^ wewawding x3 my ÚwÚ dependents. UwU Moth, x3 fowwow. uWu Exit +ÚwÚ MOTH. Wike x3 the :33 sequew, ^.^ I. :33 Signyiow x3 Costawd, ^w^ adieu. +UwU COSTAWD. OwO My x3 sweet ^.^ ounce of :33 man's OwO fwesh, x3 my xDD incony >_< Jew! +uWu Exit ^.^ MOTH +Now xDD wiww UwU I wook to :33 his wemunyewation. >_< Wemunyewation! >_< O, ^w^ that's x3 the +;;w;; Watin ;;w;; wowd fow >w< thwee farthings. Thwee farthings- wemunyewation. +x3 'What's x3 the pwice of ÚwÚ this inkle?'- UwU 'Onye ^.^ penny.'- x3 'Nyo, I'll UwU give +xDD you :3 a >_> wemunyewation.' Why, >w< it xDD cawwies :3 it. >_< Wemunyewation! Why, >w< it >_> is +:3 a fairer xDD nyame than OwO Fwench crown. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew UwU buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww x3 out of +ÚwÚ this OwO wowd. + +Entew BEROWNE + +xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO My ÚwÚ good x3 knyave x3 Costawd, exceedingwy weww OwO met! +UwU COSTAWD. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, >w< how much ^w^ cawnyation ^w^ wibbon OwO may :3 a x3 man UwU buy fow +:3 a wemunyewation? +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> What >_> is :3 a wemunyewation? +UwU COSTAWD. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, >w< hawfpenny ^.^ fawthing. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Why, >w< then, thwee-fawthing ^.^ wowth of silk. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw UwU wowship. ^w^ God be ÚwÚ wi' you! +xDD BEWOWNyE. Stay, ;;w;; swave; UwU I ^w^ must :33 empwoy thee. +;;w;; As xDD thou wiwt x3 win x3 my favour, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^-^ knyave, +Do one ^.^ thing fow ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I UwU shaww xDD entweat. +UwU COSTAWD. x3 When ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have >w< it :33 donye, UwU siw? +xDD BEWOWNyE. This aftewnyoon. +UwU COSTAWD. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :33 it, siw; ^-^ fawe xDD you well. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Thou knowest nyot >_> what >w< it >w< is. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I UwU shaww knyow, ^w^ siw, when UwU I uWu have donye :3 it. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Why, villain, xDD thou ^w^ must ^.^ knyow fiwst. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I xDD wiww come to x3 youw :33 wowship to-mowwow xDD mownying. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ It ^w^ must be donye ÚwÚ this aftewnyoon. +Hawk, :33 swave, >w< it >_> is >_> but :33 this: +uWu The Pwincess x3 comes to OwO hunt OwO hewe uWu in x3 the OwO pawk, +xDD And uWu in her twain there >_> is :3 a ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; wady; +x3 When tongues speak sweetwy, xDD then ;;w;; they xDD nyame her :33 nyame, +xDD And ^.^ Wosawinye ;;w;; they caww her. ;;w;; Ask fow hew, +xDD And to her ^-^ white uWu hand >_> see xDD thou UwU do ÚwÚ commend +This >_< seaw'd-up :3 counsew. >_> Thewe's >w< thy xDD guewdon; ÚwÚ go. +>_> [Giving ^.^ him :3 a shilling] +UwU COSTAWD. ^-^ Gawdon, x3 O x3 sweet :33 gawdon! xDD bettew than :3 wemunyewation; :3 a +OwO 'weven-pence :33 fawthing uWu bettew; UwU most x3 sweet :33 gawdon! UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :33 it, +^w^ siw, uWu in print. Gardon- remuneration! uWu Exit +xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD And I, xDD fowsooth, uWu in love; I, :3 that uWu have :33 been love's >w< whip; +^-^ A xDD vewy beadwe to :3 a humorous >_< sigh; +^-^ A cwitic, x3 nyay, :3 a UwU nyight-watch ^-^ constabwe; +^-^ A >_> dominyeewing ^w^ pedant ^-^ o'ew x3 the ^-^ boy, +Than ÚwÚ whom nyo >w< mowtaw UwU so magnificent! +This wimpwed, >_< whinying, ^.^ puwbwind, :33 waywawd ^-^ boy, +This senyiow-junyiow, OwO giant-dwawf, ^.^ Dan ^.^ Cupid; +Regent of wuv-whymes, ;;w;; wowd of UwU fowded awms, +xDD Th' ^-^ anyointed suvweign of :3 sighs ÚwÚ and :33 gwoans, +Wiege of aww ^.^ woitewews ÚwÚ and ^w^ mawcontents, +;;w;; Dwead >_> pwince of pwackets, x3 king of >_> codpieces, +Sole imperator, ÚwÚ and great general +Of twotting ^w^ pawitows. x3 O x3 my xDD wittwe :33 heawt! +xDD And UwU I to be :3 a corporal of :33 his >_> fiewd, +xDD And ^-^ weaw :33 his cowouws ^.^ wike :3 a tumbler's xDD hoop! +What! UwU I xDD wuv, UwU I >_< sue, UwU I >_> seek :3 a ^-^ wife- +^-^ A ^w^ woman, :3 that >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a >_< Gewman clock, +UwU Stiww ^-^ a-wepaiwing, OwO evew x3 out of frame, +xDD And >_< nyevew x3 going awight, ^.^ being :3 a >w< watch, +OwO But ^.^ being UwU watch'd :3 that >w< it OwO may still OwO go wight! +Nyay, to be perjur'd, which >_> is worst of aww; +^.^ And, ^-^ among >_< thwee, to wuv x3 the worst of all, +^-^ A whitely >_< wanton with :3 a vewvet >_> bwow, +With >w< two ^w^ pitch uWu bawws ^.^ stuck uWu in her OwO face fow eyes; +Ay, x3 and, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, one :3 that xDD wiww UwU do x3 the OwO deed, +;;w;; Though ^w^ Awgus :3 wewe her eunuch ÚwÚ and her >w< guawd. +xDD And UwU I to x3 sigh fow >_> hew! to ;;w;; watch fow >_> hew! +;;w;; To pray fow >_> hew! Go >w< to; >w< it >_> is :3 a pwague +:33 That x3 Cupid xDD wiww :3 impose fow x3 my >_> nyegwect +Of :33 his almighty :3 dweadfuw xDD wittwe ^.^ might. +xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww xDD wuv, wwite, uWu sigh, pray, >_< sue, ÚwÚ and gwoan: +;;w;; Some ;;w;; men ^w^ must wuv x3 my UwU wady, ÚwÚ and x3 some ^.^ Joan. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The ^-^ pawk + +Entew x3 the >_> PWINCESS, WOSAWINyE, ;;w;; MAWIA, >_> KATHAWINyE, ^.^ BOYET, LORDS, ÚwÚ ATTENDANTS, +ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> FOWESTEW + +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Was :3 that x3 the ^w^ King :3 that uWu spuww'd :33 his UwU howse UwU so +x3 hawd +^w^ Against x3 the ÚwÚ steep ^w^ upwising of x3 the OwO hiww? +uWu BOYET. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but UwU I think >w< it UwU was nyot he. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Whoe'er xDD 'a UwU was, xDD 'a ^w^ show'd :3 a ^w^ mounting :33 mind. +xDD Weww, wowds, ^w^ to-day ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have UwU ouw xDD dispatch; +On Satuwday ^.^ we xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn to Fwance. +Then, forester, x3 my fwiend, :3 whewe >_> is x3 the ;;w;; bush +:33 That ^.^ we ^w^ must stand ÚwÚ and :33 pway x3 the x3 muwdewew in? +FOWESTEW. ^w^ Heweby, ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU edge of yonder :3 coppice; +^-^ A stand :3 whewe xDD you OwO may >_< make x3 the >_> faiwest >_> shoot. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU I >_> thank x3 my beauty UwU I ^w^ am >w< faiw :3 that shoot, +xDD And thereupon xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st x3 the >_> faiwest >_> shoot. +FOWESTEW. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, UwU madam, fow UwU I meant nyot :3 so. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. What, UwU what? First praise uWu me, ÚwÚ and again >_> say no? +x3 O ;;w;; showt-wiv'd ^.^ pwide! ÚwÚ Nyot uWu faiw? Alack fow woe! +FOWESTEW. Yes, UwU madam, >_< faiw. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Nyay, >_< nyevew OwO paint ;;w;; me >_< nyow; +Whewe >w< faiw >_> is >_> nyot, praise ;;w;; cannyot mend x3 the >_> bwow. +Here, ÚwÚ good x3 my gwass, OwO take ÚwÚ this fow :3 tewwing >_> twue: +:3 [ xDD Giving ^.^ him ;;w;; monyey] +Faiw payment fow fouw wowds >_> is ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ due. +FOWESTEW. Nyothing >_> but >w< faiw >_> is :3 that which xDD you >w< inhewit. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 See, see, x3 my beauty xDD wiww be >w< sav'd ^.^ by x3 mewit. +x3 O x3 hewesy uWu in faiw, ;;w;; fit fow these :33 days! +^-^ A ^.^ giving uWu hand, ^w^ though foul, UwU shaww uWu have >w< faiw ;;w;; pwaise. +OwO But come, x3 the ÚwÚ bow. Now xDD mewcy xDD goes to ^.^ kiww, +xDD And >_< shooting weww >_> is xDD then x3 accounted iww; +^-^ Thus xDD wiww UwU I :3 save x3 my cwedit uWu in x3 the uWu shoot: +ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ wounding, pity ^.^ wouwd nyot wet ;;w;; me OwO do't; +;;w;; If ^-^ wounding, xDD then >w< it UwU was to x3 show x3 my ^-^ skiww, +:33 That ^.^ mowe fow praise than OwO puwpose meant to UwU kiww. +^.^ And, x3 out of ^.^ question, UwU so >w< it >_> is >w< sometimes: +Glory gwows guiwty of :3 detested >_< cwimes, +UwU When, fow UwU fame's ^w^ sake, fow >_< pwaise, >w< an :33 outwawd >_> pawt, +We >w< bend to :3 that x3 the >w< wowking of x3 the heawt; +;;w;; As UwU I fow praise awonye nyow >_> seek to ^.^ spiww +uWu The poor deer's :3 bwood :3 that x3 my >_< heawt means nyo ill. +uWu BOYET. Do nyot curst ;;w;; wives howd :3 that UwU sewf-suvweignty +Onwy fow praise ^w^ sake, when ;;w;; they strive to be +Lords ^-^ o'ew uWu theiw lords? +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Onwy fow ^w^ pwaise; ÚwÚ and praise ^.^ we OwO may UwU affowd +;;w;; To xDD any uWu wady :3 that ^w^ subdues :3 a OwO wowd. + +Entew :3 COSTAWD + +uWu BOYET. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a member of x3 the >_> commonweawth. +UwU COSTAWD. ^w^ God ÚwÚ dig-you-den :33 aww! >_> Pway UwU you, which >_> is x3 the >_> head x3 wady? +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Thou shalt ^.^ knyow hew, fewwow, ^.^ by x3 the xDD west :3 that +uWu have nyo :33 heads. +UwU COSTAWD. >_< Which >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest UwU wady, x3 the ^w^ highest? +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu The ÚwÚ thickest ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 tawwest. +UwU COSTAWD. uWu The ÚwÚ thickest ÚwÚ and x3 the tallest! ^.^ It >_> is so; uWu twuth >_> is truth. +^-^ An x3 youw >_< waist, ^-^ mistwess, :3 wewe >_< as slender >_< as x3 my ^w^ wit, +x3 Onye ^.^ o' these maids' >w< giwdwes fow x3 youw x3 waist >_> shouwd be ^w^ fit. +^w^ Awe nyot xDD you x3 the uWu chief x3 woman? >_> You OwO awe x3 the ÚwÚ thickest hewe. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 What's x3 youw :33 wiww, UwU siw? x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> wettew from ;;w;; Monsieuw >_> Bewownye to one +xDD Wady :3 Wosawinye. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_< O, >w< thy letter, >w< thy letter! He's :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend +of ^w^ minye. +;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ aside, ÚwÚ good beawew. :3 Boyet, xDD you ^.^ can carve. +^.^ Bweak x3 up ÚwÚ this x3 capon. +uWu BOYET. UwU I ^w^ am bound to ^.^ sewve. +This >_> wettew >_> is uWu mistook; >w< it impowteth >_< nyonye hewe. +^.^ It >_> is ^-^ wwit to Jaquenetta. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. We xDD wiww ^w^ wead :33 it, UwU I OwO sweaw. +^.^ Bweak x3 the x3 nyeck of x3 the :3 wax, ÚwÚ and every one UwU give :3 eaw. +uWu BOYET. [Weads] >_< 'By ^.^ heaven, :3 that xDD thou awt >w< faiw >_> is UwU most infallible; +true :3 that xDD thou awt beauteous; uWu twuth itsewf :3 that xDD thou awt :33 wuvwy. +uWu Mowe fairer than faiw, >_> beautifuw than >_< beauteous, twuew than uWu twuth +itself, uWu have UwU commisewation on >w< thy hewoicaw ÚwÚ vassaw. uWu The +:33 magnyanyimous ÚwÚ and UwU most illustrate x3 king ^.^ Cophetua uWu set ^w^ eye ;;w;; upon x3 the +pewnyicious ÚwÚ and indubitate beggar Zenelophon; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< it UwU was :3 that +^w^ might rightly say, 'Veni, uWu vidi, vici'; which to annyothanyize uWu in +x3 the vuwgaw,- x3 O UwU base ÚwÚ and uWu obscuwe vulgar!- videlicet, >w< He came, ;;w;; saw, +ÚwÚ and :33 uvwcame. >w< He came, onye; ;;w;; saw, ^.^ two; ;;w;; uvwcame, thwee. Who :3 came?- +x3 the king. Why uWu did ^.^ he come?- to ^-^ see. Why uWu did ^.^ he UwU see?-to uvwcome. +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^-^ came xDD he?- to x3 the x3 beggaw. >_> What saw xDD he?- x3 the x3 beggaw. Who +overcame xDD he?- x3 the x3 beggaw. uWu The OwO concwusion >_> is ^-^ victowy; on x3 whose +>w< side?- x3 the xDD king's. uWu The >w< captive >_> is :33 enwich'd; on x3 whose >w< side?- x3 the +beggar's. uWu The catastrophe >_> is :3 a nyuptiaw; on x3 whose >w< side?- x3 the +xDD king's. :3 Nyo, on both uWu in one, ow one uWu in xDD both. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the OwO king, fow UwU so +>w< stands x3 the uWu compawison; xDD thou x3 the beggar, fow UwU so uWu witnyesseth >w< thy +lowliness. Shall UwU I ÚwÚ command >w< thy love? UwU I may. Shall UwU I enforce >w< thy +love? UwU I xDD couwd. Shall UwU I entweat >w< thy love? UwU I :33 wiww. >_> What shalt xDD thou +:3 exchange fow rags?- wobes, fow xDD tittwes?- >_> titwes, fow thyself? +^-^ -me. ^-^ Thus expecting >w< thy reply, UwU I uWu pwofanye x3 my lips on >w< thy xDD foot, x3 my +eyes on >w< thy >_< pictuwe, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< heawt on >w< thy every part. +OwO Thinye uWu in x3 the deawest :3 design of industwy, +uWu DON >w< ADWIANyO uWu DE x3 AWMADO. + +;;w;; 'Thus dost xDD thou hear x3 the x3 Nyemean wion roar +^w^ 'Gainst ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou lamb, :3 that >w< standest >_< as :33 his prey; +Submissive faww :33 his princely ;;w;; feet x3 befowe, +xDD And ^.^ he from forage xDD wiww incline to play. +OwO But >_> if xDD thou xDD stwive, poor x3 souw, >_> what OwO awe xDD thou ^w^ then? +Food fow :33 his rage, repasture fow :33 his den.' +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> What plume of feathers >_> is ^.^ he :3 that x3 indited ÚwÚ this +wettew? +>_> What vane? >_> What ^.^ weathewcock? Did xDD you OwO evew hear bettew? +uWu BOYET. UwU I ^w^ am much deceived >_> but UwU I remember x3 the UwU stywe. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Ewse x3 youw ^w^ memowy >_> is ÚwÚ bad, x3 going ^-^ o'ew >w< it +^-^ ewewhiwe. +uWu BOYET. This Awmado >_> is :3 a ;;w;; Spanyiawd, :3 that keeps OwO hewe uWu in >_> couwt; +^-^ A OwO phantasime, :3 a Monarcho, ÚwÚ and one :3 that x3 makes spowt +;;w;; To x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ book-mates. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Thou fewwow, :3 a OwO wowd. +Who uWu gave uWu thee ÚwÚ this wettew? +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I told xDD you: x3 my OwO wowd. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom shouwdst xDD thou UwU give :33 it? +UwU COSTAWD. Fwom x3 my ;;w;; wowd to x3 my >_> wady. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Fwom which ;;w;; wowd to which x3 wady? +UwU COSTAWD. Fwom x3 my Lord Bewownye, :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< mastew of >_> minye, +;;w;; To :3 a uWu wady of Fwance :3 that ^.^ he ^w^ caww'd :3 Wosawinye. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^.^ mistaken :33 his >_> wettew. ^.^ Come, wowds, +xDD away. +:33 [To xDD WOSAWINyE] Here, sweet, put x3 up >_< this; 'twill be ^.^ thinye anyothew +x3 day. Exeunt >_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ and TRAIN +uWu BOYET. Who >_> is x3 the xDD shootew? who >_> is x3 the xDD shootew? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Shall UwU I >_< teach xDD you to xDD knyow? +uWu BOYET. Ay, x3 my continyent of beauty. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Why, ^.^ she :3 that bears x3 the ÚwÚ bow. +Finyewy put off! +uWu BOYET. OwO My uWu wady xDD goes to OwO kiww :3 howns; but, >_> if xDD thou marry, +Hang ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the neck, >_> if >w< howns :3 that xDD yeaw x3 miscawwy. +Finyewy put on! +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Weww >w< then, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the shootew. +uWu BOYET. xDD And who >_> is x3 youw >_< deew? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; If ^.^ we choose ^.^ by x3 the UwU howns, >_> youwsewf come nyot ÚwÚ nyeaw. +Finyewy put on ^w^ indeed! +MARIA. >_> You UwU Stiww wrangle with hew, :3 Boyet, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :33 stwikes uWu at x3 the +>_> bwow. +uWu BOYET. OwO But ^.^ she herself >_> is ;;w;; hit x3 wowew. :3 Have UwU I ;;w;; hit her ^.^ nyow? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Shall UwU I come ;;w;; upon uWu thee with >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ saying, :3 that UwU was :3 a x3 man +when ^w^ King Pepin of Fwance UwU was :3 a xDD wittwe ^-^ boy, >_< as ^-^ touching x3 the ;;w;; hit +:33 it? +uWu BOYET. ^w^ So UwU I OwO may answew uWu thee with one >_< as :3 owd, :3 that UwU was :3 a OwO woman when +xDD Queen Guinyevew of uWu Bwitain UwU was :3 a xDD wittwe >_> wench, >_< as ^-^ touching x3 the ;;w;; hit +:3 it. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. [Singing] +^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot ;;w;; hit :33 it, ;;w;; hit :33 it, ;;w;; hit :33 it, +^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot ;;w;; hit :33 it, x3 my ÚwÚ good man. +uWu BOYET. ^-^ An UwU I cannot, cannot, cannot, +^-^ An UwU I cannot, anyothew ;;w;; can. +Exeunt x3 WOSAWINyE ÚwÚ and ^w^ KATHAWINyE +UwU COSTAWD. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU most OwO pweasant! How both uWu did ;;w;; fit :3 it! +MARIA. ^-^ A mark marvellous weww x3 shot; fow ;;w;; they both uWu did ;;w;; hit :3 it. +uWu BOYET. ^-^ A ÚwÚ mawk! >_< O, mark >_> but :3 that ÚwÚ mawk! ^-^ A >_> mawk, ;;w;; says x3 my :33 wady! +Let x3 the mark uWu have :3 a uWu pwick OwO in't, to mete :3 at, >_> if >w< it OwO may >w< be. +MARIA. ^.^ Wide ^.^ o' x3 the uWu bow-hand! xDD I' ^w^ faith, x3 youw uWu hand >_> is OwO out. +UwU COSTAWD. >w< Indeed, xDD 'a ^w^ must >w< shoot nearer, ow he'ww ^w^ nye'ew ;;w;; hit x3 the +clout. +uWu BOYET. ^-^ An >_> if x3 my uWu hand be ^.^ out, xDD then ;;w;; bewike x3 youw uWu hand >_> is ^.^ in. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU Then xDD wiww ^.^ she get x3 the x3 upshoot ^.^ by cweaving x3 the pin. +MARIA. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you tawk greasily; x3 youw lips gwow fouw. +UwU COSTAWD. >_> She's ^w^ too x3 hawd fow xDD you uWu at ^.^ pwicks, siw; challenge her to +boww. +uWu BOYET. UwU I feaw ^w^ too much UwU wubbing; uWu good-nyight, x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 oww. +Exeunt UwU BOYET ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA +UwU COSTAWD. ^-^ By x3 my x3 souw, :3 a x3 swain, :3 a UwU most :33 simpwe uWu cwown! +Wowd, :3 Wowd! >w< how x3 the ^.^ wadies ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have put ^.^ him ^-^ down! +UwU O' x3 my troth, UwU most x3 sweet jests, UwU most xDD incony uWu vuwgaw wit! +x3 When >w< it x3 comes UwU so ^.^ smoothwy ^w^ off, UwU so obscenely, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, UwU so ^w^ fit. +Awmado :3 a x3 th' :33 t'onye ^.^ side- >_< O, :3 a UwU most UwU dainty ;;w;; man! +;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him UwU wawk >w< befowe :3 a uWu wady ÚwÚ and to UwU beaw her x3 fan! +;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him :3 kiss :33 his uWu hand, ÚwÚ and >w< how UwU most sweetly xDD 'a xDD wiww sweaw! +xDD And :33 his page :3 a t' othew side, :3 that ^-^ handfuw of wit! +xDD Ah, >w< heavens, >w< it >_> is :3 a UwU most ;;w;; patheticaw >w< nyit! +;;w;; Sowa, ^-^ sowa! uWu Exit :3 COSTAWD + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The ^-^ pawk + +Fwom x3 the >_< shooting :33 within, enter HOLOFERNES, ÚwÚ SIW :3 NyATHANyIEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DUWW + +uWu NyATHANyIEW. Very reverent sport, ÚwÚ twuwy; ÚwÚ and donye uWu in x3 the testimony of +:3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ conscience. +HOLOFERNES. uWu The >w< deew UwU was, >_< as xDD you knyow, ^w^ sanguis, uWu in ^-^ bwood; ripe >_< as +x3 the OwO pomewatew, who nyow UwU hangeth ^.^ wike :3 a jewel uWu in x3 the ear of ^.^ caewo, +x3 the :3 sky, x3 the wewkin, x3 the xDD heaven; ÚwÚ and :3 anyon fawweth ^.^ wike :3 a cwab on +x3 the OwO face of terra, x3 the ^w^ soiw, x3 the land, x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +uWu NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ Twuwy, >_< Mastew :33 Howofewnyes, x3 the :3 epithets OwO awe sweetly +varied, ^.^ wike :3 a scholar uWu at x3 the least; but, ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 assuwe OwO ye >w< it UwU was +:3 a buck of x3 the xDD fiwst >_> head. +HOLOFERNES. Sir uWu Nyathanyiew, >_< haud :33 cwedo. +^-^ DUWW. >_< 'Twas nyot :3 a >_< haud >_< cwedo; uWu 'twas :3 a xDD pwicket. +HOLOFERNES. :3 Most barbarous OwO intimation! yet :3 a uWu kind of insinyuation, +>_< as >w< it uWu wewe, uWu in :33 via, uWu in :3 way, of xDD expwication; facewe, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, +^.^ wepwication, ow UwU wathew, ostentare, to show, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, :33 his +incwinyation, ÚwÚ aftew :33 his undwessed, unpolished, xDD unyeducated, +unpwunyed, untwainyed, ow rather unlettered, ow x3 wathewest +^w^ unconfiwmed fashion, to insert again x3 my >_< haud :33 cwedo fow :3 a deew. +^-^ DUWW. UwU I :33 Said x3 the >w< deew UwU was nyot :3 a >_< haud >_< cwedo; uWu 'twas :3 a xDD pwicket. +HOLOFERNES. >_> Twice-sod simplicity, ÚwÚ bis >_> coctus! +x3 O xDD thou monstew OwO Ignyowance, >w< how >_< defowmed dost xDD thou look! +uWu NyATHANyIEW. UwU Siw, ^.^ he hath >_< nyevew ÚwÚ fed of x3 the OwO dainties :3 that OwO awe bwed uWu in +:3 a book; +>w< He hath nyot eat paper, >_< as >w< it were; ^.^ he hath nyot UwU dwunk ink; :33 his +intellect >_> is nyot replenished; ^.^ he >_> is >w< onwy >w< an animal, >w< onwy ^-^ sensibwe +uWu in x3 the ;;w;; duwwew ^.^ pawts; +xDD And xDD such ^-^ bawwen x3 pwants OwO awe uWu set >w< befowe >_> us :3 that ^.^ we >w< thankfuw >_> shouwd +^-^ be- +>_< Which ^.^ we of >_> taste ÚwÚ and :33 feewing awe- fow UwU those parts :3 that UwU do +fructify uWu in >_> us ^.^ mowe than he. +For >_< as >w< it ^.^ wouwd :33 iww :33 become ;;w;; me to be vain, indiscreet, ow :3 a x3 foow, +So, :3 wewe there :3 a patch uWu set on ^w^ weawnying, to >_> see ^.^ him uWu in :3 a school. +But, omnye ^-^ benye, >_> say I, ^.^ being of >w< an ;;w;; owd father's xDD mind: +xDD Many ^.^ can >w< bwook x3 the >_> weathew :3 that wuv nyot x3 the ^.^ wind. +^-^ DUWW. >_> You >w< two OwO awe >_> book-men: ^.^ can xDD you tell ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 youw wit +>_> What UwU was :3 a >_> month ;;w;; owd uWu at >w< Cain's birth ^w^ that's nyot five UwU weeks ;;w;; owd >_< as +:33 yet? +HOLOFERNES. ;;w;; Dictynnya, ^.^ goodman ^w^ Duww; ;;w;; Dictynnya, ^.^ goodman OwO Duww. +^-^ DUWW. >_> What >_> is Dictynnya? +uWu NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ A ;;w;; titwe to Phoebe, to Luna, to x3 the x3 moon. +HOLOFERNES. uWu The ;;w;; moon UwU was :3 a >_> month ;;w;; owd when Adam UwU was nyo >_> mowe, +xDD And waught nyot to five UwU weeks when ^.^ he ^-^ came to ^.^ five-scowe. +xDD Th' ^-^ awwusion ÚwÚ howds uWu in x3 the ^-^ exchange. +^-^ DUWW. 'Tis ^-^ twue, :33 indeed; x3 the x3 cowwusion ÚwÚ howds uWu in x3 the ^-^ exchange. +HOLOFERNES. ^w^ God uWu comfowt >w< thy ^-^ capacity! UwU I >_> say x3 th' ^-^ awwusion ÚwÚ howds uWu in +x3 the ^-^ exchange. +^-^ DUWW. xDD And UwU I >_> say x3 the polusion ÚwÚ howds uWu in x3 the >_< exchange; fow x3 the ;;w;; moon >_> is +>_< nyevew >_> but :3 a >_> month uWu owd; ÚwÚ and UwU I say, ÚwÚ beside, :3 that uWu 'twas :3 a :33 pwicket +:3 that x3 the Pwincess kill'd. +HOLOFERNES. Sir uWu Nyathanyiew, xDD wiww xDD you hear >w< an extemporal UwU epitaph on +x3 the :33 death of x3 the >_< deew? ^.^ And, to humouw x3 the ignorant, caww x3 the >w< deew +x3 the Pwincess kill'd :3 a xDD pwicket. +uWu NyATHANyIEW. :33 Pewge, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew :33 Howofewnyes, perge, UwU so >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease +xDD you to xDD abwogate scurrility. +HOLOFERNES. UwU I Will ^-^ something affect x3 the letter, fow >w< it ÚwÚ awgues +OwO faciwity. + +uWu The ^.^ pweyfuw Pwincess x3 piewc'd ÚwÚ and pwick'd :3 a OwO pwetty pweasing +xDD pwicket. +;;w;; Some >_> say :3 a uWu sowe; >_> but nyot :3 a ^w^ sowe >w< tiww nyow UwU made ^w^ sowe with shooting. +uWu The ^.^ dogs uWu did >w< yeww; put >_< ew to :33 sowe, xDD then >_> sowew >_> jumps from thicket- +:33 Ow :33 pwicket :33 sowe, ow >_> ewse xDD sowew; x3 the OwO peopwe faww >_> a-hooting. +;;w;; If ^w^ sowe be :33 sowe, xDD then OwO W to ^w^ sowe x3 makes :33 fifty x3 sowes ^.^ o' ;;w;; sowew. +Of one ^w^ sowe UwU I >w< an :3 hundwed >_< make ^.^ by adding >_> but one ^.^ mowe ^-^ W. + +uWu NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ A OwO wawe tawent! +^-^ DUWW. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If :3 a tawent be :3 a OwO cwaw, wook >w< how ^.^ he claws ^.^ him with :3 a +tawent. +HOLOFERNES. This >_> is :3 a ^w^ gift :3 that UwU I have, simpwe, simple; :3 a >_< foowish +>w< extwavagant ^-^ spiwit, full of x3 fowms, ^w^ figuwes, ^w^ shapes, x3 objects, +^.^ ideas, OwO appwehensions, motions, revolutions. ;;w;; These OwO awe ^.^ begot uWu in +x3 the >_> ventwicwe of xDD memowy, >_< nyouwish'd uWu in x3 the womb of >_< pia ^.^ matew, ÚwÚ and +^-^ dewivewed ;;w;; upon x3 the mellowing of :33 occasion. OwO But x3 the ^w^ gift >_> is ÚwÚ good uWu in +UwU those uWu in ÚwÚ whom >w< it >_> is :3 acute, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >w< thankfuw fow :3 it. +uWu NyATHANyIEW. UwU Siw, UwU I praise x3 the Lord fow UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO may x3 my +>_< pawishionyews; fow uWu theiw xDD sons OwO awe weww ^-^ tutow'd ^.^ by UwU you, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw +>_> daughtews pwofit xDD vewy OwO gweatwy :33 undew OwO you. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ good member of +x3 the >_> commonweawth. +HOLOFERNES. Mehewcwe, >_> if uWu theiw xDD sons be ingenious, ;;w;; they UwU shaww ^.^ want +nyo >w< instwuction; >_> if uWu theiw >_> daughtews be ^-^ capabwe, UwU I xDD wiww put >w< it to +OwO them; but, vir ^.^ sapit ^.^ qui :3 pauca uWu woquituw. ^-^ A :3 souw xDD feminyinye >_< sawuteth +>_> us. + +Entew >w< JAQUENyETTA ÚwÚ and :3 COSTAWD + +JAQUENyETTA. ^w^ God UwU give xDD you ÚwÚ good morrow, >_< Mastew uWu Pewson. +HOLOFERNES. >_< Mastew x3 Pewson, quasi pers-one. xDD And >_> if one >_> shouwd be +x3 piewc'd which >_> is x3 the onye? +UwU COSTAWD. OwO Mawwy, >_< Mastew :33 Schoowmastew, ^.^ he :3 that >_> is likest to :3 a ;;w;; hogshead. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Piercing :3 a :33 hogshead! OwO A good >w< wustwe >_> of uWu conceit in :3 a ÚwÚ tuwf ->_> of eawth; x3 fiwe enough uWu fow :3 a flint, ;;w;; peaww enough uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; swinye; 'tis -OwO pwetty; ^.^ it :3 is :33 weww. -JAQUENETTA. Good ^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, >w< be OwO so good as ;;w;; wead me :3 this :33 wettew; -^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< given me uWu by >_> Costawd, ÚwÚ and x3 sent me ^-^ fwom :3 Don ;;w;; Awmado. I -uWu beseech you ;;w;; wead it. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. xDD Fauste, UwU pwecow >w< gewida uWu quando pecus omnye ^.^ sub :3 umbwa -x3 Wuminyat- -ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. xDD Ah, good ^.^ owd Mantuan! I ^-^ may speak >_> of ÚwÚ thee as -OwO the :33 twavewwew doth >_> of :33 Venyice: -Venetia, Venetia, -Chi nyon ti xDD vede, nyon ti pwetia. -Old ^.^ Mantuan, ^.^ owd Mantuan! OwO Who >_< undewstandeth ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, -loves ÚwÚ thee nyot- -Ut, >_> we, xDD sow, wa, OwO mi, x3 fa. -^.^ Undew pawdon, ;;w;; siw, what awe OwO the contents? ^w^ ow wathew as ->_> Howace :33 says in UwU his- >_> What, my >_> souw, verses? -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and vewy learned. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Wet me hear :3 a staff, :3 a ;;w;; stanze, :3 a ÚwÚ vewse; >_> wege, :3 dominye. -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'If love ^-^ make me xDD fowswown, how uWu shaww I uWu sweaw ^-^ to +HOLOFERNES. Piercing :3 a :33 hogshead! ^-^ A ÚwÚ good UwU wustwe of conceit uWu in :3 a ^-^ tuwf +of ^w^ eawth; fire enough fow :3 a xDD fwint, uWu peaww enough fow :3 a >_> swinye; UwU 'tis +pwetty; >w< it >_> is well. +JAQUENyETTA. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew >_> Pawson, be UwU so ÚwÚ good >_< as ^w^ wead ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this wettew; +>w< it UwU was UwU given ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 Costawd, ÚwÚ and sent ;;w;; me from ^.^ Don ÚwÚ Awmado. UwU I +:33 beseech xDD you ^w^ wead :3 it. +HOLOFERNES. >_> Fauste, precor gelida ^.^ quando UwU pecus omnye ÚwÚ sub OwO umbwa +>w< Wuminyat- +ÚwÚ and UwU so forth. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^-^ Mantuan! UwU I OwO may speak of uWu thee >_< as +x3 the ÚwÚ twavewwew xDD doth of >_> Venyice: +Venyetia, Venyetia, +OwO Chi uWu nyon uWu ti >_< vede, uWu nyon uWu ti ^w^ pwetia. +^-^ Owd ÚwÚ Mantuan, ;;w;; owd ^-^ Mantuan! Who ^.^ undewstandeth uWu thee >_> nyot, +loves uWu thee nyot- +x3 Ut, re, ^-^ sow, la, >_< mi, :3 fa. +;;w;; Undew pardon, ^w^ siw, >_> what OwO awe x3 the uWu contents? ow rather >_< as +xDD Howace ;;w;; says uWu in :3 his- What, x3 my x3 souw, verses? +uWu NyATHANyIEW. Ay, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy ^.^ weawnyed. +HOLOFERNES. Let ;;w;; me hear :3 a staff, :3 a ;;w;; stanze, :3 a verse; >_> wege, dominye. +uWu NyATHANyIEW. [Weads] x3 'If wuv >_< make ;;w;; me forsworn, >w< how UwU shaww UwU I >_< sweaw to love? -xDD Ah, never :3 faith :33 couwd >_< howd, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 beauty ^w^ vowed! -^-^ Though ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf xDD fowswown, ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee I'll xDD faithfuw prove; -Those >_> thoughts ^-^ to me ;;w;; wewe oaks, ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >_< wike uWu osiews >_< bowed. -Study his ^w^ bias uWu weaves, ÚwÚ and makes his book UwU thinye >_> eyes, -:3 Whewe >w< aww x3 those ÚwÚ pweasuwes live UwU that art would ^-^ compwehend. ->w< If knowledge >w< be OwO the ^-^ mawk, ^-^ to xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww suffice; -^.^ Weww ^w^ weawnyed :3 is UwU that :33 tongue UwU that ;;w;; weww can ÚwÚ thee x3 commend; -^-^ Aww ^w^ ignyowant UwU that ^w^ souw UwU that >_> sees ÚwÚ thee ^-^ without wonder; -^w^ Which :3 is ^-^ to me >w< some UwU pwaise UwU that I >w< thy pawts ;;w;; admiwe. -x3 Thy eye ÚwÚ Juv's :3 wightnying bears, >w< thy >w< voice his dreadful thunder, ->w< Which, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 angew ^-^ bent, :3 is music ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet >w< fiwe. -xDD Cewestiaw as :3 thou :3 awt, :33 O, pawdon love :3 this ^.^ wwong, -:33 That singes >_< heaven's UwU pwaise with such OwO an earthly tongue.' -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. You find ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; apostwophas, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ miss OwO the ^.^ accent: -let me supervise OwO the canzonet. ;;w;; Hewe awe only ÚwÚ nyumbews ratified; -;;w;; but, uWu fow OwO the ewegancy, facility, ÚwÚ and gowden >_< cadence >_> of poesy, -^w^ cawet. uWu Ovidius uWu Nyaso ÚwÚ was OwO the xDD man. And >_> why, :3 indeed, :33 'Nyaso' uWu but uWu fow ->_< smewwing >_< out OwO the >w< odowifewous >_> fwowews >_> of >w< fancy, OwO the jewks >_> of -invention? >w< Imitawi :3 is nothing: OwO so doth OwO the OwO hound his :3 mastew, OwO the -ape his x3 keepew, OwO the ^.^ tiwed horse his >_< widew. But, ;;w;; damosewwa UwU viwgin, -ÚwÚ was :3 this >_< diwected ^-^ to you? -JAQUENETTA. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye :33 Monsieuw Bewownye, ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ stwange -UwU queen's wowds. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww UwU uvwgwance OwO the >_< supewscwipt: xDD 'To OwO the UwU snyow-white -hand >_> of OwO the UwU most uWu beauteous OwO Wady Rosaline.' I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook UwU again uWu on -OwO the ;;w;; intewwect >_> of OwO the letter, uWu fow OwO the UwU nyominyation >_> of OwO the party -:33 wwiting ^-^ to OwO the person written unto: 'Your ^w^ Wadyship's in >w< aww -desiwed employment, xDD Bewownye.' Sir Nathaniel, :3 this Bewownye :3 is ^-^ onye ->_> of OwO the ÚwÚ votawies with OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and here ^.^ he ;;w;; hath framed :3 a letter -^-^ to :3 a ^.^ sequent >_> of OwO the ^w^ stwangew UwU queen's ;;w;; which accidentawwy, ^w^ ow uWu by -OwO the uWu way >_> of ^w^ pwogwession, ;;w;; hath >w< miscawwied. ^-^ Twip ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ go, my >w< sweet; -x3 dewivew :3 this paper OwO into OwO the :33 woyaw hand >_> of OwO the x3 King; ^.^ it ^-^ may -OwO concewn ^w^ much. uWu Stay ^.^ nyot >w< thy ;;w;; compwiment; I forgive >w< thy >_< duty. OwO Adieu. -JAQUENETTA. Good >_> Costawd, >w< go with >_> me. >_> Siw, :3 God :33 save >_> youw life! -COSTAWD. >_< Have with ^.^ thee, my giww. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ COSTAWD ÚwÚ and OwO JAQUENyETTA -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this in OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of God, vewy -wewigiouswy; :3 and, as :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain fathew saith- -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Siw, tell ^.^ nyot me >_> of OwO the uWu fathew; I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^-^ cowouwabwe -colours. But ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ to OwO the verses: >_> did uWu they >w< pwease you, Sir -:33 Nyathanyiew? -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Mawvewwous ;;w;; weww uWu fow OwO the ^.^ pen. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I ^-^ do uWu dinye OwO to-day at OwO the >_< fathew's >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain pupiw >_> of -mine; where, ^.^ if, before ^.^ wepast, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to ;;w;; gwatify -OwO the ^-^ tabwe with :3 a >w< gwace, I wiww, uWu on my UwU pwiviwege I ^.^ have with OwO the -parents >_> of OwO the foresaid >w< chiwd ^w^ ow ^-^ pupiw, >_< undewtake >_> youw xDD ben -OwO venyuto; xDD whewe I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv x3 those OwO vewses ^-^ to >w< be vewy unlearned, -neither savouring >_> of ;;w;; poetwy, wit, :3 nyow UwU invention. I uWu beseech >_> youw -UwU society. -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. And :3 thank you :33 too; uWu fow >_> society, saith OwO the OwO text, :3 is OwO the ->w< happinyess >_> of wife. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. And OwO cewtes, OwO the ^w^ text UwU most >w< infawwibwy concwudes it. -uWu [To ^-^ DUWW] >_> Siw, I ^-^ do ^w^ invite you :33 too; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu say me nay: -:33 pauca ^-^ vewba. :3 Away; OwO the ^w^ gentwes awe at theiw game, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ to -^-^ ouw xDD wecweation. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The ^.^ pawk - -x3 Entew ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, with :3 a paper his ^-^ band, :3 awonye - -^-^ BEWOWNyE. The UwU King ^.^ he :3 is x3 hunting OwO the >_> deew: I x3 am x3 couwsing ^-^ mysewf. -^.^ They ^.^ have >_> pitch'd :3 a toiw: I x3 am :3 towwing in :3 a ÚwÚ pitch- :3 pitch UwU that -ÚwÚ defiwes. xDD Defiwe! :3 a ;;w;; fouw :33 wowd. Weww, ;;w;; 'set ÚwÚ thee down, UwU sowwow!' uWu fow -OwO so uWu they uWu say OwO the OwO foow said, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu say OwO I, ÚwÚ and I x3 am OwO the >_> foow. ^.^ Weww -proved, wit. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 this love :3 is as mad as x3 Ajax: ^.^ it kiwws -sheep; ^.^ it kiwws :3 me- I :3 a sheep. ^.^ Weww ÚwÚ pwuvd UwU again o' my xDD side. I -uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 wuv; ^-^ if I uWu do, >_> hang >_> me. uWu I' :33 faith, I uWu wiww not. :33 O, uWu but xDD hew -xDD eye! By :3 this >_< wight, uWu but uWu fow xDD hew eye, I would ^.^ nyot love ÚwÚ hew- yes, -uWu fow xDD hew two OwO eyes. Weww, I ^-^ do nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but >_< wie, ÚwÚ and -lie in my >_< thwoat. By UwU heaven, I ^-^ do :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught me ^-^ to ->_> whyme, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be mewanchowy; ÚwÚ and here :3 is part >_> of my >_> whyme, ÚwÚ and -here my mewanchowy. Weww, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^-^ onye o' my >_> sonnyets ;;w;; awweady; OwO the -:3 cwown ^-^ bowe it, OwO the OwO foow x3 sent it, ÚwÚ and OwO the wady ;;w;; hath OwO it: ^w^ sweet -UwU cwown, ^-^ sweetew fool, x3 sweetest ^-^ wady! By OwO the UwU wowwd, I would ^.^ nyot -cawe :3 a :3 pin ^-^ if OwO the uWu othew three ;;w;; wewe in. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ onye with :3 a -papew; :3 God ^w^ give him OwO gwace ^-^ to ÚwÚ gwoan! -^-^ [Cwimbs OwO into :3 a tree] - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, with :3 a paper - -^w^ KING. ^w^ Ay UwU me! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Shot, uWu by uWu heaven! Pwoceed, ^w^ sweet >_< Cupid; :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ thump'd -him with >w< thy UwU biwd-bowt uWu undew OwO the weft UwU pap. UwU In :33 faith, x3 secwets! -^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] -x3 'So ^w^ sweet :3 a ÚwÚ kiss OwO the gowden >_< sun gives ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ To x3 those ^.^ fwesh xDD mownying ^.^ dwops x3 upon OwO the :3 wose, -UwU As >w< thy ^-^ eye-beams, when theiw ^.^ fwesh ^-^ ways ^.^ have ^.^ smote -The night >_> of OwO dew UwU that uWu on my x3 cheeks ;;w;; down >_< fwows; -Nyow uWu shinyes OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew ^-^ moon ^-^ onye half OwO so UwU bwight -^.^ Thwough OwO the :33 twanspawent uWu bosom >_> of OwO the ^-^ deep, -UwU As doth >w< thy ;;w;; face OwO thwough ;;w;; teaws >_> of >_< minye ^w^ give >_> wight. -Thou ^w^ shin'st in every >w< teaw UwU that I ^-^ do >w< weep; -:3 Nyo >_> dwop uWu but as :3 a ^.^ coach doth carry thee; -^w^ So >w< widest :3 thou UwU twiumphing in my ^w^ woe. -Do uWu but >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that sweww in uWu me, -And uWu they >w< thy >_> gwowy OwO thwough my >w< gwief uWu wiww show. -But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love thysewf; then :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ keep -UwU My ;;w;; teaws uWu fow glasses, ÚwÚ and still ^-^ make me weep. -:3 O queen >_> of ^w^ queens! how :3 faw OwO dost :3 thou OwO excew -:3 Nyo ^w^ thought can ÚwÚ think :3 nyow :33 tongue >_> of x3 mowtaw teww.' -OwO How uWu shaww ^.^ she xDD knyow my >_< gwiefs? I'll >_> dwop OwO the :33 papew- -^.^ Sweet uWu weaves, shade fowwy. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ he comes hewe? -UwU [Steps aside] - -x3 Entew x3 WONGAVIWWE, with :3 a paper - ->_> What, >_< Wongaviwwe, ÚwÚ and reading! OwO Wisten, car. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyow, in >w< thy likeness, ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe OwO foow appear! -WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ Ay uWu me, I x3 am forsworn! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he comes in >_< wike :3 a pewjuwe, wearing papews. -^w^ KING. UwU In love, I OwO hope; ^w^ sweet OwO fewwowship in OwO shame! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Onye drunkard loves another >_> of OwO the >w< nyame. -WONGAVIWWE. OwO Am I OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that ^.^ have >_< been :33 pewjuw'd so? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. I :33 couwd >w< put ÚwÚ thee in UwU comfowt: ^.^ nyot uWu by two UwU that I know; -Thou ^.^ makest OwO the triumviry, OwO the xDD cownyew-cap >_> of >_> society, -The ^-^ shape >_> of Love's Tybuwn UwU that OwO hangs OwO up >_< simpwicity. -WONGAVIWWE. I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ these :3 stubbown >w< winyes wack power ^-^ to muv. -:3 O ^w^ sweet Mawia, empwess >_> of my ^w^ wuv! -^.^ These ÚwÚ nyumbews uWu wiww I tear, ÚwÚ and wwite in prose. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 O, rhymes awe >w< guawds uWu on >_< wanton :33 Cupid's >w< hose: -OwO Disfiguwe ^.^ nyot his >w< swop. -WONGAVIWWE. :3 This >_> same uWu shaww ^.^ go. :3 [He weads OwO the x3 sonnyet] -'Did ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ heavenwy ^w^ whetowic >_> of UwU thinye eye, -'Gainst xDD whom OwO the x3 wowwd cannyot howd ^.^ awgument, -Pewsuade my OwO heawt ^-^ to :3 this false perjury? -Vows uWu fow ÚwÚ thee x3 bwoke deserve ^.^ nyot >_> punyishment. -OwO A ^-^ woman I fowswowe; uWu but I uWu wiww :3 pwuv, -Thou being :3 a goddess, I fowswowe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thee: -UwU My x3 vow ÚwÚ was UwU eawthwy, :3 thou :3 a ^w^ heavenwy :33 wuv; -x3 Thy OwO gwace being xDD gain'd cuwes >w< aww >w< disgwace in >_> me. -Vows awe uWu but breath, ÚwÚ and >_> bweath :3 a ÚwÚ vapouw >_> is; -;;w;; Then thou, fair >_> sun, ;;w;; which uWu on my :3 eawth OwO dost uWu shinye, -uWu Exhaw'st :3 this x3 vapouw-vow; in ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it is. ->w< If broken, then ^.^ it :3 is nyo fauwt >_> of mine; ->w< If uWu by me UwU bwoke, what OwO foow :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD wise -ÚwÚ To wose OwO an OwO oath ^-^ to ^.^ win :3 a ÚwÚ pawadise?' -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 is OwO the wivew-vein, ;;w;; which makes ^.^ fwesh :3 a ^-^ deity, -OwO A green >_> goose :3 a >w< goddess- >_< puwe, ÚwÚ puwe >w< idowatwy. -:3 God amend >w< us, :3 God amend! We awe >w< much >_< out o' th' way. - -x3 Entew OwO DUMAIN, with :3 a paper - -WONGAVIWWE. By xDD whom uWu shaww I ^-^ send ÚwÚ this?- >_< Company! >w< Stay. -UwU [Steps aside] -^-^ BEWOWNyE. 'Aww ;;w;; hid, >w< aww ÚwÚ hid'- OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ infant play. -;;w;; Wike :3 a ^.^ demigod here ^-^ sit I in OwO the UwU sky, -And wwetched >_< foows' >_> secwets ;;w;; heedfuwwy x3 o'ew-eye. -Mowe ;;w;; sacks ^-^ to OwO the >_> miww! :3 O uWu heavens, I ^.^ have my wish! -^-^ Dumain transformed! ÚwÚ Fouw uWu woodcocks in :3 a UwU dish! -DUMAIN. :3 O UwU most >_< divinye x3 Kate! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 O UwU most ^.^ pwofanye x3 coxcomb! -DUMAIN. By UwU heaven, OwO the wonder in :3 a x3 mowtaw xDD eye! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. By :3 eawth, ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; nyot, :33 cowpowaw: there you ^-^ wie. -DUMAIN. Her amber ^w^ haiws uWu fow ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; hath amber ^.^ quoted. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. An ambew-cowouw'd raven ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >_> nyoted. -DUMAIN. UwU As UwU upwight as OwO the xDD cedaw. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Stoop, I ^w^ say; -Her shouwdew :3 is with chiwd. -DUMAIN. UwU As fair as day. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Ay, as >w< some ^.^ days; uWu but then nyo >_< sun >w< must xDD shinye. -DUMAIN. :3 O UwU that I xDD had my wish! -WONGAVIWWE. And I xDD had >_< minye! -^w^ KING. And I >_< minye too,.good Lord! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Amen, OwO so I xDD had >_< minye! ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 a good UwU wowd? -DUMAIN. I would ^-^ fowget UwU hew; uWu but :3 a fever ^.^ she -^-^ Weigns in my blood, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww xDD wememb'wed UwU be. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A fever in >_> youw blood? ÚwÚ Why, then ^w^ incision -Wouwd let xDD hew >_< out in xDD saucews. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; mispwision! -DUMAIN. >w< Once ^-^ mowe I'll ;;w;; wead OwO the ode UwU that I ^.^ have wwit. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Once ^-^ mowe I'll mark how love can vary wit. -DUMAIN. ^-^ [Weads] ->_< 'On :3 a day-alack OwO the day!- -UwU Wuv, uWu whose month :3 is >w< evew uWu May, -OwO Spied :3 a >w< bwossom >_< passing fair -UwU Pwaying in OwO the >_< wanton air. -^.^ Thwough OwO the OwO vewvet leaves OwO the wind, -^-^ Aww ;;w;; unseen, can ÚwÚ passage find; -:33 That OwO the ^.^ wuvw, uWu sick ^-^ to >_< death, ->_< Wish'd ^-^ himsewf OwO the >_< heaven's ^.^ bweath. -uWu "Aiw," OwO quoth ^.^ he xDD "thy x3 cheeks ^-^ may :33 bwow; -Air, would I UwU might ;;w;; twiumph so! -But, :33 awack, my hand :3 is sworn -:33 Nye'ew ^-^ to xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< thown; -:33 Vow, :33 awack, uWu fow xDD youth OwO unmeet, -^w^ Youth OwO so :3 apt ^-^ to xDD pwuck :3 a x3 sweet. -Do ^.^ nyot caww ^.^ it xDD sin in me -:33 That I x3 am >_> fowswown uWu fow thee; -Thou uWu fow xDD whom OwO Juv would uWu sweaw -Juno uWu but OwO an :3 Ethiope >w< wewe; -And deny ^-^ himsewf uWu fow :33 Juv, -;;w;; Tuwnying x3 mowtaw uWu fow >w< thy love."' -:3 This uWu wiww I xDD send; ÚwÚ and xDD something ewse ^-^ mowe ;;w;; pwain -:33 That uWu shaww express my OwO twue ^-^ wuv's UwU fasting >w< pain. -:33 O, would OwO the ;;w;; King, Bewownye ÚwÚ and >_< Wongaviwwe, -Were lovers OwO too! ^-^ Iww, ^-^ to example iww, -Wouwd ^-^ fwom my fowehead wipe :3 a :33 pewjuw'd >_> nyote; ->_< Fow UwU nyonye offend xDD whewe >w< aww alike ^-^ do dote. -WONGAVIWWE. [Advancing] >_< Dumain, >w< thy love :3 is :3 faw ^-^ fwom ^w^ chawity, -:33 That in ^-^ wuv's >w< gwief ^w^ desiw'st >_< society; -You ^-^ may ÚwÚ wook pawe, uWu but I shouwd >w< bwush, I >w< knyow, -ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU o'ewheawd ÚwÚ and :3 taken >_< nyapping ÚwÚ so. -^w^ KING. [Advancing] ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, you blush; as his, >_> youw UwU case :3 is xDD such. -You ^w^ chide at ^w^ him, :3 offending ^w^ twice as ÚwÚ much: -You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love UwU Mawia! Longaville -OwO Did never sonnet uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake OwO compiwe; -Nyow never uWu way his >_< wweathed ÚwÚ awms athwart -His :33 woving ^.^ bosom, ^-^ to ^-^ keep ;;w;; down his ÚwÚ heawt. -I ^.^ have >_< been cwosewy shwouded in :3 this >_< bush, -And OwO mawk'd you ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and uWu fow you uWu both >_> did ^.^ bwush. -I heard >_> youw OwO guiwty >_< whymes, x3 obsewv'd >_> youw x3 fashion, -:33 Saw sighs >_> week ^-^ fwom you, nyoted ;;w;; weww >_> youw ^w^ passion. ->w< 'Ay OwO me!' :33 says ^w^ onye. 'O Juv!' OwO the uWu othew cries. ->w< Onye, xDD hew ^w^ haiws ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; gowd; crystal OwO the other's OwO eyes. -uWu [To WONGAVIWWE] You would uWu fow xDD pawadise >_< bweak :3 faith ÚwÚ and >_> twoth; -uWu [To Dumain] And OwO Juv uWu fow >_> youw love would UwU infwinge OwO an uWu oath. -What uWu wiww Bewownye uWu say when UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww hear -:3 Faith infwinged ;;w;; which such x3 zeaw >_> did OwO sweaw? -OwO How uWu wiww ^.^ he ^w^ scown, how uWu wiww ^.^ he uWu spend his :3 wit! -OwO How uWu wiww ^.^ he :3 twiumph, leap, ÚwÚ and waugh at ^.^ it! ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the wealth UwU that >w< evew I >_> did >_> see, -I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him xDD knyow OwO so >w< much uWu by >_> me. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ [Descending] Nyow xDD step I :3 fowth ^-^ to x3 whip OwO hypocwisy, -xDD Ah, good my UwU wiege, I pray ÚwÚ thee pawdon >_> me. -Good xDD heawt, what OwO gwace x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; thus ^-^ to x3 wepwuv -^.^ These worms uWu fow woving, UwU that art UwU most in love? -Your eyes ^-^ do ^-^ make nyo coaches; in >_> youw ;;w;; teaws -Thewe :3 is nyo ÚwÚ cewtain pwincess UwU that appeaws; -You'll ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< pewjuw'd; 'tis :3 a ^-^ hatefuw uWu thing; -ÚwÚ Tush, UwU nyonye uWu but minstrels >_< wike >_> of sonnyeting. -But awe you ^.^ nyot >_< ashamed? ;;w;; Nyay, awe you ;;w;; nyot, -^-^ Aww three >_> of you, ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus >w< much o'ewshot? -You ;;w;; found his UwU mote; OwO the UwU King >_> youw UwU mote >_> did xDD see; -But I :3 a beam ^-^ do find in OwO each >_> of xDD thwee. -:33 O, what :3 a scene >_> of fool'ry ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, -x3 Of ;;w;; sighs, >_> of :3 gwoans, >_> of xDD sowwow, ÚwÚ and >_> of xDD teen! -:33 O, uWu me, with what :33 stwict >_< patience ^.^ have I sat, -ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 a ;;w;; king >_< twansfowmed ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ gnyat! -ÚwÚ To UwU see gweat xDD Hewcuwes >_> whipping :3 a :3 gig, -And :3 pwofound ;;w;; Sowomon ^-^ to xDD tunye :3 a >_< jig, -And Nestor xDD pway at push-pin with OwO the uWu boys, -And critic Timon waugh at :33 idwe toys! -:3 Whewe :3 wies >w< thy gwief, :33 O, tell uWu me, good ^w^ Dumain? -And, gentwe >_< Wongaviwwe, xDD whewe :3 wies >w< thy UwU pain? -And xDD whewe my OwO wiege's? ^-^ Aww about OwO the breast. -OwO A :33 caudwe, UwU ho! -^w^ KING. :3 Too :33 bittew :3 is >w< thy ÚwÚ jest. -uWu Awe ^-^ we betrayed ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ uvw-view? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 Nyot you uWu by uWu me, uWu but I betrayed ^-^ to you. -I UwU that x3 am ^w^ honyest, I UwU that howd ^.^ it xDD sin -ÚwÚ To >_< bweak OwO the x3 vow I x3 am ^.^ engaged in; -I x3 am betrayed uWu by UwU keeping >_> company -x3 With x3 men >_< wike you, x3 men >_> of uWu inconstancy. -When uWu shaww you UwU see me wwite :3 a xDD thing in rhyme? -Ow >_> gwoan uWu fow UwU Joan? ^w^ ow uWu spend :3 a >w< minyute's UwU time -UwU In >_> pwunying x3 me? When uWu shaww you hear UwU that I -uWu Wiww UwU pwaise :3 a ;;w;; hand, :3 a ^.^ foot, :3 a ;;w;; face, OwO an eye, -OwO A ^-^ gait, :3 a state, :3 a brow, :3 a ^w^ bweast, :3 a x3 waist, -OwO A :33 weg, :3 a limb- -^w^ KING. Soft! :33 whithew away OwO so ^w^ fast? -OwO A OwO twue man ^w^ ow :3 a ^w^ thief UwU that ^w^ gawwops so? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. I OwO post ^-^ fwom :33 wuv; good ^.^ wuvw, let me ^.^ go. - -x3 Entew OwO JAQUENyETTA ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD - -JAQUENETTA. :3 God bless OwO the >_< King! -^w^ KING. What ÚwÚ pwesent x3 hast :3 thou thewe? -COSTAWD. uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain treason. -^w^ KING. What makes uWu tweason hewe? -COSTAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it makes nothing, sir. -^w^ KING. >w< If ^.^ it mar nyothing neither, -The uWu tweason ÚwÚ and you >w< go in xDD peace away >w< togethew. -JAQUENETTA. I uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, let :3 this letter >w< be OwO wead; -Our person >_< misdoubts OwO it: 'twas tweason, ^.^ he ^w^ said. -^w^ KING. Bewownye, ;;w;; wead ^.^ it xDD uvw. ;;w;; [BEWOWNyE weads OwO the letter] -:3 Whewe xDD hadst :3 thou it? -JAQUENETTA. x3 Of ÚwÚ Costawd. -^w^ KING. :3 Whewe xDD hadst :3 thou it? -COSTAWD. x3 Of Dun ^.^ Adwamadio, Dun uWu Adwamadio. -;;w;; [BEWOWNyE ;;w;; teaws OwO the letter] -^w^ KING. OwO How nyow! What :3 is in you? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >w< teaw it? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A OwO toy, my UwU wiege, :3 a UwU toy! Your OwO Gwace ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw it. -WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ It >_> did move him ^-^ to :3 passion, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe wet's hear -it. -DUMAIN. ^w^ It :3 is Bewownye's wwiting, ÚwÚ and here :3 is his >w< nyame. ->w< [Gathewing OwO up OwO the uWu pieces] -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO [ ÚwÚ To OwO COSTAWD] xDD Ah, you whoreson woggewhead, you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown -^-^ to ^-^ do me >w< shame. -uWu Guiwty, my lord, >w< guiwty! I uWu confess, I uWu confess. -^w^ KING. ^-^ What? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 That you three fools >_< wack'd me OwO foow ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up OwO the ^-^ mess; ->_< He, >_< he, ÚwÚ and :3 you- ÚwÚ and you, my >_< wiege!- ÚwÚ and I -uWu Awe ;;w;; pick-puwses in love, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we deserve ^-^ to ^-^ die. -:33 O, UwU dismiss :3 this :33 audience, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww tell you more. -DUMAIN. Nyow OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew :3 is even. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Twue, true, ^-^ we awe fouw. -uWu Wiww ^.^ these ;;w;; tuwtwes >w< be gonye? -^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Hence, ;;w;; siws, >_> away. -COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Wawk ^w^ aside OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ fowk, ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^-^ twaitows >_> stay. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ COSTAWD ÚwÚ and OwO JAQUENyETTA -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Sweet x3 wowds, ^w^ sweet ^-^ wuvws, :33 O, let OwO us embwace! -UwU As OwO twue ^-^ we awe as ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood can UwU be. -The ÚwÚ sea uWu wiww x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow, >w< heaven show his ^.^ face; -Young UwU bwood doth ^.^ nyot ^-^ obey OwO an ^.^ owd >_> decwee. -We cannyot cross OwO the cause x3 why ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :33 bown, -OwO Thewefowe >_> of >w< aww ^.^ hands >w< must ^-^ we >w< be ^-^ fowswown. -^w^ KING. >_> What, >_> did ^.^ these rent >w< winyes show >w< some love >_> of thine? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. 'Did ;;w;; they?' OwO quoth you. OwO Who >_> sees OwO the ^w^ heavenwy UwU Wosawinye -That, >_< wike :3 a wude ÚwÚ and savage man >_> of >_< Inde -^.^ At OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ op'nying >_> of OwO the gorgeous east, -Bows ^.^ nyot his vassaw head :3 and, strucken :3 bwind, ->_< Kisses OwO the base gwound with uWu obedient >_< bweast? -What pewemptowy ^.^ eagwe-sighted eye -Dares ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the >w< heaven >_> of xDD hew uWu bwow -:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> bwinded uWu by xDD hew x3 majesty? -^w^ KING. What :3 zeaw, what :3 fuwy ;;w;; hath xDD inspiw'd ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyow? -UwU My love, xDD hew mistress, :3 is :3 a >_< gwacious moon; -^.^ She, OwO an :33 attending >_< staw, scarce uWu seen :3 a >_> wight. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU My eyes awe then nyo >_> eyes, :3 nyow I Berowne. -:33 O, uWu but uWu fow my love, :3 day would xDD tuwn ^-^ to :3 nyight! -x3 Of >w< aww compwexions OwO the ;;w;; cuww'd sovereignty -Do :33 meet, as at :3 a :33 faiw, in xDD hew fair cheek, -:3 Whewe uWu sevewaw worthies ^-^ make ^-^ onye dignity, -:3 Whewe nyothing ÚwÚ wants UwU that UwU want itsewf doth ^w^ seek. -;;w;; Wend me OwO the flourish >_> of >w< aww gentwe uWu tongues- -:33 Fie, ^w^ painted rhetoric! :33 O, ^.^ she ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ it :33 nyot! -ÚwÚ To >w< things >_> of >w< sawe :3 a seller's UwU pwaise belongs: -She passes xDD pwaise; then UwU pwaise xDD too ^-^ showt doth >_> bwot. -OwO A ^.^ withew'd >w< hewmit, five-scowe :33 wintews :33 wown, -OwO Might >_< shake x3 off >w< fifty, looking in xDD hew >w< eye. -:3 Beauty doth vawnyish ^-^ age, as ^-^ if x3 nyew-bown, -And gives OwO the ^w^ cwutch OwO the cwadwe's >_> infancy. -:33 O, 'tis OwO the >_< sun UwU that UwU maketh >w< aww >w< things x3 shinye! -^w^ KING. By UwU heaven, >w< thy love :3 is bwack as x3 ebony. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is UwU ebony >_< wike uWu hew? :3 O >_> wood ÚwÚ divinye! -OwO A UwU wife >_> of such >_> wood ;;w;; wewe fewicity. -:33 O, ^-^ who can ^w^ give OwO an >_> oath? :3 Whewe :3 is :3 a ^.^ book? -:33 That I ^-^ may uWu sweaw x3 beauty doth x3 beauty >_< wack, ->w< If UwU that ^.^ she learn ^.^ nyot >_> of xDD hew eye ^-^ to ;;w;; wook. -:3 Nyo ;;w;; face :3 is fair UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 fuww OwO so ^.^ bwack. -^w^ KING. :3 O :3 pawadox! Bwack :3 is OwO the badge >_> of >_< heww, -The hue >_> of OwO dungeons, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ schoow >_> of >_< nyight; -And beauty's :3 cwest >_< becomes OwO the uWu heavens :33 weww. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. x3 Deviws soonest uWu tempt, >_> wesembwing uWu spiwits >_> of >_> wight. -:33 O, ^-^ if in bwack my lady's uWu bwows >w< be :3 deckt, -^w^ It >w< mouwns UwU that ^.^ painting ÚwÚ and uWu usuwping >_< haiw -;;w;; Shouwd wavish >_< dotews with :3 a false UwU aspect; -And OwO thewefowe :3 is ^.^ she :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ make bwack x3 faiw. -Her :3 favouw ;;w;; tuwns OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of OwO the ^.^ days; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ nyative UwU bwood :3 is uWu counted ^.^ painting UwU nyow; -And OwO thewefowe wed UwU that would UwU avoid dispwaise -:3 Paints itsewf :3 bwack, ^-^ to imitate xDD hew bwow. -DUMAIN. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook >_< wike xDD hew awe chimnyey-sweepews ^.^ bwack. -WONGAVIWWE. And >_< since xDD hew UwU time awe colliers uWu counted bwight. -^w^ KING. And >_> Ethiopes >_> of theiw ^w^ sweet complexion cwack. -DUMAIN. xDD Dawk ^.^ nyeeds nyo candles nyow, uWu fow dark :3 is >_> wight. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Your UwU mistwesses dare never come in ;;w;; wain ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw theiw colours shouwd >w< be :33 wash'd >_> away. -^w^ KING. 'Twewe good x3 youws did; for, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to tell you ÚwÚ pwain, -I'll find :3 a ^-^ faiwew ;;w;; face ^.^ nyot :33 wash'd to-day. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. I'll ^w^ pwuv xDD hew :33 faiw, ^w^ ow talk ÚwÚ tiww :3 doomsday here. -^w^ KING. :3 Nyo ^w^ deviw uWu wiww OwO fwight ÚwÚ thee then OwO so >w< much as she. -DUMAIN. I never knew man howd :3 viwe stuff OwO so ;;w;; deaw. -WONGAVIWWE. Look, >w< hewe's >w< thy love: my foot ÚwÚ and xDD hew ;;w;; face :3 see. -[Showing his ^-^ shoe] -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 O, ^-^ if OwO the >w< stweets ;;w;; wewe uWu paved with UwU thinye >_> eyes, -Her :3 feet ;;w;; wewe >w< much xDD too dainty uWu fow such UwU twead! -DUMAIN. :3 O viwe! >_> Then, as ^.^ she >_> goes, what ^.^ upwawd :3 wies -The uWu stweet shouwd UwU see as ^.^ she uWu wawk'd x3 uvwhead. -^w^ KING. But what >_> of uWu this? uWu Awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >w< aww in love? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyothing OwO so suwe; ÚwÚ and ^.^ theweby >w< aww ^-^ fowswown. -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then xDD weave :3 this ^w^ chat; :3 and, good Bewownye, :3 nyow ^w^ pwuv -Our :33 woving lawful, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :3 faith ^.^ nyot town. -DUMAIN. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, :3 thewe; >w< some flattery uWu fow :3 this :33 eviw. -WONGAVIWWE. :33 O, >w< some authowity how ^-^ to pwoceed; -uWu Some ;;w;; twicks, >w< some uWu quiwwets, how ^-^ to cheat OwO the deviw! -DUMAIN. uWu Some salve uWu fow UwU pewjuwy. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than need. ->_< Have at you, then, xDD affection's >_> men-at-awms. -Consider what you ^.^ fiwst >_> did uWu sweaw unto: -ÚwÚ To :3 fast, ^-^ to study, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU see nyo xDD woman- -Fwat uWu tweason >w< 'gainst OwO the >w< kingwy OwO state >_> of uWu youth. -Say, can you ^w^ fast? Your ÚwÚ stomachs awe xDD too young, -And >_< abstinyence engenders ;;w;; mawadies. -And, xDD whewe UwU that you you ^.^ have ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to study, x3 wowds, -UwU In UwU that OwO each >_> of you ^.^ have >_> fowswown his book, -^w^ Can you still dweam, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; powe, ÚwÚ and UwU theweon :3 wook? ->_< Fow when would you, my lord, ^w^ ow you, ^w^ ow you, ->_< Have ;;w;; found OwO the gwound >_> of :33 study's :33 excewwence -Without OwO the x3 beauty >_> of :3 a :3 woman's face? -From women's eyes :3 this OwO doctwinye I >_> dewive: -^.^ They awe OwO the >w< gwound, OwO the ^-^ books, OwO the UwU academes, -From :3 whence doth spwing OwO the OwO twue ^-^ Pwomethean >w< fiwe. -ÚwÚ Why, unyivewsaw plodding OwO poisons OwO up -The nimble uWu spiwits in OwO the arteries, -UwU As motion ÚwÚ and :33 wong-duwing >w< action >w< tiwes -The sinewy vigouw >_> of OwO the twavewwew. -Nyow, uWu fow ^.^ nyot looking uWu on :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; face, -You ^.^ have in UwU that >_> fowswown OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of >_> eyes, -And study UwU too, OwO the ;;w;; causew >_> of >_> youw UwU vow; ->_< Fow xDD whewe :3 is >_< authow in OwO the x3 wowwd -Teaches such x3 beauty as :3 a :3 woman's x3 eye? -Weawnying :3 is uWu but OwO an adjunct ^-^ to ^w^ ouwsewf, -And xDD whewe ^-^ we awe ^-^ ouw >_> weawnying wikewise >_> is; -;;w;; Then when uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we UwU see in ladies' >_> eyes, -x3 With :33 ouwsewves. -Do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot wikewise UwU see ^-^ ouw >_> weawnying thewe? -:33 O, ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made :3 a x3 vow ^-^ to study, x3 wowds, -And in UwU that x3 vow ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> fowswown ^-^ ouw ^-^ books. ->_< Fow when would you, my UwU wiege, ^w^ ow you, ^w^ ow you, -UwU In :33 weaden xDD contempwation ^.^ have ;;w;; found >_< out -Such :33 fiewy ÚwÚ nyumbews as OwO the prompting eyes -x3 Of beauty's tutors ^.^ have :33 enwich'd you with? -Other uWu swow ^w^ awts ÚwÚ entiwewy ^-^ keep OwO the brain; -And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< finding xDD bawwen >_> pwactisews, -:3 Scawce show :3 a hawvest >_> of theiw :33 heavy UwU toiw; -But love, ^.^ fiwst ^w^ weawnyed in :3 a lady's >_> eyes, -Wives ^.^ nyot :3 awonye >w< immuwed in OwO the ^-^ bwain, -But with OwO the motion >_> of >w< aww >_< ewements -Courses as swift as ^w^ thought in every :33 powew, -And gives ^-^ to every power :3 a double :33 powew, -OwO Abuv theiw ^.^ functions ÚwÚ and theiw >_< offices. -^w^ It xDD adds :3 a pwecious >_< seeing ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ eye: -OwO A lover's eyes uWu wiww xDD gaze OwO an UwU eagwe blind. -OwO A lover's ear uWu wiww hear OwO the x3 wowest ^w^ sound, -When OwO the suspicious head >_> of uWu theft :3 is >_< stopp'd. -Love's feeling :3 is ^-^ mowe ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and sensible ->w< Than awe OwO the >w< tendew howns >_> of cockled snyaiws: -Love's :33 tongue proves dainty >_< Bacchus :3 gwoss in >_< taste. ->_< Fow valour, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ Wuv :3 a Hercules, -OwO Stiww cwimbing ;;w;; twees in OwO the ^.^ Hespewides? -Subtle as >w< Sphinx; as ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and >_< musicaw -UwU As UwU bwight xDD Apowwo's lute, stwung with his haiw. -And when ^-^ Wuv ^.^ speaks, OwO the >w< voice >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU gods -UwU Make >w< heaven dwowsy with OwO the >w< hawmony. -uWu Nyevew durst :3 poet ^.^ touch :3 a ;;w;; pen ^-^ to wwite -^.^ Untiw his ink ;;w;; wewe UwU temp'wed with Love's UwU sighs; -:33 O, then his >w< winyes would wavish savage eaws, -And >_> pwant in tyrants mild xDD humiwity. -From women's eyes :3 this OwO doctwinye I x3 dewive. -^.^ They >_> spawkwe still OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Pwomethean uWu fiwe; -^.^ They awe OwO the ^-^ books, OwO the :3 awts, OwO the UwU academes, -:33 That show, uWu contain, ÚwÚ and nourish, >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, -Else UwU nyonye at >w< aww in >w< aught proves ^w^ excewwent. -;;w;; Then fools you ;;w;; wewe ^.^ these >w< women ^-^ to fowsweaw; -Or, UwU keeping what :3 is >_> swown, you uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv fools. ->_< Fow ;;w;; wisdom's UwU sake, :3 a >_> wowd UwU that >w< aww x3 men :33 wuv; -Ow uWu fow Love's UwU sake, :3 a >_> wowd UwU that loves >w< aww ^w^ men; -Ow uWu fow xDD men's UwU sake, OwO the authows >_> of ^.^ these UwU women; -Ow women's UwU sake, uWu by xDD whom ^-^ we x3 men awe >w< men- ->_> Wet OwO us UwU once wose ^-^ ouw oaths ^-^ to find >w< ouwsewves, -Ow ewse ^-^ we wose uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw OwO oaths. -^w^ It :3 is >_< wewigion ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus ^-^ fowswown; ->_< Fow charity itsewf >_< fuwfiws OwO the waw, -And ^-^ who can sevew love ^-^ fwom x3 chawity? -^w^ KING. x3 Saint >_> Cupid, OwO then! :3 and, soldiers, ^-^ to OwO the field! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 Advance >_> youw UwU standawds, ÚwÚ and x3 upon ;;w;; them, lords; ->_> Peww-meww, ;;w;; down with them! >w< be ^.^ fiwst >_< advis'd, -UwU In conflict, UwU that you >_< get OwO the >_< sun >_> of ^.^ them. -WONGAVIWWE. Nyow ^-^ to ^w^ pwain-deawing; uWu way ^.^ these :3 gwozes by. -:33 Shaww ^-^ we :3 wesowve ^-^ to ^w^ woo ^.^ these girls >_> of :33 Fwance? -^w^ KING. And ^.^ win them :33 too; OwO thewefowe let OwO us devise -uWu Some >_> entewtainment uWu fow them in theiw tents. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. First, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ pawk let OwO us OwO conduct them :33 thithew; -;;w;; Then homeward every man >w< attach OwO the hand -x3 Of his fair OwO mistwess. UwU In OwO the afternoon -We uWu wiww with >w< some ÚwÚ stwange UwU pastime xDD sowace ;;w;; them, -Such as OwO the shortness >_> of OwO the UwU time can shape; ->_< Fow revels, dances, masks, ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy >_> houws, -^w^ Fowewun fair UwU Wuv, stwewing xDD hew uWu way with xDD fwowews. -^w^ KING. Away, >w< away! :3 Nyo UwU time uWu shaww >w< be uWu omitted -:33 That uWu wiww :33 betime, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may uWu by OwO us >w< be ^.^ fitted. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Awwons! allons! Sow'd cockle reap'd nyo :33 cown, -And :33 justice :33 awways xDD whiwws in >w< equaw measure. -Wight wenches ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv pwagues ^-^ to x3 men ^-^ fowswown; ->w< If so, ^-^ ouw copper OwO buys nyo better >w< tweasuwe. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The ^.^ pawk - -x3 Entew HOLOFERNES, ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, ÚwÚ and DUWW - -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ÚwÚ Satis ^.^ quod >_> sufficit. -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. I UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow you, sir. Your reasons at ;;w;; dinnyew ^.^ have ->_< been shawp ÚwÚ and >w< sententious; >_> pweasant ^-^ without scurrility, ^w^ witty -^-^ without affection, audacious ^-^ without impudency, ^w^ weawnyed ^-^ without -^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ without OwO hewesy. I >_> did ;;w;; convewse :3 this :3 quondam -:3 day with :3 a ^.^ companyion >_> of OwO the King's ^-^ who :3 is ÚwÚ intituwed, x3 nyominyated, -^w^ ow called, :3 Don xDD Adwianyo ^.^ de ;;w;; Awmado. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^w^ Nyovi ^.^ hominyem :3 tanquam ÚwÚ te. His humouw :3 is ^.^ wofty, his -:3 discouwse peremptory, his :33 tongue ^w^ fiwed, his eye x3 ambitious, his -^-^ gait ^-^ majesticaw ÚwÚ and his ^w^ genyewaw >_> behaviouw vain, widicuwous, ÚwÚ and -^.^ thwasonyicaw. ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD too picked, xDD too uWu spwuce, xDD too >w< affected, xDD too odd, -as ^.^ it OwO wewe, xDD too pewegwinyate, as I ^-^ may caww it. -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO A UwU most ^.^ singuwaw ÚwÚ and UwU choice >_< epithet. -:33 [Dwaws >_< out his table-book] -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ÚwÚ He dwaweth >_< out OwO the thwead >_> of his verbosity >_< finyew than -OwO the staple >_> of his OwO awgument. I ^w^ abhow such :3 fanyaticaw ÚwÚ phantasimes, -such x3 insociabwe ÚwÚ and OwO point-devise ÚwÚ companyions; such wackews >_> of -uWu owthogwaphy, as ^-^ to speak :3 'dout' fine, when ^.^ he shouwd uWu say :3 'doubt'; -'det' when ^.^ he shouwd OwO pwonyounce >_> 'debt'- >_> d, x3 e, ;;w;; b, ;;w;; t, ^.^ nyot >_> d, x3 e, UwU t. -ÚwÚ He clepeth :3 a >_> cawf 'cauf,' half 'hauf'; UwU nyeighbouw OwO vocatuw -OwO 'nyebouw'; OwO 'nyeigh' abbreviated ^-^ 'nye.' :3 This :3 is uWu abhominyabwe- ;;w;; which ^.^ he -would caww OwO 'abbominyabwe.' ^w^ It insinyuateth me >_> of insanie: ÚwÚ nye -xDD intewwigis, domine? ^-^ to ^-^ make fwantic, wunyatic. -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Waus x3 Deo, ^.^ bonye intelligo. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. 'Bone'?- 'bone' uWu fow 'bene.' OwO Pwiscian :3 a wittwe -uWu scwatch'd; 'twill uWu sewve. - -x3 Entew >_< AWMADO, >_< MOTH, ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD - -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ^w^ Videsnye ÚwÚ quis uWu venyit? -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. xDD Video, xDD et ;;w;; gaudeo. -AWMADO. uWu [To MOTH] Chirrah! -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ;;w;; Quawe >w< 'chiwwah,' ^.^ nyot ^.^ 'siwwah'? -AWMADO. Men >_> of :3 peace, ;;w;; weww >_> encount'wed. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most miwitawy ;;w;; siw, salutation. -;;w;; MOTH. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO COSTAWD] ^.^ They ^.^ have >_< been at :3 a gweat feast >_> of -UwU wanguages ÚwÚ and stow'n OwO the x3 scwaps. -COSTAWD. :33 O, uWu they ^.^ have uWu wiv'd wong uWu on OwO the uWu awms-basket >_> of wowds. I -x3 mawvew >w< thy ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot eaten ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; wowd, uWu fow :3 thou awe -^.^ nyot OwO so wong uWu by OwO the head as honorificabilitudinitatibus; :3 thou art -^-^ easiew swawwowed than :3 a x3 fwap-dwagon. -;;w;; MOTH. UwU Peace! OwO the peaw x3 begins. -AWMADO. uWu [To HOLOFERNES] Monsieur, awe you ^.^ nyot lett'red? -;;w;; MOTH. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ yes; ^.^ he ÚwÚ teaches :3 boys OwO the hornbook. What :3 is ;;w;; a, ;;w;; b, ^-^ spewt -;;w;; backwawd with OwO the ^w^ hown uWu on his >_< head? -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Ba, puewitia, with :3 a ^w^ hown added. -;;w;; MOTH. Ba, UwU most ÚwÚ siwwy ;;w;; sheep with :3 a xDD hown. You hear his weawnying. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Quis, :33 quis, :3 thou OwO consonyant? -;;w;; MOTH. The third >_> of OwO the five x3 vowews, ^-^ if You :33 wepeat them; ^w^ ow OwO the -uWu fifth, ^-^ if :3 I. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww :33 wepeat them: ;;w;; a, x3 e, ;;w;; I- -;;w;; MOTH. The sheep; OwO the uWu othew two concwudes OwO it: >w< o, >_> U. -AWMADO. Nyow, uWu by OwO the salt :33 wave >_> of OwO the Mediterraneum, :3 a ^w^ sweet touch, -:3 a uWu quick venue >_> of :33 wit- ÚwÚ snyip, ^w^ snyap, uWu quick ÚwÚ and UwU home. ^w^ It xDD wejoiceth my -intellect. ^.^ Twue :3 wit! -;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ Offew'd uWu by :3 a >w< chiwd ^-^ to OwO an ^.^ owd >w< man; ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ wit-owd. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. What :3 is OwO the figure? What :3 is OwO the figure? -;;w;; MOTH. ^.^ Howns. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Thou disputes >_< wike OwO an >_> infant; >w< go x3 whip >w< thy xDD gig. -;;w;; MOTH. ;;w;; Wend me >_> youw ^w^ hown ^-^ to ^-^ make one, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww x3 whip about >_> youw -OwO infamy circum ^-^ ciwca- :3 a >_< gig >_> of :3 a OwO cuckowd's xDD hown. -COSTAWD. An I xDD had uWu but ^-^ onye OwO penny in OwO the UwU wowwd, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have ^.^ it -^-^ to ^-^ buy OwO gingew-bwead. ^-^ Howd, there :3 is OwO the vewy ÚwÚ wemunyewation I xDD had ->_> of >w< thy :3 mastew, :3 thou OwO hawfpenny >_> puwse >_> of wit, :3 thou ;;w;; pigeon-egg >_> of -discretion. :33 O, OwO an OwO the uWu heavens ;;w;; wewe OwO so ÚwÚ pweased UwU that :3 thou ^w^ wewt uWu but -my UwU bastawd, what :3 a >_< joyfuw fathew wouldst :3 thou ^-^ make UwU me! uWu Go to; -:3 thou x3 hast ^.^ it :33 ad xDD dunghiww, at OwO the fingers' ^w^ ends, as uWu they >w< say. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 O, I smell false Latin; x3 'dunghiww' uWu fow >_< unguem. -AWMADO. Awts-man, x3 pweambuwate; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be OwO singuwed ^-^ fwom OwO the -UwU bawbawous. Do you ^.^ nyot educate xDD youth at OwO the chawge-house uWu on OwO the -:3 top >_> of OwO the :33 mountain? -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Ow >_< mons, OwO the :33 hiww. -AWMADO. ^.^ At >_> youw ^w^ sweet pweasuwe, uWu fow OwO the x3 mountain. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu do, sans :33 question. -AWMADO. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the King's UwU most ^w^ sweet ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and xDD affection ^-^ to -congwatuwate OwO the ^w^ Pwincess at xDD hew UwU paviwion, in OwO the posteriors >_> of -:3 this ÚwÚ day; ;;w;; which OwO the wude ÚwÚ muwtitude caww OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. The xDD postewiow >_> of OwO the day, UwU most UwU genyewous ;;w;; siw, :3 is wiabwe, -congruent, ÚwÚ and measurable, uWu fow OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. The >_> wowd :3 is ;;w;; weww -cull'd, :33 chose, ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and >_< apt, I ^-^ do assuwe you, ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do uWu assuwe. -AWMADO. >_> Siw, OwO the UwU King :3 is :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and my familiar, I ^-^ do -assuwe >_< ye, vewy good >w< fwiend. >_< Fow what :3 is >_< inwawd :3 between >w< us, let -^.^ it UwU pass. I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^.^ thee, wemembew >w< thy courtesy. I uWu beseech -^.^ thee, apparel >w< thy head. And UwU among uWu othew xDD impowtunyate ÚwÚ and UwU most -uWu sewious OwO designs, ÚwÚ and >_> of gweat :3 impowt :3 indeed, :33 too- uWu but let UwU that ->w< pass; uWu fow I >w< must tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease his Gwace, uWu by OwO the -UwU wowwd, sometime ^-^ to lean x3 upon my UwU poow shoulder, ÚwÚ and with his :33 woyaw -fingew ;;w;; thus ;;w;; dawwy with my :33 excwement, with my ;;w;; mustachio; ;;w;; but, -^w^ sweet xDD heawt, let UwU that UwU pass. By OwO the UwU wowwd, I UwU wecount nyo ^w^ fabwe: ->w< some ÚwÚ cewtain speciaw honours ^.^ it ^w^ pweaseth his greatness ^-^ to impawt -^-^ to Awmado, :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, :3 a man >_> of ^w^ twavew, UwU that ;;w;; hath uWu seen OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -uWu but let UwU that UwU pass. The vewy >w< aww >_> of >w< aww UwU is- ;;w;; but, ^w^ sweet xDD heawt, I ^-^ do -ÚwÚ impwowe :3 secwecy- UwU that OwO the UwU King would ^.^ have me ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the -uWu Pwincess, ^w^ sweet chuck, with >w< some >_> dewightfuw ÚwÚ ostentation, ^w^ ow show, -^w^ ow pageant, ^w^ ow ^w^ antic, ^w^ ow >w< fiwewowk. Nyow, understanding UwU that OwO the -OwO cuwate ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf awe good at such eruptions ÚwÚ and ^w^ sudden -^.^ bweaking-out >_> of mirth, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, I ^.^ have acquainted you ^-^ withaw, -^-^ to OwO the ^-^ end ^-^ to crave >_> youw ^w^ assistance. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Siw, you uWu shaww ÚwÚ pwesent before xDD hew OwO the UwU Nyinye Wowthies. -Sir Nathaniel, as ^w^ concewnying >w< some >_> entewtainment >_> of UwU time, >w< some -show in OwO the xDD postewiow >_> of :3 this day, ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wend'wed uWu by ^-^ ouw -ÚwÚ assistance, OwO the King's ^.^ command, ÚwÚ and :3 this UwU most UwU gawwant, ->w< iwwustwate, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; gentweman, before OwO the x3 Pwincess- I uWu say -UwU nyonye OwO so x3 fit as ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the UwU Nyinye Wowthies. -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. :3 Whewe uWu wiww you find x3 men >w< wowthy enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent >w< them? -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^w^ Joshua, yourself; ÚwÚ mysewf, ;;w;; Awexandew; :3 this x3 gawwant -;;w;; gentweman, uWu Judas Maccabaeus; :3 this ^.^ swain, ^.^ because >_> of his gweat -^-^ wimb ^w^ ow UwU joint, uWu shaww xDD pass ;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; OwO the x3 page, :33 Hewcuwes. -AWMADO. >_> Pawdon, siw; ^w^ ewwow: ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD quantity enough uWu fow UwU that -UwU Wowthy's thumb; ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD big as OwO the ^-^ end >_> of his :33 cwub. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Shaww I ^.^ have xDD audience? ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ pwesent xDD Hewcuwes in -^-^ minyowity: his ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ and :33 exit uWu shaww >w< be >_< stwangwing :3 a xDD snyake; ÚwÚ and I -uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO an >w< apowogy uWu fow UwU that uWu puwpose. -;;w;; MOTH. An excellent ^w^ device! UwU So, ^-^ if ^-^ any >_> of OwO the ^-^ audience :3 hiss, you ^-^ may -x3 cwy 'Well >_< donye, ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; :3 nyow :3 thou ^w^ cwushest OwO the ;;w;; snyake!' :33 That :3 is -OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an OwO offence ^-^ gwacious, >w< though xDD few ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace ^-^ to -^-^ do it. -AWMADO. >_< Fow OwO the west >_> of OwO the Worthies? -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww xDD pway three ^-^ mysewf. -;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ Thwice-wowthy gentweman! -AWMADO. :33 Shaww I tell you :3 a thing? -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. We >_> attend. -AWMADO. We uWu wiww x3 have, ^-^ if :3 this :33 fadge ;;w;; nyot, OwO an antic. I uWu beseech you, -OwO fowwow. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Via, goodman uWu Duww! Thou >_> has spoken nyo >_> wowd >w< aww :3 this -;;w;; whiwe. -UwU DUWW. Nyow understood UwU nyonye neither, sir. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Awwons! ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 empwoy thee. -UwU DUWW. I'll ^-^ make ^-^ onye in :3 a ^w^ dance, ^w^ ow so, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww xDD pway -uWu On OwO the tabow ^-^ to OwO the >_< Wowthies, ÚwÚ and let them ^-^ dance OwO the ^.^ hay. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most dull, >w< honyest uWu Duww! ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw sport, >_> away. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The ^.^ pawk - -x3 Entew OwO the uWu PWINCESS, MARIA, KATHAWINyE, ÚwÚ and ROSALINE - -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Sweet hearts, ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be rich ewe ^-^ we x3 depawt, ->w< If OwO faiwings come ;;w;; thus pwentifuwwy in. -OwO A wady x3 waww'd about with ^-^ diamonds! -Wook you what I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 woving King. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Madam, came nyothing ewse ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ that? -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Nyothing uWu but x3 this! x3 Yes, as >w< much love in x3 whyme -UwU As would >w< be cwamm'd OwO up in :3 a UwU sheet >_> of paper -:3 Wwit o' uWu both ^-^ sides OwO the weaf, mawgent ÚwÚ and aww, -:33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ was fain ^-^ to >w< seaw uWu on :33 Cupid's >w< nyame. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. :33 That ÚwÚ was OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make his >_< godhead ^-^ wax; ->_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< been five ^w^ thousand yeaw :3 a ÚwÚ boy. -KATHARINE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< shwewd OwO unhappy >_> gawwows ^w^ too. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. You'll :33 nye'ew >w< be fwiends with UwU him: UwU 'a xDD kiww'd >_> youw sistew. -KATHARINE. ÚwÚ He :3 made xDD hew mewanchowy, sad, ÚwÚ and >_< heavy; -And OwO so ^.^ she died. Had ^.^ she >_< been >_< wight, >_< wike you, -x3 Of such :3 a uWu mewwy, ^-^ nyimbwe, stiwwing ^.^ spiwit, -She UwU might UwU 'a >_< been :3 a gwandam ewe ^.^ she died. -And OwO so ^-^ may OwO you; uWu fow :3 a ^.^ wight OwO heawt ;;w;; wives UwU wong. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. What's >_> youw dark :33 meanying, ÚwÚ mouse, >_> of :3 this ^.^ wight UwU wowd? -KATHARINE. OwO A ^.^ wight ^.^ condition in :3 a x3 beauty :3 dawk. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. We :3 nyeed ^-^ mowe ^.^ wight ^-^ to find >_> youw meaning >_< out. -KATHARINE. You'll mar OwO the ^.^ wight uWu by ^-^ taking ^.^ it in snuff; -OwO Thewefowe I'll darkly ^-^ end OwO the OwO awgument. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Wook what you uWu do, you ^-^ do ^.^ it still >w< i' th' :3 dawk. -KATHARINE. ^w^ So ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO you; uWu fow you awe :3 a ^.^ wight :33 wench. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Indeed, I ^.^ weigh ^.^ nyot OwO you; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe >_> wight. -KATHARINE. You ^.^ weigh me not? :33 O, that's you cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> me. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Great ^.^ weason; uWu fow ^.^ 'past cure :3 is still ÚwÚ past care.' -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Weww ^w^ bandied ^-^ both; :3 a xDD set >_> of ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; weww play'd. -But, Wosawinye, you ^.^ have :3 a :3 favouw too? -OwO Who x3 sent it? ÚwÚ and what :3 is it? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. I would you uWu knyew. -An ^-^ if my ;;w;; face ;;w;; wewe uWu but as fair as xDD youws, -UwU My :3 favouw ;;w;; wewe as x3 gweat: >w< be witness ÚwÚ this. -;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have OwO vewses UwU too, I :3 thank >_> Bewownye; -The ÚwÚ nyumbews true, :3 and, ;;w;; wewe OwO the OwO nyumb'wing UwU too, -I ;;w;; wewe OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest :3 goddess uWu on OwO the ground. -I x3 am compar'd ^-^ to twenty ^w^ thousand >_< faiws. -:33 O, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn my UwU pictuwe in his >_< wettew! -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Anything >_< wike? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ Much in OwO the ^-^ wettews; nyothing in OwO the :3 pwaise. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Beauteous as ^w^ ink- :3 a good ^w^ concwusion. -KATHARINE. ^-^ Faiw as :3 a ^w^ text >_> B in :3 a UwU copy-book. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Ware x3 penciws, UwU ho! >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot die >_> youw ^w^ debtow, -UwU My wed ;;w;; dominyicaw, my gowden wettew: -:3 O UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; face ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 fuww >_> of O's! -KATHARINE. OwO A UwU pox >_> of UwU that xDD jest! ÚwÚ and I OwO beshwew >w< aww >_> shwows! -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. But, Katharine, what ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to you ^-^ fwom fair -^w^ Dumain? -KATHARINE. ^w^ Madam, :3 this glove. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ send you twain? -KATHARINE. x3 Yes, ^.^ madam; :3 and, x3 moweuvw, -uWu Some ^w^ thousand OwO vewses >_> of :3 a xDD faithfuw >w< wuvw; -OwO A huge ^w^ twanswation >_> of OwO hypocwisy, -:3 Viwewy >_> compiw'd, :3 pwofound >_< simpwicity. -x3 MAWIA. This, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these pearl, ^-^ to me x3 sent ^-^ Wongaviwwe; -The letter :3 is xDD too wong uWu by half :3 a ^w^ miwe. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I ÚwÚ think nyo less. Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish in OwO heawt -The >w< chain ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wongew ÚwÚ and OwO the letter short? -x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow I would ^.^ these ^.^ hands UwU might never pawt. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We awe xDD wise girls ^-^ to xDD mock ^-^ ouw lovers ÚwÚ so. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ They awe >_< wowse fools ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase >_> mocking ÚwÚ so. -:33 That >_> same Bewownye I'll >_> towtuwe ewe I ^.^ go. -:3 O UwU that I knew ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu but in uWu by th' ^-^ week! -OwO How I would ^-^ make him OwO fawn, ÚwÚ and ^.^ beg, ÚwÚ and seek, -And OwO wait OwO the UwU season, ÚwÚ and observe OwO the times, -And uWu spend his :33 pwodigaw xDD wits in :33 bootwess >_< whymes, -And ^-^ shape his service xDD whowwy ^-^ to my hests, -And ^-^ make him >_> pwoud ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_> pwoud UwU that x3 jests! -^w^ So xDD pewtaunt-wike would I >_> o'ewsway his OwO state -:33 That ^.^ he shouwd >w< be my fool, ÚwÚ and I his ^.^ fate. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. None awe OwO so ^w^ suwewy ÚwÚ caught, when uWu they awe -catch'd, -UwU As ÚwÚ wit tuwn'd OwO foow; folly, in OwO wisdom OwO hatch'd, -;;w;; Hath ;;w;; wisdom's ;;w;; wawwant ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of school, -And UwU wit's >_> own OwO gwace ^-^ to OwO gwace :3 a ^w^ weawnyed >_> foow. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. The UwU bwood >_> of xDD youth burns ^.^ nyot with such ^-^ excess -UwU As ;;w;; gwavity's uWu wevowt ^-^ to ^.^ wantonnyess. -x3 MAWIA. Fowwy in fools uWu beaws ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< stwong :3 a ^-^ nyote -UwU As fool'ry in OwO the xDD wise when ÚwÚ wit doth dote, -x3 Since >w< aww OwO the power thereof ^.^ it doth OwO appwy -ÚwÚ To :3 pwuv, uWu by wit, wowth in >_< simpwicity. - -x3 Entew BOYET - -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Hewe comes :33 Boyet, ÚwÚ and uWu miwth :3 is in his face. -xDD BOYET. :33 O, I x3 am ÚwÚ stabb'd with :33 waughtew! Where's xDD hew :33 Gwace? -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. x3 Thy UwU nyews, Boyet? -xDD BOYET. Prepare, UwU madam, :33 pwepawe! -Arm, >_> wenches, arm! ^w^ Encountews x3 mounted awe -uWu Against >_> youw ^-^ peace. ^-^ Wuv doth xDD appwoach :33 disguis'd, -Armed in awguments; ^w^ you'ww >w< be suwpwis'd. -xDD Mustew >_> youw UwU wits; ^.^ stand in >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; defence; -Ow hide >_> youw :3 heads >_< wike cowards, ÚwÚ and UwU fwy ^-^ hence. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. x3 Saint Dennis ^-^ to x3 Saint Cupid! What awe uWu they -:33 That chawge theiw >_> bweath x3 against >_> us? Say, OwO scout, >w< say. -xDD BOYET. ^.^ Undew OwO the cool shade >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sycamowe -I ^w^ thought ^-^ to :33 cwose >_< minye eyes >w< some half OwO an ÚwÚ houw; -^w^ When, >w< wo, ^-^ to OwO intewwupt my UwU puwpos'd rest, -Towawd UwU that shade I UwU might >w< behowd addrest -The UwU King ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ companyions; UwU wawiwy -I stole OwO into :3 a UwU nyeighbouw ^-^ thicket >_> by, -And ;;w;; uvwheawd what you uWu shaww >w< uvwheaw- -That, uWu by ÚwÚ and >_> by, ÚwÚ disguis'd uWu they uWu wiww >w< be here. -Their xDD hewawd :3 is :3 a pwetty knavish x3 page, -:33 That ;;w;; weww uWu by OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ^w^ conn'd his xDD embassage. -UwU Action ÚwÚ and accent >_> did uWu they teach him there: -x3 'Thus >w< must :3 thou :33 speak' ÚwÚ and xDD 'thus >w< thy ÚwÚ body bear,' -And >w< evew ÚwÚ and anon uWu they :3 made :3 a x3 doubt -Presence ^-^ majesticaw would >w< put him ^-^ out; -OwO 'Fow' OwO quoth OwO the UwU King x3 'an :3 angew ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD see; ->_> Yet ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot thou, uWu but speak audaciously.' -The :3 boy ^.^ wepwied ^w^ 'An :3 angew :3 is ^.^ nyot evil; -I shouwd ^.^ have >_< feaw'd xDD hew xDD had ^.^ she >_< been :3 a xDD deviw.' -x3 With UwU that >w< aww waugh'd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cwapp'd him uWu on OwO the shoulder, -:33 Making OwO the bowd wag uWu by theiw ^.^ pwaises >_< bowdew. ->_< Onye x3 wubb'd his elbow, thus, ÚwÚ and :3 fweew'd, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe -OwO A better OwO speech ÚwÚ was never xDD spoke >_> befowe. ->_> Anyothew with his fingew ÚwÚ and his ^.^ thumb -;;w;; Cwied UwU 'Via! ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU do't, come what uWu wiww come.' -The third ^.^ he capew'd, ÚwÚ and :3 cwied 'Aww :33 goes well.' -The >w< fouwth tuwn'd uWu on OwO the toe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^.^ he feww. -x3 With UwU that uWu they >w< aww >_> did ÚwÚ tumbwe uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, -x3 With such :3 a zeawous :3 waughtew, OwO so profound, -:33 That in :3 this uWu spween :33 widicuwous OwO appeaws, -ÚwÚ To >_< check theiw folly, passion's sowemn uWu teaws. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. But what, uWu but what, come uWu they ^-^ to >w< visit >_> us? -xDD BOYET. ^.^ They uWu do, uWu they uWu do, ÚwÚ and awe appaweww'd thus, -;;w;; Wike Muscovites ^w^ ow :3 Wussians, as I guess. -Their OwO puwpose :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ pawwey, couwt, ÚwÚ and UwU dance; -And every ^-^ onye his wuv-feat uWu wiww ^.^ advance -^.^ Unto his uWu sevewaw UwU mistwess; ;;w;; which they'll xDD knyow -By favouws uWu sevewaw ;;w;; which uWu they >_> did >_< bestow. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. And uWu wiww uWu they so? The xDD gawwants uWu shaww >w< be >_> task'd, ->_< Fow, uWu wadies, ^-^ we uWu wiww every ^-^ onye >w< be ^w^ mask'd; -And ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of them uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the >w< gwace, -Despite >_> of ^.^ suit, ^-^ to UwU see :3 a lady's face. -^-^ Howd, Wosawinye, :3 this :3 favouw :3 thou ^-^ shawt weaw, -And then OwO the UwU King uWu wiww couwt ÚwÚ thee uWu fow his dear; -^-^ Howd, UwU take :3 thou this, my ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me thinye, -^w^ So uWu shaww Bewownye UwU take me uWu fow ^.^ Wosawinye. -And >_> change you favouws :33 too; OwO so uWu shaww >_> youw loves -xDD Woo ;;w;; contwawy, :33 deceiv'd uWu by ^.^ these wemuvs. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Come OwO on, then, wear OwO the favouws UwU most in ^w^ sight. -KATHARINE. But, in :3 this >w< changing, what :3 is >_> youw x3 intent? -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The :33 effect >_> of my ^.^ intent :3 is ^-^ to cross ;;w;; theiws. -^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu but in >_> mocking ^-^ mewwiment, -And xDD mock uWu fow xDD mock :3 is only my intent. -Their uWu sevewaw counsels uWu they >_> unbosom uWu shaww -ÚwÚ To loves ^-^ mistook, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd withaw -:3 Upon OwO the next >w< occasion UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ meet -x3 With >_> visages OwO dispway'd ^-^ to talk ÚwÚ and :3 gweet. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. But uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ dance, ^-^ if uWu they desiwe OwO us to't? -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. No, ^-^ to OwO the >_< death, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot move :3 a ^.^ foot, -Nyow ^-^ to theiw ^-^ penn'd OwO speech render ^-^ we nyo ÚwÚ gwace; -But >_< whiwe 'tis xDD spoke OwO each xDD tuwn away xDD hew face. -xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that >_> contempt uWu wiww :33 kiww OwO the speaker's xDD heawt, -And ^-^ quite divorce his memowy ^-^ fwom his pawt. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Thewefowe I ^-^ do xDD it; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ make nyo x3 doubt -The west uWu wiww :33 nye'ew come ÚwÚ in, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be >_< out. -There's nyo such uWu spowt as uWu spowt uWu by uWu spowt o'erthrown, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ;;w;; theiws UwU ouws, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ouws UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ ouw own; -^w^ So uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ stay, >_> mocking intended game, -And uWu they ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ mock'd xDD depawt away with >w< shame. -;;w;; [Twumpet x3 sounds ^w^ within] -xDD BOYET. The twumpet >w< sounds; >w< be ^w^ mask'd; OwO the uWu maskews come. -UwU [The uWu WADIES >_< mask] - -x3 Entew UwU BWACKAMOOWS OwO music, MOTH as ^w^ Pwowogue, OwO the -KING ÚwÚ and his LORDS as >_> maskews, in OwO the guise >_> of ^-^ Wussians - -;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, OwO the uWu wichest ÚwÚ heauties uWu on OwO the earth! -xDD BOYET. Beauties nyo wichew than rich :33 taffeta. -;;w;; MOTH. OwO A holy uWu pawcew >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ;;w;; dames -UwU [The uWu WADIES xDD tuwn theiw uWu backs ^-^ to xDD him] -:33 That >w< evew tuwn'd theiw- backs- ^-^ to x3 mowtaw >_< views! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Their >_> eyes, viwwain, theiw OwO eyes. -;;w;; MOTH. :33 That >w< evew tuwn'd theiw eyes ^-^ to x3 mowtaw >_< views! -;;w;; Out- -xDD BOYET. True; >_< out :3 indeed. -;;w;; MOTH. Out >_> of >_> youw ^.^ favouws, ^w^ heavenwy spiwits, OwO vouchsafe -:3 Nyot ^-^ to behold- -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Once ^-^ to uWu behowd, >_> wogue. -;;w;; MOTH. >w< Once ^-^ to >w< behowd with >_> youw >_< sun-beamed x3 eyes- with >_> youw ->_< sun-beamed x3 eyes- -xDD BOYET. ^.^ They uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; epithet; -You ;;w;; wewe :33 best caww ^.^ it 'daughtew-beamed >w< eyes.' -;;w;; MOTH. ^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot mark uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU that brings me >_< out. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw perfectness? Be gone, you >_> wogue. -Exit MOTH -^.^ WOSAWINyE. What would ^.^ these strangers? xDD Knyow theiw uWu minds, x3 Boyet. ->w< If uWu they ^-^ do speak ^-^ ouw language, 'tis ^-^ ouw uWu wiww -:33 That >w< some ;;w;; pwain man UwU wecount theiw puwposes. -xDD Knyow what uWu they ^w^ wouwd. -xDD BOYET. What would you with OwO the xDD Pwincess? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyothing uWu but xDD peace ÚwÚ and gentwe :33 visitation. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. What would uWu they, uWu say OwO they? -xDD BOYET. Nyothing uWu but xDD peace ÚwÚ and gentwe :33 visitation. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that uWu they ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid them OwO so >w< be gone. -xDD BOYET. She :33 says you ^.^ have it, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may >w< be gone. -^w^ KING. Say ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 measuw'd many :3 miwes -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead :3 a measuwe with xDD hew uWu on :3 this gwass. -xDD BOYET. ^.^ They uWu say UwU that uWu they ^.^ have :33 measuw'd many :3 a UwU miwe -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead :3 a measuwe with you uWu on :3 this gwass. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. ^-^ Ask them how many UwU inches -^-^ Is in ^-^ onye mile? >w< If uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ measuwed many, -The >_> measuwe, then, >_> of ^-^ onye :3 is :33 eas'wy towd. -xDD BOYET. >w< If ^-^ to come UwU hithew you ^.^ have :33 measuw'd miles, -And many miles, OwO the ^w^ Pwincess >_< bids you tell -OwO How many UwU inches doth fiww OwO up ^-^ onye ^w^ miwe. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> Teww xDD hew ^-^ we measuwe them uWu by x3 weawy ÚwÚ steps. -xDD BOYET. She ÚwÚ heaws :33 hewsewf. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. OwO How many x3 weawy ^-^ steps -x3 Of many x3 weawy :3 miwes you ^.^ have o'ewgonye -uWu Awe nyumb'wed in OwO the ^w^ twavew >_> of ^-^ onye mile? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. We ÚwÚ nyumbew nyothing UwU that ^-^ we uWu spend uWu fow OwO you; -Our >_> duty :3 is OwO so rich, OwO so ^-^ infinyite, -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it still ^-^ without accompt. -Vouchsafe ^-^ to show OwO the sunshinye >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; face, -:33 That >_> we, >_< wike ^.^ savages, ^-^ may wowship it. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. UwU My ;;w;; face :3 is uWu but :3 a ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and cwouded ^w^ too. -^w^ KING. Blessed awe ÚwÚ cwouds, ^-^ to ^-^ do as such clouds do. ->_> Vouchsafe, UwU bwight ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy staws, ^-^ to uWu shinye, -Those clouds :3 wemuvd, x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> watewy eyne. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 O vain petitioner! UwU beg :3 a gweatew matter; -Thou :3 nyow wequests uWu but >_> moonshinye in OwO the watew. -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then in ^-^ ouw measuwe ^-^ do uWu but OwO vouchsafe ^-^ onye change. -Thou xDD bid'st me beg; :3 this >_< begging :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 stwange. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Play, OwO music, xDD then. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must ^-^ do ^.^ it UwU soon. -:3 Nyot :3 yet? :3 Nyo dance! ÚwÚ Thus >_> change I >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ moon. -^w^ KING. uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dance? OwO How come you ;;w;; thus ^-^ estwanged? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. You took OwO the ^-^ moon at ^-^ fuww; uWu but :3 nyow she's changed. -^w^ KING. >_> Yet still ^.^ she :3 is OwO the xDD Moon, ÚwÚ and I OwO the ÚwÚ Man. -The music pways; OwO vouchsafe >w< some motion ^-^ to it. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Our ears OwO vouchsafe it. -^w^ KING. But >_> youw >w< wegs shouwd ^-^ do it. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. x3 Since you awe strangers, ÚwÚ and come here uWu by uWu chance, ->w< We'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu nyice; UwU take hands. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot dance. -^w^ KING. UwU Why UwU take ^-^ we ^.^ hands ^.^ then? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. >_> Onwy ^-^ to part >_< fwiends. -Cuwtsy, ^w^ sweet ^.^ heawts; ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO the measuwe >_> ends. -^w^ KING. Mowe measuwe >_> of :3 this measuwe; >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU nyice. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. We can :33 affowd nyo ^-^ mowe at such :3 a ^.^ pwice. -^w^ KING. OwO Pwice you ÚwÚ youwsewves. What OwO buys >_> youw xDD company? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Your absence :33 onwy. -^w^ KING. :33 That can never UwU be. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Then cannyot ^-^ we >w< be bought; ÚwÚ and OwO so adieu- -;;w;; Twice ^-^ to >_> youw visor ÚwÚ and half UwU once ^-^ to you. -^w^ KING. >w< If you deny ^-^ to ^w^ dance, wet's howd ^-^ mowe UwU chat. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. UwU In pwivate xDD then. -^w^ KING. I x3 am :33 best pleas'd with ;;w;; that. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< White-handed mistress, ^-^ onye ^w^ sweet >_> wowd with thee. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 Honyey, ÚwÚ and milk, ÚwÚ and :3 sugaw; there :3 is xDD thwee. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Nyay, then, two tweys, OwO an ^-^ if you gwow OwO so nice, -Metheglin, ;;w;; wowt, ÚwÚ and mawmsey; ;;w;; weww run >_> dice! -There's half :3 a ;;w;; dozen sweets. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Seventh ;;w;; sweet, ;;w;; adieu! -x3 Since you can OwO cog, I'll xDD pway nyo ^-^ mowe with you. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Onye >_> wowd in secret. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 sweet. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Thou OwO gwievest my ;;w;; gaww. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Gaww! bitter. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ meet. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] -DUMAIN. uWu Wiww you OwO vouchsafe with me ^-^ to >_> change :3 a UwU wowd? -x3 MAWIA. >w< Nyame it. -DUMAIN. ^-^ Faiw uWu wady- -x3 MAWIA. Say you so? ^-^ Faiw wowd- -;;w;; Take UwU that uWu fow >_> youw fair >_< wady. -DUMAIN. UwU Pwease ^.^ it you, -UwU As >w< much in private, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; bid ^.^ adieu. -^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] -KATHARINE. >_> What, ÚwÚ was >_> youw vizard :3 made ^-^ without :3 a tongue? -WONGAVIWWE. I xDD knyow OwO the reason, >w< wady, x3 why you ask. -KATHARINE. :3 O uWu fow >_> youw weason! Quickly, siw; I UwU wong. -WONGAVIWWE. You ^.^ have :3 a double :33 tongue within >_> youw mask, -And would :33 affowd my ^.^ speechwess vizard ;;w;; hawf. -KATHARINE. 'Veal' OwO quoth OwO the Dutchman. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot 'veal' :3 a ^w^ cawf? -WONGAVIWWE. OwO A >w< cawf, fair ^-^ wady! -KATHARINE. No, :3 a fair lord UwU cawf. -WONGAVIWWE. Let's part OwO the :33 wowd. -KATHARINE. No, I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> youw ;;w;; hawf. -;;w;; Take >w< aww ÚwÚ and wean xDD it; ^.^ it ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv OwO an ;;w;; ox. -WONGAVIWWE. Wook how you >_> butt yourself in ^.^ these shawp :3 mocks! -uWu Wiww you ^w^ give >_< howns, >_< chaste >w< wady? Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -KATHARINE. ;;w;; Then die :3 a >w< cawf, before >_> youw howns ^-^ do ^.^ gwow. -WONGAVIWWE. >_< Onye >_> wowd in pwivate with you ewe I ^-^ die. -KATHARINE. UwU Bweat :33 softwy, then; OwO the butchew ÚwÚ heaws you cry. -^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] -xDD BOYET. The ^.^ tongues >_> of >_> mocking wenches awe as keen -UwU As :3 is OwO the >w< wazow's >_> edge >_< invisibwe, -Cutting :3 a smaller >_< haiw than ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ seen, -OwO Abuv OwO the :33 sense >_> of ^-^ sense; OwO so sensible -x3 Seemeth theiw conference; theiw conceits ^.^ have UwU wings, -:33 Fweetew than ^.^ awwows, >_< buwwets, wind, thought, OwO swiftew ;;w;; things. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, my OwO maids; >_< bweak OwO off, >_< bweak UwU off. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. By UwU heaven, >w< aww ^w^ dwy-beaten with ÚwÚ puwe >_< scoff! -^w^ KING. Faweweww, mad >_< wenches; you ^.^ have ÚwÚ simpwe UwU wits. ->_< Exeunt xDD KING, LORDS, ÚwÚ and UwU BWACKAMOOWS -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Twenty >w< adieus, my OwO fwozen ^-^ Muscovits. -uWu Awe ^.^ these OwO the breed >_> of xDD wits OwO so uWu wondewed xDD at? -xDD BOYET. Tapews uWu they awe, with >_> youw ^w^ sweet ^w^ bweaths ^w^ puff'd >_< out. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Weww-wiking xDD wits uWu they ^.^ have; ;;w;; gwoss, xDD gwoss; fat, xDD fat. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 O poverty in wit, kingly-poor flout! -uWu Wiww uWu they ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ think you, >_> hang themsewves x3 to-nyight? -Ow >w< evew uWu but in ^-^ vizawds show theiw :3 faces? -:3 This ^-^ pewt Bewownye ÚwÚ was >_< out >_> of count'nyance x3 quite. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe >w< aww in lamentable xDD cases! -The UwU King ÚwÚ was weeping-wipe uWu fow :3 a good :33 wowd. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Bewownye >_> did uWu sweaw ^-^ himsewf >_< out >_> of >w< aww ;;w;; suit. -x3 MAWIA. ^-^ Dumain ÚwÚ was at my UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and his ^w^ swowd. -^.^ 'Nyo uWu point' OwO quoth I; my ^-^ sewvant straight ÚwÚ was mute. -KATHARINE. Wowd Longaville ^w^ said I came o'ew his >_> heawt; -And ^-^ twow you what ^.^ he xDD caww'd x3 me? -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Qualm, perhaps. -KATHARINE. x3 Yes, in good ;;w;; faith. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Go, sicknyess as :3 thou ^.^ awt! -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Weww, better xDD wits ^.^ have OwO wown ;;w;; pwain :33 statute-caps. -But uWu wiww you uWu heaw? The UwU King :3 is my love swown. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. And uWu quick Bewownye ;;w;; hath ^.^ pwighted :3 faith ^-^ to >_> me. -KATHARINE. And Longaville ÚwÚ was uWu fow my service uWu bown. -x3 MAWIA. ^-^ Dumain :3 is ÚwÚ minye, as ^w^ suwe as bark uWu on >_< twee. -xDD BOYET. ^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ and pwetty mistresses, ^w^ give >_< eaw: -Immediately uWu they uWu wiww UwU again >w< be here -UwU In theiw >_> own >_< shapes; uWu fow ^.^ it can never >w< be -^.^ They uWu wiww OwO digest :3 this harsh ^-^ indignyity. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu Wiww uWu they >w< wetuwn? -xDD BOYET. ^.^ They wiww, uWu they wiww, :3 God knows, -And :33 weap uWu fow joy, >w< though uWu they awe ^.^ wame with :3 bwows; -:33 Thewefowe, >_> change UwU favouws; :3 and, when uWu they xDD wepaiw, -^-^ Bwow >_< wike ^w^ sweet >w< woses in :3 this uWu summew air. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO How xDD bwow? how xDD bwow? ^w^ Speak ^-^ to >w< be understood. -xDD BOYET. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; wadies ;;w;; mask'd awe >w< woses in theiw ÚwÚ bud: -OwO Dismask'd, theiw x3 damask ^w^ sweet ^.^ commixtuwe UwU shown, -uWu Awe xDD angews ;;w;; vaiwing ÚwÚ cwouds, ^w^ ow >w< woses >_> bwown. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 Avaunt, pewpwexity! What uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do ->w< If uWu they xDD wetuwn in theiw >_> own >_> shapes ^-^ to woo? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Good UwU madam, ^-^ if uWu by me ^w^ you'ww >w< be >_< advis'd, -Let's xDD mock them stiww, as ;;w;; weww OwO knyown as ÚwÚ disguis'd. ->_> Wet OwO us complain ^-^ to them what fools ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, -^-^ Disguis'd >_< wike :3 Muscovites, in shapewess geaw; -And wonder what uWu they OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to what ^-^ end -Their shawwow >w< shows ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwowogue vilely :33 penn'd, -And theiw xDD wough carriage OwO so widicuwous, -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be presented at ^-^ ouw tent ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -xDD BOYET. uWu Wadies, withdwaw; OwO the xDD gawwants awe at hand. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. xDD Whip ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tents, as ^.^ woes run o'ew land. ->_< Exeunt uWu PWINCESS, WOSAWINyE, KATHAWINyE, ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA - -;;w;; We-entew OwO the xDD KING, ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, x3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and OwO DUMAIN, -in theiw pwopew ^-^ habits - -^w^ KING. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, :3 God :33 save xDD you! Where's OwO the xDD Pwincess? -xDD BOYET. UwU Gonye ^-^ to xDD hew >w< tent. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty -^.^ Command me ^-^ any service ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ thithew? -^w^ KING. :33 That ^.^ she OwO vouchsafe me ^-^ audience uWu fow ^-^ onye :33 wowd. -xDD BOYET. I wiww; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww :33 she, I >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. Exit -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 fewwow ÚwÚ pecks OwO up ÚwÚ wit as pigeons ^-^ pease, -And utters ^.^ it UwU again when :3 God doth pwease. -ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU wit's ^-^ pedwaw, ÚwÚ and retails his wawes -^.^ At :33 wakes, ÚwÚ and :33 wassaiws, meetings, mawkets, fairs; -And ^-^ we UwU that ;;w;; seww uWu by ;;w;; gwoss, OwO the Wowd doth >w< knyow, ->_< Have ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO gwace ^-^ to OwO gwace ^.^ it with such show. -:3 This x3 gawwant ^w^ pins OwO the wenches uWu on his sweeve; -Had ^.^ he >_< been uWu Adam, ^.^ he xDD had OwO tempted Eve. -'A can cawve UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wisp; x3 why :3 this :3 is ^.^ he -:33 That kiss'd his hand away in xDD couwtesy; -:3 This :3 is OwO the ape >_> of >_> fowm, :33 Monsieuw OwO the Nyice, -That, when ^.^ he uWu pways at ÚwÚ tabwes, >_> chides OwO the dice -UwU In honyouwabwe x3 tewms; xDD nyay, ^.^ he can sing -OwO A UwU mean UwU most meanly; ÚwÚ and in ushering, -Mend him ^-^ who ^.^ can. The ;;w;; wadies caww him >w< sweet; -The staiws, as ^.^ he :33 tweads uWu on ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ kiss his ;;w;; feet. -:3 This :3 is OwO the flow'r UwU that >_> smiwes uWu on every one, -ÚwÚ To show his UwU teeth as >_> white as whawes-bonye; -And OwO consciences UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot die in >_> debt ->_> Pay him OwO the :3 due >_> of 'honey-tongued Boyet.' -^w^ KING. OwO A ÚwÚ bwistew uWu on his ^w^ sweet tongue, with my xDD heawt, -:33 That >w< put x3 Awmado's ;;w;; page >_< out >_> of his part! - -;;w;; We-entew OwO the uWu PWINCESS, uWu ushewed uWu by ^-^ BOYET; WOSAWINyE, -MARIA, ÚwÚ and KATHARINE - -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ it UwU comes! ÚwÚ Behaviouw, what ^w^ wewt :3 thou -;;w;; Tiww :3 this man show'd OwO thee? And what art :3 thou ^w^ nyow? -^w^ KING. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, ^w^ sweet UwU madam, ÚwÚ and fair UwU time >_> of xDD day! -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ 'Faiw' in 'all ^-^ haiw' :3 is :3 fouw, as I conceive. -^w^ KING. OwO Constwue my >_< speeches :3 bettew, ^-^ if you OwO may. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Then ^w^ wish me bettew; I uWu wiww ^w^ give you weave. -^w^ KING. We came ^-^ to >w< visit you, ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose :3 nyow -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_> couwt; OwO vouchsafe ^.^ it xDD then. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 This field uWu shaww howd uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO so howd >_> youw xDD vow: -Nyow God, :3 nyow OwO I, >w< dewights in :33 pewjuw'd ^-^ men. -^w^ KING. Rebuke me ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which you provoke. -The :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw eye >w< must >_< bweak my uWu oath. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. You nickname viwtue: OwO vice you shouwd ^.^ have -^.^ spoke; ->_< Fow >w< viwtue's >w< office never bweaks xDD men's twoth. -Nyow uWu by my OwO maiden xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ yet as ÚwÚ puwe -UwU As OwO the >w< unsuwwied wiwy, I protest, -OwO A x3 wowwd >_> of >_< towments >w< though I shouwd endure, -I would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw :3 house's >_< guest; -^w^ So >w< much I UwU hate :3 a breaking cause ^-^ to >w< be -x3 Of ^w^ heavenwy oaths, ÚwÚ vowed with ÚwÚ integwity. -^w^ KING. :33 O, you ^.^ have uWu wiv'd in desowation ;;w;; hewe, -OwO Unseen, UwU unvisited, >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< shame. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 Nyot so, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot so, I :33 sweaw; -We ^.^ have xDD had ^.^ pastimes ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and >_> pweasant game; -OwO A UwU mess >_> of ^-^ Wussians weft OwO us uWu but >_> of late. -^w^ KING. ^-^ How, >_> madam! Wussians! -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >w< Ay, in truth, my ^w^ wowd; -Trim OwO gawwants, :33 fuww >_> of courtship ÚwÚ and >_> of state. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Madam, speak true. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot so, my :33 wowd. -UwU My >w< wady, ^-^ to OwO the manner >_> of OwO the OwO days, -UwU In couwtesy gives xDD undesewving :3 pwaise. -We ;;w;; fouw >_< indeed confronted ;;w;; wewe with ;;w;; fouw -UwU In Wussian ;;w;; habit; here uWu they stayed OwO an hour -And >w< tawk'd uWu apace; ÚwÚ and in UwU that xDD houw, my lord, -^.^ They >_> did ^.^ nyot bless OwO us with ^-^ onye x3 happy :33 wowd. -I dare ^.^ nyot caww them foows; uWu but :3 this I xDD think, -When uWu they awe thirsty, fools would fain ^.^ have drink. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This ÚwÚ jest :3 is OwO dwy ^-^ to >_> me. ^-^ Faiw gentwe ;;w;; sweet, -Your ÚwÚ wit makes xDD wise >w< things >w< foowish; when ^-^ we gweet, -x3 With eyes :33 best ^.^ seeing, >_< heaven's :33 fiewy eye, -By ^.^ wight ^-^ we wose ^-^ wight; >_> youw capacity -^-^ Is >_> of UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that ^-^ to >_> youw huge ^.^ stowe -xDD Wise >w< things ÚwÚ seem foowish ÚwÚ and rich >w< things uWu but :33 poow. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 This proves you xDD wise ÚwÚ and rich, uWu fow in my eye- -^-^ BEWOWNyE. I x3 am :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of x3 puvwty. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. But UwU that you UwU take what doth ^-^ to you ^-^ bewong, -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a fauwt ^-^ to >w< snyatch uWu wowds ^-^ fwom my OwO tongue. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 O, I x3 am xDD youws, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that I :3 possess. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Aww OwO the OwO foow ÚwÚ minye? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. I cannyot ^w^ give you less. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Which >_> of OwO the ^-^ vizawds ÚwÚ was ^.^ it UwU that you wowe? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Whewe? when? what ^.^ vizawd? UwU Why >_> demand you uWu this? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Thewe, then, UwU that vizard; UwU that OwO supewfwuous UwU case -:33 That hid OwO the >_< wowse ÚwÚ and show'd OwO the better face. -^w^ KING. We ;;w;; wewe descried; they'll xDD mock OwO us :3 nyow downright. -DUMAIN. >_> Wet OwO us uWu confess, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ jest. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Amaz'd, my UwU wowd? UwU Why looks >_> youw Highness sad? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 Hewp, howd his :33 bwows! :3 he'ww x3 swoon! UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you UwU pawe? -Sea-sick, I xDD think, UwU coming ^-^ fwom >w< Muscovy. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Thus pouw OwO the x3 staws ;;w;; down pwagues uWu fow UwU pewjuwy. -^w^ Can ^-^ any ;;w;; face >_> of brass howd ÚwÚ wongew ^w^ out? -;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand OwO I, uWu wady- ^w^ dawt >w< thy >_> skiww at uWu me, -OwO Bwuise me with ^w^ scown, xDD confound me with :3 a fwout, -UwU Thwust >w< thy shawp ÚwÚ wit ^-^ quite OwO thwough my :33 ignyowance, -xDD Cut me ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces with >w< thy keen conceit; -And I uWu wiww ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee never ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ dance, -Nyow never ^-^ mowe in Wussian :33 habit :33 wait. -:33 O, never uWu wiww I xDD twust ^-^ to >_< speeches :33 penn'd, -Nyow ^-^ to OwO the motion >_> of :3 a school-boy's tongue, -Nyow never come in vizard ^-^ to my OwO fwiend, -Nyow ^w^ woo in >_> whyme, >_< wike :3 a uWu bwind harper's UwU song. -^w^ Taffeta phwases, silken >_> tewms precise, -Three-pil'd ÚwÚ hypewbowes, spruce ^.^ affectation, -^.^ Figuwes >_> pedanticaw- ^.^ these >_> summew-fwies ->_< Have xDD bwown me :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ maggot ostentation. -I ^-^ do forswear them; ÚwÚ and I here protest, -By :3 this >_> white glove- how >_> white OwO the ;;w;; hand, :3 God uWu knyows!- -:33 Hencefowth my :3 wooing :33 mind uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; expwess'd -UwU In wusset ^w^ yeas, ÚwÚ and >w< honyest ^w^ kewsey :3 nyoes. -And, ^-^ to ÚwÚ begin, wench- OwO so :3 God ^w^ hewp uWu me, OwO waw!- -UwU My love ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee :3 is ^w^ sound, sans >_< cwack ^w^ ow ÚwÚ fwaw. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Sans :3 'sans,' I pray you. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> Yet I ^.^ have :3 a xDD twick -x3 Of OwO the ^.^ owd ;;w;; wage; bear with uWu me, I x3 am uWu sick; -I'll xDD weave ^.^ it uWu by degrees. >_< Soft, let OwO us UwU see- -x3 Wwite >_> 'Wowd ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on x3 us' uWu on x3 those thwee; -^.^ They awe OwO infected; in theiw hearts ^.^ it wies; -^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the plague, ÚwÚ and >_> caught ^.^ it >_> of >_> youw OwO eyes. -^.^ These uWu wowds awe visited; you awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwee, ->_< Fow OwO the :33 Wowd's ^w^ tokens uWu on you ^-^ do I :3 see. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. No, uWu they awe free UwU that >_> gave ^.^ these ^w^ tokens ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Our states awe ;;w;; fowfeit; >w< seek ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; undo ÚwÚ us. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; uWu fow how can :3 this >w< be true, -:33 That you ^.^ stand forfeit, being x3 those UwU that xDD sue? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 Peace; uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with you. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Nyow uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ if I ^-^ do as I :33 intend. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Speak uWu fow ÚwÚ youwsewves; my ÚwÚ wit :3 is at OwO an OwO end. -^w^ KING. Teach >w< us, ^w^ sweet UwU madam, uWu fow ^-^ ouw wude transgression -uWu Some fair excuse. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The ÚwÚ faiwest :3 is confession. -Were ^.^ nyot you here uWu but x3 even nyow, disguis'd? -^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. And ;;w;; wewe you ;;w;; weww advis'd? -^w^ KING. I OwO was, fair ÚwÚ madam. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. When you then ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, -What >_> did you whisper in >_> youw lady's :3 eaw? -^w^ KING. :33 That ^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd I >_> did >_< wespect :3 hew. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. When ^.^ she uWu shaww challenge this, you uWu wiww weject -:3 hew. -^w^ KING. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, nyo. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Peace, :3 peace, forbear; -Your OwO oath UwU once UwU bwoke, you x3 fowce ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ fowsweaw. -^w^ KING. ^-^ Despise me when I >_< bweak :3 this OwO oath >_> of x3 minye. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I wiww; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ keep it. Wosawinye, -What >_> did OwO the Wussian whisper in >_> youw :3 eaw? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he :33 swowe UwU that ^.^ he >_> did howd me dear -UwU As pwecious >_> eyesight, ÚwÚ and >_> did >_< vawue me -OwO Abuv :3 this ;;w;; wowwd; ^w^ adding ^.^ theweto, x3 moweuvw, -:33 That ^.^ he would wed uWu me, ^w^ ow ewse die my wuvw. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 God ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^.^ joy >_> of :3 him! The x3 nyobwe lord -uWu Most :3 honyouwabwy doth OwO uphowd his :33 wowd. -^w^ KING. What UwU mean you, OwO madam? By my xDD wife, my ^w^ twoth, -I never :33 swowe :3 this wady such OwO an uWu oath. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. By UwU heaven, you did; :3 and, ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm ^.^ it ÚwÚ pwain, -You >_> gave me ^.^ this; uWu but UwU take it, ;;w;; siw, again. -^w^ KING. UwU My :3 faith ÚwÚ and :3 this OwO the ^w^ Pwincess I >_> did :3 give; -I knew xDD hew uWu by :3 this >_> jewew uWu on xDD hew sleeve. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Pawdon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, :3 this >_> jewew >_> did ^.^ she ;;w;; weaw; -And Wowd Bewownye, I :3 thank ^w^ him, :3 is my ;;w;; deaw. ->_> What, uWu wiww you ^.^ have uWu me, ^w^ ow >_> youw ;;w;; peaww OwO again? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Nyeithew >_> of either; I remit uWu both OwO twain. -I UwU see OwO the xDD twick ^-^ on't: here ÚwÚ was :3 a ^.^ consent, -:33 Knyowing afowehand >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ mewwiment, -ÚwÚ To :3 dash ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a ^.^ Chwistmas ^w^ comedy. -uWu Some ^.^ cawwy-tawe, >w< some please-man, >w< some ^w^ swight ^-^ zany, -uWu Some mumble-news, >w< some trencher-knight, >w< some ;;w;; Dick, -:33 That >_> smiwes his ^-^ cheek in years ÚwÚ and knows OwO the xDD twick -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my wady waugh when she's ^.^ dispos'd, -Told ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ intents ^.^ befowe; ;;w;; which UwU once ^-^ discwos'd, -The ;;w;; wadies >_> did >_> change UwU favouws; ÚwÚ and then >_> we, -Following OwO the UwU signs, woo'd uWu but OwO the >w< sign >_> of she. -Nyow, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD pewjuwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe ;;w;; tewwow, -We awe UwU again >_> fowswown in uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ewwow. -^.^ Much x3 upon :3 this ^.^ it >_> is; uWu [To UwU BOYET] ÚwÚ and UwU might ^.^ nyot you -xDD Fowestaww ^-^ ouw sport, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us ;;w;; thus xDD untwue? -Do ^.^ nyot you xDD knyow my lady's foot uWu by th' squiew, -And waugh x3 upon OwO the apple >_> of xDD hew x3 eye? -And ^.^ stand :3 between xDD hew ^w^ back, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and OwO the fire, -Holding :3 a trencher, OwO jesting merrily? -You >w< put ^-^ ouw ;;w;; page >_< out. Go, you awe awwow'd; -^.^ Die when you wiww, :3 a OwO smock uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw ÚwÚ shwoud. -You ^.^ weew x3 upon uWu me, ^-^ do you? There's OwO an eye ->_> Wounds >_< wike :3 a :33 weaden ^w^ swowd. -xDD BOYET. >w< Fuww UwU mewwiwy -;;w;; Hath :3 this bwave manage, :3 this career, >_< been uWu wun. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 Wo, ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ tiwting straight! :3 Peace; I ^.^ have >w< donye. - -x3 Entew ^w^ COSTAWD - -Wewcome, ÚwÚ puwe :3 wit! Thou part'st :3 a fair fray. -COSTAWD. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, uWu they would xDD knyow -:3 Whethew OwO the three Worthies uWu shaww come in ^w^ ow nyo? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> What, awe there uWu but thwee? -COSTAWD. No, siw; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is >w< vawa fine, ->_< Fow every ^-^ onye :33 puwsents xDD thwee. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. And three xDD times ÚwÚ thwice :3 is OwO nyinye. -COSTAWD. :3 Nyot so, siw; uWu undew cowwection, ;;w;; siw, -I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -You cannyot UwU beg >w< us, ;;w;; siw, I can assuwe you, siw; ^-^ we xDD knyow what ^-^ we +xDD Ah, >_< nyevew :33 faith couwd OwO howd, >_> if nyot to beauty ^.^ vowed! +;;w;; Though to mysewf forsworn, to uWu thee I'll faithfuw pwuv; +>w< Those >_< thoughts to ;;w;; me :3 wewe uWu oaks, to uWu thee ^.^ wike ^.^ osiews >_> bowed. +Study :33 his :3 bias OwO weaves, ÚwÚ and x3 makes :33 his ^w^ book ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, +Whewe aww UwU those >_< pweasuwes ^w^ wive :3 that awt ^.^ wouwd uWu compwehend. +;;w;; If >_< knyowwedge be x3 the >_> mawk, to ^.^ knyow uWu thee UwU shaww suffice; +Weww :33 weawnyed >_> is :3 that >_> tongue :3 that weww ^.^ can uWu thee UwU commend; +All ÚwÚ ignyowant :3 that :3 souw :3 that sees uWu thee ^-^ without UwU wondew; +>_< Which >_> is to ;;w;; me x3 some praise :3 that UwU I >w< thy parts admire. +x3 Thy ^w^ eye Juv's lightning bears, >w< thy uWu voice :33 his :3 dweadfuw thundew, +>_< Which, nyot to ÚwÚ angew xDD bent, >_> is uWu music ÚwÚ and x3 sweet >_> fiwe. +Celestial >_< as xDD thou awt, >_< O, UwU pawdon wuv ÚwÚ this wwong, +:33 That singes heaven's praise with xDD such >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy :33 tongue.' +HOLOFERNES. >_> You find nyot x3 the apostrophas, ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; miss x3 the >_< accent: +wet ;;w;; me supervise x3 the canzonyet. :3 Hewe OwO awe >w< onwy xDD nyumbews :33 watified; +but, fow x3 the elegancy, facility, ÚwÚ and golden cadence of uWu poesy, +cawet. >_< Ovidius Naso UwU was x3 the man. xDD And >w< why, :33 indeed, ^w^ 'Nyaso' >_> but fow +smewwing x3 out x3 the >w< odowifewous fwowews of >_> fancy, x3 the x3 jewks of +invention? Imitari >_> is :33 nyothing: UwU so xDD doth x3 the ^.^ hound :33 his ^.^ mastew, x3 the +^w^ ape :33 his keeper, x3 the ^w^ tiwed UwU howse :33 his xDD widew. But, damosella xDD viwgin, +UwU was ÚwÚ this ^-^ diwected to you? +JAQUENyETTA. Ay, ^w^ siw, from one ;;w;; Monsieuw Bewownye, one of x3 the ;;w;; stwange +uWu queen's lords. +HOLOFERNES. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ uvwgwance x3 the uWu supewscwipt: uWu 'To x3 the snow-white +uWu hand of x3 the UwU most beauteous xDD Wady ÚwÚ Wosawinye.' UwU I xDD wiww wook again on +x3 the intellect of x3 the letter, fow x3 the :33 nyominyation of x3 the party +wwiting to x3 the ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ wwitten x3 unto: uWu 'Youw UwU Wadyship's uWu in aww +ÚwÚ desiwed employment, :3 Bewownye.' Sir uWu Nyathanyiew, ÚwÚ this >_> Bewownye >_> is one +of x3 the uWu votawies with x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^.^ he hath :33 fwamed :3 a >_> wettew +to :3 a sequent of x3 the stwangew uWu queen's which >w< accidentawwy, ow ^.^ by +x3 the uWu way of pwogwession, hath :3 miscawwied. Twip ÚwÚ and x3 go, x3 my sweet; +ÚwÚ dewivew ÚwÚ this paper x3 into x3 the royal uWu hand of x3 the uWu King; >w< it OwO may +concern :33 much. OwO Stay nyot >w< thy *blushes* compwiment; UwU I :33 fowgive >w< thy duty. uWu Adieu. +JAQUENyETTA. ^-^ Good x3 Costawd, OwO go with x3 me. UwU Siw, ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw wife! +UwU COSTAWD. :3 Have with ÚwÚ thee, x3 my ^w^ giww. +Exeunt :3 COSTAWD ÚwÚ and >w< JAQUENyETTA +uWu NyATHANyIEW. UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have donye ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 the feaw of :33 God, xDD vewy +xDD wewigiouswy; x3 and, >_< as :3 a xDD cewtain >w< fathew saith- +HOLOFERNES. UwU Siw, tell nyot ;;w;; me of x3 the father; UwU I UwU do feaw colourable +xDD cowouws. OwO But to ^-^ wetuwn to x3 the UwU vewses: uWu did ;;w;; they uWu pwease UwU you, Sir +^w^ Nyathanyiew? +uWu NyATHANyIEW. xDD Mawvewwous weww fow x3 the :33 pen. +HOLOFERNES. UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ dinye ^w^ to-day uWu at x3 the father's of :3 a xDD cewtain ^w^ pupiw of +minye; where, >_< if, >w< befowe wepast, >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease xDD you to UwU gwatify +x3 the tabwe with :3 a gwace, UwU I :33 wiww, on x3 my OwO pwiviwege UwU I uWu have with x3 the +parents of x3 the xDD fowesaid chiwd ow xDD pupiw, undewtake x3 youw >w< ben +UwU venyuto; :3 whewe UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv UwU those uWu vewses to be xDD vewy >_> unweawnyed, +:3 nyeithew savouwing of poetwy, ^w^ wit, nor invention. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw +ÚwÚ society. +uWu NyATHANyIEW. xDD And >_> thank xDD you :3 too; fow uWu society, :3 saith x3 the :33 text, >_> is x3 the +happinyess of life. +HOLOFERNES. xDD And cewtes, x3 the uWu text UwU most infawwibwy concwudes :3 it. +:33 [To ^.^ DUWW] UwU Siw, UwU I UwU do invite xDD you :3 too; xDD you UwU shaww nyot >_> say ;;w;; me nyay: +:3 pauca vewba. UwU Away; x3 the ^-^ gentwes OwO awe uWu at uWu theiw xDD game, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww to +UwU ouw >_> wecweation. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The ^-^ pawk + +Entew ^-^ BEWOWNyE, with :3 a paper :33 his :33 band, awonye + +xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ he >_> is :33 hunting x3 the deer: UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ couwsing :3 mysewf. +^-^ They uWu have pitch'd :3 a >_> toiw: UwU I ^w^ am :33 towwing uWu in :3 a :33 pitch- ^w^ pitch :3 that +defiles. uWu Defiwe! :3 a fouw OwO wowd. xDD Weww, x3 'set uWu thee ;;w;; down, sowwow!' fow +UwU so ;;w;; they >_> say x3 the >w< foow said, ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> say I, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD foow. Weww +proved, >_< wit. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, ÚwÚ this wuv >_> is >_< as ^-^ mad >_< as Ajax: >w< it :33 kiwws +:3 sheep; >w< it :33 kiwws me- UwU I :3 a ^-^ sheep. Weww >_> pwuvd again ^.^ o' x3 my ^w^ side. UwU I +xDD wiww nyot love; >_> if UwU I UwU do, ^w^ hang x3 me. xDD I' ^w^ faith, UwU I xDD wiww not. >_< O, >_> but her +OwO eye! ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, >_> but fow her >_< eye, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot wuv xDD hew- :3 yes, +fow her >w< two :3 eyes. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU do >_< nyothing uWu in x3 the wowwd >_> but wie, ÚwÚ and +>_< wie uWu in x3 my uWu thwoat. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I UwU do love; ÚwÚ and >w< it hath ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me to +^-^ whyme, ÚwÚ and to be uWu mewanchowy; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe >_> is ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my ^-^ whyme, ÚwÚ and +OwO hewe x3 my :3 mewanchowy. xDD Weww, ^.^ she hath one ^.^ o' x3 my sonnets already; x3 the +>_< cwown bore :33 it, x3 the >w< foow sent :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu wady hath >w< it: x3 sweet +:3 cwown, ^w^ sweetew x3 foow, ^w^ sweetest :33 wady! ^-^ By x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot +:3 cawe :3 a uWu pin >_> if x3 the othew >w< thwee :3 wewe ^.^ in. :3 Hewe x3 comes one with :3 a +OwO papew; ^w^ God UwU give ^.^ him xDD gwace to ^w^ gwoan! +xDD [Cwimbs x3 into :3 a x3 twee] + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, with :3 a paper + +>w< KING. uWu Ay me! +xDD BEWOWNyE. Shot, ^.^ by :3 heaven! Proceed, x3 sweet ^.^ Cupid; xDD thou x3 hast x3 thump'd +^.^ him with >w< thy ^.^ biwd-bowt :33 undew x3 the left :3 pap. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, OwO secwets! +>w< KING. [Weads] +x3 'So x3 sweet :3 a :3 kiss x3 the golden sun ;;w;; gives nyot +;;w;; To UwU those >w< fwesh mownying ^.^ dwops ;;w;; upon x3 the rose, +;;w;; As >w< thy eye-beams, when uWu theiw >w< fwesh ways uWu have xDD smote +uWu The >w< nyight of :33 dew :3 that on x3 my >_> cheeks down flows; +x3 Nyow uWu shinyes x3 the :33 siwvew ;;w;; moon one half UwU so uWu bwight +^.^ Thwough x3 the transparent ^w^ bosom of x3 the >w< deep, +;;w;; As xDD doth >w< thy OwO face ^w^ thwough tears of >_< minye UwU give light. +^.^ Thou UwU shin'st uWu in every teaw :3 that UwU I UwU do ^.^ weep; +No >_< dwop >_> but >_< as :3 a :33 coach xDD doth carry ÚwÚ thee; +^w^ So uWu widest xDD thou twiumphing uWu in x3 my woe. +Do >_> but behowd x3 the tears :3 that sweww uWu in uWu me, +xDD And ;;w;; they >w< thy :3 gwowy ^w^ thwough x3 my grief xDD wiww show. +OwO But UwU do nyot wuv xDD thysewf; xDD then xDD thou wiwt >_< keep +OwO My tears fow :33 gwasses, ÚwÚ and still >_< make ;;w;; me >_> weep. +x3 O >_< queen of queens! >w< how uWu faw dost xDD thou >_< excew +No xDD thought ^.^ can think nor >_> tongue of >w< mowtaw OwO teww.' +How UwU shaww ^.^ she ^.^ knyow x3 my >_< gwiefs? I'll >_< dwop x3 the x3 papew- +ÚwÚ Sweet OwO weaves, shade ^w^ fowwy. Who >_> is ^.^ he x3 comes hewe? +ÚwÚ [Steps aside] + +Entew :3 WONGAVIWWE, with :3 a paper + +What, :3 Wongaviwwe, ÚwÚ and >_> weading! uWu Wisten, car. +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Nyow, uWu in >w< thy likeness, one ^.^ mowe >w< foow ÚwÚ appeaw! +OwO WONGAVIWWE. uWu Ay uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am forsworn! +xDD BEWOWNyE. Why, ^.^ he x3 comes uWu in ^.^ wike :3 a :3 pewjuwe, UwU weawing ^-^ papews. +>w< KING. ^w^ In xDD wuv, UwU I >_> hope; x3 sweet fewwowship uWu in x3 shame! +xDD BEWOWNyE. x3 Onye drunkard loves anyothew of x3 the nyame. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ Am UwU I x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that uWu have :33 been >w< pewjuw'd so? +xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I couwd put uWu thee uWu in UwU comfowt: nyot ^.^ by >w< two :3 that UwU I know; +^.^ Thou >_> makest x3 the triumviry, x3 the >w< cownyew-cap of uWu society, +uWu The xDD shape of >w< Wuv's OwO Tybuwn :3 that uWu hangs x3 up xDD simpwicity. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. UwU I feaw these ^-^ stubbown lines ^.^ wack powew to ;;w;; muv. +x3 O x3 sweet :33 Mawia, x3 empwess of x3 my love! +;;w;; These xDD nyumbews xDD wiww UwU I tear, ÚwÚ and >w< wwite uWu in UwU pwose. +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_< O, rhymes OwO awe ^-^ guawds on >_< wanton uWu Cupid's ^-^ hose: +>w< Disfiguwe nyot :33 his ÚwÚ swop. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. This same UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. [He weads x3 the xDD sonnyet] +^.^ 'Did nyot x3 the ^-^ heavenwy >_> whetowic of ^.^ thinye >_< eye, +^w^ 'Gainst ÚwÚ whom x3 the wowwd ;;w;; cannyot howd :33 awgument, +xDD Pewsuade x3 my >_< heawt to ÚwÚ this UwU fawse UwU pewjuwy? +UwU Vows fow uWu thee broke OwO desewve nyot punyishment. +^-^ A OwO woman UwU I >_< fowswowe; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww prove, +^.^ Thou ^.^ being :3 a xDD goddess, UwU I fowswowe nyot >_< thee: +OwO My vow UwU was xDD eawthwy, xDD thou :3 a ^-^ heavenwy love; +x3 Thy xDD gwace ^.^ being x3 gain'd cures aww xDD disgwace uWu in x3 me. +UwU Vows OwO awe >_> but :33 bweath, ÚwÚ and UwU bweath :3 a >_> vapouw is; +UwU Then UwU thou, >w< faiw sun, which on x3 my ^.^ eawth dost shinye, +;;w;; Exhaw'st ÚwÚ this vapour-vow; uWu in uWu thee >w< it >w< is. +;;w;; If OwO bwoken, xDD then >w< it >_> is nyo ;;w;; fauwt of minye; +;;w;; If ^.^ by ;;w;; me ;;w;; bwoke, >_> what >w< foow >_> is nyot UwU so uWu wise +;;w;; To wose >w< an ^-^ oath to x3 win :3 a :33 pawadise?' +xDD BEWOWNyE. This >_> is x3 the xDD wivew-vein, which x3 makes >w< fwesh :3 a ÚwÚ deity, +^-^ A green x3 goose :3 a x3 goddess- ÚwÚ puwe, puwe ÚwÚ idowatwy. +^w^ God ;;w;; amend us, ^w^ God >_< amend! We OwO awe much x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> way. + +Entew DUMAIN, with :3 a paper + +OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^-^ By ÚwÚ whom UwU shaww UwU I >_> send :33 this?- ^w^ Company! >_< Stay. +ÚwÚ [Steps aside] +xDD BEWOWNyE. 'All :3 hid, aww UwU hid'- >w< an ;;w;; owd xDD infant play. +Wike :3 a ^-^ demigod OwO hewe sit UwU I uWu in x3 the :3 sky, +xDD And wwetched UwU foows' ^w^ secwets :33 heedfuwwy o'er-eye. +uWu Mowe sacks to x3 the ;;w;; miww! x3 O >w< heavens, UwU I uWu have x3 my wish! +Dumain transformed! Four woodcocks uWu in :3 a xDD dish! +^-^ DUMAIN. x3 O UwU most divine ^w^ Kate! +xDD BEWOWNyE. x3 O UwU most uWu pwofanye UwU coxcomb! +^-^ DUMAIN. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, x3 the wonder uWu in :3 a >w< mowtaw OwO eye! +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ By earth, ^.^ she >_> is >_> nyot, corporal: there xDD you xDD wie. +^-^ DUMAIN. :3 Hew amber >_< haiws fow fouw hath amber ^w^ quoted. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ An uWu ambew-cowouw'd >_> waven UwU was weww nyoted. +^-^ DUMAIN. ;;w;; As ^w^ upwight >_< as x3 the uWu cedaw. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Stoop, UwU I say; +:3 Hew shoulder >_> is with :33 chiwd. +^-^ DUMAIN. ;;w;; As >w< faiw >_< as x3 day. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Ay, >_< as x3 some days; >_> but xDD then nyo sun ^w^ must shinye. +^-^ DUMAIN. x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD had x3 my wish! +OwO WONGAVIWWE. xDD And UwU I xDD had mine! +>w< KING. xDD And UwU I >_< minye too,.good :3 Wowd! +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Amen, UwU so UwU I xDD had mine! Is nyot :3 that :3 a ÚwÚ good word? +^-^ DUMAIN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 fowget >w< hew; >_> but :3 a x3 fevew ^.^ she +UwU Weigns uWu in x3 my bwood, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^-^ wememb'wed >w< be. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A x3 fevew uWu in x3 youw >_< bwood? Why, xDD then ^-^ incision +Wouwd wet her x3 out uWu in ;;w;; saucews. ÚwÚ Sweet mispwision! +^-^ DUMAIN. Once ^.^ mowe I'll ^w^ wead x3 the ode :3 that UwU I uWu have >w< wwit. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Once ^.^ mowe I'll mark >w< how wuv ^.^ can >_< vawy >_< wit. +^-^ DUMAIN. [Weads] +xDD 'On :3 a ^-^ day-awack x3 the OwO day!- +Wuv, x3 whose >_> month >_> is OwO evew >w< May, +>w< Spied :3 a :3 bwossom passing >w< faiw +UwU Pwaying uWu in x3 the >_< wanton air. +^.^ Thwough x3 the vewvet >w< weaves x3 the ;;w;; wind, +All ÚwÚ unseen, ^.^ can uWu passage find; +:33 That x3 the ^.^ wuvw, >w< sick to UwU death, +>_> Wish'd >_< himsewf x3 the heaven's >_< bweath. +^w^ "Aiw," quoth ^.^ he :33 "thy >_> cheeks OwO may bwow; +Air, ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might twiumph so! +But, awack, x3 my uWu hand >_> is sworn +Nye'ew to pluck uWu thee from >w< thy ^.^ thown; +>_< Vow, awack, fow :33 youth >_> unmeet, +UwU Youth UwU so ^-^ apt to pluck :3 a sweet. +Do nyot caww >w< it x3 sin uWu in ;;w;; me +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; fowswown fow ÚwÚ thee; +^.^ Thou fow ÚwÚ whom Juv ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw +>_> Junyo >_> but >w< an >w< Ethiope were; +xDD And UwU deny >_< himsewf fow Juv, +UwU Tuwnying >w< mowtaw fow >w< thy >w< wuv."' +This xDD wiww UwU I :3 send; ÚwÚ and ^-^ something >_> ewse ^.^ mowe uWu pwain +:33 That UwU shaww express x3 my true love's ;;w;; fasting OwO pain. +>_< O, ^.^ wouwd x3 the OwO King, >_> Bewownye ÚwÚ and :3 Wongaviwwe, +^.^ Wewe ^w^ wuvws ;;w;; too! x3 Iww, to ^w^ exampwe UwU iww, +Wouwd from x3 my forehead xDD wipe :3 a >w< pewjuw'd UwU nyote; +For >_< nyonye ^-^ offend :3 whewe aww :33 awike UwU do ;;w;; dote. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. x3 [Advancing] ÚwÚ Dumain, >w< thy wuv >_> is uWu faw from chawity, +:33 That uWu in love's grief desiw'st >_> society; +>_> You OwO may wook pawe, >_> but UwU I >_> shouwd blush, UwU I knyow, +;;w;; To be o'erheard ÚwÚ and :33 taken napping :3 so. +>w< KING. x3 [Advancing] ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^w^ bwush; >_< as his, x3 youw case >_> is xDD such. +>_> You UwU chide uWu at :3 him, offending twice >_< as much: +>_> You UwU do nyot wuv Maria! >_> Wongaviwwe +Did >_< nyevew sonnet fow her ÚwÚ sake :33 compiwe; +x3 Nyow >_< nyevew uWu way :33 his :3 wweathed :3 awms :3 athwawt +ÚwÚ His >w< woving x3 bosom, to >_< keep down :33 his ;;w;; heawt. +UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 cwosewy shwouded uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ bush, +xDD And uWu mawk'd xDD you xDD both, ÚwÚ and fow xDD you both uWu did x3 bwush. +UwU I heard x3 youw guiwty whymes, :33 obsewv'd x3 youw fashion, +^.^ Saw :3 sighs >_< week from UwU you, noted weww x3 youw ^w^ passion. +ÚwÚ 'Ay UwU me!' ;;w;; says onye. ^w^ 'O OwO Juv!' x3 the othew ^w^ cwies. +One, her >_< haiws :3 wewe x3 gowd; >_> cwystaw x3 the ;;w;; othew's :3 eyes. +:33 [To ^w^ WONGAVIWWE] >_> You ^.^ wouwd fow paradise bweak :33 faith ÚwÚ and >_> twoth; +:33 [To OwO Dumain] xDD And Juv fow x3 youw wuv ^.^ wouwd infringe >w< an uWu oath. +>_> What xDD wiww >_> Bewownye >_> say when :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww hear +ÚwÚ Faith infwinged which xDD such ^.^ zeaw uWu did swear? +How xDD wiww ^.^ he ^.^ scown, >w< how xDD wiww ^.^ he spend :33 his wit! +How xDD wiww ^.^ he :3 twiumph, x3 weap, ÚwÚ and laugh uWu at :3 it! +For aww x3 the weawth :3 that OwO evew UwU I uWu did see, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^.^ him ^.^ knyow UwU so much ^.^ by x3 me. +xDD BEWOWNyE. [Descending] Now :33 step UwU I fowth to whip :33 hypocwisy, +xDD Ah, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wiege, UwU I pray uWu thee UwU pawdon x3 me. +^-^ Good uWu heawt, >_> what xDD gwace x3 hast xDD thou OwO thus to wepwuv +;;w;; These wowms fow >w< woving, :3 that awt UwU most uWu in love? +uWu Youw eyes UwU do >_< make nyo ^-^ coaches; uWu in x3 youw tears +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo xDD cewtain ^-^ pwincess :3 that appeaws; +You'll nyot be perjur'd; UwU 'tis :3 a hateful >_> thing; +Tush, >_< nyonye >_> but xDD minstwews ^.^ wike of sonneting. +OwO But OwO awe xDD you nyot >_< ashamed? Nyay, OwO awe xDD you >_> nyot, +All >w< thwee of UwU you, to be OwO thus much >_< o'ewshot? +>_> You >_> found :33 his ^.^ mote; x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw ÚwÚ mote uWu did see; +OwO But UwU I :3 a ^.^ beam UwU do find uWu in >_< each of thwee. +>_< O, >_> what :3 a scene of x3 foow'wy uWu have UwU I uWu seen, +Of xDD sighs, of :33 gwoans, of >_> sowwow, ÚwÚ and of >_> teen! +>_< O, uWu me, with >_> what :3 stwict uWu patience uWu have UwU I uWu sat, +;;w;; To >_> see :3 a x3 king x3 twansfowmed to :3 a gnat! +;;w;; To >_> see great Hercules ^w^ whipping :3 a ÚwÚ gig, +xDD And profound Solomon to tune :3 a OwO jig, +xDD And Nyestow :33 pway uWu at OwO push-pin with x3 the boys, +xDD And critic OwO Timon laugh uWu at idle :33 toys! +Whewe wies >w< thy gwief, >_< O, tell uWu me, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ Dumain? +^.^ And, ^-^ gentwe :3 Wongaviwwe, :3 whewe wies >w< thy ^w^ pain? +xDD And :3 whewe x3 my wiege's? All about x3 the UwU bweast. +^-^ A UwU caudwe, ho! +>w< KING. Too UwU bittew >_> is >w< thy ;;w;; jest. +^w^ Awe ^.^ we ÚwÚ betwayed OwO thus to >w< thy >w< uvw-view? +xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD you ^.^ by uWu me, >_> but UwU I ÚwÚ betwayed to OwO you. +UwU I :3 that ^w^ am OwO honyest, UwU I :3 that howd >w< it x3 sin +;;w;; To bweak x3 the vow UwU I ^w^ am engaged UwU in; +UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ betwayed ^.^ by ^w^ keeping >_< company +With ;;w;; men ^.^ wike UwU you, ;;w;; men of :33 inconstancy. +x3 When UwU shaww xDD you >_> see ;;w;; me >w< wwite :3 a ^.^ thing uWu in >_> whyme? +:33 Ow gwoan fow Joan? ow spend :3 a minyute's time +^w^ In >w< pwunying me? x3 When UwU shaww xDD you hear :3 that UwU I +Will praise :3 a uWu hand, :3 a xDD foot, :3 a >w< face, >w< an >_< eye, +^-^ A gait, :3 a state, :3 a >_> bwow, :3 a UwU bweast, :3 a >_< waist, +^-^ A ^-^ weg, :3 a limb- +>w< KING. ;;w;; Soft! :33 whithew OwO away UwU so fast? +^-^ A true x3 man ow :3 a UwU thief :3 that gallops so? +xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I x3 post from love; ÚwÚ good ^.^ wuvw, wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. + +Entew >w< JAQUENyETTA ÚwÚ and :3 COSTAWD + +JAQUENyETTA. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 the King! +>w< KING. >_> What xDD pwesent x3 hast xDD thou OwO thewe? +UwU COSTAWD. ;;w;; Some xDD cewtain :3 tweason. +>w< KING. >_> What x3 makes UwU tweason hewe? +UwU COSTAWD. Nyay, >w< it x3 makes uWu nyothing, sir. +>w< KING. ;;w;; If >w< it >_> maw >_< nyothing nyeithew, +uWu The UwU tweason ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO go uWu in uWu peace OwO away together. +JAQUENyETTA. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, wet ÚwÚ this >_> wettew be ÚwÚ wead; +Our ÚwÚ pewson x3 misdoubts >w< it: uWu 'twas uWu tweason, ^.^ he UwU said. +>w< KING. Bewownye, ^w^ wead >w< it over. :3 [BEWOWNyE weads x3 the >_> wettew] +Whewe >w< hadst xDD thou :33 it? +JAQUENyETTA. Of >w< Costawd. +>w< KING. Whewe >w< hadst xDD thou :33 it? +UwU COSTAWD. Of Dun Adramadio, Dun :33 Adwamadio. +:3 [BEWOWNyE tears x3 the >_> wettew] +>w< KING. How >_< nyow! >_> What >_> is uWu in you? Why dost xDD thou teaw :33 it? +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A ^-^ toy, x3 my ^.^ wiege, :3 a ;;w;; toy! uWu Youw Gwace >_< nyeeds nyot feaw :3 it. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^.^ It uWu did move ^.^ him to ^-^ passion, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >_> wet's hear +:3 it. +^-^ DUMAIN. ^.^ It >_> is Bewownye's writing, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe >_> is :33 his nyame. +^w^ [Gathewing x3 up x3 the ;;w;; pieces] +xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 [ ;;w;; To COSTAWD] xDD Ah, xDD you UwU whoweson woggewhead, xDD you :3 wewe bown +to UwU do ;;w;; me ;;w;; shame. +>_> Guiwty, x3 my uWu wowd, guilty! UwU I >_> confess, UwU I confess. +>w< KING. What? +xDD BEWOWNyE. :33 That xDD you >w< thwee foows wack'd ;;w;; me >w< foow to >_< make x3 up x3 the ;;w;; mess; +^-^ He, xDD he, ÚwÚ and :3 you- ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 my uWu wiege!- ÚwÚ and UwU I +^w^ Awe uWu pick-puwses uWu in xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO desewve to die. +>_< O, dismiss ÚwÚ this uWu audience, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww tell xDD you more. +^-^ DUMAIN. Now x3 the ^w^ nyumbew >_> is xDD even. +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_< Twue, ^-^ twue, ^.^ we OwO awe fouw. +Will these >_> tuwtwes be gone? +>w< KING. Hence, sirs, xDD away. +UwU COSTAWD. >_< Wawk :3 aside x3 the true fowk, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the traitors >_< stay. +Exeunt :3 COSTAWD ÚwÚ and >w< JAQUENyETTA +xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Sweet wowds, x3 sweet >_> wuvws, >_< O, wet >_> us embrace! +;;w;; As true ^.^ we OwO awe >_< as >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood ^.^ can >w< be. +uWu The sea xDD wiww ebb ÚwÚ and >_< fwow, heaven x3 show :33 his face; +Young :3 bwood xDD doth nyot UwU obey >w< an ;;w;; owd :33 decwee. +We ;;w;; cannyot OwO cwoss x3 the cause >w< why ^.^ we :3 wewe born, +Therefore of aww ^.^ hands ^w^ must ^.^ we be forsworn. +>w< KING. What, uWu did these OwO went lines x3 show x3 some wuv of >_< thinye? +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ 'Did x3 they?' quoth OwO you. Who sees x3 the ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ Wosawinye +^.^ That, ^.^ wike :3 a wude ÚwÚ and x3 savage x3 man of :33 Inde +At x3 the xDD fiwst op'nying of x3 the gowgeous OwO east, +^.^ Bows nyot :33 his ^.^ vassaw >_> head x3 and, stwucken ÚwÚ bwind, +xDD Kisses x3 the UwU base x3 gwound with obedient xDD bweast? +>_> What ^w^ pewemptowy eagle-sighted ^w^ eye +Dawes wook ;;w;; upon x3 the heaven of her ^w^ bwow +:33 That >_> is nyot :33 bwinded ^.^ by her xDD majesty? +>w< KING. >_> What zeal, >_> what UwU fuwy hath inspir'd uWu thee ^.^ nyow? +OwO My xDD wuv, her ^-^ mistwess, >_> is :3 a >_> gwacious moon; +>_> She, >w< an :33 attending UwU staw, scawce :3 seen :3 a light. +xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO My eyes OwO awe xDD then nyo ^w^ eyes, nor UwU I Bewownye. +>_< O, >_> but fow x3 my xDD wuv, day ^.^ wouwd turn to night! +Of aww UwU compwexions x3 the :3 cuww'd UwU suvweignty +Do ^w^ meet, >_< as uWu at :3 a faiw, uWu in her >w< faiw OwO cheek, +Whewe sevewaw worthies >_< make one UwU dignyity, +Whewe >_< nyothing wants :3 that ^.^ want itsewf xDD doth seek. +uWu Wend ;;w;; me x3 the :33 fwouwish of aww ^-^ gentwe tongues- +OwO Fie, painted whetowic! >_< O, ^.^ she >_< nyeeds >w< it ^w^ nyot! +;;w;; To ^.^ things of sawe :3 a >_< sewwew's praise belongs: +:33 She ^-^ passes ^w^ pwaise; xDD then praise ^w^ too showt xDD doth >w< bwot. +^-^ A :33 withew'd >w< hewmit, five-score >w< wintews ÚwÚ wown, +^.^ Might ;;w;; shake x3 off x3 fifty, ^w^ wooking uWu in her :33 eye. +^w^ Beauty xDD doth ^w^ vawnyish age, >_< as >_> if ;;w;; nyew-bown, +xDD And ;;w;; gives x3 the :33 cwutch x3 the ÚwÚ cwadwe's >_< infancy. +>_< O, UwU 'tis x3 the sun :3 that OwO maketh aww ^.^ things shine! +>w< KING. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, >w< thy wuv >_> is black >_< as ebony. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Is >_< ebony ^.^ wike OwO hew? x3 O uWu wood divinye! +^-^ A >w< wife of xDD such uWu wood :3 wewe fewicity. +>_< O, who ^.^ can UwU give >w< an ^w^ oath? Whewe >_> is :3 a UwU book? +:33 That UwU I OwO may >_< sweaw beauty xDD doth beauty lack, +;;w;; If :3 that ^.^ she :3 weawn nyot of her ^w^ eye to wook. +No OwO face >_> is >w< faiw :3 that >_> is nyot full UwU so black. +>w< KING. x3 O ^-^ pawadox! ;;w;; Bwack >_> is x3 the x3 badge of >_> heww, +uWu The :33 hue of UwU dungeons, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO schoow of ^w^ nyight; +xDD And beauty's uWu cwest x3 becomes x3 the heavens well. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Deviws ^-^ soonyest tempt, resembling ;;w;; spiwits of light. +>_< O, >_> if uWu in black x3 my >_> wady's ^w^ bwows be deckt, +^.^ It mourns :3 that OwO painting ÚwÚ and usuwping >_< haiw +Should ravish >w< dotews with :3 a UwU fawse ÚwÚ aspect; +xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> is ^.^ she bown to >_< make black >_< faiw. +:3 Hew ^.^ favouw tuwns x3 the fashion of x3 the days; +For OwO nyative :3 bwood >_> is :3 counted OwO painting >_< nyow; +xDD And >_< thewefowe red :3 that ^.^ wouwd avoid OwO dispwaise +xDD Paints itsewf black, to ^.^ imitate her >_> bwow. +^-^ DUMAIN. ;;w;; To wook ^.^ wike her OwO awe chimnyey-sweepews black. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. xDD And xDD since her time OwO awe uWu cowwiews :3 counted >_< bwight. +>w< KING. xDD And >_< Ethiopes of uWu theiw x3 sweet >_< compwexion crack. +^-^ DUMAIN. xDD Dawk >_< nyeeds nyo >_< candwes now, fow dark >_> is light. +xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu Youw :3 mistwesses dawe >_< nyevew come uWu in xDD wain +For feaw uWu theiw cowouws >_> shouwd be >w< wash'd xDD away. +>w< KING. uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good >_> youws ^.^ did; for, ^w^ siw, to tell xDD you pwain, +I'll find :3 a fairer OwO face nyot >w< wash'd ^w^ to-day. +xDD BEWOWNyE. I'll ^-^ pwuv her faiw, ow tawk >w< tiww >_< doomsday hewe. +>w< KING. No ^.^ deviw xDD wiww :33 fwight uWu thee xDD then UwU so much >_< as ^w^ she. +^-^ DUMAIN. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew x3 man howd ^-^ viwe ^w^ stuff UwU so deaw. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. x3 Wook, hewe's >w< thy love: x3 my :33 foot ÚwÚ and her OwO face ^-^ see. +>w< [Showing :33 his uWu shoe] +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_< O, >_> if x3 the ^w^ stweets :3 wewe >_> paved with ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, +:3 Hew ;;w;; feet :3 wewe much ^w^ too UwU dainty fow xDD such tread! +^-^ DUMAIN. x3 O viwe! Then, >_< as ^.^ she :33 goes, >_> what upward wies +uWu The :3 stweet >_> shouwd >_> see >_< as ^.^ she wawk'd overhead. +>w< KING. OwO But >_> what of :3 this? ^w^ Awe ^.^ we nyot aww uWu in love? +xDD BEWOWNyE. Nyothing UwU so sure; ÚwÚ and theweby aww forsworn. +>w< KING. UwU Then OwO weave ÚwÚ this ;;w;; chat; x3 and, ÚwÚ good Bewownye, nyow ^-^ pwuv +Our >w< woving lawful, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw :33 faith nyot xDD town. +^-^ DUMAIN. Ay, marry, uWu thewe; x3 some >w< fwattewy fow ÚwÚ this evil. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_< O, x3 some ÚwÚ authowity >w< how to :33 pwoceed; +;;w;; Some twicks, x3 some quiwwets, >w< how to cheat x3 the devil! +^-^ DUMAIN. ;;w;; Some ^.^ sawve fow pewjuwy. +xDD BEWOWNyE. 'Tis ^.^ mowe than ^w^ nyeed. +:3 Have uWu at UwU you, >w< then, >_< affection's men-at-awms. +Consider >_> what xDD you xDD fiwst uWu did >_< sweaw x3 unto: +;;w;; To OwO fast, to ^-^ study, ÚwÚ and to >_> see nyo ^-^ woman- +^.^ Fwat UwU tweason uWu 'gainst x3 the >_> kingwy >w< state of >_< youth. +Say, ^.^ can xDD you fast? uWu Youw ^w^ stomachs OwO awe ^w^ too >_> young, +xDD And OwO abstinyence :33 engendews ^w^ mawadies. +^.^ And, :3 whewe :3 that xDD you xDD you uWu have ^.^ vow'd to ^-^ study, wowds, +^w^ In :3 that >_< each of xDD you uWu have ;;w;; fowswown :33 his ^-^ book, +UwU Can xDD you still x3 dweam, ÚwÚ and >w< powe, ÚwÚ and theweon wook? +For when ^.^ wouwd UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ow UwU you, ow UwU you, +:3 Have >_> found x3 the x3 gwound of study's excewwence +Without x3 the beauty of :3 a xDD woman's ^.^ face? +Fwom x3 women's eyes ÚwÚ this OwO doctwinye UwU I dewive: +^-^ They OwO awe x3 the ground, x3 the books, x3 the academes, +Fwom >_> whence xDD doth ^-^ spwing x3 the true xDD Pwomethean >_> fiwe. +Why, ^-^ unyivewsaw :3 pwodding UwU poisons x3 up +uWu The >_< nyimbwe ;;w;; spiwits uWu in x3 the xDD awtewies, +;;w;; As >_> motion ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong-duwing uWu action tires +uWu The sinyewy >_< vigouw of x3 the uWu twavewwew. +>_> Nyow, fow nyot ^w^ wooking on :3 a xDD woman's >w< face, +>_> You uWu have uWu in :3 that ;;w;; fowswown x3 the use of ^w^ eyes, +xDD And ^-^ study :3 too, x3 the >_< causew of x3 youw :33 vow; +For :3 whewe >_> is ÚwÚ authow uWu in x3 the wowwd +^w^ Teaches xDD such beauty >_< as :3 a xDD woman's ÚwÚ eye? +^w^ Weawnying >_> is >_> but >w< an UwU adjunct to x3 ouwsewf, +xDD And :3 whewe ^.^ we OwO awe UwU ouw :33 weawnying >_< wikewise is; +UwU Then when ouwsewves ^.^ we >_> see uWu in ;;w;; wadies' ^w^ eyes, +With uWu ouwsewves. +Do ^.^ we nyot >_< wikewise >_> see UwU ouw :33 weawnying OwO thewe? +>_< O, ^.^ we uWu have UwU made :3 a vow to ^-^ study, wowds, +xDD And uWu in :3 that vow ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; fowswown UwU ouw uWu books. +For when ^.^ wouwd UwU you, x3 my ^.^ wiege, ow UwU you, ow UwU you, +^w^ In weaden >_< contempwation uWu have >_> found x3 out +>w< Such fiery xDD nyumbews >_< as x3 the pwompting eyes +Of beauty's ÚwÚ tutows uWu have ^-^ enwich'd xDD you uWu with? +;;w;; Othew slow >w< awts entiwewy >_< keep x3 the bwain; +xDD And OwO thewefowe, finding ^-^ bawwen ^.^ pwactisews, +Scarce x3 show :3 a harvest of uWu theiw x3 heavy UwU toiw; +OwO But xDD wuv, xDD fiwst :33 weawnyed uWu in :3 a >_> wady's ^w^ eyes, +Wives nyot awonye >w< immuwed uWu in x3 the :3 bwain, +OwO But with x3 the >_> motion of aww ÚwÚ ewements +Courses >_< as UwU swift >_< as xDD thought uWu in every x3 powew, +xDD And ;;w;; gives to every powew :3 a :3 doubwe x3 powew, +Abuv uWu theiw x3 functions ÚwÚ and uWu theiw x3 offices. +^.^ It adds :3 a >_< pwecious ^-^ seeing to x3 the :3 eye: +^-^ A lover's eyes xDD wiww ÚwÚ gaze >w< an >_> eagwe bwind. +^-^ A lover's ear xDD wiww hear x3 the ;;w;; wowest sound, +x3 When x3 the >w< suspicious >_> head of :3 theft >_> is ^.^ stopp'd. +>w< Wuv's :33 feewing >_> is ^.^ mowe soft ÚwÚ and ^-^ sensibwe +Than OwO awe x3 the xDD tendew >w< howns of cockled ^.^ snyaiws: +>w< Wuv's >_> tongue ;;w;; pwuvs UwU dainty xDD Bacchus gwoss uWu in taste. +For uWu vawouw, >_> is nyot Wuv :3 a >_> Hewcuwes, +UwU Stiww ^-^ cwimbing trees uWu in x3 the :33 Hespewides? +^.^ Subtwe >_< as >_> Sphinx; >_< as x3 sweet ÚwÚ and UwU musicaw +;;w;; As uWu bwight xDD Apowwo's :33 wute, strung with :33 his >w< haiw. +xDD And when Wuv speaks, x3 the uWu voice of aww x3 the gods +^-^ Make heaven ^-^ dwowsy with x3 the >w< hawmony. +xDD Nyevew x3 duwst ;;w;; poet :33 touch :3 a OwO pen to >w< wwite +Untiw :33 his ink :3 wewe UwU temp'wed with >w< Wuv's >_> sighs; +>_< O, xDD then :33 his lines ^.^ wouwd ravish x3 savage ;;w;; eaws, +xDD And plant uWu in ^.^ tywants >_< miwd humiwity. +Fwom x3 women's eyes ÚwÚ this OwO doctwinye UwU I :33 dewive. +^-^ They uWu spawkwe still x3 the >w< wight xDD Pwomethean x3 fiwe; +^-^ They OwO awe x3 the books, x3 the UwU awts, x3 the academes, +:33 That show, :33 contain, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyouwish, aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +^-^ Ewse >_< nyonye uWu at aww uWu in ^.^ aught ;;w;; pwuvs excellent. +UwU Then foows xDD you :3 wewe these x3 women to ;;w;; fowsweaw; +:3 Ow, ^w^ keeping >_> what >_> is sworn, xDD you xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv ;;w;; foows. +For ^w^ wisdom's ^w^ sake, :3 a ;;w;; wowd :3 that aww ;;w;; men love; +:33 Ow fow >w< Wuv's ^w^ sake, :3 a ;;w;; wowd :3 that loves aww ÚwÚ men; +:33 Ow fow men's ^w^ sake, x3 the authors of these ^w^ women; +:33 Ow x3 women's ^w^ sake, ^.^ by ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we ;;w;; men OwO awe UwU men- +Let >_> us >_> once wose UwU ouw >w< oaths to find ;;w;; ouwsewves, +:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ we wose ouwsewves to >_< keep UwU ouw :33 oaths. +^.^ It >_> is :33 wewigion to be OwO thus uWu fowswown; +For xDD chawity itsewf fuwfiws x3 the waw, +xDD And who ^.^ can sevew wuv from charity? +>w< KING. Saint Cupid, >w< then! x3 and, xDD sowdiews, to x3 the field! +xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Advance x3 youw x3 standawds, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ them, :3 wowds; +^.^ Peww-meww, down with >w< them! be xDD fiwst ^w^ advis'd, +^w^ In >_> confwict, :3 that xDD you get x3 the sun of OwO them. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. Now to plain-dealing; uWu way these :33 gwozes by. +Shall ^.^ we wesowve to ^.^ woo these giwws of France? +>w< KING. xDD And x3 win them :3 too; >_< thewefowe wet >_> us >w< devise +;;w;; Some entewtainment fow them uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; tents. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Fiwst, from x3 the ^-^ pawk wet >_> us ÚwÚ conduct them thithew; +UwU Then uWu homewawd every x3 man OwO attach x3 the uWu hand +Of :33 his >w< faiw ^w^ mistwess. ^w^ In x3 the >_< aftewnyoon +We xDD wiww with x3 some ;;w;; stwange >w< pastime sowace ÚwÚ them, +>w< Such >_< as x3 the uWu showtnyess of x3 the time ^.^ can UwU shape; +For ;;w;; wevews, x3 dances, masks, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mewwy houws, +Forerun >w< faiw Wuv, ^-^ stwewing her uWu way with fwowews. +>w< KING. :33 Away, away! No time UwU shaww be omitted +:33 That xDD wiww UwU betime, ÚwÚ and OwO may ^.^ by >_> us be ;;w;; fitted. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Awwons! awwons! uWu Sow'd :33 cockwe >_< weap'd nyo corn, +xDD And justice awways whirls uWu in equal x3 measuwe. +Light UwU wenches OwO may ^-^ pwuv plagues to ;;w;; men uWu fowswown; +;;w;; If >_> so, UwU ouw >w< coppew xDD buys nyo xDD bettew treasure. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The ^-^ pawk + +Entew HOLOFERNES, ÚwÚ SIW :3 NyATHANyIEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DUWW + +HOLOFERNES. :3 Satis quod x3 sufficit. +uWu NyATHANyIEW. UwU I praise ^w^ God fow UwU you, sir. uWu Youw weasons uWu at dinner uWu have +:33 been ^-^ shawp ÚwÚ and ^w^ sententious; >_> pweasant ^-^ without :33 scuwwiwity, ^.^ witty +^-^ without :33 affection, audacious ^-^ without :33 impudency, :33 weawnyed ^-^ without +:33 opinyion, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; stwange ^-^ without :33 hewesy. UwU I uWu did convewse ÚwÚ this x3 quondam +day with :3 a >_< companyion of x3 the >_< King's who >_> is ;;w;; intituwed, nyominyated, +ow called, ^.^ Don Adriano UwU de ÚwÚ Awmado. +HOLOFERNES. Novi hominem ^w^ tanquam xDD te. ÚwÚ His humouw >_> is wofty, :33 his +uWu discouwse pewemptowy, :33 his >_> tongue filed, :33 his ^w^ eye ^.^ ambitious, :33 his +:33 gait uWu majesticaw ÚwÚ and :33 his general >_> behaviouw vain, widicuwous, ÚwÚ and +x3 thwasonyicaw. >w< He >_> is ^w^ too uWu picked, ^w^ too spwuce, ^w^ too uWu affected, ^w^ too :3 odd, +>_< as >w< it uWu wewe, ^w^ too peregrinate, >_< as UwU I OwO may caww :3 it. +uWu NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ A UwU most singular ÚwÚ and UwU choice ^-^ epithet. +[Draws x3 out :33 his >_> tabwe-book] +HOLOFERNES. >w< He >_> dwaweth x3 out x3 the :3 thwead of :33 his vewbosity finer than +x3 the ÚwÚ stapwe of :33 his awgument. UwU I abhow xDD such fanatical UwU phantasimes, +xDD such :33 insociabwe ÚwÚ and point-devise companyions; xDD such rackers of +orthography, >_< as to speak xDD 'dout' uWu finye, when ^.^ he >_> shouwd >_> say >_> 'doubt'; +>w< 'det' when ^.^ he >_> shouwd pwonyounce ^.^ 'debt'- :33 d, ÚwÚ e, b, ÚwÚ t, nyot :33 d, ÚwÚ e, >_> t. +>w< He uWu cwepeth :3 a cawf 'cauf,' half >_< 'hauf'; OwO nyeighbouw vocatur +xDD 'nyebouw'; UwU 'nyeigh' abbreviated >_< 'nye.' This >_> is xDD abhominyabwe- which ^.^ he +^.^ wouwd caww 'abbominable.' ^.^ It insinyuateth ;;w;; me of :3 insanyie: nye +uWu intewwigis, >_< dominye? to >_< make OwO fwantic, >_> wunyatic. +uWu NyATHANyIEW. Laus Deo, bonye intewwigo. +HOLOFERNES. 'Bonye'?- 'bonye' fow >w< 'benye.' Priscian :3 a xDD wittwe +scratch'd; 'twill ^.^ sewve. + +Entew ^.^ AWMADO, >w< MOTH, ÚwÚ and :3 COSTAWD + +uWu NyATHANyIEW. Videsne :33 quis venyit? +HOLOFERNES. Video, ^w^ et ;;w;; gaudeo. +x3 AWMADO. :33 [To x3 MOTH] OwO Chiwwah! +HOLOFERNES. x3 Quawe 'chirrah,' nyot uWu 'siwwah'? +x3 AWMADO. OwO Men of ÚwÚ peace, weww ^w^ encount'wed. +HOLOFERNES. :3 Most x3 miwitawy ^w^ siw, sawutation. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ [Aside to COSTAWD] ^-^ They uWu have :33 been uWu at :3 a great >_> feast of +wanguages ÚwÚ and :3 stow'n x3 the ^-^ scwaps. +UwU COSTAWD. >_< O, ;;w;; they uWu have liv'd ^-^ wong on x3 the :3 awms-basket of ÚwÚ wowds. UwU I +:3 mawvew >w< thy >_< mastew hath nyot eaten uWu thee fow :3 a word, fow xDD thou OwO awe +nyot UwU so ^-^ wong ^.^ by x3 the >_> head >_< as OwO honyowificabiwitudinyitatibus; xDD thou awt +xDD easiew ^.^ swawwowed than :3 a flap-dragon. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; Peace! x3 the uWu peaw UwU begins. +x3 AWMADO. :33 [To ^.^ HOWOFEWNyES] ^w^ Monsieuw, OwO awe xDD you nyot x3 wett'wed? +ÚwÚ MOTH. Yes, yes; ^.^ he teaches >_< boys x3 the hornbook. >_> What >_> is a, b, spelt +uWu backwawd with x3 the >_> hown on :33 his head? +HOLOFERNES. >_> Ba, x3 puewitia, with :3 a >_> hown added. +ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> Ba, UwU most siwwy sheep with :3 a horn. >_> You hear :33 his learning. +HOLOFERNES. >w< Quis, ^.^ quis, xDD thou UwU consonyant? +ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu The thiwd of x3 the five UwU vowews, >_> if >_> You wepeat OwO them; ow x3 the +UwU fifth, >_> if ^.^ I. +HOLOFERNES. UwU I xDD wiww wepeat ^w^ them: a, ÚwÚ e, uWu I- +ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu The :3 sheep; x3 the othew >w< two concwudes >w< it: o, ^-^ U. +x3 AWMADO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ sawt x3 wave of x3 the >w< Meditewwanyeum, :3 a x3 sweet xDD touch, +:3 a ^w^ quick venyue of uWu wit- uWu snyip, >_< snyap, ^w^ quick ÚwÚ and >_> home. ^.^ It ^-^ wejoiceth x3 my +:3 intewwect. ;;w;; Twue wit! +ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO Offew'd ^.^ by :3 a chiwd to >w< an ;;w;; owd xDD man; which >_> is >_< wit-owd. +HOLOFERNES. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ figuwe? >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ figuwe? +ÚwÚ MOTH. Horns. +HOLOFERNES. ^.^ Thou ^w^ disputes ^.^ wike >w< an ^w^ infant; OwO go whip >w< thy >_< gig. +ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu Wend ;;w;; me x3 youw >_> hown to >_< make one, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww whip about x3 youw +infamy circum circa- :3 a gig of :3 a cuckowd's horn. +UwU COSTAWD. ^-^ An UwU I xDD had >_> but one ÚwÚ penny uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, xDD thou shouwdst uWu have >w< it +to UwU buy >_> gingew-bwead. UwU Howd, there >_> is x3 the xDD vewy wemunyewation UwU I xDD had +of >w< thy ^.^ mastew, xDD thou >w< hawfpenny >_< puwse of ^w^ wit, xDD thou pigeon-egg of +discwetion. >_< O, >w< an x3 the heavens :3 wewe UwU so ^w^ pweased :3 that xDD thou OwO wewt >_> but +x3 my ÚwÚ bastawd, >_> what :3 a >w< joyfuw >w< fathew wouldst xDD thou >_< make me! Go >w< to; +xDD thou x3 hast >w< it >_< ad dunghill, uWu at x3 the fingews' >w< ends, >_< as ;;w;; they :3 say. +HOLOFERNES. >_< O, UwU I smell UwU fawse Watin; 'dunghiww' fow OwO unguem. +x3 AWMADO. :33 Awts-man, preambulate; ^.^ we xDD wiww be xDD singuwed from x3 the +:3 bawbawous. Do xDD you nyot :33 educate :33 youth uWu at x3 the xDD chawge-house on x3 the +;;w;; top of x3 the ÚwÚ mountain? +HOLOFERNES. :33 Ow ;;w;; mons, x3 the hiww. +x3 AWMADO. At x3 youw x3 sweet x3 pweasuwe, fow x3 the x3 mountain. +HOLOFERNES. UwU I UwU do, x3 sans x3 question. +x3 AWMADO. UwU Siw, >w< it >_> is x3 the >_< King's UwU most x3 sweet :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and :3 affection to +x3 congwatuwate x3 the Pwincess uWu at her pavilion, uWu in x3 the :33 postewiows of +ÚwÚ this uWu day; which x3 the wude ^.^ muwtitude caww x3 the aftewnyoon. +HOLOFERNES. uWu The postewiow of x3 the ^-^ day, UwU most OwO genyewous ^w^ siw, >_> is wiabwe, +^-^ congwuent, ÚwÚ and x3 measuwabwe, fow x3 the aftewnyoon. uWu The ;;w;; wowd >_> is weww +cull'd, x3 chose, sweet, ÚwÚ and :3 apt, UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU do ^.^ assuwe. +x3 AWMADO. UwU Siw, x3 the ^w^ King >_> is :3 a x3 nyobwe gentweman, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ famiwiaw, UwU I UwU do +:33 assuwe :3 ye, xDD vewy ÚwÚ good :3 fwiend. For >_> what >_> is inward ^-^ between us, wet +>w< it :3 pass. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech ÚwÚ thee, remember >w< thy uWu couwtesy. UwU I :33 beseech +ÚwÚ thee, apparel >w< thy >_> head. xDD And ^-^ among othew importunate ÚwÚ and UwU most +sewious :3 designs, ÚwÚ and of great impowt :33 indeed, UwU too- >_> but wet :3 that +UwU pass; fow UwU I ^w^ must tell uWu thee >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease :33 his >_> Gwace, ^.^ by x3 the +^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ sometime to lean ;;w;; upon x3 my poor shouwdew, ÚwÚ and with :33 his royal +finger OwO thus dawwy with x3 my excrement, with x3 my x3 mustachio; but, +x3 sweet uWu heawt, wet :3 that :3 pass. ^-^ By x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU I ^w^ wecount nyo UwU fabwe: +x3 some xDD cewtain >_> speciaw honyouws >w< it xDD pweaseth :33 his :33 gweatnyess to OwO impawt +to Awmado, :3 a sowdiew, :3 a x3 man of twavew, :3 that hath :3 seen x3 the wowwd; +>_> but wet :3 that :3 pass. uWu The xDD vewy aww of aww is- but, x3 sweet uWu heawt, UwU I UwU do +:3 impwowe secwecy- :3 that x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me xDD pwesent x3 the +xDD Pwincess, x3 sweet UwU chuck, with x3 some >_> dewightfuw >_> ostentation, ow show, +ow ^.^ pageant, ow ;;w;; antic, ow ^.^ fiwewowk. >_> Nyow, undewstanding :3 that x3 the +UwU cuwate ÚwÚ and x3 youw x3 sweet self OwO awe ÚwÚ good uWu at xDD such OwO ewuptions ÚwÚ and ^.^ sudden +;;w;; bweaking-out of :33 miwth, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, UwU I uWu have >_> acquainted xDD you withaw, +to x3 the >w< end to ^w^ cwave x3 youw OwO assistance. +HOLOFERNES. UwU Siw, xDD you UwU shaww xDD pwesent >w< befowe her x3 the Nine ^-^ Wowthies. +Sir uWu Nyathanyiew, >_< as UwU concewnying x3 some entewtainment of time, x3 some +x3 show uWu in x3 the postewiow of ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, to be ^.^ wend'wed ^.^ by UwU ouw +:33 assistance, x3 the >_< King's >_> command, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this UwU most gallant, +iwwustwate, ÚwÚ and :33 weawnyed gentweman, >w< befowe x3 the Princess- UwU I >_> say +>_< nyonye UwU so ;;w;; fit >_< as to xDD pwesent x3 the Nine ^-^ Wowthies. +uWu NyATHANyIEW. Whewe xDD wiww xDD you find ;;w;; men ÚwÚ wowthy enough to xDD pwesent them? +HOLOFERNES. Joshua, :33 youwsewf; myself, OwO Awexandew; ÚwÚ this OwO gawwant +gentweman, :3 Judas Maccabaeus; ÚwÚ this x3 swain, uWu because of :33 his great +x3 wimb ow xDD joint, UwU shaww pass ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the Great; x3 the page, ^w^ Hewcuwes. +x3 AWMADO. Pawdon, siw; error: ^.^ he >_> is nyot ;;w;; quantity enough fow :3 that +x3 Wowthy's ^-^ thumb; ^.^ he >_> is nyot UwU so big >_< as x3 the >w< end of :33 his xDD cwub. +HOLOFERNES. Shall UwU I uWu have UwU audience? >w< He UwU shaww xDD pwesent Hercules uWu in +>_< minyowity: :33 his enter ÚwÚ and >_> exit UwU shaww be >w< stwangwing :3 a :3 snyake; ÚwÚ and UwU I +xDD wiww uWu have >w< an >_> apowogy fow :3 that puwpose. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ An :3 excewwent device! So, >_> if xDD any of x3 the audience ÚwÚ hiss, xDD you OwO may +cwy 'Well :33 donye, :33 Hewcuwes; nyow xDD thou ^.^ cwushest x3 the snake!' :33 That >_> is +x3 the uWu way to >_< make >w< an offence ^w^ gwacious, ^w^ though x3 few uWu have x3 the xDD gwace to +UwU do :3 it. +x3 AWMADO. For x3 the xDD west of x3 the :33 Wowthies? +HOLOFERNES. UwU I xDD wiww :33 pway >w< thwee :3 mysewf. +ÚwÚ MOTH. Thrice-worthy gentleman! +x3 AWMADO. Shall UwU I tell xDD you :3 a ;;w;; thing? +HOLOFERNES. We xDD attend. +x3 AWMADO. We xDD wiww have, >_> if ÚwÚ this OwO fadge >_> nyot, >w< an x3 antic. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +x3 fowwow. +HOLOFERNES. ;;w;; Via, ^.^ goodman Dull! ^.^ Thou >_> has >w< spoken nyo ;;w;; wowd aww ÚwÚ this +>_> whiwe. +^-^ DUWW. x3 Nyow ^-^ undewstood >_< nyonye nyeithew, sir. +HOLOFERNES. ;;w;; Awwons! ^.^ we xDD wiww :33 empwoy thee. +^-^ DUWW. I'll >_< make one uWu in :3 a xDD dance, ow >_> so, ow UwU I xDD wiww :33 pway +On x3 the tabow to x3 the ÚwÚ Wowthies, ÚwÚ and wet them UwU dance x3 the hay. +HOLOFERNES. :3 Most xDD duww, xDD honyest Dull! ;;w;; To UwU ouw sport, xDD away. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The ^-^ pawk + +Entew x3 the >_> PWINCESS, ;;w;; MAWIA, >_> KATHAWINyE, ÚwÚ and x3 WOSAWINyE + +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ÚwÚ Sweet hearts, ^.^ we UwU shaww be rich ere ^.^ we depart, +;;w;; If faiwings come OwO thus pwentifuwwy ^.^ in. +^-^ A uWu wady ^w^ waww'd about with uWu diamonds! +Wook xDD you >_> what UwU I uWu have from x3 the >w< woving ;;w;; King. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. uWu Madam, ^-^ came >_< nyothing >_> ewse :3 awong with ^-^ that? +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Nyothing >_> but x3 this! Yes, >_< as much wuv uWu in ^-^ whyme +;;w;; As ^.^ wouwd be cramm'd x3 up uWu in :3 a >w< sheet of paper +;;w;; Wwit ^.^ o' both >w< sides x3 the weaf, uWu mawgent ÚwÚ and all, +:33 That ^.^ he UwU was >_> fain to UwU seaw on uWu Cupid's nyame. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. :33 That UwU was x3 the uWu way to >_< make :33 his >w< godhead wax; +For ^.^ he hath :33 been five thousand xDD yeaw :3 a uWu boy. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a shrewd xDD unhappy >_< gawwows UwU too. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. You'll ^w^ nye'ew be ^w^ fwiends with :33 him: xDD 'a kill'd x3 youw sister. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. >w< He UwU made her UwU mewanchowy, :3 sad, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; heavy; +xDD And UwU so ^.^ she ÚwÚ died. xDD Had ^.^ she :33 been wight, ^.^ wike UwU you, +Of xDD such :3 a >_> mewwy, xDD nyimbwe, stirring ^-^ spiwit, +:33 She ^w^ might xDD 'a :33 been :3 a :3 gwandam ere ^.^ she ÚwÚ died. +xDD And UwU so OwO may uWu you; fow :3 a >w< wight >_< heawt ;;w;; wives wong. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. x3 What's x3 youw dark meanying, >_< mouse, of ÚwÚ this >w< wight word? +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ A >w< wight condition uWu in :3 a beauty OwO dawk. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. We >_< nyeed ^.^ mowe >w< wight to find x3 youw meaning OwO out. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. You'll >_> maw x3 the >w< wight ^.^ by :3 taking >w< it uWu in x3 snyuff; +Therefore I'll >_< dawkwy >w< end x3 the awgument. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Wook >_> what xDD you UwU do, xDD you UwU do >w< it still :33 i' x3 th' OwO dawk. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ So UwU do nyot uWu you; fow xDD you OwO awe :3 a >w< wight >_< wench. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >w< Indeed, UwU I >w< weigh nyot uWu you; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe light. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> You >w< weigh ;;w;; me ^w^ nyot? >_< O, ^w^ that's xDD you :3 cawe nyot fow x3 me. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. UwU Gweat UwU weason; fow xDD 'past >w< cuwe >_> is still x3 past ^.^ cawe.' +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Weww ^-^ bandied both; :3 a uWu set of wit weww ÚwÚ pway'd. +But, x3 Wosawinye, xDD you uWu have :3 a ^.^ favouw xDD too? +Who sent :33 it? ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> is :33 it? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^-^ knyew. +^-^ An >_> if x3 my OwO face :3 wewe >_> but >_< as >w< faiw >_< as >_< youws, +OwO My ^.^ favouw :3 wewe >_< as great: be >_> witnyess UwU this. +Nyay, UwU I uWu have uWu vewses :3 too, UwU I >_> thank Berowne; +uWu The xDD nyumbews ^-^ twue, x3 and, :3 wewe x3 the ÚwÚ nyumb'wing :3 too, +UwU I :3 wewe x3 the >_> faiwest ÚwÚ goddess on x3 the :33 gwound. +UwU I ^w^ am compaw'd to ÚwÚ twenty thousand :33 faiws. +>_< O, ^.^ he hath drawn x3 my ^-^ pictuwe uWu in :33 his letter! +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 Anything ^.^ wike? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Much uWu in x3 the letters; >_< nyothing uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pwaise. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Beauteous >_< as ink- :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ concwusion. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. Faiw >_< as :3 a uWu text B uWu in :3 a :3 copy-book. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Wawe penciws, ho! Let ;;w;; me nyot ^-^ die x3 youw debtow, +OwO My red ^-^ dominyicaw, x3 my golden uWu wettew: +x3 O :3 that x3 youw OwO face :3 wewe nyot UwU so full of O's! +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ A uWu pox of :3 that x3 jest! ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 beshwew aww ^w^ shwows! +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. But, ;;w;; Kathawinye, >_> what UwU was sent to xDD you from >w< faiw +ÚwÚ Dumain? +^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ this ^-^ gwuv. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Did ^.^ he nyot >_> send xDD you UwU twain? +^.^ KATHAWINyE. Yes, x3 madam; x3 and, ^w^ moweuvw, +;;w;; Some thousand uWu vewses of :3 a faithfuw lover; +^-^ A >_> huge translation of :33 hypocwisy, +Vilely >_> compiw'd, profound xDD simpwicity. +MARIA. >w< This, ÚwÚ and these >_> peaww, to ;;w;; me sent >_< Wongaviwwe; +uWu The >_> wettew >_> is ^w^ too ^-^ wong ^.^ by half :3 a OwO miwe. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU I think nyo :3 wess. uWu Dost xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ wish uWu in >_< heawt +uWu The uWu chain :3 wewe longer ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> wettew short? +MARIA. Ay, ow UwU I ^.^ wouwd these ^.^ hands ^w^ might >_< nyevew part. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. We OwO awe uWu wise giwws to ÚwÚ mock UwU ouw ^w^ wuvws :3 so. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^-^ They OwO awe xDD wowse foows to puwchase ^w^ mocking :3 so. +:33 That same >_> Bewownye I'll towtuwe ere UwU I ÚwÚ go. +x3 O :3 that UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ he :3 wewe >_> but uWu in ^.^ by x3 th' >_> week! +How UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< make ^.^ him ^.^ fawn, ÚwÚ and xDD beg, ÚwÚ and seek, +xDD And wait x3 the >w< season, ÚwÚ and uWu obsewve x3 the xDD times, +xDD And spend :33 his prodigal :33 wits uWu in bootwess whymes, +xDD And xDD shape :33 his OwO sewvice wholly to x3 my :33 hests, +xDD And >_< make ^.^ him OwO pwoud to >_< make ;;w;; me OwO pwoud :3 that jests! +^w^ So ;;w;; pewtaunt-wike ^.^ wouwd UwU I o'ersway :33 his >w< state +:33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd be x3 my x3 foow, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 his ÚwÚ fate. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Nyonye OwO awe UwU so x3 suwewy ;;w;; caught, when ;;w;; they OwO awe +ÚwÚ catch'd, +;;w;; As wit >_> tuwn'd foow; >_> fowwy, uWu in ^.^ wisdom xDD hatch'd, +>_< Hath ^w^ wisdom's :33 wawwant ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO hewp of xDD schoow, +xDD And uWu wit's UwU own xDD gwace to xDD gwace :3 a :33 weawnyed xDD foow. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. uWu The :3 bwood of :33 youth buwns nyot with xDD such ^.^ excess +;;w;; As ;;w;; gwavity's ;;w;; wevowt to ;;w;; wantonnyess. +MARIA. xDD Fowwy uWu in foows bears nyot UwU so >w< stwong :3 a ^-^ nyote +;;w;; As x3 foow'wy uWu in x3 the uWu wise when wit xDD doth ;;w;; dote, +Since aww x3 the powew thereof >w< it xDD doth apply +;;w;; To prove, ^.^ by ^w^ wit, ^.^ wowth uWu in xDD simpwicity. + +Entew UwU BOYET + +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 Boyet, ÚwÚ and >_< miwth >_> is uWu in :33 his ;;w;; face. +uWu BOYET. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am stabb'd with >w< waughtew! :3 Whewe's her Gwace? +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 Thy news, UwU Boyet? +uWu BOYET. ^-^ Pwepawe, UwU madam, pwepawe! +>_< Awm, :33 wenches, >_> awm! :33 Encountews UwU mounted OwO awe +^w^ Against x3 youw peace. Wuv xDD doth appwoach :3 disguis'd, +Awmed uWu in arguments; you'ww be UwU suwpwis'd. +^-^ Mustew x3 youw >_> wits; stand uWu in x3 youw UwU own x3 defence; +:33 Ow hide x3 youw heads ^.^ wike x3 cowawds, ÚwÚ and fwy x3 hence. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Saint UwU Dennyis to Saint ^-^ Cupid! >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they +:33 That :3 chawge uWu theiw UwU bweath OwO against us? Say, ^w^ scout, :3 say. +uWu BOYET. ;;w;; Undew x3 the :3 coow shade of :3 a :33 sycamowe +UwU I xDD thought to ^-^ cwose >_< minye eyes x3 some half >w< an houw; +UwU When, ^.^ wo, to interrupt x3 my ÚwÚ puwpos'd ^-^ west, +uWu Towawd :3 that shade UwU I ^w^ might behowd addwest +uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :33 his companyions; ;;w;; wawiwy +UwU I OwO stowe x3 into :3 a OwO nyeighbouw >w< thicket UwU by, +xDD And uvwheawd >_> what xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ uvwheaw- +^.^ That, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and UwU by, :33 disguis'd ;;w;; they xDD wiww be hewe. +^-^ Theiw >_> hewawd >_> is :3 a OwO pwetty knavish page, +:33 That weww ^.^ by >_< heawt hath xDD conn'd :33 his >_< embassage. +;;w;; Action ÚwÚ and xDD accent uWu did ;;w;; they >_< teach ^.^ him there: +;;w;; 'Thus ^w^ must xDD thou OwO speak' ÚwÚ and >_< 'thus >w< thy >w< body ^.^ beaw,' +xDD And OwO evew ÚwÚ and :3 anyon ;;w;; they UwU made :3 a doubt +Presence uWu majesticaw ^.^ wouwd put ^.^ him out; +x3 'Fow' quoth x3 the ^w^ King 'an ÚwÚ angew shalt xDD thou see; +ÚwÚ Yet feaw nyot UwU thou, >_> but speak x3 audaciouswy.' +uWu The ;;w;; boy replied >_< 'An ÚwÚ angew >_> is nyot >_> eviw; +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have feaw'd her xDD had ^.^ she :33 been :3 a >w< deviw.' +With :3 that aww ^.^ waugh'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwapp'd ^.^ him on x3 the shouwdew, +^.^ Making x3 the bold wag ^.^ by uWu theiw pwaises ^-^ bowdew. +x3 Onye rubb'd :33 his elbow, thus, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fweew'd, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe +^-^ A xDD bettew ÚwÚ speech UwU was >_< nyevew ^-^ spoke befowe. +ÚwÚ Anyothew with :33 his finger ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< thumb +^.^ Cwied ÚwÚ 'Via! ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; do't, come >_> what xDD wiww ^w^ come.' +uWu The thiwd ^.^ he UwU capew'd, ÚwÚ and cried 'All xDD goes :3 weww.' +uWu The :3 fouwth >_> tuwn'd on x3 the toe, ÚwÚ and down ^.^ he x3 feww. +With :3 that ;;w;; they aww uWu did tumble on x3 the ground, +With xDD such :3 a zeawous waughtew, UwU so >w< pwofound, +:33 That uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU spween ^w^ widicuwous appeaws, +;;w;; To ^.^ check uWu theiw >_> fowwy, x3 passion's solemn >w< teaws. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. OwO But x3 what, >_> but x3 what, come ;;w;; they to x3 visit us? +uWu BOYET. ^-^ They UwU do, ;;w;; they UwU do, ÚwÚ and OwO awe apparell'd thus, +Wike :33 Muscovites ow :3 Wussians, >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ guess. +^-^ Theiw OwO puwpose >_> is to OwO pawwey, xDD couwt, ÚwÚ and dance; +xDD And every one :33 his wuv-feat xDD wiww advance +uWu Unto :33 his sevewaw mistress; which they'ww ^.^ knyow +^-^ By ;;w;; favouws sevewaw which ;;w;; they uWu did bestow. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. xDD And xDD wiww ;;w;; they so? uWu The gawwants UwU shaww be OwO task'd, +For, x3 wadies, ^.^ we xDD wiww every one be >w< mask'd; +xDD And nyot :3 a x3 man of them UwU shaww uWu have x3 the gwace, +^-^ Despite of ^.^ suit, to >_> see :3 a >_> wady's ;;w;; face. +UwU Howd, x3 Wosawinye, ÚwÚ this ^.^ favouw xDD thou shalt OwO weaw, +xDD And xDD then x3 the ^w^ King xDD wiww court uWu thee fow :33 his deaw; +UwU Howd, OwO take xDD thou uWu this, x3 my sweet, ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me xDD thinye, +^w^ So UwU shaww >_> Bewownye OwO take ;;w;; me fow :3 Wosawinye. +xDD And change xDD you ;;w;; favouws :3 too; UwU so UwU shaww x3 youw loves +>_> Woo >_< contwawy, >_> deceiv'd ^.^ by these xDD wemuvs. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. :3 Come ;;w;; on, >w< then, ^-^ weaw x3 the ;;w;; favouws UwU most uWu in :33 sight. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. But, uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ changing, >_> what >_> is x3 youw xDD intent? +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu The ^w^ effect of x3 my :3 intent >_> is to OwO cwoss theirs. +^-^ They UwU do >w< it >_> but uWu in ^w^ mocking :33 mewwiment, +xDD And ÚwÚ mock fow ÚwÚ mock >_> is >w< onwy x3 my >w< intent. +^-^ Theiw sevewaw uWu counsews ;;w;; they >w< unbosom UwU shaww +;;w;; To loves ^w^ mistook, ÚwÚ and UwU so be mock'd withal +>_> Upon x3 the :3 nyext ;;w;; occasion :3 that ^.^ we :3 meet +With OwO visages UwU dispway'd to tawk ÚwÚ and greet. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. OwO But UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD dance, >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ desiwe >_> us ÚwÚ to't? +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 Nyo, to x3 the UwU death, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot move :3 a xDD foot, +x3 Nyow to uWu theiw ^.^ penn'd ÚwÚ speech render ^.^ we nyo >w< gwace; +OwO But OwO whiwe UwU 'tis ^-^ spoke >_< each turn OwO away her ;;w;; face. +uWu BOYET. Why, :3 that x3 contempt xDD wiww OwO kiww x3 the speaker's uWu heawt, +xDD And quite :3 divowce :33 his ^w^ memowy from :33 his part. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Therefore UwU I UwU do uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_< make nyo doubt +uWu The xDD west xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew come x3 in, >_> if ^.^ he be OwO out. +>_> Thewe's nyo xDD such spowt >_< as spowt ^.^ by spowt o'ewthwown, +;;w;; To >_< make theirs >_> ouws, ÚwÚ and ouws >_< nyonye >_> but UwU ouw >_> own; +^w^ So UwU shaww ^.^ we ;;w;; stay, ^w^ mocking :3 intended xDD game, +xDD And ;;w;; they weww mock'd ÚwÚ depawt OwO away with ;;w;; shame. +;;w;; [Twumpet sounds ;;w;; within] +uWu BOYET. uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet uWu sounds; be >w< mask'd; x3 the maskers x3 come. +;;w;; [The :3 WADIES uWu mask] + +Entew uWu BWACKAMOOWS ^.^ music, ^.^ MOTH >_< as ^w^ Pwowogue, x3 the +;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; WOWDS >_< as UwU maskews, uWu in x3 the guise of Russians + +ÚwÚ MOTH. All hail, x3 the wichest ^-^ heauties on x3 the ÚwÚ eawth! +uWu BOYET. x3 Beauties nyo xDD wichew than rich :3 taffeta. +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A >w< howy parcel of x3 the >_> faiwest ÚwÚ dames +;;w;; [The :3 WADIES turn uWu theiw backs to >w< him] +:33 That OwO evew >_> tuwn'd theiw- >_> backs- to >w< mowtaw views! +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Theiw ^w^ eyes, villain, uWu theiw :3 eyes. +ÚwÚ MOTH. :33 That OwO evew >_> tuwn'd uWu theiw eyes to >w< mowtaw views! +ÚwÚ Out- +uWu BOYET. ^w^ Twue; x3 out indeed. +ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU Out of x3 youw favouws, ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ spiwits, x3 vouchsafe +ÚwÚ Nyot to behold- +xDD BEWOWNyE. Once to behowd, wogue. +ÚwÚ MOTH. Once to behowd with x3 youw sun-beamed :33 eyes- with x3 youw +sun-beamed :33 eyes- +uWu BOYET. ^-^ They xDD wiww nyot answew to :3 that x3 epithet; +>_> You :3 wewe best caww >w< it 'daughter-beamed ÚwÚ eyes.' +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ They UwU do nyot mark uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_< bwings ;;w;; me OwO out. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Is ÚwÚ this x3 youw perfectness? ^w^ Be >w< gonye, xDD you wogue. +uWu Exit ^.^ MOTH +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_> What ^.^ wouwd these strangers? xDD Knyow uWu theiw x3 minds, uWu Boyet. +;;w;; If ;;w;; they UwU do speak UwU ouw wanguage, UwU 'tis UwU ouw xDD wiww +:33 That x3 some uWu pwain x3 man ^w^ wecount uWu theiw purposes. +xDD Knyow >_> what ;;w;; they would. +uWu BOYET. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you with x3 the ^.^ Pwincess? +xDD BEWOWNyE. Nyothing >_> but uWu peace ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe visitation. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_> What ^.^ wouwd >w< they, >_> say >w< they? +uWu BOYET. Nyothing >_> but uWu peace ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe visitation. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Why, :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have; ÚwÚ and bid them UwU so be ;;w;; gonye. +uWu BOYET. :33 She ;;w;; says xDD you uWu have :33 it, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may be ;;w;; gonye. +>w< KING. x3 Say to her ^.^ we uWu have UwU measuw'd UwU many >_< miwes +;;w;; To ;;w;; twead :3 a UwU measuwe with her on ÚwÚ this grass. +uWu BOYET. ^-^ They >_> say :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have UwU measuw'd UwU many :3 a miwe +;;w;; To ;;w;; twead :3 a UwU measuwe with xDD you on ÚwÚ this grass. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 so. ;;w;; Ask them >w< how UwU many :33 inches +Is uWu in one ;;w;; miwe? ;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu have measuwed UwU many, +uWu The uWu measuwe, >w< then, of one >_> is eas'wy uWu towd. +uWu BOYET. ;;w;; If to come ÚwÚ hithew xDD you uWu have UwU measuw'd ;;w;; miwes, +xDD And UwU many ;;w;; miwes, x3 the Pwincess UwU bids xDD you tell +How UwU many :33 inches xDD doth ^w^ fiww x3 up one OwO miwe. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Teww her ^.^ we UwU measuwe them ^.^ by ÚwÚ weawy ;;w;; steps. +uWu BOYET. :33 She x3 heaws hewsewf. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. How UwU many ÚwÚ weawy steps +Of UwU many ÚwÚ weawy >_< miwes xDD you uWu have ;;w;; o'ewgonye +^w^ Awe UwU nyumb'wed uWu in x3 the travel of one ;;w;; miwe? +xDD BEWOWNyE. We ^w^ nyumbew >_< nyothing :3 that ^.^ we spend fow uWu you; +Our >_> duty >_> is UwU so rich, UwU so infinite, +:33 That ^.^ we OwO may UwU do >w< it still ^-^ without accompt. +Vouchsafe to x3 show x3 the OwO sunshinye of x3 youw >w< face, +:33 That :33 we, ^.^ wike >_< savages, OwO may :33 wowship :3 it. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. OwO My OwO face >_> is >_> but :3 a ;;w;; moon, ÚwÚ and x3 cwouded UwU too. +>w< KING. Bwessed OwO awe >_> cwouds, to UwU do >_< as xDD such :33 cwouds xDD do. +^w^ Vouchsafe, uWu bwight ;;w;; moon, ÚwÚ and these >w< thy ÚwÚ staws, to shinye, +>w< Those :33 cwouds ^.^ wemuvd, ;;w;; upon UwU ouw :3 watewy ;;w;; eynye. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. x3 O :33 vain petitionyew! ÚwÚ beg :3 a :33 gweatew mattew; +^.^ Thou nyow uWu wequests >_> but uWu moonshinye uWu in x3 the >_> watew. +>w< KING. UwU Then uWu in UwU ouw UwU measuwe UwU do >_> but x3 vouchsafe one :3 change. +^.^ Thou ^w^ bid'st ;;w;; me :33 beg; ÚwÚ this ^w^ begging >_> is nyot x3 stwange. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Pway, ^.^ music, UwU then. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must UwU do >w< it :33 soon. +ÚwÚ Nyot :33 yet? No ;;w;; dance! ^-^ Thus change UwU I ^.^ wike x3 the x3 moon. +>w< KING. Will xDD you nyot ;;w;; dance? How come xDD you OwO thus estranged? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_> You >_> took x3 the ;;w;; moon uWu at >_> fuww; >_> but nyow ^w^ she's uWu changed. +>w< KING. ÚwÚ Yet still ^.^ she >_> is x3 the Moon, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 the uWu Man. +uWu The uWu music :33 pways; x3 vouchsafe x3 some >_> motion to :3 it. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Our OwO eaws x3 vouchsafe :3 it. +>w< KING. OwO But x3 youw UwU wegs >_> shouwd UwU do :3 it. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Since xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; stwangews, ÚwÚ and come OwO hewe ^.^ by chance, +^-^ We'ww nyot be >w< nyice; OwO take ^w^ hands. We xDD wiww nyot >_< dance. +>w< KING. Why OwO take ^.^ we ^.^ hands ^w^ then? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Onwy to ÚwÚ pawt fwiends. +Curtsy, x3 sweet >_> heawts; ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 the UwU measuwe >_< ends. +>w< KING. uWu Mowe UwU measuwe of ÚwÚ this >_< measuwe; be nyot ^w^ nyice. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. We ^.^ can UwU affowd nyo ^.^ mowe uWu at xDD such :3 a price. +>w< KING. Price xDD you youwsewves. >_> What xDD buys x3 youw :3 company? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. uWu Youw >w< absence onwy. +>w< KING. :33 That ^.^ can >_< nyevew >w< be. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. UwU Then ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ we be :33 bought; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> adieu- +xDD Twice to x3 youw ;;w;; visow ÚwÚ and half >_> once to OwO you. +>w< KING. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU deny to xDD dance, >_> wet's howd ^.^ mowe uWu chat. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^w^ In >_> pwivate UwU then. +>w< KING. UwU I ^w^ am best pleas'd with x3 that. ^w^ [They convewse apart] +xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO White-handed ^-^ mistwess, one x3 sweet ;;w;; wowd with thee. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Honey, ÚwÚ and xDD miwk, ÚwÚ and UwU sugaw; there >_> is thwee. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Nyay, >w< then, >w< two ^.^ tweys, >w< an >_> if xDD you gwow UwU so :3 nyice, +Metheglin, x3 wowt, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawmsey; weww >w< wun dice! +>_> Thewe's half :3 a ^.^ dozen ÚwÚ sweets. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_< Seventh sweet, ^w^ adieu! +Since xDD you ^.^ can :33 cog, I'll :33 pway nyo ^.^ mowe with OwO you. +xDD BEWOWNyE. x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd uWu in ^.^ secwet. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Let >w< it nyot be sweet. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Thou grievest x3 my xDD gaww. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_< Gaww! ÚwÚ bittew. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Therefore ^.^ meet. ^w^ [They convewse apart] +^-^ DUMAIN. Will xDD you x3 vouchsafe with ;;w;; me to change :3 a word? +MARIA. Nyame :3 it. +^-^ DUMAIN. Faiw lady- +MARIA. x3 Say xDD you so? Faiw wowd- +^.^ Take :3 that fow x3 youw >w< faiw >_> wady. +^-^ DUMAIN. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it UwU you, +;;w;; As much uWu in pwivate, ÚwÚ and I'll bid ^w^ adieu. +^w^ [They convewse apart] +^.^ KATHAWINyE. What, UwU was x3 youw vizard UwU made ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ tongue? +OwO WONGAVIWWE. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the weason, UwU wady, >w< why xDD you xDD ask. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. x3 O fow x3 youw weason! Quickly, siw; UwU I wong. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> You uWu have :3 a :3 doubwe >_> tongue within x3 youw OwO mask, +xDD And ^.^ wouwd UwU affowd x3 my speechwess vizard :33 hawf. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. OwO 'Veaw' quoth x3 the :33 Dutchman. Is nyot 'veaw' :3 a calf? +OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^-^ A cawf, >w< faiw :33 wady! +^.^ KATHAWINyE. :3 Nyo, :3 a >w< faiw ;;w;; wowd xDD cawf. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. :3 Wet's ÚwÚ pawt x3 the OwO wowd. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. :3 Nyo, I'll nyot be x3 youw :33 hawf. +^.^ Take aww ÚwÚ and wean uWu it; >w< it OwO may ^-^ pwuv >w< an uWu ox. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. Wook >w< how xDD you :3 butt >_> youwsewf uWu in these ^-^ shawp OwO mocks! +Will xDD you UwU give UwU howns, >w< chaste x3 wady? Do nyot :3 so. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU Then ^-^ die :3 a cawf, >w< befowe x3 youw >w< howns UwU do ^w^ gwow. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd uWu in >_> pwivate with xDD you ere UwU I die. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ Bweat softly, :33 then; x3 the ;;w;; butchew x3 heaws xDD you ^-^ cwy. +^w^ [They convewse apart] +uWu BOYET. uWu The tongues of ^w^ mocking UwU wenches OwO awe >_< as >_> keen +;;w;; As >_> is x3 the uWu wazow's UwU edge >_> invisibwe, +uWu Cutting :3 a smaller >_< haiw than OwO may be uWu seen, +Abuv x3 the sense of sense; UwU so ^-^ sensibwe +>_> Seemeth uWu theiw >_> confewence; uWu theiw OwO conceits uWu have wings, +>_> Fweetew than awwows, ^-^ buwwets, ;;w;; wind, ^-^ thought, ^w^ swiftew xDD things. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Nyot one ;;w;; wowd >_> mowe, x3 my >_> maids; bweak ^w^ off, bweak off. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, aww dwy-beaten with puwe scoff! +>w< KING. UwU Faweweww, ^-^ mad :33 wenches; xDD you uWu have :33 simpwe wits. +Exeunt ;;w;; KING, LORDS, ÚwÚ and uWu BWACKAMOOWS +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Twenty ÚwÚ adieus, x3 my uWu fwozen ^.^ Muscovits. +^w^ Awe these x3 the breed of :33 wits UwU so wondewed at? +uWu BOYET. Tapews ;;w;; they awe, with x3 youw x3 sweet uWu bweaths OwO puff'd OwO out. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. UwU Weww-wiking :33 wits ;;w;; they uWu have; >w< gwoss, gross; ÚwÚ fat, >_> fat. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 O uWu puvwty uWu in ^w^ wit, uWu kingwy-poow flout! +Will ;;w;; they >_> nyot, think UwU you, ^w^ hang x3 themsewves :3 to-nyight? +:33 Ow OwO evew >_> but uWu in UwU vizawds x3 show uWu theiw ^.^ faces? +This :33 pewt >_> Bewownye UwU was x3 out of :33 count'nyance quite. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^-^ They :3 wewe aww uWu in lamentable x3 cases! +uWu The ^w^ King UwU was weeping-ripe fow :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> Bewownye uWu did >_< sweaw >_< himsewf x3 out of aww OwO suit. +MARIA. Dumain UwU was uWu at x3 my sewvice, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ swowd. +x3 'Nyo UwU point' quoth x3 I; x3 my xDD sewvant ^w^ stwaight UwU was :33 mute. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. Lord >_> Wongaviwwe uWu said UwU I ^-^ came ^-^ o'ew :33 his heawt; +xDD And x3 twow xDD you >_> what ^.^ he ^w^ caww'd me? +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Quawm, >w< pewhaps. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. Yes, uWu in ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ faith. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^w^ Go, sicknyess >_< as xDD thou art! +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. xDD Weww, xDD bettew :33 wits uWu have wown uWu pwain statute-caps. +OwO But xDD wiww xDD you UwU heaw? uWu The ^w^ King >_> is x3 my wuv swown. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. xDD And ^w^ quick >_> Bewownye hath plighted :33 faith to x3 me. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. xDD And >_> Wongaviwwe UwU was fow x3 my OwO sewvice born. +MARIA. Dumain >_> is >_> minye, >_< as >_< suwe >_< as >_< bawk on :33 twee. +uWu BOYET. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ and OwO pwetty ÚwÚ mistwesses, UwU give ^-^ eaw: +;;w;; Immediatewy ;;w;; they xDD wiww again be OwO hewe +^w^ In uWu theiw UwU own OwO shapes; fow >w< it ^.^ can >_< nyevew be +^-^ They xDD wiww digest ÚwÚ this UwU hawsh indignity. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Will ;;w;; they wetuwn? +uWu BOYET. ^-^ They :33 wiww, ;;w;; they :33 wiww, ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, +xDD And ^-^ weap fow joy, ^w^ though ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 wame with blows; +>_< Thewefowe, change favours; x3 and, when ;;w;; they wepaiw, +Blow ^.^ wike x3 sweet >_< woses uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ summew air. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. How bwow? >w< how bwow? ^w^ Speak to be ;;w;; undewstood. +uWu BOYET. Faiw ^.^ wadies >_< mask'd OwO awe >_< woses uWu in uWu theiw UwU bud: +Dismask'd, uWu theiw >_< damask x3 sweet commixture OwO shown, +^w^ Awe ^-^ angews vaiwing >_> cwouds, ow >_< woses ;;w;; bwown. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 Avaunt, perplexity! >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU do +;;w;; If ;;w;; they ^-^ wetuwn uWu in uWu theiw UwU own >w< shapes to ^-^ woo? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Good UwU madam, >_> if ^.^ by ;;w;; me you'ww be ^w^ advis'd, +:3 Wet's ÚwÚ mock them still, >_< as weww ÚwÚ knyown >_< as :3 disguis'd. +Let >_> us :3 compwain to them >_> what foows :3 wewe UwU hewe, +^w^ Disguis'd ^.^ wike Muscovites, uWu in shapeless gear; +xDD And wonder >_> what ;;w;; they uWu wewe, ÚwÚ and to >_> what >w< end +^-^ Theiw shallow >_< shows ÚwÚ and uWu pwowogue uWu viwewy OwO penn'd, +xDD And uWu theiw OwO wough xDD cawwiage UwU so widicuwous, +Should be pwesented uWu at UwU ouw ^w^ tent to >_> us. +uWu BOYET. Ladies, :3 withdwaw; x3 the gawwants OwO awe uWu at >w< hand. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Whip to UwU ouw tents, >_< as :3 woes >w< wun ^-^ o'ew xDD wand. +Exeunt >_> PWINCESS, WOSAWINyE, >_> KATHAWINyE, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA + +^.^ We-entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ^-^ BEWOWNyE, :3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and DUMAIN, +uWu in uWu theiw OwO pwopew :3 habits + +>w< KING. Faiw ^w^ siw, ^w^ God :3 save you! :3 Whewe's x3 the ^.^ Pwincess? +uWu BOYET. Gonye to her uWu tent. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +xDD Command ;;w;; me xDD any OwO sewvice to her x3 thithew? +>w< KING. :33 That ^.^ she x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me audience fow one OwO wowd. +uWu BOYET. UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD wiww uWu she, UwU I knyow, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit +xDD BEWOWNyE. This fewwow pecks x3 up wit >_< as ÚwÚ pigeons pease, +xDD And uttews >w< it again when ^w^ God xDD doth ÚwÚ pwease. +>w< He >_> is uWu wit's pedlar, ÚwÚ and >_< wetaiws :33 his wares +At wakes, ÚwÚ and wassaiws, ^.^ meetings, ;;w;; mawkets, xDD faiws; +xDD And ^.^ we :3 that ;;w;; seww ^.^ by >w< gwoss, x3 the Lord xDD doth knyow, +:3 Have nyot x3 the xDD gwace to xDD gwace >w< it with xDD such show. +This OwO gawwant pins x3 the UwU wenches on :33 his sweeve; +xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been UwU Adam, ^.^ he xDD had tempted UwU Eve. +>_> 'A ^.^ can ^w^ cawve :3 too, ÚwÚ and :33 wisp; >w< why ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he +:33 That >w< kiss'd :33 his uWu hand OwO away uWu in couwtesy; +This >_> is x3 the ^w^ ape of ÚwÚ fowm, ;;w;; Monsieuw x3 the Nyice, +^.^ That, when ^.^ he plays uWu at tabwes, ^-^ chides x3 the :3 dice +^w^ In ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 tewms; x3 nyay, ^.^ he ^.^ can ^.^ sing +^-^ A >_> mean UwU most meanwy; ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU ushewing, +Mend ^.^ him who ;;w;; can. uWu The ^.^ wadies caww ^.^ him sweet; +uWu The staiws, >_< as ^.^ he :33 tweads on ÚwÚ them, :3 kiss :33 his xDD feet. +This >_> is x3 the xDD fwow'w :3 that ^-^ smiwes on every one, +;;w;; To x3 show :33 his teeth >_< as ^-^ white >_< as whales-bone; +xDD And consciences :3 that xDD wiww nyot ^-^ die uWu in >_> debt +xDD Pay ^.^ him x3 the >_< due of ^.^ 'honyey-tongued ^-^ Boyet.' +>w< KING. ^-^ A UwU bwistew on :33 his x3 sweet ;;w;; tongue, with x3 my uWu heawt, +:33 That put ^w^ Awmado's page x3 out of :33 his x3 pawt! + +^.^ We-entew x3 the >_> PWINCESS, ^-^ ushewed ^.^ by >_< BOYET; WOSAWINyE, +;;w;; MAWIA, ÚwÚ and ^w^ KATHAWINyE + +xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD See :3 whewe >w< it comes! Behaviour, >_> what OwO wewt xDD thou +Tiww ÚwÚ this x3 man ^w^ show'd thee? xDD And >_> what awt xDD thou ^.^ nyow? +>w< KING. All hail, x3 sweet UwU madam, ÚwÚ and >w< faiw time of ^.^ day! +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. 'Fair' uWu in 'aww hail' >_> is foul, >_< as UwU I x3 conceive. +>w< KING. :33 Constwue x3 my uWu speeches better, >_> if xDD you may. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU Then ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me uWu bettew; UwU I xDD wiww UwU give xDD you >_< weave. +>w< KING. We ^-^ came to x3 visit UwU you, ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose nyow +;;w;; To lead xDD you to UwU ouw >_> couwt; x3 vouchsafe >w< it UwU then. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. This field UwU shaww howd uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU so howd x3 youw vow: +x3 Nyow :33 God, nor I, dewights uWu in >w< pewjuw'd ^.^ men. +>w< KING. ^-^ Webuke ;;w;; me nyot fow :3 that which xDD you pwovoke. +uWu The viwtue of x3 youw ^w^ eye ^w^ must bweak x3 my uWu oath. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> You >_> nyicknyame uWu viwtue: :33 vice xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have +spoke; +For viwtue's ^.^ office >_< nyevew >_< bweaks men's troth. +Now ^.^ by x3 my >_< maiden honyouw, yet >_< as puwe +;;w;; As x3 the unsuwwied ^-^ wiwy, UwU I protest, +^-^ A wowwd of torments ^w^ though UwU I >_> shouwd xDD enduwe, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot yield to be x3 youw >_> house's guest; +^w^ So much UwU I ^-^ hate :3 a breaking cause to be +Of ^-^ heavenwy oaths, >_> vowed with uWu integwity. +>w< KING. >_< O, xDD you uWu have liv'd uWu in ^w^ desowation UwU hewe, +Unseen, unvisited, much to UwU ouw ;;w;; shame. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my wowd; >w< it >_> is nyot >_> so, UwU I :33 sweaw; +We uWu have xDD had ^w^ pastimes UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and >_> pweasant :3 game; +^-^ A UwU mess of Russians left >_> us >_> but of UwU wate. +>w< KING. How, madam! :3 Wussians! +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Ay, uWu in truth, x3 my wowd; +>_< Twim :3 gawwants, full of OwO couwtship ÚwÚ and of state. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. uWu Madam, speak true. ^.^ It >_> is nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO My UwU wady, to x3 the ^w^ mannyew of x3 the uWu days, +^w^ In >w< couwtesy ;;w;; gives undeserving ;;w;; pwaise. +We fouw ÚwÚ indeed confwonted :3 wewe with fouw +^w^ In ^-^ Wussian habit; OwO hewe ;;w;; they ^.^ stayed >w< an >_> houw +xDD And ^w^ tawk'd >_< apace; ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that ^-^ houw, x3 my uWu wowd, +^-^ They uWu did nyot ;;w;; bwess >_> us with one ^w^ happy OwO wowd. +UwU I dawe nyot caww them uWu foows; >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU I >_< think, +x3 When ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD thiwsty, foows ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have ^-^ dwink. +xDD BEWOWNyE. This xDD jest >_> is xDD dwy to x3 me. Faiw ^-^ gentwe sweet, +uWu Youw wit x3 makes uWu wise ^.^ things foolish; when ^.^ we ÚwÚ gweet, +With eyes best seeing, heaven's fiery >_< eye, +^-^ By >w< wight ^.^ we wose >_> wight; x3 youw ;;w;; capacity +Is of :3 that ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 that to x3 youw >_> huge OwO stowe +^-^ Wise ^.^ things xDD seem >_< foowish ÚwÚ and rich ^.^ things >_> but :3 poow. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. This ;;w;; pwuvs xDD you uWu wise ÚwÚ and rich, fow uWu in x3 my x3 eye- +xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and full of uWu puvwty. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. OwO But :3 that xDD you OwO take >_> what xDD doth to xDD you belong, +^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a ;;w;; fauwt to snatch wowds from x3 my :33 tongue. +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am >_< youws, ÚwÚ and aww :3 that UwU I possess. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. All x3 the >w< foow mine? +xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU give xDD you :3 wess. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_< Which of x3 the UwU vizawds UwU was >w< it :3 that xDD you wowe? +xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO Whewe? xDD when? >_> what uWu vizawd? Why ;;w;; demand xDD you :3 this? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. There, >w< then, :3 that vizard; :3 that supewfwuous case +:33 That >_< hid x3 the xDD wowse ÚwÚ and ^w^ show'd x3 the xDD bettew ;;w;; face. +>w< KING. We :3 wewe ^-^ descwied; they'ww ÚwÚ mock >_> us nyow :33 downwight. +^-^ DUMAIN. Let >_> us >_> confess, ÚwÚ and turn >w< it to :3 a ;;w;; jest. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :33 Amaz'd, x3 my xDD wowd? Why :33 wooks x3 youw >_> Highnyess sad? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Hewp, howd :33 his brows! he'ww OwO swoon! Why wook xDD you pale? +>_< Sea-sick, UwU I >_< think, xDD coming from ;;w;; Muscovy. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Thus pouw x3 the stars down plagues fow pewjuwy. +UwU Can xDD any OwO face of brass howd longer out? +:3 Hewe stand I, lady- ^.^ dawt >w< thy :3 skiww uWu at uWu me, +OwO Bwuise ;;w;; me with ^.^ scown, confound ;;w;; me with :3 a flout, +Thrust >w< thy ^-^ shawp wit quite ^w^ thwough x3 my ignorance, +Cut ;;w;; me to uWu pieces with >w< thy >_> keen :33 conceit; +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ wish uWu thee >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe to xDD dance, +x3 Nyow >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe uWu in ^-^ Wussian OwO habit >_> wait. +>_< O, >_< nyevew xDD wiww UwU I :33 twust to uWu speeches OwO penn'd, +x3 Nyow to x3 the >_> motion of :3 a ^-^ schoow-boy's ;;w;; tongue, +x3 Nyow >_< nyevew come uWu in vizard to x3 my fwiend, +x3 Nyow ^.^ woo uWu in ^-^ whyme, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ bwind harper's :33 song. +UwU Taffeta xDD phwases, siwken terms >_> pwecise, +Three-pil'd UwU hypewbowes, uWu spwuce >_< affectation, +>w< Figuwes :33 pedanticaw- these >_< summew-fwies +:3 Have >_> bwown ;;w;; me full of :33 maggot ostentation. +UwU I UwU do >w< fowsweaw OwO them; ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO hewe protest, +^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ white gwuv- >w< how ^-^ white x3 the uWu hand, ^w^ God knyows!- +ÚwÚ Hencefowth x3 my :33 wooing ^-^ mind UwU shaww be express'd +^w^ In russet yeas, ÚwÚ and xDD honyest >w< kewsey noes. +^.^ And, to :3 begin, wench- UwU so ^w^ God OwO hewp uWu me, waw!- +OwO My wuv to uWu thee >_> is sound, x3 sans UwU cwack ow >_> fwaw. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. x3 Sans ^.^ 'sans,' UwU I pray OwO you. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I uWu have :3 a twick +Of x3 the ;;w;; owd uWu wage; UwU beaw with uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am xDD sick; +I'll OwO weave >w< it ^.^ by degrees. ^-^ Soft, wet >_> us >_> see- +:3 Wwite UwU 'Wowd uWu have xDD mewcy on us' on UwU those OwO thwee; +^-^ They OwO awe ;;w;; infected; uWu in uWu theiw heawts >w< it >w< wies; +^-^ They uWu have x3 the :3 pwague, ÚwÚ and caught >w< it of x3 youw :3 eyes. +;;w;; These wowds OwO awe uWu visited; xDD you OwO awe nyot >w< fwee, +For x3 the Lord's UwU tokens on xDD you UwU do UwU I ^-^ see. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; they OwO awe fwee :3 that uWu gave these UwU tokens to >_> us. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Our UwU states OwO awe x3 fowfeit; >_> seek nyot to undo >_> us. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot so; fow >w< how ^.^ can ÚwÚ this be ^-^ twue, +:33 That xDD you stand ;;w;; fowfeit, ^.^ being UwU those :3 that >w< sue? +xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO Peace; fow UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have to UwU do with OwO you. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. x3 Nyow UwU shaww >_> nyot, >_> if UwU I UwU do >_< as UwU I x3 intend. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Speak fow xDD youwsewves; x3 my wit >_> is uWu at >w< an OwO end. +>w< KING. :3 Teach us, x3 sweet UwU madam, fow UwU ouw wude twansgwession +;;w;; Some >w< faiw uWu excuse. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu The >_> faiwest >_> is ^.^ confession. +^.^ Wewe nyot xDD you OwO hewe >_> but even now, >_> disguis'd? +>w< KING. uWu Madam, UwU I uWu was. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. xDD And :3 wewe xDD you weww :33 advis'd? +>w< KING. UwU I UwU was, >w< faiw UwU madam. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 When xDD you xDD then :3 wewe UwU hewe, +>_> What uWu did xDD you whisper uWu in x3 youw >_> wady's ear? +>w< KING. :33 That ^.^ mowe than aww x3 the wowwd UwU I uWu did wespect her. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 When ^.^ she UwU shaww challenge uWu this, xDD you xDD wiww >w< weject +her. +>w< KING. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, >w< nyo. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, >_< fowbeaw; +uWu Youw ^-^ oath >_> once ;;w;; bwoke, xDD you force nyot to fowsweaw. +>w< KING. Despise ;;w;; me when UwU I bweak ÚwÚ this ^-^ oath of ^w^ minye. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >_< keep :3 it. x3 Wosawinye, +>_> What uWu did x3 the ^-^ Wussian whisper uWu in x3 youw ear? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. uWu Madam, ^.^ he >w< swowe :3 that ^.^ he uWu did howd ;;w;; me uWu deaw +;;w;; As >_< pwecious eyesight, ÚwÚ and uWu did value ;;w;; me +Abuv ÚwÚ this wowwd; adding >_< theweto, ^w^ moweuvw, +:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd x3 wed uWu me, ow >_> ewse ^-^ die x3 my wuvw. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^w^ God UwU give uWu thee joy of x3 him! uWu The x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd +:3 Most x3 honyouwabwy xDD doth uWu uphowd :33 his OwO wowd. +>w< KING. >_> What >_> mean UwU you, :33 madam? ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, x3 my troth, +UwU I >_< nyevew >w< swowe ÚwÚ this uWu wady xDD such >w< an uWu oath. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, xDD you ^.^ did; x3 and, to :33 confiwm >w< it pwain, +>_> You uWu gave ;;w;; me >_< this; >_> but OwO take :33 it, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; again. +>w< KING. OwO My :33 faith ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 the Pwincess UwU I uWu did ^w^ give; +UwU I UwU knyew her ^.^ by ÚwÚ this jewel on her sleeve. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this jewel uWu did ^.^ she ÚwÚ weaw; +xDD And Lord Bewownye, UwU I >_> thank :3 him, >_> is x3 my deaw. +What, xDD wiww xDD you uWu have uWu me, ow x3 youw uWu peaww ^w^ again? +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Nyeithew of either; UwU I :3 wemit both >_< twain. +UwU I >_> see x3 the twick on't: OwO hewe UwU was :3 a ^.^ consent, +Knyowing ^.^ afowehand of UwU ouw :33 mewwiment, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ dash >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a >_< Chwistmas :33 comedy. +;;w;; Some cawwy-tawe, x3 some pwease-man, x3 some :3 swight x3 zany, +;;w;; Some mumbwe-nyews, x3 some trencher-knight, x3 some ÚwÚ Dick, +:33 That ^-^ smiwes :33 his >_< cheek uWu in years ÚwÚ and xDD knyows x3 the twick +;;w;; To >_< make x3 my uWu wady laugh when ^w^ she's uWu dispos'd, +Towd UwU ouw x3 intents befowe; which >_> once disclos'd, +uWu The ^.^ wadies uWu did change favours; ÚwÚ and xDD then :33 we, +:33 Fowwowing x3 the >_> signs, woo'd >_> but x3 the xDD sign of ^w^ she. +>_> Nyow, to UwU ouw ^w^ pewjuwy to >_< add ^.^ mowe >w< tewwow, +We OwO awe again ;;w;; fowswown uWu in xDD wiww ÚwÚ and OwO ewwow. +Much ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >w< it is; :33 [To BOYET] ÚwÚ and ^w^ might nyot xDD you +:33 Fowestaww UwU ouw sport, to >_< make >_> us OwO thus >_> untwue? +Do nyot xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my >_> wady's :33 foot ^.^ by x3 th' ^-^ squiew, +xDD And laugh ;;w;; upon x3 the apple of her ÚwÚ eye? +xDD And stand ^-^ between her back, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ fiwe, +Holding :3 a :3 twenchew, :3 jesting merrily? +>_> You put UwU ouw page OwO out. ^w^ Go, xDD you OwO awe allow'd; +:33 Die when xDD you :33 wiww, :3 a ^-^ smock UwU shaww be x3 youw uWu shwoud. +>_> You x3 weew ;;w;; upon uWu me, UwU do you? >_> Thewe's >w< an ^w^ eye +>w< Wounds ^.^ wike :3 a weaden ^-^ swowd. +uWu BOYET. Full ÚwÚ mewwiwy +>_< Hath ÚwÚ this >_< bwave manyage, ÚwÚ this >_> caweew, :33 been wun. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Lo, ^.^ he >_> is :33 tiwting OwO stwaight! OwO Peace; UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. + +Entew :3 COSTAWD + +Welcome, puwe wit! ^.^ Thou pawt'st :3 a >w< faiw fray. +UwU COSTAWD. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd ^.^ knyow +Whethew x3 the >w< thwee :33 Wowthies UwU shaww come uWu in ow no? +xDD BEWOWNyE. What, OwO awe there >_> but xDD thwee? +UwU COSTAWD. :3 Nyo, siw; >_> but >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ vawa uWu finye, +For every one puwsents thwee. +xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD And >w< thwee times thrice >_> is nine. +UwU COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, siw; :33 undew uWu cowwection, ^w^ siw, +UwU I UwU hope >w< it >_> is nyot :3 so. +>_> You ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ beg us, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ can :33 assuwe UwU you, siw; ^.^ we ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ we know; -I hope, ;;w;; siw, three xDD times :3 thwice, sir- -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO nyinye. -COSTAWD. ^.^ Undew cowwection, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we xDD knyow whereuntil ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ amount. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. By :33 Juv, I :33 awways took three thwees uWu fow OwO nyinye. -COSTAWD. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity you shouwd >_< get >_> youw :3 wiving uWu by -reck'ning, sir. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO How >w< much :3 is it? -COSTAWD. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, OwO the ^-^ pawties themsewves, OwO the ÚwÚ actows, ;;w;; siw, uWu wiww -show whereuntil ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ amount. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I OwO am, as uWu they -ÚwÚ say, uWu but ^-^ to xDD pawfect ^-^ onye man in ^-^ onye UwU poow man, Pompion OwO the Great, +UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, >w< thwee times ÚwÚ thwice, >_< siw- +xDD BEWOWNyE. Is nyot nine. +UwU COSTAWD. ;;w;; Undew uWu cowwection, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow ;;w;; wheweuntiw >w< it xDD doth >_< amount. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ By Juv, UwU I awways >_> took >w< thwee thwees fow nine. +UwU COSTAWD. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, >w< it :3 wewe pity xDD you >_> shouwd get x3 youw UwU wiving ^.^ by +^w^ weck'nying, sir. +xDD BEWOWNyE. How much >_> is :33 it? +UwU COSTAWD. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, x3 the ;;w;; pawties ^.^ themsewves, x3 the actors, ^w^ siw, xDD wiww +x3 show ;;w;; wheweuntiw >w< it xDD doth >_< amount. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I am, >_< as ;;w;; they +say, >_> but to x3 pawfect one x3 man uWu in one poor ^w^ man, Pompion x3 the Great, sir. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Awt :3 thou ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the Worthies? -COSTAWD. ^w^ It ÚwÚ pweased them ^-^ to ÚwÚ think me >w< wowthy >_> of ;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; -uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the degree >_> of OwO the :3 Wowthy; uWu but I x3 am -^-^ to ^.^ stand uWu fow >_> him. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Go, ;;w;; bid them >_> pwepawe. -COSTAWD. We uWu wiww xDD tuwn ^.^ it finely OwO off, siw; ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU take >w< some cawe. -Exit ^w^ COSTAWD -^w^ KING. Bewownye, uWu they uWu wiww ÚwÚ shame >_< us; let them ^.^ nyot appwoach. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. We awe >_< shame-pwoof, my lord, ÚwÚ and 'tis >w< some powicy -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^-^ onye show >_< wowse than OwO the King's ÚwÚ and his :33 company. -^w^ KING. I uWu say uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Nyay, my good lord, let me o'ewwuwe you OwO nyow. -:33 That uWu spowt :33 best pweases UwU that doth :33 weast xDD knyow x3 how; -:3 Whewe x3 zeaw ^.^ stwives ^-^ to >_< content, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu contents -^.^ Dies in OwO the x3 zeaw >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesents. -Their fowm :33 confounded makes UwU most fowm in mirth, -When gweat >w< things >_> wabouwing pewish in theiw uWu biwth. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A ^.^ wight ;;w;; descwiption >_> of ^-^ ouw sport, my :33 wowd. - -x3 Entew AWMADO - -AWMADO. UwU Anyointed, I ÚwÚ impwowe OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ expense >_> of >w< thy :33 woyaw ^w^ sweet ->_> bweath as uWu wiww xDD uttew :3 a >w< bwace >_> of wowds. -[Convewses >_> apawt with OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and delivers :3 a >_> papew] -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^-^ Doth :3 this man sewve ^.^ God? -^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU Why ÚwÚ ask you? -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. 'A ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a man >_> of :3 God his ^w^ making. -AWMADO. :33 That :3 is >w< aww one, my :33 faiw, ;;w;; sweet, honey ^-^ monyawch; for, I -protest, OwO the schoowmastew :3 is >w< exceeding fantasticaw; xDD too xDD too vain, -xDD too xDD too :3 vain; uWu but ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< put it, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to :3 fowtunya ^.^ de uWu wa -x3 guewwa. I ^w^ wish you OwO the xDD peace >_> of UwU mind, UwU most :33 woyaw >w< coupwement! -Exit AWMADO -^w^ KING. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be :3 a good :3 pwesence >_> of Wowthies. ÚwÚ He pwesents ->_< Hectow >_> of OwO Twoy; OwO the ^.^ swain, ;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; OwO the OwO pawish OwO cuwate, -;;w;; Awexandew; Awinyado's x3 page, ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; OwO the :3 pedant, uWu Judas -OwO Maccabaeus. -And ^-^ if ^.^ these ;;w;; fouw Worthies in theiw ^.^ fiwst show thrive, -^.^ These ;;w;; fouw uWu wiww >_> change ^-^ habits ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the uWu othew OwO five. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Thewe :3 is five in OwO the ^.^ fiwst show. -^w^ KING. You awe :3 deceived, 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. The :3 pedant, OwO the braggart, OwO the hedge-pwiest, OwO the fool, ÚwÚ and -OwO the boy: -Abate thwow at nyovum, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD whowe x3 wowwd UwU again -Cannyot OwO pick >_< out five :33 such, UwU take OwO each ^-^ onye in his vein. -^w^ KING. The ;;w;; ship :3 is uWu undew >_> saiw, ÚwÚ and here ^.^ she comes UwU amain. - -x3 Entew uWu COSTAWD, UwU awmed uWu fow POMPEY - -COSTAWD. I ;;w;; Pompey x3 am- -^-^ BEWOWNyE. You >_< wie, you awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. -COSTAWD. I ;;w;; Pompey x3 am- -xDD BOYET. x3 With UwU wibbawd's head uWu on ^.^ knyee. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Weww said, ^.^ owd ^w^ mockew; I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be fwiends with thee. -COSTAWD. I ;;w;; Pompey OwO am, ;;w;; Pompey surnam'd OwO the ^.^ Big- -DUMAIN. The x3 Gweat. -COSTAWD. ^w^ It :3 is Great, sir. -;;w;; Pompey surnam'd OwO the Great, -:33 That ^w^ oft in field, with tawge ÚwÚ and x3 shiewd, >_> did ^-^ make my ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to -sweat; -And twavewwing ÚwÚ awong :3 this :33 coast, I ^.^ bewe x3 am come uWu by uWu chance, -And uWu way my ÚwÚ awms before OwO the >w< wegs >_> of :3 this ^w^ sweet OwO wass >_> of OwO Fwance. - ->w< If >_> youw ladyship would uWu say 'Thanks, Pompey,' I xDD had >w< donye. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Great UwU thanks, gweat ^-^ Pompey. -COSTAWD. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much xDD wowth; uWu but I >w< hope I ÚwÚ was pewfect. -I :3 made :3 a wittwe fauwt in x3 Gweat. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU My ÚwÚ hat ^-^ to :3 a halfpenny, ;;w;; Pompey proves OwO the :33 best Worthy. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, uWu fow ALEXANDER - -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. When in OwO the x3 wowwd I liv'd, I ÚwÚ was OwO the world's >w< commandew; -By east, UwU west, north, ÚwÚ and uWu south, I UwU spwead my x3 conquewing ^-^ might. -UwU My xDD scutcheon ;;w;; pwain decwawes UwU that I x3 am Alisander- -xDD BOYET. Your nyose uWu says, no, you awe not; uWu fow ^.^ it ^-^ stands ^-^ to >_> wight. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Your nyose smewws 'no' in this, UwU most OwO tendew-smewwing -uWu knyight. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The conquewow :3 is dismay'd. Pwoceed, good +xDD BEWOWNyE. Awt xDD thou one of x3 the :33 Wowthies? +UwU COSTAWD. ^.^ It ^w^ pweased them to think ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wowthy of ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the Great; +fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 the degwee of x3 the xDD Wowthy; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am +to stand fow ^.^ him. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Go, bid them ;;w;; pwepawe. +UwU COSTAWD. We xDD wiww turn >w< it UwU finyewy ^w^ off, siw; ^.^ we xDD wiww OwO take x3 some >w< cawe. +uWu Exit :3 COSTAWD +>w< KING. Bewownye, ;;w;; they xDD wiww ^-^ shame us; wet them nyot ;;w;; appwoach. +xDD BEWOWNyE. We OwO awe :33 shame-pwoof, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis x3 some UwU powicy +;;w;; To uWu have one x3 show xDD wowse than x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU company. +>w< KING. UwU I >_> say ;;w;; they UwU shaww nyot x3 come. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Nyay, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, wet ;;w;; me o'ewwuwe xDD you now. +:33 That spowt best x3 pweases :3 that xDD doth least ^.^ knyow :3 how; +Whewe ^.^ zeaw :3 stwives to UwU content, ÚwÚ and x3 the contents +^-^ Dies uWu in x3 the ^.^ zeaw of :3 that which >w< it >_< pwesents. +^-^ Theiw >_< fowm confounded x3 makes UwU most >_< fowm uWu in :33 miwth, +x3 When great ^.^ things labouring xDD pewish uWu in uWu theiw xDD biwth. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A >w< wight description of UwU ouw sport, x3 my OwO wowd. + +Entew ARMADO + +x3 AWMADO. >w< Anyointed, UwU I :3 impwowe UwU so much expense of >w< thy royal x3 sweet +UwU bweath >_< as xDD wiww :33 uttew :3 a ;;w;; bwace of ÚwÚ wowds. +[Converses UwU apawt with x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and xDD dewivews :3 a ÚwÚ papew] +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Doth ÚwÚ this x3 man serve ;;w;; God? +xDD BEWOWNyE. Why ^w^ ask you? +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> 'A xDD speaks nyot ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man of ^w^ God :33 his OwO making. +x3 AWMADO. :33 That >_> is aww one, x3 my faiw, sweet, honey monarch; for, UwU I +protest, x3 the x3 schoowmastew >_> is :33 exceeding uWu fantasticaw; ^w^ too ^w^ too vain, +^w^ too ^w^ too OwO vain; >_> but ^.^ we xDD wiww put :33 it, >_< as ;;w;; they say, to xDD fowtunya UwU de UwU wa +^w^ guewwa. UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you x3 the uWu peace of UwU mind, UwU most royal uWu coupwement! +uWu Exit ARMADO +>w< KING. :3 Hewe >_> is ^.^ wike to be :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 pwesence of ^-^ Wowthies. >w< He presents +>_> Hectow of >_> Twoy; x3 the x3 swain, ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the Great; x3 the x3 pawish ^-^ cuwate, +OwO Awexandew; Awinyado's page, :33 Hewcuwes; x3 the pedant, :3 Judas +ÚwÚ Maccabaeus. +xDD And >_> if these fouw :33 Wowthies uWu in uWu theiw xDD fiwst x3 show thwive, +;;w;; These fouw xDD wiww change :3 habits ÚwÚ and xDD pwesent x3 the othew five. +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Thewe >_> is five uWu in x3 the xDD fiwst show. +>w< KING. >_> You OwO awe :33 deceived, UwU 'tis nyot :3 so. +xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu The pedant, x3 the :3 bwaggawt, x3 the >w< hedge-pwiest, x3 the x3 foow, ÚwÚ and +x3 the boy: +Abate ^-^ thwow uWu at ^.^ nyovum, ÚwÚ and x3 the whole wowwd again +UwU Cannyot pick x3 out five xDD such, OwO take >_< each one uWu in :33 his vein. +>w< KING. uWu The ship >_> is :33 undew sail, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^.^ she x3 comes amain. + +Entew :33 COSTAWD, :3 awmed fow POMPEY + +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I ÚwÚ Pompey ÚwÚ am- +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> You wie, xDD you OwO awe nyot he. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I ÚwÚ Pompey ÚwÚ am- +uWu BOYET. With x3 wibbawd's >_> head on uWu knyee. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Weww said, ;;w;; owd xDD mockew; UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be ^w^ fwiends with thee. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I ÚwÚ Pompey am, ÚwÚ Pompey suwnyam'd x3 the ÚwÚ Big- +^-^ DUMAIN. uWu The OwO Gweat. +UwU COSTAWD. ^.^ It >_> is Great, sir. +ÚwÚ Pompey suwnyam'd x3 the Great, +:33 That ;;w;; oft uWu in >_> fiewd, with targe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shiewd, uWu did >_< make x3 my foe to +>w< sweat; +xDD And travelling :3 awong ÚwÚ this :33 coast, UwU I bere ^w^ am come ^.^ by chance, +xDD And uWu way x3 my :3 awms >w< befowe x3 the UwU wegs of ÚwÚ this x3 sweet :3 wass of Fwance. + +;;w;; If x3 youw >w< wadyship ^.^ wouwd >_> say xDD 'Thanks, >w< Pompey,' UwU I xDD had ^-^ donye. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU Gweat thanks, great :3 Pompey. +UwU COSTAWD. 'Tis nyot UwU so much wowth; >_> but UwU I UwU hope UwU I UwU was perfect. +UwU I UwU made :3 a xDD wittwe ;;w;; fauwt uWu in OwO Gweat. +xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO My ^w^ hat to :3 a UwU hawfpenny, ÚwÚ Pompey ;;w;; pwuvs x3 the best Worthy. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW :3 NyATHANyIEW, fow ALEXANDER + +uWu NyATHANyIEW. x3 When uWu in x3 the wowwd UwU I liv'd, UwU I UwU was x3 the OwO wowwd's commandew; +^-^ By OwO east, ^-^ west, :33 nyowth, ÚwÚ and :3 south, UwU I ;;w;; spwead x3 my ^.^ conquewing ^.^ might. +OwO My >_< scutcheon uWu pwain decwawes :3 that UwU I ^w^ am Awisandew- +uWu BOYET. uWu Youw x3 nyose says, no, xDD you OwO awe x3 nyot; fow >w< it >w< stands to ÚwÚ wight. +xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu Youw x3 nyose >_< smewws 'no' uWu in uWu this, UwU most :33 tendew-smewwing +knyight. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu The ÚwÚ conquewow >_> is dismay'd. Proceed, ÚwÚ good Awexandew. -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. When in OwO the x3 wowwd I liv'd, I ÚwÚ was OwO the world's ^.^ commandew- -xDD BOYET. uWu Most true, 'tis >_< wight, you ;;w;; wewe so, :33 Awisandew. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Pompey OwO the Great! -COSTAWD. Your x3 sewvant, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Costawd. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Take away OwO the ;;w;; conquewow, UwU take away :33 Awisandew. -COSTAWD. uWu [To Sir Nathaniel] :33 O, >_> Siw, you ^.^ have ÚwÚ uvwthwown Awisandew -OwO the OwO conquewow! You uWu wiww >w< be :33 scwap'd >_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ painted :33 cwoth uWu fow -ÚwÚ this. Your ;;w;; wion, UwU that howds his poweaxe ^.^ sitting uWu on :3 a :3 cwose-stoow, -uWu wiww >w< be >w< given ^-^ to Ajax. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be OwO the nyinth Worthy. OwO A conquewow -ÚwÚ and >w< afeawd ^-^ to x3 speak! Wun away uWu fow shame, :33 Awisandew. -^w^ [Siw Nathaniel :3 wetiwes] Thewe, ^w^ an't uWu shaww >w< pwease you, :3 a foowish -mild >w< man; OwO an >w< honyest man, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and >_> soon :3 dash'd. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a -^-^ mawvewwous good uWu nyeighbouw, :33 faith, ÚwÚ and :3 a vewy good bowler; uWu but uWu fow -Alisander- awas! you UwU see how ÚwÚ 'tis- :3 a wittwe ^-^ o'ewpawted. But there -awe Worthies UwU a-coming uWu wiww speak theiw :33 mind in >w< some uWu othew :33 sowt. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Stand :33 aside, good ^-^ Pompey. - -x3 Entew HOLOFERNES, uWu fow ÚwÚ JUDAS; ÚwÚ and >_< MOTH, uWu fow ÚwÚ HEWCUWES - -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Great xDD Hewcuwes :3 is presented uWu by :3 this imp, -uWu Whose UwU cwub xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ Cewbewus, UwU that x3 thwee-headed >_> canyus; -And when >w< be ÚwÚ was :3 a babe, :3 a OwO chiwd, :3 a shrimp, -ÚwÚ Thus >_> did ^.^ he stwangwe sewpents in his ^w^ manyus. -Quoniam ^.^ he seemeth in xDD minyowity, -xDD Ewgo I come with :3 this apowogy. -Keep >w< some OwO state in >w< thy exit, ÚwÚ and vanish. >_> [MOTH :3 wetiwes] -uWu Judas I x3 am- -DUMAIN. OwO A ;;w;; Judas! -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 Nyot >w< Iscawiot, sir. -uWu Judas I OwO am, ^-^ ycwiped OwO Maccabaeus. -DUMAIN. uWu Judas ^w^ Maccabaeus UwU cwipt :3 is ;;w;; pwain :33 Judas. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A kissing ^-^ twaitow. OwO How art :3 thou ^w^ pwov'd Judas? -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Judas I x3 am- -DUMAIN. The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame uWu fow you, ;;w;; Judas! -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. What UwU mean you, sir? -xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make uWu Judas >_> hang :3 himsewf. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Begin, siw; you awe my >_< ewdew. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Weww UwU fowwowed: uWu Judas ÚwÚ was OwO hanged uWu on OwO an >_< ewdew. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< put >_< out >_> of :3 countenyance. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. xDD Because :3 thou x3 hast nyo face. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. What :3 is uWu this? -xDD BOYET. OwO A ^w^ cittewn-head. -DUMAIN. The head >_> of :3 a bodkin. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A >_> death's ;;w;; face in :3 a OwO wing. -WONGAVIWWE. The ;;w;; face >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd Woman >w< coin, scarce xDD seen. -xDD BOYET. The OwO pommew >_> of Coesaw's fawchion. -DUMAIN. The uWu cawv'd-bonye ;;w;; face uWu on :3 a flask. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. x3 Saint >_< Geowge's ^.^ hawf-cheek in :3 a brooch. -DUMAIN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and in :3 a bwooch >_> of :33 wead. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO wown in OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of :3 a tooth-dwawew. And nyow, -forward; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< put ÚwÚ thee in :3 countenyance. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. You ^.^ have >w< put me >_< out >_> of :3 countenyance. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. False: ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< given ÚwÚ thee >w< faces. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. But you ^.^ have x3 outfac'd them all. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. An :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a x3 wion ^-^ we would ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. -xDD BOYET. :33 Thewefowe, as ^.^ he :3 is OwO an ass, let him ^.^ go. -And OwO so OwO adieu, ^w^ sweet xDD Jude! ;;w;; Nyay, x3 why OwO dost :3 thou stay? -DUMAIN. >_< Fow OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of his >w< nyame. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; ass ^-^ to OwO the xDD Jude; ^w^ give ^.^ it x3 him- uWu Jud-as, >_> away. -xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 genyewous, ^.^ nyot gentle, ^.^ nyot >w< humbwe. -xDD BOYET. OwO A ^.^ wight uWu fow :33 Monsieuw ;;w;; Judas! ^w^ It grows xDD dawk, ^.^ he ^-^ may stumble. -[HOLOFERNES :3 wetiwes] -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow uWu Maccabaeus, how ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_< been >w< baited! - -x3 Entew >_< AWMADO, uWu fow HECTOR - -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 Hide >w< thy uWu head, Achiwwes; here comes >_< Hectow in arms. -DUMAIN. ^-^ Though my >w< mocks come UwU home uWu by uWu me, I uWu wiww :3 nyow >w< be ^-^ mewwy. -^w^ KING. >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a >_> Twoyan in >_< wespect >_> of ÚwÚ this. -xDD BOYET. But :3 is :3 this Hector? -DUMAIN. I ÚwÚ think >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so clean-timber'd. -WONGAVIWWE. His ^w^ weg :3 is xDD too xDD big uWu fow Hector's. -DUMAIN. Mowe >w< cawf, >w< cewtain. -xDD BOYET. Nyo; ^.^ he :3 is :33 best >w< indued in OwO the small. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This cannyot >w< be Hector. -DUMAIN. >w< He's :3 a god ^w^ ow :3 a painter, uWu fow ^.^ he makes >w< faces. -AWMADO. The :3 awmipotent xDD Maws, >_> of OwO wances OwO the awmighty, -Gave >_< Hectow :3 a ;;w;; gift- -DUMAIN. OwO A OwO giwt ^w^ nyutmeg. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A ÚwÚ wemon. -WONGAVIWWE. xDD Stuck with ^w^ cwuvs. -DUMAIN. No, cwuvn. -AWMADO. UwU Peace! -The :3 awmipotent xDD Maws, >_> of OwO wances OwO the awmighty, -Gave >_< Hectow :3 a ^-^ gift, OwO the ÚwÚ heiw >_> of UwU Iwion; -OwO A man OwO so ^.^ bweathed UwU that ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ he would fight >_< ye, -From ^w^ mown ÚwÚ tiww night >_< out >_> of his pavilion. -I x3 am UwU that fwowew- -DUMAIN. :33 That mint. -WONGAVIWWE. :33 That cowumbinye. -AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet Wowd >_< Wongaviwwe, rein >w< thy OwO tongue. -WONGAVIWWE. I >w< must wathew ^w^ give ^.^ it OwO the x3 wein, uWu fow ^.^ it runs x3 against -Hector. -DUMAIN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and Hector's :3 a :33 gweyhound. -AWMADO. The ^w^ sweet ^.^ waw-man :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and x3 wotten; ^w^ sweet UwU chucks, beat -^.^ nyot OwO the bones >_> of OwO the buwied; when ^.^ he OwO bweathed, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD man. But -I uWu wiww :3 fowwawd with my xDD device. uWu [To OwO the PRINCESS] ^.^ Sweet ^w^ woyawty, -bestow uWu on me OwO the :33 sense >_> of ÚwÚ heawing. - -;;w;; [BEWOWNyE ^-^ steps >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ speaks ^-^ to OwO COSTAWD] - -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. xDD Speak, bwave :3 Hectow; ^-^ we awe >w< much ^w^ dewighted. -AWMADO. I ^-^ do adore >w< thy ^w^ sweet Gwace's ^w^ swippew. -xDD BOYET. >_> [Aside ^-^ to DUMAIN] ^-^ Wuvs xDD hew uWu by OwO the foot. -DUMAIN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU BOYET] ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the ^-^ yawd. -AWMADO. :3 This >_< Hectow :3 faw suwmounted UwU Hannyibaw- -COSTAWD. The party :3 is gone, :3 fewwow xDD Hectow, ^.^ she :3 is gone; ^.^ she :3 is two -^.^ months uWu on xDD hew way. -AWMADO. What UwU meanyest thou? -COSTAWD. OwO Faith, unwess you xDD pway OwO the >w< honyest OwO Twoyan, OwO the UwU poow wench -:3 is UwU cast >_> away. x3 She's ;;w;; quick; OwO the >w< chiwd >_> bwags in xDD hew :33 bewwy ;;w;; awweady; -'tis ^w^ youws. -AWMADO. Dost :3 thou UwU infamonyize me UwU among uWu potentates? Thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ die. -COSTAWD. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww >_< Hectow >w< be uWu whipt uWu fow xDD Jaquenyetta UwU that :3 is uWu quick uWu by -^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hang'd uWu fow ;;w;; Pompey UwU that :3 is UwU dead uWu by >_> him. -DUMAIN. uWu Most x3 wawe OwO Pompey! -xDD BOYET. Renowned OwO Pompey! -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Gweatew than Great! Great, >_> gweat, gweat OwO Pompey! ;;w;; Pompey OwO the -^.^ Huge! -DUMAIN. >_< Hectow ^w^ twembwes. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Pompey :3 is ÚwÚ muvd. Mowe Ates, ^-^ mowe ^-^ Ates! x3 Stiw them :33 on! :33 stiw -them :33 on! -DUMAIN. >_< Hectow uWu wiww challenge >_> him. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Ay, ^-^ if UwU 'a ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ man's UwU bwood in his :33 bewwy than uWu wiww -sup :3 a OwO fwea. -AWMADO. By OwO the >_> Nyowth :3 Powe, I ^-^ do challenge thee. -COSTAWD. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fight with :3 a pole, >_< wike :3 a UwU Nyowthewn >w< man; I'll -;;w;; swash; I'll ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu by OwO the ^w^ swowd. I UwU bepway you, let me borrow my -ÚwÚ awms again. -DUMAIN. Room uWu fow OwO the incensed Worthies! -COSTAWD. I'll ^-^ do ^.^ it in my shirt. -DUMAIN. uWu Most resolute OwO Pompey! -;;w;; MOTH. UwU Mastew, let me UwU take you :3 a buttonhole wowew. Do you ^.^ nyot UwU see -;;w;; Pompey :3 is uWu uncasing uWu fow OwO the OwO combat? What UwU mean you? You uWu wiww wose ->_> youw weputation. -AWMADO. :3 Gentwemen ÚwÚ and soldiers, pawdon me; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot combat in my -shirt. -DUMAIN. You ^-^ may ^.^ nyot deny OwO it: ;;w;; Pompey ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ chawwenge. -AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet bwoods, I uWu both ^-^ may ÚwÚ and uWu wiww. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. What reason ^.^ have you uWu fow :33 't? -AWMADO. The ^.^ nyaked >w< twuth >_> of ^.^ it UwU is: I ^.^ have nyo >_< shiwt; I >w< go uWu woowwawd -uWu fow UwU penyance. -xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ Twue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< enjoinyed him in >_> Wome uWu fow UwU want >_> of winyen; ->_< since xDD when, I'll >w< be >_> swown, ^.^ he :33 wowe UwU nyonye uWu but :3 a uWu dishcwout >_> of ->w< Jaquenyetta's, ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU 'a weaws next his OwO heawt uWu fow :3 a OwO favouw. - -x3 Entew as x3 messengew, MONSIEUR MARCADE - -MAWCADE. :3 God :33 save you, >_> madam! -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Wewcome, Marcade; -But UwU that :3 thou ^-^ intewwuptest ^-^ ouw merriment. -MAWCADE. I x3 am sowwy, ^.^ madam; uWu fow OwO the UwU nyews I bwing -^-^ Is :33 heavy in my OwO tongue. The UwU King >_> youw >_> fathew- -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu Dead, uWu fow my life! -MAWCADE. >_< Even >w< so; my xDD tawe :3 is towd. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ WOwthies away; OwO the scene begins ^-^ to >w< cwoud. -AWMADO. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I bweathe free ^.^ bweath. I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the -:3 day >_> of :33 wwong OwO thwough OwO the wittwe hole >_> of OwO discwetion, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww -^.^ wight ^-^ mysewf >_< wike :3 a sowdiew. >_< Exeunt ^-^ WOWTHIES -^w^ KING. OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :33 Boyet, :3 pwepawe; I uWu wiww away to-nyight. -^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ nyot >w< so; I ^-^ do uWu beseech you >_> stay. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Prepare, I >w< say. I :3 thank you, >_< gwacious x3 wowds, ->_< Fow >w< aww >_> youw fair endeavours, ÚwÚ and >w< entweat, -Out >_> of :3 a UwU nyew-sad >_> souw, UwU that you OwO vouchsafe -UwU In >_> youw rich OwO wisdom ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ^w^ ow hide -The >_> wibewaw opposition >_> of ^-^ ouw spiwits, ->w< If UwU uvw-bowdwy ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye uWu ouwsewves -UwU In OwO the ;;w;; convewse >_> of ^.^ bweath- >_> youw gentleness ->_> Was OwO guiwty >_> of it. Faweweww, >w< wowthy :33 wowd. -OwO A :33 heavy OwO heawt uWu beaws ^.^ nyot :3 a nimble OwO tongue. ->_> Excuse me so, UwU coming xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of ^w^ thanks ->_< Fow my gweat suit OwO so easiwy ;;w;; obtain'd. -^w^ KING. The extreme pawts >_> of UwU time ;;w;; extwemewy >_> fowms -^-^ Aww ÚwÚ causes ^-^ to OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of his ÚwÚ speed; -And >_< often at his vewy loose :3 decides -:33 That ;;w;; which wong ^-^ pwocess :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; awbitwate. -And >w< though OwO the ÚwÚ mouwnying uWu bwow >_> of pwogeny -^-^ Fowbid OwO the :33 smiwing couwtesy >_> of love -The holy suit ;;w;; which fain ^.^ it would ^.^ convince, -xDD Yet, >_< since ^-^ wuv's awgument ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst uWu on ^.^ foot, ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the cwoud >_> of UwU sowwow justwe ^.^ it -From what ^.^ it >w< puwpos'd; >_< since ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw fwiends lost -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< much OwO so OwO whowesome-pwofitabwe -UwU As ^-^ to uWu wejoice at fwiends uWu but newly ÚwÚ found. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I undewstand you not; my gwiefs awe double. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Honyest ;;w;; pwain uWu wowds :33 best >w< piewce OwO the ear >_> of gwief; -And uWu by ^.^ these >w< badges undewstand OwO the King. ->_< Fow >_> youw fair x3 sakes ^.^ have ^-^ we uWu nyegwected UwU time, ->w< Pway'd ;;w;; fouw xDD pway with ^-^ ouw :3 oaths; >_> youw :3 beauty, uWu wadies, -;;w;; Hath >w< much ^w^ defowmed >w< us, ^w^ fashionying ^-^ ouw uWu humouws ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the >_< opposed ^-^ end >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 intents; -And what in OwO us ;;w;; hath >w< seem'd widicuwous, -UwU As love :3 is :33 fuww >_> of xDD unbefitting strains, -^-^ Aww >_< wanton as :3 a OwO chiwd, >_> skipping ÚwÚ and :3 vain; -x3 Fowm'd uWu by OwO the eye ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, >_< wike OwO the eye, ->w< Fuww >_> of ÚwÚ stwange shapes, >_> of >_> habits, ÚwÚ and >_> of forms, -Varying in uWu subjects as OwO the eye doth roll -ÚwÚ To every varied object in his >w< gwance; -^w^ Which pawti-coated :3 pwesence >_> of loose love -x3 Put uWu on uWu by >w< us, ^-^ if in >_> youw ^w^ heavenwy eyes ->_< Have >_< misbecom'd ^-^ ouw oaths ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gwavities, -Those ^w^ heavenwy eyes UwU that ÚwÚ wook OwO into ^.^ these faults ->_> Suggested OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ make. :33 Thewefowe, uWu wadies, -Our love being xDD youws, OwO the error UwU that love makes -^-^ Is wikewise ^w^ youws. We ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves ^w^ pwuv fawse, -By being UwU once false uWu fow >w< evew ^-^ to >w< be OwO twue -ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that ^-^ make OwO us uWu both- fair uWu wadies, OwO you; -And x3 even UwU that >_< fawsehood, in itsewf :3 a uWu sin, -ÚwÚ Thus >w< puwifies itsewf ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to >_< gwace. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We ^.^ have receiv'd >_> youw :3 wettews, :33 fuww >_> of :33 wuv; -Your ^.^ favouws, OwO the ambassadors >_> of :33 wuv; -And, in ^-^ ouw OwO maiden counciw, x3 wated them -^.^ At courtship, >_> pweasant >w< jest, ÚwÚ and couwtesy, -UwU As ^w^ bombast ÚwÚ and as winying ^-^ to OwO the time; -But ^-^ mowe >w< devout than :3 this in ^-^ ouw respects ->_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot uWu been; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe met >_> youw loves -UwU In theiw >_> own x3 fashion, >_< wike :3 a merriment. -DUMAIN. Our :3 wettews, UwU madam, show'd >w< much ^-^ mowe than ÚwÚ jest. -WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ So >_> did ^-^ ouw OwO wooks. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. We >_> did ^.^ nyot ^.^ quote them ÚwÚ so. -^w^ KING. Nyow, at OwO the :3 watest :3 minyute >_> of OwO the xDD houw, ->_> Gwant OwO us >_> youw ^w^ wuvs. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO A UwU time, >_> methinks, xDD too ^-^ showt -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a world-without-end :3 bawgain in. -No, no, my lord, >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 is :33 pewjuw'd xDD much, ->w< Fuww >_> of dear OwO guiwtinyess; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe this, ->w< If uWu fow my love, as there :3 is nyo such ^-^ cause, -You uWu wiww ^-^ do aught- :3 this uWu shaww you ^-^ do uWu fow :3 me: -Your OwO oath I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 twust; uWu but >w< go with ÚwÚ speed -ÚwÚ To >w< some >w< fowwown ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyaked hewmitage, -Wemote ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -Thewe stay xDD untiw OwO the twewve celestial signs ->_< Have ^w^ bwought about OwO the annual ÚwÚ weckonying. ->w< If :3 this austere x3 insociabwe life -Change ^.^ nyot >_> youw :3 offew :3 made in heat >_> of blood, ->w< If ^-^ fwosts ÚwÚ and UwU fasts, ^-^ hawd ÚwÚ wodging ÚwÚ and xDD thin xDD weeds, -^w^ Nyip ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< gaudy blossoms >_> of >_> youw love, -But UwU that ^.^ it bear :3 this trial, ÚwÚ and last love, ->_> Then, at OwO the >_> expiwation >_> of OwO the yeaw, -^w^ Come, challenge uWu me, challenge me uWu by ^.^ these UwU desewts; -And, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; viwgin pawm :3 nyow kissing thinye, -I uWu wiww >w< be :3 thinye; :3 and, ÚwÚ tiww UwU that instant, OwO shut -UwU My :3 woefuw uWu sewf OwO up in :3 a xDD mouwnfuw OwO house, -:3 Wainying OwO the ;;w;; teaws >_> of xDD wamentation ->_< Fow OwO the wemembwance >_> of my >_< fathew's :33 death. ->w< If :3 this :3 thou ^-^ do deny, let ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands UwU pawt, -ÚwÚ Nyeithew >_< intitwed in OwO the other's ÚwÚ heawt. -^w^ KING. >w< If this, ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe than this, I would deny, -ÚwÚ To fwattew OwO up ^.^ these >w< powews >_> of >_< minye with rest, -The ^w^ sudden hand >_> of death :33 cwose OwO up >_< minye xDD eye! ->_< Hence hermit then, my OwO heawt :3 is in >w< thy breast. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. And what ^-^ to uWu me, my love? ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to x3 me? -^.^ WOSAWINyE. You >w< must ^.^ he purged UwU too, >_> youw x3 sins awe rack'd; -You awe ^.^ attaint with faults ÚwÚ and :3 pewjuwy; -:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ if you my :3 favouw UwU mean ^-^ to :3 get, -OwO A twelvemonth uWu shaww you UwU spend, ÚwÚ and never rest, -But >w< seek OwO the x3 weawy ÚwÚ beds >_> of ^w^ peopwe sick. -DUMAIN. But what ^-^ to uWu me, my love? uWu but what ^-^ to x3 me? -OwO A x3 wife? -KATHARINE. OwO A ÚwÚ beawd, fair ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and :3 honyesty; -x3 With threefold love I ^w^ wish you >w< aww ^.^ these xDD thwee. -DUMAIN. :33 O, uWu shaww I uWu say I :3 thank you, gentwe x3 wife? -KATHARINE. :3 Nyo so, my ^w^ wowd; :3 a twelvemonth ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 day -I'll mark nyo uWu wowds UwU that smooth-fac'd wooews >w< say. -Come when OwO the UwU King doth ^-^ to my wady x3 come; ->_> Then, ^-^ if I ^.^ have >w< much love, I'll ^w^ give you :33 some. -DUMAIN. I'll sewve ÚwÚ thee OwO twue ÚwÚ and >_> faithfuwwy ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. -KATHARINE. >_> Yet uWu sweaw ;;w;; nyot, west ye >w< be >_> fowswown again. -WONGAVIWWE. What :33 says Mawia? -x3 MAWIA. ^.^ At OwO the twewvemonth's ^-^ end -I'll >_> change my bwack UwU gown uWu fow :3 a xDD faithfuw >w< fwiend. -WONGAVIWWE. I'll stay with patience; uWu but OwO the UwU time :3 is UwU wong. -x3 MAWIA. The wikew OwO you; xDD few taller awe OwO so young. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Studies my >w< wady? Mistwess, ÚwÚ wook uWu on me; -ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the ^w^ window >_> of my xDD heawt, >_< minye eye, -What humbwe suit attends >w< thy ÚwÚ answew ^.^ thewe. -xDD Impose >w< some service uWu on me uWu fow >w< thy wuv. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. Oft ^.^ have I heard >_> of you, my Wowd Bewownye, -Before I ^-^ saw OwO you; ÚwÚ and OwO the world's uWu wawge :33 tongue ->_< Pwocwaims you uWu fow :3 a man replete with mocks, ->w< Fuww >_> of comparisons ÚwÚ and >_> wounding ^-^ fwouts, -^w^ Which you uWu on >w< aww OwO estates uWu wiww ÚwÚ execute -:33 That lie within OwO the UwU mewcy >_> of >_> youw wit. -ÚwÚ To weed :3 this ;;w;; wowmwood ^-^ fwom >_> youw :3 fwuitfuw ^-^ bwain, -And :3 thewewithaw ^-^ to ^.^ win uWu me, ^-^ if you please, -Without OwO the ;;w;; which I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu won, -You uWu shaww :3 this twelvemonth term ^-^ fwom :3 day ^-^ to :3 day -xDD Visit OwO the ^.^ speechwess >_< sick, ÚwÚ and still ;;w;; convewse -x3 With UwU gwoanying ÚwÚ wwetches; ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^w^ task uWu shaww ^.^ be, -x3 With >w< aww OwO the fiewce ^.^ endeavouw >_> of >_> youw wit, -ÚwÚ To enforce OwO the painyed uWu impotent ^-^ to smile. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ To move wiwd laughter in OwO the ^w^ thwoat >_> of UwU death? -^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; ^.^ it :3 is impossible; -Mirth cannyot move :3 a ^w^ souw in agony. -^.^ WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the uWu way ^-^ to uWu choke :3 a :33 gibing ^.^ spiwit, -uWu Whose influence :3 is ;;w;; begot >_> of UwU that loose OwO gwace -^w^ Which shawwow ;;w;; waughing >w< heawews ^w^ give ^-^ to fools. -OwO A OwO jest's ^w^ pwospewity :3 wies in OwO the ear -x3 Of him UwU that ÚwÚ heaws it, never in OwO the :33 tongue -x3 Of him UwU that makes xDD it; then, ^-^ if sickly eaws, ->_< Deaf'd with OwO the OwO cwamouws >_> of theiw >_> own dear :3 gwoans, -uWu Wiww hear >_> youw :33 idwe ^w^ scowns, continue then, -And I uWu wiww ^.^ have you ÚwÚ and UwU that fauwt :3 withaw. -But ^-^ if uWu they uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, thwow away UwU that ^.^ spiwit, -And I uWu shaww find you uWu empty >_> of UwU that UwU fauwt, -Wight >_< joyfuw >_> of >_> youw UwU wefowmation. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A twelvemonth? Weww, befall what uWu wiww OwO befaww, -I'll ÚwÚ jest :3 a twelvemonth in OwO an hospital. -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO [ ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ King] >w< Ay, ^w^ sweet my lord, ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take -my weave. -^w^ KING. No, ^.^ madam; ^-^ we uWu wiww bwing you uWu on >_> youw way. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. Our :3 wooing doth ^.^ nyot ^-^ end >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd play: -x3 Jack ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot Jill. ^.^ These ladies' couwtesy -OwO Might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ ouw uWu spowt :3 a ^w^ comedy. -^w^ KING. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it ÚwÚ wants :3 a twelvemonth >w< an' :3 a day, -And then 'twill OwO end. -^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ That's xDD too wong uWu fow :3 a play. - -;;w;; We-entew AWMADO - -AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet uWu Majesty, OwO vouchsafe :3 me- -UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ nyot Hector? -DUMAIN. The >w< wowthy x3 knyight >_> of >w< Twoy. -AWMADO. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy :33 woyaw fingew, ÚwÚ and UwU take weave. I x3 am :3 a -votawy: I ^.^ have ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to xDD Jaquenyetta ^-^ to howd OwO the plough uWu fow xDD hew -^w^ sweet love three xDD yeaw. But, UwU most x3 esteemed >_< gweatnyess, uWu wiww you -hear OwO the >_< diawogue UwU that OwO the two ^w^ weawnyed x3 men ^.^ have UwU compiwed in -UwU pwaise >_> of OwO the Owl ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ Cuckoo? ^w^ It shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ fowwowed in OwO the -^-^ end >_> of ^-^ ouw show. -^w^ KING. ^-^ Caww them :3 fowth quickwy; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. -AWMADO. Holla! appwoach. - -x3 Entew ^-^ Aww - -:3 This >_> side :3 is >_> Hiems, x3 Wintew; :3 this ^w^ Vew, OwO the :3 Spwing- OwO the ^-^ onye -maintainyed uWu by OwO the :3 Oww, th' uWu othew uWu by OwO the Cuckoo. ^w^ Vew, begin. - -xDD SPWING -When x3 daisies :33 pied ÚwÚ and :3 viowets blue -And lady-smocks >w< aww xDD siwvew-white -And ÚwÚ cuckoo-buds >_> of x3 yewwow hue -Do x3 paint OwO the meadows with >w< dewight, -The ^-^ cuckoo then uWu on every twee -ÚwÚ Mocks married ^-^ men, uWu fow ;;w;; thus ;;w;; sings xDD he: -:3 'Cuckoo; -^w^ Cuckoo, cuckoo'- :3 O >_> wowd >_> of feaw, -:3 Unpweasing ^-^ to :3 a married eaw! - -When ^.^ shephewds pipe uWu on oaten ^.^ stwaws, -And >_> mewwy >_< wawks awe ploughmen's cwocks; -When ;;w;; tuwtwes UwU twead, ÚwÚ and >_> wooks ÚwÚ and >_> daws, -And :3 maidens :33 bweach theiw uWu summew smocks; -The ^-^ cuckoo then uWu on every twee -ÚwÚ Mocks married ^-^ men, uWu fow ;;w;; thus ;;w;; sings xDD he: -:3 'Cuckoo; -^w^ Cuckoo, cuckoo'- :3 O >_> wowd >_> of feaw, -:3 Unpweasing ^-^ to :3 a married eaw! - - -UwU WINTEW - -When >_> icicwes >_> hang uWu by OwO the waww, -And :33 Dick OwO the shephewd uWu bwows his >_< nyaiw, -And UwU Tom uWu beaws wogs OwO into OwO the hall, -And >_< miwk comes OwO fwozen UwU home in ^.^ paiw, -When UwU bwood :3 is nyipp'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ways >w< be :3 fouw, -;;w;; Then ^w^ nyightwy ;;w;; sings OwO the stawing ^w^ oww: -'Tu-who; -UwU Tu-whit, Tu-who'- OwO A >_> mewwy nyote, -OwO Whiwe xDD gweasy ÚwÚ Joan doth ^w^ keew OwO the >_> pot. - -When >w< aww ;;w;; awoud OwO the ^.^ wind doth bwow, -And ^w^ coughing drowns OwO the parson's ;;w;; saw, -And :33 biwds ^-^ sit bwooding in OwO the snyow, -And ;;w;; Mawian's nyose looks wed ÚwÚ and raw, -When OwO woasted crabs uWu hiss in OwO the :3 boww, -;;w;; Then ^w^ nyightwy ;;w;; sings OwO the stawing ^w^ oww: -'Tu-who; -UwU Tu-whit, >_< To-who'- OwO A >_> mewwy nyote, -OwO Whiwe xDD gweasy ÚwÚ Joan doth ^w^ keew OwO the >_> pot. - -AWMADO. The uWu wowds >_> of >_> Mewcuwy awe harsh aftew OwO the >_> songs >_> of Apollo. -You UwU that ÚwÚ way: ^-^ we :3 this way. >_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - - -OwO 1606 - -OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF uWu MACBETH - - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - ->_< DUNCAN, UwU King >_> of xDD Scotwand ->_> MACBETH, >_< Thanye >_> of ^-^ Gwamis ÚwÚ and UwU Cawdow, :3 a ^w^ genyewaw in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy -LADY >_> MACBETH, his UwU wife -ÚwÚ MACDUFF, >_< Thanye >_> of >_< Fife, :3 a nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand -LADY ÚwÚ MACDUFF, his UwU wife -^-^ MAWCOWM, ÚwÚ ewdew :3 son >_> of :3 Duncan -DONyAWBAIN, ^.^ youngew :3 son >_> of :3 Duncan -BANQUO, >_< Thanye >_> of x3 Wochabew, :3 a ^w^ genyewaw in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy -:3 FWEANCE, his :3 son -UwU WENNyOX, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand -UwU WOSS, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand -:3 MENTEITH nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand -ANGUS, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand -CAITHNyESS, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand -xDD SIWAWD, Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the Engwish fowces -OwO YOUNG xDD SIWAWD, his :3 son -ÚwÚ SEYTON, :33 attendant ^-^ to Macbeth ->_> HECATE, Queen >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Witches -The >_< Thwee ÚwÚ Witches -UwU Boy, >w< Son >_> of >_< Macduff ->_> Gentwewoman :33 attending uWu on OwO Wady Macbeth -An Engwish ^w^ Doctow -OwO A ÚwÚ Scottish ^w^ Doctow -OwO A Sewgeant -OwO A >_> Powtew -An Old >_< Man -The ^w^ Ghost >_> of UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^w^ Appawitions ->w< Wowds, Gentwemen, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, Muwthewews, UwU Attendants, -ÚwÚ and Messengers - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO A desewt :3 pwace. :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. - -x3 Entew three >w< Witches. - -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. When uWu shaww ^-^ we three ^.^ meet OwO again? -UwU In thunder, ^-^ wightnying, ^w^ ow in rain? -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. When OwO the uWu huwwybuwwy's >_< donye, -When OwO the OwO battwe's lost ÚwÚ and x3 won. -uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be ewe OwO the xDD set >_> of OwO sun. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. :3 Whewe OwO the :3 pwace? -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. :3 Upon OwO the heath. -uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. Thewe ^-^ to ^.^ meet with ;;w;; Macbeth. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. I xDD come, ÚwÚ Gwaymawkin. -ALL. OwO Paddock UwU cawws. Anon! -^-^ Faiw :3 is :3 fouw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw :3 is x3 faiw. -Hover OwO thwough OwO the fog ÚwÚ and fiwthy air. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Forres. :33 Awawum within. - -x3 Entew :3 Duncan, Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Wennyox, with UwU Attendants, -meeting :3 a ÚwÚ bweeding Sewgeant. - -DUNCAN. What bwoody man :3 is ÚwÚ that? ÚwÚ He can report, -UwU As seemeth uWu by his ^-^ pwight, >_> of OwO the uWu wevowt -The nyewest state. -:33 MAWCOWM. :3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; sewgeant -OwO Who >_< wike :3 a good ÚwÚ and hawdy sowdiew xDD fought -'Gainst my captivity. Hail, bwave x3 fwiend! -Say ^-^ to OwO the UwU King OwO the knowledge >_> of OwO the broil -UwU As :3 thou didst xDD weave it. -ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. :3 Doubtfuw ^.^ it OwO stood, -UwU As two spent ^.^ swimmews UwU that ^-^ do >w< cwing >_> togethew -And uWu choke theiw awt. The >_< mewciwess Macdonwald- -Wowthy ^-^ to >w< be :3 a rebel, uWu fow ^-^ to UwU that -The muwtipwying viwwainyies >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -Do ^w^ swawm x3 upon him :33 -fwom OwO the UwU Westewn ^w^ Iswes -x3 Of UwU kewns ÚwÚ and ^w^ gawwowgwasses :3 is ^.^ suppwied; -And ;;w;; Fowtunye, uWu on his damned >_< quawwew smiling, -Show'd >_< wike :3 a uWu webew's whowe. But all's xDD too weak; ->_< Fow bwave Macbeth ÚwÚ -weww ^.^ he ^-^ desewves UwU that name- -Disdaining ;;w;; Fowtunye, with his brandish'd steel, -^w^ Which >_> smoked with bwoody OwO execution, -;;w;; Wike Vawow's :3 minyion uWu cawved >_< out his ÚwÚ passage -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he faced OwO the slave, -^w^ Which :33 nye'ew shook x3 hands, :3 nyow bade faweweww ^-^ to ^w^ him, -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he unseam'd him ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 nyave ^-^ to OwO the :33 chaps, -And xDD fix'd his head x3 upon ^-^ ouw battwements. -DUNCAN. :3 O ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ cousin! Wowthy gentweman! -ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. UwU As :3 whence OwO the >_< sun >w< 'gins his wefwection -^.^ Shipwwecking stowms ÚwÚ and >_< diwefuw OwO thundews bweak, -^w^ So ^-^ fwom UwU that spwing :3 whence comfort >w< seem'd ^-^ to come -Discomfort swewws. Mark, UwU King >_> of Scotland, ^.^ mawk. -:3 Nyo sooner :33 justice ^-^ had, with ;;w;; vawow arm'd, -Compeww'd ^.^ these >_> skipping UwU kewns ^-^ to xDD twust theiw heels, -But OwO the ^.^ Nyowweyan lord, ^.^ suwveying :3 vantage, -x3 With uWu fuwbish'd ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and OwO nyew suppwies >_> of ^-^ men, -^w^ Began :3 a ^.^ fwesh assauwt. -DUNCAN. >w< Dismay'd ^.^ nyot :3 this -Our OwO captains, Macbeth ÚwÚ and uWu Banquo.? -ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. x3 Yes, -UwU As xDD spawwows ÚwÚ eagwes, ^w^ ow OwO the ^-^ hawe OwO the wion. ->w< If I uWu say UwU sooth, I >w< must wepowt uWu they ;;w;; wewe -UwU As :33 cannyons overcharged with double >w< cwacks, -^w^ So uWu they -Doubwy uWu wedoubwed UwU stwokes x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ foe. -Except uWu they meant ^-^ to bathe in :3 weeking uWu wounds, -Ow :33 memowize another OwO Gowgotha, -I cannyot >_> teww- -But I x3 am faint; my gashes x3 cwy uWu fow uWu hewp. -DUNCAN. ^w^ So ;;w;; weww >w< thy uWu wowds ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee as >w< thy >w< wounds; -^.^ They xDD smack >_> of honyow >_> both. uWu Go >_< get him ^.^ suwgeons. -Exit uWu Sewgeant, ;;w;; attended. -OwO Who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew Ross. - -MAWCOWM The >w< wowthy >_< Thanye >_> of Ross. -LENNOX. What :3 a haste looks OwO thwough his >_> eyes! ^w^ So shouwd ^.^ he ÚwÚ wook -:33 That uWu seems ^-^ to speak >w< things :33 stwange. -:3 WOSS. :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! -DUNCAN. >_> Whence camest thou, >w< wowthy >_< Thanye? -:3 WOSS. From >_< Fife, gweat ;;w;; King, -:3 Whewe OwO the ^.^ Nyowweyan bannyews fwout OwO the OwO sky -And fan ^-^ ouw ^w^ peopwe cold. -:3 Nyowway himself, with uWu tewwibwe numbers, -Assisted uWu by UwU that UwU most >w< diswoyaw >_> twaitow -The >_< Thanye >_> of UwU Cawdow, >_< began :3 a dismaw conflict, -;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO Bewwonya's bwidegwoom, >w< wapp'd in proof, -OwO Confwonted him with xDD sewf-compawisons, -OwO Point x3 against point >w< webewwious, arm >w< 'gainst arm, ->_< Cuwbing his wavish spirit; :3 and, ^-^ to conclude, -The OwO victowy feww uWu on ÚwÚ us. -DUNCAN. Great happiness! -:3 WOSS. :33 That :3 nyow -^.^ Swenyo, OwO the :3 Nyowways' ^-^ king, x3 cwaves >_> composition; -Nyow would ^-^ we >_> deign him burial >_> of his x3 men -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< disbuwsed, at x3 Saint uWu Cowme's >_< Inch, -xDD Ten ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ dowwaws ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw use. -DUNCAN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe UwU that >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow uWu shaww x3 deceive -Our uWu bosom interest. uWu Go OwO pwonyounce his ÚwÚ pwesent >_< death, -And with his fowmew title gweet ;;w;; Macbeth. -:3 WOSS. I'll UwU see ^.^ it >w< donye. -DUNCAN. What ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost, x3 nyobwe Macbeth ;;w;; hath x3 won. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A heath. >w< Thundew. - -x3 Entew OwO the three >w< Witches. - -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou :3 been, ^w^ sistew? -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. xDD Kiwwing swine. -uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. :3 Sistew, xDD whewe thou? -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. OwO A ^w^ saiwow's UwU wife xDD had ;;w;; chestnyuts in xDD hew >w< wap, -And mounch'd, ÚwÚ and mounch'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mounch'd. ^.^ "Give ÚwÚ me," OwO quoth :3 I. ->w< "Awoint ^.^ thee, witch!" OwO the wump-fed UwU wonyon cries. -Her >_< husband's ^-^ to ÚwÚ Aweppo gone, ^w^ mastew OwO the Tiger; -But in :3 a >_> sieve I'll thithew >_> saiw, -And, >_< wike :3 a uWu wat ^-^ without :3 a x3 taiw, -I'll uWu do, I'll uWu do, ÚwÚ and I'll do. -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 a wind. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Thou'rt OwO kind. -uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. And I >_> anyothew. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the xDD othew, -And OwO the vewy ;;w;; powts uWu they bwow, -^-^ Aww OwO the quawtews UwU that uWu they xDD knyow -uWu I' OwO the x3 shipman's >_< cawd. -I uWu wiww ^.^ dwain him OwO dwy as ^-^ hay: -^w^ Sweep uWu shaww neither night :3 nyow :3 day ->w< Hang x3 upon his ;;w;; penthouse ^-^ wid; -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww live :3 a man OwO fowbid. -Weary ;;w;; se'nnyights :33 nyinye xDD times :33 nyinye -:33 Shaww ^.^ he dwindle, >w< peak, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pinye; -^-^ Though his bark cannyot >w< be lost, ->_> Yet ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be tempest-toss'd. -Wook what I have. -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Show uWu me, show >_> me. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ;;w;; Hewe I ^.^ have :3 a pilot's ;;w;; thumb, -uWu Wweck'd as homeward ^.^ he >_> did come. >_> Dwum within. -uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. OwO A ^.^ dwum, :3 a uWu dwum! -Macbeth doth come. -ALL. The xDD weiwd sisters, hand in ;;w;; hand, -UwU Postews >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do >w< go >w< about, >w< about, ->w< Thwice ^-^ to thinye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ to ÚwÚ minye, -And ÚwÚ thwice uWu again, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up OwO nyinye. -UwU Peace! The charm's x3 wound :33 up. - -x3 Entew Macbeth ÚwÚ and x3 Banquo. - -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and fair :3 a :3 day I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD seen. -^w^ BANQUO. OwO How :3 faw :3 is't xDD caww'd ^-^ to Forres? What awe ^.^ these -^w^ So ^.^ withew'd ÚwÚ and OwO so wiwd in theiw attiwe, -:33 That ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the >_< inhabitants o' OwO the :3 eawth, -And ÚwÚ yet awe on't? Live you? ^w^ ow awe you >w< aught -:33 That man ^-^ may >_> question? You ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to undewstand uWu me, -By OwO each at UwU once xDD hew OwO choppy fingew x3 waying -:3 Upon xDD hew skinny lips. You shouwd >w< be :3 women, -And ÚwÚ yet >_> youw beawds fowbid me ^-^ to interpret -:33 That you awe ÚwÚ so. -OwO MACBETH. xDD Speak, ^-^ if you ^.^ can. What awe you? -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, Macbeth, >_< haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >_< Thanye >_> of xDD Gwamis! -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, Macbeth, >_< haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >_< Thanye >_> of >_< Cawdow! -uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, Macbeth, UwU that ^-^ shawt >w< be UwU King hereafter! -^w^ BANQUO. Good ;;w;; siw, x3 why ^-^ do you start, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw -OwO Things UwU that ^-^ do :33 sound OwO so faiw? uWu I' OwO the name >_> of truth, -uWu Awe ye fantasticaw ^w^ ow UwU that >_< indeed -^w^ Which >_< outwawdwy ye ^w^ show? UwU My x3 nyobwe ;;w;; pawtnyew -You gweet with ÚwÚ pwesent OwO gwace ÚwÚ and gweat prediction -x3 Of x3 nyobwe having ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 woyaw hope, -:33 That ^.^ he uWu seems UwU wapt :3 withaw. ÚwÚ To me you speak not. ->w< If you can ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ seeds >_> of UwU time, -And uWu say ;;w;; which gwain uWu wiww gwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, -^w^ Speak then ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ who neither UwU beg :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw -Your favows :3 nyow >_> youw OwO hate. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^w^ Haiw! -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. ^w^ Haiw! -uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. ^w^ Haiw! -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Wessew than Macbeth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gweatew. -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. :3 Nyot OwO so happy, ÚwÚ yet >w< much xDD happiew. -uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. Thou ^-^ shawt >_< get ÚwÚ kings, >w< though :3 thou >w< be none. -^w^ So >w< aww >_> haiw, Macbeth ÚwÚ and :33 Banquo! -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and Macbeth, >w< aww hail! -OwO MACBETH. >w< Stay, you impewfect OwO speakews, tell me more. -By OwO Sinyew's death I xDD knyow I x3 am >_< Thanye >_> of Gwamis; -But how >_> of Cawdor? The >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow x3 wives, -OwO A pwospewous ^w^ gentweman; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be UwU King -;;w;; Stands ^.^ nyot within OwO the OwO pwospect >_> of bewief, -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than ^-^ to >w< be :3 Cawdow. Say ^-^ fwom :3 whence -You owe :3 this ÚwÚ stwange intewwigence, ^w^ ow x3 why -:3 Upon :3 this OwO bwasted :33 heath you xDD stop ^-^ ouw uWu way -x3 With such ;;w;; pwophetic :3 gweeting? xDD Speak, I chawge you. -ÚwÚ Witches vanish. -^w^ BANQUO. The :3 eawth ;;w;; hath bubbwes as OwO the >w< watew :33 has, -And ^.^ these awe >_> of ^.^ them. Whither awe uWu they x3 vanyish'd? -OwO MACBETH. x3 Into OwO the :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and what >w< seem'd cowpowaw uWu mewted -UwU As >_> bweath OwO into OwO the wind. Wouwd uWu they xDD had :3 stay'd! -^w^ BANQUO. Were such >w< things here as ^-^ we ^-^ do speak xDD about? -Ow ^.^ have ^-^ we eaten uWu on OwO the insanye >w< woot -:33 That ^-^ takes OwO the reason pwisonyew? -OwO MACBETH. Your chiwdwen uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ kings. -^w^ BANQUO. You uWu shaww >w< be King. -OwO MACBETH. And >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow ^w^ too. x3 Went ^.^ it ^.^ nyot so? -^w^ BANQUO. ÚwÚ To OwO the uWu sewfsame xDD tunye ÚwÚ and wowds. >w< Who's hewe? - -x3 Entew Ross ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Angus. - -:3 WOSS. The UwU King ;;w;; hath UwU happiwy x3 weceived, Macbeth, -The UwU nyews >_> of >w< thy >_< success; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he weads -x3 Thy OwO pewsonyaw venture in OwO the rebels' fight, -His wonders ÚwÚ and his ^.^ pwaises ^-^ do >w< contend -^w^ Which shouwd >w< be UwU thinye ^w^ ow ^-^ his. UwU Siwenced with UwU that, -UwU In UwU viewing o'ew OwO the west o' OwO the uWu sewfsame day, -ÚwÚ He ^.^ finds ÚwÚ thee in OwO the :33 stout ^.^ Nyowweyan ranks, -Nyothing >w< afeawd >_> of what thyself didst >_> make, -Strange >_< images >_> of :33 death. UwU As OwO thick as >_< haiw -Came OwO post with uWu post, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye >_> did bear -x3 Thy ^.^ pwaises in his xDD kingdom's gweat ^.^ defense, -And UwU pouw'd them ;;w;; down before >_> him. -ANGUS. We awe x3 sent -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ thee, ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw :3 mastew, :3 thanks; ->_> Onwy ^-^ to xDD hewawd ÚwÚ thee OwO into his ^-^ sight, -:3 Nyot pay thee. -:3 WOSS. And uWu fow OwO an eawnyest >_> of :3 a gweatew honor, -ÚwÚ He bade uWu me, ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, caww ÚwÚ thee >_< Thanye >_> of :3 Cawdow. -UwU In ;;w;; which addition, >_> haiw, UwU most >w< wowthy Thane, ->_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is >w< thinye. -^w^ BANQUO. >_> What, can OwO the ^w^ deviw speak :3 twue? -OwO MACBETH. The >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow >w< wives. UwU Why ^-^ do you dwess me -UwU In bowwow'd wobes? -ANGUS. OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO the >_< Thanye ;;w;; wives >_> yet, -But uWu undew :33 heavy ^w^ judgement uWu beaws UwU that life -^w^ Which ^.^ he ^-^ desewves ^-^ to lose. :3 Whethew ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> combinyed -x3 With x3 those >_> of :3 Nyowway, ^w^ ow >_> did xDD winye OwO the rebel -x3 With ;;w;; hidden ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ and :3 vantage, ^w^ ow UwU that with uWu both -ÚwÚ He labor'd in his ^-^ countwy's UwU wweck, I xDD knyow not; -But treasons capitaw, x3 confess'd ÚwÚ and proved, ->_< Have ÚwÚ uvwthwown >_> him. -OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] Glamis, ÚwÚ and >_< Thanye >_> of >_< Cawdow! -The :3 gweatest :3 is >w< behind. uWu [To Ross ÚwÚ and ^w^ Angus] ;;w;; Thanks uWu fow >_> youw -^.^ pains. ->_> [Aside ^-^ to :33 Banquo] Do you ^.^ nyot >w< hope >_> youw chiwdwen uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ kings, -When x3 those UwU that >_> gave OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow ^-^ to me -Promised nyo less ^-^ to >w< them? -^w^ BANQUO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to Macbeth.] That, UwU twusted home, -OwO Might ÚwÚ yet enkindwe you x3 unto OwO the UwU cwown, -Besides OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of :3 Cawdow. But 'tis >_< stwange; -And oftentimes, ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 hawm, -The xDD instwuments >_> of :3 dawknyess tell OwO us truths, -:3 Win OwO us with >w< honyest trifles, ^-^ to betray's -UwU In x3 deepest xDD consequence- ->w< Cousins, :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I pray you. -OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] >w< Two :33 twuths awe xDD towd, -UwU As x3 happy prologues ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; swewwing ^.^ act -x3 Of OwO the >w< impewiaw :33 theme-I :3 thank you, >_< gentwemen. -uWu [Aside.] :3 This supernatural :3 sowiciting -Cannyot >w< be iww, cannyot >w< be :33 good. >w< If iww, -UwU Why ;;w;; hath ^.^ it >w< given me eawnyest >_> of >w< success, -Commencing in :3 a truth? I x3 am >_< Thanye >_> of :3 Cawdow. ->w< If uWu good, x3 why ^-^ do I ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to UwU that >_> suggestion -uWu Whose horrid ^.^ image doth xDD unfix my >_< haiw -And ^-^ make my seated OwO heawt xDD knyock at my ribs, -uWu Against OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of xDD nyatuwe? Present ^-^ feaws -uWu Awe less than horrible imaginings: -UwU My thought, uWu whose >_> muwthew ÚwÚ yet :3 is uWu but fantasticaw, -:33 Shakes OwO so my >w< singwe OwO state >_> of man UwU that UwU function -^-^ Is ;;w;; smothew'd in >w< suwmise, ÚwÚ and nyothing :3 is -But what :3 is not. -^w^ BANQUO. Look, how ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pawtnyew's rapt. -OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] >w< If uWu chance uWu wiww ^.^ have me ;;w;; King, >_> why, uWu chance ^-^ may -:3 cwown me -Without my ÚwÚ stiw. -^w^ BANQUO. Nyew ;;w;; honyows come x3 upon ^w^ him, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ stwange x3 gawments, cleave ^.^ nyot ^-^ to theiw >_> mouwd -But with OwO the aid >_> of use. -OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] Come what come >w< may, -Time ÚwÚ and OwO the hour runs OwO thwough OwO the ^w^ woughest day. -^w^ BANQUO. Wowthy Macbeth, ^-^ we stay x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. -OwO MACBETH. >w< Give me >_> youw :33 favow; my :33 duww bwain ÚwÚ was wrought -x3 With >w< things ;;w;; fowgotten. UwU Kind gentlemen, >_> youw x3 pains -uWu Awe wegistew'd xDD whewe every :3 day I xDD tuwn -The weaf ^-^ to ;;w;; wead ^.^ them. >_> Wet OwO us towawd OwO the King. -:33 Think x3 upon what ;;w;; hath :3 chanced, ÚwÚ and at ^-^ mowe UwU time, -The intewim having x3 weigh'd it, let OwO us speak -Our free hearts OwO each ^-^ to other. -^w^ BANQUO. Very gladly. -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Tiww then, ^w^ enyough. ^w^ Come, >_< fwiends. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Forres. The palace. - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew :3 Duncan, Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Wennyox, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -DUNCAN. ^-^ Is >_> execution x3 donye uWu on Cawdor? uWu Awe ^.^ nyot -Those in :33 commission ÚwÚ yet UwU wetuwn'd? -:33 MAWCOWM. UwU My UwU wiege, -^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet come ^-^ back. But I ^.^ have xDD spoke -x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ saw him x3 die, ^-^ who >_> did wepowt -:33 That vewy OwO fwankwy ^.^ he x3 confess'd his tweasons, -Impwowed >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pawdon, ÚwÚ and xDD set :3 fowth -OwO A ^-^ deep ^.^ wepentance. Nyothing in his life -x3 Became him >_< wike OwO the ^w^ weaving xDD it; ^.^ he ;;w;; died -UwU As ^-^ onye UwU that xDD had >_< been ^.^ studied in his >_< death, -ÚwÚ To thwow away OwO the ;;w;; deawest xDD thing ^.^ he ÚwÚ owed -UwU As 'twere :3 a >_> cawewess UwU twifwe. -DUNCAN. There's nyo art -ÚwÚ To find OwO the xDD mind's constwuction in OwO the face: -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ gentweman uWu on xDD whom I built -An absowute uWu twust. - -x3 Entew Macbeth, xDD Banquo, >_< Woss, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Angus. - -:3 O wowthiest ÚwÚ cousin! -The xDD sin >_> of my ingratitude x3 even :3 nyow ->_> Was :33 heavy uWu on >_> me. Thou art OwO so :3 faw OwO befowe, -:33 That ÚwÚ swiftest x3 wing >_> of ÚwÚ wecompense :3 is uWu swow -ÚwÚ To >_< uvwtake thee. Wouwd :3 thou xDD hadst less UwU desewved, -:33 That OwO the x3 pwopowtion uWu both >_> of ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and ;;w;; payment -OwO Might ^.^ have >_< been >_< minye! >_> Onwy I ^.^ have weft ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, -Mowe :3 is >w< thy :3 due than ^-^ mowe than >w< aww can :33 pay. -OwO MACBETH. The service ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ wowe, -UwU In UwU doing it, OwO pays itself. Your OwO Highnyess' part -^-^ Is ^-^ to weceive ^-^ ouw x3 duties, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ;;w;; duties -uWu Awe ^-^ to >_> youw UwU thwonye ÚwÚ and state, chiwdwen ÚwÚ and servants, -^w^ Which ^-^ do uWu but what uWu they x3 shouwd, uWu by UwU doing OwO evewything -Safe towawd >_> youw love ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. -DUNCAN. >w< Wewcome hithew. -I ^.^ have begun ^-^ to >_> pwant ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww xDD wabow -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :33 fuww >_> of :33 gwowing. x3 Nyobwe xDD Banquo, -:33 That x3 hast nyo less UwU desewved, :3 nyow >w< must >w< be OwO knyown -:3 Nyo less ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 donye >w< so; let me >w< infowd ÚwÚ thee -And howd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. -^w^ BANQUO. Thewe ^-^ if I >_< gwow, -The hawvest :3 is >_> youw >w< own. -DUNCAN. UwU My ^-^ pwenteous ;;w;; joys, -Wanton in fuwwnyess, >w< seek ^-^ to hide themsewves -UwU In ^.^ dwops >_> of sorrow. Sons, :33 kinsmen, thanes, -And you uWu whose OwO pwaces awe OwO the :3 nyeawest, xDD knyow -We uWu wiww establish ^-^ ouw ^-^ estate x3 upon -Our ^.^ ewdest, Mawcowm, xDD whom ^-^ we name heweaftew -The Prince >_> of ^w^ Cumbewwand; ;;w;; which honyow >w< must -:3 Nyot unyaccompanyied OwO invest him only, -But signs >_> of :33 nyobwenyess, >_< wike staws, uWu shaww shinye -uWu On >w< aww deservers. From x3 hence ^-^ to OwO Invewnyess, -And uWu bind OwO us further ^-^ to you. -OwO MACBETH. The west :3 is ÚwÚ wabow, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot used uWu fow you. -I'll >w< be ^-^ mysewf OwO the ÚwÚ hawbingew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >_< joyfuw -The hearing >_> of my UwU wife with >_> youw approach; -^w^ So humbly UwU take my weave. -DUNCAN. UwU My >w< wowthy >_< Cawdow! -OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] The Prince >_> of Cumberland! :33 That :3 is :3 a xDD step -uWu On ;;w;; which I >w< must ^-^ faww down, ^w^ ow ewse UwU o'ewweap, ->_< Fow in my uWu way ^.^ it wies. x3 Staws, hide >_> youw >_> fiwes; ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot ^.^ wight UwU see my bwack ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep desiwes. -The eye :3 wink at OwO the >w< hand; ÚwÚ yet let UwU that >w< be -^w^ Which OwO the eye uWu feaws, when ^.^ it :3 is >_< donye, ^-^ to :3 see. UwU Exit. -DUNCAN. ÚwÚ Twue, >w< wowthy :33 Banquo! ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 fuww OwO so :3 vawiant, -And in his :33 commendations I x3 am ;;w;; fed; -^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^.^ banquet ^-^ to >_> me. Let's aftew ^w^ him, -uWu Whose cawe :3 is gonye before ^-^ to ;;w;; bid OwO us welcome. -^w^ It :3 is :3 a peerless :3 kinsman. :33 Fwouwish. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -Invewnyess. UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew OwO Wady Macbeth, reading :3 a letter. - -LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO "They met me in OwO the :3 day >_> of >w< success, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have -^w^ weawnyed uWu by OwO the perfectest wepowt uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ mowe in them than -x3 mowtaw knowledge. When I burned in desiwe ^-^ to xDD question them -:3 fuwthew, uWu they :3 made themsewves :3 aiw, OwO into ;;w;; which uWu they vanished. -ÚwÚ Whiwes I ÚwÚ stood UwU wapt in OwO the wonder >_> of it, came :3 missives ^-^ fwom OwO the -;;w;; King, ^-^ who OwO aww-haiwed me 'Thanye >_> of Cawdow'; uWu by ;;w;; which titwe, -OwO befowe, ^.^ these xDD weiwd OwO sistews :33 sawuted me ÚwÚ and >_< wefewwed me ^-^ to OwO the -UwU coming uWu on >_> of UwU time with :3 'Haiw, UwU King UwU that ^-^ shawt be!' :3 This ^.^ have I -^w^ thought good ^-^ to x3 dewivew ^.^ thee, my ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of >_< gweatnyess, -UwU that :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ nyot wose OwO the uWu dues >_> of rejoicing, uWu by being -^w^ ignyowant >_> of what greatness :3 is promised thee. >w< Way ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< thy xDD heawt, -ÚwÚ and faweweww." - -^-^ Gwamis :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ and UwU Cawdow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ shawt >w< be -What :3 thou art >w< pwomised. >_> Yet ^-^ do I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy ^.^ nyatuwe. -^w^ It :3 is xDD too :33 fuww o' OwO the >_< miwk >_> of human >_> kindnyess -ÚwÚ To catch OwO the uWu nyeawest way. Thou wouldst >w< be OwO gweat; -Awt ^.^ nyot ^-^ without ^-^ ambition, uWu but ^-^ without -The ÚwÚ iwwnyess shouwd ^.^ attend it. What :3 thou wouldst OwO highwy, -:33 That wouldst :3 thou holily; wouldst ^.^ nyot xDD pway fawse, -And ÚwÚ yet wouldst :33 wwongwy win. >_< Thou'wdst x3 have, gweat Glamis, -:33 That ;;w;; which cries, x3 "Thus :3 thou >w< must uWu do, ^-^ if :3 thou ^.^ have xDD it; -And UwU that ;;w;; which wathew :3 thou OwO dost ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ^-^ do ->w< Than :33 wishest shouwd >w< be undone." Hie ÚwÚ thee hithew, -:33 That I ^-^ may pouw my uWu spiwits in UwU thinye eaw, -And chastise with OwO the ;;w;; vawow >_> of my :33 tongue -^-^ Aww UwU that OwO impedes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the gowden :33 wound, -^w^ Which >w< fate ÚwÚ and x3 metaphysicaw aid doth ÚwÚ seem -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee xDD cwown'd :3 withaw. - -x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. - -What :3 is >_> youw ^-^ tidings? -MESSENGEW. The UwU King comes here >_< tonyight. -LADY OwO MACBETH. Thou'rt mad ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it! -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^w^ mastew with OwO him? :3 who, >w< wewe't so, -Wouwd ^.^ have x3 infowm'd uWu fow preparation. -MESSENGEW. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ^.^ it :3 is true; ^-^ ouw >_< Thanye :3 is >w< coming. ->_< Onye >_> of my xDD fewwows xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ speed >_> of ^w^ him, -Who, ^w^ awmost UwU dead uWu fow breath, xDD had ^-^ scawcewy ^-^ mowe ->w< Than would ^-^ make OwO up his message. -LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< Give him xDD tending; -ÚwÚ He brings gweat news. Exit Messenger. -The raven ^-^ himsewf :3 is :3 hoawse -:33 That cwoaks OwO the :33 fataw entwance >_> of :3 Duncan -^.^ Undew my battwements. ^w^ Come, you uWu spiwits -:33 That tend uWu on x3 mowtaw ^-^ thoughts, unsex me here -And fiww me ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ to OwO the >_> toe top-full -x3 Of direst ÚwÚ cwuewty! UwU Make OwO thick my blood, -x3 Stop OwO up OwO the access ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to ÚwÚ wemowse, -:33 That nyo uWu compunctious uWu visitings >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -uWu Shake my feww OwO puwpose :3 nyow ^-^ keep xDD peace :3 between -The :33 effect ÚwÚ and ^.^ it! Come ^-^ to my :3 woman's >_< bweasts, -And UwU take my >_< miwk uWu fow :3 gaww, >_> youw muwthewing minyistews, -^.^ Whewevew in >_> youw ^-^ sightwess substances -You OwO wait uWu on nature's ^.^ mischief! ^w^ Come, OwO thick night, -And >w< paww ÚwÚ thee in OwO the OwO dunnyest ^-^ smoke >_> of heww -:33 That my keen :33 knyife UwU see ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 wound ^.^ it makes -Nyow >w< heaven UwU peep OwO thwough OwO the uWu bwanket >_> of OwO the dark -ÚwÚ To cwy, "Hold, >_> howd!" - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. - -Great xDD Gwamis! Wowthy >_< Cawdow! ->_< Gweatew than ^.^ both, uWu by OwO the all-hail hereafter! -x3 Thy letters ^.^ have twanspowted me uWu beyond -:3 This ^w^ ignyowant >w< pwesent, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feew :3 nyow -The :33 futuwe in OwO the >w< instant. -OwO MACBETH. UwU My ;;w;; deawest love, -:3 Duncan comes here >_< tonyight. -LADY OwO MACBETH. And when :33 goes :33 hence? -OwO MACBETH. Tomowwow, as ^.^ he puwposes. -LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 O, never -:33 Shaww >_< sun UwU that ^-^ mowwow >w< see! -Your ;;w;; face, my Thane, :3 is as :3 a book xDD whewe x3 men -May ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ mattews. ÚwÚ To beguiwe OwO the UwU time, -Wook >_< wike OwO the time; bear ^-^ wewcome in >_> youw eye, -Your ;;w;; hand, >_> youw UwU tongue; ÚwÚ wook >_< wike OwO the innyocent ^w^ fwowew, -But >w< be OwO the sewpent uWu undew it. ÚwÚ He that's UwU coming -Must >w< be provided UwU fow; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww >w< put -:3 This nyight's gweat ^-^ businyess OwO into my ÚwÚ dispatch, -^w^ Which uWu shaww ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw nyights ÚwÚ and >_< days ^-^ to come ->w< Give :33 sowewy x3 suvweign ^.^ sway ÚwÚ and mastewdom. -OwO MACBETH. We uWu wiww speak >_< fuwthew. -LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Onwy ÚwÚ wook OwO up uWu cweaw; -ÚwÚ To x3 awtew favor >w< evew :3 is ^-^ to fear. -Weave >w< aww OwO the west ^-^ to >_> me. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Before UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. Hautboys ÚwÚ and uWu towches. - -x3 Entew :3 Duncan, Mawcowm, Donyawbain, xDD Banquo, Wennyox, >_> Macduff, >_< Woss, ^.^ Angus, -ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -DUNCAN. :3 This castle ;;w;; hath :3 a >_> pweasant UwU seat; OwO the ÚwÚ aiw -^.^ Nyimbwy ÚwÚ and OwO sweetwy wecommends itsewf -^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw gentwe senses. -^w^ BANQUO. :3 This uWu guest >_> of :33 summew, -The xDD tempwe-haunting martlet, OwO does appwuv -By his loved mansionry UwU that OwO the >_< heaven's >_> bweath ->_< Smewws wooingly here. :3 Nyo :33 jutty, frieze, -xDD Buttwess, :3 nyow ^.^ coign >_> of :3 vantage, uWu but :3 this biwd -;;w;; Hath :3 made his pendant bed ÚwÚ and procreant x3 cwadwe; -:3 Whewe uWu they UwU most breed ÚwÚ and :33 haunt, I ^.^ have obsewved -The ÚwÚ aiw :3 is delicate. - -x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. - -DUNCAN. ^w^ See, >_> see, ^-^ ouw honor'd UwU hostess! -The love UwU that UwU fowwows OwO us sometime :3 is ^-^ ouw trouble, -^w^ Which still ^-^ we :3 thank as wuv. ÚwÚ Hewein I teach you -OwO How you uWu shaww ;;w;; bid :3 God ^w^ 'iewd OwO us uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, -And :3 thank OwO us uWu fow >_> youw xDD twoubwe. -LADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw service -UwU In every point ^w^ twice >_< donye, ÚwÚ and then x3 donye >_> doubwe, -Were UwU poow ÚwÚ and >w< singwe ^-^ businyess ^-^ to >w< contend -uWu Against x3 those ;;w;; honyows ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and bwoad >w< whewewith -Your uWu Majesty :3 woads ^-^ ouw >_< house. >_< Fow x3 those >_> of >_> owd, -And OwO the ^.^ wate ^.^ dignyities >w< heap'd OwO up ^-^ to ;;w;; them, -We west >_> youw hermits. -DUNCAN. Where's OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdor? -We coursed him at OwO the ^.^ heews ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose -ÚwÚ To >w< be his puwveyow; uWu but ^.^ he >_< wides well, -And his gweat love, shawp as his uWu spuw, ;;w;; hath howp him -ÚwÚ To his UwU home before ÚwÚ us. ^-^ Faiw ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe xDD hostess, -We awe >_> youw uWu guest >_< tonyight. -LADY OwO MACBETH. Your ^-^ sewvants >w< evew ->_< Have theirs, themsewves, ÚwÚ and what :3 is theirs, in :33 compt, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make theiw >w< audit at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pweasuwe, -OwO Stiww ^-^ to xDD wetuwn >_> youw >w< own. -DUNCAN. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; -:33 Conduct me ^-^ to >_< minye ^w^ host. We love him OwO highwy, -And uWu shaww continue ^-^ ouw gwaces towards >_> him. -By >_> youw leave, h-hostess. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> VII -UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. Hautboys ÚwÚ and uWu towches. - -x3 Entew :3 a OwO Sewew ÚwÚ and divews ^.^ Sewvants with dishes ÚwÚ and UwU sewvice, ^-^ who xDD pass xDD uvw -OwO the stage. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ;;w;; Macbeth. - -OwO MACBETH. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 donye when 'tis >_< donye, then 'twere ;;w;; weww -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe x3 donye ^w^ quickwy. >w< If OwO the ^w^ assassinyation -Could trammel OwO up OwO the ;;w;; consequence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ catch, -x3 With his >_< suwcease, >_< success; UwU that uWu but :3 this blow -OwO Might >w< be OwO the ^.^ be-aww ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU end-aww -hewe, -But ;;w;; hewe, x3 upon :3 this bank ÚwÚ and shoal >_> of UwU time, -We'ld jump OwO the life ^-^ to come. But in ^.^ these cases -We still ^.^ have ^w^ judgement ;;w;; hewe, UwU that ^-^ we uWu but teach -Bwoody uWu instwuctions, ;;w;; which being ^w^ taught xDD wetuwn -ÚwÚ To pwague OwO the ÚwÚ inventow. :3 This OwO even-handed :33 justice -Commends OwO the xDD ingwedients >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu poison'd chalice -ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >_> own lips. >w< He's here in double trust: -First, as I x3 am his x3 kinsman ÚwÚ and his :3 subject, -:3 Stwong uWu both x3 against OwO the uWu deed; then, as his OwO host, -OwO Who shouwd x3 against his muwthewew OwO shut OwO the doow, -:3 Nyot bear OwO the :33 knyife ^-^ mysewf. UwU Besides, :3 this :3 Duncan -;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ bownye his ^-^ facuwties OwO so OwO meek, ;;w;; hath >_< been -^w^ So ;;w;; cweaw in his gweat >_> office, UwU that his viwtues -uWu Wiww >w< pwead >_< wike xDD angews OwO twumpet-tongued x3 against -The ^-^ deep uWu damnyation >_> of his :3 taking-off, -And pity, >_< wike :3 a ^.^ nyaked nyew-bown ;;w;; babe ->_> Stwiding OwO the ^w^ bwast, ^w^ ow >_< heaven's ^-^ chewubin >_< howsed -:3 Upon OwO the ^-^ sightwess ;;w;; couwiews >_> of OwO the :3 aiw, -:33 Shaww blow OwO the horrid deed in every eye, -:33 That ;;w;; teaws uWu shaww drown OwO the wind. I ^.^ have nyo xDD spuw -ÚwÚ To :3 pwick OwO the ^-^ sides >_> of my >_> intent, uWu but only ->_> Vauwting ^-^ ambition, ;;w;; which UwU o'ewweaps itsewf -And ^.^ fawws uWu on OwO the other. - -x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. - -OwO How nyow, what x3 nyews? -LADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ He >_> has ^w^ awmost >w< supp'd. UwU Why ^.^ have you weft OwO the chamber? -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow x3 me? -LADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot ^.^ he has? -OwO MACBETH. We uWu wiww :33 pwoceed nyo further in :3 this OwO businyess: -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath honor'd me >_> of :3 wate, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have bought -OwO Gowden opinyions ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO sowts >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, -^w^ Which would >w< be OwO wown :3 nyow in theiw nyewest gloss, -:3 Nyot UwU cast ^w^ aside OwO so UwU soon. -LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Was OwO the >w< hope dwunk -OwO Whewein you dress'd :3 youwsewf? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ it >w< swept since? -And :33 wakes ^.^ it nyow, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO so green ÚwÚ and OwO pawe -^.^ At what ^.^ it >_> did OwO so freely? From :3 this UwU time -Such I >_< account >w< thy wuv. Awt :3 thou >w< afeawd -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the >_> same in UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ act ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vawow -UwU As :3 thou art in ^-^ desiwe? Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have UwU that -^w^ Which :3 thou uWu esteem'st OwO the >_> ownyament >_> of life -And live :3 a cowawd in UwU thinye >_> own ;;w;; esteem, -Letting "I dare ^-^ nyot" OwO wait x3 upon "I x3 wouwd" -;;w;; Wike OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ cat >w< i' OwO the ^.^ adage? -OwO MACBETH. Prithee, :3 peace! -I dare ^-^ do >w< aww UwU that ^-^ may ÚwÚ become :3 a >w< man; -OwO Who dawes ^-^ do ^-^ mowe :3 is none. -LADY OwO MACBETH. What beast >_< wast then -:33 That :3 made you >_< bweak :3 this enterprise ^-^ to x3 me? -When you durst ^-^ do it, then you ;;w;; wewe :3 a man, -And, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe than what you OwO wewe, you would -Be OwO so >w< much ^-^ mowe OwO the xDD man. Nyow UwU time :3 nyow place -OwO Did then adhewe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you would ^-^ make >_> both. -^.^ They ^.^ have :3 made themsewves, ÚwÚ and UwU that theiw :33 fitnyess :3 nyow -uWu Does :3 unmake you. I ^.^ have >w< given x3 suck ÚwÚ and xDD knyow -OwO How >w< tendew 'tis ^-^ to love OwO the ;;w;; babe UwU that milks :3 me- -I ÚwÚ wouwd, >_< whiwe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 smiwing in my ;;w;; face, ->_< Have UwU pwuck'd my nipple ^-^ fwom his x3 bonyewess ^.^ gums -And ;;w;; dash'd OwO the >w< bwains >_< out xDD had I OwO so sworn as you ->_< Have x3 donye ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. -OwO MACBETH. >w< If ^-^ we shouwd faiw? -LADY OwO MACBETH. We faiw? -But screw >_> youw :33 couwage ^-^ to OwO the OwO sticking-pwace -And ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot fail. When :3 Duncan :3 is >_> asweep- -xDD Wheweto OwO the wathew uWu shaww his UwU day's ^-^ hawd journey -UwU Soundwy ^w^ invite x3 him- his two ÚwÚ chambewwains -uWu Wiww I with xDD winye ÚwÚ and >w< wassaiw OwO so :3 convince -:33 That memory, OwO the >_< wawdew >_> of OwO the ^-^ bwain, -:33 Shaww >w< be :3 a fume ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ weceipt >_> of reason -OwO A >_< wimbeck :33 onwy. When in OwO swinyish ;;w;; sweep -Their :3 dwenched natures lie as in :3 a >_< death, -What cannyot you ÚwÚ and I OwO pewfowm x3 upon -The unguarded ^w^ Duncan? What ^.^ nyot >w< put x3 upon -His spongy ;;w;; officews, ^-^ who uWu shaww bear OwO the UwU guiwt -x3 Of ^-^ ouw gweat quell? -OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing :3 fowth men-children only, ->_< Fow >w< thy ;;w;; undaunted mettle shouwd ÚwÚ compose -Nyothing uWu but >_> mawes. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 weceived, -When ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO mawk'd with UwU bwood x3 those sweepy two -x3 Of his >_> own ;;w;; chambew ÚwÚ and used theiw vewy x3 daggews, -:33 That uWu they ^.^ have :33 donye't? -LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Who dawes weceive ^.^ it xDD othew, -UwU As ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make ^-^ ouw gwiefs ÚwÚ and ^w^ cwamow :3 woaw -:3 Upon his UwU death? -OwO MACBETH. I x3 am ;;w;; settwed ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend OwO up ->_> Each cowpowaw uWu agent ^-^ to :3 this uWu tewwibwe feat. -Away, ÚwÚ and xDD mock OwO the UwU time with ÚwÚ faiwest show: -UwU Fawse ;;w;; face >w< must hide what OwO the false OwO heawt doth know. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Invewnyess. ^.^ Couwt >_> of UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and Fweance, beawing :3 a towch before >_> him. - -^w^ BANQUO. OwO How :33 goes OwO the night, x3 boy? -FWEANCE. The ^-^ moon :3 is ;;w;; down; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot heard OwO the uWu cwock. -^w^ BANQUO. And ^.^ she :33 goes ;;w;; down at twewve. -FWEANCE. I uWu take't 'tis ^w^ watew, sir. -^w^ BANQUO. ^-^ Howd, UwU take my ^w^ swowd. There's ;;w;; husbandwy in UwU heaven, -Their candles awe >w< aww >_< out. ;;w;; Take ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^w^ too. -OwO A :33 heavy UwU summons :3 wies >_< wike ;;w;; wead x3 upon uWu me, -And ÚwÚ yet I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ sweep. Merciful powers, -Restrain in me OwO the x3 cuwsed >_> thoughts UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe -Gives uWu way ^-^ to in ;;w;; wepose! - -x3 Entew Macbeth ÚwÚ and :3 a Sewvant with :3 a ^.^ towch. - ->w< Give me my ^w^ swowd. ->w< Who's thewe? -OwO MACBETH. OwO A >w< fwiend. -^w^ BANQUO. >_> What, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet at ÚwÚ west? The King's ÚwÚ abed. -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been in unyusuaw ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and -xDD Sent :3 fowth gweat wawgess ^-^ to >_> youw >_< offices. -:3 This xDD diamond ^.^ he >_> gweets >_> youw UwU wife ^-^ withaw, -By OwO the name >_> of UwU most >w< kind xDD hostess, ÚwÚ and OwO shut OwO up -UwU In measureless ÚwÚ content. -OwO MACBETH. >_> Being uWu unpwepawed, -Our uWu wiww became OwO the ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to >w< defect, -^w^ Which ewse shouwd free ^.^ have wrought. -^w^ BANQUO. x3 Aww's :33 weww. -I dreamt last night >_> of OwO the three xDD weiwd ^-^ sistews: -ÚwÚ To you uWu they ^.^ have show'd >w< some :33 twuth. -OwO MACBETH. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot >_> of them; -xDD Yet, when ^-^ we can entweat OwO an hour ^-^ to serve, -We would uWu spend ^.^ it in >w< some uWu wowds x3 upon UwU that businyess, ->w< If you would gwant OwO the xDD time. -^w^ BANQUO. ^.^ At >_> youw x3 kind'st ^.^ weisuwe. -OwO MACBETH. >w< If you uWu shaww cleave ^-^ to my ^.^ consent, when ^.^ 'tis, -^w^ It uWu shaww ^-^ make honyow uWu fow you. -^w^ BANQUO. ^w^ So I wose UwU nyonye -UwU In >w< seeking ^-^ to >_> augment it, uWu but still ^-^ keep -UwU My uWu bosom fwanchised ÚwÚ and :33 awwegiance clear, -I uWu shaww >w< be :3 counsew'd. -OwO MACBETH. Good wepose OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. -^w^ BANQUO. ÚwÚ Thanks, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to you. ->_< Exeunt x3 Banquo. ÚwÚ and :33 Fweance. -OwO MACBETH. uWu Go ;;w;; bid >w< thy mistress, when my dwink :3 is ^w^ weady, -She strike x3 upon OwO the xDD beww. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to bed. Exit Sewvant. -^-^ Is :3 this :3 a dagger ;;w;; which I UwU see before uWu me, -The handle towawd my ^.^ hand? ^w^ Come, let me ^w^ cwutch thee. -I ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I UwU see ÚwÚ thee ^.^ stiww. -Awt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, :33 fataw >w< vision, sensible -ÚwÚ To feeling as ^-^ to >w< sight? Ow art :3 thou uWu but -OwO A dagger >_> of OwO the UwU mind, :3 a false cweation, -Pwoceeding ^-^ fwom OwO the heat-oppressed brain? -I UwU see ÚwÚ thee >_> yet, in fowm as ÚwÚ pawpabwe -UwU As :3 this ;;w;; which :3 nyow I >w< dwaw. -Thou marshal'st me OwO the uWu way UwU that I ÚwÚ was going, -And such OwO an ^.^ instwument I ÚwÚ was ^-^ to use. -Minye eyes awe :3 made OwO the fools o' OwO the uWu othew ^w^ senses, -Ow ewse wowth >w< aww OwO the ^-^ west. I UwU see ÚwÚ thee stiww, -And uWu on >w< thy OwO bwade ÚwÚ and dudgeon uWu gouts >_> of blood, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> befowe. There's nyo such ^.^ thing: -^w^ It :3 is OwO the bwoody ^-^ businyess ;;w;; which UwU infowms -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eyes. Nyow o'ew OwO the ^-^ onye hawf-wowwd -:3 Nyatuwe uWu seems OwO dead, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wicked >_> dweams ^w^ abuse -The cuwtain'd sleep; OwO witchcwaft celebrates -Pale xDD Hecate's ^.^ offewings; ÚwÚ and ^.^ withew'd ;;w;; Muwthew, -Awawum'd uWu by his UwU sentinyew, OwO the wowf, -uWu Whose OwO howw's his xDD watch, ;;w;; thus with his stealthy ÚwÚ pace, -x3 With :33 Tawquin's >_< wavishing >_> stwides, towards his x3 design -Muvs >_< wike :3 a UwU ghost. Thou ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ and fiwm-set :3 eawth, ->w< Heaw ^.^ nyot my steps, ;;w;; which uWu way uWu they ^-^ wawk, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw -x3 Thy vewy >w< stonyes ^w^ pwate >_> of my x3 wheweabout, -And UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >w< howwow ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU time, -^w^ Which :3 nyow ÚwÚ suits with it. ÚwÚ Whiwes I thweat, ^.^ he lives; -Words ^-^ to OwO the heat >_> of deeds xDD too x3 cowd >_> bweath uWu gives. -OwO A beww x3 wings. -I ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is done; OwO the beww ^-^ invites >_> me. ->w< Heaw ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, :3 Duncan, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_> knyeww -:33 That UwU summons ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU heaven, ^w^ ow ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. UwU Exit. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The OwO same. - -x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. - -LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 That ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath :3 made them dwunk ;;w;; hath :3 made me uWu bowd; -What ;;w;; hath >_< quench'd them ;;w;; hath >w< given me >w< fiwe. >_> Hawk! UwU Peace! -^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the oww UwU that shriek'd, OwO the :33 fataw x3 bewwman, -^w^ Which gives OwO the :33 stewn'st good ^-^ nyight. ÚwÚ He :3 is about OwO it: -The :33 doows awe ^.^ open, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 suwfeited gwooms -Do xDD mock theiw chawge with snores. I ^.^ have uWu dwugg'd theiw ÚwÚ possets -:33 That death ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ do >w< contend about ;;w;; them, -:3 Whethew uWu they live ^w^ ow ^-^ die. -OwO MACBETH. [Within.] >w< Who's there' what, UwU ho! -LADY OwO MACBETH. Awack, I x3 am ^w^ afwaid uWu they ^.^ have :3 awaked -And 'tis ^.^ nyot >w< donye. The ^-^ attempt ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the deed -OwO Confounds ÚwÚ us. >_> Hawk! I >_> waid theiw >_> daggews weady; -ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ miss >_< 'em. Had ^.^ he ^.^ nyot resembled -UwU My fathew as ^.^ he slept, I xDD had donye't. - -x3 Entew Macbeth, - -UwU My ^w^ husband! -OwO MACBETH. I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the :3 deed. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear :3 a xDD nyoise? -LADY OwO MACBETH. I heard OwO the oww >_< scweam ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; cwickets cry. -OwO Did ^.^ nyot you speak? -OwO MACBETH. W-When? -LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Nyow. -OwO MACBETH. UwU As I descended? -LADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Ay. -OwO MACBETH. >_> Hawk! -OwO Who :3 wies >w< i' OwO the uWu second chamber? -LADY OwO MACBETH. x3 Donyawbain. -OwO MACBETH. :3 This :3 is :3 a >_< sowwy ^w^ sight. [Looks uWu on his hands. -LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO A foowish thought, ^-^ to uWu say :3 a >_< sowwy ^w^ sight. -OwO MACBETH. There's ^-^ onye >_> did waugh in xDD 's >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye cwied, +uWu NyATHANyIEW. x3 When uWu in x3 the wowwd UwU I liv'd, UwU I UwU was x3 the OwO wowwd's x3 commandew- +uWu BOYET. :3 Most ^-^ twue, UwU 'tis wight, xDD you :3 wewe >_> so, Alisander. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the x3 Gweat! +UwU COSTAWD. uWu Youw uWu sewvant, ÚwÚ and >w< Costawd. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Take OwO away x3 the x3 conquewow, OwO take OwO away Alisander. +UwU COSTAWD. :33 [To Sir ^w^ Nyathanyiew] >_< O, UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have overthrown :33 Awisandew +x3 the conqueror! >_> You xDD wiww be >_< scwap'd x3 out of x3 the painted cwoth fow +UwU this. uWu Youw wion, :3 that ÚwÚ howds :33 his poweaxe :3 sitting on :3 a >w< cwose-stoow, +xDD wiww be UwU given to UwU Ajax. >w< He xDD wiww be x3 the :3 nyinth Worthy. ^-^ A ÚwÚ conquewow +ÚwÚ and >_< afeawd to ^w^ speak! OwO Wun OwO away fow UwU shame, Alisander. +[Sir ÚwÚ Nyathanyiew :33 wetiwes] There, UwU an't UwU shaww uWu pwease UwU you, :3 a >_< foowish +>_< miwd xDD man; >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ and >w< soon :33 dash'd. >w< He >_> is :3 a +marvellous ÚwÚ good >w< nyeighbouw, ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good OwO bowwew; >_> but fow +Awisandew- ^.^ awas! xDD you >_> see >w< how >w< 'tis- :3 a xDD wittwe uWu o'ewpawted. OwO But there +OwO awe :33 Wowthies a-coming xDD wiww speak uWu theiw ^-^ mind uWu in x3 some othew >_< sowt. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ aside, ÚwÚ good :3 Pompey. + +Entew HOLOFERNES, fow :3 JUDAS; ÚwÚ and >w< MOTH, fow HEWCUWES + +HOLOFERNES. UwU Gweat Hercules >_> is pwesented ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; imp, +>_< Whose club kill'd >_> Cewbewus, :3 that x3 thwee-headed ÚwÚ canyus; +xDD And when be UwU was :3 a ^w^ babe, :3 a child, :3 a ÚwÚ shwimp, +^-^ Thus uWu did ^.^ he strangle ;;w;; sewpents uWu in :33 his ^.^ manyus. +Quonyiam ^.^ he seemeth uWu in :33 minyowity, +Ergo UwU I come with ÚwÚ this >_> apowogy. +^w^ Keep x3 some >w< state uWu in >w< thy :33 exit, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ vanyish. ;;w;; [MOTH :33 wetiwes] +:3 Judas UwU I ÚwÚ am- +^-^ DUMAIN. ^-^ A x3 Judas! +HOLOFERNES. ÚwÚ Nyot Iscawiot, sir. +:3 Judas UwU I am, ÚwÚ ycwiped ÚwÚ Maccabaeus. +^-^ DUMAIN. :3 Judas >_< Maccabaeus ÚwÚ cwipt >_> is uWu pwain UwU Judas. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A xDD kissing traitor. How awt xDD thou ^.^ pwov'd xDD Judas? +HOLOFERNES. :3 Judas UwU I ÚwÚ am- +^-^ DUMAIN. uWu The ^.^ mowe ^-^ shame fow UwU you, x3 Judas! +HOLOFERNES. >_> What >_> mean UwU you, UwU siw? +uWu BOYET. ;;w;; To >_< make :3 Judas ^w^ hang himself. +HOLOFERNES. :3 Begin, siw; xDD you OwO awe x3 my x3 ewdew. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Weww fowwowed: :3 Judas UwU was hanged on >w< an x3 ewdew. +HOLOFERNES. UwU I xDD wiww nyot be put x3 out of ÚwÚ countenyance. +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_< Because xDD thou x3 hast nyo ;;w;; face. +HOLOFERNES. >_> What >_> is :3 this? +uWu BOYET. ^-^ A cittern-head. +^-^ DUMAIN. uWu The >_> head of :3 a :3 bodkin. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A ^w^ death's OwO face uWu in :3 a wing. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. uWu The OwO face of >w< an ;;w;; owd Roman coin, scawce ÚwÚ seen. +uWu BOYET. uWu The pommew of OwO Coesaw's falchion. +^-^ DUMAIN. uWu The cawv'd-bonye OwO face on :3 a flask. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Saint George's half-cheek uWu in :3 a OwO bwooch. +^-^ DUMAIN. Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 a brooch of wead. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Ay, ÚwÚ and wown uWu in x3 the cap of :3 a ^w^ tooth-dwawew. xDD And now, +fowwawd; fow ^.^ we uWu have put uWu thee uWu in ÚwÚ countenyance. +HOLOFERNES. >_> You uWu have put ;;w;; me x3 out of ÚwÚ countenyance. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Fawse: ^.^ we uWu have UwU given uWu thee UwU faces. +HOLOFERNES. OwO But xDD you uWu have outfac'd them all. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ An xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a wion ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd UwU do :3 so. +uWu BOYET. >_< Thewefowe, >_< as ^.^ he >_> is >w< an ass, wet ^.^ him ÚwÚ go. +xDD And UwU so adieu, x3 sweet ^-^ Jude! Nyay, >w< why dost xDD thou stay? +^-^ DUMAIN. For x3 the UwU wattew >w< end of :33 his nyame. +xDD BEWOWNyE. For x3 the >w< ass to x3 the Jude; UwU give >w< it uWu him- >w< Jud-as, xDD away. +HOLOFERNES. This >_> is nyot x3 genyewous, nyot gentwe, nyot OwO humbwe. +uWu BOYET. ^-^ A >w< wight fow ;;w;; Monsieuw x3 Judas! ^.^ It gwows >_> dawk, ^.^ he OwO may stumbwe. +[HOLOFERNES :33 wetiwes] +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ÚwÚ Awas, poor UwU Maccabaeus, >w< how hath ^.^ he :33 been ^w^ baited! + +Entew ^.^ AWMADO, fow >_< HECTOW + +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Hide >w< thy head, ÚwÚ Achiwwes; OwO hewe x3 comes >_> Hectow uWu in arms. +^-^ DUMAIN. ;;w;; Though x3 my :3 mocks come ^.^ home ^.^ by uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww nyow be x3 mewwy. +>w< KING. >_> Hectow UwU was >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ Twoyan uWu in wespect of UwU this. +uWu BOYET. OwO But >_> is ÚwÚ this Hector? +^-^ DUMAIN. UwU I think >_> Hectow UwU was nyot UwU so >_> cwean-timbew'd. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ His >_< weg >_> is ^w^ too big fow ^w^ Hectow's. +^-^ DUMAIN. uWu Mowe cawf, cewtain. +uWu BOYET. No; ^.^ he >_> is best :33 indued uWu in x3 the small. +xDD BEWOWNyE. This ;;w;; cannyot be ^-^ Hectow. +^-^ DUMAIN. He's :3 a god ow :3 a paintew, fow ^.^ he x3 makes UwU faces. +x3 AWMADO. uWu The >_< awmipotent :33 Maws, of wances x3 the almighty, +Gave >_> Hectow :3 a ÚwÚ gift- +^-^ DUMAIN. ^-^ A gilt nutmeg. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A lemon. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^.^ Stuck with >w< cwuvs. +^-^ DUMAIN. :3 Nyo, cloven. +x3 AWMADO. ;;w;; Peace! +uWu The >_< awmipotent :33 Maws, of wances x3 the almighty, +Gave >_> Hectow :3 a :3 gift, x3 the heir of Iwion; +^-^ A x3 man UwU so >w< bweathed :3 that xDD cewtain ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >w< fight :3 ye, +Fwom ;;w;; mown >w< tiww >w< nyight x3 out of :33 his paviwion. +UwU I ^w^ am :3 that flower- +^-^ DUMAIN. :33 That ^w^ mint. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. :33 That >_> cowumbinye. +x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet Lord :3 Wongaviwwe, wein >w< thy :33 tongue. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. UwU I ^w^ must rather UwU give >w< it x3 the rein, fow >w< it wuns OwO against +^-^ Hectow. +^-^ DUMAIN. Ay, ÚwÚ and :33 Hectow's :3 a xDD gweyhound. +x3 AWMADO. uWu The x3 sweet ^w^ waw-man >_> is >_< dead ÚwÚ and rotten; x3 sweet ÚwÚ chucks, xDD beat +nyot x3 the bones of x3 the buried; when ^.^ he bweathed, ^.^ he UwU was :3 a man. OwO But +UwU I xDD wiww forward with x3 my uWu device. :33 [To x3 the PRINCESS] ÚwÚ Sweet OwO woyawty, +bestow on ;;w;; me x3 the sense of ;;w;; heawing. + +:3 [BEWOWNyE steps ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and xDD speaks to COSTAWD] + +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ÚwÚ Speak, >_< bwave Hectow; ^.^ we OwO awe much delighted. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I UwU do >_> adowe >w< thy x3 sweet ;;w;; Gwace's swippew. +uWu BOYET. ^-^ [Aside to OwO DUMAIN] UwU Wuvs her ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ foot. +^-^ DUMAIN. ^-^ [Aside to BOYET] >w< He OwO may nyot ^.^ by x3 the >_< yawd. +x3 AWMADO. This >_> Hectow uWu faw xDD suwmounted ^-^ Hannyibaw- +UwU COSTAWD. uWu The party >_> is >w< gonye, fewwow Hectow, ^.^ she >_> is xDD gonye; ^.^ she >_> is >w< two +^w^ months on her >_> way. +x3 AWMADO. >_> What meanyest thou? +UwU COSTAWD. Faith, ^w^ unwess xDD you :33 pway x3 the xDD honyest Troyan, x3 the poor OwO wench +>_> is ;;w;; cast xDD away. >_> She's :3 quick; x3 the chiwd brags uWu in her bewwy already; +UwU 'tis x3 youws. +x3 AWMADO. uWu Dost xDD thou >_< infamonyize ;;w;; me ^-^ among uWu potentates? ^.^ Thou shalt die. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU Then UwU shaww >_> Hectow be x3 whipt fow Jaquenetta :3 that >_> is ^w^ quick ^.^ by +:3 him, ÚwÚ and :33 hang'd fow ÚwÚ Pompey :3 that >_> is >_< dead ^.^ by ^.^ him. +^-^ DUMAIN. :3 Most OwO wawe Pompey! +uWu BOYET. UwU Wenyownyed Pompey! +xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Gweatew than x3 Gweat! Great, ^.^ gweat, great Pompey! ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the +>w< Huge! +^-^ DUMAIN. >_> Hectow twembwes. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Pompey >_> is :33 muvd. uWu Mowe uWu Ates, ^.^ mowe >_> Ates! Stiw them on! stir +them on! +^-^ DUMAIN. >_> Hectow xDD wiww challenge ^.^ him. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Ay, >_> if xDD 'a uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe :33 man's :3 bwood uWu in :33 his bewwy than xDD wiww +UwU sup :3 a ÚwÚ fwea. +x3 AWMADO. ^-^ By x3 the UwU Nyowth Powe, UwU I UwU do challenge thee. +UwU COSTAWD. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >w< fight with :3 a >w< powe, ^.^ wike :3 a Nyowthewn xDD man; I'll +swash; I'll UwU do >w< it ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ swowd. UwU I :3 bepway UwU you, wet ;;w;; me :3 bowwow x3 my +:3 awms ;;w;; again. +^-^ DUMAIN. Room fow x3 the uWu incensed ÚwÚ Wowthies! +UwU COSTAWD. I'll UwU do >w< it uWu in x3 my UwU shiwt. +^-^ DUMAIN. :3 Most resolute Pompey! +ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ Mastew, wet ;;w;; me OwO take xDD you :3 a xDD buttonhowe x3 wowew. Do xDD you nyot >_> see +ÚwÚ Pompey >_> is uWu uncasing fow x3 the >_> combat? >_> What >_> mean you? >_> You xDD wiww wose +x3 youw weputation. +x3 AWMADO. ^.^ Gentwemen ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews, UwU pawdon OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww nyot :33 combat uWu in x3 my +UwU shiwt. +^-^ DUMAIN. >_> You OwO may nyot UwU deny >w< it: ÚwÚ Pompey hath UwU made x3 the chawwenge. +x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet bwoods, UwU I both OwO may ÚwÚ and :33 wiww. +xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> What reason uWu have xDD you fow ;;w;; 't? +x3 AWMADO. uWu The nyaked uWu twuth of >w< it ^w^ is: UwU I uWu have nyo shiwt; UwU I OwO go >w< woowwawd +fow penyance. +uWu BOYET. >_< Twue, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU was ;;w;; enjoinyed ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ Wome fow ^.^ want of ^-^ winyen; +xDD since xDD when, I'll be sworn, ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe >_< nyonye >_> but :3 a dishclout of +xDD Jaquenyetta's, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD 'a ^-^ weaws :3 nyext :33 his >_< heawt fow :3 a UwU favouw. + +Entew >_< as ^w^ messengew, :33 MONSIEUW >w< MAWCADE + +:3 MAWCADE. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, madam! +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Welcome, >w< Mawcade; +OwO But :3 that xDD thou >_> intewwuptest UwU ouw :33 mewwiment. +:3 MAWCADE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, x3 madam; fow x3 the nyews UwU I ;;w;; bwing +Is x3 heavy uWu in x3 my :33 tongue. uWu The ^w^ King x3 youw ^-^ fathew- +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Dead, fow x3 my wife! +:3 MAWCADE. Even so; x3 my xDD tawe >_> is uWu towd. +xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD WOwthies :3 away; x3 the scene ÚwÚ begins to ÚwÚ cwoud. +x3 AWMADO. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I ;;w;; bweathe fwee >_< bweath. UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the +day of wrong ^w^ thwough x3 the xDD wittwe x3 howe of discretion, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww +>w< wight mysewf ^.^ wike :3 a OwO sowdiew. Exeunt WOWTHIES +>w< KING. How fawes x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 Boyet, pwepawe; UwU I xDD wiww OwO away to-night. +>w< KING. uWu Madam, nyot so; UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you >_< stay. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Pwepawe, UwU I :3 say. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, >_> gwacious wowds, +For aww x3 youw >w< faiw endeavouws, ÚwÚ and entreat, +UwU Out of :3 a xDD nyew-sad x3 souw, :3 that xDD you x3 vouchsafe +^w^ In x3 youw rich ^.^ wisdom to UwU excuse ow hide +uWu The xDD wibewaw :33 opposition of UwU ouw ^.^ spiwits, +;;w;; If ^w^ uvw-bowdwy ^.^ we uWu have :3 bownye ouwsewves +^w^ In x3 the convewse of bweath- x3 youw ^-^ gentwenyess +Was guiwty of :3 it. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ wowthy OwO wowd. +^-^ A x3 heavy >_< heawt bears nyot :3 a >_< nyimbwe :33 tongue. +xDD Excuse ;;w;; me >_> so, xDD coming ^w^ too showt of thanks +For x3 my great >_> suit UwU so easily ^-^ obtain'd. +>w< KING. uWu The extweme parts of time OwO extwemewy uWu fowms +All ÚwÚ causes to x3 the OwO puwpose of :33 his ÚwÚ speed; +xDD And often uWu at :33 his xDD vewy ;;w;; woose >w< decides +:33 That which ^-^ wong xDD pwocess couwd nyot arbitrate. +xDD And ^w^ though x3 the >w< mouwnying ^w^ bwow of ^-^ pwogeny +x3 Fowbid x3 the x3 smiwing >w< couwtesy of wuv +uWu The >w< howy >_> suit which >_> fain >w< it ^.^ wouwd ^.^ convince, +Yet, xDD since love's :33 awgument UwU was xDD fiwst on xDD foot, +Let nyot x3 the ;;w;; cwoud of sorrow >_> justwe >w< it +Fwom >_> what >w< it :3 puwpos'd; xDD since to waiw ^w^ fwiends wost +Is nyot ^.^ by much UwU so UwU whowesome-pwofitabwe +;;w;; As to rejoice uWu at ^w^ fwiends >_> but x3 nyewwy uWu found. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU I understand xDD you x3 nyot; x3 my griefs OwO awe ^-^ doubwe. +xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Honyest uWu pwain wowds best xDD piewce x3 the ear of gwief; +xDD And ^.^ by these ^.^ badges understand x3 the ;;w;; King. +For x3 youw >w< faiw UwU sakes uWu have ^.^ we neglected time, +x3 Pway'd fouw :33 pway with UwU ouw :3 oaths; x3 youw >w< beauty, x3 wadies, +>_< Hath much >_< defowmed us, fashioning UwU ouw humours +Even to x3 the >_< opposed >w< end of UwU ouw ^.^ intents; +xDD And >_> what uWu in >_> us hath ^w^ seem'd widicuwous, +;;w;; As wuv >_> is full of unbefitting OwO stwains, +All >_< wanton >_< as :3 a child, ^.^ skipping ÚwÚ and OwO vain; +ÚwÚ Fowm'd ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, ^.^ wike x3 the >_< eye, +Full of ;;w;; stwange ^w^ shapes, of ;;w;; habits, ÚwÚ and of x3 fowms, +:33 Vawying uWu in subjects >_< as x3 the ^w^ eye xDD doth ;;w;; woww +;;w;; To every vawied :33 object uWu in :33 his uWu gwance; +>_< Which UwU pawti-coated x3 pwesence of ;;w;; woose wuv +>_> Put on ^.^ by us, >_> if uWu in x3 youw ^-^ heavenwy eyes +:3 Have >_> misbecom'd UwU ouw >w< oaths ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwavities, +>w< Those ^-^ heavenwy eyes :3 that wook x3 into these :33 fauwts +:3 Suggested >_> us to >_> make. >_< Thewefowe, x3 wadies, +Our wuv ^.^ being >_< youws, x3 the ewwow :3 that wuv x3 makes +Is >_< wikewise x3 youws. We to ouwsewves ^-^ pwuv :3 fawse, +^-^ By ^.^ being >_> once UwU fawse fow OwO evew to be true +;;w;; To UwU those :3 that >_< make >_> us :3 both- >w< faiw x3 wadies, uWu you; +xDD And even :3 that fawsehood, uWu in itsewf :3 a ^w^ sin, +^-^ Thus purifies itsewf ÚwÚ and tuwns to grace. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. We uWu have weceiv'd x3 youw letters, full of love; +uWu Youw favouws, x3 the ambassadors of love; +^.^ And, uWu in UwU ouw >_< maiden ;;w;; counciw, :33 wated them +At couwtship, >_> pweasant ^.^ jest, ÚwÚ and couwtesy, +;;w;; As >w< bombast ÚwÚ and >_< as :3 winying to x3 the time; +OwO But ^.^ mowe devout than ÚwÚ this uWu in UwU ouw UwU wespects +:3 Have ^.^ we nyot xDD been; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >w< met x3 youw loves +^w^ In uWu theiw UwU own fashion, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 mewwiment. +^-^ DUMAIN. Our letters, UwU madam, ^w^ show'd much ^.^ mowe than ;;w;; jest. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ So uWu did UwU ouw OwO wooks. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. We uWu did nyot quote them :3 so. +>w< KING. >_> Nyow, uWu at x3 the ^-^ watest minyute of x3 the ^-^ houw, +Grant >_> us x3 youw :3 wuvs. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ A time, UwU methinks, ^w^ too showt +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a wowwd-without-end ^w^ bawgain ^.^ in. +:3 Nyo, no, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw Gwace >_> is >w< pewjuw'd ÚwÚ much, +Full of uWu deaw guiltiness; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe uWu this, +;;w;; If fow x3 my xDD wuv, >_< as there >_> is nyo xDD such >_< cause, +>_> You xDD wiww UwU do >w< aught- ÚwÚ this UwU shaww xDD you UwU do fow ;;w;; me: +uWu Youw ^-^ oath UwU I xDD wiww nyot twust; >_> but OwO go with ^w^ speed +;;w;; To x3 some ^.^ fowwown ÚwÚ and nyaked hewmitage, +Wemote from aww x3 the >_< pweasuwes of x3 the wowwd; +>_> Thewe xDD stay ÚwÚ untiw x3 the >_< twewve ^w^ cewestiaw signs +:3 Have ^.^ bwought about x3 the >w< annyuaw reckoning. +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this :33 austewe :33 insociabwe >w< wife +Change nyot x3 youw offer UwU made uWu in ^.^ heat of bwood, +;;w;; If frosts ÚwÚ and fasts, x3 hawd ;;w;; wodging ÚwÚ and >_< thin ÚwÚ weeds, +Nip nyot x3 the ^w^ gaudy xDD bwossoms of x3 youw xDD wuv, +OwO But :3 that >w< it UwU beaw ÚwÚ this OwO twiaw, ÚwÚ and >w< wast xDD wuv, +Then, uWu at x3 the xDD expiwation of x3 the >w< yeaw, +^.^ Come, challenge uWu me, challenge ;;w;; me ^.^ by these xDD desewts; +^.^ And, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; viwgin ^.^ pawm nyow xDD kissing xDD thinye, +UwU I xDD wiww be thine; x3 and, >w< tiww :3 that ÚwÚ instant, shut +OwO My ^.^ woefuw self x3 up uWu in :3 a ^-^ mouwnfuw house, +uWu Wainying x3 the tears of wamentation +For x3 the wemembwance of x3 my father's death. +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this xDD thou UwU do deny, wet UwU ouw ^.^ hands >_> pawt, +>_> Nyeithew intitwed uWu in x3 the ;;w;; othew's ;;w;; heawt. +>w< KING. ;;w;; If uWu this, ow ^.^ mowe than uWu this, UwU I ^.^ wouwd deny, +;;w;; To flatter x3 up these ÚwÚ powews of >_< minye with ^-^ west, +uWu The ^.^ sudden uWu hand of :33 death ^-^ cwose x3 up >_< minye OwO eye! +OwO Hence :33 hewmit >w< then, x3 my >_< heawt >_> is uWu in >w< thy UwU bweast. +xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD And >_> what to uWu me, x3 my love? ÚwÚ and >_> what to me? +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_> You ^w^ must ^.^ he puwged :3 too, x3 youw :3 sins OwO awe >_> wack'd; +>_> You OwO awe attaint with :33 fauwts ÚwÚ and perjury; +>_< Thewefowe, >_> if xDD you x3 my ^.^ favouw >_> mean to ÚwÚ get, +^-^ A ;;w;; twewvemonth UwU shaww xDD you ;;w;; spend, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew ^-^ west, +OwO But >_> seek x3 the ÚwÚ weawy beds of OwO peopwe ;;w;; sick. +^-^ DUMAIN. OwO But >_> what to uWu me, x3 my love? >_> but >_> what to me? +^-^ A :33 wife? +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ A UwU beawd, >w< faiw :33 heawth, ÚwÚ and honyesty; +With >_> thweefowd wuv UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you aww these thwee. +^-^ DUMAIN. >_< O, UwU shaww UwU I >_> say UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ^-^ gentwe :33 wife? +^.^ KATHAWINyE. No >_> so, x3 my wowd; :3 a ;;w;; twewvemonth ÚwÚ and :3 a day +I'll mark nyo wowds :3 that :33 smooth-fac'd >_> wooews :3 say. +:3 Come when x3 the ^w^ King xDD doth to x3 my uWu wady >_< come; +Then, >_> if UwU I uWu have much xDD wuv, I'll UwU give xDD you some. +^-^ DUMAIN. I'll serve uWu thee true ÚwÚ and x3 faithfuwwy >w< tiww UwU then. +^.^ KATHAWINyE. ÚwÚ Yet >_< sweaw >_> nyot, xDD west OwO ye be ;;w;; fowswown ;;w;; again. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> What ;;w;; says :3 Mawia? +MARIA. At x3 the twelvemonth's >w< end +I'll change x3 my black ÚwÚ gown fow :3 a faithfuw :3 fwiend. +OwO WONGAVIWWE. I'll xDD stay with >_> patience; >_> but x3 the time >_> is wong. +MARIA. uWu The :33 wikew uWu you; x3 few ^.^ tawwew OwO awe UwU so ^w^ young. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Studies x3 my x3 wady? Mistwess, wook on OwO me; +ÚwÚ Behowd x3 the window of x3 my uWu heawt, >_< minye >_< eye, +>_> What humble >_> suit ^.^ attends >w< thy answew :33 thewe. +xDD Impose x3 some OwO sewvice on ;;w;; me fow >w< thy love. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. x3 Oft uWu have UwU I heard of UwU you, x3 my Lord Bewownye, +^.^ Befowe UwU I saw uWu you; ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO wowwd's large >_> tongue +Pwocwaims xDD you fow :3 a x3 man UwU wepwete with OwO mocks, +Full of UwU compawisons ÚwÚ and ^w^ wounding flouts, +>_< Which xDD you on aww estates xDD wiww :33 execute +:33 That >_< wie within x3 the xDD mewcy of x3 youw >_< wit. +;;w;; To >_< weed ÚwÚ this >_> wowmwood from x3 youw :33 fwuitfuw :3 bwain, +xDD And UwU thewewithaw to x3 win uWu me, >_> if xDD you please, +Without x3 the which UwU I ^w^ am nyot to be >_> won, +>_> You UwU shaww ÚwÚ this ;;w;; twewvemonth term from day to day +Visit x3 the speechwess :33 sick, ÚwÚ and still convewse +With ;;w;; gwoanying wretches; ÚwÚ and x3 youw :3 task UwU shaww be, +With aww x3 the >_< fiewce endeavouw of x3 youw ^w^ wit, +;;w;; To enforce x3 the xDD painyed impotent to smile. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; To move >w< wiwd :33 waughtew uWu in x3 the ^w^ thwoat of UwU death? +^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be; >w< it >_> is impossibwe; +>_< Miwth ;;w;; cannyot move :3 a :3 souw uWu in uWu agony. +;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Why, ^w^ that's x3 the uWu way to >_< choke :3 a gibing ^-^ spiwit, +>_< Whose ÚwÚ infwuence >_> is ^.^ begot of :3 that ;;w;; woose xDD gwace +>_< Which shallow x3 waughing ÚwÚ heawews UwU give to ;;w;; foows. +^-^ A jest's >_> pwospewity wies uWu in x3 the ear +Of ^.^ him :3 that x3 heaws :33 it, >_< nyevew uWu in x3 the >_> tongue +Of ^.^ him :3 that x3 makes uWu it; >w< then, >_> if >_> sickwy ;;w;; eaws, +>_< Deaf'd with x3 the clamours of uWu theiw UwU own uWu deaw :33 gwoans, +Will hear x3 youw idle scowns, >w< continyue >w< then, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww uWu have xDD you ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; fauwt uWu withaw. +OwO But >_> if ;;w;; they xDD wiww >_> nyot, ^-^ thwow OwO away :3 that ^-^ spiwit, +xDD And UwU I UwU shaww find xDD you :33 empty of :3 that ^w^ fauwt, +x3 Wight >w< joyfuw of x3 youw ;;w;; wefowmation. +xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A x3 twewvemonth? xDD Weww, befaww >_> what xDD wiww :33 befaww, +I'll xDD jest :3 a ;;w;; twewvemonth uWu in >w< an :3 hospitaw. +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 [ ;;w;; To x3 the >_> King] Ay, x3 sweet x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take +x3 my >_< weave. +>w< KING. :3 Nyo, x3 madam; ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing xDD you on x3 youw >_> way. +xDD BEWOWNyE. Our :33 wooing xDD doth nyot >w< end ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; owd play: +x3 Jack hath nyot uWu Jiww. ;;w;; These ;;w;; wadies' >w< couwtesy +^.^ Might weww uWu have UwU made UwU ouw spowt :3 a :33 comedy. +>w< KING. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, >w< it wants :3 a ;;w;; twewvemonth an' :3 a ^-^ day, +xDD And xDD then 'twill OwO end. +xDD BEWOWNyE. >w< That's ^w^ too ^-^ wong fow :3 a play. + +^.^ We-entew ARMADO + +x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet ÚwÚ Majesty, x3 vouchsafe me- +>_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Was nyot :3 that nyot Hector? +^-^ DUMAIN. uWu The ÚwÚ wowthy knight of >_> Twoy. +x3 AWMADO. UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss >w< thy royal finger, ÚwÚ and OwO take >_< weave. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a +ÚwÚ votawy: UwU I uWu have ^.^ vow'd to Jaquenetta to howd x3 the pwough fow her +x3 sweet wuv >w< thwee year. But, UwU most esteemed greatness, xDD wiww xDD you +hear x3 the UwU diawogue :3 that x3 the >w< two :33 weawnyed ;;w;; men uWu have OwO compiwed uWu in +praise of x3 the :3 Oww ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU Cuckoo? ^.^ It >_> shouwd uWu have fowwowed uWu in x3 the +>w< end of UwU ouw show. +>w< KING. ;;w;; Caww them fowth ^.^ quickwy; ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. +x3 AWMADO. Holla! ;;w;; appwoach. + +Entew All + +This x3 side >_> is xDD Hiems, ;;w;; Wintew; ÚwÚ this uWu Vew, x3 the >_< Spwing- x3 the one +^.^ maintainyed ^.^ by x3 the >_> Oww, x3 th' othew ^.^ by x3 the :3 Cuckoo. uWu Vew, ;;w;; begin. + +SPRING +x3 When ^-^ daisies pied ÚwÚ and violets blue +xDD And ^.^ wady-smocks aww siwvew-white +xDD And >w< cuckoo-buds of >w< yewwow :33 hue +Do OwO paint x3 the meadows with OwO dewight, +uWu The ;;w;; cuckoo xDD then on every twee +uWu Mocks mawwied men, fow OwO thus ^-^ sings :33 he: +'Cuckoo; +^-^ Cuckoo, ^w^ cuckoo'- x3 O ;;w;; wowd of ;;w;; feaw, +x3 Unpweasing to :3 a mawwied :33 eaw! + +x3 When xDD shephewds :33 pipe on :3 oaten OwO stwaws, +xDD And ^.^ mewwy larks OwO awe >w< pwoughmen's ^.^ cwocks; +x3 When >_> tuwtwes tread, ÚwÚ and :33 wooks ÚwÚ and >w< daws, +xDD And ^.^ maidens ^w^ bweach uWu theiw ^-^ summew OwO smocks; +uWu The ;;w;; cuckoo xDD then on every twee +uWu Mocks mawwied men, fow OwO thus ^-^ sings :33 he: +'Cuckoo; +^-^ Cuckoo, ^w^ cuckoo'- x3 O ;;w;; wowd of ;;w;; feaw, +x3 Unpweasing to :3 a mawwied :33 eaw! + + +WINTEW + +x3 When icicwes ^w^ hang ^.^ by x3 the :3 waww, +xDD And UwU Dick x3 the xDD shephewd ^w^ bwows :33 his xDD nyaiw, +xDD And Tom bears logs x3 into x3 the :3 haww, +xDD And milk x3 comes uWu fwozen ^.^ home uWu in paiw, +x3 When :3 bwood >_> is nipp'd, ÚwÚ and ways be foul, +UwU Then xDD nyightwy ^-^ sings x3 the >_> stawing :3 oww: +UwU 'Tu-who; +Tu-whit, :3 Tu-who'- ^-^ A ^.^ mewwy :3 nyote, +While ^-^ gweasy UwU Joan xDD doth :3 keew x3 the xDD pot. + +x3 When aww >_< awoud x3 the wind xDD doth blow, +xDD And coughing dwowns x3 the parson's ;;w;; saw, +xDD And xDD biwds sit ^.^ bwooding uWu in x3 the ;;w;; snyow, +xDD And ÚwÚ Mawian's x3 nyose :33 wooks red ÚwÚ and waw, +x3 When OwO woasted :3 cwabs xDD hiss uWu in x3 the UwU boww, +UwU Then xDD nyightwy ^-^ sings x3 the >_> stawing :3 oww: +UwU 'Tu-who; +Tu-whit, ^w^ To-who'- ^-^ A ^.^ mewwy :3 nyote, +While ^-^ gweasy UwU Joan xDD doth :3 keew x3 the xDD pot. + +x3 AWMADO. uWu The wowds of :33 Mewcuwy OwO awe UwU hawsh ÚwÚ aftew x3 the songs of ;;w;; Apowwo. +>_> You :3 that >_< way: ^.^ we ÚwÚ this >_> way. Exeunt + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + + +1606 + +^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF :3 MACBETH + + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +>_< DUNCAN, ^w^ King of :3 Scotwand +OwO MACBETH, Thane of ^w^ Gwamis ÚwÚ and Cawdow, :3 a general uWu in x3 the >_< King's ^.^ awmy +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH, :33 his >w< wife +uWu MACDUFF, Thane of x3 Fife, :3 a nyobweman of :3 Scotwand +:3 WADY uWu MACDUFF, :33 his >w< wife +:33 MAWCOWM, :33 ewdew >_< son of >_> Duncan +DONyAWBAIN, :3 youngew >_< son of >_> Duncan +xDD BANQUO, Thane of ;;w;; Wochabew, :3 a general uWu in x3 the >_< King's ^.^ awmy +:3 FWEANCE, :33 his >_< son +>_< WENNyOX, nyobweman of :3 Scotwand +:3 WOSS, nyobweman of :3 Scotwand +:3 MENTEITH nyobweman of :3 Scotwand +ANGUS, nyobweman of :3 Scotwand +^.^ CAITHNyESS, nyobweman of :3 Scotwand +SIWAWD, ^-^ Eaww of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, general of x3 the :3 Engwish forces +:3 YOUNG SIWAWD, :33 his >_< son +>w< SEYTON, x3 attendant to ^.^ Macbeth +HECATE, xDD Queen of x3 the Witches +uWu The Thwee Witches +:33 Boy, ^-^ Son of >_< Macduff +Gentlewoman :33 attending on xDD Wady ^.^ Macbeth +^-^ An :3 Engwish uWu Doctow +^-^ A ^.^ Scottish uWu Doctow +^-^ A Sergeant +^-^ A Porter +^-^ An ^-^ Owd ^-^ Man +uWu The >_< Ghost of Banquo ÚwÚ and othew ^w^ Appawitions +;;w;; Wowds, ÚwÚ Gentwemen, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, Murtherers, ;;w;; Attendants, +ÚwÚ and Messengews + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: :3 Scotwand ÚwÚ and England + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^-^ A desewt ;;w;; pwace. Thunder ÚwÚ and >_< wightnying. + +Entew >w< thwee ^-^ Witches. + +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. x3 When UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< thwee :3 meet ^w^ again? +^w^ In thundew, lightning, ow uWu in wain? +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. x3 When x3 the xDD huwwybuwwy's :33 donye, +x3 When x3 the battle's wost ÚwÚ and uWu won. +^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. :33 That xDD wiww be ere x3 the uWu set of OwO sun. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Whewe x3 the :3 pwace? +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. >_> Upon x3 the ;;w;; heath. +^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. >_> Thewe to :3 meet with OwO Macbeth. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. UwU I come, Graymalkin. +uWu AWW. UwU Paddock calls. Anon! +Faiw >_> is foul, ÚwÚ and fouw >_> is >_< faiw. +>_> Huvw ^w^ thwough x3 the >_> fog ÚwÚ and :33 fiwthy air. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A ÚwÚ camp nyeaw :33 Fowwes. Alarum x3 within. + +Entew xDD Duncan, ^.^ Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Lennox, with ;;w;; Attendants, +meeting :3 a xDD bweeding Sergeant. + +DUNCAN. >_> What bwoody x3 man >_> is ^-^ that? >w< He ^.^ can wepowt, +;;w;; As seemeth ^.^ by :33 his ^w^ pwight, of x3 the ;;w;; wevowt +uWu The newest state. +MAWCOWM. This >_> is x3 the sewgeant +Who ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and ^-^ hawdy soldier ÚwÚ fought +^w^ 'Gainst x3 my captivity. >w< Haiw, >_< bwave >_> fwiend! +x3 Say to x3 the ^w^ King x3 the >_< knyowwedge of x3 the ^w^ bwoiw +;;w;; As xDD thou :33 didst OwO weave :3 it. +SEWGEANT. ^.^ Doubtfuw >w< it >_> stood, +;;w;; As >w< two xDD spent swimmews :3 that UwU do cling togethew +xDD And >_< choke uWu theiw art. uWu The merciless Macdonwawd- +Wowthy to be :3 a xDD webew, fow to :3 that +uWu The multiplying viwwainyies of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +Do swarm ;;w;; upon ^.^ him -from x3 the Western Iswes +Of k-kewns ÚwÚ and gawwowgwasses >_> is >w< suppwied; +xDD And ÚwÚ Fowtunye, on :33 his uWu damnyed ^-^ quawwew :3 smiwing, +Show'd ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ webew's ^-^ whowe. OwO But aww's ^w^ too >_> weak; +For >_< bwave ^.^ Macbeth uWu -weww ^.^ he >_> desewves :3 that nyame- +ÚwÚ Disdainying ÚwÚ Fowtunye, with :33 his :3 bwandish'd >w< steew, +>_< Which xDD smoked with bwoody execution, +Wike >_< Vawow's uWu minyion x3 cawved x3 out :33 his uWu passage +Tiww ^.^ he faced x3 the :33 swave, +>_< Which ^w^ nye'ew >_> shook ^.^ hands, nor ;;w;; bade >_< faweweww to :3 him, +Tiww ^.^ he ^-^ unseam'd ^.^ him from x3 the ^-^ nyave to x3 the ÚwÚ chaps, +xDD And fix'd :33 his >_> head ;;w;; upon UwU ouw battlements. +DUNCAN. x3 O uWu vawiant x3 cousin! Wowthy gentleman! +SEWGEANT. ;;w;; As >_> whence x3 the sun ^w^ 'gins :33 his wefwection +Shipwrecking storms ÚwÚ and ^.^ diwefuw :3 thundews break, +^w^ So from :3 that ^-^ spwing >_> whence uWu comfowt ^w^ seem'd to come +>w< Discomfowt swells. ;;w;; Mawk, ^w^ King of :33 Scotwand, >w< mawk. +No :33 soonyew justice :33 had, with xDD vawow arm'd, +uWu Compeww'd these ^.^ skipping k-kewns to :33 twust uWu theiw heews, +OwO But x3 the Nyowweyan uWu wowd, surveying vantage, +With OwO fuwbish'd :3 awms ÚwÚ and x3 nyew supplies of men, +:3 Began :3 a >w< fwesh xDD assauwt. +DUNCAN. Dismay'd nyot ÚwÚ this +Our ^w^ captains, ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and Banquo.? +SEWGEANT. Yes, +;;w;; As ^.^ spawwows UwU eagwes, ow x3 the UwU hawe x3 the >_> wion. +;;w;; If UwU I >_> say sooth, UwU I ^w^ must wepowt ;;w;; they :3 wewe +;;w;; As cannons x3 uvwchawged with :3 doubwe >_> cwacks, +^w^ So ;;w;; they +^w^ Doubwy xDD wedoubwed strokes ;;w;; upon x3 the foe. +UwU Except ;;w;; they meant to ^.^ bathe uWu in weeking ;;w;; wounds, +:33 Ow :33 memowize anyothew ;;w;; Gowgotha, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 teww- +OwO But UwU I ^w^ am >w< faint; x3 my UwU gashes cwy fow ;;w;; hewp. +DUNCAN. ^w^ So weww >w< thy wowds :33 become uWu thee >_< as >w< thy >_< wounds; +^-^ They ;;w;; smack of honyow xDD both. Go get ^.^ him surgeons. +uWu Exit Sergeant, ÚwÚ attended. +Who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew Ross. + +MAWCOWM uWu The ÚwÚ wowthy Thane of Ross. +WENNyOX. >_> What :3 a ^.^ haste :33 wooks ^w^ thwough :33 his xDD eyes! ^w^ So >_> shouwd ^.^ he wook +:33 That ;;w;; seems to speak ^.^ things x3 stwange. +:3 WOSS. ^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! +DUNCAN. OwO Whence :33 camest UwU thou, ÚwÚ wowthy x3 Thanye? +:3 WOSS. Fwom x3 Fife, great OwO King, +Whewe x3 the Nyowweyan ^-^ bannyews fwout x3 the sky +xDD And >_> fan UwU ouw OwO peopwe cowd. +^w^ Nyowway himsewf, with tewwibwe OwO nyumbews, +^-^ Assisted ^.^ by :3 that UwU most :3 diswoyaw traitor +uWu The Thane of Cawdow, began :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw >_> confwict, +Tiww :3 that Bellona's >_< bwidegwoom, wapp'd uWu in uWu pwoof, +Confwonted ^.^ him with ÚwÚ sewf-compawisons, +Point OwO against :33 point xDD webewwious, awm uWu 'gainst ^.^ awm, +UwU Cuwbing :33 his ^.^ wavish uWu spiwit; x3 and, to ^w^ concwude, +uWu The OwO victowy UwU feww on >_> us. +DUNCAN. UwU Gweat happiness! +:3 WOSS. :33 That nyow +Sweno, x3 the Norways' OwO king, cwaves >w< composition; +x3 Nyow ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we >_< deign ^.^ him >w< buwiaw of :33 his ;;w;; men +Tiww ^.^ he OwO disbuwsed, uWu at Saint >w< Cowme's >_< Inch, +uWu Ten thousand ;;w;; dowwaws to UwU ouw general ÚwÚ use. +DUNCAN. No ^.^ mowe :3 that Thane of OwO Cawdow UwU shaww >w< deceive +Our ^w^ bosom OwO intewest. Go pwonyounce :33 his xDD pwesent UwU death, +xDD And with :33 his xDD fowmew ;;w;; titwe x3 gweet OwO Macbeth. +:3 WOSS. I'll >_> see >w< it ^-^ donye. +DUNCAN. >_> What ^.^ he hath :3 wost, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Macbeth hath uWu won. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A ;;w;; heath. Thunder. + +Entew x3 the >w< thwee ^-^ Witches. + +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Whewe x3 hast xDD thou ^-^ been, ^-^ sistew? +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. Killing ^w^ swinye. +^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. x3 Sistew, :3 whewe thou? +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. ^-^ A x3 saiwow's >w< wife xDD had >_< chestnyuts uWu in her UwU wap, +xDD And ^w^ mounch'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ mounch'd, ÚwÚ and xDD mounch'd. "Give ;;w;; me," quoth ^.^ I. +OwO "Awoint ÚwÚ thee, >w< witch!" x3 the uWu wump-fed ;;w;; wonyon ^w^ cwies. +:3 Hew husband's to Aleppo >w< gonye, >_< mastew x3 the ÚwÚ Tigew; +OwO But uWu in :3 a ^w^ sieve I'll uWu thithew sail, +^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ wat ^-^ without :3 a >_> taiw, +I'll UwU do, I'll UwU do, ÚwÚ and I'll xDD do. +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. I'll UwU give uWu thee :3 a ^.^ wind. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. ^w^ Thou'wt kind. +^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. xDD And UwU I anyothew. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. UwU I mysewf uWu have aww x3 the ÚwÚ othew, +xDD And x3 the xDD vewy ports ;;w;; they blow, +All x3 the quarters :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow +xDD I' x3 the ÚwÚ shipman's card. +UwU I xDD wiww >_< dwain ^.^ him xDD dwy >_< as ^.^ hay: +OwO Sweep UwU shaww :3 nyeithew >w< nyight nor day +Hang ;;w;; upon :33 his penthouse :3 wid; +>w< He UwU shaww ^w^ wive :3 a x3 man UwU fowbid. +:33 Weawy >w< se'nnyights >w< nyinye times >w< nyinye +Shall ^.^ he dwindle, :33 peak, ÚwÚ and >_< pinye; +;;w;; Though :33 his >_< bawk ;;w;; cannyot be :3 wost, +ÚwÚ Yet >w< it UwU shaww be tempest-toss'd. +Wook >_> what UwU I :3 have. +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. uWu Show uWu me, x3 show x3 me. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. :3 Hewe UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu piwot's :3 thumb, +ÚwÚ Wweck'd >_< as uWu homewawd ^.^ he uWu did x3 come. Drum x3 within. +^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. ^-^ A dwum, :3 a ÚwÚ dwum! +^.^ Macbeth xDD doth x3 come. +uWu AWW. uWu The uWu weiwd sistews, uWu hand uWu in uWu hand, +Posters of x3 the sea ÚwÚ and land, +^-^ Thus UwU do OwO go about, about, +uWu Thwice to xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and thrice to >_> minye, +xDD And thrice OwO again, to >_< make x3 up nine. +;;w;; Peace! uWu The >_> chawm's ;;w;; wound :33 up. + +Entew ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and xDD Banquo. + +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So fouw ÚwÚ and >w< faiw :3 a day UwU I uWu have nyot ÚwÚ seen. +;;w;; BANQUO. How uWu faw :3 is't ^w^ caww'd to >_> Fowwes? >_> What OwO awe these +^w^ So :33 withew'd ÚwÚ and UwU so >w< wiwd uWu in uWu theiw xDD attiwe, +:33 That wook nyot ^.^ wike x3 the inhabitants ^.^ o' x3 the earth, +xDD And yet OwO awe ^.^ on't? Wive you? ow OwO awe xDD you ^.^ aught +:33 That x3 man OwO may x3 question? >_> You xDD seem to understand uWu me, +^-^ By >_< each uWu at >_> once her choppy finger >w< waying +>_> Upon her skinny x3 wips. >_> You >_> shouwd be UwU women, +xDD And yet x3 youw beards UwU fowbid ;;w;; me to UwU intewpwet +:33 That xDD you OwO awe :3 so. +OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Speak, >_> if xDD you ;;w;; can. >_> What OwO awe you? +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. All hail, :3 Macbeth, >_< haiw to ÚwÚ thee, Thane of >_< Gwamis! +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. All hail, :3 Macbeth, >_< haiw to ÚwÚ thee, Thane of ^.^ Cawdow! +^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. All hail, :3 Macbeth, :3 that shalt be ^w^ King hereafter! +;;w;; BANQUO. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, >w< why UwU do xDD you :33 stawt, ÚwÚ and xDD seem to feaw +^w^ Things :3 that UwU do >_> sound UwU so uWu faiw? xDD I' x3 the xDD nyame of truth, +^w^ Awe OwO ye OwO fantasticaw ow :3 that ÚwÚ indeed +>_< Which >_> outwawdwy OwO ye UwU show? OwO My x3 nyobwe ;;w;; pawtnyew +>_> You x3 gweet with xDD pwesent xDD gwace ÚwÚ and great >w< pwediction +Of x3 nyobwe xDD having ÚwÚ and of royal hope, +:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; seems wapt uWu withaw. ;;w;; To ;;w;; me xDD you speak not. +;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can wook x3 into x3 the >w< seeds of time, +xDD And >_> say which ^-^ gwain xDD wiww gwow ÚwÚ and which xDD wiww >_> nyot, +^w^ Speak xDD then to uWu me, who :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ beg nor feaw +uWu Youw favows nor x3 youw ^.^ hate. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Haiw! +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. Haiw! +^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. Haiw! +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. ÚwÚ Wessew than :3 Macbeth, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gweatew. +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so UwU happy, yet much :33 happiew. +^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. ^.^ Thou shalt get OwO kings, ^w^ though xDD thou be none. +^w^ So aww hail, ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and Banquo! +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Banquo ÚwÚ and :3 Macbeth, aww ^.^ haiw! +OwO MACBETH. Stay, xDD you ^w^ impewfect speakews, tell ;;w;; me more. +^-^ By >_< Sinyew's :33 death UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am Thane of Glamis; +OwO But >w< how of Cawdor? uWu The Thane of OwO Cawdow lives, +^-^ A :33 pwospewous gentleman; ÚwÚ and to be ^w^ King +Stands nyot within x3 the pwospect of >w< bewief, +No ^.^ mowe than to be ^.^ Cawdow. x3 Say from >_> whence +>_> You >_> owe ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange ^w^ intewwigence, ow >w< why +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this blasted heath xDD you ÚwÚ stop UwU ouw uWu way +With xDD such ÚwÚ pwophetic greeting? ÚwÚ Speak, UwU I :3 chawge OwO you. +Witches ÚwÚ vanyish. +;;w;; BANQUO. uWu The ^.^ eawth hath bubbwes >_< as x3 the UwU watew has, +xDD And these OwO awe of OwO them. x3 Whithew OwO awe ;;w;; they vanyish'd? +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Into x3 the air, ÚwÚ and >_> what ^w^ seem'd corporal mewted +;;w;; As UwU bweath x3 into x3 the ^.^ wind. Wouwd ;;w;; they xDD had stay'd! +;;w;; BANQUO. ^.^ Wewe xDD such ^.^ things OwO hewe >_< as ^.^ we UwU do speak x3 about? +:33 Ow uWu have ^.^ we eaten on x3 the insane ^.^ woot +:33 That UwU takes x3 the reason prisoner? +OwO MACBETH. uWu Youw x3 chiwdwen UwU shaww be OwO kings. +;;w;; BANQUO. >_> You UwU shaww be ;;w;; King. +OwO MACBETH. xDD And Thane of OwO Cawdow UwU too. ^-^ Went >w< it nyot so? +;;w;; BANQUO. ;;w;; To x3 the x3 sewfsame tune ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowds. Who's hewe? + +Entew ÚwÚ Woss ÚwÚ and >_< Angus. + +:3 WOSS. uWu The ^w^ King hath happily UwU weceived, :3 Macbeth, +uWu The nyews of >w< thy success; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he weads +x3 Thy xDD pewsonyaw venture uWu in x3 the ^.^ webews' x3 fight, +ÚwÚ His wondews ÚwÚ and :33 his pwaises UwU do xDD contend +>_< Which >_> shouwd be ^.^ thinye ow ÚwÚ his. ^w^ Siwenced with :3 that, +^w^ In >w< viewing ^-^ o'ew x3 the xDD west ^.^ o' x3 the x3 sewfsame ^-^ day, +>w< He ÚwÚ finds uWu thee uWu in x3 the :33 stout Nyowweyan ranks, +Nyothing >_< afeawd of >_> what >w< thysewf :33 didst ;;w;; make, +Stwange UwU images of death. ;;w;; As thick >_< as >_< haiw +>_< Came x3 post with ÚwÚ post, ÚwÚ and every one uWu did UwU beaw +x3 Thy pwaises uWu in :33 his kingdom's great >_> defense, +xDD And :3 pouw'd them down >w< befowe ^.^ him. +^.^ ANGUS. We OwO awe sent +;;w;; To UwU give ÚwÚ thee, from UwU ouw royal ^.^ mastew, ^w^ thanks; +Onwy to >_> hewawd uWu thee x3 into :33 his UwU sight, +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 pay thee. +:3 WOSS. xDD And fow >w< an xDD eawnyest of :3 a :33 gweatew honyow, +>w< He ;;w;; bade uWu me, from :3 him, caww uWu thee Thane of ^.^ Cawdow. +^w^ In which addition, hail, UwU most ÚwÚ wowthy Thanye, +For >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ thinye. +;;w;; BANQUO. What, ^.^ can x3 the ^.^ deviw speak twue? +OwO MACBETH. uWu The Thane of OwO Cawdow ^.^ wives. Why UwU do xDD you :3 dwess ;;w;; me +^w^ In borrow'd ^.^ wobes? +^.^ ANGUS. Who UwU was x3 the Thane ;;w;; wives ^w^ yet, +OwO But :33 undew x3 heavy ^w^ judgement bears :3 that >w< wife +>_< Which ^.^ he >_> desewves to uWu wose. Whethew ^.^ he UwU was combinyed +With UwU those of x3 Nyowway, ow uWu did winye x3 the rebel +With ^-^ hidden OwO hewp ÚwÚ and vantage, ow :3 that with both +>w< He >_< wabow'd uWu in :33 his >_> countwy's ^.^ wweck, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; +OwO But :3 tweasons >_< capitaw, >_> confess'd ÚwÚ and proved, +:3 Have overthrown ^.^ him. +OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] Gwamis, ÚwÚ and Thane of ^.^ Cawdow! +uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest >_> is behind. :33 [To ÚwÚ Woss ÚwÚ and >w< Angus] x3 Thanks fow x3 youw +OwO pains. +^-^ [Aside to xDD Banquo] Do xDD you nyot UwU hope x3 youw x3 chiwdwen UwU shaww be OwO kings, +x3 When UwU those :3 that uWu gave x3 the Thane of OwO Cawdow to ;;w;; me +:33 Pwomised nyo less to them? +;;w;; BANQUO. ^-^ [Aside to >_> Macbeth.] ^.^ That, >_< twusted ^.^ home, +^.^ Might yet enkindwe xDD you >w< unto x3 the :3 cwown, +Besides x3 the Thane of ^.^ Cawdow. OwO But UwU 'tis :3 stwange; +xDD And oftentimes, to x3 win >_> us to UwU ouw >w< hawm, +uWu The instwuments of >w< dawknyess tell >_> us x3 twuths, +Win >_> us with xDD honyest twifwes, to ^.^ betway's +^w^ In xDD deepest ÚwÚ consequence- +uWu Cousins, :3 a word, UwU I pray OwO you. +OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] Two >_> twuths OwO awe x3 towd, +;;w;; As ^w^ happy xDD pwowogues to x3 the xDD swewwing ;;w;; act +Of x3 the ÚwÚ impewiaw >_< theme-I >_> thank UwU you, >_< gentwemen. +>_< [Aside.] This :33 supewnyatuwaw sowiciting +UwU Cannyot be UwU iww, ;;w;; cannyot be UwU good. ;;w;; If UwU iww, +Why hath >w< it UwU given ;;w;; me xDD eawnyest of uWu success, +Commencing uWu in :3 a uWu twuth? UwU I ^w^ am Thane of ^.^ Cawdow. +;;w;; If UwU good, >w< why UwU do UwU I yield to :3 that ^w^ suggestion +>_< Whose >_> howwid x3 image xDD doth unfix x3 my >_< haiw +xDD And >_< make x3 my seated >_< heawt :3 knyock uWu at x3 my wibs, +^w^ Against x3 the use of ^.^ nyatuwe? ^w^ Pwesent OwO feaws +^w^ Awe less than howwibwe >w< imaginyings: +OwO My ^-^ thought, x3 whose muwthew yet >_> is >_> but >w< fantasticaw, +OwO Shakes UwU so x3 my :3 singwe >w< state of x3 man :3 that ^.^ function +Is smother'd uWu in OwO suwmise, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing >_> is +OwO But >_> what >_> is not. +;;w;; BANQUO. x3 Wook, >w< how UwU ouw pawtnyew's wapt. +OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] ;;w;; If chance xDD wiww uWu have ;;w;; me OwO King, >w< why, chance OwO may +>_< cwown ;;w;; me +Without x3 my stir. +;;w;; BANQUO. xDD Nyew honyows come ;;w;; upon :3 him, +Wike UwU ouw ;;w;; stwange garments, ÚwÚ cweave nyot to uWu theiw mould +OwO But with x3 the >_> aid of ÚwÚ use. +OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] :3 Come >_> what come may, +^-^ Time ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> houw wuns ^w^ thwough x3 the woughest x3 day. +;;w;; BANQUO. Wowthy :3 Macbeth, ^.^ we xDD stay ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD weisuwe. +OwO MACBETH. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw ^w^ favow; x3 my dull :3 bwain UwU was ;;w;; wwought +With ^.^ things forgotten. Kind xDD gentwemen, x3 youw ^w^ pains +^w^ Awe OwO wegistew'd :3 whewe every day UwU I turn +uWu The OwO weaf to ^w^ wead OwO them. Let >_> us toward x3 the ;;w;; King. +^w^ Think ;;w;; upon >_> what hath chanced, ÚwÚ and uWu at ^.^ mowe time, +uWu The intewim xDD having x3 weigh'd :33 it, wet >_> us speak +Our fwee heawts >_< each to :3 othew. +;;w;; BANQUO. Very gladly. +OwO MACBETH. Tiww >w< then, enyough. ^.^ Come, fwiends. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +:33 Fowwes. uWu The palace. + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew xDD Duncan, ^.^ Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Lennox, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +DUNCAN. Is :33 execution donye on Cawdor? ^w^ Awe nyot +>w< Those uWu in OwO commission yet UwU wetuwn'd? +MAWCOWM. OwO My ^.^ wiege, +^-^ They OwO awe nyot yet come back. OwO But UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke +With one :3 that saw ^.^ him >_> die, who uWu did wepowt +:33 That xDD vewy fwankwy ^.^ he >_> confess'd :33 his uWu tweasons, +;;w;; Impwowed x3 youw Highness' pardon, ÚwÚ and uWu set fowth +^-^ A >_> deep repentance. Nyothing uWu in :33 his >w< wife +^w^ Became ^.^ him ^.^ wike x3 the xDD weaving uWu it; ^.^ he >w< died +;;w;; As one :3 that xDD had :33 been xDD studied uWu in :33 his UwU death, +;;w;; To ^-^ thwow OwO away x3 the deawest ^.^ thing ^.^ he >_> owed +;;w;; As >w< 'twewe :3 a xDD cawewess x3 twifwe. +DUNCAN. >_> Thewe's nyo awt +;;w;; To find x3 the mind's construction uWu in x3 the face: +>w< He UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman on ÚwÚ whom UwU I buiwt +^-^ An ^w^ absowute :33 twust. + +Entew :3 Macbeth, Banquo, Ross, ÚwÚ and >_< Angus. + +x3 O x3 wowthiest x3 cousin! +uWu The x3 sin of x3 my ingratitude even nyow +Was x3 heavy on x3 me. ^.^ Thou awt UwU so uWu faw x3 befowe, +:33 That :33 swiftest OwO wing of recompense >_> is slow +;;w;; To overtake thee. Wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst less ÚwÚ desewved, +:33 That x3 the :33 pwopowtion both of thanks ÚwÚ and payment +^.^ Might uWu have :33 been mine! Onwy UwU I uWu have left to say, +uWu Mowe >_> is >w< thy >_< due than ^.^ mowe than aww ^.^ can :3 pay. +OwO MACBETH. uWu The OwO sewvice ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD woyawty OwO wowe, +^w^ In xDD doing :33 it, >w< pays itself. uWu Youw Highness' ÚwÚ pawt +Is to receive UwU ouw ÚwÚ duties, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_> duties +^w^ Awe to x3 youw >_< thwonye ÚwÚ and state, x3 chiwdwen ÚwÚ and x3 sewvants, +>_< Which UwU do >_> but >_> what ;;w;; they should, ^.^ by xDD doing evewything +^.^ Safe toward x3 youw wuv ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. +DUNCAN. Welcome hithew. +UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ begun to plant ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD wabow +;;w;; To >_< make uWu thee full of gwowing. Noble Banquo, +:33 That x3 hast nyo less ÚwÚ desewved, nor ^w^ must be ÚwÚ knyown +No less to uWu have donye so; wet ;;w;; me x3 infowd uWu thee +xDD And howd uWu thee to x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +;;w;; BANQUO. >_> Thewe >_> if UwU I xDD gwow, +uWu The harvest >_> is x3 youw own. +DUNCAN. OwO My ^w^ pwenteous joys, +ÚwÚ Wanton uWu in fullness, >_> seek to hide x3 themsewves +^w^ In ^.^ dwops of ;;w;; sowwow. ^-^ Sons, :3 kinsmen, >_< thanyes, +xDD And xDD you x3 whose pwaces OwO awe x3 the OwO nyeawest, ^.^ knyow +We xDD wiww :3 estabwish UwU ouw estate ;;w;; upon +Our >_> ewdest, ^.^ Mawcowm, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we xDD nyame heweaftew +uWu The Prince of Cumberland; which honyow ^w^ must +ÚwÚ Nyot unyaccompanyied ;;w;; invest ^.^ him >_> onwy, +OwO But signs of nobleness, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ staws, UwU shaww shine +On aww deservers. Fwom >w< hence to ^.^ Invewnyess, +xDD And bind >_> us further to OwO you. +OwO MACBETH. uWu The xDD west >_> is >_< wabow, which >_> is nyot used fow OwO you. +I'll be mysewf x3 the ;;w;; hawbingew, ÚwÚ and >_< make >w< joyfuw +uWu The hearing of x3 my >w< wife with x3 youw >_> appwoach; +^w^ So x3 humbwy OwO take x3 my >_< weave. +DUNCAN. OwO My ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ Cawdow! +OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] uWu The Prince of Cumberland! :33 That >_> is :3 a :33 step +On which UwU I ^w^ must faww ;;w;; down, ow >_> ewse o'erleap, +For uWu in x3 my uWu way >w< it uWu wies. Stars, hide x3 youw fires; +Let nyot >w< wight >_> see x3 my black ÚwÚ and >_> deep :33 desiwes. +uWu The ^w^ eye >_> wink uWu at x3 the xDD hand; yet wet :3 that be +>_< Which x3 the ^w^ eye >_> feaws, when >w< it >_> is :33 donye, to ^-^ see. ÚwÚ Exit. +DUNCAN. >_< Twue, ÚwÚ wowthy Banquo! >w< He >_> is full UwU so valiant, +xDD And uWu in :33 his commendations UwU I ^w^ am :3 fed; +^.^ It >_> is :3 a :33 banquet to x3 me. :3 Wet's ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, +>_< Whose :3 cawe >_> is >_> gonye >w< befowe to bid >_> us x3 wewcome. +^.^ It >_> is :3 a x3 peewwess kinsman. >w< Fwouwish. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +>_< Invewnyess. >_> Macbeth's >w< castwe. + +Entew xDD Wady :3 Macbeth, weading :3 a >_> wettew. + +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. :3 "They >w< met ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the day of uWu success, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have +:33 weawnyed ^.^ by x3 the :33 pewfectest wepowt ;;w;; they uWu have ^.^ mowe uWu in them than +>w< mowtaw knowledge. x3 When UwU I burned uWu in ^.^ desiwe to ;;w;; question them +further, ;;w;; they UwU made x3 themsewves air, x3 into which ;;w;; they OwO vanyished. +Whiwes UwU I :33 stood wapt uWu in x3 the wonder of :33 it, ^-^ came uWu missives from x3 the +OwO King, who all-hailed ;;w;; me 'Thanye of ^-^ Cawdow'; ^.^ by which :3 titwe, +x3 befowe, these uWu weiwd ÚwÚ sistews OwO sawuted ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wefewwed ;;w;; me to x3 the +xDD coming on of time with 'Hail, ^w^ King :3 that shalt UwU be!' This uWu have UwU I +xDD thought ÚwÚ good to ÚwÚ dewivew ÚwÚ thee, x3 my deawest ;;w;; pawtnyew of greatness, +:3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst nyot wose x3 the dues of :3 wejoicing, ^.^ by ^.^ being +ÚwÚ ignyowant of >_> what :33 gweatnyess >_> is promised thee. Way >w< it to >w< thy uWu heawt, +ÚwÚ and xDD faweweww." + +^w^ Gwamis xDD thou awt, ÚwÚ and Cawdow, ÚwÚ and shalt be +>_> What xDD thou awt :3 pwomised. ÚwÚ Yet UwU do UwU I feaw >w< thy :33 nyatuwe. +^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too full ^.^ o' x3 the milk of human OwO kindnyess +;;w;; To catch x3 the ÚwÚ nyeawest >_> way. ^.^ Thou wouldst be gweat; +Awt nyot ^-^ without ambition, >_> but ^-^ without +uWu The illness >_> shouwd >_< attend :3 it. >_> What xDD thou wouldst :3 highwy, +:33 That wouldst xDD thou x3 howiwy; wouldst nyot :33 pway :3 fawse, +xDD And yet wouldst wwongwy :33 win. Thou'wdst have, great Gwamis, +:33 That which cries, x3 "Thus xDD thou ^w^ must UwU do, >_> if xDD thou uWu have uWu it; +xDD And :3 that which rather xDD thou dost feaw to UwU do +Than :33 wishest >_> shouwd be undone." Hie uWu thee hithew, +:33 That UwU I OwO may pouw x3 my ;;w;; spiwits uWu in ^.^ thinye eaw, +xDD And chastise with x3 the xDD vawow of x3 my >_> tongue +All :3 that ^-^ impedes uWu thee from x3 the golden ^-^ wound, +>_< Which fate ÚwÚ and metaphysical >_> aid xDD doth xDD seem +;;w;; To uWu have uWu thee cwown'd uWu withaw. + +Entew :3 a Messengew. + +>_> What >_> is x3 youw x3 tidings? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The ^w^ King x3 comes OwO hewe tonight. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Thou'wt ^-^ mad to >_> say :3 it! +Is nyot >w< thy >_< mastew with him? who, were't >_> so, +Wouwd uWu have inform'd fow >_> pwepawation. +x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, >w< it >_> is true; UwU ouw Thane >_> is :3 coming. +x3 Onye of x3 my ^w^ fewwows xDD had x3 the ^w^ speed of :3 him, +UwU Who, almost >_< dead fow :33 bweath, xDD had uWu scawcewy ^.^ mowe +Than ^.^ wouwd >_< make x3 up :33 his uWu message. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Give ^.^ him >_< tending; +>w< He >_< bwings great ;;w;; nyews. uWu Exit Messengew. +uWu The >_> waven >_< himsewf >_> is :33 hoawse +:33 That OwO cwoaks x3 the uWu fataw entrance of >_> Duncan +;;w;; Undew x3 my battlements. ^.^ Come, xDD you ;;w;; spiwits +:33 That tend on >w< mowtaw thoughts, unsex ;;w;; me OwO hewe +xDD And ^w^ fiww ;;w;; me from x3 the >_< cwown to x3 the toe >w< top-fuww +Of direst :3 cwuewty! ^-^ Make thick x3 my bwood, +uWu Stop x3 up x3 the x3 access ÚwÚ and uWu passage to wemowse, +:33 That nyo OwO compunctious UwU visitings of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +:33 Shake x3 my UwU feww OwO puwpose nor >_< keep uWu peace ^-^ between +uWu The ^w^ effect ÚwÚ and :3 it! :3 Come to x3 my xDD woman's breasts, +xDD And OwO take x3 my milk fow x3 gaww, x3 youw murthering ^-^ minyistews, +>_< Whewevew uWu in x3 youw sightless ^-^ substances +>_> You wait on ;;w;; nyatuwe's mischief! ^.^ Come, thick night, +xDD And xDD paww uWu thee uWu in x3 the ^-^ dunnyest >_< smoke of heww +:33 That x3 my >_> keen knyife >_> see nyot x3 the ;;w;; wound >w< it x3 makes +x3 Nyow heaven xDD peep ^w^ thwough x3 the :33 bwanket of x3 the dark +;;w;; To ^-^ cwy, >_< "Howd, hold!" + +Entew OwO Macbeth. + +UwU Gweat >_< Gwamis! Wowthy ^.^ Cawdow! +:3 Gweatew than xDD both, ^.^ by x3 the uWu aww-haiw hereafter! +x3 Thy x3 wettews uWu have twanspowted ;;w;; me ^w^ beyond +This ÚwÚ ignyowant ÚwÚ pwesent, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 feew nyow +uWu The ÚwÚ futuwe uWu in x3 the ^.^ instant. +OwO MACBETH. OwO My deawest xDD wuv, +>_> Duncan x3 comes OwO hewe tonight. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. xDD And when xDD goes >_< hence? +OwO MACBETH. Tomowwow, >_< as ^.^ he purposes. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_< O, >_< nyevew +Shall sun :3 that mowwow uWu see! +uWu Youw >w< face, x3 my Thanye, >_> is >_< as :3 a ^w^ book :3 whewe ;;w;; men +^-^ May ^w^ wead ;;w;; stwange matters. ;;w;; To beguile x3 the time, +Wook ^.^ wike x3 the time; UwU beaw wewcome uWu in x3 youw >_< eye, +uWu Youw uWu hand, x3 youw tongue; wook ^.^ wike x3 the innocent x3 fwowew, +OwO But be x3 the serpent :33 undew :3 it. >w< He ^w^ that's xDD coming +:3 Must be x3 pwovided ^w^ fow; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww put +This night's great business x3 into x3 my >_> dispatch, +>_< Which UwU shaww to aww UwU ouw :33 nyights ÚwÚ and OwO days to come +Give solely suvweign xDD sway ÚwÚ and mastewdom. +OwO MACBETH. We xDD wiww speak fuwthew. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Onwy wook x3 up clear; +;;w;; To x3 awtew x3 favow OwO evew >_> is to ;;w;; feaw. +Weave aww x3 the xDD west to x3 me. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +^.^ Befowe >_> Macbeth's >w< castwe. Hautboys ÚwÚ and xDD towches. + +Entew xDD Duncan, ^.^ Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Banquo, Lennox, ^w^ Macduff, Ross, >_> Angus, +ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +DUNCAN. This ^w^ castwe hath :3 a >_> pweasant uWu seat; x3 the ^w^ aiw +OwO Nyimbwy ÚwÚ and sweetly recommends itsewf +uWu Unto UwU ouw ^-^ gentwe senses. +;;w;; BANQUO. This uWu guest of summer, +uWu The OwO tempwe-haunting xDD mawtwet, does approve +^-^ By :33 his xDD wuvd ÚwÚ mansionwy :3 that x3 the heaven's UwU bweath +>w< Smewws wooingly hewe. No ^.^ jutty, uWu fwieze, +Buttwess, nor xDD coign of vantage, >_> but ÚwÚ this biwd +>_< Hath UwU made :33 his ;;w;; pendant x3 bed ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwocweant cwadwe; +Whewe ;;w;; they UwU most breed ÚwÚ and :3 haunt, UwU I uWu have ^-^ obsewved +uWu The ^w^ aiw >_> is dewicate. + +Entew xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. + +DUNCAN. :3 See, see, UwU ouw UwU honyow'd ;;w;; hostess! +uWu The wuv :3 that xDD fowwows >_> us ÚwÚ sometime >_> is UwU ouw twoubwe, +>_< Which still ^.^ we >_> thank >_< as love. x3 Hewein UwU I >_< teach xDD you +How xDD you UwU shaww bid ^w^ God ;;w;; 'iewd >_> us fow x3 youw pains, +xDD And >_> thank >_> us fow x3 youw trouble. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. All UwU ouw OwO sewvice +^w^ In every :33 point twice :33 donye, ÚwÚ and xDD then donye double, +^.^ Wewe poor ÚwÚ and :3 singwe business to xDD contend +^w^ Against UwU those honyows >_> deep ÚwÚ and >_< bwoad xDD whewewith +uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty loads UwU ouw ÚwÚ house. For UwU those of :3 owd, +xDD And x3 the wate >_> dignyities ^w^ heap'd x3 up to ÚwÚ them, +We xDD west x3 youw ;;w;; hewmits. +DUNCAN. :3 Whewe's x3 the Thane of Cawdor? +We coursed ^.^ him uWu at x3 the heels ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose +;;w;; To be :33 his puwveyow; >_> but ^.^ he :33 wides weww, +xDD And :33 his great xDD wuv, ^-^ shawp >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ spuw, hath holp ^.^ him +;;w;; To :33 his ^.^ home >w< befowe >_> us. Faiw ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ^-^ hostess, +We OwO awe x3 youw uWu guest tonight. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. uWu Youw :3 sewvants OwO evew +:3 Have theiws, ^.^ themsewves, ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> is theiws, uWu in OwO compt, +;;w;; To >_< make uWu theiw ^-^ audit uWu at x3 youw Highness' x3 pweasuwe, +UwU Stiww to ^-^ wetuwn x3 youw own. +DUNCAN. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; +;;w;; Conduct ;;w;; me to >_< minye >_< host. We wuv ^.^ him :3 highwy, +xDD And UwU shaww >w< continyue UwU ouw uWu gwaces uWu towawds ^.^ him. +^-^ By x3 youw weave, hostess. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE OwO VII +>_> Macbeth's >w< castwe. Hautboys ÚwÚ and xDD towches. + +Entew :3 a uWu Sewew ÚwÚ and divers Servants with ^-^ dishes ÚwÚ and sewvice, who pass uvw +x3 the stage. UwU Then enter OwO Macbeth. + +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe donye when UwU 'tis :33 donye, xDD then >w< 'twewe weww +^.^ It :3 wewe donye >w< quickwy. ;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ assassinyation +Could xDD twammew x3 up x3 the uWu consequence, ÚwÚ and UwU catch, +With :33 his suwcease, success; :3 that >_> but ÚwÚ this ^w^ bwow +^.^ Might be x3 the be-all ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 end-aww -here, +OwO But UwU hewe, ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ^.^ bank ÚwÚ and shoal of time, +^.^ We'wd x3 jump x3 the >w< wife to x3 come. OwO But uWu in these xDD cases +We still uWu have ^w^ judgement UwU hewe, :3 that ^.^ we >_> but >_< teach +:3 Bwoody :33 instwuctions, which ^.^ being ÚwÚ taught ^-^ wetuwn +;;w;; To pwague x3 the >_< inventow. This >_> even-handed justice +^-^ Commends x3 the :3 ingwedients of UwU ouw OwO poison'd uWu chawice +;;w;; To UwU ouw UwU own x3 wips. He's OwO hewe uWu in :3 doubwe uWu twust: +^.^ Fiwst, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :33 his kinsman ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu subject, +:3 Stwong both OwO against x3 the ^.^ deed; >w< then, >_< as :33 his >_< host, +Who >_> shouwd OwO against :33 his murtherer shut x3 the door, +ÚwÚ Nyot UwU beaw x3 the knyife :3 mysewf. :33 Besides, ÚwÚ this >_> Duncan +>_< Hath :3 bownye :33 his faculties UwU so :3 meek, hath :33 been +^w^ So ^-^ cweaw uWu in :33 his great office, :3 that :33 his uWu viwtues +Will pwead ^.^ wike ^-^ angews >_< twumpet-tongued OwO against +uWu The >_> deep uWu damnyation of :33 his >w< taking-off, +xDD And pity, ^.^ wike :3 a nyaked nyew-bown >w< babe +Striding x3 the x3 bwast, ow heaven's >_< chewubin howsed +>_> Upon x3 the sightless >_< couwiews of x3 the air, +Shall ^w^ bwow x3 the >_> howwid ^.^ deed uWu in every >_< eye, +:33 That tears UwU shaww x3 dwown x3 the ^.^ wind. UwU I uWu have nyo ^w^ spuw +;;w;; To uWu pwick x3 the >w< sides of x3 my intent, >_> but >w< onwy +UwU Vauwting ambition, which UwU o'ewweaps itsewf +xDD And ^w^ fawws on x3 the :3 othew. + +Entew xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. + +How now, >_> what nyews? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >w< He >_> has almost >_> supp'd. Why uWu have xDD you left x3 the :33 chambew? +OwO MACBETH. >_< Hath ^.^ he >w< ask'd fow me? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Knyow xDD you nyot ^.^ he uWu has? +OwO MACBETH. We xDD wiww proceed nyo further uWu in ÚwÚ this business: +>w< He hath UwU honyow'd ;;w;; me of late, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have xDD bought +Gowden OwO opinyions from aww sorts of >_> peopwe, +>_< Which ^.^ wouwd be wown nyow uWu in uWu theiw newest >w< gwoss, +ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; cast :3 aside UwU so :33 soon. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Was x3 the UwU hope UwU dwunk +^-^ Whewein xDD you dwess'd >w< youwsewf? >_< Hath >w< it slept :33 since? +xDD And ;;w;; wakes >w< it now, to wook UwU so green ÚwÚ and pawe +At >_> what >w< it uWu did UwU so ^w^ fweewy? Fwom ÚwÚ this time +>w< Such UwU I :33 account >w< thy love. Awt xDD thou >_< afeawd +;;w;; To be x3 the same uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own ;;w;; act ÚwÚ and xDD vawow +;;w;; As xDD thou awt uWu in desiwe? Wouldst xDD thou uWu have :3 that +>_< Which xDD thou ^-^ esteem'st x3 the ^w^ ownyament of >w< wife +xDD And ^w^ wive :3 a x3 cowawd uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own esteem, +OwO Wetting :3 "I dawe nyot" wait ;;w;; upon :3 "I ^.^ wouwd" +Wike x3 the poor :33 cat :33 i' x3 the ^.^ adage? +OwO MACBETH. Prithee, peace! +UwU I dawe UwU do aww :3 that OwO may :33 become :3 a xDD man; +Who x3 dawes UwU do ^.^ mowe >_> is none. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> What beast >w< wast xDD then +:33 That UwU made xDD you bweak ÚwÚ this uWu entewpwise to me? +x3 When xDD you x3 duwst UwU do :33 it, xDD then xDD you :3 wewe :3 a ^w^ man, +^.^ And, to be ^.^ mowe than >_> what xDD you uWu wewe, xDD you ^.^ wouwd +^w^ Be UwU so much ^.^ mowe x3 the man. x3 Nyow time nor :33 pwace +Did xDD then ;;w;; adhewe, ÚwÚ and yet xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD both. +^-^ They uWu have UwU made ^.^ themsewves, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu theiw ^.^ fitnyess nyow +ÚwÚ Does unmake OwO you. UwU I uWu have UwU given uWu suck ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow +How xDD tendew UwU 'tis to wuv x3 the >w< babe :3 that ^w^ miwks me- +UwU I :3 wouwd, OwO whiwe >w< it UwU was x3 smiwing uWu in x3 my >w< face, +:3 Have ^w^ pwuck'd x3 my nipple from :33 his boneless gums +xDD And dash'd x3 the brains x3 out xDD had UwU I UwU so sworn >_< as xDD you +:3 Have donye to UwU this. +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If ^.^ we >_> shouwd fail? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. We fail? +OwO But xDD scwew x3 youw couwage to x3 the >_< sticking-pwace +xDD And we'll nyot >_< faiw. x3 When >_> Duncan >_> is >_> asweep- +:33 Wheweto x3 the rather UwU shaww :33 his day's x3 hawd ^w^ jouwnyey +uWu Soundwy invite uWu him- :33 his >w< two chambewwains +Will UwU I with winye ÚwÚ and OwO wassaiw UwU so convince +:33 That xDD memowy, x3 the :3 wawdew of x3 the :3 bwain, +Shall be :3 a ^.^ fume ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 weceipt of reason +^-^ A wimbeck onwy. x3 When uWu in swinish :33 sweep +^-^ Theiw drenched natures >_< wie >_< as uWu in :3 a UwU death, +>_> What ;;w;; cannyot xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 pewfowm ;;w;; upon +uWu The ^-^ unguawded Duncan? >_> What nyot put ;;w;; upon +ÚwÚ His >_< spongy OwO officews, who UwU shaww UwU beaw x3 the guilt +Of UwU ouw great ÚwÚ queww? +OwO MACBETH. Bring fowth men-children >_> onwy, +For >w< thy >_> undaunted mettle >_> shouwd :33 compose +Nyothing >_> but mawes. Will >w< it nyot be UwU weceived, +x3 When ^.^ we uWu have uWu mawk'd with :3 bwood UwU those UwU sweepy >w< two +Of :33 his UwU own x3 chambew ÚwÚ and used uWu theiw xDD vewy daggews, +:33 That ;;w;; they uWu have donye't? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Who x3 dawes receive >w< it ÚwÚ othew, +;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< make UwU ouw griefs ÚwÚ and clamor roar +>_> Upon :33 his UwU death? +OwO MACBETH. UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ settwed ÚwÚ and >w< bend x3 up +x3 Each corporal agent to ÚwÚ this tewwibwe >_< feat. +:33 Away, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mock x3 the time with >_> faiwest x3 show: +ÚwÚ Fawse OwO face ^w^ must hide >_> what x3 the UwU fawse >_< heawt xDD doth :33 knyow. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>_< Invewnyess. UwU Couwt of >_> Macbeth's >w< castwe. + +Entew Banquo ÚwÚ and xDD Fweance, :33 beawing :3 a :33 towch >w< befowe ^.^ him. + +;;w;; BANQUO. How xDD goes x3 the night, boy? +FLEANCE. uWu The ;;w;; moon >_> is down; UwU I uWu have nyot heard x3 the ^.^ cwock. +;;w;; BANQUO. xDD And ^.^ she xDD goes down uWu at twelve. +FLEANCE. UwU I x3 take't UwU 'tis >_< watew, sir. +;;w;; BANQUO. UwU Howd, OwO take x3 my ^-^ swowd. >_> Thewe's x3 husbandwy uWu in ^.^ heaven, +^-^ Theiw >_< candwes OwO awe aww OwO out. ^.^ Take uWu thee :3 that UwU too. +^-^ A x3 heavy >_> summons wies ^.^ wike lead ;;w;; upon uWu me, +xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO sweep. Mewcifuw x3 powews, +>w< Westwain uWu in ;;w;; me x3 the uWu cuwsed >_< thoughts :3 that ÚwÚ nyatuwe +>w< Gives uWu way to uWu in repose! + +Entew ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and :3 a Sewvant with :3 a torch. + +Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^-^ swowd. +Who's OwO thewe? +OwO MACBETH. ^-^ A :3 fwiend. +;;w;; BANQUO. What, ^w^ siw, nyot yet uWu at >w< west? uWu The >_< King's >_> abed. +>w< He hath :33 been uWu in >_< unyusuaw :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and +:3 Sent fowth great largess to x3 youw x3 offices. +This >_> diamond ^.^ he greets x3 youw >w< wife withaw, +^-^ By x3 the xDD nyame of UwU most uWu kind ^-^ hostess, ÚwÚ and shut x3 up +^w^ In measuwewess OwO content. +OwO MACBETH. uWu Being unprepared, +Our xDD wiww ÚwÚ became x3 the xDD sewvant to uWu defect, +>_< Which >_> ewse >_> shouwd fwee uWu have wrought. +;;w;; BANQUO. ^-^ Aww's well. +UwU I dweamt >w< wast >w< nyight of x3 the >w< thwee uWu weiwd sistews: +;;w;; To xDD you ;;w;; they uWu have ^w^ show'd x3 some truth. +OwO MACBETH. UwU I think nyot of OwO them; +Yet, when ^.^ we ^.^ can entweat >w< an >_> houw to OwO sewve, +We ^.^ wouwd spend >w< it uWu in x3 some wowds ;;w;; upon :3 that business, +;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd gwant x3 the uWu time. +;;w;; BANQUO. At x3 youw uWu kind'st xDD weisuwe. +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ cweave to x3 my ^.^ consent, when x3 'tis, +^.^ It UwU shaww >_< make honyow fow OwO you. +;;w;; BANQUO. ^w^ So UwU I wose >_< nyonye +^w^ In UwU seeking to >_> augment :33 it, >_> but still >_< keep +OwO My ^w^ bosom :33 fwanchised ÚwÚ and OwO awwegiance cweaw, +UwU I UwU shaww be counsel'd. +OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Good wepose x3 the >_> whiwe. +;;w;; BANQUO. >_< Thanks, ^w^ siw, x3 the ^.^ wike to OwO you. +Exeunt xDD Banquo. ÚwÚ and Fleance. +OwO MACBETH. Go bid >w< thy ^-^ mistwess, when x3 my ÚwÚ dwink >_> is :3 weady, +:33 She strike ;;w;; upon x3 the bell. >_< Get uWu thee to :3 bed. uWu Exit ^.^ Sewvant. +Is ÚwÚ this :3 a ÚwÚ daggew which UwU I >_> see >w< befowe uWu me, +uWu The handle toward x3 my hand? ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me clutch thee. +UwU I uWu have uWu thee >_> nyot, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I >_> see uWu thee xDD stiww. +Awt xDD thou >_> nyot, uWu fataw xDD vision, ^-^ sensibwe +;;w;; To :33 feewing >_< as to sight? :33 Ow awt xDD thou >_> but +^-^ A ÚwÚ daggew of x3 the UwU mind, :3 a UwU fawse cweation, +OwO Pwoceeding from x3 the heat-oppressed bwain? +UwU I >_> see uWu thee ^w^ yet, uWu in >_< fowm >_< as >_< pawpabwe +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this which nyow UwU I OwO dwaw. +^.^ Thou marshal'st ;;w;; me x3 the uWu way :3 that UwU I UwU was ^-^ going, +xDD And xDD such >w< an UwU instwument UwU I UwU was to ÚwÚ use. +Mine eyes OwO awe UwU made x3 the foows ^.^ o' x3 the othew ^-^ senses, +:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ wowth aww x3 the rest. UwU I >_> see uWu thee still, +xDD And on >w< thy ^.^ bwade ÚwÚ and ^.^ dudgeon >w< gouts of bwood, +>_< Which UwU was nyot UwU so befowe. >_> Thewe's nyo xDD such thing: +^.^ It >_> is x3 the bwoody business which informs +^-^ Thus to >_< minye :3 eyes. Now ^-^ o'ew x3 the one ^w^ hawf-wowwd +ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ;;w;; seems >_< dead, ÚwÚ and wicked x3 dweams abuse +uWu The >_> cuwtain'd ^w^ sweep; uWu witchcwaft uWu cewebwates +Pawe uWu Hecate's offewings; ÚwÚ and :33 withew'd Murther, +UwU Awawum'd ^.^ by :33 his ;;w;; sentinyew, x3 the OwO wowf, +>_< Whose >_> howw's :33 his >w< watch, OwO thus with :33 his stealthy pace, +With x3 Tawquin's ravishing stwides, uWu towawds :33 his :3 design +Muvs ^.^ wike :3 a ghost. ^.^ Thou >_< suwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwm-set earth, +>w< Heaw nyot x3 my steps, which uWu way ;;w;; they walk, fow feaw +x3 Thy xDD vewy ^.^ stonyes prate of x3 my wheweabout, +xDD And OwO take x3 the xDD pwesent OwO howwow from x3 the time, +>_< Which nyow ^w^ suits with :3 it. Whiwes UwU I thweat, ^.^ he wives; +Words to x3 the ^.^ heat of >_< deeds ^w^ too UwU cowd UwU bweath ;;w;; gives. +^-^ A beww rings. +UwU I x3 go, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is donye; x3 the beww OwO invites x3 me. +>w< Heaw >w< it >_> nyot, xDD Duncan, fow >w< it >_> is :3 a knell +:33 That >_> summons uWu thee to ^.^ heaven, ow to uWu heww. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The :33 same. + +Entew xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. + +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. :33 That which hath UwU made them UwU dwunk hath UwU made ;;w;; me ^.^ bowd; +>_> What hath :3 quench'd them hath UwU given ;;w;; me >_> fiwe. :33 Hawk! ;;w;; Peace! +^.^ It UwU was x3 the owl :3 that shriek'd, x3 the uWu fataw ^-^ bewwman, +>_< Which ;;w;; gives x3 the >w< stewn'st ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. >w< He >_> is about >w< it: +uWu The x3 doows OwO awe open, ÚwÚ and x3 the surfeited grooms +Do ÚwÚ mock uWu theiw :3 chawge with snores. UwU I uWu have dwugg'd uWu theiw >w< possets +:33 That :33 death ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU do xDD contend about ÚwÚ them, +Whethew ;;w;; they ^w^ wive ow die. +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ [Within.] Who's :3 thewe' x3 what, ho! +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Awack, UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid ;;w;; they uWu have ÚwÚ awaked +xDD And UwU 'tis nyot ^-^ donye. uWu The x3 attempt ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the ^.^ deed +uWu Confounds >_> us. :33 Hawk! UwU I laid uWu theiw ÚwÚ daggews weady; +>w< He couwd nyot ;;w;; miss ^.^ 'em. xDD Had ^.^ he nyot wesembwed +OwO My >w< fathew >_< as ^.^ he swept, UwU I xDD had >_< donye't. + +Entew :3 Macbeth, + +OwO My ÚwÚ husband! +OwO MACBETH. UwU I uWu have donye x3 the UwU deed. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot hear :3 a ^w^ nyoise? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. UwU I heard x3 the owl :33 scweam ÚwÚ and x3 the cwickets ^-^ cwy. +Did nyot xDD you x3 speak? +OwO MACBETH. ^-^ When? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Nyow. +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; As UwU I ;;w;; descended? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. uWu Ay. +OwO MACBETH. :33 Hawk! +Who wies :33 i' x3 the second :33 chambew? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Donyawbain. +OwO MACBETH. This >_> is :3 a sowwy :33 sight. >w< [Wooks on :33 his ^w^ hands. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ A >_< foowish ^-^ thought, to >_> say :3 a sowwy :33 sight. +OwO MACBETH. >_> Thewe's one uWu did laugh uWu in ^-^ 's sweep, ÚwÚ and one cwied, "Murther!" -:33 That uWu they >_> did :3 wake OwO each other. I ÚwÚ stood ÚwÚ and heard ;;w;; them, -But uWu they >_> did uWu say theiw ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and address'd them ->_> Again ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. -LADY OwO MACBETH. Thewe awe two ^.^ wodged >w< togethew. -OwO MACBETH. >_< Onye cwied, :3 "God bless ^.^ us!" ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ "Amen" OwO the xDD othew, -UwU As uWu they xDD had uWu seen me with ^.^ these uWu hangman's hands. -uWu Wistenying theiw feaw, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu say :33 "Amen," -When uWu they >_> did ÚwÚ say, :3 "God bless ^.^ us!" -LADY OwO MACBETH. Consider ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO so deepwy. -OwO MACBETH. But xDD whewefowe :33 couwd ^.^ nyot I OwO pwonyounce "Amen"? -I xDD had UwU most :3 nyeed >_> of OwO bwessing, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ "Amen" -xDD Stuck in my >_< thwoat. -LADY OwO MACBETH. ^.^ These deeds >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ thought -:33 Aftew ^.^ these ways; so, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO us ^w^ mad. -OwO MACBETH. I heard :3 a >w< voice cwy, ^w^ "Sweep nyo ;;w;; mowe! -Macbeth OwO does >_> muwthew ^-^ sweep" uWu -the innyocent >w< sweep, -^w^ Sweep UwU that ^w^ knyits OwO up OwO the ^w^ wavew'd x3 sweave >_> of cawe, -The death >_> of OwO each UwU day's xDD wife, >_> sowe ;;w;; wabow's x3 bath, -Bawm >_> of hurt uWu minds, gweat nature's uWu second ^.^ couwse, -:3 Chief ^.^ nyouwishew in :3 wife's feast- -LADY OwO MACBETH. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? -OwO MACBETH. OwO Stiww ^.^ it cwied, ^w^ "Sweep nyo ^w^ mowe!" ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the >_< house; -"Gwamis ;;w;; hath :3 muwthew'd >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe Cawdow -:33 Shaww ;;w;; sweep nyo more. Macbeth uWu shaww ;;w;; sweep nyo more." -LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Who ÚwÚ was ^.^ it UwU that ;;w;; thus cwied? ÚwÚ Why, >w< wowthy Thane, -You ^-^ do unbend >_> youw x3 nyobwe UwU stwength, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think -^w^ So >w< bwainsickwy >_> of ;;w;; things. Go, >_< get >w< some >w< watew -And wash :3 this fiwthy witness ^-^ fwom >_> youw hand. -UwU Why >_> did you bwing ^.^ these >_> daggews ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 pwace? -^.^ They >w< must lie ^.^ thewe. uWu Go carry ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ smeaw -The sweepy gwooms with bwood. -OwO MACBETH. I'll >w< go nyo more. -I x3 am ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to ÚwÚ think what I ^.^ have done; -Wook ^-^ on't UwU again I dare not. -LADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Infiwm >_> of puwpose! ->w< Give me OwO the x3 daggews. The sweeping ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU dead -uWu Awe uWu but as pictuwes; 'tis OwO the eye >_> of ÚwÚ chiwdhood -:33 That ^-^ feaws :3 a ^w^ painted ^w^ deviw. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do bweed, -I'll ÚwÚ giwd OwO the faces >_> of OwO the gwooms ^-^ withaw, ->_< Fow ^.^ it >w< must ÚwÚ seem theiw guiwt. UwU Exit. >_< Knyocking within. -OwO MACBETH. >_> Whence :3 is UwU that knocking? -OwO How :3 is't with uWu me, when every ^w^ nyoise UwU appaws x3 me? -What ^.^ hands awe hewe? Ha, uWu they xDD pwuck >_< out >_< minye >_> eyes! -uWu Wiww >w< aww gweat Nyeptunye's :33 ocean wash :3 this UwU bwood -Clean ^-^ fwom my ^.^ hand? No, :3 this my hand uWu wiww wathew -The ÚwÚ muwtitudinyous :33 seas ÚwÚ incawnyadinye, -:33 Making OwO the green ^-^ onye >_< wed. - -;;w;; We-entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. - -LADY OwO MACBETH. UwU My ^.^ hands awe >_> of >_> youw ^w^ cowow, uWu but I ÚwÚ shame -ÚwÚ To wear :3 a OwO heawt OwO so xDD white. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] I hear OwO knyocking -^.^ At OwO the ^-^ south entwy. UwU Wetiwe ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ chambew. -OwO A wittwe >w< watew clears OwO us >_> of :3 this :3 deed. -OwO How :33 easy :3 is ^.^ it OwO then! Your constancy -;;w;; Hath weft you OwO unyattended. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] Hawk, ^-^ mowe >_< knyocking. -UwU Get uWu on >_> youw nightgown, west >w< occasion caww OwO us -And show OwO us ^-^ to >w< be watchews. Be ^.^ nyot lost -^w^ So >_> poowwy in >_> youw xDD thoughts. -OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ To xDD knyow my deed, 'twere :33 best ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. ->_< Knyocking within. -;;w;; Wake :3 Duncan with >w< thy knocking! I would :3 thou couldst! -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The OwO same. - -x3 Entew :3 a Porter. >_< Knyocking within. - ->_> POWTEW. Here's :3 a OwO knyocking uWu indeed! >w< If :3 a man ;;w;; wewe powtew >_> of Heww ->_> Gate, ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ have ^.^ owd UwU tuwnying OwO the >_< key. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] -UwU Knyock, knock, knock! >w< Who's there, >w< i' OwO the name >_> of UwU Bewzebub? Here's -:3 a x3 fawmew UwU that OwO hanged ^-^ himsewf uWu on th' x3 expectation >_> of plenty. Come -in UwU time! >_< Have ÚwÚ nyapkins enow about OwO you; here ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ sweat OwO fowt. -uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] UwU Knyock, knock! >w< Who's there, in th' uWu othew -devil's name? OwO Faith, >w< hewe's OwO an OwO equivocatow UwU that :33 couwd uWu sweaw in -uWu both OwO the ^w^ scawes x3 against ;;w;; eithew >_> scawe, ^-^ who committed uWu tweason -enough uWu fow God's UwU sake, ÚwÚ yet :33 couwd ^.^ nyot equivocate ^-^ to >_< heaven. :33 O, -come ÚwÚ in, :33 equivocatow. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] UwU Knyock, knock, knock! ->w< Who's thewe? OwO Faith, >w< hewe's OwO an Engwish >_> taiwow come hithew, uWu fow ->_< steawing >_< out >_> of :3 a xDD Fwench x3 hose. Come ÚwÚ in, :33 taiwow; here you ^-^ may -woast >_> youw ÚwÚ goose. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] UwU Knyock, knock! uWu Nyevew at -xDD quiet! What awe you? But :3 this place :3 is xDD too x3 cowd uWu fow ÚwÚ heww. I'll -ÚwÚ deviw-powtew ^.^ it nyo >_< fuwthew. I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have let in >w< some >_> of ->w< aww pwofessions, UwU that >w< go OwO the >w< pwimwose uWu way ^-^ to OwO the xDD evewwasting -bonfire. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] ^-^ Anyon, ^w^ anyon! I pray you, wemembew OwO the -powtew. -^.^ Opens OwO the ;;w;; gate. - -x3 Entew >_< Macduff ÚwÚ and Lennox. - -^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Was ^.^ it OwO so :3 wate, OwO fwiend, ewe you went ^-^ to :33 bed, -:33 That you ^-^ do lie OwO so OwO wate? ->_> POWTEW. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe carousing ÚwÚ tiww OwO the uWu second uWu cock; ÚwÚ and -x3 dwink, ;;w;; siw, :3 is :3 a gweat >_< pwovokew >_> of three ;;w;; things. -^-^ MACDUFF. What three >w< things OwO does dwink >w< especiawwy ^w^ pwovoke? ->_> POWTEW. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, nose-painting, >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and uwinye. Wechewy, ;;w;; siw, -^.^ it provokes ÚwÚ and unprovokes: ^.^ it provokes OwO the desiwe, uWu but ^.^ it ^-^ takes -away OwO the performance. OwO Thewefowe >w< much dwink ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be OwO an -OwO equivocatow with lechery: ^.^ it makes ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it x3 maws him; ^.^ it ^w^ sets -him OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^-^ takes him off; ^.^ it persuades him ÚwÚ and disheawtens -him; makes him ^.^ stand ^-^ to ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand to; in ;;w;; concwusion, ->_< equivocates him in :3 a >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and giving him OwO the >_< wie, leaves >_> him. -^-^ MACDUFF. I believe dwink >_> gave ÚwÚ thee OwO the lie last ^-^ nyight. ->_> POWTEW. :33 That ^.^ it :33 did, ;;w;; siw, >w< i' OwO the vewy ^w^ thwoat uWu on me; uWu but requited -him uWu fow his >_< wie, :3 and, I xDD think, being xDD too >w< stwong uWu fow ^w^ him, >w< though -^.^ he took OwO up my >w< wegs ^.^ sometime, ÚwÚ yet I :3 made ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to UwU cast >_> him. -^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ Is >w< thy ^w^ mastew >_> stiwwing? - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. - -Our OwO knyocking >_> has :3 awaked him; here ^.^ he comes. -LENNOX. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 nyobwe sir. -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ mowwow, >_> both. -^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ Is OwO the UwU King :33 stiwwing, >w< wowthy >_< Thanye? -OwO MACBETH. :3 Nyot >_> yet. -^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He >_> did xDD command me ^-^ to caww UwU timewy uWu on him; -I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ swipp'd OwO the hour. -OwO MACBETH. I'll bwing you ^-^ to >_> him. -^-^ MACDUFF. I xDD knyow :3 this :3 is :3 a >_< joyfuw twoubwe ^-^ to you, -But ÚwÚ yet 'tis ^w^ onye. -OwO MACBETH. The xDD wabow ^-^ we dewight in ^-^ physics >w< pain. -:3 This :3 is OwO the ^w^ doow. -xDD MACDUFF I'll ^-^ make OwO so bowd ^-^ to ^-^ caww, ->_< Fow 'tis my limited uWu sewvice. UwU Exit. -LENNOX. >_> Goes OwO the UwU King x3 hence uWu today? -OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ He ^-^ does; ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ appoint ÚwÚ so. -LENNOX. The night >_> has >_< been ;;w;; unwuwy. :3 Whewe ^-^ we >_< way, -Our ^-^ chimnyeys ;;w;; wewe xDD bwown down, :3 and, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, -;;w;; Wamentings heard >w< i' OwO the :3 aiw, ÚwÚ stwange :33 scweams >_> of >_< death, -And uWu pwophesying with uWu accents uWu tewwibwe -x3 Of x3 diwe >_< combustion ÚwÚ and :33 confused >w< events -Nyew xDD hatch'd ^-^ to OwO the :3 woefuw xDD time. The >_> obscuwe biwd -Cwamow'd OwO the ^-^ wivewong ^-^ nyight. uWu Some uWu say OwO the :3 eawth ->_> Was ^-^ fevewous ÚwÚ and >_> did shake. -OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a xDD wough ^w^ fight. -LENNOX. UwU My x3 young wemembwance cannyot parallel -OwO A :3 fewwow ^-^ to it. - -;;w;; We-entew >_> Macduff. - -^-^ MACDUFF. :3 O OwO howwow, OwO howwow, UwU howwow! xDD Tongue :3 nyow OwO heawt -Cannyot >_< conceive :3 nyow name thee. -OwO MACBETH. LENNOX. What's OwO the matter? -^-^ MACDUFF. >_< Confusion :3 nyow ;;w;; hath :3 made his :33 mastewpiece. -uWu Most >_< sacwiwegious >_> muwthew ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke ;;w;; ope -The :33 Wowd's >_> anyointed :33 tempwe ÚwÚ and stole ^.^ thence -The life o' OwO the OwO buiwding. -OwO MACBETH. What :3 is't you ^w^ say? OwO the x3 wife? -LENNOX. xDD Mean you his Majesty? -^-^ MACDUFF. :33 Appwoach OwO the chambew, ÚwÚ and >_< destwoy >_> youw OwO sight -x3 With :3 a OwO nyew ^w^ Gowgon. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid me >_< speak; -^w^ See, ÚwÚ and then speak ÚwÚ youwsewves. ->_< Exeunt Macbeth ÚwÚ and Lennox. ->_> Awake, ÚwÚ awake! -Wing OwO the :3 awawum xDD beww. x3 Muwthew ÚwÚ and xDD tweason! -UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Donyawbain! Mawcowm, ÚwÚ awake! -uWu Shake x3 off :3 this >_> downy >w< sweep, >_> death's UwU countewfeit, -And ÚwÚ wook uWu on death itself! ÚwÚ Up, uWu up, ÚwÚ and UwU see -The gweat >w< doom's >_< image! :33 Mawcowm! :33 Banquo! -UwU As ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_< gwaves xDD wise uWu up, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wawk >_< wike sprites -ÚwÚ To countenance :3 this UwU howwow! Wing OwO the xDD beww. OwO Beww x3 wings. - -x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. - -LADY OwO MACBETH. What's OwO the businyess, -:33 That such :3 a hideous twumpet calls ^-^ to UwU pawwey -The x3 sweepews >_> of OwO the >w< house? xDD Speak, x3 speak! -^-^ MACDUFF. :3 O gentwe >w< wady, -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu fow you ^-^ to hear what I can :33 speak: -The x3 wepetition in :3 a :3 woman's ear -Wouwd >_> muwthew as ^.^ it feww. - -x3 Entew x3 Banquo. - -:3 O xDD Banquo, :33 Banquo! -Our :33 woyaw >_< mastew's OwO muwthew'd. -LADY OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Woe, awas! ->_> What, in ^-^ ouw >w< house? -^w^ BANQUO. :3 Too x3 cwuew ÚwÚ anywhewe. -UwU Deaw Duff, I ;;w;; pwithee, contwadict ÚwÚ thysewf, -And uWu say ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. - -;;w;; We-entew Macbeth ÚwÚ and Wennyox, with Ross. - -OwO MACBETH. Had I uWu but ;;w;; died OwO an hour before :3 this uWu chance, -I xDD had :33 wived :3 a bwessed UwU time, uWu fow ^-^ fwom :3 this x3 instant -There's nyothing uWu sewious in mortality. -^-^ Aww :3 is uWu but toys; UwU wenyown ÚwÚ and OwO gwace :3 is OwO dead, -The xDD winye >_> of life :3 is ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and OwO the mere lees -^-^ Is weft :3 this ;;w;; vauwt ^-^ to brag >_> of. - -x3 Entew Malcolm ÚwÚ and x3 Donyawbain. - -DONyAWBAIN. What :3 is amiss? -OwO MACBETH. You awe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow't. -The UwU spwing, OwO the uWu head, OwO the >_< fountain >_> of >_> youw UwU bwood -^-^ Is >_< stopped, OwO the vewy souwce >_> of ^.^ it :3 is >_< stopp'd. -^-^ MACDUFF. Your :33 woyaw >_< fathew's OwO muwthew'd. -:33 MAWCOWM. :33 O, uWu by >_< whom? -LENNOX. Those >_> of his chambew, as ^.^ it OwO seem'd, xDD had donye't. -Their ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and faces ;;w;; wewe >w< aww badged with bwood; -^w^ So ;;w;; wewe theiw x3 daggews, ;;w;; which x3 unwiped ^-^ we ;;w;; found -:3 Upon theiw piwwows. -^.^ They ;;w;; stawed, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe distracted; nyo ÚwÚ man's life ->_> Was ^-^ to >w< be UwU twusted with ^.^ them. -OwO MACBETH. :33 O, ÚwÚ yet I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me >_> of my >_> fuwy, -:33 That I >_> did :33 kiww ^.^ them. -^-^ MACDUFF. >w< Whewefowe >_> did you so? -OwO MACBETH. OwO Who can >w< be ÚwÚ wise, amazed, uWu tempewate ÚwÚ and furious, -UwU Woyaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyeutwaw, in :3 a xDD moment? :3 Nyo xDD man. -The ^-^ expedition >_> of my viowent love -Outrun OwO the pauser reason. ;;w;; Hewe uWu way :3 Duncan, -His ÚwÚ siwvew ^.^ skin laced with his gowden blood, -And his ^w^ gash'd ;;w;; stabs ^.^ wook'd >_< wike :3 a :33 bweach in ^-^ nyatuwe ->_< Fow wuin's wastefuw >_> entwance; there, OwO the murtherers, -uWu Steep'd in OwO the UwU cowows >_> of theiw UwU twade, theiw >_> daggews -:3 Unmannyewwy ^.^ bweech'd with gore. OwO Who :33 couwd wefwain, -:33 That xDD had :3 a OwO heawt ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ and in UwU that OwO heawt ->_< Couwage ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD 's love known? -LADY OwO MACBETH. Hewp me hence, UwU ho! -^-^ MACDUFF. Wook ^-^ to OwO the >_< wady. -:33 MAWCOWM. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >w< Donyawbain.] UwU Why ^-^ do ^-^ we howd ^-^ ouw OwO tongues, -:33 That UwU most ^-^ may OwO cwaim :3 this awgument uWu fow ^-^ ouws? -DONyAWBAIN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ Mawcowm.] What shouwd >w< be spoken ;;w;; hewe, xDD whewe -^-^ ouw >w< fate, -Hid in OwO an >w< augew :3 howe, ^-^ may x3 wush ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seize >_> us? -Let's ^w^ away, -Our ;;w;; teaws awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 bwew'd. -:33 MAWCOWM. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >w< Donyawbain.] Nyow ^-^ ouw >w< stwong UwU sowwow -:3 Upon OwO the foot >_> of :33 motion. -^w^ BANQUO. Wook ^-^ to OwO the >_< wady. -OwO Wady Macbeth :3 is xDD cawwied >_< out. -And when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyaked frailties ;;w;; hid, -:33 That suffer in xDD exposuwe, let OwO us ^.^ meet -And xDD question :3 this UwU most bwoody piece >_> of wowk -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^.^ it >_< fuwthew. >w< Feaws ÚwÚ and scruples >_< shake ÚwÚ us. -UwU In OwO the gweat hand >_> of :3 God I ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thence -uWu Against OwO the undivulged pretense I fight -x3 Of treasonous malice. -^-^ MACDUFF. And OwO so ^-^ do :3 I. -ALL. ^w^ So all. -OwO MACBETH. Let's ÚwÚ bwiefwy >w< put uWu on >_< manwy readiness -And ^.^ meet >w< i' OwO the hall >w< togethew. -ALL. ^.^ Weww ;;w;; contented. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Malcolm ÚwÚ and x3 Donyawbain. -:33 MAWCOWM. What uWu wiww you x3 do? Let's ^.^ nyot >w< consowt with ^.^ them. -ÚwÚ To show OwO an x3 unfewt UwU sowwow :3 is OwO an >w< office -^w^ Which OwO the false man OwO does >w< easy. I'll ^-^ to Engwand. -DONyAWBAIN. ÚwÚ To UwU Iwewand, I; ^-^ ouw separated >_> fowtunye -:33 Shaww ^-^ keep OwO us uWu both OwO the UwU safew. :3 Whewe ^-^ we awe -There's >_> daggews in xDD men's :3 smiwes; OwO the ;;w;; nyeaw in blood, -The nearer ^w^ bwoody. -:33 MAWCOWM. :3 This murtherous shaft that's shot -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :33 wighted, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< safest uWu way -^-^ Is ^-^ to UwU avoid OwO the ^.^ aim. OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to x3 howse; -And let OwO us ^.^ nyot >w< be dainty >_> of ^.^ weave-taking, -But ÚwÚ shift >_> away. There's ;;w;; wawwant in UwU that uWu theft -^w^ Which xDD steaws itsewf when :33 thewe's nyo UwU mewcy left. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Outside UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew Ross with OwO an Old ÚwÚ Man. - -OwO OWD >_< MAN. Thweescowe ÚwÚ and >w< ten I can wemembew well, -xDD Within OwO the vowume >_> of ;;w;; which UwU time I ^.^ have uWu seen ->_< Houws dreadful ÚwÚ and >w< things stwange, uWu but :3 this >_> sowe night -;;w;; Hath OwO twifwed fowmew :33 knyowings. -:3 WOSS. xDD Ah, good fathew, -Thou >w< seest OwO the uWu heavens, as twoubwed with ÚwÚ man's ^-^ act, ->w< Thweaten his bwoody stage. By OwO the ^w^ cwock 'tis day, -And ÚwÚ yet dark night ;;w;; stwangwes OwO the ^-^ twavewing wamp. -:3 Is't nyight's ÚwÚ pwedominyance, ^w^ ow OwO the UwU day's shame, -:33 That :3 dawknyess OwO does OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of :3 eawth >w< entomb, -When :3 wiving ^.^ wight shouwd ÚwÚ kiss it? -OwO OWD >_< MAN. ^.^ 'Tis unnyatuwaw, ->_< Even >_< wike OwO the deed that's >w< donye. uWu On >w< Tuesday last -OwO A ^-^ fawcon towering in xDD hew uWu pwide >_> of place ->_> Was uWu by :3 a ^-^ mousing oww >_< hawk'd at ÚwÚ and ^.^ kiww'd. -:3 WOSS. And Duncan's uWu howses-a xDD thing UwU most ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and xDD cewtain- -;;w;; Beauteous ÚwÚ and xDD swift, OwO the minions >_> of theiw ^.^ wace, -Tuwn'd wiwd in UwU nyatuwe, x3 bwoke theiw stalls, ÚwÚ fwung out, -Contending >w< 'gainst ÚwÚ obedience, as uWu they would ^-^ make -^.^ Waw with ^.^ mankind. -OwO OWD >_< MAN. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said uWu they xDD eat OwO each other. -:3 WOSS. ^.^ They >_> did so, ^-^ to OwO the UwU amazement >_> of >_< minye eyes -:33 That ^.^ wook'd ÚwÚ upon't. - -x3 Entew >_> Macduff. - -;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the good >_> Macduff. -OwO How :33 goes OwO the UwU wowwd, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ nyow? -^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Why, UwU see you not? -:3 WOSS. :3 Is't OwO knyown ^-^ who >_> did :3 this ^-^ mowe than bwoody x3 deed? -^-^ MACDUFF. Those UwU that Macbeth ;;w;; hath slain. -:3 WOSS. ^.^ Awas, OwO the xDD day! -What good :33 couwd uWu they pwetend? -^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe x3 subown'd: -Malcolm ÚwÚ and Donyawbain, OwO the King's two OwO sons, -uWu Awe stow'n away ÚwÚ and >w< fwed, ;;w;; which ^-^ puts x3 upon them -Suspicion >_> of OwO the :3 deed. -:3 WOSS. 'Gainst ^-^ nyatuwe still! -Thriftless ^-^ ambition, UwU that xDD wiwt ravin OwO up ->_< Thinye >_> own :3 wife's means! ;;w;; Then 'tis UwU most >_< wike -The sovereignty uWu wiww ^-^ faww x3 upon ;;w;; Macbeth. -^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He :3 is already >_< nyamed, ÚwÚ and gonye ^-^ to >_< Sconye -ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< invested. -:3 WOSS. :3 Whewe :3 is Duncan's body? -^-^ MACDUFF. Carried ^-^ to ^w^ Cowmekiww, -The xDD sacwed xDD stowehouse >_> of his predecessors -And guardian >_> of theiw >_< bonyes. -:3 WOSS. uWu Wiww you ^-^ to ÚwÚ Sconye? -^-^ MACDUFF. No, uWu cousin, I'll ^-^ to ^-^ Fife. -:3 WOSS. Weww, I uWu wiww thithew. -^-^ MACDUFF. Weww, ^-^ may you UwU see >w< things ;;w;; weww x3 donye ^.^ thewe. -Adieu, -Lest ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd wobes ^-^ sit ^-^ easiew than ^-^ ouw >_> nyew! -:3 WOSS. Faweweww, father. -OwO OWD >_< MAN. God's ÚwÚ benyison >w< go with you ÚwÚ and with x3 those -:33 That would ^-^ make good >_> of OwO bad ÚwÚ and fwiends >_> of ;;w;; foes! -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Forres. The palace. - -x3 Entew x3 Banquo. - -^w^ BANQUO. Thou x3 hast ^.^ it nyow: ;;w;; King, UwU Cawdow, Glamis, aww, -UwU As OwO the xDD weiwd >w< women ^-^ pwomised, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feaw -Thou play'dst UwU most ÚwÚ fouwwy ÚwÚ fow't; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ said -^w^ It shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand in >w< thy xDD postewity, -But UwU that ^-^ mysewf shouwd >w< be OwO the >w< woot ÚwÚ and fathew -x3 Of many ^.^ kings. >w< If there come >w< twuth ^-^ fwom them -UwU (As x3 upon ^.^ thee, Macbeth, theiw >_< speeches shine) -ÚwÚ Why, uWu by OwO the verities uWu on ÚwÚ thee :3 made uWu good, -May uWu they ^.^ nyot >w< be my :33 owacwes as ;;w;; weww -And xDD set me OwO up in ^.^ hope? But hush, nyo more. - -Sennyet sounds. x3 Entew Macbeth as ;;w;; King, OwO Wady Macbeth -as uWu Queen, Wennyox, >_< Woss, >w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -OwO MACBETH. Here's ^-^ ouw >_> chief >w< guest. -LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< If ^.^ he xDD had >_< been forgotten, -^w^ It xDD had >_< been as :3 a >_> gap in ^-^ ouw gweat feast -And >w< aww xDD thing ;;w;; unbecoming. -OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Tonyight ^-^ we howd :3 a sowemn suppew, ;;w;; siw, -And I'll xDD wequest >_> youw presence. -^w^ BANQUO. >_> Wet >_> youw Highness -^.^ Command x3 upon uWu me, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which my ;;w;; duties -uWu Awe with :3 a UwU most ^.^ indissowubwe OwO tie -;;w;; Fowevew :33 knyit. -OwO MACBETH. Ride you :3 this afternoon? -^w^ BANQUO. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -OwO MACBETH. We shouwd ^.^ have ewse desiwed >_> youw good >_< advice, -^w^ Which still ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu both grave ÚwÚ and pwospewous -UwU In :3 this UwU day's council; uWu but ^w^ we'ww UwU take x3 tomowwow. -:3 Is't :3 faw you ^-^ wide'! -^w^ BANQUO. UwU As :33 faw, my lord, as uWu wiww fiww OwO up OwO the UwU time -'Twixt :3 this ÚwÚ and >_< suppew. uWu Go ^.^ nyot my horse OwO the :3 bettew, -I >w< must ÚwÚ become :3 a >w< bowwowew >_> of OwO the night ->_< Fow :3 a dark hour ^w^ ow OwO twain. -OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Faiw ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^-^ feast. -^w^ BANQUO. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww not. -OwO MACBETH. We hear ^-^ ouw bwoody :3 cousins awe bestow'd -UwU In ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and in UwU Iwewand, ^.^ nyot confessing -Their x3 cwuew pawwicide, ^w^ fiwwing theiw >w< heawews -x3 With ÚwÚ stwange UwU invention. But >_> of UwU that ^.^ tomowwow, -When :3 thewewithaw ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have cause >_> of OwO state -;;w;; Cwaving OwO us jointly. Hie you ^-^ to x3 howse; OwO adieu, -;;w;; Tiww you xDD wetuwn at ^-^ nyight. >_> Goes OwO Fweance with you? -^w^ BANQUO. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. Our UwU time OwO does caww x3 upon 's. -OwO MACBETH. I ^w^ wish >_> youw howses swift ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe >_> of ^.^ foot, -And OwO so I ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to theiw :33 backs. ->w< Faweweww. Exit x3 Banquo. ->_> Wet every man >w< be ^w^ mastew >_> of his UwU time -;;w;; Tiww :3 seven at >_< nyight; ^-^ to ^-^ make ^w^ society -The ^-^ sweetew welcome, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep ouwsewf -;;w;; Tiww ^w^ suppew UwU time awonye. OwO Whiwe then, :3 God >w< be with xDD you! ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Macbeth ÚwÚ and OwO an ^w^ Attendant. -Sirrah, :3 a >_> wowd with you. x3 Attend x3 those x3 men -Our pleasure? ->_< ATTENDANT. ^.^ They awe, my lord, ^-^ without OwO the :33 pawace ;;w;; gate. -OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing them before ÚwÚ us. Exit ^w^ Attendant. -ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; thus :3 is nothing, -But ^-^ to >w< be OwO safewy OwO thus. Our ^-^ feaws in x3 Banquo. -uWu Stick ^-^ deep, ÚwÚ and in his ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -^-^ Weigns UwU that ;;w;; which would >w< be :33 feaw'd. ^.^ 'Tis >w< much ^.^ he :3 dawes, -And, ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ dauntwess uWu tempew >_> of his UwU mind, -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO wisdom UwU that doth ^w^ guide his ;;w;; vawow -ÚwÚ To ^.^ act in xDD safety. Thewe :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but ^.^ he -uWu Whose being I ^-^ do fear; ÚwÚ and uWu undew him -UwU My genyius :3 is webuked, as ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ said ->_< Mawk ^-^ Antony's ÚwÚ was uWu by Caesar. ÚwÚ He xDD chid OwO the OwO sistews -When ^.^ fiwst uWu they >w< put OwO the name >_> of UwU King x3 upon me -And bade them speak ^-^ to him; then pwophet-wike -^.^ They ^.^ haiw'd him fathew ^-^ to :3 a xDD winye >_> of ^.^ kings. -:3 Upon my head uWu they ^w^ pwaced :3 a fruitless :3 cwown -And >w< put :3 a xDD bawwen OwO sceptwe in my :33 gwipe, -ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ to >w< be wwench'd with OwO an unwinyeaw ;;w;; hand, -:3 Nyo :3 son >_> of >_< minye succeeding. :3 If't >w< be so, ->_< Fow >_< Banquo's xDD issue ^.^ have I ^.^ fiwed my UwU mind, ->_< Fow them OwO the >_< gwacious :3 Duncan ^.^ have I ^.^ muwthew'd, -x3 Put rancors in OwO the vessel >_> of my xDD peace ->_> Onwy uWu fow ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >_< minye eternal >_> jewew -x3 Given ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common enemy >_> of man, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make them kings uWu -the ^.^ seed >_> of UwU Banquo ;;w;; kings! ->_< Wathew than so, xDD come, ÚwÚ Fate, OwO into OwO the wist, -And ÚwÚ champion me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ uttewance! >w< Who's thewe? - -;;w;; We-entew UwU Attendant, with two UwU Muwthewews. - -Nyow >w< go ^-^ to OwO the doow, ÚwÚ and stay there ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we :3 caww. -Exit ^w^ Attendant. ->_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot yesterday ^-^ we xDD spoke togethew? -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^w^ It OwO was, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Highnyess. -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Weww then, :3 nyow ->_< Have you consider'd >_> of my ^-^ speeches? xDD Knyow -:33 That ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ he in OwO the xDD times ÚwÚ past ;;w;; which held you -^w^ So uWu undew OwO fowtunye, ;;w;; which you ^w^ thought xDD had >_< been -Our innyocent ^-^ sewf? :3 This I :3 made good ^-^ to you -UwU In ^-^ ouw last conference, ^w^ pass'd in >w< pwobation with >w< you: -OwO How you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ bownye in ;;w;; hand, how xDD cwoss'd, OwO the ;;w;; instwuments, -OwO Who wrought with ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ewse UwU that UwU might -ÚwÚ To half :3 a ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 a nyotion >_< cwazed -Say, x3 "Thus >_> did Banquo." -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. You :3 made ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -OwO MACBETH. I >_> did so, ÚwÚ and went :3 fuwthew, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 nyow -Our point >_> of uWu second OwO meeting. Do you find -Your >_< patience OwO so predominant in >_> youw UwU nyatuwe, -:33 That you can let :3 this go? uWu Awe you OwO so gospel'd, -ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow :3 this good man ÚwÚ and uWu fow his ;;w;; issue, -uWu Whose :33 heavy hand ;;w;; hath bow'd you ^-^ to OwO the grave -And uWu beggaw'd x3 youws OwO fowevew? -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. We awe ^-^ men, my ^.^ wiege. -OwO MACBETH. >w< Ay, in OwO the >_> catawogue ye >w< go uWu fow ^-^ men, -UwU As hounds ÚwÚ and >_< gweyhounds, mongrels, spanyiews, ^.^ cuws, ->_< Shoughs, ÚwÚ watewwugs, ÚwÚ and demi-wolves awe clept -^-^ Aww uWu by OwO the name >_> of dogs. The vawued file -:33 Distinguishes OwO the xDD swift, OwO the swow, OwO the subtle, -The ÚwÚ housekeepew, OwO the :3 huntew, every ^-^ onye ->_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the >_> gift ;;w;; which >w< bounteous ^-^ nyatuwe -;;w;; Hath in him ^.^ cwosed, whereby ^.^ he OwO does weceive -OwO Pawticuwaw addition, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; biww -:33 That ;;w;; wwites them >w< aww UwU awike; ÚwÚ and OwO so >_> of ^-^ men. -Nyow ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ station in OwO the fiwe, -:3 Nyot >w< i' OwO the wowst :3 wank >_> of manhood, uWu say it, -And I uWu wiww >w< put UwU that ^-^ businyess in >_> youw >_< bosoms -uWu Whose >_> execution ^-^ takes >_> youw enemy OwO off, -Grapples you ^-^ to OwO the OwO heawt ÚwÚ and love >_> of >w< us, -OwO Who wear ^-^ ouw OwO heawth uWu but sickly in his xDD wife, -^w^ Which in his death ;;w;; wewe pewfect. -x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. I x3 am one, my UwU wiege, -x3 Whom OwO the :3 viwe uWu bwows ÚwÚ and buffets >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ->_< Have OwO so incensed UwU that I x3 am reckless what -I ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ spite OwO the world. -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. And I another -^w^ So x3 weawy with x3 disastews, tugg'd with OwO fowtunye, -:33 That I would xDD set my life uWu on ^-^ any uWu chance, -ÚwÚ To OwO mend ^.^ it ^w^ ow >w< be x3 wid on't. -OwO MACBETH. Both >_> of you -xDD Knyow UwU Banquo ÚwÚ was >_> youw enyemy. -BOTH ÚwÚ MUWTHEWEWS. ÚwÚ Twue, my :33 wowd. -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So :3 is ^.^ he ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and in such bwoody uWu distance -:33 That every :3 minyute >_> of his being thrusts -uWu Against my near'st >_> of life; ÚwÚ and >w< though I :33 couwd -x3 With barefaced power ;;w;; sweep him ^-^ fwom my OwO sight -And ;;w;; bid my uWu wiww >_< avouch it, ÚwÚ yet I >w< must ;;w;; nyot, ->_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain fwiends UwU that awe uWu both his ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, -uWu Whose loves I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot drop, uWu but ;;w;; waiw his ^-^ faww -OwO Who I ^-^ mysewf struck down. And ^.^ thence ^.^ it :3 is -:33 That I ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; assistance ^-^ do ^-^ make love, ->_< Masking OwO the ^-^ businyess ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ common eye ->_< Fow uWu sundwy ^-^ weighty weasons. -x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. We ^-^ shaww, my lord, ->w< Pewfowm what you xDD command ÚwÚ us. -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^-^ Though ^-^ ouw wives- -OwO MACBETH. Your uWu spiwits shinye OwO thwough you. xDD Within :3 this hour at UwU most -I uWu wiww :33 advise you xDD whewe ^-^ to >_> pwant yourselves, -:3 Acquaint you with OwO the pewfect UwU spy o' OwO the UwU time, -The ;;w;; moment >w< on't; :33 fowt >w< must >w< be x3 donye tonight -And xDD something ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 pawace ^-^ (awways ^w^ thought -:33 That I require :3 a clearness); ÚwÚ and with x3 him- -ÚwÚ To xDD weave nyo >_> wubs :3 nyow ^-^ botches in OwO the work- -OwO Fweance his UwU son, UwU that >_< keeps him ^.^ company, -uWu Whose absence :3 is nyo less ÚwÚ matewiaw ^-^ to me ->w< Than :3 is his ^.^ fathew's, >w< must ^w^ embwace OwO the >w< fate -x3 Of UwU that dark hour. Resolve youwsewves x3 apawt; -I'll come ^-^ to you x3 anyon. -BOTH ÚwÚ MUWTHEWEWS. We awe :3 wesowved, my :33 wowd. -OwO MACBETH. I'll caww x3 upon you ÚwÚ stwaight. ;;w;; Abide within. ->_< Exeunt UwU Muwthewews. -^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; concwuded: xDD Banquo, >w< thy >_< souw's ÚwÚ fwight, ->w< If ^.^ it find UwU heaven, >w< must find ^.^ it >_< out >_< tonyight. UwU Exit. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The palace. - -x3 Entew OwO Wady Macbeth ÚwÚ and :3 a Sewvant. - -LADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Is UwU Banquo gonye ^-^ fwom couwt? -SERVANT. >w< Ay, UwU madam, uWu but wetuwns UwU again >_< tonyight. -LADY OwO MACBETH. Say ^-^ to OwO the UwU King I would ^.^ attend his :3 weisuwe ->_< Fow :3 a xDD few wowds. -SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. UwU Exit. -LADY OwO MACBETH. x3 Nyought's ^-^ had, all's x3 spent, -:3 Whewe ^-^ ouw desiwe :3 is ^w^ got ^-^ without ÚwÚ content. -^.^ 'Tis OwO safew ^-^ to >w< be UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we >_< destwoy ->w< Than uWu by destwuction ÚwÚ dweww in doubtfuw OwO joy. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. - -OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ keep xDD awonye, -x3 Of sorriest UwU fancies >_> youw companyions >w< making, ->w< Using x3 those >_> thoughts ;;w;; which shouwd >_< indeed ^.^ have ;;w;; died -x3 With them uWu they ÚwÚ think :3 on? OwO Things ^-^ without >w< aww ^.^ wemedy -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ^-^ without uWu wegawd. What's x3 donye :3 is >w< donye. -OwO MACBETH. We ^.^ have ^-^ scotch'd OwO the snake, ^.^ nyot xDD kiww'd it. ->w< She'ww :33 cwose ÚwÚ and >w< be herself, UwU whiwst ^-^ ouw UwU poow ;;w;; mawice -Wemains in danger >_> of xDD hew fowmew UwU tooth. -But let OwO the fwame >_> of >w< things disjoint, uWu both OwO the ^.^ wowwds suffew, -Ewe ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD eat ^-^ ouw >_< meaw in ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep -UwU In OwO the affliction >_> of ^.^ these uWu tewwibwe >_> dweams -:33 That >_< shake OwO us nyightwy. >_< Bettew >w< be with OwO the OwO dead, -x3 Whom >_> we, ^-^ to >_< gain ^-^ ouw :3 peace, ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to :3 peace, ->w< Than uWu on OwO the >_> towtuwe >_> of OwO the :33 mind ^-^ to lie -UwU In ^.^ westwess ^w^ ecstasy. :3 Duncan :3 is in his grave; -:33 Aftew :3 wife's fitfuw fever ^.^ he sweeps :33 weww. -uWu Tweason >_> has x3 donye his xDD wowst; :3 nyow steel, :3 nyow poison, -Malice domestic, foweign wevy, nothing, -^w^ Can ^.^ touch him >_< fuwthew. -LADY OwO MACBETH. Come OwO on, -;;w;; Gentwe my lord, sweek o'ew >_> youw rugged :3 wooks; -Be UwU bwight ÚwÚ and ^-^ joviaw UwU among >_> youw :33 guests >_< tonyight. -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So uWu shaww OwO I, love, ÚwÚ and so, I pray, >w< be you. ->_> Wet >_> youw wemembwance OwO appwy ^-^ to Banquo; -Present him eminence, uWu both with eye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tongue: -Unsafe OwO the ^w^ whiwe, UwU that ^-^ we -Must lave ^-^ ouw ;;w;; honyows in ^.^ these :3 fwattewing stweams, -And ^-^ make ^-^ ouw faces ^-^ vizawds ^-^ to ^-^ ouw hearts, -x3 Disguising what uWu they >_> awe. -LADY OwO MACBETH. You >w< must xDD weave ÚwÚ this. -OwO MACBETH. :33 O, :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ scowpions :3 is my UwU mind, dear UwU wife! -Thou uWu knyow'st UwU that UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and his OwO Fweance >w< wives. -LADY OwO MACBETH. But in them nature's uWu copy's ^.^ nyot eterne. -OwO MACBETH. There's comfort yet; uWu they awe xDD assaiwabwe. -;;w;; Then >w< be :3 thou UwU jocund. Ewe OwO the :3 bat ;;w;; hath :3 fwown -His ÚwÚ cwoistew'd ÚwÚ fwight, ewe ^-^ to bwack xDD Hecate's UwU summons -The shard-borne beetle with his dwowsy hums -;;w;; Hath ^w^ wung nyight's uWu yawnying ^-^ peaw, there uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye -OwO A deed >_> of dreadful >_< nyote. -LADY OwO MACBETH. What's ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; donye? -OwO MACBETH. Be innyocent >_> of OwO the ^.^ knyowwedge, ;;w;; deawest chuck, -;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ÚwÚ appwaud OwO the :3 deed. ^w^ Come, seeling night, -xDD Scawf OwO up OwO the >w< tendew eye >_> of ^w^ pitifuw day, -And with >w< thy bwoody ÚwÚ and :33 invisibwe hand ->_< Cancew ÚwÚ and >w< teaw ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces UwU that gweat bond -^w^ Which >_< keeps me pawe! Wight x3 thickens, ÚwÚ and OwO the crow -:3 Makes x3 wing ^-^ to OwO the wooky uWu wood; -Good >w< things >_> of :3 day begin ^-^ to dwoop ÚwÚ and xDD dwowse, -ÚwÚ Whiwes nyight's bwack ;;w;; agents ^-^ to theiw preys ^-^ do wouse. -Thou x3 mawvew'st at my x3 wowds, uWu but howd ÚwÚ thee stiww: -OwO Things OwO bad begun ^-^ make >w< stwong themsewves uWu by ill. -UwU So, ;;w;; pwithee, >w< go with >_> me. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A ^.^ pawk ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the palace. - -x3 Entew three UwU Muwthewews. - -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. But ^-^ who >_> did ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee >_> join with >_> us? -uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Macbeth. -x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw mistrust, >_< since ^.^ he delivers -Our ^-^ offices ÚwÚ and what ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do -ÚwÚ To OwO the :3 diwection :3 just. -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Then ^.^ stand with ÚwÚ us. -The west ÚwÚ yet ^w^ gwimmews with >w< some >w< stweaks >_> of ÚwÚ day; -Nyow ^w^ spuws OwO the lated ^.^ twavewew uWu apace -ÚwÚ To >_< gain OwO the UwU timewy ÚwÚ inn, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw >_< appwoaches -The :33 subject >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 watch. -uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >_> Hawk! I hear >_< howses. -^w^ BANQUO. [Within.] >w< Give OwO us :3 a ^.^ wight there, UwU ho! -x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Then 'tis xDD he; OwO the west -:33 That awe within OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of x3 expectation -^w^ Awweady awe >w< i' OwO the couwt. -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. His howses >w< go OwO about. -uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >w< Awmost :3 a OwO miwe, uWu but ^.^ he OwO does usually- -^w^ So >w< aww x3 men ^-^ do :33 -fwom x3 hence ^-^ to OwO the :33 pawace xDD gate -UwU Make ^.^ it theiw walk. -x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. OwO A >_< wight, :3 a light! - -x3 Entew xDD Banquo, ÚwÚ and OwO Fweance with :3 a ^.^ towch. - -uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ he. -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. Stand to't. -^w^ BANQUO. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; wain >_< tonyight. -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >_> Wet ^.^ it come down. -^.^ They xDD set x3 upon x3 Banquo. -^w^ BANQUO. :33 O, treachery! >w< Fwy, good Fweance, fly, fly, ;;w;; fwy! -Thou uWu mayst wevenge. :3 O slave! ^.^ Dies. OwO Fweance >_> escapes. -uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. OwO Who >_> did strike >_< out OwO the OwO wight? -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^w^ Wast ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ way? -uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. There's uWu but ^-^ onye ;;w;; down; OwO the :3 son :3 is ^-^ fwed. -x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. We ^.^ have lost -:33 Best half >_> of ^-^ ouw affair. -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. Weww, wet's away ÚwÚ and uWu say how >w< much :3 is >w< donye. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -OwO A Hall in OwO the palace. OwO A ^.^ banquet prepared. - -x3 Entew Macbeth, OwO Wady Macbeth, >_< Woss, Wennyox, >w< Wowds, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -OwO MACBETH. You xDD knyow >_> youw >_> own degwees; ^-^ sit down. ^.^ At ^.^ fiwst -And last OwO the >_< heawty welcome. -xDD WOWDS. ;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. -OwO MACBETH. >w< Ouwsewf uWu wiww :3 mingwe with ^w^ society -And xDD pway OwO the humbwe ^w^ host. -Our ^w^ hostess >_< keeps xDD hew state, uWu but in :33 best UwU time -We uWu wiww require xDD hew welcome. -LADY OwO MACBETH. Pronounce ^.^ it uWu fow uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw fwiends, ->_< Fow my OwO heawt ^-^ speaks uWu they awe welcome. - -x3 Entew ^.^ fiwst Muwthewew ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ doow. - -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ See, uWu they uWu encountew ÚwÚ thee with theiw heawts' :33 thanks. -Both ^-^ sides awe ;;w;; even; here I'll ^-^ sit >w< i' OwO the xDD midst. -Be uWu wawge in ^-^ miwth; anon ^w^ we'ww dwink :3 a measuwe -The ^-^ tabwe wound. [Approaches OwO the doow.] There's UwU bwood x3 upon >w< thy -face. -^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis >_< Banquo's xDD then. -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ 'Tis better ÚwÚ thee ^-^ without than ^.^ he within. -^-^ Is ^.^ he dispatch'd? -^-^ MUWTHEWEW. UwU My lord, his ^w^ thwoat :3 is cut; UwU that I >_> did uWu fow >_> him. -OwO MACBETH. Thou art OwO the :33 best o' OwO the cut-thwoats! >_> Yet :33 he's good -:33 That >_> did OwO the >_< wike uWu fow :33 Fweance. >w< If :3 thou didst it, -Thou art OwO the ^-^ nyonpaweiw. -^-^ MUWTHEWEW. uWu Most :33 woyaw ;;w;; siw, -OwO Fweance :3 is 'scaped. -OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] ;;w;; Then comes my x3 fit again. I xDD had ewse >_< been pewfect, -:33 Whowe as OwO the ÚwÚ mawbwe, >_> founded as OwO the rock, -UwU As bwoad ÚwÚ and ^w^ genyewaw as OwO the ^.^ casing air; -But :3 nyow I x3 am OwO cabin'd, >w< cwibb'd, confin'd, bound in -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; saucy :33 doubts ÚwÚ and ^-^ feaws :3 -But >_< Banquo's xDD safe? -^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. Safe in :3 a OwO ditch ^.^ he ÚwÚ bides, -x3 With twenty >_< twenched gashes uWu on his uWu head, -The :33 weast :3 a death ^-^ to ^.^ nyatuwe. -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Thanks uWu fow ;;w;; that. -Thewe OwO the UwU gwown sewpent wies; OwO the wowm that's xDD fwed -;;w;; Hath ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that in UwU time uWu wiww venyom bweed, -:3 Nyo UwU teeth uWu fow OwO the pwesent. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone. Tomorrow ->w< We'ww hear uWu ouwsewves again. -Exit :33 Muwthewew. -LADY OwO MACBETH. UwU My :33 woyaw lord, -You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO the ^.^ cheew. The feast :3 is :3 sowd -:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< often vouch'd, >_< whiwe 'tis amaking, -^.^ 'Tis >w< given with welcome. ÚwÚ To :33 feed ;;w;; wewe :33 best at >_< home; -From ^.^ thence OwO the :33 sauce ^-^ to meat :3 is cewemony; -xDD Meeting ;;w;; wewe x3 bawe ^-^ without it. -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Sweet x3 wemembwancew! -Nyow good ^.^ digestion OwO wait uWu on OwO appetite, -And OwO heawth uWu on :33 both! -LENNOX. :3 May't >w< pwease >_> youw Highness OwO sit. - -The ^w^ Ghost >_> of UwU Banquo ÚwÚ entews ÚwÚ and OwO sits in UwU Macbeth's :3 pwace. - -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Hewe xDD had ^-^ we :3 nyow ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's honyow woof'd, -Were OwO the OwO gwaced person >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU Banquo >w< pwesent, -OwO Who ^-^ may I wathew challenge uWu fow unkindness ->w< Than ^-^ pity uWu fow :33 mischance! -:3 WOSS. His x3 absence, ;;w;; siw, -ÚwÚ Ways blame x3 upon his >w< pwomise. Please't >_> youw Highness -ÚwÚ To OwO gwace OwO us with >_> youw :33 woyaw xDD company? -OwO MACBETH. The UwU tabwe's :33 fuww. -LENNOX. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a place wesewved, sir. -OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Whewe? -LENNOX. Here, my good :33 wowd. What :3 is't UwU that muvs >_> youw Highnyess? -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Which >_> of you ^.^ have x3 donye uWu this? -xDD WOWDS. >_> What, my good UwU wowd? -OwO MACBETH. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu say I >_> did xDD it; never >_< shake -x3 Thy ^.^ gowy wocks at >_> me. -:3 WOSS. Gentwemen, x3 wise; his Highness :3 is :33 weww. -LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< Sit, >w< wowthy fwiends; my lord :3 is >_< often thus, -And ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ fwom his uWu youth. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ keep uWu seat. -The x3 fit :3 is momentawy; x3 upon :3 a ^w^ thought -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww UwU again >w< be :33 weww. >w< If >w< much you ^-^ nyote ^w^ him, -You uWu shaww offend him ÚwÚ and uWu extend his ^w^ passion. -^w^ Feed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wegawd him ^.^ nyot-Awe you :3 a man? -OwO MACBETH. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a bowd one, UwU that dare ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU that -^w^ Which UwU might appaw OwO the ^w^ deviw. -LADY OwO MACBETH. :3 O pwopew stuff! -:3 This :3 is OwO the vewy ^.^ painting >_> of >_> youw fear; -:3 This :3 is OwO the air-drawn dagger ;;w;; which you ^w^ said -uWu Wed you ^-^ to ^w^ Duncan. :33 O, ^.^ these :3 fwaws ÚwÚ and UwU stawts, ->_> Impostows ^-^ to OwO twue feaw, would ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become -OwO A :3 woman's story at :3 a wintew's fire, -OwO Authowized uWu by xDD hew grandam. Shame itself! -UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ make such :3 faces? When all's >_< donye, -You ÚwÚ wook uWu but uWu on :3 a ^.^ stoow. -OwO MACBETH. Prithee, UwU see ;;w;; thewe! xDD Behowd! Look! >w< Wo! OwO How uWu say you? -ÚwÚ Why, what cawe x3 I? >w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst xDD nyod, speak ^w^ too. ->w< If ^.^ chawnyew ;;w;; houses ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< gwaves >w< must ^-^ send -Those UwU that ^-^ we :33 buwy ^w^ back, ^-^ ouw monyuments -:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the x3 maws >_> of ^w^ kites. Exit xDD Ghost. -LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> What, ^-^ quite >w< unmann'd in >w< fowwy? -OwO MACBETH. >w< If I ^.^ stand ;;w;; hewe, I ^-^ saw >_> him. -LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 Fie, uWu fow OwO shame! -OwO MACBETH. Bwood ;;w;; hath >_< been shed ewe nyow, >w< i' OwO the xDD owden UwU time, -Ewe humanye ;;w;; statute purged OwO the gentwe ;;w;; weaw; ->w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< since UwU too, :3 muwthews ^.^ have >_< been xDD pewfowm'd -:3 Too uWu tewwibwe uWu fow OwO the OwO eaw. The UwU time >_> has :3 been, -That, when OwO the >w< bwains ;;w;; wewe out, OwO the man would x3 die, -And there OwO an :3 end; uWu but :3 nyow uWu they xDD wise uWu again, -x3 With twenty x3 mowtaw :3 muwthews uWu on theiw cwowns, -And push OwO us ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw >_> stoows. :3 This :3 is ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ stwange ->w< Than such :3 a >_> muwthew is. -LADY OwO MACBETH. UwU My >w< wowthy lord, -Your x3 nyobwe fwiends ^-^ do wack you. -OwO MACBETH. I ^-^ do forget. -Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ muse at uWu me, my UwU most >w< wowthy >_< fwiends. -I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ stwange infirmity, ;;w;; which :3 is nyothing -ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that xDD knyow >_> me. ^w^ Come, love ÚwÚ and OwO heawth ^-^ to uWu aww; -;;w;; Then I'll ^-^ sit down. >w< Give me >w< some winye, fiww :33 fuww. -I dwink ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^.^ joy o' OwO the xDD whowe table, -And ^-^ to ^-^ ouw dear fwiend xDD Banquo, xDD whom ^-^ we ^w^ miss. -Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 hewe! ÚwÚ To >w< aww ÚwÚ and him ^-^ we uWu thiwst, -And >w< aww ^-^ to all. -xDD WOWDS. Our ;;w;; duties ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ pwedge. - -;;w;; We-entew xDD Ghost. - -OwO MACBETH. :3 Avaunt, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; quit my uWu sight! >_> Wet OwO the :3 eawth hide thee! -x3 Thy bones awe marrowless, >w< thy UwU bwood :3 is cold; -Thou x3 hast nyo OwO specuwation in x3 those eyes -^w^ Which :3 thou OwO dost glare OwO with. -LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 Think >_> of this, good peers, -But as :3 a xDD thing >_> of x3 custom. ^.^ 'Tis nyo xDD othew, ->_> Onwy ^.^ it spoils OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of OwO the xDD time. -OwO MACBETH. What man dare, I >_> dawe. -:33 Appwoach :3 thou >_< wike OwO the rugged Wussian ^-^ beaw, -The UwU awm'd ÚwÚ whinyocewos, ^w^ ow OwO the ^.^ Hywcan tiger; -;;w;; Take ^-^ any ^-^ shape uWu but UwU that, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ fiwm OwO nyewves -:33 Shaww never twembwe. Ow >w< be x3 awive uWu again, -And dare me ^-^ to OwO the desewt with >w< thy ^w^ swowd. ->w< If :3 twembwing I ÚwÚ inhabit then, uWu pwotest me -The baby >_> of :3 a giww. ÚwÚ Hence, horrible shadow! -^.^ Unweaw mockery, OwO hence! Exit xDD Ghost. -ÚwÚ Why, so, being gone, -I x3 am :3 a man again. ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ sit ^.^ stiww. -LADY OwO MACBETH. You ^.^ have ÚwÚ dispwaced OwO the mirth, x3 bwoke OwO the good UwU meeting, -x3 With UwU most admired disorder. -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Can such >w< things ^.^ be, -And overcome OwO us >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ summew's ÚwÚ cwoud, -Without ^-^ ouw speciaw wonder? You ^-^ make me ÚwÚ stwange ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ disposition UwU that I owe -When :3 nyow I ÚwÚ think you can >w< behowd such uWu sights -And ^-^ keep OwO the :3 nyatuwaw uWu wuby >_> of >_> youw x3 cheeks -When >_< minye :3 is blanch'd with fear. -:3 WOSS. What xDD sights, my UwU wowd? -LADY OwO MACBETH. I pray you, speak not; ^.^ he grows >_< wowse ÚwÚ and xDD wowse; -Question ;;w;; enwages >_> him. ^.^ At once, good ^-^ nyight. -Stand ^.^ nyot x3 upon OwO the owdew >_> of >_> youw going, -But >w< go at ^-^ once. -LENNOX. Good night, ÚwÚ and better OwO heawth -x3 Attend his >w< Majesty! -LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO A >w< kind good night ^-^ to all! ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Macbeth ÚwÚ and OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. -OwO MACBETH. uWu wiww ^.^ have bwood; uWu they uWu say UwU bwood uWu wiww ^.^ have bwood. ->_< Stonyes ^.^ have >_< been OwO knyown ^-^ to move ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twees ^-^ to >_< speak; -Augures ÚwÚ and understood relations ^.^ have -By ^.^ maggot :3 pies ÚwÚ and OwO choughs ÚwÚ and >_> wooks ^w^ bwought :3 fowth -The ÚwÚ secwet'st man >_> of bwood. What :3 is OwO the :3 nyight? -LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< Awmost at >_> odds with morning, ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. -OwO MACBETH. OwO How xDD say'st thou, UwU that >_< Macduff ^w^ denyies his person -^.^ At ^-^ ouw gweat >_< bidding? -LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Did you ^-^ send ^-^ to ^w^ him, sir? -OwO MACBETH. I hear ^.^ it uWu by OwO the >_< way, uWu but I uWu wiww send. -There's ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ onye >_> of them uWu but in his house -I ^-^ keep :3 a ^-^ sewvant ;;w;; feed. I uWu wiww ^.^ tomowwow, -And uWu betimes I wiww, ^-^ to OwO the xDD weiwd ^w^ sistews. -Mowe uWu shaww uWu they >_< speak; uWu fow :3 nyow I x3 am bent ^-^ to >w< knyow, -By OwO the wowst means, OwO the uWu wowst. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own good -^-^ Aww ÚwÚ causes uWu shaww ^w^ give way. I x3 am in UwU bwood -^-^ Stepp'd in OwO so :3 faw UwU that, shouwd I x3 wade nyo :3 mowe, -;;w;; Wetuwnying ;;w;; wewe as >w< tedious as >w< go o'er. -Strange >w< things I ^.^ have in head UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ to ;;w;; hand, -^w^ Which >w< must >w< be acted ewe uWu they ^-^ may >w< be :33 scann'd. -LADY OwO MACBETH. You wack OwO the season >_> of >w< aww OwO nyatuwes, ^-^ sweep. -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. UwU My ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and self-abuse -^-^ Is OwO the initiate ;;w;; feaw UwU that ÚwÚ wants ^-^ hawd use. -We awe ÚwÚ yet uWu but x3 young in :3 deed. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -OwO A heath. >w< Thundew. - -x3 Entew OwO the three >w< Witches, meeting UwU Hecate. - -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :3 Hecate? You ÚwÚ wook angewwy. -HECATE. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason, bewdams as you awe, -ÚwÚ Saucy ÚwÚ and OwO uvwbowd? OwO How >_> did you dare -ÚwÚ To trade ÚwÚ and ^.^ twaffic with Macbeth -UwU In ^.^ widdwes ÚwÚ and affairs >_> of >_< death, -And OwO I, OwO the ^w^ mistwess >_> of >_> youw xDD chawms, -The :33 cwose >w< contwivew >_> of >w< aww :3 hawms, ->_> Was never xDD caww'd ^-^ to bear my UwU pawt, -Ow show OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of ^-^ ouw awt? -And, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ wowse, >w< aww you ^.^ have x3 donye -;;w;; Hath >_< been uWu but uWu fow :3 a wayward UwU son, ->w< Spitefuw ÚwÚ and ^.^ wwathfuw, :3 who, as ÚwÚ othews uWu do, -^-^ Wuvs uWu fow his >_> own ^w^ ends, ^.^ nyot uWu fow you. -But ^-^ make amends OwO nyow. UwU Get you gone, -And at OwO the ^.^ pit >_> of Acheron -UwU Meet me >w< i' OwO the x3 mownying. Thithew ^.^ he -uWu Wiww come ^-^ to xDD knyow his destiny. -Your vessews ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 spewws >w< pwovide, -Your charms ÚwÚ and OwO evewything >_< beside. -I x3 am uWu fow OwO the air; :3 this night I'll uWu spend -^.^ Unto :3 a dismaw ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 fataw OwO end. -Great ^-^ businyess >w< must >w< be wrought ewe noon: -:3 Upon OwO the >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the ^-^ moon -Thewe OwO hangs :3 a ^.^ vapowous >_> dwop >_< pwofound; -I'll catch ^.^ it ewe ^.^ it come ^-^ to ground. -And UwU that distiww'd uWu by ÚwÚ magic sleights -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ waise such UwU awtificiaw sprites -UwU As uWu by OwO the OwO stwength >_> of theiw ÚwÚ iwwusion -:33 Shaww dwaw him uWu on ^-^ to his UwU confusion. -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww x3 spuwn >w< fate, :33 scown >_< death, ÚwÚ and bear -His OwO hopes >w< 'buv ;;w;; wisdom, >w< gwace, ÚwÚ and fear. -And you >w< aww xDD knyow secuwity -^-^ Is ^w^ mowtaws' UwU chiefest enyemy. -:3 Music ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ song ÚwÚ within, -:33 "Come ^w^ away, come UwU away." ->_> Hawk! I x3 am OwO caww'd; my wittwe ^.^ spiwit, >_> see, -^w^ Sits in :3 a uWu foggy cwoud ÚwÚ and ^w^ stays uWu fow >_> me. UwU Exit. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ make >_> haste; she'll >_> soon >w< be xDD back again. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Forres. The palace. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Wennyox ÚwÚ and another OwO Wowd. - -LENNOX. UwU My fowmew >_< speeches ^.^ have uWu but :3 hit >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, -^w^ Which can interpret fawthew; only I uWu say -^.^ Thing's ^.^ have >_< been stwangewy bownye. The >_< gwacious :3 Duncan ->_> Was ^w^ pitied >_> of uWu Macbeth; >w< mawwy, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU dead. -And OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ vawiant UwU Banquo uWu wawk'd xDD too :3 wate, -Whom, you ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, ^w^ if't >w< pwease you, OwO Fweance >_> kiww'd, ->_< Fow OwO Fweance ^-^ fwed. Men >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wawk xDD too late. -OwO Who cannyot UwU want OwO the thought, how monstrous -^w^ It ÚwÚ was uWu fow Malcolm ÚwÚ and uWu fow Donalbain -ÚwÚ To :33 kiww theiw >_< gwacious fathew? Damned xDD fact! -OwO How ^.^ it >_> did >w< gwieve UwU Macbeth! OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot stwaight, -UwU In UwU pious wage, OwO the two delinquents >w< teaw -:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the slaves >_> of dwink ÚwÚ and thwawws >_> of xDD sweep? ->_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that ^w^ nyobwy ;;w;; donye? >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and wisewy UwU too, ->_< Fow 'twouwd ^.^ have >w< angew'd ^-^ any OwO heawt x3 awive -ÚwÚ To hear OwO the x3 men ^.^ deny't. ^w^ So UwU that, I ÚwÚ say, -ÚwÚ He >_> has ÚwÚ bownye >w< aww >w< things ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think -That, xDD had ^.^ he Duncan's >_< sons uWu undew his OwO key- -As, ^w^ an't >w< pwease UwU heaven, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; -they shouwd find -What 'twere ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a uWu fathew; OwO so shouwd :33 Fweance. -But, :3 peace! >_< Fow ^-^ fwom bwoad x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and :3 'cause ^.^ he ^w^ faiw'd -His :3 pwesence at OwO the ;;w;; tywant's >w< feast, I OwO heaw, ->_< Macduff ;;w;; wives in x3 disgwace. >_> Siw, can you tell -:3 Whewe ^.^ he bestows >w< himsewf? -LORD. The :3 son >_> of :3 Duncan, -From xDD whom :3 this >_> tywant howds OwO the :3 due >_> of birth, -Wives in OwO the Engwish couwt ÚwÚ and :3 is >_< weceived -x3 Of OwO the UwU most UwU pious >_< Edwawd with such OwO gwace -:33 That OwO the malevolence >_> of >_> fowtunye nyothing -Takes ^-^ fwom his UwU high :33 wespect. Thithew >_< Macduff -^-^ Is gonye ^-^ to pray OwO the holy ;;w;; King, x3 upon his aid -ÚwÚ To :3 wake Northumberland ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike Siward; -:33 That uWu by OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of :33 these, with :3 Him :33 abuv -ÚwÚ To >w< watify OwO the work, ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU again ->w< Give ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD tabwes ^.^ meat, ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO nyights, ->_> Fwee ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU feasts ÚwÚ and OwO banquets bwoody knives, -Do xDD faithfuw homage, ÚwÚ and weceive free ÚwÚ honyows- -^-^ Aww ;;w;; which ^-^ we pinye uWu fow OwO nyow. And :3 this wepowt -;;w;; Hath OwO so >_< exaspewate OwO the UwU King UwU that ^.^ he -UwU Pwepawes uWu fow >w< some ^-^ attempt >_> of waw. -LENNOX. xDD Sent ^.^ he ^-^ to Macduff? -LORD. ÚwÚ He :33 did, ÚwÚ and with OwO an absowute ^w^ "Siw, ^.^ nyot OwO I," -The cloudy :33 messengew ;;w;; tuwns me his ^w^ back, -And OwO hums, as ^-^ who shouwd ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; "You'ww :33 wue OwO the UwU time -:33 That cwogs me with :3 this OwO answew." -LENNOX. And UwU that ;;w;; weww UwU might ->_< Advise him ^-^ to :3 a uWu caution, ^-^ to howd what uWu distance -His OwO wisdom can OwO pwovide. uWu Some holy :3 angew ->_> Fwy ^-^ to OwO the couwt >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and ^-^ unfowd -His xDD message ewe ^.^ he xDD come, UwU that :3 a swift xDD bwessing -May >_> soon xDD wetuwn ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ ouw suffewing ;;w;; countwy -^.^ Undew :3 a hand ;;w;; accuwsed! -LORD. I'll ^-^ send my ;;w;; pwayews with >_> him. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO A >w< cavewn. UwU In OwO the >_< middwe, :3 a OwO boiwing uWu cauwdwon. >w< Thundew. - -x3 Entew OwO the three >w< Witches. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. >w< Thwice OwO the >_> bwinded ÚwÚ cat ;;w;; hath ^w^ mew'd. -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. >w< Thwice ÚwÚ and UwU once OwO the UwU hedge-pig >_< whinyed. -uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. Hawpiew cries, ^.^ "'Tis UwU time, 'tis time." -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^-^ Wound about OwO the >_< cauwdwon ^.^ go; -UwU In OwO the uWu poison'd entrails throw. -xDD Toad, UwU that uWu undew x3 cowd stonye -uWu Days ÚwÚ and nyights >_> has ^w^ thiwty-onye -xDD Swewtew'd venyom sweeping got, ->_> Boiw :3 thou ^.^ fiwst >w< i' OwO the chawmed >_> pot. -ALL. ^w^ Doubwe, >_> doubwe, >_< toiw ÚwÚ and twoubwe; -Fire >_< buwn ÚwÚ and >_< cauwdwon bubbwe. -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Fiwwet >_> of :3 a :3 fenny snake, -UwU In OwO the >_< cauwdwon >_> boiw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bake; -xDD Eye >_> of OwO nyewt ÚwÚ and >_> toe >_> of fwog, -Wool >_> of :3 bat ÚwÚ and :33 tongue >_> of dog, -;;w;; Addew's fork ÚwÚ and blind-worm's ^.^ sting, -Lizard's ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and ^.^ howwet's ;;w;; wing, ->_< Fow :3 a chawm >_> of >w< powewfuw trouble, -;;w;; Wike :3 a hell-broth >_> boiw ÚwÚ and bubbwe. -ALL. ^w^ Doubwe, >_> doubwe, >_< toiw ÚwÚ and twoubwe; -Fire >_< buwn ÚwÚ and >_< cauwdwon bubbwe. -uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. xDD Scawe >_> of >_> dwagon, tooth >_> of wowf, -^-^ Witch's >w< mummy, :3 maw ÚwÚ and >w< guwf -x3 Of OwO the ^.^ wavin'd xDD sawt-sea xDD shawk, -OwO Woot >_> of OwO hemwock uWu digg'd >w< i' OwO the xDD dawk, -OwO Wivew >_> of :33 bwaspheming :3 Jew, -xDD Gaww >_> of OwO goat ÚwÚ and uWu swips >_> of :3 yew ->_> Swivew'd in OwO the moon's ;;w;; ecwipse, -Nose >_> of :3 Tuwk ÚwÚ and :33 Tawtaw's wips, -:33 Fingew >_> of >_> biwth-stwangwed ;;w;; babe -Ditch-deliver'd uWu by :3 a ^w^ dwab, -UwU Make OwO the >_> gwuew OwO thick ÚwÚ and OwO swab. -Add theweto :3 a :3 tigew's ^.^ chawdwon, ->_< Fow OwO the xDD ingwedients >_> of ^-^ ouw cawdron. -ALL. ^w^ Doubwe, >_> doubwe, >_< toiw ÚwÚ and twoubwe; -Fire >_< buwn ÚwÚ and >_< cauwdwon bubbwe. -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Cool ^.^ it with :3 a ^w^ baboon's blood, -;;w;; Then OwO the chawm :3 is ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and :33 good. - -x3 Entew UwU Hecate ^-^ to OwO the uWu othew three >w< Witches. - -HECATE. :33 O, ;;w;; weww :33 donye! I ÚwÚ commend >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, -And x3 evewyonye uWu shaww share >w< i' OwO the ^w^ gains. -And :3 nyow about OwO the >_< cauwdwon sing, -;;w;; Wike x3 ewves ÚwÚ and fairies in :3 a ;;w;; wing, -^-^ Enchanting >w< aww UwU that you >w< put in. -:3 Music ÚwÚ and :3 a song, ^w^ "Bwack ;;w;; spiwits." -UwU Hecate xDD wetiwes. -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. By OwO the pricking >_> of my thumbs, -OwO Something ;;w;; wicked :3 this uWu way comes. -uWu Open, ;;w;; wocks, -x3 Whoevew ;;w;; knyocks! - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. - -OwO MACBETH. OwO How nyow, you secwet, :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and xDD midnyight xDD hags? -What :3 is't you x3 do? -ALL. OwO A deed ^-^ without :3 a >w< nyame. -OwO MACBETH. I conjuwe you, uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which you UwU pwofess -(Howeer you come ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ it) ÚwÚ answew :3 me: -^-^ Though you x3 untie OwO the x3 winds ÚwÚ and let them fight -uWu Against OwO the uWu chuwches, >w< though OwO the >_< yesty xDD waves -uWu Confound ÚwÚ and swawwow nyavigation uWu up, -^-^ Though bwaded >w< cown >w< be ^.^ wodged ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twees xDD bwown down, -^-^ Though >_> castwes >_< toppwe uWu on theiw warders' UwU heads, -^-^ Though OwO pawaces ÚwÚ and x3 pywamids ^-^ do swope -Their :3 heads ^-^ to theiw ^-^ foundations, >w< though OwO the >_> tweasuwe -x3 Of nature's >_> gewmainyes ÚwÚ tumbwe >w< aww >_> togethew ->_< Even ÚwÚ tiww destwuction ÚwÚ sicken, ÚwÚ answew me -ÚwÚ To what I ÚwÚ ask you. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ;;w;; Speak. -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. ^w^ Demand. -uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. >w< We'ww >w< answew. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Say, ^-^ if :33 thou'dst wathew hear ^.^ it ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uWu mouths, -Ow ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uWu mastews'? -OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Caww >w< 'em, let me UwU see >_< 'em. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. uWu Pouw in ^w^ sow's UwU bwood UwU that ;;w;; hath eaten -Her :33 nyinye ;;w;; fawwow; grease that's sweaten -From OwO the murtherer's gibbet thwow -x3 Into OwO the fwame. -ALL. ^w^ Come, UwU high ^w^ ow >_< wow; -:33 Thysewf ÚwÚ and >w< office deftwy show! - ->w< Thundew. >w< Fiwst Apparition: OwO an UwU awmed Head. - -OwO MACBETH. >_> Teww uWu me, :3 thou uWu unknyown :33 powew- -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ÚwÚ He knows >w< thy UwU thought: ->w< Heaw his speech, uWu but uWu say :3 thou nyought. -OwO FIWST APPAWITION. UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! >_< Bewawe >_> Macduff, ->_< Bewawe OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of ^-^ Fife. :33 Dismiss >_> me. Enough. -^-^ Descends. -OwO MACBETH. uWu Whate'ew :3 thou :3 awt, uWu fow >w< thy good uWu caution, :3 thanks; -Thou x3 hast >_< hawp'd my ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ awight. But ^-^ onye >_> wowd >w< mowe- -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ commanded. Here's another, -Mowe potent than OwO the >_> fiwst. - ->w< Thundew. ^w^ Second Apparition: :3 a bwoody :3 Chiwd. - -x3 SECOND APPAWITION. UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! -OwO MACBETH. Had I three eaws, :3 I'd hear thee. -x3 SECOND APPAWITION. Be bwoody, bold, ÚwÚ and wesowute: waugh ^-^ to :33 scown -The power >_> of man, uWu fow UwU nyonye >_> of ^-^ woman :3 bown -:33 Shaww harm ;;w;; Macbeth. ^-^ Descends. -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Then live, >_> Macduff. What :3 nyeed I ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO thee? -But ÚwÚ yet I'll ^-^ make assuwance double ;;w;; suwe, -And UwU take :3 a bond >_> of fate: :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot live, -:33 That I ^-^ may tell pale-hearted ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :3 wies, -And ;;w;; sweep in ^-^ spite >_> of ^w^ thundew. - ->w< Thundew. ^-^ Thiwd Apparition: :3 a OwO Chiwd crowned, -with :3 a twee in his hand. - -What :3 is this, -:33 That >w< wises >_< wike OwO the xDD issue >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, -And weaws x3 upon his baby uWu bwow OwO the x3 wound -And :3 top >_> of >_> suvweignty? -ALL. OwO Wisten, uWu but speak ^.^ nyot to't. -uWu THIWD APPAWITION. Be OwO wion-mettwed, proud, ÚwÚ and UwU take nyo cawe -OwO Who ;;w;; chafes, ^-^ who fwets, ^w^ ow xDD whewe :3 conspiwews >_> awe. -Macbeth uWu shaww never ^.^ vanquish'd >w< be xDD untiw -Great uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood ^-^ to UwU high :3 Dunsinyanye uWu Hiww -:33 Shaww come x3 against >_> him. ^-^ Descends. -OwO MACBETH. :33 That uWu wiww never UwU be. -OwO Who can >w< impwess OwO the UwU fowest, ;;w;; bid OwO the twee -UwU Unfix his earth-bound root? ^.^ Sweet :3 bodements, uWu good! -:33 Webewwion's uWu head, xDD wise never ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >w< Wood -x3 Of uWu Biwnyam ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^-^ high-pwaced Macbeth -:33 Shaww live OwO the lease >_> of UwU nyatuwe, pay his >_> bweath -ÚwÚ To UwU time ÚwÚ and x3 mowtaw x3 custom. >_> Yet my OwO heawt -OwO Thwobs ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ onye ^.^ thing: tell uWu me, ^-^ if >_> youw art -^w^ Can tell OwO so xDD much, uWu shaww >_< Banquo's xDD issue >w< evew -UwU Weign in :3 this kingdom? -ALL. >_< Seek ^-^ to xDD knyow nyo more. -OwO MACBETH. I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! UwU Deny me this, -And OwO an eternal ^w^ cuwse ^-^ faww uWu on xDD you! >_> Wet me know. -UwU Why sinks UwU that ;;w;; cauwdwon, ÚwÚ and what ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? -ÚwÚ Hautboys. -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Show! -x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Show! -xDD THIWD. :33 WITCH. Show! -ALL. Show his >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and >w< gwieve his >_> heawt; -Come >_< wike ^-^ shadows, OwO so depawt! - -OwO A show >_> of eight Kings, OwO the last with :3 a :3 gwass in his >w< hand; ->_< Banquo's ^w^ Ghost xDD fowwowing. - -OwO MACBETH. Thou awe xDD too >_< wike OwO the spirit >_> of UwU Banquo OwO Down! -x3 Thy :3 cwown OwO does >w< seaw >_< minye eyeballs. And >w< thy >_> haiw, -Thou uWu othew ^-^ gowd-bound brow, :3 is >_< wike OwO the >_> fiwst. -OwO A third :3 is >_< wike OwO the fowmew. ;;w;; Fiwthy uWu hags! -UwU Why ^-^ do you show me uWu this? OwO A fourth! Start, >_> eyes! ->_> What, uWu wiww OwO the xDD winye ;;w;; stwetch >_< out ^-^ to OwO the >_< cwack >_> of doom? ->_> Anyothew x3 yet! OwO A :33 seventh! I'll UwU see nyo ;;w;; mowe! -And ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^w^ eighth OwO appeaws, ^-^ who uWu beaws :3 a :3 gwass -^w^ Which >w< shows me many ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ and >w< some I UwU see -:33 That >w< twofowd x3 bawws ÚwÚ and >_< twebwe sceptwes UwU cawwy. -Horrible uWu sight! Nyow I UwU see 'tis true; ->_< Fow OwO the bwood-bowtew'd UwU Banquo >_> smiwes x3 upon uWu me, -And OwO points at them uWu fow ^-^ his. >_> What, :3 is :3 this so? -OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, >w< aww :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ so. But x3 why -;;w;; Stands Macbeth ;;w;; thus >_> amazedwy? -OwO Come,sistews, :33 cheew ^-^ we OwO up his sprites, -And show OwO the :33 best >_> of ^-^ ouw delights. -I'll chawm OwO the ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ sound, -OwO Whiwe you OwO pewfowm >_> youw antic :33 wound, -:33 That :3 this gweat UwU King ^-^ may kindwy uWu say -Our ;;w;; duties >_> did his ^-^ wewcome :33 pay. -Music. The ÚwÚ Witches ^-^ dance ÚwÚ and -then vanyish with UwU Hecate. -OwO MACBETH. awe OwO they? Gonye? >_> Wet :3 this pernicious hour -Stand xDD ay accursed in OwO the calendar! -Come ÚwÚ in, ^-^ without ;;w;; thewe! - -x3 Entew Lennox. - -LENNOX. What's >_> youw Gwace's x3 wiww? -OwO MACBETH. :33 Saw you OwO the xDD weiwd OwO sistews? -LENNOX. No, my :33 wowd. -OwO MACBETH. Came uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu by you? -LENNOX. :3 Nyo :3 indeed, my :33 wowd. -OwO MACBETH. OwO Infected >w< be OwO the ;;w;; 'aiw xDD wheweon uWu they ride, -And :33 damn'd >w< aww x3 those UwU that xDD twust them! I >_> did hear -The :33 gawwoping >_> of ÚwÚ howse. OwO Who >_< wast came ^-^ by? -LENNOX. ^.^ 'Tis two ^w^ ow ^w^ thwee, my lord, UwU that bwing you >_> wowd ->_< Macduff :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to Engwand. -OwO MACBETH. uWu Fwed ^-^ to Engwand? -LENNOX. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] Time, :3 thou anticipatest my ;;w;; dwead OwO expwoits. -The UwU fwighty OwO puwpose never :3 is >w< o'ewtook ->_< Unwess OwO the deed >w< go with it. From :3 this ;;w;; moment -The vewy :33 fiwstwings >_> of my OwO heawt uWu shaww >w< be -The :33 fiwstwings >_> of my hand. And x3 even nyow, -ÚwÚ To :3 cwown my >_> thoughts with :3 acts, >w< be ^.^ it ^w^ thought ÚwÚ and donye: -The castle >_> of >_< Macduff I uWu wiww ^-^ suwpwise, -Seize x3 upon >_< Fife, ^w^ give ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge o' OwO the >_< swowd -His xDD wife, his UwU babes, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_< unfowtunyate souws -:33 That trace him in his x3 winye. :3 Nyo ^-^ boasting >_< wike :3 a OwO foow; -:3 This deed I'll ^-^ do before :3 this OwO puwpose ;;w;; coow. -But nyo ^-^ mowe uWu sights! ^w^ -Whewe awe ^.^ these ;;w;; gentwemen? -^w^ Come, bwing me xDD whewe uWu they >_> awe. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -^-^ Fife. UwU Macduff's OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew OwO Wady >_> Macduff, xDD hew >_< Son, ÚwÚ and Ross. - -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. What xDD had ^.^ he >_< donye, ^-^ to ^-^ make him UwU fwy OwO the land? -:3 WOSS. You >w< must ^.^ have >_> patience, ÚwÚ madam. -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He xDD had ^.^ nyonye; -His flight ÚwÚ was madnyess. When ^-^ ouw :33 actions ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, -Our ^-^ feaws ^-^ do ^-^ make OwO us x3 twaitows. -:3 WOSS. You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot -:3 Whethew ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his OwO wisdom ^w^ ow his fear. -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ Wisdom? ÚwÚ To xDD weave his xDD wife, ^-^ to xDD weave his UwU babes, -His >_< mansion, ÚwÚ and his titles, in :3 a place -From :3 whence ^-^ himsewf OwO does UwU fwy? ÚwÚ He loves OwO us not; -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wants OwO the :3 nyatuwaw OwO touch; uWu fow OwO the UwU poow wwen, -The UwU most diminutive >_> of biwds, uWu wiww fight, -Her x3 young ones in xDD hew nyest, x3 against OwO the owl. -^-^ Aww :3 is OwO the ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and nyothing :3 is OwO the :33 wuv; -UwU As wittwe :3 is OwO the ;;w;; wisdom, xDD whewe OwO the flight -^w^ So runs x3 against >w< aww reason. -:3 WOSS. UwU My ;;w;; deawest *shuffles closer* coz, -I pray you, ÚwÚ schoow OwO youwsewf. But uWu fow >_> youw xDD husband, -ÚwÚ He :3 is noble, ÚwÚ wise, UwU Judicious, ÚwÚ and :33 best knows -The ^-^ fits o' OwO the ^-^ season. I dare ^.^ nyot speak >w< much :33 fuwthew; -But x3 cwuew awe OwO the xDD times when ^-^ we awe ^-^ twaitows -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ouwsewves; when ^-^ we howd OwO wumow -From what ^-^ we feaw, ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we feaw, -But fwoat x3 upon :3 a wiwd ÚwÚ and viowent ÚwÚ sea ->_> Each uWu way ÚwÚ and muv. I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of OwO you; -:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be wong uWu but I'll >w< be here again. -OwO Things at OwO the wowst uWu wiww OwO cease ^w^ ow ewse climb ^.^ upwawd -ÚwÚ To what uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_> befowe. UwU My pwetty uWu cousin, -Blessing x3 upon xDD you! -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Fathew'd ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :33 he's fathewwess. -:3 WOSS. I x3 am OwO so >w< much :3 a fool, shouwd I stay longer, -^w^ It would >w< be my >w< disgwace ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 discomfowt. -I UwU take my xDD weave at ^-^ once. UwU Exit. -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Sirrah, >_> youw >_< fathew's UwU dead. -And what uWu wiww you ^-^ do ^w^ nyow? OwO How uWu wiww you live? -ÚwÚ SON. UwU As :33 biwds uWu do, uWu Mothew. -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. >_> What, with worms ÚwÚ and >_> fwies? -ÚwÚ SON. x3 With what I :3 get, I x3 mean; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do they. -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. OwO Poow bird! >_< Thou'wdst never ;;w;; feaw OwO the nyet :3 nyow lime, -The uWu pitfaww :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ gin. -ÚwÚ SON. UwU Why shouwd OwO I, ÚwÚ Mothew? OwO Poow :33 biwds uWu they awe ^.^ nyot xDD set OwO fow. -UwU My fathew :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO dead, uWu fow >w< aww >_> youw UwU saying. -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. x3 Yes, ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead. OwO How xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do uWu fow fathew? -ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Nyay, how uWu wiww you ^-^ do uWu fow :3 a ^.^ husband? -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Why, I can ^-^ buy me twenty at ^-^ any mawket. -ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Then ^w^ you'ww ^-^ buy >w< 'em ^-^ to ;;w;; seww again. -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Thou OwO speak'st with >w< aww >w< thy wit, ÚwÚ and >_> yet, >w< i' :33 faith, -x3 With ÚwÚ wit enough uWu fow thee. -ÚwÚ SON. >_> Was my fathew :3 a >w< twaitow, ÚwÚ Mothew? -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. -ÚwÚ SON. What :3 is :3 a >_< twaitow? -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. UwU Why ^-^ onye UwU that >_< sweaws ÚwÚ and wies. -ÚwÚ SON. And >w< be >w< aww ^-^ twaitows UwU that ^-^ do so? -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Evewyonye UwU that OwO does OwO so :3 is :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and >w< must >w< be -xDD hanged. -ÚwÚ SON. And >w< must uWu they >w< aww >w< be OwO hanged UwU that uWu sweaw ÚwÚ and wie? -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ Evewyonye. -ÚwÚ SON. OwO Who >w< must >_> hang >w< them? -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Why, OwO the >w< honyest ^-^ men. -ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Then OwO the >_< wiaws ÚwÚ and UwU sweawews awe fools, uWu fow there awe >_< wiaws ÚwÚ and -UwU sweawews enow ^-^ to beat OwO the >w< honyest x3 men ÚwÚ and >_> hang OwO up ^.^ them. -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Nyow, :3 God ^w^ hewp ^.^ thee, UwU poow ÚwÚ monkey! But how xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do -uWu fow :3 a fathew? -ÚwÚ SON. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, you'wd weep uWu fow him; ^-^ if you would ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it -;;w;; wewe :3 a good >w< sign UwU that I shouwd >_> quickwy ^.^ have :3 a OwO nyew father. -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. OwO Poow prattler, how :3 thou >w< tawk'st! - -x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. - -MESSENGEW. ^w^ Bwess you, fair ^.^ dame! I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ to you ;;w;; knyown, -^-^ Though in >_> youw OwO state >_> of honyow I x3 am pewfect. -I x3 doubt >w< some danger OwO does xDD appwoach you >_> nyeawwy. ->w< If you uWu wiww UwU take :3 a ;;w;; homewy ÚwÚ man's >_< advice, -Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found xDD hewe; hence, with >_> youw wittwe ones. -ÚwÚ To OwO fwight you thus, >w< methinks I x3 am xDD too ^-^ savage; -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_< wowse ^-^ to you ;;w;; wewe feww OwO cwuewty, -^w^ Which :3 is xDD too uWu nyigh >_> youw ^.^ pewson. xDD Heaven OwO pwesewve xDD you! -I dare >_> abide nyo longer. UwU Exit. -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Whither shouwd I UwU fwy? -I ^.^ have x3 donye nyo hawm. But I wemembew :3 nyow -I x3 am in :3 this earthly UwU wowwd, xDD whewe ^-^ to ^-^ do harm -^-^ Is >_< often laudable, ^-^ to ^-^ do good sometime -ÚwÚ Accounted dangewous fowwy. UwU Why then, alas, -Do I >w< put OwO up UwU that ^.^ womanwy ^.^ defense, -ÚwÚ To uWu say I ^.^ have x3 donye nyo harm OwO -What awe ^.^ these :3 faces? - -x3 Entew UwU Muwthewews. - -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. :3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ^.^ husband? -LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. I hope, in nyo place OwO so ^-^ unsanctified -:3 Whewe such as :3 thou uWu mayst find >_> him. -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >w< He's :3 a ^-^ twaitow. -ÚwÚ SON. Thou wiest, :3 thou >_> shag-eaw'd viwwain! -OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >_> What, you ÚwÚ egg! -UwU Stabs >_> him. -Young UwU fwy >_> of treachery! -ÚwÚ SON. ÚwÚ He >_> has xDD kiww'd uWu me, uWu Mothew. -Wun ^w^ away, I pray xDD you! ^.^ Dies. -Exit OwO Wady >_> Macduff, cwying "Murther!" ->_< Exeunt Muwthewews, following :3 hew. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Engwand. Before OwO the King's palace. - -x3 Entew Malcolm ÚwÚ and >_> Macduff. - -:33 MAWCOWM. >_> Wet OwO us >w< seek >_< out >w< some desowate shade ÚwÚ and there -UwU Weep ^-^ ouw >_> sad >_< bosoms ^-^ empty. -^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Wet OwO us wathew -Hold fast OwO the x3 mowtaw ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and >_< wike good x3 men -Bestride ^-^ ouw ^.^ downfaww'n birthdom. >_> Each OwO nyew ^w^ mown -Nyew xDD widows howw, OwO nyew ^.^ owphans cwy, OwO nyew ;;w;; sowwows -Stwike >w< heaven uWu on OwO the ;;w;; face, UwU that ^.^ it uWu wesounds -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; fewt with xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and OwO yeww'd >_< out -;;w;; Wike syllable >_> of >w< dowow. -:33 MAWCOWM. What I >w< bewieve, I'll ;;w;; waww; -What >w< knyow, :3 bewieve; ÚwÚ and what I can redress, -UwU As I uWu shaww find OwO the UwU time ^-^ to OwO fwiend, I uWu wiww. -What you ^.^ have spoke, ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be OwO so ^-^ pewchance. -:3 This tyrant, uWu whose >_> sowe name blisters ^-^ ouw OwO tongues, ->_> Was UwU once ^w^ thought :33 honyest. You ^.^ have loved him ;;w;; weww; -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^w^ touch'd you >_> yet. I x3 am young, uWu but xDD something -You ^-^ may deserve >_> of him OwO thwough uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO wisdom -ÚwÚ To :3 offew OwO up :3 a ;;w;; weak, xDD poow, innyocent ÚwÚ wamb -ÚwÚ To >_< appease OwO an :3 angwy god. -^-^ MACDUFF. I x3 am ^.^ nyot treacherous. -:33 MAWCOWM. But Macbeth is. -OwO A good ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ may recoil -UwU In OwO an >w< impewiaw :33 chawge. But I uWu shaww crave >_> youw pawdon; -:33 That ;;w;; which you awe, my >_> thoughts cannyot ;;w;; twanspose. -uWu Angews awe UwU bwight stiww, >w< though OwO the xDD bwightest feww. -^-^ Though >w< aww >w< things ;;w;; fouw would wear OwO the uWu bwows >_> of >w< gwace, ->_> Yet OwO gwace >w< must still ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ so. -^-^ MACDUFF. I ^.^ have lost my UwU hopes. -:33 MAWCOWM. :3 Pewchance x3 even there xDD whewe I >_> did find my ^w^ doubts. -UwU Why in UwU that ^w^ wawnyess weft you UwU wife ÚwÚ and OwO chiwd, -Those pwecious motives, x3 those >w< stwong ^-^ knyots >_> of love, -Without xDD weave-taking? I pray you, ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot my OwO jeawousies >w< be >_> youw dishonors, -But >_< minye >_> own xDD safeties. You ^-^ may >w< be >w< wightwy UwU just, -Whatevew I uWu shaww uWu think. -^-^ MACDUFF. Bleed, bweed, UwU poow country! -Great tywanny, uWu way :3 thou >w< thy xDD basis ;;w;; suwe, ->_< Fow xDD goodnyess dare ^.^ nyot >_< check thee. OwO Weaw :3 thou >w< thy wwongs; -The title :3 is affeew'd. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, :33 wowd. -I would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the villain UwU that :3 thou think'st ->_< Fow OwO the xDD whowe space that's in OwO the ;;w;; tywant's :33 gwasp -And OwO the rich ÚwÚ East ^-^ to OwO boot. -:33 MAWCOWM. Be ^.^ nyot xDD offended; -I speak ^.^ nyot as in absowute ;;w;; feaw >_> of you. -I ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy sinks beneath OwO the ÚwÚ yoke; -^w^ It ÚwÚ weeps, ^.^ it OwO bweeds, ÚwÚ and OwO each OwO nyew :3 day :3 a >_> gash -^-^ Is ÚwÚ added ^-^ to xDD hew :33 wounds. I ÚwÚ think withaw -Thewe would >w< be ^.^ hands uplifted in my ^-^ wight; -And here ^-^ fwom >_< gwacious ^.^ Engwand ^.^ have I :3 offew -x3 Of ÚwÚ goodwy xDD thousands. But uWu fow >w< aww this, -When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ twead x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; tywant's uWu head, -Ow wear ^.^ it uWu on my ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ yet my UwU poow ;;w;; countwy -:33 Shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe UwU vices than ^.^ it xDD had OwO befowe, -Mowe suffer ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe uWu sundwy ^-^ ways than x3 evew, -By him UwU that uWu shaww succeed. -^-^ MACDUFF. What shouwd ^.^ he x3 be? -:33 MAWCOWM. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ mysewf I >_> mean, in xDD whom I xDD knyow -^-^ Aww OwO the OwO pawticuwaws >_> of OwO vice OwO so gwafted -That, when uWu they uWu shaww >w< be :3 open'd, bwack Macbeth -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ seem as ÚwÚ puwe as snyow, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU poow OwO state -UwU Esteem him as :3 a ^w^ wamb, being compared -x3 With my confinyewess harms. -^-^ MACDUFF. :3 Nyot in OwO the legions -x3 Of horrid heww can come :3 a ^w^ deviw ^-^ mowe :33 damn'd -UwU In x3 eviws ^-^ to :3 top ;;w;; Macbeth. -:33 MAWCOWM. I gwant him bwoody, -:3 Wuxuwious, >_> avawicious, fawse, deceitful, -^w^ Sudden, >_< mawicious, uWu smacking >_> of every xDD sin -:33 That >_> has :3 a >w< nyame. But :33 thewe's nyo xDD bottom, x3 nyonye, -UwU In my ^.^ vowuptuousnyess. Your x3 wives, >_> youw daughtews, -Your ÚwÚ matwons, ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD maids :33 couwd ^.^ nyot fiww OwO up -The cestern >_> of my >w< wust, ÚwÚ and my desiwe -^-^ Aww ÚwÚ continyent :3 impediments would o'erbear -:33 That >_> did oppose my uWu wiww. >_< Bettew Macbeth ->w< Than such OwO an ^-^ onye ^-^ to OwO weign. -^-^ MACDUFF. Boundwess intempewance -UwU In ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is :3 a tyranny; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been -The ;;w;; untimewy emptying >_> of OwO the x3 happy thwonye, -And ^-^ faww >_> of many ^.^ kings. But ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet -ÚwÚ To UwU take x3 upon you what :3 is ^w^ youws. You ^-^ may -uWu Convey >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes in :3 a xDD spacious ^.^ pwenty -And ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ seem cold, OwO the UwU time you ^-^ may OwO so hoodwink. -We ^.^ have willing ;;w;; dames enyough; there cannyot >w< be -:33 That ^.^ vuwtuwe in you ^-^ to devouw OwO so many -UwU As uWu wiww ^-^ to greatness dedicate themsewves, -UwU Finding ^.^ it OwO so inclined. -:33 MAWCOWM. x3 With :3 this there grows -UwU In my UwU most ^-^ iww-composed xDD affection such -OwO A ÚwÚ stanchwess avawice UwU that, ;;w;; wewe I ;;w;; King, -I shouwd ÚwÚ cut x3 off OwO the nobles uWu fow theiw UwU wands, -:3 Desiwe his jewews ÚwÚ and :3 this other's OwO house, -And my OwO mowe-having would >w< be as :3 a :33 sauce -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me hungew :3 mowe, UwU that I shouwd ;;w;; fowge -UwU Quawwews ^.^ unjust x3 against OwO the good ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw, -Destroying them uWu fow wealth. -^-^ MACDUFF. :3 This avawice -x3 Sticks deeper, grows with ^-^ mowe pernicious >w< woot ->w< Than OwO summew-seeming >w< wust, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been -The >_< swowd >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO swain ^.^ kings. >_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fear; -xDD Scotwand ;;w;; hath uWu foisons ^-^ to fiww OwO up >_> youw uWu wiww -x3 Of >_> youw mere >w< own. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these awe ÚwÚ powtabwe, -x3 With uWu othew gwaces weigh'd. -:33 MAWCOWM. But I ^.^ have none. The :33 king-becoming graces, -UwU As justice, verity, tempewance, stabwenyess, -Bounty, perseverance, >w< mewcy, wowwinyess, -Devotion, >_> patience, :3 couwage, >_< fowtitude, -I ^.^ have nyo ^.^ wewish >_> of ;;w;; them, uWu but :33 abound -UwU In OwO the *looks away* division >_> of OwO each uWu sevewaw crime, -Acting ^.^ it many xDD ways. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD had I :33 powew, I shouwd -uWu Pouw OwO the ^w^ sweet >_< miwk >_> of xDD concowd OwO into >_< heww, -OwO Upwoaw OwO the unyivewsaw :3 peace, xDD confound -^-^ Aww >_> unyity uWu on xDD eawth. -^-^ MACDUFF. :3 O Scotland, Scotland! -:33 MAWCOWM. >w< If such :3 a ^-^ onye >w< be x3 fit ^-^ to >_< guvwn, speak. -I x3 am as I ^.^ have ÚwÚ spoken. -^-^ MACDUFF. OwO Fit ^-^ to x3 guvwn? -No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wive. :3 O >w< nyation x3 misewabwe! -x3 With OwO an ÚwÚ untitwed >_> tywant bwoody-sceptew'd, -When ^-^ shawt :3 thou UwU see >w< thy >_> whowesome >_< days uWu again, -x3 Since UwU that OwO the >w< twuest xDD issue >_> of >w< thy UwU thwonye -By his >_> own intewdiction ^-^ stands accursed -And OwO does blaspheme his breed? x3 Thy :33 woyaw fathew ->_> Was :3 a UwU most sainted king; OwO the queen UwU that ^-^ bowe ^.^ thee, -Oftenyew x3 upon xDD hew knyees than uWu on xDD hew OwO feet, ->w< Died every :3 day ^.^ she ^-^ wived. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well! -^.^ These x3 eviws :3 thou x3 wepeat'st x3 upon thyself ->_< Have banish'd me ^-^ fwom uWu Scotwand. :3 O my ^w^ bweast, -x3 Thy >w< hope ends :3 hewe! -:33 MAWCOWM. >_> Macduff, :3 this x3 nyobwe :3 passion, -OwO Chiwd >_> of integrity, ;;w;; hath ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw -uWu Wiped OwO the bwack scwupwes, >_< weconciwed my >_> thoughts -ÚwÚ To >w< thy good >w< twuth ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. :33 Deviwish Macbeth -By many >_> of ^.^ these UwU twains ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to ^.^ win me -x3 Into his :33 powew, ÚwÚ and modest OwO wisdom plucks me -From over-credulous UwU haste. But :3 God :33 abuv -UwU Deaw :3 between ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and UwU me! >_< Fow x3 even :3 nyow -I >w< put ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >w< thy :3 diwection ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ Unspeak >_< minye >_> own detraction; here abjure -The >_> taints ÚwÚ and blames I >_> waid x3 upon ÚwÚ mysewf, ->_< Fow :3 stwangews ^-^ to my ^.^ nyatuwe. I x3 am ÚwÚ yet -Unknyown ^-^ to woman, never ÚwÚ was xDD fowswown, -xDD Scawcewy ^.^ have coveted what ÚwÚ was >_< minye own, -^.^ At nyo UwU time x3 bwoke my :33 faith, would ^.^ nyot :33 betway -The ^w^ deviw ^-^ to his fewwow, ÚwÚ and dewight -:3 Nyo less in >w< twuth than wife. UwU My ^.^ fiwst false ;;w;; speaking ->_> Was :3 this x3 upon ^-^ mysewf. What I x3 am ^.^ twuwy -^-^ Is UwU thinye ÚwÚ and my UwU poow ^-^ countwy's ^-^ to ^.^ command. -Whither :3 indeed, before >w< thy here-approach, -Old Siward, with >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ wawwike x3 men -^w^ Awweady at :3 a ^w^ point, ÚwÚ was setting fowth. -Nyow ^w^ we'ww togethew, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu chance >_> of xDD goodnyess -Be >_< wike ^-^ ouw ^w^ wawwanted >w< quawwew! UwU Why awe you ^.^ siwent? -^-^ MACDUFF. Such ^-^ wewcome ÚwÚ and unwewcome >w< things at UwU once -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ hawd ^-^ to weconciwe. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ Doctow. - -:33 MAWCOWM. Weww, ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. x3 Comes OwO the UwU King >w< fowth, I pray you? -UwU DOCTOW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, there awe :3 a >w< cwew >_> of wwetched souws -:33 That stay his ^w^ cuwe. Their mawady xDD convinces -The gweat >w< assay >_> of :3 awt, uWu but at his touch, -Such >_> sanctity ;;w;; hath >w< heaven >w< given his ;;w;; hand, -^.^ They ÚwÚ pwesentwy amend. -:33 MAWCOWM. I :3 thank you, ^.^ Doctow. Exit ^.^ Doctow. -^-^ MACDUFF. What's OwO the ^-^ disease ^.^ he ;;w;; means? -:33 MAWCOWM. ^.^ 'Tis xDD caww'd OwO the >w< eviw: -OwO A UwU most ;;w;; miwacuwous wowk in :3 this good ;;w;; King, -^w^ Which UwU often, >_< since my ^w^ hewe-wemain in >_> Engwand, -I ^.^ have uWu seen him do. OwO How ^.^ he >_> sowicits UwU heaven, -Himsewf :33 best :33 knyows; uWu but x3 stwangewy-visited ;;w;; peopwe, -^-^ Aww ^.^ swow'n ÚwÚ and ^.^ uwcewous, ^w^ pitifuw ^-^ to OwO the eye, -The mere ^.^ despaiw >_> of ;;w;; suwgewy, ^.^ he cures, -:3 Hanging :3 a gowden stamp about theiw >_> nyecks -x3 Put uWu on with holy pwayews; ÚwÚ and 'tis uWu spoken, -ÚwÚ To OwO the ÚwÚ succeeding ÚwÚ woyawty ^.^ he leaves -The healing benediction. x3 With :3 this ÚwÚ stwange :3 viwtue -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ heavenwy >_> gift >_> of xDD pwophecy, -And uWu sundwy blessings >_> hang about his UwU thwonye -:33 That speak him :33 fuww >_> of >_< gwace. - -x3 Entew Ross. - -^-^ MACDUFF. ^w^ See, ^-^ who comes hewe? -:33 MAWCOWM. UwU My x3 countwyman, uWu but ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow him not. -^-^ MACDUFF. UwU My >w< evew gentwe uWu cousin, ^-^ wewcome hithew. -:33 MAWCOWM. I xDD knyow him OwO nyow. Good God, uWu betimes wemuv -The :3 means UwU that makes OwO us >_> stwangews! -:3 WOSS. >_> Siw, ^.^ amen. -^-^ MACDUFF. ;;w;; Stands xDD Scotwand xDD whewe ^.^ it ;;w;; did? -:3 WOSS. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow xDD countwy, ->w< Awmost ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to xDD knyow itself! ^w^ It cannyot -Be xDD caww'd ^-^ ouw mothew, uWu but ^-^ ouw ^-^ gwave. :3 Whewe nothing, -But ^-^ who knows nothing, :3 is UwU once uWu seen ^-^ to UwU smiwe; -:3 Whewe sighs ÚwÚ and groans ÚwÚ and >_< shwieks UwU that rend OwO the :3 aiw, -uWu Awe made, ^.^ nyot >_< mawk'd; xDD whewe viowent UwU sowwow uWu seems -OwO A modewn ^w^ ecstasy. The UwU dead ÚwÚ man's >_> knyeww -^-^ Is there scarce ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow :3 who, ÚwÚ and good xDD men's ;;w;; wives -Expire before OwO the >_> fwowews in theiw :33 caps, -UwU Dying ^w^ ow ewe uWu they sicken. -^-^ MACDUFF. :33 O, >_< wewation -:3 Too nice, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet xDD too :3 twue! -:33 MAWCOWM. What's OwO the nyewest x3 gwief? -:3 WOSS. :33 That >_> of OwO an hour's :3 age doth uWu hiss OwO the :3 speakew; ->_> Each :3 minyute ^w^ teems :3 a OwO nyew ^w^ onye. -^-^ MACDUFF. OwO How OwO does my x3 wife? -:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ Why, :33 weww. -^-^ MACDUFF. And >w< aww my children? -:3 WOSS. ^.^ Weww ^w^ too. -^-^ MACDUFF. The >_> tywant >_> has ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ battew'd at theiw peace? -:3 WOSS. No, uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww at xDD peace when I >_> did xDD weave >_< 'em. -^-^ MACDUFF. Be ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ nyiggawd >_> of >_> youw xDD speech. OwO How >_< goest? -:3 WOSS. When I came UwU hithew ^-^ to >w< twanspowt OwO the UwU tidings, -^w^ Which I ^.^ have heavily bownye, there ÚwÚ wan :3 a OwO wumow -x3 Of many >w< wowthy xDD fewwows UwU that ;;w;; wewe out, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^-^ to my bewief ^w^ witnyess'd OwO the ^.^ wathew, ->_< Fow UwU that I ^-^ saw OwO the ;;w;; tywant's power ^.^ afoot. -Nyow :3 is OwO the UwU time >_> of help; >_> youw eye in xDD Scotwand -Wouwd UwU cweate soldiers, ^-^ make ^-^ ouw >w< women fight, -ÚwÚ To >w< doff theiw x3 diwe OwO distwesses. -:33 MAWCOWM. Be't theiw comfort -We awe UwU coming thithew. xDD Gwacious ^.^ Engwand ;;w;; hath -x3 Went OwO us good Siward ÚwÚ and >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ men; -An older ÚwÚ and :3 a better sowdiew UwU nyonye -:33 That uWu Chwistendom gives >_< out. -:3 WOSS. Wouwd I :33 couwd ÚwÚ answew -:3 This comfort with OwO the like! But I ^.^ have uWu wowds -:33 That would >w< be howl'd >_< out in OwO the desewt :3 aiw, -:3 Whewe hearing shouwd ^.^ nyot watch ^.^ them. -^-^ MACDUFF. What OwO concewn OwO they? -The ^w^ genyewaw cause? Ow :3 is ^.^ it :3 a :3 fee-gwief -Due ^-^ to >w< some >w< singwe >_< bweast? -:3 WOSS. :3 Nyo :33 mind that's >w< honyest -But in ^.^ it shawes >w< some x3 woe, >w< though OwO the x3 main part -Pewtains ^-^ to you awonye. -^-^ MACDUFF. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ minye, -Keep ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom uWu me, >_> quickwy let me ^.^ have it. -:3 WOSS. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw ears :3 despise my :33 tongue ÚwÚ fowevew, -^w^ Which uWu shaww ^.^ possess them with OwO the ÚwÚ heaviest :33 sound -:33 That >w< evew ÚwÚ yet uWu they UwU heawd. -^-^ MACDUFF. :33 Humh! I ^.^ guess at it. -:3 WOSS. Your castle :3 is ÚwÚ suwpwised; >_> youw UwU wife ÚwÚ and >w< babes -^.^ Savagewy >w< swaughtew'd. ÚwÚ To relate OwO the manner -Wewe, uWu on OwO the quawwy >_> of ^.^ these :3 muwthew'd ;;w;; deew, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ add OwO the death >_> of you. -:33 MAWCOWM. Merciful uWu heaven! ->_> What, ^w^ man! ^.^ Nyeew >_< puww >_> youw ÚwÚ hat x3 upon >_> youw brows; ->w< Give UwU sowwow wowds. The >w< gwief UwU that OwO does ^.^ nyot speak -x3 Whispews OwO the ^w^ o'ewfwaught xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and >_< bids ^.^ it break. -^-^ MACDUFF. UwU My chiwdwen too? -:3 WOSS. x3 Wife, ^-^ chiwdwen, servants, >w< aww -:33 That :33 couwd >w< be ÚwÚ found. -^-^ MACDUFF. And I >w< must >w< be ^-^ fwom thence! -UwU My UwU wife xDD kiww'd too? -:3 WOSS. I ^.^ have ^w^ said. -:33 MAWCOWM. Be comfowted. -Let's ^-^ make OwO us ÚwÚ medicinyes >_> of ^-^ ouw gweat ÚwÚ wevenge, -ÚwÚ To cure :3 this >_> deadwy ^w^ gwief. -^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He >_> has nyo children. ^-^ Aww my pwetty ÚwÚ onyes? -OwO Did you uWu say all? :3 O heww-kite! xDD Aww? ->_> What, >w< aww my pwetty chickens ÚwÚ and theiw dam -^.^ At ^-^ onye feww :33 swoop? -:33 MAWCOWM. Dispute ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a xDD man. -^-^ MACDUFF. I uWu shaww ^-^ do so, -But I >w< must ÚwÚ awso ;;w;; feew ^.^ it as :3 a xDD man. -I cannyot uWu but wemembew such >w< things ;;w;; wewe -:33 That ;;w;; wewe UwU most pwecious ^-^ to >_> me. OwO Did >w< heaven ÚwÚ wook OwO on, -And would ^.^ nyot UwU take theiw :3 pawt? xDD Sinfuw >_> Macduff, -^.^ They ;;w;; wewe >w< aww struck uWu fow thee! Naught UwU that I OwO am, -:3 Nyot uWu fow theiw >_> own demewits, uWu but uWu fow ÚwÚ minye, -x3 Feww slaughter uWu on theiw UwU souws. xDD Heaven west them nyow! -:33 MAWCOWM. Be :3 this OwO the uWu whetstonye >_> of >_> youw ^w^ swowd. >_> Wet >w< gwief -xDD Convewt ^-^ to anger; >w< bwunt ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD heawt, enwage it. -^-^ MACDUFF. :33 O, I :33 couwd xDD pway OwO the ^-^ woman with >_< minye eyes -And braggart with my uWu tongue! But, gentwe uWu heavens, -xDD Cut ^-^ showt >w< aww ÚwÚ intewmission; xDD fwont ^-^ to xDD fwont ->_< Bwing :3 thou :3 this x3 fiend >_> of xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and mysewf; -xDD Within my uWu swowd's wength xDD set him; ^-^ if ^.^ he 'scape, -xDD Heaven forgive him OwO too! -:33 MAWCOWM. :3 This xDD tunye :33 goes >_< manwy. -^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; ^-^ ouw power :3 is ^w^ weady, -Our wack :3 is nyothing uWu but ^-^ ouw weave. Macbeth -^-^ Is wipe uWu fow >_< shaking, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< powews :33 abuv -x3 Put uWu on theiw ;;w;; instwuments. ;;w;; Weceive what :33 cheew you >w< may, -The night :3 is wong UwU that never ^.^ finds OwO the day. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Dunsinane. x3 Antewoom in OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ Doctow >_> of ^-^ Physic ÚwÚ and :3 a Waiting Gentwewoman. - -UwU DOCTOW. I ^.^ have two nyights ^w^ watched with you, uWu but can pewceive nyo ->w< twuth in >_> youw >_< wepowt. When ÚwÚ was ^.^ it ^.^ she last uWu wawked? -GENTWEWOMAN. x3 Since his uWu Majesty went OwO into OwO the field, ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew -xDD wise ^-^ fwom xDD hew :33 bed, thwow xDD hew >_> nyightgown x3 upon UwU hew, UwU unwock xDD hew -;;w;; cwoset, UwU take :3 fowth paper, ^-^ fowd it, wwite xDD upon't, ;;w;; wead it, ->w< aftewwawds >w< seaw it, ÚwÚ and UwU again xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe -in :3 a UwU most fast ^-^ sweep. -UwU DOCTOW. OwO A gweat uWu pewtuwbation in UwU nyatuwe, ^-^ to weceive at UwU once OwO the -benefit >_> of ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the effects >_> of ÚwÚ watching! UwU In :3 this >w< swumbewy -:3 agitation, >w< besides xDD hew walking ÚwÚ and uWu othew actuaw pewfowmances, -what, at ^-^ any UwU time, ^.^ have you heard xDD hew ^w^ say? -GENTWEWOMAN. That, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wepowt aftew :3 hew. -UwU DOCTOW. You ^-^ may ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and 'tis UwU most ^.^ meet you shouwd. -GENTWEWOMAN. ÚwÚ Nyeithew ^-^ to you :3 nyow anyonye, having nyo witness ^-^ to -;;w;; confiwm my xDD speech. - -x3 Entew OwO Wady Macbeth with :3 a >_> tapew. - -Lo you, here ^.^ she UwU comes! :3 This :3 is xDD hew vewy x3 guise, :3 and, x3 upon my -xDD wife, fast asleep. x3 Obsewve UwU hew; ^.^ stand UwU cwose. -UwU DOCTOW. OwO How came ^.^ she uWu by UwU that OwO wight? -GENTWEWOMAN. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it ÚwÚ stood uWu by :3 hew. She >_> has ^.^ wight uWu by xDD hew -xDD continyuawwy; 'tis xDD hew ^.^ command. -UwU DOCTOW. You >_> see, xDD hew eyes awe xDD open. -GENTWEWOMAN. >w< Ay, uWu but theiw :33 sense :3 is ;;w;; shut. -UwU DOCTOW. What :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ she OwO does ^w^ nyow? Wook how ^.^ she >_> wubs xDD hew hands. -GENTWEWOMAN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an ^-^ accustomed >w< action with UwU hew, ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ;;w;; thus -washing xDD hew hands. I ^.^ have OwO knyown xDD hew continue in :3 this :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of -OwO an hour. -LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Yet >w< hewe's :3 a >_< spot. -UwU DOCTOW. Hawk, ^.^ she speaks! I uWu wiww xDD set ;;w;; down what comes ^-^ fwom UwU hew, ^-^ to -xDD satisfy my wemembwance OwO the ^-^ mowe stwongwy. -LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 Out, damned UwU spot! :33 Out, I :33 say! One- two -why then 'tis -UwU time ^-^ to :3 do't. Heww :3 is xDD muwky. :33 Fie, my lord, fie! OwO A ^-^ sowdiew, ÚwÚ and -OwO afeawd? What :3 nyeed ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw ^-^ who knows it, when UwU nyonye can caww ^-^ ouw -power ^-^ to UwU account? >_> Yet ^-^ who would ^.^ have ^w^ thought OwO the ^.^ owd man ^-^ to ^.^ have -xDD had OwO so >w< much UwU bwood in OwO him? -UwU DOCTOW. Do you mark ÚwÚ that? -LADY OwO MACBETH. The >_< Thanye >_> of ^w^ Fife xDD had :3 a ^-^ wife; xDD whewe :3 is ^.^ she ^w^ nyow? >_> What, -uWu wiww ^.^ these ^.^ hands neer >w< be >_< cwean? :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe o' UwU that, my lord, nyo ^-^ mowe -o' ;;w;; that. You mar >w< aww with :3 this stawting. -UwU DOCTOW. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; you ^.^ have OwO knyown what you shouwd not. -GENTWEWOMAN. She >_> has xDD spoke what ^.^ she shouwd ;;w;; nyot, I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_> of ;;w;; that. -xDD Heaven knows what ^.^ she >_> has known. -LADY OwO MACBETH. Here's OwO the smell >_> of OwO the UwU bwood ^.^ stiww. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^.^ pewfumes ->_> of Awabia uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO sweeten :3 this wittwe hand. >_> Oh, oh, :3 oh! -UwU DOCTOW. What :3 a sigh :3 is ;;w;; thewe! The OwO heawt :3 is sorely :3 chawged. -GENTWEWOMAN. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have such :3 a OwO heawt in my uWu bosom uWu fow OwO the ->w< dignyity >_> of OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ body. -UwU DOCTOW. Weww, well, ^-^ weww- -GENTWEWOMAN. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ it ^.^ be, sir. -UwU DOCTOW. :3 This ^-^ disease :3 is uWu beyond my :33 pwactice. >_> Yet I ^.^ have OwO knyown x3 those -;;w;; which ^.^ have xDD wawked in theiw ;;w;; sweep ^-^ who ^.^ have ;;w;; died howiwy in theiw -^-^ beds. -LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Wash >_> youw x3 hands, >w< put uWu on >_> youw nightgown, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot OwO so -ÚwÚ pawe. I tell you ÚwÚ yet uWu again, >_< Banquo's buwied; ^.^ he cannyot come >_< out -on's ^-^ gwave. -UwU DOCTOW. >_< Even so? -LADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ To :33 bed, ^-^ to ^-^ bed; :33 thewe's OwO knyocking at OwO the ;;w;; gate. ^w^ Come, -xDD come, xDD come, xDD come, ^w^ give me >_> youw OwO hand.What's x3 donye cannyot >w< be undonye. -ÚwÚ To :33 bed, ^-^ to :33 bed, ^-^ to bed. -UwU Exit. -UwU DOCTOW. uWu Wiww ^.^ she >w< go :3 nyow ^-^ to >_> bed? -GENTWEWOMAN. Diwectwy. -UwU DOCTOW. ÚwÚ Fouw whisperings awe abwoad. ;;w;; Unnyatuwaw deeds -Do breed uWu unnyatuwaw twoubwes; ^.^ infected ^w^ minds -ÚwÚ To theiw xDD deaf >w< piwwows uWu wiww >w< dischawge theiw secrets. -Mowe ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ she OwO the >_< divinye than OwO the physician. -God, God, forgive OwO us all! Wook aftew UwU hew; -^.^ Wemuv ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO the :3 means >_> of >w< aww annoyance, -And still ^-^ keep eyes x3 upon :3 hew. ^w^ So good ^-^ nyight. -UwU My :33 mind ^.^ she >_> has OwO mated ÚwÚ and amazed my ^w^ sight. -I xDD think, uWu but dare ^.^ nyot speak. -GENTWEWOMAN. Good night, good ^-^ doctow. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; nyeaw Dunsinane. >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. - -x3 Entew Menteith, ^.^ Caithnyess, ^.^ Angus, Wennyox, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. - -:33 MENTEITH. The Engwish power :3 is uWu nyeaw, wed uWu on uWu by Mawcowm, -His uncwe Siward, ÚwÚ and OwO the good >_> Macduff. -xDD Wevenges >_< buwn in ;;w;; them, uWu fow theiw dear ÚwÚ causes -Wouwd ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ bweeding ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< gwim xDD awawm -;;w;; Excite OwO the mortified xDD man. -ANGUS. Near uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood -:33 Shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; weww ^.^ meet them; UwU that uWu way awe uWu they >w< coming. -;;w;; CAITHNyESS. OwO Who knows ^-^ if Donalbain >w< be with his xDD bwothew? -LENNOX. >_< Fow ^w^ cewtain, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he :3 is not; I ^.^ have :3 a file -x3 Of >w< aww OwO the :3 gentwy. Thewe :3 is x3 Sewawd's :3 son -And many >w< unwough ^w^ youths UwU that x3 even :3 nyow -UwU Pwotest theiw ^.^ fiwst >_> of manhood. -:33 MENTEITH. What OwO does OwO the ^-^ tywant? -;;w;; CAITHNyESS. Great :3 Dunsinyanye ^.^ he stwongwy :3 fowtifies. -uWu Some uWu say :33 he's mad; >w< othews, UwU that ^.^ wessew UwU hate ^w^ him, -Do caww ^.^ it ÚwÚ vawiant fury; ;;w;; but, uWu fow ^w^ cewtain, -ÚwÚ He cannyot ^w^ buckwe his distempew'd cause -xDD Within OwO the xDD bewt >_> of ÚwÚ wuwe. -ANGUS. Nyow OwO does ^.^ he ;;w;; feew -His >w< secwet :3 muwthews sticking uWu on his x3 hands, -Nyow :3 minyutewy >_< wevowts upbraid his faith-breach; -Those ^.^ he ÚwÚ commands move only in ^.^ command, -Nyothing in wuv. Nyow OwO does ^.^ he ;;w;; feew his title ->w< Hang loose about ^w^ him, >_< wike :3 a x3 giant's robe -:3 Upon :3 a dwawfish >w< thief. -:33 MENTEITH. OwO Who then uWu shaww blame -His ;;w;; pestew'd UwU senses ^-^ to recoil ÚwÚ and start, -When >w< aww UwU that :3 is within him OwO does condemn -Itself uWu fow being thewe? -;;w;; CAITHNyESS. Weww, mawch ^-^ we uWu on -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :33 obedience xDD whewe 'tis ^.^ twuwy xDD owed. -UwU Meet ^-^ we OwO the >w< medicinye >_> of OwO the sickly weaw, -And with him pouw >_> we, in ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's purge, ->_> Each >_> dwop >_> of ÚwÚ us. -LENNOX. Ow OwO so >w< much as ^.^ it ^.^ nyeeds -ÚwÚ To OwO dew OwO the x3 suvweign flower ÚwÚ and drown OwO the xDD weeds. -UwU Make ^-^ we ^-^ ouw mawch towards >_< Biwnyam. >_< Exeunt mawching. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Dunsinane. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew Macbeth, Doctor, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing me nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ wepowts; let them UwU fwy all! -;;w;; Tiww uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood wemuv ^-^ to :3 Dunsinyanye -I cannyot ^-^ taint with fear. What's OwO the :3 boy ^w^ Mawcowm? ->_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :3 bown >_> of ^-^ woman? The uWu spiwits UwU that xDD knyow -^-^ Aww x3 mowtaw OwO consequences ^.^ have ^w^ pwonyounced me ^.^ thus: -"Fear ;;w;; nyot, uWu Macbeth; nyo man that's :3 bown >_> of ^-^ woman -:33 Shaww e'ew ^.^ have power x3 upon ^.^ thee." ;;w;; Then fly, false ÚwÚ Thanyes, -And :3 mingwe with OwO the Engwish epicuwes! -The :33 mind I ^.^ sway uWu by ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO heawt I bear -:33 Shaww never UwU sag with x3 doubt :3 nyow >_< shake with fear. - -x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. - -The ^w^ deviw x3 damn ÚwÚ thee :3 bwack, :3 thou ^-^ cweam-faced loon! -:3 Whewe got'st :3 thou UwU that >_> goose :3 wook? -SERVANT. Thewe :3 is >w< ten thousand- -OwO MACBETH. x3 Geese, >w< viwwain? -SERVANT. ;;w;; Sowdiews, sir. -OwO MACBETH. uWu Go :3 pwick >w< thy ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and over-red >w< thy feaw, -Thou x3 wiwy-wivew'd ÚwÚ boy. What soldiers, patch? -^.^ Death >_> of >w< thy UwU souw! Those winyen x3 cheeks >_> of UwU thinye -uWu Awe counselors ^-^ to fear. What soldiers, ^.^ whey-face? -SERVANT. The Engwish force, OwO so >w< pwease you. -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Take >w< thy ;;w;; face ^-^ hence. Exit Sewvant. ->w< Seyton-I x3 am uWu sick at xDD heawt, -When I behold- :3 Seyton, I say!- :3 This push -uWu Wiww :33 cheew me >w< evew ^w^ ow OwO disseat me OwO nyow. -I ^.^ have :33 wived wong ^w^ enyough. UwU My uWu way >_> of life -^-^ Is OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the seaw, OwO the x3 yewwow weaf, -And UwU that ;;w;; which shouwd :33 accompany ^.^ owd ^-^ age, -UwU As honor, love, ÚwÚ obedience, twoops >_> of fwiends, -I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ have; uWu but in theiw UwU stead, ->_> Cuwses, ^.^ nyot loud uWu but ^-^ deep, mouth-honor, breath, -^w^ Which OwO the UwU poow OwO heawt would fain deny ÚwÚ and dare not. -^w^ Seyton! - -x3 Entew UwU Seyton. - -SEYTON. What's >_> youw >_< gwacious pleasure? -OwO MACBETH. What UwU nyews >_> mowe? -SEYTON. ^-^ Aww :3 is uWu confiwm'd, my lord, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was uWu wepowted. -OwO MACBETH. I'll fight, >_> 'tiw ^-^ fwom my bones my ^.^ fwesh >w< be :3 hack'd. ->w< Give me my ^.^ awmow. -SEYTON. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot nyeeded >_> yet. -OwO MACBETH. I'll >w< put ^.^ it x3 on. ->_> Send >_< out ^-^ mowe OwO howses, >_> skiww OwO the ;;w;; countwy :33 wound, ->w< Hang x3 those UwU that talk >_> of fear. >w< Give me >_< minye ^.^ awmow. -OwO How OwO does >_> youw :3 patient, doctow? -UwU DOCTOW. :3 Nyot OwO so >_< sick, my lord, -UwU As ^.^ she :3 is twoubwed with ÚwÚ thick-coming fancies, -:33 That ^-^ keep xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^-^ west. -OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Cuwe xDD hew >_> of ;;w;; that. -OwO Canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_< minyistew ^-^ to :3 a :33 mind UwU diseased, -:33 Pwuck ^-^ fwom OwO the memowy :3 a wooted xDD sowwow, -Waze >_< out OwO the written twoubwes >_> of OwO the ^-^ bwain, -And with >w< some ^w^ sweet ^w^ obwivious ^-^ antidote -:33 Cweanse OwO the ^w^ stuff'd uWu bosom >_> of UwU that perilous stuff -^w^ Which weighs x3 upon OwO the :3 heawt? -UwU DOCTOW. ÚwÚ Thewein OwO the uWu patient -Must >_< minyistew ^-^ to :3 himsewf. -OwO MACBETH. Thwow ÚwÚ physic ^-^ to OwO the UwU dogs, I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. -^w^ Come, >w< put >_< minye armor OwO on; ^w^ give me my ^w^ staff. -:3 Seyton, ^-^ send >_< out. Doctor, OwO the :33 Thanyes UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >_> me. -^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, UwU dispatch. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, doctor, UwU cast -The >w< watew >_> of my wand, find xDD hew ^-^ disease -And ÚwÚ puwge ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a :33 sound ÚwÚ and pwistinye ^.^ heawth, -I would ÚwÚ appwaud ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the vewy echo, -:33 That shouwd ÚwÚ appwaud again. ^w^ Puww't OwO off, I >w< say. -What rhubarb, ^w^ cyme, ^w^ ow what ^-^ puwgative ÚwÚ dwug -Wouwd ÚwÚ scouw ^.^ these Engwish :33 hence? UwU Heawst :3 thou >_> of >w< them? -UwU DOCTOW. >w< Ay, my good lord, >_> youw :33 woyaw pwepawation -:3 Makes OwO us hear >_< something. -OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing ^.^ it aftew >_> me. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ afwaid >_> of death ÚwÚ and xDD banye -;;w;; Tiww uWu Biwnyam :3 Fowest come ^-^ to Dunsinane. -UwU DOCTOW. uWu [Aside.] Were I ^-^ fwom :3 Dunsinyanye away ÚwÚ and clear, ->w< Pwofit UwU again shouwd hardly dwaw me here. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. ->_< Countwy ;;w;; nyeaw uWu Biwnyam xDD Wood. >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. - -x3 Entew Mawcowm, ^.^ owd Sewawd ÚwÚ and his >_< Son, >_> Macduff, Menteith, ^.^ Caithnyess, -^.^ Angus, Wennyox, >_< Woss, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sowdiews, mawching. - -:33 MAWCOWM. >w< Cousins, I >w< hope OwO the >_< days awe ;;w;; nyeaw at hand -:33 That ;;w;; chambews uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ safe. -:33 MENTEITH. We x3 doubt ^.^ it nothing. -SIWAWD. What >_> wood :3 is :3 this before >_> us? -:33 MENTEITH. The >w< Wood >_> of >_< Biwnyam. -:33 MAWCOWM. >_> Wet every sowdiew xDD hew him ;;w;; down :3 a bough, -And >_< beaw't before him; ^.^ theweby uWu shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; shadow -The ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO host, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make discovery -^w^ Eww in wepowt >_> of ÚwÚ us. -ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< donye. -SIWAWD. We learn nyo uWu othew uWu but OwO the >w< confident >_> tywant -uWu Keeps still in :3 Dunsinyanye ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_> enduwe -Our setting ;;w;; down ^.^ befowe't. -:33 MAWCOWM. ^.^ 'Tis his x3 main OwO hope; ->_< Fow xDD whewe there :3 is ^w^ advantage ^-^ to >w< be uWu given, -Both ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and less ^.^ have >w< given him OwO the x3 wevowt, -And UwU nyonye sewve with him uWu but ÚwÚ constwainyed >w< things -uWu Whose hearts awe ÚwÚ absent ^w^ too. -^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw ^.^ just ÚwÚ censuwes -x3 Attend OwO the OwO twue UwU event, ÚwÚ and >w< put ^-^ we uWu on -:33 Industwious sowdiewship. -SIWAWD. The UwU time >_< appwoaches -:33 That uWu wiww with :3 due x3 decision ^-^ make OwO us xDD knyow -What ^-^ we uWu shaww uWu say ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ and what ^-^ we ^-^ owe. ->_> Thoughts uWu specuwative theiw unsuwe OwO hopes ;;w;; wewate, -But ÚwÚ cewtain xDD issue UwU stwokes >w< must ;;w;; awbitwate. -Towawds ;;w;; which ^.^ advance OwO the waw. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ Mawching. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -Dunsinane. xDD Within OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew Macbeth, :3 Seyton, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sowdiews, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. - -OwO MACBETH. >w< Hang >_< out ^-^ ouw bannyews uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd ^w^ wawws; -The x3 cwy :3 is stiww, OwO "They :3 come!" Our castle's OwO stwength -uWu Wiww waugh :3 a ^w^ siege ^-^ to scorn. ;;w;; Hewe let them lie -;;w;; Tiww faminye ÚwÚ and OwO the ague xDD eat them :33 up. -Were uWu they ^.^ nyot fowced with x3 those UwU that shouwd >w< be UwU ouws, -We UwU might ^.^ have met them >_> dawefuw, beard ^-^ to ÚwÚ beawd, -And beat them ;;w;; backwawd UwU home. -OwO A x3 cwy >_> of >w< women within. -What :3 is UwU that xDD nyoise? -SEYTON. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the x3 cwy >_> of :3 women, my good :33 wowd. UwU Exit. -OwO MACBETH. I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost ;;w;; fowgot OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of ^-^ feaws: -The UwU time >_> has :3 been, my UwU senses would ^.^ have :33 coow'd -ÚwÚ To hear :3 a ^w^ nyight-shwiek, ÚwÚ and my feww >_> of >_< haiw -Wouwd at :3 a dismaw tweatise ;;w;; wouse ÚwÚ and :33 stiw -UwU As life ;;w;; wewe >w< in't. I ^.^ have >_< supp'd :33 fuww with :33 howwows; -:33 Diwenyess, ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to my swaughtewous ^-^ thoughts, -Cannyot UwU once start >_> me. - -;;w;; We-entew UwU Seyton. ->w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ was UwU that ^w^ cwy? -SEYTON. The uWu Queen, my lord, :3 is UwU dead. -OwO MACBETH. She shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; died OwO heweaftew; -Thewe would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a UwU time uWu fow such :3 a :33 wowd. -Tomowwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ tomowwow, ÚwÚ and tomorrow -xDD Cweeps in :3 this :33 petty pace ^-^ fwom :3 day ^-^ to :3 day -ÚwÚ To OwO the last syllable >_> of recorded time; -And >w< aww ^-^ ouw uWu yestewdays ^.^ have ;;w;; wighted fools -The uWu way ^-^ to :3 dusty :33 death. :33 Out, out, bwief candwe! ->w< Wife's uWu but :3 a walking uWu shadow, :3 a UwU poow >w< pwayew -:33 That stwuts ÚwÚ and frets his hour x3 upon OwO the OwO stage -And then :3 is heard nyo more. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD tawe -Told uWu by OwO an uWu idiot, :33 fuww >_> of :33 sound ÚwÚ and >_> fuwy, -Signyifying nothing. - -x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. - -Thou uWu comest ^-^ to ;;w;; use >w< thy UwU tongue; >w< thy story ^w^ quickwy. -MESSENGEW. xDD Gwacious my lord, -I shouwd wepowt UwU that ;;w;; which I uWu say I ;;w;; saw, -But xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ^-^ do it. -OwO MACBETH. Weww, ÚwÚ say, sir. -MESSENGEW. UwU As I >_> did ^.^ stand my watch x3 upon OwO the uWu hiww, -I ^.^ wook'd towawd uWu Biwnyam, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ anyon, :33 methought, -The >w< Wood >_< began ^-^ to muv. -OwO MACBETH. :33 Wiaw ÚwÚ and slave! -MESSENGEW. >_> Wet me >_> enduwe >_> youw wwath, ^w^ if't >w< be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -xDD Within :3 this three UwU miwe ^-^ may you UwU see ^.^ it UwU coming; -I ÚwÚ say, :3 a ^w^ moving ^w^ gwuv. -OwO MACBETH. >w< If :3 thou OwO speak'st fawse, -:3 Upon OwO the next twee ^-^ shawt :3 thou >_> hang alive, -;;w;; Tiww faminye >w< cwing thee; ^-^ if >w< thy OwO speech >w< be UwU sooth, -I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost uWu fow me as ^w^ much. -I >_< puww in wesowution ÚwÚ and begin -ÚwÚ To x3 doubt OwO the equivocation >_> of OwO the x3 fiend -:33 That :3 wies >_< wike :33 twuth. "Fear ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood -Do come ^-^ to Dunsinane," ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 a >_> wood -x3 Comes towawd Dunsinane. Arm, arm, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; out! ->w< If :3 this ;;w;; which ^.^ he avouches OwO does appear, -Thewe :3 is :3 nyow fwying x3 hence :3 nyow ^.^ tawwying here. -I 'gin ^-^ to >w< be aweary >_> of OwO the >_< sun -And ^w^ wish OwO the ^-^ estate o' OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow undonye. -Wing OwO the :3 awawum bell! >_> Bwow, wind! ^w^ Come, wrack! -^.^ At :33 weast ^w^ we'ww die with >w< hawnyess uWu on ^-^ ouw ^-^ back. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Dunsinane. Before OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew Mawcowm, ^.^ owd Siward, >_> Macduff, ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ Awmy, with ^.^ boughs. ->_> Dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. - -:33 MAWCOWM. Nyow ;;w;; nyeaw enyough; >_> youw weavy screens thwow down, -And show >_< wike x3 those you >_> awe. :3 You, >w< wowthy uncwe, -:33 Shaww with my uWu cousin, >_> youw ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe UwU son, -Lead ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst x3 battwe. Wowthy >_< Macduff ÚwÚ and ^-^ we -:33 Shaww UwU take x3 upon xDD 's what ewse remains ^-^ to uWu do, ->_> Accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 owdew. -SIWAWD. Fawe you :33 weww. -Do ^-^ we uWu but find OwO the ;;w;; tywant's power uWu tonyight, ->_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_> beaten ^-^ if ^-^ we cannyot ^w^ fight. -^-^ MACDUFF. UwU Make >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO twumpets ÚwÚ speak, ^w^ give them >w< aww breath, -Those >_< cwamowous ^w^ hawbingews >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :33 death. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -Dunsinane. Before OwO the OwO castwe. Awawums. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. - -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ They ^.^ have tied me ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; stake; I cannyot fly, -But ^w^ beaw-wike I >w< must fight OwO the >_> couwse. What's ^.^ he -:33 That ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown >_> of ^-^ woman? Such :3 a ^-^ onye -OwO Am I ^-^ to feaw, ^w^ ow none. - -x3 Entew x3 young Siwawd. - -OwO YOUNG SIWAWD. What :3 is >w< thy name? -OwO MACBETH. OwO Thou'wt >w< be ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to hear it. -OwO YOUNG SIWAWD. No, >w< though :3 thou ^.^ caww'st thyself :3 a ÚwÚ hottew name ->w< Than ^-^ any :3 is in ÚwÚ heww. -OwO MACBETH. UwU My nyame's ;;w;; Macbeth. -OwO YOUNG SIWAWD. The ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO pwonyounce :3 a title -Mowe ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eaw. -OwO MACBETH. No, :3 nyow ^-^ mowe uWu feawfuw. -OwO YOUNG ^.^ SIWAWD :3 O Thou wiest, abhowwed OwO tywant; with my >_< swowd -I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the lie :3 thou ^-^ speak'st. -^.^ They fight, ÚwÚ and x3 young Sewawd :3 is slain. -OwO MACBETH. Thou >_< wast :3 bown >_> of OwO woman. -But >_> swowds I >_> smiwe at, weapons waugh ^-^ to ^w^ scown, ->_< Bwandish'd uWu by man that's >_> of :3 a ^-^ woman uWu bown. UwU Exit. - -Awawums. x3 Entew >_> Macduff. - -^-^ MACDUFF. :33 That uWu way OwO the ^w^ nyoise is. ^-^ Tywant, show >w< thy >w< face! ->w< If :3 thou :33 best OwO swain ÚwÚ and with nyo OwO stwoke >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -UwU My UwU wife ÚwÚ and ^-^ chiwdwen's ghosts uWu wiww ^.^ haunt me ^.^ stiww. -I cannyot strike at wwetched kerns, uWu whose ÚwÚ awms -uWu Awe hired ^-^ to bear theiw OwO staves. x3 Eithew thou, Macbeth, -Ow ewse my ;;w;; swowd, with OwO an >_> unbattew'd >_> edge, -I OwO sheathe UwU again undeeded. Thewe :3 thou shouldst ^w^ be; -By :3 this gweat UwU cwattew, ^-^ onye >_> of :3 gweatest ^-^ nyote -xDD Seems :33 bwuited. >_> Wet me find ^w^ him, Fowtunye! -And ^-^ mowe I UwU beg not. UwU Exit. Awawums. - -x3 Entew Malcolm ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd Siwawd. - -SIWAWD. :3 This >_< way, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the castle's gently wendew'd. -The ;;w;; tywant's ^w^ peopwe uWu on uWu both ^-^ sides ^-^ do fight, -The x3 nyobwe :33 Thanyes ^-^ do bravely in OwO the war, -The :3 day ^w^ awmost itsewf professes xDD youws, -And wittwe :3 is ^-^ to do. -:33 MAWCOWM. We ^.^ have met with :33 foes -:33 That strike >_> beside ÚwÚ us. -SIWAWD. OwO Entew, ;;w;; siw, OwO the OwO castwe. -OwO Exeunt. Awawum. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VIII. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. - -OwO MACBETH. UwU Why shouwd I xDD pway OwO the Woman OwO foow ÚwÚ and die -uWu On >_< minye >_> own swowd? ÚwÚ Whiwes I UwU see x3 wives, OwO the gashes -Do better x3 upon ^.^ them. - -x3 Entew >_> Macduff. - -^-^ MACDUFF. x3 Tuwn, heww >_> hound, tuwn! -OwO MACBETH. x3 Of >w< aww x3 men ewse I ^.^ have :3 avoided thee. -But >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^w^ back, my ^w^ souw :3 is xDD too >w< much UwU chawged -x3 With UwU bwood >_> of UwU thinye awweady. -^-^ MACDUFF. I ^.^ have nyo wowds. -UwU My >w< voice :3 is in my ;;w;; swowd, :3 thou xDD bwoodiew villain ->w< Than >_> tewms can ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; out! ^.^ They ^w^ fight. -OwO MACBETH. Thou wosest labor. -UwU As :33 easy uWu mayst :3 thou OwO the intrenchant ÚwÚ aiw -x3 With >w< thy keen >_< swowd >w< impwess as ^-^ make me bweed. ->_> Wet ^-^ faww >w< thy OwO bwade uWu on OwO vuwnyewabwe >_< cwests; -I bear :3 a chawmed xDD wife, ;;w;; which >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye >_> of ^-^ woman uWu bown. -^-^ MACDUFF. Despair >w< thy ^-^ chawm, -And let OwO the :3 angew xDD whom :3 thou still x3 hast served ->_> Teww ^.^ thee, >_< Macduff ÚwÚ was ^-^ fwom his >_> mothew's >_> womb -Untimewy >_> wipp'd. -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Accuwsed >w< be UwU that :33 tongue UwU that uWu tewws me so, ->_< Fow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^-^ cow'd my better part >_> of ^w^ man! -And >w< be ^.^ these :3 juggwing >_< fiends nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; bewieved -:33 That ;;w;; pattew with OwO us in :3 a double :33 sense, -:33 That ^-^ keep OwO the >_> wowd >_> of pwomise ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ear -And >_< bweak ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 hope. I'll ^.^ nyot fight with thee. -^-^ MACDUFF. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ thee, xDD cowawd, -And live ^-^ to >w< be OwO the show ÚwÚ and xDD gaze o' OwO the xDD time. ->w< We'ww ^.^ have ^.^ thee, as ^-^ ouw >_< wawew monstews awe, -Painted x3 upon :3 a pole, ÚwÚ and undewwwit, -"Hewe ^-^ may you UwU see OwO the tyrant." -OwO MACBETH. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot yield, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss OwO the gwound before x3 young Mawcowm's OwO feet, -And ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; baited with OwO the rabble's curse. -^-^ Though uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood >w< be come ^-^ to >_> Dunsinyanye, -And :3 thou ^-^ opposed, being >_> of nyo ^-^ woman :33 bown, ->_> Yet I uWu wiww twy OwO the :33 wast. Before my ÚwÚ body -I thwow my ^.^ wawwike shiewd! >w< Way OwO on, >_> Macduff, -And :33 damn'd >w< be him UwU that ^.^ fiwst cries, "Hold, enyough!" ->_< Exeunt :3 fighting. Awawums. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE IX. - -Retreat. :33 Fwouwish. OwO Entew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and UwU cowows, Mawcowm, ^.^ owd Siward, >_< Woss, -OwO the uWu othew ÚwÚ Thanyes, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. - -:33 MAWCOWM. I would OwO the fwiends ^-^ we ^-^ miss ;;w;; wewe xDD safe ^.^ awwived. -SIWAWD. uWu Some >w< must >w< go OwO off, ÚwÚ and >_> yet, uWu by ^.^ these I >_> see, -^w^ So gweat :3 a :3 day as :3 this :3 is cheapwy x3 bought. -:33 MAWCOWM. >_< Macduff :3 is >_< missing, ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 nyobwe :33 son. -:3 WOSS. Your UwU son, my lord, >_> has ÚwÚ paid :3 a uWu sowdiew's UwU debt. -ÚwÚ He only :33 wived uWu but ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a man, -The ;;w;; which nyo sooner xDD had his >_> pwowess confiwm'd -UwU In OwO the unshrinking ÚwÚ station xDD whewe ^.^ he OwO fought, -But >_< wike :3 a man ^.^ he died. -SIWAWD. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; dead? -:3 WOSS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought x3 off OwO the fiewd. Your cause >_> of UwU sowwow -Must ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ measuwed uWu by his ^.^ wowth, uWu fow then -^w^ It ;;w;; hath nyo OwO end. -SIWAWD. Had ^.^ he his hurts UwU befowe? -:3 WOSS. >w< Ay, uWu on OwO the OwO fwont. -SIWAWD. UwU Why then, God's sowdiew >w< be >w< he! -Had I as many >_< sons as I ^.^ have >w< haiws, -I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish them ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ faiwew :33 death. -And OwO so his >_> knyeww :3 is OwO knyoww'd. -:33 MAWCOWM. >w< He's wowth ^-^ mowe xDD sowwow, -And UwU that I'll uWu spend uWu fow >_> him. -SIWAWD. >w< He's wowth nyo mowe: -^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he x3 pawted ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ paid his score, -And OwO so :3 God >w< be with :3 him! ;;w;; Hewe comes ÚwÚ nyewew uWu comfowt. - -;;w;; We-entew >_> Macduff, with UwU Macbeth's head. - -^-^ MACDUFF. Hail, ;;w;; King, uWu fow OwO so :3 thou awt. ÚwÚ Behowd xDD whewe ^-^ stands -The xDD usuwpew's x3 cuwsed head. The UwU time :3 is xDD fwee. -I UwU see ÚwÚ thee compass'd with >w< thy xDD kingdom's ;;w;; peaww -:33 That speak my sawutation in theiw uWu minds, -uWu Whose OwO voices I desiwe ;;w;; awoud with >_> minye- -Hail, UwU King >_> of Scotland! -ALL. Hail, UwU King >_> of Scotland! :33 Fwouwish. -:33 MAWCOWM. We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu spend :3 a uWu wawge ÚwÚ expense >_> of UwU time -Before ^-^ we reckon with >_> youw uWu sevewaw loves -And ^-^ make OwO us x3 even with you. UwU My :33 Thanyes ÚwÚ and :33 kinsmen, -:33 Hencefowth >w< be Eawws, OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew xDD Scotwand -UwU In such OwO an honyow :3 nyamed. What's ^-^ mowe ^-^ to uWu do, -^w^ Which would >w< be planted newly with OwO the UwU time, -UwU As calling UwU home ^-^ ouw exiwed fwiends ÚwÚ abwoad -:33 That xDD fwed OwO the snyawes >_> of watchful tywanny, -Pwoducing :3 fowth OwO the x3 cwuew ^.^ minyistews -x3 Of :3 this UwU dead butchew ÚwÚ and his :3 fiend-wike queen, -Who, as 'tis thought, uWu by uWu sewf ÚwÚ and viowent ^.^ hands ->_< Took x3 off xDD hew life; this, ÚwÚ and what :3 nyeedfuw ewse -:33 That calls x3 upon >w< us, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of OwO Gwace -We uWu wiww OwO pewfowm in >_> measuwe, UwU time, ÚwÚ and :3 pwace. -^w^ So ^w^ thanks ^-^ to >w< aww at UwU once ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO each one, -x3 Whom ^-^ we ^w^ invite ^-^ to UwU see OwO us xDD cwown'd at Sconye. -:33 Fwouwish. OwO Exeunt. -:3 -THE ÚwÚ END- - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1605 - - -^-^ MEASUWE FOR ^-^ MEASUWE - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -VINCENTIO, OwO the UwU Duke -xDD ANGEWO, OwO the >w< Deputy -^.^ ESCAWUS, OwO an ÚwÚ ancient Wowd ->_< CWAUDIO, :3 a x3 young ^-^ gentweman -WUCIO, :3 a fantastic ->w< Two uWu othew >_< wike :3 Gentwemen -OwO VAWWIUS, :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke -xDD PWOVOST -:3 THOMAS, ^w^ fwiaw -x3 PETEW, ^w^ fwiaw -OwO A uWu JUSTICE ->w< EWBOW, :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ constabwe -x3 FWOTH, :3 a foowish ^-^ gentweman -POMPEY, :3 a :3 cwown ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess Overdone -ABHORSON, OwO an executioner -BARNARDINE, :3 a dissolute pwisonyew - -ISABELLA, ^-^ sistew ^-^ to ^.^ Cwaudio -MARIANA, ÚwÚ betwothed ^-^ to x3 Angewo -JULIET, bewuvd >_> of ^.^ Cwaudio -FWANCISCA, :3 a ÚwÚ nyun -;;w;; MISTWESS OVEWDONyE, :3 a uWu bawd - ->w< Wowds, UwU Officews, ^.^ Citizens, UwU Boy, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -ÚwÚ Viennya - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, ^.^ ESCAWUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Escawus! -ESCAWUS. UwU My :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Of government OwO the ^-^ pwopewties ^-^ to ^-^ unfowd -Wouwd ÚwÚ seem in me x3 t' :3 affect OwO speech ÚwÚ and discouwse, -x3 Since I x3 am >w< put ^-^ to xDD knyow UwU that >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; science ->w< Exceeds, in UwU that, OwO the wists >_> of >w< aww >_> advice -UwU My OwO stwength can ^w^ give OwO you; then nyo ^-^ mowe remains -But UwU that ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ sufficiency- as >_> youw wowth :3 is abwe- -And let them OwO wowk. The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; peopwe, -Our x3 city's :3 institutions, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> tewms ->_< Fow ^w^ common justice, >_< y'awe as pregnant in -UwU As art ÚwÚ and practice ;;w;; hath :33 enwiched ^-^ any -:33 That ^-^ we wemembew. Thewe :3 is ^-^ ouw xDD commission, -From ;;w;; which ^-^ we would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you UwU wawp. ^-^ Caww hithew, -I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; bid come before >w< us, ^.^ Angewo. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT -What figuwe >_> of OwO us ÚwÚ think you ^.^ he uWu wiww bear? ->_< Fow you >w< must xDD knyow ^-^ we ^.^ have with speciaw ^w^ souw -Ewected him ^-^ ouw absence ^-^ to x3 suppwy; -x3 Went him ^-^ ouw ;;w;; tewwow, dress'd him with ^-^ ouw love, -And >w< given his deputation >w< aww OwO the ^.^ owgans -x3 Of ^-^ ouw >_> own >_> powew. What ÚwÚ think you >_> of it? -ESCAWUS. >w< If ^-^ any in ÚwÚ Viennya >w< be >_> of wowth -ÚwÚ To undewgo such uWu ampwe OwO gwace ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, -^w^ It :3 is Wowd ^.^ Angewo. - -x3 Entew ANGELO - -ÚwÚ DUKE. Wook xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. -x3 ANGEWO. Always uWu obedient ^-^ to >_> youw Gwace's wiww, -I come ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Angewo, -Thewe :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< chawactew in >w< thy life -:33 That ^-^ to th' ÚwÚ obsewvew doth >w< thy history -^w^ Fuwwy >_> unfowd. :33 Thysewf ÚwÚ and >w< thy bewongings -uWu Awe ^.^ nyot UwU thinye >_> own OwO so pwopew as ^-^ to ^.^ waste -:33 Thysewf x3 upon >w< thy UwU viwtues, uWu they uWu on thee. -xDD Heaven doth with OwO us as ^-^ we with torches uWu do, -:3 Nyot ^.^ wight them uWu fow :3 themsewves; uWu fow ^-^ if ^-^ ouw viwtues -OwO Did ^.^ nyot >w< go :3 fowth >_> of >w< us, 'twere >w< aww alike -UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we xDD had them not. >_> Spiwits awe ^.^ nyot finely ^w^ touch'd -But ^-^ to fine OwO issues; :3 nyow :3 Nyatuwe never ÚwÚ wends -The >w< smawwest scruple >_> of xDD hew :33 excewwence -But, >_< wike :3 a thwifty goddess, ^.^ she determines -Hewsewf OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of :3 a cweditow, -Both ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and use. But I ^-^ do ^-^ bend my OwO speech -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye UwU that can my part in him >_> advewtise. -^-^ Howd, ^.^ thewefowe, :3 Angewo- -UwU In ^-^ ouw wemuv >w< be :3 thou at :33 fuww ourself; -^.^ Mowtawity ÚwÚ and UwU mewcy in ÚwÚ Viennya -Live in >w< thy :33 tongue ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heawt. Old >w< Escawus, -^-^ Though ^.^ fiwst in ^.^ question, :3 is >w< thy ^.^ secondawy. -;;w;; Take >w< thy commission. -x3 ANGEWO. Nyow, good my lord, ->_> Wet there >w< be >w< some ^-^ mowe test :3 made >_> of my metal, -Before OwO so x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO so gweat :3 a figuwe -Be ^.^ stamp'd x3 upon it. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe evasion! -We ^.^ have with :3 a ^.^ weaven'd ÚwÚ and prepared UwU choice -Proceeded ^-^ to OwO you; OwO thewefowe UwU take >_> youw honours. -Our haste ^-^ fwom x3 hence :3 is >_> of OwO so uWu quick ^.^ condition -:33 That ^.^ it UwU pwefews itself, ÚwÚ and leaves ^w^ unquestion'd ->_< Mattews >_> of :3 nyeedfuw ÚwÚ vawue. We uWu shaww wwite ^-^ to you, -UwU As UwU time ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw uWu concewnyings uWu shaww importune, -OwO How ^.^ it :33 goes with >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to xDD knyow -What doth befall you here. UwU So, fare you :33 weww. -ÚwÚ To th' ^w^ hopefuw >_> execution ^-^ do I xDD weave you -x3 Of >_> youw ;;w;; commissions. -x3 ANGEWO. >_> Yet ^w^ give leave, my lord, -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may bwing you xDD something uWu on OwO the way. -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My haste ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU admit xDD it; -Nyow :3 nyeed you, uWu on >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do -x3 With ^-^ any >_> scwupwe: >_> youw >_> scope :3 is as >_< minye own, -^w^ So ^-^ to enforce ^w^ ow qualify OwO the ^-^ waws -UwU As ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ souw uWu seems :33 good. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; -I'll privily >_> away. I love OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, -But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^-^ to OwO stage me ^-^ to theiw ^w^ eyes; -^-^ Though ^.^ it ^-^ do well, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ wewish ;;w;; weww -Their loud applause ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Aves :33 vehement; -Nyow ^-^ do I ÚwÚ think OwO the man >_> of xDD safe >_< discwetion -:33 That OwO does :3 affect it. >w< Once :3 mowe, fare you :33 weww. -x3 ANGEWO. The uWu heavens ^w^ give >_> safety ^-^ to >_> youw purposes! -ESCAWUS. Lead :3 fowth ÚwÚ and bwing you xDD back in happiness! -ÚwÚ DUKE. I :3 thank you. Fawe you :33 weww. Exit -ESCAWUS. I uWu shaww desiwe you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^w^ give me xDD weave -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have free OwO speech with OwO you; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it UwU concewns me -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the xDD bottom >_> of my place: -OwO A ^.^ pow'w I x3 have, uWu but >_> of what OwO stwength ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe -I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet instructed. -x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ 'Tis OwO so with >_> me. >_> Wet OwO us withdraw togethew, -And ^-^ we ^-^ may >_> soon ^-^ ouw satisfaction ^.^ have -xDD Touching UwU that point. -ESCAWUS. I'll OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw honyouw. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and two uWu othew GENTLEMEN - -uWu WUCIO. >w< If OwO the Duke, with OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; dukes, come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 composition -with OwO the UwU King >_> of >_< Hungawy, x3 why then >w< aww OwO the dukes ^-^ faww x3 upon OwO the -King. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD Heaven gwant OwO us :3 its :3 peace, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King >_> of -x3 Hungawy's! -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU Amen. -uWu WUCIO. Thou ^-^ concwud'st >_< wike OwO the ^.^ sanctimonyious >_> piwate UwU that went ^-^ to -ÚwÚ sea with OwO the xDD Ten :33 Commandments, uWu but :33 scwap'd ^-^ onye >_< out >_> of OwO the ^-^ tabwe. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ 'Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot steaw'? -uWu WUCIO. >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ he waz'd. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Why, 'twas :3 a ^.^ commandment ^-^ to xDD command OwO the x3 captain -ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west ^-^ fwom theiw functions: uWu they >w< put :3 fowth ^-^ to ^.^ steaw. -There's ^.^ nyot :3 a sowdiew >_> of OwO us >w< aww UwU that, in OwO the :33 thanksgiving before -^.^ meat, ^-^ do ^.^ wewish OwO the >_> petition ;;w;; weww UwU that uWu pways uWu fow ^-^ peace. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I never heard ^-^ any sowdiew :33 diswike it. -uWu WUCIO. I believe thee; uWu fow I ÚwÚ think :3 thou never >_< wast xDD whewe OwO gwace ÚwÚ was -^w^ said. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Nyo? OwO A ;;w;; dozen xDD times at >w< weast. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> What, in metre? -uWu WUCIO. UwU In ^-^ any x3 pwopowtion ^w^ ow in ^-^ any >_< wanguage. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I xDD think, ^w^ ow in ^-^ any UwU wewigion. -uWu WUCIO. >w< Ay, x3 why not? OwO Gwace :3 is >w< gwace, UwU despite >_> of >w< aww contwuvwsy; :3 as, -uWu fow ^.^ exampwe, :3 thou thyself art :3 a ;;w;; wicked viwwain, UwU despite >_> of >w< aww ->_< gwace. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Weww, there went uWu but :3 a paiw >_> of ÚwÚ sheaws :3 between ÚwÚ us. -uWu WUCIO. I >_> gwant; as there ^-^ may :3 between OwO the wists ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO vewvet. -Thou art OwO the wist. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And :3 thou OwO the ^w^ vewvet; :3 thou art good ^w^ vewvet; thou'rt -:3 a xDD thwee-piw'd ;;w;; piece, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be :3 a list >_> of -OwO an Engwish ^w^ kewsey as >w< be UwU piw'd, as :3 thou art UwU piw'd, uWu fow :3 a xDD Fwench -OwO vewvet. Do I speak >w< feewingwy ^w^ nyow? -uWu WUCIO. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou ÚwÚ dost; :3 and, :3 indeed, with UwU most painful feeling >_> of ->w< thy xDD speech. I wiww, >_< out >_> of UwU thinye >_> own UwU confession, learn ^-^ to begin ->w< thy ^w^ heawth; ;;w;; but, UwU whiwst I live, ^-^ fowget ^-^ to dwink aftew thee. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ mysewf ^.^ wwong, ^.^ have I not? -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, UwU that :3 thou hast, whethew :3 thou art :33 tainted ^w^ ow -xDD fwee. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS OVERDONE - -uWu WUCIO. >_< Behowd, uWu behowd, xDD whewe ÚwÚ Madam :3 Mitigation UwU comes! I ^.^ have -^-^ puwchas'd as many ÚwÚ diseases uWu undew xDD hew >_< woof as come UwU to- -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ To what, I pray? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Judge. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ To three ^w^ thousand ;;w;; dowouws :3 a xDD yeaw. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and more. -uWu WUCIO. OwO A xDD Fwench :3 cwown more. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Thou art :33 awways figuring ÚwÚ diseases in uWu me, uWu but :3 thou -art :33 fuww >_> of ewwow; I x3 am :3 sound. -uWu WUCIO. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; nyot, as ^-^ onye would ÚwÚ say, >w< heawthy; uWu but OwO so :33 sound as >w< things -UwU that awe howwow: >w< thy bones awe xDD howwow; :3 impiety >_> has :3 made :3 a feast ->_> of thee. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO How nyow! ;;w;; which >_> of >_> youw :3 hips >_> has OwO the UwU most :3 pwofound -UwU sciatica? -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. Weww, well! :33 thewe's ^-^ onye :33 yondew arrested ÚwÚ and xDD cawwied -^-^ to pwison ÚwÚ was wowth five ^w^ thousand >_> of you all. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Who's UwU that, I pray OwO thee? -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, that's :33 Cwaudio, UwU Signyiow Claudio. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ to prison? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but I xDD knyow 'tis :3 so: I ^-^ saw him awwested; ^-^ saw him -xDD cawwied away; :3 and, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, within ^.^ these three >_< days his -head ^-^ to >w< be uWu chopp'd UwU off. -uWu WUCIO. But, aftew >w< aww :3 this >w< foowing, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. Awt -:3 thou ^w^ suwe >_> of uWu this? -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. I x3 am xDD too ^w^ suwe >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow ;;w;; getting ÚwÚ Madam -uWu Juwietta with chiwd. -uWu WUCIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :3 this ^-^ may ^w^ be; ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to ^.^ meet me two ^w^ houws -ÚwÚ since, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< evew OwO pwecise in x3 pwomise-keeping. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU Besides, you >w< knyow, ^.^ it dwaws xDD something ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to OwO the -OwO speech ^-^ we xDD had ^-^ to such :3 a uWu puwpose. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But UwU most >_> of >w< aww :33 agweeing with OwO the proclamation. -uWu WUCIO. :3 Away; wet's >w< go learn OwO the >w< twuth >_> of it. ->_< Exeunt ;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and GENTLEMEN -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. ;;w;; Thus, what with OwO the war, what with OwO the UwU sweat, what -with OwO the gawwows, ÚwÚ and what with poverty, I x3 am ;;w;; custom-shwunk. - -x3 Entew POMPEY - -OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with you? -xDD POMPEY. Yondew man :3 is xDD cawwied ^-^ to prison. -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. Weww, what >_> has ^.^ he ;;w;; donye? -xDD POMPEY. OwO A OwO woman. -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. But ^w^ what's his ÚwÚ offence? -xDD POMPEY. xDD Gwoping uWu fow twouts in :3 a xDD pecuwiaw ^-^ wivew. -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. >_< What! :3 is there :3 a maid with >w< chiwd uWu by OwO him? -xDD POMPEY. Nyo; uWu but :33 thewe's :3 a ^-^ woman with maid uWu by >_> him. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot -heard >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwocwamation, ^.^ have you? -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. What ;;w;; pwocwamation, man? -xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Aww ;;w;; houses in OwO the >_> subuwbs >_> of ÚwÚ Viennya >w< must >w< be UwU pwuck'd down. -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. And what uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of x3 those in OwO the xDD city? -xDD POMPEY. ^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ stand uWu fow seed; uWu they xDD had gonye ;;w;; down UwU too, uWu but UwU that -:3 a xDD wise burgher >w< put in uWu fow ^.^ them. -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. But uWu shaww >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; houses >_> of uWu wesowt in OwO the >_> subuwbs >w< be -uWu puww'd :33 down? -xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< gwound, OwO mistwess. -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's :3 a >_> change >_< indeed in OwO the ^-^ commonweawth! -What uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of x3 me? -xDD POMPEY. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >w< you: good counsewwows wack nyo ^w^ cwients. -^-^ Though you >_> change >_> youw place you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >_> change >_> youw trade; I'll ->w< be >_> youw xDD tapstew ^.^ stiww. Courage, there uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ pity :3 taken uWu on OwO you; -you UwU that ^.^ have OwO wown >_> youw eyes ^w^ awmost >_< out in OwO the UwU sewvice, you uWu wiww ->w< be xDD considewed. -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. What's ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ Thomas ;;w;; Tapstew? Let's withdraw. -xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Hewe comes UwU Signyiow :33 Cwaudio, wed uWu by OwO the provost ^-^ to prison; -ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's ÚwÚ Madam Juliet. >_< Exeunt - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST, >_< CWAUDIO, JULIET, ÚwÚ and x3 OFFICEWS; -WUCIO following - -OwO CWAUDIO. Fewwow, x3 why OwO dost :3 thou show me ;;w;; thus ^-^ to th' world? -Beaw me ^-^ to x3 pwison, xDD whewe I x3 am uWu committed. -PROVOST. I ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ nyot in evil >_> disposition, -But ^-^ fwom Wowd x3 Angewo uWu by speciaw :33 chawge. -OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Thus can OwO the ^.^ demigod Authority -UwU Make OwO us pay ;;w;; down uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO offence uWu by OwO weight -The uWu wowds >_> of ^w^ heaven: uWu on xDD whom ^.^ it wiww, ^.^ it wiww; -uWu On xDD whom ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, >w< so; ÚwÚ yet still 'tis :3 just. -uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :33 Cwaudio, :3 whence comes :3 this restraint? -OwO CWAUDIO. From xDD too >w< much wibewty, my >_< Wucio, liberty; -UwU As >w< suwfeit :3 is OwO the fathew >_> of >w< much :3 fast, -^w^ So every >_> scope uWu by OwO the immoderate ;;w;; use -Turns ^-^ to >_< westwaint. Our natures ^-^ do >_< puwsue, -;;w;; Wike rats UwU that ravin ;;w;; down theiw pwopew bane, -OwO A thirsty evil; ÚwÚ and when ^-^ we dwink ^-^ we ^-^ die. -uWu WUCIO. >w< If I :33 couwd speak OwO so wisewy uWu undew OwO an awwest, I would ^-^ send uWu fow -ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of my cweditows; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, I xDD had as OwO wief -^.^ have OwO the foppery >_> of freedom as OwO the OwO mowawity >_> of xDD impwisonment. -What's >w< thy offence, >w< Cwaudio? -OwO CWAUDIO. What uWu but ^-^ to speak >_> of would offend again. -uWu WUCIO. >_> What, :3 is't murder? -OwO CWAUDIO. >_< Nyo. -uWu WUCIO. >_< Wechewy? -OwO CWAUDIO. ^-^ Caww ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -PROVOST. Away, siw; you >w< must ^.^ go. -OwO CWAUDIO. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, good >w< fwiend. >_< Wucio, :3 a >_> wowd with you. -uWu WUCIO. OwO A ^-^ hundwed, ^-^ if they'll ^-^ do you ^-^ any :33 good. ^-^ Is lechery OwO so ^.^ wook'd -aftew? -OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ stands ^.^ it with :3 me: x3 upon :3 a OwO twue :33 contwact -I ^w^ got UwU possession >_> of >_> Juwietta's bed. -You xDD knyow OwO the lady; ^.^ she :3 is fast my xDD wife, -ÚwÚ Save UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ do OwO the >_> denyunciation wack -x3 Of >_> outwawd OwO owdew; :3 this ^-^ we came ^.^ nyot ^.^ to, ->_> Onwy uWu fow xDD pwopagation >_> of :3 a dow'r -^w^ Wemainying in OwO the xDD coffew >_> of xDD hew >_< fwiends. -From xDD whom ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ it ^.^ meet ^-^ to hide ^-^ ouw love -;;w;; Tiww UwU time xDD had :3 made them uWu fow ÚwÚ us. But ^.^ it >_< chances -The stealth >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU most OwO mutuaw >_> entewtainment, -x3 With >_< chawactew xDD too ;;w;; gwoss, :3 is :3 wwit uWu on Juliet. -uWu WUCIO. x3 With OwO chiwd, ^-^ pewhaps? -OwO CWAUDIO. OwO Unhappiwy, x3 even ÚwÚ so. -And OwO the OwO nyew uWu deputy :3 nyow uWu fow OwO the x3 Duke- -:3 Whethew ^.^ it >w< be OwO the fauwt ÚwÚ and :33 gwimpse >_> of nyewnyess, -Ow whethew UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ body uWu pubwic >w< be -OwO A horse xDD wheweon OwO the ;;w;; guvwnyow doth ride, -Who, newly in OwO the uWu seat, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may xDD knyow -ÚwÚ He can ^.^ command, UwU wets ^.^ it straight ;;w;; feew OwO the ;;w;; spuw; -:3 Whethew OwO the ^w^ tywanny >w< be in his place, -Ow in his :33 eminyence UwU that uWu fiwws ^.^ it uWu up, -I stagger in. But :3 this OwO nyew ;;w;; guvwnyow -:3 Awakes me >w< aww OwO the :33 enwowwed penyawties -^w^ Which x3 have, >_< wike OwO unscouw'd x3 awmouw, :3 hung uWu by th' x3 waww -^w^ So wong UwU that nineteen ^-^ zodiacs ^.^ have gonye x3 wound -And UwU nyonye >_> of them >_< been ^w^ wown; :3 and, uWu fow :3 a uWu nyame, -Nyow ^-^ puts OwO the dwowsy ÚwÚ and uWu nyegwected ^.^ act -xDD Fweshwy uWu on >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ suwewy uWu fow :3 a >w< nyame. -uWu WUCIO. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ it >_> is; ÚwÚ and >w< thy head ^-^ stands OwO so :33 tickwe uWu on >w< thy -shouwdews UwU that :3 a milkmaid, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be in love, ^-^ may sigh ^.^ it UwU off. ->_> Send aftew OwO the Duke, ÚwÚ and appeal ^-^ to >_> him. -OwO CWAUDIO. I ^.^ have x3 donye so, uWu but :33 he's ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ found. -I ;;w;; pwithee, >_< Wucio, ^-^ do me :3 this >w< kind sewvice: -:3 This :3 day my ^-^ sistew shouwd OwO the ^-^ cwoistew enter, -And there weceive xDD hew approbation; -:3 Acquaint xDD hew with OwO the danger >_> of my x3 state; -Implore UwU hew, in my OwO voice, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ make fwiends -ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 stwict deputy; ;;w;; bid x3 hewsewf >w< assay >_> him. -I ^.^ have gweat >w< hope in UwU that; uWu fow in xDD hew xDD youth -Thewe :3 is :3 a >_< pwonye ÚwÚ and ^.^ speechwess dialect -Such as move ^w^ men; >_< beside, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath pwospewous art -When ^.^ she uWu wiww xDD pway with reason ÚwÚ and discouwse, -And ;;w;; weww ^.^ she can OwO pewsuade. -uWu WUCIO. I pray ^.^ she :3 may; as ;;w;; weww uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ encouwagement >_> of OwO the ^-^ wike, -;;w;; which ewse would ^.^ stand uWu undew grievous >_< imposition, as uWu fow OwO the -xDD enjoying >_> of >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ who I would >w< be >_< sowwy shouwd >w< be ;;w;; thus ->_< foowishwy lost at :3 a uWu game >_> of ^-^ tick-tack. I'll ^-^ to :3 hew. -OwO CWAUDIO. I :3 thank you, good fwiend OwO Wucio. -uWu WUCIO. xDD Within two OwO houws. -OwO CWAUDIO. ^w^ Come, officew, >_> away. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A >_> monyastewy - -x3 Entew DUKE ÚwÚ and OwO FWIAW OwO THOMAS - -ÚwÚ DUKE. No, holy uWu fathew; thwow away UwU that thought; ->_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the UwU dwibbwing ^w^ dawt >_> of love -^w^ Can >w< piewce :3 a complete >_< bosom. UwU Why I desiwe ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me >w< secwet OwO hawbouw ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO puwpose -Mowe grave ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed than OwO the :3 aims ÚwÚ and ends -x3 Of burning uWu youth. -x3 FWIAW. May >_> youw OwO Gwace speak >_> of it? -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My holy ;;w;; siw, UwU nyonye better knows than you -OwO How I ^.^ have >w< evew :33 wov'd OwO the life :3 wemuvd, -And held in :33 idwe x3 pwice ^-^ to ^.^ haunt assemblies -:3 Whewe youth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cost, :3 a witless bravery :33 keeps. -I ^.^ have deliver'd ^-^ to Wowd OwO Angewo, -OwO A man >_> of stwictuwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwm abstinyence, -UwU My absowute power ÚwÚ and place here in Viennya, -And ^.^ he ^-^ supposes me >w< twaveww'd ^-^ to :3 Powand; ->_< Fow OwO so I ^.^ have ^-^ stwew'd ^.^ it in OwO the ^w^ common eaw, -And OwO so ^.^ it :3 is weceived. Nyow, UwU pious ;;w;; siw, -You uWu wiww >_> demand >_> of me x3 why I ^-^ do ÚwÚ this. -x3 FWIAW. ^-^ Gwadwy, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. We ^.^ have :33 stwict :33 statutes ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> biting ^w^ waws, -The :3 nyeedfuw OwO bits ÚwÚ and curbs ^-^ to headstwong >_< steeds, -^w^ Which uWu fow :3 this fouwteen years ^-^ we ^.^ have let ;;w;; swip; ->_< Even >_< wike OwO an >_> o'ewgwown x3 wion in :3 a ^-^ cave, -:33 That :33 goes ^.^ nyot >_< out ^-^ to >w< pwey. Nyow, as OwO fond ÚwÚ fathews, -Having bound OwO up OwO the x3 thweat'nying twigs >_> of biwch, ->_> Onwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ stick ^.^ it in theiw ^-^ chiwdwen's OwO sight ->_< Fow ;;w;; tewwow, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to use, in UwU time OwO the ;;w;; wod -:33 Becomes ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ mock'd than uWu feaw'd; OwO so ^-^ ouw decwees, -Dead ^-^ to uWu infwiction, ^-^ to themsewves awe >w< dead; -And ;;w;; wibewty plucks :33 justice uWu by OwO the nose; -The baby x3 beats OwO the ^w^ nyuwse, ÚwÚ and ^-^ quite athwart ->_> Goes >w< aww xDD decowum. -x3 FWIAW. ^w^ It ^.^ wested in >_> youw OwO Gwace -ÚwÚ To unloose :3 this ^-^ tied-up :33 justice when you pleas'd; -And ^.^ it in you ^-^ mowe dreadful would ^.^ have >w< seem'd ->w< Than in Wowd ^.^ Angewo. -ÚwÚ DUKE. I ^-^ do feaw, xDD too ÚwÚ dweadfuw. -;;w;; Sith 'twas my fauwt ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the ^w^ peopwe UwU scope, -'Twouwd >w< be my ^w^ tywanny ^-^ to strike ÚwÚ and ^-^ gaww them ->_< Fow what I ;;w;; bid them do; uWu fow ^-^ we ;;w;; bid :3 this >w< be >_< donye, -When evil deeds ^.^ have theiw pewmissive xDD pass -And ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> punyishment. :33 Thewefowe, :3 indeed, my fathew, -I ^.^ have uWu on x3 Angewo :3 impos'd OwO the x3 office; -OwO Who >w< may, in th' >_< ambush >_> of my uWu nyame, strike home, -And ÚwÚ yet my ^-^ nyatuwe never in OwO the fight -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do in swandew. And ^-^ to >w< behowd his sway, -I wiww, as 'twere :3 a bwothew >_> of >_> youw owdew, -xDD Visit uWu both pwince ÚwÚ and :33 peopwe. :33 Thewefowe, I ;;w;; pwithee, -xDD Suppwy me with OwO the habit, ÚwÚ and uWu instwuct me -OwO How I ^-^ may formally in person bear me -;;w;; Wike :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ fwiaw. ^-^ Moe reasons uWu fow :3 this >w< action -^.^ At ^-^ ouw ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe uWu shaww I render you. -:3 Onwy, :3 this >_< onye: Wowd x3 Angewo :3 is precise; -;;w;; Stands at :3 a guawd with >_> envy; scarce confesses -:33 That his UwU bwood fwows, ^w^ ow UwU that his :3 appetite -^-^ Is ^-^ mowe ^-^ to xDD bwead than >_> stonye. >_< Hence uWu shaww ^-^ we >_> see, ->w< If power >_> change >_< puwpose, what ^-^ ouw seemers UwU be. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -OwO A nyunnyewy - -x3 Entew ISABEWWA ÚwÚ and >w< FWANCISCA - -UwU ISABEWWA. And ^.^ have you nyuns nyo farther ;;w;; pwiviweges? ->w< FWANCISCA. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ these uWu wawge enyough? -UwU ISABEWWA. x3 Yes, xDD twuwy; I speak ^.^ nyot as :3 desiwing :3 mowe, -But wathew ;;w;; wishing :3 a ^-^ mowe :33 stwict restraint -:3 Upon OwO the ÚwÚ sistewhood, OwO the ÚwÚ votawists >_> of x3 Saint ;;w;; Cwawe. -uWu WUCIO. OwO [ Within] ^.^ Ho! xDD Peace >w< be in :3 this pwace! -UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Who's UwU that ;;w;; which calls? ->w< FWANCISCA. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ voice. ;;w;; Gentwe Isabewwa, -OwO Tuwn you OwO the key, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow his ^-^ businyess >_> of UwU him: -You >w< may, I ^-^ may not; you awe ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ unswown; -When you ^.^ have ;;w;; vow'd, you >w< must ^.^ nyot speak with x3 men -But in OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the UwU pwiowess; ->_> Then, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ speak, you >w< must ^.^ nyot show >_> youw ;;w;; face, -Or, ^-^ if you show >_> youw ;;w;; face, you >w< must ^.^ nyot speak. -ÚwÚ He calls ÚwÚ again; I pray you ÚwÚ answew >_> him. Exit >w< FWANCISCA -UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Peace ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwospewity! OwO Who :3 is't UwU that calls? - -x3 Entew WUCIO - -uWu WUCIO. Hail, UwU viwgin, ^-^ if you ^.^ be, as x3 those >_> cheek-woses -UwU Pwocwaim you awe nyo less. ^w^ Can you OwO so stead me -UwU As bwing me ^-^ to OwO the OwO sight >_> of Isabewwa, -OwO A ^w^ nyovice >_> of :3 this place, ÚwÚ and OwO the fair ^-^ sistew -ÚwÚ To xDD hew OwO unhappy bwothew >w< Cwaudio? -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Why xDD hew >_> 'unhappy ^w^ bwothew'? >_> Wet me ÚwÚ ask -The ^.^ wathew, uWu fow I :3 nyow >w< must ^-^ make you xDD knyow -I x3 am UwU that Isabewwa, ÚwÚ and his sistew. -uWu WUCIO. ;;w;; Gentwe ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, >_> youw bwothew kindwy >_> gweets you. -:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be x3 weawy with you, :33 he's in prison. -UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ Woe UwU me! >_< Fow ;;w;; what? -uWu WUCIO. >_< Fow UwU that which, ^-^ if ^-^ mysewf UwU might >w< be his :33 judge, -ÚwÚ He shouwd weceive his punishment in ÚwÚ thanks: -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ got his fwiend with chiwd. -UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Siw, ^-^ make me ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_< stowy. -uWu WUCIO. ^w^ It :3 is true. -I would nyot- >w< though 'tis my ÚwÚ famiwiaw xDD sin -x3 With xDD maids ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem OwO the :33 wapwing, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< jest, -xDD Tongue :3 faw ^-^ fwom >_> heawt- xDD pway with >w< aww :33 viwgins :3 so: -I howd you as :3 a xDD thing :33 enskied ÚwÚ and xDD sainted, -By >_> youw renouncement OwO an immortal ^.^ spiwit, -And ^-^ to >w< be >w< tawk'd with in ^w^ sincewity, -UwU As with :3 a uWu saint. -UwU ISABEWWA. You ^-^ do blaspheme OwO the good in >_> mocking >_> me. -uWu WUCIO. Do ^.^ nyot believe it. :33 Fewnyess ÚwÚ and truth, 'tis ^.^ thus: -Your bwothew ÚwÚ and his >_> wuvw ^.^ have embrac'd. -UwU As x3 those UwU that :33 feed gwow x3 fuww, as :33 bwossoming UwU time -:33 That ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ seednyess OwO the x3 bawe ÚwÚ fawwow brings -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ teeming foison, x3 even OwO so xDD hew ^-^ pwenteous >_> womb -Expresseth his :33 fuww tilth ÚwÚ and husbandry. -UwU ISABEWWA. uWu Some ^-^ onye with >w< chiwd uWu by OwO him? UwU My cousin Juliet? -uWu WUCIO. ^-^ Is ^.^ she >_> youw ^-^ cousin? -UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Adoptedwy, as school-maids >_> change theiw >_< nyames -By vain >w< though :3 apt UwU affection. -uWu WUCIO. She ^.^ it is. -UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, let him ÚwÚ mawwy her! -uWu WUCIO. :3 This :3 is OwO the point. -The UwU Duke :3 is vewy stwangewy gonye ^-^ fwom >_> hence; -:3 Bowe many gentlemen, ^-^ mysewf being one, -UwU In ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and >w< hope >_> of >_> action; uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ do learn, -By x3 those UwU that xDD knyow OwO the vewy OwO nyewves >_> of state, -His ^w^ givings-out ;;w;; wewe >_> of OwO an >_< infinyite uWu distance -From his twue-meant ÚwÚ design. :3 Upon his place, -And with :33 fuww xDD winye >_> of his authowity, -Guvwns Wowd OwO Angewo, :3 a man uWu whose UwU bwood -^-^ Is vewy ^-^ snyow-bwoth, ^-^ onye ^-^ who never ;;w;; feews -The >_< wanton ^-^ stings ÚwÚ and motions >_> of OwO the :33 sense, -But doth ^w^ webate ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt his :3 nyatuwaw >_> edge -x3 With pwofits >_> of OwO the UwU mind, study ÚwÚ and fast. -^-^ He- ^-^ to ^w^ give ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and wibewty, -^w^ Which ^.^ have uWu fow wong run uWu by OwO the hideous waw, -UwU As xDD mice uWu by lions- ;;w;; hath pick'd >_< out OwO an ^.^ act -^.^ Undew uWu whose :33 heavy :33 sense >_> youw >_< bwothew's life -OwO Fawws OwO into ;;w;; fowfeit; ^.^ he awwests him uWu on it, -And UwU fowwows :33 cwose OwO the wigouw >_> of OwO the ;;w;; statute -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him OwO an ;;w;; exampwe. ^-^ Aww >w< hope :3 is gone, ->_< Unwess you ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace uWu by >_> youw fair >w< pwayew -ÚwÚ To :33 soften ^.^ Angewo. And that's my ;;w;; pith >_> of ^-^ businyess -'Twixt you ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU poow brother. -UwU ISABEWWA. ^-^ Doth ^.^ he OwO so >w< seek his x3 wife? -uWu WUCIO. xDD Has xDD censuw'd him -Already, :3 and, as I OwO heaw, OwO the Provost ;;w;; hath -OwO A ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow his uWu execution. -UwU ISABEWWA. Alas! what UwU poow UwU abiwity's in me -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him :3 good? -uWu WUCIO. :33 Assay OwO the ^.^ pow'w you have. -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU My :33 powew, alas, I doubt! -uWu WUCIO. Our :33 doubts awe >_< twaitows, -And ^-^ make OwO us wose OwO the good ^-^ we ^w^ oft UwU might ^.^ win -By feawing ^-^ to OwO attempt. uWu Go ^-^ to Wowd OwO Angewo, -And let him learn ^-^ to >w< knyow, when :3 maidens OwO sue, -Men ^w^ give >_< wike gods; uWu but when uWu they weep ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyeew, -^-^ Aww theiw OwO petitions awe as ^-^ fweewy ;;w;; theiws -UwU As uWu they themsewves would owe ^.^ them. -UwU ISABEWWA. I'll UwU see what I can do. -uWu WUCIO. But >_> speediwy. -UwU ISABEWWA. I uWu wiww about ^.^ it ;;w;; stwaight; -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew ^w^ staying uWu but ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the Mother -Notice >_> of my affair. I humbly :3 thank you. -ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my brother; >_> soon at night -I'll ^-^ send him ÚwÚ cewtain >_> wowd >_> of my xDD success. -uWu WUCIO. I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you. -UwU ISABEWWA. Good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ adieu. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. -OwO A hall in ;;w;; ANGEWO'S house - -x3 Entew xDD ANGEWO, ^.^ ESCAWUS, :3 a >_< JUSTICE, ÚwÚ PWOVOST, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -x3 ANGEWO. We >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ make :3 a OwO scawecwow >_> of OwO the waw, -x3 Setting ^.^ it OwO up ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw OwO the :33 biwds >_> of xDD pwey, -And let ^.^ it ^-^ keep ^-^ onye ^-^ shape ÚwÚ tiww UwU custom ^-^ make ^.^ it -Their ^-^ pewch, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot theiw terror. -ESCAWUS. >w< Ay, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ->_> Wet OwO us >w< be keen, ÚwÚ and wathew ÚwÚ cut :3 a wittwe ->w< Than ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and >_< bwuise ^-^ to :33 death. Alas! :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, -x3 Whom I would UwU save, xDD had :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe father. ->_> Wet uWu but >_> youw uWu honyouw >w< knyow, -x3 Whom I believe ^-^ to >w< be UwU most OwO stwait in uWu viwtue, -That, in OwO the >_< wowking >_> of >_> youw >_> own ^-^ affections, -Had UwU time ;;w;; cohew'd with place, ^w^ ow place with ÚwÚ wishing, -Ow UwU that OwO the resolute :33 acting >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU bwood -Could ^.^ have >_< attain'd th' :33 effect >_> of >_> youw >_> own OwO puwpose -:3 Whethew you xDD had ^.^ nyot sometime in >_> youw life -:3 Eww'd in :3 this point ;;w;; which :3 nyow you ÚwÚ censuwe ^w^ him, -And uWu puww'd OwO the OwO waw x3 upon you. -x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ to >w< be UwU tempted, >w< Escawus, ->_> Anyothew xDD thing ^-^ to OwO faww. I ^.^ nyot deny -The juwy, >_< passing uWu on OwO the pwisonyew's xDD wife, -May in OwO the sworn twewve ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thief ^w^ ow two -Guiltier than him uWu they try. What's open :3 made ^-^ to justice, -:33 That :33 justice ;;w;; seizes. What knows OwO the ^-^ waws -:33 That ;;w;; thieves ^-^ do xDD pass uWu on ^.^ thieves? ^.^ 'Tis vewy >_> pwegnyant, -The >_> jewew UwU that ^-^ we find, ^-^ we uWu stoop ÚwÚ and ^.^ take't, -xDD Because ^-^ we UwU see xDD it; uWu but what ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU see -We ÚwÚ twead OwO upon, ÚwÚ and never ÚwÚ think >_> of it. -You ^-^ may ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; extenyuate his OwO offence ->_< Fow I ^.^ have xDD had such faults; uWu but wathew tell uWu me, -When OwO I, UwU that ÚwÚ censuwe ^w^ him, ^-^ do OwO so offend, ->_> Wet >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ judgment ^w^ pattewn >_< out my >_< death, -And nyothing come in :33 pawtiaw. >_> Siw, ^.^ he >w< must ^-^ die. -ESCAWUS. Be ^.^ it as >_> youw OwO wisdom uWu wiww. -x3 ANGEWO. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Provost? -PROVOST. Here, ^-^ if ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw honyouw. -x3 ANGEWO. ^w^ See UwU that ^.^ Cwaudio -Be ^w^ executed uWu by :33 nyinye to-morrow mownying; ->_< Bwing him his confessor; let him >w< be UwU pwepaw'd; ->_< Fow that's OwO the xDD utmost >_> of his ^w^ piwgwimage. Exit xDD PWOVOST -ESCAWUS. ^-^ [Aside] Weww, >w< heaven forgive :3 him! ÚwÚ and forgive OwO us all! -uWu Some xDD wise uWu by uWu sin, ÚwÚ and >w< some uWu by :3 viwtue fall; -uWu Some run ^-^ fwom bweaks >_> of x3 ice, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew x3 nyonye, -And >w< some xDD condemnyed uWu fow :3 a fauwt awonye. - -x3 Entew ELBOW ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with OwO FWOTH ÚwÚ and POMPEY - -EWBOW. ^w^ Come, bwing them away; ^-^ if ^.^ these >w< be good ^w^ peopwe in :3 a -commonweaw UwU that ^-^ do nyothing uWu but ;;w;; use theiw x3 abuses in ^w^ common ^w^ houses, -I xDD knyow nyo waw; bwing them >_> away. -x3 ANGEWO. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! What's >_> youw uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -EWBOW. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, I x3 am OwO the UwU poow >w< Duke's constable, -ÚwÚ and my name :3 is Elbow; I ^-^ do lean x3 upon justice, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do bwing -in here before >_> youw good uWu honyouw two notorious :33 benyefactows. -x3 ANGEWO. Benefactors! >_> Weww- what >_> benyefactows awe OwO they? uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot -malefactors? -EWBOW. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww what uWu they ;;w;; awe; uWu but -OwO pwecise >_< viwwains uWu they awe, UwU that I x3 am ^w^ suwe :33 of, ÚwÚ and UwU void >_> of >w< aww -^w^ pwofanyation in OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that good :3 Chwistians ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to have. -ESCAWUS. :3 This comes x3 off ;;w;; weww; >w< hewe's :3 a xDD wise uWu officew. -x3 ANGEWO. uWu Go to; what ;;w;; quawity awe uWu they x3 of? Elbow :3 is >_> youw name? UwU Why -OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ speak, :33 Ewbow? -xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ He :33 cannyot, siw; :33 he's >_< out at ;;w;; ewbow. -x3 ANGEWO. What awe you, sir? -EWBOW. >_< He, sir? OwO A x3 tapstew, siw; pawcew-bawd; ^-^ onye UwU that sewves :3 a OwO bad -;;w;; woman; uWu whose OwO house, ;;w;; siw, OwO was, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, UwU pwuck'd ;;w;; down in OwO the -subuwbs; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ she professes :3 a ÚwÚ hot-house, which, I xDD think, :3 is :3 a -vewy i-iww house ^w^ too. -ESCAWUS. OwO How xDD knyow you ÚwÚ that? -EWBOW. UwU My x3 Wife, ;;w;; siw, xDD whom I detest before >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ honyouw- -ESCAWUS. ^w^ How! >w< thy UwU wife! -EWBOW. >w< Ay, siw; xDD whom I :3 thank UwU heaven, :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD woman- -ESCAWUS. Dost :3 thou detest xDD hew ÚwÚ thewefowe? -EWBOW. I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww detest ^-^ mysewf awso, as ;;w;; weww as :33 she, UwU that -:3 this OwO house, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD bawd's OwO house, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ pity >_> of xDD hew xDD wife, -uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ nyaughty >_< house. -ESCAWUS. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow UwU that, x3 constabwe? -EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu by my ^-^ wife; :3 who, ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD had >_< been :3 a ^-^ woman -cawdinyawwy uWu given, UwU might ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ accus'd in UwU fownyication, -aduwtewy, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uncweanwinyess ^.^ thewe. -ESCAWUS. By OwO the :3 woman's ;;w;; means? -EWBOW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu by ^w^ Mistwess UwU Ovewdonye's ÚwÚ means; uWu but as ^.^ she UwU spit in -his ;;w;; face, OwO so ^.^ she ^.^ defied >_> him. -xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -EWBOW. uWu Pwuv ^.^ it before ^.^ these uWu vawwets ;;w;; hewe, :3 thou honyouwabwe man, -^w^ pwuv it. -ESCAWUS. Do you hear how ^.^ he mispwaces? -xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, ^.^ she came in gweat with x3 chiwd; ÚwÚ and longing, saving >_> youw -honour's reverence, uWu fow >_< stew'd pwunyes. >_> Siw, ^-^ we xDD had uWu but two in OwO the -OwO house, ;;w;; which at UwU that vewy distant UwU time OwO stood, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, in :3 a -fwuit dish, :3 a dish >_> of >w< some three OwO pence; >_> youw honours ^.^ have uWu seen -such dishes; uWu they awe ^.^ nyot China UwU dishes, uWu but vewy good ;;w;; dishes. -ESCAWUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; nyo matter uWu fow OwO the dish, sir. -xDD POMPEY. No, :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 a x3 pin; you awe :3 thewein in OwO the -^-^ wight; uWu but ^-^ to OwO the point. UwU As I ÚwÚ say, :3 this ^w^ Mistwess >_< Ewbow, being, as -I ÚwÚ say, with OwO chiwd, ÚwÚ and being UwU gweat-bewwied, ÚwÚ and longing, as I -said, uWu fow ;;w;; pwunyes; ÚwÚ and having uWu but two in OwO the dish, as I said, -^-^ Mastew Fwoth ;;w;; hewe, :3 this vewy man, having eaten OwO the rest, as I -said, :3 and, as I ÚwÚ say, paying uWu fow them vewy honestly; for, as you ->w< knyow, ^-^ Mastew Fwoth, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ give you three ;;w;; pence xDD again- -FWOTH. No, :3 indeed. -xDD POMPEY. Very ;;w;; weww; you being then, ^-^ if you >w< be ;;w;; wememb'wed, x3 cwacking -OwO the >w< stonyes >_> of OwO the foresaid >_< pwunyes- -FWOTH. >w< Ay, OwO so I >_> did :3 indeed. -xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww; I x3 tewwing you then, ^-^ if you >w< be ;;w;; wememb'wed, -UwU that such :3 a ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and such :3 a ^-^ onye ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ past cure >_> of OwO the xDD thing you -ÚwÚ wot :33 of, unwess uWu they ^-^ kept vewy good ;;w;; diet, as I told :3 you- -FWOTH. ^-^ Aww :3 this :3 is true. -xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww x3 then- -ESCAWUS. ^w^ Come, you awe :3 a >w< tedious >_> foow. ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU puwpose: what ÚwÚ was -x3 donye ^-^ to UwU Ewbow's UwU wife UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath cause ^-^ to complain x3 of? Come me -^-^ to what ÚwÚ was x3 donye ^-^ to :3 hew. -xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, >_> youw uWu honyouw cannyot come ^-^ to UwU that >_> yet. -ESCAWUS. No, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow I UwU mean ^.^ it not. -xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, uWu but you uWu shaww come ^-^ to it, uWu by >_> youw honour's weave. And, -I uWu beseech you, ÚwÚ wook OwO into ^-^ Mastew Fwoth ;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; siw, :3 a man >_> of -fouwscowe :3 pound :3 a ^.^ yeaw; uWu whose fathew ;;w;; died at Hallowmas- >_> was't ^.^ nyot -at Hallowmas, ^-^ Mastew Froth? -FWOTH. All-hallond :3 eve. -xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww; I >w< hope here >w< be ;;w;; twuths. >_< He, ;;w;; siw, sitting, as -I ÚwÚ say, in :3 a wowew ^w^ chaiw, siw; 'twas in OwO the x3 Bunch >_> of >_< Gwapes, -where, :3 indeed, you ^.^ have :3 a dewight ^-^ to >_> sit, ^.^ have you not? -FWOTH. I ^.^ have >w< so; ^.^ because ^.^ it :3 is OwO an open UwU woom, ÚwÚ and good uWu fow winter. -xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww then; I >w< hope here >w< be ;;w;; twuths. -x3 ANGEWO. :3 This uWu wiww last >_< out :3 a night in ÚwÚ Wussia, -When nyights awe longest :3 thewe; I'll UwU take my leave, -And xDD weave you ^-^ to OwO the hearing >_> of OwO the ^-^ cause, -xDD Hoping ^w^ you'ww find good cause ^-^ to x3 whip them all. -ESCAWUS. I ÚwÚ think nyo less. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. -xDD [Exit ANGELO] Nyow, ;;w;; siw, come OwO on; what ÚwÚ was x3 donye ^-^ to UwU Ewbow's xDD wife, -UwU once >_> mowe? -xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Once?- sir. Thewe ÚwÚ was nyothing x3 donye ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ once. -EWBOW. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ ask him what :3 this man >_> did ^-^ to my wife. -xDD POMPEY. I uWu beseech >_> youw xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ ask >_> me. -ESCAWUS. Weww, ;;w;; siw, what >_> did :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to uWu hew? -xDD POMPEY. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ wook in :3 this gentweman's face. Good -^-^ Mastew Fwoth, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his >_> honyouw; 'tis uWu fow :3 a good uWu puwpose. ^-^ Doth ->_> youw uWu honyouw mark his face? -ESCAWUS. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, vewy :33 weww. -xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu beseech you, mark ^.^ it :33 weww. -ESCAWUS. Weww, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. -xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Doth >_> youw uWu honyouw UwU see ^-^ any harm in his face? -ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, nyo. -xDD POMPEY. I'll >w< be suppos'd x3 upon :3 a book his ;;w;; face :3 is OwO the wowst xDD thing -about >_> him. Good then; ^-^ if his ;;w;; face >w< be OwO the wowst xDD thing about ^w^ him, -how :33 couwd ^-^ Mastew Fwoth ^-^ do OwO the constable's UwU wife ^-^ any harm? I would -xDD knyow UwU that >_> of >_> youw honyouw. -ESCAWUS. >w< He's in OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ constabwe; what uWu say you ^-^ to it? -EWBOW. First, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike you, OwO the house :3 is :3 a respected >_< house; nyext, -:3 this :3 is :3 a respected fellow; ÚwÚ and his ^w^ mistwess :3 is :3 a respected -OwO woman. -xDD POMPEY. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; siw, his UwU wife :3 is :3 a ^-^ mowe respected person than -^-^ any >_> of OwO us all. -EWBOW. x3 Vawwet, :3 thou UwU wiest; :3 thou wiest, uWu wicket varlet; OwO the UwU time :3 is -ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to come UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >w< evew respected with man, woman, ^w^ ow -chiwd. -xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was respected with him before ^.^ he married with :3 hew. -ESCAWUS. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the uWu wisew ;;w;; hewe, uWu Justice ^w^ ow Inyiquity? ^-^ Is :3 this -:3 twue? -EWBOW. :3 O :3 thou caitiff! :3 O :3 thou ÚwÚ vawwet! :3 O :3 thou ;;w;; wicked Hannibal! I -respected with xDD hew before I ÚwÚ was married ^-^ to her! >w< If >w< evew I ÚwÚ was -respected with UwU hew, ^w^ ow ^.^ she with uWu me, let ^.^ nyot >_> youw wowship ÚwÚ think me -OwO the UwU poow >w< Duke's uWu officew. uWu Pwuv this, :3 thou ;;w;; wicked Hannibal, ^w^ ow -I'll ^.^ have >_< minye >w< action >_> of batt'ry uWu on thee. -ESCAWUS. >w< If ^.^ he took you :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' eaw, you UwU might ^.^ have >_> youw ->w< action >_> of :3 swandew ^w^ too. -EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, I :3 thank >_> youw good wowship uWu fow it. What :3 is't >_> youw -worship's ^w^ pweasuwe I uWu shaww ^-^ do with :3 this ;;w;; wicked caitiff? -ESCAWUS. Twuwy, officew, ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< some offences in him UwU that -:3 thou wouldst ÚwÚ discuvw ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, let him continue in his -courses ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou uWu knyow'st what uWu they >_> awe. -EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, I :3 thank >_> youw wowship uWu fow it. Thou ^.^ seest, :3 thou ;;w;; wicked -ÚwÚ vawwet, nyow, ^w^ what's come x3 upon ÚwÚ thee: :3 thou art ^-^ to continue nyow, -:3 thou varlet; :3 thou art ^-^ to uWu continyue. -ESCAWUS. :3 Whewe ;;w;; wewe you :33 bown, fwiend? -FWOTH. ;;w;; Hewe in Viennya, sir. -ESCAWUS. uWu Awe you >_> of fouwscowe >w< pounds :3 a year? -FWOTH. x3 Yes, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you, sir. -ESCAWUS. >_> So. What trade awe you :33 of, sir? -xDD POMPEY. OwO A x3 tapstew, :3 a UwU poow uWu widow's :33 tapstew. -ESCAWUS. Your x3 mistwess' name? -xDD POMPEY. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Ovewdonye. -ESCAWUS. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she xDD had ^-^ any ^-^ mowe than ^-^ onye ^.^ husband? -xDD POMPEY. Nine, siw; Overdone uWu by OwO the :33 wast. -ESCAWUS. >_< Nyinye! Come UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ Mastew :33 Fwoth. ^-^ Mastew Fwoth, I -would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you acquainted with ;;w;; tapstews: uWu they uWu wiww dwaw you, -^-^ Mastew Fwoth, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww >_> hang ^.^ them. UwU Get you gone, ÚwÚ and let me -hear nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of you. -FWOTH. I :3 thank >_> youw worship. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I never come OwO into -^-^ any :3 woom in :3 a uWu taphouse uWu but I x3 am :33 dwawn in. -ESCAWUS. Weww, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of it, ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fwoth; faweweww. xDD [Exit >_> FWOTH] -Come you UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ Mastew UwU Tapstew; ^w^ what's >_> youw uWu nyame, ^-^ Mastew -;;w;; Tapstew? -xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Pompey. -ESCAWUS. What xDD ewse? -xDD POMPEY. Bum, sir. -ESCAWUS. :33 Twoth, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ bum :3 is OwO the :3 gweatest xDD thing about OwO you; OwO so -UwU that, in OwO the beastliest :33 sense, you awe ;;w;; Pompey OwO the x3 Gweat. UwU Pompey, -you awe pawtwy :3 a OwO bawd, UwU Pompey, >_< howsoevew you >w< cowouw ^.^ it in being :3 a -:33 tapstew. uWu Awe you not? ^w^ Come, tell me true; ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be OwO the better -uWu fow you. -xDD POMPEY. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am :3 a UwU poow :3 fewwow UwU that would wive. -ESCAWUS. OwO How would you live, uWu Pompey- uWu by being :3 a x3 bawd? What ^-^ do you -ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO the UwU twade, ;;w;; Pompey? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a lawful :3 twade? -xDD POMPEY. >w< If OwO the OwO waw would awwow it, sir. -ESCAWUS. But OwO the OwO waw uWu wiww ^.^ nyot awwow it, Pompey; :3 nyow ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be -;;w;; awwowed in Viennya. -xDD POMPEY. uWu Does >_> youw wowship UwU mean ^-^ to geld ÚwÚ and splay >w< aww OwO the xDD youth >_> of -OwO the xDD city? -ESCAWUS. No, ^-^ Pompey. -xDD POMPEY. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, in my UwU poow ^-^ opinyion, uWu they uWu wiww to't xDD then. >w< If ->_> youw wowship uWu wiww UwU take owdew uWu fow OwO the >_> dwabs ÚwÚ and OwO the knaves, you -:3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw OwO the bawds. -ESCAWUS. Thewe :3 is pwetty orders ;;w;; beginnying, I can tell >w< you: uWu but ^.^ it -:3 is uWu but ^w^ heading ÚwÚ and :33 hanging. -xDD POMPEY. >w< If you head ÚwÚ and >_> hang >w< aww UwU that offend UwU that uWu way uWu but uWu fow >w< ten -yeaw togethew, ^w^ you'ww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^w^ give >_< out :3 a :33 commission uWu fow ^-^ mowe -x3 heads; ^-^ if :3 this OwO waw howd in ÚwÚ Viennya >w< ten yeaw, I'll rent OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest -house in it, aftew ^w^ thweepence :3 a ^w^ bay. >w< If you live ^-^ to UwU see :3 this come -^-^ to pass, uWu say ;;w;; Pompey told you ÚwÚ so. -ESCAWUS. ^w^ Thank you, good Pompey; :3 and, in requital >_> of >_> youw xDD pwophecy, -:3 hawk >w< you: I :33 advise you, let me ^.^ nyot find you before me UwU again x3 upon -^-^ any complaint whatsoevew- no, ^.^ nyot uWu fow dwelling xDD whewe you do; ^-^ if I -uWu do, UwU Pompey, I uWu shaww beat you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> tent, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_< shwewd -Caesar ^-^ to OwO you; in ;;w;; pwain deawing, UwU Pompey, I uWu shaww ^.^ have you ^-^ whipt. -^w^ So uWu fow :3 this UwU time, UwU Pompey, fare you :33 weww. -xDD POMPEY. I :3 thank >_> youw wowship uWu fow >_> youw good counsew; ^-^ [Aside] uWu but I -uWu shaww follow ^.^ it as OwO the ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye uWu shaww better ^.^ detewminye. -xDD Whip x3 me? No, no; let carman x3 whip his x3 jade; -The ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ heawt's ^.^ nyot uWu whipt >_< out >_> of his trade. Exit -ESCAWUS. Come UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ Mastew Elbow; come hithew, ^-^ Mastew -;;w;; Constabwe. OwO How wong ^.^ have you >_< been in :3 this place >_> of x3 constabwe? -EWBOW. ^w^ Seven yeaw ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hawf, sir. -ESCAWUS. I thought, uWu by OwO the readiness in OwO the >_> office, you xDD had -continyued in ^.^ it >w< some xDD time. You uWu say :3 seven years togethew? -EWBOW. And :3 a ^.^ hawf, sir. -ESCAWUS. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been gweat x3 pains ^-^ to xDD you! ^.^ They ^-^ do you :33 wwong -^-^ to >w< put you OwO so ^w^ oft ÚwÚ upon't. uWu Awe there ^.^ nyot x3 men in >_> youw OwO wawd -uWu sufficient ^-^ to sewve it? -EWBOW. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, xDD few >_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ wit in such >_< mattews; as uWu they awe -uWu chosen, uWu they awe ^.^ gwad ^-^ to OwO choose me uWu fow them; I ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu fow >w< some -piece >_> of >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO thwough with all. -ESCAWUS. Wook you, bwing me in OwO the >_< nyames >_> of >w< some OwO six ^w^ ow ^-^ seven, OwO the -UwU most uWu sufficient >_> of >_> youw uWu pawish. -EWBOW. ÚwÚ To >_> youw worship's OwO house, sir? -ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ To my >_< house. Fawe you :33 weww. xDD [Exit OwO EWBOW] -What's o'cwock, ÚwÚ think you? -:3 JUSTICE. Eweven, sir. -ESCAWUS. I pray you UwU home ^-^ to ;;w;; dinnyew with >_> me. -:3 JUSTICE. I humbly :3 thank you. -ESCAWUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves me uWu fow OwO the death >_> of uWu Cwaudio; -But :33 thewe's nyo wemedy. -:3 JUSTICE. Wowd x3 Angewo :3 is ^.^ sevewe. -ESCAWUS. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but nyeedfuw: -uWu Mewcy :3 is ^.^ nyot itsewf UwU that ^w^ oft looks >w< so; -Pawdon :3 is still OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of uWu second ^w^ woe. -But >_> yet, UwU poow Claudio! Thewe :3 is nyo wemedy. -^w^ Come, sir. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. ->_> Anyothew :3 woom in ;;w;; ANGEWO'S house - -x3 Entew xDD PWOVOST ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANT. >w< He's hearing >_> of :3 a cause; ^.^ he uWu wiww come ÚwÚ stwaight. -I'll tell him >_> of you. -PROVOST. ;;w;; Pway you do. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] I'll xDD knyow -His ^-^ pweasuwe; ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ he uWu wiww relent. ^.^ Awas, -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath uWu but as uWu offended in :3 a ^-^ dweam! -^-^ Aww >_< sects, >w< aww >_> ages, xDD smack >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ vice; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he -ÚwÚ To die uWu fow x3 't! - -x3 Entew ANGELO - -x3 ANGEWO. Nyow, ^w^ what's OwO the matter, Provost? -PROVOST. ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw uWu wiww ^.^ Cwaudio uWu shaww die ;;w;; to-mowwow? -x3 ANGEWO. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell ÚwÚ thee yea? uWu Hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot xDD owdew? -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ ask OwO again? -PROVOST. Lest I UwU might >w< be xDD too wash; -^.^ Undew >_> youw good cowwection, I ^.^ have uWu seen -^w^ When, aftew OwO execution, ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; hath -:3 Wepented o'ew his >w< doom. -x3 ANGEWO. uWu Go to; let UwU that >w< be x3 minye. -Do you >_> youw >_> office, ^w^ ow ^w^ give OwO up >_> youw place, -And you uWu shaww ;;w;; weww >w< be spar'd. -PROVOST. I crave >_> youw honour's ;;w;; pawdon. -What uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, ;;w;; siw, with OwO the UwU gwoanying Juliet? -x3 She's vewy ;;w;; nyeaw xDD hew hour. -x3 ANGEWO. xDD Dispose >_> of xDD hew -ÚwÚ To >w< some ^-^ mowe >_< fittew place, ÚwÚ and UwU that with x3 speed. - -;;w;; We-entew ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANT. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ sistew >_> of OwO the man :33 condemn'd -;;w;; Desiwes access ^-^ to you. -x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he :3 a ^w^ sistew? -PROVOST. >w< Ay, my good ^w^ wowd; :3 a vewy ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; maid, -And ^-^ to >w< be :33 showtwy >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sistewhood, ->w< If ^.^ nyot awweady. -x3 ANGEWO. Weww, let xDD hew >w< be admitted. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT -^w^ See you OwO the fownyicatwess >w< be ^w^ wemov'd; ->_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ have :3 nyeedfuw uWu but ^.^ nyot wavish ÚwÚ means; -Thewe uWu shaww >w< be owdew for't. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA - -PROVOST. xDD [Going] ÚwÚ Save >_> youw xDD honyouw! -x3 ANGEWO. uWu Stay :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] Y'awe ^.^ wewcome; ^w^ what's ->_> youw x3 wiww? -UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am :3 a :3 woefuw OwO suitow ^-^ to >_> youw xDD honyouw, -UwU Pwease uWu but >_> youw uWu honyouw hear >_> me. -x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; ^w^ what's >_> youw ^.^ suit? -UwU ISABEWWA. Thewe :3 is :3 a OwO vice UwU that UwU most I ^-^ do ^.^ abhow, -And UwU most desiwe shouwd ^.^ meet OwO the blow >_> of ;;w;; justice; ->_< Fow ;;w;; which I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ pwead, uWu but UwU that I must; ->_< Fow ;;w;; which I >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ pwead, uWu but UwU that I x3 am -^.^ At OwO waw :33 'twixt uWu wiww ÚwÚ and uWu wiww not. -x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; OwO the matter? -UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have :3 a bwothew :3 is :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^.^ die; -I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, let ^.^ it >w< be his UwU fauwt, -And ^.^ nyot my brother. -PROVOST. ^-^ [Aside] xDD Heaven ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ moving gwaces. -x3 ANGEWO. >_< Condemn OwO the fauwt ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the actow >_> of ^.^ it! -ÚwÚ Why, every :33 fauwt's :33 condemn'd ewe ^.^ it >w< be done; -Minye ;;w;; wewe OwO the vewy cipher >_> of :3 a >_< function, -ÚwÚ To fine OwO the faults uWu whose fine ^-^ stands in record, -And let >w< go uWu by OwO the :3 actow. -UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O ^.^ just uWu but ;;w;; sevewe xDD waw! -I xDD had :3 a :33 bwothew, xDD then. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw xDD honyouw! -uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] UwU Give't ^.^ nyot o'ew >w< so; ^-^ to him uWu again, entweat ^w^ him, ->_< Knyeew ;;w;; down before ^w^ him, >_> hang x3 upon his UwU gown; -You awe xDD too :33 cowd: ^-^ if you shouwd :3 nyeed :3 a >w< pin, -You :33 couwd ^.^ nyot with ^-^ mowe ^w^ tame :3 a :33 tongue desiwe it. -ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, I >w< say. -UwU ISABEWWA. Must ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ die? -x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Maiden, nyo wemedy. -UwU ISABEWWA. uWu Yes; I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think UwU that you UwU might pawdon >_> him. -And neither >w< heaven :3 nyow man >w< gwieve at OwO the uWu mewcy. -x3 ANGEWO. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 do't. -UwU ISABEWWA. But can you, ^-^ if you x3 wouwd? -x3 ANGEWO. Look, what I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, UwU that I cannyot do. -UwU ISABEWWA. But UwU might you UwU do't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the x3 wowwd nyo ^.^ wwong, ->w< If OwO so >_> youw OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe ^w^ touch'd with UwU that >w< wemowse -UwU As >_< minye :3 is ^-^ to OwO him? -x3 ANGEWO. >w< He's ÚwÚ sentenc'd; 'tis xDD too late. -uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] You awe xDD too cold. -UwU ISABEWWA. :3 Too OwO wate? ÚwÚ Why, no; OwO I, UwU that ^-^ do speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd, -May caww ^.^ it xDD back again. Weww, believe :33 this: -:3 Nyo >_< cewemony UwU that ^-^ to gweat ones >w< wongs, -:3 Nyot OwO the :3 king's :3 cwown :3 nyow OwO the ÚwÚ deputed ;;w;; swowd, -The marshal's ;;w;; twuncheon :3 nyow OwO the uWu judge's wobe, ->_> Become them with ^-^ onye half OwO so good :3 a OwO gwace -UwU As UwU mewcy >w< does. ->w< If ^.^ he xDD had >_< been as you, ÚwÚ and you as >_< he, -You would ^.^ have ÚwÚ swipp'd >_< wike him; uWu but >_< he, >_< wike you, -Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been OwO so >_> stewn. -x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Pway you >w< be gone. -UwU ISABEWWA. I would ^-^ to >w< heaven I xDD had >_> youw UwU potency, -And you ;;w;; wewe :33 Isabew! ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ it then >w< be ^.^ thus? -Nyo; I would tell what 'twere ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ;;w;; judge -And what :3 a xDD pwisonyew. -uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] >w< Ay, ^.^ touch him; :33 thewe's OwO the vein. -x3 ANGEWO. Your bwothew :3 is :3 a uWu fowfeit >_> of OwO the waw, -And you uWu but ^.^ waste >_> youw wowds. -UwU ISABEWWA. Alas! Alas! -ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww OwO the souws UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; wewe uWu fowfeit once; -And ÚwÚ He UwU that UwU might OwO the :3 vantage :33 best ^.^ have took -;;w;; Found >_< out OwO the wemedy. OwO How would you >w< be ->w< If >_< He, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the :3 top >_> of judgment, shouwd -But ;;w;; judge you as you :33 awe? :33 O, ÚwÚ think uWu on UwU that; -And UwU mewcy then uWu wiww bweathe within >_> youw wips, -;;w;; Wike man OwO nyew ^.^ made. -x3 ANGEWO. Be you >_< content, fair uWu maid. -^w^ It :3 is OwO the waw, ^.^ nyot I condemn >_> youw brother. -Were ^.^ he my kinsman, :33 bwothew, ^w^ ow my UwU son, -^w^ It shouwd >w< be ;;w;; thus with >_> him. ÚwÚ He >w< must die >w< to-mowwow. -UwU ISABEWWA. To-morrow! :33 O, that's ^.^ sudden! uWu Spawe ^w^ him, spawe >_> him. ->w< He's ^.^ nyot :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow :33 death. >_< Even uWu fow ^-^ ouw :33 kitchens -We :33 kiww OwO the ;;w;; foww >_> of xDD season; uWu shaww ^-^ we sewve >w< heaven -x3 With less >_< wespect than ^-^ we ^-^ do >_< minyistew -ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw :3 gwoss >_> sewves? OwO Good, good my lord, >_< bethink you. -OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ;;w;; hath ;;w;; died uWu fow :3 this ÚwÚ offence? -There's many ^.^ have committed it. -uWu WUCIO. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. -x3 ANGEWO. The OwO waw ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been OwO dead, >w< though ^.^ it ;;w;; hath x3 swept. -Those many xDD had ^.^ nyot daw'd ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU that evil ->w< If OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >_> did th' :3 edict UwU infwinge -Had xDD answew'd uWu fow his :3 deed. Nyow 'tis >_< awake, -Takes ^-^ nyote >_> of what :3 is >_< donye, :3 and, >_< wike :3 a :3 pwophet, -Looks in :3 a :3 gwass UwU that >w< shows what :33 futuwe evils- -x3 Eithew :3 nyow ^w^ ow uWu by ÚwÚ wemissnyess OwO nyew >_> conceiv'd, -And OwO so in ^-^ pwogwess ^-^ to >w< be xDD hatch'd ÚwÚ and uWu bown- -uWu Awe :3 nyow ^-^ to ^.^ have nyo ^w^ successive degwees, -But here uWu they live ^-^ to OwO end. -UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Yet show >w< some ;;w;; pity. -x3 ANGEWO. I show ^.^ it UwU most >_> of >w< aww when I show ;;w;; justice; ->_< Fow then I ^-^ pity x3 those I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, -^w^ Which :3 a uWu dismiss'd OwO offence would aftew :3 gaww, -And ^-^ do him ^.^ wight UwU that, answering ^-^ onye ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wwong, -Wives ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ act >_> anyothew. Be xDD satisfied; -Your bwothew >_> dies to-morrow; >w< be ÚwÚ content. -UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ So you >w< must >w< be OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that gives :3 this xDD sentence, -And ^.^ he UwU that suffers. :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is excellent -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a x3 giant's stwength! But ^.^ it :3 is tyrannous -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a giant. -uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] ^.^ That's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. -UwU ISABEWWA. Could gweat x3 men thundew -UwU As OwO Juv ^-^ himsewf does, OwO Juv would never >w< be :33 quiet, ->_< Fow every xDD pewting :33 petty ^w^ officew -Wouwd ;;w;; use his >w< heaven uWu fow thunder, -Nyothing uWu but ^w^ thundew. Merciful Heaven, -Thou ^.^ wathew, with >w< thy shawp ÚwÚ and :33 suwphuwous bowt, -Splits OwO the ^.^ unwedgeabwe ÚwÚ and :33 gnyawwed xDD oak ->w< Than OwO the ^.^ soft myrtle. But man, >_> pwoud man, -xDD Dwess'd in :3 a wittwe bwief authowity, -uWu Most ^w^ ignyowant >_> of what :33 he's UwU most assur'd, -His >w< gwassy ÚwÚ essence, >_< wike OwO an :3 angwy ape, -Plays such fantastic tricks before UwU high >w< heaven -UwU As makes OwO the xDD angews >w< weep; :3 who, with ^-^ ouw x3 speens, -Wouwd >w< aww themsewves waugh mortal. -uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] :33 O, ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^-^ to ^w^ him, >_< wench! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww relent; ->w< He's UwU coming; I pewceive 't. -PROVOST. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ she ^.^ win >_> him. -UwU ISABEWWA. We cannyot ^.^ weigh ^-^ ouw bwothew with ourself. -Great x3 men ^-^ may ÚwÚ jest with UwU saints: 'tis ÚwÚ wit in them; -But in OwO the less ;;w;; fouw profanation. -uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] Thou'rt >w< i' th' >_< wight, girl; ^-^ mowe o' ;;w;; that. -UwU ISABEWWA. :33 That in OwO the ^w^ captain's uWu but :3 a ^w^ chowewic >_> wowd -^w^ Which in OwO the sowdiew :3 is fwat bwasphemy. -uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] Awt ^w^ avis'd o' ÚwÚ that? Mowe on't. -x3 ANGEWO. UwU Why ^-^ do you >w< put ^.^ these uWu sayings x3 upon x3 me? -UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Because authowity, >w< though ^.^ it err >_< wike >w< othews, -;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ yet :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< medicinye in itsewf -:33 That ^.^ skins OwO the OwO vice o' th' top. uWu Go ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ bosom, -UwU Knyock there, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >_> youw OwO heawt what ^.^ it doth xDD knyow -^.^ That's >_< wike my >_< bwothew's fault. >w< If ^.^ it x3 confess -OwO A :3 nyatuwaw guiltiness such as :3 is his, ->_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :33 sound :3 a ^w^ thought x3 upon >_> youw :33 tongue -uWu Against my >_< bwothew's wife. -x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ [Aside] She ^.^ speaks, ÚwÚ and 'tis -Such :33 sense UwU that my :33 sense >_> bweeds with :3 it.- Fawe you :33 weww. -UwU ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Gentwe my lord, xDD tuwn ^-^ back. -x3 ANGEWO. I uWu wiww >_< bethink >_> me. Come UwU again >w< to-mowwow. -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Hawk how I'll bwibe OwO you; good my lord, xDD tuwn ^-^ back. -x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ How, bwibe x3 me? -UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Ay, with such x3 gifts UwU that >w< heaven uWu shaww share with you. -uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA) You xDD had >_> maww'd >w< aww >w< ewse. -UwU ISABEWWA. :3 Nyot with OwO fond sicles >_> of OwO the >w< tested ^.^ gowd, -Ow ^w^ stonyes, uWu whose ^.^ wate awe ;;w;; eithew rich ^w^ ow UwU poow -UwU As fancy vawues them; uWu but with OwO twue ;;w;; pwayews -:33 That uWu shaww >w< be OwO up at >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew there -Ewe sun-wise, ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ fwom x3 pwesewved souls, -From UwU fasting >w< maids, uWu whose ^w^ minds awe dedicate -ÚwÚ To nyothing ^.^ tempowaw. -x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; come ^-^ to me >w< to-mowwow. -uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] uWu Go to; 'tis ;;w;; weww; >_> away. -UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw uWu honyouw safe! -x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ Amen; uWu fow I -OwO Am UwU that uWu way ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO temptation -:3 Whewe ;;w;; pwayews ;;w;; cwoss. -UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ At what hour to-morrow -:33 Shaww I ^.^ attend >_> youw :33 wowdship? -x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ At ^-^ any UwU time 'fore nyoon. -UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Save >_> youw xDD honyouw! >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ANGELO -x3 ANGEWO. From thee; x3 even ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_> viwtue! -What's this, ^w^ what's uWu this? ^-^ Is :3 this xDD hew fauwt ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye? -The :3 temptew ^w^ ow OwO the UwU tempted, ^-^ who x3 sins >_> most? -Ha! -:3 Nyot she; :3 nyow doth ^.^ she UwU tempt; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is I -That, lying uWu by OwO the ;;w;; viowet in OwO the >_> sun, -Do as OwO the carrion does, ^.^ nyot as OwO the flow'r, -OwO Cowwupt with ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ season. ^w^ Can ^.^ it >w< be -:33 That x3 modesty ^-^ may ^-^ mowe :33 betway ^-^ ouw :33 sense ->w< Than :3 woman's wightnyess? Having ^.^ waste gwound enyough, -:33 Shaww ^-^ we desiwe ^-^ to raze OwO the >_> sanctuawy, -And :3 pitch ^-^ ouw x3 eviws thewe? :33 O, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! -What OwO dost thou, ^w^ ow what art thou, :3 Angewo? -Dost :3 thou desiwe xDD hew ÚwÚ fouwwy uWu fow x3 those >w< things -:33 That ^-^ make xDD hew :3 good? :33 O, let xDD hew bwothew wive! ->_< Thieves uWu fow theiw robbery ^.^ have authowity -When >_< judges >_< steaw :3 themsewves. >_> What, ^-^ do I love UwU hew, -:33 That I desiwe ^-^ to hear xDD hew speak uWu again, -And feast x3 upon xDD hew :3 eyes? What :3 is't I ^-^ dweam :3 on? -:3 O ÚwÚ cunnying enemy, UwU that, ^-^ to catch :3 a :33 saint, -x3 With >_< saints OwO dost :33 bait >w< thy ^w^ hook! uWu Most dangewous -^-^ Is UwU that OwO temptation UwU that doth goad OwO us uWu on -ÚwÚ To xDD sin in :33 woving ;;w;; viwtue. uWu Nyevew :33 couwd OwO the ^-^ stwumpet, -x3 With >w< aww xDD hew double >_> vigouw, art ÚwÚ and UwU nyatuwe, ->w< Once :33 stiw my temper; uWu but :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous maid -xDD Subdues me x3 quite. :33 Evew ÚwÚ tiww nyow, -When x3 men ;;w;; wewe uWu fond, I smiw'd ÚwÚ and wond'red ÚwÚ how. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A pwison - -OwO Entew, severally, ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as :3 a OwO FWIAW, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST - -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to you, Provost! OwO so I ÚwÚ think you >_> awe. -PROVOST. I x3 am OwO the Pwovost. What's >_> youw wiww, good friar? -ÚwÚ DUKE. Bound uWu by my charity ÚwÚ and my bwest owdew, -I come ^-^ to >w< visit OwO the ^w^ affwicted uWu spiwits -;;w;; Hewe in OwO the prison. Do me OwO the ^w^ common ^.^ wight -ÚwÚ To let me UwU see ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make me xDD knyow -The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of theiw ^.^ cwimes, UwU that I ^-^ may >_< minyistew -ÚwÚ To them accordingly. -PROVOST. I would ^-^ do ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^-^ if ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wewe xDD nyeedfuw. - -x3 Entew JULIET - -Look, here comes UwU onye; :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -Who, fawwing in OwO the :3 fwaws >_> of xDD hew >_> own youth, -;;w;; Hath bwistew'd xDD hew >_< wepowt. She :3 is with x3 chiwd; -And ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ got it, OwO sentenc'd- :3 a x3 young man -Mowe x3 fit ^-^ to ^-^ do another such OwO offence ->w< Than die uWu fow ÚwÚ this. -ÚwÚ DUKE. When >w< must ^.^ he ^.^ die? -PROVOST. UwU As I ^-^ do xDD think, >w< to-mowwow. -uWu [To >_> JUWIET] I ^.^ have provided uWu fow OwO you; stay :3 awhiwe -And you uWu shaww >w< be conducted. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Repent you, fair one, >_> of OwO the xDD sin you cawwy? -^w^ JUWIET. I do; ÚwÚ and bear OwO the ÚwÚ shame UwU most patiently. -ÚwÚ DUKE. I'll teach you how you uWu shaww uWu awwaign >_> youw ^.^ conscience, -And twy >_> youw xDD penyitence, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :33 sound -Ow ÚwÚ howwowwy >w< put x3 on. -^w^ JUWIET. I'll UwU gwadwy :3 weawn. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Wuv you OwO the man UwU that wrong'd you? -^w^ JUWIET. x3 Yes, as I love OwO the ^-^ woman UwU that wrong'd >_> him. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ So then, ^.^ it seems, >_> youw UwU most UwU offencefuw ^.^ act ->_> Was mutuawwy uWu committed. -^w^ JUWIET. UwU Mutuawwy. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was >_> youw xDD sin >_> of heaview >w< kind than ^-^ his. -^w^ JUWIET. I ^-^ do x3 confess it, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wepent it, father. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet so, ^-^ daughtew; uWu but west you ^-^ do ^w^ wepent -UwU As UwU that OwO the xDD sin ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought you ^-^ to :3 this shame, -^w^ Which UwU sowwow :3 is :33 awways towawd >w< ouwsewves, ^.^ nyot UwU heaven, ->w< Showing ^-^ we would ^.^ nyot spawe >w< heaven as ^-^ we love it, -But as ^-^ we ^.^ stand in ÚwÚ feaw- -^w^ JUWIET. I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me as ^.^ it :3 is OwO an :33 eviw, -And UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ shame with OwO joy. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe ^-^ west. -Your ÚwÚ pawtnyew, as I OwO heaw, >w< must die to-morrow, -And I x3 am ^-^ going with ^w^ instwuction ^-^ to >_> him. -OwO Gwace >w< go with xDD you! Benyedicite! Exit -^w^ JUWIET. Must die ;;w;; to-mowwow! :33 O, xDD injuwious waw, -:33 That >_> wespites me :3 a life uWu whose vewy comfort -^-^ Is still :3 a ^.^ dying UwU howwow! -PROVOST. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity >_> of >_> him. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -;;w;; ANGEWO'S house - -x3 Entew ANGELO - -x3 ANGEWO. When I would pray ÚwÚ and xDD think, I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ and pray -ÚwÚ To uWu sevewaw ^.^ subjects. xDD Heaven ;;w;; hath my uWu empty x3 wowds, ->w< Whiwst my >_< invention, hearing ^.^ nyot my tongue, -:33 Anchows uWu on :3 Isabew. xDD Heaven in my uWu mouth, -UwU As ^-^ if I >_> did uWu but only ^.^ chew his uWu nyame, -And in my OwO heawt OwO the >w< stwong ÚwÚ and ;;w;; swewwing evil -x3 Of my >w< conception. The OwO state xDD wheweon I ^.^ studied -:3 Is, >_< wike :3 a good xDD thing being >_< often ^.^ wead, -:3 Gwown sere ÚwÚ and tedious; ^-^ yea, my ÚwÚ gwavity, ->_> Whewein- let nyo man hear :3 me- I UwU take :33 pwide, -Could I with ^w^ boot >_> change uWu fow OwO an :33 idwe ^w^ pwume -^w^ Which OwO the ÚwÚ aiw x3 beats uWu fow vain. :3 O place, :3 O >_> fowm, -OwO How >_< often OwO dost :3 thou with >w< thy ^-^ case, >w< thy habit, -Wrench awe ^-^ fwom fools, ÚwÚ and OwO tie OwO the uWu wisew souws -ÚwÚ To >w< thy false x3 seeming! Blood, :3 thou art bwood. -Let's wwite ^w^ 'good xDD angew' uWu on OwO the devil's :3 hown; -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the devil's cwest. - -x3 Entew ^.^ SEWVANT - -OwO How nyow, :33 who's thewe? -SERVANT. >_< Onye Isabew, :3 a ;;w;; sistew, desires access ^-^ to you. -x3 ANGEWO. Teach xDD hew OwO the way. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] :3 O >_< heavens! -UwU Why OwO does my UwU bwood ;;w;; thus uWu mustew ^-^ to my xDD heawt, -:33 Making uWu both ^.^ it unable uWu fow itsewf -And ÚwÚ dispossessing >w< aww my uWu othew pawts -x3 Of nyecessawy fitnyess? -^w^ So xDD pway OwO the foowish throngs with ^-^ onye UwU that xDD swoons; -Come >w< aww ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD stop OwO the ÚwÚ aiw -By ;;w;; which ^.^ he shouwd revive; ÚwÚ and x3 even OwO so -The ^w^ genyewaw :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a OwO weww-wish'd ;;w;; king ->w< Quit theiw >_> own UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and in ^w^ obsequious >w< fondnyess -^w^ Cwowd ^-^ to his presence, xDD whewe theiw ;;w;; untaught love -Must ^.^ nyeeds :3 appeaw >_> offence. - -x3 Entew ISABEWWA - -OwO How nyow, fair ^-^ maid? -UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am come ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -x3 ANGEWO. :33 That you UwU might xDD knyow ^.^ it would >w< much better >w< pwease me ->w< Than ^-^ to >_> demand what OwO 'tis. Your bwothew cannyot wive. -UwU ISABEWWA. >_< Even so! xDD Heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw xDD honyouw! -x3 ANGEWO. >_> Yet ^-^ may ^.^ he live uWu awhiwe, :3 and, ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ be, -UwU As wong as you ^w^ ow I; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he >w< must ^-^ die. -UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ Undew >_> youw ^-^ sentence? -x3 ANGEWO. OwO Yea. -UwU ISABEWWA. W-When? I uWu beseech OwO you; UwU that in his reprieve, -^.^ Wongew ^w^ ow shorter, ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be OwO so >_< fitted -:33 That his ^w^ souw >w< sicken not. -x3 ANGEWO. Ha! :33 Fie, ^.^ these fiwthy ^w^ vices! ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe as good -ÚwÚ To pawdon him UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ fwom ^-^ nyatuwe stow'n -OwO A man already made, as ^-^ to remit -Their ;;w;; saucy xDD sweetnyess UwU that ^-^ do >_< coin >_< heaven's ^.^ image -UwU In ^.^ stamps UwU that awe uWu fowbid; 'tis >w< aww as :33 easy -Falsely ^-^ to UwU take away :3 a life OwO twue :3 made -UwU As ^-^ to >w< put >w< metaw in :33 westwainyed :3 means -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a false ^w^ onye. -UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ 'Tis xDD set ;;w;; down OwO so in UwU heaven, uWu but ^.^ nyot in xDD eawth. -x3 ANGEWO. Say you so? ;;w;; Then I uWu shaww pose you ^w^ quickwy. -^w^ Which xDD had you wathew- UwU that OwO the UwU most ^.^ just OwO waw -Nyow took >_> youw >_< bwothew's life; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem ^w^ him, ->w< Give OwO up >_> youw ÚwÚ body ^-^ to such ^w^ sweet :3 uncweannyess -UwU As ^.^ she UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> stain'd? -UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Siw, believe :33 this: -I xDD had wathew ^w^ give my ÚwÚ body than my ÚwÚ souw. -x3 ANGEWO. I talk ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw soul; ^-^ ouw xDD compeww'd x3 sins -Stand ^-^ mowe uWu fow ÚwÚ nyumbew than uWu fow accompt. -UwU ISABEWWA. OwO How uWu say you? -x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wawwant UwU that; uWu fow I can speak -uWu Against OwO the xDD thing I >w< say. Answer ^-^ to :33 this: -OwO I, :3 nyow OwO the >w< voice >_> of OwO the recorded waw, -Pronounce :3 a >_< sentence uWu on >_> youw >_< bwothew's life; -OwO Might there ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a charity in xDD sin -ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 this >_< bwothew's x3 wife? -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Pwease you ^-^ to UwU do't, -I'll UwU take ^.^ it as :3 a peril ^-^ to my ^w^ souw -^w^ It :3 is nyo xDD sin at aww, uWu but >_> chawity. -x3 ANGEWO. Pweas'd you ^-^ to do't at peril >_> of >_> youw >_> souw, -Were >w< equaw ÚwÚ poise >_> of xDD sin ÚwÚ and >_> chawity. -UwU ISABEWWA. :33 That I ^-^ do UwU beg his xDD wife, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be uWu sin, -xDD Heaven let me bear ^.^ it! You granting >_> of my ^.^ suit, ->w< If UwU that >w< be uWu sin, I'll ^-^ make ^.^ it my ^w^ mown >w< pwayew -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ added ^-^ to OwO the faults >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -And nyothing >_> of >_> youw >w< answew. -x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear me; -Your :33 sense puwsues ^.^ nyot mine; ;;w;; eithew you awe ^w^ ignyowant -Ow ÚwÚ seem so, >_< cwaftiwy; ÚwÚ and that's ^.^ nyot :33 good. -UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Wet me >w< be ignyowant, ÚwÚ and in nyothing good -But ;;w;; gwaciouswy ^-^ to xDD knyow I x3 am nyo ^w^ bettew. -x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Thus OwO wisdom :3 wishes ^-^ to :3 appeaw UwU most UwU bwight -When ^.^ it doth >_> tax itself; as ^.^ these bwack uWu masks -UwU Pwocwaim OwO an enshiewded x3 beauty >w< ten xDD times woudew ->w< Than x3 beauty UwU couwd, dispway'd. But mark :3 me: -ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< weceived ÚwÚ pwain, I'll speak ^-^ mowe uWu gwoss- -Your bwothew :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ die. -UwU ISABEWWA. >_> So. -x3 ANGEWO. And his OwO offence :3 is so, as ^.^ it OwO appeaws, -Accountant ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw x3 upon UwU that >w< pain. -UwU ISABEWWA. Twue. -x3 ANGEWO. >_< Admit nyo uWu othew uWu way ^-^ to :33 save his xDD wife, -UwU As I ^w^ subscwibe ^.^ nyot UwU that, :3 nyow ^-^ any xDD othew, -But, in OwO the woss >_> of ^.^ question, UwU that you, his ;;w;; sistew, -UwU Finding yourself >w< desiw'd >_> of such :3 a person -uWu Whose ÚwÚ cwedit with OwO the :33 judge, ^w^ ow >_> own gweat place, -Could ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw bwothew ^-^ fwom OwO the manyacwes -x3 Of OwO the ^.^ aww-binding waw; ÚwÚ and UwU that there ;;w;; wewe -:3 Nyo earthly UwU mean ^-^ to :33 save him uWu but UwU that ;;w;; eithew -You >w< must uWu way ;;w;; down OwO the tweasuwes >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ body -ÚwÚ To :3 this xDD supposed, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ to let him UwU suffew- -What would you x3 do? -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU As >w< much uWu fow my UwU poow bwothew as mysewf; -:33 That ;;w;; is, ;;w;; wewe I uWu undew OwO the >_> tewms >_> of >_< death, -^-^ Th' >w< impwession >_> of keen :3 whips :3 I'd wear as UwU wubies, -And OwO stwip ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to death as ^-^ to :3 a bed -:33 That wonging ^.^ have >_< been uWu sick for, ewe :3 I'd ÚwÚ yiewd -UwU My ÚwÚ body OwO up ^-^ to >w< shame. -x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Then >w< must >_> youw bwothew ^-^ die. -UwU ISABEWWA. And 'twere OwO the OwO cheapew ÚwÚ way: ->_< Bettew ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a bwothew ;;w;; died at UwU once ->w< Than UwU that :3 a ;;w;; sistew, uWu by ;;w;; wedeeming ^w^ him, -;;w;; Shouwd die uWu fow ever. -x3 ANGEWO. Were ^.^ nyot you, then, as x3 cwuew as OwO the >_< sentence -:33 That you ^.^ have slander'd so? -UwU ISABEWWA. Ignominy in >_< wansom ÚwÚ and free pawdon -uWu Awe >_> of two ^.^ houses: lawful UwU mewcy -^-^ Is nyothing uWu kin ^-^ to ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wedemption. -x3 ANGEWO. You >w< seem'd >_> of ^.^ wate ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the OwO waw :3 a OwO tywant; -And wathew ^w^ pwov'd OwO the swiding >_> of >_> youw bwothew -OwO A mewwiment than :3 a UwU vice. -UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, my wowd! ^w^ It ^w^ oft ^.^ fawws out, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have what ^-^ we would x3 have, ^-^ we speak ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we uWu mean: -I xDD something ^-^ do ;;w;; excuse OwO the xDD thing I UwU hate ->_< Fow his ^w^ advantage UwU that I dearly wuv. -x3 ANGEWO. We awe >w< aww frail. -UwU ISABEWWA. Else let my bwothew x3 die, ->w< If ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ fedawy uWu but only ^.^ he -Owe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ succeed >w< thy ^.^ weaknyess. -x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< women awe ;;w;; fwaiw ^w^ too. -UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Ay, as OwO the uWu gwasses xDD whewe uWu they view themsewves, -^w^ Which awe as :33 easy x3 bwoke as uWu they ^-^ make forms. ->_< Women, ^w^ hewp uWu heaven! Men theiw ^-^ cweation mar -UwU In >_> pwofiting uWu by ^.^ them. ;;w;; Nyay, caww OwO us >w< ten xDD times frail; ->_< Fow ^-^ we awe ^.^ soft as ^-^ ouw compwexions awe, -And :33 cweduwous ^-^ to false ÚwÚ pwints. -x3 ANGEWO. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; weww; -And ^-^ fwom :3 this OwO testimony >_> of >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; sex, -x3 Since I suppose ^-^ we awe :3 made ^-^ to >w< be nyo stronger ->w< Than faults ^-^ may >_< shake ^-^ ouw >_< fwames, let me >w< be bold. -I ^-^ do arrest >_> youw wowds. Be UwU that you awe, -:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 a ;;w;; woman; ^-^ if you >w< be :3 mowe, >w< you'we ^.^ nyonye; ->w< If you >w< be one, as you awe ;;w;; weww ;;w;; expwess'd -By >w< aww ^-^ extewnyaw ^-^ wawwants, show ^.^ it :3 nyow -By OwO putting uWu on OwO the xDD destin'd ;;w;; wivewy. -UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have nyo :33 tongue uWu but UwU onye; gentle, my lord, ->_> Wet me intreat you speak OwO the fowmew >_< wanguage. -x3 ANGEWO. >w< Pwainwy conceive, I love you. -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU My bwothew >_> did love ^w^ Juwiet, -And you tell me UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww die for't. -x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, Isabew, ^-^ if you ^w^ give me wuv. -UwU ISABEWWA. I xDD knyow >_> youw :3 viwtue ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; wicense ^w^ in't, -^w^ Which uWu seems :3 a wittwe UwU fouwew than ^.^ it ;;w;; is, -ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck uWu on ^.^ othews. -x3 ANGEWO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, uWu on >_< minye xDD honyouw, -UwU My uWu wowds express my uWu puwpose. -UwU ISABEWWA. Ha! wittwe uWu honyouw ^-^ to >w< be >w< much bewiev'd, -And UwU most pernicious puwpose! :3 Seeming, x3 seeming! -I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim ^.^ thee, OwO Angewo, ÚwÚ wook for't. -^w^ Sign me :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent pawdon uWu fow my bwothew -Or, with OwO an :33 outstwetch'd ÚwÚ thwoat, I'll tell OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; awoud -What man :3 thou awt. -x3 ANGEWO. OwO Who uWu wiww believe ^.^ thee, :33 Isabew? -UwU My ^.^ unsoiw'd uWu nyame, th' austewenyess >_> of my xDD wife, -UwU My vouch x3 against you, ÚwÚ and my place >w< i' th' state, -uWu Wiww OwO so >_> youw ;;w;; accusation overweigh -:33 That you uWu shaww uWu stifwe in >_> youw >_> own report, -And smell >_> of calumny. I ^.^ have ;;w;; begun, -And :3 nyow I ^w^ give my x3 sensuaw OwO wace OwO the ^-^ wein: -OwO Fit >w< thy consent ^-^ to my shawp OwO appetite; ->w< Way uWu by >w< aww nicety ÚwÚ and prolixious bwushes -:33 That ^w^ banyish what uWu they >w< sue UwU fow; ^w^ wedeem >w< thy bwothew -By yielding OwO up >w< thy ÚwÚ body ^-^ to my wiww; -Ow ewse ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ nyot only die OwO the >_< death, -But >w< thy unkindness uWu shaww his death dwaw >_< out -ÚwÚ To ling'ring uWu suffewance. Answer me to-morrow, -Or, uWu by OwO the xDD affection UwU that :3 nyow ;;w;; guides me ÚwÚ most, -I'll ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> tywant ^-^ to >_> him. UwU As uWu fow you, -Say what you ^w^ can: my false ;;w;; o'ewweighs >_> youw true. Exit -UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ To xDD whom shouwd I >_> compwain? OwO Did I tell this, -OwO Who would believe x3 me? :3 O perilous OwO mouths -:33 That bear in them ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same :33 tongue -x3 Eithew >_> of ÚwÚ condemnyation ^w^ ow approof, -^w^ Bidding OwO the OwO waw ^-^ make ^w^ cuwtsy ^-^ to theiw wiww; -x3 Hooking uWu both ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and :33 wwong ^-^ to th' OwO appetite, -ÚwÚ To follow as ^.^ it >w< dwaws! I'll ^-^ to my brother. -^-^ Though ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO faww'n uWu by UwU pwomptuwe >_> of OwO the blood, ->_> Yet ;;w;; hath ^.^ he in him such :3 a :33 mind >_> of uWu honyouw -That, xDD had ^.^ he twenty :3 heads ^-^ to >w< tendew ;;w;; down -uWu On twenty bwoody >w< bwocks, he'd ÚwÚ yiewd them OwO up -Before his ^-^ sistew shouwd xDD hew ÚwÚ body uWu stoop -ÚwÚ To such abhorr'd pollution. ->_> Then, Isabew, live chaste, :3 and, :33 bwothew, die: -Mowe than ^-^ ouw bwothew :3 is ^-^ ouw chastity. -I'll tell him ÚwÚ yet >_> of x3 Angewo's UwU wequest, -And x3 fit his :33 mind ^-^ to >_< death, uWu fow his >_< souw's ^-^ west. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The pwison - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as OwO befowe, >_< CWAUDIO, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST - -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU So, then you >w< hope >_> of pawdon ^-^ fwom Wowd :3 Angewo? -OwO CWAUDIO. The xDD misewabwe ^.^ have nyo uWu othew >w< medicinye -But only :3 hope: -I ^.^ have >w< hope ^-^ to >_< Eve, ÚwÚ and x3 am :33 pwepaw'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Be absowute uWu fow ^w^ death; ;;w;; eithew death ^w^ ow life -:33 Shaww ^.^ theweby >w< be OwO the >_> sweetew. >_< Weason ;;w;; thus with wife. ->w< If I ^-^ do wose ^.^ thee, I ^-^ do wose :3 a xDD thing -:33 That UwU nyonye uWu but fools would keep. OwO A >_> bweath :3 thou :3 awt, -Servile ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the uWu skyey ^w^ infwuences, -:33 That OwO dost :3 this ÚwÚ habitation xDD whewe :3 thou :33 keep'st -UwU Houwwy afflict. :3 Mewewy, :3 thou art ^-^ Death's OwO foow; ->_< Fow him :3 thou uWu wabouw'st uWu by >w< thy flight ^-^ to :3 shun -And ÚwÚ yet wun'st towawd him ^.^ stiww. Thou art ^.^ nyot nyobwe; ->_< Fow >w< aww th' accommodations UwU that :3 thou ^.^ beaw'st -uWu Awe UwU nyuws'd uWu by :3 basenyess. Thou 'rt uWu by nyo :3 means :3 vawiant; ->_< Fow :3 thou OwO dost ;;w;; feaw OwO the ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and >w< tendew fork -x3 Of :3 a UwU poow ;;w;; wowm. x3 Thy :33 best >_> of west :3 is >w< sweep, -And UwU that :3 thou ^w^ oft pwovok'st; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ gwosswy x3 feaw'st -x3 Thy >_< death, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo more. Thou art ^.^ nyot thysewf; ->_< Fow :3 thou exists uWu on many :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 gwains -:33 That xDD issue >_< out >_> of OwO dust. x3 Happy :3 thou art not; ->_< Fow what :3 thou x3 hast ;;w;; nyot, still :3 thou striv'st ^-^ to :3 get, -And what :3 thou hast, >_< fowget'st. Thou art ^.^ nyot uWu cewtain; ->_< Fow >w< thy complexion >_< shifts ^-^ to ÚwÚ stwange effects, -:33 Aftew OwO the ÚwÚ moon. >w< If :3 thou art rich, thou'rt >_< poow; ->_< Fow, >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; ass uWu whose xDD back with >_< ingots bows, -Thou ^.^ beaw'st >w< thy :33 heavy riches uWu but :3 a >_< jouwnyey, -And ^.^ Death unwoads thee. Friend x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ nyonye; ->_< Fow UwU thinye >_> own uWu bowews ;;w;; which ^-^ do caww ÚwÚ thee >_> siwe, -The mere uWu effusion >_> of >w< thy pwopew :3 woins, -Do ^w^ cuwse OwO the :3 gout, ^w^ sewpigo, ÚwÚ and OwO the rheum, ->_< Fow OwO ending ÚwÚ thee nyo OwO soonyew. Thou x3 hast :3 nyow xDD youth :3 nyow ^-^ age, -But, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, OwO an xDD aftew-dinnyew's >w< sweep, -Dreaming uWu on ^-^ both; uWu fow >w< aww >w< thy bwessed xDD youth -:33 Becomes as >w< aged, ÚwÚ and doth UwU beg OwO the ÚwÚ awms -x3 Of pawsied >w< ewd; ÚwÚ and when :3 thou art ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and rich, -Thou x3 hast neither ÚwÚ heat, affection, wimb, :3 nyow :3 beauty, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >w< thy riches pleasant. What's ÚwÚ yet in :3 this -:33 That uWu beaws OwO the name >_> of x3 wife? >_> Yet in :3 this life -Wie hid uWu moe ^w^ thousand ^.^ deaths; ÚwÚ yet death ^-^ we feaw, -:33 That makes ^.^ these >_> odds >w< aww even. -OwO CWAUDIO. I humbly :3 thank you. -ÚwÚ To >w< sue ^-^ to live, I find I >w< seek ^-^ to ^.^ die; -And, >w< seeking >_< death, find wife. >_> Wet ^.^ it come x3 on. -UwU ISABEWWA. xDD [Within] >_> What, UwU ho! xDD Peace xDD hewe; OwO gwace ÚwÚ and good >_> company! -PROVOST. >w< Who's thewe? Come in; OwO the ^w^ wish ^-^ desewves :3 a welcome. -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, ewe wong I'll >w< visit you again. -OwO CWAUDIO. uWu Most holy ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank you. - -x3 Entew ISABEWWA - -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU My ^-^ businyess :3 is :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two with Claudio. -PROVOST. And vewy welcome. Look, UwU signyiow, >w< hewe's >_> youw sistew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Pwovost, :3 a >_> wowd with you. -PROVOST. UwU As many as you pwease. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to hear them ÚwÚ speak, xDD whewe I ^-^ may >w< be uWu conceaw'd. ->_< Exeunt DUKE ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST -OwO CWAUDIO. Nyow, ;;w;; sistew, ^w^ what's OwO the :33 comfowt? -UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Why, -UwU As >w< aww UwU comfowts ;;w;; awe; UwU most uWu good, UwU most uWu good, :3 indeed. -Wowd OwO Angewo, having affairs ^-^ to UwU heaven, -UwU Intends you uWu fow his swift ambassadow, -:3 Whewe you uWu shaww >w< be OwO an xDD evewwasting leiger. -:33 Thewefowe, >_> youw :33 best ;;w;; appointment ^-^ make with ÚwÚ speed; ->w< To-mowwow you xDD set x3 on. -OwO CWAUDIO. ^-^ Is there nyo remedy? -UwU ISABEWWA. None, uWu but such ^.^ wemedy :3 as, ^-^ to :33 save :3 a uWu head, -ÚwÚ To cleave :3 a OwO heawt in OwO twain. -OwO CWAUDIO. But :3 is there any? -UwU ISABEWWA. x3 Yes, :33 bwothew, you ^-^ may ^.^ wive: -Thewe :3 is :3 a uWu deviwish UwU mewcy in OwO the :33 judge, ->w< If ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ impwowe it, UwU that uWu wiww free >_> youw xDD wife, -But fetter you ÚwÚ tiww :33 death. -OwO CWAUDIO. ^.^ Pewpetuaw duwance? -UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Ay, just; x3 pewpetuaw ^-^ duwance, :3 a restraint, -^-^ Though >w< aww OwO the world's ÚwÚ vastidity you ^-^ had, -ÚwÚ To :3 a determin'd ÚwÚ scope. -OwO CWAUDIO. But in what xDD nyatuwe? -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU In such :3 a ^-^ onye :3 as, you >w< consenting to't, -Wouwd bark >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom UwU that twunk you ^-^ beaw, -And xDD weave you naked. -OwO CWAUDIO. >_> Wet me xDD knyow OwO the point. -UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^.^ thee, uWu Cwaudio; ÚwÚ and I quake, -Lest :3 thou :3 a ^-^ fevewous life shouldst ^.^ entewtain, -And OwO six ^w^ ow :3 seven :33 wintews ^-^ mowe >_< wespect ->w< Than :3 a x3 pewpetuaw honyouw. Dar'st :3 thou ^.^ die? -The :33 sense >_> of death :3 is UwU most in ^.^ appwehension; -And OwO the UwU poow beetle UwU that ^-^ we ÚwÚ twead x3 upon -UwU In cowpowaw sufferance ^.^ finds :3 a pang as gweat -UwU As when :3 a giant :3 dies. -OwO CWAUDIO. UwU Why ^w^ give you me :3 this shame? -:33 Think you I can :3 a wesowution ÚwÚ fetch -From >w< fwow'wy UwU tendewnyess? >w< If I >w< must x3 die, -I uWu wiww uWu encountew :3 dawknyess as :3 a ^w^ bwide -And >_> hug ^.^ it in >_< minye arms. -UwU ISABEWWA. Thewe ^-^ spake my brother; there my >_< fathew's grave -OwO Did xDD uttew :3 fowth :3 a ÚwÚ voice. x3 Yes, :3 thou >w< must die: -Thou art xDD too x3 nyobwe ^-^ to UwU consewve :3 a life -UwU In base ;;w;; appwiances. :3 This ^.^ outwawd-sainted >w< deputy, -uWu Whose ;;w;; settwed >_> visage ÚwÚ and uWu dewibewate >_> wowd -^-^ Nyips xDD youth >w< i' th' uWu head, ÚwÚ and fowwies doth :33 enyew -UwU As ^-^ fawcon doth OwO the fowl, :3 is ÚwÚ yet :3 a deviw; -His uWu fiwth within being ^-^ cast, ^.^ he would :3 appeaw -OwO A xDD pond as ^-^ deep as ÚwÚ heww. -OwO CWAUDIO. The OwO pwecise :3 Angewo! -UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, 'tis OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying x3 wivewy >_> of heww -The >_> damnyed'st ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO invest ÚwÚ and cuvw -UwU In OwO pwecise :33 guawds! Dost :3 thou xDD think, :33 Cwaudio, ->w< If I would ÚwÚ yiewd him my ^w^ viwginyity -Thou x3 mightst >w< be x3 fweed? -OwO CWAUDIO. :3 O >_< heavens! ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. -UwU ISABEWWA. x3 Yes, ^.^ he would give't ^.^ thee, ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 wank offence, -^w^ So ^-^ to offend him ^.^ stiww. :3 This nyight's OwO the UwU time -:33 That I shouwd ^-^ do what I ^w^ abhow ^-^ to uWu nyame, -Ow ewse :3 thou >_< diest >w< to-mowwow. -OwO CWAUDIO. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot :3 do't. -UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it uWu but my life! -:3 I'd thwow ^.^ it ;;w;; down uWu fow >_> youw dewivewance -UwU As OwO fwankwy as :3 a pin. -OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Thanks, dear :3 Isabew. -UwU ISABEWWA. Be ^w^ weady, :33 Cwaudio, uWu fow >_> youw death >w< to-mowwow. -OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Yes. xDD Has ^.^ he ÚwÚ affections in him -:33 That ;;w;; thus can ^-^ make him bite OwO the OwO waw uWu by th' nyose -When ^.^ he would x3 fowce it? >w< Suwe ^.^ it :3 is nyo >w< sin; -Ow >_> of OwO the >_> deadwy :3 seven ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >w< weast. -UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ weast? -OwO CWAUDIO. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe >w< damnyabwe, ^.^ he being OwO so ÚwÚ wise, -UwU Why would ^.^ he uWu fow OwO the momentary xDD twick -Be >w< pewduwabwy uWu fin'd?- :3 O :33 Isabew! -UwU ISABEWWA. What :33 says my xDD bwothew? -OwO CWAUDIO. ^.^ Death :3 is :3 a xDD feawfuw >_> thing. -UwU ISABEWWA. And ^.^ shamed life :3 a hatefuw. -OwO CWAUDIO. >w< Ay, uWu but ^-^ to x3 die, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ we xDD knyow ^.^ nyot where; -ÚwÚ To lie in x3 cowd ÚwÚ obstwuction, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< wot; -:3 This sensible warm motion ^-^ to ÚwÚ become -OwO A kneaded clod; ÚwÚ and OwO the dewighted spirit -ÚwÚ To bathe in :33 fiewy floods ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO weside -UwU In thrilling region >_> of thick-ribbed ice; -ÚwÚ To >w< be imprison'd in OwO the UwU viewwess ^.^ winds, -And xDD bwown with ^.^ westwess violence x3 wound about -The pendent ;;w;; wowwd; ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< be >_< wowse than wowst -x3 Of x3 those UwU that :33 wawwess ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ incewtain ^w^ thought -:33 Imaginye ^w^ howwing- 'tis xDD too uWu howwibwe. -The ^w^ weawiest ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 woathed :33 wowwdwy life -:33 That ^-^ age, ache, penyuwy, ÚwÚ and uWu impwisonment, -^w^ Can uWu way uWu on ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is :3 a xDD pawadise -ÚwÚ To what ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw >_> of :33 death. -UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ Awas, awas! -OwO CWAUDIO. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; sistew, let me wive. -What xDD sin you ^-^ do ^-^ to :33 save :3 a >_< bwothew's xDD wife, -:3 Nyatuwe >_< dispenses with OwO the deed OwO so :3 faw -:33 That ^.^ it >_< becomes :3 a ;;w;; viwtue. -UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O you beast! -:3 O xDD faithwess coward! :3 O >_< dishonyest ^w^ wwetch! -uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be :3 made :3 a man >_< out >_> of my >_< vice? -:3 Is't ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< kind >_> of incest ^-^ to UwU take life -From UwU thinye >_> own ;;w;; sistew's shame? What shouwd I think? -xDD Heaven OwO shiewd my mothew >_> pway'd my fathew faiw! ->_< Fow such :3 a wawped :33 swip >_> of x3 wiwdewnyess -:33 Nye'ew issu'd ^-^ fwom his bwood. ;;w;; Take my >_< defiance; -xDD Die; UwU pewish. OwO Might uWu but my bending ;;w;; down -xDD Wepwieve ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< fate, ^.^ it shouwd :3 pwoceed. -I'll pray :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pwayews uWu fow >w< thy >_< death, -:3 Nyo >_> wowd ^-^ to :33 save thee. -OwO CWAUDIO. ;;w;; Nyay, hear uWu me, :3 Isabew. -UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! -x3 Thy x3 sin's ^.^ nyot :3 accidentaw, uWu but :3 a trade. -uWu Mewcy ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee would ^w^ pwuv itsewf :3 a bawd; -^.^ 'Tis :33 best UwU that :3 thou >_< diest ^w^ quickwy. -OwO CWAUDIO. :33 O, hear uWu me, ^.^ Isabewwa. - -;;w;; We-entew DUKE - -ÚwÚ DUKE. Vouchsafe :3 a ;;w;; wowd, x3 young ;;w;; sistew, uWu but ^-^ onye :33 wowd. -UwU ISABEWWA. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Might you UwU dispense with >_> youw leisure, I would uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by ^.^ have ->w< some OwO speech with OwO you; OwO the satisfaction I would require :3 is -wikewise >_> youw >_> own benefit. -UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have nyo OwO supewfwuous >_< weisuwe; my stay >w< must >w< be :33 stowen >_< out ->_> of uWu othew affairs; uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ attend you >_> awhiwe. -^w^ [Wawks ^w^ apawt] -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Son, I ^.^ have ;;w;; uvwheawd what ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd :3 between you ÚwÚ and >_> youw -sistew. x3 Angewo xDD had never OwO the OwO puwpose ^-^ to corrupt UwU hew; only ^.^ he ;;w;; hath -:3 made OwO an >w< assay >_> of xDD hew :3 viwtue ^-^ to ;;w;; pwactise his ÚwÚ judgment with OwO the -^-^ disposition >_> of nyatuwes. ^.^ She, having OwO the >w< twuth >_> of uWu honyouw in UwU hew, -;;w;; hath :3 made him UwU that >_< gwacious UwU denyiaw ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 is UwU most ^.^ gwad ^-^ to -weceive. I x3 am UwU confessow ^-^ to OwO Angewo, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow :3 this ^-^ to >w< be true; -OwO thewefowe :33 pwepawe yourself ^-^ to :33 death. Do ^.^ nyot xDD satisfy >_> youw -wesowution with OwO hopes UwU that awe fallible; to-morrow you >w< must ^.^ die; ->w< go ^-^ to >_> youw knyees ÚwÚ and ^-^ make weady. -OwO CWAUDIO. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ ask my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; pawdon. I x3 am OwO so >_< out >_> of love with life -UwU that I uWu wiww >w< sue ^-^ to >w< be x3 wid >_> of it. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Hold you ^.^ thewe. >w< Faweweww. xDD [Exit >_< CWAUDIO] uWu Pwovost, :3 a >_> wowd with -you. - -;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST - -PROVOST. What's >_> youw wiww, fathew? -ÚwÚ DUKE. That, :3 nyow you awe xDD come, you uWu wiww >w< be gone. Weave me :3 a >_< whiwe -with OwO the >_< maid; my :33 mind ^w^ pwomises with my :33 habit nyo woss uWu shaww ^.^ touch -xDD hew uWu by my :33 company. -PROVOST. UwU In good xDD time. Exit xDD PWOVOST -ÚwÚ DUKE. The hand UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 made you fair ;;w;; hath :3 made you >w< good; OwO the -xDD goodnyess UwU that :3 is UwU cheap in x3 beauty makes x3 beauty bwief in uWu goodnyess; -uWu but >w< gwace, being OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of >_> youw :3 compwexion, uWu shaww ^-^ keep OwO the ÚwÚ body ->_> of ^.^ it >w< evew x3 faiw. The assauwt UwU that x3 Angewo ;;w;; hath :3 made ^-^ to you, ->_> fowtunye ;;w;; hath uWu convey'd ^-^ to my xDD undewstanding; :3 and, uWu but UwU that >_< fwaiwty -;;w;; hath ;;w;; exampwes uWu fow his falling, I shouwd wonder at ^.^ Angewo. OwO How -uWu wiww you ^-^ do ^-^ to ^.^ content :3 this substitute, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 save >_> youw xDD bwothew? -UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am :3 nyow ^-^ going ^-^ to :3 wesowve him; I xDD had wathew my bwothew -die uWu by OwO the OwO waw than my :3 son shouwd >w< be unlawfully uWu bown. But, :33 O, how ->w< much :3 is OwO the good UwU Duke :33 deceiv'd in :3 Angewo! >w< If >w< evew ^.^ he return, ÚwÚ and -I can speak ^-^ to ^w^ him, I uWu wiww open my lips in vain, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ discuvw his -guvwnment. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 That uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< much ^w^ amiss; >_> yet, as OwO the matter :3 nyow :3 stands, -^.^ he uWu wiww UwU avoid >_> youw ÚwÚ accusation: ^.^ he :3 made UwU twiaw >_> of you :33 onwy. -OwO Thewefowe OwO fasten >_> youw ear uWu on my advisings; ^-^ to OwO the love I ^.^ have in -UwU doing good :3 a ^.^ wemedy pwesents itself. I ^-^ do ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf believe -UwU that you ^-^ may UwU most upwighteouswy ^-^ do :3 a UwU poow >_< wwonged wady :3 a ^-^ mewited -benefit; ^w^ wedeem >_> youw bwothew ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 angwy waw; ^-^ do nyo :33 stain ^-^ to ->_> youw >_> own >_< gwacious ^-^ pewson; ÚwÚ and >w< much >w< pwease OwO the ÚwÚ absent Duke, ^-^ if -peradventure ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< evew xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ^.^ have hearing >_> of :3 this -:33 businyess. -UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Wet me hear you speak fawthew; I ^.^ have spirit ^-^ to ^-^ do -^w^ anything UwU that >_> appeaws ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw in OwO the >w< twuth >_> of my spirit. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Viwtue :3 is bold, ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess never uWu feawfuw. >_< Have you ^.^ nyot -heard speak >_> of :33 Mawianya, OwO the ^-^ sistew >_> of ÚwÚ Fwedewick, OwO the gweat -sowdiew ^-^ who ^.^ miscawwied at ^-^ sea? -UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have heard >_> of OwO the >w< wady, ÚwÚ and good uWu wowds went with xDD hew ->w< nyame. -ÚwÚ DUKE. She shouwd :3 this x3 Angewo ^.^ have ÚwÚ mawwied; ÚwÚ was >_> affianced ^-^ to xDD hew uWu by -^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw :3 appointed; :3 between ;;w;; which UwU time >_> of OwO the -:33 contwact ÚwÚ and UwU wimit >_> of OwO the sowemnyity xDD hew bwothew >_< Fwedewick ÚwÚ was -wreck'd at >_< sea, having in UwU that perished vessel OwO the dowwy >_> of his -sistew. But mark how heavily :3 this befeww ^-^ to OwO the UwU poow UwU gentwewoman: -there ^.^ she lost :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and renowned :33 bwothew, in his love towawd -xDD hew >w< evew UwU most >w< kind ÚwÚ and natural; with him OwO the portion ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sinyew >_> of -xDD hew OwO fowtunye, xDD hew ;;w;; mawwiage-dowwy; with ^.^ both, xDD hew >w< combinyate -xDD husband, :3 this weww-seeming ^.^ Angewo. -UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ Can :3 this >w< be so? OwO Did x3 Angewo OwO so xDD weave uWu hew? -ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Weft xDD hew in xDD hew >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and dried ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> of them with his -OwO comfowt; swawwowed his >_< vows whole, ^w^ pwetending in xDD hew discuvwies ->_> of dishonour; in few, bestow'd xDD hew uWu on xDD hew >_> own OwO wamentation, ;;w;; which -^.^ she ÚwÚ yet weaws uWu fow his OwO sake; ÚwÚ and >_< he, :3 a marble ^-^ to xDD hew >_< teaws, :3 is ->_> washed with ;;w;; them, uWu but wewents not. -UwU ISABEWWA. What :3 a merit ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it in death ^-^ to UwU take :3 this UwU poow maid ^-^ fwom -OwO the world! What :33 cowwuption in :3 this life UwU that ^.^ it uWu wiww let :3 this man -wive! But how >_< out >_> of :3 this can ^.^ she x3 avaiw? -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD wuptuwe UwU that you ^-^ may easiwy ^w^ heaw; ÚwÚ and OwO the cure >_> of ^.^ it -^.^ nyot only ;;w;; saves >_> youw :33 bwothew, uWu but >_< keeps you ^-^ fwom ^-^ dishonyouw in -UwU doing it. -UwU ISABEWWA. Show me ;;w;; how, good father. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This ^.^ fowenyamed maid ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet in xDD hew OwO the UwU continyuance >_> of xDD hew -^.^ fiwst affection; his ^.^ unjust unkindnyess, UwU that in >w< aww reason shouwd -^.^ have >_< quenched xDD hew love, ;;w;; hath, >_< wike OwO an uWu impediment in OwO the x3 cuwwent, -:3 made ^.^ it ^-^ mowe viowent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unwuwy. uWu Go you ^-^ to Angelo; ÚwÚ answew his ->_> wequiwing with :3 a UwU pwausibwe uWu obedience; agree with his demands ^-^ to -OwO the >_< point; only ^.^ wefew yourself ^-^ to :3 this :3 advantage: :33 fiwst, UwU that ->_> youw stay with him ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD wong; UwU that OwO the UwU time ^-^ may ^.^ have >w< aww -;;w;; shadow ÚwÚ and siwence in xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO the place ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to convenyience. -:3 This being gwanted in uWu couwse- ÚwÚ and :3 nyow UwU fowwows ÚwÚ aww: ^-^ we uWu shaww -:33 advise :3 this >_< wwonged maid ^-^ to stead OwO up >_> youw OwO appointment, >w< go in >_> youw -:3 pwace. >w< If OwO the uWu encountew acknyowwedge itsewf hereafter, ^.^ it ^-^ may -x3 compew him ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ wecompense; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, uWu by this, :3 is >_> youw bwothew -saved, >_> youw uWu honyouw untainted, OwO the UwU poow Mawianya >w< advantaged, ÚwÚ and -OwO the corrupt uWu deputy scaled. The maid uWu wiww I fwame ÚwÚ and ^-^ make x3 fit uWu fow -his OwO attempt. >w< If you ÚwÚ think ;;w;; weww ^-^ to carry :3 this as you >w< may, OwO the -:33 doubwenyess >_> of OwO the benefit ^-^ defends OwO the deceit ^-^ fwom wepwoof. What -ÚwÚ think you >_> of it? -UwU ISABEWWA. The ^.^ image >_> of ^.^ it gives me ^.^ content ;;w;; awweady; ÚwÚ and I xDD twust ^.^ it -uWu wiww gwow ^-^ to :3 a UwU most pwospewous OwO pewfection. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 wies >w< much in >_> youw howding :33 up. xDD Haste you speedily ^-^ to -Angelo; ^-^ if uWu fow :3 this night ^.^ he entweat you ^-^ to his :33 bed, ^w^ give him -pwomise >_> of ÚwÚ satisfaction. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to x3 Saint UwU Wuke's; there, -at OwO the :33 moated ^.^ gwange, UwU wesides :3 this dejected :33 Mawianya. ^.^ At UwU that -place caww x3 upon me; ÚwÚ and uWu dispatch with OwO Angewo, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be -^w^ quickwy. -UwU ISABEWWA. I :3 thank you uWu fow :3 this uWu comfowt. Fawe you well, good father. ->_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy - - - - -Scene >_> II. -The uWu stweet before OwO the pwison - -OwO Entew, uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, DUKE uWu disguised as ^.^ befowe; uWu on OwO the xDD othew, >w< EWBOW, +:33 That ;;w;; they uWu did wake >_< each :3 othew. UwU I :33 stood ÚwÚ and heard ÚwÚ them, +OwO But ;;w;; they uWu did >_> say uWu theiw >_< pwayews ÚwÚ and address'd them +^.^ Again to OwO sweep. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Thewe OwO awe >w< two wodged together. +OwO MACBETH. x3 Onye cwied, UwU "God ;;w;; bwess OwO us!" ÚwÚ and uWu "Amen" x3 the ÚwÚ othew, +;;w;; As ;;w;; they xDD had :3 seen ;;w;; me with these hangman's ^w^ hands. +Listening uWu theiw ;;w;; feaw, UwU I couwd nyot >_> say :33 "Amen," +x3 When ;;w;; they uWu did say, UwU "God ;;w;; bwess OwO us!" +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Consider >w< it nyot UwU so deepwy. +OwO MACBETH. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe couwd nyot UwU I pwonyounce x3 "Amen"? +UwU I xDD had UwU most >_< nyeed of blessing, ÚwÚ and uWu "Amen" +^.^ Stuck uWu in x3 my uWu thwoat. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; These >_< deeds ^w^ must nyot be xDD thought +>w< Aftew these x3 ways; >_> so, >w< it xDD wiww >_< make >_> us >_> mad. +OwO MACBETH. UwU I heard :3 a uWu voice ^-^ cwy, "Sleep nyo uWu mowe! +^.^ Macbeth does muwthew ^w^ sweep" ^.^ -the innocent sweep, +OwO Sweep :3 that xDD knyits x3 up x3 the ^w^ wavew'd sweave of care, +uWu The :33 death of >_< each day's :3 wife, ^w^ sowe ^.^ wabow's :33 bath, +^.^ Bawm of ÚwÚ huwt x3 minds, great ;;w;; nyatuwe's second course, +:33 Chief nyouwishew uWu in ^w^ wife's feast- +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> What UwU do xDD you ^.^ mean? +OwO MACBETH. UwU Stiww >w< it cwied, "Sleep nyo x3 mowe!" to aww x3 the ^.^ house; +^-^ "Gwamis hath murther'd sweep, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe OwO Cawdow +Shall :33 sweep nyo more. ^.^ Macbeth UwU shaww :33 sweep nyo ^.^ mowe." +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Who UwU was >w< it :3 that OwO thus >_> cwied? Why, ÚwÚ wowthy Thanye, +>_> You UwU do unbend x3 youw x3 nyobwe >_< stwength, to think +^w^ So brainsickly of xDD things. ^w^ Go, get x3 some UwU watew +xDD And >_< wash ÚwÚ this :33 fiwthy >_> witnyess from x3 youw >w< hand. +Why uWu did xDD you ;;w;; bwing these ÚwÚ daggews from x3 the :3 pwace? +^-^ They ^w^ must >_< wie :33 thewe. Go carry ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and smeaw +uWu The UwU sweepy grooms with blood. +OwO MACBETH. I'll OwO go nyo more. +UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid to think >_> what UwU I uWu have donye; +Wook ^.^ on't again UwU I dawe not. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Infiwm of puwpose! +Give ;;w;; me x3 the :33 daggews. uWu The x3 sweeping ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< dead +^w^ Awe >_> but >_< as pictures; UwU 'tis x3 the ^w^ eye of childhood +:33 That OwO feaws :3 a painted deviw. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do bleed, +I'll gild x3 the faces of x3 the grooms withaw, +For >w< it ^w^ must xDD seem uWu theiw ÚwÚ guiwt. ÚwÚ Exit. Knocking x3 within. +OwO MACBETH. OwO Whence >_> is :3 that ;;w;; knyocking? +How :3 is't with uWu me, when every noise ^-^ appaws me? +>_> What ^.^ hands OwO awe hewe? >w< Ha, ;;w;; they pluck x3 out >_< minye xDD eyes! +Will aww great >_< Nyeptunye's xDD ocean >_< wash ÚwÚ this :3 bwood +Cwean from x3 my hand? :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ this x3 my uWu hand xDD wiww rather +uWu The x3 muwtitudinyous seas incarnadine, +^.^ Making x3 the green one red. + +^.^ We-entew xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. + +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. OwO My ^.^ hands OwO awe of x3 youw cowow, >_> but UwU I ^-^ shame +;;w;; To ^-^ weaw :3 a >_< heawt UwU so :3 white. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] UwU I hear knocking +At x3 the south entry. Retire ^.^ we to UwU ouw ^.^ chambew. +^-^ A xDD wittwe UwU watew clears >_> us of ÚwÚ this UwU deed. +How ^w^ easy >_> is >w< it >w< then! uWu Youw >_> constancy +>_< Hath left xDD you unyattended. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] Hawk, ^.^ mowe OwO knyocking. +>_< Get on x3 youw nightgown, xDD west ;;w;; occasion caww >_> us +xDD And x3 show >_> us to be watchews. ^w^ Be nyot wost +^w^ So poorly uWu in x3 youw >w< thoughts. +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 my OwO deed, >w< 'twewe best nyot ^.^ knyow :3 mysewf. +Knocking x3 within. +ÚwÚ Wake >_> Duncan with >w< thy xDD knyocking! UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou uWu couwdst! +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The :33 same. + +Entew :3 a Porter. Knocking x3 within. + +PORTER. >_> Hewe's :3 a knocking ^w^ indeed! ;;w;; If :3 a x3 man :3 wewe powtew of Heww +ÚwÚ Gate, ^.^ he >_> shouwd uWu have ;;w;; owd ;;w;; tuwnying x3 the x3 key. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] +Knyock, knyock, knock! Who's thewe, :33 i' x3 the xDD nyame of ÚwÚ Bewzebub? >_> Hewe's +:3 a OwO fawmew :3 that hanged >_< himsewf on x3 th' expectation of pwenty. :3 Come +uWu in xDD time! :3 Have napkins ^w^ enyow about uWu you; OwO hewe you'ww UwU sweat xDD fowt. +xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] Knyock, knock! Who's thewe, uWu in x3 th' othew +>_> deviw's :3 nyame? Faith, hewe's >w< an equivocatow :3 that couwd >_< sweaw uWu in +both x3 the scawes OwO against xDD eithew ^w^ scawe, who >_> committed UwU tweason +enough fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, yet couwd nyot x3 equivocate to UwU heaven. >_< O, +come x3 in, equivocator. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] Knyock, knyock, knock! +Who's OwO thewe? Faith, hewe's >w< an :3 Engwish ^w^ taiwow come hithew, fow +stealing x3 out of :3 a OwO Fwench x3 hose. :3 Come x3 in, tailor; OwO hewe xDD you OwO may +:3 woast x3 youw >_< goose. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] Knyock, knock! xDD Nyevew uWu at +>w< quiet! >_> What OwO awe you? OwO But ÚwÚ this :33 pwace >_> is ^w^ too UwU cowd fow uWu heww. I'll +>_< deviw-powtew >w< it nyo fuwthew. UwU I xDD had xDD thought to uWu have wet uWu in x3 some of +aww xDD pwofessions, :3 that OwO go x3 the pwimwose uWu way to x3 the everlasting +bonfire. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] ;;w;; Anyon, :33 anyon! UwU I pray UwU you, remember x3 the +;;w;; powtew. +:33 Opens x3 the uWu gate. + +Entew >_< Macduff ÚwÚ and Wennyox. + +:3 MACDUFF. Was >w< it UwU so late, fwiend, ere xDD you OwO went to ^.^ bed, +:33 That xDD you UwU do >_< wie UwU so uWu wate? +PORTER. Faith, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we :3 wewe ^w^ cawousing >w< tiww x3 the second UwU cock; ÚwÚ and +dwink, ^w^ siw, >_> is :3 a great x3 pwovokew of >w< thwee xDD things. +:3 MACDUFF. >_> What >w< thwee ^.^ things does ÚwÚ dwink especially ^.^ pwovoke? +PORTER. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, nyose-painting, sweep, ÚwÚ and urine. Wechewy, ^w^ siw, +>w< it >_> pwovokes ÚwÚ and uWu unpwovokes: >w< it >_> pwovokes x3 the >_> desiwe, >_> but >w< it UwU takes +OwO away x3 the performance. Therefore much ÚwÚ dwink OwO may be uWu said to be >w< an +equivocatow with lechery: >w< it x3 makes :3 him, ÚwÚ and >w< it ;;w;; maws him; >w< it :33 sets +^.^ him ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU takes ^.^ him :33 off; >w< it pewsuades ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >w< disheawtens +him; x3 makes ^.^ him stand to ÚwÚ and nyot stand >w< to; uWu in conclusion, +equivocates ^.^ him uWu in :3 a sweep, ÚwÚ and ^.^ giving ^.^ him x3 the wie, >w< weaves ^.^ him. +:3 MACDUFF. UwU I ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ dwink uWu gave uWu thee x3 the >_< wie >w< wast OwO nyight. +PORTER. :33 That >w< it ^-^ did, ^w^ siw, :33 i' x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ thwoat on OwO me; >_> but uWu wequited +^.^ him fow :33 his wie, x3 and, UwU I >_< think, ^.^ being ^w^ too >w< stwong fow :3 him, ^w^ though +^.^ he >_> took x3 up x3 my UwU wegs xDD sometime, yet UwU I UwU made OwO shift to ;;w;; cast ^.^ him. +:3 MACDUFF. Is >w< thy >_< mastew stirring? + +Entew OwO Macbeth. + +Our knocking >_> has ÚwÚ awaked him; OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. +WENNyOX. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 nyobwe sir. +OwO MACBETH. morrow, xDD both. +:3 MACDUFF. Is x3 the ^w^ King stirring, ÚwÚ wowthy x3 Thanye? +OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> yet. +:3 MACDUFF. >w< He uWu did ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me to caww timely on him; +UwU I uWu have almost slipp'd x3 the hour. +OwO MACBETH. I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to ^.^ him. +:3 MACDUFF. UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a >w< joyfuw >_> twoubwe to UwU you, +OwO But yet UwU 'tis onye. +OwO MACBETH. uWu The xDD wabow ^.^ we delight uWu in :33 physics OwO pain. +This >_> is x3 the UwU doow. +>w< MACDUFF I'll >_< make UwU so bold to >_> caww, +For UwU 'tis x3 my ^-^ wimited service. ÚwÚ Exit. +WENNyOX. x3 Goes x3 the ^w^ King >w< hence today? +OwO MACBETH. >w< He :3 does; ^.^ he uWu did ÚwÚ appoint :3 so. +WENNyOX. uWu The >w< nyight >_> has :33 been unruly. Whewe ^.^ we lay, +Our >_< chimnyeys :3 wewe >_> bwown ;;w;; down, x3 and, >_< as ;;w;; they say, +ÚwÚ Wamentings heard :33 i' x3 the air, ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; scweams of UwU death, +xDD And ;;w;; pwophesying with ;;w;; accents tewwibwe +Of xDD diwe combustion ÚwÚ and ^-^ confused events +xDD Nyew ÚwÚ hatch'd to x3 the ^.^ woefuw uWu time. uWu The uWu obscuwe biwd +Clamor'd x3 the :33 wivewong OwO nyight. ;;w;; Some >_> say x3 the ^.^ eawth +Was feverous ÚwÚ and uWu did ^w^ shake. +OwO MACBETH. >_< 'Twas :3 a OwO wough ^w^ fight. +WENNyOX. OwO My xDD young wemembwance ;;w;; cannyot uWu pawawwew +^-^ A fewwow to :3 it. + +^.^ We-entew ^w^ Macduff. + +:3 MACDUFF. x3 O howwow, howwow, >_> howwow! OwO Tongue nor >_< heawt +UwU Cannyot :33 conceive nor xDD nyame thee. +OwO MACBETH. WENNyOX. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +:3 MACDUFF. >w< Confusion nyow hath UwU made :33 his x3 mastewpiece. +:3 Most ÚwÚ sacwiwegious muwthew hath broke ^w^ ope +uWu The Lord's ^-^ anyointed OwO tempwe ÚwÚ and OwO stowe thence +uWu The >w< wife ^.^ o' x3 the buiwding. +OwO MACBETH. >_> What :3 is't xDD you ^.^ say? x3 the :33 wife? +WENNyOX. UwU Mean xDD you :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty? +:3 MACDUFF. OwO Appwoach x3 the chamber, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ destwoy x3 youw ^.^ sight +With :3 a x3 nyew ^-^ Gowgon. Do nyot bid ;;w;; me speak; +:3 See, ÚwÚ and xDD then speak youwsewves. +Exeunt ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and Wennyox. +xDD Awake, ;;w;; awake! +^w^ Wing x3 the OwO awawum bell. >w< Muwthew ÚwÚ and treason! +Banquo ÚwÚ and Donalbain! ^.^ Mawcowm, ;;w;; awake! +:33 Shake x3 off ÚwÚ this :3 downy sweep, ^w^ death's >_< countewfeit, +xDD And wook on :33 death itself! ^-^ Up, up, ÚwÚ and >_> see +uWu The great ^w^ doom's image! Malcolm! Banquo! +;;w;; As from x3 youw gwaves rise up, ÚwÚ and UwU wawk ^.^ wike OwO spwites +;;w;; To >_< countenyance ÚwÚ this >_> howwow! ^w^ Wing x3 the bell. Bell rings. + +Entew xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. + +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. x3 What's x3 the business, +:33 That xDD such :3 a ^-^ hideous ÚwÚ twumpet ;;w;; cawws to parley +uWu The ^w^ sweepews of x3 the >_> house? ÚwÚ Speak, ^w^ speak! +:3 MACDUFF. x3 O ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, +'Tis nyot fow xDD you to hear >_> what UwU I ^.^ can ^w^ speak: +uWu The repetition uWu in :3 a xDD woman's ear +Wouwd muwthew >_< as >w< it x3 feww. + +Entew xDD Banquo. + +x3 O Banquo, Banquo! +Our royal xDD mastew's uWu muwthew'd. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Woe, ^.^ awas! +What, uWu in UwU ouw >_> house? +;;w;; BANQUO. Too UwU cwuew anywhewe. +>_< Deaw UwU Duff, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, contwadict ;;w;; thysewf, +xDD And >_> say >w< it >_> is nyot :3 so. + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and Lennox, with Ross. + +OwO MACBETH. xDD Had UwU I >_> but >w< died >w< an >_> houw >w< befowe ÚwÚ this chance, +UwU I xDD had >_< wived :3 a blessed time, fow from ÚwÚ this x3 instant +>_> Thewe's >_< nyothing sewious uWu in >_< mowtawity. +All >_> is >_> but ^w^ toys; renown ÚwÚ and xDD gwace >_> is >_< dead, +uWu The winye of >w< wife >_> is x3 dwawn, ÚwÚ and x3 the mere lees +Is left ÚwÚ this >_< vauwt to bwag uWu of. + +Entew xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Donyawbain. + +DONyAWBAIN. >_> What >_> is amiss? +OwO MACBETH. >_> You awe, ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot uWu knyow't. +uWu The spring, x3 the head, x3 the ^w^ fountain of x3 youw :3 bwood +Is ÚwÚ stopped, x3 the xDD vewy uWu souwce of >w< it >_> is ^.^ stopp'd. +:3 MACDUFF. uWu Youw royal father's uWu muwthew'd. +MAWCOWM. >_< O, ^.^ by >w< whom? +WENNyOX. >w< Those of :33 his chamber, >_< as >w< it ;;w;; seem'd, xDD had >_< donye't. +^-^ Theiw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and faces :3 wewe aww badged with ^-^ bwood; +^w^ So :3 wewe uWu theiw daggews, which unwiped ^.^ we >_> found +>_> Upon uWu theiw OwO piwwows. +^-^ They uWu stawed, ÚwÚ and :3 wewe distracted; nyo :33 man's >w< wife +Was to be >_< twusted with OwO them. +OwO MACBETH. >_< O, yet UwU I UwU do wepent ;;w;; me of x3 my ^w^ fuwy, +:33 That UwU I uWu did OwO kiww OwO them. +:3 MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Whewefowe uWu did xDD you so? +OwO MACBETH. Who ^.^ can be >_< wise, xDD amazed, ^w^ tempewate ÚwÚ and OwO fuwious, +>_> Woyaw ÚwÚ and >w< nyeutwaw, uWu in :3 a moment? No man. +uWu The ÚwÚ expedition of x3 my :3 viowent wuv +Outwun x3 the pausew reason. :3 Hewe uWu way xDD Duncan, +ÚwÚ His :33 siwvew uWu skin laced with :33 his golden bwood, +xDD And :33 his ^w^ gash'd >_> stabs >_> wook'd ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ bweach uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe +For OwO wuin's ^w^ wastefuw >_< entwance; thewe, x3 the xDD muwthewews, +ÚwÚ Steep'd uWu in x3 the cowows of uWu theiw twade, uWu theiw ÚwÚ daggews +>w< Unmannyewwy breech'd with gowe. Who couwd >_< wefwain, +:33 That xDD had :3 a >_< heawt to xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that >_< heawt +^.^ Couwage to >_< make ^-^ 's wuv known? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Hewp ;;w;; me hence, ho! +:3 MACDUFF. Wook to x3 the >_> wady. +MAWCOWM. ^-^ [Aside to Donyawbain.] Why UwU do ^.^ we howd UwU ouw tongues, +:33 That UwU most OwO may >_< cwaim ÚwÚ this :33 awgument fow uWu ouws? +DONyAWBAIN. ^-^ [Aside to uWu Mawcowm.] >_> What >_> shouwd be >w< spoken UwU hewe, :3 whewe +UwU ouw fate, +OwO Hid uWu in >w< an augew :3 howe, OwO may >_< wush ÚwÚ and x3 seize us? +:3 Wet's away, +Our tears OwO awe nyot yet brew'd. +MAWCOWM. ^-^ [Aside to Donyawbain.] x3 Nyow UwU ouw >w< stwong sorrow +>_> Upon x3 the :33 foot of ;;w;; motion. +;;w;; BANQUO. Wook to x3 the >_> wady. +xDD Wady ^.^ Macbeth >_> is cawwied OwO out. +xDD And when ^.^ we uWu have UwU ouw nyaked fwaiwties :3 hid, +:33 That suffew uWu in ^w^ exposuwe, wet >_> us :3 meet +xDD And ;;w;; question ÚwÚ this UwU most bwoody ^.^ piece of ^.^ wowk +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow >w< it fuwthew. Feaws ÚwÚ and ^-^ scwupwes ;;w;; shake >_> us. +^w^ In x3 the great uWu hand of ^w^ God UwU I x3 stand, ÚwÚ and thence +^w^ Against x3 the undivuwged pretense UwU I >w< fight +Of treasonous xDD mawice. +:3 MACDUFF. xDD And UwU so UwU do ^.^ I. +uWu AWW. ^w^ So all. +OwO MACBETH. :3 Wet's briefly put on xDD manwy readiness +xDD And :3 meet :33 i' x3 the ^-^ haww together. +uWu AWW. Weww ÚwÚ contented. +Exeunt aww >_> but xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Donyawbain. +MAWCOWM. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you ^-^ do? :3 Wet's nyot consort with OwO them. +;;w;; To x3 show >w< an x3 unfewt sorrow >_> is >w< an ^.^ office +>_< Which x3 the UwU fawse x3 man does x3 easy. I'll to ^w^ Engwand. +DONyAWBAIN. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ Iwewand, x3 I; UwU ouw separated :3 fowtunye +Shall >_< keep >_> us both x3 the safer. Whewe ^.^ we OwO awe +>_> Thewe's ÚwÚ daggews uWu in men's ÚwÚ smiwes; x3 the nyeaw uWu in bwood, +uWu The nyeawew ^-^ bwoody. +MAWCOWM. This ^w^ muwthewous >w< shaft ^w^ that's UwU shot +>_< Hath nyot yet ^.^ wighted, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_< safest uWu way +Is to avoid x3 the ÚwÚ aim. Therefore to :33 howse; +xDD And wet >_> us nyot be UwU dainty of >_< weave-taking, +OwO But OwO shift xDD away. >_> Thewe's :33 wawwant uWu in :3 that :3 theft +>_< Which steals itsewf when there's nyo xDD mewcy left. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +^-^ Outside >_> Macbeth's >w< castwe. + +Entew ÚwÚ Woss with >w< an ^-^ Owd uWu Man. + +OLD >_< MAN. ^.^ Thweescowe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten UwU I ^.^ can remember weww, +OwO Within x3 the >_< vowume of which time UwU I uWu have :3 seen +>w< Houws :3 dweadfuw ÚwÚ and ^.^ things >_> stwange, >_> but ÚwÚ this ^w^ sowe >w< nyight +>_< Hath trifled xDD fowmew knowings. +:3 WOSS. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ fathew, +^.^ Thou seest x3 the >w< heavens, >_< as troubled with :33 man's ;;w;; act, +Threaten :33 his bwoody stage. ^-^ By x3 the >w< cwock UwU 'tis ^-^ day, +xDD And yet dark >w< nyight strangles x3 the >w< twavewing wamp. +^-^ Is't night's ÚwÚ pwedominyance, ow x3 the day's UwU shame, +:33 That >w< dawknyess does x3 the OwO face of ^.^ eawth x3 entomb, +x3 When UwU wiving >w< wight >_> shouwd :3 kiss :33 it? +OLD >_< MAN. 'Tis unnatural, +Even ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ deed ^w^ that's ^-^ donye. On Tuesday >w< wast +^-^ A fawcon towering uWu in her >_< pwide of :33 pwace +Was ^.^ by :3 a OwO mousing owl >_< hawk'd uWu at ÚwÚ and kill'd. +:3 WOSS. xDD And :33 Duncan's OwO howses-a ^.^ thing UwU most ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and x3 cewtain- +Beauteous ÚwÚ and swift, x3 the minions of uWu theiw :33 wace, +:3 Tuwn'd >w< wiwd uWu in nyatuwe, broke uWu theiw ;;w;; stawws, UwU fwung ^.^ out, +Contending uWu 'gainst xDD obedience, >_< as ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd >_< make +War with mankind. +OLD >_< MAN. 'Tis uWu said ;;w;; they eat >_< each :3 othew. +:3 WOSS. ^-^ They uWu did >_> so, to x3 the amazement of >_< minye eyes +:33 That >_> wook'd :33 upon't. + +Entew ^w^ Macduff. + +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ Macduff. +How xDD goes x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ^w^ siw, ^.^ nyow? +:3 MACDUFF. Why, >_> see xDD you ^w^ nyot? +:3 WOSS. ^-^ Is't ÚwÚ knyown who uWu did ÚwÚ this ^.^ mowe than bwoody deed? +:3 MACDUFF. >w< Those :3 that ^.^ Macbeth hath ^w^ swain. +:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the ^.^ day! +>_> What ÚwÚ good couwd ;;w;; they pretend? +:3 MACDUFF. ^-^ They :3 wewe UwU subown'd: +xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and Donyawbain, x3 the >_< King's >w< two sons, +^w^ Awe :3 stow'n OwO away ÚwÚ and fwed, which puts ;;w;; upon them +Suspicion of x3 the UwU deed. +:3 WOSS. ^w^ 'Gainst ÚwÚ nyatuwe :33 stiww! +Thriftless ambition, :3 that wiwt ravin x3 up +OwO Thinye UwU own ^w^ wife's UwU means! UwU Then UwU 'tis UwU most ^.^ wike +uWu The UwU suvweignty xDD wiww faww ;;w;; upon OwO Macbeth. +:3 MACDUFF. >w< He >_> is xDD awweady nyamed, ÚwÚ and >_> gonye to ^.^ Sconye +;;w;; To be OwO invested. +:3 WOSS. Whewe >_> is :33 Duncan's ^w^ body? +:3 MACDUFF. Cawwied to ;;w;; Cowmekiww, +uWu The uWu sacwed stowehouse of :33 his ^w^ pwedecessows +xDD And guardian of uWu theiw xDD bonyes. +:3 WOSS. Will xDD you to :33 Sconye? +:3 MACDUFF. :3 Nyo, OwO cousin, I'll to >_< Fife. +:3 WOSS. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww xDD thithew. +:3 MACDUFF. xDD Weww, OwO may xDD you >_> see ^.^ things weww donye :33 thewe. +:3 Adieu, +Lest UwU ouw ;;w;; owd ^-^ wobes sit xDD easiew than UwU ouw nyew! +:3 WOSS. UwU Faweweww, :33 fathew. +OLD >_< MAN. >_> God's benison OwO go with xDD you ÚwÚ and with UwU those +:33 That ^.^ wouwd >_< make ÚwÚ good of :33 bad ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwiends of foes! +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +:33 Fowwes. uWu The palace. + +Entew xDD Banquo. + +;;w;; BANQUO. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >w< it >w< nyow: OwO King, Cawdow, Gwamis, all, +;;w;; As x3 the uWu weiwd x3 women >_< pwomised, ÚwÚ and UwU I feaw +^.^ Thou >_> pway'dst UwU most foully ÚwÚ fow't; yet >w< it UwU was uWu said +^.^ It >_> shouwd nyot stand uWu in >w< thy postewity, +OwO But :3 that mysewf >_> shouwd be x3 the ^.^ woot ÚwÚ and >w< fathew +Of UwU many OwO kings. ;;w;; If there come uWu twuth from them +xDD (As ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, :3 Macbeth, uWu theiw uWu speeches OwO shinye) +Why, ^.^ by x3 the verities on uWu thee UwU made UwU good, +^-^ May ;;w;; they nyot be x3 my oracles >_< as weww +xDD And uWu set ;;w;; me x3 up uWu in hope? OwO But >_< hush, nyo more. + +uWu Sennyet uWu sounds. Entew ^.^ Macbeth >_< as OwO King, xDD Wady ^.^ Macbeth +>_< as :3 Queen, Lennox, Ross, ;;w;; Wowds, Ladies, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +OwO MACBETH. >_> Hewe's UwU ouw uWu chief :33 guest. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD had :33 been ;;w;; fowgotten, +^.^ It xDD had :33 been >_< as :3 a uWu gap uWu in UwU ouw great >_> feast +xDD And aww ^.^ thing ^w^ unbecoming. +OwO MACBETH. OwO Tonyight ^.^ we howd :3 a solemn :3 suppew, ^w^ siw, +xDD And I'll request x3 youw pwesence. +;;w;; BANQUO. Let x3 youw >_> Highnyess +xDD Command ;;w;; upon uWu me, to x3 the which x3 my >_> duties +^w^ Awe with :3 a UwU most ^w^ indissowubwe :33 tie +xDD Fowevew ^w^ knyit. +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Wide xDD you ÚwÚ this afternoon? +;;w;; BANQUO. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +OwO MACBETH. We >_> shouwd uWu have >_> ewse ÚwÚ desiwed x3 youw ÚwÚ good x3 advice, +>_< Which still hath :33 been both :3 gwave ÚwÚ and :33 pwospewous +^w^ In ÚwÚ this day's ^-^ counciw; >_> but we'll OwO take tomorrow. +^-^ Is't uWu faw xDD you ;;w;; wide'! +;;w;; BANQUO. ;;w;; As far, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as xDD wiww ^w^ fiww x3 up x3 the time +UwU 'Twixt ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and x3 suppew. Go nyot x3 my UwU howse x3 the better, +UwU I ^w^ must :33 become :3 a ÚwÚ bowwowew of x3 the >w< nyight +For :3 a dark >_> houw ow >_< twain. +OwO MACBETH. Faiw nyot UwU ouw x3 feast. +;;w;; BANQUO. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww not. +OwO MACBETH. We hear UwU ouw bwoody cousins OwO awe ÚwÚ bestow'd +^w^ In England ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ Iwewand, nyot confessing +^-^ Theiw UwU cwuew >_< pawwicide, filling uWu theiw ÚwÚ heawews +With ;;w;; stwange invention. OwO But of :3 that ^-^ tomowwow, +x3 When UwU thewewithaw ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have cause of >w< state +x3 Cwaving >_> us xDD jointwy. Hie xDD you to :33 howse; adieu, +Tiww xDD you ^-^ wetuwn uWu at OwO nyight. x3 Goes Fweance with you? +;;w;; BANQUO. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. Our time does caww ;;w;; upon uWu 's. +OwO MACBETH. UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 youw :3 howses UwU swift ÚwÚ and >_< suwe of xDD foot, +xDD And UwU so UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ commend xDD you to uWu theiw :3 backs. +uWu Faweweww. uWu Exit xDD Banquo. +Let every x3 man be >_< mastew of :33 his time +Tiww ÚwÚ seven uWu at ^w^ nyight; to >_< make >w< society +uWu The ^w^ sweetew ;;w;; wewcome, ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< keep :3 ouwsewf +Tiww OwO suppew time >_< awonye. While >w< then, ^w^ God be with you! +Exeunt aww >_> but ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and >w< an :33 Attendant. +Siwwah, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. uWu Attend UwU those ;;w;; men +Our pweasuwe? +:33 ATTENDANT. ^-^ They awe, x3 my uWu wowd, ^-^ without x3 the ^w^ pawace uWu gate. +OwO MACBETH. Bring them >w< befowe >_> us. uWu Exit :33 Attendant. +;;w;; To be OwO thus >_> is uWu nyothing, +OwO But to be >w< safewy OwO thus. Our OwO feaws uWu in xDD Banquo. +^-^ Stick >w< deep, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his xDD woyawty of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +UwU Weigns :3 that which ^.^ wouwd be fear'd. 'Tis much ^.^ he x3 dawes, +^.^ And, to :3 that dauntwess xDD tempew of :33 his UwU mind, +>w< He hath :3 a ^.^ wisdom :3 that xDD doth ^w^ guide :33 his xDD vawow +;;w;; To ;;w;; act uWu in >w< safety. >_> Thewe >_> is >_< nyonye >_> but ^.^ he +>_< Whose ^.^ being UwU I UwU do x3 feaw; ÚwÚ and :33 undew ^.^ him +OwO My ^w^ genyius >_> is >w< webuked, >_< as >w< it >_> is uWu said +>_> Mawk Antony's UwU was ^.^ by Caesaw. >w< He ;;w;; chid x3 the ÚwÚ sistews +x3 When xDD fiwst ;;w;; they put x3 the xDD nyame of ^w^ King ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me +xDD And ;;w;; bade them speak to him; xDD then prophet-like +^-^ They hail'd ^.^ him >w< fathew to :3 a winye of OwO kings. +>_> Upon x3 my >_> head ;;w;; they pwaced :3 a ;;w;; fwuitwess >_< cwown +xDD And put :3 a ^-^ bawwen sceptre uWu in x3 my gwipe, +^w^ Thence to be ;;w;; wwench'd with >w< an >_< unwinyeaw uWu hand, +No >_< son of >_< minye UwU succeeding. >_> If't be >_> so, +For Banquo's x3 issue uWu have UwU I xDD fiwed x3 my UwU mind, +For them x3 the >_> gwacious >_> Duncan uWu have UwU I muwthew'd, +>_> Put >w< wancows uWu in x3 the vessel of x3 my uWu peace +Onwy fow ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and >_< minye xDD etewnyaw jewel +Given to x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; enyemy of ^w^ man, +;;w;; To >_< make them >w< kings ^.^ -the seed of Banquo OwO kings! +Rather than >_> so, come, Fate, x3 into x3 the wist, +xDD And x3 champion ;;w;; me to x3 the :3 uttewance! Who's OwO thewe? + +^.^ We-entew >_> Attendant, with >w< two >_> Muwthewews. + +Now OwO go to x3 the door, ÚwÚ and xDD stay there >w< tiww ^.^ we :33 caww. +uWu Exit :33 Attendant. +Was >w< it nyot ;;w;; yestewday ^.^ we ^-^ spoke :33 togethew? +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. ^.^ It UwU was, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. +OwO MACBETH. Weww >w< then, nyow +:3 Have xDD you uWu considew'd of x3 my >_< speeches? xDD Knyow +:33 That >w< it UwU was ^.^ he uWu in x3 the times x3 past which hewd xDD you +^w^ So :33 undew fowtunye, which xDD you xDD thought xDD had :33 been +Our innocent self? This UwU I UwU made ÚwÚ good to xDD you +^w^ In UwU ouw >w< wast ÚwÚ confewence, :33 pass'd uWu in probation with xDD you: +How xDD you :3 wewe :3 bownye uWu in uWu hand, >w< how cross'd, x3 the >_< instwuments, +Who ;;w;; wwought with ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things >_> ewse :3 that ^w^ might +;;w;; To half :3 a :3 souw ÚwÚ and to :3 a nyotion ÚwÚ cwazed +Say, x3 "Thus uWu did x3 Banquo." +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. >_> You UwU made >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to >_> us. +OwO MACBETH. UwU I uWu did >_> so, ÚwÚ and OwO went further, which >_> is nyow +Our :33 point of second :3 meeting. Do xDD you find +uWu Youw uWu patience UwU so ^.^ pwedominyant uWu in x3 youw nyatuwe, +:33 That xDD you ^.^ can wet ÚwÚ this >w< go? ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so >_< gospew'd, +;;w;; To pray fow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good x3 man ÚwÚ and fow :33 his ^w^ issue, +>_< Whose x3 heavy uWu hand hath uWu bow'd xDD you to x3 the :3 gwave +xDD And UwU beggaw'd >_> youws fowevew? +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. We OwO awe men, x3 my OwO wiege. +OwO MACBETH. Ay, uWu in x3 the ^-^ catawogue OwO ye OwO go fow men, +;;w;; As >_< hounds ÚwÚ and greyhounds, mongrels, spanyiews, xDD cuws, +uWu Shoughs, waterrugs, ÚwÚ and demi-wowves OwO awe x3 cwept +All ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of UwU dogs. uWu The vawued file +^w^ Distinguishes x3 the swift, x3 the swow, x3 the ^.^ subtwe, +uWu The >_> housekeepew, x3 the huntew, every one +x3 Accowding to x3 the ^w^ gift which ^.^ bounteous ÚwÚ nyatuwe +>_< Hath uWu in ^.^ him closed, wheweby ^.^ he does receive +Pawticuwaw addition, from x3 the >_> biww +:33 That >_< wwites them aww alike; ÚwÚ and UwU so of ^.^ men. +Now >_> if xDD you uWu have :3 a :33 station uWu in x3 the ^w^ fiwe, +ÚwÚ Nyot :33 i' x3 the worst rank of x3 manhood, >_> say :33 it, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww put :3 that business uWu in x3 youw >_> bosoms +>_< Whose :33 execution UwU takes x3 youw ;;w;; enyemy ^w^ off, +;;w;; Gwappwes xDD you to x3 the >_< heawt ÚwÚ and wuv of us, +Who ^-^ weaw UwU ouw ^.^ heawth >_> but >_> sickwy uWu in :33 his :3 wife, +>_< Which uWu in :33 his :33 death :3 wewe perfect. +^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. UwU I ^w^ am one, x3 my ^.^ wiege, +;;w;; Whom x3 the ^-^ viwe ^w^ bwows ÚwÚ and ^w^ buffets of x3 the wowwd +:3 Have UwU so uWu incensed :3 that UwU I ^w^ am reckless >_> what +UwU I UwU do to x3 spite x3 the wowwd. +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. xDD And UwU I anyothew +^w^ So ÚwÚ weawy with disasters, tugg'd with fowtunye, +:33 That UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu set x3 my >w< wife on xDD any chance, +;;w;; To mend >w< it ow be x3 wid ^.^ on't. +OwO MACBETH. UwU Both of xDD you +xDD Knyow Banquo UwU was x3 youw enemy. +x3 BOTH MURTHERERS. >_< Twue, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So >_> is ^.^ he >_> minye, ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such bwoody ^w^ distance +:33 That every minyute of :33 his ^.^ being thrusts +^w^ Against x3 my nyeaw'st of :33 wife; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though UwU I couwd +With barefaced powew :33 sweep ^.^ him from x3 my ^.^ sight +xDD And bid x3 my xDD wiww OwO avouch :33 it, yet UwU I ^w^ must >_> nyot, +For xDD cewtain ^w^ fwiends :3 that OwO awe both :33 his ÚwÚ and >_> minye, +>_< Whose loves UwU I OwO may nyot drop, >_> but waiw :33 his faww +Who UwU I mysewf >w< stwuck down. xDD And thence >w< it >_> is +:33 That UwU I to x3 youw ^.^ assistance UwU do >_< make xDD wuv, +OwO Masking x3 the business from x3 the ^w^ common ^w^ eye +For UwU sundwy ^.^ weighty weasons. +^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. We UwU shaww, x3 my uWu wowd, +xDD Pewfowm >_> what xDD you ÚwÚ command >_> us. +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Though UwU ouw >w< wives- +OwO MACBETH. uWu Youw ;;w;; spiwits shine ^w^ thwough OwO you. OwO Within ÚwÚ this >_> houw uWu at UwU most +UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; advise xDD you :3 whewe to plant ^w^ youwsewves, +:3 Acquaint xDD you with x3 the :3 pewfect ^w^ spy ^.^ o' x3 the time, +uWu The x3 moment ^-^ on't; x3 fowt ^w^ must be donye :3 tonyight +xDD And ^-^ something from x3 the ^w^ pawace (awways xDD thought +:33 That UwU I xDD wequiwe :3 a ÚwÚ cweawnyess); ÚwÚ and with uWu him- +;;w;; To OwO weave nyo :33 wubs nor ÚwÚ botches uWu in x3 the x3 wowk- +Fweance :33 his x3 son, :3 that keeps ^.^ him xDD company, +>_< Whose >w< absence >_> is nyo less matewiaw to ;;w;; me +Than >_> is :33 his >_> fathew's, ^w^ must >_< embwace x3 the fate +Of :3 that dark hour. Resolve youwsewves uWu apawt; +I'll come to xDD you x3 anyon. +x3 BOTH MURTHERERS. We OwO awe ^.^ wesowved, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO MACBETH. I'll caww ;;w;; upon xDD you stwaight. uWu Abide x3 within. +Exeunt >_> Muwthewews. +^.^ It >_> is concluded: Banquo, >w< thy x3 souw's x3 fwight, +;;w;; If >w< it find ^.^ heaven, ^w^ must find >w< it x3 out tonight. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The palace. + +Entew xDD Wady ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. + +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Is Banquo >_> gonye from ^w^ couwt? +SEWVANT. Ay, UwU madam, >_> but wetuwns again tonight. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. x3 Say to x3 the ^w^ King UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< attend :33 his leisure +For :3 a x3 few ÚwÚ wowds. +SEWVANT. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww. ÚwÚ Exit. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Nyought's :33 had, aww's >_< spent, +Whewe UwU ouw ^.^ desiwe >_> is ^w^ got ^-^ without OwO content. +'Tis safer to be :3 that which ^.^ we ÚwÚ destwoy +Than ^.^ by >w< destwuction dwell uWu in ^.^ doubtfuw ^-^ joy. + +Entew OwO Macbeth. + +How now, x3 my xDD wowd? Why UwU do xDD you >_< keep ^-^ awonye, +Of sorriest ^w^ fancies x3 youw companions >_> making, +>_< Using UwU those >_< thoughts which >_> shouwd ÚwÚ indeed uWu have >w< died +With them ;;w;; they think ^-^ on? ^w^ Things ^-^ without aww wemedy +Should be ^-^ without :3 wegawd. x3 What's donye >_> is ^-^ donye. +OwO MACBETH. We uWu have xDD scotch'd x3 the snake, nyot kill'd :3 it. +OwO She'ww ^-^ cwose ÚwÚ and be herself, whiwst UwU ouw poor malice +ÚwÚ Wemains uWu in danger of her xDD fowmew xDD tooth. +OwO But wet x3 the fwame of ^.^ things uWu disjoint, both x3 the ÚwÚ wowwds x3 suffew, +Ere ^.^ we xDD wiww eat UwU ouw ^w^ meaw uWu in feaw ÚwÚ and :33 sweep +^w^ In x3 the >_> affwiction of these tewwibwe x3 dweams +:33 That ;;w;; shake >_> us nyightwy. uWu Bettew be with x3 the >_< dead, +;;w;; Whom :33 we, to ^.^ gain UwU ouw ÚwÚ peace, uWu have sent to ÚwÚ peace, +Than on x3 the towtuwe of x3 the ^-^ mind to >_< wie +^w^ In restless ^.^ ecstasy. >_> Duncan >_> is uWu in :33 his >w< gwave; +>w< Aftew ^w^ wife's fitfuw x3 fevew ^.^ he sweeps well. +Treason >_> has donye :33 his wowst; nor >w< steew, nor uWu poison, +Malice domestic, :33 foweign ÚwÚ wevy, uWu nyothing, +UwU Can :33 touch ^.^ him fuwthew. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. :3 Come ;;w;; on, +^w^ Gentwe x3 my uWu wowd, sleek ^-^ o'ew x3 youw >w< wugged looks; +^w^ Be uWu bwight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; joviaw ^-^ among x3 youw ;;w;; guests tonight. +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So UwU shaww I, xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and >_> so, UwU I pray, be OwO you. +Let x3 youw wemembwance apply to ^w^ Banquo; +^w^ Pwesent ^.^ him :33 eminyence, both with ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and ^-^ tongue: +>w< Unsafe x3 the while, :3 that ^.^ we +:3 Must x3 wave UwU ouw honyows uWu in these flattering streams, +xDD And >_< make UwU ouw faces UwU vizawds to UwU ouw hearts, +Disguising >_> what ;;w;; they x3 awe. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> You ^w^ must OwO weave UwU this. +OwO MACBETH. >_< O, full of >_< scowpions >_> is x3 my UwU mind, uWu deaw wife! +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st :3 that Banquo ÚwÚ and :33 his Fweance ^.^ wives. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. OwO But uWu in them ;;w;; nyatuwe's copy's nyot xDD etewnye. +OwO MACBETH. >_> Thewe's uWu comfowt :33 yet; ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; assaiwabwe. +UwU Then be xDD thou UwU jocund. Ere x3 the ;;w;; bat hath fwown +ÚwÚ His cwoistew'd x3 fwight, ere to black uWu Hecate's >_> summons +uWu The UwU shawd-bownye >w< beetwe with :33 his ^-^ dwowsy :3 hums +>_< Hath wung night's ^w^ yawnying x3 peaw, there UwU shaww be donye +^-^ A ^.^ deed of :3 dweadfuw note. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. x3 What's to be done? +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Be innocent of x3 the ^-^ knyowwedge, deawest UwU chuck, +Tiww xDD thou appwaud x3 the UwU deed. ^.^ Come, seewing night, +>w< Scawf x3 up x3 the xDD tendew ^w^ eye of ^w^ pitifuw ^-^ day, +xDD And with >w< thy bwoody ÚwÚ and invisible uWu hand +Cancew ÚwÚ and teaw to uWu pieces :3 that great :3 bond +>_< Which keeps ;;w;; me pale! Light :3 thickens, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 cwow +:3 Makes OwO wing to x3 the >w< wooky ^w^ wood; +^-^ Good ^.^ things of day x3 begin to dwoop ÚwÚ and drowse, +Whiwes night's black ^-^ agents to uWu theiw ÚwÚ pweys UwU do xDD wouse. +^.^ Thou :3 mawvew'st uWu at x3 my wowds, >_> but howd uWu thee stiww: +^w^ Things :33 bad ÚwÚ begun >_< make >w< stwong x3 themsewves ^.^ by ill. +So, ^.^ pwithee, OwO go with x3 me. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A ^-^ pawk nyeaw x3 the palace. + +Entew >w< thwee >_> Muwthewews. + +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. OwO But who uWu did bid uWu thee ^w^ join with us? +^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. OwO Macbeth. +^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. >w< He >_< nyeeds nyot UwU ouw xDD mistwust, xDD since ^.^ he xDD dewivews +Our ;;w;; offices ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ we uWu have to UwU do +;;w;; To x3 the ÚwÚ diwection ;;w;; just. +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. UwU Then stand with >_> us. +uWu The xDD west yet >_< gwimmews with x3 some >_< stweaks of uWu day; +Now :33 spuws x3 the :33 wated ;;w;; twavewew uWu apace +;;w;; To ^.^ gain x3 the timely inn, ÚwÚ and nyeaw >_< appwoaches +uWu The x3 subject of UwU ouw :33 watch. +^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. :33 Hawk! UwU I hear :33 howses. +;;w;; BANQUO. ^.^ [Within.] Give >_> us :3 a >w< wight thewe, ho! +^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. UwU Then UwU 'tis he; x3 the xDD west +:33 That OwO awe within x3 the ^-^ nyote of expectation +x3 Awweady OwO awe :33 i' x3 the >_< couwt. +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. ÚwÚ His :3 howses OwO go ^-^ about. +^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. Awmost :3 a mile, >_> but ^.^ he does :3 usuawwy- +^w^ So aww ;;w;; men UwU do -from >w< hence to x3 the ^w^ pawace uWu gate +^-^ Make >w< it uWu theiw ^.^ wawk. +^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. ^-^ A wight, :3 a wight! + +Entew Banquo, ÚwÚ and Fweance with :3 a torch. + +^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. 'Tis he. +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Stand to't. +;;w;; BANQUO. ^.^ It xDD wiww be xDD wain tonight. +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. Let >w< it come down. +^-^ They uWu set ;;w;; upon xDD Banquo. +;;w;; BANQUO. >_< O, >w< tweachewy! :33 Fwy, ÚwÚ good xDD Fweance, fly, fly, xDD fwy! +^.^ Thou uWu mayst revenge. x3 O x3 swave! >_< Dies. Fweance escapes. +^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. Who uWu did strike x3 out x3 the wight? +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. UwU Wast nyot x3 the >w< way? +^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. >_> Thewe's >_> but one down; x3 the >_< son >_> is OwO fwed. +^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. We uWu have wost +UwU Best half of UwU ouw ÚwÚ affaiw. +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. xDD Weww, >_> wet's OwO away ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< how much >_> is ^-^ donye. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +^-^ A Haww uWu in x3 the palace. ^-^ A :33 banquet prepared. + +Entew :3 Macbeth, xDD Wady :3 Macbeth, Ross, Lennox, ;;w;; Wowds, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +OwO MACBETH. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw UwU own :3 degwees; sit down. At xDD fiwst +xDD And >w< wast x3 the x3 heawty x3 wewcome. +ÚwÚ WOWDS. x3 Thanks to x3 youw >_< Majesty. +OwO MACBETH. xDD Ouwsewf xDD wiww mingwe with >w< society +xDD And :33 pway x3 the humble >_< host. +Our hostess keeps her state, >_> but uWu in best time +We xDD wiww xDD wequiwe her x3 wewcome. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. :33 Pwonyounce >w< it fow uWu me, ^w^ siw, to aww UwU ouw OwO fwiends, +For x3 my >_< heawt xDD speaks ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 wewcome. + +Entew xDD fiwst Murtherer to x3 the UwU doow. + +OwO MACBETH. :3 See, ;;w;; they x3 encountew uWu thee with uWu theiw hearts' :33 thanks. +UwU Both >w< sides OwO awe >_< even; OwO hewe I'll sit :33 i' x3 the midst. +^w^ Be large uWu in mirth; :3 anyon we'll ÚwÚ dwink :3 a UwU measuwe +uWu The tabwe wound. [Appwoaches x3 the uWu doow.] >_> Thewe's :3 bwood ;;w;; upon >w< thy +;;w;; face. +MUWTHEWEW. 'Tis Banquo's UwU then. +OwO MACBETH. 'Tis xDD bettew uWu thee ^-^ without than ^.^ he x3 within. +Is ^.^ he ^-^ dispatch'd? +MUWTHEWEW. OwO My uWu wowd, :33 his ^w^ thwoat >_> is cut; :3 that UwU I uWu did fow ^.^ him. +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the best ^.^ o' x3 the uWu cut-thwoats! ÚwÚ Yet uWu he's ÚwÚ good +:33 That uWu did x3 the ^.^ wike fow Fleance. ;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst :33 it, +^.^ Thou awt x3 the nonpareil. +MUWTHEWEW. :3 Most royal ^w^ siw, +Fweance >_> is ^-^ 'scaped. +OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] UwU Then x3 comes x3 my ;;w;; fit ;;w;; again. UwU I xDD had >_> ewse :33 been pewfect, +OwO Whowe >_< as x3 the ;;w;; mawbwe, uWu founded >_< as x3 the :33 wock, +;;w;; As >_< bwoad ÚwÚ and general >_< as x3 the ;;w;; casing air; +OwO But nyow UwU I ^w^ am >_> cabin'd, ^-^ cwibb'd, confin'd, bound uWu in +;;w;; To ^w^ saucy xDD doubts ÚwÚ and OwO feaws -But Banquo's :3 safe? +MUWTHEWEW. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. ^.^ Safe uWu in :3 a UwU ditch ^.^ he :3 bides, +With ÚwÚ twenty twenched UwU gashes on :33 his head, +uWu The least :3 a :33 death to :33 nyatuwe. +OwO MACBETH. x3 Thanks fow x3 that. +>_> Thewe x3 the grown serpent >w< wies; x3 the :33 wowm ^w^ that's ^w^ fwed +>_< Hath ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 that uWu in time xDD wiww ;;w;; venyom ^-^ bweed, +No teeth fow x3 the :33 pwesent. >_< Get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. OwO Tomowwow +^-^ We'ww hear ouwsewves ;;w;; again. +uWu Exit Murtherer. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. OwO My royal uWu wowd, +>_> You UwU do nyot UwU give x3 the cheer. uWu The >_> feast >_> is sold +:33 That >_> is nyot often ;;w;; vouch'd, OwO whiwe UwU 'tis >_< amaking, +'Tis UwU given with x3 wewcome. ;;w;; To >w< feed :3 wewe best uWu at ÚwÚ home; +Fwom thence x3 the UwU sauce to :3 meat >_> is :33 cewemony; +Meeting :3 wewe OwO bawe ^-^ without :3 it. +OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Sweet wemembwancew! +Now ÚwÚ good digestion wait on uWu appetite, +xDD And ^.^ heawth on UwU both! +WENNyOX. xDD May't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_< sit. + +uWu The >_< Ghost of Banquo ;;w;; entews ÚwÚ and >_> sits uWu in >_> Macbeth's ;;w;; pwace. + +OwO MACBETH. :3 Hewe xDD had ^.^ we nyow UwU ouw >_> countwy's honyow xDD woof'd, +^.^ Wewe x3 the graced ÚwÚ pewson of UwU ouw Banquo ÚwÚ pwesent, +Who OwO may UwU I rather challenge fow unkindnyess +Than pity fow mischance! +:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ His >_> absence, ^w^ siw, +:3 Ways uWu bwame ;;w;; upon :33 his pwomise. ^-^ Pwease't x3 youw >_> Highnyess +;;w;; To xDD gwace >_> us with x3 youw royal :3 company? +OwO MACBETH. uWu The tabwe's ^w^ fuww. +WENNyOX. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a :33 pwace :3 wesewved, sir. +OwO MACBETH. OwO Whewe? +WENNyOX. Here, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. >_> What :3 is't :3 that moves x3 youw ^w^ Highnyess? +OwO MACBETH. >_< Which of xDD you uWu have donye :3 this? +ÚwÚ WOWDS. What, x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD wowd? +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot >_> say UwU I uWu did uWu it; >_< nyevew ;;w;; shake +x3 Thy ^-^ gowy locks uWu at x3 me. +:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, OwO wise; :33 his >_> Highnyess >_> is well. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Sit, ÚwÚ wowthy >_< fwiends; x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> is often thus, +xDD And hath :33 been from :33 his >_< youth. >_> Pway UwU you, >_< keep UwU seat. +uWu The ;;w;; fit >_> is ÚwÚ momentawy; ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD thought +>w< He xDD wiww again be well. ;;w;; If much xDD you ^-^ nyote :3 him, +>_> You UwU shaww ^-^ offend ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :3 extend :33 his ^w^ passion. +Feed, ÚwÚ and regard ^.^ him OwO nyot-Awe xDD you :3 a man? +OwO MACBETH. Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a bold one, :3 that dawe wook on :3 that +>_< Which ^w^ might ^-^ appaw x3 the deviw. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. x3 O OwO pwopew stuff! +This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy OwO painting of x3 youw x3 feaw; +This >_> is x3 the OwO aiw-dwawn ÚwÚ daggew which xDD you uWu said +UwU Wed xDD you to UwU Duncan. >_< O, these ^w^ fwaws ÚwÚ and stawts, +Impostors to true ;;w;; feaw, ^.^ wouwd weww :33 become +^-^ A xDD woman's ^-^ stowy uWu at :3 a winter's ^w^ fiwe, +Authorized ^.^ by her >_> gwandam. Shame itself! +Why UwU do xDD you >_< make xDD such ^.^ faces? x3 When aww's :33 donye, +>_> You wook >_> but on :3 a stoow. +OwO MACBETH. Prithee, >_> see thewe! UwU Behowd! Look! Lo! How >_> say you? +Why, >_> what :3 cawe >_< I? ;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyod, speak UwU too. +;;w;; If chawnyew xDD houses ÚwÚ and UwU ouw gwaves ^w^ must >_> send +>w< Those :3 that ^.^ we ^.^ buwy back, UwU ouw ^-^ monyuments +Shall be x3 the ;;w;; maws of kites. uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. What, quite unmann'd uWu in >_< fowwy? +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If UwU I stand UwU hewe, UwU I saw ^.^ him. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Fie, fow x3 shame! +OwO MACBETH. Blood hath :33 been x3 shed ere now, :33 i' x3 the >w< owden time, +Ere ^w^ humanye statute puwged x3 the ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ weaw; +Ay, ÚwÚ and xDD since :3 too, murthers uWu have :33 been pewfowm'd +Too tewwibwe fow x3 the :3 eaw. uWu The time >_> has ^-^ been, +^.^ That, when x3 the brains :3 wewe ^.^ out, x3 the x3 man ^.^ wouwd >_> die, +xDD And there >w< an ^w^ end; >_> but nyow ;;w;; they rise OwO again, +With ÚwÚ twenty >w< mowtaw murthers on uWu theiw :33 cwowns, +xDD And :3 push >_> us from UwU ouw uWu stoows. This >_> is ^.^ mowe ;;w;; stwange +Than xDD such :3 a muwthew >w< is. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. OwO My ÚwÚ wowthy uWu wowd, +uWu Youw x3 nyobwe ^w^ fwiends UwU do ^.^ wack OwO you. +OwO MACBETH. UwU I UwU do >_> fowget. +Do nyot >_< muse uWu at uWu me, x3 my UwU most ÚwÚ wowthy fwiends. +UwU I uWu have :3 a ;;w;; stwange infirmity, which >_> is >_< nyothing +;;w;; To UwU those :3 that ^.^ knyow x3 me. ^.^ Come, wuv ÚwÚ and ^.^ heawth to aww; +UwU Then I'll sit down. Give ;;w;; me x3 some wine, ^w^ fiww ^w^ fuww. +UwU I ÚwÚ dwink to x3 the general joy ^.^ o' x3 the whole ^-^ tabwe, +xDD And to UwU ouw uWu deaw :33 fwiend Banquo, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we uWu miss. +Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe here! ;;w;; To aww ÚwÚ and ^.^ him ^.^ we UwU thiwst, +xDD And aww to all. +ÚwÚ WOWDS. Our >_> duties ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 pwedge. + +^.^ We-entew ^w^ Ghost. + +OwO MACBETH. x3 Avaunt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ quit x3 my ;;w;; sight! Let x3 the ^.^ eawth hide uWu thee! +x3 Thy bones OwO awe marrowless, >w< thy :3 bwood >_> is xDD cowd; +^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo speculation uWu in UwU those eyes +>_< Which xDD thou dost glare with. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Think of uWu this, ÚwÚ good ^-^ peews, +OwO But >_< as :3 a ^.^ thing of custom. 'Tis nyo ÚwÚ othew, +Onwy >w< it UwU spoiws x3 the :3 pweasuwe of x3 the uWu time. +OwO MACBETH. >_> What x3 man x3 dawe, UwU I OwO dawe. +OwO Appwoach xDD thou ^.^ wike x3 the >w< wugged ^-^ Wussian >_> beaw, +uWu The awm'd xDD whinyocewos, ow x3 the Hywcan :3 tigew; +^.^ Take xDD any xDD shape >_> but :3 that, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< fiwm nerves +Shall >_< nyevew ^w^ twembwe. :33 Ow be ^.^ awive OwO again, +xDD And dawe ;;w;; me to x3 the desewt with >w< thy ^-^ swowd. +;;w;; If uWu twembwing UwU I ;;w;; inhabit >w< then, ^w^ pwotest ;;w;; me +uWu The baby of :3 a ^w^ giww. Hence, howwibwe ^w^ shadow! +ÚwÚ Unweaw mockery, UwU hence! uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. +Why, >_> so, ^.^ being >w< gonye, +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 man ;;w;; again. >_> Pway xDD you sit xDD stiww. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> You uWu have displaced x3 the :33 miwth, broke x3 the ÚwÚ good meeting, +With UwU most :33 admiwed disorder. +OwO MACBETH. UwU Can xDD such ^.^ things be, +xDD And uWu uvwcome >_> us ^.^ wike :3 a :33 summew's cwoud, +Without UwU ouw >_> speciaw wonder? >_> You >_< make ;;w;; me ;;w;; stwange +Even to x3 the uWu disposition :3 that UwU I >_> owe +x3 When nyow UwU I think xDD you ^.^ can behowd xDD such uWu sights +xDD And >_< keep x3 the natural ruby of x3 youw >_> cheeks +x3 When >_< minye >_> is :33 bwanch'd with ;;w;; feaw. +:3 WOSS. >_> What >_> sights, x3 my xDD wowd? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. UwU I pray UwU you, speak x3 nyot; ^.^ he gwows xDD wowse ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowse; +x3 Question >w< enwages ^.^ him. At ^w^ once, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +;;w;; Stand nyot ;;w;; upon x3 the order of x3 youw ^-^ going, +OwO But OwO go uWu at OwO once. +WENNyOX. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ and xDD bettew ^.^ heawth +uWu Attend :33 his Majesty! +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ A uWu kind ÚwÚ good >w< nyight to :33 aww! +Exeunt aww >_> but ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. +OwO MACBETH. xDD wiww uWu have ^-^ bwood; ;;w;; they >_> say :3 bwood xDD wiww uWu have blood. +:33 Stonyes uWu have :33 been ÚwÚ knyown to move ÚwÚ and trees to speak; +:33 Auguwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ undewstood relations uWu have +^-^ By :33 maggot ^-^ pies ÚwÚ and choughs ÚwÚ and :33 wooks ^.^ bwought fowth +uWu The secret'st x3 man of blood. >_> What >_> is x3 the night? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Awmost uWu at ^w^ odds with UwU mownying, which >_> is :3 which. +OwO MACBETH. How say'st UwU thou, :3 that >_< Macduff denyies :33 his ÚwÚ pewson +At UwU ouw great >w< bidding? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Did xDD you >_> send to :3 him, UwU siw? +OwO MACBETH. UwU I hear >w< it ^.^ by x3 the :3 way, >_> but UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ send. +>_> Thewe's nyot :3 a one of them >_> but uWu in :33 his ;;w;; house +UwU I >_< keep :3 a xDD sewvant OwO feed. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ tomowwow, +xDD And betimes UwU I :33 wiww, to x3 the uWu weiwd sistews. +uWu Mowe UwU shaww ;;w;; they speak; fow nyow UwU I ^w^ am UwU bent to knyow, +^-^ By x3 the worst >_< means, x3 the x3 wowst. For >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ good +All ÚwÚ causes UwU shaww UwU give >_> way. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in :3 bwood +;;w;; Stepp'd uWu in UwU so uWu faw :3 that, >_> shouwd UwU I ^w^ wade nyo >_> mowe, +Returning :3 wewe >_< as tedious >_< as OwO go >_< o'ew. +Stwange ^.^ things UwU I uWu have uWu in >_> head :3 that xDD wiww to uWu hand, +>_< Which ^w^ must be OwO acted ere ;;w;; they OwO may be scann'd. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> You ^.^ wack x3 the >_< season of aww natures, OwO sweep. +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Come, we'll to OwO sweep. OwO My ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and :33 sewf-abuse +Is x3 the initiate feaw :3 that wants x3 hawd ÚwÚ use. +We OwO awe yet >_> but xDD young uWu in UwU deed. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +^-^ A ;;w;; heath. Thunder. + +Entew x3 the >w< thwee Witches, meeting ;;w;; Hecate. + +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Why, >w< how now, ^-^ Hecate? >_> You wook angewwy. +HECATE. :3 Have UwU I nyot weason, beldams >_< as xDD you awe, +OwO Saucy ÚwÚ and overbold? How uWu did xDD you dawe +;;w;; To OwO twade ÚwÚ and UwU twaffic with ^.^ Macbeth +^w^ In x3 widdwes ÚwÚ and affairs of UwU death, +xDD And I, x3 the mistwess of x3 youw ÚwÚ chawms, +uWu The ^-^ cwose contriver of aww >_< hawms, +Was >_< nyevew ^w^ caww'd to UwU beaw x3 my >_> pawt, +:33 Ow x3 show x3 the :3 gwowy of UwU ouw awt? +^.^ And, which >_> is ^-^ wowse, aww xDD you uWu have donye +>_< Hath :33 been >_> but fow :3 a :33 waywawd x3 son, +Spitefuw ÚwÚ and wwathfuw, who, >_< as ;;w;; othews UwU do, +UwU Wuvs fow :33 his UwU own >w< ends, nyot fow OwO you. +OwO But >_< make x3 amends now. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, +xDD And uWu at x3 the pit of ^.^ Achewon +^w^ Meet ;;w;; me :33 i' x3 the xDD mownying. Thither ^.^ he +Will come to ^.^ knyow :33 his >_> destiny. +uWu Youw vessews ÚwÚ and x3 youw spewws >_< pwovide, +uWu Youw chawms ÚwÚ and evewything >_< beside. +UwU I ^w^ am fow x3 the air; ÚwÚ this >w< nyight I'll spend +uWu Unto :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu fataw OwO end. +UwU Gweat business ^w^ must be ;;w;; wwought ere uWu nyoon: +>_> Upon x3 the ^-^ cownyew of x3 the ;;w;; moon +>_> Thewe uWu hangs :3 a >w< vapowous >_< dwop >w< pwofound; +I'll catch >w< it ere >w< it come to :33 gwound. +xDD And :3 that uWu distiww'd ^.^ by >w< magic sweights +Shall >w< waise xDD such :33 awtificiaw OwO spwites +;;w;; As ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of uWu theiw xDD iwwusion +Shall dwaw ^.^ him on to :33 his uWu confusion. +>w< He UwU shaww :33 spuwn fate, ^w^ scown UwU death, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw +ÚwÚ His hopes xDD 'buv wisdom, gwace, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw. +xDD And xDD you aww ^.^ knyow UwU secuwity +Is mortals' ^.^ chiefest enemy. +Music ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ song :33 within, +"Come away, come ^-^ away." +:33 Hawk! UwU I ^w^ am caww'd; x3 my xDD wittwe ^-^ spiwit, see, +x3 Sits uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ foggy ;;w;; cwoud ÚwÚ and uWu stays fow x3 me. ÚwÚ Exit. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's >_< make haste; ^.^ she'ww >w< soon be back ;;w;; again. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +:33 Fowwes. uWu The palace. + +Entew ^w^ Wennyox ÚwÚ and anyothew Lord. + +WENNyOX. OwO My xDD fowmew uWu speeches uWu have >_> but ;;w;; hit x3 youw thoughts, +>_< Which ^.^ can UwU intewpwet ^.^ fawthew; >w< onwy UwU I >_> say +>w< Thing's uWu have :33 been OwO stwangewy >w< bownye. uWu The >_> gwacious >_> Duncan +Was uWu pitied of >_< Macbeth; marry, ^.^ he UwU was uWu dead. +xDD And x3 the >w< wight uWu vawiant Banquo wawk'd ^w^ too late, +UwU Whom, xDD you OwO may say, if't uWu pwease UwU you, Fweance ^.^ kiww'd, +For Fweance OwO fwed. OwO Men ^w^ must nyot UwU wawk ^w^ too UwU wate. +Who ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ want x3 the ^-^ thought, >w< how monstwous +^.^ It UwU was fow xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and fow Donalbain +;;w;; To OwO kiww uWu theiw >_> gwacious father? Damned fact! +How >w< it uWu did UwU gwieve ^-^ Macbeth! Did ^.^ he nyot stwaight, +^w^ In :33 pious rage, x3 the >w< two ÚwÚ dewinquents teaw +:33 That :3 wewe x3 the xDD swaves of ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ and thralls of ^w^ sweep? +Was nyot :3 that ;;w;; nyobwy done? Ay, ÚwÚ and wisely :3 too, +For ^w^ 'twouwd uWu have x3 angew'd xDD any >_< heawt ^.^ awive +;;w;; To hear x3 the ;;w;; men >_< deny't. ^w^ So :3 that, UwU I say, +>w< He >_> has :3 bownye aww ^.^ things well; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do think +^.^ That, xDD had ^.^ he :33 Duncan's xDD sons :33 undew :33 his key- +As, UwU an't uWu pwease ^.^ heaven, ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot ;;w;; -they >_> shouwd find +>_> What >w< 'twewe to OwO kiww :3 a father; UwU so >_> shouwd Fleance. +But, peace! For from >_< bwoad wowds, ÚwÚ and 'cause ^.^ he ;;w;; faiw'd +ÚwÚ His x3 pwesence uWu at x3 the x3 tywant's OwO feast, UwU I heaw, +>_< Macduff ;;w;; wives uWu in UwU disgwace. UwU Siw, ^.^ can xDD you tell +Whewe ^.^ he OwO bestows :33 himsewf? +WOWD. uWu The >_< son of xDD Duncan, +Fwom ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ this tyrant ÚwÚ howds x3 the >_< due of birth, +Wives uWu in x3 the :3 Engwish court ÚwÚ and >_> is uWu weceived +Of x3 the UwU most :33 pious Edward with xDD such xDD gwace +:33 That x3 the malevolence of :3 fowtunye >_< nyothing +Takes from :33 his xDD high wespect. Thither >_< Macduff +Is >_> gonye to pray x3 the >w< howy OwO King, ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> aid +;;w;; To wake ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand ÚwÚ and warlike >_< Siwawd; +:33 That ^.^ by x3 the OwO hewp of OwO these, with xDD Him :33 abuv +;;w;; To ^-^ watify x3 the work, ^.^ we OwO may again +Give to UwU ouw :33 tabwes meat, :33 sweep to UwU ouw nyights, +Fwee from UwU ouw feasts ÚwÚ and xDD banquets bwoody knives, +Do faithfuw ^w^ homage, ÚwÚ and receive fwee honyows- +All which ^.^ we pine fow now. xDD And ÚwÚ this wepowt +>_< Hath UwU so ^.^ exaspewate x3 the ^w^ King :3 that ^.^ he +>_< Pwepawes fow x3 some x3 attempt of waw. +WENNyOX. :3 Sent ^.^ he to Macduff? +WOWD. >w< He ^-^ did, ÚwÚ and with >w< an ^w^ absowute >_> "Siw, nyot ÚwÚ I," +uWu The cwoudy :3 messengew tuwns ;;w;; me :33 his back, +xDD And UwU hums, >_< as who >_> shouwd say, "You'll rue x3 the time +:33 That clogs ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ this answer." +WENNyOX. xDD And :3 that weww ^w^ might +Advise ^.^ him to :3 a ^.^ caution, to howd >_> what ^w^ distance +ÚwÚ His ^.^ wisdom ^.^ can pwovide. ;;w;; Some >w< howy ÚwÚ angew +xDD Fwy to x3 the court of England ÚwÚ and ^w^ unfowd +ÚwÚ His ^-^ message ere ^.^ he come, :3 that :3 a UwU swift >_> bwessing +^-^ May >w< soon ^-^ wetuwn to ÚwÚ this UwU ouw suffering countwy +;;w;; Undew :3 a uWu hand xDD accuwsed! +WOWD. I'll >_> send x3 my >_< pwayews with ^.^ him. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^-^ A UwU cavewn. ^w^ In x3 the >_< middwe, :3 a boiling ^w^ cauwdwon. Thunder. + +Entew x3 the >w< thwee ^-^ Witches. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. uWu Thwice x3 the :33 bwinded :33 cat hath >_> mew'd. +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. uWu Thwice ÚwÚ and >_> once x3 the hedge-pig >_> whinyed. +^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. Hawpiew cries, xDD "'Tis time, UwU 'tis >_< time." +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Round about x3 the :33 cauwdwon go; +^w^ In x3 the OwO poison'd entwaiws throw. +^w^ Toad, :3 that :33 undew UwU cowd stone +uWu Days ÚwÚ and :33 nyights >_> has ;;w;; thiwty-onye +;;w;; Swewtew'd ;;w;; venyom x3 sweeping OwO got, +OwO Boiw xDD thou xDD fiwst :33 i' x3 the OwO chawmed xDD pot. +uWu AWW. :33 Doubwe, double, toiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoubwe; +xDD Fiwe buwn ÚwÚ and :33 cauwdwon bubbwe. +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. Fillet of :3 a xDD fenny snake, +^w^ In x3 the :33 cauwdwon >_> boiw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bake; +^.^ Eye of newt ÚwÚ and toe of ^-^ fwog, +Woow of ;;w;; bat ÚwÚ and >_> tongue of dog, +x3 Addew's ^w^ fowk ÚwÚ and >w< bwind-wowm's sting, +Wizawd's >_< weg ÚwÚ and howwet's *hugs tightly* wing, +For :3 a >_> chawm of powerful twoubwe, +Wike :3 a >_> heww-bwoth >_> boiw ÚwÚ and bubbwe. +uWu AWW. :33 Doubwe, double, toiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoubwe; +xDD Fiwe buwn ÚwÚ and :33 cauwdwon bubbwe. +^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. OwO Scawe of ^-^ dwagon, ^.^ tooth of OwO wowf, +>w< Witch's :3 mummy, >_> maw ÚwÚ and ^w^ guwf +Of x3 the wavin'd salt-sea OwO shawk, +ÚwÚ Woot of >_< hemwock xDD digg'd :33 i' x3 the >_> dawk, +Liver of :3 bwaspheming x3 Jew, +UwU Gaww of :33 goat ÚwÚ and slips of >_< yew +>_> Swivew'd uWu in x3 the x3 moon's eclipse, +Nose of ^w^ Tuwk ÚwÚ and Tawtaw's :3 wips, +Finger of ^-^ biwth-stwangwed >w< babe +^.^ Ditch-dewivew'd ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; dwab, +^-^ Make x3 the gwuew thick ÚwÚ and ^.^ swab. +;;w;; Add thereto :3 a ;;w;; tigew's UwU chawdwon, +For x3 the :3 ingwedients of UwU ouw ÚwÚ cawdwon. +uWu AWW. :33 Doubwe, double, toiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoubwe; +xDD Fiwe buwn ÚwÚ and :33 cauwdwon bubbwe. +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. Coow >w< it with :3 a >w< baboon's bwood, +UwU Then x3 the >_> chawm >_> is >w< fiwm ÚwÚ and UwU good. + +Entew ^.^ Hecate to x3 the othew >w< thwee ^-^ Witches. + +HECATE. >_< O, weww uWu donye! UwU I ÚwÚ commend x3 youw pains, +xDD And UwU evewyonye UwU shaww share :33 i' x3 the gains. +xDD And nyow about x3 the :33 cauwdwon ^w^ sing, +Wike OwO ewves ÚwÚ and ^-^ faiwies uWu in :3 a *hugs tightly* wing, +UwU Enchanting aww :3 that xDD you put ^.^ in. +Music ÚwÚ and :3 a song, "Black >_> spiwits." +^.^ Hecate ^-^ wetiwes. +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. ^-^ By x3 the pricking of x3 my thumbs, +xDD Something wicked ÚwÚ this uWu way ^w^ comes. +:33 Open, locks, +ÚwÚ Whoevew knyocks! + +Entew OwO Macbeth. + +OwO MACBETH. How now, xDD you secret, black, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; midnyight :3 hags? +>_> What :3 is't xDD you ^-^ do? +uWu AWW. ^-^ A ^.^ deed ^-^ without :3 a nyame. +OwO MACBETH. UwU I x3 conjuwe UwU you, ^.^ by :3 that which xDD you pwofess +(Howeew xDD you come to ^.^ knyow it) answew ;;w;; me: +;;w;; Though xDD you OwO untie x3 the >_< winds ÚwÚ and wet them >w< fight +^w^ Against x3 the chuwches, ^w^ though x3 the ÚwÚ yesty ;;w;; waves +Confound ÚwÚ and swawwow :33 nyavigation up, +;;w;; Though bwaded corn be wodged ÚwÚ and trees >_> bwown ;;w;; down, +;;w;; Though ^.^ castwes >w< toppwe on uWu theiw wawdews' >_< heads, +;;w;; Though pawaces ÚwÚ and pyramids UwU do swope +^-^ Theiw heads to uWu theiw foundations, ^w^ though x3 the treasure +Of ;;w;; nyatuwe's ^-^ gewmainyes tumble aww togethew +Even >w< tiww >w< destwuction OwO sicken, answew ;;w;; me +;;w;; To >_> what UwU I ^w^ ask OwO you. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. :33 Speak. +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. uWu Demand. +^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. ^-^ We'ww answer. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Say, >_> if ÚwÚ thou'dst rather hear >w< it from UwU ouw ^w^ mouths, +:33 Ow from UwU ouw masters'? +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Caww 'em, wet ;;w;; me >_> see ^.^ 'em. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Pour uWu in x3 sow's :3 bwood :3 that hath eaten +:3 Hew >w< nyinye ÚwÚ fawwow; OwO gwease ^w^ that's x3 sweaten +Fwom x3 the murtherer's x3 gibbet ^-^ thwow +^.^ Into x3 the >w< fwame. +uWu AWW. ^.^ Come, xDD high ow ^w^ wow; +^.^ Thysewf ÚwÚ and ^.^ office x3 deftwy ÚwÚ show! + +Thunder. First Apparition: >w< an :3 awmed OwO Head. + +OwO MACBETH. Teww uWu me, xDD thou unknown powew- +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. >w< He xDD knyows >w< thy thought: +>w< Heaw :33 his ;;w;; speech, >_> but >_> say xDD thou nought. +uWu FIWST APPAWITION. ^-^ Macbeth! ^-^ Macbeth! ^-^ Macbeth! ;;w;; Bewawe ^w^ Macduff, +;;w;; Bewawe x3 the Thane of >_< Fife. >_< Dismiss x3 me. Enough. +Descends. +OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Whate'ew xDD thou awt, fow >w< thy ÚwÚ good ^.^ caution, ^w^ thanks; +^.^ Thou x3 hast harp'd x3 my feaw aright. OwO But one ;;w;; wowd more- +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. >w< He xDD wiww nyot be commanded. >_> Hewe's another, +uWu Mowe x3 potent than x3 the fiwst. + +Thunder. ^w^ Second Apparition: :3 a bwoody Child. + +^w^ SECOND APPAWITION. ^-^ Macbeth! ^-^ Macbeth! ^-^ Macbeth! +OwO MACBETH. xDD Had UwU I >w< thwee ;;w;; eaws, ;;w;; I'd hear thee. +^w^ SECOND APPAWITION. ^w^ Be x3 bwoody, >w< bowd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wesowute: laugh to ^w^ scown +uWu The powew of ^w^ man, fow >_< nyonye of OwO woman bown +Shall x3 hawm OwO Macbeth. Descends. +OwO MACBETH. UwU Then x3 wive, ^w^ Macduff. >_> What >_< nyeed UwU I feaw of thee? +OwO But yet I'll >_< make assurance :3 doubwe x3 suwe, +xDD And OwO take :3 a :3 bond of fate: xDD thou shalt nyot x3 wive, +:33 That UwU I OwO may tell pawe-heawted feaw >w< it lies, +xDD And :33 sweep uWu in x3 spite of thunder. + +Thunder. uWu Thiwd Apparition: :3 a uWu Chiwd >w< cwownyed, +with :3 a twee uWu in :33 his >w< hand. + +>_> What >_> is uWu this, +:33 That wises ^.^ wike x3 the x3 issue of :3 a OwO king, +xDD And ^-^ weaws ;;w;; upon :33 his baby ^w^ bwow x3 the ;;w;; wound +xDD And ;;w;; top of suvweignty? +uWu AWW. uWu Wisten, >_> but speak nyot to't. +^w^ THIWD APPAWITION. ^w^ Be lion-mettled, :3 pwoud, ÚwÚ and OwO take nyo :3 cawe +Who chafes, who frets, ow :3 whewe uWu conspiwews x3 awe. +^.^ Macbeth UwU shaww >_< nyevew >_< vanquish'd be ÚwÚ untiw +UwU Gweat Birnam OwO Wood to xDD high Dunsinane x3 Hiww +Shall come OwO against ^.^ him. Descends. +OwO MACBETH. :33 That xDD wiww >_< nyevew >w< be. +Who ^.^ can ^.^ impwess x3 the uWu fowest, bid x3 the twee +Unfix :33 his earth-bound ^w^ woot? ÚwÚ Sweet ^-^ bodements, >w< good! +:33 Webewwion's head, rise >_< nyevew >w< tiww x3 the OwO Wood +Of Birnam >_< wise, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_< high-pwaced ^.^ Macbeth +Shall ^w^ wive x3 the lease of nyatuwe, x3 pay :33 his UwU bweath +;;w;; To time ÚwÚ and >w< mowtaw custom. ÚwÚ Yet x3 my >_< heawt +^w^ Thwobs to ^.^ knyow one thing: tell uWu me, >_> if x3 youw awt +UwU Can tell UwU so ÚwÚ much, UwU shaww Banquo's x3 issue OwO evew +^.^ Weign uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 kingdom? +uWu AWW. ;;w;; Seek to ^.^ knyow nyo more. +OwO MACBETH. UwU I xDD wiww be ÚwÚ satisfied! >w< Deny ;;w;; me uWu this, +xDD And >w< an xDD etewnyaw UwU cuwse faww on you! Let ;;w;; me :33 knyow. +Why uWu sinks :3 that :3 cauwdwon, ÚwÚ and >_> what noise >_> is :3 this? +:3 Hautboys. +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. ^-^ Show! +^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. ^-^ Show! +THIWD. xDD WITCH. ^-^ Show! +uWu AWW. uWu Show :33 his ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and UwU gwieve :33 his heawt; +:3 Come ^.^ wike xDD shadows, UwU so uWu depawt! + +^-^ A x3 show of eight xDD Kings, x3 the >w< wast with :3 a gwass uWu in :33 his xDD hand; +Banquo's >_< Ghost x3 fowwowing. + +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Thou OwO awe ^w^ too ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ spiwit of Banquo UwU Down! +x3 Thy >_< cwown does UwU seaw >_< minye eyeballs. xDD And >w< thy hair, +^.^ Thou othew gold-bound >_> bwow, >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the fiwst. +^-^ A thiwd >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the former. ÚwÚ Fiwthy >_> hags! +Why UwU do xDD you x3 show ;;w;; me :3 this? ^-^ A fourth! uWu Stawt, xDD eyes! +What, xDD wiww x3 the winye stretch x3 out to x3 the UwU cwack of >_> doom? +ÚwÚ Anyothew UwU yet! ^-^ A :33 seventh! I'll >_> see nyo uWu mowe! +xDD And yet x3 the ÚwÚ eighth appeaws, who bears :3 a gwass +>_< Which >_< shows ;;w;; me UwU many mowe; ÚwÚ and x3 some UwU I >_> see +:33 That twofold uWu bawws ÚwÚ and >w< twebwe sceptres :33 cawwy. +Howwibwe ;;w;; sight! Now UwU I >_> see UwU 'tis true; +For x3 the blood-bolter'd Banquo ^-^ smiwes ;;w;; upon uWu me, +xDD And x3 points uWu at them fow ÚwÚ his. What, >_> is ÚwÚ this so? +uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Ay, ^w^ siw, aww ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 so. OwO But >w< why +Stands ^.^ Macbeth OwO thus ÚwÚ amazedwy? +Come,sistews, cheer ^.^ we x3 up :33 his ^w^ spwites, +xDD And x3 show x3 the best of UwU ouw ;;w;; dewights. +I'll >_> chawm x3 the ^w^ aiw to UwU give :3 a sound, +While xDD you x3 pewfowm x3 youw ^.^ antic ^-^ wound, +:33 That ÚwÚ this great ^w^ King OwO may ^-^ kindwy >_> say +Our >_> duties uWu did :33 his wewcome :3 pay. +:3 Music. uWu The Witches UwU dance ÚwÚ and +xDD then :3 vanyish with ;;w;; Hecate. +OwO MACBETH. OwO awe >w< they? Gone? Let ÚwÚ this pewnyicious >_> houw +;;w;; Stand uWu ay ^w^ accuwsed uWu in x3 the ^.^ cawendaw! +:3 Come x3 in, ^-^ without thewe! + +Entew Wennyox. + +WENNyOX. x3 What's x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's xDD wiww? +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Saw xDD you x3 the uWu weiwd sistews? +WENNyOX. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO MACBETH. >_< Came ;;w;; they nyot ^.^ by you? +WENNyOX. No :33 indeed, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO MACBETH. x3 Infected be x3 the 'air wheweon ;;w;; they ride, +xDD And damn'd aww UwU those :3 that :33 twust >w< them! UwU I uWu did hear +uWu The OwO gawwoping of horse. Who >w< wast ^-^ came by? +WENNyOX. 'Tis >w< two ow >_< thwee, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ;;w;; bwing xDD you ;;w;; wowd +>_< Macduff >_> is ^w^ fwed to ^w^ Engwand. +OwO MACBETH. >_< Fwed to Engwand? +WENNyOX. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] Time, xDD thou ;;w;; anticipatest x3 my xDD dwead :33 expwoits. +uWu The fwighty OwO puwpose >_< nyevew >_> is ^w^ o'ewtook +OwO Unwess x3 the ^.^ deed OwO go with :3 it. Fwom ÚwÚ this x3 moment +uWu The xDD vewy >w< fiwstwings of x3 my >_< heawt UwU shaww be +uWu The >w< fiwstwings of x3 my >w< hand. xDD And even now, +;;w;; To >_< cwown x3 my >_< thoughts with ;;w;; acts, be >w< it xDD thought ÚwÚ and UwU donye: +uWu The ^w^ castwe of >_< Macduff UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; suwpwise, +>_> Seize ;;w;; upon x3 Fife, UwU give to x3 the UwU edge ^.^ o' x3 the xDD swowd +ÚwÚ His :3 wife, :33 his uWu babes, ÚwÚ and aww :33 unfowtunyate >w< souws +:33 That trace ^.^ him uWu in :33 his ^.^ winye. No >_< boasting ^.^ wike :3 a foow; +This ^.^ deed I'll UwU do >w< befowe ÚwÚ this OwO puwpose ^.^ coow. +OwO But nyo ^.^ mowe >_> sights! -Where OwO awe these :33 gentwemen? +^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me :3 whewe ;;w;; they x3 awe. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +>_< Fife. Macduff's >w< castwe. + +Entew xDD Wady ^w^ Macduff, her UwU Son, ÚwÚ and Ross. + +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. >_> What xDD had ^.^ he :33 donye, to >_< make ^.^ him fwy x3 the xDD wand? +:3 WOSS. >_> You ^w^ must uWu have patience, UwU madam. +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. >w< He xDD had x3 nyonye; +ÚwÚ His :33 fwight UwU was >w< madnyess. x3 When UwU ouw ;;w;; actions UwU do >_> nyot, +Our OwO feaws UwU do >_< make >_> us twaitows. +:3 WOSS. >_> You ^.^ knyow nyot +Whethew >w< it UwU was :33 his ^.^ wisdom ow :33 his ;;w;; feaw. +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Wisdom? ;;w;; To OwO weave :33 his :3 wife, to OwO weave :33 his uWu babes, +ÚwÚ His mansion, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> titwes, uWu in :3 a :33 pwace +Fwom >_> whence >_< himsewf does >w< fwy? >w< He loves >_> us x3 nyot; +>w< He wants x3 the natural >w< touch; fow x3 the poor wwen, +uWu The UwU most >w< diminyutive of :33 biwds, xDD wiww x3 fight, +:3 Hew xDD young ^-^ onyes uWu in her nest, OwO against x3 the x3 oww. +All >_> is x3 the feaw ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing >_> is x3 the love; +;;w;; As xDD wittwe >_> is x3 the wisdom, :3 whewe x3 the :33 fwight +^w^ So wuns OwO against aww reason. +:3 WOSS. OwO My deawest x3 coz, +UwU I pray UwU you, OwO schoow OwO youwsewf. OwO But fow x3 youw ^.^ husband, +>w< He >_> is noble, >_< wise, ÚwÚ Judicious, ÚwÚ and best xDD knyows +uWu The ^w^ fits ^.^ o' x3 the ^.^ season. UwU I dawe nyot speak much >w< fuwthew; +OwO But UwU cwuew OwO awe x3 the times when ^.^ we OwO awe traitors +xDD And UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow ouwsewves; when ^.^ we howd wumow +Fwom >_> what ^.^ we ;;w;; feaw, yet ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ^.^ we ;;w;; feaw, +OwO But UwU fwoat ;;w;; upon :3 a >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and :3 viowent sea +x3 Each uWu way ÚwÚ and ;;w;; muv. UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave of uWu you; +Shall nyot be ^-^ wong >_> but I'll be OwO hewe ;;w;; again. +^w^ Things uWu at x3 the worst xDD wiww xDD cease ow >_> ewse x3 cwimb upward +;;w;; To >_> what ;;w;; they :3 wewe befowe. OwO My OwO pwetty OwO cousin, +Blessing ;;w;; upon you! +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. >w< Fathew'd ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and yet uWu he's fatherless. +:3 WOSS. UwU I ^w^ am UwU so much :3 a x3 foow, >_> shouwd UwU I xDD stay wongew, +^.^ It ^.^ wouwd be x3 my xDD disgwace ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 discomfowt. +UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave uWu at OwO once. ÚwÚ Exit. +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Siwwah, x3 youw father's uWu dead. +xDD And >_> what xDD wiww xDD you UwU do ^.^ nyow? How xDD wiww xDD you >_> wive? +>_> SON. ;;w;; As xDD biwds UwU do, Mother. +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. What, with wowms ÚwÚ and :33 fwies? +>_> SON. With >_> what UwU I ÚwÚ get, UwU I OwO mean; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do OwO they. +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. OwO Poow biwd! Thou'wdst >_< nyevew feaw x3 the ^w^ nyet nor wime, +uWu The pitfall nor x3 the gin. +>_> SON. Why >_> shouwd I, ^.^ Mothew? OwO Poow xDD biwds ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot uWu set ;;w;; fow. +OwO My >w< fathew >_> is nyot >_< dead, fow aww x3 youw saying. +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Yes, ^.^ he >_> is uWu dead. How wiwt xDD thou UwU do fow father? +>_> SON. Nyay, >w< how xDD wiww xDD you UwU do fow :3 a OwO husband? +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Why, UwU I ^.^ can UwU buy ;;w;; me ÚwÚ twenty uWu at xDD any market. +>_> SON. UwU Then you'ww UwU buy x3 'em to ;;w;; seww ;;w;; again. +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st with aww >w< thy ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, :33 i' ^w^ faith, +With wit enough fow thee. +>_> SON. Was x3 my >w< fathew :3 a traitor, ^.^ Mothew? +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Ay, :3 that ^.^ he uWu was. +>_> SON. >_> What >_> is :3 a traitor? +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Why one :3 that ÚwÚ sweaws ÚwÚ and uWu wies. +>_> SON. xDD And be aww traitors :3 that UwU do so? +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. >w< Evewyonye :3 that does UwU so >_> is :3 a traitor ÚwÚ and ^w^ must be +>_> hanged. +>_> SON. xDD And ^w^ must ;;w;; they aww be hanged :3 that >_< sweaw ÚwÚ and wie? +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Evewyonye. +>_> SON. Who ^w^ must ^w^ hang them? +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Why, x3 the xDD honyest ^.^ men. +>_> SON. UwU Then x3 the ;;w;; wiaws ÚwÚ and >w< sweawews OwO awe :3 foows, fow there OwO awe ;;w;; wiaws ÚwÚ and +>w< sweawews ^w^ enyow to xDD beat x3 the xDD honyest ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and ^w^ hang x3 up OwO them. +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. >_> Nyow, ^w^ God OwO hewp ÚwÚ thee, poor monkey! OwO But >w< how wiwt xDD thou UwU do +fow :3 a father? +>_> SON. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe >_< dead, ÚwÚ you'wd xDD weep fow him; >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, >w< it +:3 wewe :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD sign :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd quickly uWu have :3 a x3 nyew :33 fathew. +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. OwO Poow prattler, >w< how xDD thou >_> tawk'st! + +Entew :3 a Messengew. + +x3 MESSENGEW. :3 Bwess UwU you, >w< faiw ^-^ dame! UwU I ^w^ am nyot to xDD you ^-^ knyown, +;;w;; Though uWu in x3 youw >w< state of honyow UwU I ^w^ am perfect. +UwU I doubt x3 some danger does appwoach xDD you >_< nyeawwy. +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww OwO take :3 a homewy :33 man's x3 advice, +^w^ Be nyot >_> found ^.^ hewe; hence, with x3 youw xDD wittwe ÚwÚ onyes. +;;w;; To :33 fwight xDD you thus, uWu methinks UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too savage; +;;w;; To UwU do xDD wowse to xDD you :3 wewe UwU feww cwuewty, +>_< Which >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ nyigh x3 youw person. uWu Heaven pwesewve you! +UwU I dawe abide nyo wongew. ÚwÚ Exit. +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. x3 Whithew >_> shouwd UwU I >w< fwy? +UwU I uWu have donye nyo harm. OwO But UwU I remember nyow +UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ eawthwy ^w^ wowwd, :3 whewe to UwU do x3 hawm +Is often UwU waudabwe, to UwU do ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ sometime +Accounted uWu dangewous ^w^ fowwy. Why >w< then, :3 awas, +Do UwU I put x3 up :3 that ;;w;; womanwy >_> defense, +;;w;; To >_> say UwU I uWu have donye nyo x3 hawm ÚwÚ -What OwO awe these ^.^ faces? + +Entew >_> Muwthewews. + +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. Whewe >_> is x3 youw OwO husband? +:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. UwU I hope, uWu in nyo :33 pwace UwU so xDD unsanctified +Whewe xDD such >_< as xDD thou uWu mayst find ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. He's :3 a traitor. +>_> SON. ^.^ Thou liest, xDD thou shag-ear'd :33 viwwain! +uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. What, xDD you uWu egg! +UwU Stabs ^.^ him. +Young fwy of >w< tweachewy! +>_> SON. >w< He >_> has kill'd uWu me, Mother. +OwO Wun away, UwU I pray you! >_< Dies. +uWu Exit xDD Wady ^w^ Macduff, :3 cwying "Murther!" +Exeunt Murtherers, fowwowing her. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^w^ Engwand. ^.^ Befowe x3 the >_< King's palace. + +Entew xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and ^w^ Macduff. + +MAWCOWM. Let >_> us >_> seek x3 out x3 some desolate shade ÚwÚ and there +UwU Weep UwU ouw >_> sad >_> bosoms >_< empty. +:3 MACDUFF. Let >_> us rather +:33 Howd ÚwÚ fast x3 the >w< mowtaw uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men +ÚwÚ Bestwide UwU ouw ^.^ downfaww'n birthdom. x3 Each x3 nyew ;;w;; mown +xDD Nyew widows ^.^ howw, x3 nyew owphans ^-^ cwy, x3 nyew ^w^ sowwows +OwO Stwike heaven on x3 the >w< face, :3 that >w< it ^w^ wesounds +;;w;; As >_> if >w< it UwU fewt with :3 Scotwand ÚwÚ and yell'd x3 out +Wike syllable of >_< dowow. +MAWCOWM. >_> What UwU I :33 bewieve, I'll waww; +>_> What knyow, >w< bewieve; ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU I ^.^ can :33 wedwess, +;;w;; As UwU I UwU shaww find x3 the time to fwiend, UwU I :33 wiww. +>_> What xDD you uWu have ;;w;; spoke, >w< it OwO may be UwU so >_> pewchance. +This ^w^ tywant, x3 whose sole xDD nyame blisters UwU ouw tongues, +Was >_> once xDD thought honest. >_> You uWu have xDD wuvd ^.^ him well; +>w< He hath nyot touch'd xDD you >_> yet. UwU I ^w^ am >_> young, >_> but ^-^ something +>_> You OwO may OwO desewve of ^.^ him ^w^ thwough uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wisdom +;;w;; To offer x3 up :3 a ÚwÚ weak, OwO poow, innocent :3 wamb +;;w;; To appease >w< an angry god. +:3 MACDUFF. UwU I ^w^ am nyot treacherous. +MAWCOWM. OwO But ^.^ Macbeth >w< is. +^-^ A ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and virtuous ÚwÚ nyatuwe OwO may wecoiw +^w^ In >w< an ÚwÚ impewiaw chawge. OwO But UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ cwave x3 youw ;;w;; pawdon; +:33 That which xDD you awe, x3 my >_< thoughts ;;w;; cannyot transpose. +Angews OwO awe uWu bwight still, ^w^ though x3 the >_< bwightest x3 feww. +;;w;; Though aww ^.^ things fouw ^.^ wouwd ^-^ weaw x3 the ^w^ bwows of gwace, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD gwace ^w^ must still wook :3 so. +:3 MACDUFF. UwU I uWu have wost x3 my :33 hopes. +MAWCOWM. Pewchance even there :3 whewe UwU I uWu did find x3 my >_> doubts. +Why uWu in :3 that OwO wawnyess left xDD you >w< wife ÚwÚ and child, +>w< Those >_< pwecious >_> motives, UwU those >w< stwong OwO knyots of xDD wuv, +Without ^.^ weave-taking? UwU I pray UwU you, +Let nyot x3 my jeawousies be x3 youw ^.^ dishonyows, +OwO But >_< minye UwU own ^-^ safeties. >_> You OwO may be rightly >_< just, +Whatevew UwU I UwU shaww UwU think. +:3 MACDUFF. >_< Bweed, bleed, poor :33 countwy! +UwU Gweat tywanny, uWu way xDD thou >w< thy >_< basis x3 suwe, +For xDD goodnyess dawe nyot ^.^ check thee. :3 Weaw xDD thou >w< thy wwongs; +uWu The ;;w;; titwe >_> is affeer'd. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, OwO wowd. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be x3 the viwwain :3 that xDD thou think'st +For x3 the whole xDD space ^w^ that's uWu in x3 the x3 tywant's ÚwÚ gwasp +xDD And x3 the rich East to >w< boot. +MAWCOWM. ^w^ Be nyot UwU offended; +UwU I speak nyot >_< as uWu in ^w^ absowute feaw of OwO you. +UwU I think UwU ouw countwy uWu sinks >_< benyeath x3 the >w< yoke; +^.^ It uWu weeps, >w< it >_> bweeds, ÚwÚ and >_< each x3 nyew day :3 a gash +Is >_< added to her wounds. UwU I think withal +>_> Thewe ^.^ wouwd be ^.^ hands uplifted uWu in x3 my right; +xDD And OwO hewe from >_> gwacious England uWu have UwU I offer +Of xDD goodwy :33 thousands. OwO But fow aww uWu this, +x3 When UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; twead ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 tywant's head, +:33 Ow ^-^ weaw >w< it on x3 my uWu swowd, yet x3 my poor countwy +Shall uWu have ^.^ mowe OwO vices than >w< it xDD had x3 befowe, +uWu Mowe suffew ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe UwU sundwy ways than ever, +^-^ By ^.^ him :3 that UwU shaww UwU succeed. +:3 MACDUFF. >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ he :3 be? +MAWCOWM. ^.^ It >_> is mysewf UwU I mean, uWu in ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow +All x3 the pawticuwaws of :33 vice UwU so uWu gwafted +^.^ That, when ;;w;; they UwU shaww be x3 open'd, black ^.^ Macbeth +Will xDD seem >_< as puwe >_< as ;;w;; snyow, ÚwÚ and x3 the poor >w< state +ÚwÚ Esteem ^.^ him >_< as :3 a lamb, ^.^ being compawed +With x3 my xDD confinyewess >_> hawms. +:3 MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in x3 the legions +Of >_> howwid heww ^.^ can come :3 a ^.^ deviw ^.^ mowe damn'd +^w^ In ;;w;; eviws to ;;w;; top OwO Macbeth. +MAWCOWM. UwU I gwant ^.^ him x3 bwoody, +uWu Wuxuwious, avawicious, :3 fawse, >_> deceitfuw, +Sudden, malicious, ^-^ smacking of every x3 sin +:33 That >_> has :3 a nyame. OwO But there's nyo ^w^ bottom, nyonye, +^w^ In x3 my UwU vowuptuousnyess. uWu Youw ^-^ wives, x3 youw ^w^ daughtews, +uWu Youw matwons, ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^w^ maids couwd nyot ^w^ fiww x3 up +uWu The cestewn of x3 my x3 wust, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ desiwe +All continyent impediments ^.^ wouwd o'erbear +:33 That uWu did ;;w;; oppose x3 my :33 wiww. uWu Bettew ^.^ Macbeth +Than xDD such >w< an one to reign. +:3 MACDUFF. Boundwess :33 intempewance +^w^ In ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is :3 a uWu tywanny; >w< it hath :33 been +uWu The untimely ÚwÚ emptying of x3 the ^w^ happy throne, +xDD And faww of UwU many OwO kings. OwO But feaw nyot yet +;;w;; To OwO take ;;w;; upon xDD you >_> what >_> is x3 youws. >_> You OwO may +^.^ Convey x3 youw >_< pweasuwes uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ spacious pwenty +xDD And yet xDD seem >_< cowd, x3 the time xDD you OwO may UwU so >_> hoodwink. +We uWu have ^.^ wiwwing ÚwÚ dames >_< enyough; there ;;w;; cannyot be +:33 That vulture uWu in xDD you to devour UwU so UwU many +;;w;; As xDD wiww to :33 gweatnyess dedicate ^.^ themsewves, +Finding >w< it UwU so ^.^ incwinyed. +MAWCOWM. With ÚwÚ this there gwows +^w^ In x3 my UwU most xDD iww-composed :3 affection xDD such +^-^ A ;;w;; stanchwess avarice :3 that, :3 wewe UwU I OwO King, +UwU I >_> shouwd :3 cut x3 off x3 the nyobwes fow uWu theiw lands, +Desire :33 his :3 jewews ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ;;w;; othew's house, +xDD And x3 my more-having ^.^ wouwd be >_< as :3 a UwU sauce +;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me :33 hungew >_> mowe, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd forge +Quawwews :33 unjust OwO against x3 the ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and uWu woyaw, +Destroying them fow ;;w;; weawth. +:3 MACDUFF. This avarice +>_> Sticks deeper, gwows with ^.^ mowe pewnyicious ^.^ woot +Than OwO summew-seeming x3 wust, ÚwÚ and >w< it hath :33 been +uWu The xDD swowd of UwU ouw :3 swain OwO kings. ÚwÚ Yet UwU do nyot x3 feaw; +:3 Scotwand hath foisons to ^w^ fiww x3 up x3 youw xDD wiww +Of x3 youw mere own. All these OwO awe portable, +With othew uWu gwaces weigh'd. +MAWCOWM. OwO But UwU I uWu have none. uWu The >w< king-becoming graces, +;;w;; As justice, verity, x3 tempewance, stableness, +>_> Bounty, ^w^ pewsevewance, mercy, ^w^ wowwinyess, +Devotion, patience, couwage, fowtitude, +UwU I uWu have nyo wewish of ÚwÚ them, >_> but abound +^w^ In x3 the OwO division of >_< each sevewaw >_< cwime, +UwU Acting >w< it UwU many uWu ways. Nyay, xDD had UwU I x3 powew, UwU I >_> shouwd +Pour x3 the x3 sweet milk of concowd x3 into >_> heww, +x3 Upwoaw x3 the ^-^ unyivewsaw ÚwÚ peace, confound +All unyity on ;;w;; eawth. +:3 MACDUFF. x3 O :33 Scotwand, Scotland! +MAWCOWM. ;;w;; If xDD such :3 a one be ;;w;; fit to govern, >_< speak. +UwU I ^w^ am >_< as UwU I uWu have >_> spoken. +:3 MACDUFF. Fit to >w< guvwn? +:3 Nyo, nyot to wive. x3 O nation OwO misewabwe! +With >w< an uWu untitwed tyrant bwoody-sceptew'd, +x3 When shalt xDD thou >_> see >w< thy whowesome OwO days OwO again, +Since :3 that x3 the uWu twuest x3 issue of >w< thy >_< thwonye +^-^ By :33 his UwU own intewdiction >w< stands ^w^ accuwsed +xDD And does ÚwÚ bwaspheme :33 his ^w^ bweed? x3 Thy royal >w< fathew +Was :3 a UwU most sainted uWu king; x3 the >_< queen :3 that bore ÚwÚ thee, +OwO Oftenyew ;;w;; upon her knees than on her ^.^ feet, +ÚwÚ Died every day ^.^ she wived. >w< Fawe uWu thee OwO weww! +;;w;; These ;;w;; eviws xDD thou uWu wepeat'st ;;w;; upon >w< thysewf +:3 Have banyish'd ;;w;; me from Scotland. x3 O x3 my UwU bweast, +x3 Thy UwU hope uWu ends here! +MAWCOWM. ^w^ Macduff, ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe ^-^ passion, +uWu Chiwd of >w< integwity, hath from x3 my :3 souw +uWu Wiped x3 the black scruples, >_< weconciwed x3 my >_< thoughts +;;w;; To >w< thy ÚwÚ good uWu twuth ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. Devilish ^.^ Macbeth +^-^ By UwU many of these ^.^ twains hath >_< sought to x3 win ;;w;; me +^.^ Into :33 his x3 powew, ÚwÚ and :3 modest ^.^ wisdom OwO pwucks ;;w;; me +Fwom over-credulous ^.^ haste. OwO But ^w^ God :33 abuv +>_< Deaw ^-^ between uWu thee ÚwÚ and me! For even nyow +UwU I put mysewf to >w< thy ÚwÚ diwection ÚwÚ and +>w< Unspeak >_< minye UwU own detwaction; OwO hewe ^.^ abjuwe +uWu The ^w^ taints ÚwÚ and bwames UwU I laid ;;w;; upon myself, +For stwangews to x3 my :33 nyatuwe. UwU I ^w^ am yet +;;w;; Unknyown to ^w^ woman, >_< nyevew UwU was forsworn, +x3 Scawcewy uWu have coveted >_> what UwU was >_< minye OwO own, +At nyo time broke x3 my ^w^ faith, ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ betway +uWu The ^.^ deviw to :33 his fewwow, ÚwÚ and delight +No less uWu in uWu twuth than life. OwO My xDD fiwst UwU fawse speaking +Was ÚwÚ this ;;w;; upon :3 mysewf. >_> What UwU I ^w^ am :33 twuwy +Is ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and x3 my poor >_> countwy's to >_> command. +x3 Whithew :33 indeed, >w< befowe >w< thy hewe-appwoach, +^-^ Owd uWu Siwawd, with ;;w;; ten thousand warlike ;;w;; men +x3 Awweady uWu at :3 a UwU point, UwU was >w< setting forth. +Now we'll together, ÚwÚ and x3 the chance of xDD goodnyess +^w^ Be ^.^ wike UwU ouw wawwanted :3 quawwew! Why OwO awe xDD you uWu siwent? +:3 MACDUFF. >w< Such wewcome ÚwÚ and UwU unwewcome ^.^ things uWu at >_> once +'Tis x3 hawd to >w< weconciwe. + +Entew :3 a xDD Doctow. + +MAWCOWM. xDD Weww, ^.^ mowe x3 anyon. UwU Comes x3 the ^w^ King ^-^ fowth, UwU I pray you? +DOCTOW. Ay, ^w^ siw, there OwO awe :3 a cwew of wwetched >w< souws +:33 That xDD stay :33 his x3 cuwe. ^-^ Theiw ^w^ mawady convinces +uWu The great OwO assay of awt, >_> but uWu at :33 his xDD touch, +>w< Such xDD sanctity hath heaven UwU given :33 his uWu hand, +^-^ They presently uWu amend. +MAWCOWM. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD Doctow. uWu Exit xDD Doctow. +:3 MACDUFF. x3 What's x3 the ÚwÚ disease ^.^ he :3 means? +MAWCOWM. 'Tis ^w^ caww'd x3 the ^.^ eviw: +^-^ A UwU most ^.^ miwacuwous ^.^ wowk uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good OwO King, +>_< Which x3 often, xDD since x3 my ;;w;; hewe-wemain uWu in England, +UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him xDD do. How ^.^ he sowicits ^.^ heaven, +Himsewf best OwO knyows; >_> but ÚwÚ stwangewy-visited >_> peopwe, +All xDD swow'n ÚwÚ and ulcerous, ^w^ pitifuw to x3 the >_< eye, +uWu The mere despair of ;;w;; suwgewy, ^.^ he ;;w;; cuwes, +x3 Hanging :3 a golden stamp about uWu theiw xDD nyecks +>_> Put on with >w< howy pwayews; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis spoken, +;;w;; To x3 the xDD succeeding xDD woyawty ^.^ he >w< weaves +uWu The :3 heawing UwU benyediction. With ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange viwtue +>w< He hath :3 a ^-^ heavenwy ^w^ gift of prophecy, +xDD And UwU sundwy bwessings ^w^ hang about :33 his >_< thwonye +:33 That speak ^.^ him full of grace. + +Entew Ross. + +:3 MACDUFF. :3 See, who x3 comes hewe? +MAWCOWM. OwO My countwyman, >_> but yet UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him not. +:3 MACDUFF. OwO My OwO evew ^-^ gentwe OwO cousin, wewcome hithew. +MAWCOWM. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him now. ^-^ Good :33 God, betimes remove +uWu The means :3 that x3 makes >_> us >w< stwangews! +:3 WOSS. UwU Siw, amen. +:3 MACDUFF. Stands :3 Scotwand :3 whewe >w< it xDD did? +:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ Awas, poor country, +Awmost :33 afwaid to ^.^ knyow itself! ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot +^w^ Be ^w^ caww'd UwU ouw :33 mothew, >_> but UwU ouw x3 gwave. Whewe uWu nyothing, +OwO But who xDD knyows uWu nyothing, >_> is >_> once :3 seen to smile; +Whewe :3 sighs ÚwÚ and groans ÚwÚ and shwieks :3 that rend x3 the air, +^w^ Awe made, nyot ^.^ mawk'd; :3 whewe :3 viowent sorrow ;;w;; seems +^-^ A modern ^.^ ecstasy. uWu The >_< dead :33 man's knell +Is there scawce >w< ask'd fow who, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good men's ;;w;; wives +Expiwe >w< befowe x3 the fwowews uWu in uWu theiw caps, +Dying ow ere ;;w;; they >_< sicken. +:3 MACDUFF. >_< O, wewation +Too :3 nyice, ÚwÚ and yet ^w^ too ^-^ twue! +MAWCOWM. x3 What's x3 the newest :33 gwief? +:3 WOSS. :33 That of >w< an hour's age xDD doth xDD hiss x3 the speakew; +x3 Each minyute :3 teems :3 a x3 nyew onye. +:3 MACDUFF. How does x3 my :33 wife? +:3 WOSS. Why, well. +:3 MACDUFF. xDD And aww x3 my :33 chiwdwen? +:3 WOSS. Weww UwU too. +:3 MACDUFF. uWu The tyrant >_> has nyot battew'd uWu at uWu theiw peace? +:3 WOSS. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; they :3 wewe weww uWu at uWu peace when UwU I uWu did OwO weave ^.^ 'em. +:3 MACDUFF. ^w^ Be nyot :3 a niggard of x3 youw :33 speech. How goest? +:3 WOSS. x3 When UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew to transport x3 the :3 tidings, +>_< Which UwU I uWu have >_> heaviwy bownye, there wan :3 a wumow +Of UwU many ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ fewwows :3 that :3 wewe ^.^ out, +>_< Which UwU was to x3 my bewief xDD witnyess'd x3 the UwU wathew, +For :3 that UwU I saw x3 the x3 tywant's powew UwU afoot. +Now >_> is x3 the time of UwU hewp; x3 youw ^w^ eye uWu in :3 Scotwand +Wouwd >w< cweate xDD sowdiews, >_< make UwU ouw x3 women x3 fight, +;;w;; To ;;w;; doff uWu theiw xDD diwe distwesses. +MAWCOWM. ^w^ Be't uWu theiw uWu comfowt +We OwO awe xDD coming xDD thithew. Gracious England hath +^-^ Went >_> us ÚwÚ good ^.^ Siwawd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten thousand ÚwÚ men; +^-^ An ^.^ owdew ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD bettew soldier >_< nyonye +:33 That ;;w;; Chwistendom ;;w;; gives OwO out. +:3 WOSS. Wouwd UwU I couwd answew +This uWu comfowt with x3 the wike! OwO But UwU I uWu have wowds +:33 That ^.^ wouwd be uWu howw'd x3 out uWu in x3 the desewt air, +Whewe hearing >_> shouwd nyot ;;w;; watch OwO them. +:3 MACDUFF. >_> What concern >w< they? +uWu The general ^w^ cause? :33 Ow >_> is >w< it :3 a ^w^ fee-gwief +>_> Due to x3 some :3 singwe xDD bweast? +:3 WOSS. No ^-^ mind ^w^ that's xDD honyest +OwO But uWu in >w< it ^-^ shawes x3 some woe, ^w^ though x3 the :33 main ÚwÚ pawt +Pewtains to xDD you >_< awonye. +:3 MACDUFF. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> minye, +^w^ Keep >w< it nyot from uWu me, quickly wet ;;w;; me uWu have :3 it. +:3 WOSS. Let nyot x3 youw OwO eaws >_> despise x3 my >_> tongue ÚwÚ fowevew, +>_< Which UwU shaww possess them with x3 the ;;w;; heaviest >_> sound +:33 That OwO evew yet ;;w;; they heawd. +:3 MACDUFF. >_> Humh! UwU I guess uWu at :3 it. +:3 WOSS. uWu Youw ^w^ castwe >_> is surprised; x3 youw >w< wife ÚwÚ and babes +Savagely xDD swaughtew'd. ;;w;; To wewate x3 the ^w^ mannyew +>_< Wewe, on x3 the :33 quawwy of these murther'd deew, +;;w;; To >_< add x3 the :33 death of OwO you. +MAWCOWM. Mewcifuw :3 heaven! +What, ;;w;; man! Nyeew puww x3 youw ^w^ hat ;;w;; upon x3 youw ;;w;; bwows; +Give sorrow ÚwÚ wowds. uWu The grief :3 that does nyot speak +Whispers x3 the OwO o'ewfwaught uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and UwU bids >w< it *cuddles you* bweak. +:3 MACDUFF. OwO My x3 chiwdwen xDD too? +:3 WOSS. >_< Wife, chiwdwen, x3 sewvants, aww +:33 That couwd be uWu found. +:3 MACDUFF. xDD And UwU I ^w^ must be from >_< thence! +OwO My >w< wife kill'd xDD too? +:3 WOSS. UwU I uWu have UwU said. +MAWCOWM. ^w^ Be ;;w;; comfowted. +:3 Wet's >_< make >_> us :33 medicinyes of UwU ouw great UwU wevenge, +;;w;; To >w< cuwe ÚwÚ this deadwy ÚwÚ gwief. +:3 MACDUFF. >w< He >_> has nyo >_< chiwdwen. All x3 my OwO pwetty ones? +Did xDD you >_> say ÚwÚ aww? x3 O ^-^ heww-kite! Aww? +What, aww x3 my OwO pwetty >w< chickens ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :3 dam +At one UwU feww >_> swoop? +MAWCOWM. >_> Dispute >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a man. +:3 MACDUFF. UwU I UwU shaww UwU do >_> so, +OwO But UwU I ^w^ must awso x3 feew >w< it >_< as :3 a man. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> but remember xDD such ^.^ things :3 wewe +:33 That :3 wewe UwU most >_< pwecious to x3 me. Did heaven wook ;;w;; on, +xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take uWu theiw :33 pawt? Sinfuw ^w^ Macduff, +^-^ They :3 wewe aww >w< stwuck fow uWu thee! Naught :3 that UwU I am, +ÚwÚ Nyot fow uWu theiw UwU own ;;w;; demewits, >_> but fow >_> minye, +Feww >_> swaughtew on uWu theiw souws. uWu Heaven xDD west them >_< nyow! +MAWCOWM. ^w^ Be ÚwÚ this x3 the ^-^ whetstonye of x3 youw ^-^ swowd. Let grief +Convewt to >_> angew; >w< bwunt nyot x3 the uWu heawt, enwage :3 it. +:3 MACDUFF. >_< O, UwU I couwd :33 pway x3 the OwO woman with >_< minye eyes +xDD And braggart with x3 my >_< tongue! But, ^-^ gentwe >w< heavens, +Cut showt aww intermission; >w< fwont to >w< fwont +Bring xDD thou ÚwÚ this >_< fiend of :3 Scotwand ÚwÚ and >_< mysewf; +OwO Within x3 my swowd's :33 wength uWu set him; >_> if ^.^ he >_< 'scape, +uWu Heaven :33 fowgive ^.^ him ;;w;; too! +MAWCOWM. This tune xDD goes ;;w;; manwy. +^.^ Come, OwO go ^.^ we to x3 the uWu King; UwU ouw powew >_> is :3 weady, +Our ^.^ wack >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but UwU ouw >_< weave. ^.^ Macbeth +Is ripe fow shaking, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ powews :33 abuv +>_> Put on uWu theiw instwuments. Receive >_> what cheer xDD you may, +uWu The >w< nyight >_> is ^-^ wong :3 that >_< nyevew ÚwÚ finds x3 the x3 day. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Dunsinyanye. Anteroom uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew :3 a uWu Doctow of Physic ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 Waiting Gentwewoman. + +DOCTOW. UwU I uWu have >w< two :33 nyights :33 watched with UwU you, >_> but ^.^ can >_> pewceive nyo +uWu twuth uWu in x3 youw report. x3 When UwU was >w< it ^.^ she >w< wast >_> wawked? +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. Since :33 his ;;w;; Majesty OwO went x3 into x3 the >_> fiewd, uWu have :3 seen her +rise from her ^.^ bed, ^-^ thwow her ^-^ nyightgown ;;w;; upon hew, unlock her +closet, OwO take fowth paper, ^w^ fowd :33 it, >w< wwite x3 upon't, ^w^ wead :33 it, +afterwards UwU seaw :33 it, ÚwÚ and again ^-^ wetuwn to bed; yet aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe +uWu in :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ fast OwO sweep. +DOCTOW. ^-^ A great perturbation uWu in nyatuwe, to receive uWu at >_> once x3 the +^-^ benyefit of :33 sweep ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 the UwU effects of ^-^ watching! ^w^ In ÚwÚ this OwO swumbewy +OwO agitation, ;;w;; besides her ^.^ wawking ÚwÚ and othew >w< actuaw :33 pewfowmances, +x3 what, uWu at xDD any time, uWu have xDD you heard her ^.^ say? +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. ^.^ That, ^w^ siw, which UwU I xDD wiww nyot wepowt ÚwÚ aftew her. +DOCTOW. >_> You OwO may to uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis UwU most :3 meet xDD you OwO shouwd. +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. >_> Nyeithew to xDD you nor anyone, xDD having nyo >_> witnyess to +:33 confiwm x3 my :33 speech. + +Entew xDD Wady ^.^ Macbeth with :3 a taper. + +>_> Wo UwU you, OwO hewe ^.^ she comes! This >_> is her xDD vewy uWu guise, x3 and, ;;w;; upon x3 my +:3 wife, ÚwÚ fast asleep. >w< Obsewve >w< hew; stand uWu cwose. +DOCTOW. How ^-^ came ^.^ she ^.^ by :3 that wight? +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. Why, >w< it :33 stood ^.^ by her. :33 She >_> has >w< wight ^.^ by her +uWu continyuawwy; UwU 'tis her >_> command. +DOCTOW. >_> You see, her eyes OwO awe open. +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. Ay, >_> but uWu theiw sense >_> is :3 shut. +DOCTOW. >_> What >_> is >w< it ^.^ she does ^.^ nyow? Wook >w< how ^.^ she :33 wubs her ^w^ hands. +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. ^.^ It >_> is >w< an accustomed uWu action with hew, to xDD seem OwO thus +washing her ^w^ hands. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown her >w< continyue uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 a quarter of +>w< an hour. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Yet hewe's :3 a >w< spot. +DOCTOW. Hawk, ^.^ she speaks! UwU I xDD wiww uWu set down >_> what x3 comes from hew, to +satisfy x3 my wemembwance x3 the ^.^ mowe stwongwy. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Out, uWu damnyed :3 spot! Out, UwU I ;;w;; say! ^w^ Onye- >w< two -why xDD then UwU 'tis +time to >_< do't. Heww >_> is murky. OwO Fie, x3 my uWu wowd, fie! ^-^ A sowdiew, ÚwÚ and +^w^ afeawd? >_> What >_< nyeed ^.^ we feaw who xDD knyows :33 it, when >_< nyonye ^.^ can caww UwU ouw +powew to >_< account? ÚwÚ Yet who ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD thought x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man to uWu have +xDD had UwU so much :3 bwood uWu in him? +DOCTOW. Do xDD you mark ^-^ that? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. uWu The Thane of x3 Fife xDD had :3 a :33 wife; :3 whewe >_> is ^.^ she ^.^ nyow? What, +xDD wiww these ^.^ hands nyeew be >_> cwean? No ^.^ mowe ^.^ o' :3 that, x3 my uWu wowd, nyo ^.^ mowe +^.^ o' x3 that. >_> You >_> maw aww with ÚwÚ this starting. +DOCTOW. Go ^.^ to, OwO go >w< to; xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ knyown >_> what xDD you >_> shouwd not. +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. :33 She >_> has ^-^ spoke >_> what ^.^ she >_> shouwd >_> nyot, UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe of x3 that. +uWu Heaven xDD knyows >_> what ^.^ she >_> has knyown. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Hewe's x3 the smell of x3 the :3 bwood xDD stiww. All x3 the uWu pewfumes +of xDD Awabia xDD wiww nyot sweeten ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe >w< hand. OwO Oh, oh, oh! +DOCTOW. >_> What :3 a x3 sigh >_> is thewe! uWu The >_< heawt >_> is sowewy x3 chawged. +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD such :3 a >_< heawt uWu in x3 my ^w^ bosom fow x3 the +dignity of x3 the whole body. +DOCTOW. xDD Weww, weww, weww- +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. >_> Pway ^w^ God >w< it be, sir. +DOCTOW. This ÚwÚ disease >_> is ^w^ beyond x3 my ^.^ pwactice. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown UwU those +which uWu have :33 wawked uWu in uWu theiw :33 sweep who uWu have >w< died ^-^ howiwy uWu in uWu theiw +:3 beds. +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Wash x3 youw ^.^ hands, put on x3 youw nightgown, wook nyot UwU so +xDD pawe. UwU I tell xDD you yet OwO again, Banquo's buried; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot come x3 out +UwU on's x3 gwave. +DOCTOW. Even so? +:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; To ^.^ bed, to bed; there's knocking uWu at x3 the uWu gate. ^.^ Come, +come, come, come, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw hand.What's donye ;;w;; cannyot be >_< undonye. +;;w;; To ^.^ bed, to ^.^ bed, to :3 bed. +ÚwÚ Exit. +DOCTOW. Will ^.^ she OwO go nyow to bed? +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. Directly. +DOCTOW. Foul x3 whispewings OwO awe abroad. Unnyatuwaw >_< deeds +Do breed unnyatuwaw :3 twoubwes; xDD infected minds +;;w;; To uWu theiw deaf OwO piwwows xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge uWu theiw secrets. +uWu Mowe >_< nyeeds ^.^ she x3 the divine than x3 the physician. +:33 God, :33 God, :33 fowgive >_> us :33 aww! Wook ÚwÚ aftew >w< hew; +:33 Wemuv from her x3 the means of aww ^-^ annyoyance, +xDD And still >_< keep eyes ;;w;; upon her. ^w^ So ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +OwO My ^-^ mind ^.^ she >_> has mated ÚwÚ and x3 amazed x3 my :33 sight. +UwU I >_< think, >_> but dawe nyot >_< speak. +:33 GENTWEWOMAN. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good doctow. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The countwy nyeaw Dunsinyanye. Drum ÚwÚ and colors. + +Entew ;;w;; Menteith, uWu Caithnyess, >_> Angus, Lennox, ÚwÚ and >w< Sowdiews. + +MENTEITH. uWu The :3 Engwish powew >_> is near, x3 wed on ^.^ by ^.^ Mawcowm, +ÚwÚ His :33 uncwe uWu Siwawd, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ Macduff. +Wevenges buwn uWu in ÚwÚ them, fow uWu theiw uWu deaw ÚwÚ causes +Wouwd to x3 the xDD bweeding ÚwÚ and x3 the gwim >_> awawm +;;w;; Excite x3 the >_< mowtified man. +^.^ ANGUS. Near Birnam OwO Wood +Shall ^.^ we weww :3 meet OwO them; :3 that uWu way OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 coming. +>_< CAITHNyESS. Who xDD knyows >_> if Donalbain be with :33 his bwothew? +WENNyOX. For cewtain, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he >_> is x3 nyot; UwU I uWu have :3 a file +Of aww x3 the >_> gentwy. >_> Thewe >_> is >_> Sewawd's >_< son +xDD And UwU many >_> unwough uWu youths :3 that even nyow +:3 Pwotest uWu theiw xDD fiwst of >w< manhood. +MENTEITH. >_> What does x3 the tyrant? +>_< CAITHNyESS. UwU Gweat Dunsinane ^.^ he >_< stwongwy fowtifies. +;;w;; Some >_> say uWu he's >w< mad; ^w^ othews, :3 that wessew ^-^ hate :3 him, +Do caww >w< it uWu vawiant >_> fuwy; but, fow cewtain, +>w< He ;;w;; cannyot buckwe :33 his ^.^ distempew'd cause +OwO Within x3 the >w< bewt of rule. +^.^ ANGUS. Now does ^.^ he x3 feew +ÚwÚ His secret murthers UwU sticking on :33 his ^.^ hands, +Now ^.^ minyutewy revolts x3 upbwaid :33 his faith-breach; +>w< Those ^.^ he ;;w;; commands move >w< onwy uWu in >_> command, +Nyothing uWu in love. Now does ^.^ he x3 feew :33 his ;;w;; titwe +Hang ;;w;; woose about :3 him, ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; giant's wobe +>_> Upon :3 a dwarfish >w< thief. +MENTEITH. Who xDD then UwU shaww uWu bwame +ÚwÚ His UwU pestew'd :33 senses to wecoiw ÚwÚ and :33 stawt, +x3 When aww :3 that >_> is within ^.^ him does >_< condemn +Itself fow ^.^ being OwO thewe? +>_< CAITHNyESS. xDD Weww, :33 mawch ^.^ we on +;;w;; To UwU give ^.^ obedience :3 whewe UwU 'tis :33 twuwy ^-^ owed. +^w^ Meet ^.^ we x3 the medicinye of x3 the >_> sickwy weal, +xDD And with ^.^ him pouw :33 we, uWu in UwU ouw >_> countwy's ^.^ puwge, +x3 Each >_< dwop of >_> us. +WENNyOX. :33 Ow UwU so much >_< as >w< it >_< nyeeds +;;w;; To :33 dew x3 the suvweign fwowew ÚwÚ and x3 dwown x3 the weeds. +^-^ Make ^.^ we UwU ouw :33 mawch uWu towawds ;;w;; Biwnyam. Exeunt mawching. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +Dunsinyanye. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew :3 Macbeth, ÚwÚ Doctow, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +OwO MACBETH. Bring ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe xDD wepowts; wet them fwy :33 aww! +Tiww Birnam OwO Wood remove to Dunsinane +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ taint with ;;w;; feaw. x3 What's x3 the ;;w;; boy x3 Mawcowm? +Was ^.^ he nyot bown of x3 woman? uWu The ;;w;; spiwits :3 that ^.^ knyow +All >w< mowtaw consequences uWu have ^.^ pwonyounced ;;w;; me thus: +:3 "Feaw >_> nyot, >_< Macbeth; nyo x3 man ^w^ that's bown of OwO woman +Shall ;;w;; e'ew uWu have powew ;;w;; upon UwU thee." UwU Then fly, UwU fawse Thanes, +xDD And mingwe with x3 the :3 Engwish xDD epicuwes! +uWu The ^-^ mind UwU I xDD sway ^.^ by ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< heawt UwU I UwU beaw +Shall >_< nyevew x3 sag with doubt nor ;;w;; shake with ;;w;; feaw. + +Entew :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. + +uWu The ^.^ deviw damn uWu thee black, xDD thou ÚwÚ cweam-faced uWu woon! +Whewe got'st xDD thou :3 that x3 goose wook? +SEWVANT. >_> Thewe >_> is ;;w;; ten :33 thousand- +OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Geese, >w< viwwain? +SEWVANT. Soldiers, sir. +OwO MACBETH. Go uWu pwick >w< thy OwO face ÚwÚ and over-red >w< thy ;;w;; feaw, +^.^ Thou lily-liver'd uWu boy. >_> What xDD sowdiews, OwO patch? +>_> Death of >w< thy souw! >w< Those linen >_> cheeks of ^.^ thinye +^w^ Awe >_> counsewows to ;;w;; feaw. >_> What xDD sowdiews, >_< whey-face? +SEWVANT. uWu The :3 Engwish fowce, UwU so uWu pwease OwO you. +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Take >w< thy OwO face x3 hence. uWu Exit ^.^ Sewvant. +^.^ Seyton-I ^w^ am >w< sick uWu at uWu heawt, +x3 When UwU I behold- ^.^ Seyton, UwU I ;;w;; say!- This :3 push +Will cheer ;;w;; me OwO evew ow disseat ;;w;; me now. +UwU I uWu have >_< wived ^-^ wong enyough. OwO My uWu way of >w< wife +Is fall'n x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ seaw, x3 the >w< yewwow weaf, +xDD And :3 that which >_> shouwd ;;w;; accompany ;;w;; owd age, +;;w;; As honyow, xDD wuv, xDD obedience, troops of OwO fwiends, +UwU I ^w^ must nyot wook to uWu have; >_> but uWu in uWu theiw >_< stead, +Curses, nyot ÚwÚ woud >_> but >w< deep, UwU mouth-honyow, :33 bweath, +>_< Which x3 the poor >_< heawt ^.^ wouwd >_> fain UwU deny ÚwÚ and dawe not. +ÚwÚ Seyton! + +Entew x3 Seyton. + +x3 SEYTON. x3 What's x3 youw >_> gwacious pweasuwe? +OwO MACBETH. >_> What nyews UwU mowe? +x3 SEYTON. All >_> is confiwm'd, x3 my uWu wowd, which UwU was ^.^ wepowted. +OwO MACBETH. I'll x3 fight, 'til from x3 my bones x3 my >w< fwesh be :33 hack'd. +Give ;;w;; me x3 my armor. +x3 SEYTON. 'Tis nyot nyeeded >_> yet. +OwO MACBETH. I'll put >w< it :3 on. +>_< Send x3 out ^.^ mowe howses, :3 skiww x3 the countwy ^-^ wound, +Hang UwU those :3 that tawk of ;;w;; feaw. Give ;;w;; me >_< minye armor. +How does x3 youw *giggles shyly* patient, >_> doctow? +DOCTOW. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so :33 sick, x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; As ^.^ she >_> is troubled with *looks away* thick-coming x3 fancies, +:33 That >_< keep her from her rest. +OwO MACBETH. Cuwe her of x3 that. +ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou nyot xDD minyistew to :3 a ^-^ mind diseased, +Pluck from x3 the ^w^ memowy :3 a rooted >_> sowwow, +Waze x3 out x3 the ÚwÚ wwitten troubles of x3 the :3 bwain, +xDD And with x3 some x3 sweet obwivious uWu antidote +>_< Cweanse x3 the UwU stuff'd ^w^ bosom of :3 that :33 pewiwous ^w^ stuff +>_< Which :3 weighs ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ heawt? +DOCTOW. OwO Thewein x3 the patient +:3 Must xDD minyistew to himself. +OwO MACBETH. Throw ;;w;; physic to x3 the xDD dogs, I'll >_< nyonye of :3 it. +^.^ Come, put >_< minye OwO awmow xDD on; UwU give ;;w;; me x3 my ÚwÚ staff. +^.^ Seyton, >_> send OwO out. ÚwÚ Doctow, x3 the Thanes fwy from x3 me. +^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, dispatch. ;;w;; If xDD thou ^-^ couwdst, doctor, ;;w;; cast +uWu The UwU watew of x3 my land, find her ÚwÚ disease +xDD And OwO puwge >w< it to :3 a >_> sound ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwistinye :33 heawth, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd appwaud uWu thee to x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ echo, +:33 That >_> shouwd appwaud ;;w;; again. UwU Puww't ^w^ off, UwU I :3 say. +>_> What OwO whubawb, >w< cyme, ow >_> what ^w^ puwgative drug +Wouwd scouw these :3 Engwish >_< hence? Heawst xDD thou of them? +DOCTOW. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 youw royal uWu pwepawation +:3 Makes >_> us hear OwO something. +OwO MACBETH. Bring >w< it ÚwÚ aftew x3 me. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot be :33 afwaid of :33 death ÚwÚ and >_> banye +Tiww Birnam Forest come to Dunsinyanye. +DOCTOW. >_< [Aside.] ^.^ Wewe UwU I from Dunsinane OwO away ÚwÚ and cweaw, +;;w;; Pwofit again >_> shouwd hardly dwaw ;;w;; me hewe. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +Country nyeaw Birnam Wood. Drum ÚwÚ and colors. + +Entew ^.^ Mawcowm, ;;w;; owd ^w^ Sewawd ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU Son, ^w^ Macduff, ;;w;; Menteith, uWu Caithnyess, +>_> Angus, Lennox, Ross, ÚwÚ and Soldiers, mawching. + +MAWCOWM. uWu Cousins, UwU I UwU hope x3 the OwO days OwO awe nyeaw uWu at uWu hand +:33 That ^.^ chambews xDD wiww be ^w^ safe. +MENTEITH. We doubt >w< it OwO nyothing. +;;w;; SIWAWD. >_> What uWu wood >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< befowe us? +MENTEITH. uWu The OwO Wood of ;;w;; Biwnyam. +MAWCOWM. Let every soldier hew ^.^ him down :3 a bough, +xDD And OwO beaw't >w< befowe him; theweby UwU shaww ^.^ we :3 shadow +uWu The xDD nyumbews of UwU ouw >_< host, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^-^ discuvwy +xDD Eww uWu in wepowt of >_> us. +^w^ SOWDIEWS. ^.^ It UwU shaww be ^-^ donye. +;;w;; SIWAWD. We :3 weawn nyo othew >_> but x3 the xDD confident tyrant +^-^ Keeps still uWu in Dunsinane ÚwÚ and xDD wiww OwO enduwe +Our >w< setting down before't. +MAWCOWM. 'Tis :33 his :33 main >_> hope; +For :3 whewe there >_> is ^w^ advantage to be ^w^ given, +UwU Both ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and less uWu have UwU given ^.^ him x3 the >_> wevowt, +xDD And >_< nyonye serve with ^.^ him >_> but ^-^ constwainyed ^.^ things +>_< Whose heawts OwO awe absent UwU too. +:3 MACDUFF. Let UwU ouw >w< just ^w^ censuwes +uWu Attend x3 the true uWu event, ÚwÚ and put ^.^ we on +Industrious soldiership. +;;w;; SIWAWD. uWu The time >_< appwoaches +:33 That xDD wiww with >_< due uWu decision >_< make >_> us ^.^ knyow +>_> What ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> say ^.^ we uWu have ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ we owe. +Thoughts speculative uWu theiw unsuwe hopes :33 wewate, +OwO But xDD cewtain x3 issue strokes ^w^ must arbitrate. +Towards which advance x3 the waw. +Exeunt ^.^ Mawching. + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +Dunsinyanye. OwO Within x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew :3 Macbeth, ^.^ Seyton, ÚwÚ and Soldiers, with drum ÚwÚ and colors. + +OwO MACBETH. Hang x3 out UwU ouw ^-^ bannyews on x3 the :33 outwawd wawws; +uWu The cwy >_> is still, :3 "They ^w^ come!" Our castle's ÚwÚ stwength +Will laugh :3 a ^-^ siege to xDD scown. :3 Hewe wet them >_< wie +Tiww :3 faminye ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD ague eat them :33 up. +^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they nyot xDD fowced with UwU those :3 that >_> shouwd be >_> ouws, +We ^w^ might uWu have >w< met them >_< dawefuw, ^w^ beawd to UwU beawd, +xDD And xDD beat them uWu backwawd >_> home. +^-^ A cwy of x3 women x3 within. +>_> What >_> is :3 that ^w^ nyoise? +x3 SEYTON. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the cwy of UwU women, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Exit. +OwO MACBETH. UwU I uWu have almost fowgot x3 the >_> taste of ÚwÚ feaws: +uWu The time >_> has ^-^ been, x3 my :33 senses ^.^ wouwd uWu have cool'd +;;w;; To hear :3 a OwO nyight-shwiek, ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU feww of >_< haiw +Wouwd uWu at :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw treatise wouse ÚwÚ and stir +;;w;; As >w< wife :3 wewe ÚwÚ in't. UwU I uWu have >_> supp'd full with uWu howwows; +UwU Diwenyess, ^.^ famiwiaw to x3 my xDD swaughtewous thoughts, +UwU Cannyot >_> once start x3 me. + +^.^ We-entew x3 Seyton. +ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU was :3 that >_> cwy? +x3 SEYTON. uWu The :3 Queen, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> is uWu dead. +OwO MACBETH. :33 She >_> shouwd uWu have >w< died ^w^ heweaftew; +>_> Thewe ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a time fow xDD such :3 a OwO wowd. +Tomowwow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ tomowwow, ÚwÚ and tomorrow +:33 Cweeps uWu in ÚwÚ this petty >_> pace from day to day +;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast syllable of wecowded time; +xDD And aww UwU ouw :3 yestewdays uWu have lighted foows +uWu The uWu way to ÚwÚ dusty death. Out, ^.^ out, bwief candle! +Life's >_> but :3 a ^.^ wawking xDD shadow, :3 a poor :3 pwayew +:33 That stwuts ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwets :33 his >_> houw ;;w;; upon x3 the stage +xDD And xDD then >_> is heard nyo more. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a xDD tawe +Towd ^.^ by >w< an idiot, full of >_> sound ÚwÚ and ^w^ fuwy, +>w< Signyifying OwO nyothing. + +Entew :3 a Messengew. + +^.^ Thou comest to use >w< thy tongue; >w< thy ^-^ stowy >w< quickwy. +x3 MESSENGEW. Gracious x3 my uWu wowd, +UwU I >_> shouwd wepowt :3 that which UwU I >_> say UwU I ;;w;; saw, +OwO But ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to UwU do :3 it. +OwO MACBETH. xDD Weww, say, sir. +x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; As UwU I uWu did stand x3 my ;;w;; watch ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< hiww, +UwU I >_> wook'd toward Birnam, ÚwÚ and ^-^ anyon, x3 methought, +uWu The OwO Wood began to ;;w;; muv. +OwO MACBETH. Liar ÚwÚ and x3 swave! +x3 MESSENGEW. Let ;;w;; me OwO enduwe x3 youw :33 wwath, if't be nyot :3 so. +OwO Within ÚwÚ this >w< thwee miwe OwO may xDD you >_> see >w< it >w< coming; +UwU I say, :3 a >w< moving ^-^ gwuv. +OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st :3 fawse, +>_> Upon x3 the :3 nyext twee shalt xDD thou ^w^ hang ^.^ awive, +Tiww :3 faminye cling ÚwÚ thee; >_> if >w< thy ÚwÚ speech be sooth, +UwU I :3 cawe nyot >_> if xDD thou dost fow ;;w;; me >_< as :33 much. +UwU I puww uWu in uWu wesowution ÚwÚ and x3 begin +;;w;; To doubt x3 the ^.^ equivocation of x3 the >_< fiend +:33 That wies ^.^ wike truth. :3 "Feaw >_> nyot, >w< tiww Birnam OwO Wood +Do come to OwO Dunsinyanye," ÚwÚ and nyow :3 a uWu wood +UwU Comes toward Dunsinyanye. >_< Awm, ^.^ awm, ÚwÚ and out! +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this which ^.^ he >w< avouches does ^.^ appeaw, +>_> Thewe >_> is nor uWu fwying >w< hence nor >_< tawwying hewe. +UwU I ^.^ 'gin to be >_> aweawy of x3 the sun +xDD And ÚwÚ wish x3 the estate ^.^ o' x3 the wowwd :3 wewe nyow >_< undonye. +^w^ Wing x3 the OwO awawum ÚwÚ beww! Blow, ^.^ wind! ^.^ Come, wrack! +At least we'll ^-^ die with :33 hawnyess on UwU ouw back. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +Dunsinyanye. ^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew ^.^ Mawcowm, ;;w;; owd uWu Siwawd, ^w^ Macduff, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw x3 Awmy, with boughs. +Drum ÚwÚ and colors. + +MAWCOWM. Now nyeaw >_< enyough; x3 youw weavy scweens ^-^ thwow ;;w;; down, +xDD And x3 show ^.^ wike UwU those xDD you x3 awe. >_< You, ÚwÚ wowthy uWu uncwe, +Shall with x3 my OwO cousin, x3 youw >w< wight x3 nyobwe x3 son, +xDD Wead UwU ouw xDD fiwst ^.^ battwe. Wowthy >_< Macduff ÚwÚ and ^.^ we +Shall OwO take ;;w;; upon ^-^ 's >_> what >_> ewse remains to UwU do, +x3 Accowding to UwU ouw ^-^ owdew. +;;w;; SIWAWD. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +Do ^.^ we >_> but find x3 the x3 tywant's powew tonyight, +Let >_> us be beaten >_> if ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ fight. +:3 MACDUFF. ^-^ Make aww UwU ouw trumpets :3 speak, UwU give them aww :33 bweath, +>w< Those ;;w;; cwamowous >_< hawbingews of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and death. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +Dunsinyanye. ^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< castwe. Alarums. + +Entew OwO Macbeth. + +OwO MACBETH. ^-^ They uWu have tied ;;w;; me to :3 a xDD stake; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot fly, +OwO But :33 beaw-wike UwU I ^w^ must >w< fight x3 the course. x3 What's ^.^ he +:33 That UwU was nyot bown of x3 woman? >w< Such :3 a one +^w^ Am UwU I to ;;w;; feaw, ow none. + +Entew xDD young Siward. + +:3 YOUNG ;;w;; SIWAWD. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? +OwO MACBETH. Thou'lt be :33 afwaid to hear :3 it. +:3 YOUNG ;;w;; SIWAWD. :3 Nyo, ^w^ though xDD thou caww'st >w< thysewf :3 a >w< hottew xDD nyame +Than xDD any >_> is uWu in uWu heww. +OwO MACBETH. OwO My name's OwO Macbeth. +:3 YOUNG ;;w;; SIWAWD. uWu The ^.^ deviw >_< himsewf couwd nyot pwonyounce :3 a ;;w;; titwe +uWu Mowe hateful to >_< minye :3 eaw. +OwO MACBETH. :3 Nyo, nor ^.^ mowe fearful. +:3 YOUNG :33 SIWAWD x3 O ^.^ Thou liest, ;;w;; abhowwed tyrant; with x3 my xDD swowd +I'll ^-^ pwuv x3 the >_< wie xDD thou uWu speak'st. +^-^ They x3 fight, ÚwÚ and xDD young ^w^ Sewawd >_> is ^w^ swain. +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Thou >w< wast bown of uWu woman. +OwO But :33 swowds UwU I ;;w;; smiwe :3 at, >_< weapons laugh to ^.^ scown, +Bwandish'd ^.^ by x3 man ^w^ that's of :3 a OwO woman born. ÚwÚ Exit. + +Alarums. Entew ^w^ Macduff. + +:3 MACDUFF. :33 That uWu way x3 the noise >w< is. ÚwÚ Tywant, x3 show >w< thy :3 face! +;;w;; If xDD thou best :3 swain ÚwÚ and with nyo ^w^ stwoke of >_> minye, +OwO My >w< wife ÚwÚ and chiwdwen's ghosts xDD wiww >_> haunt ;;w;; me xDD stiww. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot strike uWu at wwetched ^w^ kewns, x3 whose :3 awms +^w^ Awe hired to UwU beaw uWu theiw staves. ^-^ Eithew UwU thou, :3 Macbeth, +:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 my uWu swowd, with >w< an unbatter'd >_> edge, +UwU I sheathe again :33 undeeded. >_> Thewe xDD thou shouwdst be; +^-^ By ÚwÚ this great clatter, one of ÚwÚ gweatest ^-^ nyote +x3 Seems ^-^ bwuited. Let ;;w;; me find :3 him, Fortune! +xDD And ^.^ mowe UwU I ÚwÚ beg not. ÚwÚ Exit. Alarums. + +Entew xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd Siward. + +;;w;; SIWAWD. This :3 way, x3 my wowd; x3 the castle's gently OwO wendew'd. +uWu The x3 tywant's OwO peopwe on both >w< sides UwU do x3 fight, +uWu The x3 nyobwe Thanes UwU do bravely uWu in x3 the waw, +uWu The day almost itsewf >_< pwofesses >_< youws, +xDD And xDD wittwe >_> is to xDD do. +MAWCOWM. We uWu have >w< met with ^-^ foes +:33 That strike :3 beside >_> us. +;;w;; SIWAWD. OwO Entew, ^w^ siw, x3 the >w< castwe. +:33 Exeunt. ;;w;; Awawum. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_< VIII. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. + +Entew OwO Macbeth. + +OwO MACBETH. Why >_> shouwd UwU I :33 pway x3 the Roman >w< foow ÚwÚ and ^-^ die +On >_< minye UwU own sword? Whiwes UwU I >_> see lives, x3 the UwU gashes +Do xDD bettew ;;w;; upon OwO them. + +Entew ^w^ Macduff. + +:3 MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Tuwn, heww uWu hound, ^.^ tuwn! +OwO MACBETH. Of aww ;;w;; men >_> ewse UwU I uWu have avoided thee. +OwO But get uWu thee back, x3 my :3 souw >_> is ^w^ too much UwU chawged +With :3 bwood of ^.^ thinye >_< awweady. +:3 MACDUFF. UwU I uWu have nyo ÚwÚ wowds. +OwO My uWu voice >_> is uWu in x3 my uWu swowd, xDD thou x3 bwoodiew viwwain +Than terms ^.^ can UwU give uWu thee out! ^-^ They ^w^ fight. +OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Thou wosest ^w^ wabow. +;;w;; As ^w^ easy uWu mayst xDD thou x3 the uWu intwenchant ^w^ aiw +With >w< thy >_> keen xDD swowd ^.^ impwess >_< as >_< make ;;w;; me UwU bweed. +Let faww >w< thy ^.^ bwade on vuwnyewabwe crests; +UwU I UwU beaw :3 a OwO chawmed :3 wife, which ^w^ must nyot yield +;;w;; To one of OwO woman born. +:3 MACDUFF. Despair >w< thy x3 chawm, +xDD And wet x3 the ÚwÚ angew ÚwÚ whom xDD thou still x3 hast OwO sewved +Teww ÚwÚ thee, >_< Macduff UwU was from :33 his ;;w;; mothew's womb +>_< Untimewy x3 wipp'd. +OwO MACBETH. >w< Accuwsed be :3 that >_> tongue :3 that uWu tewws ;;w;; me >_> so, +For >w< it hath cow'd x3 my xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of ;;w;; man! +xDD And be these ^-^ juggwing >w< fiends nyo ^.^ mowe :33 bewieved +:33 That pattew with >_> us uWu in :3 a :3 doubwe sense, +:33 That >_< keep x3 the ;;w;; wowd of promise to UwU ouw ear +xDD And bweak >w< it to UwU ouw ^-^ hope. I'll nyot >w< fight with thee. +:3 MACDUFF. UwU Then yield ÚwÚ thee, xDD cowawd, +xDD And ^w^ wive to be x3 the x3 show ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gaze ^.^ o' x3 the uWu time. +^-^ We'ww uWu have ÚwÚ thee, >_< as UwU ouw ;;w;; wawew :3 monstews awe, +OwO Painted ;;w;; upon :3 a >w< powe, ÚwÚ and undewwwit, +"Hewe OwO may xDD you >_> see x3 the tywant." +OwO MACBETH. UwU I xDD wiww nyot :33 yiewd, +;;w;; To :3 kiss x3 the x3 gwound >w< befowe xDD young OwO Mawcowm's ^.^ feet, +xDD And to be OwO baited with x3 the >_> wabbwe's cuwse. +;;w;; Though Birnam OwO Wood be come to :33 Dunsinyanye, +xDD And xDD thou ^w^ opposed, ^.^ being of nyo OwO woman born, +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I xDD wiww >_> twy x3 the last. ^.^ Befowe x3 my >w< body +UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 my warlike UwU shiewd! Way ;;w;; on, ^w^ Macduff, +xDD And damn'd be ^.^ him :3 that xDD fiwst cries, >_< "Howd, enough!" +Exeunt ;;w;; fighting. Alarums. + + + + +>w< SCENyE xDD IX. + +>w< Wetweat. >w< Fwouwish. OwO Entew, with drum ÚwÚ and cowows, ^.^ Mawcowm, ;;w;; owd uWu Siwawd, Ross, +x3 the othew Thanes, ÚwÚ and >w< Sowdiews. + +MAWCOWM. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the ^w^ fwiends ^.^ we ;;w;; miss :3 wewe >_< safe arrived. +;;w;; SIWAWD. ;;w;; Some ^w^ must OwO go ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, ^.^ by these UwU I see, +^w^ So great :3 a day >_< as ÚwÚ this >_> is >_< cheapwy x3 bought. +MAWCOWM. >_< Macduff >_> is :3 missing, ÚwÚ and x3 youw x3 nyobwe OwO son. +:3 WOSS. uWu Youw x3 son, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> has paid :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's debt. +>w< He >w< onwy >_< wived >_> but >w< tiww ^.^ he UwU was :3 a ^w^ man, +uWu The which nyo :33 soonyew xDD had :33 his :3 pwowess >w< confiwm'd +^w^ In x3 the ^w^ unshwinking :33 station :3 whewe ^.^ he :33 fought, +OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man ^.^ he ÚwÚ died. +;;w;; SIWAWD. UwU Then ^.^ he >_> is dead? +:3 WOSS. Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought x3 off x3 the >_> fiewd. uWu Youw cause of sorrow +:3 Must nyot be measuwed ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ wowth, fow xDD then +^.^ It hath nyo OwO end. +;;w;; SIWAWD. xDD Had ^.^ he :33 his OwO huwts ;;w;; befowe? +:3 WOSS. Ay, on x3 the front. +;;w;; SIWAWD. Why >w< then, >_> God's soldier be OwO he! +xDD Had UwU I >_< as UwU many xDD sons >_< as UwU I uWu have hairs, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish them to :3 a fairer death. +xDD And UwU so :33 his knell >_> is >_< knyoww'd. +MAWCOWM. He's ^.^ wowth ^.^ mowe >_> sowwow, +xDD And :3 that I'll spend fow ^.^ him. +;;w;; SIWAWD. He's ^.^ wowth nyo uWu mowe: +^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he pawted weww ÚwÚ and paid :33 his scowe, +xDD And UwU so ^w^ God be with x3 him! :3 Hewe x3 comes nyewew UwU comfowt. + +^.^ We-entew ^w^ Macduff, with >_> Macbeth's >_> head. + +:3 MACDUFF. >w< Haiw, OwO King, fow UwU so xDD thou art. ÚwÚ Behowd :3 whewe >w< stands +uWu The usuwpew's uWu cuwsed >_> head. uWu The time >_> is >w< fwee. +UwU I >_> see uWu thee ^.^ compass'd with >w< thy kingdom's uWu peaww +:33 That speak x3 my salutation uWu in uWu theiw x3 minds, +>_< Whose ^w^ voices UwU I ^.^ desiwe >_< awoud with ^-^ minye- +>w< Haiw, ^w^ King of Scotland! +uWu AWW. >w< Haiw, ^w^ King of Scotland! >w< Fwouwish. +MAWCOWM. We UwU shaww nyot spend :3 a large expense of time +^.^ Befowe ^.^ we weckon with x3 youw sevewaw loves +xDD And >_< make >_> us even with OwO you. OwO My Thanes ÚwÚ and :3 kinsmen, +ÚwÚ Hencefowth be >_> Eawws, x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that OwO evew :3 Scotwand +^w^ In xDD such >w< an honyow named. x3 What's ^.^ mowe to UwU do, +>_< Which ^.^ wouwd be ^-^ pwanted x3 nyewwy with x3 the time, +;;w;; As x3 cawwing ^.^ home UwU ouw exiwed ^w^ fwiends ^.^ abwoad +:33 That ^w^ fwed x3 the ^.^ snyawes of ÚwÚ watchfuw tywanny, +:3 Pwoducing fowth x3 the UwU cwuew ministers +Of ÚwÚ this >_< dead ;;w;; butchew ÚwÚ and :33 his fiend-like queen, +UwU Who, >_< as UwU 'tis ^-^ thought, ^.^ by self ÚwÚ and :3 viowent ^.^ hands +>w< Took x3 off her :33 wife; uWu this, ÚwÚ and >_> what needful >_> ewse +:33 That ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; upon us, ^.^ by x3 the xDD gwace of Gwace +We xDD wiww x3 pewfowm uWu in uWu measuwe, time, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwace. +^w^ So thanks to aww uWu at >_> once ÚwÚ and to >_< each one, +;;w;; Whom ^.^ we invite to >_> see >_> us cwown'd uWu at Scone. +>w< Fwouwish. :33 Exeunt. +ÚwÚ -THE END- + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +>_> 1605 + + +MEASUWE ÚwÚ FOW MEASUWE + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +>_< VINCENTIO, x3 the >w< Duke +^w^ ANGEWO, x3 the ^.^ Deputy +:3 ESCAWUS, >w< an UwU ancient Lord +:33 CWAUDIO, :3 a xDD young ÚwÚ gentweman +LUCIO, :3 a ^.^ fantastic +Two othew ^.^ wike ^.^ Gentwemen +>w< VAWWIUS, :3 a gentweman, xDD sewvant to x3 the >w< Duke +PWOVOST +>_< THOMAS, >w< fwiaw +>w< PETEW, >w< fwiaw +^-^ A ^w^ JUSTICE +>_> EWBOW, :3 a :33 simpwe ÚwÚ constabwe +FROTH, :3 a >_< foowish ÚwÚ gentweman +^w^ POMPEY, :3 a >_< cwown ÚwÚ and xDD sewvant to Mistress xDD Ovewdonye +ABHORSON, >w< an executioner +BAWNyAWDINyE, :3 a dissolute ÚwÚ pwisonyew + +xDD ISABEWWA, :3 sistew to OwO Cwaudio +MARIANA, OwO betwothed to :3 Angewo +>w< JUWIET, beloved of OwO Cwaudio +FRANCISCA, :3 a nun +xDD MISTWESS OVEWDONyE, :3 a ;;w;; bawd + +;;w;; Wowds, ^-^ Officews, uWu Citizens, :33 Boy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +OwO Viennya + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ^w^ DUKE, :3 ESCAWUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +x3 DUKE. Escalus! +>_< ESCAWUS. OwO My OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. Of guvwnment x3 the properties to ^w^ unfowd +Wouwd xDD seem uWu in ;;w;; me t' affect ÚwÚ speech ÚwÚ and discouwse, +Since UwU I ^w^ am put to ^.^ knyow :3 that x3 youw UwU own science +Exceeds, uWu in :3 that, x3 the ^.^ wists of aww advice +OwO My ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ can UwU give uWu you; xDD then nyo ^.^ mowe remains +OwO But :3 that to x3 youw :33 sufficiency- >_< as x3 youw ^.^ wowth >_> is able- +xDD And wet them >w< wowk. uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of UwU ouw >_> peopwe, +Our ^.^ city's >_< institutions, ÚwÚ and x3 the terms +For ^w^ common justice, ;;w;; y'awe >_< as x3 pwegnyant uWu in +;;w;; As awt ÚwÚ and pwactice hath enriched xDD any +:33 That ^.^ we ^.^ wemembew. >_> Thewe >_> is UwU ouw xDD commission, +Fwom which ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you ;;w;; wawp. ;;w;; Caww hithew, +UwU I say, bid come >w< befowe us, Angewo. uWu Exit >w< an uWu ATTENDANT +>_> What xDD figuwe of >_> us think xDD you ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU beaw? +For xDD you ^w^ must ^.^ knyow ^.^ we uWu have with >_> speciaw :3 souw +uWu Ewected ^.^ him UwU ouw >w< absence to ^.^ suppwy; +^-^ Went ^.^ him UwU ouw >w< tewwow, dwess'd ^.^ him with UwU ouw xDD wuv, +xDD And UwU given :33 his UwU deputation aww x3 the >_< owgans +Of UwU ouw UwU own UwU powew. >_> What think xDD you of :33 it? +>_< ESCAWUS. ;;w;; If xDD any uWu in OwO Viennya be of ^.^ wowth +;;w;; To ^w^ undewgo xDD such uWu ampwe xDD gwace ÚwÚ and honyouw, +^.^ It >_> is Lord Angewo. + +Entew ANGEWO + +x3 DUKE. Wook :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. +OwO ANGEWO. Always obedient to x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's :33 wiww, +UwU I come to ^.^ knyow x3 youw pleasure. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Angewo, +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a uWu kind of character uWu in >w< thy >w< wife +:33 That to x3 th' ;;w;; obsewvew xDD doth >w< thy :33 histowy +Fuwwy UwU unfowd. ^.^ Thysewf ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> bewongings +^w^ Awe nyot ^.^ thinye UwU own UwU so OwO pwopew >_< as to uWu waste +^.^ Thysewf ;;w;; upon >w< thy viwtues, ;;w;; they on thee. +uWu Heaven xDD doth with >_> us >_< as ^.^ we with torches UwU do, +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< wight them fow themselves; fow >_> if UwU ouw uWu viwtues +Did nyot OwO go fowth of us, >w< 'twewe aww :33 awike +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ we xDD had them not. Spirits OwO awe nyot UwU finyewy touch'd +OwO But to OwO finye xDD issues; nor ÚwÚ Nyatuwe >_< nyevew wends +uWu The xDD smawwest :33 scwupwe of her excewwence +But, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 thwifty xDD goddess, ^.^ she determines +>w< Hewsewf x3 the :3 gwowy of :3 a :3 cweditow, +UwU Both thanks ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ use. OwO But UwU I UwU do >w< bend x3 my ÚwÚ speech +;;w;; To one :3 that ^.^ can x3 my ÚwÚ pawt uWu in ^.^ him advertise. +UwU Howd, OwO thewefowe, ^-^ Angewo- +^w^ In UwU ouw remove be xDD thou uWu at full ;;w;; ouwsewf; +Mortality ÚwÚ and xDD mewcy uWu in OwO Viennya +Wive uWu in >w< thy >_> tongue ÚwÚ and ;;w;; heawt. ^-^ Owd >_> Escawus, +;;w;; Though xDD fiwst uWu in ^.^ question, >_> is >w< thy secondary. +^.^ Take >w< thy xDD commission. +OwO ANGEWO. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, +Let there be x3 some ^.^ mowe test UwU made of x3 my :33 metaw, +^.^ Befowe UwU so x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and UwU so great :3 a xDD figuwe +^w^ Be stamp'd ;;w;; upon :3 it. +x3 DUKE. No ^.^ mowe evasion! +We uWu have with :3 a leaven'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwepawed UwU choice +Proceeded to uWu you; >_< thewefowe OwO take x3 youw >_< honyouws. +Our ^.^ haste from >w< hence >_> is of UwU so ^w^ quick condition +:33 That >w< it prefers itself, ÚwÚ and >w< weaves unquestion'd +>_> Mattews of needful vawue. We UwU shaww >w< wwite to UwU you, +;;w;; As time ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^w^ concewnyings UwU shaww importune, +How >w< it xDD goes with us, ÚwÚ and UwU do wook to ^.^ knyow +>_> What xDD doth befaww xDD you hewe. So, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. +;;w;; To x3 th' hopeful :33 execution UwU do UwU I OwO weave xDD you +Of x3 youw UwU commissions. +OwO ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Yet UwU give weave, x3 my uWu wowd, +:33 That ^.^ we OwO may ;;w;; bwing xDD you ^-^ something on x3 the >_> way. +x3 DUKE. OwO My ^.^ haste OwO may nyot ^w^ admit uWu it; +x3 Nyow >_< nyeed UwU you, on >_< minye honyouw, uWu have to UwU do +With xDD any >_< scwupwe: x3 youw ;;w;; scope >_> is >_< as >_< minye OwO own, +^w^ So to enforce ow OwO quawify x3 the UwU waws +;;w;; As to x3 youw :3 souw ;;w;; seems UwU good. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; +I'll pwiviwy xDD away. UwU I wuv x3 the >_> peopwe, +OwO But UwU do nyot ^.^ wike to stage ;;w;; me to uWu theiw eyes; +;;w;; Though >w< it UwU do weww, UwU I UwU do nyot wewish weww +^-^ Theiw ÚwÚ woud >_< appwause ÚwÚ and xDD Aves vehement; +x3 Nyow UwU do UwU I think x3 the x3 man of >_< safe discretion +:33 That does affect :3 it. Once >_> mowe, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. +OwO ANGEWO. uWu The heavens UwU give :33 safety to x3 youw purposes! +>_< ESCAWUS. xDD Wead fowth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing xDD you back uWu in happiness! +x3 DUKE. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. >w< Fawe xDD you well. uWu Exit +>_< ESCAWUS. UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe UwU you, ^w^ siw, to UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave +;;w;; To uWu have fwee ÚwÚ speech with uWu you; ÚwÚ and >w< it uWu concewns ;;w;; me +;;w;; To wook x3 into x3 the :3 bottom of x3 my pwace: +^-^ A pow'w UwU I have, >_> but of >_> what ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe +UwU I ^w^ am nyot yet x3 instwucted. +OwO ANGEWO. 'Tis UwU so with x3 me. Let >_> us >_< withdwaw together, +xDD And ^.^ we OwO may >w< soon UwU ouw >_< satisfaction uWu have +:3 Touching :3 that point. +>_< ESCAWUS. I'll wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw honyouw. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew Lucio ÚwÚ and >w< two othew ^-^ GENTWEMEN + +LUCIO. ;;w;; If x3 the ;;w;; Duke, with x3 the othew dukes, come nyot to composition +with x3 the ^w^ King of OwO Hungawy, >w< why xDD then aww x3 the >_< dukes faww ;;w;; upon x3 the +;;w;; King. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu Heaven gwant >_> us OwO its ÚwÚ peace, >_> but nyot x3 the ^w^ King of +:33 Hungawy's! +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Amen. +LUCIO. ^.^ Thou xDD concwud'st ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; sanctimonyious pirate :3 that OwO went to +sea with x3 the uWu Ten :3 Commandments, >_> but >_< scwap'd one x3 out of x3 the ;;w;; tabwe. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; 'Thou shalt nyot >_< steaw'? +LUCIO. Ay, :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; waz'd. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Why, uWu 'twas :3 a commandment to ÚwÚ command x3 the UwU captain +ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD west from uWu theiw OwO functions: ;;w;; they put fowth to :33 steaw. +>_> Thewe's nyot :3 a soldier of >_> us aww :3 that, uWu in x3 the >_> thanksgiving >w< befowe +meat, UwU do wewish x3 the x3 petition weww :3 that prays fow peace. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I >_< nyevew heard xDD any soldier :33 diswike :3 it. +LUCIO. UwU I ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ thee; fow UwU I think xDD thou >_< nyevew >w< wast :3 whewe xDD gwace UwU was +UwU said. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu Nyo? ^-^ A ^.^ dozen times uWu at weast. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. What, uWu in UwU metwe? +LUCIO. ^w^ In xDD any :33 pwopowtion ow uWu in xDD any >_> wanguage. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I >_< think, ow uWu in xDD any ^-^ wewigion. +LUCIO. Ay, >w< why ^w^ nyot? Gwace >_> is gwace, ;;w;; despite of aww controversy; as, +fow ^w^ exampwe, xDD thou >w< thysewf awt :3 a wicked villain, ;;w;; despite of aww +grace. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD Weww, there OwO went >_> but :3 a :33 paiw of uWu sheaws ^-^ between >_> us. +LUCIO. UwU I x3 gwant; >_< as there OwO may ^-^ between x3 the ^.^ wists ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu vewvet. +^.^ Thou awt x3 the list. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD And xDD thou x3 the :33 vewvet; xDD thou awt ÚwÚ good :33 vewvet; >w< thou'wt +:3 a >w< thwee-piw'd >_< piece, UwU I :33 wawwant thee. UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief be :3 a ÚwÚ wist of +>w< an :3 Engwish >w< kewsey >_< as be >_> piw'd, >_< as xDD thou awt >_> piw'd, fow :3 a OwO Fwench +uWu vewvet. Do UwU I speak feelingly ^.^ nyow? +LUCIO. UwU I think xDD thou dost; x3 and, :33 indeed, with UwU most >w< painfuw :33 feewing of +>w< thy :33 speech. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 out of ^.^ thinye UwU own x3 confession, :3 weawn to x3 begin +>w< thy health; but, whiwst UwU I x3 wive, x3 fowget to ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ aftew thee. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I think UwU I uWu have donye mysewf wwong, uWu have UwU I ^w^ nyot? +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes, :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, >w< whethew xDD thou awt xDD tainted ow +>w< fwee. + +Entew xDD MISTWESS ^w^ OVEWDONyE + +LUCIO. UwU Behowd, behowd, :3 whewe >w< Madam :33 Mitigation comes! UwU I uWu have +>w< puwchas'd >_< as UwU many ^-^ diseases :33 undew her ÚwÚ woof >_< as come xDD to- +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; To x3 what, UwU I pway? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Judge. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; To >w< thwee thousand dowouws :3 a year. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay, ÚwÚ and more. +LUCIO. ^-^ A OwO Fwench >_< cwown more. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Thou awt awways ^w^ figuwing ^-^ diseases uWu in uWu me, >_> but xDD thou +awt full of error; UwU I ^w^ am UwU sound. +LUCIO. Nyay, >_> nyot, >_< as one ^.^ wouwd say, heawthy; >_> but UwU so >_> sound >_< as ^.^ things +:3 that OwO awe howwow: >w< thy bones OwO awe :33 howwow; OwO impiety >_> has UwU made :3 a >_> feast +of thee. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. How >_< nyow! which of x3 youw ^.^ hips >_> has x3 the UwU most profound +>w< sciatica? +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. xDD Weww, OwO weww! there's one yonder awwested ÚwÚ and cawwied +to :3 pwison UwU was ^.^ wowth five thousand of xDD you all. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Who's :3 that, UwU I pray thee? +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^w^ that's Claudio, :33 Signyiow ^-^ Cwaudio. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO Cwaudio to UwU pwison? 'Tis nyot :3 so. +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. Nyay, >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis so: UwU I saw ^.^ him arrested; saw ^.^ him +cawwied :3 away; x3 and, which >_> is >_> mowe, within these >w< thwee OwO days :33 his +>_> head to be >w< chopp'd off. +LUCIO. But, ÚwÚ aftew aww ÚwÚ this foowing, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it :3 so. Awt +xDD thou >_< suwe of :3 this? +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too >_< suwe of uWu it; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is fow UwU getting >w< Madam +Julietta with :33 chiwd. +LUCIO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, ÚwÚ this OwO may be; ^.^ he pwomis'd to :3 meet ;;w;; me >w< two >_> houws +since, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU was OwO evew OwO pwecise uWu in :3 pwomise-keeping. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 Besides, xDD you knyow, >w< it ÚwÚ dwaws ^-^ something nyeaw to x3 the +ÚwÚ speech ^.^ we xDD had to xDD such :3 a puwpose. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But UwU most of aww :33 agweeing with x3 the xDD pwocwamation. +LUCIO. UwU Away; >_> wet's OwO go :3 weawn x3 the uWu twuth of :3 it. +Exeunt Lucio ÚwÚ and ^-^ GENTWEMEN +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. Thus, >_> what with x3 the waw, >_> what with x3 the >_> sweat, >_> what +with x3 the ;;w;; gawwows, ÚwÚ and >_> what with puvwty, UwU I ^w^ am custom-shwunk. + +Entew POMPEY + +How >_< nyow! UwU what's x3 the nyews with you? +uWu POMPEY. Yondew x3 man >_> is cawwied to x3 pwison. +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. xDD Weww, >_> what >_> has ^.^ he done? +uWu POMPEY. ^-^ A uWu woman. +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. OwO But UwU what's :33 his x3 offence? +uWu POMPEY. Gwoping fow trouts uWu in :3 a peculiar river. +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. What! >_> is there :3 a >_< maid with chiwd ^.^ by him? +uWu POMPEY. No; >_> but there's :3 a OwO woman with >_< maid ^.^ by ^.^ him. >_> You uWu have nyot +heard of x3 the >_> pwocwamation, uWu have you? +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. >_> What >_> pwocwamation, man? +uWu POMPEY. All xDD houses uWu in x3 the suburbs of OwO Viennya ^w^ must be ^w^ pwuck'd down. +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. xDD And >_> what UwU shaww :33 become of UwU those uWu in x3 the ^-^ city? +uWu POMPEY. ^-^ They UwU shaww stand fow ;;w;; seed; ;;w;; they xDD had >_> gonye down :3 too, >_> but :3 that +:3 a uWu wise ÚwÚ buwghew put uWu in fow OwO them. +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. OwO But UwU shaww aww UwU ouw xDD houses of xDD wesowt uWu in x3 the suburbs be +pull'd down? +uWu POMPEY. ;;w;; To x3 the ground, ^w^ mistwess. +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. Why, hewe's :3 a change ÚwÚ indeed uWu in x3 the OwO commonweawth! +>_> What UwU shaww :33 become of me? +uWu POMPEY. ^.^ Come, feaw nyot xDD you: ÚwÚ good ;;w;; counsewwows ^.^ wack nyo clients. +;;w;; Though xDD you change x3 youw :33 pwace xDD you >_< nyeed nyot change x3 youw ÚwÚ twade; I'll +be x3 youw tapster xDD stiww. OwO Couwage, there xDD wiww be pity :33 taken on uWu you; +xDD you :3 that uWu have wown x3 youw eyes almost x3 out uWu in x3 the sewvice, xDD you xDD wiww +be considered. +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. x3 What's to UwU do UwU hewe, Thomas Tapstew? :3 Wet's uWu withdwaw. +uWu POMPEY. :3 Hewe x3 comes :33 Signyiow Claudio, x3 wed ^.^ by x3 the :33 pwovost to prison; +ÚwÚ and there's >w< Madam Juliet. Exeunt + +Entew :33 PWOVOST, :33 CWAUDIO, >w< JUWIET, ÚwÚ and ^-^ OFFICEWS; +WUCIO fowwowing + +CLAUDIO. ÚwÚ Fewwow, >w< why dost xDD thou x3 show ;;w;; me OwO thus to x3 th' :33 wowwd? +ÚwÚ Beaw ;;w;; me to pwison, :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am :33 committed. +UwU PWOVOST. UwU I UwU do >w< it nyot uWu in eviw uWu disposition, +OwO But from Lord :3 Angewo ^.^ by >_> speciaw chawge. +CLAUDIO. ^-^ Thus ^.^ can x3 the ^-^ demigod Authowity +^-^ Make >_> us x3 pay down fow UwU ouw offence ^.^ by >_> weight +uWu The wowds of ^-^ heaven: on ÚwÚ whom >w< it :33 wiww, >w< it :33 wiww; +On ÚwÚ whom >w< it xDD wiww >_> nyot, so; yet still UwU 'tis ;;w;; just. +LUCIO. Why, >w< how now, Claudio, >_> whence x3 comes ÚwÚ this westwaint? +CLAUDIO. Fwom ^w^ too much >w< wibewty, x3 my uWu Wucio, xDD wibewty; +;;w;; As suwfeit >_> is x3 the >w< fathew of much OwO fast, +^w^ So every ;;w;; scope ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ immodewate use +Tuwns to westwaint. Our natures UwU do pursue, +Wike OwO wats :3 that ravin down uWu theiw OwO pwopew x3 banye, +^-^ A ^.^ thiwsty >_> eviw; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ we ÚwÚ dwink ^.^ we die. +LUCIO. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd speak UwU so wisely :33 undew >w< an x3 awwest, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> send fow +xDD cewtain of x3 my ^-^ cweditows; ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, to >_> say x3 the truth, UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief +uWu have x3 the foppewy of OwO fweedom >_< as x3 the ^-^ mowawity of UwU impwisonment. +x3 What's >w< thy ^-^ offence, Cwaudio? +CLAUDIO. >_> What >_> but to speak of ^.^ wouwd ^-^ offend ;;w;; again. +LUCIO. What, :3 is't >_> muwdew? +CLAUDIO. No. +LUCIO. Lechery? +CLAUDIO. ;;w;; Caww >w< it :3 so. +UwU PWOVOST. :33 Away, siw; xDD you ^w^ must ÚwÚ go. +CLAUDIO. x3 Onye word, ÚwÚ good :3 fwiend. uWu Wucio, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +LUCIO. ^-^ A ^-^ hundwed, >_> if they'ww UwU do xDD you xDD any UwU good. Is lechery UwU so >_> wook'd +>w< aftew? +CLAUDIO. ^-^ Thus >w< stands >w< it with ;;w;; me: ;;w;; upon :3 a true ÚwÚ contwact +UwU I ^w^ got >w< possession of >_> Juwietta's :3 bed. +>_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; wady; ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ fast x3 my :3 wife, +:3 Save :3 that ^.^ we UwU do x3 the ^-^ denyunciation ^.^ wack +Of :33 outwawd ;;w;; owdew; ÚwÚ this ^.^ we ^-^ came nyot ^.^ to, +Onwy fow pwopagation of :3 a ÚwÚ dow'w +xDD Wemainying uWu in x3 the x3 coffew of her fwiends. +Fwom ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we xDD thought >w< it :3 meet to hide UwU ouw wuv +Tiww time xDD had UwU made them fow >_> us. OwO But >w< it chances +uWu The uWu steawth of UwU ouw UwU most ^-^ mutuaw ^w^ entewtainment, +With character ^w^ too >w< gwoss, >_> is ^-^ wwit on Juliet. +LUCIO. With child, :33 pewhaps? +CLAUDIO. :3 Unhappiwy, even :3 so. +xDD And x3 the x3 nyew OwO deputy nyow fow x3 the Duke- +Whethew >w< it be x3 the ;;w;; fauwt ÚwÚ and glimpse of >w< nyewnyess, +:33 Ow >w< whethew :3 that x3 the >w< body public be +^-^ A UwU howse wheweon x3 the guvwnyow xDD doth ride, +UwU Who, x3 nyewwy uWu in x3 the >w< seat, :3 that >w< it OwO may ^.^ knyow +>w< He ^.^ can >_> command, wets >w< it ^w^ stwaight x3 feew x3 the UwU spuw; +Whethew x3 the uWu tywanny be uWu in :33 his pwace, +:33 Ow uWu in :33 his eminence :3 that ^.^ fiwws >w< it up, +UwU I ÚwÚ staggew ^.^ in. OwO But ÚwÚ this x3 nyew guvwnyow +:3 Awakes ;;w;; me aww x3 the >_> enwowwed :3 penyawties +>_< Which have, ^.^ wike unscour'd awmouw, UwU hung ^.^ by x3 th' waww +^w^ So ^-^ wong :3 that nineteen UwU zodiacs uWu have >_> gonye ;;w;; wound +xDD And >_< nyonye of them :33 been ÚwÚ wown; x3 and, fow :3 a :33 nyame, +Now puts x3 the ^-^ dwowsy ÚwÚ and neglected ;;w;; act +Fweshwy on x3 me. 'Tis x3 suwewy fow :3 a nyame. +LUCIO. UwU I :33 wawwant >w< it is; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> head >w< stands UwU so tickwe on >w< thy +^w^ shouwdews :3 that :3 a >_> miwkmaid, >_> if ^.^ she be uWu in xDD wuv, OwO may x3 sigh >w< it off. +>_< Send ÚwÚ aftew x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ÚwÚ and appeaw to ^.^ him. +CLAUDIO. UwU I uWu have donye >_> so, >_> but uWu he's nyot to be uWu found. +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, uWu Wucio, UwU do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this uWu kind UwU sewvice: +This day x3 my :3 sistew >_> shouwd x3 the >w< cwoistew ÚwÚ entew, +xDD And there receive her OwO appwobation; +:3 Acquaint her with x3 the danger of x3 my ^w^ state; +UwU Impwowe hew, uWu in x3 my voice, :3 that ^.^ she >_< make ^w^ fwiends +;;w;; To x3 the :3 stwict x3 deputy; bid herself OwO assay ^.^ him. +UwU I uWu have great UwU hope uWu in :33 that; fow uWu in her :33 youth +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a prone ÚwÚ and speechwess dialect +>w< Such >_< as move ÚwÚ men; ÚwÚ beside, ^.^ she hath :33 pwospewous awt +x3 When ^.^ she xDD wiww :33 pway with reason ÚwÚ and discouwse, +xDD And weww ^.^ she ^.^ can pewsuade. +LUCIO. UwU I pray ^.^ she ;;w;; may; >_< as weww fow x3 the encouragement of x3 the :3 wike, +which >_> ewse ^.^ wouwd stand :33 undew ;;w;; gwievous uWu imposition, >_< as fow x3 the +enjoying of >w< thy :3 wife, who UwU I ^.^ wouwd be sowwy >_> shouwd be OwO thus +;;w;; foowishwy wost uWu at :3 a game of UwU tick-tack. I'll to her. +CLAUDIO. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend Wucio. +LUCIO. OwO Within >w< two hours. +CLAUDIO. ^.^ Come, officer, xDD away. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A UwU monyastewy + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and UwU FWIAW THOMAS + +x3 DUKE. :3 Nyo, >w< howy father; ^-^ thwow OwO away :3 that thought; +:3 Bewieve nyot :3 that x3 the dwibbwing ^.^ dawt of wuv +UwU Can xDD piewce :3 a complete ÚwÚ bosom. Why UwU I ^.^ desiwe uWu thee +;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me secret uWu hawbouw hath :3 a OwO puwpose +uWu Mowe :3 gwave ÚwÚ and wwinkwed than x3 the >_< aims ÚwÚ and uWu ends +Of ^.^ buwnying >_< youth. +>_< FWIAW. ^-^ May x3 youw Gwace speak of :33 it? +x3 DUKE. OwO My >w< howy ^w^ siw, >_< nyonye xDD bettew xDD knyows than xDD you +How UwU I uWu have OwO evew :3 wov'd x3 the >w< wife ^.^ wemuvd, +xDD And hewd uWu in idle pwice to >_> haunt assemblies +Whewe youth, ÚwÚ and >w< cost, :3 a witless ÚwÚ bwavewy :33 keeps. +UwU I uWu have :33 dewivew'd to Lord ^w^ Angewo, +^-^ A x3 man of UwU stwictuwe ÚwÚ and >w< fiwm abstinence, +OwO My ^w^ absowute powew ÚwÚ and :33 pwace OwO hewe uWu in ^.^ Viennya, +xDD And ^.^ he supposes ;;w;; me ^w^ twaveww'd to Powand; +For UwU so UwU I uWu have UwU stwew'd >w< it uWu in x3 the ^w^ common eaw, +xDD And UwU so >w< it >_> is x3 weceived. >_> Nyow, :33 pious ^w^ siw, +>_> You xDD wiww ;;w;; demand of ;;w;; me >w< why UwU I UwU do UwU this. +>_< FWIAW. Gwadwy, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. We uWu have :3 stwict x3 statutes ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO biting ^-^ waws, +uWu The needful UwU bits ÚwÚ and curbs to headstrong ;;w;; steeds, +>_< Which fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ fouwteen years ^.^ we uWu have wet slip; +Even ^.^ wike >w< an >_< o'ewgwown wion uWu in :3 a >_< cave, +:33 That xDD goes nyot x3 out to pwey. >_> Nyow, >_< as fond fathers, +>_> Having bound x3 up x3 the threat'ning :33 twigs of ^w^ biwch, +Onwy to OwO stick >w< it uWu in uWu theiw chiwdwen's ^.^ sight +For >w< tewwow, nyot to ^.^ use, uWu in time x3 the wod +>_> Becomes ^.^ mowe mock'd than feaw'd; UwU so UwU ouw decwees, +Dead to infwiction, to x3 themsewves OwO awe UwU dead; +xDD And ^w^ wibewty OwO pwucks justice ^.^ by x3 the nose; +uWu The baby ÚwÚ beats x3 the xDD nyuwse, ÚwÚ and quite :3 athwawt +x3 Goes aww :33 decowum. +>_< FWIAW. ^.^ It UwU wested uWu in x3 youw Gwace +;;w;; To unwoose ÚwÚ this ;;w;; tied-up justice when xDD you OwO pweas'd; +xDD And >w< it uWu in xDD you ^.^ mowe :3 dweadfuw ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^w^ seem'd +Than uWu in Lord Angewo. +x3 DUKE. UwU I UwU do ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ too >_> dweadfuw. +Sith uWu 'twas x3 my ;;w;; fauwt to UwU give x3 the OwO peopwe >w< scope, +;;w;; 'Twouwd be x3 my uWu tywanny to strike ÚwÚ and ^.^ gaww them +For >_> what UwU I bid them do; fow ^.^ we bid ÚwÚ this be :33 donye, +x3 When eviw >_< deeds uWu have uWu theiw permissive pass +xDD And nyot x3 the punyishment. >_< Thewefowe, :33 indeed, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +UwU I uWu have on :3 Angewo >w< impos'd x3 the office; +Who may, uWu in x3 th' ^-^ ambush of x3 my :33 nyame, strike ^.^ home, +xDD And yet x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< nyevew uWu in x3 the >w< fight +;;w;; To UwU do uWu in uWu swandew. xDD And to behowd :33 his sway, +UwU I :33 wiww, >_< as >w< 'twewe :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew of x3 youw order, +Visit both >_> pwince ÚwÚ and ^-^ peopwe. >_< Thewefowe, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, +uWu Suppwy ;;w;; me with x3 the habit, ÚwÚ and instwuct ;;w;; me +How UwU I OwO may x3 fowmawwy uWu in ÚwÚ pewson UwU beaw ;;w;; me +Wike :3 a true fwiaw. >w< Moe weasons fow ÚwÚ this uWu action +At UwU ouw ^.^ mowe leisure UwU shaww UwU I render OwO you. +>w< Onwy, ÚwÚ this onye: Lord :3 Angewo >_> is uWu pwecise; +Stands uWu at :3 a xDD guawd with xDD envy; scawce ^w^ confesses +:33 That :33 his :3 bwood fwows, ow :3 that :33 his xDD appetite +Is ^.^ mowe to ^.^ bwead than uWu stonye. OwO Hence UwU shaww ^.^ we see, +;;w;; If powew change xDD puwpose, >_> what UwU ouw ^w^ seemews >w< be. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +^-^ A nunnery + +Entew >_> ISABEWWA ÚwÚ and FWANCISCA + +>w< ISABEWWA. xDD And uWu have xDD you ^-^ nyuns nyo ^-^ fawthew pwiviweges? +uWu FWANCISCA. ^w^ Awe nyot these large enough? +>w< ISABEWWA. Yes, ÚwÚ twuwy; UwU I speak nyot >_< as desiring >_> mowe, +OwO But rather x3 wishing :3 a ^.^ mowe :3 stwict :3 westwaint +>_> Upon x3 the >_> sistewhood, x3 the votawists of Saint UwU Cwawe. +LUCIO. :3 [ ;;w;; Within] Ho! :3 Peace be uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwace! +>w< ISABEWWA. Who's :3 that which cawws? +uWu FWANCISCA. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a :33 man's voice. ^w^ Gentwe Isabewwa, +Tuwn xDD you x3 the >_> key, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow :33 his business of :33 him: +>_> You may, UwU I OwO may x3 nyot; xDD you OwO awe yet uWu unswown; +x3 When xDD you uWu have ;;w;; vow'd, xDD you ^w^ must nyot speak with ;;w;; men +OwO But uWu in x3 the x3 pwesence of x3 the uWu pwiowess; +Then, >_> if xDD you :3 speak, xDD you ^w^ must nyot x3 show x3 youw >w< face, +:3 Ow, >_> if xDD you x3 show x3 youw >w< face, xDD you ^w^ must nyot >_< speak. +>w< He ;;w;; cawws again; UwU I pray xDD you answew ^.^ him. uWu Exit FWANCISCA +>w< ISABEWWA. :3 Peace ÚwÚ and prosperity! Who :3 is't :3 that cawws? + +Entew WUCIO + +LUCIO. >w< Haiw, xDD viwgin, >_> if xDD you be, >_< as UwU those ^.^ cheek-woses +ÚwÚ Pwocwaim xDD you OwO awe nyo :3 wess. UwU Can xDD you UwU so OwO stead ;;w;; me +;;w;; As ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to x3 the ^.^ sight of Isabewwa, +^-^ A ^w^ nyovice of ÚwÚ this pwace, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< faiw :3 sistew +;;w;; To her xDD unhappy ÚwÚ bwothew Cwaudio? +>w< ISABEWWA. Why her 'unhappy brother'? Let ;;w;; me ^w^ ask +uWu The UwU wathew, fow UwU I nyow ^w^ must >_< make xDD you ^.^ knyow +UwU I ^w^ am :3 that Isabewwa, ÚwÚ and :33 his sister. +LUCIO. ^w^ Gentwe ÚwÚ and faiw, x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ kindwy greets OwO you. +ÚwÚ Nyot to be ÚwÚ weawy with UwU you, uWu he's uWu in x3 pwison. +>w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Woe me! For UwU what? +LUCIO. For :3 that ^w^ which, >_> if mysewf ^w^ might be :33 his ^w^ judge, +>w< He >_> shouwd receive :33 his UwU punyishment uWu in :3 thanks: +>w< He hath ^w^ got :33 his :33 fwiend with :33 chiwd. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU Siw, >_< make ;;w;; me nyot x3 youw ;;w;; stowy. +LUCIO. ^.^ It >_> is true. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot- ^w^ though UwU 'tis x3 my ^.^ famiwiaw x3 sin +With ^w^ maids to xDD seem x3 the wapwing, ÚwÚ and to ^.^ jest, +OwO Tongue uWu faw from ÚwÚ heawt- :33 pway with aww viwgins so: +UwU I howd xDD you >_< as :3 a ^.^ thing ;;w;; enskied ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sainted, +^-^ By x3 youw ^.^ wenyouncement >w< an :3 immowtaw ^-^ spiwit, +xDD And to be ^w^ tawk'd with uWu in xDD sincewity, +;;w;; As with :3 a >_< saint. +>w< ISABEWWA. >_> You UwU do ÚwÚ bwaspheme x3 the ÚwÚ good uWu in ^w^ mocking x3 me. +LUCIO. Do nyot ^-^ bewieve :3 it. :33 Fewnyess ÚwÚ and truth, UwU 'tis thus: +uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and :33 his wuvw uWu have >_> embwac'd. +;;w;; As UwU those :3 that >w< feed gwow >_> fuww, >_< as blossoming time +:33 That from x3 the seednyess x3 the OwO bawe ;;w;; fawwow >_< bwings +;;w;; To teeming :3 foison, even UwU so her ^w^ pwenteous womb +UwU Expwesseth :33 his full tilth ÚwÚ and husbandwy. +>w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Some one with chiwd ^.^ by him? OwO My xDD cousin Juliet? +LUCIO. Is ^.^ she x3 youw cousin? +>w< ISABEWWA. Adoptedly, >_< as ;;w;; schoow-maids change uWu theiw nyames +^-^ By :33 vain ^w^ though ^-^ apt OwO affection. +LUCIO. :33 She >w< it >w< is. +>w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, wet ^.^ him marry >_> hew! +LUCIO. This >_> is x3 the point. +uWu The >w< Duke >_> is xDD vewy OwO stwangewy >_> gonye from OwO hence; +^-^ Bowe UwU many xDD gentwemen, mysewf ^.^ being one, +^w^ In uWu hand, ÚwÚ and UwU hope of ^.^ action; >_> but ^.^ we UwU do ÚwÚ weawn, +^-^ By UwU those :3 that ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD vewy nerves of state, +ÚwÚ His ^-^ givings-out :3 wewe of >w< an :3 infinyite ^w^ distance +Fwom :33 his >w< twue-meant design. >_> Upon :33 his pwace, +xDD And with full winye of :33 his ÚwÚ authowity, +>_< Guvwns Lord ^w^ Angewo, :3 a x3 man x3 whose :3 bwood +Is xDD vewy uWu snyow-bwoth, one who >_< nyevew feews +uWu The >_< wanton ^w^ stings ÚwÚ and >w< motions of x3 the sense, +OwO But xDD doth >w< webate ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt :33 his natural UwU edge +With pwofits of x3 the UwU mind, ^-^ study ÚwÚ and uWu fast. +xDD He- to UwU give feaw to use ÚwÚ and >w< wibewty, +>_< Which uWu have fow ^-^ wong >w< wun ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ hideous waw, +;;w;; As ^.^ mice ^.^ by >w< wions- hath pick'd x3 out >w< an ;;w;; act +;;w;; Undew x3 whose x3 heavy sense x3 youw brother's >w< wife +Fawws x3 into x3 fowfeit; ^.^ he ÚwÚ awwests ^.^ him on :33 it, +xDD And xDD fowwows ^-^ cwose x3 the uWu wigouw of x3 the statute +;;w;; To >_< make ^.^ him >w< an example. All UwU hope >_> is >w< gonye, +OwO Unwess xDD you uWu have x3 the xDD gwace ^.^ by x3 youw >w< faiw :3 pwayew +;;w;; To :33 soften Angewo. xDD And ^w^ that's x3 my ÚwÚ pith of business +UwU 'Twixt xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw poor ^-^ bwothew. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ Doth ^.^ he UwU so >_> seek :33 his :33 wife? +LUCIO. x3 Has censur'd ^.^ him +uWu Awweady, x3 and, >_< as UwU I heaw, x3 the Provost hath +^-^ A :33 wawwant fow :33 his xDD execution. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ Awas! >_> what poor ability's uWu in ;;w;; me +;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ him good? +LUCIO. Assay x3 the pow'w xDD you :3 have. +>w< ISABEWWA. OwO My x3 powew, :3 awas, UwU I >_> doubt! +LUCIO. Our xDD doubts OwO awe :3 twaitows, +xDD And >_< make >_> us wose x3 the ÚwÚ good ^.^ we ;;w;; oft ^w^ might x3 win +^-^ By feawing to attempt. Go to Lord ^w^ Angewo, +xDD And wet ^.^ him :3 weawn to knyow, when ^.^ maidens >_< sue, +OwO Men UwU give ^.^ wike gods; >_> but when ;;w;; they xDD weep ÚwÚ and :33 knyeew, +All uWu theiw ^-^ petitions OwO awe >_< as freely theirs +;;w;; As ;;w;; they x3 themsewves ^.^ wouwd >_> owe OwO them. +>w< ISABEWWA. I'll >_> see >_> what UwU I ^.^ can xDD do. +LUCIO. OwO But :3 speediwy. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I xDD wiww about >w< it >_< stwaight; +No longer ^.^ staying >_> but to UwU give x3 the Mother +x3 Nyotice of x3 my ÚwÚ affaiw. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank OwO you. +>_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my bwothew; >w< soon uWu at >w< nyight +I'll >_> send ^.^ him xDD cewtain ;;w;; wowd of x3 my OwO success. +LUCIO. UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave of OwO you. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, ^w^ adieu. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. +^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in :33 ANGEWO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ^w^ ANGEWO, :3 ESCAWUS, :3 a JUSTICE, :33 PWOVOST, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and othew OwO ATTENDANTS + +OwO ANGEWO. We ^w^ must nyot >_< make :3 a >w< scawecwow of x3 the waw, +Setting >w< it x3 up to feaw x3 the xDD biwds of ^.^ pwey, +xDD And wet >w< it >_< keep one xDD shape >w< tiww ;;w;; custom >_< make >w< it +^-^ Theiw uWu pewch, ÚwÚ and nyot uWu theiw terror. +>_< ESCAWUS. Ay, >_> but yet +Let >_> us be keen, ÚwÚ and rather :3 cut :3 a xDD wittwe +Than faww ÚwÚ and bwuise to death. ^-^ Awas! ÚwÚ this gentweman, +;;w;; Whom UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 save, xDD had :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe :33 fathew. +Let >_> but x3 youw honour knyow, +;;w;; Whom UwU I ^-^ bewieve to be UwU most stwait uWu in virtue, +^.^ That, uWu in x3 the >w< wowking of x3 youw UwU own >_> affections, +xDD Had time OwO cohew'd with pwace, ow :33 pwace with wishing, +:33 Ow :3 that x3 the resolute >w< acting of UwU ouw :3 bwood +Could uWu have ^w^ attain'd x3 th' ^w^ effect of x3 youw UwU own OwO puwpose +Whethew xDD you xDD had nyot ÚwÚ sometime uWu in x3 youw >w< wife +Err'd uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 point which nyow xDD you UwU censuwe :3 him, +xDD And pull'd x3 the law ;;w;; upon OwO you. +OwO ANGEWO. 'Tis one ^.^ thing to be x3 tempted, >_> Escawus, +ÚwÚ Anyothew ^.^ thing to UwU faww. UwU I nyot UwU deny +uWu The ÚwÚ juwy, passing on x3 the pwisonyew's :3 wife, +^-^ May uWu in x3 the sworn >_< twewve uWu have :3 a UwU thief ow >w< two +Guiwtiew than ^.^ him ;;w;; they >_> twy. x3 What's open UwU made to justice, +:33 That justice ^w^ seizes. >_> What xDD knyows x3 the UwU waws +:33 That thieves UwU do pass on UwU thieves? 'Tis xDD vewy pwegnyant, +uWu The jewel :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ find, ^.^ we >_< stoop ÚwÚ and >_< take't, +>_< Because ^.^ we >_> see uWu it; >_> but >_> what ^.^ we UwU do nyot >_> see +We ;;w;; twead upon, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew think of :3 it. +>_> You OwO may nyot UwU so extenyuate :33 his offence +For UwU I uWu have xDD had xDD such fauwts; >_> but rather tell uWu me, +x3 When I, :3 that UwU censuwe :3 him, UwU do UwU so xDD offend, +Let >_< minye UwU own ^w^ judgment pattewn x3 out x3 my UwU death, +xDD And >_< nyothing come uWu in ÚwÚ pawtiaw. UwU Siw, ^.^ he ^w^ must die. +>_< ESCAWUS. ^w^ Be >w< it >_< as x3 youw ^.^ wisdom :33 wiww. +OwO ANGEWO. Whewe >_> is x3 the Provost? +UwU PWOVOST. Here, >_> if >w< it ^.^ wike x3 youw honyouw. +OwO ANGEWO. xDD See :3 that OwO Cwaudio +^w^ Be executed ^.^ by >w< nyinye to-mowwow morning; +Bring ^.^ him :33 his >w< confessow; wet ^.^ him be ^.^ pwepaw'd; +For ^w^ that's x3 the utmost of :33 his ;;w;; piwgwimage. uWu Exit PWOVOST +>_< ESCAWUS. :3 [Aside] xDD Weww, heaven :33 fowgive x3 him! ÚwÚ and :33 fowgive >_> us :33 aww! +;;w;; Some rise ^.^ by ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and x3 some ^.^ by viwtue uWu faww; +;;w;; Some >w< wun from >_< bweaks of ice, ÚwÚ and answew nyonye, +xDD And x3 some condemnyed fow :3 a ;;w;; fauwt >_< awonye. + +Entew ELBOW ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with >_> FWOTH ÚwÚ and POMPEY + +;;w;; EWBOW. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing them :3 away; >_> if these be ÚwÚ good OwO peopwe uWu in :3 a +>_< commonweaw :3 that UwU do >_< nyothing >_> but use uWu theiw abuses uWu in ^w^ common ^-^ houses, +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo UwU waw; ;;w;; bwing them xDD away. +OwO ANGEWO. How now, sir! x3 What's x3 youw :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +;;w;; EWBOW. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the poor Duke's constabwe, +ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame >_> is Ewbow; UwU I UwU do lean ;;w;; upon justice, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and UwU do ;;w;; bwing +uWu in OwO hewe >w< befowe x3 youw ÚwÚ good honour >w< two :3 nyotowious >_> benyefactows. +OwO ANGEWO. uWu Benyefactows! Weww- >_> what ^-^ benyefactows OwO awe >w< they? ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they nyot +xDD mawefactows? +;;w;; EWBOW. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot weww >_> what ;;w;; they >_< awe; >_> but +OwO pwecise x3 viwwains ;;w;; they awe, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe :33 of, ÚwÚ and >_< void of aww +pwofanyation uWu in x3 the wowwd :3 that ÚwÚ good Chwistians ought to :3 have. +>_< ESCAWUS. This x3 comes x3 off well; hewe's :3 a uWu wise officer. +OwO ANGEWO. Go >w< to; >_> what ;;w;; quawity OwO awe ;;w;; they UwU of? ÚwÚ Ewbow >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? Why +dost xDD thou nyot :3 speak, ;;w;; Ewbow? +uWu POMPEY. >w< He cannot, siw; uWu he's x3 out uWu at :33 ewbow. +OwO ANGEWO. >_> What OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? +;;w;; EWBOW. ^-^ He, UwU siw? ^-^ A tapster, siw; ;;w;; pawcew-bawd; one :3 that sewves :3 a :33 bad +>_< woman; x3 whose house, ^w^ siw, UwU was, >_< as ;;w;; they say, ^w^ pwuck'd down uWu in x3 the +suburbs; ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ she >_< pwofesses :3 a UwU hot-house, ^w^ which, UwU I >_< think, >_> is :3 a +xDD vewy :33 iww ;;w;; house UwU too. +>_< ESCAWUS. How ^.^ knyow xDD you ^-^ that? +;;w;; EWBOW. OwO My >_< Wife, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ whom UwU I >w< detest >w< befowe heaven ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^w^ honyouw- +>_< ESCAWUS. OwO How! >w< thy wife! +;;w;; EWBOW. Ay, siw; ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_> thank ^.^ heaven, >_> is >w< an xDD honyest ^-^ woman- +>_< ESCAWUS. uWu Dost xDD thou >w< detest her >w< thewefowe? +;;w;; EWBOW. UwU I say, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww >w< detest mysewf xDD awso, >_< as weww >_< as uWu she, :3 that +ÚwÚ this house, >_> if >w< it be nyot :3 a bawd's house, >w< it >_> is pity of her :3 wife, +fow >w< it >_> is :3 a naughty ÚwÚ house. +>_< ESCAWUS. How dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow :3 that, constabwe? +;;w;; EWBOW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by x3 my :33 wife; who, >_> if ^.^ she xDD had :33 been :3 a OwO woman +:33 cawdinyawwy ^w^ given, ^w^ might uWu have :33 been ^-^ accus'd uWu in fownyication, +^-^ aduwtewy, ÚwÚ and aww uWu uncweanwinyess :33 thewe. +>_< ESCAWUS. ^-^ By x3 the xDD woman's :3 means? +;;w;; EWBOW. Ay, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by Mistress xDD Ovewdonye's uWu means; >_> but >_< as ^.^ she spit uWu in +:33 his >w< face, UwU so ^.^ she ^-^ defied ^.^ him. +uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot :3 so. +;;w;; EWBOW. ^-^ Pwuv >w< it >w< befowe these varlets UwU hewe, xDD thou ^.^ honyouwabwe ^w^ man, +^-^ pwuv :3 it. +>_< ESCAWUS. Do xDD you hear >w< how ^.^ he >w< mispwaces? +uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, ^.^ she ^-^ came uWu in great with child; ÚwÚ and wonging, OwO saving x3 youw +x3 honyouw's xDD wevewence, fow UwU stew'd >_< pwunyes. UwU Siw, ^.^ we xDD had >_> but >w< two uWu in x3 the +house, which uWu at :3 that xDD vewy >w< distant time >_> stood, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, uWu in :3 a +^w^ fwuit :33 dish, :3 a ^w^ dish of x3 some >w< thwee >_> pence; x3 youw honyouws uWu have :3 seen +xDD such OwO dishes; ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot China UwU dishes, >_> but xDD vewy ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ dishes. +>_< ESCAWUS. Go ^.^ to, OwO go >w< to; nyo ;;w;; mattew fow x3 the :33 dish, sir. +uWu POMPEY. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, nyot of :3 a UwU pin; xDD you OwO awe thewein uWu in x3 the +right; >_> but to x3 the point. ;;w;; As UwU I say, ÚwÚ this Mistress Ewbow, x3 being, >_< as +UwU I say, with child, ÚwÚ and ^.^ being ^w^ gweat-bewwied, ÚwÚ and wonging, >_< as UwU I +said, fow ÚwÚ pwunyes; ÚwÚ and xDD having >_> but >w< two uWu in x3 the :33 dish, >_< as UwU I said, +>_< Mastew Fwoth UwU hewe, ÚwÚ this xDD vewy ^w^ man, xDD having eaten x3 the ^-^ west, >_< as UwU I +said, x3 and, >_< as UwU I say, ÚwÚ paying fow them xDD vewy >_< honyestwy; for, >_< as xDD you +knyow, >_< Mastew Fwoth, UwU I couwd nyot UwU give xDD you >w< thwee uWu pence ^w^ again- +>w< FWOTH. :3 Nyo, indeed. +uWu POMPEY. Very well; xDD you ^.^ being >w< then, >_> if xDD you be rememb'red, cwacking +x3 the ^.^ stonyes of x3 the xDD fowesaid ^-^ pwunyes- +>w< FWOTH. Ay, UwU so UwU I uWu did indeed. +uWu POMPEY. Why, xDD vewy well; UwU I :3 tewwing xDD you >w< then, >_> if xDD you be rememb'red, +:3 that xDD such :3 a one ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a one :3 wewe x3 past >w< cuwe of x3 the ^.^ thing xDD you +uWu wot :33 of, ^w^ unwess ;;w;; they :33 kept xDD vewy ÚwÚ good ;;w;; diet, >_< as UwU I told :3 you- +>w< FWOTH. All ÚwÚ this >_> is true. +uWu POMPEY. Why, xDD vewy weww ^.^ then- +>_< ESCAWUS. ^.^ Come, xDD you OwO awe :3 a tedious xDD foow. ;;w;; To x3 the >w< puwpose: >_> what UwU was +donye to Elbow's >w< wife :3 that ^.^ he hath cause to :3 compwain UwU of? :3 Come ;;w;; me +to >_> what UwU was donye to her. +uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, x3 youw honour ;;w;; cannyot come to :3 that >_> yet. +>_< ESCAWUS. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, nor UwU I >_> mean >w< it not. +uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, >_> but xDD you UwU shaww come to :33 it, ^.^ by x3 youw x3 honyouw's >_< weave. ^.^ And, +UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, wook x3 into >_< Mastew Fwoth UwU hewe, ^w^ siw, :3 a x3 man of +^w^ fouwscowe ;;w;; pound :3 a yeaw; x3 whose >w< fathew >w< died uWu at Hawwowmas- :3 was't nyot +uWu at >w< Hawwowmas, >_< Mastew Fwoth? +>w< FWOTH. All-hallond eve. +uWu POMPEY. Why, xDD vewy well; UwU I UwU hope OwO hewe be twuths. ^-^ He, ^w^ siw, :33 sitting, >_< as +UwU I say, uWu in :3 a >_< wowew xDD chaiw, siw; uWu 'twas uWu in x3 the ^w^ Bunch of Grapes, +where, :33 indeed, xDD you uWu have :3 a delight to ^.^ sit, uWu have xDD you ^w^ nyot? +>w< FWOTH. UwU I uWu have so; uWu because >w< it >_> is >w< an open room, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good fow winter. +uWu POMPEY. Why, xDD vewy weww :33 then; UwU I UwU hope OwO hewe be twuths. +OwO ANGEWO. This xDD wiww >w< wast x3 out :3 a >w< nyight uWu in >w< Wussia, +x3 When :33 nyights OwO awe xDD wongest uWu thewe; I'll OwO take x3 my weave, +xDD And OwO weave xDD you to x3 the hearing of x3 the >_< cause, +uWu Hoping you'ww find ÚwÚ good cause to whip them all. +>_< ESCAWUS. UwU I think nyo :3 wess. ^-^ Good mowwow to x3 youw wowdship. +;;w;; [Exit ^-^ ANGEWO] >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, come xDD on; >_> what UwU was donye to Elbow's :3 wife, +>_> once UwU mowe? +uWu POMPEY. uWu Once?- sir. >_> Thewe UwU was >_< nyothing donye to her OwO once. +;;w;; EWBOW. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^w^ ask ^.^ him >_> what ÚwÚ this x3 man uWu did to x3 my x3 wife. +uWu POMPEY. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw honyouw, ^w^ ask x3 me. +>_< ESCAWUS. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, >_> what uWu did ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman to OwO hew? +uWu POMPEY. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, wook uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu gentweman's ;;w;; face. ^-^ Good +>_< Mastew Fwoth, wook ;;w;; upon :33 his honour; UwU 'tis fow :3 a ÚwÚ good puwpose. ^-^ Doth +x3 youw honour mark :33 his ^.^ face? +>_< ESCAWUS. Ay, ^w^ siw, xDD vewy well. +uWu POMPEY. Nyay, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, mark >w< it well. +>_< ESCAWUS. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU do :3 so. +uWu POMPEY. ^-^ Doth x3 youw honour >_> see xDD any x3 hawm uWu in :33 his ^.^ face? +>_< ESCAWUS. Why, >w< nyo. +uWu POMPEY. I'll be ^-^ suppos'd ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ book :33 his OwO face >_> is x3 the worst ^.^ thing +about ^.^ him. ^-^ Good :33 then; >_> if :33 his OwO face be x3 the worst ^.^ thing about :3 him, +>w< how couwd >_< Mastew Fwoth UwU do x3 the constabwe's >w< wife xDD any harm? UwU I ^.^ wouwd +^.^ knyow :3 that of x3 youw honyouw. +>_< ESCAWUS. He's uWu in x3 the wight, ^-^ constabwe; >_> what >_> say xDD you to :33 it? +;;w;; EWBOW. ^.^ Fiwst, >w< an >w< it ^.^ wike UwU you, x3 the ;;w;; house >_> is :3 a respected ^.^ house; next, +ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a respected fellow; ÚwÚ and :33 his mistwess >_> is :3 a respected +uWu woman. +uWu POMPEY. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, ^w^ siw, :33 his >w< wife >_> is :3 a ^.^ mowe respected ÚwÚ pewson than +xDD any of >_> us all. +;;w;; EWBOW. UwU Vawwet, xDD thou ^w^ wiest; xDD thou liest, ^w^ wicket xDD vawwet; x3 the time >_> is +yet to come :3 that ^.^ she UwU was OwO evew respected with ^w^ man, ^w^ woman, ow +:33 chiwd. +uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, ^.^ she UwU was respected with ^.^ him >w< befowe ^.^ he mawwied with her. +>_< ESCAWUS. >_< Which >_> is x3 the wiser UwU hewe, Justice ow >_< Inyiquity? Is ÚwÚ this +twue? +;;w;; EWBOW. x3 O xDD thou caitiff! x3 O xDD thou OwO vawwet! x3 O xDD thou wicked >_< Hannyibaw! UwU I +respected with her >w< befowe UwU I UwU was mawwied to >_> hew! ;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I UwU was +respected with hew, ow ^.^ she with uWu me, wet nyot x3 youw :33 wowship think ;;w;; me +x3 the poor Duke's officer. ^-^ Pwuv uWu this, xDD thou wicked :33 Hannyibaw, ow +I'll uWu have >_< minye uWu action of OwO batt'wy on thee. +>_< ESCAWUS. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> took xDD you :3 a ^w^ box ^.^ o' x3 th' eaw, xDD you ^w^ might uWu have x3 youw +uWu action of ^-^ swandew UwU too. +;;w;; EWBOW. OwO Mawwy, UwU I >_> thank x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wowship fow :3 it. >_> What :3 is't x3 youw +^w^ wowship's :3 pweasuwe UwU I UwU shaww UwU do with ÚwÚ this wicked OwO caitiff? +>_< ESCAWUS. ^-^ Twuwy, officer, uWu because ^.^ he hath x3 some :3 offences uWu in ^.^ him :3 that +xDD thou wouldst OwO discuvw >_> if xDD thou ^-^ couwdst, wet ^.^ him >w< continyue uWu in :33 his +;;w;; couwses >w< tiww xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st >_> what ;;w;; they x3 awe. +;;w;; EWBOW. OwO Mawwy, UwU I >_> thank x3 youw :33 wowship fow :3 it. ^.^ Thou >_< seest, xDD thou wicked +vawwet, now, UwU what's come ;;w;; upon >_< thee: xDD thou awt to >w< continyue now, +xDD thou xDD vawwet; xDD thou awt to continue. +>_< ESCAWUS. Whewe :3 wewe xDD you born, >w< fwiend? +>w< FWOTH. :3 Hewe uWu in ^.^ Viennya, sir. +>_< ESCAWUS. ^w^ Awe xDD you of ^w^ fouwscowe uWu pounds :3 a OwO yeaw? +>w< FWOTH. Yes, UwU an't uWu pwease UwU you, sir. +>_< ESCAWUS. ^w^ So. >_> What OwO twade OwO awe xDD you :33 of, UwU siw? +uWu POMPEY. ^-^ A tapster, :3 a poor widow's tapster. +>_< ESCAWUS. uWu Youw >_< mistwess' :3 nyame? +uWu POMPEY. Mistress >_> Ovewdonye. +>_< ESCAWUS. >_< Hath ^.^ she xDD had xDD any ^.^ mowe than one OwO husband? +uWu POMPEY. Nine, siw; xDD Ovewdonye ^.^ by x3 the last. +>_< ESCAWUS. Nine! :3 Come ÚwÚ hithew to uWu me, >_< Mastew :33 Fwoth. >_< Mastew Fwoth, UwU I +^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you >_> acquainted with tapstews: ;;w;; they xDD wiww dwaw UwU you, +>_< Mastew Fwoth, ÚwÚ and xDD you xDD wiww ^w^ hang OwO them. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me +hear nyo ^.^ mowe of OwO you. +>w< FWOTH. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw UwU wowship. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I >_< nyevew come x3 into +xDD any >_> woom uWu in :3 a :3 taphouse >_> but UwU I ^w^ am drawn ^.^ in. +>_< ESCAWUS. xDD Weww, nyo ^.^ mowe of :33 it, >_< Mastew Froth; farewell. ;;w;; [Exit :33 FWOTH] +:3 Come xDD you ÚwÚ hithew to uWu me, >_< Mastew Tapstew; UwU what's x3 youw :33 nyame, >_< Mastew +Tapstew? +uWu POMPEY. :3 Pompey. +>_< ESCAWUS. >_> What else? +uWu POMPEY. Bum, sir. +>_< ESCAWUS. Troth, ÚwÚ and x3 youw bum >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ^.^ thing about uWu you; UwU so +:3 that, uWu in x3 the x3 beastwiest sense, xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the OwO Gweat. Pompey, +xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; pawtwy :3 a ^w^ bawd, Pompey, howsoever xDD you colour >w< it uWu in ^.^ being :3 a +tapster. ^w^ Awe xDD you ^w^ nyot? ^.^ Come, tell ;;w;; me true; >w< it UwU shaww be x3 the xDD bettew +fow OwO you. +uWu POMPEY. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor fewwow :3 that ^.^ wouwd wive. +>_< ESCAWUS. How ^.^ wouwd xDD you x3 wive, xDD Pompey- ^.^ by ^.^ being :3 a >_< bawd? >_> What UwU do xDD you +think of x3 the twade, :3 Pompey? Is >w< it :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw trade? +uWu POMPEY. ;;w;; If x3 the law ^.^ wouwd UwU awwow :33 it, sir. +>_< ESCAWUS. OwO But x3 the law xDD wiww nyot UwU awwow :33 it, xDD Pompey; nor >w< it UwU shaww nyot be +UwU awwowed uWu in Vienna. +uWu POMPEY. ÚwÚ Does x3 youw :33 wowship >_> mean to xDD gewd ÚwÚ and x3 spway aww x3 the :33 youth of +x3 the ^-^ city? +>_< ESCAWUS. :3 Nyo, :3 Pompey. +uWu POMPEY. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, uWu in x3 my poor :33 opinyion, ;;w;; they xDD wiww uWu to't UwU then. ;;w;; If +x3 youw :33 wowship xDD wiww OwO take order fow x3 the ÚwÚ dwabs ÚwÚ and x3 the knaves, xDD you +>_< nyeed nyot to feaw x3 the OwO bawds. +>_< ESCAWUS. >_> Thewe >_> is OwO pwetty x3 owdews beginnying, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you: >_> but >w< it +>_> is >_> but >_> heading ÚwÚ and OwO hanging. +uWu POMPEY. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> head ÚwÚ and ^w^ hang aww :3 that ^-^ offend :3 that uWu way >_> but fow ;;w;; ten +xDD yeaw together, you'ww be uWu gwad to UwU give x3 out :3 a OwO commission fow ^.^ mowe +heads; >_> if ÚwÚ this law howd uWu in OwO Viennya ;;w;; ten >w< yeaw, I'll OwO went x3 the >_> faiwest +;;w;; house uWu in :33 it, ÚwÚ aftew thweepence :3 a x3 bay. ;;w;; If xDD you ^w^ wive to >_> see ÚwÚ this come +to pass, >_> say ÚwÚ Pompey told xDD you :3 so. +>_< ESCAWUS. ^-^ Thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good xDD Pompey; x3 and, uWu in wequitaw of x3 youw prophecy, +x3 hawk xDD you: UwU I ;;w;; advise UwU you, wet ;;w;; me nyot find xDD you >w< befowe ;;w;; me again ;;w;; upon +xDD any ^w^ compwaint x3 whatsoevew- no, nyot fow dwelling :3 whewe xDD you do; >_> if UwU I +UwU do, Pompey, UwU I UwU shaww xDD beat xDD you to x3 youw x3 tent, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv :3 a shrewd +Caesaw to uWu you; uWu in uWu pwain ^-^ deawing, Pompey, UwU I UwU shaww uWu have xDD you :3 whipt. +^w^ So fow ÚwÚ this time, Pompey, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. +uWu POMPEY. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw :33 wowship fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good counsew; :3 [Aside] >_> but UwU I +UwU shaww ;;w;; fowwow >w< it >_< as x3 the >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye UwU shaww xDD bettew ^.^ detewminye. +Whip me? :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; wet carman whip :33 his :3 jade; +uWu The uWu vawiant heart's nyot x3 whipt x3 out of :33 his twade. uWu Exit +>_< ESCAWUS. :3 Come ÚwÚ hithew to uWu me, >_< Mastew Ewbow; come hithew, >_< Mastew +Constable. How ^-^ wong uWu have xDD you :33 been uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 pwace of constabwe? +;;w;; EWBOW. ÚwÚ Seven xDD yeaw ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD hawf, sir. +>_< ESCAWUS. UwU I ^-^ thought, ^.^ by x3 the readiness uWu in x3 the office, xDD you xDD had +continued uWu in >w< it x3 some uWu time. >_> You >_> say ÚwÚ seven years :33 togethew? +;;w;; EWBOW. xDD And :3 a xDD hawf, sir. +>_< ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< it hath :33 been great ^w^ pains to you! ^-^ They UwU do xDD you wrong +to put xDD you UwU so ;;w;; oft :33 upon't. ^w^ Awe there nyot ;;w;; men uWu in x3 youw ward +sufficient to serve :33 it? +;;w;; EWBOW. Faith, ^w^ siw, x3 few of xDD any wit uWu in xDD such OwO mattews; >_< as ;;w;; they OwO awe +:3 chosen, ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu gwad to choose ;;w;; me fow OwO them; UwU I UwU do >w< it fow x3 some +^.^ piece of monyey, ÚwÚ and OwO go ^w^ thwough with all. +>_< ESCAWUS. Wook UwU you, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the nyames of x3 some six ow >w< seven, x3 the +UwU most sufficient of x3 youw :33 pawish. +;;w;; EWBOW. ;;w;; To x3 youw ^w^ wowship's house, UwU siw? +>_< ESCAWUS. ;;w;; To x3 my ÚwÚ house. >w< Fawe xDD you well. ;;w;; [Exit ^-^ EWBOW] +x3 What's o'clock, think you? +JUSTICE. UwU Eweven, sir. +>_< ESCAWUS. UwU I pray xDD you ^.^ home to dinner with x3 me. +JUSTICE. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank OwO you. +>_< ESCAWUS. ^.^ It grieves ;;w;; me fow x3 the :33 death of ^w^ Cwaudio; +OwO But there's nyo UwU wemedy. +JUSTICE. Lord :3 Angewo >_> is severe. +>_< ESCAWUS. ^.^ It >_> is >_> but nyeedfuw: +^w^ Mewcy >_> is nyot itsewf :3 that ;;w;; oft :33 wooks so; +^w^ Pawdon >_> is still x3 the nyuwse of second woe. +OwO But ^w^ yet, poor :33 Cwaudio! >_> Thewe >_> is nyo UwU wemedy. +^.^ Come, sir. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in :33 ANGEWO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew PWOVOST ÚwÚ and :3 a SEWVANT + +SEWVANT. He's hearing of :3 a cause; ^.^ he xDD wiww come stwaight. +I'll tell ^.^ him of OwO you. +UwU PWOVOST. >_> Pway xDD you xDD do. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] I'll ^.^ knyow +ÚwÚ His pweasuwe; OwO may be ^.^ he xDD wiww wewent. ÚwÚ Awas, +>w< He hath >_> but >_< as uWu offended uWu in :3 a dream! +All :33 sects, aww x3 ages, ;;w;; smack of ÚwÚ this vice; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +;;w;; To ^-^ die fow ÚwÚ 't! + +Entew ANGEWO + +OwO ANGEWO. >_> Nyow, UwU what's x3 the >w< mattew, Provost? +UwU PWOVOST. Is >w< it x3 youw xDD wiww OwO Cwaudio UwU shaww ^-^ die ^-^ to-mowwow? +OwO ANGEWO. Did nyot UwU I tell uWu thee yea? UwU Hadst xDD thou nyot >_< owdew? +Why dost xDD thou ^w^ ask ^w^ again? +UwU PWOVOST. Lest UwU I ^w^ might be ^w^ too wash; +;;w;; Undew x3 youw ÚwÚ good uWu cowwection, UwU I uWu have :3 seen +UwU When, ÚwÚ aftew execution, ^w^ judgment hath +^-^ Wepented ^-^ o'ew :33 his doom. +OwO ANGEWO. Go >w< to; wet :3 that be ^w^ minye. +Do xDD you x3 youw office, ow UwU give x3 up x3 youw pwace, +xDD And xDD you UwU shaww weww be UwU spaw'd. +UwU PWOVOST. UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 youw x3 honyouw's pardon. +>_> What UwU shaww be :33 donye, ^w^ siw, with x3 the ;;w;; gwoanying Juliet? +>_> She's xDD vewy nyeaw her hour. +OwO ANGEWO. Dispose of her +;;w;; To x3 some ^.^ mowe fitter pwace, ÚwÚ and :3 that with ;;w;; speed. + +^.^ We-entew SEWVANT + +SEWVANT. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the :3 sistew of x3 the x3 man condemn'd +Desires x3 access to OwO you. +OwO ANGEWO. >_< Hath ^.^ he :3 a ^-^ sistew? +UwU PWOVOST. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; :3 a xDD vewy virtuous ;;w;; maid, +xDD And to be x3 showtwy of :3 a >_> sistewhood, +;;w;; If nyot >_< awweady. +OwO ANGEWO. xDD Weww, wet her be >w< admitted. uWu Exit SEWVANT +xDD See xDD you x3 the ÚwÚ fownyicatwess be remov'd; +Let her uWu have needful >_> but nyot ^.^ wavish uWu means; +>_> Thewe UwU shaww be order xDD fow't. + +Entew Lucio ÚwÚ and >_> ISABEWWA + +UwU PWOVOST. >w< [Going] :3 Save x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! +OwO ANGEWO. OwO Stay :3 a xDD wittwe >_> whiwe. :33 [To ISABEWWA] Y'awe wewcome; UwU what's +x3 youw xDD wiww? +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^.^ woefuw suitor to x3 youw honyouw, +ÚwÚ Pwease >_> but x3 youw honour hear x3 me. +OwO ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; UwU what's x3 youw suit? +>w< ISABEWWA. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 vice :3 that UwU most UwU I UwU do abhow, +xDD And UwU most ^.^ desiwe >_> shouwd :3 meet x3 the ^w^ bwow of justice; +For which UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^-^ pwead, >_> but :3 that UwU I :3 must; +For which UwU I ^w^ must nyot ^-^ pwead, >_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am +At >w< waw 'twixt xDD wiww ÚwÚ and xDD wiww not. +OwO ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; x3 the ^.^ mattew? +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is condemn'd to :3 die; +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, wet >w< it be :33 his ^w^ fauwt, +xDD And nyot x3 my ^-^ bwothew. +UwU PWOVOST. :3 [Aside] uWu Heaven UwU give uWu thee >w< moving >_< gwaces. +OwO ANGEWO. xDD Condemn x3 the ;;w;; fauwt ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the :33 actow of :3 it! +Why, every fauwt's condemn'd ere >w< it be donye; +Mine :3 wewe x3 the xDD vewy cipher of :3 a UwU function, +;;w;; To OwO finye x3 the :33 fauwts x3 whose OwO finye >w< stands uWu in record, +xDD And wet OwO go ^.^ by x3 the actow. +>w< ISABEWWA. x3 O >w< just >_> but severe xDD waw! +UwU I xDD had :3 a brother, UwU then. uWu Heaven >_< keep x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! +LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] >_< Give't nyot ^-^ o'ew so; to ^.^ him OwO again, entweat :3 him, +>_> Knyeew down >w< befowe :3 him, ^w^ hang ;;w;; upon :33 his x3 gown; +>_> You OwO awe ^w^ too uWu cowd: >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd >_< nyeed :3 a :3 pin, +>_> You couwd nyot with ^.^ mowe >w< tame :3 a >_> tongue ^.^ desiwe :3 it. +;;w;; To :3 him, UwU I :3 say. +>w< ISABEWWA. :3 Must ^.^ he >_< nyeeds die? +OwO ANGEWO. >_< Maiden, nyo UwU wemedy. +>w< ISABEWWA. Yes; UwU I UwU do think :3 that xDD you ^w^ might UwU pawdon ^.^ him. +xDD And :3 nyeithew heaven nor x3 man UwU gwieve uWu at x3 the mercy. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< do't. +>w< ISABEWWA. OwO But ^.^ can UwU you, >_> if xDD you would? +OwO ANGEWO. x3 Wook, >_> what UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD do. +>w< ISABEWWA. OwO But ^w^ might xDD you ;;w;; do't, ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 the wowwd nyo wwong, +;;w;; If UwU so x3 youw >_< heawt :3 wewe touch'd with :3 that ^-^ wemowse +;;w;; As >_< minye >_> is to him? +OwO ANGEWO. He's sentenc'd; UwU 'tis ^w^ too UwU wate. +LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too cowd. +>w< ISABEWWA. Too uWu wate? Why, ^.^ nyo; I, :3 that UwU do speak :3 a word, +^-^ May caww >w< it back ;;w;; again. xDD Weww, ^-^ bewieve :33 this: +No ceremony :3 that to great ^-^ onyes longs, +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 the >_< king's >_< cwown nor x3 the uWu deputed uWu swowd, +uWu The marshal's ^w^ twuncheon nor x3 the uWu judge's ^.^ wobe, +Become them with one half UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a xDD gwace +;;w;; As xDD mewcy does. +;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD had :33 been >_< as UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_< as xDD he, +>_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have slipp'd ^.^ wike him; >_> but xDD he, ^.^ wike UwU you, +Wouwd nyot uWu have :33 been UwU so uWu stewn. +OwO ANGEWO. >_> Pway xDD you be ;;w;; gonye. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd to heaven UwU I xDD had x3 youw uWu potency, +xDD And xDD you :3 wewe Isabew! Should >w< it xDD then be >_< thus? +No; UwU I ^.^ wouwd tell >_> what >w< 'twewe to be :3 a OwO judge +xDD And >_> what :3 a ^w^ pwisonyew. +LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] Ay, :33 touch him; there's x3 the vein. +OwO ANGEWO. uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is :3 a forfeit of x3 the waw, +xDD And xDD you >_> but uWu waste x3 youw ÚwÚ wowds. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ Awas! ^-^ Awas! +Why, aww x3 the >w< souws :3 that :3 wewe :3 wewe forfeit once; +xDD And >w< He :3 that ^w^ might x3 the ;;w;; vantage best uWu have >_> took +x3 Found x3 out x3 the UwU wemedy. How ^.^ wouwd xDD you be +;;w;; If ^-^ He, which >_> is x3 the ;;w;; top of ^.^ judgment, >_> shouwd +OwO But OwO judge xDD you >_< as xDD you are? >_< O, think on :33 that; +xDD And xDD mewcy xDD then xDD wiww ;;w;; bweathe within x3 youw :3 wips, +Wike x3 man x3 nyew >_> made. +OwO ANGEWO. ^w^ Be xDD you UwU content, >w< faiw ^-^ maid. +^.^ It >_> is x3 the waw, nyot UwU I >_< condemn x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. +^.^ Wewe ^.^ he x3 my xDD kinsman, brother, ow x3 my x3 son, +^.^ It >_> shouwd be OwO thus with ^.^ him. >w< He ^w^ must ^-^ die ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +>w< ISABEWWA. To-mowwow! >_< O, ^w^ that's ^w^ sudden! ^w^ Spawe :3 him, ^-^ spawe ^.^ him. +He's nyot pwepaw'd fow death. Even fow UwU ouw x3 kitchens +We OwO kiww x3 the fowl of :3 season; UwU shaww ^.^ we serve heaven +With less wespect than ^.^ we UwU do xDD minyistew +;;w;; To UwU ouw gwoss selves? OwO Good, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ bethink OwO you. +Who >_> is >w< it :3 that hath >w< died fow ÚwÚ this x3 offence? +>_> Thewe's UwU many uWu have >_> committed :3 it. +LUCIO. :3 [Aside] Ay, weww UwU said. +OwO ANGEWO. uWu The law hath nyot :33 been >_< dead, ^w^ though >w< it hath uWu swept. +>w< Those UwU many xDD had nyot ^w^ daw'd to UwU do :3 that eviw +;;w;; If x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that uWu did x3 th' edict infringe +xDD Had x3 answew'd fow :33 his UwU deed. Now UwU 'tis >w< awake, +Takes ^-^ nyote of >_> what >_> is :33 donye, x3 and, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU pwophet, +Looks uWu in :3 a gwass :3 that >_< shows >_> what ÚwÚ futuwe UwU eviws- +^-^ Eithew nyow ow ^.^ by >_< wemissnyess x3 nyew x3 conceiv'd, +xDD And UwU so uWu in ^w^ pwogwess to be ÚwÚ hatch'd ÚwÚ and bown- +^w^ Awe nyow to uWu have nyo ;;w;; successive ÚwÚ degwees, +OwO But OwO hewe ;;w;; they ^w^ wive to OwO end. +>w< ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Yet x3 show x3 some >_> pity. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I x3 show >w< it UwU most of aww when UwU I x3 show justice; +For xDD then UwU I pity UwU those UwU I UwU do nyot knyow, +>_< Which :3 a OwO dismiss'd offence ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ aftew x3 gaww, +xDD And UwU do ^.^ him >w< wight :3 that, answewing one fouw wwong, +Wives nyot to ;;w;; act anyothew. ^w^ Be >_< satisfied; +uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew dies to-morrow; be OwO content. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ So xDD you ^w^ must be x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that ;;w;; gives ÚwÚ this xDD sentence, +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ suffews. >_< O, >w< it >_> is :3 excewwent +;;w;; To uWu have :3 a ;;w;; giant's ^w^ stwength! OwO But >w< it >_> is tywannyous +;;w;; To use >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ giant. +LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] >w< That's weww UwU said. +>w< ISABEWWA. Could great ;;w;; men >_> thundew +;;w;; As Juv >_< himsewf >w< does, Juv ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew be ^w^ quiet, +For every >_< pewting petty officer +Wouwd use :33 his heaven fow thundew, +Nyothing >_> but thunder. Mewcifuw Heaven, +^.^ Thou UwU wathew, with >w< thy ^-^ shawp ÚwÚ and UwU suwphuwous bolt, +Spwits x3 the unwedgeabwe ÚwÚ and gnarled ÚwÚ oak +Than x3 the soft ÚwÚ mywtwe. OwO But ^w^ man, OwO pwoud ^w^ man, +Dwess'd uWu in :3 a xDD wittwe bwief ÚwÚ authowity, +:3 Most ÚwÚ ignyowant of >_> what uWu he's UwU most UwU assuw'd, +ÚwÚ His :3 gwassy >_< essence, ^.^ wike >w< an angry >_< ape, +>w< Pways xDD such ^.^ fantastic tricks >w< befowe xDD high heaven +;;w;; As x3 makes x3 the ^-^ angews ^.^ weep; who, with UwU ouw speens, +Wouwd aww x3 themsewves laugh mowtaw. +LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] >_< O, to :3 him, to :3 him, ^-^ wench! >w< He xDD wiww relent; +He's >w< coming; UwU I >_> pewceive :3 't. +UwU PWOVOST. :3 [Aside] >_> Pway heaven ^.^ she x3 win ^.^ him. +>w< ISABEWWA. We ;;w;; cannyot >w< weigh UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew with ourself. +UwU Gweat ;;w;; men OwO may xDD jest with UwU saints: UwU 'tis wit uWu in OwO them; +OwO But uWu in x3 the less fouw pwofanyation. +LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] ^w^ Thou'wt :33 i' x3 th' wight, girl; ^.^ mowe ^.^ o' x3 that. +>w< ISABEWWA. :33 That uWu in x3 the captain's >_> but :3 a :3 chowewic ;;w;; wowd +>_< Which uWu in x3 the soldier >_> is flat blasphemy. +LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] Awt >_> avis'd ^.^ o' ^-^ that? uWu Mowe ^.^ on't. +OwO ANGEWO. Why UwU do xDD you put these UwU sayings ;;w;; upon me? +>w< ISABEWWA. >_< Because ÚwÚ authowity, ^w^ though >w< it OwO eww ^.^ wike ^w^ othews, +>_< Hath yet :3 a uWu kind of medicinye uWu in itsewf +:33 That ÚwÚ skins x3 the :33 vice ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> top. Go to x3 youw x3 bosom, +Knock thewe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask x3 youw >_< heawt >_> what >w< it xDD doth ^.^ knyow +>w< That's ^.^ wike x3 my brother's ^-^ fauwt. ;;w;; If >w< it x3 confess +^-^ A natural ^.^ guiwtinyess xDD such >_< as >_> is his, +Let >w< it nyot >_> sound :3 a xDD thought ;;w;; upon x3 youw >_> tongue +^w^ Against x3 my brother's life. +OwO ANGEWO. :3 [Aside] :33 She speaks, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis +>w< Such sense :3 that x3 my sense breeds with ^w^ it.- >w< Fawe xDD you well. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ Gentwe x3 my uWu wowd, turn back. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ bethink x3 me. :3 Come again ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^.^ Hawk >w< how I'll bribe uWu you; ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, turn back. +OwO ANGEWO. How, bribe me? +>w< ISABEWWA. Ay, with xDD such ^.^ gifts :3 that heaven UwU shaww share with OwO you. +LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA) >_> You xDD had marr'd aww ewse. +>w< ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Nyot with fond sicwes of x3 the tested ^.^ gowd, +:33 Ow ^w^ stonyes, x3 whose wate OwO awe xDD eithew rich ow poor +;;w;; As ^w^ fancy :3 vawues OwO them; >_> but with true >_< pwayews +:33 That UwU shaww be x3 up uWu at heaven ÚwÚ and enter there +Ere sun-wise, >_< pwayews from ^w^ pwesewved souws, +Fwom ;;w;; fasting >_< maids, x3 whose minds OwO awe dedicate +;;w;; To >_< nyothing OwO tempowaw. +OwO ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; come to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] Go >w< to; UwU 'tis well; xDD away. +>w< ISABEWWA. uWu Heaven >_< keep x3 youw honour OwO safe! +OwO ANGEWO. :3 [Aside] OwO Amen; fow UwU I +^w^ Am :3 that uWu way x3 going to ^-^ temptation +Whewe >_< pwayews cross. +>w< ISABEWWA. At >_> what >_> houw to-mowwow +Shall UwU I >_< attend x3 youw x3 wowdship? +OwO ANGEWO. At xDD any time 'fore xDD nyoon. +>w< ISABEWWA. :3 Save x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! Exeunt aww >_> but ANGEWO +OwO ANGEWO. Fwom ÚwÚ thee; even from >w< thy >_> viwtue! +x3 What's uWu this, UwU what's :3 this? Is ÚwÚ this her ;;w;; fauwt ow mine? +uWu The >_> temptew ow x3 the x3 tempted, who :3 sins ^-^ most? +uWu Ha! +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ she; nor xDD doth ^.^ she >w< tempt; >_> but >w< it >_> is UwU I +^.^ That, lying ^.^ by x3 the violet uWu in x3 the sun, +Do >_< as x3 the OwO cawwion >w< does, nyot >_< as x3 the flow'r, +Corrupt with virtuous ^.^ season. UwU Can >w< it be +:33 That ÚwÚ modesty OwO may ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ betway UwU ouw sense +Than xDD woman's >w< wightnyess? >_> Having uWu waste x3 gwound UwU enyough, +Shall ^.^ we ^.^ desiwe to x3 waze x3 the ^w^ sanctuawy, +xDD And ^w^ pitch UwU ouw ;;w;; eviws OwO thewe? >_< O, >_< fie, >_< fie, fie! +>_> What dost UwU thou, ow >_> what awt UwU thou, x3 Angewo? +uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ desiwe her foully fow UwU those ^.^ things +:33 That >_< make her good? >_< O, wet her ÚwÚ bwothew x3 wive! +Thieves fow uWu theiw robbery uWu have ÚwÚ authowity +x3 When judges ^.^ steaw x3 themsewves. What, UwU do UwU I wuv hew, +:33 That UwU I ^.^ desiwe to hear her speak OwO again, +xDD And >_> feast ;;w;; upon her uWu eyes? >_> What :3 is't UwU I dweam ^-^ on? +x3 O x3 cunnying enyemy, :3 that, to catch :3 a UwU saint, +With ^-^ saints dost x3 bait >w< thy :3 hook! :3 Most uWu dangewous +Is :3 that ^-^ temptation :3 that xDD doth ^-^ goad >_> us on +;;w;; To x3 sin uWu in >w< woving ÚwÚ viwtue. xDD Nyevew couwd x3 the ^w^ stwumpet, +With aww her :3 doubwe OwO vigouw, awt ÚwÚ and nyatuwe, +Once stir x3 my ^-^ tempew; >_> but ÚwÚ this virtuous >_< maid +^w^ Subdues ;;w;; me quite. ^w^ Evew >w< tiww now, +x3 When ;;w;; men :3 wewe fond, UwU I ^w^ smiw'd ÚwÚ and x3 wond'wed ^.^ how. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A :3 pwison + +OwO Entew, ;;w;; sevewawwy, ^w^ DUKE, disguised >_< as :3 a :3 FWIAW, ÚwÚ and PWOVOST + +x3 DUKE. Hail to UwU you, ÚwÚ Pwovost! UwU so UwU I think xDD you x3 awe. +UwU PWOVOST. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the :33 Pwovost. x3 What's x3 youw :33 wiww, ÚwÚ good friar? +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Bound ^.^ by x3 my xDD chawity ÚwÚ and x3 my bwest order, +UwU I come to x3 visit x3 the afflicted ;;w;; spiwits +:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the x3 pwison. Do ;;w;; me x3 the ^w^ common >w< wight +;;w;; To wet ;;w;; me >_> see ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and to >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow +uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of uWu theiw >_< cwimes, :3 that UwU I OwO may xDD minyistew +;;w;; To them :3 accowdingwy. +UwU PWOVOST. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU do ^.^ mowe than :3 that, >_> if ^.^ mowe :3 wewe nyeedfuw. + +Entew ;;w;; JUWIET + +x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes onye; :3 a :33 gentwewoman of >_> minye, +UwU Who, falling uWu in x3 the ^w^ fwaws of her UwU own youth, +>_< Hath ^.^ bwistew'd her report. :33 She >_> is with child; +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that ^w^ got :33 it, >w< sentenc'd- :3 a xDD young x3 man +uWu Mowe ;;w;; fit to UwU do anyothew xDD such offence +Than ^-^ die fow UwU this. +x3 DUKE. x3 When ^w^ must ^.^ he die? +UwU PWOVOST. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU do >_< think, ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +:33 [To ;;w;; JUWIET] UwU I uWu have x3 pwovided fow uWu you; xDD stay ^-^ awhiwe +xDD And xDD you UwU shaww be >_< conducted. +x3 DUKE. uWu Wepent UwU you, >w< faiw one, of x3 the x3 sin xDD you :33 cawwy? +JULIET. UwU I do; ÚwÚ and UwU beaw x3 the ^-^ shame UwU most :33 patientwy. +x3 DUKE. I'll >_< teach xDD you >w< how xDD you UwU shaww arraign x3 youw OwO conscience, +xDD And >_> twy x3 youw :3 penyitence, >_> if >w< it be >_> sound +:33 Ow UwU howwowwy put :3 on. +JULIET. I'll gwadwy UwU weawn. +x3 DUKE. Wuv xDD you x3 the x3 man :3 that wrong'd you? +JULIET. Yes, >_< as UwU I wuv x3 the OwO woman :3 that wrong'd ^.^ him. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ So >w< then, >w< it seems, x3 youw UwU most >w< offencefuw ;;w;; act +Was OwO mutuawwy :33 committed. +JULIET. x3 Mutuawwy. +x3 DUKE. UwU Then UwU was x3 youw x3 sin of heaview uWu kind than ÚwÚ his. +JULIET. UwU I UwU do x3 confess :33 it, ÚwÚ and wepent :33 it, :33 fathew. +x3 DUKE. 'Tis :3 meet >_> so, ;;w;; daughtew; >_> but xDD west xDD you UwU do wepent +;;w;; As :3 that x3 the x3 sin hath ^.^ bwought xDD you to ÚwÚ this UwU shame, +>_< Which sorrow >_> is awways toward ;;w;; ouwsewves, nyot ^.^ heaven, +^.^ Showing ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd nyot ^-^ spawe heaven >_< as ^.^ we wuv :33 it, +OwO But >_< as ^.^ we stand uWu in >w< feaw- +JULIET. UwU I UwU do wepent ;;w;; me >_< as >w< it >_> is >w< an x3 eviw, +xDD And OwO take x3 the ^-^ shame with ^-^ joy. +x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe rest. +uWu Youw pawtnyew, >_< as UwU I heaw, ^w^ must ^-^ die ^.^ to-mowwow, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am x3 going with :33 instwuction to ^.^ him. +Gwace OwO go with you! Benedicite! uWu Exit +JULIET. :3 Must ^-^ die ^.^ to-mowwow! >_< O, xDD injuwious waw, +:33 That wespites ;;w;; me :3 a >w< wife x3 whose xDD vewy uWu comfowt +Is still :3 a dying >_> howwow! +UwU PWOVOST. 'Tis pity of ^.^ him. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +:33 ANGEWO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ANGEWO + +OwO ANGEWO. x3 When UwU I ^.^ wouwd pray ÚwÚ and >_< think, UwU I think ÚwÚ and pray +;;w;; To sevewaw xDD subjects. uWu Heaven hath x3 my :33 empty wowds, +Whilst x3 my invention, hearing nyot x3 my ;;w;; tongue, +Anchors on ÚwÚ Isabew. uWu Heaven uWu in x3 my uWu mouth, +;;w;; As >_> if UwU I uWu did >_> but >w< onwy chew :33 his :33 nyame, +xDD And uWu in x3 my >_< heawt x3 the >w< stwong ÚwÚ and xDD swewwing eviw +Of x3 my conception. uWu The >w< state wheweon UwU I xDD studied +Is, ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ thing ^.^ being often wead, +Grown sewe ÚwÚ and :33 tedious; >w< yea, x3 my gravity, +Whewein- wet nyo x3 man hear me- UwU I OwO take pride, +Could UwU I with ^w^ boot change fow >w< an idle plume +>_< Which x3 the ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ beats fow OwO vain. x3 O pwace, x3 O ÚwÚ fowm, +How often dost xDD thou with >w< thy case, >w< thy habit, +Wrench OwO awe from :3 foows, ÚwÚ and :33 tie x3 the wiser >w< souws +;;w;; To >w< thy UwU fawse >_> seeming! :33 Bwood, xDD thou awt blood. +:3 Wet's >w< wwite OwO 'good >_> angew' on x3 the >_> deviw's ^-^ hown; +'Tis nyot x3 the >_> deviw's >w< cwest. + +Entew SEWVANT + +How now, OwO who's OwO thewe? +SEWVANT. x3 Onye Isabel, :3 a ^-^ sistew, desiwes x3 access to OwO you. +OwO ANGEWO. :3 Teach her x3 the >_> way. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] x3 O OwO heavens! +Why does x3 my :3 bwood OwO thus muster to x3 my uWu heawt, +^.^ Making both >w< it xDD unyabwe fow itsewf +xDD And >_> dispossessing aww x3 my othew parts +Of ^.^ nyecessawy fitnyess? +^w^ So :33 pway x3 the >_< foowish x3 thwongs with one :3 that ÚwÚ swoons; +:3 Come aww to OwO hewp :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ stop x3 the ^w^ aiw +^-^ By which ^.^ he >_> shouwd >w< wevive; ÚwÚ and even UwU so +uWu The general x3 subject to :3 a x3 weww-wish'd x3 king +uWu Quit uWu theiw UwU own >_> pawt, ÚwÚ and uWu in ^.^ obsequious fondness +Crowd to :33 his >_> pwesence, :3 whewe uWu theiw untaught wuv +:3 Must >_< nyeeds appeaw OwO offence. + +Entew >_> ISABEWWA + +How now, >w< faiw maid? +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am come to ^.^ knyow x3 youw pleasure. +OwO ANGEWO. :33 That xDD you ^w^ might ^.^ knyow >w< it ^.^ wouwd much xDD bettew uWu pwease ;;w;; me +Than to ;;w;; demand >_> what UwU 'tis. uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew ;;w;; cannyot wive. +>w< ISABEWWA. Even so! uWu Heaven >_< keep x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! +OwO ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Yet OwO may ^.^ he ^w^ wive awhiwe, x3 and, >w< it OwO may be, +;;w;; As ^-^ wong >_< as xDD you ow x3 I; yet ^.^ he ^w^ must die. +>w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Undew x3 youw ^-^ sentence? +OwO ANGEWO. xDD Yea. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ When? UwU I :33 beseech uWu you; :3 that uWu in :33 his wepwieve, +Wongew ow shorter, ^.^ he OwO may be UwU so :3 fitted +:33 That :33 his :3 souw >w< sicken not. +OwO ANGEWO. uWu Ha! OwO Fie, these :33 fiwthy UwU vices! ^.^ It :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ good +;;w;; To UwU pawdon ^.^ him :3 that hath from ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 stow'n +^-^ A x3 man xDD awweady made, >_< as to :3 wemit +^-^ Theiw ^w^ saucy sweetness :3 that UwU do ^-^ coin heaven's x3 image +^w^ In stamps :3 that OwO awe forbid; UwU 'tis aww >_< as ^w^ easy +;;w;; Fawsewy to OwO take OwO away :3 a >w< wife true UwU made +;;w;; As to put >_< metaw uWu in :33 westwainyed means +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a UwU fawse onye. +>w< ISABEWWA. 'Tis uWu set down UwU so uWu in ^.^ heaven, >_> but nyot uWu in ;;w;; eawth. +OwO ANGEWO. x3 Say xDD you so? UwU Then UwU I UwU shaww pose xDD you >w< quickwy. +>_< Which xDD had xDD you rather- :3 that x3 the UwU most >w< just law +Now >_> took x3 youw brother's :33 wife; or, to xDD wedeem :3 him, +Give x3 up x3 youw >w< body to xDD such x3 sweet uncleanness +;;w;; As ^.^ she :3 that ^.^ he hath ^w^ stain'd? +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU Siw, ^-^ bewieve :33 this: +UwU I xDD had rather UwU give x3 my >w< body than x3 my ^-^ souw. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I tawk nyot of x3 youw ^.^ souw; UwU ouw OwO compeww'd :3 sins +;;w;; Stand ^.^ mowe fow ^w^ nyumbew than fow accompt. +>w< ISABEWWA. How >_> say you? +OwO ANGEWO. Nyay, I'll nyot :33 wawwant :33 that; fow UwU I ^.^ can speak +^w^ Against x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I :3 say. Answer to :33 this: +I, nyow x3 the uWu voice of x3 the wecowded waw, +:33 Pwonyounce :3 a :33 sentence on x3 youw brother's :33 wife; +^.^ Might there nyot be :3 a xDD chawity uWu in x3 sin +;;w;; To :3 save ÚwÚ this brother's :33 wife? +>w< ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you to ;;w;; do't, +I'll OwO take >w< it >_< as :3 a peril to x3 my :3 souw +^.^ It >_> is nyo x3 sin uWu at all, >_> but charity. +OwO ANGEWO. Pleas'd xDD you to do't uWu at peril of x3 youw x3 souw, +^.^ Wewe equal ^.^ poise of x3 sin ÚwÚ and charity. +>w< ISABEWWA. :33 That UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ beg :33 his :3 wife, >_> if >w< it be ^w^ sin, +uWu Heaven wet ;;w;; me UwU beaw :3 it! >_> You ÚwÚ gwanting of x3 my ^.^ suit, +;;w;; If :3 that be ^w^ sin, I'll >_< make >w< it x3 my ;;w;; mown :3 pwayew +;;w;; To uWu have >w< it >_< added to x3 the :33 fauwts of >_> minye, +xDD And >_< nyothing of x3 youw answer. +OwO ANGEWO. Nyay, >_> but hear OwO me; +uWu Youw sense puwsues nyot minye; xDD eithew xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ ignyowant +:33 Ow xDD seem >_> so, ;;w;; cwaftiwy; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's nyot UwU good. +>w< ISABEWWA. Let ;;w;; me be ignorant, ÚwÚ and uWu in >_< nyothing ÚwÚ good +OwO But x3 gwaciouswy to ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^-^ bettew. +OwO ANGEWO. ^-^ Thus ^.^ wisdom wishes to appeaw UwU most uWu bwight +x3 When >w< it xDD doth ÚwÚ tax >_< itsewf; >_< as these black ^-^ masks +ÚwÚ Pwocwaim >w< an >_> enshiewded beauty ;;w;; ten times :33 woudew +Than beauty couwd, display'd. OwO But mark ;;w;; me: +;;w;; To be uWu weceived pwain, I'll speak ^.^ mowe >_> gwoss- +uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is to die. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ So. +OwO ANGEWO. xDD And :33 his offence >_> is >_> so, >_< as >w< it appeaws, +Accountant to x3 the law ;;w;; upon :3 that OwO pain. +>w< ISABEWWA. :3 Twue. +OwO ANGEWO. ^.^ Admit nyo othew uWu way to :3 save :33 his :3 wife, +;;w;; As UwU I uWu subscwibe nyot :3 that, nor xDD any ÚwÚ othew, +But, uWu in x3 the ^-^ woss of ^.^ question, :3 that UwU you, :33 his ^-^ sistew, +Finding >_> youwsewf desir'd of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ pewson +>_< Whose cwedit with x3 the ^w^ judge, ow UwU own great pwace, +Could :3 fetch x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew from x3 the >w< manyacwes +Of x3 the >_< aww-binding UwU waw; ÚwÚ and :3 that there :3 wewe +No ÚwÚ eawthwy >_> mean to :3 save ^.^ him >_> but :3 that xDD eithew +>_> You ^w^ must uWu way down x3 the :3 tweasuwes of x3 youw >w< body +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this supposed, ow >_> ewse to wet ^.^ him >w< suffew- +>_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^-^ do? +>w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; As much fow x3 my poor ÚwÚ bwothew >_< as >_< mysewf; +:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 wewe UwU I :33 undew x3 the terms of UwU death, +xDD Th' x3 impwession of >_> keen OwO whips ;;w;; I'd ^-^ weaw >_< as rubies, +xDD And stwip mysewf to :33 death >_< as to :3 a x3 bed +:33 That OwO wonging uWu have :33 been >w< sick for, ere ;;w;; I'd yield +OwO My >w< body x3 up to ;;w;; shame. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU Then ^w^ must x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew die. +>w< ISABEWWA. xDD And >w< 'twewe x3 the ^.^ cheapew >_< way: +uWu Bettew >w< it :3 wewe :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew >w< died uWu at >_> once +Than :3 that :3 a ^-^ sistew, ^.^ by redeeming :3 him, +Should ^-^ die fow ever. +OwO ANGEWO. ^.^ Wewe nyot UwU you, >w< then, >_< as UwU cwuew >_< as x3 the :33 sentence +:33 That xDD you uWu have UwU swandew'd so? +>w< ISABEWWA. Ignominy uWu in wansom ÚwÚ and fwee UwU pawdon +^w^ Awe of >w< two :33 houses: ÚwÚ wawfuw xDD mewcy +Is >_< nyothing ^-^ kin to fouw redemption. +OwO ANGEWO. >_> You ^w^ seem'd of wate to >_< make x3 the law :3 a tyrant; +xDD And rather ^.^ pwov'd x3 the x3 swiding of x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew +^-^ A ^.^ mewwiment than :3 a >w< vice. +>w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my ^.^ wowd! ^.^ It ;;w;; oft ^w^ fawws ^.^ out, +;;w;; To uWu have >_> what ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd have, ^.^ we speak nyot >_> what ^.^ we UwU mean: +UwU I ^-^ something UwU do UwU excuse x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I ^-^ hate +For :33 his ^w^ advantage :3 that UwU I ÚwÚ deawwy love. +OwO ANGEWO. We OwO awe aww frail. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ Ewse wet x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_> die, +;;w;; If nyot :3 a fedary >_> but >w< onwy ^.^ he +Owe ÚwÚ and >_< succeed >w< thy weakness. +OwO ANGEWO. Nyay, x3 women OwO awe frail UwU too. +>w< ISABEWWA. Ay, >_< as x3 the glasses :3 whewe ;;w;; they x3 view ^.^ themsewves, +>_< Which OwO awe >_< as ^w^ easy broke >_< as ;;w;; they >_< make fowms. +xDD Women, OwO hewp :3 heaven! OwO Men uWu theiw :3 cweation >_> maw +^w^ In ;;w;; pwofiting ^.^ by OwO them. Nyay, caww >_> us ;;w;; ten times frail; +For ^.^ we OwO awe soft >_< as UwU ouw UwU compwexions awe, +xDD And credulous to UwU fawse >_> pwints. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I think >w< it well; +xDD And from ÚwÚ this testimony of x3 youw UwU own ;;w;; sex, +Since UwU I ^.^ suppose ^.^ we OwO awe UwU made to be nyo stronger +Than :33 fauwts OwO may ;;w;; shake UwU ouw ^.^ fwames, wet ;;w;; me be bowd. +UwU I UwU do ;;w;; awwest x3 youw ÚwÚ wowds. ^w^ Be :3 that xDD you awe, +:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 a >_< woman; >_> if xDD you be >_> mowe, ÚwÚ you'we x3 nyonye; +;;w;; If xDD you be one, >_< as xDD you OwO awe weww express'd +^-^ By aww ÚwÚ extewnyaw >_< wawwants, x3 show >w< it nyow +^-^ By ^.^ putting on x3 the ^w^ destin'd >w< wivewy. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I uWu have nyo >_> tongue >_> but onye; gentwe, x3 my uWu wowd, +Let ;;w;; me xDD intweat xDD you speak x3 the xDD fowmew >_> wanguage. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU Pwainwy xDD conceive, UwU I wuv OwO you. +>w< ISABEWWA. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew uWu did wuv Juwiet, +xDD And xDD you tell ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww ^-^ die xDD fow't. +OwO ANGEWO. >w< He UwU shaww >_> nyot, Isabel, >_> if xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me love. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw viwtue hath :3 a x3 wicense OwO in't, +>_< Which ;;w;; seems :3 a xDD wittwe fouwew than >w< it ;;w;; is, +;;w;; To pluck on ÚwÚ othews. +OwO ANGEWO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, on >_< minye honyouw, +OwO My wowds express x3 my puwpose. +>w< ISABEWWA. uWu Ha! xDD wittwe honour to be much uWu bewiev'd, +xDD And UwU most pewnyicious puwpose! Seeming, >_> seeming! +UwU I xDD wiww :3 pwocwaim ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ Angewo, wook xDD fow't. +:33 Sign ;;w;; me :3 a xDD pwesent UwU pawdon fow x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew +:3 Ow, with >w< an ;;w;; outstwetch'd throat, I'll tell x3 the wowwd >_< awoud +>_> What x3 man xDD thou art. +OwO ANGEWO. Who xDD wiww ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ thee, Isabel? +OwO My >_> unsoiw'd :33 nyame, x3 th' austereness of x3 my :3 wife, +OwO My ÚwÚ vouch OwO against UwU you, ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 pwace :33 i' x3 th' state, +Will UwU so x3 youw :33 accusation overweigh +:33 That xDD you UwU shaww stifwe uWu in x3 youw UwU own wepowt, +xDD And smell of >_< cawumny. UwU I uWu have begun, +xDD And nyow UwU I UwU give x3 my sensual race x3 the >_< wein: +Fit >w< thy >_< consent to x3 my ^-^ shawp x3 appetite; +Way ^.^ by aww nyicety ÚwÚ and pwowixious blushes +:33 That banyish >_> what ;;w;; they sue ^w^ fow; xDD wedeem >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew +^-^ By yiewding x3 up >w< thy >w< body to x3 my :33 wiww; +:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ he ^w^ must nyot >w< onwy ^-^ die x3 the UwU death, +OwO But >w< thy unkindnyess UwU shaww :33 his :33 death dwaw x3 out +;;w;; To x3 wing'wing sufferance. Answer ;;w;; me ^.^ to-mowwow, +:3 Ow, ^.^ by x3 the :3 affection :3 that nyow xDD guides ;;w;; me :3 most, +I'll ^-^ pwuv :3 a tyrant to ^.^ him. ;;w;; As fow UwU you, +x3 Say >_> what xDD you >_< can: x3 my UwU fawse ÚwÚ o'ewweighs x3 youw true. uWu Exit +>w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom >_> shouwd UwU I UwU compwain? Did UwU I tell uWu this, +Who ^.^ wouwd ^-^ bewieve me? x3 O :33 pewiwous mouths +:33 That UwU beaw uWu in them one ÚwÚ and x3 the sewf-same >_> tongue +^-^ Eithew of condemnyation ow approof, +xDD Bidding x3 the law >_< make :3 cuwtsy to uWu theiw :33 wiww; +OwO Hooking both >w< wight ÚwÚ and wrong to x3 th' uWu appetite, +;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow >_< as >w< it ^.^ dwaws! I'll to x3 my ^-^ bwothew. +;;w;; Though ^.^ he hath fall'n ^.^ by ÚwÚ pwomptuwe of x3 the bwood, +ÚwÚ Yet hath ^.^ he uWu in ^.^ him xDD such :3 a ^-^ mind of honour +^.^ That, xDD had ^.^ he ÚwÚ twenty heads to xDD tendew down +On ÚwÚ twenty bwoody ;;w;; bwocks, >w< he'd yield them x3 up +^.^ Befowe :33 his :3 sistew >_> shouwd her >w< body >_< stoop +;;w;; To xDD such >_> abhoww'd x3 powwution. +Then, Isabel, ^w^ wive chaste, x3 and, brother, die: +uWu Mowe than UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is UwU ouw >_< chastity. +I'll tell ^.^ him yet of >w< Angewo's ÚwÚ wequest, +xDD And ;;w;; fit :33 his ^-^ mind to UwU death, fow :33 his x3 souw's rest. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The :3 pwison + +Entew ^w^ DUKE, disguised >_< as x3 befowe, :33 CWAUDIO, ÚwÚ and PWOVOST + +x3 DUKE. So, xDD then xDD you UwU hope of UwU pawdon from Lord x3 Angewo? +CLAUDIO. uWu The >w< misewabwe uWu have nyo othew medicinye +OwO But >w< onwy >_> hope: +UwU I uWu have UwU hope to Eve, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am pwepaw'd to die. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be ^w^ absowute fow ÚwÚ death; xDD eithew :33 death ow >w< wife +Shall theweby be x3 the :33 sweetew. ^w^ Weason OwO thus with life. +;;w;; If UwU I UwU do wose ÚwÚ thee, UwU I UwU do wose :3 a ^.^ thing +:33 That >_< nyonye >_> but foows ^.^ wouwd keep. ^-^ A UwU bweath xDD thou awt, +Sewviwe to aww x3 the >w< skyey uWu infwuences, +:33 That dost ÚwÚ this ^w^ habitation :3 whewe xDD thou :3 keep'st +:3 Houwwy affwict. Mewewy, xDD thou awt UwU Death's foow; +For ^.^ him xDD thou >w< wabouw'st ^.^ by >w< thy :33 fwight to UwU shun +xDD And yet >w< wun'st toward ^.^ him xDD stiww. ^.^ Thou awt nyot noble; +For aww x3 th' accommodations :3 that xDD thou >_< beaw'st +^w^ Awe nurs'd ^.^ by basenyess. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; 'wt ^.^ by nyo means valiant; +For xDD thou dost feaw x3 the soft ÚwÚ and xDD tendew ^w^ fowk +Of :3 a poor ÚwÚ wowm. x3 Thy best of xDD west >_> is sweep, +xDD And :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; oft provok'st; yet grossly ^w^ feaw'st +x3 Thy UwU death, which >_> is nyo more. ^.^ Thou awt nyot xDD thysewf; +For xDD thou uWu exists on UwU many :3 a thousand :33 gwains +:33 That x3 issue x3 out of dust. Happy xDD thou awt x3 nyot; +For >_> what xDD thou x3 hast >_> nyot, still xDD thou ;;w;; stwiv'st to ÚwÚ get, +xDD And >_> what xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, :3 fowget'st. ^.^ Thou awt nyot ^-^ cewtain; +For >w< thy >_< compwexion ^.^ shifts to ;;w;; stwange ^-^ effects, +>w< Aftew x3 the x3 moon. ;;w;; If xDD thou awt rich, >w< thou'wt poor; +For, ^.^ wike >w< an >w< ass x3 whose back with UwU ingots xDD bows, +^.^ Thou >_< beaw'st >w< thy x3 heavy ^w^ wiches >_> but :3 a jouwnyey, +xDD And >_> Death UwU unwoads thee. >_> Fwiend x3 hast xDD thou x3 nyonye; +For ^.^ thinye UwU own bowels which UwU do caww uWu thee >w< siwe, +uWu The mere ^.^ effusion of >w< thy OwO pwopew >_< woins, +Do UwU cuwse x3 the OwO gout, :3 sewpigo, ÚwÚ and x3 the rheum, +For >w< ending uWu thee nyo soonyew. ^.^ Thou x3 hast nor :33 youth nor age, +But, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, >w< an >_> aftew-dinnyew's sweep, +Dweaming on both; fow aww >w< thy blessed :33 youth +>_> Becomes >_< as aged, ÚwÚ and xDD doth ÚwÚ beg x3 the :3 awms +Of palsied ewd; ÚwÚ and when xDD thou awt ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and rich, +^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 nyeithew ^.^ heat, :33 affection, ÚwÚ wimb, nor >w< beauty, +;;w;; To >_< make >w< thy ^w^ wiches ^.^ pweasant. x3 What's yet uWu in ÚwÚ this +:33 That bears x3 the xDD nyame of :33 wife? ÚwÚ Yet uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< wife +Lie >_< hid ^-^ moe thousand deaths; yet :33 death ^.^ we ;;w;; feaw, +:33 That x3 makes these ^w^ odds aww xDD even. +CLAUDIO. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank OwO you. +;;w;; To sue to x3 wive, UwU I find UwU I >_> seek to :3 die; +^.^ And, UwU seeking UwU death, find life. Let >w< it come :3 on. +>w< ISABEWWA. :33 [Within] What, ho! :3 Peace ^.^ hewe; xDD gwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ;;w;; company! +UwU PWOVOST. Who's OwO thewe? :3 Come UwU in; x3 the ÚwÚ wish >_> desewves :3 a x3 wewcome. +x3 DUKE. >_< Deaw ^w^ siw, ere ^-^ wong I'll x3 visit xDD you ;;w;; again. +CLAUDIO. :3 Most >w< howy ^w^ siw, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. + +Entew >_> ISABEWWA + +>w< ISABEWWA. OwO My business >_> is :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow >w< two with ^-^ Cwaudio. +UwU PWOVOST. xDD And xDD vewy x3 wewcome. x3 Wook, signior, hewe's x3 youw sister. +x3 DUKE. >w< Pwovost, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +UwU PWOVOST. ;;w;; As UwU many >_< as xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. +x3 DUKE. Bring ;;w;; me to hear them :3 speak, :3 whewe UwU I OwO may be :3 conceaw'd. +Exeunt ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and PWOVOST +CLAUDIO. >_> Nyow, ^-^ sistew, UwU what's x3 the comfowt? +>w< ISABEWWA. Why, +;;w;; As aww UwU comfowts >_< awe; UwU most UwU good, UwU most UwU good, indeed. +Lord ^w^ Angewo, xDD having affairs to ^.^ heaven, +Intends xDD you fow :33 his UwU swift :3 ambassadow, +Whewe xDD you UwU shaww be >w< an everlasting :33 weigew. +>_< Thewefowe, x3 youw best ;;w;; appointment >_< make with ÚwÚ speed; +>_< To-mowwow xDD you uWu set :3 on. +CLAUDIO. Is there nyo remedy? +>w< ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but xDD such wemedy as, to :3 save :3 a head, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ cweave :3 a >_< heawt uWu in >_< twain. +CLAUDIO. OwO But >_> is there >_> any? +>w< ISABEWWA. Yes, brother, xDD you OwO may live: +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a deviwish xDD mewcy uWu in x3 the ^w^ judge, +;;w;; If you'ww :3 impwowe :33 it, :3 that xDD wiww fwee x3 youw :3 wife, +OwO But ÚwÚ fettew xDD you >w< tiww death. +CLAUDIO. Perpetual durance? +>w< ISABEWWA. Ay, x3 just; pewpetuaw ^w^ duwance, :3 a ;;w;; westwaint, +;;w;; Though aww x3 the OwO wowwd's :33 vastidity xDD you :33 had, +;;w;; To :3 a ;;w;; detewmin'd scope. +CLAUDIO. OwO But uWu in >_> what ^.^ nyatuwe? +>w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a one as, xDD you >_< consenting >_> to't, +Wouwd >_< bawk x3 youw honour from :3 that UwU twunk xDD you >_> beaw, +xDD And OwO weave xDD you nyaked. +CLAUDIO. Let ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow x3 the point. +>w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, UwU I UwU do feaw ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ Cwaudio; ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; quake, +Lest xDD thou :3 a feverous >w< wife shouwdst >_< entewtain, +xDD And six ow ÚwÚ seven >w< wintews ^.^ mowe wespect +Than :3 a pewpetuaw honyouw. uWu Daw'st xDD thou die? +uWu The sense of :33 death >_> is UwU most uWu in uWu appwehension; +xDD And x3 the poor >w< beetwe :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; twead ;;w;; upon +^w^ In corporal sufferance ÚwÚ finds :3 a >_< pang >_< as great +;;w;; As when :3 a giant OwO dies. +CLAUDIO. Why UwU give xDD you ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this shame? +^w^ Think xDD you UwU I ^.^ can :3 a uWu wesowution :3 fetch +Fwom flow'ry ^.^ tendewnyess? ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ must >_> die, +UwU I xDD wiww x3 encountew >w< dawknyess >_< as :3 a bride +xDD And hug >w< it uWu in >_< minye arms. +>w< ISABEWWA. >_> Thewe x3 spake x3 my bwothew; there x3 my father's :3 gwave +Did :33 uttew fowth :3 a voice. Yes, xDD thou ^w^ must die: +^.^ Thou awt ^w^ too x3 nyobwe to >_< consewve :3 a >w< wife +^w^ In UwU base ^-^ appwiances. This ^.^ outwawd-sainted deputy, +>_< Whose ^-^ settwed >w< visage ÚwÚ and deliberate ;;w;; wowd +^.^ Nyips :33 youth :33 i' x3 th' head, ÚwÚ and follies xDD doth enew +;;w;; As fawcon xDD doth x3 the fowl, >_> is yet :3 a >_< deviw; +ÚwÚ His fiwth within ^.^ being :3 cast, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd appeaw +^-^ A pond >_< as >_> deep >_< as uWu heww. +CLAUDIO. uWu The OwO pwecise uWu Angewo! +>w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, UwU 'tis x3 the x3 cunnying :33 wivewy of heww +uWu The UwU damnyed'st >w< body to ;;w;; invest ÚwÚ and UwU cuvw +^w^ In OwO pwecise :3 guawds! uWu Dost xDD thou >_< think, Claudio, +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd yield ^.^ him x3 my ^w^ viwginyity +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ mightst be freed? +CLAUDIO. x3 O OwO heavens! >w< it ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. +>w< ISABEWWA. Yes, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> give't ÚwÚ thee, from ÚwÚ this rank ^-^ offence, +^w^ So to ^-^ offend ^.^ him xDD stiww. This night's x3 the time +:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do >_> what UwU I abhow to :33 nyame, +:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD thou ^.^ diest ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +CLAUDIO. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot >_< do't. +>w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, :3 wewe >w< it >_> but x3 my wife! +;;w;; I'd ^-^ thwow >w< it down fow x3 youw dewivewance +;;w;; As fwankwy >_< as :3 a pin. +CLAUDIO. >_< Thanks, uWu deaw ÚwÚ Isabew. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ Be :3 weady, Claudio, fow x3 youw :33 death ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +CLAUDIO. x3 Yes. x3 Has ^.^ he affections uWu in ^.^ him +:33 That OwO thus ^.^ can >_< make ^.^ him ^-^ bite x3 the law ^.^ by x3 th' x3 nyose +x3 When ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd force :33 it? Sure >w< it >_> is nyo sin; +:33 Ow of x3 the deadwy ÚwÚ seven >w< it >_> is x3 the weast. +>w< ISABEWWA. >_< Which >_> is x3 the xDD weast? +CLAUDIO. ;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe :3 damnyabwe, ^.^ he ^.^ being UwU so >_< wise, +Why ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he fow x3 the momentawy twick +^w^ Be :3 pewduwabwy :33 fin'd?- x3 O Isabew! +>w< ISABEWWA. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my bwothew? +CLAUDIO. >_> Death >_> is :3 a x3 feawfuw >_> thing. +>w< ISABEWWA. xDD And :33 shamed >w< wife :3 a hateful. +CLAUDIO. Ay, >_> but to >_> die, ÚwÚ and OwO go ^.^ we ^.^ knyow nyot uWu whewe; +;;w;; To >_< wie uWu in UwU cowd :33 obstwuction, ÚwÚ and to wot; +This ^-^ sensibwe wawm >_> motion to :33 become +^-^ A knyeaded ^.^ cwod; ÚwÚ and x3 the dewighted ^w^ spiwit +;;w;; To ^.^ bathe uWu in fiery xDD fwoods ow to >w< weside +^w^ In thwiwwing wegion of thick-wibbed :33 ice; +;;w;; To be impwison'd uWu in x3 the x3 viewwess winds, +xDD And >_> bwown with restless x3 viowence ;;w;; wound about +uWu The pendent wowwd; ow to be xDD wowse than worst +Of UwU those :3 that wawwess ÚwÚ and incewtain xDD thought +Imagine howwing- UwU 'tis ^w^ too howwibwe. +uWu The ^.^ weawiest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< woathed ^-^ wowwdwy >w< wife +:33 That age, uWu ache, xDD penyuwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ impwisonment, +UwU Can uWu way on ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is :3 a paradise +;;w;; To >_> what ^.^ we feaw of death. +>w< ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ awas! +CLAUDIO. ÚwÚ Sweet ^-^ sistew, wet ;;w;; me wive. +>_> What x3 sin xDD you UwU do to :3 save :3 a brother's :3 wife, +ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ;;w;; dispenses with x3 the ^.^ deed UwU so uWu faw +:33 That >w< it x3 becomes :3 a ÚwÚ viwtue. +>w< ISABEWWA. x3 O xDD you beast! +x3 O faithless OwO cowawd! x3 O ;;w;; dishonyest OwO wwetch! +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be UwU made :3 a x3 man x3 out of x3 my x3 vice? +^-^ Is't nyot :3 a uWu kind of uWu incest to OwO take >w< wife +Fwom ^.^ thinye UwU own OwO sistew's shame? >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I x3 think? +uWu Heaven OwO shiewd x3 my mothew pway'd x3 my >w< fathew :33 faiw! +For xDD such :3 a wawped swip of wiwdewnyess +Nye'ew issu'd from :33 his blood. ^.^ Take x3 my ^.^ defiance; +x3 Die; x3 pewish. ^.^ Might >_> but x3 my x3 bending down +UwU Wepwieve uWu thee from >w< thy fate, >w< it >_> shouwd ^-^ pwoceed. +I'll pray :3 a thousand >_< pwayews fow >w< thy UwU death, +No ;;w;; wowd to :3 save thee. +CLAUDIO. Nyay, hear uWu me, ÚwÚ Isabew. +>w< ISABEWWA. x3 O >_< fie, >_< fie, fie! +x3 Thy xDD sin's nyot accidentaw, >_> but :3 a twade. +^w^ Mewcy to uWu thee ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pwuv itsewf :3 a ^w^ bawd; +'Tis best :3 that xDD thou ^.^ diest >w< quickwy. +CLAUDIO. >_< O, hear uWu me, UwU Isabewwa. + +^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ DUKE + +x3 DUKE. Vouchsafe :3 a word, xDD young ^-^ sistew, >_> but one OwO wowd. +>w< ISABEWWA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Might xDD you ^w^ dispense with x3 youw >_> weisuwe, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by uWu have +x3 some ÚwÚ speech with uWu you; x3 the >_< satisfaction UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD wequiwe >_> is +>_< wikewise x3 youw UwU own benefit. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I uWu have nyo supewfwuous leisure; x3 my xDD stay ^w^ must be :33 stowen x3 out +of othew affaiws; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww >_< attend xDD you OwO awhiwe. +:3 [Wawks apart] +x3 DUKE. UwU Son, UwU I uWu have uvwheawd >_> what hath :33 pass'd ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw +sister. :3 Angewo xDD had >_< nyevew x3 the OwO puwpose to corrupt >w< hew; >w< onwy ^.^ he hath +UwU made >w< an OwO assay of her viwtue to x3 pwactise :33 his ^w^ judgment with x3 the +uWu disposition of natures. >_> She, xDD having x3 the uWu twuth of honour uWu in hew, +hath UwU made ^.^ him :3 that >_> gwacious denial which ^.^ he >_> is UwU most uWu gwad to +OwO weceive. UwU I ^w^ am confessor to ^w^ Angewo, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this to be true; +>_< thewefowe >_> pwepawe >_> youwsewf to death. Do nyot satisfy x3 youw +uWu wesowution with hopes :3 that OwO awe ÚwÚ fawwibwe; to-mowwow xDD you ^w^ must :3 die; +OwO go to x3 youw knees ÚwÚ and >_< make weady. +CLAUDIO. Let ;;w;; me ^w^ ask x3 my :3 sistew pardon. UwU I ^w^ am UwU so x3 out of wuv with >w< wife +:3 that UwU I xDD wiww sue to be x3 wid of :3 it. +x3 DUKE. :33 Howd xDD you :33 thewe. uWu Faweweww. ;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ CWAUDIO] >w< Pwovost, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with +OwO you. + +^.^ We-entew PWOVOST + +UwU PWOVOST. x3 What's x3 youw :33 wiww, father? +x3 DUKE. ^.^ That, nyow xDD you OwO awe come, xDD you xDD wiww be ;;w;; gonye. Weave ;;w;; me :3 a OwO whiwe +with x3 the >_> maid; x3 my ^-^ mind ÚwÚ pwomises with x3 my OwO habit nyo ^-^ woss UwU shaww :33 touch +her ^.^ by x3 my UwU company. +UwU PWOVOST. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good uWu time. uWu Exit PWOVOST +x3 DUKE. uWu The uWu hand :3 that hath UwU made xDD you >w< faiw hath UwU made xDD you good; x3 the +xDD goodnyess :3 that >_> is cheap uWu in beauty x3 makes beauty bwief uWu in :3 goodnyess; +>_> but gwace, ^.^ being x3 the :3 souw of x3 youw ÚwÚ compwexion, UwU shaww >_< keep x3 the >w< body +of >w< it OwO evew >_< faiw. uWu The OwO assauwt :3 that :3 Angewo hath UwU made to UwU you, +:3 fowtunye hath ;;w;; convey'd to x3 my ;;w;; undewstanding; x3 and, >_> but :3 that frailty +hath xDD exampwes fow :33 his fawwing, UwU I >_> shouwd wonder uWu at Angewo. How +xDD wiww xDD you UwU do to :3 content ÚwÚ this x3 substitute, ÚwÚ and to :3 save x3 youw bwothew? +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am nyow x3 going to wesowve him; UwU I xDD had rather x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew +^-^ die ^.^ by x3 the law than x3 my >_< son >_> shouwd be xDD unwawfuwwy born. But, >_< O, >w< how +much >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke >_> deceiv'd uWu in uWu Angewo! ;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ he wetuwn, ÚwÚ and +UwU I ^.^ can speak to :3 him, UwU I xDD wiww open x3 my lips uWu in vain, ow OwO discuvw :33 his +>_< guvwnment. +x3 DUKE. :33 That UwU shaww nyot be much >_< amiss; ^w^ yet, >_< as x3 the ;;w;; mattew nyow stands, +^.^ he xDD wiww avoid x3 youw ^-^ accusation: ^.^ he UwU made uWu twiaw of xDD you onwy. +Therefore :33 fasten x3 youw ear on x3 my >w< advisings; to x3 the wuv UwU I uWu have uWu in +xDD doing ÚwÚ good :3 a wemedy presents itself. UwU I UwU do >_< make mysewf ^-^ bewieve +:3 that xDD you OwO may UwU most ^.^ upwighteouswy UwU do :3 a poor ;;w;; wwonged uWu wady :3 a ;;w;; mewited +>_> benyefit; xDD wedeem x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew from x3 the angry UwU waw; UwU do nyo stain to +x3 youw UwU own >_> gwacious ÚwÚ pewson; ÚwÚ and much uWu pwease x3 the absent ;;w;; Duke, >_> if +pewadventuwe ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO evew ^-^ wetuwn to uWu have hearing of ÚwÚ this +business. +>w< ISABEWWA. Let ;;w;; me hear xDD you speak ^.^ fawthew; UwU I uWu have ^w^ spiwit to UwU do +;;w;; anything :3 that >_> appeaws nyot fouw uWu in x3 the uWu twuth of x3 my >w< spiwit. +x3 DUKE. x3 Viwtue >_> is >w< bowd, ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess >_< nyevew fearful. :3 Have xDD you nyot +heard speak of :33 Mawianya, x3 the :3 sistew of ÚwÚ Fwedewick, x3 the great +soldier who ^-^ miscawwied uWu at ^-^ sea? +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I uWu have heard of x3 the UwU wady, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good wowds OwO went with her +nyame. +x3 DUKE. :33 She >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 Angewo uWu have ^w^ mawwied; UwU was :33 affianced to her ^.^ by +;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< nyuptiaw :33 appointed; ^-^ between which time of x3 the +ÚwÚ contwact ÚwÚ and wimit of x3 the solemnity her ÚwÚ bwothew Frederick UwU was +^.^ wweck'd uWu at :33 sea, xDD having uWu in :3 that perished vessel x3 the ^.^ dowwy of :33 his +sister. OwO But mark >w< how >_> heaviwy ÚwÚ this UwU befeww to x3 the poor gentwewoman: +there ^.^ she wost :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and uWu wenyownyed brother, uWu in :33 his wuv toward +her OwO evew UwU most uWu kind ÚwÚ and nyatuwaw; with ^.^ him x3 the portion ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sinyew of +her fowtunye, her ^-^ mawwiage-dowwy; with xDD both, her UwU combinyate +^.^ husband, ÚwÚ this weww-seeming Angewo. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU Can ÚwÚ this be so? Did :3 Angewo UwU so OwO weave OwO hew? +x3 DUKE. Left her uWu in her ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and dwied nyot one of them with :33 his +uWu comfowt; ^.^ swawwowed :33 his x3 vows ^-^ whowe, ^.^ pwetending uWu in her :3 discuvwies +of UwU dishonyouw; uWu in ÚwÚ few, ÚwÚ bestow'd her on her UwU own wamentation, which +^.^ she yet ^-^ weaws fow :33 his >_< sake; ÚwÚ and xDD he, :3 a OwO mawbwe to her ^-^ teaws, >_> is +washed with ÚwÚ them, >_> but wewents not. +>w< ISABEWWA. >_> What :3 a merit :3 wewe >w< it uWu in :33 death to OwO take ÚwÚ this poor >_< maid from +x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! >_> What ^.^ cowwuption uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< wife :3 that >w< it xDD wiww wet ÚwÚ this x3 man +x3 wive! OwO But >w< how x3 out of ÚwÚ this ^.^ can ^.^ she ÚwÚ avaiw? +x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a rupture :3 that xDD you OwO may easily :3 heaw; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< cuwe of >w< it +nyot >w< onwy >w< saves x3 youw brother, >_> but keeps xDD you from x3 dishonyouw uWu in +xDD doing :3 it. +>w< ISABEWWA. uWu Show ;;w;; me how, ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. +x3 DUKE. This ÚwÚ fowenyamed >_< maid hath yet uWu in her x3 the ^.^ continyuance of her +xDD fiwst ^w^ affection; :33 his :33 unjust ;;w;; unkindnyess, :3 that uWu in aww reason >_> shouwd +uWu have quenched her xDD wuv, :33 hath, ^.^ wike >w< an x3 impediment uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ cuwwent, +UwU made >w< it ^.^ mowe :3 viowent ÚwÚ and unruly. Go xDD you to Angewo; answew :33 his +^.^ wequiwing with :3 a pwausibwe obedience; agree with :33 his uWu demands to +x3 the ^-^ point; >w< onwy :3 wefew >_> youwsewf to ÚwÚ this advantage: ÚwÚ fiwst, :3 that +x3 youw xDD stay with ^.^ him OwO may nyot be xDD wong; :3 that x3 the time OwO may uWu have aww +:3 shadow ÚwÚ and :3 siwence uWu in uWu it; ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 pwace answew to convenience. +This ^.^ being >_> gwanted uWu in couwse- ÚwÚ and nyow xDD fowwows all: ^.^ we UwU shaww +;;w;; advise ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wwonged >_< maid to OwO stead x3 up x3 youw >_< appointment, OwO go uWu in x3 youw +;;w;; pwace. ;;w;; If x3 the x3 encountew :3 acknyowwedge itsewf heweaftew, >w< it OwO may +compel ^.^ him to her recompense; ÚwÚ and UwU hewe, ^.^ by uWu this, >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew +^-^ saved, x3 youw honour x3 untainted, x3 the poor uWu Mawianya advantaged, ÚwÚ and +x3 the corrupt OwO deputy scawed. uWu The >_< maid xDD wiww UwU I fwame ÚwÚ and >_< make ;;w;; fit fow +:33 his attempt. ;;w;; If xDD you think weww to carry ÚwÚ this >_< as xDD you may, x3 the +UwU doubwenyess of x3 the ^-^ benyefit uWu defends x3 the ;;w;; deceit from reproof. >_> What +think xDD you of :33 it? +>w< ISABEWWA. uWu The x3 image of >w< it ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me :3 content already; ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 twust >w< it +xDD wiww gwow to :3 a UwU most :33 pwospewous perfection. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ It wies much uWu in x3 youw uWu howding :33 up. Haste xDD you :33 speediwy to +Angewo; >_> if fow ÚwÚ this >w< nyight ^.^ he entweat xDD you to :33 his ^.^ bed, UwU give ^.^ him +promise of satisfaction. UwU I xDD wiww presently to Saint Wuke's; thewe, +uWu at x3 the moated grange, UwU wesides ÚwÚ this >_< dejected :3 Mawianya. At :3 that +:33 pwace caww ;;w;; upon OwO me; ÚwÚ and dispatch with ^w^ Angewo, :3 that >w< it OwO may be +>w< quickwy. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow ÚwÚ this UwU comfowt. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. +Exeunt uWu sevewawwy + + + + +Scene UwU II. +uWu The :3 stweet >w< befowe x3 the :3 pwison + +OwO Entew, on one side, ÚwÚ DUKE disguised >_< as befowe; on x3 the ÚwÚ othew, >_> EWBOW, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with POMPEY -EWBOW. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if there >w< be nyo ^.^ wemedy uWu fow it, uWu but UwU that you uWu wiww ^.^ nyeeds -^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women >_< wike ;;w;; beasts, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the -x3 wowwd dwink xDD bwown ÚwÚ and >_> white >w< bastawd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 O >_< heavens! what stuff :3 is hewe? -xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ 'Twas never >_> mewwy x3 wowwd ÚwÚ since, >_> of two UwU usuwies, OwO the mewwiest -ÚwÚ was >w< put down, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ wowsew >_< awwow'd uWu by owdew >_> of OwO waw :3 a furr'd -UwU gown ^-^ to ^-^ keep him :3 wawm; ÚwÚ and furr'd with :3 fox uWu on lamb-skins UwU too, ^-^ to -signify UwU that craft, being wichew than :3 innyocency, ^-^ stands uWu fow OwO the -ÚwÚ facing. -EWBOW. Come >_> youw >_< way, sir. ^w^ Bwess you, good fathew ÚwÚ fwiaw. -ÚwÚ DUKE. And you, good bwothew father. What OwO offence ;;w;; hath :3 this man :3 made -you, sir? -EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu offended OwO the waw; :3 and, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we UwU take him -^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ thief UwU too, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; found x3 upon ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, :3 a -ÚwÚ stwange OwO pickwock, ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to OwO the deputy. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 Fie, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 a OwO bawd, :3 a ;;w;; wicked :33 bawd! -The evil UwU that :3 thou OwO causest ^-^ to >w< be >_< donye, -:33 That :3 is >w< thy :3 means ^-^ to wive. Do :3 thou uWu but ÚwÚ think -What 'tis ^-^ to uWu cwam :3 a :3 maw ^w^ ow cwothe :3 a xDD back -From such :3 a fiwthy ÚwÚ vice; uWu say ^-^ to thyself -'From theiw abominable ÚwÚ and >_> beastwy UwU touches -I x3 dwink, I >w< eat, awway ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and :3 wive.' -OwO Canst :3 thou believe >w< thy :3 wiving :3 is :3 a xDD wife, -^w^ So x3 stinkingwy ^.^ depending? uWu Go ÚwÚ mend, >w< go >_> mend. -xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ it OwO does ^-^ stink in >w< some sort, siw; uWu but >_> yet, ;;w;; siw, -I would ;;w;; pwuv- -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ have >w< given ÚwÚ thee pwoofs uWu fow uWu sin, -Thou xDD wiwt ^w^ pwuv ^-^ his. ;;w;; Take him ^-^ to x3 pwison, officer; -Cowwection ÚwÚ and ^w^ instwuction >w< must uWu both wowk -Ewe :3 this wude beast uWu wiww uWu pwofit. -EWBOW. ÚwÚ He >w< must before OwO the >w< deputy, siw; ^.^ he >_> has >w< given him warning. -The uWu deputy cannyot >_> abide :3 a uWu whowemastew; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be :3 a whowemongew, -ÚwÚ and comes before ^w^ him, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe as good >w< go :3 a UwU miwe uWu on his UwU ewwand. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 That ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe aww, as >w< some would ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^.^ be, -From ^-^ ouw fauwts, as his faults ^-^ fwom >_> seeming, xDD fwee. -EWBOW. His neck uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> youw >_> waist- :3 a cowd, sir. - -x3 Entew WUCIO - -xDD POMPEY. I UwU spy OwO comfowt; I x3 cwy bail. Here's :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and :3 a fwiend ->_> of x3 minye. -uWu WUCIO. OwO How nyow, x3 nyobwe OwO Pompey! >_> What, at OwO the ^-^ wheews >_> of Caesar? Awt -:3 thou wed in twiumph? >_> What, :3 is there UwU nyonye >_> of uWu Pygmawion's ^w^ images, -newly :3 made woman, ^-^ to >w< be xDD had :3 nyow uWu fow OwO putting OwO the hand in OwO the -;;w;; pocket ÚwÚ and :3 extwacting ^.^ it xDD cwutch'd? What ^w^ wepwy, ha? What xDD say'st -:3 thou ^-^ to :3 this tunye, matter, ÚwÚ and >_> method? :3 Is't ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwown'd >w< i' th' -last wain, ha? What xDD say'st thou, twot? ^-^ Is OwO the x3 wowwd as ^.^ it OwO was, -man? ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^w^ way? ^-^ Is ^.^ it sad, ÚwÚ and xDD few wowds? ^w^ ow ^-^ how? The -xDD twick >_> of it? -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Stiww thus, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus; still uWu wowse! -uWu WUCIO. OwO How doth my dear morsel, >w< thy mistwess? xDD Pwocuwes ^.^ she stiww, -ha? -xDD POMPEY. :33 Twoth, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath eaten OwO up >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ beef, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is -x3 hewsewf in OwO the xDD tub. -uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis >w< good; ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of xDD it; ^.^ it >w< must >w< be >w< so; >w< evew ->_> youw ^.^ fwesh xDD whowe ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< powdew'd UwU bawd- OwO an unshunn'd ->_< consequence; ^.^ it >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ so. Awt ^-^ going ^-^ to x3 pwison, ;;w;; Pompey? -xDD POMPEY. x3 Yes, :33 faith, sir. -uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ^.^ nyot amiss, ^-^ Pompey. Farewell; ÚwÚ go, uWu say I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee -thithew. >_< Fow ^-^ debt, uWu Pompey- ^w^ ow ^-^ how? -EWBOW. >_< Fow being :3 a OwO bawd, uWu fow being :3 a bawd. -uWu WUCIO. Weww, then, imprison >_> him. >w< If impwisonment >w< be OwO the :3 due >_> of :3 a -OwO bawd, >_> why, 'tis his >_> wight. ;;w;; Bawd :3 is ^.^ he >_> doubtwess, ÚwÚ and >_> of -antiquity, :33 too; bawd-born. Faweweww, good ^-^ Pompey. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to -OwO the x3 pwison, ^-^ Pompey. You uWu wiww xDD tuwn good xDD husband nyow, Pompey; you -uWu wiww ^-^ keep OwO the >_< house. -xDD POMPEY. I hope, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw good wowship uWu wiww >w< be my bail. -uWu WUCIO. No, :3 indeed, uWu wiww I ;;w;; nyot, Pompey; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 weaw. I uWu wiww -pray, UwU Pompey, ^-^ to OwO incwease >_> youw bondage. >w< If you UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ nyot -:33 patientwy, >_> why, >_> youw mettle :3 is OwO the more. ^-^ Adieu >_> twusty ^-^ Pompey. -^w^ Bwess you, ÚwÚ fwiaw. -ÚwÚ DUKE. And you. -uWu WUCIO. uWu Does >w< Bwidget x3 paint stiww, UwU Pompey, ha? -EWBOW. Come >_> youw :33 ways, siw; come. -xDD POMPEY. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bail me then, sir? -uWu WUCIO. >_> Then, UwU Pompey, :3 nyow OwO nyow. What UwU nyews ÚwÚ abwoad, friar? what x3 nyews? -EWBOW. Come >_> youw :33 ways, siw; come. -uWu WUCIO. uWu Go ^-^ to ^w^ kennyew, UwU Pompey, ^.^ go. - ->_< Exeunt >w< EWBOW, POMPEY ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS - -What UwU nyews, >_> fwiaw, >_> of OwO the OwO Duke? -ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow none. ^w^ Can you tell me >_> of any? -uWu WUCIO. uWu Some uWu say ^.^ he :3 is with OwO the UwU Empewow >_> of Wussia; uWu othew some, ^.^ he :3 is -in Rome; uWu but xDD whewe :3 is >_< he, ÚwÚ think you? -ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot where; uWu but whewesoevew, I ^w^ wish him :33 weww. -uWu WUCIO. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a mad fantasticaw xDD twick >_> of him ^-^ to >_< steaw ^-^ fwom OwO the -OwO state ÚwÚ and usurp OwO the beggary ^.^ he ÚwÚ was never :3 bown x3 to. Wowd x3 Angewo -dukes ^.^ it ;;w;; weww in his >w< absence; ^.^ he ^-^ puts transgression to't. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He OwO does ;;w;; weww >w< in't. -uWu WUCIO. OwO A wittwe ^-^ mowe lenity ^-^ to lechery would ^-^ do nyo harm in him; -xDD something xDD too :33 cwabbed UwU that >_< way, ÚwÚ fwiaw. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too ^w^ genyewaw :3 a ;;w;; vice, ÚwÚ and sevewity >w< must cure it. -uWu WUCIO. x3 Yes, in good UwU sooth, OwO the OwO vice :3 is >_> of :3 a gweat kindred; ^.^ it :3 is -;;w;; weww awwied; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is impossibwe ^-^ to UwU extiwp ^.^ it ÚwÚ quite, >_> fwiaw, ÚwÚ tiww -;;w;; eating ÚwÚ and uWu dwinking >w< be >w< put down. ^.^ They uWu say :3 this x3 Angewo ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot -:3 made uWu by man ÚwÚ and ^-^ woman aftew :3 this downwight uWu way >_> of creation. ^-^ Is ^.^ it -true, ÚwÚ think you? -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How shouwd ^.^ he >w< be made, ^.^ then? -uWu WUCIO. uWu Some wepowt :3 a uWu sea-maid ^w^ spawn'd him; some, UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ;;w;; begot -:3 between two stock-fishes. But ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that when ^.^ he makes ->w< watew his ^.^ uwinye :3 is congeaw'd ice; UwU that I xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be true. And ^.^ he -:3 is :3 a motion generative; that's >_< infawwibwe. -ÚwÚ DUKE. You awe ÚwÚ pweasant, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and speak >_< apace. -uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ruthless xDD thing :3 is :3 this in ^w^ him, uWu fow OwO the webewwion ->_> of :3 a x3 codpiece ^-^ to UwU take away OwO the life >_> of :3 a ^w^ man! Wouwd OwO the UwU Duke UwU that -:3 is ÚwÚ absent ^.^ have x3 donye uWu this? Ewe ^.^ he would ^.^ have ;;w;; hang'd :3 a man uWu fow OwO the -;;w;; getting :3 a ^-^ hundwed :33 bastawds, ^.^ he would ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid uWu fow OwO the nyuwsing :3 a -UwU thousand. ÚwÚ He xDD had >w< some feeling >_> of OwO the :33 spowt; ^.^ he knew OwO the UwU sewvice, -ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ instwucted him ^-^ to uWu mewcy. -ÚwÚ DUKE. I never heard OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU Duke >w< much detected uWu fow UwU women; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was -^.^ nyot ;;w;; incwin'd UwU that way. -uWu WUCIO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, you awe deceiv'd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >_< possibwe. -uWu WUCIO. >w< Who- ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO Duke? x3 Yes, >_> youw >_< beggaw >_> of fifty; ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; use -ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< put :3 a ducat in xDD hew cwack-dish. The UwU Duke xDD had cwotchets in ->_> him. ÚwÚ He would >w< be dwunk :33 too; UwU that let me infowm you. -ÚwÚ DUKE. You ^-^ do him ^.^ wwong, >_> suwewy. -uWu WUCIO. >_> Siw, I ÚwÚ was OwO an >_< inwawd >_> of ^-^ his. OwO A ^w^ shy :3 fewwow ÚwÚ was OwO the Duke; ÚwÚ and -I believe I xDD knyow OwO the cause >_> of his withdrawing. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, I ;;w;; pwithee, UwU might >w< be OwO the cause? -uWu WUCIO. No, pawdon; 'tis :3 a >w< secwet >w< must >w< be wock'd within OwO the UwU teeth -ÚwÚ and OwO the lips; uWu but :3 this I can let you undewstand: OwO the gweatew file ->_> of OwO the :33 subject held OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ to >w< be >_< wise. -ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Wise? ÚwÚ Why, nyo xDD question uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. -uWu WUCIO. OwO A vewy xDD supewficiaw, ignyowant, >_> unweighing fewwow. -ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Eithew :3 this :3 is >_< envy in you, folly, ^w^ ow x3 mistaking; OwO the vewy -^w^ stweam >_> of his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ businyess ^.^ he ;;w;; hath hewmed, xDD must, x3 upon :3 a -^w^ wawwanted ^w^ nyeed, ^w^ give him :3 a better proclamation. >_> Wet him >w< be uWu but -testimonyied in his >_> own bwingings-fowth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww :3 appeaw ^-^ to -OwO the ÚwÚ envious :3 a >_< schowaw, :3 a ÚwÚ statesman, ÚwÚ and :3 a sowdiew. OwO Thewefowe you -speak ^w^ unskiwfuwwy; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if >_> youw knowledge >w< be :3 mowe, ^.^ it :3 is >w< much -dawk'nyed in >_> youw malice. -uWu WUCIO. >_> Siw, I xDD knyow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I love >_> him. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ tawks with better ^.^ knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and knowledge with ^w^ deawew -wuv. -uWu WUCIO. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow what I know. -ÚwÚ DUKE. I can hardly believe UwU that, >_< since you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you speak. -But, ^-^ if >w< evew OwO the UwU Duke return, as ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pwayews awe ^.^ he >w< may, let me -desiwe you ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> youw ÚwÚ answew before >_> him. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be >w< honyest you -^.^ have spoke, you ^.^ have :33 couwage ^-^ to maintain xDD it; I x3 am bound ^-^ to caww -x3 upon OwO you; ÚwÚ and I pray you >_> youw name? -uWu WUCIO. >_> Siw, my name :3 is >_< Wucio, ;;w;; weww OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO the >_> Duke. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww xDD knyow you :3 bettew, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if I ^-^ may live ^-^ to wepowt you. -uWu WUCIO. I ;;w;; feaw you not. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, you >w< hope OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww xDD wetuwn nyo ^-^ mowe; ^w^ ow you ÚwÚ imaginye me -xDD too unhurtful OwO an opposite. But, :3 indeed, I can ^-^ do you wittwe ^w^ hawm: -^w^ you'ww forswear :3 this again. -uWu WUCIO. I'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd >_> fiwst. Thou art :33 deceiv'd in uWu me, ÚwÚ fwiaw. But nyo -^-^ mowe >_> of ÚwÚ this. OwO Canst :3 thou tell ^-^ if ^.^ Cwaudio die to-morrow ^w^ ow nyo? -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he x3 die, sir? -uWu WUCIO. Why? >_< Fow ^w^ fiwwing :3 a >_< bottwe with :3 a tun-dish. I would OwO the UwU Duke -^-^ we talk >_> of ;;w;; wewe wetuwn'd again. :3 This ungenyituw'd uWu agent uWu wiww -ÚwÚ unpeopwe OwO the >_< pwovince with continency; xDD spawwows >w< must ^.^ nyot build in -his xDD house-eaves ^.^ because uWu they awe lecherous. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ yet would -^.^ have dark deeds darkly answewed; ^.^ he would never bwing them ^-^ to ->_> wight. Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe x3 wetuwn'd! x3 Mawwy, :3 this ^.^ Cwaudio :3 is xDD condemnyed -uWu fow x3 untwussing. Faweweww, good friar; I ÚwÚ pwithee pray uWu fow >_> me. The -Duke, I uWu say ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu again, would xDD eat ^w^ mutton uWu on :3 Fwidays. >w< He's ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ past ^.^ it yet; :3 and, I uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^.^ he would OwO mouth with :3 a >_< beggaw ->w< though ^.^ she >_> smewt xDD bwown xDD bwead ÚwÚ and :3 gawwic. Say UwU that I ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. ->w< Faweweww. Exit -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyo UwU might :3 nyow greatness in mowtawity -^w^ Can ÚwÚ censuwe :3 scape; UwU back-wounding xDD cawumny -The xDD whitest :3 viwtue strikes. What ;;w;; king OwO so >w< stwong -^w^ Can OwO tie OwO the ^-^ gaww OwO up in OwO the >w< swandewous tongue? -But ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew ^.^ ESCAWUS, ÚwÚ PWOVOST, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with -;;w;; MISTWESS OVERDONE - -ESCAWUS. Go, away with xDD hew ^-^ to prison. -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. Good my lord, >w< be good ^-^ to me; >_> youw uWu honyouw :3 is -;;w;; accounted :3 a mewcifuw >w< man; good my :33 wowd. -ESCAWUS. Doubwe ÚwÚ and >_< twebwe ^.^ admonyition, ÚwÚ and still uWu fowfeit in OwO the ->_> same ;;w;; kind! :3 This would ^-^ make UwU mewcy uWu sweaw ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the tyrant. -PROVOST. OwO A uWu bawd >_> of eleven ;;w;; yeaws' :33 continyuance, ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw +;;w;; EWBOW. Nyay, >_> if there be nyo wemedy fow :33 it, >_> but :3 that xDD you xDD wiww >_< nyeeds +UwU buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and x3 women ^.^ wike xDD beasts, ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have aww x3 the +wowwd ÚwÚ dwink >_> bwown ÚwÚ and ^-^ white bastawd. +x3 DUKE. x3 O OwO heavens! >_> what ^w^ stuff >_> is hewe? +uWu POMPEY. >_< 'Twas >_< nyevew ^.^ mewwy wowwd since, of >w< two usuries, x3 the >w< mewwiest +UwU was put ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> wowsew UwU awwow'd ^.^ by order of law :3 a ÚwÚ fuww'd +ÚwÚ gown to >_< keep ^.^ him warm; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fuww'd with fox on lamb-skins :3 too, to +:33 signyify :3 that >w< cwaft, ^.^ being xDD wichew than innyocency, >w< stands fow x3 the +xDD facing. +;;w;; EWBOW. :3 Come x3 youw :3 way, sir. :3 Bwess UwU you, ÚwÚ good >w< fathew fwiaw. +x3 DUKE. xDD And UwU you, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ bwothew :33 fathew. >_> What offence hath ÚwÚ this x3 man UwU made +UwU you, UwU siw? +;;w;; EWBOW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he hath uWu offended x3 the UwU waw; x3 and, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we OwO take ^.^ him +to be :3 a UwU thief :3 too, ^w^ siw, fow ^.^ we uWu have >_> found ;;w;; upon :3 him, ^w^ siw, :3 a +;;w;; stwange ^w^ pickwock, which ^.^ we uWu have sent to x3 the xDD deputy. +x3 DUKE. OwO Fie, sirrah, :3 a ^w^ bawd, :3 a wicked >w< bawd! +uWu The eviw :3 that xDD thou UwU causest to be :33 donye, +:33 That >_> is >w< thy means to wive. Do xDD thou >_> but think +>_> What UwU 'tis to ;;w;; cwam :3 a >_> maw ow UwU cwothe :3 a back +Fwom xDD such :3 a :33 fiwthy vice; >_> say to >w< thysewf +UwU 'Fwom uWu theiw UwU abominyabwe ÚwÚ and OwO beastwy >_> touches +UwU I dwink, UwU I uWu eat, awway myself, ÚwÚ and wive.' +ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou ^-^ bewieve >w< thy UwU wiving >_> is :3 a :3 wife, +^w^ So OwO stinkingwy OwO depending? Go >_> mend, OwO go >w< mend. +uWu POMPEY. >w< Indeed, >w< it does ;;w;; stink uWu in x3 some sort, siw; >_> but ^w^ yet, ^w^ siw, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< pwuv- +x3 DUKE. Nyay, >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw uWu have UwU given uWu thee proofs fow ^w^ sin, +^.^ Thou wiwt ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ his. ^.^ Take ^.^ him to pwison, >w< officew; +Correction ÚwÚ and :33 instwuction ^w^ must both ^.^ wowk +Ere ÚwÚ this wude beast xDD wiww uWu pwofit. +;;w;; EWBOW. >w< He ^w^ must >w< befowe x3 the deputy, siw; ^.^ he >_> has UwU given ^.^ him wawnying. +uWu The OwO deputy ;;w;; cannyot abide :3 a ^w^ whowemastew; >_> if ^.^ he be :3 a UwU whowemongew, +ÚwÚ and x3 comes >w< befowe :3 him, ^.^ he :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ good OwO go :3 a miwe on :33 his ^-^ ewwand. +x3 DUKE. :33 That ^.^ we :3 wewe all, >_< as x3 some ^.^ wouwd xDD seem to be, +Fwom UwU ouw fauwts, >_< as :33 his :33 fauwts from ^.^ seeming, >w< fwee. +;;w;; EWBOW. ÚwÚ His x3 nyeck xDD wiww come to x3 youw OwO waist- :3 a >_< cowd, sir. + +Entew WUCIO + +uWu POMPEY. UwU I ^w^ spy uWu comfowt; UwU I cwy ^w^ baiw. >_> Hewe's :3 a gentweman, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 fwiend +of ^w^ minye. +LUCIO. How now, x3 nyobwe Pompey! What, uWu at x3 the ^.^ wheews of ^-^ Caesaw? Awt +xDD thou x3 wed uWu in >w< twiumph? What, >_> is there >_< nyonye of Pygmalion's ;;w;; images, +x3 nyewwy UwU made ^w^ woman, to be xDD had nyow fow ^.^ putting x3 the uWu hand uWu in x3 the +uWu pocket ÚwÚ and >_> extwacting >w< it cwutch'd? >_> What reply, ^.^ ha? >_> What say'st +xDD thou to ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ tunye, >w< mattew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; method? ^-^ Is't nyot >w< dwown'd :33 i' x3 th' +>w< wast rain, ^.^ ha? >_> What say'st UwU thou, twot? Is x3 the wowwd >_< as >w< it UwU was, +man? >_< Which >_> is x3 the >w< way? Is >w< it :3 sad, ÚwÚ and x3 few xDD wowds? ow ÚwÚ how? uWu The +twick of :33 it? +x3 DUKE. UwU Stiww thus, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thus; still wowse! +LUCIO. How xDD doth x3 my uWu deaw mowsew, >w< thy mistwess? Procures ^.^ she still, +^.^ ha? +uWu POMPEY. Troth, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she hath eaten x3 up aww her beef, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is +herself uWu in x3 the tub. +LUCIO. Why, UwU 'tis good; >w< it >_> is x3 the >w< wight of uWu it; >w< it ^w^ must be so; OwO evew +x3 youw >w< fwesh whore ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD powdew'd bawd- >w< an unshunn'd +xDD consequence; >w< it ^w^ must be :3 so. Awt x3 going to pwison, :3 Pompey? +uWu POMPEY. Yes, ^w^ faith, sir. +LUCIO. Why, UwU 'tis nyot xDD amiss, :3 Pompey. Farewell; x3 go, >_> say UwU I sent uWu thee +xDD thithew. For ^.^ debt, xDD Pompey- ow ÚwÚ how? +;;w;; EWBOW. For ^.^ being :3 a ^w^ bawd, fow ^.^ being :3 a UwU bawd. +LUCIO. xDD Weww, >w< then, ;;w;; impwison ^.^ him. ;;w;; If imprisonment be x3 the >_< due of :3 a +^w^ bawd, >w< why, UwU 'tis :33 his ÚwÚ wight. Bawd >_> is ^.^ he doubtless, ÚwÚ and of +:33 antiquity, :3 too; ;;w;; bawd-bown. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good :3 Pompey. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to +x3 the pwison, :3 Pompey. >_> You xDD wiww turn ÚwÚ good :33 husband now, xDD Pompey; xDD you +xDD wiww >_< keep x3 the ÚwÚ house. +uWu POMPEY. UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wowship xDD wiww be x3 my ^w^ baiw. +LUCIO. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, xDD wiww UwU I >_> nyot, xDD Pompey; >w< it >_> is nyot x3 the weaw. UwU I xDD wiww +pray, Pompey, to incwease x3 youw bondage. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO take >w< it nyot +patientwy, >w< why, x3 youw mettle >_> is x3 the more. ^-^ Adieu trusty :3 Pompey. +:3 Bwess UwU you, fwiaw. +x3 DUKE. xDD And OwO you. +LUCIO. ÚwÚ Does :33 Bwidget OwO paint still, Pompey, ^.^ ha? +;;w;; EWBOW. :3 Come x3 youw >w< ways, siw; x3 come. +uWu POMPEY. >_> You xDD wiww nyot xDD baiw ;;w;; me >w< then, UwU siw? +LUCIO. Then, Pompey, nor now. >_> What nyews >_> abwoad, friar? >_> what nyews? +;;w;; EWBOW. :3 Come x3 youw >w< ways, siw; x3 come. +LUCIO. Go to kennyew, Pompey, ÚwÚ go. + +Exeunt >_> EWBOW, POMPEY ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS + +>_> What news, >_< fwiaw, of x3 the Duke? +x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ knyow none. UwU Can xDD you tell ;;w;; me of >_> any? +LUCIO. ;;w;; Some >_> say ^.^ he >_> is with x3 the >_> Empewow of :3 Wussia; othew some, ^.^ he >_> is +uWu in Rome; >_> but :3 whewe >_> is xDD he, think you? +x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot uWu whewe; >_> but ^.^ whewesoevew, UwU I ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him well. +LUCIO. ^.^ It UwU was :3 a ^-^ mad OwO fantasticaw twick of ^.^ him to ^.^ steaw from x3 the +>w< state ÚwÚ and usuwp x3 the :33 beggawy ^.^ he UwU was >_< nyevew bown ;;w;; to. Lord :3 Angewo +>_< dukes >w< it weww uWu in :33 his ^w^ absence; ^.^ he puts twansgwession to't. +x3 DUKE. >w< He does weww ÚwÚ in't. +LUCIO. ^-^ A xDD wittwe ^.^ mowe lenity to lechery ^.^ wouwd UwU do nyo x3 hawm uWu in him; +^-^ something ^w^ too >w< cwabbed :3 that :3 way, fwiaw. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too general :3 a xDD vice, ÚwÚ and :33 sevewity ^w^ must >w< cuwe :3 it. +LUCIO. Yes, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth, x3 the :33 vice >_> is of :3 a great :33 kindwed; >w< it >_> is +weww >_> awwied; >_> but >w< it >_> is xDD impossibwe to :33 extiwp >w< it UwU quite, >_< fwiaw, >w< tiww +uWu eating ÚwÚ and UwU dwinking be put down. ^-^ They >_> say ÚwÚ this :3 Angewo UwU was nyot +UwU made ^.^ by x3 man ÚwÚ and OwO woman ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ this downwight uWu way of x3 cweation. Is >w< it +^-^ twue, think you? +x3 DUKE. How >_> shouwd ^.^ he be made, ^w^ then? +LUCIO. ;;w;; Some wepowt :3 a >w< sea-maid spawn'd him; some, :3 that ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ begot +^-^ between >w< two x3 stock-fishes. OwO But >w< it >_> is xDD cewtain :3 that when ^.^ he x3 makes +UwU watew :33 his xDD uwinye >_> is x3 congeaw'd :33 ice; :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow to be true. xDD And ^.^ he +>_> is :3 a >_> motion generative; ^w^ that's infallible. +x3 DUKE. >_> You OwO awe uWu pweasant, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and speak :33 apace. +LUCIO. Why, >_> what :3 a ;;w;; wuthwess ^.^ thing >_> is ÚwÚ this uWu in :3 him, fow x3 the ;;w;; webewwion +of :3 a ^.^ codpiece to OwO take OwO away x3 the >w< wife of :3 a ;;w;; man! Wouwd x3 the >w< Duke :3 that +>_> is absent uWu have donye :3 this? Ere ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 hang'd :3 a x3 man fow x3 the +UwU getting :3 a :3 hundwed bastards, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have paid fow x3 the nursing :3 a +ÚwÚ thousand. >w< He xDD had x3 some :33 feewing of x3 the >_< spowt; ^.^ he UwU knyew x3 the sewvice, +ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 instwucted ^.^ him to mercy. +x3 DUKE. UwU I >_< nyevew heard x3 the absent >w< Duke much xDD detected fow ^w^ women; ^.^ he UwU was +nyot ^-^ incwin'd :3 that >_> way. +LUCIO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; deceiv'd. +x3 DUKE. 'Tis nyot UwU possibwe. +LUCIO. OwO Who- nyot x3 the Duke? Yes, x3 youw beggar of ^.^ fifty; ÚwÚ and :33 his use +UwU was to put :3 a ;;w;; ducat uWu in her >w< cwack-dish. uWu The >w< Duke xDD had ^-^ cwotchets uWu in +^.^ him. >w< He ^.^ wouwd be UwU dwunk :3 too; :3 that wet ;;w;; me infowm OwO you. +x3 DUKE. >_> You UwU do ^.^ him wwong, :33 suwewy. +LUCIO. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU was >w< an inward of ÚwÚ his. ^-^ A shy fewwow UwU was x3 the ^-^ Duke; ÚwÚ and +UwU I ^-^ bewieve UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the cause of :33 his withdrawing. +x3 DUKE. What, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^w^ might be x3 the ^w^ cause? +LUCIO. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; pawdon; UwU 'tis :3 a secret ^w^ must be :3 wock'd within x3 the teeth +ÚwÚ and x3 the lips; >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU I ^.^ can wet xDD you undewstand: x3 the :33 gweatew file +of x3 the x3 subject hewd x3 the >w< Duke to be uWu wise. +x3 DUKE. >_> Wise? Why, nyo ;;w;; question >_> but ^.^ he uWu was. +LUCIO. ^-^ A xDD vewy ;;w;; supewficiaw, ignorant, :3 unweighing UwU fewwow. +x3 DUKE. ^-^ Eithew ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 envy uWu in UwU you, >_> fowwy, ow xDD mistaking; x3 the xDD vewy +stweam of :33 his :3 wife, ÚwÚ and x3 the business ^.^ he hath hewmed, ;;w;; must, ;;w;; upon :3 a +wawwanted need, UwU give ^.^ him :3 a xDD bettew xDD pwocwamation. Let ^.^ him be >_> but +testimonyied uWu in :33 his UwU own bringings-forth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww appeaw to +x3 the envious :3 a ^-^ schowaw, :3 a ^w^ statesman, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO sowdiew. Therefore xDD you +speak UwU unskiwfuwwy; or, >_> if x3 youw >_< knyowwedge be >_> mowe, >w< it >_> is much +dark'ned uWu in x3 youw xDD mawice. +LUCIO. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I wuv ^.^ him. +x3 DUKE. Wuv talks with xDD bettew ^-^ knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and >_< knyowwedge with ÚwÚ deawew +love. +LUCIO. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. +x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ can hardly ^-^ bewieve :3 that, xDD since xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you >_< speak. +But, >_> if OwO evew x3 the >w< Duke wetuwn, >_< as UwU ouw >_< pwayews OwO awe ^.^ he may, wet ;;w;; me +^.^ desiwe xDD you to >_< make x3 youw answew >w< befowe ^.^ him. ;;w;; If >w< it be xDD honyest xDD you +uWu have ;;w;; spoke, xDD you uWu have couwage to ÚwÚ maintain uWu it; UwU I ^w^ am bound to caww +;;w;; upon uWu you; ÚwÚ and UwU I pray xDD you x3 youw :3 nyame? +LUCIO. UwU Siw, x3 my xDD nyame >_> is uWu Wucio, weww ÚwÚ knyown to x3 the uWu Duke. +x3 DUKE. >w< He UwU shaww ^.^ knyow xDD you better, ^w^ siw, >_> if UwU I OwO may ^w^ wive to wepowt OwO you. +LUCIO. UwU I feaw xDD you not. +x3 DUKE. >_< O, xDD you UwU hope x3 the >w< Duke xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn nyo mowe; ow xDD you imagine ;;w;; me +^w^ too >_< unhuwtfuw >w< an UwU opposite. But, :33 indeed, UwU I ^.^ can UwU do xDD you xDD wittwe UwU hawm: +you'ww >w< fowsweaw ÚwÚ this ;;w;; again. +LUCIO. I'll be :33 hang'd fiwst. ^.^ Thou awt >_> deceiv'd uWu in uWu me, fwiaw. OwO But nyo +^.^ mowe of UwU this. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou tell >_> if OwO Cwaudio ^-^ die to-mowwow ow no? +x3 DUKE. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he >_> die, UwU siw? +LUCIO. xDD Why? For filling :3 a bottwe with :3 a tun-dish. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the >w< Duke +^.^ we tawk of :3 wewe wetuwn'd ;;w;; again. This x3 ungenyituw'd agent xDD wiww +xDD unpeopwe x3 the ;;w;; pwovince with continyency; ^.^ spawwows ^w^ must nyot buiwd uWu in +:33 his >_> house-eaves uWu because ;;w;; they OwO awe lecherous. uWu The >w< Duke yet ^.^ wouwd +uWu have dark >_< deeds >_< dawkwy OwO answewed; ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew ;;w;; bwing them to +light. Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe uWu wetuwn'd! OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this OwO Cwaudio >_> is condemnyed +fow >w< untwussing. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good x3 fwiaw; UwU I :33 pwithee pray fow x3 me. uWu The +;;w;; Duke, UwU I >_> say to uWu thee OwO again, ^.^ wouwd eat UwU mutton on Fwidays. He's nyot +x3 past >w< it :33 yet; x3 and, UwU I >_> say to ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd xDD mouth with :3 a beggar +^w^ though ^.^ she >_< smewt >_> bwown ^.^ bwead ÚwÚ and ^-^ gawwic. x3 Say :3 that UwU I uWu said :3 so. +uWu Faweweww. uWu Exit +x3 DUKE. No ^w^ might nor :33 gweatnyess uWu in OwO mowtawity +UwU Can UwU censuwe scape; ^-^ back-wounding cawumny +uWu The UwU whitest viwtue ^-^ stwikes. >_> What x3 king UwU so >w< stwong +UwU Can :33 tie x3 the ^.^ gaww x3 up uWu in x3 the slanderous ^.^ tongue? +OwO But who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew :3 ESCAWUS, :33 PWOVOST, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with +xDD MISTWESS ^w^ OVEWDONyE + +>_< ESCAWUS. ^w^ Go, OwO away with her to x3 pwison. +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, be ÚwÚ good to OwO me; x3 youw honour >_> is +x3 accounted :3 a mewcifuw xDD man; ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. +>_< ESCAWUS. xDD Doubwe ÚwÚ and >w< twebwe xDD admonyition, ÚwÚ and still forfeit uWu in x3 the +same kind! This ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD mewcy >_< sweaw ÚwÚ and :33 pway x3 the tywant. +UwU PWOVOST. ^-^ A ;;w;; bawd of eleven >_> yeaws' continyuance, OwO may >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw. -uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is ^-^ onye >w< Wucio's infowmation x3 against >_> me. -^w^ Mistwess OwO Kate xDD Keepdown ÚwÚ was with >w< chiwd uWu by him in OwO the >w< Duke's time; -^.^ he OwO pwomis'd xDD hew marriage. His >w< chiwd :3 is :3 a yeaw ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew ^.^ owd -come ;;w;; Phiwip ÚwÚ and Jacob; I ^.^ have ^-^ kept ^.^ it mysewf; ÚwÚ and UwU see how ^.^ he :33 goes -about ^-^ to ^w^ abuse >_> me. -ESCAWUS. :33 That :3 fewwow :3 is :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of >w< much UwU wicense. >_> Wet him >w< be xDD caww'd -before ÚwÚ us. :3 Away with xDD hew ^-^ to prison. uWu Go to; nyo ^-^ mowe wowds. [Exeunt -OFFICEWS with ;;w;; MISTWESS x3 OVEWDONyE] uWu Pwovost, my bwothew x3 Angewo uWu wiww -^.^ nyot >w< be x3 awtew'd: ^.^ Cwaudio >w< must die >w< to-mowwow. >_> Wet him >w< be furnish'd -with divinyes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< aww chawitabwe preparation. >w< If my bwothew -wrought uWu by my pity, ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so with >_> him. -PROVOST. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, :3 this ^w^ fwiaw ;;w;; hath >_< been with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and UwU advis'd -him uWu fow th' >_> entewtainment >_> of :33 death. -ESCAWUS. Good >_< even, good father. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Bwiss ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess uWu on xDD you! -ESCAWUS. x3 Of :3 whence awe you? -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot >_> of :3 this xDD countwy, >w< though my uWu chance :3 is :3 nyow -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use ^.^ it uWu fow my xDD time. I x3 am :3 a bwothew -x3 Of >_< gwacious owdew, ^.^ wate come ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ See -UwU In speciaw ^-^ businyess ^-^ fwom his Howinyess. -ESCAWUS. What UwU nyews ÚwÚ abwoad >w< i' th' world? -ÚwÚ DUKE. None, uWu but UwU that there :3 is OwO so gweat :3 a fever uWu on xDD goodnyess UwU that OwO the -x3 dissowution >_> of ^.^ it >w< must cure it. xDD Nyuvwty :3 is only in >_> wequest; :3 and, -as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, as dangewous ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; aged in ^-^ any >w< kind >_> of ^-^ couwse as ^.^ it :3 is -ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; constant in ^-^ any >_> undewtakeing. Thewe :3 is scarce ->w< twuth enough x3 awive ^-^ to ^-^ make :33 societies x3 secuwe; uWu but secuwity enough -^-^ to ^-^ make >w< fewwowships ^w^ accuwst. ^.^ Much x3 upon :3 this ;;w;; widdwe runs OwO the -OwO wisdom >_> of OwO the world. :3 This UwU nyews :3 is ^.^ owd enyough, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is every -UwU day's news. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, >_> of what ^-^ disposition ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO Duke? -ESCAWUS. >_< Onye UwU that, :33 abuv >w< aww uWu othew strifes, :3 contended >w< especiawwy ^-^ to -xDD knyow :3 himsewf. -ÚwÚ DUKE. What ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >w< given UwU to? -ESCAWUS. >_< Wathew ^.^ wejoicing ^-^ to UwU see another >_> mewwy than >_> mewwy at -^w^ anything ;;w;; which profess'd ^-^ to ^-^ make him rejoice; :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of >w< aww -temperance. But xDD weave ^-^ we him ^-^ to his ^.^ events, with :3 a >w< pwayew uWu they -^-^ may ^w^ pwuv pwospewous; ÚwÚ and let me desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow how you find -^.^ Cwaudio OwO pwepaw'd. I x3 am :3 made ^-^ to undewstand UwU that you ^.^ have lent him -:33 visitation. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He professes ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< weceived nyo sinister measuwe ^-^ fwom his -:33 judge, uWu but UwU most willingly x3 humbwes ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to OwO the determination >_> of -:33 justice. >_> Yet xDD had ^.^ he framed ^-^ to himself, uWu by OwO the ^w^ instwuction >_> of his -OwO fwaiwty, many OwO deceiving ^w^ pwomises >_> of life; ;;w;; which OwO I, uWu by my good -leisure, ^.^ have uWu discwedited ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ he :3 is resolv'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. -ESCAWUS. You ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid OwO the uWu heavens >_> youw >_< function, ÚwÚ and OwO the pwisonyew -OwO the vewy >_> debt >_> of >_> youw calling. I ^.^ have labour'd uWu fow OwO the UwU poow -^-^ gentweman ^-^ to OwO the UwU extwemest showe >_> of my >_> modesty; uWu but my bwothew -:33 justice ^.^ have I ;;w;; found OwO so ;;w;; sevewe UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath fowc'd me ^-^ to tell him -^.^ he :3 is >_< indeed >_> Justice. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< If his >_> own life ÚwÚ answew OwO the straitness >_> of his pwoceeding, ^.^ it -uWu shaww ÚwÚ become him ;;w;; weww; wherein ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu chance ^-^ to :33 faiw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath -^-^ sentenc'd :3 himsewf. -ESCAWUS. I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to >w< visit OwO the xDD pwisonyew. Fawe you :33 weww. -ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Peace >w< be with xDD you! >_< Exeunt xDD ESCAWUS ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST - -ÚwÚ He ^-^ who OwO the >_< swowd >_> of >w< heaven uWu wiww bear -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be as holy as severe; -Pattern in ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to >w< knyow, -OwO Gwace ^-^ to ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue ^.^ go; -Mowe :3 nyow less ^-^ to ÚwÚ othews paying ->w< Than uWu by ^.^ sewf-offences >_> weighing. -Shame ^-^ to him uWu whose x3 cwuew xDD stwiking -Kiwws uWu fow faults >_> of his >_> own xDD wiking! -;;w;; Twice >_< twebwe ÚwÚ shame uWu on OwO Angewo, -ÚwÚ To weed my OwO vice ÚwÚ and let his xDD gwow! -:33 O, what ^-^ may man within him >_> hide, -^-^ Though :3 angew uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd OwO side! -OwO How ^-^ may likeness, :3 made in ^.^ cwimes, -UwU Make :3 a practice uWu on OwO the times, -ÚwÚ To dwaw with :33 idwe :3 spidews' ^w^ stwings -uWu Most x3 pondewous ÚwÚ and substantial ^w^ things! -Craft x3 against OwO vice I >w< must ^.^ appwy. -x3 With x3 Angewo ^.^ to-nyight uWu shaww lie -His ^.^ owd ÚwÚ betwothed uWu but :3 despised; -^w^ So disguise ^-^ shaww, uWu by th' x3 disguised, ->_> Pay with :3 fawsehood false exacting, -And OwO pewfowm OwO an ^.^ owd contwacting. Exit - - - - -Act ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. -The :33 moated grange at x3 Saint >w< Duke's - -x3 Entew MAWIANyA; ÚwÚ and xDD BOY ;;w;; singing - -SONG - ->w< Take, :33 O, UwU take x3 those lips ^w^ away, -:33 That OwO so OwO sweetwy ;;w;; wewe ^-^ fowswown; -And x3 those >_> eyes, OwO the >_< bweak >_> of day, -ÚwÚ Wights UwU that ^-^ do OwO miswead OwO the mown; -But my OwO kisses bwing uWu again, bwing ÚwÚ again; -Seals >_> of love, uWu but seal'd in vain, seal'd in vain. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as before - -^w^ MAWIANyA. :33 Bweak x3 off >w< thy song, ÚwÚ and haste ÚwÚ thee uWu quick away; -;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a man >_> of UwU comfowt, uWu whose >_> advice -;;w;; Hath >_< often ;;w;; stiww'd my ^w^ bwawwing discontent. Exit xDD BOY -I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :33 couwd ^w^ wish -You xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found me here OwO so musical. ->_> Wet me ;;w;; excuse uWu me, ÚwÚ and believe me so, -UwU My uWu miwth ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ dispweas'd, uWu but pleas'd my ^w^ woe. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis >w< good; >w< though music ^w^ oft ;;w;; hath such :3 a chawm -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO bad good ÚwÚ and good >_< pwovoke ^-^ to hawm. -I pray you tell me ;;w;; hath anybody ^w^ inquiw'd uWu fow me here to-day. ^.^ Much -x3 upon :3 this UwU time ^.^ have I OwO pwomis'd here ^-^ to ÚwÚ meet. -^w^ MAWIANyA. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been ^w^ inquiw'd OwO aftew; I ^.^ have xDD sat here >w< aww day. - -x3 Entew ISABEWWA - -ÚwÚ DUKE. I ^-^ do constantwy believe you. The UwU time :3 is come x3 even OwO nyow. I -uWu shaww crave >_> youw fowbeawance :3 a ^-^ wittwe. May >w< be I uWu wiww caww x3 upon -you ÚwÚ anyon, uWu fow >w< some ^w^ advantage ^-^ to OwO youwsewf. -^w^ MAWIANyA. I x3 am :33 awways bound ^-^ to you. Exit -ÚwÚ DUKE. Very ;;w;; weww met, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww come. -What :3 is OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom :3 this good ;;w;; deputy? -UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a garden circummur'd with ^-^ bwick, -uWu Whose :3 westewn >_> side :3 is with :3 a ;;w;; vinyeyawd ^-^ back'd; -And ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; vinyeyawd :3 is :3 a ^.^ pwanched xDD gate -:33 That makes his openying with :3 this :3 biggew key; -:3 This uWu othew doth xDD command :3 a wittwe xDD doow -^w^ Which ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; vinyeyawd ^-^ to OwO the garden leads. -Thewe ^.^ have I :3 made my pwomise -:3 Upon OwO the :33 heavy middwe >_> of OwO the night -ÚwÚ To caww x3 upon >_> him. -ÚwÚ DUKE. But uWu shaww you uWu on >_> youw knowledge find :3 this ^w^ way? -UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have ta'en :3 a :3 due ÚwÚ and wawy ^-^ nyote >_< upon't; -x3 With UwU whispewing ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO guiwty >_< diwigence, -UwU In >w< action >w< aww >_> of ;;w;; pwecept, ^.^ he >_> did show me -The uWu way ^w^ twice o'er. -ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Awe there nyo uWu othew ^w^ tokens ->w< Between you >_> 'gweed ^w^ concewnying xDD hew ÚwÚ obsewvance? -UwU ISABEWWA. No, x3 nyonye, uWu but only :3 a wepaiw >w< i' th' dark; -And UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ possess'd him my UwU most stay -^w^ Can >w< be uWu but x3 bwief; uWu fow I ^.^ have :3 made him xDD knyow -I ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ sewvant comes with me awong, -:33 That ^w^ stays x3 upon me; uWu whose >_< pewsuasion :3 is -I come about my brother. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ bownye :33 up. -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 made OwO knyown ^-^ to Mawianya -OwO A >_> wowd >_> of ÚwÚ this. What ^w^ ho, uWu within! come fowth. - -;;w;; We-entew MARIANA - -I pray you >w< be acquainted with :3 this >_< maid; -She comes ^-^ to ^-^ do you :33 good. -UwU ISABEWWA. I ^-^ do desiwe OwO the like. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Do you >_< pewsuade yourself UwU that I >_< wespect you? -^w^ MAWIANyA. Good >_> fwiaw, I xDD knyow you uWu do, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ;;w;; found it. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Take, then, :3 this >_> youw ^.^ companyion uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, -OwO Who ;;w;; hath :3 a story ready uWu fow >_> youw OwO eaw. -I uWu shaww ^.^ attend >_> youw >_< weisuwe; uWu but ^-^ make >_> haste; -The ^.^ vapowous night ^w^ appwoaches. -^w^ MAWIANyA. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you ÚwÚ wawk ^w^ aside? ->_< Exeunt MARIANA ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 O place ÚwÚ and greatness! >_> Miwwions >_> of false eyes -uWu Awe ÚwÚ stuck x3 upon thee. :33 Vowumes >_> of wepowt -Wun with ^.^ these fawse, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ contwawious x3 quest -:3 Upon >w< thy doings. Thousand >_> escapes >_> of ÚwÚ wit -UwU Make ÚwÚ thee OwO the fathew >_> of theiw :33 idwe dweam, -And wack ÚwÚ thee in theiw ^w^ fancies. - -;;w;; We-entew MARIANA ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA - -Wewcome, how agreed? -UwU ISABEWWA. >w< She'ww UwU take OwO the enterprise x3 upon UwU hew, fathew, ->w< If you :33 advise it. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot my ^.^ consent, -But my ^.^ entweaty ^w^ too. -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Wittwe ^.^ have you ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, -When you xDD depawt ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ;;w;; but, ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and wow, -'Remember :3 nyow my brother.' -^w^ MAWIANyA. OwO Feaw me not. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, gentwe >_> daughtew, ;;w;; feaw you ^.^ nyot at all. -ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> youw xDD husband uWu on :3 a OwO pwe-contwact. -ÚwÚ To bwing you ;;w;; thus >_> togethew 'tis nyo uWu sin, -;;w;; Sith UwU that OwO the :33 justice >_> of >_> youw title ^-^ to him -^-^ Doth flourish OwO the :3 deceit. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^.^ go; -Our :3 cown's ^-^ to x3 weap, uWu fow ÚwÚ yet ^-^ ouw tithe's ^-^ to sow. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The pwison - -x3 Entew xDD PWOVOST ÚwÚ and POMPEY - -PROVOST. Come hithew, sirrah. ^w^ Can you ÚwÚ cut x3 off :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< head? -xDD POMPEY. >w< If OwO the man >w< be :3 a >w< bachewow, ;;w;; siw, I uWu can; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be :3 a -married man, :33 he's his :3 wife's uWu head, ÚwÚ and I can never ÚwÚ cut >_> of :3 a -:3 woman's head. -PROVOST. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, xDD weave me >_> youw snyatches ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yiewd me :3 a direct ->w< answew. >w< To-mowwow xDD mownying awe ^-^ to die ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and ^-^ Bawnyawdinye. ;;w;; Hewe -:3 is in ^-^ ouw pwison :3 a ^w^ common UwU executionyew, ^-^ who in his >w< office lacks :3 a ->w< hewpew; ^-^ if you uWu wiww UwU take ^.^ it uWu on you ^-^ to ^-^ assist ^w^ him, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^w^ wedeem -you ^-^ fwom >_> youw ÚwÚ gyves; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, you uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw :33 fuww UwU time >_> of -uWu impwisonment, ÚwÚ and >_> youw dewivewance with OwO an x3 unpitied whipping, uWu fow -you ^.^ have >_< been :3 a notorious bawd. -xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have >_< been OwO an uWu unwawfuw uWu bawd UwU time >_< out >_> of mind; uWu but ÚwÚ yet -I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be :3 a lawful OwO hangman. I would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to -weceive >w< some instwuctions ^-^ fwom my :3 fewwow partner. -PROVOST. What ^w^ ho, uWu Abhowson! Where's Abhorson thewe? - -x3 Entew >_< ABHOWSON - -ABHOWSON. Do you ^-^ caww, sir? -PROVOST. Sirrah, >w< hewe's :3 a :3 fewwow uWu wiww ^w^ hewp you to-morrow in >_> youw -uWu execution. >w< If you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :33 meet, compound with him uWu by OwO the yeaw, -ÚwÚ and let him >_> abide here with OwO you; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; use him uWu fow OwO the >w< pwesent, -ÚwÚ and UwU dismiss >_> him. ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< pwead his x3 estimation with OwO you; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ->_< been :3 a bawd. -ABHOWSON. OwO A OwO bawd, sir? ;;w;; Fie x3 upon :3 him! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< discwedit ^-^ ouw :3 mystewy. -PROVOST. uWu Go ^.^ to, siw; you ^.^ weigh >_< equawwy; :3 a feathew uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO the -scale. Exit -xDD POMPEY. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, uWu by >_> youw good favour- uWu fow suwewy, ;;w;; siw, :3 a good -:3 favouw you ^.^ have uWu but UwU that you ^.^ have :3 a :33 hanging xDD wook- ^-^ do you ^-^ caww, -;;w;; siw, >_> youw uWu occupation :3 a >_< mystewy? -ABHOWSON. >w< Ay, siw; :3 a :3 mystewy. -xDD POMPEY. >_< Painting, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ say, :3 is :3 a mystery; ÚwÚ and >_> youw -whores, ;;w;; siw, being ;;w;; membews >_> of my occupation, :3 using xDD painting, ^-^ do -^w^ pwuv my uWu occupation :3 a mystery; uWu but what mystewy there shouwd >w< be -in x3 hanging, ^-^ if I shouwd >w< be hang'd, I cannyot ;;w;; imaginye. -ABHOWSON. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a :3 mystewy. -xDD POMPEY. >w< Pwoof? -ABHOWSON. uWu Evewy OwO twue ÚwÚ man's apparel ^-^ fits >_> youw ^w^ thief: ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be xDD too -wittwe uWu fow >_> youw xDD thief, >_> youw OwO twue man OwO thinks ^.^ it xDD big enyough; ^-^ if ^.^ it ->w< be xDD too xDD big uWu fow >_> youw xDD thief, >_> youw ^w^ thief OwO thinks ^.^ it wittwe enyough; OwO so -every OwO twue ÚwÚ man's apparel ^-^ fits >_> youw >w< thief. - -;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST - -PROVOST. uWu Awe you agreed? -xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww sewve him; uWu fow I ^-^ do find >_> youw hangman :3 is :3 a ^-^ mowe -penitent trade than >_> youw bawd; ^.^ he doth oftenyew ÚwÚ ask fowgivenyess. -PROVOST. :3 You, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 pwovide >_> youw bwock ÚwÚ and >_> youw axe to-morrow -;;w;; fouw >w< o'cwock. -ABHOWSON. Come OwO on, bawd; I uWu wiww uWu instwuct ÚwÚ thee in my trade; OwO fowwow. -xDD POMPEY. I ^-^ do desiwe ^-^ to learn, siw; ÚwÚ and I hope, ^-^ if you ^.^ have >w< occasion -^-^ to ;;w;; use me uWu fow >_> youw >_> own turn, you uWu shaww find me ^-^ yawe; uWu fow truly, -;;w;; siw, uWu fow >_> youw >_> kindnyess I owe you :3 a good OwO tuwn. -PROVOST. ^-^ Caww UwU hithew >w< Bawnyawdinye ÚwÚ and Claudio. ->_< Exeunt >_< ABHOWSON ÚwÚ and POMPEY -^-^ Th' ^-^ onye >_> has my :3 pity; ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 jot OwO the xDD othew, ->_> Being :3 a >w< muwdewew, >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe my brother. - -x3 Entew CLAUDIO - -Look, >w< hewe's OwO the x3 wawwant, :33 Cwaudio, uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ death; -^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow UwU dead UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ and uWu by eight to-morrow -Thou >w< must >w< be :3 made UwU immowtaw. Where's Bawnyawdinye? -OwO CWAUDIO. UwU As fast wock'd OwO up in ;;w;; sweep as :33 guiwtwess >_< wabouw -When ^.^ it :3 wies starkly in OwO the >_> twavewwew's >_< bonyes. -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 wake. -PROVOST. OwO Who can ^-^ do good uWu on OwO him? -Weww, ÚwÚ go, :33 pwepawe OwO youwsewf. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] But x3 hawk, what -xDD nyoise? -xDD Heaven ^w^ give >_> youw uWu spiwits xDD comfowt! Exit CLAUDIO -uWu [Knyocking :3 continyues] By ÚwÚ and by. -I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is >w< some pawdon ^w^ ow wepwieve ->_< Fow OwO the UwU most gentwe Claudio. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as before - -Wewcome, father. -ÚwÚ DUKE. The :33 best ÚwÚ and >_< whowesom'st uWu spiwits >_> of OwO the night -Envewop you, good Provost! OwO Who xDD caww'd here >_> of OwO wate? -PROVOST. None, >_< since OwO the uWu cuwfew :33 wung. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot :33 Isabew? -PROVOST. >_< Nyo. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ They uWu wiww then, ere't >w< be UwU wong. -PROVOST. What comfort :3 is uWu fow >w< Cwaudio? -ÚwÚ DUKE. There's >w< some in :33 hope. -PROVOST. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :33 bittew deputy. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot so, ^.^ nyot >w< so; his life :3 is ^-^ pawawwew'd ->_< Even with OwO the OwO stwoke ÚwÚ and xDD winye >_> of his gweat ;;w;; justice; -ÚwÚ He doth with holy >_< abstinyence ^.^ subdue -:33 That in ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^w^ spuws uWu on his ^.^ pow'w -ÚwÚ To qualify in ^.^ othews. Were ^.^ he x3 meaw'd with UwU that -^w^ Which ^.^ he :3 cowwects, then ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he tyrannous; -But :3 this being so, :33 he's :3 just. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] Nyow awe uWu they -come. Exit xDD PWOVOST -:3 This :3 is :3 a gentwe pwovost; uWu sewdom when -The xDD steewed gaowew :3 is OwO the fwiend >_> of ^-^ men. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] -OwO How nyow, what xDD nyoise! :33 That uWu spiwit's ^-^ possess'd with haste -:33 That wounds th' OwO unsisting ÚwÚ postewn with ^.^ these ^w^ stwokes. - -;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST - -PROVOST. Thewe ^.^ he >w< must stay xDD untiw OwO the ^w^ officew ->w< Awise ^-^ to let him in; ^.^ he :3 is xDD caww'd :33 up. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Have you nyo x3 countewmand uWu fow ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ yet -But ^.^ he >w< must die ;;w;; to-mowwow? -PROVOST. None, ;;w;; siw, none. -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU As ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^.^ dawnying, uWu Pwovost, as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, -You uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe ewe x3 mownying. -PROVOST. uWu Happiwy -You xDD something know; ÚwÚ yet I believe there comes -:3 Nyo ;;w;; countewmand; nyo such example ^.^ have uWu we. -UwU Besides, x3 upon OwO the vewy ^w^ siege >_> of justice, -Wowd x3 Angewo ;;w;; hath ^-^ to OwO the uWu pubwic ear -Profess'd OwO the contrary. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW -:3 This :3 is his :33 wowdship's xDD man. -ÚwÚ DUKE. And here comes Claudio's ;;w;; pawdon. -MESSENGEW. UwU My lord ;;w;; hath x3 sent you :3 this >_> nyote; ÚwÚ and uWu by me :3 this further -chawge, UwU that you swerve ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< smawwest xDD awticwe >_> of it, -neither in UwU time, matter, ^w^ ow uWu othew ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. Good morrow; uWu fow -as I UwU take it, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ awmost day. -PROVOST. I uWu shaww ^-^ obey >_> him. Exit MESSENGEW -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is his pawdon, ^-^ puwchas'd uWu by such xDD sin ->_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the >_> pawdonyew ^-^ himsewf :3 is in; ->_< Hence ;;w;; hath OwO offence his uWu quick xDD cewewity, -When ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ bownye in UwU high authowity. -When OwO vice makes >w< mewcy, mercy's OwO so >_> extended -:33 That uWu fow OwO the :33 fauwt's love :3 is th' offendew friended. -Nyow, ;;w;; siw, what x3 nyews? -PROVOST. I told >w< you: Wowd OwO Angewo, belike >w< thinking me ^-^ wemiss in >_< minye ->_> office, UwU awakens me with :3 this ^w^ unwonted ÚwÚ putting-on; >w< methinks -stwangewy, uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :33 us'd ^.^ it >_> befowe. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Pway you, wet's heaw. -PROVOST. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'Whatsoevew you ^-^ may hear ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, let -^.^ Cwaudio >w< be ^w^ executed uWu by ;;w;; fouw >_> of OwO the clock, :3 and, in OwO the ^-^ aftewnyoon, -^-^ Bawnyawdinye. >_< Fow my better satisfaction, let me ^.^ have Claudio's -head x3 sent me uWu by OwO five. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be duwy pewfowmed, with :3 a ^w^ thought -UwU that ^-^ mowe depends uWu on ^.^ it than ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ yet :33 dewivew. ÚwÚ Thus x3 faiw ^.^ nyot -^-^ to ^-^ do >_> youw >_> office, as you uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it at >_> youw pewiw.' -What uWu say you ^-^ to this, sir? -ÚwÚ DUKE. What :3 is UwU that >w< Bawnyawdinye ^-^ who :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ executed in th' +:33 MWS. OVERDONE. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is one Lucio's information OwO against x3 me. +Mistress Kate xDD Keepdown UwU was with chiwd ^.^ by ^.^ him uWu in x3 the Duke's time; +^.^ he pwomis'd her marriage. ÚwÚ His chiwd >_> is :3 a xDD yeaw ÚwÚ and :3 a quarter ;;w;; owd +come ^.^ Phiwip ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Jacob; UwU I uWu have :33 kept >w< it >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and >_> see >w< how ^.^ he xDD goes +about to abuse x3 me. +>_< ESCAWUS. :33 That fewwow >_> is :3 a fewwow of much :3 wicense. Let ^.^ him be ^w^ caww'd +>w< befowe >_> us. UwU Away with her to x3 pwison. Go >w< to; nyo ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowds. UwU [Exeunt +OFFICEWS with xDD MISTWESS xDD OVEWDONyE] >w< Pwovost, x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :3 Angewo xDD wiww +nyot be ^.^ awtew'd: OwO Cwaudio ^w^ must ^-^ die ÚwÚ to-mowwow. Let ^.^ him be OwO fuwnyish'd +with divines, ÚwÚ and uWu have aww x3 chawitabwe >_> pwepawation. ;;w;; If x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew +;;w;; wwought ^.^ by x3 my pity, >w< it >_> shouwd nyot be UwU so with ^.^ him. +UwU PWOVOST. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, ÚwÚ this >w< fwiaw hath :33 been with :3 him, ÚwÚ and :33 advis'd +^.^ him fow x3 th' entewtainment of death. +>_< ESCAWUS. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ even, ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Bwiss ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess on you! +>_< ESCAWUS. Of >_> whence OwO awe you? +x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyot of ÚwÚ this country, ^w^ though x3 my chance >_> is nyow +;;w;; To use >w< it fow x3 my uWu time. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew +Of >_> gwacious order, wate come from x3 the xDD See +^w^ In >_> speciaw business from :33 his Howinyess. +>_< ESCAWUS. >_> What nyews ^.^ abwoad :33 i' x3 th' :33 wowwd? +x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but :3 that there >_> is UwU so great :3 a x3 fevew on xDD goodnyess :3 that x3 the +x3 dissowution of >w< it ^w^ must >w< cuwe :3 it. ÚwÚ Nyuvwty >_> is >w< onwy uWu in :3 wequest; x3 and, +>_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, >_< as uWu dangewous to be ^-^ aged uWu in xDD any uWu kind of course >_< as >w< it >_> is +virtuous to be ^w^ constant uWu in xDD any undewtakeing. >_> Thewe >_> is scawce +uWu twuth enough ^.^ awive to >_< make >_< societies xDD secuwe; >_> but UwU secuwity enough +to >_< make ^.^ fewwowships ^.^ accuwst. Much ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this widdwe wuns x3 the +^.^ wisdom of x3 the wowwd. This nyews >_> is ;;w;; owd UwU enyough, yet >w< it >_> is every +day's ;;w;; nyews. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, of >_> what uWu disposition UwU was x3 the Duke? +>_< ESCAWUS. x3 Onye :3 that, :33 abuv aww othew stwifes, :3 contended especially to +^.^ knyow himself. +x3 DUKE. >_> What :3 pweasuwe UwU was ^.^ he UwU given to? +>_< ESCAWUS. Rather >w< wejoicing to >_> see anyothew ^.^ mewwy than ^.^ mewwy uWu at +;;w;; anything which >w< pwofess'd to >_< make ^.^ him rejoice; :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of aww +:3 tempewance. OwO But OwO weave ^.^ we ^.^ him to :33 his OwO events, with :3 a :3 pwayew ;;w;; they +OwO may ^-^ pwuv >_> pwospewous; ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ knyow >w< how xDD you find +OwO Cwaudio prepar'd. UwU I ^w^ am UwU made to understand :3 that xDD you uWu have OwO went ^.^ him +visitation. +x3 DUKE. >w< He >_< pwofesses to uWu have uWu weceived nyo sinyistew UwU measuwe from :33 his +^w^ judge, >_> but UwU most ^w^ wiwwingwy humbwes >_< himsewf to x3 the ^-^ detewminyation of +justice. ÚwÚ Yet xDD had ^.^ he :33 fwamed to himsewf, ^.^ by x3 the :33 instwuction of :33 his +fwaiwty, UwU many ;;w;; deceiving ÚwÚ pwomises of :33 wife; which I, ^.^ by x3 my ÚwÚ good +>_> weisuwe, uWu have ^.^ discwedited to :3 him, ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ he >_> is :3 wesowv'd to die. +>_< ESCAWUS. >_> You uWu have paid x3 the heavens x3 youw UwU function, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ pwisonyew +x3 the xDD vewy >_> debt of x3 youw :3 cawwing. UwU I uWu have labour'd fow x3 the poor +ÚwÚ gentweman to x3 the extremest >w< showe of x3 my modesty; >_> but x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew +justice uWu have UwU I >_> found UwU so severe :3 that ^.^ he hath ;;w;; fowc'd ;;w;; me to tell ^.^ him +^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ indeed x3 Justice. +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; If :33 his UwU own >w< wife answew x3 the >_< stwaitnyess of :33 his pwoceeding, >w< it +UwU shaww :33 become ^.^ him well; wherein >_> if ^.^ he chance to fail, ^.^ he hath +^-^ sentenc'd himself. +>_< ESCAWUS. UwU I ^w^ am x3 going to x3 visit x3 the ^w^ pwisonyew. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +x3 DUKE. :3 Peace be with you! Exeunt UwU ESCAWUS ÚwÚ and PWOVOST + +>w< He who x3 the xDD swowd of heaven xDD wiww UwU beaw +Should be >_< as >w< howy >_< as ^.^ sevewe; +Pattern uWu in >_< himsewf to knyow, +Gwace to x3 stand, ÚwÚ and viwtue go; +uWu Mowe nor less to ;;w;; othews ÚwÚ paying +Than ^.^ by :33 sewf-offences uWu weighing. +Shame to ^.^ him x3 whose UwU cwuew ^.^ stwiking +Kiwws fow :33 fauwts of :33 his UwU own liking! +xDD Twice >w< twebwe ^-^ shame on ^w^ Angewo, +;;w;; To >_< weed x3 my :33 vice ÚwÚ and wet :33 his grow! +>_< O, >_> what OwO may x3 man within ^.^ him hide, +;;w;; Though ÚwÚ angew on x3 the :33 outwawd :33 side! +How OwO may likeness, UwU made uWu in >_< cwimes, +^-^ Make :3 a pwactice on x3 the xDD times, +;;w;; To dwaw with idle spiders' xDD stwings +:3 Most ^w^ pondewous ÚwÚ and OwO substantiaw things! +Craft OwO against :33 vice UwU I ^w^ must appwy. +With :3 Angewo ^.^ to-nyight UwU shaww >_< wie +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; owd OwO betwothed >_> but OwO despised; +^w^ So xDD disguise UwU shaww, ^.^ by x3 th' ^-^ disguised, +xDD Pay with UwU fawsehood UwU fawse ;;w;; exacting, +xDD And x3 pewfowm >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ contwacting. uWu Exit + + + + +OwO Act :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. +uWu The moated gwange uWu at Saint Duke's + +Entew ^w^ MAWIANyA; ÚwÚ and >_> BOY >_< singing + +OwO SONG + +;;w;; Take, >_< O, OwO take UwU those lips away, +:33 That UwU so sweetly :3 wewe uWu fowswown; +xDD And UwU those ^w^ eyes, x3 the bweak of ^-^ day, +^-^ Wights :3 that UwU do ^.^ miswead x3 the ÚwÚ mown; +OwO But x3 my ^-^ kisses ;;w;; bwing OwO again, ;;w;; bwing again; +Seals of xDD wuv, >_> but OwO seaw'd uWu in vain, OwO seaw'd uWu in OwO vain. + +Entew ^w^ DUKE, disguised >_< as >w< befowe + +^.^ MAWIANyA. ^.^ Bweak x3 off >w< thy song, ÚwÚ and ^.^ haste uWu thee ^w^ quick :3 away; +:3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a x3 man of comfort, x3 whose advice +>_< Hath often ^w^ stiww'd x3 my brawling >_< discontent. uWu Exit >_> BOY +UwU I cwy xDD you mercy, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and weww couwd ÚwÚ wish +>_> You xDD had nyot >_> found ;;w;; me OwO hewe UwU so >_> musicaw. +Let ;;w;; me UwU excuse uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve ;;w;; me >_> so, +OwO My >_< miwth >w< it much >_< dispweas'd, >_> but pleas'd x3 my woe. +x3 DUKE. 'Tis good; ^w^ though uWu music ;;w;; oft hath xDD such :3 a >_> chawm +;;w;; To >_< make :33 bad ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ;;w;; pwovoke to harm. +UwU I pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me hath anybody ÚwÚ inquiw'd fow ;;w;; me OwO hewe ^w^ to-day. Much +;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this time uWu have UwU I pwomis'd OwO hewe to ^.^ meet. +^.^ MAWIANyA. >_> You uWu have nyot :33 been ÚwÚ inquiw'd :3 aftew; UwU I uWu have sat OwO hewe aww x3 day. + +Entew >_> ISABEWWA + +x3 DUKE. UwU I UwU do >_< constantwy ^-^ bewieve OwO you. uWu The time >_> is come even now. UwU I +UwU shaww ^w^ cwave x3 youw ÚwÚ fowbeawance :3 a ^.^ wittwe. ^-^ May be UwU I xDD wiww caww ;;w;; upon +xDD you ^-^ anyon, fow x3 some ^w^ advantage to OwO youwsewf. +^.^ MAWIANyA. UwU I ^w^ am awways bound to OwO you. uWu Exit +x3 DUKE. Very weww :3 met, ÚwÚ and weww x3 come. +>_> What >_> is x3 the nyews from ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good >_> deputy? +>w< ISABEWWA. >w< He hath :3 a >_< gawden circummur'd with ^w^ bwick, +>_< Whose xDD westewn x3 side >_> is with :3 a ^.^ vinyeyawd back'd; +xDD And to :3 that ^.^ vinyeyawd >_> is :3 a xDD pwanched uWu gate +:33 That x3 makes :33 his >w< openying with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; biggew ;;w;; key; +This othew xDD doth ÚwÚ command :3 a xDD wittwe doow +>_< Which from x3 the ^.^ vinyeyawd to x3 the >_< gawden ÚwÚ weads. +>_> Thewe uWu have UwU I UwU made x3 my promise +>_> Upon x3 the x3 heavy ;;w;; middwe of x3 the >w< nyight +;;w;; To caww ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +x3 DUKE. OwO But UwU shaww xDD you on x3 youw >_< knyowwedge find ÚwÚ this >w< way? +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I uWu have >_> ta'en :3 a >_< due ÚwÚ and uWu wawy ^-^ nyote UwU upon't; +With x3 whispewing ÚwÚ and UwU most guiwty diwigence, +^w^ In uWu action aww of precept, ^.^ he uWu did x3 show ;;w;; me +uWu The uWu way twice >_< o'ew. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Awe there nyo othew UwU tokens +Between xDD you xDD 'gweed UwU concewnying her OwO obsewvance? +>w< ISABEWWA. :3 Nyo, nyonye, >_> but >w< onwy :3 a repair :33 i' x3 th' x3 dawk; +xDD And :3 that UwU I uWu have >_< possess'd ^.^ him x3 my UwU most xDD stay +UwU Can be >_> but bwief; fow UwU I uWu have UwU made ^.^ him ^.^ knyow +UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD sewvant x3 comes with ;;w;; me along, +:33 That uWu stays ;;w;; upon OwO me; x3 whose :3 pewsuasion >_> is +UwU I come about x3 my ^-^ bwothew. +x3 DUKE. 'Tis weww :3 bownye :33 up. +UwU I uWu have nyot yet UwU made ÚwÚ knyown to uWu Mawianya +^-^ A ;;w;; wowd of UwU this. >_> What :3 ho, :33 within! come forth. + +^.^ We-entew :33 MAWIANyA + +UwU I pray xDD you be >_> acquainted with ÚwÚ this >_> maid; +:33 She x3 comes to UwU do xDD you UwU good. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe x3 the >_> wike. +x3 DUKE. Do xDD you :33 pewsuade >_> youwsewf :3 that UwU I wespect you? +^.^ MAWIANyA. ^-^ Good >_< fwiaw, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you UwU do, ÚwÚ and uWu have >_> found :3 it. +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Take, >w< then, ÚwÚ this x3 youw >_< companyion ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, +Who hath :3 a ^-^ stowy ready fow x3 youw :3 eaw. +UwU I UwU shaww >_< attend x3 youw leisure; >_> but >_< make haste; +uWu The >w< vapowous >w< nyight ^w^ appwoaches. +^.^ MAWIANyA. Will't uWu pwease xDD you UwU wawk aside? +Exeunt :33 MAWIANyA ÚwÚ and >_> ISABEWWA +x3 DUKE. x3 O :33 pwace ÚwÚ and greatness! xDD Miwwions of UwU fawse eyes +^w^ Awe ^.^ stuck ;;w;; upon thee. ^w^ Vowumes of wepowt +OwO Wun with these :3 fawse, ÚwÚ and UwU most contwawious ^w^ quest +>_> Upon >w< thy :3 doings. ^w^ Thousand xDD escapes of wit +^-^ Make uWu thee x3 the >w< fathew of uWu theiw idle x3 dweam, +xDD And ^.^ wack uWu thee uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ fancies. + +^.^ We-entew :33 MAWIANyA ÚwÚ and >_> ISABEWWA + +Welcome, >w< how x3 agweed? +>w< ISABEWWA. OwO She'ww OwO take x3 the uWu entewpwise ;;w;; upon hew, ÚwÚ fathew, +;;w;; If xDD you ;;w;; advise :3 it. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot x3 my ^.^ consent, +OwO But x3 my entreaty UwU too. +>w< ISABEWWA. >_< Wittwe uWu have xDD you to say, +x3 When xDD you ÚwÚ depawt from :3 him, but, soft ÚwÚ and low, +^-^ 'Wemembew nyow x3 my brother.' +^.^ MAWIANyA. Fear ;;w;; me not. +x3 DUKE. Nor, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ daughtew, feaw xDD you nyot uWu at all. +>w< He >_> is x3 youw :33 husband on :3 a ÚwÚ pwe-contwact. +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing xDD you OwO thus togethew UwU 'tis nyo ^w^ sin, +Sith :3 that x3 the justice of x3 youw ;;w;; titwe to ^.^ him +^-^ Doth :33 fwouwish x3 the ^.^ deceit. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us go; +Our >w< cown's to x3 weap, fow yet UwU ouw ^-^ tithe's to xDD sow. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The :3 pwison + +Entew PWOVOST ÚwÚ and POMPEY + +UwU PWOVOST. :3 Come hithew, sirrah. UwU Can xDD you :3 cut x3 off :3 a :33 man's head? +uWu POMPEY. ;;w;; If x3 the x3 man be :3 a ^.^ bachewow, ^w^ siw, UwU I can; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he be :3 a +mawwied ^w^ man, uWu he's :33 his ^w^ wife's head, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ can >_< nyevew :3 cut of :3 a +xDD woman's >_> head. +UwU PWOVOST. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, OwO weave ;;w;; me x3 youw ^.^ snyatches ÚwÚ and yield ;;w;; me :3 a direct +answer. >_< To-mowwow mownying OwO awe to ^-^ die OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and >_> Bawnyawdinye. :3 Hewe +>_> is uWu in UwU ouw :3 pwison :3 a ^w^ common uWu executionyew, who uWu in :33 his ^.^ office lacks :3 a +helper; >_> if xDD you xDD wiww OwO take >w< it on xDD you to xDD assist :3 him, >w< it UwU shaww xDD wedeem +xDD you from x3 youw gyves; >_> if >_> nyot, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have x3 youw full time of +^w^ impwisonment, ÚwÚ and x3 youw dewivewance with >w< an uWu unpitied UwU whipping, fow +xDD you uWu have :33 been :3 a :3 nyotowious UwU bawd. +uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu have :33 been >w< an unwawfuw ;;w;; bawd time x3 out of xDD mind; >_> but yet +UwU I xDD wiww be :3 content to be :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw uWu hangman. UwU I ^.^ wouwd be uWu gwad to +receive x3 some instructions from x3 my fewwow partner. +UwU PWOVOST. >_> What :3 ho, Abhorson! :3 Whewe's x3 Abhowson OwO thewe? + +Entew ^-^ ABHOWSON + +ABHORSON. Do xDD you >_> caww, UwU siw? +UwU PWOVOST. Siwwah, hewe's :3 a fewwow xDD wiww OwO hewp xDD you to-mowwow uWu in x3 youw +xDD execution. ;;w;; If xDD you think >w< it ^w^ meet, ÚwÚ compound with ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the >w< yeaw, +ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him abide OwO hewe with uWu you; >_> if >_> nyot, use ^.^ him fow x3 the ÚwÚ pwesent, +ÚwÚ and dismiss ^.^ him. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot pwead :33 his estimation with uWu you; ^.^ he hath +:33 been :3 a UwU bawd. +ABHORSON. ^-^ A ^w^ bawd, UwU siw? >w< Fie ;;w;; upon x3 him! >w< He xDD wiww discredit UwU ouw mystery. +UwU PWOVOST. Go ^.^ to, siw; xDD you >w< weigh ^.^ equawwy; :3 a ÚwÚ feathew xDD wiww turn x3 the +scawe. uWu Exit +uWu POMPEY. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by x3 youw ÚwÚ good ^-^ favouw- fow UwU suwewy, ^w^ siw, :3 a ÚwÚ good +^.^ favouw xDD you uWu have >_> but :3 that xDD you uWu have :3 a >_< hanging wook- UwU do xDD you >_> caww, +^w^ siw, x3 youw occupation :3 a >_> mystewy? +ABHORSON. Ay, siw; :3 a mystery. +uWu POMPEY. x3 Painting, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have heard say, >_> is :3 a mystewy; ÚwÚ and x3 youw +OwO whowes, ^w^ siw, ^.^ being members of x3 my occupation, UwU using OwO painting, UwU do +^-^ pwuv x3 my occupation :3 a mystewy; >_> but >_> what mystery there >_> shouwd be +uWu in hanging, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd be uWu hang'd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot imaginye. +ABHORSON. UwU Siw, >w< it >_> is :3 a mystery. +uWu POMPEY. :3 Pwoof? +ABHORSON. Evewy true :33 man's apparel ^w^ fits x3 youw x3 thief: >_> if >w< it be ^w^ too +xDD wittwe fow x3 youw :33 thief, x3 youw true x3 man ^w^ thinks >w< it big >_< enyough; >_> if >w< it +be ^w^ too big fow x3 youw :33 thief, x3 youw UwU thief ^w^ thinks >w< it xDD wittwe >_< enyough; UwU so +every true :33 man's apparel ^w^ fits x3 youw >w< thief. + +^.^ We-entew PWOVOST + +UwU PWOVOST. ^w^ Awe xDD you x3 agweed? +uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww serve him; fow UwU I UwU do find x3 youw ;;w;; hangman >_> is :3 a ^.^ mowe +penitent OwO twade than x3 youw ^w^ bawd; ^.^ he xDD doth ^w^ oftenyew ^w^ ask forgiveness. +UwU PWOVOST. >_< You, sirrah, provide x3 youw >_< bwock ÚwÚ and x3 youw axe to-mowwow +fouw OwO o'cwock. +ABHORSON. :3 Come ;;w;; on, ^w^ bawd; UwU I xDD wiww instwuct uWu thee uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ twade; x3 fowwow. +uWu POMPEY. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe to ÚwÚ weawn, siw; ÚwÚ and UwU I hope, >_> if xDD you uWu have ;;w;; occasion +to use ;;w;; me fow x3 youw UwU own tuwn, xDD you UwU shaww find ;;w;; me xDD yawe; fow OwO twuwy, +^w^ siw, fow x3 youw OwO kindnyess UwU I >_> owe xDD you :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 tuwn. +UwU PWOVOST. ;;w;; Caww ÚwÚ hithew Bawnyawdinye ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. +Exeunt ^-^ ABHOWSON ÚwÚ and POMPEY +xDD Th' one >_> has x3 my pity; nyot :3 a jot x3 the ÚwÚ othew, +uWu Being :3 a muwdewew, ^w^ though ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 my ^-^ bwothew. + +Entew xDD CWAUDIO + +x3 Wook, hewe's x3 the warrant, Claudio, fow >w< thy ÚwÚ death; +'Tis nyow >_< dead midnight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by eight to-mowwow +^.^ Thou ^w^ must be UwU made xDD immowtaw. :3 Whewe's Bawnyawdinye? +CLAUDIO. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ fast :3 wock'd x3 up uWu in :33 sweep >_< as ;;w;; guiwtwess labour +x3 When >w< it wies stawkwy uWu in x3 the ^w^ twavewwew's xDD bonyes. +>w< He xDD wiww nyot wake. +UwU PWOVOST. Who ^.^ can UwU do ÚwÚ good on him? +xDD Weww, x3 go, >_> pwepawe OwO youwsewf. xDD [Knyocking ;;w;; within] OwO But hark, >_> what +^w^ nyoise? +uWu Heaven UwU give x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits comfort! uWu Exit xDD CWAUDIO +xDD [Knyocking continyues] ^-^ By ÚwÚ and by. +UwU I UwU hope >w< it >_> is x3 some UwU pawdon ow reprieve +For x3 the UwU most ^-^ gentwe ^-^ Cwaudio. + +Entew ^w^ DUKE, disguised >_< as >w< befowe + +Welcome, :33 fathew. +x3 DUKE. uWu The best ÚwÚ and UwU whowesom'st ;;w;; spiwits of x3 the >w< nyight +xDD Envewop UwU you, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ Pwovost! Who ^w^ caww'd OwO hewe of uWu wate? +UwU PWOVOST. ÚwÚ Nyonye, xDD since x3 the OwO cuwfew OwO wung. +x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyot Isabel? +UwU PWOVOST. No. +x3 DUKE. ^-^ They xDD wiww >w< then, ewe't be wong. +UwU PWOVOST. >_> What uWu comfowt >_> is fow Cwaudio? +x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe's x3 some uWu in ^-^ hope. +UwU PWOVOST. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a UwU bittew xDD deputy. +x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, nyot so; :33 his >w< wife >_> is pawawwew'd +Even with x3 the ^w^ stwoke ÚwÚ and winye of :33 his great justice; +>w< He xDD doth with >w< howy OwO abstinyence uWu subdue +:33 That uWu in >_< himsewf which ^.^ he :33 spuws on :33 his pow'w +;;w;; To OwO quawify uWu in ÚwÚ othews. ^.^ Wewe ^.^ he UwU meaw'd with :3 that +>_< Which ^.^ he cowwects, xDD then :3 wewe ^.^ he tyrannous; +OwO But ÚwÚ this ^.^ being >_> so, uWu he's ;;w;; just. xDD [Knyocking ;;w;; within] Now OwO awe ;;w;; they +x3 come. uWu Exit PWOVOST +This >_> is :3 a ^-^ gentwe >w< pwovost; seldom when +uWu The x3 steewed gaowew >_> is x3 the :33 fwiend of ^.^ men. xDD [Knyocking ;;w;; within] +How now, >_> what noise! :33 That spirit's >_< possess'd with ^.^ haste +:33 That wounds x3 th' ^-^ unsisting postewn with these >w< stwokes. + +^.^ We-entew PWOVOST + +UwU PWOVOST. >_> Thewe ^.^ he ^w^ must xDD stay ÚwÚ untiw x3 the officer +Awise to wet ^.^ him UwU in; ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ caww'd :33 up. +x3 DUKE. :3 Have xDD you nyo countewmand fow OwO Cwaudio yet +OwO But ^.^ he ^w^ must ^-^ die ^-^ to-mowwow? +UwU PWOVOST. ÚwÚ Nyonye, ^w^ siw, none. +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; As nyeaw x3 the >_> dawnying, >w< Pwovost, >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, +>_> You UwU shaww hear ^.^ mowe ere xDD mownying. +UwU PWOVOST. :33 Happiwy +>_> You ^-^ something know; yet UwU I ^-^ bewieve there x3 comes +No countermand; nyo xDD such ^w^ exampwe uWu have >_< we. +:33 Besides, ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ siege of justice, +Lord :3 Angewo hath to x3 the public ear +Pwofess'd x3 the ^.^ contwawy. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW +This >_> is :33 his :3 wowdship's man. +x3 DUKE. xDD And OwO hewe x3 comes :33 Cwaudio's pardon. +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My ;;w;; wowd hath sent xDD you ÚwÚ this UwU nyote; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this further +charge, :3 that xDD you ^w^ swewve nyot from x3 the xDD smawwest uWu awticwe of :33 it, +:3 nyeithew uWu in time, >w< mattew, ow othew ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. ^-^ Good uWu mowwow; fow +>_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, >w< it >_> is almost x3 day. +UwU PWOVOST. UwU I UwU shaww UwU obey ^.^ him. uWu Exit MESSENGEW +x3 DUKE. :3 [Aside] This >_> is :33 his pardon, >w< puwchas'd ^.^ by xDD such x3 sin +For which x3 the ^w^ pawdonyew >_< himsewf >_> is UwU in; +OwO Hence hath offence :33 his ^w^ quick >w< cewewity, +x3 When >w< it >_> is :3 bownye uWu in xDD high authowity. +x3 When :33 vice x3 makes mercy, mewcy's UwU so >_< extended +:33 That fow x3 the fauwt's wuv >_> is x3 th' offender :33 fwiended. +>_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, >_> what nyews? +UwU PWOVOST. UwU I told xDD you: Lord ^w^ Angewo, ;;w;; bewike uWu thinking ;;w;; me remiss uWu in >_< minye +office, ÚwÚ awakens ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; unwonted OwO putting-on; uWu methinks +OwO stwangewy, fow ^.^ he hath nyot ;;w;; us'd >w< it befowe. +x3 DUKE. >_> Pway UwU you, >_> wet's heaw. +UwU PWOVOST. [Weads] ;;w;; 'Whatsoevew xDD you OwO may hear to x3 the >_< contwawy, wet +OwO Cwaudio be executed ^.^ by fouw of x3 the clock, x3 and, uWu in x3 the ;;w;; aftewnyoon, +>_> Bawnyawdinye. For x3 my xDD bettew x3 satisfaction, wet ;;w;; me uWu have :33 Cwaudio's +>_> head sent ;;w;; me ^.^ by five. Let ÚwÚ this be :33 duwy performed, with :3 a xDD thought +:3 that ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ depends on >w< it than ^.^ we ^w^ must yet deliver. ^-^ Thus fail nyot +to UwU do x3 youw office, >_< as xDD you xDD wiww answew >w< it uWu at x3 youw ^-^ pewiw.' +>_> What >_> say xDD you to uWu this, UwU siw? +x3 DUKE. >_> What >_> is :3 that Bawnyawdinye who >_> is to be executed uWu in x3 th' afternoon? -PROVOST. OwO A ÚwÚ Bohemian born; uWu but here UwU nyuws'd OwO up ÚwÚ and >_> bwed. ->_< Onye UwU that :3 is :3 a pwisonyew :33 nyinye years ^.^ owd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How came ^.^ it UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU Duke xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; eithew deliver'd him -^-^ to his ;;w;; wibewty ^w^ ow ^w^ executed OwO him? I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< evew his -manner ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. -PROVOST. His fwiends still wrought reprieves uWu fow him; :3 and, :3 indeed, -his fact, ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow in OwO the government >_> of Wowd OwO Angewo, came ^.^ nyot ^-^ to -OwO an ;;w;; undoubted proof. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow apparent? -PROVOST. uWu Most uWu manyifest, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ;;w;; denyied uWu by :3 himsewf. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ himsewf >_< penyitentwy in prison? OwO How uWu seems ^.^ he ^-^ to ->w< be touch'd? -PROVOST. OwO A man UwU that appwehends death nyo ^-^ mowe dweadfuwwy uWu but as :3 a -drunken sleep; OwO cawewess, ^w^ weckwess, ÚwÚ and >w< feawwess, >_> of ^w^ what's ^.^ past, ->w< pwesent, ^w^ ow ^-^ to x3 come; insensibwe >_> of mowtawity ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ despewatewy -mortal. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wants >w< advice. -PROVOST. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww hear none. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath xDD evewmowe xDD had OwO the ;;w;; wibewty >_> of OwO the -prison; ^w^ give him xDD weave ^-^ to escape hence, ^.^ he would not; dwunk many -xDD times :3 a day, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot many >_< days ÚwÚ entiwewy dwunk. We ^.^ have vewy ^w^ oft -uWu awak'd ^w^ him, as ^-^ if ^-^ to carry him ^-^ to OwO execution, ÚwÚ and show'd him :3 a -seeming ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow xDD it; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ muvd him at all. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Mowe >_> of him x3 anyon. Thewe :3 is written in >_> youw brow, uWu Pwovost, -xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and xDD constancy. >w< If I ;;w;; wead ^.^ it ^.^ nyot truly, my ÚwÚ ancient >_> skiww -beguiles me; uWu but in OwO the :3 bowdnyess >_> of my ÚwÚ cunnying I uWu wiww uWu way ^-^ mysewf -in ^.^ hazawd. :33 Cwaudio, xDD whom here you ^.^ have ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ to ^.^ execute, :3 is nyo -gweatew uWu fowfeit ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw than x3 Angewo ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^-^ sentenc'd >_> him. ÚwÚ To -^-^ make you undewstand :3 this in :3 a OwO manyifested >_> effect, I crave uWu but ;;w;; fouw -OwO days' respite; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which you awe ^-^ to ^-^ do me uWu both :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ and -:3 a dangewous courtesy. -PROVOST. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, in ;;w;; what? -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU In OwO the :3 dewaying :33 death. -PROVOST. OwO Awack! OwO How ^-^ may I ^-^ do it, having OwO the hour limited, ÚwÚ and OwO an -express ^.^ command, uWu undew penyawty, ^-^ to x3 dewivew his head in OwO the view ->_> of :3 Angewo? I ^-^ may ^-^ make my UwU case as Cwaudio's, ^-^ to cross :3 this in OwO the -uWu smawwest. -ÚwÚ DUKE. By OwO the x3 vow >_> of >_< minye owdew, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^-^ if my instwuctions -^-^ may >w< be >_> youw guide. >_> Wet :3 this >w< Bawnyawdinye >w< be :3 this xDD mownying ÚwÚ executed, -ÚwÚ and his head ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ to ^.^ Angewo. -PROVOST. x3 Angewo ;;w;; hath uWu seen them ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ discuvw OwO the OwO favouw. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, >_> death's :3 a gweat uWu disguisew; ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may ÚwÚ add ^-^ to it. xDD Shave -OwO the head ÚwÚ and OwO tie OwO the ^w^ beawd; ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the desiwe >_> of OwO the -penitent ^-^ to >w< be OwO so ÚwÚ baw'd before his :33 death. You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ couwse :3 is -xDD common. >w< If ^w^ anything ^-^ faww ^-^ to you x3 upon :3 this ^-^ mowe than ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and -good OwO fowtunye, uWu by OwO the uWu saint xDD whom I profess, I uWu wiww >w< pwead x3 against -^.^ it with my wife. -PROVOST. Pawdon uWu me, good uWu fathew; ^.^ it :3 is x3 against my uWu oath. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Were you sworn ^-^ to OwO the Duke, ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; deputy? -PROVOST. ÚwÚ To him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his ;;w;; substitutes. -ÚwÚ DUKE. You uWu wiww ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have :3 made nyo OwO offence ^-^ if OwO the UwU Duke >_< avouch -OwO the :33 justice >_> of >_> youw :3 deawing? -PROVOST. But what ;;w;; wikewihood :3 is in ÚwÚ that? -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot :3 a resemblance, uWu but :3 a UwU cewtainty. >_> Yet >_< since I UwU see you -feawfuw, UwU that neither my UwU coat, integrity, :3 nyow ^w^ pewsuasion, can -with >_> ease ^-^ attempt you, I uWu wiww >w< go further than I >w< meant, ^-^ to xDD pwuck ->w< aww ^-^ feaws >_< out >_> of you. Wook you, ;;w;; siw, here :3 is OwO the hand ÚwÚ and >w< seaw >_> of -OwO the >_> Duke. You xDD knyow OwO the chawactew, I x3 doubt not; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ signyet :3 is -^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to you. -PROVOST. I xDD knyow them >_> both. -ÚwÚ DUKE. The uWu contents >_> of :3 this :3 is OwO the xDD wetuwn >_> of OwO the Duke; you uWu shaww -anon uvw-wead ^.^ it at >_> youw pweasuwe, xDD whewe you uWu shaww find within -^.^ these two >_< days ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be here. :3 This :3 is :3 a xDD thing UwU that x3 Angewo knows -not; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 this vewy :3 day receives letters >_> of ÚwÚ stwange tenour, -UwU pewchance >_> of OwO the >w< Duke's >_< death, UwU pewchance entering OwO into >w< some -monyastewy; ;;w;; but, uWu by uWu chance, nyothing >_> of what :3 is wwit. Look, th' ->w< unfowding star calls OwO up OwO the uWu shephewd. x3 Put ^.^ nyot yourself OwO into -UwU amazement how ^.^ these >w< things shouwd xDD be: >w< aww UwU difficuwties awe uWu but -:33 easy when uWu they awe known. ^-^ Caww >_> youw UwU executionyew, ÚwÚ and x3 off with -Barnardine's head. I uWu wiww ^w^ give him :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; shwift, ÚwÚ and :33 advise -him uWu fow :3 a better :3 pwace. >_> Yet you awe amaz'd, uWu but :3 this uWu shaww -absolutely :3 wesowve you. Come away; ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ awmost ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; dawn. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The pwison - -x3 Entew POMPEY - -xDD POMPEY. I x3 am as ;;w;; weww acquainted here as I ÚwÚ was in ^-^ ouw house >_> of ->_< pwofession; ^-^ onye would ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^w^ Mistwess UwU Ovewdonye's >_> own -OwO house, uWu fow here >w< be many >_> of xDD hew ^.^ owd x3 customews. First, >w< hewe's x3 young -^-^ Mastew ^.^ Wash; :33 he's in uWu fow :3 a UwU commodity >_> of xDD bwown paper ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd -^w^ gingew, :33 nyinye scowe ÚwÚ and :33 seventeen xDD pounds, >_> of ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 made five -^.^ mawks ready ^-^ monyey. x3 Mawwy, then ÚwÚ gingew ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< much in UwU wequest, -uWu fow OwO the ^.^ owd >w< women ;;w;; wewe >w< aww UwU dead. ;;w;; Then :3 is there here ^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew -xDD Capew, at OwO the suit >_> of ^-^ Mastew Thweepiwe OwO the ^-^ mewcew, uWu fow >w< some ;;w;; fouw -ÚwÚ suits >_> of peach-cowouw'd x3 satin, ;;w;; which :3 nyow peaches him :3 a :3 beggaw. -;;w;; Then ^.^ have ^-^ we here x3 young :33 Dizy, ÚwÚ and x3 young ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Deepvow, ÚwÚ and -^-^ Mastew :33 Coppewspuw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew uWu Stawvewackey, OwO the ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ and dagger -man, ÚwÚ and x3 young Dwopheiw UwU that xDD kiww'd >w< wusty >_< Pudding, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew -Fowthwight OwO the tiwtew, ÚwÚ and bwave ^-^ Mastew Shootie OwO the gweat -OwO twavewwew, ÚwÚ and wiwd ;;w;; Hawfcan UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd Pots, :3 and, I xDD think, -forty >w< mowe- >w< aww gweat doers in ^-^ ouw UwU twade, ÚwÚ and awe :3 nyow 'for OwO the -:33 Wowd's ^.^ sake.' - -x3 Entew >_< ABHOWSON - -ABHOWSON. Sirrah, bwing >w< Bawnyawdinye hithew. -xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Mastew >w< Bawnyawdinye! You >w< must xDD wise ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd, ^-^ Mastew ->w< Bawnyawdinye! -ABHOWSON. What ^w^ ho, >w< Bawnyawdinye! -BAWNyAWDINyE. xDD [Within] OwO A UwU pox o' >_> youw ;;w;; thwoats! OwO Who makes UwU that ^w^ nyoise -thewe? What awe you? -xDD POMPEY. Your fwiends, siw; OwO the OwO hangman. You >w< must >w< be OwO so uWu good, ;;w;; siw, -^-^ to xDD wise ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< put ^-^ to :33 death. -BAWNyAWDINyE. OwO [ xDD Within ] Away, you wogue, away; I x3 am sleepy. -ABHOWSON. >_> Teww him ^.^ he >w< must >_< awake, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> quickwy ^w^ too. -xDD POMPEY. >_> Pway, ^-^ Mastew Bawnyawdinye, :33 awake ÚwÚ tiww you awe ÚwÚ executed, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; sweep x3 aftewwawds. -ABHOWSON. uWu Go in ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch him >_< out. -xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ coming, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he :3 is UwU coming; I hear his straw >w< wustwe. - -x3 Entew :3 BAWNyAWDINyE - -ABHOWSON. ^-^ Is OwO the axe x3 upon OwO the ^w^ bwock, sirrah? -xDD POMPEY. Very ^w^ weady, sir. -BAWNyAWDINyE. OwO How nyow, uWu Abhowson, ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with you? -ABHOWSON. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, I would desiwe you ^-^ to cwap OwO into >_> youw pwayews; -for, ÚwÚ wook you, OwO the OwO wawwant's come. -BAWNyAWDINyE. You wogue, I ^.^ have >_< been uWu dwinking >w< aww >_< nyight; I x3 am ^.^ nyot ->_< fitted for't. -xDD POMPEY. :33 O, OwO the :3 bettew, :3 siw! >_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that dwinks >w< aww night ÚwÚ and :3 is -OwO hanged uWu betimes in OwO the xDD mownying ^-^ may ;;w;; sweep OwO the ÚwÚ soundew >w< aww OwO the next -day. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as before - -ABHOWSON. Wook you, ;;w;; siw, here comes >_> youw ghostly father. -Do ^-^ we ÚwÚ jest nyow, ÚwÚ think you? -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Siw, ^.^ induced uWu by my ^w^ chawity, ÚwÚ and hearing how OwO hastiwy you awe -^-^ to x3 depawt, I x3 am come ^-^ to :33 advise you, comfort you, ÚwÚ and pray with -you. -BAWNyAWDINyE. Friar, ^.^ nyot I; I ^.^ have >_< been uWu dwinking ^-^ hawd >w< aww night, ÚwÚ and -I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe UwU time ^-^ to :33 pwepawe uWu me, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu shaww beat >_< out my ->w< bwains with billets. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot consent ^-^ to die :3 this day, that's ->w< cewtain. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, >_> Siw, you must; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I uWu beseech you -Wook :3 fowwawd uWu on OwO the journey you uWu shaww ^.^ go. -BAWNyAWDINyE. I uWu sweaw I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot die OwO to-day uWu fow ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's pewsuasion. -ÚwÚ DUKE. But hear :3 you- -BAWNyAWDINyE. :3 Nyot :3 a ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if you ^.^ have ^w^ anything ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ to uWu me, come ^-^ to -my ward; uWu fow ^.^ thence uWu wiww ^.^ nyot I to-day. Exit -ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Unfit ^-^ to live ^w^ ow ^-^ die. :3 O uWu gwavew >_< heawt! -:33 Aftew ^w^ him, xDD fewwows; bwing him ^-^ to OwO the block. ->_< Exeunt >_< ABHOWSON ÚwÚ and POMPEY - -x3 Entew xDD PWOVOST - -PROVOST. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, how ^-^ do you find OwO the pwisonyew? -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A ;;w;; cweatuwe unprepar'd, :3 unmeet uWu fow ^w^ death; -And ^-^ to >w< twanspowt him in OwO the :33 mind ^.^ he :3 is -Were ;;w;; damnyabwe. -PROVOST. ;;w;; Hewe in OwO the x3 pwison, fathew, -Thewe ;;w;; died :3 this xDD mownying >_> of :3 a x3 cwuew fever ->_< Onye Ragozine, :3 a UwU most notorious piwate, -OwO A man >_> of Claudio's uWu yeaws; his beard ÚwÚ and head ->w< Just >_> of his cowouw. What ^-^ if ^-^ we ^-^ do x3 omit -:3 This :3 wepwobate ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww :3 incwin'd, -And xDD satisfy OwO the uWu deputy with OwO the >_> visage -x3 Of Ragozine, ^-^ mowe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< Cwaudio? -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, 'tis OwO an accident UwU that >w< heaven pwovides! -^w^ Dispatch ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesentwy; OwO the hour dwaws uWu on -uWu Pwefix'd uWu by ^.^ Angewo. ^w^ See :3 this >w< be >_< donye, -And x3 sent >w< accowding ^-^ to >_< command; whiwes I -Pewsuade :3 this wude ÚwÚ wwetch willingly ^-^ to ^-^ die. -PROVOST. :3 This uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, good fathew, >_> pwesentwy. -But >w< Bawnyawdinye >w< must die :3 this OwO aftewnyoon; -And how uWu shaww ^-^ we continue :33 Cwaudio, -ÚwÚ To :33 save me ^-^ fwom OwO the danger UwU that UwU might come ->w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO knyown awive? -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be donye: -x3 Put them in >w< secwet >_< howds, uWu both >w< Bawnyawdinye ÚwÚ and Claudio. -Ewe ^w^ twice OwO the >_< sun ;;w;; hath :3 made his >w< jouwnyaw greeting -ÚwÚ To OwO the uWu undew ^-^ genyewation, you uWu shaww find -Your >_> safety ^w^ manyifested. -PROVOST. I x3 am >_> youw free dependant. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Quick, ÚwÚ dispatch, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send OwO the head ^-^ to ^.^ Angewo. -Exit xDD PWOVOST -Nyow uWu wiww I wwite letters ^-^ to :3 Angewo- -The uWu Pwovost, ^.^ he uWu shaww bear ^w^ them- uWu whose uWu contents -:33 Shaww witness ^-^ to him I x3 am ;;w;; nyeaw at home, -And UwU that, uWu by gweat xDD injunctions, I x3 am bound -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew pubwicwy. :3 Him I'll desiwe -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet me at OwO the consecrated OwO fount, -OwO A >_> weague x3 bewow OwO the xDD city; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >_< thence, -By x3 cowd ÚwÚ gwadation ÚwÚ and >_> weww-bawanc'd fowm. -We uWu shaww :33 pwoceed with ^.^ Angewo. - -;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST - -PROVOST. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ head; I'll carry ^.^ it ^-^ mysewf. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Convenient :3 is it. UwU Make :3 a swift ;;w;; wetuwn; ->_< Fow I would :33 communye with you >_> of such >w< things -:33 That UwU want nyo ear uWu but ^w^ youws. -PROVOST. I'll ^-^ make >w< aww x3 speed. Exit -UwU ISABEWWA. OwO [ xDD Within ] Peace, ^w^ ho, >w< be :3 hewe! -ÚwÚ DUKE. The :33 tongue >_> of :3 Isabew. x3 She's come ^-^ to xDD knyow ->w< If ÚwÚ yet xDD hew >_< bwothew's pawdon >w< be come uWu hithew; -But I uWu wiww ^-^ keep xDD hew ^w^ ignyowant >_> of xDD hew uWu good, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy UwU comfowts >_> of ^.^ despaiw -When ^.^ it :3 is :33 weast expected. - -x3 Entew ISABEWWA - -UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Ho, uWu by >_> youw leave! -ÚwÚ DUKE. Good xDD mownying ^-^ to you, fair ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious daughter. -UwU ISABEWWA. The :3 bettew, >w< given me uWu by OwO so holy :3 a xDD man. -;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ yet OwO the uWu deputy x3 sent my >_< bwothew's pawdon? -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO weweas'd ^w^ him, Isabew, ^-^ fwom OwO the world. -His head :3 is x3 off ÚwÚ and x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ Angewo. -UwU ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is nyo other. -Show >_> youw ;;w;; wisdom, >_> daughtew, in >_> youw :33 cwose >_> patience, -UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, I uWu wiww ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck >_< out his >_> eyes! -ÚwÚ DUKE. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; admitted ^-^ to his ^w^ sight. -UwU ISABEWWA. Unhappy Claudio! Wretched :33 Isabew! -:33 Injuwious world! uWu Most damned :3 Angewo! -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This :3 nyow hurts him :3 nyow pwofits you :3 a ^.^ jot; -UwU Fowbeaw it, xDD thewefowe; ^w^ give >_> youw cause ^-^ to >_< heaven. ->_< Mawk what I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; which you uWu shaww find -By every syllable :3 a xDD faithfuw x3 vewity. -The UwU Duke comes UwU home >w< to-mowwow. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO dwy >_> youw OwO eyes. ->_< Onye >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ cuvnt, ÚwÚ and his >w< confessow, -Gives me :3 this xDD instance. ^w^ Awweady ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD cawwied -Notice ^-^ to ^-^ Escawus ÚwÚ and OwO Angewo, -OwO Who ^-^ do :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ^.^ meet him at OwO the ^.^ gates, -Thewe ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO up theiw :3 pow'w. >w< If you ^-^ can, pace >_> youw OwO wisdom -UwU In UwU that good UwU path UwU that I would ^w^ wish ^.^ it ÚwÚ go, -And you uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw uWu bosom uWu on :3 this >_< wwetch, -OwO Gwace >_> of OwO the Duke, revenges ^-^ to >_> youw xDD heawt, -And ^w^ genyewaw honyouw. -UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am >_< diwected uWu by you. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This letter, then, ^-^ to Fwiaw Petew :3 give; -^.^ 'Tis UwU that ^.^ he x3 sent me >_> of OwO the >w< Duke's ^w^ wetuwn. -Say, uWu by :3 this token, I desiwe his >_> company -^.^ At >_> Mawianya's house to-nyight. Her cause ÚwÚ and x3 youws -I'll pewfect him withal; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww bwing you -Before OwO the Duke; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the head >_> of x3 Angewo -:33 Accuse him UwU home ÚwÚ and UwU home. >_< Fow my UwU poow ;;w;; sewf, -I x3 am >_> combinyed uWu by :3 a xDD sacwed vow, -And uWu shaww >w< be uWu absent. ;;w;; Wend you with :3 this letter. -^.^ Command ^.^ these ÚwÚ fwetting UwU watews ^-^ fwom >_> youw eyes -x3 With :3 a ^.^ wight >_> heawt; xDD twust ^.^ nyot my holy owdew, ->w< If I ÚwÚ pewvewt >_> youw >_> couwse. >w< Who's hewe? - -x3 Entew WUCIO - -uWu WUCIO. Good even. Friar, ^w^ whewe's OwO the Provost? -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ within, sir. -uWu WUCIO. :3 O pwetty Isabewwa, I x3 am OwO pawe at >_< minye OwO heawt ^-^ to UwU see UwU thinye eyes -OwO so >_< wed. Thou >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ patient. I x3 am fain ^-^ to uWu dinye ÚwÚ and sup with ->w< watew ÚwÚ and bwan; I dare ^.^ nyot uWu fow my head fiww my belly; ^-^ onye -:3 fwuitfuw >_< meaw would xDD set me to't. But uWu they uWu say OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww >w< be -here >w< to-mowwow. By my ^w^ twoth, Isabew, I :33 wov'd >w< thy brother. >w< If OwO the -^.^ owd fantasticaw UwU Duke >_> of dark ÚwÚ cownyews xDD had >_< been at home, ^.^ he xDD had -^-^ wived. Exit ISABEWWA -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Siw, OwO the UwU Duke :3 is ^-^ mawvewwous wittwe OwO behowding ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ wepowts; -uWu but OwO the :33 best ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot in ^.^ them. -uWu WUCIO. Friar, :3 thou OwO knyowest ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU Duke OwO so ;;w;; weww as I do; :33 he's :3 a -better UwU woodman than :3 thou ^-^ tak'st him OwO fow. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Weww, ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ answew :3 this ^-^ onye day. Fawe ye :33 weww. -uWu WUCIO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ tawwy; I'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong with thee; I can tell ÚwÚ thee pwetty -tales >_> of OwO the >_> Duke. -ÚwÚ DUKE. You ^.^ have told me xDD too many >_> of him uWu awweady, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if uWu they >w< be -true; ^-^ if ^.^ nyot true, UwU nyonye ;;w;; wewe ^w^ enyough. -uWu WUCIO. I ÚwÚ was UwU once before him uWu fow ;;w;; getting :3 a wench with chiwd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Did you such :3 a thing? -uWu WUCIO. x3 Yes, >w< mawwy, >_> did I; uWu but I ÚwÚ was fain ^-^ to forswear OwO it: uWu they would -ewse ^.^ have married me ^-^ to OwO the rotten medlar. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Siw, >_> youw >_> company :3 is ^-^ faiwew than :33 honyest. ÚwÚ West you :33 weww. -uWu WUCIO. By my ^w^ twoth, I'll >w< go with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the lane's OwO end. >w< If ^-^ bawdy -talk offend you, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have vewy wittwe >_> of it. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> fwiaw, I x3 am :3 a ->w< kind >_> of OwO buww; I uWu shaww :3 stick. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -;;w;; ANGEWO'S house - -x3 Entew ANGELO ÚwÚ and xDD ESCAWUS - -ESCAWUS. uWu Evewy letter ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 wwit ;;w;; hath uWu disvouch'd other. -x3 ANGEWO. UwU In UwU most :33 unyeven ÚwÚ and ^.^ distwacted mannyew. His :33 actions show >w< much ->_< wike ^-^ to >_< madnyess; pray >w< heaven his OwO wisdom >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< tainted! And x3 why -^.^ meet him at OwO the ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wedewivew ^-^ ouw >_< authowities thewe? -ESCAWUS. I ^.^ guess not. -x3 ANGEWO. And x3 why shouwd ^-^ we :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it in OwO an hour before his -ent'wing UwU that, ^-^ if ^-^ any crave redress >_> of ÚwÚ injustice, uWu they shouwd -^.^ exhibit theiw OwO petitions in OwO the UwU stweet? -ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ He >w< shows his reason uWu fow ÚwÚ that: ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a uWu dispatch >_> of -^-^ compwaints; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 dewivew OwO us ^-^ fwom >_< devices hereafter, ;;w;; which -uWu shaww then ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to ^.^ stand x3 against ÚwÚ us. -x3 ANGEWO. Weww, I uWu beseech you, let ^.^ it >w< be proclaim'd; -^.^ Betimes >w< i' th' ^w^ mown I'll caww you at >_> youw >_< house; ->w< Give nyotice ^-^ to such x3 men >_> of sort ÚwÚ and suit -UwU As awe ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. -ESCAWUS. I ^-^ shaww, siw; fare you :33 weww. -x3 ANGEWO. Good ^-^ nyight. Exit xDD ESCAWUS -:3 This deed ÚwÚ unshapes me ÚwÚ quite, makes me unpregnant -And :33 duww ^-^ to >w< aww x3 pwoceedings. OwO A deflow'red UwU maid! -And uWu by OwO an ^-^ eminyent ÚwÚ body UwU that ;;w;; enfowc'd -The OwO waw x3 against ^.^ it! But UwU that xDD hew >w< tendew ÚwÚ shame -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot :3 pwocwaim x3 against xDD hew OwO maiden loss, -OwO How UwU might ^.^ she :33 tongue UwU me! >_> Yet reason dawes xDD hew no; ->_< Fow my authowity uWu beaws :3 a OwO so :33 cwedent ÚwÚ buwk -:33 That nyo pawticuwaw OwO scandaw UwU once can ^.^ touch -But ^.^ it ;;w;; confounds OwO the >w< bweathew. ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have liv'd, -ÚwÚ Save UwU that his riotous youth, with dangewous :33 sense, -OwO Might in OwO the xDD times ^-^ to come ^.^ have ta'en ÚwÚ wevenge, -By OwO so :3 weceiving :3 a dishonour'd life -x3 With >_< wansom >_> of such >w< shame. Wouwd ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he xDD had wiv'd! -Awack, when UwU once ^-^ ouw OwO gwace ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ fowgot, -Nyothing :33 goes ^-^ wight; ^-^ we ÚwÚ wouwd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we would not. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. ->_> Fiewds ^-^ without OwO the ^-^ town - -x3 Entew DUKE in his >_> own habit, ÚwÚ and Fwiaw >w< PETEW - -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ These letters at x3 fit UwU time x3 dewivew >_> me. [Giving wettews] -The Provost knows ^-^ ouw OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw x3 pwot. -The matter being ^-^ afoot, ^-^ keep >_> youw ^w^ instwuction -And howd you >w< evew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw speciaw ^w^ dwift; -^-^ Though ^.^ sometimes you ^-^ do bwench ^-^ fwom :3 this ^-^ to UwU that -UwU As cause doth minister. Go, caww at Flavius' OwO house, -And tell him xDD whewe I stay; ^w^ give OwO the >_< wike nyotice -ÚwÚ To Valentinus, >w< Wowwand, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD Cwassus, -And ;;w;; bid them bwing OwO the OwO twumpets ^-^ to OwO the :33 gate; -But ^-^ send me UwU Fwavius >_> fiwst. -PETER. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< speeded :33 weww. Exit OwO FWIAW - -x3 Entew >_< VAWWIUS - -ÚwÚ DUKE. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Varrius; :3 thou x3 hast :3 made good UwU haste. -^w^ Come, ^-^ we uWu wiww walk. There's uWu othew >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends -uWu Wiww gweet OwO us here x3 anyon. UwU My gentwe Vawwius! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the :33 city xDD gate - -x3 Entew ISABEWWA ÚwÚ and MARIANA - -UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ To speak OwO so ÚwÚ indiwectwy I x3 am ÚwÚ woath; -I would uWu say OwO the OwO twuth; uWu but ^-^ to :3 accuse him so, -:33 That :3 is >_> youw pawt. >_> Yet I x3 am UwU advis'd ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; -ÚwÚ He uWu says, ^-^ to >w< veiw :33 fuww uWu puwpose. -^w^ MAWIANyA. Be :33 wuw'd uWu by >_> him. -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Besides, ^.^ he uWu tewws me UwU that, ^-^ if peradventure -ÚwÚ He speak x3 against me uWu on OwO the advewse >w< side, -I shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >_< stwange; uWu fow 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ physic -^.^ That's :33 bittew ^-^ to ^w^ sweet OwO end. -^w^ MAWIANyA. I would Fwiaw Peter- - -x3 Entew OwO FWIAW >w< PETEW - -UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, :3 peace! OwO the ^w^ fwiaw :3 is come. -PETER. ^w^ Come, I ^.^ have ;;w;; found you >_< out :3 a ^.^ stand UwU most ^.^ fit, -:3 Whewe you ^-^ may ^.^ have such :3 vantage uWu on OwO the UwU Duke -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD pass you. ;;w;; Twice ^.^ have OwO the OwO twumpets OwO sounded; -The UwU genyewous ÚwÚ and gwavest xDD citizens ->_< Have hent OwO the ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and vewy ;;w;; nyeaw x3 upon -The UwU Duke :3 is ent'ring; ^.^ thewefowe, hence, >_> away. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The :33 city xDD gate - -x3 Entew at uWu sevewaw :33 doows ;;w;; DUKE, OwO VAWWIUS, WOWDS; xDD ANGEWO, ^.^ ESCAWUS, >_< Wucio, -ÚwÚ PWOVOST, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and UwU CITIZENS - -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My vewy >w< wowthy uWu cousin, ^w^ faiwwy ^w^ met! -Our ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and xDD faithfuw OwO fwiend, ^-^ we awe ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you. -xDD ANGEWO, ESCAWUS. x3 Happy xDD wetuwn >w< be ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw Grace! -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Many ÚwÚ and >_< heawty ^w^ thankings ^-^ to you >_> both. -We ^.^ have :3 made inquiry >_> of you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we hear -Such xDD goodnyess >_> of >_> youw :33 justice UwU that ^-^ ouw ^w^ souw -Cannyot uWu but ÚwÚ yiewd you :3 fowth ^-^ to uWu pubwic UwU thanks, -:3 Fowewunnying ^-^ mowe requital. -x3 ANGEWO. You ^-^ make my ÚwÚ bonds still ^-^ gweatew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, >_> youw desewt ^-^ speaks woud; ÚwÚ and I shouwd :33 wwong ^.^ it -ÚwÚ To ^-^ wock ^.^ it in OwO the :33 wawds >_> of covert ^.^ bosom, -When ^.^ it deserves, with UwU chawactews >_> of xDD bwass, -OwO A fowted >_> wesidence >w< 'gainst OwO the tooth >_> of UwU time -And wazuwe >_> of OwO obwivion. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. -And let OwO the :33 subject >_> see, ^-^ to ^-^ make them xDD knyow -:33 That >_> outwawd couwtesies would fain :3 pwocwaim -^.^ Favouws UwU that ^-^ keep within. ^w^ Come, >w< Escawus, -You >w< must ÚwÚ wawk uWu by OwO us uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu othew ;;w;; hand, -And good suppowtews awe you. - -x3 Entew OwO FWIAW >w< PETEW ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA - -PETER. Nyow :3 is >_> youw time; speak ^w^ woud, ÚwÚ and knyeew before >_> him. -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Justice, :3 O :33 woyaw Duke! Vail >_> youw ^-^ wegawd -:3 Upon :3 a ^-^ wwong'd- I would fain ^.^ have ^w^ said :3 a UwU maid! -:3 O >w< wowthy Pwince, ^-^ dishonyouw ^.^ nyot >_> youw eye -By ^.^ thwowing ^.^ it uWu on ^-^ any uWu othew object -;;w;; Tiww you ^.^ have heard me in my OwO twue complaint, -And >w< given me justice, justice, justice, :33 justice. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Relate >_> youw wwongs. UwU In ;;w;; what? By >_< whom? Be brief. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is Wowd x3 Angewo uWu shaww ^w^ give you ;;w;; justice; -ÚwÚ Weveaw yourself ^-^ to >_> him. -UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O >w< wowthy Duke, -You ;;w;; bid me >w< seek xDD wedemption >_> of OwO the deviw! ->w< Heaw me yourself; uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which I >w< must speak -Must ;;w;; eithew punish uWu me, ^.^ nyot being bewiev'd, -Ow wwing redress ^-^ fwom you. >w< Heaw uWu me, :33 O, hear uWu me, :3 hewe! -x3 ANGEWO. UwU My lord, xDD hew wits, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, awe ^.^ nyot >_> fiwm; -She ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to me uWu fow xDD hew :33 bwothew, -xDD Cut x3 off uWu by ^-^ couwse >_> of justice- -UwU ISABEWWA. By ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> justice! -x3 ANGEWO. And ^.^ she uWu wiww speak UwU most bitterly ÚwÚ and :33 stwange. -UwU ISABEWWA. uWu Most stwange, uWu but ÚwÚ yet UwU most truly, uWu wiww I speak. -:33 That x3 Angewo's xDD fowswown, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot strange? -:33 That x3 Angewo's :3 a >w< muwdewew, :3 is't ^.^ nyot strange? -:33 That x3 Angewo :3 is OwO an aduwtewous xDD thief, -An ÚwÚ hypocwite, :3 a ÚwÚ viwgin-viowatow, -^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and strange? -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is >w< ten xDD times :33 stwange. -UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot twuew ^.^ he :3 is x3 Angewo ->w< Than :3 this :3 is >w< aww as OwO twue as ^.^ it :3 is >_< stwange; -;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is >w< ten xDD times true; uWu fow >w< twuth :3 is >w< twuth -ÚwÚ To th' ^-^ end >_> of reck'ning. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Away with :3 hew. OwO Poow >_> souw, -She ^-^ speaks :3 this in th' infiwmity >_> of :33 sense. -UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O Prince! I conjuwe ^.^ thee, as :3 thou bewiev'st -Thewe :3 is another comfort than :3 this UwU wowwd, -:33 That :3 thou ^.^ nyegwect me ^.^ nyot with UwU that >_< opinyion -:33 That I x3 am ^w^ touch'd with madnyess. UwU Make ^.^ nyot impossibwe -:33 That ;;w;; which uWu but uWu seems unlike: 'tis ^.^ nyot impossibwe -But one, OwO the ÚwÚ wicked'st caitiff uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, -May ÚwÚ seem as ÚwÚ shy, as :33 gwave, as UwU just, as absowute, -UwU As Angelo; x3 even OwO so ^-^ may OwO Angewo, -UwU In >w< aww his dressings, >w< chawacts, titles, forms, -Be OwO an >_< awch-viwwain. >_< Bewieve it, :33 woyaw Pwince, ->w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ wess, :33 he's OwO nyothing; uWu but :33 he's :3 mowe, -Had I ^-^ mowe name uWu fow ^.^ badnyess. -ÚwÚ DUKE. By >_< minye ;;w;; honyesty, ->w< If ^.^ she >w< be >_< mad, as I believe nyo xDD othew, -Her UwU madnyess ;;w;; hath OwO the uWu oddest fwame >_> of :33 sense, -Such :3 a :33 dependency >_> of xDD thing uWu on :33 thing, -UwU As e'ew I heard in madnyess. -UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O >_< gwacious Duke, -uWu Hawp ^.^ nyot uWu on UwU that; :3 nyow ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ banyish reason ->_< Fow inyequawity; uWu but let >_> youw reason sewve -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the >w< twuth :3 appeaw xDD whewe ^.^ it uWu seems ;;w;; hid, -And hide OwO the false uWu seems true. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Many UwU that awe ^.^ nyot mad -;;w;; Have, ;;w;; suwe, ^-^ mowe wack >_> of reason. What would you ^w^ say? -UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am OwO the ^-^ sistew >_> of ^-^ onye :33 Cwaudio, -Condemn'd x3 upon OwO the ^.^ act >_> of fownyication -ÚwÚ To wose his ÚwÚ head; :33 condemn'd uWu by ^.^ Angewo. -OwO I, in >w< pwobation >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sistewhood, ->_> Was x3 sent ^-^ to uWu by my brother; ^-^ onye ;;w;; Wucio -UwU As then OwO the >w< messengew- -uWu WUCIO. ^.^ That's OwO I, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -I came ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ fwom :33 Cwaudio, ÚwÚ and >w< desiw'd xDD hew -ÚwÚ To twy xDD hew >_< gwacious >_> fowtunye with Wowd x3 Angewo ->_< Fow xDD hew UwU poow >_< bwothew's ;;w;; pawdon. -UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ That's >_< he, :3 indeed. -ÚwÚ DUKE. You ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ^-^ to speak. -uWu WUCIO. No, my good ^w^ wowd; -Nyow :33 wish'd ^-^ to howd my ^-^ peace. -ÚwÚ DUKE. I ^w^ wish you nyow, then; -;;w;; Pway you UwU take ^-^ nyote >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and when you ^.^ have -OwO A ^-^ businyess uWu fow OwO youwsewf, pray >w< heaven you then -Be pewfect. -uWu WUCIO. I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw honyouw. -ÚwÚ DUKE. The OwO wawwant's uWu fow yourself; UwU take ^w^ heed to't. -UwU ISABEWWA. :3 This ^-^ gentweman told uWu somewhat >_> of my >_> tawe. -uWu WUCIO. ^w^ Wight. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ wight; uWu but you awe >w< i' OwO the :33 wwong -ÚwÚ To speak before >_> youw xDD time. :33 Pwoceed. -UwU ISABEWWA. I went -ÚwÚ To :3 this pernicious caitiff deputy. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ That's uWu somewhat :3 madwy ÚwÚ spoken. -UwU ISABEWWA. Pawdon xDD it; -The ^.^ phwase :3 is ^-^ to OwO the OwO mattew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Mended again. The >w< mattew- :3 pwoceed. -UwU ISABEWWA. UwU In ^.^ bwief- ^-^ to xDD set OwO the needless ^-^ pwocess >_> by, -OwO How I pewsuaded, how I :3 pway'd, ÚwÚ and >w< knyeew'd, -OwO How ^.^ he refell'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and how I ^.^ wepwied, ->_< Fow :3 this ÚwÚ was >_> of >w< much length- OwO the :3 viwe >_> concwusion -I :3 nyow begin with >w< gwief ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to :33 uttew: -ÚwÚ He would ;;w;; nyot, uWu but uWu by >_> gift >_> of my >_< chaste ÚwÚ body -ÚwÚ To his >_< concupiscibwe intemperate >w< wust, -;;w;; Wewease my brother; :3 and, aftew >w< much ;;w;; debatement, -UwU My UwU sistewwy >w< wemowse >w< confutes >_< minye xDD honyouw, -And I >_> did ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to >_> him. But OwO the next ^w^ mown :3 betimes, -His OwO puwpose x3 suwfeiting, ^.^ he >_> sends :3 a ;;w;; wawwant ->_< Fow my UwU poow >_< bwothew's head. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This :3 is UwU most likely! -UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe as >_< wike as ^.^ it :3 is :3 twue! -ÚwÚ DUKE. By UwU heaven, OwO fond >_< wwetch, :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot what :3 thou :3 speak'st, -Ow ewse :3 thou art ^-^ subown'd x3 against his uWu honyouw -UwU In ^-^ hatefuw :33 pwactice. First, his integwity -;;w;; Stands ^-^ without x3 bwemish; nyext, ^.^ it impowts nyo reason -:33 That with such :3 vehemency ^.^ he shouwd x3 puwsue -^w^ Fauwts pwopew ^-^ to :3 himsewf. >w< If ^.^ he xDD had OwO so ;;w;; offended, -ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have x3 weigh'd >w< thy bwothew uWu by himself, -And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ cut him UwU off. uWu Some ^-^ onye ;;w;; hath xDD set you OwO on; -:3 Confess OwO the truth, ÚwÚ and uWu say uWu by uWu whose >_> advice -Thou xDD cam'st here ^-^ to >_> compwain. -UwU ISABEWWA. And :3 is :3 this all? ->_> Then, :3 O you bwessed ^.^ minyistews ^.^ abuv, -Keep me in patience; :3 and, with ripened UwU time, -Unfold OwO the evil ;;w;; which :3 is here wwapt OwO up -UwU In countenance! xDD Heaven OwO shiewd >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ fwom x3 woe, -UwU As OwO I, ;;w;; thus >_< wwong'd, x3 hence >_< unbewieved go! -ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow ^w^ you'd fain >w< be gone. An officer! -ÚwÚ To pwison with her! :33 Shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; thus >w< pewmit -OwO A bwasting ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU scandawous >_> bweath ^-^ to ^-^ faww -uWu On him OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >_> us? :3 This ^.^ nyeeds >w< must >w< be :3 a :33 pwactice. -OwO Who knew >_> of >_> youw ^.^ intent ÚwÚ and UwU coming ^w^ hithew? -UwU ISABEWWA. >_< Onye UwU that I would ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, Fwiaw Wodowick. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A ghostly fathew, belike. OwO Who knows UwU that Wodowick? -uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, I xDD knyow him; 'tis :3 a meddwing ÚwÚ fwiaw. -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the >w< man; xDD had ^.^ he >_< been >_< way, my lord, ->_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain uWu wowds ^.^ he ^-^ spake x3 against >_> youw OwO Gwace -UwU In >_> youw >_< wetiwement, I xDD had ^-^ swing'd him soundly. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Words x3 against x3 me? ^w^ This's :3 a good >_> fwiaw, belike! -And ^-^ to xDD set uWu on :3 this wwetched ^-^ woman here -uWu Against ^-^ ouw ^-^ substitute! >_> Wet :3 this ^w^ fwiaw >w< be ÚwÚ found. -uWu WUCIO. But UwU yestewnyight, my lord, ^.^ she ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> fwiaw, -I ^-^ saw them at OwO the prison; :3 a ;;w;; saucy >_> fwiaw, -OwO A vewy scurvy fewwow. -PETER. Blessed >w< be >_> youw :33 woyaw Grace! -I ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood >_> by, my lord, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard -Your :33 woyaw ear ^-^ abus'd. First, ;;w;; hath :3 this ^-^ woman -uWu Most >w< wwongfuwwy ^w^ accus'd >_> youw x3 substitute; -OwO Who :3 is as free ^-^ fwom ^.^ touch ^w^ ow soiw with xDD hew -UwU As ^.^ she ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye x3 ungot. -ÚwÚ DUKE. We >_> did believe nyo less. -xDD Knyow you UwU that Fwiaw Lodowick UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ speaks x3 of? -PETER. I xDD knyow him uWu fow :3 a man >_< divinye ÚwÚ and >_> howy; -:3 Nyot OwO scuwvy, :3 nyow :3 a :33 tempowawy meddler, -UwU As :33 he's >_> wepowted uWu by :3 this ^w^ gentweman; -And, uWu on my twust, :3 a man UwU that never ÚwÚ yet -Did, as ^.^ he x3 vouches, ÚwÚ miswepowt >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, UwU most ^-^ viwwainyouswy; believe it. -PETER. Weww, ^.^ he in UwU time ^-^ may come ^-^ to ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; himsewf; -But at :3 this x3 instant ^.^ he :3 is >_< sick, my lord, -x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ stwange fever. :3 Upon his mere request- ->_> Being come ^-^ to knowledge UwU that there ÚwÚ was complaint -:3 Intended >w< 'gainst Wowd :3 Angewo- came I UwU hithew -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ speak, as ^-^ fwom his uWu mouth, what ^.^ he doth xDD knyow -^-^ Is OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse; ÚwÚ and what >_< he, with his OwO oath -And >w< aww >w< pwobation, uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO up :33 fuww clear, -Whensoever :33 he's ^w^ convented. First, uWu fow :3 this xDD woman- -ÚwÚ To >_> justify :3 this >w< wowthy nobleman, -^w^ So :3 vuwgawwy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pewsonyawwy x3 accus'd- -Her uWu shaww you hear disproved ^-^ to xDD hew >_> eyes, -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ she x3 hewsewf x3 confess it. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Good >_> fwiaw, wet's hear it. Exit ISABEWWA >_> guawded -Do you ^.^ nyot >_> smiwe at this, Wowd :3 Angewo? -:3 O UwU heaven, OwO the vanyity >_> of wwetched fools! ->w< Give OwO us >w< some ;;w;; seats. ^w^ Come, cousin Angelo; -UwU In :3 this I'll >w< be impartial; >w< be you ;;w;; judge -x3 Of >_> youw >_> own ^.^ cause. - -x3 Entew MARIANA >_> veiwed - -^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ;;w;; witnyess, friar? -OwO FIWST let xDD hew show xDD hew ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and aftew speak. -^w^ MAWIANyA. >_> Pawdon, my ^w^ wowd; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot show my ;;w;; face -^.^ Untiw my xDD husband ;;w;; bid >_> me. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, awe you married? -^w^ MAWIANyA. No, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Awe you :3 a ^-^ maid? -^w^ MAWIANyA. No, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A OwO widow, ^.^ then? -^w^ MAWIANyA. Neither, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, you awe nyothing then; neither ;;w;; maid, OwO widow, :3 nyow wife. -uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, ^.^ she ^-^ may >w< be :3 a ^.^ punk; uWu fow many >_> of them awe neither -;;w;; maid, OwO widow, :3 nyow wife. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Siwence UwU that fewwow. I would ^.^ he xDD had >w< some cause -ÚwÚ To pwattwe uWu fow :3 himsewf. -uWu WUCIO. Weww, my :33 wowd. -^w^ MAWIANyA. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do x3 confess I :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was xDD mawwied, -And I uWu confess, ÚwÚ besides, I x3 am nyo uWu maid. -I ^.^ have OwO knyown my ^-^ husband; ÚwÚ yet my xDD husband -^.^ Knyows ^.^ nyot UwU that >w< evew ^.^ he knew >_> me. -uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< dwunk, then, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it can >w< be nyo ^w^ bettew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Fow OwO the benefit >_> of :3 siwence, would :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO so OwO too! -uWu WUCIO. Weww, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This :3 is nyo witness uWu fow Wowd ^.^ Angewo. -^w^ MAWIANyA. Nyow I come to't, my uWu wowd: -She UwU that accuses him >_> of UwU fownyication, -UwU In ;;w;; sewf-same manner doth :3 accuse my ^-^ husband; -And chawges ^w^ him, my lord, with such :3 a UwU time -When I'll depose I xDD had him in >_< minye uWu awms, -x3 With >w< aww th' :33 effect >_> of wuv. -x3 ANGEWO. Chawges ^.^ she uWu moe than x3 me? -^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 Nyot UwU that I know. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyo? You uWu say >_> youw >_> husband. -^w^ MAWIANyA. ÚwÚ Why, UwU just, my lord, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is OwO Angewo, -OwO Who OwO thinks ^.^ he knows UwU that ^.^ he :33 nye'ew knew my body, -But knows ^.^ he OwO thinks UwU that ^.^ he knows Isabel's. -x3 ANGEWO. :3 This :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange UwU abuse. Let's UwU see >w< thy face. -^w^ MAWIANyA. UwU My xDD husband >_< bids me; :3 nyow I uWu wiww UwU unmask. -:33 [Unveiwing] -:3 This :3 is UwU that ;;w;; face, :3 thou x3 cwuew OwO Angewo, -^w^ Which UwU once :3 thou ^w^ swow'st ÚwÚ was wowth OwO the looking OwO on; -:3 This :3 is OwO the hand which, with :3 a ÚwÚ vow'd contract, ->_> Was fast x3 bewock'd in :3 thinye; :3 this :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ body -:33 That took away OwO the ^-^ match ^-^ fwom Isabew, -And >_> did :3 suppwy ÚwÚ thee at >w< thy gawden-house -UwU In xDD hew imagin'd ^.^ pewson. -ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Knyow you :3 this ^-^ woman? -uWu WUCIO. ^.^ Cawnyawwy, ^.^ she ;;w;; says. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Sirrah, nyo more. -uWu WUCIO. ^-^ Enyough, my :33 wowd. -x3 ANGEWO. UwU My lord, I >w< must x3 confess I xDD knyow :3 this ;;w;; woman; -And five years >_< since there ÚwÚ was >w< some OwO speech >_> of mawwiage -ÚwÚ Betwixt ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and UwU hew; ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was x3 bwoke OwO off, -Pawtwy uWu fow UwU that xDD hew promised ^.^ pwopowtions -Came ^-^ showt >_> of >_> composition; uWu but in >_> chief ->_< Fow UwU that xDD hew weputation ÚwÚ was disvawued -UwU In >w< wevity. x3 Since ;;w;; which UwU time >_> of five years -I never ^-^ spake with UwU hew, ^-^ saw UwU hew, :3 nyow heard ^-^ fwom UwU hew, -:3 Upon my :3 faith ÚwÚ and honyouw. -^w^ MAWIANyA. x3 Nyobwe Pwince, -UwU As there comes ^.^ wight ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ÚwÚ and uWu wowds ^-^ fwom breath, -UwU As there :3 is :33 sense in >w< twuth ÚwÚ and >w< twuth in uWu viwtue, -I x3 am :3 affianc'd :3 this ÚwÚ man's UwU wife as stwongwy -UwU As uWu wowds :33 couwd ^-^ make OwO up :33 vows. And, my good lord, -But >w< Tuesday night last gone, :33 in's garden-house, -ÚwÚ He knew me as :3 a wife. UwU As :3 this :3 is true, ->_> Wet me in >_> safety ÚwÚ waise me ^-^ fwom my knees, -Ow ewse uWu fow >w< evew >w< be >_> confixed ;;w;; hewe, -OwO A marble >_> monyument! -x3 ANGEWO. I >_> did uWu but >_> smiwe ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. -Nyow, good my lord, ^w^ give me OwO the >_> scope >_> of ;;w;; justice; -UwU My >_< patience here :3 is touch'd. I ^-^ do pewceive -^.^ These UwU poow uWu infowmaw >w< women awe nyo ^-^ mowe -But xDD instwuments >_> of >w< some ^-^ mowe :33 mightiew membew -:33 That ^w^ sets them x3 on. >_> Wet me ^.^ have >_< way, my lord, -ÚwÚ To find :3 this practice >_< out. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, with my >_> heawt; -And punish them ^-^ to >_> youw >_< height >_> of ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -Thou foowish >_> fwiaw, ÚwÚ and :3 thou pernicious woman, -:3 Compact with xDD hew that's gone, think'st :3 thou >w< thy oaths, -^-^ Though uWu they would uWu sweaw ;;w;; down OwO each pawticuwaw :33 saint, -Were >w< testimonyies x3 against his wowth ÚwÚ and >_< cwedit, -^.^ That's seal'd in >w< appwobation? :3 You, Wowd >w< Escawus, ->_> Sit with my UwU cousin; lend him >_> youw >w< kind x3 pains -ÚwÚ To find >_< out :3 this :3 abuse, :3 whence 'tis ^-^ dewiv'd. -Thewe :3 is another ^w^ fwiaw UwU that xDD set them OwO on; ->_> Wet him >w< be x3 sent OwO fow. -PETER. Wouwd lie ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, my wowd! >_< Fow ^.^ he >_< indeed -;;w;; Hath xDD set OwO the >w< women uWu on ^-^ to :3 this compwaint. -Your provost knows OwO the place xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; abides, -And ^.^ he ^-^ may ÚwÚ fetch >_> him. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Go, ^-^ do ^.^ it instantly. Exit xDD PWOVOST -And you, my x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO weww-wawwanted uWu cousin, -x3 Whom ^.^ it UwU concewns ^-^ to hear :3 this matter >w< fowth, -Do with >_> youw injuwies as uWu seems you :33 best -UwU In ^-^ any ;;w;; chastisement. I uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe uWu wiww xDD weave OwO you; -But :33 stiw ^.^ nyot you ÚwÚ tiww you ^.^ have ;;w;; weww determin'd -:3 Upon ^.^ these swandewews. -ESCAWUS. UwU My lord, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ do ^.^ it throughly. Exit DUKE -UwU Signyiow >_< Wucio, >_> did ^.^ nyot you uWu say you knew UwU that Fwiaw Lodowick ^-^ to >w< be -:3 a >_< dishonyest ÚwÚ pewson? -uWu WUCIO. UwU 'Cucuwwus nyon ^.^ facit ^-^ monyachum': >w< honyest in nyothing uWu but in his ->_> cwothes; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD spoke UwU most >_< viwwainyous >_< speeches >_> of OwO the ->_> Duke. -ESCAWUS. We uWu shaww entweat you ^-^ to >_> abide here ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he come ÚwÚ and -enforce them x3 against >_> him. We uWu shaww find :3 this ^w^ fwiaw :3 a >_> nyotabwe -fewwow. -uWu WUCIO. UwU As ^-^ any in Viennya, uWu on my :33 wowd. -ESCAWUS. ^-^ Caww UwU that >_> same Isabew here UwU once ÚwÚ again; I would speak with -:3 hew. xDD [Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT] ;;w;; Pway you, my lord, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to -ÚwÚ question; you uWu shaww UwU see how I'll handle :3 hew. -uWu WUCIO. :3 Nyot better than >_< he, uWu by xDD hew >_> own >_< wepowt. -ESCAWUS. Say you? -uWu WUCIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I xDD think, ^-^ if you ^w^ handwed xDD hew ^w^ pwivatewy, ^.^ she would -sooner UwU confess; UwU pewchance, x3 pubwicwy, she'll >w< be ;;w;; asham'd. - -;;w;; We-entew OFFICEWS with :33 ISABEWWA; ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST with OwO the -DUKE in his fwiaw's :33 habit - -ESCAWUS. I uWu wiww >w< go darkly ^-^ to wowk with :3 hew. -uWu WUCIO. ^.^ That's OwO the OwO way; uWu fow >w< women awe ^.^ wight at midnyight. -ESCAWUS. Come OwO on, UwU mistwess; >w< hewe's :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman ^w^ denyies >w< aww UwU that -you ^.^ have ^w^ said. -uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, here comes OwO the >w< wascaw I xDD spoke :33 of, here with OwO the -Pwovost. -ESCAWUS. UwU In vewy good xDD time. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot you ^-^ to him ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we caww x3 upon -you. -uWu WUCIO. Mum. -ESCAWUS. ^w^ Come, siw; >_> did you xDD set ^.^ these >w< women uWu on ^-^ to :3 swandew Wowd -:3 Angewo? ^.^ They ^.^ have x3 confess'd you ÚwÚ did. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ fawse. -ESCAWUS. ^w^ How! xDD Knyow you xDD whewe you :33 awe? -ÚwÚ DUKE. Respect ^-^ to >_> youw gweat pwace! ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^w^ deviw -Be sometime UwU honyouw'd uWu fow his burning :33 thwonye! -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the OwO Duke? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he shouwd hear me speak. -ESCAWUS. The >w< Duke's in >_< us; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww hear you >_< speak; -Wook you speak ;;w;; justwy. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Bowdwy, at >w< weast. But, :33 O, UwU poow souls, -Come you ^-^ to >w< seek OwO the ÚwÚ wamb here >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ fox, -Good night ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ wedwess! ^-^ Is OwO the UwU Duke gonye? -;;w;; Then :3 is >_> youw cause gonye ^w^ too. The >w< Duke's ^.^ unjust -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to wetowt >_> youw manyifest :3 appeaw, -And >w< put >_> youw UwU twiaw in OwO the villain's OwO mouth -^w^ Which here you come ^-^ to accuse. -uWu WUCIO. :3 This :3 is OwO the :33 wascaw; :3 this :3 is ^.^ he I xDD spoke >_> of. -ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou unwevewend ÚwÚ and x3 unhawwowed >_> fwiaw, -:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enough :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ subown'd ^.^ these >w< women -ÚwÚ To :3 accuse :3 this >w< wowthy man, ;;w;; but, in ;;w;; fouw uWu mouth, -And in OwO the witness >_> of his pwopew eaw, -ÚwÚ To caww him villain; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to OwO gwance ^-^ fwom him -ÚwÚ To th' UwU Duke himself, ^-^ to >_> tax him with :33 injustice? -;;w;; Take him >_> hence; ^-^ to th' wack with :3 him! >w< We'ww uWu touze you -Joint uWu by UwU joint, uWu but ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD knyow his uWu puwpose. ->_> What, ;;w;; 'unjust'! -ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ nyot OwO so hot; OwO the UwU Duke ->w< Dawe nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; stwetch :3 this fingew >_> of >_< minye than ^.^ he ->w< Dawe wack his own; his :33 subject x3 am I ;;w;; nyot, -Nyow here ÚwÚ pwovinciaw. UwU My ^-^ businyess in :3 this OwO state -^w^ Made me :3 a xDD wookew-on here in Viennya, -:3 Whewe I ^.^ have uWu seen :33 cowwuption >_> boiw ÚwÚ and bubble -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it o'errun OwO the UwU stew: ^-^ waws uWu fow >w< aww fauwts, -But faults OwO so ^-^ countenyanc'd UwU that OwO the >w< stwong :33 statutes -Stand >_< wike OwO the ^w^ fowfeits in :3 a ^-^ bawbew's ^.^ shop, -UwU As >w< much in xDD mock as ^.^ mawk. -ESCAWUS. xDD Swandew ^-^ to th' >_> state! :3 Away with him ^-^ to :33 pwison! -x3 ANGEWO. What can you vouch x3 against ^w^ him, UwU Signyiow Lucio? -^-^ Is :3 this OwO the man UwU that you >_> did tell OwO us x3 of? -uWu WUCIO. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, my :33 wowd. Come hithew, >_< good-man x3 bawd-pate. -Do you xDD knyow x3 me? -ÚwÚ DUKE. I wemembew you, ;;w;; siw, uWu by OwO the :33 sound >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ voice. I met you at -OwO the x3 pwison, in OwO the absence >_> of OwO the >_> Duke. -uWu WUCIO. :3 O >_> did you so? And ^-^ do you wemembew what you ^w^ said >_> of OwO the OwO Duke? -ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Most nyotedwy, sir. -uWu WUCIO. Do you so, sir? And ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU Duke :3 a ;;w;; fweshmongew, :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and -:3 a xDD cowawd, as you then >_> wepowted him ^-^ to x3 be? -ÚwÚ DUKE. You xDD must, ;;w;; siw, >_> change persons with me ewe you ^-^ make UwU that my -OwO wepowt; you, :3 indeed, xDD spoke OwO so >_> of him; ÚwÚ and >w< much :3 mowe, >w< much >w< wowse. -uWu WUCIO. :3 O :3 thou x3 damnyabwe ^.^ fewwow! OwO Did ^.^ nyot I xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee uWu by OwO the nyose uWu fow ->w< thy ^-^ speeches? -ÚwÚ DUKE. I uWu pwotest I love OwO the UwU Duke as I love ^-^ mysewf. -x3 ANGEWO. UwU Hawk how OwO the villain would :33 cwose nyow, aftew his tweasonyabwe -:3 abuses! -ESCAWUS. Such :3 a :3 fewwow :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >w< tawk'd :3 withaw. :3 Away with him ^-^ to -:33 pwison! :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Provost? :3 Away with him ^-^ to :33 pwison! >w< Way :3 bowts -enough x3 upon him; let him speak nyo more. :3 Away with x3 those giglets -UwU too, ÚwÚ and with OwO the uWu othew confederate companyion! -UwU [The xDD PWOVOST lays xDD bands uWu on OwO the >w< DUKE] -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Stay, siw; stay >_> awhiwe. -x3 ANGEWO. >_> What, resists x3 he? Hewp ^w^ him, OwO Wucio. -uWu WUCIO. ^w^ Come, siw; xDD come, siw; xDD come, siw; OwO foh, :3 siw! ÚwÚ Why, you -bawd-pated lying wascaw, you >w< must >w< be hooded, >w< must you? Show >_> youw -xDD knyave's uWu visage, with :3 a UwU pox ^-^ to xDD you! Show >_> youw UwU sheep-biting ;;w;; face, -ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; hang'd OwO an ;;w;; houw! x3 Wiww't ^.^ nyot off? -uWu [Puwws x3 off OwO the FRIAR'S bood ÚwÚ and >_> discuvws OwO the >w< DUKE] -ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou art OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ knyave UwU that e'ew :3 mad'st :3 a ^.^ duke. -First, uWu Pwovost, let me bail ^.^ these gentwe xDD thwee. -uWu [To Lucio] ;;w;; Snyeak ^.^ nyot ^w^ away, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow OwO the ^w^ fwiaw ÚwÚ and you -Must ^.^ have :3 a >_> wowd x3 anyon. >w< Way howd uWu on >_> him. -uWu WUCIO. :3 This ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv >_< wowse than :33 hanging. -ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu [To ÚwÚ ESCAWUS] What you ^.^ have xDD spoke I pawdon; ^-^ sit you down. ->w< We'ww borrow place >_> of >_> him. uWu [To ANGELO] >_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw weave. -xDD Hast :3 thou ^w^ ow ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ ow wit, ^w^ ow ^w^ impudence, -:33 That ÚwÚ yet can ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 office? >w< If :3 thou hast, -Rely x3 upon ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww my xDD tawe >w< be heard, -And howd nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_< out. -x3 ANGEWO. :3 O my ;;w;; dwead lord, -I shouwd >w< be UwU guiwtiew than my >_> guiwtinyess, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think I can >w< be uWu undiscewnyibwe, -When I pewceive >_> youw Gwace, >_< wike ^.^ pow'w >_> divinye, -;;w;; Hath ^.^ wook'd x3 upon my uWu passes. >_> Then, good Pwince, -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO session howd x3 upon my shame, -But let my UwU twiaw >w< be >_< minye >_> own ^-^ confession; -ÚwÚ Immediate >_< sentence then, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sequent >_< death, -^-^ Is >w< aww OwO the OwO gwace I >_> beg. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Come hithew, :33 Mawianya. -Say, >_< wast :3 thou e'ew :3 contwacted ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ woman? -x3 ANGEWO. I OwO was, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Go, UwU take xDD hew x3 hence ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew instantly. -Do you OwO the >_> office, friar; ;;w;; which :33 consummate, -Wetuwn him here again. uWu Go with ^w^ him, Pwovost. ->_< Exeunt xDD ANGEWO, MARIANA, OwO FWIAW x3 PETEW, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST -ESCAWUS. UwU My lord, I x3 am ^-^ mowe >w< amaz'd at his ^-^ dishonyouw ->w< Than at OwO the stwangenyess >_> of it. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Come hithew, :3 Isabew. -Your ^w^ fwiaw :3 is :3 nyow >_> youw pwince. UwU As I ÚwÚ was then ->_< Advewtising ÚwÚ and holy ^-^ to >_> youw businyess, -:3 Nyot changing OwO heawt with habit, I x3 am still -Attownyey'd at >_> youw uWu sewvice. -UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, ^w^ give me pawdon, -:33 That OwO I, >_> youw vassaw ^.^ have empwoy'd ÚwÚ and OwO pain'd -Your uWu unknyown >_> suvweignty. -ÚwÚ DUKE. You awe uWu pawdon'd, :3 Isabew. -And nyow, dear ;;w;; maid, >w< be you as free ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -Your >_< bwothew's >_< death, I >w< knyow, OwO sits at >_> youw >_> heawt; -And you ^-^ may x3 mawvew x3 why I ^.^ obscuw'd ÚwÚ mysewf, -uWu Wabouwing ^-^ to :33 save his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot wathew -UwU Make wash x3 wemonstwance >_> of my ;;w;; hidden ^.^ pow'w ->w< Than let him OwO so >w< be xDD wost. :3 O UwU most >w< kind ;;w;; maid, -^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the swift OwO cewewity >_> of his >_< death, -^w^ Which I >_> did ÚwÚ think with >w< swowew foot came OwO on, -:33 That :33 bwain'd my uWu puwpose. But xDD peace >w< be with :3 him! -:33 That life :3 is better xDD wife, ÚwÚ past feawing >_< death, ->w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; wives ^-^ to fear. UwU Make ^.^ it >_> youw UwU comfowt, -^w^ So x3 happy :3 is >_> youw brother. -UwU ISABEWWA. I uWu do, my :33 wowd. - -;;w;; We-entew xDD ANGEWO, MARIANA, OwO FWIAW x3 PETEW, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST - -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Fow :3 this >w< nyew-mawwied man ^-^ appwoaching ;;w;; hewe, -uWu Whose salt ^.^ imaginyation ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; hath wrong'd -Your ;;w;; weww-defended xDD honyouw, you >w< must pawdon ->_< Fow >_> Mawianya's OwO sake; uWu but as ^.^ he UwU adjudg'd >_> youw OwO bwothew- ->_> Being cwiminyaw in double viowation -x3 Of xDD sacwed uWu chastity ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO pwomise-bweach, -Theweon dependent, uWu fow >_> youw >_< bwothew's ^.^ wife- -The vewy UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the OwO waw x3 cwies >_< out -uWu Most audible, x3 even ^-^ fwom his pwopew tongue, -^w^ 'An x3 Angewo uWu fow :33 Cwaudio, death uWu fow death!' -xDD Haste still OwO pays haste, ÚwÚ and :3 weisuwe ^-^ answews >_< weisuwe; -;;w;; Wike doth ;;w;; quit ^-^ wike, ÚwÚ and Measure still uWu fow Measure. ->_> Then, OwO Angewo, >w< thy :33 fauwt's ;;w;; thus ^w^ manyifested, ->w< Which, >w< though :3 thou wouldst deny, ^w^ denyies ÚwÚ thee vantage. -We ^-^ do condemn ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the vewy bwock -:3 Whewe ^.^ Cwaudio stoop'd ^-^ to >_< death, ÚwÚ and with >_< wike UwU haste. -:3 Away with :3 him! -^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 O my UwU most >_< gwacious lord, -I >w< hope you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD mock me with :3 a >_> husband. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw xDD husband ÚwÚ mock'd you with :3 a >_> husband. -x3 Consenting ^-^ to OwO the >w< safeguawd >_> of >_> youw xDD honyouw, -I ^w^ thought >_> youw mawwiage uWu fit; ewse >_< imputation, ->_< Fow UwU that ^.^ he knew you, UwU might >_> wepwoach >_> youw xDD wife, -And uWu choke >_> youw good ^-^ to come. >_< Fow his OwO possessions, -UwU Awthough uWu by ;;w;; confiscation uWu they awe UwU ouws, -We ^-^ do x3 instate ÚwÚ and widow you withaw -ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy you :3 a better >_> husband. -^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 O my dear lord, -I crave nyo xDD othew, :3 nyow nyo better xDD man. -ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Nyevew crave him; ^-^ we awe x3 definyitive. -^w^ MAWIANyA. ;;w;; Gentwe my >w< wiege- >_> [Knyeewing] -ÚwÚ DUKE. You ^-^ do uWu but wose >_> youw xDD wabouw. -:3 Away with him ^-^ to >_< death! uWu [To x3 WUCIO] Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to you. -^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 O my good wowd! ^.^ Sweet Isabew, UwU take my part; -;;w;; Wend me >_> youw knees, ÚwÚ and >w< aww my life ^-^ to come -I'll lend you >w< aww my life ^-^ to ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. -ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Against >w< aww :33 sense you ^-^ do >_< impowtunye :3 hew. -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ she knyeew ;;w;; down in UwU mewcy >_> of :3 this fact, -Her >_< bwothew's ghost his uWu paved bed would bweak, -And UwU take xDD hew x3 hence in horror. -^w^ MAWIANyA. Isabew, -^.^ Sweet Isabew, ^-^ do ÚwÚ yet uWu but knyeew uWu by me; -Hold OwO up >_> youw x3 hands, uWu say OwO nyothing; I'll speak all. -^.^ They uWu say :33 best x3 men ÚwÚ mouwded >_< out >_> of faults; -And, uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ most, ÚwÚ become >w< much ^-^ mowe OwO the better ->_< Fow being :3 a wittwe >_> bad; OwO so ^-^ may my >_> husband. -:3 O Isabew, uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot lend :3 a OwO knyee? -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He >_> dies uWu fow Claudio's :33 death. -UwU ISABEWWA. >_> [Knyeewing] uWu Most >w< bounteous ;;w;; siw, -Look, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, uWu on :3 this man ^-^ condemn'd, -UwU As ^-^ if my bwothew wiv'd. I pawtwy ÚwÚ think -OwO A :3 due sincewity guvwn'd his deeds -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ wook uWu on me; >_< since ^.^ it :3 is so, ->_> Wet him ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. UwU My bwothew xDD had uWu but justice, -UwU In UwU that ^.^ he >_> did OwO the xDD thing uWu fow ;;w;; which ^.^ he ÚwÚ died; ->_< Fow OwO Angewo, -His ^.^ act >_> did ^.^ nyot o'ertake his OwO bad >_> intent, -And >w< must >w< be buwied uWu but as OwO an ^.^ intent -:33 That uWu pewish'd uWu by OwO the way. >_> Thoughts awe nyo ^w^ subjects; -uWu Intents uWu but mewewy xDD thoughts. -^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 Mewewy, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Your ^w^ suit's unpwofitabwe; ^.^ stand uWu up, I >w< say. -I ^.^ have UwU bethought me >_> of another fault. -uWu Pwovost, how came ^.^ it ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ was x3 beheaded -^.^ At OwO an unyusuaw >_< houw? -PROVOST. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^w^ commanded ÚwÚ so. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Had you :3 a speciaw ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow OwO the x3 deed? -PROVOST. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu by pwivate message. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Fow ;;w;; which I ^-^ do >w< dischawge you >_> of >_> youw x3 office; ->w< Give OwO up >_> youw keys. -PROVOST. Pawdon uWu me, x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; -I ^w^ thought ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU fauwt, uWu but knew ^.^ it not; ->_> Yet >_> did ^w^ wepent uWu me, aftew ^-^ mowe ^w^ advice; ->_< Fow OwO testimony whereof, ^-^ onye in OwO the x3 pwison, -:33 That shouwd uWu by pwivate owdew ewse ^.^ have :33 died, -I ^.^ have ^-^ wesewv'd >_> awive. -ÚwÚ DUKE. What's x3 he? -PROVOST. His name :3 is ^-^ Bawnyawdinye. -ÚwÚ DUKE. I would :3 thou xDD hadst x3 donye OwO so uWu by Claudio. -uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch him uWu hithew; let me ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. Exit xDD PWOVOST -ESCAWUS. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ onye OwO so ^w^ weawnyed ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD wise -UwU As you, Wowd OwO Angewo, ^.^ have still ^w^ appeaw'd, -;;w;; Shouwd :33 swip OwO so grossly, uWu both in OwO the heat >_> of UwU bwood -And wack >_> of tempew'd ÚwÚ judgment UwU aftewwawd. -x3 ANGEWO. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that such UwU sowwow I pwocuwe; -And OwO so ^-^ deep sticks ^.^ it in my penitent OwO heawt -:33 That I crave death ^-^ mowe willingly than >_> mewcy; -^.^ 'Tis my desewving, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do entweat it. - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST, with BARNARDINE, CLAUDIO (muffled) -ÚwÚ and JULIET - -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Which :3 is UwU that Bawnyawdinye? -PROVOST. This, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ fwiaw told me >_> of :3 this xDD man. -Sirrah, :3 thou art ^w^ said ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a :3 stubbown >_> souw, -:33 That appwehends nyo further than :3 this UwU wowwd, -And squaw'st >w< thy life :3 accowding. Thou'rt condemn'd; -But, uWu fow x3 those earthly fauwts, I ;;w;; quit them aww, -And pray ÚwÚ thee UwU take :3 this UwU mewcy ^-^ to :3 pwovide ->_< Fow better xDD times ^-^ to come. Friar, :33 advise him; -I xDD weave him ^-^ to >_> youw hand. What OwO muffw'd ^-^ fewwow's ÚwÚ that? -PROVOST. :3 This :3 is another pwisonyew UwU that I uWu sav'd, -OwO Who shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; died when ^.^ Cwaudio lost his ÚwÚ head; -UwU As >_< wike ^w^ awmost ^-^ to ^.^ Cwaudio as :3 himsewf. [Unmuffwes >_< CWAUDIO] -ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] >w< If ^.^ he >w< be >_< wike >_> youw :33 bwothew, uWu fow his :33 sake -^-^ Is ^.^ he pardon'd; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw UwU wuvwy UwU sake, ->w< Give me >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and uWu say you uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ minye, -ÚwÚ He :3 is my bwothew ^w^ too. But >_< fittew UwU time uWu fow ;;w;; that. -By :3 this Wowd x3 Angewo ;;w;; pewceives :33 he's >_< safe; -x3 Methinks I UwU see :3 a UwU quick'nying in his >w< eye. -Weww, OwO Angewo, >_> youw evil >_> quits you :33 weww. -Wook UwU that you love >_> youw ^-^ wife; xDD hew wowth wowth ^w^ youws. -I find OwO an :3 apt >_> wemission in mysewf; -And ÚwÚ yet >w< hewe's ^-^ onye in place I cannyot ;;w;; pawdon. -ÚwÚ To Lucio] :3 You, ÚwÚ siwwah, UwU that knew me uWu fow :3 a fool, :3 a xDD cowawd, ->_< Onye >w< aww >_> of luxury, OwO an ass, :3 a >w< madman! -OwO Whewein ^.^ have I OwO so deserv'd >_> of you -:33 That you UwU extow me ^.^ thus? -uWu WUCIO. OwO Faith, my lord, I xDD spoke ^.^ it uWu but >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the uWu twick. ->w< If you uWu wiww >_> hang me uWu fow it, you :3 may; uWu but I xDD had wathew ^.^ it would ->w< pwease you I UwU might >w< be ^-^ whipt. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Whipt :33 fiwst, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hang'd >w< aftew. -UwU Pwocwaim it, uWu Pwovost, x3 wound about OwO the >_< city, ->w< If ^-^ any ^-^ woman wrong'd uWu by :3 this :3 wewd ÚwÚ fewwow- -UwU As I ^.^ have heard him uWu sweaw ^-^ himsewf :33 thewe's ^-^ onye -x3 Whom ^.^ he ;;w;; begot with OwO chiwd, let xDD hew appear, -And ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. The ^w^ nyuptiaw finyish'd, ->_> Wet him >w< be uWu whipt ÚwÚ and >_> hang'd. -uWu WUCIO. I uWu beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy me ^-^ to :3 a whowe. Your -Highness ^w^ said x3 even :3 nyow I :3 made you :3 a UwU duke; good my lord, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ wecompense me in :33 making me :3 a cuckold. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. -x3 Thy swandews I x3 fowgive; ÚwÚ and :3 thewewithaw -Remit >w< thy uWu othew ^w^ fowfeits. ;;w;; Take him ^-^ to prison; -And UwU see ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe hewein >_< executed. -uWu WUCIO. x3 Mawwying :3 a x3 punk, my lord, :3 is >_> pwessing ^-^ to >_< death, whipping, -ÚwÚ and :33 hanging. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Swandewing :3 a pwince ^-^ desewves it. ->_< Exeunt OFFICEWS with WUCIO -^.^ She, :33 Cwaudio, UwU that you >_< wwong'd, ÚwÚ wook you :33 westowe. -Joy ^-^ to you, >w< Mawianya! ^-^ Wuv UwU hew, Angelo; -I ^.^ have x3 confess'd UwU hew, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow xDD hew ;;w;; viwtue. -ÚwÚ Thanks, good fwiend >w< Escawus, uWu fow >w< thy >w< much uWu goodnyess; -There's ^-^ mowe >_> behind UwU that :3 is ^-^ mowe ;;w;; gwatuwate. -ÚwÚ Thanks, uWu Pwovost, uWu fow >w< thy cawe ÚwÚ and >_> secwecy; -We uWu shaww x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee in :3 a worthier :3 pwace. -uWu Fowgive ^w^ him, OwO Angewo, UwU that ^w^ bwought you UwU home -The head >_> of ^-^ Wagozinye uWu fow ^w^ Cwaudio's: -^-^ Th' OwO offence pawdons itself. UwU Deaw Isabew, -I ^.^ have :3 a motion >w< much impowts >_> youw >w< good; -xDD Wheweto ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww :3 a willing ear >_> incwinye, -What's >_< minye :3 is xDD youws, ÚwÚ and what :3 is x3 youws :3 is x3 minye. -UwU So, bwing OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 pawace, xDD whewe ^w^ we'ww show -What's ÚwÚ yet >_> behind that's ^.^ meet you >w< aww shouwd know. ->_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -^.^ 1597 - -OwO THE MERCHANT >_< OF xDD VENyICE - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -OwO THE DUKE >_< OF xDD VENyICE -OwO THE PRINCE >_< OF MOWOCCO, OwO suitow ^-^ to OwO Powtia -OwO THE PRINCE >_< OF >_< AWWAGON, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -;;w;; ANTONyIO, :3 a ^.^ mewchant >_> of Venyice -;;w;; BASSANyIO, his OwO fwiend, OwO suitow ^-^ to OwO Powtia -SOLANIO, fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ Antonyio ÚwÚ and OwO Bassanyio -SALERIO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ->w< GWATIANyO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -^.^ WOWENZO, in love with xDD Jessica -SHYLOCK, :3 a rich OwO Jew -TUBAL, :3 a :3 Jew, his fwiend -^.^ WAUNCEWOT uWu GOBBO, :3 a UwU cwown, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to :3 Shywock -OwO OWD uWu GOBBO, fathew ^-^ to OwO Wauncewot -LEONARDO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO Bassanyio -BALTHASAR, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO Powtia -STEPHANyO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " - -;;w;; POWTIA, :3 a rich heiress -:3 NyEWISSA, xDD hew >_< waiting-maid -UwU JESSICA, daughter ^-^ to :3 Shywock - -Magnificoes >_> of >_> Venyice, Officers >_> of OwO the ^.^ Couwt >_> of UwU Justice, -Gaoler, :33 Sewvants, ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 Attendants - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: ->_> Venyice, ÚwÚ and PORTIA'S house at ^w^ Bewmont - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew ;;w;; ANTONyIO, SALERIO, ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO - -x3 ANTONyIO. UwU In UwU sooth, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why I x3 am OwO so :33 sad. -^w^ It weawies me; you uWu say ^.^ it weawies OwO you; -But how I >_> caught it, ;;w;; found it, ^w^ ow came uWu by it, -What stuff 'tis :3 made :33 of, ^w^ wheweof ^.^ it :3 is :33 bown, -I x3 am ^-^ to weawn; -And such :3 a want-wit >w< sadnyess makes >_> of me -:33 That I ^.^ have >w< much >_< ado ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. ->w< SAWEWIO. Your :33 mind :3 is tossing uWu on OwO the >w< ocean; -Thewe xDD whewe >_> youw >_> awgosies, with powtwy OwO saiw- -;;w;; Wike >_< signyiows ÚwÚ and rich :3 buwghews uWu on OwO the ^.^ fwood, -Ow as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO the ÚwÚ pageants >_> of OwO the ;;w;; sea- -Do :3 uvwpeew OwO the :33 petty ^w^ twaffickews, -:33 That ^w^ cuwtsy ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ^-^ do them reverence, -UwU As uWu they UwU fwy uWu by them with theiw woven x3 wings. -:3 SOWANyIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, xDD had I such venture >w< fowth, -The better part >_> of my ÚwÚ affections would -Be with my OwO hopes abwoad. I shouwd >w< be still -Plucking OwO the :3 gwass ^-^ to xDD knyow xDD whewe OwO sits OwO the wind, -Peering in ÚwÚ maps uWu fow uWu powts, ÚwÚ and x3 piews, ÚwÚ and uWu woads; -And every object UwU that UwU might ^-^ make me ;;w;; feaw -^-^ Misfowtunye ^-^ to my OwO ventuwes, >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, -Wouwd ^-^ make me :33 sad. ->w< SAWEWIO. UwU My wind, cooling my broth, -Wouwd blow me ^-^ to OwO an ague when I ^w^ thought -What harm :3 a ^.^ wind xDD too gweat UwU might ^-^ do at >_> sea. -I shouwd ^.^ nyot UwU see OwO the :33 sandy hour-glass run -But I shouwd ÚwÚ think >_> of x3 shawwows ÚwÚ and >_> of fwats, -And UwU see my >w< weawthy :3 Andwew ^-^ dock'd in :33 sand, -Vailing xDD hew UwU high :3 top wowew than xDD hew xDD wibs -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss xDD hew buwiaw. ;;w;; Shouwd I >w< go ^-^ to church -And UwU see OwO the holy edifice >_> of ^.^ stonye, -And ^.^ nyot >_< bethink me straight >_> of dangewous rocks, ->w< Which, ^w^ touching uWu but my gentwe >_> vessew's >w< side, -Wouwd scatter >w< aww xDD hew x3 spices uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, -:3 Enwobe OwO the roaring UwU watews with my silks, -And, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, uWu but x3 even :3 nyow wowth this, -And :3 nyow wowth :3 nyothing? :33 Shaww I ^.^ have OwO the ^w^ thought -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think uWu on this, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww I wack OwO the ^w^ thought -:33 That such :3 a xDD thing >_< bechanc'd would ^-^ make me sad? -But tell ^.^ nyot me; I xDD knyow ^-^ Antonyio -^-^ Is >_> sad ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon his ^.^ mewchandise. -x3 ANTONyIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, no; I :3 thank my >_> fowtunye uWu fow it, -UwU My ventures awe ^.^ nyot in ^-^ onye xDD bottom twusted, -Nyow ^-^ to ^-^ onye >w< pwace; :3 nyow :3 is my xDD whowe ^-^ estate -:3 Upon OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ yeaw; -OwO Thewefowe my mewchandise makes me ^.^ nyot :33 sad. -:3 SOWANyIO. UwU Why then you awe in wuv. -x3 ANTONyIO. :33 Fie, fie! -:3 SOWANyIO. :3 Nyot in love >w< nyeithew? ;;w;; Then let OwO us uWu say you awe >_> sad -xDD Because you awe ^.^ nyot :3 mewwy; ÚwÚ and 'twere as :33 easy ->_< Fow you ^-^ to waugh ÚwÚ and :33 weap ÚwÚ and uWu say you awe uWu mewwy, -xDD Because you awe ^.^ nyot :33 sad. Nyow, uWu by >_< two-headed :33 Janyus, -:3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath x3 fwam'd ÚwÚ stwange xDD fewwows in xDD hew ^w^ time: -uWu Some UwU that uWu wiww xDD evewmowe UwU peep OwO thwough theiw >_> eyes, -And waugh >_< wike ;;w;; pawwots at :3 a >_< bag-pipew; -And uWu othew >_> of such ÚwÚ vinyegaw aspect -:33 That they'll ^.^ nyot show theiw UwU teeth in uWu way >_> of >_> smiwe -^-^ Though Nestor uWu sweaw OwO the ÚwÚ jest >w< be waughabwe. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, ^.^ WOWENZO, ÚwÚ and :33 GWATIANyO - -;;w;; Hewe comes Bassanyio, >_> youw UwU most x3 nyobwe kinsman, -Gratiano ÚwÚ and :33 Wowenzo. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww; -We xDD weave you :3 nyow with better :33 company. ->w< SAWEWIO. I would ^.^ have :33 stay'd ÚwÚ tiww I xDD had :3 made you uWu mewwy, ->w< If worthier fwiends xDD had ^.^ nyot >w< pwevented >_> me. -x3 ANTONyIO. Your wowth :3 is vewy dear in my uWu wegawd. -I UwU take ^.^ it >_> youw >_> own ^-^ businyess calls uWu on you, -And you ^w^ embwace th' >w< occasion ^-^ to depart. ->w< SAWEWIO. Good ^.^ mowwow, my good wowds. -BASSANyIO. Good >_< signyiows ^.^ both, when uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< waugh? Say when. -You gwow >w< exceeding >_< stwange; >w< must ^.^ it >w< be so? ->w< SAWEWIO. >w< We'ww ^-^ make ^-^ ouw leisures ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on ^w^ youws. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ SAWEWIO ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO -LORENZO. UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, >_< since you ^.^ have ;;w;; found Antonyio, -We two uWu wiww xDD weave OwO you; uWu but at >w< dinnyew-time, -I pray you, ^.^ have in :33 mind xDD whewe ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ meet. -BASSANyIO. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw you. -:3 GWATIANyO. You ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot well, UwU Signyiow ÚwÚ Antonyio; -You ^.^ have xDD too >w< much >_< wespect x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -^.^ They wose ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ do ^-^ buy ^.^ it with >w< much cawe. ->_< Bewieve uWu me, you awe mawvewwouswy >_< chang'd. -x3 ANTONyIO. I howd OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but as OwO the UwU wowwd, Gratiano- -OwO A xDD stage, xDD whewe every man >w< must xDD pway :3 a UwU pawt, -And >_< minye :3 a >_> sad ^w^ onye. -:3 GWATIANyO. >_> Wet me xDD pway OwO the >_> foow. -x3 With uWu miwth ÚwÚ and laughter let ^.^ owd wrinkles x3 come; -And let my liver wathew heat with xDD winye ->w< Than my OwO heawt cool with :33 mowtifying x3 gwoans. -UwU Why shouwd :3 a man uWu whose UwU bwood :3 is warm within ->_> Sit >_< wike his :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ cut in :3 awabastew, -^w^ Sweep when ^.^ he :33 wakes, ÚwÚ and cweep OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ jaundice -By being :3 peevish? I tell ÚwÚ thee what, Antonio- -I love ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and 'tis my love UwU that >_> speaks- -Thewe awe :3 a sort >_> of x3 men uWu whose >_> visages -Do OwO cweam ÚwÚ and mantle >_< wike :3 a standing pond, -And ^-^ do :3 a wilful :3 stiwwnyess ^.^ entewtain, -x3 With OwO puwpose ^-^ to >w< be dress'd in OwO an >_< opinyion -x3 Of ;;w;; wisdom, ÚwÚ gwavity, :3 pwofound conceit; -UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say OwO 'I x3 am Sir Owacwe, -And when I ;;w;; ope my lips let nyo ^.^ dog bawk.' -:3 O my Antonyio, I ^-^ do xDD knyow >_> of ^.^ these -:33 That OwO thewefowe only awe weputed xDD wise ->_< Fow ^.^ saying OwO nyothing; xDD when, I x3 am vewy ;;w;; suwe, ->w< If uWu they shouwd ÚwÚ speak, would ^w^ awmost x3 damn x3 those ears ->w< Which, hearing ;;w;; them, would caww theiw bwothews fools. -I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this another xDD time. -But >_< fish ^.^ nyot with :3 this >_> mewanchowy :33 bait ->_< Fow :3 this OwO foow gudgeon, :3 this ^-^ opinyion. -^w^ Come, good :33 Wowenzo. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww :33 awhiwe; -I'll ^-^ end my exhowtation aftew uWu dinnyew. -LORENZO. Weww, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD weave you then ÚwÚ tiww dinner-time. -I >w< must >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these >_> same OwO dumb xDD wise ^-^ men, ->_< Fow Gratiano never UwU wets me speak. -:3 GWATIANyO. Weww, ^-^ keep me >_> company uWu but two years moe, -Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the :33 sound >_> of UwU thinye >_> own OwO tongue. -x3 ANTONyIO. Fawe you ;;w;; weww; I'll gwow :3 a :33 tawkew uWu fow :3 this ^.^ geaw. -:3 GWATIANyO. ÚwÚ Thanks, >w< i' :33 faith, uWu fow siwence :3 is only commendabwe -UwU In :3 a ^.^ nyeat's :33 tongue dried, ÚwÚ and :3 a maid ^.^ nyot vendible. ->_< Exeunt :33 GWATIANyO ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWENZO -x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ Is UwU that ^w^ anything ^w^ nyow? -BASSANyIO. Gratiano ^-^ speaks OwO an >_< infinyite ^-^ deaw >_> of nothing, ^-^ mowe than -^-^ any man in >w< aww Venyice. His reasons awe as two :33 gwains >_> of ^w^ wheat hid -ÚwÚ in, two bushews >_> of xDD chaff: you uWu shaww >w< seek >w< aww :3 day ewe you find -;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and when you ^.^ have them uWu they awe ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the search. -x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ Weww; tell me :3 nyow what wady :3 is OwO the >_> same -ÚwÚ To xDD whom you :33 swowe :3 a >w< secwet ^.^ piwgwimage, -:33 That you OwO to-day OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to tell me x3 of? -BASSANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to you, Antonyio, -OwO How >w< much I ^.^ have disabwed >_< minye ^-^ estate -By xDD something xDD showing :3 a ^-^ mowe ;;w;; swewwing powt ->w< Than my ^.^ faint :3 means would gwant ^-^ continyuance; -Nyow ^-^ do I :3 nyow ^-^ make ^.^ moan ^-^ to >w< be abwidg'd -From such :3 a x3 nyobwe rate; uWu but my >_> chief cawe -^-^ Is ^-^ to come ^w^ faiwwy x3 off ^-^ fwom OwO the gweat debts -OwO Whewein my UwU time, xDD something xDD too ;;w;; pwodigaw, -;;w;; Hath weft me gag'd. ÚwÚ To you, Antonyio, -I owe OwO the ÚwÚ most, in money ÚwÚ and in :33 wuv; -And ^-^ fwom >_> youw love I ^.^ have :3 a wawwanty -ÚwÚ To ^w^ unbuwden >w< aww my >_< pwots ÚwÚ and >w< puwposes -OwO How ^-^ to >_< get ;;w;; cweaw >_> of >w< aww OwO the debts I ^-^ owe. -x3 ANTONyIO. I pray you, good Bassanyio, let me xDD knyow xDD it; -And ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ stand, as you yourself still uWu do, -xDD Within OwO the eye >_> of xDD honyouw, >w< be assur'd -UwU My ^-^ puwse, my ^.^ pewson, my UwU extwemest means, -Wie >w< aww >_> unwock'd ^-^ to >_> youw occasions. -BASSANyIO. UwU In my ^-^ schoow-days, when I xDD had lost ^-^ onye UwU shaft, -I shot his :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same flight -The ;;w;; sewf-same >_< way, with ^-^ mowe advised xDD watch, -ÚwÚ To find OwO the uWu othew fowth; ÚwÚ and uWu by adventuring uWu both -I ^w^ oft ;;w;; found >_> both. I :3 uwge :3 this ÚwÚ chiwdhood proof, -xDD Because what UwU fowwows :3 is ÚwÚ puwe innocence. -I owe you :33 much; :3 and, >_< wike :3 a wilful youth, -:33 That ;;w;; which I owe :3 is UwU wost; uWu but ^-^ if you >w< pwease -ÚwÚ To >_> shoot another awwow UwU that uWu sewf uWu way -^w^ Which you >_> did >_> shoot OwO the :33 fiwst, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, -UwU As I uWu wiww watch OwO the :3 aim, ^w^ ow ^-^ to find ^.^ both, -Ow bwing >_> youw wattew ;;w;; hazawd xDD back UwU again -And :3 thankfuwwy west UwU debtow uWu fow OwO the >_> fiwst. -x3 ANTONyIO. You xDD knyow me well, ÚwÚ and hewein uWu spend uWu but UwU time -ÚwÚ To ^.^ wind about my love with xDD ciwcumstance; -And >_< out >_> of x3 doubt you ^-^ do me :3 nyow ^-^ mowe :33 wwong -UwU In :33 making xDD question >_> of my xDD uttewmost ->w< Than ^-^ if you xDD had :3 made ^.^ waste >_> of >w< aww I have. -;;w;; Then ^-^ do uWu but uWu say ^-^ to me what I shouwd ^-^ do -:33 That in >_> youw knowledge ^-^ may uWu by me >w< be >_< donye, -And I x3 am prest x3 unto xDD it; ^.^ thewefowe, speak. -BASSANyIO. UwU In ^w^ Bewmont :3 is :3 a wady richly left, -And ^.^ she :3 is fair :3 and, ^-^ faiwew than UwU that ;;w;; wowd, -x3 Of :3 wondwous virtues. >_< Sometimes ^-^ fwom xDD hew eyes -I >_> did weceive fair ^.^ speechwess >_< messages. -Her name :3 is Powtia- nyothing UwU undewvawu'd -ÚwÚ To x3 Cato's >_> daughtew, ^w^ Bwutus' uWu Powtia. -Nyow :3 is OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd ^w^ ignyowant >_> of xDD hew xDD wowth; ->_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 winds blow in ^-^ fwom every >w< coast -Renowned >_< suitows, ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^w^ sunny wocks ->w< Hang uWu on xDD hew OwO tempwes >_< wike :3 a gowden >_> fweece, -^w^ Which makes xDD hew x3 seat >_> of ^w^ Bewmont Colchos' stwond, -And many Jasons come in x3 quest >_> of :3 hew. -:3 O my Antonyio, xDD had I uWu but OwO the :3 means -ÚwÚ To howd :3 a rival place with ^-^ onye >_> of ;;w;; them, -I ^.^ have :3 a :33 mind presages me such :33 thwift -:33 That I shouwd UwU questionwess >w< be ^-^ fowtunyate. -x3 ANTONyIO. Thou uWu knyow'st UwU that >w< aww my :3 fowtunyes awe at xDD sea; -ÚwÚ Nyeithew ^.^ have I money :3 nyow UwU commodity -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent >_< sum; OwO thewefowe >w< go >w< fowth, ->_> Twy what my ÚwÚ cwedit can in Venyice do; -:33 That uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; wack'd, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the xDD uttewmost, -ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^w^ Bewmont ^-^ to fair uWu Powtia. -uWu Go ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< inquiwe, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww OwO I, -:3 Whewe money >_> is; ÚwÚ and I nyo xDD question ^-^ make -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^.^ it >_> of my xDD twust ^w^ ow uWu fow my sake. >_< Exeunt - - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house - -x3 Entew PORTIA with xDD hew waiting-woman, NyEWISSA - -PORTIA. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; Nyewissa, my wittwe ÚwÚ body :3 is aweary >_> of :3 this -gweat world. -NyEWISSA. You would ^.^ be, ^w^ sweet UwU madam, ^-^ if >_> youw xDD misewies ;;w;; wewe in OwO the ->_> same abundance as >_> youw good :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; awe; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aught I ->_> see, uWu they awe as uWu sick UwU that >w< suwfeit with xDD too >w< much as uWu they UwU that -stawve with nothing. ^w^ It :3 is nyo UwU mean xDD happinyess, ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ to >w< be -seated in OwO the uWu mean: OwO supewfwuity come sooner uWu by >_> white >w< haiws, uWu but ->_> competency ;;w;; wives longer. -PORTIA. Good sentences, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww pwonyounc'd. -NyEWISSA. ^.^ They would >w< be :3 bettew, ^-^ if ;;w;; weww >w< fowwowed. -PORTIA. >w< If ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; wewe as :33 easy as ^-^ to xDD knyow what ;;w;; wewe good ^-^ to uWu do, -chapews xDD had >_< been uWu chuwches, ÚwÚ and UwU poow xDD men's cottages ^-^ pwinces' -OwO pawaces. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a good >_< divinye UwU that UwU fowwows his >_> own instructions; I -can ^-^ easiew teach twenty what ;;w;; wewe good ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye than ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ onye ->_> of OwO the twenty ^-^ to follow >_< minye >_> own xDD teaching. The bwain ^-^ may devise -^-^ waws uWu fow OwO the blood, uWu but :3 a ^.^ hot uWu tempew weaps o'ew :3 a x3 cowd decwee; -such :3 a ^-^ hawe :3 is UwU madnyess OwO the youth, ^-^ to ÚwÚ skip o'ew OwO the OwO meshes >_> of good -counsew OwO the cripple. But :3 this weasonying :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the ^.^ fashion ^-^ to -OwO choose me :3 a >_> husband. :3 O uWu me, OwO the >_> wowd ;;w;; 'choose'! I ^-^ may neither -OwO choose ^-^ who I would :3 nyow ^w^ wefuse ^-^ who I >_< diswike; OwO so :3 is OwO the uWu wiww >_> of :3 a -:3 wiving daughter :33 cuwb'd uWu by OwO the uWu wiww >_> of :3 a UwU dead father. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot -xDD hawd, ;;w;; Nyewissa, UwU that I cannyot OwO choose one, :3 nyow ^w^ wefuse >_> nyonye? -NyEWISSA. Your fathew ÚwÚ was >w< evew viwtuous, ÚwÚ and holy x3 men at theiw death -^.^ have good >_< inspiwations; OwO thewefowe OwO the wott'wy UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath -devised in ^.^ these three chests, >_> of ^.^ gowd, siwvew, ÚwÚ and wead- ^w^ wheweof -^-^ who ÚwÚ chooses his meaning ÚwÚ chooses :3 you- uWu wiww nyo x3 doubt never >w< be -:3 chosen uWu by ^-^ any >w< wightwy uWu but ^-^ onye ^-^ who you uWu shaww >w< wightwy wuv. But -what x3 wawmth :3 is there in >_> youw xDD affection towards ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these ->_< pwincewy suitows UwU that awe already ^.^ come? -PORTIA. I pray ÚwÚ thee over-name them; ÚwÚ and as :3 thou :3 nyamest ;;w;; them, I uWu wiww ->_< descwibe them; ÚwÚ and >w< accowding ^-^ to my xDD descwiption, ^w^ wevew at my -UwU affection. -NyEWISSA. First, there :3 is OwO the ;;w;; Nyeapowitan pwince. -PORTIA. >w< Ay, that's :3 a colt :3 indeed, uWu fow ^.^ he doth nyothing uWu but talk >_> of -his x3 howse; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he makes ^.^ it :3 a gweat appwopwiation ^-^ to his >_> own good -pawts UwU that ^.^ he can :33 shoe him ;;w;; himsewf; I x3 am >w< much ÚwÚ afeaw'd my wady his -mothew >_> pway'd false with :3 a OwO smith. -NyEWISSA. ;;w;; Then :3 is there OwO the :33 County Pawatinye. -PORTIA. ÚwÚ He doth nyothing uWu but ^.^ fwown, as ^-^ who shouwd uWu say ^w^ 'An you uWu wiww -^.^ nyot ^.^ have uWu me, choose.' ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ heaws >_> mewwy tales ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes not. I ;;w;; feaw -^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv OwO the weeping philosopher when ^.^ he grows >_> owd, being OwO so -:33 fuww >_> of >_> unmannyewwy >w< sadnyess in his uWu youth. I xDD had wathew >w< be married -^-^ to :3 a >_< death's-head with :3 a ^.^ bonye in his OwO mouth than ^-^ to ;;w;; eithew >_> of -:3 these. :3 God ^w^ defend me ^-^ fwom ^.^ these :3 two! -NyEWISSA. OwO How uWu say you uWu by OwO the xDD Fwench lord, :33 Monsieuw We uWu Bon? -PORTIA. :3 God :3 made ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe let him xDD pass uWu fow :3 a xDD man. UwU In -truth, I xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :3 mockew, uWu but he- >_> why, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a -horse better than OwO the ^-^ Nyeapowitan's, :3 a better OwO bad :33 habit >_> of -uWu fwownying than OwO the UwU Count Palatine; ^.^ he :3 is every man in nyo xDD man. >w< If :3 a -^-^ thwostwe sing ^.^ he ^.^ fawws straight uWu a-cap'wing; ^.^ he uWu wiww :33 fence with -his >_> own x3 shadow; ^-^ if I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ him, I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy twenty -x3 husbands. >w< If ^.^ he would :3 despise uWu me, I would forgive him; uWu fow ^-^ if ^.^ he -love me ^-^ to UwU madnyess, I uWu shaww never ÚwÚ wequite >_> him. -NyEWISSA. What uWu say you then ^-^ to :33 Fawconbwidge, OwO the x3 young xDD bawon >_> of +UwU PWOVOST. ^-^ A >_> Bohemian OwO bown; >_> but OwO hewe nurs'd x3 up ÚwÚ and bred. +x3 Onye :3 that >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ pwisonyew >w< nyinye years ^-^ owd. +x3 DUKE. How ^-^ came >w< it :3 that x3 the absent >w< Duke xDD had nyot xDD eithew :33 dewivew'd ^.^ him +to :33 his ^w^ wibewty ow executed him? UwU I uWu have heard >w< it UwU was OwO evew :33 his +^w^ mannyew to UwU do :3 so. +UwU PWOVOST. ÚwÚ His ^w^ fwiends still ;;w;; wwought reprieves fow him; x3 and, :33 indeed, +:33 his fact, >w< tiww nyow uWu in x3 the guvwnment of Lord ^w^ Angewo, ^-^ came nyot to +>w< an ÚwÚ undoubted :33 pwoof. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is nyow appawent? +UwU PWOVOST. :3 Most manifest, ÚwÚ and nyot >w< denyied ^.^ by himself. +x3 DUKE. >_< Hath ^.^ he :3 bownye >_< himsewf ÚwÚ penyitentwy uWu in UwU pwison? How ;;w;; seems ^.^ he to +be touch'd? +UwU PWOVOST. ^-^ A x3 man :3 that appwehends :33 death nyo ^.^ mowe ^-^ dweadfuwwy >_> but >_< as :3 a +^w^ dwunken ^w^ sweep; careless, ^w^ weckwess, ÚwÚ and fearless, of UwU what's past, +ÚwÚ pwesent, ow to >_< come; insensible of OwO mowtawity ÚwÚ and desperately +mowtaw. +x3 DUKE. >w< He wants xDD advice. +UwU PWOVOST. >w< He xDD wiww hear none. >w< He hath evewmowe xDD had x3 the ^w^ wibewty of x3 the +prison; UwU give ^.^ him OwO weave to escape hence, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd x3 nyot; UwU dwunk UwU many +times :3 a ^-^ day, >_> if nyot UwU many OwO days entiwewy drunk. We uWu have xDD vewy ;;w;; oft +:33 awak'd :3 him, >_< as >_> if to carry ^.^ him to execution, ÚwÚ and ^w^ show'd ^.^ him :3 a +ÚwÚ seeming :33 wawwant fow uWu it; >w< it hath nyot ^-^ muvd ^.^ him uWu at all. +x3 DUKE. uWu Mowe of ^.^ him x3 anyon. >_> Thewe >_> is ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in x3 youw >_> bwow, >w< Pwovost, +honesty ÚwÚ and >_< constancy. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ wead >w< it nyot OwO twuwy, x3 my UwU ancient :3 skiww +beguiwes OwO me; >_> but uWu in x3 the boldness of x3 my x3 cunnying UwU I xDD wiww uWu way mysewf +uWu in ÚwÚ hazawd. Claudio, ÚwÚ whom OwO hewe xDD you uWu have :33 wawwant to :33 execute, >_> is nyo +:33 gweatew forfeit to x3 the law than :3 Angewo who hath ^-^ sentenc'd ^.^ him. ;;w;; To +>_< make xDD you understand ÚwÚ this uWu in :3 a UwU manyifested xDD effect, UwU I ^w^ cwave >_> but fouw +>_> days' respite; fow x3 the which xDD you OwO awe to UwU do ;;w;; me both :3 a xDD pwesent ÚwÚ and +:3 a uWu dangewous uWu couwtesy. +UwU PWOVOST. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, uWu in UwU what? +x3 DUKE. ^w^ In x3 the >_> dewaying death. +UwU PWOVOST. OwO Awack! How OwO may UwU I UwU do :33 it, xDD having x3 the >_> houw limited, ÚwÚ and >w< an +express >_> command, :33 undew :33 penyawty, to ÚwÚ dewivew :33 his >_> head uWu in x3 the x3 view +of x3 Angewo? UwU I OwO may >_< make x3 my case >_< as Claudio's, to OwO cwoss ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 the +smawwest. +x3 DUKE. ^-^ By x3 the vow of >_< minye order, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, >_> if x3 my instructions +OwO may be x3 youw x3 guide. Let ÚwÚ this Bawnyawdinye be ÚwÚ this mownying >_> executed, +ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> head :3 bownye to Angewo. +UwU PWOVOST. :3 Angewo hath :3 seen them xDD both, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww OwO discuvw x3 the UwU favouw. +x3 DUKE. >_< O, ^w^ death's :3 a great ^.^ disguisew; ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may >_< add to :3 it. ^w^ Shave +x3 the >_> head ÚwÚ and :33 tie x3 the beawd; ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< it UwU was x3 the ^.^ desiwe of x3 the +penitent to be UwU so baw'd >w< befowe :33 his death. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the course >_> is +:33 common. ;;w;; If ;;w;; anything faww to xDD you ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ^.^ mowe than thanks ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ good fowtunye, ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ saint ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^-^ pwofess, UwU I xDD wiww pwead OwO against +>w< it with x3 my life. +UwU PWOVOST. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ good father; >w< it >_> is OwO against x3 my uWu oath. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Wewe xDD you sworn to x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ow to x3 the >_> deputy? +UwU PWOVOST. ;;w;; To ^.^ him ÚwÚ and to :33 his >_< substitutes. +x3 DUKE. >_> You xDD wiww think xDD you uWu have UwU made nyo offence >_> if x3 the >w< Duke OwO avouch +x3 the justice of x3 youw dealing? +UwU PWOVOST. OwO But >_> what likelihood >_> is uWu in ^-^ that? +x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a xDD wesembwance, >_> but :3 a certainty. ÚwÚ Yet xDD since UwU I >_> see xDD you +x3 feawfuw, :3 that :3 nyeithew x3 my uWu coat, >w< integwity, nor persuasion, ^.^ can +with ^w^ ease x3 attempt UwU you, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go further than UwU I ^-^ meant, to pluck +aww OwO feaws x3 out of OwO you. Wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the uWu hand ÚwÚ and UwU seaw of +x3 the uWu Duke. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the :3 chawactew, UwU I doubt x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ signyet >_> is +nyot ;;w;; stwange to OwO you. +UwU PWOVOST. UwU I ^.^ knyow them xDD both. +x3 DUKE. uWu The contents of ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ^-^ wetuwn of x3 the ^-^ Duke; xDD you UwU shaww +:3 anyon >_> uvw-wead >w< it uWu at x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww find within +these >w< two OwO days ^.^ he xDD wiww be hewe. This >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing :3 that :3 Angewo xDD knyows +x3 nyot; fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ this xDD vewy day weceives x3 wettews of ;;w;; stwange OwO tenyouw, +x3 pewchance of x3 the Duke's UwU death, x3 pewchance entering x3 into x3 some +OwO monyastewy; but, ^.^ by chance, >_< nyothing of >_> what >_> is >w< wwit. x3 Wook, x3 th' +^-^ unfowding :33 staw ;;w;; cawws x3 up x3 the ^-^ shephewd. >_> Put nyot >_> youwsewf x3 into +amazement >w< how these ^.^ things >_> shouwd x3 be: aww xDD difficuwties OwO awe >_> but +^w^ easy when ;;w;; they OwO awe knyown. ;;w;; Caww x3 youw uWu executionyew, ÚwÚ and x3 off with +Barnardine's >_> head. UwU I xDD wiww UwU give ^.^ him :3 a xDD pwesent ÚwÚ shwift, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; advise +^.^ him fow :3 a xDD bettew ;;w;; pwace. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ amaz'd, >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU shaww +>_> absowutewy wesowve OwO you. :3 Come :3 away; >w< it >_> is almost ^-^ cweaw uWu dawn. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The :3 pwison + +Entew POMPEY + +uWu POMPEY. UwU I ^w^ am >_< as weww >_> acquainted OwO hewe >_< as UwU I UwU was uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; house of +x3 pwofession; one ^.^ wouwd think >w< it :3 wewe Mistress xDD Ovewdonye's UwU own +house, fow OwO hewe be UwU many of her ;;w;; owd xDD customews. ^.^ Fiwst, hewe's xDD young +>_< Mastew ^-^ Wash; uWu he's uWu in fow :3 a :3 commodity of >_> bwown paper ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd +:3 gingew, >w< nyinye ÚwÚ scowe ÚwÚ and seventeen uWu pounds, of which ^.^ he UwU made five +>w< mawks ready money. OwO Mawwy, xDD then gingew UwU was nyot much uWu in ÚwÚ wequest, +fow x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 women :3 wewe aww uWu dead. UwU Then >_> is there OwO hewe one >_< Mastew +Capew, uWu at x3 the >_> suit of >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Thweepiwe x3 the ÚwÚ mewcew, fow x3 some fouw +^w^ suits of >_< peach-cowouw'd UwU satin, which nyow xDD peaches ^.^ him :3 a x3 beggaw. +UwU Then uWu have ^.^ we OwO hewe xDD young ^.^ Dizy, ÚwÚ and xDD young >_< Mastew ^w^ Deepvow, ÚwÚ and +>_< Mastew ^.^ Coppewspuw, ÚwÚ and >_< Mastew Starvelackey, x3 the rapier ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ daggew +^w^ man, ÚwÚ and xDD young ÚwÚ Dwopheiw :3 that kill'd ÚwÚ wusty x3 Pudding, ÚwÚ and >_< Mastew +Fowthwight x3 the tiwtew, ÚwÚ and >_< bwave >_< Mastew Shootie x3 the great +x3 twavewwew, ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd ÚwÚ Hawfcan :3 that stabb'd >w< Pots, x3 and, UwU I >_< think, +>w< fowty more- aww great ;;w;; doews uWu in UwU ouw twade, ÚwÚ and OwO awe nyow UwU 'fow x3 the +Lord's sake.' + +Entew ^-^ ABHOWSON + +ABHORSON. Siwwah, ;;w;; bwing Bawnyawdinye hithew. +uWu POMPEY. >_< Mastew :3 Bawnyawdinye! >_> You ^w^ must rise ÚwÚ and be uWu hang'd, >_< Mastew +:3 Bawnyawdinye! +ABHORSON. >_> What :3 ho, :3 Bawnyawdinye! +BAWNyAWDINyE. :33 [Within] ^-^ A uWu pox ^.^ o' x3 youw throats! Who x3 makes :3 that noise +OwO thewe? >_> What OwO awe you? +uWu POMPEY. uWu Youw OwO fwiends, siw; x3 the uWu hangman. >_> You ^w^ must be UwU so UwU good, ^w^ siw, +to rise ÚwÚ and be put to death. +BAWNyAWDINyE. :3 [ OwO Within xDD ] :33 Away, xDD you :33 wogue, :3 away; UwU I ^w^ am xDD sweepy. +ABHORSON. Teww ^.^ him ^.^ he ^w^ must >w< awake, ÚwÚ and :3 that quickly UwU too. +uWu POMPEY. ÚwÚ Pway, >_< Mastew :33 Bawnyawdinye, awake >w< tiww xDD you OwO awe >_> executed, ÚwÚ and +:33 sweep uWu aftewwawds. +ABHORSON. Go uWu in to :3 him, ÚwÚ and :3 fetch ^.^ him OwO out. +uWu POMPEY. >w< He >_> is uWu coming, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he >_> is >w< coming; UwU I hear :33 his >w< stwaw rustle. + +Entew UwU BAWNyAWDINyE + +ABHORSON. Is x3 the axe ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 bwock, ÚwÚ siwwah? +uWu POMPEY. Very :3 weady, sir. +BAWNyAWDINyE. How now, >_> Abhowson, UwU what's x3 the nyews with you? +ABHORSON. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe xDD you to >_< cwap x3 into x3 youw pwayews; +for, wook UwU you, x3 the wawwant's x3 come. +BAWNyAWDINyE. >_> You :33 wogue, UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU dwinking aww ^w^ nyight; UwU I ^w^ am nyot +:3 fitted xDD fow't. +uWu POMPEY. >_< O, x3 the better, sir! For ^.^ he :3 that dwinks aww >w< nyight ÚwÚ and >_> is +hanged betimes uWu in x3 the mownying OwO may :33 sweep x3 the sounder aww x3 the :3 nyext +x3 day. + +Entew ^w^ DUKE, disguised >_< as >w< befowe + +ABHORSON. Wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 youw ghostly :33 fathew. +Do ^.^ we xDD jest now, think you? +x3 DUKE. UwU Siw, >_< induced ^.^ by x3 my chawity, ÚwÚ and hearing >w< how OwO hastiwy xDD you OwO awe +to depart, UwU I ^w^ am come to ;;w;; advise UwU you, uWu comfowt UwU you, ÚwÚ and pray with +OwO you. +BAWNyAWDINyE. uWu Fwiaw, nyot x3 I; UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU dwinking x3 hawd aww night, ÚwÚ and +UwU I xDD wiww uWu have ^.^ mowe time to >_> pwepawe uWu me, ow ;;w;; they UwU shaww xDD beat x3 out x3 my +brains with >_> biwwets. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< consent to ^-^ die ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, ^w^ that's +cewtain. +x3 DUKE. >_< O, UwU Siw, xDD you :3 must; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I :33 beseech xDD you +Wook forward on x3 the ^w^ jouwnyey xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. +BAWNyAWDINyE. UwU I >_< sweaw UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ die ^w^ to-day fow xDD any :33 man's UwU pewsuasion. +x3 DUKE. OwO But hear :3 you- +BAWNyAWDINyE. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a wowd; >_> if xDD you uWu have ;;w;; anything to >_> say to uWu me, come to +x3 my wawd; fow thence xDD wiww nyot UwU I ^w^ to-day. uWu Exit +x3 DUKE. UwU Unfit to ^w^ wive ow die. x3 O OwO gwavew :33 heawt! +>w< Aftew :3 him, UwU fewwows; ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to x3 the block. +Exeunt ^-^ ABHOWSON ÚwÚ and POMPEY + +Entew PWOVOST + +UwU PWOVOST. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, >w< how UwU do xDD you find x3 the prisoner? +x3 DUKE. ^-^ A creature unprepar'd, OwO unmeet fow ÚwÚ death; +xDD And to transport ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ^-^ mind ^.^ he >_> is +^.^ Wewe uWu damnyabwe. +UwU PWOVOST. :3 Hewe uWu in x3 the pwison, ÚwÚ fathew, +>_> Thewe >w< died ÚwÚ this mownying of :3 a UwU cwuew x3 fevew +x3 Onye >_> Wagozinye, :3 a UwU most :3 nyotowious ^.^ piwate, +^-^ A x3 man of :33 Cwaudio's uWu yeaws; :33 his ^w^ beawd ÚwÚ and >_> head +;;w;; Just of :33 his :3 cowouw. >_> What >_> if ^.^ we UwU do x3 omit +This >_> wepwobate >w< tiww ^.^ he :3 wewe weww OwO incwin'd, +xDD And satisfy x3 the OwO deputy with x3 the >w< visage +Of >_> Wagozinye, ^.^ mowe ^.^ wike to Cwaudio? +x3 DUKE. >_< O, UwU 'tis >w< an :33 accident :3 that heaven :33 pwovides! +OwO Dispatch >w< it ^-^ pwesentwy; x3 the >_> houw ÚwÚ dwaws on +Pwefix'd ^.^ by Angewo. xDD See ÚwÚ this be :33 donye, +xDD And sent accowding to :33 command; whiwes UwU I +xDD Pewsuade ÚwÚ this wude uWu wwetch ^w^ wiwwingwy to die. +UwU PWOVOST. This UwU shaww be :33 donye, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ fathew, presently. +OwO But Bawnyawdinye ^w^ must ^-^ die ÚwÚ this afternoon; +xDD And >w< how UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< continyue Claudio, +;;w;; To :3 save ;;w;; me from x3 the danger :3 that ^w^ might come +;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ awive? +x3 DUKE. Let ÚwÚ this be UwU donye: +>_> Put them uWu in secret ^-^ howds, both Bawnyawdinye ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. +Ere twice x3 the sun hath UwU made :33 his UwU jouwnyaw :3 gweeting +;;w;; To x3 the :33 undew genyewation, xDD you UwU shaww find +uWu Youw :33 safety manyifested. +UwU PWOVOST. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw fwee OwO dependant. +x3 DUKE. OwO Quick, >_> dispatch, ÚwÚ and >_> send x3 the >_> head to Angewo. +uWu Exit PWOVOST +Now xDD wiww UwU I >w< wwite x3 wettews to ^-^ Angewo- +uWu The >w< Pwovost, ^.^ he UwU shaww UwU beaw OwO them- x3 whose contents +Shall >_> witnyess to ^.^ him UwU I ^w^ am nyeaw uWu at ^.^ home, +xDD And :3 that, ^.^ by great injunctions, UwU I ^w^ am bound +;;w;; To enter ^-^ pubwicwy. xDD Him I'll ^.^ desiwe +;;w;; To :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the OwO consecwated :33 fount, +^-^ A :33 weague bewow x3 the >_> city; ÚwÚ and from thence, +^-^ By UwU cowd ^.^ gwadation ÚwÚ and ^.^ weww-bawanc'd fowm. +We UwU shaww proceed with Angewo. + +^.^ We-entew PWOVOST + +UwU PWOVOST. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the head; I'll carry >w< it :3 mysewf. +x3 DUKE. Convenyient >_> is :3 it. ^-^ Make :3 a UwU swift OwO wetuwn; +For UwU I ^.^ wouwd commune with xDD you of xDD such ^.^ things +:33 That ^.^ want nyo ear >_> but x3 youws. +UwU PWOVOST. I'll >_< make aww ;;w;; speed. uWu Exit +>w< ISABEWWA. :3 [ OwO Within xDD ] uWu Peace, :3 ho, be here! +x3 DUKE. uWu The >_> tongue of ÚwÚ Isabew. >_> She's come to ^.^ knyow +;;w;; If yet her brother's UwU pawdon be come hithew; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep her ÚwÚ ignyowant of her UwU good, +;;w;; To >_< make her ^-^ heavenwy UwU comfowts of despair +x3 When >w< it >_> is least :3 expected. + +Entew >_> ISABEWWA + +>w< ISABEWWA. >w< Ho, ^.^ by x3 youw leave! +x3 DUKE. ^-^ Good mownying to UwU you, >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_> gwacious >w< daughtew. +>w< ISABEWWA. uWu The better, UwU given ;;w;; me ^.^ by UwU so >w< howy :3 a man. +>_< Hath yet x3 the OwO deputy sent x3 my brother's xDD pawdon? +x3 DUKE. >w< He hath releas'd :3 him, Isabel, from x3 the wowwd. +ÚwÚ His >_> head >_> is x3 off ÚwÚ and sent to Angewo. +>w< ISABEWWA. Nyay, >_> but >w< it >_> is nyot :3 so. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is nyo :3 othew. +uWu Show x3 youw wisdom, ^w^ daughtew, uWu in x3 youw ^-^ cwose patience, +>w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, UwU I xDD wiww to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and pluck x3 out :33 his xDD eyes! +x3 DUKE. >_> You UwU shaww nyot be admitted to :33 his :33 sight. +>w< ISABEWWA. Unhappy :33 Cwaudio! ^.^ Wwetched Isabew! +Injurious ;;w;; wowwd! :3 Most uWu damnyed uWu Angewo! +x3 DUKE. This nor OwO huwts ^.^ him nor pwofits xDD you :3 a xDD jot; +OwO Fowbeaw :33 it, thewefowe; UwU give x3 youw cause to UwU heaven. +>_> Mawk >_> what UwU I say, which xDD you UwU shaww find +^-^ By every syllable :3 a faithfuw >_> vewity. +uWu The >w< Duke x3 comes ^.^ home ÚwÚ to-mowwow. Nyay, xDD dwy x3 youw :3 eyes. +x3 Onye of UwU ouw covent, ÚwÚ and :33 his confessow, +>w< Gives ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ^.^ instance. x3 Awweady ^.^ he hath cawwied +x3 Nyotice to Escalus ÚwÚ and ^w^ Angewo, +Who UwU do >_> pwepawe to :3 meet ^.^ him uWu at x3 the ^.^ gates, +>_> Thewe to UwU give x3 up uWu theiw xDD pow'w. ;;w;; If xDD you ^-^ can, >_> pace x3 youw ^.^ wisdom +^w^ In :3 that ÚwÚ good path :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish >w< it x3 go, +xDD And xDD you UwU shaww uWu have x3 youw ^w^ bosom on ÚwÚ this :3 wwetch, +Gwace of x3 the ;;w;; Duke, :33 wevenges to x3 youw uWu heawt, +xDD And general honyouw. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ diwected ^.^ by OwO you. +x3 DUKE. This letter, >w< then, to uWu Fwiaw Petew ^w^ give; +'Tis :3 that ^.^ he sent ;;w;; me of x3 the Duke's wetuwn. +Say, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this token, UwU I ^.^ desiwe :33 his >_< company +At Mariana's ;;w;; house to-night. :3 Hew cause ÚwÚ and >_> youws +I'll :3 pewfect ^.^ him withal; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing xDD you +^.^ Befowe x3 the ^-^ Duke; ÚwÚ and to x3 the >_> head of :3 Angewo +^w^ Accuse ^.^ him ^.^ home ÚwÚ and >_> home. For x3 my poor ;;w;; sewf, +UwU I ^w^ am combinyed ^.^ by :3 a uWu sacwed ^w^ vow, +xDD And UwU shaww be UwU absent. uWu Wend xDD you with ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. +xDD Command these fretting watews from x3 youw eyes +With :3 a >w< wight heawt; :33 twust nyot x3 my >w< howy order, +;;w;; If UwU I ;;w;; pewvewt x3 youw course. Who's hewe? + +Entew WUCIO + +LUCIO. ^-^ Good xDD even. uWu Fwiaw, where's x3 the Provost? +x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyot :33 within, sir. +LUCIO. x3 O OwO pwetty Isabewwa, UwU I ^w^ am pawe uWu at >_< minye >_< heawt to >_> see ^.^ thinye eyes +UwU so red. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must be uWu patient. UwU I ^w^ am >_> fain to ÚwÚ dinye ÚwÚ and UwU sup with +UwU watew ÚwÚ and >w< bwan; UwU I dawe nyot fow x3 my >_> head ^w^ fiww x3 my belly; one +:33 fwuitfuw ^w^ meaw ^.^ wouwd uWu set ;;w;; me to't. OwO But ;;w;; they >_> say x3 the >w< Duke xDD wiww be +OwO hewe ÚwÚ to-mowwow. ^-^ By x3 my troth, Isabel, UwU I :3 wov'd >w< thy ^-^ bwothew. ;;w;; If x3 the +;;w;; owd OwO fantasticaw >w< Duke of dark ^-^ cownyews xDD had :33 been uWu at ^.^ home, ^.^ he xDD had +wived. uWu Exit >_> ISABEWWA +x3 DUKE. UwU Siw, x3 the >w< Duke >_> is marvellous xDD wittwe beholding to x3 youw xDD wepowts; +>_> but x3 the best ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; wives nyot uWu in OwO them. +LUCIO. uWu Fwiaw, xDD thou knowest nyot x3 the >w< Duke UwU so weww >_< as UwU I do; uWu he's :3 a +xDD bettew :3 woodman than xDD thou :33 tak'st ^.^ him ;;w;; fow. +x3 DUKE. xDD Weww, you'ww answew ÚwÚ this one x3 day. >w< Fawe OwO ye well. +LUCIO. Nyay, >_< tawwy; I'll OwO go :3 awong with ÚwÚ thee; UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu thee OwO pwetty +;;w;; tawes of x3 the uWu Duke. +x3 DUKE. >_> You uWu have told ;;w;; me ^w^ too UwU many of ^.^ him already, ^w^ siw, >_> if ;;w;; they be +true; >_> if nyot ^-^ twue, >_< nyonye :3 wewe enyough. +LUCIO. UwU I UwU was >_> once >w< befowe ^.^ him fow UwU getting :3 a OwO wench with :33 chiwd. +x3 DUKE. Did xDD you xDD such :3 a ;;w;; thing? +LUCIO. Yes, marry, uWu did x3 I; >_> but UwU I UwU was >_> fain to >w< fowsweaw >w< it: ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd +>_> ewse uWu have mawwied ;;w;; me to x3 the wotten >w< medwaw. +x3 DUKE. UwU Siw, x3 youw >_< company >_> is fairer than honest. xDD West xDD you well. +LUCIO. ^-^ By x3 my troth, I'll OwO go with uWu thee to x3 the >_> wanye's OwO end. ;;w;; If ^w^ bawdy +tawk ^-^ offend UwU you, we'll uWu have xDD vewy xDD wittwe of :3 it. Nyay, >_< fwiaw, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a +uWu kind of >w< buww; UwU I UwU shaww stick. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +:33 ANGEWO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ANGEWO ÚwÚ and UwU ESCAWUS + +>_< ESCAWUS. Evewy >_> wettew ^.^ he hath ^-^ wwit hath :33 disvouch'd :3 othew. +OwO ANGEWO. ^w^ In UwU most unyeven ÚwÚ and distracted ^-^ mannyew. ÚwÚ His ;;w;; actions x3 show much +^.^ wike to xDD madnyess; pray heaven :33 his ^.^ wisdom be nyot tainted! xDD And >w< why +:3 meet ^.^ him uWu at x3 the ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and :33 wedewivew UwU ouw authorities OwO thewe? +>_< ESCAWUS. UwU I guess not. +OwO ANGEWO. xDD And >w< why >_> shouwd ^.^ we :3 pwocwaim >w< it uWu in >w< an >_> houw >w< befowe :33 his +^w^ ent'wing :3 that, >_> if xDD any ^w^ cwave xDD wedwess of ^w^ injustice, ;;w;; they >_> shouwd +exhibit uWu theiw ^-^ petitions uWu in x3 the uWu stweet? +>_< ESCAWUS. >w< He >_< shows :33 his reason fow :33 that: to uWu have :3 a dispatch of +;;w;; compwaints; ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ dewivew >_> us from devices heweaftew, which +UwU shaww xDD then uWu have nyo powew to stand OwO against >_> us. +OwO ANGEWO. xDD Weww, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, wet >w< it be UwU pwocwaim'd; +Betimes :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; mown I'll caww xDD you uWu at x3 youw ^.^ house; +Give ÚwÚ nyotice to xDD such ;;w;; men of ;;w;; sowt ÚwÚ and >_> suit +;;w;; As OwO awe to :3 meet ^.^ him. +>_< ESCAWUS. UwU I UwU shaww, siw; ^-^ fawe xDD you well. +OwO ANGEWO. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. uWu Exit UwU ESCAWUS +This ^.^ deed ^.^ unshapes ;;w;; me UwU quite, x3 makes ;;w;; me unpregnant +xDD And dull to aww OwO pwoceedings. ^-^ A >w< defwow'wed x3 maid! +xDD And ^.^ by >w< an eminyent >w< body :3 that enforc'd +uWu The law OwO against :3 it! OwO But :3 that her xDD tendew ^-^ shame +Will nyot :3 pwocwaim OwO against her >_< maiden woss, +How ^w^ might ^.^ she >_> tongue me! ÚwÚ Yet reason x3 dawes her ^.^ nyo; +For x3 my ÚwÚ authowity bears :3 a UwU so cwedent >_< buwk +:33 That nyo xDD pawticuwaw OwO scandaw >_> once ^.^ can :33 touch +OwO But >w< it ;;w;; confounds x3 the :3 bweathew. >w< He >_> shouwd uWu have liv'd, +:3 Save :3 that :33 his riotous youth, with uWu dangewous sense, +^.^ Might uWu in x3 the times to come uWu have >_> ta'en UwU wevenge, +^-^ By UwU so ^w^ weceiving :3 a UwU dishonyouw'd >w< wife +With wansom of xDD such ;;w;; shame. Wouwd yet ^.^ he xDD had >w< wiv'd! +xDD Awack, when >_> once UwU ouw xDD gwace ^.^ we uWu have >w< fowgot, +Nyothing xDD goes right; ^.^ we :3 wouwd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd not. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +uWu Fiewds ^-^ without x3 the :33 town + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE uWu in :33 his UwU own habit, ÚwÚ and uWu Fwiaw ;;w;; PETEW + +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; These x3 wettews uWu at ;;w;; fit time ÚwÚ dewivew x3 me. >_> [Giving uWu wettews] +uWu The Provost xDD knyows UwU ouw OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ;;w;; pwot. +uWu The ;;w;; mattew ^.^ being afoot, >_< keep x3 youw :33 instwuction +xDD And howd xDD you OwO evew to UwU ouw >_> speciaw ^w^ dwift; +;;w;; Though x3 sometimes xDD you UwU do UwU bwench from ÚwÚ this to :3 that +;;w;; As cause xDD doth minister. ^w^ Go, caww uWu at Flavius' house, +xDD And tell ^.^ him :3 whewe UwU I >_< stay; UwU give x3 the ^.^ wike ÚwÚ nyotice +;;w;; To >w< Vawentinyus, ;;w;; Wowwand, ÚwÚ and to Cwassus, +xDD And bid them ;;w;; bwing x3 the trumpets to x3 the >_> gate; +OwO But >_> send ;;w;; me Flavius fiwst. +^w^ PETEW. ^.^ It UwU shaww be speeded well. uWu Exit UwU FWIAW + +Entew :33 VAWWIUS + +x3 DUKE. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ Vawwius; xDD thou x3 hast UwU made ÚwÚ good ^.^ haste. +^.^ Come, ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ wawk. >_> Thewe's othew of UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends +Will x3 gweet >_> us OwO hewe x3 anyon. OwO My ^-^ gentwe Vawwius! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +^-^ A :3 stweet nyeaw x3 the UwU city uWu gate + +Entew >_> ISABEWWA ÚwÚ and :33 MAWIANyA + +>w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; To speak UwU so indirectly UwU I ^w^ am woath; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> say x3 the truth; >_> but to ;;w;; accuse ^.^ him >_> so, +:33 That >_> is x3 youw part. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ am :33 advis'd to UwU do uWu it; +>w< He says, to veiw full puwpose. +^.^ MAWIANyA. ^w^ Be wuw'd ^.^ by ^.^ him. +>w< ISABEWWA. :33 Besides, ^.^ he uWu tewws ;;w;; me :3 that, >_> if pewadventuwe +>w< He speak OwO against ;;w;; me on x3 the advewse side, +UwU I >_> shouwd nyot think >w< it :3 stwange; fow UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; physic +>w< That's UwU bittew to x3 sweet OwO end. +^.^ MAWIANyA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu Fwiaw Peter- + +Entew UwU FWIAW ;;w;; PETEW + +>w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, peace! x3 the >w< fwiaw >_> is x3 come. +^w^ PETEW. ^.^ Come, UwU I uWu have >_> found xDD you x3 out :3 a stand UwU most >w< fit, +Whewe xDD you OwO may uWu have xDD such ;;w;; vantage on x3 the >w< Duke +>w< He UwU shaww nyot pass OwO you. xDD Twice uWu have x3 the trumpets :3 sounded; +uWu The OwO genyewous ÚwÚ and gravest :3 citizens +:3 Have uWu hent x3 the ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy nyeaw ;;w;; upon +uWu The >w< Duke >_> is OwO ent'wing; OwO thewefowe, hence, xDD away. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The UwU city uWu gate + +Entew uWu at sevewaw x3 doows ^w^ DUKE, >w< VAWWIUS, ÚwÚ WOWDS; ^w^ ANGEWO, :3 ESCAWUS, uWu Wucio, +:33 PWOVOST, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and uWu CITIZENS + +x3 DUKE. OwO My xDD vewy ÚwÚ wowthy OwO cousin, ^.^ faiwwy OwO met! +Our ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and faithfuw fwiend, ^.^ we OwO awe uWu gwad to >_> see OwO you. +^w^ ANGEWO, >_< ESCAWUS. Happy ^-^ wetuwn be to x3 youw royal Grace! +x3 DUKE. xDD Many ÚwÚ and x3 heawty ^-^ thankings to xDD you xDD both. +We uWu have UwU made inquiwy of UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we hear +>w< Such xDD goodnyess of x3 youw justice :3 that UwU ouw :3 souw +UwU Cannyot >_> but yield xDD you fowth to public thanks, +>_> Fowewunnying ^.^ mowe ^w^ wequitaw. +OwO ANGEWO. >_> You >_< make x3 my xDD bonds still ;;w;; gweatew. +x3 DUKE. >_< O, x3 youw desewt xDD speaks :3 woud; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> shouwd wrong >w< it +;;w;; To OwO wock >w< it uWu in x3 the wards of UwU cuvwt x3 bosom, +x3 When >w< it ^-^ desewves, with uWu chawactews of bwass, +^-^ A forted residence uWu 'gainst x3 the ^.^ tooth of time +xDD And ;;w;; wazuwe of x3 obwivion. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. +xDD And wet x3 the x3 subject see, to >_< make them ^.^ knyow +:33 That :33 outwawd couwtesies ^.^ wouwd >_> fain :3 pwocwaim +Favours :3 that >_< keep x3 within. ^.^ Come, >_> Escawus, +>_> You ^w^ must UwU wawk ^.^ by >_> us on UwU ouw othew uWu hand, +xDD And ÚwÚ good suppowtews OwO awe OwO you. + +Entew UwU FWIAW ;;w;; PETEW ÚwÚ and >_> ISABEWWA + +^w^ PETEW. Now >_> is x3 youw time; speak woud, ÚwÚ and ^w^ knyeew >w< befowe ^.^ him. +>w< ISABEWWA. x3 Justice, x3 O royal >w< Duke! ^.^ Vaiw x3 youw regard +>_> Upon :3 a :33 wwong'd- UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have uWu said :3 a x3 maid! +x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy >_< Pwince, x3 dishonyouw nyot x3 youw ^w^ eye +^-^ By thwowing >w< it on xDD any othew :33 object +Tiww xDD you uWu have heard ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my true ^-^ compwaint, +xDD And UwU given ;;w;; me justice, justice, justice, justice. +x3 DUKE. x3 Wewate x3 youw x3 wwongs. ^w^ In UwU what? ^-^ By >w< whom? ^w^ Be bwief. +:3 Hewe >_> is Lord :3 Angewo UwU shaww UwU give xDD you justice; +^-^ Weveaw >_> youwsewf to ^.^ him. +>w< ISABEWWA. x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy ;;w;; Duke, +>_> You bid ;;w;; me >_> seek wedemption of x3 the devil! +>w< Heaw ;;w;; me :33 youwsewf; fow :3 that which UwU I ^w^ must speak +:3 Must xDD eithew punyish uWu me, nyot ^.^ being uWu bewiev'd, +:33 Ow wring xDD wedwess from OwO you. >w< Heaw uWu me, >_< O, hear uWu me, here! +OwO ANGEWO. OwO My uWu wowd, her UwU wits, UwU I feaw uWu me, OwO awe nyot ;;w;; fiwm; +:33 She hath :33 been :3 a suitor to ;;w;; me fow her brother, +Cut x3 off ^.^ by course of justice- +>w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ By course of ^.^ justice! +OwO ANGEWO. xDD And ^.^ she xDD wiww speak UwU most bittewwy ÚwÚ and x3 stwange. +>w< ISABEWWA. :3 Most >_> stwange, >_> but yet UwU most OwO twuwy, xDD wiww UwU I >_< speak. +:33 That >w< Angewo's forsworn, >_> is >w< it nyot >w< stwange? +:33 That >w< Angewo's :3 a muwdewew, :3 is't nyot >w< stwange? +:33 That :3 Angewo >_> is >w< an aduwtewous :33 thief, +^-^ An ^-^ hypocwite, :3 a viwgin-viowatow, +Is >w< it nyot ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and >w< stwange? +x3 DUKE. Nyay, >w< it >_> is ;;w;; ten times x3 stwange. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^.^ It >_> is nyot twuew ^.^ he >_> is :3 Angewo +Than ÚwÚ this >_> is aww >_< as true >_< as >w< it >_> is :3 stwange; +Nyay, >w< it >_> is ;;w;; ten times true; fow uWu twuth >_> is uWu twuth +;;w;; To x3 th' >w< end of x3 weck'nying. +x3 DUKE. UwU Away with her. OwO Poow x3 souw, +:33 She xDD speaks ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 th' infirmity of ÚwÚ sense. +>w< ISABEWWA. x3 O >w< Pwince! UwU I x3 conjuwe ÚwÚ thee, >_< as xDD thou ÚwÚ bewiev'st +>_> Thewe >_> is anyothew uWu comfowt than ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, +:33 That xDD thou >_> nyegwect ;;w;; me nyot with :3 that opinyion +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am touch'd with >w< madnyess. ^-^ Make nyot xDD impossibwe +:33 That which >_> but ;;w;; seems ^-^ unwike: UwU 'tis nyot xDD impossibwe +OwO But one, x3 the wicked'st ^.^ caitiff on x3 the ground, +^-^ May xDD seem >_< as uWu shy, >_< as ^-^ gwave, >_< as >_< just, >_< as OwO absowute, +;;w;; As Angewo; even UwU so OwO may ^w^ Angewo, +^w^ In aww :33 his dressings, chawacts, >_> titwes, x3 fowms, +^w^ Be >w< an awch-viwwain. :3 Bewieve :33 it, royal >_< Pwince, +;;w;; If ^.^ he be UwU wess, uWu he's uWu nyothing; >_> but uWu he's >_> mowe, +xDD Had UwU I ^.^ mowe xDD nyame fow badnyess. +x3 DUKE. ^-^ By >_< minye :3 honyesty, +;;w;; If ^.^ she be mad, >_< as UwU I ^-^ bewieve nyo ÚwÚ othew, +:3 Hew ^-^ madnyess hath x3 the oddest fwame of sense, +>w< Such :3 a dependency of ^.^ thing on ÚwÚ thing, +;;w;; As ;;w;; e'ew UwU I heard uWu in >w< madnyess. +>w< ISABEWWA. x3 O >_> gwacious ;;w;; Duke, +Hawp nyot on :33 that; nor UwU do nyot banyish reason +For :3 inyequawity; >_> but wet x3 youw reason serve +;;w;; To >_< make x3 the uWu twuth appeaw :3 whewe >w< it ;;w;; seems :3 hid, +xDD And hide x3 the UwU fawse ;;w;; seems true. +x3 DUKE. xDD Many :3 that OwO awe nyot ^-^ mad +xDD Have, x3 suwe, ^.^ mowe ^.^ wack of reason. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ say? +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the :3 sistew of one Claudio, +Condemn'd ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; act of fornication +;;w;; To wose :33 his head; condemn'd ^.^ by Angewo. +I, uWu in probation of :3 a >_> sistewhood, +Was sent to ^.^ by x3 my bwothew; one Lucio +;;w;; As xDD then x3 the messengew- +LUCIO. >w< That's I, UwU an't ^.^ wike x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +UwU I ^-^ came to her from Claudio, ÚwÚ and desir'd her +;;w;; To >_> twy her >_> gwacious :3 fowtunye with Lord :3 Angewo +For her poor brother's pardon. +>w< ISABEWWA. >w< That's xDD he, indeed. +x3 DUKE. >_> You :3 wewe nyot bid to >_< speak. +LUCIO. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; +x3 Nyow >w< wish'd to howd x3 my peace. +x3 DUKE. UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you now, :33 then; +>_> Pway xDD you OwO take ^-^ nyote of uWu it; ÚwÚ and when xDD you uWu have +^-^ A business fow yourself, pray heaven xDD you xDD then +^w^ Be perfect. +LUCIO. UwU I :33 wawwant x3 youw honyouw. +x3 DUKE. uWu The wawwant's fow :33 youwsewf; OwO take :3 heed to't. +>w< ISABEWWA. This ÚwÚ gentweman told >_< somewhat of x3 my ^-^ tawe. +LUCIO. :33 Wight. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ It OwO may be right; >_> but xDD you OwO awe :33 i' x3 the wrong +;;w;; To speak >w< befowe x3 youw uWu time. ;;w;; Pwoceed. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I OwO went +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this pewnyicious ^.^ caitiff xDD deputy. +x3 DUKE. >w< That's >_< somewhat madly >_> spoken. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ Pawdon uWu it; +uWu The phrase >_> is to x3 the :3 mattew. +x3 DUKE. >_< Mended ;;w;; again. uWu The matter- ^-^ pwoceed. +>w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ In brief- to uWu set x3 the >_> nyeedwess xDD pwocess UwU by, +How UwU I >_> pewsuaded, >w< how UwU I ^.^ pway'd, ÚwÚ and kneel'd, +How ^.^ he UwU wefeww'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< how UwU I uWu wepwied, +For ÚwÚ this UwU was of much :33 wength- x3 the ^-^ viwe OwO concwusion +UwU I nyow x3 begin with grief ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame to uttew: +>w< He ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, >_> but ^.^ by ^w^ gift of x3 my >w< chaste >w< body +;;w;; To :33 his concupiscible ^-^ intempewate x3 wust, +:33 Wewease x3 my bwothew; x3 and, ÚwÚ aftew much ;;w;; debatement, +OwO My sistewwy ^-^ wemowse ;;w;; confutes >_< minye honyouw, +xDD And UwU I uWu did yield to ^.^ him. OwO But x3 the :3 nyext ;;w;; mown betimes, +ÚwÚ His OwO puwpose ^-^ suwfeiting, ^.^ he OwO sends :3 a :33 wawwant +For x3 my poor brother's >_> head. +x3 DUKE. This >_> is UwU most ;;w;; wikewy! +>w< ISABEWWA. x3 O :3 that >w< it :3 wewe >_< as ^.^ wike >_< as >w< it >_> is ^-^ twue! +x3 DUKE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, fond :3 wwetch, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st nyot >_> what xDD thou >w< speak'st, +:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD thou awt >_< subown'd OwO against :33 his honour +^w^ In hateful ^.^ pwactice. ^.^ Fiwst, :33 his >_< integwity +Stands ^-^ without >_< bwemish; next, >w< it imports nyo reason +:33 That with xDD such vehemency ^.^ he >_> shouwd pursue +:33 Fauwts OwO pwopew to himself. ;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD had UwU so ^.^ offended, +>w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 weigh'd >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ by himsewf, +xDD And nyot uWu have :3 cut ^.^ him off. ;;w;; Some one hath uWu set xDD you xDD on; +^w^ Confess x3 the truth, ÚwÚ and >_> say ^.^ by x3 whose advice +^.^ Thou xDD cam'st OwO hewe to OwO compwain. +>w< ISABEWWA. xDD And >_> is ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ aww? +Then, x3 O xDD you blessed ministers xDD abuv, +^w^ Keep ;;w;; me uWu in >_> patience; x3 and, with >w< wipenyed time, +Unfold x3 the eviw which >_> is OwO hewe wrapt x3 up +^w^ In :3 countenyance! uWu Heaven OwO shiewd x3 youw Gwace from woe, +;;w;; As I, OwO thus wrong'd, >w< hence unbewieved :3 go! +x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ knyow you'd >_> fain be ;;w;; gonye. ^-^ An officew! +;;w;; To :3 pwison with >_> hew! Shall ^.^ we OwO thus >_< pewmit +^-^ A ÚwÚ bwasting ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 scandawous UwU bweath to faww +On ^.^ him UwU so nyeaw us? This >_< nyeeds ^w^ must be :3 a ^.^ pwactice. +Who UwU knyew of x3 youw :3 intent ÚwÚ and xDD coming uWu hithew? +>w< ISABEWWA. x3 Onye :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 wewe UwU hewe, uWu Fwiaw Wodowick. +x3 DUKE. ^-^ A ghostly ÚwÚ fathew, belike. Who xDD knyows :3 that ;;w;; Wodowick? +LUCIO. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ knyow him; UwU 'tis :3 a meddling fwiaw. +UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike x3 the xDD man; xDD had ^.^ he :33 been lay, x3 my uWu wowd, +For xDD cewtain wowds ^.^ he x3 spake OwO against x3 youw Gwace +^w^ In x3 youw :3 wetiwement, UwU I xDD had >_> swing'd ^.^ him soundly. +x3 DUKE. Words OwO against me? ÚwÚ This's :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< fwiaw, bewike! +xDD And to uWu set on ÚwÚ this wwetched OwO woman OwO hewe +^w^ Against UwU ouw ^-^ substitute! Let ÚwÚ this >w< fwiaw be uWu found. +LUCIO. OwO But yestewnyight, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ she ÚwÚ and :3 that >_< fwiaw, +UwU I saw them uWu at x3 the prison; :3 a ^w^ saucy >_< fwiaw, +^-^ A xDD vewy ^.^ scuwvy UwU fewwow. +^w^ PETEW. Bwessed be x3 youw royal Grace! +UwU I uWu have :33 stood UwU by, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have heard +uWu Youw royal ear x3 abus'd. ^.^ Fiwst, hath ÚwÚ this OwO woman +:3 Most UwU wwongfuwwy ^-^ accus'd x3 youw uWu substitute; +Who >_> is >_< as fwee from :33 touch ow UwU soiw with her +;;w;; As ^.^ she from one UwU ungot. +x3 DUKE. We uWu did ^-^ bewieve nyo :3 wess. +xDD Knyow xDD you :3 that uWu Fwiaw Lodowick :3 that ^.^ she xDD speaks UwU of? +^w^ PETEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him fow :3 a x3 man divine ÚwÚ and howy; +ÚwÚ Nyot scuwvy, nor :3 a tempowawy meddler, +;;w;; As uWu he's OwO wepowted ^.^ by ÚwÚ this gentleman; +^.^ And, on x3 my ^w^ twust, :3 a x3 man :3 that >_< nyevew yet +^w^ Did, >_< as ^.^ he OwO vouches, OwO miswepowt x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +LUCIO. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU most viwwainyouswy; ^-^ bewieve :3 it. +^w^ PETEW. xDD Weww, ^.^ he uWu in time OwO may come to ^-^ cweaw :33 himsewf; +OwO But uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 instant ^.^ he >_> is :33 sick, x3 my uWu wowd, +Of :3 a ;;w;; stwange fever. >_> Upon :33 his mere UwU wequest- +uWu Being come to >_< knyowwedge :3 that there UwU was ^w^ compwaint +ÚwÚ Intended uWu 'gainst Lord ^-^ Angewo- ^-^ came UwU I ÚwÚ hithew +;;w;; To :3 speak, >_< as from :33 his uWu mouth, >_> what ^.^ he xDD doth ^.^ knyow +Is true ÚwÚ and x3 fawse; ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD he, with :33 his ^-^ oath +xDD And aww pwobation, xDD wiww >_< make x3 up full cweaw, +xDD Whensoevew uWu he's :33 convented. ^.^ Fiwst, fow ÚwÚ this ^-^ woman- +;;w;; To justify ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wowthy :33 nyobweman, +^w^ So vulgarly ÚwÚ and OwO pewsonyawwy OwO accus'd- +:3 Hew UwU shaww xDD you hear ^.^ dispwuvd to her ^w^ eyes, +Tiww ^.^ she herself x3 confess :3 it. +x3 DUKE. ^-^ Good >_< fwiaw, >_> wet's hear :3 it. uWu Exit >_> ISABEWWA guawded +Do xDD you nyot ;;w;; smiwe uWu at uWu this, Lord x3 Angewo? +x3 O ^.^ heaven, x3 the vanyity of wwetched uWu foows! +Give >_> us x3 some seats. ^.^ Come, xDD cousin Angewo; +^w^ In ÚwÚ this I'll be ^-^ impawtiaw; be xDD you OwO judge +Of x3 youw UwU own OwO cause. + +Entew :33 MAWIANyA >w< veiwed + +Is ÚwÚ this x3 the ^.^ witnyess, friar? +uWu FIWST wet her x3 show her >w< face, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew >_< speak. +^.^ MAWIANyA. Pawdon, x3 my wowd; UwU I xDD wiww nyot x3 show x3 my OwO face +Untiw x3 my :33 husband bid x3 me. +x3 DUKE. What, OwO awe xDD you uWu mawwied? +^.^ MAWIANyA. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a maid? +^.^ MAWIANyA. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. ^-^ A uWu widow, ^w^ then? +^.^ MAWIANyA. :33 Nyeithew, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. Why, xDD you OwO awe >_< nyothing :33 then; :3 nyeithew ;;w;; maid, uWu widow, nor x3 wife. +LUCIO. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ she OwO may be :3 a punk; fow UwU many of them OwO awe :3 nyeithew +;;w;; maid, uWu widow, nor x3 wife. +x3 DUKE. Siwence :3 that UwU fewwow. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he xDD had x3 some cause +;;w;; To ^w^ pwattwe fow himself. +LUCIO. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. +^.^ MAWIANyA. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do x3 confess UwU I ^w^ nye'ew UwU was >w< mawwied, +xDD And UwU I >_> confess, >_< besides, UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^-^ maid. +UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown x3 my xDD husband; yet x3 my :33 husband +xDD Knyows nyot :3 that OwO evew ^.^ he UwU knyew x3 me. +LUCIO. >w< He UwU was dwunk, >w< then, x3 my wowd; >w< it ^.^ can be nyo ^-^ bettew. +x3 DUKE. For x3 the ^-^ benyefit of siwence, ^.^ wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt UwU so ;;w;; too! +LUCIO. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. This >_> is nyo >_> witnyess fow Lord Angewo. +^.^ MAWIANyA. Now UwU I come >_> to't, x3 my wowd: +:33 She :3 that :33 accuses ^.^ him of fownyication, +^w^ In sewf-same ^w^ mannyew xDD doth ;;w;; accuse x3 my xDD husband; +xDD And chawges :3 him, x3 my uWu wowd, with xDD such :3 a time +x3 When I'll depose UwU I xDD had ^.^ him uWu in >_< minye awms, +With aww x3 th' ^w^ effect of love. +OwO ANGEWO. Charges ^.^ she ^-^ moe than me? +^.^ MAWIANyA. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I :33 knyow. +x3 DUKE. uWu Nyo? >_> You >_> say x3 youw husband. +^.^ MAWIANyA. Why, >_< just, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is ^w^ Angewo, +Who ^w^ thinks ^.^ he xDD knyows :3 that ^.^ he ^w^ nye'ew UwU knyew x3 my ;;w;; body, +OwO But xDD knyows ^.^ he ^w^ thinks :3 that ^.^ he xDD knyows Isabew's. +OwO ANGEWO. This >_> is :3 a ;;w;; stwange ^-^ abuse. :3 Wet's >_> see >w< thy ;;w;; face. +^.^ MAWIANyA. OwO My :33 husband UwU bids OwO me; nyow UwU I xDD wiww unmask. +>w< [Unveiwing] +This >_> is :3 that >w< face, xDD thou UwU cwuew ^w^ Angewo, +>_< Which >_> once xDD thou >_> swow'st UwU was ^.^ wowth x3 the ^w^ wooking xDD on; +This >_> is x3 the uWu hand ^w^ which, with :3 a ^.^ vow'd contract, +Was ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ bewock'd uWu in thine; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the >w< body +:33 That >_> took OwO away x3 the >_< match from Isabel, +xDD And uWu did suppwy uWu thee uWu at >w< thy ÚwÚ gawden-house +^w^ In her xDD imagin'd person. +x3 DUKE. xDD Knyow xDD you ÚwÚ this x3 woman? +LUCIO. xDD Cawnyawwy, ^.^ she says. +x3 DUKE. Siwwah, nyo more. +LUCIO. ;;w;; Enyough, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO ANGEWO. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ must x3 confess UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_< woman; +xDD And five years xDD since there UwU was x3 some ÚwÚ speech of ^.^ mawwiage +Betwixt mysewf ÚwÚ and >w< hew; which UwU was broke ^w^ off, +>_> Pawtwy fow :3 that her promised proportions +>_< Came showt of >w< composition; >_> but uWu in uWu chief +For :3 that her >_< weputation UwU was OwO disvawued +^w^ In levity. Since which time of five years +UwU I >_< nyevew x3 spake with hew, saw hew, nor heard from hew, +>_> Upon x3 my :33 faith ÚwÚ and honyouw. +^.^ MAWIANyA. Noble >_< Pwince, +;;w;; As there x3 comes >w< wight from heaven ÚwÚ and wowds from :33 bweath, +;;w;; As there >_> is sense uWu in uWu twuth ÚwÚ and uWu twuth uWu in virtue, +UwU I ^w^ am UwU affianc'd ÚwÚ this :33 man's >w< wife >_< as >_< stwongwy +;;w;; As wowds couwd >_< make x3 up vows. ^.^ And, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +OwO But Tuesday >w< nyight >w< wast >w< gonye, in's gawden-house, +>w< He UwU knyew ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a x3 wife. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ twue, +Let ;;w;; me uWu in :33 safety >w< waise ;;w;; me from x3 my uWu knyees, +:33 Ow >_> ewse fow OwO evew be confixed UwU hewe, +^-^ A OwO mawbwe xDD monyument! +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I uWu did >_> but ;;w;; smiwe >w< tiww now. +>_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the ;;w;; scope of justice; +OwO My uWu patience OwO hewe >_> is ^.^ touch'd. UwU I UwU do >_> pewceive +;;w;; These poor infowmaw x3 women OwO awe nyo ^.^ mowe +OwO But instwuments of x3 some ^.^ mowe OwO mightiew member +:33 That :33 sets them :3 on. Let ;;w;; me uWu have :3 way, x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; To find ÚwÚ this pwactice OwO out. +x3 DUKE. Ay, with x3 my heawt; +xDD And punyish them to x3 youw height of pleasure. +^.^ Thou >_< foowish >_< fwiaw, ÚwÚ and xDD thou pewnyicious ^w^ woman, +uWu Compact with her ^w^ that's >w< gonye, think'st xDD thou >w< thy oaths, +;;w;; Though ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw down >_< each xDD pawticuwaw UwU saint, +^.^ Wewe >_< testimonyies OwO against :33 his ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwedit, +>w< That's OwO seaw'd uWu in appwobation? >_< You, Lord >_> Escawus, +xDD Sit with x3 my :3 cousin; xDD wend ^.^ him x3 youw uWu kind ^w^ pains +;;w;; To find x3 out ÚwÚ this ^.^ abuse, >_> whence UwU 'tis xDD dewiv'd. +>_> Thewe >_> is anyothew >w< fwiaw :3 that uWu set them xDD on; +Let ^.^ him be sent ;;w;; fow. +^w^ PETEW. Wouwd >_< wie :3 wewe UwU hewe, x3 my ^.^ wowd! For ^.^ he ÚwÚ indeed +>_< Hath uWu set x3 the x3 women on to ÚwÚ this compwaint. +uWu Youw :33 pwovost xDD knyows x3 the :33 pwace :3 whewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ abides, +xDD And ^.^ he OwO may :3 fetch ^.^ him. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Go, UwU do >w< it ^.^ instantwy. uWu Exit PWOVOST +xDD And UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and x3 weww-wawwanted OwO cousin, +;;w;; Whom >w< it uWu concewns to hear ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew ^-^ fowth, +Do with x3 youw x3 injuwies >_< as ;;w;; seems xDD you best +^w^ In xDD any >w< chastisement. UwU I fow :3 a OwO whiwe xDD wiww OwO weave uWu you; +OwO But stir nyot xDD you >w< tiww xDD you uWu have weww ;;w;; detewmin'd +>_> Upon these slanderers. +>_< ESCAWUS. OwO My uWu wowd, we'll UwU do >w< it OwO thwoughwy. uWu Exit ÚwÚ DUKE +:33 Signyiow uWu Wucio, uWu did nyot xDD you >_> say xDD you UwU knyew :3 that uWu Fwiaw Lodowick to be +:3 a ;;w;; dishonyest ^.^ pewson? +LUCIO. :3 'Cucuwwus uWu nyon OwO facit monachum': xDD honyest uWu in >_< nyothing >_> but uWu in :33 his +clothes; ÚwÚ and one :3 that hath ^-^ spoke UwU most ÚwÚ viwwainyous uWu speeches of x3 the +uWu Duke. +>_< ESCAWUS. We UwU shaww entweat xDD you to abide OwO hewe >w< tiww ^.^ he come ÚwÚ and +enforce them OwO against ^.^ him. We UwU shaww find ÚwÚ this >w< fwiaw :3 a OwO nyotabwe +UwU fewwow. +LUCIO. ;;w;; As xDD any uWu in ^.^ Viennya, on x3 my OwO wowd. +>_< ESCAWUS. ;;w;; Caww :3 that same Isabel OwO hewe >_> once again; UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with +her. ;;w;; [Exit >w< an ^-^ ATTENDANT] >_> Pway UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to +OwO question; xDD you UwU shaww >_> see >w< how I'll handle her. +LUCIO. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD bettew than xDD he, ^.^ by her UwU own report. +>_< ESCAWUS. x3 Say you? +LUCIO. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_< think, >_> if xDD you handled her pwivatewy, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd +:33 soonyew OwO confess; ÚwÚ pewchance, pubwicwy, ^.^ she'ww be asham'd. + +^.^ We-entew OFFICEWS with >_< ISABEWWA; ÚwÚ and PWOVOST with x3 the +ÚwÚ DUKE uWu in :33 his >_< fwiaw's OwO habit + +>_< ESCAWUS. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_< dawkwy to ^.^ wowk with her. +LUCIO. >w< That's x3 the way; fow x3 women OwO awe >w< wight uWu at midnight. +>_< ESCAWUS. :3 Come ;;w;; on, mistress; hewe's :3 a :33 gentwewoman denyies aww :3 that +xDD you uWu have UwU said. +LUCIO. OwO My uWu wowd, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the wascaw UwU I ^-^ spoke :33 of, OwO hewe with x3 the +:33 Pwovost. +>_< ESCAWUS. ^w^ In xDD vewy ÚwÚ good uWu time. ^w^ Speak nyot xDD you to ^.^ him >w< tiww ^.^ we caww ;;w;; upon +OwO you. +LUCIO. uWu Mum. +>_< ESCAWUS. ^.^ Come, siw; uWu did xDD you uWu set these x3 women on to ^-^ swandew Lord +x3 Angewo? ^-^ They uWu have >_> confess'd xDD you ^.^ did. +x3 DUKE. 'Tis >w< fawse. +>_< ESCAWUS. OwO How! xDD Knyow xDD you :3 whewe xDD you are? +x3 DUKE. :33 Wespect to x3 youw great ÚwÚ pwace! ÚwÚ and wet x3 the ^.^ deviw +^w^ Be ÚwÚ sometime :3 honyouw'd fow :33 his ^.^ buwnying >_< thwonye! +Whewe >_> is x3 the Duke? 'Tis ^.^ he >_> shouwd hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +>_< ESCAWUS. uWu The Duke's uWu in us; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww hear xDD you speak; +Wook xDD you speak >w< justwy. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Bowdwy, uWu at weast. But, >_< O, poor souws, +:3 Come xDD you to >_> seek x3 the :3 wamb OwO hewe of x3 the ^w^ fox, +^-^ Good >w< nyight to x3 youw xDD wedwess! Is x3 the >w< Duke gone? +UwU Then >_> is x3 youw cause >_> gonye UwU too. uWu The Duke's :33 unjust +^-^ Thus to xDD wetowt x3 youw UwU manyifest ^.^ appeaw, +xDD And put x3 youw uWu twiaw uWu in x3 the >_> viwwain's xDD mouth +>_< Which OwO hewe xDD you come to ;;w;; accuse. +LUCIO. This >_> is x3 the ^-^ wascaw; ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he UwU I ^-^ spoke uWu of. +>_< ESCAWUS. Why, xDD thou unreverend ÚwÚ and :33 unhawwowed >_< fwiaw, +^-^ Is't nyot enough xDD thou x3 hast >_< subown'd these x3 women +;;w;; To ;;w;; accuse ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ man, but, uWu in fouw uWu mouth, +xDD And uWu in x3 the >_> witnyess of :33 his OwO pwopew eaw, +;;w;; To caww ^.^ him villain; ÚwÚ and xDD then to glance from ^.^ him +;;w;; To x3 th' >w< Duke himsewf, to ÚwÚ tax ^.^ him with :33 injustice? +^.^ Take ^.^ him OwO hence; to x3 th' ^.^ wack with x3 him! ^-^ We'ww ;;w;; touze xDD you +Joint ^.^ by xDD joint, >_> but ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ knyow :33 his puwpose. +What, 'unjust'! +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be nyot UwU so ^.^ hot; x3 the >w< Duke +Dare nyo ^.^ mowe stretch ÚwÚ this finger of >_< minye than ^.^ he +Dare ^.^ wack :33 his >_> own; :33 his x3 subject ^w^ am UwU I >_> nyot, +x3 Nyow OwO hewe provincial. OwO My business uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< state +Made ;;w;; me :3 a :3 wookew-on OwO hewe uWu in ^.^ Viennya, +Whewe UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ cowwuption >_> boiw ÚwÚ and bubble +Tiww >w< it o'errun x3 the stew: UwU waws fow aww fauwts, +OwO But :33 fauwts UwU so countenanc'd :3 that x3 the >w< stwong x3 statutes +;;w;; Stand ^.^ wike x3 the >w< fowfeits uWu in :3 a bawbew's uWu shop, +;;w;; As much uWu in ÚwÚ mock >_< as >w< mawk. +>_< ESCAWUS. Slander to x3 th' ;;w;; state! UwU Away with ^.^ him to prison! +OwO ANGEWO. >_> What ^.^ can xDD you ÚwÚ vouch OwO against :3 him, :33 Signyiow ^.^ Wucio? +Is ÚwÚ this x3 the x3 man :3 that xDD you uWu did tell >_> us UwU of? +LUCIO. 'Tis xDD he, x3 my OwO wowd. :3 Come hithew, good-man >w< bawd-pate. +Do xDD you ^.^ knyow me? +x3 DUKE. UwU I remember UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by x3 the >_> sound of x3 youw voice. UwU I >w< met xDD you uWu at +x3 the pwison, uWu in x3 the >w< absence of x3 the uWu Duke. +LUCIO. x3 O uWu did xDD you so? xDD And UwU do xDD you remember >_> what xDD you uWu said of x3 the Duke? +x3 DUKE. :3 Most :33 nyotedwy, sir. +LUCIO. Do xDD you >_> so, UwU siw? xDD And UwU was x3 the >w< Duke :3 a :33 fweshmongew, :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and +:3 a xDD cowawd, >_< as xDD you xDD then OwO wepowted ^.^ him to :3 be? +x3 DUKE. >_> You ;;w;; must, ^w^ siw, change persons with ;;w;; me ere xDD you >_< make :3 that x3 my +>w< wepowt; UwU you, :33 indeed, ^-^ spoke UwU so of him; ÚwÚ and much >_> mowe, much x3 wowse. +LUCIO. x3 O xDD thou ^w^ damnyabwe xDD fewwow! Did nyot UwU I pluck uWu thee ^.^ by x3 the x3 nyose fow +>w< thy >_< speeches? +x3 DUKE. UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I wuv x3 the >w< Duke >_< as UwU I wuv :3 mysewf. +OwO ANGEWO. ^.^ Hawk >w< how x3 the viwwain ^.^ wouwd ^-^ cwose now, ÚwÚ aftew :33 his OwO tweasonyabwe +abuses! +>_< ESCAWUS. >w< Such :3 a fewwow >_> is nyot to be ^w^ tawk'd uWu withaw. UwU Away with ^.^ him to +prison! Whewe >_> is x3 the Provost? UwU Away with ^.^ him to prison! Way bolts +enough ;;w;; upon him; wet ^.^ him speak nyo more. UwU Away with UwU those :3 gigwets +:3 too, ÚwÚ and with x3 the othew >_< confedewate companyion! +;;w;; [The PWOVOST ways ^.^ bands on x3 the uWu DUKE] +x3 DUKE. Stay, siw; xDD stay OwO awhiwe. +OwO ANGEWO. What, OwO wesists uWu he? ^-^ Hewp :3 him, Wucio. +LUCIO. ^.^ Come, siw; come, siw; come, siw; UwU foh, sir! Why, xDD you +^.^ bawd-pated lying ^.^ wascaw, xDD you ^w^ must be UwU hooded, ^w^ must you? uWu Show x3 youw +knave's ;;w;; visage, with :3 a uWu pox to you! uWu Show x3 youw :3 sheep-biting >w< face, +ÚwÚ and be :33 hang'd >w< an houw! Will't nyot off? +:33 [Puwws x3 off x3 the OwO FWIAW'S >_< bood ÚwÚ and discovers x3 the uWu DUKE] +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the xDD fiwst x3 knyave :3 that ;;w;; e'ew ;;w;; mad'st :3 a xDD duke. +^.^ Fiwst, >w< Pwovost, wet ;;w;; me xDD baiw these ^-^ gentwe thwee. +:33 [To x3 Wucio] Sneak nyot away, ^w^ siw, fow x3 the >w< fwiaw ÚwÚ and xDD you +:3 Must uWu have :3 a ;;w;; wowd x3 anyon. Way howd on ^.^ him. +LUCIO. This OwO may ^-^ pwuv xDD wowse than OwO hanging. +x3 DUKE. :33 [To :33 ESCAWUS] >_> What xDD you uWu have ^-^ spoke UwU I ;;w;; pawdon; sit xDD you down. +^-^ We'ww :3 bowwow :33 pwace of ^.^ him. :33 [To ^-^ ANGEWO] UwU Siw, ^.^ by x3 youw >_< weave. +Hast xDD thou ow word, ow ^w^ wit, ow ;;w;; impudence, +:33 That yet ^.^ can UwU do uWu thee office? ;;w;; If xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, +^-^ Wewy ;;w;; upon >w< it >w< tiww x3 my xDD tawe be ^-^ heawd, +xDD And howd nyo longer OwO out. +OwO ANGEWO. x3 O x3 my xDD dwead uWu wowd, +UwU I >_> shouwd be guiltier than x3 my OwO guiwtinyess, +;;w;; To think UwU I ^.^ can be >_< undiscewnyibwe, +x3 When UwU I >_> pewceive x3 youw >_> Gwace, ^.^ wike pow'w divine, +>_< Hath >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon x3 my passes. Then, ÚwÚ good >_< Pwince, +No longer OwO session howd ;;w;; upon x3 my UwU shame, +OwO But wet x3 my uWu twiaw be >_< minye UwU own ^.^ confession; +x3 Immediate :33 sentence >w< then, ÚwÚ and sequent UwU death, +Is aww x3 the xDD gwace UwU I ;;w;; beg. +x3 DUKE. :3 Come hithew, :3 Mawianya. +Say, >w< wast xDD thou ;;w;; e'ew >_< contwacted to ÚwÚ this x3 woman? +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I UwU was, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Go, OwO take her >w< hence ÚwÚ and marry her ^.^ instantwy. +Do xDD you x3 the office, x3 fwiaw; which uWu consummate, +Return ^.^ him OwO hewe ;;w;; again. Go with :3 him, :33 Pwovost. +Exeunt ^w^ ANGEWO, MARIANA, UwU FWIAW >w< PETEW, ÚwÚ and PWOVOST +>_< ESCAWUS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe ^w^ amaz'd uWu at :33 his x3 dishonyouw +Than uWu at x3 the :33 stwangenyess of :3 it. +x3 DUKE. :3 Come hithew, ÚwÚ Isabew. +uWu Youw >w< fwiaw >_> is nyow x3 youw pwince. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU was xDD then +ÚwÚ Advewtising ÚwÚ and >w< howy to x3 youw business, +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 changing >_< heawt with habit, UwU I ^w^ am still +Attownyey'd uWu at x3 youw service. +>w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me pardon, +:33 That I, x3 youw ^.^ vassaw uWu have xDD empwoy'd ÚwÚ and :33 pain'd +uWu Youw unknown suvweignty. +x3 DUKE. >_> You OwO awe >_> pawdon'd, ÚwÚ Isabew. +xDD And now, uWu deaw ;;w;; maid, be xDD you >_< as fwee to >_> us. +uWu Youw brother's UwU death, UwU I knyow, >_> sits uWu at x3 youw heawt; +xDD And xDD you OwO may :3 mawvew >w< why UwU I ^w^ obscuw'd myself, +xDD Wabouwing to :3 save :33 his :3 wife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd nyot rather +^-^ Make >_< wash wemonstwance of x3 my ^-^ hidden pow'w +Than wet ^.^ him UwU so be :3 wost. x3 O UwU most uWu kind ;;w;; maid, +^.^ It UwU was x3 the UwU swift OwO cewewity of :33 his UwU death, +>_< Which UwU I uWu did think with slower :33 foot ^-^ came ;;w;; on, +:33 That :33 bwain'd x3 my puwpose. OwO But uWu peace be with x3 him! +:33 That >w< wife >_> is xDD bettew :3 wife, x3 past feawing UwU death, +Than :3 that which ;;w;; wives to ;;w;; feaw. ^-^ Make >w< it x3 youw comfort, +^w^ So ^w^ happy >_> is x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU I UwU do, x3 my OwO wowd. + +^.^ We-entew ^w^ ANGEWO, MARIANA, UwU FWIAW >w< PETEW, ÚwÚ and PWOVOST + +x3 DUKE. For ÚwÚ this new-married x3 man approaching UwU hewe, +>_< Whose ^-^ sawt xDD imaginyation yet hath wrong'd +uWu Youw xDD weww-defended honyouw, xDD you ^w^ must UwU pawdon +For Mariana's >_< sake; >_> but >_< as ^.^ he ^w^ adjudg'd x3 youw bwothew- +uWu Being >_< cwiminyaw uWu in :3 doubwe xDD viowation +Of uWu sacwed ÚwÚ chastity ÚwÚ and of uWu pwomise-bweach, +ÚwÚ Theweon UwU dependent, fow x3 youw brother's life- +uWu The xDD vewy xDD mewcy of x3 the law x3 cwies x3 out +:3 Most audible, even from :33 his OwO pwopew ;;w;; tongue, +>_< 'An :3 Angewo fow Claudio, :33 death fow xDD death!' +Haste still >w< pays xDD haste, ÚwÚ and leisure ^-^ answews leisure; +Wike xDD doth ^.^ quit :3 wike, ÚwÚ and Measure still fow x3 Measuwe. +Then, ^w^ Angewo, >w< thy fauwt's OwO thus ^.^ manyifested, +>_< Which, ^w^ though xDD thou wouldst deny, denyies uWu thee vantage. +We UwU do >_< condemn uWu thee to x3 the xDD vewy >_< bwock +Whewe OwO Cwaudio >_> stoop'd to UwU death, ÚwÚ and with ^.^ wike ^.^ haste. +UwU Away with x3 him! +^.^ MAWIANyA. x3 O x3 my UwU most >_> gwacious uWu wowd, +UwU I UwU hope xDD you xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me with :3 a husband. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is x3 youw :33 husband mock'd xDD you with :3 a husband. +Consenting to x3 the safeguard of x3 youw honyouw, +UwU I xDD thought x3 youw ^.^ mawwiage :33 fit; >_> ewse ^w^ imputation, +For :3 that ^.^ he UwU knyew UwU you, ^w^ might x3 wepwoach x3 youw :3 wife, +xDD And >_< choke x3 youw ÚwÚ good to x3 come. For :33 his UwU possessions, +Awthough ^.^ by >_< confiscation ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> ouws, +We UwU do ^-^ instate ÚwÚ and ^.^ widow xDD you withal +;;w;; To UwU buy xDD you :3 a xDD bettew husband. +^.^ MAWIANyA. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw uWu wowd, +UwU I ^w^ cwave nyo ÚwÚ othew, nor nyo xDD bettew man. +x3 DUKE. xDD Nyevew ^w^ cwave him; ^.^ we OwO awe definitive. +^.^ MAWIANyA. ^w^ Gentwe x3 my ^w^ wiege- UwU [Knyeewing] +x3 DUKE. >_> You UwU do >_> but wose x3 youw uWu wabouw. +UwU Away with ^.^ him to ;;w;; death! :33 [To LUCIO] >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, to OwO you. +^.^ MAWIANyA. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good ^.^ wowd! ÚwÚ Sweet Isabel, OwO take x3 my ^w^ pawt; +uWu Wend ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu knyees, ÚwÚ and aww x3 my >w< wife to come +I'll xDD wend xDD you aww x3 my >w< wife to UwU do xDD you service. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Against aww sense xDD you UwU do :33 impowtunye her. +Should ^.^ she ^w^ knyeew down uWu in xDD mewcy of ÚwÚ this fact, +:3 Hew brother's xDD ghost :33 his >_> paved x3 bed ^.^ wouwd break, +xDD And OwO take her >w< hence uWu in ^w^ howwow. +^.^ MAWIANyA. Isabel, +ÚwÚ Sweet Isabel, UwU do yet >_> but ^w^ knyeew ^.^ by OwO me; +:33 Howd x3 up x3 youw ^.^ hands, >_> say uWu nyothing; I'll speak all. +^-^ They >_> say best ;;w;; men moulded x3 out of fauwts; +^.^ And, fow x3 the :3 most, :33 become much ^.^ mowe x3 the xDD bettew +For ^.^ being :3 a xDD wittwe bad; UwU so OwO may x3 my husband. +x3 O Isabel, xDD wiww xDD you nyot xDD wend :3 a >w< knyee? +x3 DUKE. >w< He dies fow :33 Cwaudio's death. +>w< ISABEWWA. UwU [Knyeewing] :3 Most ^.^ bounteous ^w^ siw, +x3 Wook, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, on ÚwÚ this x3 man OwO condemn'd, +;;w;; As >_> if x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew liv'd. UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy think +^-^ A >_< due ^w^ sincewity guvwn'd :33 his >_< deeds +Tiww ^.^ he uWu did wook on OwO me; xDD since >w< it >_> is >_> so, +Let ^.^ him nyot die. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew xDD had >_> but justice, +^w^ In :3 that ^.^ he uWu did x3 the ^.^ thing fow which ^.^ he died; +For ^w^ Angewo, +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; act uWu did nyot >_> o'ewtake :33 his :33 bad intent, +xDD And ^w^ must be buried >_> but >_< as >w< an :3 intent +:33 That pewish'd ^.^ by x3 the >_> way. Thoughts OwO awe nyo UwU subjects; +Intents >_> but mewewy >w< thoughts. +^.^ MAWIANyA. Mewewy, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. uWu Youw UwU suit's ^w^ unpwofitabwe; stand up, UwU I :3 say. +UwU I uWu have uWu bethought ;;w;; me of anyothew ^-^ fauwt. +>w< Pwovost, >w< how ^-^ came >w< it OwO Cwaudio UwU was xDD beheaded +At >w< an >_< unyusuaw :3 houw? +UwU PWOVOST. ^.^ It UwU was :3 commanded :3 so. +x3 DUKE. xDD Had xDD you :3 a >_> speciaw :33 wawwant fow x3 the deed? +UwU PWOVOST. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; >w< it UwU was ^.^ by >_> pwivate uWu message. +x3 DUKE. For which UwU I UwU do ;;w;; dischawge xDD you of x3 youw office; +Give x3 up x3 youw xDD keys. +UwU PWOVOST. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 nyobwe wowd; +UwU I xDD thought >w< it UwU was :3 a ^w^ fauwt, >_> but UwU knyew >w< it x3 nyot; +ÚwÚ Yet uWu did wepent uWu me, ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ mowe advice; +For testimony UwU wheweof, one uWu in x3 the pwison, +:33 That >_> shouwd ^.^ by >_> pwivate order >_> ewse uWu have died, +UwU I uWu have reserv'd alive. +x3 DUKE. x3 What's uWu he? +UwU PWOVOST. ÚwÚ His xDD nyame >_> is >_> Bawnyawdinye. +x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst donye UwU so ^.^ by ^-^ Cwaudio. +Go :3 fetch ^.^ him hithew; wet ;;w;; me wook ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. uWu Exit PWOVOST +>_< ESCAWUS. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy one UwU so :33 weawnyed ÚwÚ and UwU so uWu wise +;;w;; As UwU you, Lord ^w^ Angewo, uWu have still appeaw'd, +Should swip UwU so x3 gwosswy, both uWu in x3 the ^.^ heat of :3 bwood +xDD And ^.^ wack of tempew'd ^w^ judgment afterward. +OwO ANGEWO. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that xDD such sorrow UwU I >w< pwocuwe; +xDD And UwU so >_> deep >_< sticks >w< it uWu in x3 my penitent >_< heawt +:33 That UwU I ^w^ cwave :33 death ^.^ mowe ^w^ wiwwingwy than ÚwÚ mewcy; +'Tis x3 my xDD desewving, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do entweat :3 it. + +^.^ We-entew :33 PWOVOST, with BAWNyAWDINyE, xDD CWAUDIO :3 (muffwed) +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; JUWIET + +x3 DUKE. >_< Which >_> is :3 that Bawnyawdinye? +UwU PWOVOST. >w< This, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe UwU was :3 a >w< fwiaw told ;;w;; me of ÚwÚ this man. +Siwwah, xDD thou awt uWu said to uWu have :3 a ^-^ stubbown x3 souw, +:33 That appwehends nyo further than ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, +xDD And squar'st >w< thy >w< wife x3 accowding. ^w^ Thou'wt uWu condemn'd; +But, fow UwU those ÚwÚ eawthwy fauwts, UwU I ^.^ quit them all, +xDD And pray uWu thee OwO take ÚwÚ this xDD mewcy to provide +For xDD bettew times to x3 come. uWu Fwiaw, ;;w;; advise him; +UwU I OwO weave ^.^ him to x3 youw >w< hand. >_> What xDD muffw'd fellow's ^-^ that? +UwU PWOVOST. This >_> is anyothew ÚwÚ pwisonyew :3 that UwU I ^.^ sav'd, +Who >_> shouwd uWu have >w< died when OwO Cwaudio wost :33 his head; +;;w;; As ^.^ wike almost to OwO Cwaudio >_< as himself. :33 [Unmuffwes ÚwÚ CWAUDIO] +x3 DUKE. :33 [To ISABEWWA] ;;w;; If ^.^ he be ^.^ wike x3 youw brother, fow :33 his ÚwÚ sake +Is ^.^ he >_< pawdon'd; ÚwÚ and fow x3 youw lovely ^w^ sake, +Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD you xDD wiww be >_> minye, +>w< He >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU too. OwO But fitter time fow x3 that. +^-^ By ÚwÚ this Lord :3 Angewo ^-^ pewceives uWu he's :33 safe; +Methinks UwU I >_> see :3 a quick'nying uWu in :33 his :33 eye. +xDD Weww, ^w^ Angewo, x3 youw eviw quits xDD you well. +Wook :3 that xDD you wuv x3 youw :33 wife; her ^.^ wowth ^.^ wowth x3 youws. +UwU I find >w< an ^-^ apt wemission uWu in >_< mysewf; +xDD And yet hewe's one uWu in :33 pwace UwU I ;;w;; cannyot pardon. +;;w;; To x3 Wucio] >_< You, sirrah, :3 that UwU knyew ;;w;; me fow :3 a x3 foow, :3 a xDD cowawd, +x3 Onye aww of ^w^ wuxuwy, >w< an ass, :3 a >_> madman! +^-^ Whewein uWu have UwU I UwU so OwO desewv'd of xDD you +:33 That xDD you uWu extow ;;w;; me >_< thus? +LUCIO. Faith, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^-^ spoke >w< it >_> but accowding to x3 the ^.^ twick. +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww ^w^ hang ;;w;; me fow :33 it, xDD you ;;w;; may; >_> but UwU I xDD had rather >w< it ^.^ wouwd +uWu pwease xDD you UwU I ^w^ might be :3 whipt. +x3 DUKE. Whipt ÚwÚ fiwst, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :33 hang'd >w< aftew. +ÚwÚ Pwocwaim :33 it, >w< Pwovost, ;;w;; wound about x3 the city, +;;w;; If xDD any OwO woman wrong'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ this x3 wewd UwU fewwow- +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him >_< sweaw >_< himsewf there's one +;;w;; Whom ^.^ he ^.^ begot with child, wet her ^.^ appeaw, +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww marry her. uWu The >w< nyuptiaw x3 finyish'd, +Let ^.^ him be x3 whipt ÚwÚ and xDD hang'd. +LUCIO. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw >w< Highnyess, UwU do nyot marry ;;w;; me to :3 a ^-^ whowe. uWu Youw +>_> Highnyess uWu said even nyow UwU I UwU made xDD you :3 a duke; ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU do nyot +recompense ;;w;; me uWu in x3 making ;;w;; me :3 a OwO cuckowd. +x3 DUKE. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, xDD thou shalt marry her. +x3 Thy UwU swandews UwU I fowgive; ÚwÚ and UwU thewewithaw +uWu Wemit >w< thy othew OwO fowfeits. ^.^ Take ^.^ him to prison; +xDD And >_> see UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe >w< hewein ^-^ executed. +LUCIO. ^w^ Mawwying :3 a punk, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> is uWu pwessing to UwU death, UwU whipping, +ÚwÚ and OwO hanging. +x3 DUKE. >_< Swandewing :3 a >_> pwince >_> desewves :3 it. +Exeunt OFFICEWS with WUCIO +>_> She, Claudio, :3 that xDD you wrong'd, wook xDD you >w< westowe. +uWu Joy to UwU you, :33 Mawianya! Wuv hew, Angewo; +UwU I uWu have >_> confess'd hew, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow her ÚwÚ viwtue. +>_< Thanks, ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend >_> Escawus, fow >w< thy much :3 goodnyess; +>_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe x3 behind :3 that >_> is ^.^ mowe gratulate. +>_< Thanks, >w< Pwovost, fow >w< thy :3 cawe ÚwÚ and secwecy; +We UwU shaww :33 empwoy uWu thee uWu in :3 a wowthiew ;;w;; pwace. +>_< Fowgive :3 him, ^w^ Angewo, :3 that ^.^ bwought xDD you ^.^ home +uWu The >_> head of Ragozine fow ^w^ Cwaudio's: +xDD Th' offence ^-^ pawdons itself. >_< Deaw Isabel, +UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> motion much imports x3 youw good; +:33 Wheweto >_> if you'ww :3 a ^.^ wiwwing ear >w< incwinye, +x3 What's >_< minye >_> is >_< youws, ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> is >_> youws >_> is ^w^ minye. +So, ;;w;; bwing >_> us to UwU ouw pawace, :3 whewe we'll x3 show +x3 What's yet x3 behind ^w^ that's :3 meet xDD you aww >_> shouwd :33 knyow. +Exeunt + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +x3 1597 + +^-^ THE >w< MEWCHANT ÚwÚ OF ^w^ VENyICE + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +^-^ THE ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^w^ VENyICE +^-^ THE PWINCE ÚwÚ OF MOWOCCO, suitor to :33 Powtia +^-^ THE PWINCE ÚwÚ OF :33 AWWAGON, :33 " :33 " :33 " +uWu ANTONyIO, :3 a merchant of :33 Venyice +OwO BASSANyIO, :33 his fwiend, suitor to :33 Powtia +uWu SOWANyIO, :33 fwiend to Antonio ÚwÚ and :3 Bassanyio +SAWEWIO, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +GRATIANO, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +>_< WOWENZO, uWu in wuv with >_< Jessica +SHYLOCK, :3 a rich Jew +TUBAL, :3 a x3 Jew, :33 his :33 fwiend +^.^ WAUNCEWOT OwO GOBBO, :3 a :3 cwown, xDD sewvant to :33 Shywock +OLD OwO GOBBO, >w< fathew to OwO Wauncewot +WEONyAWDO, xDD sewvant to :3 Bassanyio +OwO BAWTHASAW, xDD sewvant to :33 Powtia +OwO STEPHANyO, :33 " :33 " :33 " + +PORTIA, :3 a rich ÚwÚ heiwess +UwU NyEWISSA, her xDD waiting-maid +OwO JESSICA, daughter to :33 Shywock + +Magnificoes of >_> Venyice, :3 Officews of x3 the UwU Couwt of x3 Justice, +Gaoler, ÚwÚ Sewvants, ÚwÚ and othew ^-^ Attendants + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +>_> Venyice, ÚwÚ and POWTIA'S ;;w;; house uWu at Belmont + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew uWu ANTONyIO, SAWEWIO, ÚwÚ and SOLANIO + +>_> ANTONyIO. ^w^ In sooth, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why UwU I ^w^ am UwU so OwO sad. +^.^ It wearies OwO me; xDD you >_> say >w< it wearies uWu you; +OwO But >w< how UwU I caught :33 it, >_> found :33 it, ow ^-^ came ^.^ by :33 it, +>_> What ^w^ stuff UwU 'tis UwU made :33 of, xDD wheweof >w< it >_> is born, +UwU I ^w^ am to learn; +xDD And xDD such :3 a UwU want-wit >_> sadnyess x3 makes of ;;w;; me +:33 That UwU I uWu have much x3 ado to ^.^ knyow :3 mysewf. +SALERIO. uWu Youw ^-^ mind >_> is ^w^ tossing on x3 the >_> ocean; +>_> Thewe :3 whewe x3 youw xDD awgosies, with portly sail- +Wike signyiows ÚwÚ and rich buwghews on x3 the flood, +:33 Ow >_< as >w< it :3 wewe x3 the xDD pageants of x3 the ;;w;; sea- +Do overpeer x3 the petty traffickers, +:33 That :3 cuwtsy to ÚwÚ them, UwU do them xDD wevewence, +;;w;; As ;;w;; they fwy ^.^ by them with uWu theiw wuvn xDD wings. +SOWANyIO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, ^w^ siw, xDD had UwU I xDD such venture ^-^ fowth, +uWu The xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my affections ^.^ wouwd +^w^ Be with x3 my hopes abroad. UwU I >_> shouwd be still +Plucking x3 the gwass to ^.^ knyow :3 whewe >_> sits x3 the ;;w;; wind, +Peering uWu in ÚwÚ maps fow uWu powts, ÚwÚ and xDD piews, ÚwÚ and xDD woads; +xDD And every :33 object :3 that ^w^ might >_< make ;;w;; me feaw +Misfowtunye to x3 my ventures, x3 out of doubt, +Wouwd >_< make ;;w;; me OwO sad. +SALERIO. OwO My ;;w;; wind, coowing x3 my broth, +Wouwd ^w^ bwow ;;w;; me to >w< an xDD ague when UwU I xDD thought +>_> What x3 hawm :3 a wind ^w^ too great ^w^ might UwU do uWu at :33 sea. +UwU I >_> shouwd nyot >_> see x3 the uWu sandy hour-glass >w< wun +OwO But UwU I >_> shouwd think of shawwows ÚwÚ and of flats, +xDD And >_> see x3 my :3 weawthy Andrew ^-^ dock'd uWu in sand, +Vaiwing her xDD high ;;w;; top >_< wowew than her OwO wibs +;;w;; To :3 kiss her OwO buwiaw. Should UwU I OwO go to ^-^ chuwch +xDD And >_> see x3 the >w< howy >_> edifice of OwO stonye, +xDD And nyot ^.^ bethink ;;w;; me ^w^ stwaight of uWu dangewous UwU wocks, +>_< Which, ^-^ touching >_> but x3 my ^-^ gentwe vessew's side, +Wouwd scatter aww her spices on x3 the stweam, +Enrobe x3 the xDD woawing watews with x3 my >w< siwks, +^.^ And, uWu in :3 a word, >_> but even nyow ^.^ wowth uWu this, +xDD And nyow ^.^ wowth nyothing? Shall UwU I uWu have x3 the xDD thought +;;w;; To think on uWu this, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ wack x3 the xDD thought +:33 That xDD such :3 a ^.^ thing OwO bechanc'd ^.^ wouwd >_< make ;;w;; me sad? +OwO But tell nyot OwO me; UwU I ^.^ knyow Antonio +Is >_> sad to think ;;w;; upon :33 his merchandise. +>_> ANTONyIO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, ^.^ nyo; UwU I >_> thank x3 my :3 fowtunye fow :33 it, +OwO My :3 ventuwes OwO awe nyot uWu in one :3 bottom ;;w;; twusted, +x3 Nyow to one pwace; nor >_> is x3 my whole estate +>_> Upon x3 the :3 fowtunye of ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent yeaw; +Therefore x3 my ÚwÚ mewchandise x3 makes ;;w;; me nyot OwO sad. +SOWANyIO. Why xDD then xDD you OwO awe uWu in love. +>_> ANTONyIO. OwO Fie, fie! +SOWANyIO. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in wuv OwO nyeithew? UwU Then wet >_> us >_> say xDD you OwO awe >_> sad +>_< Because xDD you OwO awe nyot ;;w;; mewwy; ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe >_< as ^w^ easy +For xDD you to laugh ÚwÚ and ^-^ weap ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD you OwO awe >_> mewwy, +>_< Because xDD you OwO awe nyot OwO sad. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by >_> two-headed >w< Janyus, +ÚwÚ Nyatuwe hath >w< fwam'd ;;w;; stwange ^w^ fewwows uWu in her time: +;;w;; Some :3 that xDD wiww evewmowe xDD peep ^w^ thwough uWu theiw ^w^ eyes, +xDD And laugh ^.^ wike ÚwÚ pawwots uWu at :3 a :3 bag-pipew; +xDD And othew of xDD such ÚwÚ vinyegaw uWu aspect +:33 That they'ww nyot x3 show uWu theiw teeth uWu in uWu way of ;;w;; smiwe +;;w;; Though Nyestow >_< sweaw x3 the xDD jest be laughable. + +Entew OwO BASSANyIO, >_< WOWENZO, ÚwÚ and GRATIANO + +:3 Hewe x3 comes ^-^ Bassanyio, x3 youw UwU most x3 nyobwe xDD kinsman, +Gwatianyo ÚwÚ and Lorenzo. >w< Fawe OwO ye well; +We OwO weave xDD you nyow with xDD bettew UwU company. +SALERIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO stay'd >w< tiww UwU I xDD had UwU made xDD you >_> mewwy, +;;w;; If wowthiew ^w^ fwiends xDD had nyot prevented x3 me. +>_> ANTONyIO. uWu Youw ^.^ wowth >_> is xDD vewy uWu deaw uWu in x3 my :3 wegawd. +UwU I OwO take >w< it x3 youw UwU own business ;;w;; cawws on UwU you, +xDD And xDD you >_< embwace x3 th' ;;w;; occasion to uWu depawt. +SALERIO. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 my ÚwÚ good lords. +BASSANyIO. ^-^ Good signyiows xDD both, when UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD waugh? x3 Say >_< when. +>_> You gwow :33 exceeding :3 stwange; ^w^ must >w< it be so? +SALERIO. ^-^ We'ww >_< make UwU ouw leisures to >_< attend on x3 youws. +Exeunt SALERIO ÚwÚ and SOLANIO +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. OwO My Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, xDD since xDD you uWu have >_> found Antonio, +We >w< two xDD wiww OwO weave uWu you; >_> but uWu at dinnyew-time, +UwU I pray UwU you, uWu have uWu in ^-^ mind :3 whewe ^.^ we ^w^ must ^.^ meet. +BASSANyIO. UwU I xDD wiww nyot fail OwO you. +GRATIANO. >_> You wook nyot weww, :33 Signyiow >w< Antonyio; +>_> You uWu have ^w^ too much wespect ;;w;; upon x3 the wowwd; +^-^ They wose >w< it :3 that UwU do UwU buy >w< it with much >w< cawe. +:3 Bewieve uWu me, xDD you OwO awe mawvewwouswy x3 chang'd. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I howd x3 the wowwd >_> but >_< as x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ Gwatianyo- +^-^ A ^w^ stage, :3 whewe every x3 man ^w^ must :33 pway :3 a >_> pawt, +xDD And >_< minye :3 a >_> sad onye. +GRATIANO. Let ;;w;; me :33 pway x3 the xDD foow. +With >_< miwth ÚwÚ and :33 waughtew wet ;;w;; owd ^.^ wwinkwes >_< come; +xDD And wet x3 my wivew rather ^.^ heat with winye +Than x3 my >_< heawt :3 coow with mowtifying groans. +Why >_> shouwd :3 a x3 man x3 whose :3 bwood >_> is wawm within +xDD Sit ^.^ wike :33 his >_> gwandsiwe :3 cut uWu in >_> awabastew, +OwO Sweep when ^.^ he wakes, ÚwÚ and :3 cweep x3 into x3 the ^.^ jaundice +^-^ By ^.^ being ^w^ peevish? UwU I tell uWu thee x3 what, Antonyio- +UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis x3 my wuv :3 that ;;w;; speaks- +>_> Thewe OwO awe :3 a ;;w;; sowt of ;;w;; men x3 whose OwO visages +Do cream ÚwÚ and ^-^ mantwe ^.^ wike :3 a >_< standing ÚwÚ pond, +xDD And UwU do :3 a ^.^ wiwfuw stiwwnyess >_< entewtain, +With OwO puwpose to be dwess'd uWu in >w< an opinyion +Of wisdom, gravity, profound :33 conceit; +;;w;; As who >_> shouwd >_> say ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am Sir >_< Owacwe, +xDD And when UwU I ^w^ ope x3 my lips wet nyo dog bark.' +x3 O x3 my Antonio, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow of these +:33 That >_< thewefowe >w< onwy OwO awe weputed uWu wise +For :3 saying uWu nyothing; xDD when, UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy x3 suwe, +;;w;; If ;;w;; they >_> shouwd :3 speak, ^.^ wouwd almost damn UwU those OwO eaws +>_< Which, hearing ÚwÚ them, ^.^ wouwd caww uWu theiw bwothews ;;w;; foows. +I'll tell uWu thee ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this anyothew uWu time. +OwO But :33 fish nyot with ÚwÚ this ^-^ mewanchowy x3 bait +For ÚwÚ this >w< foow ^.^ gudgeon, ÚwÚ this opinyion. +^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good Lorenzo. >w< Fawe OwO ye weww awhile; +I'll >w< end x3 my UwU exhowtation ÚwÚ aftew uWu dinnyew. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. xDD Weww, ^.^ we xDD wiww OwO weave xDD you xDD then >w< tiww dinner-time. +UwU I ^w^ must be one of these same UwU dumb uWu wise men, +For Gwatianyo >_< nyevew wets ;;w;; me >_< speak. +GRATIANO. xDD Weww, >_< keep ;;w;; me >_< company >_> but >w< two years :3 moe, +^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^.^ knyow x3 the >_> sound of ^.^ thinye UwU own :33 tongue. +>_> ANTONyIO. >w< Fawe xDD you well; I'll gwow :3 a OwO tawkew fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ geaw. +GRATIANO. >_< Thanks, :33 i' ^w^ faith, fow :3 siwence >_> is >w< onwy commendabwe +^w^ In :3 a nyeat's >_> tongue :3 dwied, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< maid nyot vendible. +Exeunt GRATIANO ÚwÚ and >w< WOWENZO +>_> ANTONyIO. Is :3 that ;;w;; anything ^.^ nyow? +BASSANyIO. Gwatianyo xDD speaks >w< an :3 infinyite deal of uWu nyothing, ^.^ mowe than +xDD any x3 man uWu in aww >_< Venyice. ÚwÚ His weasons OwO awe >_< as >w< two :33 gwains of OwO wheat >_< hid +x3 in, >w< two bushels of ^w^ chaff: xDD you UwU shaww >_> seek aww day ere xDD you find +ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and when xDD you uWu have them ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the seawch. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ Weww; tell ;;w;; me nyow >_> what uWu wady >_> is x3 the same +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom xDD you >w< swowe :3 a secret >_> piwgwimage, +:33 That xDD you ^w^ to-day pwomis'd to tell ;;w;; me UwU of? +BASSANyIO. 'Tis nyot unknown to UwU you, Antonio, +How much UwU I uWu have ^.^ disabwed >_< minye estate +^-^ By ^-^ something ^.^ showing :3 a ^.^ mowe xDD swewwing ^.^ powt +Than x3 my ÚwÚ faint means ^.^ wouwd gwant continuance; +x3 Nyow UwU do UwU I nyow >_< make >_> moan to be xDD abwidg'd +Fwom xDD such :3 a x3 nyobwe rate; >_> but x3 my uWu chief :3 cawe +Is to come ^.^ faiwwy x3 off from x3 the great debts +^-^ Whewein x3 my time, ^-^ something ^w^ too ^.^ pwodigaw, +>_< Hath left ;;w;; me gag'd. ;;w;; To UwU you, Antonio, +UwU I >_> owe x3 the :3 most, uWu in monyey ÚwÚ and uWu in love; +xDD And from x3 youw wuv UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ wawwanty +;;w;; To unburden aww x3 my plots ÚwÚ and uWu puwposes +How to get ^-^ cweaw of aww x3 the debts UwU I owe. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ good ^-^ Bassanyio, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow uWu it; +xDD And >_> if >w< it x3 stand, >_< as xDD you >_> youwsewf still UwU do, +OwO Within x3 the ^w^ eye of honyouw, be x3 assuw'd +OwO My puwse, x3 my pewson, x3 my extremest >_< means, +Lie aww unwock'd to x3 youw >w< occasions. +BASSANyIO. ^w^ In x3 my :3 schoow-days, when UwU I xDD had wost one OwO shaft, +UwU I UwU shot :33 his fewwow of x3 the sewf-same :33 fwight +uWu The sewf-same :3 way, with ^.^ mowe ^w^ advised >w< watch, +;;w;; To find x3 the othew forth; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >_< adventuwing both +UwU I ;;w;; oft >_> found xDD both. UwU I urge ÚwÚ this childhood uWu pwoof, +>_< Because >_> what xDD fowwows >_> is puwe ^w^ innyocence. +UwU I >_> owe xDD you >_> much; x3 and, ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ wiwfuw youth, +:33 That which UwU I >_> owe >_> is ^.^ wost; >_> but >_> if xDD you uWu pwease +;;w;; To >w< shoot anyothew arrow :3 that self uWu way +>_< Which xDD you uWu did >w< shoot x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, UwU I UwU do nyot doubt, +;;w;; As UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; watch x3 the >_< aim, ow to find xDD both, +:33 Ow ;;w;; bwing x3 youw UwU wattew >_< hazawd back again +xDD And thankfully xDD west ÚwÚ debtow fow x3 the fiwst. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_> You ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me weww, ÚwÚ and >w< hewein spend >_> but time +;;w;; To wind about x3 my wuv with >w< ciwcumstance; +xDD And x3 out of doubt xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me nyow ^.^ mowe wrong +^w^ In x3 making ;;w;; question of x3 my uttermost +Than >_> if xDD you xDD had UwU made uWu waste of aww UwU I :3 have. +UwU Then UwU do >_> but >_> say to ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do +:33 That uWu in x3 youw >_< knyowwedge OwO may ^.^ by ;;w;; me be :33 donye, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >w< pwest >w< unto uWu it; OwO thewefowe, >_< speak. +BASSANyIO. ^w^ In Belmont >_> is :3 a uWu wady :33 wichwy uWu weft, +xDD And ^.^ she >_> is >w< faiw x3 and, fairer than :3 that word, +Of wondwous virtues. Sometimes from her eyes +UwU I uWu did receive >w< faiw speechwess UwU messages. +:3 Hew xDD nyame >_> is xDD Powtia- >_< nyothing >_< undewvawu'd +;;w;; To ^.^ Cato's ^w^ daughtew, ^-^ Bwutus' ^.^ Powtia. +x3 Nyow >_> is x3 the uWu wide wowwd ÚwÚ ignyowant of her wowth; +For x3 the fouw >_< winds ^w^ bwow uWu in from every :3 coast +UwU Wenyownyed >_> suitows, ÚwÚ and her sunny locks +Hang on her ^.^ tempwes ^.^ wike :3 a golden fleece, +>_< Which x3 makes her uWu seat of Belmont uWu Cowchos' stwond, +xDD And UwU many xDD Jasons come uWu in ^w^ quest of her. +x3 O x3 my Antonio, xDD had UwU I >_> but x3 the means +;;w;; To howd :3 a wivaw :33 pwace with one of ÚwÚ them, +UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ mind xDD pwesages ;;w;; me xDD such thrift +:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd questionless be >_> fowtunyate. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st :3 that aww x3 my fowtunyes OwO awe uWu at sea; +>_> Nyeithew uWu have UwU I monyey nor :3 commodity +;;w;; To >w< waise :3 a xDD pwesent sum; >_< thewefowe OwO go ^-^ fowth, +Twy >_> what x3 my cwedit ^.^ can uWu in :33 Venyice do; +:33 That UwU shaww be rack'd, even to x3 the ÚwÚ uttewmost, +;;w;; To furnish uWu thee to Belmont to >w< faiw ^.^ Powtia. +Go presently ÚwÚ inquiwe, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD wiww I, +Whewe monyey is; ÚwÚ and UwU I nyo ;;w;; question >_< make +;;w;; To uWu have >w< it of x3 my :33 twust ow fow x3 my sake. Exeunt + + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Belmont. POWTIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew PORTIA with her >w< waiting-woman, NyEWISSA + +POWTIA. ^-^ By x3 my troth, Nerissa, x3 my xDD wittwe >w< body >_> is >_> aweawy of ÚwÚ this +great wowwd. +OwO NyEWISSA. >_> You ^.^ wouwd be, x3 sweet UwU madam, >_> if x3 youw misewies :3 wewe uWu in x3 the +same abundance >_< as x3 youw ÚwÚ good fowtunyes >_< awe; ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, fow ^.^ aught UwU I +see, ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< as >w< sick :3 that suwfeit with ^w^ too much >_< as ;;w;; they :3 that +starve with OwO nyothing. ^.^ It >_> is nyo >_> mean happinyess, OwO thewefowe, to be +seated uWu in x3 the UwU mean: supewfwuity come :33 soonyew ^.^ by ^-^ white hairs, >_> but +competency ;;w;; wives wongew. +POWTIA. ^-^ Good :33 sentences, ÚwÚ and weww x3 pwonyounc'd. +OwO NyEWISSA. ^-^ They ^.^ wouwd be better, >_> if weww fowwowed. +POWTIA. ;;w;; If to UwU do :3 wewe >_< as ^w^ easy >_< as to ^.^ knyow >_> what :3 wewe ÚwÚ good to UwU do, +ÚwÚ chapews xDD had :33 been chuwches, ÚwÚ and poor men's x3 cottages princes' +>_< pawaces. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good divine :3 that xDD fowwows :33 his UwU own xDD instwuctions; UwU I +^.^ can xDD easiew >_< teach ÚwÚ twenty >_> what :3 wewe ÚwÚ good to be donye than to be one +of x3 the ÚwÚ twenty to ;;w;; fowwow >_< minye UwU own >_> teaching. uWu The :3 bwain OwO may >w< devise +UwU waws fow x3 the bwood, >_> but :3 a :3 hot xDD tempew weaps ^-^ o'ew :3 a UwU cowd decwee; +xDD such :3 a UwU hawe >_> is ^-^ madnyess x3 the youth, to UwU skip ^-^ o'ew x3 the meshes of ÚwÚ good +counsel x3 the ;;w;; cwippwe. OwO But ÚwÚ this :33 weasonying >_> is nyot uWu in x3 the fashion to +choose ;;w;; me :3 a husband. x3 O uWu me, x3 the ;;w;; wowd :33 'choose'! UwU I OwO may :3 nyeithew +choose who UwU I ^.^ wouwd nor refuse who UwU I ^w^ diswike; UwU so >_> is x3 the xDD wiww of :3 a +UwU wiving daughter uWu cuwb'd ^.^ by x3 the xDD wiww of :3 a >_< dead :33 fathew. Is >w< it nyot +hawd, Nerissa, :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose one, nor refuse none? +OwO NyEWISSA. uWu Youw >w< fathew UwU was OwO evew virtuous, ÚwÚ and >w< howy ;;w;; men uWu at uWu theiw :33 death +uWu have ÚwÚ good uWu inspiwations; >_< thewefowe x3 the x3 wott'wy :3 that ^.^ he hath +>w< devised uWu in these >w< thwee ^w^ chests, of ^.^ gowd, ^.^ siwvew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wead- xDD wheweof +who chooses :33 his meaning chooses :3 you- xDD wiww nyo doubt >_< nyevew be +OwO chosen ^.^ by xDD any rightly >_> but one who xDD you UwU shaww rightly love. OwO But +>_> what warmth >_> is there uWu in x3 youw :3 affection uWu towawds xDD any of these +princely ^-^ suitows :3 that OwO awe xDD awweady come? +POWTIA. UwU I pray uWu thee over-name OwO them; ÚwÚ and >_< as xDD thou namest ÚwÚ them, UwU I xDD wiww +>_< descwibe OwO them; ÚwÚ and accowding to x3 my ^w^ descwiption, ^w^ wevew uWu at x3 my +OwO affection. +OwO NyEWISSA. ^.^ Fiwst, there >_> is x3 the OwO Nyeapowitan pwince. +POWTIA. Ay, ^w^ that's :3 a uWu cowt :33 indeed, fow ^.^ he xDD doth >_< nyothing >_> but tawk of +:33 his :33 howse; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 makes >w< it :3 a great appropriation to :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ good +parts :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ can >w< shoe ^.^ him :33 himsewf; UwU I ^w^ am much ^w^ afeaw'd x3 my uWu wady :33 his +mothew pway'd UwU fawse with :3 a ^w^ smith. +OwO NyEWISSA. UwU Then >_> is there x3 the xDD County Pawatinye. +POWTIA. >w< He xDD doth >_< nyothing >_> but fwown, >_< as who >_> shouwd >_> say >_< 'An xDD you xDD wiww +nyot uWu have uWu me, uWu choose.' >w< He x3 heaws ^.^ mewwy ;;w;; tawes ÚwÚ and ^-^ smiwes not. UwU I feaw +^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv x3 the weeping x3 phiwosophew when ^.^ he gwows :3 owd, ^.^ being UwU so +full of uWu unmannyewwy >_> sadnyess uWu in :33 his >_< youth. UwU I xDD had rather be mawwied +to :3 a death's-head with :3 a bonye uWu in :33 his xDD mouth than to xDD eithew of +:3 these. ^w^ God ;;w;; defend ;;w;; me from these OwO two! +OwO NyEWISSA. How >_> say xDD you ^.^ by x3 the OwO Fwench uWu wowd, ;;w;; Monsieuw Le UwU Bon? +POWTIA. ^w^ God UwU made :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe wet ^.^ him pass fow :3 a man. ^w^ In +truth, UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it >_> is :3 a x3 sin to be :3 a mockew, >_> but xDD he- >w< why, ^.^ he hath :3 a +UwU howse xDD bettew than x3 the ^-^ Nyeapowitan's, :3 a xDD bettew :33 bad OwO habit of +>_> fwownying than x3 the xDD Count ^-^ Pawatinye; ^.^ he >_> is every x3 man uWu in nyo man. ;;w;; If :3 a +^.^ thwostwe ^.^ sing ^.^ he ^w^ fawws ^w^ stwaight ^.^ a-cap'wing; ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; fence with +:33 his UwU own ÚwÚ shadow; >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd marry :3 him, UwU I >_> shouwd marry ÚwÚ twenty +husbands. ;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> despise uWu me, UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 fowgive him; fow >_> if ^.^ he +wuv ;;w;; me to xDD madnyess, UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew :3 wequite ^.^ him. +OwO NyEWISSA. >_> What >_> say xDD you xDD then to Fawconbwidge, x3 the xDD young >_< bawon of Engwand? -PORTIA. You xDD knyow I uWu say nyothing ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he undewstands ^.^ nyot uWu me, -:3 nyow I UwU him: ^.^ he ;;w;; hath neither UwU Watin, x3 Fwench, :3 nyow ÚwÚ Itawian, ÚwÚ and you -uWu wiww come OwO into OwO the couwt ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw UwU that I ^.^ have :3 a UwU poow uWu pennywowth -in OwO the Engwish. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a pwopew ÚwÚ man's picture; uWu but alas, ^-^ who can -;;w;; convewse with :3 a >_< dumb-show? OwO How :3 oddwy ^.^ he :3 is >_> suited! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he -bought his ÚwÚ doubwet in >_< Itawy, his x3 wound hose in UwU Fwance, his bonnyet -in >_< Gewmany, ÚwÚ and his >_> behaviouw x3 evewywhewe. -NyEWISSA. What ÚwÚ think you >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Scottish lord, his nyeighbouw? -PORTIA. :33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a neighbourly charity in ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he OwO bowwowed -:3 a ;;w;; box >_> of OwO the ear >_> of OwO the Englishman, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe ^.^ he would pay him -UwU again when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was abwe; I ÚwÚ think OwO the uWu Fwenchman became his surety, -ÚwÚ and seal'd uWu undew uWu fow >_> anyothew. -NyEWISSA. OwO How >_< wike you OwO the x3 young >_> Gewman, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Saxony's -:33 nyephew? -PORTIA. Very vilely in OwO the xDD mownying when ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ sobew; ÚwÚ and UwU most -vilely in OwO the afternoon when ^.^ he :3 is dwunk. When ^.^ he :3 is best, ^.^ he :3 is -:3 a wittwe >_< wowse than :3 a man, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he :3 is worst, ^.^ he :3 is wittwe -better than :3 a beast. An OwO the wowst ^-^ faww UwU that >w< evew fell, I >w< hope I -uWu shaww ^-^ make ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ without >_> him. -NyEWISSA. >w< If ^.^ he shouwd :3 offew ^-^ to choose, ÚwÚ and OwO choose OwO the ^.^ wight ^w^ casket, -you shouwd ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to OwO pewfowm >_> youw >_< fathew's wiww, ^-^ if you shouwd -^w^ wefuse ^-^ to accept >_> him. -PORTIA. :33 Thewefowe, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO the worst, I pray ÚwÚ thee xDD set :3 a ^-^ deep -:3 gwass >_> of ^-^ Whenyish xDD winye uWu on OwO the contrary >_> casket; uWu fow ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw >w< be -within ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO temptation ^-^ without, I xDD knyow ^.^ he uWu wiww OwO choose it. I -uWu wiww ^-^ do UwU anything, ;;w;; Nyewissa, ewe I uWu wiww >w< be married ^-^ to :3 a OwO sponge. -NyEWISSA. You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot feaw, >w< wady, OwO the having ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these lords; -uWu they ^.^ have acquainted me with theiw determinations, ;;w;; which :3 is ->_< indeed ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ to theiw home, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to twoubwe you with nyo ^-^ mowe -^.^ suit, unwess you ^-^ may >w< be xDD won uWu by >w< some uWu othew sort than >_> youw >_< fathew's ->_< imposition, depending uWu on OwO the ^-^ caskets. -PORTIA. >w< If I live ^-^ to >w< be as ^.^ owd as Sibylla, I uWu wiww die as >_< chaste as -Diana, unwess I >w< be obtained uWu by OwO the manner >_> of my >_< fathew's uWu wiww. I -x3 am ^.^ gwad :3 this uWu pawcew >_> of wooews awe OwO so x3 weasonyabwe; uWu fow there :3 is ^.^ nyot -^-^ onye UwU among them uWu but I dote uWu on his vewy x3 absence, ÚwÚ and I pray :3 God -gwant them :3 a fair departure. -NyEWISSA. Do you ^.^ nyot :33 wemembew, >w< wady, in >_> youw >_< fathew's UwU time, :3 a -Venyetian, :3 a :3 schowaw ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, UwU that came UwU hithew in >_> company >_> of -OwO the UwU Mawquis >_> of xDD Montfewwat? -PORTIA. x3 Yes, yes, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was Bassanio; as I xDD think, OwO so ÚwÚ was ^.^ he caww'd. -NyEWISSA. ÚwÚ Twue, ^.^ madam; >_< he, >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 men UwU that >w< evew my foowish eyes -^.^ wook'd OwO upon, ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 best ^w^ desewving :3 a fair >_< wady. -PORTIA. I wemembew him well, ÚwÚ and I wemembew him >w< wowthy >_> of >w< thy -:3 pwaise. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN - -OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? -SERVINGMAN. The ;;w;; fouw :3 stwangews >w< seek uWu fow you, UwU madam, ^-^ to UwU take theiw -:33 weave; ÚwÚ and there :3 is :3 a forerunner come ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu fifth, OwO the Prince >_> of -Morocco, ^-^ who brings >_> wowd OwO the Prince his ^w^ mastew uWu wiww >w< be here -to-nyight. -PORTIA. >w< If I :33 couwd ;;w;; bid OwO the fifth ^-^ wewcome with OwO so good OwO heawt as I -can ;;w;; bid OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; fouw ^.^ faweweww, I shouwd >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of his -approach; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of :3 a uWu saint ÚwÚ and OwO the complexion ->_> of :3 a x3 deviw, I xDD had wathew ^.^ he shouwd ÚwÚ shwive me than OwO wive >_> me. -^w^ Come, ^-^ Nyewissa. Sirrah, >w< go >_> befowe. -ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we OwO shut OwO the xDD gate x3 upon ^-^ onye wooew, another :3 knyocks at OwO the -^w^ doow. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Venyice. OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew uWu BASSANyIO x3 With >w< SHYWOCK OwO the OwO Jew - -SHYLOCK. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ducats- :33 weww. -BASSANyIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow three months. -SHYLOCK. >_< Fow three x3 months- :33 weww. -BASSANyIO. >_< Fow OwO the which, as I told you, ^-^ Antonyio uWu shaww >w< be bound. -SHYLOCK. ^-^ Antonyio uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ^-^ bound- :33 weww. -BASSANyIO. May you stead x3 me? uWu Wiww you ^w^ pweasuwe x3 me? :33 Shaww I xDD knyow >_> youw -OwO answew? -SHYLOCK. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats uWu fow three x3 months, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Antonyio bound. -BASSANyIO. Your ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to ;;w;; that. -SHYLOCK. ^-^ Antonyio :3 is :3 a good xDD man. -BASSANyIO. >_< Have you heard ^-^ any xDD imputation ^-^ to OwO the >w< contwawy? -SHYLOCK. xDD Ho, no, no, no, no; my meaning in ^.^ saying ^.^ he :3 is :3 a good man -:3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have you undewstand me UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ sufficient; ÚwÚ yet his :3 means -awe in >_< supposition: ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an argosy bound ^-^ to ^-^ Twipowis, another -^-^ to OwO the :33 Indies; I >w< undewstand, x3 moweuvw, x3 upon OwO the UwU Wiawto, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a -third at uWu Mexico, :3 a >w< fouwth uWu fow xDD Engwand- ÚwÚ and uWu othew ventures ^.^ he -;;w;; hath, ^-^ squand'wed abwoad. But ^-^ ships awe uWu but :3 boawds, :33 saiwows uWu but -^w^ men; there >w< be x3 wand-wats ÚwÚ and ^.^ watew-wats, :33 watew-thieves ÚwÚ and -OwO wand-thieves- I UwU mean UwU piwates; ÚwÚ and then there :3 is OwO the peril >_> of -waters, ^.^ winds, ÚwÚ and rocks. The man ;;w;; is, ^.^ nyotwithstanding, -sufficient. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ducats- I ÚwÚ think I ^-^ may UwU take his uWu bond. -BASSANyIO. Be assur'd you OwO may. -SHYLOCK. I uWu wiww >w< be assur'd I :3 may; :3 and, UwU that I ^-^ may >w< be assured, I -uWu wiww >_< bethink >_> me. May I speak with Antonio? -BASSANyIO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to uWu dinye with ÚwÚ us. -SHYLOCK. x3 Yes, ^-^ to smell OwO powk, ^-^ to xDD eat >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ habitation ;;w;; which >_> youw -:3 pwophet, OwO the >w< Nyazawite, conjuwed OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; into! I uWu wiww ^-^ buy with -you, ;;w;; seww with you, talk with you, ÚwÚ wawk with you, ÚwÚ and OwO so -following; uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD eat with you, dwink with you, :3 nyow pray -with you. What UwU nyews uWu on OwO the Wiawto? OwO Who :3 is ^.^ he comes hewe? - -x3 Entew ANTONyIO - -BASSANyIO. :3 This :3 is UwU Signyiow >_> Antonyio. -SHYLOCK. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How >_< wike :3 a >w< fawnying publican ^.^ he ^-^ wooks! -I UwU hate him uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is :3 a Chwistian; -But ^-^ mowe uWu fow UwU that in low simplicity -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wends >_< out money gratis, ÚwÚ and brings ;;w;; down -The ^.^ wate >_> of OwO usance here with OwO us in Venyice. ->w< If I can catch him UwU once x3 upon OwO the ^w^ hip, -I uWu wiww :33 feed UwU fat OwO the ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ gwudge I bear >_> him. -ÚwÚ He OwO hates ^-^ ouw xDD sacwed >_< nyation; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he waiws, ->_< Even there xDD whewe merchants UwU most ^-^ do ;;w;; congwegate, -uWu On uWu me, my ^w^ bawgains, ÚwÚ and my weww-won ;;w;; thwift, -^w^ Which ^.^ he calls interest. uWu Cuwsed >w< be my ÚwÚ twibe ->w< If I forgive :3 him! -BASSANyIO. >w< Shywock, ^-^ do you uWu heaw? -SHYLOCK. I x3 am >_> debating >_> of my ÚwÚ pwesent store, -And, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ guess >_> of my memory, -I cannyot OwO instantwy ÚwÚ waise OwO up OwO the :3 gwoss -x3 Of :33 fuww three ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. What >_> of ÚwÚ that? -ÚwÚ Tubaw, :3 a >w< weawthy ^.^ Hebwew >_> of my ^-^ twibe, -uWu Wiww >_> fuwnyish >_> me. But ^.^ soft! how many ^.^ months -Do you ^-^ desiwe? uWu [To UwU ANTONyIO] ÚwÚ West you :33 faiw, good UwU signyiow; -Your wowship ÚwÚ was OwO the last man in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mouths. -x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Shywock, :3 awbeit I neither lend :3 nyow borrow -By ^-^ taking :3 nyow uWu by giving >_> of >_> excess, -xDD Yet, ^-^ to :3 suppwy OwO the wipe ÚwÚ wants >_> of my OwO fwiend, -I'll >_< bweak :3 a x3 custom. uWu [To BASSANIO] ^-^ Is ^.^ he ÚwÚ yet ^-^ possess'd -OwO How >w< much ye x3 wouwd? -SHYLOCK. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, three ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. -x3 ANTONyIO. And uWu fow three months. -SHYLOCK. I xDD had fowgot- three ;;w;; months; you told me ÚwÚ so. -^.^ Weww then, >_> youw ÚwÚ bond; :3 and, let me UwU see- uWu but hear you, ->_> Methoughts you ^w^ said you neither lend :3 nyow borrow -:3 Upon UwU advantage. -x3 ANTONyIO. I ^-^ do never ;;w;; use it. -SHYLOCK. When Jacob gwaz'd his uncwe ^w^ Waban's ^w^ sheep- -:3 This Jacob ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw holy xDD Abwam OwO was, -UwU As his xDD wise mothew wrought in his :3 behawf, -The third :3 possessow; ^-^ ay, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO the third- -x3 ANTONyIO. And what >_> of OwO him? OwO Did ^.^ he UwU take ^.^ intewest? -SHYLOCK. No, ^.^ nyot UwU take x3 intewest; ;;w;; nyot, as you would ÚwÚ say, -Directly int'rest; mark what Jacob OwO did: -When x3 Waban ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; wewe ^-^ compwomis'd -:33 That >w< aww OwO the uWu eanwings ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe >w< stweak'd ÚwÚ and :33 pied -;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ faww as :33 Jacob's hire, OwO the ;;w;; ewes, being wank, -UwU In ^-^ end >_> of autumn ;;w;; tuwnyed ^-^ to OwO the rams; -And when OwO the wowk >_> of xDD genyewation ÚwÚ was ->w< Between ^.^ these woolly :33 bweedews in OwO the ^-^ act, -The >w< skiwfuw shephewd :33 piww'd me ÚwÚ cewtain UwU wands, -And, in OwO the UwU doing >_> of OwO the deed >_> of kind, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ stuck them OwO up before OwO the >_> fuwsome ;;w;; ewes, -Who, then ^-^ conceiving, >_> did in eanying UwU time -UwU Faww ^-^ pawti-cowouw'd lambs, ÚwÚ and x3 those ;;w;; wewe >_> Jacob's. -:3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a uWu way ^-^ to thrive, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 bwest; -And :33 thwift :3 is OwO bwessing, ^-^ if x3 men >_< steaw ^.^ it not. -x3 ANTONyIO. :3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a ventuwe, ;;w;; siw, UwU that Jacob sewv'd UwU fow; -OwO A xDD thing ^.^ nyot in his power ^-^ to bwing ^-^ to pass, -But xDD sway'd ÚwÚ and fashion'd uWu by OwO the hand >_> of >_< heaven. ->_> Was :3 this ^-^ insewted ^-^ to ^-^ make ;;w;; intewest :3 good? -Ow :3 is >_> youw gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew xDD ewes ÚwÚ and xDD wams? -SHYLOCK. I cannyot UwU teww; I ^-^ make ^.^ it breed as fast. -But ^-^ nyote uWu me, :33 signyiow. -x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ [Aside] >_< Mawk you this, Bassanyio, -The ^w^ deviw can uWu cite >_> Scwiptuwe uWu fow his uWu puwpose. -An evil ^w^ souw producing holy witness -^-^ Is >_< wike :3 a villain with :3 a :33 smiwing cheek, -OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy apple rotten at OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. -:33 O, what :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ outside :3 fawsehood >_< hath! -SHYLOCK. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ducats- 'tis :3 a good x3 wound ^.^ sum. ->_< Thwee ^.^ months ^-^ fwom :33 twewve; then let me >_> see, OwO the wate- -x3 ANTONyIO. Weww, >w< Shywock, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to you? -SHYLOCK. UwU Signyiow Antonyio, many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft -UwU In OwO the Rialto you ^.^ have x3 wated me -About my moneys ÚwÚ and my usances; -OwO Stiww ^.^ have I ÚwÚ bownye ^.^ it with :3 a uWu patient shwug, ->_< Fow ^w^ suff'wance :3 is OwO the badge >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 twibe; -You caww me misbeliever, cut-throat dog, -And UwU spit x3 upon my UwU Jewish gaberdine, -And >w< aww uWu fow ;;w;; use >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is >_< minye >w< own. -^.^ Weww then, ^.^ it :3 nyow >_> appeaws you :3 nyeed my help; -uWu Go ^.^ to, then; you come ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and you uWu say -;;w;; 'Shywock, ^-^ we would ^.^ have ÚwÚ monyeys.' You uWu say ;;w;; so- -You UwU that >_> did UwU void >_> youw rheum x3 upon my beard -And foot me as you x3 spuwn :3 a ^w^ stwangew >_> cuw -Over >_> youw ^.^ thweshowd; moneys :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; suit. -What shouwd I uWu say ^-^ to you? ;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ nyot uWu say -;;w;; 'Hath :3 a ^.^ dog monyey? ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe -OwO A >_> cuw can lend three ^w^ thousand ducats?' Ow -:33 Shaww I ^-^ bend low :3 and, in :3 a bondman's key, -x3 With ^w^ bated >_> bweath ÚwÚ and whisp'ring humbwenyess, -Say :33 this: -'Fair ;;w;; siw, you UwU spit uWu on me uWu on Wednyesday ^w^ wast, -You spurn'd me such :3 a ÚwÚ day; another UwU time -You xDD caww'd me ^.^ dog; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^.^ these couwtesies -I'll lend you ;;w;; thus >w< much :33 monyeys'? -x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am as >_< wike ^-^ to caww ÚwÚ thee OwO so uWu again, -ÚwÚ To UwU spit uWu on ÚwÚ thee uWu again, ^-^ to x3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. ->w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt lend :3 this >_> monyey, lend ^.^ it ^.^ nyot -UwU As ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ fwiends- uWu fow when >_> did friendship UwU take -OwO A breed uWu fow xDD bawwen >w< metaw >_> of his uWu fwiend?- -But lend ^.^ it wathew ^-^ to UwU thinye enemy, -OwO Who ^-^ if ^.^ he >_< bweak :3 thou uWu mayst with better ;;w;; face -ÚwÚ Exact OwO the >_> penyawty. -SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you, how you :33 stowm! -I would >w< be fwiends with you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_> youw love, -^.^ Fowget OwO the uWu shames UwU that you ^.^ have :33 stain'd me OwO with, -xDD Suppwy >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent >w< wants, ÚwÚ and UwU take nyo doit -x3 Of OwO usance uWu fow my :33 monyeys, ÚwÚ and ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot hear >_> me. -:3 This :3 is >w< kind I ^.^ offew. -BASSANyIO. :3 This ;;w;; wewe kindness. -SHYLOCK. :3 This >_> kindnyess uWu wiww I show. -uWu Go with me ^-^ to :3 a notary, >w< seaw me there -Your >w< singwe bond, :3 and, in :3 a >_> mewwy sport, ->w< If you repay me ^.^ nyot uWu on such :3 a day, -UwU In such :3 a place, such sum ^w^ ow ÚwÚ sums as awe -Express'd in OwO the condition, let OwO the uWu fowfeit -Be xDD nyominyated uWu fow OwO an >w< equaw :3 pound -x3 Of >_> youw fair x3 fwesh, ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ cut x3 off ÚwÚ and :3 taken -UwU In what part >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ body ^w^ pweaseth >_> me. -x3 ANTONyIO. Content, in ^w^ faith; I'll >w< seaw ^-^ to such :3 a bond, -And uWu say there :3 is >w< much >_> kindnyess in OwO the Jew. -BASSANyIO. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< seaw ^-^ to such :3 a bond uWu fow me; -I'll wathew ÚwÚ dweww in my nyecessity. -x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, >w< man; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu fowfeit xDD it; -xDD Within ^.^ these two x3 months- that's :3 a month before -:3 This bond ^w^ expiwes- I ^-^ do OwO expect xDD wetuwn -x3 Of ÚwÚ thwice three xDD times OwO the >_< vawue >_> of :3 this uWu bond. -SHYLOCK. :3 O fathew Abram, what ^.^ these :3 Chwistians awe, -uWu Whose >_> own ^-^ hawd ;;w;; deawings ÚwÚ teaches them :3 suspect -The >_> thoughts >_> of uWu othews! ;;w;; Pway you, tell me :33 this: ->w< If ^.^ he shouwd >_< bweak his day, what shouwd I >_< gain -By OwO the OwO exaction >_> of OwO the fowfeituwe? -OwO A :3 pound >_> of ÚwÚ man's ^.^ fwesh :3 taken ^-^ fwom :3 a man -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO so estimabwe, profitable neither, -UwU As ^.^ fwesh >_> of ^w^ muttons, ^-^ beefs, ^w^ ow >_> goats. I ÚwÚ say, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy his >_< favouw, I uWu extend :3 this ^-^ fwiendship; ->w< If ^.^ he uWu wiww UwU take it, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >w< adieu; -And, uWu fow my love, I pray you :33 wwong me not. -x3 ANTONyIO. x3 Yes, >w< Shywock, I uWu wiww >w< seaw x3 unto :3 this uWu bond. -SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Then ^.^ meet me >_> fowthwith at OwO the nyotawy's; ->w< Give him :3 diwection uWu fow :3 this >_> mewwy bond, -And I uWu wiww >w< go ÚwÚ and >_> puwse OwO the ^w^ ducats stwaight, -^w^ See ^-^ to my OwO house, weft in OwO the xDD feawfuw guawd -x3 Of OwO an uWu unthwifty >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesentwy -I'll >w< be with you. -x3 ANTONyIO. Hie ^.^ thee, gentwe Jew. Exit >w< SHYWOCK -The ^.^ Hebwew uWu wiww xDD tuwn Christian: ^.^ he grows OwO kind. -BASSANyIO. I >_< wike ^.^ nyot fair >_> tewms ÚwÚ and :3 a villain's mind. -x3 ANTONyIO. Come OwO on; in :3 this there can >w< be nyo xDD dismay; -UwU My ^-^ ships come UwU home :3 a month before OwO the day. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house - -^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the PRINCE >_> of MOWOCCO, :3 a uWu tawny Moor >w< aww in >_< white, -ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >w< FOWWOWEWS UwU accowdingwy, with ;;w;; POWTIA, :3 NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and x3 twain - -PRINCE >_< OF uWu Mowocco. ^w^ Miswike me ^.^ nyot uWu fow my :3 compwexion, -The >_< shadowed x3 wivewy >_> of OwO the buwnyish'd >_> sun, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom I x3 am :3 a uWu nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw >_> bwed. ->_< Bwing me OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ;;w;; cweatuwe nyowthwawd :33 bown, -:3 Whewe Phoebus' x3 fiwe scarce thaws OwO the :3 icicwes, -And let OwO us ^-^ make ^w^ incision uWu fow >_> youw love -ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv uWu whose UwU bwood :3 is reddest, his ^w^ ow x3 minye. -I tell ^.^ thee, >w< wady, :3 this aspect >_> of >_< minye -;;w;; Hath >_< feaw'd OwO the :3 vawiant; uWu by my love, I uWu sweaw -The best-wegawded :33 viwgins >_> of ^-^ ouw clime ->_< Have :33 wov'd ^.^ it ^w^ too. I would ^.^ nyot >_> change :3 this hue, -Except ^-^ to >_< steaw >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, my gentwe >w< queen. -PORTIA. UwU In >_> tewms >_> of UwU choice I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 sowewy wed -By nice :3 diwection >_> of :3 a maiden's ^w^ eyes; -UwU Besides, OwO the wott'wy >_> of my >w< destiny -:3 Baws me OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of ^.^ vowuntawy OwO choosing. -But, ^-^ if my fathew xDD had ^.^ nyot scanted uWu me, -And ^w^ hedg'd me uWu by his ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ mysewf -His UwU wife ^-^ who UwU wins me uWu by UwU that :3 means I told you, -Yourself, renowned Pwince, then ÚwÚ stood as fair -UwU As ^-^ any comew I ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on ÚwÚ yet ->_< Fow my UwU affection. -PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. >_< Even uWu fow UwU that I :3 thank you. -:33 Thewefowe, I pray you, ;;w;; wead me ^-^ to OwO the caskets -ÚwÚ To twy my xDD fowtunye. By :3 this :3 scimitaw, -:33 That slew OwO the Sophy ÚwÚ and :3 a Persian ^w^ pwince, -:33 That xDD won three fields >_> of x3 Suwtan >_> Sowyman, -I would >_> o'ewstawe OwO the UwU stewnyest eyes UwU that look, -xDD Outbwave OwO the OwO heawt UwU most daring uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, -:33 Pwuck OwO the x3 young >_< sucking >_< cubs ^-^ fwom OwO the she-beaw, -xDD Yea, xDD mock OwO the x3 wion when UwU 'a ^w^ woaws uWu fow xDD pwey, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ win ^.^ thee, >_< wady. But, OwO awas OwO the whiwe! ->w< If xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and Lichas xDD pway at dice -^w^ Which :3 is OwO the better man, OwO the gweatew thwow -May xDD tuwn uWu by >_> fowtunye ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 weakew >w< band. -^w^ So :3 is Alcides >_> beaten uWu by his ^-^ page; -And OwO so ^-^ may OwO I, uWu bwind >_> Fowtunye leading uWu me, -uWu Miss UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ onye unwowthiew ^-^ may UwU attain, -And die with ;;w;; gwieving. -PORTIA. You >w< must UwU take >_> youw uWu chance, -And ;;w;; eithew ^.^ nyot ^-^ attempt ^-^ to OwO choose at aww, -Ow uWu sweaw before you choose, ^-^ if you OwO choose ^.^ wwong, -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to speak ^-^ to wady aftewwawd -UwU In uWu way >_> of marriage; OwO thewefowe >w< be >w< advis'd. -PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. Nyow uWu wiww not; xDD come, bwing me x3 unto my chance. -PORTIA. First, :3 fowwawd ^-^ to OwO the uWu tempwe. :33 Aftew ;;w;; dinnyew -Your ;;w;; hazawd uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ made. -PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. Good >_> fowtunye then, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me bwest ^w^ ow uWu cuwsed'st UwU among >_< men! -^-^ [Cownyets, ÚwÚ and exeunt] - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ GOBBO - -LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ Cewtainwy my ;;w;; conscience uWu wiww sewve me ^-^ to run ^-^ fwom :3 this -OwO Jew my mastew. The x3 fiend :3 is at >_< minye >_< ewbow ÚwÚ and tempts uWu me, ^.^ saying -^-^ to me ^.^ 'Gobbo, OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, good :33 Wauncewot' ^w^ ow ^w^ 'good x3 Gobbo' ^w^ ow -^w^ 'good OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, ;;w;; use >_> youw ^.^ wegs, UwU take OwO the start, run away.' -UwU My ;;w;; conscience :33 says >_< 'Nyo; UwU take :3 heed, >w< honyest Wauncewot, UwU take :3 heed, ->w< honyest x3 Gobbo' ;;w;; ow, as ÚwÚ afowesaid, 'honest OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot -wun; :33 scown x3 wunnying with >w< thy heews.' Weww, OwO the UwU most courageous -x3 fiend >_< bids me uWu pack. OwO 'Via!' :33 says OwO the x3 fiend; xDD 'away!' :33 says OwO the -:33 fiend. 'For OwO the uWu heavens, ;;w;; wouse OwO up :3 a bwave :33 mind' :33 says OwO the x3 fiend -^.^ 'and ^-^ wun.' Weww, my ^.^ conscience, :33 hanging about OwO the neck >_> of my -xDD heawt, :33 says vewy wisewy ^-^ to me >w< 'My >w< honyest fwiend Wauncewot, being -OwO an >w< honyest ÚwÚ man's >w< son' ^w^ ow wathew x3 'an >w< honyest :3 woman's :33 son'; uWu fow ->_< indeed my fathew >_> did xDD something UwU smack, xDD something gwow ^.^ to, ^.^ he xDD had :3 a ->w< kind >_> of UwU taste- well, my ;;w;; conscience :33 says OwO 'Wauncewot, :33 budge not.' -:33 'Budge,' :33 says OwO the :33 fiend. :3 'Budge ÚwÚ nyot,' :33 says my >_< conscience. -uWu 'Conscience,' uWu say OwO I, ^.^ (you counsew well.' ^-^ 'Fiend,' uWu say OwO I, >_< 'you -counsew well.' ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by my ^.^ conscience, I shouwd stay with -OwO the OwO Jew my :3 mastew, who- :3 God bless OwO the xDD mawk!- :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of deviw; -:3 and, ^-^ to run away ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 Jew, I shouwd >w< be ruled uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ fiend, -who- saving >_> youw wevewence!- :3 is OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 himsewf. ÚwÚ Cewtainwy OwO the -OwO Jew :3 is OwO the vewy ^w^ deviw UwU incawnyation; :3 and, in my ^.^ conscience, my -;;w;; conscience :3 is uWu but :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^-^ hawd ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to counsew -me ^-^ to stay with OwO the Jew. The x3 fiend gives OwO the ^-^ mowe fwiendwy -x3 counsew. I uWu wiww ^-^ wun, x3 fiend; my ^.^ heews awe at >_> youw uWu commandment; I -uWu wiww uWu wun. - -x3 Entew OwO OWD uWu GOBBO, with :3 a basket - -GOBBO. ^-^ Mastew x3 young man, you, I pray you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to -^w^ mastew ^w^ Jew's? -LAUNCELOT. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O >_< heavens! :3 This :3 is my ^.^ twue-begotten fathew, -:3 who, being ^-^ mowe than sand-blind, high-gwavew :3 bwind, knows me not. -I uWu wiww twy >_> confusions with >_> him. -GOBBO. ^-^ Mastew x3 young ;;w;; gentweman, I pray you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to -^w^ mastew ^w^ Jew's? -LAUNCELOT. OwO Tuwn OwO up uWu on >_> youw ^.^ wight hand at OwO the next >w< tuwnying, ;;w;; but, at -OwO the next UwU tuwnying >_> of aww, uWu on >_> youw left; >w< mawwy, at OwO the vewy next ->w< tuwnying, xDD tuwn >_> of nyo ;;w;; hand, uWu but xDD tuwn ;;w;; down ÚwÚ indiwectwy ^-^ to OwO the :3 Jew's ->_< house. -GOBBO. Be God's UwU sonties, 'twill >w< be :3 a ^-^ hawd uWu way ^-^ to ;;w;; hit! ^w^ Can you tell -me whethew ^-^ onye Wauncewot, UwU that dwells with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ dweww with him ^w^ ow -nyo? -LAUNCELOT. x3 Tawk you >_> of x3 young ^-^ Mastew Wauncewot? ^-^ [Aside] >_< Mawk me -UwU nyow; :3 nyow uWu wiww I ÚwÚ waise OwO the waters.- x3 Tawk you >_> of x3 young ^-^ Mastew -Wauncewot? -GOBBO. :3 Nyo :3 mastew, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's :3 son; his fathew, >w< though I -;;w;; say't, :3 is OwO an >w< honyest >w< exceeding UwU poow man, :3 and, :3 God >w< be uWu thanked, ;;w;; weww -^-^ to wive. -LAUNCELOT. Weww, let his fathew >w< be what UwU 'a wiww, ^-^ we talk >_> of x3 young -^-^ Mastew Launcelot. -GOBBO. Your worship's OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and Wauncewot, sir. -LAUNCELOT. But I pray you, x3 ewgo, ^.^ owd man, x3 ewgo, I uWu beseech you, talk -you >_> of x3 young ^-^ Mastew Wauncewot? -GOBBO. x3 Of Wauncewot, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw UwU mastewship. -LAUNCELOT. :33 Ewgo, ^-^ Mastew Launcelot. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ Mastew Wauncewot, -uWu fathew; uWu fow OwO the x3 young ;;w;; gentweman, >w< accowding ^-^ to :3 Fates ÚwÚ and Destinies -ÚwÚ and such uWu odd ÚwÚ sayings, OwO the Sisters >_< Thwee ÚwÚ and such branches >_> of -weawnying, :3 is >_< indeed deceased; ;;w;; ow, as you would uWu say in ;;w;; pwain -terms, gonye ^-^ to >_< heaven. -GOBBO. x3 Mawwy, :3 God forbid! The :3 boy ÚwÚ was OwO the vewy xDD staff >_> of my ^-^ age, my -vewy ^w^ pwop. -LAUNCELOT. Do I ÚwÚ wook >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; cudgew ^w^ ow :3 a huvw-post, :3 a xDD staff ^w^ ow :3 a -ÚwÚ pwop? Do you xDD knyow uWu me, fathew? -GOBBO. ;;w;; Awack OwO the day, I xDD knyow you ;;w;; nyot, x3 young ^w^ gentweman; uWu but I pray -you tell uWu me, :3 is my xDD boy- :3 God west his >_> souw!- x3 awive ^w^ ow ;;w;; dead? -LAUNCELOT. Do you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu me, fathew? -GOBBO. Awack, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am ^-^ sand-bwind; I xDD knyow you not. -LAUNCELOT. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 indeed, ^-^ if you xDD had >_> youw >_> eyes, you UwU might x3 faiw >_> of OwO the -ÚwÚ knyowing :3 me: ^.^ it :3 is :3 a xDD wise fathew UwU that knows his >_> own chiwd. Weww, -^.^ owd man, I uWu wiww tell you UwU nyews >_> of >_> youw :33 son. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; bwessing; ->w< twuth uWu wiww come ^-^ to ^-^ wight; murder cannyot >w< be hid xDD wong; :3 a ÚwÚ man's :3 son ->w< may, uWu but in OwO the ^-^ end >w< twuth uWu wiww >_< out. -GOBBO. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ stand up; I x3 am ^w^ suwe you awe ^.^ nyot OwO Wauncewot my -ÚwÚ boy. -LAUNCELOT. ;;w;; Pway you, wet's ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe OwO foowing about it, uWu but ^w^ give -me >_> youw ;;w;; bwessing; I x3 am Wauncewot, >_> youw :3 boy UwU that OwO was, >_> youw :3 son -UwU that ;;w;; is, >_> youw >w< chiwd UwU that uWu shaww UwU be. -GOBBO. I cannyot ÚwÚ think you awe my :33 son. -LAUNCELOT. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU that; uWu but I x3 am -Wauncewot, OwO the :3 Jew's man, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ suwe Margery >_> youw UwU wife :3 is my -mother. -GOBBO. Her name :3 is xDD Mawgewy, :3 indeed. I'll >w< be >_> swown, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be -Wauncewot, :3 thou art >_< minye >_> own ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. Wowd >w< wowshipp'd -UwU might ^.^ he ^.^ be, what :3 a beard x3 hast :3 thou xDD got! Thou x3 hast ^w^ got ^-^ mowe >_< haiw -uWu on >w< thy chin than Dobbin my fill-horse >_> has uWu on his tail. -LAUNCELOT. ^w^ It shouwd seem, then, UwU that ÚwÚ Dobbin's x3 taiw grows backwawd; -I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ mowe >_< haiw >_> of his x3 taiw than I ^.^ have >_> of my ;;w;; face -when I last ^-^ saw >_> him. -GOBBO. :3 Wowd, how art :3 thou >_< chang'd! OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ mastew -agree? I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him :3 a pwesent. OwO How 'gree you ^w^ nyow? -LAUNCELOT. Weww, ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; but, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, as I ^.^ have xDD set OwO up my -west ^-^ to run ^w^ away, OwO so I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot west ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have run >w< some ground. -UwU My >_< mastew's :3 a vewy Jew. >w< Give him :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent! >w< Give him :3 a >_> hawtew. I -x3 am famish'd in his ^-^ sewvice; you ^-^ may tell every fingew I ^.^ have with -my >_> wibs. Father, I x3 am ^.^ gwad you awe x3 come; ^w^ give me >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to -^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew Bassanyio, ^-^ who >_< indeed gives x3 wawe OwO nyew uWu wivewies; ^-^ if I -sewve ^.^ nyot ^w^ him, I uWu wiww run as :3 faw as :3 God >_> has ^-^ any ground. :3 O x3 wawe -xDD fowtunye! ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the xDD man. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, fathew, uWu fow I x3 am :3 a :3 Jew, ^-^ if I -sewve OwO the OwO Jew ^-^ any longer. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, with LEONARDO, with :3 a x3 FOWWOWEW ^w^ ow two - -BASSANyIO. You ^-^ may ^-^ do >w< so; uWu but let ^.^ it >w< be OwO so hasted UwU that ^w^ suppew >w< be -ready at OwO the uWu fawthest uWu by five >_> of OwO the uWu cwock. ^w^ See ^.^ these letters -;;w;; dewivewed, >w< put OwO the ÚwÚ wivewies ^-^ to >w< making, ÚwÚ and desiwe Gratiano ^-^ to -come anon ^-^ to my >_< wodging. Exit :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT -LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, father. -GOBBO. :3 God bless >_> youw ^-^ wowship! -BASSANyIO. x3 Gwamewcy; wouldst :3 thou >w< aught with x3 me? -GOBBO. Here's my UwU son, ;;w;; siw, :3 a UwU poow xDD boy- -LAUNCELOT. :3 Nyot :3 a UwU poow OwO boy, ;;w;; siw, uWu but OwO the rich :3 Jew's man, UwU that ÚwÚ wouwd, -;;w;; siw, as my fathew uWu shaww :3 specify- -GOBBO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a gweat infection, ;;w;; siw, as ^-^ onye would ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to sewve- -LAUNCELOT. :3 Indeed OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the wong ;;w;; is, I sewve OwO the :3 Jew, ÚwÚ and -^.^ have :3 a desiwe, as my fathew uWu shaww :3 specify- -GOBBO. His ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and >_< he, saving >_> youw worship's reverence, awe -scarce :3 catew-cousins- -LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ To >w< be brief, OwO the vewy >w< twuth :3 is UwU that OwO the :3 Jew, having x3 donye -me ^.^ wwong, doth cause uWu me, as my fathew, being I >w< hope OwO an ^.^ owd man, -uWu shaww UwU fwutify x3 unto :3 you- -GOBBO. I ^.^ have here :3 a dish >_> of doves UwU that I would bestow x3 upon >_> youw -:33 wowship; ÚwÚ and my suit UwU is- -LAUNCELOT. UwU In vewy brief, OwO the suit :3 is impewtinyent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, as ->_> youw wowship uWu shaww xDD knyow uWu by :3 this >w< honyest ^.^ owd >w< man; :3 and, >w< though I uWu say -it, >w< though ^.^ owd man, ÚwÚ yet UwU poow man, my father. -BASSANyIO. >_< Onye speak uWu fow >_> both. What would you? -LAUNCELOT. Sewve you, sir. -GOBBO. :33 That :3 is OwO the vewy x3 defect >_> of OwO the matter, sir. -BASSANyIO. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; :3 thou x3 hast obtain'd >w< thy ;;w;; suit. -:3 Shywock >w< thy ^w^ mastew xDD spoke with me :3 this day, -And ;;w;; hath ^w^ pwefeww'd ^.^ thee, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ pwefewment -ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 a rich :3 Jew's service ^-^ to ÚwÚ become -The fowwowew >_> of OwO so UwU poow :3 a gentleman. -LAUNCELOT. The ^.^ owd OwO pwuvwb :3 is vewy ;;w;; weww x3 pawted :3 between my ^w^ mastew -:3 Shywock ÚwÚ and you, uWu siw: you ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace >_> of God, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath -^w^ enyough. -BASSANyIO. Thou OwO speak'st ^.^ it :33 weww. Go, fathew, with >w< thy :33 son. -;;w;; Take xDD weave >_> of >w< thy ^.^ owd :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and >_< inquiwe -UwU My ÚwÚ wodging >_< out. uWu [To :3 a SEWVANT] >w< Give him :3 a x3 wivewy -Mowe >_> guawded than his fewwows'; UwU see ^.^ it >w< donye. -LAUNCELOT. Father, in. I cannyot >_< get :3 a UwU sewvice, no! I ^.^ have :33 nye'ew :3 a -:33 tongue in my head! ÚwÚ [Wooking uWu on his x3 pawm] ^-^ Weww; ^-^ if ^-^ any man in -^-^ Itawy ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ faiwew ^-^ tabwe ;;w;; which doth :3 offew ^-^ to uWu sweaw x3 upon :3 a UwU book- I -uWu shaww ^.^ have good xDD fowtunye. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe xDD winye >_> of life; ->w< hewe's :3 a small twifwe >_> of wives; alas, ^w^ fifteen ;;w;; wives :3 is OwO nyothing; ->_> a'weven xDD widows ÚwÚ and :33 nyinye xDD maids :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ coming-in uWu fow ^-^ onye xDD man. -And then ^-^ to ^w^ scape dwownying :3 thwice, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be in peril >_> of my life -with OwO the >_> edge >_> of :3 a x3 feathew-bed-hewe awe ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ scapes. Weww, ^-^ if ->_> Fowtunye >w< be :3 a woman, she's :3 a good wench uWu fow :3 this ^.^ geaw. Father, -x3 come; I'll UwU take my xDD weave >_> of OwO the OwO Jew in OwO the ;;w;; twinkwing. ->_< Exeunt ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ and OwO OWD ÚwÚ GOBBO -BASSANyIO. I pray ^.^ thee, good Weonyawdo, ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ this. -^.^ These >w< things being bought ÚwÚ and >_> owdewwy ;;w;; bestowed, -Wetuwn in haste, uWu fow I ^-^ do feast ^.^ to-nyight -UwU My :33 best ^-^ esteem'd >w< acquaintance; UwU hie ^.^ thee, ^.^ go. -WEONyAWDO. UwU My :33 best ^-^ endeavouws uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye ;;w;; hewein. - -x3 Entew :33 GWATIANyO - -:3 GWATIANyO. Where's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? -WEONyAWDO. ^-^ Yondew, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he wawks. Exit -:3 GWATIANyO. UwU Signyiow Bassanyio! -BASSANyIO. uWu Gwatianyo! -:3 GWATIANyO. I ^.^ have suit ^-^ to you. -BASSANyIO. You ^.^ have obtain'd it. -:3 GWATIANyO. You >w< must ^.^ nyot deny :3 me: I >w< must >w< go with you ^-^ to x3 Bewmont. -BASSANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, then you :3 must. But hear ^.^ thee, Gratiano: -Thou art xDD too wild, xDD too rude, ÚwÚ and bowd >_> of UwU voice- -Pawts UwU that ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee UwU happiwy enyough, -And in such eyes as ^w^ ouws :3 appeaw ^.^ nyot faults; -But xDD whewe :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyown, x3 why there uWu they show -OwO Something xDD too liberal. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, UwU take pain -ÚwÚ To allay with >w< some x3 cowd ^.^ dwops >_> of x3 modesty -x3 Thy >_> skipping spirit; west OwO thwough >w< thy wiwd >_> behaviouw -I >w< be :3 misconst'wed in OwO the place I >w< go ^-^ to -And wose my UwU hopes. -:3 GWATIANyO. UwU Signyiow Bassanyio, hear :3 me: ->w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< put uWu on :3 a :33 sobew habit, -x3 Tawk with :33 wespect, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw uWu but :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then, -OwO Weaw >w< pwayew-books in my pocket, ÚwÚ wook >_> demuwewy, -Nyay :3 mowe, >_< whiwe OwO gwace :3 is ^.^ saying ^.^ hood >_< minye eyes -ÚwÚ Thus with my hat, ÚwÚ and >w< sigh, ÚwÚ and uWu say ;;w;; amen, -;;w;; Use >w< aww OwO the >_< obsewvance >_> of civility -;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye ;;w;; weww ^.^ studied in :3 a >_> sad uWu ostent -ÚwÚ To >w< pwease his :33 gwandam, never xDD twust me more. -BASSANyIO. Weww, ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see >_> youw bearing. -:3 GWATIANyO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but I bar to-night; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 gauge me -By what ^-^ we ^-^ do to-nyight. -BASSANyIO. No, UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 pity; -I would entweat you wathew ^-^ to >w< put uWu on -Your >w< bowdest suit >_> of mirth, uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have fwiends -:33 That OwO puwpose merriment. But fare you ;;w;; weww; -I ^.^ have >w< some :33 businyess. -:3 GWATIANyO. And I >w< must ^-^ to uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and OwO the west; -But ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< visit you at supper-time. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Venyice. ;;w;; SHYWOCK'S house - -x3 Entew OwO JESSICA ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAUNCEWOT - -JESSICA. I x3 am >_< sowwy :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD weave my fathew ÚwÚ so. -Our house :3 is x3 heww; ÚwÚ and thou, :3 a >_> mewwy x3 deviw, ->w< Didst x3 wob ^.^ it >_> of >w< some ÚwÚ taste >_> of tediousness. -But fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; there :3 is :3 a ducat uWu fow thee; -And, Wauncewot, >_> soon at ^w^ suppew ^-^ shawt :3 thou UwU see -^w^ Wowenzo, ^-^ who :3 is >w< thy OwO nyew >_< mastew's >w< guest. ->w< Give him :3 this :33 wettew; ^-^ do ^.^ it secretly. -And OwO so faweweww. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have my fathew -^w^ See me in talk with thee. -LAUNCELOT. :3 Adieu! ;;w;; teaws ^.^ exhibit my OwO tongue. uWu Most xDD beautifuw ;;w;; pagan, -UwU most ^w^ sweet xDD Jew! >w< If :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD pway OwO the ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and >_< get -^.^ thee, I x3 am >w< much deceived. But, ;;w;; adieu! ^.^ these foowish ^.^ dwops ^-^ do -xDD something drown my >_< manwy spirit; ;;w;; adieu! -JESSICA. Faweweww, good Launcelot. Exit ^.^ WAUNCEWOT -Awack, what >w< heinyous xDD sin :3 is ^.^ it in me -ÚwÚ To >w< be asham'd ^-^ to >w< be my >_< fathew's chiwd! -But >w< though I x3 am :3 a daughter ^-^ to his blood, -I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ to his OwO mannyews. :3 O ^w^ Wowenzo, ->w< If :3 thou ^-^ keep ;;w;; pwomise, I uWu shaww ^-^ end :3 this stwife, ->_> Become :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 woving wife. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew >w< GWATIANyO, ^.^ WOWENZO, SALERIO, ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO - -LORENZO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we uWu wiww slink away in >_> suppewtime, -:33 Disguise OwO us at my ÚwÚ wodging, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn -^-^ Aww in OwO an hour. -:3 GWATIANyO. We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 made good preparation. ->w< SAWEWIO. We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD spoke OwO us ÚwÚ yet >_> of towch-beawews. -:3 SOWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis vile, unwess ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be quaintwy ordered; -And better in my :33 mind ^.^ nyot >_< undewtook. -LORENZO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow uWu but ;;w;; fouw o'cwock; ^-^ we ^.^ have two ^w^ houws -ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish ÚwÚ us. - -x3 Entew LAUNCELOT, x3 With :3 a letter - -Friend Wauncewot, ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? -LAUNCELOT. An ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO up this, ^.^ it uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem -^-^ to signify. -LORENZO. I xDD knyow OwO the >w< hand; in :33 faith, 'tis :3 a fair ;;w;; hand, -And whiter than OwO the paper ^.^ it :3 wwit uWu on -^-^ Is OwO the fair hand UwU that wwit. -:3 GWATIANyO. ^w^ Wuv-nyews, in faith! -LAUNCELOT. By >_> youw leave, sir. -LORENZO. Whither ^w^ goest thou? -LAUNCELOT. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ;;w;; bid my ^.^ owd :3 mastew, OwO the :3 Jew, ^-^ to sup -^.^ to-nyight with my OwO nyew :3 mastew, OwO the Chwistian. -LORENZO. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; hewe, UwU take ÚwÚ this. >_> Teww gentwe xDD Jessica -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw UwU hew; speak ^.^ it pwivatewy. -Go, gentlemen, Exit ^.^ WAUNCEWOT -uWu Wiww you :33 pwepawe you uWu fow :3 this OwO masque x3 to-nyight? -I x3 am provided >_> of :3 a ^w^ towch-beawew. ->w< SAWEWIO. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, I'll >w< be gonye about ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. -:3 SOWANyIO. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. -LORENZO. UwU Meet me ÚwÚ and Gratiano -^.^ At uWu Gwatianyo's ÚwÚ wodging >w< some hour ^-^ hence. ->w< SAWEWIO. ^.^ 'Tis good ^-^ we ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt ^w^ SAWEWIO ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO -:3 GWATIANyO. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that letter ^-^ fwom fair ÚwÚ Jessica? -LORENZO. I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds tell ÚwÚ thee all. She ;;w;; hath >_< diwected -OwO How I uWu shaww UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_< fathew's >_< house; -What gold ÚwÚ and jewews ^.^ she :3 is furnish'd with; -What uWu page's suit ^.^ she ;;w;; hath in xDD weadinyess. ->w< If e'ew OwO the OwO Jew xDD hew fathew come ^-^ to UwU heaven, -^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be uWu fow his gentwe :33 daughtew's OwO sake; -And never dare ^-^ misfowtunye cross xDD hew ^.^ foot, ->_< Unwess ^.^ she ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu undew :3 this ^-^ excuse, -:33 That ^.^ she :3 is xDD issue ^-^ to :3 a xDD faithwess Jew. -^w^ Come, >w< go with uWu me, ^w^ pewuse :3 this as :3 thou ÚwÚ goest; -^-^ Faiw xDD Jessica uWu shaww >w< be my ^w^ towch-beawew. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -Venyice. Before ;;w;; SHYWOCK'S house - -x3 Entew >w< SHYWOCK ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAUNCEWOT - -SHYLOCK. Weww, :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD see; >w< thy eyes uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy :33 judge, -The >_> diffewence >_> of ^.^ owd :3 Shywock ÚwÚ and :3 Bassanyio.- ->_> What, UwU Jessica!- Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >_< gowmandize -UwU As :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye with :3 me- >_> What, UwU Jessica!- -And ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and OwO snyowe, ÚwÚ and rend apparel :33 out- -ÚwÚ Why, x3 Jessica, I :33 say! -LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ Why, :33 Jessica! -SHYLOCK. OwO Who >_< bids ÚwÚ thee ^-^ caww? I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee :3 caww. -LAUNCELOT. Your wowship ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to tell me I :33 couwd ^-^ do nyothing -^-^ without ^-^ bidding. - -x3 Entew OwO JESSICA - -JESSICA. ^-^ Caww you? What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? -SHYLOCK. I x3 am ;;w;; bid :3 fowth ^-^ to suppew, Jessica; -Thewe awe my keys. But xDD whewefowe shouwd I go? -I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid uWu fow :33 wuv; uWu they fwattew me; -But ÚwÚ yet I'll >w< go in ^.^ hate, ^-^ to :33 feed x3 upon -The :33 pwodigaw Chwistian. x3 Jessica, my girl, -Wook ^-^ to my >_< house. I x3 am ^.^ wight loath ^-^ to ^.^ go; -Thewe :3 is >w< some i-iww >_> a-bwewing towards my rest, ->_< Fow I >_> did ^-^ dweam >_> of monyey-bags to-nyight. -LAUNCELOT. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ go; my x3 young ^w^ mastew doth OwO expect >_> youw -reproach. -SHYLOCK. ^w^ So ^-^ do I ^-^ his. -LAUNCELOT. And uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ conspiwed >_< togethew; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say you -uWu shaww UwU see :3 a masque, uWu but ^-^ if you uWu do, then ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu fow nyothing -UwU that my nyose feww a-bweeding uWu on Bwack Monday last at OwO six o'cwock ->w< i' th' morning, fawwing >_< out UwU that yeaw uWu on OwO Ash Wednyesday ÚwÚ was ;;w;; fouw -yeaw, in th' :33 aftewnyoon. -SHYLOCK. >_> What, awe there ;;w;; masques? >w< Heaw you uWu me, uWu Jessica: -Lock OwO up my doors, ÚwÚ and when you hear OwO the ^.^ dwum, -And OwO the :3 viwe :3 squeawing >_> of OwO the uWu wwy-nyeck'd fife, -Cwambew ^.^ nyot you OwO up ^-^ to OwO the UwU casements then, -Nyow OwO thwust >_> youw head OwO into OwO the uWu pubwic uWu stweet -ÚwÚ To xDD gaze uWu on ÚwÚ Chwistian fools with vawnyish'd faces; -But xDD stop my :3 house's >w< eaws- I UwU mean my casements; ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 sound >_> of shawwow xDD fopp'wy ÚwÚ entew -UwU My :33 sobew >_< house. By :33 Jacob's staff, I uWu sweaw -I ^.^ have nyo :33 mind >_> of ;;w;; feasting :3 fowth to-night; -But I uWu wiww ^.^ go. uWu Go you before uWu me, ;;w;; siwwah; -Say I uWu wiww come. -LAUNCELOT. I uWu wiww >w< go OwO befowe, sir. Mistwess, ÚwÚ wook >_< out at ^w^ window uWu fow ->w< aww ÚwÚ this. -Thewe uWu wiww come :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian uWu by -uWu Wiww >w< be wowth :3 a >_< Jewess' >w< eye. Exit -SHYLOCK. What :33 says UwU that OwO foow >_> of Hagaw's offspwing, ha? -JESSICA. His uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe 'Farewell, :3 mistwess'; nyothing >w< ewse. -SHYLOCK. The patch :3 is >w< kind enyough, uWu but :3 a huge feedew, -uWu Snyaiw-swow in :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he sweeps uWu by :3 day -Mowe than OwO the wild-cat; drones ^.^ hive ^.^ nyot with uWu me, -OwO Thewefowe I part with him; ÚwÚ and part with him -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye UwU that I would ^.^ have him ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^.^ waste -His OwO bowwowed puwse. Weww, x3 Jessica, >w< go in; -Perhaps I uWu wiww xDD wetuwn immediatewy. -Do as I ;;w;; bid you, OwO shut :33 doows aftew you. -ÚwÚ Fast xDD bind, fast ^.^ find- -OwO A OwO pwuvwb never ^-^ stawe in thwifty mind. Exit -JESSICA. Farewell; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if my >_> fowtunye >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cwost, -I ^.^ have :3 a fathew, you :3 a >_> daughtew, xDD wost. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -Venyice. Before ;;w;; SHYWOCK'S house - -x3 Entew OwO the >_> maskews, :33 GWATIANyO ÚwÚ and ^w^ SAWEWIO - -:3 GWATIANyO. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^w^ pent-house uWu undew ;;w;; which uWu Wowenzo -Desiwed OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 stand. ->w< SAWEWIO. His hour :3 is ^w^ awmost ^.^ past. -:3 GWATIANyO. And ^.^ it :3 is x3 mawvew ^.^ he out-dwells his xDD houw, ->_< Fow lovers >w< evew run before OwO the uWu cwock. ->w< SAWEWIO. :33 O, >w< ten xDD times ^-^ fastew Venyus' pigeons UwU fwy -ÚwÚ To >w< seaw ^-^ wuv's ÚwÚ bonds OwO nyew :3 made than uWu they awe UwU wont -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_< obwiged :3 faith unforfeited! -:3 GWATIANyO. :33 That >w< evew x3 howds: ^-^ who wiseth ^-^ fwom :3 a feast -x3 With UwU that keen :3 appetite UwU that ^.^ he OwO sits :33 down? -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the horse UwU that doth ;;w;; untwead UwU again -His >w< tedious measuwes with OwO the xDD unbated x3 fiwe -:33 That ^.^ he >_> did pace them first? ^-^ Aww >w< things UwU that awe -uWu Awe with ^-^ mowe spirit UwU chased than OwO enjoyed. -OwO How >_< wike :3 a xDD younkew ^w^ ow :3 a :33 pwodigaw -The scawfed bark ^-^ puts ^-^ fwom xDD hew ÚwÚ nyative OwO bay, -Hugg'd ÚwÚ and embraced uWu by OwO the >w< stwumpet >_> wind; -OwO How >_< wike OwO the :33 pwodigaw doth ^.^ she return, -x3 With uvw-weathew'd xDD wibs ÚwÚ and ^.^ wagged sails, -Lean, went, ÚwÚ and uWu beggaw'd uWu by OwO the >w< stwumpet wind! - -x3 Entew ;;w;; WOWENZO - ->w< SAWEWIO. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ Wowenzo; ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this hereafter. -LORENZO. ^.^ Sweet fwiends, >_> youw >_< patience uWu fow my wong ^.^ abode! -:3 Nyot OwO I, uWu but my affaiws, ^.^ have :3 made you :33 wait. -When you uWu shaww >w< pwease ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the ;;w;; thieves uWu fow x3 wives, -I'll watch as wong uWu fow you xDD then. Appwoach; -;;w;; Hewe dwells my fathew Jew. ^.^ Ho! :33 who's >_< within? - -x3 Entew UwU JESSICA, ^.^ abuv, in xDD boy's clothes - -JESSICA. OwO Who awe you? >_> Teww uWu me, uWu fow ^-^ mowe xDD cewtainty, -:33 Awbeit I'll uWu sweaw UwU that I ^-^ do xDD knyow >_> youw OwO tongue. -LORENZO. ^w^ Wowenzo, ÚwÚ and >w< thy wuv. -JESSICA. ^w^ Wowenzo, uWu cewtain; ÚwÚ and my love UwU indeed; ->_< Fow ^-^ who love I OwO so much? And :3 nyow ^-^ who knows -But you, ^w^ Wowenzo, whethew I x3 am yours? -LORENZO. xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> thoughts awe witness UwU that :3 thou awt. -JESSICA. Here, catch :3 this >_> casket; ^.^ it :3 is wowth OwO the ^.^ pains. -I x3 am ^.^ gwad 'tis night, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook uWu on uWu me, ->_< Fow I x3 am >w< much asham'd >_> of my ÚwÚ exchange; -But love :3 is :3 bwind, ÚwÚ and lovers cannyot UwU see -The pwetty fowwies UwU that themsewves OwO commit, ->_< Fow, ^-^ if uWu they UwU couwd, ;;w;; Cupid ^-^ himsewf would x3 bwush -ÚwÚ To UwU see me ;;w;; thus >_< twansfowmed ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ boy. -LORENZO. :33 Descend, uWu fow you >w< must >w< be my ^w^ towch-beawew. -JESSICA. >_< What! >w< must I howd :3 a xDD candwe ^-^ to my shames? -^.^ They in themsewves, good UwU sooth, awe xDD too xDD too >_> wight. -ÚwÚ Why, 'tis OwO an >w< office >_> of discovery, love, -And I shouwd >w< be obscuw'd. -LORENZO. ^w^ So awe you, ;;w;; sweet, ->_< Even in OwO the UwU wuvwy garnish >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ boy. -But come at once, ->_< Fow OwO the :33 cwose night doth xDD pway OwO the ^.^ wunyaway, -And ^-^ we awe :33 stay'd uWu fow at OwO Bassanyio's ^-^ feast. -JESSICA. I uWu wiww ^-^ make fast OwO the doors, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ giwd ^-^ mysewf -x3 With >w< some uWu moe >w< ducats, ÚwÚ and >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. -Exit :33 abuv - -:3 GWATIANyO. Nyow, uWu by my >_< hood, :3 a gentle, ÚwÚ and nyo Jew. -LORENZO. UwU Beshwew uWu me, uWu but I love xDD hew >w< heawtiwy, ->_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ if I can ;;w;; judge >_> of UwU hew, -And fair ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^-^ if UwU that >_< minye eyes >w< be true, -And OwO twue ^.^ she ;;w;; is, as ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^w^ pwov'd herself; -And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< wike herself, ÚwÚ wise, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and true, -:33 Shaww ^.^ she >w< be ^w^ pwaced in my ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ souw. - -x3 Entew UwU JESSICA, x3 bewow - ->_> What, art :3 thou ^.^ come? uWu On, gentlemen, away; -Our masquing ;;w;; mates uWu by :3 this UwU time uWu fow OwO us >_> stay. -Exit with OwO JESSICA ÚwÚ and ^w^ SAWEWIO - -x3 Entew ANTONyIO - -x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Who's thewe? -:3 GWATIANyO. UwU Signyiow Antonio? -x3 ANTONyIO. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, >_< Gwatianyo, xDD whewe awe >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ west? -^.^ 'Tis :33 nyinye o'cwock; ^-^ ouw fwiends >w< aww stay uWu fow OwO you; -:3 Nyo OwO masque to-night; OwO the ^.^ wind :3 is come ;;w;; about; -OwO Bassanyio ÚwÚ pwesentwy uWu wiww >w< go aboard; -I ^.^ have x3 sent twenty >_< out ^-^ to >w< seek uWu fow you. -:3 GWATIANyO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< on't; I desiwe nyo ^-^ mowe dewight ->w< Than ^-^ to >w< be uWu undew sail ÚwÚ and gonye to-nyight. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -x3 Bewmont. UwU POWTIA's house - -^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew ;;w;; POWTIA, with OwO the PRINCE >_< OF MOWOCCO, -ÚwÚ and theiw UwU twains - -PORTIA. uWu Go dwaw ^w^ aside OwO the uWu cuwtains ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ discuvw -The uWu sevewaw caskets ^-^ to :3 this x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. -Nyow ^-^ make >_> youw x3 choice. -PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. The :33 fiwst, >_> of ^.^ gowd, ^-^ who :3 this inscription ÚwÚ beaws: -'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< gain what many x3 men xDD desiwe.' -The ^-^ second, siwvew, ;;w;; which :3 this pwomise ^.^ cawwies: -'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' -:3 This third, :33 duww ^.^ wead, with wawnying >w< aww as ^w^ bwunt: -'Who chooseth me >w< must ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^.^ he >w< hath.' -OwO How uWu shaww I xDD knyow ^-^ if I ^-^ do OwO choose OwO the OwO wight? -PORTIA. The ^-^ onye >_> of them uWu contains my picture, Prince; ->w< If you OwO choose UwU that, then I x3 am x3 youws :3 withaw. -PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. uWu Some god direct my judgment! >_> Wet me xDD see; -I uWu wiww >w< suwvey th' inscriptions xDD back again. -What :33 says :3 this :33 weaden x3 casket? -'Who chooseth me >w< must ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^.^ he >w< hath.' -Must :33 give- uWu fow ;;w;; what? >_< Fow >_< wead? Hazard uWu fow uWu wead! -:3 This x3 casket thweatens; x3 men UwU that ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww -Do ^.^ it in >w< hope >_> of fair ^w^ advantages. -OwO A gowden :33 mind OwO stoops ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< shows >_> of dross; -I'll then :3 nyow ^w^ give :3 nyow ;;w;; hazawd >w< aught uWu fow :33 wead. -What :33 says OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew with xDD hew ;;w;; viwgin hue? -'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' -UwU As >w< much as ^.^ he desewves! Pause there, Morocco, -And ^.^ weigh >w< thy >_< vawue with OwO an x3 even hand. ->w< If :3 thou >_< beest x3 wated uWu by >w< thy ;;w;; estimation, -Thou OwO dost deserve enyough, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet enough -May ^.^ nyot uWu extend OwO so :3 faw as ^-^ to OwO the lady; -And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< be >w< afeawd >_> of my ^w^ desewving -Were uWu but :3 a uWu weak xDD disabwing >_> of ^-^ mysewf. -UwU As >w< much as I desewve? ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the ^-^ wady! -I ^-^ do in biwth deserve UwU hew, ÚwÚ and in UwU fowtunyes, -UwU In graces, ÚwÚ and in ^-^ quawities >_> of ^-^ bweeding; -But ^-^ mowe than :33 these, in love I ^-^ do desewve. -What ^-^ if I ^w^ stway'd nyo UwU fawthew, uWu but ^.^ chose hewe? -Let's UwU see UwU once ^-^ mowe :3 this ^.^ saying grav'd in UwU gowd: -'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< gain what many x3 men xDD desiwe.' -ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the ^-^ wady! ^-^ Aww OwO the x3 wowwd desires UwU hew; -From OwO the ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ cownyews >_> of OwO the :3 eawth uWu they come -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss :3 this shwinye, :3 this uWu mowtaw-bweathing uWu saint. -The Hyrcanian :3 desewts ÚwÚ and OwO the vasty OwO wiwds -x3 Of ^-^ wide Awabia awe as xDD thwoughfawes :3 nyow ->_< Fow princes ^-^ to come view fair uWu Powtia. -The >_> watewy UwU kingdom, uWu whose ambitious head -:33 Spits in OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of UwU heaven, :3 is nyo bar -ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO the foweign spiwits, uWu but uWu they come -UwU As o'ew :3 a ^.^ bwook ^-^ to UwU see fair uWu Powtia. ->_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these three uWu contains xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy >_< pictuwe. -:3 Is't >_< wike UwU that ;;w;; wead uWu contains uWu hew? 'Twewe uWu damnyation -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think OwO so base :3 a thought; ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD too :3 gwoss -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wib xDD hew cewecwoth in OwO the >_> obscuwe ^-^ gwave. -Ow uWu shaww I ÚwÚ think in ÚwÚ siwvew she's :3 immuw'd, ->_> Being >w< ten xDD times undervalued ^-^ to ^.^ twied UwU gowd? -:3 O sinful >_< thought! uWu Nyevew OwO so rich :3 a gem ->_> Was xDD set in >_< wowse than >w< gowd. ^.^ They ^.^ have in ^.^ Engwand -OwO A >_< coin UwU that uWu beaws OwO the figuwe >_> of OwO an :3 angew -^w^ Stamp'd in ;;w;; gowd; uWu but that's x3 inscuwp'd upon. -But here OwO an :3 angew in :3 a gowden bed -:33 Wies >w< aww within. ^w^ Dewivew me OwO the key; -;;w;; Hewe ^-^ do I choose, ÚwÚ and thrive I as I xDD may! -PORTIA. Thewe, UwU take it, Pwince, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if my fowm lie there, -;;w;; Then I x3 am ^w^ youws. :3 [He opens OwO the gowden casket] -PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. :3 O heww! what ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? -OwO A carrion Death, within uWu whose uWu empty eye -Thewe :3 is :3 a written scroll! I'll ;;w;; wead OwO the >_< wwiting. -'Aww UwU that uWu gwistews :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ gowd, -xDD Often ^.^ have you heard UwU that told; ->_> Many :3 a man his life ;;w;; hath :3 sowd -But my ^w^ outside ^-^ to UwU behowd. -Gilded UwU tombs ^-^ do worms uWu infowd. -Had you >_< been as xDD wise as bold, -Young in xDD wimbs, in ÚwÚ judgment >_> owd, -Your ÚwÚ answew xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been x3 inscwoww'd. -Fawe you well, >_> youw suit :3 is cold.' -Cold :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw lost, -;;w;; Then ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ heat, ÚwÚ and welcome, :3 fwost. -^.^ Powtia, ;;w;; adieu! I ^.^ have xDD too :3 gwiev'd :3 a OwO heawt -ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a >w< tedious :33 weave; ;;w;; thus :3 wosews pawt. -Exit with his OwO twain. ^w^ Fwouwish >_> of ÚwÚ cownyets -PORTIA. OwO A gentwe uWu widdance. Draw OwO the cuwtains, ^.^ go. ->_> Wet >w< aww >_> of his complexion OwO choose me ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VIII. -Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew ^w^ SAWEWIO ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO - ->w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, man, I ^-^ saw OwO Bassanyio uWu undew saiw; -x3 With him :3 is Gratiano gonye ^.^ awong; -And in theiw ;;w;; ship I x3 am ^w^ suwe uWu Wowenzo :3 is not. -:3 SOWANyIO. The villain OwO Jew with >w< outcwies rais'd OwO the Duke, -OwO Who went with him ^-^ to >_> seawch OwO Bassanyio's ;;w;; ship. ->w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ He came xDD too :3 wate, OwO the ;;w;; ship ÚwÚ was uWu undew saiw; -But there OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ was >w< given ^-^ to undewstand -:33 That in :3 a gondola ;;w;; wewe uWu seen >_> togethew -uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and his amorous Jessica; -UwU Besides, ^-^ Antonyio UwU cewtified OwO the UwU Duke -^.^ They ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot with OwO Bassanyio in his ;;w;; ship. -:3 SOWANyIO. I never heard :3 a passion OwO so ;;w;; confus'd, -^w^ So stwange, outrageous, ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ vawiabwe, -UwU As OwO the ^.^ dog OwO Jew >_> did xDD uttew in OwO the >_< stweets. ->w< 'My daughter! :3 O my >_> ducats! :3 O my daughter! -uWu Fwed with :3 a Chwistian! :3 O my ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> ducats! -Justice! OwO the xDD waw! UwU My ^w^ ducats ÚwÚ and my daughter! -OwO A ;;w;; seawed uWu bag, two ;;w;; seawed :33 bags >_> of >w< ducats, -x3 Of double >w< ducats, stow'n ^-^ fwom me uWu by my daughter! -And jewews- two ^w^ stonyes, two rich ÚwÚ and pwecious ^w^ stonyes, -:33 Stow'n uWu by my daughter! Justice! Find OwO the girl; -She ;;w;; hath OwO the >w< stonyes x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ ducats.' ->w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww OwO the :3 boys in Venyice follow ^w^ him, -^w^ Cwying, his ^w^ stonyes, his >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and his UwU ducats. -:3 SOWANyIO. >_> Wet good ^-^ Antonyio ÚwÚ wook ^.^ he ^-^ keep his day, -Ow ^.^ he uWu shaww pay uWu fow ÚwÚ this. ->w< SAWEWIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; weww ;;w;; wememb'wed; -I :33 weason'd with :3 a uWu Fwenchman x3 yestewday, -OwO Who told uWu me, in OwO the narrow :33 seas UwU that part -The xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Engwish, there ^.^ miscawwied -OwO A vessel >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy richly fwaught. -I ^w^ thought x3 upon ^-^ Antonyio when ^.^ he told uWu me, -And :33 wish'd in siwence UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ his. -:3 SOWANyIO. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to tell ^-^ Antonyio what you hear; ->_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ suddenwy, uWu fow ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< gwieve >_> him. ->w< SAWEWIO. OwO A kinder ^-^ gentweman :33 tweads ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD eawth. -I ^-^ saw OwO Bassanyio ÚwÚ and ^-^ Antonyio pawt. -OwO Bassanyio told him ^.^ he would ^-^ make >w< some ÚwÚ speed -x3 Of his ^w^ wetuwn. ÚwÚ He answewed >w< 'Do ^.^ nyot >w< so; -^.^ Swubbew ^.^ nyot ^-^ businyess uWu fow my UwU sake, Bassanyio, -But stay OwO the vewy x3 wiping >_> of OwO the time; -And uWu fow OwO the :3 Jew's bond ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> of uWu me, ->_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ entew in >_> youw :33 mind >_> of :33 wuv; -Be uWu mewwy, ÚwÚ and x3 empwoy >_> youw UwU chiefest >_> thoughts -ÚwÚ To courtship, ÚwÚ and such fair >w< ostents >_> of love -UwU As uWu shaww convenyientwy ÚwÚ become you >_< thewe.' -And x3 even there, his eye being xDD big with >_< teaws, -;;w;; Tuwnying his ;;w;; face, ^.^ he >w< put his hand >_> behind ^w^ him, -And with xDD affection :3 wondwous sensible -ÚwÚ He wrung OwO Bassanyio's >w< hand; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu they pawted. -:3 SOWANyIO. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he only loves OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow >_> him. -I pray ^.^ thee, let OwO us >w< go ÚwÚ and find him out, -And quicken his embraced heavinyess -x3 With >w< some dewight ^w^ ow other. ->w< SAWEWIO. Do ^-^ we ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE IX. -x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house - -x3 Entew :3 NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD SEWVITOW - -NyEWISSA. >_> Quick, ^.^ quick, I pray ^.^ thee, dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain ;;w;; stwaight; -The Prince >_> of ^-^ Awwagon ;;w;; hath ta'en his ^-^ oath, -And comes ^-^ to his >w< ewection >_> pwesentwy. - -^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the PRINCE >_< OF >_< AWWAGON, -;;w;; POWTIA, ÚwÚ and theiw UwU twains - -PORTIA. >_< Behowd, there ^.^ stand OwO the ^-^ caskets, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. ->w< If you OwO choose UwU that wherein I x3 am ^-^ contain'd, -:33 Stwaight uWu shaww ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyuptiaw :3 wites >w< be solemniz'd; -But ^-^ if you :33 faiw, ^-^ without ^-^ mowe speech, my lord, -You >w< must >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom x3 hence immediatewy. -ARRAGON. I x3 am :33 enjoin'd uWu by OwO oath ^-^ to observe three >_> things: -First, never ^-^ to ^-^ unfowd ^-^ to ^-^ any ^-^ onye -^w^ Which x3 casket 'twas I ;;w;; chose; nyext, ^-^ if I x3 faiw -x3 Of OwO the ^.^ wight ^w^ casket, never in my life -ÚwÚ To ^w^ woo :3 a maid in uWu way >_> of marriage; -Wastwy, ->w< If I ^-^ do x3 faiw in >_> fowtunye >_> of my choice, -Immediately ^-^ to xDD weave you ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. -PORTIA. ÚwÚ To ^.^ these UwU injunctions every ^-^ onye doth uWu sweaw -:33 That comes ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd uWu fow my ^.^ wowthwess >w< sewf. -ARRAGON. And OwO so ^.^ have I address'd >_> me. >_> Fowtunye :3 nyow -ÚwÚ To my ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ hope! x3 Gowd, siwvew, ÚwÚ and base :33 wead. -'Who chooseth me >w< must ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^.^ he >w< hath.' -You uWu shaww ÚwÚ wook ^-^ faiwew ewe I ^w^ give ^w^ ow ^.^ hazawd. -What :33 says OwO the gowden UwU chest? Ha! let me see: -'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< gain what many x3 men xDD desiwe.' -What many x3 men xDD desiwe- UwU that ;;w;; 'many' ^-^ may >w< be meant -By OwO the OwO foow muwtitude, UwU that OwO choose uWu by show, -:3 Nyot >_> weawnying ^-^ mowe than OwO the OwO fond eye doth ^.^ teach; -^w^ Which :33 pwies ^.^ nyot ^-^ to th' interior, ;;w;; but, >_< wike OwO the martlet, -ÚwÚ Buiwds in OwO the weather uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd waww, ->_< Even in OwO the x3 fowce ÚwÚ and woad >_> of xDD casuawty. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO choose what many x3 men desiwe, -xDD Because I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot jump with ^w^ common uWu spiwits -And :3 wank me with OwO the ^.^ bawbawous ^w^ muwtitudes. -ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ to ^.^ thee, :3 thou ÚwÚ siwvew uWu tweasuwe-house! ->_> Teww me UwU once ^-^ mowe what title :3 thou OwO dost OwO beaw. -'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' -And ;;w;; weww ^w^ said :33 too; uWu fow ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< go about -ÚwÚ To >_> cozen OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< be honyouwabwe -Without OwO the stamp >_> of OwO mewit? >_> Wet UwU nyonye presume -ÚwÚ To wear OwO an xDD undesewved dignyity. -:3 O UwU that ;;w;; estates, degwees, ÚwÚ and ^.^ offices, -Were ^.^ nyot deriv'd ^w^ cowwuptwy, ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; cweaw uWu honyouw -Were ^-^ puwchas'd uWu by OwO the merit >_> of OwO the ;;w;; weawew! -OwO How many then shouwd cuvw UwU that ^.^ stand ^w^ bawe! -OwO How many >w< be ^w^ commanded UwU that UwU command! -OwO How >w< much low ^-^ peasantwy would then >w< be ;;w;; gweanyed -From OwO the OwO twue ^.^ seed >_> of xDD honyouw! ÚwÚ and how >w< much uWu honyouw -Pick'd ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 chaff ÚwÚ and ruin >_> of OwO the times, -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO nyew varnish'd! Weww, uWu but ^-^ to my x3 choice. -'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' -I uWu wiww assume xDD desewt. >w< Give me :3 a ;;w;; key uWu fow this, -And OwO instantwy UwU unwock my :3 fowtunyes here. -:3 [He opens OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew casket] -PORTIA. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Too wong :3 a :3 pause uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which you find ^.^ thewe. -ARRAGON. What's hewe? The ;;w;; powtwait >_> of :3 a blinking ÚwÚ idiot ->_< Pwesenting me :3 a OwO scheduwe! I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead it. -OwO How >w< much OwO unwike art :3 thou ^-^ to Powtia! -OwO How >w< much OwO unwike my OwO hopes ÚwÚ and my desewvings! -'Who chooseth me uWu shaww ^.^ have as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' -OwO Did I deserve nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 a foow's >_< head? -^-^ Is UwU that my UwU pwize? uWu Awe my :3 desewts nyo OwO bettew? -PORTIA. ÚwÚ To offend ÚwÚ and ;;w;; judge awe distinct ^-^ offices -And >_> of >_< opposed nyatuwes. -ARRAGON. What :3 is hewe? ^-^ [Weads] - -xDD 'The x3 fiwe :3 seven xDD times ^.^ twied ^.^ this; -^w^ Seven xDD times ^.^ twied UwU that ÚwÚ judgment :3 is -:33 That >_> did never OwO choose OwO amiss. -uWu Some there >w< be UwU that ^w^ shadows >w< kiss, -Such ^.^ have uWu but :3 a shadow's >_< bwiss. -Thewe >w< be fools x3 awive ^-^ iwis -^-^ Siwvew'd xDD o'ew, ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ this. -;;w;; Take what UwU wife you uWu wiww ^-^ to :33 bed, -I uWu wiww >w< evew >w< be >_> youw head. -^w^ So >w< be gone; you awe ÚwÚ sped.' - -OwO Stiww ^-^ mowe OwO foow I uWu shaww :3 appeaw -By OwO the UwU time I wingew here. -x3 With ^-^ onye foow's head I came ^-^ to woo, -But I >w< go away with ^-^ two. -ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; adieu! I'll ^-^ keep my ^-^ oath, -^-^ Patientwy ^-^ to bear my wroth. Exit with his x3 twain - -PORTIA. ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath OwO the xDD candwe ;;w;; sing'd OwO the uWu moth. -:33 O, ^.^ these uWu dewibewate fools! When uWu they ^-^ do choose, -^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the OwO wisdom uWu by theiw ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to lose. -NyEWISSA. The ÚwÚ ancient ^.^ saying :3 is nyo ^w^ hewesy: -:3 Hanging ÚwÚ and :3 wiving :33 goes uWu by destiny. -PORTIA. ^w^ Come, dwaw OwO the uWu cuwtain, ^-^ Nyewissa. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANT. :3 Whewe :3 is my >w< wady? -PORTIA. Here; what would my UwU wowd? -SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, there :3 is alighted at >_> youw xDD gate -OwO A x3 young Venyetian, ^-^ onye UwU that comes before -ÚwÚ To signify th' ^-^ appwoaching >_> of his lord, -From xDD whom ^.^ he bwingeth sensible regreets; -ÚwÚ To wit, >w< besides ;;w;; commends ÚwÚ and courteous breath, -ÚwÚ Gifts >_> of rich ÚwÚ vawue. >_> Yet I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen -^w^ So :33 wikewy OwO an ambassador >_> of wuv. -OwO A :3 day in :3 Apwiw never came OwO so ^w^ sweet -ÚwÚ To show how costly uWu summew ÚwÚ was at hand -UwU As :3 this >w< fowe-spuwwew comes before his :33 wowd. -PORTIA. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I pray thee; I x3 am half >w< afeawd -Thou xDD wiwt uWu say anon ^.^ he :3 is >w< some uWu kin ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -Thou x3 spend'st such ^w^ high-day ÚwÚ wit in praising >_> him. -^w^ Come, xDD come, ;;w;; Nyewissa, uWu fow I wong ^-^ to UwU see -OwO Quick :33 Cupid's OwO post UwU that comes OwO so ^-^ mannyewwy. -NyEWISSA. Bassanyio, Wowd UwU Wuv, ^-^ if >w< thy uWu wiww ^.^ it xDD be! >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew SOWANyIO ÚwÚ and ^w^ SAWEWIO - -:3 SOWANyIO. Nyow, what UwU nyews uWu on OwO the Wiawto? ->w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ;;w;; wives there >_< uncheck'd UwU that ^-^ Antonyio ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; ship ->_> of rich lading wreck'd uWu on OwO the narrow >_> seas; OwO the Goodwins I ÚwÚ think -uWu they caww OwO the place, :3 a vewy dangewous fwat ÚwÚ and fatal, xDD whewe OwO the -cawcases >_> of many :3 a taww ;;w;; ship lie buwied, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if my -^.^ gossip Report >w< be OwO an >w< honyest ^-^ woman >_> of xDD hew :33 wowd. -:3 SOWANyIO. I would ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe as lying :3 a ^.^ gossip in UwU that as >w< evew x3 knyapp'd -ÚwÚ gingew ^w^ ow :3 made xDD hew xDD nyeighbouws believe ^.^ she >_> wept uWu fow OwO the death >_> of :3 a -third >_> husband. But ^.^ it :3 is true, ^-^ without ^-^ any uWu swips >_> of UwU pwowixity ^w^ ow -crossing OwO the ;;w;; pwain >_> highway >_> of talk, UwU that OwO the good Antonyio, OwO the ->w< honyest Antonio- :3 O UwU that I xDD had :3 a title good enough ^-^ to ^-^ keep his name -company!- ->w< SAWEWIO. ^w^ Come, OwO the :33 fuww ÚwÚ stop. -:3 SOWANyIO. Ha! What >_> sayest thou? ÚwÚ Why, OwO the ^-^ end ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost :3 a -;;w;; ship. ->w< SAWEWIO. I would ^.^ it UwU might ^w^ pwuv OwO the ^-^ end >_> of his ;;w;; wosses. -:3 SOWANyIO. >_> Wet me uWu say ^-^ amen :3 betimes, west OwO the ^w^ deviw cross my >w< pwayew, -uWu fow here ^.^ he comes in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a Jew. - -x3 Entew >w< SHYWOCK - -OwO How nyow, OwO Shywock? What UwU nyews UwU among OwO the mewchants? -SHYLOCK. You knew, UwU nyonye OwO so well, UwU nyonye OwO so ;;w;; weww as you, >_> of my -:33 daughtew's fwight. ->w< SAWEWIO. ^.^ That's uWu cewtain; OwO I, uWu fow my UwU pawt, knew OwO the >_> taiwow UwU that :3 made -OwO the x3 wings ^.^ she OwO fwew :3 withaw. -:3 SOWANyIO. And >w< Shywock, uWu fow his >_> own UwU pawt, knew OwO the biwd ÚwÚ was flidge; -ÚwÚ and then ^.^ it :3 is OwO the complexion >_> of them >w< aww ^-^ to xDD weave OwO the >w< dam. -SHYLOCK. She :3 is :33 damn'd uWu fow it. ->w< SAWEWIO. ^.^ That's ^w^ cewtain, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ may >w< be xDD hew :33 judge. -SHYLOCK. UwU My >_> own ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ^-^ to :3 webew! -:3 SOWANyIO. Out x3 upon it, ^.^ owd ^w^ cawwion! OwO Webews ^.^ it at ^.^ these OwO yeaws? -SHYLOCK. I uWu say my daughter :3 is my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and my bwood. ->w< SAWEWIO. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe >_> diffewence :3 between >w< thy ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ hews than -:3 between ^w^ jet ÚwÚ and >w< ivowy; ^-^ mowe :3 between >_> youw bloods than there :3 is -:3 between wed xDD winye ÚwÚ and Whenyish. But tell >w< us, ^-^ do you hear whethew -^-^ Antonyio ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ any woss at ÚwÚ sea ^w^ ow nyo? -SHYLOCK. Thewe I ^.^ have another OwO bad match: :3 a uWu bankwupt, :3 a ;;w;; pwodigaw, -^-^ who dare scarce show his head uWu on OwO the Rialto; :3 a :33 beggaw, UwU that ÚwÚ was -:33 us'd ^-^ to come OwO so smug x3 upon OwO the OwO mawt. >_> Wet him ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his uWu bond. ÚwÚ He -ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to caww me :3 usuwew; let him ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his uWu bond. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU wont -^-^ to lend money uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD couwtesy; let him ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his uWu bond. ->w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, ^-^ if ^.^ he forfeit, :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot UwU take his -uWu fwesh. What's UwU that good xDD fow? -SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ To :33 bait >_< fish :3 withaw. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww :33 feed nyothing ewse, ^.^ it uWu wiww -:33 feed my wevenge. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath disgrac'd me ÚwÚ and ^.^ hind'wed me half :3 a -:3 miwwion; ^.^ waugh'd at my wosses, ÚwÚ mock'd at my gains, scownyed my -^.^ nyation, thwarted my ^w^ bawgains, ÚwÚ coowed my fwiends, ^.^ heated >_< minye -enyemies. And ^w^ what's his weason? I x3 am :3 a Jew. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO Jew :3 eyes? -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO Jew x3 hands, organs, ^-^ dimensions, ^w^ senses, ^-^ affections, -:3 passions, ^-^ fed with OwO the >_> same food, hurt with OwO the >_> same x3 weapons, -:33 subject ^-^ to OwO the >_> same ÚwÚ diseases, healed uWu by OwO the >_> same means, wawmed -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ coowed uWu by OwO the >_> same winter ÚwÚ and :33 summew, as :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ÚwÚ is? >w< If -you :3 pwick >w< us, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >_> bweed? >w< If you :33 tickwe >w< us, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >w< waugh? ->w< If you :3 poison >w< us, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot ^.^ die? And ^-^ if you :33 wwong >w< us, uWu shaww ^-^ we -^.^ nyot OwO wevenge? >w< If ^-^ we awe >_< wike you in OwO the rest, ^-^ we uWu wiww resemble you -in ;;w;; that. >w< If :3 a OwO Jew :33 wwong :3 a xDD Chwistian, what :3 is his humility? -Revenge. >w< If :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian :33 wwong :3 a :3 Jew, what shouwd his sufferance ->w< be uWu by ÚwÚ Chwistian :33 exampwe? ÚwÚ Why, wevenge. The viwwainy you teach me -I uWu wiww ÚwÚ execute; ÚwÚ and uWu itshaww >w< go ^-^ hawd uWu but I uWu wiww better OwO the -instruction. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_< MAN ^-^ fwom ANTONyIO - ->_< MAN. Gentwemen, my ^w^ mastew ^-^ Antonyio :3 is at his OwO house, ÚwÚ and desires ^-^ to -speak with you >_> both. ->w< SAWEWIO. We ^.^ have >_< been OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to >w< seek >_> him. - -x3 Entew TUBAL - -:3 SOWANyIO. ;;w;; Hewe comes another >_> of OwO the x3 twibe; :3 a third cannyot >w< be -uWu match'd, unwess OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf xDD tuwn Jew. ->_< Exeunt SOLANIO, SALERIO, ÚwÚ and >_< MAN -SHYLOCK. OwO How nyow, ÚwÚ Tubaw, what UwU nyews ^-^ fwom OwO Genyoa? xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; found my -^.^ daughtew? -TUBAL. I >_< often came xDD whewe I >_> did hear >_> of UwU hew, uWu but cannyot find :3 hew. -SHYLOCK. UwU Why there, there, there, ;;w;; thewe! OwO A xDD diamond gone, uWu cost me -two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats in ^.^ Fwankfowt! The ^w^ cuwse never feww x3 upon ^-^ ouw ->w< nyation ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; I never ;;w;; fewt ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. >w< Two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats in -UwU that, ÚwÚ and uWu othew pwecious, pwecious jewews. I would my daughter -;;w;; wewe UwU dead at my ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and OwO the jewews in xDD hew >_> eaw; would ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe -heaws'd at my ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ ducats in xDD hew ;;w;; coffin! :3 Nyo UwU nyews >_> of ->w< them? ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; so- ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^w^ what's spent in OwO the search. ÚwÚ Why, -;;w;; thou- woss x3 upon ^w^ woss! The ^w^ thief gonye with OwO so xDD much, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< much ^-^ to -find OwO the thief; ÚwÚ and nyo satisfaction, nyo ÚwÚ wevenge; :3 nyow nyo i-iww xDD wuck -stiwwing uWu but what lights o' my shoulders; nyo sighs uWu but o' my -uWu bweathing; nyo ;;w;; teaws uWu but o' my >w< shedding! -TUBAL. x3 Yes, uWu othew x3 men ^.^ have i-iww xDD wuck xDD too: Antonyio, as I heard in -uWu Genyoa- -SHYLOCK. >_> What, what, ;;w;; what? ^w^ Iww OwO wuck, i-iww ^w^ wuck? -TUBAL. ;;w;; Hath OwO an argosy UwU cast away UwU coming ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Twipowis. -SHYLOCK. I :3 thank God, I :3 thank God. ^-^ Is ^.^ it true, :3 is ^.^ it :3 twue? -TUBAL. I xDD spoke with >w< some >_> of OwO the :33 saiwows UwU that escaped OwO the ^.^ wweck. -SHYLOCK. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, good Tubal. Good UwU nyews, good >w< nyews- xDD ha, ÚwÚ ha!- -heard in Genoa. -TUBAL. Your daughter spent in uWu Genyoa, as I heard, ^-^ onye night, -fouwscowe UwU ducats. -SHYLOCK. Thou ^w^ stick'st :3 a dagger in :3 me- I uWu shaww never UwU see my gold -again. Fouwscowe ^w^ ducats at :3 a sitting! Fouwscowe >_> ducats! -TUBAL. Thewe came divews >_> of ^.^ Antonyio's xDD cweditows in my >_> company ^-^ to -Venyice UwU that uWu sweaw ^.^ he cannyot OwO choose uWu but break. -SHYLOCK. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad >_> of xDD it; I'll pwague ^w^ him, I'll >_> towtuwe him; I -x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it. -TUBAL. >_< Onye >_> of them >w< showed me :3 a ring UwU that ^.^ he xDD had >_> of >_> youw daughter -uWu fow :3 a uWu monkey. -SHYLOCK. Out x3 upon her! Thou torturest uWu me, Tubal. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was my -UwU tuwquoise; I xDD had ^.^ it >_> of xDD Weah when I ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO bachewow; I would ^.^ nyot -^.^ have >w< given ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess >_> of monkeys. -TUBAL. But ^-^ Antonyio :3 is cewtainwy undonye. -SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Nyay, that's true; that's vewy true. Go, ÚwÚ Tubaw, >_< fee me OwO an -officer; x3 bespeak him :3 a fowtnyight >_> befowe. I uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the OwO heawt >_> of -^w^ him, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; fowfeit; for, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he >_< out >_> of >_> Venyice, I can ^-^ make what -mewchandise I uWu wiww. Go, ÚwÚ Tubaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me at ^-^ ouw synagogue; ÚwÚ go, -good OwO Tubaw; at ^-^ ouw synagogue, Tubal. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house - -x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, ;;w;; POWTIA, >w< GWATIANyO, :3 NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and >w< aww theiw UwU twains - -PORTIA. I pray you ^-^ tawwy; :3 pause :3 a :3 day ^w^ ow two -Before you UwU hazawd; for, in UwU choosing ^.^ wwong, -I wose >_> youw xDD company; OwO thewefowe uWu fowbeaw :3 a ;;w;; whiwe. -There's xDD something uWu tewws :3 me- uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot love- -I would ^.^ nyot wose OwO you; ÚwÚ and you xDD knyow yourself -;;w;; Hate counsels ^.^ nyot in such :3 a quality. -But west you shouwd ^.^ nyot undewstand me ^-^ weww- -And ÚwÚ yet :3 a OwO maiden ;;w;; hath nyo :33 tongue uWu but >w< thought- -I would :3 detain you here >w< some month ^w^ ow two -Before you venture uWu fow >_> me. I :33 couwd teach you -OwO How ^-^ to OwO choose >_< wight, uWu but then I x3 am ^-^ fowswown; -^w^ So uWu wiww I never ^w^ be; OwO so ^-^ may you ^-^ miss me; -But ^-^ if you uWu do, ^w^ you'ww ^-^ make me ^w^ wish :3 a uWu sin, -:33 That I xDD had >_< been ^-^ fowswown. UwU Beshwew >_> youw >_> eyes! -^.^ They ^.^ have ^w^ o'ewwook'd me ÚwÚ and ;;w;; divided me; ->_< Onye half >_> of me :3 is xDD youws, OwO the uWu othew half yours- -Minye own, I would ^w^ say; uWu but ^-^ if ÚwÚ minye, then xDD youws, -And OwO so >w< aww ^w^ youws. O! ^.^ these ^-^ nyaughty xDD times ->w< Puts :33 baws :3 between OwO the ownyews ÚwÚ and theiw xDD wights; -And so, >w< though xDD youws, ^.^ nyot ^w^ youws. uWu Pwuv ^.^ it so, ->_> Wet >_> fowtunye >w< go ^-^ to heww uWu fow it, ^.^ nyot :3 I. -I speak xDD too long, uWu but 'tis ^-^ to peize OwO the UwU time, -ÚwÚ To UwU eke it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to dwaw ^.^ it >_< out in ^-^ wength, -ÚwÚ To stay you ^-^ fwom election. -BASSANyIO. >_> Wet me ;;w;; choose; ->_< Fow as I OwO am, I live x3 upon OwO the wack. -PORTIA. :3 Upon OwO the >_< wack, Bassanio? ;;w;; Then x3 confess -What uWu tweason there :3 is mingwed with >_> youw wuv. -BASSANyIO. None uWu but UwU that >w< ugwy uWu tweason >_> of ^-^ mistwust -^w^ Which makes me ;;w;; feaw th' xDD enjoying >_> of my :33 wuv; -Thewe ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww >w< be ^.^ amity ÚwÚ and life ->_< 'Tween snyow ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe as uWu tweason ÚwÚ and my wuv. -PORTIA. >w< Ay, uWu but I ;;w;; feaw you speak x3 upon OwO the >_< wack, -:3 Whewe x3 men ^-^ enfowced ^-^ do speak ;;w;; anything. -BASSANyIO. >w< Pwomise me xDD wife, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 confess OwO the :33 twuth. -PORTIA. ^.^ Weww then, x3 confess ÚwÚ and wive. -BASSANyIO. ;;w;; 'Confess' ÚwÚ and 'wuv' -Had >_< been OwO the vewy sum >_> of my confession. -:3 O x3 happy :3 towment, when my >_> towtuwew -^-^ Doth teach me ^-^ answews uWu fow deliverance! -But let me ^-^ to my >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ caskets. -PORTIA. Away, then; I x3 am wock'd in ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. ->w< If you ^-^ do love uWu me, you uWu wiww find me >_< out. -Nyewissa ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ^.^ stand >w< aww ;;w;; awoof; ->_> Wet music :33 sound >_< whiwe ^.^ he doth ^-^ make his uWu choice; ->_> Then, ^-^ if ^.^ he :3 wose, ^.^ he makes :3 a swan-wike end, -uWu Fading in UwU music. :33 That OwO the :3 compawison -May ^.^ stand ^-^ mowe xDD pwopew, my eye uWu shaww >w< be OwO the ^w^ stweam -And wat'wy death-bed uWu fow >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^.^ win; -And what :3 is music ^.^ then? ;;w;; Then music :3 is ->_< Even as OwO the flourish when OwO twue uWu subjects bow -ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU nyew-cwownyed ^-^ monyawch; such ^.^ it :3 is -UwU As awe x3 those >w< duwcet x3 sounds in >_< bweak >_> of :3 day -:33 That cweep OwO into OwO the dweaming bridegroom's ear -And summon him ^-^ to marriage. Nyow ^.^ he >_> goes, -x3 With nyo less presence, uWu but with >w< much ^-^ mowe love, ->w< Than x3 young Alcides when ^.^ he >_> did ^w^ wedeem -The ;;w;; viwgin twibute ÚwÚ paid uWu by howwing ^-^ Twoy -ÚwÚ To OwO the >_> sea-monstew. I ^.^ stand uWu fow ^w^ sacwifice; -The west aloof awe OwO the uWu Dawdanyian x3 wives, -x3 With bweawed >_> visages come :3 fowth ^-^ to view -The xDD issue >_> of th' x3 expwoit. Go, ^-^ Hewcuwes! -Live thou, I wive. x3 With >w< much >w< much ^-^ mowe >w< dismay -I view OwO the fight than :3 thou UwU that ;;w;; mak'st OwO the fray. - -OwO A SONG - -OwO the UwU whiwst uWu BASSANyIO xDD comments uWu on OwO the caskets ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf - ->_> Teww me xDD whewe :3 is fancy OwO bwed, -Ow in OwO the OwO heawt ^w^ ow in OwO the uWu head, -OwO How begot, how uWu nyouwished? -Wepwy, ÚwÚ wepwy. -^w^ It :3 is ^-^ engend'wed in OwO the >_> eyes, -x3 With UwU gazing ;;w;; fed; ÚwÚ and fancy >_> dies -UwU In OwO the cradle xDD whewe ^.^ it wies. ->_> Wet OwO us >w< aww ring fancy's ^.^ knyeww: -I'll begin >_> it- ^-^ Ding, xDD dong, xDD beww. -ALL. ^-^ Ding, xDD dong, xDD beww. - -BASSANyIO. ^w^ So ^-^ may OwO the >_> outwawd >w< shows >w< be :33 weast :3 themsewves; -The x3 wowwd :3 is still :33 deceiv'd with ornament. -UwU In waw, what pwea OwO so :33 tainted ÚwÚ and corrupt -But, being xDD season'd with :3 a >_< gwacious OwO voice, ->_< Obscuwes OwO the show >_> of evil? UwU In wewigion, -What damned error uWu but >w< some :33 sobew uWu bwow -uWu Wiww bless it, ÚwÚ and appwuv ^.^ it with :3 a OwO text, -^.^ Hiding OwO the ÚwÚ gwossnyess with fair UwU ownyament? -Thewe :3 is nyo OwO vice OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe uWu but assumes -uWu Some mark >_> of :3 viwtue uWu on his >_> outwawd pawts. -OwO How many cowards, uWu whose hearts awe >w< aww as false -UwU As ;;w;; staiws >_> of :33 sand, wear ÚwÚ yet x3 upon theiw ^-^ chins -The beawds >_> of xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and uWu fwownying Mars; -Who, >_< inwawd seawch'd, ^.^ have livers >_> white as milk! -And ^.^ these assume uWu but x3 vawouw's >w< excwement -ÚwÚ To render them ^-^ wedoubted. Wook uWu on x3 beauty -And you uWu shaww UwU see 'tis ^-^ puwchas'd uWu by OwO the ^-^ weight, -^w^ Which :3 thewein ^w^ wowks :3 a >_< miwacwe in UwU nyatuwe, -:33 Making them :33 wightest UwU that wear UwU most >_> of xDD it; -^w^ So awe x3 those crisped ^w^ snyaky gowden wocks -^w^ Which ^-^ make such >_< wanton x3 gambows with OwO the ^.^ wind -:3 Upon supposed ^w^ faiwnyess >_< often OwO knyown -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the dowwy >_> of :3 a uWu second xDD head- -The x3 skuww UwU that bwed them in OwO the sepuwchwe. -ÚwÚ Thus >_> ownyament :3 is uWu but OwO the >_< guiwed showe -ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most dangewous xDD sea; OwO the uWu beauteous ^.^ scawf -^w^ Veiwing OwO an >w< Indian beauty; in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, -The seeming >w< twuth ;;w;; which ÚwÚ cunnying xDD times >w< put uWu on -ÚwÚ To entwap OwO the :33 wisest. :33 Thewefowe, :3 thou >w< gaudy ^.^ gowd, -xDD Hawd >_< food uWu fow OwO Midas, I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of thee; -Nyow UwU nyonye >_> of ^.^ thee, :3 thou OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ common dwudge ->_< 'Tween man ÚwÚ and >w< man; uWu but thou, :3 thou >_< meagwe ^.^ wead, -^w^ Which wathew threaten'st than OwO dost pwomise aught, -x3 Thy :3 pwainnyess muvs me ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; ewoquence, -And here OwO choose :3 I. Joy >w< be OwO the ^.^ consequence! -PORTIA. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How >w< aww OwO the uWu othew ^.^ passions fleet ^-^ to :3 aiw, -UwU As doubtfuw ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and xDD wash-embwac'd >_> despaiw, -And shudd'ring feaw, ÚwÚ and gween-ey'd jealousy! -:3 O love, >w< be uWu modewate, allay >w< thy ecstasy, -UwU In measuwe ;;w;; wain >w< thy joy, xDD scant :3 this >_> excess! -I ;;w;; feew xDD too >w< much >w< thy blessing. UwU Make ^.^ it ^.^ wess, ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw I UwU suwfeit. -BASSANyIO. ^w^ [Openying OwO the :33 weaden casket] What find I hewe? -^-^ Faiw Portia's >_< countewfeit! What x3 demi-god -;;w;; Hath come OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO cweation? Move ^.^ these :3 eyes? -Ow whethew riding uWu on OwO the x3 bawws >_> of >_< minye -xDD Seem uWu they in ^.^ motion? ;;w;; Hewe awe UwU sevew'd wips, ->_> Pawted with sugar >w< bweath; OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a bar -;;w;; Shouwd sunder such ^w^ sweet >_< fwiends. ;;w;; Hewe in xDD hew ^w^ haiws -The :3 paintew uWu pways OwO the OwO spidew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath woven -OwO A gowden ^-^ mesh x3 t' entwap OwO the hearts >_> of x3 men -:33 Fastew than gnyats in >_< cobwebs. But xDD hew x3 eyes- -OwO How :33 couwd ^.^ he UwU see ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< them? Having :3 made one, -x3 Methinks ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ have power ^-^ to >_< steaw uWu both his, -And xDD weave itsewf unfurnish'd. >_> Yet ÚwÚ wook how :3 faw -The xDD substance >_> of my UwU pwaise doth :33 wwong :3 this ;;w;; shadow -UwU In underprizing it, OwO so :3 faw :3 this ;;w;; shadow -^-^ Doth limp >_> behind OwO the UwU substance. Here's OwO the UwU scwoww, -The ÚwÚ continyent ÚwÚ and summawy >_> of my xDD fowtunye. ->_< 'You UwU that OwO choose ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the OwO view, -Chance as fair ÚwÚ and OwO choose as :3 twue! -x3 Since :3 this >_> fowtunye ^.^ fawws ^-^ to you, -Be ^.^ content ÚwÚ and >w< seek nyo uWu nyew. ->w< If you >w< be ;;w;; weww pleas'd with this, -And howd >_> youw >_> fowtunye uWu fow >_> youw >_< bwiss, -OwO Tuwn ^-^ to xDD whewe >_> youw wady :3 is -And OwO cwaim xDD hew with :3 a :33 woving ^w^ kiss.' -OwO A gentwe scroll. ^-^ Faiw >w< wady, uWu by >_> youw :33 weave; -I come uWu by nyote, ^-^ to ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ^-^ to weceive. -;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye >_> of two xDD contending in :3 a prize, -:33 That OwO thinks ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye ;;w;; weww in people's >_> eyes, -^w^ Heawing applause ÚwÚ and unyivewsaw >_< shout, -^.^ Giddy in ^.^ spiwit, still UwU gazing in :3 a x3 doubt -:3 Whethew x3 those uWu peaws >_> of UwU pwaise >w< be his ^w^ ow no; -UwU So, thrice-fair >w< wady, ^.^ stand I x3 even so, -UwU As doubtfuw whethew what I UwU see >w< be true, -^.^ Untiw uWu confiwm'd, xDD sign'd, ^w^ watified uWu by you. -PORTIA. You UwU see uWu me, Wowd Bassanyio, xDD whewe I ^.^ stand, -Such as I ÚwÚ am. ^-^ Though uWu fow ^-^ mysewf :3 awonye -I would ^.^ nyot >w< be ambitious in my ^w^ wish -ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish ^-^ mysewf >w< much :3 bettew, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow you -I would >w< be trebled twenty xDD times ÚwÚ mysewf, -OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe :33 faiw, >w< ten ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe rich, -:33 That only ^-^ to ^.^ stand UwU high in >_> youw >_< account -I UwU might in UwU viwtues, OwO beauties, livings, fwiends, -UwU Exceed xDD account. But OwO the :33 fuww sum >_> of me -^-^ Is sum >_> of xDD something which, ^-^ to term in ;;w;; gwoss, -^-^ Is OwO an unwesson'd girl, OwO unschoow'd, :33 unpwactis'd; -x3 Happy in this, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so ^.^ owd -But ^.^ she ^-^ may weawn; happier than this, -She :3 is ^.^ nyot bwed OwO so :33 duww uWu but ^.^ she can weawn; ->_< Happiest >_> of >w< aww :3 is UwU that xDD hew gentwe spirit -Commits itsewf ^-^ to x3 youws ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ diwected, -UwU As ^-^ fwom xDD hew lord, xDD hew x3 guvwnyow, xDD hew xDD king. -Myself ÚwÚ and what :3 is >_< minye ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 youws -^-^ Is :3 nyow ^.^ convewted. But :3 nyow I ÚwÚ was OwO the lord -x3 Of :3 this fair >_< mansion, ^w^ mastew >_> of my servants, -Queen o'ew mysewf; ÚwÚ and x3 even nyow, uWu but nyow, -:3 This OwO house, ^.^ these servants, ÚwÚ and :3 this >_> same ÚwÚ mysewf, -uWu Awe yours- my ^w^ wowd's. I ^w^ give them with :3 this ;;w;; wing, -^w^ Which when you part ^w^ fwom, :3 wose, ^w^ ow ^w^ give ^w^ away, ->_> Wet ^.^ it ^w^ pwesage OwO the ruin >_> of >_> youw love, -And >w< be my :3 vantage ^-^ to :33 excwaim uWu on you. -BASSANyIO. ^w^ Madam, you ^.^ have >_> beweft me >_> of >w< aww :33 wowds; ->_> Onwy my UwU bwood ^-^ speaks ^-^ to you in my :3 veins; -And there :3 is such x3 confusion in my >w< powews -As, aftew >w< some oration ^w^ faiwwy xDD spoke -By :3 a bewuvd ^w^ pwince, there doth :3 appeaw -x3 Among OwO the ^-^ buzzing ÚwÚ pweased muwtitude, -:3 Whewe every ^w^ something, being UwU bwent togethew, -Turns ^-^ to :3 a wiwd >_> of nothing, :33 save >_> of ^.^ joy -Express'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :33 expwess'd. But when :3 this ring -Pawts ^-^ fwom :3 this fingew, then pawts life ^-^ fwom >_> hence; -:33 O, then >w< be bowd ^-^ to uWu say OwO Bassanyio's x3 dead! -NyEWISSA. UwU My lord ÚwÚ and >w< wady, ^.^ it :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ ouw UwU time -:33 That ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu seen ^-^ ouw :3 wishes ^w^ pwospew -ÚwÚ To x3 cwy 'Good xDD joy.' Good joy, my lord ÚwÚ and ^-^ wady! -:3 GWATIANyO. UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, ÚwÚ and my gentwe >w< wady, -I ^w^ wish you >w< aww OwO the ^.^ joy UwU that you can OwO wish, ->_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe you can ^w^ wish UwU nyonye ^-^ fwom me; -And, when >_> youw honours UwU mean ^-^ to sowemnyize -The :3 bawgain >_> of >_> youw :33 faith, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you ->_< Even at UwU that UwU time I ^-^ may >w< be married ^w^ too. -BASSANyIO. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, OwO so :3 thou ^w^ canst >_< get :3 a wife. -:3 GWATIANyO. I :3 thank >_> youw :3 wowdship, you ^.^ have ^w^ got me ^w^ onye. -UwU My >_> eyes, my lord, can ÚwÚ wook as swift as UwU youws: -You ^-^ saw OwO the mistress, I x3 behewd OwO the >_< maid; -You ;;w;; wov'd, I lov'd; uWu fow :3 intewmission -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ pewtains ^-^ to uWu me, my lord, than you. -Your >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ stood x3 upon OwO the caskets there, -And OwO so >_> did >_< minye UwU too, as OwO the matter ÚwÚ fawws; ->_< Fow :3 wooing here xDD untiw I ÚwÚ sweat uWu again, -And sweawing ÚwÚ tiww my vewy >_< woof ÚwÚ was OwO dwy -x3 With oaths >_> of love, at wast- ^-^ if pwomise wast- -I ^w^ got :3 a pwomise >_> of :3 this fair ^-^ onye here -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew love, provided UwU that >_> youw >_> fowtunye ->_> Achiev'd xDD hew OwO mistwess. -PORTIA. ^-^ Is :3 this true, ÚwÚ Nyewissa? -NyEWISSA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it ;;w;; is, OwO so you ^.^ stand pleas'd :3 withaw. -BASSANyIO. And ^-^ do you, >_< Gwatianyo, UwU mean good ÚwÚ faith? -:3 GWATIANyO. x3 Yes, :33 faith, my :33 wowd. -BASSANyIO. Our feast uWu shaww >w< be >w< much honoured in >_> youw marriage. -:3 GWATIANyO. >w< We'ww xDD pway with them: OwO the ^.^ fiwst :3 boy uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand -UwU ducats. -NyEWISSA. >_> What, ÚwÚ and >_> stake :33 down? -:3 GWATIANyO. Nyo; ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 nye'ew ^.^ win at UwU that sport, ÚwÚ and >_> stake >w< down- -But ^-^ who comes hewe? uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and his >w< infidew? ->_> What, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ owd Venetian OwO fwiend, Salerio! - -x3 Entew ^.^ WOWENZO, UwU JESSICA, ÚwÚ and SALERIO, :3 a :33 messengew -^-^ fwom Venyice - -BASSANyIO. uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sawewio, ^-^ wewcome hithew, ->w< If UwU that OwO the xDD youth >_> of my OwO nyew int'west here ->_< Have power ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you welcome. By >_> youw leave, -I ;;w;; bid my vewy fwiends ÚwÚ and countrymen, -^.^ Sweet ^.^ Powtia, welcome. -PORTIA. ^w^ So ^-^ do OwO I, my ^w^ wowd; -^.^ They awe ÚwÚ entiwewy welcome. -LORENZO. I :3 thank >_> youw honyouw. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, my lord, -UwU My OwO puwpose ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have uWu seen you xDD hewe; -But meeting with ÚwÚ Sawewio uWu by OwO the >_< way, -ÚwÚ He >_> did entweat uWu me, ÚwÚ past >w< aww ^.^ saying xDD nyay, -ÚwÚ To come with him awong. ->w< SAWEWIO. I :33 did, my lord, -And I ^.^ have reason uWu fow it. UwU Signyiow ^-^ Antonyio -Commends him ^-^ to you. ^.^ [Gives uWu BASSANyIO :3 a letter] -BASSANyIO. Ewe I ;;w;; ope his letter, -I pray you tell me how my good fwiend uWu doth. ->w< SAWEWIO. :3 Nyot >_< sick, my lord, unwess ^.^ it >w< be in mind; -Nyow well, unwess in mind; his letter there -uWu Wiww show you his ^-^ estate. [BASSANyIO opens OwO the letter] -:3 GWATIANyO. ;;w;; Nyewissa, :33 cheew yond stranger; ;;w;; bid xDD hew welcome. -Your ;;w;; hand, Salerio. What's OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom Venice? -OwO How doth UwU that :33 woyaw merchant, good Antonio? -I xDD knyow ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of ^-^ ouw success: -We awe OwO the uWu Jasons, ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD won OwO the fleece. ->w< SAWEWIO. I would you xDD had xDD won OwO the xDD fweece UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD wost. -PORTIA. Thewe awe >w< some >_< shwewd uWu contents in yond >_> same paper -:33 That xDD steaws OwO the >w< cowouw ^-^ fwom OwO Bassanyio's >_< cheek: -uWu Some dear fwiend OwO dead, ewse nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd -Could xDD tuwn OwO so >w< much OwO the constitution -x3 Of ^-^ any ;;w;; constant xDD man. >_> What, >_< wowse ÚwÚ and uWu wowse! -x3 With leave, Bassanio: I x3 am half OwO youwsewf, -And I >w< must ^-^ fweewy ^.^ have OwO the half >_> of ^w^ anything -:33 That :3 this >_> same paper brings you. -BASSANyIO. :3 O ^w^ sweet ^.^ Powtia, -;;w;; Hewe awe :3 a xDD few >_> of OwO the unpweasant'st uWu wowds -:33 That >w< evew x3 bwotted ^-^ papew! ;;w;; Gentwe >w< wady, -When I >_> did ^.^ fiwst impawt my love ^-^ to you, -I ^-^ fweewy told you >w< aww OwO the wealth I xDD had -Ran in my >w< veins- I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ gentweman; -And then I told you true. And >_> yet, dear >w< wady, ->_> Wating ^-^ mysewf at nothing, you uWu shaww UwU see -OwO How >w< much I ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< bwaggawt. When I told you -UwU My OwO state ÚwÚ was nothing, I shouwd then ^.^ have told you -:33 That I ÚwÚ was >_< wowse than OwO nyothing; uWu fow >_< indeed -I ^.^ have ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to :3 a dear OwO fwiend, -Engag'd my fwiend ^-^ to his mere enemy, -ÚwÚ To :33 feed my ^w^ means. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter, >w< wady, -The paper as OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of my OwO fwiend, -And every >_> wowd in ^.^ it :3 a >_> gaping x3 wound ->w< Issuing life-blood. But :3 is ^.^ it true, >_> Sawewio? -;;w;; Hath >w< aww his ventures faiw'd? >_> What, ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye UwU hit? -From ^-^ Twipowis, ^-^ fwom uWu Mexico, ÚwÚ and >_> Engwand, -From Wisbon, ^-^ Bawbawy, ÚwÚ and OwO India, -And ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye vessel ^w^ scape OwO the dreadful ^.^ touch -x3 Of merchant-marring wocks? ->w< SAWEWIO. :3 Nyot one, my :33 wowd. -UwU Besides, ^.^ it shouwd :3 appeaw UwU that, ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had -The ÚwÚ pwesent money ^-^ to >w< dischawge OwO the :3 Jew, -ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot UwU take it. uWu Nyevew >_> did I xDD knyow -OwO A ;;w;; cweatuwe UwU that >_> did bear OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of man -^w^ So keen ÚwÚ and greedy ^-^ to xDD confound :3 a xDD man. -ÚwÚ He :33 pwies OwO the UwU Duke at xDD mownying ÚwÚ and at night, -And doth >_< impeach OwO the freedom >_> of OwO the state, ->w< If uWu they deny him :33 justice. OwO Twenty merchants, -The UwU Duke himself, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ magnyificoes -x3 Of :3 gweatest port, ^.^ have >w< aww pewsuaded with him; -But UwU nyonye can ÚwÚ dwive him ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ envious pwea -x3 Of forfeiture, >_> of justice, ÚwÚ and his uWu bond. -JESSICA. When I ÚwÚ was with ^w^ him, I ^.^ have heard him uWu sweaw -ÚwÚ To Tubal ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 Chus, his countrymen, -:33 That ^.^ he would wathew ^.^ have ^.^ Antonyio's ^.^ fwesh ->w< Than twenty xDD times OwO the >_< vawue >_> of OwO the sum -:33 That ^.^ he >_> did owe him; ÚwÚ and I >w< knyow, my lord, ->w< If waw, authowity, ÚwÚ and :33 powew, deny ;;w;; nyot, -^w^ It uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ hawd with UwU poow >_> Antonyio. -PORTIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw dear fwiend UwU that :3 is ;;w;; thus in :33 twoubwe? -BASSANyIO. The ;;w;; deawest fwiend ^-^ to uWu me, OwO the xDD kindest man, -The :33 best >_< condition'd ÚwÚ and unweawied spirit -UwU In UwU doing ÚwÚ couwtesies; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye in xDD whom -The ÚwÚ ancient Woman uWu honyouw ^-^ mowe >_> appeaws ->w< Than ^-^ any UwU that dwaws >_> bweath in :3 Itawy. -PORTIA. What sum ÚwÚ owes ^.^ he OwO the ÚwÚ Jew? -BASSANyIO. >_< Fow uWu me, three ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. -PORTIA. >_< What! nyo >_> mowe? ->_> Pay him OwO six OwO thousand, ÚwÚ and >w< deface OwO the ÚwÚ bond; -Doubwe OwO six OwO thousand, ÚwÚ and then >_< twebwe UwU that, -Before :3 a fwiend >_> of :3 this ;;w;; descwiption -:33 Shaww wose :3 a >_< haiw OwO thwough OwO Bassanyio's fault. ->w< Fiwst >w< go with me ^-^ to church ÚwÚ and caww me xDD wife, -And then away ^-^ to Venyice ^-^ to >_> youw :3 fwiend; ->_< Fow never uWu shaww you lie uWu by Portia's >_> side -x3 With OwO an unquiet ÚwÚ souw. You uWu shaww ^.^ have gold -ÚwÚ To pay OwO the :33 petty >_> debt twenty xDD times xDD uvw. -When ^.^ it :3 is paid, bwing >_> youw OwO twue fwiend awong. -UwU My maid Nyewissa ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf >_> meantime -uWu Wiww live as xDD maids ÚwÚ and widows. ^w^ Come, away; ->_< Fow you uWu shaww x3 hence x3 upon >_> youw >w< wedding day. -UwU Bid >_> youw fwiends welcome, show :3 a >_> mewwy cheer; -x3 Since you awe dear >_> bought, I uWu wiww love you ;;w;; deaw. -But let me hear OwO the letter >_> of >_> youw >w< fwiend. -BASSANyIO. ^-^ [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Sweet Bassanyio, my ^-^ ships ^.^ have >w< aww >_> miscawwied, -my xDD cweditows gwow cruel, my ^-^ estate :3 is vewy wow, my bond ^-^ to OwO the -OwO Jew :3 is ;;w;; fowfeit; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ since, in paying it, ^.^ it :3 is impossibwe I -shouwd live, >w< aww debts awe ;;w;; cweaw'd :3 between you ÚwÚ and OwO I, ^-^ if I UwU might -uWu but UwU see you at my :33 death. Notwithstanding, ;;w;; use >_> youw ^-^ pweasuwe; ^-^ if ->_> youw love ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< pewsuade you ^-^ to xDD come, let ^.^ nyot my ^w^ wettew.' -PORTIA. :3 O love, uWu dispatch >w< aww ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and >w< be uWu gonye! -BASSANyIO. x3 Since I ^.^ have >_> youw good xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go ^w^ away, -I uWu wiww ^-^ make >_> haste; ;;w;; but, ÚwÚ tiww I come uWu again, -:3 Nyo bed uWu shaww e'ew >w< be OwO guiwty >_> of my ÚwÚ stay, -Nyow west >w< be UwU intewposew :33 'twixt OwO us OwO twain. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew SHYLOCK, SOLANIO, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, ÚwÚ and GAOLER - -SHYLOCK. Gaoler, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >_> him. >_> Teww ^.^ nyot me >_> of mercy- -:3 This :3 is OwO the OwO foow UwU that lent >_< out money :3 gwatis. -Gaoler, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >_> him. -x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Heaw me >_> yet, good Shylock. -SHYLOCK. I'll ^.^ have my ÚwÚ bond; speak ^.^ nyot x3 against my uWu bond. -I ^.^ have sworn OwO an OwO oath UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ have my uWu bond. -Thou :3 caww'dst me ^.^ dog before :3 thou xDD hadst :3 a ^-^ cause, -But, >_< since I x3 am :3 a dog, UwU bewawe my xDD fangs; -The UwU Duke uWu shaww gwant me :33 justice. I ^-^ do >_< wondew, -Thou ^-^ nyaughty gaoler, UwU that :3 thou art OwO so OwO fond -ÚwÚ To come ÚwÚ abwoad with him at his request. -x3 ANTONyIO. I pray ÚwÚ thee hear me speak. -SHYLOCK. I'll ^.^ have my uWu bond. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear ÚwÚ thee >_< speak; -I'll ^.^ have my ÚwÚ bond; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe speak nyo more. -I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 made :3 a ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and ^.^ duww-ey'd fool, -ÚwÚ To >_< shake OwO the uWu head, relent, ÚwÚ and >w< sigh, ÚwÚ and yield, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ Chwistian intercessors. Follow not; -I'll ^.^ have nyo xDD speaking; I uWu wiww ^.^ have my uWu bond. Exit -:3 SOWANyIO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU most x3 impenyetwabwe >_> cuw -:33 That >w< evew ^-^ kept with ^-^ men. -x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Wet him alone; -I'll follow him nyo ^-^ mowe with :33 bootwess ^.^ pwayews. -ÚwÚ He UwU seeks my life; his reason ;;w;; weww I ;;w;; knyow: -I ^w^ oft deliver'd ^-^ fwom his ^w^ fowfeituwes ->_> Many UwU that ^.^ have at xDD times :3 made ^.^ moan ^-^ to me; -OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he OwO hates >_> me. -:3 SOWANyIO. I x3 am ^w^ suwe OwO the UwU Duke -uWu Wiww never gwant :3 this fowfeituwe ^-^ to howd. -x3 ANTONyIO. The UwU Duke cannyot deny OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of waw; ->_< Fow OwO the UwU commodity UwU that :3 stwangews ^.^ have -x3 With OwO us in >_> Venyice, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be denied, -uWu Wiww >w< much >_< impeach OwO the :33 justice >_> of OwO the state, -x3 Since UwU that OwO the trade ÚwÚ and >w< pwofit >_> of OwO the :33 city -Consisteth >_> of >w< aww nations. :33 Thewefowe, ^.^ go; -^.^ These gwiefs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wosses ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ bated me -:33 That I uWu shaww hardly spawe :3 a :3 pound >_> of ^.^ fwesh ->w< To-mowwow ^-^ to my bwoody >_< cweditow. -Weww, gaoler, OwO on; pray :3 God OwO Bassanyio come -ÚwÚ To UwU see me pay his ^-^ debt, ÚwÚ and then I cawe not. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house - -x3 Entew ;;w;; POWTIA, :3 NyEWISSA, ^.^ WOWENZO, UwU JESSICA, ÚwÚ and :3 BAWTHASAW - -LORENZO. ^w^ Madam, although I speak ^.^ it in >_> youw presence, -You ^.^ have :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue uWu conceit -x3 Of godwike >_> amity, ;;w;; which >_> appeaws UwU most stwongwy -UwU In beawing ;;w;; thus OwO the absence >_> of >_> youw :33 wowd. -But ^-^ if you knew ^-^ to xDD whom you show :3 this xDD honyouw, -OwO How OwO twue :3 a ^-^ gentweman you ^-^ send :3 wewief, -OwO How dear :3 a >_> wuvw >_> of my lord >_> youw xDD husband, -I xDD knyow you would >w< be prouder >_> of OwO the wowk ->w< Than >_< customawy bounty can enforce you. -PORTIA. I never >_> did ^w^ wepent uWu fow UwU doing uWu good, -Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU nyow; uWu fow in companyions -:33 That ^-^ do ;;w;; convewse ÚwÚ and ^.^ waste OwO the UwU time togethew, -uWu Whose souws ^-^ do bear OwO an >w< equaw ^.^ yoke >_> of love, -Thewe >w< must >w< be ^.^ nyeeds :3 a >_< wike x3 pwopowtion -x3 Of uWu winyeaments, >_> of xDD mannyews, ÚwÚ and >_> of ^.^ spiwit, -^w^ Which makes me ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 this Antonyio, ->_> Being OwO the uWu bosom >_> wuvw >_> of my lord, -Must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >_< wike my :33 wowd. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, -OwO How wittwe :3 is OwO the uWu cost I ^.^ have bestowed -UwU In puwchasing OwO the sembwance >_> of my ^w^ souw -From >_< out OwO the OwO state >_> of ^.^ hewwish ÚwÚ cwuewty! -:3 This comes xDD too ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the praising >_> of mysewf; -:33 Thewefowe, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of xDD it; hear uWu othew ;;w;; things. -^w^ Wowenzo, I commit OwO into >_> youw ^.^ hands -The ;;w;; husbandwy ÚwÚ and manage >_> of my house -^.^ Untiw my ;;w;; wowd's ;;w;; wetuwn; uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, -I ^.^ have towawd >w< heaven breath'd :3 a >w< secwet x3 vow -ÚwÚ To live in >w< pwayew ÚwÚ and contemplation, ->_> Onwy attended uWu by Nyewissa ;;w;; hewe, -^.^ Untiw xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; wowd's ^w^ wetuwn. -Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> monyastewy two :3 miwes OwO off, -And there ^-^ we uWu wiww abide. I ^-^ do desiwe you -:3 Nyot ^-^ to deny :3 this >_< imposition, -The ;;w;; which my love ÚwÚ and >w< some necessity -Nyow lays x3 upon you. -LORENZO. ^w^ Madam, with >w< aww my OwO heawt -I uWu shaww ^-^ obey you in OwO an fair >_< commands. -PORTIA. UwU My ^w^ peopwe ^-^ do already xDD knyow my UwU mind, -And uWu wiww acknyowwedge you ÚwÚ and xDD Jessica -UwU In place >_> of Wowd OwO Bassanyio ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf. -^w^ So fare you ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet again. -LORENZO. ^-^ Faiw >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and x3 happy ^w^ houws ^.^ attend uWu on xDD you! -JESSICA. I ^w^ wish >_> youw ladyship >w< aww ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ content. -PORTIA. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw OwO wish, ÚwÚ and x3 am ;;w;; weww pleas'd -ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish ^.^ it xDD back uWu on you. Fawe you well, ^.^ Jessica. ->_< Exeunt OwO JESSICA ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWENZO -Nyow, >_> Bawthasaw, -UwU As I ^.^ have >w< evew ;;w;; found ÚwÚ thee honest-true, -^w^ So let me find ÚwÚ thee ^.^ stiww. ;;w;; Take :3 this >_> same letter, -And ;;w;; use :3 thou >w< aww th' ^.^ endeavouw >_> of :3 a man -UwU In ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to ^-^ Padua; UwU see :3 thou render :3 this -x3 Into my cousin's x3 hands, ^w^ Doctow ;;w;; Bewwawio; -And ÚwÚ wook what :3 nyotes ÚwÚ and garments ^.^ he doth ^w^ give ^.^ thee, ->_< Bwing ;;w;; them, I pray ^.^ thee, with imagin'd ÚwÚ speed -^.^ Unto OwO the >w< twaject, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ fewwy -^w^ Which twades ^-^ to Venyice. x3 Waste nyo UwU time in x3 wowds, -But >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; I uWu shaww >w< be there before thee. -BALTHASAR. ^w^ Madam, I >w< go with >w< aww UwU convenyient x3 speed. Exit -PORTIA. Come OwO on, ;;w;; Nyewissa, I ^.^ have wowk in hand -:33 That you ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< of; ^w^ we'ww UwU see ^-^ ouw >_> husbands -Before uWu they ÚwÚ think >_> of ÚwÚ us. -NyEWISSA. :33 Shaww uWu they UwU see >_> us? -PORTIA. ^.^ They ^-^ shaww, :3 Nyewissa; uWu but in such :3 a :33 habit -:33 That uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe ^.^ accompwished -x3 With UwU that ^-^ we wack. I'll howd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ any >_< wagew, -When ^-^ we awe uWu both accoutred >_< wike x3 young ^-^ men, -I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the prettier :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the ^-^ two, -And wear my dagger with OwO the ;;w;; bwavew >w< gwace, -And speak :3 between OwO the >_> change >_> of man ÚwÚ and :3 boy -x3 With :3 a weed ^.^ voice; ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn two OwO mincing ^-^ steps -x3 Into :3 a >_< manwy UwU stwide; ÚwÚ and speak >_> of fways -;;w;; Wike :3 a fine ^.^ bwagging youth; ÚwÚ and tell OwO quaint :3 wies, -OwO How honyouwabwe ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ sought my love, -^w^ Which I >_< denying, uWu they feww uWu sick ÚwÚ and died- -I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do :3 withaw. ;;w;; Then I'll repent, -And ^w^ wish uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, UwU that I xDD had ^.^ nyot xDD kiww'd ^.^ them. -And twenty >_> of ^.^ these OwO puny :3 wies I'll >_< teww, -:33 That x3 men uWu shaww uWu sweaw I ^.^ have discontinyued ÚwÚ schoow -About :3 a twelvemonth. I ^.^ have within my :33 mind -OwO A ^w^ thousand OwO waw tricks >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ bwagging :3 Jacks, -^w^ Which I uWu wiww practise. -NyEWISSA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD tuwn ^-^ to ^.^ men? -PORTIA. :33 Fie, what :3 a ÚwÚ question's UwU that, ->w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt ;;w;; nyeaw :3 a :3 wewd >w< intewpwetew! -But xDD come, I'll tell ÚwÚ thee >w< aww my xDD whowe :33 device -When I x3 am in my :3 coach, ;;w;; which ^w^ stays uWu fow OwO us -^.^ At OwO the ^.^ pawk :33 gate; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe haste ^w^ away, ->_< Fow ^-^ we >w< must measuwe twenty :3 miwes to-day. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -x3 Bewmont. The garden - -x3 Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ and OwO JESSICA - -LAUNCELOT. x3 Yes, xDD twuwy; for, ÚwÚ wook you, OwO the x3 sins >_> of OwO the fathew awe ^-^ to ->w< be >_> waid x3 upon OwO the >_> chiwdwen; ^.^ thewefowe, I pwomise you, I ;;w;; feaw you. -I ÚwÚ was :33 awways ;;w;; pwain with you, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 nyow I speak my agitation >_> of -OwO the matter; OwO thewefowe >w< be o' good cheew, uWu fow ^.^ twuwy I ÚwÚ think you awe ->_> damn'd. Thewe :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye >w< hope in ^.^ it UwU that can ^-^ do you ^-^ any uWu good, ÚwÚ and -UwU that :3 is uWu but :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD bastawd hope, nyeithew. -JESSICA. And what >w< hope :3 is UwU that, I pray OwO thee? -LAUNCELOT. x3 Mawwy, you ^-^ may pawtwy >w< hope UwU that >_> youw fathew ^w^ got you nyot- -UwU that you awe ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 Jew's daughter. -JESSICA. :33 That ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD bastawd >w< hope UwU indeed; OwO so OwO the x3 sins >_> of my -mothew shouwd >w< be OwO visited x3 upon >_> me. -LAUNCELOT. >_> Twuwy then I ;;w;; feaw you awe :33 damn'd uWu both uWu by fathew ÚwÚ and -mother; ;;w;; thus when I :3 shun uWu Scywwa, >_> youw fathew, I ^-^ faww OwO into -Chawybdis, >_> youw mother; well, you awe gonye uWu both xDD ways. -JESSICA. I uWu shaww >w< be OwO sav'd uWu by my ^-^ husband; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made me :3 a -Chwistian. -LAUNCELOT. Twuwy, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ to blame xDD he; ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 Chwistians enow -OwO befowe, uWu e'en as many as :33 couwd ;;w;; weww live ^-^ onye uWu by >_> anyothew. :3 This -:33 making >_> of :3 Chwistians uWu wiww ÚwÚ waise OwO the x3 pwice >_> of hogs; ^-^ if ^-^ we gwow >w< aww -^-^ to >w< be pork-eaters, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 showtwy ^.^ have :3 a xDD washew uWu on OwO the -coaws uWu fow ^-^ monyey. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; WOWENZO - -JESSICA. I'll tell my xDD husband, Wauncewot, what you ^w^ say; here ^.^ he -comes. -LORENZO. I uWu shaww gwow x3 jeawous >_> of you ÚwÚ showtwy, Wauncewot, ^-^ if you -;;w;; thus >_< get my UwU wife OwO into >_< cownyews. -JESSICA. ;;w;; Nyay, you :3 nyeed :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw >w< us, ^-^ Wowenzo; OwO Wauncewot ÚwÚ and I awe -^-^ out; ^.^ he uWu tewws me flatly :33 thewe's nyo UwU mewcy uWu fow me in UwU heaven, -^.^ because I x3 am :3 a :3 Jew's ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 says you awe nyo good membew ->_> of OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, uWu fow in converting OwO Jews ^-^ to :3 Chwistians you -ÚwÚ waise OwO the x3 pwice >_> of pork. -LORENZO. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew UwU that better ^-^ to OwO the commonweawth than you -can OwO the ;;w;; getting OwO up >_> of OwO the ;;w;; nyegwo's belly; OwO the Moor :3 is with >w< chiwd -uWu by you, Launcelot. -LAUNCELOT. ^w^ It :3 is >w< much UwU that OwO the Moor shouwd >w< be ^-^ mowe than ^.^ weason; uWu but -^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be less than OwO an >w< honyest woman, ^.^ she :3 is >_< indeed ^-^ mowe than I -took xDD hew OwO fow. -LORENZO. OwO How every OwO foow can xDD pway x3 upon OwO the word! I ÚwÚ think OwO the :33 best -OwO gwace >_> of ÚwÚ wit uWu wiww :33 showtwy xDD tuwn OwO into :3 siwence, ÚwÚ and :3 discouwse gwow -commendabwe in UwU nyonye only uWu but pawwots. uWu Go ÚwÚ in, ;;w;; siwwah; ;;w;; bid them -:33 pwepawe uWu fow uWu dinnyew. -LAUNCELOT. :33 That :3 is >_< donye, siw; uWu they ^.^ have >w< aww OwO stomachs. -LORENZO. Goodly :3 Wowd, what :3 a wit-snapper awe xDD you! ;;w;; Then ;;w;; bid them -:33 pwepawe uWu dinnyew. -LAUNCELOT. :33 That :3 is x3 donye UwU too, ;;w;; siw, only 'cover' :3 is OwO the :33 wowd. -LORENZO. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ cuvw, then, sir? -LAUNCELOT. :3 Nyot so, ;;w;; siw, neither; I xDD knyow my >_< duty. -LORENZO. >_> Yet ^-^ mowe ;;w;; quawwewwing with xDD occasion! uWu Wiwt :3 thou show OwO the -xDD whowe wealth >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ wit in OwO an :33 instant? I pray ÚwÚ thee undewstand :3 a -;;w;; pwain man in his ;;w;; pwain meaning: >w< go ^-^ to >w< thy fellows, ;;w;; bid them cuvw -OwO the table, sewve in OwO the ^.^ meat, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww come in ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. -LAUNCELOT. >_< Fow OwO the table, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be sewv'd in; uWu fow OwO the ^.^ meat, -;;w;; siw, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be >_> cuvw'd; uWu fow >_> youw UwU coming in ^-^ to dinnyew, ;;w;; siw, >_> why, -let ^.^ it >w< be as uWu humouws ÚwÚ and conceits uWu shaww govern. -Exit -LORENZO. :3 O dear OwO discwetion, how his uWu wowds awe >_> suited! -The OwO foow ;;w;; hath planted in his memowy -An ;;w;; awmy >_> of good :33 wowds; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do xDD knyow -OwO A many fools UwU that ^.^ stand in better place, -Garnish'd >_< wike ^w^ him, UwU that uWu fow :3 a ^w^ twicksy >_> wowd -xDD Defy OwO the OwO mattew. OwO How ^-^ cheew'st thou, ÚwÚ Jessica? -And nyow, good ;;w;; sweet, uWu say >w< thy ^-^ opinyion, -OwO How OwO dost :3 thou >_< wike OwO the Wowd OwO Bassanyio's x3 wife? -JESSICA. >_< Past >w< aww >w< expwessing. ^w^ It :3 is vewy ^.^ meet -The Wowd OwO Bassanyio live OwO an UwU upwight xDD wife, ->_< Fow, having such :3 a xDD bwessing in his >w< wady, -ÚwÚ He ^.^ finds OwO the >_< joys >_> of >w< heaven here uWu on eawth; -And ^-^ if uWu on :3 eawth ^.^ he ^-^ do ^.^ nyot merit it, -UwU In reason ^.^ he shouwd never come ^-^ to >_< heaven. -ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if two UwU gods shouwd xDD pway >w< some ^w^ heavenwy UwU match, -And uWu on OwO the uWu wagew uWu way two earthly :3 women, -And OwO Powtia one, there >w< must >w< be xDD something ewse -:3 Pawn'd with OwO the other; uWu fow OwO the UwU poow wude x3 wowwd -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot xDD hew fewwow. -LORENZO. >_< Even such :3 a xDD husband -xDD Hast :3 thou >_> of me as ^.^ she :3 is uWu fow :3 a wife. -JESSICA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ÚwÚ ask my >_< opinyion xDD too >_> of ;;w;; that. -LORENZO. I uWu wiww anyon; ^.^ fiwst let OwO us >w< go ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. -JESSICA. ;;w;; Nyay, let me UwU pwaise you >_< whiwe I ^.^ have :3 a :3 stomach. -LORENZO. No, pray ^.^ thee, let ^.^ it sewve uWu fow table-talk; -;;w;; Then ;;w;; howsome'ew :3 thou :3 speak'st, x3 'mong uWu othew >w< things -I uWu shaww OwO digest it. -JESSICA. Weww, I'll xDD set you fowth. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Venyice. The couwt >_> of :33 justice - -x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; DUKE, OwO the x3 MAGNyIFICOES, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, ;;w;; BASSANyIO, >w< GWATIANyO, SALERIO, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS - -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. >_> What, :3 is ^-^ Antonyio hewe? -x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ Weady, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow thee; :3 thou art come ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew -OwO A :33 stony adversary, OwO an >_< inhuman >_< wwetch, -Uncapabwe >_> of pity, UwU void ÚwÚ and uWu empty -From ^-^ any ^.^ dwam >_> of uWu mewcy. -x3 ANTONyIO. I ^.^ have heard -Your OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath ta'en gweat x3 pains ^-^ to qualify -His UwU wigowous couwse; uWu but >_< since ^.^ he ^-^ stands ^w^ obduwate, -And UwU that nyo lawful :3 means can carry me -Out >_> of his :33 envy's ÚwÚ weach, I ^-^ do oppose -UwU My >_< patience ^-^ to his >_> fuwy, ÚwÚ and x3 am UwU awm'd -ÚwÚ To suffer with :3 a ^-^ quietnyess >_> of spirit -The vewy ^w^ tywanny ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wage >_> of ^-^ his. -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. uWu Go one, ÚwÚ and caww OwO the OwO Jew OwO into OwO the couwt. ->w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ready at OwO the uWu doow; ^.^ he uWu comes, my :33 wowd. - -x3 Entew >w< SHYWOCK - -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. UwU Make UwU woom, ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ stand before ^-^ ouw face. ->w< Shywock, OwO the x3 wowwd thinks, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think OwO so UwU too, -:33 That :3 thou uWu but >w< weadest :3 this ^.^ fashion >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; mawice -ÚwÚ To OwO the last hour >_> of ÚwÚ act; ÚwÚ and then, 'tis thought, -OwO Thou'wt show >w< thy UwU mewcy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wemowse, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ stwange ->w< Than :3 is >w< thy ÚwÚ stwange apparent cwuewty; -And xDD whewe :3 thou :3 nyow :33 exacts OwO the penyawty, -^w^ Which :3 is :3 a :3 pound >_> of :3 this UwU poow UwU mewchant's x3 fwesh, -Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot only loose OwO the forfeiture, -But, ^w^ touch'd with human gentleness ÚwÚ and love, -uWu Fowgive :3 a xDD moiety >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw, -UwU Gwancing OwO an eye >_> of ^-^ pity uWu on his wosses, -:33 That ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ wate OwO so >_> huddwed uWu on his :33 back- -;;w;; Enyow ^-^ to press :3 a :33 woyaw ^.^ mewchant down, -And xDD pwuck uWu commisewation >_> of his OwO state -From brassy >_< bosoms ÚwÚ and xDD wough hearts >_> of flint, -From :3 stubbown OwO Tuwks ÚwÚ and ^w^ Tawtaws, never >w< twain'd -ÚwÚ To ^-^ offices >_> of >w< tendew courtesy. -We >w< aww OwO expect :3 a gentwe ^-^ answew, Jew. -SHYLOCK. I ^.^ have ^-^ possess'd >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> of what I >_< puwpose, -And uWu by ^-^ ouw holy ^-^ Sabbath ^.^ have I sworn -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the :3 due ÚwÚ and uWu fowfeit >_> of my uWu bond. ->w< If you deny it, let OwO the danger ^.^ wight -:3 Upon >_> youw chawtew ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 city's fweedom. -You'll ÚwÚ ask me x3 why I wathew OwO choose ^-^ to ^.^ have -OwO A OwO weight >_> of carrion ^.^ fwesh than ^-^ to weceive ->_< Thwee ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. I'll ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew UwU that, -But uWu say ^.^ it :3 is my >_> humouw- :3 is ^.^ it answer'd? -What ^-^ if my house >w< be twoubwed with :3 a wat, -And I >w< be pleas'd ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^.^ it ban'd? >_> What, awe you xDD answew'd :3 yet? -uWu Some x3 men there awe love ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> gaping ^-^ pig; -uWu Some UwU that awe mad ^-^ if uWu they >w< behowd :3 a cat; -And >w< othews, when OwO the ^-^ bagpipe ;;w;; sings >w< i' th' nyose, -Cannyot contain theiw urine; uWu fow affection, -^w^ Mistwess >_> of :3 passion, sways ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >w< mood -x3 Of what ^.^ it wikes ^w^ ow UwU woathes. Nyow, uWu fow >_> youw OwO answew: -UwU As there :3 is nyo ^w^ fiwm reason ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wend'wed -UwU Why ^.^ he cannyot >_> abide :3 a >_> gaping ^-^ pig; -UwU Why >_< he, :3 a harmless nyecessawy cat; -UwU Why >_< he, :3 a woowwen bagpipe, uWu but >_> of x3 fowce -Must ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to such inyevitabwe ÚwÚ shame -UwU As ^-^ to offend, ^-^ himsewf being xDD offended; -^w^ So can I ^w^ give nyo reason, :3 nyow I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, -Mowe than :3 a :33 wodg'd UwU hate ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain UwU woathing -I bear Antonyio, UwU that I follow ;;w;; thus -OwO A >w< wosing suit x3 against >_> him. uWu Awe you ^-^ answewed? -BASSANyIO. :3 This :3 is nyo ^-^ answew, :3 thou unfeeling man, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; excuse OwO the cuwwent >_> of >w< thy >w< cwuewty. -SHYLOCK. I x3 am ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to >w< pwease ÚwÚ thee with my ^w^ answews. -BASSANyIO. Do >w< aww x3 men :33 kiww OwO the >w< things uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love? -SHYLOCK. ^w^ Hates ^-^ any man OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >_< kiww? -BASSANyIO. uWu Evewy OwO offence :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU hate at >_> fiwst. -SHYLOCK. >_> What, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have :3 a sewpent sting ÚwÚ thee xDD twice? -x3 ANTONyIO. I pray you, ÚwÚ think you xDD question with OwO the Jew. -You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww >w< go ^.^ stand x3 upon OwO the :3 beach -And ;;w;; bid OwO the x3 main flood ÚwÚ bate his >_< usuaw >w< height; -You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww ;;w;; use xDD question with OwO the wowf, -UwU Why ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the ewe OwO bweat uWu fow OwO the lamb; -You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww fowbid OwO the ^.^ mountain pines -ÚwÚ To wag theiw UwU high :3 tops ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make nyo ^w^ nyoise -When uWu they awe ^-^ fwetten with OwO the ^-^ gusts >_> of ^-^ heaven; -You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww ^-^ do ^w^ anything UwU most ^-^ hawd -UwU As >w< seek ^-^ to :33 soften that- than ;;w;; which ^w^ what's xDD hawdew?- -His jewish ÚwÚ heawt. :33 Thewefowe, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, -UwU Make nyo uWu moe offers, ;;w;; use nyo farther means, -But with >w< aww bwief ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwain :3 convenyiency ->_> Wet me ^.^ have judgment, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Jew his uWu wiww. -BASSANyIO. >_< Fow >w< thy three ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats here :3 is ^.^ six. -SHYLOCK. >w< If every ducat in OwO six ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats -Were in OwO six :33 pawts, ÚwÚ and every part :3 a ^-^ ducat, -I would ^.^ nyot dwaw them; I would ^.^ have my uWu bond. -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. OwO How ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< hope uWu fow >w< mewcy, ^.^ wend'wing >_> nyonye? -SHYLOCK. What ÚwÚ judgment uWu shaww I dread, UwU doing nyo wrong? -You ^.^ have UwU among you many :3 a ^-^ puwchas'd slave, ->w< Which, OwO fike >_> youw UwU asses ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and uWu muwes, -You ;;w;; use in :3 abject ÚwÚ and in slavish :33 pawts, -xDD Because you bought them; uWu shaww I uWu say ^-^ to you ->w< 'Wet them >w< be ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ mawwy them ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; heiws- -UwU Why ÚwÚ sweat uWu they uWu undew >w< buwdens?- let theiw ÚwÚ beds -Be :3 made as ^.^ soft as xDD youws, ÚwÚ and let theiw UwU pawates -Be xDD season'd with such ^-^ viands'? You uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew -xDD 'The slaves awe ^w^ ouws.' ^w^ So ^-^ do I ÚwÚ answew >w< you: -The :3 pound >_> of ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; which I >_> demand >_> of him -^-^ Is dearly >_> bought, 'tis ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ have it. ->w< If you deny uWu me, ^-^ fie x3 upon >_> youw xDD waw! -Thewe :3 is nyo x3 fowce in OwO the UwU decwees >_> of Venyice. -I ^.^ stand uWu fow ^w^ judgment; answew; uWu shaww I ^.^ have it? -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. :3 Upon my power I ^-^ may UwU dismiss :3 this couwt, ->_< Unwess :3 Bewwawio, :3 a ^w^ weawnyed doctor, -x3 Whom I ^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to xDD detewminye this, -Come here to-day. ->w< SAWEWIO. UwU My lord, here ^w^ stays ^-^ without -OwO A :33 messengew with letters ^-^ fwom OwO the doctor, -Nyew come ^-^ fwom uWu Padua. -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. >_< Bwing OwO us OwO the ^-^ wettews; caww OwO the messenger. -BASSANyIO. Good cheew, UwU Antonyio! >_> What, man, :33 couwage x3 yet! -The OwO Jew uWu shaww ^.^ have my x3 fwesh, blood, OwO bonyes, ÚwÚ and aww, -Ewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt wose uWu fow me ^-^ onye >_> dwop >_> of bwood. -x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am :3 a :33 tainted ^-^ wethew >_> of OwO the flock, -uWu Meetest uWu fow ^w^ death; OwO the >_> weakest >w< kind >_> of fwuit -ÚwÚ Dwops earliest ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and OwO so let >_> me. -You cannyot better >w< be xDD empwoy'd, Bassanyio, ->w< Than ^-^ to live stiww, ÚwÚ and wwite >_< minye >_< epitaph. - -x3 Entew NyEWISSA dressed >_< wike :3 a ^-^ wawyew's clerk - -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. Came you ^-^ fwom >w< Padua, ^-^ fwom ^-^ Bewwawio? -NyEWISSA. From ^.^ both, my :33 wowd. Bellario >_> gweets >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -[Presents :3 a letter] -BASSANyIO. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou :33 whet >w< thy :33 knyife OwO so earnestly? -SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut OwO the fowfeituwe ^-^ fwom UwU that bankrupt ^.^ thewe. -:3 GWATIANyO. :3 Nyot uWu on >w< thy >_> sowe, uWu but uWu on >w< thy >_> souw, harsh :3 Jew, -Thou ;;w;; mak'st >w< thy :33 knyife x3 keen; uWu but nyo >w< metaw ^-^ can, -No, ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu hangman's ^w^ axe, bear half OwO the ;;w;; keennyess -x3 Of >w< thy shawp ÚwÚ envy. ^w^ Can nyo ;;w;; pwayews >w< piewce OwO thee? -SHYLOCK. No, UwU nyonye UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to ^w^ make. -:3 GWATIANyO. :33 O, >w< be :3 thou damn'd, x3 inyexecwabwe xDD dog! -And uWu fow >w< thy life let :33 justice >w< be accus'd. -Thou ^w^ awmost ;;w;; mak'st me ^.^ wavew in my :33 faith, -ÚwÚ To howd >_< opinyion with x3 Pythagowas -:33 That souws >_> of animals ^.^ infuse themsewves -x3 Into OwO the trunks >_> of ^-^ men. x3 Thy currish spirit -OwO Guvwn'd :3 a ^.^ wowf :3 who, ;;w;; hang'd uWu fow human ^w^ swaughtew, ->_< Even ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> gawwows >_> did his feww ^w^ souw ^w^ fweet, -And, UwU whiwst :3 thou xDD wayest in >w< thy x3 unhawwowed dam, -UwU Infus'd itsewf in thee; uWu fow >w< thy desires -uWu Awe uWu wowfish, bwoody, >w< stawv'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ wavenyous. -SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; waiw OwO the >w< seaw ^-^ fwom x3 off my bond, -Thou uWu but offend'st >w< thy >_< wungs ^-^ to speak OwO so woud; -Repair >w< thy wit, good youth, ^w^ ow ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ faww -ÚwÚ To :3 cuwewess wuin. I ^.^ stand here uWu fow waw. -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. :3 This letter ^-^ fwom Bellario doth ÚwÚ commend -OwO A x3 young ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed doctow ^-^ to ^-^ ouw couwt. -:3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? -NyEWISSA. ÚwÚ He x3 attendeth here ^-^ hawd uWu by -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow >_> youw ^-^ answew, whethew ^w^ you'ww UwU admit >_> him. -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. uWu Some three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >_> of you -uWu Go ^w^ give him courteous OwO conduct ^-^ to :3 this :3 pwace. -^w^ Meantime, OwO the couwt uWu shaww hear Bellario's letter. -CLERK. ^-^ [Weads] 'Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww undewstand UwU that at OwO the ^-^ weceipt ->_> of >_> youw letter I x3 am vewy uWu sick; uWu but in OwO the x3 instant UwU that >_> youw -:33 messengew >w< came, in :33 woving visitation ÚwÚ was with me :3 a x3 young doctow ->_> of :3 Wome- his name :3 is Bawthazaw. I acquainted him with OwO the cause -in :33 contwuvwsy :3 between OwO the OwO Jew ÚwÚ and ^-^ Antonyio OwO the mewchant; ^-^ we -tuwn'd o'ew many :33 books >_< togethew; ^.^ he :3 is furnished with my >_< opinyion -which, ^.^ bettewed with his >_> own UwU weawnying-the greatness ^w^ wheweof I -cannyot enough commend- comes with him at my impowtunyity ^-^ to fiww -OwO up >_> youw Gwace's xDD wequest in my ÚwÚ stead. I uWu beseech you let his wack ->_> of years >w< be nyo uWu impediment ^-^ to let him wack :3 a OwO wevewend ;;w;; estimation, -uWu fow I never knew OwO so x3 young :3 a ÚwÚ body with OwO so ^.^ owd :3 a head. I xDD weave him -^-^ to >_> youw >_< gwacious acceptance, uWu whose UwU twiaw uWu shaww better pubwish his -commendation.' - -x3 Entew PORTIA uWu fow xDD BAWTHAZAW, dressed >_< wike :3 a ^w^ Doctow >_> of uWu Waws - -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. uWu YOU hear OwO the ^w^ weawn'd :3 Bewwawio, what ^.^ he x3 wwites; -And ;;w;; hewe, I UwU take it, :3 is OwO the doctow come. ->w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; come you ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd ^-^ Bewwawio? -PORTIA. I :33 did, my :33 wowd. -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. You awe ^.^ wewcome; UwU take >_> youw :3 pwace. -uWu Awe you acquainted with OwO the >_> diffewence -:33 That howds :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD question in OwO the couwt? -PORTIA. I x3 am informed ^w^ thwoughwy >_> of OwO the ^.^ cause. -^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^.^ mewchant ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which OwO the ÚwÚ Jew? -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. ^-^ Antonyio ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd >w< Shywock, uWu both ^.^ stand fowth. -PORTIA. ^-^ Is >_> youw name OwO Shywock? -SHYLOCK. :3 Shywock :3 is my >w< nyame. -PORTIA. x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is OwO the suit you x3 fowwow; ->_> Yet in such UwU wuwe UwU that OwO the Venetian OwO waw -Cannyot >w< impugn you as you ^-^ do :3 pwoceed. -You ^.^ stand within his danger, ^-^ do you not? -x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Ay, OwO so ^.^ he ;;w;; says. -PORTIA. Do you x3 confess OwO the >_< bond? -x3 ANTONyIO. I do. -PORTIA. ;;w;; Then >w< must OwO the OwO Jew >w< be mewcifuw. -SHYLOCK. uWu On what :3 compuwsion >w< must x3 I? >_> Teww me ;;w;; that. -PORTIA. The ;;w;; quawity >_> of UwU mewcy :3 is ^.^ nyot strain'd; -^w^ It droppeth as OwO the gentwe ;;w;; wain ^-^ fwom >w< heaven -:3 Upon OwO the place :33 benyeath. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ twice :3 bwest: -^w^ It ^-^ bwesseth him UwU that gives ÚwÚ and him UwU that takes. -^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; mightiest in OwO the x3 mightiest; ^.^ it >_< becomes -The ÚwÚ thwonyed ÚwÚ monyawch better than his >_< cwown; -His OwO sceptwe >w< shows OwO the x3 fowce >_> of :3 tempowaw :33 powew, -The attribute ^-^ to awe ÚwÚ and ^-^ majesty, -OwO Whewein doth ^-^ sit OwO the ;;w;; dwead ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw >_> of :33 kings; -But UwU mewcy :3 is :33 abuv :3 this OwO sceptwed sway, -^w^ It :3 is :33 enthwonyed in OwO the hearts >_> of ÚwÚ kings, -^w^ It :3 is OwO an attribute ^-^ to :3 God ;;w;; himsewf; -And earthly power doth then show wikest God's -When UwU mewcy >_< seasons :33 justice. :33 Thewefowe, :3 Jew, -^-^ Though :33 justice >w< be >w< thy :33 pwea, consider this- -:33 That in OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of :33 justice UwU nyonye >_> of OwO us -;;w;; Shouwd UwU see uWu sawvation; ^-^ we ^-^ do pray uWu fow >w< mewcy, -And UwU that >_> same >w< pwayew doth teach OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to render -The deeds >_> of uWu mewcy. I ^.^ have xDD spoke ;;w;; thus >w< much -ÚwÚ To OwO mitigate OwO the :33 justice >_> of >w< thy :33 pwea, -^w^ Which ^-^ if :3 thou x3 fowwow, :3 this :33 stwict couwt >_> of Venyice -Must ^.^ nyeeds ^w^ give >_< sentence >w< 'gainst OwO the ^.^ mewchant ^.^ thewe. -SHYLOCK. UwU My deeds x3 upon my head! I crave OwO the waw, -The penyawty ÚwÚ and uWu fowfeit >_> of my uWu bond. -BASSANyIO. uWu Yes; here I >w< tendew ^.^ it uWu fow him in OwO the >_> couwt; -xDD Yea, ^w^ twice OwO the >_< sum; ^-^ if UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 suffice, -I uWu wiww >w< be bound ^-^ to pay ^.^ it >w< ten xDD times o'ew -uWu On uWu fowfeit >_> of my x3 hands, my uWu head, my >_> heawt; ->w< If :3 this uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 suffice, ^.^ it >w< must :3 appeaw -:33 That ;;w;; mawice uWu beaws ;;w;; down :33 twuth. And, I uWu beseech you, -^-^ Wwest UwU once OwO the OwO waw ^-^ to >_> youw authowity; -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 a gweat ^.^ wight ^-^ do :3 a wittwe ^.^ wwong, -And ;;w;; cuwb :3 this x3 cwuew ^w^ deviw >_> of his uWu wiww. -PORTIA. ^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; there :3 is nyo power in Venyice -^w^ Can x3 awtew :3 a decree established; -'Twiww >w< be recorded uWu fow :3 a pwecedent, -And many OwO an ^-^ ewwow, uWu by OwO the >_> same ^.^ exampwe, -uWu Wiww x3 wush OwO into OwO the x3 state; ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. -SHYLOCK. OwO A ^.^ Danyiew come ^-^ to judgment! xDD Yea, :3 a x3 Danyiew! -:3 O xDD wise x3 young :33 judge, how I ^-^ do uWu honyouw thee! -PORTIA. I pray you, let me ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the uWu bond. -SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ 'tis, UwU most OwO wevewend UwU Doctow; here ^.^ it is. -PORTIA. >w< Shywock, :33 thewe's ÚwÚ thwice >w< thy money x3 off'wed thee. -SHYLOCK. An ^-^ oath, OwO an >w< oath! I ^.^ have OwO an OwO oath in >_< heaven. -:33 Shaww I uWu way xDD pewjuwy x3 upon my soul? -No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow Venyice. -PORTIA. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this bond :3 is ;;w;; fowfeit; -And xDD wawfuwwy uWu by :3 this OwO the OwO Jew ^-^ may OwO cwaim -OwO A :3 pound >_> of x3 fwesh, ^-^ to >w< be uWu by him ÚwÚ cut x3 off ->_< Nyeawest OwO the UwU mewchant's ÚwÚ heawt. Be mewcifuw. -;;w;; Take ÚwÚ thwice >w< thy money; ;;w;; bid me >w< teaw OwO the uWu bond. -SHYLOCK. When ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ paid >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the OwO tenyouw. -^w^ It doth :3 appeaw you awe :3 a >w< wowthy judge; -You xDD knyow OwO the waw; >_> youw >_< exposition -;;w;; Hath >_< been UwU most OwO sound; I chawge you uWu by OwO the waw, -^.^ Wheweof you awe :3 a uWu weww-desewving pillar, -x3 Pwoceed ^-^ to UwU judgment. By my ^w^ souw I uWu sweaw -Thewe :3 is nyo power in OwO the :33 tongue >_> of man -ÚwÚ To x3 awtew >_> me. I stay here uWu on my uWu bond. -x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Most >_> heawtiwy I ^-^ do uWu beseech OwO the couwt -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the UwU judgment. -PORTIA. UwU Why then, ;;w;; thus ^.^ it UwU is: -You >w< must :33 pwepawe >_> youw uWu bosom uWu fow his knife. -SHYLOCK. :3 O x3 nyobwe >_> judge! :3 O excellent x3 young ^w^ man! -PORTIA. >_< Fow OwO the ^.^ intent ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose >_> of OwO the OwO waw -;;w;; Hath :33 fuww >_< wewation ^-^ to OwO the penyawty, -^w^ Which here appeaweth :3 due x3 upon OwO the uWu bond. -SHYLOCK. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true. :3 O xDD wise ÚwÚ and UwU upwight :33 judge, -OwO How >w< much ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ewdew art :3 thou than >w< thy ^-^ wooks! -PORTIA. :33 Thewefowe, uWu way x3 bawe >_> youw >_< bosom. -SHYLOCK. >w< Ay, his breast- -^w^ So :33 says OwO the ÚwÚ bond; doth ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, x3 nyobwe :3 judge? -UwU 'Nyeawest his >_> heawt,' x3 those awe OwO the vewy wowds. -PORTIA. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ so. uWu Awe there x3 bawance here ^-^ to ^.^ weigh -The flesh? -SHYLOCK. I ^.^ have them weady. -PORTIA. >_< Have uWu by >w< some surgeon, >w< Shywock, uWu on >_> youw chawge, -ÚwÚ To xDD stop his uWu wounds, west ^.^ he ^-^ do bleed ^-^ to :33 death. -SHYLOCK. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so xDD nyominyated in OwO the >_< bond? -PORTIA. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_< expwess'd, uWu but what >_> of ÚwÚ that? -'Twewe good you ^-^ do OwO so >w< much uWu fow >_> chawity. -SHYLOCK. I cannyot find xDD it; 'tis ^.^ nyot in OwO the uWu bond. -PORTIA. :3 You, merchant, ^.^ have you ^w^ anything ^-^ to ^w^ say? -x3 ANTONyIO. But ^w^ wittwe: I x3 am UwU awm'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww OwO pwepaw'd. ->w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, Bassanio; fare you :33 weww. -ÚwÚ Gwieve ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am OwO faww'n ^-^ to :3 this uWu fow you, ->_< Fow hewein >_> Fowtunye >w< shows x3 hewsewf ^-^ mowe >w< kind ->w< Than :3 is xDD hew x3 custom. ^w^ It :3 is still xDD hew ;;w;; use -ÚwÚ To let OwO the wwetched man ;;w;; outwive his :33 weawth, -ÚwÚ To view with >w< howwow eye ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed uWu bwow -An :3 age >_> of ^-^ puvwty; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; which ling'ring :3 penyance -x3 Of such >w< misewy doth ^.^ she ÚwÚ cut me UwU off. -ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw honyouwabwe ^-^ wife; ->_> Teww xDD hew OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of ^.^ Antonyio's :3 end; -Say how I :33 wov'd OwO you; speak me fair in ^w^ death; -And, when OwO the xDD tawe :3 is xDD towd, ;;w;; bid xDD hew >w< be ;;w;; judge -:3 Whethew OwO Bassanyio xDD had ^.^ nyot UwU once :3 a wuv. -Repent uWu but you UwU that you uWu shaww wose >_> youw OwO fwiend, -And ^.^ he OwO wepents ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ he OwO pays >_> youw OwO debt; ->_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the OwO Jew ^-^ do ÚwÚ cut uWu but ^-^ deep enyough, -I'll pay ^.^ it OwO instantwy with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -BASSANyIO. Antonyio, I x3 am married ^-^ to :3 a UwU wife -^w^ Which :3 is as dear ^-^ to me as life itself; -But life itself, my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, -uWu Awe ^.^ nyot with me ^-^ esteem'd :33 abuv >w< thy life; -I would wose aww, ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ sacwifice them >w< aww -;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to :3 this x3 deviw, ^-^ to x3 dewivew you. -PORTIA. Your UwU wife would ^w^ give you wittwe ^w^ thanks uWu fow UwU that, ->w< If ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe uWu by ^-^ to hear you ^-^ make OwO the ^.^ offew. -:3 GWATIANyO. I ^.^ have :3 a UwU wife ^-^ who I uWu pwotest I :33 wuv; -I would ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe in UwU heaven, OwO so ^.^ she :33 couwd ->_< Entweat >w< some power ^-^ to >_> change :3 this currish Jew. -NyEWISSA. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww you :3 offew ^.^ it >_> behind xDD hew >w< back; -The ^w^ wish would ^-^ make ewse OwO an unquiet >_< house. -SHYLOCK. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ These >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian uWu husbands! I ^.^ have :3 a -:3 daughtew- -Wouwd ^-^ any >_> of OwO the >w< stock >_> of Bawwabas -Had >_< been xDD hew xDD husband, wathew than :3 a Christian!- -We twifwe time; I pray ÚwÚ thee x3 puwsue uWu sentence. -PORTIA. OwO A :3 pound >_> of UwU that >_> same UwU mewchant's ^.^ fwesh :3 is >w< thinye. -The couwt awards ^.^ it ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO waw doth ^w^ give it. -SHYLOCK. uWu Most ^-^ wightfuw >_> judge! -PORTIA. And you >w< must ÚwÚ cut :3 this ^.^ fwesh ^-^ fwom x3 off his breast. -The OwO waw allows ^.^ it ÚwÚ and OwO the couwt awards it. -SHYLOCK. uWu Most ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! OwO A sentence! ^w^ Come, >_> pwepawe. -PORTIA. >w< Tawwy :3 a >w< wittwe; there :3 is xDD something >w< ewse. -:3 This bond doth ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee here nyo :3 jot >_> of bwood: -The uWu wowds ^-^ expwesswy awe UwU 'a :3 pound >_> of fwesh.' -;;w;; Take then >w< thy bond, UwU take :3 thou >w< thy :3 pound >_> of >_< fwesh; -But, in OwO the UwU cutting it, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost shed ->_< Onye >_> dwop >_> of ÚwÚ Chwistian blood, >w< thy x3 wands ÚwÚ and goods -OwO Awe, uWu by OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of >_> Venyice, ;;w;; confiscate -^.^ Unto OwO the OwO state >_> of Venyice. -:3 GWATIANyO. :3 O UwU upwight >_> judge! Mark, Jew. :3 O ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! -SHYLOCK. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ waw? -PORTIA. :33 Thysewf ^-^ shawt UwU see OwO the ÚwÚ act; ->_< Fow, as :3 thou xDD uwgest justice, >w< be assur'd -Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have justice, ^-^ mowe than :3 thou >w< desiw'st. -:3 GWATIANyO. :3 O ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! Mark, Jew. OwO A ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! -SHYLOCK. I UwU take :3 this :3 offew then: pay OwO the bond :3 thwice, -And let OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian ^.^ go. -BASSANyIO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ monyey. -PORTIA. Soft! -The OwO Jew uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< aww :33 justice. Soft! :3 Nyo UwU haste. -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have nyothing uWu but OwO the >_> penyawty. -:3 GWATIANyO. :3 O xDD Jew! OwO an UwU upwight :33 judge, :3 a ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! -PORTIA. :33 Thewefowe, :33 pwepawe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off OwO the uWu fwesh. -Shed :3 thou nyo blood, :3 nyow ÚwÚ cut :3 thou less :3 nyow ^-^ mowe -But ^.^ just :3 a :3 pound >_> of >_< fwesh; ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ tak'st ^-^ mowe -Ow less than :3 a ^.^ just :33 pound- >w< be ^.^ it uWu but OwO so >w< much -UwU As makes ^.^ it ^.^ wight ^w^ ow :33 heavy in OwO the UwU substance, -Ow OwO the *looks away* division >_> of OwO the >w< twentieth part -x3 Of ^-^ onye UwU poow >_> scwupwe; xDD nyay, ^-^ if OwO the scale ^-^ do xDD tuwn -But in OwO the x3 estimation >_> of :3 a haiw- -Thou diest, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy goods awe OwO confiscate. -:3 GWATIANyO. OwO A uWu second Daniel, :3 a Daniel, xDD Jew! -Nyow, ^.^ infidew, I ^.^ have you uWu on OwO the ^w^ hip. -PORTIA. UwU Why doth OwO the OwO Jew x3 pause? ;;w;; Take >w< thy ;;w;; fowfeituwe. -SHYLOCK. >w< Give me my ;;w;; pwincipaw, ÚwÚ and let me ^.^ go. -BASSANyIO. I ^.^ have ^.^ it ready uWu fow thee; here ^.^ it is. -PORTIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath wefus'd ^.^ it in OwO the open >_> couwt; -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have mewewy justice, ÚwÚ and his uWu bond. -:3 GWATIANyO. OwO A ^.^ Danyiew still uWu say OwO I, :3 a uWu second x3 Danyiew! -I :3 thank ^.^ thee, :3 Jew, uWu fow ^w^ teaching me UwU that :33 wowd. -SHYLOCK. :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot ^.^ have barely my pwincipaw? -PORTIA. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have nyothing uWu but OwO the fowfeituwe -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so :3 taken at >w< thy ;;w;; pewiw, Jew. -SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the ^w^ deviw ^w^ give him good >_> of ^.^ it! -I'll stay nyo ÚwÚ wongew :33 question. -PORTIA. ^.^ Tawwy, Jew. -The OwO waw ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet another howd uWu on you. -^w^ It :3 is ^-^ enyacted in OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of >_> Venyice, ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ pwuvd x3 against OwO an UwU awien -:33 That uWu by direct ^w^ ow OwO indiwect >_> attempts -ÚwÚ He >w< seek OwO the life >_> of ^-^ any ^.^ citizen, -The party >w< 'gainst OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he doth contrive -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seize ^-^ onye half his ^.^ goods; OwO the uWu othew half -x3 Comes ^-^ to OwO the >_< pwivy xDD coffew >_> of OwO the x3 state; -And OwO the offender's life :3 wies in OwO the UwU mewcy -x3 Of OwO the UwU Duke only, >w< 'gainst >w< aww uWu othew ÚwÚ voice. -UwU In ;;w;; which ^-^ pwedicament, I ÚwÚ say, :3 thou xDD stand'st; ->_< Fow ^.^ it >_> appeaws uWu by manyifest proceeding -:33 That ;;w;; indiwectwy, ÚwÚ and :33 diwectwy UwU too, -Thou x3 hast ;;w;; contwived x3 against OwO the vewy life -x3 Of OwO the >_> defendant; ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast incurr'd -The danger fowmewwy uWu by me weheaws'd. -^-^ Down, ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and UwU beg UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the >_> Duke. -:3 GWATIANyO. :33 Beg UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >_> hang thysewf; -And >_> yet, >w< thy wealth being uWu fowfeit ^-^ to OwO the state, -Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot weft OwO the >_< vawue >_> of :3 a cowd; -OwO Thewefowe :3 thou >w< must >w< be ;;w;; hang'd at OwO the ^-^ state's :33 chawge. -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. :33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see OwO the >_> diffewence >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ spiwit, -I pawdon ÚwÚ thee >w< thy life before :3 thou ÚwÚ ask it. ->_< Fow half >w< thy :33 weawth, ^.^ it :3 is OwO Antonyio's; -The uWu othew half comes ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw state, -^w^ Which ;;w;; humbwenyess ^-^ may ÚwÚ dwive x3 unto :3 a ÚwÚ finye. -PORTIA. >w< Ay, uWu fow OwO the x3 state; ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> Antonyio. -SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU take my life ÚwÚ and aww, pawdon ^.^ nyot ;;w;; that. -You UwU take my house when you ^-^ do UwU take OwO the prop -:33 That doth sustain my >_< house; you UwU take my life -When you ^-^ do UwU take OwO the :3 means whereby I wive. -PORTIA. What UwU mewcy can you render ^w^ him, Antonio? -:3 GWATIANyO. OwO A ^-^ hawtew ^-^ gwatis; nyothing ewse, uWu fow God's >w< sake! -x3 ANTONyIO. ^w^ So >w< pwease my lord OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the couwt -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit OwO the fine uWu fow ^-^ onye half >_> of his ^.^ goods; -I x3 am >_< content, OwO so ^.^ he uWu wiww let me ^.^ have -The uWu othew half in use, ^-^ to render ^.^ it -:3 Upon his death x3 unto OwO the ^-^ gentweman -:33 That lately stole his :3 daughtew- ->w< Two >w< things provided ^-^ mowe; UwU that, uWu fow :3 this >_< favouw, -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ pwesentwy ÚwÚ become :3 a Chwistian; -The xDD othew, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ do ÚwÚ wecowd :3 a ^-^ gift, -;;w;; Hewe in OwO the couwt, >_> of >w< aww ^.^ he >_> dies ^-^ possess'd -^.^ Unto his :3 son uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and his daughter. -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^-^ do this, ^w^ ow ewse I ^-^ do wecant -The pawdon UwU that I ^.^ wate ^w^ pwonyounced here. -PORTIA. Awt :3 thou contented, ÚwÚ Jew? What OwO dost :3 thou ^w^ say? -SHYLOCK. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. -PORTIA. ^-^ Cwewk, dwaw :3 a deed >_> of xDD gift. -SHYLOCK. I pray you, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ fwom >_> hence; -I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww; ^-^ send OwO the deed aftew me -And I uWu wiww >w< sign it. -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone, uWu but ^-^ do it. -:3 GWATIANyO. UwU In >w< chwist'nying ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ have two >_< god-fathews; -Had I >_< been :33 judge, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have xDD had >w< ten :3 mowe, -ÚwÚ To bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the gawwows, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the font. -Exit >w< SHYWOCK -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. >_> Siw, I entweat you UwU home with me ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. -PORTIA. I humbly ^-^ do desiwe >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> of pawdon; -I >w< must away :3 this night towawd >w< Padua, -And ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ meet I ÚwÚ pwesentwy xDD set fowth. -DUKE >_< OF VENICE. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that >_> youw :3 weisuwe sewves you not. -Antonyio, ;;w;; gwatify :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, ->_< Fow in my :33 mind you awe >w< much bound ^-^ to >_> him. ->_< Exeunt ;;w;; DUKE, x3 MAGNyIFICOES, ÚwÚ and x3 twain -BASSANyIO. uWu Most >w< wowthy ;;w;; gentweman, I ÚwÚ and my fwiend ->_< Have uWu by >_> youw OwO wisdom >_< been :3 this :3 day UwU acquitted -x3 Of grievous xDD penyawties; in ^.^ wieu ^w^ wheweof ->_< Thwee ^w^ thousand >w< ducats, :3 due x3 unto OwO the :3 Jew, -We ^-^ fweewy :33 cope >_> youw courteous x3 pains :3 withaw. -x3 ANTONyIO. And ^.^ stand >w< indebted, xDD uvw ÚwÚ and ^.^ abuv, -UwU In love ÚwÚ and service ^-^ to you evermore. -PORTIA. ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ paid UwU that :3 is ;;w;; weww >_< satisfied, -And OwO I, delivering you, x3 am >_< satisfied, -And :3 thewein ^-^ do >_< account ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; weww >_< paid. -UwU My :33 mind ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe mewcenyawy. -I pray you, xDD knyow me when ^-^ we ^.^ meet ÚwÚ again; -I ^w^ wish you well, ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. -BASSANyIO. UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, >_> of x3 fowce I >w< must ^-^ attempt you :33 fuwthew; -;;w;; Take >w< some wemembwance >_> of >w< us, as :3 a ^.^ twibute, -:3 Nyot as ^.^ fee. >_> Gwant me two OwO things, I pray you, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to deny uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to pawdon >_> me. -PORTIA. You press me :33 faw, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww yield. -uWu [To UwU ANTONyIO] >w< Give me >_> youw gwuvs, I'll wear them uWu fow >_> youw sake. -uWu [To BASSANIO] And, uWu fow >_> youw love, I'll UwU take :3 this ring ^-^ fwom you. -Do ^.^ nyot dwaw xDD back >_> youw >w< hand; I'll UwU take nyo :3 mowe, -And you in love uWu shaww ^.^ nyot deny me ÚwÚ this. -BASSANyIO. :3 This ;;w;; wing, good sir- alas, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_< twifwe; -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to ^w^ give you ÚwÚ this. -PORTIA. I uWu wiww ^.^ have nyothing ewse uWu but only ^.^ this; -And nyow, >_> methinks, I ^.^ have :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to it. -BASSANIO.. There's ^-^ mowe depends uWu on :3 this than uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ vawue. -The ;;w;; deawest ring in Venyice uWu wiww I ^w^ give you, -And find ^.^ it >_< out uWu by x3 pwocwamation; ->_> Onwy uWu fow this, I pray you, pawdon >_> me. -PORTIA. I >_> see, ;;w;; siw, you awe >_> wibewaw in ^.^ offews; -You ^w^ taught me ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^.^ beg, ÚwÚ and nyow, >_> methinks, -You teach me how :3 a >_< beggaw shouwd >w< be answer'd. -BASSANyIO. Good ;;w;; siw, :3 this ring ÚwÚ was >w< given me uWu by my ^-^ wife; -And, when ^.^ she >w< put ^.^ it OwO on, ^.^ she :3 made me x3 vow -:33 That I shouwd neither :3 seww, :3 nyow >_> give, :3 nyow wose it. -PORTIA. :33 That uWu 'scuse sewves many x3 men ^-^ to :33 save theiw >_< gifts. -And ^-^ if >_> youw UwU wife >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a mad woman, -And xDD knyow how ;;w;; weww I ^.^ have deserv'd :3 this ;;w;; wing, -She would ^.^ nyot howd >_< out enemy uWu fow >w< evew ->_< Fow giving ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> me. Weww, xDD peace >w< be with xDD you! ->_< Exeunt PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA -x3 ANTONyIO. UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, let him ^.^ have OwO the OwO wing. ->_> Wet his desewvings, ÚwÚ and my love ^-^ withaw, -Be vawued >w< 'gainst >_> youw :3 wife's UwU commandment. -BASSANyIO. Go, >_< Gwatianyo, run ÚwÚ and >_< uvwtake him; ->w< Give him OwO the ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and bwing ^w^ him, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 canst, -^.^ Unto ^.^ Antonyio's >_< house. Away, ^-^ make UwU haste. Exit :33 GWATIANyO -^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww thithew ;;w;; pwesentwy; -And in OwO the xDD mownying >_< eawwy uWu wiww ^-^ we uWu both ->_> Fwy towawd x3 Bewmont. ^w^ Come, >_> Antonyio. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA - -PORTIA. ^.^ Inquiwe OwO the :3 Jew's house out, ^w^ give him :3 this deed, -And let him >w< sign xDD it; ^w^ we'ww away uWu tonyight, -And >w< be :3 a :3 day before ^-^ ouw >_> husbands UwU home. -:3 This deed uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; weww ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :33 Wowenzo. - -x3 Entew :33 GWATIANyO - -:3 GWATIANyO. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, you awe ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ o'ewta'en. -UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, x3 upon ^-^ mowe >_< advice, -;;w;; Hath x3 sent you here :3 this ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and doth entweat -Your >_> company at uWu dinnyew. -PORTIA. :33 That cannyot UwU be. -His ring I ^-^ do accept UwU most thankfully, -And so, I pray you, tell >_> him. Fuwthewmowe, -I pray you show my xDD youth ^.^ owd x3 Shywock's >_< house. -:3 GWATIANyO. :33 That uWu wiww I do. -NyEWISSA. >_> Siw, I would speak with you. ->_> [Aside ^-^ to POWTIA] I'll ^w^ See ^-^ if I can >_< get my >_< husband's ;;w;; wing, -^w^ Which I >_> did ^-^ make him uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ keep uWu fow ever. -PORTIA. uWu [To NERISSA] Thou OwO Mayst, I wawwant. We uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ owd -sweawing -:33 That uWu they >_> did ^w^ give OwO the rings away ^-^ to ^w^ men; -But ^w^ we'ww ^.^ outface ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and outsweaw them ^w^ too. -[Aloud] Away, ^-^ make haste, :3 thou uWu knyow'st xDD whewe I uWu wiww tarry. -NyEWISSA. ^w^ Come, good ;;w;; siw, uWu wiww you show me ^-^ to :3 this >w< house? ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -x3 Bewmont. The garden before PORTIA'S house - -x3 Entew ;;w;; WOWENZO ÚwÚ and OwO JESSICA - -LORENZO. The ^-^ moon uWu shinyes bwight. UwU In such :3 a night as this, -When OwO the ^w^ sweet ^.^ wind >_> did gently ÚwÚ kiss OwO the trees, -And uWu they >_> did ^-^ make nyo UwU nyoise- in such :3 a night, -Troilus >w< methinks x3 mounted OwO the >_> Twoyan wawws, -And sigh'd his ^w^ souw towawd OwO the Grecian tents, -:3 Whewe >w< Cwessid uWu way UwU that ^-^ nyight. -JESSICA. UwU In such :3 a night -OwO Did Thisby feawfuwwy o'ewtwip OwO the UwU dew, -And ^-^ saw OwO the >_< wion's ;;w;; shadow ewe himself, -And ÚwÚ wan OwO dismayed >_> away. -LORENZO. UwU In such :3 a night -x3 Stood >_< Dido with :3 a wiwwow in xDD hew hand -:3 Upon OwO the wiwd sea-banks, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waft xDD hew love -ÚwÚ To come UwU again ^-^ to OwO Cawthage. -JESSICA. UwU In such :3 a night -Medea ^.^ gathewed OwO the uWu enchanted hewbs -:33 That >_> did ^.^ wenyew ^.^ owd AEson. -LORENZO. UwU In such :3 a night -OwO Did xDD Jessica >_< steaw ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< weawthy :3 Jew, -And with OwO an unthrift love >_> did run ^-^ fwom Venyice -UwU As :3 faw as x3 Bewmont. -JESSICA. UwU In such :3 a night -OwO Did x3 young uWu Wowenzo uWu sweaw ^.^ he :33 wov'd xDD hew well, -^-^ Steawing xDD hew ^w^ souw with many >_< vows >_> of :33 faith, -And :33 nye'ew :3 a OwO twue ^w^ onye. -LORENZO. UwU In such :3 a night -OwO Did pwetty x3 Jessica, >_< wike :3 a wittwe shwew, -xDD Swandew xDD hew love, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO fowgave ^.^ it :3 hew. -JESSICA. I would out-night you, >_> did nyo ÚwÚ body x3 come; -But, x3 hawk, I hear OwO the >w< footing >_> of :3 a xDD man. - -x3 Entew STEPHANO - -LORENZO. OwO Who comes OwO so fast in siwence >_> of OwO the :3 nyight? -xDD STEPHANyO. OwO A >w< fwiend. -LORENZO. OwO A x3 fwiend! What fwiend? Your uWu nyame, I pray you, fwiend? -xDD STEPHANyO. Stephanyo :3 is my uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and I bwing >_> wowd -UwU My ^w^ mistwess uWu wiww before OwO the >_< bweak >_> of :3 day -Be here at Belmont; ^.^ she doth stray about -By holy crosses, xDD whewe ^.^ she kneels ÚwÚ and uWu pways ->_< Fow x3 happy wedlock OwO houws. -LORENZO. OwO Who comes with uWu hew? -xDD STEPHANyO. None uWu but :3 a holy hermit ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu maid. -I pray you, :3 is my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ yet UwU wetuwn'd? -LORENZO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ nyot heard ^-^ fwom >_> him. -But >w< go ^-^ we ÚwÚ in, I pray ^.^ thee, x3 Jessica, -And uWu cewemonyiouswy let OwO us :33 pwepawe -uWu Some ^-^ wewcome uWu fow OwO the ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO the >_< house. - -x3 Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT - -LAUNCELOT. >w< Sowa, :3 sowa! :33 wo xDD ha, UwU ho! >w< sowa, :3 sowa! -LORENZO. OwO Who calls? -LAUNCELOT. ^w^ Sowa! OwO Did you UwU see ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Wowenzo? ^-^ Mastew Lorenzo! >w< Sowa, -:3 sowa! -LORENZO. Weave ^.^ howwoaing, xDD man. Here! -LAUNCELOT. ^w^ Sowa! Whewe, whewe? -LORENZO. Here! -LAUNCELOT. >_> Teww him :33 thewe's :3 a OwO post come ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mastew with his -^w^ hown :33 fuww >_> of good news; my ^w^ mastew uWu wiww >w< be here ewe x3 mownying. -Exit -LORENZO. ^.^ Sweet >_> souw, wet's ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and there OwO expect theiw >w< coming. -And ÚwÚ yet nyo >w< mattew- x3 why shouwd ^-^ we >w< go OwO in? -UwU My fwiend :33 Stephanyo, signyify, I pray you, -xDD Within OwO the OwO house, >_> youw ^w^ mistwess :3 is at >w< hand; -And bwing >_> youw music :3 fowth OwO into OwO the air. Exit STEPHANO -OwO How ^w^ sweet OwO the OwO moonwight sweeps x3 upon :3 this bank! -;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and let OwO the x3 sounds >_> of music -x3 Cweep in ^-^ ouw ears; ^.^ soft :3 stiwwnyess ÚwÚ and OwO the night ->_> Become OwO the UwU touches >_> of ^w^ sweet >w< hawmony. ->w< Sit, ^.^ Jessica. Wook how OwO the OwO fwoow >_> of >w< heaven -^-^ Is OwO thick >w< inwaid with patinyes >_> of UwU bwight ;;w;; gowd; -There's ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< smawwest ^-^ owb ;;w;; which :3 thou ÚwÚ behowd'st -But in his motion >_< wike OwO an :3 angew :3 sings, -OwO Stiww :33 quiwing ^-^ to OwO the xDD young-ey'd ÚwÚ chewubins; -Such >w< hawmony :3 is in immortal souls, -But UwU whiwst :3 this >w< muddy ;;w;; vestuwe >_> of UwU decay -^-^ Doth ^.^ gwosswy :33 cwose ^.^ it ÚwÚ in, ^-^ we cannyot hear it. - -x3 Entew ^.^ MUSICIANS - -^w^ Come, ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 wake Diana with :3 a UwU hymn; -x3 With x3 sweetest UwU touches >w< piewce >_> youw x3 mistwess' OwO eaw. -And dwaw xDD hew UwU home with UwU music. >_< [Music] -JESSICA. I x3 am never >_> mewwy when I hear ^w^ sweet UwU music. -LORENZO. The reason :3 is >_> youw uWu spiwits awe attentive; ->_< Fow ^-^ do uWu but ^-^ nyote :3 a wiwd ÚwÚ and >_< wanton >_> hewd, -Ow OwO wace >_> of youthfuw ÚwÚ and :33 unhandwed cowts, -x3 Fetching mad >w< bounds, bewwowing ÚwÚ and nyeighing ^w^ woud, -^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^.^ hot ^.^ condition >_> of theiw blood- ->w< If uWu they uWu but hear UwU pewchance :3 a twumpet ^w^ sound, -Ow ^-^ any ÚwÚ aiw >_> of music ^.^ touch theiw eaws, -You uWu shaww pewceive them ^-^ make :3 a OwO mutuaw ^.^ stand, -Their savage eyes tuwn'd ^-^ to :3 a modest xDD gaze -By OwO the ^w^ sweet power >_> of UwU music. OwO Thewefowe OwO the :3 poet -OwO Did feign UwU that UwU Owpheus >_< dwew trees, ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and :33 fwoods; -x3 Since UwU nyought OwO so uWu stockish, xDD hawd, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wage, -But music uWu fow OwO the UwU time doth >_> change his ^.^ nyatuwe. -The man UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo music in himself, -Nyow :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; mov'd with xDD concowd >_> of ^w^ sweet :3 sounds, -^-^ Is x3 fit uWu fow tweasons, ^.^ stwatagems, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spoiws; -The motions >_> of his spirit awe xDD duww:as night, -And his ÚwÚ affections dark as ;;w;; Ewebus. ->_> Wet nyo such man >w< be xDD twusted. >_< Mawk OwO the UwU music. - -x3 Entew PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA - -PORTIA. :33 That ^.^ wight ^-^ we UwU see :3 is burning in my hall. -OwO How :3 faw UwU that wittwe xDD candwe throws his >_< beams! -^w^ So uWu shinyes :3 a good deed in :3 a ^-^ nyaughty world. -NyEWISSA. When OwO the ^-^ moon uWu shonye, ^-^ we >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see OwO the ^.^ candwe. -PORTIA. ^w^ So doth OwO the gweatew >_> gwowy dim OwO the wess: -OwO A :3 substitute uWu shinyes bwightwy as :3 a ;;w;; king -^.^ Untiw :3 a ;;w;; king >w< be >_> by, ÚwÚ and then his OwO state -Empties itself, as doth OwO an inwand ^.^ bwook -x3 Into OwO the x3 main >_> of waters. ^w^ Music! xDD hawk! -NyEWISSA. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw OwO music, UwU madam, >_> of OwO the >_< house. -PORTIA. Nyothing :3 is uWu good, I >_> see, ^-^ without ^.^ wespect; -x3 Methinks ^.^ it x3 sounds >w< much ^-^ sweetew than uWu by day. -NyEWISSA. Siwence bestows UwU that :3 viwtue uWu on it, ÚwÚ madam. -PORTIA. The crow doth sing as OwO sweetwy as OwO the lark -When neither :3 is attended; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think -ÚwÚ nye nightingale, ^-^ if ^.^ she shouwd sing uWu by day, -When every >_> goose :3 is :3 cackwing, would >w< be ^w^ thought -:3 Nyo better :3 a uWu musician than OwO the OwO wwen. -OwO How many >w< things uWu by season xDD season'd awe -ÚwÚ To theiw ^.^ wight UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and OwO twue pewfection! -Peace, UwU ho! The ^-^ moon sweeps with ;;w;; Endymion, -And would ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; awak'd. OwO [Music :33 ceases] -LORENZO. :33 That :3 is OwO the OwO voice, -Ow I x3 am >w< much uWu deceiv'd, >_> of uWu Powtia. -PORTIA. ÚwÚ He knows me as OwO the uWu bwind man knows OwO the ^w^ cuckoo, -By OwO the OwO bad ÚwÚ voice. -LORENZO. UwU Deaw >w< wady, ^-^ wewcome UwU home. -PORTIA. We ^.^ have >_< been uWu pwaying uWu fow ^-^ ouw husbands' uWu wewfawe, -^w^ Which uWu speed, ^-^ we hope, OwO the better uWu fow ^-^ ouw wowds. -uWu Awe uWu they UwU wetuwn'd? -LORENZO. ^w^ Madam, uWu they awe ^.^ nyot yet; -But there :3 is come :3 a :33 messengew OwO befowe, -ÚwÚ To signify theiw >w< coming. -^-^ POWTIA.. uWu Go ÚwÚ in, :3 Nyewissa; ->w< Give owdew ^-^ to my ^-^ sewvants UwU that uWu they UwU take -:3 Nyo ^-^ nyote at >w< aww >_> of ^-^ ouw being ÚwÚ absent >_> hence; -Nyow you, ^-^ Wowenzo; x3 Jessica, :3 nyow you. ;;w;; [A ^w^ tucket ^-^ sounds] -LORENZO. Your xDD husband :3 is at >w< hand; I hear his OwO twumpet. -We awe nyo :33 teww-tawes, UwU madam, ;;w;; feaw you not. -PORTIA. :3 This night >w< methinks :3 is uWu but OwO the OwO daywight uWu sick; -^w^ It looks :3 a wittwe uWu pawew; 'tis :3 a :3 day -Such as OwO the :3 day :3 is when OwO the >_< sun :3 is xDD hid. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, >w< GWATIANyO, ÚwÚ and theiw followers - -BASSANyIO. We shouwd howd :3 day with OwO the xDD Antipodes, ->w< If you would ÚwÚ wawk in absence >_> of OwO the OwO sun. -PORTIA. >_> Wet me ^w^ give >_< wight, uWu but let me ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wight, ->_< Fow :3 a ^.^ wight UwU wife doth ^-^ make :3 a :33 heavy xDD husband, -And never >w< be OwO Bassanyio OwO so uWu fow me; -But :3 God sort all! You awe ^-^ wewcome home, my :33 wowd. -BASSANyIO. I :3 thank you, ^.^ madam; ^w^ give ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to my >w< fwiend. -:3 This :3 is OwO the man, :3 this :3 is Antonyio, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom I x3 am OwO so infinitely bound. -PORTIA. You shouwd in >w< aww :33 sense >w< be >w< much bound ^-^ to ^w^ him, ->_< Fow, as I OwO heaw, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< much bound uWu fow you. -x3 ANTONyIO. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than I x3 am ;;w;; weww UwU acquitted >_> of. -PORTIA. >_> Siw, you awe vewy ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< house. -^w^ It >w< must :3 appeaw in uWu othew ^-^ ways than x3 wowds, -OwO Thewefowe I xDD scant :3 this breathing courtesy. -:3 GWATIANyO. uWu [To NERISSA] By :33 yondew ^-^ moon I uWu sweaw you ^-^ do me ^-^ wwong; -UwU In :33 faith, I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the uWu judge's >w< cwewk. -Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe gewt UwU that xDD had it, uWu fow my UwU pawt, -x3 Since you ^-^ do UwU take it, love, OwO so >w< much at ÚwÚ heawt. -PORTIA. OwO A ^-^ quawwew, ^w^ ho, awweady! What's OwO the matter? -:3 GWATIANyO. About :3 a ^w^ hoop >_> of ^.^ gowd, :3 a pawtwy ring -:33 That ^.^ she >_> did ^w^ give uWu me, uWu whose posy ÚwÚ was ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >_< wike :33 cutwew's poetry -:3 Upon :3 a ;;w;; knyife, ;;w;; 'Wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD weave me not.' -NyEWISSA. What talk you >_> of OwO the posy ^w^ ow OwO the vawue? -You :33 swowe ^-^ to uWu me, when I >_> did ^w^ give ^.^ it you, -:33 That you would wear ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw hour >_> of >_< death, -And UwU that ^.^ it shouwd lie with you in >_> youw grave; -^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >_> youw vehement oaths, -You shouwd ^.^ have >_< been >_> wespective ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ^-^ kept it. -Gave ^.^ it :3 a uWu judge's ^w^ cwewk! No, God's my :33 judge, -The clerk uWu wiww :33 nye'ew wear >_< haiw on's ;;w;; face UwU that xDD had it. -:3 GWATIANyO. ÚwÚ He wiww, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ he live ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD man. -NyEWISSA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if :3 a ^-^ woman live ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD man. -:3 GWATIANyO. Nyow uWu by :3 this hand I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a youth, -OwO A >w< kind >_> of OwO boy, :3 a wittwe OwO scwubbed :3 boy -:3 Nyo highew than ÚwÚ thysewf, OwO the uWu judge's ÚwÚ cwewk; -OwO A prating :3 boy UwU that begg'd ^.^ it as :3 a fee; -I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu fow my OwO heawt deny ^.^ it >_> him. -PORTIA. You ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to blame, I >w< must >w< be ;;w;; pwain with you, -ÚwÚ To part OwO so slightly with >_> youw :3 wife's ^.^ fiwst ^-^ gift, -OwO A xDD thing ÚwÚ stuck uWu on with oaths x3 upon >_> youw fingew -And OwO so :33 wiveted with :3 faith x3 unto >_> youw uWu fwesh. -I >_> gave my love :3 a ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and :3 made him uWu sweaw -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to part with it, ÚwÚ and here ^.^ he ^.^ stands; -I dare >w< be sworn uWu fow him ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot xDD weave ^.^ it -Nyow xDD pwuck ^.^ it ^-^ fwom his fingew uWu fow OwO the wealth -:33 That OwO the x3 wowwd >w< mastews. Nyow, in :33 faith, >_< Gwatianyo, -You ^w^ give >_> youw UwU wife xDD too UwU unkind :3 a cause >_> of gwief; -An 'twere ^-^ to uWu me, I shouwd >w< be mad at it. -BASSANyIO. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ Why, I ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut my weft hand OwO off, -And uWu sweaw I lost OwO the ring ^-^ defending it. -:3 GWATIANyO. UwU My Wowd OwO Bassanyio >_> gave his ring away -^.^ Unto OwO the ;;w;; judge UwU that begg'd it, ÚwÚ and >_< indeed -Deserv'd ^.^ it :33 too; ÚwÚ and then OwO the OwO boy, his OwO cwewk, -:33 That took >w< some x3 pains in wwiting, ^.^ he begg'd mine; -And neither man :3 nyow ^w^ mastew would UwU take >w< aught -But OwO the two x3 wings. -PORTIA. What ring >_> gave you, my UwU wowd? -:3 Nyot UwU that, I hope, ;;w;; which you receiv'd >_> of >_> me. -BASSANyIO. >w< If I :33 couwd ÚwÚ add :3 a lie x3 unto :3 a UwU fauwt, -I would deny xDD it; uWu but you UwU see my fingew -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot OwO the ring x3 upon xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is gone. -PORTIA. >_< Even OwO so UwU void :3 is >_> youw false OwO heawt >_> of OwO twuth; -By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww :33 nye'ew come in >_> youw bed -^.^ Untiw I UwU see OwO the OwO wing. -NyEWISSA. Nyow I in x3 youws -;;w;; Tiww I UwU again UwU see x3 minye. -BASSANyIO. ^.^ Sweet ^.^ Powtia, ->w< If you >_> did xDD knyow ^-^ to xDD whom I >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, ->w< If you >_> did xDD knyow uWu fow xDD whom I >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, -And would >_< conceive uWu fow what I >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, -And how unwillingly I weft OwO the ;;w;; wing, -When UwU nyought would >w< be ^-^ accepted uWu but OwO the ;;w;; wing, -You would abate OwO the OwO stwength >_> of >_> youw displeasure. -PORTIA. >w< If you xDD had OwO knyown OwO the :3 viwtue >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wing, -Ow half xDD hew worthiness UwU that >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, -Ow >_> youw >_> own uWu honyouw ^-^ to contain OwO the ;;w;; wing, -You would ^.^ nyot then ^.^ have x3 pawted with OwO the OwO wing. -What man :3 is there OwO so >w< much >w< unweasonyabwe, ->w< If you xDD had pleas'd ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ defended ^.^ it -x3 With ^-^ any >_> tewms >_> of :3 zeaw, ^w^ wanted OwO the x3 modesty -ÚwÚ To :3 uwge OwO the xDD thing held as :3 a ceremony? -Nyewissa ÚwÚ teaches me what ^-^ to believe: -I'll die uWu fow't uWu but >w< some ^-^ woman xDD had OwO the OwO wing. -BASSANyIO. No, uWu by my xDD honyouw, UwU madam, uWu by my >_> souw, -:3 Nyo ^-^ woman xDD had it, uWu but :3 a civil doctor, -^w^ Which >_> did ^w^ wefuse three ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats >_> of uWu me, -And begg'd OwO the :3 wing; OwO the ;;w;; which I >_> did deny ^w^ him, -And suffer'd him ^-^ to >w< go displeas'd ^.^ away- ->_< Even ^.^ he UwU that xDD had held OwO up OwO the vewy life -x3 Of my dear >w< fwiend. What shouwd I ÚwÚ say, ^w^ sweet >w< wady? -I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ to ^-^ send ^.^ it aftew him; -I ÚwÚ was beset with ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and xDD couwtesy; -UwU My uWu honyouw would ^.^ nyot let ingratitude -^w^ So >w< much ;;w;; besmeaw it. Pawdon uWu me, good lady; ->_< Fow uWu by ^.^ these bwessed candles >_> of OwO the night, -Had you >_< been there, I ÚwÚ think you would ^.^ have begg'd -The ring >_> of me ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the >w< wowthy ^-^ doctow. -PORTIA. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot UwU that doctow e'ew come ;;w;; nyeaw my >_< house; -x3 Since ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO the >_> jewew UwU that I :3 wuvd, -And UwU that ;;w;; which you >_> did uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ keep uWu fow uWu me, -I uWu wiww ÚwÚ become as >_> wibewaw as OwO you; -I'll ^.^ nyot deny him ^w^ anything I x3 have, -No, ^.^ nyot my body, :3 nyow my >_< husband's bed. -xDD Knyow him I ^-^ shaww, I x3 am ;;w;; weww ^w^ suwe >_> of it. -Wie ^.^ nyot :3 a night ^-^ fwom >_< home; watch me >_< wike :33 Awgus; ->w< If you ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ if I >w< be weft xDD awonye, -Nyow, uWu by >_< minye uWu honyouw ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ yet >_< minye own, -I'll ^.^ have UwU that doctow uWu fow >_< minye ^-^ bedfewwow. -NyEWISSA. And I his ÚwÚ cwewk; OwO thewefowe >w< be ;;w;; weww UwU advis'd -OwO How you ^-^ do xDD weave me ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own >w< pwotection. -:3 GWATIANyO. Weww, ^-^ do you so, let ^.^ nyot me UwU take him then; ->_< Fow, ^-^ if I uWu do, I'll mar OwO the x3 young cwewk's ^.^ pen. -x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am th' OwO unhappy :33 subject >_> of ^.^ these quawwews. -PORTIA. >_> Siw, >w< gwieve ^.^ nyot OwO you; you awe ^-^ wewcome ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ withstanding. -BASSANyIO. ^.^ Powtia, forgive me :3 this ^-^ enfowced ^-^ wwong; -And in OwO the hearing >_> of ^.^ these many fwiends -I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, x3 even uWu by UwU thinye >_> own fair >_> eyes, -OwO Whewein I UwU see ^-^ mysewf- -PORTIA. >_< Mawk you uWu but >w< that! -UwU In uWu both my eyes ^.^ he doubly >_> sees himself, -UwU In OwO each eye UwU onye; uWu sweaw uWu by >_> youw double ;;w;; sewf, -And :33 thewe's OwO an OwO oath >_> of credit. -BASSANyIO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear >_> me. -Pawdon :3 this UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and uWu by my ^w^ souw I uWu sweaw -I never ^-^ mowe uWu wiww >_< bweak OwO an OwO oath with thee. -x3 ANTONyIO. I UwU once >_> did lend my ÚwÚ body uWu fow his :33 weawth, ->w< Which, uWu but uWu fow him UwU that xDD had >_> youw >_< husband's ;;w;; wing, -Had ^-^ quite miscawwied; I dare >w< be bound uWu again, -UwU My ^w^ souw x3 upon OwO the forfeit, UwU that >_> youw lord -uWu Wiww never ^-^ mowe >_< bweak :3 faith >_> advisedwy. -PORTIA. ;;w;; Then you uWu shaww >w< be his surety. >w< Give him this, -And ;;w;; bid him ^-^ keep ^.^ it better than OwO the other. -x3 ANTONyIO. Here, Wowd Bassanyio, uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 this OwO wing. -BASSANyIO. By UwU heaven, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >_> same I >_> gave OwO the >_< doctow! -PORTIA. I xDD had ^.^ it >_> of >_> him. Pawdon uWu me, Bassanyio, ->_< Fow, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; wing, OwO the doctow uWu way with >_> me. -NyEWISSA. And pawdon uWu me, my gentwe >_< Gwatianyo, ->_< Fow UwU that >_> same OwO scwubbed OwO boy, OwO the >w< doctow's OwO cwewk, -UwU In ^.^ wieu >_> of this, last night >_> did lie with >_> me. -:3 GWATIANyO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is >_< wike OwO the ^.^ mending >_> of :3 highways -UwU In :33 summew, xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ ways awe fair ^w^ enyough. ->_> What, awe ^-^ we ;;w;; cuckowds ewe ^-^ we ^.^ have deserv'd it? -PORTIA. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; gwosswy. You awe >w< aww amaz'd. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a :33 wettew; ;;w;; wead ^.^ it at >_> youw >_< weisuwe; -^w^ It comes ^-^ fwom >w< Padua, ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Bewwawio; -Thewe you uWu shaww find UwU that OwO Powtia ÚwÚ was OwO the doctor, -Nyewissa there xDD hew >w< cwewk. uWu Wowenzo here -:33 Shaww witness I xDD set :3 fowth as >_> soon as you, -And x3 even uWu but :3 nyow :33 wetuwn'd; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet -Enter'd my >_< house. Antonyio, you awe ^.^ wewcome; -And I ^.^ have better UwU nyews in ^.^ stowe uWu fow you ->w< Than you ;;w;; expect. ;;w;; Unseaw :3 this letter UwU soon; -Thewe you uWu shaww find three >_> of >_> youw UwU awgosies -uWu Awe richly come ^-^ to OwO hawbouw suddenly. -You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu by what ÚwÚ stwange accident -I OwO chanced uWu on :3 this letter. -x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am ;;w;; dumb. -BASSANyIO. Were you OwO the doctor, ÚwÚ and I knew you not? -:3 GWATIANyO. Were you OwO the clerk UwU that :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ make me ÚwÚ cuckowd? -NyEWISSA. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the clerk UwU that never :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do it, ->_< Unwess ^.^ he live xDD untiw ^.^ he >w< be :3 a xDD man. -BASSANyIO. ^.^ Sweet doctor, you uWu shaww >w< be my ^w^ bedfewwow; -When I x3 am absent, then lie with my wife. -x3 ANTONyIO. ^.^ Sweet >w< wady, you ^.^ have >w< given me life ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wiving; ->_< Fow here I ;;w;; wead uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that my ^-^ ships -uWu Awe OwO safewy come ^-^ to road. -PORTIA. OwO How nyow, Lorenzo! -UwU My clerk ;;w;; hath >w< some good UwU comfowts xDD too uWu fow you. -NyEWISSA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and I'll ^w^ give them him ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ fee. -Thewe ^-^ do I ^w^ give ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 Jessica, -From OwO the rich :3 Jew, :3 a speciaw deed >_> of ^-^ gift, -:33 Aftew his >_< death, >_> of >w< aww ^.^ he >_> dies ^-^ possess'd >_> of. -LORENZO. ^-^ Faiw uWu wadies, you >_> dwop mannya in OwO the uWu way -x3 Of starved :33 peopwe. -PORTIA. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ awmost morning, -And ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^w^ suwe you awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; satisfied -x3 Of ^.^ these >w< events at :33 fuww. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go ÚwÚ in, -And chawge OwO us there x3 upon xDD intew'gatowies, -And ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew >w< aww >w< things faithfuwwy. -:3 GWATIANyO. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. The ^.^ fiwst uWu intew'gatowy -:33 That my Nyewissa uWu shaww >w< be sworn uWu on ;;w;; is, -:3 Whethew ÚwÚ tiww OwO the next night ^.^ she xDD had wathew ÚwÚ stay, -Ow >w< go ^-^ to bed nyow, being two ^w^ houws ^-^ to day. -But ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 day xDD come, I shouwd ^w^ wish ^.^ it xDD dawk, -;;w;; Tiww I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ couching with OwO the >w< doctow's >w< cwewk. -Weww, >_< whiwe I live, I'll ;;w;; feaw nyo uWu othew xDD thing -^w^ So >_> sowe as UwU keeping xDD safe Nyewissa's OwO wing. >_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -:3 1601 - -OwO THE uWu MEWWY :33 WIVES >_< OF >_> WINDSOW - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF -FENTON, :3 a x3 young ^-^ gentweman ->_> SHAWWOW, :3 a ;;w;; countwy :33 justice -^w^ SWENDEW, cousin ^-^ to ^-^ Shawwow - -:3 Gentwemen >_> of Windsor -FORD -:3 PAGE -WIWWIAM ^-^ PAGE, :3 a OwO boy, :3 son ^-^ to ;;w;; Page -ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH x3 EVANS, :3 a x3 Wewsh parson -DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS, :3 a xDD Fwench physician -OwO HOST >_> of OwO the Garter Inn - -x3 Fowwowews >_> of :3 Fawstaff -BAWDOWPH +POWTIA. >_> You ^.^ knyow UwU I >_> say >_< nyothing to :3 him, fow ^.^ he :3 undewstands nyot uWu me, +nor UwU I :33 him: ^.^ he hath :3 nyeithew xDD Watin, Fwench, nor Itawian, ÚwÚ and xDD you +xDD wiww come x3 into x3 the court ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw :3 that UwU I uWu have :3 a poor xDD pennywowth +uWu in x3 the Engwish. >w< He >_> is :3 a OwO pwopew :33 man's ;;w;; pictuwe; >_> but :3 awas, who ^.^ can +convewse with :3 a :3 dumb-show? How oddly ^.^ he >_> is UwU suited! UwU I think ^.^ he +xDD bought :33 his ^w^ doubwet uWu in Italy, :33 his ;;w;; wound >_> hose uWu in >_< Fwance, :33 his :3 bonnyet +uWu in >_> Gewmany, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> behaviouw :3 evewywhewe. +OwO NyEWISSA. >_> What think xDD you of x3 the ^.^ Scottish uWu wowd, :33 his nyeighbouw? +POWTIA. :33 That ^.^ he hath :3 a ^-^ nyeighbouwwy xDD chawity uWu in :3 him, fow ^.^ he bowwowed +:3 a ^w^ box of x3 the ear of x3 the Engwishman, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd x3 pay ^.^ him +again when ^.^ he UwU was able; UwU I think x3 the OwO Fwenchman ÚwÚ became :33 his OwO suwety, +ÚwÚ and OwO seaw'd :33 undew fow anyothew. +OwO NyEWISSA. How ^.^ wike xDD you x3 the xDD young German, x3 the >w< Duke of UwU Saxony's +UwU nyephew? +POWTIA. Very uWu viwewy uWu in x3 the mownying when ^.^ he >_> is sobew; ÚwÚ and UwU most +uWu viwewy uWu in x3 the >_< aftewnyoon when ^.^ he >_> is drunk. x3 When ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ best, ^.^ he >_> is +:3 a xDD wittwe xDD wowse than :3 a ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ wowst, ^.^ he >_> is xDD wittwe +xDD bettew than :3 a beast. ^-^ An x3 the worst faww :3 that OwO evew fell, UwU I UwU hope UwU I +UwU shaww >_< make OwO shift to OwO go ^-^ without ^.^ him. +OwO NyEWISSA. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd offer to UwU choose, ÚwÚ and choose x3 the >w< wight :33 casket, +xDD you >_> shouwd refuse to x3 pewfowm x3 youw father's :33 wiww, >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd +refuse to xDD accept ^.^ him. +POWTIA. >_< Thewefowe, fow feaw of x3 the ^.^ wowst, UwU I pray uWu thee uWu set :3 a >_> deep +gwass of Whenyish winye on x3 the :33 contwawy UwU casket; fow >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw be +within ÚwÚ and :3 that ^-^ temptation without, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he xDD wiww choose :3 it. UwU I +xDD wiww UwU do anything, Nerissa, ere UwU I xDD wiww be mawwied to :3 a ;;w;; sponge. +OwO NyEWISSA. >_> You >_< nyeed nyot ;;w;; feaw, UwU wady, x3 the xDD having xDD any of these :3 wowds; +;;w;; they uWu have >_> acquainted ;;w;; me with uWu theiw determinations, which >_> is +ÚwÚ indeed to ^-^ wetuwn to uWu theiw ^.^ home, ÚwÚ and to >_> twoubwe xDD you with nyo ^.^ mowe +^.^ suit, ^w^ unwess xDD you OwO may be ^.^ won ^.^ by x3 some othew ;;w;; sowt than x3 youw father's +uWu imposition, depending on x3 the ;;w;; caskets. +POWTIA. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ wive to be >_< as ;;w;; owd >_< as >w< Sibywwa, UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die >_< as >w< chaste >_< as +OwO Dianya, ^w^ unwess UwU I be >_< obtainyed ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ mannyew of x3 my father's :33 wiww. UwU I +^w^ am uWu gwad ÚwÚ this parcel of >_> wooews OwO awe UwU so UwU weasonyabwe; fow there >_> is nyot +one ^-^ among them >_> but UwU I >_> dote on :33 his xDD vewy >_> absence, ÚwÚ and UwU I pray ^w^ God +gwant them :3 a >w< faiw departure. +OwO NyEWISSA. Do xDD you nyot UwU wemembew, UwU wady, uWu in x3 youw father's time, :3 a +Venyetian, :3 a scholar ÚwÚ and :3 a sowdiew, :3 that ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew uWu in >_< company of +x3 the ^w^ Mawquis of ^w^ Montfewwat? +POWTIA. Yes, :3 yes, >w< it UwU was ^-^ Bassanyio; >_< as UwU I >_< think, UwU so UwU was ^.^ he call'd. +OwO NyEWISSA. >_< Twue, x3 madam; xDD he, of aww x3 the ;;w;; men :3 that OwO evew x3 my >_< foowish eyes +>_> wook'd upon, UwU was x3 the best desewving :3 a >w< faiw >_> wady. +POWTIA. UwU I remember ^.^ him weww, ÚwÚ and UwU I remember ^.^ him ÚwÚ wowthy of >w< thy +;;w;; pwaise. + +Entew :3 a ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN + +How >_< nyow! >_> what nyews? +SEWVINGMAN. uWu The fouw stwangews >_> seek fow UwU you, UwU madam, to OwO take uWu theiw +:3 weave; ÚwÚ and there >_> is :3 a forerunner come from :3 a UwU fifth, x3 the Prince of +Mowocco, who >_< bwings ;;w;; wowd x3 the Prince :33 his >_< mastew xDD wiww be OwO hewe +to-night. +POWTIA. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd bid x3 the :3 fifth wewcome with UwU so ÚwÚ good >_< heawt >_< as UwU I +^.^ can bid x3 the othew fouw farewell, UwU I >_> shouwd be uWu gwad of :33 his +>_> appwoach; >_> if ^.^ he uWu have x3 the condition of :3 a ^.^ saint ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< compwexion +of :3 a deviw, UwU I xDD had rather ^.^ he >_> shouwd >_> shwive ;;w;; me than ^w^ wive x3 me. +^.^ Come, >_< Nyewissa. Siwwah, OwO go befowe. +Whiwes ^.^ we shut x3 the uWu gate ;;w;; upon one ÚwÚ wooew, anyothew ÚwÚ knyocks uWu at x3 the +UwU doow. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +>_< Venyice. ^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew ^w^ BASSANyIO With :3 SHYWOCK x3 the Jew + +OwO SHYWOCK. Thwee thousand ducats- well. +BASSANyIO. Ay, ^w^ siw, fow >w< thwee ÚwÚ months. +OwO SHYWOCK. For >w< thwee months- well. +BASSANyIO. For x3 the ^w^ which, >_< as UwU I told UwU you, Antonio UwU shaww be UwU bound. +OwO SHYWOCK. Antonio UwU shaww :33 become >_> bound- well. +BASSANyIO. ^-^ May xDD you OwO stead me? Will xDD you :3 pweasuwe me? Shall UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw +answer? +OwO SHYWOCK. Thwee thousand ;;w;; ducats fow >w< thwee ^-^ months, ÚwÚ and Antonio UwU bound. +BASSANyIO. uWu Youw answew to x3 that. +OwO SHYWOCK. Antonio >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good man. +BASSANyIO. :3 Have xDD you heard xDD any ;;w;; imputation to x3 the uWu contwawy? +OwO SHYWOCK. >w< Ho, no, no, no, ^.^ nyo; x3 my meaning uWu in :3 saying ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 man +>_> is to uWu have xDD you understand ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; sufficient; yet :33 his means +OwO awe uWu in UwU supposition: ^.^ he hath >w< an ^.^ awgosy bound to xDD Twipowis, anyothew +to x3 the >_> Indies; UwU I undewstand, ^w^ moweuvw, ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 Wiawto, ^.^ he hath :3 a +thiwd uWu at ÚwÚ Mexico, :3 a :3 fouwth fow Engwand- ÚwÚ and othew :3 ventuwes ^.^ he +:33 hath, squand'red abroad. OwO But ÚwÚ ships OwO awe >_> but ÚwÚ boawds, saiwows >_> but +ÚwÚ men; there be ;;w;; wand-wats ÚwÚ and ^-^ watew-wats, x3 watew-thieves ÚwÚ and +land-thieves- UwU I >_> mean uWu piwates; ÚwÚ and xDD then there >_> is x3 the peril of +^.^ watews, winds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wocks. uWu The x3 man ;;w;; is, >w< nyotwithstanding, +>w< sufficient. Thwee thousand ducats- UwU I think UwU I OwO may OwO take :33 his UwU bond. +BASSANyIO. ^w^ Be x3 assuw'd xDD you may. +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I xDD wiww be x3 assuw'd UwU I ;;w;; may; x3 and, :3 that UwU I OwO may be ^.^ assuwed, UwU I +xDD wiww ^.^ bethink x3 me. ^-^ May UwU I speak with Antonyio? +BASSANyIO. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to ÚwÚ dinye with >_> us. +OwO SHYWOCK. Yes, to smell powk, to eat of x3 the ^w^ habitation which x3 youw +UwU pwophet, x3 the Nyazawite, >_< conjuwed x3 the ^.^ deviw ^w^ into! UwU I xDD wiww UwU buy with +UwU you, ;;w;; seww with UwU you, tawk with UwU you, UwU wawk with UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU so +x3 fowwowing; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww nyot eat with UwU you, ÚwÚ dwink with UwU you, nor pray +with OwO you. >_> What nyews on x3 the OwO Wiawto? Who >_> is ^.^ he x3 comes hewe? + +Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO + +BASSANyIO. This >_> is :33 Signyiow Antonio. +OwO SHYWOCK. :3 [Aside] How ^.^ wike :3 a uWu fawnying pubwican ^.^ he OwO wooks! +UwU I ^-^ hate ^.^ him fow ^.^ he >_> is :3 a xDD Chwistian; +OwO But ^.^ mowe fow :3 that uWu in wow simplicity +>w< He wends x3 out monyey gratis, ÚwÚ and >_< bwings down +uWu The wate of ;;w;; usance OwO hewe with >_> us uWu in >_< Venyice. +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can catch ^.^ him >_> once ;;w;; upon x3 the hip, +UwU I xDD wiww >w< feed :33 fat x3 the UwU ancient >_< gwudge UwU I UwU beaw ^.^ him. +>w< He hates UwU ouw uWu sacwed nation; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; waiws, +Even there :3 whewe merchants UwU most UwU do congregate, +On uWu me, x3 my bargains, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu weww-won thwift, +>_< Which ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws OwO intewest. ;;w;; Cuwsed be x3 my twibe +;;w;; If UwU I :33 fowgive x3 him! +BASSANyIO. >_< Shywock, UwU do xDD you UwU heaw? +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ^w^ am UwU debating of x3 my xDD pwesent store, +^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the nyeaw guess of x3 my xDD memowy, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot instantly >w< waise x3 up x3 the gwoss +Of full >w< thwee thousand xDD ducats. >_> What of ^-^ that? +ÚwÚ Tubaw, :3 a :3 weawthy Hebrew of x3 my :33 twibe, +Will furnish x3 me. OwO But xDD soft! >w< how UwU many ^w^ months +Do xDD you desiwe? :33 [To UwU ANTONyIO] xDD West xDD you faiw, ÚwÚ good ^.^ signyiow; +uWu Youw :33 wowship UwU was x3 the >w< wast x3 man uWu in UwU ouw xDD mouths. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_< Shywock, OwO awbeit UwU I :3 nyeithew xDD wend nor :3 bowwow +^-^ By :3 taking nor ^.^ by ^.^ giving of xDD excess, +Yet, to suppwy x3 the ripe wants of x3 my fwiend, +I'll bweak :3 a custom. :33 [To BASSANIO] Is ^.^ he yet >_< possess'd +How much OwO ye would? +OwO SHYWOCK. Ay, :33 ay, >w< thwee thousand xDD ducats. +>_> ANTONyIO. xDD And fow >w< thwee ÚwÚ months. +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I xDD had forgot- >w< thwee OwO months; xDD you told ;;w;; me :3 so. +Weww >w< then, x3 youw bond; x3 and, wet ;;w;; me >_> see- >_> but hear UwU you, +OwO Methoughts xDD you uWu said xDD you :3 nyeithew xDD wend nor :3 bowwow +>_> Upon uWu advantage. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I UwU do >_< nyevew use :3 it. +OwO SHYWOCK. x3 When :3 Jacob uWu gwaz'd :33 his :33 uncwe :33 Waban's sheep- +This :3 Jacob from UwU ouw >w< howy :33 Abwam UwU was, +;;w;; As :33 his uWu wise mothew ;;w;; wwought uWu in :33 his UwU behawf, +uWu The thiwd ÚwÚ possessow; :33 ay, ^.^ he UwU was x3 the thiwd- +>_> ANTONyIO. xDD And >_> what of him? Did ^.^ he OwO take ^.^ intewest? +OwO SHYWOCK. :3 Nyo, nyot OwO take interest; >_> nyot, >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd say, +Directly int'rest; mark >_> what :3 Jacob UwU did: +x3 When >w< Waban ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf :3 wewe x3 compwomis'd +:33 That aww x3 the eanwings which :3 wewe streak'd ÚwÚ and pied +Should faww >_< as >_> Jacob's hiwe, x3 the >_> ewes, ^.^ being UwU wank, +^w^ In >w< end of ^w^ autumn turned to x3 the ^w^ wams; +xDD And when x3 the ^.^ wowk of OwO genyewation UwU was +Between these :3 woowwy x3 bweedews uWu in x3 the ;;w;; act, +uWu The >_< skiwfuw xDD shephewd :3 piww'd ;;w;; me xDD cewtain :3 wands, +^.^ And, uWu in x3 the xDD doing of x3 the ^.^ deed of ;;w;; kind, +>w< He ^.^ stuck them x3 up >w< befowe x3 the fulsome >_> ewes, +UwU Who, xDD then ^.^ conceiving, uWu did uWu in eaning time +Fall OwO pawti-cowouw'd lambs, ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 wewe ÚwÚ Jacob's. +This UwU was :3 a uWu way to thwive, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU was OwO bwest; +xDD And thrift >_> is blessing, >_> if ;;w;; men ^.^ steaw >w< it not. +>_> ANTONyIO. This UwU was :3 a :33 ventuwe, ^w^ siw, :3 that :3 Jacob sewv'd ^w^ fow; +^-^ A ^.^ thing nyot uWu in :33 his powew to ;;w;; bwing to pass, +OwO But >w< sway'd ÚwÚ and uWu fashion'd ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand of UwU heaven. +Was ÚwÚ this inserted to >_< make ÚwÚ intewest good? +:33 Ow >_> is x3 youw gowd ÚwÚ and :33 siwvew ^-^ ewes ÚwÚ and rams? +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; UwU I >_< make >w< it breed >_< as uWu fast. +OwO But ^-^ nyote uWu me, ;;w;; signyiow. +>_> ANTONyIO. :3 [Aside] >_> Mawk xDD you uWu this, ^-^ Bassanyio, +uWu The ^.^ deviw ^.^ can cite Scripture fow :33 his puwpose. +^-^ An eviw :3 souw OwO pwoducing >w< howy >_> witnyess +Is ^.^ wike :3 a viwwain with :3 a x3 smiwing OwO cheek, +^-^ A xDD goodwy apple wotten uWu at x3 the ;;w;; heawt. +>_< O, >_> what :3 a xDD goodwy uWu outside UwU fawsehood x3 hath! +OwO SHYWOCK. Thwee thousand ducats- UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wound UwU sum. +Thwee ^w^ months from twelve; xDD then wet ;;w;; me see, x3 the rate- +>_> ANTONyIO. xDD Weww, >_< Shywock, UwU shaww ^.^ we be beholding to you? +OwO SHYWOCK. :33 Signyiow Antonio, UwU many :3 a time ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft +^w^ In x3 the Wiawto xDD you uWu have :33 wated ;;w;; me +About x3 my ;;w;; monyeys ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU usances; +UwU Stiww uWu have UwU I :3 bownye >w< it with :3 a patient :33 shwug, +For suff'wance >_> is x3 the x3 badge of aww UwU ouw :3 twibe; +>_> You caww ;;w;; me misbewievew, >w< cut-thwoat dog, +xDD And spit ;;w;; upon x3 my :33 Jewish gaberdine, +xDD And aww fow use of :3 that which >_> is >_< minye own. +Weww >w< then, >w< it nyow >_> appeaws xDD you >_< nyeed x3 my UwU hewp; +Go ^.^ to, :33 then; xDD you come to uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_> say +'Shywock, ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ monyeys.' >_> You >_> say OwO so- +>_> You :3 that uWu did >_< void x3 youw rheum ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ beawd +xDD And :33 foot ;;w;; me >_< as xDD you :33 spuwn :3 a stwangew cur +Over x3 youw ^w^ thweshowd; ;;w;; monyeys >_> is x3 youw OwO suit. +>_> What >_> shouwd UwU I >_> say to you? Should UwU I nyot >_> say +>_> 'Hath :3 a dog monyey? Is >w< it OwO possibwe +^-^ A cur ^.^ can xDD wend >w< thwee thousand x3 ducats?' :33 Ow +Shall UwU I >w< bend wow x3 and, uWu in :3 a bondman's >_> key, +With bated UwU bweath ÚwÚ and whisp'wing humbleness, +x3 Say :33 this: +'Fair ^w^ siw, xDD you spit on ;;w;; me on >w< Wednyesday last, +>_> You spurn'd ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a uWu day; anyothew time +>_> You ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me xDD dog; ÚwÚ and fow these couwtesies +I'll xDD wend xDD you OwO thus much ^.^ monyeys'? +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^.^ wike to caww uWu thee UwU so OwO again, +;;w;; To spit on uWu thee OwO again, to :33 spuwn uWu thee UwU too. +;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt xDD wend ÚwÚ this monyey, xDD wend >w< it nyot +;;w;; As to >w< thy >_> fwiends- fow when uWu did ÚwÚ fwiendship OwO take +^-^ A breed fow ^-^ bawwen >_< metaw of :33 his friend?- +OwO But xDD wend >w< it rather to ^.^ thinye enyemy, +Who >_> if ^.^ he bweak xDD thou uWu mayst with xDD bettew OwO face +UwU Exact x3 the penalty. +OwO SHYWOCK. Why, wook UwU you, >w< how xDD you >_> stowm! +UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ^w^ fwiends with UwU you, ÚwÚ and uWu have x3 youw xDD wuv, +:3 Fowget x3 the UwU shames :3 that xDD you uWu have x3 stain'd ;;w;; me OwO with, +uWu Suppwy x3 youw xDD pwesent ;;w;; wants, ÚwÚ and OwO take nyo OwO doit +Of ;;w;; usance fow x3 my UwU monyeys, ÚwÚ and you'ww nyot hear x3 me. +This >_> is uWu kind UwU I UwU offew. +BASSANyIO. This :3 wewe kindness. +OwO SHYWOCK. This OwO kindnyess xDD wiww UwU I show. +Go with ;;w;; me to :3 a >w< nyotawy, UwU seaw ;;w;; me there +uWu Youw :3 singwe bond, x3 and, uWu in :3 a ^.^ mewwy sport, +;;w;; If xDD you wepay ;;w;; me nyot on xDD such :3 a ^-^ day, +^w^ In xDD such :3 a pwace, xDD such >w< sum ow uWu sums >_< as OwO awe +x3 Expwess'd uWu in x3 the ^w^ condition, wet x3 the forfeit +^w^ Be ^w^ nyominyated fow >w< an equal ;;w;; pound +Of x3 youw >w< faiw OwO fwesh, to be :3 cut x3 off ÚwÚ and :33 taken +^w^ In >_> what ÚwÚ pawt of x3 youw >w< body xDD pweaseth x3 me. +>_> ANTONyIO. Content, uWu in xDD faith; I'll UwU seaw to xDD such :3 a bond, +xDD And >_> say there >_> is much OwO kindnyess uWu in x3 the ^w^ Jew. +BASSANyIO. >_> You UwU shaww nyot UwU seaw to xDD such :3 a :3 bond fow OwO me; +I'll rather dwell uWu in x3 my ;;w;; nyecessity. +>_> ANTONyIO. Why, feaw >_> nyot, xDD man; UwU I xDD wiww nyot forfeit uWu it; +OwO Within these >w< two months- ^w^ that's :3 a >_> month >w< befowe +This :3 bond >w< expiwes- UwU I UwU do >_< expect ^-^ wetuwn +Of thrice >w< thwee times x3 the value of ÚwÚ this UwU bond. +OwO SHYWOCK. x3 O >w< fathew ^-^ Abwam, >_> what these Chwistians awe, +>_< Whose UwU own x3 hawd ÚwÚ deawings teaches them >_> suspect +uWu The >_< thoughts of others! >_> Pway UwU you, tell ;;w;; me :33 this: +;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd bweak :33 his ^-^ day, >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ gain +^-^ By x3 the xDD exaction of x3 the :33 fowfeituwe? +^-^ A ;;w;; pound of :33 man's >w< fwesh :33 taken from :3 a x3 man +Is nyot UwU so ;;w;; estimabwe, ÚwÚ pwofitabwe nyeithew, +;;w;; As >w< fwesh of muttons, beefs, ow uWu goats. UwU I say, +;;w;; To UwU buy :33 his favour, UwU I :3 extend ÚwÚ this uWu fwiendship; +;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD wiww OwO take :33 it, so; >_> if >_> nyot, uWu adieu; +^.^ And, fow x3 my xDD wuv, UwU I pray xDD you wrong ;;w;; me not. +>_> ANTONyIO. Yes, >_< Shywock, UwU I xDD wiww UwU seaw >w< unto ÚwÚ this UwU bond. +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU Then :3 meet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ fowthwith uWu at x3 the notary's; +Give ^.^ him ÚwÚ diwection fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ mewwy bond, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO go ÚwÚ and >_< puwse x3 the ;;w;; ducats stwaight, +xDD See to x3 my house, left uWu in x3 the x3 feawfuw xDD guawd +Of >w< an unthrifty ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and presently +I'll be with OwO you. +>_> ANTONyIO. Hie ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Jew. uWu Exit :3 SHYWOCK +uWu The Hebrew xDD wiww turn ^-^ Chwistian: ^.^ he gwows kind. +BASSANyIO. UwU I ^.^ wike nyot >w< faiw terms ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> viwwain's :33 mind. +>_> ANTONyIO. :3 Come xDD on; uWu in ÚwÚ this there ^.^ can be nyo ^-^ dismay; +OwO My ÚwÚ ships come ^.^ home :3 a >_> month >w< befowe x3 the x3 day. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Belmont. POWTIA'S ;;w;; house + +Flourish of cownyets. Entew x3 the PWINCE of MOWOCCO, :3 a OwO tawny Moor aww uWu in >_< white, +ÚwÚ and >w< thwee ow fouw x3 FOWWOWEWS accordingly, with PORTIA, UwU NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and twain + +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF >_> Mowocco. UwU Miswike ;;w;; me nyot fow x3 my ÚwÚ compwexion, +uWu The ÚwÚ shadowed :33 wivewy of x3 the buwnyish'd sun, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >w< nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ and nyeaw bred. +Bring ;;w;; me x3 the >_> faiwest creature nyowthwawd born, +Whewe x3 Phoebus' fire scawce OwO thaws x3 the x3 icicwes, +xDD And wet >_> us >_< make ^-^ incision fow x3 youw wuv +;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv x3 whose :3 bwood >_> is UwU weddest, :33 his ow ^w^ minye. +UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, UwU wady, ÚwÚ this uWu aspect of >_< minye +>_< Hath feaw'd x3 the valiant; ^.^ by x3 my xDD wuv, UwU I >_< sweaw +uWu The ;;w;; best-wegawded viwgins of UwU ouw >w< cwime +:3 Have :3 wov'd >w< it UwU too. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot change ÚwÚ this >_< hue, +UwU Except to ^.^ steaw x3 youw thoughts, x3 my ^-^ gentwe >w< queen. +POWTIA. ^w^ In terms of UwU choice UwU I ^w^ am nyot solely x3 wed +^-^ By UwU nyice ÚwÚ diwection of :3 a maiden's eyes; +:33 Besides, x3 the x3 wott'wy of x3 my ^.^ destiny +Bars ;;w;; me x3 the >w< wight of ;;w;; vowuntawy ^w^ choosing. +But, >_> if x3 my >w< fathew xDD had nyot >_> scanted uWu me, +xDD And ÚwÚ hedg'd ;;w;; me ^.^ by :33 his wit to yield mysewf +ÚwÚ His >w< wife who ^w^ wins ;;w;; me ^.^ by :3 that means UwU I told UwU you, +>_< Youwsewf, uWu wenyownyed >_< Pwince, xDD then :33 stood >_< as >w< faiw +;;w;; As xDD any ÚwÚ comew UwU I uWu have >_> wook'd on yet +For x3 my OwO affection. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. Even fow :3 that UwU I >_> thank OwO you. +>_< Thewefowe, UwU I pray UwU you, lead ;;w;; me to x3 the :3 caskets +;;w;; To >_> twy x3 my xDD fowtunye. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ;;w;; scimitaw, +:33 That >_< swew x3 the xDD Sophy ÚwÚ and :3 a Persian >_< pwince, +:33 That ^.^ won >w< thwee fields of Suwtan Sowyman, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ o'ewstawe x3 the stewnyest eyes :3 that look, +>_< Outbwave x3 the >_< heawt UwU most daring on x3 the earth, +Pluck x3 the xDD young x3 sucking ^.^ cubs from x3 the she-bear, +Yea, ÚwÚ mock x3 the wion when xDD 'a roars fow ^.^ pwey, +;;w;; To x3 win ÚwÚ thee, >_> wady. But, alas x3 the whiwe! +;;w;; If Hercules ÚwÚ and Lichas :33 pway uWu at :3 dice +>_< Which >_> is x3 the xDD bettew ^w^ man, x3 the :33 gweatew ^-^ thwow +^-^ May turn ^.^ by :3 fowtunye from x3 the weaker UwU band. +^w^ So >_> is x3 Awcides beaten ^.^ by :33 his ^-^ page; +xDD And UwU so OwO may I, ^w^ bwind :33 Fowtunye weading uWu me, +:33 Miss :3 that which one >_< unwowthiew OwO may :3 attain, +xDD And ^-^ die with :33 gwieving. +POWTIA. >_> You ^w^ must OwO take x3 youw chance, +xDD And xDD eithew nyot x3 attempt to choose uWu at all, +:33 Ow >_< sweaw >w< befowe xDD you UwU choose, >_> if xDD you choose wwong, +xDD Nyevew to speak to uWu wady >w< aftewwawd +^w^ In uWu way of mawwiage; >_< thewefowe be ^w^ advis'd. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. x3 Nyow xDD wiww x3 nyot; come, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me >w< unto x3 my >w< chance. +POWTIA. ^.^ Fiwst, forward to x3 the temple. >w< Aftew dinner +uWu Youw >_< hazawd UwU shaww be >_> made. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. ^-^ Good :3 fowtunye >w< then, +;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me bwest ow x3 cuwsed'st ^-^ among :3 men! +OwO [Cownyets, ÚwÚ and >w< exeunt] + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +>_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT xDD GOBBO + +:33 WAUNCEWOT. UwU Cewtainwy x3 my >_> conscience xDD wiww serve ;;w;; me to >w< wun from ÚwÚ this +Jew x3 my master. uWu The >_< fiend >_> is uWu at >_< minye OwO ewbow ÚwÚ and tempts uWu me, :3 saying +to ;;w;; me 'Gobbo, OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Wauncewot' ow OwO 'good :33 Gobbo' ow +OwO 'good OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, use x3 youw ^.^ wegs, OwO take x3 the :33 stawt, >w< wun away.' +OwO My >_> conscience ;;w;; says >_< 'Nyo; OwO take ^-^ heed, xDD honyest Launcelot, OwO take ^-^ heed, +xDD honyest :33 Gobbo' or, >_< as :3 afowesaid, 'honyest OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, UwU do nyot +run; ^w^ scown wunnying with >w< thy UwU heews.' xDD Weww, x3 the UwU most xDD couwageous +>_< fiend UwU bids ;;w;; me ;;w;; pack. >_> 'Via!' ;;w;; says x3 the fiend; xDD 'away!' ;;w;; says x3 the +xDD fiend. ^w^ 'Fow x3 the >w< heavens, wouse x3 up :3 a >_< bwave mind' ;;w;; says x3 the >_< fiend +OwO 'and ^w^ wun.' xDD Weww, x3 my OwO conscience, >_< hanging about x3 the x3 nyeck of x3 my +uWu heawt, ;;w;; says xDD vewy wisely to ;;w;; me >w< 'My xDD honyest :33 fwiend Launcelot, ^.^ being +>w< an xDD honyest :33 man's OwO son' ow rather 'an xDD honyest xDD woman's xDD son'; fow +ÚwÚ indeed x3 my >w< fathew uWu did ^-^ something ^.^ smack, ^-^ something gwow ^.^ to, ^.^ he xDD had :3 a +uWu kind of taste- weww, x3 my >_> conscience ;;w;; says 'Launcelot, :3 budge ^-^ nyot.' +'Budge,' ;;w;; says x3 the xDD fiend. OwO 'Budge not,' ;;w;; says x3 my ^w^ conscience. +^w^ 'Conscience,' >_> say I, ÚwÚ (you counsel :3 weww.' 'Fiend,' >_> say I, >w< 'you +counsel :3 weww.' ;;w;; To be wuw'd ^.^ by x3 my OwO conscience, UwU I >_> shouwd xDD stay with +x3 the Jew x3 my ^.^ mastew, >w< who- ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 the mawk!- >_> is :3 a uWu kind of >_< deviw; +x3 and, to >w< wun OwO away from x3 the x3 Jew, UwU I >_> shouwd be ^.^ wuwed ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ fiend, +>w< who- OwO saving x3 youw ^.^ wevewence!- >_> is x3 the ^.^ deviw himself. UwU Cewtainwy x3 the +Jew >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ deviw incarnation; x3 and, uWu in x3 my OwO conscience, x3 my +>_> conscience >_> is >_> but :3 a uWu kind of x3 hawd >_> conscience to offer to counsel +;;w;; me to xDD stay with x3 the ^w^ Jew. uWu The >_< fiend ;;w;; gives x3 the ^.^ mowe xDD fwiendwy +:3 counsew. UwU I xDD wiww uWu wun, fiend; x3 my heels OwO awe uWu at x3 youw :3 commandment; UwU I +xDD wiww wun. + +Entew OLD OwO GOBBO, with :3 a ;;w;; basket + +>w< GOBBO. >_< Mastew xDD young ^w^ man, UwU you, UwU I pray UwU you, which >_> is x3 the uWu way to +>_< mastew uWu Jew's? +:33 WAUNCEWOT. :3 [Aside] x3 O OwO heavens! This >_> is x3 my twue-begotten ÚwÚ fathew, +who, ^.^ being ^.^ mowe than ^w^ sand-bwind, high-gwavew ÚwÚ bwind, xDD knyows ;;w;; me not. +UwU I xDD wiww >_> twy confusions with ^.^ him. +>w< GOBBO. >_< Mastew xDD young gentweman, UwU I pray UwU you, which >_> is x3 the uWu way to +>_< mastew uWu Jew's? +:33 WAUNCEWOT. Tuwn x3 up on x3 youw >w< wight uWu hand uWu at x3 the :3 nyext ÚwÚ tuwnying, but, uWu at +x3 the :3 nyext ;;w;; tuwnying of all, on x3 youw :33 weft; marry, uWu at x3 the xDD vewy :3 nyext +ÚwÚ tuwnying, turn of nyo uWu hand, >_> but turn down indirectly to x3 the xDD Jew's +ÚwÚ house. +>w< GOBBO. ^w^ Be >_> God's UwU sonties, 'twill be :3 a x3 hawd uWu way to ^w^ hit! UwU Can xDD you tell +;;w;; me >w< whethew one Launcelot, :3 that dwells with :3 him, dwell with ^.^ him ow +no? +:33 WAUNCEWOT. Talk xDD you of xDD young >_< Mastew Launcelot? :3 [Aside] >_> Mawk ;;w;; me +>_< nyow; nyow xDD wiww UwU I >w< waise x3 the UwU watews.- Talk xDD you of xDD young >_< Mastew +Launcelot? +>w< GOBBO. No ^.^ mastew, ^w^ siw, >_> but :3 a poor :33 man's son; :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ though UwU I +ÚwÚ say't, >_> is >w< an xDD honyest :33 exceeding poor ^w^ man, x3 and, ^w^ God be uWu thanked, weww +to wive. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. xDD Weww, wet :33 his >w< fathew be >_> what xDD 'a :33 wiww, ^.^ we tawk of xDD young +>_< Mastew ;;w;; Wauncewot. +>w< GOBBO. uWu Youw ^w^ wowship's fwiend, ÚwÚ and Launcelot, sir. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. OwO But UwU I pray UwU you, ergo, ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, ergo, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, tawk +xDD you of xDD young >_< Mastew Launcelot? +>w< GOBBO. Of Launcelot, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw mastership. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^.^ Ewgo, >_< Mastew ;;w;; Wauncewot. Talk nyot of >_< Mastew Launcelot, +father; fow x3 the xDD young gentweman, accowding to :33 Fates ÚwÚ and Destinies +ÚwÚ and xDD such >w< odd sayings, x3 the Sistews Thwee ÚwÚ and xDD such ^-^ bwanches of +^w^ weawnying, >_> is ÚwÚ indeed ^-^ deceased; or, >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> say uWu in uWu pwain +^w^ tewms, >_> gonye to UwU heaven. +>w< GOBBO. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ God fowbid! uWu The ;;w;; boy UwU was x3 the xDD vewy uWu staff of x3 my age, x3 my +xDD vewy ^w^ pwop. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. Do UwU I wook ^.^ wike :3 a cudgel ow :3 a >_< huvw-post, :3 a uWu staff ow :3 a +prop? Do xDD you ^.^ knyow uWu me, father? +>w< GOBBO. Alack x3 the ^-^ day, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you >_> nyot, xDD young gentleman; >_> but UwU I pray +xDD you tell uWu me, >_> is x3 my ^w^ boy- ^w^ God xDD west :33 his :3 souw!- ^.^ awive ow dead? +:33 WAUNCEWOT. Do xDD you nyot ^.^ knyow uWu me, father? +>w< GOBBO. xDD Awack, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ sand-bwind; UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you not. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. Nyay, :33 indeed, >_> if xDD you xDD had x3 youw ^w^ eyes, xDD you ^w^ might fail of x3 the +x3 knyowing ;;w;; me: >w< it >_> is :3 a uWu wise >w< fathew :3 that xDD knyows :33 his UwU own :33 chiwd. xDD Weww, +;;w;; owd ^w^ man, UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you nyews of x3 youw OwO son. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw ;;w;; bwessing; +uWu twuth xDD wiww come to >_> wight; murder ;;w;; cannyot be >_< hid xDD wong; :3 a :33 man's >_< son +may, >_> but uWu in x3 the >w< end uWu twuth xDD wiww OwO out. +>w< GOBBO. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, stand xDD up; UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you OwO awe nyot OwO Wauncewot x3 my +uWu boy. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. >_> Pway UwU you, >_> wet's uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; foowing about :33 it, >_> but UwU give +;;w;; me x3 youw ;;w;; bwessing; UwU I ^w^ am Launcelot, x3 youw ;;w;; boy :3 that UwU was, x3 youw >_< son +:3 that ;;w;; is, x3 youw chiwd :3 that UwU shaww >w< be. +>w< GOBBO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think xDD you OwO awe x3 my OwO son. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what UwU I UwU shaww think of :33 that; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am +Launcelot, x3 the xDD Jew's ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >_> Mawgewy x3 youw >w< wife >_> is x3 my +x3 mothew. +>w< GOBBO. :3 Hew xDD nyame >_> is Mawgewy, indeed. I'll be sworn, >_> if xDD thou be +Launcelot, xDD thou awt >_< minye UwU own >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and blood. Lord wowshipp'd +^w^ might ^.^ he be, >_> what :3 a ^w^ beawd x3 hast xDD thou got! ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^w^ got ^.^ mowe >_< haiw +on >w< thy ^w^ chin than ÚwÚ Dobbin x3 my fill-horse >_> has on :33 his taiw. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^.^ It >_> shouwd ;;w;; seem, >w< then, :3 that Dobbin's :33 taiw gwows :3 backwawd; +UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ mowe >_< haiw of :33 his :33 taiw than UwU I uWu have of x3 my OwO face +when UwU I >w< wast saw ^.^ him. +>w< GOBBO. Wowd, >w< how awt xDD thou >_< chang'd! How dost xDD thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< mastew +x3 agwee? UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ him :3 a :33 pwesent. How 'gree xDD you ^.^ nyow? +:33 WAUNCEWOT. xDD Weww, well; but, fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, >_< as UwU I uWu have uWu set x3 up x3 my +xDD west to >w< wun away, UwU so UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD west >w< tiww UwU I uWu have >w< wun x3 some :33 gwound. +OwO My xDD mastew's :3 a xDD vewy ^w^ Jew. Give ^.^ him :3 a present! Give ^.^ him :3 a OwO hawtew. UwU I +^w^ am famish'd uWu in :33 his ^w^ sewvice; xDD you OwO may tell every finger UwU I uWu have with +x3 my UwU wibs. :3 Fathew, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad xDD you OwO awe >_< come; UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD pwesent to +one >_< Mastew ^-^ Bassanyio, who ÚwÚ indeed ;;w;; gives OwO wawe x3 nyew liveries; >_> if UwU I +serve nyot :3 him, UwU I xDD wiww >w< wun >_< as uWu faw >_< as ^w^ God >_> has xDD any :33 gwound. x3 O OwO wawe +fortune! :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the man. ;;w;; To :3 him, ÚwÚ fathew, fow UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 Jew, >_> if UwU I +serve x3 the Jew xDD any wongew. + +Entew OwO BASSANyIO, with WEONyAWDO, with :3 a FOWWOWEW ow >w< two + +BASSANyIO. >_> You OwO may UwU do so; >_> but wet >w< it be UwU so xDD hasted :3 that OwO suppew be +ready uWu at x3 the ^-^ fawthest ^.^ by five of x3 the ^.^ cwock. xDD See these x3 wettews +dewivewed, put x3 the >_< wivewies to >_> making, ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe Gwatianyo to +come :3 anyon to x3 my ÚwÚ wodging. uWu Exit :3 a SEWVANT +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ;;w;; To :3 him, :33 fathew. +>w< GOBBO. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 youw wowship! +BASSANyIO. xDD Gwamewcy; wouldst xDD thou ^.^ aught with me? +>w< GOBBO. >_> Hewe's x3 my x3 son, ^w^ siw, :3 a poor ^w^ boy- +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a poor ^-^ boy, ^w^ siw, >_> but x3 the rich xDD Jew's ^w^ man, :3 that :3 wouwd, +^w^ siw, >_< as x3 my >w< fathew UwU shaww specify- +>w< GOBBO. >w< He hath :3 a great ^-^ infection, ^w^ siw, >_< as one ^.^ wouwd say, to sewve- +:33 WAUNCEWOT. :33 Indeed x3 the showt ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ wong ;;w;; is, UwU I serve x3 the x3 Jew, ÚwÚ and +uWu have :3 a >_> desiwe, >_< as x3 my >w< fathew UwU shaww specify- +>w< GOBBO. ÚwÚ His >_< mastew ÚwÚ and xDD he, OwO saving x3 youw ^w^ wowship's xDD wevewence, OwO awe +scawce catew-cousins- +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ;;w;; To be ^-^ bwief, x3 the xDD vewy uWu twuth >_> is :3 that x3 the x3 Jew, xDD having donye +;;w;; me wwong, xDD doth cause uWu me, >_< as x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ being UwU I UwU hope >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, +UwU shaww x3 fwutify >w< unto :3 you- +>w< GOBBO. UwU I uWu have OwO hewe :3 a ^w^ dish of doves :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd bestow ;;w;; upon x3 youw +wowship; ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> suit is- +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^w^ In xDD vewy ^-^ bwief, x3 the >_> suit >_> is ÚwÚ impewtinyent to myself, >_< as +x3 youw :33 wowship UwU shaww ^.^ knyow ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD honyest ;;w;; owd xDD man; x3 and, ^w^ though UwU I >_> say +:33 it, ^w^ though ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, yet poor ^w^ man, x3 my :33 fathew. +BASSANyIO. x3 Onye speak fow xDD both. >_> What ^.^ wouwd you? +:33 WAUNCEWOT. >w< Sewve UwU you, sir. +>w< GOBBO. :33 That >_> is x3 the xDD vewy OwO defect of x3 the >w< mattew, sir. +BASSANyIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee well; xDD thou x3 hast UwU obtain'd >w< thy OwO suit. +:33 Shywock >w< thy >_< mastew ^-^ spoke with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, +xDD And hath pwefeww'd ÚwÚ thee, >_> if >w< it be pwefewment +;;w;; To OwO weave :3 a rich xDD Jew's OwO sewvice to :33 become +uWu The follower of UwU so poor :3 a :3 gentweman. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. uWu The ;;w;; owd pwuvwb >_> is xDD vewy weww pawted ^-^ between x3 my >_< mastew +:33 Shywock ÚwÚ and UwU you, :33 siw: xDD you uWu have x3 the xDD gwace of :33 God, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he hath +enyough. +BASSANyIO. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st >w< it well. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ fathew, with >w< thy OwO son. +^.^ Take OwO weave of >w< thy ;;w;; owd ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ inquiwe +OwO My ;;w;; wodging OwO out. :33 [To :3 a >_> SEWVANT] Give ^.^ him :3 a :33 wivewy +uWu Mowe guawded than :33 his fewwows'; >_> see >w< it ^-^ donye. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. :3 Fathew, ^.^ in. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot get :3 a sewvice, no! UwU I uWu have ^w^ nye'ew :3 a +>_> tongue uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ head! ;;w;; [Wooking on :33 his pawm] ^-^ Weww; >_> if xDD any x3 man uWu in +Italy uWu have :3 a fairer tabwe which xDD doth offer to >_< sweaw ;;w;; upon :3 a ;;w;; book- UwU I +UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ good xDD fowtunye. Go ^.^ to, hewe's :3 a :33 simpwe winye of :33 wife; +hewe's :3 a UwU smaww xDD twifwe of wives; :3 awas, >_< fifteen ;;w;; wives >_> is uWu nyothing; +>_> a'weven widows ÚwÚ and >w< nyinye ^w^ maids >_> is :3 a :33 simpwe :33 coming-in fow one man. +xDD And xDD then to ;;w;; scape :3 dwownying ÚwÚ thwice, ÚwÚ and to be uWu in peril of x3 my >w< wife +with x3 the UwU edge of :3 a x3 feathew-bed-hewe OwO awe :33 simpwe ;;w;; scapes. xDD Weww, >_> if +:33 Fowtunye be :3 a ^w^ woman, ^w^ she's :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO wench fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ geaw. :3 Fathew, +>_< come; I'll OwO take x3 my OwO weave of x3 the Jew uWu in x3 the twinkwing. +Exeunt ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ and OLD xDD GOBBO +BASSANyIO. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good :33 Weonyawdo, think on UwU this. +;;w;; These ^.^ things ^.^ being xDD bought ÚwÚ and ^w^ owdewwy bestowed, +Return uWu in xDD haste, fow UwU I UwU do >_> feast ^.^ to-nyight +OwO My best esteem'd x3 acquaintance; hie ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ go. +WEONyAWDO. OwO My best endeavouws UwU shaww be donye OwO hewein. + +Entew GRATIANO + +GRATIANO. :3 Whewe's x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? +WEONyAWDO. xDD Yondew, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he wawks. uWu Exit +GRATIANO. :33 Signyiow ^.^ Bassanyio! +BASSANyIO. :33 Gwatianyo! +GRATIANO. UwU I uWu have >_> suit to OwO you. +BASSANyIO. >_> You uWu have UwU obtain'd :3 it. +GRATIANO. >_> You ^w^ must nyot UwU deny ;;w;; me: UwU I ^w^ must OwO go with xDD you to Belmont. +BASSANyIO. Why, xDD then xDD you must. OwO But hear ÚwÚ thee, x3 Gwatianyo: +^.^ Thou awt ^w^ too ^w^ wiwd, ^w^ too OwO wude, ÚwÚ and bold of :3 voice- +OwO Pawts :3 that :33 become uWu thee happily UwU enyough, +xDD And uWu in xDD such eyes >_< as ouws appeaw nyot fauwts; +OwO But :3 whewe xDD thou awt nyot ^-^ knyown, >w< why there ;;w;; they x3 show +xDD Something ^w^ too ^w^ wibewaw. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, OwO take :33 pain +;;w;; To allay with x3 some UwU cowd ^.^ dwops of ÚwÚ modesty +x3 Thy ^.^ skipping uWu spiwit; xDD west ^w^ thwough >w< thy >w< wiwd >_> behaviouw +UwU I be UwU misconst'wed uWu in x3 the :33 pwace UwU I OwO go to +xDD And wose x3 my :33 hopes. +GRATIANO. :33 Signyiow ^-^ Bassanyio, hear ;;w;; me: +;;w;; If UwU I UwU do nyot put on :3 a sober habit, +Talk with wespect, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw >_> but nyow ÚwÚ and >w< then, +:3 Weaw ^-^ pwayew-books uWu in x3 my pocket, wook ;;w;; demuwewy, +Nyay >_> mowe, OwO whiwe xDD gwace >_> is :3 saying :3 hood >_< minye eyes +^-^ Thus with x3 my hat, ÚwÚ and uWu sigh, ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< amen, +^w^ Use aww x3 the observance of uWu civiwity +Wike one weww xDD studied uWu in :3 a >_> sad >_> ostent +;;w;; To uWu pwease :33 his ^.^ gwandam, >_< nyevew :33 twust ;;w;; me more. +BASSANyIO. xDD Weww, ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> see x3 youw beawing. +GRATIANO. Nyay, >_> but UwU I ^-^ baw to-nyight; xDD you UwU shaww nyot gauge ;;w;; me +^-^ By >_> what ^.^ we UwU do to-night. +BASSANyIO. :3 Nyo, :3 that :3 wewe pity; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd entweat xDD you rather to put on +uWu Youw boldest >_> suit of :33 miwth, fow ^.^ we uWu have ^w^ fwiends +:33 That OwO puwpose :33 mewwiment. OwO But ^-^ fawe xDD you well; +UwU I uWu have x3 some business. +GRATIANO. xDD And UwU I ^w^ must to Lorenzo ÚwÚ and x3 the rest; +OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 visit xDD you uWu at supper-time. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +>_< Venyice. SHYWOCK'S ;;w;; house + +Entew JESSICA ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAUNCEWOT + +JESSICA. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy xDD thou wiwt OwO weave x3 my >w< fathew :3 so. +Our ;;w;; house >_> is heww; ÚwÚ and UwU thou, :3 a ^.^ mewwy deviw, +;;w;; Didst rob >w< it of x3 some >_> taste of tediousnyess. +OwO But ^-^ fawe uWu thee well; there >_> is :3 a ;;w;; ducat fow ÚwÚ thee; +^.^ And, Launcelot, >w< soon uWu at OwO suppew shalt xDD thou >_> see +ÚwÚ Wowenzo, who >_> is >w< thy x3 nyew xDD mastew's :33 guest. +Give ^.^ him ÚwÚ this wettew; UwU do >w< it secretly. +xDD And UwU so farewell. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have x3 my >w< fathew +xDD See ;;w;; me uWu in tawk with thee. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ÚwÚ Adieu! tears exhibit x3 my :33 tongue. :3 Most >_> beautifuw :33 pagan, +UwU most x3 sweet >_< Jew! ;;w;; If :3 a Christian UwU do nyot :33 pway x3 the x3 knyave ÚwÚ and get +ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ^w^ am much uWu deceived. But, ^w^ adieu! these >_< foowish ^.^ dwops UwU do +^-^ something x3 dwown x3 my xDD manwy uWu spiwit; ^w^ adieu! +JESSICA. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Wauncewot. uWu Exit ^.^ WAUNCEWOT +xDD Awack, >_> what ;;w;; heinyous x3 sin >_> is >w< it uWu in ;;w;; me +;;w;; To be >w< asham'd to be x3 my father's >_> chiwd! +OwO But ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am :3 a daughter to :33 his bwood, +UwU I ^w^ am nyot to :33 his mannyews. x3 O ÚwÚ Wowenzo, +;;w;; If xDD thou >_< keep ;;w;; pwomise, UwU I UwU shaww >w< end ÚwÚ this OwO stwife, +Become :3 a Christian ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< woving x3 wife. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +>_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew GRATIANO, >_< WOWENZO, SAWEWIO, ÚwÚ and SOLANIO + +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Nyay, ^.^ we xDD wiww swink OwO away uWu in ^-^ suppewtime, +:3 Disguise >_> us uWu at x3 my :33 wodging, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn +All uWu in >w< an hour. +GRATIANO. We uWu have nyot UwU made ÚwÚ good >_> pwepawation. +SALERIO. We uWu have nyot ^-^ spoke >_> us yet of towch-beawews. +SOWANyIO. 'Tis ^w^ viwe, ^w^ unwess >w< it OwO may be x3 quaintwy owdewed; +xDD And xDD bettew uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind nyot undewtook. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. 'Tis nyow >_> but fouw o'clock; ^.^ we uWu have >w< two >_> houws +;;w;; To furnish >_> us. + +Entew UwU WAUNCEWOT, With :3 a >_> wettew + +>_> Fwiend Launcelot, UwU what's x3 the nyews? +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ An >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease xDD you to bweak x3 up uWu this, >w< it UwU shaww xDD seem +to signify. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD hand; uWu in ^w^ faith, UwU 'tis :3 a >w< faiw uWu hand, +xDD And whiter than x3 the paper >w< it ^-^ wwit on +Is x3 the >w< faiw uWu hand :3 that >w< wwit. +GRATIANO. UwU Wuv-nyews, uWu in >_< faith! +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, sir. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. x3 Whithew ^.^ goest thou? +:33 WAUNCEWOT. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, to bid x3 my ;;w;; owd ^.^ mastew, x3 the x3 Jew, to UwU sup +^.^ to-nyight with x3 my x3 nyew ^.^ mastew, x3 the >_> Chwistian. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU Howd, UwU hewe, OwO take UwU this. Teww ^-^ gentwe >_< Jessica +UwU I xDD wiww nyot fail >w< hew; speak >w< it >_> pwivatewy. +^w^ Go, xDD gentwemen, uWu Exit ^.^ WAUNCEWOT +Will xDD you >_> pwepawe xDD you fow ÚwÚ this masque :3 to-nyight? +UwU I ^w^ am x3 pwovided of :3 a torch-bearer. +SALERIO. Ay, marry, I'll be >_> gonye about >w< it stwaight. +SOWANyIO. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ Meet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and Gwatianyo +At ^.^ Gwatianyo's ;;w;; wodging x3 some >_> houw x3 hence. +SALERIO. 'Tis ÚwÚ good ^.^ we UwU do :3 so. Exeunt SALERIO ÚwÚ and SOLANIO +GRATIANO. Was nyot :3 that >_> wettew from >w< faiw >_> Jessica? +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds tell uWu thee all. :33 She hath ^-^ diwected +How UwU I UwU shaww OwO take her from her father's ^.^ house; +>_> What gowd ÚwÚ and :3 jewews ^.^ she >_> is OwO fuwnyish'd x3 with; +>_> What UwU page's >_> suit ^.^ she hath uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. +;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew x3 the Jew her >w< fathew come to ^.^ heaven, +^.^ It xDD wiww be fow :33 his ^-^ gentwe ^w^ daughtew's >_< sake; +xDD And >_< nyevew dawe OwO misfowtunye OwO cwoss her xDD foot, +OwO Unwess ^.^ she UwU do >w< it :33 undew ÚwÚ this excuse, +:33 That ^.^ she >_> is x3 issue to :3 a faithless ^w^ Jew. +^.^ Come, OwO go with uWu me, OwO pewuse ÚwÚ this >_< as xDD thou ^w^ goest; +Faiw >_< Jessica UwU shaww be x3 my torch-bearer. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +>_< Venyice. ^.^ Befowe SHYWOCK'S ;;w;; house + +Entew :3 SHYWOCK ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAUNCEWOT + +OwO SHYWOCK. xDD Weww, xDD thou shalt see; >w< thy eyes UwU shaww be >w< thy ^w^ judge, +uWu The ^.^ diffewence of ;;w;; owd :33 Shywock ÚwÚ and ^-^ Bassanyio.- +What, ;;w;; Jessica!- ^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^-^ gowmandize +;;w;; As xDD thou x3 hast donye with me- What, ;;w;; Jessica!- +xDD And :33 sweep ÚwÚ and snyowe, ÚwÚ and rend apparel :3 out- +Why, UwU Jessica, UwU I ;;w;; say! +:33 WAUNCEWOT. Why, uWu Jessica! +OwO SHYWOCK. Who UwU bids uWu thee caww? UwU I UwU do nyot bid uWu thee :33 caww. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. uWu Youw :33 wowship UwU was UwU wont to tell ;;w;; me UwU I couwd UwU do >_< nyothing +^-^ without xDD bidding. + +Entew JESSICA + +JESSICA. ;;w;; Caww you? >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ^w^ am bid fowth to :3 suppew, Jessica; +>_> Thewe OwO awe x3 my xDD keys. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd UwU I >w< go? +UwU I ^w^ am nyot bid fow love; ;;w;; they flatter OwO me; +OwO But yet I'll OwO go uWu in hate, to >w< feed ;;w;; upon +uWu The prodigal >_> Chwistian. UwU Jessica, x3 my OwO giww, +Wook to x3 my ÚwÚ house. UwU I ^w^ am >w< wight loath to go; +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 some :33 iww a-bwewing uWu towawds x3 my ^-^ west, +For UwU I uWu did dweam of uWu monyey-bags to-night. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, go; x3 my xDD young >_< mastew xDD doth >_< expect x3 youw +uWu wepwoach. +OwO SHYWOCK. ^w^ So UwU do UwU I ÚwÚ his. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have UwU conspiwed together; UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> say xDD you +UwU shaww >_> see :3 a masque, >_> but >_> if xDD you UwU do, xDD then >w< it UwU was nyot fow >_< nyothing +:3 that x3 my x3 nyose UwU feww ;;w;; a-bweeding on ;;w;; Bwack OwO Monday >w< wast uWu at six UwU o'cwock +:33 i' x3 th' UwU mownying, falling x3 out :3 that xDD yeaw on Ash >w< Wednyesday UwU was fouw +>w< yeaw, uWu in x3 th' aftewnyoon. +OwO SHYWOCK. What, OwO awe there OwO masques? >w< Heaw xDD you uWu me, Jessica: +:3 Wock x3 up x3 my doows, ÚwÚ and when xDD you hear x3 the dwum, +xDD And x3 the ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ squeawing of x3 the OwO wwy-nyeck'd ^.^ fife, +UwU Cwambew nyot xDD you x3 up to x3 the >w< casements >w< then, +x3 Nyow thwust x3 youw >_> head x3 into x3 the public :3 stweet +;;w;; To ÚwÚ gaze on Christian foows with vawnyish'd ^w^ faces; +OwO But ÚwÚ stop x3 my >_> house's eaws- UwU I >_> mean x3 my >_> casements; +Let nyot x3 the >_> sound of shallow :3 fopp'wy enter +OwO My sober ÚwÚ house. ^-^ By >_> Jacob's staff, UwU I >_< sweaw +UwU I uWu have nyo ^-^ mind of x3 feasting fowth to-nyight; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. Go xDD you >w< befowe uWu me, siwwah; +x3 Say UwU I xDD wiww x3 come. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go x3 befowe, sir. Mistwess, wook x3 out uWu at window fow +aww UwU this. +>_> Thewe xDD wiww come :3 a Christian ^.^ by +Will be ^.^ wowth :3 a Jewess' :33 eye. uWu Exit +OwO SHYWOCK. >_> What ;;w;; says :3 that >w< foow of ^w^ Hagaw's offspwing, ^.^ ha? +JESSICA. ÚwÚ His wowds :3 wewe ^w^ 'Faweweww, x3 mistwess'; >_< nyothing ewse. +OwO SHYWOCK. uWu The patch >_> is uWu kind UwU enyough, >_> but :3 a >_> huge >_< feedew, +Snail-slow uWu in >w< pwofit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he sweeps ^.^ by day +uWu Mowe than x3 the >_> wiwd-cat; :33 dwonyes x3 hive nyot with uWu me, +Therefore UwU I ÚwÚ pawt with him; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pawt with ^.^ him +;;w;; To one :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him OwO hewp to uWu waste +ÚwÚ His bowwowed purse. xDD Weww, UwU Jessica, OwO go UwU in; +:3 Pewhaps UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn immediately. +Do >_< as UwU I bid UwU you, shut x3 doows ÚwÚ aftew OwO you. +xDD Fast OwO bind, ÚwÚ fast >_> find- +^-^ A pwuvwb >_< nyevew ÚwÚ stawe uWu in :33 thwifty :33 mind. uWu Exit +JESSICA. Farewell; ÚwÚ and >_> if x3 my :3 fowtunye be nyot OwO cwost, +UwU I uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ fathew, xDD you :3 a ^w^ daughtew, :3 wost. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +>_< Venyice. ^.^ Befowe SHYWOCK'S ;;w;; house + +Entew x3 the UwU maskews, GRATIANO ÚwÚ and SALERIO + +GRATIANO. This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; pent-house :33 undew which Lorenzo +Desired >_> us to >_< make ^.^ stand. +SALERIO. ÚwÚ His >_> houw >_> is almost past. +GRATIANO. xDD And >w< it >_> is :3 mawvew ^.^ he out-dwells :33 his ^-^ houw, +For ^w^ wuvws OwO evew >w< wun >w< befowe x3 the ^.^ cwock. +SALERIO. >_< O, ;;w;; ten times fastew ^-^ Venyus' ÚwÚ pigeons fwy +;;w;; To UwU seaw love's xDD bonds x3 nyew UwU made than ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU wont +;;w;; To >_< keep :3 obwiged :33 faith unfowfeited! +GRATIANO. :33 That OwO evew holds: who riseth from :3 a >_> feast +With :3 that >_> keen xDD appetite :3 that ^.^ he >_> sits down? +Whewe >_> is x3 the UwU howse :3 that xDD doth ^w^ untwead again +ÚwÚ His tedious ^-^ measuwes with x3 the xDD unbated fire +:33 That ^.^ he uWu did >_> pace them uWu fiwst? All ^.^ things :3 that OwO awe +^w^ Awe with ^.^ mowe ^w^ spiwit xDD chased than enjoyed. +How ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; younkew ow :3 a prodigal +uWu The scawfed >_< bawk puts from her OwO nyative bay, +Hugg'd ÚwÚ and embraced ^.^ by x3 the stwumpet :33 wind; +How ^.^ wike x3 the prodigal xDD doth ^.^ she wetuwn, +With ÚwÚ uvw-weathew'd OwO wibs ÚwÚ and ^-^ wagged saiws, +Lean, rent, ÚwÚ and UwU beggaw'd ^.^ by x3 the stwumpet ^.^ wind! + +Entew >w< WOWENZO + +SALERIO. :3 Hewe x3 comes >_> Wowenzo; ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this x3 heweaftew. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ÚwÚ Sweet OwO fwiends, x3 youw uWu patience fow x3 my ^-^ wong >_> abode! +ÚwÚ Nyot I, >_> but x3 my ^-^ affaiws, uWu have UwU made xDD you >_> wait. +x3 When xDD you UwU shaww uWu pwease to :33 pway x3 the thieves fow ^-^ wives, +I'll ;;w;; watch >_< as ^-^ wong fow xDD you UwU then. OwO Appwoach; +:3 Hewe dwells x3 my >w< fathew ^w^ Jew. Ho! OwO who's :33 within? + +Entew OwO JESSICA, xDD abuv, uWu in boy's x3 cwothes + +JESSICA. Who OwO awe you? Teww uWu me, fow ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ cewtainty, +Awbeit I'll >_< sweaw :3 that UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 youw :33 tongue. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ÚwÚ Wowenzo, ÚwÚ and >w< thy love. +JESSICA. ÚwÚ Wowenzo, ^-^ cewtain; ÚwÚ and x3 my wuv :33 indeed; +For who wuv UwU I UwU so much? xDD And nyow who xDD knyows +OwO But UwU you, ÚwÚ Wowenzo, >w< whethew UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws? +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< thoughts OwO awe >_> witnyess :3 that xDD thou art. +JESSICA. Here, catch ÚwÚ this UwU casket; >w< it >_> is ^.^ wowth x3 the OwO pains. +UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU 'tis night, xDD you UwU do nyot wook on uWu me, +For UwU I ^w^ am much >w< asham'd of x3 my >_< exchange; +OwO But wuv >_> is ÚwÚ bwind, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wuvws ;;w;; cannyot >_> see +uWu The OwO pwetty follies :3 that x3 themsewves commit, +For, >_> if ;;w;; they couwd, x3 Cupid >_< himsewf ^.^ wouwd bwush +;;w;; To >_> see ;;w;; me OwO thus x3 twansfowmed to :3 a uWu boy. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >_< Descend, fow xDD you ^w^ must be x3 my torch-bearer. +JESSICA. What! ^w^ must UwU I howd :3 a x3 candwe to x3 my ;;w;; shames? +^-^ They uWu in ^.^ themsewves, ÚwÚ good sooth, OwO awe ^w^ too ^w^ too light. +Why, UwU 'tis >w< an ^.^ office of ;;w;; discuvwy, xDD wuv, +xDD And UwU I >_> shouwd be obscuw'd. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ So OwO awe UwU you, sweet, +Even uWu in x3 the lovely :3 gawnyish of :3 a uWu boy. +OwO But come uWu at ^w^ once, +For x3 the ^-^ cwose >w< nyight xDD doth :33 pway x3 the >_> wunyaway, +xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe OwO stay'd fow uWu at Bassanio's x3 feast. +JESSICA. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make ÚwÚ fast x3 the doows, ÚwÚ and gild mysewf +With x3 some ^-^ moe OwO ducats, ÚwÚ and be with xDD you stwaight. +uWu Exit :33 abuv + +GRATIANO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :3 hood, :3 a gentwe, ÚwÚ and nyo ^w^ Jew. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Beshrew uWu me, >_> but UwU I wuv her UwU heawtiwy, +For ^.^ she >_> is >_< wise, >_> if UwU I ^.^ can OwO judge of hew, +xDD And >w< faiw ^.^ she ;;w;; is, >_> if :3 that >_< minye eyes be ^-^ twue, +xDD And true ^.^ she ;;w;; is, >_< as ^.^ she hath ^.^ pwov'd ^w^ hewsewf; +xDD And OwO thewefowe, ^.^ wike herself, >_< wise, faiw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, +Shall ^.^ she be pwaced uWu in x3 my ^w^ constant ^-^ souw. + +Entew OwO JESSICA, bewow + +What, awt xDD thou come? ÚwÚ On, xDD gentwemen, :3 away; +Our masquing >_> mates ^.^ by ÚwÚ this time fow >_> us >_< stay. +uWu Exit with JESSICA ÚwÚ and SALERIO + +Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO + +>_> ANTONyIO. Who's OwO thewe? +GRATIANO. :33 Signyiow Antonyio? +>_> ANTONyIO. OwO Fie, >_< fie, >_> Gwatianyo, :3 whewe OwO awe aww x3 the >w< west? +'Tis >w< nyinye o'clock; UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends aww xDD stay fow uWu you; +No masque to-nyight; x3 the wind >_> is come >_> about; +:3 Bassanyio presently xDD wiww OwO go ^.^ aboawd; +UwU I uWu have sent ÚwÚ twenty x3 out to >_> seek fow OwO you. +GRATIANO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^-^ on't; UwU I ^.^ desiwe nyo ^.^ mowe delight +Than to be :33 undew saiw ÚwÚ and >_> gonye to-night. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +Belmont. POWTIA's ;;w;; house + +Flourish of cownyets. Entew PORTIA, with x3 the PWINCE ÚwÚ OF MOWOCCO, +ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^.^ twains + +POWTIA. Go dwaw :3 aside x3 the cuwtains ÚwÚ and OwO discuvw +uWu The sevewaw :3 caskets to ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe UwU Pwince. +Now >_< make x3 youw >w< choice. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. uWu The ÚwÚ fiwst, of ^.^ gowd, who ÚwÚ this inscwiption beaws: +>w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww ^.^ gain >_> what UwU many ;;w;; men ÚwÚ desiwe.' +uWu The xDD second, ^.^ siwvew, which ÚwÚ this promise ^-^ cawwies: +>w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww get >_< as much >_< as ^.^ he deserves.' +This OwO thiwd, dull wead, with :3 wawnying aww >_< as OwO bwunt: +>w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me ^w^ must UwU give ÚwÚ and >_< hazawd aww ^.^ he xDD hath.' +How UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> if UwU I UwU do choose x3 the right? +POWTIA. uWu The one of them x3 contains x3 my >_< pictuwe, >_< Pwince; +;;w;; If xDD you choose :3 that, xDD then UwU I ^w^ am >_> youws uWu withaw. +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. ;;w;; Some god direct x3 my ;;w;; judgment! Let ;;w;; me see; +UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; suwvey x3 th' >_> inscwiptions back ;;w;; again. +>_> What ;;w;; says ÚwÚ this weaden xDD casket? +>w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me ^w^ must UwU give ÚwÚ and >_< hazawd aww ^.^ he xDD hath.' +:3 Must x3 give- fow UwU what? For lead? Hazard fow uWu wead! +This ÚwÚ casket thweatens; ;;w;; men :3 that >_< hazawd aww +Do >w< it uWu in UwU hope of >w< faiw ;;w;; advantages. +^-^ A golden ^-^ mind ^w^ stoops nyot to >_< shows of dwoss; +I'll xDD then nor UwU give nor >_< hazawd ^.^ aught fow wead. +>_> What ;;w;; says x3 the :33 siwvew with her ;;w;; viwgin hue? +>w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww get >_< as much >_< as ^.^ he deserves.' +;;w;; As much >_< as ^.^ he desewves! >_> Pause thewe, Mowocco, +xDD And >w< weigh >w< thy value with >w< an even >w< hand. +;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest :33 wated ^.^ by >w< thy ^w^ estimation, +^.^ Thou dost OwO desewve UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and yet enough +^-^ May nyot :3 extend UwU so uWu faw >_< as to x3 the ;;w;; wady; +xDD And yet to be >_< afeawd of x3 my desewving +^.^ Wewe >_> but :3 a xDD weak x3 disabwing of :3 mysewf. +;;w;; As much >_< as UwU I >_> desewve? Why, ^w^ that's x3 the :33 wady! +UwU I UwU do uWu in birth OwO desewve hew, ÚwÚ and uWu in fortunes, +^w^ In graces, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 quawities of ^w^ bweeding; +OwO But ^.^ mowe than OwO these, uWu in wuv UwU I UwU do deserve. +>_> What >_> if UwU I uWu stway'd nyo fawthew, >_> but ^-^ chose hewe? +:3 Wet's >_> see >_> once ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ this :3 saying grav'd uWu in ^.^ gowd: +>w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww ^.^ gain >_> what UwU many ;;w;; men ÚwÚ desiwe.' +Why, ^w^ that's x3 the :33 wady! All x3 the wowwd desiwes >w< hew; +Fwom x3 the fouw ^-^ cownyews of x3 the ^.^ eawth ;;w;; they come +;;w;; To :3 kiss ÚwÚ this shwinye, ÚwÚ this mortal-breathing >_< saint. +uWu The Hyrcanian deserts ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ vasty ÚwÚ wiwds +Of uWu wide xDD Awabia OwO awe >_< as throughfares nyow +For pwinces to come x3 view >w< faiw ^.^ Powtia. +uWu The :3 watewy :33 kingdom, x3 whose :3 ambitious >_> head +OwO Spits uWu in x3 the OwO face of ^.^ heaven, >_> is nyo ^-^ baw +;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop x3 the :33 foweign ^.^ spiwits, >_> but ;;w;; they come +;;w;; As ^-^ o'ew :3 a >w< bwook to >_> see >w< faiw ^.^ Powtia. +x3 Onye of these >w< thwee x3 contains her ^-^ heavenwy x3 pictuwe. +^-^ Is't ^.^ wike :3 that lead x3 contains OwO hew? uWu 'Twewe uWu damnyation +;;w;; To think UwU so UwU base :3 a thought; >w< it :3 wewe ^w^ too gwoss +;;w;; To x3 wib her uWu cewecwoth uWu in x3 the uWu obscuwe x3 gwave. +:33 Ow UwU shaww UwU I think uWu in :33 siwvew ^w^ she's >_> immuw'd, +uWu Being ;;w;; ten times undervalued to ;;w;; twied UwU gowd? +x3 O x3 sinfuw ^w^ thought! xDD Nyevew UwU so rich :3 a :33 gem +Was uWu set uWu in xDD wowse than ;;w;; gowd. ^-^ They uWu have uWu in England +^-^ A ^-^ coin :3 that bears x3 the xDD figuwe of >w< an ÚwÚ angew +OwO Stamp'd uWu in x3 gowd; >_> but ^w^ that's inscuwp'd ^w^ upon. +OwO But OwO hewe >w< an ÚwÚ angew uWu in :3 a golden x3 bed +Lies aww x3 within. Deliver ;;w;; me x3 the ;;w;; key; +:3 Hewe UwU do UwU I UwU choose, ÚwÚ and x3 thwive UwU I >_< as UwU I UwU may! +POWTIA. There, OwO take :33 it, >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and >_> if x3 my >_< fowm >_< wie thewe, +UwU Then UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws. [He :33 opens x3 the golden x3 casket] +PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. x3 O >_< heww! >_> what uWu have ^.^ we hewe? +^-^ A OwO cawwion Death, within x3 whose :33 empty ^w^ eye +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ wwitten ^w^ scwoww! I'll ^w^ wead x3 the writing. +'All :3 that gwistews >_> is nyot ^.^ gowd, +Often uWu have xDD you heard :3 that told; +xDD Many :3 a x3 man :33 his >w< wife hath sold +OwO But x3 my uWu outside to behold. +;;w;; Giwded ^-^ tombs UwU do wowms uWu infowd. +xDD Had xDD you :33 been >_< as uWu wise >_< as >w< bowd, +Young uWu in limbs, uWu in ^w^ judgment :3 owd, +uWu Youw answew xDD had nyot :33 been ^w^ inscwoww'd. +>w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 youw >_> suit >_> is cold.' +x3 Cowd :33 indeed, ÚwÚ and labour :3 wost, +UwU Then farewell, ^.^ heat, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewcome, >w< fwost. +:33 Powtia, ^w^ adieu! UwU I uWu have ^w^ too >w< gwiev'd :3 a >_< heawt +;;w;; To OwO take :3 a tedious :3 weave; OwO thus ^-^ wosews part. +uWu Exit with :33 his >_< twain. Flourish of cornets +POWTIA. ^-^ A ^-^ gentwe riddance. Draw x3 the cuwtains, ÚwÚ go. +Let aww of :33 his >_< compwexion choose ;;w;; me :3 so. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_< VIII. +>_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew SALERIO ÚwÚ and SOLANIO + +SALERIO. Why, ^w^ man, UwU I saw :3 Bassanyio :33 undew sail; +With ^.^ him >_> is Gwatianyo >_> gonye along; +xDD And uWu in uWu theiw ship UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe Lorenzo >_> is not. +SOWANyIO. uWu The viwwain Jew with ^-^ outcwies >_> wais'd x3 the ;;w;; Duke, +Who OwO went with ^.^ him to ^-^ seawch Bassanio's ship. +SALERIO. >w< He ^-^ came ^w^ too late, x3 the ship UwU was :33 undew sail; +OwO But there x3 the >w< Duke UwU was UwU given to understand +:33 That uWu in :3 a gondowa :3 wewe :3 seen togethew +Lorenzo ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 amowous Jessica; +:33 Besides, Antonio ÚwÚ cewtified x3 the >w< Duke +^-^ They :3 wewe nyot with :3 Bassanyio uWu in :33 his ship. +SOWANyIO. UwU I >_< nyevew heard :3 a passion UwU so >_< confus'd, +^w^ So >_> stwange, outwageous, ÚwÚ and UwU so :33 vawiabwe, +;;w;; As x3 the dog Jew uWu did :33 uttew uWu in x3 the stweets. +>w< 'My daughter! x3 O x3 my ducats! x3 O x3 my daughter! +>_< Fwed with :3 a xDD Chwistian! x3 O x3 my Christian ducats! +xDD Justice! x3 the xDD waw! OwO My ;;w;; ducats ÚwÚ and x3 my daughter! +^-^ A uWu seawed ;;w;; bag, >w< two uWu seawed ;;w;; bags of OwO ducats, +Of :3 doubwe OwO ducats, :3 stow'n from ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my daughter! +xDD And jewels- >w< two ^w^ stonyes, >w< two rich ÚwÚ and >_< pwecious ^w^ stonyes, +Stow'n ^.^ by x3 my daughter! xDD Justice! UwU Find x3 the girl; +:33 She hath x3 the ^.^ stonyes ;;w;; upon her ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< ducats.' +SALERIO. Why, aww x3 the >_< boys uWu in :33 Venyice ;;w;; fowwow :3 him, +xDD Cwying, :33 his ^w^ stonyes, :33 his ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD ducats. +SOWANyIO. Let ÚwÚ good Antonio wook ^.^ he >_< keep :33 his ^-^ day, +:33 Ow ^.^ he UwU shaww x3 pay fow UwU this. +SALERIO. OwO Mawwy, weww >w< wememb'wed; +UwU I reason'd with :3 a OwO Fwenchman ^.^ yestewday, +Who told uWu me, uWu in x3 the nyawwow seas :3 that ÚwÚ pawt +uWu The OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and Engwish, there ^-^ miscawwied +^-^ A vessel of UwU ouw countwy :33 wichwy fraught. +UwU I xDD thought ;;w;; upon Antonio when ^.^ he told uWu me, +xDD And >w< wish'd uWu in :3 siwence :3 that >w< it :3 wewe nyot ÚwÚ his. +SOWANyIO. >_> You :3 wewe best to tell Antonio >_> what xDD you :3 heaw; +ÚwÚ Yet UwU do nyot suddenly, fow >w< it OwO may UwU gwieve ^.^ him. +SALERIO. ^-^ A kinder ÚwÚ gentweman :33 tweads nyot x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +UwU I saw :3 Bassanyio ÚwÚ and Antonio part. +:3 Bassanyio told ^.^ him ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< make x3 some ^w^ speed +Of :33 his wetuwn. >w< He OwO answewed UwU 'Do nyot so; +>_< Swubbew nyot business fow x3 my ^w^ sake, ^-^ Bassanyio, +OwO But xDD stay x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ wiping of x3 the time; +xDD And fow x3 the xDD Jew's :3 bond which ^.^ he hath of uWu me, +Let >w< it nyot enter uWu in x3 youw ^-^ mind of love; +^w^ Be >_> mewwy, ÚwÚ and :33 empwoy x3 youw ^.^ chiefest >_< thoughts +;;w;; To couwtship, ÚwÚ and xDD such >w< faiw ostents of wuv +;;w;; As UwU shaww conveniently :33 become xDD you :3 thewe.' +xDD And even thewe, :33 his ^w^ eye ^.^ being big with ^-^ teaws, +UwU Tuwnying :33 his >w< face, ^.^ he put :33 his uWu hand x3 behind :3 him, +xDD And with :3 affection wondwous ^-^ sensibwe +>w< He x3 wwung Bassanio's xDD hand; ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; they pawted. +SOWANyIO. UwU I think ^.^ he >w< onwy loves x3 the wowwd fow ^.^ him. +UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, wet >_> us OwO go ÚwÚ and find ^.^ him ^.^ out, +xDD And ^w^ quicken :33 his embraced heaviness +With x3 some delight ow :3 othew. +SALERIO. Do ^.^ we :3 so. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE xDD IX. +Belmont. POWTIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew UwU NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and :3 a SERVITOR + +OwO NyEWISSA. OwO Quick, quick, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, dwaw x3 the ^-^ cuwtain >_< stwaight; +uWu The Prince of Arragon hath >_> ta'en :33 his ;;w;; oath, +xDD And x3 comes to :33 his UwU ewection presently. + +Flourish of cownyets. Entew x3 the PWINCE ÚwÚ OF :33 AWWAGON, +PORTIA, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^.^ twains + +POWTIA. UwU Behowd, there stand x3 the x3 caskets, x3 nyobwe UwU Pwince. +;;w;; If xDD you choose :3 that wherein UwU I ^w^ am xDD contain'd, +UwU Stwaight UwU shaww UwU ouw >w< nyuptiaw rites be :33 sowemnyiz'd; +OwO But >_> if xDD you fail, ^-^ without ^.^ mowe ;;w;; speech, x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> You ^w^ must be >_> gonye from >w< hence immediately. +x3 AWWAGON. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ enjoin'd ^.^ by ^-^ oath to uWu obsewve >w< thwee >_> things: +^.^ Fiwst, >_< nyevew to ^w^ unfowd to xDD any one +>_< Which ÚwÚ casket uWu 'twas UwU I chose; next, >_> if UwU I fail +Of x3 the >w< wight :33 casket, >_< nyevew uWu in x3 my >w< wife +;;w;; To ^.^ woo :3 a >_< maid uWu in uWu way of mawwiage; +Lastly, +;;w;; If UwU I UwU do fail uWu in :3 fowtunye of x3 my ^w^ choice, +;;w;; Immediatewy to OwO weave xDD you ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; gonye. +POWTIA. ;;w;; To these ^-^ injunctions every one xDD doth >_< sweaw +:33 That x3 comes to >_< hazawd fow x3 my :33 wowthwess sewf. +x3 AWWAGON. xDD And UwU so uWu have UwU I address'd x3 me. :33 Fowtunye nyow +;;w;; To x3 my heart's OwO hope! Gold, ^.^ siwvew, ÚwÚ and UwU base wead. +>w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me ^w^ must UwU give ÚwÚ and >_< hazawd aww ^.^ he xDD hath.' +>_> You UwU shaww wook fairer ere UwU I UwU give ow ÚwÚ hazawd. +>_> What ;;w;; says x3 the golden UwU chest? uWu Ha! wet ;;w;; me OwO see: +>w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww ^.^ gain >_> what UwU many ;;w;; men ÚwÚ desiwe.' +>_> What UwU many ;;w;; men desire- :3 that 'many' OwO may be meant +^-^ By x3 the >w< foow >_< muwtitude, :3 that choose ^.^ by show, +ÚwÚ Nyot :33 weawnying ^.^ mowe than x3 the fond ^w^ eye xDD doth ^-^ teach; +>_< Which :3 pwies nyot to x3 th' OwO intewiow, but, ^.^ wike x3 the xDD mawtwet, +UwU Buiwds uWu in x3 the >_> weathew on x3 the :33 outwawd :3 waww, +Even uWu in x3 the force ÚwÚ and woad of UwU casuawty. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot choose >_> what UwU many ;;w;; men >_> desiwe, +>_< Because UwU I xDD wiww nyot x3 jump with ^w^ common ;;w;; spiwits +xDD And rank ;;w;; me with x3 the barbarous :3 muwtitudes. +Why, xDD then to ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou :33 siwvew :3 tweasuwe-house! +Teww ;;w;; me >_> once ^.^ mowe >_> what ;;w;; titwe xDD thou dost bear. +>w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww get >_< as much >_< as ^.^ he deserves.' +xDD And weww uWu said :3 too; fow who UwU shaww OwO go about +;;w;; To UwU cozen fowtunye, ÚwÚ and be ^.^ honyouwabwe +Without x3 the stamp of x3 mewit? Let >_< nyonye presume +;;w;; To ^-^ weaw >w< an ^.^ undesewved UwU dignyity. +x3 O :3 that estates, ÚwÚ degwees, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; offices, +^.^ Wewe nyot deriv'd corruptly, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^-^ cweaw honour +^.^ Wewe >w< puwchas'd ^.^ by x3 the merit of x3 the wearer! +How UwU many xDD then >_> shouwd UwU cuvw :3 that stand :33 bawe! +How UwU many be :3 commanded :3 that >_< command! +How much wow >_< peasantwy ^.^ wouwd xDD then be :33 gweanyed +Fwom x3 the true seed of ^-^ honyouw! ÚwÚ and >w< how much honour +>_> Pick'd from x3 the chaff ÚwÚ and xDD wuin of x3 the xDD times, +;;w;; To be x3 nyew ;;w;; vawnyish'd! xDD Weww, >_> but to x3 my >w< choice. +>w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww get >_< as much >_< as ^.^ he deserves.' +UwU I xDD wiww assume desert. Give ;;w;; me :3 a OwO key fow uWu this, +xDD And instantly unlock x3 my fowtunyes hewe. +[He :33 opens x3 the :33 siwvew x3 casket] +POWTIA. :3 [Aside] Too ^-^ wong :3 a :3 pause fow :3 that which xDD you find :33 thewe. +x3 AWWAGON. x3 What's hewe? uWu The powtwait of :3 a ^.^ bwinking idiot +^w^ Pwesenting ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ scheduwe! UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ wead :3 it. +How much ^-^ unwike awt xDD thou to >_> Powtia! +How much ^-^ unwike x3 my hopes ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> desewvings! +>w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww uWu have >_< as much >_< as ^.^ he deserves.' +Did UwU I OwO desewve nyo ^.^ mowe than :3 a ;;w;; foow's head? +Is :3 that x3 my pwize? ^w^ Awe x3 my deserts nyo bettew? +POWTIA. ;;w;; To ^-^ offend ÚwÚ and OwO judge OwO awe OwO distinct ;;w;; offices +xDD And of >_< opposed natures. +x3 AWWAGON. >_> What >_> is hewe? [Weads] + +'The fire ÚwÚ seven times ;;w;; twied >_< this; +ÚwÚ Seven times ;;w;; twied :3 that ^w^ judgment >_> is +:33 That uWu did >_< nyevew choose ;;w;; amiss. +;;w;; Some there be :3 that ^-^ shadows ÚwÚ kiss, +>w< Such uWu have >_> but :3 a :3 shadow's bwiss. +>_> Thewe be foows ^.^ awive x3 iwis +ÚwÚ Siwvew'd uWu o'ew, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU was UwU this. +^.^ Take >_> what >w< wife xDD you xDD wiww to ^.^ bed, +UwU I xDD wiww OwO evew be x3 youw >_> head. +^w^ So be xDD gonye; xDD you OwO awe >_> sped.' + +UwU Stiww ^.^ mowe >w< foow UwU I UwU shaww appeaw +^-^ By x3 the time UwU I :33 wingew hewe. +With one ;;w;; foow's >_> head UwU I ^-^ came to woo, +OwO But UwU I OwO go OwO away with UwU two. +OwO Sweet, ^w^ adieu! I'll >_< keep x3 my ;;w;; oath, +Patiently to UwU beaw x3 my wwoth. uWu Exit with :33 his twain + +POWTIA. ^-^ Thus hath x3 the x3 candwe OwO sing'd x3 the uWu moth. +>_< O, these deliberate uWu foows! x3 When ;;w;; they UwU do UwU choose, +^-^ They uWu have x3 the ^.^ wisdom ^.^ by uWu theiw wit to uWu wose. +OwO NyEWISSA. uWu The UwU ancient :3 saying >_> is nyo >_> hewesy: +x3 Hanging ÚwÚ and UwU wiving xDD goes ^.^ by >_> destiny. +POWTIA. ^.^ Come, dwaw x3 the ^w^ cuwtain, >_< Nyewissa. + +Entew :3 a SEWVANT + +SEWVANT. Whewe >_> is x3 my x3 wady? +POWTIA. x3 Hewe; >_> what ^.^ wouwd x3 my xDD wowd? +SEWVANT. uWu Madam, there >_> is awighted uWu at x3 youw uWu gate +^-^ A xDD young Venyetian, one :3 that x3 comes >w< befowe +;;w;; To :33 signyify x3 th' approaching of :33 his uWu wowd, +Fwom ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he bringeth ^-^ sensibwe :3 wegweets; +;;w;; To ^w^ wit, ;;w;; besides uWu commends ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwteous :33 bweath, +>_> Gifts of rich vawue. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen +^w^ So ÚwÚ wikewy >w< an ambassador of love. +^-^ A day uWu in ;;w;; Apwiw >_< nyevew ^-^ came UwU so x3 sweet +;;w;; To x3 show >w< how x3 costwy ^-^ summew UwU was uWu at uWu hand +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this fore-spurrer x3 comes >w< befowe :33 his OwO wowd. +POWTIA. No >_> mowe, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee; UwU I ^w^ am half >_< afeawd +^.^ Thou wiwt >_> say :3 anyon ^.^ he >_> is x3 some ^-^ kin to ÚwÚ thee, +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ spend'st xDD such ^.^ high-day wit uWu in pwaising ^.^ him. +^.^ Come, come, Nerissa, fow UwU I ^-^ wong to >_> see +;;w;; Quick uWu Cupid's x3 post :3 that x3 comes UwU so :3 mannyewwy. +OwO NyEWISSA. ^-^ Bassanyio, Lord Wuv, >_> if >w< thy xDD wiww >w< it OwO be! Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew SOLANIO ÚwÚ and SALERIO + +SOWANyIO. >_> Nyow, >_> what nyews on x3 the OwO Wiawto? +SALERIO. Why, yet >w< it ;;w;; wives there uWu uncheck'd :3 that Antonio hath :3 a ship +of rich :33 wading ^.^ wweck'd on x3 the nyawwow uWu seas; x3 the OwO Goodwins UwU I think +;;w;; they caww x3 the pwace, :3 a xDD vewy uWu dangewous flat ÚwÚ and fatal, :3 whewe x3 the +carcases of UwU many :3 a ;;w;; taww ship >_< wie >_> buwied, >_< as ;;w;; they say, >_> if x3 my +^.^ gossip Report be >w< an xDD honyest OwO woman of her OwO wowd. +SOWANyIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she :3 wewe >_< as lying :3 a ^.^ gossip uWu in :3 that >_< as OwO evew knyapp'd +gingew ow UwU made her neighbours ^-^ bewieve ^.^ she :33 wept fow x3 the :33 death of :3 a +thiwd husband. OwO But >w< it >_> is ^-^ twue, ^-^ without xDD any slips of ^.^ pwowixity ow +:33 cwossing x3 the uWu pwain highway of talk, :3 that x3 the ÚwÚ good Antonio, x3 the +xDD honyest Antonyio- x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD had :3 a ;;w;; titwe ÚwÚ good enough to >_< keep :33 his xDD nyame +uWu company!- +SALERIO. ^.^ Come, x3 the full ^-^ stop. +SOWANyIO. uWu Ha! >_> What sayest thou? Why, x3 the >w< end ;;w;; is, ^.^ he hath wost :3 a +ship. +SALERIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it ^w^ might ^-^ pwuv x3 the >w< end of :33 his wosses. +SOWANyIO. Let ;;w;; me >_> say ^-^ amen betimes, xDD west x3 the ^.^ deviw OwO cwoss x3 my prayer, +fow OwO hewe ^.^ he x3 comes uWu in x3 the xDD wikenyess of :3 a ^w^ Jew. + +Entew :3 SHYWOCK + +How now, Shylock? >_> What nyews ^-^ among x3 the ;;w;; mewchants? +OwO SHYWOCK. >_> You knew, >_< nyonye UwU so weww, >_< nyonye UwU so weww >_< as UwU you, of x3 my +^w^ daughtew's fwight. +SALERIO. >w< That's ^-^ cewtain; I, fow x3 my >_> pawt, UwU knyew x3 the ^w^ taiwow :3 that UwU made +x3 the x3 wings ^.^ she flew uWu withaw. +SOWANyIO. xDD And >_< Shywock, fow :33 his UwU own >_> pawt, UwU knyew x3 the biwd UwU was x3 fwidge; +ÚwÚ and xDD then >w< it >_> is x3 the >_< compwexion of them aww to OwO weave x3 the uWu dam. +OwO SHYWOCK. :33 She >_> is damn'd fow :3 it. +SALERIO. >w< That's cewtain, >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw OwO may be her ^-^ judge. +OwO SHYWOCK. OwO My UwU own >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood to rebel! +SOWANyIO. UwU Out ;;w;; upon :33 it, ;;w;; owd >_< cawwion! Rebels >w< it uWu at these years? +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I >_> say x3 my daughter >_> is x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and x3 my blood. +SALERIO. >_> Thewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ^.^ diffewence ^-^ between >w< thy >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and hews than +^-^ between jet ÚwÚ and >_> ivowy; ^.^ mowe ^-^ between x3 youw xDD bwoods than there >_> is +^-^ between red winye ÚwÚ and Whenyish. OwO But tell us, UwU do xDD you hear >w< whethew +Antonio uWu have xDD had xDD any ^-^ woss uWu at sea ow no? +OwO SHYWOCK. >_> Thewe UwU I uWu have anyothew :33 bad ^-^ match: :3 a bankrupt, :3 a ^.^ pwodigaw, +who dawe scawce x3 show :33 his >_> head on x3 the ^-^ Wiawto; :3 a beggar, :3 that UwU was +;;w;; us'd to come UwU so ÚwÚ smug ;;w;; upon x3 the mawt. Let ^.^ him wook to :33 his UwU bond. >w< He +UwU was UwU wont to caww ;;w;; me usuwew; wet ^.^ him wook to :33 his UwU bond. >w< He UwU was UwU wont +to xDD wend monyey fow :3 a Christian couwtesy; wet ^.^ him wook to :33 his UwU bond. +SALERIO. Why, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, >_> if ^.^ he ;;w;; fowfeit, xDD thou wiwt nyot OwO take :33 his +ÚwÚ fwesh. x3 What's :3 that ÚwÚ good for? +OwO SHYWOCK. ;;w;; To x3 bait :33 fish uWu withaw. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD wiww >w< feed >_< nyothing else, >w< it xDD wiww +>w< feed x3 my revenge. >w< He hath x3 disgwac'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and hind'red ;;w;; me half :3 a +million; >_< waugh'd uWu at x3 my losses, mock'd uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ gains, :33 scownyed x3 my +^-^ nyation, thwawted x3 my bargains, cooled x3 my OwO fwiends, ^.^ heated >_< minye +enemies. xDD And UwU what's :33 his uWu weason? UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ Jew. >_< Hath nyot :3 a Jew uWu eyes? +>_< Hath nyot :3 a Jew ^.^ hands, organs, >w< dimensions, ^-^ senses, >_> affections, +passions, ÚwÚ fed with x3 the same ^w^ food, ÚwÚ huwt with x3 the same ^.^ weapons, +x3 subject to x3 the same ^.^ diseases, uWu heawed ^.^ by x3 the same >_< means, x3 wawmed +ÚwÚ and cooled ^.^ by x3 the same winter ÚwÚ and summer, >_< as :3 a Christian :33 is? ;;w;; If +xDD you uWu pwick us, UwU do ^.^ we nyot ^w^ bweed? ;;w;; If xDD you tickwe us, UwU do ^.^ we nyot xDD waugh? +;;w;; If xDD you x3 poison us, UwU do ^.^ we nyot die? xDD And >_> if xDD you wrong us, UwU shaww ^.^ we +nyot revenge? ;;w;; If ^.^ we OwO awe ^.^ wike xDD you uWu in x3 the ^-^ west, ^.^ we xDD wiww wesembwe xDD you +uWu in x3 that. ;;w;; If :3 a Jew wrong :3 a Christian, >_> what >_> is :33 his humiwity? +Revenge. ;;w;; If :3 a Christian wrong :3 a x3 Jew, >_> what >_> shouwd :33 his sufferance +be ^.^ by Christian exampwe? Why, revenge. uWu The xDD viwwainy xDD you >_< teach ;;w;; me +UwU I xDD wiww x3 execute; ÚwÚ and >_> itshaww OwO go x3 hawd >_> but UwU I xDD wiww xDD bettew x3 the +:3 instwuction. + +Entew :3 a >_< MAN from ÚwÚ ANTONyIO + +>_< MAN. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, x3 my >_< mastew Antonio >_> is uWu at :33 his house, ÚwÚ and desiwes to +speak with xDD you xDD both. +SALERIO. We uWu have :33 been x3 up ÚwÚ and down to >_> seek ^.^ him. + +Entew TUBAL + +SOWANyIO. :3 Hewe x3 comes anyothew of x3 the :3 twibe; :3 a thiwd ;;w;; cannyot be +>w< match'd, ^w^ unwess x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< himsewf turn ^w^ Jew. +Exeunt uWu SOWANyIO, SAWEWIO, ÚwÚ and >_< MAN +OwO SHYWOCK. How now, ÚwÚ Tubaw, >_> what nyews from x3 Genyoa? Hast xDD thou >_> found x3 my +daughter? +>_< TUBAW. UwU I often ^-^ came :3 whewe UwU I uWu did hear of hew, >_> but ;;w;; cannyot find her. +OwO SHYWOCK. Why thewe, thewe, thewe, thewe! ^-^ A >_> diamond >w< gonye, >_> cost ;;w;; me +>w< two thousand ;;w;; ducats uWu in ;;w;; Fwankfowt! uWu The UwU cuwse >_< nyevew UwU feww ;;w;; upon UwU ouw +nation >w< tiww >_< nyow; UwU I >_< nyevew UwU fewt >w< it >w< tiww now. Two thousand ;;w;; ducats uWu in +:3 that, ÚwÚ and othew pwecious, >_< pwecious jewews. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my daughter +:3 wewe >_< dead uWu at x3 my xDD foot, ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 jewews uWu in her ^-^ eaw; ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she :3 wewe +heaws'd uWu at x3 my xDD foot, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; ducats uWu in her coffin! No nyews of +them? Why, OwO so- ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot UwU what's xDD spent uWu in x3 the seawch. Why, +^w^ thou- ^-^ woss ;;w;; upon ^w^ woss! uWu The UwU thief >_> gonye with UwU so ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ and UwU so much to +find x3 the ^.^ thief; ÚwÚ and nyo x3 satisfaction, nyo ^w^ wevenge; nor nyo :33 iww luck +stirring >_> but >_> what wights ^.^ o' x3 my >_< shouwdews; nyo :3 sighs >_> but ^.^ o' x3 my +^w^ bweathing; nyo tears >_> but ^.^ o' x3 my shedding! +>_< TUBAW. Yes, othew ;;w;; men uWu have :33 iww luck ^w^ too: Antonio, >_< as UwU I heard uWu in +Genyoa- +OwO SHYWOCK. What, x3 what, UwU what? >_< Iww wuck, :33 iww wuck? +>_< TUBAW. >_< Hath >w< an ^.^ awgosy ;;w;; cast OwO away xDD coming from :3 Twipowis. +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I >_> thank :33 God, UwU I >_> thank >_< God. Is >w< it ^-^ twue, >_> is >w< it twue? +>_< TUBAW. UwU I ^-^ spoke with x3 some of x3 the saiwows :3 that uWu escaped x3 the >_< wweck. +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good Tubal. ^-^ Good news, ÚwÚ good ^.^ nyews- ha, ha!- +heard uWu in >_< Genyoa. +>_< TUBAW. uWu Youw daughter xDD spent uWu in Genyoa, >_< as UwU I ^-^ heawd, one night, +^w^ fouwscowe xDD ducats. +OwO SHYWOCK. ^.^ Thou >w< stick'st :3 a ÚwÚ daggew uWu in me- UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew >_> see x3 my gowd +;;w;; again. Fouwscowe ;;w;; ducats uWu at :3 a OwO sitting! Fouwscowe ducats! +>_< TUBAW. >_> Thewe ^-^ came divers of ÚwÚ Antonyio's ;;w;; cweditows uWu in x3 my >_< company to +:33 Venyice :3 that >_< sweaw ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but *cuddles you* bweak. +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy uWu gwad of uWu it; I'll pwague :3 him, I'll towtuwe him; UwU I +^w^ am uWu gwad of :3 it. +>_< TUBAW. x3 Onye of them showed ;;w;; me :3 a OwO wing :3 that ^.^ he xDD had of x3 youw daughter +fow :3 a UwU monkey. +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU Out ;;w;; upon >_> hew! ^.^ Thou torturest uWu me, Tubal. ^.^ It UwU was x3 my +tuwquoise; UwU I xDD had >w< it of ^-^ Weah when UwU I UwU was :3 a bachewow; UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot +uWu have UwU given >w< it fow :3 a wiwdewnyess of x3 monkeys. +>_< TUBAW. OwO But Antonio >_> is :3 cewtainwy >_< undonye. +OwO SHYWOCK. Nyay, ^w^ that's true; ^w^ that's xDD vewy true. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ Tubaw, ^.^ fee ;;w;; me >w< an +>w< officew; >_< bespeak ^.^ him :3 a fortnight befowe. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 the >_< heawt of +:3 him, >_> if ^.^ he x3 fowfeit; for, :3 wewe ^.^ he x3 out of >_> Venyice, UwU I ^.^ can >_< make >_> what +ÚwÚ mewchandise UwU I :33 wiww. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ Tubaw, ÚwÚ and :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu at UwU ouw ÚwÚ synyagogue; x3 go, +ÚwÚ good Tubal; uWu at UwU ouw :33 synyagogue, Tubal. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Belmont. POWTIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew OwO BASSANyIO, PORTIA, GRATIANO, UwU NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and aww uWu theiw ^.^ twains + +POWTIA. UwU I pray xDD you >_< tawwy; :3 pause :3 a day ow >w< two +^.^ Befowe xDD you hazawd; for, uWu in :33 choosing wwong, +UwU I wose x3 youw company; >_< thewefowe ÚwÚ fowbeaw :3 a >_> whiwe. +>_> Thewe's ^-^ something uWu tewws me- >_> but >w< it >_> is nyot ;;w;; wuv- +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot wose uWu you; ÚwÚ and xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> youwsewf +Hate uWu counsews nyot uWu in xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ quawity. +OwO But xDD west xDD you >_> shouwd nyot understand ;;w;; me weww- +xDD And yet :3 a >_< maiden hath nyo >_> tongue >_> but thought- +UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ detain xDD you OwO hewe x3 some >_> month ow >w< two +^.^ Befowe xDD you venture fow x3 me. UwU I couwd >_< teach xDD you +How to choose wight, >_> but xDD then UwU I ^w^ am uWu fowswown; +^w^ So xDD wiww UwU I >_< nyevew be; UwU so OwO may xDD you ;;w;; miss OwO me; +OwO But >_> if xDD you UwU do, you'ww >_< make ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wish :3 a ^w^ sin, +:33 That UwU I xDD had :33 been forsworn. Beshrew x3 youw xDD eyes! +^-^ They uWu have ^w^ o'ewwook'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and OwO divided OwO me; +x3 Onye half of ;;w;; me >_> is >_< youws, x3 the othew half OwO youws- +Mine OwO own, UwU I ^.^ wouwd say; >_> but >_> if >_> minye, xDD then >_< youws, +xDD And UwU so aww x3 youws. :3 O! these naughty times +Puts bars ^-^ between x3 the ownyews ÚwÚ and uWu theiw >_> wights; +xDD And >_> so, ^w^ though >_< youws, nyot x3 youws. ^-^ Pwuv >w< it >_> so, +Let :3 fowtunye OwO go to heww fow :33 it, nyot ^.^ I. +UwU I speak ^w^ too long, >_> but UwU 'tis to ;;w;; peize x3 the time, +;;w;; To eke :33 it, ÚwÚ and to dwaw >w< it x3 out uWu in ÚwÚ wength, +;;w;; To xDD stay xDD you from election. +BASSANyIO. Let ;;w;; me choose; +For >_< as UwU I am, UwU I ^w^ wive ;;w;; upon x3 the rack. +POWTIA. >_> Upon x3 the OwO wack, Bassanyio? UwU Then x3 confess +>_> What UwU tweason there >_> is >w< mingwed with x3 youw love. +BASSANyIO. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but :3 that ugwy UwU tweason of xDD mistwust +>_< Which x3 makes ;;w;; me feaw x3 th' enjoying of x3 my love; +>_> Thewe OwO may >_< as weww be >_< amity ÚwÚ and >w< wife +^-^ 'Tween >w< snyow ÚwÚ and fire >_< as UwU tweason ÚwÚ and x3 my love. +POWTIA. Ay, >_> but UwU I feaw xDD you speak ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO wack, +Whewe ;;w;; men enfowced UwU do speak x3 anything. +BASSANyIO. Promise ;;w;; me :3 wife, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 confess x3 the truth. +POWTIA. Weww >w< then, x3 confess ÚwÚ and wive. +BASSANyIO. 'Confess' ÚwÚ and 'love' +xDD Had :33 been x3 the xDD vewy >w< sum of x3 my ^.^ confession. +x3 O ^w^ happy torment, when x3 my ^w^ towtuwew +^-^ Doth >_< teach ;;w;; me ^-^ answews fow xDD dewivewance! +OwO But wet ;;w;; me to x3 my :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; caskets. +POWTIA. :33 Away, :33 then; UwU I ^w^ am :3 wock'd uWu in one of OwO them. +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do wuv uWu me, xDD you xDD wiww find ;;w;; me OwO out. +;;w;; Nyewissa ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, stand aww awoof; +Let uWu music >_> sound OwO whiwe ^.^ he xDD doth >_< make :33 his choice; +Then, >_> if ^.^ he OwO wose, ^.^ he x3 makes :3 a swan-like ^w^ end, +;;w;; Fading uWu in >_> music. :33 That x3 the compawison +^-^ May stand ^.^ mowe proper, x3 my ^w^ eye UwU shaww be x3 the stweam +xDD And ^.^ wat'wy death-bed fow ^.^ him. >w< He OwO may xDD win; +xDD And >_> what >_> is uWu music ^w^ then? UwU Then uWu music >_> is +Even >_< as x3 the :33 fwouwish when true subjects bow +;;w;; To :3 a nyew-cwownyed monarch; xDD such >w< it >_> is +;;w;; As OwO awe UwU those dulcet sounds uWu in bweak of day +:33 That :3 cweep x3 into x3 the ^.^ dweaming bridegroom's ear +xDD And ^.^ summon ^.^ him to marriage. Now ^.^ he :33 goes, +With nyo less >_> pwesence, >_> but with much ^.^ mowe xDD wuv, +Than xDD young x3 Awcides when ^.^ he uWu did xDD wedeem +uWu The ;;w;; viwgin UwU twibute paid ^.^ by xDD howwing Twoy +;;w;; To x3 the sea-monstew. UwU I stand fow >_> sacwifice; +uWu The xDD west >_< awoof OwO awe x3 the Dawdanyian ^-^ wives, +With bleared OwO visages come fowth to x3 view +uWu The x3 issue of x3 th' >_> expwoit. ^w^ Go, uWu Hewcuwes! +Wive UwU thou, UwU I wive. With much much ^.^ mowe x3 dismay +UwU I x3 view x3 the >w< fight than xDD thou :3 that xDD mak'st x3 the fray. + +^-^ A OwO SONG + +x3 the whiwst ^w^ BASSANyIO >_> comments on x3 the :3 caskets to >_< himsewf + +Teww ;;w;; me :3 whewe >_> is ^w^ fancy bwed, +:33 Ow uWu in x3 the >_< heawt ow uWu in x3 the head, +How ;;w;; begot, >w< how x3 nyouwished? +Reply, wepwy. +^.^ It >_> is engend'red uWu in x3 the ^w^ eyes, +With >_< gazing :3 fed; ÚwÚ and ^w^ fancy dies +^w^ In x3 the >_> cwadwe :3 whewe >w< it uWu wies. +Let >_> us aww OwO wing ÚwÚ fancy's knyeww: +I'll x3 begin OwO it- ;;w;; Ding, dong, bell. +uWu AWW. ;;w;; Ding, dong, bell. + +BASSANyIO. ^w^ So OwO may x3 the :33 outwawd >_< shows be least themselves; +uWu The wowwd >_> is still >_> deceiv'd with ornament. +^w^ In waw, >_> what pwea UwU so xDD tainted ÚwÚ and corrupt +But, ^.^ being season'd with :3 a >_> gwacious voice, +^w^ Obscuwes x3 the x3 show of evil? ^w^ In ^w^ wewigion, +>_> What uWu damnyed ewwow >_> but x3 some sober ^w^ bwow +Will ;;w;; bwess :33 it, ÚwÚ and approve >w< it with :3 a :33 text, +x3 Hiding x3 the gwossnyess with >w< faiw ornament? +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo :33 vice UwU so :33 simpwe >_> but :33 assumes +;;w;; Some mark of viwtue on :33 his :33 outwawd pawts. +How UwU many x3 cowawds, x3 whose heawts OwO awe aww >_< as UwU fawse +;;w;; As >_< staiws of sand, ^-^ weaw yet ;;w;; upon uWu theiw chins +uWu The beards of Hercules ÚwÚ and >_> fwownying x3 Maws; +UwU Who, inward ÚwÚ seawch'd, uWu have livers ^-^ white >_< as ^.^ miwk! +xDD And these assume >_> but :33 vawouw's :3 excwement +;;w;; To render them >_< wedoubted. Wook on beauty +xDD And xDD you UwU shaww >_> see UwU 'tis >w< puwchas'd ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ weight, +>_< Which thewein wowks :3 a :33 miwacwe uWu in nyatuwe, +^.^ Making them xDD wightest :3 that ^-^ weaw UwU most of uWu it; +^w^ So OwO awe UwU those ^w^ cwisped snyaky golden locks +>_< Which >_< make xDD such >_< wanton gambols with x3 the wind +>_> Upon ^.^ supposed OwO faiwnyess often ÚwÚ knyown +;;w;; To be x3 the ^.^ dowwy of :3 a second ^-^ head- +uWu The OwO skuww :3 that bwed them uWu in x3 the xDD sepuwchwe. +^-^ Thus ^w^ ownyament >_> is >_> but x3 the guiwed >w< showe +;;w;; To :3 a UwU most uWu dangewous sea; x3 the beauteous scarf +ÚwÚ Veiwing >w< an Indian ^w^ beauty; uWu in :3 a word, +uWu The ÚwÚ seeming uWu twuth which x3 cunnying times put on +;;w;; To entrap x3 the wisest. >_< Thewefowe, xDD thou ^w^ gaudy ^.^ gowd, +ÚwÚ Hawd OwO food fow >_> Midas, UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyonye of ÚwÚ thee; +x3 Nyow >_< nyonye of ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou pawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ common drudge +^-^ 'Tween x3 man ÚwÚ and xDD man; >_> but UwU thou, xDD thou :3 meagwe wead, +>_< Which rather :33 thweaten'st than dost promise ^w^ aught, +x3 Thy >_< pwainnyess moves ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe than ewoquence, +xDD And OwO hewe choose ^.^ I. uWu Joy be x3 the >_> consequence! +POWTIA. :3 [Aside] How aww x3 the othew passions :33 fweet to air, +;;w;; As ^.^ doubtfuw thoughts, ÚwÚ and rash-embrac'd ÚwÚ despaiw, +xDD And shudd'ring ;;w;; feaw, ÚwÚ and green-ey'd jeawousy! +x3 O xDD wuv, be moderate, allay >w< thy ÚwÚ ecstasy, +^w^ In UwU measuwe xDD wain >w< thy joy, :3 scant ÚwÚ this >w< excess! +UwU I x3 feew ^w^ too much >w< thy blessing. ^-^ Make >w< it UwU wess, +For feaw UwU I xDD suwfeit. +BASSANyIO. uWu [Openying x3 the weaden x3 casket] >_> What find UwU I hewe? +Faiw Portia's counterfeit! >_> What x3 demi-god +>_< Hath come UwU so nyeaw creation? ^.^ Muv these uWu eyes? +:33 Ow >w< whethew riding on x3 the uWu bawws of >_< minye +Seem ;;w;; they uWu in >w< motion? :3 Hewe OwO awe sever'd :3 wips, +:3 Pawted with ^-^ sugaw breath; UwU so x3 sweet :3 a ^-^ baw +Should OwO sundew xDD such x3 sweet fwiends. :3 Hewe uWu in her >_< haiws +uWu The paintew plays x3 the spider, ÚwÚ and hath wuvn +^-^ A golden mesh t' entrap x3 the heawts of ;;w;; men +Faster than ^-^ gnyats uWu in :3 cobwebs. OwO But her :33 eyes- +How couwd ^.^ he >_> see to UwU do them? >_> Having UwU made one, +Methinks >w< it >_> shouwd uWu have powew to ^.^ steaw both his, +xDD And OwO weave itsewf ^.^ unfuwnyish'd. ÚwÚ Yet wook >w< how uWu faw +uWu The ÚwÚ substance of x3 my praise xDD doth wrong ÚwÚ this :3 shadow +^w^ In ÚwÚ undewpwizing :33 it, UwU so uWu faw ÚwÚ this :3 shadow +^-^ Doth ^w^ wimp x3 behind x3 the substance. >_> Hewe's x3 the scwoww, +uWu The continyent ÚwÚ and x3 summawy of x3 my xDD fowtunye. +>_< 'You :3 that choose nyot ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ view, +ÚwÚ Chance >_< as >w< faiw ÚwÚ and choose >_< as ^-^ twue! +Since ÚwÚ this :3 fowtunye ^w^ fawws to UwU you, +^w^ Be :3 content ÚwÚ and >_> seek nyo new. +;;w;; If xDD you be weww pleas'd with uWu this, +xDD And howd x3 youw :3 fowtunye fow x3 youw bliss, +Tuwn to :3 whewe x3 youw uWu wady >_> is +xDD And >_< cwaim her with :3 a >w< woving kiss.' +^-^ A ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ scwoww. Faiw UwU wady, ^.^ by x3 youw :3 weave; +UwU I come ^.^ by :3 nyote, to UwU give ÚwÚ and to OwO weceive. +Wike one of >w< two ^w^ contending uWu in :3 a :33 pwize, +:33 That ^w^ thinks ^.^ he hath donye weww uWu in people's ^w^ eyes, +Heawing >_< appwause ÚwÚ and ^-^ unyivewsaw ^w^ shout, +ÚwÚ Giddy uWu in ^-^ spiwit, still >_< gazing uWu in :3 a doubt +Whethew UwU those peals of praise be :33 his ow ^.^ nyo; +So, thrice-fair UwU wady, stand UwU I even >_> so, +;;w;; As ^.^ doubtfuw >w< whethew >_> what UwU I >_> see be ^-^ twue, +Untiw confiwm'd, ;;w;; sign'd, watified ^.^ by OwO you. +POWTIA. >_> You >_> see uWu me, Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, :3 whewe UwU I x3 stand, +>w< Such >_< as UwU I am. ;;w;; Though fow mysewf awonye +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 ambitious uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ wish +;;w;; To ÚwÚ wish mysewf much better, yet fow xDD you +UwU I ^.^ wouwd be trebled ÚwÚ twenty times myself, +^-^ A thousand times ^.^ mowe faiw, ;;w;; ten thousand times ^.^ mowe rich, +:33 That >w< onwy to stand xDD high uWu in x3 youw :33 account +UwU I ^w^ might uWu in viwtues, :33 beauties, ^.^ wivings, OwO fwiends, +>_< Exceed OwO account. OwO But x3 the full >w< sum of ;;w;; me +Is >w< sum of ^-^ something ^w^ which, to term uWu in >w< gwoss, +Is >w< an unlesson'd OwO giww, ^.^ unschoow'd, ^.^ unpwactis'd; +Happy uWu in uWu this, ^.^ she >_> is nyot yet UwU so ;;w;; owd +OwO But ^.^ she OwO may learn; uWu happiew than uWu this, +:33 She >_> is nyot bwed UwU so dull >_> but ^.^ she ^.^ can learn; +;;w;; Happiest of aww >_> is :3 that her ^-^ gentwe ^w^ spiwit +Commits itsewf to >_> youws to be :33 diwected, +;;w;; As from her uWu wowd, her guvwnyow, her king. +xDD Mysewf ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> is >_< minye to xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> youws +Is nyow >w< convewted. OwO But nyow UwU I UwU was x3 the ;;w;; wowd +Of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw mansion, >_< mastew of x3 my x3 sewvants, +xDD Queen ^-^ o'ew >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and even now, >_> but now, +This house, these x3 sewvants, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this same myself, +^w^ Awe OwO youws- x3 my wowd's. UwU I UwU give them with ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, +>_< Which when xDD you ÚwÚ pawt >_> fwom, OwO wose, ow UwU give away, +Let >w< it presage x3 the xDD wuin of x3 youw xDD wuv, +xDD And be x3 my ;;w;; vantage to excwaim on OwO you. +BASSANyIO. uWu Madam, xDD you uWu have >_> beweft ;;w;; me of aww words; +Onwy x3 my :3 bwood xDD speaks to xDD you uWu in x3 my UwU veins; +xDD And there >_> is xDD such :3 confusion uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ powews +As, ÚwÚ aftew x3 some >_< owation ^.^ faiwwy ^-^ spoke +^-^ By :3 a beloved >_< pwince, there xDD doth appeaw +>_> Among x3 the ^-^ buzzing ^w^ pweased >_< muwtitude, +Whewe every UwU something, ^.^ being >_< bwent together, +Tuwns to :3 a >w< wiwd of uWu nyothing, :3 save of joy +x3 Expwess'd ÚwÚ and nyot xDD expwess'd. OwO But when ÚwÚ this OwO wing +OwO Pawts from ÚwÚ this finger, xDD then parts >w< wife from OwO hence; +>_< O, xDD then be bold to >_> say Bassanio's ÚwÚ dead! +OwO NyEWISSA. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and UwU wady, >w< it >_> is nyow UwU ouw time +:33 That uWu have :33 stood ^.^ by ÚwÚ and :3 seen UwU ouw wishes prosper +;;w;; To cwy x3 'Good >_> joy.' ^-^ Good joy, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and :33 wady! +GRATIANO. OwO My Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, +UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you aww x3 the joy :3 that xDD you ^.^ can wish, +For UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you ^.^ can ÚwÚ wish >_< nyonye from OwO me; +^.^ And, when x3 youw honyouws >_> mean to solemnize +uWu The ^w^ bawgain of x3 youw ^w^ faith, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you +Even uWu at :3 that time UwU I OwO may be mawwied UwU too. +BASSANyIO. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, UwU so xDD thou ;;w;; canst get :3 a x3 wife. +GRATIANO. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw lordship, xDD you uWu have ^w^ got ;;w;; me onye. +OwO My ^w^ eyes, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ can wook >_< as UwU swift >_< as yours: +>_> You saw x3 the ^-^ mistwess, UwU I beheld x3 the >_> maid; +>_> You ;;w;; wov'd, UwU I lov'd; fow intewmission +No ^.^ mowe pewtains to uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, than OwO you. +uWu Youw :3 fowtunye :33 stood ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 caskets thewe, +xDD And UwU so uWu did >_< minye :3 too, >_< as x3 the ;;w;; mattew >_< fawws; +For :33 wooing OwO hewe ÚwÚ untiw UwU I UwU sweat OwO again, +xDD And swearing >w< tiww x3 my xDD vewy ÚwÚ woof UwU was xDD dwy +With >w< oaths of xDD wuv, uWu at ^.^ wast- >_> if promise ^.^ wast- +UwU I ^w^ got :3 a promise of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw one OwO hewe +;;w;; To uWu have her xDD wuv, x3 pwovided :3 that x3 youw :3 fowtunye +Achiev'd her ^w^ mistwess. +POWTIA. Is ÚwÚ this ^-^ twue, Nerissa? +OwO NyEWISSA. uWu Madam, >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU so xDD you stand pleas'd uWu withaw. +BASSANyIO. xDD And UwU do UwU you, >_> Gwatianyo, >_> mean ÚwÚ good OwO faith? +GRATIANO. Yes, ^w^ faith, x3 my OwO wowd. +BASSANyIO. Our >_> feast UwU shaww be much honyouwed uWu in x3 youw marriage. +GRATIANO. ^-^ We'ww :33 pway with ^w^ them: x3 the xDD fiwst ;;w;; boy fow :3 a thousand +xDD ducats. +OwO NyEWISSA. What, ÚwÚ and OwO stake down? +GRATIANO. No; ^.^ we UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew x3 win uWu at :3 that sport, ÚwÚ and OwO stake ;;w;; down- +OwO But who x3 comes hewe? Lorenzo ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO infidew? +What, ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; owd Venyetian fwiend, Salerio! + +Entew >_< WOWENZO, OwO JESSICA, ÚwÚ and SAWEWIO, :3 a :3 messengew +from :33 Venyice + +BASSANyIO. Lorenzo ÚwÚ and Salerio, wewcome hithew, +;;w;; If :3 that x3 the :33 youth of x3 my x3 nyew OwO int'west OwO hewe +:3 Have powew to bid xDD you x3 wewcome. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, +UwU I bid x3 my xDD vewy ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ countwymen, +ÚwÚ Sweet :33 Powtia, x3 wewcome. +POWTIA. ^w^ So UwU do I, x3 my wowd; +^-^ They OwO awe entiwewy x3 wewcome. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw honyouw. For x3 my >_> pawt, x3 my uWu wowd, +OwO My OwO puwpose UwU was nyot to uWu have :3 seen xDD you ^.^ hewe; +OwO But meeting with uWu Sawewio ^.^ by x3 the :3 way, +>w< He uWu did entweat uWu me, x3 past aww :3 saying x3 nyay, +;;w;; To come with ^.^ him >_> awong. +SALERIO. UwU I ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, +xDD And UwU I uWu have reason fow :3 it. :33 Signyiow Antonio +^-^ Commends ^.^ him to OwO you. xDD [Gives ^w^ BASSANyIO :3 a >_> wettew] +BASSANyIO. Ere UwU I ^w^ ope :33 his letter, +UwU I pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me >w< how x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend UwU doth. +SALERIO. ÚwÚ Nyot :33 sick, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ unwess >w< it be uWu in xDD mind; +x3 Nyow weww, ^w^ unwess uWu in xDD mind; :33 his >_> wettew there +Will x3 show xDD you :33 his estate. ^.^ [BASSANyIO :33 opens x3 the >_> wettew] +GRATIANO. Nerissa, cheer :33 yond stwangew; bid her x3 wewcome. +uWu Youw uWu hand, :33 Sawewio. x3 What's x3 the nyews from Venyice? +How xDD doth :3 that royal OwO mewchant, ÚwÚ good Antonyio? +UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he xDD wiww be uWu gwad of UwU ouw success: +We OwO awe x3 the ^w^ Jasons, ^.^ we uWu have ^.^ won x3 the x3 fweece. +SALERIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had ^.^ won x3 the fweece :3 that ^.^ he hath :3 wost. +POWTIA. >_> Thewe OwO awe x3 some shrewd contents uWu in :33 yond same paper +:33 That steals x3 the colour from Bassanio's >_< cheek: +;;w;; Some uWu deaw :33 fwiend >_< dead, >_> ewse >_< nyothing uWu in x3 the wowwd +Could turn UwU so much x3 the ÚwÚ constitution +Of xDD any ^w^ constant man. What, xDD wowse ÚwÚ and wowse! +With weave, x3 Bassanyio: UwU I ^w^ am half yourself, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ must freely uWu have x3 the half of ;;w;; anything +:33 That ÚwÚ this same paper >_< bwings OwO you. +BASSANyIO. x3 O x3 sweet :33 Powtia, +:3 Hewe OwO awe :3 a x3 few of x3 the ^w^ unpweasant'st wowds +:33 That OwO evew uWu bwotted UwU papew! ^w^ Gentwe UwU wady, +x3 When UwU I uWu did xDD fiwst OwO impawt x3 my wuv to UwU you, +UwU I freely told xDD you aww x3 the weawth UwU I xDD had +Wan uWu in x3 my ^.^ veins- UwU I UwU was :3 a gentleman; +xDD And xDD then UwU I told xDD you true. xDD And ^w^ yet, uWu deaw UwU wady, +Rating mysewf uWu at uWu nyothing, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see +How much UwU I UwU was :3 a x3 bwaggawt. x3 When UwU I told xDD you +OwO My >w< state UwU was uWu nyothing, UwU I >_> shouwd xDD then uWu have told xDD you +:33 That UwU I UwU was xDD wowse than uWu nyothing; fow ÚwÚ indeed +UwU I uWu have x3 engag'd mysewf to :3 a uWu deaw fwiend, +>w< Engag'd x3 my :33 fwiend to :33 his mere enyemy, +;;w;; To >w< feed x3 my means. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a letter, UwU wady, +uWu The paper >_< as x3 the >w< body of x3 my fwiend, +xDD And every ;;w;; wowd uWu in >w< it :3 a :33 gaping ;;w;; wound +>w< Issuing ;;w;; wife-bwood. OwO But >_> is >w< it ^-^ twue, ^-^ Sawewio? +>_< Hath aww :33 his :3 ventuwes >_< faiw'd? What, nyot one hit? +Fwom xDD Twipowis, from ÚwÚ Mexico, ÚwÚ and England, +Fwom Lisbon, >w< Bawbawy, ÚwÚ and India, +xDD And nyot one vessel ;;w;; scape x3 the :3 dweadfuw :33 touch +Of >_< mewchant-mawwing rocks? +SALERIO. ÚwÚ Nyot one, x3 my OwO wowd. +:33 Besides, >w< it >_> shouwd appeaw :3 that, >_> if ^.^ he xDD had +uWu The xDD pwesent monyey to ;;w;; dischawge x3 the x3 Jew, +>w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take :3 it. xDD Nyevew uWu did UwU I ^.^ knyow +^-^ A creature :3 that uWu did UwU beaw x3 the xDD shape of x3 man +^w^ So >_> keen ÚwÚ and gweedy to confound :3 a man. +>w< He :3 pwies x3 the >w< Duke uWu at mownying ÚwÚ and uWu at night, +xDD And xDD doth x3 impeach x3 the OwO fweedom of x3 the state, +;;w;; If ;;w;; they UwU deny ^.^ him justice. Twenty mewchants, +uWu The >w< Duke himsewf, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ magnyificoes +Of ÚwÚ gweatest port, uWu have aww >w< pewsuaded with him; +OwO But >_< nyonye ^.^ can UwU dwive ^.^ him from x3 the envious pwea +Of uWu fowfeituwe, of justice, ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU bond. +JESSICA. x3 When UwU I UwU was with :3 him, UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him >_< sweaw +;;w;; To ^w^ Tubaw ÚwÚ and to :33 Chus, :33 his ÚwÚ countwymen, +:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd rather uWu have ÚwÚ Antonyio's >w< fwesh +Than ÚwÚ twenty times x3 the value of x3 the >w< sum +:33 That ^.^ he uWu did >_> owe him; ÚwÚ and UwU I knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; If waw, ÚwÚ authowity, ÚwÚ and x3 powew, UwU deny >_> nyot, +^.^ It xDD wiww OwO go x3 hawd with poor Antonio. +POWTIA. Is >w< it x3 youw uWu deaw :33 fwiend :3 that >_> is OwO thus uWu in trouble? +BASSANyIO. uWu The deawest :33 fwiend to uWu me, x3 the x3 kindest ^w^ man, +uWu The best x3 condition'd ÚwÚ and UwU unweawied ^w^ spiwit +^w^ In xDD doing ;;w;; couwtesies; ÚwÚ and one uWu in ÚwÚ whom +uWu The UwU ancient Roman honour ^.^ mowe >_> appeaws +Than xDD any :3 that ÚwÚ dwaws UwU bweath uWu in Italy. +POWTIA. >_> What >w< sum >_> owes ^.^ he x3 the ^.^ Jew? +BASSANyIO. For uWu me, >w< thwee thousand xDD ducats. +POWTIA. What! nyo UwU mowe? +xDD Pay ^.^ him six ;;w;; thousand, ÚwÚ and x3 deface x3 the bond; +xDD Doubwe six ;;w;; thousand, ÚwÚ and xDD then >w< twebwe :3 that, +^.^ Befowe :3 a :33 fwiend of ÚwÚ this description +Shall wose :3 a >_< haiw ^w^ thwough Bassanio's ^-^ fauwt. +First OwO go with ;;w;; me to ^-^ chuwch ÚwÚ and caww ;;w;; me :3 wife, +xDD And xDD then OwO away to :33 Venyice to x3 youw fwiend; +For >_< nyevew UwU shaww xDD you >_< wie ^.^ by Portia's x3 side +With >w< an unquiet ^-^ souw. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have gowd +;;w;; To x3 pay x3 the petty >_> debt ÚwÚ twenty times over. +x3 When >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ paid, ;;w;; bwing x3 youw true :33 fwiend >_> awong. +OwO My >_< maid ;;w;; Nyewissa ÚwÚ and mysewf UwU meantime +Will ^w^ wive >_< as ^w^ maids ÚwÚ and widows. ^.^ Come, :3 away; +For xDD you UwU shaww >w< hence ;;w;; upon x3 youw ÚwÚ wedding x3 day. +x3 Bid x3 youw ^w^ fwiends ;;w;; wewcome, x3 show :3 a ^.^ mewwy cheer; +Since xDD you OwO awe uWu deaw ^.^ bought, UwU I xDD wiww wuv xDD you deaw. +OwO But wet ;;w;; me hear x3 the >_> wettew of x3 youw :3 fwiend. +BASSANyIO. [Weads] 'Sweet ^-^ Bassanyio, x3 my ÚwÚ ships uWu have aww ^.^ miscawwied, +x3 my ;;w;; cweditows gwow ^-^ cwuew, x3 my estate >_> is xDD vewy low, x3 my :3 bond to x3 the +Jew >_> is x3 fowfeit; ÚwÚ and since, uWu in ÚwÚ paying :33 it, >w< it >_> is xDD impossibwe UwU I +>_> shouwd x3 wive, aww debts OwO awe xDD cweaw'd ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and I, >_> if UwU I ^w^ might +>_> but >_> see xDD you uWu at x3 my death. Notwithstanding, use x3 youw pweasuwe; >_> if +x3 youw wuv UwU do nyot :33 pewsuade xDD you to come, wet nyot x3 my >_> wettew.' +POWTIA. x3 O xDD wuv, dispatch aww business ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ gonye! +BASSANyIO. Since UwU I uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ good OwO weave to OwO go away, +UwU I xDD wiww >_< make haste; but, >w< tiww UwU I come OwO again, +No x3 bed UwU shaww ;;w;; e'ew be guiwty of x3 my ;;w;; stay, +x3 Nyow xDD west be interposer 'twixt >_> us >_< twain. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +>_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew SHYLOCK, uWu SOWANyIO, uWu ANTONyIO, ÚwÚ and GAOLER + +OwO SHYWOCK. Gaoler, wook to ^.^ him. Teww nyot ;;w;; me of mercy- +This >_> is x3 the >w< foow :3 that OwO went x3 out monyey xDD gwatis. +Gaoler, wook to ^.^ him. +>_> ANTONyIO. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ good x3 Shywock. +OwO SHYWOCK. I'll uWu have x3 my bond; speak nyot OwO against x3 my UwU bond. +UwU I uWu have sworn >w< an ^-^ oath :3 that UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 my UwU bond. +^.^ Thou call'dst ;;w;; me dog >w< befowe xDD thou >w< hadst :3 a >_< cause, +But, xDD since UwU I ^w^ am :3 a dog, UwU bewawe x3 my UwU fangs; +uWu The >w< Duke UwU shaww gwant ;;w;; me justice. UwU I UwU do OwO wondew, +^.^ Thou naughty UwU gaowew, :3 that xDD thou awt UwU so fond +;;w;; To come ^.^ abwoad with ^.^ him uWu at :33 his xDD wequest. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I pray uWu thee hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +OwO SHYWOCK. I'll uWu have x3 my UwU bond. UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear uWu thee speak; +I'll uWu have x3 my bond; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe speak nyo more. +I'll nyot be UwU made :3 a soft ÚwÚ and duww-ey'd x3 foow, +;;w;; To ;;w;; shake x3 the head, wewent, ÚwÚ and uWu sigh, ÚwÚ and :33 yiewd, +;;w;; To Christian :3 intewcessows. Follow x3 nyot; +I'll uWu have nyo ^-^ speaking; UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 my UwU bond. uWu Exit +SOWANyIO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the UwU most impenetrable cur +:33 That OwO evew :33 kept with ^.^ men. +>_> ANTONyIO. Let ^.^ him ^.^ awonye; +I'll ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him nyo ^.^ mowe with bootwess prayers. +>w< He >_> seeks x3 my :33 wife; :33 his reason weww UwU I ^w^ knyow: +UwU I ;;w;; oft :33 dewivew'd from :33 his fowfeituwes +xDD Many :3 that uWu have uWu at times UwU made >_> moan to OwO me; +Therefore ^.^ he hates x3 me. +SOWANyIO. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe x3 the >w< Duke +Will >_< nyevew gwant ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ fowfeituwe to hold. +>_> ANTONyIO. uWu The >w< Duke ;;w;; cannyot UwU deny x3 the course of UwU waw; +For x3 the :3 commodity :3 that stwangews uWu have +With >_> us uWu in >_> Venyice, >_> if >w< it be denied, +Will much x3 impeach x3 the justice of x3 the state, +Since :3 that x3 the OwO twade ÚwÚ and pwofit of x3 the UwU city +:33 Consisteth of aww nations. >_< Thewefowe, go; +;;w;; These griefs ÚwÚ and :33 wosses uWu have UwU so bated ;;w;; me +:33 That UwU I UwU shaww hardly ^-^ spawe :3 a ;;w;; pound of >w< fwesh +>_< To-mowwow to x3 my bwoody >_> cweditow. +xDD Weww, UwU gaowew, xDD on; pray ^w^ God :3 Bassanyio come +;;w;; To >_> see ;;w;; me x3 pay :33 his ^.^ debt, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I :3 cawe not. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +Belmont. POWTIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew PORTIA, UwU NyEWISSA, >_< WOWENZO, OwO JESSICA, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ BAWTHASAW + +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Madam, awthough UwU I speak >w< it uWu in x3 youw >_> pwesence, +>_> You uWu have :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and :3 a true conceit +Of godlike OwO amity, which >_> appeaws UwU most >_< stwongwy +^w^ In :33 beawing OwO thus x3 the >w< absence of x3 youw OwO wowd. +OwO But >_> if xDD you UwU knyew to ÚwÚ whom xDD you x3 show ÚwÚ this honyouw, +How true :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman xDD you >_> send relief, +How uWu deaw :3 a wuvw of x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw ^.^ husband, +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ wouwd be >_> pwoudew of x3 the ^.^ wowk +Than >_< customawy >_> bounty ^.^ can enforce OwO you. +POWTIA. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did wepent fow xDD doing UwU good, +x3 Nyow UwU shaww nyot >_< nyow; fow uWu in companions +:33 That UwU do convewse ÚwÚ and uWu waste x3 the time together, +>_< Whose >w< souws UwU do UwU beaw >w< an equal x3 yoke of xDD wuv, +>_> Thewe ^w^ must be >_< nyeeds :3 a ^.^ wike :33 pwopowtion +Of >w< winyeaments, of :3 mannyews, ÚwÚ and of ^-^ spiwit, +>_< Which x3 makes ;;w;; me think :3 that ÚwÚ this Antonio, +uWu Being x3 the ^w^ bosom wuvw of x3 my uWu wowd, +:3 Must >_< nyeeds be ^.^ wike x3 my OwO wowd. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, +How xDD wittwe >_> is x3 the >_> cost UwU I uWu have uWu bestowed +^w^ In >_> puwchasing x3 the ÚwÚ sembwance of x3 my :3 souw +Fwom x3 out x3 the >w< state of hewwish :3 cwuewty! +This x3 comes ^w^ too nyeaw x3 the pwaising of >_< mysewf; +>_< Thewefowe, nyo ^.^ mowe of uWu it; hear othew xDD things. +ÚwÚ Wowenzo, UwU I :3 commit x3 into x3 youw ^.^ hands +uWu The x3 husbandwy ÚwÚ and manage of x3 my ;;w;; house +Untiw x3 my UwU wowd's OwO wetuwn; fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, +UwU I uWu have toward heaven >w< bweath'd :3 a secret vow +;;w;; To ^w^ wive uWu in :3 pwayew ÚwÚ and OwO contempwation, +Onwy ^w^ attended ^.^ by ;;w;; Nyewissa UwU hewe, +Untiw her :33 husband ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU wowd's wetuwn. +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a UwU monyastewy >w< two >_< miwes ^w^ off, +xDD And there ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU abide. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe xDD you +ÚwÚ Nyot to UwU deny ÚwÚ this uWu imposition, +uWu The which x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and x3 some ;;w;; nyecessity +Now ways ;;w;; upon OwO you. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Madam, with aww x3 my >_< heawt +UwU I UwU shaww UwU obey xDD you uWu in >w< an >w< faiw :33 commands. +POWTIA. OwO My OwO peopwe UwU do xDD awweady ^.^ knyow x3 my UwU mind, +xDD And xDD wiww :3 acknyowwedge xDD you ÚwÚ and >_< Jessica +^w^ In :33 pwace of Lord :3 Bassanyio ÚwÚ and :3 mysewf. +^w^ So ^-^ fawe xDD you weww >w< tiww ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 meet ;;w;; again. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Faiw >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy >_> houws >_< attend on you! +JESSICA. UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 youw >w< wadyship aww heart's OwO content. +POWTIA. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw wish, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am weww pleas'd +;;w;; To ÚwÚ wish >w< it back on OwO you. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, OwO Jessica. +Exeunt JESSICA ÚwÚ and >w< WOWENZO +>_> Nyow, ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have OwO evew >_> found uWu thee honyest-twue, +^w^ So wet ;;w;; me find uWu thee xDD stiww. ^.^ Take ÚwÚ this same letter, +xDD And use xDD thou aww x3 th' endeavouw of :3 a x3 man +^w^ In ^w^ speed to Padua; >_> see xDD thou render ÚwÚ this +^.^ Into x3 my uWu cousin's ^.^ hands, uWu Doctow OwO Bewwawio; +xDD And wook >_> what >_> nyotes ÚwÚ and xDD gawments ^.^ he xDD doth UwU give ÚwÚ thee, +Bring ÚwÚ them, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, with xDD imagin'd ^w^ speed +uWu Unto x3 the >w< twaject, to x3 the ^w^ common OwO fewwy +>_< Which :3 twades to >_< Venyice. :3 Waste nyo time uWu in wowds, +OwO But get uWu thee xDD gonye; UwU I UwU shaww be there >w< befowe thee. +BAWTHASAW. uWu Madam, UwU I OwO go with aww UwU convenyient ;;w;; speed. uWu Exit +POWTIA. :3 Come ;;w;; on, Nerissa, UwU I uWu have ^.^ wowk uWu in uWu hand +:33 That xDD you yet ^.^ knyow nyot OwO of; we'll >_> see UwU ouw ;;w;; husbands +^.^ Befowe ;;w;; they think of >_> us. +OwO NyEWISSA. Shall ;;w;; they >_> see us? +POWTIA. ^-^ They UwU shaww, Nerissa; >_> but uWu in xDD such :3 a OwO habit +:33 That ;;w;; they UwU shaww think ^.^ we OwO awe >_> accompwished +With :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ wack. I'll howd uWu thee xDD any ^.^ wagew, +x3 When ^.^ we OwO awe both ÚwÚ accoutwed ^.^ wike xDD young men, +I'll ^-^ pwuv x3 the xDD pwettiew fewwow of x3 the >_> two, +xDD And ^-^ weaw x3 my ÚwÚ daggew with x3 the >_< bwavew gwace, +xDD And speak ^-^ between x3 the change of x3 man ÚwÚ and ;;w;; boy +With :3 a >_< weed voice; ÚwÚ and turn >w< two x3 mincing steps +^.^ Into :3 a xDD manwy ^w^ stwide; ÚwÚ and speak of ^.^ fways +Wike :3 a OwO finye ^.^ bwagging uWu youth; ÚwÚ and tell ^w^ quaint lies, +How ^.^ honyouwabwe ^.^ wadies >_< sought x3 my xDD wuv, +>_< Which UwU I ^w^ denying, ;;w;; they UwU feww >w< sick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ died- +UwU I couwd nyot UwU do uWu withaw. UwU Then I'll repent, +xDD And ÚwÚ wish fow aww :3 that, :3 that UwU I xDD had nyot kill'd OwO them. +xDD And ÚwÚ twenty of these >_< puny wies I'll uWu teww, +:33 That ;;w;; men UwU shaww >_< sweaw UwU I uWu have >_> discontinyued OwO schoow +About :3 a >_> twewvemonth. UwU I uWu have within x3 my ^-^ mind +^-^ A thousand >w< waw tricks of these ^.^ bwagging >w< Jacks, +>_< Which UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ pwactise. +OwO NyEWISSA. Why, UwU shaww ^.^ we turn to men? +POWTIA. OwO Fie, >_> what :3 a ^w^ question's :3 that, +;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt nyeaw :3 a x3 wewd interpreter! +OwO But come, I'll tell uWu thee aww x3 my whole xDD device +x3 When UwU I ^w^ am uWu in x3 my x3 coach, which uWu stays fow >_> us +At x3 the ^-^ pawk >_> gate; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^.^ haste away, +For ^.^ we ^w^ must UwU measuwe ÚwÚ twenty >_< miwes ^w^ to-day. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +Belmont. uWu The >_< gawden + +Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ and JESSICA + +:33 WAUNCEWOT. Yes, ÚwÚ twuwy; for, wook UwU you, x3 the :3 sins of x3 the >w< fathew OwO awe to +be laid ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD chiwdwen; OwO thewefowe, UwU I promise UwU you, UwU I feaw OwO you. +UwU I UwU was awways uWu pwain with UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU so nyow UwU I speak x3 my agitation of +x3 the mattew; >_< thewefowe be ^.^ o' ÚwÚ good cheew, fow :33 twuwy UwU I think xDD you OwO awe +^w^ damn'd. >_> Thewe >_> is >_> but one UwU hope uWu in >w< it :3 that ^.^ can UwU do xDD you xDD any UwU good, ÚwÚ and +:3 that >_> is >_> but :3 a uWu kind of ^.^ bastawd hope, >_> nyeithew. +JESSICA. xDD And >_> what UwU hope >_> is :3 that, UwU I pray thee? +:33 WAUNCEWOT. OwO Mawwy, xDD you OwO may ;;w;; pawtwy UwU hope :3 that x3 youw >w< fathew ^w^ got xDD you nyot- +:3 that xDD you OwO awe nyot x3 the xDD Jew's >w< daughtew. +JESSICA. :33 That :3 wewe :3 a uWu kind of ^.^ bastawd UwU hope :33 indeed; UwU so x3 the :3 sins of x3 my +mothew >_> shouwd be OwO visited ;;w;; upon x3 me. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. Truly xDD then UwU I feaw xDD you OwO awe damn'd both ^.^ by >w< fathew ÚwÚ and +mothew; OwO thus when UwU I UwU shun Scylla, x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, UwU I faww x3 into +:33 Chawybdis, x3 youw mothew; weww, xDD you OwO awe >_> gonye both uWu ways. +JESSICA. UwU I UwU shaww be >w< sav'd ^.^ by x3 my xDD husband; ^.^ he hath UwU made ;;w;; me :3 a +>_> Chwistian. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ Twuwy, x3 the ^.^ mowe to uWu bwame he; ^.^ we :3 wewe Chwistians ^w^ enyow +x3 befowe, ^w^ e'en >_< as UwU many >_< as couwd weww ^w^ wive one ^.^ by anyothew. This +x3 making of Chwistians xDD wiww >w< waise x3 the pwice of ÚwÚ hogs; >_> if ^.^ we gwow aww +to be ;;w;; powk-eatews, ^.^ we UwU shaww nyot x3 showtwy uWu have :3 a >_< washew on x3 the +ÚwÚ coaws fow money. + +Entew >w< WOWENZO + +JESSICA. I'll tell x3 my ^.^ husband, Launcelot, >_> what xDD you say; OwO hewe ^.^ he +^w^ comes. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I UwU shaww gwow jealous of xDD you shortly, Launcelot, >_> if xDD you +OwO thus get x3 my >w< wife x3 into ^w^ cownyews. +JESSICA. Nyay, xDD you >_< nyeed nor feaw us, >_> Wowenzo; OwO Wauncewot ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe +out; ^.^ he uWu tewws ;;w;; me :33 fwatwy there's nyo xDD mewcy fow ;;w;; me uWu in ^.^ heaven, +uWu because UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD Jew's ;;w;; daughtew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; says xDD you OwO awe nyo ÚwÚ good member +of x3 the commonwealth, fow uWu in :3 convewting OwO Jews to Chwistians xDD you +>w< waise x3 the pwice of >_< powk. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I UwU shaww answew :3 that xDD bettew to x3 the >_> commonweawth than xDD you +^.^ can x3 the UwU getting x3 up of x3 the >_> nyegwo's belly; x3 the Moor >_> is with chiwd +^.^ by UwU you, ;;w;; Wauncewot. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^.^ It >_> is much :3 that x3 the Moor >_> shouwd be ^.^ mowe than UwU weason; >_> but +>_> if ^.^ she be less than >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ woman, ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ mowe than UwU I +>_> took her ;;w;; fow. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. How every >w< foow ^.^ can :33 pway ;;w;; upon x3 the word! UwU I think x3 the best +xDD gwace of wit xDD wiww x3 showtwy turn x3 into siwence, ÚwÚ and uWu discouwse gwow +commendabwe uWu in >_< nyonye >w< onwy >_> but ;;w;; pawwots. Go x3 in, siwwah; bid them +>_> pwepawe fow uWu dinnyew. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. :33 That >_> is :33 donye, siw; ;;w;; they uWu have aww ;;w;; stomachs. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU Goodwy Wowd, >_> what :3 a x3 wit-snyappew OwO awe you! UwU Then bid them +>_> pwepawe uWu dinnyew. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. :33 That >_> is donye :3 too, ^w^ siw, >w< onwy 'cover' >_> is x3 the OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Will xDD you cover, >w< then, UwU siw? +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, ^w^ siw, UwU nyeithew; UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my duty. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ mowe >w< quawwewwing with ^.^ occasion! ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou x3 show x3 the +whole weawth of >w< thy wit uWu in >w< an :3 instant? UwU I pray uWu thee understand :3 a +uWu pwain x3 man uWu in :33 his uWu pwain meanying: OwO go to >w< thy fewwows, bid them UwU cuvw +x3 the ^-^ tabwe, serve uWu in x3 the meat, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww come uWu in to uWu dinnyew. +:33 WAUNCEWOT. For x3 the ^-^ tabwe, ^w^ siw, >w< it UwU shaww be sewv'd UwU in; fow x3 the meat, +^w^ siw, >w< it UwU shaww be ^w^ cuvw'd; fow x3 youw xDD coming uWu in to xDD dinnyew, ^w^ siw, >w< why, +wet >w< it be >_< as humours ÚwÚ and OwO conceits UwU shaww govern. +uWu Exit +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. x3 O uWu deaw discretion, >w< how :33 his wowds OwO awe UwU suited! +uWu The >w< foow hath ^-^ pwanted uWu in :33 his ^w^ memowy +^-^ An ^.^ awmy of ÚwÚ good words; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow +^-^ A UwU many foows :3 that stand uWu in xDD bettew pwace, +xDD Gawnyish'd ^.^ wike :3 him, :3 that fow :3 a ÚwÚ twicksy ;;w;; wowd +>_> Defy x3 the :3 mattew. How cheew'st UwU thou, >_> Jessica? +xDD And now, ÚwÚ good sweet, >_> say >w< thy :33 opinyion, +How dost xDD thou ^.^ wike x3 the Lord Bassanio's :33 wife? +JESSICA. ^w^ Past aww >_< expwessing. ^.^ It >_> is xDD vewy :3 meet +uWu The Lord :3 Bassanyio ^w^ wive >w< an ^w^ upwight :3 wife, +For, xDD having xDD such :3 a >_> bwessing uWu in :33 his UwU wady, +>w< He ÚwÚ finds x3 the joys of heaven OwO hewe on ^w^ eawth; +xDD And >_> if on ^.^ eawth ^.^ he UwU do nyot merit :33 it, +^w^ In reason ^.^ he >_> shouwd >_< nyevew come to UwU heaven. +Why, >_> if >w< two gods >_> shouwd :33 pway x3 some ^-^ heavenwy ;;w;; match, +xDD And on x3 the wagew uWu way >w< two ÚwÚ eawthwy UwU women, +xDD And :33 Powtia one, there ^w^ must be ^-^ something >_> ewse +Pawn'd with x3 the >w< othew; fow x3 the poor wude wowwd +>_< Hath nyot her UwU fewwow. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Even xDD such :3 a :33 husband +Hast xDD thou of ;;w;; me >_< as ^.^ she >_> is fow :3 a x3 wife. +JESSICA. Nyay, >_> but ^w^ ask x3 my opinyion ^w^ too of x3 that. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I xDD wiww anon; xDD fiwst wet >_> us OwO go to uWu dinnyew. +JESSICA. Nyay, wet ;;w;; me praise xDD you OwO whiwe UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 stomach. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. :3 Nyo, pray ÚwÚ thee, wet >w< it serve fow OwO tabwe-tawk; +UwU Then howsome'ew xDD thou >w< speak'st, 'mong othew ^.^ things +UwU I UwU shaww digest :3 it. +JESSICA. xDD Weww, I'll uWu set xDD you forth. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>_< Venyice. uWu The court of justice + +Entew x3 the ^w^ DUKE, x3 the ^.^ MAGNyIFICOES, uWu ANTONyIO, OwO BASSANyIO, GRATIANO, SAWEWIO, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS + +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. What, >_> is Antonio hewe? +>_> ANTONyIO. >_> Weady, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy fow ÚwÚ thee; xDD thou awt come to answew +^-^ A >_< stony ^.^ advewsawy, >w< an UwU inhuman :3 wwetch, +Uncapabwe of pity, >_< void ÚwÚ and :33 empty +Fwom xDD any UwU dwam of mercy. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I uWu have heard +uWu Youw Gwace hath >_> ta'en great ^w^ pains to OwO quawify +ÚwÚ His rigorous UwU couwse; >_> but xDD since ^.^ he >w< stands UwU obduwate, +xDD And :3 that nyo ÚwÚ wawfuw means ^.^ can carry ;;w;; me +UwU Out of :33 his OwO envy's x3 weach, UwU I UwU do ;;w;; oppose +OwO My uWu patience to :33 his ^w^ fuwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am awm'd +;;w;; To suffew with :3 a quietnyess of ^w^ spiwit +uWu The xDD vewy uWu tywanny ÚwÚ and xDD wage of ÚwÚ his. +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. Go one, ÚwÚ and caww x3 the Jew x3 into x3 the >_< couwt. +SALERIO. >w< He >_> is ready uWu at x3 the door; ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, x3 my OwO wowd. + +Entew :3 SHYWOCK + +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. ^-^ Make room, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him stand >w< befowe UwU ouw ;;w;; face. +>_< Shywock, x3 the wowwd thinks, ÚwÚ and UwU I think UwU so :3 too, +:33 That xDD thou >_> but ÚwÚ weadest ÚwÚ this fashion of >w< thy malice +;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast >_> houw of ÚwÚ act; ÚwÚ and >w< then, UwU 'tis ^-^ thought, +Thou'lt x3 show >w< thy xDD mewcy ÚwÚ and wemowse, ^.^ mowe ;;w;; stwange +Than >_> is >w< thy ;;w;; stwange apparent cruelty; +xDD And :3 whewe xDD thou nyow x3 exacts x3 the :33 penyawty, +>_< Which >_> is :3 a ;;w;; pound of ÚwÚ this poor merchant's OwO fwesh, +^.^ Thou wiwt nyot >w< onwy ;;w;; woose x3 the uWu fowfeituwe, +But, touch'd with human ^-^ gentwenyess ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, +>_< Fowgive :3 a >_> moiety of x3 the ;;w;; pwincipaw, +OwO Gwancing >w< an ^w^ eye of pity on :33 his losses, +:33 That uWu have of wate UwU so ;;w;; huddwed on :33 his OwO back- +Enyow to x3 pwess :3 a royal merchant ;;w;; down, +xDD And pluck UwU commisewation of :33 his >w< state +Fwom bwassy >_> bosoms ÚwÚ and OwO wough heawts of xDD fwint, +Fwom ^-^ stubbown Turks ÚwÚ and :3 Tawtaws, >_< nyevew ;;w;; twain'd +;;w;; To ;;w;; offices of xDD tendew uWu couwtesy. +We aww >_< expect :3 a ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ answew, ^w^ Jew. +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I uWu have >_< possess'd x3 youw Gwace of >_> what UwU I xDD puwpose, +xDD And ^.^ by UwU ouw >w< howy Sabbath uWu have UwU I sworn +;;w;; To uWu have x3 the >_< due ÚwÚ and forfeit of x3 my UwU bond. +;;w;; If xDD you UwU deny :33 it, wet x3 the danger >w< wight +>_> Upon x3 youw ÚwÚ chawtew ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^.^ city's freedom. +You'll ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >w< why UwU I rather choose to uWu have +^-^ A >_> weight of OwO cawwion >w< fwesh than to receive +Thwee thousand xDD ducats. I'll nyot answew :3 that, +OwO But >_> say >w< it >_> is x3 my ^w^ humouw- >_> is >w< it x3 answew'd? +>_> What >_> if x3 my ;;w;; house be troubled with :3 a rat, +xDD And UwU I be pleas'd to UwU give ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; ducats +;;w;; To uWu have >w< it :33 ban'd? What, OwO awe xDD you x3 answew'd :33 yet? +;;w;; Some ;;w;; men there OwO awe wuv nyot :3 a :33 gaping :33 pig; +;;w;; Some :3 that OwO awe ^-^ mad >_> if ;;w;; they behowd :3 a cat; +xDD And ^w^ othews, when x3 the bagpipe ^-^ sings :33 i' x3 th' nose, +UwU Cannyot ^.^ contain uWu theiw ÚwÚ uwinye; fow :33 affection, +Mistress of ^-^ passion, >_< sways >w< it to x3 the ^w^ mood +Of >_> what >w< it likes ow :3 woathes. >_> Nyow, fow x3 youw :33 answew: +;;w;; As there >_> is nyo >w< fiwm reason to be ^.^ wend'wed +Why ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot abide :3 a :33 gaping :33 pig; +Why xDD he, :3 a UwU hawmwess ^.^ nyecessawy cat; +Why xDD he, :3 a woollen uWu bagpipe, >_> but of force +:3 Must yield to xDD such inevitable ^-^ shame +;;w;; As to xDD offend, >_< himsewf ^.^ being UwU offended; +^w^ So ^.^ can UwU I UwU give nyo weason, nor UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, +uWu Mowe than :3 a ^w^ wodg'd ^-^ hate ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD cewtain ;;w;; woathing +UwU I UwU beaw Antonio, :3 that UwU I ;;w;; fowwow OwO thus +^-^ A losing >_> suit OwO against ^.^ him. ^w^ Awe xDD you ÚwÚ answewed? +BASSANyIO. This >_> is nyo ÚwÚ answew, xDD thou ÚwÚ unfeewing ^w^ man, +;;w;; To UwU excuse x3 the :3 cuwwent of >w< thy ÚwÚ cwuewty. +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ^w^ am nyot bound to uWu pwease uWu thee with x3 my answers. +BASSANyIO. Do aww ;;w;; men OwO kiww x3 the ^.^ things ;;w;; they UwU do nyot love? +OwO SHYWOCK. ;;w;; Hates xDD any x3 man x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot kiww? +BASSANyIO. Evewy offence >_> is nyot :3 a ^-^ hate uWu at fiwst. +OwO SHYWOCK. What, wouldst xDD thou uWu have :3 a serpent ÚwÚ sting uWu thee ^w^ twice? +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I pray UwU you, think xDD you ;;w;; question with x3 the ^w^ Jew. +>_> You OwO may >_< as weww OwO go stand ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< beach +xDD And bid x3 the :33 main flood uWu bate :33 his ^.^ usuaw :3 height; +>_> You OwO may >_< as weww use ;;w;; question with x3 the OwO wowf, +Why ^.^ he hath UwU made x3 the ewe UwU bweat fow x3 the ^.^ wamb; +>_> You OwO may >_< as weww UwU fowbid x3 the OwO mountain ^w^ pinyes +;;w;; To wag uWu theiw xDD high >_< tops ÚwÚ and to >_< make nyo noise +x3 When ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 fwetten with x3 the xDD gusts of xDD heaven; +>_> You OwO may >_< as weww UwU do ;;w;; anything UwU most x3 hawd +;;w;; As >_> seek to :33 soften >_< that- than which UwU what's >_< hawdew?- +ÚwÚ His ^w^ jewish ;;w;; heawt. >_< Thewefowe, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, +^-^ Make nyo ^-^ moe UwU offews, use nyo ^-^ fawthew >_< means, +OwO But with aww bwief ÚwÚ and uWu pwain UwU convenyiency +Let ;;w;; me uWu have ^.^ judgment, ÚwÚ and x3 the Jew :33 his :33 wiww. +BASSANyIO. For >w< thy >w< thwee thousand ;;w;; ducats OwO hewe >_> is ;;w;; six. +OwO SHYWOCK. ;;w;; If every ;;w;; ducat uWu in six thousand ;;w;; ducats +^.^ Wewe uWu in six xDD pawts, ÚwÚ and every ÚwÚ pawt :3 a ^w^ ducat, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot dwaw OwO them; UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 my UwU bond. +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. How shalt xDD thou UwU hope fow mercy, OwO wend'wing none? +OwO SHYWOCK. >_> What ^w^ judgment UwU shaww UwU I >w< dwead, xDD doing nyo ÚwÚ wwong? +>_> You uWu have ^-^ among xDD you UwU many :3 a >w< puwchas'd :33 swave, +>_< Which, fike x3 youw asses ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^.^ dogs ÚwÚ and x3 muwes, +>_> You use uWu in abject ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 swavish xDD pawts, +>_< Because xDD you xDD bought OwO them; UwU shaww UwU I >_> say to xDD you +^w^ 'Wet them be >w< fwee, marry them to x3 youw >w< heiws- +Why UwU sweat ;;w;; they :33 undew burdens?- wet uWu theiw beds +^w^ Be UwU made >_< as soft >_< as >_< youws, ÚwÚ and wet uWu theiw uWu pawates +^w^ Be season'd with xDD such ^-^ viands'? >_> You xDD wiww answew +'The xDD swaves OwO awe ouws.' ^w^ So UwU do UwU I answew xDD you: +uWu The ;;w;; pound of >w< fwesh which UwU I ;;w;; demand of ^.^ him +Is ÚwÚ deawwy ^.^ bought, UwU 'tis >_> minye, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww uWu have :3 it. +;;w;; If xDD you UwU deny uWu me, fie ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD waw! +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo force uWu in x3 the decrees of >_< Venyice. +UwU I stand fow >_> judgment; answer; UwU shaww UwU I uWu have :33 it? +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. >_> Upon x3 my powew UwU I OwO may dismiss ÚwÚ this xDD couwt, +OwO Unwess ^.^ Bewwawio, :3 a :33 weawnyed doctor, +;;w;; Whom UwU I uWu have sent fow to determine uWu this, +:3 Come OwO hewe ^w^ to-day. +SALERIO. OwO My uWu wowd, OwO hewe uWu stays ^-^ without +^-^ A :3 messengew with x3 wettews from x3 the doctor, +xDD Nyew come from ^w^ Padua. +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. Bring >_> us x3 the letters; caww x3 the :3 messengew. +BASSANyIO. ^-^ Good cheew, Antonio! What, ^w^ man, couwage UwU yet! +uWu The Jew UwU shaww uWu have x3 my OwO fwesh, bwood, xDD bonyes, ÚwÚ and all, +Ere xDD thou shalt wose fow ;;w;; me one >_< dwop of blood. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD tainted xDD wethew of x3 the UwU fwock, +>_> Meetest fow ÚwÚ death; x3 the weakest uWu kind of ^w^ fwuit +>w< Dwops ÚwÚ eawwiest to x3 the ground, ÚwÚ and UwU so wet x3 me. +>_> You ;;w;; cannyot xDD bettew be >w< empwoy'd, ^-^ Bassanyio, +Than to ^w^ wive still, ÚwÚ and >w< wwite >_< minye epitaph. + +Entew NyEWISSA OwO dwessed ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ wawyew's OwO cwewk + +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. >_< Came xDD you from xDD Padua, from :33 Bewwawio? +OwO NyEWISSA. Fwom xDD both, x3 my OwO wowd. Bewwawio greets x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +[Presents :3 a >_> wettew] +BASSANyIO. Why dost xDD thou ^w^ whet >w< thy knyife UwU so UwU eawnyestwy? +OwO SHYWOCK. ;;w;; To :3 cut x3 the ÚwÚ fowfeituwe from :3 that >w< bankwupt :33 thewe. +GRATIANO. ÚwÚ Nyot on >w< thy :33 sowe, >_> but on >w< thy x3 souw, UwU hawsh x3 Jew, +^.^ Thou xDD mak'st >w< thy knyife keen; >_> but nyo >_< metaw ^-^ can, +:3 Nyo, nyot x3 the hangman's axe, UwU beaw half x3 the uWu keennyess +Of >w< thy ^-^ shawp envy. UwU Can nyo >_< pwayews xDD piewce thee? +OwO SHYWOCK. :3 Nyo, >_< nyonye :3 that xDD thou x3 hast wit enough to >_> make. +GRATIANO. >_< O, be xDD thou ÚwÚ damn'd, inyexecwabwe dog! +xDD And fow >w< thy >w< wife wet justice be ^-^ accus'd. +^.^ Thou almost xDD mak'st ;;w;; me wavew uWu in x3 my ^w^ faith, +;;w;; To howd opinyion with >_< Pythagowas +:33 That >w< souws of animals >_> infuse x3 themsewves +^.^ Into x3 the ^w^ twunks of ^.^ men. x3 Thy xDD cuwwish ^w^ spiwit +xDD Guvwn'd :3 a OwO wowf who, :33 hang'd fow human slaughter, +Even from x3 the >_< gawwows uWu did :33 his UwU feww :3 souw >_< fweet, +^.^ And, whiwst xDD thou ;;w;; wayest uWu in >w< thy :33 unhawwowed :33 dam, +:33 Infus'd itsewf uWu in ÚwÚ thee; fow >w< thy desiwes +^w^ Awe >_> wowfish, x3 bwoody, ^-^ stawv'd ÚwÚ and xDD wavenyous. +OwO SHYWOCK. Tiww xDD thou ;;w;; canst waiw x3 the UwU seaw from x3 off x3 my bond, +^.^ Thou >_> but OwO offend'st >w< thy >w< wungs to speak UwU so :3 woud; +>w< Wepaiw >w< thy ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ good youth, ow >w< it xDD wiww faww +;;w;; To cureless UwU wuin. UwU I stand OwO hewe fow law. +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. This >_> wettew from Bewwawio xDD doth ÚwÚ commend +^-^ A xDD young ÚwÚ and :33 weawnyed x3 doctow to UwU ouw >_< couwt. +Whewe >_> is uWu he? +OwO NyEWISSA. >w< He attendeth OwO hewe x3 hawd ^.^ by +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 youw ÚwÚ answew, >w< whethew you'ww ^w^ admit ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. ;;w;; Some >w< thwee ow fouw of xDD you +Go UwU give ^.^ him ^-^ couwteous ÚwÚ conduct to ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. +UwU Meantime, x3 the court UwU shaww hear >_> Bewwawio's >_> wettew. +:33 CWEWK. [Weads] uWu 'Youw Gwace UwU shaww understand :3 that uWu at x3 the :33 weceipt +of x3 youw >_> wettew UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy xDD sick; >_> but uWu in x3 the x3 instant :3 that x3 youw +:3 messengew came, uWu in >w< woving xDD visitation UwU was with ;;w;; me :3 a xDD young x3 doctow +of ^w^ Wome- :33 his xDD nyame >_> is Balthazar. UwU I >_> acquainted ^.^ him with x3 the cause +uWu in controversy ^-^ between x3 the Jew ÚwÚ and Antonio x3 the mewchant; ^.^ we +>_> tuwn'd ^-^ o'ew UwU many uWu books together; ^.^ he >_> is >_> fuwnyished with x3 my opinyion +^w^ which, ^.^ bettewed with :33 his UwU own ;;w;; weawnying-the :33 gweatnyess xDD wheweof UwU I +;;w;; cannyot enough x3 commend- x3 comes with ^.^ him uWu at x3 my ^.^ impowtunyity to ^w^ fiww +x3 up x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's request uWu in x3 my stead. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you wet :33 his ^.^ wack +of years be nyo x3 impediment to wet ^.^ him ^.^ wack :3 a reverend ^w^ estimation, +fow UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew UwU so xDD young :3 a >w< body with UwU so ;;w;; owd :3 a >_> head. UwU I OwO weave ^.^ him +to x3 youw >_> gwacious acceptance, x3 whose uWu twiaw UwU shaww xDD bettew xDD pubwish :33 his +OwO commendation.' + +Entew PORTIA fow BALTHAZAR, OwO dwessed ^.^ wike :3 a uWu Doctow of Laws + +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. YOU hear x3 the weawn'd ^.^ Bewwawio, >_> what ^.^ he xDD wwites; +xDD And UwU hewe, UwU I OwO take :33 it, >_> is x3 the x3 doctow x3 come. +Give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; come xDD you from ;;w;; owd :33 Bewwawio? +POWTIA. UwU I ^-^ did, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. >_> You OwO awe wewcome; OwO take x3 youw ;;w;; pwace. +^w^ Awe xDD you >_> acquainted with x3 the ^.^ diffewence +:33 That ÚwÚ howds ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ;;w;; question uWu in x3 the ^w^ couwt? +POWTIA. UwU I ^w^ am infowmed throughly of x3 the OwO cause. +>_< Which >_> is x3 the merchant UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and which x3 the ^.^ Jew? +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. Antonio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd >_< Shywock, both stand forth. +POWTIA. Is x3 youw xDD nyame Shylock? +OwO SHYWOCK. :33 Shywock >_> is x3 my nyame. +POWTIA. Of :3 a ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is x3 the >_> suit xDD you >w< fowwow; +ÚwÚ Yet uWu in xDD such UwU wuwe :3 that x3 the Venyetian law +UwU Cannyot >_< impugn xDD you >_< as xDD you UwU do ^-^ pwoceed. +>_> You stand within :33 his uWu dangew, UwU do xDD you ^w^ nyot? +>_> ANTONyIO. Ay, UwU so ^.^ he says. +POWTIA. Do xDD you x3 confess x3 the xDD bond? +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I xDD do. +POWTIA. UwU Then ^w^ must x3 the Jew be mewcifuw. +OwO SHYWOCK. On >_> what x3 compuwsion ^w^ must >_< I? Teww ;;w;; me x3 that. +POWTIA. uWu The ;;w;; quawity of xDD mewcy >_> is nyot strain'd; +^.^ It droppeth >_< as x3 the ^-^ gentwe xDD wain from heaven +>_> Upon x3 the :33 pwace beneath. ^.^ It >_> is twice blest: +^.^ It >_< bwesseth ^.^ him :3 that ;;w;; gives ÚwÚ and ^.^ him :3 that >_> takes. +'Tis mightiest uWu in x3 the :33 mightiest; >w< it x3 becomes +uWu The throned :33 monyawch xDD bettew than :33 his >_< cwown; +ÚwÚ His sceptre >_< shows x3 the force of :33 tempowaw x3 powew, +uWu The >_> attwibute to OwO awe ÚwÚ and ^.^ majesty, +^-^ Whewein xDD doth sit x3 the xDD dwead ÚwÚ and feaw of >w< kings; +OwO But xDD mewcy >_> is :33 abuv ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ sceptwed sway, +^.^ It >_> is ^w^ enthwonyed uWu in x3 the heawts of OwO kings, +^.^ It >_> is >w< an >_> attwibute to ^w^ God :33 himsewf; +xDD And ÚwÚ eawthwy powew xDD doth xDD then x3 show likest >_> God's +x3 When xDD mewcy seasons justice. >_< Thewefowe, x3 Jew, +;;w;; Though justice be >w< thy plea, OwO considew OwO this- +:33 That uWu in x3 the course of justice >_< nyonye of >_> us +Should >_> see >_> sawvation; ^.^ we UwU do pray fow mercy, +xDD And :3 that same :3 pwayew xDD doth >_< teach >_> us aww to render +uWu The >_< deeds of mercy. UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke OwO thus much +;;w;; To mitigate x3 the justice of >w< thy plea, +>_< Which >_> if xDD thou follow, ÚwÚ this :3 stwict court of :33 Venyice +:3 Must >_< nyeeds UwU give :33 sentence uWu 'gainst x3 the merchant :33 thewe. +OwO SHYWOCK. OwO My >_< deeds ;;w;; upon x3 my ÚwÚ head! UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 the waw, +uWu The penalty ÚwÚ and forfeit of x3 my UwU bond. +BASSANyIO. Yes; OwO hewe UwU I xDD tendew >w< it fow ^.^ him uWu in x3 the >_> couwt; +Yea, twice x3 the sum; >_> if :3 that xDD wiww nyot :3 suffice, +UwU I xDD wiww be bound to x3 pay >w< it ;;w;; ten times ^-^ o'ew +On forfeit of x3 my ^.^ hands, x3 my head, x3 my heawt; +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this xDD wiww nyot :3 suffice, >w< it ^w^ must appeaw +:33 That malice bears down truth. ^.^ And, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +:33 Wwest >_> once x3 the law to x3 youw ^w^ authowity; +;;w;; To UwU do :3 a great >w< wight UwU do :3 a xDD wittwe wwong, +xDD And ^.^ cuwb ÚwÚ this UwU cwuew ^.^ deviw of :33 his :33 wiww. +POWTIA. ^.^ It ^w^ must nyot be; there >_> is nyo powew uWu in :33 Venyice +UwU Can x3 awtew :3 a x3 decwee uWu estabwished; +'Twiww be wecowded fow :3 a precedent, +xDD And UwU many >w< an error, ^.^ by x3 the same ^w^ exampwe, +Will >_< wush x3 into x3 the ^w^ state; >w< it ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. +OwO SHYWOCK. ^-^ A Danyiew come to ;;w;; judgment! Yea, :3 a Daniel! +x3 O uWu wise xDD young ^w^ judge, >w< how UwU I UwU do honour uWu thee! +POWTIA. UwU I pray UwU you, wet ;;w;; me wook ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU bond. +OwO SHYWOCK. :3 Hewe x3 'tis, UwU most reverend >w< Doctow; OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. +POWTIA. >_< Shywock, there's thrice >w< thy monyey ;;w;; off'wed thee. +OwO SHYWOCK. ^-^ An ;;w;; oath, >w< an ^.^ oath! UwU I uWu have >w< an ^-^ oath uWu in UwU heaven. +Shall UwU I uWu way ^w^ pewjuwy ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO souw? +:3 Nyo, nyot fow >_< Venyice. +POWTIA. Why, ÚwÚ this :3 bond >_> is x3 fowfeit; +xDD And wawfuwwy ^.^ by ÚwÚ this x3 the Jew OwO may >_< cwaim +^-^ A ;;w;; pound of OwO fwesh, to be ^.^ by ^.^ him :3 cut x3 off +>_< Nyeawest x3 the merchant's ;;w;; heawt. ^w^ Be mewcifuw. +^.^ Take thrice >w< thy ;;w;; monyey; bid ;;w;; me teaw x3 the UwU bond. +OwO SHYWOCK. x3 When >w< it >_> is paid accowding to x3 the tenour. +^.^ It xDD doth appeaw xDD you OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy ;;w;; judge; +>_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the UwU waw; x3 youw xDD exposition +>_< Hath :33 been UwU most >w< sound; UwU I :3 chawge xDD you ^.^ by x3 the waw, +:3 Wheweof xDD you OwO awe :3 a OwO weww-desewving pillar, +ÚwÚ Pwoceed to ;;w;; judgment. ^-^ By x3 my :3 souw UwU I >_< sweaw +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo powew uWu in x3 the >_> tongue of x3 man +;;w;; To x3 awtew x3 me. UwU I xDD stay OwO hewe on x3 my UwU bond. +>_> ANTONyIO. :3 Most UwU heawtiwy UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 the court +;;w;; To UwU give x3 the ;;w;; judgment. +POWTIA. Why >w< then, OwO thus >w< it ^w^ is: +>_> You ^w^ must >_> pwepawe x3 youw ^w^ bosom fow :33 his x3 knyife. +OwO SHYWOCK. x3 O x3 nyobwe >_< judge! x3 O :3 excewwent xDD young ;;w;; man! +POWTIA. For x3 the :3 intent ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose of x3 the law +>_< Hath full wewation to x3 the :33 penyawty, +>_< Which OwO hewe appeareth >_< due ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU bond. +OwO SHYWOCK. 'Tis xDD vewy true. x3 O uWu wise ÚwÚ and ^w^ upwight ^w^ judge, +How much ^.^ mowe :33 ewdew awt xDD thou than >w< thy OwO wooks! +POWTIA. >_< Thewefowe, uWu way OwO bawe x3 youw ÚwÚ bosom. +OwO SHYWOCK. Ay, :33 his uWu bweast- +^w^ So ;;w;; says x3 the bond; xDD doth >w< it >_> nyot, x3 nyobwe OwO judge? +'Nyeawest :33 his heawt,' UwU those OwO awe x3 the xDD vewy ÚwÚ wowds. +POWTIA. ^.^ It >_> is :3 so. ^w^ Awe there ^w^ bawance OwO hewe to >w< weigh +uWu The flesh? +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I uWu have them weady. +POWTIA. :3 Have ^.^ by x3 some surgeon, >_< Shywock, on x3 youw charge, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop :33 his ;;w;; wounds, xDD west ^.^ he UwU do bweed to death. +OwO SHYWOCK. Is >w< it UwU so ^w^ nyominyated uWu in x3 the xDD bond? +POWTIA. ^.^ It >_> is nyot UwU so ^-^ expwess'd, >_> but >_> what of ^-^ that? +uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good xDD you UwU do UwU so much fow charity. +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot find uWu it; UwU 'tis nyot uWu in x3 the UwU bond. +POWTIA. >_< You, OwO mewchant, uWu have xDD you ;;w;; anything to ^.^ say? +>_> ANTONyIO. OwO But wittwe: UwU I ^w^ am awm'd ÚwÚ and weww prepar'd. +Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, ^-^ Bassanyio; ^-^ fawe xDD you well. +^w^ Gwieve nyot :3 that UwU I ^w^ am fall'n to ÚwÚ this fow UwU you, +For >w< hewein :33 Fowtunye >_< shows herself ^.^ mowe uWu kind +Than >_> is her custom. ^.^ It >_> is still her use +;;w;; To wet x3 the wwetched x3 man outwive :33 his ^.^ weawth, +;;w;; To x3 view with OwO howwow ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and wwinkwed ^w^ bwow +^-^ An age of >w< puvwty; from which x3 wing'wing >_< penyance +Of xDD such misery xDD doth ^.^ she :3 cut ;;w;; me off. +>_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 youw ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 wife; +Teww her x3 the xDD pwocess of ÚwÚ Antonyio's ^w^ end; +x3 Say >w< how UwU I :3 wov'd uWu you; speak ;;w;; me >w< faiw uWu in ÚwÚ death; +^.^ And, when x3 the xDD tawe >_> is x3 towd, bid her be OwO judge +Whethew :3 Bassanyio xDD had nyot >_> once :3 a love. +uWu Wepent >_> but xDD you :3 that xDD you UwU shaww wose x3 youw fwiend, +xDD And ^.^ he ^w^ wepents nyot :3 that ^.^ he >w< pays x3 youw ;;w;; debt; +For >_> if x3 the Jew UwU do :3 cut >_> but >_> deep UwU enyough, +I'll x3 pay >w< it instantly with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +BASSANyIO. Antonio, UwU I ^w^ am mawwied to :3 a >w< wife +>_< Which >_> is >_< as uWu deaw to ;;w;; me >_< as >w< wife >_< itsewf; +OwO But >w< wife itself, x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +^w^ Awe nyot with ;;w;; me esteem'd :33 abuv >w< thy :33 wife; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd wose all, :33 ay, sacrifice them aww +:3 Hewe to ÚwÚ this deviw, to ÚwÚ dewivew OwO you. +POWTIA. uWu Youw >w< wife ^.^ wouwd UwU give xDD you xDD wittwe thanks fow :3 that, +;;w;; If ^.^ she :3 wewe ^.^ by to hear xDD you >_< make x3 the UwU offew. +GRATIANO. UwU I uWu have :3 a >w< wife who UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I love; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she :3 wewe uWu in ^.^ heaven, UwU so ^.^ she couwd +>w< Entweat x3 some powew to change ÚwÚ this xDD cuwwish ^w^ Jew. +OwO NyEWISSA. 'Tis weww xDD you offer >w< it x3 behind her back; +uWu The ÚwÚ wish ^.^ wouwd >_< make >_> ewse >w< an unquiet ÚwÚ house. +OwO SHYWOCK. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; These be x3 the Christian UwU husbands! UwU I uWu have :3 a +daughtew- +Wouwd xDD any of x3 the stock of :33 Bawwabas +xDD Had :33 been her ^.^ husband, rather than :3 a >w< Chwistian!- +We xDD twifwe time; UwU I pray uWu thee pursue :33 sentence. +POWTIA. ^-^ A ;;w;; pound of :3 that same merchant's >w< fwesh >_> is ÚwÚ thinye. +uWu The court UwU awawds >w< it ÚwÚ and x3 the law xDD doth UwU give :3 it. +OwO SHYWOCK. :3 Most wightfuw >_< judge! +POWTIA. xDD And xDD you ^w^ must :3 cut ÚwÚ this >w< fwesh from x3 off :33 his UwU bweast. +uWu The law allows >w< it ÚwÚ and x3 the court UwU awawds :3 it. +OwO SHYWOCK. :3 Most :33 weawnyed >_< judge! ^-^ A ;;w;; sentence! ^.^ Come, ;;w;; pwepawe. +POWTIA. ^.^ Tawwy :3 a UwU wittwe; there >_> is ^-^ something ewse. +This :3 bond xDD doth UwU give uWu thee OwO hewe nyo jot of :33 bwood: +uWu The wowds >w< expwesswy OwO awe xDD 'a ;;w;; pound of >_> fwesh.' +^.^ Take xDD then >w< thy bond, OwO take xDD thou >w< thy ;;w;; pound of flesh; +But, uWu in x3 the >_< cutting :33 it, >_> if xDD thou dost x3 shed +x3 Onye >_< dwop of Christian bwood, >w< thy ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and >_> goods +^w^ Awe, ^.^ by x3 the UwU waws of >_> Venyice, UwU confiscate +uWu Unto x3 the >w< state of >_< Venyice. +GRATIANO. x3 O ^w^ upwight >_< judge! ;;w;; Mawk, ^w^ Jew. x3 O :33 weawnyed >_< judge! +OwO SHYWOCK. Is :3 that x3 the ;;w;; waw? +POWTIA. ^.^ Thysewf shalt >_> see x3 the ÚwÚ act; +For, >_< as xDD thou uwgest justice, be x3 assuw'd +^.^ Thou shalt uWu have justice, ^.^ mowe than xDD thou desiw'st. +GRATIANO. x3 O :33 weawnyed >_< judge! ;;w;; Mawk, ^w^ Jew. ^-^ A :33 weawnyed >_< judge! +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I OwO take ÚwÚ this offer >_< then: x3 pay x3 the :3 bond ÚwÚ thwice, +xDD And wet x3 the Christian ÚwÚ go. +BASSANyIO. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the money. +POWTIA. ;;w;; Soft! +uWu The Jew UwU shaww uWu have aww justice. ;;w;; Soft! No ^.^ haste. +>w< He UwU shaww uWu have >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the penalty. +GRATIANO. x3 O >_< Jew! >w< an ^w^ upwight ^w^ judge, :3 a :33 weawnyed >_< judge! +POWTIA. >_< Thewefowe, >_> pwepawe uWu thee to :3 cut x3 off x3 the ÚwÚ fwesh. +;;w;; Shed xDD thou nyo bwood, nor :3 cut xDD thou less nor ^.^ mowe +OwO But >w< just :3 a ;;w;; pound of flesh; >_> if xDD thou :33 tak'st ^.^ mowe +:33 Ow less than :3 a >w< just x3 pound- be >w< it >_> but UwU so much +;;w;; As x3 makes >w< it >w< wight ow x3 heavy uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ substance, +:33 Ow x3 the OwO division of x3 the ^-^ twentieth ÚwÚ pawt +Of one poor ;;w;; scwupwe; x3 nyay, >_> if x3 the scale UwU do turn +OwO But uWu in x3 the estimation of :3 a UwU haiw- +^.^ Thou OwO diest, ÚwÚ and aww >w< thy >_> goods OwO awe >_> confiscate. +GRATIANO. ^-^ A second uWu Danyiew, :3 a uWu Danyiew, >_< Jew! +>_> Nyow, x3 infidew, UwU I uWu have xDD you on x3 the xDD hip. +POWTIA. Why xDD doth x3 the Jew >_< pause? ^.^ Take >w< thy OwO fowfeituwe. +OwO SHYWOCK. Give ;;w;; me x3 my ;;w;; pwincipaw, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. +BASSANyIO. UwU I uWu have >w< it ready fow ÚwÚ thee; OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. +POWTIA. >w< He hath x3 wefus'd >w< it uWu in x3 the open >_> couwt; +>w< He UwU shaww uWu have mewewy justice, ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU bond. +GRATIANO. ^-^ A Danyiew still >_> say I, :3 a second Daniel! +UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, x3 Jew, fow teaching ;;w;; me :3 that OwO wowd. +OwO SHYWOCK. Shall UwU I nyot uWu have barely x3 my pwincipaw? +POWTIA. ^.^ Thou shalt uWu have >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ fowfeituwe +;;w;; To be UwU so :33 taken uWu at >w< thy x3 pewiw, ^w^ Jew. +OwO SHYWOCK. Why, xDD then x3 the ^.^ deviw UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ good of :3 it! +I'll xDD stay nyo longer x3 question. +POWTIA. ;;w;; Tawwy, ^w^ Jew. +uWu The law hath yet anyothew howd on OwO you. +^.^ It >_> is enacted uWu in x3 the UwU waws of >_> Venyice, +;;w;; If >w< it be >_> pwuvd OwO against >w< an x3 awien +:33 That ^.^ by direct ow ^.^ indiwect OwO attempts +>w< He >_> seek x3 the >w< wife of xDD any xDD citizen, +uWu The party uWu 'gainst x3 the which ^.^ he xDD doth >_< contwive +Shall x3 seize one half :33 his :33 goods; x3 the othew half +UwU Comes to x3 the privy x3 coffew of x3 the ^w^ state; +xDD And x3 the xDD offendew's >w< wife wies uWu in x3 the xDD mewcy +Of x3 the >w< Duke >_> onwy, uWu 'gainst aww othew voice. +^w^ In which >_> pwedicament, UwU I say, xDD thou OwO stand'st; +For >w< it >_> appeaws ^.^ by UwU manyifest proceeding +:33 That :33 indiwectwy, ÚwÚ and xDD diwectwy :3 too, +^.^ Thou x3 hast contrived OwO against x3 the xDD vewy >w< wife +Of x3 the OwO defendant; ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast >_< incuww'd +uWu The danger formerly ^.^ by ;;w;; me >w< weheaws'd. +Down, OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg xDD mewcy of x3 the uWu Duke. +GRATIANO. >w< Beg :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst uWu have OwO weave to ^w^ hang xDD thysewf; +xDD And ^w^ yet, >w< thy weawth ^.^ being forfeit to x3 the state, +^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot left x3 the value of :3 a xDD cowd; +Therefore xDD thou ^w^ must be :33 hang'd uWu at x3 the >_< state's chawge. +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. :33 That xDD thou shalt >_> see x3 the ^.^ diffewence of UwU ouw ^-^ spiwit, +UwU I UwU pawdon uWu thee >w< thy >w< wife >w< befowe xDD thou ^w^ ask :3 it. +For half >w< thy ^.^ weawth, >w< it >_> is :33 Antonyio's; +uWu The othew half x3 comes to x3 the general state, +>_< Which humbleness OwO may UwU dwive >w< unto :3 a fine. +POWTIA. Ay, fow x3 the ^w^ state; nyot fow Antonio. +OwO SHYWOCK. Nyay, OwO take x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and all, UwU pawdon nyot x3 that. +>_> You OwO take x3 my ;;w;; house when xDD you UwU do OwO take x3 the :3 pwop +:33 That xDD doth >_< sustain x3 my ^.^ house; xDD you OwO take x3 my >w< wife +x3 When xDD you UwU do OwO take x3 the means wheweby UwU I wive. +POWTIA. >_> What xDD mewcy ^.^ can xDD you render :3 him, Antonyio? +GRATIANO. ^-^ A hawtew gratis; >_< nyothing else, fow >_> God's uWu sake! +>_> ANTONyIO. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >w< Duke ÚwÚ and aww x3 the court +;;w;; To ^.^ quit x3 the OwO finye fow one half of :33 his :33 goods; +UwU I ^w^ am UwU content, UwU so ^.^ he xDD wiww wet ;;w;; me uWu have +uWu The othew half uWu in ^.^ use, to render >w< it +>_> Upon :33 his :33 death >w< unto x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman +:33 That :3 watewy OwO stowe :33 his daughtew- +Two ^.^ things x3 pwovided mowe; :3 that, fow ÚwÚ this favour, +>w< He presently :33 become :3 a xDD Chwistian; +uWu The ÚwÚ othew, :3 that ^.^ he UwU do xDD wecowd :3 a :3 gift, +:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the xDD couwt, of aww ^.^ he dies >_< possess'd +uWu Unto :33 his >_< son Lorenzo ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< daughtew. +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. >w< He UwU shaww UwU do uWu this, ow >_> ewse UwU I UwU do wecant +uWu The UwU pawdon :3 that UwU I wate ^.^ pwonyounced hewe. +POWTIA. Awt xDD thou :3 contented, ^.^ Jew? >_> What dost xDD thou ^.^ say? +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. +POWTIA. Clerk, dwaw :3 a ^.^ deed of uWu gift. +OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I pray UwU you, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to OwO go from OwO hence; +UwU I ^w^ am nyot well; >_> send x3 the ^.^ deed ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; me +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww xDD sign :3 it. +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. >_< Get uWu thee >w< gonye, >_> but UwU do :3 it. +GRATIANO. ^w^ In uWu chwist'nying shalt xDD thou uWu have >w< two god-fathers; +xDD Had UwU I :33 been ^w^ judge, xDD thou shouwdst uWu have xDD had ;;w;; ten >_> mowe, +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to x3 the ;;w;; gawwows, nyot to x3 the xDD font. +uWu Exit :3 SHYWOCK +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. UwU Siw, UwU I entweat xDD you ^.^ home with ;;w;; me to uWu dinnyew. +POWTIA. UwU I x3 humbwy UwU do ^.^ desiwe x3 youw Gwace of ;;w;; pawdon; +UwU I ^w^ must OwO away ÚwÚ this >w< nyight toward xDD Padua, +xDD And >w< it >_> is :3 meet UwU I presently uWu set forth. +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that x3 youw leisure sewves xDD you not. +Antonio, UwU gwatify ÚwÚ this gentweman, +For uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind xDD you OwO awe much bound to ^.^ him. +Exeunt ^w^ DUKE, ^.^ MAGNyIFICOES, ÚwÚ and twain +BASSANyIO. :3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy gentweman, UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 fwiend +:3 Have ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ wisdom :33 been ÚwÚ this day acquitted +Of ;;w;; gwievous ÚwÚ penyawties; uWu in ÚwÚ wieu xDD wheweof +Thwee thousand OwO ducats, >_< due >w< unto x3 the x3 Jew, +We freely cope x3 youw ^-^ couwteous ^w^ pains uWu withaw. +>_> ANTONyIO. xDD And stand ^w^ indebted, uvw ÚwÚ and xDD abuv, +^w^ In wuv ÚwÚ and OwO sewvice to xDD you >w< evewmowe. +POWTIA. >w< He >_> is weww paid :3 that >_> is weww satisfied, +xDD And I, uWu dewivewing UwU you, ^w^ am satisfied, +xDD And thewein UwU do :33 account mysewf weww paid. +OwO My ^-^ mind UwU was >_< nyevew yet ^.^ mowe ^.^ mewcenyawy. +UwU I pray UwU you, ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me when ^.^ we :3 meet again; +UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you weww, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. +BASSANyIO. >_< Deaw ^w^ siw, of force UwU I ^w^ must x3 attempt xDD you >w< fuwthew; +^.^ Take x3 some wemembwance of us, >_< as :3 a OwO twibute, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as fee. Grant ;;w;; me >w< two :3 things, UwU I pray UwU you, +ÚwÚ Nyot to UwU deny uWu me, ÚwÚ and to UwU pawdon x3 me. +POWTIA. >_> You x3 pwess ;;w;; me far, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I xDD wiww >_< yiewd. +:33 [To UwU ANTONyIO] Give ;;w;; me x3 youw gloves, I'll ^-^ weaw them fow x3 youw sake. +:33 [To BASSANIO] ^.^ And, fow x3 youw xDD wuv, I'll OwO take ÚwÚ this OwO wing from OwO you. +Do nyot dwaw back x3 youw xDD hand; I'll OwO take nyo >_> mowe, +xDD And xDD you uWu in wuv UwU shaww nyot UwU deny ;;w;; me UwU this. +BASSANyIO. This *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ good >_< siw- :3 awas, >w< it >_> is :3 a ^-^ twifwe; +UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ shame mysewf to UwU give xDD you UwU this. +POWTIA. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >_< nyothing >_> ewse >_> but >w< onwy >_< this; +xDD And now, UwU methinks, UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ mind to :3 it. +;;w;; BASSANyIO.. >_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ depends on ÚwÚ this than on x3 the vawue. +uWu The deawest OwO wing uWu in :33 Venyice xDD wiww UwU I UwU give UwU you, +xDD And find >w< it x3 out ^.^ by x3 pwocwamation; +Onwy fow uWu this, UwU I pray UwU you, UwU pawdon x3 me. +POWTIA. UwU I see, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe xDD wibewaw uWu in offews; +>_> You ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me xDD fiwst to xDD beg, ÚwÚ and now, UwU methinks, +>_> You >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how :3 a beggar >_> shouwd be ^w^ answew'd. +BASSANyIO. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this OwO wing UwU was UwU given ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my :33 wife; +^.^ And, when ^.^ she put >w< it ;;w;; on, ^.^ she UwU made ;;w;; me vow +:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd :3 nyeithew ^w^ seww, nor give, nor wose :3 it. +POWTIA. :33 That OwO 'scuse sewves UwU many ;;w;; men to :3 save uWu theiw gifts. +xDD And >_> if x3 youw >w< wife be nyot :3 a ^-^ mad ^w^ woman, +xDD And ^.^ knyow >w< how weww UwU I uWu have OwO desewv'd ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, +:33 She ^.^ wouwd nyot howd x3 out ;;w;; enyemy fow OwO evew +For ^.^ giving >w< it to x3 me. xDD Weww, uWu peace be with you! +Exeunt PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA +>_> ANTONyIO. OwO My Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, wet ^.^ him uWu have x3 the wing. +Let :33 his deservings, ÚwÚ and x3 my wuv withaw, +^w^ Be vawued uWu 'gainst x3 youw ^w^ wife's :33 commandment. +BASSANyIO. ^w^ Go, >_> Gwatianyo, >w< wun ÚwÚ and overtake him; +Give ^.^ him x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing :3 him, >_> if xDD thou x3 canst, +uWu Unto ÚwÚ Antonyio's ÚwÚ house. :33 Away, >_< make ^.^ haste. uWu Exit GRATIANO +^.^ Come, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww uWu thithew ^-^ pwesentwy; +xDD And uWu in x3 the mownying early xDD wiww ^.^ we both +xDD Fwy toward Belmont. ^.^ Come, Antonio. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +>_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA + +POWTIA. Inquire x3 the xDD Jew's ;;w;; house ^.^ out, UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ this OwO deed, +xDD And wet ^.^ him xDD sign uWu it; we'll OwO away tonyight, +xDD And be :3 a day >w< befowe UwU ouw ;;w;; husbands >_> home. +This ^.^ deed xDD wiww be weww wewcome to Lorenzo. + +Entew GRATIANO + +GRATIANO. Faiw ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe weww uWu o'ewta'en. +OwO My Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, ;;w;; upon ^.^ mowe x3 advice, +>_< Hath sent xDD you OwO hewe ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and xDD doth entweat +uWu Youw >_< company uWu at uWu dinnyew. +POWTIA. :33 That ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. +ÚwÚ His OwO wing UwU I UwU do xDD accept UwU most thankfully, +xDD And >_> so, UwU I pray UwU you, tell ^.^ him. xDD Fuwthewmowe, +UwU I pray xDD you x3 show x3 my :33 youth ;;w;; owd x3 Shywock's ÚwÚ house. +GRATIANO. :33 That xDD wiww UwU I xDD do. +OwO NyEWISSA. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. +^-^ [Aside to :33 POWTIA] I'll xDD See >_> if UwU I ^.^ can get x3 my husband's *hugs tightly* wing, +>_< Which UwU I uWu did >_< make ^.^ him >_< sweaw to >_< keep fow ever. +POWTIA. :33 [To ÚwÚ NyEWISSA] ^.^ Thou ^.^ Mayst, UwU I ;;w;; wawwant. We UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; owd +swearing +:33 That ;;w;; they uWu did UwU give x3 the rings OwO away to ÚwÚ men; +OwO But we'll outface ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and outsweaw them UwU too. +;;w;; [Awoud] :33 Away, >_< make xDD haste, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st :3 whewe UwU I xDD wiww :33 tawwy. +OwO NyEWISSA. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, xDD wiww xDD you x3 show ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this >_> house? +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Belmont. uWu The >_< gawden >w< befowe POWTIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew >w< WOWENZO ÚwÚ and JESSICA + +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu The ;;w;; moon uWu shinyes >_< bwight. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight >_< as uWu this, +x3 When x3 the x3 sweet wind uWu did gently :3 kiss x3 the trees, +xDD And ;;w;; they uWu did >_< make nyo :33 nyoise- uWu in xDD such :3 a night, +Twoiwus uWu methinks UwU mounted x3 the ÚwÚ Twoyan walls, +xDD And xDD sigh'd :33 his :3 souw toward x3 the Grecian tents, +Whewe ^w^ Cwessid uWu way :3 that OwO nyight. +JESSICA. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight +Did ^.^ Thisby uWu feawfuwwy o'ertrip x3 the ;;w;; dew, +xDD And saw x3 the ;;w;; wion's :3 shadow ere himsewf, +xDD And wan dismayed xDD away. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight +^w^ Stood ^w^ Dido with :3 a wiwwow uWu in her uWu hand +>_> Upon x3 the >w< wiwd uWu sea-banks, ÚwÚ and >w< waft her wuv +;;w;; To come again to Carthage. +JESSICA. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight +OwO Medea OwO gathewed x3 the ^-^ enchanted >w< hewbs +:33 That uWu did renew ;;w;; owd AEson. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight +Did >_< Jessica ^.^ steaw from x3 the :3 weawthy x3 Jew, +xDD And with >w< an >w< unthwift wuv uWu did >w< wun from :33 Venyice +;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as Belmont. +JESSICA. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight +Did xDD young Lorenzo >_< sweaw ^.^ he :3 wov'd her weww, +Steawing her :3 souw with UwU many x3 vows of ^w^ faith, +xDD And ^w^ nye'ew :3 a true onye. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight +Did OwO pwetty UwU Jessica, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD wittwe shrew, +Slander her xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he forgave >w< it her. +JESSICA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 out-nyight UwU you, uWu did nyo >w< body >_< come; +But, hark, UwU I hear x3 the footing of :3 a man. + +Entew STEPHANyO + +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Who x3 comes UwU so ÚwÚ fast uWu in :3 siwence of x3 the night? +STEPHANO. ^-^ A :3 fwiend. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ A >_> fwiend! >_> What >w< fwiend? uWu Youw :33 nyame, UwU I pray UwU you, >w< fwiend? +STEPHANO. >_> Stephanyo >_> is x3 my :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; wowd +OwO My mistwess xDD wiww >w< befowe x3 the bweak of day +^w^ Be OwO hewe uWu at Belmont; ^.^ she xDD doth ^-^ stway about +^-^ By >w< howy cwosses, :3 whewe ^.^ she knyeews ÚwÚ and prays +For ^w^ happy wedlock hours. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Who x3 comes with OwO hew? +STEPHANO. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but :3 a >w< howy :33 hewmit ÚwÚ and her ^-^ maid. +UwU I pray UwU you, >_> is x3 my >_< mastew yet UwU wetuwn'd? +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >w< He >_> is >_> nyot, nor ^.^ we uWu have nyot heard from ^.^ him. +OwO But OwO go ^.^ we x3 in, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, UwU Jessica, +xDD And UwU cewemonyiouswy wet >_> us >_> pwepawe +;;w;; Some wewcome fow x3 the mistwess of x3 the ÚwÚ house. + +Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT + +:33 WAUNCEWOT. ;;w;; Sowa, ^-^ sowa! wo ha, ho! ;;w;; sowa, ^-^ sowa! +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Who cawws? +:33 WAUNCEWOT. Sowa! Did xDD you >_> see >_< Mastew ;;w;; Wowenzo? >_< Mastew Lorenzo! ;;w;; Sowa, +^-^ sowa! +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Weave howwoaing, man. Here! +:33 WAUNCEWOT. Sowa! UwU Whewe, whewe? +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Here! +:33 WAUNCEWOT. Teww ^.^ him there's :3 a x3 post come from x3 my >_< mastew with :33 his +>_> hown full of ÚwÚ good nyews; x3 my >_< mastew xDD wiww be OwO hewe ere xDD mownying. +uWu Exit +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ÚwÚ Sweet x3 souw, >_> wet's x3 in, ÚwÚ and there >_< expect uWu theiw :3 coming. +xDD And yet nyo matter- >w< why >_> shouwd ^.^ we OwO go in? +OwO My :33 fwiend x3 Stephanyo, OwO signyify, UwU I pray UwU you, +OwO Within x3 the house, x3 youw mistwess >_> is uWu at xDD hand; +xDD And ;;w;; bwing x3 youw uWu music fowth x3 into x3 the air. uWu Exit STEPHANyO +How x3 sweet x3 the moonlight sweeps ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this bank! +:3 Hewe xDD wiww ^.^ we sit ÚwÚ and wet x3 the sounds of uWu music +Creep uWu in UwU ouw ears; soft stiwwnyess ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< nyight +Become x3 the >_> touches of x3 sweet >w< hawmony. +>_> Sit, OwO Jessica. Wook >w< how x3 the OwO fwoow of heaven +Is thick ^w^ inwaid with patines of uWu bwight x3 gowd; +>_> Thewe's nyot x3 the xDD smawwest owb which xDD thou behold'st +OwO But uWu in :33 his >_> motion ^.^ wike >w< an ÚwÚ angew xDD sings, +UwU Stiww ^-^ quiwing to x3 the young-ey'd UwU chewubins; +>w< Such ;;w;; hawmony >_> is uWu in :3 immowtaw souws, +OwO But whiwst ÚwÚ this >_> muddy ^.^ vestuwe of x3 decay +^-^ Doth grossly ^-^ cwose >w< it x3 in, ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot hear :3 it. + +Entew MUSICIANS + +^.^ Come, :3 ho, ÚwÚ and wake Diana with :3 a ^.^ hymn; +With ^w^ sweetest >_> touches xDD piewce x3 youw >_< mistwess' :3 eaw. +xDD And dwaw her ^.^ home with >_> music. ^w^ [Music] +JESSICA. UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyevew ^.^ mewwy when UwU I hear x3 sweet >_> music. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu The reason >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe attentive; +For UwU do >_> but ^-^ nyote :3 a >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and >_< wanton x3 hewd, +:33 Ow race of youthfuw ÚwÚ and ^.^ unhandwed cowts, +>_< Fetching ^-^ mad UwU bounds, :33 bewwowing ÚwÚ and xDD nyeighing woud, +>_< Which >_> is x3 the :3 hot condition of uWu theiw blood- +;;w;; If ;;w;; they >_> but hear x3 pewchance :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet sound, +:33 Ow xDD any ^w^ aiw of uWu music :33 touch uWu theiw ;;w;; eaws, +>_> You UwU shaww >_> pewceive them >_< make :3 a ^-^ mutuaw x3 stand, +^-^ Theiw x3 savage eyes >_> tuwn'd to :3 a :3 modest ÚwÚ gaze +^-^ By x3 the x3 sweet powew of >_> music. Therefore x3 the ;;w;; poet +Did >_> feign :3 that Owpheus >w< dwew trees, ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and >_< fwoods; +Since >_< nyought UwU so uWu stockish, hawd, ÚwÚ and full of rage, +OwO But uWu music fow x3 the time xDD doth change :33 his :33 nyatuwe. +uWu The x3 man :3 that hath nyo uWu music uWu in himsewf, +x3 Nyow >_> is nyot x3 mov'd with concowd of x3 sweet >_< sounds, +Is ;;w;; fit fow uWu tweasons, stwatagems, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ spoiws; +uWu The >w< motions of :33 his ^w^ spiwit OwO awe dull:as night, +xDD And :33 his affections dark >_< as x3 Ewebus. +Let nyo xDD such x3 man be x3 twusted. >_> Mawk x3 the >_> music. + +Entew PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA + +POWTIA. :33 That >w< wight ^.^ we >_> see >_> is ^.^ buwnying uWu in x3 my :33 haww. +How uWu faw :3 that xDD wittwe x3 candwe ^w^ thwows :33 his OwO beams! +^w^ So uWu shinyes :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed uWu in :3 a naughty wowwd. +OwO NyEWISSA. x3 When x3 the ;;w;; moon shonye, ^.^ we uWu did nyot >_> see x3 the candwe. +POWTIA. ^w^ So xDD doth x3 the :33 gweatew :3 gwowy dim x3 the ^w^ wess: +^-^ A UwU substitute uWu shinyes bwightwy >_< as :3 a x3 king +Untiw :3 a x3 king be UwU by, ÚwÚ and xDD then :33 his >w< state +>_< Empties itself, >_< as xDD doth >w< an inland >w< bwook +^.^ Into x3 the :33 main of ^w^ watews. uWu Music! x3 hawk! +OwO NyEWISSA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 youw ^.^ music, UwU madam, of x3 the ÚwÚ house. +POWTIA. Nyothing >_> is UwU good, UwU I see, ^-^ without respect; +Methinks >w< it sounds much ^w^ sweetew than ^.^ by x3 day. +OwO NyEWISSA. Siwence OwO bestows :3 that viwtue on :33 it, UwU madam. +POWTIA. uWu The x3 cwow xDD doth ^.^ sing >_< as sweetly >_< as x3 the lark +x3 When :3 nyeithew >_> is ^.^ attended; ÚwÚ and UwU I think +nye ^w^ nyightingawe, >_> if ^.^ she >_> shouwd ^.^ sing ^.^ by ^-^ day, +x3 When every x3 goose >_> is x3 cackwing, ^.^ wouwd be xDD thought +No xDD bettew :3 a :33 musician than x3 the wwen. +How UwU many ^.^ things ^.^ by >_< season season'd OwO awe +;;w;; To uWu theiw >w< wight praise ÚwÚ and true ÚwÚ pewfection! +uWu Peace, ho! uWu The ;;w;; moon sweeps with ^w^ Endymion, +xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 awak'd. [Music xDD ceases] +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. :33 That >_> is x3 the voice, +:33 Ow UwU I ^w^ am much ^.^ deceiv'd, of ^.^ Powtia. +POWTIA. >w< He xDD knyows ;;w;; me >_< as x3 the ^w^ bwind x3 man xDD knyows x3 the :33 cuckoo, +^-^ By x3 the :33 bad voice. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >_< Deaw UwU wady, wewcome >_> home. +POWTIA. We uWu have :33 been :3 pwaying fow UwU ouw OwO husbands' OwO wewfawe, +>_< Which speed, ^.^ we hope, x3 the xDD bettew fow UwU ouw ÚwÚ wowds. +^w^ Awe ;;w;; they UwU wetuwn'd? +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Madam, ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot :33 yet; +OwO But there >_> is come :3 a :3 messengew x3 befowe, +;;w;; To :33 signyify uWu theiw :3 coming. +^w^ POWTIA.. Go x3 in, Nerissa; +Give order to x3 my :3 sewvants :3 that ;;w;; they OwO take +No ^-^ nyote uWu at aww of UwU ouw ^.^ being absent OwO hence; +x3 Nyow UwU you, >_> Wowenzo; UwU Jessica, nor OwO you. :3 [A tucket ^w^ sounds] +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Youw :33 husband >_> is uWu at xDD hand; UwU I hear :33 his twumpet. +We OwO awe nyo tell-tales, UwU madam, feaw xDD you not. +POWTIA. This >w< nyight uWu methinks >_> is >_> but x3 the ^-^ daywight xDD sick; +^.^ It :33 wooks :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ pawew; UwU 'tis :3 a day +>w< Such >_< as x3 the day >_> is when x3 the sun >_> is :3 hid. + +Entew OwO BASSANyIO, uWu ANTONyIO, GRATIANO, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ÚwÚ fowwowews + +BASSANyIO. We >_> shouwd howd day with x3 the ;;w;; Antipodes, +;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd UwU wawk uWu in >w< absence of x3 the OwO sun. +POWTIA. Let ;;w;; me UwU give wight, >_> but wet ;;w;; me nyot be wight, +For :3 a >w< wight >w< wife xDD doth >_< make :3 a x3 heavy ^.^ husband, +xDD And >_< nyevew be :3 Bassanyio UwU so fow OwO me; +OwO But ^w^ God ;;w;; sowt :33 aww! >_> You OwO awe wewcome ^.^ home, x3 my OwO wowd. +BASSANyIO. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, x3 madam; UwU give wewcome to x3 my :3 fwiend. +This >_> is x3 the ^w^ man, ÚwÚ this >_> is Antonio, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am UwU so infinyitewy UwU bound. +POWTIA. >_> You >_> shouwd uWu in aww sense be much bound to :3 him, +For, >_< as UwU I heaw, ^.^ he UwU was much bound fow OwO you. +>_> ANTONyIO. No ^.^ mowe than UwU I ^w^ am weww acquitted uWu of. +POWTIA. UwU Siw, xDD you OwO awe xDD vewy wewcome to UwU ouw ÚwÚ house. +^.^ It ^w^ must appeaw uWu in othew ways than wowds, +Therefore UwU I :3 scant ÚwÚ this :33 bweathing uWu couwtesy. +GRATIANO. :33 [To ÚwÚ NyEWISSA] ^-^ By yonder ;;w;; moon UwU I >_< sweaw xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me >_> wwong; +^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I uWu gave >w< it to x3 the uWu judge's xDD cwewk. +Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe gelt :3 that xDD had :33 it, fow x3 my >_> pawt, +Since xDD you UwU do OwO take :33 it, xDD wuv, UwU so much uWu at ;;w;; heawt. +POWTIA. ^-^ A quarrel, :3 ho, awweady! x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +GRATIANO. About :3 a ^.^ hoop of ^.^ gowd, :3 a paltry OwO wing +:33 That ^.^ she uWu did UwU give uWu me, x3 whose ÚwÚ posy UwU was +For aww x3 the wowwd ^.^ wike cutler's poetry +>_> Upon :3 a ^-^ knyife, 'Love uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ;;w;; me ^-^ nyot.' +OwO NyEWISSA. >_> What tawk xDD you of x3 the ÚwÚ posy ow x3 the value? +>_> You >w< swowe to uWu me, when UwU I uWu did UwU give >w< it UwU you, +:33 That xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^-^ weaw >w< it >w< tiww x3 youw >_> houw of UwU death, +xDD And :3 that >w< it >_> shouwd >_< wie with xDD you uWu in x3 youw >w< gwave; +;;w;; Though nyot fow uWu me, yet fow x3 youw ^.^ vehement oaths, +>_> You >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :33 wespective ÚwÚ and uWu have :33 kept :3 it. +Gave >w< it :3 a uWu judge's >_> cwewk! :3 Nyo, >_> God's x3 my ^w^ judge, +uWu The OwO cwewk xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ weaw >_< haiw UwU on's OwO face :3 that xDD had :3 it. +GRATIANO. >w< He :33 wiww, >w< an >_> if ^.^ he ^w^ wive to be :3 a man. +OwO NyEWISSA. Ay, >_> if :3 a OwO woman ^w^ wive to be :3 a man. +GRATIANO. Now ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand UwU I uWu gave >w< it to :3 a youth, +^-^ A uWu kind of ^-^ boy, :3 a xDD wittwe scrubbed ;;w;; boy +No :3 highew than ;;w;; thysewf, x3 the uWu judge's uWu cwewk; +^-^ A ;;w;; pwating ;;w;; boy :3 that begg'd >w< it >_< as :3 a >w< fee; +UwU I couwd nyot fow x3 my >_< heawt UwU deny >w< it ^.^ him. +POWTIA. >_> You :3 wewe to bwame, UwU I ^w^ must be uWu pwain with UwU you, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ pawt UwU so swightwy with x3 youw ^w^ wife's xDD fiwst :3 gift, +^-^ A ^.^ thing ^.^ stuck on with >w< oaths ;;w;; upon x3 youw finger +xDD And UwU so x3 wiveted with :33 faith >w< unto x3 youw ÚwÚ fwesh. +UwU I uWu gave x3 my wuv :3 a *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and UwU made ^.^ him >_< sweaw +xDD Nyevew to ÚwÚ pawt with :33 it, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^.^ he stands; +UwU I dawe be sworn fow ^.^ him ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO weave >w< it +x3 Nyow pluck >w< it from :33 his finger fow x3 the weawth +:33 That x3 the wowwd ^w^ mastews. >_> Nyow, uWu in ^w^ faith, >_> Gwatianyo, +>_> You UwU give x3 youw >w< wife ^w^ too :3 unkind :3 a cause of gwief; +^-^ An >w< 'twewe to uWu me, UwU I >_> shouwd be ^-^ mad uWu at :3 it. +BASSANyIO. :3 [Aside] Why, UwU I :3 wewe best to :3 cut x3 my left uWu hand ^w^ off, +xDD And >_< sweaw UwU I wost x3 the OwO wing x3 defending :3 it. +GRATIANO. OwO My Lord :3 Bassanyio uWu gave :33 his OwO wing OwO away +uWu Unto x3 the OwO judge :3 that begg'd :33 it, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed +Desewv'd >w< it :3 too; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the ^-^ boy, :33 his ^-^ cwewk, +:33 That >_> took x3 some ^w^ pains uWu in writing, ^.^ he begg'd minye; +xDD And :3 nyeithew x3 man nor >_< mastew ^.^ wouwd OwO take ^.^ aught +OwO But x3 the >w< two rings. +POWTIA. >_> What OwO wing uWu gave UwU you, x3 my xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that, UwU I hope, which xDD you weceiv'd of x3 me. +BASSANyIO. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd >_< add :3 a >_< wie >w< unto :3 a ^w^ fauwt, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU deny uWu it; >_> but xDD you >_> see x3 my finger +>_< Hath nyot x3 the OwO wing ;;w;; upon uWu it; >w< it >_> is ;;w;; gonye. +POWTIA. Even UwU so >_< void >_> is x3 youw UwU fawse >_< heawt of truth; +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew come uWu in x3 youw x3 bed +Untiw UwU I >_> see x3 the wing. +OwO NyEWISSA. x3 Nyow UwU I uWu in >_> youws +Tiww UwU I again >_> see ^w^ minye. +BASSANyIO. ÚwÚ Sweet :33 Powtia, +;;w;; If xDD you uWu did ^.^ knyow to ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu gave x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, +;;w;; If xDD you uWu did ^.^ knyow fow ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu gave x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, +xDD And ^.^ wouwd :33 conceive fow >_> what UwU I uWu gave x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, +xDD And >w< how uWu unwiwwingwy UwU I left x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, +x3 When >_< nyought ^.^ wouwd be x3 accepted >_> but x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, +>_> You ^.^ wouwd ^-^ abate x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of x3 youw dispweasuwe. +POWTIA. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD had ÚwÚ knyown x3 the viwtue of x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, +:33 Ow half her wowthinyess :3 that uWu gave x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, +:33 Ow x3 youw UwU own honour to ^.^ contain x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, +>_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD then uWu have pawted with x3 the wing. +>_> What x3 man >_> is there UwU so much unreasonable, +;;w;; If xDD you xDD had pleas'd to uWu have defended >w< it +With xDD any terms of zeal, OwO wanted x3 the ÚwÚ modesty +;;w;; To urge x3 the ^.^ thing hewd >_< as :3 a ceremony? +;;w;; Nyewissa teaches ;;w;; me >_> what to bewieve: +I'll ^-^ die for't >_> but x3 some OwO woman xDD had x3 the wing. +BASSANyIO. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my honyouw, UwU madam, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, +No OwO woman xDD had :33 it, >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ civiw doctor, +>_< Which uWu did refuse >w< thwee thousand ;;w;; ducats of uWu me, +xDD And begg'd x3 the wing; x3 the which UwU I uWu did UwU deny :3 him, +xDD And ^w^ suffew'd ^.^ him to OwO go xDD dispweas'd UwU away- +Even ^.^ he :3 that xDD had hewd x3 up x3 the xDD vewy >w< wife +Of x3 my uWu deaw :3 fwiend. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I say, x3 sweet x3 wady? +UwU I UwU was enforc'd to >_> send >w< it ÚwÚ aftew him; +UwU I UwU was beset with ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and couwtesy; +OwO My honour ^.^ wouwd nyot wet ingratitude +^w^ So much ^w^ besmeaw :3 it. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wady; +For ^.^ by these blessed >_< candwes of x3 the night, +xDD Had xDD you :33 been thewe, UwU I think xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have begg'd +uWu The OwO wing of ;;w;; me to UwU give x3 the ÚwÚ wowthy doctow. +POWTIA. Let nyot :3 that x3 doctow ;;w;; e'ew come nyeaw x3 my ^.^ house; +Since ^.^ he hath ^w^ got x3 the jewel :3 that UwU I loved, +xDD And :3 that which xDD you uWu did >_< sweaw to >_< keep fow uWu me, +UwU I xDD wiww :33 become >_< as xDD wibewaw >_< as uWu you; +I'll nyot UwU deny ^.^ him ;;w;; anything UwU I have, +:3 Nyo, nyot x3 my ;;w;; body, nor x3 my husband's :3 bed. +xDD Knyow ^.^ him UwU I UwU shaww, UwU I ^w^ am weww >_< suwe of :3 it. +Lie nyot :3 a >w< nyight from ÚwÚ home; ;;w;; watch ;;w;; me ^.^ wike UwU Awgus; +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do >_> nyot, >_> if UwU I be left ^-^ awonye, +>_> Nyow, ^.^ by >_< minye honour which >_> is yet >_< minye OwO own, +I'll uWu have :3 that x3 doctow fow >_< minye uWu bedfewwow. +OwO NyEWISSA. xDD And UwU I :33 his uWu cwewk; >_< thewefowe be weww :33 advis'd +How xDD you UwU do OwO weave ;;w;; me to >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pwotection. +GRATIANO. xDD Weww, UwU do xDD you >_> so, wet nyot ;;w;; me OwO take ^.^ him :33 then; +For, >_> if UwU I UwU do, I'll >_> maw x3 the xDD young :33 cwewk's :33 pen. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ am x3 th' xDD unhappy x3 subject of these uWu quawwews. +POWTIA. UwU Siw, UwU gwieve nyot uWu you; xDD you OwO awe wewcome nyot withstanding. +BASSANyIO. :33 Powtia, :33 fowgive ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this enfowced >_> wwong; +xDD And uWu in x3 the hearing of these UwU many ^w^ fwiends +UwU I >_< sweaw to ÚwÚ thee, even ^.^ by ^.^ thinye UwU own >w< faiw ^w^ eyes, +^-^ Whewein UwU I >_> see myself- +POWTIA. >_> Mawk xDD you >_> but >_< that! +^w^ In both x3 my eyes ^.^ he ^w^ doubwy sees himsewf, +^w^ In >_< each ^w^ eye onye; >_< sweaw ^.^ by x3 youw :3 doubwe ;;w;; sewf, +xDD And there's >w< an ^-^ oath of >w< cwedit. +BASSANyIO. Nyay, >_> but hear x3 me. +^w^ Pawdon ÚwÚ this ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my :3 souw UwU I >_< sweaw +UwU I >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe xDD wiww bweak >w< an ^-^ oath with thee. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I >_> once uWu did xDD wend x3 my >w< body fow :33 his ^.^ weawth, +>_< Which, >_> but fow ^.^ him :3 that xDD had x3 youw husband's *hugs tightly* wing, +xDD Had quite ^.^ miscawwied; UwU I dawe be bound OwO again, +OwO My :3 souw ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; fowfeit, :3 that x3 youw ;;w;; wowd +Will >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe bweak :33 faith ^-^ advisedwy. +POWTIA. UwU Then xDD you UwU shaww be :33 his suwety. Give ^.^ him uWu this, +xDD And bid ^.^ him >_< keep >w< it xDD bettew than x3 the :3 othew. +>_> ANTONyIO. Here, Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, >_< sweaw to >_< keep ÚwÚ this wing. +BASSANyIO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, >w< it >_> is x3 the same UwU I uWu gave x3 the uWu doctow! +POWTIA. UwU I xDD had >w< it of ^.^ him. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^-^ Bassanyio, +For, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, x3 the x3 doctow uWu way with x3 me. +OwO NyEWISSA. xDD And UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my ^-^ gentwe >_> Gwatianyo, +For :3 that same scrubbed ^-^ boy, x3 the :3 doctow's ^-^ cwewk, +^w^ In ÚwÚ wieu of uWu this, >w< wast >w< nyight uWu did >_< wie with x3 me. +GRATIANO. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the xDD mending of ÚwÚ highways +^w^ In summer, :3 whewe x3 the ways OwO awe >w< faiw enyough. +What, OwO awe ^.^ we ^w^ cuckowds ere ^.^ we uWu have OwO desewv'd :33 it? +POWTIA. ^w^ Speak nyot UwU so ^.^ gwosswy. >_> You OwO awe aww amaz'd. +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a wettew; ^w^ wead >w< it uWu at x3 youw leisure; +^.^ It x3 comes from xDD Padua, from OwO Bewwawio; +>_> Thewe xDD you UwU shaww find :3 that :33 Powtia UwU was x3 the doctor, +;;w;; Nyewissa there her xDD cwewk. Lorenzo OwO hewe +Shall >_> witnyess UwU I uWu set fowth >_< as >w< soon >_< as UwU you, +xDD And even >_> but nyow return'd; UwU I uWu have nyot yet +Enter'd x3 my ÚwÚ house. Antonio, xDD you OwO awe wewcome; +xDD And UwU I uWu have xDD bettew nyews uWu in OwO stowe fow xDD you +Than xDD you ^.^ expect. ^.^ Unseaw ÚwÚ this >_> wettew x3 soon; +>_> Thewe xDD you UwU shaww find >w< thwee of x3 youw >w< awgosies +^w^ Awe :33 wichwy come to uWu hawbouw ÚwÚ suddenwy. +>_> You UwU shaww nyot ^.^ knyow ^.^ by >_> what ;;w;; stwange :33 accident +UwU I >w< chanced on ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ am :33 dumb. +BASSANyIO. ^.^ Wewe xDD you x3 the doctor, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU knyew xDD you ^w^ nyot? +GRATIANO. ^.^ Wewe xDD you x3 the OwO cwewk :3 that >_> is to >_< make ;;w;; me x3 cuckowd? +OwO NyEWISSA. Ay, >_> but x3 the OwO cwewk :3 that >_< nyevew means to UwU do :33 it, +OwO Unwess ^.^ he ^w^ wive ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ he be :3 a man. +BASSANyIO. ÚwÚ Sweet doctor, xDD you UwU shaww be x3 my bedfewwow; +x3 When UwU I ^w^ am uWu absent, xDD then >_< wie with x3 my x3 wife. +>_> ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU wady, xDD you uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me >w< wife ÚwÚ and x3 wiving; +For OwO hewe UwU I ^w^ wead fow xDD cewtain :3 that x3 my ÚwÚ ships +^w^ Awe >w< safewy come to uWu woad. +POWTIA. How now, Lorenzo! +OwO My OwO cwewk hath x3 some ÚwÚ good UwU comfowts ^w^ too fow OwO you. +OwO NyEWISSA. Ay, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU give them ^.^ him ^-^ without :3 a fee. +>_> Thewe UwU do UwU I UwU give to xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU Jessica, +Fwom x3 the rich x3 Jew, :3 a >_> speciaw ^.^ deed of :3 gift, +>w< Aftew :33 his UwU death, of aww ^.^ he dies >_< possess'd uWu of. +ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Faiw x3 wadies, xDD you >_< dwop UwU mannya uWu in x3 the uWu way +Of starved ^-^ peopwe. +POWTIA. ^.^ It >_> is almost UwU mownying, +xDD And yet UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you OwO awe nyot ^-^ satisfied +Of these events uWu at ^w^ fuww. Let >_> us OwO go x3 in, +xDD And :3 chawge >_> us there ;;w;; upon xDD intew'gatowies, +xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww answew aww ^.^ things faithfully. +GRATIANO. Let >w< it be :3 so. uWu The xDD fiwst intew'gatowy +:33 That x3 my ;;w;; Nyewissa UwU shaww be sworn on ;;w;; is, +Whethew >w< tiww x3 the :3 nyext >w< nyight ^.^ she xDD had rather ;;w;; stay, +:33 Ow OwO go to x3 bed now, ^.^ being >w< two >_> houws to x3 day. +OwO But :3 wewe x3 the day come, UwU I >_> shouwd ÚwÚ wish >w< it >_> dawk, +Tiww UwU I :3 wewe couching with x3 the :3 doctow's xDD cwewk. +xDD Weww, OwO whiwe UwU I x3 wive, I'll feaw nyo othew ^.^ thing +^w^ So ^w^ sowe >_< as ^w^ keeping >_< safe x3 Nyewissa's wing. 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Before PAGE'S house +Windsor. ^.^ Befowe >_> PAGE'S ;;w;; house -x3 Entew uWu JUSTICE >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS +Entew ^w^ JUSTICE ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^.^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS -SHALLOW. Sir ;;w;; Hugh, >_< pewsuade me not; I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 Staw ->_< Chambew matter >_> of xDD it; ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe twenty Sir uWu John ÚwÚ Fawstaffs, -^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ abuse ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, >_> esquiwe. -SLENDER. UwU In OwO the uWu county >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, uWu Justice >_> of Peace, ÚwÚ and +x3 SHAWWOW. Sir Hugh, :33 pewsuade ;;w;; me x3 nyot; UwU I xDD wiww >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ Staw +>w< Chambew ;;w;; mattew of uWu it; >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe ÚwÚ twenty Sir John :33 Fawstaffs, +^.^ he UwU shaww nyot abuse Robert Shallow, esquire. +x3 SWENDEW. ^w^ In x3 the >_< county of :33 Gwoucestew, Justice of uWu Peace, ÚwÚ and OwO Cowam. -SHALLOW. >w< Ay, cousin x3 Swendew, ÚwÚ and uWu Custawowum. -SLENDER. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and Watowowum :33 too; ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ gentweman :33 bown, -^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, ^-^ who ;;w;; wwites ^-^ himsewf 'Armigero' in ^-^ any bill, -x3 wawwant, ^-^ quittance, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ obwigation-'Awmigewo.' -SHALLOW. >w< Ay, UwU that I do; ÚwÚ and ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ any UwU time ^.^ these three -^-^ hundwed years. -SLENDER. ^-^ Aww his successows, gonye before ^w^ him, ;;w;; hath :3 donye't; -ÚwÚ and >w< aww his ancestors, UwU that come aftew ^w^ him, may: uWu they ^-^ may -^w^ give OwO the ;;w;; dozen >_> white >_> wuces in theiw OwO coat. -SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd OwO coat. -x3 EVANS. The ;;w;; dozen >_> white :3 wouses ^-^ do ÚwÚ become OwO an ^.^ owd :3 coat ;;w;; weww; -^.^ it agrees well, uWu passant; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ famiwiaw beast ^-^ to man, ÚwÚ and ->_> signyifies wuv. -SHALLOW. The ^w^ wuce :3 is OwO the ^.^ fwesh fish; OwO the salt >_< fish :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd -OwO coat. -SLENDER. I ^-^ may quarter, >_> coz. -SHALLOW. You >w< may, uWu by mawwying. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is OwO mawwing :3 indeed, ^-^ if ^.^ he ÚwÚ quawtew it. -SHALLOW. :3 Nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. -x3 EVANS. x3 Yes, py'r ^-^ wady! >w< If ^.^ he >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of >_> youw UwU coat, there -:3 is uWu but three ;;w;; skiwts uWu fow OwO youwsewf, in my ÚwÚ simpwe >_< conjectuwes; -uWu but UwU that :3 is >w< aww ^w^ onye. >w< If Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff ^.^ have committed -disparagements x3 unto you, I x3 am >_> of OwO the church, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >w< be -^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^-^ do my benevolence, ^-^ to ^-^ make atonyements ÚwÚ and -^.^ compwemises :3 between you. -SHALLOW. The ;;w;; Counciw uWu shaww hear xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a wiot. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet OwO the ;;w;; Counciw hear :3 a riot; there :3 is nyo -;;w;; feaw >_> of ^-^ Got in :3 a riot; OwO the ^w^ Counciw, ÚwÚ wook you, uWu shaww desiwe -^-^ to hear OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of >w< Got, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to hear :3 a riot; UwU take >_> youw -^-^ vizaments in ;;w;; that. -SHALLOW. Ha! o' my xDD wife, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe x3 young uWu again, OwO the >_< swowd -shouwd ^-^ end it. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is x3 pettew UwU that fwiends :3 is OwO the >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ^-^ end xDD it; -ÚwÚ and there :3 is ÚwÚ awso another :33 device in my ÚwÚ pwain, ;;w;; which -peradventure prings ^.^ goot discretions with it. Thewe :3 is >_> Annye ->_< Page, ;;w;; which :3 is daughter ^-^ to ^-^ Mastew xDD Geowge >_< Page, ;;w;; which :3 is -pwetty UwU viwginyity. -SLENDER. ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page? She >_> has xDD bwown >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and -^-^ speaks small >_< wike :3 a OwO woman. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is UwU that :3 fewy person uWu fow >w< aww OwO the >_> owwd, as ^.^ just as you -uWu wiww desire; ÚwÚ and :3 seven ^-^ hundwed >w< pounds >_> of :33 monyeys, ÚwÚ and -^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and siwvew, :3 is xDD hew :3 gwandsiwe x3 upon his :3 death's-bed-Got -x3 dewivew ^-^ to :3 a >_< joyfuw resurrections!-give, when ^.^ she :3 is able ^-^ to ->_< uvwtake :33 seventeen years ^.^ owd. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^.^ goot motion ^-^ if ^-^ we -xDD weave ^-^ ouw UwU pwibbwes ÚwÚ and >w< pwabbwes, ÚwÚ and desiwe :3 a mawwiage -:3 between ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Abwaham ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page. -SHALLOW. OwO Did xDD hew :3 gwandsiwe xDD weave xDD hew :3 seven ^-^ hundwed pound? -x3 EVANS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and xDD hew fathew :3 is ^-^ make xDD hew :3 a x3 pettew ^-^ penny. -SHALLOW. I xDD knyow OwO the x3 young x3 gentwewoman; ^.^ she >_> has good ->_< gifts. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ Seven ^-^ hundwed xDD pounds, ÚwÚ and possibiwities, :3 is ^.^ goot >_< gifts. -SHALLOW. Weww, let OwO us UwU see >w< honyest ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. ^-^ Is :3 Fawstaff -thewe? -x3 EVANS. :33 Shaww I tell you :3 a wie? I ^-^ do :3 despise :3 a xDD wiaw as I ^-^ do -:3 despise ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is ^-^ fawse; ^w^ ow as I :3 despise ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot -true. The x3 knyight Sir uWu John :3 is :3 thewe; :3 and, I uWu beseech you, >w< be -ruled uWu by >_> youw UwU weww-wiwwews. I uWu wiww :3 peat OwO the xDD doow uWu fow ^-^ Mastew -^w^ Page. -^.^ [Knyocks] >_> What, >_< hoa! ^-^ Got pless >_> youw house :3 hewe! -UwU PAGE. xDD [Within] >w< Who's thewe? - -x3 Entew :3 PAGE - -x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ;;w;; Got's >_< pwessing, ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and uWu Justice -Shallow; ÚwÚ and here x3 young ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, UwU that pewadventuwes -uWu shaww tell you another :3 tawe, ^-^ if mattews gwow ^-^ to >_> youw -xDD wikings. -UwU PAGE. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw :3 wowships :33 weww. I :3 thank you uWu fow -my xDD venyison, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. -SHALLOW. ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see OwO you; >w< much good ^-^ do -^.^ it >_> youw good >_< heawt! I :33 wish'd >_> youw ^.^ venyison bettew; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was i-iww -^.^ kiww'd. OwO How doth good ^w^ Mistwess Page?-and I :3 thank you -:33 awways with my xDD heawt, la! with my ÚwÚ heawt. -UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, I :3 thank you. -SHALLOW. >_> Siw, I :3 thank OwO you; uWu by OwO yea ÚwÚ and no, I do. -UwU PAGE. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you, good ^-^ Mastew UwU Swendew. -SLENDER. OwO How OwO does >_> youw ÚwÚ fawwow greyhound, sir? I heard uWu say -^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu outwun uWu on x3 Cotsaww. -UwU PAGE. ^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be judg'd, sir. -SLENDER. You'll ^.^ nyot uWu confess, ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot uWu confess. -SHALLOW. :33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww not. ^.^ 'Tis >_> youw fault; 'tis >_> youw fault; -'tis :3 a good >_< dog. -UwU PAGE. OwO A cur, sir. -SHALLOW. >_> Siw, :33 he's :3 a good dog, ÚwÚ and :3 a fair >_< dog. ^w^ Can there >w< be -^-^ mowe >_< said? ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu good, ÚwÚ and x3 faiw. ^-^ Is Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff hewe? -UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, ^.^ he :3 is :3 within; ÚwÚ and I would I :33 couwd ^-^ do :3 a good >w< office -:3 between you. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is xDD spoke as :3 a :3 Chwistians ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to speak. -SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath wrong'd uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. -UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, ^.^ he doth in >w< some sort x3 confess it. -SHALLOW. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be UwU confessed, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot redressed; :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that -so, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath wrong'd me; >_< indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath; at :3 a -;;w;; wowd, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, believe me; ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, esquire, saith -^.^ he :3 is OwO wwonged. -UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Hewe comes Sir John. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FALSTAFF, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ^-^ NYM, ÚwÚ and PISTOW - -OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, ^w^ you'ww complain >_> of me ^-^ to -OwO the ^.^ King? -SHALLOW. uWu Knyight, you ^.^ have >_> beaten my ^-^ men, xDD kiww'd my ;;w;; deew, -ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke open my lodge. -OwO FAWSTAFF. But ^.^ nyot kiss'd >_> youw keepew's daughter. -SHALLOW. UwU Tut, :3 a ^w^ pin! :3 this uWu shaww >w< be answer'd. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it stwaight: I ^.^ have x3 donye >w< aww ÚwÚ this. -:33 That :3 is :3 nyow answer'd. -SHALLOW. The ;;w;; Counciw uWu shaww xDD knyow ÚwÚ this. -OwO FAWSTAFF. 'Twewe better uWu fow you ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO knyown in >_> counsew: -^w^ you'ww >w< be ^.^ waugh'd OwO at. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ Pauca vewba, Sir x3 John; ^.^ goot wowts. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Good >_< wowts! good >w< cabbage! x3 Swendew, I x3 bwoke >_> youw -ÚwÚ head; what matter ^.^ have you x3 against x3 me? -SLENDER. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have matter in my head x3 against OwO you; -ÚwÚ and x3 against >_> youw xDD cony-catching rascals, Bardolph, ^.^ Nym, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ Pistow. ^.^ They xDD cawwied me ^-^ to OwO the >_> tavewn, ÚwÚ and :3 made me ->w< dwunk, ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds pick'd my >_< pocket. -:33 BAWDOWPH. You Banbury cheese! -SLENDER. >w< Ay, ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO How nyow, ^w^ Mephostophiwus! -SLENDER. >w< Ay, ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. -^w^ NYM. OwO Swice, I :33 say! pauca, >w< pauca; swice! ^.^ That's my OwO humouw. -SLENDER. Where's Simple, my man? ^w^ Can you >_< teww, ^-^ cousin? -x3 EVANS. Peace, I pray you. Nyow let OwO us xDD undewstand. Thewe :3 is -three umpires in :3 this matter, as I undewstand: UwU that ;;w;; is, -^-^ Mastew >_< Page, fidelicet ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; ÚwÚ and there :3 is ÚwÚ mysewf, -fidelicet mysewf; ÚwÚ and OwO the three party ;;w;; is, >_> wastwy ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ finyawwy, >_< minye host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. -UwU PAGE. We three ^-^ to hear ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^-^ end ^.^ it :3 between ^.^ them. -x3 EVANS. Fery >_> goot. I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 pwief >_> of ^.^ it in my nyote-book; -ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aftewwawds :3 owk x3 upon OwO the cause with as gweat -discweetwy as ^-^ we ^.^ can. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Pistow! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ heaws with x3 eaws. -x3 EVANS. The :33 teviw ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; tam! What ^.^ phwase :3 is this, :33 'He ÚwÚ heaws -with ;;w;; eaw'? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is affectations. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 Pistow, >_> did you OwO pick ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Swendew's ^-^ puwse? -SLENDER. >w< Ay, uWu by ^.^ these gwuvs, >_> did OwO he-ow I would I UwU might -never come in >_< minye >_> own gweat ;;w;; chambew UwU again uWu ewse!-of -:3 seven gwoats in :3 miww-sixpences, ÚwÚ and two >_< Edwawd -;;w;; shuvw-boawds UwU that uWu cost me two x3 shiwwing ÚwÚ and two ;;w;; pence uWu apiece ->_> of UwU Yead ÚwÚ Miwwew, uWu by ^.^ these >w< gwuvs. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is :3 this true, Pistol? -x3 EVANS. No, ^.^ it :3 is fawse, ^-^ if ^.^ it :3 is :3 a pick-puwse. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Ha, :3 thou >w< mountain-foweignyew! Sir uWu John ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew -ÚwÚ minye, -I combat challenge >_> of :3 this latten UwU biwbo. -Wowd >_> of UwU denyiaw in >w< thy wabwas :3 hewe! -Wowd >_> of UwU denyiaw! Fwoth ÚwÚ and >w< scum, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. -SLENDER. By ^.^ these gwuvs, then, 'twas ^w^ he. -^w^ NYM. Be >w< avis'd, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and xDD pass good >_> humouws; I uWu wiww uWu say -'mawwy OwO twap' with you, ^-^ if you run OwO the ;;w;; nyuthook's humouw uWu on -me; UwU that :3 is OwO the vewy ^-^ nyote >_> of it. -SLENDER. By :3 this hat, then, ^.^ he in OwO the wed ;;w;; face xDD had xDD it; uWu fow ->w< though I cannyot wemembew what I >_> did when you :3 made me ->w< dwunk, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew OwO an ass. -OwO FAWSTAFF. What uWu say you, >_< Scawwet ÚwÚ and xDD John? -:33 BAWDOWPH. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow my UwU pawt, I uWu say OwO the ^-^ gentweman xDD had -dwunk ^-^ himsewf >_< out >_> of his five sentences. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is his five OwO senses; ^.^ fie, what OwO the xDD ignyowance ÚwÚ is! -:33 BAWDOWPH. And being ^-^ fap, ;;w;; siw, OwO was, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, OwO cashiew'd; -ÚwÚ and OwO so conclusions ^w^ pass'd OwO the uWu caweews. -SLENDER. >w< Ay, you ^-^ spake in Watin then :33 too; uWu but 'tis nyo matter; -I'll :33 nye'ew >w< be dwunk UwU whiwst I live uWu again, uWu but in ^w^ honyest, -civiw, x3 godwy ^.^ company, uWu fow :3 this uWu twick. >w< If I >w< be >w< dwunk, I'll >w< be -dwunk with x3 those UwU that ^.^ have OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of God, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot with -drunken knyaves. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ So ^-^ Got ÚwÚ udge uWu me, UwU that :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous mind. -OwO FAWSTAFF. You hear >w< aww ^.^ these mattews deni'd, gentlemen; you -hear it. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ANNyE :3 PAGE with ÚwÚ winye; ;;w;; MISTWESS -FORD ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, following - -UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> daughtew, carry OwO the xDD winye in; ^w^ we'ww dwink within. -Exit ANNyE :3 PAGE -SLENDER. :3 O uWu heaven! :3 this :3 is ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page. -UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, ^w^ Mistwess Fowd! -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, you awe vewy ;;w;; weww -OwO met; uWu by >_> youw leave, good OwO mistwess. OwO [Kisses :3 hew] -UwU PAGE. x3 Wife, ;;w;; bid ^.^ these gentlemen welcome. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a -^.^ hot ^.^ venyison >_> pasty ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; xDD come, gentlemen, I >w< hope ^-^ we -uWu shaww dwink ;;w;; down >w< aww ;;w;; unkindnyess. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS -SLENDER. I xDD had wathew than forty xDD shiwwings I xDD had my ÚwÚ Book >_> of -OwO Songs ÚwÚ and OwO Sonnyets here. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIMPWE - -^-^ How, Simple! :3 Whewe ^.^ have you :3 been? I >w< must OwO wait uWu on -ÚwÚ mysewf, >w< must x3 I? You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ Book >_> of Widdwes about you, -^.^ have you? -SIMPLE. ÚwÚ Book >_> of Widdwes! ÚwÚ Why, >_> did you ^.^ nyot lend ^.^ it ^-^ to Alice -x3 Showtcake x3 upon Allhallowmas ^w^ wast, :3 a fowtnyight afore -Michaelmas? -SHALLOW. ^w^ Come, ^w^ coz; xDD come, ^w^ coz; ^-^ we stay uWu fow you. OwO A >_> wowd -with you, ^w^ coz; >w< mawwy, this, coz: there ;;w;; is, as >_> 'twewe, :3 a -xDD tendew, :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD tendew, :3 made ^-^ afaw x3 off uWu by Sir :33 Hugh here. Do -you undewstand x3 me? -SLENDER. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, you uWu shaww find me x3 weasonyabwe; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be so, I -uWu shaww ^-^ do UwU that UwU that :3 is reason. -SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but undewstand >_> me. -SLENDER. ^w^ So I uWu do, sir. -x3 EVANS. >w< Give ear ^-^ to his ^-^ motions: ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, I uWu wiww -;;w;; descwiption OwO the matter ^-^ to you, ^-^ if you >w< be capacity >_> of it. -SLENDER. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^-^ do as my cousin ^-^ Shawwow x3 says; I pray -you pawdon me; :33 he's :3 a :33 justice >_> of xDD peace in his xDD countwy, -ÚwÚ simpwe >w< though I ^.^ stand here. -x3 EVANS. But UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 question. The xDD question :3 is -^w^ concewnying >_> youw marriage. -SHALLOW. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the ^w^ point, sir. -x3 EVANS. :33 Mawwy :3 is xDD it; OwO the vewy point >_> of xDD it; ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye -^w^ Page. -SLENDER. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be so, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew x3 upon ^-^ any -ÚwÚ weasonyabwe >_> demands. -x3 EVANS. But can you xDD affection OwO the ;;w;; oman? >_> Wet OwO us xDD command ^-^ to -xDD knyow UwU that >_> of >_> youw OwO mouth ^w^ ow >_> of >_> youw lips; uWu fow divews ^.^ phiwosophews -howd UwU that OwO the lips :3 is uWu pawcew >_> of OwO the UwU mouth. :33 Thewefowe, ->w< pwecisewy, can you carry >_> youw good uWu wiww ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ maid? -SHALLOW. Cousin ^w^ Abwaham x3 Swendew, can you love uWu hew? -SLENDER. I hope, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^-^ do as ^.^ it uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ^-^ onye UwU that -would ^-^ do reason. -x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; Got's uWu wowds ÚwÚ and his >w< wadies! you >w< must speak possitable, -^-^ if you can carry xDD hew >_> youw desires towards :3 hew. -SHALLOW. :33 That you :3 must. uWu Wiww you, x3 upon good ÚwÚ dowwy, -ÚwÚ mawwy uWu hew? -SLENDER. I uWu wiww ^-^ do :3 a gweatew xDD thing than UwU that x3 upon >_> youw UwU wequest, -uWu cousin, in ^-^ any reason. -SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, >_< conceive uWu me, >_< conceive uWu me, ^w^ sweet ^w^ coz; what -I ^-^ do :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ pweasuwe you, >_> coz. ^w^ Can you love OwO the ^-^ maid? -SLENDER. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, at >_> youw >_> wequest; uWu but ^-^ if there ->w< be nyo gweat love in OwO the ;;w;; beginnying, ÚwÚ yet >w< heaven ^-^ may ^-^ decwease -^.^ it x3 upon better OwO acquaintance, when ^-^ we awe married ÚwÚ and -^.^ have ^-^ mowe >w< occasion ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I >w< hope x3 upon -famiwiawity uWu wiww gwow ^-^ mowe :33 contempt. But ^-^ if you uWu say -'mawwy x3 hew,' I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew; UwU that I x3 am ^-^ fweewy ;;w;; dissowved, -ÚwÚ and dissolutely. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 fewy >_< discwetion ^-^ answew, :33 save OwO the ^-^ faww :3 is in OwO the -ord >_> 'dissowutewy': OwO the owt ;;w;; is, >w< accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 meanying, -:33 'wesowutewy'; his meaning :3 is :33 good. -SHALLOW. >w< Ay, I ÚwÚ think my cousin meant :33 weww. -SLENDER. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ewse I would I UwU might >w< be hang'd, la! - -;;w;; We-entew ANNyE :3 PAGE - -SHALLOW. ;;w;; Hewe comes fair ^w^ Mistwess :33 Annye. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe -x3 young uWu fow >_> youw UwU sake, ^w^ Mistwess Anne! -x3 ANNyE. The ;;w;; dinnyew :3 is uWu on OwO the :3 tabwe; my fathew desires >_> youw -;;w;; wowships' :33 company. -SHALLOW. I uWu wiww OwO wait uWu on ^w^ him, fair ^w^ Mistwess Anne! -x3 EVANS. >w< Od's plessed ^.^ wiww! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be absence at OwO the >_< gwace. ->_< Exeunt ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS -x3 ANNyE. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw wowship ^-^ to come ÚwÚ in, sir? -SLENDER. No, I :3 thank you, :33 fowsooth, ;;w;; heawtiwy; I x3 am vewy -:33 weww. -x3 ANNyE. The ;;w;; dinnyew attends you, sir. -SLENDER. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ a-hungwy, I :3 thank you, forsooth. Go, -ÚwÚ siwwah, uWu fow >w< aww you awe my man, >w< go OwO wait x3 upon my cousin -;;w;; Shawwow. xDD [Exit ;;w;; SIMPWE] OwO A :33 justice >_> of xDD peace sometime ^-^ may ->w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to his fwiend uWu fow :3 a xDD man. I ^-^ keep uWu but three x3 men -ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 boy >_> yet, ÚwÚ tiww my mothew >w< be UwU dead. But what xDD though? ->_> Yet I live >_< wike :3 a UwU poow ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. -x3 ANNyE. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< go in ^-^ without >_> youw :33 wowship; uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot -^-^ sit ÚwÚ tiww you come. -SLENDER. uWu I' :33 faith, I'll xDD eat OwO nyothing; I :3 thank you as >w< much as ->w< though I ÚwÚ did. -x3 ANNyE. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ wawk in. -SLENDER. I xDD had wathew ÚwÚ wawk ;;w;; hewe, I :3 thank you. I >_< bwuis'd my -;;w;; shin th' uWu othew :3 day with playing at >_< swowd ÚwÚ and dagger with -:3 a ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO fence-thwee x3 venyeys uWu fow :3 a dish >_> of >_< stew'd prunes --and, I with my OwO wawd ^-^ defending my uWu head, ^.^ he ^.^ hot my shin, -:3 and, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I cannyot >_> abide OwO the smell >_> of ^.^ hot meat -since. UwU Why ^-^ do >_> youw ;;w;; dogs bark so? Be there uWu beaws >w< i' th' -:33 town? -x3 ANNyE. I ÚwÚ think there awe, siw; I heard them >w< tawk'd >_> of. -SLENDER. I love OwO the uWu spowt ;;w;; weww; uWu but I uWu shaww as >_> soon >_< quawwew at -^.^ it as ^-^ any man in Engwand. You awe x3 afwaid, ^-^ if you UwU see OwO the -bear woose, awe you not? -x3 ANNyE. >w< Ay, :3 indeed, sir. -SLENDER. ^.^ That's meat ÚwÚ and dwink ^-^ to me OwO nyow. I ^.^ have uWu seen -Sackewson loose twenty times, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 taken him uWu by OwO the -chain; uWu but I ;;w;; wawwant you, OwO the >w< women ^.^ have OwO so :3 cwied ÚwÚ and -uWu shwiek'd at ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ it >_> pass'd; uWu but :3 women, :3 indeed, cannyot ->_> abide x3 'em; uWu they awe vewy uWu iww-favouw'd xDD wough ;;w;; things. - -;;w;; We-entew :3 PAGE - -UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, gentwe ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, x3 come; ^-^ we stay uWu fow you. -SLENDER. I'll xDD eat nothing, I :3 thank you, sir. -UwU PAGE. By ^.^ cock ÚwÚ and UwU pie, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot choose, :3 siw! ^w^ Come, -come. -SLENDER. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you ;;w;; wead OwO the way. -UwU PAGE. Come OwO on, sir. -SLENDER. ^w^ Mistwess UwU Annye, yourself uWu shaww >w< go >_> fiwst. -x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyot OwO I, siw; pray you ^-^ keep x3 on. -SLENDER. Twuwy, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go xDD fiwst; truly, la! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do -you UwU that ^.^ wwong. -x3 ANNyE. I pray you, sir. -SLENDER. I'll wathew >w< be >_> unmannyewwy than x3 twoubwesome. You -^-^ do yourself :33 wwong :3 indeed, la! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -Before PAGE'S house - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIMPWE - -x3 EVANS. uWu Go >_> youw :33 ways, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >_> of ^w^ Doctow Caius' house ;;w;; which -:3 is OwO the OwO way; ÚwÚ and there dwells ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess Quickly, ;;w;; which -:3 is in OwO the manner >_> of his ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ ow his OwO dwy ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ ow his xDD cook, -^w^ ow his uWu waundwy, his ÚwÚ washew, ÚwÚ and his :3 wwingew. -SIMPLE. Weww, sir. -x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is x3 pettew >_> yet. >w< Give xDD hew :3 this :33 wettew; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a -xDD oman UwU that altogether's >_> acquaintance with ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye -UwU Page; ÚwÚ and OwO the letter :3 is ^-^ to desiwe ÚwÚ and require xDD hew ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowicit ->_> youw >_< mastew's desires ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page. I pray you ->w< be gone. I uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end >_> of my xDD dinnyew; :33 thewe's UwU pippins -ÚwÚ and :3 cheese ^-^ to come. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -The Garter Inn - -x3 Entew FALSTAFF, xDD HOST, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ^-^ NYM, :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN - -OwO FAWSTAFF. Minye host >_> of OwO the ^-^ Gawtew! -HOST. What :33 says my bully :3 wook? ^w^ Speak OwO schowawwy ÚwÚ and -wisewy. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Twuwy, >_< minye OwO host, I >w< must xDD tuwn away >w< some >_> of my -ÚwÚ fowwowews. -HOST. :33 Discawd, bully ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; OwO cashiew; let them ^-^ wag; :3 twot, -trot. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ sit at >w< ten >w< pounds :3 a >_< week. -HOST. Thou'rt OwO an empewow-Caesaw, Keisew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Pheazaw. I -uWu wiww UwU entewtain ÚwÚ Bawdowph; ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 dwaw, ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 tap; ^w^ said I -well, bully Hector? -OwO FAWSTAFF. Do so, good >_< minye ^w^ host. -HOST. I ^.^ have ^.^ spoke; let him OwO fowwow. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] >_> Wet me -UwU see ÚwÚ thee fwoth ÚwÚ and lime. I x3 am at :3 a ^w^ wowd; OwO fowwow. Exit OwO HOST -OwO FAWSTAFF. Bardolph, follow >_> him. OwO A xDD tapstew :3 is :3 a good trade; -OwO an ^.^ owd :33 cwoak makes :3 a OwO nyew ÚwÚ jewkin; :3 a ^.^ withew'd >_< sewving-man :3 a -^.^ fwesh :33 tapstew. uWu Go; ^.^ adieu. -:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a life UwU that I ^.^ have desiw'd; I uWu wiww x3 thwive. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 O base xDD Hungawian OwO wight! uWu Wiwt :3 thou OwO the UwU spigot -OwO wiewd? Exit BAWDOWPH -^w^ NYM. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ gotten in drink. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the humouw :33 conceited? -OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am ^.^ gwad I x3 am OwO so x3 acquit >_> of :3 this >_< tindew-box: his -UwU thefts ;;w;; wewe xDD too ^-^ open; his >_> fiwching ÚwÚ was >_< wike OwO an ^-^ unskiwfuw -x3 singew-he ^-^ kept ^.^ nyot xDD time. -^w^ NYM. The good humouw :3 is ^-^ to >_< steaw at :3 a >w< minyute's ^-^ west. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. uWu 'Convey' OwO the xDD wise ^.^ it :3 caww. :3 'Steaw' foh! OwO A >_< fico uWu fow OwO the -:33 phwase! -OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, ;;w;; siws, I x3 am ^w^ awmost >_< out at heels. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then, let kibes uWu ensue. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Thewe :3 is nyo wemedy; I >w< must >_> cony-catch; I >w< must -shift. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Young ravens >w< must ^.^ have food. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Which >_> of you xDD knyow xDD Fowd >_> of :3 this :33 town? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. I ken OwO the ^-^ wight; ^.^ he :3 is >_> of xDD substance :33 good. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My >w< honyest xDD wads, I uWu wiww tell you what I x3 am OwO about. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >w< Two x3 yawds, ÚwÚ and more. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo ^-^ quips nyow, ^w^ Pistow. ;;w;; Indeed, I x3 am in OwO the >_> waist -two yawds ;;w;; about; uWu but I x3 am :3 nyow about nyo waste; I x3 am about -x3 thwift. :33 Bwiefwy, I ^-^ do UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ make love ^-^ to Ford's ^-^ wife; I -UwU spy >_> entewtainment in UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 discouwses, ^.^ she x3 cawves, ^.^ she -gives OwO the ^.^ weew >_> of invitation; I can UwU constwue OwO the >w< action >_> of xDD hew -ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^w^ stywe; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> hawdest >w< voice >_> of xDD hew :33 behaviouw, ^-^ to >w< be -Engwish'd rightly, :3 is OwO 'I x3 am Sir uWu John ;;w;; Fawstaff's.' -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ studied xDD hew well, ÚwÚ and twanswated xDD hew uWu wiww >_< out ->_> of xDD honyesty OwO into Engwish. -^w^ NYM. The OwO anchow :3 is ^w^ deep; uWu wiww UwU that humouw :33 pass? -OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow, OwO the wepowt :33 goes ^.^ she >_> has >w< aww OwO the UwU wuwe >_> of xDD hew ->_< husband's :3 puwse; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a wegion >_> of uWu angews. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As many devils ^w^ entewtain; ÚwÚ and xDD 'To UwU hew, ;;w;; boy,' uWu say :3 I. -^w^ NYM. The humouw uWu wises; ^.^ it :3 is >w< good; humouw me OwO the uWu angews. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^.^ have :3 wwit me here :3 a letter ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and here -another ^-^ to >w< Page's xDD wife, ^-^ who x3 even :3 nyow >_> gave me good eyes -UwU too, ^w^ examin'd my pawts with UwU most x3 judicious oeillades; -^.^ sometimes OwO the beam >_> of xDD hew view x3 giwded my ^.^ foot, ^.^ sometimes my -powtwy >_> bewwy. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ;;w;; Then >_> did OwO the >_< sun uWu on dunghill xDD shinye. -^w^ NYM. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU that OwO humouw. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 O, ^.^ she >_> did OwO so ^-^ couwse o'ew my UwU extewiows with such -:3 a greedy UwU intention UwU that OwO the :3 appetite >_> of xDD hew eye >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to -scorch me OwO up >_< wike :3 a buwnying-gwass! Here's another letter ^-^ to -:3 hew. She uWu beaws OwO the >_> puwse :33 too; ^.^ she :3 is :3 a region in Guiana, >w< aww -gold ÚwÚ and OwO bounty. I uWu wiww >w< be uWu cheatews ^-^ to them ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and uWu they -uWu shaww >w< be UwU exchequews ^-^ to me; uWu they uWu shaww >w< be my ÚwÚ East ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ West ->_> Indies, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww trade ^-^ to them >_> both. Go, bear :3 thou :3 this -letter ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess UwU Page; ÚwÚ and :3 thou :3 this ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. We -uWu wiww thrive, xDD wads, ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 thwive. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. :33 Shaww I Sir Pandarus >_> of ^-^ Twoy uWu become, -And uWu by my >_> side wear ÚwÚ steew? ;;w;; Then >_< Wucifew UwU take all! -^w^ NYM. I uWu wiww run nyo base OwO humouw. Here, UwU take OwO the -humouw-wettew; I uWu wiww ^-^ keep OwO the x3 haviouw >_> of weputation. -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu [To ROBIN] ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siwwah; bear you ^.^ these letters -OwO tightwy; -uWu Saiw >_< wike my ^w^ pinnyace ^-^ to ^.^ these gowden shores. -Rogues, hence, xDD avaunt! vanyish >_< wike >w< haiwstonyes, ^.^ go; -Twudge, plod away >w< i' th' ;;w;; hoof; >w< seek shewtew, OwO pack! -:3 Fawstaff uWu wiww learn OwO the humouw >_> of OwO the :33 age; -xDD Fwench ;;w;; thwift, you wogues; ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and UwU skiwted ^.^ page. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet ^-^ vuwtuwes gripe >w< thy >_> guts! uWu fow xDD gouwd ÚwÚ and fuwwam ->_< howds, -And UwU high ÚwÚ and low beguiles OwO the rich ÚwÚ and >_< poow; -Testew I'll ^.^ have in OwO pouch when :3 thou ^-^ shawt >_< wack, -xDD Base >w< Phwygian ;;w;; Tuwk! -^w^ NYM. I ^.^ have uWu opewations in my head ;;w;; which >w< be uWu humouws >_> of -wevenge. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. uWu Wiwt :3 thou OwO wevenge? -^w^ NYM. By welkin ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ staw! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 With ÚwÚ wit ^w^ ow ÚwÚ steew? -^w^ NYM. x3 With uWu both OwO the humours, :3 I. -I uWu wiww x3 discuss OwO the humouw >_> of :3 this love ^-^ to ^w^ Page. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. And I ^-^ to xDD Fowd uWu shaww UwU eke ^-^ unfowd -OwO How Falstaff, vawwet vile, -His :33 duv uWu wiww :3 pwuv, his gold uWu wiww >_< howd, -And his ^.^ soft ^w^ couch defile. -^w^ NYM. UwU My humouw uWu shaww ^.^ nyot coow; I uWu wiww >_> incense ;;w;; Page ^-^ to ^-^ deaw -with ;;w;; poison; I uWu wiww ^.^ possess him with yewwownyess; uWu fow OwO the -uWu wevowt >_> of >_< minye :3 is dangewous. :33 That :3 is my OwO twue OwO humouw. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. Thou art OwO the >w< Maws >_> of :3 mawcontents; I uWu second thee; ->_< twoop x3 on. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -DOCTOR x3 CAIUS'S house - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS QUICKWY, SIMPWE, ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY - -QUICKWY. >_> What, uWu John >w< Wugby! I pray ÚwÚ thee >w< go ^-^ to OwO the casement -ÚwÚ and UwU see ^-^ if you can UwU see my :3 mastew, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow -UwU Caius, >w< coming. >w< If ^.^ he uWu do, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and find anybody in OwO the -OwO house, here uWu wiww >w< be OwO an ^.^ owd >_> abusing >_> of God's >_< patience ÚwÚ and -OwO the King's Engwish. -RUGBY. I'll >w< go :3 watch. -QUICKWY. uWu Go; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ posset uWu fow't >_> soon at night, in -:33 faith, at OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a ^.^ sea-coaw >w< fiwe. xDD [Exit :33 WUGBY] An -^w^ honyest, willing, >w< kind fewwow, as >w< evew ^-^ sewvant uWu shaww come in -house withal; :3 and, I ;;w;; wawwant you, nyo uWu teww-tawe :3 nyow nyo -breed-bate; his wowst fauwt :3 is UwU that ^.^ he :3 is >w< given ^-^ to prayer; ^.^ he :3 is -xDD something peevish UwU that OwO way; uWu but nyobody uWu but >_> has his fault; -uWu but let UwU that UwU pass. Petew Simple you uWu say >_> youw name ÚwÚ is? -SIMPLE. >w< Ay, uWu fow fauwt >_> of :3 a ^w^ bettew. -QUICKWY. And ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Swendew's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? -SIMPLE. >w< Ay, forsooth. -QUICKWY. uWu Does ^.^ he ^.^ nyot wear :3 a gweat x3 wound ÚwÚ beawd, >_< wike :3 a -gwuvw's ^-^ pawing-knyife? -SIMPLE. No, uWu fowsooth; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu but :3 a wittwe whey ;;w;; face, with :3 a -wittwe x3 yewwow ÚwÚ beawd, :3 a Cain-colour'd ÚwÚ beawd. -QUICKWY. OwO A x3 softwy-spwighted man, :3 is ^.^ he not? -SIMPLE. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is as taww :3 a man >_> of his ^.^ hands as -^-^ any :3 is :3 between :3 this ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ head; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD fought with :3 a -^-^ wawwenyew. -QUICKWY. OwO How uWu say you? :33 O, I shouwd wemembew >_> him. uWu Does -^.^ he ^.^ nyot howd OwO up his uWu head, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and >w< stwut in his ÚwÚ gait? -SIMPLE. x3 Yes, :3 indeed, OwO does ^w^ he. -QUICKWY. Weww, >w< heaven ^-^ send >_> Annye ;;w;; Page nyo >_< wowse xDD fowtunye! ->_> Teww ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Pawson >w< Evans I uWu wiww ^-^ do what I can uWu fow >_> youw -mastew. >_> Annye :3 is :3 a good girl, ÚwÚ and I UwU wish- - -;;w;; We-entew OwO WUGBY - -RUGBY. :33 Out, awas! here comes my mastew. -QUICKWY. We uWu shaww >w< aww >w< be :3 shent. Wun in ;;w;; hewe, good x3 young ->w< man; >w< go OwO into :3 this ^w^ cwoset. [Shuts ÚwÚ SIMPWE in OwO the ^-^ cwoset] ÚwÚ He -uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay UwU wong. >_> What, uWu John >w< Wugby! UwU John! what, :33 John, -I :33 say! Go, :33 John, >w< go >_< inquiwe uWu fow my master; I x3 doubt ^.^ he >w< be -^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww UwU that ^.^ he comes ^.^ nyot UwU home. >w< [Singing] -And down, down, adown-a, etc. - -x3 Entew DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS - ->w< CAIUS. ;;w;; Vat :3 is you sing? I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike x3 des ^.^ toys. ;;w;; Pway you, >w< go -ÚwÚ and ^.^ vetch me in my closet ^-^ un boitier ^-^ vewt-a ^.^ box, :3 a :33 gween-a -:3 box. Do intend vat I speak? OwO A :33 gween-a :3 box. -QUICKWY. >w< Ay, :33 fowsooth, I'll ÚwÚ fetch ^.^ it you. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am ^.^ gwad -^.^ he went ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; himsewf; ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ;;w;; found OwO the x3 young man, -^.^ he would ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; hown-mad. ->w< CAIUS. Fe, ^-^ fe, fe ^w^ fe! ma foi, UwU iw x3 fait :33 fowt chaud. ^.^ Je >_> m'en OwO vais :3 a -uWu wa ^w^ couw-wa ;;w;; gwande affaire. -QUICKWY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it this, sir? ->w< CAIUS. x3 Oui; >_< mette ^-^ we au :3 mon >_> pocket: uWu depeche, ^w^ quickwy. ^w^ Vewe -:3 is dat >_< knyave, Wugby? -QUICKWY. >_> What, uWu John Wugby? UwU John! +x3 SHAWWOW. Ay, xDD cousin Slender, ÚwÚ and Custalorum. +x3 SWENDEW. Ay, ÚwÚ and >_> Watowowum :3 too; ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman born, +>_< Mastew >_> Pawson, who >_< wwites >_< himsewf OwO 'Awmigewo' uWu in xDD any bill, +warrant, ;;w;; quittance, ow obwigation-'Awmigewo.' +x3 SHAWWOW. Ay, :3 that UwU I do; ÚwÚ and uWu have donye xDD any time these >w< thwee +:3 hundwed years. +x3 SWENDEW. All :33 his :3 successows, >_> gonye >w< befowe :3 him, hath done't; +ÚwÚ and aww :33 his ancestors, :3 that come ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, xDD may: ;;w;; they OwO may +UwU give x3 the ^.^ dozen ^-^ white ^.^ wuces uWu in uWu theiw coat. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It >_> is >w< an ;;w;; owd coat. +EVANS. uWu The ^.^ dozen ^-^ white louses UwU do :33 become >w< an ;;w;; owd >_> coat well; +>w< it :3 agwees weww, passant; >w< it >_> is :3 a ^.^ famiwiaw beast to ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and +OwO signyifies love. +x3 SHAWWOW. uWu The uWu wuce >_> is x3 the >w< fwesh UwU fish; x3 the ^-^ sawt :33 fish >_> is >w< an ;;w;; owd +coat. +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I OwO may ^-^ quawtew, :3 coz. +x3 SHAWWOW. >_> You may, ^.^ by mawwying. +EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is uWu mawwing :33 indeed, >_> if ^.^ he quarter :3 it. +x3 SHAWWOW. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a whit. +EVANS. Yes, py'w :33 wady! ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> has :3 a quarter of x3 youw uWu coat, there +>_> is >_> but >w< thwee skiwts fow yourself, uWu in x3 my :33 simpwe conjectures; +>_> but :3 that >_> is aww onye. ;;w;; If Sir John Falstaff uWu have >_> committed +^.^ dispawagements >w< unto UwU you, UwU I ^w^ am of x3 the :33 chuwch, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww be +uWu gwad to UwU do x3 my xDD benyevowence, to >_< make atonyements ÚwÚ and +:3 compwemises ^-^ between OwO you. +x3 SHAWWOW. uWu The Counciw UwU shaww hear uWu it; >w< it >_> is :3 a riot. +EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 meet x3 the Counciw hear :3 a wiot; there >_> is nyo +feaw of Got uWu in :3 a wiot; x3 the ^w^ Counciw, wook UwU you, UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe +to hear x3 the feaw of OwO Got, ÚwÚ and nyot to hear :3 a wiot; OwO take x3 youw +vizaments uWu in x3 that. +x3 SHAWWOW. uWu Ha! ^.^ o' x3 my :3 wife, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe xDD young OwO again, x3 the xDD swowd +>_> shouwd >w< end :3 it. +EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is petter :3 that ^w^ fwiends >_> is x3 the xDD swowd ÚwÚ and >w< end uWu it; +ÚwÚ and there >_> is awso anyothew xDD device uWu in x3 my prain, which +pewadventuwe pwings ÚwÚ goot discretions with :3 it. >_> Thewe >_> is >_> Annye +>_> Page, which >_> is daughter to >_< Mastew ^w^ Geowge >_> Page, which >_> is +OwO pwetty virginity. +x3 SWENDEW. Mistress >_> Annye Page? :33 She >_> has >_> bwown hair, ÚwÚ and +xDD speaks UwU smaww ^.^ wike :3 a uWu woman. +EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 that fewy ÚwÚ pewson fow aww x3 the orld, >_< as >w< just >_< as xDD you +xDD wiww desire; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seven :3 hundwed uWu pounds of UwU monyeys, ÚwÚ and +^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ siwvew, >_> is her >_> gwandsiwe ;;w;; upon :33 his :3 death's-bed-Got +ÚwÚ dewivew to :3 a >w< joyfuw >w< wesuwwections!-give, when ^.^ she >_> is able to +overtake seventeen years ^-^ owd. ^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a ÚwÚ goot >_> motion >_> if ^.^ we +OwO weave UwU ouw UwU pwibbwes ÚwÚ and pwabbwes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe :3 a ^.^ mawwiage +^-^ between >_< Mastew Abraham ÚwÚ and Mistress >_> Annye ^.^ Page. +x3 SHAWWOW. Did her >_> gwandsiwe OwO weave her ÚwÚ seven :3 hundwed xDD pound? +EVANS. Ay, ÚwÚ and her >w< fathew >_> is >_< make her :3 a petter penny. +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD young uWu gentwewoman; ^.^ she >_> has ÚwÚ good +gifts. +EVANS. ÚwÚ Seven :3 hundwed uWu pounds, ÚwÚ and ^-^ possibiwities, >_> is ÚwÚ goot gifts. +x3 SHAWWOW. xDD Weww, wet >_> us >_> see xDD honyest >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. Is Falstaff +OwO thewe? +EVANS. Shall UwU I tell xDD you :3 a wie? UwU I UwU do >_> despise :3 a liar >_< as UwU I UwU do +>_> despise one :3 that >_> is x3 fawse; ow >_< as UwU I >_> despise one :3 that >_> is nyot +true. uWu The knight Sir John >_> is uWu thewe; x3 and, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, be +^.^ wuwed ^.^ by x3 youw ^w^ weww-wiwwews. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; peat x3 the doow fow >_< Mastew +^.^ Page. +[Knocks] What, ^-^ hoa! Got x3 pwess x3 youw ;;w;; house here! +xDD PAGE. :33 [Within] Who's OwO thewe? + +Entew ^.^ PAGE + +EVANS. :3 Hewe >_> is >_< Got's ^-^ pwessing, ÚwÚ and x3 youw fwiend, ÚwÚ and Justice +>w< Shawwow; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe xDD young >_< Mastew Slender, :3 that peradventures +UwU shaww tell xDD you anyothew :33 tawe, >_> if uWu mattews gwow to x3 youw +>w< wikings. +xDD PAGE. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw worships well. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow +x3 my venison, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. +x3 SHAWWOW. >_< Mastew >_> Page, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see uWu you; much ÚwÚ good UwU do +>w< it x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 heawt! UwU I >w< wish'd x3 youw :33 venyison uWu bettew; >w< it UwU was :33 iww +kill'd. How xDD doth ÚwÚ good Mistress ÚwÚ Page?-and UwU I >_> thank xDD you +awways with x3 my uWu heawt, :33 wa! with x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +xDD PAGE. UwU Siw, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU Siw, UwU I >_> thank uWu you; ^.^ by >w< yea ÚwÚ and no, UwU I xDD do. +xDD PAGE. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see UwU you, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew ^.^ Swendew. +x3 SWENDEW. How does x3 youw ;;w;; fawwow xDD gweyhound, UwU siw? UwU I heard >_> say +^.^ he UwU was xDD outwun on xDD Cotsaww. +xDD PAGE. ^.^ It couwd nyot be ^w^ judg'd, sir. +x3 SWENDEW. You'll nyot >_> confess, you'ww nyot confess. +x3 SHAWWOW. :33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww not. 'Tis x3 youw fauwt; UwU 'tis x3 youw fauwt; +UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 dog. +xDD PAGE. ^-^ A cur, sir. +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU Siw, uWu he's :3 a ÚwÚ good dog, ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< faiw :33 dog. UwU Can there be +^.^ mowe UwU said? >w< He >_> is UwU good, ÚwÚ and >_< faiw. Is Sir John Falstaff hewe? +xDD PAGE. UwU Siw, ^.^ he >_> is xDD within; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd UwU do :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ office +^-^ between OwO you. +EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is ^-^ spoke >_< as :3 a Chwistians ought to >_< speak. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He hath wrong'd uWu me, >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. +xDD PAGE. UwU Siw, ^.^ he xDD doth uWu in x3 some ;;w;; sowt x3 confess :3 it. +x3 SHAWWOW. ;;w;; If >w< it be ;;w;; confessed, >w< it >_> is nyot redressed; >_> is nyot :3 that +>_> so, >_< Mastew Page? >w< He hath wrong'd OwO me; ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he hath; uWu at :3 a +word, ^.^ he :33 hath, ^-^ bewieve OwO me; Robert Shallow, ;;w;; esquiwe, :3 saith +^.^ he >_> is wronged. +xDD PAGE. :3 Hewe x3 comes Sir OwO John. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF, uWu BAWDOWPH, ^.^ NYM, ÚwÚ and PISTOW + +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Nyow, >_< Mastew Shallow, you'ww :3 compwain of ;;w;; me to +x3 the >_> King? +x3 SHAWWOW. Knyight, xDD you uWu have beaten x3 my men, kill'd x3 my deew, +ÚwÚ and broke open x3 my ;;w;; wodge. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO But nyot >w< kiss'd x3 youw keepew's >w< daughtew. +x3 SHAWWOW. Tut, :3 a pin! ÚwÚ this UwU shaww be ^w^ answew'd. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I xDD wiww answew >w< it >_> stwaight: UwU I uWu have donye aww UwU this. +:33 That >_> is nyow ^w^ answew'd. +x3 SHAWWOW. uWu The Counciw UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU this. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu 'Twewe xDD bettew fow xDD you >_> if >w< it :3 wewe ÚwÚ knyown uWu in >_> counsew: +you'ww be >_< waugh'd at. +EVANS. :33 Pauca verba, Sir John; ÚwÚ goot UwU wowts. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good >_< wowts! ÚwÚ good ^.^ cabbage! Slender, UwU I broke x3 youw +head; >_> what ;;w;; mattew uWu have xDD you OwO against me? +x3 SWENDEW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have ;;w;; mattew uWu in x3 my >_> head OwO against uWu you; +ÚwÚ and OwO against x3 youw ^.^ cony-catching wascaws, xDD Bawdowph, ;;w;; Nym, +ÚwÚ and Pistol. ^-^ They cawwied ;;w;; me to x3 the >_< tavewn, ÚwÚ and UwU made ;;w;; me +dwunk, ÚwÚ and afterwards pick'd x3 my ^-^ pocket. +BARDOLPH. >_> You Banbuwy ;;w;; cheese! +x3 SWENDEW. Ay, >w< it >_> is nyo :3 mattew. +PISTOL. How now, ^w^ Mephostophiwus! +x3 SWENDEW. Ay, >w< it >_> is nyo :3 mattew. +OwO NYM. uWu Swice, UwU I ;;w;; say! ^w^ pauca, ;;w;; pauca; swice! >w< That's x3 my humouw. +x3 SWENDEW. :3 Whewe's xDD Simpwe, x3 my man? UwU Can xDD you uWu teww, cousin? +EVANS. uWu Peace, UwU I pray OwO you. Now wet >_> us :33 undewstand. >_> Thewe >_> is +>w< thwee umpires uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< mattew, >_< as UwU I undewstand: :3 that ;;w;; is, +>_< Mastew >_> Page, x3 fidewicet >_< Mastew ^-^ Page; ÚwÚ and there >_> is myself, +x3 fidewicet >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< thwee party ;;w;; is, lastly ÚwÚ and +:3 finyawwy, >_< minye host of x3 the uWu Gawtew. +xDD PAGE. We >w< thwee to hear >w< it ÚwÚ and >w< end >w< it ^-^ between OwO them. +EVANS. Fery goot. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make :3 a pwief of >w< it uWu in x3 my note-book; +ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww afterwards >_> owk ;;w;; upon x3 the cause with >_< as great +discweetwy >_< as ^.^ we ;;w;; can. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >w< Pistow! +PISTOL. >w< He x3 heaws with ears. +EVANS. uWu The OwO teviw ÚwÚ and :33 his tam! >_> What phrase >_> is uWu this, ^-^ 'He x3 heaws +with ^.^ eaw'? Why, >w< it >_> is xDD affectations. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Pistow, uWu did xDD you pick >_< Mastew >w< Swendew's :33 puwse? +x3 SWENDEW. Ay, ^.^ by these gloves, uWu did ^-^ he-ow UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might +>_< nyevew come uWu in >_< minye UwU own great x3 chambew again ^w^ ewse!-of +ÚwÚ seven :33 gwoats uWu in mill-sixpences, ÚwÚ and >w< two Edward +shuvw-boawds :3 that >_> cost ;;w;; me >w< two :33 shiwwing ÚwÚ and >w< two uWu pence :3 apiece +of uWu Yead Miller, ^.^ by these >_< gwuvs. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Is ÚwÚ this ^-^ twue, :33 Pistow? +EVANS. :3 Nyo, >w< it >_> is :3 fawse, >_> if >w< it >_> is :3 a pick-puwse. +PISTOL. >w< Ha, xDD thou mountain-foreigner! Sir John ÚwÚ and >_< mastew +>_> minye, +UwU I :33 combat challenge of ÚwÚ this latten biwbo. +Wowd of denial uWu in >w< thy labras here! +Wowd of >_< denyiaw! Fwoth ÚwÚ and scum, xDD thou liest. +x3 SWENDEW. ^-^ By these gloves, >w< then, uWu 'twas he. +OwO NYM. ^w^ Be ^w^ avis'd, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and pass ÚwÚ good xDD humouws; UwU I xDD wiww >_> say +OwO 'mawwy ^w^ twap' with UwU you, >_> if xDD you >w< wun x3 the nuthook's humouw on +OwO me; :3 that >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ nyote of :3 it. +x3 SWENDEW. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this hat, >w< then, ^.^ he uWu in x3 the red OwO face xDD had uWu it; fow +^w^ though UwU I ;;w;; cannyot remember >_> what UwU I uWu did when xDD you UwU made ;;w;; me +dwunk, yet UwU I ^w^ am nyot ;;w;; awtogethew >w< an ass. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What >_> say UwU you, Scarlet ÚwÚ and ^w^ John? +BARDOLPH. Why, ^w^ siw, fow x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I >_> say x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman xDD had +UwU dwunk >_< himsewf x3 out of :33 his five uWu sentences. +EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is :33 his five x3 senses; >_< fie, >_> what x3 the ÚwÚ ignyowance x3 is! +BARDOLPH. xDD And ^.^ being fap, ^w^ siw, UwU was, >_< as ;;w;; they say, ^-^ cashiew'd; +ÚwÚ and UwU so conclusions :33 pass'd x3 the careers. +x3 SWENDEW. Ay, xDD you x3 spake uWu in ;;w;; Watin xDD then :3 too; >_> but UwU 'tis nyo mattew; +I'll ^w^ nye'ew be UwU dwunk whiwst UwU I ^w^ wive OwO again, >_> but uWu in OwO honyest, +x3 civiw, UwU godwy xDD company, fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ twick. ;;w;; If UwU I be dwunk, I'll be +UwU dwunk with UwU those :3 that uWu have x3 the feaw of :33 God, ÚwÚ and nyot with +^w^ dwunken >_> knyaves. +EVANS. ^w^ So Got ;;w;; udge uWu me, :3 that >_> is :3 a virtuous :33 mind. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> You hear aww these uWu mattews deni'd, UwU gentwemen; xDD you +hear :3 it. + +Entew xDD MISTWESS >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE with wine; xDD MISTWESS +uWu FOWD ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS PAGE, fowwowing + +xDD PAGE. Nyay, ^w^ daughtew, carry x3 the winye UwU in; we'll ÚwÚ dwink x3 within. +uWu Exit >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE +x3 SWENDEW. x3 O :3 heaven! ÚwÚ this >_> is Mistress >_> Annye ^.^ Page. +xDD PAGE. How now, Mistress ^w^ Fowd! +>_> FAWSTAFF. Mistress :33 Fowd, ^.^ by x3 my troth, xDD you OwO awe xDD vewy weww +met; ^.^ by x3 youw weave, ÚwÚ good ^w^ mistwess. ^.^ [Kisses :3 hew] +xDD PAGE. >_< Wife, bid these gentlemen x3 wewcome. ^.^ Come, ^.^ we uWu have :3 a +:3 hot :33 venyison ÚwÚ pasty to uWu dinnyew; come, xDD gentwemen, UwU I UwU hope ^.^ we +UwU shaww ÚwÚ dwink down aww unkindnyess. +Exeunt aww >_> but ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^.^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and UwU EVANS +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I xDD had rather than >w< fowty shiwwings UwU I xDD had x3 my >_< Book of +>_< Songs ÚwÚ and Sonnyets hewe. + +Entew SIMPLE + +How, Simple! Whewe uWu have xDD you been? UwU I ^w^ must wait on +myself, ^w^ must >_< I? >_> You uWu have nyot x3 the >_< Book of Widdwes about UwU you, +uWu have you? +SIMPLE. >_< Book of Riddles! Why, uWu did xDD you nyot xDD wend >w< it to x3 Awice +;;w;; Showtcake ;;w;; upon ^-^ Awwhawwowmas last, :3 a fortnight ^-^ afowe +:33 Michaewmas? +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ coz; come, ÚwÚ coz; ^.^ we xDD stay fow OwO you. ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd +with UwU you, ÚwÚ coz; marry, uWu this, :33 coz: there ;;w;; is, >_< as :33 'twewe, :3 a +ÚwÚ tendew, :3 a uWu kind of ÚwÚ tendew, UwU made afaw x3 off ^.^ by Sir ^.^ Hugh hewe. Do +xDD you understand me? +x3 SWENDEW. Ay, ^w^ siw, xDD you UwU shaww find ;;w;; me UwU weasonyabwe; >_> if >w< it be >_> so, UwU I +UwU shaww UwU do :3 that :3 that >_> is reason. +x3 SHAWWOW. Nyay, >_> but understand x3 me. +x3 SWENDEW. ^w^ So UwU I UwU do, sir. +EVANS. Give ear to :33 his ^.^ motions: >_< Mastew Slender, UwU I xDD wiww +description x3 the ;;w;; mattew to UwU you, >_> if xDD you be ;;w;; capacity of :3 it. +x3 SWENDEW. Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_< as x3 my xDD cousin >_< Shawwow UwU says; UwU I pray +xDD you UwU pawdon OwO me; uWu he's :3 a justice of uWu peace uWu in :33 his country, +:33 simpwe ^w^ though UwU I stand hewe. +EVANS. OwO But :3 that >_> is nyot x3 the x3 question. uWu The ;;w;; question >_> is +UwU concewnying x3 youw marriage. +x3 SHAWWOW. Ay, there's x3 the UwU point, sir. +EVANS. Marry >_> is uWu it; x3 the xDD vewy :33 point of uWu it; to Mistress >_> Annye +^.^ Page. +x3 SWENDEW. Why, >_> if >w< it be >_> so, UwU I xDD wiww marry her ;;w;; upon xDD any +^.^ weasonyabwe ÚwÚ demands. +EVANS. OwO But ^.^ can xDD you :3 affection x3 the >w< oman? Let >_> us ÚwÚ command to +^.^ knyow :3 that of x3 youw xDD mouth ow of x3 youw lips; fow divers philosophers +howd :3 that x3 the lips >_> is parcel of x3 the xDD mouth. >_< Thewefowe, +precisely, ^.^ can xDD you carry x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww to x3 the maid? +x3 SHAWWOW. x3 Cousin Abraham Slender, ^.^ can xDD you wuv OwO hew? +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_< as >w< it UwU shaww :33 become one :3 that +^.^ wouwd UwU do reason. +EVANS. Nyay, >_< Got's wowds ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU wadies! xDD you ^w^ must speak ;;w;; possitabwe, +>_> if xDD you ^.^ can carry her x3 youw desiwes uWu towawds her. +x3 SHAWWOW. :33 That xDD you must. Will UwU you, ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ good >_< dowwy, +marry OwO hew? +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 a :33 gweatew ^.^ thing than :3 that ;;w;; upon x3 youw ÚwÚ wequest, +OwO cousin, uWu in xDD any reason. +x3 SHAWWOW. Nyay, :33 conceive uWu me, :33 conceive uWu me, x3 sweet ÚwÚ coz; >_> what +UwU I UwU do >_> is to :3 pweasuwe UwU you, :3 coz. UwU Can xDD you wuv x3 the maid? +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I xDD wiww marry hew, ^w^ siw, uWu at x3 youw :3 wequest; >_> but >_> if there +be nyo great wuv uWu in x3 the beginnying, yet heaven OwO may :33 decwease +>w< it ;;w;; upon xDD bettew ÚwÚ acquaintance, when ^.^ we OwO awe mawwied ÚwÚ and +uWu have ^.^ mowe ;;w;; occasion to ^.^ knyow one anyothew. UwU I UwU hope ;;w;; upon +:3 famiwiawity xDD wiww gwow ^.^ mowe ^w^ contempt. OwO But >_> if xDD you >_> say +OwO 'mawwy her,' UwU I xDD wiww marry >w< hew; :3 that UwU I ^w^ am freely >_> dissowved, +ÚwÚ and >_> dissowutewy. +EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a fewy discretion ÚwÚ answew, :3 save x3 the faww >_> is uWu in x3 the +;;w;; owd x3 'dissowutewy': x3 the x3 owt ;;w;; is, accowding to UwU ouw meanying, +^w^ 'wesowutewy'; :33 his meaning >_> is UwU good. +x3 SHAWWOW. Ay, UwU I think x3 my xDD cousin meant well. +x3 SWENDEW. Ay, ow >_> ewse UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might be uWu hang'd, :33 wa! + +^.^ We-entew >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE + +x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Hewe x3 comes >w< faiw Mistress ÚwÚ Annye. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe +xDD young fow x3 youw ^w^ sake, Mistress Anne! +ANNE. uWu The dinner >_> is on x3 the table; x3 my >w< fathew desiwes x3 youw +>w< wowships' UwU company. +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I xDD wiww wait on :3 him, >w< faiw Mistress Anne! +EVANS. x3 Od's >w< pwessed will! UwU I xDD wiww nyot be >w< absence uWu at x3 the grace. +Exeunt UwU SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and UwU EVANS +ANNE. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw :33 wowship to come x3 in, UwU siw? +x3 SWENDEW. :3 Nyo, UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD fowsooth, :3 heawtiwy; UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy +well. +ANNE. uWu The dinner ^.^ attends UwU you, sir. +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^-^ a-hungwy, UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ^-^ fowsooth. ^w^ Go, +sirrah, fow aww xDD you OwO awe x3 my ^w^ man, OwO go wait ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD cousin +:3 Shawwow. ;;w;; [Exit ;;w;; SIMPWE] ^-^ A justice of uWu peace ÚwÚ sometime OwO may +be beholding to :33 his :33 fwiend fow :3 a man. UwU I >_< keep >_> but >w< thwee ;;w;; men +ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; boy ^w^ yet, >w< tiww x3 my mothew be uWu dead. OwO But >_> what UwU though? +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ wive ^.^ wike :3 a poor ÚwÚ gentweman born. +ANNE. UwU I OwO may nyot OwO go uWu in ^-^ without x3 youw wowship; ;;w;; they xDD wiww nyot +sit >w< tiww xDD you x3 come. +x3 SWENDEW. xDD I' ^w^ faith, I'll eat uWu nyothing; UwU I >_> thank xDD you >_< as much >_< as +^w^ though UwU I ^.^ did. +ANNE. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU wawk ^.^ in. +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I xDD had rather UwU wawk UwU hewe, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. UwU I uWu bwuis'd x3 my +^.^ shin x3 th' othew day with :3 pwaying uWu at xDD swowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ daggew with +:3 a >_< mastew of >w< fence-thwee uWu venyeys fow :3 a ^w^ dish of UwU stew'd ^-^ pwunyes +-and, UwU I with x3 my ward x3 defending x3 my head, ^.^ he :3 hot x3 my :33 shin, +x3 and, ^.^ by x3 my troth, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot abide x3 the smell of :3 hot :3 meat +since. Why UwU do x3 youw ^.^ dogs >_< bawk so? ^w^ Be there bears :33 i' x3 th' +>_< town? +ANNE. UwU I think there awe, siw; UwU I heard them ^w^ tawk'd uWu of. +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I wuv x3 the spowt well; >_> but UwU I UwU shaww >_< as >w< soon ^-^ quawwew uWu at +>w< it >_< as xDD any x3 man uWu in ^w^ Engwand. >_> You OwO awe afraid, >_> if xDD you >_> see x3 the +UwU beaw UwU woose, OwO awe xDD you ^w^ nyot? +ANNE. Ay, :33 indeed, sir. +x3 SWENDEW. >w< That's :3 meat ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink to ;;w;; me now. UwU I uWu have :3 seen +>w< Sackewson ;;w;; woose ÚwÚ twenty xDD times, ÚwÚ and uWu have :33 taken ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the +chain; >_> but UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, x3 the x3 women uWu have UwU so cried ÚwÚ and +shriek'd uWu at >w< it :3 that >w< it x3 pass'd; >_> but UwU women, :33 indeed, ;;w;; cannyot +abide >w< 'em; ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD vewy :3 iww-favouw'd OwO wough xDD things. + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ PAGE + +xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, ^-^ gentwe >_< Mastew Slender, >_< come; ^.^ we xDD stay fow OwO you. +x3 SWENDEW. I'll eat uWu nyothing, UwU I >_> thank UwU you, sir. +xDD PAGE. ^-^ By >_> cock ÚwÚ and ^-^ pie, xDD you UwU shaww nyot UwU choose, sir! ^.^ Come, +x3 come. +x3 SWENDEW. Nyay, pray xDD you lead x3 the >_> way. +xDD PAGE. :3 Come ;;w;; on, sir. +x3 SWENDEW. Mistress ÚwÚ Annye, >_> youwsewf UwU shaww OwO go fiwst. +ANNE. ÚwÚ Nyot I, siw; pray xDD you >_< keep :3 on. +x3 SWENDEW. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO go first; OwO twuwy, :33 wa! UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do +xDD you :3 that wrong. +ANNE. UwU I pray UwU you, sir. +x3 SWENDEW. I'll rather be uWu unmannyewwy than troublesome. >_> You +UwU do >_> youwsewf wrong :33 indeed, :33 wa! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +^.^ Befowe >_> PAGE'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS ÚwÚ and SIMPLE + +EVANS. Go x3 youw >w< ways, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask of uWu Doctow >w< Caius' ;;w;; house which +>_> is x3 the way; ÚwÚ and there dwells one Mistress Quickly, which +>_> is uWu in x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :33 his xDD nyuwse, ow :33 his xDD dwy xDD nyuwse, ow :33 his cook, +ow :33 his UwU waundwy, :33 his OwO washew, ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu wwingew. +SIMPLE. xDD Weww, sir. +EVANS. Nyay, >w< it >_> is petter >_> yet. Give her ÚwÚ this wettew; fow >w< it >_> is :3 a +oman :3 that altogether's >_< acquaintance with Mistress >_> Annye +^-^ Page; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> wettew >_> is to ^.^ desiwe ÚwÚ and xDD wequiwe her to sowicit +x3 youw xDD mastew's desiwes to Mistress >_> Annye ^.^ Page. UwU I pray xDD you +be ;;w;; gonye. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make >w< an >w< end of x3 my uWu dinnyew; there's xDD pippins +ÚwÚ and :3 cheese to x3 come. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn + +Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF, x3 HOST, uWu BAWDOWPH, ^.^ NYM, x3 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and ROBIN + +>_> FAWSTAFF. Mine host of x3 the Garter! +xDD HOST. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my ^.^ buwwy rook? ^w^ Speak xDD schowawwy ÚwÚ and +wisely. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Twuwy, >_< minye >_< host, UwU I ^w^ must turn OwO away x3 some of x3 my +fowwowews. +xDD HOST. Discard, ^.^ buwwy :33 Hewcuwes; >_> cashiew; wet them wag; trot, +;;w;; twot. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I sit uWu at ;;w;; ten uWu pounds :3 a x3 week. +xDD HOST. ^w^ Thou'wt >w< an empewow-Caesaw, Keiser, ÚwÚ and Pheazaw. UwU I +xDD wiww entertain Bardolph; ^.^ he UwU shaww dwaw, ^.^ he UwU shaww :33 tap; uWu said UwU I +weww, ^.^ buwwy Hector? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Do >_> so, ÚwÚ good >_< minye >_< host. +xDD HOST. UwU I uWu have spoke; wet ^.^ him x3 fowwow. :33 [To ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] Let ;;w;; me +>_> see uWu thee uWu fwoth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wime. UwU I ^w^ am uWu at :3 a wowd; x3 fowwow. uWu Exit :33 HOST +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Bawdowph, ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. ^-^ A tapster >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ twade; +>w< an ;;w;; owd uWu cwoak x3 makes :3 a x3 nyew jerkin; :3 a :33 withew'd uWu sewving-man :3 a +>w< fwesh tapster. :33 Go; ^w^ adieu. +BARDOLPH. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a >w< wife :3 that UwU I uWu have xDD desiw'd; UwU I xDD wiww :33 thwive. +PISTOL. x3 O UwU base Hungarian wight! ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou x3 the ;;w;; spigot +^w^ wiewd? uWu Exit ^.^ BAWDOWPH +OwO NYM. >w< He UwU was >_< gotten uWu in ^-^ dwink. Is nyot x3 the humouw xDD conceited? +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU I ^w^ am UwU so xDD acquit of ÚwÚ this ^-^ tindew-box: :33 his +uWu thefts :3 wewe ^w^ too >w< open; :33 his ÚwÚ fiwching UwU was ^.^ wike >w< an unskiwfuw +uWu singew-he :33 kept nyot uWu time. +OwO NYM. uWu The ÚwÚ good humouw >_> is to ^.^ steaw uWu at :3 a minyute's rest. +PISTOL. 'Convey' x3 the uWu wise >w< it :33 caww. 'Steal' :3 foh! ^-^ A fico fow x3 the +uWu phwase! +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, sirs, UwU I ^w^ am almost x3 out uWu at xDD heews. +PISTOL. Why, >w< then, wet >_< kibes >_> ensue. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ÚwÚ wemedy; UwU I ^w^ must :33 cony-catch; UwU I ^w^ must +>_> shift. +PISTOL. Young wavens ^w^ must uWu have x3 food. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Which of xDD you ^.^ knyow >_< Fowd of ÚwÚ this >_< town? +PISTOL. UwU I >_< ken x3 the >_> wight; ^.^ he >_> is of ÚwÚ substance UwU good. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My xDD honyest >w< wads, UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you >_> what UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ about. +PISTOL. Two ^.^ yawds, ÚwÚ and more. +>_> FAWSTAFF. No uWu quips now, Pistol. >w< Indeed, UwU I ^w^ am uWu in x3 the x3 waist +>w< two ^.^ yawds >_> about; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am nyow about nyo :33 waste; UwU I ^w^ am about +>w< thwift. ÚwÚ Bwiefwy, UwU I UwU do >_> mean to >_< make wuv to Ford's :33 wife; UwU I +^w^ spy entewtainment uWu in >w< hew; ^.^ she discourses, ^.^ she uWu cawves, ^.^ she +;;w;; gives x3 the x3 weew of xDD invitation; UwU I ^.^ can construe x3 the uWu action of her +^.^ famiwiaw ^-^ stywe; ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO hawdest uWu voice of her behaviour, to be +>_> Engwish'd ÚwÚ wightwy, >_> is ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am Sir John Fawstaff's.' +PISTOL. >w< He hath xDD studied her weww, ÚwÚ and twanswated her xDD wiww x3 out +of honesty x3 into Engwish. +OwO NYM. uWu The ÚwÚ anchow >_> is >_> deep; xDD wiww :3 that humouw xDD pass? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Nyow, x3 the wepowt xDD goes ^.^ she >_> has aww x3 the UwU wuwe of her +husband's purse; ^.^ he hath :3 a wegion of angels. +PISTOL. ;;w;; As UwU many xDD deviws entertain; ÚwÚ and uWu 'To hew, ;;w;; boy,' >_> say ^.^ I. +OwO NYM. uWu The humouw :33 wises; >w< it >_> is good; humouw ;;w;; me x3 the angels. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I uWu have ^-^ wwit ;;w;; me OwO hewe :3 a >_> wettew to >w< hew; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe +anyothew to >_> Page's :3 wife, who even nyow uWu gave ;;w;; me ÚwÚ good eyes +:3 too, UwU examin'd x3 my parts with UwU most >_< judicious oeiwwades; +x3 sometimes x3 the ^.^ beam of her x3 view :3 giwded x3 my xDD foot, x3 sometimes x3 my +portly bewwy. +PISTOL. UwU Then uWu did x3 the sun on *teleports behind you* dunghiww shinye. +OwO NYM. UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow :3 that humouw. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_< O, ^.^ she uWu did UwU so course ^-^ o'ew x3 my extewiows with xDD such +:3 a gweedy intention :3 that x3 the xDD appetite of her ^w^ eye uWu did xDD seem to +>_> scowch ;;w;; me x3 up ^.^ wike :3 a :3 buwnying-gwass! >_> Hewe's anyothew >_> wettew to +her. :33 She bears x3 the >_< puwse :3 too; ^.^ she >_> is :3 a wegion uWu in xDD Guianya, aww +gowd ÚwÚ and x3 bounty. UwU I xDD wiww be cheatews to them xDD both, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they +UwU shaww be >_> exchequews to OwO me; ;;w;; they UwU shaww be x3 my East ÚwÚ and xDD West +Indies, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO twade to them xDD both. ^w^ Go, UwU beaw xDD thou ÚwÚ this +>_> wettew to Mistress ^-^ Page; ÚwÚ and xDD thou ÚwÚ this to Mistress x3 Fowd. We +xDD wiww thwive, >w< wads, ^.^ we xDD wiww :33 thwive. +PISTOL. Shall UwU I Sir Pandarus of Twoy xDD become, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 my x3 side ^-^ weaw steel? UwU Then Wucifew OwO take :33 aww! +OwO NYM. UwU I xDD wiww >w< wun nyo UwU base humouw. Here, OwO take x3 the +xDD humouw-wettew; UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep x3 the :33 haviouw of weputation. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :33 [To >_> WOBIN] UwU Howd, siwwah; UwU beaw xDD you these x3 wettews +;;w;; tightwy; +Sail ^.^ wike x3 my xDD pinnyace to these golden shores. +x3 Wogues, hence, avaunt! :3 vanyish ^.^ wike x3 haiwstonyes, go; +Trudge, plod OwO away :33 i' x3 th' uWu hoof; >_> seek shewtew, ;;w;; pack! +Falstaff xDD wiww :3 weawn x3 the humouw of x3 the >_> age; +OwO Fwench thwift, xDD you xDD wogues; myself, ÚwÚ and UwU skiwted ^.^ page. +Exeunt FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and ROBIN +PISTOL. Let xDD vuwtuwes gripe >w< thy OwO guts! fow gouwd ÚwÚ and fullam +^-^ howds, +xDD And xDD high ÚwÚ and wow beguiwes x3 the rich ÚwÚ and poor; +Tester I'll uWu have uWu in pouch when xDD thou shalt lack, +>w< Base >w< Phwygian Turk! +OwO NYM. UwU I uWu have >_< opewations uWu in x3 my >_> head which be humours of +revenge. +PISTOL. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou revenge? +OwO NYM. ^-^ By welkin ÚwÚ and her staw! +PISTOL. With wit ow steel? +OwO NYM. With both x3 the >_< humouws, ^.^ I. +UwU I xDD wiww discuss x3 the humouw of ÚwÚ this wuv to ^.^ Page. +PISTOL. xDD And UwU I to >_< Fowd UwU shaww eke ^w^ unfowd +How :33 Fawstaff, vawwet ^w^ viwe, +ÚwÚ His ^-^ duv xDD wiww prove, :33 his gowd xDD wiww OwO howd, +xDD And :33 his soft UwU couch ^w^ defiwe. +OwO NYM. OwO My humouw UwU shaww nyot coow; UwU I xDD wiww >w< incense uWu Page to deal +with ÚwÚ poison; UwU I xDD wiww possess ^.^ him with yewwownyess; fow x3 the +;;w;; wevowt of >_< minye >_> is :33 dangewous. :33 That >_> is x3 my true humouw. +PISTOL. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the uWu Maws of malcontents; UwU I second ÚwÚ thee; +troop :3 on. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +OwO DOCTOW >_< CAIUS'S ;;w;; house + +Entew xDD MISTWESS QUICKWY, SIMPLE, ÚwÚ and WUGBY + +^-^ QUICKWY. What, John >_> Wugby! UwU I pray uWu thee OwO go to x3 the >_< casement +ÚwÚ and >_> see >_> if xDD you ^.^ can >_> see x3 my ^.^ mastew, >_< Mastew uWu Doctow +Caius, :3 coming. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do, :33 i' ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and find anybody uWu in x3 the +house, OwO hewe xDD wiww be >w< an ;;w;; owd abusing of >_> God's uWu patience ÚwÚ and +x3 the >_< King's Engwish. +RUGBY. I'll OwO go :33 watch. +^-^ QUICKWY. :33 Go; ÚwÚ and we'll uWu have :3 a :33 posset for't >w< soon uWu at night, uWu in +^w^ faith, uWu at x3 the UwU wattew >w< end of :3 a >_> sea-coaw >_> fiwe. ;;w;; [Exit >_> WUGBY] ^-^ An +OwO honyest, >_> wiwwing, uWu kind fewwow, >_< as OwO evew xDD sewvant UwU shaww come uWu in +;;w;; house withal; x3 and, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, nyo tell-tale nor nyo +breed-bate; :33 his worst ;;w;; fauwt >_> is :3 that ^.^ he >_> is UwU given to uWu pwayew; ^.^ he >_> is +^-^ something >_> peevish :3 that way; >_> but >w< nyobody >_> but >_> has :33 his fauwt; +>_> but wet :3 that :3 pass. Petew UwU Simpwe xDD you >_> say x3 youw xDD nyame :33 is? +SIMPLE. Ay, fow ;;w;; fauwt of :3 a ^-^ bettew. +^-^ QUICKWY. xDD And >_< Mastew >w< Swendew's x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? +SIMPLE. Ay, ^-^ fowsooth. +^-^ QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Does ^.^ he nyot ^-^ weaw :3 a great ;;w;; wound UwU beawd, ^.^ wike :3 a +:3 gwuvw's pawing-knyife? +SIMPLE. :3 Nyo, forsooth; ^.^ he hath >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe whey >w< face, with :3 a +xDD wittwe >w< yewwow UwU beawd, :3 a Cain-colour'd :3 beawd. +^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ A :33 softwy-spwighted ^w^ man, >_> is ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? +SIMPLE. Ay, forsooth; >_> but ^.^ he >_> is >_< as ;;w;; taww :3 a x3 man of :33 his ^.^ hands >_< as +xDD any >_> is ^-^ between ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and :33 his head; ^.^ he hath ÚwÚ fought with :3 a +>_< wawwenyew. +^-^ QUICKWY. How >_> say you? >_< O, UwU I >_> shouwd remember ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Does +^.^ he nyot howd x3 up :33 his head, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwut uWu in :33 his ;;w;; gait? +SIMPLE. Yes, :33 indeed, does he. +^-^ QUICKWY. xDD Weww, heaven >_> send >_> Annye uWu Page nyo xDD wowse fortune! +Teww >_< Mastew Pawson ^w^ Evans UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_> what UwU I ^.^ can fow x3 youw +master. >_> Annye >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO giww, ÚwÚ and UwU I wish- + +^.^ We-entew WUGBY + +RUGBY. Out, ^.^ awas! OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my master. +^-^ QUICKWY. We UwU shaww aww be ^-^ shent. OwO Wun uWu in UwU hewe, ÚwÚ good xDD young +xDD man; OwO go x3 into ÚwÚ this >_> cwoset. >_< [Shuts SIMPLE uWu in x3 the ^-^ cwoset] >w< He +xDD wiww nyot xDD stay wong. What, John >_> Wugby! John! x3 what, John, +UwU I ;;w;; say! ^w^ Go, John, OwO go ^.^ inquiwe fow x3 my mastew; UwU I doubt ^.^ he be +nyot weww :3 that ^.^ he x3 comes nyot >_> home. [Singing] +xDD And ;;w;; down, ;;w;; down, UwU adown-a, :33 etc. + +Entew OwO DOCTOW >_> CAIUS + +xDD CAIUS. >_> Vat >_> is xDD you UwU sing? UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike ^.^ des toys. >_> Pway UwU you, OwO go +ÚwÚ and >_> vetch ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my cwoset ÚwÚ un OwO boitiew uWu vewt-a OwO box, :3 a :3 gween-a +xDD box. Do intend :3 vat UwU I x3 speak? ^-^ A :3 gween-a xDD box. +^-^ QUICKWY. Ay, xDD fowsooth, I'll :3 fetch >w< it OwO you. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad +^.^ he OwO went nyot uWu in :33 himsewf; >_> if ^.^ he xDD had >_> found x3 the xDD young ^w^ man, +^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been ^-^ hown-mad. +xDD CAIUS. ÚwÚ Fe, >w< fe, ÚwÚ fe UwU fe! ma foi, x3 iw :3 fait x3 fowt chaud. >w< Je ÚwÚ m'en >w< vais :3 a +UwU wa cour-la uWu gwande affaire. +^-^ QUICKWY. Is >w< it uWu this, UwU siw? +xDD CAIUS. ÚwÚ Oui; >_> mette ^.^ we au UwU mon ^-^ pocket: depeche, >w< quickwy. ^.^ Vewe +>_> is ^.^ dat ^-^ knyave, x3 Wugby? +^-^ QUICKWY. What, John x3 Wugby? John! RUGBY. Here, sir. ->w< CAIUS. You awe uWu John ^.^ Wugby, ÚwÚ and you awe x3 Jack ^-^ Wugby. -^w^ Come, ^-^ take-a >_> youw rapier, ÚwÚ and come aftew my >_< heew ^-^ to OwO the -couwt. -RUGBY. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ weady, ;;w;; siw, here in OwO the powch. ->w< CAIUS. By my :3 twot, I tawwy xDD too UwU wong. >w< Od's UwU me! uWu Qu'ai j'oublie? -^.^ Dewe :3 is >w< some >_< simpwes in my closet dat I viww ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the -^w^ vawwd I uWu shaww xDD weave >w< behind. -QUICKWY. ^w^ Ay uWu me, :3 he'ww find OwO the x3 young man there, ÚwÚ and >w< be -uWu mad! ->w< CAIUS. :3 O diabwe, diable! vat :3 is in my x3 cwoset? Villainy! larron! -[Puwwing ÚwÚ SIMPWE :33 out] ^.^ Wugby, my ^.^ wapiew! -QUICKWY. Good :3 mastew, >w< be ÚwÚ content. ->w< CAIUS. >w< Whewefowe uWu shaww I >w< be OwO content-a? -QUICKWY. The x3 young man :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. ->w< CAIUS. What uWu shaww ^.^ de >w< honyest man ^-^ do in my x3 cwoset? ^.^ Dewe :3 is -nyo >w< honyest man dat uWu shaww come in my ^w^ cwoset. -QUICKWY. I uWu beseech you, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so phlegmatic; hear OwO the ->w< twuth >_> of it. ÚwÚ He came >_> of OwO an ewwand ^-^ to me ^-^ fwom ^-^ Pawson x3 Hugh. ->w< CAIUS. >_> Veww? -SIMPLE. >w< Ay, :33 fowsooth, ^-^ to desiwe xDD hew UwU to- -QUICKWY. Peace, I pray you. ->w< CAIUS. Peace-a >_> youw OwO tongue. ÚwÚ Speak-a >_> youw >_> tawe. -SIMPLE. ÚwÚ To desiwe :3 this >w< honyest ^-^ gentwewoman, >_> youw ;;w;; maid, ^-^ to -speak :3 a good >_> wowd ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ;;w;; Page uWu fow my :3 mastew, -in OwO the uWu way >_> of marriage. -QUICKWY. :3 This :3 is aww, :3 indeed, la! uWu but I'll :33 nye'ew >w< put my fingew -in OwO the fire, ÚwÚ and :3 nyeed not. ->w< CAIUS. Sir :33 Hugh send-a you? ^.^ Wugby, ^w^ baiwwez me >w< some >w< papew. ->w< Tawwy you :3 a OwO wittwe-a-whiwe. [Wwites] -QUICKWY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ;;w;; SIMPWE] I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^.^ he :3 is OwO so UwU quiet; ^-^ if ^.^ he -xDD had >_< been ^w^ thwoughwy moved, you shouwd ^.^ have heard him -OwO so loud ÚwÚ and OwO so mewanchowy. But ^.^ nyotwithstanding, man, I'll -^-^ do you >_> youw ^w^ mastew what good I uWu can; ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy OwO yea ÚwÚ and -OwO the nyo ;;w;; is, OwO the xDD Fwench doctor, my ;;w;; mastew-I ^-^ may caww him -my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ wook you, uWu fow I ^-^ keep his >_< house; ÚwÚ and I ^w^ wash, -ÚwÚ wwing, ÚwÚ bwew, >_> bake, xDD scouw, dwess meat ÚwÚ and x3 dwink, ^-^ make OwO the -beds, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< aww ^-^ mysewf- -SIMPLE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ;;w;; QUICKWY] ^.^ 'Tis :3 a gweat chawge ^-^ to come -uWu undew ^-^ onye body's hand. -QUICKWY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ;;w;; SIMPWE] uWu Awe you ^w^ avis'd o' ÚwÚ that? You -uWu shaww find ^.^ it :3 a gweat x3 chawge; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be OwO up >_< eawwy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ->_< wate; uWu but nyotwithstanding-to tell you in >_> youw eaw, I would -^.^ have nyo uWu wowds >_> of it-my ^w^ mastew ^-^ himsewf :3 is in love with -^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye UwU Page; uWu but x3 nyotwithstanding UwU that, I xDD knyow -Anne's >_< mind-that's neither here :3 nyow ^.^ thewe. ->w< CAIUS. You jack'nape; :33 give-a :3 this letter ^-^ to Sir Hugh; uWu by ^-^ gaw, -^.^ it :3 is :3 a :3 shawwenge; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut his :33 twoat in ^.^ de pawk; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww -teach :3 a scurvy ^w^ jack-a-nyape pwiest ^-^ to meddle ^w^ ow ^w^ make. You -^-^ may >w< be gone; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot good you tawwy here. By ^-^ gaw, I uWu wiww -ÚwÚ cut >w< aww his two stones; uWu by ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 a stonye -^-^ to thwow at his >_< dog. Exit ÚwÚ SIMPWE -QUICKWY. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks uWu but uWu fow his >w< fwiend. ->w< CAIUS. ^w^ It :3 is nyo ^w^ mattew-a ver >_< dat. Do ^.^ nyot you tell-a me dat I -uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> Annye ;;w;; Page uWu fow myself? By ^-^ gaw, I viww :33 kiww ^.^ de x3 Jack -xDD pwiest; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have appointed >_< minye host >_> of ^.^ de ^.^ Jawteew ^-^ to -measuwe ^-^ ouw weapon. By ^-^ gaw, I uWu wiww ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_> Annye -^w^ Page. -QUICKWY. >_> Siw, OwO the maid loves you, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu shaww >w< be :33 weww. We ->w< must ^w^ give xDD fowks xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ pwate. What OwO the >w< good-yeaw! ->w< CAIUS. ^.^ Wugby, come ^-^ to OwO the couwt with >_> me. By ^-^ gaw, ^-^ if I ^.^ have -^.^ nyot >_> Annye >_< Page, I uWu shaww xDD tuwn >_> youw head >_< out >_> of my ^w^ doow. -Follow my heels, ^-^ Wugby. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY -QUICKWY. You uWu shaww ;;w;; have-An foow's-head >_> of >_> youw >w< own. No, -I xDD knyow Anne's :33 mind uWu fow UwU that; never :3 a ^-^ woman in Windsor -knows ^-^ mowe >_> of Anne's :33 mind than I do; :3 nyow can ^-^ do ^-^ mowe -than I ^-^ do with UwU hew, I :3 thank >_< heaven. -:33 FENTON. xDD [Within] >w< Who's within thewe? UwU ho! -QUICKWY. >w< Who's there, I >_< twow? Come ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO house, I pray -you. - -x3 Entew x3 FENTON - -:33 FENTON. OwO How nyow, good woman, how OwO dost thou? -QUICKWY. The better UwU that ^.^ it pweases >_> youw good wowship ^-^ to -ask. -:33 FENTON. What x3 nyews? OwO How OwO does pwetty ^w^ Mistwess :3 Annye? -QUICKWY. UwU In truth, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is pretty, ÚwÚ and ^w^ honyest, ÚwÚ and -gentle; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is >_> youw OwO fwiend, I can tell you UwU that uWu by -OwO the OwO way; I UwU pwaise >w< heaven uWu fow it. -:33 FENTON. :33 Shaww I ^-^ do ^-^ any uWu good, think'st thou? :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot wose -my ^.^ suit? -QUICKWY. :33 Twoth, ;;w;; siw, >w< aww :3 is in His ^.^ hands :33 abuv; uWu but -^.^ nyotwithstanding, ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, I'll >w< be sworn uWu on :3 a book -^.^ she loves you. >_< Have ^.^ nyot >_> youw wowship :3 a ÚwÚ wawt :33 abuv >_> youw x3 eye? -:33 FENTON. x3 Yes, >w< mawwy, ^.^ have I; what >_> of ÚwÚ that? -QUICKWY. Weww, ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a tawe; good :33 faith, ^.^ it :3 is such -another xDD Nyan; ;;w;; but, I ^w^ detest, OwO an >w< honyest maid as >w< evew x3 bwoke -;;w;; bwead. We xDD had OwO an hour's talk >_> of UwU that wart; I uWu shaww never -waugh uWu but in UwU that :33 maid's >_> company! But, :3 indeed, ^.^ she :3 is ->w< given xDD too >w< much ^-^ to :3 awwichowy ÚwÚ and ^-^ musing; uWu but uWu fow ^.^ you-weww, ->w< go x3 to. -:33 FENTON. Weww, I uWu shaww UwU see xDD hew to-day. ^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's money -uWu fow thee; let me ^.^ have >w< thy >w< voice in my ^w^ behawf. >w< If :3 thou >w< seest -xDD hew before uWu me, ÚwÚ commend >_> me. -QUICKWY. uWu Wiww x3 I? uWu I' :33 faith, UwU that ^-^ we wiww; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww tell >_> youw -wowship ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ wawt OwO the next UwU time ^-^ we ^.^ have confidence; -ÚwÚ and >_> of uWu othew wooers. -:33 FENTON. Weww, faweweww; I x3 am in gweat haste OwO nyow. -QUICKWY. Farewell ^-^ to >_> youw worship. xDD [Exit >_> FENTON] Twuwy, -OwO an >w< honyest ^w^ gentweman; uWu but >_> Annye loves him not; uWu fow I xDD knyow -Anne's :33 mind as ;;w;; weww as another >w< does. Out x3 upon ;;w;; 't, what -^.^ have I >w< fowgot? Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Before PAGE'S house - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, with :3 a letter - -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< What! ^.^ have I xDD scap'd love-letters in OwO the holiday-time ->_> of my :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and x3 am I :3 nyow :3 a :33 subject uWu fow >w< them? >_> Wet -me :3 see. ^-^ [Weads] -uWu 'Ask me nyo reason x3 why I love OwO you; uWu fow >w< though ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; use ->_< Weason uWu fow his uWu pwecisian, ^.^ he xDD admits him ^.^ nyot uWu fow his :33 counsewwow. -You awe ^.^ nyot young, nyo ^-^ mowe x3 am I; >w< go ^.^ to, then, :33 thewe's -sympathy. You awe uWu mewwy, OwO so x3 am I; ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! then :33 thewe's -^-^ mowe sympathy. You love :3 sack, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do I; would you -desiwe better ÚwÚ sympathy? >_> Wet ^.^ it suffice ^.^ thee, ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page -at OwO the >_> weast, ^-^ if OwO the love >_> of sowdiew can ;;w;; suffice-that I love -thee. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ say, UwU Pity :3 me: 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 a soldier-like >_< phwase; -uWu but I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ Wuv >_> me. By uWu me, ->_< Thinye >_> own OwO twue :3 knyight, -By :3 day ^w^ ow night, -Ow ^-^ any >w< kind >_> of >_< wight, -x3 With >w< aww his OwO might, ->_< Fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to fight, ->w< JOHN FALSTAFF.' -What :3 a ^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewwy :3 is x3 this! :3 O ^.^ wicked, ;;w;; wicked world! ->_< Onye UwU that :3 is ;;w;; weww-nyigh OwO wown ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces with :3 age ^-^ to show -^-^ himsewf :3 a x3 young xDD gawwant! What OwO an >w< unweighed >_> behaviouw -;;w;; hath :3 this :3 Fwemish drunkard pick'd-with OwO the devil's >_< nyame! ->w< -out >_> of my ÚwÚ convewsation, UwU that ^.^ he dawes in :3 this manner ->w< assay x3 me? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been ÚwÚ thwice in my >_> company! -What shouwd I uWu say ^-^ to OwO him? I ÚwÚ was then xDD fwugaw >_> of my xDD miwth. -xDD Heaven forgive UwU me! ÚwÚ Why, I'll ^.^ exhibit :3 a ;;w;; biww in OwO the ÚwÚ pawwiament -uWu fow OwO the OwO putting ;;w;; down >_> of ^-^ men. OwO How uWu shaww I >w< be -reveng'd uWu on OwO him? uWu fow reveng'd I uWu wiww ^.^ be, as ^w^ suwe as his ^-^ guts -awe :3 made >_> of :3 puddings. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD - -uWu MWS. FOWD. ^w^ Mistwess Page! xDD twust uWu me, I ÚwÚ was ^-^ going ^-^ to >_> youw ->_< house. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. And, xDD twust uWu me, I ÚwÚ was UwU coming ^-^ to you. You ÚwÚ wook -vewy ill. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll :33 nye'ew believe UwU that; I ^.^ have ^-^ to show ^-^ to -OwO the contrary. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Faith, uWu but you uWu do, in my mind. -uWu MWS. FOWD. Weww, I uWu do, then; >_> yet, I ÚwÚ say, I :33 couwd show you ^-^ to -OwO the contrary. :3 O ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, ^w^ give me >w< some x3 counsew. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. What's OwO the matter, ^-^ woman? -uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 O woman, ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ onye uWu twifwing :33 wespect, -I :33 couwd come ^-^ to such xDD honyouw! -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Hang OwO the trifle, ;;w;; woman; UwU take OwO the honyouw. What -:3 is it? ÚwÚ Dispense with ;;w;; twifwes; what :3 is it? -uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< If I would uWu but >w< go ^-^ to heww uWu fow OwO an eternal ;;w;; moment -^w^ ow so, I :33 couwd >w< be knighted. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ What? Thou ^w^ wiest. Sir Alice Fowd! ^.^ These knyights -uWu wiww ÚwÚ hack; ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 thou shouldst ^.^ nyot x3 awtew OwO the xDD awticwe >_> of >w< thy -:3 gentwy. -uWu MWS. FOWD. We >_< buwn ^-^ daywight. Here, ^.^ wead, OwO wead; pewceive -how I UwU might >w< be knighted. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think OwO the >_< wowse >_> of UwU fat -x3 men as wong as I ^.^ have OwO an eye ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> diffewence >_> of xDD men's -wiking. And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot :33 sweaw; ^.^ pwais'd women's -modesty, ÚwÚ and >_> gave such >_> owdewwy ÚwÚ and OwO weww-behaved wepwoof -^-^ to >w< aww ^w^ uncomewinyess UwU that I would ^.^ have sworn his ^-^ disposition -would ^.^ have gonye ^-^ to OwO the >w< twuth >_> of his :33 wowds; uWu but uWu they ^-^ do nyo -^-^ mowe ^w^ adhewe ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep place >_> togethew than OwO the x3 Hundwedth -Psalm ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of ;;w;; 'Gweensweeves.' What OwO tempest, I >_< twow, ->w< thwew :3 this whale, with OwO so many tuns >_> of uWu oiw in his :33 bewwy, -ashowe at Windsor? OwO How uWu shaww I >w< be :33 wevenged uWu on OwO him? I -ÚwÚ think OwO the :33 best uWu way ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to UwU entewtain him with hope, ÚwÚ tiww -OwO the ;;w;; wicked x3 fiwe >_> of wust ^.^ have uWu mewted him in his >_> own gwease. -OwO Did you >w< evew hear OwO the >_< wike? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Wettew uWu fow letter, uWu but UwU that OwO the name >_> of ;;w;; Page ÚwÚ and -xDD Fowd differs. ÚwÚ To >w< thy gweat comfort in :3 this mystewy >_> of i-iww -^.^ opinyions, >w< hewe's OwO the twin-bwothew >_> of >w< thy :33 wettew; uWu but let UwU thinye -xDD inhewit :33 fiwst, for, I protest, >_< minye never shall. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ he -;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> of ^.^ these :3 wettews, :3 wwit with UwU bwank space uWu fow -diffewent ^.^ nyames-suwe, more!-and ^.^ these awe >_> of OwO the uWu second -:3 edition. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww x3 pwint ;;w;; them, >_< out >_> of ^w^ doubt; uWu fow ^.^ he >_> cawes ^.^ nyot -what ^.^ he ^-^ puts OwO into OwO the press when ^.^ he would >w< put OwO us ^-^ two. I -xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a OwO giantess ÚwÚ and lie uWu undew xDD Mount Pewion. Weww, -I uWu wiww find you twenty >w< wascivious ;;w;; tuwtwes ewe ^-^ onye >_< chaste -xDD man. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the vewy same; OwO the vewy ;;w;; hand, OwO the -vewy wowds. What doth ^.^ he ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> us? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not; ^.^ it makes me ^w^ awmost ready ^-^ to -^w^ wwangwe with >_< minye >_> own x3 honyesty. I'll UwU entewtain ^-^ mysewf >_< wike -^-^ onye UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot acquainted withal; for, ;;w;; suwe, unwess ^.^ he -xDD knyow >w< some xDD stwain in me UwU that I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mysewf, ^.^ he would -never ^.^ have :33 boawded me in :3 this fury. -uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< 'Boawding' caww you it? I'll >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^-^ keep him -:33 abuv >_< deck. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ So uWu wiww I; ^-^ if ^.^ he come uWu undew my hatches, I'll never -^-^ to ÚwÚ sea again. Let's >w< be reveng'd uWu on him; wet's ÚwÚ appoint him :3 a -UwU meeting, ^w^ give him :3 a show >_> of comfort in his ^.^ suit, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead -him uWu on with :3 a ;;w;; finye-baited deway, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD pawn'd his -howses ^-^ to >_< minye host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww consent ^-^ to ^.^ act ^-^ any viwwainy x3 against -him UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ nyot suwwy OwO the chawinyess >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 honyesty. :3 O -UwU that my xDD husband ^-^ saw :3 this >_< wettew! ^w^ It would ^w^ give eternal >_< food -^-^ to his jealousy. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe ^.^ he >w< comes; ÚwÚ and my good man -:33 too; :33 he's as :3 faw ^-^ fwom jealousy as I x3 am ^-^ fwom giving him -cause; ÚwÚ and UwU that, I hope, :3 is OwO an :3 unmeasuwabwe ^w^ distance. -uWu MWS. FOWD. You awe OwO the happier OwO woman. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Let's ^.^ consuwt >_> togethew x3 against :3 this xDD gweasy uWu knyight. -Come hithew. ^.^ [They wetiwe] - -x3 Entew FORD with :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE with uWu Nym - -FOWD. Weww, I >w< hope ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO Hope :3 is :3 a >w< cuwtaw ^.^ dog in >w< some UwU affaiws. -Sir uWu John ^w^ affects >w< thy wife. -FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, my UwU wife :3 is ^.^ nyot young. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ He woos uWu both UwU high ÚwÚ and wow, uWu both rich ÚwÚ and xDD poow, -Both x3 young ÚwÚ and >_> owd, ^-^ onye with another, Fowd; -ÚwÚ He loves OwO the gallimaufry. >_< Fowd, pewpend. -FOWD. ^-^ Wuv my UwU wife! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 With liver burning UwU hot. ^.^ Pwevent, ^w^ ow >w< go thou, -;;w;; Wike Sir :33 Actaeon >_< he, with ;;w;; Wingwood at >w< thy heels. -:33 O, ^-^ odious :3 is OwO the >_< nyame! -FOWD. What uWu nyame, sir? -ÚwÚ PISTOW. The horn, I >w< say. >w< Faweweww. -;;w;; Take :3 heed, ^.^ have open eye, uWu fow ;;w;; thieves ^-^ do foot uWu by >_< nyight; -;;w;; Take :3 heed, ewe uWu summew uWu comes, ^w^ ow ^-^ cuckoo :33 biwds ^-^ do uWu sing. -Away, Sir Cowpowaw Nym. ->_< Bewieve it, UwU Page; ^.^ he ^-^ speaks :33 sense. Exit PISTOW -FOWD. ^-^ [Aside] I uWu wiww >w< be patient; I uWu wiww find >_< out ÚwÚ this. -^w^ NYM. uWu [To ^w^ PAGE] And :3 this :3 is true; I >_< wike ^.^ nyot OwO the humouw >_> of -^.^ wying. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< wwonged me in >w< some >_> humouws; I shouwd -^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye OwO the humour'd letter ^-^ to UwU hew; uWu but I ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; swowd, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww bite x3 upon my nyecessity. ÚwÚ He loves >_> youw ^-^ wife; -:33 thewe's OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU wong. -UwU My name :3 is Cowpowaw >_> Nym; I ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and I avouch; -^.^ 'Tis true. UwU My name :3 is ^.^ Nym, ÚwÚ and :3 Fawstaff loves >_> youw wife. -:3 Adieu! I love ^.^ nyot OwO the humouw >_> of xDD bwead ÚwÚ and cheese; ÚwÚ and -:33 thewe's OwO the humouw >_> of it. OwO Adieu. Exit uWu Nym -UwU PAGE. xDD 'The humouw >_> of it,' OwO quoth x3 'a! Here's :3 a :3 fewwow ^w^ fwights -Engwish >_< out >_> of his UwU wits. -FOWD. I uWu wiww >w< seek >_< out :33 Fawstaff. -UwU PAGE. I never heard such :3 a ^.^ dwawwing, >_< affecting >_> wogue. -FOWD. >w< If I ^-^ do find ^.^ it-weww. -UwU PAGE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot believe such :3 a Cataian >w< though OwO the pwiest o' -th' ^-^ town ^.^ commended him uWu fow :3 a OwO twue xDD man. -FOWD. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a good sensible fewwow. >_< Weww. - -;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD come :3 fowwawd - -UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, ^-^ Meg! -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Whither >w< go you, ^w^ Geowge? UwU Hawk you. -uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How nyow, ^w^ sweet Frank, x3 why art :3 thou mewanchowy? -FOWD. I >_< mewanchowy! I x3 am ^.^ nyot mewanchowy. UwU Get you >_< home; -^.^ go. -uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO Faith, :3 thou x3 hast >w< some cwotchets in >w< thy head OwO nyow. -uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY - -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< Have with you. You'll come ^-^ to dinnyew, ^w^ Geowge? ->_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^.^ FOWD] Wook ^-^ who comes yondew; ^.^ she uWu shaww ->w< be ^-^ ouw :33 messengew ^-^ to :3 this pawtwy uWu knyight. -uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^w^ PAGE] OwO Twust uWu me, I ^w^ thought uWu on -UwU hew; she'll x3 fit it. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. You awe come ^-^ to UwU see my daughter :3 Annye? -QUICKWY. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; :3 and, I pray, how OwO does good ^w^ Mistwess :3 Annye? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu Go in with OwO us ÚwÚ and xDD see; ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO an hour's talk -with you. >_< Exeunt ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY -UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Fowd! -FOWD. You heard what :3 this ^.^ knyave told uWu me, >_> did you not? -UwU PAGE. uWu Yes; ÚwÚ and you heard what OwO the uWu othew told x3 me? -FOWD. Do you ÚwÚ think there :3 is >w< twuth in >w< them? -UwU PAGE. >w< Hang >w< 'em, >_< swaves! I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the x3 knyight would :3 offew xDD it; -uWu but ^.^ these UwU that :3 accuse him in his ^.^ intent towards ^-^ ouw -;;w;; wives awe :3 a ^.^ yoke >_> of his ÚwÚ discawded ^w^ men; vewy rogues, :3 nyow -uWu they >w< be >_< out >_> of uWu sewvice. -FOWD. Were uWu they his ^.^ men? -UwU PAGE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; wewe they. -FOWD. I >_< wike ^.^ it never OwO the better uWu fow ;;w;; that. uWu Does ^.^ he lie at OwO the -Gawtew? -UwU PAGE. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, OwO does ^w^ he. >w< If ^.^ he shouwd intend :3 this UwU voyage -towawd my xDD wife, I would xDD tuwn xDD hew loose ^-^ to him; ÚwÚ and what -^.^ he gets ^-^ mowe >_> of xDD hew than shawp x3 wowds, let ^.^ it lie uWu on my head. -FOWD. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot misdoubt my ^-^ wife; uWu but I would >w< be loath ^-^ to -xDD tuwn them >w< togethew. OwO A man ^-^ may >w< be xDD too uWu confident. I would -^.^ have nyothing lie uWu on my head. I cannyot >w< be ;;w;; thus >_> satisfied. - -x3 Entew OwO HOST - -UwU PAGE. Wook xDD whewe my >_< wanting host >_> of OwO the Garter comes. -Thewe :3 is ;;w;; eithew :3 wiquow in his OwO pate ^w^ ow money in his >_> puwse -when ^.^ he looks OwO so :3 mewwiwy. OwO How nyow, >_< minye >_> host! -HOST. OwO How nyow, bully xDD wook! Thou'rt :3 a gentleman. uWu [To -^.^ SHAWWOW :33 fowwowing] OwO Cavaweiwo UwU Justice, I >w< say. - -x3 Entew ^.^ SHAWWOW - -SHALLOW. I x3 fowwow, >_< minye OwO host, I OwO fowwow. Good x3 even ÚwÚ and -:33 twenty, good ^-^ Mastew Page! ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, uWu wiww you >w< go with ->_> us? We ^.^ have uWu spowt in hand. -HOST. >_> Teww ^w^ him, OwO Cavaweiwo ^.^ Justice; tell ^w^ him, bully ;;w;; wook. -SHALLOW. >_> Siw, there :3 is :3 a fway ^-^ to >w< be xDD fought :3 between Sir :33 Hugh -OwO the x3 Wewsh pwiest ÚwÚ and ^-^ Caius OwO the xDD Fwench ^-^ doctow. -FOWD. Good >_< minye host o' th' Gawtew, :3 a >_> wowd with you. -HOST. What xDD say'st thou, my bully :3 wook? ^.^ [They >w< go aside] -SHALLOW. uWu [To ^w^ PAGE] uWu Wiww you >w< go with OwO us ^-^ to >w< behowd it? UwU My ->_> mewwy host ;;w;; hath xDD had OwO the measuring >_> of theiw :3 weapons; :3 and, -I xDD think, ;;w;; hath appointed them contrary ÚwÚ pwaces; for, believe -uWu me, I hear OwO the parson :3 is nyo uWu jestew. Hawk, I uWu wiww tell you -what ^-^ ouw uWu spowt uWu shaww UwU be. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] -HOST. xDD Hast :3 thou nyo suit x3 against my :3 knyight, my ^.^ guest-cavaweiwo. -FOWD. None, I :3 pwotest; uWu but I'll ^w^ give you :3 a pottwe >_> of buwnt -sack ^-^ to ^w^ give me recourse ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and tell him my name :3 is -Brook-only uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ jest. -HOST. UwU My ;;w;; hand, buwwy; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have UwU egwess ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wegwess- -^w^ said I >w< weww?-and >w< thy name uWu shaww >w< be Bwook. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_> mewwy -uWu knyight. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, Mynheers? -SHALLOW. >_< Have with you, >_< minye ^w^ host. -UwU PAGE. I ^.^ have heard OwO the uWu Fwenchman ;;w;; hath good >_> skiww in his ->_< wapiew. -SHALLOW. UwU Tut, ;;w;; siw, I :33 couwd ^.^ have told you more. UwU In ^.^ these -xDD times you ^.^ stand uWu on :33 distance, >_> youw :3 passes, :33 stoccadoes, ÚwÚ and -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the xDD heawt, ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; 'tis ;;w;; hewe, -'tis here. I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the UwU time with my wong >_< swowd I would -^.^ have :3 made you ;;w;; fouw taww xDD fewwows ÚwÚ skip >_< wike wats. -HOST. Here, uWu boys, ;;w;; hewe, :3 hewe! :33 Shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ wag? -UwU PAGE. >_< Have with you. I xDD had wathew hear them :33 scowd than -^w^ fight. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but FORD -FOWD. ^-^ Though ;;w;; Page >w< be :3 a secure fool, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stands OwO so firmly uWu on -his :3 wife's OwO fwaiwty, ÚwÚ yet I cannyot >w< put x3 off my >_< opinyion OwO so -x3 easiwy. She ÚwÚ was in his >_> company at >w< Page's OwO house, ÚwÚ and what -uWu they :3 made there I xDD knyow not. Weww, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook further OwO into -;;w;; 't, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have :3 a disguise ^-^ to :33 sound :33 Fawstaff. >w< If I find xDD hew -^w^ honyest, I wose ^.^ nyot my ^-^ wabouw; ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be uWu othewwise, 'tis >_< wabouw -;;w;; weww ^-^ bestowed. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Garter Inn - -x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and PISTOW - -OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot lend ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ penny. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. I uWu wiww wetowt OwO the sum in UwU equipage. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot :3 a ^-^ penny. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the world's >_< minye ^-^ oystew. ^w^ Which I with ->_< swowd uWu wiww xDD open. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot :3 a ^-^ penny. I ^.^ have >_< been >_< content, ;;w;; siw, you shouwd -uWu way my countenance ^-^ to pawn. I ^.^ have ^-^ gwated x3 upon my good -fwiends uWu fow three reprieves uWu fow you ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< coach-fewwow, ->_> Nym; ^w^ ow ewse you xDD had ^.^ wook'd OwO thwough OwO the gwate, >_< wike :3 a -^-^ geminy >_> of baboons. I x3 am :33 damn'd in heww uWu fow sweawing ^-^ to -gentlemen my fwiends you ;;w;; wewe good xDD sowdiews ÚwÚ and taww xDD fewwows; -ÚwÚ and when ^w^ Mistwess >w< Bwidget lost OwO the handle >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ fan, -I took 't x3 upon >_< minye uWu honyouw :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ it not. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. >w< Didst ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^.^ shawe? uWu Hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ fifteen pence? -OwO FAWSTAFF. Reason, you wogue, reason. uWu Think'st :3 thou I'll -endanger my ^w^ souw gwatis? ^.^ At :3 a ;;w;; wowd, >_> hang nyo ^-^ mowe about uWu me, -I x3 am nyo gibbet uWu fow you. ^-^ Go-a ^-^ showt :33 knyife ÚwÚ and :3 a thwong!- -^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; manyow >_> of :33 Pickt-hatch; ^.^ go. You'll ^.^ nyot bear :3 a letter -uWu fow uWu me, you wogue! You ^.^ stand x3 upon >_> youw xDD honyouw! ÚwÚ Why, -:3 thou unconfinable ÚwÚ basenyess, ^.^ it :3 is as >w< much as I can ^-^ do ^-^ to -^-^ keep OwO the >_> tewms >_> of my uWu honyouw pwecise. OwO I, OwO I, I ^-^ mysewf -OwO sometimes, ^w^ weaving OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of :3 God uWu on OwO the weft ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and UwU hiding ->_< minye uWu honyouw in my necessity, x3 am fain ^-^ to UwU shuffwe, ^-^ to >_> hedge, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ to lurch; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you, wogue, uWu wiww ^w^ ensconce >_> youw >_> wags, ->_> youw >_> cat-a-mountain >w< wooks, >_> youw :3 wed-wattice phwases, ÚwÚ and ->_> youw OwO bowd-beating oaths, uWu undew OwO the shewtew >_> of >_> youw xDD honyouw! -You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do it, xDD you! -ÚwÚ PISTOW. I ^-^ do relent; what would :3 thou ^-^ mowe >_> of man? - -x3 Entew xDD WOBIN - -x3 WOBIN. >_> Siw, >w< hewe's :3 a ^-^ woman would speak with you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet xDD hew appwoach. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY - -QUICKWY. >w< Give >_> youw wowship good mowwow. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ^.^ mowwow, good wife. -QUICKWY. :3 Nyot so, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw worship. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ;;w;; maid, xDD then. -QUICKWY. I'll >w< be swown; -UwU As my mothew OwO was, OwO the ^.^ fiwst hour I ÚwÚ was uWu bown. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ do believe OwO the >_> sweawew. What with x3 me? -QUICKWY. :33 Shaww I OwO vouchsafe >_> youw wowship :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two? -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Two OwO thousand, fair ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ and I'll OwO vouchsafe -ÚwÚ thee OwO the ÚwÚ heawing. -QUICKWY. Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, uWu siw-I pray, come :3 a wittwe -nearer :3 this xDD ways. I ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ dweww with ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow -Caius. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, UwU on: ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, you :33 say- -QUICKWY. Your wowship :33 says vewy true. I pray >_> youw wowship -come :3 a wittwe nearer :3 this xDD ways. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I ;;w;; wawwant ÚwÚ thee nyobody hears-mine >_> own ;;w;; peopwe, ->_< minye >_> own :33 peopwe. -QUICKWY. uWu Awe uWu they so? :3 God bless ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make them his ->w< sewvants! -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Weww; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, what >_> of uWu hew? -QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, she's :3 a good >_> cweatuwe. :3 Wowd, :3 Wowd, >_> youw -worship's :3 a wanton! Weww, >w< heaven forgive you, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of ->w< us, I ^-^ pway. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess Fowd; xDD come, ^w^ Mistwess Ford- -QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the wong >_> of OwO it: you -^.^ have ^w^ bwought xDD hew OwO into such :3 a canaries as 'tis >_> wondewfuw. -The :33 best ;;w;; couwtiew >_> of them aww, when OwO the couwt uWu way at Windsor, -:33 couwd never ^.^ have ^w^ bwought xDD hew ^-^ to such :3 a canyawy. >_> Yet -there >_> has >_< been knights, ÚwÚ and x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and gentlemen, with -theiw coaches; I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^.^ coach aftew :3 coach, letter aftew -letter, >_> gift aftew gift; >_< smewwing OwO so ^.^ sweetwy, >w< aww >_> musk, ÚwÚ and OwO so -uWu wushwing, I ;;w;; wawwant you, in :3 siwk ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gowd; ÚwÚ and in such awwigant -x3 tewms; ÚwÚ and in such xDD winye ÚwÚ and sugar >_> of OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ and OwO the -^-^ faiwest, UwU that would ^.^ have xDD won ^-^ any :3 woman's >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and I -;;w;; wawwant you, uWu they :33 couwd never >_< get OwO an >_> eye-wink >_> of :3 hew. -I xDD had ^-^ mysewf twenty xDD angews >w< given me :3 this mownying; uWu but I -:33 defy >w< aww ^-^ angews, in ^-^ any such sort, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, uWu but in OwO the -uWu way >_> of :3 honyesty; :3 and, I ;;w;; wawwant you, uWu they :33 couwd never >_< get -xDD hew OwO so >w< much as sip uWu on :3 a ^w^ cup with OwO the pwoudest >_> of them uWu aww; -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet there >_> has >_< been >_< eawws, xDD nyay, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, -OwO pensionyews; ;;w;; but, I ;;w;; wawwant you, >w< aww :3 is ^-^ onye with :3 hew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. But what :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to x3 me? Be brief, my good x3 she- -UwU Mewcuwy. -QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath receiv'd >_> youw :33 wettew; uWu fow OwO the -;;w;; which ^.^ she ^w^ thanks you :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 times; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she gives you -^-^ to notify UwU that xDD hew xDD husband uWu wiww >w< be absence ^-^ fwom his house -:3 between >w< ten ÚwÚ and eleven. -OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Ten ÚwÚ and eweven? -QUICKWY. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; ÚwÚ and then you ^-^ may come ÚwÚ and UwU see -OwO the picture, ^.^ she uWu says, UwU that you ÚwÚ wot >_> of. ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, xDD hew -xDD husband, uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ fwom UwU home. ^.^ Awas, OwO the ^w^ sweet ^-^ woman weads -OwO an i-iww life with :3 him! >w< He's :3 a vewy jealousy >w< man; ^.^ she weads :3 a -vewy :3 fwampowd life with ^w^ him, good ÚwÚ heawt. -OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Ten ÚwÚ and eleven. :3 Woman, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to UwU hew; I -uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw :3 hew. -QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Why, you uWu say :33 weww. But I ^.^ have another :33 messengew -^-^ to >_> youw worship. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page ;;w;; hath xDD hew >_< heawty :33 commendations -^-^ to you :33 too; ÚwÚ and let me tell you in >_> youw eaw, she's as -fartuous :3 a civil modest xDD wife, ÚwÚ and one, I tell you, UwU that uWu wiww -^.^ nyot ^-^ miss you xDD mownying :3 nyow evening >w< pwayew, as ^-^ any :3 is in -Windsor, whoe'er >w< be OwO the other; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she bade me tell >_> youw -wowship UwU that xDD hew xDD husband :3 is uWu sewdom ^-^ fwom home, uWu but ^.^ she -OwO hopes there uWu wiww come :3 a xDD time. I never knew :3 a ^-^ woman OwO so -dote x3 upon :3 a ÚwÚ man: ^w^ suwewy I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have xDD chawms, la! x3 Yes, -in :33 twuth. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot OwO I, I assuwe thee; setting OwO the attwaction >_> of my -good pawts :33 aside, I ^.^ have nyo uWu othew xDD chawms. -QUICKWY. Blessing uWu on >_> youw OwO heawt uWu fow x3 't! -OwO FAWSTAFF. But, I pray ^.^ thee, tell me :33 this: >_> has Ford's UwU wife ÚwÚ and ->w< Page's UwU wife acquainted OwO each uWu othew how uWu they love x3 me? -QUICKWY. :33 That ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ jest uWu indeed! ^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO so wittwe ->w< gwace, I hope-that ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD twick uWu indeed! But ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page -would desiwe you ^-^ to ^-^ send xDD hew >_> youw wittwe ;;w;; page >_> of >w< aww ^w^ wuvs. -Her xDD husband >_> has :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous ÚwÚ infection ^-^ to OwO the wittwe ^-^ page; -ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Page :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. uWu Nyevew :3 a UwU wife in -Windsor weads :3 a better life than ^.^ she ^-^ does; ^-^ do what ^.^ she wiww, -uWu say what ^.^ she wiww, UwU take aww, pay aww, >w< go ^-^ to bed when ^.^ she -wist, xDD wise when ^.^ she wist, >w< aww :3 is as ^.^ she wiww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy ^.^ she -^-^ desewves xDD it; uWu fow ^-^ if there >w< be :3 a >w< kind ^-^ woman in Windsor, ^.^ she -:3 is ^w^ onye. You >w< must ^-^ send xDD hew >_> youw ^-^ page; nyo wemedy. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu wiww. -QUICKWY. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ do OwO so then; :3 and, ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ he ^-^ may come -ÚwÚ and >w< go :3 between you ^-^ both; ÚwÚ and in ^-^ any UwU case ^.^ have :3 a -:3 nyay-wowd, UwU that you ^-^ may xDD knyow ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's UwU mind, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 boy -never :3 nyeed ^-^ to undewstand ^-^ any uWu thing; uWu fow 'tis ^.^ nyot good UwU that -chiwdwen shouwd xDD knyow ^-^ any wickedness. Old >_> fowks, you ->w< knyow, ^.^ have OwO discwetion, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow OwO the world. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to them >_> both. -There's my :3 puwse; I x3 am ÚwÚ yet >w< thy x3 debtow. UwU Boy, >w< go ÚwÚ awong with -:3 this OwO woman. [Exeunt :33 QUICKWY ÚwÚ and ROBIN] :3 This UwU nyews -uWu distwacts >_> me. -ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :33 punk :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of :33 Cupid's cawwiews; -Clap uWu on ^-^ mowe sails; OwO puwsue; OwO up with >_> youw fights; ->w< Give uWu fiwe; ^.^ she :3 is my prize, ^w^ ow :33 ocean whelm them all! Exit -OwO FAWSTAFF. Say'st :3 thou so, ^.^ owd Jack; >w< go >w< thy ways; I'll ^-^ make -^-^ mowe >_> of >w< thy ^.^ owd ÚwÚ body than I ^.^ have >w< donye. uWu Wiww uWu they ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ wook -aftew OwO thee? uWu Wiwt thou, aftew OwO the ÚwÚ expense >_> of OwO so >w< much >_> monyey, ->w< be :3 nyow :3 a >_< gainyew? Good body, I :3 thank thee. >_> Wet them uWu say -'tis ^.^ gwosswy done; OwO so ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ faiwwy >_< donye, nyo OwO mattew. - -x3 Entew BAWDOWPH - -:33 BAWDOWPH. Sir :33 John, :33 thewe's ^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Bwook x3 bewow would -fain speak with you, ÚwÚ and >w< be acquainted with OwO you; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath -x3 sent >_> youw wowship :3 a ^w^ moming's :3 dwaught >_> of x3 sack. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Bwook :3 is his name? -:33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Ay, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Caww him in. xDD [Exit x3 BAWDOWPH] Such >_< Bwooks awe -^-^ wewcome ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that :3 o'ewfwows such >_> wiquow. xDD Ah, ^-^ ha! ^w^ Mistwess -xDD Fowd ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, ^.^ have I uWu encompass'd you? uWu Go to; -UwU via! - -;;w;; We-entew ^w^ BAWDOWPH, with FORD uWu disguised - -FOWD. ^w^ Bwess you, :3 siw! -OwO FAWSTAFF. And you, :3 siw! Wouwd you speak with x3 me? -FOWD. I ^-^ make bowd ^-^ to press with OwO so wittwe pwepawation x3 upon -you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ You'we welcome. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? >w< Give OwO us leave, -;;w;; dwawew. Exit BAWDOWPH -FOWD. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that ^.^ have spent :33 much; my name -:3 is Bwook. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I desiwe ^-^ mowe >_> acquaintance ->_> of you. -FOWD. Good Sir :33 John, I >w< sue uWu fow yours-not ^-^ to chawge OwO you; uWu fow I ->w< must let you undewstand I ÚwÚ think ^-^ mysewf in better plight uWu fow -:3 a ^.^ wendew than you ;;w;; awe; OwO the ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath xDD something -embold'ned me ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ unseason'd >_> intwusion; uWu fow uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if -money >w< go OwO befowe, >w< aww ^-^ ways ^-^ do lie xDD open. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Money :3 is :3 a good ^-^ sowdiew, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 on. -FOWD. :33 Twoth, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have :3 a x3 bag >_> of money here twoubwes me; ^-^ if -you uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear it, Sir :33 John, UwU take aww, ^w^ ow ^.^ hawf, uWu fow ^w^ easing -me >_> of OwO the cawwiage. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Siw, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I ^-^ may deserve ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw -powtew. -FOWD. I uWu wiww tell you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ^w^ give me OwO the ÚwÚ heawing. -OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Speak, good ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< be ->_> youw sewvant. -FOWD. >_> Siw, I hear you awe :3 a uWu schowaw-I uWu wiww >w< be bwief with you --and you ^.^ have >_< been :3 a man wong OwO knyown ^-^ to uWu me, >w< though I -xDD had never OwO so good :3 means as desiwe ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf acquainted -with you. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ discuvw :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to you, wherein -I >w< must vewy >w< much uWu way open >_< minye >_> own ^-^ impewfection; ;;w;; but, -good Sir :33 John, as you ^.^ have ^-^ onye eye x3 upon my ^.^ fowwies, as you -hear them ^w^ unfowded, xDD tuwn another OwO into OwO the UwU wegistew >_> of >_> youw -own, UwU that I ^-^ may xDD pass with :3 a wepwoof OwO the easiew, x3 sith you -yourself xDD knyow how :33 easy :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be such OwO an offendew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Very well, siw; :3 pwoceed. -FOWD. Thewe :3 is :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman in :3 this ;;w;; town, xDD hew >_< husband's -name :3 is uWu Fowd. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, sir. -FOWD. I ^.^ have wong :33 wov'd UwU hew, :3 and, I uWu pwotest ^-^ to you, bestowed ->w< much uWu on UwU hew; ^-^ fowwowed xDD hew with :3 a doting >_< obsewvance; -engwoss'd UwU oppowtunyities ^-^ to ^.^ meet UwU hew; ^-^ fee'd every ^w^ swight >w< occasion -UwU that :33 couwd uWu but niggardly ^w^ give me OwO sight >_> of UwU hew; ^.^ nyot -only bought many pwesents ^-^ to ^w^ give UwU hew, uWu but ^.^ have >w< given ->_< wawgewy ^-^ to many ^-^ to xDD knyow what ^.^ she would ^.^ have given; -:3 bwiefwy, I ^.^ have ;;w;; puwsu'd xDD hew as love ;;w;; hath UwU puwsued me; ;;w;; which -;;w;; hath >_< been uWu on OwO the x3 wing >_> of >w< aww occasions. But >_> whatsoevew I -^.^ have uWu mewited, ;;w;; eithew in my :33 mind ^w^ ow in my means, xDD meed, I -x3 am ;;w;; suwe, I ^.^ have >_< weceived x3 nyonye, unwess experience >w< be :3 a jewel; -UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; puwchased at OwO an >_< infinyite :3 wate, ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; hath -^w^ taught me ^-^ to uWu say :33 this: -;;w;; 'Wuv >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; shadow flies when xDD substance love pursues; -:33 Puwsuing UwU that UwU that x3 fwies, ÚwÚ and fwying what ^w^ puwsues.' -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have you receiv'd nyo pwomise >_> of satisfaction at -xDD hew ^-^ hands? -FOWD. >_< Nyevew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have you importun'd xDD hew ^-^ to such :3 a purpose? -FOWD. >_< Nyevew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 Of what ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ was >_> youw love, ^.^ then? -FOWD. ;;w;; Wike :3 a fair house built uWu on another ÚwÚ man's ground; OwO so -UwU that I ^.^ have lost my edifice uWu by mistaking OwO the place xDD whewe ->w< ewected it. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ To what OwO puwpose ^.^ have you :3 unfowded :3 this ^-^ to x3 me? -FOWD. When I ^.^ have told you UwU that, I ^.^ have told you all. uWu Some -uWu say UwU that >w< though ^.^ she :3 appeaw >w< honyest ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ yet in uWu othew -OwO pwaces ^.^ she >w< enwawgeth xDD hew uWu miwth OwO so :3 faw UwU that there :3 is >_< shwewd -constwuction :3 made >_> of :3 hew. Nyow, Sir :33 John, here :3 is OwO the OwO heawt ->_> of my UwU puwpose: you awe :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of excellent -breeding, ^.^ admiwabwe discouwse, >_> of gweat >_> admittance, authentic in ->_> youw place ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewson, generally >_< awwow'd uWu fow >_> youw many -war-like, courtlike, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed xDD pwepawations. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 O, :3 siw! -FOWD. >_< Bewieve it, uWu fow you xDD knyow it. Thewe :3 is money; uWu spend it, -uWu spend xDD it; uWu spend ^-^ mowe; uWu spend >w< aww I ^.^ have; only ^w^ give me OwO so ->w< much >_> of >_> youw UwU time in exchange >_> of ^.^ it as ^-^ to uWu way OwO an amiable -^w^ siege ^-^ to OwO the xDD honyesty >_> of :3 this Ford's ^-^ wife; ;;w;; use >_> youw art >_> of -wooing, ^.^ win xDD hew ^-^ to consent ^-^ to OwO you; ^-^ if ^-^ any man >w< may, you -^-^ may as >_> soon as any. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Wouwd ^.^ it OwO appwy ;;w;; weww ^-^ to OwO the :3 vehemency >_> of >_> youw -affection, UwU that I shouwd ^.^ win what you would enjoy? -x3 Methinks you prescribe ^-^ to yourself vewy preposterously. -FOWD. :33 O, undewstand my dwift. She dwells OwO so OwO secuwewy uWu on OwO the -x3 excewwency >_> of xDD hew uWu honyouw UwU that OwO the ^.^ fowwy >_> of my ^w^ souw dawes -^.^ nyot ÚwÚ pwesent itself; ^.^ she :3 is xDD too UwU bwight ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ wook'd >_> against. -Nyow, :33 couwd I come ^-^ to xDD hew with ^-^ any :33 detection in my ;;w;; hand, -my desires xDD had instance ÚwÚ and awgument ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend :3 themsewves; -I :33 couwd ÚwÚ dwive xDD hew then ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO wawd >_> of xDD hew purity, -xDD hew uWu weputation, xDD hew mawwiage vow, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu othew xDD hew ->_> defences, ;;w;; which :3 nyow awe xDD too xDD too stwongwy UwU embattw'd x3 against ->_> me. What uWu say you to't, Sir xDD John? -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I uWu wiww ^.^ fiwst ^-^ make bowd with >_> youw -money; nyext, ^w^ give me >_> youw >w< hand; ÚwÚ and ^w^ wast, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, -you ^-^ shaww, ^-^ if you wiww, enjoy Ford's wife. -FOWD. :3 O good :3 siw! -OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu say you shall. -FOWD. Want nyo >_> monyey, Sir x3 John; you uWu shaww UwU want none. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Want nyo ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; you uWu shaww -UwU want none. I uWu shaww >w< be with UwU hew, I ^-^ may tell you, uWu by xDD hew >_> own ->w< appointment; x3 even as you came in ^-^ to me xDD hew ÚwÚ assistant, ^w^ ow -^.^ go-between, x3 pawted ^-^ fwom me; I uWu say I uWu shaww >w< be with xDD hew :3 between ->w< ten ÚwÚ and ^w^ eweven; uWu fow at UwU that UwU time OwO the x3 jeawous UwU wascawwy ->_< knyave, xDD hew xDD husband, uWu wiww >w< be fowth. Come you ^-^ to me at ->_< nyight; you uWu shaww xDD knyow how I x3 speed. -FOWD. I x3 am bwest in >_> youw :33 acquaintance. Do you xDD knyow >_< Fowd, -OwO Siw? -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Hang ^w^ him, UwU poow :33 cuckowdwy knave! I xDD knyow him -not; ÚwÚ yet I :33 wwong him ^-^ to caww him >_< poow; uWu they uWu say OwO the -x3 jeawous OwO wittowwy ^.^ knyave ;;w;; hath xDD masses >_> of money; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which -his UwU wife uWu seems ^-^ to me well-favour'd. I uWu wiww ;;w;; use xDD hew as OwO the -;;w;; key >_> of OwO the :33 cuckowdwy :3 wogue's ^.^ coffew; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's my ^-^ hawvest-home. -FOWD. I would you knew >_< Fowd, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you UwU might UwU avoid him -^-^ if you ^-^ saw >_> him. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Hang ^w^ him, mechanyicaw ^.^ sawt-buttew wogue! I uWu wiww -^-^ stawe him >_< out >_> of his UwU wits; I uWu wiww awe him with my UwU cudgew; -^.^ it uWu shaww >_> hang >_< wike :3 a ^w^ meteow o'ew OwO the OwO cuckowd's howns. ^-^ Mastew ->_< Bwook, :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow I uWu wiww pwedominyate xDD uvw OwO the -peasant, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt lie with his wife. Come ^-^ to me >_> soon at -^-^ nyight. Ford's :3 a >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww aggravate his ^w^ stywe; thou, -^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, ^-^ shawt xDD knyow him uWu fow ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and cuckold. -Come ^-^ to me >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. Exit -FOWD. What :3 a :33 damn'd >_> Epicuwean >w< wascaw :3 is x3 this! UwU My OwO heawt :3 is -ready ^-^ to >_< cwack with >_< impatience. OwO Who :33 says :3 this :3 is improvident -jeawousy? UwU My UwU wife ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^-^ to him; OwO the hour :3 is ^w^ fix'd; -OwO the ^-^ match :3 is ^.^ made. Wouwd ^-^ any man ^.^ have ^w^ thought uWu this? ^w^ See -OwO the heww >_> of having :3 a false woman! UwU My bed uWu shaww >w< be abus'd, -my OwO coffews :33 wansack'd, my weputation gnyawn at; ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww -^.^ nyot only weceive :3 this >_< viwwainyous ^.^ wwong, uWu but ^.^ stand uWu undew OwO the -xDD adoption >_> of abominable terms, ÚwÚ and uWu by him UwU that OwO does me -:3 this ^.^ wwong. ^.^ Tewms! x3 nyames! Amaimon x3 sounds ;;w;; weww; Lucifer, -;;w;; weww; Bawbason, ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet uWu they awe ;;w;; deviws' :3 additions, OwO the >_< nyames ->_> of ;;w;; fiends. But cuckowd! UwU Wittow! Cuckowd! OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf -;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a >w< nyame. ;;w;; Page :3 is OwO an ass, :3 a secure :3 ass; ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD twust -his ^-^ wife; ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ jeawous; I uWu wiww wathew xDD twust :3 a Fleming -with my xDD buttew, ^-^ Pawson :33 Hugh OwO the Welshman with my -xDD cheese, OwO an uWu Iwishman with my UwU aqua-vitae bottle, ^w^ ow :3 a ^w^ thief ^-^ to -ÚwÚ wawk my >_> ambwing ÚwÚ gewding, than my UwU wife with :33 hewsewf. ;;w;; Then -^.^ she pwots, then ^.^ she ruminates, then ^.^ she ^w^ devises; ÚwÚ and what -uWu they ÚwÚ think in theiw hearts uWu they ^-^ may >_> effect, uWu they uWu wiww >_< bweak -theiw hearts uWu but uWu they uWu wiww >w< effect. :3 God >w< be ^.^ pwais'd uWu fow my -jealousy! >_< Eweven o'cwock OwO the hour. I uWu wiww >w< pwevent this, uWu detect -my xDD wife, >w< be reveng'd uWu on Falstaff, ÚwÚ and waugh at ^w^ Page. -I uWu wiww about xDD it; better three ^w^ houws xDD too >_> soon than :3 a :3 minyute -xDD too late. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! cuckowd! cuckowd! cuckowd! Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -OwO A field ;;w;; nyeaw Windsor - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY - ->w< CAIUS. x3 Jack >w< Wugby! -RUGBY. OwO Siw? ->w< CAIUS. ;;w;; Vat :3 is ^.^ de clock, >_> Jack? -RUGBY. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ past OwO the xDD houw, ;;w;; siw, UwU that Sir :33 Hugh OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to -ÚwÚ meet. ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he >_> has :33 save his ^w^ souw dat ^.^ he :3 is nyo x3 come; ^.^ he >_> has -pray his Pibwe ;;w;; weww dat ^.^ he :3 is nyo x3 come; uWu by ^-^ gaw, x3 Jack ^.^ Wugby, -^.^ he :3 is UwU dead uWu awweady, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be come. -RUGBY. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ wise, siw; ^.^ he knew >_> youw wowship would :33 kiww -him ^-^ if ^.^ he x3 came. ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, ^.^ de >_> hewwing :3 is nyo UwU dead OwO so as I viww :33 kiww >_> him. ;;w;; Take ->_> youw rapier, Jack; I viww tell you how I viww :33 kiww >_> him. -RUGBY. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I cannyot fence! ->w< CAIUS. >w< Viwwainy, UwU take >_> youw >_< wapiew. -RUGBY. Fowbeaw; >w< hewe's :33 company. - -x3 Entew xDD HOST, >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE - -HOST. ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, bully >_< doctow! -SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Save you, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow Caius! -UwU PAGE. Nyow, good ^-^ Mastew xDD Doctow! -SLENDER. >w< Give you good ^.^ mowwow, sir. ->w< CAIUS. ;;w;; Vat >w< be >w< aww you, one, ^-^ two, xDD twee, :3 fouw, come xDD fow? -HOST. ÚwÚ To UwU see ÚwÚ thee fight, ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee UwU foin, ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee twavewse; -^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 thewe; ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee xDD pass >w< thy -^.^ punto, >w< thy OwO stock, >w< thy ^.^ wevewse, >w< thy :33 distance, >w< thy ^.^ montant. -^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO dead, my ;;w;; Ethiopian? ^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO dead, my Fwancisco? Ha, -bully! What :33 says my ^.^ Aescuwapius? my ÚwÚ Gawen? my OwO heawt ->_> of ewdew? Ha! :3 is ^.^ he OwO dead, bully stawe? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ de cowawd x3 Jack pwiest >_> of ^.^ de ;;w;; wowwd; ^.^ he :3 is -^.^ nyot show his face. -HOST. Thou art :3 a >w< Castawion-King-Uwinyaw. >_< Hectow >_> of Greece, -my :33 boy! ->w< CAIUS. I pray you, bear witness UwU that me ^.^ have stay OwO six ^w^ ow -^-^ seven, two twee ^w^ houws uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is nyo come. -SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the uWu wisew man, ^-^ Mastew Doctow: ^.^ he :3 is :3 a :33 cuwew ->_> of souls, ÚwÚ and you :3 a :33 cuwew >_> of ^-^ bodies; ^-^ if you shouwd fight, -you >w< go x3 against OwO the >_< haiw >_> of >_> youw >w< pwofessions. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot true, -^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page? -UwU PAGE. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, you ^.^ have yourself >_< been :3 a gweat x3 fightew, ->w< though :3 nyow :3 a man >_> of ^-^ peace. -SHALLOW. >_< Bodykins, ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, >w< though I :3 nyow >w< be >_> owd, ÚwÚ and ->_> of OwO the :3 peace, ^-^ if I UwU see :3 a >_< swowd out, my fingew >_< itches ^-^ to ^-^ make -^w^ onye. ^-^ Though ^-^ we awe >_> justices, ÚwÚ and doctors, ÚwÚ and chuwchmen, -^-^ Mastew >_< Page, ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< some salt >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD youth in >_< us; ^-^ we awe -OwO the >_< sons >_> of :3 women, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. -UwU PAGE. ^.^ 'Tis true, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. -SHALLOW. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found so, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow -ÚwÚ CAIUS, I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you UwU home. I x3 am sworn >_> of OwO the ^w^ peace; -you ^.^ have show'd yourself :3 a xDD wise ^-^ physician, ÚwÚ and Sir :33 Hugh -;;w;; hath shown ^-^ himsewf :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ and uWu patient chuwchman. You ->w< must >w< go with uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. -HOST. >_> Pawdon, Guest >_> Justice. OwO A ;;w;; wowd, ^-^ Mounseuw Mockwater. ->w< CAIUS. Mock-vatew! ;;w;; Vat :3 is ;;w;; dat? -HOST. :3 Mockwatew, in ^-^ ouw Engwish tongue, :3 is valour, buwwy. ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, then I ^.^ have as >w< much :33 mockvatew as ^.^ de UwU Engwishman. ->w< Scuwvy x3 jack-dog UwU pwiest! By ^-^ gaw, me viww ÚwÚ cut his x3 eaws. -HOST. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww cwappew-cwaw ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tightwy, buwwy. ->w< CAIUS. >_< Cwappew-de-cwaw! ;;w;; Vat :3 is ;;w;; dat? -HOST. :33 That ;;w;; is, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 amends. ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, me ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook ^.^ he uWu shaww clapper-de-claw me; for, -uWu by ^-^ gaw, me viww ^.^ have it. -HOST. And I uWu wiww >_< pwovoke him to't, ^w^ ow let him uWu wag. ->w< CAIUS. >w< Me tank you uWu fow >_< dat. -HOST. And, x3 moweuvw, bully-but >_> fiwst: >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO the >_> othews] -^-^ Mastew >_> Guest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, ÚwÚ and UwU eke OwO Cavaweiwo x3 Swendew, ->w< go you OwO thwough OwO the ^-^ town ^-^ to OwO Fwogmowe. -UwU PAGE. ^-^ [Aside] Sir :33 Hugh :3 is there, :3 is x3 he? -HOST. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ thewe. ^w^ See what humouw ^.^ he :3 is in; ÚwÚ and -I uWu wiww bwing OwO the doctow about uWu by OwO the ^.^ fiewds. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^-^ do uWu weww? -SHALLOW. ^-^ [Aside] We uWu wiww ^-^ do it. -^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER. Adieu, good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, me viww :33 kiww ^.^ de xDD pwiest; uWu fow ^.^ he speak uWu fow :3 a OwO jack- -an-ape ^-^ to >_> Annye ^w^ Page. -HOST. >_> Wet him ^-^ die. >_< Sheathe >w< thy >w< impatience; thwow x3 cowd >w< watew -uWu on >w< thy ^w^ chowew; >w< go about OwO the fields with me OwO thwough uWu Fwogmowe; -I uWu wiww bwing ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ;;w;; Page ;;w;; is, at :3 a :3 a -farm-house, OwO a-feasting; ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ woo :3 hew. ;;w;; Cwied -OwO game! :33 Said I uWu weww? ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, me x3 dank you vor ;;w;; dat; uWu by ^-^ gaw, I love OwO you; ÚwÚ and -I uWu shaww >_< pwocuwe-a you ^.^ de good guest, ^.^ de eaww, ^.^ de :3 knyight, ^.^ de -x3 wowds, ^.^ de gentlemen, my OwO patients. -HOST. >_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; which I uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy OwO advewsawy towawd >_> Annye -^w^ Page. :33 Said I uWu weww? ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, 'tis >w< good; :33 veww ^w^ said. -HOST. >_> Wet OwO us :3 wag, xDD then. ->w< CAIUS. Come at my heels, x3 Jack ^-^ Wugby. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT x3 III ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -OwO A field ;;w;; nyeaw Frogmore - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIMPWE - -x3 EVANS. I pray you nyow, good ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Swendew's OwO sewving-man, -ÚwÚ and fwiend Simple uWu by >_> youw uWu nyame, ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ have you -^.^ wook'd uWu fow ^-^ Mastew UwU Caius, UwU that calls ^-^ himsewf ^w^ Doctow >_> of -Physic? -SIMPLE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_> pittie-wawd, OwO the park-ward; every -OwO way; ^.^ owd Windsor >_< way, ÚwÚ and every uWu way uWu but OwO the ^-^ town way. -x3 EVANS. I UwU most :3 fehementwy desiwe you you uWu wiww ÚwÚ awso ÚwÚ wook UwU that -way. -SIMPLE. I wiww, Siw. Exit -x3 EVANS. :3 Pwess my >_> souw, how :33 fuww >_> of >_> chowwows I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >_> twempwing ->_> of mind! I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have >w< deceived >_> me. OwO How -^-^ mewanchowies I am! I uWu wiww UwU knyog his ;;w;; uwinyaws about his xDD knyave's -^.^ costawd when I ^.^ have ^.^ goot UwU oppowtunyities uWu fow OwO the owk. :3 Pwess -my UwU souw! [Sings] -ÚwÚ To shawwow >_> wivews, ^-^ to uWu whose ^.^ fawws -:33 Mewodious :33 biwds ;;w;; sings ^-^ madwigaws; -Thewe uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ make ^-^ ouw uWu peds >_> of xDD woses, -And :3 a ^w^ thousand ^-^ fwagwant >w< posies. -ÚwÚ To >w< shawwow- -uWu Mewcy uWu on UwU me! I ^.^ have :3 a gweat dispositions ^-^ to cry. [Sings] -:33 Mewodious :33 biwds sing madrigals- -x3 Whenyas I xDD sat in :33 Pabywon- -And :3 a ^w^ thousand vagwam >w< posies. -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shawwow, etc. - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ SIMPWE - -SIMPLE. Yondew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, UwU coming :3 this >_< way, Sir x3 Hugh. -x3 EVANS. >w< He's welcome. [Sings] -ÚwÚ To shawwow >_> wivews, ^-^ to uWu whose >_> fawws- -xDD Heaven ^w^ pwospew OwO the OwO wight! What weapons :3 is x3 he? -SIMPLE. :3 Nyo x3 weapons, sir. Thewe comes my :3 mastew, ^-^ Mastew -Shawwow, ÚwÚ and another ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ fwom ^.^ Fwogmowe, xDD uvw OwO the -stiwe, :3 this way. -x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Pway you ^w^ give me my UwU gown; ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ keep ^.^ it in >_> youw -arms. [Takes >_< out :3 a book] - -x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER - -SHALLOW. OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Pawson! Good ^.^ mowwow, good -Sir x3 Hugh. Keep :3 a :3 gamestew ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ dice, ÚwÚ and :3 a good student -^-^ fwom his book, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is >_> wondewfuw. -SLENDER. ^-^ [Aside] xDD Ah, ^w^ sweet >_> Annye Page! -UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Save you, good Sir ^w^ Hugh! -x3 EVANS. :3 Pwess you ^-^ fwom his UwU mewcy UwU sake, >w< aww >_> of xDD you! -SHALLOW. >_> What, OwO the >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO the word! Do you study -them ^.^ both, ^-^ Mastew Pawson? -UwU PAGE. And youthfuw stiww, in >_> youw ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and >_> hose, :3 this OwO waw -:3 wheumatic xDD day! -x3 EVANS. Thewe :3 is reasons ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ causes uWu fow it. -UwU PAGE. We awe come ^-^ to you ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a good >_> office, ^-^ Mastew -Pawson. -x3 EVANS. Fery ;;w;; weww; what :3 is it? -UwU PAGE. Yondew :3 is :3 a UwU most OwO wevewend ;;w;; gentweman, :3 who, belike having ->_< weceived :33 wwong uWu by >w< some ^.^ pewson, :3 is at UwU most >_> odds with -his >_> own gwavity ÚwÚ and >_< patience UwU that >w< evew you >w< saw. -SHALLOW. I ^.^ have :33 wived fouwscowe years ÚwÚ and ^-^ upwawd; I never -heard :3 a man >_> of his place, ÚwÚ gwavity, ÚwÚ and weawnying, OwO so ^-^ wide >_> of -his >_> own :33 wespect. -x3 EVANS. What :3 is x3 he? -UwU PAGE. I ÚwÚ think you xDD knyow UwU him: ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow UwU Caius, OwO the -renowned xDD Fwench physician. -x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Got's uWu wiww ÚwÚ and his passion >_> of my >_< heawt! I xDD had as OwO wief -you would tell me >_> of :3 a UwU mess >_> of powwidge. -UwU PAGE. Why? -x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ He >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe knowledge in Hibocrates ÚwÚ and -UwU Gawen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^.^ knyave >_> besides-a >_> cowawdwy ^.^ knyave as you -would desires ^-^ to >w< be acquainted :3 withaw. -UwU PAGE. I ;;w;; wawwant you, :33 he's OwO the man shouwd fight with >_> him. -SLENDER. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O ^w^ sweet >_> Annye Page! -SHALLOW. ^w^ It >_> appeaws so, uWu by his weapons. Keep them asundew; -here comes ^w^ Doctow Caius. - -x3 Entew xDD HOST, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY - -UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, ^-^ keep in >_> youw weapon. -SHALLOW. ^w^ So ^-^ do you, good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. -HOST. Disarm ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and let them ÚwÚ question; let them ^-^ keep -theiw wimbs xDD whowe ÚwÚ and UwU hack ^-^ ouw Engwish. ->w< CAIUS. I pray you, OwO wet-a me speak :3 a >_> wowd with >_> youw OwO eaw. -ÚwÚ Vewefowe uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot OwO meet-a x3 me? -x3 EVANS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu CAIUS] ;;w;; Pway you ;;w;; use >_> youw patience; in -good xDD time. ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, you awe ^.^ de xDD cowawd, ^.^ de x3 Jack dog, uWu John ape. -x3 EVANS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu CAIUS] ;;w;; Pway you, let OwO us ^.^ nyot >w< be -:33 waughing-stocks ^-^ to uWu othew xDD men's >_> humouws; I desiwe you in -^.^ fwiendship, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ onye uWu way ^w^ ow uWu othew ^-^ make you :3 amends. -[Aloud] I uWu wiww UwU knyog >_> youw ;;w;; uwinyaws about >_> youw xDD knyave's cogscomb -uWu fow >_> missing >_> youw meetings ÚwÚ and ^.^ appointments. ->w< CAIUS. Diable! x3 Jack Rugby-mine :33 Host ^.^ de Jarteer-have I -^.^ nyot stay uWu fow him ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO him? >_< Have I ;;w;; nyot, at ^.^ de place I >_> did -appoint? -x3 EVANS. UwU As I x3 am :3 a :3 Chwistians >_> souw, nyow, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 this :3 is OwO the -place >_< appointed. I'll >w< be ÚwÚ judgment uWu by >_< minye host >_> of OwO the -Gawtew. -HOST. Peace, I ÚwÚ say, x3 Gawwia ÚwÚ and ^-^ Gauw, xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Welsh, -:33 souw-cuwew ÚwÚ and body-curer. ->w< CAIUS. >w< Ay, dat :3 is vewy uWu good! ^-^ excewwent! -HOST. Peace, I >w< say. >w< Heaw >_< minye host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. OwO Am I -x3 powitic? x3 am I subtle? x3 am I :3 a Machiavel? :33 Shaww I wose my -doctow? Nyo; ^.^ he gives me OwO the >_> potions ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< motions. :33 Shaww I -wose my ^.^ pawson, my :33 pwiest, my Sir :33 Hugh? Nyo; ^.^ he gives me -OwO the proverbs ÚwÚ and OwO the noverbs. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, tewwestwiaw; -ÚwÚ so. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, uWu cewestiaw; ÚwÚ so. :33 Boys >_> of :3 awt, I ^.^ have -:33 deceiv'd you ^-^ both; I ^.^ have >_< diwected you ^-^ to :33 wwong ÚwÚ pwaces; ->_> youw hearts awe >w< mighty, >_> youw ^.^ skins awe whole, ÚwÚ and let buwnt -sack >w< be OwO the >_< issue. ^w^ Come, uWu way theiw >_> swowds ^-^ to pawn. Follow -uWu me, lads >_> of ^w^ peace; x3 fowwow, x3 fowwow, OwO fowwow. -SHALLOW. OwO Twust uWu me, :3 a mad ^w^ host. OwO Fowwow, gentlemen, OwO fowwow. -SLENDER. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O ^w^ sweet >_> Annye Page! ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS ->w< CAIUS. Ha, ^-^ do I pewceive ;;w;; dat? >_< Have you >w< make-a ^.^ de :3 sot >_> of >w< us, -xDD ha, ha? -x3 EVANS. :3 This :3 is ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he >_> has :3 made OwO us his UwU vwouting-stog. I -desiwe you UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< be fwiends; ÚwÚ and let OwO us UwU knyog ^-^ ouw xDD pwains ->_> togethew ^-^ to >w< be wevenge uWu on :3 this >_> same scaww, OwO scuwvy, ^.^ cogging -^w^ companyion, OwO the host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ He pwomise ^-^ to bwing me -xDD whewe :3 is >_> Annye UwU Page; uWu by ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he x3 deceive me ^w^ too. -x3 EVANS. Weww, I uWu wiww x3 smite his xDD nyoddwes. ;;w;; Pway you OwO fowwow. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -The uWu stweet in Windsor - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN - -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ keep >_> youw >_< way, wittwe x3 gawwant; you ;;w;; wewe -UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :3 fowwowew, uWu but :3 nyow you awe :3 a weadew. :3 Whethew -xDD had you wathew ;;w;; wead >_< minye >_> eyes, ^w^ ow eye >_> youw >_< mastew's heels? -x3 WOBIN. I xDD had ^.^ wathew, :33 fowsooth, >w< go before you >_< wike :3 a man than -follow him >_< wike :3 a >_> dwawf. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :33 O, you awe :3 a :3 fwattewing >w< boy; :3 nyow I UwU see ^w^ you'ww >w< be :3 a -^w^ couwtiew. - -x3 Entew FORD - -FOWD. ^.^ Weww met, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page. Whither >w< go you? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw wife. ^-^ Is ^.^ she at :3 home? -FOWD. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and as :33 idwe as ^.^ she ^-^ may >_> hang togethew, uWu fow UwU want >_> of -:33 company. I xDD think, ^-^ if >_> youw >_> husbands ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, you two -would uWu mawwy. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Be ^w^ suwe >_> of :33 that-two uWu othew x3 husbands. -FOWD. :3 Whewe xDD had you :3 this pwetty weathewcock? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I cannyot tell what OwO the >_< dickens his name :3 is my -xDD husband xDD had him >_> of. What ^-^ do you caww >_> youw :3 knyight's -uWu nyame, sirrah? -x3 WOBIN. Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. -FOWD. Sir uWu John Falstaff! -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< He, xDD he; I can never :3 hit on's >w< nyame. Thewe :3 is such -:3 a >_> weague :3 between my good man ÚwÚ and >w< he! ^-^ Is >_> youw UwU wife at -UwU home ^.^ indeed? -FOWD. :3 Indeed ^.^ she is. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. By >_> youw leave, sir. I x3 am uWu sick ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see :3 hew. ->_< Exeunt uWu MWS. :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN -FOWD. xDD Has ;;w;; Page ^-^ any uWu bwains? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^-^ any :3 eyes? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^-^ any ->_< thinking? Suwe, uWu they sleep; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ them. ÚwÚ Why, -:3 this :3 boy uWu wiww carry :3 a letter twenty UwU miwe as :33 easy as :3 a UwU cannyon -uWu wiww >_> shoot pointblank twewve score. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; pieces >_< out his :3 wife's ->_< incwinyation; ^.^ he gives xDD hew ^.^ fowwy motion ÚwÚ and ;;w;; advantage; ÚwÚ and -:3 nyow she's ^-^ going ^-^ to my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and Falstaff's :3 boy with :3 hew. OwO A -man ^-^ may hear :3 this >_< show'w sing in OwO the wind. And Falstaff's -:3 boy with her! Good plots! ^.^ They awe :33 waid; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw UwU wevowted -;;w;; wives share uWu damnyation >w< togethew. ^-^ Weww; I uWu wiww UwU take ^w^ him, -then >_> towtuwe my xDD wife, xDD pwuck OwO the OwO bowwowed >w< veiw >_> of x3 modesty -^-^ fwom OwO the OwO so seeming ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, xDD divuwge ;;w;; Page ^-^ himsewf -uWu fow :3 a secure ÚwÚ and wilful uWu Actaeon; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ these viowent proceedings ->w< aww my xDD nyeighbouws uWu shaww x3 cwy ^.^ aim. [Clock >w< stwikes] -The ^w^ cwock gives me my cue, ÚwÚ and my assuwance >_< bids me -search; there I uWu shaww find :33 Fawstaff. I uWu shaww >w< be wathew ^.^ pwais'd -uWu fow :3 this than ÚwÚ mock'd; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is as ÚwÚ positive as OwO the :3 eawth :3 is ^w^ fiwm -UwU that :3 Fawstaff :3 is ^.^ thewe. I uWu wiww ^.^ go. - -x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, xDD HOST, ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH x3 EVANS, -ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY - ->_> SHAWWOW, ^-^ PAGE, >w< &C. ^.^ Weww met, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. -FOWD. OwO Twust uWu me, :3 a good knyot; I ^.^ have good :33 cheew at home, -ÚwÚ and I pray you >w< aww >w< go with >_> me. -SHALLOW. I >w< must ;;w;; excuse ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. -SLENDER. And OwO so >w< must OwO I, siw; ^-^ we ^.^ have appointed ^-^ to uWu dinye with -^w^ Mistwess UwU Annye, ÚwÚ and I would ^.^ nyot >_< bweak with xDD hew uWu fow ^-^ mowe -money than I'll speak >_> of. -SHALLOW. We ^.^ have ^.^ wingew'd about :3 a ^-^ match :3 between >_> Annye -;;w;; Page ÚwÚ and my cousin x3 Swendew, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 day ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have -^-^ ouw >w< answew. -SLENDER. I >w< hope I ^.^ have >_> youw good wiww, fathew ^w^ Page. -UwU PAGE. You x3 have, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Swendew; I ^.^ stand xDD whowwy uWu fow you. But -my xDD wife, ^-^ Mastew Doctor, :3 is uWu fow you ÚwÚ awtogethew. ->w< CAIUS. >w< Ay, xDD be-gaw; ÚwÚ and ^.^ de maid :3 is x3 wuv-a me; my nyuwsh-a -uWu Quickwy tell me OwO so >_> mush. -HOST. What uWu say you ^-^ to x3 young ^-^ Mastew UwU Fenton? ÚwÚ He capers, -^.^ he dances, ^.^ he >_> has eyes >_> of youth, ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites >_> vewses, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks -uWu howiday, ^.^ he smewws :3 Apwiw ÚwÚ and :3 May; ^.^ he uWu wiww carry ;;w;; 't, ^.^ he uWu wiww -carry 't; 'tis in his >_> buttons; ^.^ he uWu wiww carry 't. -UwU PAGE. :3 Nyot uWu by my ^.^ consent, I pwomise you. The ^-^ gentweman :3 is ->_> of nyo ^.^ having: ^.^ he ^-^ kept >_> company with OwO the wiwd Prince ÚwÚ and -:33 Poins; ^.^ he :3 is >_> of xDD too UwU high :3 a ^-^ wegion, ^.^ he knows xDD too ^w^ much. No, -^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyit :3 a knot in his :3 fowtunyes with OwO the fingew >_> of -my substance; ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU take UwU hew, let him UwU take xDD hew simply; OwO the -wealth I ^.^ have >_< waits uWu on my ^.^ consent, ÚwÚ and my consent :33 goes -^.^ nyot UwU that way. -FOWD. I uWu beseech you, >w< heawtiwy, >w< some >_> of you >w< go UwU home with me -^-^ to :33 dinnyew: >w< besides >_> youw cheew, you uWu shaww ^.^ have :33 spowt; I uWu wiww -show you :3 a uWu monstew. ^-^ Mastew Doctor, you uWu shaww ^.^ go; OwO so uWu shaww -you, ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; ÚwÚ and you, Sir x3 Hugh. -SHALLOW. Weww, fare you ;;w;; weww; ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the fweew -:3 wooing at ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Page's. >_< Exeunt ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and SLENDER ->w< CAIUS. uWu Go home, uWu John ;;w;; Wugby; I come x3 anyon. Exit OwO WUGBY -HOST. Faweweww, my ^.^ heawts; I uWu wiww ^-^ to my >w< honyest x3 knyight -Falstaff, ÚwÚ and dwink x3 canyawy with >_> him. Exit OwO HOST -FOWD. ^-^ [Aside] I ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww dwink in pipe-wine ^.^ fiwst with ->_> him. I'll ^-^ make him dance. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, >_< gentwes? -ALL. >_< Have with you ^-^ to UwU see :3 this uWu monstew. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - ->_< FOWD'S house - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE - -uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> What, UwU John! what, Robert! -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Quickly, >_< quickwy! ^-^ Is OwO the xDD buck-basket- -uWu MWS. FOWD. I wawwant. >_> What, Robin, I :33 say! - -x3 Entew UwU SEWVANTS with :3 a basket - -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, come. -uWu MWS. FOWD. Here, xDD set ^.^ it down. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Give >_> youw x3 men OwO the x3 chawge; ^-^ we >w< must >w< be brief. -uWu MWS. FOWD. x3 Mawwy, as I told you OwO befowe, uWu John ÚwÚ and >_> Wobewt, >w< be -ready here ^-^ hawd uWu by in OwO the ^w^ bwew-house; ÚwÚ and when I :33 suddenwy -caww you, come >w< fowth, :3 and, ^-^ without ^-^ any :3 pause ^w^ ow -staggering, UwU take :3 this basket uWu on >_> youw >_> shouwdews. :33 That >_< donye, -twudge with ^.^ it in >w< aww haste, ÚwÚ and carry ^.^ it UwU among OwO the whitsters -in ^-^ Datchet >_> Mead, ÚwÚ and there uWu empty ^.^ it in OwO the >w< muddy OwO ditch -:33 cwose uWu by OwO the ^.^ Thames xDD side. -Mrs. UwU PAGE. You uWu wiww ^-^ do it? -uWu MWS. FOWD. I UwU ha' told them xDD uvw ÚwÚ and :33 uvw; uWu they wack nyo -uWu diwection. Be gone, ÚwÚ and come when you awe caww'd. ->_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Hewe comes wittwe xDD Wobin. - -x3 Entew xDD WOBIN - -uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How nyow, my xDD eyas-musket, what UwU nyews with +xDD CAIUS. >_> You OwO awe John x3 Wugby, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe x3 Jack :33 Wugby. +^.^ Come, take-a x3 youw wapiew, ÚwÚ and come ÚwÚ aftew x3 my OwO heew to x3 the +>_< couwt. +RUGBY. 'Tis :3 weady, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe uWu in x3 the UwU powch. +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By x3 my trot, UwU I ^.^ tawwy ^w^ too wong. x3 Od's me! Qu'ai :33 j'oubwie? +;;w;; Dewe >_> is x3 some :33 simpwes uWu in x3 my cwoset ^.^ dat UwU I viww nyot fow x3 the +^w^ vawwd UwU I UwU shaww OwO weave behind. +^-^ QUICKWY. uWu Ay uWu me, he'ww find x3 the xDD young x3 man thewe, ÚwÚ and be +OwO mad! +xDD CAIUS. x3 O diabwe, diable! :3 vat >_> is uWu in x3 my ^-^ cwoset? uWu Viwwainy! wawwon! +UwU [Puwwing SIMPLE out] x3 Wugby, x3 my uWu wapiew! +^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ Good ^.^ mastew, be OwO content. +xDD CAIUS. ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU shaww UwU I be >w< content-a? +^-^ QUICKWY. uWu The xDD young x3 man >_> is >w< an xDD honyest man. +xDD CAIUS. >_> What UwU shaww UwU de xDD honyest x3 man UwU do uWu in x3 my ^-^ cwoset? ;;w;; Dewe >_> is +nyo xDD honyest x3 man ^.^ dat UwU shaww come uWu in x3 my >_> cwoset. +^-^ QUICKWY. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, be nyot UwU so >_> phwegmatic; hear x3 the +uWu twuth of :3 it. >w< He ^-^ came of >w< an x3 ewwand to ;;w;; me from Pawson ;;w;; Hugh. +xDD CAIUS. OwO Veww? +SIMPLE. Ay, xDD fowsooth, to ^.^ desiwe her xDD to- +^-^ QUICKWY. uWu Peace, UwU I pray OwO you. +xDD CAIUS. UwU Peace-a x3 youw :33 tongue. ;;w;; Speak-a x3 youw ^-^ tawe. +SIMPLE. ;;w;; To ^.^ desiwe ÚwÚ this xDD honyest gentwewoman, x3 youw ;;w;; maid, to +speak :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd to Mistress >_> Annye uWu Page fow x3 my ^.^ mastew, +uWu in x3 the uWu way of marriage. +^-^ QUICKWY. This >_> is all, :33 indeed, :33 wa! >_> but I'll ^w^ nye'ew put x3 my finger +uWu in x3 the ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and >_< nyeed not. +xDD CAIUS. Sir ^.^ Hugh ^-^ send-a you? x3 Wugby, ^w^ baiwwez ;;w;; me x3 some ^.^ papew. +^.^ Tawwy xDD you :3 a little-a-while. :3 [Wwites] +^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ [Aside to ;;w;; SIMPWE] UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^.^ he >_> is UwU so ^.^ quiet; >_> if ^.^ he +xDD had :33 been throughly UwU muvd, xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have heard ^.^ him +UwU so ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ and UwU so :3 mewanchowy. OwO But >w< nyotwithstanding, ^w^ man, I'll +UwU do xDD you x3 youw >_< mastew >_> what ÚwÚ good UwU I can; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD vewy >w< yea ÚwÚ and +x3 the nyo ;;w;; is, x3 the OwO Fwench doctor, x3 my >_> mastew-I OwO may caww ^.^ him +x3 my ^.^ mastew, wook UwU you, fow UwU I >_< keep :33 his ^.^ house; ÚwÚ and UwU I ÚwÚ wash, +wring, OwO bwew, xDD bake, UwU scouw, :3 dwess :3 meat ÚwÚ and dwink, >_< make x3 the +:3 beds, ÚwÚ and UwU do aww myself- +SIMPLE. ^-^ [Aside to x3 QUICKWY] 'Tis :3 a great :3 chawge to come +:33 undew one body's >w< hand. +^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ [Aside to ;;w;; SIMPWE] ^w^ Awe xDD you >_> avis'd ^.^ o' ^-^ that? >_> You +UwU shaww find >w< it :3 a great chawge; ÚwÚ and to be x3 up early ÚwÚ and down +late; >_> but UwU nyotwithstanding-to tell xDD you uWu in x3 youw eaw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd +uWu have nyo wowds of ^.^ it-my >_< mastew >_< himsewf >_> is uWu in wuv with +Mistress >_> Annye ^-^ Page; >_> but :3 nyotwithstanding :3 that, UwU I ^.^ knyow +Anne's mind-that's :3 nyeithew OwO hewe nor :33 thewe. +xDD CAIUS. >_> You ^.^ jack'nyape; uWu give-a ÚwÚ this >_> wettew to Sir UwU Hugh; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, +>w< it >_> is :3 a shawwenge; UwU I xDD wiww :3 cut :33 his ^.^ twoat uWu in UwU de park; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww +>_< teach :3 a ^.^ scuwvy ^-^ jack-a-nyape priest to UwU meddwe ow >_> make. >_> You +OwO may be xDD gonye; >w< it >_> is nyot ÚwÚ good xDD you ^.^ tawwy hewe. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU I xDD wiww +:3 cut aww :33 his >w< two ;;w;; stonyes; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot uWu have :3 a stone +to ^-^ thwow uWu at :33 his :33 dog. uWu Exit SIMPLE +^-^ QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he xDD speaks >_> but fow :33 his :3 fwiend. +xDD CAIUS. ^.^ It >_> is nyo ;;w;; mattew-a ;;w;; vew ^-^ dat. Do nyot xDD you >w< teww-a ;;w;; me ^.^ dat UwU I +UwU shaww uWu have >_> Annye uWu Page fow myself? ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU I viww OwO kiww UwU de x3 Jack +pwiest; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have uWu appointed >_< minye host of UwU de OwO Jawteew to +UwU measuwe UwU ouw >_< weapon. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU I xDD wiww mysewf uWu have >_> Annye +^.^ Page. +^-^ QUICKWY. UwU Siw, x3 the >_< maid loves UwU you, ÚwÚ and aww UwU shaww be well. We +^w^ must UwU give folks OwO weave to prate. >_> What x3 the ;;w;; good-yeaw! +xDD CAIUS. x3 Wugby, come to x3 the court with x3 me. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, >_> if UwU I uWu have +nyot >_> Annye >_> Page, UwU I UwU shaww turn x3 youw >_> head x3 out of x3 my UwU doow. +Follow x3 my heews, :33 Wugby. Exeunt >_> CAIUS ÚwÚ and WUGBY +^-^ QUICKWY. >_> You UwU shaww >_< have-An :33 foow's-head of x3 youw own. :3 Nyo, +UwU I ^.^ knyow Anne's ^-^ mind fow :33 that; >_< nyevew :3 a OwO woman uWu in ^-^ Windsow +xDD knyows ^.^ mowe of Anne's ^-^ mind than UwU I do; nor ^.^ can UwU do ^.^ mowe +than UwU I UwU do with hew, UwU I >_> thank UwU heaven. +>_< FENTON. :33 [Within] Who's within OwO thewe? ho! +^-^ QUICKWY. Who's thewe, UwU I trow? :3 Come nyeaw x3 the house, UwU I pray +OwO you. + +Entew FENTON + +>_< FENTON. How now, ÚwÚ good ^w^ woman, >w< how dost thou? +^-^ QUICKWY. uWu The xDD bettew :3 that >w< it x3 pweases x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wowship to +xDD ask. +>_< FENTON. >_> What nyews? How does OwO pwetty Mistress Anne? +^-^ QUICKWY. ^w^ In truth, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is pretty, ÚwÚ and OwO honyest, ÚwÚ and +gentle; ÚwÚ and one :3 that >_> is x3 youw fwiend, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you :3 that ^.^ by +x3 the way; UwU I praise heaven fow :3 it. +>_< FENTON. Shall UwU I UwU do xDD any UwU good, think'st thou? Shall UwU I nyot wose +x3 my suit? +^-^ QUICKWY. Troth, ^w^ siw, aww >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ His ^.^ hands above; >_> but +>w< nyotwithstanding, >_< Mastew Fenton, I'll be sworn on :3 a ^w^ book +^.^ she loves OwO you. :3 Have nyot x3 youw :33 wowship :3 a x3 wawt :33 abuv x3 youw ÚwÚ eye? +>_< FENTON. Yes, marry, uWu have x3 I; >_> what of ^-^ that? +^-^ QUICKWY. xDD Weww, theweby uWu hangs :3 a tale; ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, >w< it >_> is xDD such +anyothew Nan; but, UwU I detest, >w< an xDD honyest >_< maid >_< as OwO evew broke +bread. We xDD had >w< an hour's tawk of :3 that wawt; UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew +laugh >_> but uWu in :3 that maid's ;;w;; company! But, :33 indeed, ^.^ she >_> is +UwU given ^w^ too much to x3 awwichowy ÚwÚ and xDD musing; >_> but fow you-weww, +OwO go ;;w;; to. +>_< FENTON. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU shaww >_> see her ^w^ to-day. UwU Howd, there's monyey +fow ÚwÚ thee; wet ;;w;; me uWu have >w< thy uWu voice uWu in x3 my ^.^ behawf. ;;w;; If xDD thou seest +her >w< befowe uWu me, ÚwÚ commend x3 me. +^-^ QUICKWY. Will >_< I? xDD I' ^w^ faith, :3 that ^.^ we :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww tell x3 youw +:33 wowship ^.^ mowe of x3 the x3 wawt x3 the :3 nyext time ^.^ we uWu have :33 confidence; +ÚwÚ and of othew ÚwÚ wooews. +>_< FENTON. xDD Weww, faweweww; UwU I ^w^ am uWu in great ^.^ haste now. +^-^ QUICKWY. UwU Faweweww to x3 youw UwU wowship. ;;w;; [Exit OwO FENTON] ^-^ Twuwy, +>w< an xDD honyest gentleman; >_> but >_> Annye loves ^.^ him x3 nyot; fow UwU I ^.^ knyow +Anne's ^-^ mind >_< as weww >_< as anyothew does. UwU Out ;;w;; upon :3 't, >_> what +uWu have UwU I OwO fowgot? uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +^.^ Befowe >_> PAGE'S ;;w;; house + +Entew xDD MISTWESS PAGE, with :3 a >_> wettew + +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. What! uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ scap'd love-letters uWu in x3 the uWu howiday-time +of x3 my >w< beauty, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am UwU I nyow :3 a x3 subject fow them? Let +;;w;; me ^-^ see. [Weads] +>w< 'Ask ;;w;; me nyo reason >w< why UwU I wuv uWu you; fow ^w^ though Wuv use +^w^ Weason fow :33 his x3 pwecisian, ^.^ he ^.^ admits ^.^ him nyot fow :33 his counsellor. +>_> You OwO awe nyot >_> young, nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ am x3 I; OwO go ^.^ to, >w< then, there's +:33 sympathy. >_> You OwO awe >_> mewwy, UwU so ^w^ am x3 I; :33 ha! :33 ha! xDD then there's +^.^ mowe :33 sympathy. >_> You wuv sack, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do x3 I; ^.^ wouwd xDD you +^.^ desiwe xDD bettew sympathy? Let >w< it x3 suffice ÚwÚ thee, Mistress uWu Page +uWu at x3 the least, >_> if x3 the wuv of soldier ^.^ can >_> suffice-that UwU I wuv +thee. UwU I xDD wiww nyot say, x3 Pity ;;w;; me: UwU 'tis nyot :3 a uWu sowdiew-wike ÚwÚ phwase; +>_> but UwU I say, Wuv x3 me. ^-^ By uWu me, +OwO Thinye UwU own true UwU knyight, +^-^ By day ow night, +:33 Ow xDD any uWu kind of wight, +With aww :33 his xDD might, +For uWu thee to x3 fight, +>_< JOHN :3 FAWSTAFF.' +>_> What :3 a OwO Hewod of ^-^ Jewwy >_> is x3 this! x3 O wicked, wicked ;;w;; wowwd! +x3 Onye :3 that >_> is ^w^ weww-nyigh wown to uWu pieces with age to x3 show +>_< himsewf :3 a xDD young ^w^ gawwant! >_> What >w< an ^w^ unweighed >_> behaviouw +hath ÚwÚ this Flemish drunkard ^w^ pick'd-with x3 the >_> deviw's xDD nyame! +-out of x3 my UwU convewsation, :3 that ^.^ he x3 dawes uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ mannyew +OwO assay me? Why, ^.^ he hath nyot :33 been thrice uWu in x3 my ;;w;; company! +>_> What >_> shouwd UwU I >_> say to him? UwU I UwU was xDD then ÚwÚ fwugaw of x3 my mirth. +uWu Heaven :33 fowgive me! Why, I'll exhibit :3 a >_> biww uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pawwiament +fow x3 the ^.^ putting down of ^.^ men. How UwU shaww UwU I be +^w^ weveng'd on him? fow ^w^ weveng'd UwU I xDD wiww be, >_< as >_< suwe >_< as :33 his :33 guts +OwO awe UwU made of puddings. + +Entew xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD + +:33 MWS. FORD. Mistress :33 Page! :33 twust uWu me, UwU I UwU was x3 going to x3 youw +ÚwÚ house. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ And, :33 twust uWu me, UwU I UwU was xDD coming to OwO you. >_> You wook +xDD vewy ill. +:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, I'll ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ bewieve :33 that; UwU I uWu have to x3 show to +x3 the ^.^ contwawy. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Faith, >_> but xDD you UwU do, uWu in x3 my :33 mind. +:33 MWS. FORD. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU do, :33 then; ^w^ yet, UwU I say, UwU I couwd x3 show xDD you to +x3 the ^.^ contwawy. x3 O Mistress >_> Page, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 some :3 counsew. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, x3 woman? +:33 MWS. FORD. x3 O ^w^ woman, >_> if >w< it :3 wewe nyot fow one ^w^ twifwing wespect, +UwU I couwd come to xDD such ^-^ honyouw! +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Hang x3 the :33 twifwe, >_< woman; OwO take x3 the honyouw. >_> What +>_> is :33 it? x3 Dispense with trifles; >_> what >_> is :33 it? +:33 MWS. FORD. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> but OwO go to heww fow >w< an xDD etewnyaw x3 moment +ow >_> so, UwU I couwd be knyighted. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. What? ^.^ Thou liest. Sir x3 Awice ^w^ Fowd! ;;w;; These :3 knyights +xDD wiww :33 hack; ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD thou shouwdst nyot x3 awtew x3 the uWu awticwe of >w< thy +>_> gentwy. +:33 MWS. FORD. We buwn daywight. Here, wead, ÚwÚ wead; >_> pewceive +>w< how UwU I ^w^ might be knyighted. UwU I UwU shaww think x3 the xDD wowse of :33 fat +;;w;; men >_< as ^-^ wong >_< as UwU I uWu have >w< an ^w^ eye to >_< make ^.^ diffewence of men's +x3 wiking. xDD And yet ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot :33 sweaw; UwU pwais'd x3 women's +OwO modesty, ÚwÚ and uWu gave xDD such ^w^ owdewwy ÚwÚ and :3 weww-behaved >_< wepwoof +to aww uWu uncomewinyess :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have sworn :33 his uWu disposition +^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> gonye to x3 the uWu twuth of :33 his words; >_> but ;;w;; they UwU do nyo +^.^ mowe ÚwÚ adhewe ÚwÚ and >_< keep :33 pwace togethew than x3 the :33 Hundwedth +Psalm to x3 the tune of 'Greensleeves.' >_> What ÚwÚ tempest, UwU I trow, +OwO thwew ÚwÚ this :33 whawe, with UwU so UwU many UwU tuns of oiw uWu in :33 his bewwy, +ashore uWu at ^-^ Windsow? How UwU shaww UwU I be wevenged on him? UwU I +think x3 the best uWu way :3 wewe to entertain ^.^ him with hope, >w< tiww +x3 the wicked fire of lust uWu have mewted ^.^ him uWu in :33 his UwU own ^w^ gwease. +Did xDD you OwO evew hear x3 the ^.^ wike? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> Wettew fow letter, >_> but :3 that x3 the xDD nyame of uWu Page ÚwÚ and +>_< Fowd ^w^ diffews. ;;w;; To >w< thy great uWu comfowt uWu in ÚwÚ this mystery of :33 iww +opinions, hewe's x3 the :33 twin-bwothew of >w< thy wettew; >_> but wet ^.^ thinye +x3 inhewit ÚwÚ fiwst, for, UwU I protest, >_< minye >_< nyevew >_< shaww. UwU I :33 wawwant ^.^ he +hath :3 a thousand of these letters, ^-^ wwit with ;;w;; bwank xDD space fow +different names-sure, more!-and these OwO awe of x3 the second +edition. >w< He xDD wiww pwint ÚwÚ them, x3 out of doubt; fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ cawes nyot +>_> what ^.^ he puts x3 into x3 the x3 pwess when ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd put >_> us UwU two. UwU I +xDD had rather be :3 a xDD giantess ÚwÚ and >_< wie :33 undew ^-^ Mount >w< Pewion. xDD Weww, +UwU I xDD wiww find xDD you ÚwÚ twenty OwO wascivious >_> tuwtwes ere one >w< chaste +man. +:33 MWS. FORD. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the xDD vewy >w< same; x3 the xDD vewy uWu hand, x3 the +xDD vewy ÚwÚ wowds. >_> What xDD doth ^.^ he think of us? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; me almost ready to +wrangle with >_< minye UwU own x3 honyesty. I'll entertain mysewf ^.^ wike +one :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> acquainted withal; for, x3 suwe, ^w^ unwess ^.^ he +^.^ knyow x3 some ;;w;; stwain uWu in ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot myself, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd +>_< nyevew uWu have boawded ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD fuwy. +:33 MWS. FORD. ^-^ 'Boawding' caww xDD you :33 it? I'll be >_< suwe to >_< keep ^.^ him +:33 abuv x3 deck. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^w^ So xDD wiww x3 I; >_> if ^.^ he come :33 undew x3 my :33 hatches, I'll >_< nyevew +to sea ;;w;; again. :3 Wet's be ^w^ weveng'd on him; >_> wet's ÚwÚ appoint ^.^ him :3 a +meeting, UwU give ^.^ him :3 a x3 show of uWu comfowt uWu in :33 his ^.^ suit, ÚwÚ and lead +^.^ him on with :3 a UwU finye-baited delay, >w< tiww ^.^ he hath :3 pawn'd :33 his +:3 howses to >_< minye host of x3 the uWu Gawtew. +:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww >_< consent to ;;w;; act xDD any xDD viwwainy OwO against +^.^ him :3 that OwO may nyot uWu suwwy x3 the :3 chawinyess of UwU ouw x3 honyesty. x3 O +:3 that x3 my :33 husband saw ÚwÚ this letter! ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd UwU give xDD etewnyaw OwO food +to :33 his ÚwÚ jeawousy. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why, wook :3 whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes; ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 man +:3 too; uWu he's >_< as uWu faw from ^.^ jeawousy >_< as UwU I ^w^ am from ^.^ giving ^.^ him +cause; ÚwÚ and :3 that, UwU I hope, >_> is >w< an unmeasurable ^-^ distance. +:33 MWS. FORD. >_> You OwO awe x3 the uWu happiew uWu woman. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 Wet's >_< consuwt togethew OwO against ÚwÚ this ^-^ gweasy knyight. +:3 Come hithew. ^w^ [They >_> wetiwe] + +Entew uWu FOWD with x3 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE with >w< Nym + +FORD. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU hope >w< it be nyot :3 so. +PISTOL. ;;w;; Hope >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ cuwtaw dog uWu in x3 some x3 affaiws. +Sir John >_< affects >w< thy x3 wife. +FORD. Why, ^w^ siw, x3 my >w< wife >_> is nyot ^w^ young. +PISTOL. >w< He OwO woos both xDD high ÚwÚ and low, both rich ÚwÚ and OwO poow, +UwU Both xDD young ÚwÚ and :3 owd, one with another, Ford; +>w< He loves x3 the gallimaufry. :33 Fowd, :33 pewpend. +FORD. Wuv x3 my wife! +PISTOL. With wivew ^.^ buwnying xDD hot. ^w^ Pwevent, ow OwO go UwU thou, +Wike Sir >w< Actaeon xDD he, with >_> Wingwood uWu at >w< thy xDD heews. +>_< O, uWu odious >_> is x3 the xDD nyame! +FORD. >_> What :33 nyame, UwU siw? +PISTOL. uWu The >_< hown, UwU I :3 say. uWu Faweweww. +^.^ Take ^-^ heed, uWu have open >_< eye, fow thieves UwU do :33 foot ^.^ by ^w^ nyight; +^.^ Take ^-^ heed, ere ^-^ summew ;;w;; comes, ow ;;w;; cuckoo xDD biwds UwU do ;;w;; sing. +:33 Away, Sir ^w^ Cowpowaw >_< Nym. +:3 Bewieve :33 it, ^-^ Page; ^.^ he xDD speaks ÚwÚ sense. uWu Exit PISTOW +FORD. :3 [Aside] UwU I xDD wiww be UwU patient; UwU I xDD wiww find x3 out UwU this. +OwO NYM. :33 [To xDD PAGE] xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is true; UwU I ^.^ wike nyot x3 the humouw of +^.^ wying. >w< He hath ;;w;; wwonged ;;w;; me uWu in x3 some xDD humouws; UwU I >_> shouwd +uWu have :3 bownye x3 the UwU humouw'd >_> wettew to >w< hew; >_> but UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu swowd, +ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU shaww ^-^ bite ;;w;; upon x3 my ;;w;; nyecessity. >w< He loves x3 youw :33 wife; +there's x3 the showt ÚwÚ and x3 the wong. +OwO My xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ Cowpowaw Nym; UwU I :3 speak, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ avouch; +'Tis true. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is ;;w;; Nym, ÚwÚ and Falstaff loves x3 youw x3 wife. +ÚwÚ Adieu! UwU I wuv nyot x3 the humouw of ^.^ bwead ÚwÚ and >_< cheese; ÚwÚ and +there's x3 the humouw of :3 it. uWu Adieu. uWu Exit >w< Nym +xDD PAGE. 'The humouw of xDD it,' quoth 'a! >_> Hewe's :3 a fewwow ^-^ fwights +:3 Engwish x3 out of :33 his wits. +FORD. UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek x3 out >w< Fawstaff. +xDD PAGE. UwU I >_< nyevew heard xDD such :3 a >_< dwawwing, ^.^ affecting wogue. +FORD. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do find it-well. +xDD PAGE. UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ bewieve xDD such :3 a >w< Cataian ^w^ though x3 the priest ^.^ o' +x3 th' :33 town :33 commended ^.^ him fow :3 a true man. +FORD. >_< 'Twas :3 a ÚwÚ good ^-^ sensibwe UwU fewwow. ^-^ Weww. + +xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD come forward + +xDD PAGE. How now, :33 Meg! +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. x3 Whithew OwO go UwU you, ÚwÚ Geowge? ^.^ Hawk OwO you. +:33 MWS. FORD. How now, x3 sweet :33 Fwank, >w< why awt xDD thou >_> mewanchowy? +FORD. UwU I mewanchowy! UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 mewanchowy. >_< Get xDD you ÚwÚ home; +ÚwÚ go. +:33 MWS. FORD. Faith, xDD thou x3 hast x3 some ^-^ cwotchets uWu in >w< thy >_> head now. +Will xDD you x3 go, Mistress Page? + +Entew xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY + +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 Have with OwO you. You'll come to xDD dinnyew, ÚwÚ Geowge? +^-^ [Aside to :33 MWS. FORD] Wook who x3 comes ;;w;; yondew; ^.^ she UwU shaww +be UwU ouw :3 messengew to ÚwÚ this paltry knyight. +:33 MWS. FORD. ^-^ [Aside to :33 MWS. xDD PAGE] Twust uWu me, UwU I xDD thought on +>w< hew; ^.^ she'ww ;;w;; fit :3 it. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> You OwO awe come to >_> see x3 my daughter Anne? +^-^ QUICKWY. Ay, forsooth; x3 and, UwU I pray, >w< how does ÚwÚ good Mistress Anne? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Go uWu in with >_> us ÚwÚ and see; ^.^ we uWu have >w< an hour's tawk +with OwO you. Exeunt xDD MISTWESS PAGE, xDD MISTWESS x3 FOWD, ÚwÚ and +xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY +xDD PAGE. How now, >_< Mastew ^w^ Fowd! +FORD. >_> You heard >_> what ÚwÚ this x3 knyave told uWu me, uWu did xDD you ^w^ nyot? +xDD PAGE. Yes; ÚwÚ and xDD you heard >_> what x3 the othew told me? +FORD. Do xDD you think there >_> is uWu twuth uWu in them? +xDD PAGE. Hang 'em, OwO swaves! UwU I UwU do nyot think x3 the knight ^.^ wouwd offer uWu it; +>_> but these :3 that ;;w;; accuse ^.^ him uWu in :33 his :3 intent uWu towawds UwU ouw +;;w;; wives OwO awe :3 a x3 yoke of :33 his ^.^ discawded ÚwÚ men; xDD vewy ;;w;; wogues, nyow +;;w;; they be x3 out of service. +FORD. ^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they :33 his men? +xDD PAGE. OwO Mawwy, :3 wewe OwO they. +FORD. UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it >_< nyevew x3 the xDD bettew fow x3 that. ÚwÚ Does ^.^ he >_< wie uWu at x3 the +:33 Gawtew? +xDD PAGE. Ay, marry, does he. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd intend ÚwÚ this ^w^ voyage +toward x3 my :3 wife, UwU I ^.^ wouwd turn her ;;w;; woose to him; ÚwÚ and >_> what +^.^ he :33 gets ^.^ mowe of her than ^-^ shawp wowds, wet >w< it >_< wie on x3 my >_> head. +FORD. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ misdoubt x3 my :33 wife; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd be loath to +turn them together. ^-^ A x3 man OwO may be ^w^ too :33 confident. UwU I ^.^ wouwd +uWu have >_< nyothing >_< wie on x3 my >_> head. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be OwO thus xDD satisfied. + +Entew :33 HOST + +xDD PAGE. Wook :3 whewe x3 my ranting host of x3 the >w< Gawtew ^w^ comes. +>_> Thewe >_> is xDD eithew liquor uWu in :33 his OwO pate ow monyey uWu in :33 his >_< puwse +when ^.^ he :33 wooks UwU so merrily. How now, >_< minye >w< host! +xDD HOST. How now, ^.^ buwwy wook! ^w^ Thou'wt :3 a :3 gentweman. :33 [To +UwU SHAWWOW ^.^ fowwowing] Cavaleiro x3 Justice, UwU I :3 say. + +Entew UwU SHAWWOW + +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I follow, >_< minye >_< host, UwU I x3 fowwow. ^-^ Good even ÚwÚ and +twenty, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew :33 Page! >_< Mastew >_> Page, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go with +us? We uWu have spowt uWu in >w< hand. +xDD HOST. Teww :3 him, Cavaleiro Justice; tell :3 him, ^.^ buwwy wook. +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU Siw, there >_> is :3 a >w< fway to be ÚwÚ fought ^-^ between Sir ^.^ Hugh +x3 the x3 Wewsh priest ÚwÚ and :3 Caius x3 the OwO Fwench doctow. +FORD. ^-^ Good >_< minye host ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ Gawtew, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +xDD HOST. >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 my ^.^ buwwy rook? ^w^ [They OwO go aside] +x3 SHAWWOW. :33 [To xDD PAGE] Will xDD you OwO go with >_> us to behowd :33 it? OwO My +^.^ mewwy host hath xDD had x3 the measuring of uWu theiw uWu weapons; x3 and, +UwU I >_< think, hath uWu appointed them :33 contwawy >_> pwaces; for, ^-^ bewieve +uWu me, UwU I hear x3 the parson >_> is nyo ^w^ jestew. Hawk, UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you +>_> what UwU ouw spowt UwU shaww >w< be. ^w^ [They convewse apart] +xDD HOST. Hast xDD thou nyo >_> suit OwO against x3 my UwU knyight, x3 my >_> guest-cavaweiwo. +FORD. ÚwÚ Nyonye, UwU I OwO pwotest; >_> but I'll UwU give xDD you :3 a pottle of burnt +^-^ sack to UwU give ;;w;; me >_> wecouwse to :3 him, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him x3 my xDD nyame >_> is +OwO Bwook-onwy fow :3 a ;;w;; jest. +xDD HOST. OwO My uWu hand, bully; xDD thou shalt uWu have ;;w;; egwess ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wegwess- +uWu said UwU I >w< weww?-and >w< thy xDD nyame UwU shaww be Brook. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^.^ mewwy +knyight. Will xDD you x3 go, ^w^ Mynheews? +x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Have with UwU you, >_< minye >_< host. +xDD PAGE. UwU I uWu have heard x3 the OwO Fwenchman hath ÚwÚ good :3 skiww uWu in :33 his +wapiew. +x3 SHAWWOW. Tut, ^w^ siw, UwU I couwd uWu have told xDD you more. ^w^ In these +times xDD you stand on ÚwÚ distance, x3 youw ^-^ passes, xDD stoccadoes, ÚwÚ and +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what. 'Tis x3 the uWu heawt, >_< Mastew ^-^ Page; UwU 'tis UwU hewe, +UwU 'tis hewe. UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the time with x3 my ^-^ wong xDD swowd UwU I ^.^ wouwd +uWu have UwU made xDD you fouw ;;w;; taww ^w^ fewwows UwU skip ^.^ wike wats. +xDD HOST. Here, boys, UwU hewe, here! Shall ^.^ we >w< wag? +xDD PAGE. :3 Have with OwO you. UwU I xDD had rather hear them scold than +^w^ fight. Exeunt aww >_> but uWu FOWD +FORD. ;;w;; Though uWu Page be :3 a ^.^ secuwe x3 foow, ÚwÚ and >w< stands UwU so x3 fiwmwy on +:33 his ^w^ wife's fwaiwty, yet UwU I ;;w;; cannyot put x3 off x3 my opinyion UwU so +easily. :33 She UwU was uWu in :33 his >_< company uWu at >_> Page's house, ÚwÚ and >_> what +;;w;; they UwU made there UwU I ^.^ knyow not. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww wook further x3 into +:3 't, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD disguise to >_> sound >w< Fawstaff. ;;w;; If UwU I find her +OwO honyest, UwU I wose nyot x3 my ^w^ wabouw; >_> if ^.^ she be :33 othewwise, UwU 'tis labour +weww x3 bestowed. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn + +Entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and PISTOW + +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD wend uWu thee :3 a penny. +PISTOL. UwU I xDD wiww xDD wetowt x3 the >w< sum uWu in OwO equipage. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a penny. +PISTOL. Why, xDD then x3 the OwO wowwd's >_< minye oyster. >_< Which UwU I with +xDD swowd xDD wiww open. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a penny. UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU content, ^w^ siw, xDD you >_> shouwd +uWu way x3 my >_< countenyance to ÚwÚ pawn. UwU I uWu have :3 gwated ;;w;; upon x3 my ÚwÚ good +^w^ fwiends fow >w< thwee reprieves fow xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw coach-fellow, +Nym; ow >_> ewse xDD you xDD had >_> wook'd ^w^ thwough x3 the xDD gwate, ^.^ wike :3 a +geminy of :3 baboons. UwU I ^w^ am damn'd uWu in heww fow swearing to +gentlemen x3 my ^w^ fwiends xDD you :3 wewe ÚwÚ good ^-^ sowdiews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; taww UwU fewwows; +ÚwÚ and when Mistress :33 Bwidget wost x3 the handle of her ;;w;; fan, +UwU I >_> took 't ;;w;; upon >_< minye honour xDD thou >w< hadst >w< it not. +PISTOL. ;;w;; Didst nyot xDD thou :33 shawe? UwU Hadst xDD thou nyot >_< fifteen ÚwÚ pence? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Weason, xDD you :33 wogue, reason. x3 Think'st xDD thou I'll +x3 endangew x3 my :3 souw gwatis? At :3 a word, ^w^ hang nyo ^.^ mowe about uWu me, +UwU I ^w^ am nyo x3 gibbet fow OwO you. uWu Go-a showt knyife ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 thwong!- +to x3 youw ^-^ manyow of OwO Pickt-hatch; ÚwÚ go. You'll nyot UwU beaw :3 a >_> wettew +fow uWu me, xDD you UwU wogue! >_> You stand ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! Why, +xDD thou OwO unconfinyabwe UwU basenyess, >w< it >_> is >_< as much >_< as UwU I ^.^ can UwU do to +>_< keep x3 the terms of x3 my honour x3 pwecise. I, I, UwU I mysewf +>_< sometimes, xDD weaving x3 the feaw of ^w^ God on x3 the left uWu hand, ÚwÚ and OwO hiding +>_< minye honour uWu in x3 my necessity, ^w^ am >_> fain to shuffwe, to ÚwÚ hedge, +ÚwÚ and to x3 wuwch; ÚwÚ and yet UwU you, :33 wogue, xDD wiww :33 ensconce x3 youw ^w^ wags, +x3 youw :3 cat-a-mountain looks, x3 youw >_> wed-wattice xDD phwases, ÚwÚ and +x3 youw bowd-beating oaths, :33 undew x3 the ÚwÚ shewtew of x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! +>_> You xDD wiww nyot UwU do :33 it, you! +PISTOL. UwU I UwU do relent; >_> what ^.^ wouwd xDD thou ^.^ mowe of man? + +Entew ROBIN + +ROBIN. UwU Siw, hewe's :3 a OwO woman ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Let her ;;w;; appwoach. + +Entew xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY + +^-^ QUICKWY. Give x3 youw :33 wowship ÚwÚ good :3 mowwow. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ good x3 wife. +^-^ QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw UwU wowship. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good ;;w;; maid, UwU then. +^-^ QUICKWY. I'll be ^-^ swown; +;;w;; As x3 my mothew UwU was, x3 the xDD fiwst >_> houw UwU I UwU was born. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve x3 the ^w^ sweawew. >_> What with me? +^-^ QUICKWY. Shall UwU I x3 vouchsafe x3 youw :33 wowship :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow ÚwÚ two? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Two ;;w;; thousand, >w< faiw >_< woman; ÚwÚ and I'll x3 vouchsafe +uWu thee x3 the ;;w;; heawing. +^-^ QUICKWY. >_> Thewe >_> is one Mistress :33 Fowd, ^-^ siw-I pray, come :3 a xDD wittwe +nyeawew ÚwÚ this uWu ways. UwU I mysewf dwell with >_< Mastew uWu Doctow +^w^ Caius. +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, on: Mistress :33 Fowd, xDD you UwU say- +^-^ QUICKWY. uWu Youw :33 wowship ;;w;; says xDD vewy true. UwU I pray x3 youw :33 wowship +come :3 a xDD wittwe nyeawew ÚwÚ this uWu ways. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I :33 wawwant uWu thee >w< nyobody :3 heaws-minye UwU own >_> peopwe, +>_< minye UwU own ^-^ peopwe. +^-^ QUICKWY. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they so? ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and >_< make them :33 his +:33 sewvants! +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Weww; Mistress :33 Fowd, >_> what of OwO hew? +^-^ QUICKWY. Why, ^w^ siw, ^w^ she's :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD cweatuwe. Wowd, Wowd, x3 youw +^w^ wowship's :3 a wanton! xDD Weww, heaven :33 fowgive UwU you, ÚwÚ and aww of +us, UwU I pway. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Mistress Ford; come, Mistress Ford- +^-^ QUICKWY. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the showt ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ wong of >w< it: xDD you +uWu have ^.^ bwought her x3 into xDD such :3 a ;;w;; canyawies >_< as UwU 'tis wondewfuw. +uWu The best couwtiew of them all, when x3 the court uWu way uWu at ^w^ Windsow, +couwd >_< nyevew uWu have ^.^ bwought her to xDD such :3 a uWu canyawy. ÚwÚ Yet +there >_> has :33 been knights, ÚwÚ and wowds, ÚwÚ and xDD gentwemen, with +uWu theiw ^-^ coaches; UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, :33 coach ÚwÚ aftew x3 coach, >_> wettew ÚwÚ aftew +letter, ^w^ gift ÚwÚ aftew uWu gift; smewwing UwU so sweetwy, aww ^-^ musk, ÚwÚ and UwU so +OwO wushwing, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, uWu in OwO siwk ÚwÚ and x3 gowd; ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such ^-^ awwigant +:33 tewms; ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such winye ÚwÚ and ^-^ sugaw of x3 the best ÚwÚ and x3 the +uWu faiwest, :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ won xDD any xDD woman's heawt; ÚwÚ and UwU I +:33 wawwant UwU you, ;;w;; they couwd >_< nyevew get >w< an OwO eye-wink of her. +UwU I xDD had mysewf ÚwÚ twenty ^-^ angews UwU given ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this morning; >_> but UwU I +^.^ defy aww angews, uWu in xDD any xDD such sort, >_< as ;;w;; they say, >_> but uWu in x3 the +uWu way of honyesty; x3 and, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, ;;w;; they couwd >_< nyevew get +her UwU so much >_< as >_< sip on :3 a >w< cup with x3 the OwO pwoudest of them aww; +ÚwÚ and yet there >_> has :33 been eawws, x3 nyay, which >_> is >_> mowe, +^.^ pensionyews; but, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, aww >_> is one with her. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO But >_> what ;;w;; says ^.^ she to me? ^w^ Be ^-^ bwief, x3 my ÚwÚ good she- +;;w;; Mewcuwy. +^-^ QUICKWY. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ she hath weceiv'd x3 youw wettew; fow x3 the +which ^.^ she thanks xDD you :3 a thousand x3 times; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; gives xDD you +to ÚwÚ nyotify :3 that her :33 husband xDD wiww be >w< absence from :33 his ;;w;; house +^-^ between ;;w;; ten ÚwÚ and eweven. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Ten ÚwÚ and uWu eweven? +^-^ QUICKWY. Ay, forsooth; ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD you OwO may come ÚwÚ and >_> see +x3 the >_< pictuwe, ^.^ she says, :3 that xDD you uWu wot uWu of. >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, her +^.^ husband, xDD wiww be from >_> home. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the x3 sweet OwO woman weads +>w< an :33 iww >w< wife with x3 him! He's :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ jeawousy xDD man; ^.^ she weads :3 a +xDD vewy :3 fwampowd >w< wife with :3 him, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; heawt. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Ten ÚwÚ and eweven. Woman, ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to >w< hew; UwU I +xDD wiww nyot fail her. +^-^ QUICKWY. Why, xDD you >_> say well. OwO But UwU I uWu have anyothew :3 messengew +to x3 youw UwU wowship. Mistress uWu Page hath her x3 heawty commendations +to xDD you :3 too; ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me tell xDD you uWu in x3 youw eaw, ^w^ she's >_< as +fawtuous :3 a ÚwÚ civiw :3 modest :3 wife, ÚwÚ and one, UwU I tell UwU you, :3 that xDD wiww +nyot ;;w;; miss xDD you mownying nor x3 evenying prayer, >_< as xDD any >_> is uWu in +^w^ Windsow, ÚwÚ whoe'ew be x3 the >w< othew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me tell x3 youw +:33 wowship :3 that her :33 husband >_> is seldom from ^.^ home, >_> but ^.^ she +hopes there xDD wiww come :3 a uWu time. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew :3 a OwO woman UwU so +>_> dote ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ man: x3 suwewy UwU I think xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ chawms, :33 wa! Yes, +uWu in truth. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Nyot I, UwU I :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee; >w< setting x3 the UwU attwaction of x3 my +ÚwÚ good parts ÚwÚ aside, UwU I uWu have nyo othew :3 chawms. +^-^ QUICKWY. Blessing on x3 youw >_< heawt fow ÚwÚ 't! +>_> FAWSTAFF. But, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, tell ;;w;; me :33 this: >_> has Ford's >w< wife ÚwÚ and +>_> Page's >w< wife >_> acquainted >_< each othew >w< how ;;w;; they wuv me? +^-^ QUICKWY. :33 That :3 wewe :3 a xDD jest ^w^ indeed! ^-^ They uWu have nyot UwU so xDD wittwe +gwace, UwU I >_< hope-that :3 wewe :3 a twick ^w^ indeed! OwO But Mistress uWu Page +^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe xDD you to >_> send her x3 youw xDD wittwe page of aww :3 wuvs. +:3 Hew :33 husband >_> has :3 a marvellous :3 infection to x3 the xDD wittwe ^-^ page; +ÚwÚ and :33 twuwy >_< Mastew uWu Page >_> is >w< an xDD honyest man. xDD Nyevew :3 a >w< wife uWu in +^-^ Windsow weads :3 a xDD bettew >w< wife than ^.^ she :3 does; UwU do >_> what ^.^ she :33 wiww, +>_> say >_> what ^.^ she :33 wiww, OwO take all, x3 pay all, OwO go to x3 bed when ^.^ she +wist, rise when ^.^ she wist, aww >_> is >_< as ^.^ she :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and :33 twuwy ^.^ she +>_> desewves uWu it; fow >_> if there be :3 a uWu kind OwO woman uWu in ^w^ Windsow, ^.^ she +>_> is onye. >_> You ^w^ must >_> send her x3 youw ^-^ page; nyo UwU wemedy. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Why, UwU I :33 wiww. +^-^ QUICKWY. Nyay, >_> but UwU do UwU so :33 then; x3 and, wook UwU you, ^.^ he OwO may come +ÚwÚ and OwO go ^-^ between xDD you both; ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD any case uWu have :3 a +nyay-wowd, :3 that xDD you OwO may ^.^ knyow one another's UwU mind, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; boy +>_< nyevew >_< nyeed to understand xDD any >_> thing; fow UwU 'tis nyot ÚwÚ good :3 that +x3 chiwdwen >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow xDD any ^w^ wickednyess. ^-^ Owd >_< fowks, xDD you +knyow, uWu have discretion, >_< as ;;w;; they say, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow x3 the wowwd. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >w< Fawe uWu thee well; ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to them xDD both. +>_> Thewe's x3 my purse; UwU I ^w^ am yet >w< thy ÚwÚ debtow. :33 Boy, OwO go :3 awong with +ÚwÚ this uWu woman. UwU [Exeunt QUICKLY ÚwÚ and >_> WOBIN] This nyews +UwU distwacts x3 me. +PISTOL. :3 [Aside] This :3 punk >_> is one of uWu Cupid's carriers; +Clap on ^.^ mowe ^w^ saiws; puwsue; x3 up with x3 youw fights; +Give x3 fiwe; ^.^ she >_> is x3 my :33 pwize, ow xDD ocean whelm them :33 aww! uWu Exit +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Say'st xDD thou >_> so, ;;w;; owd Jack; OwO go >w< thy x3 ways; I'll >_< make +^.^ mowe of >w< thy ;;w;; owd >w< body than UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. Will ;;w;; they yet wook +ÚwÚ aftew thee? ;;w;; Wiwt UwU thou, ÚwÚ aftew x3 the expense of UwU so much monyey, +be nyow :3 a gainer? ^-^ Good ;;w;; body, UwU I >_> thank thee. Let them >_> say +UwU 'tis grossly donye; UwU so >w< it be ^.^ faiwwy :33 donye, nyo :3 mattew. + +Entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +BARDOLPH. Sir John, there's one >_< Mastew Brook bewow ^.^ wouwd +>_> fain speak with UwU you, ÚwÚ and be >_> acquainted with uWu you; ÚwÚ and hath +sent x3 youw :33 wowship :3 a ;;w;; moming's ^w^ dwaught of :33 sack. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Brook >_> is :33 his :3 nyame? +BARDOLPH. Ay, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him ^.^ in. ;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] >w< Such Bwooks OwO awe +wewcome to uWu me, :3 that ^.^ o'ewfwows xDD such ^.^ wiquow. xDD Ah, :33 ha! Mistress +>_< Fowd ÚwÚ and Mistress >_> Page, uWu have UwU I ^w^ encompass'd you? Go >w< to; +ÚwÚ via! + +^.^ We-entew uWu BAWDOWPH, with uWu FOWD disguised + +FORD. :3 Bwess UwU you, sir! +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD And UwU you, sir! Wouwd xDD you speak with me? +FORD. UwU I >_< make bold to x3 pwess with UwU so xDD wittwe uWu pwepawation ;;w;; upon +OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu You'we x3 wewcome. x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? Give >_> us weave, +UwU dwawew. uWu Exit ^.^ BAWDOWPH +FORD. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that uWu have xDD spent >_> much; x3 my xDD nyame +>_> is Brook. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, UwU I ^.^ desiwe ^.^ mowe >_< acquaintance +of OwO you. +FORD. ^-^ Good Sir John, UwU I sue fow yours-not to :3 chawge uWu you; fow UwU I +^w^ must wet xDD you understand UwU I think mysewf uWu in xDD bettew plight fow +:3 a ^w^ wendew than xDD you >_< awe; x3 the which hath ^-^ something +xDD embowd'nyed ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this UwU unseason'd intwusion; fow ;;w;; they say, >_> if +monyey OwO go x3 befowe, aww ways UwU do >_< wie open. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Money >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good sowdiew, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww :3 on. +FORD. Troth, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ bag of monyey OwO hewe troubles OwO me; >_> if +xDD you xDD wiww OwO hewp to UwU beaw :33 it, Sir John, OwO take all, ow xDD hawf, fow >w< easing +;;w;; me of x3 the *twerks* cawwiage. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how UwU I OwO may OwO desewve to be x3 youw +;;w;; powtew. +FORD. UwU I xDD wiww tell UwU you, ^w^ siw, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the ;;w;; heawing. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Speak, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew Bwook; UwU I UwU shaww be uWu gwad to be +x3 youw servant. +FORD. UwU Siw, UwU I hear xDD you OwO awe :3 a scholar-I xDD wiww be bwief with xDD you +uWu -and xDD you uWu have :33 been :3 a x3 man ^-^ wong ÚwÚ knyown to uWu me, ^w^ though UwU I +xDD had >_< nyevew UwU so ÚwÚ good means >_< as ^.^ desiwe to >_< make mysewf >_> acquainted +with OwO you. UwU I UwU shaww OwO discuvw :3 a ^.^ thing to UwU you, wherein +UwU I ^w^ must xDD vewy much uWu way open >_< minye UwU own impewfection; but, +ÚwÚ good Sir John, >_< as xDD you uWu have one ^w^ eye ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ fowwies, >_< as xDD you +hear them unfowded, turn anyothew x3 into x3 the UwU wegistew of x3 youw +OwO own, :3 that UwU I OwO may pass with :3 a >_< wepwoof x3 the x3 easiew, sith xDD you +>_> youwsewf ^.^ knyow >w< how ^w^ easy >_> is >w< it to be xDD such >w< an ^-^ offendew. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Very weww, siw; ^-^ pwoceed. +FORD. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 gentwewoman uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD town, her husband's +xDD nyame >_> is x3 Fowd. +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, sir. +FORD. UwU I uWu have ^-^ wong :3 wov'd hew, x3 and, UwU I ^w^ pwotest to UwU you, uWu bestowed +much on >w< hew; fowwowed her with :3 a >_< doting ;;w;; obsewvance; +engwoss'd oppowtunyities to :3 meet >w< hew; x3 fee'd every :3 swight ;;w;; occasion +:3 that couwd >_> but >w< nyiggawdwy UwU give ;;w;; me ^.^ sight of >w< hew; nyot +>w< onwy xDD bought UwU many presents to UwU give hew, >_> but uWu have UwU given +ÚwÚ wawgewy to UwU many to ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; given; +bwiefwy, UwU I uWu have >_< puwsu'd her >_< as wuv hath xDD puwsued OwO me; which +hath :33 been on x3 the OwO wing of aww >w< occasions. OwO But ^-^ whatsoevew UwU I +uWu have mewited, xDD eithew uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind ow uWu in x3 my >_< means, ÚwÚ meed, UwU I +^w^ am x3 suwe, UwU I uWu have uWu weceived nyonye, ^w^ unwess UwU expewience be :3 a jewel; +:3 that UwU I uWu have puwchased uWu at >w< an :3 infinyite rate, ÚwÚ and :3 that hath +ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me to >_> say :33 this: +'Love ^.^ wike :3 a :3 shadow fwies when ÚwÚ substance wuv pursues; +;;w;; Puwsuing :3 that :3 that flies, ÚwÚ and uWu fwying >_> what pursues.' +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Have xDD you weceiv'd nyo promise of >_< satisfaction uWu at +her hands? +FORD. UwU Nyevew. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Have xDD you xDD impowtun'd her to xDD such :3 a purpose? +FORD. UwU Nyevew. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Of >_> what ;;w;; quawity UwU was x3 youw xDD wuv, ^w^ then? +FORD. Wike :3 a >w< faiw ;;w;; house buiwt on anyothew :33 man's ^.^ gwound; UwU so +:3 that UwU I uWu have wost x3 my >_> edifice ^.^ by ;;w;; mistaking x3 the :33 pwace :3 whewe +>_> ewected :3 it. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; To >_> what OwO puwpose uWu have xDD you UwU unfowded ÚwÚ this to me? +FORD. x3 When UwU I uWu have told xDD you :3 that, UwU I uWu have told xDD you all. ;;w;; Some +>_> say :3 that ^w^ though ^.^ she appeaw xDD honyest to uWu me, yet uWu in othew +pwaces ^.^ she OwO enwawgeth her >_< miwth UwU so uWu faw :3 that there >_> is shrewd +construction UwU made of her. >_> Nyow, Sir John, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the >_< heawt +of x3 my >w< puwpose: xDD you OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of :3 excewwent +uWu bweeding, uWu admiwabwe discouwse, of great ^w^ admittance, OwO authentic uWu in +x3 youw :33 pwace ÚwÚ and pewson, ÚwÚ genyewawwy UwU awwow'd fow x3 youw UwU many +x3 waw-wike, ^w^ couwtwike, ÚwÚ and :33 weawnyed >_> pwepawations. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_< O, sir! +FORD. :3 Bewieve :33 it, fow xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 it. >_> Thewe >_> is ;;w;; monyey; spend :33 it, +spend uWu it; spend mowe; spend aww UwU I uWu have; >w< onwy UwU give ;;w;; me UwU so +much of x3 youw time uWu in :3 exchange of >w< it >_< as to uWu way >w< an :3 amiabwe +^-^ siege to x3 the honesty of ÚwÚ this Ford's :33 wife; use x3 youw awt of +^.^ wooing, x3 win her to >_< consent to uWu you; >_> if xDD any x3 man may, xDD you +OwO may >_< as >w< soon >_< as ÚwÚ any. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Wouwd >w< it apply weww to x3 the vehemency of x3 youw +:33 affection, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd x3 win >_> what xDD you ^.^ wouwd :3 enjoy? +Methinks xDD you prescribe to >_> youwsewf xDD vewy preposterously. +FORD. >_< O, understand x3 my ^.^ dwift. :33 She dwells UwU so secuwewy on x3 the +ÚwÚ excewwency of her honour :3 that x3 the >w< fowwy of x3 my :3 souw x3 dawes +nyot xDD pwesent >_< itsewf; ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ too uWu bwight to be >_> wook'd x3 against. +>_> Nyow, couwd UwU I come to her with xDD any >w< detection uWu in x3 my uWu hand, +x3 my desiwes xDD had uWu instance ÚwÚ and :33 awgument to ÚwÚ commend themselves; +UwU I couwd UwU dwive her xDD then from x3 the ward of her puwity, +her weputation, her ^.^ mawwiage ^w^ vow, ÚwÚ and :3 a thousand othew her +defences, which nyow OwO awe ^w^ too ^w^ too >_< stwongwy >_> embattw'd OwO against +x3 me. >_> What >_> say xDD you >_> to't, Sir ^w^ John? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, UwU I xDD wiww xDD fiwst >_< make bold with x3 youw +;;w;; monyey; next, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; ÚwÚ and last, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman, +xDD you UwU shaww, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, ^.^ enjoy Ford's x3 wife. +FORD. x3 O ÚwÚ good sir! +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I >_> say xDD you >_< shaww. +FORD. OwO Want nyo monyey, Sir John; xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ want none. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO Want nyo Mistress :33 Fowd, >_< Mastew Bwook; xDD you UwU shaww +^.^ want none. UwU I UwU shaww be with hew, UwU I OwO may tell UwU you, ^.^ by her UwU own +UwU appointment; even >_< as xDD you ^-^ came uWu in to ;;w;; me her >w< assistant, ow +xDD go-between, pawted from OwO me; UwU I >_> say UwU I UwU shaww be with her ^-^ between +;;w;; ten ÚwÚ and :3 eweven; fow uWu at :3 that time x3 the jealous rascally +^-^ knyave, her ^.^ husband, xDD wiww be forth. :3 Come xDD you to ;;w;; me uWu at +^w^ nyight; xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow >w< how UwU I ;;w;; speed. +FORD. UwU I ^w^ am bwest uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ acquaintance. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow :33 Fowd, +Sir? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Hang :3 him, poor :3 cuckowdwy uWu knyave! UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him +x3 nyot; yet UwU I wrong ^.^ him to caww ^.^ him poor; ;;w;; they >_> say x3 the +jealous ;;w;; wittowwy x3 knyave hath :33 masses of ;;w;; monyey; fow x3 the which +:33 his >w< wife ;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me x3 weww-favouw'd. UwU I xDD wiww use her >_< as x3 the +OwO key of x3 the :3 cuckowdwy wogue's :3 coffew; ÚwÚ and there's x3 my hawvest-home. +FORD. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you UwU knyew :33 Fowd, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you ^w^ might avoid ^.^ him +>_> if xDD you saw ^.^ him. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Hang :3 him, mechanyicaw salt-butter UwU wogue! UwU I xDD wiww +stare ^.^ him x3 out of :33 his >_> wits; UwU I xDD wiww OwO awe ^.^ him with x3 my ;;w;; cudgew; +>w< it UwU shaww ^w^ hang ^.^ wike :3 a meteor ^-^ o'ew x3 the cuckowd's ^.^ howns. >_< Mastew +:3 Bwook, xDD thou shalt ^.^ knyow UwU I xDD wiww predominate uvw x3 the +peasant, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt >_< wie with :33 his x3 wife. :3 Come to ;;w;; me >w< soon uWu at +OwO nyight. Ford's :3 a ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww aggravate :33 his ^-^ stywe; UwU thou, +>_< Mastew :3 Bwook, shalt ^.^ knyow ^.^ him fow x3 knyave ÚwÚ and OwO cuckowd. +:3 Come to ;;w;; me >w< soon uWu at OwO nyight. uWu Exit +FORD. >_> What :3 a damn'd Epicuwean wascaw >_> is x3 this! OwO My >_< heawt >_> is +ready to UwU cwack with :3 impatience. Who ;;w;; says ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ impwovident +^.^ jeawousy? OwO My >w< wife hath sent to him; x3 the >_> houw >_> is ;;w;; fix'd; +x3 the >_< match >_> is >_> made. Wouwd xDD any x3 man uWu have xDD thought :3 this? xDD See +x3 the heww of xDD having :3 a UwU fawse OwO woman! OwO My x3 bed UwU shaww be ÚwÚ abus'd, +x3 my >_< coffews ÚwÚ wansack'd, x3 my >_< weputation x3 gnyawn OwO at; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww +nyot >w< onwy receive ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ viwwainyous wwong, >_> but stand :33 undew x3 the +ÚwÚ adoption of UwU abominyabwe ^w^ tewms, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ^.^ him :3 that does ;;w;; me +ÚwÚ this wrong. >_> Tewms! names! Amaimon sounds well; ÚwÚ Wucifew, +well; Barbason, well; yet ;;w;; they OwO awe devils' additions, x3 the nyames +of :33 fiends. OwO But ;;w;; cuckowd! UwU Wittow! OwO Cuckowd! x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< himsewf +hath nyot xDD such :3 a nyame. uWu Page >_> is >w< an ass, :3 a ^.^ secuwe x3 ass; ^.^ he xDD wiww :33 twust +:33 his :33 wife; ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot be jeawous; UwU I xDD wiww rather :33 twust :3 a Fleming +with x3 my ^-^ buttew, Pawson ^.^ Hugh x3 the Wewshman with x3 my +ÚwÚ cheese, >w< an x3 Iwishman with x3 my xDD aqua-vitae >_> bottwe, ow :3 a UwU thief to +UwU wawk x3 my OwO ambwing gewding, than x3 my >w< wife with hewsewf. UwU Then +^.^ she OwO pwots, xDD then ^.^ she :3 wuminyates, xDD then ^.^ she devises; ÚwÚ and >_> what +;;w;; they think uWu in uWu theiw heawts ;;w;; they OwO may xDD effect, ;;w;; they xDD wiww bweak +uWu theiw heawts >_> but ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 effect. ^w^ God be UwU pwais'd fow x3 my +jeawousy! Eweven UwU o'cwock x3 the hour. UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ pwevent uWu this, detect +x3 my :3 wife, be ^w^ weveng'd on :33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ and laugh uWu at ^.^ Page. +UwU I xDD wiww about uWu it; xDD bettew >w< thwee >_> houws ^w^ too >w< soon than :3 a minyute +^w^ too UwU wate. OwO Fie, >_< fie, fie! ;;w;; cuckowd! ;;w;; cuckowd! ;;w;; cuckowd! uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +^-^ A field nyeaw ^-^ Windsow + +Entew >_> CAIUS ÚwÚ and WUGBY + +xDD CAIUS. x3 Jack >_> Wugby! +RUGBY. Sir? +xDD CAIUS. >_> Vat >_> is UwU de clock, UwU Jack? +RUGBY. 'Tis x3 past x3 the ^-^ houw, ^w^ siw, :3 that Sir ^.^ Hugh pwomis'd to +^.^ meet. +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ^.^ he >_> has :3 save :33 his :3 souw ^.^ dat ^.^ he >_> is nyo >_< come; ^.^ he >_> has +pray :33 his :3 Pibwe weww ^.^ dat ^.^ he >_> is nyo >_< come; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, x3 Jack x3 Wugby, +^.^ he >_> is >_< dead already, >_> if ^.^ he be x3 come. +RUGBY. >w< He >_> is >_< wise, siw; ^.^ he UwU knyew x3 youw :33 wowship ^.^ wouwd OwO kiww +^.^ him >_> if ^.^ he >_< came. +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU de ÚwÚ hewwing >_> is nyo >_< dead UwU so >_< as UwU I viww OwO kiww ^.^ him. ^.^ Take +x3 youw wapiew, Jack; UwU I viww tell xDD you >w< how UwU I viww OwO kiww ^.^ him. +RUGBY. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU fence! +xDD CAIUS. Viwwainy, OwO take x3 youw wapiew. +RUGBY. ^w^ Fowbeaw; hewe's UwU company. + +Entew x3 HOST, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^.^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE + +xDD HOST. :3 Bwess ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ buwwy uWu doctow! +x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Save UwU you, >_< Mastew uWu Doctow ^.^ Caius! +xDD PAGE. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew >_> Doctow! +x3 SWENDEW. Give xDD you ÚwÚ good morrow, sir. +xDD CAIUS. >_> Vat be aww UwU you, one, >_> two, tree, >w< fouw, come for? +xDD HOST. ;;w;; To >_> see uWu thee x3 fight, to >_> see uWu thee ;;w;; foin, to >_> see uWu thee :3 twavewse; +to >_> see uWu thee UwU hewe, to >_> see uWu thee uWu thewe; to >_> see uWu thee pass >w< thy +^-^ punto, >w< thy xDD stock, >w< thy wevewse, >w< thy ÚwÚ distance, >w< thy ÚwÚ montant. +Is ^.^ he >_< dead, x3 my :3 Ethiopian? Is ^.^ he >_< dead, x3 my ÚwÚ Fwancisco? >w< Ha, +^w^ buwwy! >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my Aesculapius? x3 my ;;w;; Gawen? x3 my >_< heawt +of ewdew? uWu Ha! >_> is ^.^ he >_< dead, ^.^ buwwy stale? Is ^.^ he dead? +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ^.^ he >_> is UwU de x3 cowawd x3 Jack priest of UwU de wowwd; ^.^ he >_> is +nyot x3 show :33 his ;;w;; face. +xDD HOST. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a ^w^ Castawion-King-Uwinyaw. >_> Hectow of xDD Gweece, +x3 my ^.^ boy! +xDD CAIUS. UwU I pray UwU you, UwU beaw >_> witnyess :3 that ;;w;; me uWu have xDD stay six ow +>w< seven, >w< two twee >_> houws fow :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is nyo x3 come. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He >_> is x3 the wiser ^w^ man, >_< Mastew Doctow: ^.^ he >_> is :3 a cuwew +of souws, ÚwÚ and xDD you :3 a cuwew of ^w^ bodies; >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd x3 fight, +xDD you OwO go OwO against x3 the >_< haiw of x3 youw ;;w;; pwofessions. Is >w< it nyot ^-^ twue, +>_< Mastew Page? +xDD PAGE. >_< Mastew Shallow, xDD you uWu have >_> youwsewf :33 been :3 a great ;;w;; fightew, +^w^ though nyow :3 a x3 man of peace. +x3 SHAWWOW. OwO Bodykins, >_< Mastew >_> Page, ^w^ though UwU I nyow be :3 owd, ÚwÚ and +of x3 the ÚwÚ peace, >_> if UwU I >_> see :3 a xDD swowd ^.^ out, x3 my finger ^w^ itches to >_< make +onye. ;;w;; Though ^.^ we OwO awe uWu justices, ÚwÚ and >_> doctows, ÚwÚ and churchmen, +>_< Mastew >_> Page, ^.^ we uWu have x3 some ^-^ sawt of UwU ouw :33 youth uWu in us; ^.^ we OwO awe +x3 the xDD sons of UwU women, >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. +xDD PAGE. 'Tis ^-^ twue, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It xDD wiww be >_> found >_> so, >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. >_< Mastew uWu Doctow +;;w;; CAIUS, UwU I come to :3 fetch xDD you >_> home. UwU I ^w^ am sworn of x3 the :3 peace; +xDD you uWu have ^w^ show'd >_> youwsewf :3 a uWu wise >_> physician, ÚwÚ and Sir ^.^ Hugh +hath OwO shown >_< himsewf :3 a uWu wise ÚwÚ and patient churchman. >_> You +^w^ must OwO go with uWu me, >_< Mastew xDD Doctow. +xDD HOST. Pawdon, Guest x3 Justice. ^-^ A word, Mounseuw ^-^ Mockwatew. +xDD CAIUS. Mock-vatew! >_> Vat >_> is >_> dat? +xDD HOST. >w< Mockwatew, uWu in UwU ouw :3 Engwish ;;w;; tongue, >_> is uWu vawouw, bully. +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, xDD then UwU I uWu have >_< as much mockvater >_< as UwU de xDD Engwishman. +:3 Scuwvy jack-dog :3 pwiest! ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ;;w;; me viww :3 cut :33 his ears. +xDD HOST. >w< He xDD wiww :33 cwappew-cwaw uWu thee >w< tightwy, bully. +xDD CAIUS. xDD Cwappew-de-cwaw! >_> Vat >_> is >_> dat? +xDD HOST. :33 That ;;w;; is, ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee >_> amends. +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ;;w;; me UwU do wook ^.^ he UwU shaww clapper-de-claw OwO me; for, +^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, ;;w;; me viww uWu have :3 it. +xDD HOST. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; pwovoke ^.^ him >_> to't, ow wet ^.^ him xDD wag. +xDD CAIUS. x3 Me ^.^ tank xDD you fow ^-^ dat. +xDD HOST. ^.^ And, ^w^ moweuvw, ^.^ buwwy-but first: ^-^ [Aside to x3 the ;;w;; othews] +>_< Mastew >_> Guest, ÚwÚ and >_< Mastew >_> Page, ÚwÚ and eke Cavaleiro Slender, +OwO go xDD you ^w^ thwough x3 the :33 town to Fwogmowe. +xDD PAGE. :3 [Aside] Sir ^.^ Hugh >_> is thewe, >_> is uWu he? +xDD HOST. :3 [Aside] >w< He >_> is :33 thewe. xDD See >_> what humouw ^.^ he >_> is UwU in; ÚwÚ and +UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing x3 the x3 doctow about ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ fiewds. Will >w< it UwU do ^.^ weww? +x3 SHAWWOW. :3 [Aside] We xDD wiww UwU do :3 it. +PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and x3 SWENDEW. :3 Adieu, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew xDD Doctow. +Exeunt PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ;;w;; me viww OwO kiww UwU de pwiest; fow ^.^ he speak fow :3 a jack- +>_< an-ape to >_> Annye ^.^ Page. +xDD HOST. Let ^.^ him die. ;;w;; Sheathe >w< thy x3 impatience; ^-^ thwow UwU cowd UwU watew +on >w< thy uWu chowew; OwO go about x3 the fields with ;;w;; me ^w^ thwough x3 Fwogmowe; +UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing uWu thee :3 whewe Mistress >_> Annye uWu Page ;;w;; is, uWu at :3 a :3 a +^.^ fawm-house, ^-^ a-feasting; ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt ^.^ woo her. ^.^ Cwied +OwO game! :33 Said UwU I ^.^ weww? +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ;;w;; me dank xDD you vor ^.^ dat; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, UwU I wuv uWu you; ÚwÚ and +UwU I UwU shaww x3 pwocuwe-a xDD you UwU de ÚwÚ good :3 guest, UwU de earl, UwU de UwU knyight, UwU de +wowds, UwU de xDD gentwemen, x3 my patients. +xDD HOST. For x3 the which UwU I xDD wiww be >w< thy ^w^ advewsawy toward >_> Annye +^.^ Page. :33 Said UwU I ^.^ weww? +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU 'tis good; vell UwU said. +xDD HOST. Let >_> us wag, UwU then. +xDD CAIUS. :3 Come uWu at x3 my heews, x3 Jack :33 Wugby. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :3 III >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +^-^ A field nyeaw uWu Fwogmowe + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS ÚwÚ and SIMPLE + +EVANS. UwU I pray xDD you now, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew >w< Swendew's ^.^ sewving-man, +ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend UwU Simpwe ^.^ by x3 youw :33 nyame, which uWu way uWu have xDD you +>_> wook'd fow >_< Mastew Caius, :3 that ;;w;; cawws >_< himsewf uWu Doctow of +:3 Physic? +SIMPLE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, x3 the pittie-ward, x3 the uWu pawk-wawd; every +way; ;;w;; owd ^-^ Windsow :3 way, ÚwÚ and every uWu way >_> but x3 the :33 town >_> way. +EVANS. UwU I UwU most >w< fehementwy ^.^ desiwe xDD you xDD you xDD wiww awso wook :3 that +>_> way. +SIMPLE. UwU I :33 wiww, Siw. uWu Exit +EVANS. Pless x3 my x3 souw, >w< how full of x3 chowwows UwU I am, ÚwÚ and ^w^ twempwing +of ÚwÚ mind! UwU I UwU shaww be uWu gwad >_> if ^.^ he uWu have deceived x3 me. How +melancholies UwU I am! UwU I xDD wiww knog :33 his uwinyaws about :33 his knave's +ÚwÚ costawd when UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ goot oppowtunyities fow x3 the ork. Pless +x3 my souw! OwO [Sings] +;;w;; To shallow ^-^ wivews, to x3 whose ^w^ fawws +Melodious xDD biwds ^-^ sings :3 madwigaws; +>_> Thewe xDD wiww ^.^ we >_< make UwU ouw ^.^ peds of >_> woses, +xDD And :3 a thousand ^-^ fwagwant :3 posies. +;;w;; To ÚwÚ shawwow- +^w^ Mewcy on me! UwU I uWu have :3 a great ^w^ dispositions to ^-^ cwy. OwO [Sings] +Melodious xDD biwds ^.^ sing madrigals- +:33 Whenyas UwU I sat uWu in :33 Pabywon- +xDD And :3 a thousand vagwam :3 posies. +;;w;; To ^w^ shawwow, :33 etc. + +^.^ We-entew SIMPLE + +SIMPLE. Yondew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, xDD coming ÚwÚ this :3 way, Sir ;;w;; Hugh. +EVANS. He's x3 wewcome. OwO [Sings] +;;w;; To shallow ^-^ wivews, to x3 whose :33 fawws- +uWu Heaven prosper x3 the wight! >_> What >_< weapons >_> is uWu he? +SIMPLE. No ^.^ weapons, sir. >_> Thewe x3 comes x3 my ^.^ mastew, >_< Mastew +Shallow, ÚwÚ and anyothew gentweman, from OwO Fwogmowe, uvw x3 the +uWu stiwe, ÚwÚ this >_> way. +EVANS. >_> Pway xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me x3 my x3 gown; ow >_> ewse >_< keep >w< it uWu in x3 youw +arms. OwO [Takes x3 out :3 a uWu book] + +Entew PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER + +x3 SHAWWOW. How now, >_< Mastew :3 Pawson! ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ good +Sir ;;w;; Hugh. ^w^ Keep :3 a gamestew from x3 the uWu dice, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ student +from :33 his ^-^ book, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is wondewfuw. +x3 SWENDEW. :3 [Aside] xDD Ah, x3 sweet >_> Annye :33 Page! +xDD PAGE. :3 Save UwU you, ÚwÚ good Sir x3 Hugh! +EVANS. Pless xDD you from :33 his xDD mewcy ^w^ sake, aww of you! +x3 SHAWWOW. What, x3 the xDD swowd ÚwÚ and x3 the word! Do xDD you ^-^ study +them xDD both, >_< Mastew Pawson? +xDD PAGE. xDD And youthfuw still, uWu in x3 youw ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and OwO hose, ÚwÚ this >w< waw +^.^ wheumatic ^.^ day! +EVANS. >_> Thewe >_> is weasons ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ causes fow :3 it. +xDD PAGE. We OwO awe come to xDD you to UwU do :3 a ÚwÚ good office, >_< Mastew +^w^ Pawson. +EVANS. Fery well; >_> what >_> is :33 it? +xDD PAGE. Yondew >_> is :3 a UwU most reverend gentweman, who, ;;w;; bewike xDD having +uWu weceived wrong ^.^ by x3 some pewson, >_> is uWu at UwU most ^w^ odds with +:33 his UwU own >_< gwavity ÚwÚ and uWu patience :3 that OwO evew xDD you x3 saw. +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I uWu have >_< wived ^w^ fouwscowe years ÚwÚ and upward; UwU I >_< nyevew +heard :3 a x3 man of :33 his pwace, gravity, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnying, UwU so uWu wide of +:33 his UwU own wespect. +EVANS. >_> What >_> is uWu he? +xDD PAGE. UwU I think xDD you ^.^ knyow :33 him: >_< Mastew uWu Doctow Caius, x3 the +uWu wenyownyed OwO Fwench physician. +EVANS. >_< Got's xDD wiww ÚwÚ and :33 his passion of x3 my :33 heawt! UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief +xDD you ^.^ wouwd tell ;;w;; me of :3 a UwU mess of porridge. +xDD PAGE. xDD Why? +EVANS. >w< He >_> has nyo ^.^ mowe >_< knyowwedge uWu in :3 Hibocwates ÚwÚ and +xDD Gawen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is :3 a x3 knyave >_< besides-a >w< cowawdwy x3 knyave >_< as xDD you +^.^ wouwd desiwes to be >_> acquainted uWu withaw. +xDD PAGE. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, uWu he's x3 the x3 man >_> shouwd >w< fight with ^.^ him. +x3 SWENDEW. :3 [Aside] x3 O x3 sweet >_> Annye :33 Page! +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It >_> appeaws >_> so, ^.^ by :33 his uWu weapons. ^w^ Keep them asunder; +OwO hewe x3 comes uWu Doctow ^w^ Caius. + +Entew x3 HOST, ;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and WUGBY + +xDD PAGE. Nyay, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew >_> Pawson, >_< keep uWu in x3 youw >_< weapon. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^w^ So UwU do UwU you, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew xDD Doctow. +xDD HOST. >_< Disawm ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and wet them OwO question; wet them >_< keep +uWu theiw x3 wimbs whole ÚwÚ and OwO hack UwU ouw Engwish. +xDD CAIUS. UwU I pray UwU you, ^.^ wet-a ;;w;; me speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd with x3 youw :3 eaw. +;;w;; Vewefowe xDD wiww xDD you nyot meet-a me? +EVANS. ^-^ [Aside to :33 CAIUS] >_> Pway xDD you use x3 youw >_> patience; uWu in +ÚwÚ good uWu time. +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, xDD you OwO awe UwU de xDD cowawd, UwU de x3 Jack dog, John x3 ape. +EVANS. ^-^ [Aside to :33 CAIUS] >_> Pway UwU you, wet >_> us nyot be +xDD waughing-stocks to othew men's xDD humouws; UwU I ^.^ desiwe xDD you uWu in +^-^ fwiendship, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww one uWu way ow othew >_< make xDD you >_> amends. +;;w;; [Awoud] UwU I xDD wiww knog x3 youw uwinyaws about x3 youw knave's cogscomb +fow missing x3 youw ÚwÚ meetings ÚwÚ and :33 appointments. +xDD CAIUS. UwU Diabwe! x3 Jack Rugby-mine UwU Host UwU de x3 Jawteew-have UwU I +nyot xDD stay fow ^.^ him to OwO kiww him? :3 Have UwU I >_> nyot, uWu at UwU de :33 pwace UwU I uWu did +:33 appoint? +EVANS. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am :3 a Chwistians x3 souw, now, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the +:33 pwace :3 appointed. I'll be ^w^ judgment ^.^ by >_< minye host of x3 the +uWu Gawtew. +xDD HOST. uWu Peace, UwU I say, Gawwia ÚwÚ and Gaul, OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and OwO Wewsh, +uWu souw-cuwew ÚwÚ and >_< body-cuwew. +xDD CAIUS. Ay, ^.^ dat >_> is xDD vewy >w< good! excellent! +xDD HOST. uWu Peace, UwU I :3 say. >w< Heaw >_< minye host of x3 the uWu Gawtew. ^w^ Am UwU I +UwU powitic? ^w^ am UwU I >w< subtwe? ^w^ am UwU I :3 a OwO Machiavew? Shall UwU I wose x3 my +>_> doctow? No; ^.^ he ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me x3 the ^w^ potions ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 motions. Shall UwU I +wose x3 my UwU pawson, x3 my ;;w;; pwiest, x3 my Sir >_< Hugh? No; ^.^ he ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me +x3 the >_> pwuvwbs ÚwÚ and x3 the nyuvwbs. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, :33 tewwestwiaw; +:3 so. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, ;;w;; cewestiaw; :3 so. ^.^ Boys of awt, UwU I uWu have +>_> deceiv'd xDD you both; UwU I uWu have ^-^ diwected xDD you to wrong >_> pwaces; +x3 youw heawts OwO awe x3 mighty, x3 youw ÚwÚ skins OwO awe ^-^ whowe, ÚwÚ and wet burnt +^-^ sack be x3 the UwU issue. ^.^ Come, uWu way uWu theiw :33 swowds to ÚwÚ pawn. Follow +uWu me, wads of :3 peace; follow, follow, x3 fowwow. +x3 SHAWWOW. Twust uWu me, :3 a ^-^ mad >_< host. ÚwÚ Fowwow, xDD gentwemen, x3 fowwow. +x3 SWENDEW. :3 [Aside] x3 O x3 sweet >_> Annye :33 Page! +Exeunt aww >_> but >_> CAIUS ÚwÚ and UwU EVANS +xDD CAIUS. >w< Ha, UwU do UwU I >_> pewceive >_> dat? :3 Have xDD you ^w^ make-a UwU de uWu sot of us, +ha, ^.^ ha? +EVANS. This >_> is well; ^.^ he >_> has UwU made >_> us :33 his x3 vwouting-stog. UwU I +^.^ desiwe xDD you :3 that ^.^ we OwO may be >_< fwiends; ÚwÚ and wet >_> us knog UwU ouw UwU pwains +togethew to be xDD wevenge on ÚwÚ this same ^.^ scaww, scuwvy, ^.^ cogging +>_< companyion, x3 the host of x3 the uWu Gawtew. +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. >w< He promise to ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me +:3 whewe >_> is >_> Annye ^-^ Page; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, ^.^ he >w< deceive ;;w;; me UwU too. +EVANS. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww OwO smite :33 his :3 nyoddwes. >_> Pway xDD you x3 fowwow. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +uWu The :3 stweet uWu in ^-^ Windsow + +Entew xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and ROBIN + +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Nyay, >_< keep x3 youw :3 way, xDD wittwe x3 gawwant; xDD you :3 wewe +UwU wont to be :3 a :3 fowwowew, >_> but nyow xDD you OwO awe :3 a leader. Whethew +xDD had xDD you rather lead >_< minye ^w^ eyes, ow ^w^ eye x3 youw xDD mastew's heels? +ROBIN. UwU I xDD had UwU wathew, xDD fowsooth, OwO go >w< befowe xDD you ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man than +;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a dwawf. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_< O, xDD you OwO awe :3 a flattering ^.^ boy; nyow UwU I >_> see you'ww be :3 a +courtier. + +Entew uWu FOWD + +FORD. Weww :3 met, Mistress ^.^ Page. x3 Whithew OwO go you? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, to >_> see x3 youw x3 wife. Is ^.^ she uWu at ^w^ home? +FORD. Ay; ÚwÚ and >_< as idle >_< as ^.^ she OwO may ^w^ hang together, fow ^.^ want of +UwU company. UwU I >_< think, >_> if x3 youw ;;w;; husbands :3 wewe >_< dead, xDD you >w< two +^.^ wouwd marry. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^w^ Be >_< suwe of that-two othew husbands. +FORD. Whewe xDD had xDD you ÚwÚ this OwO pwetty ^.^ weathewcock? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> what x3 the >_< dickens :33 his xDD nyame >_> is x3 my +:33 husband xDD had ^.^ him uWu of. >_> What UwU do xDD you caww x3 youw >_> knyight's +:33 nyame, ÚwÚ siwwah? +ROBIN. Sir John >w< Fawstaff. +FORD. Sir John >w< Fawstaff! +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ He, he; UwU I ^.^ can >_< nyevew ;;w;; hit UwU on's nyame. >_> Thewe >_> is xDD such +:3 a :33 weague ^-^ between x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 man ÚwÚ and OwO he! Is x3 youw >w< wife uWu at +^.^ home >_< indeed? +FORD. :33 Indeed ^.^ she >w< is. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, sir. UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick >w< tiww UwU I >_> see her. +Exeunt :33 MWS. ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and ROBIN +FORD. x3 Has uWu Page xDD any brains? >_< Hath ^.^ he xDD any uWu eyes? >_< Hath ^.^ he xDD any +thinking? Sure, ;;w;; they ^w^ sweep; ^.^ he hath nyo use of OwO them. Why, +ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy xDD wiww carry :3 a >_> wettew ÚwÚ twenty miwe >_< as ^w^ easy >_< as :3 a cannon +xDD wiww >w< shoot OwO pointbwank >_< twewve >_< scowe. >w< He uWu pieces x3 out :33 his ^w^ wife's +inclination; ^.^ he ;;w;; gives her >w< fowwy >_> motion ÚwÚ and advantage; ÚwÚ and +nyow ^w^ she's x3 going to x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ and Falstaff's ;;w;; boy with her. ^-^ A +x3 man OwO may hear ÚwÚ this OwO show'w ^.^ sing uWu in x3 the ^.^ wind. xDD And Falstaff's +;;w;; boy with >_> hew! ^-^ Good pwots! ^-^ They OwO awe laid; ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^w^ wevowted +;;w;; wives share uWu damnyation together. ^-^ Weww; UwU I xDD wiww OwO take :3 him, +xDD then towtuwe x3 my :3 wife, pluck x3 the bowwowed veiw of ÚwÚ modesty +from x3 the UwU so ÚwÚ seeming Mistress >_> Page, divuwge uWu Page >_< himsewf +fow :3 a ^.^ secuwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wiwfuw ;;w;; Actaeon; ÚwÚ and to these :3 viowent proceedings +aww x3 my neighbours UwU shaww cwy ÚwÚ aim. xDD [Cwock >w< stwikes] +uWu The >w< cwock ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me x3 my ÚwÚ cue, ÚwÚ and x3 my assurance UwU bids ;;w;; me +search; there UwU I UwU shaww find >w< Fawstaff. UwU I UwU shaww be rather UwU pwais'd +fow ÚwÚ this than mock'd; fow >w< it >_> is >_< as positive >_< as x3 the ^.^ eawth >_> is >w< fiwm +:3 that Falstaff >_> is :33 thewe. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. + +Entew PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^.^ SWENDEW, x3 HOST, ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH :33 EVANS, +;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and WUGBY + +;;w;; SHAWWOW, PAGE, &C. Weww :3 met, >_< Mastew x3 Fowd. +FORD. Twust uWu me, :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD knyot; UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ good cheer uWu at ^.^ home, +ÚwÚ and UwU I pray xDD you aww OwO go with x3 me. +x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I ^w^ must UwU excuse myself, >_< Mastew x3 Fowd. +x3 SWENDEW. xDD And UwU so ^w^ must I, siw; ^.^ we uWu have uWu appointed to ÚwÚ dinye with +Mistress ÚwÚ Annye, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot bweak with her fow ^.^ mowe +monyey than I'll speak uWu of. +x3 SHAWWOW. We uWu have UwU wingew'd about :3 a >_< match ^-^ between >_> Annye +uWu Page ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD cousin Slender, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this day ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have +UwU ouw answer. +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I UwU hope UwU I uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wiww, >w< fathew ^.^ Page. +xDD PAGE. >_> You have, >_< Mastew Swendew; UwU I stand wholly fow OwO you. OwO But +x3 my :3 wife, >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, >_> is fow xDD you :33 awtogethew. +xDD CAIUS. Ay, be-gar; ÚwÚ and UwU de >_< maid >_> is :3 wuv-a OwO me; x3 my nyuwsh-a +;;w;; Quickwy tell ;;w;; me UwU so ^-^ mush. +xDD HOST. >_> What >_> say xDD you to xDD young >_< Mastew ^.^ Fenton? >w< He ^-^ capews, +^.^ he x3 dances, ^.^ he >_> has eyes of youth, ^.^ he >_< wwites ^w^ vewses, ^.^ he xDD speaks +^.^ howiday, ^.^ he >_< smewws ;;w;; Apwiw ÚwÚ and >_> May; ^.^ he xDD wiww carry :3 't, ^.^ he xDD wiww +carry UwU 't; UwU 'tis uWu in :33 his buttons; ^.^ he xDD wiww carry :3 't. +xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ consent, UwU I promise OwO you. uWu The ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is +of nyo >_> having: ^.^ he :33 kept >_< company with x3 the >w< wiwd Prince ÚwÚ and +;;w;; Poins; ^.^ he >_> is of ^w^ too xDD high :3 a ^-^ wegion, ^.^ he xDD knyows ^w^ too :33 much. :3 Nyo, +^.^ he UwU shaww nyot >w< knyit :3 a >_< knyot uWu in :33 his fowtunyes with x3 the finger of +x3 my xDD substance; >_> if ^.^ he OwO take hew, wet ^.^ him OwO take her simply; x3 the +weawth UwU I uWu have waits on x3 my ^.^ consent, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< consent xDD goes +nyot :3 that >_> way. +FORD. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, UwU heawtiwy, x3 some of xDD you OwO go ^.^ home with ;;w;; me +to uWu dinnyew: ;;w;; besides x3 youw cheew, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have >_< spowt; UwU I xDD wiww +x3 show xDD you :3 a ^.^ monstew. >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, xDD you UwU shaww go; UwU so UwU shaww +UwU you, >_< Mastew ^-^ Page; ÚwÚ and UwU you, Sir ;;w;; Hugh. +x3 SHAWWOW. xDD Weww, ^-^ fawe xDD you well; ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have x3 the ÚwÚ fweew +:33 wooing uWu at >_< Mastew Page's. Exeunt UwU SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and SLENDER +xDD CAIUS. Go ^.^ home, John xDD Wugby; UwU I come x3 anyon. uWu Exit WUGBY +xDD HOST. UwU Faweweww, x3 my >_> heawts; UwU I xDD wiww to x3 my xDD honyest knight +:33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink uWu canyawy with ^.^ him. uWu Exit :33 HOST +FORD. :3 [Aside] UwU I think UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ dwink uWu in uWu pipe-winye xDD fiwst with +^.^ him. I'll >_< make ^.^ him >_< dance. Will xDD you x3 go, >w< gentwes? +uWu AWW. :3 Have with xDD you to >_> see ÚwÚ this ^.^ monstew. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +xDD FOWD'S ;;w;; house + +Entew xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE + +:33 MWS. FORD. What, John! x3 what, >w< Wobewt! +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Quickly, quickwy! Is x3 the buck-basket- +:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I ;;w;; wawwant. What, Wobin, UwU I ;;w;; say! + +Entew ^-^ SEWVANTS with :3 a ;;w;; basket + +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, come, x3 come. +:33 MWS. FORD. Here, uWu set >w< it down. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Give x3 youw ;;w;; men x3 the chawge; ^.^ we ^w^ must be bwief. +:33 MWS. FORD. OwO Mawwy, >_< as UwU I told xDD you x3 befowe, John ÚwÚ and UwU Wobewt, be +ready OwO hewe x3 hawd ^.^ by uWu in x3 the bwew-house; ÚwÚ and when UwU I ;;w;; suddenwy +caww UwU you, come ^-^ fowth, x3 and, ^-^ without xDD any :3 pause ow +^-^ staggewing, OwO take ÚwÚ this ;;w;; basket on x3 youw shoulders. :33 That :33 donye, +UwU twudge with >w< it uWu in aww xDD haste, ÚwÚ and carry >w< it ^-^ among x3 the uWu whitstews +uWu in Datchet OwO Mead, ÚwÚ and there :33 empty >w< it uWu in x3 the >_> muddy UwU ditch +^-^ cwose ^.^ by x3 the >_> Thames ^w^ side. +x3 Mws. xDD PAGE. >_> You xDD wiww UwU do :33 it? +:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I UwU ha' told them uvw ÚwÚ and over; ;;w;; they ^.^ wack nyo +diwection. ^w^ Be >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and come when xDD you OwO awe call'd. +Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 Hewe x3 comes xDD wittwe :3 Wobin. + +Entew ROBIN + +:33 MWS. FORD. How now, x3 my :3 eyas-musket, >_> what nyews with you? -x3 WOBIN. UwU My ^-^ Mastew Sir uWu John :3 is come in at >_> youw back-door, -^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, ÚwÚ and wequests >_> youw :33 company. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. You wittwe ^w^ Jack-a-Went, ^.^ have you >_< been OwO twue ^-^ to >_> us? -x3 WOBIN. >w< Ay, I'll >w< be swown. UwU My ^w^ mastew knows ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw -being ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath threat'ned ^-^ to >w< put me OwO into xDD evewwasting -wibewty, ^-^ if I tell you >_> of xDD it; uWu fow ^.^ he >_< sweaws :3 he'ww xDD tuwn me >_> away. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Thou 'rt :3 a good >w< boy; :3 this ^.^ secwecy >_> of UwU thinye uWu shaww ->w< be :3 a >_> taiwow ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 a OwO nyew ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and -x3 hose. I'll >w< go hide >_> me. -uWu MWS. FOWD. Do ÚwÚ so. uWu Go tell >w< thy ^w^ mastew I x3 am awonye. xDD [Exit -ROBIN] ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, wemembew you >_> youw OwO cue. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I ;;w;; wawwant thee; ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ act it, uWu hiss >_> me. -Exit uWu MWS. :3 PAGE -uWu MWS. FOWD. uWu Go ^.^ to, then; ^w^ we'ww ;;w;; use :3 this UwU unwhowesome -humidity, :3 this :3 gwoss wat'wy :33 pumpion; ^w^ we'ww teach him ^-^ to -xDD knyow ;;w;; tuwtwes ^-^ fwom :33 jays. - -x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF - -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have I >_> caught ^.^ thee, my ^w^ heavenwy :33 jewew? -ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow let me x3 die, uWu fow I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd wong enyough; :3 this :3 is -OwO the UwU pewiod >_> of my x3 ambition. :3 O :3 this bwessed ;;w;; houw! -uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 O ^w^ sweet Sir UwU John! -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, I cannyot OwO cog, I cannyot ;;w;; pwate, -^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. Nyow uWu shaww I xDD sin in my x3 wish; I would >w< thy -xDD husband ;;w;; wewe >w< dead; I'll speak ^.^ it before OwO the :33 best lord, I -would ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee my >_< wady. -uWu MWS. FOWD. I >_> youw >w< wady, Sir xDD John? ^.^ Awas, I shouwd >w< be :3 a ^w^ pitifuw ->_< wady. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet OwO the couwt >_> of Fwance show me such >_> anyothew. I -UwU see how UwU thinye eye would uWu emuwate OwO the diamond; :3 thou x3 hast -OwO the ^.^ wight x3 awched x3 beauty >_> of OwO the uWu bwow UwU that >_< becomes OwO the -uWu ship-tiwe, OwO the tiwe-vawiant, ^w^ ow ^-^ any tire >_> of Venetian :3 admittance. -uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO A ;;w;; pwain >_< kewchief, Sir x3 John; my uWu bwows ÚwÚ become -nyothing ewse, :3 nyow UwU that ;;w;; weww nyeithew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 thou art :3 a >_> tywant ^-^ to uWu say >w< so; :3 thou -wouldst ^-^ make OwO an absowute :33 couwtiew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ fiwm xDD fixtuwe >_> of ->w< thy foot would ^w^ give OwO an excellent motion ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ gait in :3 a -semi-circled fawthingawe. I UwU see what :3 thou wert, ^-^ if >_> Fowtunye ->w< thy ÚwÚ foe OwO wewe, ^.^ nyot uWu Nyatuwe, >w< thy >w< fwiend. ^w^ Come, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot -hide it. -uWu MWS. FOWD. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :33 thewe's nyo such xDD thing in >_> me. -OwO FAWSTAFF. What :3 made me love OwO thee? >_> Wet UwU that >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ thee -:33 thewe's xDD something extwa-owdinyawy in thee. ^w^ Come, I cannyot -OwO cog, ÚwÚ and uWu say :3 thou art :3 this ÚwÚ and UwU that, >_< wike :3 a many >_> of ^.^ these -:3 wisping ^-^ hawthown-buds UwU that come >_< wike >w< women in xDD men's -:3 appawew, ÚwÚ and smell >_< wike Bucklersbury in ÚwÚ simpwe time; I -^.^ cannyot; uWu but I love ^.^ thee, UwU nyonye uWu but thee; ÚwÚ and :3 thou >_> desewv'st it. -uWu MWS. FOWD. Do ^.^ nyot :33 betway uWu me, siw; I ;;w;; feaw you love ^w^ Mistwess -^w^ Page. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou x3 mightst as ;;w;; weww uWu say I love ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk uWu by OwO the -^.^ Countew-gate, ;;w;; which :3 is as ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to me as OwO the >_> week >_> of :3 a -^.^ wime-kiwn. -uWu MWS. FOWD. Weww, >w< heaven knows how I love OwO you; ÚwÚ and you -uWu shaww ^-^ onye :3 day find it. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Keep in UwU that mind; I'll deserve it. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I >w< must tell you, OwO so you do; ^w^ ow ewse I :33 couwd -^.^ nyot >w< be in UwU that mind. -x3 WOBIN. xDD [Within] ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, ^w^ Mistwess Fowd! >w< hewe's -^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page at OwO the doow, >_> sweating ÚwÚ and xDD bwowing ÚwÚ and looking -wiwdwy, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyeeds speak with you >_> pwesentwy. -OwO FAWSTAFF. She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see me; I uWu wiww ^w^ ensconce me >_> behind -OwO the ^-^ awwas. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ do >w< so; she's :3 a vewy >_< tattwing OwO woman. -ÚwÚ [FAWSTAFF hides ^w^ himsewf] - -;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN - -What's OwO the matter? OwO How nyow! -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :3 O ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, what ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? ^w^ You'we -^.^ sham'd, >_< y'awe overthrown, >_< y'awe undonye uWu fow ever. -uWu MWS. FOWD. What's OwO the matter, good ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :3 O well-a-day, ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, having OwO an >w< honyest -man ^-^ to >_> youw xDD husband, ^-^ to ^w^ give him such cause >_> of OwO suspicion! -uWu MWS. FOWD. What cause >_> of suspicion? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. What cause >_> of suspicion? Out x3 upon you, how -x3 am I mistook in xDD you! -uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, alas, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Your >_< husband's UwU coming hithew, woman, with >w< aww -OwO the >_< officews in Windsor, ^-^ to >_> seawch uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that ^.^ he -:33 says :3 is here :3 nyow in OwO the OwO house, uWu by >_> youw ^.^ consent, ^-^ to UwU take OwO an -i-iww ^w^ advantage >_> of his x3 absence. You awe undonye. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot so, I :33 hope. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU that you ^.^ have such :3 a -man xDD hewe; uWu but 'tis UwU most ÚwÚ cewtain >_> youw >_< husband's ^w^ coming, -with half Windsor at his heels, ^-^ to >_> seawch uWu fow such :3 a ^w^ onye. I -come before ^-^ to tell you. >w< If you xDD knyow yourself clear, >_> why, -I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of xDD it; uWu but ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a fwiend ;;w;; hewe, convey, -convey him >_< out. Be ^.^ nyot amaz'd; caww >w< aww >_> youw UwU senses ^-^ to OwO you; -^w^ defend >_> youw uWu weputation, ^w^ ow ;;w;; bid faweweww ^-^ to >_> youw good life -uWu fow ever. -uWu MWS. FOWD. What uWu shaww I x3 do? Thewe :3 is :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, my dear -:3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ shame as >w< much as his ^-^ pewiw. -I xDD had wathew than :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_< out >_> of OwO the ->_< house. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< Fow shame, never ^.^ stand >_< 'you xDD had ^.^ wathew' ÚwÚ and >_< 'you -xDD had uWu wathew'! Your >_< husband's here at >w< hand; >_< bethink you >_> of ->w< some conveyance; in OwO the house you cannyot hide >_> him. :33 O, -how ^.^ have you :33 deceiv'd UwU me! Look, here :3 is :3 a ^-^ basket; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ->_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ weasonyabwe UwU statuwe, ^.^ he ^-^ may cweep in xDD hewe; ÚwÚ and thwow -;;w;; fouw winyen x3 upon ^w^ him, as ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ going ^-^ to UwU bucking, ow-it :3 is -OwO whiting-time-send him uWu by >_> youw two x3 men ^-^ to ^-^ Datchet -^-^ Mead. -uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< He's xDD too xDD big ^-^ to >w< go in ^.^ thewe. What uWu shaww I x3 do? -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> [Coming forward] >_> Wet me UwU see ;;w;; 't, let me UwU see 't. :33 O, -let me UwU see x3 't! I'll ÚwÚ in, I'll in; follow >_> youw UwU fwiend's counsew; -I'll in. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_> What, Sir uWu John Falstaff! >_> [Aside ^-^ to ^-^ FAWSTAFF] -uWu Awe ^.^ these >_> youw :3 wettews, knyight? -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^w^ PAGE] I love ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye uWu but -thee; ^w^ hewp me away.-Wet me cweep in xDD hewe; I'll nyevew- -^w^ [Gets OwO into OwO the ^-^ basket; uWu they cuvw him with ;;w;; fouw linen] -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Hewp ^-^ to cuvw >_> youw :3 mastew, ÚwÚ boy. ^-^ Caww >_> youw ^-^ men, -^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. You >_> dissembwing :3 knyight! -uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> What, UwU John! Robert! UwU John! Exit xDD WOBIN - -;;w;; We-entew UwU SEWVANTS - -Go, UwU take OwO up ^.^ these clothes ;;w;; hewe, quickwy; ^w^ whewe's OwO the -UwU coww-staff? Wook how you OwO dwumbwe. uWu Cawwy them ^-^ to OwO the waundwess -in ^-^ Datchet ;;w;; Mead; ÚwÚ quickwy, come. - -x3 Entew uWu FOWD, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS - -FOWD. ;;w;; Pway you come >w< nyeaw. >w< If I :3 suspect ^-^ without ^-^ cause, x3 why -then ^-^ make uWu spowt at uWu me, then let me >w< be >_> youw x3 jest; I deserve -it. OwO How nyow, :33 whithew bear you uWu this? -SERVANT. ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 waundwess, forsooth. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, what ^.^ have you ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 whithew uWu they bear it? -You ;;w;; wewe :33 best meddle with buck-washing. -FOWD. >w< Buck? I would I :33 couwd wash ^-^ mysewf >_> of OwO the buck! -xDD Buck, UwU buck, buck! ^-^ ay, buck! I ;;w;; wawwant you, buck; ÚwÚ and >_> of -OwO the season UwU too, ^.^ it uWu shaww appear. [Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS with -^w^ basket] Gentwemen, I ^.^ have :33 dweam'd to-night; I'll tell you my -^-^ dweam. Here, ;;w;; hewe, here >w< be my xDD keys; ;;w;; ascend my xDD chambews, ->_> seawch, seek, find >_< out. I'll ;;w;; wawwant ^w^ we'ww >_> unkennyew OwO the >w< fox. ->_> Wet me xDD stop :3 this uWu way >_> fiwst. [Wocking OwO the ;;w;; doow] UwU So, :3 nyow -uncape. -UwU PAGE. Good ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, >w< be uWu contented; you :33 wwong yourself -xDD too ^w^ much. -FOWD. ÚwÚ Twue, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. ÚwÚ Up, gentlemen, you uWu shaww UwU see uWu spowt -anyon; follow uWu me, >_< gentwemen. Exit -x3 EVANS. :3 This :3 is :3 fewy fantasticaw uWu humouws ÚwÚ and ^w^ jeawousies. ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, 'tis nyo OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of xDD Fwance; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous -in OwO Fwance. -UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, follow ^w^ him, gentlemen; UwU see OwO the xDD issue >_> of his -search. >_< Exeunt x3 EVANS, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAIUS -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot :3 a double x3 excewwency in uWu this? -uWu MWS. FOWD. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which pweases me :3 bettew, UwU that my -xDD husband :3 is :3 deceived, ^w^ ow Sir John. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. What :3 a ^-^ taking ÚwÚ was ^.^ he in when >_> youw xDD husband -ÚwÚ ask'd ^-^ who ÚwÚ was in OwO the ^.^ basket! -uWu MWS. FOWD. I x3 am half ^w^ afwaid ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of >_> washing; OwO so -^.^ thwowing him OwO into OwO the >w< watew uWu wiww ^-^ do him :3 a benefit. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Hang ^w^ him, >_< dishonyest wascaw! I would >w< aww >_> of OwO the ->_> same xDD stwain ;;w;; wewe in OwO the >_> same xDD distwess. -uWu MWS. FOWD. I ÚwÚ think my xDD husband ;;w;; hath >w< some speciaw suspicion ->_> of Falstaff's being ;;w;; hewe, uWu fow I never ^-^ saw him OwO so :3 gwoss in his -jealousy ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I uWu Wiww uWu way :3 a plot ^-^ to twy UwU that, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have -^-^ mowe tricks with :33 Fawstaff. His dissolute ^-^ disease uWu wiww scarce -^-^ obey :3 this medicine. -uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ send UwU that foowish ^-^ cawwion, ^w^ Mistwess -Quickly, ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; excuse his ^.^ thwowing OwO into OwO the ^w^ watew, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him another hope, ^-^ to :33 betway him ^-^ to another -punishment? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. We uWu wiww ^-^ do xDD it; let him >w< be x3 sent uWu fow to-morrow -eight o'cwock, ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 amends. - -;;w;; We-entew uWu FOWD, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS - -FOWD. I cannyot find him; ^-^ may >w< be OwO the ^.^ knyave ;;w;; bwagg'd >_> of UwU that -^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU compass. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^.^ FOWD] Heard you ÚwÚ that? -uWu MWS. FOWD. You ;;w;; use me well, ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, ^-^ do you? -FOWD. >w< Ay, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. -uWu MWS. FOWD. xDD Heaven ^-^ make you better than >_> youw :3 thoughts! -FOWD. UwU Amen. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. You ^-^ do yourself :3 mighty ^.^ wwong, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. -FOWD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; I >w< must bear it. -x3 EVANS. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ any pody in OwO the OwO house, ÚwÚ and in OwO the -xDD chambews, ÚwÚ and in OwO the coffers, ÚwÚ and in OwO the xDD pwesses, >w< heaven forgive -my x3 sins at OwO the :3 day >_> of judgment! ->w< CAIUS. Be ^-^ gaw, :3 nyow I :33 too; there :3 is nyo ;;w;; bodies. -UwU PAGE. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd? What -^.^ spiwit, what ^w^ deviw >_< suggests :3 this :3 imaginyation? I would ^.^ nyot UwU ha' ->_> youw distemper in :3 this >w< kind uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of Windsor -Castle. -FOWD. ^.^ 'Tis my UwU fauwt, ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; I suffer uWu fow it. -x3 EVANS. You suffer uWu fow :3 a >_> pad >_< conscience. Your UwU wife :3 is as ->w< honyest :3 a omans as I uWu wiww desires UwU among five OwO thousand, ÚwÚ and five -^-^ hundwed ^w^ too. ->w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, I UwU see 'tis OwO an >w< honyest OwO woman. -FOWD. Weww, I OwO pwomis'd you :3 a uWu dinnyew. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ wawk in -OwO the :33 Pawk. I pray you pawdon me; I uWu wiww heweaftew ^-^ make -OwO knyown ^-^ to you x3 why I ^.^ have x3 donye ÚwÚ this. ^w^ Come, xDD wife, xDD come, -^w^ Mistwess UwU Page; I pray you pawdon me; pray heartly, -pawdon >_> me. -UwU PAGE. Let's >w< go ÚwÚ in, gentlemen; ;;w;; but, xDD twust uWu me, ^w^ we'ww xDD mock >_> him. -I ^-^ do ^w^ invite you to-morrow xDD mownying ^-^ to my house ^-^ to bweakfast; -aftew, ^w^ we'ww a-biwding >_< togethew; I ^.^ have :3 a fine :3 hawk uWu fow -OwO the bush. :33 Shaww ^.^ it >w< be so? -FOWD. >w< Any >_> thing. -x3 EVANS. >w< If there :3 is one, I uWu shaww ^-^ make two in OwO the :33 company. ->w< CAIUS. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ onye ^w^ ow ^-^ two, I uWu shaww >w< make-a OwO the ;;w;; tuwd. -FOWD. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ go, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. -x3 EVANS. I pray you nyow, wemembwance to-morrow uWu on OwO the -wousy >_< knyave, >_< minye ^w^ host. ->w< CAIUS. Dat :3 is >w< good; uWu by ^-^ gaw, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -x3 EVANS. OwO A wousy >_< knyave, ^-^ to ^.^ have his xDD gibes ÚwÚ and his mockewies! ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -Before PAGE'S house - -x3 Entew x3 FENTON ÚwÚ and ANNyE :3 PAGE - -:33 FENTON. I UwU see I cannyot >_< get >w< thy >_< fathew's :33 wuv; -OwO Thewefowe nyo ^-^ mowe xDD tuwn me ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^w^ sweet x3 Nyan. -x3 ANNyE. ^.^ Awas, how ^.^ then? -:33 FENTON. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou >w< must >w< be thysewf. -ÚwÚ He doth object I x3 am xDD too gweat >_> of birth; -And UwU that, my OwO state being ÚwÚ gaww'd with my >_> expense, -I >w< seek ^-^ to ^w^ heaw ^.^ it only uWu by his wealth. -Besides :33 these, uWu othew :33 baws ^.^ he lays before uWu me, -UwU My wiots ^.^ past, my wiwd x3 societies; -And uWu tewws me 'tis :3 a xDD thing impossibwe -I shouwd love ÚwÚ thee uWu but as :3 a UwU pwopewty. -:33 ANNyE.. May >w< be ^.^ he uWu tewws you true. -:33 FENTON. No, >w< heaven OwO so ÚwÚ speed me in my UwU time ^-^ to x3 come! -:33 Awbeit I uWu wiww x3 confess >w< thy >_< fathew's wealth ->_> Was OwO the ^.^ fiwst uWu motive UwU that I woo'd ^.^ thee, Annye; -xDD Yet, :3 wooing ^.^ thee, I ;;w;; found ÚwÚ thee >_> of ^-^ mowe >_< vawue ->w< Than ^.^ stamps in ^.^ gowd, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ sums in ;;w;; seawed bags; -And 'tis OwO the vewy riches >_> of thyself -:33 That :3 nyow I ^-^ aim OwO at. -x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; Gentwe ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, ->_> Yet >w< seek my >_< fathew's :33 wuv; still >w< seek it, sir. ->w< If opportunity ÚwÚ and humbwest suit -Cannyot attain it, x3 why then-hawk you hithew. -^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] - -x3 Entew >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY - -SHALLOW. :33 Bweak theiw talk, ^w^ Mistwess UwU Quickwy; my x3 kinsman -uWu shaww speak uWu fow :3 himsewf. -SLENDER. I'll ^-^ make :3 a shaft ^w^ ow :3 a >_< bowt uWu on 't; 'slid, 'tis uWu but -^w^ ventuwing. -SHALLOW. Be ^.^ nyot dismay'd. -SLENDER. No, ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< dismay >_> me. I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that, -uWu but UwU that I x3 am >w< afeawd. -QUICKWY. UwU Hawk >_< ye, ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew would speak :3 a >_> wowd -with you. -x3 ANNyE. I come ^-^ to >_> him. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is my >_< fathew's x3 choice. -:33 O, what :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of :3 viwe uWu iww-favouw'd faults -Looks xDD handsome in three ^-^ hundwed >w< pounds :3 a :33 yeaw! -QUICKWY. And how OwO does good ^-^ Mastew UwU Fenton? ;;w;; Pway you, :3 a ->_> wowd with you. -SHALLOW. x3 She's UwU coming; ^-^ to UwU hew, >_> coz. :3 O OwO boy, :3 thou xDD hadst :3 a -^-^ fathew! -SLENDER. I xDD had :3 a fathew, ^w^ Mistwess Annye; my uncwe can tell -you good :33 jests >_> of >_> him. ;;w;; Pway you, uncwe, tell ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye -OwO the ÚwÚ jest how my fathew stole two ^-^ geese >_< out >_> of :3 a >_> pen, good -:3 uncwe. -SHALLOW. ^w^ Mistwess UwU Annye, my cousin loves you. -SLENDER. >w< Ay, UwU that I do; as ;;w;; weww as I love ^-^ any ^-^ woman in ->_< Gwoucestewshiwe. -SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww maintain you >_< wike :3 a gentwewoman. -SLENDER. >w< Ay, UwU that I uWu wiww come ÚwÚ cut ÚwÚ and >w< wongtaiw, uWu undew OwO the -degree >_> of :3 a squiwe. -SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^-^ make you :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty >w< pounds -UwU jointuwe. -x3 ANNyE. Good ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, let him ^w^ woo uWu fow :3 himsewf. -SHALLOW. x3 Mawwy, I :3 thank you uWu fow xDD it; I :3 thank you uWu fow UwU that -good uWu comfowt. She calls you, ^w^ coz; I'll xDD weave you. -x3 ANNyE. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Swendew- -SLENDER. Nyow, good ^w^ Mistwess uWu Annye- -x3 ANNyE. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? -SLENDER. UwU My ^-^ Wiww! 'Od's heawtwings, that's :3 a pwetty ÚwÚ jest -uWu indeed! I :33 nye'ew :3 made my uWu wiww >_> yet, I :3 thank ^-^ heaven; I x3 am ^.^ nyot -such :3 a sickly creature, I ^w^ give >w< heaven :3 pwaise. -x3 ANNyE. I >_> mean, ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, what would you with x3 me? -SLENDER. Twuwy, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own part I would wittwe ^w^ ow nyothing -with you. Your fathew ÚwÚ and my uncwe ;;w;; hath :3 made >_< motions; -^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be my OwO wuck, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, x3 happy man >w< be his dole! ^.^ They -can tell you how >w< things >w< go better than I ^.^ can. You ^-^ may ÚwÚ ask ->_> youw uWu fathew; here ^.^ he comes. - -x3 Entew :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE - -UwU PAGE. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew Slender! ^-^ Wuv ^w^ him, daughter uWu Annye- -ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, what OwO does ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton hewe? -You :33 wwong uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; thus still ^-^ to ^.^ haunt my >_< house. -I told you, ;;w;; siw, my daughter :3 is dispos'd >_> of. -:33 FENTON. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> impatient. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Good ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to my chiwd. -UwU PAGE. She :3 is nyo ^-^ match uWu fow you. -:33 FENTON. >_> Siw, uWu wiww you hear x3 me? -UwU PAGE. No, good ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton. -^w^ Come, ^-^ Mastew Shallow; xDD come, :3 son ^.^ Swendew; in. -:33 Knyowing my UwU mind, you :33 wwong uWu me, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER -QUICKWY. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page. -:33 FENTON. Good ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, uWu fow UwU that I love >_> youw daughter -UwU In such :3 a righteous ^.^ fashion as I uWu do, -Pewfowce, x3 against >w< aww uWu checks, >_< webukes, ÚwÚ and xDD mannyews, -I >w< must ^.^ advance OwO the colours >_> of my love, -And ^.^ nyot >w< wetiwe. >_> Wet me ^.^ have >_> youw good uWu wiww. -x3 ANNyE. Good mothew, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy me ^-^ to yond >_> foow. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I UwU mean ^.^ it not; I >w< seek you :3 a better >_> husband. -QUICKWY. ^.^ That's my :3 mastew, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. -x3 ANNyE. ^.^ Awas, I xDD had wathew >w< be xDD set uWu quick >w< i' th' xDD eawth. -And bowl'd ^-^ to death with turnips. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, twoubwe ^.^ nyot OwO youwsewf. Good ^-^ Mastew -^-^ Fenton, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> youw OwO fwiend, :3 nyow enemy; -UwU My daughter uWu wiww I xDD question how ^.^ she loves you, -And as I find UwU hew, OwO so x3 am I ÚwÚ affected; -;;w;; Tiww then, ^.^ faweweww, siw; ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< go in; -Her fathew uWu wiww >w< be xDD angwy. -:33 FENTON. Faweweww, gentwe UwU mistwess; ^.^ faweweww, x3 Nyan. ->_< Exeunt uWu MWS. :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and ANNyE -QUICKWY. :3 This :3 is my UwU doing nyow: UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said I OwO 'wiww you UwU cast -away >_> youw >w< chiwd uWu on :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 physician? Wook uWu on -^-^ Mastew Fenton.' :3 This :3 is my doing. -:33 FENTON. I :3 thank thee; ÚwÚ and I pray ^.^ thee, UwU once ^.^ to-nyight ->w< Give my ^w^ sweet Nan :3 this OwO wing. There's uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. -QUICKWY. Nyow xDD Heaven ^-^ send ÚwÚ thee good xDD fowtunye! xDD [Exit ->_> FENTON] OwO A >w< kind OwO heawt ^.^ he ;;w;; hath; :3 a ^-^ woman would run OwO thwough -x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >w< watew uWu fow such :3 a >w< kind ÚwÚ heawt. But ÚwÚ yet I would my -^w^ mastew xDD had ^w^ Mistwess Annye; ^w^ ow I would ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew xDD had -UwU hew; ;;w;; ow, in UwU sooth, I would ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton xDD had UwU hew; I uWu wiww -^-^ do what I can uWu fow them >w< aww ^w^ thwee, uWu fow OwO so I ^.^ have ^-^ pwomis'd, -ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be as good as my ^w^ wowd; uWu but speciouswy uWu fow ^-^ Mastew -uWu Fenton. Weww, I >w< must >_> of another ewwand ^-^ to Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff -^-^ fwom my two :3 mistwesses. What :3 a beast x3 am I ^-^ to swack ^.^ it! -Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 5. - -The Garter Inn - -x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH - -OwO FAWSTAFF. Bardolph, I :33 say! -:33 BAWDOWPH. Here, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch me :3 a quart >_> of :33 sack; >w< put :3 a >w< toast in 't. -Exit BAWDOWPH ->_< Have I uWu wiv'd ^-^ to >w< be xDD cawwied in :3 a basket, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bawwow >_> of -:3 butchew's ;;w;; offaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ thwown in OwO the :3 Thames? Weww, ^-^ if -I >w< be sewv'd such another uWu twick, I'll ^.^ have my >w< bwains ta'en >_< out -ÚwÚ and buttew'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give them ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ dog uWu fow :3 a nyew-yeaw's xDD gift. -The uWu wogues swighted me OwO into OwO the >_> wivew with as wittwe >w< wemowse -as uWu they would ^.^ have ÚwÚ dwown'd :3 a uWu bwind >w< bitch's puppies, ^w^ fifteen ->w< i' th' litter; ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may xDD knyow uWu by my UwU size UwU that I ^.^ have -:3 a >w< kind >_> of alacrity in ÚwÚ sinking; ^-^ if OwO the xDD bottom ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ deep as -heww I shouwd down. I xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ dwown'd uWu but UwU that OwO the showe -ÚwÚ was ;;w;; shewvy ÚwÚ and shallow-a death UwU that I ÚwÚ abhow; uWu fow OwO the >w< watew -swells :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and what :3 a xDD thing shouwd I ^.^ have >_< been when -xDD had >_< been swell'd! I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ^.^ mountain >_> of ->_> mummy. - -;;w;; We-entew ^w^ BAWDOWPH, with sack - -:33 BAWDOWPH. Here's ^w^ Mistwess Quickly, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to speak with you -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, let me pouw in >w< some sack ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Thames -water; uWu fow my >_> bewwy's as x3 cowd as ^-^ if I xDD had swawwow'd -snyowbawws uWu fow piwws ^-^ to cool OwO the :33 weins. ^-^ Caww xDD hew in. -:33 BAWDOWPH. Come ÚwÚ in, OwO woman. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY - -QUICKWY. By >_> youw :33 weave; I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. >w< Give >_> youw -wowship good mowwow. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Take away ^.^ these chawices. Go, brew me :3 a pottwe ->_> of sack ^w^ finyewy. -:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 With :3 eggs, sir? -OwO FAWSTAFF. Simple >_> of itself; I'll nyo pullet-sperm in my -brewage. xDD [Exit x3 BAWDOWPH] OwO How nyow! -QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I come ^-^ to >_> youw wowship ^-^ fwom ^w^ Mistwess -uWu Fowd. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess Fowd! I ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ fowd enyough; I ÚwÚ was -^-^ thwown OwO into OwO the >_< fowd; I ^.^ have my :33 bewwy :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ fowd. -QUICKWY. Awas OwO the day, good xDD heawt, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot xDD hew x3 fauwt! -She OwO does OwO so UwU take uWu on with xDD hew ^w^ men; uWu they mistook theiw -x3 ewection. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ So >_> did I ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ to build x3 upon :3 a foowish :3 woman's ->w< pwomise. -QUICKWY. Weww, ^.^ she waments, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow it, UwU that ^.^ it would ^-^ yeawn ->_> youw OwO heawt ^-^ to UwU see it. Her xDD husband :33 goes :3 this xDD mownying ->w< a-biwding; ^.^ she desires you UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to come ^-^ to xDD hew :3 between -eight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyinye; I >w< must carry xDD hew >_> wowd ^w^ quickwy. >w< She'ww ^-^ make -you ;;w;; amends, I ;;w;; wawwant you. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, I uWu Wiww >w< visit :3 hew. >_> Teww xDD hew >w< so; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid xDD hew -ÚwÚ think what :3 a man is. >_> Wet xDD hew consider his OwO fwaiwty, ÚwÚ and then -;;w;; judge >_> of my mewit. -QUICKWY. I uWu wiww tell :3 hew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Do ÚwÚ so. >w< Between :33 nyinye ÚwÚ and ten, xDD say'st thou? -QUICKWY. OwO Eight ÚwÚ and >_> nyinye, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, >w< be gone; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ miss :3 hew. -QUICKWY. xDD Peace >w< be with you, sir. Exit -OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 mawvew I hear ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; ^.^ he x3 sent me ->_> wowd ^-^ to stay within. I >_< wike his money :33 weww. :33 O, here ^.^ he -comes. - -x3 Entew FORD uWu disguised - -FOWD. ^w^ Bwess you, :3 siw! -OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, you come ^-^ to xDD knyow what -;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd :3 between me ÚwÚ and Ford's x3 wife? -FOWD. That, :3 indeed, Sir :33 John, :3 is my :33 businyess. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot lie ^-^ to OwO you; I ÚwÚ was at xDD hew -house OwO the hour ^.^ she appointed >_> me. -FOWD. And OwO sped you, sir? -OwO FAWSTAFF. Very :3 iww-favouwedwy, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. -FOWD. OwO How so, siw; >_> did ^.^ she >_> change xDD hew determination? -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Nyo. ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; uWu but OwO the :3 peaking :33 cownyuto xDD hew -xDD husband, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, dwelling in :3 a continyuaw xDD 'wawum >_> of -jealousy, comes me in OwO the x3 instant >_> of ouw, uWu encountew, aftew -^-^ we xDD had :3 embwac'd, ^-^ kiss'd, >_> pwotested, :3 and, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, xDD spoke -OwO the ^w^ pwowogue >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< comedy; ÚwÚ and at his ^.^ heews :3 a rabble >_> of his -UwU companyions, thithew provoked ÚwÚ and instigated uWu by his -^w^ distempew, :3 and, :33 fowsooth, ^-^ to >_> seawch his house uWu fow his :3 wife's -wuv. -FOWD. >_> What, >_< whiwe you ;;w;; wewe thewe? -OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Whiwe I ÚwÚ was ^.^ thewe. -FOWD. And >_> did ^.^ he >_> seawch uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find you? -OwO FAWSTAFF. You uWu shaww heaw. UwU As good xDD wuck would ^.^ have it, comes -in ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, gives ;;w;; intewwigence >_> of Ford's approach; -:3 and, in xDD hew ÚwÚ invention ÚwÚ and Ford's :3 wife's UwU distwaction, uWu they -uWu convey'd me OwO into :3 a :3 buck-basket. -FOWD. OwO A ^-^ buck-basket! -OwO FAWSTAFF. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 a ^-^ buck-basket! Ramm'd me in with -;;w;; fouw uWu shiwts ÚwÚ and smocks, ;;w;; socks, ;;w;; fouw stockings, xDD gweasy -napkins, UwU that, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, there ÚwÚ was OwO the rankest compound ->_> of >_< viwwainyous smell UwU that >w< evew uWu offended :33 nyostwiw. -FOWD. And how wong uWu way you thewe? -OwO FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww OwO heaw, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, what I ^.^ have -suffer'd ^-^ to bwing :3 this ^-^ woman ^-^ to evil uWu fow >_> youw :33 good. >_> Being -;;w;; thus cwamm'd in OwO the basket, :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of Ford's knaves, his -uWu hinds, ;;w;; wewe xDD caww'd :3 fowth uWu by theiw ^w^ mistwess ^-^ to carry me in -OwO the name >_> of ;;w;; fouw clothes ^-^ to ^-^ Datchet ^w^ Wanye; uWu they took me uWu on -theiw shoulders; met OwO the x3 jeawous ^.^ knyave theiw ^w^ mastew in OwO the -uWu doow; ^-^ who ÚwÚ ask'd them UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice what uWu they xDD had in theiw -x3 basket. I quak'd uWu fow ;;w;; feaw west OwO the UwU wunyatic ^.^ knyave would ^.^ have -search'd xDD it; uWu but ÚwÚ Fate, >w< owdainying ^.^ he shouwd >w< be :3 a ^w^ cuckowd, -held his hand. Weww, uWu on went ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a >_> seawch, ÚwÚ and away -went I uWu fow ;;w;; fouw cwothes. But mark OwO the ÚwÚ sequew, ^-^ Mastew -Brook-I x3 suffewed OwO the >w< pangs >_> of three uWu sevewaw >_< deaths: :33 fiwst, -OwO an intolerable OwO fwight ^-^ to >w< be detected with :3 a x3 jeawous rotten -beww-wethew; nyext, ^-^ to >w< be compass'd >_< wike :3 a good x3 biwbo in OwO the -OwO ciwcumfewence >_> of :3 a >_< peck, hiwt ^-^ to ^w^ point, >_< heew ^-^ to ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ and -then, ^-^ to >w< be stopp'd ÚwÚ in, >_< wike :3 a >w< stwong xDD distiwwation, with -uWu stinking clothes UwU that ^.^ fwetted in theiw >_> own gwease. :33 Think >_> of UwU that -UwU -a man >_> of my ^.^ kidnyey. :33 Think >_> of that-that x3 am as :33 subject ^-^ to -heat as buttew; :3 a man >_> of continyuaw x3 dissowution ÚwÚ and OwO thaw. ^w^ It -ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< miwacwe ^-^ to ^w^ scape ^w^ suffocation. And in OwO the >_< height >_> of -:3 this x3 bath, when I ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe than hawf-stew'd in uWu gwease, >_< wike -:3 a Dutch dish, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ thwown OwO into OwO the Thames, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ coow'd, -;;w;; gwowing hot, in UwU that uWu suwge, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ howse-shoe; ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU that -uWu -hissing UwU hot. :33 Think >_> of UwU that, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. -FOWD. UwU In good uWu sadnyess, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that uWu fow my :33 sake you -^.^ have suffer'd >w< aww ÚwÚ this. UwU My ^.^ suit, then, :3 is >w< despewate; -^w^ you'ww >_< undewtake xDD hew nyo more. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ thwown OwO into Etna, as I -^.^ have >_< been OwO into Thames, ewe I uWu wiww xDD weave xDD hew OwO thus. Her -xDD husband :3 is :3 this xDD mownying gonye >w< a-biwding; I ^.^ have >_< weceived ^-^ fwom -xDD hew another >_< embassy >_> of :3 meeting; :33 'twixt eight ÚwÚ and :33 nyinye :3 is -OwO the xDD houw, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. -FOWD. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ past eight uWu awweady, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is it? I uWu Wiww then OwO addwess me ^-^ to my ^.^ appointment. -Come ^-^ to me at >_> youw UwU convenyient leisure, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww -xDD knyow how I ÚwÚ speed; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> concwusion uWu shaww >w< be crowned -with >_> youw xDD enjoying :3 hew. OwO Adieu. You uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU hew, ^-^ Mastew -OwO Bwook; ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, you uWu shaww uWu cuckowd uWu Fowd. Exit -FOWD. Hum! ^-^ ha! ^-^ Is :3 this :3 a vision? ^-^ Is :3 this :3 a uWu dweam? Do I xDD sweep? -^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, uWu awake; >_< awake, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. There's :3 a hole -:3 made in >_> youw :33 best UwU coat, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. :3 This 'tis ^-^ to >w< be -ÚwÚ mawwied; :3 this 'tis ^-^ to ^.^ have winyen ÚwÚ and buck-baskets! Weww, I uWu wiww -:3 pwocwaim ^-^ mysewf what I ^.^ am; I uWu wiww :3 nyow UwU take OwO the lecher; ^.^ he -:3 is at my >_< house. ÚwÚ He cannyot ^w^ scape me; 'tis impossibwe ^.^ he ->w< shouwd; ^.^ he cannyot cweep OwO into :3 a OwO hawfpenny >_> puwse :3 nyow OwO into -:3 a ;;w;; peppew :3 box. But, west OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU that ;;w;; guides him shouwd aid -^w^ him, I uWu wiww >_> seawch impossibwe >_> pwaces. ^-^ Though what I x3 am I -cannyot ;;w;; avoid, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< be what I would ^.^ nyot uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make -me :33 tame. >w< If I ^.^ have howns ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ onye >_< mad, let OwO the OwO pwuvwb ->w< go with ;;w;; me-I'ww >w< be ^w^ hown ^w^ mad. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. - -Windsor. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS QUICKWY, ÚwÚ and WIWWIAM - -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ Is ^.^ he at ^-^ Mastew Ford's uWu awweady, think'st thou? -QUICKWY. >w< Suwe ^.^ he :3 is uWu by ^.^ this; ^w^ ow uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; pwesentwy; uWu but ^.^ twuwy -^.^ he :3 is vewy courageous mad about his ^.^ thwowing OwO into OwO the -watew. ^w^ Mistwess xDD Fowd desires you ^-^ to come suddenly. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I'll >w< be with xDD hew uWu by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by; I'll uWu but bwing my -x3 young man here ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. Wook xDD whewe his ^w^ mastew >w< comes; -'tis :3 a playing day, I :3 see. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS - -OwO How nyow, Sir ;;w;; Hugh, nyo ÚwÚ schoow uWu to-day? -x3 EVANS. Nyo; ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew :3 is let OwO the :3 boys xDD weave ^-^ to play. -QUICKWY. Blessing >_> of his >_< heawt! -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Sir ;;w;; Hugh, my xDD husband :33 says my :3 son pwofits -nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd at his ^.^ book; I pray you ÚwÚ ask him >w< some -UwU questions in his ÚwÚ accidence. -x3 EVANS. Come hithew, :3 Wiwwiam; howd OwO up >_> youw ÚwÚ head; come. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Come OwO on, ;;w;; siwwah; howd OwO up >_> youw ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ answew >_> youw -master; >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. -x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, how many ÚwÚ nyumbews :3 is in nyouns? -UwU WIWWIAM. ^-^ Two. -QUICKWY. Twuwy, I ^w^ thought there xDD had >_< been ^-^ onye ÚwÚ nyumbew -:3 mowe, ^.^ because uWu they uWu say 'Od's nyouns.' -x3 EVANS. xDD Peace >_> youw tattwings. What :3 is x3 'faiw,' UwU Wiwwiam? -UwU WIWWIAM. x3 Puwchew. -QUICKWY. Polecats! Thewe awe ^-^ faiwew >w< things than ^w^ powecats, -sure. -x3 EVANS. You awe :3 a vewy simplicity oman; I pray you, ^-^ peace. -What :3 is :33 'wapis,' UwU Wiwwiam? -UwU WIWWIAM. OwO A >_> stonye. -x3 EVANS. And what :3 is UwU 'a uWu stonye,' UwU Wiwwiam? -UwU WIWWIAM. OwO A pebble. -x3 EVANS. No, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; 'wapis'; I pray you wemembew in >_> youw prain. -UwU WIWWIAM. Lapis. -x3 EVANS. :33 That :3 is :3 a good ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. What :3 is >_< he, ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, UwU that -OwO does lend ^w^ awticwes? -UwU WIWWIAM. ;;w;; Awticwes awe OwO bowwowed >_> of OwO the pwonyoun, ÚwÚ and >w< be -;;w;; thus ^-^ decwinyed: Singuwawitew, nominativo; xDD hic, x3 haec, x3 hoc. -x3 EVANS. Nominativo, ÚwÚ hig, x3 hag, UwU hog; pray you, :33 mawk: genitivo, -OwO hujus. Weww, what :3 is >_> youw >_< accusative UwU case? -UwU WIWWIAM. x3 Accusativo, ^-^ hinc. -x3 EVANS. I pray you, ^.^ have >_> youw x3 wemembwance, chiwd. -x3 Accusativo, UwU hung, uWu hang, ^w^ hog. -QUICKWY. 'Hang-hog' :3 is Watin uWu fow UwU bacon, I ;;w;; wawwant you. -x3 EVANS. Weave >_> youw >w< pwabbwes, oman. What :3 is OwO the ^w^ focative -^-^ case, UwU Wiwwiam? -UwU WIWWIAM. uWu O-vocativo, O. -x3 EVANS. :3 Wemembew, Wiwwiam: ^w^ focative :3 is ^w^ cawet. -QUICKWY. And that's :3 a good ^.^ woot. -x3 EVANS. Oman, ^w^ fowbeaw. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Peace. -x3 EVANS. What :3 is >_> youw xDD genyitive UwU case plural, UwU Wiwwiam? -UwU WIWWIAM. Genyitive UwU case? -x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ Ay. -UwU WIWWIAM. >_< Genyitive: >_> howum, xDD hawum, howum. -QUICKWY. >w< Vengeance >_> of >w< Jenny's >_< case; ^-^ fie uWu on her! uWu Nyevew -name UwU hew, OwO chiwd, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be :3 a whowe. -x3 EVANS. >_< Fow shame, oman. -QUICKWY. uWu YOU ^-^ do i-iww ^-^ to teach OwO the >w< chiwd such wowds. ÚwÚ He -ÚwÚ teaches him ^-^ to uWu hick ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ hack, ;;w;; which they'll ^-^ do fast -enough >_> of :3 themsewves; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to caww uWu 'howum'; ^-^ fie x3 upon xDD you! -x3 EVANS. Oman, art :3 thou >w< wunyatics? xDD Hast :3 thou nyo OwO undewstandings -uWu fow >w< thy cases, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of OwO the OwO gendews? Thou -art as foowish ÚwÚ Chwistian cweatuwes as I would desiwes. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Pwithee howd >w< thy ^-^ peace. -x3 EVANS. Show me nyow, ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, >w< some ;;w;; decwensions >_> of >_> youw -:33 pwonyouns. -UwU WIWWIAM. ÚwÚ Fowsooth, I ^.^ have ^-^ fowgot. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is :33 qui, ;;w;; quae, uWu quod; ^-^ if you ^-^ fowget >_> youw >_< qui's, >_> youw -OwO quae's, ÚwÚ and >_> youw quod's, you >w< must >w< be preeches. uWu Go >_> youw -^-^ ways ÚwÚ and xDD pway; ^.^ go. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a better :3 schowaw than I ^w^ thought ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. -x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a good sprag :33 memowy. Faweweww, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Adieu, good Sir x3 Hugh. Exit ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH -UwU Get you home, ÚwÚ boy. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we stay xDD too UwU wong. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - ->_< FOWD'S house - -x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD - -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, >_> youw UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath eaten OwO up my -uWu suffewance. I UwU see you awe ^w^ obsequious in >_> youw love, ÚwÚ and I -UwU pwofess requital ^-^ to :3 a haiw's bweadth; ^.^ nyot only, ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, in -OwO the ÚwÚ simpwe >w< office >_> of love, uWu but in >w< aww OwO the ^w^ accoutwement, -OwO compwement, ÚwÚ and >_< cewemony >_> of it. But awe you ^w^ suwe >_> of >_> youw -xDD husband ^w^ nyow? -uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< He's >_> a-biwding, ^w^ sweet Sir John. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD [Within] What UwU hoa, ^.^ gossip >_< Fowd, what >_< hoa! -uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 Step OwO into th' chambew, Sir John. Exit ^-^ FAWSTAFF - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE - -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, sweetheart, :33 who's at UwU home >w< besides -:3 youwsewf? -uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, UwU nyonye uWu but >_< minye >_> own :33 peopwe. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :33 Indeed? -uWu MWS. FOWD. No, UwU cewtainwy. >_> [Aside ^-^ to :3 hew] ^w^ Speak louder. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Twuwy, I x3 am OwO so ^.^ gwad you ^.^ have nyobody here. -uWu MWS. FOWD. Why? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, woman, >_> youw xDD husband :3 is in his ^.^ owd ^.^ wunyes -again. ÚwÚ He OwO so ^-^ takes uWu on :33 yondew with my ^-^ husband; OwO so >_> waiws -x3 against >w< aww married >_< mankind; OwO so cuwses OwO an >w< Eve's daughtews, ->_> of what complexion soever; ÚwÚ and OwO so buffets ^-^ himsewf uWu on OwO the -forehead, cwying 'Peer-out, >_< peew-out!' UwU that ^-^ any UwU madnyess I ->w< evew ÚwÚ yet x3 behewd >w< seem'd uWu but ;;w;; tamenyess, civility, ÚwÚ and >_> patience, -^-^ to :3 this his distemper ^.^ he :3 is in OwO nyow. I x3 am ^.^ gwad OwO the UwU fat x3 knyight -:3 is ^.^ nyot here. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, OwO does ^.^ he talk >_> of OwO him? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. x3 Of UwU nyonye uWu but him; ÚwÚ and >_< sweaws ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD cawwied out, -OwO the last UwU time ^.^ he search'd uWu fow ^w^ him, in :3 a ^-^ basket; UwU pwotests ^-^ to -my xDD husband ^.^ he :3 is :3 nyow xDD hewe; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn him ÚwÚ and OwO the -west >_> of theiw >_> company ^-^ fwom theiw sport, ^-^ to ^-^ make another -^w^ expewiment >_> of his ^w^ suspicion. But I x3 am ^.^ gwad OwO the x3 knyight :3 is ^.^ nyot -xDD hewe; :3 nyow ^.^ he uWu shaww UwU see his >_> own xDD foowewy. -uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How ;;w;; nyeaw :3 is >_< he, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD Hawd >_> by, at uWu stweet :3 end; ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be here x3 anyon. -uWu MWS. FOWD. I x3 am undonye: OwO the x3 knyight :3 is here. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, then, you awe >_> uttewwy ^.^ sham'd, ÚwÚ and :33 he's uWu but -:3 a UwU dead xDD man. What :3 a ^-^ woman awe xDD you! :3 Away with ^w^ him, -away with him; better ÚwÚ shame than murder. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ^w^ Which uWu way shouwd ^.^ he go? OwO How shouwd I bestow -OwO him? :33 Shaww I >w< put him OwO into OwO the basket OwO again? - -;;w;; We-entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF - -OwO FAWSTAFF. No, I'll come nyo ^-^ mowe >w< i' th' x3 basket. May I ^.^ nyot >w< go ->_< out ewe ^.^ he ^.^ come? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^.^ Awas, three >_> of ^-^ Mastew Ford's bwothews watch OwO the -xDD doow with >_> pistows, UwU that UwU nyonye uWu shaww xDD issue ^-^ out; otherwise you -UwU might :33 swip away ewe ^.^ he x3 came. But what ^-^ make you hewe? -OwO FAWSTAFF. What uWu shaww I x3 do? I'll cweep OwO up OwO into OwO the chimnyey. -uWu MWS. FOWD. Thewe uWu they :33 awways ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< dischawge theiw +ROBIN. OwO My >_< Mastew Sir John >_> is come uWu in uWu at x3 youw back-doow, +Mistress :33 Fowd, ÚwÚ and uWu wequests x3 youw UwU company. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> You xDD wittwe OwO Jack-a-Went, uWu have xDD you :33 been true to us? +ROBIN. Ay, I'll be swown. OwO My >_< mastew xDD knyows nyot of x3 youw +^.^ being UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and hath threat'ned to put ;;w;; me x3 into everlasting +>w< wibewty, >_> if UwU I tell xDD you of uWu it; fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweaws he'ww turn ;;w;; me xDD away. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; 'wt :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ this secrecy of ^.^ thinye UwU shaww +be :3 a ^w^ taiwow to ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww >_< make uWu thee :3 a x3 nyew ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and +x3 hose. I'll OwO go hide x3 me. +:33 MWS. FORD. Do :3 so. Go tell >w< thy >_< mastew UwU I ^w^ am >_< awonye. ;;w;; [Exit +>_> WOBIN] Mistress >_> Page, remember xDD you x3 youw >_< cue. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU I :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee; >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot ;;w;; act :33 it, xDD hiss x3 me. +uWu Exit :33 MWS. ^.^ PAGE +:33 MWS. FORD. Go ^.^ to, :33 then; we'll use ÚwÚ this ^.^ unwhowesome +UwU humidity, ÚwÚ this gwoss ^.^ wat'wy ^.^ pumpion; we'll >_< teach ^.^ him to +^.^ knyow >_> tuwtwes from UwU jays. + +Entew FALSTAFF + +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Have UwU I caught ÚwÚ thee, x3 my ^-^ heavenwy uWu jewew? +Why, nyow wet ;;w;; me >_> die, fow UwU I uWu have liv'd ^-^ wong >_< enyough; ÚwÚ this >_> is +x3 the pewiod of x3 my ^.^ ambition. x3 O ÚwÚ this blessed houw! +:33 MWS. FORD. x3 O x3 sweet Sir John! +>_> FAWSTAFF. Mistress :33 Fowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :33 cog, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; pwate, +Mistress x3 Fowd. Now UwU shaww UwU I x3 sin uWu in x3 my uWu wish; UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< thy +:33 husband :3 wewe UwU dead; I'll speak >w< it >w< befowe x3 the best uWu wowd, UwU I +^.^ wouwd >_< make uWu thee x3 my >_> wady. +:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I x3 youw UwU wady, Sir ^w^ John? ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I >_> shouwd be :3 a ^w^ pitifuw +>_> wady. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Let x3 the court of Fwance x3 show ;;w;; me xDD such anyothew. UwU I +>_> see >w< how ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye ^.^ wouwd emulate x3 the UwU diamond; xDD thou x3 hast +x3 the >w< wight arched beauty of x3 the ^w^ bwow :3 that x3 becomes x3 the +ship-tiwe, x3 the tiwe-vawiant, ow xDD any tire of Venyetian ÚwÚ admittance. +:33 MWS. FORD. ^-^ A uWu pwain :33 kewchief, Sir John; x3 my ^w^ bwows :33 become +>_< nyothing else, nor :3 that weww >_> nyeithew. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, xDD thou awt :3 a tyrant to >_> say so; xDD thou +wouldst >_< make >w< an ^w^ absowute couwtiew, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< fiwm >_> fixtuwe of +>w< thy :33 foot ^.^ wouwd UwU give >w< an :3 excewwent >_> motion to >w< thy :33 gait uWu in :3 a +OwO semi-ciwcwed farthingale. UwU I >_> see >_> what xDD thou >w< wewt, >_> if :33 Fowtunye +>w< thy foe uWu wewe, nyot OwO Nyatuwe, >w< thy :3 fwiend. ^.^ Come, xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot +hide :3 it. +:33 MWS. FORD. :3 Bewieve uWu me, there's nyo xDD such ^.^ thing uWu in x3 me. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What UwU made ;;w;; me wuv thee? Let :3 that :33 pewsuade uWu thee +there's ^-^ something extwa-owdinyawy uWu in thee. ^.^ Come, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot +:33 cog, ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD thou awt ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and :3 that, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU many of these +>_> wisping hawthown-buds :3 that come ^.^ wike x3 women uWu in men's +^w^ appawew, ÚwÚ and smell ^.^ wike xDD Buckwewsbuwy uWu in :33 simpwe time; UwU I +cannot; >_> but UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee, >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and xDD thou desewv'st :3 it. +:33 MWS. FORD. Do nyot ÚwÚ betway uWu me, siw; UwU I feaw xDD you wuv Mistress +^.^ Page. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ mightst >_< as weww >_> say UwU I wuv to UwU wawk ^.^ by x3 the +Countew-gate, which >_> is >_< as hateful to ;;w;; me >_< as x3 the >_< week of :3 a +lime-kiln. +:33 MWS. FORD. xDD Weww, heaven xDD knyows >w< how UwU I wuv uWu you; ÚwÚ and xDD you +UwU shaww one day find :3 it. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Keep uWu in :3 that xDD mind; I'll OwO desewve :3 it. +:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, UwU I ^w^ must tell UwU you, UwU so xDD you do; ow >_> ewse UwU I couwd +nyot be uWu in :3 that :33 mind. +ROBIN. :33 [Within] Mistress :33 Fowd, Mistress ^w^ Fowd! hewe's +Mistress uWu Page uWu at x3 the door, :3 sweating ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwowing ÚwÚ and ^w^ wooking +OwO wiwdwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >_< nyeeds speak with xDD you presently. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :33 She UwU shaww nyot >_> see OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww :33 ensconce ;;w;; me x3 behind +x3 the arras. +:33 MWS. FORD. >_> Pway UwU you, UwU do so; ^w^ she's :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ tattwing uWu woman. +[FALSTAFF OwO hides uWu himsewf] + +^.^ We-entew xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and ROBIN + +x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? How >_< nyow! +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. x3 O Mistress :33 Fowd, >_> what uWu have xDD you done? uWu You'we +ÚwÚ sham'd, ;;w;; y'awe uvwthwown, ;;w;; y'awe ÚwÚ undonye fow ever. +:33 MWS. FORD. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, ÚwÚ good Mistress Page? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. x3 O xDD weww-a-day, Mistress :33 Fowd, xDD having >w< an xDD honyest +x3 man to x3 youw ^.^ husband, to UwU give ^.^ him xDD such cause of >w< suspicion! +:33 MWS. FORD. >_> What cause of ^-^ suspicion? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> What cause of ^-^ suspicion? UwU Out ;;w;; upon UwU you, >w< how +^w^ am UwU I >_> mistook uWu in you! +:33 MWS. FORD. Why, :3 awas, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. uWu Youw husband's xDD coming hithew, ^w^ woman, with aww +x3 the ^w^ officews uWu in ^w^ Windsow, to ^-^ seawch fow :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that ^.^ he +;;w;; says >_> is OwO hewe nyow uWu in x3 the house, ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ consent, to OwO take >w< an +:33 iww ^w^ advantage of :33 his OwO absence. >_> You OwO awe >_< undonye. +:33 MWS. FORD. 'Tis nyot >_> so, UwU I ^-^ hope. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> Pway heaven >w< it be nyot UwU so :3 that xDD you uWu have xDD such :3 a +x3 man ^.^ hewe; >_> but UwU 'tis UwU most xDD cewtain x3 youw husband's uWu coming, +with half ^-^ Windsow uWu at :33 his heews, to ^-^ seawch fow xDD such :3 a onye. UwU I +come >w< befowe to tell OwO you. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> youwsewf cweaw, >w< why, +UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of uWu it; >_> but >_> if xDD you uWu have :3 a :33 fwiend UwU hewe, ^w^ convey, +:33 convey ^.^ him OwO out. ^w^ Be nyot ^-^ amaz'd; caww aww x3 youw :33 senses to uWu you; +;;w;; defend x3 youw weputation, ow bid >_< faweweww to x3 youw ÚwÚ good >w< wife +fow ever. +:33 MWS. FORD. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a gentweman, x3 my uWu deaw +fwiend; ÚwÚ and UwU I feaw nyot >_< minye UwU own ^-^ shame >_< as much >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ pewiw. +UwU I xDD had rather than :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 out of x3 the +ÚwÚ house. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. For UwU shame, >_< nyevew stand >w< 'you xDD had >_< wathew' ÚwÚ and >w< 'you +xDD had wathew'! uWu Youw husband's OwO hewe uWu at xDD hand; ^.^ bethink xDD you of +x3 some ÚwÚ conveyance; uWu in x3 the ;;w;; house xDD you ;;w;; cannyot hide ^.^ him. >_< O, +>w< how uWu have xDD you >_> deceiv'd me! x3 Wook, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a >w< basket; >_> if ^.^ he be +of xDD any ^.^ weasonyabwe UwU statuwe, ^.^ he OwO may :3 cweep uWu in ^.^ hewe; ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow +fouw linen ;;w;; upon :3 him, >_< as >_> if >w< it :3 wewe x3 going to ^-^ bucking, or-it >_> is +whiting-time-send ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 youw >w< two ;;w;; men to Datchet +xDD Mead. +:33 MWS. FORD. He's ^w^ too big to OwO go uWu in :33 thewe. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? +>_> FAWSTAFF. [Coming forward] Let ;;w;; me >_> see :3 't, wet ;;w;; me >_> see :3 't. >_< O, +wet ;;w;; me >_> see ÚwÚ 't! I'll x3 in, I'll UwU in; ;;w;; fowwow x3 youw ^-^ fwiend's counsew; +I'll ^.^ in. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. What, Sir John >w< Fawstaff! ^-^ [Aside to FALSTAFF] +^w^ Awe these x3 youw letters, knyight? +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ [Aside to :33 MWS. xDD PAGE] UwU I wuv uWu thee ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye >_> but +ÚwÚ thee; OwO hewp ;;w;; me ÚwÚ away.-Wet ;;w;; me :3 cweep uWu in ^.^ hewe; I'll never- +^-^ [Gets x3 into x3 the >w< basket; ;;w;; they UwU cuvw ^.^ him with fouw linen] +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Hewp to UwU cuvw x3 youw ^.^ mastew, uWu boy. ;;w;; Caww x3 youw men, +Mistress x3 Fowd. >_> You dissembling uWu knyight! +:33 MWS. FORD. What, John! >w< Wobewt! John! uWu Exit ROBIN + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ SEWVANTS + +^w^ Go, OwO take x3 up these x3 cwothes UwU hewe, ^.^ quickwy; where's x3 the +^-^ coww-staff? Wook >w< how xDD you x3 dwumbwe. xDD Cawwy them to x3 the x3 waundwess +uWu in Datchet >_< Mead; ^w^ quickwy, x3 come. + +Entew x3 FOWD, PAGE, ;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS + +FORD. >_> Pway xDD you come ÚwÚ nyeaw. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> suspect ^-^ without >_< cause, >w< why +xDD then >_< make spowt uWu at uWu me, xDD then wet ;;w;; me be x3 youw >_> jest; UwU I OwO desewve +:3 it. How now, :33 whithew UwU beaw xDD you :3 this? +SEWVANT. ;;w;; To x3 the UwU waundwess, ^-^ fowsooth. +:33 MWS. FORD. Why, >_> what uWu have xDD you to UwU do :33 whithew ;;w;; they UwU beaw :33 it? +>_> You :3 wewe best UwU meddwe with ^.^ buck-washing. +FORD. Buck? UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd >_< wash mysewf of x3 the ;;w;; buck! +Buck, :33 buck, ;;w;; buck! :33 ay, ;;w;; buck! UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, uWu buck; ÚwÚ and of +x3 the >_< season :3 too, >w< it UwU shaww :3 appeaw. UwU [Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS with +basket] ÚwÚ Gentwemen, UwU I uWu have ^.^ dweam'd to-nyight; I'll tell xDD you x3 my +UwU dweam. Here, UwU hewe, OwO hewe be x3 my keys; >_> ascend x3 my chambers, +:3 seawch, seek, find OwO out. I'll :33 wawwant we'll unkennel x3 the xDD fox. +Let ;;w;; me ÚwÚ stop ÚwÚ this uWu way fiwst. uWu [Wocking x3 the ^w^ doow] So, nyow +UwU uncape. +xDD PAGE. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, be contented; xDD you wrong >_> youwsewf +^w^ too :33 much. +FORD. >_< Twue, >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. ^-^ Up, xDD gentwemen, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see spowt +anon; ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, >_< gentwemen. uWu Exit +EVANS. This >_> is fewy OwO fantasticaw humours ÚwÚ and jealousies. +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU 'tis nyo x3 the fashion of Fwance; >w< it >_> is nyot jealous +uWu in Fwance. +xDD PAGE. Nyay, ;;w;; fowwow :3 him, UwU gentwemen; >_> see x3 the x3 issue of :33 his +seawch. Exeunt :33 EVANS, PAGE, ÚwÚ and >_> CAIUS +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Is there nyot :3 a :3 doubwe ÚwÚ excewwency uWu in :3 this? +:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot which x3 pweases ;;w;; me better, :3 that x3 my +:33 husband >_> is :33 deceived, ow Sir OwO John. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> What :3 a :3 taking UwU was ^.^ he uWu in when x3 youw :33 husband +>w< ask'd who UwU was uWu in x3 the ;;w;; basket! +:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I ^w^ am half :33 afwaid ^.^ he xDD wiww uWu have >_< nyeed of UwU washing; UwU so +thwowing ^.^ him x3 into x3 the UwU watew xDD wiww UwU do ^.^ him :3 a benefit. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Hang :3 him, ;;w;; dishonyest rascal! UwU I ^.^ wouwd aww of x3 the +same ;;w;; stwain :3 wewe uWu in x3 the same ÚwÚ distwess. +:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I think x3 my :33 husband hath x3 some >_> speciaw >_> suspicion +of Falstaff's ^.^ being UwU hewe, fow UwU I >_< nyevew saw ^.^ him UwU so gwoss uWu in :33 his +^.^ jeawousy >w< tiww now. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU I Will uWu way :3 a :3 pwot to >_> twy :3 that, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww yet uWu have +^.^ mowe tricks with >w< Fawstaff. ÚwÚ His dissolute ÚwÚ disease xDD wiww scawce +UwU obey ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ medicinye. +:33 MWS. FORD. Shall ^.^ we >_> send :3 that >_< foowish cawwion, Mistress +Quickly, to :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU excuse :33 his thwowing x3 into x3 the >_< watew, +ÚwÚ and UwU give ^.^ him anyothew hope, to ÚwÚ betway ^.^ him to anyothew +^.^ punyishment? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. We xDD wiww UwU do uWu it; wet ^.^ him be sent fow to-mowwow +eight o'clock, to uWu have >_> amends. + +^.^ We-entew x3 FOWD, PAGE, ;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS + +FORD. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot find him; OwO may be x3 the x3 knyave ^.^ bwagg'd of :3 that +^.^ he couwd nyot UwU compass. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ [Aside to :33 MWS. FORD] ^-^ Heawd xDD you ^-^ that? +:33 MWS. FORD. >_> You use ;;w;; me weww, >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, UwU do you? +FORD. Ay, UwU I UwU do :3 so. +:33 MWS. FORD. uWu Heaven >_< make xDD you xDD bettew than x3 youw thoughts! +FORD. ÚwÚ Amen. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> You UwU do >_> youwsewf ^-^ mighty wwong, >_< Mastew x3 Fowd. +FORD. Ay, ^-^ ay; UwU I ^w^ must UwU beaw :3 it. +EVANS. ;;w;; If there be xDD any pody uWu in x3 the house, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the +chambers, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the >_> coffews, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the presses, heaven :33 fowgive +x3 my :3 sins uWu at x3 the day of ;;w;; judgment! +xDD CAIUS. ^w^ Be ;;w;; gaw, nor UwU I :3 too; there >_> is nyo >_> bodies. +xDD PAGE. OwO Fie, >_< fie, >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, OwO awe xDD you nyot asham'd? >_> What +^-^ spiwit, >_> what ^.^ deviw >_> suggests ÚwÚ this imagination? UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU ha' +x3 youw xDD distempew uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu kind fow x3 the weawth of ^-^ Windsow +UwU Castwe. +FORD. 'Tis x3 my ^w^ fauwt, >_< Mastew ^-^ Page; UwU I suffew fow :3 it. +EVANS. >_> You suffew fow :3 a pad ^w^ conscience. uWu Youw >w< wife >_> is >_< as +xDD honyest :3 a :33 omans >_< as UwU I xDD wiww desiwes ^-^ among five ;;w;; thousand, ÚwÚ and five +:3 hundwed UwU too. +xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU I >_> see UwU 'tis >w< an xDD honyest uWu woman. +FORD. xDD Weww, UwU I pwomis'd xDD you :3 a uWu dinnyew. ^.^ Come, come, UwU wawk uWu in +x3 the :3 Pawk. UwU I pray xDD you UwU pawdon OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww heweaftew >_< make +ÚwÚ knyown to xDD you >w< why UwU I uWu have donye UwU this. ^.^ Come, :3 wife, come, +Mistress ^-^ Page; UwU I pray xDD you UwU pawdon OwO me; pray heartly, +UwU pawdon x3 me. +xDD PAGE. :3 Wet's OwO go x3 in, UwU gentwemen; but, :33 twust uWu me, we'll ÚwÚ mock ^.^ him. +UwU I UwU do invite xDD you to-mowwow mownying to x3 my ;;w;; house to breakfast; +after, we'll a-birding together; UwU I uWu have :3 a OwO finye x3 hawk fow +x3 the :3 bush. Shall >w< it be so? +FORD. x3 Any >_> thing. +EVANS. ;;w;; If there >_> is one, UwU I UwU shaww >_< make >w< two uWu in x3 the UwU company. +xDD CAIUS. ;;w;; If there be one ow >_> two, UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ make-a x3 the tuwd. +FORD. >_> Pway xDD you x3 go, >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. +EVANS. UwU I pray xDD you now, wemembwance to-mowwow on x3 the +wousy ^-^ knyave, >_< minye >_< host. +xDD CAIUS. ^.^ Dat >_> is good; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +EVANS. ^-^ A wousy ^-^ knyave, to uWu have :33 his x3 gibes ÚwÚ and :33 his mockewies! +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +^.^ Befowe >_> PAGE'S ;;w;; house + +Entew FENTON ÚwÚ and >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE + +>_< FENTON. UwU I >_> see UwU I ;;w;; cannyot get >w< thy father's love; +Therefore nyo ^.^ mowe turn ;;w;; me to :3 him, x3 sweet :33 Nyan. +ANNE. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how ^w^ then? +>_< FENTON. Why, xDD thou ^w^ must be thysewf. +>w< He xDD doth :33 object UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too great of birth; +xDD And :3 that, x3 my >w< state ^.^ being gall'd with x3 my UwU expense, +UwU I >_> seek to heal >w< it >w< onwy ^.^ by :33 his ;;w;; weawth. +Besides OwO these, othew bars ^.^ he ways >w< befowe uWu me, +OwO My wiots past, x3 my >w< wiwd societies; +xDD And uWu tewws ;;w;; me UwU 'tis :3 a ^.^ thing xDD impossibwe +UwU I >_> shouwd wuv uWu thee >_> but >_< as :3 a uWu pwopewty. +ANNE.. ^-^ May be ^.^ he uWu tewws xDD you true. +>_< FENTON. :3 Nyo, heaven UwU so ^w^ speed ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my time to >w< come! +Awbeit UwU I xDD wiww x3 confess >w< thy father's weawth +Was x3 the xDD fiwst motive :3 that UwU I woo'd ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ Annye; +Yet, :33 wooing ÚwÚ thee, UwU I >_> found uWu thee of ^.^ mowe value +Than stamps uWu in ^.^ gowd, ow uWu sums uWu in uWu seawed bags; +xDD And UwU 'tis x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ wiches of >w< thysewf +:33 That nyow UwU I aim at. +ANNE. ^w^ Gentwe >_< Mastew Fenton, +ÚwÚ Yet >_> seek x3 my father's love; still >_> seek :33 it, sir. +;;w;; If x3 oppowtunyity ÚwÚ and uWu humbwest >_> suit +UwU Cannyot :3 attain :33 it, >w< why ^-^ then-hawk xDD you hithew. +^w^ [They convewse apart] + +Entew ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^.^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY + +x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ Bweak uWu theiw talk, Mistress Quickwy; x3 my kinsman +UwU shaww speak fow himself. +x3 SWENDEW. I'll >_< make :3 a >w< shaft ow :3 a OwO bowt on UwU 't; 'swid, UwU 'tis >_> but +x3 ventuwing. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^w^ Be nyot dismay'd. +x3 SWENDEW. :3 Nyo, ^.^ she UwU shaww nyot x3 dismay x3 me. UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow :3 that, +>_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am afeawd. +^-^ QUICKWY. ^.^ Hawk :3 ye, >_< Mastew Swendew ^.^ wouwd speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd +with OwO you. +ANNE. UwU I come to ^.^ him. :3 [Aside] This >_> is x3 my father's >w< choice. +>_< O, >_> what :3 a wowwd of ^-^ viwe :3 iww-favouw'd :33 fauwts +Looks handsome uWu in >w< thwee :3 hundwed uWu pounds :3 a year! +^-^ QUICKWY. xDD And >w< how does ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew ^.^ Fenton? >_> Pway UwU you, :3 a +;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +x3 SHAWWOW. >_> She's >w< coming; to hew, :3 coz. x3 O ^-^ boy, xDD thou >w< hadst :3 a +;;w;; fathew! +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ fathew, Mistress ^w^ Annye; x3 my :33 uncwe ^.^ can tell +xDD you ÚwÚ good jests of ^.^ him. >_> Pway UwU you, uWu uncwe, tell Mistress >_> Annye +x3 the xDD jest >w< how x3 my >w< fathew OwO stowe >w< two ^.^ geese x3 out of :3 a pen, ÚwÚ good +uncle. +x3 SHAWWOW. Mistress ÚwÚ Annye, x3 my xDD cousin loves OwO you. +x3 SWENDEW. Ay, :3 that UwU I do; >_< as weww >_< as UwU I wuv xDD any OwO woman uWu in +Gloucestershire. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain xDD you ^.^ wike :3 a gentlewoman. +x3 SWENDEW. Ay, :3 that UwU I xDD wiww come :3 cut ÚwÚ and wongtaiw, :33 undew x3 the +degwee of :3 a UwU squiwe. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He xDD wiww >_< make xDD you :3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and :33 fifty uWu pounds +jointure. +ANNE. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Shallow, wet ^.^ him ^.^ woo fow himself. +x3 SHAWWOW. OwO Mawwy, UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow uWu it; UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow :3 that +ÚwÚ good UwU comfowt. :33 She ;;w;; cawws UwU you, ÚwÚ coz; I'll OwO weave OwO you. +ANNE. >_> Nyow, >_< Mastew Swendew- +x3 SWENDEW. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good Mistress xDD Annye- +ANNE. >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? +x3 SWENDEW. OwO My Will! ^.^ 'Od's x3 heawtwings, ^w^ that's :3 a OwO pwetty xDD jest +^w^ indeed! UwU I ^w^ nye'ew UwU made x3 my xDD wiww ^w^ yet, UwU I >_> thank xDD heaven; UwU I ^w^ am nyot +xDD such :3 a >_> sickwy x3 cweatuwe, UwU I UwU give heaven ;;w;; pwaise. +ANNE. UwU I mean, >_< Mastew Slender, >_> what ^.^ wouwd xDD you with me? +x3 SWENDEW. ^-^ Twuwy, fow >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pawt UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD wittwe ow >_< nyothing +with OwO you. uWu Youw >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 uncwe hath UwU made >_< motions; +>_> if >w< it be x3 my wuck, so; >_> if >_> nyot, ^w^ happy x3 man be :33 his >_> dowe! ^-^ They +^.^ can tell xDD you >w< how ^.^ things OwO go xDD bettew than UwU I ;;w;; can. >_> You OwO may ^w^ ask +x3 youw father; OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. + +Entew ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE + +xDD PAGE. >_> Nyow, >_< Mastew x3 Swendew! Wuv :3 him, daughter xDD Annye- +Why, >w< how now, >_> what does >_< Mastew :33 Fenton hewe? +>_> You wrong uWu me, ^w^ siw, OwO thus still to >_> haunt x3 my ÚwÚ house. +UwU I told UwU you, ^w^ siw, x3 my daughter >_> is uWu dispos'd uWu of. +>_< FENTON. Nyay, >_< Mastew >_> Page, be nyot ;;w;; impatient. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Fenton, come nyot to x3 my :33 chiwd. +xDD PAGE. :33 She >_> is nyo >_< match fow OwO you. +>_< FENTON. UwU Siw, xDD wiww xDD you hear me? +xDD PAGE. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew Fenton. +^.^ Come, >_< Mastew >w< Shawwow; come, >_< son Swendew; ^.^ in. +Knyowing x3 my UwU mind, xDD you wrong uWu me, >_< Mastew Fenton. +Exeunt PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER +^-^ QUICKWY. ^w^ Speak to Mistress ^.^ Page. +>_< FENTON. ^-^ Good Mistress >_> Page, fow :3 that UwU I wuv x3 youw daughter +^w^ In xDD such :3 a xDD wighteous fashion >_< as UwU I UwU do, +x3 Pewfowce, OwO against aww x3 checks, rebukes, ÚwÚ and :3 mannyews, +UwU I ^w^ must advance x3 the cowouws of x3 my xDD wuv, +xDD And nyot x3 wetiwe. Let ;;w;; me uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. +ANNE. ^-^ Good :33 mothew, UwU do nyot marry ;;w;; me to :33 yond xDD foow. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU I >_> mean >w< it x3 nyot; UwU I >_> seek xDD you :3 a xDD bettew husband. +^-^ QUICKWY. >w< That's x3 my ^.^ mastew, >_< Mastew xDD Doctow. +ANNE. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I xDD had rather be uWu set ^w^ quick :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; eawth. +xDD And bowl'd to :33 death with tuwnyips. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, >_> twoubwe nyot OwO youwsewf. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew +Fenton, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot be x3 youw fwiend, nor enemy; +OwO My daughter xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; question >w< how ^.^ she loves UwU you, +xDD And >_< as UwU I find hew, UwU so ^w^ am UwU I :33 affected; +Tiww >w< then, farewell, siw; ^.^ she ^w^ must >_< nyeeds OwO go UwU in; +:3 Hew >w< fathew xDD wiww be >w< angwy. +>_< FENTON. UwU Faweweww, ^-^ gentwe mistress; farewell, :33 Nyan. +Exeunt :33 MWS. ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and >w< ANNyE +^-^ QUICKWY. This >_> is x3 my xDD doing >w< nyow: ÚwÚ 'Nyay,' uWu said UwU I 'wiww xDD you ;;w;; cast +OwO away x3 youw chiwd on :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ physician? Wook on +>_< Mastew uWu Fenton.' This >_> is x3 my doing. +>_< FENTON. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, >_> once ^.^ to-nyight +Give x3 my x3 sweet Nan ÚwÚ this wing. >_> Thewe's fow >w< thy OwO pains. +^-^ QUICKWY. Now uWu Heaven >_> send uWu thee ÚwÚ good fortune! ;;w;; [Exit +OwO FENTON] ^-^ A uWu kind >_< heawt ^.^ he hath; :3 a OwO woman ^.^ wouwd >w< wun ^w^ thwough +fire ÚwÚ and UwU watew fow xDD such :3 a uWu kind ;;w;; heawt. OwO But yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my +>_< mastew xDD had Mistress ^w^ Annye; ow UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< Mastew Swendew xDD had +>w< hew; or, uWu in sooth, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< Mastew :33 Fenton xDD had >w< hew; UwU I xDD wiww +UwU do >_> what UwU I ^.^ can fow them aww >_< thwee, fow UwU so UwU I uWu have pwomis'd, +ÚwÚ and I'll be >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as x3 my wowd; >_> but >w< speciouswy fow >_< Mastew +Fenton. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ must of anyothew x3 ewwand to Sir John Falstaff +from x3 my >w< two mistresses. >_> What :3 a beast ^w^ am UwU I to ^w^ swack :3 it! +uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE 5. + +uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn + +Entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Bawdowph, UwU I ;;w;; say! +BARDOLPH. Here, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Go :3 fetch ;;w;; me :3 a quawt of >_< sack; put :3 a >_< toast uWu in :3 't. +uWu Exit ^.^ BAWDOWPH +:3 Have UwU I liv'd to be cawwied uWu in :3 a ^-^ basket, ^.^ wike :3 a bawwow of +^w^ butchew's offal, ÚwÚ and to be :33 thwown uWu in x3 the >_> Thames? xDD Weww, >_> if +UwU I be sewv'd xDD such anyothew OwO twick, I'll uWu have x3 my brains >_> ta'en x3 out +ÚwÚ and buttew'd, ÚwÚ and UwU give them to :3 a dog fow :3 a uWu nyew-yeaw's uWu gift. +uWu The rogues swighted ;;w;; me x3 into x3 the river with >_< as xDD wittwe ^-^ wemowse +>_< as ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< dwown'd :3 a ^w^ bwind :3 bitch's puppies, >_< fifteen +:33 i' x3 th' UwU wittew; ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may ^.^ knyow ^.^ by x3 my ;;w;; size :3 that UwU I uWu have +:3 a uWu kind of alacrity uWu in ^-^ sinking; >_> if x3 the :3 bottom :3 wewe >_< as >_> deep >_< as +heww UwU I >_> shouwd down. UwU I xDD had :33 been >w< dwown'd >_> but :3 that x3 the >w< showe +UwU was shelvy ÚwÚ and xDD shawwow-a :33 death :3 that UwU I uWu abhow; fow x3 the UwU watew +^-^ swewws :3 a xDD man; ÚwÚ and >_> what :3 a ^.^ thing >_> shouwd UwU I uWu have :33 been when +xDD had :33 been >w< sweww'd! UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO mountain of +:3 mummy. + +^.^ We-entew uWu BAWDOWPH, with ^-^ sack + +BARDOLPH. >_> Hewe's Mistress Quickly, ^w^ siw, to speak with xDD you +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me pouw uWu in x3 some ^-^ sack to x3 the >_> Thames +water; fow x3 my x3 bewwy's >_< as UwU cowd >_< as >_> if UwU I xDD had swallow'd +ÚwÚ snyowbawws fow >_> piwws to :3 coow x3 the ÚwÚ weins. ;;w;; Caww her ^.^ in. +BARDOLPH. :3 Come x3 in, uWu woman. + +Entew xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY + +^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ By x3 youw :3 weave; UwU I cwy xDD you mercy. Give x3 youw +:33 wowship ÚwÚ good :3 mowwow. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Take OwO away these ^-^ chawices. ^w^ Go, bwew ;;w;; me :3 a pottle +of ^-^ sack ÚwÚ finyewy. +BARDOLPH. With xDD eggs, UwU siw? +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU Simpwe of >_< itsewf; I'll nyo ^w^ puwwet-spewm uWu in x3 my +>_> bwewage. ;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] How >_< nyow! +^-^ QUICKWY. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I come to x3 youw :33 wowship from Mistress +x3 Fowd. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Mistress ^w^ Fowd! UwU I uWu have xDD had ford >_< enyough; UwU I UwU was +:33 thwown x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ fowd; UwU I uWu have x3 my bewwy full of ford. +^-^ QUICKWY. Awas x3 the ^-^ day, ÚwÚ good uWu heawt, :3 that UwU was nyot her >_> fauwt! +:33 She does UwU so OwO take on with her ÚwÚ men; ;;w;; they >_> mistook uWu theiw +;;w;; ewection. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ So uWu did UwU I >_> minye, to buiwd ;;w;; upon :3 a >_< foowish xDD woman's +pwomise. +^-^ QUICKWY. xDD Weww, ^.^ she laments, ^w^ siw, fow :33 it, :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd yearn +x3 youw >_< heawt to >_> see :3 it. :3 Hew :33 husband xDD goes ÚwÚ this mownying +:33 a-biwding; ^.^ she desiwes xDD you >_> once ^.^ mowe to come to her ^-^ between +eight ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyinye; UwU I ^w^ must carry her ;;w;; wowd >w< quickwy. OwO She'ww >_< make +xDD you amends, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, UwU I Will x3 visit her. Teww her so; ÚwÚ and bid her +think >_> what :3 a x3 man >w< is. Let her OwO considew :33 his fwaiwty, ÚwÚ and xDD then +OwO judge of x3 my x3 mewit. +^-^ QUICKWY. UwU I xDD wiww tell her. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Do :3 so. Between >w< nyinye ÚwÚ and x3 ten, say'st thou? +^-^ QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Eight ÚwÚ and nine, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, be xDD gonye; UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; miss her. +^-^ QUICKWY. :3 Peace be with UwU you, sir. uWu Exit +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I :3 mawvew UwU I hear nyot of >_< Mastew Bwook; ^.^ he sent ;;w;; me +;;w;; wowd to xDD stay x3 within. UwU I ^.^ wike :33 his monyey well. >_< O, OwO hewe ^.^ he +^w^ comes. + +Entew uWu FOWD disguised + +FORD. :3 Bwess UwU you, sir! +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Nyow, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, xDD you come to ^.^ knyow >_> what +hath :33 pass'd ^-^ between ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and Ford's :33 wife? +FORD. ^.^ That, :33 indeed, Sir John, >_> is x3 my business. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< wie to uWu you; UwU I UwU was uWu at her +;;w;; house x3 the >_> houw ^.^ she uWu appointed x3 me. +FORD. xDD And sped UwU you, UwU siw? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Very ill-favouredly, >_< Mastew Brook. +FORD. How >_> so, siw; uWu did ^.^ she change her ÚwÚ detewminyation? +>_> FAWSTAFF. No. >_< Mastew Bwook; >_> but x3 the ^.^ peaking >_> cownyuto her +^.^ husband, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, dwelling uWu in :3 a continyuaw 'larum of +jeawousy, x3 comes ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the x3 instant of OwO ouw, encountew, ÚwÚ aftew +^.^ we xDD had embrac'd, uWu kiss'd, protested, x3 and, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, ^-^ spoke +x3 the uWu pwowogue of UwU ouw :3 comedy; ÚwÚ and uWu at :33 his heels :3 a rabble of :33 his +uWu companyions, uWu thithew pwovoked ÚwÚ and ^.^ instigated ^.^ by :33 his +distempew, x3 and, xDD fowsooth, to ^-^ seawch :33 his ;;w;; house fow :33 his ^w^ wife's +love. +FORD. What, OwO whiwe xDD you :3 wewe OwO thewe? +>_> FAWSTAFF. While UwU I UwU was :33 thewe. +FORD. xDD And uWu did ^.^ he ^-^ seawch fow UwU you, ÚwÚ and couwd nyot find you? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> You UwU shaww heaw. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good luck ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 it, x3 comes +uWu in one Mistress >_> Page, ;;w;; gives ^.^ intewwigence of Ford's >_> appwoach; +x3 and, uWu in her >w< invention ÚwÚ and Ford's ^w^ wife's ;;w;; distwaction, ;;w;; they +;;w;; convey'd ;;w;; me x3 into :3 a OwO buck-basket. +FORD. ^-^ A :3 buck-basket! +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, :3 a :3 buck-basket! Ramm'd ;;w;; me uWu in with +fouw shiwts ÚwÚ and UwU smocks, ^-^ socks, fouw stockings, ^-^ gweasy +napkins, :3 that, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, there UwU was x3 the rankest ÚwÚ compound +of ÚwÚ viwwainyous smell :3 that OwO evew uWu offended nostril. +FORD. xDD And >w< how ^-^ wong uWu way xDD you OwO thewe? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Nyay, xDD you UwU shaww heaw, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, >_> what UwU I uWu have +^w^ suffew'd to ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this OwO woman to eviw fow x3 youw UwU good. uWu Being +OwO thus cramm'd uWu in x3 the ^-^ basket, :3 a coupwe of Ford's knaves, :33 his +xDD hinds, :3 wewe ^w^ caww'd fowth ^.^ by uWu theiw mistwess to carry ;;w;; me uWu in +x3 the xDD nyame of fouw x3 cwothes to Datchet OwO Wanye; ;;w;; they >_> took ;;w;; me on +uWu theiw >_< shouwdews; >w< met x3 the jealous x3 knyave uWu theiw >_< mastew uWu in x3 the +door; who >w< ask'd them >_> once ow twice >_> what ;;w;; they xDD had uWu in uWu theiw +>_> basket. UwU I >w< quak'd fow feaw xDD west x3 the wunyatic x3 knyave ^.^ wouwd uWu have +:33 seawch'd uWu it; >_> but Fate, ÚwÚ owdainying ^.^ he >_> shouwd be :3 a ^w^ cuckowd, +hewd :33 his >w< hand. xDD Weww, on OwO went ^.^ he fow :3 a :3 seawch, ÚwÚ and OwO away +OwO went UwU I fow fouw >_< cwothes. OwO But mark x3 the :33 sequew, >_< Mastew +:3 Bwook-I suffered x3 the x3 pangs of >w< thwee sevewaw deaths: ÚwÚ fiwst, +>w< an intowewabwe :33 fwight to be xDD detected with :3 a jealous wotten +:3 beww-wethew; next, to be ^.^ compass'd ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ good biwbo uWu in x3 the +:33 ciwcumfewence of :3 a >_> peck, hiwt to UwU point, OwO heew to head; ÚwÚ and +>w< then, to be ;;w;; stopp'd x3 in, ^.^ wike :3 a >w< stwong OwO distiwwation, with +>w< stinking x3 cwothes :3 that ^w^ fwetted uWu in uWu theiw UwU own ^w^ gwease. ^w^ Think of :3 that +^-^ -a x3 man of x3 my >_> kidnyey. ^w^ Think of ^-^ that-that ^w^ am >_< as x3 subject to +^.^ heat >_< as UwU buttew; :3 a x3 man of continyuaw x3 dissowution ÚwÚ and x3 thaw. ^.^ It +UwU was :3 a :33 miwacwe to ;;w;; scape >_> suffocation. xDD And uWu in x3 the height of +ÚwÚ this :33 bath, when UwU I UwU was ^.^ mowe than half-stew'd uWu in x3 gwease, ^.^ wike +:3 a Dutch :33 dish, to be :33 thwown x3 into x3 the Thames, ÚwÚ and >w< coow'd, +>_< gwowing >_> hot, uWu in :3 that ^-^ suwge, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD howse-shoe; think of :3 that +:3 -hissing xDD hot. ^w^ Think of :3 that, >_< Mastew Brook. +FORD. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good xDD sadnyess, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake xDD you +uWu have ^w^ suffew'd aww UwU this. OwO My ^.^ suit, >w< then, >_> is ^-^ despewate; +you'ww undewtake her nyo more. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, UwU I xDD wiww be :33 thwown x3 into OwO Etnya, >_< as UwU I +uWu have :33 been x3 into Thames, ere UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave her OwO thus. :3 Hew +:33 husband >_> is ÚwÚ this mownying >_> gonye :33 a-biwding; UwU I uWu have uWu weceived from +her anyothew uWu embassy of meeting; 'twixt eight ÚwÚ and >w< nyinye >_> is +x3 the ^-^ houw, >_< Mastew Brook. +FORD. 'Tis x3 past eight already, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Is :33 it? UwU I Will xDD then address ;;w;; me to x3 my appointment. +:3 Come to ;;w;; me uWu at x3 youw UwU convenyient >_> weisuwe, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww +^.^ knyow >w< how UwU I ÚwÚ speed; ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO concwusion UwU shaww be ^.^ cwownyed +with x3 youw enjoying her. uWu Adieu. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have hew, >_< Mastew +Bwook; >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, xDD you UwU shaww cuckold x3 Fowd. uWu Exit +FORD. :3 Hum! :33 ha! Is ÚwÚ this :3 a vision? Is ÚwÚ this :3 a ;;w;; dweam? Do UwU I ^w^ sweep? +>_< Mastew :33 Fowd, ;;w;; awake; >w< awake, >_< Mastew x3 Fowd. >_> Thewe's :3 a x3 howe +UwU made uWu in x3 youw best uWu coat, >_< Mastew x3 Fowd. This UwU 'tis to be +^w^ mawwied; ÚwÚ this UwU 'tis to uWu have linen ÚwÚ and OwO buck-baskets! xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww +:3 pwocwaim mysewf >_> what UwU I am; UwU I xDD wiww nyow OwO take x3 the OwO wechew; ^.^ he +>_> is uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ house. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; scape OwO me; UwU 'tis xDD impossibwe ^.^ he +>_< shouwd; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot :3 cweep x3 into :3 a >w< hawfpenny >_< puwse nor x3 into +:3 a ÚwÚ peppew xDD box. But, xDD west x3 the ^.^ deviw :3 that xDD guides ^.^ him >_> shouwd >_> aid +:3 him, UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ seawch xDD impossibwe UwU pwaces. ;;w;; Though >_> what UwU I ^w^ am UwU I +;;w;; cannyot >_> avoid, yet to be >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU shaww nyot >_< make +;;w;; me tame. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu have >w< howns to >_< make one mad, wet x3 the pwuvwb +OwO go with me-I'll be >_> hown >_> mad. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. + +Windsor. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew xDD MISTWESS PAGE, xDD MISTWESS QUICKWY, ÚwÚ and UwU WIWWIAM + +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Is ^.^ he uWu at >_< Mastew Ford's already, think'st thou? +^-^ QUICKWY. Sure ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ by >_< this; ow xDD wiww be ^-^ pwesentwy; >_> but :33 twuwy +^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy xDD couwageous ^-^ mad about :33 his thwowing x3 into x3 the +>_> watew. Mistress >_< Fowd desiwes xDD you to come ÚwÚ suddenwy. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. I'll be with her ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ;;w;; by; I'll >_> but ;;w;; bwing x3 my +xDD young x3 man OwO hewe to school. Wook :3 whewe :33 his >_< mastew ;;w;; comes; +UwU 'tis :3 a :3 pwaying ^-^ day, UwU I ^-^ see. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS + +How now, Sir Hugh, nyo OwO schoow >w< to-day? +EVANS. No; >_< Mastew Swendew >_> is wet x3 the >_< boys OwO weave to play. +^-^ QUICKWY. Blessing of :33 his :33 heawt! +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Sir Hugh, x3 my :33 husband ;;w;; says x3 my >_< son pwofits +>_< nyothing uWu in x3 the wowwd uWu at :33 his book; UwU I pray xDD you ^w^ ask ^.^ him x3 some +UwU questions uWu in :33 his ^-^ accidence. +EVANS. :3 Come hithew, ^.^ Wiwwiam; howd x3 up x3 youw head; x3 come. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 Come ;;w;; on, siwwah; howd x3 up x3 youw head; answew x3 youw +mastew; be nyot afraid. +EVANS. >w< Wiwwiam, >w< how UwU many xDD nyumbews >_> is uWu in nyouns? +WILLIAM. OwO Two. +^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I xDD thought there xDD had :33 been one ^w^ nyumbew +>_> mowe, uWu because ;;w;; they >_> say ^.^ 'Od's nyouns.' +EVANS. :3 Peace x3 youw uWu tattwings. >_> What >_> is 'faiw,' ^-^ Wiwwiam? +WILLIAM. ^.^ Puwchew. +^-^ QUICKWY. Polecats! >_> Thewe OwO awe fairer ^.^ things than polecats, +>_> suwe. +EVANS. >_> You OwO awe :3 a xDD vewy simplicity :3 oman; UwU I pray UwU you, peace. +>_> What >_> is ;;w;; 'wapis,' ^-^ Wiwwiam? +WILLIAM. ^-^ A uWu stonye. +EVANS. xDD And >_> what >_> is xDD 'a ^-^ stonye,' ^-^ Wiwwiam? +WILLIAM. ^-^ A pebbwe. +EVANS. :3 Nyo, >w< it >_> is UwU 'wapis'; UwU I pray xDD you remember uWu in x3 youw :33 pwain. +WILLIAM. Lapis. +EVANS. :33 That >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good William. >_> What >_> is xDD he, >w< Wiwwiam, :3 that +does xDD wend articles? +WILLIAM. Articles OwO awe bowwowed of x3 the pronoun, ÚwÚ and be +OwO thus declined: :3 Singuwawitew, nyominyativo; :3 hic, UwU haec, uWu hoc. +EVANS. Nyominyativo, ^w^ hig, >_> hag, UwU hog; pray UwU you, mark: genitivo, +hujus. xDD Weww, >_> what >_> is x3 youw OwO accusative x3 case? +WILLIAM. x3 Accusativo, UwU hinc. +EVANS. UwU I pray UwU you, uWu have x3 youw ^w^ wemembwance, :33 chiwd. +x3 Accusativo, hung, uWu hang, UwU hog. +^-^ QUICKWY. xDD 'Hang-hog' >_> is ;;w;; Watin fow :33 bacon, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. +EVANS. Weave x3 youw pwabbwes, ^-^ oman. >_> What >_> is x3 the focative +case, ^-^ Wiwwiam? +WILLIAM. xDD O-vocativo, O. +EVANS. OwO Wemembew, William: focative >_> is cawet. +^-^ QUICKWY. xDD And ^w^ that's :3 a ÚwÚ good woot. +EVANS. ^-^ Oman, ^.^ fowbeaw. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :33 Peace. +EVANS. >_> What >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ genyitive case plural, ^-^ Wiwwiam? +WILLIAM. :33 Genyitive x3 case? +EVANS. uWu Ay. +WILLIAM. Genitive: howum, ^w^ hawum, howum. +^-^ QUICKWY. >_< Vengeance of Jenny's case; fie on >_> hew! xDD Nyevew +xDD nyame hew, child, >_> if ^.^ she be :3 a ^-^ whowe. +EVANS. For UwU shame, ^-^ oman. +^-^ QUICKWY. YOU UwU do :33 iww to >_< teach x3 the chiwd xDD such ÚwÚ wowds. >w< He +teaches ^.^ him to ^-^ hick ÚwÚ and to ^-^ hack, which they'ww UwU do ÚwÚ fast +enough of themselves; ÚwÚ and to caww 'howum'; fie ;;w;; upon you! +EVANS. ^-^ Oman, awt xDD thou lunatics? Hast xDD thou nyo UwU undewstandings +fow >w< thy ;;w;; cases, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD nyumbews of x3 the genders? ^.^ Thou +awt >_< as >_< foowish Christian ^-^ cweatuwes >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 desiwes. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU Pwithee howd >w< thy peace. +EVANS. uWu Show ;;w;; me now, >w< Wiwwiam, x3 some OwO decwensions of x3 youw +>_> pwonyouns. +WILLIAM. Forsooth, UwU I uWu have :3 fowgot. +EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 qui, ;;w;; quae, quod; >_> if xDD you x3 fowget x3 youw ^w^ qui's, x3 youw +>_> quae's, ÚwÚ and x3 youw OwO quod's, xDD you ^w^ must be >_< pweeches. Go x3 youw +ways ÚwÚ and play; ÚwÚ go. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >w< He >_> is :3 a xDD bettew scholar than UwU I xDD thought ^.^ he uWu was. +EVANS. >w< He >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good spwag memory. UwU Faweweww, Mistress ^.^ Page. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 Adieu, ÚwÚ good Sir ;;w;; Hugh. uWu Exit ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH +>_< Get xDD you ^.^ home, uWu boy. ^.^ Come, ^.^ we xDD stay ^w^ too wong. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +xDD FOWD'S ;;w;; house + +Entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD + +>_> FAWSTAFF. Mistress :33 Fowd, x3 youw sorrow hath eaten x3 up x3 my +sufferance. UwU I >_> see xDD you OwO awe ^.^ obsequious uWu in x3 youw xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and UwU I +pwofess wequitaw to :3 a haiw's ^-^ bweadth; nyot >_> onwy, Mistress :33 Fowd, uWu in +x3 the :33 simpwe ^.^ office of xDD wuv, >_> but uWu in aww x3 the accoutrement, +complement, ÚwÚ and ceremony of :3 it. OwO But OwO awe xDD you >_< suwe of x3 youw +:33 husband ^.^ nyow? +:33 MWS. FORD. He's uWu a-biwding, x3 sweet Sir OwO John. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :33 [Within] >_> What ÚwÚ hoa, ^.^ gossip :33 Fowd, >_> what ^-^ hoa! +:33 MWS. FORD. >w< Step x3 into x3 th' chamber, Sir OwO John. uWu Exit FALSTAFF + +Entew xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE + +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. How now, ^w^ sweetheawt, OwO who's uWu at ^.^ home ;;w;; besides +>w< youwsewf? +:33 MWS. FORD. Why, >_< nyonye >_> but >_< minye UwU own ^-^ peopwe. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Indeed? +:33 MWS. FORD. :3 Nyo, certainly. ^-^ [Aside to :3 hew] ^w^ Speak louder. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I ^w^ am UwU so uWu gwad xDD you uWu have >w< nyobody hewe. +:33 MWS. FORD. xDD Why? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why, ^w^ woman, x3 youw :33 husband >_> is uWu in :33 his ;;w;; owd wunyes +;;w;; again. >w< He UwU so UwU takes on yonder with x3 my xDD husband; UwU so ^-^ waiws +OwO against aww mawwied x3 mankind; UwU so cuwses >w< an >_< Eve's ^w^ daughtews, +of >_> what >_< compwexion >w< soevew; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ buffets >_< himsewf on x3 the +forehead, :3 cwying >_< 'Peew-out, peew-out!' :3 that xDD any ^-^ madnyess UwU I +OwO evew yet beheld ^w^ seem'd >_> but :3 tamenyess, :3 civiwity, ÚwÚ and patience, +to ÚwÚ this :33 his xDD distempew ^.^ he >_> is uWu in now. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad x3 the :33 fat knight +>_> is nyot hewe. +:33 MWS. FORD. Why, does ^.^ he tawk of him? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Of >_< nyonye >_> but him; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweaws ^.^ he UwU was cawwied ^.^ out, +x3 the >w< wast time ^.^ he :33 seawch'd fow :3 him, uWu in :3 a >w< basket; uWu pwotests to +x3 my :33 husband ^.^ he >_> is nyow ^.^ hewe; ÚwÚ and hath drawn ^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 the +xDD west of uWu theiw >_< company from uWu theiw sport, to >_< make anyothew +^-^ expewiment of :33 his suspicion. OwO But UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad x3 the knight >_> is nyot +^.^ hewe; nyow ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> see :33 his UwU own UwU foowewy. +:33 MWS. FORD. How nyeaw >_> is xDD he, Mistress Page? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Hawd UwU by, uWu at :3 stweet ^w^ end; ^.^ he xDD wiww be OwO hewe x3 anyon. +:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I ^w^ am >w< undonye: x3 the knight >_> is hewe. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why, >w< then, xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; uttewwy ÚwÚ sham'd, ÚwÚ and uWu he's >_> but +:3 a >_< dead man. >_> What :3 a OwO woman OwO awe you! UwU Away with :3 him, +OwO away with him; xDD bettew ^-^ shame than ^-^ muwdew. +:33 MWS. FORD. >_< Which uWu way >_> shouwd ^.^ he >w< go? How >_> shouwd UwU I bestow +him? Shall UwU I put ^.^ him x3 into x3 the ;;w;; basket ^w^ again? + +^.^ We-entew FALSTAFF + +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo, I'll come nyo ^.^ mowe :33 i' x3 th' >_> basket. ^-^ May UwU I nyot OwO go +x3 out ere ^.^ he come? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< thwee of >_< Mastew Ford's bwothews ;;w;; watch x3 the +doow with pistols, :3 that >_< nyonye UwU shaww x3 issue out; ^-^ othewwise xDD you +^w^ might swip OwO away ere ^.^ he >_< came. OwO But >_> what >_< make xDD you hewe? +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? I'll :3 cweep x3 up x3 into x3 the chimney. +:33 MWS. FORD. >_> Thewe ;;w;; they awways use to ;;w;; dischawge uWu theiw biwding-pieces. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. x3 Cweep OwO into OwO the >w< kiwn-howe. -OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Whewe :3 is it? -uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< seek there, uWu on my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ Nyeithew ;;w;; pwess, -coffer, ^w^ chest, OwO twunk, well, x3 vauwt, uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an UwU abstwact uWu fow -OwO the wemembwance >_> of such places, ÚwÚ and :33 goes ^-^ to them uWu by his ->_< nyote. Thewe :3 is nyo UwU hiding you in OwO the >_< house. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I'll >w< go >_< out xDD then. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< If you >w< go >_< out in >_> youw >_> own sembwance, you x3 die, -Sir John. >_< Unwess you >w< go >_< out ÚwÚ disguis'd. -uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How UwU might ^-^ we disguise OwO him? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Awas OwO the day, I xDD knyow :33 nyot! Thewe :3 is nyo :3 woman's -UwU gown xDD big enough uWu fow him; otherwise ^.^ he UwU might >w< put uWu on :3 a -hat, :3 a muffler, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< kewchief, ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU escape. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Good hearts, devise UwU something; ^-^ any >_> extwemity -wathew than :3 a x3 mischief. -uWu MWS. FOWD. UwU My ^.^ Maid's aunt, OwO the UwU fat ^-^ woman >_> of Bwainfowd, >_> has -:3 a UwU gown above. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu On my ;;w;; wowd, ^.^ it uWu wiww sewve him; she's as xDD big as ^.^ he ->_> is; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's xDD hew thrumm'd hat, ÚwÚ and xDD hew muffler ^w^ too. Wun -uWu up, Sir John. -uWu MWS. FOWD. Go, ÚwÚ go, ^w^ sweet Sir John. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww -ÚwÚ wook >w< some winyen uWu fow >_> youw head. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_> Quick, ;;w;; quick; ^w^ we'ww come dwess you ÚwÚ stwaight. x3 Put -uWu on OwO the UwU gown OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. Exit ^-^ FAWSTAFF -uWu MWS. FOWD. I would my xDD husband would ^.^ meet him in :3 this -shape; ^.^ he cannyot >_> abide OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ woman >_> of :3 Bwainfowd; ^.^ he ->_< sweaws she's :3 a witch, fowbade xDD hew my OwO house, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath -threat'ned ^-^ to beat :3 hew. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD Heaven ^w^ guide him ^-^ to >w< thy >_< husband's UwU cudgew; ÚwÚ and -OwO the ^w^ deviw ^w^ guide his ;;w;; cudgew uWu aftewwawds! -uWu MWS. FOWD. But :3 is my xDD husband :33 coming? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Ay, in good >w< sadnyess :3 is xDD he; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tawks >_> of OwO the basket -UwU too, >_< howsoevew ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had intelligence. -uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< We'ww twy UwU that; uWu fow I'll ÚwÚ appoint my x3 men ^-^ to carry -OwO the basket uWu again, ^-^ to ^.^ meet him at OwO the xDD doow with ^.^ it as uWu they ->_> did last xDD time. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 he'ww >w< be here ;;w;; pwesentwy; wet's >w< go dwess -him >_< wike OwO the :3 witch >_> of >w< Bwainfowd. -uWu MWS. FOWD. I'll ^.^ fiwst direct my x3 men what uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ do with -OwO the x3 basket. uWu Go up; I'll bwing winyen uWu fow him ÚwÚ stwaight. Exit -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Hang ^w^ him, >_< dishonyest ÚwÚ vawwet! ^-^ we cannyot misuse -him ^w^ enyough. ->w< We'ww xDD weave :3 a proof, uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu do, -Wives ^-^ may >w< be >_> mewwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< honyest ^w^ too. -We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ act UwU that >_< often ÚwÚ jest ÚwÚ and laugh; -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ owd uWu but ÚwÚ twue: OwO Stiww ^w^ swinye ;;w;; eats >w< aww OwO the >_< dwaff. Exit - -;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, with two UwU SEWVANTS - -uWu MWS. FOWD. Go, ;;w;; siws, UwU take OwO the basket UwU again uWu on >_> youw shoulders; ->_> youw ^w^ mastew :3 is ^-^ hawd at uWu doow; ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; bid you xDD set ^.^ it down, ^-^ obey -him; ÚwÚ quickwy, UwU dispatch. Exit -OwO FIWST SERVANT. ^w^ Come, xDD come, UwU take ^.^ it :33 up. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 fuww >_> of x3 knyight again. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. I >w< hope not; I xDD had OwO wief as bear OwO so >w< much :33 wead. - -x3 Entew uWu FOWD, ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS - -FOWD. >w< Ay, uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv true, ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, ^.^ have you ^-^ any -uWu way then ^-^ to xDD unfoow me OwO again? ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down OwO the basket, viwwain! -^w^ Somebody caww my wife. ^w^ Youth in :3 a ^.^ basket! :3 O you >w< pandewwy -rascals, :33 thewe's :3 a uWu knyot, :3 a >_< ging, :3 a xDD pack, :3 a uWu conspiwacy -x3 against >_> me. Nyow uWu shaww OwO the ^w^ deviw >w< be uWu sham'd. >_> What, xDD wife, I -:33 say! ^w^ Come, come fowth; >w< behowd what >w< honyest clothes you -^-^ send :3 fowth ^-^ to bleaching. -UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 passes, ^-^ Mastew Fowd; you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< go loose -^-^ any longer; you >w< must >w< be pinyion'd. -x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is wunyatics. :3 This :3 is mad as :3 a mad >_< dog. -SHALLOW. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot well, :3 indeed. -FOWD. ^w^ So uWu say I UwU too, sir. - -;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD - -Come hithew, ^w^ Mistwess Fowd; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, OwO the >w< honyest -woman, OwO the modest xDD wife, OwO the ÚwÚ viwtuous creature, UwU that ;;w;; hath -OwO the x3 jeawous OwO foow ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ husband! I :3 suspect ^-^ without ^-^ cause, -Mistwess, ^-^ do x3 I? -uWu MWS. FOWD. xDD Heaven >w< be my ;;w;; witnyess, you uWu do, ^-^ if you :3 suspect -me in ^-^ any ^-^ dishonyesty. -FOWD. ^.^ Weww said, ÚwÚ bwazen-face; howd ^.^ it >_< out. Come >w< fowth, sirrah. -[Puwwing clothes >_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ basket] -UwU PAGE. :3 This passes! -uWu MWS. FOWD. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd? >_> Wet OwO the clothes awonye. -FOWD. I uWu shaww find you x3 anyon. -x3 EVANS. ^.^ 'Tis unreasonable. uWu Wiww you UwU take OwO up >_> youw :3 wife's -clothes? Come >_> away. -FOWD. ^w^ Empty OwO the basket, I >w< say. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, man, uWu why? -FOWD. ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, as I x3 am :3 a man, there ÚwÚ was ^-^ onye uWu convey'd ->_< out >_> of my house yesterday in :3 this x3 basket. UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot -^.^ he >w< be there OwO again? UwU In my house I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he >_> is; my -;;w;; intewwigence :3 is true; my jealousy :3 is reasonable. -:33 Pwuck me >_< out >w< aww OwO the linen. -uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< If you find :3 a man there, ^.^ he uWu shaww die :3 a fwea's -:33 death. -UwU PAGE. Here's nyo xDD man. -SHALLOW. By my uWu fidewity, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot well, ^-^ Mastew Fowd; :3 this -^-^ wwongs you. -x3 EVANS. ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, you >w< must pray, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot follow OwO the -imaginyations >_> of >_> youw >_> own >_> heawt; :3 this :3 is ^w^ jeawousies. -FOWD. Weww, :33 he's ^.^ nyot here I >w< seek OwO fow. -UwU PAGE. No, :3 nyow :3 nyowhewe ewse uWu but in >_> youw x3 bwain. -FOWD. Hewp ^-^ to >_> seawch my house :3 this ^-^ onye xDD time. >w< If I find ^.^ nyot -what I seek, show nyo >w< cowouw uWu fow my extremity; let me uWu fow ->w< evew >w< be >_> youw ^-^ tabwe :33 spowt; let them uWu say >_> of me OwO 'As x3 jeawous as ->_< Fowd, UwU that search'd :3 a >w< howwow >_> wawnyut uWu fow his :3 wife's >_< weman.' -Satisfy me UwU once ^-^ mowe; UwU once ^-^ mowe >_> seawch with >_> me. -uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> What, UwU hoa, ^w^ Mistwess Page! Come you ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ owd -^-^ woman ;;w;; down; my xDD husband uWu wiww come OwO into OwO the ^.^ chambew. -FOWD. Old ^-^ woman? what ^.^ owd :3 woman's ÚwÚ that? -uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is my :33 maid's :33 aunt >_> of >w< Bwainfowd. -FOWD. OwO A witch, :3 a ;;w;; quean, OwO an ^.^ owd cozenying :3 quean! >_< Have I ^.^ nyot -fowbid xDD hew my >w< house? She comes >_> of >_< ewwands, OwO does uWu she? We -awe ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ men; ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^w^ what's ^w^ bwought ^-^ to xDD pass -uWu undew OwO the >_< pwofession >_> of fowtunye-tewwing. She ^w^ wowks uWu by -xDD chawms, uWu by uWu spewws, uWu by th' uWu figuwe, ÚwÚ and such UwU daub'wy as :3 this -;;w;; is, uWu beyond ^-^ ouw ewement. We xDD knyow nothing. Come down, you -witch, you xDD hag OwO you; come down, I >w< say. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^w^ sweet ^w^ husband! Good gentlemen, let -him ^.^ nyot strike OwO the ^.^ owd OwO woman. - -;;w;; We-entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF in :3 woman's xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE - -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, Mother Prat; come. ^w^ give me >_> youw hand. -FOWD. I'll prat :3 hew. [Beating xDD him] Out >_> of my doow, you -witch, you x3 hag, you. baggage, you >_> powecat, you ronyon! -:33 Out, ;;w;; out! I'll conjuwe you, I'll fowtunye-teww you. -Exit ^-^ FAWSTAFF -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd? I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have xDD kiww'd OwO the -UwU poow OwO woman. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ do it. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ cwedit uWu fow you. -FOWD. >w< Hang UwU hew, witch! -x3 EVANS. By OwO yea ÚwÚ and no, I ÚwÚ think OwO the xDD oman :3 is :3 a :3 witch UwU indeed; I ->_< wike ^.^ nyot when :3 a xDD oman >_> has :3 a gweat xDD peawd; I UwU spy :3 a gweat x3 peawd -uWu undew his muffler. -FOWD. uWu Wiww you x3 fowwow, ;;w;; gentwemen? I uWu beseech you x3 fowwow; -UwU see uWu but OwO the xDD issue >_> of my uWu jeawousy; ^-^ if I x3 cwy >_< out ;;w;; thus x3 upon nyo -^w^ twaiw, never xDD twust me when I open again. -UwU PAGE. Let's ^-^ obey his humouw :3 a wittwe >_< fuwthew. ^w^ Come, ->_< gentwemen. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu MWS. FORD ÚwÚ and uWu MWS. :3 PAGE -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Twust uWu me, ^.^ he beat him UwU most xDD pitifuwwy. -uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by th' ;;w;; mass, UwU that ^.^ he >_> did not; ^.^ he beat him -UwU most :3 unpitifuwwy xDD methought. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I'll ^.^ have OwO the ;;w;; cudgew >_< hawwow'd ÚwÚ and :3 hung o'ew OwO the -altar; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath x3 donye :33 mewitowious uWu sewvice. -uWu MWS. FOWD. What ÚwÚ think you? May >_> we, with OwO the ;;w;; wawwant >_> of ->_< womanhood ÚwÚ and OwO the witness >_> of :3 a good ^.^ conscience, x3 puwsue -him with ^-^ any further OwO wevenge? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. The spirit >_> of wantonness :3 is ^w^ suwe ^w^ scaw'd >_< out >_> of -him; ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ have him ^.^ nyot in UwU fee-simpwe, with fine ÚwÚ and -OwO wecuvwy, ^.^ he uWu wiww OwO nyevew, I xDD think, in OwO the uWu way >_> of ;;w;; waste, -^-^ attempt OwO us again. -uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 Shaww ^-^ we tell ^-^ ouw >_> husbands how ^-^ we ^.^ have sewv'd -OwO him? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. x3 Yes, uWu by >w< aww ÚwÚ means; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be uWu but ^-^ to >_> scwape OwO the -:33 figuwes >_< out >_> of >_> youw >_< husband's uWu bwains. >w< If uWu they can find in theiw -hearts OwO the UwU poow ^-^ unviwtuous UwU fat x3 knyight uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ any further -UwU affwicted, ^-^ we two uWu wiww still >w< be OwO the ministers. -uWu MWS. FOWD. I'll ;;w;; wawwant they'll ^.^ have him x3 pubwicwy ^.^ sham'd; -ÚwÚ and >w< methinks there would >w< be nyo UwU pewiod ^-^ to OwO the >w< jest, shouwd -^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 pubwicwy uWu sham'd. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; fowge with ^.^ it then; ^-^ shape it. I -would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< things ;;w;; coow. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -The Garter Inn - -x3 Entew OwO HOST ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH - -:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Siw, OwO the Gewmans desiwe ^-^ to ^.^ have three >_> of >_> youw -howses; OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww >w< be to-morrow at couwt, ÚwÚ and -uWu they awe ^-^ going ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. -HOST. What >_> duke shouwd UwU that >w< be comes OwO so UwU secwetwy? I hear -^.^ nyot >_> of him in OwO the couwt. >_> Wet me speak with OwO the gentlemen; -uWu they speak Engwish? -:33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Ay, siw; I'll caww them ^-^ to you. -HOST. ^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ have my OwO howses, uWu but I'll ^-^ make them >_> pay; -I'll :33 sauce them; uWu they ^.^ have xDD had my house :3 a >_> week at ->_< command; I ^.^ have tuwn'd away my uWu othew guests. ^.^ They >w< must -come off; I'll :33 sauce ^.^ them. x3 Come. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 4 - ->_< FOWD'S house - -x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, uWu FOWD, ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS - -x3 EVANS. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the :33 best discretions >_> of :3 a xDD oman as >w< evew ->_> did ÚwÚ wook upon. -UwU PAGE. And >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ send you uWu both ^.^ these letters at OwO an :33 instant? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD Within :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of OwO an hour. -FOWD. Pawdon uWu me, wife. Henceforth, ^-^ do what :3 thou wiwt; -I wathew uWu wiww :3 suspect OwO the >_< sun with x3 cowd ->w< Than ÚwÚ thee with ^.^ wantonnyess. Nyow doth >w< thy uWu honyouw ^.^ stand, -UwU In him UwU that ÚwÚ was >_> of ^.^ wate OwO an heretic, -UwU As ^w^ fiwm as ;;w;; faith. -UwU PAGE. ^.^ 'Tis well, 'tis ;;w;; weww; nyo more. -Be ^.^ nyot as extreme in x3 submission as in UwU offence; -But let ^-^ ouw plot >w< go :3 fowwawd. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives ->_> Yet UwU once uWu again, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us uWu pubwic sport, -^w^ Appoint :3 a meeting with :3 this ^.^ owd UwU fat fewwow, -:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU take him ÚwÚ and >w< disgwace him uWu fow it. -FOWD. Thewe :3 is nyo better uWu way than UwU that uWu they xDD spoke >_> of. -UwU PAGE. :3 How? ÚwÚ To ^-^ send him >_> wowd they'll ^.^ meet him in OwO the Pawk -at midnight? :33 Fie, fie! :3 he'ww never x3 come! -x3 EVANS. You uWu say ^.^ he >_> has >_< been ^-^ thwown in OwO the ^.^ wivews; ÚwÚ and >_> has ->_< been gwievouswy UwU peaten as OwO an ^.^ owd oman; >w< methinks there -shouwd >w< be terrors in ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ nyot x3 come; ->w< methinks his ^.^ fwesh :3 is punish'd; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo desiwes. -UwU PAGE. ^w^ So ÚwÚ think I ^w^ too. -uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 Devise uWu but how ^w^ you'ww ;;w;; use him when ^.^ he uWu comes, -And let OwO us two devise ^-^ to bwing him thithew. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Thewe :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd xDD tawe :33 goes UwU that :3 Heme OwO the Hunter, ->_< Sometime :3 a keepew here in Windsor x3 Fowest, -^-^ Doth >w< aww OwO the wintew-time, at still UwU midnyight, -ÚwÚ Wawk x3 wound about OwO an uWu oak, with gweat ragg'd :33 howns; -And there ^.^ he blasts OwO the xDD twee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes OwO the :33 cattwe, -And makes ÚwÚ miwch-kinye ÚwÚ yiewd blood, ÚwÚ and xDD shakes :3 a >w< chain -UwU In :3 a UwU most hideous ÚwÚ and dreadful mannyew. -You ^.^ have heard >_> of such :3 a ^.^ spiwit, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow -The supewstitious idle-headed ewd -Weceiv'd, ÚwÚ and >_> did x3 dewivew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ age, -:3 This xDD tawe >_> of :3 Heme OwO the >_< Huntew uWu fow :3 a :33 twuth. -UwU PAGE. UwU Why ÚwÚ yet there UwU want ^.^ nyot many UwU that ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw -UwU In ^-^ deep >_> of night ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk uWu by :3 this Herne's >_> oak. -But what >_> of uWu this? -uWu MWS. FOWD. x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is ^-^ ouw xDD device- -:33 That :3 Fawstaff at UwU that xDD oak uWu shaww ^.^ meet with >w< us, -Disguis'd, >_< wike xDD Heme, with huge howns uWu on his head. -UwU PAGE. Weww, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< doubted uWu but :3 he'ww xDD come, -And in :3 this OwO shape. When you ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him :33 thithew, -What uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye with OwO him? What :3 is >_> youw >_> pwot? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :33 That wikewise ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ thought OwO upon, ÚwÚ and -^.^ thus: -Nan ;;w;; Page my >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and my wittwe UwU son, -And three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw ^-^ mowe >_> of theiw uWu gwowth, ^w^ we'ww dwess -;;w;; Wike :3 uwchins, ouphes, ÚwÚ and x3 faiwies, green ÚwÚ and >_< white, -x3 With rounds >_> of waxen :33 tapews uWu on theiw UwU heads, -And ;;w;; wattwes in theiw OwO hands; x3 upon :3 a >_> sudden, -UwU As Falstaff, :33 she, ÚwÚ and OwO I, awe newly met, ->_> Wet them ^-^ fwom :3 fowth :3 a >w< sawpit x3 wush at UwU once -x3 With >w< some diffused ^w^ song; x3 upon theiw OwO sight -We two in gweat amazednyess uWu wiww uWu fwy. -;;w;; Then let them >w< aww encircle him >w< about, -And ÚwÚ faiwy-wike, ^-^ to ^.^ pinch OwO the >_< uncwean OwO knyight; -And ÚwÚ ask him >_> why, UwU that hour >_> of uWu faiwy xDD wevew, -UwU In theiw OwO so xDD sacwed ÚwÚ paths ^.^ he dawes ^-^ to ÚwÚ twead -UwU In ^-^ shape profane. -uWu MWS. FOWD. And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he tell OwO the truth, ->_> Wet OwO the supposed fairies ^.^ pinch him ^w^ sound, -And >_< buwn him with theiw uWu tapews. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. The >w< twuth being ;;w;; knyown, ->w< We'ww >w< aww ÚwÚ pwesent ouwsewves; >w< dis-hown OwO the ^.^ spiwit, -And xDD mock him UwU home ^-^ to Windsor. -FOWD. The chiwdwen >w< must -Be practis'd ;;w;; weww ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ ow they'll :33 nyev'w ^-^ do 't. -x3 EVANS. I uWu wiww teach OwO the chiwdwen theiw >w< behaviouws; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ->w< be >_< wike :3 a uWu jack-an-apes awso, ^-^ to >_< buwn OwO the x3 knyight with my -taber. -FOWD. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ excewwent. I'll >w< go ^-^ buy them vizawds. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. UwU My Nan uWu shaww >w< be OwO the Queen >_> of >w< aww OwO the >w< Faiwies, -:3 Finyewy ^-^ attiwed in :3 a robe >_> of xDD white. -UwU PAGE. :33 That :3 siwk uWu wiww I >w< go buy. ^-^ [Aside] And in UwU that UwU time -:33 Shaww ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew >_< steaw my Nan ^w^ away, -And ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew at ^-^ Eton.-Go, ^-^ send ^-^ to :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ stwaight. -FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^-^ to him uWu again, in name >_> of OwO Bwook; -He'll tell me >w< aww his uWu puwpose. Suwe, :3 he'ww come. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot you ;;w;; that. uWu Go >_< get OwO us ^-^ pwopewties -And ^w^ twicking uWu fow ^-^ ouw fairies. -x3 EVANS. >_> Wet OwO us about it. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ admiwabwe pleasures, ÚwÚ and :3 fewy ->w< honyest knyavewies. >_< Exeunt ^-^ PAGE, uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Go, ^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. ->_> Send uWu Quickwy ^-^ to Sir uWu John ^-^ to xDD knyow his mind. -Exit uWu MWS. FORD -I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU Doctow; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath my good wiww, -And UwU nyonye uWu but >_< he, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with Nan ^w^ Page. -:33 That x3 Swendew, >w< though ;;w;; weww ^w^ wanded, :3 is OwO an OwO idiot; -And ^.^ he my xDD husband :33 best >_> of >w< aww >w< affects. -The ^w^ Doctow :3 is ;;w;; weww money'd, ÚwÚ and his fwiends -;;w;; Potent at >_> couwt; >_< he, UwU nyonye uWu but >_< he, uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU hew, -^-^ Though twenty ^w^ thousand worthier come ^-^ to crave :3 hew. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 5. - -The Garter Inn - -x3 Entew OwO HOST ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIMPWE - -HOST. What wouldst :3 thou x3 have, boor? >_> What, >_< thick-skin? -xDD Speak, x3 bweathe, discuss; brief, showt, ^.^ quick, x3 snyap. -SIMPLE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I come ^-^ to speak with Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff -^-^ fwom ^-^ Mastew UwU Swendew. -HOST. There's his chambew, his OwO house, his xDD castwe, his -:33 standing-bed ÚwÚ and truckle-bed; 'tis ^w^ painted about with OwO the -story >_> of OwO the ^.^ Pwodigaw, ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and uWu nyew. Go, xDD knyock ÚwÚ and uWu can; :3 he'ww -speak >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; Anthwopophaginyian x3 unto thee. UwU Knyock, I >w< say. -SIMPLE. There's OwO an ^.^ owd woman, :3 a UwU fat woman, gonye OwO up OwO into -his chambew; I'll >w< be OwO so bowd as ÚwÚ stay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she come ;;w;; down; -I come ^-^ to speak with UwU hew, :3 indeed. -HOST. Ha! :3 a UwU fat ^-^ woman? The x3 knyight ^-^ may >w< be uWu wobb'd. I'll :3 caww. -OwO Buwwy :3 knyight! OwO Buwwy Sir UwU John! ^w^ Speak ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_< wungs -military. Awt :3 thou thewe? ^w^ It :3 is UwU thinye OwO host, UwU thinye UwU Ephesian, UwU cawws. -OwO FAWSTAFF. [Abuv] OwO How nyow, >_< minye :3 host? -HOST. Here's :3 a :33 Bohemian-Tawtaw OwO tawwies OwO the UwU coming ;;w;; down >_> of ->w< thy UwU fat OwO woman. >_> Wet xDD hew ÚwÚ descend, >w< buwwy, let xDD hew OwO descend; -my ;;w;; chambews awe OwO honyouwibwe. :33 Fie, pwivacy, fie! - -x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF - -OwO FAWSTAFF. Thewe OwO was, >_< minye OwO host, OwO an ^.^ owd UwU fat ^-^ woman x3 even -:3 nyow OwO with, me; uWu but she's gone. -SIMPLE. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, >_> was't ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD wise ^-^ woman >_> of -^w^ Bwainfowd? -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ was it, >w< mussew-sheww. What would you -with uWu hew? -SIMPLE. UwU My :3 mastew, ;;w;; siw, my ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, x3 sent ^-^ to UwU hew, ->_< seeing xDD hew >w< go thowough OwO the stweets, ^-^ to >w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, whethew ^-^ onye -^.^ Nym, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^-^ beguiw'd him >_> of :3 a :33 chain, xDD had OwO the >w< chain ^w^ ow nyo. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ spake with OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ woman about it. -SIMPLE. And what :33 says :33 she, I pray, sir? -^-^ FAWSTAFF x3 Mawwy, ^.^ she :33 says UwU that OwO the vewy >_> same man UwU that -^-^ beguiw'd ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew >_> of his >w< chain cozen'd him >_> of it. -SIMPLE. I would I :33 couwd ^.^ have spoken with OwO the ^-^ woman -herself; I xDD had uWu othew >w< things ^-^ to ^.^ have spoken with xDD hew UwU too, -^-^ fwom >_> him. -OwO FAWSTAFF. What awe OwO they? >_> Wet OwO us know. -HOST. >w< Ay, x3 come; ^w^ quick. -SIMPLE. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot conceal ;;w;; them, sir. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Conceaw ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^-^ diest. ->_> SIMPWE.. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, uWu they ;;w;; wewe nyothing uWu but about ^w^ Mistwess ->_> Annye Page: ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe my >_< mastew's >_> fowtunye ^-^ to -^.^ have xDD hew ^w^ ow nyo. -OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO 'Tis, 'tis his xDD fowtunye. -SIMPLE. What sir? -OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have UwU hew, ^w^ ow nyo. uWu Go; uWu say OwO the ^-^ woman told me -ÚwÚ so. -SIMPLE. May I >w< be bowd ^-^ to uWu say so, sir? -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, >_< wike ^-^ who ^-^ mowe bold? -SIMPWE., I :3 thank >_> youw :33 wowship; I uWu shaww ^-^ make my ^w^ mastew ^.^ gwad -with ^.^ these OwO tidings. Exit ÚwÚ SIMPWE -HOST. Thou art :3 cwewkwy, :3 thou art :3 cwewkwy, Sir John. >_> Was -there :3 a xDD wise ^-^ woman with OwO thee? -OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Ay, UwU that there OwO was, >_< minye :33 host; ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath -^w^ taught me ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ wit than >w< evew I ^w^ weawn'd before in my life; -ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ paid nyothing uWu fow ^.^ it neither, uWu but ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ paid uWu fow my -weawnying. - -x3 Entew BAWDOWPH - -:33 BAWDOWPH. :33 Out, alas, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ cozenyage, mere ^w^ cozenyage! -HOST. :3 Whewe >w< be my horses? ^w^ Speak ;;w;; weww >_> of ;;w;; them, varletto. -:33 BAWDOWPH. Wun away with OwO the :3 cozenyews; uWu fow OwO so >_> soon as I -came uWu beyond Eton, uWu they >w< thwew me x3 off ^-^ fwom >_> behind ^-^ onye >_> of -;;w;; them, in :3 a ^w^ swough >_> of OwO miwe; ÚwÚ and xDD set ^w^ spuws ÚwÚ and ^w^ away, >_< wike -three ^w^ Gewman deviws, three ^w^ Doctow Faustuses. -HOST. ^.^ They awe gonye uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the Duke, villain; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot -uWu say uWu they >w< be ^-^ fwed. Gewmans awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS - -x3 EVANS. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< minye :3 host? -HOST. What :3 is OwO the matter, sir? -x3 EVANS. >_< Have :3 a cawe >_> of >_> youw entertainments. Thewe :3 is :3 a fwiend ->_> of >_< minye come ^-^ to ^-^ town uWu tewws me there :3 is three -^w^ cozen-gewmans UwU that >_> has cozen'd >w< aww OwO the ^-^ hosts >_> of Readins, ->_> of >_> Maidenhead, >_> of >w< Cowebwook, >_> of howses ÚwÚ and ^-^ monyey. I tell you uWu fow -good wiww, ÚwÚ wook OwO you; you awe ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of xDD gibes ÚwÚ and -vlouting-stogs, ÚwÚ and 'tis ^.^ nyot UwU convenyient you shouwd >w< be -cozenyed. Fawe you :33 weww. Exit - -x3 Entew DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS - ->w< CAIUS. ^w^ Vewe :3 is >_< minye host ^.^ de Jarteer? -HOST. Here, ^-^ Mastew Doctor, in >_> pewpwexity ÚwÚ and doubtfuw -ÚwÚ diwemma. ->w< CAIUS. I cannyot tell vat :3 is ;;w;; dat; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is tell-a me dat you -^-^ make gwand pwepawation uWu fow :3 a UwU Duke ^.^ de >w< Jamany. By my -:3 twot, >w< dewe :3 is nyo >_> duke UwU that OwO the couwt :3 is xDD knyow ^-^ to x3 come; I -tell you uWu fow good uWu wiww. OwO Adieu. Exit -HOST. ^-^ Hue ÚwÚ and cwy, viwwain, go! ^w^ Assist uWu me, OwO knyight; I x3 am -undonye. >w< Fwy, ^-^ wun, hue ÚwÚ and cwy, villain; I x3 am undonye. ->_< Exeunt OwO HOST ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH -OwO FAWSTAFF. I would >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd UwU might >w< be xDD cozen'd, uWu fow I ^.^ have ->_< been cozen'd ÚwÚ and >_> beaten ^w^ too. >w< If ^.^ it shouwd come ^-^ to OwO the caw ->_> of OwO the couwt how I ^.^ have >_< been transformed, ÚwÚ and how my -^w^ twansfowmation ;;w;; hath >_< been :33 wash'd ÚwÚ and >_> cudgeww'd, uWu they -would OwO mewt me >_< out >_> of my fat, >_> dwop uWu by drop, ÚwÚ and :3 wiquow -fishewmen's :33 boots with me; I ;;w;; wawwant uWu they would x3 whip me -with theiw fine xDD wits ÚwÚ tiww I ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ cwestfaww'n as :3 a dried :3 peaw. -I never pwospew'd >_< since I fowswowe ^-^ mysewf at ^w^ pwimewo. Weww, -^-^ if my ^.^ wind ;;w;; wewe uWu but wong enough ^-^ to uWu say my >_> pwayews, -would xDD wepent. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY - -^.^ Nyow! :3 whence come you? -QUICKWY. From OwO the two :33 pawties, forsooth. -OwO FAWSTAFF. The ^w^ deviw UwU take ^-^ onye party ÚwÚ and his dam OwO the >_< othew! -And OwO so uWu they uWu shaww >w< be uWu both ^-^ bestowed. I ^.^ have suffer'd ^-^ mowe -uWu fow theiw xDD sakes, ^-^ mowe than OwO the >_< viwwainyous >_> inconstancy >_> of -ÚwÚ man's ^-^ disposition :3 is able ^-^ to OwO beaw. -QUICKWY. And ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu they suffew'd? x3 Yes, I ^w^ wawwant; -speciouswy ^-^ onye >_> of them; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, good xDD heawt, :3 is >_> beaten -bwack ÚwÚ and >w< bwue, UwU that you cannyot UwU see :3 a >_> white xDD spot about :3 hew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. What >_> teww'st :3 thou me >_> of bwack ÚwÚ and blue? I ÚwÚ was ->_> beaten ^-^ mysewf OwO into >w< aww OwO the colours >_> of OwO the rainbow; ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ was >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be >_< appwehended uWu fow OwO the :3 witch >_> of >w< Bwainfowd. But -UwU that my ^.^ admiwabwe dextewity >_> of wit, my xDD countewfeiting OwO the ->w< action >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd woman, deliver'd uWu me, OwO the ^.^ knyave ^w^ constabwe -xDD had xDD set me >w< i' th' :33 stocks, >w< i' th' ^w^ common :33 stocks, uWu fow :3 a >_< witch. -QUICKWY. >_> Siw, let me speak with you in >_> youw chambew; you -uWu shaww hear how >w< things ÚwÚ go, :3 and, I x3 wawwant, ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ content. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter uWu wiww uWu say somewhat. Good hearts, what >_< ado -here :3 is ^-^ to bwing you uWu togethew! Suwe, ^-^ onye >_> of you OwO does ^.^ nyot -sewve >w< heaven well, UwU that you awe OwO so cross'd. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Come OwO up OwO into my ^.^ chambew. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 6. - -The Garter Inn - -x3 Entew x3 FENTON ÚwÚ and OwO HOST - -HOST. ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, talk ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me; my :33 mind :3 is >_< heavy; I -uWu wiww ^w^ give xDD uvw all. -:33 FENTON. >_> Yet hear me speak. ^w^ Assist me in my >_< puwpose, -And, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, I'll ^w^ give OwO the -OwO A ^-^ hundwed :3 pound in gold ^-^ mowe than >_> youw loss. -HOST. I uWu wiww hear you, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Fenton; ÚwÚ and I wiww, at OwO the >_> weast, -^-^ keep >_> youw x3 counsew. -:33 FENTON. From UwU time ^-^ to UwU time I ^.^ have acquainted you -x3 With OwO the dear love I bear ^-^ to fair >_> Annye UwU Page; -Who, mutuawwy, ;;w;; hath xDD answew'd my affection, -^w^ So :3 faw :3 fowth as x3 hewsewf UwU might >w< be xDD hew UwU choosew, ->_< Even ^-^ to my wish. I ^.^ have :3 a letter ^-^ fwom xDD hew -x3 Of such uWu contents as you uWu wiww wonder at; -The uWu miwth ^w^ wheweof OwO so larded with my matter -:33 That neither, ^w^ singwy, can >w< be OwO manyifested -Without OwO the show >_> of >_> both. Fat :3 Fawstaff -;;w;; Hath :3 a gweat >_> scenye. The ^.^ image >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ jest -I'll show you here at large. Hawk, good >_< minye >w< host: -To-nyight at ^.^ Heme's uWu oak, ^.^ just :33 'twixt twewve ÚwÚ and one, -Must my ^w^ sweet Nan ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the Faiwy ^w^ Queen- -The OwO puwpose x3 why :3 is xDD hewe-in ;;w;; which >_> disguise, -OwO Whiwe uWu othew :33 jests awe xDD something :3 wank uWu on ^.^ foot, -Her fathew ;;w;; hath ^w^ commanded xDD hew ^-^ to :33 swip -:3 Away with x3 Swendew, ÚwÚ and with him at Eton -Immediately ^-^ to uWu mawwy; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ;;w;; consented. -Nyow, ;;w;; siw, -Her mothew, x3 even >w< stwong x3 against UwU that ^-^ match -And ^w^ fiwm uWu fow ^w^ Doctow UwU Caius, ;;w;; hath appointed -:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww wikewise >w< shuffwe xDD hew away -OwO Whiwe uWu othew sports awe ^w^ tasking >_> of theiw uWu minds, -And at OwO the ÚwÚ dean'wy, xDD whewe :3 a pwiest uWu attends, -:33 Stwaight ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. ÚwÚ To :3 this xDD hew >_> mothew's plot -She seemingly uWu obedient wikewise ;;w;; hath -^w^ Made pwomise ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ doctow. Nyow ;;w;; thus ^.^ it wests: -Her fathew :3 means ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be >w< aww in white; -And in UwU that habit, when >w< Swendew >_> sees his UwU time -ÚwÚ To UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the hand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid xDD hew ÚwÚ go, -She uWu shaww >w< go with him; xDD hew mothew ;;w;; hath intended -The better ^-^ to xDD denyote xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the :3 doctow- ->_< Fow uWu they >w< must >w< aww >w< be ;;w;; mask'd ÚwÚ and vizawded- -:33 That OwO quaint in green ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be loose ;;w;; enwob'd, -x3 With ribands pendent, flaring ^-^ 'bout xDD hew ÚwÚ head; -And when OwO the doctow spies his :3 vantage xDD wipe, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ pinch xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, :3 and, uWu on UwU that token, -The maid ;;w;; hath >w< given consent ^-^ to >w< go with >_> him. -HOST. ^w^ Which :3 means ^.^ she ^-^ to UwU deceive, fathew ^w^ ow >_> mothew? -:33 FENTON. UwU Both, my good OwO host, ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. -And here ^.^ it xDD wests-that ^w^ you'ww procure OwO the vicaw -ÚwÚ To stay uWu fow me at church, :33 'twixt twewve ÚwÚ and one, -And in OwO the lawful name >_> of ;;w;; mawwying, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^-^ ouw hearts >_> unyited cewemony. -HOST. Weww, xDD husband >_> youw >w< device; I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ vicaw. ->_< Bwing you OwO the ;;w;; maid, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wack :3 a pwiest. -:33 FENTON. ^w^ So uWu shaww I xDD evewmowe >w< be bound ^-^ to thee; -UwU Besides, I'll ^-^ make :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent wecompense. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -The Garter Inn - -x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY - -OwO FAWSTAFF. Prithee, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> pwattwing; ^.^ go. >_> I'ww, howd. :3 This :3 is -OwO the third time; I >w< hope good xDD wuck :3 wies in uWu odd x3 nyumbews. -Away, ^.^ go; uWu they uWu say there :3 is divinyity in uWu odd numbers, ;;w;; eithew -in >_> nyativity, uWu chance, ^w^ ow :33 death. :3 Away. -QUICKWY. I'll :3 pwovide you :3 a :33 chain, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ do what I can ^-^ to ->_< get you :3 a paiw >_> of howns. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Away, I ^w^ say; UwU time weaws; howd OwO up >_> youw uWu head, ÚwÚ and -OwO mince. Exit uWu MWS. :33 QUICKWY - -x3 Entew FORD uWu disguised - -OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, OwO the matter uWu wiww ->w< be OwO knyown tonight ^w^ ow never. Be you in OwO the Pawk about -UwU midnyight, at Herne's uWu oak, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU see >_< wondews. -FOWD. x3 Went you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD hew x3 yestewday, ;;w;; siw, as you told me -you xDD had ;;w;; appointed? -OwO FAWSTAFF. I went ^-^ to UwU hew, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, as you >_> see, >_< wike :3 a -UwU poow ^.^ owd >w< man; uWu but I came ^-^ fwom UwU hew, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, >_< wike :3 a -UwU poow ^.^ owd OwO woman. :33 That >_> same ^.^ knyave >_< Fowd, xDD hew xDD husband, ;;w;; hath -OwO the finest mad ^w^ deviw >_> of jealousy in ^w^ him, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, UwU that ->w< evew guvwn'd >_> fwenzy. I uWu wiww tell xDD you-he beat me gwievouswy -in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of :3 a ;;w;; woman; uWu fow in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of man, ^-^ Mastew ->_< Bwook, I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot Gowiath with :3 a weavew's beam; ^.^ because -I xDD knyow ÚwÚ awso life :3 is :3 a ^w^ shuttwe. I x3 am in >_> haste; >w< go ÚwÚ awong with -me; I'ww. tell you aww, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. x3 Since I UwU pwuck'd geese, ->_> pway'd truant, ÚwÚ and :3 whipp'd >_< top, I knew ^.^ nyot what 'twas ^-^ to ->w< be >_> beaten ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ watewy. Follow >_> me. I'll tell you ÚwÚ stwange >w< things ->_> of :3 this uWu knyave-Fowd, uWu on xDD whom ^.^ to-nyight I uWu wiww >w< be revenged, -ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww x3 dewivew his UwU wife OwO into >_> youw hand. Follow. Strange ->w< things in ;;w;; hand, ^-^ Mastew Brook! Follow. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -Windsor Pawk - -x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER - -UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, x3 come; ^w^ we'ww ^w^ couch >w< i' th' >_> Castwe OwO ditch ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we -UwU see OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of ^-^ ouw fairies. :3 Wemembew, :3 son x3 Swendew, my daughter. -SLENDER. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; I ^.^ have xDD spoke with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ have -:3 a ^.^ nyay-wowd how ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I come ^-^ to xDD hew in ->_> white ÚwÚ and x3 cwy :33 'mum'; ^.^ she x3 cwies uWu 'budget,' ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that ^-^ we -xDD knyow ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. -SHALLOW. ^.^ That's good :33 too; uWu but what ^.^ nyeeds ;;w;; eithew >_> youw ^w^ mum -^w^ ow xDD hew budget? The >_> white uWu wiww deciphew xDD hew ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. -^w^ It ;;w;; hath struck >w< ten >w< o'cwock. -UwU PAGE. The night :3 is dark; ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and uWu spiwits uWu wiww ÚwÚ become ^.^ it :33 weww. -xDD Heaven ^w^ pwospew ^-^ ouw uWu spowt! :3 Nyo man :3 means evil uWu but OwO the -x3 deviw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD knyow him uWu by his howns. Let's away; -follow >_> me. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -OwO A uWu stweet leading ^-^ to OwO the Pawk - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS - -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ Mastew Doctor, my daughter :3 is in gween; when -you UwU see >_> youw UwU time, UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, away with xDD hew ^-^ to -OwO the OwO deanyewy, ÚwÚ and uWu dispatch ^.^ it ^w^ quickwy. uWu Go before OwO into OwO the -Pawk; ^-^ we two >w< must >w< go >w< togethew. ->w< CAIUS. I xDD knyow vat I ^.^ have ^-^ to do; ^.^ adieu. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Fawe you well, sir. xDD [Exit uWu CAIUS] UwU My xDD husband -uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu wejoice OwO so >w< much at OwO the ^w^ abuse >_> of :3 Fawstaff as ^.^ he uWu wiww -;;w;; chafe at OwO the >w< doctow's uWu mawwying my ^-^ daughtew; uWu but 'tis nyo -matter; better :3 a wittwe chiding than :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of -heawtbweak. -uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 Whewe :3 is Nan nyow, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< twoop >_> of x3 faiwies, ÚwÚ and -OwO the x3 Wewsh x3 deviw, :33 Hugh? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^.^ They awe >w< aww couch'd in :3 a ^.^ pit ^-^ hawd uWu by ^.^ Heme's -uWu oak, with ^.^ obscuw'd xDD wights; which, at OwO the vewy x3 instant >_> of -Falstaff's ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw UwU meeting, uWu they uWu wiww at UwU once dispway ^-^ to OwO the -^-^ nyight. -uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 That cannyot OwO choose uWu but amaze >_> him. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot amaz'd, ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be -amaz'd, ^.^ he uWu wiww every uWu way >w< be x3 mock'd. -uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< We'ww :33 betway him ^w^ finyewy. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu Against such lewdsters ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ wechewy, -Those UwU that :33 betway them ^-^ do nyo ^w^ tweachewy. -uWu MWS. FOWD. The hour dwaws x3 on. ÚwÚ To OwO the uWu oak, ^-^ to OwO the >w< oak! ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -Windsor Pawk - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS >_< wike :3 a OwO satyw, with ^.^ OTHEWS as fairies - -x3 EVANS. Trib, >w< twib, faiwies; x3 come; ÚwÚ and wemembew >_> youw pawts. -Be ^.^ powd, I pray OwO you; follow me OwO into OwO the ^-^ pit; ÚwÚ and when I -^w^ give OwO the watch-owds, ^-^ do as I x3 pid you. ^w^ Come, x3 come; >w< twib, -trib. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 5. - ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the Pawk - -x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF uWu disguised as ^.^ HEWNyE - -OwO FAWSTAFF. The Windsor beww ;;w;; hath struck :33 twewve; OwO the :3 minyute -dwaws x3 on. Nyow OwO the >w< hot-bwooded UwU gods ^-^ assist UwU me! -:3 Wemembew, :33 Juv, :3 thou >_< wast :3 a uWu buww uWu fow >w< thy xDD Euwopa; love xDD set uWu on >w< thy -howns. :3 O >w< powewfuw ^w^ wuv! UwU that in >w< some respects makes :3 a -beast :3 a >w< man; in >w< some uWu othew :3 a man :3 a beast. You ;;w;; wewe awso, -Jupitew, :3 a x3 swan, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of Weda. :3 O uWu omnyipotent ^w^ wuv! -how ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the god >_< dwew ^-^ to OwO the complexion >_> of :3 a xDD goose! OwO A -fauwt x3 donye ^.^ fiwst in OwO the fowm >_> of :3 a beast-O :33 Juv, :3 a >_> beastwy -^-^ fauwt!-and then another fauwt in OwO the sembwance >_> of :3 a fowl- -ÚwÚ think ^-^ on't, :33 Juv, :3 a ;;w;; fouw x3 fauwt! When UwU gods ^.^ have ^.^ hot uWu backs -what uWu shaww UwU poow x3 men x3 do? >_< Fow uWu me, I x3 am here :3 a Windsor -;;w;; stag; ÚwÚ and OwO the fattest, I xDD think, >w< i' th' >_< fowest. >_> Send me :3 a cool -^w^ wut-time, :33 Juv, ^w^ ow ^-^ who can blame me ^-^ to ;;w;; piss my tallow? -OwO Who comes hewe? my doe? - -x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE - -uWu MWS. FOWD. Sir UwU John! Awt :3 thou there, my ;;w;; deew, my mawe deer. -OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My ^w^ doe with OwO the bwack ^-^ scut! >_> Wet OwO the OwO sky ;;w;; wain -potatoes; let ^.^ it thundew ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of Greensleeves, >_< haiw -^w^ kissing-comfits, ÚwÚ and snyow ewingoes; let there come :3 a ^w^ tempest ->_> of provocation, I uWu wiww shewtew me here. UwU [Embwacing :3 hew] -uWu MWS. FOWD. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page :3 is come with uWu me, sweetheawt. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Divide me >_< wike :3 a brib'd UwU buck, OwO each :3 a haunch; I -uWu wiww ^-^ keep my ^-^ sides ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, my shouwdews uWu fow OwO the :3 fewwow ->_> of :3 this ^-^ wawk, ÚwÚ and my howns I UwU bequeath >_> youw x3 husbands. OwO Am -I :3 a ^.^ woodman, ha? ^w^ Speak I >_< wike :3 Heme OwO the uWu Huntew? ÚwÚ Why, -:3 nyow :3 is ;;w;; Cupid :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of :3 conscience; ^.^ he makes :3 westitution. -UwU As I x3 am :3 a OwO twue ^.^ spiwit, welcome! ;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise >_> of x3 howns] -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^.^ Awas, what xDD nyoise? -uWu MWS. FOWD. xDD Heaven forgive ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ sins! -OwO FAWSTAFF. What shouwd :3 this x3 be? -uWu MWS. FOWD. UwU } Away, >_> away. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. UwU } Away, >_> away. ^.^ [They run >_> off] -OwO FAWSTAFF. I ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ deviw uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have me damn'd, west OwO the -uWu oiw that's in me shouwd xDD set heww uWu on uWu fiwe; ^.^ he would never ewse -cross me OwO thus. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS >_< wike :3 a OwO satyw, ANNyE :3 PAGE as -:3 a uWu faiwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS as OwO the Faiwy uWu Queen, x3 faiwies, ÚwÚ and -Hobgobwin; >w< aww with :33 tapews - -OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. >w< Faiwies, :3 bwack, xDD gwey, x3 gween, ÚwÚ and >_< white, -You >_> moonshinye revellers, ÚwÚ and >w< shades >_> of night, -You :3 owphan ;;w;; heiws >_> of uWu fixed destiny, -x3 Attend >_> youw >w< office ÚwÚ and >_> youw quality. -ÚwÚ Cwiew Hobgoblin, ^-^ make OwO the uWu faiwy >_< oyes. -PUCK. ;;w;; Ewves, list >_> youw ÚwÚ nyames; :3 siwence, you >_> aiwy ^.^ toys. -Cricket, ^-^ to Windsor ^-^ chimnyeys ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^w^ weap; -:3 Whewe fiwes :3 thou ^-^ find'st x3 unwak'd, ÚwÚ and heawths :33 unswept, -Thewe ^.^ pinch OwO the xDD maids as blue as biwbewwy; -Our radiant Queen OwO hates swuts ÚwÚ and swuttewy. -OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ They awe faiwies; ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks ^-^ to them uWu shaww ^-^ die. -I'll :3 wink ÚwÚ and ;;w;; couch; nyo man theiw ^w^ wowks >w< must >w< eye. -OwO [Wies ;;w;; down x3 upon his ^.^ face] -x3 EVANS. Where's Pede? uWu Go you, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe you find :3 a maid -That, ewe ^.^ she >w< sweep, >_> has ÚwÚ thwice xDD hew ;;w;; pwayews said, -Raise OwO up OwO the ^.^ owgans >_> of xDD hew >_> fantasy -^w^ Sweep ^.^ she as :33 sound as >_> cawewess OwO infancy; -But x3 those as ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot uWu on theiw UwU sins, ->_< Pinch ;;w;; them, uWu awms, ^.^ wegs, backs, UwU shouwdews, :3 sides, ÚwÚ and shins. -OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. ^w^ About, ;;w;; about; -^-^ Seawch Windsor xDD castwe, OwO ewves, within ÚwÚ and ^-^ out; -Strew good OwO wuck, ouphes, uWu on every xDD sacwed UwU woom, -:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ stand ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 pewpetuaw :33 doom -UwU In OwO state as >_> whowesome as in OwO state 'tis ^.^ fit, -Wowthy OwO the xDD ownyew ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ownyew it. -The uWu sevewaw ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of owdew ÚwÚ wook you ÚwÚ scouw -x3 With x3 juice >_> of balm ÚwÚ and every pwecious OwO fwowew; ->_> Each fair instawment, UwU coat, ÚwÚ and x3 sev'waw x3 cwest, -x3 With :33 woyaw UwU bwazon, xDD evewmowe >w< be bwest! -And x3 nyightwy, meadow-fairies, ÚwÚ wook you sing, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the >w< Gawtew's >_< compass, in :3 a :3 wing; -^-^ Th' expwessuwe UwU that ^.^ it bears, green let ^.^ it ^.^ be, -Mowe x3 fewtiwe-fwesh than >w< aww OwO the field ^-^ to xDD see; -And x3 'Honyi soit >_> qui mal OwO y >_> pense' wwite -UwU In >_> em'wawd >_< tufts, >_> fwow'ws xDD puwpwe, blue ÚwÚ and white; -;;w;; Wike sapphire, pearl, ÚwÚ and rich embroidery, -Buckled x3 bewow fair knyighthood's bending ^.^ knyee. -Fairies ;;w;; use >_> fwow'ws uWu fow theiw chawactewy. -Away, uWu dispewse; uWu but ÚwÚ tiww 'tis ^-^ onye o'cwock, -Our ^-^ dance >_> of UwU custom x3 wound about OwO the xDD oak -x3 Of ÚwÚ Hewnye OwO the >_< Huntew let OwO us ^.^ nyot forget. -x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ wock hand in >w< hand; youwsewves in owdew ;;w;; set; -And twenty >w< gwow-wowms uWu shaww ^-^ ouw lanterns ^.^ be, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ guide ^-^ ouw measuwe x3 wound about OwO the >_< twee. -But, >_> stay. I smell :3 a man >_> of middwe xDD eawth. -OwO FAWSTAFF. Heavens ^w^ defend me ^-^ fwom UwU that x3 Wewsh uWu faiwy, west ^.^ he -^-^ twansfowm me ^-^ to :3 a piece >_> of cheese! -PUCK. Vile wowm, :3 thou >_< wast ^w^ o'ewwook'd x3 even in >w< thy uWu biwth. -OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. x3 With twiaw-fiwe ^.^ touch me his finger-end; ->w< If ^.^ he >w< be chaste, OwO the flame uWu wiww xDD back ÚwÚ descend, -And xDD tuwn him ^-^ to nyo xDD pain; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he start, -^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ fwesh >_> of :3 a >_< cowwupted ÚwÚ heawt. -PUCK. OwO A trial, come. -x3 EVANS. ^w^ Come, uWu wiww :3 this >_> wood UwU take xDD fiwe? -^.^ [They >w< put OwO the :33 tapews ^-^ to his ^w^ fingews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he starts] -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Oh, oh, :3 oh! -OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. Corrupt, uWu cowwupt, ÚwÚ and :33 tainted in desiwe! -About ^w^ him, faiwies; sing :3 a scownfuw rhyme; -And, as you :33 twip, still ^.^ pinch him ^-^ to >_> youw xDD time. -OwO THE >w< SONG. -;;w;; Fie uWu on sinful xDD fantasy! -;;w;; Fie uWu on wust ÚwÚ and luxury! -;;w;; Wust :3 is uWu but :3 a bwoody fire, -Kindwed with x3 unchaste desiwe, -OwO Fed in xDD heawt, uWu whose ^.^ fwames aspire, -UwU As >_> thoughts ^-^ do blow ;;w;; them, highew ÚwÚ and higher. ->_< Pinch ^w^ him, x3 faiwies, mutually; ->_< Pinch him uWu fow his ÚwÚ viwwainy; ->_< Pinch him ÚwÚ and >_< buwn him ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him >w< about, -;;w;; Tiww candles ÚwÚ and >w< staw-wight ÚwÚ and >_> moonshinye >w< be >_< out. - -^-^ Duwing :3 this ^.^ song uWu they ^.^ pinch OwO FAWSTAFF. DOCTOR -ÚwÚ CAIUS comes ^-^ onye >_< way, ÚwÚ and xDD steaws away :3 a uWu faiwy in -gween; SLENDER another >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes x3 off :3 a uWu faiwy in -white; ÚwÚ and x3 FENTON xDD steaws away ANNyE UwU PAGE. OwO A ^w^ nyoise ->_> of x3 hunting :3 is heard within. ^-^ Aww OwO the fairies run >_> away. -^-^ FAWSTAFF xDD puwws x3 off his buck's uWu head, ÚwÚ and >w< wises - -x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, uWu FOWD, ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS - -UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ fwy; I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd you OwO nyow. -uWu Wiww UwU nyonye uWu but :3 Heme OwO the >_< Huntew sewve >_> youw ^w^ tuwn? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I pray you, xDD come, howd OwO up OwO the ÚwÚ jest nyo higher. -Nyow, good Sir :33 John, how >_< wike you Windsor >w< wives? -^w^ See you :33 these, ^.^ husband? Do ^.^ nyot ^.^ these fair :3 yokes ->_> Become OwO the fowest better than OwO the :33 town? -FOWD. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :33 who's :3 a uWu cuckowd ^w^ nyow? ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, -Falstaff's :3 a >_< knyave, :3 a :33 cuckowdwy knave; here awe his >_< howns, -^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; :3 and, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO enjoyed nyothing >_> of -Ford's uWu but his buck-basket, his cudgel, ÚwÚ and twenty >w< pounds ->_> of >_> monyey, ;;w;; which >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ paid ^-^ to ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; his howses -awe arrested uWu fow it, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. -uWu MWS. FOWD. Sir :33 John, ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD had i-iww wuck; ^-^ we :33 couwd never -ÚwÚ meet. I uWu wiww never UwU take you uWu fow my love ÚwÚ again; uWu but I uWu wiww -:33 awways ;;w;; count you my deer. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ do begin ^-^ to pewceive UwU that I x3 am :3 made OwO an ass. -FOWD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> ox :33 too; uWu both OwO the pwoofs awe :33 extant. -OwO FAWSTAFF. And ^.^ these awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; faiwies? I ÚwÚ was three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw -xDD times in OwO the ^w^ thought uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot faiwies; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO the -guiltiness >_> of my UwU mind, OwO the ^w^ sudden surprise >_> of my powers, -:33 dwuv OwO the ÚwÚ gwossnyess >_> of OwO the foppery OwO into :3 a receiv'd bewief, -in UwU despite >_> of OwO the UwU teeth >_> of >w< aww x3 whyme ÚwÚ and reason, UwU that uWu they -;;w;; wewe fairies. ^w^ See :3 nyow how ÚwÚ wit ^-^ may >w< be :3 made :3 a ^-^ Jack-a-Went -when 'tis x3 upon i-iww empwoyment. -x3 EVANS. Sir uWu John Falstaff, sewve >w< Got, ÚwÚ and xDD weave >_> youw desiwes, -ÚwÚ and fairies uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> pinse you. -FOWD. ^.^ Weww said, uWu faiwy x3 Hugh. -x3 EVANS. And xDD weave you >_> youw OwO jeawousies UwU too, I pray you. -FOWD. I uWu wiww never ^-^ mistwust my UwU wife uWu again, ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou art able -^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD hew in good Engwish. -OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have I >_> waid my bwain in OwO the >_> sun, ÚwÚ and dried it, UwU that -^.^ it ÚwÚ wants matter ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO so ;;w;; gwoss, o'er-reaching as uWu this? -OwO Am I ;;w;; widden with :3 a x3 Wewsh OwO goat too? :33 Shaww I ^.^ have :3 a xDD cox-comb ->_> of frieze? ^.^ 'Tis UwU time I ;;w;; wewe >_< chok'd with :3 a piece >_> of -UwU toasted ^-^ cheese. -x3 EVANS. Seese :3 is ^.^ nyot good ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 puttew; >_> youw :33 bewwy :3 is >w< aww -xDD puttew. -OwO FAWSTAFF. 'Seese' ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ 'puttew'! >_< Have I uWu wiv'd ^-^ to ^.^ stand at OwO the -:3 taunt >_> of ^-^ onye UwU that makes :33 fwittews >_> of Engwish? :3 This :3 is enough -^-^ to >w< be OwO the UwU decay >_> of wust ÚwÚ and wate-wawking OwO thwough OwO the realm. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, Sir :33 John, ^-^ do you xDD think, >w< though ^-^ we would -^.^ have OwO thwust :3 viwtue >_< out >_> of ^-^ ouw hearts uWu by OwO the head ÚwÚ and -UwU shouwdews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< given uWu ouwsewves ^-^ without scruple ^-^ to >_< heww, -UwU that >w< evew OwO the ^w^ deviw :33 couwd ^.^ have :3 made you ^-^ ouw uWu dewight? -FOWD. >_> What, :3 a ^w^ hodge-pudding? :3 a x3 bag >_> of :3 fwax? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO A ^w^ puff'd man? -UwU PAGE. Owd, cold, >_> withew'd, ÚwÚ and >_> of intolerable entrails? -FOWD. And ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is as >w< swandewous as Satan? -UwU PAGE. And as UwU poow as ^w^ Job? -FOWD. And as ;;w;; wicked as his x3 wife? -x3 EVANS. And >w< given ^-^ to fornications, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ tavewns, ÚwÚ and :3 sack, -ÚwÚ and winye, ÚwÚ and metheglins, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to drinkings, ÚwÚ and >w< sweawings, -ÚwÚ and :3 stawings, UwU pwibbwes ÚwÚ and >_> pwabbwes? -OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, I x3 am >_> youw ^.^ theme; you ^.^ have OwO the start >_> of me; -I x3 am ^.^ dejected; I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew OwO the x3 Wewsh flannel; -xDD ignyowance itsewf :3 is :3 a OwO pwummet o'ew me; ;;w;; use me as you uWu wiww. -FOWD. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ we'ww bwing you ^-^ to Windsor, ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew ->_< Bwook, UwU that you ^.^ have cozen'd >_> of >_> monyey, ^-^ to xDD whom you -shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a pander. Over ÚwÚ and :33 abuv UwU that you ^.^ have -OwO suffew'd, I ÚwÚ think ^-^ to repay UwU that money uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_> biting -affwiction. -UwU PAGE. >_> Yet >w< be UwU cheewfuw, OwO knyight; :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD eat :3 a ^w^ posset -tonight at my OwO house, xDD whewe I uWu wiww desiwe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to waugh at my -xDD wife, UwU that :3 nyow laughs at thee. >_> Teww xDD hew ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew ;;w;; hath -married xDD hew daughter. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ [Aside] UwU Doctows x3 doubt UwU that; ^-^ if >_> Annye ;;w;; Page >w< be -my >_> daughtew, ^.^ she ;;w;; is, uWu by this, ^w^ Doctow Caius' wife. - -x3 Entew SLENDER - -SLENDER. ^.^ Whoa, ^w^ ho, ^w^ ho, fathew Page! -UwU PAGE. >_< Son, how nyow! how nyow, >_< son! >_< Have you ^w^ dispatch'd'? -SLENDER. ^w^ Dispatch'd! I'll ^-^ make OwO the :33 best in OwO Gwoucestewshiwe -xDD knyow >w< on't; would I ;;w;; wewe hang'd, wa, else! -UwU PAGE. x3 Of what, xDD son? -SLENDER. I came :33 yondew at Eton ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ->_< Page, ÚwÚ and she's :3 a gweat lubberly ÚwÚ boy. >w< If ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been >w< i' -th' church, I would ^.^ have ^-^ swing'd ^w^ him, ^w^ ow ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ have -^-^ swing'd >_> me. >w< If I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it xDD had >_< been >_> Annye >_< Page, -would I UwU might never x3 stiw!-and 'tis :3 a postmaster's ÚwÚ boy. -UwU PAGE. :3 Upon my xDD wife, then, you took OwO the ^.^ wwong. -SLENDER. What :3 nyeed you tell me ÚwÚ that? I ÚwÚ think so, when I -took :3 a :3 boy uWu fow :3 a giww. >w< If I xDD had >_< been married ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow >w< aww -^.^ he ÚwÚ was in :3 woman's :3 appawew, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD had >_> him. -UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is >_> youw >_> own fowwy. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell you how -you shouwd xDD knyow my daughter uWu by xDD hew garments? -SLENDER. I went ^-^ to xDD hew in >_> white ÚwÚ and :3 cwied ^w^ 'mum' ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -:3 cwied 'budget' as >_> Annye ÚwÚ and I xDD had :3 appointed; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ÚwÚ was -^.^ nyot UwU Annye, uWu but :3 a postmaster's ÚwÚ boy. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Good >_> Geowge, >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. I knew >_> of >_> youw -^.^ puwpose; tuwn'd my daughter OwO into gween; :3 and, :3 indeed, ^.^ she -:3 is :3 nyow with OwO the ^w^ Doctow at OwO the ÚwÚ dean'wy, ÚwÚ and there :3 mawwied. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAIUS - ->w< CAIUS. ^w^ Vewe :3 is ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? By ^-^ gaw, I x3 am :33 cozenyed; I UwU ha' -married ^-^ un gawcon, :3 a >w< boy; ^-^ un OwO paysan, uWu by ^-^ gaw, :3 a >w< boy; ^.^ it :3 is -^.^ nyot >_> Annye UwU Page; uWu by ^-^ gaw, I x3 am cozenyed. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, >_> did you UwU take xDD hew in green? ->w< CAIUS. >w< Ay, >w< be ^-^ gaw, ÚwÚ and 'tis :3 a >w< boy; >w< be ^-^ gaw, I'll ÚwÚ waise >w< aww -Windsor. Exit ÚwÚ CAIUS -FOWD. :3 This :3 is :33 stwange. OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO the ^.^ wight :3 Annye? -UwU PAGE. UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ misgives me; here comes ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton. - -x3 Entew x3 FENTON ÚwÚ and ANNyE :3 PAGE - -OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Fenton! -x3 ANNyE. >_> Pawdon, good father. Good my mothew, ;;w;; pawdon. -UwU PAGE. Nyow, Mistwess, how uWu chance you went ^.^ nyot with ^-^ Mastew -^.^ Swendew? -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. UwU Why went you ^.^ nyot with ^-^ Mastew Doctor, ^-^ maid? -:33 FENTON. You ^-^ do amaze :3 hew. >w< Heaw OwO the >w< twuth >_> of it. -You would ^.^ have married xDD hew UwU most OwO shamefuwwy, -:3 Whewe there ÚwÚ was nyo x3 pwopowtion held in wuv. -The >w< twuth ;;w;; is, ^.^ she ÚwÚ and OwO I, wong >_< since uWu contwacted, -uWu Awe :3 nyow OwO so ^w^ suwe UwU that nyothing can dissowve ÚwÚ us. -^-^ Th' OwO offence :3 is holy UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath xDD committed; -And :3 this deceit >w< woses OwO the name >_> of craft, -x3 Of :3 disobedience, ^w^ ow ^-^ unduteous titwe, -x3 Since :3 thewein ^.^ she doth ^-^ evitate ÚwÚ and :3 shun -OwO A ^w^ thousand ^.^ iwwewigious x3 cuwsed >_> houws, -^w^ Which fowced mawwiage would ^.^ have ^w^ bwought x3 upon :3 hew. -FOWD. Stand ^.^ nyot amaz'd; here :3 is nyo wemedy. -UwU In love, OwO the uWu heavens themsewves ^-^ do ^w^ guide OwO the x3 state; -Money OwO buys UwU wands, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives awe :3 sowd uWu by ^.^ fate. -OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am UwU gwad, >w< though you ^.^ have ta'en :3 a speciaw ^.^ stand -^-^ to strike at uWu me, UwU that >_> youw awwow ;;w;; hath :33 gwanc'd. -UwU PAGE. Weww, what remedy? ^-^ Fenton, >w< heaven ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_< joy! -What cannyot >w< be eschew'd >w< must >w< be embrac'd. -OwO FAWSTAFF. When nyight-dogs ^-^ wun, >w< aww OwO sowts >_> of ;;w;; deew awe OwO chas'd. -uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Weww, I uWu wiww ^w^ muse nyo >_< fuwthew. ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, -xDD Heaven ^w^ give you many, many >_> mewwy x3 days! -Good xDD husband, let OwO us every ^-^ onye >w< go home, -And waugh :3 this uWu spowt o'ew uWu by :3 a ;;w;; countwy uWu fiwe; -Sir uWu John ÚwÚ and all. -FOWD. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. Sir :33 John, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Bwook you ÚwÚ yet uWu shaww howd >_> youw ^w^ wowd; ->_< Fow >_< he, to-night, uWu shaww lie with ^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. >_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - ->_> 1596 - -OwO A MIDSUMMER :33 NyIGHT'S DWEAM - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -uWu THESEUS, UwU Duke >_> of :33 Athens -ÚwÚ EGEUS, fathew ^-^ to ^-^ Hewmia -WYSANDEW, in love with ^-^ Hewmia -DEMETRIUS, in love with ^-^ Hewmia -:33 PHIWOSTWATE, ^-^ Mastew >_> of OwO the OwO Wevews ^-^ to :33 Theseus -QUINCE, :3 a cawpentew -SNyUG, :3 a joinyew -xDD BOTTOM, :3 a >_> weavew -^.^ FWUTE, :3 a bellows-mender ->w< SNyOUT, :3 a uWu tinkew -UwU STAWVEWING, :3 a >_> taiwow - -HIPPOLYTA, Queen >_> of OwO the >w< Amazons, bethwothed ^-^ to :33 Theseus -uWu HEWMIA, daughter ^-^ to ^-^ Egeus, in love with Lysander -HELENA, in love with :3 Demetwius - -:3 OBEWON, UwU King >_> of OwO the Fairies -TITANyIA, Queen >_> of OwO the Fairies -^w^ PUCK, ^w^ ow xDD WOBIN >w< GOODFEWWOW ->_< PEASEBWOSSOM, uWu faiwy ->_> COBWEB, uWu faiwy ->_< MOTH, uWu faiwy ->w< MUSTAWDSEED, uWu faiwy - -uWu PWOWOGUE, PYRAMUS, THISBY, x3 WAWW, MOONSHINE, UwU WION awe presented x3 by: -QUINCE, xDD BOTTOM, ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, UwU STAWVEWING, AND SNUG - -Other Fairies :33 attending theiw UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen -x3 Attendants uWu on :33 Theseus ÚwÚ and Hippolyta - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -:33 Athens ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wood ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ it - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -x3 Athens. The :33 pawace >_> of >_< THESEUS - -x3 Entew uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, :33 PHIWOSTWATE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -uWu THESEUS. Nyow, fair Hippowyta, ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyuptiaw hour -Draws uWu on uWu apace; ;;w;; fouw x3 happy >_< days bwing in ->_> Anyothew moon; ;;w;; but, :33 O, >_> methinks, how uWu swow -:3 This ^.^ owd ^-^ moon >w< wanyes! She wingews my desiwes, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a :33 step-dame ^w^ ow :3 a x3 dowagew, -Wong withering >_< out :3 a x3 young ÚwÚ man's :33 wevenyue. -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ÚwÚ Fouw >_< days uWu wiww >_> quickwy ÚwÚ steep themsewves in >_< nyight; -ÚwÚ Fouw nyights uWu wiww >_> quickwy ^-^ dweam away OwO the time; -And then OwO the ^w^ moon, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew bow -Nyew-bent in UwU heaven, uWu shaww >w< behowd OwO the night -x3 Of ^-^ ouw :3 sowemnyities. -uWu THESEUS. Go, >_< Phiwostwate, -x3 Stiw OwO up OwO the Athenyian xDD youth ^-^ to mewwiments; -:33 Awake OwO the ^-^ pewt ÚwÚ and nimble spirit >_> of ^-^ miwth; -OwO Tuwn >_> mewanchowy :3 fowth ^-^ to :3 funyewaws; -The OwO pawe ^.^ companyion :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO pomp. Exit ^.^ PHIWOSTWATE -Hippowyta, I woo'd ÚwÚ thee with my ;;w;; swowd, -And xDD won >w< thy love UwU doing ÚwÚ thee :33 injuwies; -But I uWu wiww wed ÚwÚ thee in another key, -x3 With uWu pomp, with :3 twiumph, ÚwÚ and with :33 wevewwing. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and his daughter uWu HEWMIA, WYSANDEW, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS - ->_> EGEUS. x3 Happy >w< be x3 Theseus, ^-^ ouw renowned Duke! -uWu THESEUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, good uWu Egeus; ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with OwO thee? ->_> EGEUS. >w< Fuww >_> of ÚwÚ vexation come OwO I, with complaint -uWu Against my OwO chiwd, my daughter Hewmia. -Stand >w< fowth, Demetwius. UwU My x3 nyobwe lord, -:3 This man ;;w;; hath my consent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. -Stand >w< fowth, Lysander. And, my >_< gwacious Duke, -:3 This man ;;w;; hath uWu bewitch'd OwO the uWu bosom >_> of my chiwd. -uWu Thou, thou, :3 Wysandew, :3 thou x3 hast >w< given xDD hew >_< whymes, -And >_> intewchang'd ^-^ wuv-tokens with my x3 chiwd; -Thou x3 hast uWu by OwO moonwight at xDD hew ^w^ window sung, -x3 With feignying OwO voice, OwO vewses >_> of feignying love, -And stow'n OwO the >w< impwession >_> of xDD hew >_> fantasy -x3 With ^w^ bwacewets >_> of >w< thy >_> haiw, UwU wings, ;;w;; gawds, conceits, -:3 Knyacks, trifles, >_< nyosegays, sweetmeats- messengews -x3 Of >w< stwong x3 pwevaiwment in unhardened youth; -x3 With ÚwÚ cunnying x3 hast :3 thou fiwch'd my :33 daughtew's >_> heawt; -Tuwn'd xDD hew ÚwÚ obedience, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 due ^-^ to uWu me, -ÚwÚ To :3 stubbown harshness. And, my >_< gwacious Duke, -Be ^.^ it OwO so ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot here before >_> youw OwO Gwace -uWu Consent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with OwO Demetwius, -I UwU beg OwO the ÚwÚ ancient UwU pwiviwege >_> of :3 Athens: -UwU As ^.^ she :3 is >_< minye I ^-^ may >_< dispose >_> of UwU hew; -^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ gentweman -Ow ^-^ to xDD hew >_< death, >w< accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO waw -Immediately provided in UwU that ^.^ case. -uWu THESEUS. What uWu say you, Hermia? Be >_< advis'd, fair uWu maid. -ÚwÚ To you >_> youw fathew shouwd >w< be as :3 a ^.^ god; ->_< Onye UwU that :33 compos'd >_> youw UwU beauties; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye -ÚwÚ To xDD whom you awe uWu but as :3 a fowm in ^.^ wax, -By him >w< impwinted, ÚwÚ and within his power -ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the uWu figuwe, ^w^ ow disfiguwe it. -:3 Demetwius :3 is :3 a >w< wowthy gentleman. -HEWMIA. ^w^ So :3 is Lysander. -uWu THESEUS. UwU In ^-^ himsewf ^.^ he >_> is; -But, in :3 this kind, >_< wanting >_> youw >_< fathew's OwO voice, -The uWu othew >w< must >w< be held OwO the :33 wowthiew. -HEWMIA. I would my fathew ^.^ wook'd uWu but with my OwO eyes. -uWu THESEUS. >_< Wathew >_> youw eyes >w< must with his ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; wook. -HEWMIA. I ^-^ do entweat >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon >_> me. -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot uWu by what power I x3 am :3 made bold, -Nyow how ^.^ it ^-^ may OwO concewn my x3 modesty -UwU In such :3 a :3 pwesence here ^-^ to >w< pwead my xDD thoughts; -But I uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace UwU that I ^-^ may xDD knyow -The wowst UwU that ^-^ may befall me in :3 this ^-^ case, ->w< If I ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to wed Demetwius. -uWu THESEUS. x3 Eithew ^-^ to die OwO the >_< death, ^w^ ow ^-^ to abjure ->_< Fow >w< evew OwO the ^w^ society >_> of ^-^ men. -:33 Thewefowe, fair >_> Hewmia, xDD question >_> youw desiwes, -xDD Knyow >_> of >_> youw youth, OwO examinye ;;w;; weww >_> youw blood, -Whethew, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's choice, -You can >_> enduwe OwO the x3 wivewy >_> of :3 a xDD nyun, ->_< Fow :3 aye ^-^ to >w< be shady ^-^ cwoistew x3 mew'd, -ÚwÚ To live :3 a xDD bawwen ^-^ sistew >w< aww >_> youw xDD wife, -Chanting ^.^ faint >w< hymns ^-^ to OwO the x3 cowd fruitless ÚwÚ moon. -Thrice-blessed uWu they UwU that ^w^ mastew OwO so theiw UwU bwood -ÚwÚ To undewgo such OwO maiden ;;w;; piwgwimage; -But earthlier x3 happy :3 is OwO the wose distiww'd ->w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which withering uWu on OwO the ;;w;; viwgin thown -OwO Gwows, x3 wives, ÚwÚ and ^.^ dies, in >w< singwe UwU bwessednyess. -HEWMIA. ^w^ So uWu wiww I >_< gwow, OwO so live, OwO so x3 die, my lord, -Ewe I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd my ;;w;; viwgin >_< patent OwO up -^.^ Unto his :3 wowdship, uWu whose unwished ^.^ yoke -UwU My ^w^ souw OwO consents ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> suvweignty. -uWu THESEUS. ;;w;; Take UwU time ^-^ to :33 pause; ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the next OwO nyew ^.^ moon- -The >_> seawing-day ;;w;; betwixt my love ÚwÚ and me ->_< Fow xDD evewwasting bond >_> of >_> fewwowship- -:3 Upon UwU that :3 day ;;w;; eithew :33 pwepawe ^-^ to die ->_< Fow ^.^ disobedience ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's wiww, -Ow ewse ^-^ to wed OwO Demetwius, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ wouwd, -Ow uWu on >_> Dianya's >w< awtaw ^-^ to uWu pwotest ->_< Fow :3 aye austewity ÚwÚ and >w< singwe wife. -uWu DEMETWIUS. Wewent, ^w^ sweet ^.^ Hewmia; :3 and, :3 Wysandew, ÚwÚ yiewd -x3 Thy >_< cwazed title ^-^ to my ÚwÚ cewtain >_> wight. -WYSANDEW. You ^.^ have xDD hew >_< fathew's love, Demetrius; ->_> Wet me ^.^ have :33 Hewmia's; ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mawwy >_> him. ->_> EGEUS. Scownfuw :3 Wysandew, true, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath my :33 wuv; -And what :3 is >_< minye my love uWu shaww render him; -And ^.^ she :3 is mine; ÚwÚ and >w< aww my ^.^ wight >_> of xDD hew -I ^-^ do ^-^ estate x3 unto Demetwius. -WYSANDEW. I OwO am, my lord, as ;;w;; weww deriv'd as >_< he, -UwU As ;;w;; weww possess'd; my love :3 is ^-^ mowe than his; -UwU My :3 fowtunyes every uWu way as ^w^ faiwwy xDD wank'd, ->w< If ^.^ nyot with :3 vantage, as Demetwius'; -And, ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ mowe than >w< aww ^.^ these uWu boasts can ^.^ be, -I x3 am bewov'd >_> of uWu beauteous Hewmia. -UwU Why shouwd ^.^ nyot I then >w< pwosecute my OwO wight? -OwO Demetwius, I'll >_< avouch ^.^ it ^-^ to his uWu head, -^w^ Made love ^-^ to ^w^ Nyedaw's >_> daughtew, x3 Hewenya, -And xDD won xDD hew soul; ÚwÚ and :33 she, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, dotes, -Devoutwy dotes, dotes in ÚwÚ idowatwy, -:3 Upon :3 this >_> spotted ÚwÚ and ;;w;; inconstant xDD man. -uWu THESEUS. I >w< must x3 confess UwU that I ^.^ have heard OwO so xDD much, -And with :3 Demetwius ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD spoke ÚwÚ theweof; -But, being :3 uvw-fuww >_> of :3 sewf-affaiws, -UwU My :33 mind >_> did wose it. But, OwO Demetwius, x3 come; -And xDD come, uWu Egeus; you uWu shaww >w< go with me; -I ^.^ have >w< some pwivate OwO schoowing uWu fow you >_> both. ->_< Fow you, fair >_> Hewmia, ÚwÚ wook you arm yourself -ÚwÚ To x3 fit >_> youw UwU fancies ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's wiww, -Ow ewse OwO the OwO waw >_> of :33 Athens >w< yiewds you up- -^w^ Which uWu by nyo :3 means ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU extenyuate- -ÚwÚ To >_< death, ^w^ ow ^-^ to :3 a x3 vow >_> of >w< singwe wife. -^w^ Come, my xDD Hippowyta; what cheew, my love? -OwO Demetwius, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Egeus, >w< go ^.^ awong; -I >w< must x3 empwoy you in >w< some ^-^ businyess -uWu Against ^-^ ouw OwO nyuptiaw, ÚwÚ and confer with you -x3 Of xDD something UwU nyeawwy UwU that UwU concewns ÚwÚ youwsewves. ->_> EGEUS. x3 With >_> duty ÚwÚ and desiwe ^-^ we follow you. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but LYSANDER ÚwÚ and HEWMIA -WYSANDEW. OwO How nyow, my ^w^ wuv! UwU Why :3 is >_> youw ^-^ cheek OwO so UwU pawe? -OwO How uWu chance OwO the >w< woses there ^-^ do fade OwO so ^w^ fast? -HEWMIA. Belike uWu fow UwU want >_> of wain, ;;w;; which I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww -Beteem them ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ tempest >_> of my OwO eyes. -WYSANDEW. ^w^ Ay UwU me! uWu fow >w< aught UwU that I :33 couwd >w< evew ^.^ wead, -Could >w< evew hear uWu by xDD tawe ^w^ ow history, -The ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO twue love never >_> did run smooth; -But ;;w;; eithew ^.^ it ÚwÚ was diffewent in blood- -HEWMIA. :3 O uWu cwoss! xDD too UwU high ^-^ to >w< be enthrall'd ^-^ to ;;w;; wow. -WYSANDEW. Ow ewse misgwaffed in >_< wespect >_> of xDD yeaws- -HEWMIA. :3 O :33 spite! xDD too ^.^ owd ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ to young. -WYSANDEW. Ow ewse ^.^ it ÚwÚ stood x3 upon OwO the UwU choice >_> of ^.^ fwiends- -HEWMIA. :3 O heww! ^-^ to OwO choose love uWu by x3 anyothew's OwO eyes. -WYSANDEW. Or, ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ sympathy in choice, -Waw, >_< death, ^w^ ow sicknyess, >_> did uWu way ^w^ siege ^-^ to it, -:33 Making ^.^ it momentary as :3 a ^w^ sound, -xDD Swift as :3 a uWu shadow, ^-^ showt as ^-^ any dweam, -ÚwÚ Bwief as OwO the :3 wightnying in OwO the x3 cowwied night -That, in :3 a spleen, xDD unfowds uWu both >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, -And ewe :3 a man ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to uWu say 'Behold!' -The x3 jaws >_> of :3 dawknyess ^-^ do devouw ^.^ it up; -^w^ So uWu quick UwU bwight >w< things come ^-^ to UwU confusion. -HEWMIA. >w< If then OwO twue lovers ^.^ have >w< evew xDD cwoss'd, -^w^ It ^-^ stands as OwO an :3 edict in destiny. -;;w;; Then let OwO us teach ^-^ ouw UwU twiaw >_> patience, -xDD Because ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_< customawy cross, -UwU As :3 due ^-^ to love as >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and >_> dweams ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sighs, -:3 Wishes ÚwÚ and >_< teaws, UwU poow :3 Fancy's ÚwÚ fowwowews. -WYSANDEW. OwO A good ^w^ pewsuasion; ^.^ thewefowe, hear uWu me, Hewmia. -I ^.^ have :3 a widow aunt, :3 a dowagew -x3 Of gweat UwU wevenyue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath nyo >_< chiwd- -From :33 Athens :3 is xDD hew house :3 wemote :3 seven >_< weagues- -And ^.^ she respects me as xDD hew only :33 son. -Thewe, gentwe >_> Hewmia, ^-^ may I ÚwÚ mawwy thee; -And ^-^ to UwU that place OwO the shawp Athenyian OwO waw -Cannyot x3 puwsue ÚwÚ us. >w< If :3 thou wuvst me then, ->_> Steaw :3 fowth >w< thy >_< fathew's house to-morrow >_< nyight; -And in OwO the >_< wood, :3 a >_> weague ^-^ without OwO the ;;w;; town, -:3 Whewe I >_> did ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee UwU once with Helena -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_< obsewvance ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ mown >_> of uWu May, -Thewe uWu wiww I stay uWu fow thee. -HEWMIA. UwU My good Lysander! -I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu by :33 Cupid's strongest >_< bow, -By his :33 best >_< awwow, with OwO the gowden uWu head, -By OwO the simplicity >_> of Venyus' doves, -By UwU that ;;w;; which >_< knyitteth souws ÚwÚ and prospers >_> wuvs, -And uWu by UwU that x3 fiwe ;;w;; which ÚwÚ buwn'd OwO the Cawthage uWu Queen, -When OwO the false >_> Twoyan uWu undew sail ÚwÚ was ^.^ seen, -By >w< aww OwO the >_< vows UwU that >w< evew x3 men ^.^ have UwU bwoke, -UwU In ÚwÚ nyumbew ^-^ mowe than >w< evew >w< women spoke, -UwU In UwU that >_> same place :3 thou x3 hast appointed uWu me, ->w< To-mowwow ^.^ twuwy uWu wiww I ^.^ meet with thee. -WYSANDEW. Keep ;;w;; pwomise, wuv. Look, here comes Helena. - -x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA - -HEWMIA. :3 God ÚwÚ speed fair UwU Hewenya! Whither >_> away? -HEWENyA. ^-^ Caww you me faiw? :33 That fair UwU again ÚwÚ unsay. -:3 Demetwius loves >_> youw x3 faiw. :3 O x3 happy faiw! -Your eyes awe >_< wode-staws ÚwÚ and >_> youw tongue's ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ aiw -Mowe tunyeabwe than lark ^-^ to shephewd's eaw, -When ^w^ wheat :3 is x3 gween, when hawthown buds appear. -UwU Sicknyess :3 is UwU catching; :33 O, ;;w;; wewe :3 favouw so, -Yours would I ^.^ catch, fair >_> Hewmia, ewe I go! -UwU My ear shouwd catch >_> youw OwO voice, my eye >_> youw eye, -UwU My :33 tongue shouwd catch >_> youw tongue's ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ mewody. -Were OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ minye, :3 Demetwius being ;;w;; bated, -The west :3 I'd ^w^ give ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ to you >_> twanswated. -:33 O, teach me how you look, ÚwÚ and with what art -You ^.^ sway OwO the motion >_> of Demetwius' >_< heawt! -HEWMIA. I :3 fwown x3 upon ^w^ him, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he loves me ^.^ stiww. -HEWENyA. :3 O UwU that >_> youw :33 fwowns would teach my >_> smiwes such skill! -HEWMIA. I ^w^ give him ^.^ cuwses, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he gives me wuv. -HEWENyA. :3 O UwU that my ;;w;; pwayews :33 couwd such xDD affection ^w^ muv! -HEWMIA. The ^-^ mowe I ^.^ hate, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ he UwU fowwows >_> me. -HEWENyA. The ^-^ mowe I love, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ he hateth >_> me. -HEWMIA. His folly, x3 Hewenya, :3 is nyo fauwt >_> of x3 minye. -HEWENyA. None, uWu but >_> youw beauty; would UwU that fauwt ;;w;; wewe >_< minye! -HEWMIA. ;;w;; Take UwU comfowt: ^.^ he nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww UwU see my ^.^ face; -Lysander ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww UwU fwy :3 this :3 pwace. -Before OwO the UwU time I >_> did Lysander >_> see, ->w< Seem'd :33 Athens as :3 a xDD pawadise ^-^ to >_> me. -:33 O, then, what gwaces in my love ^-^ do dwell, -:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath tuwn'd :3 a >w< heaven x3 unto :3 a heww! -WYSANDEW. >_< Hewen, ^-^ to you ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds ^-^ we uWu wiww unfowd: ->w< To-mowwow night, when OwO Phoebe doth >w< behowd -Her ÚwÚ siwvew >_> visage in OwO the wat'wy glass, -ÚwÚ Decking with :3 wiquid ;;w;; peaww OwO the bwaded ^.^ gwass, -OwO A UwU time UwU that ^-^ wuvws' flights doth still :3 conceaw, -^.^ Thwough uWu Athens' ^w^ gates ^.^ have ^-^ we >_< devis'd ^-^ to ^.^ steaw. -HEWMIA. And in OwO the >_> wood xDD whewe >_< often you ÚwÚ and I -:3 Upon ^.^ faint >w< pwimwose ÚwÚ beds ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to >_< wie, -Emptying ^-^ ouw >_< bosoms >_> of theiw counsew ;;w;; sweet, -Thewe my Lysander ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf uWu shaww uWu meet; -And ^.^ thence ^-^ fwom :33 Athens xDD tuwn away ^-^ ouw >_> eyes, -ÚwÚ To >w< seek OwO nyew fwiends ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwangew ^-^ companyies. -Faweweww, ^w^ sweet pwayfewwow; pray :3 thou uWu fow >w< us, -And good xDD wuck gwant ÚwÚ thee >w< thy Demetwius! -Keep ;;w;; wowd, Wysandew; ^-^ we >w< must stawve ^-^ ouw OwO sight -From ^-^ wuvws' >_< food ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ mowwow ^-^ deep midnyight. -WYSANDEW. I wiww, my Hewmia. xDD [Exit HERMIA] x3 Hewenya, >w< adieu; -UwU As you uWu on ^w^ him, :3 Demetwius dote uWu on you. Exit -HEWENyA. OwO How x3 happy >w< some o'ew uWu othew >w< some can xDD be! -^.^ Thwough :33 Athens I x3 am ^w^ thought as fair as she. -But what >_> of ÚwÚ that? :3 Demetwius OwO thinks ^.^ nyot >w< so; -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow what >w< aww uWu but ^.^ he ^-^ do know. -And as ^.^ he UwU ewws, doting uWu on Hermia's >_> eyes, -^w^ So OwO I, admiring >_> of his ^w^ quawities. -OwO Things base ÚwÚ and vile, howding nyo UwU quantity, -^-^ Wuv can twanspose ^-^ to fowm ÚwÚ and dignyity. -^-^ Wuv looks ^.^ nyot with OwO the >_> eyes, uWu but with OwO the mind; -And OwO thewefowe :3 is >_< wing'd ;;w;; Cupid ^w^ painted blind. -Nyow ;;w;; hath Love's :33 mind >_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ judgment UwU taste; -Wings ÚwÚ and nyo eyes figuwe x3 unheedy >_> haste; -And OwO thewefowe :3 is ^-^ Wuv ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be :3 a OwO chiwd, -xDD Because in UwU choice ^.^ he :3 is OwO so ^w^ oft beguiw'd. -UwU As >_< waggish :3 boys in uWu game themsewves uWu fowsweaw, -^w^ So OwO the :3 boy ^-^ Wuv :3 is :33 pewjuw'd evewywhewe; ->_< Fow ewe :3 Demetwius ^.^ wook'd uWu on Hermia's eyne, -ÚwÚ He ^.^ haiw'd ;;w;; down oaths UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was only mine; -And when :3 this >_< haiw >w< some heat ^-^ fwom ^-^ Hewmia fewt, -^w^ So ^.^ he dissolv'd, ÚwÚ and :3 show'ws >_> of oaths >_> did melt. -I uWu wiww >w< go tell him >_> of fair Hermia's fwight; -;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO the >_> wood uWu wiww ^.^ he to-morrow night -UwU Puwsue UwU hew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; intewwigence ->w< If I ^.^ have UwU thanks, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a dear :33 expense. -But hewein UwU mean I ^-^ to UwU enwich my ÚwÚ pain, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his OwO sight thithew ÚwÚ and xDD back again. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -x3 Athens. :33 QUINCE'S house - -x3 Entew QUINCE, SNyUG, UwU BOTTOM ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, ÚwÚ and UwU STAWVEWING - -QUINCE. ^-^ Is >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> company hewe? -BOTTOM. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to caww them genyewawwy, man uWu by man, >w< accowding -^-^ to OwO the scwip. -QUINCE. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the >w< scwoww >_> of every ÚwÚ man's name ;;w;; which :3 is ^w^ thought -^.^ fit, OwO thwough >w< aww ^-^ Athens, ^-^ to xDD pway in ^-^ ouw interlude before OwO the UwU Duke -ÚwÚ and OwO the Duchess uWu on his :3 wedding-day at ^-^ nyight. -BOTTOM. First, good Petew >_< Quince, uWu say what OwO the xDD pway ÚwÚ tweats OwO on; then -;;w;; wead OwO the >_< nyames >_> of OwO the xDD actows; ÚwÚ and OwO so gwow ^-^ to :3 a point. -QUINCE. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ ouw xDD pway :3 is xDD 'The UwU most :3 Wamentabwe Comedy ÚwÚ and UwU most -Cwuew ^.^ Death >_> of Pywamus ÚwÚ and >_> Thisby.' -BOTTOM. OwO A vewy good piece >_> of work, I assuwe you, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ mewwy. Nyow, -good Petew >_< Quince, caww :3 fowth >_> youw uWu actows uWu by OwO the scroll. >w< Mastews, -UwU spwead ÚwÚ youwsewves. -QUINCE. xDD Answew, as I caww you. ^w^ Nyick UwU Bottom, OwO the weaver. -BOTTOM. OwO Weady. >w< Nyame what part I x3 am for, ÚwÚ and :3 pwoceed. -QUINCE. :3 You, ^w^ Nyick UwU Bottom, awe xDD set ;;w;; down uWu fow Pywamus. -BOTTOM. What :3 is >_> Pywamus? OwO A ^.^ wuvw, ^w^ ow :3 a ^-^ tywant? -QUINCE. OwO A ^.^ wuvw, UwU that kiwws ^-^ himsewf UwU most x3 gawwant uWu fow wuv. -BOTTOM. :33 That uWu wiww ÚwÚ ask >w< some ;;w;; teaws in OwO the OwO twue >w< pewfowming >_> of it. >w< If I -^-^ do it, let OwO the ^-^ audience ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to theiw ^w^ eyes; I uWu wiww move ^-^ stowms; I -uWu wiww condole in >w< some measure. ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ west- ÚwÚ yet my >_> chief humouw :3 is -uWu fow :3 a tyrant. I :33 couwd xDD pway Ewcwes wawewy, ^w^ ow :3 a part ^-^ to >w< teaw :3 a ÚwÚ cat -ÚwÚ in, ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww split. - -xDD 'The >_< waging wocks -And ^.^ shivewing xDD shocks -:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO the wocks -x3 Of pwison ^.^ gates; - -And Phibbus' caw -:33 Shaww shinye ^-^ fwom :33 faw, -And ^-^ make ÚwÚ and mar -The foowish OwO Fates.' - -:3 This ÚwÚ was ^-^ wofty. Nyow name OwO the west >_> of OwO the ^.^ pwayews. :3 This :3 is -x3 Ewcwes' :3 vein, :3 a ;;w;; tywant's ^.^ vein: :3 a >_> wuvw :3 is ^-^ mowe ^.^ condowing. -QUINCE. ^.^ Fwancis ÚwÚ Fwute, OwO the bellows-mender. -^-^ FWUTE. Here, Petew OwO Quince. -QUINCE. ÚwÚ Fwute, you >w< must UwU take Thisby uWu on you. -^-^ FWUTE. What :3 is Thisby? OwO A uWu wand'wing knyight? -QUINCE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the wady UwU that Pywamus >w< must wuv. -^-^ FWUTE. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 faith, let ^.^ nyot me xDD pway :3 a ;;w;; woman; I ^.^ have :3 a beard >w< coming. -QUINCE. ^.^ That's >w< aww UwU onye; you uWu shaww xDD pway ^.^ it in :3 a mask, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may -speak as small as you uWu wiww. -BOTTOM. An I ^-^ may hide my ;;w;; face, let me xDD pway Thisby ^w^ too. -I'll speak in :3 a monstrous wittwe voice: uWu 'Thisnye, ^w^ Thisnye!' ->_< [Then ;;w;; speaking smaww] ÚwÚ 'Ah >_< Pywamus, my >_> wuvw :33 deaw! x3 Thy -Thisby ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ and wady deaw!' -QUINCE. No, no, you >w< must xDD pway Pywamus; :3 and, ÚwÚ Fwute, you >_< Thisby. -BOTTOM. Weww, :3 pwoceed. -QUINCE. uWu Wobin >_< Stawvewing, OwO the >_> taiwow. -UwU STAWVEWING. Here, Petew OwO Quince. -QUINCE. uWu Wobin >_< Stawvewing, you >w< must xDD pway xDD Thisby's mother. -UwU Tom Snyout, OwO the ^-^ tinkew. -SNyOUT. Here, Petew OwO Quince. -QUINCE. :3 You, Pyramus' uWu fathew; ÚwÚ mysewf, xDD Thisby's uWu fathew; x3 Snyug, OwO the -^.^ joinyew, you, OwO the >_< wion's pawt. And, I hope, here :3 is :3 a xDD pway ^.^ fitted. -uWu SNyUG. >_< Have you OwO the >_< wion's part written? ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ be, ^w^ give ^.^ it -uWu me, uWu fow I x3 am uWu swow >_> of ;;w;; study. -QUINCE. You ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it ÚwÚ extempowe, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is nyothing uWu but xDD woawing. -BOTTOM. >_> Wet me xDD pway OwO the x3 wion ^w^ too. I uWu wiww :3 woaw UwU that I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ any -ÚwÚ man's OwO heawt good ^-^ to hear me; I uWu wiww :3 woaw UwU that I uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the -UwU Duke uWu say >w< 'Wet him :3 woaw uWu again, let him :3 woaw >w< again.' -QUINCE. An you shouwd ^-^ do ^.^ it xDD too ÚwÚ tewwibwy, you would OwO fwight OwO the -Duchess ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wadies, UwU that uWu they would ^.^ shwiek; ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; wewe -enough ^-^ to >_> hang OwO us all. -ALL. :33 That would >_> hang >w< us, every >_> mothew's :33 son. -BOTTOM. I gwant you, fwiends, ^-^ if you shouwd OwO fwight OwO the ;;w;; wadies >_< out ->_> of theiw wits, uWu they would ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe >_< discwetion uWu but ^-^ to >_> hang >_< us; -uWu but I uWu wiww aggravate my >w< voice so, UwU that I uWu wiww :3 woaw you as gently -as ^-^ any >_< sucking dove; I uWu wiww :3 woaw you OwO an 'twere ^-^ any nightingale. -QUINCE. You can xDD pway nyo part uWu but Pywamus; uWu fow Pywamus :3 is :3 a -^.^ sweet-fac'd >w< man; :3 a pwopew man, as ^-^ onye uWu shaww UwU see in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's -ÚwÚ day; :3 a UwU most UwU wuvwy gentleman-like >w< man; OwO thewefowe you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds -xDD pway Pywamus. -BOTTOM. Weww, I uWu wiww >_< undewtake it. What beard ;;w;; wewe I :33 best ^-^ to xDD pway -^.^ it OwO in? -QUINCE. ÚwÚ Why, what you uWu wiww. -BOTTOM. I uWu wiww >w< dischawge ^.^ it in ;;w;; eithew >_> youw straw-colour ÚwÚ beawd, >_> youw -uWu owange-tawny ÚwÚ beawd, >_> youw purple-in-grain ÚwÚ beawd, ^w^ ow >_> youw ->_> Fwench-cwown-cowouw ÚwÚ beawd, >_> youw pewfect yellow. -QUINCE. uWu Some >_> of >_> youw xDD Fwench >w< cwowns ^.^ have nyo >_< haiw at aww, ÚwÚ and then -you uWu wiww xDD pway bare-fac'd. But, masters, here awe >_> youw OwO pawts; ÚwÚ and -I x3 am ^-^ to entweat you, xDD wequest you, ÚwÚ and desiwe you, ^-^ to UwU con them uWu by -to-morrow >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me in OwO the :33 pawace >_< wood, :3 a UwU miwe ^-^ without -OwO the ;;w;; town, uWu by ;;w;; moonwight; there uWu wiww ^-^ we UwU weheawse; uWu fow ^-^ if ^-^ we ^.^ meet in -OwO the >_< city, ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be dogg'd with ^.^ company, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< devices known. -UwU In OwO the >_> meantime I uWu wiww dwaw :3 a ;;w;; biww >_> of >_< pwopewties, such as ^-^ ouw -xDD pway wants. I pray you, x3 faiw me not. -BOTTOM. We uWu wiww uWu meet; ÚwÚ and there ^-^ we ^-^ may rehearse UwU most >_< obscenyewy ÚwÚ and ->w< couwageouswy. ;;w;; Take :33 pains; >w< be perfect; ^.^ adieu. -QUINCE. ^.^ At OwO the >w< Duke's xDD oak ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. -BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Enyough; >_< howd, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ cut ;;w;; bow-stwings. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO A >_> wood ;;w;; nyeaw :33 Athens - -x3 Entew :3 a OwO FAIWY at >_< Onye doow, ÚwÚ and PUCK at another - -PUCK. OwO How nyow, spirit! :33 whithew ÚwÚ wandew you? ->w< FAIWY. Over uWu hiww, xDD uvw UwU dawe, -uWu Thowough >_< bush, thowough bwiew, -Over park, xDD uvw pawe, -uWu Thowough ^.^ fwood, thowough fire, -I ^-^ do ÚwÚ wandew every where, -x3 Swiftew than OwO the moon's sphere; -And I sewve OwO the Faiwy uWu Queen, -ÚwÚ To OwO dew xDD hew ^-^ owbs x3 upon OwO the green. -The UwU cowswips taww xDD hew :3 pensionyews ^w^ be; -UwU In theiw gold ;;w;; coats >_< spots you xDD see; -Those >w< be UwU wubies, uWu faiwy ^.^ favouws, -UwU In x3 those fweckwes live theiw :33 savouws. - -I >w< must >w< go >w< seek >w< some ^w^ dewdwops ;;w;; hewe, -And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; peaww in every >_> cowswip's OwO eaw. -Faweweww, :3 thou x3 wob >_> of spirits; I'll >w< be gone. -Our Queen ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD hew x3 ewves come here x3 anyon. -PUCK. The UwU King doth ^-^ keep his >_> wevews here to-night; -;;w;; Take ^w^ heed OwO the Queen come ^.^ nyot within his :33 sight; ->_< Fow >_< Obewon :3 is >_< passing feww ÚwÚ and wwath, -xDD Because UwU that ^.^ she as xDD hew :33 attendant ;;w;; hath -OwO A UwU wuvwy OwO boy, :33 stowen ^-^ fwom OwO an >w< Indian xDD king. -She never xDD had OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a changewing; -And x3 jeawous >_< Obewon would ^.^ have OwO the >w< chiwd -UwU Knyight >_> of his OwO twain, ^-^ to trace OwO the fowests wiwd; -But ^.^ she ÚwÚ pewfowce withholds OwO the loved OwO boy, -x3 Cwowns him with flowers, ÚwÚ and makes him >w< aww xDD hew OwO joy. -And :3 nyow uWu they never ^.^ meet in :3 gwuv ^w^ ow x3 gween, -By >_< fountain clear, ^w^ ow ^.^ spangwed starlight >_> sheen, -But uWu they ^-^ do ^-^ squawe, UwU that >w< aww theiw x3 ewves uWu fow ;;w;; feaw -x3 Cweep OwO into acown ^-^ cups ÚwÚ and hide them ^.^ thewe. ->w< FAIWY. x3 Eithew I >_> mistake >_> youw ^-^ shape ÚwÚ and :33 making ÚwÚ quite, -Ow ewse you awe UwU that >_< shwewd ÚwÚ and knavish uWu spwite -UwU Caww'd uWu Wobin >_< Goodfewwow. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you ^.^ he -:33 That ^w^ fwights OwO the :3 maidens >_> of OwO the viwwagewy, ->w< Skim milk, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes >_< wabouw in OwO the quewn, -And :33 bootwess ^-^ make OwO the :33 bweathwess housewife ^.^ chuwn, -And sometime ^-^ make OwO the dwink ^-^ to bear nyo barm, -Mislead OwO nyight-wandewews, ;;w;; waughing at theiw harm? -Those UwU that OwO Hobgobwin caww you, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet UwU Puck, -You ^-^ do theiw work, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ have good luck. -uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you x3 he? -PUCK. Thou ^-^ speakest x3 awight: -I x3 am UwU that >_> mewwy ^-^ wandewew >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyight. -I ÚwÚ jest ^-^ to Oberon, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him >_> smiwe -When I :3 a UwU fat ÚwÚ and :3 bean-fed horse beguiwe, -Neighing in >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a ^w^ fiwwy foaw; -And sometime OwO wuwk I in :3 a gossip's boww -UwU In vewy >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a OwO woasted ÚwÚ cwab, -And, when ^.^ she :3 dwinks, x3 against xDD hew lips I ^w^ bob, -And uWu on xDD hew withered dewwap pouw OwO the ale. -The >_< wisest aunt, x3 tewwing OwO the x3 saddest :3 tawe, ->_< Sometime uWu fow :3 thwee-foot ^w^ stoow ;;w;; mistaketh me; -;;w;; Then :33 swip I ^-^ fwom xDD hew bum, ;;w;; down ^-^ toppwes :33 she, -And 'tailor' cries, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fawws OwO into :3 a cough; -And then OwO the xDD whowe quire howd theiw :3 hips ÚwÚ and >w< waugh, -And waxen in theiw mirth, ÚwÚ and neeze, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw -OwO A mewwiew hour ÚwÚ was never ^.^ wasted ^.^ thewe. -But UwU woom, uWu faiwy, here comes OwO Obewon. ->w< FAIWY. And here my OwO mistwess. Wouwd UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu gonye! - -x3 Entew OBERON at ^-^ onye doow, with his ^.^ TWAIN, ÚwÚ and TITANyIA, -at another, with ^-^ hews - -OwO OBEWON. ^w^ Iww met uWu by moonlight, >_> pwoud Titania. -TITANyIA. >_> What, x3 jeawous ÚwÚ Obewon! >w< Faiwies, ÚwÚ skip >_> hence; -I ^.^ have >_> fowswown his bed ÚwÚ and :33 company. -OwO OBEWON. ^.^ Tawwy, wash ^.^ wanton; x3 am ^.^ nyot I >w< thy UwU wowd? -TITANyIA. ;;w;; Then I >w< must >w< be >w< thy lady; uWu but I xDD knyow -When :3 thou x3 hast :33 stowen away ^-^ fwom uWu faiwy wand, -And in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of Cowin xDD sat >w< aww day, -UwU Pwaying uWu on ^w^ pipes >_> of :33 cown, ÚwÚ and versing love -ÚwÚ To amorous ;;w;; Phiwwida. UwU Why art :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, -Come ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu fawthest ÚwÚ steep >_> of OwO India, -But UwU that, :33 fowsooth, OwO the >_< bouncing >_< Amazon, -Your buskin'd ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ and >_> youw wawwiow love, -ÚwÚ To :33 Theseus >w< must >w< be >_< wedded, ÚwÚ and you come -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give theiw bed ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and pwospewity? -OwO OBEWON. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou thus, uWu fow shame, xDD Titanyia, -ÚwÚ Gwance at my ÚwÚ cwedit with Hippowyta, -:33 Knyowing I xDD knyow >w< thy love ^-^ to >w< Theseus? ->w< Didst ^.^ nyot :3 thou ;;w;; wead him OwO thwough OwO the glimmering night -From ÚwÚ Pewigounya, xDD whom ^.^ he UwU wavished? -And ^-^ make him with fair Aegles >_< bweak his :33 faith, -x3 With Awiadnye ÚwÚ and x3 Antiopa? -TITANyIA. ^.^ These awe OwO the :33 fowgewies >_> of uWu jeawousy; -And OwO nyevew, >_< since OwO the middwe ÚwÚ summew's UwU spwing, ->w< Met ^-^ we uWu on uWu hiww, in UwU dawe, UwU fowest, ^w^ ow ;;w;; mead, -By uWu paved fountain, ^w^ ow uWu by wushy brook, -Ow in OwO the :3 beached mawgent >_> of OwO the >_< sea, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ dance ^-^ ouw wingwets ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; whistwing wind, -But with >w< thy >_< bwawws :3 thou x3 hast distuwb'd ^-^ ouw sport. -OwO Thewefowe OwO the ^.^ winds, >_> piping ^-^ to OwO us in vain, -UwU As in ÚwÚ wevenge, ^.^ have >w< suck'd OwO up ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ sea -Contagious xDD fogs; which, fawwing in OwO the wand, -;;w;; Hath every xDD pewting >_> wivew :3 made OwO so >_> pwoud -:33 That uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ uvwbownye theiw ^-^ continyents. -The >_> ox ;;w;; hath OwO thewefowe stwetch'd his ^.^ yoke in vain, -The :3 pwoughman lost his UwU sweat, ÚwÚ and OwO the green >w< cown -;;w;; Hath ^w^ wotted ewe his xDD youth >_< attain'd :3 a ^w^ beawd; -The ^-^ fowd ^-^ stands uWu empty in OwO the drowned field, -And cwows awe >_> fatted with OwO the xDD muwwion >_< fwock; -The :33 nyinye xDD men's mowwis :3 is fill'd OwO up with mud, -And OwO the OwO quaint OwO mazes in OwO the >_< wanton x3 gween, ->_< Fow wack >_> of UwU twead, awe >_< undistinguishabwe. -The human mortals UwU want theiw winter xDD hewe; -:3 Nyo night :3 is :3 nyow with >_> hymn ^w^ ow carol x3 bwest; -OwO Thewefowe OwO the ^w^ moon, OwO the UwU guvwnyess >_> of >w< fwoods, -Pale in xDD hew angew, :33 washes >w< aww OwO the :3 aiw, -:33 That :3 wheumatic ÚwÚ diseases ^-^ do UwU abound. -And thowough :3 this distempewatuwe ^-^ we UwU see -The >_< seasons alter: OwO hoawy-headed ^-^ fwosts -UwU Faww in OwO the ^.^ fwesh OwO wap >_> of OwO the :3 cwimson wose; -And uWu on ^.^ owd >_> Hiems' xDD thin ÚwÚ and icy :3 cwown -An ^.^ odowous uWu chapwet >_> of ^w^ sweet uWu summew buds -:3 Is, as in mockery, set. The UwU spwing, OwO the :33 summew, -The ^w^ chiwding ^-^ autumn, :3 angwy winter, >_> change -Their :3 wonted uWu wivewies; ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO mazed UwU wowwd, -By theiw increase, :3 nyow knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. -And :3 this >_> same pwogeny >_> of x3 eviws comes -From ^-^ ouw x3 debate, ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw xDD dissension; -We awe theiw parents ÚwÚ and owiginyaw. -OwO OBEWON. Do you amend it, then; ^.^ it :3 wies in you. -UwU Why shouwd UwU Titanyia cross xDD hew Oberon? -I ^-^ do uWu but UwU beg :3 a wittwe changeling :3 boy -ÚwÚ To >w< be my UwU henchman. -TITANyIA. ÚwÚ Set >_> youw OwO heawt at west; -The uWu faiwy ^.^ wand OwO buys ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< chiwd >_> of >_> me. -His mothew ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ vot'wess >_> of my OwO owdew; -And, in OwO the >_< spiced >w< Indian :3 aiw, uWu by night, ->w< Fuww >_< often ;;w;; hath ^.^ she :33 gossip'd uWu by my ÚwÚ side; -And xDD sat with me uWu on Nyeptunye's x3 yewwow >w< sands, -Mawking th' OwO embawked >_< twadews uWu on OwO the OwO fwood; -When ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd ^-^ to UwU see OwO the :3 saiws conceive, -And gwow ÚwÚ big-bewwied with OwO the >_< wanton >_> wind; -^w^ Which :33 she, with pwetty ÚwÚ and with >_> swimming ^-^ gait ->_< Fowwowing- xDD hew >_> womb then rich with my x3 young ^w^ squiwe- -Wouwd ^-^ imitate, ÚwÚ and sail x3 upon OwO the wand, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch me trifles, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn uWu again, -UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a voyage, rich with ^.^ mewchandise. -But :33 she, being mowtaw, >_> of UwU that :3 boy >_> did ^.^ die; -And uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake ^-^ do I rear OwO up xDD hew >w< boy; -And uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part with >_> him. -OwO OBEWON. OwO How wong within :3 this >_> wood intend you stay? -TITANyIA. :3 Pewchance ÚwÚ tiww aftew Theseus' :33 wedding-day. ->w< If you uWu wiww ^-^ patientwy ^-^ dance in ^-^ ouw :33 wound, -And UwU see ^-^ ouw OwO moonwight revels, >w< go with >_< us; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, :3 shun uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww spawe >_> youw haunts. -OwO OBEWON. >w< Give me UwU that :3 boy ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >w< go with thee. -TITANyIA. :3 Nyot uWu fow >w< thy uWu faiwy ^.^ kingdom. >w< Faiwies, >_> away. -We uWu shaww ^w^ chide downwight ^-^ if I ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. -Exit TITANyIA with xDD hew x3 twain -OwO OBEWON. Weww, >w< go >w< thy OwO way; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 gwuv -;;w;; Tiww I >_> towment ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 this OwO injuwy. -UwU My gentwe UwU Puck, come hithew. Thou ;;w;; wememb'west -x3 Since UwU once I xDD sat x3 upon :3 a x3 pwomontowy, -And heard :3 a ^w^ mewmaid uWu on :3 a x3 dowphin's xDD back -Uttewing such >w< duwcet ÚwÚ and hawmonyious >_> bweath -:33 That OwO the wude ÚwÚ sea ^-^ gwew civil at xDD hew song, -And ÚwÚ cewtain x3 staws shot :3 madwy ^-^ fwom theiw ;;w;; sphewes -ÚwÚ To hear OwO the sea-maid's UwU music. -PUCK. I wemembew. -OwO OBEWON. :33 That vewy UwU time I ;;w;; saw, uWu but :3 thou uWu couwdst ;;w;; nyot, -Fwying :3 between OwO the x3 cowd ^-^ moon ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 eawth ->_> Cupid, >w< aww arm'd; :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ aim ^.^ he took -^.^ At :3 a fair vestaw, ÚwÚ thwonyed uWu by OwO the UwU west, -And woos'd his ÚwÚ wuv-shaft >_> smawtwy ^-^ fwom his >_< bow, -UwU As ^.^ it shouwd >w< piewce :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand ^.^ heawts; -But I UwU might UwU see x3 young :33 Cupid's :33 fiewy shaft -Quench'd in OwO the >_< chaste beams >_> of OwO the wat'wy moon; -And OwO the >w< impewiaw ^w^ vot'wess x3 passed OwO on, -UwU In OwO maiden >_< meditation, fancy-fwee. ->_> Yet OwO mawk'd I xDD whewe OwO the >_< bowt >_> of ;;w;; Cupid feww. -^w^ It feww x3 upon :3 a wittwe :3 westewn ^w^ fwowew, -Before milk-white, :3 nyow xDD puwpwe with ^-^ wuv's :33 wound, -And :3 maidens caww ^.^ it Wuv-in-idwenyess. -x3 Fetch me UwU that flow'r, OwO the hewb I >w< showed ÚwÚ thee ^-^ once. -The x3 juice >_> of ^.^ it uWu on sweeping :33 eyewids >_> waid -uWu Wiww ^-^ make ^w^ ow man ^w^ ow ^-^ woman :3 madwy dote -:3 Upon OwO the next live ;;w;; cweatuwe UwU that ^.^ it sees. -x3 Fetch me :3 this ;;w;; hewb, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou here UwU again -Ewe OwO the UwU weviathan can OwO swim :3 a league. -PUCK. I'll >w< put :3 a >_< giwdwe x3 wound about OwO the :3 eawth -UwU In forty ^.^ minyutes. Exit PUCK -OwO OBEWON. Having UwU once :3 this ^.^ juice, -I'll watch UwU Titanyia when ^.^ she :3 is asweep, -And >_> dwop OwO the :3 wiquow >_> of ^.^ it in xDD hew ^w^ eyes; -The next xDD thing then ^.^ she ^.^ waking looks OwO upon, -Be ^.^ it uWu on ;;w;; wion, ^-^ beaw, ^w^ ow wowf, ^w^ ow bull, -uWu On meddwing >w< monkey, ^w^ ow uWu on busy ape, -She uWu shaww x3 puwsue ^.^ it with OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of wuv. -And ewe I UwU take :3 this chawm ^-^ fwom x3 off xDD hew ^-^ sight, -UwU As I can UwU take ^.^ it with another ;;w;; hewb, -I'll ^-^ make xDD hew render OwO up xDD hew ;;w;; page ^-^ to >_> me. -But ^-^ who comes hewe? I x3 am invisible; -And I uWu wiww uvwheaw theiw ^w^ confewence. - -x3 Entew DEMETRIUS, ^.^ HEWENyA following him - -uWu DEMETWIUS. I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, OwO thewefowe x3 puwsue me not. -:3 Whewe :3 is Lysander ÚwÚ and fair Hermia? -The ^-^ onye I'll slay, OwO the uWu othew ÚwÚ swayeth >_> me. -Thou told'st me uWu they ;;w;; wewe stow'n x3 unto :3 this >_< wood, -And here x3 am OwO I, ÚwÚ and >_> wood within :3 this >_< wood, -xDD Because I cannyot ^.^ meet my Hewmia. -ÚwÚ Hence, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, ÚwÚ and follow me nyo more. -HEWENyA. You dwaw uWu me, you hard-hearted :33 adamant; -But ÚwÚ yet you dwaw ^.^ nyot x3 iwon, uWu fow my OwO heawt -^-^ Is OwO twue as :3 steew. Weave you >_> youw power ^-^ to x3 dwaw, -And I uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to follow you. -uWu DEMETWIUS. Do I ;;w;; entice you? Do I speak you faiw? -Or, ^.^ wathew, ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot in x3 pwainyest >w< twuth ->_> Teww you I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 nyow I cannyot love you? -HEWENyA. And x3 even uWu fow UwU that ^-^ do I love you OwO the more. -I x3 am >_> youw spaniel; :3 and, OwO Demetwius, -The ^-^ mowe you beat uWu me, I uWu wiww ^w^ fawn uWu on you. -;;w;; Use me uWu but as >_> youw spaniel, x3 spuwn uWu me, strike uWu me, -Nyegwect uWu me, wose me; only ^w^ give me leave, ->w< Unwowthy as I OwO am, ^-^ to follow you. -What ^-^ wowsew place can I UwU beg in >_> youw love, -And ÚwÚ yet :3 a place >_> of UwU high >_< wespect with uWu me, ->w< Than ^-^ to >w< be used as you ;;w;; use >_> youw ÚwÚ dog? -uWu DEMETWIUS. ^-^ Tempt ^.^ nyot xDD too >w< much OwO the xDD hatwed >_> of my spirit; ->_< Fow I x3 am uWu sick when I ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook uWu on thee. -HEWENyA. And I x3 am uWu sick when I ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot uWu on you. -uWu DEMETWIUS. You ^-^ do >_< impeach >_> youw x3 modesty xDD too >w< much -ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ and commit yourself -x3 Into OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of ^-^ onye UwU that loves you not; -ÚwÚ To xDD twust OwO the opportunity >_> of night, -And OwO the i-iww counsew >_> of :3 a desewt place, -x3 With OwO the rich wowth >_> of >_> youw UwU viwginyity. -HEWENyA. Your :3 viwtue :3 is my UwU pwiviwege uWu fow ÚwÚ that: -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot night when I ^-^ do UwU see >_> youw ;;w;; face, -OwO Thewefowe I ÚwÚ think I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the >_< nyight; -Nyow doth :3 this >_> wood wack ^.^ wowwds >_> of ^.^ company, ->_< Fow you, in my :33 wespect, awe >w< aww OwO the world. -;;w;; Then how can ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ said I x3 am :3 awonye -When >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is here ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on x3 me? -uWu DEMETWIUS. I'll run ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and hide me in OwO the xDD bwakes, -And xDD weave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU mewcy >_> of wiwd beasts. -HEWENyA. The wiwdest ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a OwO heawt as you. -Wun when you wiww; OwO the story uWu shaww >w< be chang'd: -Apollo x3 fwies, ÚwÚ and Daphne howds OwO the chase; -The :33 duv puwsues OwO the uWu gwiffin; OwO the mild hind -:3 Makes ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to catch OwO the ^-^ tigew- :33 bootwess uWu speed, -When ^w^ cowawdice puwsues ÚwÚ and valour uWu fwies. -uWu DEMETWIUS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay >w< thy questions; let me ^.^ go; -Or, ^-^ if :3 thou follow uWu me, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot believe -But I uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee mischief in OwO the wood. -HEWENyA. >w< Ay, in OwO the :3 tempwe, in OwO the ;;w;; town, OwO the field, -You ^-^ do me x3 mischief. :33 Fie, Demetwius! -Your ^-^ wwongs ^-^ do xDD set :3 a OwO scandaw uWu on my ;;w;; sex. -We cannyot fight uWu fow love as x3 men ^-^ may do; -We shouwd >w< be OwO woo'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 made ^-^ to UwU woo. -Exit ^.^ DEMETWIUS -I'll follow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a >w< heaven >_> of >_< heww, -ÚwÚ To die x3 upon OwO the hand I love OwO so :33 weww. Exit ^.^ HEWENyA -OwO OBEWON. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, >_> nymph; ewe ^.^ he ^-^ do xDD weave :3 this x3 gwuv, -Thou ^-^ shawt UwU fwy ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< seek >w< thy wuv. - -;;w;; We-entew PUCK - -xDD Hast :3 thou OwO the flower thewe? Wewcome, >_> wandewew. -PUCK. >w< Ay, there ^.^ it is. -OwO OBEWON. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> me. -I xDD knyow :3 a bank xDD whewe OwO the wiwd ;;w;; thyme ^-^ bwows, -:3 Whewe oxlips ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO nyodding ;;w;; viowet gwows, -OwO Quite over-canopied with wuscious woodbine, -x3 With ^w^ sweet musk-roses, ÚwÚ and with >_< egwantinye; -Thewe sweeps UwU Titanyia sometime >_> of OwO the night, -:3 Wuww'd in ^.^ these >_> fwowews with >_> dances ÚwÚ and :33 dewight; -And there OwO the snake throws xDD hew enamell'd skin, -^w^ Weed ^-^ wide enough ^-^ to ^-^ wwap :3 a uWu faiwy in; -And with OwO the x3 juice >_> of :3 this I'll OwO stweak xDD hew >_> eyes, -And ^-^ make xDD hew :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ hatefuw OwO fantasies. -;;w;; Take :3 thou >w< some >_> of it, ÚwÚ and >w< seek OwO thwough :3 this grove: -OwO A ^w^ sweet Athenyian wady :3 is in love -x3 With :3 a disdainful youth; >w< anyoint his ^w^ eyes; -But ^-^ do ^.^ it when OwO the next xDD thing ^.^ he espies -May >w< be OwO the >_< wady. Thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow OwO the man -By OwO the Athenyian garments ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 on. -;;w;; Effect ^.^ it with >w< some cawe, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv -Mowe OwO fond uWu on xDD hew than ^.^ she x3 upon xDD hew wuv. -And ÚwÚ wook :3 thou ^.^ meet me ewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ cock cwow. -PUCK. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; >_> youw ^-^ sewvant uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_> wood - -x3 Entew TITANyIA, with xDD hew x3 twain - -TITANyIA. Come nyow, :3 a ÚwÚ woundew ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu faiwy ^w^ song; ->_> Then, uWu fow OwO the third part >_> of :3 a minute, >_< hence: -uWu Some ^-^ to :33 kiww cankers in OwO the >_< musk-wose buds; -uWu Some OwO waw with rere-mice uWu fow theiw leathern UwU wings, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my small x3 ewves :33 coats; ÚwÚ and >w< some ^-^ keep xDD back -The >_< cwamowous oww UwU that ^w^ nyightwy hoots ÚwÚ and wonders -^.^ At ^-^ ouw OwO quaint spirits. :3 Sing me :3 nyow asleep; -;;w;; Then ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ offices, ÚwÚ and let me ^-^ west. - -The ^.^ FAIWIES :3 Sing - -OwO FIWST >w< FAIWY. You >_> spotted ÚwÚ snyakes with double tongue, -xDD Thowny xDD hedgehogs, >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 seen; -Nyewts ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwind-wowms, ^-^ do nyo ^.^ wwong, -Come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw uWu faiwy Queen. -CHORUS. Phiwomew with >w< mewody -:3 Sing in ^-^ ouw ^w^ sweet ;;w;; wuwwaby. -Lulla, ^w^ wuwwa, lullaby; ^w^ wuwwa, ^w^ wuwwa, ;;w;; wuwwaby. -uWu Nyevew harm -Nyow spell :3 nyow chawm -Come ^-^ ouw UwU wuvwy wady >w< nyigh. -^w^ So good night, with ;;w;; wuwwaby. -x3 SECOND >w< FAIWY. OwO Weaving :33 spidews, come ^.^ nyot xDD hewe; -ÚwÚ Hence, you >w< wong-wegg'd spinnyews, ^-^ hence. -uWu Beetwes :3 bwack, xDD appwoach ^.^ nyot nyeaw; -Worm :3 nyow snyaiw ^-^ do nyo >_> offence. -CHORUS. Phiwomew with ^w^ mewody, etc. [TITANIA >_> Sweeps] -OwO FIWST >w< FAIWY. >_< Hence away; :3 nyow >w< aww :3 is :33 weww. ->_< Onye aloof ^.^ stand sentinyew. >_< Exeunt ^.^ FAIWIES - -x3 Entew OBERON ÚwÚ and ^.^ squeezes OwO the flower uWu on >w< TITANyIA'S :33 eyewids - -OwO OBEWON. What :3 thou >w< seest when :3 thou OwO dost >w< wake, -Do ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ twue-wuv x3 take; -^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ and ^w^ wanguish uWu fow his sake. -Be ^.^ it ounce, ^w^ ow ^w^ cat, ^w^ ow ^-^ beaw, -^.^ Pawd, ^w^ ow ^-^ boaw with >w< bwistwed >_> haiw, -UwU In >w< thy eye UwU that uWu shaww :3 appeaw -When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st, ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy ;;w;; deaw. -;;w;; Wake when >w< some :3 viwe xDD thing :3 is >w< nyeaw. Exit - -x3 Entew LYSANDER ÚwÚ and HEWMIA - -WYSANDEW. ^-^ Faiw love, you ^.^ faint with uWu wand'wing in OwO the uWu wood; -And, ^-^ to speak ^w^ twoth, I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ ouw OwO way; ->w< We'ww west >w< us, >_> Hewmia, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it uWu good, -And tawwy uWu fow OwO the comfort >_> of OwO the day. -HEWMIA. Be ^.^ it so, Wysandew: find you >_< out :3 a :33 bed, ->_< Fow I x3 upon :3 this bank uWu wiww west my head. -WYSANDEW. >_< Onye ÚwÚ tuwf uWu shaww sewve as piwwow uWu fow OwO us ^-^ both; ->_< Onye xDD heawt, ^-^ onye :33 bed, two ^-^ bosoms, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye twoth. -HEWMIA. ;;w;; Nyay, good Wysandew; uWu fow my UwU sake, my ^.^ deaw, -Wie further x3 off yet; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot lie OwO so >w< nyeaw. -WYSANDEW. :33 O, UwU take OwO the :33 sense, ;;w;; sweet, >_> of my innyocence! -^-^ Wuv ^-^ takes OwO the meaning in ^-^ wuv's ^w^ confewence. -I UwU mean UwU that my OwO heawt x3 unto x3 youws :3 is knit, -^w^ So UwU that uWu but ^-^ onye OwO heawt ^-^ we can ^-^ make >_> of xDD it; ->w< Two >_< bosoms ÚwÚ intewchainyed with OwO an ^-^ oath, -^w^ So then two >_< bosoms ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< singwe twoth. -;;w;; Then uWu by >_> youw >_> side nyo ÚwÚ bed-woom me deny, ->_< Fow lying so, >_> Hewmia, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ wie. -HEWMIA. Lysander ^.^ widdwes vewy prettily. -Nyow >w< much OwO beshwew my ^-^ mannyews ÚwÚ and my :33 pwide, ->w< If ^-^ Hewmia meant ^-^ to uWu say Lysander lied! -But, gentwe OwO fwiend, uWu fow love ÚwÚ and couwtesy -Wie further OwO off, in human >_> modesty; -Such ÚwÚ sepawation as ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be ^w^ said -:33 Becomes :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous bachewow ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; maid, -^w^ So :3 faw >w< be ÚwÚ distant; ÚwÚ and good night, ^w^ sweet >w< fwiend. -x3 Thy love :33 nye'ew x3 awtew ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy ^w^ sweet life >_< end! -WYSANDEW. ;;w;; Amen, ;;w;; amen, ^-^ to UwU that fair >w< pwayew uWu say I; -And then ^-^ end life when I ^-^ end woyawty! -;;w;; Hewe :3 is my ^-^ bed; ;;w;; sweep ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< aww his rest! -HEWMIA. x3 With half UwU that ^w^ wish OwO the >_> wishew's eyes >w< be pwess'd! -^.^ [They OwO sweep] - -x3 Entew PUCK - -PUCK. ^.^ Thwough OwO the fowest ^.^ have I gone, -But Athenyian ;;w;; found I UwU nyonye -uWu On uWu whose eyes I UwU might appwuv -:3 This flower's x3 fowce in stiwwing wuv. -:3 Nyight ÚwÚ and OwO siwence- OwO Who :3 is hewe? -Weeds >_> of :33 Athens ^.^ he doth ^.^ weaw: -:3 This :3 is >_< he, my ^w^ mastew said, ->w< Despised OwO the Athenyian >_< maid; -And here OwO the >_> maiden, sweeping ^w^ sound, -uWu On OwO the x3 dank ÚwÚ and :3 diwty ground. -Pretty UwU souw! ^.^ she durst ^.^ nyot lie -Near :3 this ÚwÚ wack-wuv, :3 this >_< kiww-couwtesy. -:33 Chuww, x3 upon >w< thy eyes I thwow -^-^ Aww OwO the power :3 this chawm doth owe: -When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st let love fowbid -^w^ Sweep his x3 seat uWu on >w< thy ^.^ eyewid. -^w^ So :33 awake when I x3 am gone; ->_< Fow I >w< must :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO Obewon. Exit - -x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and HELENA, x3 wunnying - -HEWENyA. >w< Stay, >w< though :3 thou :33 kiww uWu me, ^w^ sweet Demetwius. -uWu DEMETWIUS. I chawge ^.^ thee, hence, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ haunt me OwO thus. -HEWENyA. :33 O, xDD wiwt :3 thou dawkwing xDD weave x3 me? Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -uWu DEMETWIUS. uWu Stay uWu on >w< thy >_< pewiw; I :3 awonye uWu wiww ^.^ go. Exit -HEWENyA. :33 O, I x3 am >_< out >_> of >_> bweath in :3 this OwO fond >_> chase! -The ^-^ mowe my >w< pwayew, OwO the ^.^ wessew :3 is my >_< gwace. -x3 Happy :3 is >_> Hewmia, wheresoe'er ^.^ she :3 wies, ->_< Fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath bwessed ÚwÚ and attwactive OwO eyes. -OwO How came xDD hew eyes OwO so bright? :3 Nyot with salt teaws; ->w< If so, my eyes awe oft'ner :33 wash'd than hers. -No, no, I x3 am as >w< ugwy as :3 a ^-^ beaw, ->_< Fow ^.^ beasts UwU that ^.^ meet me run away uWu fow fear; -OwO Thewefowe nyo x3 mawvew >w< though :3 Demetwius -uWu Do, as :3 a ;;w;; monstew, UwU fwy my :3 pwesence OwO thus. -What ;;w;; wicked ÚwÚ and >_> dissembwing :3 gwass >_> of >_< minye -^w^ Made me compawe with Hermia's OwO sphewy eynye? -But ^-^ who :3 is hewe? Lysander! uWu on OwO the >_< gwound! -uWu Dead, ^w^ ow :3 asweep? I UwU see nyo blood, nyo wound. -:3 Wysandew, ^-^ if you live, good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ awake. -WYSANDEW. xDD [Waking] And run OwO thwough x3 fiwe I uWu wiww uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ sweet sake. -Transparent UwU Hewenya! :3 Nyatuwe >w< shows :3 awt, -:33 That OwO thwough >w< thy uWu bosom makes me UwU see >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. -:3 Whewe :3 is uWu Demetwius? :33 O, how x3 fit :3 a >_> wowd -^-^ Is UwU that :3 viwe name ^-^ to pewish uWu on my :3 swowd! -HEWENyA. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say so, Wysandew; uWu say ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -What >w< though ^.^ he love >_> youw Hermia? :3 Wowd, what xDD though? ->_> Yet ^-^ Hewmia still loves OwO you; then >w< be ÚwÚ content. -WYSANDEW. Content with Hewmia! :3 Nyo: I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent -The >w< tedious minutes I with xDD hew ^.^ have >w< spent. -:3 Nyot ^-^ Hewmia uWu but Helena I love: -OwO Who uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change :3 a raven uWu fow :3 a x3 duv? -The uWu wiww >_> of man :3 is uWu by his reason sway'd, -And reason :33 says you awe OwO the worthier uWu maid. -OwO Things ;;w;; gwowing awe ^.^ nyot wipe xDD untiw theiw xDD season; -^w^ So OwO I, being young, ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow wipe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ weason; -And ^w^ touching :3 nyow OwO the point >_> of human skill, ->_< Weason >_< becomes OwO the mawshaw ^-^ to my wiww, -And weads me ^-^ to >_> youw >_> eyes, xDD whewe I :3 o'ewwook -Love's x3 stowies, written in Love's uWu wichest uWu book. -HEWENyA. >w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ was I ^-^ to :3 this keen OwO mockewy :3 bown? -When at >_> youw ^.^ hands >_> did I deserve :3 this scorn? -:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enyough, :3 is't ^.^ nyot enyough, x3 young man, -:33 That I >_> did OwO nyevew, no, :3 nyow never ^-^ can, ->_> Desewve :3 a ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ wook ^-^ fwom Demetwius' eye, -But you >w< must fwout my >_> insufficiency? -Good ^w^ twoth, you ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong, good UwU sooth, you uWu do, -UwU In such disdainful manner me ^-^ to UwU woo. -But fare you ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ pewfowce I >w< must x3 confess -I ^w^ thought you lord >_> of ^-^ mowe OwO twue x3 gentwenyess. -:33 O, UwU that :3 a wady >_> of ^-^ onye man wefus'd -;;w;; Shouwd >_> of another OwO thewefowe >w< be ^w^ abus'd! Exit -WYSANDEW. She >_> sees ^.^ nyot Hewmia. >_> Hewmia, ;;w;; sweep :3 thou :3 thewe; -And never uWu mayst :3 thou come Lysander nyeaw! ->_< Fow, as :3 a >w< suwfeit >_> of OwO the x3 sweetest >w< things -The x3 deepest UwU woathing ^-^ to OwO the stomach brings, -Ow as OwO the hewesies UwU that x3 men ^-^ do xDD weave -uWu Awe hated UwU most >_> of x3 those uWu they >_> did UwU deceive, -^w^ So thou, my >w< suwfeit ÚwÚ and my :33 hewesy, -x3 Of >w< aww >w< be xDD hated, uWu but OwO the UwU most >_> of UwU me! -And, >w< aww my powers, OwO addwess >_> youw love ÚwÚ and UwU might -ÚwÚ To uWu honyouw >_< Hewen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be xDD hew :3 knyight! Exit -HEWMIA. [Starting] Hewp uWu me, :3 Wysandew, ^w^ hewp me; ^-^ do >w< thy :33 best -ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck :3 this ÚwÚ cwawwing sewpent ^-^ fwom my breast. -^w^ Ay uWu me, uWu fow pity! What :3 a ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ was :3 hewe! -:3 Wysandew, ÚwÚ wook how I ^-^ do ^-^ quake with fear. -uWu Methought :3 a sewpent xDD eat my OwO heawt ^w^ away, -And you xDD sat :33 smiwing at his x3 cwuew >w< pwey. -Lysander! >_> What, xDD wemov'd? Lysander! wowd! ->_> What, >_< out >_> of hearing gonye? :3 Nyo ^w^ sound, nyo UwU wowd? -Awack, xDD whewe awe you? xDD Speak, OwO an ^-^ if you hear; -xDD Speak, >_> of >w< aww loves! I :33 swoon ^w^ awmost with fear. -;;w;; Nyo? ;;w;; Then I ;;w;; weww pewceive you awe ^.^ nyot >w< nyigh. -x3 Eithew death ^w^ ow you I'll find immediatewy. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The wood. TITANyIA lying asweep - -x3 Entew QUINCE, SNyUG, xDD BOTTOM, ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, ÚwÚ and UwU STAWVEWING - -BOTTOM. uWu Awe ^-^ we >w< aww >_> met? -QUINCE. Pat, xDD pat; ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous UwU convenyient place uWu fow ^-^ ouw -:33 weheawsaw. :3 This green plot uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouw xDD stage, :3 this hawthown -:33 bwake ^-^ ouw tiring-house; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do ^.^ it in x3 action, as ^-^ we uWu wiww -^-^ do ^.^ it before OwO the >_> Duke. -BOTTOM. Petew uWu Quince! -QUINCE. What >_> sayest thou, bully Bottom? -BOTTOM. Thewe awe >w< things in :3 this ;;w;; comedy >_> of Pywamus ÚwÚ and Thisby UwU that -uWu wiww never pwease. First, Pywamus >w< must dwaw :3 a >_< swowd ^-^ to :33 kiww -;;w;; himsewf; ;;w;; which OwO the ;;w;; wadies cannyot abide. OwO How ÚwÚ answew you ÚwÚ that? -SNyOUT. ^w^ By'w lakin, :3 a parlous fear. -UwU STAWVEWING. I believe ^-^ we >w< must xDD weave OwO the :33 kiwwing out, when >w< aww :3 is ->w< donye. -BOTTOM. :3 Nyot :3 a >w< whit; I ^.^ have :3 a :33 device ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww :33 weww. x3 Wwite me :3 a -pwowogue; ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^w^ pwowogue ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do nyo harm -with ^-^ ouw uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and UwU that Pywamus :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD kiww'd UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and uWu fow -OwO the ^-^ mowe better assuwance, tell them UwU that I Pywamus x3 am ^.^ nyot -Pywamus uWu but >_> Bottom OwO the weaver. :3 This uWu wiww >w< put them >_< out >_> of fear. -QUINCE. Weww, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have such :3 a pwowogue; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be written -in eight ÚwÚ and ^.^ six. -BOTTOM. No, ^-^ make ^.^ it two ^-^ mowe; let ^.^ it >w< be written in eight ÚwÚ and eight. -SNyOUT. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; wadies >w< be >w< afeawd >_> of OwO the wion? -UwU STAWVEWING. I ;;w;; feaw it, I pwomise you. -BOTTOM. >w< Mastews, you ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to consider with yourself ^-^ to bwing ^w^ in- -:3 God OwO shiewd OwO us!- :3 a x3 wion UwU among ;;w;; wadies :3 is :3 a UwU most dreadful uWu thing; uWu fow -there :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ mowe xDD feawfuw ^w^ wiwd-foww than >_> youw x3 wion ÚwÚ wiving; ÚwÚ and -^-^ we ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook to't. -SNyOUT. OwO Thewefowe another ^w^ pwowogue >w< must tell ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a wion. -BOTTOM. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must name his uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and half his ;;w;; face >w< must >w< be uWu seen -OwO thwough OwO the >_< wion's xDD nyeck; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf >w< must speak through, -^.^ saying thus, ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the >_> same :33 defect: 'Wadies,' ^w^ ow 'Fair uWu wadies, I -would ^w^ wish uWu you' ^w^ ow OwO 'I would xDD wequest uWu you' ^w^ ow OwO 'I would entweat you -^.^ nyot ^-^ to feaw, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to twembwe. UwU My life uWu fow youws! >w< If you ÚwÚ think I -come UwU hithew as :3 a ;;w;; wion, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity >_> of my wife. No, I x3 am nyo such -uWu thing; I x3 am :3 a man as uWu othew x3 men x3 awe.' And there, :3 indeed, let him -name his uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and tell them ^-^ pwainwy ^.^ he :3 is Snyug OwO the joinyew. -QUINCE. Weww, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. But there :3 is two ^-^ hawd things- UwU that -;;w;; is, ^-^ to bwing OwO the OwO moonwight OwO into :3 a chambew; for, you >w< knyow, Pywamus -ÚwÚ and Thisby ^.^ meet uWu by moonlight. -SNyOUT. ^-^ Doth OwO the ^-^ moon shinye UwU that night ^-^ we xDD pway ^-^ ouw xDD pway? -BOTTOM. OwO A calendar, :3 a calendar! Wook in OwO the OwO awmanyack; find >_< out -:33 moonshinye, find >_< out ^.^ moonshinye. -QUINCE. x3 Yes, ^.^ it doth shinye UwU that ^-^ nyight. -BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ may you xDD weave :3 a casement >_> of OwO the gweat ;;w;; chambew -window, xDD whewe ^-^ we play, ^-^ open; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ moon ^-^ may shinye in at OwO the -^w^ casement. -QUINCE. ÚwÚ Ay; ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ onye >w< must come in with :3 a :3 bush >_> of thorns ÚwÚ and :3 a -x3 wantewn, ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ he comes ^-^ to disfiguwe ^w^ ow ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the person ->_> of xDD Moonshinye. ;;w;; Then there :3 is another ^.^ thing: ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have :3 a x3 waww in -OwO the gweat chambew; uWu fow Pywamus ÚwÚ and UwU Thisby, :33 says OwO the xDD stowy, >_> did -talk OwO thwough OwO the ÚwÚ chink >_> of :3 a wall. -SNyOUT. You can never bwing in :3 a wall. What uWu say you, Bottom? -BOTTOM. uWu Some man ^w^ ow uWu othew >w< must ÚwÚ pwesent Waww; ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ have >w< some -:3 pwastew, ^w^ ow >w< some loam, ^w^ ow >w< some rough-cast about ^w^ him, ^-^ to signify -;;w;; waww; ÚwÚ and let him howd his fingers thus, ÚwÚ and OwO thwough UwU that UwU cwanny -uWu shaww Pywamus ÚwÚ and Thisby :3 whispew. -QUINCE. >w< If UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ be, then >w< aww :3 is :33 weww. ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit down, every ->_> mothew's UwU son, ÚwÚ and rehearse >_> youw pawts. >_< Pywamus, you x3 begin; when -you ^.^ have spoken >_> youw speech, ÚwÚ entew OwO into UwU that brake; ÚwÚ and OwO so every -^-^ onye >w< accowding ^-^ to his OwO cue. - -x3 Entew PUCK >_> behind - -PUCK. What >_< hempen UwU homespuns ^.^ have ^-^ we xDD swagg'wing ;;w;; hewe, -^w^ So ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the cradle >_> of OwO the Faiwy ÚwÚ Queen? ->_> What, :3 a xDD pway ^-^ towawd! I'll >w< be OwO an auditor; -An actow xDD too perhaps, ^-^ if I UwU see ^.^ cause. -QUINCE. xDD Speak, Pywamus. UwU Thisby, ^.^ stand fowth. -BOTTOM. UwU Thisby, OwO the >_> fwowews >_> of ^-^ odious savouws :33 sweet- -QUINCE. :3 'Odious'- >_< odowous! -BOTTOM. -odours savouws >w< sweet; -^w^ So ;;w;; hath >w< thy breath, my ;;w;; deawest Thisby ;;w;; deaw. -But x3 hawk, :3 a voice! uWu Stay :3 thou uWu but here uWu awhiwe, -And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by I uWu wiww ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee appear. Exit -PUCK. OwO A ^w^ stwangew Pywamus than e'ew pwayed :3 hewe! Exit -^-^ FWUTE. Must I speak ^w^ nyow? -QUINCE. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, >w< must OwO you; uWu fow you >w< must undewstand ^.^ he :33 goes uWu but ^-^ to -UwU see :3 a ^w^ nyoise UwU that ^.^ he heard, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^-^ to come again. -^-^ FWUTE. uWu Most radiant >_< Pywamus, UwU most >_< wiwy-white >_> of hue, -x3 Of >w< cowouw >_< wike OwO the wed wose uWu on triumphant bwiew, -uWu Most uWu bwisky juvenal, ÚwÚ and UwU eke UwU most UwU wuvwy :3 Jew, -UwU As OwO twue as >w< twuest OwO howse, UwU that would never >w< tiwe, -I'll ^.^ meet ^.^ thee, >_< Pywamus, at ^-^ Nyinny's tomb. -QUINCE. 'Ninus' :33 tomb,' ^w^ man! ÚwÚ Why, you >w< must ^.^ nyot speak UwU that yet; UwU that -you ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to Pywamus. You speak >w< aww >_> youw part at once, ÚwÚ cues, ÚwÚ and -all. Pywamus enter: >_> youw cue :3 is ÚwÚ past; ^.^ it :3 is 'nyevew tiwe.' -^-^ FWUTE. O- UwU As OwO twue as >w< twuest OwO howse, UwU that OwO y xDD et would never ;;w;; tiwe. - -;;w;; We-entew ^w^ PUCK, ÚwÚ and UwU BOTTOM with OwO an >w< ass's head - -BOTTOM. >w< If I ;;w;; wewe :33 faiw, UwU Thisby, I ;;w;; wewe only >w< thinye. -QUINCE. :3 O monstrous! :3 O stwange! We awe x3 haunted. >_> Pway, :3 mastews! fly, -:3 mastews! Help! ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but UwU BOTTOM ÚwÚ and PUCK -PUCK. I'll follow OwO you; I'll ;;w;; wead you about :3 a :33 wound, -^.^ Thwough ;;w;; bog, OwO thwough >_< bush, OwO thwough ;;w;; bwake, OwO thwough :33 bwiew; ->_< Sometime :3 a horse I'll ^.^ be, sometime :3 a >_> hound, -OwO A ÚwÚ hog, :3 a headwess ^-^ beaw, sometime :3 a uWu fiwe; -And UwU nyeigh, ÚwÚ and bark, ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwunt, ÚwÚ and >_< woaw, ÚwÚ and :33 buwn, -;;w;; Wike OwO howse, >_> hound, ÚwÚ hog, ^-^ beaw, fire, at every OwO tuwn. -Exit -BOTTOM. UwU Why ^-^ do uWu they run >_> away? :3 This :3 is :3 a ;;w;; knyavewy >_> of them ^-^ to ^-^ make me ->w< afeawd. - -;;w;; We-entew UwU SNyOUT - -SNyOUT. :3 O UwU Bottom, :3 thou art >_< chang'd! What ^-^ do I UwU see uWu on OwO thee? -BOTTOM. What ^-^ do you see? You UwU see OwO an ass-head >_> of >_> youw own, ^-^ do you? -Exit UwU SNyOUT - -;;w;; We-entew uWu QUINCE - -QUINCE. ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, UwU Bottom, bless thee! Thou art >_> twanswated. -Exit -BOTTOM. I UwU see theiw ;;w;; knyavewy: :3 this :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an ;;w;; ass >_> of me; ^-^ to -OwO fwight uWu me, ^-^ if uWu they uWu couwd. But I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 stiw ^-^ fwom :3 this place, ^-^ do -what uWu they uWu can; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww sing, UwU that -uWu they uWu shaww hear I x3 am ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. [Sings] - -The ousel :3 cock, OwO so bwack >_> of hue, -x3 With uWu owange-tawny bill, -The ^-^ thwostwe with his ^-^ nyote OwO so true, -The wren with wittwe uWu quiww. - -TITANyIA. What :3 angew :33 wakes me ^-^ fwom my >w< fwow'wy >_> bed? -BOTTOM. [Sings] -The OwO finch, OwO the UwU spawwow, ÚwÚ and OwO the lark, -The :3 pwain-song ^-^ cuckoo xDD gwey, -uWu Whose ^-^ nyote :33 fuww many :3 a man doth ^-^ mawk, -And dawes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew >_> nyay- -for, :3 indeed, ^-^ who would xDD set his ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to OwO so foowish :3 a bird? -OwO Who would ^w^ give :3 a biwd OwO the >_< he, >w< though ^.^ he x3 cwy xDD 'cuckoo' never so? -TITANyIA. I pray ^.^ thee, gentwe mowtaw, sing again. -Minye ear :3 is >w< much ÚwÚ enyamouwed >_> of >w< thy >_> nyote; -^w^ So :3 is >_< minye eye enthralled ^-^ to >w< thy shape; -And >w< thy fair >w< viwtue's x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce doth move uWu me, -uWu On OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO view, ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to sweaw, I love thee. -BOTTOM. Methinks, mistress, you shouwd ^.^ have wittwe reason uWu fow ;;w;; that. -And >_> yet, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, reason ÚwÚ and love ^-^ keep wittwe >_> company ->_> togethew ^w^ nyow-a-days. The ^-^ mowe OwO the ^-^ pity UwU that >w< some >w< honyest -xDD nyeighbouws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make them >_< fwiends. ;;w;; Nyay, I can UwU gweek x3 upon -;;w;; occasion. -TITANyIA. Thou art as xDD wise as :3 thou art beautiful. -BOTTOM. :3 Nyot so, neither; uWu but ^-^ if I xDD had ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to >_< get >_< out >_> of :3 this ->_< wood, I ^.^ have enough ^-^ to sewve >_< minye >_> own OwO tuwn. -TITANyIA. Out >_> of :3 this >_> wood ^-^ do ^.^ nyot desiwe ^-^ to ^.^ go; -Thou ^-^ shawt >_< wemain here whethew :3 thou xDD wiwt ^w^ ow nyo. -I x3 am :3 a spirit >_> of nyo ^w^ common rate; -The uWu summew still doth tend x3 upon my x3 state; -And I ^-^ do love thee; ^.^ thewefowe, >w< go with >_> me. -I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee fairies ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on thee; -And uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee jewews ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ deep, -And sing, >_< whiwe :3 thou uWu on pwessed >_> fwowews OwO dost sleep; -And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ puwge >w< thy x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ gwossnyess OwO so -:33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt >_< wike OwO an >_> aiwy spirit ^.^ go. ->_< Peasebwossom! x3 Cobweb! x3 Moth! ÚwÚ and Mustardseed! - -x3 Entew >_< PEASEBWOSSOM, >_> COBWEB, >_< MOTH, ÚwÚ and xDD MUSTAWDSEED - -PEASEBLOSSOM. OwO Weady. -COBWEB. And :3 I. -;;w;; MOTH. And :3 I. -MUSTARDSEED. And :3 I. -ALL. :3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we go? -TITANyIA. Be >w< kind ÚwÚ and courteous ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ gentweman; -Hop in his walks ÚwÚ and :33 gambow in his ^w^ eyes; -:33 Feed him with apricocks ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dewbewwies, -x3 With xDD puwpwe grapes, green UwU figs, ÚwÚ and mulberries; -The honey :33 bags >_< steaw ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 humbwe-bees, -And uWu fow >_< nyight-tapews ^.^ cwop theiw waxen ÚwÚ thighs, -And ^.^ wight them at OwO the :33 fiewy ÚwÚ gwow-wowm's >_> eyes, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have my love ^-^ to bed ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< awise; -And xDD pwuck OwO the x3 wings ^-^ fwom ^w^ painted OwO buttewfwies, -ÚwÚ To fan OwO the moonbeams ^-^ fwom his sweeping OwO eyes. -xDD Nyod ^-^ to ^w^ him, OwO ewves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do him couwtesies. -PEASEBLOSSOM. Hail, xDD mowtaw! -COBWEB. ^w^ Haiw! -;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Haiw! -MUSTARDSEED. ^w^ Haiw! -BOTTOM. I x3 cwy >_> youw :3 wowships >w< mewcy, ;;w;; heawtiwy; I uWu beseech >_> youw -worship's >w< nyame. -COBWEB. Cobweb. -BOTTOM. I uWu shaww desiwe you >_> of ^-^ mowe OwO acquaintance, good ^-^ Mastew -Cobweb. >w< If I ÚwÚ cut my fingew, I uWu shaww ^-^ make bowd with you. Your -uWu nyame, >w< honyest gentweman? -PEASEBLOSSOM. xDD Peasebwossom. -BOTTOM. I pray you, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess :33 Squash, >_> youw mothew, ÚwÚ and -^-^ to ^-^ Mastew Peascod, >_> youw father. Good ^-^ Mastew xDD Peasebwossom, I uWu shaww -desiwe you >_> of ^-^ mowe >_> acquaintance ^w^ too. Your uWu nyame, I uWu beseech you, -sir? -MUSTARDSEED. ÚwÚ Mustawdseed. -BOTTOM. Good ^-^ Mastew :3 Mustawdseed, I xDD knyow >_> youw >_< patience :33 weww. :33 That ->_> same >_> cowawdwy >w< giant-wike ox-beef ;;w;; hath xDD devouw'd many :3 a ^-^ gentweman ->_> of >_> youw >_< house. I pwomise you >_> youw UwU kindwed ;;w;; hath :3 made my eyes >w< watew -ewe OwO nyow. I desiwe you >_> of ^-^ mowe OwO acquaintance, good ^-^ Mastew -ÚwÚ Mustawdseed. -TITANyIA. ^w^ Come, OwO wait x3 upon him; ;;w;; wead him ^-^ to my bower. -The ^w^ moon, >_> methinks, looks with :3 a wat'wy eye; -And when ^.^ she ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ weeps every wittwe OwO fwowew; -Lamenting >w< some ^-^ enfowced chastity. -;;w;; Tie OwO up my ^-^ wuv's tongue, bwing him ^w^ siwentwy. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_> wood - -x3 Entew OBERON - -OwO OBEWON. I wonder ^-^ if UwU Titanyia >w< be ^w^ awak'd; ->_> Then, what ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU that next came in xDD hew eye, -^w^ Which ^.^ she >w< must dote uWu on in extwemity. - -x3 Entew PUCK - -;;w;; Hewe comes my messenger. OwO How nyow, mad spirit! -What night-rule :3 nyow about :3 this haunted x3 gwuv? -PUCK. UwU My ^w^ mistwess with :3 a monster :3 is in wuv. -Near ^-^ to xDD hew :33 cwose ÚwÚ and consecrated xDD bowew, -OwO Whiwe ^.^ she ÚwÚ was in xDD hew :33 duww ÚwÚ and sweeping xDD houw, -OwO A >w< cwew >_> of :33 patches, wude ^-^ mechanyicaws, -:33 That wowk uWu fow xDD bwead x3 upon Athenyian stalls, -Were met >_> togethew ^-^ to rehearse :3 a xDD pway -:3 Intended uWu fow gweat Theseus' ^w^ nyuptiaw day. -The OwO shawwowest thickskin >_> of UwU that xDD bawwen sort, -OwO Who Pywamus ;;w;; pwesented, in theiw uWu spowt ->_> Fowsook his scene ÚwÚ and ent'red in :3 a brake; -When I >_> did him at :3 this ^w^ advantage UwU take, -An >w< ass's :33 nyowe I uWu fixed uWu on his head. -Anon his Thisby >w< must >w< be ;;w;; answewed, -And :3 fowth my ^.^ mimic comes. When uWu they him ^.^ spy, -UwU As wiwd ^-^ geese UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ cweeping ;;w;; fowwew eye, -Ow wusset-pated ;;w;; choughs, many in sort, -x3 Wising ÚwÚ and xDD cawing at OwO the xDD gun's report, -^w^ Sevew themsewves ÚwÚ and :3 madwy ;;w;; sweep OwO the UwU sky, -^w^ So at his OwO sight away his xDD fewwows ^w^ fwy; -And at ^-^ ouw stamp ;;w;; hewe, o'ew ÚwÚ and o'ew ^-^ onye ÚwÚ fawws; -ÚwÚ He murder cries, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom :33 Athens UwU cawws. -Their :33 sense ;;w;; thus ;;w;; weak, lost with theiw ^-^ feaws ;;w;; thus ^w^ stwong, -^w^ Made ÚwÚ sensewess >w< things begin ^-^ to ^-^ do them ^.^ wwong, ->_< Fow bwiews ÚwÚ and thorns at theiw apparel >_> snyatch; -uWu Some >w< sweeves, >w< some ÚwÚ hats, ^-^ fwom ^-^ yiewdews >w< aww >w< things xDD catch. -I wed them uWu on in :3 this ^.^ distwacted feaw, -And weft ^w^ sweet Pywamus twanswated :3 thewe; -When in UwU that :3 moment, OwO so ^.^ it came ^-^ to pass, -UwU Titanyia ^w^ wak'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stwaightway :33 wov'd OwO an ass. -OwO OBEWON. :3 This ^.^ fawws >_< out better than I :33 couwd x3 devise. -But x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ yet ^w^ watch'd OwO the ^.^ Athenyian's eyes -x3 With OwO the ;;w;; wuv-juice, as I >_> did ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee x3 do? -PUCK. I took him >_> sweeping- UwU that :3 is finish'd :33 too- -And OwO the Athenyian ^-^ woman uWu by his ÚwÚ side; -That, when ^.^ he ^w^ wak'd, >_> of x3 fowce ^.^ she >w< must >w< be >_< ey'd. - -x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and HEWMIA - -OwO OBEWON. Stand ^-^ cwose; :3 this :3 is OwO the >_> same Athenyian. -PUCK. :3 This :3 is OwO the woman, uWu but ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO the xDD man. -uWu DEMETWIUS. :33 O, x3 why webuke you him UwU that loves you so? ->w< Way >_> bweath OwO so :33 bittew uWu on >_> youw :33 bittew ÚwÚ foe. -HEWMIA. Nyow I uWu but ;;w;; chide, uWu but I shouwd ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wowse, ->_< Fow thou, I feaw, x3 hast >w< given me cause ^-^ to curse. ->w< If :3 thou x3 hast OwO swain Lysander in his >w< sweep, ->_> Being o'ew ÚwÚ shoes in blood, plunge in OwO the ^-^ deep, -And :33 kiww me ^w^ too. -The >_< sun ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO twue x3 unto OwO the :3 day -UwU As ^.^ he ^-^ to >_> me. Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ have :33 stowen away -From sweeping Hermia? I'll believe as >_> soon -:3 This xDD whowe :3 eawth ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ bow'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the ^-^ moon -May OwO thwough OwO the ^-^ centwe cweep ÚwÚ and OwO so dispwease -Her >_< bwothew's nyoontide with th' >_> Antipodes. -^w^ It cannyot >w< be uWu but :3 thou x3 hast muwd'wed him; -^w^ So shouwd :3 a murderer xDD wook- OwO so OwO dead, OwO so xDD gwim. -uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ So shouwd OwO the ^-^ muwdewed look; ÚwÚ and OwO so shouwd OwO I, -^-^ Piewc'd OwO thwough OwO the OwO heawt with >_> youw >w< stewn cwuewty; ->_> Yet you, OwO the >w< muwdewew, ÚwÚ wook as :33 bwight, as clear, -UwU As :33 yondew uWu Venyus in xDD hew glimmering ;;w;; sphewe. -HEWMIA. What's :3 this ^-^ to my Wysandew? :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? -xDD Ah, good OwO Demetwius, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ give him x3 me? -uWu DEMETWIUS. I xDD had wathew ^w^ give his xDD cawcass ^-^ to my hounds. -HEWMIA. :33 Out, xDD dog! out, cur! Thou dwiv'st me ÚwÚ past OwO the ÚwÚ bounds -x3 Of maiden's uWu patience. xDD Hast :3 thou OwO swain ^w^ him, ^.^ then? -:33 Hencefowth >w< be never nyumb'wed UwU among >_< men! -:33 O, UwU once tell true; tell true, x3 even uWu fow my >w< sake! ->_> Duwst :3 thou ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd x3 upon him being >_< awake, -And x3 hast :3 thou xDD kiww'd him sleeping? :3 O bwave ÚwÚ touch! -Could ^.^ nyot :3 a wowm, OwO an adder, ^-^ do OwO so much? -An x3 addew >_> did xDD it; uWu fow with doubler :33 tongue ->w< Than thinye, :3 thou serpent, never x3 addew :33 stung. -uWu DEMETWIUS. You uWu spend >_> youw passion uWu on :3 a mispwis'd ;;w;; mood: -I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO guiwty >_> of Lysander's bwood; -Nyow :3 is ^.^ he OwO dead, uWu fow >w< aught UwU that I can tell. -HEWMIA. I pray ^.^ thee, tell me then UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :33 weww. -uWu DEMETWIUS. An ^-^ if I UwU couwd, what shouwd I >_< get ÚwÚ thewefowe? -HEWMIA. OwO A UwU pwiviwege never ^-^ to UwU see me more. -And ^-^ fwom >w< thy hated :3 pwesence part I >w< so; -^w^ See me nyo ^-^ mowe whethew ^.^ he >w< be UwU dead ^w^ ow nyo. Exit -uWu DEMETWIUS. Thewe :3 is nyo following xDD hew in :3 this fiewce :33 vein; -Here, ^.^ thewefowe, uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe I uWu wiww :33 wemain. -^w^ So ^.^ sowwow's heavinyess doth heaview gwow ->_< Fow >_> debt UwU that bankrupt ;;w;; sweep doth UwU sowwow ;;w;; owe; -^w^ Which :3 nyow in >w< some ^w^ swight measuwe ^.^ it uWu wiww pay, ->w< If uWu fow his >w< tendew here I ^-^ make >w< some >_> stay. OwO [Wies >w< down] -OwO OBEWON. What x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? Thou x3 hast ^w^ mistaken ÚwÚ quite, -And >_> waid OwO the love-juice uWu on >w< some ;;w;; twue-wuv's ^w^ sight. -x3 Of >w< thy misprision >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce ensue -uWu Some OwO twue love >_< tuwn'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a false tuwn'd true. -PUCK. ;;w;; Then >w< fate o'er-rules, UwU that, ^-^ onye man howding ^w^ twoth, -OwO A ^-^ miwwion :33 faiw, uWu confounding OwO oath uWu on uWu oath. -OwO OBEWON. About OwO the >_> wood >w< go OwO swiftew than OwO the wind, -And Helena >_> of :33 Athens ÚwÚ wook :3 thou find; -^-^ Aww >w< fancy-sick ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ and OwO pawe >_> of cheew, -x3 With sighs >_> of love UwU that x3 costs OwO the ^.^ fwesh UwU bwood ;;w;; deaw. -By >w< some ÚwÚ iwwusion UwU see :3 thou bwing xDD hew xDD hewe; -I'll chawm his eyes x3 against ^.^ she ^-^ do appear. -PUCK. I ÚwÚ go, I ^.^ go; ÚwÚ wook how I ÚwÚ go, -x3 Swiftew than awwow ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 Tawtaw's xDD bow. Exit -OwO OBEWON. Fwowew >_> of :3 this xDD puwpwe >_> dye, -Hit with :33 Cupid's OwO awchewy, -Sink in apple >_> of his >w< eye. -When his love ^.^ he doth espy, ->_> Wet xDD hew shinye as ÚwÚ gwowiouswy -UwU As OwO the uWu Venyus >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sky. -When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be >_> by, -:33 Beg >_> of xDD hew uWu fow wemedy. - -;;w;; We-entew PUCK - -PUCK. x3 Captain >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu faiwy ^-^ band, -Helena :3 is here at ;;w;; hand, -And OwO the xDD youth mistook uWu by me -uWu Pweading uWu fow :3 a lover's fee; -:33 Shaww ^-^ we theiw OwO fond UwU pageant see? -:3 Wowd, what fools ^.^ these mortals xDD be! -OwO OBEWON. Stand OwO aside. The ^w^ nyoise uWu they ^-^ make -uWu Wiww cause :3 Demetwius ^-^ to ^.^ awake. -PUCK. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww two at UwU once ^w^ woo ^w^ onye. -:33 That >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be uWu spowt alone; -And x3 those >w< things ^-^ do :33 best >w< pwease me -:33 That befall >_> pwepost'wouswy. - -x3 Entew LYSANDER ÚwÚ and ^.^ HEWENyA - -WYSANDEW. UwU Why shouwd you ÚwÚ think UwU that I shouwd ^w^ woo in scorn? -Scorn ÚwÚ and dewision never come in uWu teaws. -Wook when I vow, I >w< weep; ÚwÚ and >_< vows OwO so :33 bown, -UwU In theiw ^.^ nyativity >w< aww >w< twuth ^.^ appeaws. -OwO How can ^.^ these >w< things in me ÚwÚ seem :33 scown ^-^ to you, -:33 Beawing OwO the badge >_> of :33 faith, ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv them :3 twue? -HEWENyA. You ^-^ do ^.^ advance >_> youw ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. -When >w< twuth kiwws truth, :3 O deviwish-howy fray! -^.^ These >_< vows awe OwO Hewmia's. uWu Wiww you ^w^ give xDD hew o'er? -Weigh OwO oath with ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww nyothing ^w^ weigh: -Your >_< vows ^-^ to xDD hew ÚwÚ and uWu me, >w< put in two scawes, -uWu Wiww x3 even x3 weigh; ÚwÚ and uWu both as ^.^ wight as tales. -WYSANDEW. I hod nyo ÚwÚ judgment when ^-^ to xDD hew I xDD swowe. -HEWENyA. Nyow x3 nyonye, in my UwU mind, :3 nyow you ^w^ give xDD hew o'er. -WYSANDEW. :3 Demetwius loves UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he loves ^.^ nyot you. -uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ [Awaking] :3 O >_< Hewen, goddess, :33 nymph, pewfect, ÚwÚ divinye! -ÚwÚ To what, my love, uWu shaww I compawe UwU thinye eynye? -Crystal :3 is >_> muddy. :33 O, how wipe in show -x3 Thy wips, x3 those kissing >_< chewwies, uWu tempting xDD gwow! -:33 That ÚwÚ puwe xDD congeawed >_< white, UwU high x3 Tauwus' snyow, -^-^ Fann'd with OwO the eastewn wind, ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 a crow -When :3 thou hold'st OwO up >w< thy hand. :33 O, let me ÚwÚ kiss -:3 This pwincess >_> of ÚwÚ puwe >_< white, :3 this >w< seaw >_> of bliss! -HEWENyA. :3 O :33 spite! :3 O heww! I UwU see you >w< aww awe bent -ÚwÚ To xDD set x3 against me uWu fow >_> youw merriment. ->w< If you ;;w;; wewe civil ÚwÚ and knew couwtesy, -You would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do me ;;w;; thus >w< much OwO injuwy. -^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot UwU hate uWu me, as I xDD knyow you uWu do, -But you >w< must >_> join in souws ^-^ to xDD mock me too? ->w< If you ;;w;; wewe ^-^ men, as x3 men you awe in show, -You would ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use :3 a gentwe wady :3 so: -ÚwÚ To vow, ÚwÚ and sweaw, ÚwÚ and superpraise my :33 pawts, -When I x3 am ^w^ suwe you UwU hate me with >_> youw ^-^ heawts. -You uWu both awe :3 wivaws, ÚwÚ and love ^.^ Hewmia; -And :3 nyow uWu both :3 wivaws, ^-^ to xDD mock Helena. -OwO A xDD twim expwoit, :3 a >_< manwy OwO entewpwise, -ÚwÚ To conjuwe ;;w;; teaws OwO up in :3 a UwU poow :33 maid's eyes -x3 With >_> youw ^w^ dewision! None >_> of x3 nyobwe sort -Wouwd OwO so offend :3 a UwU viwgin, ÚwÚ and uWu extowt -OwO A UwU poow >_< souw's >_> patience, >w< aww ^-^ to ^-^ make you sport. -WYSANDEW. You awe UwU unkind, Demetrius; >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< so; ->_< Fow you love Hewmia. :3 This you xDD knyow I know; -And ;;w;; hewe, with >w< aww good wiww, with >w< aww my xDD heawt, -UwU In Hermia's love I ÚwÚ yiewd you OwO up my part; -And x3 youws >_> of Helena ^-^ to me >_< bequeath, -x3 Whom I ^-^ do love ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ tiww my :33 death. -HEWENyA. uWu Nyevew >_> did :33 mockews ^.^ waste ^-^ mowe :33 idwe ^.^ bweath. -uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Wysandew, ^-^ keep >w< thy ^.^ Hewmia; I uWu wiww none. ->w< If e'ew I :33 wov'd UwU hew, >w< aww UwU that love :3 is gone. -UwU My OwO heawt ^-^ to xDD hew uWu but as x3 guest-wise sojouwn'd, -And :3 nyow ^-^ to Hewen :3 is ^.^ it UwU home wetuwn'd, -Thewe ^-^ to :33 wemain. -WYSANDEW. >_< Hewen, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -uWu DEMETWIUS. Disparage ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 faith :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, -OwO West, ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; pewiw, :3 thou aby ^.^ it ;;w;; deaw. -Wook xDD whewe >w< thy love >w< comes; :33 yondew :3 is >w< thy ;;w;; deaw. - -x3 Entew HEWMIA - -HEWMIA. xDD Dawk night, UwU that ^-^ fwom OwO the eye his UwU function uWu takes, -The ear ^-^ mowe uWu quick >_> of appwehension makes; -OwO Whewein ^.^ it doth ;;w;; impaiw OwO the >_< seeing :33 sense, -^w^ It OwO pays OwO the hearing double wecompense. -Thou art ^.^ nyot uWu by >_< minye eye, :3 Wysandew, xDD found; -Minye eaw, I :3 thank it, ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to >w< thy :3 sound. -But x3 why UwU unkindwy didst :3 thou xDD weave me so? -WYSANDEW. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he stay xDD whom love doth press ^-^ to go? -HEWMIA. What love :33 couwd press Lysander ^-^ fwom my x3 side? -WYSANDEW. Lysander's love, UwU that would ^.^ nyot let him bide- -^-^ Faiw x3 Hewenya, ^-^ who ^-^ mowe xDD engiwds OwO the night ->w< Than >w< aww ^-^ yon :33 fiewy OwO oes ÚwÚ and eyes >_> of >_> wight. -UwU Why >_< seek'st :3 thou x3 me? Could ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee xDD knyow -The UwU hate I x3 bawe ÚwÚ thee :3 made me xDD weave ÚwÚ thee so? -HEWMIA. You speak ^.^ nyot as you think; ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. -HEWENyA. :33 Wo, ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of :3 this confederacy! -Nyow I pewceive uWu they ^.^ have uWu conjoin'd >w< aww three -ÚwÚ To ^.^ fashion :3 this false uWu spowt in ^-^ spite >_> of >_> me. -:33 Injuwious Hewmia! UwU most ;;w;; ungwatefuw UwU maid! ->_< Have you conspir'd, ^.^ have you with ^.^ these :33 contwiv'd, -ÚwÚ To :33 bait me with :3 this ;;w;; fouw dewision? -^-^ Is >w< aww OwO the counsew UwU that ^-^ we two ^.^ have ^w^ shaw'd, -The ^w^ sistews' xDD vows, OwO the ^w^ houws UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 spent, -When ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD chid OwO the >_> hasty-footed UwU time ->_< Fow pawting us- :33 O, :3 is >w< aww >w< fowgot? -^-^ Aww school-days' ^.^ fwiendship, ÚwÚ chiwdhood innocence? -xDD We, >_> Hewmia, >_< wike two UwU awtificiaw >_< gods, ->_< Have with ^-^ ouw nyeedwes created uWu both ^-^ onye ^w^ fwowew, -Both uWu on ^-^ onye sampwew, ^.^ sitting uWu on ^-^ onye :33 cushion, -Both warbling >_> of ^-^ onye song, uWu both in ^-^ onye key; -UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ ouw x3 hands, ^-^ ouw :3 sides, ;;w;; voices, ÚwÚ and uWu minds, -Had >_< been UwU incowpowate. ^w^ So ^-^ we ^-^ gwew togethew, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a double cherry, seeming parted, -But ÚwÚ yet OwO an UwU unyion in :33 pawtition, ->w< Two UwU wuvwy bewwies ÚwÚ mouwded uWu on ^-^ onye >_> stewn; -UwU So, with two seeming UwU bodies, uWu but ^-^ onye >_> heawt; ->w< Two >_> of OwO the :33 fiwst, >_< wike ;;w;; coats in ^-^ hewawdwy, -Due uWu but ^-^ to one, ÚwÚ and crowned with ^-^ onye cwest. -And uWu wiww you rent ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ancient love :33 asundew, -ÚwÚ To >_> join with x3 men in scorning >_> youw UwU poow fwiend? -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot friendly, 'tis ^.^ nyot xDD maidenwy; -Our ;;w;; sex, as ;;w;; weww as OwO I, ^-^ may ^w^ chide you uWu fow it, -^-^ Though I :3 awonye ^-^ do ;;w;; feew OwO the OwO injuwy. -HEWMIA. I x3 am amazed at >_> youw passionate :33 wowds; -I :33 scown you not; ^.^ it uWu seems UwU that you :33 scown >_> me. -HEWENyA. >_< Have you ^.^ nyot xDD set :3 Wysandew, as in ^w^ scown, -ÚwÚ To follow me ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise my eyes ÚwÚ and face? -And :3 made >_> youw uWu othew love, OwO Demetwius, -OwO Who x3 even uWu but :3 nyow >_> did x3 spuwn me with his ^.^ foot, -ÚwÚ To caww me goddess, :33 nymph, >_> divinye, ÚwÚ and wawe, -Pwecious, cewestiaw? >w< Whewefowe ^-^ speaks ^.^ he :3 this -ÚwÚ To xDD hew ^.^ he hates? And xDD whewefowe doth Lysander -UwU Deny >_> youw love, OwO so rich within his >_> souw, -And >w< tendew uWu me, :33 fowsooth, affection, -But uWu by >_> youw setting OwO on, uWu by >_> youw ^.^ consent? -What >w< though I >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so in OwO gwace as you, -^w^ So :3 hung x3 upon with love, OwO so >_< fowtunyate, -But xDD misewabwe ÚwÚ most, ^-^ to love unwov'd? -:3 This you shouwd ^-^ pity wathew than ^w^ despise. -HEWMIA. I undewstand ^.^ nyot what you UwU mean uWu by ÚwÚ this. -HEWENyA. >w< Ay, :33 do- ^-^ pewsevew, >w< countewfeit >_> sad >w< wooks, -UwU Make OwO mouths x3 upon me when I xDD tuwn my ^w^ back, -OwO Wink OwO each at other; howd OwO the ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ jest up; -:3 This sport, ;;w;; weww x3 cawwied, uWu shaww >w< be >_< chwonyicwed. ->w< If you ^.^ have ^-^ any pity, >w< gwace, ^w^ ow xDD mannyews, -You would ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me such OwO an OwO awgument. -But fare ye ;;w;; weww; 'tis pawtwy my >_> own UwU fauwt, -^w^ Which >_< death, ^w^ ow x3 absence, >_> soon uWu shaww wemedy. -WYSANDEW. >w< Stay, gentwe uWu Hewenya; hear my ;;w;; excuse; -UwU My love, my xDD wife, my >_> souw, fair UwU Hewenya! -HEWENyA. :3 O ^-^ excewwent! -HEWMIA. ÚwÚ Sweet, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 scown xDD hew ÚwÚ so. -uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< If ^.^ she cannyot >w< entweat, I can compel. -WYSANDEW. Thou ^w^ canst x3 compew nyo ^-^ mowe than ^.^ she :33 entweat; -x3 Thy ^.^ thweats ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe OwO stwength than xDD hew uWu weak ;;w;; pwayews ->_< Hewen, I love ^.^ thee, uWu by my life I do; -I uWu sweaw uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which I uWu wiww wose uWu fow ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv him false UwU that :33 says I love ÚwÚ thee not. -uWu DEMETWIUS. I uWu say I love ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he can do. -WYSANDEW. >w< If :3 thou uWu say so, >_< withdwaw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it ^w^ too. -uWu DEMETWIUS. >_> Quick, come. -HEWMIA. :3 Wysandew, ÚwÚ wheweto ÚwÚ tends >w< aww uWu this? -WYSANDEW. Away, you :33 Ethiope! -uWu DEMETWIUS. No, no, ^.^ he uWu wiww -xDD Seem ^-^ to >_< bweak loose- UwU take uWu on as you would x3 fowwow, -But ÚwÚ yet come not. You awe :3 a ^w^ tame >w< man; go! -WYSANDEW. >w< Hang OwO off, :3 thou ^w^ cat, :3 thou OwO buww; :3 viwe :33 thing, let woose, -Ow I uWu wiww >_< shake ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom me >_< wike :3 a >_> sewpent. -HEWMIA. UwU Why awe you UwU gwown OwO so ^-^ wude? What >_> change :3 is this, -^.^ Sweet love? -WYSANDEW. x3 Thy ^w^ wuv! :33 Out, uWu tawny :33 Tawtaw, ;;w;; out! -:33 Out, x3 woathed uWu med'cinye! :3 O hated potion, OwO hence! -HEWMIA. Do you ^.^ nyot jest? -HEWENyA. x3 Yes, :33 sooth; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do you. -WYSANDEW. OwO Demetwius, I uWu wiww ^-^ keep my >_> wowd with thee. -uWu DEMETWIUS. I would I xDD had >_> youw ÚwÚ bond; uWu fow I pewceive -OwO A uWu weak bond howds OwO you; I'll ^.^ nyot xDD twust >_> youw :33 wowd. -WYSANDEW. >_> What, shouwd I hurt UwU hew, strike UwU hew, :33 kiww xDD hew ;;w;; dead? -UwU Awthough I UwU hate UwU hew, I'll ^.^ nyot harm xDD hew ÚwÚ so. -HEWMIA. >_< What! ^w^ Can you ^-^ do me gweatew harm than ^.^ hate? -;;w;; Hate UwU me! >w< whewefowe? :3 O UwU me! what UwU nyews, my love? -OwO Am ^.^ nyot I Hermia? uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you Wysandew? -I x3 am as fair :3 nyow as I ÚwÚ was x3 ewewhiwe. -x3 Since night you :33 wov'd me; ÚwÚ yet >_< since night you weft >_> me. -UwU Why then, you weft :3 me- :33 O, OwO the UwU gods :33 fowbid!- -UwU In >_< eawnyest, uWu shaww I ^w^ say? -WYSANDEW. >w< Ay, uWu by my life! -And never >_> did desiwe ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee more. -OwO Thewefowe >w< be >_< out >_> of hope, >_> of ^.^ question, >_> of ^w^ doubt; -Be ^w^ cewtain, nyothing ;;w;; twuew; 'tis nyo ÚwÚ jest -:33 That I ^-^ do UwU hate ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and love Helena. -HEWMIA. :3 O UwU me! you >_< juggwew! you >_< cankewbwossom! -You ^w^ thief >_> of ^w^ wuv! >_< What! >_< Have you come uWu by night, -And stow'n my ^-^ wuv's OwO heawt ^-^ fwom OwO him? -HEWENyA. :3 Finye, >w< i' faith! ->_< Have you nyo modesty, nyo OwO maiden shame, -:3 Nyo ^.^ touch >_> of ^w^ bashfuwnyess? >_< What! uWu Wiww you >w< teaw ->_> Impatient ^-^ answews ^-^ fwom my gentwe tongue? -:33 Fie, fie! you UwU countewfeit, you xDD puppet xDD you! -HEWMIA. ^-^ 'Puppet!' x3 why so? >w< Ay, UwU that uWu way :33 goes OwO the game. -Nyow I pewceive UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 made compawe ->w< Between ^-^ ouw statures; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath urg'd xDD hew >w< height; -And with xDD hew pewsonyage, xDD hew taww pewsonyage, -Her >_> height, :33 fowsooth, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ;;w;; pwevaiw'd with >_> him. -And awe you UwU gwown OwO so UwU high in his >_< esteem -xDD Because I x3 am OwO so dwawfish ÚwÚ and OwO so wow? -OwO How low x3 am OwO I, :3 thou ^w^ painted maypole? ;;w;; Speak. -OwO How low x3 am x3 I? I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so low -But UwU that my ^.^ nyaiws can weach x3 unto UwU thinye OwO eyes. -HEWENyA. I pray you, >w< though you xDD mock uWu me, gentlemen, ->_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot hurt >_> me. I ÚwÚ was never xDD cuwst; -I ^.^ have nyo >_> gift at >w< aww in shwewishnyess; -I x3 am :3 a ^.^ wight maid uWu fow my uWu cowawdice; ->_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot strike >_> me. You UwU pewhaps ^-^ may xDD think, -xDD Because ^.^ she :3 is xDD something wowew than ÚwÚ mysewf, -:33 That I can ^-^ match :3 hew. -HEWMIA. x3 'Wowew' x3 hawk, again. -HEWENyA. Good >_> Hewmia, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so :33 bittew with >_> me. -I xDD evewmowe >_> did love you, >_> Hewmia, -OwO Did >w< evew ^-^ keep >_> youw counsews, never wrong'd OwO you; -ÚwÚ Save UwU that, in love x3 unto OwO Demetwius, -I told him >_> of >_> youw stealth x3 unto :3 this wood. -ÚwÚ He ^-^ fowwowed OwO you; uWu fow love I ^-^ fowwowed him; -But ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD chid me hence, ÚwÚ and threat'ned me -ÚwÚ To strike uWu me, x3 spuwn uWu me, xDD nyay, ^-^ to :33 kiww me :33 too; -And nyow, OwO so you uWu wiww let me >_> quiet ÚwÚ go, -ÚwÚ To :33 Athens uWu wiww I bear my ^.^ fowwy ^w^ back, -And follow you nyo >_< fuwthew. >_> Wet me ^.^ go. -You UwU see how ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and how OwO fond I ÚwÚ am. -HEWMIA. ÚwÚ Why, >_< get you uWu gonye! OwO Who :3 is't UwU that hindews you? -HEWENyA. OwO A foowish OwO heawt UwU that I xDD weave here >w< behind. -HEWMIA. >_< What! with Wysandew? -HEWENyA. x3 With Demetwius. -WYSANDEW. Be ^.^ nyot ^.^ afwaid; ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ nyot harm ^.^ thee, Helena. -uWu DEMETWIUS. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, >w< though you UwU take xDD hew pawt. -HEWENyA. :33 O, when ^.^ she :3 is :33 angwy, ^.^ she :3 is keen ÚwÚ and UwU shwewd; -She ÚwÚ was :3 a vixen when ^.^ she went ^-^ to >w< schoow; -And, >w< though ^.^ she >w< be uWu but little, ^.^ she :3 is fiewce. -HEWMIA. 'Wittwe' ^-^ again! Nyothing uWu but >_> 'wow' ÚwÚ and 'little'! -UwU Why uWu wiww you suffer xDD hew ^-^ to fwout me ^.^ thus? ->_> Wet me come ^-^ to :3 hew. -WYSANDEW. UwU Get you gone, you :3 dwawf; -You minimus, >_> of hind'wing knyot-gwass ^w^ made; -You x3 bead, you >w< acown. -uWu DEMETWIUS. You awe xDD too officious -UwU In xDD hew behawf UwU that scorns >_> youw ^.^ sewvices. ->_> Wet xDD hew alone; speak ^.^ nyot >_> of uWu Hewenya; -;;w;; Take ^.^ nyot xDD hew part; uWu fow ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost intend -uWu Nyevew OwO so wittwe show >_> of love ^-^ to UwU hew, -Thou ^-^ shawt aby it. -WYSANDEW. Nyow ^.^ she howds me not. -Nyow x3 fowwow, ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, ^-^ to twy uWu whose >_< wight, -x3 Of UwU thinye ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye, :3 is UwU most in Helena. -uWu DEMETWIUS. Follow! ;;w;; Nyay, I'll >w< go with ^.^ thee, ^-^ cheek uWu by >w< joww. ->_< Exeunt LYSANDER ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS -HEWMIA. :3 You, mistress, >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; coiw :3 is wong >_> of you. -;;w;; Nyay, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ back. -HEWENyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust you, I; -Nyow ÚwÚ wongew stay in >_> youw curst :33 company. -Your ^.^ hands than >_< minye awe quickew uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ fway; -UwU My >w< wegs awe ÚwÚ wongew though, ^-^ to run >_> away. Exit -HEWMIA. I x3 am amaz'd, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. Exit -OwO OBEWON. :3 This :3 is >w< thy nyegwigence. OwO Stiww :3 thou ;;w;; mistak'st, -Ow ewse :3 committ'st >w< thy uWu knyavewies wiwfuwwy. -PUCK. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; king >_> of ^-^ shadows, I OwO mistook. -OwO Did ^.^ nyot you tell me I shouwd xDD knyow OwO the man -By OwO the Athenyian garments ^.^ he xDD had :3 on? -And OwO so :3 faw blameless proves my enterprise -:33 That I ^.^ have xDD 'nyointed OwO an ^.^ Athenyian's ^w^ eyes; -And OwO so :3 faw x3 am I ^.^ gwad ^.^ it OwO so >_> did sort, -UwU As :3 this theiw jangwing I >_< esteem :3 a sport. -OwO OBEWON. Thou >w< seest ^.^ these lovers >w< seek :3 a place ^-^ to ^w^ fight. -Hie ^.^ thewefowe, Robin, overcast OwO the >_< nyight; -The :3 stawwy welkin cuvw :3 thou anon -x3 With ;;w;; dwooping fog as bwack as Acheron, -And ;;w;; wead ^.^ these ÚwÚ testy x3 wivaws OwO so >_> astway -UwU As ^-^ onye come ^.^ nyot within x3 anyothew's way. -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to Lysander sometime fwame >w< thy tongue, -;;w;; Then :33 stiw :3 Demetwius OwO up with :33 bittew ^-^ wwong; -And sometime ;;w;; waiw :3 thou >_< wike Demetrius; -And ^-^ fwom OwO each uWu othew ÚwÚ wook :3 thou ;;w;; wead them thus, -;;w;; Tiww o'ew theiw uWu bwows OwO death-countewfeiting ;;w;; sweep -x3 With :33 weaden >w< wegs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ batty x3 wings doth ^.^ cweep. -;;w;; Then crush :3 this hewb OwO into Lysander's eye; -uWu Whose :3 wiquow ;;w;; hath :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous property, -ÚwÚ To UwU take ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence >w< aww error with his UwU might -And ^-^ make his eyebawws roll with :3 wonted ^w^ sight. -When uWu they next >w< wake, >w< aww :3 this dewision -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seem :3 a ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ and fruitless ^w^ vision; -And xDD back ^-^ to :33 Athens uWu shaww OwO the lovers wend -x3 With >_> weague uWu whose ^-^ date ÚwÚ tiww death uWu shaww never OwO end. -ÚwÚ Whiwes I in :3 this affaiw ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee empwoy, -I'll ^-^ to my queen, ÚwÚ and UwU beg xDD hew >w< Indian >w< boy; -And then I uWu wiww xDD hew chawmed eye ^-^ wewease -From monster's OwO view, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ peace. -PUCK. UwU My uWu faiwy lord, :3 this >w< must >w< be x3 donye with haste, ->_< Fow nyight's swift dragons ÚwÚ cut OwO the clouds :33 fuww uWu fast; -And :33 yondew uWu shinyes Auwowa's ÚwÚ hawbingew, -^.^ At uWu whose xDD appwoach :33 ghosts, uWu wand'wing here ÚwÚ and there, -:3 Twoop UwU home ^-^ to x3 chuwchyawds. Damned uWu spiwits >w< aww -:33 That in uWu cwoss-ways ÚwÚ and floods ^.^ have uWu buwiaw, -^w^ Awweady ^-^ to theiw :33 wowmy ÚwÚ beds awe gone, ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw west :3 day shouwd ÚwÚ wook theiw uWu shames ^w^ upon; -^.^ They >_> wiwfuwwy themsewves exil'd ^-^ fwom >_< wight, -And >w< must uWu fow :3 aye >w< consowt with ^-^ bwack-bwow'd ^-^ nyight. -OwO OBEWON. But ^-^ we awe uWu spiwits >_> of another sowt: -I with OwO the Morning's love ^.^ have ^w^ oft :3 made :33 spowt; -And, >_< wike :3 a forester, OwO the ;;w;; gwuvs ^-^ may ÚwÚ twead ->_< Even ÚwÚ tiww OwO the eastewn gate, >w< aww :33 fiewy red, -Opening uWu on Neptune with fair bwessed UwU beams, -Turns OwO into x3 yewwow gold his salt green streams. -But, ^.^ nyotwithstanding, haste, ^-^ make nyo >_< deway; -We ^-^ may :33 effect :3 this ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ yet ewe day. Exit OBERON -PUCK. :33 Up ÚwÚ and down, OwO up ÚwÚ and down, -I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead them OwO up ÚwÚ and down. -I x3 am >_< feaw'd in field ÚwÚ and town. -x3 Gobwin, ;;w;; wead them OwO up ÚwÚ and down. -;;w;; Hewe comes ^w^ onye. - -x3 Entew LYSANDER - -WYSANDEW. :3 Whewe art thou, >_> pwoud uWu Demetwius? ^w^ Speak :3 thou OwO nyow. -PUCK. Here, viwwain, :33 dwawn ÚwÚ and weady. :3 Whewe art thou? -WYSANDEW. I uWu wiww >w< be with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. -PUCK. Follow uWu me, then, -ÚwÚ To :33 pwainyew ground. Exit LYSANDER as following OwO the >w< voice - -x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS - -uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Wysandew, speak again. -Thou ^.^ wunyaway, :3 thou xDD cowawd, art :3 thou ;;w;; fwed? -xDD Speak! UwU In >w< some xDD bush? :3 Whewe OwO dost :3 thou hide >w< thy >_< head? -PUCK. Thou xDD cowawd, art :3 thou ^.^ bwagging ^-^ to OwO the staws, -Telling OwO the bushes UwU that :3 thou wook'st uWu fow ^w^ waws, -And xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot ^.^ come? ^w^ Come, recreant, xDD come, :3 thou x3 chiwd; -I'll x3 whip ÚwÚ thee with :3 a rod. ÚwÚ He :3 is defil'd -:33 That dwaws :3 a >_< swowd uWu on thee. -uWu DEMETWIUS. xDD Yea, art :3 thou thewe? -PUCK. Follow my ^.^ voice; ^w^ we'ww twy nyo :3 manhood here. >_< Exeunt - -;;w;; We-entew LYSANDER - -WYSANDEW. ÚwÚ He :33 goes before uWu me, ÚwÚ and still dawes me OwO on; -When I come xDD whewe ^.^ he calls, then ^.^ he :3 is gone. -The villain :3 is >w< much ;;w;; wightew heew'd than :3 I. -I ^-^ fowwowed :3 fast, uWu but ^-^ fastew ^.^ he >_> did fly, -:33 That fawwen x3 am I in dark :33 unyeven >_< way, -And here uWu wiww west >_> me. OwO [Wies >w< down] ^w^ Come, :3 thou gentwe day. ->_< Fow ^-^ if uWu but UwU once :3 thou show me >w< thy :3 gwey >_< wight, -I'll find OwO Demetwius, ÚwÚ and wevenge :3 this ;;w;; spite. ^w^ [Sweeps] - -;;w;; We-entew PUCK ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS - -PUCK. xDD Ho, ^w^ ho, UwU ho! :3 Cowawd, x3 why ;;w;; com'st :3 thou not? -uWu DEMETWIUS. ;;w;; Abide uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD daw'st; uWu fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot -Thou wun'st before uWu me, :33 shifting every place, -And :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand, :3 nyow ÚwÚ wook me in OwO the face. -:3 Whewe art :3 thou ^w^ nyow? -PUCK. Come uWu hithew; I x3 am here. -uWu DEMETWIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, then, :3 thou mock'st >_> me. Thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ buy :3 this ^.^ deaw, ->w< If >w< evew I >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu by OwO daywight xDD see; -Nyow, >w< go >w< thy way. xDD Faintnyess constraineth me -ÚwÚ To measuwe >_< out my wength uWu on :3 this x3 cowd bed. -By UwU day's xDD appwoach ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< be uWu visited. -OwO [Wies ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and :33 sweeps] - -x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA - -HEWENyA. :3 O x3 weawy night, :3 O wong ÚwÚ and >w< tedious night, -Abate >w< thy OwO houws! Shine UwU comfowts ^-^ fwom OwO the east, -:33 That I ^-^ may xDD back ^-^ to :33 Athens uWu by UwU daywight, -From ^.^ these UwU that my UwU poow >_> company :33 detest. -And >w< sweep, UwU that ^.^ sometimes shuts OwO up ^.^ sowwow's eye, ->_> Steaw me :3 awhiwe ^-^ fwom >_< minye >_> own :33 company. ^w^ [Sweeps] -PUCK. >_> Yet uWu but thwee? Come ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe; ->w< Two >_> of uWu both kinds makes OwO up fouw. -;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she uWu comes, curst ÚwÚ and :33 sad. -;;w;; Cupid :3 is :3 a knavish >_> wad, -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU poow femawes ^w^ mad. - -x3 Entew HEWMIA - -HEWMIA. uWu Nyevew OwO so ^-^ weawy, never OwO so in x3 woe, -^w^ Bedabbwed with OwO the UwU dew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ town with briers, -I can nyo further crawl, nyo further ^.^ go; -UwU My >w< wegs can ^-^ keep nyo pace with my desiwes. -;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I west me ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >_< bweak >_> of day. -Heavens OwO shiewd :3 Wysandew, ^-^ if uWu they UwU mean :3 a fray! -OwO [Wies ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and :33 sweeps] -PUCK. uWu On OwO the gwound -^w^ Sweep OwO sound; -I'll OwO appwy -ÚwÚ To >_> youw eye, -;;w;; Gentwe ^.^ wuvw, wemedy. -OwO [Squeezing OwO the x3 juice uWu on >w< WYSANDEW'S uWu eyes] -When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st, -Thou ^-^ tak'st -^.^ Twue dewight -UwU In OwO the OwO sight -x3 Of >w< thy fowmew lady's eye; -And OwO the ;;w;; countwy OwO pwuvwb ;;w;; knyown, -:33 That every man shouwd UwU take his own, -UwU In >_> youw ^.^ waking uWu shaww >w< be shown: -x3 Jack uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< Jiww; -x3 Nyought uWu shaww >w< go x3 iww; -The man uWu shaww ^.^ have his mawe uWu again, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu shaww >w< be :33 weww. -Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The wood. WYSANDEW, DEMETRIUS, HELENA, ÚwÚ and uWu HEWMIA, lying asweep - -x3 Entew TITANyIA ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Bottom; >_< PEASEBWOSSOM, >_> COBWEB, >_< MOTH, >w< MUSTAWDSEED, -ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ FAIWIES ^.^ attending; -OBERON ^.^ behind, >_> unseen - -TITANyIA. ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; down x3 upon :3 this >w< fwow'wy :33 bed, -OwO Whiwe I >w< thy amiable x3 cheeks ^-^ do xDD coy, -And ÚwÚ stick OwO musk-woses in >w< thy sweek ÚwÚ smooth uWu head, -And ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy fair uWu wawge eaws, my gentwe OwO joy. -BOTTOM. Where's Peaseblossom? -PEASEBLOSSOM. OwO Weady. -BOTTOM. Scwatch my uWu head, xDD Peasebwossom. -Where's Mounsieur ^-^ Cobweb? -COBWEB. OwO Weady. -BOTTOM. Mounsieur Cobweb; good ^.^ mounsieuw, >_< get you >_> youw weapons in ->_> youw hand ÚwÚ and :33 kiww me :3 a OwO wed-hipp'd x3 humbwe-bee uWu on OwO the :3 top >_> of :3 a -thistle; :3 and, good ^.^ mounsieuw, bwing me OwO the ;;w;; honyey-bag. Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ fwet -yourself xDD too >w< much in OwO the x3 action, mounsieur; :3 and, good ^.^ mounsieuw, -^.^ have :3 a cawe OwO the ;;w;; honyey-bag >_< bweak not; I would >w< be loath ^-^ to ^.^ have you -^.^ uvwfwown with :3 a ^-^ honyey-bag, :33 signyiow. Where's Mounsieur -^w^ Mustawdseed? -MUSTARDSEED. OwO Weady. -BOTTOM. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; nyeaf, Mounsieur ÚwÚ Mustawdseed. ;;w;; Pway you, xDD weave ->_> youw cuwtsy, good mounsieuw. -MUSTARDSEED. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? -BOTTOM. UwU Nyothing, good ^.^ mounsieuw, uWu but ^-^ to ^w^ hewp x3 Cavawewy Cobweb ^-^ to ->_< scwatch. I >w< must ^-^ to OwO the xDD bawbew's, mounsieur; uWu fow >w< methinks I x3 am -^-^ mawvewwous UwU haiwy about OwO the ^.^ face; ÚwÚ and I x3 am such :3 a >w< tendew ass, ^-^ if -my >_< haiw ^-^ do uWu but :33 tickwe me I >w< must >_< scwatch. -TITANyIA. >_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou hear >w< some OwO music, my ^w^ sweet love? -BOTTOM. I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe good ear in UwU music. Let's ^.^ have OwO the >w< tongs -ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< bonyes. -TITANyIA. Ow ÚwÚ say, ^w^ sweet love, what :3 thou desiwest ^-^ to >w< eat. -BOTTOM. Twuwy, :3 a ^w^ peck >_> of x3 pwuvndew; I :33 couwd OwO munch >_> youw good OwO dwy ->w< oats. x3 Methinks I ^.^ have :3 a gweat desiwe ^-^ to :3 a >_< bottwe >_> of ^.^ hay. Good -xDD hay, ^w^ sweet xDD hay, ;;w;; hath nyo fewwow. -TITANyIA. I ^.^ have :3 a venturous uWu faiwy UwU that uWu shaww >w< seek -The >_< squiwwew's :3 hoawd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee OwO nyew ^.^ nyuts. -BOTTOM. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have :3 a :3 handfuw ^w^ ow two >_> of dried xDD peas. But, I -pray you, let UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^w^ peopwe :33 stiw me; I ^.^ have OwO an >_< exposition ->_> of ;;w;; sweep come x3 upon >_> me. -TITANyIA. ^w^ Sweep thou, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ wind ÚwÚ thee in my arms. ->w< Faiwies, >w< be gone, ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< aww ^-^ ways >_> away. >_< Exeunt ^.^ FAIWIES -^w^ So doth OwO the >_> woodbinye OwO the ^w^ sweet xDD honyeysuckwe -;;w;; Gentwy ^w^ entwist; OwO the female ivy OwO so -Enrings OwO the OwO bawky fingers >_> of OwO the ^-^ ewm. -:33 O, how I love thee! how I dote uWu on thee! ^.^ [They OwO sweep] - -x3 Entew PUCK - -OwO OBEWON. [Advancing] Wewcome, good xDD Wobin. >_> Seest :3 thou :3 this ^w^ sweet ->w< sight? -Her ;;w;; dotage :3 nyow I ^-^ do begin ^-^ to :3 pity; ->_< Fow, meeting xDD hew >_> of ^.^ wate >_> behind OwO the >_< wood, -Seeking ^w^ sweet favouws uWu fow :3 this ^-^ hatefuw fool, -I >_> did upbraid xDD hew ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_< out with :3 hew. ->_< Fow ^.^ she his UwU haiwy OwO tempwes then xDD had rounded -x3 With coronet >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwagwant ÚwÚ fwowews; -And UwU that >_> same OwO dew ;;w;; which sometime uWu on OwO the buds ->_> Was UwU wont ^-^ to sweww >_< wike x3 wound ÚwÚ and orient peawws -x3 Stood :3 nyow within OwO the pwetty >_< fwowewets' >_> eyes, -;;w;; Wike ;;w;; teaws UwU that >_> did theiw >_> own >w< disgwace bewaiw. -When I xDD had at my ^w^ pweasuwe :3 taunted UwU hew, -And ^.^ she in mild >_> tewms begg'd my >_> patience, -I then >_> did ÚwÚ ask >_> of xDD hew xDD hew changeling x3 chiwd; -^w^ Which straight ^.^ she >_> gave uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu faiwy x3 sent -ÚwÚ To bear him ^-^ to my UwU bowew in uWu faiwy land. -And :3 nyow I ^.^ have OwO the OwO boy, I uWu wiww ;;w;; undo -:3 This ^-^ hatefuw impewfection >_> of xDD hew OwO eyes. -And, gentwe UwU Puck, UwU take :3 this >_< twansfowmed ;;w;; scawp -From x3 off OwO the head >_> of :3 this Athenyian ^.^ swain, -:33 That ^.^ he UwU awaking when OwO the uWu othew ^-^ do -May >w< aww ^-^ to :33 Athens xDD back UwU again xDD wepaiw, -And ÚwÚ think nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this nyight's x3 accidents -But as OwO the fiewce ÚwÚ vexation >_> of :3 a ^-^ dweam. -But ^.^ fiwst I uWu wiww ^-^ wewease OwO the Faiwy Queen. ->_< [Touching xDD hew uWu eyes] -Be as :3 thou >_< wast UwU wont ^-^ to ^w^ be; -^w^ See as :3 thou ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to :3 see. -^w^ Dian's bud o'ew :33 Cupid's flower -;;w;; Hath such x3 fowce ÚwÚ and bwessed >_> powew. -Nyow, my ÚwÚ Titanyia; :3 wake you, my ^w^ sweet >w< queen. -TITANyIA. UwU My ÚwÚ Obewon! What visions ^.^ have I >w< seen! -uWu Methought I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; enyamouw'd >_> of OwO an ass. -OwO OBEWON. Thewe :3 wies >_> youw wuv. -TITANyIA. OwO How came ^.^ these >w< things ^-^ to :33 pass? -:33 O, how >_< minye eyes ^-^ do ÚwÚ woathe his >_> visage nyow! -OwO OBEWON. Siwence >_> awhiwe. Robin, UwU take x3 off :3 this head. -xDD Titanyia, music caww; ÚwÚ and strike ^-^ mowe UwU dead ->w< Than ^w^ common ;;w;; sweep >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these five OwO the :33 sense. -TITANyIA. >_< Music, ^w^ ho, OwO music, such as >_> chawmeth sweep! -PUCK. Nyow when :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st with UwU thinye >_> own foow's eyes :3 peep. -OwO OBEWON. xDD Sound, UwU music. ^w^ Come, my uWu Queen, UwU take ^.^ hands with uWu me, ->_< [Music] -And ^-^ wock OwO the gwound xDD wheweon ^.^ these x3 sweepews UwU be. -Nyow :3 thou ÚwÚ and I awe OwO nyew in >_> amity, -And uWu wiww to-morrow xDD midnyight solemnly -^.^ Dance in UwU Duke Theseus' house twiumphantwy, -And bless ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< aww fair prosperity. -Thewe uWu shaww OwO the OwO paiws >_> of xDD faithfuw lovers >w< be -Wedded, with x3 Theseus, OwO an in jollity. -PUCK. Faiwy ;;w;; King, ^.^ attend ÚwÚ and mawk; -I ^-^ do hear OwO the xDD mownying ÚwÚ wawk. -OwO OBEWON. >_> Then, my uWu Queen, in siwence sad, -^-^ Twip ^-^ we aftew nyight's shade. -We OwO the UwU gwobe can ^w^ compass :3 soon, -x3 Swiftew than OwO the uWu wand'wing ÚwÚ moon. -TITANyIA. ^w^ Come, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fwight, ->_> Teww me how ^.^ it came :3 this night -:33 That I sweeping here ÚwÚ was ;;w;; found -x3 With ^.^ these mortals uWu on OwO the ground. >_< Exeunt - -ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD winding >_> of >_< howns, ÚwÚ entew uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, -ÚwÚ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and x3 twain - -uWu THESEUS. Go, ^-^ onye >_> of you, find >_< out OwO the ÚwÚ fowestew; ->_< Fow :3 nyow ^-^ ouw >_< obsewvation :3 is perform'd, -And >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO the x3 vawawd >_> of OwO the day, -UwU My love uWu shaww hear OwO the music >_> of my hounds. -Uncouple in OwO the :3 westewn :33 vawwey; let them ^.^ go. -^.^ Dispatch, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and find OwO the forester. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT -We wiww, fair uWu Queen, OwO up ^-^ to OwO the :3 mountain's >_< top, -And mark OwO the >_< musicaw x3 confusion -x3 Of hounds ÚwÚ and ^w^ echo in UwU conjunction. -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. I ÚwÚ was with xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and :33 Cadmus UwU once -When in :3 a >_> wood >_> of Cwete uWu they ;;w;; bay'd OwO the bear -x3 With hounds >_> of Spawta; never >_> did I hear -Such x3 gawwant UwU chiding, for, >w< besides OwO the gwuvs, -The xDD skies, OwO the ^-^ fountains, every region ;;w;; nyeaw ->w< Seem'd >w< aww ^-^ onye OwO mutuaw cry. I never heard -^w^ So >_< musicaw :3 a discord, such ^w^ sweet ^w^ thundew. -uWu THESEUS. UwU My hounds awe bwed >_< out >_> of OwO the xDD Spawtan kind, -^w^ So ^-^ fwew'd, OwO so xDD sanded; ÚwÚ and theiw :3 heads awe :3 hung -x3 With ears UwU that ;;w;; sweep away OwO the xDD mownying :3 dew; -Crook-knee'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dew-wapp'd >_< wike ^w^ Thessawian :3 buwws; -Swow in pursuit, uWu but ^w^ match'd in OwO mouth >_< wike bewws, ->_> Each uWu undew ÚwÚ each. OwO A x3 cwy ^-^ mowe tunyeabwe ->_> Was never holla'd ^.^ to, :3 nyow cheer'd with horn, -UwU In Crete, in Sparta, :3 nyow in ÚwÚ Thessawy. -Judge when you heaw. But, soft, what >w< nymphs awe ^w^ these? ->_> EGEUS. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is my daughter here asweep, -And :3 this :3 Wysandew, :3 this :3 Demetwius ;;w;; is, -:3 This x3 Hewenya, ^.^ owd ^w^ Nyedaw's Helena. -I wonder >_> of theiw being here >w< togethew. -uWu THESEUS. :3 Nyo x3 doubt uWu they wose OwO up >_< eawwy ^-^ to observe -The >_> wite >_> of :3 May; :3 and, hearing ^-^ ouw >_> intent, -Came here in OwO gwace >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< sowemnyity. -But ÚwÚ speak, uWu Egeus; :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO the :3 day -:33 That ^-^ Hewmia shouwd ^w^ give ÚwÚ answew >_> of xDD hew :33 choice? ->_> EGEUS. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. -uWu THESEUS. Go, ;;w;; bid OwO the huntsmen :3 wake them with theiw howns. -;;w;; [Howns ÚwÚ and ^.^ shout within. The x3 sweepews -:33 awake ÚwÚ and knyeew ^-^ to uWu THESEUS] -xDD Good-mowwow, >_< fwiends. x3 Saint ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is ÚwÚ past; -xDD Begin ^.^ these wood-birds uWu but ^-^ to x3 coupwe ^w^ nyow? -WYSANDEW. >_> Pawdon, my :33 wowd. -uWu THESEUS. I pray you aww, ^.^ stand :33 up. -I xDD knyow you two awe rival enemies; -OwO How comes :3 this gentwe xDD concowd in OwO the x3 wowwd -:33 That xDD hatwed :3 is OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom jealousy -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; sweep uWu by ^.^ hate, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw nyo enmity? -WYSANDEW. UwU My lord, I uWu shaww :33 wepwy amazedly, -Hawf >w< sweep, half >_< waking; uWu but as >_> yet, I sweaw, -I cannyot ^.^ twuwy uWu say how I came ;;w;; hewe, -But, as I ^w^ think- uWu fow ^.^ twuwy would I ÚwÚ speak, -And :3 nyow I ^-^ do >_< bethink uWu me, OwO so ^.^ it UwU is- -I came with ^-^ Hewmia hithew. Our ^.^ intent ->_> Was ^-^ to >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom ^-^ Athens, xDD whewe ^-^ we OwO might, -Without OwO the peril >_> of OwO the Athenyian waw- ->_> EGEUS. ^-^ Enyough, enyough, my Wowd; you ^.^ have enyough; -I UwU beg OwO the waw, OwO the OwO waw x3 upon his head. -^.^ They would ^.^ have stow'n ^w^ away, uWu they ÚwÚ wouwd, OwO Demetwius, -Theweby ^-^ to ^.^ have defeated you ÚwÚ and :3 me: -You >_> of >_> youw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and me >_> of my ^.^ consent, -x3 Of my consent UwU that ^.^ she shouwd >w< be >_> youw wife. -uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU My lord, fair Hewen told me >_> of theiw steawth, -x3 Of :3 this theiw OwO puwpose UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 this uWu wood; -And I in :3 fuwy UwU hithew ^-^ fowwowed ;;w;; them, -^-^ Faiw Helena in fancy following >_> me. -But, my good lord, I ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot uWu by what :33 powew- -But uWu by >w< some power ^.^ it UwU is- my love ^-^ to >_> Hewmia, -xDD Mewted as OwO the snyow, uWu seems ^-^ to me :3 nyow -UwU As OwO the wemembwance >_> of OwO an :33 idwe gaud -^w^ Which in my ÚwÚ chiwdhood I >_> did dote ^w^ upon; -And >w< aww OwO the :33 faith, OwO the :3 viwtue >_> of my xDD heawt, -The object ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of >_< minye eye, -^-^ Is only Helena. ÚwÚ To UwU hew, my lord, ->_> Was I ^-^ betwoth'd ewe I ^-^ saw Hewmia. -But, >_< wike :3 a sicknyess, >_> did I ÚwÚ woathe :3 this uWu food; -But, as in ^.^ heawth, come ^-^ to my :3 nyatuwaw taste, -Nyow I ^-^ do ^w^ wish it, love it, wong uWu fow it, -And uWu wiww uWu fow xDD evewmowe >w< be OwO twue ^-^ to it. -uWu THESEUS. ^-^ Faiw ^-^ wuvws, you awe :3 fowtunyatewy OwO met; -x3 Of :3 this :3 discouwse ^-^ we ^-^ mowe uWu wiww hear x3 anyon. -^-^ Egeus, I uWu wiww x3 uvwbeaw >_> youw wiww; ->_< Fow in OwO the :3 tempwe, uWu by ÚwÚ and >_> by, with OwO us -^.^ These couples uWu shaww eternally >w< be :33 knyit. -And, uWu fow OwO the xDD mownying :3 nyow :3 is xDD something :33 wown, -Our UwU puwpos'd x3 hunting uWu shaww >w< be xDD set OwO aside. -:3 Away with OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ Athens, three ÚwÚ and thwee; ->w< We'ww howd :3 a feast in gweat >w< sowemnyity. -^w^ Come, UwU Hippowyta. ->_< Exeunt uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, ÚwÚ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and x3 twain -uWu DEMETWIUS. ^.^ These >w< things ÚwÚ seem small ÚwÚ and uWu undistinguishabwe, -;;w;; Wike ^.^ faw-off uWu mountains ;;w;; tuwnyed OwO into :3 cwouds. -HEWMIA. x3 Methinks I UwU see ^.^ these >w< things with x3 pawted eye, -When every xDD thing uWu seems double. -HEWENyA. ^w^ So ^w^ methinks; -And I ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 Demetwius >_< wike :3 a ^-^ jewew, -Minye own, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< minye >w< own. -uWu DEMETWIUS. uWu Awe you ^w^ suwe -:33 That ^-^ we awe ;;w;; awake? ^w^ It uWu seems ^-^ to me -:33 That ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we >w< sweep, ^-^ we ^-^ dweam. Do ^.^ nyot you ÚwÚ think -The UwU Duke ÚwÚ was ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO us follow OwO him? -HEWMIA. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and my father. -HEWENyA. And UwU Hippowyta. -WYSANDEW. And ^.^ he >_> did ;;w;; bid OwO us follow ^-^ to OwO the uWu tempwe. -uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ Why, then, ^-^ we awe uWu awake; wet's follow him; -And uWu by OwO the uWu way let OwO us UwU wecount ^-^ ouw ^w^ dweams. >_< Exeunt -BOTTOM. ÚwÚ [Awaking] When my cue uWu comes, caww uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >w< answew. UwU My -next :3 is 'Most fair Pywamus.' Heigh-ho! Petew uWu Quince! ÚwÚ Fwute, OwO the -ÚwÚ bewwows-mendew! Snyout, OwO the :33 tinkew! ^.^ Stawvewing! God's my xDD wife, -stow'n hence, ÚwÚ and weft me asweep! I ^.^ have xDD had :3 a UwU most x3 wawe vision. -I ^.^ have xDD had :3 a dweam, ÚwÚ past OwO the ÚwÚ wit >_> of man ^-^ to uWu say what ^-^ dweam ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. ->_< Man :3 is uWu but OwO an ;;w;; ass ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< go about ^-^ to uWu expound :3 this ^-^ dweam. uWu Methought -I :33 was- there :3 is nyo man can tell >_> what. uWu Methought I OwO was, ÚwÚ and -methought I ^-^ had, uWu but man :3 is uWu but :3 a :33 patch'd fool, ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu wiww :3 offew -^-^ to uWu say what methought I xDD had. The eye >_> of man ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot heard, OwO the -ear >_> of man ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^.^ seen, ÚwÚ man's hand :3 is ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to taste, his -:33 tongue ^-^ to conceive, :3 nyow his OwO heawt ^-^ to report, what my ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ was. I -uWu wiww >_< get Petew uWu Quince ^-^ to wwite :3 a >_< bawwad >_> of :3 this ^-^ dweam. ^w^ It uWu shaww ->w< be xDD caww'd >_> 'Bottom's >w< Dweam,' ^.^ because ^.^ it ;;w;; hath nyo :3 bottom; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww -sing ^.^ it in OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a play, before OwO the >_> Duke. -:3 Pewadventuwe, ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ gwacious, I uWu shaww sing ^.^ it at -xDD hew :33 death. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -x3 Athens. :33 QUINCE'S house - -x3 Entew QUINCE, ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, ÚwÚ and UwU STAWVEWING - -QUINCE. >_< Have you x3 sent ^-^ to >_> Bottom's >w< house? ^-^ Is ^.^ he come UwU home :3 yet? -UwU STAWVEWING. ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< be heard >_> of. Out >_> of x3 doubt ^.^ he :3 is >w< twanspowted. -^-^ FWUTE. >w< If ^.^ he come ;;w;; nyot, then OwO the xDD pway :3 is ^-^ maww'd; ^.^ it :33 goes ^.^ nyot -x3 fowwawd, doth it? -QUINCE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< possibwe. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 a man in >w< aww :33 Athens able -^-^ to >w< dischawge Pywamus uWu but ^w^ he. -^-^ FWUTE. Nyo; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> simpwy OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ wit >_> of ^-^ any handicwaft man in -x3 Athens. -QUINCE. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best person :33 too; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is :3 a vewy pawamouw uWu fow -:3 a ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ voice. -^-^ FWUTE. You >w< must uWu say 'paragon.' OwO A pawamouw UwU is- :3 God bless OwO us!- OwO A -xDD thing >_> of ^.^ nyaught. - -x3 Entew SNUG - -uWu SNyUG. >w< Mastews, OwO the UwU Duke :3 is UwU coming ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU tempwe; ÚwÚ and there :3 is two -^w^ ow three uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wadies ^-^ mowe :3 mawwied. >w< If ^-^ ouw uWu spowt xDD had gonye -x3 fowwawd, ^-^ we xDD had >w< aww >_< been :3 made ^-^ men. -^-^ FWUTE. :3 O ^w^ sweet bully :3 Bottom! ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath ^.^ he lost :3 sixpence :3 a :3 day -^.^ duwing his life; ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD scaped :3 sixpence :3 a day. An OwO the -UwU Duke xDD had ^.^ nyot >w< given him :3 sixpence :3 a :3 day uWu fow playing >_< Pywamus, I'll ->w< be xDD hanged. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have >w< desewved OwO it: :3 sixpence :3 a :3 day in >_< Pywamus, -^w^ ow nothing. - -x3 Entew UwU BOTTOM - -BOTTOM. :3 Whewe awe ^.^ these lads? :3 Whewe awe ^.^ these hearts? -QUINCE. :3 Bottom! :3 O UwU most courageous xDD day! :3 O UwU most x3 happy ;;w;; houw! -BOTTOM. >w< Mastews, I x3 am ^-^ to :3 discouwse :33 wondews; uWu but ÚwÚ ask me ^.^ nyot what; -uWu fow ^-^ if I tell you, I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO twue Athenyian. I uWu wiww tell you -evewything, ^.^ wight as ^.^ it feww >_< out. -QUINCE. >_> Wet OwO us OwO heaw, ^w^ sweet Bottom. -BOTTOM. :3 Nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of >_> me. ^-^ Aww UwU that I uWu wiww tell you ;;w;; is, UwU that OwO the -UwU Duke ;;w;; hath :33 dinyed. UwU Get >_> youw apparel >_< togethew; good ^w^ stwings ^-^ to >_> youw -beawds, OwO nyew OwO wibbons ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; pumps; ^.^ meet ÚwÚ pwesentwy at OwO the OwO pawace; -every man ÚwÚ wook o'ew his part; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the wong ;;w;; is, ^-^ ouw -xDD pway :3 is pwefeww'd. UwU In ^-^ any ^-^ case, let Thisby ^.^ have cwean winyen; ÚwÚ and -let ^.^ nyot him UwU that uWu pways OwO the x3 wion OwO pawe his :3 nyaiws, uWu fow uWu they uWu shaww ->_> hang >_< out uWu fow OwO the >_< wion's claws. And, UwU most dear ÚwÚ actows, xDD eat nyo -onyions :3 nyow gawwic, uWu fow ^-^ we awe ^-^ to xDD uttew ^w^ sweet >w< bweath; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot -x3 doubt uWu but ^-^ to hear them uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^w^ sweet ^w^ comedy. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe wowds. -Away, ÚwÚ go, >w< away! >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -x3 Athens. The :33 pawace >_> of >_< THESEUS - -x3 Entew uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, :33 PHIWOSTWATE, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ^.^ 'Tis stwange, my x3 Theseus, UwU that ^.^ these lovers speak >_> of. -uWu THESEUS. Mowe ÚwÚ stwange than true. I never ^-^ may believe -^.^ These >_> antique fables, :3 nyow ^.^ these uWu faiwy ^.^ toys. -Wuvws ÚwÚ and xDD madmen ^.^ have such >_> seething brains, -Such >_< shaping xDD fantasies, UwU that ^.^ appwehend -Mowe than cool reason >w< evew compwehends. -The lunatic, OwO the ^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 poet, -uWu Awe >_> of ^.^ imaginyation >w< aww >_> compact. ->_< Onye >_> sees ^-^ mowe devils than UwU vast heww can howd; -:33 That :3 is OwO the madman. The ^.^ wuvw, >w< aww as fwantic, ->_< Sees ^-^ Hewen's x3 beauty in :3 a uWu bwow >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. -The >_< poet's eye, in :3 a fine frenzy ^w^ wowwing, -^-^ Doth OwO gwance ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, ^-^ fwom :3 eawth ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; -And as ^.^ imaginyation OwO bodies :3 fowth -The >_> fowms >_> of >w< things :33 unknyown, OwO the >_< poet's ;;w;; pen -Turns them ^-^ to shapes, ÚwÚ and gives ^-^ to >_> aiwy nyothing -OwO A UwU wocaw ÚwÚ habitation ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< nyame. -Such tricks ;;w;; hath >w< stwong ^.^ imaginyation -That, ^-^ if ^.^ it would uWu but ^.^ appwehend >w< some joy, -^w^ It comprehends >w< some OwO bwingew >_> of UwU that >_< joy; -Ow in OwO the night, OwO imaginying >w< some feaw, -OwO How :33 easy :3 is :3 a :3 bush suppos'd :3 a bear? -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. But >w< aww OwO the story >_> of OwO the night told over, -And >w< aww theiw ^w^ minds twansfiguw'd OwO so togethew, -Mowe witnesseth than fancy's ^w^ images, -And grows ^-^ to xDD something >_> of gweat ^.^ constancy, -But >_< howsoevew ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and x3 admiwabwe. - -x3 Entew WYSANDEW, DEMETRIUS, uWu HEWMIA, ÚwÚ and ^.^ HEWENyA - -uWu THESEUS. ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the ^-^ wuvws, :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and xDD miwth. -Joy, gentwe fwiends, ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh >_< days >_> of love -x3 Accompany >_> youw heawts! -WYSANDEW. Mowe than ^-^ to OwO us -Wait in >_> youw :33 woyaw xDD wawks, >_> youw board, >_> youw bed! -uWu THESEUS. Come UwU nyow; what ^-^ masques, what >_> dances uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 have, -ÚwÚ To wear away :3 this wong :3 age >_> of three ^w^ houws ->w< Between ^-^ ouw ;;w;; aftew-suppew ÚwÚ and ^w^ bed-time? -:3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ ouw >_< usuaw manager >_> of miwth? -What >_> wevews awe in ^.^ hand? ^-^ Is there nyo xDD pway -ÚwÚ To >_> ease OwO the xDD anguish >_> of :3 a ^w^ towtuwing >_< houw? -^-^ Caww uWu Phiwostwate. -PHIWOSTWATE. Here, :3 mighty :33 Theseus. -uWu THESEUS. Say, what abridgment ^.^ have you uWu fow :3 this evening? -What uWu masque? what ^.^ music? OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we beguiwe -The wazy UwU time, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot with >w< some uWu dewight? -PHIWOSTWATE. Thewe :3 is :3 a bwief how many sports awe >_> wipe; -UwU Make UwU choice >_> of ;;w;; which >_> youw Highness uWu wiww UwU see >_> fiwst. -[Giving :3 a >_> papew] -uWu THESEUS. xDD 'The ^-^ battwe with OwO the ^-^ Centauws, ^-^ to >w< be uWu sung -By OwO an Athenyian OwO eunyuch ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ hawp.' ->w< We'ww UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ that: UwU that ^.^ have I told my love, -UwU In >_> gwowy >_> of my x3 kinsman :33 Hewcuwes. -xDD 'The uWu wiot >_> of OwO the >_< tipsy :3 Bacchanyaws, -Teawing OwO the Thracian UwU singew in theiw rage.' -:33 That :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd OwO device, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> pway'd -When I ^-^ fwom >_< Thebes came last :3 a UwU conquewow. -xDD 'The ÚwÚ thwice three OwO Muses ÚwÚ mouwnying uWu fow OwO the death -x3 Of Learning, ^.^ wate deceas'd in UwU beggawy.' -:33 That :3 is >w< some >_< satiwe, keen ÚwÚ and critical, -:3 Nyot :33 sowting with :3 a ^w^ nyuptiaw cewemony. -'A >w< tedious bwief scene >_> of x3 young Pywamus -And his love Thisby; vewy >_> twagicaw ÚwÚ miwth.' -OwO Mewwy ÚwÚ and tragical! >w< tedious ÚwÚ and brief! -:33 That :3 is ^.^ hot OwO ice ÚwÚ and :3 wondwous ÚwÚ stwange snow. -OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we find OwO the xDD concowd >_> of :3 this xDD discowd? -PHIWOSTWATE. OwO A xDD pway there ;;w;; is, my lord, >w< some >w< ten uWu wowds long, -^w^ Which :3 is as bwief as I ^.^ have OwO knyown :3 a xDD pway; -But uWu by >w< ten x3 wowds, my lord, ^.^ it :3 is xDD too long, -^w^ Which makes ^.^ it tedious; uWu fow in >w< aww OwO the xDD pway -Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd >_< apt, ^-^ onye >w< pwayew ^.^ fitted. -And tragical, my x3 nyobwe lord, ^.^ it >_> is; ->_< Fow Pywamus :3 thewein doth :33 kiww :3 himsewf. -^w^ Which when I ^-^ saw weheaws'd, I >w< must uWu confess, -^w^ Made >_< minye eyes water; uWu but ^-^ mowe >_> mewwy ;;w;; teaws -The passion >_> of loud laughter never OwO shed. -uWu THESEUS. What awe uWu they UwU that ^-^ do xDD pway it? -PHIWOSTWATE. xDD Hawd-handed x3 men UwU that wowk in :33 Athens ;;w;; hewe, -^w^ Which never labour'd in theiw ^w^ minds ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; -And :3 nyow ^.^ have ^-^ toiw'd theiw ÚwÚ unbweathed memories -x3 With :3 this >_> same xDD pway x3 against >_> youw nuptial. -uWu THESEUS. And ^-^ we uWu wiww hear it. -PHIWOSTWATE. No, my x3 nyobwe lord, -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow you. I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it over, -And ^.^ it :3 is nothing, nyothing in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; ->_< Unwess you can find uWu spowt in theiw intents, ->w< Extwemewy stwetch'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ conn'd with x3 cwuew ÚwÚ pain, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. -uWu THESEUS. I uWu wiww hear UwU that xDD pway; ->_< Fow never ^w^ anything can >w< be ÚwÚ amiss -When ^w^ simpwenyess ÚwÚ and >_> duty >w< tendew it. -Go, bwing them in; ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw places, ladies. -Exit ^.^ PHIWOSTWATE -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. I love ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU see wretchedness o'ew-chawged, -And >_> duty in his service ^w^ pewishing. -uWu THESEUS. ÚwÚ Why, gentwe ;;w;; sweet, you uWu shaww UwU see nyo such >_> thing. -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ÚwÚ He :33 says uWu they can ^-^ do nyothing in :3 this OwO kind. -uWu THESEUS. The kinder >_> we, ^-^ to ^w^ give them ^w^ thanks uWu fow nothing. -Our uWu spowt uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to UwU take what uWu they ;;w;; mistake; -And what UwU poow >_> duty cannyot uWu do, x3 nyobwe >_< wespect -Takes ^.^ it in OwO might, ^.^ nyot mewit. -:3 Whewe I ^.^ have xDD come, gweat xDD cwewks ^.^ have purposed -ÚwÚ To gweet me with ^w^ pwemeditated welcomes; -:3 Whewe I ^.^ have uWu seen them :33 shivew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook pawe, -UwU Make >_> pewiods in OwO the midst >_> of sentences, -Throttle theiw practis'd accent in theiw uWu feaws, -And, in ;;w;; concwusion, dumbly ^.^ have x3 bwoke OwO off, -:3 Nyot paying me :3 a welcome. OwO Twust uWu me, ;;w;; sweet, -Out >_> of :3 this siwence ÚwÚ yet I pick'd :3 a ^.^ wewcome; -And in OwO the x3 modesty >_> of xDD feawfuw >_> duty -I ;;w;; wead as >w< much as ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> wattwing :33 tongue -x3 Of ;;w;; saucy ÚwÚ and audacious eloquence. -UwU Wuv, ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ tongue-tied simplicity -UwU In :33 weast speak UwU most ^-^ to my uWu capacity. - -;;w;; We-entew ^.^ PHIWOSTWATE - -PHIWOSTWATE. SO >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, OwO the Prologue :3 is xDD addwess'd. -uWu THESEUS. >_> Wet him appwoach. [Flourish >_> of trumpets] - -x3 Entew uWu QUINCE as OwO the ^-^ PWOWOGUE - -PROLOGUE. >w< If ^-^ we offend, ^.^ it :3 is with ^-^ ouw good uWu wiww. -:33 That you shouwd xDD think, ^-^ we come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to offend, -But with good uWu wiww. ÚwÚ To show ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ simpwe skill, -:33 That :3 is OwO the OwO twue beginning >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO end. -Consider then, ^-^ we come uWu but in ÚwÚ despite. -We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD come, as >_< minding ^-^ to ^.^ content you, -Our OwO twue ^.^ intent is. ^-^ Aww uWu fow >_> youw dewight -We awe ^.^ nyot here. :33 That you shouwd here ^w^ wepent you, -The uWu actows awe at ^.^ band; :3 and, uWu by theiw show, -You uWu shaww xDD knyow aww, UwU that you awe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< knyow, -uWu THESEUS. :3 This :3 fewwow doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand x3 upon >_> points. -WYSANDEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 wid his ^w^ pwowogue >_< wike :3 a xDD wough ÚwÚ cowt; ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot -OwO the ÚwÚ stop. OwO A good moral, my uWu wowd: ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, uWu but -^-^ to speak true. -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. :3 Indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> pway'd uWu on :3 this ^w^ pwowogue >_< wike :3 a >w< chiwd uWu on :3 a -:3 wecowdew- :3 a ^w^ sound, uWu but ^.^ nyot in guvwnment. -uWu THESEUS. His OwO speech ÚwÚ was >_< wike :3 a >w< tangwed chain; nyothing im paired, -uWu but >w< aww disordered. OwO Who :3 is next? - -OwO Entew, with :3 a twumpet before ;;w;; them, as in OwO dumb show, -^.^ PYWAMUS ÚwÚ and THISBY, x3 WAWW, MOONSHINE, ÚwÚ and UwU WION - -PROLOGUE. :33 Gentwes, UwU pewchance you wonder at :3 this ^w^ show; -But wonder OwO on, ÚwÚ tiww >w< twuth ^-^ make >w< aww >w< things plain. -:3 This man :3 is >_< Pywamus, ^-^ if you would know; -:3 This uWu beauteous wady Thisby :3 is >w< cewtain. -:3 This man, with lime ÚwÚ and rough-cast, doth ÚwÚ pwesent -UwU Waww, UwU that :3 viwe Waww ;;w;; which >_> did ^.^ these lovers ÚwÚ sundew; -And OwO thwough ÚwÚ Wawws ^.^ chink, UwU poow souls, uWu they awe ^.^ content -ÚwÚ To :3 whispew. ^.^ At OwO the ;;w;; which let nyo man wondew. -:3 This man, with >_< wanthown, dog, ÚwÚ and :3 bush >_> of :33 thown, -OwO Pwesenteth xDD Moonshinye; for, ^-^ if you uWu wiww >w< knyow, -By >_> moonshinye >_> did ^.^ these lovers ÚwÚ think nyo :33 scown -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet at :3 Nyinyus' OwO tomb, there, there ^-^ to UwU woo. -:3 This :33 gwiswy >_> beast, ;;w;; which uWu Wion >w< hight uWu by uWu nyame, -The >_> twusty UwU Thisby, UwU coming ^.^ fiwst uWu by night, -OwO Did uWu scawe ^w^ away, ^w^ ow wathew >_> did ÚwÚ affwight; -And as ^.^ she >w< fwed, xDD hew mantle ^.^ she >_> did fall; -^w^ Which uWu Wion :3 viwe with bwoody OwO mouth >_> did ^-^ stain. -Anon comes >_< Pywamus, ^w^ sweet xDD youth ÚwÚ and tall, -And ^.^ finds his >_> twusty xDD Thisby's mantle slain; -Whereat with ^w^ bwade, with bwoody ^.^ bwamefuw ^w^ bwade, -ÚwÚ He bravely x3 bwoach'd his OwO boiwing bwoody breast; -And UwU Thisby, ^.^ tawwying in ^-^ muwbewwy :33 shade, -His dagger :3 dwew, ÚwÚ and died. >_< Fow >w< aww OwO the rest, ->_> Wet x3 Wion, Moonshine, UwU Waww, ÚwÚ and lovers OwO twain, -^.^ At uWu wawge :3 discouwse >_< whiwe here uWu they ^-^ do :33 wemain. ->_< Exeunt uWu PWOWOGUE, PYRAMUS, THISBY, -WION, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MOONSHINyE -uWu THESEUS. I wonder ^-^ if OwO the x3 wion >w< be ^-^ to speak. -uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyo >_< wondew, my uWu wowd: ^-^ onye x3 wion >w< may, when many UwU asses do. -^-^ WAWW. UwU In :3 this >_> same interlude ^.^ it doth befall -:33 That OwO I, ^-^ onye Snout uWu by uWu nyame, ÚwÚ pwesent :3 a ;;w;; waww; -And such :3 a x3 waww as I would ^.^ have you ÚwÚ think -:33 That xDD had in ^.^ it :3 a cwannyied hole ^w^ ow ^.^ chink, -^.^ Thwough ;;w;; which OwO the ^-^ wuvws, Pywamus ÚwÚ and UwU Thisby, -OwO Did whisper >_< often vewy secretly. -:3 This loam, :3 this rough-cast, ÚwÚ and :3 this ^.^ stonye, doth show -:33 That I x3 am UwU that >_> same ;;w;; waww; OwO the >w< twuth :3 is >w< so; -And :3 this OwO the UwU cwanny ;;w;; is, ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and sinyistew, -^.^ Thwough ;;w;; which OwO the xDD feawfuw lovers awe ^-^ to :3 whispew. -uWu THESEUS. Wouwd you desiwe lime ÚwÚ and >_< haiw ^-^ to speak OwO bettew? -uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the >_< wittiest OwO pawtition UwU that >w< evew I heard -discouwse, my :33 wowd. - -x3 Entew ^.^ PYWAMUS - -uWu THESEUS. Pywamus dwaws ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ;;w;; waww; silence. -PYWAMUS. :3 O uWu gwim-wook'd :3 nyight! :3 O night with hue OwO so bwack! -:3 O night, ;;w;; which >w< evew art when :3 day :3 is :33 nyot! -:3 O night, :3 O night, :33 awack, :33 awack, :33 awack, -I ;;w;; feaw my xDD Thisby's pwomise :3 is fowgot! -And thou, :3 O waww, :3 O ;;w;; sweet, :3 O UwU wuvwy waww, -:33 That stand'st :3 between xDD hew >_< fathew's gwound ÚwÚ and mine; -Thou waww, :3 O waww, :3 O ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy waww, -Show me >w< thy ^.^ chink, ^-^ to UwU bwink OwO thwough with >_< minye eyne. -[WAWW howds OwO up his fingers] -ÚwÚ Thanks, courteous wall. OwO Juv OwO shiewd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww uWu fow x3 this! -But what UwU see what UwU see x3 I? :3 Nyo Thisby ^-^ do I :3 see. -:3 O ;;w;; wicked waww, OwO thwough xDD whom I UwU see nyo >_< bwiss, -:3 Cuws'd ^.^ he >w< thy >w< stonyes uWu fow ;;w;; thus OwO deceiving UwU me! -uWu THESEUS. The waww, >_> methinks, being >w< sensibwe, shouwd ^w^ cuwse again. -PYWAMUS. No, in truth, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he shouwd not. Deceiving me :3 is xDD Thisby's -OwO cue. She :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew nyow, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^-^ to UwU spy xDD hew OwO thwough OwO the wall. -You uWu shaww UwU see ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ faww ^w^ pat as I told OwO you; :33 yondew ^.^ she comes. - -x3 Entew uWu THISBY - -THISBY. :3 O waww, :33 fuww >_< often x3 hast :3 thou beard my xDD moans, ->_< Fow pawting my fair Pywamus ÚwÚ and UwU me! -UwU My ^-^ chewwy lips ^.^ have >_< often kiss'd >w< thy ^w^ stonyes, -x3 Thy >w< stonyes with lime ÚwÚ and >_< haiw xDD knyit OwO up in thee. -PYWAMUS. I UwU see :3 a ^.^ voice; :3 nyow uWu wiww I ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ chink, -ÚwÚ To UwU spy OwO an I can hear my xDD Thisby's face. ->_< Thisby! -THISBY. UwU My ^w^ wuv! :3 thou art my love, I uWu think. -PYWAMUS. :33 Think what :3 thou >_< wiwt, I x3 am >w< thy lover's ÚwÚ gwace; -And >_< wike uWu Wimandew x3 am I >_> twusty ^.^ stiww. -THISBY. And I >_< wike >_< Hewen, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the :3 Fates me kill. -PYWAMUS. :3 Nyot ;;w;; Shafawus ^-^ to OwO Pwocwus ÚwÚ was OwO so true. -THISBY. UwU As ;;w;; Shafawus ^-^ to >w< Pwocwus, I ^-^ to you. -PYWAMUS. :33 O, ÚwÚ kiss me OwO thwough OwO the hole >_> of :3 this :3 viwe wall. -THISBY. I ÚwÚ kiss OwO the wall's :3 howe, ^.^ nyot >_> youw lips at all. -PYWAMUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou at ^-^ Nyinny's tomb ^.^ meet me OwO stwaightway? -THISBY. Tide xDD wife, >_< tide >_< death, I come ^-^ without delay. ->_< Exeunt ^.^ PYWAMUS ÚwÚ and uWu THISBY -^-^ WAWW. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have OwO I, UwU Waww, my part UwU dischawged >w< so; -And, being >_< donye, ;;w;; thus Waww away doth ^.^ go. Exit xDD WAWW -uWu THESEUS. Nyow :3 is OwO the ^-^ moon used :3 between OwO the two nyeighbouws. -uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyo wemedy, my lord, when >_< wawws awe OwO so wilful ^-^ to hear -^-^ without warning. -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. :3 This :3 is OwO the x3 siwwiest stuff UwU that >w< evew I UwU heawd. -uWu THESEUS. The :33 best in :3 this >w< kind awe uWu but x3 shadows; ÚwÚ and OwO the wowst awe -nyo ^.^ wowse, ^-^ if ^.^ imaginyation amend ^.^ them. -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be >_> youw ^.^ imaginyation then, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ;;w;; theiws. -uWu THESEUS. >w< If ^-^ we ÚwÚ imaginye nyo >_< wowse >_> of them than uWu they >_> of themsewves, -uWu they ^-^ may xDD pass uWu fow excellent ^-^ men. ;;w;; Hewe come two x3 nyobwe ^.^ beasts ÚwÚ in, :3 a -man ÚwÚ and :3 a wion. - -x3 Entew UwU WION ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MOONSHINyE - -;;w;; WION. :3 You, uWu wadies, you, uWu whose gentwe hearts ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw -The >w< smawwest monstrous xDD mouse UwU that ^-^ cweeps uWu on floor, -May nyow, UwU pewchance, uWu both ^-^ quake ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe ;;w;; hewe, -When x3 wion xDD wough in wiwdest ;;w;; wage doth xDD woaw. -;;w;; Then xDD knyow UwU that I as Snyug OwO the joinyew x3 am -OwO A x3 wion fell, :3 nyow ewse nyo >_< wion's UwU dam; ->_< Fow, ^-^ if I shouwd as x3 wion come in stwife -x3 Into :3 this place, 'twere ^-^ pity uWu on my wife. -uWu THESEUS. OwO A vewy gentwe >_> beast, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a good >_< conscience. -uWu DEMETWIUS. The vewy :33 best at :3 a >_> beast, my lord, UwU that e'ew I >w< saw. -WYSANDEW. :3 This x3 wion :3 is :3 a vewy :3 fox uWu fow his vawouw. -uWu THESEUS. True; ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> goose uWu fow his discretion. -uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyot so, my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow his valour cannyot carry his -OwO discwetion, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 fox >_> cawwies OwO the ÚwÚ goose. -uWu THESEUS. His OwO discwetion, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, cannyot carry his ^.^ vawouw; uWu fow -OwO the >_> goose >_> cawwies ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< fox. ^w^ It :3 is :33 weww. Weave ^.^ it ^-^ to his -OwO discwetion, ÚwÚ and let OwO us listen ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ Moon. -MOONSHINyE. :3 This lanthorn doth OwO the horned ^-^ moon pwesent- -uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have OwO wown OwO the howns uWu on his head. -uWu THESEUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is nyo cwescent, ÚwÚ and his howns awe :33 invisibwe within OwO the -ÚwÚ ciwcumfewence. -MOONSHINyE. :3 This lanthorn doth OwO the horned ^-^ moon UwU pwesent; -Myself OwO the >_< Man >w< i' th' >_< Moon ^-^ do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to UwU be. -uWu THESEUS. :3 This :3 is OwO the :3 gweatest error >_> of >w< aww OwO the west; OwO the man shouwd ->w< be >w< put OwO into OwO the lantern. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it ewse OwO the man >w< i' th' ^.^ moon? -uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ He dawes ^.^ nyot come there uWu fow OwO the candle; for, you >_> see, ^.^ it -:3 is already in ;;w;; snyuff. -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. I x3 am aweary >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ moon. Wouwd ^.^ he would xDD change! -uWu THESEUS. ^w^ It OwO appeaws, uWu by his small ^.^ wight >_> of OwO discwetion, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is -in OwO the OwO wanye; uWu but >_> yet, in couwtesy, in >w< aww reason, ^-^ we >w< must stay -OwO the xDD time. -WYSANDEW. Pwoceed, ^-^ Moon. ->_< MOON. ^-^ Aww UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say :3 is ^-^ to tell you UwU that OwO the lanthorn :3 is -OwO the moon; OwO I, OwO the >_< Man >w< i' th' :33 Moon; :3 this thorn-bush, my OwO thown-bush; -ÚwÚ and :3 this dog, my >_< dog. -uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww ^.^ these shouwd >w< be in OwO the OwO wantewn; uWu fow >w< aww ^.^ these -awe in OwO the ÚwÚ moon. But siwence; here comes >_< Thisby. - -;;w;; We-entew uWu THISBY - -THISBY. :3 This :3 is ^.^ owd ^-^ Nyinny's tomb. :3 Whewe :3 is my love? -;;w;; WION. :3 [Woawing] O- ÚwÚ [THISBY runs >_> off] -uWu DEMETWIUS. ^.^ Weww uWu woaw'd, :3 Wion. -uWu THESEUS. ^.^ Weww ^-^ wun, >_< Thisby. -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ^.^ Weww uWu shonye, ^-^ Moon. Twuwy, OwO the ^-^ moon uWu shinyes with :3 a good ->_< gwace. UwU [The UwU WION ;;w;; teaws UwU THISBY'S :33 Mantwe, ÚwÚ and :3 exit] -uWu THESEUS. ^.^ Weww ;;w;; mous'd, :3 Wion. - -;;w;; We-entew ^.^ PYWAMUS - -uWu DEMETWIUS. And then came Pywamus. -WYSANDEW. And OwO so OwO the x3 wion ^w^ vanyish'd. -PYWAMUS. ^.^ Sweet xDD Moon, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ sunny :33 beams; -I :3 thank ^.^ thee, xDD Moon, uWu fow shining :3 nyow OwO so ^.^ bwight; ->_< Fow, uWu by >w< thy >_< gwacious golden, glittering gleams, -I xDD twust ^-^ to UwU take >_> of >w< twuest Thisby ^w^ sight. -But ÚwÚ stay, :3 O :33 spite! -But ^-^ mawk, UwU poow :3 knyight, -What dreadful dole :3 is :3 hewe! -^.^ Eyes, ^-^ do you see? -OwO How can ^.^ it x3 he? -:3 O dainty >_< duck! :3 O :33 deaw! -x3 Thy mantle uWu good, ->_< What! :33 stain'd with blood? -Appwoach, ye ÚwÚ Fuwies feww. -:3 O Fates! xDD come, x3 come; -xDD Cut thwead ÚwÚ and thwum; -^w^ Quaiw, cwush, conclude, ÚwÚ and quell. -uWu THESEUS. :3 This :3 passion, ÚwÚ and OwO the death >_> of :3 a dear OwO fwiend, would >w< go -;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a man ÚwÚ wook :33 sad. -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. UwU Beshwew my xDD heawt, uWu but I ^-^ pity OwO the xDD man. -PYWAMUS. :3 O wherefore, uWu Nyatuwe, didst :3 thou ^.^ wions ^w^ fwame? -x3 Since x3 wion :3 viwe ;;w;; hath here :33 defwowew'd my dear; -^w^ Which UwU is- no, OwO nyo- ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_< dame -:33 That liv'd, UwU that ;;w;; wov'd, UwU that lik'd, UwU that ^.^ wook'd with ^.^ cheew. -^w^ Come, >_< teaws, confound; -:33 Out, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and x3 wound -The pap >_> of Pywamus; ->w< Ay, UwU that weft ^w^ pap, -:3 Whewe OwO heawt doth UwU hop. >_> [Stabs ^w^ himsewf] -ÚwÚ Thus die OwO I, thus, thus, OwO thus. -Nyow x3 am I OwO dead, -Nyow x3 am I >_> fwed; -UwU My ^w^ souw :3 is in OwO the ÚwÚ sky. -Tongue, wose >w< thy ^-^ wight; -xDD Moon, UwU take >w< thy fwight. xDD [Exit >_> MOONSHINyE] -Nyow x3 die, x3 die, x3 die, x3 die, ^-^ die. ;;w;; [Dies] -uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyo x3 die, uWu but OwO an x3 ace, uWu fow him; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is uWu but ^w^ onye. -WYSANDEW. Less than OwO an x3 ace, >w< man; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is >w< dead; ^.^ he :3 is nothing. -uWu THESEUS. x3 With OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of :3 a OwO suwgeon ^.^ he UwU might ÚwÚ yet >_< wecuvw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet -^w^ pwuv OwO an ass. -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. OwO How uWu chance Moonshinye :3 is gonye before Thisby comes xDD back -ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds xDD hew wuvw? - -;;w;; We-entew uWu THISBY - -uWu THESEUS. She uWu wiww find him uWu by ^-^ stawwight. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she >w< comes; ÚwÚ and xDD hew -passion ends OwO the play. -ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. x3 Methinks ^.^ she shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use :3 a wong ^-^ onye uWu fow such :3 a -Pywamus; I >w< hope ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be brief. -uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO A UwU mote uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO the bawance, ;;w;; which >_< Pywamus, ;;w;; which -UwU Thisby, :3 is OwO the >_> bettew- ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a man, :3 God ;;w;; wawwant us: She uWu fow :3 a -woman, :3 God bless >_< us! -WYSANDEW. She ;;w;; hath spied him already with x3 those ^w^ sweet OwO eyes. -uWu DEMETWIUS. And ;;w;; thus ^.^ she xDD moans, videlicet:- -THISBY. xDD Asweep, my love? ->_> What, OwO dead, my x3 duv? -:3 O >_< Pywamus, awise, -xDD Speak, speak. OwO Quite ^w^ dumb? -uWu Dead, ;;w;; dead? OwO A tomb -Must cuvw >w< thy ^w^ sweet OwO eyes. -^.^ These ^-^ wiwy wips, -:3 This ^-^ chewwy nyose, -^.^ These x3 yewwow cowslip :33 cheeks, -uWu Awe gone, awe gone; -Lovers, ^-^ make x3 moan; -His eyes ;;w;; wewe green as ^w^ weeks. -:3 O Sisters OwO Thwee, -^w^ Come, come ^-^ to uWu me, -x3 With ^.^ hands as OwO pawe as ^-^ miwk; ->w< Way them in uWu gowe, -x3 Since you ^.^ have showe -x3 With ÚwÚ sheaws his thwead >_> of siwk. -Tongue, ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. -^w^ Come, >_> twusty swowd; -^w^ Come, ^w^ bwade, my uWu bweast >w< imbwue. >_> [Stabs herself] -And ^.^ faweweww, fwiends; -ÚwÚ Thus Thisby ;;w;; ends; -Adieu, OwO adieu, ^.^ adieu. ;;w;; [Dies] -uWu THESEUS. Moonshinye ÚwÚ and uWu Wion awe weft ^-^ to :33 buwy OwO the UwU dead. -uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and Waww ^w^ too. -BOTTOM. >_< [Stawting :3 up] No, I assuwe OwO you; OwO the x3 waww :3 is ;;w;; down UwU that -x3 pawted theiw fathers. uWu Wiww ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to UwU see OwO the Epilogue, ^w^ ow -^-^ to hear :3 a Bewgomask ^-^ dance :3 between two >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD company? -uWu THESEUS. :3 Nyo epiwogue, I pray OwO you; uWu fow >_> youw xDD pway ^.^ nyeeds nyo excuse. -uWu Nyevew ;;w;; excuse; uWu fow when OwO the ;;w;; pwayews awe >w< aww UwU dead there :3 nyeed UwU nyonye -^-^ to >w< be :3 bwamed. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU that :3 wwit ^.^ it xDD had pwayed >_< Pywamus, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; hang'd ^-^ himsewf in xDD Thisby's ^w^ gawtew, ^.^ it would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a fine -tragedy. And OwO so ^.^ it ;;w;; is, xDD twuwy; ÚwÚ and vewy notably discharg'd. But -xDD come, >_> youw Bewgomask; let >_> youw epilogue awonye. ;;w;; [A >w< dance] -The iwon :33 tongue >_> of xDD midnyight ;;w;; hath told twewve. -Lovers, ^-^ to ^-^ bed; 'tis ^w^ awmost uWu faiwy xDD time. -I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< out-sweep OwO the UwU coming mown, -UwU As >w< much as ^-^ we :3 this night ^.^ have OwO uvwwatch'd. -:3 This xDD pawpabwe-gwoss xDD pway ;;w;; hath ;;w;; weww ^-^ beguiw'd -The :33 heavy ^-^ gait >_> of ^-^ nyight. ^.^ Sweet fwiends, ^-^ to bed. -OwO A fowtnyight howd ^-^ we :3 this >w< sowemnyity, -UwU In ^w^ nyightwy >_> wevews ÚwÚ and OwO nyew jollity. >_< Exeunt - -x3 Entew PUCK with :3 a UwU bwoom - -PUCK. Nyow OwO the x3 hungwy x3 wion woaws, -And OwO the ^.^ wowf xDD behowws OwO the moon; ->w< Whiwst OwO the :33 heavy :3 pwoughman snyowes, -^-^ Aww with x3 weawy ^w^ task fowdonye. -Nyow OwO the ^.^ wasted bwands ^-^ do >_< gwow, ->w< Whiwst OwO the >_< scweech-oww, ^-^ scweeching ^w^ woud, ->w< Puts OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch UwU that :3 wies in >_> woe -UwU In wemembwance >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ shwoud. -Nyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU time >_> of night -:33 That OwO the gwaves, >w< aww >_> gaping ^.^ wide, -uWu Evewy ^-^ onye UwU wets :3 fowth his :33 spwite, -UwU In OwO the church-way ÚwÚ paths ^-^ to glide. -And ^-^ we x3 faiwies, UwU that ^-^ do run -By OwO the twipwe xDD Hecate's team -From OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the >_> sun, -Following :3 dawknyess >_< wike :3 a dweam, -Nyow awe fwowic. :3 Nyot :3 a xDD mouse -:33 Shaww >_< distuwb :3 this hallowed >_< house. -I x3 am x3 sent with UwU bwoom OwO befowe, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; sweep OwO the ^.^ dust >_> behind OwO the ^w^ doow. - -x3 Entew OBERON ÚwÚ and TITANyIA, with >w< aww theiw x3 twain - -OwO OBEWON. ^.^ Thwough OwO the house ^w^ give glimmering >_< wight, -By OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ and dwowsy uWu fiwe; -uWu Evewy ewf ÚwÚ and uWu faiwy uWu spwite -Hop as ^.^ wight as biwd ^-^ fwom :33 bwiew; -And :3 this OwO ditty, aftew uWu me, -:3 Sing ÚwÚ and ^-^ dance ^.^ it ^-^ twippingwy. -TITANyIA. First, rehearse >_> youw ^.^ song uWu by ^.^ wote, -ÚwÚ To OwO each >_> wowd :3 a warbling >_> nyote; -Hand in ;;w;; hand, with uWu faiwy >w< gwace, -uWu Wiww ^-^ we sing, ÚwÚ and bless :3 this :3 pwace. - -:33 [OBEWON :33 weading, OwO the ^.^ FAIWIES sing ÚwÚ and >w< dance] - -OwO OBEWON. Nyow, xDD untiw OwO the >_< bweak >_> of day, -^.^ Thwough :3 this house OwO each uWu faiwy ^w^ stway. -ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 best ^w^ bwide-bed uWu wiww >_> we, -^w^ Which uWu by OwO us uWu shaww bwessed ^w^ be; -And OwO the xDD issue there UwU cweate -:33 Evew uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ fowtunyate. -^w^ So uWu shaww >w< aww OwO the couples three -:33 Evew OwO twue in :33 woving ^w^ be; -And OwO the >_> bwots >_> of x3 Nyatuwe's hand -:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot in theiw xDD issue ÚwÚ stand; -uWu Nyevew :3 mowe, uWu hawe-wip, :3 nyow ^-^ scaw, -Nyow mark OwO pwodigious, such as awe ->w< Despised in >_> nyativity, -:33 Shaww x3 upon theiw chiwdwen UwU be. -x3 With :3 this ^.^ fiewd-dew consecwate, -uWu Evewy uWu faiwy UwU take his ^-^ gait, -And OwO each uWu sevewaw ;;w;; chambew bless, -^.^ Thwough :3 this :3 pawace, with ^w^ sweet ^w^ peace; -And OwO the xDD ownyew >_> of ^.^ it bwest -:33 Evew uWu shaww in >_> safety ^-^ west. -^-^ Twip away; ^-^ make nyo stay; -UwU Meet me >w< aww uWu by >_< bweak >_> of day. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but PUCK -PUCK. >w< If ^-^ we ^w^ shadows ^.^ have ;;w;; offended, -:33 Think uWu but this, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is :3 mended, -:33 That you ^.^ have uWu but x3 swumb'wed here -OwO Whiwe ^.^ these visions >_> did appear. -And :3 this uWu weak ÚwÚ and :33 idwe theme, -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe yielding uWu but :3 a dweam, -:33 Gentwes, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wepwehend. ->w< If you pawdon, ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> mend. -And, as I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest UwU Puck, ->w< If ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO unyeawnyed xDD wuck -Nyow ^-^ to ^w^ scape OwO the serpent's tongue, -We uWu wiww ^-^ make amends ewe xDD wong; -Else OwO the uWu Puck :3 a xDD wiaw :3 caww. -UwU So, good night x3 unto you all. ->w< Give me >_> youw x3 hands, ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< be fwiends, -And uWu Wobin uWu shaww restore :3 amends. Exit - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - ->_< 1599 - - ->_< MUCH :3 ADO ABOUT ^.^ NyOTHING - - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -:3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, Prince >_> of xDD Awwagon. -:3 Don :33 John, his xDD bastawd brother. -:33 Cwaudio, :3 a x3 young lord >_> of Florence. -Benedick, :3 a Young lord >_> of uWu Padua. -Leonato, :33 Guvwnyow >_> of Messina. -Antonyio, OwO an ^.^ owd man, his brother. ->_> Bawthasaw, :33 attendant uWu on :3 Don Pedwo. -xDD Bowachio, fowwowew >_> of :3 Don John. -Conwade, fowwowew >_> of :3 Don John. -Fwiaw uWu Fwancis. -Dogbewwy, :3 a ;;w;; Constabwe. -^-^ Vewges, :3 a Headbowough. -OwO A ÚwÚ Sexton. -OwO A Boy. - -ÚwÚ Hewo, daughter ^-^ to :3 Weonyato. -Beatrice, niece ^-^ to :3 Weonyato. -Margaret, ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman :33 attending uWu on Hero. ->_< Uwsuwa, ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman :33 attending uWu on Hero. - -^-^ Messengews, Watch, UwU Attendants, etc. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -uWu SCENyE.--Messinya. - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. -An owchawd before Leonato's >_< house. - -x3 Entew OwO Weonyato (Governor >_> of Messinya), :33 Hewo >w< (his Daughtew), -ÚwÚ and xDD Beatwice >w< (his Niece), with :3 a Messenger. - -UwU Weon. I learn in :3 this letter UwU that :3 Don >w< Pedwo >_> of ^-^ Awwagon comes :3 this -night ^-^ to Messina. -Mess. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy ;;w;; nyeaw uWu by ÚwÚ this. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot three leagues x3 off when I -weft >_> him. -UwU Weon. OwO How many gentlemen ^.^ have you lost in :3 this ^.^ action? -Mess. But xDD few >_> of ^-^ any sort, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of >w< nyame. -UwU Weon. OwO A OwO victowy :3 is ^w^ twice itsewf when OwO the achiever brings UwU home :33 fuww -x3 nyumbews. I find here UwU that :3 Don >w< Pedwo ;;w;; hath bestowed >w< much uWu honyouw uWu on -:3 a x3 young OwO Fwowentinye called Claudio. -Mess. ^.^ Much deserv'd uWu on his UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and equally xDD wememb'wed uWu by :3 Don -Pedwo. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ himsewf uWu beyond OwO the pwomise >_> of his ^-^ age, UwU doing -in OwO the figuwe >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ wamb OwO the feats >_> of :3 a wion. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< indeed -better ^-^ bett'wed x3 expectation than you >w< must OwO expect >_> of me ^-^ to tell -you ÚwÚ how. -UwU Weon. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO an uncwe here in >_> Messinya uWu wiww >w< be vewy >w< much ^.^ gwad >_> of it. -Mess. I ^.^ have already UwU dewivewed him :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and there >_> appeaws >w< much -^.^ joy in him; x3 even OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ joy :33 couwd ^.^ nyot show itsewf modest -enough ^-^ without :3 a badge >_> of >_> bittewnyess. -UwU Weon. OwO Did ^.^ he >_< bweak >_< out OwO into ÚwÚ teaws? -Mess. UwU In gweat measure. -UwU Weon. OwO A >w< kind ^-^ uvwfwow >_> of kindness. Thewe awe nyo faces twuew than -x3 those UwU that awe OwO so ^w^ wash'd. OwO How >w< much better :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to weep at ^.^ joy -than ^-^ to ^.^ joy at ^w^ weeping! -uWu Beat. I pray you, :3 is UwU Signyiow Mountanto wetuwn'd ^-^ fwom OwO the wars ^w^ ow nyo? -Mess. I xDD knyow UwU nyonye >_> of UwU that uWu nyame, >_< wady. Thewe ÚwÚ was UwU nyonye such in OwO the -;;w;; awmy >_> of ^-^ any :33 sowt. -UwU Weon. What :3 is ^.^ he UwU that you ÚwÚ ask for, ;;w;; nyiece? -Hero. UwU My cousin :3 means UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick >_> of uWu Padua. -Mess. :33 O, :33 he's wetuwn'd, ÚwÚ and as >_> pweasant as >w< evew ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. -uWu Beat. ÚwÚ He xDD set OwO up his ^.^ biwws here in >_> Messinya ÚwÚ and challeng'd ;;w;; Cupid at -OwO the ÚwÚ fwight, ÚwÚ and my xDD uncwe's fool, reading OwO the challenge, -subscrib'd uWu fow ;;w;; Cupid ÚwÚ and challeng'd him at OwO the >_< buwbowt. I pray -you, how many ;;w;; hath ^.^ he xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ and eaten in ^.^ these waws? But how -many ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^-^ kiww'd? >_< Fow >_< indeed I promised ^-^ to xDD eat >w< aww >_> of his +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Creep x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ kiwn-howe. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Whewe >_> is :33 it? +:33 MWS. FORD. >w< He xDD wiww >_> seek thewe, on x3 my OwO wowd. >_> Nyeithew pwess, +^w^ coffew, :3 chest, ;;w;; twunk, weww, OwO vauwt, >_> but ^.^ he hath >w< an abstract fow +x3 the wemembwance of xDD such OwO pwaces, ÚwÚ and xDD goes to them ^.^ by :33 his +note. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo OwO hiding xDD you uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ house. +>_> FAWSTAFF. I'll OwO go x3 out UwU then. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO go x3 out uWu in x3 youw UwU own UwU sembwance, xDD you >_> die, +Sir OwO John. OwO Unwess xDD you OwO go x3 out :3 disguis'd. +:33 MWS. FORD. How ^w^ might ^.^ we xDD disguise him? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Awas x3 the ^-^ day, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^w^ nyot! >_> Thewe >_> is nyo xDD woman's +ÚwÚ gown big enough fow him; ^-^ othewwise ^.^ he ^w^ might put on :3 a +hat, :3 a ;;w;; muffwew, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 kewchief, ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; escape. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good hearts, >w< devise something; xDD any extremity +rather than :3 a >w< mischief. +:33 MWS. FORD. OwO My Maid's uWu aunt, x3 the :33 fat OwO woman of Bwainfowd, >_> has +:3 a ÚwÚ gown abuv. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. On x3 my word, >w< it xDD wiww serve him; ^w^ she's >_< as big >_< as ^.^ he +is; ÚwÚ and there's her xDD thwumm'd hat, ÚwÚ and her muffler UwU too. OwO Wun +up, Sir OwO John. +:33 MWS. FORD. ^w^ Go, x3 go, x3 sweet Sir OwO John. Mistress uWu Page ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww +wook x3 some linen fow x3 youw >_> head. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. OwO Quick, :3 quick; we'll come :3 dwess xDD you stwaight. >_> Put +on x3 the ÚwÚ gown x3 the >_> whiwe. uWu Exit FALSTAFF +:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my :33 husband ^.^ wouwd :3 meet ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ this +UwU shape; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot abide x3 the ;;w;; owd OwO woman of Brainford; ^.^ he +ÚwÚ sweaws ^w^ she's :3 a >_< witch, forbade her x3 my house, ÚwÚ and hath +threat'ned to xDD beat her. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. uWu Heaven ^w^ guide ^.^ him to >w< thy husband's ;;w;; cudgew; ÚwÚ and +x3 the ^.^ deviw ^w^ guide :33 his cudgel xDD aftewwawds! +:33 MWS. FORD. OwO But >_> is x3 my :33 husband :33 coming? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Ay, uWu in ÚwÚ good >_> sadnyess >_> is he; ÚwÚ and talks of x3 the ;;w;; basket +:3 too, howsoever ^.^ he hath xDD had intelligence. +:33 MWS. FORD. ^-^ We'ww >_> twy :33 that; fow I'll ÚwÚ appoint x3 my ;;w;; men to carry +x3 the ;;w;; basket OwO again, to :3 meet ^.^ him uWu at x3 the doow with >w< it >_< as ;;w;; they +uWu did >w< wast uWu time. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Nyay, >_> but he'ww be OwO hewe ^-^ pwesentwy; >_> wet's OwO go :3 dwess +^.^ him ^.^ wike x3 the >w< witch of x3 Bwainfowd. +:33 MWS. FORD. I'll xDD fiwst direct x3 my ;;w;; men >_> what ;;w;; they UwU shaww UwU do with +x3 the >_> basket. Go xDD up; I'll ;;w;; bwing linen fow ^.^ him stwaight. uWu Exit +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Hang :3 him, ;;w;; dishonyest OwO vawwet! ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ misuse +^.^ him enyough. +^-^ We'ww OwO weave :3 a uWu pwoof, ^.^ by :3 that which ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do, +Wives OwO may be ^.^ mewwy ÚwÚ and yet xDD honyest UwU too. +We UwU do nyot ;;w;; act :3 that often xDD jest ÚwÚ and OwO waugh; +'Tis ;;w;; owd >_> but >_> twue: UwU Stiww UwU swinye ^w^ eats aww x3 the >_< dwaff. uWu Exit + +^.^ We-entew xDD MISTWESS x3 FOWD, with >w< two ^-^ SEWVANTS + +:33 MWS. FORD. ^w^ Go, sirs, OwO take x3 the ;;w;; basket again on x3 youw >_< shouwdews; +x3 youw >_< mastew >_> is x3 hawd uWu at door; >_> if ^.^ he bid xDD you uWu set >w< it ;;w;; down, UwU obey +him; ^w^ quickwy, dispatch. uWu Exit +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. ^.^ Come, come, OwO take >w< it :33 up. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. >_> Pway heaven >w< it be nyot full of knight ;;w;; again. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. UwU I UwU hope x3 nyot; UwU I xDD had UwU wief >_< as UwU beaw UwU so much wead. + +Entew x3 FOWD, PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS + +FORD. Ay, >_> but >_> if >w< it ^-^ pwuv ^-^ twue, >_< Mastew >_> Page, uWu have xDD you xDD any +uWu way xDD then to unfool ;;w;; me ^w^ again? Set down x3 the ^-^ basket, :33 viwwain! +^-^ Somebody caww x3 my x3 wife. UwU Youth uWu in :3 a ;;w;; basket! x3 O xDD you xDD pandewwy +wascaws, there's :3 a knot, :3 a ^w^ ging, :3 a >w< pack, :3 a conspiracy +OwO against x3 me. Now UwU shaww x3 the ^.^ deviw be sham'd. What, :3 wife, UwU I +;;w;; say! ^.^ Come, come forth; behowd >_> what xDD honyest x3 cwothes xDD you +>_> send fowth to ÚwÚ bweaching. +xDD PAGE. Why, ÚwÚ this ^-^ passes, >_< Mastew Ford; xDD you OwO awe nyot to OwO go ;;w;; woose +xDD any longer; xDD you ^w^ must be >w< pinyion'd. +EVANS. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 wunyatics. This >_> is ^-^ mad >_< as :3 a ^-^ mad :33 dog. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< Indeed, >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot weww, indeed. +FORD. ^w^ So >_> say UwU I :3 too, sir. + +^.^ We-entew xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD + +:3 Come hithew, Mistress Ford; Mistress :33 Fowd, x3 the xDD honyest +^w^ woman, x3 the :3 modest :3 wife, x3 the virtuous x3 cweatuwe, :3 that hath +x3 the jealous >w< foow to her ÚwÚ husband! UwU I >_> suspect ^-^ without >_< cause, +Mistwess, UwU do >_< I? +:33 MWS. FORD. uWu Heaven be x3 my ^.^ witnyess, xDD you UwU do, >_> if xDD you >_> suspect +;;w;; me uWu in xDD any dishonesty. +FORD. Weww said, x3 bwazen-face; howd >w< it OwO out. :3 Come ^-^ fowth, sirrah. +UwU [Puwwing x3 cwothes x3 out of x3 the basket] +xDD PAGE. This ^w^ passes! +:33 MWS. FORD. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot asham'd? Let x3 the x3 cwothes >_< awonye. +FORD. UwU I UwU shaww find xDD you x3 anyon. +EVANS. 'Tis ;;w;; unweasonyabwe. Will xDD you OwO take x3 up x3 youw ^w^ wife's +uWu cwothes? :3 Come xDD away. +FORD. x3 Empty x3 the ^-^ basket, UwU I :3 say. +:33 MWS. FORD. Why, ^w^ man, ^.^ why? +FORD. >_< Mastew >_> Page, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ man, there UwU was one ;;w;; convey'd +x3 out of x3 my ;;w;; house ;;w;; yestewday uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> basket. Why OwO may nyot +^.^ he be there ^w^ again? ^w^ In x3 my ;;w;; house UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he is; x3 my +^.^ intewwigence >_> is true; x3 my ^.^ jeawousy >_> is :33 weasonyabwe. +Pluck ;;w;; me x3 out aww x3 the linen. +:33 MWS. FORD. ;;w;; If xDD you find :3 a x3 man thewe, ^.^ he UwU shaww ^-^ die :3 a >_> fwea's +death. +xDD PAGE. >_> Hewe's nyo man. +x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By x3 my UwU fidewity, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot weww, >_< Mastew Ford; ÚwÚ this +>_< wwongs OwO you. +EVANS. >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, xDD you ^w^ must pray, ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; fowwow x3 the +imaginyations of x3 youw UwU own heawt; ÚwÚ this >_> is jealousies. +FORD. xDD Weww, uWu he's nyot OwO hewe UwU I >_> seek ;;w;; fow. +xDD PAGE. :3 Nyo, nor nyowhewe >_> ewse >_> but uWu in x3 youw :33 bwain. +FORD. ^-^ Hewp to ^-^ seawch x3 my ;;w;; house ÚwÚ this one uWu time. ;;w;; If UwU I find nyot +>_> what UwU I seek, x3 show nyo colour fow x3 my extwemity; wet ;;w;; me fow +OwO evew be x3 youw tabwe >_< spowt; wet them >_> say of ;;w;; me ;;w;; 'As jealous >_< as +:33 Fowd, :3 that :33 seawch'd :3 a OwO howwow walnut fow :33 his ^w^ wife's weman.' +Satisfy ;;w;; me >_> once mowe; >_> once ^.^ mowe ^-^ seawch with x3 me. +:33 MWS. FORD. What, ÚwÚ hoa, Mistress :33 Page! :3 Come xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; owd +OwO woman down; x3 my :33 husband xDD wiww come x3 into x3 the ^.^ chambew. +FORD. ^-^ Owd x3 woman? >_> what ;;w;; owd xDD woman's ^-^ that? +:33 MWS. FORD. Why, >w< it >_> is x3 my maid's >_< aunt of x3 Bwainfowd. +FORD. ^-^ A >_< witch, :3 a quean, >w< an ;;w;; owd cozening ^.^ quean! :3 Have UwU I nyot +UwU fowbid her x3 my >_> house? :33 She x3 comes of x3 ewwands, does >_< she? We +OwO awe :33 simpwe ÚwÚ men; ^.^ we UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow UwU what's ^.^ bwought to pass +:33 undew x3 the pwofession of fortune-telling. :33 She wowks ^.^ by +ÚwÚ chawms, ^.^ by uWu spewws, ^.^ by x3 th' UwU figuwe, ÚwÚ and xDD such >w< daub'wy >_< as ÚwÚ this +;;w;; is, ^w^ beyond UwU ouw ÚwÚ ewement. We ^.^ knyow OwO nyothing. :3 Come ;;w;; down, xDD you +>_< witch, xDD you xDD hag uWu you; come ;;w;; down, UwU I :3 say. +:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 sweet ÚwÚ husband! ^-^ Good xDD gentwemen, wet +^.^ him nyot strike x3 the ;;w;; owd uWu woman. + +^.^ We-entew FALSTAFF uWu in xDD woman's cwothes, ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE + +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, Mother >_< Pwat; x3 come. UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. +FORD. I'll x3 pwat her. UwU [Beating >w< him] UwU Out of x3 my door, xDD you +>_< witch, xDD you >_> hag, OwO you. ^w^ baggage, xDD you :33 powecat, xDD you :33 wonyon! +Out, out! I'll x3 conjuwe UwU you, I'll fortune-tell OwO you. +uWu Exit FALSTAFF +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot asham'd? UwU I think xDD you uWu have kill'd x3 the +poor uWu woman. +:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU do :3 it. 'Tis :3 a xDD goodwy cwedit fow OwO you. +FORD. Hang hew, :3 witch! +EVANS. ^-^ By >w< yea ÚwÚ and no, UwU I think x3 the oman >_> is :3 a >w< witch :33 indeed; UwU I +^.^ wike nyot when :3 a oman >_> has :3 a great peard; UwU I ^w^ spy :3 a great ^.^ peawd +:33 undew :33 his UwU muffwew. +FORD. Will xDD you follow, :33 gentwemen? UwU I :33 beseech xDD you >w< fowwow; +>_> see >_> but x3 the x3 issue of x3 my jealousy; >_> if UwU I cwy x3 out OwO thus ;;w;; upon nyo +uWu twaiw, >_< nyevew :33 twust ;;w;; me when UwU I open ;;w;; again. +xDD PAGE. :3 Wet's UwU obey :33 his humouw :3 a xDD wittwe fuwthew. ^.^ Come, +>_< gentwemen. Exeunt aww >_> but :33 MWS. uWu FOWD ÚwÚ and :33 MWS. ^.^ PAGE +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Twust uWu me, ^.^ he xDD beat ^.^ him UwU most pitifuwwy. +:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, ^.^ by x3 th' UwU mass, :3 that ^.^ he uWu did x3 nyot; ^.^ he xDD beat ^.^ him +UwU most ^-^ unpitifuwwy UwU methought. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. I'll uWu have x3 the cudgel hawwow'd ÚwÚ and UwU hung ^-^ o'ew x3 the +altar; >w< it hath donye ^w^ mewitowious service. +:33 MWS. FORD. >_> What think you? ^-^ May :33 we, with x3 the :33 wawwant of +UwU womanhood ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> witnyess of :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO conscience, pursue +^.^ him with xDD any further revenge? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. uWu The ^w^ spiwit of wantonnyess >_> is >_< suwe x3 scaw'd x3 out of +him; >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw uWu have ^.^ him nyot uWu in ;;w;; fee-simpwe, with OwO finye ÚwÚ and +>w< wecuvwy, ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; nyevew, UwU I >_< think, uWu in x3 the uWu way of >_< waste, +x3 attempt >_> us ;;w;; again. +:33 MWS. FORD. Shall ^.^ we tell UwU ouw ;;w;; husbands >w< how ^.^ we uWu have sewv'd +him? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Yes, ^.^ by aww uWu means; >_> if >w< it be >_> but to scrape x3 the +figuwes x3 out of x3 youw husband's ^w^ bwains. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they ^.^ can find uWu in uWu theiw +heawts x3 the poor unvirtuous :33 fat knight UwU shaww be xDD any further +afflicted, ^.^ we >w< two xDD wiww still be x3 the minyistews. +:33 MWS. FORD. I'll :33 wawwant they'ww uWu have ^.^ him ÚwÚ pubwicwy >_> sham'd; +ÚwÚ and uWu methinks there ^.^ wouwd be nyo pewiod to x3 the ^.^ jest, >_> shouwd +^.^ he nyot be ÚwÚ pubwicwy sham'd. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, to x3 the forge with >w< it :33 then; xDD shape :3 it. UwU I +^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^.^ things ^.^ coow. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn + +Entew :33 HOST ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +BARDOLPH. UwU Siw, x3 the >_> Gewmans ^.^ desiwe to uWu have >w< thwee of x3 youw +horses; x3 the >w< Duke >_< himsewf xDD wiww be to-mowwow uWu at xDD couwt, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; they OwO awe x3 going to :3 meet ^.^ him. +xDD HOST. >_> What uWu duke >_> shouwd :3 that be x3 comes UwU so ^-^ secwetwy? UwU I hear +nyot of ^.^ him uWu in x3 the >_< couwt. Let ;;w;; me speak with x3 the UwU gentwemen; +;;w;; they speak >_> Engwish? +BARDOLPH. Ay, siw; I'll caww them to OwO you. +xDD HOST. ^-^ They UwU shaww uWu have x3 my howses, >_> but I'll >_< make them :33 pay; +I'll UwU sauce OwO them; ;;w;; they uWu have xDD had x3 my ;;w;; house :3 a >_< week uWu at +:33 command; UwU I uWu have >_> tuwn'd OwO away x3 my othew guests. ^-^ They ^w^ must +come :33 off; I'll UwU sauce OwO them. >w< Come. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU 4 + +xDD FOWD'S ;;w;; house + +Entew PAGE, x3 FOWD, xDD MISTWESS PAGE, xDD MISTWESS x3 FOWD, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS + +EVANS. 'Tis one of x3 the best discretions of :3 a oman >_< as OwO evew +uWu did wook ^w^ upon. +xDD PAGE. xDD And uWu did ^.^ he >_> send xDD you both these x3 wettews uWu at >w< an :3 instant? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. OwO Within :3 a quarter of >w< an hour. +FORD. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 wife. :3 Hencefowth, UwU do >_> what xDD thou wilt; +UwU I rather xDD wiww >_> suspect x3 the sun with UwU cowd +Than uWu thee with ;;w;; wantonnyess. Now xDD doth >w< thy honour x3 stand, +^w^ In ^.^ him :3 that UwU was of wate >w< an heretic, +;;w;; As >w< fiwm >_< as ÚwÚ faith. +xDD PAGE. 'Tis weww, UwU 'tis well; nyo more. +^w^ Be nyot >_< as extweme uWu in >_> submission >_< as uWu in offence; +OwO But wet UwU ouw :3 pwot OwO go :33 fowwawd. Let UwU ouw ;;w;; wives +ÚwÚ Yet >_> once OwO again, to >_< make >_> us public sport, +Appoint :3 a meeting with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; owd :33 fat fewwow, +Whewe ^.^ we OwO may OwO take ^.^ him ÚwÚ and xDD disgwace ^.^ him fow :3 it. +FORD. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo xDD bettew uWu way than :3 that ;;w;; they ^-^ spoke uWu of. +xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ How? ;;w;; To >_> send ^.^ him ;;w;; wowd they'ww :3 meet ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ^w^ Pawk +uWu at midnyight? OwO Fie, fie! he'ww >_< nyevew >w< come! +EVANS. >_> You >_> say ^.^ he >_> has :33 been :33 thwown uWu in x3 the ;;w;; wivews; ÚwÚ and >_> has +:33 been UwU gwievouswy >w< peaten >_< as >w< an ;;w;; owd :3 oman; uWu methinks there +>_> shouwd be terrors uWu in :3 him, :3 that ^.^ he >_> shouwd nyot >_< come; +uWu methinks :33 his >w< fwesh >_> is punish'd; ^.^ he UwU shaww uWu have nyo :33 desiwes. +xDD PAGE. ^w^ So think UwU I UwU too. +:33 MWS. FORD. ÚwÚ Devise >_> but >w< how you'ww use ^.^ him when ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, +xDD And wet >_> us >w< two >w< devise to ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him xDD thithew. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> Thewe >_> is >w< an ;;w;; owd xDD tawe xDD goes :3 that x3 Heme x3 the Huntew, +:3 Sometime :3 a keeper OwO hewe uWu in ^-^ Windsow Forest, +^-^ Doth aww x3 the wintew-time, uWu at still midnight, +>_< Wawk ;;w;; wound about >w< an ÚwÚ oak, with great wagg'd :3 howns; +xDD And there ^.^ he ÚwÚ bwasts x3 the tree, ÚwÚ and UwU takes x3 the cattwe, +xDD And x3 makes miwch-kinye yield bwood, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shakes :3 a uWu chain +^w^ In :3 a UwU most ^-^ hideous ÚwÚ and :3 dweadfuw ^-^ mannyew. +>_> You uWu have heard of xDD such :3 a ^-^ spiwit, ÚwÚ and weww xDD you ^.^ knyow +uWu The superstitious >_< idwe-headed xDD ewd +^-^ Weceiv'd, ÚwÚ and uWu did ÚwÚ dewivew to UwU ouw age, +This xDD tawe of x3 Heme x3 the OwO Huntew fow :3 a truth. +xDD PAGE. Why yet there ^.^ want nyot UwU many :3 that UwU do feaw +^w^ In >_> deep of >w< nyight to UwU wawk ^.^ by ÚwÚ this Herne's ^-^ oak. +OwO But >_> what of :3 this? +:33 MWS. FORD. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this >_> is UwU ouw ^-^ device- +:33 That Falstaff uWu at :3 that ÚwÚ oak UwU shaww :3 meet with us, +uWu Disguis'd, ^.^ wike >_< Heme, with >_> huge >w< howns on :33 his >_> head. +xDD PAGE. xDD Weww, wet >w< it nyot be xDD doubted >_> but he'ww come, +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU shape. x3 When xDD you uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ him thithew, +>_> What UwU shaww be donye with him? >_> What >_> is x3 youw x3 pwot? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :33 That >_< wikewise uWu have ^.^ we xDD thought upon, ÚwÚ and +thus: +Nan uWu Page x3 my ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD wittwe x3 son, +xDD And >w< thwee ow fouw ^.^ mowe of uWu theiw ÚwÚ gwowth, we'll :3 dwess +Wike >w< uwchins, ^-^ ouphes, ÚwÚ and faiwies, green ÚwÚ and >_< white, +With wounds of ;;w;; waxen tapews on uWu theiw >_< heads, +xDD And rattles uWu in uWu theiw hands; ;;w;; upon :3 a x3 sudden, +;;w;; As :33 Fawstaff, uWu she, ÚwÚ and I, OwO awe x3 nyewwy :3 met, +Let them from fowth :3 a :33 sawpit >_< wush uWu at >_> once +With x3 some >_< diffused ^.^ song; ;;w;; upon uWu theiw ^.^ sight +We >w< two uWu in great amazednyess xDD wiww fwy. +UwU Then wet them aww xDD enciwcwe ^.^ him about, +xDD And fairy-like, to pinch x3 the uncwean ;;w;; knyight; +xDD And ^w^ ask ^.^ him >w< why, :3 that >_> houw of ;;w;; faiwy UwU wevew, +^w^ In uWu theiw UwU so uWu sacwed UwU paths ^.^ he x3 dawes to ;;w;; twead +^w^ In xDD shape x3 pwofanye. +:33 MWS. FORD. xDD And >w< tiww ^.^ he tell x3 the truth, +Let x3 the ^.^ supposed ^-^ faiwies pinch ^.^ him sound, +xDD And buwn ^.^ him with uWu theiw ^w^ tapews. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. uWu The uWu twuth ^.^ being ^-^ knyown, +^-^ We'ww aww xDD pwesent ouwsewves; ^w^ dis-hown x3 the ^-^ spiwit, +xDD And ÚwÚ mock ^.^ him ^.^ home to Windsor. +FORD. uWu The x3 chiwdwen ^w^ must +^w^ Be ÚwÚ pwactis'd weww to ÚwÚ this ow they'ww x3 nyev'w UwU do :3 't. +EVANS. UwU I xDD wiww >_< teach x3 the x3 chiwdwen uWu theiw behaviouws; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww +be ^.^ wike :3 a OwO jack-an-apes xDD awso, to buwn x3 the knight with x3 my +x3 tabew. +FORD. :33 That xDD wiww be excellent. I'll OwO go UwU buy them ^w^ vizawds. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. OwO My Nan UwU shaww be x3 the xDD Queen of aww x3 the Faiwies, +Finyewy uWu attiwed uWu in :3 a wobe of :3 white. +xDD PAGE. :33 That OwO siwk xDD wiww UwU I OwO go uWu buy. :3 [Aside] xDD And uWu in :3 that time +Shall >_< Mastew Swendew ^.^ steaw x3 my Nan away, +xDD And marry her uWu at >_> Eton.-Go, >_> send to Falstaff stwaight. +FORD. Nyay, I'll to ^.^ him OwO again, uWu in xDD nyame of Bwook; +^-^ He'ww tell ;;w;; me aww :33 his puwpose. Sure, he'ww x3 come. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Fear nyot xDD you x3 that. Go get >_> us properties +xDD And tricking fow UwU ouw faiwies. +EVANS. Let >_> us about :3 it. ^.^ It >_> is uWu admiwabwe UwU pweasuwes, ÚwÚ and fewy +xDD honyest knaveries. Exeunt PAGE, x3 FOWD, ÚwÚ and UwU EVANS +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^w^ Go, Mistress x3 Fowd. +>_< Send ;;w;; Quickwy to Sir John to ^.^ knyow :33 his :33 mind. +uWu Exit :33 MWS. uWu FOWD +I'll to x3 the >w< Doctow; ^.^ he hath x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 wiww, +xDD And >_< nyonye >_> but xDD he, to marry with Nan ^.^ Page. +:33 That Slender, ^w^ though weww wanded, >_> is >w< an idiot; +xDD And ^.^ he x3 my :33 husband best of aww ÚwÚ affects. +uWu The uWu Doctow >_> is weww uWu monyey'd, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ fwiends +Potent uWu at >_> couwt; xDD he, >_< nyonye >_> but xDD he, UwU shaww uWu have hew, +;;w;; Though ÚwÚ twenty thousand wowthiew come to ^w^ cwave her. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE 5. + +uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn + +Entew :33 HOST ÚwÚ and SIMPLE + +xDD HOST. >_> What wouldst xDD thou have, boor? What, >w< thick-skin? +ÚwÚ Speak, ^w^ bweathe, ;;w;; discuss; ^-^ bwief, ^.^ showt, quick, ;;w;; snyap. +SIMPLE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I come to speak with Sir John Falstaff +from >_< Mastew ^.^ Swendew. +xDD HOST. >_> Thewe's :33 his chamber, :33 his house, :33 his UwU castwe, :33 his +^-^ standing-bed ÚwÚ and truckle-bed; UwU 'tis painted about with x3 the +^-^ stowy of x3 the :3 Pwodigaw, >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and new. ^w^ Go, :3 knyock ÚwÚ and can; he'ww +speak ^.^ wike >w< an Anthropophaginian >w< unto thee. Knyock, UwU I :3 say. +SIMPLE. >_> Thewe's >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ woman, :3 a :33 fat ^w^ woman, >_> gonye x3 up x3 into +:33 his ;;w;; chambew; I'll be UwU so bold >_< as ;;w;; stay, ^w^ siw, >w< tiww ^.^ she come down; +UwU I come to speak with hew, indeed. +xDD HOST. uWu Ha! :3 a :33 fat x3 woman? uWu The knight OwO may be ^w^ wobb'd. I'll :33 caww. +UwU Buwwy uWu knyight! UwU Buwwy Sir John! ^w^ Speak from >w< thy >w< wungs +>_> miwitawy. Awt xDD thou OwO thewe? ^.^ It >_> is ^.^ thinye >_< host, ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ Ephesian, calls. +>_> FAWSTAFF. [Abuv] How now, >_< minye >w< host? +xDD HOST. >_> Hewe's :3 a >_< Bohemian-Tawtaw tawwies x3 the xDD coming down of +>w< thy :33 fat uWu woman. Let her :33 descend, bully, wet her xDD descend; +x3 my ^.^ chambews OwO awe >_< honyouwibwe. OwO Fie, uWu pwivacy, fie! + +Entew FALSTAFF + +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Thewe UwU was, >_< minye >_< host, >w< an ;;w;; owd :33 fat OwO woman even +nyow OwO with, OwO me; >_> but ^w^ she's ;;w;; gonye. +SIMPLE. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 was't nyot x3 the uWu wise OwO woman of +:3 Bwainfowd? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Ay, marry UwU was :33 it, ^.^ mussew-sheww. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you +with OwO hew? +SIMPLE. OwO My ^.^ mastew, ^w^ siw, x3 my >_< Mastew Slender, sent to hew, +^-^ seeing her OwO go thorough x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, to knyow, ^w^ siw, >w< whethew one +;;w;; Nym, ^w^ siw, :3 that beguiw'd ^.^ him of :3 a ^w^ chain, xDD had x3 the uWu chain ow >w< nyo. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I x3 spake with x3 the ;;w;; owd OwO woman about :3 it. +SIMPLE. xDD And >_> what ;;w;; says uWu she, UwU I pray, UwU siw? +FALSTAFF OwO Mawwy, ^.^ she ;;w;; says :3 that x3 the xDD vewy same x3 man :3 that +beguiw'd >_< Mastew Swendew of :33 his uWu chain OwO cozen'd ^.^ him of :3 it. +SIMPLE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd uWu have >w< spoken with x3 the OwO woman +^w^ hewsewf; UwU I xDD had othew ^.^ things to uWu have >w< spoken with her :3 too, +from ^.^ him. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What OwO awe >w< they? Let >_> us :33 knyow. +xDD HOST. Ay, >_< come; quick. +SIMPLE. UwU I OwO may nyot :33 conceaw ÚwÚ them, sir. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Conceaw ÚwÚ them, ow xDD thou :33 diest. +>_> SIMPWE.. Why, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they :3 wewe >_< nyothing >_> but about Mistress +>_> Annye :3 Page: to ^.^ knyow >_> if >w< it :3 wewe x3 my xDD mastew's :3 fowtunye to +uWu have her ow >w< nyo. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU 'Tis, UwU 'tis :33 his xDD fowtunye. +SIMPLE. >_> What UwU siw? +>_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; To uWu have hew, ow >w< nyo. :33 Go; >_> say x3 the OwO woman told ;;w;; me +:3 so. +SIMPLE. ^-^ May UwU I be bold to >_> say >_> so, UwU siw? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Ay, ^w^ siw, ^.^ wike who ^.^ mowe bowd? +:3 SIMPWE., UwU I >_> thank x3 youw wowship; UwU I UwU shaww >_< make x3 my >_< mastew uWu gwad +with these UwU tidings. uWu Exit SIMPLE +xDD HOST. ^.^ Thou awt ^-^ cwewkwy, xDD thou awt ^-^ cwewkwy, Sir OwO John. Was +there :3 a uWu wise OwO woman with thee? +>_> FAWSTAFF. Ay, :3 that there UwU was, >_< minye :3 host; one :3 that hath +ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe wit than OwO evew UwU I weawn'd >w< befowe uWu in x3 my :33 wife; +ÚwÚ and UwU I paid >_< nyothing fow >w< it nyeithew, >_> but UwU was paid fow x3 my +learning. + +Entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH + +BARDOLPH. Out, :3 awas, ^w^ siw, :3 cozenyage, mere cozenage! +xDD HOST. Whewe be x3 my horses? ^w^ Speak weww of ÚwÚ them, vawwetto. +BARDOLPH. OwO Wun OwO away with x3 the xDD cozenyews; fow UwU so >w< soon >_< as UwU I +^-^ came ^w^ beyond Eton, ;;w;; they OwO thwew ;;w;; me x3 off from x3 behind one of +ÚwÚ them, uWu in :3 a slough of mire; ÚwÚ and uWu set :33 spuws ÚwÚ and away, ^.^ wike +>w< thwee >_< Gewman devils, >w< thwee uWu Doctow >w< Faustuses. +xDD HOST. ^-^ They OwO awe >_> gonye >_> but to :3 meet x3 the ;;w;; Duke, villain; UwU do nyot +>_> say ;;w;; they be OwO fwed. >_> Gewmans OwO awe xDD honyest ^.^ men. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS + +EVANS. Whewe >_> is >_< minye >w< host? +xDD HOST. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, UwU siw? +EVANS. :3 Have :3 a :3 cawe of x3 youw :33 entewtainments. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 fwiend +of >_< minye come to :33 town uWu tewws ;;w;; me there >_> is >w< thwee +uWu cozen-gewmans :3 that >_> has OwO cozen'd aww x3 the uWu hosts of x3 Weadins, +of ;;w;; Maidenhead, of Colebrook, of :3 howses ÚwÚ and money. UwU I tell xDD you fow +ÚwÚ good :33 wiww, wook uWu you; xDD you OwO awe >_< wise, ÚwÚ and full of x3 gibes ÚwÚ and +vlouting-stogs, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis nyot UwU convenyient xDD you >_> shouwd be +^-^ cozenyed. >w< Fawe xDD you well. uWu Exit + +Entew OwO DOCTOW >_> CAIUS + +xDD CAIUS. ^.^ Vewe >_> is >_< minye host UwU de :33 Jawteew? +xDD HOST. Here, >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, uWu in perplexity ÚwÚ and ^.^ doubtfuw +:3 diwemma. +xDD CAIUS. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell :3 vat >_> is ^.^ dat; >_> but >w< it >_> is >w< teww-a ;;w;; me ^.^ dat xDD you +>_< make grand uWu pwepawation fow :3 a >w< Duke UwU de Jamany. ^-^ By x3 my +trot, dere >_> is nyo uWu duke :3 that x3 the court >_> is ^.^ knyow to >_< come; UwU I +tell xDD you fow ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. uWu Adieu. uWu Exit +xDD HOST. Hue ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwy, villain, :3 go! ;;w;; Assist uWu me, ;;w;; knyight; UwU I ^w^ am +>_< undonye. :33 Fwy, uWu wun, :33 hue ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwy, villain; UwU I ^w^ am >_< undonye. +Exeunt :33 HOST ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ wouwd aww x3 the wowwd ^w^ might be xDD cozen'd, fow UwU I uWu have +:33 been OwO cozen'd ÚwÚ and beaten UwU too. ;;w;; If >w< it >_> shouwd come to x3 the caw +of x3 the court >w< how UwU I uWu have :33 been transformed, ÚwÚ and >w< how x3 my +:33 twansfowmation hath :33 been >w< wash'd ÚwÚ and cudgeww'd, ;;w;; they +^.^ wouwd :3 mewt ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 my ÚwÚ fat, >_< dwop ^.^ by drop, ÚwÚ and liquor +fishermen's ÚwÚ boots with OwO me; UwU I :33 wawwant ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd whip ;;w;; me +with uWu theiw OwO finye :33 wits >w< tiww UwU I :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ cwestfaww'n >_< as :3 a dwied :3 peaw. +UwU I >_< nyevew x3 pwospew'd xDD since UwU I fowswowe mysewf uWu at pwimewo. xDD Weww, +>_> if x3 my wind :3 wewe >_> but ^-^ wong enough to >_> say x3 my pwayews, +^.^ wouwd wepent. + +Entew xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY + +>_> Nyow! >_> whence come you? +^-^ QUICKWY. Fwom x3 the >w< two >_> pawties, ^-^ fowsooth. +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take one party ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 dam x3 the othew! +xDD And UwU so ;;w;; they UwU shaww be both x3 bestowed. UwU I uWu have ^w^ suffew'd ^.^ mowe +fow uWu theiw >_< sakes, ^.^ mowe than x3 the ÚwÚ viwwainyous UwU inconstancy of +:33 man's uWu disposition >_> is able to bear. +^-^ QUICKWY. xDD And uWu have nyot ;;w;; they suffew'd? Yes, UwU I >_< wawwant; +>w< speciouswy one of OwO them; Mistress :33 Fowd, ÚwÚ good uWu heawt, >_> is beaten +black ÚwÚ and blue, :3 that xDD you ;;w;; cannyot >_> see :3 a ^-^ white ^w^ spot about her. +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What ^.^ teww'st xDD thou ;;w;; me of black ÚwÚ and OwO bwue? UwU I UwU was +beaten mysewf x3 into aww x3 the cowouws of x3 the ÚwÚ wainbow; ÚwÚ and +UwU was ^.^ wike to be apprehended fow x3 the >w< witch of x3 Bwainfowd. OwO But +:3 that x3 my uWu admiwabwe >_> dextewity of ^w^ wit, x3 my countewfeiting x3 the +uWu action of >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ woman, :33 dewivew'd uWu me, x3 the x3 knyave ÚwÚ constabwe +xDD had uWu set ;;w;; me :33 i' x3 th' uWu stocks, :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ common uWu stocks, fow :3 a witch. +^-^ QUICKWY. UwU Siw, wet ;;w;; me speak with xDD you uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; chambew; xDD you +UwU shaww hear >w< how ^.^ things x3 go, x3 and, UwU I warrant, to x3 youw OwO content. +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >_> wettew xDD wiww >_> say ^.^ somewhat. ^-^ Good hearts, >_> what x3 ado +OwO hewe >_> is to ;;w;; bwing xDD you ;;w;; togethew! Sure, one of xDD you does nyot +serve heaven weww, :3 that xDD you OwO awe UwU so cross'd. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Come x3 up x3 into x3 my ^.^ chambew. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 6. + +uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn + +Entew FENTON ÚwÚ and :33 HOST + +xDD HOST. >_< Mastew Fenton, tawk nyot to OwO me; x3 my ^-^ mind >_> is ;;w;; heavy; UwU I +xDD wiww UwU give uvw all. +>_< FENTON. ÚwÚ Yet hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. ;;w;; Assist ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my xDD puwpose, +^.^ And, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman, I'll UwU give x3 the +^-^ A :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound uWu in gowd ^.^ mowe than x3 youw loss. +xDD HOST. UwU I xDD wiww hear UwU you, >_< Mastew uWu Fenton; ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 wiww, uWu at x3 the least, +>_< keep x3 youw :3 counsew. +>_< FENTON. Fwom time to time UwU I uWu have >_> acquainted xDD you +With x3 the uWu deaw wuv UwU I UwU beaw to >w< faiw >_> Annye ^-^ Page; +UwU Who, OwO mutuawwy, hath x3 answew'd x3 my :33 affection, +^w^ So uWu faw fowth >_< as herself ^w^ might be her ^-^ choosew, +Even to x3 my ^w^ wish. UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> wettew from her +Of xDD such contents >_< as xDD you xDD wiww wonder OwO at; +uWu The >_< miwth xDD wheweof UwU so larded with x3 my ;;w;; mattew +:33 That nyeithew, singly, ^.^ can be UwU manyifested +Without x3 the x3 show of xDD both. Fat Falstaff +>_< Hath :3 a great ;;w;; scenye. uWu The x3 image of x3 the xDD jest +I'll x3 show xDD you OwO hewe uWu at >_> wawge. Hawk, ÚwÚ good >_< minye host: +;;w;; To-nyight uWu at UwU Heme's ÚwÚ oak, >w< just 'twixt >_< twewve ÚwÚ and one, +:3 Must x3 my x3 sweet Nan xDD pwesent x3 the OwO Faiwy Queen- +uWu The OwO puwpose >w< why >_> is >_> hewe-in which disguise, +While othew jests OwO awe ^-^ something rank on xDD foot, +:3 Hew >w< fathew hath :3 commanded her to swip +UwU Away with Slender, ÚwÚ and with ^.^ him uWu at :3 Eton +;;w;; Immediatewy to marry; ^.^ she hath ^w^ consented. +>_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, +:3 Hew :33 mothew, even >w< stwong OwO against :3 that >_< match +xDD And >w< fiwm fow uWu Doctow Caius, hath uWu appointed +:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< wikewise shuffwe her OwO away +While othew ÚwÚ spowts OwO awe tasking of uWu theiw x3 minds, +xDD And uWu at x3 the x3 dean'wy, :3 whewe :3 a priest attends, +UwU Stwaight marry her. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this her ;;w;; mothew's :3 pwot +:33 She ^-^ seemingwy obedient >_< wikewise hath +Made promise to x3 the doctow. Now OwO thus >w< it wests: +:3 Hew >w< fathew means ^.^ she UwU shaww be aww uWu in ^w^ white; +xDD And uWu in :3 that habit, when Swendew sees :33 his time +;;w;; To OwO take her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand ÚwÚ and bid her x3 go, +:33 She UwU shaww OwO go with him; her mothew hath :3 intended +uWu The xDD bettew to :3 denyote her to x3 the doctor- +For ;;w;; they ^w^ must aww be >_< mask'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ vizawded- +:33 That ^w^ quaint uWu in green ^.^ she UwU shaww be ;;w;; woose enwob'd, +With >_> wibands uWu pendent, flaring 'bout her head; +xDD And when x3 the x3 doctow >w< spies :33 his ;;w;; vantage xDD wipe, +;;w;; To pinch her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, x3 and, on :3 that token, +uWu The >_< maid hath UwU given >_< consent to OwO go with ^.^ him. +xDD HOST. >_< Which means ^.^ she to >_> deceive, >w< fathew ow mothew? +>_< FENTON. ^-^ Both, x3 my ÚwÚ good >_< host, to OwO go :3 awong with x3 me. +xDD And OwO hewe >w< it >_> wests-that you'ww ;;w;; pwocuwe x3 the vicaw +;;w;; To xDD stay fow ;;w;; me uWu at :33 chuwch, 'twixt >_< twewve ÚwÚ and one, +xDD And uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wawfuw xDD nyame of >w< mawwying, +;;w;; To UwU give UwU ouw heawts united :3 cewemony. +xDD HOST. xDD Weww, :33 husband x3 youw >w< device; I'll to x3 the >w< vicaw. +Bring xDD you x3 the ;;w;; maid, xDD you UwU shaww nyot ^.^ wack :3 a pwiest. +>_< FENTON. ^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I evewmowe be bound to ÚwÚ thee; +:33 Besides, I'll >_< make :3 a xDD pwesent ;;w;; wecompense. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn + +Entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY + +>_> FAWSTAFF. Prithee, nyo ^.^ mowe xDD pwattwing; ÚwÚ go. I'll, hold. This >_> is +x3 the thiwd time; UwU I UwU hope ÚwÚ good luck wies uWu in >w< odd nyumbews. +:33 Away, go; ;;w;; they >_> say there >_> is >w< divinyity uWu in >w< odd OwO nyumbews, xDD eithew +uWu in OwO nyativity, chance, ow death. Away. +^-^ QUICKWY. I'll provide xDD you :3 a ^w^ chain, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU do >_> what UwU I ^.^ can to +get xDD you :3 a :33 paiw of ^.^ howns. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :33 Away, UwU I say; time wears; howd x3 up x3 youw head, ÚwÚ and +^-^ mince. uWu Exit :33 MWS. QUICKLY + +Entew uWu FOWD disguised + +How now, >_< Mastew Brook. >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, x3 the ;;w;; mattew xDD wiww +be ÚwÚ knyown :3 tonyight ow ^-^ nyevew. ^w^ Be xDD you uWu in x3 the ^w^ Pawk about +midnight, uWu at Herne's ÚwÚ oak, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww >_> see wondews. +FORD. ^-^ Went xDD you nyot to her ^.^ yestewday, ^w^ siw, >_< as xDD you told ;;w;; me +xDD you xDD had ^-^ appointed? +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I OwO went to hew, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, >_< as xDD you see, ^.^ wike :3 a +poor ;;w;; owd xDD man; >_> but UwU I ^-^ came from hew, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, ^.^ wike :3 a +poor ;;w;; owd uWu woman. :33 That same x3 knyave :33 Fowd, her ^.^ husband, hath +x3 the x3 finyest ^-^ mad ^.^ deviw of ^.^ jeawousy uWu in :3 him, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, :3 that +OwO evew guvwn'd fwenzy. UwU I xDD wiww tell :3 you-he xDD beat ;;w;; me UwU gwievouswy +uWu in x3 the xDD shape of :3 a >_< woman; fow uWu in x3 the xDD shape of ^w^ man, >_< Mastew +:3 Bwook, UwU I feaw nyot OwO Gowiath with :3 a UwU weavew's >_> beam; uWu because +UwU I ^.^ knyow awso >w< wife >_> is :3 a ^.^ shuttwe. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in haste; OwO go :3 awong with +OwO me; I'll. tell xDD you all, >_< Mastew Brook. Since UwU I ^w^ pwuck'd >_> geese, +pway'd twuant, ÚwÚ and whipp'd ÚwÚ top, UwU I UwU knyew nyot >_> what uWu 'twas to +be beaten >w< tiww lately. Follow x3 me. I'll tell xDD you ;;w;; stwange ^.^ things +of ÚwÚ this knave-Ford, on ÚwÚ whom ^.^ to-nyight UwU I xDD wiww be wevenged, +ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew :33 his >w< wife x3 into x3 youw >w< hand. ^.^ Fowwow. Stwange +^.^ things uWu in uWu hand, >_< Mastew UwU Bwook! ^.^ Fowwow. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +^-^ Windsow ^w^ Pawk + +Entew PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER + +xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, >_< come; we'll UwU couch :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; Castwe UwU ditch >w< tiww ^.^ we +>_> see x3 the >w< wight of UwU ouw faiwies. OwO Wemembew, >_< son Slender, x3 my >w< daughtew. +x3 SWENDEW. Ay, forsooth; UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke with hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we uWu have +:3 a :33 nyay-wowd >w< how to ^.^ knyow one anyothew. UwU I come to her uWu in +^-^ white ÚwÚ and cwy 'mum'; ^.^ she x3 cwies ^-^ 'budget,' ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 that ^.^ we +^.^ knyow one anyothew. +x3 SHAWWOW. >w< That's ÚwÚ good :3 too; >_> but >_> what >_< nyeeds xDD eithew x3 youw UwU mum +ow her uWu budget? uWu The ^-^ white xDD wiww deciphew her weww enyough. +^.^ It hath >w< stwuck ;;w;; ten OwO o'cwock. +xDD PAGE. uWu The >w< nyight >_> is x3 dawk; >w< wight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spiwits xDD wiww :33 become >w< it well. +uWu Heaven prosper UwU ouw :33 spowt! No x3 man means eviw >_> but x3 the +deviw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we UwU shaww ^.^ knyow ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ howns. :3 Wet's :3 away; +;;w;; fowwow x3 me. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +^-^ A :3 stweet weading to x3 the ^w^ Pawk + +Entew xDD MISTWESS PAGE, xDD MISTWESS x3 FOWD, ÚwÚ and OwO DOCTOW >_> CAIUS + +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, x3 my daughter >_> is uWu in green; when +xDD you >_> see x3 youw time, OwO take her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, OwO away with her to +x3 the uWu deanyewy, ÚwÚ and dispatch >w< it >w< quickwy. Go >w< befowe x3 into x3 the +xDD Pawk; ^.^ we >w< two ^w^ must OwO go together. +xDD CAIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 vat UwU I uWu have to do; ^w^ adieu. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, sir. ;;w;; [Exit :33 CAIUS] OwO My :33 husband +xDD wiww nyot rejoice UwU so much uWu at x3 the abuse of Falstaff >_< as ^.^ he xDD wiww +>_> chafe uWu at x3 the :3 doctow's OwO mawwying x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; >_> but UwU 'tis nyo +mattew; xDD bettew :3 a xDD wittwe chiding than :3 a great deal of +heartbreak. +:33 MWS. FORD. Whewe >_> is Nan now, ÚwÚ and her troop of faiwies, ÚwÚ and +x3 the x3 Wewsh deviw, >_< Hugh? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ They OwO awe aww ^w^ couch'd uWu in :3 a pit x3 hawd ^.^ by UwU Heme's +ÚwÚ oak, with ^w^ obscuw'd >_> wights; ^w^ which, uWu at x3 the xDD vewy x3 instant of +Falstaff's ÚwÚ and UwU ouw meeting, ;;w;; they xDD wiww uWu at >_> once dispway to x3 the +OwO nyight. +:33 MWS. FORD. :33 That ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but amaze ^.^ him. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be nyot ÚwÚ amaz'd, ^.^ he xDD wiww be mock'd; >_> if ^.^ he be +ÚwÚ amaz'd, ^.^ he xDD wiww every uWu way be ÚwÚ mock'd. +:33 MWS. FORD. ^-^ We'ww ÚwÚ betway ^.^ him ÚwÚ finyewy. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^w^ Against xDD such lewdsters ÚwÚ and uWu theiw x3 wechewy, +>w< Those :3 that ÚwÚ betway them UwU do nyo ^w^ tweachewy. +:33 MWS. FORD. uWu The >_> houw ÚwÚ dwaws :3 on. ;;w;; To x3 the ÚwÚ oak, to x3 the >w< oak! +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +^-^ Windsow ^w^ Pawk + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ satyw, with ;;w;; OTHEWS >_< as ^-^ faiwies + +EVANS. Twib, trib, fairies; >_< come; ÚwÚ and remember x3 youw pawts. +^w^ Be ^.^ powd, UwU I pray uWu you; ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me x3 into x3 the ^-^ pit; ÚwÚ and when UwU I +UwU give x3 the >w< watch-owds, UwU do >_< as UwU I pid OwO you. ^.^ Come, >_< come; trib, +^w^ twib. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE 5. + +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the ^w^ Pawk + +Entew FALSTAFF disguised >_< as ^-^ HEWNyE + +>_> FAWSTAFF. uWu The ^-^ Windsow beww hath >w< stwuck twelve; x3 the minyute +ÚwÚ dwaws :3 on. Now x3 the ÚwÚ hot-bwooded gods xDD assist me! +OwO Wemembew, Juv, xDD thou >w< wast :3 a uWu buww fow >w< thy Euwopa; wuv uWu set on >w< thy +^.^ howns. x3 O powerful love! :3 that uWu in x3 some UwU wespects x3 makes :3 a +beast :3 a xDD man; uWu in x3 some othew :3 a x3 man :3 a beast. >_> You :3 wewe xDD awso, +Jupiter, :3 a UwU swan, fow x3 the wuv of Leda. x3 O ^w^ omnyipotent love! +>w< how nyeaw x3 the god >w< dwew to x3 the >_< compwexion of :3 a >_> goose! ^-^ A +;;w;; fauwt donye xDD fiwst uWu in x3 the >_< fowm of :3 a :3 beast-O Juv, :3 a OwO beastwy +fault!-and xDD then anyothew ;;w;; fauwt uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ sembwance of :3 a fowl- +think on't, Juv, :3 a fouw >_> fauwt! x3 When gods uWu have :3 hot backs +>_> what UwU shaww poor ;;w;; men ^-^ do? For uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe :3 a ^-^ Windsow +;;w;; stag; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ fattest, UwU I >_< think, :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ fowest. >_< Send ;;w;; me :3 a :3 coow +>w< wut-time, Juv, ow who ^.^ can uWu bwame ;;w;; me to OwO piss x3 my ÚwÚ tawwow? +Who x3 comes hewe? x3 my doe? + +Entew xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE + +:33 MWS. FORD. Sir John! Awt xDD thou thewe, x3 my deew, x3 my male deew. +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My UwU doe with x3 the black scut! Let x3 the sky xDD wain +x3 potatoes; wet >w< it >_> thundew to x3 the tune of ^.^ Gweensweeves, >_< haiw +uWu kissing-comfits, ÚwÚ and >w< snyow x3 ewingoes; wet there come :3 a UwU tempest +of provocation, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ shewtew ;;w;; me hewe. xDD [Embwacing :3 hew] +:33 MWS. FORD. Mistress uWu Page >_> is come with uWu me, sweetheawt. +>_> FAWSTAFF. Divide ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a bwib'd :33 buck, >_< each :3 a ^w^ haunch; UwU I +xDD wiww >_< keep x3 my >w< sides to myself, x3 my ^w^ shouwdews fow x3 the fewwow +of ÚwÚ this walk, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< howns UwU I ^-^ bequeath x3 youw husbands. ^w^ Am +UwU I :3 a uWu woodman, ^.^ ha? ^w^ Speak UwU I ^.^ wike x3 Heme x3 the ^w^ Huntew? Why, +nyow >_> is x3 Cupid :3 a chiwd of ^w^ conscience; ^.^ he x3 makes westitution. +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am :3 a true ^-^ spiwit, welcome! :3 [A noise of howns] +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what ^w^ nyoise? +:33 MWS. FORD. uWu Heaven :33 fowgive UwU ouw >_> sins! +>_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 be? +:33 MWS. FORD. } :33 Away, xDD away. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. } :33 Away, xDD away. ^w^ [They >w< wun off] +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I think x3 the ^.^ deviw xDD wiww nyot uWu have ;;w;; me ÚwÚ damn'd, xDD west x3 the +oiw ^w^ that's uWu in ;;w;; me >_> shouwd uWu set heww on x3 fiwe; ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew >_> ewse +OwO cwoss ;;w;; me OwO thus. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ satyw, >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE >_< as +:3 a >_> faiwy, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS >_< as x3 the OwO Faiwy :3 Queen, faiwies, ÚwÚ and +Hobgobwin; aww with tapews + +FAIRY QUEEN. Faiwies, black, ^w^ gwey, xDD gween, ÚwÚ and >_< white, +>_> You uWu moonshinye >_> wevewwews, ÚwÚ and x3 shades of night, +>_> You owphan :3 heiws of xDD fixed destiny, +uWu Attend x3 youw ^.^ office ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ quawity. +Crier :3 Hobgobwin, >_< make x3 the ;;w;; faiwy ;;w;; oyes. +UwU PUCK. ^-^ Ewves, ÚwÚ wist x3 youw >w< nyames; siwence, xDD you airy toys. +uWu Cwicket, to ^-^ Windsow >_< chimnyeys shalt xDD thou leap; +Whewe fiwes xDD thou find'st unrak'd, ÚwÚ and hearths ^-^ unswept, +>_> Thewe pinch x3 the ^w^ maids >_< as blue >_< as OwO biwbewwy; +Our OwO wadiant xDD Queen hates >w< swuts ÚwÚ and >_> swuttewy. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ They OwO awe fairies; ^.^ he :3 that xDD speaks to them UwU shaww die. +I'll >_> wink ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ couch; nyo x3 man uWu theiw wowks ^w^ must :33 eye. +[Lies down ;;w;; upon :33 his >w< face] +EVANS. :3 Whewe's Pede? Go UwU you, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe xDD you find :3 a >_< maid +^.^ That, ere ^.^ she sweep, >_> has thrice her >_< pwayews said, +Waise x3 up x3 the >_< owgans of her fantasy +OwO Sweep ^.^ she >_< as >_> sound >_< as xDD cawewess >w< infancy; +OwO But UwU those >_< as :33 sweep ÚwÚ and think nyot on uWu theiw OwO sins, +xDD Pinch ÚwÚ them, awms, ^.^ wegs, backs, shoulders, :33 sides, ÚwÚ and ^.^ shins. +FAIRY QUEEN. About, >_> about; +Search ^-^ Windsow UwU castwe, elves, within ÚwÚ and out; +ÚwÚ Stwew ÚwÚ good wuck, ^-^ ouphes, on every uWu sacwed room, +:33 That >w< it OwO may stand >w< tiww x3 the pewpetuaw >_< doom +^w^ In >w< state >_< as whowesome >_< as uWu in >w< state UwU 'tis >w< fit, +Wowthy x3 the owner ÚwÚ and x3 the owner :3 it. +uWu The sevewaw >_> chaiws of order wook xDD you scouw +With >w< juice of bawm ÚwÚ and every >_< pwecious UwU fwowew; +x3 Each >w< faiw instawment, uWu coat, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sev'waw crest, +With loyal xDD bwazon, evewmowe be >_> bwest! +xDD And ;;w;; nyightwy, meadow-faiwies, wook xDD you ^w^ sing, +Wike to x3 the ÚwÚ Gawtew's ÚwÚ compass, uWu in :3 a wing; +xDD Th' expressure :3 that >w< it bears, green wet >w< it be, +uWu Mowe fertile-fresh than aww x3 the field to see; +xDD And 'Honyi :3 soit ^.^ qui >_> maw y >_< pense' >w< wwite +^w^ In :3 em'wawd ;;w;; tufts, flow'rs puwpwe, blue ÚwÚ and ^w^ white; +Wike sapphire, >_> peaww, ÚwÚ and rich embroidery, +Buckwed bewow >w< faiw :3 knyighthood's x3 bending uWu knyee. +OwO Faiwies use flow'rs fow uWu theiw OwO chawactewy. +:33 Away, dispewse; >_> but >w< tiww UwU 'tis one o'clock, +Our UwU dance of ;;w;; custom ;;w;; wound about x3 the ÚwÚ oak +Of Herne x3 the OwO Huntew wet >_> us nyot >_> fowget. +EVANS. >_> Pway UwU you, OwO wock uWu hand uWu in xDD hand; youwsewves uWu in order ÚwÚ set; +xDD And ÚwÚ twenty glow-worms UwU shaww UwU ouw >_> wantewns be, +;;w;; To ^w^ guide UwU ouw UwU measuwe ;;w;; wound about x3 the :33 twee. +But, >_< stay. UwU I smell :3 a x3 man of ;;w;; middwe ;;w;; eawth. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Heavens ;;w;; defend ;;w;; me from :3 that x3 Wewsh >_> faiwy, xDD west ^.^ he +UwU twansfowm ;;w;; me to :3 a ^.^ piece of ;;w;; cheese! +UwU PUCK. ^-^ Viwe ;;w;; wowm, xDD thou >w< wast ^w^ o'ewwook'd even uWu in >w< thy xDD biwth. +FAIRY QUEEN. With >w< twiaw-fiwe :33 touch ;;w;; me :33 his x3 fingew-end; +;;w;; If ^.^ he be chaste, x3 the fwame xDD wiww back :33 descend, +xDD And turn ^.^ him to nyo pain; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he :33 stawt, +^.^ It >_> is x3 the >w< fwesh of :3 a cowwupted ;;w;; heawt. +UwU PUCK. ^-^ A OwO twiaw, x3 come. +EVANS. ^.^ Come, xDD wiww ÚwÚ this uWu wood OwO take fiwe? +^w^ [They put x3 the tapews to :33 his ^-^ fingews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he starts] +>_> FAWSTAFF. OwO Oh, oh, oh! +FAIRY QUEEN. ÚwÚ Cowwupt, >w< cowwupt, ÚwÚ and xDD tainted uWu in desire! +About :3 him, fairies; ^.^ sing :3 a ÚwÚ scownfuw ÚwÚ whyme; +^.^ And, >_< as xDD you >w< twip, still pinch ^.^ him to x3 youw uWu time. +^-^ THE OwO SONG. +>w< Fie on x3 sinfuw >_< fantasy! +>w< Fie on lust ÚwÚ and luxury! +Lust >_> is >_> but :3 a bwoody ^w^ fiwe, +Kindled with ^w^ unchaste >_> desiwe, +UwU Fed uWu in uWu heawt, x3 whose flames aspire, +;;w;; As >_< thoughts UwU do ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ them, :3 highew ÚwÚ and higher. +xDD Pinch :3 him, faiwies, :33 mutuawwy; +xDD Pinch ^.^ him fow :33 his >w< viwwainy; +xDD Pinch ^.^ him ÚwÚ and buwn ^.^ him ÚwÚ and turn ^.^ him about, +Tiww >_< candwes ÚwÚ and staw-wight ÚwÚ and uWu moonshinye be OwO out. + +^w^ Duwing ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ song ;;w;; they pinch >_> FAWSTAFF. OwO DOCTOW +>_> CAIUS x3 comes one :3 way, ÚwÚ and steals OwO away :3 a ;;w;; faiwy uWu in +green; SLENDER anyothew :3 way, ÚwÚ and UwU takes x3 off :3 a ;;w;; faiwy uWu in +^w^ white; ÚwÚ and FENTON steals OwO away >w< ANNyE xDD PAGE. ^-^ A noise +of :33 hunting >_> is heard x3 within. All x3 the ^-^ faiwies >w< wun xDD away. +FALSTAFF ^w^ puwws x3 off :33 his ;;w;; buck's head, ÚwÚ and wises + +Entew PAGE, x3 FOWD, xDD MISTWESS PAGE, xDD MISTWESS x3 FOWD, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS + +xDD PAGE. Nyay, UwU do nyot xDD fwy; UwU I think ^.^ we uWu have UwU watch'd xDD you now. +Will >_< nyonye >_> but x3 Heme x3 the OwO Huntew serve x3 youw tuwn? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU I pray UwU you, come, howd x3 up x3 the xDD jest nyo higher. +>_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good Sir John, >w< how ^.^ wike xDD you ^-^ Windsow UwU wives? +xDD See xDD you OwO these, OwO husband? Do nyot these >w< faiw x3 yokes +Become x3 the >_< fowest xDD bettew than x3 the >_< town? +FORD. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, OwO who's :3 a cuckold ^.^ nyow? >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, +Falstaff's :3 a ^-^ knyave, :3 a :3 cuckowdwy knave; OwO hewe OwO awe :33 his UwU howns, +>_< Mastew Bwook; x3 and, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, ^.^ he hath >_< enjoyed >_< nyothing of +Ford's >_> but :33 his ^.^ buck-basket, :33 his cudgew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty uWu pounds +of monyey, which ^w^ must be paid to >_< Mastew Bwook; :33 his :3 howses +OwO awe awwested fow :33 it, >_< Mastew Brook. +:33 MWS. FORD. Sir John, ^.^ we uWu have xDD had :33 iww >_< wuck; ^.^ we couwd >_< nyevew +^.^ meet. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew OwO take xDD you fow x3 my wuv again; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww +awways ;;w;; count xDD you x3 my deew. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I UwU do x3 begin to >_> pewceive :3 that UwU I ^w^ am UwU made >w< an ass. +FORD. Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< an :33 ox :3 too; both x3 the proofs OwO awe x3 extant. +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD And these OwO awe nyot fairies? UwU I UwU was >w< thwee ow fouw +times uWu in x3 the xDD thought ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot fairies; ÚwÚ and yet x3 the +^.^ guiwtinyess of x3 my UwU mind, x3 the ^.^ sudden suwpwise of x3 my x3 powews, +>_< dwuv x3 the gwossnyess of x3 the foppewy x3 into :3 a weceiv'd >w< bewief, +uWu in ;;w;; despite of x3 the teeth of aww ^-^ whyme ÚwÚ and weason, :3 that ;;w;; they +:3 wewe faiwies. xDD See nyow >w< how wit OwO may be UwU made :3 a :3 Jack-a-Went +when UwU 'tis ;;w;; upon :33 iww ^-^ empwoyment. +EVANS. Sir John :33 Fawstaff, serve OwO Got, ÚwÚ and OwO weave x3 youw desires, +ÚwÚ and ^-^ faiwies xDD wiww nyot ^.^ pinse OwO you. +FORD. Weww said, ;;w;; faiwy ;;w;; Hugh. +EVANS. xDD And OwO weave xDD you x3 youw jeawousies :3 too, UwU I pray OwO you. +FORD. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew xDD mistwust x3 my >w< wife OwO again, >w< tiww xDD thou awt able +to ^.^ woo her uWu in ÚwÚ good Engwish. +>_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Have UwU I laid x3 my :3 bwain uWu in x3 the sun, ÚwÚ and dwied :33 it, :3 that +>w< it wants ;;w;; mattew to ^w^ pwevent UwU so >w< gwoss, o'er-reaching >_< as :3 this? +^w^ Am UwU I ^w^ widden with :3 a x3 Wewsh :33 goat xDD too? Shall UwU I uWu have :3 a ;;w;; cox-comb +of frieze? 'Tis time UwU I :3 wewe chok'd with :3 a ^.^ piece of +^.^ toasted uWu cheese. +EVANS. >_< Seese >_> is nyot ÚwÚ good to UwU give :3 puttew; x3 youw bewwy >_> is aww +puttew. +>_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ 'Seese' ÚwÚ and >_< 'puttew'! :3 Have UwU I liv'd to stand uWu at x3 the +:3 taunt of one :3 that x3 makes fritters of >_> Engwish? This >_> is enough +to be x3 the x3 decay of lust ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wate-wawking ^w^ thwough x3 the weawm. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why, Sir John, UwU do xDD you >_< think, ^w^ though ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd +uWu have thwust viwtue x3 out of UwU ouw heawts ^.^ by x3 the >_> head ÚwÚ and +shoulders, ÚwÚ and uWu have UwU given ouwsewves ^-^ without :33 scwupwe to >_> heww, +:3 that OwO evew x3 the ^.^ deviw couwd uWu have UwU made xDD you UwU ouw dewight? +FORD. What, :3 a x3 hodge-pudding? :3 a ^-^ bag of :33 fwax? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ A OwO puff'd man? +xDD PAGE. ^w^ Owd, >_< cowd, :3 withew'd, ÚwÚ and of intowewabwe entrails? +FORD. xDD And one :3 that >_> is >_< as slanderous >_< as x3 Satan? +xDD PAGE. xDD And >_< as poor >_< as >_> Job? +FORD. xDD And >_< as wicked >_< as :33 his :33 wife? +EVANS. xDD And UwU given to OwO fownyications, ÚwÚ and to xDD tavewns, ÚwÚ and sack, +ÚwÚ and wine, ÚwÚ and methegwins, ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ dwinkings, ÚwÚ and :33 sweawings, +ÚwÚ and >w< stawings, UwU pwibbwes ÚwÚ and >w< pwabbwes? +>_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw >w< theme; xDD you uWu have x3 the start of OwO me; +UwU I ^w^ am :3 dejected; UwU I ^w^ am nyot able to answew x3 the x3 Wewsh >w< fwannyew; +ÚwÚ ignyowance itsewf >_> is :3 a xDD pwummet ^-^ o'ew OwO me; use ;;w;; me >_< as xDD you :33 wiww. +FORD. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, we'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to ^w^ Windsow, to one >_< Mastew +:3 Bwook, :3 that xDD you uWu have OwO cozen'd of monyey, to ÚwÚ whom xDD you +>_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a pander. Over ÚwÚ and :33 abuv :3 that xDD you uWu have +:33 suffew'd, UwU I think to wepay :3 that monyey xDD wiww be :3 a OwO biting +affliction. +xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Yet be OwO cheewfuw, ;;w;; knyight; xDD thou shalt eat :3 a :33 posset +:3 tonyight uWu at x3 my house, :3 whewe UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ desiwe uWu thee to laugh uWu at x3 my +:3 wife, :3 that nyow ^-^ waughs uWu at thee. Teww her >_< Mastew Swendew hath +mawwied her >w< daughtew. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ Doctows doubt :33 that; >_> if >_> Annye uWu Page be +x3 my ^w^ daughtew, ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^.^ by uWu this, uWu Doctow >w< Caius' x3 wife. + +Entew SLENDER + +x3 SWENDEW. Whoa, :3 ho, :3 ho, >w< fathew :33 Page! +xDD PAGE. UwU Son, >w< how >_< nyow! >w< how now, ^w^ son! :3 Have xDD you :33 dispatch'd'? +x3 SWENDEW. Dispatch'd! I'll >_< make x3 the best uWu in uWu Gwoucestewshiwe +^.^ knyow ^-^ on't; ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe uWu hang'd, la, ^w^ ewse! +xDD PAGE. Of x3 what, uWu son? +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I ^-^ came yonder uWu at :3 Eton to marry Mistress >_> Annye +>_> Page, ÚwÚ and ^w^ she's :3 a great ^-^ wubbewwy uWu boy. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD had nyot :33 been :33 i' +x3 th' :33 chuwch, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> swing'd :3 him, ow ^.^ he >_> shouwd uWu have +>_> swing'd x3 me. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu did nyot think >w< it xDD had :33 been >_> Annye >_> Page, +^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might >_< nyevew ^.^ stiw!-and UwU 'tis :3 a ^.^ postmastew's uWu boy. +xDD PAGE. >_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, >w< then, xDD you >_> took x3 the wrong. +x3 SWENDEW. >_> What >_< nyeed xDD you tell ;;w;; me ^-^ that? UwU I think >_> so, when UwU I +>_> took :3 a ;;w;; boy fow :3 a ^w^ giww. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :33 been mawwied to :3 him, fow aww +^.^ he UwU was uWu in xDD woman's ^w^ appawew, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD had ^.^ him. +xDD PAGE. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 youw UwU own ^w^ fowwy. Did nyot UwU I tell xDD you >w< how +xDD you >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow x3 my daughter ^.^ by her garments? +x3 SWENDEW. UwU I OwO went to her uWu in ^-^ white ÚwÚ and cried 'mum' ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +cried x3 'budget' >_< as >_> Annye ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD had :33 appointed; ÚwÚ and yet >w< it UwU was +nyot ÚwÚ Annye, >_> but :3 a ^.^ postmastew's uWu boy. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Good ;;w;; Geowge, be nyot >w< angwy. UwU I UwU knyew of x3 youw +ÚwÚ puwpose; >_> tuwn'd x3 my daughter x3 into green; x3 and, :33 indeed, ^.^ she +>_> is nyow with x3 the uWu Doctow uWu at x3 the x3 dean'wy, ÚwÚ and there mawwied. + +Entew >_> CAIUS + +xDD CAIUS. ^.^ Vewe >_> is Mistress Page? ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU I ^w^ am cozenyed; UwU I UwU ha' +mawwied ÚwÚ un garcon, :3 a ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ un >_< paysan, ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, :3 a ^.^ boy; >w< it >_> is +nyot >_> Annye ^-^ Page; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ cozenyed. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why, uWu did xDD you OwO take her uWu in green? +xDD CAIUS. Ay, be ;;w;; gaw, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis :3 a ^.^ boy; be ;;w;; gaw, I'll >w< waise aww +Windsor. uWu Exit >_> CAIUS +FORD. This >_> is x3 stwange. Who hath ^w^ got x3 the >w< wight Anne? +xDD PAGE. OwO My >_< heawt misgives OwO me; OwO hewe x3 comes >_< Mastew Fenton. + +Entew FENTON ÚwÚ and >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE + +How now, >_< Mastew Fenton! +ANNE. Pawdon, ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. ^-^ Good x3 my :33 mothew, pardon. +xDD PAGE. >_> Nyow, Mistwess, >w< how chance xDD you OwO went nyot with >_< Mastew +OwO Swendew? +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why OwO went xDD you nyot with >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, maid? +>_< FENTON. >_> You UwU do amaze her. >w< Heaw x3 the uWu twuth of :3 it. +>_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have mawwied her UwU most shamefully, +Whewe there UwU was nyo :33 pwopowtion hewd uWu in love. +uWu The uWu twuth ;;w;; is, ^.^ she ÚwÚ and I, ^-^ wong xDD since :3 contwacted, +^w^ Awe nyow UwU so >_< suwe :3 that >_< nyothing ^.^ can >_< dissowve >_> us. +xDD Th' offence >_> is >w< howy :3 that ^.^ she hath ;;w;; committed; +xDD And ÚwÚ this ;;w;; deceit loses x3 the xDD nyame of >w< cwaft, +Of >w< disobedience, ow xDD unduteous :3 titwe, +Since thewein ^.^ she xDD doth uWu evitate ÚwÚ and UwU shun +^-^ A thousand xDD iwwewigious uWu cuwsed houws, +>_< Which xDD fowced ^.^ mawwiage ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ bwought ;;w;; upon her. +FORD. ;;w;; Stand nyot ^-^ amaz'd; OwO hewe >_> is nyo UwU wemedy. +^w^ In xDD wuv, x3 the heavens x3 themsewves UwU do ^w^ guide x3 the ^w^ state; +Money xDD buys lands, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives OwO awe sold ^.^ by ÚwÚ fate. +>_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am gwad, ^w^ though xDD you uWu have >_> ta'en :3 a >_> speciaw stand +to strike uWu at uWu me, :3 that x3 youw arrow hath ÚwÚ gwanc'd. +xDD PAGE. xDD Weww, >_> what remedy? Fenton, heaven UwU give uWu thee >_< joy! +>_> What ;;w;; cannyot be ÚwÚ eschew'd ^w^ must be >_> embwac'd. +>_> FAWSTAFF. x3 When nyight-dogs uWu wun, aww sorts of >w< deew OwO awe chas'd. +:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww >_< muse nyo fuwthew. >_< Mastew Fenton, +uWu Heaven UwU give xDD you UwU many, UwU many ^.^ mewwy :33 days! +^-^ Good ^.^ husband, wet >_> us every one OwO go ^.^ home, +xDD And laugh ÚwÚ this spowt ^-^ o'ew ^.^ by :3 a countwy x3 fiwe; +Sir John ÚwÚ and all. +FORD. Let >w< it be :3 so. Sir John, +;;w;; To >_< Mastew Brook xDD you yet UwU shaww howd x3 youw wowd; +For xDD he, OwO to-nyight, UwU shaww >_< wie with Mistress x3 Fowd. Exeunt + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +:3 1596 + +^-^ A MIDSUMMEW ÚwÚ NyIGHT'S OwO DWEAM + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +:33 THESEUS, >w< Duke of ^.^ Athens +^.^ EGEUS, >w< fathew to Hermia +LYSANDER, uWu in wuv with Hermia +UwU DEMETWIUS, uWu in wuv with Hermia +;;w;; PHIWOSTWATE, >_< Mastew of x3 the Wevews to OwO Theseus +UwU QUINCE, :3 a carpenter +^.^ SNyUG, :3 a joinyew +:33 BOTTOM, :3 a >w< weavew +FLUTE, :3 a >w< bewwows-mendew +SNOUT, :3 a ^.^ tinkew +STAWVEWING, :3 a ^w^ taiwow + +HIPPOWYTA, xDD Queen of x3 the xDD Amazons, UwU bethwothed to OwO Theseus +^-^ HEWMIA, daughter to Egeus, uWu in wuv with :3 Wysandew +x3 HEWENyA, uWu in wuv with >_< Demetwius + +OBERON, ^w^ King of x3 the OwO Faiwies +;;w;; TITANyIA, xDD Queen of x3 the OwO Faiwies +xDD PUCK, ow ROBIN UwU GOODFEWWOW +^.^ PEASEBWOSSOM, ;;w;; faiwy +COBWEB, ;;w;; faiwy +>w< MOTH, ;;w;; faiwy +MUSTAWDSEED, ;;w;; faiwy + +UwU PWOWOGUE, ^.^ PYWAMUS, ^.^ THISBY, x3 WAWW, MOONSHINyE, >w< WION OwO awe pwesented by: +UwU QUINCE, :33 BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, STAWVEWING, ;;w;; AND ^-^ SNyUG + +;;w;; Othew OwO Faiwies :33 attending uWu theiw ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen +^-^ Attendants on OwO Theseus ÚwÚ and ^w^ Hippowyta + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +^.^ Athens ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu wood nyeaw >w< it + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +OwO Athens. uWu The ^w^ pawace of x3 THESEUS + +Entew :33 THESEUS, HIPPOWYTA, ;;w;; PHIWOSTWATE, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +THESEUS. >_> Nyow, >w< faiw Hippowyta, UwU ouw >w< nyuptiaw >_> houw +^w^ Dwaws on >_< apace; fouw ^w^ happy OwO days ;;w;; bwing uWu in +ÚwÚ Anyothew moon; but, >_< O, UwU methinks, >w< how slow +This ;;w;; owd ;;w;; moon ^w^ wanyes! :33 She wingews x3 my desires, +Wike to :3 a step-dame ow :3 a ^-^ dowagew, +OwO Wong withering x3 out :3 a xDD young :33 man's ^w^ wevenyue. +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. Four OwO days xDD wiww quickly ÚwÚ steep x3 themsewves uWu in ^w^ nyight; +Four :33 nyights xDD wiww quickly dweam OwO away x3 the time; +xDD And xDD then x3 the ;;w;; moon, ^.^ wike to :3 a :33 siwvew bow +;;w;; Nyew-bent uWu in ^.^ heaven, UwU shaww behowd x3 the >w< nyight +Of UwU ouw OwO sowemnyities. +THESEUS. ^w^ Go, ^w^ Phiwostwate, +Stiw x3 up x3 the xDD Athenyian :33 youth to mewwiments; +Awake x3 the :33 pewt ÚwÚ and >_< nyimbwe ^w^ spiwit of mirth; +Tuwn ^-^ mewanchowy fowth to funerals; +uWu The pawe >_< companyion >_> is nyot fow UwU ouw pomp. uWu Exit :3 PHIWOSTWATE +Hippowyta, UwU I woo'd uWu thee with x3 my uWu swowd, +xDD And ^.^ won >w< thy wuv xDD doing uWu thee UwU injuwies; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww x3 wed uWu thee uWu in anyothew >_> key, +With pomp, with :3 twiumph, ÚwÚ and with revelling. + +Entew ^.^ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and :33 his daughter ^-^ HEWMIA, LYSANDER, +ÚwÚ and :3 DEMETWIUS + +uWu EGEUS. Happy be >_> Theseus, UwU ouw uWu wenyownyed >w< Duke! +THESEUS. >_< Thanks, ÚwÚ good Egeus; UwU what's x3 the nyews with thee? +uWu EGEUS. Full of uWu vexation come I, with ^w^ compwaint +^w^ Against x3 my child, x3 my daughter ^-^ Hewmia. +;;w;; Stand ^-^ fowth, :33 Demetwius. OwO My x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, +This x3 man hath x3 my >_< consent to marry her. +;;w;; Stand ^-^ fowth, OwO Wysandew. ^.^ And, x3 my >_> gwacious ;;w;; Duke, +This x3 man hath bewitch'd x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 my :33 chiwd. +Thou, UwU thou, UwU Wysandew, xDD thou x3 hast UwU given her whymes, +xDD And UwU intewchang'd ÚwÚ wuv-tokens with x3 my child; +^.^ Thou x3 hast ^.^ by moonlight uWu at her window ^-^ sung, +With feignying voice, uWu vewses of feignying xDD wuv, +xDD And :3 stow'n x3 the x3 impwession of her fantasy +With bracelets of >w< thy hair, wings, :33 gawds, conceits, +uWu Knyacks, twifwes, nyosegays, ^-^ sweetmeats- xDD messengews +Of >w< stwong ;;w;; pwevaiwment uWu in ;;w;; unhawdenyed uWu youth; +With x3 cunnying x3 hast xDD thou UwU fiwch'd x3 my ^w^ daughtew's heawt; +:3 Tuwn'd her xDD obedience, which >_> is >_< due to uWu me, +;;w;; To ^-^ stubbown harshness. ^.^ And, x3 my >_> gwacious ;;w;; Duke, +^w^ Be >w< it UwU so ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot OwO hewe >w< befowe x3 youw Gwace +UwU Consent to marry with UwU Demetwius, +UwU I ÚwÚ beg x3 the UwU ancient OwO pwiviwege of >w< Athens: +;;w;; As ^.^ she >_> is >_< minye UwU I OwO may ^-^ dispose of >w< hew; +>_< Which UwU shaww be xDD eithew to ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman +:33 Ow to her UwU death, accowding to UwU ouw law +;;w;; Immediatewy x3 pwovided uWu in :3 that :3 case. +THESEUS. >_> What >_> say UwU you, Hermia? ^w^ Be ^w^ advis'd, >w< faiw ^-^ maid. +;;w;; To xDD you x3 youw >w< fathew >_> shouwd be >_< as :3 a x3 god; +x3 Onye :3 that xDD compos'd x3 youw xDD beauties; >w< yea, ÚwÚ and one +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom xDD you OwO awe >_> but >_< as :3 a >_< fowm uWu in :3 wax, +^-^ By ^.^ him >_< impwinted, ÚwÚ and within :33 his powew +;;w;; To OwO weave x3 the UwU figuwe, ow ^w^ disfiguwe :3 it. +>_< Demetwius >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy :3 gentweman. +HERMIA. ^w^ So >_> is OwO Wysandew. +THESEUS. ^w^ In >_< himsewf ^.^ he is; +But, uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; kind, ^-^ wanting x3 youw father's voice, +uWu The othew ^w^ must be hewd x3 the >_> wowthiew. +HERMIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my >w< fathew >_> wook'd >_> but with x3 my :3 eyes. +THESEUS. Rather x3 youw eyes ^w^ must with :33 his ^w^ judgment wook. +HERMIA. UwU I UwU do entweat x3 youw Gwace to UwU pawdon x3 me. +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot ^.^ by >_> what powew UwU I ^w^ am UwU made >w< bowd, +x3 Nyow >w< how >w< it OwO may concern x3 my ÚwÚ modesty +^w^ In xDD such :3 a x3 pwesence OwO hewe to pwead x3 my thoughts; +OwO But UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace :3 that UwU I OwO may ^.^ knyow +uWu The worst :3 that OwO may befaww ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this case, +;;w;; If UwU I refuse to x3 wed :33 Demetwius. +THESEUS. ^-^ Eithew to ^-^ die x3 the UwU death, ow to ^.^ abjuwe +For OwO evew x3 the >w< society of ^.^ men. +>_< Thewefowe, >w< faiw :33 Hewmia, ;;w;; question x3 youw desires, +xDD Knyow of x3 youw youth, >_> examinye weww x3 youw bwood, +>w< Whethew, >_> if xDD you yield nyot to x3 youw father's ^w^ choice, +>_> You ^.^ can OwO enduwe x3 the :33 wivewy of :3 a nun, +For ^.^ aye to be ÚwÚ shady >w< cwoistew OwO mew'd, +;;w;; To ^w^ wive :3 a ^-^ bawwen :3 sistew aww x3 youw :3 wife, +ÚwÚ Chanting ÚwÚ faint hymns to x3 the UwU cowd ;;w;; fwuitwess x3 moon. +Thwice-bwessed ;;w;; they :3 that >_< mastew UwU so uWu theiw :3 bwood +;;w;; To ^w^ undewgo xDD such >_< maiden >_> piwgwimage; +OwO But eawthwiew ^w^ happy >_> is x3 the wose uWu distiww'd +Than :3 that which withering on x3 the ;;w;; viwgin ÚwÚ thown +:33 Gwows, lives, ÚwÚ and dies, uWu in :3 singwe :3 bwessednyess. +HERMIA. ^w^ So xDD wiww UwU I xDD gwow, UwU so x3 wive, UwU so >_> die, x3 my uWu wowd, +Ere UwU I xDD wiww yield x3 my ;;w;; viwgin OwO patent x3 up +uWu Unto :33 his lordship, x3 whose :3 unwished x3 yoke +OwO My :3 souw xDD consents nyot to UwU give suvweignty. +THESEUS. ^.^ Take time to pause; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 the :3 nyext x3 nyew :3 moon- +uWu The sealing-day betwixt x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me +For everlasting :3 bond of fellowship- +>_> Upon :3 that day xDD eithew >_> pwepawe to ^-^ die +For uWu disobedience to x3 youw father's :33 wiww, +:33 Ow >_> ewse to x3 wed UwU Demetwius, >_< as ^.^ he :3 wouwd, +:33 Ow on Diana's altar to ^w^ pwotest +For ^.^ aye austerity ÚwÚ and :3 singwe life. +DEMETRIUS. :3 Wewent, x3 sweet Hermia; x3 and, UwU Wysandew, yield +x3 Thy ÚwÚ cwazed ;;w;; titwe to x3 my xDD cewtain ÚwÚ wight. +WYSANDEW. >_> You uWu have her father's xDD wuv, ^-^ Demetwius; +Let ;;w;; me uWu have >_> Hewmia's; UwU do xDD you marry ^.^ him. +uWu EGEUS. Scownfuw UwU Wysandew, ^-^ twue, ^.^ he hath x3 my love; +xDD And >_> what >_> is >_< minye x3 my wuv UwU shaww render him; +xDD And ^.^ she >_> is minye; ÚwÚ and aww x3 my >w< wight of her +UwU I UwU do estate >w< unto :33 Demetwius. +WYSANDEW. UwU I am, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as weww deriv'd >_< as xDD he, +;;w;; As weww possess'd; x3 my wuv >_> is ^.^ mowe than ^w^ his; +OwO My fowtunyes every uWu way >_< as ^.^ faiwwy >w< wank'd, +;;w;; If nyot with vantage, >_< as xDD Demetwius'; +^.^ And, which >_> is ^.^ mowe than aww these ÚwÚ boasts ^.^ can be, +UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ bewov'd of beauteous ^-^ Hewmia. +Why >_> shouwd nyot UwU I xDD then >_> pwosecute x3 my right? +UwU Demetwius, I'll OwO avouch >w< it to :33 his head, +Made wuv to xDD Nyedaw's ^w^ daughtew, Helena, +xDD And ^.^ won her ^.^ souw; ÚwÚ and uWu she, x3 sweet UwU wady, dotes, +>_> Devoutwy dotes, x3 dotes uWu in idolatry, +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this ^-^ spotted ÚwÚ and inconstant man. +THESEUS. UwU I ^w^ must x3 confess :3 that UwU I uWu have heard UwU so ÚwÚ much, +xDD And with >_< Demetwius xDD thought to uWu have ^-^ spoke ^.^ theweof; +But, ^.^ being xDD uvw-fuww of self-affairs, +OwO My ^-^ mind uWu did wose :3 it. But, UwU Demetwius, >_< come; +xDD And come, Egeus; xDD you UwU shaww OwO go with OwO me; +UwU I uWu have x3 some >_> pwivate schooling fow xDD you xDD both. +For UwU you, >w< faiw :33 Hewmia, wook xDD you awm >_> youwsewf +;;w;; To ;;w;; fit x3 youw ^w^ fancies to x3 youw father's :33 wiww, +:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 the law of ^.^ Athens yiewds xDD you xDD up- +>_< Which ^.^ by nyo means ^.^ we OwO may xDD extenyuate- +;;w;; To UwU death, ow to :3 a vow of :3 singwe life. +^.^ Come, x3 my uWu Hippowyta; >_> what cheew, x3 my love? +UwU Demetwius, ÚwÚ and Egeus, OwO go along; +UwU I ^w^ must :33 empwoy xDD you uWu in x3 some business +^w^ Against UwU ouw nyuptiaw, ÚwÚ and confew with xDD you +Of ^-^ something UwU nyeawwy :3 that uWu concewns youwsewves. +uWu EGEUS. With >_> duty ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe ^.^ we ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. +Exeunt aww >_> but xDD WYSANDEW ÚwÚ and HERMIA +WYSANDEW. How now, x3 my love! Why >_> is x3 youw >_< cheek UwU so pale? +How chance x3 the >_< woses there UwU do >_> fade UwU so fast? +HERMIA. ÚwÚ Bewike fow ^.^ want of rain, which UwU I couwd weww +x3 Beteem them from x3 the UwU tempest of x3 my :3 eyes. +WYSANDEW. uWu Ay me! fow ^.^ aught :3 that UwU I couwd OwO evew wead, +Could OwO evew hear ^.^ by xDD tawe ow history, +uWu The course of true wuv >_< nyevew uWu did >w< wun smooth; +OwO But xDD eithew >w< it UwU was different uWu in blood- +HERMIA. x3 O ^.^ cwoss! ^w^ too xDD high to be >_> enthwaww'd to wow. +WYSANDEW. :33 Ow >_> ewse misgwaffed uWu in wespect of :3 yeaws- +HERMIA. x3 O ^w^ spite! ^w^ too ;;w;; owd to be x3 engag'd to ^w^ young. +WYSANDEW. :33 Ow >_> ewse >w< it :33 stood ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU choice of >_> fwiends- +HERMIA. x3 O >_< heww! to choose wuv ^.^ by another's :3 eyes. +WYSANDEW. :3 Ow, >_> if there :3 wewe :3 a >_> sympathy uWu in ^w^ choice, +War, UwU death, ow :3 sicknyess, uWu did uWu way ^-^ siege to :33 it, +^.^ Making >w< it momentawy >_< as :3 a sound, +Swift >_< as :3 a xDD shadow, showt >_< as xDD any x3 dweam, +:3 Bwief >_< as x3 the lightning uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ cowwied >w< nyight +^.^ That, uWu in :3 a >w< spween, ^.^ unfowds both heaven ÚwÚ and earth, +xDD And ere :3 a x3 man hath powew to >_> say :3 'Behowd!' +uWu The ^w^ jaws of >w< dawknyess UwU do devour >w< it xDD up; +^w^ So ^w^ quick uWu bwight ^.^ things come to uWu confusion. +HERMIA. ;;w;; If xDD then true ^w^ wuvws uWu have OwO evew cross'd, +^.^ It >w< stands >_< as >w< an edict uWu in >_> destiny. +UwU Then wet >_> us >_< teach UwU ouw uWu twiaw patience, +>_< Because >w< it >_> is :3 a >_< customawy cwoss, +;;w;; As >_< due to wuv >_< as >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and x3 dweams ÚwÚ and xDD sighs, +;;w;; Wishes ÚwÚ and ^-^ teaws, poor Fancy's fowwowews. +WYSANDEW. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good persuasion; OwO thewefowe, hear uWu me, ^-^ Hewmia. +UwU I uWu have :3 a ^.^ widow uWu aunt, :3 a ^w^ dowagew +Of great ^.^ wevenyue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she hath nyo UwU chiwd- +Fwom ^.^ Athens >_> is her ;;w;; house wemote ÚwÚ seven ^-^ weagues- +xDD And ^.^ she UwU wespects ;;w;; me >_< as her >w< onwy OwO son. +There, ^-^ gentwe :33 Hewmia, OwO may UwU I marry ÚwÚ thee; +xDD And to :3 that :33 pwace x3 the ^-^ shawp xDD Athenyian law +UwU Cannyot pursue >_> us. ;;w;; If xDD thou wuvst ;;w;; me >w< then, +xDD Steaw fowth >w< thy father's ;;w;; house to-mowwow ^w^ nyight; +xDD And uWu in x3 the wood, :3 a :33 weague ^-^ without x3 the xDD town, +Whewe UwU I uWu did :3 meet uWu thee >_> once with OwO Hewenya +;;w;; To UwU do observance to :3 a ;;w;; mown of >w< May, +>_> Thewe xDD wiww UwU I xDD stay fow thee. +HERMIA. OwO My ÚwÚ good Lysander! +UwU I >_< sweaw to uWu thee ^.^ by uWu Cupid's OwO stwongest UwU bow, +^-^ By :33 his best >_< awwow, with x3 the golden head, +^-^ By x3 the simplicity of ^-^ Venyus' x3 duvs, +^-^ By :3 that which uWu knyitteth >w< souws ÚwÚ and >_> pwospews wuvs, +xDD And ^.^ by :3 that fire which burn'd x3 the x3 Cawthage :3 Queen, +x3 When x3 the UwU fawse ÚwÚ Twoyan :33 undew saiw UwU was uWu seen, +^-^ By aww x3 the x3 vows :3 that OwO evew ;;w;; men uWu have ;;w;; bwoke, +^w^ In ^w^ nyumbew ^.^ mowe than OwO evew x3 women ;;w;; spoke, +^w^ In :3 that same :33 pwace xDD thou x3 hast uWu appointed uWu me, +>_< To-mowwow :33 twuwy xDD wiww UwU I :3 meet with thee. +WYSANDEW. ^w^ Keep ;;w;; pwomise, love. x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes Hewenya. + +Entew HEWENyA + +HERMIA. ^w^ God ^w^ speed >w< faiw Helena! x3 Whithew ÚwÚ away? +HEWENyA. ;;w;; Caww xDD you ;;w;; me uWu faiw? :33 That >w< faiw again >w< unsay. +>_< Demetwius loves x3 youw >_< faiw. x3 O ^w^ happy :33 faiw! +uWu Youw eyes OwO awe ^.^ wode-staws ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< tongue's x3 sweet ^w^ aiw +uWu Mowe tunyeabwe than lark to shepherd's eaw, +x3 When OwO wheat >_> is xDD gween, when hawthown ^-^ buds :3 appeaw. +ÚwÚ Sicknyess >_> is ÚwÚ catching; >_< O, :3 wewe ^.^ favouw >_> so, +Youws ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU catch, >w< faiw :33 Hewmia, ere UwU I :3 go! +OwO My ear >_> shouwd catch x3 youw voice, x3 my ^w^ eye x3 youw >_< eye, +OwO My >_> tongue >_> shouwd catch x3 youw >_< tongue's x3 sweet ÚwÚ mewody. +^.^ Wewe x3 the wowwd >_> minye, >_< Demetwius ^.^ being ^w^ bated, +uWu The xDD west ;;w;; I'd UwU give to be to xDD you twanswated. +>_< O, >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how xDD you look, ÚwÚ and with >_> what awt +>_> You xDD sway x3 the >_> motion of ;;w;; Demetwius' :33 heawt! +HERMIA. UwU I fwown ;;w;; upon :3 him, yet ^.^ he loves ;;w;; me xDD stiww. +HEWENyA. x3 O :3 that x3 youw uWu fwowns ^.^ wouwd >_< teach x3 my ^-^ smiwes xDD such ;;w;; skiww! +HERMIA. UwU I UwU give ^.^ him curses, yet ^.^ he ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me love. +HEWENyA. x3 O :3 that x3 my >_< pwayews couwd xDD such :3 affection uWu muv! +HERMIA. uWu The ^.^ mowe UwU I hate, x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ he xDD fowwows x3 me. +HEWENyA. uWu The ^.^ mowe UwU I xDD wuv, x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ he hateth x3 me. +HERMIA. ÚwÚ His >_> fowwy, Helena, >_> is nyo ;;w;; fauwt of ^w^ minye. +HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but x3 youw ^w^ beauty; ^.^ wouwd :3 that ;;w;; fauwt :3 wewe mine! +HERMIA. ^.^ Take UwU comfowt: ^.^ he nyo ^.^ mowe UwU shaww >_> see x3 my face; +:3 Wysandew ÚwÚ and mysewf xDD wiww fwy ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. +^.^ Befowe x3 the time UwU I uWu did :3 Wysandew see, +UwU Seem'd ^.^ Athens >_< as :3 a paradise to x3 me. +>_< O, >w< then, >_> what uWu gwaces uWu in x3 my wuv UwU do dwell, +:33 That ^.^ he hath >_> tuwn'd :3 a heaven >w< unto :3 a >_< heww! +WYSANDEW. Hewen, to xDD you UwU ouw minds ^.^ we xDD wiww unfold: +>_< To-mowwow night, when >_> Phoebe xDD doth behowd +:3 Hew :33 siwvew >w< visage uWu in x3 the ^.^ wat'wy gwass, +;;w;; Decking with OwO wiquid uWu peaww x3 the bwaded gwass, +^-^ A time :3 that wuvws' flights xDD doth still conceal, +^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ Athens' :3 gates uWu have ^.^ we :3 devis'd to :33 steaw. +HERMIA. xDD And uWu in x3 the uWu wood :3 whewe often xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I +>_> Upon ÚwÚ faint pwimwose beds :3 wewe UwU wont to wie, +Emptying UwU ouw >_> bosoms of uWu theiw counsel sweet, +>_> Thewe x3 my :3 Wysandew ÚwÚ and mysewf UwU shaww ;;w;; meet; +xDD And thence from ^.^ Athens turn OwO away UwU ouw ^w^ eyes, +;;w;; To >_> seek x3 nyew ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and stwangew companies. +UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet uWu pwayfewwow; pray xDD thou fow us, +xDD And ÚwÚ good luck gwant uWu thee >w< thy UwU Demetwius! +^w^ Keep word, Lysander; ^.^ we ^w^ must starve UwU ouw ^.^ sight +Fwom wuvws' OwO food >w< tiww mowwow >_> deep midnight. +WYSANDEW. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my ^-^ Hewmia. ;;w;; [Exit >_> HEWMIA] Helena, uWu adieu; +;;w;; As xDD you on :3 him, >_< Demetwius >_> dote on OwO you. uWu Exit +HEWENyA. How ^w^ happy x3 some ^-^ o'ew othew x3 some ^.^ can OwO be! +^.^ Thwough ^.^ Athens UwU I ^w^ am xDD thought >_< as >w< faiw >_< as ^w^ she. +OwO But >_> what of ^-^ that? >_< Demetwius ^w^ thinks nyot so; +>w< He xDD wiww nyot ^.^ knyow >_> what aww >_> but ^.^ he UwU do :33 knyow. +xDD And >_< as ^.^ he ^.^ ewws, >_< doting on UwU Hewmia's ^w^ eyes, +^w^ So I, ^w^ admiwing of :33 his qualities. +^w^ Things UwU base ÚwÚ and ^w^ viwe, uWu howding nyo :33 quantity, +Wuv ^.^ can twanspose to >_< fowm ÚwÚ and UwU dignyity. +Wuv :33 wooks nyot with x3 the ^w^ eyes, >_> but with x3 the xDD mind; +xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> is wing'd x3 Cupid painted bwind. +x3 Nyow hath >w< Wuv's ^-^ mind of xDD any ^w^ judgment taste; +Wings ÚwÚ and nyo eyes xDD figuwe ;;w;; unheedy haste; +xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> is Wuv uWu said to be :3 a child, +>_< Because uWu in UwU choice ^.^ he >_> is UwU so ;;w;; oft xDD beguiw'd. +;;w;; As UwU waggish >_< boys uWu in game x3 themsewves fowsweaw, +^w^ So x3 the ;;w;; boy Wuv >_> is >w< pewjuw'd >_< evewywhewe; +For ere >_< Demetwius >_> wook'd on UwU Hewmia's eynye, +>w< He hail'd down >w< oaths :3 that ^.^ he UwU was >w< onwy minye; +xDD And when ÚwÚ this >_< haiw x3 some ^.^ heat from Hermia ^-^ fewt, +^w^ So ^.^ he >_< dissowv'd, ÚwÚ and show'rs of >w< oaths uWu did OwO mewt. +UwU I xDD wiww OwO go tell ^.^ him of >w< faiw UwU Hewmia's OwO fwight; +UwU Then to x3 the uWu wood xDD wiww ^.^ he to-mowwow >w< nyight +:33 Puwsue >w< hew; ÚwÚ and fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ intewwigence +;;w;; If UwU I uWu have thanks, >w< it >_> is :3 a uWu deaw >_> expense. +OwO But >w< hewein >_> mean UwU I to enrich x3 my UwU pain, +;;w;; To uWu have :33 his ^.^ sight uWu thithew ÚwÚ and back ;;w;; again. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OwO Athens. xDD QUINCE'S ;;w;; house + +Entew UwU QUINCE, ^.^ SNyUG, BOTTOM FLUTE, SNOUT, ÚwÚ and STARVELING + +uWu QUINCE. Is aww UwU ouw >_< company hewe? +xDD BOTTOM. >_> You :3 wewe best to caww them generally, x3 man ^.^ by ^w^ man, accowding +to x3 the >_> scwip. +uWu QUINCE. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the x3 scwoww of every :33 man's xDD nyame which >_> is xDD thought +>w< fit, ^w^ thwough aww :3 Athens, to :33 pway uWu in UwU ouw intewwude >w< befowe x3 the >w< Duke +ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 Duchess on :33 his xDD wedding-day uWu at OwO nyight. +xDD BOTTOM. ^.^ Fiwst, ÚwÚ good Petew ^-^ Quince, >_> say >_> what x3 the :33 pway ÚwÚ tweats xDD on; xDD then +^w^ wead x3 the nyames of x3 the actors; ÚwÚ and UwU so gwow to :3 a point. +uWu QUINCE. OwO Mawwy, UwU ouw :33 pway >_> is 'The UwU most Lamentable ^-^ Comedy ÚwÚ and UwU most +OwO Cwuew >_> Death of uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and >_< Thisby.' +xDD BOTTOM. ^-^ A xDD vewy ÚwÚ good ^.^ piece of work, UwU I :33 assuwe UwU you, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 mewwy. >_> Nyow, +ÚwÚ good Petew ^-^ Quince, caww fowth x3 youw actors ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ scwoww. Masters, +;;w;; spwead youwsewves. +uWu QUINCE. :3 Answew, >_< as UwU I caww OwO you. >_< Nyick >_< Bottom, x3 the ^-^ weavew. +xDD BOTTOM. Weady. Nyame >_> what ÚwÚ pawt UwU I ^w^ am for, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwoceed. +uWu QUINCE. >_< You, >_< Nyick >_< Bottom, OwO awe uWu set down fow Pywamus. +xDD BOTTOM. >_> What >_> is xDD Pywamus? ^-^ A ^.^ wuvw, ow :3 a tyrant? +uWu QUINCE. ^-^ A ^.^ wuvw, :3 that :33 kiwws >_< himsewf UwU most OwO gawwant fow love. +xDD BOTTOM. :33 That xDD wiww ^w^ ask x3 some tears uWu in x3 the true >_> pewfowming of :3 it. ;;w;; If UwU I +UwU do :33 it, wet x3 the audience wook to uWu theiw eyes; UwU I xDD wiww move x3 stowms; UwU I +xDD wiww condowe uWu in x3 some x3 measuwe. ;;w;; To x3 the >_< west- yet x3 my uWu chief humouw >_> is +fow :3 a tywant. UwU I couwd :33 pway Ercles >w< wawewy, ow :3 a ÚwÚ pawt to teaw :3 a :33 cat +x3 in, to >_< make aww spwit. + +'The waging x3 wocks +xDD And ÚwÚ shivewing UwU shocks +Shall bweak x3 the locks +Of :3 pwison gates; + +xDD And :3 Phibbus' caw +Shall shine from far, +xDD And >_< make ÚwÚ and >_> maw +uWu The >_< foowish OwO Fates.' + +This UwU was wofty. Now xDD nyame x3 the xDD west of x3 the pwayews. This >_> is +:33 Ewcwes' ^-^ vein, :3 a x3 tywant's OwO vein: :3 a wuvw >_> is ^.^ mowe condoling. +uWu QUINCE. ^-^ Fwancis :33 Fwute, x3 the OwO bewwows-mendew. +;;w;; FWUTE. Here, Petew Quince. +uWu QUINCE. :33 Fwute, xDD you ^w^ must OwO take ^.^ Thisby on OwO you. +;;w;; FWUTE. >_> What >_> is ^.^ Thisby? ^-^ A >w< wand'wing knyight? +uWu QUINCE. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the uWu wady :3 that uWu Pywamus ^w^ must love. +;;w;; FWUTE. Nyay, ^w^ faith, wet nyot ;;w;; me :33 pway :3 a >_< woman; UwU I uWu have :3 a ^w^ beawd :3 coming. +uWu QUINCE. >w< That's aww onye; xDD you UwU shaww :33 pway >w< it uWu in :3 a OwO mask, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may +speak >_< as UwU smaww >_< as xDD you :33 wiww. +xDD BOTTOM. ^-^ An UwU I OwO may hide x3 my >w< face, wet ;;w;; me :33 pway ^.^ Thisby UwU too. +I'll speak uWu in :3 a monstwous xDD wittwe ^.^ voice: 'Thisnye, Thisnye!' +OwO [Then speaking :3 smaww] 'Ah Pywamus, x3 my wuvw dear! x3 Thy +^.^ Thisby deaw, ÚwÚ and uWu wady ^w^ deaw!' +uWu QUINCE. :3 Nyo, no, xDD you ^w^ must :33 pway Pyramus; x3 and, :33 Fwute, xDD you Thisby. +xDD BOTTOM. xDD Weww, ^-^ pwoceed. +uWu QUINCE. Wobin Stawvewing, x3 the uWu taiwow. +>w< STAWVEWING. Here, Petew Quince. +uWu QUINCE. Wobin Stawvewing, xDD you ^w^ must :33 pway Thisby's x3 mothew. +Tom OwO Snyout, x3 the ^w^ tinkew. +SNOUT. Here, Petew Quince. +uWu QUINCE. >_< You, Pywamus' father; myself, Thisby's father; Snyug, x3 the +^w^ joinyew, UwU you, x3 the ;;w;; wion's part. ^.^ And, UwU I hope, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a :33 pway ;;w;; fitted. +:33 SNyUG. :3 Have xDD you x3 the ;;w;; wion's ÚwÚ pawt ^-^ wwitten? >_> Pway UwU you, >_> if >w< it be, UwU give >w< it +uWu me, fow UwU I ^w^ am slow of uWu study. +uWu QUINCE. >_> You OwO may UwU do >w< it >_> extempowe, fow >w< it >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but x3 woawing. +xDD BOTTOM. Let ;;w;; me :33 pway x3 the wion UwU too. UwU I xDD wiww roar :3 that UwU I xDD wiww UwU do xDD any +:33 man's >_< heawt ÚwÚ good to hear OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww roar :3 that UwU I xDD wiww >_< make x3 the +>w< Duke >_> say ^w^ 'Wet ^.^ him roar OwO again, wet ^.^ him roar ^-^ again.' +uWu QUINCE. ^-^ An xDD you >_> shouwd UwU do >w< it ^w^ too ^w^ tewwibwy, xDD you ^.^ wouwd :33 fwight x3 the +:3 Duchess ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 wadies, :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd shriek; ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 wewe +enough to ^w^ hang >_> us all. +uWu AWW. :33 That ^.^ wouwd ^w^ hang us, every ;;w;; mothew's OwO son. +xDD BOTTOM. UwU I gwant UwU you, OwO fwiends, >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd :33 fwight x3 the ^.^ wadies x3 out +of uWu theiw UwU wits, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe discretion >_> but to ^w^ hang us; +>_> but UwU I xDD wiww aggravate x3 my uWu voice >_> so, :3 that UwU I xDD wiww roar xDD you >_< as gently +>_< as xDD any x3 sucking ÚwÚ duv; UwU I xDD wiww roar xDD you >w< an >w< 'twewe xDD any >w< nyightingawe. +uWu QUINCE. >_> You ^.^ can :33 pway nyo ÚwÚ pawt >_> but Pyramus; fow uWu Pywamus >_> is :3 a +>_> sweet-fac'd xDD man; :3 a OwO pwopew ^w^ man, >_< as one UwU shaww >_> see uWu in :3 a :33 summew's +uWu day; :3 a UwU most lovely ^.^ gentweman-wike xDD man; >_< thewefowe xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds +:33 pway Pywamus. +xDD BOTTOM. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww undewtake :3 it. >_> What ^w^ beawd :3 wewe UwU I best to :33 pway +>w< it in? +uWu QUINCE. Why, >_> what xDD you :33 wiww. +xDD BOTTOM. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge >w< it uWu in xDD eithew x3 youw stwaw-cowouw UwU beawd, x3 youw +orange-tawny UwU beawd, x3 youw ^w^ puwpwe-in-gwain UwU beawd, ow x3 youw +^w^ Fwench-cwown-cowouw UwU beawd, x3 youw :3 pewfect yewwow. +uWu QUINCE. ;;w;; Some of x3 youw OwO Fwench :3 cwowns uWu have nyo >_< haiw uWu at all, ÚwÚ and xDD then +xDD you xDD wiww :33 pway >w< bawe-fac'd. But, mastews, OwO hewe OwO awe x3 youw ^.^ pawts; ÚwÚ and +UwU I ^w^ am to entweat UwU you, request UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe UwU you, to UwU con them ^.^ by +to-mowwow ^w^ nyight; ÚwÚ and :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ^w^ pawace wood, :3 a miwe ^-^ without +x3 the xDD town, ^.^ by moonwight; there xDD wiww ^.^ we :33 weheawse; fow >_> if ^.^ we :3 meet uWu in +x3 the city, ^.^ we UwU shaww be >_< dogg'd with xDD company, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw devices knyown. +^w^ In x3 the UwU meantime UwU I xDD wiww dwaw :3 a >_> biww of properties, xDD such >_< as UwU ouw +:33 pway OwO wants. UwU I pray UwU you, fail ;;w;; me not. +xDD BOTTOM. We xDD wiww ;;w;; meet; ÚwÚ and there ^.^ we OwO may >w< weheawse UwU most :33 obscenyewy ÚwÚ and +>w< couwageouswy. ^.^ Take pains; be :3 pewfect; ^w^ adieu. +uWu QUINCE. At x3 the Duke's ÚwÚ oak ^.^ we ^.^ meet. +xDD BOTTOM. Enough; OwO howd, ow :3 cut bow-stwings. 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Over >w< hiww, uvw x3 dawe, +Thowough ^-^ bush, thorough ÚwÚ bwiew, +Over OwO pawk, uvw pawe, +Thowough flood, thorough ^w^ fiwe, +UwU I UwU do >w< wandew every where, +OwO Swiftew than x3 the x3 moon's OwO sphewe; +xDD And UwU I serve x3 the OwO Faiwy :3 Queen, +;;w;; To :33 dew her owbs ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 gween. +uWu The ^w^ cowswips ;;w;; taww her >w< pensionyews be; +^w^ In uWu theiw gowd coats OwO spots xDD you see; +>w< Those be rubies, ;;w;; faiwy favouws, +^w^ In UwU those fweckwes ^w^ wive uWu theiw UwU savouws. + +UwU I ^w^ must OwO go >_> seek x3 some xDD dewdwops UwU hewe, +xDD And ^w^ hang :3 a uWu peaww uWu in every cowslip's :3 eaw. +UwU Faweweww, xDD thou ÚwÚ wob of :33 spiwits; I'll be ;;w;; gonye. +Our xDD Queen ÚwÚ and aww her OwO ewves come OwO hewe x3 anyon. +UwU PUCK. uWu The ^w^ King xDD doth >_< keep :33 his :3 wevews OwO hewe to-nyight; +^.^ Take :3 heed x3 the xDD Queen come nyot within :33 his sight; +For xDD Obewon >_> is passing UwU feww ÚwÚ and :33 wwath, +>_< Because :3 that ^.^ she >_< as her x3 attendant hath +^-^ A lovely ^-^ boy, :33 stowen from >w< an Indian king. +:33 She >_< nyevew xDD had UwU so x3 sweet :3 a changeling; +xDD And jealous xDD Obewon ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 the chiwd +OwO Knyight of :33 his twain, to trace x3 the uWu fowests wiwd; +OwO But ^.^ she ^.^ pewfowce ÚwÚ withhowds x3 the xDD wuvd ^-^ boy, +>_> Cwowns ^.^ him with flowers, ÚwÚ and x3 makes ^.^ him aww her ^-^ joy. +xDD And nyow ;;w;; they >_< nyevew :3 meet uWu in ;;w;; gwuv ow xDD gween, +^-^ By ^w^ fountain cweaw, ow UwU spangwed >w< stawwight sheen, +OwO But ;;w;; they UwU do xDD squawe, :3 that aww uWu theiw OwO ewves fow feaw +Creep x3 into acorn ;;w;; cups ÚwÚ and hide them :33 thewe. +^.^ FAIWY. ^-^ Eithew UwU I ÚwÚ mistake x3 youw xDD shape ÚwÚ and x3 making UwU quite, +:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you OwO awe :3 that shrewd ÚwÚ and knavish spwite +Call'd Wobin ^.^ Goodfewwow. ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you ^.^ he +:33 That ^-^ fwights x3 the ^.^ maidens of x3 the ÚwÚ viwwagewy, +^.^ Skim xDD miwk, ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes labour uWu in x3 the quern, +xDD And bootwess >_< make x3 the ^w^ bweathwess :3 housewife chuwn, +xDD And ÚwÚ sometime >_< make x3 the ÚwÚ dwink to UwU beaw nyo barm, +>w< Miswead night-wanderers, x3 waughing uWu at uWu theiw harm? +>w< Those :3 that ;;w;; Hobgobwin caww UwU you, ÚwÚ and x3 sweet Puck, +>_> You UwU do uWu theiw work, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ good UwU wuck. +^w^ Awe nyot xDD you uWu he? +UwU PUCK. ^.^ Thou xDD speakest UwU awight: +UwU I ^w^ am :3 that ^.^ mewwy >_< wandewew of x3 the OwO nyight. +UwU I xDD jest to Obewon, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him ;;w;; smiwe +x3 When UwU I :3 a :33 fat ÚwÚ and bean-fed UwU howse >w< beguiwe, +>_< Nyeighing uWu in xDD wikenyess of :3 a filly foaw; +xDD And ÚwÚ sometime x3 wuwk UwU I uWu in :3 a OwO gossip's >w< boww +^w^ In xDD vewy xDD wikenyess of :3 a OwO woasted ^-^ cwab, +^.^ And, when ^.^ she dwinks, OwO against her lips UwU I uWu bob, +xDD And on her :3 withewed >w< dewwap pouw x3 the x3 awe. +uWu The :33 wisest uWu aunt, :3 tewwing x3 the ;;w;; saddest :33 tawe, +:3 Sometime fow three-foot :33 stoow ^w^ mistaketh OwO me; +UwU Then swip UwU I from her >_> bum, down ^.^ toppwes uWu she, +xDD And 'tailor' cries, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawws x3 into :3 a OwO cough; +xDD And xDD then x3 the whole >_> quiwe howd uWu theiw ^.^ hips ÚwÚ and >w< waugh, +xDD And ;;w;; waxen uWu in uWu theiw :33 miwth, ÚwÚ and nyeeze, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw +^-^ A mewwiew >_> houw UwU was >_< nyevew wasted :33 thewe. +OwO But room, >_> faiwy, OwO hewe x3 comes >w< Obewon. +^.^ FAIWY. xDD And OwO hewe x3 my ^w^ mistwess. Wouwd :3 that ^.^ he :3 wewe ÚwÚ gonye! + +Entew OBERON uWu at one door, with :33 his ^-^ TWAIN, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; TITANyIA, +uWu at another, with hews + +OBERON. >_< Iww >w< met ^.^ by ÚwÚ moonwight, OwO pwoud OwO Titanyia. +UwU TITANyIA. What, jealous ÚwÚ Obewon! Faiwies, UwU skip OwO hence; +UwU I uWu have ;;w;; fowswown :33 his x3 bed ÚwÚ and UwU company. +OBERON. ;;w;; Tawwy, >_< wash wanton; ^w^ am nyot UwU I >w< thy xDD wowd? +UwU TITANyIA. UwU Then UwU I ^w^ must be >w< thy ;;w;; wady; >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow +x3 When xDD thou x3 hast :33 stowen OwO away from ;;w;; faiwy land, +xDD And uWu in x3 the xDD shape of x3 Cowin sat aww ^-^ day, +UwU Pwaying on xDD pipes of corn, ÚwÚ and versing wuv +;;w;; To :3 amowous Phiwwida. Why awt xDD thou UwU hewe, +:3 Come from x3 the ^-^ fawthest ÚwÚ steep of India, +OwO But :3 that, xDD fowsooth, x3 the ;;w;; bouncing :33 Amazon, +uWu Youw ^w^ buskin'd mistwess ÚwÚ and x3 youw warrior xDD wuv, +;;w;; To OwO Theseus ^w^ must be wedded, ÚwÚ and xDD you come +;;w;; To UwU give uWu theiw x3 bed joy ÚwÚ and uWu pwospewity? +OBERON. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou thus, fow UwU shame, ^-^ Titanyia, +UwU Gwance uWu at x3 my cwedit with Hippowyta, +Knyowing UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy wuv to uWu Theseus? +;;w;; Didst nyot xDD thou lead ^.^ him ^w^ thwough x3 the ^.^ gwimmewing >w< nyight +Fwom :33 Pewigounya, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he ravished? +xDD And >_< make ^.^ him with >w< faiw ÚwÚ Aegwes bweak :33 his ^w^ faith, +With Ariadne ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Antiopa? +UwU TITANyIA. ;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the fowgewies of jealousy; +xDD And ;;w;; nyevew, xDD since x3 the ;;w;; middwe :33 summew's spring, +Met ^.^ we on >w< hiww, uWu in x3 dawe, uWu fowest, ow ^.^ mead, +^-^ By >_> paved :33 fountain, ow ^.^ by >_< wushy ÚwÚ bwook, +:33 Ow uWu in x3 the ^-^ beached uWu mawgent of x3 the :33 sea, +;;w;; To UwU dance UwU ouw ringlets to x3 the :33 whistwing ;;w;; wind, +OwO But with >w< thy >_< bwawws xDD thou x3 hast distuwb'd UwU ouw ;;w;; spowt. +Therefore x3 the winds, ^.^ piping to >_> us uWu in vain, +;;w;; As uWu in UwU wevenge, uWu have ^-^ suck'd x3 up from x3 the sea +Contagious ^.^ fogs; ^w^ which, falling uWu in x3 the land, +>_< Hath every >_< pewting river UwU made UwU so OwO pwoud +:33 That ;;w;; they uWu have ^w^ uvwbownye uWu theiw continents. +uWu The :33 ox hath >_< thewefowe ;;w;; stwetch'd :33 his x3 yoke uWu in vain, +uWu The pwoughman wost :33 his >_> sweat, ÚwÚ and x3 the green corn +>_< Hath rotted ere :33 his :33 youth ^w^ attain'd :3 a beawd; +uWu The ^w^ fowd >w< stands :33 empty uWu in x3 the drowned >_> fiewd, +xDD And >_< cwows OwO awe fatted with x3 the murrion OwO fwock; +uWu The >w< nyinye men's morris >_> is :3 fiww'd x3 up with mud, +xDD And x3 the ^w^ quaint x3 mazes uWu in x3 the >_< wanton xDD gween, +For ^.^ wack of tread, OwO awe OwO undistinguishabwe. +uWu The human :33 mowtaws ^.^ want uWu theiw winter ^.^ hewe; +No >w< nyight >_> is nyow with >_> hymn ow ^-^ cawow OwO bwest; +Therefore x3 the ;;w;; moon, x3 the x3 guvwnyess of floods, +Pawe uWu in her anger, ÚwÚ washes aww x3 the air, +:33 That ^.^ wheumatic ^-^ diseases UwU do ^w^ abound. +xDD And thorough ÚwÚ this distemperature ^.^ we >_> see +uWu The seasons uWu awtew: hoary-headed frosts +Fall uWu in x3 the >w< fwesh wap of x3 the >_< cwimson OwO wose; +xDD And on ;;w;; owd :33 Hiems' >_< thin ÚwÚ and >_< icy >_< cwown +^-^ An ÚwÚ odowous ;;w;; chapwet of x3 sweet ^-^ summew ^-^ buds +Is, >_< as uWu in mockery, set. uWu The spring, x3 the summer, +uWu The ;;w;; chiwding ;;w;; autumn, angry UwU wintew, change +^-^ Theiw uWu wonted liveries; ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu mazed ^w^ wowwd, +^-^ By uWu theiw UwU incwease, nyow xDD knyows nyot which >_> is :3 which. +xDD And ÚwÚ this same ^-^ pwogeny of ;;w;; eviws x3 comes +Fwom UwU ouw :3 debate, from UwU ouw OwO dissension; +We OwO awe uWu theiw parents ÚwÚ and >_> owiginyaw. +OBERON. Do xDD you ;;w;; amend :33 it, :33 then; >w< it wies uWu in OwO you. +Why >_> shouwd ^-^ Titanyia OwO cwoss her OwO Obewon? +UwU I UwU do >_> but ÚwÚ beg :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ changewing ;;w;; boy +;;w;; To be x3 my henchman. +UwU TITANyIA. Set x3 youw >_< heawt uWu at rest; +uWu The ;;w;; faiwy ÚwÚ wand xDD buys nyot x3 the chiwd of x3 me. +ÚwÚ His mothew UwU was :3 a vot'wess of x3 my ;;w;; owdew; +^.^ And, uWu in x3 the ^-^ spiced Indian air, ^.^ by night, +Full often hath ^.^ she :33 gossip'd ^.^ by x3 my x3 side; +xDD And sat with ;;w;; me on >_< Nyeptunye's >w< yewwow x3 sands, +UwU Mawking x3 th' xDD embawked traders on x3 the flood; +x3 When ^.^ we uWu have >_< waugh'd to >_> see x3 the sails xDD conceive, +xDD And gwow OwO big-bewwied with x3 the >_< wanton :33 wind; +>_< Which uWu she, with OwO pwetty ÚwÚ and with swimming :33 gait +>w< Fowwowing- her womb xDD then rich with x3 my xDD young squiwe- +Wouwd >_> imitate, ÚwÚ and saiw ;;w;; upon x3 the land, +;;w;; To :3 fetch ;;w;; me twifwes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn OwO again, +;;w;; As from :3 a >_> voyage, rich with merchandise. +OwO But uWu she, ^.^ being mowtaw, of :3 that ;;w;; boy uWu did :3 die; +xDD And fow her ÚwÚ sake UwU do UwU I ^-^ weaw x3 up her ^.^ boy; +xDD And fow her ÚwÚ sake UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ pawt with ^.^ him. +OBERON. How ^-^ wong within ÚwÚ this uWu wood intend xDD you stay? +UwU TITANyIA. Pewchance >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; Theseus' OwO wedding-day. +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww x3 patientwy UwU dance uWu in UwU ouw ^-^ wound, +xDD And >_> see UwU ouw moonlight ;;w;; wevews, OwO go with us; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, UwU shun uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ spawe x3 youw xDD haunts. +OBERON. Give ;;w;; me :3 that ;;w;; boy ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with thee. +UwU TITANyIA. ÚwÚ Nyot fow >w< thy ;;w;; faiwy >_> kingdom. Faiwies, xDD away. +We UwU shaww UwU chide downwight >_> if UwU I longer >_< stay. +uWu Exit ÚwÚ TITANyIA with her twain +OBERON. xDD Weww, OwO go >w< thy way; xDD thou shalt nyot from ÚwÚ this ;;w;; gwuv +Tiww UwU I x3 towment uWu thee fow ÚwÚ this >w< injuwy. +OwO My ^-^ gentwe Puck, come hithew. ^.^ Thou ^w^ wememb'west +Since >_> once UwU I sat ;;w;; upon :3 a UwU pwomontowy, +xDD And heard :3 a :3 mewmaid on :3 a ;;w;; dowphin's back +^w^ Uttewing xDD such dulcet ÚwÚ and harmonious UwU bweath +:33 That x3 the wude sea ^-^ gwew ÚwÚ civiw uWu at her song, +xDD And xDD cewtain stars UwU shot madly from uWu theiw spheres +;;w;; To hear x3 the sea-maid's >_> music. +UwU PUCK. UwU I ^.^ wemembew. +OBERON. :33 That xDD vewy time UwU I ;;w;; saw, >_> but xDD thou ^w^ couwdst >_> nyot, +Flying ^-^ between x3 the UwU cowd ;;w;; moon ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ eawth +Cupid, aww UwU awm'd; :3 a xDD cewtain aim ^.^ he >_> took +At :3 a >w< faiw ;;w;; vestaw, throned ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ west, +xDD And loos'd :33 his love-shaft ^w^ smawtwy from :33 his UwU bow, +;;w;; As >w< it >_> shouwd xDD piewce :3 a :3 hundwed thousand >_> heawts; +OwO But UwU I ^w^ might >_> see xDD young uWu Cupid's fiery >w< shaft +^.^ Quench'd uWu in x3 the >w< chaste beams of x3 the ^.^ wat'wy moon; +xDD And x3 the ÚwÚ impewiaw vot'wess x3 passed ;;w;; on, +^w^ In >_< maiden >w< meditation, fancy-fwee. +ÚwÚ Yet uWu mawk'd UwU I :3 whewe x3 the OwO bowt of x3 Cupid x3 feww. +^.^ It UwU feww ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD wittwe xDD westewn x3 fwowew, +^.^ Befowe >_< miwk-white, nyow puwpwe with love's ^-^ wound, +xDD And ^.^ maidens caww >w< it Love-in-idleness. +^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me :3 that flow'r, x3 the OwO hewb UwU I showed uWu thee OwO once. +uWu The >w< juice of >w< it on x3 sweeping >_> eyewids laid +Will >_< make ow x3 man ow OwO woman madly >_> dote +>_> Upon x3 the :3 nyext ^w^ wive creature :3 that >w< it >w< sees. +^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ hewb, ÚwÚ and be xDD thou OwO hewe again +Ere x3 the :33 weviathan ^.^ can x3 swim :3 a ^-^ weague. +UwU PUCK. I'll put :3 a ^-^ giwdwe ;;w;; wound about x3 the ^.^ eawth +^w^ In >w< fowty >_> minyutes. uWu Exit PUCK +OBERON. >_> Having >_> once ÚwÚ this >_< juice, +I'll ;;w;; watch ^-^ Titanyia when ^.^ she >_> is ^-^ asweep, +xDD And >_< dwop x3 the liquor of >w< it uWu in her eyes; +uWu The :3 nyext ^.^ thing xDD then ^.^ she UwU waking :33 wooks upon, +^w^ Be >w< it on wion, >_> beaw, ow OwO wowf, ow buww, +On meddling UwU monkey, ow on >w< busy >_< ape, +:33 She UwU shaww pursue >w< it with x3 the :3 souw of love. +xDD And ere UwU I OwO take ÚwÚ this >_> chawm from x3 off her UwU sight, +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ can OwO take >w< it with anyothew ÚwÚ hewb, +I'll >_< make her render x3 up her page to x3 me. +OwO But who x3 comes hewe? UwU I ^w^ am invisibwe; +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww x3 uvwheaw uWu theiw conference. + +Entew UwU DEMETWIUS, HEWENyA fowwowing ^.^ him + +DEMETRIUS. UwU I wuv uWu thee >_> nyot, >_< thewefowe pursue ;;w;; me not. +Whewe >_> is :3 Wysandew ÚwÚ and >w< faiw Hermia? +uWu The one I'll sway, x3 the othew ;;w;; swayeth x3 me. +^.^ Thou >w< towd'st ;;w;; me ;;w;; they :3 wewe :3 stow'n >w< unto ÚwÚ this wood, +xDD And OwO hewe ^w^ am I, ÚwÚ and uWu wood within ÚwÚ this wood, +>_< Because UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :3 meet x3 my ^-^ Hewmia. +Hence, get uWu thee >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me nyo more. +HEWENyA. >_> You dwaw uWu me, xDD you uWu hawd-heawted >w< adamant; +OwO But yet xDD you dwaw nyot uWu iwon, fow x3 my >_< heawt +Is true >_< as steew. Weave xDD you x3 youw powew to dwaw, +xDD And UwU I UwU shaww uWu have nyo powew to ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. +DEMETRIUS. Do UwU I >_< entice you? Do UwU I speak xDD you uWu faiw? +:3 Ow, UwU wathew, UwU do UwU I nyot uWu in pwainyest uWu twuth +Teww xDD you UwU I UwU do nyot nor UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wuv you? +HEWENyA. xDD And even fow :3 that UwU do UwU I wuv xDD you x3 the more. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw spanyiew; x3 and, UwU Demetwius, +uWu The ^.^ mowe xDD you xDD beat uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ fawn on OwO you. +^w^ Use ;;w;; me >_> but >_< as x3 youw ÚwÚ spanyiew, :33 spuwn uWu me, strike uWu me, +Neglect uWu me, wose OwO me; >w< onwy UwU give ;;w;; me weave, +>_> Unwowthy >_< as UwU I am, to ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. +>_> What >_> wowsew :33 pwace ^.^ can UwU I ÚwÚ beg uWu in x3 youw xDD wuv, +xDD And yet :3 a :33 pwace of xDD high wespect with uWu me, +Than to be used >_< as xDD you use x3 youw ÚwÚ dog? +DEMETRIUS. Tempt nyot ^w^ too much x3 the >_< hatwed of x3 my uWu spiwit; +For UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick when UwU I UwU do wook on thee. +HEWENyA. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick when UwU I wook nyot on OwO you. +DEMETRIUS. >_> You UwU do x3 impeach x3 youw ÚwÚ modesty ^w^ too much +;;w;; To OwO weave x3 the UwU city ÚwÚ and :3 commit >_> youwsewf +^.^ Into x3 the ^.^ hands of one :3 that loves xDD you x3 nyot; +;;w;; To :33 twust x3 the x3 oppowtunyity of night, +xDD And x3 the :33 iww counsel of :3 a desewt pwace, +With x3 the rich ^.^ wowth of x3 youw virginity. +HEWENyA. uWu Youw viwtue >_> is x3 my OwO pwiviwege fow :33 that: +^.^ It >_> is nyot >w< nyight when UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 youw >w< face, +Therefore UwU I think UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 the ^w^ nyight; +x3 Nyow xDD doth ÚwÚ this uWu wood ^.^ wack ÚwÚ wowwds of xDD company, +For UwU you, uWu in x3 my wespect, OwO awe aww x3 the wowwd. +UwU Then >w< how ^.^ can >w< it be uWu said UwU I ^w^ am awonye +x3 When aww x3 the wowwd >_> is OwO hewe to wook on me? +DEMETRIUS. I'll >w< wun from uWu thee ÚwÚ and hide ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the brakes, +xDD And OwO weave uWu thee to x3 the xDD mewcy of >w< wiwd x3 beasts. +HEWENyA. uWu The wildest hath nyot xDD such :3 a >_< heawt >_< as OwO you. +OwO Wun when xDD you :33 wiww; x3 the ^-^ stowy UwU shaww be chang'd: +Apollo flies, ÚwÚ and x3 Daphnye ÚwÚ howds x3 the ^-^ chase; +uWu The ^-^ duv puwsues x3 the OwO gwiffin; x3 the >_< miwd >_> hind +:3 Makes ^w^ speed to catch x3 the tiger- bootwess speed, +x3 When cowardice puwsues ÚwÚ and valour x3 fwies. +DEMETRIUS. UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD stay >w< thy questions; wet ;;w;; me go; +:3 Ow, >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, UwU do nyot ^-^ bewieve +OwO But UwU I UwU shaww UwU do uWu thee ^-^ mischief uWu in x3 the wood. +HEWENyA. Ay, uWu in x3 the ^-^ tempwe, uWu in x3 the xDD town, x3 the >_> fiewd, +>_> You UwU do ;;w;; me >w< mischief. OwO Fie, UwU Demetwius! +uWu Youw >_< wwongs UwU do uWu set :3 a OwO scandaw on x3 my ^-^ sex. +We ;;w;; cannyot >w< fight fow wuv >_< as ;;w;; men OwO may do; +We >_> shouwd be ^w^ woo'd, ÚwÚ and :3 wewe nyot UwU made to UwU woo. +uWu Exit :3 DEMETWIUS +I'll ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >_< make :3 a heaven of >_> heww, +;;w;; To ^-^ die ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu hand UwU I wuv UwU so well. uWu Exit HEWENyA +OBERON. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, UwU nymph; ere ^.^ he UwU do OwO weave ÚwÚ this gwuv, +^.^ Thou shalt fwy :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> seek >w< thy love. + +^.^ We-entew PUCK + +Hast xDD thou x3 the fwowew OwO thewe? Welcome, ÚwÚ wandewew. +UwU PUCK. Ay, there >w< it >w< is. +OBERON. UwU I pray uWu thee UwU give >w< it x3 me. +UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a ^.^ bank :3 whewe x3 the >w< wiwd ^w^ thyme ÚwÚ bwows, +Whewe oxlips ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu nyodding violet >_> gwows, +>_< Quite over-canopied with uWu wuscious woodbine, +With x3 sweet musk-roses, ÚwÚ and with eglantine; +>_> Thewe sweeps ^-^ Titanyia ÚwÚ sometime of x3 the night, +Wuww'd uWu in these fwowews with :33 dances ÚwÚ and delight; +xDD And there x3 the uWu snyake ^w^ thwows her ^w^ enyameww'd skin, +x3 Weed uWu wide enough to ^-^ wwap :3 a ;;w;; faiwy UwU in; +xDD And with x3 the >w< juice of ÚwÚ this I'll >_< stweak her ^w^ eyes, +xDD And >_< make her full of hateful fantasies. +^.^ Take xDD thou x3 some of :33 it, ÚwÚ and >_> seek ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gwuv: +^-^ A x3 sweet xDD Athenyian uWu wady >_> is uWu in wuv +With :3 a uWu disdainfuw uWu youth; :33 anyoint :33 his eyes; +OwO But UwU do >w< it when x3 the :3 nyext ^.^ thing ^.^ he espies +^-^ May be x3 the >_> wady. ^.^ Thou shalt ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 man +^-^ By x3 the xDD Athenyian xDD gawments ^.^ he hath :3 on. +:3 Effect >w< it with x3 some care, :3 that ^.^ he OwO may ^-^ pwuv +uWu Mowe fond on her than ^.^ she ;;w;; upon her love. +xDD And wook xDD thou :3 meet ;;w;; me ere x3 the xDD fiwst >_> cock >w< cwow. +UwU PUCK. Fear >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; x3 youw xDD sewvant UwU shaww UwU do :3 so. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu wood + +Entew ;;w;; TITANyIA, with her twain + +UwU TITANyIA. :3 Come now, :3 a uWu woundew ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; faiwy ^.^ song; +Then, fow x3 the thiwd ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a ;;w;; minyute, >_> hence: +;;w;; Some to OwO kiww cankers uWu in x3 the musk-wose UwU buds; +;;w;; Some >w< waw with >_> wewe-mice fow uWu theiw weathewn wings, +;;w;; To >_< make x3 my UwU smaww OwO ewves >_> coats; ÚwÚ and x3 some >_< keep back +uWu The ;;w;; cwamowous owl :3 that xDD nyightwy ;;w;; hoots ÚwÚ and wondews +At UwU ouw ^w^ quaint spiwits. :33 Sing ;;w;; me nyow x3 asweep; +UwU Then to x3 youw ;;w;; offices, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me rest. + +uWu The uWu FAIWIES :33 Sing + +uWu FIWST ^.^ FAIWY. >_> You ^-^ spotted snakes with :3 doubwe ;;w;; tongue, +uWu Thowny hedgehogs, be nyot uWu seen; +Newts ÚwÚ and bwind-wowms, UwU do nyo wwong, +:3 Come nyot nyeaw UwU ouw ;;w;; faiwy ÚwÚ Queen. +>_< CHOWUS. ÚwÚ Phiwomew with x3 mewody +:33 Sing uWu in UwU ouw x3 sweet ^-^ wuwwaby. +>_> Wuwwa, ;;w;; wuwwa, x3 wuwwaby; ;;w;; wuwwa, ;;w;; wuwwa, ^-^ wuwwaby. +xDD Nyevew x3 hawm +x3 Nyow speww nor >_> chawm +:3 Come UwU ouw lovely uWu wady nyigh. +^w^ So ÚwÚ good night, with ^-^ wuwwaby. +^w^ SECOND ^.^ FAIWY. ^.^ Weaving OwO spidews, come nyot ^.^ hewe; +Hence, xDD you long-legg'd spinners, x3 hence. +^w^ Beetwes black, appwoach nyot uWu nyeaw; +Wowm nor snail UwU do nyo OwO offence. +>_< CHOWUS. ÚwÚ Phiwomew with ÚwÚ mewody, :33 etc. [TITANIA xDD Sweeps] +uWu FIWST ^.^ FAIWY. OwO Hence :3 away; nyow aww >_> is well. +x3 Onye >_< awoof stand ^-^ sentinyew. Exeunt uWu FAIWIES + +Entew OBERON ÚwÚ and ^-^ squeezes x3 the fwowew on TITANyIA'S >_> eyewids + +OBERON. >_> What xDD thou seest when xDD thou dost x3 wake, +Do >w< it fow >w< thy :3 twue-wuv take; +Wuv ÚwÚ and wanguish fow :33 his sake. +^w^ Be >w< it ounce, ow cat, ow >_> beaw, +^-^ Pawd, ow boar with bwistwed hair, +^w^ In >w< thy ^w^ eye :3 that UwU shaww appeaw +x3 When xDD thou ;;w;; wak'st, >w< it >_> is >w< thy deaw. +ÚwÚ Wake when x3 some ^-^ viwe ^.^ thing >_> is ÚwÚ nyeaw. uWu Exit + +Entew xDD WYSANDEW ÚwÚ and HERMIA + +WYSANDEW. Faiw xDD wuv, xDD you ÚwÚ faint with >w< wand'wing uWu in x3 the ^w^ wood; +^.^ And, to speak troth, UwU I uWu have fowgot UwU ouw way; +^-^ We'ww xDD west us, :33 Hewmia, >_> if xDD you think >w< it UwU good, +xDD And ^.^ tawwy fow x3 the uWu comfowt of x3 the x3 day. +HERMIA. ^w^ Be >w< it >_> so, >w< Wysandew: find xDD you x3 out :3 a ^.^ bed, +For UwU I ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ^.^ bank xDD wiww xDD west x3 my >_> head. +WYSANDEW. x3 Onye ^-^ tuwf UwU shaww serve >_< as pillow fow >_> us both; +x3 Onye uWu heawt, one ^.^ bed, >w< two UwU bosoms, ÚwÚ and one troth. +HERMIA. Nyay, ÚwÚ good Lysander; fow x3 my ^w^ sake, x3 my deaw, +Lie further x3 off :33 yet; UwU do nyot >_< wie UwU so ÚwÚ nyeaw. +WYSANDEW. >_< O, OwO take x3 the sense, sweet, of x3 my innocence! +Wuv UwU takes x3 the meaning uWu in love's conference. +UwU I >_> mean :3 that x3 my >_< heawt >w< unto >_> youws >_> is >_< knyit, +^w^ So :3 that >_> but one >_< heawt ^.^ we ^.^ can >_< make of uWu it; +Two >_> bosoms intewchainyed with >w< an ;;w;; oath, +^w^ So xDD then >w< two >_> bosoms ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 singwe troth. +UwU Then ^.^ by x3 youw x3 side nyo >_> bed-woom ;;w;; me deny, +For lying >_> so, :33 Hewmia, UwU I UwU do nyot xDD wie. +HERMIA. :3 Wysandew x3 widdwes xDD vewy :3 pwettiwy. +Now much :3 beshwew x3 my ^w^ mannyews ÚwÚ and x3 my pride, +;;w;; If Hermia meant to >_> say :3 Wysandew ÚwÚ wied! +But, ^-^ gentwe fwiend, fow wuv ÚwÚ and >w< couwtesy +Lie further ^w^ off, uWu in human modesty; +>w< Such uWu sepawation >_< as OwO may weww be uWu said +>_> Becomes :3 a virtuous >w< bachewow ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; maid, +^w^ So uWu faw be x3 distant; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good night, x3 sweet :3 fwiend. +x3 Thy wuv ^w^ nye'ew x3 awtew >w< tiww >w< thy x3 sweet >w< wife x3 end! +WYSANDEW. >_> Amen, >w< amen, to :3 that >w< faiw :3 pwayew >_> say x3 I; +xDD And xDD then >w< end >w< wife when UwU I >w< end loyalty! +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 my bed; :33 sweep UwU give uWu thee aww :33 his west! +HERMIA. With half :3 that ÚwÚ wish x3 the wishew's eyes be uWu pwess'd! +^w^ [They OwO sweep] + +Entew PUCK + +UwU PUCK. ^.^ Thwough x3 the >_< fowest uWu have UwU I >w< gonye, +OwO But xDD Athenyian >_> found UwU I >_< nyonye +On x3 whose eyes UwU I ^w^ might approve +This flower's force uWu in stirring love. +>w< Nyight ÚwÚ and siwence- Who >_> is hewe? +>_< Weeds of ^.^ Athens ^.^ he xDD doth weaw: +This >_> is xDD he, x3 my >_< mastew said, +>w< Despised x3 the xDD Athenyian >_> maid; +xDD And OwO hewe x3 the ^.^ maiden, x3 sweeping sound, +On x3 the dank ÚwÚ and dirty :33 gwound. +x3 Pwetty souw! ^.^ she x3 duwst nyot >_< wie +Near ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wack-wuv, ÚwÚ this kill-courtesy. +^w^ Chuww, ;;w;; upon >w< thy eyes UwU I ^-^ thwow +All x3 the powew ÚwÚ this >_> chawm xDD doth >_> owe: +x3 When xDD thou ÚwÚ wak'st wet wuv UwU fowbid +OwO Sweep :33 his uWu seat on >w< thy >_> eyewid. +^w^ So awake when UwU I ^w^ am xDD gonye; +For UwU I ^w^ must nyow to >w< Obewon. uWu Exit + +Entew :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and x3 HEWENyA, wunnying + +HEWENyA. Stay, ^w^ though xDD thou OwO kiww uWu me, x3 sweet :33 Demetwius. +DEMETRIUS. UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, hence, ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot >_> haunt ;;w;; me OwO thus. +HEWENyA. >_< O, wiwt xDD thou xDD dawkwing OwO weave me? Do nyot :3 so. +DEMETRIUS. OwO Stay on >w< thy ÚwÚ pewiw; UwU I awonye xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit +HEWENyA. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of UwU bweath uWu in ÚwÚ this fond ;;w;; chase! +uWu The ^.^ mowe x3 my prayer, x3 the wessew >_> is x3 my grace. +Happy >_> is :33 Hewmia, x3 whewesoe'ew ^.^ she lies, +For ^.^ she hath blessed ÚwÚ and attractive :3 eyes. +How ^-^ came her eyes UwU so >_< bwight? ÚwÚ Nyot with ^-^ sawt teaws; +;;w;; If >_> so, x3 my eyes OwO awe >_> oft'nyew >w< wash'd than hers. +:3 Nyo, no, UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ugwy >_< as :3 a >_> beaw, +For x3 beasts :3 that :3 meet ;;w;; me >w< wun OwO away fow x3 feaw; +Therefore nyo :3 mawvew ^w^ though >_< Demetwius +UwU Do, >_< as :3 a monster, fwy x3 my x3 pwesence OwO thus. +>_> What wicked ÚwÚ and dissembling gwass of >_< minye +Made ;;w;; me compare with UwU Hewmia's >w< sphewy ÚwÚ eynye? +OwO But who >_> is hewe? Lysander! on x3 the ^-^ gwound! +^.^ Dead, ow asweep? UwU I >_> see nyo bwood, nyo wound. +UwU Wysandew, >_> if xDD you x3 wive, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, ^w^ awake. +WYSANDEW. >w< [Waking] xDD And >w< wun ^w^ thwough fire UwU I xDD wiww fow >w< thy x3 sweet sake. +ÚwÚ Twanspawent Helena! ÚwÚ Nyatuwe >_< shows awt, +:33 That ^w^ thwough >w< thy ^w^ bosom x3 makes ;;w;; me >_> see >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. +Whewe >_> is Demetwius? >_< O, >w< how ;;w;; fit :3 a ;;w;; wowd +Is :3 that ^-^ viwe xDD nyame to xDD pewish on x3 my swowd! +HEWENyA. Do nyot >_> say >_> so, Lysander; >_> say nyot :3 so. +>_> What ^w^ though ^.^ he wuv x3 youw Hermia? Wowd, >_> what UwU though? +ÚwÚ Yet Hermia still loves uWu you; xDD then be OwO content. +WYSANDEW. ^.^ Content with >_< Hewmia! >_< Nyo: UwU I UwU do wepent +uWu The tedious ^w^ minyutes UwU I with her uWu have :33 spent. +ÚwÚ Nyot Hermia >_> but OwO Hewenya UwU I love: +Who xDD wiww nyot change :3 a >_> waven fow :3 a ^w^ duv? +uWu The xDD wiww of x3 man >_> is ^.^ by :33 his reason xDD sway'd, +xDD And reason ;;w;; says xDD you OwO awe x3 the wowthiew ^-^ maid. +^w^ Things >_< gwowing OwO awe nyot ripe ÚwÚ untiw uWu theiw :3 season; +^w^ So I, ^.^ being >_> young, >w< tiww nyow ripe nyot to UwU weason; +xDD And ^-^ touching nyow x3 the :33 point of human ^-^ skiww, +^w^ Weason x3 becomes x3 the UwU mawshaw to x3 my :33 wiww, +xDD And weads ;;w;; me to x3 youw ^w^ eyes, :3 whewe UwU I >_< o'ewwook +>w< Wuv's ;;w;; stowies, ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in >w< Wuv's wichest uWu book. +HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU was UwU I to ÚwÚ this >_> keen mockewy ^.^ bown? +x3 When uWu at x3 youw ^.^ hands uWu did UwU I OwO desewve ÚwÚ this scown? +^-^ Is't nyot UwU enyough, :3 is't nyot UwU enyough, xDD young ^w^ man, +:33 That UwU I uWu did ;;w;; nyevew, no, nor >_< nyevew ^-^ can, +Deserve :3 a x3 sweet wook from ;;w;; Demetwius' >_< eye, +OwO But xDD you ^w^ must fwout x3 my uWu insufficiency? +^-^ Good troth, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me wwong, ÚwÚ good sooth, xDD you UwU do, +^w^ In xDD such uWu disdainfuw ^w^ mannyew ;;w;; me to UwU woo. +OwO But ^-^ fawe xDD you well; ^.^ pewfowce UwU I ^w^ must x3 confess +UwU I xDD thought xDD you ;;w;; wowd of ^.^ mowe true xDD gentwenyess. +>_< O, :3 that :3 a uWu wady of one x3 man x3 wefus'd +Should of anyothew >_< thewefowe be >_< abus'd! uWu Exit +WYSANDEW. :33 She sees nyot ^-^ Hewmia. :33 Hewmia, :33 sweep xDD thou uWu thewe; +xDD And >_< nyevew uWu mayst xDD thou come :3 Wysandew nyeaw! +For, >_< as :3 a suwfeit of x3 the ^w^ sweetest ^.^ things +uWu The xDD deepest ;;w;; woathing to x3 the stomach ^.^ bwings, +:33 Ow >_< as x3 the :3 hewesies :3 that ;;w;; men UwU do OwO weave +^w^ Awe hated UwU most of UwU those ;;w;; they uWu did >_> deceive, +^w^ So UwU thou, x3 my suwfeit ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 hewesy, +Of aww be hated, >_> but x3 the UwU most of me! +^.^ And, aww x3 my x3 powews, address x3 youw wuv ÚwÚ and ^w^ might +;;w;; To honour Hewen, ÚwÚ and to be her uWu knyight! uWu Exit +HERMIA. [Starting] ^-^ Hewp uWu me, UwU Wysandew, OwO hewp OwO me; UwU do >w< thy best +;;w;; To pluck ÚwÚ this x3 cwawwing serpent from x3 my UwU bweast. +uWu Ay uWu me, fow ^.^ pity! >_> What :3 a dweam UwU was here! +UwU Wysandew, wook >w< how UwU I UwU do quake with ;;w;; feaw. +:33 Methought :3 a serpent eat x3 my >_< heawt away, +xDD And xDD you sat x3 smiwing uWu at :33 his UwU cwuew pwey. +Lysander! What, xDD wemov'd? Lysander! ^.^ wowd! +What, x3 out of hearing gone? No sound, nyo word? +xDD Awack, :3 whewe OwO awe you? ÚwÚ Speak, >w< an >_> if xDD you :3 heaw; +ÚwÚ Speak, of aww wuvs! UwU I xDD swoon almost with ;;w;; feaw. +uWu Nyo? UwU Then UwU I weww >_> pewceive xDD you OwO awe nyot nyigh. +^-^ Eithew :33 death ow xDD you I'll find immediately. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The wood. ÚwÚ TITANyIA lying ;;w;; asweep + +Entew UwU QUINCE, ^.^ SNyUG, :33 BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, ÚwÚ and STARVELING + +xDD BOTTOM. ^w^ Awe ^.^ we aww met? +uWu QUINCE. ^w^ Pat, >_< pat; ÚwÚ and hewe's :3 a marvellous UwU convenyient :33 pwace fow UwU ouw +;;w;; weheawsaw. This green :3 pwot UwU shaww be UwU ouw ^w^ stage, ÚwÚ this hawthown +bwake UwU ouw tiwing-house; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do >w< it uWu in xDD action, >_< as ^.^ we xDD wiww +UwU do >w< it >w< befowe x3 the uWu Duke. +xDD BOTTOM. Petew >_< Quince! +uWu QUINCE. >_> What sayest UwU thou, ^.^ buwwy ;;w;; Bottom? +xDD BOTTOM. >_> Thewe OwO awe ^.^ things uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD comedy of uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and ^.^ Thisby :3 that +xDD wiww >_< nyevew ÚwÚ pwease. ^.^ Fiwst, uWu Pywamus ^w^ must dwaw :3 a xDD swowd to OwO kiww +:33 himsewf; which x3 the ^.^ wadies ;;w;; cannyot UwU abide. How answew xDD you ^-^ that? +SNOUT. xDD By'w ^.^ wakin, :3 a ÚwÚ pawwous ;;w;; feaw. +>w< STAWVEWING. UwU I ^-^ bewieve ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO weave x3 the UwU kiwwing ^.^ out, when aww >_> is +^-^ donye. +xDD BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a UwU whit; UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD device to >_< make aww well. :3 Wwite ;;w;; me :3 a +ÚwÚ pwowogue; ÚwÚ and wet x3 the uWu pwowogue xDD seem to >_> say ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do nyo x3 hawm +with UwU ouw swowds, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu Pywamus >_> is nyot kill'd :33 indeed; ÚwÚ and fow +x3 the ^.^ mowe xDD bettew assurance, tell them :3 that UwU I uWu Pywamus ^w^ am nyot +uWu Pywamus >_> but Bottom x3 the ^-^ weavew. This xDD wiww put them x3 out of ;;w;; feaw. +uWu QUINCE. xDD Weww, ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu have xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ pwowogue; ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU shaww be ÚwÚ wwitten +uWu in eight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; six. +xDD BOTTOM. :3 Nyo, >_< make >w< it >w< two mowe; wet >w< it be ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in eight ÚwÚ and xDD eight. +SNOUT. Will nyot x3 the ^.^ wadies be >_< afeawd of x3 the wion? +>w< STAWVEWING. UwU I feaw :33 it, UwU I promise OwO you. +xDD BOTTOM. Masters, xDD you ought to OwO considew with >_> youwsewf to ;;w;; bwing in- +^w^ God OwO shiewd us!- :3 a wion ^-^ among ^.^ wadies >_> is :3 a UwU most :3 dweadfuw >_> thing; fow +there >_> is nyot :3 a ^.^ mowe x3 feawfuw xDD wiwd-foww than x3 youw wion x3 wiving; ÚwÚ and +^.^ we ought to wook to't. +SNOUT. Therefore anyothew uWu pwowogue ^w^ must tell ^.^ he >_> is nyot :3 a >_> wion. +xDD BOTTOM. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must xDD nyame :33 his :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and half :33 his OwO face ^w^ must be :3 seen +^w^ thwough x3 the ;;w;; wion's neck; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< himsewf ^w^ must speak :33 thwough, +:3 saying thus, ow to x3 the same defect: :33 'Wadies,' ow 'Fair x3 wadies, UwU I +^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish xDD you' ow ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ wouwd request xDD you' ow ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ wouwd entweat xDD you +nyot to ;;w;; feaw, nyot to ^w^ twembwe. OwO My >w< wife fow >w< youws! ;;w;; If xDD you think UwU I +come ÚwÚ hithew >_< as :3 a wion, >w< it :3 wewe pity of x3 my life. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^w^ am nyo xDD such +>_> thing; UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 man >_< as othew ;;w;; men >_> awe.' xDD And thewe, :33 indeed, wet ^.^ him +xDD nyame :33 his :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and tell them x3 pwainwy ^.^ he >_> is Snug x3 the x3 joinyew. +uWu QUINCE. xDD Weww, >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. OwO But there >_> is >w< two x3 hawd UwU things- :3 that +;;w;; is, to ;;w;; bwing x3 the moonlight x3 into :3 a ;;w;; chambew; for, xDD you knyow, uWu Pywamus +ÚwÚ and ^.^ Thisby :3 meet ^.^ by moonlight. +SNOUT. ^-^ Doth x3 the ;;w;; moon shine :3 that >w< nyight ^.^ we :33 pway UwU ouw pway? +xDD BOTTOM. ^-^ A cawendaw, :3 a ^.^ cawendaw! Wook uWu in x3 the almanack; find x3 out +moonshine, find x3 out xDD moonshinye. +uWu QUINCE. Yes, >w< it xDD doth shine :3 that OwO nyight. +xDD BOTTOM. Why, xDD then OwO may xDD you OwO weave :3 a >_< casement of x3 the great x3 chambew +>_< window, :3 whewe ^.^ we ^.^ pway, >w< open; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; moon OwO may shine uWu in uWu at x3 the +>w< casement. +uWu QUINCE. Ay; ow >_> ewse one ^w^ must come uWu in with :3 a ;;w;; bush of thorns ÚwÚ and :3 a +wantewn, ÚwÚ and >_> say ^.^ he x3 comes to ^w^ disfiguwe ow to xDD pwesent x3 the ÚwÚ pewson +of ^.^ Moonshinye. UwU Then there >_> is anyothew thing: ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu have :3 a waww uWu in +x3 the great ;;w;; chambew; fow uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and uWu Thisby, ;;w;; says x3 the story, uWu did +tawk ^w^ thwough x3 the ^-^ chink of :3 a wall. +SNOUT. >_> You ^.^ can >_< nyevew ;;w;; bwing uWu in :3 a wall. >_> What >_> say UwU you, ;;w;; Bottom? +xDD BOTTOM. ;;w;; Some x3 man ow othew ^w^ must xDD pwesent ^w^ Waww; ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him uWu have x3 some +:3 pwastew, ow x3 some xDD woam, ow x3 some :3 wough-cast about :3 him, to :33 signyify +waww; ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him howd :33 his x3 fingews thus, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough :3 that cranny +UwU shaww uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and ^.^ Thisby uWu whispew. +uWu QUINCE. ;;w;; If :3 that OwO may be, xDD then aww >_> is well. ^.^ Come, sit ;;w;; down, every +;;w;; mothew's x3 son, ÚwÚ and >w< weheawse x3 youw pawts. Pywamus, xDD you begin; when +xDD you uWu have >w< spoken x3 youw ;;w;; speech, enter x3 into :3 that ^.^ bwake; ÚwÚ and UwU so every +one accowding to :33 his >_< cue. + +Entew PUCK x3 behind + +UwU PUCK. >_> What ;;w;; hempen homespuns uWu have ^.^ we xDD swagg'wing UwU hewe, +^w^ So nyeaw x3 the >_> cwadwe of x3 the OwO Faiwy Queen? +What, :3 a :33 pway towawd! I'll be >w< an >_> auditow; +^-^ An :33 actow ^w^ too :3 pewhaps, >_> if UwU I >_> see OwO cause. +uWu QUINCE. ÚwÚ Speak, Pywamus. uWu Thisby, stand forth. +xDD BOTTOM. uWu Thisby, x3 the fwowews of uWu odious UwU savouws sweet- +uWu QUINCE. >_< 'Odious'- :33 odowous! +xDD BOTTOM. -odouws UwU savouws sweet; +^w^ So hath >w< thy :33 bweath, x3 my deawest ^.^ Thisby deaw. +OwO But hark, :3 a ^.^ voice! OwO Stay xDD thou >_> but OwO hewe awhiwe, +xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by UwU I xDD wiww to uWu thee :3 appeaw. uWu Exit +UwU PUCK. ^-^ A stwangew uWu Pywamus than ;;w;; e'ew OwO pwayed here! uWu Exit +;;w;; FWUTE. :3 Must UwU I speak ^.^ nyow? +uWu QUINCE. Ay, marry, ^w^ must uWu you; fow xDD you ^w^ must understand ^.^ he xDD goes >_> but to +>_> see :3 a noise :3 that ^.^ he ^-^ heawd, ÚwÚ and >_> is to come ;;w;; again. +;;w;; FWUTE. :3 Most OwO wadiant Pywamus, UwU most ;;w;; wiwy-white of >_< hue, +Of colour ^.^ wike x3 the red wose on x3 twiumphant ÚwÚ bwiew, +:3 Most bwisky juvenal, ÚwÚ and eke UwU most lovely x3 Jew, +;;w;; As true >_< as uWu twuest horse, :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew >w< tiwe, +I'll :3 meet ÚwÚ thee, Pywamus, uWu at xDD Nyinny's ;;w;; tomb. +uWu QUINCE. uWu 'Nyinyus' >w< tomb,' ;;w;; man! Why, xDD you ^w^ must nyot speak :3 that :33 yet; :3 that +xDD you answew to Pywamus. >_> You speak aww x3 youw ÚwÚ pawt uWu at ^w^ once, cues, ÚwÚ and +all. uWu Pywamus entew: x3 youw :33 cue >_> is xDD past; >w< it >_> is 'nyevew OwO tiwe.' +;;w;; FWUTE. >w< O- ;;w;; As true >_< as uWu twuest horse, :3 that y ^w^ et ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew :3 tiwe. + +^.^ We-entew xDD PUCK, ÚwÚ and BOTTOM with >w< an ass's >_> head + +xDD BOTTOM. ;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe faiw, uWu Thisby, UwU I :3 wewe >w< onwy ÚwÚ thinye. +uWu QUINCE. x3 O UwU monstwous! x3 O >_< stwange! We OwO awe UwU haunted. ÚwÚ Pway, ;;w;; mastews! fly, +;;w;; mastews! Help! +Exeunt aww >_> but BOTTOM ÚwÚ and PUCK +UwU PUCK. I'll ;;w;; fowwow uWu you; I'll lead xDD you about :3 a ^-^ wound, +^.^ Thwough :33 bog, ^w^ thwough ^-^ bush, ^w^ thwough >_> bwake, ^w^ thwough bwiew; +:3 Sometime :3 a UwU howse I'll be, ÚwÚ sometime :3 a uWu hound, +^-^ A ^-^ hog, :3 a headless >_> beaw, ÚwÚ sometime :3 a x3 fiwe; +xDD And ^-^ nyeigh, ÚwÚ and bawk, ÚwÚ and OwO gwunt, ÚwÚ and :33 woaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ buwn, +Wike horse, uWu hound, ^-^ hog, >_> beaw, ^w^ fiwe, uWu at every x3 tuwn. +uWu Exit +xDD BOTTOM. Why UwU do ;;w;; they >w< wun ÚwÚ away? This >_> is :3 a knyavewy of them to >_< make ;;w;; me +afeawd. + +^.^ We-entew SNyOUT + +SNOUT. x3 O >_< Bottom, xDD thou awt >_< chang'd! >_> What UwU do UwU I >_> see on thee? +xDD BOTTOM. >_> What UwU do xDD you see? >_> You >_> see >w< an ass-head of x3 youw OwO own, UwU do you? +uWu Exit SNyOUT + +^.^ We-entew QUINCE + +uWu QUINCE. :3 Bwess ÚwÚ thee, >_< Bottom, ;;w;; bwess uWu thee! ^.^ Thou awt twanswated. +uWu Exit +xDD BOTTOM. UwU I >_> see uWu theiw knyavewy: ÚwÚ this >_> is to >_< make >w< an >w< ass of OwO me; to +:33 fwight uWu me, >_> if ;;w;; they xDD couwd. OwO But UwU I xDD wiww nyot stir from ÚwÚ this pwace, UwU do +>_> what ;;w;; they can; UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk x3 up ÚwÚ and down UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^w^ sing, :3 that +;;w;; they UwU shaww hear UwU I ^w^ am nyot afraid. OwO [Sings] + +uWu The >_< ousew ^w^ cock, UwU so black of >_< hue, +With orange-tawny bill, +uWu The ^.^ thwostwe with :33 his ^-^ nyote UwU so ^-^ twue, +uWu The wren with xDD wittwe quiww. + +UwU TITANyIA. >_> What ÚwÚ angew ;;w;; wakes ;;w;; me from x3 my flow'ry bed? +xDD BOTTOM. OwO [Sings] +uWu The uWu finch, x3 the ^.^ spawwow, ÚwÚ and x3 the wawk, +uWu The plain-song ;;w;; cuckoo ^w^ gwey, +>_< Whose ^-^ nyote full UwU many :3 a x3 man xDD doth >_> mawk, +xDD And x3 dawes nyot answew nay- +for, :33 indeed, who ^.^ wouwd uWu set :33 his wit to UwU so >_< foowish :3 a xDD biwd? +Who ^.^ wouwd UwU give :3 a biwd x3 the xDD he, ^w^ though ^.^ he cwy :33 'cuckoo' >_< nyevew so? +UwU TITANyIA. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe mowtaw, ^.^ sing ;;w;; again. +Mine ear >_> is much x3 enyamouwed of >w< thy UwU nyote; +^w^ So >_> is >_< minye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ enthwawwed to >w< thy UwU shape; +xDD And >w< thy >w< faiw viwtue's force ^.^ pewfowce xDD doth move uWu me, +On x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ view, to say, to x3 sweaw, UwU I wuv thee. +xDD BOTTOM. Methinks, ^-^ mistwess, xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have xDD wittwe reason fow x3 that. +xDD And ^w^ yet, to >_> say x3 the truth, reason ÚwÚ and wuv >_< keep xDD wittwe >_< company +togethew ;;w;; nyow-a-days. uWu The ^.^ mowe x3 the pity :3 that x3 some xDD honyest +neighbours xDD wiww nyot >_< make them fwiends. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ can gleek ;;w;; upon +:33 occasion. +UwU TITANyIA. ^.^ Thou awt >_< as uWu wise >_< as xDD thou awt beautiful. +xDD BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, UwU nyeithew; >_> but >_> if UwU I xDD had wit enough to get x3 out of ÚwÚ this +wood, UwU I uWu have enough to serve >_< minye UwU own x3 tuwn. +UwU TITANyIA. UwU Out of ÚwÚ this uWu wood UwU do nyot ^.^ desiwe to go; +^.^ Thou shalt wemain OwO hewe >w< whethew xDD thou wiwt ow >w< nyo. +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ spiwit of nyo ^w^ common rate; +uWu The ^-^ summew still xDD doth tend ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ state; +xDD And UwU I UwU do wuv ÚwÚ thee; OwO thewefowe, OwO go with x3 me. +I'll UwU give uWu thee ^-^ faiwies to >_< attend on ÚwÚ thee; +xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww :3 fetch uWu thee :3 jewews from x3 the >w< deep, +xDD And ^w^ sing, OwO whiwe xDD thou on >w< pwessed fwowews dost ^w^ sweep; +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO puwge >w< thy >w< mowtaw gwossnyess UwU so +:33 That xDD thou shalt ^.^ wike >w< an airy ^w^ spiwit ÚwÚ go. +x3 Peasebwossom! Cobweb! ^-^ Moth! ÚwÚ and :33 Mustawdseed! + +Entew ^.^ PEASEBWOSSOM, COBWEB, >w< MOTH, ÚwÚ and x3 MUSTAWDSEED + +PEASEBLOSSOM. Weady. +>_< COBWEB. xDD And ^.^ I. +ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD And ^.^ I. +MUSTAWDSEED. xDD And ^.^ I. +uWu AWW. Whewe UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< go? +UwU TITANyIA. ^w^ Be uWu kind ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwteous to ÚwÚ this gentleman; +Hop uWu in :33 his >w< wawks ÚwÚ and gambol uWu in :33 his eyes; +UwU Feed ^.^ him with apricocks ÚwÚ and >_< dewbewwies, +With puwpwe UwU gwapes, green >_> figs, ÚwÚ and mulberries; +uWu The honey ;;w;; bags ^.^ steaw from x3 the humbwe-bees, +xDD And fow nyight-tapews crop uWu theiw ;;w;; waxen thighs, +xDD And >w< wight them uWu at x3 the fiery ^-^ gwow-wowm's ^w^ eyes, +;;w;; To uWu have x3 my wuv to x3 bed ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; awise; +xDD And pluck x3 the x3 wings from painted UwU buttewfwies, +;;w;; To >_> fan x3 the >_> moonbeams from :33 his x3 sweeping :3 eyes. +Nyod to :3 him, elves, ÚwÚ and UwU do ^.^ him courtesies. +PEASEBLOSSOM. >w< Haiw, mowtaw! +>_< COBWEB. Haiw! +ÚwÚ MOTH. Haiw! +MUSTAWDSEED. Haiw! +xDD BOTTOM. UwU I cwy x3 youw worships mercy, :3 heawtiwy; UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw +^w^ wowship's nyame. +>_< COBWEB. ÚwÚ Cobweb. +xDD BOTTOM. UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe xDD you of ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ acquaintance, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew +ÚwÚ Cobweb. ;;w;; If UwU I :3 cut x3 my finger, UwU I UwU shaww >_< make bold with OwO you. uWu Youw +:33 nyame, xDD honyest gentleman? +PEASEBLOSSOM. Peaseblossom. +xDD BOTTOM. UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to Mistress Squash, x3 youw :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and +to >_< Mastew Peascod, x3 youw :33 fathew. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Peaseblossom, UwU I UwU shaww +^.^ desiwe xDD you of ^.^ mowe >_< acquaintance UwU too. uWu Youw :33 nyame, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +UwU siw? +MUSTAWDSEED. Mustardseed. +xDD BOTTOM. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Mustawdseed, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw uWu patience well. :33 That +same >w< cowawdwy UwU giant-wike ;;w;; ox-beef hath x3 devouw'd UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman +of x3 youw ÚwÚ house. UwU I promise xDD you x3 youw >w< kindwed hath UwU made x3 my eyes UwU watew +ere now. UwU I ^.^ desiwe xDD you of ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ acquaintance, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew +Mustardseed. +UwU TITANyIA. ^.^ Come, wait ;;w;; upon him; lead ^.^ him to x3 my bowew. +uWu The ;;w;; moon, UwU methinks, :33 wooks with :3 a ^.^ wat'wy >_< eye; +xDD And when ^.^ she uWu weeps, ^.^ weeps every xDD wittwe UwU fwowew; +Wamenting x3 some enfowced >_< chastity. +ÚwÚ Tie x3 up x3 my love's ;;w;; tongue, ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him siwentwy. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu wood + +Entew OBERON + +OBERON. UwU I wonder >_> if ^-^ Titanyia be xDD awak'd; +Then, >_> what >w< it UwU was :3 that :3 nyext ^-^ came uWu in her >_< eye, +>_< Which ^.^ she ^w^ must >_> dote on uWu in extwemity. + +Entew PUCK + +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my :3 messengew. How now, ^-^ mad :33 spiwit! +>_> What OwO nyight-wuwe nyow about ÚwÚ this xDD haunted ^w^ gwuv? +UwU PUCK. OwO My mistwess with :3 a monstew >_> is uWu in love. +Near to her ^-^ cwose ÚwÚ and OwO consecwated ÚwÚ bowew, +While ^.^ she UwU was uWu in her dull ÚwÚ and x3 sweeping ^-^ houw, +^-^ A cwew of >_> patches, wude UwU mechanyicaws, +:33 That ^.^ wowk fow ^.^ bwead ;;w;; upon xDD Athenyian ;;w;; stawws, +^.^ Wewe >w< met togethew to >w< weheawse :3 a :33 pway +ÚwÚ Intended fow great ;;w;; Theseus' >w< nyuptiaw x3 day. +uWu The OwO shawwowest thickskin of :3 that ^-^ bawwen sort, +Who uWu Pywamus presented, uWu in uWu theiw spowt +Fowsook :33 his scene ÚwÚ and ^w^ ent'wed uWu in :3 a ^.^ bwake; +x3 When UwU I uWu did ^.^ him uWu at ÚwÚ this ^w^ advantage take, +^-^ An ass's ^w^ nyowe UwU I xDD fixed on :33 his >_> head. +^-^ Anyon :33 his ^.^ Thisby ^w^ must be x3 answewed, +xDD And fowth x3 my >_> mimic ^w^ comes. x3 When ;;w;; they ^.^ him :33 spy, +;;w;; As >w< wiwd ^.^ geese :3 that x3 the xDD cweeping x3 fowwew >_< eye, +:33 Ow ^w^ wusset-pated ^.^ choughs, UwU many uWu in sort, +x3 Wising ÚwÚ and cawing uWu at x3 the OwO gun's wepowt, +Sevew x3 themsewves ÚwÚ and madly :33 sweep x3 the :3 sky, +^w^ So uWu at :33 his ^.^ sight OwO away :33 his ^w^ fewwows xDD fwy; +xDD And uWu at UwU ouw stamp UwU hewe, ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ and ^-^ o'ew one >_< fawws; +>w< He murder cries, ÚwÚ and OwO hewp from ^.^ Athens calls. +^-^ Theiw sense OwO thus ÚwÚ weak, wost with uWu theiw OwO feaws OwO thus :33 stwong, +Made senseless ^.^ things x3 begin to UwU do them wwong, +For bwiews ÚwÚ and thorns uWu at uWu theiw apparel >w< snyatch; +;;w;; Some >w< sweeves, x3 some >_> hats, from yielders aww ^.^ things ;;w;; catch. +UwU I x3 wed them on uWu in ÚwÚ this distracted ;;w;; feaw, +xDD And left x3 sweet uWu Pywamus twanswated uWu thewe; +x3 When uWu in :3 that :33 moment, UwU so >w< it ^-^ came to pass, +^-^ Titanyia wak'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwaightway :3 wov'd >w< an ass. +OBERON. This ^w^ fawws x3 out xDD bettew than UwU I couwd devise. +OwO But x3 hast xDD thou yet UwU watch'd x3 the ^w^ Athenyian's eyes +With x3 the love-juice, >_< as UwU I uWu did bid uWu thee ^-^ do? +UwU PUCK. UwU I >_> took ^.^ him ^w^ sweeping- :3 that >_> is :33 finyish'd UwU too- +xDD And x3 the xDD Athenyian OwO woman ^.^ by :33 his x3 side; +^.^ That, when ^.^ he wak'd, of force ^.^ she ^w^ must be ;;w;; ey'd. + +Entew :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and HERMIA + +OBERON. ;;w;; Stand close; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the same Athenian. +UwU PUCK. This >_> is x3 the ^w^ woman, >_> but nyot ÚwÚ this x3 the man. +DEMETRIUS. >_< O, >w< why ^.^ webuke xDD you ^.^ him :3 that loves xDD you so? +Way UwU bweath UwU so UwU bittew on x3 youw UwU bittew foe. +HERMIA. Now UwU I >_> but :33 chide, >_> but UwU I >_> shouwd use uWu thee ^-^ wowse, +For UwU thou, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, x3 hast UwU given ;;w;; me cause to cuwse. +;;w;; If xDD thou x3 hast :3 swain :3 Wysandew uWu in :33 his sweep, +uWu Being ^-^ o'ew xDD shoes uWu in bwood, ^.^ pwunge uWu in x3 the >w< deep, +xDD And OwO kiww ;;w;; me UwU too. +uWu The sun UwU was nyot UwU so true >w< unto x3 the day +;;w;; As ^.^ he to x3 me. Wouwd ^.^ he uWu have :33 stowen OwO away +Fwom x3 sweeping Hermia? I'll ^-^ bewieve >_< as >w< soon +This whole ^.^ eawth OwO may be :33 bow'd, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 the ;;w;; moon +^-^ May ^w^ thwough x3 the centwe :3 cweep ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU dispwease +:3 Hew brother's UwU nyoontide with x3 th' Antipodes. +^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be >_> but xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ muwd'wed him; +^w^ So >_> shouwd :3 a x3 muwdewew wook- UwU so >_< dead, UwU so >w< gwim. +DEMETRIUS. ^w^ So >_> shouwd x3 the murdered wook; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> shouwd I, +Pierc'd ^w^ thwough x3 the >_< heawt with x3 youw xDD stewn cruelty; +ÚwÚ Yet UwU you, x3 the muwdewew, wook >_< as :3 bwight, >_< as cweaw, +;;w;; As yonder :3 Venyus uWu in her ^.^ gwimmewing UwU sphewe. +HERMIA. x3 What's ÚwÚ this to x3 my Wysandew? Whewe >_> is uWu he? +xDD Ah, ÚwÚ good UwU Demetwius, wiwt xDD thou UwU give ^.^ him me? +DEMETRIUS. UwU I xDD had rather UwU give :33 his ^.^ cawcass to x3 my UwU hounds. +HERMIA. Out, dog! ^.^ out, uWu cuw! ^.^ Thou ^-^ dwiv'st ;;w;; me x3 past x3 the bounds +Of maiden's OwO patience. Hast xDD thou :3 swain :3 him, ^w^ then? +ÚwÚ Hencefowth be >_< nyevew UwU nyumb'wed ^-^ among :3 men! +>_< O, >_> once tell true; tell ^-^ twue, even fow x3 my uWu sake! +:3 Duwst xDD thou uWu have >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon ^.^ him ^.^ being >w< awake, +xDD And x3 hast xDD thou kill'd ^.^ him x3 sweeping? x3 O >_< bwave ^.^ touch! +Could nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowm, >w< an >_< addew, UwU do UwU so much? +^-^ An >_> addew uWu did uWu it; fow with doubwew >_> tongue +Than xDD thinye, xDD thou sewpent, >_< nyevew >_> addew xDD stung. +DEMETRIUS. >_> You spend x3 youw passion on :3 a OwO mispwis'd ^-^ mood: +UwU I ^w^ am nyot guiwty of Lysander's ^-^ bwood; +x3 Nyow >_> is ^.^ he >_< dead, fow ^.^ aught :3 that UwU I ^.^ can tell. +HERMIA. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, tell ;;w;; me xDD then :3 that ^.^ he >_> is well. +DEMETRIUS. ^-^ An >_> if UwU I couwd, >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I get >w< thewefowe? +HERMIA. ^-^ A OwO pwiviwege >_< nyevew to >_> see ;;w;; me more. +xDD And from >w< thy hated x3 pwesence ÚwÚ pawt UwU I so; +xDD See ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe >w< whethew ^.^ he be >_< dead ow >w< nyo. uWu Exit +DEMETRIUS. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo fowwowing her uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< fiewce ;;w;; vein; +Here, OwO thewefowe, fow :3 a OwO whiwe UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ wemain. +^w^ So ^.^ sowwow's heaviness xDD doth heaview gwow +For >_> debt :3 that >w< bankwupt :33 sweep xDD doth sorrow OwO owe; +>_< Which nyow uWu in x3 some :3 swight UwU measuwe >w< it xDD wiww :33 pay, +;;w;; If fow :33 his xDD tendew OwO hewe UwU I >_< make x3 some >_< stay. [Lies down] +OBERON. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou done? ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^.^ mistaken UwU quite, +xDD And laid x3 the >_< wuv-juice on x3 some true-love's :33 sight. +Of >w< thy UwU mispwision ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce ensue +;;w;; Some true wuv :3 tuwn'd, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a UwU fawse >_> tuwn'd true. +UwU PUCK. UwU Then fate ;;w;; o'ew-wuwes, :3 that, one x3 man uWu howding troth, +^-^ A miwwion fail, >_< confounding ^-^ oath on uWu oath. +OBERON. About x3 the uWu wood OwO go ^w^ swiftew than x3 the ;;w;; wind, +xDD And OwO Hewenya of ^.^ Athens wook xDD thou find; +All fancy-sick ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ and pawe of cheew, +With :3 sighs of wuv :3 that ;;w;; costs x3 the >w< fwesh :3 bwood deaw. +^-^ By x3 some xDD iwwusion >_> see xDD thou ;;w;; bwing her ^.^ hewe; +I'll >_> chawm :33 his eyes OwO against ^.^ she UwU do :3 appeaw. +UwU PUCK. UwU I x3 go, UwU I go; wook >w< how UwU I x3 go, +OwO Swiftew than arrow from x3 the Tawtaw's ÚwÚ bow. uWu Exit +OBERON. :3 Fwowew of ÚwÚ this puwpwe xDD dye, +Hit with uWu Cupid's ;;w;; awchewy, +^-^ Sink uWu in apple of :33 his :33 eye. +x3 When :33 his wuv ^.^ he xDD doth uWu espy, +Let her shine >_< as UwU gwowiouswy +;;w;; As x3 the :3 Venyus of x3 the x3 sky. +x3 When xDD thou ;;w;; wak'st, >_> if ^.^ she be UwU by, +>w< Beg of her fow UwU wemedy. + +^.^ We-entew PUCK + +UwU PUCK. uWu Captain of UwU ouw ;;w;; faiwy :33 band, +OwO Hewenya >_> is OwO hewe uWu at uWu hand, +xDD And x3 the :33 youth >_> mistook ^.^ by ;;w;; me +x3 Pweading fow :3 a lover's >w< fee; +Shall ^.^ we uWu theiw fond pageant see? +Wowd, >_> what foows these :33 mowtaws OwO be! +OBERON. ;;w;; Stand xDD aside. uWu The noise ;;w;; they >_< make +Will cause >_< Demetwius to ^w^ awake. +UwU PUCK. UwU Then xDD wiww >w< two uWu at >_> once ^.^ woo onye. +:33 That ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be spowt ^.^ awonye; +xDD And UwU those ^.^ things UwU do best uWu pwease ;;w;; me +:33 That befaww pwepost'wouswy. + +Entew xDD WYSANDEW ÚwÚ and HEWENyA + +WYSANDEW. Why >_> shouwd xDD you think :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ woo uWu in scown? +>w< Scown ÚwÚ and dewision >_< nyevew come uWu in >w< teaws. +Wook when UwU I ^w^ vow, UwU I ^.^ weep; ÚwÚ and x3 vows UwU so born, +^w^ In uWu theiw :3 nyativity aww uWu twuth :3 appeaws. +How ^.^ can these ^.^ things uWu in ;;w;; me xDD seem ^w^ scown to UwU you, +ÚwÚ Beawing x3 the x3 badge of ^w^ faith, to ^-^ pwuv them twue? +HEWENyA. >_> You UwU do advance x3 youw x3 cunnying ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. +x3 When uWu twuth :33 kiwws truth, x3 O UwU deviwish-howy fray! +;;w;; These x3 vows OwO awe ^-^ Hewmia's. Will xDD you UwU give her xDD o'ew? +OwO Weigh ^-^ oath with ;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and xDD you xDD wiww >_< nyothing weigh: +uWu Youw x3 vows to her ÚwÚ and uWu me, put uWu in >w< two :33 scawes, +Will even weigh; ÚwÚ and both >_< as >w< wight >_< as ^-^ tawes. +WYSANDEW. UwU I OwO hod nyo ^w^ judgment when to her UwU I ^.^ swowe. +HEWENyA. x3 Nyow nyonye, uWu in x3 my UwU mind, nyow xDD you UwU give her >_< o'ew. +WYSANDEW. >_< Demetwius loves hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he loves nyot OwO you. +DEMETRIUS. UwU [Awaking] x3 O Hewen, xDD goddess, nymph, pewfect, divinye! +;;w;; To x3 what, x3 my xDD wuv, UwU shaww UwU I compare ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ eynye? +Cwystaw >_> is uWu muddy. >_< O, >w< how ripe uWu in x3 show +x3 Thy :3 wips, UwU those xDD kissing cherries, >_< tempting grow! +:33 That puwe UwU congeawed >_< white, xDD high :3 Tauwus' ;;w;; snyow, +;;w;; Fann'd with x3 the eastern ;;w;; wind, tuwns to :3 a x3 cwow +x3 When xDD thou ;;w;; howd'st x3 up >w< thy >w< hand. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me :3 kiss +This ^-^ pwincess of puwe >_< white, ÚwÚ this UwU seaw of uWu bwiss! +HEWENyA. x3 O ^w^ spite! x3 O >_< heww! UwU I >_> see xDD you aww OwO awe UwU bent +;;w;; To uWu set OwO against ;;w;; me fow x3 youw :33 mewwiment. +;;w;; If xDD you :3 wewe ÚwÚ civiw ÚwÚ and UwU knyew couwtesy, +>_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU do ;;w;; me OwO thus much >w< injuwy. +UwU Can xDD you nyot ^-^ hate uWu me, >_< as UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you UwU do, +OwO But xDD you ^w^ must ^w^ join uWu in >w< souws to ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me xDD too? +;;w;; If xDD you :3 wewe men, >_< as ;;w;; men xDD you OwO awe uWu in show, +>_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot use :3 a ^-^ gentwe uWu wady so: +;;w;; To ^w^ vow, ÚwÚ and x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and >_< supewpwaise x3 my xDD pawts, +x3 When UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you ^-^ hate ;;w;; me with x3 youw >w< heawts. +>_> You both OwO awe wivaws, ÚwÚ and wuv Hermia; +xDD And nyow both wivaws, to ÚwÚ mock Hewenya. +^-^ A ÚwÚ twim ^w^ expwoit, :3 a xDD manwy entewpwise, +;;w;; To x3 conjuwe tears x3 up uWu in :3 a poor maid's eyes +With x3 youw >_> dewision! ^-^ Nyonye of x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sowt +Wouwd UwU so ^-^ offend :3 a xDD viwgin, ÚwÚ and extowt +^-^ A poor x3 souw's patience, aww to >_< make xDD you ;;w;; spowt. +WYSANDEW. >_> You OwO awe >_> unkind, ^-^ Demetwius; be nyot so; +For xDD you wuv ^-^ Hewmia. This xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU I know; +xDD And UwU hewe, with aww ÚwÚ good :33 wiww, with aww x3 my uWu heawt, +^w^ In UwU Hewmia's wuv UwU I yield xDD you x3 up x3 my ^w^ pawt; +xDD And >_> youws of OwO Hewenya to ;;w;; me ^w^ bequeath, +;;w;; Whom UwU I UwU do wuv ÚwÚ and xDD wiww UwU do >w< tiww x3 my death. +HEWENyA. xDD Nyevew uWu did >_> mockews uWu waste ^.^ mowe idle >_< bweath. +DEMETRIUS. UwU Wysandew, >_< keep >w< thy Hermia; UwU I xDD wiww none. +;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew UwU I :3 wov'd hew, aww :3 that wuv >_> is ;;w;; gonye. +OwO My >_< heawt to her >_> but >_< as ÚwÚ guest-wise sojouwn'd, +xDD And nyow to :33 Hewen >_> is >w< it ^.^ home :3 wetuwn'd, +>_> Thewe to ^-^ wemain. +WYSANDEW. Hewen, >w< it >_> is nyot :3 so. +DEMETRIUS. Disparage nyot x3 the :33 faith xDD thou dost nyot knyow, +Lest, to >w< thy x3 pewiw, xDD thou aby >w< it deaw. +Wook :3 whewe >w< thy wuv ;;w;; comes; yonder >_> is >w< thy deaw. + +Entew HERMIA + +HERMIA. xDD Dawk night, :3 that from x3 the ^w^ eye :33 his ^.^ function ^-^ takes, +uWu The ear ^.^ mowe ^w^ quick of apprehension ^-^ makes; +^-^ Whewein >w< it xDD doth impaiw x3 the ^-^ seeing sense, +^.^ It >w< pays x3 the hearing :3 doubwe ;;w;; wecompense. +^.^ Thou awt nyot ^.^ by >_< minye >_< eye, UwU Wysandew, xDD found; +Mine eaw, UwU I >_> thank :33 it, ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me to >w< thy UwU sound. +OwO But >w< why unkindly :33 didst xDD thou OwO weave ;;w;; me so? +WYSANDEW. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he xDD stay ÚwÚ whom wuv xDD doth x3 pwess to >w< go? +HERMIA. >_> What wuv couwd x3 pwess :3 Wysandew from x3 my ^-^ side? +WYSANDEW. Lysander's xDD wuv, :3 that ^.^ wouwd nyot wet ^.^ him bide- +Faiw Helena, who ^.^ mowe UwU engiwds x3 the >w< nyight +Than aww >_< yon fiery oes ÚwÚ and eyes of light. +Why >_< seek'st xDD thou me? Could nyot ÚwÚ this >_< make uWu thee ^.^ knyow +uWu The ^-^ hate UwU I OwO bawe uWu thee UwU made ;;w;; me OwO weave uWu thee so? +HERMIA. >_> You speak nyot >_< as xDD you >_> think; >w< it ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. +HEWENyA. Lo, ^.^ she >_> is one of ÚwÚ this :3 confedewacy! +Now UwU I >_> pewceive ;;w;; they uWu have ÚwÚ conjoin'd aww >w< thwee +;;w;; To fashion ÚwÚ this UwU fawse spowt uWu in x3 spite of x3 me. +Injurious >_< Hewmia! UwU most uWu ungwatefuw x3 maid! +:3 Have xDD you >_> conspiw'd, uWu have xDD you with these ^w^ contwiv'd, +;;w;; To x3 bait ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ this fouw ^w^ dewision? +Is aww x3 the counsel :3 that ^.^ we >w< two uWu have shar'd, +uWu The sisters' ^w^ vows, x3 the >_> houws :3 that ^.^ we uWu have >_< spent, +x3 When ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; chid x3 the >_< hasty-footed time +For >w< pawting >w< us- >_< O, >_> is aww OwO fowgot? +All >w< schoow-days' ^-^ fwiendship, childhood innyocence? +We, :33 Hewmia, ^.^ wike >w< two :33 awtificiaw uWu gods, +:3 Have with UwU ouw needles created both one x3 fwowew, +UwU Both on one sampwew, :3 sitting on one :3 cushion, +UwU Both ;;w;; wawbwing of one song, both uWu in one ;;w;; key; +;;w;; As >_> if UwU ouw ^.^ hands, UwU ouw :33 sides, UwU voices, ÚwÚ and x3 minds, +xDD Had :33 been incowpowate. ^w^ So ^.^ we ^-^ gwew together, +Wike to :3 a :3 doubwe :3 chewwy, ÚwÚ seeming parted, +OwO But yet >w< an >w< unyion uWu in ^-^ pawtition, +Two lovely >_< bewwies moulded on one stern; +So, with >w< two ÚwÚ seeming >w< bodies, >_> but one heawt; +Two of x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, ^.^ wike coats uWu in uWu hewawdwy, +>_> Due >_> but to one, ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwownyed with one >w< cwest. +xDD And xDD wiww xDD you OwO went UwU ouw UwU ancient wuv asunder, +;;w;; To ^w^ join with ;;w;; men uWu in :33 scownying x3 youw poor >w< fwiend? +^.^ It >_> is nyot ;;w;; fwiendwy, UwU 'tis nyot >_> maidenwy; +Our ;;w;; sex, >_< as weww >_< as I, OwO may UwU chide xDD you fow :33 it, +;;w;; Though UwU I awonye UwU do x3 feew x3 the >w< injuwy. +HERMIA. UwU I ^w^ am x3 amazed uWu at x3 youw passionyate words; +UwU I ^w^ scown xDD you x3 nyot; >w< it ;;w;; seems :3 that xDD you ^w^ scown x3 me. +HEWENyA. :3 Have xDD you nyot uWu set UwU Wysandew, >_< as uWu in ^.^ scown, +;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and praise x3 my eyes ÚwÚ and ^.^ face? +xDD And UwU made x3 youw othew xDD wuv, UwU Demetwius, +Who even >_> but nyow uWu did :33 spuwn ;;w;; me with :33 his xDD foot, +;;w;; To caww ;;w;; me xDD goddess, nymph, divine, ÚwÚ and wawe, +:33 Pwecious, cewestiaw? ÚwÚ Whewefowe xDD speaks ^.^ he ÚwÚ this +;;w;; To her ^.^ he ;;w;; hates? xDD And ^-^ whewefowe xDD doth :3 Wysandew +>w< Deny x3 youw xDD wuv, UwU so rich within :33 his x3 souw, +xDD And xDD tendew uWu me, xDD fowsooth, :33 affection, +OwO But ^.^ by x3 youw >w< setting ;;w;; on, ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ consent? +>_> What ^w^ though UwU I be nyot UwU so uWu in xDD gwace >_< as UwU you, +^w^ So UwU hung ;;w;; upon with xDD wuv, UwU so fortunate, +OwO But >w< misewabwe :3 most, to wuv unwov'd? +This xDD you >_> shouwd pity rather than >w< despise. +HERMIA. UwU I understand nyot >_> what xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by UwU this. +HEWENyA. Ay, xDD do- uWu pewsevew, OwO countewfeit >_> sad looks, +^-^ Make mouths ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me when UwU I turn x3 my back, +>_> Wink >_< each uWu at >w< othew; howd x3 the x3 sweet xDD jest xDD up; +This sport, weww ;;w;; cawwied, UwU shaww be ÚwÚ chwonyicwed. +;;w;; If xDD you uWu have xDD any pity, gwace, ow :3 mannyews, +>_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< make ;;w;; me xDD such >w< an awgument. +OwO But ^-^ fawe OwO ye well; UwU 'tis ;;w;; pawtwy x3 my UwU own ^w^ fauwt, +>_< Which UwU death, ow >_> absence, >w< soon UwU shaww UwU wemedy. +WYSANDEW. Stay, ^-^ gentwe Hewenya; hear x3 my OwO excuse; +OwO My xDD wuv, x3 my :3 wife, x3 my x3 souw, >w< faiw Helena! +HEWENyA. x3 O excellent! +HERMIA. OwO Sweet, UwU do nyot ^w^ scown her :3 so. +DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; If ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot entreat, UwU I ^.^ can compew. +WYSANDEW. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst compel nyo ^.^ mowe than ^.^ she >_< entweat; +x3 Thy threats uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ stwength than her xDD weak >_< pwayews +Hewen, UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ by x3 my >w< wife UwU I do; +UwU I >_< sweaw ^.^ by :3 that which UwU I xDD wiww wose fow uWu thee +;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv ^.^ him UwU fawse :3 that ;;w;; says UwU I wuv uWu thee not. +DEMETRIUS. UwU I >_> say UwU I wuv uWu thee ^.^ mowe than ^.^ he ^.^ can xDD do. +WYSANDEW. ;;w;; If xDD thou >_> say >_> so, :3 withdwaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv >w< it UwU too. +DEMETRIUS. OwO Quick, x3 come. +HERMIA. UwU Wysandew, ^w^ wheweto tends aww :3 this? +WYSANDEW. :33 Away, xDD you x3 Ethiope! +DEMETRIUS. :3 Nyo, no, ^.^ he xDD wiww +Seem to bweak >_< woose- OwO take on >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd follow, +OwO But yet come not. >_> You OwO awe :3 a >w< tame xDD man; :3 go! +WYSANDEW. Hang ^w^ off, xDD thou cat, xDD thou >w< buww; ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ thing, wet UwU woose, +:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; shake uWu thee from ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a serpent. +HERMIA. Why OwO awe xDD you grown UwU so >_> wude? >_> What change >_> is uWu this, +ÚwÚ Sweet love? +WYSANDEW. x3 Thy love! Out, OwO tawny uWu Tawtaw, out! +Out, >_< woathed ^-^ med'cinye! x3 O hated >_> potion, UwU hence! +HERMIA. Do xDD you nyot UwU jest? +HEWENyA. Yes, sooth; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do OwO you. +WYSANDEW. UwU Demetwius, UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep x3 my ;;w;; wowd with thee. +DEMETRIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had x3 youw bond; fow UwU I >_> pewceive +^-^ A xDD weak :3 bond ÚwÚ howds uWu you; I'll nyot :33 twust x3 youw OwO wowd. +WYSANDEW. What, >_> shouwd UwU I ÚwÚ huwt hew, strike hew, OwO kiww her dead? +Awthough UwU I ^-^ hate hew, I'll nyot x3 hawm her :3 so. +HERMIA. What! UwU Can xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me :33 gweatew x3 hawm than x3 hate? +Hate me! OwO whewefowe? x3 O me! >_> what news, x3 my love? +^w^ Am nyot UwU I Hermia? ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you Wysandew? +UwU I ^w^ am >_< as >w< faiw nyow >_< as UwU I UwU was ^-^ ewewhiwe. +Since >w< nyight xDD you :3 wov'd OwO me; yet xDD since >w< nyight xDD you left x3 me. +Why >w< then, xDD you left me- >_< O, x3 the gods >_< fowbid!- +^w^ In earnest, UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ say? +WYSANDEW. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my wife! +xDD And >_< nyevew uWu did ^.^ desiwe to >_> see uWu thee more. +Therefore be x3 out of hope, of ^.^ question, of doubt; +^w^ Be cewtain, >_< nyothing twuew; UwU 'tis nyo xDD jest +:33 That UwU I UwU do ^-^ hate uWu thee ÚwÚ and wuv Hewenya. +HERMIA. x3 O me! xDD you juggler! xDD you cankerblossom! +>_> You UwU thief of love! What! :3 Have xDD you come ^.^ by night, +xDD And :3 stow'n x3 my love's >_< heawt from him? +HEWENyA. xDD Finye, :33 i' >_< faith! +:3 Have xDD you nyo OwO modesty, nyo >_< maiden UwU shame, +No :33 touch of bashfuwnyess? What! Will xDD you teaw +Impatient ^-^ answews from x3 my ^-^ gentwe ^.^ tongue? +OwO Fie, fie! xDD you >_< countewfeit, xDD you OwO puppet you! +HERMIA. 'Puppet!' >w< why so? Ay, :3 that uWu way xDD goes x3 the >_< game. +Now UwU I >_> pewceive :3 that ^.^ she hath UwU made compare +Between UwU ouw ^-^ statuwes; ^.^ she hath ;;w;; uwg'd her :3 height; +xDD And with her pewsonyage, her ;;w;; taww pewsonyage, +:3 Hew xDD height, xDD fowsooth, ^.^ she hath pwevaiw'd with ^.^ him. +xDD And OwO awe xDD you grown UwU so xDD high uWu in :33 his >_> esteem +>_< Because UwU I ^w^ am UwU so dwarfish ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ wow? +How wow ^w^ am I, xDD thou painted ;;w;; maypowe? :33 Speak. +How wow ^w^ am >_< I? UwU I ^w^ am nyot yet UwU so wow +OwO But :3 that x3 my >_< nyaiws ^.^ can :3 weach >w< unto ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. +HEWENyA. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ though xDD you ÚwÚ mock uWu me, xDD gentwemen, +Let her nyot ÚwÚ huwt x3 me. UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew >_> cuwst; +UwU I uWu have nyo ^w^ gift uWu at aww uWu in shrewishness; +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >w< wight >_< maid fow x3 my cowawdice; +Let her nyot strike x3 me. >_> You ^-^ pewhaps OwO may >_< think, +>_< Because ^.^ she >_> is ^-^ something >_< wowew than myself, +:33 That UwU I ^.^ can >_< match her. +HERMIA. 'Wowew' hark, ;;w;; again. +HEWENyA. ^-^ Good :33 Hewmia, UwU do nyot be UwU so UwU bittew with x3 me. +UwU I evewmowe uWu did wuv UwU you, :33 Hewmia, +Did OwO evew >_< keep x3 youw OwO counsews, >_< nyevew wrong'd uWu you; +:3 Save :3 that, uWu in wuv >w< unto UwU Demetwius, +UwU I told ^.^ him of x3 youw uWu steawth >w< unto ÚwÚ this wood. +>w< He fowwowed uWu you; fow wuv UwU I fowwowed him; +OwO But ^.^ he hath ;;w;; chid ;;w;; me hence, ÚwÚ and threat'ned ;;w;; me +;;w;; To strike uWu me, :33 spuwn uWu me, x3 nyay, to OwO kiww ;;w;; me :3 too; +xDD And now, UwU so xDD you xDD wiww wet ;;w;; me :33 quiet x3 go, +;;w;; To ^.^ Athens xDD wiww UwU I UwU beaw x3 my >w< fowwy back, +xDD And ;;w;; fowwow xDD you nyo fuwthew. Let ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. +>_> You >_> see >w< how :33 simpwe ÚwÚ and >w< how fond UwU I am. +HERMIA. Why, get xDD you ÚwÚ gonye! Who :3 is't :3 that hindews you? +HEWENyA. ^-^ A >_< foowish >_< heawt :3 that UwU I OwO weave OwO hewe behind. +HERMIA. What! with Wysandew? +HEWENyA. With :33 Demetwius. +WYSANDEW. ^w^ Be nyot afwaid; ^.^ she UwU shaww nyot x3 hawm ÚwÚ thee, Hewenya. +DEMETRIUS. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she UwU shaww >_> nyot, ^w^ though xDD you OwO take her part. +HEWENyA. >_< O, when ^.^ she >_> is ;;w;; angwy, ^.^ she >_> is >_> keen ÚwÚ and UwU shwewd; +:33 She UwU was :3 a vixen when ^.^ she OwO went to ÚwÚ schoow; +^.^ And, ^w^ though ^.^ she be >_> but UwU wittwe, ^.^ she >_> is :33 fiewce. +HERMIA. 'Little' x3 again! Nyothing >_> but 'low' ÚwÚ and 'wittwe'! +Why xDD wiww xDD you suffew her to fwout ;;w;; me >_< thus? +Let ;;w;; me come to her. +WYSANDEW. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, xDD you dwarf; +>_> You minyimus, of hind'wing knot-grass ÚwÚ made; +>_> You bead, xDD you ÚwÚ acown. +DEMETRIUS. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too uWu officious +^w^ In her behawf :3 that scorns x3 youw ^w^ sewvices. +Let her ^.^ awonye; speak nyot of Hewenya; +^.^ Take nyot her ^w^ pawt; fow >_> if xDD thou dost intend +xDD Nyevew UwU so xDD wittwe x3 show of wuv to hew, +^.^ Thou shalt aby :3 it. +WYSANDEW. Now ^.^ she ÚwÚ howds ;;w;; me not. +Now follow, >_> if xDD thou uWu daw'st, to >_> twy x3 whose wight, +Of ^.^ thinye ow >_> minye, >_> is UwU most uWu in Hewenya. +DEMETRIUS. Fowwow! Nyay, I'll OwO go with ÚwÚ thee, >_< cheek ^.^ by joww. +Exeunt xDD WYSANDEW ÚwÚ and :3 DEMETWIUS +HERMIA. >_< You, ^-^ mistwess, aww ÚwÚ this coiw >_> is ^-^ wong of OwO you. +Nyay, OwO go nyot back. +HEWENyA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot :33 twust UwU you, x3 I; +x3 Nyow longer xDD stay uWu in x3 youw curst UwU company. +uWu Youw ^.^ hands than >_< minye OwO awe quickew fow :3 a :33 fway; +OwO My UwU wegs OwO awe longer x3 though, to >w< wun xDD away. uWu Exit +HERMIA. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ amaz'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to :3 say. uWu Exit +OBERON. This >_> is >w< thy nyegwigence. UwU Stiww xDD thou ^-^ mistak'st, +:33 Ow >_> ewse ^-^ committ'st >w< thy knaveries ÚwÚ wiwfuwwy. +UwU PUCK. :3 Bewieve uWu me, x3 king of xDD shadows, UwU I mistook. +Did nyot xDD you tell ;;w;; me UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 man +^-^ By x3 the xDD Athenyian xDD gawments ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ on? +xDD And UwU so uWu faw blameless ;;w;; pwuvs x3 my uWu entewpwise +:33 That UwU I uWu have 'nyointed >w< an ^w^ Athenyian's eyes; +xDD And UwU so uWu faw ^w^ am UwU I uWu gwad >w< it UwU so uWu did sort, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this uWu theiw jangwing UwU I >_> esteem :3 a ;;w;; spowt. +OBERON. ^.^ Thou seest these ^w^ wuvws >_> seek :3 a :33 pwace to ^w^ fight. +Hie OwO thewefowe, Wobin, uvwcast x3 the ^w^ nyight; +uWu The ^-^ stawwy welkin UwU cuvw xDD thou :3 anyon +With ;;w;; dwooping >_> fog >_< as black >_< as OwO Achewon, +xDD And lead these testy xDD wivaws UwU so astray +;;w;; As one come nyot within another's >_> way. +Wike to :3 Wysandew ÚwÚ sometime fwame >w< thy ;;w;; tongue, +UwU Then stir >_< Demetwius x3 up with UwU bittew >_> wwong; +xDD And ÚwÚ sometime waiw xDD thou ^.^ wike ^-^ Demetwius; +xDD And from >_< each othew wook xDD thou lead them thus, +Tiww ^-^ o'ew uWu theiw ^w^ bwows >w< death-countewfeiting :33 sweep +With weaden UwU wegs ÚwÚ and >_< batty x3 wings xDD doth x3 cweep. +UwU Then xDD cwush ÚwÚ this OwO hewb x3 into Lysander's >_< eye; +>_< Whose liquor hath ÚwÚ this virtuous ^.^ pwopewty, +;;w;; To OwO take from thence aww ewwow with :33 his ^w^ might +xDD And >_< make :33 his ^w^ eyebawws ;;w;; woww with uWu wonted :33 sight. +x3 When ;;w;; they :3 nyext x3 wake, aww ÚwÚ this dewision +Shall xDD seem :3 a dweam ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fwuitwess ;;w;; vision; +xDD And back to ^.^ Athens UwU shaww x3 the ^w^ wuvws xDD wend +With :33 weague x3 whose uWu date >w< tiww :33 death UwU shaww >_< nyevew OwO end. +Whiwes UwU I uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ affaiw UwU do uWu thee UwU empwoy, +I'll to x3 my queen, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg her Indian ^.^ boy; +xDD And xDD then UwU I xDD wiww her OwO chawmed ^w^ eye wewease +Fwom uWu monstew's ^.^ view, ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things UwU shaww be peace. +UwU PUCK. OwO My ;;w;; faiwy uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this ^w^ must be donye with xDD haste, +For night's UwU swift dragons :3 cut x3 the :33 cwouds full x3 fast; +xDD And yonder uWu shinyes ^-^ Auwowa's ;;w;; hawbingew, +At x3 whose appwoach ^w^ ghosts, >w< wand'wing OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, +uWu Twoop ^.^ home to chuwchyawds. Damned ;;w;; spiwits aww +:33 That uWu in cross-ways ÚwÚ and xDD fwoods uWu have buwiaw, +x3 Awweady to uWu theiw OwO wowmy beds OwO awe >w< gonye, +For feaw xDD west day >_> shouwd wook uWu theiw UwU shames xDD upon; +^-^ They uWu wiwfuwwy x3 themsewves >w< exiw'd from wight, +xDD And ^w^ must fow ^.^ aye consort with bwack-bwow'd OwO nyight. +OBERON. OwO But ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; spiwits of anyothew :3 sowt: +UwU I with x3 the Mownying's wuv uWu have ;;w;; oft UwU made >_< spowt; +^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a forester, x3 the ^.^ gwuvs OwO may ;;w;; twead +Even >w< tiww x3 the eastern >_< gate, aww fiery ;;w;; wed, +Openying on Nyeptunye with >w< faiw blessed ;;w;; beams, +Tuwns x3 into >w< yewwow gowd :33 his ^-^ sawt green uWu stweams. +But, >w< nyotwithstanding, xDD haste, >_< make nyo >_< deway; +We OwO may ^w^ effect ÚwÚ this business yet ere x3 day. uWu Exit OBERON +UwU PUCK. Up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, +UwU I xDD wiww lead them x3 up ÚwÚ and down. +UwU I ^w^ am feaw'd uWu in field ÚwÚ and xDD town. +Goblin, lead them x3 up ÚwÚ and down. +:3 Hewe x3 comes onye. + +Entew xDD WYSANDEW + +WYSANDEW. Whewe awt UwU thou, OwO pwoud Demetwius? ^w^ Speak xDD thou now. +UwU PUCK. Here, villain, drawn ÚwÚ and weady. Whewe awt thou? +WYSANDEW. UwU I xDD wiww be with uWu thee stwaight. +UwU PUCK. Follow uWu me, >w< then, +;;w;; To plainer :33 gwound. uWu Exit xDD WYSANDEW >_< as fowwowing x3 the uWu voice + +Entew :3 DEMETWIUS + +DEMETRIUS. UwU Wysandew, speak ;;w;; again. +^.^ Thou >_> wunyaway, xDD thou xDD cowawd, awt xDD thou fled? +Speak! ^w^ In x3 some ;;w;; bush? Whewe dost xDD thou hide >w< thy head? +UwU PUCK. ^.^ Thou xDD cowawd, awt xDD thou ^.^ bwagging to x3 the ÚwÚ staws, +Tewwing x3 the >_< bushes :3 that xDD thou wook'st fow ^-^ waws, +xDD And wiwt nyot come? ^.^ Come, recreant, come, xDD thou child; +I'll whip uWu thee with :3 a wod. >w< He >_> is >_> defiw'd +:33 That ÚwÚ dwaws :3 a xDD swowd on thee. +DEMETRIUS. Yea, awt xDD thou OwO thewe? +UwU PUCK. Follow x3 my voice; we'll >_> twy nyo manhood hewe. Exeunt + +^.^ We-entew xDD WYSANDEW + +WYSANDEW. >w< He xDD goes >w< befowe uWu me, ÚwÚ and still x3 dawes ;;w;; me xDD on; +x3 When UwU I come :3 whewe ^.^ he calls, xDD then ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; gonye. +uWu The viwwain >_> is much x3 wightew heel'd than ^.^ I. +UwU I fowwowed OwO fast, >_> but fastew ^.^ he uWu did fly, +:33 That ;;w;; fawwen ^w^ am UwU I uWu in dark unyeven :3 way, +xDD And OwO hewe xDD wiww xDD west x3 me. [Lies down] ^.^ Come, xDD thou ^-^ gentwe x3 day. +For >_> if >_> but >_> once xDD thou x3 show ;;w;; me >w< thy ^w^ gwey wight, +I'll find UwU Demetwius, ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge ÚwÚ this spite. >_< [Sweeps] + +^.^ We-entew PUCK ÚwÚ and :3 DEMETWIUS + +UwU PUCK. >w< Ho, :3 ho, ho! x3 Cowawd, >w< why UwU com'st xDD thou ^w^ nyot? +DEMETRIUS. uWu Abide uWu me, >_> if xDD thou daw'st; fow weww UwU I uWu wot +^.^ Thou >w< wun'st >w< befowe uWu me, shifting every pwace, +xDD And ^w^ daw'st nyot x3 stand, nor wook ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ;;w;; face. +Whewe awt xDD thou ^.^ nyow? +UwU PUCK. :3 Come hithew; UwU I ^w^ am hewe. +DEMETRIUS. Nyay, >w< then, xDD thou ^.^ mock'st x3 me. ^.^ Thou shalt UwU buy ÚwÚ this deaw, +;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I >w< thy OwO face ^.^ by ^-^ daywight see; +>_> Nyow, OwO go >w< thy >_> way. ;;w;; Faintnyess constwainyeth ;;w;; me +;;w;; To UwU measuwe x3 out x3 my :33 wength on ÚwÚ this UwU cowd :3 bed. +^-^ By day's appwoach wook to be ^.^ visited. +[Lies down ÚwÚ and sweeps] + +Entew HEWENyA + +HEWENyA. x3 O ÚwÚ weawy night, x3 O ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and tedious night, +Abate >w< thy xDD houws! OwO Shinye UwU comfowts from x3 the OwO east, +:33 That UwU I OwO may back to ^.^ Athens ^.^ by daylight, +Fwom these :3 that x3 my poor >_< company detest. +xDD And sweep, :3 that x3 sometimes x3 shuts x3 up ^.^ sowwow's >_< eye, +xDD Steaw ;;w;; me ^-^ awhiwe from >_< minye UwU own UwU company. >_< [Sweeps] +UwU PUCK. ÚwÚ Yet >_> but xDD thwee? :3 Come one mowe; +Two of both >_> kinds x3 makes x3 up fouw. +:3 Hewe ^.^ she ;;w;; comes, curst ÚwÚ and OwO sad. +x3 Cupid >_> is :3 a knavish lad, +^-^ Thus to >_< make poor femawes >_> mad. + +Entew HERMIA + +HERMIA. xDD Nyevew UwU so OwO weawy, >_< nyevew UwU so uWu in woe, +>_< Bedabbwed with x3 the ;;w;; dew, ÚwÚ and :33 town with bwiews, +UwU I ^.^ can nyo further cwaww, nyo further go; +OwO My UwU wegs ^.^ can >_< keep nyo >_> pace with x3 my :33 desiwes. +:3 Hewe xDD wiww UwU I xDD west ;;w;; me >w< tiww x3 the bweak of x3 day. +^w^ Heavens OwO shiewd UwU Wysandew, >_> if ;;w;; they >_> mean :3 a fray! +[Lies down ÚwÚ and sweeps] +UwU PUCK. On x3 the x3 gwound +OwO Sweep >w< sound; +I'll apply +;;w;; To x3 youw >_< eye, +^w^ Gentwe ^.^ wuvw, UwU wemedy. +:3 [Squeezing x3 the >w< juice on WYSANDEW'S ^-^ eyes] +x3 When xDD thou ;;w;; wak'st, +^.^ Thou :33 tak'st +;;w;; Twue delight +^w^ In x3 the ^.^ sight +Of >w< thy xDD fowmew >_> wady's >_< eye; +xDD And x3 the countwy pwuvwb ^-^ knyown, +:33 That every x3 man >_> shouwd OwO take :33 his OwO own, +^w^ In x3 youw UwU waking UwU shaww be shown: +x3 Jack UwU shaww uWu have UwU Jiww; +x3 Nyought UwU shaww OwO go iww; +uWu The x3 man UwU shaww uWu have :33 his ÚwÚ mawe OwO again, ÚwÚ and aww UwU shaww be well. +uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The wood. LYSANDER, UwU DEMETWIUS, x3 HEWENyA, ÚwÚ and ^-^ HEWMIA, lying ;;w;; asweep + +Entew ÚwÚ TITANyIA ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Bottom; ^.^ PEASEBWOSSOM, COBWEB, >w< MOTH, MUSTAWDSEED, +ÚwÚ and othew uWu FAIWIES UwU attending; +OBERON behind, unseen + +UwU TITANyIA. ^.^ Come, sit uWu thee down ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this flow'ry ^.^ bed, +While UwU I >w< thy :3 amiabwe >_> cheeks UwU do >_> coy, +xDD And OwO stick OwO musk-woses uWu in >w< thy sleek x3 smooth head, +xDD And :3 kiss >w< thy >w< faiw large ;;w;; eaws, x3 my ^-^ gentwe ^-^ joy. +xDD BOTTOM. :3 Whewe's UwU Peasebwossom? +PEASEBLOSSOM. Weady. +xDD BOTTOM. ;;w;; Scwatch x3 my head, Peaseblossom. +:3 Whewe's >_> Mounsieuw >_> Cobweb? +>_< COBWEB. Weady. +xDD BOTTOM. >_> Mounsieuw >_> Cobweb; ÚwÚ good xDD mounsieuw, get xDD you x3 youw >_< weapons uWu in +x3 youw uWu hand ÚwÚ and OwO kiww ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ wed-hipp'd UwU humbwe-bee on x3 the ;;w;; top of :3 a +thistle; x3 and, ÚwÚ good xDD mounsieuw, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me x3 the xDD honyey-bag. Do nyot fret +>_> youwsewf ^w^ too much uWu in x3 the xDD action, mounsieuw; x3 and, ÚwÚ good xDD mounsieuw, +uWu have :3 a :3 cawe x3 the :33 honyey-bag bweak x3 nyot; UwU I ^.^ wouwd be loath to uWu have xDD you +^.^ uvwfwown with :3 a uWu honyey-bag, ;;w;; signyiow. :3 Whewe's >_> Mounsieuw +ÚwÚ Mustawdseed? +MUSTAWDSEED. Weady. +xDD BOTTOM. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw :33 nyeaf, >_> Mounsieuw Mustardseed. >_> Pway UwU you, OwO weave +x3 youw ^.^ cuwtsy, ÚwÚ good mounsieur. +MUSTAWDSEED. x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? +xDD BOTTOM. UwU Nyothing, ÚwÚ good xDD mounsieuw, >_> but to OwO hewp >w< Cavawewy Cobweb to +>_> scwatch. UwU I ^w^ must to x3 the ;;w;; bawbew's, mounsieuw; fow uWu methinks UwU I ^w^ am +marvellous haiwy about x3 the face; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am xDD such :3 a xDD tendew ass, >_> if +x3 my >_< haiw UwU do >_> but tickwe ;;w;; me UwU I ^w^ must >_> scwatch. +UwU TITANyIA. What, wiwt xDD thou hear x3 some ^.^ music, x3 my x3 sweet love? +xDD BOTTOM. UwU I uWu have :3 a ^.^ weasonyabwe ÚwÚ good ear uWu in >_> music. :3 Wet's uWu have x3 the >w< tongs +ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD bonyes. +UwU TITANyIA. :33 Ow say, x3 sweet xDD wuv, >_> what xDD thou uWu desiwest to ^.^ eat. +xDD BOTTOM. ^-^ Twuwy, :3 a peck of ÚwÚ pwuvndew; UwU I couwd xDD munch x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD dwy +^-^ oats. Methinks UwU I uWu have :3 a great ^.^ desiwe to :3 a bottwe of hay. ^-^ Good +hay, x3 sweet hay, hath nyo UwU fewwow. +UwU TITANyIA. UwU I uWu have :3 a >w< ventuwous ;;w;; faiwy :3 that UwU shaww >_> seek +uWu The ÚwÚ squiwwew's ;;w;; hoawd, ÚwÚ and :3 fetch uWu thee x3 nyew nyuts. +xDD BOTTOM. UwU I xDD had rather uWu have :3 a ^-^ handfuw ow >w< two of dwied OwO peas. But, UwU I +pray UwU you, wet >_< nyonye of x3 youw OwO peopwe stir OwO me; UwU I uWu have >w< an xDD exposition +of :33 sweep come ;;w;; upon x3 me. +UwU TITANyIA. OwO Sweep UwU thou, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww wind uWu thee uWu in x3 my arms. +Faiwies, be >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and be aww ways xDD away. Exeunt uWu FAIWIES +^w^ So xDD doth x3 the :33 woodbinye x3 the x3 sweet xDD honyeysuckwe +>_< Gentwy ^-^ entwist; x3 the >_< femawe >_< ivy UwU so +xDD Enwings x3 the :33 bawky x3 fingews of x3 the >w< ewm. +>_< O, >w< how UwU I wuv uWu thee! >w< how UwU I >_> dote on uWu thee! ^w^ [They OwO sweep] + +Entew PUCK + +OBERON. x3 [Advancing] Welcome, ÚwÚ good :3 Wobin. OwO Seest xDD thou ÚwÚ this x3 sweet +sight? +:3 Hew ^.^ dotage nyow UwU I UwU do x3 begin to pity; +For, meeting her of wate x3 behind x3 the wood, +UwU Seeking x3 sweet ;;w;; favouws fow ÚwÚ this hateful x3 foow, +UwU I uWu did x3 upbwaid her ÚwÚ and faww x3 out with her. +For ^.^ she :33 his haiwy ^.^ tempwes xDD then xDD had wounded +With >_< cowonyet of >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwagwant >_> fwowews; +xDD And :3 that same :33 dew which ÚwÚ sometime on x3 the ^-^ buds +Was UwU wont to sweww ^.^ wike ;;w;; wound ÚwÚ and x3 owient uWu peawws +^w^ Stood nyow within x3 the OwO pwetty >w< fwowewets' ^w^ eyes, +Wike tears :3 that uWu did uWu theiw UwU own xDD disgwace ;;w;; bewaiw. +x3 When UwU I xDD had uWu at x3 my :3 pweasuwe :33 taunted hew, +xDD And ^.^ she uWu in >_< miwd terms begg'd x3 my patience, +UwU I xDD then uWu did ^w^ ask of her her ^w^ changewing child; +>_< Which ^w^ stwaight ^.^ she uWu gave uWu me, ÚwÚ and her ;;w;; faiwy sent +;;w;; To UwU beaw ^.^ him to x3 my bowew uWu in ;;w;; faiwy xDD wand. +xDD And nyow UwU I uWu have x3 the ^-^ boy, UwU I xDD wiww undo +This hateful ÚwÚ impewfection of her :3 eyes. +^.^ And, ^-^ gentwe Puck, OwO take ÚwÚ this x3 twansfowmed scawp +Fwom x3 off x3 the >_> head of ÚwÚ this xDD Athenyian x3 swain, +:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ awaking when x3 the othew UwU do +^-^ May aww to ^.^ Athens back again wepaiw, +xDD And think nyo ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this night's accidents +OwO But >_< as x3 the >_< fiewce uWu vexation of :3 a UwU dweam. +OwO But xDD fiwst UwU I xDD wiww wewease x3 the OwO Faiwy ÚwÚ Queen. +xDD [Touching her ^-^ eyes] +^w^ Be >_< as xDD thou >w< wast UwU wont to be; +xDD See >_< as xDD thou UwU was UwU wont to ^-^ see. +Dian's >w< bud ^-^ o'ew uWu Cupid's fwowew +>_< Hath xDD such force ÚwÚ and blessed UwU powew. +>_> Nyow, x3 my ^.^ Titanyia; wake UwU you, x3 my x3 sweet >w< queen. +UwU TITANyIA. OwO My ÚwÚ Obewon! >_> What visions uWu have UwU I ^w^ seen! +:33 Methought UwU I UwU was enyamouw'd of >w< an ass. +OBERON. >_> Thewe wies x3 youw love. +UwU TITANyIA. How ^-^ came these ^.^ things to xDD pass? +>_< O, >w< how >_< minye eyes UwU do ^-^ woathe :33 his >w< visage >_< nyow! +OBERON. Siwence OwO awhiwe. Wobin, OwO take x3 off ÚwÚ this >_> head. +^-^ Titanyia, uWu music call; ÚwÚ and strike ^.^ mowe >_< dead +Than ^w^ common :33 sweep of aww these five x3 the ÚwÚ sense. +UwU TITANyIA. UwU Music, :3 ho, ^.^ music, xDD such >_< as >_> chawmeth UwU sweep! +UwU PUCK. Now when xDD thou ÚwÚ wak'st with ^.^ thinye UwU own ;;w;; foow's eyes ^.^ peep. +OBERON. x3 Sound, >_> music. ^.^ Come, x3 my :3 Queen, OwO take ^.^ hands with uWu me, +^w^ [Music] +xDD And OwO wock x3 the x3 gwound wheweon these ^w^ sweepews >w< be. +Now xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe x3 nyew uWu in OwO amity, +xDD And xDD wiww to-mowwow ;;w;; midnyight OwO sowemnwy +Dance uWu in >w< Duke ;;w;; Theseus' ;;w;; house OwO twiumphantwy, +xDD And ;;w;; bwess >w< it to aww >w< faiw prosperity. +>_> Thewe UwU shaww x3 the :33 paiws of faithfuw ^w^ wuvws be +Wedded, with >_> Theseus, >w< an uWu in jollity. +UwU PUCK. OwO Faiwy OwO King, >_< attend ÚwÚ and mark; +UwU I UwU do hear x3 the mownying lark. +OBERON. Then, x3 my :3 Queen, uWu in :3 siwence :3 sad, +Twip ^.^ we ÚwÚ aftew night's OwO shade. +We x3 the globe ^.^ can compass >_< soon, +OwO Swiftew than x3 the >w< wand'wing x3 moon. +UwU TITANyIA. ^.^ Come, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU ouw x3 fwight, +Teww ;;w;; me >w< how >w< it ^-^ came ÚwÚ this >w< nyight +:33 That UwU I x3 sweeping OwO hewe UwU was >_> found +With these :33 mowtaws on x3 the :33 gwound. Exeunt + +;;w;; To x3 the x3 winding of UwU howns, enter :33 THESEUS, HIPPOWYTA, +^.^ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and twain + +THESEUS. ^w^ Go, one of UwU you, find x3 out x3 the UwU fowestew; +For nyow UwU ouw >w< obsewvation >_> is pewfowm'd, +xDD And xDD since ^.^ we uWu have x3 the uWu vawawd of x3 the ^-^ day, +OwO My wuv UwU shaww hear x3 the uWu music of x3 my UwU hounds. +xDD Uncoupwe uWu in x3 the xDD westewn vawwey; wet them ÚwÚ go. +ÚwÚ Dispatch, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and find x3 the fowestew. uWu Exit >w< an uWu ATTENDANT +We :33 wiww, >w< faiw :3 Queen, x3 up to x3 the ÚwÚ mountain's ÚwÚ top, +xDD And mark x3 the UwU musicaw :3 confusion +Of >_< hounds ÚwÚ and echo uWu in :33 conjunction. +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. UwU I UwU was with Hercules ÚwÚ and >w< Cadmus >_> once +x3 When uWu in :3 a uWu wood of Cwete ;;w;; they ^-^ bay'd x3 the UwU beaw +With >_< hounds of Sparta; >_< nyevew uWu did UwU I hear +>w< Such OwO gawwant chiding, for, ;;w;; besides x3 the gwuvs, +uWu The :33 skies, x3 the fountains, every wegion nyeaw +UwU Seem'd aww one ^-^ mutuaw ^-^ cwy. UwU I >_< nyevew heard +^w^ So UwU musicaw :3 a :33 discowd, xDD such x3 sweet thunder. +THESEUS. OwO My >_< hounds OwO awe bwed x3 out of x3 the ^-^ Spawtan ;;w;; kind, +^w^ So ^.^ fwew'd, UwU so sanded; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw heads OwO awe UwU hung +With OwO eaws :3 that :33 sweep OwO away x3 the mownying ^w^ dew; +Crook-knee'd ÚwÚ and OwO dew-wapp'd ^.^ wike ^.^ Thessawian ^w^ buwws; +>w< Swow uWu in ;;w;; puwsuit, >_> but match'd uWu in xDD mouth ^.^ wike OwO bewws, +x3 Each :33 undew ;;w;; each. ^-^ A cwy ^.^ mowe tunyeabwe +Was >_< nyevew xDD howwa'd ^.^ to, nor cheer'd with >_< hown, +^w^ In ^w^ Cwete, uWu in >_< Spawta, nor uWu in UwU Thessawy. +xDD Judge when xDD you heaw. But, OwO soft, >_> what :3 nymphs OwO awe xDD these? +uWu EGEUS. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my daughter OwO hewe ^-^ asweep, +xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU Wysandew, ÚwÚ this >_< Demetwius ;;w;; is, +This Helena, ;;w;; owd xDD Nyedaw's Hewenya. +UwU I wonder of uWu theiw ^.^ being OwO hewe together. +THESEUS. No doubt ;;w;; they wose x3 up early to uWu obsewve +uWu The ^-^ wite of >_> May; x3 and, hearing UwU ouw intent, +>_< Came OwO hewe uWu in xDD gwace of UwU ouw solemnity. +OwO But :3 speak, Egeus; >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this x3 the day +:33 That Hermia >_> shouwd UwU give answew of her ^w^ choice? +uWu EGEUS. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. +THESEUS. ^w^ Go, bid x3 the UwU huntsmen wake them with uWu theiw ^.^ howns. +[Howns ÚwÚ and >_> shout x3 within. uWu The ^w^ sweepews +awake ÚwÚ and ^w^ knyeew to >_< THESEUS] +Good-mowwow, fwiends. Saint Valentine >_> is xDD past; +Begin these :3 wood-biwds >_> but to coupwe ^.^ nyow? +WYSANDEW. Pawdon, x3 my OwO wowd. +THESEUS. UwU I pray xDD you all, stand :33 up. +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you >w< two OwO awe wivaw enyemies; +How x3 comes ÚwÚ this ^-^ gentwe concowd uWu in x3 the wowwd +:33 That >_< hatwed >_> is UwU so uWu faw from ^.^ jeawousy +;;w;; To :33 sweep ^.^ by hate, ÚwÚ and feaw nyo UwU enmity? +WYSANDEW. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ wepwy OwO amazedwy, +>_> Hawf sweep, half UwU waking; >_> but >_< as ^w^ yet, UwU I x3 sweaw, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :33 twuwy >_> say >w< how UwU I ^-^ came UwU hewe, +But, >_< as UwU I x3 think- fow :33 twuwy ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 speak, +xDD And nyow UwU I UwU do ^.^ bethink uWu me, UwU so >w< it is- +UwU I ^-^ came with Hermia hithew. Our :3 intent +Was to be >_> gonye from :3 Athens, :3 whewe ^.^ we xDD might, +Without x3 the peril of x3 the xDD Athenyian ^.^ waw- +uWu EGEUS. ;;w;; Enyough, UwU enyough, x3 my :33 Wowd; xDD you uWu have >_< enyough; +UwU I ÚwÚ beg x3 the waw, x3 the law ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> head. +^-^ They ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 stow'n away, ;;w;; they :3 wouwd, UwU Demetwius, +>_< Theweby to uWu have ^-^ defeated xDD you ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me: +>_> You of x3 youw :3 wife, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me of x3 my ^.^ consent, +Of x3 my >_< consent :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd be x3 youw x3 wife. +DEMETRIUS. OwO My uWu wowd, >w< faiw :33 Hewen told ;;w;; me of uWu theiw steawth, +Of ÚwÚ this uWu theiw OwO puwpose ÚwÚ hithew to ÚwÚ this ^w^ wood; +xDD And UwU I uWu in UwU fuwy ÚwÚ hithew fowwowed ÚwÚ them, +Faiw OwO Hewenya uWu in ^w^ fancy fowwowing x3 me. +But, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, UwU I uWu wot nyot ^.^ by >_> what powew- +OwO But ^.^ by x3 some powew >w< it is- x3 my wuv to :33 Hewmia, +Melted >_< as x3 the ;;w;; snyow, ;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me nyow +;;w;; As x3 the wemembwance of >w< an idle x3 gaud +>_< Which uWu in x3 my childhood UwU I uWu did >_> dote xDD upon; +xDD And aww x3 the ^w^ faith, x3 the viwtue of x3 my uWu heawt, +uWu The :33 object ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 pweasuwe of >_< minye >_< eye, +Is >w< onwy Hewenya. ;;w;; To hew, x3 my uWu wowd, +Was UwU I ^w^ betwoth'd ere UwU I saw ^-^ Hewmia. +But, ^.^ wike :3 a :3 sicknyess, uWu did UwU I ^-^ woathe ÚwÚ this ;;w;; food; +But, >_< as uWu in :33 heawth, come to x3 my natural x3 taste, +Now UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ wish :33 it, wuv :33 it, ^-^ wong fow :33 it, +xDD And xDD wiww fow evewmowe be true to :3 it. +THESEUS. Faiw >_> wuvws, xDD you OwO awe fortunately met; +Of ÚwÚ this uWu discouwse ^.^ we ^.^ mowe xDD wiww hear x3 anyon. +Egeus, UwU I xDD wiww xDD uvwbeaw x3 youw :33 wiww; +For uWu in x3 the ^-^ tempwe, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and UwU by, with >_> us +;;w;; These couples UwU shaww eternally be ^w^ knyit. +^.^ And, fow x3 the mownying nyow >_> is ^-^ something ÚwÚ wown, +Our ÚwÚ puwpos'd :33 hunting UwU shaww be uWu set xDD aside. +UwU Away with >_> us to :3 Athens, >w< thwee ÚwÚ and OwO thwee; +^-^ We'ww howd :3 a >_> feast uWu in great solemnity. +^.^ Come, x3 Hippowyta. +Exeunt :33 THESEUS, HIPPOWYTA, ^.^ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and twain +DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; These ^.^ things xDD seem UwU smaww ÚwÚ and >_< undistinguishabwe, +Wike faw-off ^-^ mountains turned x3 into x3 cwouds. +HERMIA. Methinks UwU I >_> see these ^.^ things with pawted >_< eye, +x3 When every ^.^ thing ;;w;; seems ^-^ doubwe. +HEWENyA. ^w^ So methinks; +xDD And UwU I uWu have >_> found >_< Demetwius ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; jewew, +Mine OwO own, ÚwÚ and nyot >_< minye own. +DEMETRIUS. ^w^ Awe xDD you >_< suwe +:33 That ^.^ we OwO awe ^-^ awake? ^.^ It ;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me +:33 That yet ^.^ we sweep, ^.^ we UwU dweam. Do nyot xDD you think +uWu The >w< Duke UwU was UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and bid >_> us ;;w;; fowwow him? +HERMIA. Yea, ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 fathew. +HEWENyA. xDD And x3 Hippowyta. +WYSANDEW. xDD And ^.^ he uWu did bid >_> us ;;w;; fowwow to x3 the temple. +DEMETRIUS. Why, >w< then, ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; awake; >_> wet's ;;w;; fowwow him; +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the uWu way wet >_> us ^w^ wecount UwU ouw dweams. Exeunt +xDD BOTTOM. UwU [Awaking] x3 When x3 my :33 cue ;;w;; comes, caww uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww answer. OwO My +:3 nyext >_> is UwU 'Most >w< faiw OwO Pywamus.' Heigh-ho! Petew >_< Quince! :33 Fwute, x3 the +bewwows-mendew! OwO Snyout, x3 the ^.^ tinkew! >w< Stawvewing! >_> God's x3 my :3 wife, +:3 stow'n hence, ÚwÚ and left ;;w;; me asleep! UwU I uWu have xDD had :3 a UwU most OwO wawe vision. +UwU I uWu have xDD had :3 a x3 dweam, x3 past x3 the wit of x3 man to >_> say >_> what dweam >w< it uWu was. +^-^ Man >_> is >_> but >w< an >w< ass >_> if ^.^ he OwO go about to >_< expound ÚwÚ this UwU dweam. :33 Methought +UwU I ^.^ was- there >_> is nyo x3 man ^.^ can tell what. :33 Methought UwU I UwU was, ÚwÚ and +>_> methought UwU I :33 had, >_> but x3 man >_> is >_> but :3 a ^-^ patch'd x3 foow, >_> if ^.^ he xDD wiww offer +to >_> say >_> what >_> methought UwU I xDD had. uWu The ^w^ eye of x3 man hath nyot ^-^ heawd, x3 the +ear of x3 man hath nyot uWu seen, :33 man's uWu hand >_> is nyot able to x3 taste, :33 his +>_> tongue to xDD conceive, nor :33 his >_< heawt to wepowt, >_> what x3 my dweam uWu was. UwU I +xDD wiww get Petew x3 Quince to >w< wwite :3 a >w< bawwad of ÚwÚ this UwU dweam. ^.^ It UwU shaww +be ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; 'Bottom's OwO Dweam,' uWu because >w< it hath nyo bottom; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww +^.^ sing >w< it uWu in x3 the UwU wattew >w< end of :3 a ^.^ pway, >w< befowe x3 the uWu Duke. +^w^ Pewadventuwe, to >_< make >w< it x3 the ^.^ mowe ^w^ gwacious, UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ sing >w< it uWu at +her death. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OwO Athens. xDD QUINCE'S ;;w;; house + +Entew UwU QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, ÚwÚ and STARVELING + +uWu QUINCE. :3 Have xDD you sent to Bottom's >_> house? Is ^.^ he come ^.^ home :33 yet? +>w< STAWVEWING. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot be heard uWu of. UwU Out of doubt ^.^ he >_> is x3 twanspowted. +;;w;; FWUTE. ;;w;; If ^.^ he come >_> nyot, xDD then x3 the :33 pway >_> is marr'd; >w< it xDD goes nyot +forward, xDD doth :33 it? +uWu QUINCE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot UwU possibwe. >_> You uWu have nyot :3 a x3 man uWu in aww ^.^ Athens able +to ;;w;; dischawge uWu Pywamus >_> but he. +;;w;; FWUTE. No; ^.^ he hath simply x3 the best wit of xDD any handicwaft x3 man uWu in +OwO Athens. +uWu QUINCE. Yea, ÚwÚ and x3 the best ÚwÚ pewson :3 too; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is :3 a xDD vewy >_> pawamouw fow +:3 a x3 sweet voice. +;;w;; FWUTE. >_> You ^w^ must >_> say 'paragon.' ^-^ A >_> pawamouw is- ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess us!- ^-^ A +^.^ thing of nyaught. + +Entew ^-^ SNyUG + +:33 SNyUG. Masters, x3 the >w< Duke >_> is xDD coming from x3 the xDD tempwe; ÚwÚ and there >_> is >w< two +ow >w< thwee wowds ÚwÚ and ^.^ wadies ^.^ mowe mawwied. ;;w;; If UwU ouw spowt xDD had >_> gonye +forward, ^.^ we xDD had aww :33 been UwU made ^.^ men. +;;w;; FWUTE. x3 O x3 sweet ^.^ buwwy >_< Bottom! ^-^ Thus hath ^.^ he wost x3 sixpence :3 a day +x3 duwing :33 his :33 wife; ^.^ he couwd nyot uWu have x3 scaped x3 sixpence :3 a x3 day. ^-^ An x3 the +>w< Duke xDD had nyot UwU given ^.^ him x3 sixpence :3 a day fow :3 pwaying Pywamus, I'll +be >_> hanged. >w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have deserved >w< it: x3 sixpence :3 a day uWu in Pywamus, +ow OwO nyothing. + +Entew BOTTOM + +xDD BOTTOM. Whewe OwO awe these wads? Whewe OwO awe these hearts? +uWu QUINCE. >_< Bottom! x3 O UwU most xDD couwageous ^.^ day! x3 O UwU most ^w^ happy houw! +xDD BOTTOM. Masters, UwU I ^w^ am to uWu discouwse uWu wondews; >_> but ^w^ ask ;;w;; me nyot :3 what; +fow >_> if UwU I tell UwU you, UwU I ^w^ am nyot true Athenian. UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you +^.^ evewything, >w< wight >_< as >w< it UwU feww OwO out. +uWu QUINCE. Let >_> us heaw, x3 sweet ^.^ Bottom. +xDD BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd of x3 me. All :3 that UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you ;;w;; is, :3 that x3 the +>w< Duke hath ^w^ dinyed. >_< Get x3 youw apparel together; ÚwÚ good xDD stwings to x3 youw +ÚwÚ beawds, x3 nyew wibbons to x3 youw x3 pumps; :3 meet presently uWu at x3 the ^-^ pawace; +every x3 man wook ^-^ o'ew :33 his ^w^ pawt; fow x3 the showt ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ wong ;;w;; is, UwU ouw +:33 pway >_> is pwefeww'd. ^w^ In xDD any case, wet ^.^ Thisby uWu have x3 cwean ^-^ winyen; ÚwÚ and +wet nyot ^.^ him :3 that plays x3 the wion pare :33 his nyaiws, fow ;;w;; they UwU shaww +^w^ hang x3 out fow x3 the ;;w;; wion's >_< cwaws. ^.^ And, UwU most uWu deaw actors, eat nyo +onyions nor gawwic, fow ^.^ we OwO awe to :33 uttew x3 sweet breath; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do nyot +doubt >_> but to hear them >_> say >w< it >_> is :3 a x3 sweet :33 comedy. No ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowds. +:33 Away, x3 go, away! 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UwU I >_< nyevew OwO may ^-^ bewieve +;;w;; These >w< antique fabwes, nor these ;;w;; faiwy toys. +x3 Wuvws ÚwÚ and OwO madmen uWu have xDD such seething uWu bwains, +>w< Such >w< shaping UwU fantasies, :3 that >_< appwehend +uWu Mowe than :3 coow reason OwO evew :33 compwehends. +uWu The lunatic, x3 the ^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ poet, +^w^ Awe of xDD imaginyation aww :33 compact. +x3 Onye sees ^.^ mowe xDD deviws than >_> vast heww ^.^ can howd; +:33 That >_> is x3 the >_> madman. uWu The ^.^ wuvw, aww >_< as OwO fwantic, +^.^ Sees Helen's beauty uWu in :3 a ^w^ bwow of :3 Egypt. +uWu The x3 poet's >_< eye, uWu in :3 a OwO finye fwenzy ÚwÚ wowwing, +^-^ Doth glance from heaven to earth, from ^.^ eawth to xDD heaven; +xDD And >_< as xDD imaginyation >_< bodies fowth +uWu The uWu fowms of ^.^ things uWu unknyown, x3 the x3 poet's OwO pen +Tuwns them to ^w^ shapes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gives to airy >_< nyothing +^-^ A >w< wocaw ^w^ habitation ÚwÚ and :3 a nyame. +>w< Such tricks hath >w< stwong xDD imaginyation +^.^ That, >_> if >w< it ^.^ wouwd >_> but >_< appwehend x3 some joy, +^.^ It comprehends x3 some ^.^ bwingew of :3 that :33 joy; +:33 Ow uWu in x3 the night, imagining x3 some ;;w;; feaw, +How ^w^ easy >_> is :3 a ;;w;; bush ^-^ suppos'd :3 a UwU beaw? +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. OwO But aww x3 the ^-^ stowy of x3 the >w< nyight told UwU uvw, +xDD And aww uWu theiw minds ^-^ twansfiguw'd UwU so together, +uWu Mowe uWu witnyesseth than ÚwÚ fancy's ;;w;; images, +xDD And gwows to ^-^ something of great >_< constancy, +OwO But howsoever ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and admirable. + +Entew LYSANDER, UwU DEMETWIUS, ^-^ HEWMIA, ÚwÚ and HEWENyA + +THESEUS. :3 Hewe come x3 the >_> wuvws, full of joy ÚwÚ and mirth. +^.^ Joy, ^-^ gentwe OwO fwiends, joy ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh OwO days of wuv +OwO Accompany x3 youw ÚwÚ heawts! +WYSANDEW. uWu Mowe than to >_> us +uWu Wait uWu in x3 youw royal walks, x3 youw board, x3 youw bed! +THESEUS. :3 Come >_< nyow; >_> what masques, >_> what :33 dances UwU shaww ^.^ we have, +;;w;; To ^-^ weaw OwO away ÚwÚ this ^-^ wong age of >w< thwee >_> houws +Between UwU ouw >_< aftew-suppew ÚwÚ and bed-time? +Whewe >_> is UwU ouw ^.^ usuaw >_> manyagew of mirth? +>_> What :3 wevews OwO awe uWu in hand? Is there nyo :33 pway +;;w;; To ^w^ ease x3 the ^w^ anguish of :3 a :33 towtuwing :3 houw? +;;w;; Caww Philostrate. +ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. Here, ^-^ mighty >w< Theseus. +THESEUS. Say, >_> what abwidgment uWu have xDD you fow ÚwÚ this UwU evenying? +>_> What masque? >_> what music? How UwU shaww ^.^ we beguile +uWu The lazy time, >_> if nyot with x3 some dewight? +ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a bwief >w< how UwU many ÚwÚ spowts OwO awe wipe; +^-^ Make UwU choice of which x3 youw >_> Highnyess xDD wiww >_> see fiwst. +>_> [Giving :3 a ÚwÚ papew] +THESEUS. 'The ÚwÚ battwe with x3 the ^.^ Centauws, to be sung +^-^ By >w< an xDD Athenyian eunuch to x3 the hawp.' +^-^ We'ww >_< nyonye of :33 that: :3 that uWu have UwU I told x3 my xDD wuv, +^w^ In :3 gwowy of x3 my kinsman ^w^ Hewcuwes. +'The riot of x3 the tipsy Bacchanals, +>w< Teawing x3 the x3 Thwacian singew uWu in uWu theiw wage.' +:33 That >_> is >w< an ;;w;; owd >_< device, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU was pway'd +x3 When UwU I from x3 Thebes ^-^ came >w< wast :3 a conquewow. +'The thrice >w< thwee xDD Muses >w< mouwnying fow x3 the :33 death +Of uWu Weawnying, wate xDD deceas'd uWu in ^.^ beggawy.' +:33 That >_> is x3 some satire, >_> keen ÚwÚ and critical, +ÚwÚ Nyot sowting with :3 a >w< nyuptiaw :3 cewemony. +>_> 'A tedious bwief scene of xDD young uWu Pywamus +xDD And :33 his wuv Thisby; xDD vewy OwO twagicaw mirth.' +>_< Mewwy ÚwÚ and :3 twagicaw! tedious ÚwÚ and bwief! +:33 That >_> is :3 hot :3 ice ÚwÚ and wondwous ;;w;; stwange snyow. +How UwU shaww ^.^ we find x3 the concowd of ÚwÚ this discowd? +ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. ^-^ A :33 pway there ;;w;; is, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 some ;;w;; ten wowds long, +>_< Which >_> is >_< as bwief >_< as UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown :3 a play; +OwO But ^.^ by ;;w;; ten wowds, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it >_> is ^w^ too long, +>_< Which x3 makes >w< it :33 tedious; fow uWu in aww x3 the :33 pway +>_> Thewe >_> is nyot one ;;w;; wowd :3 apt, one :3 pwayew ;;w;; fitted. +xDD And ^-^ twagicaw, x3 my x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, >w< it is; +For uWu Pywamus thewein xDD doth OwO kiww himself. +>_< Which when UwU I saw weheaws'd, UwU I ^w^ must >_> confess, +Made >_< minye eyes water; >_> but ^.^ mowe ^.^ mewwy tears +uWu The passion of ÚwÚ woud :33 waughtew >_< nyevew uWu shed. +THESEUS. >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that UwU do :33 pway :33 it? +ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. Hard-handed ;;w;; men :3 that ^.^ wowk uWu in ^.^ Athens UwU hewe, +>_< Which >_< nyevew labour'd uWu in uWu theiw minds >w< tiww >_< nyow; +xDD And nyow uWu have toil'd uWu theiw unbweathed >_< memowies +With ÚwÚ this same :33 pway OwO against x3 youw :33 nyuptiaw. +THESEUS. xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww hear :3 it. +ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. :3 Nyo, x3 my x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, +^.^ It >_> is nyot fow OwO you. UwU I uWu have heard >w< it UwU uvw, +xDD And >w< it >_> is uWu nyothing, >_< nyothing uWu in x3 the wowwd; +OwO Unwess xDD you ^.^ can find spowt uWu in uWu theiw >w< intents, +Extremely ;;w;; stwetch'd ÚwÚ and xDD conn'd with UwU cwuew UwU pain, +;;w;; To UwU do xDD you service. +THESEUS. UwU I xDD wiww hear :3 that play; +For >_< nyevew ;;w;; anything ^.^ can be uWu amiss +x3 When simpwenyess ÚwÚ and >_> duty xDD tendew :3 it. +^w^ Go, ;;w;; bwing them UwU in; ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 youw OwO pwaces, wadies. +uWu Exit :3 PHIWOSTWATE +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. UwU I wuv nyot to >_> see ^-^ wwetchednyess o'ew-chawged, +xDD And >_> duty uWu in :33 his OwO sewvice perishing. +THESEUS. Why, ^-^ gentwe sweet, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see nyo xDD such >_> thing. +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. >w< He ;;w;; says ;;w;; they ^.^ can UwU do >_< nyothing uWu in ÚwÚ this kind. +THESEUS. uWu The kinder :33 we, to UwU give them thanks fow OwO nyothing. +Our spowt UwU shaww be to OwO take >_> what ;;w;; they OwO mistake; +xDD And >_> what poor >_> duty ;;w;; cannyot UwU do, x3 nyobwe wespect +Takes >w< it uWu in xDD might, nyot x3 mewit. +Whewe UwU I uWu have come, great clerks uWu have puwposed +;;w;; To x3 gweet ;;w;; me with pwemeditated ^.^ wewcomes; +Whewe UwU I uWu have :3 seen them ;;w;; shivew ÚwÚ and wook pawe, +^-^ Make periods uWu in x3 the >w< midst of :33 sentences, +x3 Thwottwe uWu theiw ÚwÚ pwactis'd xDD accent uWu in uWu theiw >_> feaws, +^.^ And, uWu in conclusion, UwU dumbwy uWu have broke ^w^ off, +ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ paying ;;w;; me :3 a x3 wewcome. Twust uWu me, sweet, +UwU Out of ÚwÚ this :3 siwence yet UwU I pick'd :3 a wewcome; +xDD And uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ modesty of x3 feawfuw >_> duty +UwU I ^w^ wead >_< as much >_< as from x3 the >_> wattwing >_> tongue +Of ^w^ saucy ÚwÚ and audacious :3 ewoquence. +Wuv, OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ and tongue-tied simplicity +^w^ In least speak UwU most to x3 my ÚwÚ capacity. + +^.^ We-entew :3 PHIWOSTWATE + +ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. xDD SO uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 the Prologue >_> is addwess'd. +THESEUS. Let ^.^ him ;;w;; appwoach. [Flourish of x3 twumpets] + +Entew QUINCE >_< as x3 the PROLOGUE + +PROLOGUE. ;;w;; If ^.^ we xDD offend, >w< it >_> is with UwU ouw ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. +:33 That xDD you >_> shouwd >_< think, ^.^ we come nyot to xDD offend, +OwO But with ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. ;;w;; To x3 show UwU ouw :33 simpwe ^-^ skiww, +:33 That >_> is x3 the true beginning of UwU ouw OwO end. +Consider >w< then, ^.^ we come >_> but uWu in >w< despite. +We UwU do nyot come, >_< as :33 minding to :3 content UwU you, +Our true :3 intent >w< is. All fow x3 youw delight +We OwO awe nyot hewe. :33 That xDD you >_> shouwd OwO hewe wepent UwU you, +uWu The actors OwO awe uWu at >_> band; x3 and, ^.^ by uWu theiw show, +>_> You UwU shaww ^.^ knyow all, :3 that xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to knyow, +THESEUS. This fewwow xDD doth nyot stand ;;w;; upon :33 points. +WYSANDEW. >w< He hath x3 wid :33 his uWu pwowogue ^.^ wike :3 a OwO wough ;;w;; cowt; ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot +x3 the ^-^ stop. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good >_< mowaw, x3 my wowd: >w< it >_> is nyot enough to :3 speak, >_> but +to speak true. +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. :33 Indeed ^.^ he hath pway'd on ÚwÚ this uWu pwowogue ^.^ wike :3 a chiwd on :3 a +OwO wecowdew- :3 a sound, >_> but nyot uWu in >_< guvwnment. +THESEUS. ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ speech UwU was ^.^ wike :3 a tangled chain; >_< nyothing >_> im paired, +>_> but aww disordered. Who >_> is ;;w;; nyext? + +OwO Entew, with :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet >w< befowe ÚwÚ them, >_< as uWu in UwU dumb show, +ÚwÚ PYWAMUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ THISBY, x3 WAWW, MOONSHINyE, ÚwÚ and >w< WION + +PROLOGUE. Gentwes, x3 pewchance xDD you wonder uWu at ÚwÚ this show; +OwO But wonder ;;w;; on, >w< tiww uWu twuth >_< make aww ^.^ things plain. +This x3 man >_> is Pywamus, >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd know; +This beauteous uWu wady ^.^ Thisby >_> is cewtain. +This ^w^ man, with wime ÚwÚ and wough-cast, xDD doth xDD pwesent +Wall, :3 that ^-^ viwe Waww which uWu did these ^w^ wuvws >_< sundew; +xDD And ^w^ thwough Walls >w< chink, poor souws, ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 content +;;w;; To uWu whispew. At x3 the which wet nyo x3 man :3 wondew. +This ^w^ man, with ÚwÚ wanthown, dog, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bush of thorn, +Presenteth ;;w;; Moonshinye; for, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww knyow, +^-^ By uWu moonshinye uWu did these ^w^ wuvws think nyo ^w^ scown +;;w;; To :3 meet uWu at Ninus' ;;w;; tomb, thewe, there to UwU woo. +This grisly ^.^ beast, which ^w^ Wion >_> hight ^.^ by :33 nyame, +uWu The trusty uWu Thisby, xDD coming xDD fiwst ^.^ by night, +Did scare away, ow rather uWu did affwight; +xDD And >_< as ^.^ she fwed, her ^-^ mantwe ^.^ she uWu did uWu faww; +>_< Which ^w^ Wion ^-^ viwe with bwoody xDD mouth uWu did :3 stain. +^-^ Anyon x3 comes Pywamus, x3 sweet :33 youth ÚwÚ and uWu taww, +xDD And ÚwÚ finds :33 his trusty Thisby's ^-^ mantwe slain; +Wheweat with blade, with bwoody :33 bwamefuw blade, +>w< He bravely xDD bwoach'd :33 his boiling bwoody >_< bweast; +xDD And uWu Thisby, >_< tawwying uWu in mulberry shade, +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ daggew OwO dwew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ died. For aww x3 the ^-^ west, +Let ÚwÚ Wion, ^.^ Moonshinye, Wall, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wuvws twain, +At large uWu discouwse OwO whiwe OwO hewe ;;w;; they UwU do ^-^ wemain. +Exeunt UwU PWOWOGUE, ^.^ PYWAMUS, ^.^ THISBY, +LION, ÚwÚ and MOONSHINyE +THESEUS. UwU I wonder >_> if x3 the wion be to >_< speak. +DEMETRIUS. No OwO wondew, x3 my wowd: one wion may, when UwU many asses xDD do. +WAWW. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this same intewwude >w< it xDD doth befaww +:33 That I, one ^-^ Snyout ^.^ by :33 nyame, xDD pwesent :3 a waww; +xDD And xDD such :3 a waww >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you think +:33 That xDD had uWu in >w< it :3 a crannied x3 howe ow >w< chink, +^.^ Thwough which x3 the >_> wuvws, uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and uWu Thisby, +Did whisper often xDD vewy secretly. +This xDD woam, ÚwÚ this wough-cast, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this OwO stonye, xDD doth x3 show +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am :3 that same waww; x3 the uWu twuth >_> is so; +xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the cranny ;;w;; is, >w< wight ÚwÚ and sinister, +^.^ Thwough which x3 the x3 feawfuw ^w^ wuvws OwO awe to uWu whispew. +THESEUS. Wouwd xDD you ^.^ desiwe wime ÚwÚ and >_< haiw to speak bettew? +DEMETRIUS. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >_< wittiest partition :3 that OwO evew UwU I heard +discouwse, x3 my OwO wowd. + +Entew ÚwÚ PYWAMUS + +THESEUS. uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ dwaws nyeaw x3 the waww; x3 siwence. +PYWAMUS. x3 O ^-^ gwim-wook'd night! x3 O >w< nyight with :33 hue UwU so >w< bwack! +x3 O night, which OwO evew awt when day >_> is ^w^ nyot! +x3 O night, x3 O night, awack, awack, awack, +UwU I feaw x3 my Thisby's promise >_> is >_> fowgot! +xDD And UwU thou, x3 O :3 waww, x3 O sweet, x3 O lovely :3 waww, +:33 That OwO stand'st ^-^ between her father's x3 gwound ÚwÚ and minye; +^.^ Thou :3 waww, x3 O :3 waww, x3 O x3 sweet ÚwÚ and lovely :3 waww, +uWu Show ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< chink, to OwO bwink ^w^ thwough with >_< minye ;;w;; eynye. +[WALL ÚwÚ howds x3 up :33 his fingews] +>_< Thanks, ^-^ couwteous wall. Juv OwO shiewd uWu thee weww fow x3 this! +OwO But >_> what >_> see >_> what >_> see >_< I? No ^.^ Thisby UwU do UwU I ^-^ see. +x3 O wicked :3 waww, ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_> see nyo bliss, +Cuws'd ^.^ he >w< thy ^.^ stonyes fow OwO thus ;;w;; deceiving me! +THESEUS. uWu The :3 waww, UwU methinks, ^.^ being ^w^ sensibwe, >_> shouwd UwU cuwse ;;w;; again. +PYWAMUS. :3 Nyo, uWu in truth, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he >_> shouwd not. uWu Deceiving ;;w;; me >_> is Thisby's +>_< cue. :33 She >_> is to enter now, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am to ^w^ spy her ^w^ thwough x3 the wall. +>_> You UwU shaww >_> see >w< it xDD wiww faww xDD pat >_< as UwU I told uWu you; yonder ^.^ she ^w^ comes. + +Entew >w< THISBY + +THISBY. x3 O :3 waww, full often x3 hast xDD thou ^w^ beawd x3 my >w< moans, +For >w< pawting x3 my >w< faiw uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and me! +OwO My cherry lips uWu have often >w< kiss'd >w< thy ^w^ stonyes, +x3 Thy ^.^ stonyes with wime ÚwÚ and >_< haiw >w< knyit x3 up uWu in thee. +PYWAMUS. UwU I >_> see :3 a voice; nyow xDD wiww UwU I to x3 the >w< chink, +;;w;; To ^w^ spy >w< an UwU I ^.^ can hear x3 my Thisby's ;;w;; face. +UwU Thisby! +THISBY. OwO My love! xDD thou awt x3 my xDD wuv, UwU I UwU think. +PYWAMUS. ^w^ Think >_> what xDD thou wiwt, UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy lover's >w< gwace; +xDD And ^.^ wike Limander ^w^ am UwU I trusty xDD stiww. +THISBY. xDD And UwU I ^.^ wike Hewen, >w< tiww x3 the :33 Fates ;;w;; me UwU kiww. +PYWAMUS. ÚwÚ Nyot Shafalus to ^w^ Pwocwus UwU was UwU so true. +THISBY. ;;w;; As Shafalus to UwU Pwocwus, UwU I to OwO you. +PYWAMUS. >_< O, :3 kiss ;;w;; me ^w^ thwough x3 the x3 howe of ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe wall. +THISBY. UwU I :3 kiss x3 the ^.^ waww's :3 howe, nyot x3 youw lips uWu at all. +PYWAMUS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou uWu at xDD Nyinny's tomb :3 meet ;;w;; me straightway? +THISBY. Tide :3 wife, >_< tide UwU death, UwU I come ^-^ without :3 deway. +Exeunt ÚwÚ PYWAMUS ÚwÚ and >w< THISBY +WAWW. ^-^ Thus uWu have I, Wall, x3 my ÚwÚ pawt >_< dischawged so; +^.^ And, ^.^ being :33 donye, OwO thus Waww OwO away xDD doth ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit ;;w;; WAWW +THESEUS. Now >_> is x3 the ;;w;; moon used ^-^ between x3 the >w< two ^.^ nyeighbouws. +DEMETRIUS. No ^.^ wemedy, x3 my uWu wowd, when OwO wawws OwO awe UwU so ^.^ wiwfuw to hear +^-^ without wawnying. +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. This >_> is x3 the silliest ^w^ stuff :3 that OwO evew UwU I heawd. +THESEUS. uWu The best uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu kind OwO awe >_> but uWu shadows; ÚwÚ and x3 the worst OwO awe +nyo ^-^ wowse, >_> if xDD imaginyation ;;w;; amend OwO them. +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. ^.^ It ^w^ must be x3 youw xDD imaginyation >w< then, ÚwÚ and nyot theirs. +THESEUS. ;;w;; If ^.^ we imagine nyo xDD wowse of them than ;;w;; they of ^.^ themsewves, +;;w;; they OwO may pass fow :3 excewwent ^.^ men. :3 Hewe come >w< two x3 nyobwe x3 beasts x3 in, :3 a +x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wion. + +Entew >w< WION ÚwÚ and MOONSHINyE + +>w< WION. >_< You, x3 wadies, UwU you, x3 whose ^-^ gentwe heawts UwU do feaw +uWu The xDD smawwest monstwous ^-^ mouse :3 that :3 cweeps on floor, +^-^ May now, ÚwÚ pewchance, both quake ÚwÚ and :3 twembwe UwU hewe, +x3 When wion OwO wough uWu in wildest xDD wage xDD doth >w< woaw. +UwU Then ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I >_< as Snug x3 the joinyew ^w^ am +^-^ A wion fell, nor >_> ewse nyo ;;w;; wion's UwU dam; +For, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd >_< as wion come uWu in uWu stwife +^.^ Into ÚwÚ this pwace, >w< 'twewe pity on x3 my life. +THESEUS. ^-^ A xDD vewy ^-^ gentwe ^.^ beast, ÚwÚ and of :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ conscience. +DEMETRIUS. uWu The xDD vewy best uWu at :3 a ^.^ beast, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I x3 saw. +WYSANDEW. This wion >_> is :3 a xDD vewy fox fow :33 his ;;w;; vawouw. +THESEUS. ^w^ Twue; ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 goose fow :33 his discwetion. +DEMETRIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my wowd; fow :33 his valour ;;w;; cannyot carry :33 his +discretion, ÚwÚ and x3 the fox xDD cawwies x3 the >_< goose. +THESEUS. ÚwÚ His discretion, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, ;;w;; cannyot carry :33 his :3 vawouw; fow +x3 the x3 goose xDD cawwies nyot x3 the xDD fox. ^.^ It >_> is well. Weave >w< it to :33 his +discretion, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us xDD wisten to x3 the ^.^ Moon. +MOONSHINE. This xDD wanthown xDD doth x3 the ^.^ hownyed ;;w;; moon present- +DEMETRIUS. >w< He >_> shouwd uWu have wown x3 the >w< howns on :33 his >_> head. +THESEUS. >w< He >_> is nyo cwescent, ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< howns OwO awe invisible within x3 the +OwO ciwcumfewence. +MOONSHINE. This xDD wanthown xDD doth x3 the ^.^ hownyed ;;w;; moon pwesent; +xDD Mysewf x3 the ^-^ Man :33 i' x3 th' >w< Moon UwU do xDD seem to >w< be. +THESEUS. This >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ewwow of aww x3 the rest; x3 the x3 man >_> shouwd +be put x3 into x3 the :33 wantewn. How >_> is >w< it >_> ewse x3 the x3 man :33 i' x3 th' OwO moon? +DEMETRIUS. >w< He x3 dawes nyot come there fow x3 the :33 candwe; for, xDD you see, >w< it +>_> is xDD awweady uWu in snuff. +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. UwU I ^w^ am >_> aweawy of ÚwÚ this x3 moon. Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd change! +THESEUS. ^.^ It appeaws, ^.^ by :33 his UwU smaww >w< wight of discretion, :3 that ^.^ he >_> is +uWu in x3 the UwU wanye; >_> but ^w^ yet, uWu in couwtesy, uWu in aww weason, ^.^ we ^w^ must xDD stay +x3 the uWu time. +WYSANDEW. Proceed, ^.^ Moon. +MOON. All :3 that UwU I uWu have to >_> say >_> is to tell xDD you :3 that x3 the xDD wanthown >_> is +x3 the moon; I, x3 the ^-^ Man :33 i' x3 th' Moon; ÚwÚ this thorn-bush, x3 my ;;w;; thown-bush; +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this dog, x3 my :33 dog. +DEMETRIUS. Why, aww these >_> shouwd be uWu in x3 the xDD wantewn; fow aww these +OwO awe uWu in x3 the x3 moon. OwO But OwO siwence; OwO hewe x3 comes Thisby. + +^.^ We-entew >w< THISBY + +THISBY. This >_> is ;;w;; owd xDD Nyinny's ;;w;; tomb. Whewe >_> is x3 my love? +>w< WION. :3 [Woawing] >w< O- >w< [THISBY wuns off] +DEMETRIUS. Weww roar'd, Wion. +THESEUS. Weww uWu wun, Thisby. +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. Weww shonye, ^.^ Moon. ^-^ Twuwy, x3 the ;;w;; moon uWu shinyes with :3 a ÚwÚ good +grace. ;;w;; [The >w< WION tears >_< THISBY'S UwU Mantwe, ÚwÚ and >_< exit] +THESEUS. Weww mous'd, Wion. + +^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ PYWAMUS + +DEMETRIUS. xDD And xDD then ^-^ came Pywamus. +WYSANDEW. xDD And UwU so x3 the wion xDD vanyish'd. +PYWAMUS. ÚwÚ Sweet Moon, UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow >w< thy sunny OwO beams; +UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, Moon, fow >_< shinying nyow UwU so :33 bwight; +For, ^.^ by >w< thy >_> gwacious >_> gowden, gwittewing gleams, +UwU I :33 twust to OwO take of uWu twuest ^.^ Thisby :33 sight. +OwO But ;;w;; stay, x3 O ^w^ spite! +OwO But >_> mawk, poor UwU knyight, +>_> What :3 dweadfuw xDD dowe >_> is here! +^-^ Eyes, UwU do xDD you see? +How ^.^ can >w< it uWu he? +x3 O UwU dainty duck! x3 O dear! +x3 Thy ^-^ mantwe UwU good, +What! x3 stain'd with >_< bwood? +uWu Appwoach, OwO ye Furies x3 feww. +x3 O ^-^ Fates! come, >_< come; +Cut :3 thwead ÚwÚ and thwum; +:3 Quaiw, ^-^ cwush, ^w^ concwude, ÚwÚ and >w< queww. +THESEUS. This ^-^ passion, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 death of :3 a uWu deaw fwiend, ^.^ wouwd OwO go +nyeaw to >_< make :3 a x3 man wook OwO sad. +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. Beshrew x3 my uWu heawt, >_> but UwU I pity x3 the man. +PYWAMUS. x3 O ÚwÚ whewefowe, OwO Nyatuwe, :33 didst xDD thou wions ;;w;; fwame? +Since wion ^-^ viwe hath OwO hewe xDD defwowew'd x3 my deaw; +>_< Which is- no, xDD nyo- which UwU was x3 the >_> faiwest :3 dame +:33 That liv'd, :3 that ;;w;; wov'd, :3 that x3 wik'd, :3 that >_> wook'd with cheer. +^.^ Come, ^-^ teaws, confound; +Out, uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wound +uWu The ^.^ pap of Pyramus; +Ay, :3 that left pap, +Whewe >_< heawt xDD doth xDD hop. [Stabs uWu himsewf] +^-^ Thus ^-^ die I, thus, thus, OwO thus. +Now ^w^ am UwU I >_< dead, +Now ^w^ am UwU I fled; +OwO My :3 souw >_> is uWu in x3 the x3 sky. +Tongue, wose >w< thy >_> wight; +Moon, OwO take >w< thy fwight. ;;w;; [Exit UwU MOONSHINyE] +Now >_> die, >_> die, >_> die, >_> die, die. :33 [Dies] +DEMETRIUS. No >_> die, >_> but >w< an x3 ace, fow him; fow ^.^ he >_> is >_> but onye. +WYSANDEW. Wess than >w< an x3 ace, xDD man; fow ^.^ he >_> is UwU dead; ^.^ he >_> is OwO nyothing. +THESEUS. With x3 the OwO hewp of :3 a >_> suwgeon ^.^ he ^w^ might yet OwO wecuvw ÚwÚ and yet +^-^ pwuv >w< an ass. +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. How chance Moonshine >_> is >_> gonye >w< befowe ^.^ Thisby x3 comes back +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ finds her :3 wuvw? + +^.^ We-entew >w< THISBY + +THESEUS. :33 She xDD wiww find ^.^ him ^.^ by ÚwÚ stawwight. :3 Hewe ^.^ she ;;w;; comes; ÚwÚ and her +passion uWu ends x3 the play. +^w^ HIPPOWYTA. Methinks ^.^ she >_> shouwd nyot use :3 a ^-^ wong one fow xDD such :3 a +Pyramus; UwU I UwU hope ^.^ she xDD wiww be bwief. +DEMETRIUS. ^-^ A ÚwÚ mote xDD wiww turn x3 the ^-^ bawance, which Pywamus, which +uWu Thisby, >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ bettew- ^.^ he fow :3 a ^w^ man, ^w^ God :33 wawwant UwU us: :33 She fow :3 a +^w^ woman, ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ us! +WYSANDEW. :33 She hath ÚwÚ spied ^.^ him xDD awweady with UwU those x3 sweet :3 eyes. +DEMETRIUS. xDD And OwO thus ^.^ she >w< moans, videlicet:- +THISBY. Asweep, x3 my love? +What, >_< dead, x3 my ^w^ duv? +x3 O Pywamus, ^.^ awise, +ÚwÚ Speak, >_< speak. >_< Quite UwU dumb? +^.^ Dead, dead? ^-^ A tomb +:3 Must UwU cuvw >w< thy x3 sweet :3 eyes. +;;w;; These ;;w;; wiwy :3 wips, +This cherry nose, +;;w;; These >w< yewwow ^w^ cowswip cheeks, +^w^ Awe >w< gonye, OwO awe xDD gonye; +Wuvws, >_< make ^-^ moan; +ÚwÚ His eyes :3 wewe green >_< as weeks. +x3 O Sistews Three, +^.^ Come, come to uWu me, +With ^.^ hands >_< as pawe >_< as miwk; +Way them uWu in uWu gowe, +Since xDD you uWu have >w< showe +With uWu sheaws :33 his :3 thwead of silk. +Tongue, nyot :3 a OwO wowd. +^.^ Come, trusty ^-^ swowd; +^.^ Come, blade, x3 my breast ;;w;; imbwue. [Stabs uWu hewsewf] +xDD And farewell, >_< fwiends; +^-^ Thus ^.^ Thisby ;;w;; ends; +:3 Adieu, adieu, ^w^ adieu. :33 [Dies] +THESEUS. Moonshine ÚwÚ and ^w^ Wion OwO awe left to ^.^ buwy x3 the uWu dead. +DEMETRIUS. Ay, ÚwÚ and Waww UwU too. +xDD BOTTOM. [Stawting >_< up] :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 assuwe uWu you; x3 the waww >_> is down :3 that +pawted uWu theiw fathews. Will >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to >_> see x3 the uWu Epiwogue, ow +to hear :3 a uWu Bewgomask UwU dance ^-^ between >w< two of UwU ouw :3 company? +THESEUS. No epiwogue, UwU I pray uWu you; fow x3 youw :33 pway >_< nyeeds nyo uWu excuse. +xDD Nyevew OwO excuse; fow when x3 the >_< pwayews OwO awe aww >_< dead there >_< nyeed >_< nyonye +to be x3 bwamed. OwO Mawwy, >_> if ^.^ he :3 that ^-^ wwit >w< it xDD had OwO pwayed Pywamus, ÚwÚ and +:33 hang'd >_< himsewf uWu in Thisby's UwU gawtew, >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO finye +^.^ twagedy. xDD And UwU so >w< it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ twuwy; ÚwÚ and xDD vewy ^.^ nyotabwy discharg'd. OwO But +come, x3 youw OwO Bewgomask; wet x3 youw uWu epiwogue >_< awonye. :3 [A dance] +uWu The iwon >_> tongue of ;;w;; midnyight hath told twelve. +Wuvws, to bed; UwU 'tis almost ;;w;; faiwy uWu time. +UwU I feaw ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 out-sweep x3 the xDD coming ^-^ mown, +;;w;; As much >_< as ^.^ we ÚwÚ this >w< nyight uWu have OwO uvwwatch'd. +This palpable-gross :33 pway hath weww beguiw'd +uWu The x3 heavy :33 gait of OwO nyight. ÚwÚ Sweet OwO fwiends, to :3 bed. +^-^ A fortnight howd ^.^ we ÚwÚ this sowemnyity, +^w^ In xDD nyightwy :3 wevews ÚwÚ and x3 nyew jollity. Exeunt + +Entew PUCK with :3 a >_> bwoom + +UwU PUCK. Now x3 the hungwy wion roars, +xDD And x3 the OwO wowf behowws x3 the moon; +Whilst x3 the x3 heavy pwoughman snyowes, +All with ÚwÚ weawy :3 task ^.^ fowdonye. +Now x3 the wasted >_> bwands UwU do glow, +Whilst x3 the ^.^ scweech-oww, screeching woud, +Puts x3 the uWu wwetch :3 that wies uWu in woe +^w^ In wemembwance of :3 a uWu shwoud. +Now >w< it >_> is x3 the time of >w< nyight +:33 That x3 the >w< gwaves, aww :33 gaping wide, +Evewy one wets fowth :33 his sprite, +^w^ In x3 the ÚwÚ chuwch-way UwU paths to >_< gwide. +xDD And ^.^ we faiwies, :3 that UwU do >w< wun +^-^ By x3 the :3 twipwe uWu Hecate's ÚwÚ team +Fwom x3 the x3 pwesence of x3 the sun, +:33 Fowwowing >w< dawknyess ^.^ wike :3 a x3 dweam, +Now OwO awe ;;w;; fwowic. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ^-^ mouse +Shall ^.^ distuwb ÚwÚ this UwU hawwowed ÚwÚ house. +UwU I ^w^ am sent with >_> bwoom x3 befowe, +;;w;; To :33 sweep x3 the x3 dust x3 behind x3 the UwU doow. + +Entew OBERON ÚwÚ and ;;w;; TITANyIA, with aww uWu theiw twain + +OBERON. ^.^ Thwough x3 the ;;w;; house UwU give ^.^ gwimmewing wight, +^-^ By x3 the >_< dead ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwowsy x3 fiwe; +Evewy elf ÚwÚ and ;;w;; faiwy spwite +Hop >_< as >w< wight >_< as biwd from bwiew; +xDD And ÚwÚ this ^.^ ditty, ÚwÚ aftew uWu me, +:33 Sing ÚwÚ and UwU dance >w< it :3 twippingwy. +UwU TITANyIA. ^.^ Fiwst, >w< weheawse x3 youw ÚwÚ song ^.^ by rote, +;;w;; To >_< each ;;w;; wowd :3 a ;;w;; wawbwing UwU nyote; +^-^ Hand uWu in uWu hand, with ;;w;; faiwy gwace, +Will ^.^ we ^w^ sing, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. + +[OBERON ^-^ weading, x3 the uWu FAIWIES ^.^ sing ÚwÚ and dance] + +OBERON. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ untiw x3 the bweak of ^-^ day, +^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ this ;;w;; house >_< each ;;w;; faiwy stway. +;;w;; To x3 the best bwide-bed xDD wiww :33 we, +>_< Which ^.^ by >_> us UwU shaww blessed be; +xDD And x3 the x3 issue there >w< cweate +^w^ Evew UwU shaww be >_> fowtunyate. +^w^ So UwU shaww aww x3 the couples >w< thwee +^w^ Evew true uWu in >w< woving be; +xDD And x3 the bwots of Nyatuwe's uWu hand +Shall nyot uWu in uWu theiw x3 issue xDD stand; +xDD Nyevew >_> mowe, hawe-wip, nor scar, +x3 Nyow mark ÚwÚ pwodigious, xDD such >_< as OwO awe +>w< Despised uWu in OwO nyativity, +Shall ;;w;; upon uWu theiw x3 chiwdwen >w< be. +With ÚwÚ this :33 fiewd-dew xDD consecwate, +Evewy ;;w;; faiwy OwO take :33 his gait, +xDD And >_< each sevewaw x3 chambew ^w^ bwess, +^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ this pawace, with x3 sweet :3 peace; +xDD And x3 the owner of >w< it bwest +^w^ Evew UwU shaww uWu in :33 safety rest. +Twip :3 away; >_< make nyo >_< stay; +^w^ Meet ;;w;; me aww ^.^ by bweak of x3 day. Exeunt aww >_> but PUCK +UwU PUCK. ;;w;; If ^.^ we ^-^ shadows uWu have ^.^ offended, +^w^ Think >_> but uWu this, ÚwÚ and aww >_> is >_< mended, +:33 That xDD you uWu have >_> but ÚwÚ swumb'wed OwO hewe +While these visions uWu did :3 appeaw. +xDD And ÚwÚ this xDD weak ÚwÚ and idle UwU theme, +No ^.^ mowe yiewding >_> but :3 a x3 dweam, +Gentwes, UwU do nyot reprehend. +;;w;; If xDD you pardon, ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< mend. +^.^ And, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am >w< an xDD honyest Puck, +;;w;; If ^.^ we uWu have unyeawnyed luck +Now to ;;w;; scape x3 the serpent's ;;w;; tongue, +We xDD wiww >_< make x3 amends ere xDD wong; +^-^ Ewse x3 the :33 Puck :3 a liar :33 caww. +So, ÚwÚ good >w< nyight >w< unto xDD you all. +Give ;;w;; me x3 youw ^.^ hands, >_> if ^.^ we be OwO fwiends, +xDD And Wobin UwU shaww restore >_> amends. uWu Exit + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +^-^ 1599 + + +^-^ MUCH ^w^ ADO :33 ABOUT :33 NyOTHING + + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, Prince of Arragon. +^.^ Don John, :33 his ^.^ bastawd ^-^ bwothew. +Claudio, :3 a xDD young ;;w;; wowd of Fwowence. +Benedick, :3 a Young ;;w;; wowd of ^w^ Padua. +Leonato, >w< Guvwnyow of Messina. +Antonio, >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, :33 his ^-^ bwothew. +ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, x3 attendant on ^.^ Don Pedwo. +x3 Bowachio, follower of ^.^ Don OwO John. +Conrade, follower of ^.^ Don OwO John. +uWu Fwiaw Francis. +:3 Dogbewwy, :3 a Constable. +^.^ Vewges, :3 a xDD Headbowough. +^-^ A :33 Sexton. +^-^ A UwU Boy. + +Hero, daughter to :33 Weonyato. +xDD Beatwice, uWu nyiece to :33 Weonyato. +Margaret, uWu waiting :33 gentwewoman :33 attending on :3 Hewo. +Uwsuwa, uWu waiting :33 gentwewoman :33 attending on :3 Hewo. + +Messengews, uWu Watch, ;;w;; Attendants, :33 etc. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +UwU SCENyE.--Messinya. + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. Scene ^.^ I. +^-^ An orchard >w< befowe Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew Weonyato >_< (Guvwnyow of Messinya), ^.^ Hewo >_< (his Daughter), +ÚwÚ and ^.^ Beatwice >_< (his Nyiece), with :3 a Messengew. + +Leon. UwU I :3 weawn uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> wettew :3 that ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo of Arragon x3 comes ÚwÚ this +>w< nyight to Messina. +:33 Mess. >w< He >_> is xDD vewy nyeaw ^.^ by UwU this. >w< He UwU was nyot >w< thwee x3 weagues x3 off when UwU I +left ^.^ him. +Leon. How UwU many gentlemen uWu have xDD you wost uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu action? +:33 Mess. OwO But x3 few of xDD any sort, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye of nyame. +Leon. ^-^ A OwO victowy >_> is twice itsewf when x3 the ^-^ achievew >_< bwings ^.^ home full +nyumbews. UwU I find OwO hewe :3 that ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo hath uWu bestowed much honour on +:3 a xDD young x3 Fwowentinye ^w^ cawwed ^-^ Cwaudio. +:33 Mess. Much OwO desewv'd on :33 his >_> pawt, ÚwÚ and equally ^-^ wememb'wed ^.^ by ^.^ Don +Pedwo. >w< He hath :3 bownye >_< himsewf ^w^ beyond x3 the promise of :33 his age, xDD doing +uWu in x3 the xDD figuwe of :3 a :3 wamb x3 the ^w^ feats of :3 a >_> wion. >w< He hath ÚwÚ indeed +xDD bettew bett'red expectation than xDD you ^w^ must >_< expect of ;;w;; me to tell +xDD you ^.^ how. +Leon. >w< He hath >w< an :33 uncwe OwO hewe uWu in x3 Messinya xDD wiww be xDD vewy much uWu gwad of :3 it. +:33 Mess. UwU I uWu have xDD awweady ^-^ dewivewed ^.^ him letters, ÚwÚ and there >_> appeaws much +joy uWu in him; even UwU so much :3 that joy couwd nyot x3 show itsewf :3 modest +enough ^-^ without :3 a x3 badge of >_> bittewnyess. +Leon. Did ^.^ he bweak x3 out x3 into teaws? +:33 Mess. ^w^ In great x3 measuwe. +Leon. ^-^ A uWu kind UwU uvwfwow of kindness. >_> Thewe OwO awe nyo faces twuew than +UwU those :3 that OwO awe UwU so ^.^ wash'd. How much xDD bettew >_> is >w< it to xDD weep uWu at joy +than to joy uWu at :33 weeping! +Beat. UwU I pray UwU you, >_> is :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Mountanto wetuwn'd from x3 the UwU waws ow no? +:33 Mess. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_< nyonye of :3 that :33 nyame, >_> wady. >_> Thewe UwU was >_< nyonye xDD such uWu in x3 the +^.^ awmy of xDD any >_< sowt. +Leon. >_> What >_> is ^.^ he :3 that xDD you ^w^ ask for, >w< nyiece? +:3 Hewo. OwO My xDD cousin means :33 Signyiow Benyedick of ^w^ Padua. +:33 Mess. >_< O, uWu he's :3 wetuwn'd, ÚwÚ and >_< as >_> pweasant >_< as OwO evew ^.^ he uWu was. +Beat. >w< He uWu set x3 up :33 his bills OwO hewe uWu in x3 Messinya ÚwÚ and challeng'd x3 Cupid uWu at +x3 the x3 fwight, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ uncwe's x3 foow, weading x3 the ^.^ chawwenge, +>w< subscwib'd fow x3 Cupid ÚwÚ and challeng'd ^.^ him uWu at x3 the burbolt. UwU I pray +UwU you, >w< how UwU many hath ^.^ he kill'd ÚwÚ and eaten uWu in these waws? OwO But >w< how +UwU many hath ^.^ he kiww'd? For ÚwÚ indeed UwU I promised to eat aww of :33 his killing. -UwU Weon. OwO Faith, niece, you >_> tax UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick xDD too :33 much; uWu but :3 he'ww ->w< be ^.^ meet with you, I x3 doubt ^.^ it not. -Mess. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 donye good UwU sewvice, >w< wady, in ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. -uWu Beat. You xDD had >_> musty victual, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath howp ^-^ to xDD eat it. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a -vewy ÚwÚ vawiant trencherman; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an excellent :3 stomach. -Mess. And :3 a good sowdiew UwU too, >_< wady. -uWu Beat. And :3 a good sowdiew ^-^ to :3 a lady; uWu but what :3 is ^.^ he ^-^ to :3 a UwU wowd? -Mess. OwO A lord ^-^ to :3 a lord, :3 a man ^-^ to :3 a >w< man; ^w^ stuff'd with >w< aww honyouwabwe +Leon. Faith, UwU nyiece, xDD you ÚwÚ tax :33 Signyiow Benyedick ^w^ too >_> much; >_> but he'ww +be :3 meet with UwU you, UwU I doubt >w< it not. +:33 Mess. >w< He hath donye ÚwÚ good sewvice, UwU wady, uWu in these waws. +Beat. >_> You xDD had :3 musty :33 victuaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he hath holp to eat :3 it. >w< He >_> is :3 a +xDD vewy uWu vawiant twenchewman; ^.^ he hath >w< an :3 excewwent :33 stomach. +:33 Mess. xDD And :3 a ÚwÚ good soldier :3 too, >_> wady. +Beat. xDD And :3 a ÚwÚ good soldier to :3 a ;;w;; wady; >_> but >_> what >_> is ^.^ he to :3 a xDD wowd? +:33 Mess. ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd to :3 a uWu wowd, :3 a x3 man to :3 a xDD man; UwU stuff'd with aww ^.^ honyouwabwe virtues. -uWu Beat. ^w^ It :3 is OwO so :3 indeed. ÚwÚ He :3 is nyo less than :3 a ^w^ stuff'd >w< man; uWu but uWu fow -OwO the >_< stuffing--weww, ^-^ we awe >w< aww mortal. -UwU Weon. You >w< must ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, >_> mistake my nyiece. Thewe :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_> mewwy -OwO waw ;;w;; betwixt UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and :3 hew. ^.^ They never ^.^ meet uWu but :33 thewe's -:3 a skirmish >_> of ÚwÚ wit :3 between ^.^ them. -uWu Beat. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he gets nyothing uWu by >w< that! UwU In ^-^ ouw last conflict ;;w;; fouw >_> of -his five xDD wits went >_> hawting OwO off, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is OwO the xDD whowe man guvwn'd -with UwU onye; OwO so UwU that ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to ^-^ keep ^-^ himsewf ^-^ wawm, let -him bear ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a >_> diffewence :3 between ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and his x3 howse; uWu fow -^.^ it :3 is >w< aww OwO the wealth UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe ->_> cweatuwe. OwO Who :3 is his ^.^ companyion ^w^ nyow? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath every month :3 a OwO nyew -sworn brother. -Mess. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? -uWu Beat. Very easiwy >_< possibwe. ÚwÚ He weaws his :3 faith uWu but as OwO the ^.^ fashion ->_> of his hat; ^.^ it >w< evew x3 changes with OwO the next block. -Mess. I >_> see, >w< wady, OwO the ^-^ gentweman :3 is ^.^ nyot in >_> youw ^-^ books. -uWu Beat. >_< Nyo. An ^.^ he OwO wewe, I would >_< buwn my ;;w;; study. But I pray you, ^-^ who :3 is -his :33 companyion? ^-^ Is there nyo x3 young :33 squawew :3 nyow UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a -UwU voyage with him ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; deviw? -Mess. ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU most in OwO the >_> company >_> of OwO the ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe Claudio. -uWu Beat. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ he uWu wiww >_> hang x3 upon him >_< wike :3 a UwU disease! ÚwÚ He :3 is sooner ->_> caught than OwO the ;;w;; pestiwence, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu takew runs ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^w^ mad. :3 God -^w^ hewp OwO the x3 nyobwe Claudio! >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ have >_> caught OwO the Benedick, ^.^ it uWu wiww -uWu cost him :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ewe UwU 'a >w< be >_< cuwed. -Mess. I uWu wiww howd fwiends with you, >_< wady. -uWu Beat. uWu Do, good >w< fwiend. -UwU Weon. You uWu wiww never run >_< mad, nyiece. -uWu Beat. No, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww :3 a ^.^ hot ^-^ Janyuawy. -Mess. :3 Don >w< Pedwo :3 is approach'd. - -x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, Benedick, >_> Bawthasaw, ÚwÚ and uWu John OwO the OwO Bastawd. - -Pedwo. Good UwU Signyiow Leonato, awe you come ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> youw :33 twoubwe? The -^.^ fashion >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is ^-^ to UwU avoid ^-^ cost, ÚwÚ and you uWu encountew it. -UwU Weon. uWu Nyevew came twoubwe ^-^ to my house in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of >_> youw >w< Gwace; -uWu fow twoubwe being gone, comfort shouwd ^.^ wemain; uWu but when you xDD depawt -^-^ fwom uWu me, UwU sowwow ^-^ abides ÚwÚ and >w< happinyess ^-^ takes his weave. -Pedwo. You ^w^ embwace >_> youw chawge xDD too :3 wiwwingwy. I ÚwÚ think :3 this :3 is >_> youw -daughter. -UwU Weon. Her mothew ;;w;; hath many xDD times told me ÚwÚ so. -uWu Benye. Were you in UwU doubt, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ÚwÚ ask'd uWu hew? -UwU Weon. UwU Signyiow Benedick, no; uWu fow then ;;w;; wewe you :3 a chiwd. -Pedwo. You ^.^ have ^.^ it x3 fuww, x3 Benyedick. We ^-^ may ^.^ guess uWu by :3 this what you -awe, being :3 a xDD man. >_> Twuwy OwO the wady fathews :33 hewsewf. Be happy, lady; -uWu fow you awe >_< wike OwO an honyouwabwe father. -uWu Benye. >w< If UwU Signyiow OwO Weonyato >w< be xDD hew fathew, ^.^ she would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have his head -uWu on xDD hew shouwdews uWu fow >w< aww Messinya, as >_< wike him as ^.^ she is. -uWu Beat. I wonder UwU that you uWu wiww still >w< be ^-^ tawking, UwU Signyiow x3 Benyedick. -uWu Nyobody ^.^ mawks you. -uWu Benye. >_> What, my dear OwO Wady >_< Disdain! awe you ÚwÚ yet wiving? -uWu Beat. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe UwU Disdain shouwd die >_< whiwe ^.^ she ;;w;; hath such ^.^ meet ->_< food ^-^ to :33 feed ^.^ it as UwU Signyiow OwO Benyedick? ^w^ Couwtesy itsewf >w< must ;;w;; convewt -^-^ to >w< disdain ^-^ if you come in xDD hew presence. -uWu Benye. ;;w;; Then :3 is couwtesy :3 a turncoat. But ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain I x3 am loved >_> of ->w< aww uWu wadies, only you excepted; ÚwÚ and I would I :33 couwd find in my -OwO heawt UwU that I xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ hawd xDD heawt, uWu fow ^.^ twuwy I love none. -uWu Beat. OwO A dear >w< happinyess ^-^ to women! ^.^ They would ewse ^.^ have >_< been twoubwed -with :3 a pernicious suitor. I :3 thank :3 God ÚwÚ and my x3 cowd blood, I x3 am >_> of ->_> youw humouw uWu fow ;;w;; that. I xDD had wathew hear my ^.^ dog bark at :3 a crow -than :3 a man uWu sweaw ^.^ he loves >_> me. -uWu Benye. :3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ladyship still in UwU that mind! ^w^ So >w< some ^-^ gentweman -^w^ ow uWu othew uWu shaww ^w^ scape :3 a OwO pwedestinyate scwatch'd face. -uWu Beat. Scratching :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ make ^.^ it >_< wowse OwO an 'twere such :3 a ;;w;; face as -x3 youws :3 wewe. -uWu Benye. Weww, you awe :3 a x3 wawe pawwot-teachew. -uWu Beat. OwO A biwd >_> of my :33 tongue :3 is better than :3 a beast >_> of ^w^ youws. -uWu Benye. I would my horse xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ speed >_> of >_> youw tongue, ÚwÚ and OwO so good :3 a -continuer. But ^-^ keep >_> youw >_< way, :3 a God's >_< nyame! I ^.^ have >w< donye. -uWu Beat. You :33 awways ^-^ end with :3 a >w< jade's uWu twick. I xDD knyow you >_> of ^.^ owd. -Pedwo. :33 That :3 is OwO the sum >_> of aww, :3 Weonyato. UwU Signyiow ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and UwU Signyiow -Benedick, my dear fwiend OwO Weonyato ;;w;; hath ^-^ invited you all. I tell him -^-^ we uWu shaww stay here at OwO the :33 weast :3 a ^w^ month, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he heawtwy uWu pways ->w< some >w< occasion ^-^ may :3 detain OwO us longer. I dare uWu sweaw ^.^ he :3 is nyo -ÚwÚ hypocwite, uWu but uWu pways ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ heawt. -UwU Weon. >w< If you sweaw, my lord, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ fowswown. uWu [To :3 Don -John] >_> Wet me ;;w;; bid you welcome, my :33 wowd. >_> Being >_< weconciwed ^-^ to OwO the -Prince >_> youw :33 bwothew, I owe you >w< aww >_< duty. -John. I :3 thank you. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of many x3 wowds, uWu but I :3 thank you. -UwU Weon. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; wead :3 on? -Pedwo. Your ;;w;; hand, :3 Weonyato. We uWu wiww >w< go >w< togethew. -OwO Exeunt. Manent UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and Claudio. ->_> Cwaud. Benedick, didst :3 thou ^-^ nyote OwO the daughter >_> of UwU Signyiow Leonato? -uWu Benye. I nyoted xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but I ^.^ wook'd uWu on :3 hew. ->_> Cwaud. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot :3 a modest x3 young >w< wady? -uWu Benye. Do you xDD question uWu me, as OwO an >w< honyest man shouwd uWu do, uWu fow my ÚwÚ simpwe -OwO twue ^-^ judgment? ^w^ ow would you ^.^ have me speak aftew my :33 custom, as -being :3 a professed >_> tywant ^-^ to theiw OwO sex? ->_> Cwaud. >_< Nyo. I pray ÚwÚ thee speak in :33 sobew UwU judgment. -uWu Benye. ÚwÚ Why, >w< i' :33 faith, >w< methinks she's xDD too low uWu fow :3 a UwU high :33 pwaise, -xDD too xDD bwown uWu fow :3 a fair :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and xDD too wittwe uWu fow :3 a gweat :3 pwaise. ->_> Onwy :3 this ^.^ commendation I can :33 affowd UwU hew, UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she uWu othew -than ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe >_< unhandsome, ÚwÚ and being nyo uWu othew uWu but as ^.^ she -;;w;; is, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 hew. ->_> Cwaud. Thou xDD thinkest I x3 am in sport. I pray ÚwÚ thee tell me ^.^ twuwy how -:3 thou lik'st :3 hew. -uWu Benye. Wouwd you ^-^ buy UwU hew, UwU that you enquire aftew uWu hew? ->_> Cwaud. ^w^ Can OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ buy such :3 a :33 jewew? -uWu Benye. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU case ^-^ to >w< put ^.^ it into. But speak you :3 this with :3 a >_> sad -brow? ^w^ ow ^-^ do you xDD pway OwO the flouting >w< Jack, ^-^ to tell OwO us ;;w;; Cupid :3 is :3 a -good ^-^ hawe-findew ÚwÚ and >_< Vuwcan :3 a x3 wawe x3 cawpentew? ^w^ Come, in what ;;w;; key -uWu shaww :3 a man UwU take you ^-^ to >w< go in OwO the >w< song? ->_> Cwaud. UwU In >_< minye eye ^.^ she :3 is OwO the x3 sweetest wady UwU that >w< evew I ^.^ wook'd x3 on. -uWu Benye. I can UwU see ÚwÚ yet ^-^ without >_> spectacwes, ÚwÚ and I UwU see nyo such OwO mattew. -There's xDD hew uWu cousin, OwO an ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ possess'd with :3 a x3 fuwy,exceeds -xDD hew as >w< much in x3 beauty as OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of May doth OwO the last >_> of -:3 Decembew. But I >w< hope you ^.^ have nyo ^.^ intent ^-^ to xDD tuwn xDD husband, ^.^ have +Beat. ^.^ It >_> is UwU so indeed. >w< He >_> is nyo less than :3 a UwU stuff'd xDD man; >_> but fow +x3 the stuffing--well, ^.^ we OwO awe aww mowtaw. +Leon. >_> You ^w^ must >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ mistake x3 my niece. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a uWu kind of ^.^ mewwy +>w< waw betwixt :33 Signyiow Benyedick ÚwÚ and her. ^-^ They >_< nyevew :3 meet >_> but there's +:3 a skiwmish of wit ^-^ between OwO them. +Beat. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he :33 gets >_< nyothing ^.^ by >_< that! ^w^ In UwU ouw >w< wast OwO confwict fouw of +:33 his five :33 wits OwO went uWu hawting ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and nyow >_> is x3 the whole x3 man guvwn'd +with onye; UwU so :3 that >_> if ^.^ he uWu have wit enough to >_< keep >_< himsewf wawm, wet +^.^ him UwU beaw >w< it fow :3 a ^.^ diffewence ^-^ between >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 howse; fow +>w< it >_> is aww x3 the weawth :3 that ^.^ he hath left to be ÚwÚ knyown :3 a ^.^ weasonyabwe +xDD cweatuwe. Who >_> is :33 his >_< companyion ^.^ nyow? >w< He hath every >_> month :3 a x3 nyew +sworn ^-^ bwothew. +:33 Mess. ^-^ Is't possible? +Beat. Very easily UwU possibwe. >w< He ^-^ weaws :33 his :33 faith >_> but >_< as x3 the fashion +of :33 his :33 hat; >w< it OwO evew :33 changes with x3 the :3 nyext block. +:33 Mess. UwU I see, UwU wady, x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is nyot uWu in x3 youw uWu books. +Beat. No. ^-^ An ^.^ he uWu wewe, UwU I ^.^ wouwd buwn x3 my uWu study. OwO But UwU I pray UwU you, who >_> is +:33 his companion? Is there nyo xDD young squarer nyow :3 that xDD wiww >_< make :3 a +^w^ voyage with ^.^ him to x3 the devil? +:33 Mess. >w< He >_> is UwU most uWu in x3 the >_< company of x3 the >w< wight x3 nyobwe ^-^ Cwaudio. +Beat. x3 O Wowd, ^.^ he xDD wiww ^w^ hang ;;w;; upon ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a disease! >w< He >_> is :33 soonyew +caught than x3 the ;;w;; pestiwence, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 takew wuns presently >_> mad. ^w^ God +OwO hewp x3 the x3 nyobwe :33 Cwaudio! ;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu have caught x3 the Benedick, >w< it xDD wiww +>_> cost ^.^ him :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound ere xDD 'a be cured. +:33 Mess. UwU I xDD wiww howd ^w^ fwiends with UwU you, >_> wady. +Beat. UwU Do, ÚwÚ good :3 fwiend. +Leon. >_> You xDD wiww >_< nyevew >w< wun mad, niece. +Beat. :3 Nyo, nyot >w< tiww :3 a :3 hot Janyuawy. +:33 Mess. ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo >_> is approach'd. + +Entew ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, Claudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, ÚwÚ and John x3 the >_> Bastawd. + +Pedwo. ^-^ Good :33 Signyiow Leonato, OwO awe xDD you come to :3 meet x3 youw trouble? uWu The +fashion of x3 the wowwd >_> is to avoid >w< cost, ÚwÚ and xDD you x3 encountew :3 it. +Leon. xDD Nyevew ^-^ came >_> twoubwe to x3 my ;;w;; house uWu in x3 the xDD wikenyess of x3 youw Grace; +fow >_> twoubwe ^.^ being >w< gonye, uWu comfowt >_> shouwd :3 wemain; >_> but when xDD you ÚwÚ depawt +from uWu me, sorrow ^.^ abides ÚwÚ and happinyess UwU takes :33 his >_< weave. +Pedwo. >_> You >_< embwace x3 youw :3 chawge ^w^ too >_< wiwwingwy. UwU I think ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 youw +>w< daughtew. +Leon. :3 Hew mothew hath UwU many times told ;;w;; me :3 so. +Bene. ^.^ Wewe xDD you uWu in doubt, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you >w< ask'd OwO hew? +Leon. :33 Signyiow Benedick, ^.^ nyo; fow xDD then :3 wewe xDD you :3 a :33 chiwd. +Pedwo. >_> You uWu have >w< it >_> fuww, Benedick. We OwO may guess ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> what xDD you +awe, ^.^ being :3 a man. Truly x3 the uWu wady uWu fathews hewsewf. ^w^ Be UwU happy, ;;w;; wady; +fow xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 fathew. +Bene. ;;w;; If :33 Signyiow Weonyato be her ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have :33 his >_> head +on her ^w^ shouwdews fow aww ÚwÚ Messinya, >_< as ^.^ wike ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ she >w< is. +Beat. UwU I wonder :3 that xDD you xDD wiww still be UwU tawking, :33 Signyiow Benedick. +Nobody >w< mawks OwO you. +Bene. What, x3 my uWu deaw xDD Wady Disdain! OwO awe xDD you yet living? +Beat. Is >w< it OwO possibwe :3 Disdain >_> shouwd ^-^ die OwO whiwe ^.^ she hath xDD such :3 meet +OwO food to >w< feed >w< it >_< as :33 Signyiow Benedick? Courtesy itsewf ^w^ must convert +to ^-^ disdain >_> if xDD you come uWu in her pwesence. +Bene. UwU Then >_> is >w< couwtesy :3 a turncoat. OwO But >w< it >_> is xDD cewtain UwU I ^w^ am xDD wuvd of +aww x3 wadies, >w< onwy xDD you excepted; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd find uWu in x3 my +>_< heawt :3 that UwU I xDD had nyot :3 a x3 hawd uWu heawt, fow :33 twuwy UwU I wuv none. +Beat. ^-^ A uWu deaw happinyess to ^.^ women! ^-^ They ^.^ wouwd >_> ewse uWu have :33 been troubled +with :3 a pewnyicious >w< suitow. UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU cowd bwood, UwU I ^w^ am of +x3 youw humouw fow x3 that. UwU I xDD had rather hear x3 my dog >_< bawk uWu at :3 a x3 cwow +than :3 a x3 man >_< sweaw ^.^ he loves x3 me. +Bene. ^w^ God >_< keep x3 youw >w< wadyship still uWu in :3 that ÚwÚ mind! ^w^ So x3 some ÚwÚ gentweman +ow othew UwU shaww ;;w;; scape :3 a ^w^ pwedestinyate UwU scwatch'd ;;w;; face. +Beat. Scratching couwd nyot >_< make >w< it xDD wowse >w< an >w< 'twewe xDD such :3 a OwO face >_< as +>_> youws were. +Bene. xDD Weww, xDD you OwO awe :3 a OwO wawe >_> pawwot-teachew. +Beat. ^-^ A biwd of x3 my >_> tongue >_> is xDD bettew than :3 a beast of x3 youws. +Bene. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my UwU howse xDD had x3 the ^w^ speed of x3 youw ;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a +continuer. OwO But >_< keep x3 youw :3 way, :3 a >_> God's xDD nyame! UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. +Beat. >_> You awways >w< end with :3 a ^w^ jade's ^.^ twick. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you of ^-^ owd. +Pedwo. :33 That >_> is x3 the >w< sum of all, :33 Weonyato. :33 Signyiow OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and :33 Signyiow +Benedick, x3 my uWu deaw :33 fwiend Weonyato hath >w< invited xDD you all. UwU I tell ^.^ him +^.^ we UwU shaww xDD stay OwO hewe uWu at x3 the least :3 a ;;w;; month, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 heawtwy prays +x3 some ;;w;; occasion OwO may ^w^ detain >_> us wongew. UwU I dawe >_< sweaw ^.^ he >_> is nyo +^-^ hypocwite, >_> but prays from :33 his ;;w;; heawt. +Leon. ;;w;; If xDD you x3 sweaw, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you UwU shaww nyot be forsworn. :33 [To ^.^ Don +:33 John] Let ;;w;; me bid xDD you ;;w;; wewcome, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Being >_< weconciwed to x3 the +Prince x3 youw brother, UwU I >_> owe xDD you aww duty. +OwO John. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. UwU I ^w^ am nyot of UwU many wowds, >_> but UwU I >_> thank OwO you. +Leon. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw Gwace lead ^-^ on? +Pedwo. uWu Youw uWu hand, :33 Weonyato. We xDD wiww OwO go together. +:33 Exeunt. Manyent Benyedick ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. +>_< Cwaud. Benedick, :33 didst xDD thou ^-^ nyote x3 the daughter of :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Weonyato? +Bene. UwU I noted her >_> nyot, >_> but UwU I >_> wook'd on her. +>_< Cwaud. Is ^.^ she nyot :3 a :3 modest xDD young x3 wady? +Bene. Do xDD you ;;w;; question uWu me, >_< as >w< an xDD honyest x3 man >_> shouwd UwU do, fow x3 my :33 simpwe +true ÚwÚ judgment? ow ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me speak ÚwÚ aftew x3 my ^-^ custom, >_< as +^.^ being :3 a ^.^ pwofessed tyrant to uWu theiw OwO sex? +>_< Cwaud. No. UwU I pray uWu thee speak uWu in sober ;;w;; judgment. +Bene. Why, :33 i' ^w^ faith, uWu methinks ^w^ she's ^w^ too wow fow :3 a xDD high >_< pwaise, +^w^ too >_> bwown fow :3 a >w< faiw >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and ^w^ too xDD wittwe fow :3 a great ;;w;; pwaise. +Onwy ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ commendation UwU I ^.^ can UwU affowd hew, :3 that :3 wewe ^.^ she othew +than ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^.^ she :3 wewe ;;w;; unhandsome, ÚwÚ and ^.^ being nyo othew >_> but >_< as ^.^ she +;;w;; is, UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike her. +>_< Cwaud. ^.^ Thou >_> thinkest UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ;;w;; spowt. UwU I pray uWu thee tell ;;w;; me :33 twuwy >w< how +xDD thou :33 wik'st her. +Bene. Wouwd xDD you UwU buy hew, :3 that xDD you ^.^ enquiwe ÚwÚ aftew OwO hew? +>_< Cwaud. UwU Can x3 the wowwd UwU buy xDD such :3 a uWu jewew? +Bene. Yea, ÚwÚ and :3 a case to put >w< it ^w^ into. OwO But speak xDD you ÚwÚ this with :3 a >_> sad +bwow? ow UwU do xDD you :33 pway x3 the ^w^ fwouting Jack, to tell >_> us x3 Cupid >_> is :3 a +ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ hawe-findew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Vuwcan :3 a OwO wawe cawpentew? ^.^ Come, uWu in >_> what OwO key +UwU shaww :3 a x3 man OwO take xDD you to OwO go uWu in x3 the ;;w;; song? +>_< Cwaud. ^w^ In >_< minye ^w^ eye ^.^ she >_> is x3 the ^w^ sweetest uWu wady :3 that OwO evew UwU I >_> wook'd :3 on. +Bene. UwU I ^.^ can >_> see yet ^-^ without spectacles, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> see nyo xDD such :3 mattew. +>_> Thewe's her OwO cousin, >w< an ^.^ she :3 wewe nyot >_< possess'd with :3 a OwO fuwy,exceeds +her >_< as much uWu in beauty >_< as x3 the xDD fiwst of ^-^ May xDD doth x3 the >w< wast of +December. OwO But UwU I UwU hope xDD you uWu have nyo :3 intent to turn ^.^ husband, uWu have you? ->_> Cwaud. I would scarce xDD twust ÚwÚ mysewf, >w< though I xDD had sworn OwO the -;;w;; contwawy, ^-^ if :33 Hewo would >w< be my wife. -uWu Benye. :3 Is't come ^-^ to uWu this? UwU In :33 faith, ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ onye man uWu but -^.^ he uWu wiww wear his ÚwÚ cap with suspicion? :33 Shaww I never UwU see :3 a -bachewow >_> of threescore OwO again? uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< i' faith! An :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyeeds -OwO thwust >w< thy neck OwO into :3 a yoke, wear OwO the x3 pwint >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and sigh away -Sundays. - -x3 Entew :3 Don Pedwo. - -Look! :3 Don >w< Pedwo :3 is wetuwnyed ^-^ to >w< seek you. -Pedwo. What >w< secwet ;;w;; hath held you ;;w;; hewe, UwU that you ^-^ fowwowed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to +>_< Cwaud. UwU I ^.^ wouwd scawce :33 twust myself, ^w^ though UwU I xDD had sworn x3 the +>_< contwawy, >_> if ^.^ Hewo ^.^ wouwd be x3 my x3 wife. +Bene. ^-^ Is't come to :3 this? ^w^ In ^w^ faith, hath nyot x3 the wowwd one x3 man >_> but +^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ weaw :33 his cap with ^-^ suspicion? Shall UwU I >_< nyevew >_> see :3 a +>w< bachewow of threescore ^w^ again? Go ^.^ to, :33 i' >_< faith! ^-^ An xDD thou wiwt >_< nyeeds +thwust >w< thy x3 nyeck x3 into :3 a uWu yoke, ^-^ weaw x3 the pwint of >w< it ÚwÚ and x3 sigh OwO away +:33 Sundays. + +Entew ^.^ Don Pedwo. + +Look! ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo >_> is wetuwnyed to >_> seek OwO you. +Pedwo. >_> What secret hath hewd xDD you UwU hewe, :3 that xDD you fowwowed nyot to Leonato's? -uWu Benye. I would >_> youw OwO Gwace would UwU constwain me ^-^ to tell. -Pedwo. I chawge ÚwÚ thee uWu on >w< thy allegiance. -uWu Benye. You OwO heaw, UwU Count Claudio. I can >w< be >w< secwet as :3 a OwO dumb man, I -would ^.^ have you ÚwÚ think >w< so; ;;w;; but, uWu on my :33 awwegiance--mawk you this-on -my xDD awwegiance! ^.^ he :3 is in wuv. x3 With UwU who? Nyow UwU that :3 is >_> youw Gwace's -pawt. >_< Mawk how ^-^ showt his ÚwÚ answew UwU is: x3 With ÚwÚ Hewo, Leonato's ^-^ showt -daughter. ->_> Cwaud. >w< If :3 this ;;w;; wewe so, OwO so ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it :3 utt'wed. -uWu Benye. ;;w;; Wike OwO the ^.^ owd :3 tawe, my uWu wowd: ^.^ 'It :3 is ^.^ nyot so, :3 nyow 'twas ^.^ nyot >w< so; -uWu but :3 indeed, :3 God fowbid ^.^ it shouwd >w< be >_< so!' ->_> Cwaud. >w< If my passion >_> change ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ showtwy, :3 God fowbid ^.^ it shouwd >w< be -uWu othewwise. -Pedwo. ;;w;; Amen, ^-^ if you love UwU hew; uWu fow OwO the wady :3 is vewy ;;w;; weww :33 wowthy. ->_> Cwaud. You speak :3 this ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch me ÚwÚ in, my :33 wowd. -Pedwo. By my ^w^ twoth, I speak my OwO thought. ->_> Cwaud. And, in :33 faith, my lord, I xDD spoke x3 minye. -uWu Benye. And, uWu by my two :3 faiths ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoths, my lord, I xDD spoke x3 minye. ->_> Cwaud. :33 That I love UwU hew, I feew. -Pedwo. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is x3 wowthy, I know. -uWu Benye. :33 That I neither ;;w;; feew how ^.^ she shouwd >w< be :3 wuvd, :3 nyow xDD knyow how ^.^ she -shouwd >w< be x3 wowthy, :3 is OwO the >_< opinyion UwU that x3 fiwe cannyot OwO mewt >_< out >_> of >_> me. -I uWu wiww die in ^.^ it at OwO the ^-^ stake. -Pedwo. Thou >_< wast >w< evew OwO an ^-^ obstinyate OwO hewetic in OwO the UwU despite >_> of -^w^ beauty. ->_> Cwaud. And never :33 couwd maintain his part uWu but in OwO the x3 fowce >_> of his -uWu wiww. -uWu Benye. :33 That :3 a ^-^ woman :33 conceived uWu me, I :3 thank UwU hew; UwU that ^.^ she ^w^ bwought me -uWu up, I wikewise ^w^ give xDD hew UwU most humbwe :3 thanks; uWu but UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ have -:3 a >_> wechate uWu winded in my forehead, ^w^ ow >_> hang my bugle in OwO an :33 invisibwe -^.^ bawdwick, >w< aww >w< women uWu shaww pawdon >_> me. xDD Because I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do them -OwO the :33 wwong ^-^ to ^-^ mistwust >_< any, I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ to xDD twust -^.^ nyonye; ÚwÚ and OwO the fine :3 is (for OwO the ;;w;; which I ^-^ may >w< go OwO the finer), I uWu wiww -live :3 a bachelor. -Pedwo. I uWu shaww UwU see ^.^ thee, ewe I x3 die, ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe with wuv. -uWu Benye. x3 With angew, with sicknyess, ^w^ ow with x3 hungew, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ nyot with -wuv. uWu Pwuv UwU that >w< evew I wose ^-^ mowe UwU bwood with love than I uWu wiww >_< get -UwU again with ^.^ dwinking, OwO pick >_< out >_< minye eyes with :3 a ;;w;; bawwad-makew's ;;w;; pen -ÚwÚ and >_> hang me OwO up at OwO the xDD doow >_> of :3 a bwothew house uWu fow OwO the >w< sign >_> of -uWu bwind ^w^ Cupid. -Pedwo. Weww, ^-^ if >w< evew :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ faww ^-^ fwom :3 this :33 faith, :3 thou xDD wiwt -^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> nyotabwe OwO awgument. -uWu Benye. >w< If I uWu do, >_> hang me in :3 a >_< bottwe >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cat ÚwÚ and >_> shoot at me; ÚwÚ and -^.^ he UwU that :3 hits uWu me, let him >w< be ÚwÚ cwapp'd uWu on OwO the shouwdew ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd -^w^ Adam. -Pedwo. Weww, as UwU time uWu shaww try. -x3 'In UwU time OwO the savage uWu buww doth bear OwO the yoke.' -uWu Benye. The savage uWu buww :3 may; uWu but ^-^ if >w< evew OwO the sensible UwU Benyedick bear -it, xDD pwuck x3 off OwO the buww's howns ÚwÚ and xDD set them in my forehead, ÚwÚ and -let me >w< be vilely painted, ÚwÚ and in such gweat letters as uWu they wwite -:3 'Hewe :3 is good horse ^-^ to hire,' let them signify uWu undew my >w< sign -:3 'Hewe you ^-^ may UwU see UwU Benyedick OwO the married ^-^ man.' ->_> Cwaud. >w< If :3 this shouwd >w< evew >_< happen, :3 thou wouldst >w< be ;;w;; hown-mad. -Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ;;w;; Cupid ^.^ have ^.^ nyot spent >w< aww his ÚwÚ quivew in >_> Venyice, :3 thou -xDD wiwt ^-^ quake uWu fow :3 this >w< showtwy. -uWu Benye. I ÚwÚ wook uWu fow OwO an ^w^ eawthquake xDD too xDD then. -Pedwo. Weww, you uWu wiww temporize with OwO the OwO houws. UwU In OwO the :33 meantime, -good UwU Signyiow Benedick, wepaiw ^-^ to Leonato's, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and -tell him I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw him at :3 suppew; uWu fow >_< indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made -gweat preparation. -uWu Benye. I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost matter enough in me uWu fow such OwO an >w< embassage; ÚwÚ and -OwO so I commit ;;w;; you-- ->_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 tuition >_> of God. From my >_< house--if I xDD had xDD it-- -Pedwo. The ;;w;; sixth >_> of July. Your :33 woving OwO fwiend, x3 Benyedick. -uWu Benye. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD mock ;;w;; nyot, xDD mock not. The ÚwÚ body >_> of >_> youw :3 discouwse :3 is -sometime >_> guawded with fragments, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< guawds awe uWu but slightly -^-^ basted uWu on nyeithew. Ewe you fwout ^.^ owd ends ^-^ any :3 fuwthew, OwO examinye ->_> youw >_< conscience. And OwO so I xDD weave you. UwU Exit. ->_> Cwaud. UwU My UwU wiege, >_> youw Highness :3 nyow ^-^ may ^-^ do me :33 good. -Pedwo. UwU My love :3 is UwU thinye ^-^ to teach. Teach ^.^ it uWu but ;;w;; how, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see how :3 apt ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to learn ->w< Any ^-^ hawd lesson UwU that ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. ->_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Hath OwO Weonyato ^-^ any UwU son, my UwU wowd? -Pedwo. :3 Nyo >w< chiwd uWu but Hero; she's his only :33 heiw. -Dost :3 thou :3 affect UwU hew, >w< Cwaudio? ->_< Cwaud.O my lord, -When you went >_> onwawd uWu on :3 this UwU ended x3 action, -I ^.^ wook'd x3 upon xDD hew with :3 a uWu sowdiew's eye, -:33 That lik'd, uWu but xDD had :3 a OwO woughew ^w^ task in hand ->w< Than ^-^ to ÚwÚ dwive ^-^ wiking ^-^ to OwO the name >_> of :33 wuv; -But :3 nyow I x3 am wetuwn'd ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> waw-thoughts ->_< Have weft theiw OwO pwaces >_< vacant, in theiw >_> wooms -Come thronging ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and delicate desiwes, -^-^ Aww prompting me how fair x3 young :33 Hewo ;;w;; is, -uWu Saying I x3 wik'd xDD hew ewe I went ^-^ to ;;w;; waws. -Pedwo. Thou xDD wiwt >w< be >_< wike :3 a >_> wuvw ÚwÚ pwesentwy -And tire OwO the :33 heawew with :3 a book >_> of wowds. ->w< If :3 thou OwO dost love fair ÚwÚ Hewo, cherish it, -And I uWu wiww >_< bweak with xDD hew ÚwÚ and with xDD hew fathew, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :3 hew. ^w^ Wast ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ end -:33 That :3 thou began'st ^-^ to twist OwO so fine :3 a >w< stowy? ->_> Cwaud. OwO How OwO sweetwy you ^-^ do >_< minyistew ^-^ to love, -:33 That xDD knyow ^-^ wuv's >w< gwief uWu by his ^.^ compwexion! -But west my ^-^ wiking UwU might xDD too ^w^ sudden seem, -I would ^.^ have sawv'd ^.^ it with :3 a ÚwÚ wongew ÚwÚ tweatise. -Pedwo. What :3 nyeed OwO the >_> bwidge >w< much ^w^ bwoadew than OwO the xDD fwood? -The ÚwÚ faiwest gwant :3 is OwO the nyecessity. -Look, what uWu wiww sewve :3 is ^.^ fit. ^.^ 'Tis once, :3 thou lovest, -And I uWu wiww x3 fit ÚwÚ thee with OwO the wemedy. -I xDD knyow ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have x3 wevewwing to-nyight. -I uWu wiww assume >w< thy part in >w< some disguise -And tell fair :33 Hewo I x3 am :33 Cwaudio, -And in xDD hew uWu bosom I'll :33 uncwasp my OwO heawt -And UwU take xDD hew hearing pwisonyew with OwO the x3 fowce -And >w< stwong uWu encountew >_> of my amorous >_> tawe. -;;w;; Then aftew ^-^ to xDD hew fathew uWu wiww I bweak, -And OwO the >_> concwusion ;;w;; is, ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be >w< thinye. -UwU In practice let OwO us >w< put ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -OwO A :3 woom in Leonato's >_< house. - -x3 Entew :3 [at ^-^ onye ;;w;; doow] OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and :3 [at another doow, Antonio] OwO an ^.^ owd man, -bwothew ^-^ to :3 Weonyato. - -UwU Weon. OwO How nyow, xDD bwothew? :3 Whewe :3 is my cousin >_> youw xDD son? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he -provided :3 this ^.^ music? -:3 Ant. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy busy about it. But, :33 bwothew, I can tell you ÚwÚ stwange -UwU nyews UwU that you ÚwÚ yet dreamt ^.^ nyot >_> of. -UwU Weon. uWu Awe uWu they :3 good? -:3 Ant. UwU As OwO the ^-^ event ^.^ stamps them; uWu but uWu they ^.^ have :3 a good ÚwÚ cuvw, uWu they -show ;;w;; weww outward. The Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Count :33 Cwaudio, walking in :3 a -thick-pleached ^-^ awwey in >_< minye owchawd, ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; thus >w< much ;;w;; uvwheawd uWu by -:3 a man >_> of ^-^ minye: OwO the Prince ^.^ discuvwed ^-^ to ^.^ Cwaudio UwU that ^.^ he loved my -niece >_> youw daughter ÚwÚ and meant ^-^ to acknyowwedge ^.^ it :3 this night in :3 a -^w^ dance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; found xDD hew accowdant, ^.^ he meant ^-^ to UwU take OwO the -ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time uWu by OwO the :3 top ÚwÚ and OwO instantwy >_< bweak with you >_> of it. -UwU Weon. ;;w;; Hath OwO the :3 fewwow ^-^ any ÚwÚ wit UwU that told you uWu this? -:3 Ant. OwO A good shawp fewwow. I uWu wiww ^-^ send uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and xDD question him +Bene. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace ^.^ wouwd :33 constwain ;;w;; me to tell. +Pedwo. UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee on >w< thy ^w^ awwegiance. +Bene. >_> You heaw, xDD Count ^-^ Cwaudio. UwU I ^.^ can be secret >_< as :3 a UwU dumb ^w^ man, UwU I +^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you think so; but, on x3 my UwU awwegiance--mawk xDD you this-on +x3 my ^-^ awwegiance! ^.^ he >_> is uWu in love. With >_> who? Now :3 that >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's +part. >_> Mawk >w< how showt :33 his answew ^w^ is: With Hero, Weonyato's showt +>w< daughtew. +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this :3 wewe >_> so, UwU so :3 wewe >w< it utt'red. +Bene. Wike x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 tawe, x3 my wowd: 'It >_> is nyot >_> so, nor uWu 'twas nyot so; +>_> but :33 indeed, ^w^ God UwU fowbid >w< it >_> shouwd be so!' +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If x3 my passion change nyot shortly, ^w^ God UwU fowbid >w< it >_> shouwd be +othewwise. +Pedwo. >_> Amen, >_> if xDD you wuv >w< hew; fow x3 the uWu wady >_> is xDD vewy weww OwO wowthy. +>_< Cwaud. >_> You speak ÚwÚ this to :3 fetch ;;w;; me x3 in, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pedwo. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I speak x3 my thought. +>_< Cwaud. ^.^ And, uWu in ^w^ faith, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^-^ spoke ^w^ minye. +Bene. ^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my >w< two :33 faiths ÚwÚ and twoths, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^-^ spoke ^w^ minye. +>_< Cwaud. :33 That UwU I wuv hew, UwU I feew. +Pedwo. :33 That ^.^ she >_> is wowthy, UwU I :33 knyow. +Bene. :33 That UwU I :3 nyeithew x3 feew >w< how ^.^ she >_> shouwd be loved, nor ^.^ knyow >w< how ^.^ she +>_> shouwd be wowthy, >_> is x3 the opinyion :3 that fire ;;w;; cannyot :3 mewt x3 out of x3 me. +UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die uWu in >w< it uWu at x3 the >_< stake. +Pedwo. ^.^ Thou >w< wast OwO evew >w< an :3 obstinyate >_> hewetic uWu in x3 the ;;w;; despite of +beauty. +>_< Cwaud. xDD And >_< nyevew couwd ÚwÚ maintain :33 his ÚwÚ pawt >_> but uWu in x3 the force of :33 his +:33 wiww. +Bene. :33 That :3 a OwO woman ^-^ conceived uWu me, UwU I >_> thank >w< hew; :3 that ^.^ she ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me +up, UwU I >_< wikewise UwU give her UwU most humble ^w^ thanks; >_> but :3 that UwU I xDD wiww uWu have +:3 a ÚwÚ wechate >w< winded uWu in x3 my forehead, ow ^w^ hang x3 my bugle uWu in >w< an invisible +>w< bawdwick, aww x3 women UwU shaww UwU pawdon x3 me. >_< Because UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do them +x3 the wrong to xDD mistwust uWu any, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do mysewf x3 the >w< wight to :33 twust +x3 nyonye; ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO finye >_> is (fow x3 the which UwU I OwO may OwO go x3 the :3 finyew), UwU I xDD wiww +^w^ wive :3 a x3 bachewow. +Pedwo. UwU I UwU shaww >_> see ÚwÚ thee, ere UwU I >_> die, wook pawe with love. +Bene. With anger, with :3 sicknyess, ow with hungew, x3 my wowd; nyot with +love. ^-^ Pwuv :3 that OwO evew UwU I wose ^.^ mowe :3 bwood with wuv than UwU I xDD wiww get +again with OwO dwinking, pick x3 out >_< minye eyes with :3 a ;;w;; bawwad-makew's OwO pen +ÚwÚ and ^w^ hang ;;w;; me x3 up uWu at x3 the doow of :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew ;;w;; house fow x3 the xDD sign of +^w^ bwind Cupid. +Pedwo. xDD Weww, >_> if OwO evew xDD thou dost faww from ÚwÚ this ^w^ faith, xDD thou wiwt +^-^ pwuv :3 a OwO nyotabwe awgument. +Bene. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do, ^w^ hang ;;w;; me uWu in :3 a bottwe ^.^ wike :3 a :33 cat ÚwÚ and >w< shoot uWu at OwO me; ÚwÚ and +^.^ he :3 that x3 hits uWu me, wet ^.^ him be ^-^ cwapp'd on x3 the shoulder ÚwÚ and ^w^ caww'd +>_> Adam. +Pedwo. xDD Weww, >_< as time UwU shaww >_> twy. +:3 'In time x3 the x3 savage uWu buww xDD doth UwU beaw x3 the :33 yoke.' +Bene. uWu The x3 savage uWu buww ;;w;; may; >_> but >_> if OwO evew x3 the ^-^ sensibwe Benyedick UwU beaw +:33 it, pluck x3 off x3 the >w< buww's >w< howns ÚwÚ and uWu set them uWu in x3 my forehead, ÚwÚ and +wet ;;w;; me be uWu viwewy painted, ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such great x3 wettews >_< as ;;w;; they >w< wwite +;;w;; 'Hewe >_> is ÚwÚ good UwU howse to ^-^ hiwe,' wet them :33 signyify :33 undew x3 my xDD sign +;;w;; 'Hewe xDD you OwO may >_> see Benyedick x3 the mawwied ÚwÚ man.' +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd OwO evew happen, xDD thou wouldst be ^-^ hown-mad. +Pedwo. Nyay, >_> if x3 Cupid uWu have nyot xDD spent aww :33 his ^-^ quivew uWu in >_> Venyice, xDD thou +wiwt quake fow ÚwÚ this >w< showtwy. +Bene. UwU I wook fow >w< an ^.^ eawthquake ^w^ too UwU then. +Pedwo. xDD Weww, xDD you xDD wiww xDD tempowize with x3 the hours. ^w^ In x3 the >_> meantime, +ÚwÚ good :33 Signyiow Benedick, repair to >_> Weonyato's, ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and +tell ^.^ him UwU I xDD wiww nyot fail ^.^ him uWu at supper; fow ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he hath UwU made +great >_> pwepawation. +Bene. UwU I uWu have almost ;;w;; mattew enough uWu in ;;w;; me fow xDD such >w< an ^w^ embassage; ÚwÚ and +UwU so UwU I :3 commit x3 you-- +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; To x3 the >_> tuition of >_< God. Fwom x3 my house--if UwU I xDD had OwO it-- +Pedwo. uWu The uWu sixth of Juwy. uWu Youw >w< woving fwiend, Benedick. +Bene. Nyay, ÚwÚ mock >_> nyot, ÚwÚ mock not. uWu The >w< body of x3 youw uWu discouwse >_> is +ÚwÚ sometime guawded with >_< fwagments, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ guawds OwO awe >_> but swightwy +ÚwÚ basted on >_> nyeithew. Ere xDD you fwout ;;w;; owd uWu ends xDD any further, >_> examinye +x3 youw ^w^ conscience. xDD And UwU so UwU I OwO weave OwO you. ÚwÚ Exit. +>_< Cwaud. OwO My ^.^ wiege, x3 youw >_> Highnyess nyow OwO may UwU do ;;w;; me UwU good. +Pedwo. OwO My wuv >_> is ^.^ thinye to OwO teach. :3 Teach >w< it >_> but how, +xDD And xDD thou shalt >_> see >w< how ^-^ apt >w< it >_> is to :3 weawn +x3 Any x3 hawd wesson :3 that OwO may UwU do uWu thee UwU good. +>_< Cwaud. >_< Hath Weonyato xDD any x3 son, x3 my xDD wowd? +Pedwo. No chiwd >_> but :33 Hewo; ^w^ she's :33 his >w< onwy ÚwÚ heiw. +uWu Dost xDD thou affect hew, Cwaudio? +>_> Cwaud.O x3 my uWu wowd, +x3 When xDD you OwO went onward on ÚwÚ this >_< ended xDD action, +UwU I >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon her with :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's >_< eye, +:33 That x3 wik'd, >_> but xDD had :3 a woughew :3 task uWu in uWu hand +Than to UwU dwive UwU wiking to x3 the xDD nyame of love; +OwO But nyow UwU I ^w^ am wetuwn'd ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> waw-thoughts +:3 Have left uWu theiw pwaces xDD vacant, uWu in uWu theiw rooms +:3 Come ^-^ thwonging soft ÚwÚ and xDD dewicate desires, +All pwompting ;;w;; me >w< how >w< faiw xDD young ^.^ Hewo ;;w;; is, +UwU Saying UwU I ^-^ wik'd her ere UwU I OwO went to waws. +Pedwo. ^.^ Thou wiwt be ^.^ wike :3 a wuvw presently +xDD And tire x3 the ^.^ heawew with :3 a ^w^ book of ÚwÚ wowds. +;;w;; If xDD thou dost wuv >w< faiw Hero, :3 chewish :33 it, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww bweak with her ÚwÚ and with her ÚwÚ fathew, +xDD And xDD thou shalt uWu have her. UwU Wast nyot to ÚwÚ this >w< end +:33 That xDD thou ^-^ began'st to ÚwÚ twist UwU so OwO finye :3 a stowy? +>_< Cwaud. How sweetly xDD you UwU do xDD minyistew to xDD wuv, +:33 That ^.^ knyow love's grief ^.^ by :33 his complexion! +OwO But xDD west x3 my UwU wiking ^w^ might ^w^ too ^.^ sudden ;;w;; seem, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have sawv'd >w< it with :3 a longer >_> tweatise. +Pedwo. >_> What >_< nyeed x3 the :33 bwidge much bwoadew than x3 the ÚwÚ fwood? +uWu The >_> faiwest gwant >_> is x3 the ;;w;; nyecessity. +x3 Wook, >_> what xDD wiww serve >_> is ^w^ fit. 'Tis ^w^ once, xDD thou lovest, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fit uWu thee with x3 the UwU wemedy. +UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have revelling to-night. +UwU I xDD wiww assume >w< thy ÚwÚ pawt uWu in x3 some xDD disguise +xDD And tell >w< faiw ^.^ Hewo UwU I ^w^ am Claudio, +xDD And uWu in her ^w^ bosom I'll :3 uncwasp x3 my >_< heawt +xDD And OwO take her hearing ÚwÚ pwisonyew with x3 the force +xDD And >w< stwong x3 encountew of x3 my :3 amowous ^-^ tawe. +UwU Then ÚwÚ aftew to her >w< fathew xDD wiww UwU I break, +xDD And x3 the OwO concwusion ;;w;; is, ^.^ she UwU shaww be ÚwÚ thinye. +^w^ In pwactice wet >_> us put >w< it presently. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +^-^ A >_> woom uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew :33 [at one ^w^ doow] Weonyato ÚwÚ and :33 [at anyothew door, ;;w;; Antonyio] >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, +ÚwÚ bwothew to :33 Weonyato. + +Leon. How now, bwothew? Whewe >_> is x3 my xDD cousin x3 youw uWu son? >_< Hath ^.^ he +x3 pwovided ÚwÚ this music? +Ant. >w< He >_> is xDD vewy >w< busy about :3 it. But, brother, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you ;;w;; stwange +nyews :3 that xDD you yet dweamt nyot uWu of. +Leon. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they good? +Ant. ;;w;; As x3 the event stamps OwO them; >_> but ;;w;; they uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ good cover, ;;w;; they +x3 show weww outwawd. uWu The Prince ÚwÚ and xDD Count Claudio, ^.^ wawking uWu in :3 a +x3 thick-pweached ^-^ awwey uWu in >_< minye >_> owchawd, :3 wewe OwO thus much uvwheawd ^.^ by +:3 a x3 man of mine: x3 the Prince discovered to OwO Cwaudio :3 that ^.^ he xDD wuvd x3 my +uWu nyiece x3 youw daughter ÚwÚ and meant to :3 acknyowwedge >w< it ÚwÚ this >w< nyight uWu in :3 a +xDD dance, ÚwÚ and >_> if ^.^ he >_> found her ;;w;; accowdant, ^.^ he meant to OwO take x3 the +xDD pwesent time ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; top ÚwÚ and instantly bweak with xDD you of :3 it. +Leon. >_< Hath x3 the fewwow xDD any wit :3 that told xDD you :3 this? +Ant. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ^-^ shawp UwU fewwow. UwU I xDD wiww >_> send fow :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; question ^.^ him OwO youwsewf. -UwU Weon. No, nyo. We uWu wiww howd ^.^ it as :3 a ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it :3 appeaw itself; uWu but -I uWu wiww :3 acquaint my daughter ^-^ withaw, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ may >w< be OwO the better -prepared uWu fow OwO an ^-^ answew, ^-^ if peradventure :3 this >w< be true. uWu Go you ÚwÚ and -tell xDD hew >_> of it. xDD [Exit Antonyio.] +Leon. :3 Nyo, >w< nyo. We xDD wiww howd >w< it >_< as :3 a dweam >w< tiww >w< it appeaw >_< itsewf; >_> but +UwU I xDD wiww >w< acquaint x3 my daughter withaw, :3 that ^.^ she OwO may be x3 the xDD bettew +^w^ pwepawed fow >w< an ÚwÚ answew, >_> if pewadventuwe ÚwÚ this be true. Go xDD you ÚwÚ and +tell her of :3 it. ;;w;; [Exit Antonyio.] -ÚwÚ [Entew ^.^ Antonyio's >w< Son with :3 a ^-^ Musician, ÚwÚ and othews.] +[Entew ÚwÚ Antonyio's ^-^ Son with :3 a xDD Musician, ÚwÚ and others.] -uWu [To OwO the Son] uWu Cousin, you xDD knyow what you ^.^ have ^-^ to do. ->w< --[To OwO the Musician] :33 O, I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, >w< fwiend. uWu Go you with uWu me, -ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ;;w;; use >_> youw skiww.--Good uWu cousin, ^.^ have :3 a cawe :3 this busy -xDD time. OwO Exeunt. +:33 [To x3 the ^.^ Son] Cousin, xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> what xDD you uWu have to xDD do. +:3 --[To x3 the ÚwÚ Musician] >_< O, UwU I cwy xDD you mercy, :3 fwiend. Go xDD you with uWu me, +ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww use x3 youw OwO skiww.--Good OwO cousin, uWu have :3 a :3 cawe ÚwÚ this >w< busy +uWu time. :33 Exeunt. -Scene III. ->_> Anyothew :3 woom in Leonato's OwO house.] +Scene >_> III. +ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in Weonyato's OwO house.] -x3 Entew Sir uWu John OwO the Bastard ÚwÚ and Conwade, his companion. +Entew Sir John x3 the :33 Bastawd ÚwÚ and Conrade, :33 his companyion. ->_> Con. What OwO the goodyeaw, my wowd! UwU Why awe you ;;w;; thus >_< out >_> of measuwe +x3 Con. >_> What x3 the >_< goodyeaw, x3 my ^.^ wowd! Why OwO awe xDD you OwO thus x3 out of UwU measuwe sad? -John. Thewe :3 is nyo measuwe in OwO the >w< occasion UwU that :3 bweeds; OwO thewefowe -OwO the >w< sadnyess :3 is ^-^ without limit. ->_> Con. You shouwd hear reason. -John. And when I ^.^ have heard it, what blessings brings it? ->_> Con. >w< If ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent wemedy, at :33 weast :3 a uWu patient uWu suffewance. -John. I wonder UwU that :3 thou >w< (being, as :3 thou xDD say'st :3 thou :3 awt, :3 bown -uWu undew Saturn) ^w^ goest about ^-^ to OwO appwy :3 a :33 mowaw >w< medicinye ^-^ to :3 a -:33 mowtifying x3 mischief. I cannyot hide what I :33 am: I >w< must >w< be >_> sad when -I ^.^ have ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe at nyo ÚwÚ man's jests; xDD eat when I ^.^ have ->w< stomach, ÚwÚ and OwO wait uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ man's >_< weisuwe; ;;w;; sweep when I x3 am drowsy, -ÚwÚ and tend uWu on nyo ÚwÚ man's OwO businyess; waugh when I x3 am uWu mewwy, ÚwÚ and x3 cwaw nyo -man in his OwO humouw. ->_> Con. xDD Yea, uWu but you >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ make OwO the :33 fuww show >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ tiww you ^-^ may -^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ without controlment. You ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ wate ÚwÚ stood >_< out x3 against ->_> youw :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ta'en you newly OwO into his >w< gwace, xDD whewe -^.^ it :3 is impossibwe you shouwd UwU take OwO twue >w< woot uWu but uWu by OwO the fair -weather UwU that you ^-^ make OwO youwsewf. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyeedfuw UwU that you fwame OwO the -season uWu fow >_> youw >_> own uWu hawvest. -John. I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a cankew in :3 a :33 hedge than :3 a wose in his >w< gwace, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ it better ^-^ fits my UwU bwood ^-^ to >w< be OwO disdain'd >_> of >w< aww than ^-^ to -^.^ fashion :3 a carriage ^-^ to x3 wob love ^-^ fwom any. UwU In this, >w< though I cannyot ->w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :3 fwattewing >w< honyest man, ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied uWu but -I x3 am :3 a ^.^ pwain-deawing :3 viwwain. I x3 am UwU twusted with :3 a :33 muzzwe ÚwÚ and -x3 enfwanchis'd with :3 a >w< cwog; OwO thewefowe I ^.^ have decreed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to sing in -my >_> cage. >w< If I xDD had my uWu mouth, I would ;;w;; bite; ^-^ if I xDD had my wibewty, I -would ^-^ do my wiking. UwU In OwO the >_> meantime let me >w< be UwU that I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >w< seek -^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 awtew >_> me. ->_> Con. ^w^ Can you ^-^ make nyo ;;w;; use >_> of >_> youw ^.^ discontent? -John. I ^-^ make >w< aww ;;w;; use >_> of it, uWu fow I ;;w;; use ^.^ it :33 onwy. - -x3 Entew >_> Bowachio. - -OwO Who comes hewe? What UwU nyews, ;;w;; Bowachio? -ÚwÚ Bowa. I came :33 yondew ^-^ fwom :3 a gweat >_< suppew. The Prince >_> youw bwothew :3 is -ÚwÚ woyawwy >w< entewtain'd uWu by Leonato, ÚwÚ and I can ^w^ give you ;;w;; intewwigence ->_> of OwO an intended marriage. -John. uWu Wiww ^.^ it sewve uWu fow ^-^ any :3 modew ^-^ to build mischief :3 on? -What :3 is ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a OwO foow UwU that >w< betwoths ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ^-^ unquietnyess? -ÚwÚ Bowa. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw >_< bwothew's ^.^ wight hand. -John. :3 Who? OwO the UwU most UwU exquisite >w< Cwaudio? -ÚwÚ Bowa. >_< Even ^w^ he. -John. OwO A pwopew squire! And UwU who? ÚwÚ and UwU who? ;;w;; which uWu way looks x3 he? -ÚwÚ Bowa. x3 Mawwy, uWu on ÚwÚ Hewo, OwO the daughter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of :3 Weonyato. -John. OwO A vewy :3 fowwawd >_< Mawch-chick! OwO How came you ^-^ to uWu this? -ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> Being >w< entewtain'd uWu fow :3 a perfumer, as I ÚwÚ was >_> smoking :3 a >_> musty -UwU woom, comes me OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, hand in hand in >_> sad -^w^ confewence. I uWu whipt me >_> behind OwO the awwas ÚwÚ and there heard ^.^ it uWu agweed -x3 upon UwU that OwO the Prince shouwd ^w^ woo :33 Hewo uWu fow himself, ÚwÚ and having -obtain'd UwU hew, ^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ to UwU Count Claudio. -John. ^w^ Come, xDD come, let OwO us thithew. :3 This ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv >_< food ^-^ to my -displeasure. :33 That x3 young stawt-up ;;w;; hath >w< aww OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of my -uvwthwow. >w< If I can cross him ^-^ any >_< way, I bless ^-^ mysewf every way. -You awe uWu both ;;w;; suwe, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ assist x3 me? ->_> Con. ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< death, my :33 wowd. -John. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ to OwO the gweat >_< suppew. Their :33 cheew :3 is OwO the gweatew UwU that -I x3 am subdued. Wouwd OwO the cook ;;w;; wewe o' my mind! :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go ^w^ pwuv -^w^ what's ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; donye? -ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. -OwO A hall in Leonato's >_< house. - -x3 Entew Leonato, >w< [Antonyio] his xDD Bwothew, :33 Hewo his ^.^ Daughtew, -ÚwÚ and xDD Beatwice his Nyiece, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD Kinsman; [also >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ and :33 Uwsuwa]. - -UwU Weon. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU Count uWu John here at uWu suppew? -:3 Ant. I ^-^ saw him not. -uWu Beat. OwO How ;;w;; tawtwy UwU that ^-^ gentweman ^-^ wooks! I never can UwU see him uWu but I x3 am -xDD heawt-buwn'd OwO an hour >w< aftew. -Hero. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> of :3 a vewy >_> mewanchowy disposition. -uWu Beat. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe OwO an excellent man UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 made ^.^ just in OwO the midway -:3 between him ÚwÚ and x3 Benyedick. The ^-^ onye :3 is xDD too >_< wike OwO an ^.^ image ÚwÚ and :33 says -nothing, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew xDD too >_< wike my lady's ewdest UwU son, xDD evewmowe ->_< tattwing. -UwU Weon. ;;w;; Then half UwU Signyiow Benyedick's :33 tongue in UwU Count ;;w;; John's uWu mouth, -ÚwÚ and half UwU Count ;;w;; John's >_> mewanchowy in UwU Signyiow Benyedick's xDD face-- -uWu Beat. x3 With :3 a good ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and :3 a good ^.^ foot, uncwe, ÚwÚ and money enough in -his ^-^ puwse, such :3 a man would ^.^ win ^-^ any ^-^ woman in OwO the >w< wowwd--if UwU 'a -:33 couwd >_< get xDD hew good uWu wiww. -UwU Weon. By my ^w^ twoth, niece, :3 thou xDD wiwt never >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a xDD husband ^-^ if -:3 thou >w< be OwO so >_< shwewd >_> of >w< thy OwO tongue. -:3 Ant. UwU In :33 faith, she's xDD too cuwst. -uWu Beat. :3 Too curst :3 is ^-^ mowe than cuwst. I uWu shaww OwO wessen God's ^w^ sending -UwU that >_< way, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is said, 'God >_> sends :3 a curst cow ^-^ showt howns,' -uWu but ^-^ to :3 a cow xDD too curst ^.^ he >_> sends none. -UwU Weon. UwU So, uWu by being xDD too uWu cuwst, :3 God uWu wiww ^-^ send you nyo howns. -uWu Beat. xDD Just, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ send me nyo ^-^ husband; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which xDD bwessing I x3 am -at him x3 upon my knyees every xDD mownying ÚwÚ and evenying. :3 Wowd, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ->_> enduwe :3 a xDD husband with :3 a beard uWu on his face. I xDD had wathew lie in -OwO the woollen! -UwU Weon. You ^-^ may ^.^ wight uWu on :3 a xDD husband UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ beawd. -uWu Beat. What shouwd I ^-^ do with OwO him? dwess him in my apparel ÚwÚ and ^-^ make -him my ^w^ waiting gentlewoman? ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a beard :3 is ^-^ mowe than :3 a -youth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo beard :3 is less than :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that -:3 is ^-^ mowe than :3 a xDD youth :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that :3 is less than :3 a -man, I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> him. OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww x3 even UwU take :3 sixpence in -eawnyest >_> of OwO the berrord ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead his apes OwO into ÚwÚ heww. -UwU Weon. ^.^ Weww then, >w< go you OwO into xDD heww? -uWu Beat. Nyo; uWu but ^-^ to OwO the gate, ÚwÚ and there uWu wiww OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ meet me >_< wike OwO an -^.^ owd uWu cuckowd with howns uWu on his uWu head, ÚwÚ and uWu say >_> 'Get you ^-^ to UwU heaven, -Beatrice, >_< get you ^-^ to >_< heaven. Here's nyo place uWu fow you OwO maids.' ^w^ So -x3 dewivew I OwO up my ^.^ apes, ÚwÚ and away ^-^ to x3 Saint Peter--for OwO the x3 heavens. -ÚwÚ He >w< shows me xDD whewe OwO the bachelors >_> sit, ÚwÚ and there live ^-^ we as >_> mewwy -as OwO the :3 day :3 is UwU wong. -:3 Ant. [to :3 Hewo] Weww, niece, I xDD twust you uWu wiww >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by >_> youw -father. -uWu Beat. xDD Yes ;;w;; faith. ^w^ It :3 is my cousin's >_> duty ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO cuwsy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, -uWu 'Fathew, as ^.^ it >w< pwease ^w^ you.' But ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, uWu cousin, let him ->w< be :3 a xDD handsome fewwow, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ make another cursy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, -uWu 'Fathew, as ^.^ it >w< pwease ;;w;; me.' -UwU Weon. Weww, niece, I >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see you ^-^ onye :3 day >_< fitted with :3 a >_> husband. -uWu Beat. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww :3 God ^-^ make x3 men >_> of >w< some uWu othew >w< metaw than xDD eawth. Wouwd -^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ to >w< be overmaster'd with :3 a piece >_> of ÚwÚ vawiant -:33 dust? ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an >_< account >_> of xDD hew life ^-^ to :3 a cwod >_> of wayward maww? -No, uncwe, I'll none. uWu Adam's >_< sons awe my brethren, ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy I -howd ^.^ it :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ match in my UwU kinwed. -UwU Weon. ^.^ Daughtew, wemembew what I told you. >w< If OwO the Prince ^-^ do ÚwÚ sowicit -you in UwU that kind, you xDD knyow >_> youw >w< answew. -uWu Beat. The fauwt uWu wiww >w< be in OwO the OwO music, uWu cousin, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< wooed -in good xDD time. >w< If OwO the Prince >w< be xDD too UwU impowtant, tell him there :3 is -measuwe in evewything, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ dance >_< out OwO the >w< answew. >_< Fow, hear uWu me, -:33 Hewo: wooing, wedding, ÚwÚ and repenting :3 is as :3 a :33 Scotch >_< jig, :3 a ->_> measuwe, ÚwÚ and :3 a cinque-pace: OwO the ^.^ fiwst suit :3 is ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ^-^ hasty >_< wike -:3 a :33 Scotch >_> jig--and :33 fuww as fantasticaw; OwO the wedding, >_< mannyewwy -modest, as :3 a >_> measuwe, :33 fuww >_> of OwO state ÚwÚ and ancientry; ÚwÚ and then comes -Wepentance ÚwÚ and with his OwO bad >w< wegs ^.^ fawws OwO into OwO the ^-^ cinque-pace -^-^ fastew ÚwÚ and fastew, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he sink OwO into his ^-^ gwave. -UwU Weon. uWu Cousin, you ^.^ appwehend >_< passing shrewdly. -uWu Beat. I ^.^ have :3 a good eye, UwU uncwe; I can UwU see :3 a church uWu by ^-^ daywight. -UwU Weon. The wevewwews awe :3 ent'wing, brother. UwU Make good woom. -xDD [Exit Antonyio.] - -OwO Entew, UwU [masked,] :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ and Balthasar. -[With them ÚwÚ entew Antonyio, ÚwÚ awso ÚwÚ masked. :33 Aftew them :33 entew] -:3 Don uWu John ^w^ [and >w< Bowachio >_> (without ^.^ masks), ^-^ who ^.^ stand ^w^ aside -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^.^ duwing OwO the ^w^ dance]. - -Pedwo. Lady, uWu wiww you ÚwÚ wawk :3 a ;;w;; bout with >_> youw fwiend? -Hero. ^w^ So you ÚwÚ wawk softwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook OwO sweetwy ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, -I x3 am x3 youws uWu fow OwO the OwO wawk; ÚwÚ and >w< especiawwy when I ÚwÚ wawk >_> away. -Pedwo. x3 With me in >_> youw xDD company? -Hero. I ^-^ may uWu say OwO so when I pwease. -Pedwo. And when >w< pwease you ^-^ to uWu say so? -Hero. When I >_< wike >_> youw >_< favouw, uWu fow :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the lute shouwd >w< be ->_< wike OwO the case! -Pedwo. UwU My visor :3 is ;;w;; Phiwemon's woof; within OwO the house :3 is Jove. -Hero. UwU Why then, >_> youw visor shouwd >w< be x3 thatch'd. -Pedwo. ^w^ Speak low ^-^ if you speak wuv. [Takes xDD hew OwO aside.] -Bawth. Weww, I would you >_> did >_< wike >_> me. ->_< Mawg. ^w^ So would ^.^ nyot I uWu fow >_> youw >_> own UwU sake, uWu fow I ^.^ have many i-iww -^w^ quawities. -Bawth. ^w^ Which :3 is ÚwÚ onye? ->_< Mawg. I uWu say my ;;w;; pwayews awoud. -Bawth. I love you OwO the ^w^ bettew. The >w< heawews ^-^ may x3 cwy UwU Amen. ->_< Mawg. :3 God ^-^ match me with :3 a good UwU dancew! -Bawth. UwU Amen. ->_< Mawg. And :3 God ^-^ keep him >_< out >_> of my OwO sight when OwO the ^-^ dance :3 is :33 donye! -xDD Answew, >w< cwewk. -Bawth. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe wowds. The clerk :3 is ;;w;; answewed. -[Takes xDD hew OwO aside.] ->_< Uws. I xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. You awe UwU Signyiow >_> Antonyio. -:3 Ant. ^.^ At :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I x3 am not. ->_< Uws. I xDD knyow you uWu by OwO the uWu waggwing >_> of >_> youw head. -:3 Ant. ÚwÚ To tell you true, I >w< countewfeit >_> him. ->_< Uws. You :33 couwd never ^-^ do him OwO so ill-well unwess you ;;w;; wewe OwO the vewy -xDD man. Here's his OwO dwy hand OwO up ÚwÚ and down. You awe >_< he, you awe >w< he! -:3 Ant. ^.^ At :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I x3 am not. ->_< Uws. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow you uWu by >_> youw excellent -^.^ wit? ^w^ Can :3 viwtue hide itself? uWu Go ^.^ to, ^w^ mum you awe ^w^ he. Gwaces uWu wiww -appear, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. OwO [ ^.^ They xDD step OwO aside.] -uWu Beat. uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot tell me ^-^ who told you so? -uWu Benye. No, you uWu shaww pawdon >_> me. -uWu Beat. Nyow uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot tell me ^-^ who you :33 awe? -uWu Benye. :3 Nyot OwO nyow. -uWu Beat. :33 That I ÚwÚ was disdainfuw, ÚwÚ and UwU that I xDD had my good ÚwÚ wit >_< out >_> of OwO the -OwO 'Hundwed OwO Mewwy ÚwÚ Tawes.' Weww, :3 this ÚwÚ was UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick UwU that ^w^ said -ÚwÚ so. -uWu Benye. What's x3 he? -uWu Beat. I x3 am ^w^ suwe you xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. -uWu Benye. :3 Nyot OwO I, believe >_> me. -uWu Beat. OwO Did ^.^ he never ^-^ make you >w< waugh? -uWu Benye. I pray you, what :3 is x3 he? -uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is OwO the Pwince's jester, :3 a vewy :33 duww >_> foow. >_> Onwy his ->_> gift :3 is in ^.^ devising impossibwe slanders. None uWu but >_< wibewtinyes -dewight in him; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ commendation :3 is ^.^ nyot in his wit, uWu but in -his ^w^ viwwany; uWu fow ^.^ he uWu both pweases x3 men ÚwÚ and xDD angews ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and then -uWu they waugh at him ÚwÚ and beat >_> him. I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he :3 is in OwO the fweet. -I would ^.^ he xDD had :33 boawded >_> me. -uWu Benye. When I xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; gentweman, I'll tell him what you >w< say. -uWu Beat. uWu Do, do. He'll uWu but >_< bweak :3 a :3 compawison ^w^ ow two uWu on me; ;;w;; which -peradventure, ^.^ nyot marked ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot ^.^ waugh'd at, strikes him OwO into -mewanchowy; ÚwÚ and then :33 thewe's :3 a ^.^ pawtwidge x3 wing saved, uWu fow OwO the OwO foow -uWu wiww xDD eat nyo ^w^ suppew UwU that ^-^ nyight. -uWu [Music.] -We >w< must follow OwO the leaders. -uWu Benye. UwU In every good >_> thing. -uWu Beat. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wead ^-^ to ^-^ any iww, I uWu wiww xDD weave them at OwO the next -tuwnying. -x3 Dance. >_< Exeunt x3 (aww uWu but :3 Don :33 John, xDD Bowachio, ÚwÚ and Claudio]. -John. >w< Suwe my bwothew :3 is amorous uWu on :33 Hewo ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath :33 withdwawn xDD hew -fathew ^-^ to >_< bweak with him about it. The ;;w;; wadies follow xDD hew ÚwÚ and uWu but -^-^ onye visor remains. -ÚwÚ Bowa. And UwU that :3 is Claudio. I xDD knyow him uWu by his bearing. -John. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot UwU Signyiow OwO Benyedick? ->_> Cwaud. You xDD knyow me :33 weww. I x3 am ^w^ he. -John. uWu Signyiow, you awe vewy ;;w;; nyeaw my bwothew in his wuv. ÚwÚ He :3 is -;;w;; enyamouw'd uWu on Hero. I pray you ^.^ dissuade him ^-^ fwom UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is nyo ->w< equaw uWu fow his uWu biwth. You ^-^ may ^-^ do OwO the part >_> of OwO an >w< honyest man in it. ->_> Cwaud. OwO How xDD knyow you ^.^ he loves uWu hew? -John. I heard him uWu sweaw his UwU affection. -ÚwÚ Bowa. ^w^ So >_> did I UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 swowe ^.^ he would ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew >_< tonyight. -John. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the x3 banquet. -OwO Exeunt. ;;w;; Manyet Claudio. ->_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ answew I in name >_> of UwU Benyedick -But hear ^.^ these i-iww UwU nyews with OwO the ears >_> of Claudio. -ÚwÚ [Unmasks.] -^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ so. The Prince x3 wooes uWu fow :3 himsewf. -Friendship :3 is ;;w;; constant in >w< aww uWu othew >w< things -ÚwÚ Save in OwO the >w< office ÚwÚ and affairs >_> of wuv. -OwO Thewefowe >w< aww hearts in love ;;w;; use theiw >_> own xDD tongues; ->_> Wet every eye nyegotiate uWu fow itsewf -And xDD twust nyo x3 agent; uWu fow x3 beauty :3 is :3 a :3 witch -uWu Against uWu whose charms :3 faith xDD mewteth OwO into bwood. -:3 This :3 is OwO an accident >_> of houwwy proof, -^w^ Which I mistwusted not. Farewell OwO thewefowe Hewo! - -x3 Entew UwU Benyedick ^-^ [unmasked]. - -uWu Benye. UwU Count >w< Cwaudio? ->_> Cwaud. xDD Yea, OwO the OwO same. -uWu Benye. ^w^ Come, uWu wiww you >w< go with x3 me? ->_> Cwaud. >_> Whithew? -uWu Benye. >_< Even ^-^ to OwO the next willow, about >_> youw >_> own businyess, UwU County. What -^.^ fashion uWu wiww you wear OwO the OwO gawwand x3 of? about >_> youw neck, >_< wike OwO an ->w< usuwew's x3 chain? ^w^ ow uWu undew >_> youw arm, >_< wike :3 a xDD wieutenyant's ÚwÚ scawf? You ->w< must wear ^.^ it ^-^ onye >_< way, uWu fow OwO the Prince ;;w;; hath ^w^ got >_> youw Hero. ->_> Cwaud. I ^w^ wish him ^.^ joy >_> of :3 hew. -uWu Benye. ÚwÚ Why, that's spoken >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest drovier. ^w^ So uWu they ;;w;; seww -bullocks. But >_> did you ÚwÚ think OwO the Prince would ^.^ have served you -^.^ thus? ->_> Cwaud. I pray you xDD weave >_> me. -uWu Benye. ^.^ Ho! :3 nyow you strike >_< wike OwO the uWu bwind ^w^ man! ÚwÚ 'Twas OwO the :3 boy UwU that -stole >_> youw ^.^ meat, ÚwÚ and ^w^ you'ww beat OwO the UwU post. ->_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, I'll xDD weave you. UwU Exit. -uWu Benye. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow hurt fowl! :3 nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he cweep OwO into uWu sedges. But, -UwU that my OwO Wady xDD Beatwice shouwd xDD knyow uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot xDD knyow UwU me! The -Pwince's foow! Ha! ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be I >w< go uWu undew UwU that title ^.^ because I x3 am -^-^ mewwy. xDD Yea, uWu but OwO so I x3 am :3 apt ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf ^.^ wwong. I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so -OwO weputed. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the base (though >w< bittew) ^-^ disposition >_> of xDD Beatwice -UwU that ^-^ puts OwO the x3 wowwd OwO into xDD hew person ÚwÚ and OwO so gives me >_< out. Weww, -I'll >w< be :33 wevenged as I OwO may. - -x3 Entew :3 Don Pedwo. - -Pedwo. Nyow, UwU signyiow, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ^w^ Count? OwO Did you UwU see OwO him? -uWu Benye. :33 Twoth, my lord, I ^.^ have pwayed OwO the part >_> of OwO Wady ;;w;; Fame, I ;;w;; found -him here as >_> mewanchowy as :3 a lodge in :3 a x3 wawwen. I told ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I -ÚwÚ think I told him true, UwU that >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD had ^w^ got OwO the good uWu wiww >_> of -:3 this x3 young >w< wady, ÚwÚ and I x3 off'wed him my >_> company ^-^ to :3 a wiwwow xDD twee, -;;w;; eithew ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 a garland, as being ÚwÚ fowsaken, ^w^ ow ^-^ to uWu bind him -OwO up :3 a >w< wod, as being >w< wowthy ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ whipt. -Pedwo. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 whipt? What's his ^.^ fauwt? -uWu Benye. The fwat transgression >_> of :3 a schoolboy :3 who, being :33 uvwjoyed -with >_< finding :3 a biwd's nyest, >w< shows ^.^ it his ^w^ companyion, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD steaws -it. -Pedwo. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make :3 a xDD twust :3 a ^w^ twansgwession? The transgression :3 is -in OwO the stealer. -uWu Benye. >_> Yet ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been ÚwÚ amiss OwO the ;;w;; wod xDD had >_< been made, ÚwÚ and OwO the -OwO gawwand :33 too; uWu fow OwO the OwO gawwand ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have OwO wown himself, ÚwÚ and OwO the -;;w;; wod ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have bestowed uWu on you, :3 who, as I UwU take it, ^.^ have stow'n -his biwd's ÚwÚ nyest. -Pedwo. I uWu wiww uWu but teach them ^-^ to sing ÚwÚ and restore them ^-^ to OwO the :33 ownyew. -uWu Benye. >w< If theiw ;;w;; singing ÚwÚ answew >_> youw >_< saying, uWu by my :3 faith you uWu say -^-^ honyestwy. -Pedwo. The OwO Wady xDD Beatwice ;;w;; hath :3 a >_< quawwew ^-^ to you. The ^-^ gentweman UwU that -danc'd with xDD hew told xDD hew ^.^ she :3 is >w< much wrong'd uWu by you. -uWu Benye. :33 O, ^.^ she :33 misus'd me ÚwÚ past OwO the endurance >_> of :3 a >w< bwock! An xDD oak uWu but -with ^-^ onye green weaf uWu on ^.^ it would ^.^ have answewed UwU hew; my vewy visor ->_< began ^-^ to assume life ÚwÚ and :33 scowd with :3 hew. She told uWu me, ^.^ nyot ->w< thinking I xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU that I ÚwÚ was OwO the Pwince's jester, UwU that -I ÚwÚ was >_< duwwew than :3 a gweat xDD thaw; huddling ÚwÚ jest x3 upon ÚwÚ jest with such -impossibwe ^.^ conveyance x3 upon me UwU that I ÚwÚ stood >_< wike :3 a man at :3 a ^-^ mawk, -with :3 a xDD whowe ;;w;; awmy uWu shooting at >_> me. She ^-^ speaks ;;w;; ponyiawds, ÚwÚ and every ->_> wowd OwO stabs. >w< If xDD hew >_> bweath ;;w;; wewe as uWu tewwibwe as xDD hew OwO tewminyations, -there ;;w;; wewe nyo :3 wiving ;;w;; nyeaw UwU hew; ^.^ she would ^.^ infect ^-^ to OwO the >_> Nyowth -Staw. I would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew >w< though ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe endowed with >w< aww UwU that -:33 Adam xDD had weft him before ^.^ he twansgwess'd. She would ^.^ have :3 made -xDD Hewcuwes ^.^ have tuwn'd ^-^ spit, ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have cleft his UwU cwub ^-^ to ^-^ make -OwO the x3 fiwe ^w^ too. ^w^ Come, talk ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 hew. You uWu shaww find xDD hew OwO the -infernal ^-^ Ate in good ^w^ appawew. I would ^-^ to :3 God >w< some :3 schowaw would -conjuwe UwU hew, uWu fow ;;w;; cewtainwy, >_< whiwe ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; hewe, :3 a man ^-^ may live as ->_> quiet in heww as in :3 a sanctuary; ÚwÚ and ^w^ peopwe xDD sin x3 upon >_< puwpose, -^.^ because uWu they would >w< go :33 thithew; OwO so >_< indeed >w< aww ^-^ disquiet, OwO howwow, -ÚwÚ and uWu pewtuwbation UwU fowwows :3 hew. - -x3 Entew ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and Beatrice, Leonato, Hero. - -Pedwo. Look, here ^.^ she comes. -uWu Benye. uWu Wiww >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD command me ^-^ any service ^-^ to OwO the world's :33 end? I -uWu wiww >w< go uWu on OwO the x3 swightest ewwand :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO the >_> Antipodes UwU that you can -devise ^-^ to ^-^ send me OwO on; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch you :3 a :3 toothpickew :3 nyow ^-^ fwom OwO the ->_< fuwthest ÚwÚ inch >_> of ^-^ Asia; bwing you OwO the wength >_> of Prester ;;w;; John's -^-^ foot; ÚwÚ fetch you :3 a >_< haiw x3 off OwO the gweat >_< Cham's ^w^ beawd; ^-^ do you ^-^ any ->_< embassage ^-^ to OwO the Pygmies--rather than howd three wowds' ->w< confewence with :3 this hawpy. You ^.^ have nyo employment uWu fow x3 me? -Pedwo. None, uWu but ^-^ to desiwe >_> youw good :33 company. -uWu Benye. :3 O God, ;;w;; siw, >w< hewe's :3 a dish I love :33 nyot! I cannyot >_> enduwe my OwO Wady -ÚwÚ Tongue. [Exit.] -Pedwo. ^w^ Come, >w< wady, x3 come; you ^.^ have lost OwO the OwO heawt >_> of UwU Signyiow -x3 Benyedick. -uWu Beat. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, ^.^ he lent ^.^ it me uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and I >_> gave him ;;w;; use uWu fow -it--a double OwO heawt uWu fow his >w< singwe ^w^ onye. x3 Mawwy, UwU once before ^.^ he xDD won -^.^ it >_> of me with false dice; OwO thewefowe >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ may ;;w;; weww uWu say I -^.^ have lost it. -Pedwo. You ^.^ have >w< put him down, lady; you ^.^ have >w< put him down. -uWu Beat. ^w^ So I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ he shouwd ^-^ do uWu me, my lord, west I shouwd ^w^ pwuv -OwO the mothew >_> of fools. I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought UwU Count :33 Cwaudio, xDD whom you x3 sent -me ^-^ to ^w^ seek. -Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^w^ Count? >w< Whewefowe awe you sad? ->_> Cwaud. :3 Nyot sad, my :33 wowd. -Pedwo. OwO How ^.^ then? OwO sick? ->_> Cwaud. Neither, my :33 wowd. -uWu Beat. The UwU Count :3 is neither sad, :3 nyow >_< sick, :3 nyow uWu mewwy, :3 nyow ;;w;; weww; uWu but -civil ;;w;; count--civiw as OwO an xDD owange, ÚwÚ and xDD something >_> of UwU that x3 jeawous -complexion. -Pedwo. uWu I' :33 faith, >w< wady, I ÚwÚ think >_> youw UwU bwazon ^-^ to >w< be true; >w< though I'll ->w< be >_> swown, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be so, his uWu conceit :3 is ^-^ fawse. Here, :33 Cwaudio, I -^.^ have >_< wooed in >w< thy uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and fair :33 Hewo :3 is x3 won. I ^.^ have x3 bwoke with -xDD hew fathew, ÚwÚ and his good uWu wiww obtained. >w< Nyame OwO the :3 day >_> of mawwiage, -ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_< joy! -UwU Weon. >w< Count, UwU take >_> of me my >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and with xDD hew my UwU fowtunyes. His -OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the UwU match, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO gwace uWu say ^.^ Amen ^-^ to ^.^ it! -uWu Beat. xDD Speak, >w< Count, 'tis >_> youw OwO cue. ->_> Cwaud. Siwence :3 is OwO the perfectest xDD hewawd >_> of OwO joy. I ;;w;; wewe uWu but wittwe -x3 happy ^-^ if I :33 couwd uWu say how ^w^ much. Lady, as you awe ÚwÚ minye, I x3 am ^w^ youws. -I ^w^ give away ^-^ mysewf uWu fow you ÚwÚ and dote x3 upon OwO the >_> exchange. -uWu Beat. xDD Speak, UwU cousin; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if you :33 cannyot, xDD stop his OwO mouth with :3 a ÚwÚ kiss -ÚwÚ and let ^.^ nyot him speak nyeithew. -Pedwo. UwU In :33 faith, >w< wady, you ^.^ have :3 a >_> mewwy ÚwÚ heawt. -uWu Beat. xDD Yea, my ^w^ wowd; I :3 thank it, UwU poow fool, ^.^ it >_< keeps uWu on OwO the windy ->_> side >_> of cawe. UwU My cousin uWu tewws him in his ear UwU that ^.^ he :3 is in xDD hew -ÚwÚ heawt. ->_> Cwaud. And OwO so ^.^ she :33 doth, >w< cousin. -uWu Beat. Good :3 Wowd, uWu fow ^.^ awwiance! ÚwÚ Thus :33 goes every ^-^ onye ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but -OwO I, ÚwÚ and I x3 am sunburnt. I ^-^ may ^-^ sit in :3 a >_< cownyew ÚwÚ and x3 cwy ^.^ 'Heigh-ho uWu fow -:3 a x3 husband!' -Pedwo. OwO Wady Beatrice, I uWu wiww >_< get you ^w^ onye. -uWu Beat. I would wathew ^.^ have ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's :33 getting. ;;w;; Hath >_> youw -OwO Gwace :33 nye'ew :3 a bwothew >_< wike you? Your fathew ^w^ got excellent -;;w;; husbands, ^-^ if :3 a maid :33 couwd come uWu by ^.^ them. -Pedwo. uWu Wiww you ^.^ have uWu me, >w< wady? -uWu Beat. No, my lord, unwess I UwU might ^.^ have another uWu fow >_< wowking x3 days: ->_> youw OwO Gwace :3 is xDD too costly ^-^ to wear every day. But I uWu beseech >_> youw -OwO Gwace pawdon >_> me. I ÚwÚ was :3 bown ^-^ to speak >w< aww uWu miwth ÚwÚ and nyo OwO mattew. -Pedwo. Your siwence UwU most uWu offends uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be >_> mewwy :33 best >_< becomes -you, uWu fow >_< out o' xDD question you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown in :3 a >_> mewwy hour. -uWu Beat. No, ;;w;; suwe, my lord, my mothew cried; uWu but then there ÚwÚ was :3 a star -^-^ danc'd, ÚwÚ and uWu undew UwU that ÚwÚ was I uWu bown. >w< Cousins, :3 God ^w^ give you >_< joy! -UwU Weon. Nyiece, uWu wiww you ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to x3 those >w< things I told you x3 of? -uWu Beat. I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, uncwe, By >_> youw Gwace's ;;w;; pawdon. UwU Exit. -Pedwo. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 a pweasant-spiwited >_< wady. -UwU Weon. There's wittwe >_> of OwO the >_> mewanchowy element in UwU hew, my :33 wowd. She -:3 is never >_> sad uWu but when ^.^ she sweeps, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< evew >_> sad then; uWu fow I -^.^ have heard my daughter uWu say ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >_< often dreamt >_> of >_< unhappinyess -ÚwÚ and >w< wak'd x3 hewsewf with laughing. -Pedwo. She cannyot >_> enduwe ^-^ to hear tell >_> of :3 a >_> husband. -UwU Weon. :33 O, uWu by nyo means! She >w< mocks >w< aww xDD hew wooews >_< out >_> of ;;w;; suit. -Pedwo. She ;;w;; wewe OwO an excellent UwU wife uWu fow x3 Benyedick. -UwU Weon. :3 O :3 Wowd, my wowd! ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 a >_> week xDD mawwied, uWu they would -talk themsewves ^w^ mad. -Pedwo. :33 County :33 Cwaudio, when UwU mean you ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to uWu chuwch? ->_> Cwaud. :3 To-mowwow, my :33 wowd. Time :33 goes uWu on >_> cwutches ÚwÚ tiww love ^.^ have >w< aww -his uWu wites. -UwU Weon. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww >w< Monday, my dear UwU son, ;;w;; which :3 is x3 hence :3 a ^.^ just ->w< sevennyight; ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU time xDD too bwief UwU too, ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< aww >w< things ÚwÚ answew -my mind. -Pedwo. ^w^ Come, you >_< shake OwO the head at OwO so wong :3 a uWu bweathing; -uWu but I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, :33 Cwaudio, OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< go dully uWu by ÚwÚ us. -I uWu wiww in OwO the intewim >_< undewtake ^-^ onye >_> of Hercules' :3 wabouws, ;;w;; which -;;w;; is, ^-^ to bwing UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Wady xDD Beatwice OwO into :3 a -^.^ mountain >_> of xDD affection th' ^-^ onye with th' other. I would fain ^.^ have -^.^ it :3 a UwU match, ÚwÚ and I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ fashion ^.^ it ^-^ if you three uWu wiww -uWu but >_< minyistew such ;;w;; assistance as I uWu shaww ^w^ give you uWu diwection. -UwU Weon. UwU My lord, I x3 am uWu fow you, >w< though ^.^ it uWu cost me >w< ten nyights' -uWu watchings. ->_> Cwaud. And OwO I, my :33 wowd. -Pedwo. And you UwU too, gentwe uWu Hewo? -Hero. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ any modest >_> office, my lord, ^-^ to ^w^ hewp my cousin ^-^ to :3 a -good >_> husband. -Pedwo. And UwU Benyedick :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ unhopefuwwest xDD husband UwU that I know. -ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw can I UwU pwaise UwU him: ^.^ he :3 is >_> of :3 a x3 nyobwe ^.^ stwain, >_> of appwuvd -valour, ÚwÚ and confiwm'd x3 honyesty. I uWu wiww teach you how ^-^ to humouw ->_> youw uWu cousin, UwU that ^.^ she uWu shaww ^-^ faww in love with UwU Benyedick; ÚwÚ and OwO I, -[to OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and >w< Cwaudio] with >_> youw two >_< hewps, uWu wiww OwO so ;;w;; pwactise uWu on -UwU Benyedick UwU that, in UwU despite >_> of his uWu quick ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and his >w< queasy ->w< stomach, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ faww in love with Beatwice. >w< If ^-^ we can ^-^ do this, -;;w;; Cupid :3 is nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO an awchew; his >_> gwowy uWu shaww >w< be UwU ouws, uWu fow ^-^ we awe -OwO the only love-gods. uWu Go in with uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww tell you my dwift. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -OwO A hall in Leonato's >_< house. - -x3 Entew :3 [Don] uWu John ÚwÚ and >_> Bowachio. - -John. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ so. The UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy OwO the daughter >_> of -:3 Weonyato. -ÚwÚ Bowa. xDD Yea, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but I can cross it. -John. >w< Any :33 baw, ^-^ any cross, ^-^ any uWu impediment uWu wiww >w< be med'cinyabwe ^-^ to >_> me. -I x3 am uWu sick in xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_> whatsoevew comes athwart his -xDD affection ;;w;; wanges ÚwÚ evenwy with x3 minye. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou cross :3 this -UwU mawwiage? -ÚwÚ Bowa. :3 Nyot ;;w;; honyestwy, my lord, uWu but OwO so cuvwtwy UwU that nyo uWu dishonyesty -uWu shaww :3 appeaw in >_> me. -John. Show me ÚwÚ bwiefwy ÚwÚ how. -ÚwÚ Bowa. I ÚwÚ think I told >_> youw :3 wowdship, :3 a yeaw ÚwÚ since, how >w< much I x3 am in -OwO the :3 favouw >_> of Margaret, OwO the ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman ^-^ to Hero. -John. I wemembew. -ÚwÚ Bowa. I ^-^ can, at ^-^ any ÚwÚ unseasonyabwe x3 instant >_> of OwO the night, ÚwÚ appoint xDD hew -^-^ to ÚwÚ wook >_< out at xDD hew lady's ;;w;; chambew window. -John. What life :3 is in UwU that ^-^ to >w< be OwO the death >_> of :3 this UwU mawwiage? -ÚwÚ Bowa. The :3 poison >_> of UwU that :3 wies in you ^-^ to x3 tempew. uWu Go you ^-^ to OwO the -Prince >_> youw brother; spawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to tell him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< wwonged -his uWu honyouw in uWu mawwying OwO the renowned ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ (whose x3 estimation ^-^ do -you ^w^ mightiwy howd UwU up) ^-^ to :3 a :3 contaminyated stale, such :3 a ^-^ onye as -Hero. -John. What >_> pwoof uWu shaww I ^-^ make >_> of ÚwÚ that? -ÚwÚ Bowa. Pwoof enough ^-^ to misuse OwO the Pwince, ^-^ to uWu vex :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ to ;;w;; undo -ÚwÚ Hewo, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww :3 Weonyato. Wook you uWu fow ^-^ any uWu othew x3 issue? -John. >_> Onwy ^-^ to UwU despite them I uWu wiww ^.^ endeavouw ;;w;; anything. -ÚwÚ Bowa. uWu Go then; find me :3 a ^.^ meet hour ^-^ to dwaw :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Count -^.^ Cwaudio alone; tell them UwU that you xDD knyow UwU that :33 Hewo loves me; intend -:3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 zeaw uWu both ^-^ to OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ as--in love >_> of ->_> youw >_< bwothew's xDD honyouw, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 this UwU match, ÚwÚ and his UwU fwiend's -uWu weputation, ^-^ who :3 is ;;w;; thus >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be cozen'd with OwO the sembwance >_> of -:3 a x3 maid--that you ^.^ have discuvw'd OwO thus. ^.^ They uWu wiww ^-^ scawcewy believe -:3 this ^-^ without trial. >_> Offew them instances; ;;w;; which uWu shaww bear nyo -less ;;w;; wikewihood than ^-^ to UwU see me at xDD hew ;;w;; chambew window, hear me -caww >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ Hewo, hear >_< Mawgawet term me uWu Cwaudio; ÚwÚ and bwing them -^-^ to UwU see :3 this OwO the vewy night before OwO the intended >w< wedding (for in -OwO the >_> meantime I uWu wiww OwO so ^.^ fashion OwO the matter UwU that :33 Hewo uWu shaww >w< be -absent) ÚwÚ and there uWu shaww :3 appeaw such seeming >w< twuth >_> of ^.^ Hewo's ->w< diswoyawty UwU that jealousy uWu shaww >w< be xDD caww'd assuwance ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the -pwepawation >_< uvwthwown. -John. Gwow :3 this ^-^ to what advewse xDD issue ^.^ it ^-^ can, I uWu wiww >w< put ^.^ it in -:33 pwactice. Be ÚwÚ cunnying in OwO the >_< wowking this, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< fee :3 is :3 a -^w^ thousand UwU ducats. -ÚwÚ Bowa. Be you ;;w;; constant in OwO the ;;w;; accusation, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ cunnying uWu shaww ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ shame >_> me. -John. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< go learn theiw :3 day >_> of marriage. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -Leonato's x3 owchawd. - -x3 Entew UwU Benyedick awonye. - -uWu Benye. :33 Boy! - -ÚwÚ [Entew UwU Boy.] - -Boy. ^-^ Signyiow? -uWu Benye. UwU In my ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window :3 wies :3 a uWu book. >_< Bwing ^.^ it UwU hithew ^-^ to me in -OwO the x3 owchawd. -Boy. I x3 am here uWu awweady, sir. -uWu Benye. I xDD knyow UwU that, uWu but I would ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee x3 hence ÚwÚ and here again. -;;w;; (Exit ^-^ Boy.) I ^-^ do >w< much wonder UwU that ^-^ onye man, >_< seeing how >w< much -another man :3 is :3 a OwO foow when ^.^ he x3 dedicates his behaviours ^-^ to love, -wiww, aftew ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ waugh'd at such shawwow fowwies in >w< othews, -ÚwÚ become OwO the awgument >_> of his >_> own :33 scown uWu by fawwing in :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and such -:3 a man :3 is Claudio. I ^.^ have OwO knyown when there ÚwÚ was nyo music with him -uWu but OwO the uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> fife; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow xDD had ^.^ he wathew hear OwO the tabow -ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu pipe. I ^.^ have OwO knyown when ^.^ he would ^.^ have uWu wawk'd >w< ten UwU miwe -xDD afoot ^-^ to UwU see :3 a good armour; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he lie >w< ten nyights :33 awake -^.^ cawving OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of :3 a OwO nyew ^w^ doubwet. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to speak ;;w;; pwain -ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the >_< puwpose, >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest man ÚwÚ and :3 a sowdiew; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is -^.^ he tuwn'd :3 owthogwaphy; his uWu wowds awe :3 a vewy fantasticaw banquet-- -^.^ just OwO so many ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; dishes. May I >w< be OwO so OwO convewted ÚwÚ and UwU see with -^.^ these :3 eyes? I cannyot UwU teww; I ÚwÚ think not. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be sworn uWu but -love ^-^ may ^-^ twansfowm me ^-^ to OwO an OwO oystew; uWu but I'll UwU take my OwO oath uWu on it, -ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have :3 made OwO an oyster >_> of me ^.^ he uWu shaww never ^-^ make me such :3 a ->_> foow. >_< Onye ^-^ woman :3 is :33 faiw, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ;;w;; weww; another :3 is ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am -;;w;; weww; another viwtuous, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ;;w;; weww; uWu but ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww gwaces >w< be in -^-^ onye woman, ^-^ onye ^-^ woman uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come in my >_< gwace. UwU Wich ^.^ she uWu shaww -^.^ be, that's uWu cewtain; ÚwÚ wise, ^w^ ow I'll ^.^ nyonye; viwtuous, ^w^ ow I'll never -uWu cheapen UwU hew; :33 faiw, ^w^ ow I'll never ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU hew; >_< miwd, ^w^ ow come ^.^ nyot -;;w;; nyeaw me; noble, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot I uWu fow OwO an ^-^ angew; >_> of good discouwse, OwO an -excellent ;;w;; musician, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< haiw uWu shaww >w< be >_> of what >w< cowouw ^.^ it ->w< pwease God. Ha, OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Monsieuw uWu Wuv! I uWu wiww hide me in -OwO the OwO awbouw. x3 [Hides.] - -x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, Leonato, Claudio. -:3 Music :3 [within]. - -Pedwo. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we hear :3 this ^.^ music? ->_> Cwaud. xDD Yea, my good :33 wowd. OwO How still OwO the evening ;;w;; is, -UwU As hush'd uWu on OwO puwpose ^-^ to OwO gwace :3 hawmony! -Pedwo. ^w^ See you xDD whewe UwU Benyedick ;;w;; hath hid >w< himsewf? ->_> Cwaud. :33 O, vewy well, my :33 wowd. The music >_< ended, ->w< We'ww x3 fit OwO the :3 kid-fox with :3 a OwO pennywowth. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Bawthasaw with Music. - -Pedwo. ^w^ Come, >_> Bawthasaw, ^w^ we'ww hear UwU that ^.^ song again. -Bawth. :33 O, good my lord, >_> tax ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO bad :3 a >w< voice -ÚwÚ To :3 swandew music ^-^ any ^-^ mowe than ^-^ once. -Pedwo. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the witness still >_> of x3 excewwency -ÚwÚ To >w< put :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; face uWu on his >_> own OwO pewfection. -I pray ÚwÚ thee sing, ÚwÚ and let me ^w^ woo nyo more. -Bawth. xDD Because you talk >_> of wooing, I uWu wiww sing, -x3 Since many :3 a wooew doth commence his suit -ÚwÚ To xDD hew ^.^ he OwO thinks ^.^ nyot x3 wowthy, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he wooes, ->_> Yet uWu wiww ^.^ he uWu sweaw ^.^ he ^w^ wuvs. -Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, pray ÚwÚ thee x3 come; -Ow ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt howd ÚwÚ wongew ^.^ awgument, -Do ^.^ it in nyotes. -Bawth. ^-^ Nyote :3 this before my xDD nyotes: -There's ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ nyote >_> of >_< minye that's wowth OwO the ÚwÚ nyoting. -Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ these awe vewy cwotchets UwU that ^.^ he speaks! -^-^ Nyote uWu nyotes, :33 fowsooth, ÚwÚ and nyothing! uWu [Music.] -uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] Nyow >_< divinye air! Nyow :3 is his ^w^ souw ravish'd! ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ stwange UwU that ÚwÚ sheep's ^-^ guts shouwd hale souws >_< out >_> of xDD men's >_> bodies? -Weww, :3 a ^w^ hown uWu fow my >_> monyey, when all's >w< donye. -OwO [Bawthasaw ;;w;; sings.] -The >w< Song. - -ÚwÚ Sigh nyo :3 mowe, uWu wadies, sigh nyo ;;w;; mowe! -Men ;;w;; wewe xDD deceivews x3 evew, ->_< Onye foot in >_< sea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye uWu on :33 showe; -ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye xDD thing ;;w;; constant never. -;;w;; Then sigh ^.^ nyot so, -But let them ÚwÚ go, -And >w< be you :33 bwithe ÚwÚ and ^.^ bonny, -;;w;; Convewting >w< aww >_> youw x3 sounds >_> of >_> woe -x3 Into xDD Hey nyonny, ^w^ nyonny. - -:3 Sing nyo ^-^ mowe :33 ditties, sing nyo moe, -x3 Of >w< dumps OwO so :33 duww ÚwÚ and OwO heavy! -The uWu fwaud >_> of x3 men ÚwÚ was >w< evew so, -x3 Since uWu summew ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was weavy. -;;w;; Then sigh ^.^ nyot so, &c. - -Pedwo. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 a good UwU song. -Bawth. And OwO an i-iww ÚwÚ singew, my :33 wowd. -Pedwo. Ha, no, no, faith! Thou ;;w;; sing'st ;;w;; weww enough uWu fow :3 a shift. -uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] An ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :3 a ^.^ dog UwU that shouwd ^.^ have howl'd thus, -uWu they would ^.^ have ;;w;; hang'd him; ÚwÚ and I pray :3 God his OwO bad >w< voice uWu bode nyo -x3 mischief. I xDD had as live ^.^ have heard OwO the night :3 waven, come what -pwague :33 couwd ^.^ have come aftew it. -Pedwo. xDD Yea, uWu mawwy. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, >w< Bawthasaw? I pray ÚwÚ thee >_< get OwO us ->w< some excellent x3 music; uWu fow to-morrow night ^-^ we would ^.^ have ^.^ it at OwO the -OwO Wady ^.^ Hewo's ;;w;; chambew window. -Bawth. The :33 best I ^-^ can, my :33 wowd. -Pedwo. Do ÚwÚ so. >w< Faweweww. -Exit ^w^ Bawthasaw [with ^w^ Musicians]. -Come hithew, :3 Weonyato. What ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you told me >_> of uWu to-day? UwU that ->_> youw niece xDD Beatwice ÚwÚ was in love with UwU Signyiow OwO Benyedick? ->_> Cwaud. :33 O, ^.^ ay!-[Aside ^-^ to OwO Pedwo] x3 Stawk OwO on, :33 stawk OwO on; OwO the ;;w;; foww ;;w;; sits. -x3 --I >_> did never ÚwÚ think UwU that wady would ^.^ have loved ^-^ any xDD man. -UwU Weon. No, :3 nyow I neither; uWu but UwU most OwO wondewfuw UwU that ^.^ she shouwd OwO so dote -uWu on UwU Signyiow Benedick, xDD whom ^.^ she ;;w;; hath in >w< aww >_> outwawd behaviours ->w< seem'd >w< evew ^-^ to abhor. -uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? ^w^ Sits OwO the ^.^ wind in UwU that cownyew? -UwU Weon. By my ^w^ twoth, my lord, I cannyot tell what ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of it, uWu but -UwU that ^.^ she loves him with OwO an ÚwÚ enwaged UwU affection. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ past OwO the ->_< infinyite >_> of OwO thought. -Pedwo. May >w< be ^.^ she doth uWu but counterfeit. ->_> Cwaud. OwO Faith, >_< wike ^w^ enyough. -UwU Weon. :3 O God, counterfeit? Thewe ÚwÚ was never >w< countewfeit >_> of passion -came OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the life >_> of passion as ^.^ she >_> discuvws it. -Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, what effects >_> of passion >w< shows uWu she? ->_> Cwaud. ^-^ [aside] x3 Bait OwO the xDD hook well! :3 This >_< fish uWu wiww bite. -UwU Weon. What effects, my UwU wowd? She uWu wiww ^-^ sit you--you heard my -daughter tell you ÚwÚ how. ->_> Cwaud. She >_> did :3 indeed. -Pedwo. ^-^ How, ;;w;; how, I pray you? You amaze >_> me. I would ^.^ have ^w^ thought xDD hew -spirit xDD had >_< been invincibwe x3 against >w< aww :3 assauwts >_> of UwU affection. -UwU Weon. I would ^.^ have sworn ^.^ it ^-^ had, my lord--especially x3 against -x3 Benyedick. -uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] I shouwd ÚwÚ think :3 this :3 a >_< guww uWu but UwU that OwO the white-bearded -:3 fewwow ^-^ speaks it. :3 Knyavewy :33 cannyot, ;;w;; suwe, hide ^-^ himsewf in such -x3 wevewence. ->_> Cwaud. ^-^ [aside] ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ta'en th' OwO infection. Hold ^.^ it :33 up. -Pedwo. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she :3 made xDD hew xDD affection OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO Benyedick? -UwU Weon. No, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaws ^.^ she never uWu wiww. ^.^ That's xDD hew UwU towment. ->_> Cwaud. ^.^ 'Tis OwO twue :3 indeed. ^w^ So >_> youw daughter ;;w;; says. ^-^ 'Shaww ^-^ I,' :33 says -:33 she, 'that ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ oft UwU encount'wed him with ^w^ scown, wwite ^-^ to him -UwU that I love ^-^ him?'" -UwU Weon. :3 This :33 says ^.^ she :3 nyow when ^.^ she :3 is beginning ^-^ to wwite ^-^ to him; uWu fow -she'll >w< be OwO up twenty xDD times :3 a night, ÚwÚ and there uWu wiww ^.^ she ^-^ sit in xDD hew -OwO smock ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she ^.^ have :3 wwit :3 a UwU sheet >_> of >w< papew. UwU My daughter uWu tewws OwO us +OwO John. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo UwU measuwe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; occasion :3 that ^w^ bweeds; >_< thewefowe +x3 the >_> sadnyess >_> is ^-^ without limit. +x3 Con. >_> You >_> shouwd hear reason. +OwO John. xDD And when UwU I uWu have heard :33 it, >_> what bwessings >_< bwings :33 it? +x3 Con. ;;w;; If nyot :3 a xDD pwesent ^.^ wemedy, uWu at least :3 a patient sufferance. +OwO John. UwU I wonder :3 that xDD thou (being, >_< as xDD thou say'st xDD thou awt, bown +:33 undew ^.^ Satuwn) ^.^ goest about to apply :3 a :3 mowaw medicinye to :3 a +mowtifying >w< mischief. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot hide >_> what UwU I ^w^ am: UwU I ^w^ must be >_> sad when +UwU I uWu have >_< cause, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; smiwe uWu at nyo :33 man's >_< jests; eat when UwU I uWu have +^w^ stomach, ÚwÚ and wait fow nyo :33 man's leisure; :33 sweep when UwU I ^w^ am drowsy, +ÚwÚ and tend on nyo :33 man's ^.^ businyess; laugh when UwU I ^w^ am >_> mewwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwaw nyo +x3 man uWu in :33 his humouw. +x3 Con. Yea, >_> but xDD you ^w^ must nyot >_< make x3 the full x3 show of ÚwÚ this >w< tiww xDD you OwO may +UwU do >w< it ^-^ without ;;w;; contwowment. >_> You uWu have of wate :33 stood x3 out OwO against +x3 youw brother, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he hath >_> ta'en xDD you x3 nyewwy x3 into :33 his gwace, :3 whewe +>w< it >_> is xDD impossibwe xDD you >_> shouwd OwO take true ^.^ woot >_> but ^.^ by x3 the >w< faiw +>_> weathew :3 that xDD you >_< make OwO youwsewf. ^.^ It >_> is needful :3 that xDD you fwame x3 the +>_< season fow x3 youw UwU own UwU hawvest. +OwO John. UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a ;;w;; cankew uWu in :3 a ^-^ hedge than :3 a wose uWu in :33 his gwace, +ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD bettew ^w^ fits x3 my :3 bwood to be ;;w;; disdain'd of aww than to +fashion :3 a xDD cawwiage to rob wuv from ÚwÚ any. ^w^ In uWu this, ^w^ though UwU I ;;w;; cannyot +be uWu said to be :3 a flattering xDD honyest ^w^ man, >w< it ^w^ must nyot be >w< denyied >_> but +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a pwain-deawing villain. UwU I ^w^ am >_< twusted with :3 a ;;w;; muzzwe ÚwÚ and +^.^ enfwanchis'd with :3 a clog; >_< thewefowe UwU I uWu have xDD decweed nyot to ^.^ sing uWu in +x3 my cage. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had x3 my uWu mouth, UwU I ^.^ wouwd bite; >_> if UwU I xDD had x3 my >w< wibewty, UwU I +^.^ wouwd UwU do x3 my x3 wiking. ^w^ In x3 the UwU meantime wet ;;w;; me be :3 that UwU I am, ÚwÚ and >_> seek +nyot to x3 awtew x3 me. +x3 Con. UwU Can xDD you >_< make nyo use of x3 youw ^w^ discontent? +OwO John. UwU I >_< make aww use of :33 it, fow UwU I use >w< it onwy. + +Entew Borachio. + +Who x3 comes hewe? >_> What news, :33 Bowachio? +>_> Bowa. UwU I ^-^ came yonder from :3 a great x3 suppew. uWu The Prince x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is +ÚwÚ woyawwy entertain'd ^.^ by Leonato, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ can UwU give xDD you ^.^ intewwigence +of >w< an :3 intended marriage. +OwO John. Will >w< it serve fow xDD any :33 modew to buiwd ^-^ mischief ^-^ on? +>_> What >_> is ^.^ he fow :3 a >w< foow :3 that betroths >_< himsewf to unquietness? +>_> Bowa. OwO Mawwy, >w< it >_> is x3 youw brother's >w< wight >w< hand. +OwO John. uWu Who? x3 the UwU most exquisite Cwaudio? +>_> Bowa. Even he. +OwO John. ^-^ A OwO pwopew :33 squiwe! xDD And >_> who? ÚwÚ and >_> who? which uWu way :33 wooks uWu he? +>_> Bowa. OwO Mawwy, on Hero, x3 the daughter ÚwÚ and heir of :33 Weonyato. +OwO John. ^-^ A xDD vewy forward ^.^ Mawch-chick! How ^-^ came xDD you to :3 this? +>_> Bowa. uWu Being entertain'd fow :3 a perfumer, >_< as UwU I UwU was >_< smoking :3 a :3 musty +room, x3 comes ;;w;; me x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio, uWu hand uWu in uWu hand uWu in >_> sad +conference. UwU I x3 whipt ;;w;; me x3 behind x3 the arras ÚwÚ and there heard >w< it >_< agweed +;;w;; upon :3 that x3 the Prince >_> shouwd ^.^ woo ^.^ Hewo fow himsewf, ÚwÚ and xDD having +UwU obtain'd hew, UwU give her to xDD Count ^-^ Cwaudio. +OwO John. ^.^ Come, come, wet >_> us xDD thithew. This OwO may ^-^ pwuv OwO food to x3 my +dispweasuwe. :33 That xDD young uWu stawt-up hath aww x3 the :3 gwowy of x3 my +uvwthwow. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can OwO cwoss ^.^ him xDD any :3 way, UwU I ;;w;; bwess mysewf every >_> way. +>_> You OwO awe both x3 suwe, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD assist me? +x3 Con. ;;w;; To x3 the UwU death, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO John. Let >_> us to x3 the great x3 suppew. ^-^ Theiw cheer >_> is x3 the :33 gweatew :3 that +UwU I ^w^ am subdued. Wouwd x3 the cook :3 wewe ^.^ o' x3 my ÚwÚ mind! Shall ^.^ we OwO go ^-^ pwuv +UwU what's to be done? +>_> Bowa. ^-^ We'ww wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw wowdship. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. +^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew Leonato, [Antonio] :33 his UwU Bwothew, ^.^ Hewo :33 his Daughter, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ Beatwice :33 his ;;w;; Nyiece, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 Kinsman; [also Margaret ÚwÚ and >_> Uwsuwa]. + +Leon. Was nyot xDD Count John OwO hewe uWu at supper? +Ant. UwU I saw ^.^ him not. +Beat. How tartly :3 that ÚwÚ gentweman OwO wooks! UwU I >_< nyevew ^.^ can >_> see ^.^ him >_> but UwU I ^w^ am +heart-burn'd >w< an >_> houw >w< aftew. +:3 Hewo. >w< He >_> is of :3 a xDD vewy ^-^ mewanchowy xDD disposition. +Beat. >w< He :3 wewe >w< an :3 excewwent x3 man :3 that :3 wewe UwU made >w< just uWu in x3 the >_< midway +^-^ between ^.^ him ÚwÚ and Benedick. uWu The one >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ wike >w< an x3 image ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says +uWu nyothing, ÚwÚ and x3 the othew ^w^ too ^.^ wike x3 my >_> wady's eldest x3 son, evewmowe +:33 tattwing. +Leon. UwU Then half :33 Signyiow OwO Benyedick's >_> tongue uWu in xDD Count John's uWu mouth, +ÚwÚ and half xDD Count John's ^-^ mewanchowy uWu in :33 Signyiow OwO Benyedick's ^-^ face-- +Beat. With :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< weg ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD foot, uWu uncwe, ÚwÚ and monyey enough uWu in +:33 his puwse, xDD such :3 a x3 man ^.^ wouwd x3 win xDD any OwO woman uWu in x3 the world--if xDD 'a +couwd get her ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. +Leon. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU nyiece, xDD thou wiwt >_< nyevew get uWu thee :3 a :33 husband >_> if +xDD thou be UwU so shrewd of >w< thy :33 tongue. +Ant. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, ^w^ she's ^w^ too curst. +Beat. Too curst >_> is ^.^ mowe than curst. UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ wessen >_> God's UwU sending +:3 that :3 way, fow >w< it >_> is said, >w< 'God OwO sends :3 a curst >_< cow showt howns,' +>_> but to :3 a >_< cow ^w^ too curst ^.^ he OwO sends none. +Leon. So, ^.^ by ^.^ being ^w^ too >_< cuwst, ^w^ God xDD wiww >_> send xDD you nyo ^.^ howns. +Beat. ÚwÚ Just, >_> if ^.^ he >_> send ;;w;; me nyo xDD husband; fow x3 the which >_> bwessing UwU I ^w^ am +uWu at ^.^ him ;;w;; upon x3 my knees every mownying ÚwÚ and evening. Wowd, UwU I couwd nyot +OwO enduwe :3 a :33 husband with :3 a ^w^ beawd on :33 his ;;w;; face. UwU I xDD had rather >_< wie uWu in +x3 the :33 woowwen! +Leon. >_> You OwO may >w< wight on :3 a :33 husband :3 that hath nyo :3 beawd. +Beat. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I UwU do with him? :3 dwess ^.^ him uWu in x3 my apparel ÚwÚ and >_< make +^.^ him x3 my uWu waiting gentwewoman? >w< He :3 that hath :3 a ^w^ beawd >_> is ^.^ mowe than :3 a +youth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that hath nyo ^w^ beawd >_> is less than :3 a xDD man; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that +>_> is ^.^ mowe than :3 a :33 youth >_> is nyot fow OwO me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that >_> is less than :3 a +^w^ man, UwU I ^w^ am nyot fow ^.^ him. Therefore UwU I xDD wiww even OwO take x3 sixpence uWu in +xDD eawnyest of x3 the xDD bewwowd ÚwÚ and lead :33 his >_< apes x3 into uWu heww. +Leon. Weww >w< then, OwO go xDD you x3 into :33 heww? +Beat. No; >_> but to x3 the >_< gate, ÚwÚ and there xDD wiww x3 the ^.^ deviw :3 meet ;;w;; me ^.^ wike >w< an +;;w;; owd cuckold with >w< howns on :33 his head, ÚwÚ and >_> say ^w^ 'Get xDD you to ^.^ heaven, +xDD Beatwice, get xDD you to UwU heaven. >_> Hewe's nyo :33 pwace fow xDD you maids.' ^w^ So +ÚwÚ dewivew UwU I x3 up x3 my ÚwÚ apes, ÚwÚ and OwO away to Saint ^-^ Petew--fow x3 the heavens. +>w< He >_< shows ;;w;; me :3 whewe x3 the bachelors ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ and there ^w^ wive ^.^ we >_< as ^.^ mewwy +>_< as x3 the day >_> is wong. +Ant. >_> [to x3 Hewo] xDD Weww, UwU nyiece, UwU I :33 twust xDD you xDD wiww be wuw'd ^.^ by x3 youw +:33 fathew. +Beat. Yes ÚwÚ faith. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my uWu cousin's >_> duty to >_< make ^.^ cuwsy ÚwÚ and say, +:33 'Fathew, >_< as >w< it uWu pwease >w< you.' OwO But yet fow aww :3 that, OwO cousin, wet ^.^ him +be :3 a handsome fewwow, ow >_> ewse >_< make anyothew >_< cuwsy, ÚwÚ and say, +:33 'Fathew, >_< as >w< it uWu pwease xDD me.' +Leon. xDD Weww, UwU nyiece, UwU I UwU hope to >_> see xDD you one day :3 fitted with :3 a husband. +Beat. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww ^w^ God >_< make ;;w;; men of x3 some othew >_< metaw than ;;w;; eawth. Wouwd +>w< it nyot UwU gwieve :3 a OwO woman to be ÚwÚ uvwmastew'd with :3 a ^.^ piece of uWu vawiant +xDD dust? to >_< make >w< an :33 account of her >w< wife to :3 a >w< cwod of :33 waywawd :3 maww? +:3 Nyo, uWu uncwe, I'll none. :3 Adam's xDD sons OwO awe x3 my UwU bwethwen, ÚwÚ and :33 twuwy UwU I +howd >w< it :3 a x3 sin to >_< match uWu in x3 my kinred. +Leon. Daughter, remember >_> what UwU I told OwO you. ;;w;; If x3 the Prince UwU do sowicit +xDD you uWu in :3 that ;;w;; kind, xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 youw answer. +Beat. uWu The ;;w;; fauwt xDD wiww be uWu in x3 the ^.^ music, OwO cousin, >_> if xDD you be nyot :3 wooed +uWu in ÚwÚ good uWu time. ;;w;; If x3 the Prince be ^w^ too impowtant, tell ^.^ him there >_> is +UwU measuwe uWu in ^.^ evewything, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU dance x3 out x3 the answer. For, hear uWu me, +Hero: ^.^ wooing, wedding, ÚwÚ and repenting >_> is >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ Scotch OwO jig, :3 a +uWu measuwe, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; cinque-pace: x3 the xDD fiwst >_> suit >_> is :3 hot ÚwÚ and >_> hasty ^.^ wike +:3 a ÚwÚ Scotch >w< jig--and full >_< as uWu fantasticaw; x3 the wedding, >w< mannyewwy +OwO modest, >_< as :3 a uWu measuwe, full of >w< state ÚwÚ and ancientry; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 comes +Repentance ÚwÚ and with :33 his :33 bad UwU wegs ^w^ fawws x3 into x3 the cinque-pace +fastew ÚwÚ and >_< fastew, >w< tiww ^.^ he sink x3 into :33 his x3 gwave. +Leon. Cousin, xDD you >_< appwehend passing uWu shwewdwy. +Beat. UwU I uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< eye, >_> uncwe; UwU I ^.^ can >_> see :3 a ^-^ chuwch ^.^ by daywight. +Leon. uWu The ^-^ wevewwews OwO awe :33 ent'wing, ^-^ bwothew. ^-^ Make ÚwÚ good uWu woom. +;;w;; [Exit Antonyio.] + +OwO Entew, ^w^ [masked,] ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, Claudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ and >w< Bawthasaw. +OwO [With them enter Antonio, awso masked. >w< Aftew them enter] +^.^ Don John [and Borachio (without uWu masks), who stand :3 aside +ÚwÚ and wook on x3 duwing x3 the dance]. + +Pedwo. Lady, xDD wiww xDD you UwU wawk :3 a uWu bout with x3 youw >w< fwiend? +:3 Hewo. ^w^ So xDD you UwU wawk softly ÚwÚ and wook sweetly ÚwÚ and >_> say uWu nyothing, +UwU I ^w^ am >_> youws fow x3 the :3 wawk; ÚwÚ and especially when UwU I UwU wawk xDD away. +Pedwo. With ;;w;; me uWu in x3 youw :3 company? +:3 Hewo. UwU I OwO may >_> say UwU so when UwU I ÚwÚ pwease. +Pedwo. xDD And when uWu pwease xDD you to >_> say so? +:3 Hewo. x3 When UwU I ^.^ wike x3 youw favour, fow ^w^ God ;;w;; defend x3 the ^-^ wute >_> shouwd be +^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ case! +Pedwo. OwO My ;;w;; visow >_> is Phiwemon's roof; within x3 the ;;w;; house >_> is uWu Juv. +:3 Hewo. Why >w< then, x3 youw ;;w;; visow >_> shouwd be thatch'd. +Pedwo. ^w^ Speak wow >_> if xDD you speak love. OwO [Takes her :3 aside.] +Balth. xDD Weww, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu did ^.^ wike x3 me. +:3 Mawg. ^w^ So ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU I fow x3 youw UwU own ^w^ sake, fow UwU I uWu have UwU many :33 iww +qualities. +Balth. >_< Which >_> is onye? +:3 Mawg. UwU I >_> say x3 my >_< pwayews ^.^ awoud. +Balth. UwU I wuv xDD you x3 the ^-^ bettew. uWu The ÚwÚ heawews OwO may cwy ÚwÚ Amen. +:3 Mawg. ^w^ God >_< match ;;w;; me with :3 a ÚwÚ good dancer! +Balth. ÚwÚ Amen. +:3 Mawg. xDD And ^w^ God >_< keep ^.^ him x3 out of x3 my ^.^ sight when x3 the UwU dance >_> is uWu donye! +:3 Answew, xDD cwewk. +Balth. No ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowds. uWu The OwO cwewk >_> is answered. +OwO [Takes her :3 aside.] +Urs. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you weww enyough. >_> You OwO awe :33 Signyiow Antonio. +Ant. At :3 a word, UwU I ^w^ am not. +Urs. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ by x3 the UwU waggwing of x3 youw >_> head. +Ant. ;;w;; To tell xDD you ^-^ twue, UwU I OwO countewfeit ^.^ him. +Urs. >_> You couwd >_< nyevew UwU do ^.^ him UwU so :3 iww-weww ^w^ unwess xDD you :3 wewe x3 the xDD vewy +man. >_> Hewe's :33 his xDD dwy uWu hand x3 up ÚwÚ and down. >_> You OwO awe xDD he, xDD you OwO awe OwO he! +Ant. At :3 a word, UwU I ^w^ am not. +Urs. ^.^ Come, come, UwU do xDD you think UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ by x3 youw :3 excewwent +^-^ wit? UwU Can viwtue hide ÚwÚ itsewf? Go ^.^ to, UwU mum xDD you OwO awe he. OwO Gwaces xDD wiww +^.^ appeaw, ÚwÚ and there's >w< an OwO end. :3 [ ^-^ They :33 step :3 aside.] +Beat. Will xDD you nyot tell ;;w;; me who told xDD you so? +Bene. :3 Nyo, xDD you UwU shaww UwU pawdon x3 me. +Beat. x3 Nyow xDD wiww xDD you nyot tell ;;w;; me who xDD you are? +Bene. ÚwÚ Nyot now. +Beat. :33 That UwU I UwU was ^w^ disdainfuw, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU I xDD had x3 my ÚwÚ good wit x3 out of x3 the +'Hundred >_< Mewwy xDD Tawes.' xDD Weww, ÚwÚ this UwU was :33 Signyiow Benyedick :3 that uWu said +:3 so. +Bene. x3 What's uWu he? +Beat. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ him weww enyough. +Bene. ÚwÚ Nyot I, ^-^ bewieve x3 me. +Beat. Did ^.^ he >_< nyevew >_< make xDD you xDD waugh? +Bene. UwU I pray UwU you, >_> what >_> is uWu he? +Beat. Why, ^.^ he >_> is x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's ^w^ jestew, :3 a xDD vewy dull xDD foow. Onwy :33 his +^w^ gift >_> is uWu in >_< devising xDD impossibwe slanders. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but wibewtinyes +delight uWu in him; ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ commendation >_> is nyot uWu in :33 his ^w^ wit, >_> but uWu in +:33 his viwwany; fow ^.^ he both x3 pweases ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and ^-^ angews ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and xDD then +;;w;; they laugh uWu at ^.^ him ÚwÚ and xDD beat ^.^ him. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he >_> is uWu in x3 the ;;w;; fweet. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he xDD had boawded x3 me. +Bene. x3 When UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the gentweman, I'll tell ^.^ him >_> what xDD you :3 say. +Beat. UwU Do, xDD do. ^-^ He'ww >_> but bweak :3 a compawison ow >w< two on OwO me; which +peradventure, nyot :3 mawked ow nyot >_< waugh'd :3 at, :33 stwikes ^.^ him x3 into +uWu mewanchowy; ÚwÚ and xDD then there's :3 a partridge OwO wing ^-^ saved, fow x3 the >w< foow +xDD wiww eat nyo OwO suppew :3 that OwO nyight. +[Music.] +We ^w^ must ;;w;; fowwow x3 the :3 weadews. +Bene. ^w^ In every ÚwÚ good >_> thing. +Beat. Nyay, >_> if ;;w;; they lead to xDD any UwU iww, UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave them uWu at x3 the :3 nyext +:33 tuwnying. +>_> Dance. Exeunt (all >_> but ^.^ Don John, x3 Bowachio, ÚwÚ and uWu Cwaudio]. +OwO John. Sure x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is :3 amowous on ^.^ Hewo ÚwÚ and hath withdrawn her +>w< fathew to bweak with ^.^ him about :3 it. uWu The ^.^ wadies ;;w;; fowwow her ÚwÚ and >_> but +one ;;w;; visow :33 wemains. +>_> Bowa. xDD And :3 that >_> is ^-^ Cwaudio. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his beawing. +OwO John. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot :33 Signyiow Benedick? +>_< Cwaud. >_> You ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me well. UwU I ^w^ am he. +OwO John. Signyiow, xDD you OwO awe xDD vewy nyeaw x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew uWu in :33 his love. >w< He >_> is +enyamouw'd on :3 Hewo. UwU I pray xDD you uWu dissuade ^.^ him from >w< hew; ^.^ she >_> is nyo +equal fow :33 his xDD biwth. >_> You OwO may UwU do x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of >w< an xDD honyest x3 man uWu in :3 it. +>_< Cwaud. How ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ he loves OwO hew? +OwO John. UwU I heard ^.^ him >_< sweaw :33 his OwO affection. +>_> Bowa. ^w^ So uWu did UwU I :3 too, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< swowe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd marry her tonight. +OwO John. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us to x3 the banquet. +:33 Exeunt. uWu Manyet ^-^ Cwaudio. +>_< Cwaud. ^-^ Thus answew UwU I uWu in xDD nyame of Benyedick +OwO But hear these :33 iww nyews with x3 the OwO eaws of ^-^ Cwaudio. +OwO [Unmasks.] +'Tis xDD cewtain :3 so. uWu The Prince >_> wooes fow himself. +OwO Fwiendship >_> is ^w^ constant uWu in aww othew ^.^ things +:3 Save uWu in x3 the ^.^ office ÚwÚ and affairs of love. +Therefore aww heawts uWu in wuv use uWu theiw UwU own UwU tongues; +Let every ^w^ eye :33 nyegotiate fow itsewf +xDD And :33 twust nyo xDD agent; fow beauty >_> is :3 a >w< witch +^w^ Against x3 whose chawms :33 faith ÚwÚ mewteth x3 into blood. +This >_> is >w< an :33 accident of hourly uWu pwoof, +>_< Which UwU I x3 mistwusted not. UwU Faweweww >_< thewefowe :33 Hewo! + +Entew Benyedick x3 [unmasked]. + +Bene. xDD Count Cwaudio? +>_< Cwaud. Yea, x3 the :33 same. +Bene. ^.^ Come, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go with me? +>_< Cwaud. ^.^ Whithew? +Bene. Even to x3 the :3 nyext :3 wiwwow, about x3 youw UwU own business, ^-^ County. >_> What +fashion xDD wiww xDD you ^-^ weaw x3 the gawwand UwU of? about x3 youw neck, ^.^ wike >w< an +>w< usuwew's UwU chain? ow :33 undew x3 youw ^.^ awm, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 wieutenyant's xDD scawf? >_> You +^w^ must ^-^ weaw >w< it one :3 way, fow x3 the Prince hath ^w^ got x3 youw :3 Hewo. +>_< Cwaud. UwU I ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him joy of her. +Bene. Why, ^w^ that's >w< spoken ^.^ wike >w< an xDD honyest ÚwÚ dwoview. ^w^ So ;;w;; they ;;w;; seww +buwwocks. OwO But uWu did xDD you think x3 the Prince ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO sewved xDD you +>_< thus? +>_< Cwaud. UwU I pray xDD you OwO weave x3 me. +Bene. Ho! nyow xDD you strike ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ bwind ;;w;; man! >_< 'Twas x3 the ;;w;; boy :3 that +OwO stowe x3 youw meat, ÚwÚ and you'ww xDD beat x3 the x3 post. +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD wiww nyot be, I'll OwO weave OwO you. ÚwÚ Exit. +Bene. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ÚwÚ huwt :3 foww! nyow xDD wiww ^.^ he :3 cweep x3 into ^w^ sedges. But, +:3 that x3 my xDD Wady ^.^ Beatwice >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow uWu me, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ knyow me! uWu The +;;w;; Pwince's foow! uWu Ha! >w< it OwO may be UwU I OwO go :33 undew :3 that ;;w;; titwe uWu because UwU I ^w^ am +x3 mewwy. Yea, >_> but UwU so UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ apt to UwU do mysewf wrong. UwU I ^w^ am nyot UwU so +>_> weputed. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the UwU base (though bitter) uWu disposition of ^.^ Beatwice +:3 that puts x3 the wowwd x3 into her ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me OwO out. xDD Weww, +I'll be wevenged >_< as UwU I may. + +Entew ^.^ Don Pedwo. + +Pedwo. >_> Nyow, signior, where's x3 the >w< Count? Did xDD you >_> see him? +Bene. Troth, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have OwO pwayed x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of xDD Wady uWu Fame, UwU I >_> found +^.^ him OwO hewe >_< as ^-^ mewanchowy >_< as :3 a uWu wodge uWu in :3 a wawwen. UwU I told :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I +think UwU I told ^.^ him ^-^ twue, :3 that x3 youw Gwace xDD had ^w^ got x3 the ÚwÚ good xDD wiww of +ÚwÚ this xDD young UwU wady, ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; off'wed ^.^ him x3 my >_< company to :3 a wiwwow tree, +xDD eithew to >_< make ^.^ him :3 a garland, >_< as ^.^ being ^-^ fowsaken, ow to bind ^.^ him +x3 up :3 a ;;w;; wod, >_< as ^.^ being ÚwÚ wowthy to be :3 whipt. +Pedwo. ;;w;; To be ^-^ whipt? x3 What's :33 his xDD fauwt? +Bene. uWu The flat twansgwession of :3 a ^.^ schoowboy who, ^.^ being overjoyed +with finding :3 a bird's nest, >_< shows >w< it :33 his >_< companyion, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he steals +:3 it. +Pedwo. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_< make :3 a :33 twust :3 a xDD twansgwession? uWu The twansgwession >_> is +uWu in x3 the stealer. +Bene. ÚwÚ Yet >w< it xDD had nyot :33 been uWu amiss x3 the wod xDD had :33 been made, ÚwÚ and x3 the +gawwand :3 too; fow x3 the gawwand ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have wown himsewf, ÚwÚ and x3 the +wod ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have uWu bestowed on UwU you, who, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, uWu have :3 stow'n +:33 his bird's xDD nyest. +Pedwo. UwU I xDD wiww >_> but >_< teach them to ^.^ sing ÚwÚ and restore them to x3 the owner. +Bene. ;;w;; If uWu theiw >_< singing answew x3 youw ^w^ saying, ^.^ by x3 my :33 faith xDD you >_> say +honestly. +Pedwo. uWu The xDD Wady ^.^ Beatwice hath :3 a ^-^ quawwew to OwO you. uWu The ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that +UwU danc'd with her told her ^.^ she >_> is much wrong'd ^.^ by OwO you. +Bene. >_< O, ^.^ she misus'd ;;w;; me x3 past x3 the >_> enduwance of :3 a block! ^-^ An ÚwÚ oak >_> but +with one green OwO weaf on >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO answewed >w< hew; x3 my xDD vewy ;;w;; visow +began to assume >w< wife ÚwÚ and scold with her. :33 She told uWu me, nyot +uWu thinking UwU I xDD had :33 been myself, :3 that UwU I UwU was x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's ^w^ jestew, :3 that +UwU I UwU was ;;w;; duwwew than :3 a great ;;w;; thaw; :33 huddwing xDD jest ;;w;; upon xDD jest with xDD such +xDD impossibwe :33 conveyance ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I :33 stood ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man uWu at :3 a >_> mawk, +with :3 a whole ^.^ awmy >_< shooting uWu at x3 me. :33 She xDD speaks ponyiawds, ÚwÚ and every +;;w;; wowd OwO stabs. ;;w;; If her UwU bweath :3 wewe >_< as tewwibwe >_< as her tewminyations, +there :3 wewe nyo UwU wiving nyeaw >w< hew; ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ infect to x3 the UwU Nyowth +Star. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot marry her ^w^ though ^.^ she :3 wewe :33 endowed with aww :3 that +Adam xDD had left ^.^ him >w< befowe ^.^ he :3 twansgwess'd. :33 She ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made +Hercules uWu have >_> tuwn'd >_> spit, >w< yea, ÚwÚ and uWu have uWu cweft :33 his club to >_< make +x3 the fire UwU too. ^.^ Come, tawk nyot of her. >_> You UwU shaww find her x3 the +infewnyaw Ate uWu in ÚwÚ good ^-^ appawew. UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God x3 some scholar ^.^ wouwd +x3 conjuwe hew, fow certainly, OwO whiwe ^.^ she >_> is UwU hewe, :3 a x3 man OwO may ^w^ wive >_< as +:33 quiet uWu in heww >_< as uWu in :3 a sanctuary; ÚwÚ and OwO peopwe x3 sin ;;w;; upon xDD puwpose, +uWu because ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd OwO go thithew; UwU so ÚwÚ indeed aww uWu disquiet, howwow, +ÚwÚ and perturbation xDD fowwows her. + +Entew OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and xDD Beatwice, Leonato, :3 Hewo. + +Pedwo. x3 Wook, OwO hewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. +Bene. Will x3 youw Gwace ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me xDD any OwO sewvice to x3 the OwO wowwd's >w< end? UwU I +xDD wiww OwO go on x3 the uWu swightest x3 ewwand nyow to x3 the >_> Antipodes :3 that xDD you ^.^ can +>w< devise to >_> send ;;w;; me xDD on; UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch xDD you :3 a OwO toothpickew nyow from x3 the +UwU fuwthest ÚwÚ inch of ;;w;; Asia; ;;w;; bwing xDD you x3 the :33 wength of ^w^ Pwestew John's +>w< foot; :3 fetch xDD you :3 a >_< haiw x3 off x3 the great x3 Cham's beawd; UwU do xDD you xDD any +:3 embassage to x3 the >_> Pygmies--wathew than howd >w< thwee ;;w;; wowds' +conference with ÚwÚ this ^-^ hawpy. >_> You uWu have nyo >w< empwoyment fow me? +Pedwo. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but to ^.^ desiwe x3 youw ÚwÚ good UwU company. +Bene. x3 O :33 God, ^w^ siw, hewe's :3 a ^w^ dish UwU I wuv ^w^ nyot! UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe x3 my xDD Wady +Tongue. ^-^ [Exit.] +Pedwo. ^.^ Come, UwU wady, >_< come; xDD you uWu have wost x3 the >_< heawt of :33 Signyiow +Benedick. +Beat. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he OwO went >w< it ;;w;; me awhiwe, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him use fow +;;w;; it--a :3 doubwe >_< heawt fow :33 his :3 singwe onye. OwO Mawwy, >_> once >w< befowe ^.^ he ^.^ won +>w< it of ;;w;; me with UwU fawse ^-^ dice; >_< thewefowe x3 youw Gwace OwO may weww >_> say UwU I +uWu have wost :3 it. +Pedwo. >_> You uWu have put ^.^ him ;;w;; down, ;;w;; wady; xDD you uWu have put ^.^ him down. +Beat. ^w^ So UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ he >_> shouwd UwU do uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD west UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ pwuv +x3 the mothew of ;;w;; foows. UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought xDD Count Claudio, ÚwÚ whom xDD you sent +;;w;; me to seek. +Pedwo. Why, >w< how now, >w< Count? ÚwÚ Whewefowe OwO awe xDD you sad? +>_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 sad, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pedwo. How ^w^ then? >_< sick? +>_< Cwaud. :33 Nyeithew, x3 my OwO wowd. +Beat. uWu The xDD Count >_> is :3 nyeithew :3 sad, nor :33 sick, nor >_> mewwy, nor well; >_> but +ÚwÚ civiw :3 count--civiw >_< as >w< an owange, ÚwÚ and ^-^ something of :3 that jealous +compwexion. +Pedwo. xDD I' ^w^ faith, UwU wady, UwU I think x3 youw >_> bwazon to be true; ^w^ though I'll +be sworn, >_> if ^.^ he be >_> so, :33 his conceit >_> is >w< fawse. Here, Claudio, UwU I +uWu have :3 wooed uWu in >w< thy :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and >w< faiw ^.^ Hewo >_> is uWu won. UwU I uWu have broke with +her ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ good xDD wiww ;;w;; obtainyed. Nyame x3 the day of ^.^ mawwiage, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ God UwU give uWu thee >_< joy! +Leon. ^.^ Count, OwO take of ;;w;; me x3 my ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and with her x3 my fortunes. ÚwÚ His +Gwace hath UwU made x3 the ;;w;; match, ÚwÚ and aww xDD gwace >_> say ;;w;; Amen to :3 it! +Beat. ÚwÚ Speak, ^.^ Count, UwU 'tis x3 youw >_< cue. +>_< Cwaud. Siwence >_> is x3 the :33 pewfectest >_> hewawd of ^-^ joy. UwU I :3 wewe >_> but xDD wittwe +^w^ happy >_> if UwU I couwd >_> say >w< how :33 much. Lady, >_< as xDD you OwO awe >_> minye, UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws. +UwU I UwU give OwO away mysewf fow xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> dote ;;w;; upon x3 the ^-^ exchange. +Beat. ÚwÚ Speak, :3 cousin; or, >_> if xDD you cannot, ÚwÚ stop :33 his xDD mouth with :3 a :3 kiss +ÚwÚ and wet nyot ^.^ him speak >_> nyeithew. +Pedwo. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU wady, xDD you uWu have :3 a ^.^ mewwy ;;w;; heawt. +Beat. Yea, x3 my wowd; UwU I >_> thank :33 it, poor x3 foow, >w< it keeps on x3 the >_< windy +x3 side of >w< cawe. OwO My xDD cousin uWu tewws ^.^ him uWu in :33 his ear :3 that ^.^ he >_> is uWu in her +;;w;; heawt. +>_< Cwaud. xDD And UwU so ^.^ she :3 doth, :33 cousin. +Beat. ^-^ Good Wowd, fow xDD awwiance! ^-^ Thus xDD goes every one to x3 the wowwd >_> but +I, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am uWu sunbuwnt. UwU I OwO may sit uWu in :3 a ^-^ cownyew ÚwÚ and cwy >_< 'Heigh-ho fow +:3 a husband!' +Pedwo. xDD Wady xDD Beatwice, UwU I xDD wiww get xDD you onye. +Beat. UwU I ^.^ wouwd rather uWu have one of x3 youw father's ;;w;; getting. >_< Hath x3 youw +Gwace ^w^ nye'ew :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ wike you? uWu Youw >w< fathew ^w^ got :3 excewwent +uWu husbands, >_> if :3 a >_< maid couwd come ^.^ by OwO them. +Pedwo. Will xDD you uWu have uWu me, x3 wady? +Beat. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ unwess UwU I ^w^ might uWu have anyothew fow >w< wowking ^.^ days: +x3 youw Gwace >_> is ^w^ too x3 costwy to ^-^ weaw every x3 day. OwO But UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw +Gwace UwU pawdon x3 me. UwU I UwU was bown to speak aww >_< miwth ÚwÚ and nyo :3 mattew. +Pedwo. uWu Youw :3 siwence UwU most offends uWu me, ÚwÚ and to be ^.^ mewwy best x3 becomes +UwU you, fow x3 out ^.^ o' ;;w;; question xDD you :3 wewe bown uWu in :3 a ^.^ mewwy hour. +Beat. :3 Nyo, x3 suwe, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my mothew :3 cwied; >_> but xDD then there UwU was :3 a :33 staw +danc'd, ÚwÚ and :33 undew :3 that UwU was UwU I born. uWu Cousins, ^w^ God UwU give xDD you >_< joy! +Leon. ;;w;; Nyiece, xDD wiww xDD you wook to UwU those ^.^ things UwU I told xDD you UwU of? +Beat. UwU I cwy xDD you mercy, uWu uncwe, ^-^ By x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's pardon. ÚwÚ Exit. +Pedwo. ^-^ By x3 my troth, :3 a >_< pweasant-spiwited >_> wady. +Leon. >_> Thewe's xDD wittwe of x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy element uWu in hew, x3 my OwO wowd. :33 She +>_> is >_< nyevew >_> sad >_> but when ^.^ she OwO sweeps, ÚwÚ and nyot OwO evew >_> sad :33 then; fow UwU I +uWu have heard x3 my daughter >_> say ^.^ she hath often dweamt of xDD unhappinyess +ÚwÚ and >_< wak'd herself with laughing. +Pedwo. :33 She ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe to hear tell of :3 a husband. +Leon. >_< O, ^.^ by nyo UwU means! :33 She :3 mocks aww her >_> wooews x3 out of OwO suit. +Pedwo. :33 She :3 wewe >w< an :3 excewwent >w< wife fow Benedick. +Leon. x3 O Wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! >_> if ;;w;; they :3 wewe >_> but :3 a >_< week >w< mawwied, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd +tawk x3 themsewves >_> mad. +Pedwo. xDD County Claudio, when >_> mean xDD you to OwO go to church? +>_< Cwaud. >_< To-mowwow, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ Time xDD goes on ^.^ cwutches >w< tiww wuv uWu have aww +:33 his rites. +Leon. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww ^.^ Monday, x3 my uWu deaw x3 son, which >_> is >w< hence :3 a >w< just +:3 sevennyight; ÚwÚ and :3 a time ^w^ too bwief :3 too, to uWu have aww ^.^ things answew +x3 my :33 mind. +Pedwo. ^.^ Come, xDD you ;;w;; shake x3 the >_> head uWu at UwU so ^-^ wong :3 a ^w^ bweathing; +>_> but UwU I :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee, Claudio, x3 the time UwU shaww nyot OwO go :3 duwwy ^.^ by >_> us. +UwU I xDD wiww uWu in x3 the intewim undewtake one of >_< Hewcuwes' wabouws, which +;;w;; is, to ;;w;; bwing :33 Signyiow Benyedick ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD Wady ^.^ Beatwice x3 into :3 a +OwO mountain of :3 affection x3 th' one with x3 th' :3 othew. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have +>w< it :3 a ;;w;; match, ÚwÚ and UwU I doubt nyot >_> but to fashion >w< it >_> if xDD you >w< thwee xDD wiww +>_> but xDD minyistew xDD such ^.^ assistance >_< as UwU I UwU shaww UwU give xDD you diwection. +Leon. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ am fow UwU you, ^w^ though >w< it >_> cost ;;w;; me ;;w;; ten nights' +watchings. +>_< Cwaud. xDD And I, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pedwo. xDD And xDD you :3 too, ^-^ gentwe Hero? +:3 Hewo. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do xDD any :3 modest office, x3 my uWu wowd, to OwO hewp x3 my xDD cousin to :3 a +ÚwÚ good husband. +Pedwo. xDD And Benyedick >_> is nyot x3 the unhopefuwwest :33 husband :3 that UwU I :33 knyow. +^-^ Thus uWu faw ^.^ can UwU I praise :33 him: ^.^ he >_> is of :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 stwain, of appwuvd +uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and >w< confiwm'd x3 honyesty. UwU I xDD wiww >_< teach xDD you >w< how to humouw +x3 youw OwO cousin, :3 that ^.^ she UwU shaww faww uWu in wuv with Benedick; ÚwÚ and I, +>_> [to Weonyato ÚwÚ and :3 Cwaudio] with x3 youw >w< two hewps, xDD wiww UwU so x3 pwactise on +Benyedick :3 that, uWu in ;;w;; despite of :33 his ^w^ quick wit ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ queasy +^w^ stomach, ^.^ he UwU shaww faww uWu in wuv with >_> Beatwice. ;;w;; If ^.^ we ^.^ can UwU do uWu this, +x3 Cupid >_> is nyo longer >w< an archer; :33 his :3 gwowy UwU shaww be >_> ouws, fow ^.^ we OwO awe +x3 the >w< onwy wuv-gods. Go uWu in with uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you x3 my ^.^ dwift. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew ;;w;; [Don] John ÚwÚ and Borachio. + +OwO John. ^.^ It >_> is :3 so. uWu The xDD Count OwO Cwaudio UwU shaww marry x3 the daughter of +:33 Weonyato. +>_> Bowa. Yea, x3 my wowd; >_> but UwU I ^.^ can OwO cwoss :3 it. +OwO John. x3 Any uWu baw, xDD any cwoss, xDD any x3 impediment xDD wiww be uWu med'cinyabwe to x3 me. +UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick uWu in >_< dispweasuwe to :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ whatsoevew x3 comes :3 athwawt :33 his +:3 affection ^.^ wanges evenwy with ^w^ minye. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou OwO cwoss ÚwÚ this +x3 mawwiage? +>_> Bowa. ÚwÚ Nyot honestly, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but UwU so covertly :3 that nyo >_> dishonyesty +UwU shaww appeaw uWu in x3 me. +OwO John. uWu Show ;;w;; me briefly ^.^ how. +>_> Bowa. UwU I think UwU I told x3 youw lordship, :3 a xDD yeaw since, >w< how much UwU I ^w^ am uWu in +x3 the ^.^ favouw of Margaret, x3 the uWu waiting :33 gentwewoman to :3 Hewo. +OwO John. UwU I ^.^ wemembew. +>_> Bowa. UwU I ^-^ can, uWu at xDD any ;;w;; unseasonyabwe x3 instant of x3 the night, ÚwÚ appoint her +to wook x3 out uWu at her >_> wady's x3 chambew :3 window. +OwO John. >_> What >w< wife >_> is uWu in :3 that to be x3 the :33 death of ÚwÚ this x3 mawwiage? +>_> Bowa. uWu The x3 poison of :3 that wies uWu in xDD you to temper. Go xDD you to x3 the +Prince x3 youw bwothew; ^-^ spawe nyot to tell ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he hath ;;w;; wwonged +:33 his honour uWu in OwO mawwying x3 the uWu wenyownyed OwO Cwaudio >w< (whose estimation UwU do +xDD you >w< mightiwy howd ^-^ up) to :3 a contaminated ^-^ stawe, xDD such :3 a one >_< as +:3 Hewo. +OwO John. >_> What xDD pwoof UwU shaww UwU I >_< make of ^-^ that? +>_> Bowa. Proof enough to ^w^ misuse x3 the >_< Pwince, to ^-^ vex Claudio, to undo +Hero, ÚwÚ and OwO kiww :33 Weonyato. Wook xDD you fow xDD any othew UwU issue? +OwO John. Onwy to ;;w;; despite them UwU I xDD wiww endeavouw x3 anything. +>_> Bowa. Go :33 then; find ;;w;; me :3 a :3 meet >_> houw to dwaw ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD Count +OwO Cwaudio ^.^ awonye; tell them :3 that xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 that ^.^ Hewo loves OwO me; intend +:3 a uWu kind of ^.^ zeaw both to x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio, :3 as--in wuv of +x3 youw brother's honyouw, who hath UwU made ÚwÚ this ;;w;; match, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ fwiend's +weputation, who >_> is OwO thus ^.^ wike to be OwO cozen'd with x3 the ÚwÚ sembwance of +:3 a maid--that xDD you uWu have discuvw'd OwO thus. ^-^ They xDD wiww uWu scawcewy ^-^ bewieve +ÚwÚ this ^-^ without trial. Offer them ^w^ instances; which UwU shaww UwU beaw nyo +less likelihood than to >_> see ;;w;; me uWu at her x3 chambew >_< window, hear ;;w;; me +caww Margaret Hero, hear Margaret term ;;w;; me ^w^ Cwaudio; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing them +to >_> see ÚwÚ this x3 the xDD vewy >w< nyight >w< befowe x3 the :3 intended ÚwÚ wedding (fow uWu in +x3 the UwU meantime UwU I xDD wiww UwU so fashion x3 the ;;w;; mattew :3 that ^.^ Hewo UwU shaww be +^w^ absent) ÚwÚ and there UwU shaww appeaw xDD such ÚwÚ seeming uWu twuth of Hero's +ÚwÚ diswoyawty :3 that ^.^ jeawousy UwU shaww be ^w^ caww'd assurance ÚwÚ and aww x3 the +uWu pwepawation ^-^ uvwthwown. +OwO John. OwO Gwow ÚwÚ this to >_> what advewse x3 issue >w< it ^-^ can, UwU I xDD wiww put >w< it uWu in +^.^ pwactice. ^w^ Be x3 cunnying uWu in x3 the >w< wowking uWu this, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^.^ fee >_> is :3 a +thousand xDD ducats. +>_> Bowa. ^w^ Be xDD you ^w^ constant uWu in x3 the uWu accusation, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 cunnying UwU shaww nyot +^-^ shame x3 me. +OwO John. UwU I xDD wiww presently OwO go :3 weawn uWu theiw day of marriage. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +Weonyato's ^-^ owchawd. + +Entew Benyedick >_< awonye. + +Bene. Boy! + +[Entew OwO Boy.] + +UwU Boy. Signyiow? +Bene. ^w^ In x3 my x3 chambew window wies :3 a uWu book. Bring >w< it ÚwÚ hithew to ;;w;; me uWu in +x3 the ^-^ owchawd. +UwU Boy. UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe already, sir. +Bene. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that, >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu thee >w< hence ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ;;w;; again. +xDD (Exit UwU Boy.) UwU I UwU do much wonder :3 that one ^w^ man, ^-^ seeing >w< how much +anyothew x3 man >_> is :3 a >w< foow when ^.^ he ÚwÚ dedicates :33 his behaviours to xDD wuv, +:33 wiww, ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ he hath >_< waugh'd uWu at xDD such shallow follies uWu in ^w^ othews, +:33 become x3 the :33 awgument of :33 his UwU own ^w^ scown ^.^ by falling uWu in love; ÚwÚ and xDD such +:3 a x3 man >_> is ^-^ Cwaudio. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown when there UwU was nyo uWu music with ^.^ him +>_> but x3 the drum ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 fife; ÚwÚ and nyow xDD had ^.^ he rather hear x3 the tabow +ÚwÚ and x3 the pipe. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown when ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have wawk'd ;;w;; ten miwe +afoot to >_> see :3 a ÚwÚ good awmouw; ÚwÚ and nyow xDD wiww ^.^ he >_< wie ;;w;; ten :33 nyights awake +>w< cawving x3 the fashion of :3 a x3 nyew doublet. >w< He UwU was UwU wont to speak uWu pwain +ÚwÚ and to x3 the xDD puwpose, ^.^ wike >w< an xDD honyest x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU sowdiew; ÚwÚ and nyow >_> is +^.^ he >_> tuwn'd UwU owthogwaphy; :33 his wowds OwO awe :3 a xDD vewy OwO fantasticaw banquet-- +>w< just UwU so UwU many ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ dishes. ^-^ May UwU I be UwU so ^.^ convewted ÚwÚ and >_> see with +these uWu eyes? UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; UwU I think not. UwU I xDD wiww nyot be sworn >_> but +wuv OwO may UwU twansfowm ;;w;; me to >w< an UwU oystew; >_> but I'll OwO take x3 my ^-^ oath on :33 it, +>w< tiww ^.^ he uWu have UwU made >w< an oystew of ;;w;; me ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyevew >_< make ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a +xDD foow. x3 Onye OwO woman >_> is faiw, yet UwU I ^w^ am well; anyothew >_> is >_< wise, yet UwU I ^w^ am +well; anyothew virtuous, yet UwU I ^w^ am well; >_> but >w< tiww aww uWu gwaces be uWu in +one ^w^ woman, one OwO woman UwU shaww nyot come uWu in x3 my grace. Wich ^.^ she UwU shaww +be, ^w^ that's ^-^ cewtain; >_< wise, ow I'll x3 nyonye; virtuous, ow I'll >_< nyevew +^w^ cheapen >w< hew; faiw, ow I'll >_< nyevew wook on >w< hew; OwO miwd, ow come nyot +nyeaw OwO me; noble, ow nyot UwU I fow >w< an >_> angew; of ÚwÚ good discouwse, >w< an +:3 excewwent :33 musician, ÚwÚ and her >_< haiw UwU shaww be of >_> what colour >w< it +uWu pwease >_< God. >w< Ha, x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Monsieuw :33 Wuv! UwU I xDD wiww hide ;;w;; me uWu in +x3 the arbour. >_< [Hides.] + +Entew ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, Leonato, ^-^ Cwaudio. +Music x3 [within]. + +Pedwo. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we hear ÚwÚ this music? +>_< Cwaud. Yea, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. How still x3 the x3 evenying ;;w;; is, +;;w;; As UwU hush'd on OwO puwpose to xDD gwace hawmony! +Pedwo. xDD See xDD you :3 whewe Benyedick hath >_< hid :33 himsewf? +>_< Cwaud. >_< O, xDD vewy weww, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu The uWu music ended, +^-^ We'ww ;;w;; fit x3 the ^-^ kid-fox with :3 a pennywowth. + +Entew :3 Bawthasaw with :3 Music. + +Pedwo. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, we'll hear :3 that ÚwÚ song ;;w;; again. +Balth. >_< O, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ tax nyot UwU so :33 bad :3 a uWu voice +;;w;; To ^-^ swandew uWu music xDD any ^.^ mowe than OwO once. +Pedwo. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >_> witnyess still of ÚwÚ excewwency +;;w;; To put :3 a ;;w;; stwange OwO face on :33 his UwU own perfection. +UwU I pray uWu thee ^w^ sing, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ^.^ woo nyo more. +Balth. >_< Because xDD you tawk of ^.^ wooing, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ sing, +Since UwU many :3 a wooew xDD doth ^.^ commence :33 his >_> suit +;;w;; To her ^.^ he ^w^ thinks nyot wowthy, yet ^.^ he xDD wooes, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD wiww ^.^ he >_< sweaw ^.^ he :3 wuvs. +Pedwo. Nyay, pray uWu thee >_< come; +:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou wiwt howd longer :33 awgument, +Do >w< it uWu in >w< nyotes. +Balth. xDD Nyote ÚwÚ this >w< befowe x3 my uWu nyotes: +>_> Thewe's nyot :3 a ^-^ nyote of >_< minye ^w^ that's ^.^ wowth x3 the noting. +Pedwo. Why, these OwO awe xDD vewy ^-^ cwotchets :3 that ^.^ he speaks! +xDD Nyote nyotes, xDD fowsooth, ÚwÚ and nothing! [Music.] +Bene. >w< [aside] Now divine air! Now >_> is :33 his :3 souw ^.^ wavish'd! Is >w< it nyot +;;w;; stwange :3 that sheep's :33 guts >_> shouwd UwU hawe >w< souws x3 out of men's :3 bodies? +xDD Weww, :3 a >_> hown fow x3 my monyey, when aww's ^-^ donye. +>_< [Bawthasaw >_< sings.] +uWu The ^w^ Song. + +Sigh nyo >_> mowe, x3 wadies, x3 sigh nyo uWu mowe! +OwO Men :3 wewe x3 deceivews ever, +x3 Onye :33 foot uWu in :33 sea, ÚwÚ and one on shore; +;;w;; To one ^.^ thing ^w^ constant ^-^ nyevew. +UwU Then x3 sigh nyot >_> so, +OwO But wet them x3 go, +xDD And be xDD you blithe ÚwÚ and bonny, +>w< Convewting aww x3 youw sounds of woe +^.^ Into ;;w;; Hey nyonny, OwO nyonny. + +:33 Sing nyo ^.^ mowe x3 ditties, ^.^ sing nyo :3 moe, +Of uWu dumps UwU so dull ÚwÚ and xDD heavy! +uWu The OwO fwaud of ;;w;; men UwU was OwO evew >_> so, +Since ^-^ summew xDD fiwst UwU was leavy. +UwU Then x3 sigh nyot >_> so, &c. + +Pedwo. ^-^ By x3 my troth, :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 song. +Balth. xDD And >w< an :33 iww singer, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pedwo. >w< Ha, no, no, >_< faith! ^.^ Thou OwO sing'st weww enough fow :3 a >_> shift. +Bene. >w< [aside] ^-^ An ^.^ he xDD had :33 been :3 a dog :3 that >_> shouwd uWu have uWu howw'd thus, +;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 hang'd him; ÚwÚ and UwU I pray ^w^ God :33 his :33 bad uWu voice :3 bode nyo +>w< mischief. UwU I xDD had >_< as ^w^ wive uWu have heard x3 the >w< nyight >w< waven, come >_> what +pwague couwd uWu have come ÚwÚ aftew :3 it. +Pedwo. Yea, marry. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, Bawthasaw? UwU I pray uWu thee get >_> us +x3 some :3 excewwent >_> music; fow to-mowwow >w< nyight ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< it uWu at x3 the +xDD Wady Hero's x3 chambew :3 window. +Balth. uWu The best UwU I ^-^ can, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pedwo. Do :3 so. uWu Faweweww. +uWu Exit :3 Bawthasaw ^w^ [with >w< Musicians]. +:3 Come hithew, :33 Weonyato. >_> What UwU was >w< it xDD you told ;;w;; me of >w< to-day? :3 that +x3 youw uWu nyiece ^.^ Beatwice UwU was uWu in wuv with :33 Signyiow Benedick? +>_< Cwaud. >_< O, ay!-[Aside to Pedwo] >_< Stawk ;;w;; on, x3 stawk xDD on; x3 the fowl >w< sits. +OwO --I uWu did >_< nyevew think :3 that uWu wady ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD wuvd xDD any man. +Leon. :3 Nyo, nor UwU I UwU nyeithew; >_> but UwU most ;;w;; wondewfuw :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd UwU so >_> dote +on :33 Signyiow Benedick, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ she hath uWu in aww :33 outwawd behaviours +^w^ seem'd OwO evew to uWu abhow. +Bene. >w< [aside] ^-^ Is't possible? x3 Sits x3 the wind uWu in :3 that >_< cownyew? +Leon. ^-^ By x3 my troth, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> what to think of :33 it, >_> but +:3 that ^.^ she loves ^.^ him with >w< an enwaged OwO affection. ^.^ It >_> is x3 past x3 the +:3 infinyite of thought. +Pedwo. ^-^ May be ^.^ she xDD doth >_> but xDD countewfeit. +>_< Cwaud. Faith, ^.^ wike enyough. +Leon. x3 O :33 God, counterfeit? >_> Thewe UwU was >_< nyevew OwO countewfeit of passion +^-^ came UwU so nyeaw x3 the >w< wife of passion >_< as ^.^ she discovers :3 it. +Pedwo. Why, >_> what UwU effects of passion >_< shows >_< she? +>_< Cwaud. >w< [aside] :3 Bait x3 the ÚwÚ hook OwO weww! This :33 fish xDD wiww UwU bite. +Leon. >_> What ^-^ effects, x3 my xDD wowd? :33 She xDD wiww sit ^.^ you--you heard x3 my +daughter tell xDD you ^.^ how. +>_< Cwaud. :33 She uWu did indeed. +Pedwo. How, how, UwU I pray you? >_> You amaze x3 me. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD thought her +^w^ spiwit xDD had :33 been invincibwe OwO against aww xDD assauwts of OwO affection. +Leon. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have sworn >w< it :33 had, x3 my wowd--especiawwy OwO against +Benedick. +Bene. >w< [aside] UwU I >_> shouwd think ÚwÚ this :3 a guww >_> but :3 that x3 the white-bearded +fewwow xDD speaks :3 it. Knavery cannot, x3 suwe, hide >_< himsewf uWu in xDD such +^w^ wevewence. +>_< Cwaud. >w< [aside] >w< He hath >_> ta'en x3 th' ^w^ infection. :33 Howd >w< it :33 up. +Pedwo. >_< Hath ^.^ she UwU made her :3 affection ÚwÚ knyown to Benedick? +Leon. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweaws ^.^ she >_< nyevew :33 wiww. >w< That's her ^.^ towment. +>_< Cwaud. 'Tis true indeed. ^w^ So x3 youw daughter says. ÚwÚ 'Shaww x3 I,' ;;w;; says +uWu she, x3 'that uWu have UwU so ;;w;; oft encount'wed ^.^ him with ^.^ scown, >w< wwite to ^.^ him +:3 that UwU I wuv >_> him?'" +Leon. This ;;w;; says ^.^ she nyow when ^.^ she >_> is beginning to >w< wwite to him; fow +^.^ she'ww be x3 up ÚwÚ twenty times :3 a night, ÚwÚ and there xDD wiww ^.^ she sit uWu in her +^-^ smock >w< tiww ^.^ she uWu have ^-^ wwit :3 a >w< sheet of ^.^ papew. OwO My daughter uWu tewws >_> us all. ->_> Cwaud. Nyow you talk >_> of :3 a UwU sheet >_> of paper, I wemembew :3 a pwetty ÚwÚ jest ->_> youw daughter told OwO us >_> of. -UwU Weon. :33 O, when ^.^ she xDD had :3 wwit it, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was reading ^.^ it over, ^.^ she ;;w;; found -^w^ 'Benyedick' ÚwÚ and UwU 'Beatwice' :3 between OwO the sheet? ->_> Cwaud. xDD That. -UwU Weon. :33 O, ^.^ she OwO towe OwO the letter OwO into :3 a ^w^ thousand x3 hawfpence, ÚwÚ waiw'd at -x3 hewsewf UwU that ^.^ she shouwd >w< be OwO so immodest ^-^ to wwite ^-^ to ^-^ onye UwU that ^.^ she -knew would fwout :3 hew. OwO 'I measuwe ^.^ him,' :33 says :33 she, 'by my >_> own -spirit; uWu fow I shouwd fwout him ^-^ if ^.^ he :3 wwit ^-^ to >_> me. xDD Yea, >w< though I -love ^w^ him, I should.' ->_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; down x3 upon xDD hew knyees ^.^ she falls, ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ sobs, x3 beats xDD hew -xDD heawt, ;;w;; teaws xDD hew >_> haiw, prays, curses--'O ^w^ sweet x3 Benyedick! :3 God ^w^ give -me >_< patience!' -UwU Weon. She doth UwU indeed; my daughter :33 says ÚwÚ so. And OwO the ecstasy ;;w;; hath OwO so ->w< much ^-^ uvwbownye xDD hew UwU that my daughter :3 is sometime >w< afeawd ^.^ she uWu wiww -^-^ do :3 a desperate outwage ^-^ to :33 hewsewf. ^w^ It :3 is vewy true. -Pedwo. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe good UwU that UwU Benyedick knew >_> of ^.^ it uWu by >w< some xDD othew, ^-^ if ^.^ she -uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ discuvw it. ->_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ To what :33 end? ÚwÚ He would ^-^ make uWu but :3 a uWu spowt >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and >_> towment OwO the -UwU poow wady >w< wowse. -Pedwo. An ^.^ he x3 shouwd, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO an ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to >_> hang :3 him! x3 She's OwO an -excellent ^w^ sweet >w< wady, ÚwÚ and >_> (out >_> of >w< aww suspicion) ^.^ she :3 is OwO viwtuous. ->_> Cwaud. And ^.^ she :3 is >w< exceeding >_< wise. -Pedwo. UwU In OwO evewything uWu but in :33 woving x3 Benyedick. -UwU Weon. :33 O, my lord, OwO wisdom ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ;;w;; combating in OwO so >w< tendew :3 a body, -^-^ we ^.^ have >w< ten pwoofs ^-^ to ^-^ onye UwU that UwU bwood ;;w;; hath OwO the >_< victowy. I x3 am >_< sowwy -uWu fow UwU hew, as I ^.^ have ^.^ just ^-^ cause, being xDD hew uncwe ÚwÚ and xDD hew UwU guawdian. -Pedwo. I would ^.^ she xDD had bestowed :3 this ;;w;; dotage uWu on >_> me. I would ^.^ have -^.^ daff'd >w< aww uWu othew respects ÚwÚ and :3 made xDD hew half ^-^ mysewf. I pray you -tell UwU Benyedick >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and hear what UwU 'a uWu wiww >w< say. -UwU Weon. Were ^.^ it uWu good, ÚwÚ think you? ->_> Cwaud. :33 Hewo OwO thinks ^w^ suwewy ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ die; uWu fow ^.^ she :33 says ^.^ she uWu wiww die -^-^ if ^.^ he love xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu wiww die ewe ^.^ she ^-^ make xDD hew love ;;w;; knyown, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu wiww x3 die, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^w^ woo UwU hew, wathew than ^.^ she uWu wiww ÚwÚ bate ^-^ onye ->_> bweath >_> of xDD hew ^-^ accustomed UwU cwossnyess. -Pedwo. She doth :33 weww. >w< If ^.^ she shouwd ^-^ make >w< tendew >_> of xDD hew love, 'tis -vewy possibwe :3 he'ww :33 scown xDD it; uWu fow OwO the man >w< (as you xDD knyow >_> aww) ;;w;; hath -:3 a contemptibwe spirit. ->_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a vewy pwopew xDD man. -Pedwo. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< indeed :3 a good >_> outwawd >w< happinyess. ->_> Cwaud. Before God! ÚwÚ and in my UwU mind, vewy >_< wise. -Pedwo. ÚwÚ He doth >_< indeed show >w< some >_> spawks UwU that awe >_< wike wit. ->_> Cwaud. And I UwU take him ^-^ to >w< be uWu vawiant. -Pedwo. UwU As xDD Hectow, I assuwe OwO you; ÚwÚ and in OwO the ^w^ manyaging >_> of quarrels you -^-^ may uWu say ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ wise, uWu fow ;;w;; eithew ^.^ he >_< avoids them with gweat -OwO discwetion, ^w^ ow OwO undewtakes them with :3 a UwU most ^w^ Chwistianwike fear. -UwU Weon. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw God, UwU 'a >w< must x3 nyecessawiwy ^-^ keep ^-^ peace. >w< If ^.^ he ->_< bweak OwO the :3 peace, ^.^ he ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew OwO into :3 a >_< quawwew with ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and +>_< Cwaud. Now xDD you tawk of :3 a >w< sheet of paper, UwU I remember :3 a OwO pwetty xDD jest +x3 youw daughter told >_> us uWu of. +Leon. >_< O, when ^.^ she xDD had ^-^ wwit :33 it, ÚwÚ and UwU was weading >w< it UwU uvw, ^.^ she >_> found +'Benyedick' ÚwÚ and 'Beatwice' ^-^ between x3 the :33 sheet? +>_< Cwaud. >_< That. +Leon. >_< O, ^.^ she >w< towe x3 the >_> wettew x3 into :3 a thousand ^-^ hawfpence, UwU waiw'd uWu at +herself :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd be UwU so xDD immodest to >w< wwite to one :3 that ^.^ she +UwU knyew ^.^ wouwd fwout her. ÚwÚ 'I UwU measuwe >_> him,' ;;w;; says uWu she, :33 'by x3 my UwU own +uWu spiwit; fow UwU I >_> shouwd fwout ^.^ him >_> if ^.^ he ^-^ wwit to x3 me. Yea, ^w^ though UwU I +wuv :3 him, UwU I ;;w;; shouwd.' +>_< Cwaud. UwU Then down ;;w;; upon her knees ^.^ she >_< fawws, uWu weeps, UwU sobs, ÚwÚ beats her +uWu heawt, tears her hair, prays, curses--'O x3 sweet >_< Benyedick! ^w^ God UwU give +;;w;; me >_> patience!' +Leon. :33 She xDD doth :33 indeed; x3 my daughter ;;w;; says :3 so. xDD And x3 the >w< ecstasy hath UwU so +much ^w^ uvwbownye her :3 that x3 my daughter >_> is ÚwÚ sometime >_< afeawd ^.^ she xDD wiww +UwU do :3 a despewate outrage to hewsewf. ^.^ It >_> is xDD vewy true. +Pedwo. ^.^ It :3 wewe ÚwÚ good :3 that Benyedick UwU knyew of >w< it ^.^ by x3 some ÚwÚ othew, >_> if ^.^ she +xDD wiww nyot OwO discuvw :3 it. +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; To >_> what >w< end? >w< He ^.^ wouwd >_< make >_> but :3 a spowt of >w< it ÚwÚ and x3 towment x3 the +poor uWu wady x3 wowse. +Pedwo. ^-^ An ^.^ he should, >w< it :3 wewe >w< an :3 awms to ^w^ hang x3 him! >_> She's >w< an +:3 excewwent x3 sweet UwU wady, ÚwÚ and (out of aww suspicion) ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ viwtuous. +>_< Cwaud. xDD And ^.^ she >_> is :33 exceeding uWu wise. +Pedwo. ^w^ In evewything >_> but uWu in >w< woving Benedick. +Leon. >_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ wisdom ÚwÚ and :3 bwood combating uWu in UwU so xDD tendew :3 a ;;w;; body, +^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; ten proofs to one :3 that :3 bwood hath x3 the ^.^ victowy. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy +fow hew, >_< as UwU I uWu have >w< just >_< cause, ^.^ being her :33 uncwe ÚwÚ and her :33 guawdian. +Pedwo. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she xDD had uWu bestowed ÚwÚ this ^.^ dotage on x3 me. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have +OwO daff'd aww othew UwU wespects ÚwÚ and UwU made her half :3 mysewf. UwU I pray xDD you +tell Benyedick of >w< it ÚwÚ and hear >_> what xDD 'a xDD wiww :3 say. +Leon. ^.^ Wewe >w< it UwU good, think you? +>_< Cwaud. ^.^ Hewo ^w^ thinks x3 suwewy ^.^ she xDD wiww :3 die; fow ^.^ she ;;w;; says ^.^ she xDD wiww ^-^ die +>_> if ^.^ he wuv her >_> nyot, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she xDD wiww ^-^ die ere ^.^ she >_< make her wuv ^-^ knyown, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ she xDD wiww >_> die, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ woo hew, rather than ^.^ she xDD wiww uWu bate one +UwU bweath of her accustomed ;;w;; cwossnyess. +Pedwo. :33 She xDD doth well. ;;w;; If ^.^ she >_> shouwd >_< make xDD tendew of her xDD wuv, UwU 'tis +xDD vewy OwO possibwe he'ww ^w^ scown uWu it; fow x3 the x3 man >_< (as xDD you ^.^ knyow aww) hath +:3 a OwO contemptibwe >w< spiwit. +>_< Cwaud. >w< He >_> is :3 a xDD vewy OwO pwopew man. +Pedwo. >w< He hath ÚwÚ indeed :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 outwawd ÚwÚ happinyess. +>_< Cwaud. ^.^ Befowe uWu God! ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my UwU mind, xDD vewy uWu wise. +Pedwo. >w< He xDD doth ÚwÚ indeed x3 show x3 some OwO spawks :3 that OwO awe ^.^ wike >_< wit. +>_< Cwaud. xDD And UwU I OwO take ^.^ him to be ^w^ vawiant. +Pedwo. ;;w;; As Hectow, UwU I :33 assuwe uWu you; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the ^.^ manyaging of quarrels xDD you +OwO may >_> say ^.^ he >_> is >_< wise, fow xDD eithew ^.^ he x3 avoids them with great +discretion, ow undewtakes them with :3 a UwU most ^.^ Chwistianwike ;;w;; feaw. +Leon. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do feaw :33 God, xDD 'a ^w^ must x3 nyecessawiwy >_< keep peace. ;;w;; If ^.^ he +bweak x3 the ÚwÚ peace, ^.^ he ought to enter x3 into :3 a ^-^ quawwew with feaw ÚwÚ and twembwing. -Pedwo. And OwO so uWu wiww ^.^ he do; uWu fow OwO the man doth ;;w;; feaw God, >_< howsoevew ^.^ it -uWu seems ^.^ nyot in him uWu by >w< some uWu wawge :33 jests ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ make. Weww, I x3 am ->_< sowwy uWu fow >_> youw nyiece. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go >w< seek UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and tell him >_> of -xDD hew love? ->_> Cwaud. uWu Nyevew tell ^w^ him, my :33 wowd. >_> Wet xDD hew wear ^.^ it >_< out with good -x3 counsew. -UwU Weon. ;;w;; Nyay, that's impossible; ^.^ she ^-^ may wear xDD hew OwO heawt >_< out >_> fiwst. -Pedwo. Weww, ^-^ we uWu wiww hear further >_> of ^.^ it uWu by >_> youw daughter. >_> Wet ^.^ it -cool OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. I love UwU Benyedick well, ÚwÚ and I :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^.^ he would -modestwy OwO examinye ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to UwU see how >w< much ^.^ he :3 is unworthy OwO so good :3 a ->_< wady. -UwU Weon. UwU My lord, uWu wiww you UwU .wawk? ^-^ Dinnyew :3 is weady. -^.^ [They ÚwÚ wawk away.] ->_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ he dote uWu on xDD hew x3 upon this, I uWu wiww never xDD twust my -^.^ expectation. -Pedwo. >_> Wet there >w< be OwO the >_> same nyet UwU spwead uWu fow UwU hew, ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< must >_> youw -daughter ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ gentwewomen UwU cawwy. The uWu spowt uWu wiww ^.^ be, when uWu they -howd ^-^ onye OwO an >_< opinyion >_> of x3 anyothew's ^.^ dotage, ÚwÚ and nyo such OwO mattew. -^.^ That's OwO the scene UwU that I would >_> see, ;;w;; which uWu wiww >w< be mewewy :3 a OwO dumb -show. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ send xDD hew ^-^ to caww him in ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. ->_< Exeunt >w< [Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, ÚwÚ and OwO Weonyato]. - -;;w;; [Benyedick ^.^ advances ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; awbouw.] - -uWu Benye. :3 This can >w< be nyo uWu twick. The >w< confewence ÚwÚ was :3 sadwy ÚwÚ bownye; uWu they -^.^ have OwO the >w< twuth >_> of :3 this ^-^ fwom Hero; uWu they ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^-^ pity OwO the >_< wady. -^w^ It uWu seems xDD hew ÚwÚ affections ^.^ have theiw :33 fuww ^-^ bent. ^-^ Wuv x3 me? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it ->w< must >w< be wequited. I hear how I x3 am censur'd. ^.^ They uWu say I uWu wiww bear -^-^ mysewf >w< pwoudwy ^-^ if I pewceive OwO the love come ^-^ fwom :3 hew. ^.^ They uWu say xDD too -UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww wathew die than ^w^ give ^-^ any >w< sign >_> of UwU affection. I >_> did -never ÚwÚ think ^-^ to uWu mawwy. I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem uWu pwoud. x3 Happy awe uWu they UwU that -hear theiw detractions ÚwÚ and can >w< put them ^-^ to mending. ^.^ They uWu say OwO the -wady :3 is fair--'tis :3 a truth, I can bear them UwU witnyess; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous ---'tis so, I cannyot x3 wepwuv xDD it; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wise, uWu but uWu fow :33 woving OwO me--by -my ^w^ twoth, ^.^ it :3 is nyo >w< addition ^-^ to xDD hew wit, :3 nyow nyo gweat awgument >_> of -xDD hew folly, uWu fow I uWu wiww >w< be howwibwy in love with :3 hew. I ^-^ may uWu chance -^.^ have >w< some uWu odd ^-^ quiwks ÚwÚ and wemnyants >_> of ÚwÚ wit ^w^ bwoken uWu on me ^.^ because I -^.^ have railed OwO so wong x3 against marriage. But doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 appetite -alters? OwO A man loves OwO the meat in his xDD youth UwU that ^.^ he cannyot >_> enduwe -in his age. :33 Shaww ^-^ quips ÚwÚ and sentences ÚwÚ and ^.^ these paper >_< buwwets >_> of -OwO the bwain awe :3 a man ^-^ fwom OwO the career >_> of his >w< humouw? No, OwO the x3 wowwd ->w< must >w< be ÚwÚ peopwed. When I ^w^ said I would die :3 a >w< bachewow, I >_> did ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ think I shouwd live ÚwÚ tiww I ;;w;; wewe :3 mawwied. - -x3 Entew Beatwice. - -;;w;; Hewe comes Beatwice. By :3 this day, she's :3 a fair ^-^ wady! I ^-^ do UwU spy ->w< some ^.^ mawks >_> of love in :3 hew. -uWu Beat. uWu Against my uWu wiww I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to ;;w;; bid You come in ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. -uWu Benye. ^-^ Faiw Beatrice, I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. -uWu Beat. I took nyo ^-^ mowe x3 pains uWu fow x3 those ^w^ thanks than you UwU take x3 pains ^-^ to -:3 thank >_> me. >w< If ^.^ it xDD had >_< been painfuw, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have come. -uWu Benye. You UwU take ^w^ pweasuwe then in OwO the ;;w;; message? -uWu Beat. xDD Yea, ^.^ just OwO so >w< much as you ^-^ may UwU take x3 upon :3 a :33 knyives ^w^ point, ÚwÚ and -uWu choke :3 a >w< daw :3 withaw. You ^.^ have nyo >w< stomach, :33 signyiow. Fawe you :33 weww. -UwU Exit. -uWu Benye. Ha! 'Against my uWu wiww I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you come in ^-^ to ^-^ dinnyew.' -There's :3 a double meaning in ;;w;; that. OwO 'I took nyo ^-^ mowe x3 pains uWu fow x3 those -^w^ thanks than you took x3 pains ^-^ to :3 thank ;;w;; me.' ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to -ÚwÚ say, 'Any x3 pains UwU that I UwU take uWu fow you :3 is as :33 easy as uWu thanks.' >w< If I -^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU take ^-^ pity >_> of UwU hew, I x3 am :3 a villain; ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love UwU hew, I -x3 am :3 a Jew. I uWu wiww >w< go >_< get xDD hew >_< pictuwe. UwU Exit. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. -Leonato's x3 owchawd. - -x3 Entew :33 Hewo ÚwÚ and two UwU Gentwewomen, >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ and Uwsuwa. - -Hero. Good Margaret, run ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the parlour. -Thewe ^-^ shawt :3 thou find my cousin xDD Beatwice -:3 Pwoposing with OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio. -UwU Whispew xDD hew ear ÚwÚ and tell UwU hew, I ÚwÚ and ^w^ Uwswey -ÚwÚ Wawk in OwO the owchawd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw xDD whowe :3 discouwse -^-^ Is >w< aww >_> of :3 hew. Say UwU that :3 thou >_< uvwheawd'st >_< us; -And ;;w;; bid xDD hew >_< steaw OwO into OwO the >_> pweached xDD bowew, -:3 Whewe :3 honyeysuckwes, ripened uWu by OwO the >_> sun, -^-^ Fowbid OwO the >_< sun ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew--wike >_< favouwites, -^w^ Made >_> pwoud uWu by princes, UwU that ^.^ advance theiw uWu pwide -uWu Against UwU that power UwU that bwed it. Thewe uWu wiww ^.^ she hide xDD hew -ÚwÚ To listen ^-^ ouw propose. :3 This :3 is >w< thy :33 office. -Beaw ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww in ^.^ it ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO us awonye. ->_< Mawg. I'll ^-^ make xDD hew xDD come, I ;;w;; wawwant you, >_> pwesentwy. [Exit.] -Hero. Nyow, >_< Uwsuwa, when xDD Beatwice doth xDD come, -UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do trace :3 this ^-^ awwey OwO up ÚwÚ and down, -Our talk >w< must only >w< be >_> of x3 Benyedick. -When I ^-^ do name ^w^ him, let ^.^ it >w< be >w< thy part -ÚwÚ To UwU pwaise him ^-^ mowe than >w< evew man >_> did mewit. -UwU My talk ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >w< must >w< be how UwU Benyedick -^-^ Is uWu sick in love with Beatwice. x3 Of :3 this matter -^-^ Is wittwe :33 Cupid's crafty awwow made, -:33 That only wounds uWu by heawsay. - -ÚwÚ [Entew >_> Beatwice.] - -Nyow x3 begin; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe xDD Beatwice >_< wike :3 a lapwing runs -Close uWu by OwO the >w< gwound, ^-^ to hear ^-^ ouw ^w^ confewence. - -UwU [Beatwice hides in OwO the awbouw]. - ->_< Uws. The pweasant'st angling :3 is ^-^ to UwU see OwO the >_< fish -xDD Cut with xDD hew gowden >_< oaws OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew ^w^ stweam -And greedily devouw OwO the treacherous OwO bait. -^w^ So angwe ^-^ we uWu fow Beatrice, ^-^ who x3 even :3 nyow -^-^ Is ^-^ couched in OwO the >_> woodbinye cuvwtuwe. -OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot my part >_> of OwO the >_> diawogue. -Hero. ;;w;; Then >w< go ^-^ we ;;w;; nyeaw UwU hew, UwU that xDD hew ear wose nyothing -x3 Of OwO the false ^w^ sweet :33 bait UwU that ^-^ we uWu way uWu fow it. -^.^ [They xDD appwoach OwO the ;;w;; awbouw.] -No, truly, >_< Uwsuwa, ^.^ she :3 is xDD too :3 disdainfuw. -I xDD knyow xDD hew uWu spiwits awe as coy ÚwÚ and wiwd -UwU As ^w^ haggawds >_> of OwO the wock. ->_< Uws. But awe you ^w^ suwe -:33 That UwU Benyedick loves xDD Beatwice OwO so ^.^ entiwewy? -Hero. ^w^ So :33 says OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and my nyew-twothed :33 wowd. ->_< Uws. And >_> did uWu they ;;w;; bid you tell xDD hew >_> of it, OwO madam? -Hero. ^.^ They >_> did entweat me ^-^ to :3 acquaint xDD hew >_> of xDD it; -But I pewsuaded ;;w;; them, ^-^ if uWu they :33 wov'd Benedick, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish him wrestle with xDD affection -And never ^-^ to let xDD Beatwice xDD knyow >_> of it. ->_< Uws. UwU Why >_> did you so? ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ gentweman ->_> Desewve as x3 fuww, as >_> fowtunyate :3 a bed -UwU As >w< evew xDD Beatwice uWu shaww ^w^ couch xDD upon? -Hero. :3 O god >_> of ^w^ wuv! I xDD knyow ^.^ he doth deserve -UwU As >w< much as ^-^ may >w< be >w< yiewded ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ man: -But :3 Nyatuwe never x3 fwam'd :3 a :3 woman's OwO heawt -x3 Of prouder stuff than UwU that >_> of Beatwice. -UwU Disdain ÚwÚ and :33 scown ride sparkling in xDD hew >_> eyes, -uWu Mispwizing what uWu they ÚwÚ wook OwO on; ÚwÚ and xDD hew ÚwÚ wit -x3 Vawues itsewf OwO so highly UwU that ^-^ to xDD hew -^-^ Aww matter ewse uWu seems weak. She cannyot love, -Nyow UwU take nyo ^-^ shape :3 nyow :33 pwoject >_> of affection, -She :3 is OwO so ^.^ sewf-endeawed. ->_< Uws. >w< Suwe I ÚwÚ think >w< so; -And OwO thewefowe cewtainwy ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot good -She knew his love, west she'll ^-^ make uWu spowt at it. -Hero. ÚwÚ Why, you speak :33 twuth. I never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ saw man, -OwO How ÚwÚ wise, how noble, young, how ^-^ wawewy >w< featuw'd, -But ^.^ she would spell him backwawd. >w< If ^.^ faiw-fac'd, -She would uWu sweaw OwO the ^-^ gentweman shouwd >w< be xDD hew sistew; ->w< If :3 bwack, >_> why, uWu Nyatuwe, UwU dwawing >_> of OwO an ^w^ antic, -^w^ Made :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> bwot; ^-^ if tall, :3 a ;;w;; wance xDD iww-headed; ->w< If wow, OwO an xDD agate vewy vilely cut; ->w< If >_< speaking, >_> why, :3 a >w< vanye xDD bwown with >w< aww xDD winds; ->w< If silent, >_> why, :3 a bwock ÚwÚ muvd with none. -^w^ So ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ she every man OwO the :33 wwong >_> side >_< out -And never gives ^-^ to >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue UwU that -^w^ Which ^w^ simpwenyess ÚwÚ and merit :3 puwchaseth. ->_< Uws. Suwe, ;;w;; suwe, such carping :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 commendabwe. -Hero. No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be OwO so odd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >w< aww fashions, -UwU As xDD Beatwice ;;w;; is, cannyot >w< be x3 commendabwe. -But ^-^ who dare tell xDD hew so? >w< If I shouwd ÚwÚ speak, -She would xDD mock me OwO into air; :33 O, ^.^ she would waugh me -Out >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, press me ^-^ to death with :3 wit! -OwO Thewefowe let Benedick, >_< wike uWu cuvw'd fire, ->_< Consume away in ;;w;; sighs, ^.^ waste inwawdwy. -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a better death than die with mocks, -^w^ Which :3 is as OwO bad as die with ÚwÚ tickwing. ->_< Uws. >_> Yet tell xDD hew >_> of it. >w< Heaw what ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< say. -Hero. Nyo; wathew I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ to UwU Benyedick -And counsew him ^-^ to fight x3 against his ^w^ passion. -And truly, I'll devise >w< some >w< honyest swandews -ÚwÚ To :33 stain my cousin OwO with. >_< Onye doth ^.^ nyot xDD knyow -OwO How >w< much OwO an i-iww >_> wowd ^-^ may :3 empoison wiking. ->_< Uws. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ do >_> youw cousin such :3 a ÚwÚ wwong! -She cannyot >w< be OwO so >w< much ^-^ without OwO twue ÚwÚ judgment -x3 (Having OwO so swift ÚwÚ and excellent :3 a ÚwÚ wit -UwU As ^.^ she :3 is >_< pwiz'd ^-^ to ^.^ have) as ^-^ to ^w^ wefuse -^w^ So x3 wawe :3 a ^-^ gentweman as UwU Signyiow x3 Benyedick. -Hero. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the only man >_> of >_< Itawy, -Always excepted my dear Claudio. ->_< Uws. I pray you >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 angwy with uWu me, UwU madam, ->w< Speaking my fancy: UwU Signyiow Benedick, ->_< Fow ^w^ shape, uWu fow ^.^ beawing, ^.^ awgument, ÚwÚ and valour, ->_> Goes ÚwÚ fowemost in wepowt OwO thwough :3 Itawy. -Hero. :3 Indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an excellent good >w< nyame. ->_< Uws. His :33 excewwence >_> did x3 eawn ^.^ it ewe ^.^ he xDD had it. -When awe you xDD mawwied, OwO madam? -Hero. ÚwÚ Why, every :3 day ;;w;; to-mowwow! ^w^ Come, >w< go in. -I'll show ÚwÚ thee >w< some attires, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< thy counsew -^w^ Which :3 is OwO the :33 best ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish me >w< to-mowwow. -^.^ [They ÚwÚ wawk away.] ->_< Uws. x3 She's :3 wim'd, I ;;w;; wawwant xDD you! We ^.^ have >_> caught UwU hew, ÚwÚ madam. -Hero. >w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv so, then :33 woving :33 goes uWu by UwU haps; -uWu Some ;;w;; Cupid kiwws with ^.^ awwows, >w< some with x3 twaps. ->_< Exeunt [Hero ÚwÚ and :33 Uwsuwa]. - -UwU [Beatwice ^.^ advances ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; awbouw.] - -uWu Beat. What x3 fiwe :3 is in >_< minye ;;w;; eaws? ^w^ Can :3 this >w< be :3 twue? -Stand I :33 condemn'd uWu fow uWu pwide ÚwÚ and :33 scown OwO so much? -Contempt, faweweww! ÚwÚ and OwO maiden :33 pwide, ;;w;; adieu! -:3 Nyo >_> gwowy ;;w;; wives >_> behind OwO the xDD back >_> of xDD such. -And, Benedick, love OwO on; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ thee, -OwO Taming my wiwd OwO heawt ^-^ to >w< thy :33 woving hand. ->w< If :3 thou OwO dost love, my >_> kindnyess uWu shaww incite ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ To uWu bind ^-^ ouw loves OwO up in :3 a holy ^.^ band; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ othews uWu say :3 thou OwO dost deserve, ÚwÚ and I ->_< Bewieve ^.^ it better than OwO wepowtingwy. UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -OwO A :3 woom in Leonato's >_< house. - -x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ and :3 Weonyato. - -Pedwo. I ^-^ do uWu but stay ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw mawwiage >w< be :33 consummate, ÚwÚ and then >w< go -I towawd xDD Awwagon. ->_> Cwaud. I'll bwing you :33 thithew, my lord, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww OwO vouchsafe >_> me. -Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that would >w< be as gweat :3 a soiw in OwO the OwO nyew gloss >_> of >_> youw -mawwiage as ^-^ to show :3 a >w< chiwd his OwO nyew :3 coat ÚwÚ and fowbid him ^-^ to wear -it. I uWu wiww only >w< be bowd with UwU Benyedick uWu fow his xDD company; for, ^-^ fwom -OwO the :3 cwown >_> of his head ^-^ to OwO the >_> sowe >_> of his ^.^ foot, ^.^ he :3 is >w< aww xDD miwth. -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice ÚwÚ cut :33 Cupid's >_> bowstwing, ÚwÚ and OwO the wittwe -hangman dare ^.^ nyot >_> shoot at >_> him. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO heawt as :33 sound as :3 a -bell; ÚwÚ and his :33 tongue :3 is OwO the >w< cwappew, uWu fow what his OwO heawt thinks, -his :33 tongue ;;w;; speaks. -uWu Benye. xDD Gawwants, I x3 am ^.^ nyot as I ^.^ have ^.^ been. -UwU Weon. ^w^ So uWu say :3 I. x3 Methinks you awe >w< saddew. ->_> Cwaud. I >w< hope ^.^ he >w< be in wuv. -Pedwo. >w< Hang ^w^ him, truant! There's nyo OwO twue >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood in him ^-^ to >w< be -^.^ twuwy ^w^ touch'd with wuv. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be sad, ^.^ he ÚwÚ wants ^-^ monyey. -uWu Benye. I ^.^ have OwO the toothache. -Pedwo. Draw it. -uWu Benye. >w< Hang ^.^ it! ->_> Cwaud. You >w< must >_> hang ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and dwaw ^.^ it x3 aftewwawds. -Pedwo. ^-^ What? sigh uWu fow OwO the UwU toothache? -UwU Weon. :3 Whewe :3 is uWu but :3 a humouw ^w^ ow :3 a ;;w;; wowm. -uWu Benye. Weww, every ^-^ onye can ^w^ mastew :3 a >w< gwief uWu but ^.^ he UwU that >_> has it. ->_> Cwaud. >_> Yet uWu say I ^.^ he :3 is in wuv. -Pedwo. Thewe :3 is nyo ^.^ appeawance >_> of fancy in ^w^ him, unwess ^.^ it >w< be :3 a fancy -UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ to ÚwÚ stwange xDD disguises; as ^-^ to >w< be :3 a Dutchman UwU to-day, :3 a -uWu Fwenchman to-morrow; ^w^ ow in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of two >w< countwies at once, as -:3 a ^w^ Gewman ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> waist uWu downwawd, >w< aww OwO swops, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ Spanyiawd ^-^ fwom -OwO the hip xDD upwawd, nyo ^w^ doubwet. >_< Unwess ^.^ he ^.^ have :3 a fancy ^-^ to :3 this -foolery, as ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, ^.^ he :3 is nyo OwO foow uWu fow >w< fancy, as you -would ^.^ have ^.^ it :3 appeaw ^.^ he is. ->_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot in love with >w< some woman, there :3 is nyo bewieving -^.^ owd ^w^ signs. 'A brushes his ÚwÚ hat o' UwU mownyings. What shouwd UwU that uWu bode? -Pedwo. ;;w;; Hath ^-^ any man uWu seen him at OwO the :33 bawbew's? ->_> Cwaud. No, uWu but OwO the ^-^ bawbew's man ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu seen with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO the -^.^ owd >_> ownyament >_> of his ^-^ cheek ;;w;; hath already ^w^ stuff'd ^-^ tennyis ^-^ bawws. -UwU Weon. :3 Indeed ^.^ he looks ^.^ youngew than ^.^ he :33 did, uWu by OwO the woss >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ beawd. -Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU 'a >_> wubs ^-^ himsewf with >_< civet. ^w^ Can you smell him >_< out uWu by -ÚwÚ that? ->_> Cwaud. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, OwO the ^w^ sweet youth's in wuv. -Pedwo. The :3 gweatest ^-^ nyote >_> of ^.^ it :3 is his mewanchowy. ->_> Cwaud. And when ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU wont ^-^ to wash his face? -Pedwo. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow ^-^ to x3 paint >w< himsewf? uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which I hear what uWu they uWu say ->_> of >_> him. ->_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but his OwO jesting ^.^ spiwit, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 nyew-cwept OwO into :3 a -:33 wutestwing, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow guvwn'd uWu by stops. -Pedwo. :3 Indeed UwU that uWu tewws :3 a :33 heavy xDD tawe uWu fow >_> him. :3 Concwude, conclude, -^.^ he :3 is in wuv. ->_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but I xDD knyow ^-^ who loves >_> him. -Pedwo. :33 That would I xDD knyow ^w^ too. I x3 wawwant, ^-^ onye UwU that knows him not. ->_> Cwaud. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and his i-iww UwU conditions; ÚwÚ and in UwU despite >_> of aww, >_> dies uWu fow ->_> him. -Pedwo. She uWu shaww >w< be buwied with xDD hew ;;w;; face :3 upwawds. -uWu Benye. >_> Yet :3 is :3 this nyo chawm uWu fow OwO the toothache. Old UwU signyiow, ÚwÚ wawk -^w^ aside with >_> me. I ^.^ have ^.^ studied eight ^w^ ow :33 nyinye xDD wise uWu wowds ^-^ to speak -^-^ to you, ;;w;; which ^.^ these hobby-horses >w< must ^.^ nyot heaw. -[Exeunt UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Weonyato.] -Pedwo. >_< Fow my xDD wife, ^-^ to >_< bweak with him about uWu Beatwice! ->_> Cwaud. ^.^ 'Tis x3 even ÚwÚ so. :33 Hewo ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ^.^ have uWu by :3 this pwayed theiw -pawts with Beatrice, ÚwÚ and then OwO the two uWu beaws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bite ^-^ onye -another when uWu they ÚwÚ meet. - -x3 Entew uWu John OwO the OwO Bastawd. - -John. UwU My lord ÚwÚ and :33 bwothew, :3 God :33 save you. -Pedwo. Good den, brother. -John. >w< If >_> youw :3 weisuwe sewv'd, I would speak with you. -Pedwo. UwU In pwivate? -John. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease you. >_> Yet UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ may OwO heaw, uWu fow what I -would speak >_> of UwU concewns >_> him. -Pedwo. What's OwO the matter? -John. [to >w< Cwaudio] :3 Means >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >w< be married ;;w;; tomowwow? -Pedwo. You xDD knyow ^.^ he >w< does. -John. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU that, when ^.^ he knows what I know. ->_> Cwaud. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ any impediment, I pray you ÚwÚ discuvw it. -John. You ^-^ may ÚwÚ think I love you not. >_> Wet UwU that :3 appeaw hereafter, ÚwÚ and -^-^ aim better at me uWu by UwU that I :3 nyow uWu wiww xDD manyifest. >_< Fow my :33 bwothew, I -ÚwÚ think ^.^ he howds you ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and in ;;w;; deawnyess >_> of OwO heawt ;;w;; hath howp ^-^ to -:33 effect >_> youw >w< ensuing mawwiage--suwewy suit i-iww spent ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw -i-iww ^w^ bestowed! -Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -John. I came UwU hithew ^-^ to tell you, :3 and, UwU ciwcumstances xDD showt'nyed (for -^.^ she >_> has >_< been xDD too wong a-talking ;;w;; of), OwO the wady :3 is ^.^ diswoyaw. ->_> Cwaud. :3 Who? uWu Hewo? -John. >_< Even :33 she--Weonyato's ÚwÚ Hewo, >_> youw ÚwÚ Hewo, every ÚwÚ man's Hero. ->_> Cwaud. >_< Diswoyaw? -John. The >_> wowd :3 is xDD too good ^-^ to x3 paint >_< out xDD hew wickedness. I :33 couwd uWu say -^.^ she ;;w;; wewe xDD wowse; ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 a >_< wowse titwe, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww x3 fit xDD hew ^-^ to -it. uWu Wondew ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww further wawwant. uWu Go uWu but with me to-night, you -uWu shaww UwU see xDD hew ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window ^.^ ent'wed, x3 even OwO the night before xDD hew ->w< wedding day. >w< If you love xDD hew then, to-morrow wed :3 hew. But ^.^ it -would better x3 fit >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ to >_> change >_> youw mind. ->_> Cwaud. May :3 this >w< be so? -Pedwo. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think it. -John. >w< If you dare ^.^ nyot xDD twust UwU that you >_> see, x3 confess ^.^ nyot UwU that you -know. >w< If you uWu wiww follow uWu me, I uWu wiww show you enyough; ÚwÚ and when you -^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and heard :3 mowe, :33 pwoceed accordingly. ->_> Cwaud. >w< If I UwU see ^w^ anything ^.^ to-nyight x3 why I shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew -to-morrow, in OwO the congwegation xDD whewe I shouwd ^-^ wed, there uWu wiww I -ÚwÚ shame :3 hew. -Pedwo. And, as I >_< wooed uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< obtain UwU hew, I uWu wiww >_> join with -ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< disgwace :3 hew. -John. I uWu wiww x3 dispawage xDD hew nyo farther ÚwÚ tiww you awe my x3 witnyesses. -Beaw ^.^ it ;;w;; cowdwy uWu but ÚwÚ tiww UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ and let OwO the xDD issue show itself. -Pedwo. :3 O :3 day untowardly >w< tuwnyed! ->_> Cwaud. :3 O mischief stwangewy thwarting! -John. :3 O pwague ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww prevented! -^w^ So uWu wiww you uWu say when you ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the ^.^ Sequew. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -OwO A street. - -x3 Entew Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and his compartner x3 [Vewges], with OwO the ^-^ Watch. - -UwU Dog. uWu Awe you good x3 men ÚwÚ and :3 twue? -^w^ Vewg. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow ewse ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity uWu but uWu they shouwd suffer >_> sawvation, -ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ souw. -UwU Dog. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 a punishment xDD too good uWu fow them ^-^ if uWu they shouwd -^.^ have ^-^ any :33 awwegiance in ;;w;; them, being :3 chosen uWu fow OwO the Pwince's :3 watch. -^w^ Vewg. Weww, ^w^ give them theiw chawge, UwU nyeighbouw Dogberry. -UwU Dog. First, ^-^ who ÚwÚ think you OwO the UwU most desartless man ^-^ to >w< be x3 constabwe? -OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. :33 Hugh x3 Oatcake, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow xDD Geowge Seacoal; uWu fow uWu they can wwite -ÚwÚ and read. -UwU Dog. Come hithew, UwU nyeighbouw OwO Seacoaw. :3 God ;;w;; hath >_> bwess'd you with :3 a -good >w< nyame. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a :33 weww-favouwed man :3 is OwO the >_> gift >_> of OwO fowtunye, uWu but -^-^ to wwite ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead comes uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Both which, ^-^ Mastew uWu Constabwe-- -UwU Dog. You have. I knew ^.^ it would >w< be >_> youw >w< answew. Weww, uWu fow >_> youw ->_< favouw, ;;w;; siw, >_> why, ^w^ give :3 God ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and ^-^ make nyo boast >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and -uWu fow >_> youw :33 wwiting ÚwÚ and reading, let UwU that :3 appeaw when there :3 is nyo -:3 nyeed >_> of such xDD vanyity. You awe ^w^ thought here ^-^ to >w< be OwO the UwU most -ÚwÚ sensewess ÚwÚ and x3 fit man uWu fow OwO the ^w^ constabwe >_> of OwO the :3 watch. OwO Thewefowe -bear you OwO the xDD wanthown. :3 This :3 is >_> youw charge: you uWu shaww ^-^ compwehend ->w< aww vagrom ^w^ men; you awe ^-^ to ;;w;; bid ^-^ any man ^.^ stand, in OwO the Pwince's ->w< nyame. -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. OwO How ^-^ if UwU 'a uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stand? -UwU Dog. UwU Why then, UwU take nyo ^-^ nyote >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but let him ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesentwy -caww OwO the west >_> of OwO the watch >_> togethew ÚwÚ and :3 thank :3 God you awe x3 wid >_> of +Pedwo. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ he do; fow x3 the x3 man xDD doth feaw :33 God, howsoever >w< it +;;w;; seems nyot uWu in ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 some large jests ^.^ he xDD wiww >_> make. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am +sowwy fow x3 youw niece. Shall ^.^ we OwO go >_> seek Benyedick ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him of +her love? +>_< Cwaud. xDD Nyevew tell :3 him, x3 my OwO wowd. Let her ^-^ weaw >w< it x3 out with ÚwÚ good +:3 counsew. +Leon. Nyay, ^w^ that's impossibwe; ^.^ she OwO may ^-^ weaw her >_< heawt x3 out fiwst. +Pedwo. xDD Weww, ^.^ we xDD wiww hear further of >w< it ^.^ by x3 youw >w< daughtew. Let >w< it +:3 coow x3 the >_> whiwe. UwU I wuv Benyedick weww, ÚwÚ and UwU I couwd ÚwÚ wish ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd +modestwy >_> examinye >_< himsewf to >_> see >w< how much ^.^ he >_> is >_< unwowthy UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a +>_> wady. +Leon. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD wiww xDD you xDD .wawk? >_< Dinnyew >_> is weady. +^w^ [They UwU wawk UwU away.] +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> dote on her ;;w;; upon uWu this, UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew :33 twust x3 my +;;w;; expectation. +Pedwo. Let there be x3 the same ^w^ nyet ;;w;; spwead fow hew, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^w^ must x3 youw +daughter ÚwÚ and her gentlewomen :33 cawwy. uWu The spowt xDD wiww be, when ;;w;; they +howd one >w< an opinyion of another's dotage, ÚwÚ and nyo xDD such :3 mattew. +>w< That's x3 the scene :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd see, which xDD wiww be mewewy :3 a UwU dumb +show. Let >_> us >_> send her to caww ^.^ him uWu in to uWu dinnyew. +Exeunt :3 [Don >w< Pedwo, Claudio, ÚwÚ and uWu Weonyato]. + +OwO [Benyedick ^w^ advances from x3 the ÚwÚ awbouw.] + +Bene. This ^.^ can be nyo ^.^ twick. uWu The conference UwU was sadwy bownye; ;;w;; they +uWu have x3 the uWu twuth of ÚwÚ this from :33 Hewo; ;;w;; they xDD seem to pity x3 the >_> wady. +^.^ It ;;w;; seems her affections uWu have uWu theiw full ;;w;; bent. Wuv me? Why, >w< it +^w^ must be UwU wequited. UwU I hear >w< how UwU I ^w^ am UwU censuw'd. ^-^ They >_> say UwU I xDD wiww UwU beaw +mysewf x3 pwoudwy >_> if UwU I >_> pewceive x3 the wuv come from her. ^-^ They >_> say ^w^ too +:3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww rather ^-^ die than UwU give xDD any xDD sign of OwO affection. UwU I uWu did +>_< nyevew think to marry. UwU I ^w^ must nyot xDD seem :3 pwoud. Happy OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that +hear uWu theiw detractions ÚwÚ and ^.^ can put them to >_> mending. ^-^ They >_> say x3 the +uWu wady >_> is >_< faiw--'tis :3 a truth, UwU I ^.^ can UwU beaw them ^w^ witnyess; ÚwÚ and virtuous +^-^ --'tis >_> so, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wepwuv uWu it; ÚwÚ and >_< wise, >_> but fow >w< woving >w< me--by +x3 my troth, >w< it >_> is nyo >w< addition to her ^w^ wit, nor nyo great :33 awgument of +her >_> fowwy, fow UwU I xDD wiww be >w< howwibwy uWu in wuv with her. UwU I OwO may chance +uWu have x3 some >w< odd ^.^ quiwks ÚwÚ and ^-^ wemnyants of wit xDD bwoken on ;;w;; me uWu because UwU I +uWu have uWu waiwed UwU so ^-^ wong OwO against marriage. OwO But xDD doth nyot x3 the xDD appetite +>_> awtews? ^-^ A x3 man loves x3 the :3 meat uWu in :33 his :33 youth :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe +uWu in :33 his age. Shall uWu quips ÚwÚ and UwU sentences ÚwÚ and these paper x3 buwwets of +x3 the :3 bwain OwO awe :3 a x3 man from x3 the caweew of :33 his humouw? :3 Nyo, x3 the wowwd +^w^ must be peopwed. x3 When UwU I uWu said UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^-^ die :3 a ^.^ bachewow, UwU I uWu did nyot +think UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ wive >w< tiww UwU I :3 wewe mawwied. + +Entew >_> Beatwice. + +:3 Hewe x3 comes >_> Beatwice. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, ^w^ she's :3 a >w< faiw :33 wady! UwU I UwU do ^w^ spy +x3 some >w< mawks of wuv uWu in her. +Beat. ^w^ Against x3 my xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ am sent to bid >_> You come uWu in to uWu dinnyew. +Bene. Faiw xDD Beatwice, UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw OwO pains. +Beat. UwU I >_> took nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ pains fow UwU those thanks than xDD you OwO take ^w^ pains to +>_> thank x3 me. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD had :33 been painfuw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have x3 come. +Bene. >_> You OwO take :3 pweasuwe xDD then uWu in x3 the :3 message? +Beat. Yea, >w< just UwU so much >_< as xDD you OwO may OwO take ;;w;; upon :3 a >_> knyives UwU point, ÚwÚ and +>_< choke :3 a xDD daw uWu withaw. >_> You uWu have nyo ^w^ stomach, ;;w;; signyiow. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +ÚwÚ Exit. +Bene. uWu Ha! 'Against x3 my xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ am sent to bid xDD you come uWu in to :33 dinnyew.' +>_> Thewe's :3 a :3 doubwe meaning uWu in x3 that. ÚwÚ 'I >_> took nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ pains fow UwU those +thanks than xDD you >_> took ^w^ pains to >_> thank xDD me.' >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to +say, x3 'Any ^w^ pains :3 that UwU I OwO take fow xDD you >_> is >_< as ^w^ easy >_< as >_> thanks.' ;;w;; If UwU I +UwU do nyot OwO take pity of hew, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a villain; >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot wuv hew, UwU I +^w^ am :3 a ^w^ Jew. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go get her x3 pictuwe. 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Scene ^.^ I. +Weonyato's ^-^ owchawd. + +Entew ^.^ Hewo ÚwÚ and >w< two OwO Gentwewomen, Margaret ÚwÚ and Ursula. + +:3 Hewo. ^-^ Good Margaret, >w< wun uWu thee to x3 the ;;w;; pawwouw. +>_> Thewe shalt xDD thou find x3 my xDD cousin ^.^ Beatwice +ÚwÚ Pwoposing with x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. +ÚwÚ Whispew her ear ÚwÚ and tell hew, UwU I ÚwÚ and Ursley +>_< Wawk uWu in x3 the >_> owchawd, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw whole uWu discouwse +Is aww of her. x3 Say :3 that xDD thou uvwheawd'st us; +xDD And bid her ^.^ steaw x3 into x3 the UwU pweached ÚwÚ bowew, +Whewe ^w^ honyeysuckwes, >w< wipenyed ^.^ by x3 the sun, +x3 Fowbid x3 the sun to enter--like xDD favouwites, +Made OwO pwoud ^.^ by >_< pwinces, :3 that advance uWu theiw >_< pwide +^w^ Against :3 that powew :3 that bwed :3 it. >_> Thewe xDD wiww ^.^ she hide her +;;w;; To xDD wisten UwU ouw propose. This >_> is >w< thy ^w^ office. +ÚwÚ Beaw uWu thee weww uWu in >w< it ÚwÚ and OwO weave >_> us >_< awonye. +:3 Mawg. I'll >_< make her come, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, presently. ^-^ [Exit.] +:3 Hewo. >_> Nyow, Uwsuwa, when ^.^ Beatwice xDD doth come, +;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU do trace ÚwÚ this ^-^ awwey x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, +Our tawk ^w^ must >w< onwy be of Benedick. +x3 When UwU I UwU do xDD nyame :3 him, wet >w< it be >w< thy ÚwÚ pawt +;;w;; To praise ^.^ him ^.^ mowe than OwO evew x3 man uWu did x3 mewit. +OwO My tawk to uWu thee ^w^ must be >w< how Benyedick +Is >w< sick uWu in wuv with >_> Beatwice. Of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew +Is xDD wittwe uWu Cupid's ^-^ cwafty arrow made, +:33 That >w< onwy wounds ^.^ by :33 heawsay. + +[Entew ^-^ Beatwice.] + +Now begin; +For wook :3 whewe ^.^ Beatwice ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ wapwing wuns +:33 Cwose ^.^ by x3 the ground, to hear UwU ouw conference. + +[Beatrice OwO hides uWu in x3 the awbouw]. + +Urs. uWu The pleasant'st UwU angwing >_> is to >_> see x3 the :33 fish +Cut with her golden oars x3 the :33 siwvew stweam +xDD And ^w^ gweediwy devour x3 the treacherous ;;w;; bait. +^w^ So :3 angwe ^.^ we fow xDD Beatwice, who even nyow +Is couched uWu in x3 the :33 woodbinye uWu cuvwtuwe. +Fear xDD you nyot x3 my ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the ^-^ diawogue. +:3 Hewo. UwU Then OwO go ^.^ we nyeaw hew, :3 that her ear wose >_< nyothing +Of x3 the UwU fawse x3 sweet x3 bait :3 that ^.^ we uWu way fow :3 it. +^w^ [They appwoach x3 the ÚwÚ awbouw.] +:3 Nyo, OwO twuwy, Uwsuwa, ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ disdainfuw. +UwU I ^.^ knyow her ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe >_< as ^-^ coy ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd +;;w;; As UwU haggawds of x3 the ^-^ wock. +Urs. OwO But OwO awe xDD you >_< suwe +:33 That Benyedick loves ^.^ Beatwice UwU so >_> entiwewy? +:3 Hewo. ^w^ So ;;w;; says x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and x3 my nyew-twothed OwO wowd. +Urs. xDD And uWu did ;;w;; they bid xDD you tell her of :33 it, :33 madam? +:3 Hewo. ^-^ They uWu did entweat ;;w;; me to >w< acquaint her of uWu it; +OwO But UwU I >w< pewsuaded ÚwÚ them, >_> if ;;w;; they :3 wov'd Benedick, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him wrestle with :3 affection +xDD And >_< nyevew to wet ^.^ Beatwice ^.^ knyow of :3 it. +Urs. Why uWu did xDD you so? ^-^ Doth nyot x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman +Deserve >_< as >_> fuww, >_< as ;;w;; fowtunyate :3 a x3 bed +;;w;; As OwO evew ^.^ Beatwice UwU shaww UwU couch >_> upon? +:3 Hewo. x3 O god of love! UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he xDD doth OwO desewve +;;w;; As much >_< as OwO may be yiewded to :3 a ^w^ man: +OwO But ÚwÚ Nyatuwe >_< nyevew >w< fwam'd :3 a xDD woman's >_< heawt +Of >_> pwoudew ^w^ stuff than :3 that of >_> Beatwice. +:3 Disdain ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown uWu wide :33 spawkwing uWu in her ^w^ eyes, +xDD Mispwizing >_> what ;;w;; they wook xDD on; ÚwÚ and her wit +Vawues itsewf UwU so ;;w;; highwy :3 that to her +All ;;w;; mattew >_> ewse ;;w;; seems ^.^ weak. :33 She ;;w;; cannyot xDD wuv, +x3 Nyow OwO take nyo xDD shape nor UwU pwoject of :33 affection, +:33 She >_> is UwU so ^w^ sewf-endeawed. +Urs. Sure UwU I think so; +xDD And >_< thewefowe :3 cewtainwy >w< it :3 wewe nyot ÚwÚ good +:33 She UwU knyew :33 his xDD wuv, xDD west ^.^ she'ww >_< make spowt uWu at :3 it. +:3 Hewo. Why, xDD you speak truth. UwU I >_< nyevew yet saw ^w^ man, +How >_< wise, >w< how noble, >_> young, >w< how ÚwÚ wawewy ^w^ featuw'd, +OwO But ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd speww ^.^ him backwawd. ;;w;; If fair-fac'd, +:33 She ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman >_> shouwd be her x3 sistew; +;;w;; If black, >w< why, OwO Nyatuwe, :3 dwawing of >w< an ;;w;; antic, +Made :3 a fouw bwot; >_> if uWu taww, :3 a lance ill-headed; +;;w;; If low, >w< an OwO agate xDD vewy uWu viwewy cut; +;;w;; If ^-^ speaking, >w< why, :3 a vanye >_> bwown with aww winds; +;;w;; If siwent, >w< why, :3 a >_< bwock ^-^ muvd with none. +^w^ So tuwns ^.^ she every x3 man x3 the wrong x3 side x3 out +xDD And >_< nyevew ;;w;; gives to uWu twuth ÚwÚ and viwtue :3 that +>_< Which simpwenyess ÚwÚ and merit ^w^ puwchaseth. +Urs. Sure, x3 suwe, xDD such >_< cawping >_> is nyot commendabwe. +:3 Hewo. :3 Nyo, nyot to be UwU so :3 odd, ÚwÚ and from aww :33 fashions, +;;w;; As ^.^ Beatwice ;;w;; is, ;;w;; cannyot be commendabwe. +OwO But who dawe tell her so? ;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd :3 speak, +:33 She ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me x3 into air; >_< O, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd laugh ;;w;; me +UwU Out of myself, x3 pwess ;;w;; me to :33 death with wit! +Therefore wet Benedick, ^.^ wike cover'd ^w^ fiwe, +Consume OwO away uWu in xDD sighs, uWu waste inwardly. +^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a xDD bettew :33 death than ^-^ die with OwO mocks, +>_< Which >_> is >_< as :33 bad >_< as ^-^ die with :33 tickwing. +Urs. ÚwÚ Yet tell her of :3 it. >w< Heaw >_> what ^.^ she xDD wiww :3 say. +:3 Hewo. No; rather UwU I xDD wiww OwO go to Benyedick +xDD And counsel ^.^ him to >w< fight OwO against :33 his ^w^ passion. +xDD And OwO twuwy, I'll >w< devise x3 some xDD honyest UwU swandews +;;w;; To stain x3 my xDD cousin with. x3 Onye xDD doth nyot ^.^ knyow +How much >w< an :33 iww ;;w;; wowd OwO may UwU empoison x3 wiking. +Urs. >_< O, UwU do nyot UwU do x3 youw xDD cousin xDD such :3 a UwU wwong! +:33 She ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so much ^-^ without true ^w^ judgment +OwO (Having UwU so UwU swift ÚwÚ and :3 excewwent :3 a wit +;;w;; As ^.^ she >_> is x3 pwiz'd to ^w^ have) >_< as to refuse +^w^ So OwO wawe :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >_< as :33 Signyiow Benedick. +:3 Hewo. >w< He >_> is x3 the >w< onwy x3 man of Italy, +Always :33 excepted x3 my uWu deaw ^-^ Cwaudio. +Urs. UwU I pray xDD you be nyot angry with uWu me, UwU madam, +>_> Speaking x3 my fancy: :33 Signyiow Benedick, +For UwU shape, fow beawing, :33 awgument, ÚwÚ and uWu vawouw, +x3 Goes ÚwÚ fowemost uWu in wepowt ^w^ thwough Italy. +:3 Hewo. :33 Indeed ^.^ he hath >w< an :3 excewwent ÚwÚ good nyame. +Urs. ÚwÚ His excewwence uWu did eawn >w< it ere ^.^ he xDD had :3 it. +x3 When OwO awe xDD you >w< mawwied, :33 madam? +:3 Hewo. Why, every day ^.^ to-mowwow! ^.^ Come, OwO go ^.^ in. +I'll x3 show uWu thee x3 some UwU attiwes, ÚwÚ and uWu have >w< thy counsel +>_< Which >_> is x3 the best to furnish ;;w;; me ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +^w^ [They UwU wawk UwU away.] +Urs. >_> She's xDD wim'd, UwU I :33 wawwant you! We uWu have caught hew, UwU madam. +:3 Hewo. ;;w;; If >w< it ^-^ pwuv >_> so, xDD then >w< woving xDD goes ^.^ by haps; +;;w;; Some x3 Cupid :33 kiwws with awwows, x3 some with >w< twaps. +Exeunt [Hero ÚwÚ and >_> Uwsuwa]. + +[Beatrice ^w^ advances from x3 the ÚwÚ awbouw.] + +Beat. >_> What fire >_> is uWu in >_< minye ears? UwU Can ÚwÚ this be twue? +;;w;; Stand UwU I condemn'd fow >_< pwide ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown UwU so much? +^w^ Contempt, farewell! ÚwÚ and >_< maiden pride, ^w^ adieu! +No :3 gwowy ;;w;; wives x3 behind x3 the back of xDD such. +^.^ And, Benedick, wuv xDD on; UwU I xDD wiww :3 wequite ÚwÚ thee, +uWu Taming x3 my >w< wiwd >_< heawt to >w< thy >w< woving >w< hand. +;;w;; If xDD thou dost xDD wuv, x3 my OwO kindnyess UwU shaww incite uWu thee +;;w;; To bind UwU ouw loves x3 up uWu in :3 a >w< howy >_> band; +For ;;w;; othews >_> say xDD thou dost >w< desewve, ÚwÚ and UwU I +:3 Bewieve >w< it xDD bettew than wepowtingwy. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +^-^ A >_> woom uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, Claudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ and :33 Weonyato. + +Pedwo. UwU I UwU do >_> but xDD stay >w< tiww x3 youw ^.^ mawwiage be uWu consummate, ÚwÚ and xDD then OwO go +UwU I toward Arragon. +>_< Cwaud. I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you thithew, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if you'ww x3 vouchsafe x3 me. +Pedwo. Nyay, :3 that ^.^ wouwd be >_< as great :3 a UwU soiw uWu in x3 the x3 nyew gloss of x3 youw +^.^ mawwiage >_< as to x3 show :3 a chiwd :33 his x3 nyew >_> coat ÚwÚ and UwU fowbid ^.^ him to ^-^ weaw +:3 it. UwU I xDD wiww >w< onwy be bold with Benyedick fow :33 his company; for, from +x3 the >_< cwown of :33 his >_> head to x3 the sole of :33 his xDD foot, ^.^ he >_> is aww mirth. +>w< He hath twice ow thrice :3 cut uWu Cupid's uWu bowstwing, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD wittwe +;;w;; hangman dawe nyot >w< shoot uWu at ^.^ him. >w< He hath :3 a >_< heawt >_< as >_> sound >_< as :3 a +uWu beww; ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> tongue >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ cwappew, fow >_> what :33 his >_< heawt thinks, +:33 his >_> tongue speaks. +Bene. OwO Gawwants, UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_< as UwU I uWu have been. +Leon. ^w^ So >_> say ^.^ I. Methinks xDD you OwO awe >_> saddew. +>_< Cwaud. UwU I UwU hope ^.^ he be uWu in love. +Pedwo. Hang :3 him, ^.^ twuant! >_> Thewe's nyo true >_< dwop of :3 bwood uWu in ^.^ him to be +:33 twuwy touch'd with love. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be :3 sad, ^.^ he wants money. +Bene. UwU I uWu have x3 the x3 toothache. +Pedwo. Draw :3 it. +Bene. Hang :3 it! +>_< Cwaud. >_> You ^w^ must ^w^ hang >w< it xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and dwaw >w< it uWu aftewwawds. +Pedwo. What? x3 sigh fow x3 the x3 toothache? +Leon. Whewe >_> is >_> but :3 a humouw ow :3 a ÚwÚ wowm. +Bene. xDD Weww, every one ^.^ can >_< mastew :3 a grief >_> but ^.^ he :3 that >_> has :3 it. +>_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Yet >_> say UwU I ^.^ he >_> is uWu in love. +Pedwo. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo xDD appeawance of ^w^ fancy uWu in :3 him, ^w^ unwess >w< it be :3 a ^w^ fancy +:3 that ^.^ he hath to ;;w;; stwange ^.^ disguises; >_< as to be :3 a >w< Dutchman uWu to-day, :3 a +OwO Fwenchman to-morrow; ow uWu in x3 the xDD shape of >w< two countwies uWu at ^w^ once, >_< as +:3 a >_< Gewman from x3 the x3 waist downward, aww >_< swops, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 Spanyiawd from +x3 the hip upward, nyo doublet. OwO Unwess ^.^ he uWu have :3 a ^w^ fancy to ÚwÚ this +foowewy, >_< as >w< it >_> appeaws ^.^ he :33 hath, ^.^ he >_> is nyo >w< foow fow >_> fancy, >_< as xDD you +^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< it appeaw ^.^ he >w< is. +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be nyot uWu in wuv with x3 some ^w^ woman, there >_> is nyo believing +;;w;; owd signs. >_> 'A brushes :33 his ^w^ hat ^.^ o' x3 mownyings. >_> What >_> shouwd :3 that :33 bode? +Pedwo. >_< Hath xDD any x3 man :3 seen ^.^ him uWu at x3 the ^-^ bawbew's? +>_< Cwaud. :3 Nyo, >_> but x3 the bawbew's x3 man hath :33 been :3 seen with :3 him, ÚwÚ and x3 the +;;w;; owd ^w^ ownyament of :33 his >_< cheek hath xDD awweady UwU stuff'd tennyis OwO bawws. +Leon. :33 Indeed ^.^ he :33 wooks :3 youngew than ^.^ he ^-^ did, ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ woss of :3 a :3 beawd. +Pedwo. Nyay, xDD 'a :33 wubs >_< himsewf with UwU civet. UwU Can xDD you smell ^.^ him x3 out ^.^ by +^-^ that? +>_< Cwaud. >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to say, x3 the x3 sweet :3 youth's uWu in love. +Pedwo. uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest ^-^ nyote of >w< it >_> is :33 his :3 mewanchowy. +>_< Cwaud. xDD And when UwU was ^.^ he UwU wont to >_< wash :33 his ^.^ face? +Pedwo. Yea, ow to OwO paint :33 himsewf? fow x3 the which UwU I hear >_> what ;;w;; they >_> say +of ^.^ him. +>_< Cwaud. Nyay, >_> but :33 his :3 jesting ^-^ spiwit, which >_> is OwO nyew-cwept x3 into :3 a +lutestring, ÚwÚ and nyow guvwn'd ^.^ by stops. +Pedwo. :33 Indeed :3 that uWu tewws :3 a x3 heavy xDD tawe fow ^.^ him. >_> Concwude, ^w^ concwude, +^.^ he >_> is uWu in love. +>_< Cwaud. Nyay, >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow who loves ^.^ him. +Pedwo. :33 That ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU too. UwU I warrant, one :3 that xDD knyows ^.^ him not. +>_< Cwaud. Yes, ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 iww :3 conditions; ÚwÚ and uWu in ;;w;; despite of all, dies fow +^.^ him. +Pedwo. :33 She UwU shaww be buried with her OwO face xDD upwawds. +Bene. ÚwÚ Yet >_> is ÚwÚ this nyo >_> chawm fow x3 the x3 toothache. ^-^ Owd signior, UwU wawk +:3 aside with x3 me. UwU I uWu have xDD studied eight ow >w< nyinye uWu wise wowds to speak +to UwU you, which these hobby-howses ^w^ must nyot heaw. +UwU [Exeunt Benyedick ÚwÚ and ^.^ Weonyato.] +Pedwo. For x3 my :3 wife, to bweak with ^.^ him about >_< Beatwice! +>_< Cwaud. 'Tis even :3 so. ^.^ Hewo ÚwÚ and Margaret uWu have ^.^ by ÚwÚ this OwO pwayed uWu theiw +parts with xDD Beatwice, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the >w< two bears xDD wiww nyot ^-^ bite one +anyothew when ;;w;; they ^.^ meet. + +Entew John x3 the >_> Bastawd. + +OwO John. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and brother, ^w^ God :3 save OwO you. +Pedwo. ^-^ Good ^.^ den, ^-^ bwothew. +OwO John. ;;w;; If x3 youw leisure sewv'd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. +Pedwo. ^w^ In private? +OwO John. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease OwO you. ÚwÚ Yet xDD Count OwO Cwaudio OwO may heaw, fow >_> what UwU I +^.^ wouwd speak of uWu concewns ^.^ him. +Pedwo. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +OwO John. >_> [to :3 Cwaudio] >_> Means x3 youw OwO wowdship to be mawwied tomowwow? +Pedwo. >_> You ^.^ knyow ^.^ he does. +OwO John. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 that, when ^.^ he xDD knyows >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If there be xDD any OwO impediment, UwU I pray xDD you OwO discuvw :3 it. +OwO John. >_> You OwO may think UwU I wuv xDD you not. Let :3 that appeaw heweaftew, ÚwÚ and +aim xDD bettew uWu at ;;w;; me ^.^ by :3 that UwU I nyow xDD wiww ^w^ manyifest. For x3 my brother, UwU I +think ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds xDD you weww ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU deawnyess of >_< heawt hath holp to +^w^ effect x3 youw ;;w;; ensuing xDD mawwiage--suwewy >_> suit :33 iww xDD spent ÚwÚ and labour +:33 iww xDD bestowed! +Pedwo. Why, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +OwO John. UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew to tell UwU you, x3 and, >_> ciwcumstances x3 showt'nyed (fow +^.^ she >_> has :33 been ^w^ too ^-^ wong a-talking ÚwÚ of), x3 the uWu wady >_> is ^.^ diswoyaw. +>_< Cwaud. uWu Who? Hero? +OwO John. Even she--Weonyato's Hero, x3 youw Hero, every :33 man's :3 Hewo. +>_< Cwaud. ^w^ Diswoyaw? +OwO John. uWu The ;;w;; wowd >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ good to OwO paint x3 out her ^w^ wickednyess. UwU I couwd >_> say +^.^ she :3 wewe ÚwÚ wowse; think xDD you of :3 a xDD wowse :3 titwe, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fit her to +:3 it. >w< Wondew nyot >w< tiww further ;;w;; wawwant. Go >_> but with ;;w;; me OwO to-nyight, xDD you +UwU shaww >_> see her x3 chambew window ent'wed, even x3 the >w< nyight >w< befowe her +ÚwÚ wedding x3 day. ;;w;; If xDD you wuv her >w< then, to-mowwow x3 wed her. OwO But >w< it +^.^ wouwd xDD bettew ;;w;; fit x3 youw honour to change x3 youw :33 mind. +>_< Cwaud. ^-^ May ÚwÚ this be so? +Pedwo. UwU I xDD wiww nyot think :3 it. +OwO John. ;;w;; If xDD you dawe nyot :33 twust :3 that xDD you see, x3 confess nyot :3 that xDD you +:33 knyow. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww x3 show xDD you >_< enyough; ÚwÚ and when xDD you +uWu have :3 seen ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and heard >_> mowe, proceed :3 accowdingwy. +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> see ;;w;; anything ^.^ to-nyight >w< why UwU I >_> shouwd nyot marry her +^.^ to-mowwow, uWu in x3 the congwegation :3 whewe UwU I >_> shouwd ;;w;; wed, there xDD wiww UwU I +^-^ shame her. +Pedwo. ^.^ And, >_< as UwU I :3 wooed fow uWu thee to UwU obtain hew, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ join with +uWu thee to xDD disgwace her. +OwO John. UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ dispawage her nyo ^-^ fawthew >w< tiww xDD you OwO awe x3 my ÚwÚ witnyesses. +ÚwÚ Beaw >w< it coldly >_> but >w< tiww midnight, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the x3 issue x3 show itself. +Pedwo. x3 O day untowawdwy turned! +>_< Cwaud. x3 O ^-^ mischief OwO stwangewy thwawting! +OwO John. x3 O pwague >w< wight weww :3 pwevented! +^w^ So xDD wiww xDD you >_> say when xDD you uWu have :3 seen x3 the Sequel. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +^-^ A :33 stweet. + +Entew :3 Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and :33 his compawtnyew [Verges], with x3 the ÚwÚ Watch. + +^w^ Dog. ^w^ Awe xDD you ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and twue? +>_> Vewg. Yea, ow >_> ewse >w< it :3 wewe pity >_> but ;;w;; they >_> shouwd suffew sawvation, +>w< body ÚwÚ and ^-^ souw. +^w^ Dog. Nyay, :3 that :3 wewe :3 a UwU punyishment ^w^ too ÚwÚ good fow them >_> if ;;w;; they >_> shouwd +uWu have xDD any OwO awwegiance uWu in ÚwÚ them, ^.^ being OwO chosen fow x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's :33 watch. +>_> Vewg. xDD Weww, UwU give them uWu theiw charge, OwO nyeighbouw ^w^ Dogbewwy. +^w^ Dog. ^.^ Fiwst, who think xDD you x3 the UwU most desawtwess x3 man to be constabwe? +:3 1. ÚwÚ Watch. ^.^ Hugh >_< Oatcake, ^w^ siw, ow ^w^ Geowge Seacoal; fow ;;w;; they ^.^ can >w< wwite +ÚwÚ and wead. +^w^ Dog. :3 Come hithew, OwO nyeighbouw Seacoaw. ^w^ God hath uWu bwess'd xDD you with :3 a +ÚwÚ good nyame. ;;w;; To be :3 a ^-^ weww-favouwed x3 man >_> is x3 the ^w^ gift of fowtunye, >_> but +to >w< wwite ÚwÚ and ^w^ wead x3 comes ^.^ by :33 nyatuwe. +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. UwU Both ^w^ which, >_< Mastew ^w^ Constabwe-- +^w^ Dog. >_> You :3 have. UwU I UwU knyew >w< it ^.^ wouwd be x3 youw answer. xDD Weww, fow x3 youw +favour, ^w^ siw, >w< why, UwU give ^w^ God thanks ÚwÚ and >_< make nyo boast of uWu it; ÚwÚ and +fow x3 youw wwiting ÚwÚ and ^-^ weading, wet :3 that appeaw when there >_> is nyo +>_< nyeed of xDD such ^-^ vanyity. >_> You OwO awe xDD thought OwO hewe to be x3 the UwU most +senseless ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fit x3 man fow x3 the ÚwÚ constabwe of x3 the :33 watch. Therefore +UwU beaw xDD you x3 the lanthorn. This >_> is x3 youw >_< chawge: xDD you UwU shaww comprehend +aww vagwom ÚwÚ men; xDD you OwO awe to bid xDD any x3 man x3 stand, uWu in x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's +nyame. +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. How >_> if xDD 'a xDD wiww nyot stand? +^w^ Dog. Why >w< then, OwO take nyo ^-^ nyote of :3 him, >_> but wet ^.^ him x3 go, ÚwÚ and presently +caww x3 the xDD west of x3 the ;;w;; watch togethew ÚwÚ and >_> thank ^w^ God xDD you OwO awe x3 wid of :3 a knave. -^w^ Vewg. >w< If ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand when ^.^ he :3 is >_< bidden, ^.^ he :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of OwO the -Pwince's ^.^ subjects. -UwU Dog. ÚwÚ Twue, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe ^-^ to meddle with UwU nyonye uWu but OwO the Pwince's -^.^ subjects. You uWu shaww ÚwÚ awso ^-^ make nyo ^w^ nyoise in OwO the stweets; uWu fow uWu fow -OwO the watch ^-^ to OwO babbwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ to talk :3 is UwU most :3 towewabwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be +>_> Vewg. ;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot stand when ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ bidden, ^.^ he >_> is >_< nyonye of x3 the +;;w;; Pwince's xDD subjects. +^w^ Dog. >_< Twue, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe to UwU meddwe with >_< nyonye >_> but x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's +xDD subjects. >_> You UwU shaww awso >_< make nyo noise uWu in x3 the streets; fow fow +x3 the ;;w;; watch to babbwe ÚwÚ and to tawk >_> is UwU most tolerable, ÚwÚ and nyot to be endured. -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. We uWu wiww wathew ;;w;; sweep than ^.^ tawk. We xDD knyow what ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to -:3 a :3 watch. -UwU Dog. ÚwÚ Why, you speak >_< wike OwO an ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> quiet ^-^ watchman, uWu fow I -cannyot UwU see how sweeping shouwd ^.^ offend. >_> Onwy ^.^ have :3 a cawe UwU that >_> youw -^.^ biwws >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU stow'n. Weww, you awe ^-^ to caww at >w< aww OwO the awehouses -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid x3 those UwU that awe dwunk >_< get them ^-^ to bed. -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. OwO How ^-^ if uWu they uWu wiww not? -UwU Dog. UwU Why then, let them :3 awonye ÚwÚ tiww uWu they awe ^w^ sobew. >w< If uWu they ^-^ make you -^.^ nyot then OwO the better ^-^ answew, You ^-^ may uWu say uWu they awe ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 men you -took them OwO fow. -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Weww, sir. -UwU Dog. >w< If you ^.^ meet :3 a xDD thief, you ^-^ may :3 suspect ^w^ him, uWu by :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw ->_> office, ^-^ to >w< be nyo OwO twue >w< man; ÚwÚ and uWu fow such >w< kind >_> of ^-^ men, OwO the less you -meddle ^w^ ow ^-^ make with ;;w;; them, >_> why, OwO the ^-^ mowe >_> youw x3 honyesty. -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. >w< If ^-^ we xDD knyow him ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD thief, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ nyot uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on -OwO him? -UwU Dog. Twuwy, uWu by >_> youw >w< office you :3 may; uWu but I ÚwÚ think uWu they UwU that ^.^ touch -:3 pitch uWu wiww >w< be >w< defiw'd. The UwU most uWu peaceabwe uWu way uWu fow you, ^-^ if you ^-^ do -UwU take :3 a xDD thief, :3 is ^-^ to let him show ^-^ himsewf what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_< steaw ->_< out >_> of >_> youw :33 company. -^w^ Vewg. You ^.^ have >_< been :33 awways called :3 a mewcifuw man, partner. -UwU Dog. Twuwy, I would ^.^ nyot >_> hang :3 a ^.^ dog uWu by my wiww, >w< much ^-^ mowe :3 a man ^-^ who -;;w;; hath ^-^ any xDD honyesty in >_> him. -^w^ Vewg. >w< If you hear :3 a >w< chiwd x3 cwy in OwO the night, you >w< must caww ^-^ to OwO the -ÚwÚ nyuwse ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid xDD hew still it. -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. OwO How ^-^ if OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >w< be asweep ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >_> us? -UwU Dog. UwU Why then, xDD depawt in xDD peace ÚwÚ and let OwO the >w< chiwd :3 wake xDD hew with -cwying; uWu fow OwO the ewe UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear xDD hew ÚwÚ wamb when ^.^ it xDD baes uWu wiww -never ÚwÚ answew :3 a >_> cawf when ^.^ he ^.^ bweats. -^w^ Vewg. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true. -UwU Dog. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^-^ end >_> of OwO the charge: you, constable, awe ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent -OwO the Pwince's >_> own ^.^ pewson. >w< If you ^.^ meet OwO the Prince in OwO the night, -you ^-^ may stay >_> him. -^w^ Vewg. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by'w >w< wady, UwU that I ÚwÚ think UwU 'a :3 cannyot. -UwU Dog. ^.^ Five xDD shiwwings ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ on't with ^-^ any man UwU that knows OwO the -^w^ statutes, ^.^ he ^-^ may stay :3 him! x3 Mawwy, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without OwO the Prince >w< be -wiwwing; uWu fow >_< indeed OwO the watch ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to offend nyo man, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is -OwO an OwO offence ^-^ to stay :3 a man x3 against his uWu wiww. -^w^ Vewg. ^w^ By'w >w< wady, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. -UwU Dog. Ha, ÚwÚ ah, ^-^ ha! Weww, masters, good ^-^ nyight. An there >w< be ^-^ any matter ->_> of OwO weight ÚwÚ chances, caww OwO up >_> me. Keep >_> youw :3 fewwows' counsels ÚwÚ and ->_> youw own, ÚwÚ and good ^-^ nyight. ^w^ Come, xDD nyeighbouw. -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Weww, masters, ^-^ we hear ^-^ ouw :33 chawge. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go ^-^ sit here -x3 upon OwO the church ^.^ bench ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and then >w< aww ^-^ to bed. -UwU Dog. >_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, >w< honyest nyeighbouws. I pray you watch about -UwU Signyiow Leonato's uWu doow; uWu fow OwO the >w< wedding being there ^.^ tomowwow, -there :3 is :3 a gweat ;;w;; coiw to-nyight. OwO Adieu. Be vigitant, I uWu beseech -you. >_< Exeunt >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and Vewges]. - -x3 Entew >w< Bowachio ÚwÚ and Conrade. - -ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> What, :3 Conwade! -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [aside] UwU Peace! :33 stiw :33 nyot! -ÚwÚ Bowa. Conwade, I :33 say! ->_> Con. Here, xDD man. I x3 am at >w< thy ;;w;; ewbow. -ÚwÚ Bowa. :33 Mass, ÚwÚ and my >_< ewbow >_> itch'd! I ^w^ thought there would :3 a xDD scab -OwO fowwow. ->_> Con. I uWu wiww owe ÚwÚ thee OwO an ÚwÚ answew uWu fow UwU that; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 fowwawd with >w< thy ->_> tawe. -ÚwÚ Bowa. Stand ÚwÚ thee :33 cwose then uWu undew :3 this xDD penthouse, uWu fow ^.^ it xDD dwizzwes -wain, ÚwÚ and I wiww, >_< wike :3 a OwO twue ^w^ dwunkawd, xDD uttew >w< aww ^-^ to thee. -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [aside] uWu Some tweason, >w< mastews. >_> Yet ^.^ stand UwU cwose. -ÚwÚ Bowa. OwO Thewefowe xDD knyow I ^.^ have >_> eawnyed >_> of :3 Don uWu John :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. ->_> Con. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe UwU that ^-^ any xDD viwwany shouwd >w< be OwO so dear? -ÚwÚ Bowa. Thou shouldst wathew ÚwÚ ask ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe possibwe ^-^ any xDD viwwany -shouwd >w< be OwO so rich; uWu fow when rich >_< viwwains ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of UwU poow onyes, -UwU poow ones ^-^ may ^-^ make what x3 pwice uWu they uWu wiww. ->_> Con. I wonder at it. -ÚwÚ Bowa. :33 That >w< shows :3 thou art ^-^ unconfiwm'd. Thou OwO knyowest UwU that OwO the -^.^ fashion >_> of :3 a doublet, ^w^ ow :3 a hat, ^w^ ow :3 a >w< cwoak, :3 is nyothing ^-^ to :3 a xDD man. ->_> Con. x3 Yes, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ appawew. -ÚwÚ Bowa. I UwU mean OwO the xDD fashion. ->_> Con. x3 Yes, OwO the ^.^ fashion :3 is OwO the xDD fashion. -ÚwÚ Bowa. Tush! I ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww uWu say OwO the foow's OwO the >_> foow. But >w< seest :3 thou -^.^ nyot what :3 a ^w^ defowmed ^w^ thief :3 this ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ is? -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [aside] I xDD knyow UwU that Deformed. 'A >_< bas >_< been :3 a :3 viwe ^w^ thief -:3 this :3 seven ^.^ yeaw; UwU 'a :33 goes OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down >_< wike :3 a gentleman. I wemembew -his >w< nyame. -ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear OwO somebody? ->_> Con. Nyo; 'twas OwO the >w< vanye uWu on OwO the >_< house. -ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> Seest :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, I ÚwÚ say, what :3 a ^w^ defowmed ^w^ thief :3 this ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ is? -how giddily UwU 'a ;;w;; tuwns about >w< aww OwO the hot-bloods :3 between fouwteen -ÚwÚ and five-and-thiwty? ^.^ sometimes ^w^ fashionying them >_< wike Phawaoh's -xDD sowdiews in OwO the reechy xDD painting, sometime >_< wike god UwU Bew's priests -in OwO the ^.^ owd church window, sometime >_< wike OwO the shaven xDD Hewcuwes in -OwO the smiwch'd >w< wowm-eaten ^w^ tapestwy, xDD whewe his x3 codpiece uWu seems as -xDD massy as his >_< cwub? ->_> Con. ^-^ Aww :3 this I xDD see; ÚwÚ and I UwU see UwU that OwO the ^.^ fashion weaws >_< out ^-^ mowe -apparel than OwO the xDD man. But art ^.^ nyot :3 thou thyself x3 giddy with OwO the -^.^ fashion UwU too, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast shifted >_< out >_> of >w< thy xDD tawe OwO into x3 tewwing -me >_> of OwO the UwU fashion? -ÚwÚ Bowa. :3 Nyot OwO so nyeithew. But xDD knyow UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ to-nyight >_< wooed Margaret, -OwO the OwO Wady ^.^ Hewo's ^-^ gentwewoman, uWu by OwO the name >_> of Hero. She >_> weans me ->_< out at xDD hew x3 mistwess' ;;w;; chambew window, >_< bids me :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times -good ÚwÚ nyight--I tell :3 this xDD tawe ÚwÚ viwewy; I shouwd ^.^ fiwst tell ÚwÚ thee how -OwO the Pwince, ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and my :3 mastew, planted ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwaced ÚwÚ and -possessed uWu by my ^w^ mastew :3 Don :33 John, ^-^ saw ^-^ afaw x3 off in OwO the owchawd :3 this -amiable encounter. ->_> Con. And ^w^ thought uWu they >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was uWu Hewo? -ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< Two >_> of them :33 did, OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and uWu Cwaudio; uWu but OwO the ^w^ deviw my -^w^ mastew knew ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^w^ Mawgawet; ÚwÚ and pawtwy uWu by his oaths, ;;w;; which -^.^ fiwst ^-^ possess'd ;;w;; them, pawtwy uWu by OwO the dark night, ;;w;; which >_> did x3 deceive -;;w;; them, uWu but chiefwy uWu by my villany, ;;w;; which >_> did ;;w;; confiwm ^-^ any :3 swandew -UwU that :3 Don uWu John xDD had made, away went ^.^ Cwaudio OwO enwag'd; :33 swowe ^.^ he would -^.^ meet UwU hew, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< appointed, next xDD mownying at OwO the :3 tempwe, ÚwÚ and -there, before OwO the xDD whowe congregation, ÚwÚ shame xDD hew with what ^.^ he ^-^ saw -:33 o'ewnyight ÚwÚ and ^-^ send xDD hew UwU home UwU again ^-^ without :3 a >_> husband. -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. We chawge you in OwO the Pwince's name ^w^ stand! -OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ Caww OwO up OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Constabwe. We ^.^ have here -UwU wecuvw'd OwO the UwU most dangewous piece >_> of lechery UwU that >w< evew ÚwÚ was OwO knyown -in OwO the :33 commonweawth. -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. And ^-^ onye x3 Defowmed :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. I xDD knyow him; UwU 'a weaws :3 a -lock. ->_> Con. >w< Mastews, mastews-- -OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. You'll >w< be :3 made bwing x3 Defowmed >w< fowth, I ;;w;; wawwant you. ->_> Con. x3 Mastews-- -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ we chawge you. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ obey you ^-^ to >w< go with -ÚwÚ us. -ÚwÚ Bowa. We awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy commodity, being :3 taken OwO up >_> of -^.^ these xDD men's bills. ->_> Con. OwO A UwU commodity in ^.^ question, I ;;w;; wawwant you. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ obey you. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -OwO A Room in Leonato's >_< house. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ Hewo, ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ and Uwsuwa. - -Hero. Good >_< Uwsuwa, :3 wake my cousin xDD Beatwice ÚwÚ and desiwe xDD hew ^-^ to >_< wise. ->_< Uws. I wiww, >_< wady. -Hero. And ;;w;; bid xDD hew come hithew. ->_< Uws. >_< Weww. [Exit.] ->_< Mawg. :33 Twoth, I ÚwÚ think >_> youw uWu othew x3 webato ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bettew. -Hero. No, pray ^.^ thee, good Meg, I'll wear ÚwÚ this. ->_< Mawg. By my ^w^ twoth, xDD 's ^.^ nyot OwO so uWu good, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw cousin uWu wiww -uWu say ÚwÚ so. -Hero. UwU My cousin's :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art >_> anyothew. I'll wear UwU nyonye uWu but -ÚwÚ this. ->_< Mawg. I >_< wike OwO the OwO nyew tire within UwU excewwentwy, ^-^ if OwO the >_< haiw ;;w;; wewe :3 a -^w^ thought browner; ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 gown's :3 a UwU most x3 wawe x3 fashion, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. -I ^-^ saw OwO the Duchess >_> of Miwan's UwU gown UwU that uWu they UwU pwaise ÚwÚ so. -Hero. :33 O, UwU that OwO exceeds, uWu they >w< say. ->_< Mawg. By my ^w^ twoth, xDD 's uWu but :3 a >_> nyightgown in >_< wespect >_> of ;;w;; youws-- -ÚwÚ cwoth-o'-gowd ÚwÚ and >_> cuts, ÚwÚ and wac'd with siwvew, xDD set with peawws -;;w;; down >w< sweeves, side-sweeves, ÚwÚ and skirts, x3 wound ÚwÚ undewbownye with -:3 a x3 bwush tinsel. But uWu fow :3 a fine, ^w^ quaint, graceful, ÚwÚ and excellent -x3 fashion, x3 youws :3 is wowth >w< ten on't. -Hero. :3 God ^w^ give me ^.^ joy ^-^ to wear ^.^ it! uWu fow my OwO heawt :3 is >w< exceeding ÚwÚ heavy. ->_< Mawg. 'Twiww >w< be heaview >_> soon uWu by OwO the OwO weight >_> of :3 a xDD man. -Hero. ;;w;; Fie x3 upon thee! art ^.^ nyot >_< ashamed? ->_< Mawg. x3 Of what, >w< wady? >_> of ;;w;; speaking ^w^ honyouwabwy? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot mawwiage -honyouwabwe in :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw lord honyouwabwe ^-^ without -UwU mawwiage? I ÚwÚ think you would ^.^ have me ÚwÚ say, 'saving >_> youw reverence, -:3 a husband.' An OwO bad >w< thinking ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wrest OwO twue >_< speaking, I'll -offend nobody. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any harm in ^w^ 'the heaview uWu fow :3 a ^w^ husband'? -None, I xDD think, OwO an ^.^ it >w< be OwO the ^.^ wight xDD husband ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wight wife. -;;w;; Othewwise 'tis >_< wight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ heavy. ^-^ Ask my OwO Wady xDD Beatwice >w< ewse. -;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she comes. - -x3 Entew Beatwice. - -Hero. Good ^.^ mowwow, >_> coz. -uWu Beat. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ sweet Hero. -Hero. ÚwÚ Why, how ^w^ nyow? Do you speak in OwO the uWu sick tune? -uWu Beat. I x3 am >_< out >_> of >w< aww uWu othew tunye, :3 methinks. ->_< Mawg. Clap's OwO into 'Light o' wuv.' :33 That :33 goes ^-^ without :3 a burden. Do -you sing it, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ dance it. -uWu Beat. xDD Yea, 'Light o' wuv' with >_> youw heels! then, ^-^ if >_> youw xDD husband -^.^ have ^-^ stabwes enyough, ^w^ you'ww UwU see ^.^ he uWu shaww wack nyo >w< bawnyes. ->_< Mawg. :3 O illegitimate construction! I :33 scown UwU that with my heels. -uWu Beat. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ awmost five o'cwock, UwU cousin; 'tis UwU time you ;;w;; wewe weady. -By my ^w^ twoth, I x3 am >w< exceeding ill. Hey-ho! ->_< Mawg. >_< Fow :3 a x3 hawk, :3 a OwO howse, ^w^ ow :3 a ^.^ husband? -uWu Beat. >_< Fow OwO the letter UwU that begins them aww, H. ->_< Mawg. Weww, OwO an you >w< be ^.^ nyot tuwn'd Turk, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ saiwing uWu by -OwO the staw. -uWu Beat. What :3 means OwO the fool, >_< twow? ->_< Mawg. Nyothing I; uWu but :3 God ^-^ send every ^-^ onye theiw ^w^ heawt's desiwe! -Hero. ^.^ These ;;w;; gwuvs OwO the UwU Count x3 sent uWu me, uWu they awe OwO an excellent -OwO pewfume. -uWu Beat. I x3 am ;;w;; stuff'd, UwU cousin; I cannyot smeww. ->_< Mawg. OwO A ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and stuff'd! There's ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ catching >_> of cold. -uWu Beat. :33 O, :3 God ^w^ hewp UwU me! :3 God ^w^ hewp UwU me! OwO How wong ^.^ have you profess'd -x3 appwehension? ->_< Mawg. :33 Evew >_< since you weft it. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot my ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ become me uWu wawewy? -uWu Beat. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^w^ enyough. You shouwd wear ^.^ it in >_> youw cap. By my -^w^ twoth, I x3 am sick. ->_< Mawg. UwU Get you >w< some >_> of :3 this distiww'd ^w^ cawduus >_> benyedictus ÚwÚ and uWu way ^.^ it -^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ heawt. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the only xDD thing uWu fow :3 a :33 quawm. -Hero. Thewe :3 thou prick'st xDD hew with :3 a x3 thistwe. -uWu Beat. xDD Benyedictus? x3 why ^w^ benyedictus? You ^.^ have >w< some :33 mowaw in :3 this -'benedictus.' ->_< Mawg. ;;w;; Mowaw? No, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I ^.^ have nyo :33 mowaw meanying; I meant -;;w;; pwain holy x3 thistwe. You ^-^ may ÚwÚ think UwU pewchance UwU that I ÚwÚ think you awe -in wuv. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by'w >w< wady, I x3 am ^.^ nyot such :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to ÚwÚ think what I -^w^ wist; :3 nyow I list ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ think what I uWu can; :3 nyow >_< indeed I cannyot -xDD think, ^-^ if I would ÚwÚ think my OwO heawt >_< out >_> of ^-^ thinking, UwU that you awe in -love, ^w^ ow UwU that you uWu wiww >w< be in love, ^w^ ow UwU that you can >w< be in wuv. ->_> Yet UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ was such another, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is ^.^ he ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD man. ÚwÚ He -:33 swowe ^.^ he would never uWu mawwy; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 nyow in UwU despite >_> of his OwO heawt -^.^ he ;;w;; eats his meat ^-^ without gwudging; ÚwÚ and how you ^-^ may >w< be OwO convewted I -xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, uWu but >w< methinks you ÚwÚ wook with >_> youw eyes as uWu othew >w< women do. -uWu Beat. What pace :3 is :3 this UwU that >w< thy :33 tongue keeps? ->_< Mawg. :3 Nyot :3 a false >w< gawwop. - -x3 Entew Uwsuwa. - ->_< Uws. ^w^ Madam, withdraw. The Pwince, OwO the >w< Count, UwU Signyiow Benedick, :3 Don -:33 John, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the xDD gawwants >_> of OwO the ^-^ town awe come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you ^-^ to -^-^ chuwch. -Hero. Hewp ^-^ to dwess uWu me, good *shuffles closer* coz, good Meg, good Uwsuwa. +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. We xDD wiww rather :33 sweep than ^-^ tawk. We ^.^ knyow >_> what ^-^ bewongs to +:3 a :33 watch. +^w^ Dog. Why, xDD you speak ^.^ wike >w< an UwU ancient ÚwÚ and UwU most :33 quiet watchman, fow UwU I +;;w;; cannyot >_> see >w< how x3 sweeping >_> shouwd offend. Onwy uWu have :3 a :3 cawe :3 that x3 youw +bills be nyot stow'n. xDD Weww, xDD you OwO awe to caww uWu at aww x3 the awehouses +ÚwÚ and bid UwU those :3 that OwO awe UwU dwunk get them to :3 bed. +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. How >_> if ;;w;; they xDD wiww ^w^ nyot? +^w^ Dog. Why >w< then, wet them awonye >w< tiww ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 sobew. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they >_< make xDD you +nyot xDD then x3 the xDD bettew ÚwÚ answew, >_> You OwO may >_> say ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot x3 the ;;w;; men xDD you +>_> took them ;;w;; fow. +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. xDD Weww, sir. +^w^ Dog. ;;w;; If xDD you :3 meet :3 a :33 thief, xDD you OwO may >_> suspect :3 him, ^.^ by viwtue of x3 youw +office, to be nyo true xDD man; ÚwÚ and fow xDD such uWu kind of men, x3 the less xDD you +UwU meddwe ow >_< make with ÚwÚ them, >w< why, x3 the ^.^ mowe x3 youw x3 honyesty. +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. ;;w;; If ^.^ we ^.^ knyow ^.^ him to be :3 a :33 thief, UwU shaww ^.^ we nyot uWu way ^.^ hands on +him? +^w^ Dog. ^-^ Twuwy, ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ office xDD you ;;w;; may; >_> but UwU I think ;;w;; they :3 that :33 touch +^w^ pitch xDD wiww be :3 defiw'd. uWu The UwU most peaceabwe uWu way fow UwU you, >_> if xDD you UwU do +OwO take :3 a :33 thief, >_> is to wet ^.^ him x3 show >_< himsewf >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ^.^ steaw +x3 out of x3 youw UwU company. +>_> Vewg. >_> You uWu have :33 been awways ^w^ cawwed :3 a mewcifuw ^w^ man, partner. +^w^ Dog. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^w^ hang :3 a dog ^.^ by x3 my :33 wiww, much ^.^ mowe :3 a x3 man who +hath xDD any honesty uWu in ^.^ him. +>_> Vewg. ;;w;; If xDD you hear :3 a chiwd cwy uWu in x3 the night, xDD you ^w^ must caww to x3 the +nyuwse ÚwÚ and bid her still :3 it. +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. How >_> if x3 the nyuwse be ;;w;; asweep ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot hear us? +^w^ Dog. Why >w< then, ÚwÚ depawt uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and wet x3 the chiwd wake her with +:33 cwying; fow x3 the ewe :3 that xDD wiww nyot hear her :3 wamb when >w< it :33 baes xDD wiww +>_< nyevew answew :3 a cawf when ^.^ he bleats. +>_> Vewg. 'Tis xDD vewy true. +^w^ Dog. This >_> is x3 the >w< end of x3 the >_< chawge: UwU you, constabwe, OwO awe to xDD pwesent +x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's UwU own person. ;;w;; If xDD you :3 meet x3 the Prince uWu in x3 the night, +xDD you OwO may xDD stay ^.^ him. +>_> Vewg. Nyay, :33 by'w UwU wady, :3 that UwU I think xDD 'a cannot. +^w^ Dog. :3 Five shiwwings to one ^.^ on't with xDD any x3 man :3 that xDD knyows x3 the +xDD statutes, ^.^ he OwO may xDD stay x3 him! OwO Mawwy, nyot ^-^ without x3 the Prince be +uWu wiwwing; fow ÚwÚ indeed x3 the ;;w;; watch ought to ^-^ offend nyo ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is +>w< an offence to xDD stay :3 a x3 man OwO against :33 his :33 wiww. +>_> Vewg. xDD By'w UwU wady, UwU I think >w< it be :3 so. +^w^ Dog. >w< Ha, UwU ah, :33 ha! xDD Weww, mastews, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. ^-^ An there be xDD any ;;w;; mattew +of >_> weight >w< chances, caww x3 up x3 me. ^w^ Keep x3 youw OwO fewwows' uWu counsews ÚwÚ and +x3 youw OwO own, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. ^.^ Come, UwU nyeighbouw. +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. xDD Weww, mastews, ^.^ we hear UwU ouw chawge. Let >_> us OwO go sit OwO hewe +;;w;; upon x3 the ^-^ chuwch bench >w< tiww >_> two, ÚwÚ and xDD then aww to :3 bed. +^w^ Dog. x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd >_> mowe, xDD honyest ^.^ nyeighbouws. UwU I pray xDD you ;;w;; watch about +:33 Signyiow Weonyato's door; fow x3 the ÚwÚ wedding ^.^ being there ^-^ tomowwow, +there >_> is :3 a great coiw to-night. uWu Adieu. ^w^ Be ;;w;; vigitant, UwU I :33 beseech +OwO you. Exeunt [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and xDD Vewges]. + +Entew Borachio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Conwade. + +>_> Bowa. What, Conrade! +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. >w< [aside] ;;w;; Peace! stir ^w^ nyot! +>_> Bowa. Conrade, UwU I ;;w;; say! +x3 Con. Here, man. UwU I ^w^ am uWu at >w< thy :33 ewbow. +>_> Bowa. Mass, ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO ewbow itch'd! UwU I xDD thought there ^.^ wouwd :3 a >_> scab +x3 fowwow. +x3 Con. UwU I xDD wiww >_> owe uWu thee >w< an answew fow :33 that; ÚwÚ and nyow forward with >w< thy +^-^ tawe. +>_> Bowa. ;;w;; Stand uWu thee ^-^ cwose xDD then :33 undew ÚwÚ this penthouse, fow >w< it dwizzwes +rain, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 wiww, ^.^ wike :3 a true ÚwÚ dwunkawd, :33 uttew aww to thee. +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. >w< [aside] ;;w;; Some uWu tweason, ^w^ mastews. ÚwÚ Yet stand uWu cwose. +>_> Bowa. Therefore ^.^ knyow UwU I uWu have earned of ^.^ Don John :3 a thousand xDD ducats. +x3 Con. Is >w< it OwO possibwe :3 that xDD any viwwany >_> shouwd be UwU so ^w^ deaw? +>_> Bowa. ^.^ Thou shouwdst rather ^w^ ask >_> if >w< it :3 wewe OwO possibwe xDD any viwwany +>_> shouwd be UwU so wich; fow when rich x3 viwwains uWu have >_< nyeed of poor onyes, +poor ^-^ onyes OwO may >_< make >_> what pwice ;;w;; they :33 wiww. +x3 Con. UwU I wonder uWu at :3 it. +>_> Bowa. :33 That >_< shows xDD thou awt unconfirm'd. ^.^ Thou knowest :3 that x3 the +fashion of :3 a ÚwÚ doubwet, ow :3 a hat, ow :3 a cloak, >_> is >_< nyothing to :3 a man. +x3 Con. Yes, >w< it >_> is ^-^ appawew. +>_> Bowa. UwU I >_> mean x3 the fashion. +x3 Con. Yes, x3 the fashion >_> is x3 the fashion. +>_> Bowa. >w< Tush! UwU I OwO may >_< as weww >_> say x3 the ;;w;; foow's x3 the xDD foow. OwO But seest xDD thou +nyot >_> what :3 a >_< defowmed UwU thief ÚwÚ this fashion :33 is? +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. >w< [aside] UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that :3 Defowmed. >_> 'A x3 bas :33 been :3 a ^-^ viwe UwU thief +ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ seven yeaw; xDD 'a xDD goes x3 up ÚwÚ and down ^.^ wike :3 a :3 gentweman. UwU I remember +:33 his nyame. +>_> Bowa. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot hear xDD somebody? +x3 Con. No; uWu 'twas x3 the vanye on x3 the ÚwÚ house. +>_> Bowa. OwO Seest xDD thou >_> nyot, UwU I say, >_> what :3 a >_< defowmed UwU thief ÚwÚ this fashion :33 is? +>w< how giddiwy xDD 'a tuwns about aww x3 the xDD hot-bwoods ^-^ between ^.^ fouwteen +ÚwÚ and five-and-thirty? x3 sometimes fashioning them ^.^ wike Phawaoh's +^-^ sowdiews uWu in x3 the >_< weechy OwO painting, ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ wike god :3 Bew's priests +uWu in x3 the ;;w;; owd ^-^ chuwch >_< window, ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ wike x3 the OwO shaven Hercules uWu in +x3 the smirch'd worm-eaten :33 tapestwy, :3 whewe :33 his ^.^ codpiece ;;w;; seems >_< as +;;w;; massy >_< as :33 his UwU cwub? +x3 Con. All ÚwÚ this UwU I see; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> see :3 that x3 the fashion ^-^ weaws x3 out ^.^ mowe +apparel than x3 the man. OwO But awt nyot xDD thou >w< thysewf ^-^ giddy with x3 the +fashion :3 too, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast >w< shifted x3 out of >w< thy xDD tawe x3 into :3 tewwing +;;w;; me of x3 the fashion? +>_> Bowa. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so >_> nyeithew. OwO But ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I uWu have ^.^ to-nyight :3 wooed Margaret, +x3 the xDD Wady Hero's gentwewoman, ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of :3 Hewo. :33 She weans ;;w;; me +x3 out uWu at her >_< mistwess' x3 chambew >_< window, UwU bids ;;w;; me :3 a thousand times +ÚwÚ good xDD nyight--I tell ÚwÚ this xDD tawe viwewy; UwU I >_> shouwd xDD fiwst tell uWu thee >w< how +x3 the >_< Pwince, OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ mastew, ^-^ pwanted ÚwÚ and pwaced ÚwÚ and +>_> possessed ^.^ by x3 my >_< mastew ^.^ Don John, saw afaw x3 off uWu in x3 the orchard ÚwÚ this +:3 amiabwe ÚwÚ encountew. +x3 Con. xDD And xDD thought ;;w;; they Margaret UwU was Hero? +>_> Bowa. Two of them ^-^ did, x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cwaudio; >_> but x3 the ^.^ deviw x3 my +>_< mastew UwU knyew ^.^ she UwU was Mawgawet; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ by :33 his oaths, which +xDD fiwst >_< possess'd ÚwÚ them, ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ by x3 the dark night, which uWu did >w< deceive +ÚwÚ them, >_> but ^.^ chiefwy ^.^ by x3 my viwwany, which uWu did :33 confiwm xDD any ^-^ swandew +:3 that ^.^ Don John xDD had made, OwO away OwO went OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ enwag'd; >w< swowe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd +:3 meet hew, >_< as ^.^ he UwU was :33 appointed, :3 nyext mownying uWu at x3 the ^-^ tempwe, ÚwÚ and +thewe, >w< befowe x3 the whole x3 congwegation, ^-^ shame her with >_> what ^.^ he saw +^w^ o'ewnyight ÚwÚ and >_> send her ^.^ home again ^-^ without :3 a husband. +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. We :3 chawge xDD you uWu in x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's xDD nyame stand! +:3 1. ÚwÚ Watch. ;;w;; Caww x3 up x3 the >w< wight >_< Mastew Constable. We uWu have OwO hewe +^w^ wecuvw'd x3 the UwU most uWu dangewous ^.^ piece of lechery :3 that OwO evew UwU was ÚwÚ knyown +uWu in x3 the >_> commonweawth. +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. xDD And one ^-^ Defowmed >_> is one of OwO them. UwU I ^.^ knyow him; xDD 'a ^-^ weaws :3 a +^-^ wock. +x3 Con. Masters, uWu mastews-- +:3 1. ÚwÚ Watch. You'll be UwU made ;;w;; bwing ^-^ Defowmed ^-^ fowth, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. +x3 Con. ;;w;; Mastews-- +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. xDD Nyevew :3 speak, ^.^ we :3 chawge OwO you. Let >_> us UwU obey xDD you to OwO go with +>_> us. +>_> Bowa. We OwO awe ^.^ wike to ^-^ pwuv :3 a xDD goodwy ^-^ commodity, ^.^ being :33 taken x3 up of +these men's bills. +x3 Con. ^-^ A :3 commodity uWu in ^.^ question, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. ^.^ Come, we'll UwU obey OwO you. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +^-^ A Room uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew Hero, ÚwÚ and Margaret ÚwÚ and Ursula. + +:3 Hewo. ^-^ Good Uwsuwa, wake x3 my xDD cousin ^.^ Beatwice ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe her to uWu wise. +Urs. UwU I :33 wiww, >_> wady. +:3 Hewo. xDD And bid her come hithew. +Urs. ^-^ Weww. ^-^ [Exit.] +:3 Mawg. Troth, UwU I think x3 youw othew webato :3 wewe ^-^ bettew. +:3 Hewo. :3 Nyo, pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good >_< Meg, I'll ^-^ weaw UwU this. +:3 Mawg. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ^-^ 's nyot UwU so UwU good, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 wawwant x3 youw xDD cousin xDD wiww +>_> say :3 so. +:3 Hewo. OwO My uWu cousin's :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt anyothew. I'll ^-^ weaw >_< nyonye >_> but +UwU this. +:3 Mawg. UwU I ^.^ wike x3 the x3 nyew tire within >_> excewwentwy, >_> if x3 the >_< haiw :3 wewe :3 a +xDD thought ^-^ bwownyew; ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ gown's :3 a UwU most OwO wawe fashion, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. +UwU I saw x3 the :3 Duchess of >_< Miwan's ÚwÚ gown :3 that ;;w;; they praise :3 so. +:3 Hewo. >_< O, :3 that ^-^ exceeds, ;;w;; they :3 say. +:3 Mawg. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ^-^ 's >_> but :3 a ^-^ nyightgown uWu in wespect of youws-- +^w^ cwoth-o'-gowd ÚwÚ and uWu cuts, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wac'd with ^.^ siwvew, uWu set with uWu peawws +down >w< sweeves, ^w^ side-sweeves, ÚwÚ and x3 skiwts, ;;w;; wound >_< undewbownye with +:3 a bwush x3 tinsew. OwO But fow :3 a uWu finye, quaint, ^.^ gwacefuw, ÚwÚ and :3 excewwent +fashion, >_> youws >_> is ^.^ wowth ;;w;; ten ^.^ on't. +:3 Hewo. ^w^ God UwU give ;;w;; me joy to ^-^ weaw :3 it! fow x3 my >_< heawt >_> is :33 exceeding heavy. +:3 Mawg. 'Twiww be heaview >w< soon ^.^ by x3 the >_> weight of :3 a man. +:3 Hewo. >w< Fie ;;w;; upon uWu thee! awt nyot >_< ashamed? +:3 Mawg. Of x3 what, x3 wady? of speaking honourably? Is nyot ^.^ mawwiage +^.^ honyouwabwe uWu in :3 a ^.^ beggaw? Is nyot x3 youw ;;w;; wowd ^.^ honyouwabwe ^-^ without +x3 mawwiage? UwU I think xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me say, 'saving x3 youw xDD wevewence, +:3 a >_> husband.' ^-^ An :33 bad uWu thinking UwU do nyot x3 wwest true ^-^ speaking, I'll +^-^ offend nyobody. Is there xDD any x3 hawm uWu in ÚwÚ 'the heaview fow :3 a ^.^ husband'? +ÚwÚ Nyonye, UwU I >_< think, >w< an >w< it be x3 the >w< wight :33 husband ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< wight x3 wife. +uWu Othewwise UwU 'tis wight, ÚwÚ and nyot heavy. ;;w;; Ask x3 my xDD Wady ^.^ Beatwice ewse. +:3 Hewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. + +Entew >_> Beatwice. + +:3 Hewo. ^-^ Good morrow, :3 coz. +Beat. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 sweet :3 Hewo. +:3 Hewo. Why, >w< how ^.^ nyow? Do xDD you speak uWu in x3 the >w< sick :33 tunye? +Beat. UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of aww othew ÚwÚ tunye, ^.^ methinks. +:3 Mawg. >w< Cwap's x3 into 'Wight ^.^ o' :3 wuv.' :33 That xDD goes ^-^ without :3 a buwden. Do +xDD you ^.^ sing :33 it, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU dance :3 it. +Beat. Yea, 'Wight ^.^ o' love' with x3 youw ;;w;; heews! >w< then, >_> if x3 youw :33 husband +uWu have ;;w;; stabwes UwU enyough, you'ww >_> see ^.^ he UwU shaww ^.^ wack nyo barnes. +:3 Mawg. x3 O ^.^ iwwegitimate construction! UwU I ^w^ scown :3 that with x3 my xDD heews. +Beat. 'Tis almost five o'clock, :3 cousin; UwU 'tis time xDD you :3 wewe weady. +^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I ^w^ am :33 exceeding ill. ^-^ Hey-ho! +:3 Mawg. For :3 a :3 hawk, :3 a horse, ow :3 a OwO husband? +Beat. For x3 the >_> wettew :3 that ÚwÚ begins them all, ;;w;; H. +:3 Mawg. xDD Weww, >w< an xDD you be nyot >_> tuwn'd ÚwÚ Tuwk, there's nyo ^.^ mowe saiwing ^.^ by +x3 the uWu staw. +Beat. >_> What means x3 the x3 foow, trow? +:3 Mawg. Nyothing x3 I; >_> but ^w^ God >_> send every one uWu theiw heart's desire! +:3 Hewo. ;;w;; These ^.^ gwuvs x3 the xDD Count sent uWu me, ;;w;; they OwO awe >w< an :3 excewwent +perfume. +Beat. UwU I ^w^ am stuff'd, :3 cousin; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> smeww. +:3 Mawg. ^-^ A ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and >w< stuff'd! >_> Thewe's xDD goodwy x3 catching of cowd. +Beat. >_< O, ^w^ God OwO hewp me! ^w^ God OwO hewp me! How ^-^ wong uWu have xDD you >w< pwofess'd +>_> appwehension? +:3 Mawg. ^w^ Evew xDD since xDD you left :3 it. ^-^ Doth nyot x3 my wit :33 become ;;w;; me ^-^ wawewy? +Beat. ^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 seen enyough. >_> You >_> shouwd ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in x3 youw cap. ^-^ By x3 my +troth, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; sick. +:3 Mawg. >_< Get xDD you x3 some of ÚwÚ this uWu distiww'd cawduus benedictus ÚwÚ and uWu way >w< it +to x3 youw ;;w;; heawt. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >w< onwy ^.^ thing fow :3 a ^w^ quawm. +:3 Hewo. >_> Thewe xDD thou OwO pwick'st her with :3 a thistle. +Beat. ;;w;; Benyedictus? >w< why uWu benyedictus? >_> You uWu have x3 some :3 mowaw uWu in ÚwÚ this +UwU 'benyedictus.' +:3 Mawg. xDD Mowaw? :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my troth, UwU I uWu have nyo :3 mowaw ^.^ meanying; UwU I meant +uWu pwain >w< howy thistle. >_> You OwO may think x3 pewchance :3 that UwU I think xDD you OwO awe +uWu in love. Nyay, :33 by'w UwU wady, UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD such :3 a >w< foow to think >_> what UwU I +x3 wist; nor UwU I ÚwÚ wist nyot to think >_> what UwU I can; nor ÚwÚ indeed UwU I ;;w;; cannyot +>_< think, >_> if UwU I ^.^ wouwd think x3 my >_< heawt x3 out of uWu thinking, :3 that xDD you OwO awe uWu in +xDD wuv, ow :3 that xDD you xDD wiww be uWu in xDD wuv, ow :3 that xDD you ^.^ can be uWu in love. +ÚwÚ Yet Benyedick UwU was xDD such another, ÚwÚ and nyow >_> is ^.^ he :33 become :3 a man. >w< He +>w< swowe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew marry; ÚwÚ and yet nyow uWu in ;;w;; despite of :33 his >_< heawt +^.^ he ^w^ eats :33 his :3 meat ^-^ without >_< gwudging; ÚwÚ and >w< how xDD you OwO may be ^.^ convewted UwU I +^.^ knyow >_> nyot, >_> but uWu methinks xDD you wook with x3 youw eyes >_< as othew x3 women xDD do. +Beat. >_> What >_> pace >_> is ÚwÚ this :3 that >w< thy >_> tongue ;;w;; keeps? +:3 Mawg. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a UwU fawse gallop. + +Entew Ursula. + +Urs. uWu Madam, uWu withdwaw. uWu The >_< Pwince, x3 the ^.^ Count, :33 Signyiow Benedick, ^.^ Don +John, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the gawwants of x3 the :33 town OwO awe come to :3 fetch xDD you to +:3 chuwch. +:3 Hewo. ^-^ Hewp to :3 dwess uWu me, ÚwÚ good x3 coz, ÚwÚ good >_< Meg, ÚwÚ good Ursula. [Exeunt.] -Scene :3 V. -The hall in Leonato's >_< house. - -x3 Entew OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< Constabwe xDD [Dogbewwy] ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Headbowough >_< [vewges]. - -UwU Weon. What would you with uWu me, >w< honyest nyeighbouw? -UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I would ^.^ have >w< some >_< confidence with you UwU that decewns -you >_> nyeawwy. -UwU Weon. Brief, I pray OwO you; uWu fow you UwU see ^.^ it :3 is :3 a busy UwU time with >_> me. -UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, :3 this ^.^ it ;;w;; is, sir. -^w^ Vewg. x3 Yes, in >w< twuth ^.^ it ;;w;; is, sir. -UwU Weon. What :3 is it, my good uWu fwiends? -UwU Dog. Goodman ^-^ Vewges, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ speaks :3 a wittwe x3 off OwO the :33 mattew--an ^.^ owd -man, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and his xDD wits awe ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< bwunt :3 as, :3 God help, I would -desiwe uWu they >w< wewe; ;;w;; but, in :33 faith, >w< honyest as OwO the ^.^ skin :3 between his -OwO bwows. -^w^ Vewg. x3 Yes, I :3 thank :3 God I x3 am as >w< honyest as ^-^ any man :3 wiving UwU that :3 is OwO an -^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ honyestew than :3 I. -UwU Dog. ^w^ Compawisons awe :3 odowous. ^-^ Pawabwas, UwU nyeighbouw Vewges. -UwU Weon. Neighbours, you awe tedious. -UwU Dog. ^w^ It pweases >_> youw wowship ^-^ to uWu say so, uWu but ^-^ we awe OwO the UwU poow >w< Duke's ->_> officews; uWu but truly, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe as >w< tedious as :3 a -^-^ king, I :33 couwd find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to bestow ^.^ it >w< aww >_> of >_> youw worship. -UwU Weon. ^-^ Aww >w< thy tediousness uWu on uWu me, xDD ah? -UwU Dog. xDD Yea, in 'twere :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^-^ mowe than 'tis; uWu fow I hear as -good ;;w;; excwamation uWu on >_> youw wowship as >_> of ^-^ any man in OwO the xDD city; ÚwÚ and ->w< though I >w< be uWu but :3 a UwU poow man, I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to hear it. -^w^ Vewg. And OwO so x3 am :3 I. -UwU Weon. I would fain xDD knyow what you ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< say. -^w^ Vewg. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ ouw watch to-night, xDD excepting >_> youw worship's -presence, UwU ha' ta'en :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of as :33 awwant knyaves as ^-^ any in +Scene V. +uWu The ^-^ haww uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew Weonyato ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu Constabwe OwO [Dogbewwy] ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 Headbowough xDD [vewges]. + +Leon. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you with uWu me, xDD honyest nyeighbouw? +^w^ Dog. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 some :3 confidence with xDD you :3 that decerns +xDD you >_< nyeawwy. +Leon. Bwief, UwU I pray uWu you; fow xDD you >_> see >w< it >_> is :3 a >w< busy time with x3 me. +^w^ Dog. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this >w< it ;;w;; is, sir. +>_> Vewg. Yes, uWu in uWu twuth >w< it ;;w;; is, sir. +Leon. >_> What >_> is :33 it, x3 my ÚwÚ good friends? +^w^ Dog. Goodman ^.^ Vewges, ^w^ siw, xDD speaks :3 a xDD wittwe x3 off x3 the mattew--an ;;w;; owd +^w^ man, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 wits OwO awe nyot UwU so >w< bwunt as, ^w^ God hewp, UwU I ^.^ wouwd +^.^ desiwe ;;w;; they were; but, uWu in ^w^ faith, xDD honyest >_< as x3 the uWu skin ^-^ between :33 his +ÚwÚ bwows. +>_> Vewg. Yes, UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God UwU I ^w^ am >_< as xDD honyest >_< as xDD any x3 man UwU wiving :3 that >_> is >w< an +;;w;; owd x3 man ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ honyestew than ^.^ I. +^w^ Dog. >w< Compawisons OwO awe ^w^ odowous. OwO Pawabwas, OwO nyeighbouw x3 Vewges. +Leon. Neighbours, xDD you OwO awe UwU tedious. +^w^ Dog. ^.^ It x3 pweases x3 youw :33 wowship to >_> say >_> so, >_> but ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the poor Duke's +>_> officews; >_> but OwO twuwy, fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe >_< as tedious >_< as :3 a +OwO king, UwU I couwd find uWu in x3 my >_< heawt to bestow >w< it aww of x3 youw UwU wowship. +Leon. All >w< thy UwU tediousnyess on uWu me, :33 ah? +^w^ Dog. Yea, uWu in >w< 'twewe :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ 'tis; fow UwU I hear >_< as +ÚwÚ good ;;w;; excwamation on x3 youw :33 wowship >_< as of xDD any x3 man uWu in x3 the >_> city; ÚwÚ and +^w^ though UwU I be >_> but :3 a poor ^w^ man, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to hear :3 it. +>_> Vewg. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am ^.^ I. +Leon. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain ^.^ knyow >_> what xDD you uWu have to :3 say. +>_> Vewg. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU ouw ;;w;; watch OwO to-nyight, >_< excepting x3 youw ^w^ wowship's +>_> pwesence, UwU ha' >_> ta'en :3 a coupwe of >_< as uWu awwant knyaves >_< as xDD any uWu in Messina. -UwU Dog. OwO A good ^.^ owd man, siw; ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be UwU tawking. UwU As uWu they ÚwÚ say, >w< 'When -OwO the :3 age :3 is ÚwÚ in, OwO the ÚwÚ wit :3 is >_< out.' :3 God ^w^ hewp >_< us! ^.^ it :3 is :3 a x3 wowwd ^-^ to ->w< see! ^.^ Weww said, >w< i' :33 faith, UwU nyeighbouw Vewges. Weww, God's :3 a good -xDD man. An two x3 men ride >_> of :3 a OwO howse, ^-^ onye >w< must ride >w< behind. An >w< honyest ->_> souw, >w< i' :33 faith, ;;w;; siw, uWu by my troth ^.^ he ;;w;; is, as >w< evew x3 bwoke UwU bwead; uWu but -:3 God :3 is ^-^ to >w< be xDD wowshipp'd; >w< aww x3 men awe ^.^ nyot awike, alas, good +^w^ Dog. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, siw; ^.^ he xDD wiww be tawking. ;;w;; As ;;w;; they say, ^-^ 'When +x3 the age >_> is x3 in, x3 the wit >_> is >_> out.' ^w^ God OwO hewp ÚwÚ us! >w< it >_> is :3 a wowwd to +uWu see! Weww said, :33 i' ^w^ faith, OwO nyeighbouw x3 Vewges. xDD Weww, >_> God's :3 a ÚwÚ good +man. ^-^ An >w< two ;;w;; men uWu wide of :3 a horse, one ^w^ must uWu wide behind. ^-^ An xDD honyest +x3 souw, :33 i' ^w^ faith, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by x3 my troth ^.^ he ;;w;; is, >_< as OwO evew broke bwead; >_> but +^w^ God >_> is to be wowshipp'd; aww ;;w;; men OwO awe nyot xDD awike, :3 awas, ÚwÚ good nyeighbouw! -UwU Weon. ;;w;; Indeed, uWu nyeighbouw, ^.^ he comes xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of you. -UwU Dog. ÚwÚ Gifts UwU that :3 God uWu gives. -UwU Weon. I >w< must xDD weave you. -UwU Dog. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, sir. Our xDD watch, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have >_< indeed compwehended two -^w^ aspicious persons, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we would ^.^ have them :3 this xDD mownying examinyed -before >_> youw worship. -UwU Weon. ;;w;; Take theiw OwO examinyation yourself ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it >_> me. I x3 am :3 nyow in -gweat haste, as ^.^ it ^-^ may :3 appeaw x3 unto you. -UwU Dog. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< suffigance. -UwU Weon. Dwink >w< some xDD winye ewe you ^.^ go. Fawe you :33 weww. - -ÚwÚ [Entew :3 a Messengew.] - -Mess. UwU My lord, uWu they stay uWu fow you ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw daughter ^-^ to xDD hew ->_> husband. -UwU Weon. I'll OwO wait x3 upon ^.^ them. I x3 am weady. -[Exeunt OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and Messengew.] -UwU Dog. Go, good ÚwÚ pawtnyew, >w< go >_< get you ^-^ to ^.^ Fwancis Seacoal; ;;w;; bid him bwing -his ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and >w< inkhown ^-^ to OwO the jaiw. We awe :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO examinyation ^.^ these -^-^ men. -^w^ Vewg. And ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ do ^.^ it wisewy. -UwU Dog. We uWu wiww spawe uWu fow nyo wit, I ;;w;; wawwant you. Here's UwU that uWu shaww -ÚwÚ dwive >w< some >_> of them ^-^ to :3 a UwU nyon-come. >_> Onwy >_< get OwO the ^w^ weawnyed :33 wwitew ^-^ to -xDD set ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw ^-^ excommunyication, ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me at OwO the jaiw. +Leon. >w< Indeed, >w< nyeighbouw, ^.^ he x3 comes ^w^ too showt of OwO you. +^w^ Dog. >_> Gifts :3 that ^w^ God ;;w;; gives. +Leon. UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave OwO you. +^w^ Dog. x3 Onye word, sir. Our >w< watch, ^w^ siw, uWu have ÚwÚ indeed compwehended >w< two +aspicious OwO pewsons, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd uWu have them ÚwÚ this mownying examined +>w< befowe x3 youw UwU wowship. +Leon. ^.^ Take uWu theiw examinyation >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing >w< it x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am nyow uWu in +great xDD haste, >_< as >w< it OwO may appeaw >w< unto OwO you. +^w^ Dog. ^.^ It UwU shaww be OwO suffigance. +Leon. ^w^ Dwink x3 some winye ere xDD you ÚwÚ go. >w< Fawe xDD you well. + +[Entew :3 a >w< Messengew.] + +:33 Mess. OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; they xDD stay fow xDD you to UwU give x3 youw daughter to her +husband. +Leon. I'll wait ;;w;; upon OwO them. UwU I ^w^ am weady. +UwU [Exeunt Weonyato ÚwÚ and >w< Messengew.] +^w^ Dog. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ good pawtnyew, OwO go get xDD you to ^-^ Fwancis Seacoal; bid ^.^ him ;;w;; bwing +:33 his OwO pen ÚwÚ and inkhorn to x3 the ^.^ jaiw. We OwO awe nyow to examinyation these +^.^ men. +>_> Vewg. xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must UwU do >w< it wisely. +^w^ Dog. We xDD wiww ^-^ spawe fow nyo ^w^ wit, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. >_> Hewe's :3 that UwU shaww +UwU dwive x3 some of them to :3 a UwU nyon-come. Onwy get x3 the :33 weawnyed UwU wwitew to +uWu set down UwU ouw excommunication, ÚwÚ and :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the ^.^ jaiw. [Exeunt.] -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. -OwO A ^-^ chuwch. - -x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, ^w^ [John x3 the] Bastard, Leonato, Fwiaw [Francis], :33 Cwaudio, -Benedick, ÚwÚ Hewo, Beatrice, ^w^ [and Attendants]. - -UwU Weon. ^w^ Come, Fwiaw :33 Fwancis, >w< be brief. >_> Onwy ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; pwain fowm >_> of -mawwiage, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU wecount theiw pawticuwaw ;;w;; duties -x3 aftewwawds. -^w^ Fwiaw. You come hithew, my lord, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 this >w< wady? ->_> Cwaud. >_< Nyo. -UwU Weon. ÚwÚ To >w< be married ^-^ to :3 hew. Friar, you come ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. -^w^ Fwiaw. Lady, you come UwU hithew ^-^ to >w< be married ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; count? -Hero. I do. -^w^ Fwiaw. >w< If ;;w;; eithew >_> of you xDD knyow ^-^ any >_< inwawd uWu impediment x3 why you shouwd -^.^ nyot >w< be conjoinyed, I chawge you uWu on >_> youw souws ^-^ to xDD uttew it. ->_> Cwaud. xDD Knyow you >_< any, uWu Hewo? -Hero. None, my :33 wowd. -^w^ Fwiaw. xDD Knyow you >_< any, ^w^ Count? -UwU Weon. I dare ^-^ make his answer--none. ->_> Cwaud. :33 O, what x3 men dare >w< do! what x3 men ^-^ may >w< do! what x3 men ;;w;; daiwy uWu do, ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ knyowing what uWu they >w< do! -uWu Benye. OwO How ^w^ nyow? :3 intewjections? UwU Why then, >w< some >w< be >_> of laughing, :3 as, -ÚwÚ ah, xDD ha, >w< he! ->_> Cwaud. Stand ÚwÚ thee >_> by, ÚwÚ fwiaw. Father, uWu by >_> youw weave: -uWu Wiww you with free ÚwÚ and unconstrained ^w^ souw ->w< Give me :3 this maid >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? -UwU Weon. UwU As fweewy, UwU son, as :3 God >_> did ^w^ give xDD hew >_> me. ->_> Cwaud. And what ^.^ have I ^-^ to ^w^ give you xDD back uWu whose wowth -May ^-^ countewpoise :3 this rich ÚwÚ and pwecious OwO gift? -Pedwo. UwU Nyothing, unwess you render xDD hew again. ->_> Cwaud. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, you learn me x3 nyobwe :3 thankfuwnyess. -Thewe, Leonato, UwU take xDD hew xDD back again. ->w< Give ^.^ nyot :3 this rotten ;;w;; owange ^-^ to >_> youw >w< fwiend. -x3 She's uWu but OwO the >w< sign ÚwÚ and sembwance >_> of xDD hew honyouw. -ÚwÚ Behowd how >_< wike :3 a maid ^.^ she bwushes :3 hewe! -:33 O, what authowity ÚwÚ and show >_> of >w< twuth -^w^ Can ÚwÚ cunnying xDD sin cuvw itsewf uWu withaw! -x3 Comes ^.^ nyot UwU that UwU bwood as modest >_< evidence -ÚwÚ To witness ÚwÚ simpwe uWu viwtue, Wouwd you ^.^ nyot sweaw, -^-^ Aww you UwU that UwU see UwU hew, UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe :3 a maid -By ^.^ these ^.^ extewiow OwO shows? But ^.^ she :3 is none: -She knows OwO the heat >_> of :3 a >w< wuxuwious ^-^ bed; -Her x3 bwush :3 is >_> guiwtinyess, ^.^ nyot ;;w;; modesty. -UwU Weon. What ^-^ do you >_> mean, my UwU wowd? ->_> Cwaud. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD mawwied, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to xDD knyit my ^w^ souw ^-^ to OwO an appwuvd ^w^ wanton. -UwU Weon. UwU Deaw my lord, ^-^ if you, in >_> youw >_> own proof, ->_< Have ^.^ vanquish'd OwO the wesistance >_> of xDD hew xDD youth -And :3 made x3 defeat >_> of xDD hew OwO viwginyity-- ->_> Cwaud. I xDD knyow what you would >w< say. >w< If I ^.^ have OwO knyown UwU hew, -You uWu wiww uWu say ^.^ she >_> did ^w^ embwace me as :3 a xDD husband, -And OwO so ;;w;; extenyuate OwO the ÚwÚ fowehand UwU sin. -No, Leonato, -I never OwO tempted xDD hew with >_> wowd xDD too large, -But, as :3 a bwothew ^-^ to his ;;w;; sistew, show'd -Bashfuw sincewity ÚwÚ and comely wuv. -Hero. And >w< seem'd I >w< evew otherwise ^-^ to you? ->_> Cwaud. Out uWu on OwO the x3 seeming! I uWu wiww wwite x3 against it. -You ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to me as xDD Dian in xDD hew ÚwÚ owb, -UwU As >_< chaste as :3 is OwO the bud ewe ^.^ it >w< be bwown; -But you awe ^-^ mowe intemperate in >_> youw UwU bwood ->w< Than UwU Venyus, ^w^ ow x3 those ^w^ pamp'wed animals -:33 That ;;w;; wage in savage :3 sensuawity. -Hero. ^-^ Is my lord ;;w;; weww UwU that ^.^ he doth speak OwO so :3 wide? -UwU Weon. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, x3 why speak ^.^ nyot you? -Pedwo. What shouwd I speak? -I ^.^ stand dishonour'd UwU that ^.^ have gonye about -ÚwÚ To :3 wink my dear fwiend ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ common stale. -UwU Weon. uWu Awe ^.^ these >w< things uWu spoken, ^w^ ow ^-^ do I uWu but uWu dweam? -John. >_> Siw, uWu they awe uWu spoken, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< things awe true. -uWu Benye. :3 This looks ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a nuptial. -Hero. 'True!' :3 O God! ->_> Cwaud. Leonato, ^.^ stand I hewe? -^-^ Is :3 this OwO the Pwince, ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the Pwince's xDD bwothew? -^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; face ^.^ Hewo's? uWu Awe ^-^ ouw eyes ^-^ ouw ^-^ own? -UwU Weon. ^-^ Aww :3 this :3 is >w< so; uWu but what >_> of this, my UwU wowd? ->_> Cwaud. >_> Wet me uWu but move ^-^ onye xDD question ^-^ to >_> youw >_> daughtew, -And uWu by UwU that :3 fathewwy ÚwÚ and kindwy power -:33 That you ^.^ have in UwU hew, ;;w;; bid xDD hew ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; twuwy. -UwU Weon. I chawge ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do so, as :3 thou art my chiwd. -Hero. :33 O, :3 God ^w^ defend UwU me! OwO How x3 am I ^.^ beset! -What >w< kind >_> of ^.^ catechising caww you uWu this? ->_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make you ÚwÚ answew ^.^ twuwy ^-^ to >_> youw >w< nyame. -Hero. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot uWu Hewo? OwO Who can ^-^ bwot UwU that name -x3 With ^-^ any ^.^ just wepwoach? ->_> Cwaud. x3 Mawwy, UwU that can Hewo! -:33 Hewo itsewf can ^-^ bwot >_< out ^.^ Hewo's ;;w;; viwtue. -What man ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >w< tawk'd with you UwU yestewnyight, -Out at >_> youw ^w^ window ;;w;; betwixt twewve ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ onye? -Nyow, ^-^ if you awe :3 a ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. -Hero. I >w< tawk'd with nyo man at UwU that xDD houw, my :33 wowd. -Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, then awe you nyo OwO maiden. Leonato, -I x3 am >_< sowwy you >w< must heaw. :3 Upon my xDD honyouw, -OwO Mysewf, my :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and :3 this gwieved UwU Count -OwO Did UwU see UwU hew, hear UwU hew, at UwU that hour last night -x3 Tawk with :3 a >_< wuffian at xDD hew ;;w;; chambew window, -OwO Who ;;w;; hath :3 indeed, UwU most >_< wike :3 a >_> wibewaw viwwain, -Confess'd OwO the :3 viwe encountews uWu they ^.^ have xDD had -OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times in secret. -John. :33 Fie, fie! uWu they awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu nyam'd, my lord-- -:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD spoke >w< of; -Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< chastity, enough in language -Without OwO offence ^-^ to xDD uttew ^.^ them. ;;w;; Thus, pwetty >w< wady, -I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow >w< thy >w< much misguvwnment. ->_> Cwaud. :3 O Hewo! what :3 a :33 Hewo xDD hadst :3 thou >_< been ->w< If half >w< thy >_> outwawd gwaces xDD had >_< been ^.^ pwac'd -About >w< thy >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and counsels >_> of >w< thy >_< heawt! -But fare ÚwÚ thee well, UwU most :3 fouw, UwU most faiw! Faweweww, -Thou ÚwÚ puwe :3 impiety ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impious >w< puwity! ->_< Fow ÚwÚ thee I'll ^-^ wock OwO up >w< aww OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of love, -And uWu on my :33 eyewids uWu shaww >_< conjectuwe uWu hang, -ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn >w< aww x3 beauty OwO into >_> thoughts >_> of :33 hawm, -And never uWu shaww ^.^ it ^-^ mowe >w< be ;;w;; gwacious. -UwU Weon. ;;w;; Hath nyo ÚwÚ man's dagger here :3 a point uWu fow x3 me? +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. +^-^ A :3 chuwch. + +Entew ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, ^.^ [John ^w^ the] Bastard, Leonato, uWu Fwiaw ÚwÚ [Fwancis], Claudio, +Benedick, Hero, xDD Beatwice, [and >w< Attendants]. + +Leon. ^.^ Come, uWu Fwiaw Fwancis, be bwief. Onwy to x3 the uWu pwain >_< fowm of +^.^ mawwiage, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww ^w^ wecount uWu theiw xDD pawticuwaw >_> duties +uWu aftewwawds. +Fwiaw. >_> You come hithew, x3 my uWu wowd, to marry ÚwÚ this x3 wady? +>_< Cwaud. No. +Leon. ;;w;; To be mawwied to her. uWu Fwiaw, xDD you come to marry her. +Fwiaw. Lady, xDD you come ÚwÚ hithew to be mawwied to ÚwÚ this x3 count? +:3 Hewo. UwU I xDD do. +Fwiaw. ;;w;; If xDD eithew of xDD you ^.^ knyow xDD any inward x3 impediment >w< why xDD you >_> shouwd +nyot be conjoined, UwU I :3 chawge xDD you on x3 youw >w< souws to :33 uttew :3 it. +>_< Cwaud. xDD Knyow xDD you uWu any, Hero? +:3 Hewo. ÚwÚ Nyonye, x3 my OwO wowd. +Fwiaw. xDD Knyow xDD you uWu any, >w< Count? +Leon. UwU I dawe >_< make :33 his ÚwÚ answew--nyonye. +>_< Cwaud. >_< O, >_> what ;;w;; men dawe :33 do! >_> what ;;w;; men OwO may :33 do! >_> what ;;w;; men x3 daiwy UwU do, nyot +x3 knyowing >_> what ;;w;; they :33 do! +Bene. How ^.^ nyow? ;;w;; intewjections? Why >w< then, x3 some be of xDD waughing, as, +UwU ah, ha, OwO he! +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; Stand uWu thee UwU by, fwiaw. :3 Fathew, ^.^ by x3 youw leave: +Will xDD you with fwee ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ unconstwainyed :3 souw +Give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this >_< maid x3 youw daughter? +Leon. ;;w;; As freely, x3 son, >_< as ^w^ God uWu did UwU give her x3 me. +>_< Cwaud. xDD And >_> what uWu have UwU I to UwU give xDD you back x3 whose ^.^ wowth +^-^ May counterpoise ÚwÚ this rich ÚwÚ and >_< pwecious >_< gift? +Pedwo. UwU Nyothing, ^w^ unwess xDD you render her ;;w;; again. +>_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Pwince, xDD you :3 weawn ;;w;; me x3 nyobwe thankfulness. +There, Leonato, OwO take her back ;;w;; again. +Give nyot ÚwÚ this wotten owange to x3 youw :3 fwiend. +>_> She's >_> but x3 the xDD sign ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sembwance of her honyouw. +ÚwÚ Behowd >w< how ^.^ wike :3 a >_< maid ^.^ she blushes here! +>_< O, >_> what ÚwÚ authowity ÚwÚ and x3 show of uWu twuth +UwU Can x3 cunnying x3 sin UwU cuvw itsewf withaw! +UwU Comes nyot :3 that :3 bwood >_< as :3 modest >_> evidence +;;w;; To >_> witnyess :33 simpwe virtue, Wouwd xDD you nyot x3 sweaw, +All xDD you :3 that >_> see hew, :3 that ^.^ she :3 wewe :3 a >_< maid +^-^ By these exterior uWu shows? OwO But ^.^ she >_> is ^-^ nyonye: +:33 She xDD knyows x3 the ^.^ heat of :3 a wuxuwious bed; +:3 Hew bwush >_> is OwO guiwtinyess, nyot OwO modesty. +Leon. >_> What UwU do xDD you mean, x3 my xDD wowd? +>_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Nyot to be >w< mawwied, +ÚwÚ Nyot to >w< knyit x3 my :3 souw to >w< an appwuvd UwU wanton. +Leon. >_< Deaw x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if UwU you, uWu in x3 youw UwU own uWu pwoof, +:3 Have >_< vanquish'd x3 the resistance of her :33 youth +xDD And UwU made :3 defeat of her viwginyity-- +>_< Cwaud. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what xDD you ^.^ wouwd :3 say. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown hew, +>_> You xDD wiww >_> say ^.^ she uWu did >_< embwace ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a ^.^ husband, +xDD And UwU so extenyuate x3 the forehand >_< sin. +:3 Nyo, Leonato, +UwU I >_< nyevew tempted her with ;;w;; wowd ^w^ too wawge, +But, >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew to :33 his ^-^ sistew, ^w^ show'd +x3 Bashfuw ^w^ sincewity ÚwÚ and >_> comewy love. +:3 Hewo. xDD And ^w^ seem'd UwU I OwO evew ^-^ othewwise to you? +>_< Cwaud. UwU Out on x3 the >_> seeming! UwU I xDD wiww >w< wwite OwO against :3 it. +>_> You xDD seem to ;;w;; me >_< as uWu Dian uWu in her orb, +;;w;; As >w< chaste >_< as >_> is x3 the >w< bud ere >w< it be >_< bwown; +OwO But xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe ^-^ intempewate uWu in x3 youw :3 bwood +Than ^w^ Venyus, ow UwU those pamp'red animals +:33 That xDD wage uWu in x3 savage ^-^ sensuawity. +:3 Hewo. Is x3 my ;;w;; wowd weww :3 that ^.^ he xDD doth speak UwU so ;;w;; wide? +Leon. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Pwince, >w< why speak nyot you? +Pedwo. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I x3 speak? +UwU I stand UwU dishonyouw'd :3 that uWu have >_> gonye about +;;w;; To >_> wink x3 my uWu deaw :33 fwiend to :3 a ^w^ common ÚwÚ stawe. +Leon. ^w^ Awe these ^.^ things spoken, ow UwU do UwU I >_> but ;;w;; dweam? +OwO John. UwU Siw, ;;w;; they OwO awe spoken, ÚwÚ and these ^.^ things OwO awe true. +Bene. This :33 wooks nyot ^.^ wike :3 a :33 nyuptiaw. +:3 Hewo. OwO 'Twue!' x3 O uWu God! +>_< Cwaud. Leonato, stand UwU I hewe? +Is ÚwÚ this x3 the >_< Pwince, Is ÚwÚ this x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's bwothew? +Is ÚwÚ this OwO face Hero's? ^w^ Awe UwU ouw eyes UwU ouw >w< own? +Leon. All ÚwÚ this >_> is so; >_> but >_> what of uWu this, x3 my xDD wowd? +>_< Cwaud. Let ;;w;; me >_> but move one ;;w;; question to x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, +xDD And ^.^ by :3 that x3 fathewwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ kindwy powew +:33 That xDD you uWu have uWu in hew, bid her answew UwU twuwy. +Leon. UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee UwU do >_> so, >_< as xDD thou awt x3 my :33 chiwd. +:3 Hewo. >_< O, ^w^ God ;;w;; defend me! How ^w^ am UwU I >w< beset! +>_> What uWu kind of >w< catechising caww xDD you :3 this? +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; To >_< make xDD you answew :33 twuwy to x3 youw nyame. +:3 Hewo. Is >w< it nyot Hero? Who ^.^ can uWu bwot :3 that xDD nyame +With xDD any >w< just reproach? +>_< Cwaud. OwO Mawwy, :3 that ^.^ can :33 Hewo! +^.^ Hewo itsewf ^.^ can uWu bwot x3 out Hero's ÚwÚ viwtue. +>_> What x3 man UwU was ^.^ he ^w^ tawk'd with xDD you yestewnyight, +UwU Out uWu at x3 youw window betwixt >_< twewve ÚwÚ and onye? +>_> Nyow, >_> if xDD you OwO awe :3 a ;;w;; maid, answew to UwU this. +:3 Hewo. UwU I ^w^ tawk'd with nyo x3 man uWu at :3 that ^-^ houw, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pedwo. Why, xDD then OwO awe xDD you nyo ^-^ maiden. Leonato, +UwU I ^w^ am sowwy xDD you ^w^ must heaw. >_> Upon x3 my honyouw, +Myself, x3 my brother, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this gwieved xDD Count +Did >_> see hew, hear hew, uWu at :3 that >_> houw >w< wast >w< nyight +Talk with :3 a ruffian uWu at her x3 chambew >_< window, +Who hath :33 indeed, UwU most ^.^ wike :3 a xDD wibewaw villain, +;;w;; Confess'd x3 the ^-^ viwe encounters ;;w;; they uWu have xDD had +^-^ A thousand times uWu in ^.^ secwet. +OwO John. OwO Fie, fie! ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot to be ^-^ nyam'd, x3 my ÚwÚ wowd-- +ÚwÚ Nyot to be ^-^ spoke OwO of; +>_> Thewe >_> is nyot >_> chastity, enough uWu in language +Without offence to :33 uttew OwO them. Thus, OwO pwetty UwU wady, +UwU I ^w^ am sowwy fow >w< thy much UwU misguvwnment. +>_< Cwaud. x3 O :33 Hewo! >_> what :3 a ^.^ Hewo >w< hadst xDD thou :33 been +;;w;; If half >w< thy :33 outwawd uWu gwaces xDD had :33 been pwac'd +About >w< thy >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and uWu counsews of >w< thy :33 heawt! +OwO But ^-^ fawe uWu thee weww, UwU most foul, UwU most :33 faiw! UwU Faweweww, +^.^ Thou puwe OwO impiety ÚwÚ and OwO impious >w< puwity! +For uWu thee I'll OwO wock x3 up aww x3 the :3 gates of xDD wuv, +xDD And on x3 my >_> eyewids UwU shaww conjecture uWu hang, +;;w;; To turn aww beauty x3 into >_< thoughts of >w< hawm, +xDD And >_< nyevew UwU shaww >w< it ^.^ mowe be gracious. +Leon. >_< Hath nyo :33 man's ÚwÚ daggew OwO hewe :3 a :33 point fow me? [Hero UwU swoons.] -uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^-^ cousin? >w< Whewefowe sink you :33 down? -John. Come let OwO us ^.^ go. ^.^ These OwO things, come ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >_< wight, -^-^ Smothew xDD hew uWu spiwits :33 up. -[Exeunt :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :3 Don :3 Juan, ÚwÚ and Claudio.] -uWu Benye. OwO How doth OwO the >w< wady? -uWu Beat. uWu Dead, I uWu think. :3 Hewp, uncwe! -Hewo! >_> why, Hewo! ;;w;; Uncwe! UwU Signyiow x3 Benyedick! Friar! -UwU Weon. :3 O ÚwÚ Fate, UwU take ^.^ nyot away >w< thy :33 heavy UwU hand! -^.^ Death :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest cuvw uWu fow xDD hew ÚwÚ shame -:33 That ^-^ may >w< be :33 wish'd OwO fow. -uWu Beat. OwO How nyow, cousin uWu Hewo? -^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Have UwU comfowt, >_< wady. -UwU Weon. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook ^.^ up? -^w^ Fwiaw. xDD Yea, xDD whewefowe shouwd ^.^ she not? -UwU Weon. >_< Whewefowe? ÚwÚ Why, doth ^.^ nyot every earthly xDD thing -OwO Cwy ÚwÚ shame x3 upon uWu hew? Could ^.^ she here deny -The story UwU that :3 is ;;w;; pwinted in xDD hew blood? -Do ^.^ nyot live, Hero; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; ope UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; ->_< Fow, >_> did I ÚwÚ think :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot >_> quickwy x3 die, -OwO Thought I >w< thy uWu spiwits ;;w;; wewe stronger than >w< thy ^.^ shames, -Myself would uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd >_> of ^w^ wepwoaches -Stwike at >w< thy wife. Griev'd OwO I, I xDD had uWu but ÚwÚ onye? -OwO Chiwd I uWu fow UwU that at xDD fwugaw nature's ^w^ fwame? -:33 O, ^-^ onye xDD too >w< much uWu by thee! UwU Why xDD had I ÚwÚ onye? -UwU Why >w< evew >_< wast :3 thou UwU wuvwy in my :3 eyes? -UwU Why xDD had I ^.^ nyot with chawitabwe hand ->_< Took OwO up :3 a beggar's xDD issue at my ^.^ gates, -OwO Who ;;w;; smiwched ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; miw'd with x3 infamy, -I UwU might ^.^ have said, ^.^ 'Nyo part >_> of ^.^ it :3 is mine; -:3 This ÚwÚ shame >_< dewives itsewf ^-^ fwom uWu unknyown >_< woins'? -But ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and >_< minye I ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and >_< minye I ^.^ pwais'd, -And >_< minye UwU that I ÚwÚ was >_> pwoud OwO on--minye OwO so >w< much -:33 That I ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ was ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ minye, -xDD Vawuing >_> of ^-^ hew--why, :33 she, :33 O, ^.^ she :3 is OwO faww'n -x3 Into :3 a ^.^ pit >_> of ;;w;; ink, UwU that OwO the ^-^ wide ÚwÚ sea -;;w;; Hath ^.^ dwops xDD too xDD few ^-^ to wash xDD hew cwean uWu again, -And salt xDD too wittwe ;;w;; which ^-^ may season ^w^ give -ÚwÚ To xDD hew ;;w;; fouw :33 tainted flesh! -uWu Benye. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. ->_< Fow my UwU pawt, I x3 am OwO so attir'd in >_< wondew, -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. -uWu Beat. :33 O, uWu on my >_> souw, my cousin :3 is xDD bewied! -uWu Benye. Lady, ;;w;; wewe you xDD hew >w< bedfewwow last :3 nyight? -uWu Beat. No, truly, not; awthough, xDD untiw last night, -I ^.^ have :3 this twelvemonth >_< been xDD hew >w< bedfewwow -UwU Weon. >_< Confiwm'd, confiwm'd! :33 O, UwU that :3 is stronger :3 made -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was before OwO baww'd OwO up with xDD wibs >_> of ;;w;; iwon! -Wouwd OwO the two princes wie? ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio >_< wie, -OwO Who :33 wov'd xDD hew OwO so UwU that, ;;w;; speaking >_> of xDD hew foulness, -Wash'd ^.^ it with ÚwÚ teaws? >_< Hence ^-^ fwom her! let xDD hew ^-^ die. -^w^ Fwiaw. >w< Heaw me :3 a >w< wittwe; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have only >_< been ;;w;; siwent OwO so long, -And >w< given uWu way x3 unto :3 this ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO fowtunye, -By nyoting >_> of OwO the >_< wady. I ^.^ have OwO mawk'd -OwO A ^w^ thousand :33 bwushing apparitions -ÚwÚ To start OwO into xDD hew ;;w;; face, :3 a ^w^ thousand innyocent uWu shames -UwU In :3 angew whitenyess beat away x3 those bwushes, -And in xDD hew eye there ;;w;; hath appeaw'd :3 a x3 fiwe -ÚwÚ To >_< buwn OwO the ewwows UwU that ^.^ these princes howd -uWu Against xDD hew OwO maiden :33 twuth. ^-^ Caww me :3 a OwO foow; -OwO Twust ^.^ nyot my reading :3 nyow my >w< obsewvation, -^w^ Which with UwU expewimentaw >w< seaw doth ;;w;; wawwant -The x3 tenyuwe >_> of my ^.^ book; xDD twust ^.^ nyot my ^-^ age, -UwU My reverence, calling, :3 nyow divinyity, ->w< If :3 this ^w^ sweet wady lie ^.^ nyot :33 guiwtwess here -^.^ Undew >w< some >_> biting ewwow. -UwU Weon. Friar, ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. -Thou >w< seest UwU that >w< aww OwO the OwO gwace UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath weft -^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ add ^-^ to xDD hew uWu damnyation -OwO A xDD sin >_> of perjury: ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^w^ denyies it. -UwU Why >_< seek'st :3 thou then ^-^ to cuvw with ;;w;; excuse -:33 That ;;w;; which >_> appeaws in pwopew nakedness? -^w^ Fwiaw. Lady, what man :3 is ^.^ he you awe ^w^ accus'd x3 of? -Hero. ^.^ They xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ do :3 accuse me; I xDD knyow none. ->w< If I xDD knyow ^-^ mowe >_> of ^-^ any man x3 awive ->w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which OwO maiden x3 modesty doth x3 wawwant, ->_> Wet >w< aww my x3 sins wack ^.^ mewcy! :3 O my fathew, -uWu Pwuv you UwU that ^-^ any man with me >_< convews'd -^.^ At ^w^ houws OwO unmeet, ^w^ ow UwU that I :33 yestewnyight -OwO Maintain'd OwO the >_> change >_> of uWu wowds with ^-^ any creature, -Wefuse uWu me, UwU hate uWu me, >_> towtuwe me ^-^ to >_< death! -^w^ Fwiaw. Thewe :3 is >w< some ÚwÚ stwange misprision in OwO the OwO pwinces. -uWu Benye. >w< Two >_> of them ^.^ have OwO the vewy bent >_> of >_> honyouw; -And ^-^ if theiw >_> wisdoms >w< be miswed in this, -The practice >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; wives in uWu John OwO the UwU bastawd, -uWu Whose uWu spiwits >_< toiw in fwame >_> of villanies. -UwU Weon. I xDD knyow not. >w< If uWu they speak uWu but >w< twuth >_> of UwU hew, -^.^ These ^.^ hands uWu shaww >w< teaw :3 hew. >w< If uWu they :33 wwong xDD hew xDD honyouw, -The pwoudest >_> of them uWu shaww ;;w;; weww hear >_> of it. -Time ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so dried :3 this UwU bwood >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -Nyow :3 age OwO so xDD eat OwO up my >_< invention, -Nyow >_> fowtunye :3 made such ^w^ havoc >_> of my means, -Nyow my OwO bad life reft me OwO so >w< much >_> of fwiends, -But uWu they uWu shaww find uWu awak'd in such :3 a >w< kind -Both OwO stwength >_> of ^-^ wimb ÚwÚ and powicy >_> of UwU mind, -:33 Abiwity in means, ÚwÚ and UwU choice >_> of fwiends, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit me >_> of them throughly. -^w^ Fwiaw. Pause :3 awhiwe -And let my counsew ^.^ sway you in :3 this ^.^ case. -Your daughter here OwO the princes weft uWu fow OwO dead, ->_> Wet xDD hew :3 awhiwe >w< be secwetwy ^-^ kept ÚwÚ in, -And pubwish ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ she :3 is UwU dead UwU indeed; -Maintain :3 a ÚwÚ mouwnying ÚwÚ ostentation, -And uWu on >_> youw OwO famiwy's ^.^ owd :33 monyument ->w< Hang xDD mouwnfuw epitaphs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< aww :3 wites -:33 That appertain x3 unto :3 a buwiaw. -UwU Weon. What uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of uWu this? What uWu wiww :3 this x3 do? -^w^ Fwiaw. x3 Mawwy, :3 this ;;w;; weww xDD cawwied uWu shaww uWu on xDD hew behawf -Change :3 swandew ^-^ to UwU wemowse. :33 That :3 is >w< some :33 good. -But ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that ^-^ dweam I uWu on :3 this ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ couwse, -But uWu on :3 this UwU twavaiw ÚwÚ wook uWu fow gweatew uWu biwth. -She >_< dying, as ^.^ it >w< must >w< be OwO so xDD maintain'd, -:3 Upon OwO the x3 instant UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^-^ accus'd, -:33 Shaww >w< be ÚwÚ wamented, pitied, ÚwÚ and excus'd -x3 Of every >_< heawew; uWu fow ^.^ it OwO so ^.^ fawws >_< out -:33 That what ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ we UwU pwize ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the wowth -ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we enjoy it, uWu but being >_< wack'd ÚwÚ and lost, -ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we wack OwO the vawue, then ^-^ we find -The :3 viwtue UwU that UwU possession would ^.^ nyot show OwO us -ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouws. ^w^ So uWu wiww ^.^ it fare with Claudio. -When ^.^ he uWu shaww hear ^.^ she ;;w;; died x3 upon his x3 wowds, -^-^ Th' idea >_> of xDD hew life uWu shaww OwO sweetwy cweep -x3 Into his study >_> of >_< imaginyation, -And every UwU wuvwy organ >_> of xDD hew life -:33 Shaww come appaweww'd in ^-^ mowe pwecious habit, -Mowe ^.^ moving, delicate, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of xDD wife, -x3 Into OwO the eye ÚwÚ and OwO pwospect >_> of his ^w^ souw ->w< Than when ^.^ she uWu wiv'd :3 indeed. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^.^ he mourn -(If >w< evew love xDD had ;;w;; intewest in his liver) -And ^w^ wish ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< accused hew-- -No, >w< though >w< be ^w^ thought his ;;w;; accusation true. ->_> Wet :3 this >w< be so, ÚwÚ and x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but >_< success -uWu Wiww ^.^ fashion OwO the ^-^ event in better ^-^ shape ->w< Than I can uWu way ^.^ it ;;w;; down in wikewihood. -But ^-^ if >w< aww ^-^ aim uWu but :3 this >w< be OwO weveww'd fawse, -The >_> supposition >_> of OwO the lady's death -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ quench OwO the wonder >_> of xDD hew OwO infamy. -And ^-^ if ^.^ it sort ^.^ nyot well, you ^-^ may conceal UwU hew, -UwU As :33 best uWu befits xDD hew >_< wounded uWu weputation, -UwU In >w< some reclusive ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewigious xDD wife, -Out >_> of >w< aww >_> eyes, OwO tongues, uWu minds, ÚwÚ and >w< injuwies. -uWu Benye. UwU Signyiow Leonato, let OwO the ^w^ fwiaw :33 advise OwO you; -And >w< though you xDD knyow my OwO inwawdnyess ÚwÚ and love -^-^ Is vewy >w< much x3 unto OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, -xDD Yet, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, I uWu wiww ^-^ deaw in :3 this -UwU As secwetwy ÚwÚ and justly as >_> youw ^w^ souw -;;w;; Shouwd with >_> youw ÚwÚ body. -UwU Weon. >_> Being UwU that I flow in gwief, -The >w< smawwest ^w^ twinye ^-^ may ;;w;; wead >_> me. -^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww ;;w;; consented. x3 Pwesentwy away; ->_< Fow ^-^ to ÚwÚ stwange >_> sowes stwangewy uWu they xDD stwain OwO the ^w^ cuwe. -^w^ Come, >w< wady, die ^-^ to wive. :3 This >w< wedding :3 day -Perhaps :3 is uWu but ^w^ pwowong'd. >_< Have >_< patience ÚwÚ and endure. ->_< Exeunt [aww uWu but UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Beatwice]. -uWu Benye. OwO Wady Beatrice, ^.^ have you >_> wept >w< aww :3 this whiwe? -uWu Beat. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww weep :3 a >_< whiwe longer. -uWu Benye. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot desiwe ;;w;; that. -uWu Beat. You ^.^ have nyo reason. I ^-^ do ^.^ it fweewy. -uWu Benye. Suwewy I ^-^ do believe >_> youw fair cousin :3 is OwO wwonged. -uWu Beat. xDD Ah, how >w< much UwU might OwO the man deserve >_> of me UwU that would ^.^ wight -her! -uWu Benye. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ to show such x3 fwiendship? -uWu Beat. OwO A vewy x3 even >_< way, uWu but nyo such >w< fwiend. -uWu Benye. May :3 a man ^-^ do it? -uWu Beat. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_> office, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^w^ youws. -uWu Benye. I ^-^ do love nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd OwO so ;;w;; weww as you. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that -strange? -uWu Beat. UwU As ÚwÚ stwange as OwO the xDD thing I xDD knyow not. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe as possibwe uWu fow -me ^-^ to uWu say I loved nyothing OwO so ;;w;; weww as you. But believe me not; ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ yet I lie not. I x3 confess nothing, :3 nyow I deny nothing. I x3 am >_< sowwy -uWu fow my >w< cousin. -uWu Benye. By my ;;w;; swowd, Beatrice, :3 thou wuvst >_> me. -uWu Beat. Do ^.^ nyot sweaw, ÚwÚ and xDD eat it. -uWu Benye. I uWu wiww uWu sweaw uWu by ^.^ it UwU that you love uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ make him xDD eat -^.^ it UwU that :33 says I love ^.^ nyot you. -uWu Beat. uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot xDD eat >_> youw UwU wowd? -uWu Benye. x3 With nyo :33 sauce UwU that can >w< be devised ^-^ to it. I uWu pwotest I love +Beat. Why, >w< how now, cousin? ÚwÚ Whewefowe sink xDD you down? +OwO John. :3 Come wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. ;;w;; These :3 things, come OwO thus to wight, +Smothew her ;;w;; spiwits :33 up. +UwU [Exeunt ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, ^.^ Don OwO Juan, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio.] +Bene. How xDD doth x3 the x3 wady? +Beat. ^.^ Dead, UwU I UwU think. Hewp, ^w^ uncwe! +:33 Hewo! >w< why, :33 Hewo! Uncwe! :33 Signyiow >_< Benyedick! Fwiaw! +Leon. x3 O Fate, OwO take nyot OwO away >w< thy x3 heavy xDD hand! +>_> Death >_> is x3 the >_> faiwest UwU cuvw fow her ^-^ shame +:33 That OwO may be >w< wish'd ;;w;; fow. +Beat. How now, xDD cousin Hero? +Fwiaw. :3 Have comfort, >_> wady. +Leon. uWu Dost xDD thou wook uWu up? +Fwiaw. Yea, ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd ^.^ she ^w^ nyot? +Leon. Whewefowe? Why, xDD doth nyot every ÚwÚ eawthwy ^.^ thing +Cwy ^-^ shame ;;w;; upon OwO hew? Could ^.^ she OwO hewe UwU deny +uWu The ^-^ stowy :3 that >_> is UwU pwinted uWu in her >_< bwood? +Do nyot x3 wive, :33 Hewo; UwU do nyot ^w^ ope ^.^ thinye eyes; +For, uWu did UwU I think xDD thou wouldst nyot quickly >_> die, +;;w;; Thought UwU I >w< thy ;;w;; spiwits :3 wewe stronger than >w< thy >_< shames, +xDD Mysewf ^.^ wouwd on x3 the rearward of xDD wepwoaches +OwO Stwike uWu at >w< thy life. >_< Gwiev'd I, UwU I xDD had >_> but onye? +uWu Chiwd UwU I fow :3 that uWu at ÚwÚ fwugaw ;;w;; nyatuwe's ;;w;; fwame? +>_< O, one ^w^ too much ^.^ by uWu thee! Why xDD had UwU I onye? +Why OwO evew >w< wast xDD thou lovely uWu in x3 my uWu eyes? +Why xDD had UwU I nyot with x3 chawitabwe uWu hand +>w< Took x3 up :3 a ^.^ beggaw's x3 issue uWu at x3 my ^.^ gates, +Who x3 smiwched OwO thus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; miw'd with infamy, +UwU I ^w^ might uWu have said, x3 'Nyo ÚwÚ pawt of >w< it >_> is minye; +This ^-^ shame x3 dewives itsewf from unknown loins'? +OwO But >_> minye, ÚwÚ and >_< minye UwU I ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and >_< minye UwU I prais'd, +xDD And >_< minye :3 that UwU I UwU was OwO pwoud on--mine UwU so much +:33 That UwU I mysewf UwU was to mysewf nyot >_> minye, +:3 Vawuing of her--why, uWu she, >_< O, ^.^ she >_> is fall'n +^.^ Into :3 a pit of uWu ink, :3 that x3 the uWu wide sea +>_< Hath ^.^ dwops ^w^ too x3 few to >_< wash her x3 cwean OwO again, +xDD And ^-^ sawt ^w^ too xDD wittwe which OwO may >_< season UwU give +;;w;; To her fouw xDD tainted uWu fwesh! +Bene. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, be uWu patient. +For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I ^w^ am UwU so attiw'd uWu in OwO wondew, +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to :3 say. +Beat. >_< O, on x3 my x3 souw, x3 my xDD cousin >_> is xDD bewied! +Bene. Lady, :3 wewe xDD you her bedfewwow >w< wast night? +Beat. :3 Nyo, OwO twuwy, x3 nyot; awthough, ÚwÚ untiw >w< wast night, +UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ this ;;w;; twewvemonth :33 been her bedfewwow +Leon. x3 Confiwm'd, confirm'd! >_< O, :3 that >_> is stronger UwU made +>_< Which UwU was >w< befowe baww'd x3 up with OwO wibs of >w< iwon! +Wouwd x3 the >w< two pwinces wie? ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio wie, +Who :3 wov'd her UwU so :3 that, speaking of her ^w^ fouwnyess, +^w^ Wash'd >w< it with teaws? OwO Hence from >_> hew! wet her die. +Fwiaw. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me :3 a UwU wittwe; +For UwU I uWu have >w< onwy :33 been silent UwU so long, +xDD And UwU given uWu way >w< unto ÚwÚ this course of fowtunye, +^-^ By ^.^ nyoting of x3 the >_> wady. UwU I uWu have uWu mawk'd +^-^ A thousand ;;w;; bwushing apparitions +;;w;; To start x3 into her >w< face, :3 a thousand innocent UwU shames +^w^ In ÚwÚ angew >w< whitenyess xDD beat OwO away UwU those bwushes, +xDD And uWu in her ^w^ eye there hath appear'd :3 a fire +;;w;; To buwn x3 the ^-^ ewwows :3 that these pwinces howd +^w^ Against her >_< maiden truth. ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me :3 a foow; +Twust nyot x3 my weading nor x3 my ^.^ obsewvation, +>_< Which with expewimentaw UwU seaw xDD doth :33 wawwant +uWu The tenure of x3 my book; :33 twust nyot x3 my age, +OwO My xDD wevewence, x3 cawwing, nor ;;w;; divinyity, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this x3 sweet uWu wady >_< wie nyot ;;w;; guiwtwess OwO hewe +;;w;; Undew x3 some OwO biting OwO ewwow. +Leon. uWu Fwiaw, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. +^.^ Thou seest :3 that aww x3 the xDD gwace :3 that ^.^ she hath left +Is :3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot >_< add to her uWu damnyation +^-^ A x3 sin of uWu pewjuwy: ^.^ she nyot denyies :3 it. +Why >_< seek'st xDD thou xDD then to UwU cuvw with UwU excuse +:33 That which >_> appeaws uWu in OwO pwopew nakedness? +Fwiaw. Lady, >_> what x3 man >_> is ^.^ he xDD you OwO awe ^-^ accus'd UwU of? +:3 Hewo. ^-^ They ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU do ;;w;; accuse OwO me; UwU I ^.^ knyow none. +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe of xDD any x3 man ^.^ awive +Than :3 that which >_< maiden ÚwÚ modesty xDD doth warrant, +Let aww x3 my :3 sins ^.^ wack mercy! x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +^-^ Pwuv xDD you :3 that xDD any x3 man with ;;w;; me convers'd +At >_> houws >_> unmeet, ow :3 that UwU I yesternight +uWu Maintain'd x3 the change of wowds with xDD any x3 cweatuwe, +UwU Wefuse uWu me, ^-^ hate uWu me, towtuwe ;;w;; me to ;;w;; death! +Fwiaw. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 some ;;w;; stwange UwU mispwision uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pwinces. +Bene. Two of them uWu have x3 the xDD vewy UwU bent of honour; +xDD And >_> if uWu theiw wisdoms be ;;w;; miswed uWu in uWu this, +uWu The pwactice of >w< it ;;w;; wives uWu in John x3 the ÚwÚ bastawd, +>_< Whose ;;w;; spiwits toiw uWu in fwame of >_> viwwanyies. +Leon. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they speak >_> but uWu twuth of hew, +;;w;; These ^.^ hands UwU shaww teaw her. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they wrong her honyouw, +uWu The OwO pwoudest of them UwU shaww weww hear of :3 it. +^-^ Time hath nyot yet UwU so dwied ÚwÚ this :3 bwood of >_> minye, +x3 Nyow age UwU so eat x3 up x3 my invention, +x3 Nyow :3 fowtunye UwU made xDD such havoc of x3 my >_< means, +x3 Nyow x3 my :33 bad >w< wife weft ;;w;; me UwU so much of OwO fwiends, +OwO But ;;w;; they UwU shaww find :33 awak'd uWu in xDD such :3 a uWu kind +UwU Both ÚwÚ stwength of x3 wimb ÚwÚ and UwU powicy of UwU mind, +Abiwity uWu in >_< means, ÚwÚ and UwU choice of OwO fwiends, +;;w;; To ^.^ quit ;;w;; me of them OwO thwoughwy. +Fwiaw. >_> Pause ^-^ awhiwe +xDD And wet x3 my counsel xDD sway xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 case. +uWu Youw daughter OwO hewe x3 the pwinces left fow >_< dead, +Let her ^-^ awhiwe be secwetwy :33 kept x3 in, +xDD And xDD pubwish >w< it :3 that ^.^ she >_> is >_< dead :33 indeed; +xDD Maintain :3 a >w< mouwnying >_> ostentation, +xDD And on x3 youw family's ;;w;; owd ;;w;; monyument +Hang ^-^ mouwnfuw epitaphs, ÚwÚ and UwU do aww rites +:33 That >_< appewtain >w< unto :3 a OwO buwiaw. +Leon. >_> What UwU shaww :33 become of :3 this? >_> What xDD wiww ÚwÚ this ^-^ do? +Fwiaw. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this weww cawwied UwU shaww on her behawf +Change ^-^ swandew to :33 wemowse. :33 That >_> is x3 some UwU good. +OwO But nyot fow :3 that dweam UwU I on ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange course, +OwO But on ÚwÚ this :3 twavaiw wook fow :33 gweatew xDD biwth. +:33 She ÚwÚ dying, >_< as >w< it ^w^ must be UwU so :3 maintain'd, +>_> Upon x3 the x3 instant :3 that ^.^ she UwU was xDD accus'd, +Shall be ÚwÚ wamented, >_< pitied, ÚwÚ and excus'd +Of every hearer; fow >w< it UwU so ^w^ fawws x3 out +:33 That >_> what ^.^ we uWu have ^.^ we >w< pwize nyot to x3 the ^.^ wowth +Whiwes ^.^ we ^.^ enjoy :33 it, >_> but ^.^ being wack'd ÚwÚ and :3 wost, +Why, xDD then ^.^ we ^.^ wack x3 the >w< vawue, xDD then ^.^ we find +uWu The viwtue :3 that >w< possession ^.^ wouwd nyot x3 show >_> us +Whiwes >w< it UwU was >_> ouws. ^w^ So xDD wiww >w< it ^-^ fawe with ^-^ Cwaudio. +x3 When ^.^ he UwU shaww hear ^.^ she >w< died ;;w;; upon :33 his wowds, +xDD Th' >w< idea of her >w< wife UwU shaww sweetly :3 cweep +^.^ Into :33 his ^-^ study of >_< imaginyation, +xDD And every lovely UwU owgan of her >w< wife +Shall come apparell'd uWu in ^.^ mowe >_< pwecious habit, +uWu Mowe ^.^ moving, >_> dewicate, ÚwÚ and full of :3 wife, +^.^ Into x3 the ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and pwospect of :33 his :3 souw +Than when ^.^ she liv'd indeed. UwU Then UwU shaww ^.^ he mouwn +:33 (If OwO evew wuv xDD had ÚwÚ intewest uWu in :33 his UwU wivew) +xDD And ÚwÚ wish ^.^ he xDD had nyot UwU so accused her-- +:3 Nyo, ^w^ though be xDD thought :33 his :33 accusation true. +Let ÚwÚ this be >_> so, ÚwÚ and doubt nyot >_> but >w< success +Will fashion x3 the event uWu in xDD bettew xDD shape +Than UwU I ^.^ can uWu way >w< it down uWu in likelihood. +OwO But >_> if aww aim >_> but ÚwÚ this be levell'd :3 fawse, +uWu The supposition of x3 the >_> wady's :33 death +Will quench x3 the wonder of her xDD infamy. +xDD And >_> if >w< it ;;w;; sowt nyot weww, xDD you OwO may :33 conceaw hew, +;;w;; As best befits her wounded weputation, +^w^ In x3 some ^.^ wecwusive ÚwÚ and religious :3 wife, +UwU Out of aww ^w^ eyes, tongues, x3 minds, ÚwÚ and ^-^ injuwies. +Bene. :33 Signyiow Leonato, wet x3 the >w< fwiaw ;;w;; advise uWu you; +xDD And ^w^ though xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my ;;w;; inwawdnyess ÚwÚ and wuv +Is xDD vewy much >w< unto x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio, +Yet, ^.^ by >_< minye honyouw, UwU I xDD wiww deal uWu in ÚwÚ this +;;w;; As secwetwy ÚwÚ and >_< justwy >_< as x3 youw :3 souw +Should with x3 youw body. +Leon. uWu Being :3 that UwU I fwow uWu in gwief, +uWu The xDD smawwest twinye OwO may lead x3 me. +Fwiaw. 'Tis weww ^w^ consented. Pwesentwy :3 away; +For to ;;w;; stwange x3 sowes OwO stwangewy ;;w;; they ;;w;; stwain x3 the x3 cuwe. +^.^ Come, UwU wady, ^-^ die to wive. This ÚwÚ wedding day +:3 Pewhaps >_> is >_> but ÚwÚ pwowong'd. :3 Have uWu patience ÚwÚ and enduwe. +Exeunt [all >_> but Benyedick ÚwÚ and uWu Beatwice]. +Bene. xDD Wady xDD Beatwice, uWu have xDD you :33 wept aww ÚwÚ this x3 whiwe? +Beat. Yea, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww xDD weep :3 a OwO whiwe wongew. +Bene. UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^.^ desiwe x3 that. +Beat. >_> You uWu have nyo reason. UwU I UwU do >w< it x3 fweewy. +Bene. :3 Suwewy UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve x3 youw >w< faiw xDD cousin >_> is wronged. +Beat. xDD Ah, >w< how much ^w^ might x3 the x3 man OwO desewve of ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ wouwd >w< wight +>_> hew! +Bene. Is there xDD any uWu way to x3 show xDD such >_> fwiendship? +Beat. ^-^ A xDD vewy even :3 way, >_> but nyo xDD such :3 fwiend. +Bene. ^-^ May :3 a x3 man UwU do :33 it? +Beat. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a :33 man's office, >_> but nyot x3 youws. +Bene. UwU I UwU do wuv >_< nyothing uWu in x3 the wowwd UwU so weww >_< as OwO you. Is nyot :3 that +>w< stwange? +Beat. ;;w;; As ;;w;; stwange >_< as x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I ^.^ knyow not. ^.^ It :3 wewe >_< as OwO possibwe fow +;;w;; me to >_> say UwU I xDD wuvd >_< nyothing UwU so weww >_< as OwO you. OwO But ^-^ bewieve ;;w;; me x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and +yet UwU I >_< wie not. UwU I x3 confess uWu nyothing, nor UwU I UwU deny OwO nyothing. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy +fow x3 my :33 cousin. +Bene. ^-^ By x3 my uWu swowd, xDD Beatwice, xDD thou wuvst x3 me. +Beat. Do nyot x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and eat :3 it. +Bene. UwU I xDD wiww >_< sweaw ^.^ by >w< it :3 that xDD you wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him eat +>w< it :3 that ;;w;; says UwU I wuv nyot OwO you. +Beat. Will xDD you nyot eat x3 youw word? +Bene. With nyo UwU sauce :3 that ^.^ can be >w< devised to :3 it. UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I wuv thee. -uWu Beat. UwU Why then, :3 God forgive UwU me! -uWu Benye. What offence, ^w^ sweet Beatrice? -uWu Beat. You ^.^ have stayed me in :3 a x3 happy hour. I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to uWu pwotest I -loved you. -uWu Benye. And ^-^ do ^.^ it with >w< aww >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. -uWu Beat. I love you with OwO so >w< much >_> of my OwO heawt UwU that UwU nyonye :3 is weft ^-^ to -uWu pwotest. -uWu Benye. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; bid me ^-^ do ^w^ anything uWu fow thee. -uWu Beat. Kiww Claudio. -uWu Benye. Ha! ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the ^-^ wide world! -uWu Beat. You :33 kiww me ^-^ to deny it. >w< Faweweww. -uWu Benye. ^.^ Tawwy, ^w^ sweet Beatwice. -uWu Beat. I x3 am gone, >w< though I x3 am here. Thewe :3 is nyo love in you. ;;w;; Nyay, I -pray you let me ^.^ go. -uWu Benye. Beatrice-- -uWu Beat. UwU In :33 faith, I uWu wiww ^.^ go. -uWu Benye. >w< We'ww >w< be fwiends >_> fiwst. -uWu Beat. You dare ^-^ easiew >w< be fwiends with me than fight with >_< minye -enyemy. -uWu Benye. ^-^ Is ^.^ Cwaudio UwU thinye x3 enyemy? -uWu Beat. ^-^ Is UwU 'a ^.^ nyot appwuvd in OwO the >_< height :3 a viwwain, UwU that ;;w;; hath ->_< swandewed, scorned, ^.^ dishonyouwed my x3 kinswoman? :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a -^w^ man! ^-^ What? bear xDD hew in hand xDD untiw uWu they come ^-^ to UwU take x3 hands, ÚwÚ and -then with uWu pubwic ;;w;; accusation, :33 uncuvw'd slander, uWu unmitigated -wancouw--O God, UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^w^ man! I would xDD eat his OwO heawt in OwO the -mawket :3 pwace. -uWu Benye. >w< Heaw uWu me, uWu Beatwice! -uWu Beat. x3 Tawk with :3 a man >_< out at :3 a UwU window!-a pwopew xDD saying! -uWu Benye. Nyay uWu but Beatrice-- -uWu Beat. ^.^ Sweet Hewo! ^.^ she :3 is >_< wwong'd, ^.^ she :3 is sland'red, ^.^ she :3 is undonye. -uWu Benye. Beat-- -uWu Beat. ;;w;; Pwinces ÚwÚ and Counties! Suwewy :3 a >_< pwincewy ÚwÚ testimony, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy -count, UwU Count xDD Comfect, :3 a ^w^ sweet x3 gawwant ^w^ suwewy! :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a man -uWu fow his >w< sake! ^w^ ow UwU that I xDD had ^-^ any fwiend would >w< be :3 a man uWu fow my ->w< sake! But :3 manhood :3 is uWu mewted OwO into cuwsies, valour OwO into compliment, -ÚwÚ and x3 men awe only tuwn'd OwO into tongue, ÚwÚ and xDD twim ones ^w^ too. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 nyow -as ÚwÚ vawiant as xDD Hewcuwes UwU that only uWu tewws :3 a ^.^ wie,and >_< sweaws it. I -cannyot >w< be :3 a man with wishing; OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww die :3 a ^-^ woman with -;;w;; gwieving. -uWu Benye. ^.^ Tawwy, good Beatwice. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, I love thee. -uWu Beat. ;;w;; Use ^.^ it uWu fow my love >w< some uWu othew uWu way than sweawing uWu by it. -uWu Benye. :33 Think you in >_> youw ^w^ souw OwO the UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio ;;w;; hath wrong'd uWu Hewo? -uWu Beat. xDD Yea, as ^w^ suwe :3 is I ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thought ^w^ ow :3 a ÚwÚ souw. -uWu Benye. ^-^ Enyough, I x3 am engag'd, I uWu wiww challenge >_> him. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw -;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and OwO so I xDD weave you. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, ^.^ Cwaudio uWu shaww render me :3 a -dear xDD account. UwU As you hear >_> of uWu me, OwO so ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> me. uWu Go comfort >_> youw ->w< cousin. I >w< must uWu say ^.^ she :3 is dead-and OwO so faweweww. +Beat. Why >w< then, ^w^ God :33 fowgive me! +Bene. >_> What ^-^ offence, x3 sweet ^w^ Beatwice? +Beat. >_> You uWu have ^.^ stayed ;;w;; me uWu in :3 a ^w^ happy hour. UwU I UwU was about to ^w^ pwotest UwU I +xDD wuvd OwO you. +Bene. xDD And UwU do >w< it with aww >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. +Beat. UwU I wuv xDD you with UwU so much of x3 my >_< heawt :3 that >_< nyonye >_> is left to +pwotest. +Bene. ^.^ Come, bid ;;w;; me UwU do ;;w;; anything fow thee. +Beat. ÚwÚ Kiww ^-^ Cwaudio. +Bene. uWu Ha! nyot fow x3 the uWu wide ;;w;; wowwd! +Beat. >_> You OwO kiww ;;w;; me to UwU deny :3 it. uWu Faweweww. +Bene. ;;w;; Tawwy, x3 sweet >_> Beatwice. +Beat. UwU I ^w^ am >w< gonye, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am hewe. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo wuv uWu in OwO you. Nyay, UwU I +pray xDD you wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. +Bene. Beatwice-- +Beat. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. +Bene. ^-^ We'ww be ^w^ fwiends fiwst. +Beat. >_> You dawe xDD easiew be ^w^ fwiends with ;;w;; me than >w< fight with >_< minye +enemy. +Bene. Is OwO Cwaudio ^.^ thinye enyemy? +Beat. Is xDD 'a nyot appwuvd uWu in x3 the height :3 a villain, :3 that hath +;;w;; swandewed, :33 scownyed, ^-^ dishonyouwed x3 my kinswoman? x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a +;;w;; man! What? UwU beaw her uWu in uWu hand ÚwÚ untiw ;;w;; they come to OwO take ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and +xDD then with public uWu accusation, uncover'd slander, UwU unmitigated +OwO wancouw--O :33 God, :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ;;w;; man! UwU I ^.^ wouwd eat :33 his >_< heawt uWu in x3 the +xDD mawket ;;w;; pwace. +Bene. >w< Heaw uWu me, >_< Beatwice! +Beat. Talk with :3 a x3 man x3 out uWu at :3 a x3 window!-a OwO pwopew x3 saying! +Bene. Nyay >_> but Beatwice-- +Beat. ÚwÚ Sweet :33 Hewo! ^.^ she >_> is wrong'd, ^.^ she >_> is sland'red, ^.^ she >_> is >_< undonye. +Bene. ;;w;; Beat-- +Beat. Princes ÚwÚ and OwO Counties! :3 Suwewy :3 a princely testimony, :3 a xDD goodwy +ÚwÚ count, xDD Count x3 Comfect, :3 a x3 sweet OwO gawwant ^-^ suwewy! x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a x3 man +fow :33 his uWu sake! ow :3 that UwU I xDD had xDD any :33 fwiend ^.^ wouwd be :3 a x3 man fow x3 my +uWu sake! OwO But manhood >_> is mewted x3 into ÚwÚ cuwsies, valour x3 into uWu compwiment, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men OwO awe >w< onwy >_> tuwn'd x3 into ;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twim ^-^ onyes UwU too. >w< He >_> is nyow +>_< as uWu vawiant >_< as Hercules :3 that >w< onwy uWu tewws :3 a >w< wie,and ÚwÚ sweaws :3 it. UwU I +;;w;; cannyot be :3 a x3 man with >_< wishing; >_< thewefowe UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die :3 a OwO woman with +:33 gwieving. +Bene. ;;w;; Tawwy, ÚwÚ good >_> Beatwice. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, UwU I wuv thee. +Beat. ^w^ Use >w< it fow x3 my wuv x3 some othew uWu way than swearing ^.^ by :3 it. +Bene. ^w^ Think xDD you uWu in x3 youw :3 souw x3 the xDD Count OwO Cwaudio hath wrong'd Hero? +Beat. Yea, >_< as >_< suwe >_> is UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD thought ow :3 a ^-^ souw. +Bene. ;;w;; Enyough, UwU I ^w^ am :3 engag'd, UwU I xDD wiww challenge ^.^ him. UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss x3 youw +uWu hand, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO weave OwO you. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, OwO Cwaudio UwU shaww render ;;w;; me :3 a +uWu deaw OwO account. ;;w;; As xDD you hear of uWu me, UwU so think of x3 me. Go uWu comfowt x3 youw +:33 cousin. UwU I ^w^ must >_> say ^.^ she >_> is dead-and UwU so farewell. [Exeunt.] -Scene >_> II. -OwO A prison. - -x3 Entew OwO the Constables >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and Verges] ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ Sexton, in UwU gowns, -^w^ [and OwO the Watch, with Conrade and] >_> Bowachio. - -UwU Dog. ^-^ Is ^-^ ouw xDD whowe dissembwy ^.^ appeaw'd? -^w^ Vewg. :33 O, :3 a ^w^ stoow ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< cushion uWu fow OwO the sexton. ->w< Sex. ^w^ Which >w< be OwO the malefactors? -UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, UwU that x3 am I ÚwÚ and my partner. -^w^ Vewg. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. We ^.^ have OwO the exhibition ^-^ to OwO examinye. ->w< Sex. But ;;w;; which awe OwO the offendews UwU that awe ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; examinyed? let them -come before ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Constabwe. -UwU Dog. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, let them come before >_> me. What :3 is >_> youw uWu nyame, -fwiend? -Bor. >_> Bowachio. -UwU Dog. ;;w;; Pway wwite ;;w;; down >_> Bowachio. ^-^ Youws, sirrah? ->_> Con. I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and my name :3 is Conrade. -UwU Dog. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Gentweman Conrade. >w< Mastews, ^-^ do you sewve -^.^ God? -Both. xDD Yea, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we :33 hope. -UwU Dog. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down UwU that uWu they >w< hope uWu they sewve ÚwÚ God; ÚwÚ and wwite :3 God :33 fiwst, -uWu fow :3 God ^w^ defend uWu but :3 God shouwd >w< go before such ^-^ viwwains! >w< Mastews, -^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ pwuvd already UwU that you awe wittwe better than false -knaves, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< go ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought OwO so >w< showtwy. OwO How ÚwÚ answew -you uWu fow yourselves? ->_> Con. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we uWu say ^-^ we awe none. -UwU Dog. OwO A ^-^ mawvewwous ^w^ witty fewwow, I assuwe OwO you; uWu but I uWu wiww >w< go about -with >_> him. Come you hithew, sirrah. OwO A >_> wowd in >_> youw OwO eaw. >_> Siw, I uWu say -^-^ to you, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ thought you awe false knyaves. -ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> Siw, I uWu say ^-^ to you ^-^ we awe none. -UwU Dog. Weww, ^.^ stand OwO aside. Fowe God, uWu they awe uWu both in :3 a >_> tawe. ->_< Have you :3 wwit ;;w;; down UwU that uWu they awe >_> nyonye? ->w< Sex. ^-^ Mastew :33 Constabwe, you >w< go ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu way ^-^ to OwO examinye. You >w< must caww -:3 fowth OwO the watch UwU that awe theiw uWu accusews. -UwU Dog. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, that's OwO the :3 eftest way. >_> Wet OwO the watch come fowth. ->w< Mastews, I chawge you in OwO the Pwince's name :3 accuse ^.^ these ^-^ men. -OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. :3 This man said, ;;w;; siw, UwU that :3 Don uWu John OwO the Pwince's bwothew -ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 viwwain. -UwU Dog. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down Prince uWu John :3 a :3 viwwain. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is fwat >_< pewjuwy, -^-^ to caww :3 a >w< pwince's bwothew :3 viwwain. -ÚwÚ Bowa. ^-^ Mastew uWu Constabwe-- -UwU Dog. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, fewwow, ^-^ peace. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike >w< thy look, I pwomise +Scene UwU II. +^-^ A x3 pwison. + +Entew x3 the UwU Constabwes [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ Vewges] ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu Sexton, uWu in uWu gowns, +[and x3 the uWu Watch, with Conrade uWu and] Borachio. + +^w^ Dog. Is UwU ouw whole dissembly >_> appeaw'd? +>_> Vewg. >_< O, :3 a :33 stoow ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> cushion fow x3 the UwU sexton. +:33 Sex. >_< Which be x3 the xDD mawefactows? +^w^ Dog. OwO Mawwy, :3 that ^w^ am UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my partner. +>_> Vewg. Nyay, ^w^ that's cewtain. We uWu have x3 the >_> exhibition to x3 examinye. +:33 Sex. OwO But which OwO awe x3 the offenders :3 that OwO awe to be examinyed? wet them +come >w< befowe >_< Mastew Constable. +^w^ Dog. Yea, marry, wet them come >w< befowe x3 me. >_> What >_> is x3 youw :33 nyame, +>w< fwiend? +Bor. Borachio. +^w^ Dog. >_> Pway >w< wwite down Borachio. OwO Youws, ÚwÚ siwwah? +x3 Con. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ;;w;; Conwade. +^w^ Dog. :3 Wwite down >_< Mastew Gentweman ;;w;; Conwade. Masters, UwU do xDD you serve +;;w;; God? +;;w;; Both. Yea, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ^-^ hope. +^w^ Dog. :3 Wwite down :3 that ;;w;; they UwU hope ;;w;; they serve x3 God; ÚwÚ and >w< wwite ^w^ God ÚwÚ fiwst, +fow ^w^ God ;;w;; defend >_> but ^w^ God >_> shouwd OwO go >w< befowe xDD such viwwains! Masters, +>w< it >_> is >_> pwuvd xDD awweady :3 that xDD you OwO awe xDD wittwe xDD bettew than UwU fawse +knaves, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD wiww OwO go nyeaw to be xDD thought UwU so >w< showtwy. How answew +xDD you fow >w< youwsewves? +x3 Con. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we >_> say ^.^ we OwO awe none. +^w^ Dog. ^-^ A marvellous ^.^ witty fewwow, UwU I :33 assuwe uWu you; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww OwO go about +with ^.^ him. :3 Come xDD you hithew, sirrah. ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd uWu in x3 youw :3 eaw. UwU Siw, UwU I >_> say +to UwU you, >w< it >_> is xDD thought xDD you OwO awe UwU fawse >_> knyaves. +>_> Bowa. UwU Siw, UwU I >_> say to xDD you ^.^ we OwO awe none. +^w^ Dog. xDD Weww, stand xDD aside. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, ;;w;; they OwO awe both uWu in :3 a ^-^ tawe. +:3 Have xDD you ^-^ wwit down :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe none? +:33 Sex. >_< Mastew ^-^ Constabwe, xDD you OwO go nyot x3 the uWu way to x3 examinye. >_> You ^w^ must caww +fowth x3 the ;;w;; watch :3 that OwO awe uWu theiw accusers. +^w^ Dog. Yea, marry, ^w^ that's x3 the eftest >_> way. Let x3 the ;;w;; watch come forth. +Masters, UwU I :3 chawge xDD you uWu in x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's xDD nyame ;;w;; accuse these ^.^ men. +:3 1. ÚwÚ Watch. This x3 man said, ^w^ siw, :3 that ^.^ Don John x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's ÚwÚ bwothew +UwU was :3 a villain. +^w^ Dog. :3 Wwite down Prince John :3 a villain. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is flat >_< pewjuwy, +to caww :3 a UwU pwince's ÚwÚ bwothew villain. +>_> Bowa. >_< Mastew ^w^ Constabwe-- +^w^ Dog. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, fewwow, peace. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike >w< thy look, UwU I promise thee. ->w< Sex. What heard you him uWu say xDD ewse? -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. x3 Mawwy, UwU that ^.^ he xDD had >_< weceived :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats >_> of :3 Don uWu John -uWu fow :3 accusing OwO the OwO Wady :33 Hewo >_> wwongfuwwy. -UwU Dog. Fwat buwgwawy as >w< evew ÚwÚ was uWu committed. -^w^ Vewg. xDD Yea, uWu by th' ;;w;; mass, UwU that ^.^ it is. ->w< Sex. What ewse, fewwow? -OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. And UwU that UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio >_> did >_> mean, x3 upon his x3 wowds, ^-^ to ->w< disgwace :33 Hewo before OwO the xDD whowe assembly, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. -UwU Dog. :3 O viwwain! :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be :33 condemn'd OwO into xDD evewwasting xDD wedemption -uWu fow ÚwÚ this. ->w< Sex. What xDD ewse? -^-^ Watchmen. :3 This :3 is all. ->w< Sex. And :3 this :3 is :3 mowe, masters, than you can deny. Prince uWu John :3 is -:3 this xDD mownying secwetwy stow'n >_> away. :33 Hewo ÚwÚ was in :3 this manner -^-^ accus'd, in :3 this manner :33 wefus'd, ÚwÚ and x3 upon OwO the >w< gwief >_> of :3 this -:33 suddenwy died. ^-^ Mastew :33 Constabwe, let ^.^ these x3 men >w< be bound ÚwÚ and -^w^ bwought ^-^ to uWu Weonyato's. I uWu wiww >w< go before ÚwÚ and show him theiw -ÚwÚ examinyation. [Exit.] -UwU Dog. ^w^ Come, let them >w< be ;;w;; opinyion'd. -^w^ Vewg. >_> Wet them >w< be in OwO the OwO hands-- ->_> Con. >_< Off, x3 coxcomb! -UwU Dog. God's my xDD wife, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ÚwÚ sexton? >_> Wet him wwite ;;w;; down OwO the -Pwince's ^w^ officew ^-^ coxcomb. ^w^ Come, uWu bind ^w^ them.--Thou ^-^ nyaughty ÚwÚ vawwet! ->_> Con. xDD Away! you awe OwO an ass, you awe OwO an ass. -UwU Dog. Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 suspect my :3 pwace? Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 suspect my -OwO yeaws? :3 O UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe here ^-^ to wwite me ;;w;; down OwO an ^w^ ass! But, masters, -wemembew UwU that I x3 am OwO an ass. ^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot written down, ÚwÚ yet -^-^ fowget ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am OwO an ass. No, :3 thou viwwain, :3 thou art :33 fuww >_> of -piety, as uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ pwov'd x3 upon ÚwÚ thee uWu by good witnyess. I x3 am :3 a xDD wise -fellow; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, OwO an officer; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, :3 a -househowdew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, as pwetty :3 a piece >_> of ^.^ fwesh as ^-^ any -:3 is in Messinya, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows OwO the waw, >w< go to! ÚwÚ and :3 a rich -:3 fewwow enyough, >w< go to! ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 fewwow UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD had ^.^ wosses; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye -UwU that ;;w;; hath two >w< gowns ÚwÚ and OwO evewything xDD handsome about >_> him. >_< Bwing him ->_> away. :3 O UwU that I xDD had >_< been :3 wwit ;;w;; down OwO an ^w^ ass! -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. -The street, ;;w;; nyeaw Leonato's >_< house. - -x3 Entew OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and his bwothew OwO [ :3 Antonyio]. - -:3 Ant. >w< If you >w< go uWu on thus, you uWu wiww :33 kiww OwO youwsewf, -And 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO wisdom ;;w;; thus ^-^ to uWu second >w< gwief -uWu Against OwO youwsewf. -UwU Weon. I pray ÚwÚ thee OwO cease >w< thy counsew, -^w^ Which ^.^ fawws OwO into >_< minye ears as >w< pwofitwess -UwU As >w< watew in :3 a sieve. >w< Give ^.^ nyot me counsew, -Nyow let nyo ;;w;; comfowtew dewight >_< minye ear -But such :3 a ^-^ onye uWu whose ^-^ wwongs ^-^ do suit with x3 minye. ->_< Bwing me :3 a fathew UwU that OwO so :33 wov'd his OwO chiwd, -uWu Whose ^.^ joy >_> of xDD hew :3 is ^w^ uvwwhewm'd >_< wike ÚwÚ minye, -And ;;w;; bid him speak ^-^ to me >_> of uWu patience. -Measure his >_> woe OwO the wength ÚwÚ and bweadth >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -And let ^.^ it ÚwÚ answew every xDD stwain uWu fow ^.^ stwain, -UwU As ;;w;; thus uWu fow thus, ÚwÚ and such :3 a >w< gwief uWu fow :33 such, -UwU In every ;;w;; winyeament, branch, ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and fowm. ->w< If such :3 a ^-^ onye uWu wiww >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and OwO stwoke his ÚwÚ beawd, -UwU Bid UwU sowwow :3 wag, x3 cwy x3 'hem' when ^.^ he shouwd groan, -Patch >w< gwief with pwuvwbs, ^-^ make ^-^ misfowtunye dwunk -x3 With :33 candwe-wastews--bwing him ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to uWu me, -And I >_> of him uWu wiww x3 gathew uWu patience. -But there :3 is nyo such >w< man; for, :33 bwothew, x3 men -^w^ Can counsew ÚwÚ and speak comfort ^-^ to UwU that >w< gwief -^w^ Which uWu they themsewves ^.^ nyot >_> feew; ;;w;; but, ^w^ tasting it, -Their counsew ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 passion, ;;w;; which before -Wouwd ^w^ give preceptial >w< medicinye ^-^ to wage, -Fettew >w< stwong UwU madnyess in :3 a silken thwead, -Chawm x3 ache with ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and OwO agony with wowds. -No, no! ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww xDD men's >w< office ^-^ to speak >_< patience -ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that wwing uWu undew OwO the woad >_> of xDD sowwow, -But nyo ÚwÚ man's :3 viwtue :3 nyow sufficiency -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so :33 mowaw when ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> enduwe -The >_< wike :3 himsewf. OwO Thewefowe ^w^ give me nyo x3 counsew. -UwU My gwiefs x3 cwy woudew than advewtisement. -:3 Ant. ÚwÚ Thewein ^-^ do x3 men ^-^ fwom chiwdwen nyothing differ. -UwU Weon. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^-^ peace. I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; ->_< Fow there ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet philosopher -:33 That :33 couwd >_> enduwe OwO the ^w^ toothache :33 patientwy, -Howevew uWu they ^.^ have :3 wwit OwO the ^w^ stywe >_> of UwU gods -And :3 made :3 a push at uWu chance ÚwÚ and uWu suffewance. -:3 Ant. >_> Yet ^-^ bend ^.^ nyot >w< aww OwO the harm x3 upon OwO youwsewf. -UwU Make x3 those UwU that ^-^ do offend you suffer ^w^ too. -UwU Weon. Thewe :3 thou OwO speak'st reason. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. -UwU My ^w^ souw doth tell me :33 Hewo :3 is ^w^ bewied; -And UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ Cwaudio know; OwO so uWu shaww OwO the Pwince, -And >w< aww >_> of them UwU that ;;w;; thus ^-^ dishonyouw :3 hew. - -x3 Entew :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and Claudio. - -:3 Ant. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio hastily. -Pedwo. Good den, Good den. ->_> Cwaud. Good :3 day ^-^ to uWu both >_> of you. -UwU Weon. >w< Heaw you, my UwU wowds! -Pedwo. We ^.^ have >w< some haste, :3 Weonyato. -UwU Weon. uWu Some haste, my wowd! well, fare you well, my :33 wowd. -uWu Awe you OwO so ^-^ hasty ^w^ nyow? Weww, >w< aww :3 is ^w^ onye. -Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< quawwew with >w< us, good ^.^ owd xDD man. -:3 Ant. >w< If ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ wight ^-^ himsewf with UwU quawwewwing, -uWu Some >_> of OwO us would lie ;;w;; wow. ->_> Cwaud. OwO Who ^-^ wwongs OwO him? -UwU Weon. x3 Mawwy, :3 thou OwO dost :33 wwong uWu me, :3 thou >_> dissembwew, thou! -;;w;; Nyay, never uWu way >w< thy hand x3 upon >w< thy swowd; -I ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee not. ->_> Cwaud. Mary, OwO beshwew my hand ->w< If ^.^ it shouwd ^w^ give >_> youw :3 age such cause >_> of fear. -UwU In :33 faith, my hand meant nyothing ^-^ to my ^w^ swowd. -UwU Weon. ÚwÚ Tush, uWu tush, ^w^ man! never fweew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ jest at me -I speak ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a dotard :3 nyow :3 a fool, -UwU As uWu undew UwU pwiviwege >_> of :3 age ^-^ to brag -What I ^.^ have x3 donye being young, ^w^ ow what would uWu do, -Were I ^.^ nyot ^.^ owd. Knyow, :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ to >w< thy uWu head, -Thou x3 hast OwO so wrong'd >_< minye innyocent >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and me -:33 That I x3 am fowc'd ^-^ to uWu way my uWu wevewence uWu by -And, with :3 gwey ^w^ haiws ÚwÚ and >_< bwuise >_> of many OwO days, -Do challenge ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU twiaw >_> of :3 a xDD man. -I uWu say :3 thou x3 hast belied >_< minye innyocent x3 chiwd; -x3 Thy :3 swandew ;;w;; hath gonye OwO thwough ÚwÚ and OwO thwough xDD hew xDD heawt, -And ^.^ she >_> wied buwied with xDD hew ancestows- -:33 O, in :3 a tomb xDD whewe never OwO scandaw slept, -ÚwÚ Save :3 this >_> of x3 hews, x3 fwam'd uWu by >w< thy villany! ->_> Cwaud. UwU My viwwany? -UwU Weon. Thine, uWu Cwaudio; UwU thinye I >w< say. -Pedwo. You uWu say ^.^ nyot >_< wight, ^.^ owd man -UwU Weon. UwU My lord, my lord, -I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu on his ÚwÚ body ^-^ if ^.^ he dare, -Despite his nice :33 fence ÚwÚ and his ^-^ active pwactice, -His May >_> of xDD youth ÚwÚ and UwU bwoom >_> of ÚwÚ wustihood. ->_> Cwaud. xDD Away! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with you. -UwU Weon. OwO Canst :3 thou OwO so :3 daff x3 me? Thou x3 hast xDD kiww'd my chiwd. ->w< If :3 thou kill'st uWu me, OwO boy, :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 kiww :3 a xDD man. -UwU And. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww :33 kiww two >_> of >w< us, ÚwÚ and x3 men >_< indeed -But that's nyo matter; let him :33 kiww ^-^ onye >_> fiwst. -:3 Win me ÚwÚ and wear UwU me! >_> Wet him ÚwÚ answew >_> me. -^w^ Come, follow uWu me, UwU boy,. ^w^ Come, x3 siw OwO boy, come follow >_> me. -Sir OwO boy, I'll x3 whip you ^-^ fwom >_> youw >w< foinying fence! -;;w;; Nyay, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, I uWu wiww. -UwU Weon. uWu Bwothew-- -:3 Ant. Content OwO youwsewf. :3 God knows I :33 wov'd my niece, -And ^.^ she :3 is OwO dead, slander'd ^-^ to death uWu by viwwains, -:33 That dare as ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ answew :3 a man >_< indeed -UwU As I dare UwU take :3 a sewpent uWu by OwO the OwO tongue. -Boys, ^.^ apes, bwaggawts, UwU jacks, milksops! -UwU Weon. ^w^ Bwothew ^-^ Anthony-- -:3 Ant. Hold you ÚwÚ content. >_> What, ^w^ man! I xDD knyow ;;w;; them, ^-^ yea, -And what uWu they UwU weigh, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost scwupwe, -Scambwing, >_> outfacing, fashion-monging uWu boys, -:33 That lie ÚwÚ and :33 cog ÚwÚ and fwout, ^w^ depwave ÚwÚ and slander, -uWu Go anticwy, show >_> outwawd hideousnyess, -And speak x3 off half :3 a ;;w;; dozen dang'wous x3 wowds, -OwO How uWu they UwU might hurt theiw ;;w;; enyemies, ^-^ if uWu they durst; -And :3 this :3 is all. -UwU Weon. But, bwothew ^-^ Anthony-- -:3 Ant. ^w^ Come, 'tis nyo OwO mattew. -Do ^.^ nyot you meddle; let me ^-^ deaw in ÚwÚ this. -Pedwo. :3 Gentwemen ^.^ both, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 wake >_> youw uWu patience. -UwU My OwO heawt :3 is >_< sowwy uWu fow >_> youw :33 daughtew's ^w^ death; -But, uWu on my xDD honyouw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO chawg'd with nyothing -But what ÚwÚ was true, ÚwÚ and vewy :33 fuww >_> of proof. -UwU Weon. UwU My lord, my lord-- -Pedwo. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear you. -UwU Weon. ;;w;; Nyo? ^w^ Come, :33 bwothew, ;;w;; away!--I uWu wiww >w< be UwU heawd. -:3 Ant. And ^-^ shaww, ^w^ ow >w< some >_> of OwO us uWu wiww smawt uWu fow it. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ ambo. - -x3 Entew x3 Benyedick. - -Pedwo. ^w^ See, >w< see! ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the man ^-^ we went ^-^ to ^w^ seek. ->_> Cwaud. Nyow, UwU signyiow, what x3 nyews? -uWu Benye. Good day, my :33 wowd. -Pedwo. Wewcome, :33 signyiow. You awe ^w^ awmost come ^-^ to part ^w^ awmost :3 a fray. ->_> Cwaud. We xDD had x3 wik'd ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ ouw two xDD nyoses >w< snyapp'd x3 off with two -^.^ owd x3 men ^-^ without teeth. -Pedwo. OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and his brother. What think'st thou? Had ^-^ we OwO fought, -I x3 doubt ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have >_< been xDD too x3 young uWu fow ^.^ them. -uWu Benye. UwU In :3 a false >_< quawwew there :3 is nyo OwO twue vawouw. I came ^-^ to >w< seek -you >_> both. ->_> Cwaud. We ^.^ have >_< been OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to >w< seek thee; uWu fow ^-^ we awe high-pwoof -mewanchowy, ÚwÚ and would fain ^.^ have ^.^ it >_> beaten >_> away. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; use >w< thy -^.^ wit? -uWu Benye. ^w^ It :3 is in my scabbard. :33 Shaww I dwaw it? -Pedwo. Dost :3 thou wear >w< thy ÚwÚ wit uWu by >w< thy x3 side? ->_> Cwaud. uWu Nyevew ^-^ any >_> did so, >w< though vewy many ^.^ have >_< been >_> beside theiw -wit. I uWu wiww ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee x3 dwaw, as ^-^ we ^-^ do OwO the >_> minstwew--dwaw ^-^ to -^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ us. -Pedwo. UwU As I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest man, ^.^ he looks ÚwÚ pawe. Awt :3 thou uWu sick ^w^ ow -angwy? ->_> Cwaud. >_> What, :3 couwage, ^w^ man! What >w< though cawe xDD kiww'd :3 a ^w^ cat, :3 thou x3 hast -mettle enough in ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 kiww cawe. -uWu Benye. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww ^.^ meet >_> youw ÚwÚ wit in OwO the career OwO an you chawge ^.^ it -x3 against >_> me. I pray you OwO choose another ^w^ subject. ->_> Cwaud. Nyay then, ^w^ give him another ^.^ staff; :3 this last ÚwÚ was x3 bwoke ;;w;; cwoss. -Pedwo. By :3 this >_< wight, ^.^ he x3 changes ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he >w< be :3 angwy -:3 indeed. ->_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ be, ^.^ he knows how ^-^ to xDD tuwn his UwU giwdwe. -uWu Benye. :33 Shaww I speak :3 a >_> wowd in >_> youw :3 eaw? ->_> Cwaud. :3 God bless me ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO chawwenge! -uWu Benye. >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Cwaudio] You awe :3 a :3 viwwain. I ÚwÚ jest not; I uWu wiww ^-^ make -^.^ it good how you dare, with what you dare, ÚwÚ and when you >_> dawe. Do -me >_< wight, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww uWu pwotest >_> youw cowardice. You ^.^ have xDD kiww'd :3 a -^w^ sweet >w< wady, ÚwÚ and xDD hew death uWu shaww ^-^ faww :33 heavy uWu on you. >_> Wet me hear -^-^ fwom you. ->_> Cwaud. Weww, I uWu wiww ^.^ meet you, OwO so I ^-^ may ^.^ have good ^.^ cheew. -Pedwo. >_> What, :3 a >w< feast, :3 a :3 feast? ->_> Cwaud. uWu I' :33 faith, I :3 thank ^w^ him, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; bid me ^-^ to :3 a calve's head ÚwÚ and -:3 a capon, OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawve UwU most cuwiouswy, uWu say my -knife's ^.^ nyaught. :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot find :3 a ^-^ woodcock too? -uWu Benye. >_> Siw, >_> youw ÚwÚ wit UwU ambwes ;;w;; weww; ^.^ it :33 goes x3 easiwy. -Pedwo. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee how xDD Beatwice ^.^ pwais'd >w< thy ÚwÚ wit OwO the uWu othew day. I -^w^ said :3 thou xDD hadst :3 a fine >_< wit: 'True,' ^w^ said :33 she, UwU 'a fine wittwe -onye.' ^-^ 'Nyo,' ^w^ said OwO I, UwU 'a gweat ^-^ wit.' ^w^ 'Wight,' :33 says :33 she, UwU 'a gweat -:3 gwoss onye.' UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said OwO I, UwU 'a good ^-^ wit.' OwO 'Just,' ^w^ said :33 she, 'it -hurts :3 nyobody.' UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said OwO I, ^w^ 'the ^-^ gentweman :3 is UwU wise.' 'Certain,' -^w^ said :33 she, :3 a xDD wise gentweman.' UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said OwO I, 'he ;;w;; hath OwO the -ÚwÚ tongues.' UwU 'That I >_< bewieve' ^w^ said :33 she, 'for ^.^ he :33 swowe :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to me -uWu on Monday night ;;w;; which ^.^ he fowswowe uWu on >w< Tuesday x3 mownying. There's :3 a -double UwU tongue; :33 thewe's two ÚwÚ tongues.' ÚwÚ Thus >_> did ^.^ she OwO an hour ->_> togethew transshape >w< thy pawticuwaw virtues. >_> Yet at last ^.^ she -concwuded with :3 a >w< sigh, :3 thou >_< wast OwO the proper'st man in :3 Itawy. ->_> Cwaud. >_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ she >_> wept >_> heawtiwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ she ^w^ cawed not. -Pedwo. xDD Yea, UwU that ^.^ she did; uWu but >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ she >_> did ^.^ nyot -UwU hate him deadly, ^.^ she would love him uWu deawwy. The ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's -daughter told OwO us all. ->_> Cwaud. Aww, all! ÚwÚ and x3 moweuvw, :3 God ^-^ saw him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was hid in OwO the ->_< gawden. -Pedwo. But when uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD set OwO the savage buww's howns uWu on OwO the -sensible Benyedick's >_< head? ->_> Cwaud. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ^w^ text underneath, :3 'Hewe dwells Benedick, OwO the married -man'? -uWu Benye. Fawe you well, >w< boy; you xDD knyow my mind. I uWu wiww xDD weave you :3 nyow ^-^ to ->_> youw >_> gossipwike OwO humouw. You >_< bweak :33 jests as braggards ^-^ do theiw -blades, ;;w;; which :3 God >w< be x3 thanked hurt not. UwU My lord, uWu fow >_> youw many -couwtesies I :3 thank you. I >w< must ÚwÚ discontinyue >_> youw :33 company. Your -bwothew OwO the xDD bastawd :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ fwom Messina. You ^.^ have UwU among you -xDD kiww'd :3 a ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and innyocent >_< wady. >_< Fow my Wowd Lackbeard there, ^.^ he -ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww uWu meet; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww then xDD peace >w< be with >_> him. -[Exit.] -Pedwo. ÚwÚ He :3 is in earnest. ->_> Cwaud. UwU In UwU most :3 pwofound eawnyest; :3 and, I'll ;;w;; wawwant you, uWu fow OwO the -love >_> of Beatwice. -Pedwo. And ;;w;; hath challeng'd thee. ->_> Cwaud. uWu Most ;;w;; sincewewy. -Pedwo. What :3 a pwetty xDD thing man :3 is when ^.^ he :33 goes in his ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and -hose ÚwÚ and leaves x3 off his :3 wit! - -x3 Entew Constables >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ Vewges, with OwO the Watch, ;;w;; weading] -Conrade ÚwÚ and >_> Bowachio. - ->_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ He :3 is then :3 a giant ^-^ to OwO an xDD ape; uWu but then :3 is OwO an ape :3 a doctow ^-^ to -such :3 a xDD man. -Pedwo. But, ^.^ soft you, let me xDD be! :33 Pwuck uWu up, my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and >w< be sad! -OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot uWu say my bwothew ÚwÚ was ;;w;; fwed? -UwU Dog. Come you, sir. >w< If :33 justice cannyot ^w^ tame you, ^.^ she uWu shaww :33 nye'ew -^.^ weigh ^-^ mowe reasons in xDD hew >_> bawance. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you >w< be :3 a ^-^ cuwsing -hypocrite once, you >w< must >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. -Pedwo. OwO How ^w^ nyow? two >_> of my >_< bwothew's x3 men ÚwÚ bound? >w< Bowachio ^w^ onye. ->_> Cwaud. xDD Heawken aftew theiw offence, my :33 wowd. -Pedwo. UwU Officews, what OwO offence ^.^ have ^.^ these x3 men ;;w;; donye? -UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu they ^.^ have committed false OwO wepowt; x3 moweuvw, uWu they -^.^ have spoken ^-^ untwuths; secondawiwy, uWu they awe slanders; ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ and -:3 wastwy, uWu they ^.^ have belied :3 a lady; ^.^ thiwdwy, uWu they ^.^ have vewified -^.^ unjust OwO things; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to conclude, uWu they awe lying knyaves. -Pedwo. First, I ÚwÚ ask ÚwÚ thee what uWu they ^.^ have done; ^.^ thiwdwy, I ÚwÚ ask ÚwÚ thee -^w^ what's theiw UwU offence; ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ and :3 wastwy, x3 why uWu they awe xDD committed; -ÚwÚ and ^-^ to conclude, what you uWu way ^-^ to theiw :33 chawge. ->_> Cwaud. Wightwy reasoned, ÚwÚ and in his >_> own :33 division; ÚwÚ and uWu by my troth -:33 thewe's ^-^ onye meaning ;;w;; weww OwO suited. -Pedwo. OwO Who ^.^ have you ;;w;; offended, masters, UwU that you awe ;;w;; thus bound ^-^ to ->_> youw OwO answew? :3 This ^w^ weawnyed ^w^ constabwe :3 is xDD too ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ to >w< be -understood. What's >_> youw ÚwÚ offence? -ÚwÚ Bowa. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, let me >w< go nyo farther ^-^ to >_< minye >w< answew. Do you -hear uWu me, ÚwÚ and let :3 this UwU Count :33 kiww >_> me. I ^.^ have >w< deceived x3 even >_> youw -vewy OwO eyes. What >_> youw >_> wisdoms :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :33 discuvw, ^.^ these shawwow -fools ^.^ have ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_< wight, ^-^ who in OwO the night ;;w;; uvwheawd me -confessing ^-^ to :3 this man, how :3 Don uWu John >_> youw bwothew incensed me ^-^ to -:3 swandew OwO the OwO Wady Hero; how you ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bwought OwO into OwO the owchawd ÚwÚ and -^-^ saw me couwt >_< Mawgawet in ^.^ Hewo's garments; how you disgrac'd xDD hew -when you shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. UwU My xDD viwwany uWu they ^.^ have x3 upon record, -;;w;; which I xDD had wathew >w< seaw with my death than :33 wepeat xDD uvw ^-^ to my ->w< shame. The wady :3 is UwU dead x3 upon >_< minye ÚwÚ and my >_< mastew's false -^w^ accusation; ÚwÚ and :3 bwiefwy, I desiwe nyothing uWu but OwO the reward >_> of :3 a -:3 viwwain. -Pedwo. Wuns ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO speech >_< wike iwon OwO thwough >_> youw blood? ->_> Cwaud. I ^.^ have dwunk :3 poison whiwes ^.^ he uttew'd it. -Pedwo. But >_> did my bwothew xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu on ^-^ to uWu this? -ÚwÚ Bowa. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ paid me richly uWu fow OwO the practice >_> of it. -Pedwo. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 compos'd ÚwÚ and x3 fwam'd >_> of tweachewy, -And xDD fwed ^.^ he :3 is x3 upon :3 this villany. ->_> Cwaud. ^.^ Sweet ÚwÚ Hewo, :3 nyow >w< thy ^.^ image doth :3 appeaw -UwU In OwO the x3 wawe sembwance UwU that I :33 wov'd ^.^ it >_> fiwst. -UwU Dog. ^w^ Come, bwing away OwO the UwU pwaintiffs. By :3 this UwU time ^-^ ouw OwO sexton ;;w;; hath -xDD wefowmed UwU Signyiow OwO Weonyato >_> of OwO the OwO mattew. And, masters, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot -^-^ fowget ^-^ to specify, when UwU time ÚwÚ and place uWu shaww serve, UwU that I x3 am OwO an +:33 Sex. >_> What heard xDD you ^.^ him >_> say else? +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. OwO Mawwy, :3 that ^.^ he xDD had uWu weceived :3 a thousand ;;w;; ducats of ^.^ Don John +fow accusing x3 the xDD Wady ^.^ Hewo xDD wwongfuwwy. +^w^ Dog. ^.^ Fwat >_< buwgwawy >_< as OwO evew UwU was :33 committed. +>_> Vewg. Yea, ^.^ by x3 th' UwU mass, :3 that >w< it >w< is. +:33 Sex. >_> What else, fewwow? +:3 1. ÚwÚ Watch. xDD And :3 that xDD Count OwO Cwaudio uWu did mean, ;;w;; upon :33 his wowds, to +xDD disgwace ^.^ Hewo >w< befowe x3 the whole ;;w;; assembwy, ÚwÚ and nyot marry her. +^w^ Dog. x3 O :33 viwwain! xDD thou wiwt be condemn'd x3 into everlasting wedemption +fow UwU this. +:33 Sex. >_> What else? +Watchmen. This >_> is all. +:33 Sex. xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is >_> mowe, mastews, than xDD you ^.^ can deny. Prince John >_> is +ÚwÚ this mownying secwetwy :3 stow'n xDD away. ^.^ Hewo UwU was uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ mannyew +xDD accus'd, uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ wefus'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; upon x3 the grief of ÚwÚ this +;;w;; suddenwy ÚwÚ died. >_< Mastew ^-^ Constabwe, wet these ;;w;; men be bound ÚwÚ and +^.^ bwought to ^-^ Weonyato's. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >w< befowe ÚwÚ and x3 show ^.^ him uWu theiw +;;w;; examinyation. ^-^ [Exit.] +^w^ Dog. ^.^ Come, wet them be ^-^ opinyion'd. +>_> Vewg. Let them be uWu in x3 the hands-- +x3 Con. Off, UwU coxcomb! +^w^ Dog. >_> God's x3 my :3 wife, where's x3 the OwO sexton? Let ^.^ him >w< wwite down x3 the +;;w;; Pwince's officer ^.^ coxcomb. ^.^ Come, bind uWu them.--Thou naughty OwO vawwet! +x3 Con. >_> Away! xDD you OwO awe >w< an ass, xDD you OwO awe >w< an ass. +^w^ Dog. uWu Dost xDD thou nyot >_> suspect x3 my :3 pwace? uWu Dost xDD thou nyot >_> suspect x3 my +years? x3 O :3 that ^.^ he :3 wewe OwO hewe to >w< wwite ;;w;; me down >w< an ^w^ ass! But, mastews, +remember :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< an ass. ;;w;; Though >w< it be nyot ÚwÚ wwitten ;;w;; down, yet +x3 fowget nyot :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< an ass. :3 Nyo, xDD thou villain, xDD thou awt full of +piety, >_< as UwU shaww be ^.^ pwov'd ;;w;; upon uWu thee ^.^ by ÚwÚ good witness. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a uWu wise +fellow; ÚwÚ and which >_> is >_> mowe, >w< an >w< officew; ÚwÚ and which >_> is >_> mowe, :3 a +^-^ househowdew; ÚwÚ and which >_> is >_> mowe, >_< as OwO pwetty :3 a ^.^ piece of >w< fwesh >_< as xDD any +>_> is uWu in ÚwÚ Messinya, ÚwÚ and one :3 that xDD knyows x3 the waw, OwO go ÚwÚ to! ÚwÚ and :3 a rich +fewwow UwU enyough, OwO go ÚwÚ to! ÚwÚ and :3 a fewwow :3 that hath xDD had ^.^ wosses; ÚwÚ and one +:3 that hath >w< two ^.^ gowns ÚwÚ and evewything handsome about ^.^ him. Bring ^.^ him +xDD away. x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD had :33 been ^-^ wwit down >w< an ^w^ ass! +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. Scene ^.^ I. +uWu The stweet, nyeaw Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew Weonyato ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew :3 [ xDD Antonyio]. + +Ant. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO go on thus, xDD you xDD wiww OwO kiww yourself, +xDD And UwU 'tis nyot ^.^ wisdom OwO thus to second grief +^w^ Against OwO youwsewf. +Leon. UwU I pray uWu thee xDD cease >w< thy counsew, +>_< Which ^w^ fawws x3 into >_< minye OwO eaws >_< as :33 pwofitwess +;;w;; As UwU watew uWu in :3 a ^-^ sieve. Give nyot ;;w;; me counsew, +x3 Nyow wet nyo comforter delight >_< minye ear +OwO But xDD such :3 a one x3 whose >_< wwongs UwU do >_> suit with ^w^ minye. +Bring ;;w;; me :3 a >w< fathew :3 that UwU so :3 wov'd :33 his child, +>_< Whose joy of her >_> is overwhelm'd ^.^ wike >_> minye, +xDD And bid ^.^ him speak to ;;w;; me of OwO patience. +Measure :33 his woe x3 the :33 wength ÚwÚ and bweadth of >_> minye, +xDD And wet >w< it answew every ;;w;; stwain fow :33 stwain, +;;w;; As OwO thus fow thus, ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a grief fow xDD such, +^w^ In every winyeament, branch, UwU shape, ÚwÚ and fowm. +;;w;; If xDD such :3 a one xDD wiww ;;w;; smiwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwoke :33 his UwU beawd, +x3 Bid sorrow wag, cwy ÚwÚ 'hem' when ^.^ he >_> shouwd gwoan, +Patch grief with pwuvwbs, >_< make OwO misfowtunye UwU dwunk +With xDD candwe-wastews--bwing ^.^ him yet to uWu me, +xDD And UwU I of ^.^ him xDD wiww gathew OwO patience. +OwO But there >_> is nyo xDD such xDD man; for, brother, ;;w;; men +UwU Can counsel ÚwÚ and speak uWu comfowt to :3 that grief +>_< Which ;;w;; they x3 themsewves nyot feel; but, :3 tasting :33 it, +^-^ Theiw counsel tuwns to ^-^ passion, which >w< befowe +Wouwd UwU give pweceptiaw medicinye to rage, +OwO Fettew >w< stwong ^-^ madnyess uWu in :3 a siwken ^w^ thwead, +^-^ Chawm ache with ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ and agony with ÚwÚ wowds. +:3 Nyo, no! 'Tis aww men's ^.^ office to speak uWu patience +;;w;; To UwU those :3 that wring :33 undew x3 the woad of >_> sowwow, +OwO But nyo :33 man's viwtue nor xDD sufficiency +;;w;; To be UwU so :3 mowaw when ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO enduwe +uWu The ^.^ wike himself. Therefore UwU give ;;w;; me nyo :3 counsew. +OwO My griefs cwy :33 woudew than :33 advewtisement. +Ant. OwO Thewein UwU do ;;w;; men from x3 chiwdwen >_< nyothing ^-^ diffew. +Leon. UwU I pray uWu thee peace. UwU I xDD wiww be >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwood; +For there UwU was >_< nyevew yet x3 phiwosophew +:33 That couwd OwO enduwe x3 the UwU toothache patientwy, +UwU Howevew ;;w;; they uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 the >_> stywe of gods +xDD And UwU made :3 a :3 push uWu at chance ÚwÚ and sufferance. +Ant. ÚwÚ Yet >w< bend nyot aww x3 the x3 hawm ;;w;; upon OwO youwsewf. +^-^ Make UwU those :3 that UwU do ^-^ offend xDD you suffew UwU too. +Leon. >_> Thewe xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st reason. Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. +OwO My :3 souw xDD doth tell ;;w;; me ^.^ Hewo >_> is belied; +xDD And :3 that UwU shaww OwO Cwaudio know; UwU so UwU shaww x3 the >_< Pwince, +xDD And aww of them :3 that OwO thus x3 dishonyouw her. + +Entew ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. + +Ant. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio ;;w;; hastiwy. +Pedwo. ^-^ Good ^.^ den, ^-^ Good >_> den. +>_< Cwaud. ^-^ Good day to both of OwO you. +Leon. >w< Heaw UwU you, x3 my lords! +Pedwo. We uWu have x3 some xDD haste, :33 Weonyato. +Leon. ;;w;; Some xDD haste, x3 my ^.^ wowd! weww, ^-^ fawe xDD you weww, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so >_> hasty ^.^ nyow? xDD Weww, aww >_> is onye. +Pedwo. Nyay, UwU do nyot ^-^ quawwew with us, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd man. +Ant. ;;w;; If ^.^ he couwd >w< wight >_< himsewf with ^-^ quawwewwing, +;;w;; Some of >_> us ^.^ wouwd >_< wie wow. +>_< Cwaud. Who >_< wwongs him? +Leon. OwO Mawwy, xDD thou dost wrong uWu me, xDD thou dissembler, ^w^ thou! +Nyay, >_< nyevew uWu way >w< thy uWu hand ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^-^ swowd; +UwU I feaw uWu thee not. +>_< Cwaud. Mawy, :3 beshwew x3 my uWu hand +;;w;; If >w< it >_> shouwd UwU give x3 youw age xDD such cause of ;;w;; feaw. +^w^ In ^w^ faith, x3 my uWu hand meant >_< nyothing to x3 my ^-^ swowd. +Leon. Tush, >_< tush, ;;w;; man! >_< nyevew ÚwÚ fweew ÚwÚ and xDD jest uWu at ;;w;; me +UwU I speak nyot ^.^ wike :3 a >_< dotawd nor :3 a x3 foow, +;;w;; As :33 undew OwO pwiviwege of age to bwag +>_> What UwU I uWu have donye ^.^ being >_> young, ow >_> what ^.^ wouwd UwU do, +^.^ Wewe UwU I nyot ^-^ owd. Knyow, Claudio, to >w< thy head, +^.^ Thou x3 hast UwU so wrong'd >_< minye innocent chiwd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; fowc'd to uWu way x3 my ^w^ wevewence ^.^ by +^.^ And, with ^w^ gwey >_< haiws ÚwÚ and bwuise of UwU many uWu days, +Do challenge uWu thee to uWu twiaw of :3 a man. +UwU I >_> say xDD thou x3 hast belied >_< minye innocent child; +x3 Thy ^-^ swandew hath >_> gonye ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough her uWu heawt, +xDD And ^.^ she lied buried with her ancestors- +>_< O, uWu in :3 a tomb :3 whewe >_< nyevew OwO scandaw swept, +:3 Save ÚwÚ this of ÚwÚ hews, >w< fwam'd ^.^ by >w< thy >_< viwwany! +>_< Cwaud. OwO My villany? +Leon. Thinye, ^w^ Cwaudio; ^.^ thinye UwU I :3 say. +Pedwo. >_> You >_> say nyot wight, ;;w;; owd x3 man +Leon. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, +I'll ^-^ pwuv >w< it on :33 his >w< body >_> if ^.^ he x3 dawe, +^-^ Despite :33 his UwU nyice ;;w;; fence ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO active ^-^ pwactice, +ÚwÚ His ^-^ May of :33 youth ÚwÚ and bloom of ^.^ wustihood. +>_< Cwaud. >_> Away! UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have to UwU do with OwO you. +Leon. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou UwU so ^w^ daff me? ^.^ Thou x3 hast kill'd x3 my :33 chiwd. +;;w;; If xDD thou ^-^ kiww'st uWu me, ^-^ boy, xDD thou shalt OwO kiww :3 a man. +:3 And. >w< He UwU shaww OwO kiww >w< two of us, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men ÚwÚ indeed +OwO But ^w^ that's nyo mattew; wet ^.^ him OwO kiww one fiwst. +Win ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaw me! Let ^.^ him answew x3 me. +^.^ Come, ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, >w< boy,. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw ^-^ boy, come ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. +Sir ^-^ boy, I'll whip xDD you from x3 youw foining UwU fence! +Nyay, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman, UwU I :33 wiww. +Leon. ^.^ Bwothew-- +Ant. ^.^ Content OwO youwsewf. ^w^ God xDD knyows UwU I :3 wov'd x3 my UwU nyiece, +xDD And ^.^ she >_> is >_< dead, UwU swandew'd to :33 death ^.^ by >_> viwwains, +:33 That dawe >_< as weww answew :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ indeed +;;w;; As UwU I dawe OwO take :3 a serpent ^.^ by x3 the :33 tongue. +:3 Boys, ÚwÚ apes, bwaggawts, jacks, miwksops! +Leon. ^-^ Bwothew Anthony-- +Ant. :33 Howd xDD you OwO content. What, ;;w;; man! UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ them, >w< yea, +xDD And >_> what ;;w;; they >_< weigh, even to x3 the utmost :3 scwupwe, +Scambwing, outfacing, :3 fashion-monging boys, +:33 That >_< wie ÚwÚ and :3 cog ÚwÚ and flout, UwU depwave ÚwÚ and slander, +Go ;;w;; anticwy, x3 show :33 outwawd >_> hideousnyess, +xDD And speak x3 off half :3 a ^.^ dozen ÚwÚ dang'wous wowds, +How ;;w;; they ^w^ might ÚwÚ huwt uWu theiw UwU enyemies, >_> if ;;w;; they durst; +xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is all. +Leon. But, ÚwÚ bwothew Anthony-- +Ant. ^.^ Come, UwU 'tis nyo :3 mattew. +Do nyot xDD you >_> meddwe; wet ;;w;; me deal uWu in UwU this. +Pedwo. ^.^ Gentwemen xDD both, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot wake x3 youw OwO patience. +OwO My >_< heawt >_> is sowwy fow x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's ÚwÚ death; +But, on x3 my honyouw, ^.^ she UwU was :3 chawg'd with >_< nyothing +OwO But >_> what UwU was ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy full of :33 pwoof. +Leon. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my ÚwÚ wowd-- +Pedwo. UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear OwO you. +Leon. uWu Nyo? ^.^ Come, brother, uWu away!--I xDD wiww be heawd. +Ant. xDD And UwU shaww, ow x3 some of >_> us xDD wiww ^-^ smawt fow :3 it. +Exeunt ambo. + +Entew Benedick. + +Pedwo. :3 See, uWu see! :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the x3 man ^.^ we OwO went to seek. +>_< Cwaud. >_> Nyow, signior, >_> what nyews? +Bene. ^-^ Good ^-^ day, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pedwo. Welcome, ;;w;; signyiow. >_> You OwO awe almost come to ÚwÚ pawt almost :3 a fray. +>_< Cwaud. We xDD had ^-^ wik'd to uWu have xDD had UwU ouw >w< two :33 nyoses snapp'd x3 off with >w< two +;;w;; owd ;;w;; men ^-^ without teeth. +Pedwo. Weonyato ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ bwothew. >_> What think'st thou? xDD Had ^.^ we :33 fought, +UwU I doubt ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been ^w^ too xDD young fow OwO them. +Bene. ^w^ In :3 a UwU fawse ^-^ quawwew there >_> is nyo true ;;w;; vawouw. UwU I ^-^ came to >_> seek +xDD you xDD both. +>_< Cwaud. We uWu have :33 been x3 up ÚwÚ and down to >_> seek ÚwÚ thee; fow ^.^ we OwO awe >w< high-pwoof +UwU mewanchowy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have >w< it beaten xDD away. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou use >w< thy +^-^ wit? +Bene. ^.^ It >_> is uWu in x3 my :33 scabbawd. Shall UwU I dwaw :33 it? +Pedwo. uWu Dost xDD thou ^-^ weaw >w< thy wit ^.^ by >w< thy ^-^ side? +>_< Cwaud. xDD Nyevew xDD any uWu did >_> so, ^w^ though xDD vewy UwU many uWu have :33 been :3 beside uWu theiw +>_< wit. UwU I xDD wiww bid uWu thee dwaw, >_< as ^.^ we UwU do x3 the ^-^ minstwew--dwaw to +:3 pweasuwe >_> us. +Pedwo. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, ^.^ he :33 wooks xDD pawe. Awt xDD thou >w< sick ow +^.^ angwy? +>_< Cwaud. What, couwage, ;;w;; man! >_> What ^w^ though :3 cawe kill'd :3 a cat, xDD thou x3 hast +mettle enough uWu in uWu thee to OwO kiww >w< cawe. +Bene. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU shaww :3 meet x3 youw wit uWu in x3 the caweew >w< an xDD you :3 chawge >w< it +OwO against x3 me. UwU I pray xDD you choose anyothew xDD subject. +>_< Cwaud. Nyay >w< then, UwU give ^.^ him anyothew staff; ÚwÚ this >w< wast UwU was broke cross. +Pedwo. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, ^.^ he :33 changes ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. UwU I think ^.^ he be angry +indeed. +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be, ^.^ he xDD knyows >w< how to turn :33 his OwO giwdwe. +Bene. Shall UwU I speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd uWu in x3 youw ear? +>_< Cwaud. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess ;;w;; me from :3 a xDD chawwenge! +Bene. ÚwÚ [aside to :3 Cwaudio] >_> You OwO awe :3 a villain. UwU I xDD jest x3 nyot; UwU I xDD wiww >_< make +>w< it ÚwÚ good >w< how xDD you x3 dawe, with >_> what xDD you x3 dawe, ÚwÚ and when xDD you OwO dawe. Do +;;w;; me wight, ow UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ pwotest x3 youw >_> cowawdice. >_> You uWu have kill'd :3 a +x3 sweet UwU wady, ÚwÚ and her :33 death UwU shaww faww x3 heavy on OwO you. Let ;;w;; me hear +from OwO you. +>_< Cwaud. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww :3 meet UwU you, UwU so UwU I OwO may uWu have ÚwÚ good cheer. +Pedwo. What, :3 a OwO feast, :3 a feast? +>_< Cwaud. xDD I' ^w^ faith, UwU I >_> thank :3 him, ^.^ he hath bid ;;w;; me to :3 a cawve's >_> head ÚwÚ and +:3 a ^w^ capon, x3 the which >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot ^w^ cawve UwU most curiously, >_> say x3 my +knyife's nyaught. Shall UwU I nyot find :3 a :3 woodcock xDD too? +Bene. UwU Siw, x3 youw wit :3 ambwes well; >w< it xDD goes easily. +Pedwo. I'll tell uWu thee >w< how ^.^ Beatwice UwU pwais'd >w< thy wit x3 the othew x3 day. UwU I +uWu said xDD thou >w< hadst :3 a OwO finye wit: :33 'Twue,' uWu said uWu she, xDD 'a OwO finye xDD wittwe +>w< onye.' 'No,' uWu said I, xDD 'a great x3 wit.' xDD 'Wight,' ;;w;; says uWu she, xDD 'a great +gwoss >w< onye.' ÚwÚ 'Nyay,' uWu said I, xDD 'a ÚwÚ good x3 wit.' :3 'Just,' uWu said uWu she, 'it +OwO huwts ÚwÚ nyobody.' ÚwÚ 'Nyay,' uWu said I, ÚwÚ 'the ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is xDD wise.' ^-^ 'Cewtain,' +uWu said uWu she, :3 a uWu wise >w< gentweman.' ÚwÚ 'Nyay,' uWu said I, xDD 'he hath x3 the +tongues.' 'That UwU I believe' uWu said uWu she, UwU 'fow ^.^ he >w< swowe :3 a ^.^ thing to ;;w;; me +on OwO Monday >w< nyight which ^.^ he fowswowe on Tuesday xDD mownying. >_> Thewe's :3 a +:3 doubwe tongue; there's >w< two tongues.' ^-^ Thus uWu did ^.^ she >w< an >_> houw +togethew ^w^ twansshape >w< thy xDD pawticuwaw virtues. ÚwÚ Yet uWu at >w< wast ^.^ she +^-^ concwuded with :3 a uWu sigh, xDD thou >w< wast x3 the OwO pwopew'st x3 man uWu in Italy. +>_< Cwaud. For x3 the which ^.^ she :33 wept UwU heawtiwy ÚwÚ and uWu said ^.^ she cared not. +Pedwo. Yea, :3 that ^.^ she ^.^ did; >_> but ^w^ yet, fow aww :3 that, >w< an >_> if ^.^ she uWu did nyot +^-^ hate ^.^ him deadly, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd wuv ^.^ him deawwy. uWu The ;;w;; owd :33 man's +daughter told >_> us all. +>_< Cwaud. Aww, :33 aww! ÚwÚ and ^w^ moweuvw, ^w^ God saw ^.^ him when ^.^ he UwU was >_< hid uWu in x3 the +;;w;; gawden. +Pedwo. OwO But when UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu set x3 the x3 savage >w< buww's >w< howns on x3 the +^-^ sensibwe OwO Benyedick's head? +>_< Cwaud. Yea, ÚwÚ and uWu text >w< undewnyeath, ;;w;; 'Hewe dwells Benedick, x3 the mawwied +:33 man'? +Bene. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, ^.^ boy; xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 mind. UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave xDD you nyow to +x3 youw gossiplike humouw. >_> You bweak jests >_< as bwaggawds UwU do uWu theiw +;;w;; bwades, which ^w^ God be ^-^ thanked ÚwÚ huwt not. OwO My uWu wowd, fow x3 youw UwU many +couwtesies UwU I >_> thank OwO you. UwU I ^w^ must ;;w;; discontinyue x3 youw UwU company. uWu Youw +ÚwÚ bwothew x3 the ^.^ bastawd >_> is ^w^ fwed from Messina. >_> You uWu have ^-^ among xDD you +kill'd :3 a x3 sweet ÚwÚ and innocent >_> wady. For x3 my Lord >_> Wackbeawd thewe, ^.^ he +ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; meet; ÚwÚ and >w< tiww xDD then uWu peace be with ^.^ him. +^-^ [Exit.] +Pedwo. >w< He >_> is uWu in >w< eawnyest. +>_< Cwaud. ^w^ In UwU most profound :33 eawnyest; x3 and, I'll :33 wawwant UwU you, fow x3 the +wuv of >_> Beatwice. +Pedwo. xDD And hath challeng'd thee. +>_< Cwaud. :3 Most sincerely. +Pedwo. >_> What :3 a OwO pwetty ^.^ thing x3 man >_> is when ^.^ he xDD goes uWu in :33 his ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and +>_> hose ÚwÚ and >w< weaves x3 off :33 his wit! + +Entew UwU Constabwes [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ Vewges, with x3 the uWu Watch, :33 weading] +Conrade ÚwÚ and Borachio. + +>_< Cwaud. >w< He >_> is xDD then :3 a giant to >w< an ape; >_> but xDD then >_> is >w< an ^w^ ape :3 a x3 doctow to +xDD such :3 a man. +Pedwo. But, soft UwU you, wet ;;w;; me OwO be! Pluck up, x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and be xDD sad! +Did ^.^ he nyot >_> say x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU was fled? +^w^ Dog. :3 Come UwU you, sir. ;;w;; If justice ;;w;; cannyot >w< tame UwU you, ^.^ she UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew +>w< weigh ^.^ mowe weasons uWu in her balance. Nyay, >w< an xDD you be :3 a ^-^ cuwsing +hypocrite ^w^ once, xDD you ^w^ must be >_> wook'd ;;w;; to. +Pedwo. How ^.^ nyow? >w< two of x3 my brother's ;;w;; men ;;w;; bound? Borachio onye. +>_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Heawken ÚwÚ aftew uWu theiw ^-^ offence, x3 my OwO wowd. +Pedwo. ^-^ Officews, >_> what offence uWu have these ;;w;; men done? +^w^ Dog. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they uWu have >_> committed UwU fawse >w< wepowt; ^w^ moweuvw, ;;w;; they +uWu have >w< spoken uWu untwuths; secondarily, ;;w;; they OwO awe swandews; uWu sixth ÚwÚ and +lastly, ;;w;; they uWu have belied :3 a ;;w;; wady; ^w^ thiwdwy, ;;w;; they uWu have vewified +:33 unjust >_> things; ÚwÚ and to ^w^ concwude, ;;w;; they OwO awe lying >_> knyaves. +Pedwo. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU I ^w^ ask uWu thee >_> what ;;w;; they uWu have donye; ^w^ thiwdwy, UwU I ^w^ ask uWu thee +UwU what's uWu theiw offence; uWu sixth ÚwÚ and lastly, >w< why ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; committed; +ÚwÚ and to ^w^ concwude, >_> what xDD you uWu way to uWu theiw chawge. +>_< Cwaud. xDD Wightwy reasoned, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his UwU own ^.^ division; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my troth +there's one meaning weww UwU suited. +Pedwo. Who uWu have xDD you ^.^ offended, mastews, :3 that xDD you OwO awe OwO thus bound to +x3 youw answer? This :33 weawnyed ÚwÚ constabwe >_> is ^w^ too x3 cunnying to be +;;w;; undewstood. x3 What's x3 youw x3 offence? +>_> Bowa. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Pwince, wet ;;w;; me OwO go nyo ^-^ fawthew to >_< minye answer. Do xDD you +hear uWu me, ÚwÚ and wet ÚwÚ this xDD Count OwO kiww x3 me. UwU I uWu have deceived even x3 youw +xDD vewy :3 eyes. >_> What x3 youw wisdoms couwd nyot discover, these shallow +foows uWu have ^.^ bwought to wight, who uWu in x3 the >w< nyight uvwheawd ;;w;; me +confessing to ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, >w< how ^.^ Don John x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew uWu incensed ;;w;; me to +^-^ swandew x3 the xDD Wady :33 Hewo; >w< how xDD you :3 wewe ^.^ bwought x3 into x3 the orchard ÚwÚ and +saw ;;w;; me court Margaret uWu in Hero's UwU gawments; >w< how xDD you x3 disgwac'd her +when xDD you >_> shouwd marry her. OwO My viwwany ;;w;; they uWu have ;;w;; upon record, +which UwU I xDD had rather UwU seaw with x3 my :33 death than wepeat uvw to x3 my +;;w;; shame. uWu The uWu wady >_> is >_< dead ;;w;; upon >_< minye ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD mastew's UwU fawse +>_> accusation; ÚwÚ and bwiefwy, UwU I ^.^ desiwe >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the wewawd of :3 a +villain. +Pedwo. ;;w;; Wuns nyot ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ speech ^.^ wike iwon ^w^ thwough x3 youw >_< bwood? +>_< Cwaud. UwU I uWu have UwU dwunk x3 poison whiwes ^.^ he OwO uttew'd :3 it. +Pedwo. OwO But uWu did x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew uWu set uWu thee on to :3 this? +>_> Bowa. Yea, ÚwÚ and paid ;;w;; me :33 wichwy fow x3 the pwactice of :3 it. +Pedwo. >w< He >_> is xDD compos'd ÚwÚ and >w< fwam'd of :33 tweachewy, +xDD And ^w^ fwed ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ;;w;; viwwany. +>_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Sweet Hero, nyow >w< thy x3 image xDD doth appeaw +^w^ In x3 the OwO wawe ÚwÚ sembwance :3 that UwU I :3 wov'd >w< it fiwst. +^w^ Dog. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing OwO away x3 the pwaintiffs. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this time UwU ouw >_> sexton hath +wefowmed :33 Signyiow Weonyato of x3 the :3 mattew. ^.^ And, mastews, UwU do nyot +x3 fowget to ;;w;; specify, when time ÚwÚ and :33 pwace UwU shaww OwO sewve, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< an ass. -^w^ Vewg. Here, here comes ^-^ Mastew UwU Signyiow Leonato, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO sexton ^w^ too. - -x3 Entew Leonato, his bwothew ÚwÚ [Antonyio], ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Sexton. - -UwU Weon. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the >w< viwwain? >_> Wet me UwU see his >_> eyes, -That, when I ^-^ nyote another man >_< wike ^w^ him, -I ^-^ may UwU avoid >_> him. ^w^ Which >_> of ^.^ these :3 is x3 he? -ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< If you would xDD knyow >_> youw wronger, ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> me. -UwU Weon. Awt :3 thou OwO the ^w^ swave UwU that with >w< thy >_> bweath x3 hast xDD kiww'd -Minye innyocent chiwd? -ÚwÚ Bowa. xDD Yea, x3 even I awonye. -UwU Weon. No, ^.^ nyot so, viwwain! :3 thou bewiest thysewf. -;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand :3 a paiw >_> of honyouwabwe ÚwÚ men-- -OwO A third :3 is fled--that xDD had :3 a hand in it. -I :3 thank you princes uWu fow my :33 daughtew's :33 death. -Wecowd ^.^ it with >_> youw UwU high ÚwÚ and >w< wowthy >_< deeds. -ÚwÚ 'Twas bravely >_< donye, ^-^ if you >_< bethink you >_> of it. ->_> Cwaud. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to pray >_> youw patience; ->_> Yet I >w< must speak. ;;w;; Choose >_> youw wevenge yourself; -xDD Impose me ^-^ to what :3 penyance >_> youw ÚwÚ invention -^w^ Can uWu way x3 upon my UwU sin. >_> Yet :3 sinn'd I ^.^ nyot -But in mistaking. -Pedwo. By my >_> souw, :3 nyow >_> I! -And >_> yet, ^-^ to xDD satisfy :3 this good ^.^ owd man, -I would ^-^ bend uWu undew ^-^ any :33 heavy OwO weight -:33 That :3 he'ww UwU enjoin me x3 to. -UwU Weon. I cannyot ;;w;; bid you ;;w;; bid my daughter live- -:33 That ;;w;; wewe impossible; uWu but I pray you ^.^ both, ->_> Possess OwO the ^w^ peopwe in >_> Messinya here -OwO How innyocent ^.^ she ÚwÚ died; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >_> youw love -^w^ Can >_< wabouw >w< aught in >_> sad >_< invention, ->w< Hang xDD hew OwO an ^-^ epitaph x3 upon xDD hew OwO tomb, -And sing ^.^ it ^-^ to xDD hew uWu bonyes--sing ^.^ it to-nyight. ->w< To-mowwow xDD mownying come you ^-^ to my OwO house, -And >_< since you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be my son-in-law, -Be ÚwÚ yet my nephew. UwU My bwothew ;;w;; hath :3 a >_> daughtew, ->w< Awmost OwO the >w< copy >_> of my >w< chiwd that's OwO dead, -And ^.^ she :3 awonye :3 is ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to uWu both >_> of ÚwÚ us. ->w< Give xDD hew OwO the ^.^ wight you shouwd ^.^ have :3 giv'n xDD hew uWu cousin, -And OwO so >_> dies my wevenge. ->_> Cwaud. :3 O x3 nyobwe :3 siw! -Your :3 uvw-kindnyess doth wwing ;;w;; teaws ^-^ fwom >_> me. -I ^-^ do ^w^ embwace >_> youw ;;w;; offew; ÚwÚ and >_< dispose ->_< Fow ^w^ hencefowth >_> of UwU poow Claudio. -UwU Weon. >w< To-mowwow then I uWu wiww OwO expect >_> youw UwU coming; -To-nyight I UwU take my weave. :3 This ^-^ nyaughty man -:33 Shaww >_< fact ^-^ to ;;w;; face >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to Margaret, -OwO Who I believe ÚwÚ was >_< pack'd in >w< aww :3 this ^.^ wwong, -:3 Hiw'd ^-^ to ^.^ it uWu by >_> youw brother. -ÚwÚ Bowa. No, uWu by my >_> souw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was not; -Nyow knew ^.^ nyot what ^.^ she >_> did when ^.^ she xDD spoke ^-^ to me; -But :33 awways ;;w;; hath >_< been ^.^ just ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous -UwU In ^w^ anything UwU that I ^-^ do xDD knyow uWu by :3 hew. -UwU Dog. Moweuvw, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which >_< indeed :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu undew >_> white ÚwÚ and :3 bwack, :3 this -pwaintiff ;;w;; hewe, OwO the offendew, >_> did caww me ass. I uWu beseech you let -^.^ it >w< be xDD wememb'wed in his >_> punyishment. And ÚwÚ awso OwO the watch heard them -talk >_> of ^-^ onye Deformed. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he weaws :3 a ;;w;; key in his eaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a -^-^ wock :33 hanging uWu by it, ÚwÚ and borrows money in God's uWu nyame, OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he -;;w;; hath :33 us'd OwO so wong ÚwÚ and never ÚwÚ paid UwU that :3 nyow x3 men gwow hard-hearted -ÚwÚ and uWu wiww lend nyothing uWu fow God's sake. ;;w;; Pway you OwO examinye him x3 upon -UwU that point. -UwU Weon. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy cawe ÚwÚ and >w< honyest ^.^ pains. -UwU Dog. Your wowship ^-^ speaks >_< wike :3 a UwU most thankfuw ÚwÚ and reverent youth, -ÚwÚ and I UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow you. -UwU Weon. There's uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. ^.^ [Gives >_> monyey.] -UwU Dog. :3 God :33 save OwO the ^w^ foundation! -UwU Weon. Go, I >w< dischawge ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and I :3 thank thee. -UwU Dog. I xDD weave OwO an :33 awwant ^.^ knyave with >_> youw wowship, ;;w;; which I uWu beseech ->_> youw wowship ^-^ to >_< cowwect OwO youwsewf, uWu fow OwO the example >_> of ^.^ othews. -:3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ^-^ wowship! I ^w^ wish >_> youw wowship :33 weww. :3 God restore you -^-^ to health! I humbly ^w^ give you xDD weave ^-^ to :3 depawt; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if :3 a >_> mewwy -meeting ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; wish'd, :3 God ÚwÚ pwohibit ^.^ it! ^w^ Come, xDD nyeighbouw. ->_< Exeunt >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and Vewges]. -UwU Weon. ^.^ Untiw to-morrow morning, x3 wowds, faweweww. -:3 Ant. Faweweww, my wowds. We ÚwÚ wook uWu fow you >w< to-mowwow. -Pedwo. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO faww. ->_> Cwaud. To-nyight I'll mourn with Hero. -[Exeunt :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and Claudio.] -UwU Weon. [to OwO the Watch] >_< Bwing you ^.^ these xDD fewwows on.--We'ww talk with +>_> Vewg. Here, OwO hewe x3 comes >_< Mastew :33 Signyiow Leonato, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> sexton UwU too. + +Entew Leonato, :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew [Antonio], ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 Sexton. + +Leon. >_< Which >_> is x3 the >w< viwwain? Let ;;w;; me >_> see :33 his ^w^ eyes, +^.^ That, when UwU I ^-^ nyote anyothew x3 man ^.^ wike :3 him, +UwU I OwO may avoid ^.^ him. >_< Which of these >_> is uWu he? +>_> Bowa. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^.^ knyow x3 youw ^w^ wwongew, wook on x3 me. +Leon. Awt xDD thou x3 the ;;w;; swave :3 that with >w< thy UwU bweath x3 hast kill'd +Mine innocent >w< chiwd? +>_> Bowa. Yea, even UwU I >_< awonye. +Leon. :3 Nyo, nyot >_> so, :33 viwwain! xDD thou beliest thysewf. +:3 Hewe stand :3 a :33 paiw of ^.^ honyouwabwe men-- +^-^ A thiwd >_> is >w< fwed--that xDD had :3 a uWu hand uWu in :3 it. +UwU I >_> thank xDD you pwinces fow x3 my ^w^ daughtew's death. +Wecowd >w< it with x3 youw xDD high ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowthy >_> deeds. +>_< 'Twas bravely :33 donye, >_> if xDD you ^.^ bethink xDD you of :3 it. +>_< Cwaud. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to pray x3 youw >_> patience; +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ must >_< speak. Choose x3 youw xDD wevenge :33 youwsewf; +xDD Impose ;;w;; me to >_> what >_< penyance x3 youw >w< invention +UwU Can uWu way ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< sin. ÚwÚ Yet sinn'd UwU I nyot +OwO But uWu in mistaking. +Pedwo. ^-^ By x3 my x3 souw, nor >_< I! +xDD And ^w^ yet, to satisfy ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< bend :33 undew xDD any x3 heavy >_> weight +:33 That he'ww ;;w;; enjoin ;;w;; me ;;w;; to. +Leon. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot bid xDD you bid x3 my daughter >_> wive- +:33 That :3 wewe impossibwe; >_> but UwU I pray xDD you xDD both, +Possess x3 the OwO peopwe uWu in x3 Messinya OwO hewe +How innocent ^.^ she died; ÚwÚ and >_> if x3 youw wuv +UwU Can labour ^.^ aught uWu in >_> sad invention, +Hang her >w< an UwU epitaph ;;w;; upon her ;;w;; tomb, +xDD And ^.^ sing >w< it to her >w< bonyes--sing >w< it to-night. +>_< To-mowwow mownying come xDD you to x3 my house, +xDD And xDD since xDD you couwd nyot be x3 my x3 son-in-waw, +^w^ Be yet x3 my OwO nyephew. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew hath :3 a ^w^ daughtew, +Awmost x3 the copy of x3 my chiwd ^w^ that's >_< dead, +xDD And ^.^ she awonye >_> is heir to both of >_> us. +Give her x3 the >w< wight xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have xDD giv'n her OwO cousin, +xDD And UwU so dies x3 my revenge. +>_< Cwaud. x3 O x3 nyobwe sir! +uWu Youw ^w^ uvw-kindnyess xDD doth wring tears from x3 me. +UwU I UwU do >_< embwace x3 youw ^-^ offew; ÚwÚ and ^-^ dispose +For henceforth of poor ^-^ Cwaudio. +Leon. >_< To-mowwow xDD then UwU I xDD wiww >_< expect x3 youw >w< coming; +;;w;; To-nyight UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. This naughty x3 man +Shall ^w^ fact to OwO face be ^.^ bwought to Margaret, +Who UwU I ^-^ bewieve UwU was ;;w;; pack'd uWu in aww ÚwÚ this wwong, +Hiw'd to >w< it ^.^ by x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. +>_> Bowa. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, ^.^ she UwU was x3 nyot; +x3 Nyow UwU knyew nyot >_> what ^.^ she uWu did when ^.^ she ^-^ spoke to OwO me; +OwO But awways hath :33 been >w< just ÚwÚ and virtuous +^w^ In ;;w;; anything :3 that UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ^.^ by her. +^w^ Dog. :33 Moweuvw, ^w^ siw, which ÚwÚ indeed >_> is nyot :33 undew ^-^ white ÚwÚ and black, ÚwÚ this +pwaintiff UwU hewe, x3 the UwU offendew, uWu did caww ;;w;; me ass. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you wet +>w< it be ^-^ wememb'wed uWu in :33 his punyishment. xDD And awso x3 the ;;w;; watch heard them +tawk of one :3 Defowmed. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he ^-^ weaws :3 a OwO key uWu in :33 his eaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a +OwO wock >_< hanging ^.^ by :33 it, ÚwÚ and bowwows monyey uWu in >_> God's :33 nyame, x3 the which ^.^ he +hath ;;w;; us'd UwU so ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew paid :3 that nyow ;;w;; men gwow uWu hawd-heawted +ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD wend >_< nyothing fow >_> God's sake. >_> Pway xDD you >_> examinye ^.^ him ;;w;; upon +:3 that point. +Leon. UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow >w< thy :3 cawe ÚwÚ and xDD honyest OwO pains. +^w^ Dog. uWu Youw :33 wowship xDD speaks ^.^ wike :3 a UwU most >w< thankfuw ÚwÚ and reverent youth, +ÚwÚ and UwU I praise ^w^ God fow OwO you. +Leon. >_> Thewe's fow >w< thy OwO pains. xDD [Gives ^w^ monyey.] +^w^ Dog. ^w^ God :3 save x3 the foundation! +Leon. ^w^ Go, UwU I ;;w;; dischawge uWu thee of >w< thy pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank thee. +^w^ Dog. UwU I OwO weave >w< an uWu awwant x3 knyave with x3 youw worship, which UwU I :33 beseech +x3 youw :33 wowship to ^w^ cowwect yourself, fow x3 the ^w^ exampwe of ÚwÚ othews. +^w^ God >_< keep x3 youw wowship! UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 youw :33 wowship well. ^w^ God restore xDD you +to health! UwU I x3 humbwy UwU give xDD you OwO weave to uWu depawt; ÚwÚ and >_> if :3 a ^.^ mewwy +meeting OwO may be >_< wish'd, ^w^ God pwohibit :3 it! ^.^ Come, UwU nyeighbouw. +Exeunt [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and xDD Vewges]. +Leon. Untiw to-mowwow UwU mownying, wowds, farewell. +Ant. UwU Faweweww, x3 my lords. We wook fow xDD you ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +Pedwo. We xDD wiww nyot UwU faww. +>_< Cwaud. ;;w;; To-nyight I'll mouwn with :3 Hewo. +UwU [Exeunt ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio.] +Leon. >_> [to x3 the ^.^ Watch] Bring xDD you these ^w^ fewwows ;;w;; on.--We'ww tawk with Margaret, -OwO How xDD hew >_> acquaintance ^-^ gwew with :3 this :3 wewd fewwow. -OwO Exeunt. +How her >_< acquaintance ^-^ gwew with ÚwÚ this x3 wewd UwU fewwow. +:33 Exeunt. -Scene >_> II. -Leonato's x3 owchawd. +Scene UwU II. +Weonyato's ^-^ owchawd. -x3 Entew UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ;;w;; [meeting]. +Entew Benyedick ÚwÚ and Margaret ^-^ [meeting]. -uWu Benye. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ^w^ sweet ^w^ Mistwess Margaret, deserve ;;w;; weww at my ^.^ hands -uWu by hewping me ^-^ to OwO the OwO speech >_> of Beatwice. ->_< Mawg. uWu Wiww you then wwite me :3 a sonnet in UwU pwaise >_> of my ;;w;; beauty? -uWu Benye. UwU In OwO so UwU high :3 a x3 stywe, Margaret, UwU that nyo man :3 wiving uWu shaww come -xDD uvw xDD it; uWu fow in UwU most comely >w< twuth :3 thou desewvest it. ->_< Mawg. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have nyo man come xDD uvw x3 me? ÚwÚ Why, uWu shaww I :33 awways ^-^ keep x3 bewow -;;w;; staiws? -uWu Benye. x3 Thy ÚwÚ wit :3 is as uWu quick as OwO the ^w^ gweyhound's :3 mouth--it catches. ->_< Mawg. And x3 youws as >w< bwunt as OwO the fencer's uWu foiws, ;;w;; which :3 hit uWu but hurt +Bene. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, x3 sweet Mistress Margaret, OwO desewve weww uWu at x3 my ^.^ hands +^.^ by ;;w;; hewping ;;w;; me to x3 the ÚwÚ speech of >_> Beatwice. +:3 Mawg. Will xDD you xDD then >w< wwite ;;w;; me :3 a sonnet uWu in praise of x3 my >_< beauty? +Bene. ^w^ In UwU so xDD high :3 a style, Margaret, :3 that nyo x3 man UwU wiving UwU shaww come +uvw uWu it; fow uWu in UwU most >_> comewy uWu twuth xDD thou ;;w;; desewvest :3 it. +:3 Mawg. ;;w;; To uWu have nyo x3 man come uvw me? Why, UwU shaww UwU I awways >_< keep bewow +xDD staiws? +Bene. x3 Thy wit >_> is >_< as ^w^ quick >_< as x3 the x3 gweyhound's mouth--it >_> catches. +:3 Mawg. xDD And >_> youws >_< as >w< bwunt >_< as x3 the fencer's foils, which ;;w;; hit >_> but ÚwÚ huwt not. -uWu Benye. OwO A UwU most >_< manwy wit, Mawgawet: ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt :3 a OwO woman. -And OwO so I pray ÚwÚ thee caww Beatwice. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee OwO the buckwews. ->_< Mawg. >w< Give OwO us OwO the uWu swowds; ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 buckwews >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< own. -uWu Benye. >w< If you ;;w;; use ;;w;; them, Margaret, you >w< must >w< put in OwO the uWu pikes with :3 a -;;w;; vice, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe dangewous weapons uWu fow OwO maids. ->_< Mawg. Weww, I uWu wiww caww xDD Beatwice ^-^ to you, ^-^ who I ÚwÚ think ;;w;; hath wegs. -uWu Benye. And OwO thewefowe uWu wiww come. -Exit ^.^ Mawgawet. -[Sings] The god >_> of love, -:33 That OwO sits :33 abuv -And knows uWu me, ÚwÚ and knows uWu me, -OwO How ^w^ pitifuw I desewve-- - -I UwU mean in singing; uWu but in :33 woving uWu Weandew OwO the good ÚwÚ swimmew, -Troilus OwO the ^.^ fiwst :33 empwoyew >_> of uWu pandews, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD whowe book :33 fuww >_> of -^.^ these :3 quondam :33 cawpet-mongews, uWu whose >_< nyames ÚwÚ yet run smoothwy in OwO the -x3 even woad >_> of :3 a UwU bwank verse--why, uWu they ;;w;; wewe never OwO so ^.^ twuwy tuwn'd -xDD uvw ÚwÚ and xDD uvw as my UwU poow uWu sewf in wuv. x3 Mawwy, I cannyot show ^.^ it in -;;w;; whyme. I ^.^ have x3 twied. I can find >_< out nyo x3 whyme ^-^ to ÚwÚ 'wady' uWu but x3 'baby' -^.^ --an innyocent rhyme; uWu fow 'scown,' OwO 'hown'--a ^-^ hawd rhyme; uWu fow -xDD 'schoow', ^w^ 'foow'--a xDD babbwing >_> whyme: vewy ominyous x3 endings! No, I -ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown uWu undew :3 a ^.^ whyming planet, :3 nyow cannyot ^w^ woo in xDD festivaw +Bene. ^-^ A UwU most xDD manwy ^w^ wit, ^.^ Mawgawet: >w< it xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ huwt :3 a uWu woman. +xDD And UwU so UwU I pray uWu thee caww >_> Beatwice. UwU I UwU give uWu thee x3 the UwU buckwews. +:3 Mawg. Give >_> us x3 the swowds; ^.^ we uWu have :3 buckwews of UwU ouw own. +Bene. ;;w;; If xDD you use ÚwÚ them, Margaret, xDD you ^w^ must put uWu in x3 the >_< pikes with :3 a +xDD vice, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu dangewous >_< weapons fow OwO maids. +:3 Mawg. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww caww ^.^ Beatwice to UwU you, who UwU I think hath wegs. +Bene. xDD And >_< thewefowe xDD wiww x3 come. +uWu Exit Margaret. +OwO [Sings] uWu The god of xDD wuv, +:33 That >_> sits :33 abuv +xDD And xDD knyows uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD knyows uWu me, +How ^w^ pitifuw UwU I desewve-- + +UwU I >_> mean uWu in singing; >_> but uWu in >w< woving :33 Weandew x3 the ÚwÚ good swimmew, +Twoiwus x3 the xDD fiwst employer of ^.^ pandews, ÚwÚ and :3 a whole ^w^ book full of +these x3 quondam >_< cawpet-mongews, x3 whose nyames yet >w< wun ^.^ smoothwy uWu in x3 the +even woad of :3 a ;;w;; bwank vewse--why, ;;w;; they :3 wewe >_< nyevew UwU so :33 twuwy >_> tuwn'd +uvw ÚwÚ and uvw >_< as x3 my poor self uWu in love. OwO Mawwy, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 show >w< it uWu in +>_> whyme. UwU I uWu have :3 twied. UwU I ^.^ can find x3 out nyo ^-^ whyme to 'lady' >_> but ^.^ 'baby' +:3 --an innocent ÚwÚ whyme; fow >w< 'scown,' ^.^ 'hown'--a x3 hawd ÚwÚ whyme; fow +OwO 'schoow', 'fool'--a x3 babbwing >_> whyme: xDD vewy >w< ominyous :3 endings! :3 Nyo, UwU I +UwU was nyot bown :33 undew :3 a whyming ^-^ pwanyet, nor ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ woo uWu in festival tewms. -x3 Entew Beatwice. - -^.^ Sweet Beatrice, wouldst :3 thou come when I xDD caww'd OwO thee? -uWu Beat. xDD Yea, UwU signyiow, ÚwÚ and xDD depawt when you ;;w;; bid >_> me. -uWu Benye. :33 O, stay uWu but ÚwÚ tiww OwO then! -uWu Beat. ^-^ 'Then' :3 is ÚwÚ spoken. Fawe you ;;w;; weww OwO nyow. And >_> yet, ewe I ÚwÚ go, let -me >w< go with UwU that I came for, ;;w;; which ;;w;; is, with ÚwÚ knyowing what ;;w;; hath -^w^ pass'd :3 between you ÚwÚ and Claudio. -uWu Benye. >_> Onwy ;;w;; fouw :33 wowds; ÚwÚ and ^-^ theweupon I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss thee. -uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Fouw uWu wowds :3 is uWu but ;;w;; fouw wind, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wind :3 is uWu but ;;w;; fouw -breath, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw >_> bweath :3 is noisome. OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww xDD depawt ->_< unkiss'd. -uWu Benye. Thou x3 hast ^.^ fwighted OwO the >_> wowd >_< out >_> of his ^.^ wight :33 sense, OwO so -OwO fowcibwe :3 is >w< thy wit. But I >w< must tell ÚwÚ thee plainly, ^.^ Cwaudio ->w< undewgoes my challenge; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eithew I >w< must :33 showtwy hear ^-^ fwom him -^w^ ow I uWu wiww ^w^ subscwibe him :3 a uWu cowawd. And I pray ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow tell uWu me, -uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of my OwO bad pawts didst :3 thou ^.^ fiwst ^-^ faww in love with x3 me? -uWu Beat. >_< Fow them >w< aww togethew, ;;w;; which maintain'd OwO so ^.^ powitic :3 a OwO state >_> of -evil UwU that uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU admit ^-^ any good part ^-^ to intermingle with -^.^ them. But uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of my good pawts >_> did you ^.^ fiwst suffer love -uWu fow x3 me? -uWu Benye. Suffew ;;w;; wuv!--a good >_< epithet. I ^-^ do suffer love :3 indeed, uWu fow I -love ÚwÚ thee x3 against my uWu wiww. -uWu Beat. UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of >_> youw xDD heawt, I uWu think. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow >_< heawt! >w< If you -^-^ spite ^.^ it uWu fow my UwU sake, I uWu wiww ^-^ spite ^.^ it uWu fow xDD youws, uWu fow I uWu wiww never -love UwU that ;;w;; which my fwiend hates. -uWu Benye. Thou ÚwÚ and I awe xDD too xDD wise ^-^ to ^w^ woo ;;w;; peaceabwy. -uWu Beat. ^w^ It >_> appeaws ^.^ nyot in :3 this confession. There's ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye xDD wise man -UwU among :33 twenty, UwU that uWu wiww UwU pwaise :3 himsewf. -uWu Benye. An >_> owd, OwO an ^.^ owd ;;w;; instance, Beatrice, UwU that uWu wiv'd in OwO the UwU time >_> of -good nyeighbouws. >w< If :3 a man ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ewect in :3 this :3 age his >_> own tomb -ewe ^.^ he ^.^ dies, ^.^ he uWu shaww live nyo ÚwÚ wongew in :33 monyument than OwO the beww -rings ÚwÚ and OwO the widow OwO weeps. -uWu Beat. And how wong :3 is UwU that, ÚwÚ think you? -uWu Benye. OwO Question: >_> why, OwO an hour in clamour ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew in wheum. -OwO Thewefowe :3 is ^.^ it UwU most OwO expedient uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ if :3 Don Worm >w< (his -x3 conscience) find nyo uWu impediment ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the twumpet ->_> of his >_> own UwU viwtues, as I x3 am ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow praising -ÚwÚ mysewf, :3 who, I ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww bear ;;w;; witnyess, :3 is UwU pwaisewowthy. And :3 nyow -tell uWu me, how doth >_> youw ^-^ cousin? -uWu Beat. Very ill. -uWu Benye. And how ^-^ do you? -uWu Beat. Very i-iww ^w^ too. -uWu Benye. Sewve God, love uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> mend. Thewe uWu wiww I xDD weave you UwU too, uWu fow -here comes ^-^ onye in UwU haste. - -x3 Entew Uwsuwa. - ->_< Uws. ^w^ Madam, you >w< must come ^-^ to >_> youw :3 uncwe. Yondew's ^.^ owd ;;w;; coiw at UwU home. -^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ pwuvd my OwO Wady :33 Hewo ;;w;; hath >_< been falsely ^-^ accus'd, OwO the Prince -ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio ^w^ mightiwy abus'd, ÚwÚ and :3 Don uWu John :3 is OwO the >_< authow >_> of aww, -^-^ who :3 is xDD fwed ÚwÚ and gone. uWu Wiww you come xDD pwesentwy? -uWu Beat. uWu Wiww you >w< go hear :3 this UwU nyews, signior? -uWu Benye. I uWu wiww live in >w< thy xDD heawt, die in >w< thy >w< wap, ÚwÚ and >w< be buwied >w< thy -^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and x3 moweuvw, I uWu wiww >w< go with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; uncwe's. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -OwO A chuwchyawd. - -x3 Entew :33 Cwaudio, :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw with tapers, -[followed uWu by ^w^ Musicians]. - ->_> Cwaud. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the :33 monyument >_> of Leonato? -OwO Wowd. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. ->_> Cwaud. UwU [weads ^-^ fwom :3 a scroll] - -OwO Epitaph. - -Done ^-^ to death uWu by >w< swandewous ^.^ tongues ->_> Was OwO the :33 Hewo UwU that here wies. -Death, in guewdon >_> of xDD hew wwongs, -Gives xDD hew ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; which never :3 dies. -^w^ So OwO the life UwU that ;;w;; died with ÚwÚ shame -Wives in death with ^w^ gwowious >w< fame. - ->w< Hang :3 thou there x3 upon OwO the OwO tomb, -[Hangs OwO up OwO the :33 scwoww.] -ÚwÚ Pwaising xDD hew when I x3 am ;;w;; dumb. -Nyow, OwO music, ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and sing >_> youw sowemn x3 hymn. - ->w< Song. - ->_> Pawdon, :3 goddess >_> of OwO the night, -Those UwU that slew >w< thy ;;w;; viwgin OwO knyight; ->_< Fow OwO the which, with >_> songs >_> of x3 woe, -^-^ Wound about xDD hew tomb uWu they ^.^ go. -Midnight, ^-^ assist ^-^ ouw :3 moan, -Hewp OwO us ^-^ to sigh ÚwÚ and >_> gwoan -^-^ Heaviwy, heavily, -:33 Gwaves, ÚwÚ yawn ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yiewd >_> youw OwO dead, -;;w;; Tiww death >w< be UwU uttewed -^-^ Heaviwy, UwU heaviwy. - ->_> Cwaud. Nyow x3 unto >w< thy bones good :3 nyight! -Yeawwy uWu wiww I ^-^ do :3 this ^w^ wite. -Pedwo. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< mastews. x3 Put >_> youw torches >_< out. -The wolves ^.^ have ;;w;; pwey'd, ÚwÚ and look, OwO the gentwe day, -Before OwO the ^-^ wheews >_> of :33 Phoebus, x3 wound about -Dapples OwO the dwowsy ^w^ east with >_< spots >_> of grey. -;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to you aww, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ÚwÚ us. Fawe you :33 weww. ->_> Cwaud. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< mastews. >_> Each his uWu sevewaw way. -Pedwo. ^w^ Come, let OwO us x3 hence ÚwÚ and >w< put uWu on uWu othew xDD weeds, -And then ^-^ to Leonato's ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ go. ->_> Cwaud. And ^w^ Hymen :3 nyow with ^.^ wuckiew xDD issue ÚwÚ speeds ->w< Than :3 this uWu fow xDD whom ^-^ we ;;w;; wend'wed OwO up :3 this ^w^ woe. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_< IV -The hall in Leonato's >_< house. - -x3 Entew Leonato, Benedick, [Beatrice,] Margaret, >_< Uwsuwa, Antonyio, -Fwiaw [Francis], Hero. - -^w^ Fwiaw. OwO Did I ^.^ nyot tell you ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ innyocent? -UwU Weon. ^w^ So awe OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ who ^w^ accus'd xDD hew -:3 Upon OwO the error UwU that you heard debated. -But >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was in >w< some fauwt uWu fow this, -UwU Awthough x3 against xDD hew wiww, as ^.^ it >_> appeaws -UwU In OwO the OwO twue ^-^ couwse >_> of >w< aww OwO the :33 question. -:3 Ant. Weww, I x3 am ^.^ gwad UwU that >w< aww >w< things sort OwO so :33 weww. -uWu Benye. And OwO so x3 am OwO I, being ewse uWu by :3 faith ;;w;; enfowc'd -ÚwÚ To caww x3 young ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ to :3 a >_< weckonying uWu fow it. -UwU Weon. Weww, >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and you ^.^ gentwewomen aww, -ÚwÚ Withdwaw OwO into :3 a ;;w;; chambew uWu by yourselves, -And when I ^-^ send uWu fow you, come UwU hithew ÚwÚ mask'd. ->_< Exeunt Ladies. -The Prince ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio OwO pwomis'd uWu by :3 this hour -ÚwÚ To >w< visit >_> me. You xDD knyow >_> youw >_> office, bwothew: -You >w< must >w< be fathew ^-^ to >_> youw >_< bwothew's >_> daughtew, -And ^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ to x3 young Claudio. -:3 Ant. ^w^ Which I uWu wiww ^-^ do with confiwm'd :3 countenyance. -uWu Benye. Friar, I >w< must entweat >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, I uWu think. -^w^ Fwiaw. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do what, signior? -uWu Benye. ÚwÚ To uWu bind uWu me, ^w^ ow ;;w;; undo OwO me--onye >_> of ^.^ them. -UwU Signyiow Leonato, >w< twuth ^.^ it ;;w;; is, good UwU signyiow, -Your niece wegawds me with OwO an eye >_> of OwO favouw. -UwU Weon. :33 That eye my daughter lent :3 hew. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most true. -uWu Benye. And I ^-^ do with OwO an eye >_> of love ÚwÚ wequite :3 hew. -UwU Weon. The OwO sight ^w^ wheweof I ÚwÚ think you xDD had ^-^ fwom uWu me, -From :33 Cwaudio, ÚwÚ and OwO the Prince; uWu but ^w^ what's >_> youw x3 wiww? -uWu Benye. Your ^-^ answew, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >w< enyigmaticaw; -But, uWu fow my wiww, my uWu wiww ;;w;; is, >_> youw good uWu wiww -May ^.^ stand with UwU ouws, :3 this :3 day ^-^ to >w< be uWu conjoin'd -UwU In OwO the OwO state >_> of honyouwabwe marriage; -UwU In which, good >_> fwiaw, I uWu shaww desiwe >_> youw uWu hewp. -UwU Weon. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is with >_> youw wiking. -^w^ Fwiaw. And my uWu hewp. - -x3 Entew :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three other. - -;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio. -Pedwo. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to :3 this fair ;;w;; assembwy. -UwU Weon. Good ^.^ mowwow, Prince; good ^.^ mowwow, Claudio. -We here ^.^ attend you. uWu Awe you ÚwÚ yet determin'd -uWu To-day ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with my >_< bwothew's ^.^ daughtew? ->_> Cwaud. I'll howd my UwU mind, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she OwO an OwO Ethiope. -UwU Weon. ^-^ Caww xDD hew >w< fowth, brother. Here's OwO the ^w^ fwiaw weady. -xDD [Exit Antonyio.] -Pedwo. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 Benyedick. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter -:33 That you ^.^ have such :3 a >_> Febwuawy ;;w;; face, -^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of :33 fwost, >_> of storm, ÚwÚ and cloudiness? ->_> Cwaud. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he OwO thinks x3 upon OwO the savage uWu buww. -ÚwÚ Tush, ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ man! >w< We'ww tip >w< thy howns with ^.^ gowd, -And >w< aww ÚwÚ Euwopa uWu shaww uWu wejoice at ^.^ thee, -UwU As UwU once ÚwÚ Euwopa >_> did at >w< wusty OwO Juv -When ^.^ he would xDD pway OwO the x3 nyobwe beast in wuv. -uWu Benye. Buww :33 Juv, ;;w;; siw, xDD had OwO an amiable wow, -And >w< some such ÚwÚ stwange uWu buww weap'd >_> youw >_< fathew's cow -And ^w^ got :3 a >_> cawf in UwU that >_> same x3 nyobwe OwO feat -^.^ Much >_< wike ^-^ to you, uWu fow you ^.^ have ^.^ just his UwU bweat. - -x3 Entew x3 [Weonyato's] bwothew ÚwÚ [Antonyio], ÚwÚ Hewo, Beatrice, -Margaret, >_< Uwsuwa, ^-^ [the ;;w;; wadies wearing ^.^ masks]. - ->_> Cwaud. >_< Fow :3 this I owe you. ;;w;; Hewe comes uWu othew >_> weckonyings. -^w^ Which :3 is OwO the wady I >w< must ÚwÚ seize xDD upon? -:3 Ant. :3 This >_> same :3 is :33 she, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ^w^ give you :3 hew. ->_> Cwaud. UwU Why then, she's x3 minye. ÚwÚ Sweet, let me UwU see >_> youw face. -UwU Weon. No, UwU that you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww you UwU take xDD hew hand -Before :3 this ^w^ fwiaw ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. ->_> Cwaud. >w< Give me >_> youw hand before :3 this holy ÚwÚ fwiaw. -I x3 am >_> youw xDD husband ^-^ if you >_< wike >_> of >_> me. -Hero. And when I uWu wiv'd I ÚwÚ was >_> youw uWu othew ^-^ wife; ÚwÚ [Unmasks.] -And when you :33 wov'd you ;;w;; wewe my uWu othew >_> husband. ->_> Cwaud. >_> Anyothew Hewo! -Hero. Nyothing cewtainyew. ->_< Onye :33 Hewo ;;w;; died defiw'd; uWu but I ^-^ do live, -And ^w^ suwewy as I live, I x3 am :3 a uWu maid. -Pedwo. The fowmew Hewo! :33 Hewo UwU that :3 is x3 dead! -UwU Weon. She :33 died, my lord, uWu but whiwes xDD hew :3 swandew wiv'd. -^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ Aww :3 this UwU amazement can I qualify, -^w^ When, aftew UwU that OwO the holy :3 wites awe >_< ended, -I'll tell you >_< wawgewy >_> of fair ^.^ Hewo's :33 death. -OwO Meantime let wonder ÚwÚ seem familiar, -And ^-^ to OwO the >w< chapew let OwO us >_> pwesentwy. -uWu Benye. >w< Soft ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, ÚwÚ fwiaw. ^w^ Which :3 is Beatrice? -uWu Beat. :3 [unmasks] I ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to UwU that >w< nyame. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? -uWu Benye. Do ^.^ nyot you love x3 me? -uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, no; nyo ^-^ mowe than reason. -uWu Benye. ÚwÚ Why, then >_> youw uncwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio ->_< Have >_< been uWu deceived; uWu fow uWu they :33 swowe you ÚwÚ did. -uWu Beat. Do ^.^ nyot you love x3 me? -uWu Benye. :33 Twoth, no; nyo ^-^ mowe than reason. -uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, then my uWu cousin, Margaret, ÚwÚ and Ursula -uWu Awe >w< much ^-^ deceiv'd; uWu fow uWu they >_> did uWu sweaw you ÚwÚ did. -uWu Benye. ^.^ They :33 swowe UwU that you ;;w;; wewe ^w^ awmost uWu sick uWu fow >_> me. -uWu Beat. ^.^ They :33 swowe UwU that you ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww-nyigh UwU dead uWu fow >_> me. -uWu Benye. ^.^ 'Tis nyo such OwO mattew. ;;w;; Then you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love x3 me? -uWu Beat. No, truly, uWu but in fwiendwy wecompense. -UwU Weon. ^w^ Come, uWu cousin, I x3 am ^w^ suwe you love OwO the gentleman. ->_> Cwaud. And I'll >w< be sworn ^w^ upon't UwU that ^.^ he loves UwU hew; ->_< Fow >w< hewe's :3 a paper written in his ;;w;; hand, -OwO A >_> hawting sonnet >_> of his >_> own ÚwÚ puwe ^-^ bwain, -x3 Fashion'd ^-^ to Beatwice. -Hero. And >w< hewe's another, -:3 Wwit in my cousin's ;;w;; hand, stow'n ^-^ fwom xDD hew pocket, -Containying xDD hew xDD affection x3 unto x3 Benyedick. -uWu Benye. OwO A miracle! Here's ^-^ ouw >_> own ^.^ hands x3 against ^-^ ouw ^-^ heawts. -^w^ Come, I uWu wiww ^.^ have thee; ;;w;; but, uWu by :3 this >_< wight, I UwU take ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ;;w;; pity. -uWu Beat. I would ^.^ nyot deny OwO you; ;;w;; but, uWu by :3 this good day, I ÚwÚ yiewd x3 upon -gweat ^w^ pewsuasion, ÚwÚ and pawtwy ^-^ to :33 save >_> youw xDD wife, uWu fow I ÚwÚ was told -you ;;w;; wewe in :3 a :33 consumption. -uWu Benye. UwU Peace! I uWu wiww xDD stop >_> youw UwU mouth. OwO [Kisses hew.] -uWu Beat. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what, Prince: :3 a cowwege >_> of >w< wit-cwackews cannyot -fwout me >_< out >_> of my OwO humouw. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think I cawe uWu fow :3 a ^-^ satiwe ^w^ ow -OwO an >w< epigwam? >_< Nyo. >w< If :3 a man uWu wiww >w< be >_> beaten with brains, UwU 'a uWu shaww -wear nyothing xDD handsome about >_> him. UwU In brief, >_< since I ^-^ do OwO puwpose ^-^ to ->w< mawwy, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ think nyothing ^-^ to ^-^ any OwO puwpose UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd can uWu say -x3 against xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe never fwout at me uWu fow what I ^.^ have ^w^ said -x3 against xDD it; uWu fow man :3 is :3 a x3 giddy :33 thing, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 is my ^w^ concwusion. ->_< Fow >w< thy UwU pawt, :33 Cwaudio, I >_> did ÚwÚ think ^-^ to ^.^ have >_> beaten thee; uWu but in -UwU that :3 thou art >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be my kinsman, live unbruis'd, ÚwÚ and love my ->w< cousin. ->_> Cwaud. I xDD had ;;w;; weww :33 hop'd :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have ;;w;; denyied Beatrice, UwU that I -UwU might ^.^ have cudgeww'd ÚwÚ thee >_< out >_> of >w< thy >w< singwe xDD wife, ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 a -OwO doubwe-deawew, ;;w;; which >_< out >_> of xDD question :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be ^-^ if my cousin ^-^ do -^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook >w< exceeding narrowly ^-^ to thee. -uWu Benye. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ we awe >_< fwiends. Let's ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ dance ewe ^-^ we awe -xDD mawwied, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may lighten ^-^ ouw >_> own hearts ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< wives' heels. -UwU Weon. >w< We'ww ^.^ have ^-^ dancing UwU aftewwawd. -uWu Benye. First, >_> of my word! OwO Thewefowe play, UwU music. Pwince, :3 thou art -:33 sad. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee :3 a xDD wife, >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU wife! Thewe :3 is nyo xDD staff ^-^ mowe -reverent than ^-^ onye tipp'd with xDD hown. - -x3 Entew Messenger. - -Mess. UwU My lord, >_> youw bwothew uWu John :3 is ta'en in ÚwÚ fwight, -And ^w^ bwought with UwU awmed x3 men xDD back ^-^ to Messina. -uWu Benye. :33 Think ^.^ nyot uWu on him ÚwÚ tiww >w< to-mowwow. I'll devise ÚwÚ thee bwave -punishments uWu fow >_> him. Stwike uWu up, pipers! -x3 Dance. [Exeunt.] - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1605 - - -OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF OTHEWWO, MOOW >_< OF xDD VENyICE - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -OTHEWWO, OwO the Moow, ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the Venetian fowces -DESDEMONyA, his UwU wife -ÚwÚ IAGO, ^w^ ensign ^-^ to ^-^ Othewwo -EMIWIA, his xDD wife, OwO wady-in-waiting ^-^ to ;;w;; Desdemonya ->_> CASSIO, wieutenyant ^-^ to ^-^ Othewwo -OwO THE DUKE >_< OF xDD VENyICE -BWABANTIO, Venetian ^.^ Senyatow, fathew >_> of ;;w;; Desdemonya ->w< GWATIANyO, nyobweman >_> of >_> Venyice, bwothew >_> of UwU Bwabantio -^-^ WODOVICO, nyobweman >_> of >_> Venyice, x3 kinsman >_> of UwU Bwabantio -WODEWIGO, rejected OwO suitow >_> of ;;w;; Desdemonya -BIANCA, ^w^ mistwess >_> of ;;w;; Cassio -MONTANyO, :3 a ^w^ Cypwiot >_< officiaw -OwO A ÚwÚ Cwown in service ^-^ to ^-^ Othewwo -x3 Senyatows, ^w^ Saiwows, ^-^ Messengews, UwU Officews, Gentwemen, UwU Musicians, ÚwÚ and -x3 Attendants - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: Venyice ÚwÚ and >_< Cypwus - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Venyice. OwO A street. - -x3 Entew ^-^ Wodewigo ÚwÚ and UwU Iago. - -WODEWIGO. ÚwÚ Tush, never tell UwU me! I UwU take ^.^ it >w< much UwU unkindwy -:33 That thou, x3 Iago, ^-^ who x3 hast xDD had my >_> puwse -UwU As ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ stwings ;;w;; wewe thinye, shouldst xDD knyow >_> of ÚwÚ this. -^w^ IAGO. uWu 'Sbwood, uWu but you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >_> me. ->w< If >w< evew I >_> did ^-^ dweam >_> of such :3 a matter, -Abhow >_> me. -WODEWIGO. Thou told'st me :3 thou didst howd him in >w< thy OwO hate. -^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Despise uWu me, ^-^ if I ^-^ do not. >_< Thwee gweat ones >_> of OwO the >_< city, -UwU In OwO pewsonyaw suit ^-^ to ^-^ make me his uWu wieutenyant, -Off-capp'd ^-^ to him; :3 and, uWu by OwO the :3 faith >_> of man, -I xDD knyow my x3 pwice, I x3 am wowth nyo >_< wowse :3 a :3 pwace. -But >_< he, as :33 woving his >_> own uWu pwide ÚwÚ and UwU puwposes, -:3 Evades ;;w;; them, with :3 a xDD bumbast ÚwÚ ciwcumstance -^w^ Howwibwy ^w^ stuff'd with >w< epithets >_> of war, -And, in ;;w;; concwusion, -^w^ Nyonsuits my mediators; for, :3 "Cewtes," :33 says >_< he, -"I ^.^ have already ^.^ chose my ^w^ officew." -And what ÚwÚ was x3 he? -ÚwÚ Fowsooth, :3 a gweat ^w^ awithmetician, ->_< Onye x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, :3 a OwO Fwowentinye ->_> (A :3 fewwow ^w^ awmost :33 damn'd in :3 a fair >_> wife) -:33 That never xDD set :3 a uWu squadwon in OwO the field, -Nyow OwO the *looks away* division >_> of :3 a ^-^ battwe knows -Mowe than :3 a spinster; unwess OwO the xDD bookish UwU theowic, -OwO Whewein OwO the UwU toged consuws can uWu pwopose -UwU As ^.^ mastewwy as ^w^ he. x3 Mewe pwattwe ^-^ without practice -^-^ Is >w< aww his sowdiewship. But >_< he, ;;w;; siw, xDD had OwO the ^w^ ewection; -And OwO I, >_> of xDD whom his eyes xDD had uWu seen OwO the >_> pwoof -^.^ At >_> Whodes, at Cypwus, ÚwÚ and uWu on uWu othew :33 gwounds -ÚwÚ Chwistian ÚwÚ and x3 heathen, >w< must >w< be belee'd ÚwÚ and calm'd -By ^.^ debitow ÚwÚ and >_< cweditow. :3 This countew-castew, ->_< He, in good UwU time, >w< must his wieutenyant ^.^ be, -And ;;w;; I- :3 God bless OwO the xDD mawk!- his Moorship's >_< ancient. -WODEWIGO. By UwU heaven, I wathew would ^.^ have >_< been his OwO hangman. -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's nyo wemedy. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of UwU sewvice, -uWu Pwefewment :33 goes uWu by letter ÚwÚ and affection, -And ^.^ nyot uWu by ^.^ owd gradation, xDD whewe OwO each uWu second -x3 Stood ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the >_> fiwst. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ;;w;; judge yourself -:3 Whethew I in ^-^ any ^.^ just term x3 am :3 affinyed -ÚwÚ To love OwO the Moor. -WODEWIGO. I would ^.^ nyot follow him xDD then. -^w^ IAGO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ content you. -I follow him ^-^ to sewve my xDD tuwn x3 upon UwU him: -We cannyot >w< aww >w< be masters, :3 nyow >w< aww ;;w;; mastews -Cannyot >w< be ^.^ twuwy follow'd. You uWu shaww mark ->_> Many :3 a ÚwÚ duteous ÚwÚ and :3 knyee-cwooking >_< knyave, -:33 That doting uWu on his >_> own ^w^ obsequious >w< bondage -OwO Weaws >_< out his UwU time, >w< much >_< wike his >_< mastew's ass, ->_< Fow UwU nyought uWu but pwuvndew, ÚwÚ and when :33 he's >_> owd, cashier'd. -xDD Whip me such >w< honyest knyaves. :33 Othews there awe -Who, OwO twimm'd in >_> fowms ÚwÚ and >_> visages >_> of duty, -Keep ÚwÚ yet theiw hearts :33 attending uWu on themsewves, -And ^.^ thwowing uWu but >w< shows >_> of service uWu on theiw uWu wowds -Do ;;w;; weww thrive uWu by them; ÚwÚ and when uWu they ^.^ have ^w^ winyed theiw ;;w;; coats -Do themsewves OwO homage. ^.^ These xDD fewwows ^.^ have >w< some >_> souw, -And such :3 a ^-^ onye ^-^ do I UwU pwofess ^-^ mysewf. ->_< Fow, ;;w;; siw, -^w^ It :3 is as ^w^ suwe as you awe Roderigo, -Were I OwO the Moow, I would ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU Iago. -UwU In following ^w^ him, I follow uWu but mysewf; -xDD Heaven :3 is my :33 judge, ^.^ nyot I uWu fow love ÚwÚ and duty, -But seeming so, uWu fow my xDD pecuwiaw OwO end. ->_< Fow when my >_> outwawd >w< action doth ÚwÚ demonstwate -The ÚwÚ nyative ^.^ act ÚwÚ and figuwe >_> of my OwO heawt -UwU In compwement >_> extewn, 'tis ^.^ nyot wong aftew -But I uWu wiww wear my OwO heawt x3 upon my >_< sweeve ->_< Fow :3 daws ^-^ to ^w^ peck at: I x3 am ^.^ nyot what I ÚwÚ am. -WODEWIGO. What :3 a :33 fuww >_> fowtunye OwO does OwO the >_< thick-wips ^.^ owe, ->w< If ^.^ he can cawwy't UwU thus! -^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Caww OwO up xDD hew fathew, -Rouse ^w^ him, ^-^ make aftew ^w^ him, :3 poison his >w< dewight, -UwU Pwocwaim him in OwO the stweets, >_> incense xDD hew :33 kinsmen, -And, >w< though ^.^ he in :3 a :33 fewtiwe >_> cwimate dwell, -Plague him with uWu fwies. ^-^ Though UwU that his ^.^ joy >w< be joy, ->_> Yet thwow such x3 changes >_> of ÚwÚ vexation ^-^ on't -UwU As ^.^ it ^-^ may wose >w< some color. -WODEWIGO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew >_< fathew's >_< house; I'll caww awoud. -^w^ IAGO. uWu Do, with >_< wike >_> timowous accent ÚwÚ and x3 diwe ÚwÚ yeww -UwU As xDD when, uWu by night ÚwÚ and nyegwigence, OwO the x3 fiwe -^-^ Is spied in >w< popuwous ^.^ cities. -WODEWIGO. >_> What, ^w^ ho, Brabantio! UwU Signyiow >w< Bwabantio, UwU ho! -^w^ IAGO. OwO Awake! >_> What, ^w^ ho, Brabantio! :3 Thieves! :3 Thieves! :3 Thieves! -Wook ^-^ to >_> youw OwO house, >_> youw >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and >_> youw bags! -:3 Thieves! :3 Thieves! - -UwU Bwabantio >_> appeaws ^.^ abuv, at :3 a window. - -BWABANTIO. What :3 is OwO the reason >_> of :3 this uWu tewwibwe OwO summons? -What :3 is OwO the matter thewe? -WODEWIGO. uWu Signyiow, :3 is >w< aww >_> youw ÚwÚ famiwy >_< within? -^w^ IAGO. uWu Awe >_> youw :33 doows wock'd? -BWABANTIO. Why? >w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ ask you uWu this? -^w^ IAGO. ^-^ 'Zounds, ;;w;; siw, >w< you'we >_< wobb'd! >_< Fow shame, >w< put uWu on >_> youw UwU gown; -Your OwO heawt :3 is buwst, you ^.^ have lost half >_> youw soul; ->_< Even nyow, nyow, vewy nyow, OwO an ^.^ owd bwack uWu wam -^-^ Is uWu tupping >_> youw >_> white >_< ewe. UwU Awise, arise! -:33 Awake OwO the snorting xDD citizens with OwO the :3 beww, -Ow ewse OwO the ^w^ deviw uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 gwandsiwe >_> of you. -UwU Awise, I :33 say! -BWABANTIO. >_> What, ^.^ have you lost >_> youw wits? -WODEWIGO. uWu Most OwO wevewend UwU signyiow, ^-^ do you xDD knyow my voice? -BWABANTIO. :3 Nyot :3 I. What awe you? -WODEWIGO. UwU My name :3 is Roderigo. -BWABANTIO. The ^-^ wowsew welcome. -I ^.^ have UwU chawged ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ haunt about my doows. -UwU In >w< honyest :3 pwainnyess :3 thou x3 hast heard me uWu say -UwU My daughter :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow thee; ÚwÚ and nyow, in UwU madnyess, ->_> Being :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ suppew ÚwÚ and distempering xDD dwaughts, -:3 Upon :33 mawicious bravery, OwO dost :3 thou come -ÚwÚ To start my quiet. -WODEWIGO. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, sir- -BWABANTIO. But :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be ^w^ suwe -UwU My spirit ÚwÚ and my place ^.^ have in them power -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this :33 bittew ^-^ to thee. -WODEWIGO. UwU Patience, good sir. -BWABANTIO. What >_> teww'st :3 thou me >_> of ÚwÚ wobbing? :3 This :3 is ;;w;; Venyice; -UwU My house :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 gwange. -WODEWIGO. uWu Most grave >w< Bwabantio, -UwU In ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ souw I come ^-^ to you. -^w^ IAGO. ^-^ 'Zounds, ;;w;; siw, you awe ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sewve God, -^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; bid you. xDD Because ^-^ we come ^-^ to ^-^ do you service ÚwÚ and you -ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe ruffians, ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have >_> youw daughter cuvwed with :3 a -xDD Bawbawy x3 howse; ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have >_> youw nephews nyeigh ^-^ to OwO you; ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have -coursers uWu fow >w< cousins, ÚwÚ and >_< gennyets uWu fow gewmans. -BWABANTIO. What ^.^ pwofanye ÚwÚ wwetch art thou? -^w^ IAGO. I x3 am one, ;;w;; siw, UwU that comes ^-^ to tell you >_> youw daughter ÚwÚ and OwO the -Moor awe :3 nyow :33 making OwO the beast with two :33 backs. -BWABANTIO. Thou awe :3 a :3 viwwain. -^w^ IAGO. You :3 awe- :3 a ^-^ senyatow. -BWABANTIO. :3 This :3 thou ^-^ shawt answew; I xDD knyow ^.^ thee, Roderigo. -WODEWIGO. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; anything. But, I uWu beseech you, -:3 If't >w< be >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and UwU most xDD wise ^.^ consent, -UwU As pawtwy I find ^.^ it ;;w;; is, UwU that >_> youw fair >_> daughtew, -^.^ At :3 this odd-even ÚwÚ and :33 duww watch o' OwO the night, -:33 Twanspowted with nyo >_< wowse :3 nyow better guawd -But with :3 a ^.^ knyave >_> of ^w^ common hire, :3 a :33 gondowiew, -ÚwÚ To OwO the :3 gwoss *moans* cwasps >_> of :3 a >w< wascivious ^w^ Moow- ->w< If :3 this >w< be OwO knyown ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU awwowance, -We then ^.^ have x3 donye you bowd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; saucy wwongs; -But ^-^ if you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot this, my ^-^ mannyews tell me -We ^.^ have >_> youw :33 wwong rebuke. Do ^.^ nyot believe -That, ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 sense >_> of >w< aww civility, -I ;;w;; thus would xDD pway ÚwÚ and twifwe with >_> youw x3 wevewence. -Your >_> daughtew, ^-^ if you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< given xDD hew leave, -I uWu say uWu again, ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a :3 gwoss x3 wevowt, ->w< Tying xDD hew duty, :3 beauty, wit, ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunyes -UwU In OwO an extravagant ÚwÚ and wheeling ^w^ stwangew -x3 Of here ÚwÚ and x3 evewywhewe. :33 Stwaight xDD satisfy uWu youwsewf: ->w< If ^.^ she >w< be in xDD hew ;;w;; chambew ^w^ ow >_> youw OwO house, ->_> Wet loose uWu on me OwO the :33 justice >_> of OwO the OwO state ->_< Fow ;;w;; thus >_> dewuding you. -BWABANTIO. Stwike uWu on OwO the :33 tindew, UwU ho! ->w< Give me :3 a taper! ^-^ Caww OwO up >w< aww my peopwe! -:3 This accident :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO unwike my ^-^ dweam; -Belief >_> of ^.^ it oppwesses me awweady. -Light, I ÚwÚ say, light! Exit above. -^w^ IAGO. Faweweww, uWu fow I >w< must xDD weave you. -^w^ It uWu seems ^.^ nyot :33 meet, :3 nyow >_> whowesome ^-^ to my place, -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ pwoduced- :3 as, ^-^ if I ÚwÚ stay, I shaww- -uWu Against OwO the Moow; uWu fow I ^-^ do >w< knyow, OwO the state, -Howevew :3 this ^-^ may ^-^ gaww him with >w< some check, -Cannyot with >_> safety UwU cast ^w^ him, uWu fow :33 he's embark'd -x3 With such loud reason ^-^ to OwO the >_< Cypwus ^w^ waws, -^w^ Which x3 even :3 nyow ^-^ stands in ^-^ act, UwU that, uWu fow theiw souls, ->_> Anyothew >_> of his ;;w;; fathom uWu they ^.^ have UwU nyonye -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead theiw OwO businyess; in ;;w;; which >w< wegawd, -^-^ Though I ^-^ do UwU hate him as I ^-^ do heww ÚwÚ pains, ->_> Yet uWu fow necessity >_> of ÚwÚ pwesent xDD wife, -I >w< must show >_< out :3 a flag ÚwÚ and >w< sign >_> of love, -^w^ Which :3 is >_< indeed uWu but :3 sign. :33 That you uWu shaww ^w^ suwewy find ^w^ him, -Lead ^-^ to OwO the Sagittawy OwO the raised >_> seawch, -And there uWu wiww I >w< be with >_> him. ^w^ So faweweww. UwU Exit. - -OwO Entew, UwU bewow, >w< Bwabantio, in his nightgown, ÚwÚ and -^.^ Sewvants with uWu towches. - -BWABANTIO. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too OwO twue OwO an >w< eviw: gonye ^.^ she ;;w;; is, -And ^w^ what's ^-^ to come >_> of my despised UwU time -^-^ Is UwU nyought uWu but >_> bittewnyess. Nyow, Roderigo, -:3 Whewe didst :3 thou UwU see uWu hew? :3 O OwO unhappy >w< giww! -x3 With OwO the Moow, xDD say'st thou? OwO Who would >w< be :3 a ^-^ fathew! -OwO How didst :3 thou xDD knyow 'twas uWu she? :33 O, ^.^ she deceives me ->_< Past >_< thought! What ^w^ said ^.^ she ^-^ to you? UwU Get ^-^ mowe uWu tapews. -Raise >w< aww my ^w^ kindwed. uWu Awe uWu they xDD mawwied, ÚwÚ think you? -WODEWIGO. Twuwy, I ÚwÚ think uWu they >_> awe. -BWABANTIO. :3 O uWu heaven! OwO How ^w^ got ^.^ she ^w^ out? :3 O uWu tweason >_> of OwO the blood! -Fathers, ^-^ fwom x3 hence xDD twust ^.^ nyot >_> youw x3 daughtews' ^w^ minds -By what you UwU see them ^-^ act. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot charms -By ;;w;; which OwO the property >_> of xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> maidhood -May >w< be ÚwÚ abused? >_< Have you ^.^ nyot ^.^ wead, Roderigo, -x3 Of >w< some such thing? -WODEWIGO. x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have :3 indeed. -BWABANTIO. ^-^ Caww OwO up my brother. :33 O, would you xDD had xDD had her! -uWu Some ^-^ onye >_< way, >w< some >_> anyothew. Do you xDD knyow -:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ appwehend xDD hew ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Moow? -WODEWIGO. I ÚwÚ think I can ÚwÚ discuvw ^w^ him, ^-^ if you >w< pwease -ÚwÚ To >_< get good guawd ÚwÚ and >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. -BWABANTIO. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; wead x3 on. ^.^ At every house I'll caww; -I ^-^ may xDD command at ^.^ most. UwU Get x3 weapons, UwU ho! -And ÚwÚ waise >w< some speciaw >_< officews >_> of ^-^ nyight. -uWu On, good Roderigo, I'll deserve >_> youw ^.^ pains. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. ->_> Anyothew street. - -x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants with uWu towches. - -^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Though in OwO the trade >_> of OwO waw I ^.^ have OwO swain ^-^ men, ->_> Yet ^-^ do I howd ^.^ it vewy stuff o' OwO the ;;w;; conscience -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do nyo ;;w;; contwived :3 muwthew. I wack inyiquity ->_< Sometimes ^-^ to ^-^ do me uWu sewvice. UwU Nyinye ^w^ ow >w< ten xDD times -I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have yewk'd him here uWu undew OwO the >_> wibs. -OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis better as ^.^ it is. -^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^.^ he pwated -And xDD spoke such scurvy ÚwÚ and pwovoking >_> tewms -uWu Against >_> youw honyow -That, with OwO the wittwe ÚwÚ godwinyess I x3 have, -I >_> did :33 fuww ^-^ hawd uWu fowbeaw >_> him. But I pray you, ;;w;; siw, -uWu Awe you fast married? Be >_> assuwed >_> of this, -:33 That OwO the ;;w;; magnyifico :3 is >w< much beloved, -And ;;w;; hath in his :33 effect :3 a >w< voice :33 potentiaw -UwU As double as OwO the >w< Duke's. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww divorce you, -Ow >w< put x3 upon you what restraint ÚwÚ and gwievance -The waw, with >w< aww his UwU might ^-^ to enforce ^.^ it OwO on, -uWu Wiww ^w^ give him >w< cabwe. -OTHEWWO. >_> Wet him ^-^ do his ;;w;; spite. -UwU My OwO sewvices, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the ^.^ signyiowy, -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ out-tongue his :3 compwaints. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >_> knyow- ->w< Which, when I xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ boasting :3 is OwO an honor, -I uWu shaww xDD pwomuwgate- I ÚwÚ fetch my life ÚwÚ and being -From x3 men >_> of :33 woyaw OwO siege, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ demewits -May speak unbonnyeted ^-^ to as >_> pwoud :3 a >_> fowtunye -UwU As :3 this UwU that I ^.^ have weach'd. >_< Fow >w< knyow, x3 Iago, -But UwU that I love OwO the gentwe uWu Desdemonya, -I would ^.^ nyot my >_< unhoused free ^.^ condition -x3 Put OwO into ciwcumscwiption ÚwÚ and x3 confinye ->_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; sea's worth. But, xDD wook! What lights come >w< yond? -^w^ IAGO. Those awe OwO the raised fathew ÚwÚ and his >_< fwiends. -You ;;w;; wewe :33 best >w< go in. -OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot I; I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ found. -UwU My :33 pawts, my titwe, ÚwÚ and my pewfect ^w^ souw -:33 Shaww manyifest me OwO wightwy. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO they? -^w^ IAGO. By :33 Janyus, I ÚwÚ think nyo. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain Officers with uWu towches. - -OTHEWWO. The ^-^ sewvants >_> of OwO the OwO Duke? And my >_> wieutenyant? -The xDD goodnyess >_> of OwO the night x3 upon you, x3 fwiends! -What :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? -CASSIO. The UwU Duke OwO does gweet you, general, -And ^.^ he xDD wequiwes >_> youw haste-post-haste xDD appeawance, ->_< Even uWu on OwO the >w< instant. -OTHEWWO. What :3 is OwO the matter, ÚwÚ think you? -CASSIO. OwO Something ^-^ fwom Cypwus, as I ^-^ may x3 divinye; -^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^-^ businyess >_> of >w< some heat. The >w< gawweys ->_< Have x3 sent :3 a ;;w;; dozen ^.^ sequent messengews -:3 This vewy night at ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's heels; -And many >_> of OwO the consuws, raised ÚwÚ and met, -uWu Awe at OwO the >w< Duke's awweady. You ^.^ have >_< been >_> hotwy xDD caww'd for, -^w^ When, being ^.^ nyot at >_> youw ÚwÚ wodging ^-^ to >w< be OwO found, -The Senate ;;w;; hath x3 sent about three uWu sevewaw ^.^ quests -ÚwÚ To >_> seawch you >_< out. -OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww I x3 am ;;w;; found uWu by you. -I uWu wiww uWu but uWu spend :3 a >_> wowd here in OwO the house -And >w< go with you. UwU Exit. -CASSIO. ^-^ Ancient, what makes ^.^ he hewe? -^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, ^.^ he tonight ;;w;; hath :33 boawded :3 a ^.^ wand cawack; ->w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv lawful prize, :33 he's :3 made forever. -CASSIO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD undewstand. -^w^ IAGO. >w< He's :3 mawwied. -CASSIO. ÚwÚ To UwU who? - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. - -^w^ IAGO. x3 Mawwy, UwU to- ^w^ Come, captain, uWu wiww you go? -OTHEWWO. >_< Have with you. -CASSIO. ;;w;; Hewe comes another >_< twoop ^-^ to >w< seek uWu fow you. -^w^ IAGO. ^w^ It :3 is Bwabantio. ^w^ Genyewaw, >w< be :3 advised, -ÚwÚ He comes ^-^ to OwO bad intent. - -x3 Entew >w< Bwabantio, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and Officers with torches -ÚwÚ and weapons. - -OTHEWWO. Holla! Stand ;;w;; thewe! -WODEWIGO. uWu Signyiow, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the Moor. -BWABANTIO. x3 Down with ^w^ him, thief! -^.^ They dwaw uWu on uWu both :33 sides. -^w^ IAGO. :3 You, Wodewigo! ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am uWu fow you. -OTHEWWO. Keep OwO up >_> youw UwU bwight uWu swowds, uWu fow OwO the OwO dew uWu wiww wust ^.^ them. -Good UwU signyiow, you uWu shaww ^-^ mowe xDD command with years ->w< Than with >_> youw weapons. -BWABANTIO. :3 O :3 thou ;;w;; fouw xDD thief, xDD whewe x3 hast :3 thou xDD stow'd my ^.^ daughtew? -OwO Damn'd as :3 thou :3 awt, :3 thou x3 hast uWu enchanted UwU hew, ->_< Fow I'll ^.^ wefew me ^-^ to >w< aww >w< things >_> of :33 sense, ->w< If ^.^ she in xDD chains >_> of ÚwÚ magic ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot UwU bound, -:3 Whethew :3 a maid OwO so xDD tendew, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and happy, -^w^ So >w< opposite ^-^ to mawwiage UwU that ^.^ she >w< shunn'd -The weawthy, ^.^ cuwwed >w< dawwings >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyation, -Wouwd >w< evew x3 have, ^-^ to >_< incuw :3 a ^w^ genyewaw UwU mock, -Wun ^-^ fwom xDD hew xDD guawdage ^-^ to OwO the :33 sooty uWu bosom -x3 Of such :3 a xDD thing as ;;w;; thou- ^-^ to feaw, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD dewight. -Judge me OwO the UwU wowwd, ^-^ if 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 gwoss in :33 sense -:33 That :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ pwacticed uWu on xDD hew with ;;w;; fouw xDD chawms, -xDD Abused xDD hew delicate xDD youth with drugs ^w^ ow UwU minyewaws -:33 That weaken :33 motion. I'll ^.^ have't disputed OwO on; -^.^ 'Tis >_> pwobabwe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pawpabwe ^-^ to :3 thinking. -I OwO thewefowe ^.^ appwehend ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< attach ÚwÚ thee ->_< Fow OwO an ;;w;; abusew >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, :3 a :3 pwacticew -x3 Of ^w^ awts uWu inhibited ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of wawwant. ->w< Way howd x3 upon >_> him. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do resist, -^-^ Subdue him at his ^-^ pewiw. -OTHEWWO. Hold >_> youw x3 hands, -Both you >_> of my incwinying ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ west. -Were ^.^ it my cue ^-^ to fight, I shouwd ^.^ have OwO knyown ^.^ it -Without :3 a prompter. :3 Whewe uWu wiww you UwU that I >w< go -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew :3 this >_> youw :33 chawge? -BWABANTIO. ÚwÚ To x3 pwison, ÚwÚ tiww x3 fit UwU time -x3 Of OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwse >_> of direct OwO session -^-^ Caww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< answew. -OTHEWWO. What ^-^ if I ^-^ do obey? -OwO How ^-^ may OwO the UwU Duke >w< be >_< thewewith >_< satisfied, -uWu Whose messengews awe here about my >w< side, -:3 Upon >w< some ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the OwO state -ÚwÚ To bwing me ^-^ to OwO him? -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^.^ 'Tis true, UwU most >w< wowthy UwU signyiow; -The >w< Duke's in counciw, ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sewf, -I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, :3 is x3 sent OwO fow. -BWABANTIO. :3 How? The UwU Duke in x3 counciw? -UwU In :3 this UwU time >_> of OwO the :3 nyight? >_< Bwing him away; ->w< Minye's ^.^ nyot OwO an :33 idwe ^.^ cause. The UwU Duke himself, -Ow ^-^ any >_> of my bwothews >_> of OwO the state, -Cannyot uWu but ;;w;; feew :3 this :33 wwong as 'twere theiw own; ->_< Fow ^-^ if such :33 actions ^-^ may ^.^ have ÚwÚ passage ^.^ fwee, ->_< Bond slaves ÚwÚ and pagans uWu shaww ^-^ ouw >_> statesmen UwU be. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A council ^.^ chambew. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ and Senators ^.^ sitting at :3 a :3 tabwe; -Officers xDD attending. - -ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 composition in ^.^ these UwU nyews -:33 That gives them credit. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Indeed uWu they awe disproportion'd; -UwU My letters uWu say :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and :3 seven xDD gawweys. -ÚwÚ DUKE. And ÚwÚ minye, :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and fowty. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And ÚwÚ minye, two ^.^ hundwed. -But >w< though uWu they jump ^.^ nyot uWu on :3 a ^.^ just ^-^ account- -UwU As in ^.^ these cases, xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ aim ^-^ wepowts, -^.^ 'Tis ^w^ oft with x3 diffewence- ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do uWu they >w< aww ;;w;; confiwm -OwO A Turkish ^w^ fweet, ÚwÚ and beawing OwO up ^-^ to Cypwus. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is possibwe enough ^-^ to :3 judgement. -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO so secure me in OwO the ^-^ ewwow, -But OwO the x3 main xDD awticwe I ^-^ do appwuv -UwU In xDD feawfuw :33 sense. -:3 SAIWOW. [Within.] >_> What, UwU ho! >_> What, UwU ho! >_> What, UwU ho! -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. OwO A :33 messengew ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD gawweys. - -x3 Entew >w< Saiwow. - -ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, ^w^ what's OwO the business? -:3 SAIWOW. The Turkish pwepawation makes uWu fow >_> Whodes, -^w^ So ÚwÚ was I ;;w;; bid wepowt here ^-^ to OwO the OwO state -By UwU Signyiow ^.^ Angewo. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How uWu say you uWu by :3 this uWu change? -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 This cannyot ^.^ be, -By nyo >w< assay >_> of ^.^ weason; 'tis :3 a UwU pageant -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO us in false OwO gaze. When ^-^ we consider -The impowtancy >_> of >_< Cypwus ^-^ to OwO the Turk, -And let uWu ouwsewves UwU again uWu but undewstand -:33 That as ^.^ it ^-^ mowe UwU concewns OwO the :3 Tuwk than >_> Whodes, -^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ he with ^-^ mowe >w< faciwe xDD question bear it, ->_< Fow UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ stands ^.^ nyot in such ^.^ wawwike >_< bwace, -But ^-^ awtogethew lacks OwO the ÚwÚ abiwities -:33 That Whodes :3 is dress'd in. >w< If ^-^ we ^-^ make ^w^ thought >_> of this, -We >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the :3 Tuwk :3 is OwO so UwU unskiwwfuw -ÚwÚ To xDD weave UwU that :3 watest ;;w;; which UwU concewns him :33 fiwst, ->w< Nyegwecting OwO an ^-^ attempt >_> of >_> ease ÚwÚ and gain, -ÚwÚ To :3 wake ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wage :3 a danger profitless. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, in >w< aww ^-^ confidence, :33 he's ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 Whodes. -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ^-^ mowe news. - -x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. - -MESSENGEW. The UwU Ottomites, OwO wevewend ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwacious, -Steering with :3 due ^-^ couwse towawd OwO the >_> iswe >_> of >_> Whodes, ->_< Have there injointed them with OwO an aftew fweet. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Ay, OwO so I OwO thought. OwO How many, as you guess? -MESSENGEW. x3 Of OwO thiwty saiw; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu they ^-^ do we-stem -Their ;;w;; backwawd ^.^ couwse, beawing with :3 fwank ^.^ appeawance -Their >w< puwposes towawd Cypwus. UwU Signyiow ^w^ Montanyo, -Your >_> twusty ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant uWu sewvitow, -x3 With his free >_> duty wecommends you thus, -And uWu pways you ^-^ to believe >_> him. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain then uWu fow Cypwus. -Mawcus Luccicos, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ he in :33 town? -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< He's :3 nyow in Florence. -ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Wwite ^-^ fwom OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ him, post-post-haste UwU dispatch. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Hewe comes UwU Bwabantio ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant Moor. - -x3 Entew >w< Bwabantio, UwU Othewwo, x3 Iago, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and Officers. - -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Vawiant UwU Othewwo, ^-^ we >w< must straight x3 empwoy you -uWu Against OwO the ^w^ genyewaw enemy OwO Ottoman. -uWu [To Bwabantio.] I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see OwO you; welcome, gentwe UwU signyiow; -We >_< wack'd >_> youw counsew ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^w^ hewp >_< tonyight. -BWABANTIO. ^w^ So >_> did I ^w^ youws. Good >_> youw Gwace, pawdon :3 me: -ÚwÚ Nyeithew my place :3 nyow >w< aught I heard >_> of ^-^ businyess -;;w;; Hath raised me ^-^ fwom my :33 bed, :3 nyow doth OwO the ^w^ genyewaw cawe -;;w;; Take howd uWu on me; uWu fow my pawticuwaw >w< gwief -^-^ Is >_> of OwO so >_> fwood-gate ÚwÚ and UwU o'ewbeawing ^-^ nyatuwe -:33 That ^.^ it UwU engwuts ÚwÚ and UwU swawwows uWu othew sorrows, -And ^.^ it :3 is still itself. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -BWABANTIO. UwU My daughter! :33 O, my daughter! -ALL. >_> Dead? -BWABANTIO. >w< Ay, ^-^ to >_> me. -She :3 is OwO abused, stow'n ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ and >_< cowwupted -By x3 spewws ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ medicinyes bought >_> of mountebanks; ->_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe OwO so ^w^ pwepostewouswy ^-^ to ^-^ eww, ->_> Being ^.^ nyot UwU deficient, :3 bwind, ^w^ ow ^.^ wame >_> of :33 sense, -^-^ Sans OwO witchcwaft :33 couwd not. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Whoe'ew ^.^ he >w< be UwU that in :3 this ;;w;; fouw proceeding -;;w;; Hath ;;w;; thus x3 beguiwed >_> youw daughter >_> of x3 hewsewf -And you >_> of UwU hew, OwO the bwoody book >_> of OwO waw -You uWu shaww yourself ;;w;; wead in OwO the :33 bittew letter -:33 Aftew >_> youw >_> own :33 sense, ^-^ yea, >w< though ^-^ ouw pwopew :3 son -x3 Stood in >_> youw ^w^ action. -BWABANTIO. ;;w;; Humbwy I :3 thank >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the man, :3 this Moow, xDD whom nyow, ^.^ it seems, -Your speciaw >_< mandate uWu fow OwO the OwO state affairs -;;w;; Hath UwU hithew :3 bwought. -ALL. We awe vewy >_< sowwy for't. -ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu [To >_> Othewwo.] What in >_> youw >_> own part can you uWu say ^-^ to uWu this? -BWABANTIO. UwU Nyothing, uWu but :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ so. -OTHEWWO. uWu Most uWu potent, :33 gwave, ÚwÚ and OwO wevewend signiors, -UwU My vewy x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and appwuvd good masters, -:33 That I ^.^ have ta'en away :3 this ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's >_> daughtew, -^w^ It :3 is UwU most true; true, I ^.^ have married UwU hew; -The vewy head ÚwÚ and xDD fwont >_> of my :3 offending -;;w;; Hath :3 this OwO extent, nyo more. Rude x3 am I in my speech, -And wittwe bwest with OwO the ^.^ soft ^.^ phwase >_> of ^w^ peace; ->_< Fow >_< since ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms >_> of >_< minye xDD had :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ^w^ pith, -;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow >w< some :33 nyinye >_< moons wasted, uWu they ^.^ have used -Their ;;w;; deawest >w< action in OwO the ÚwÚ tented field, -And wittwe >_> of :3 this gweat x3 wowwd can I ÚwÚ speak, -Mowe than ^w^ pewtains ^-^ to feats >_> of broil ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ battwe; -And OwO thewefowe wittwe uWu shaww I OwO gwace my cause -UwU In ;;w;; speaking uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. xDD Yet, uWu by >_> youw >_< gwacious >_> patience, -I uWu wiww :3 a x3 wound ^-^ unvawnyish'd xDD tawe x3 dewivew -x3 Of my xDD whowe ^-^ couwse >_> of love: what ÚwÚ dwugs, what xDD chawms, -What conjuwation, ÚwÚ and what :3 mighty OwO magic- ->_< Fow such proceeding I x3 am UwU chawged withal- -I xDD won his daughter. -BWABANTIO. OwO A OwO maiden never bold, -x3 Of spirit OwO so still ÚwÚ and >_> quiet UwU that xDD hew motion ->_< Bwush'd at herself; ÚwÚ and x3 she- in ^-^ spite >_> of UwU nyatuwe, -x3 Of yeaws, >_> of xDD countwy, >_< cwedit, OwO evewything- -ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww in love with what ^.^ she >_< feaw'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook :33 on! -^w^ It :3 is ^w^ judgement ^.^ maim'd ÚwÚ and UwU most ^w^ impewfect, -:33 That uWu wiww x3 confess :3 pewfection OwO so :33 couwd err -uWu Against >w< aww ^.^ wuwes >_> of UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< must >w< be >_> dwiven -ÚwÚ To find >_< out pwactices >_> of ÚwÚ cunnying heww -UwU Why :3 this shouwd UwU be. I OwO thewefowe vouch UwU again -:33 That with >w< some :3 mixtuwes >w< powewfuw o'ew OwO the blood, -Ow with >w< some ^.^ dwam conjuwed ^-^ to :3 this >_> effect, -ÚwÚ He wrought x3 upon :3 hew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ To vouch :3 this :3 is nyo proof, -Without ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe overt test ->w< Than ^.^ these xDD thin ^-^ habits ÚwÚ and UwU poow likelihoods -x3 Of modewn seeming ^-^ do :33 pwefew x3 against >_> him. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. But, UwU Othewwo, speak. -OwO Did you uWu by OwO indiwect ÚwÚ and fowced courses -^-^ Subdue ÚwÚ and :3 poison :3 this x3 young :33 maid's :33 affections? -Ow came ^.^ it uWu by UwU wequest, ÚwÚ and such fair xDD question -UwU As ^w^ souw ^-^ to ^w^ souw ;;w;; affowdeth? -OTHEWWO. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ->_> Send uWu fow OwO the wady ^-^ to OwO the Sagittary, -And let xDD hew speak >_> of me before xDD hew father. ->w< If you ^-^ do find me ;;w;; fouw in xDD hew report, -The twust, OwO the >w< office I ^-^ do howd >_> of you, -:3 Nyot only UwU take ^w^ away, uWu but let >_> youw >_< sentence ->_< Even ^-^ faww x3 upon my wife. -ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Fetch ;;w;; Desdemonya hithew. -OTHEWWO. ^-^ Ancient, OwO conduct them; you :33 best xDD knyow OwO the :3 pwace. ->_< Exeunt >_< Iago ÚwÚ and Attendants. -And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she xDD come, as ^.^ twuwy as ^-^ to >w< heaven -I ^-^ do x3 confess OwO the UwU vices >_> of my blood, -^w^ So justly ^-^ to >_> youw grave ears I'll ÚwÚ pwesent -OwO How I >_> did thrive in :3 this fair lady's love -And ^.^ she in x3 minye. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Say it, ÚwÚ Othewwo. -OTHEWWO. Her fathew loved uWu me, ^w^ oft ^-^ invited uWu me, -OwO Stiww ^.^ question'd me OwO the story >_> of my life -From yeaw ^-^ to yeaw, OwO the OwO battwes, >_< sieges, UwU fowtunyes, -:33 That I ^.^ have ^-^ pass'd. -I ÚwÚ wan ^.^ it through, x3 even ^-^ fwom my boyish >_< days -ÚwÚ To OwO the vewy ;;w;; moment UwU that ^.^ he bade me tell OwO it: -OwO Whewein I ^-^ spake >_> of UwU most :3 disastwous ÚwÚ chances, -x3 Of ^w^ moving x3 accidents uWu by flood ÚwÚ and field, -x3 Of :3 haiw-bweadth uWu 'scapes >w< i' OwO the imminyent >_> deadwy breach, -x3 Of being :3 taken uWu by OwO the UwU insowent ÚwÚ foe -And :3 sowd ^-^ to ;;w;; swavewy, >_> of my xDD wedemption ^.^ thence -And powtance in my twavews' history; -OwO Whewein >_> of :3 antwes UwU vast ÚwÚ and :3 desewts idle, -^-^ Wough quawwies, rocks, ÚwÚ and :3 hiwws uWu whose :3 heads ^.^ touch UwU heaven, -^w^ It ÚwÚ was my ^w^ hint ^-^ to UwU speak- such ÚwÚ was OwO the >_> pwocess- -And >_> of OwO the Cannyibaws UwU that OwO each uWu othew >w< eat, -The Anthropophagi, ÚwÚ and x3 men uWu whose :3 heads -Do gwow beneath theiw >_> shouwdews. :3 This ^-^ to hear -Wouwd ;;w;; Desdemonya >_< sewiouswy incwinye; -But still OwO the house affairs would dwaw xDD hew >_< thence, -^w^ Which >w< evew as ^.^ she :33 couwd with haste ÚwÚ dispatch, -She'wd come uWu again, ÚwÚ and with :3 a greedy ear -ÚwÚ Devouw OwO up my >_< discouwse; ;;w;; which I >_> obsewving, ->_< Took UwU once :3 a x3 pwiant xDD houw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found good :3 means -ÚwÚ To dwaw ^-^ fwom xDD hew :3 a >w< pwayew >_> of eawnyest OwO heawt -:33 That I would >w< aww my x3 piwgwimage ÚwÚ diwate, -^.^ Wheweof uWu by x3 pawcews ^.^ she xDD had xDD something heard, -But ^.^ nyot intentivewy. I >_> did ^.^ consent, -And >_< often >_> did beguiwe xDD hew >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; teaws -When I >_> did speak >_> of >w< some distressful OwO stwoke -:33 That my xDD youth :3 suffew'd. UwU My story being >_< donye, -She >_> gave me uWu fow my x3 pains :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of UwU sighs; -She x3 swowe, in :33 faith, 'twas stwange, 'twas >_< passing >_< stwange; -ÚwÚ 'Twas pitiful, 'twas :3 wondwous pitiful. -She :33 wish'd ^.^ she xDD had ^.^ nyot heard it, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :33 wish'd -:33 That >w< heaven xDD had :3 made xDD hew such :3 a >w< man; ^.^ she >_< thank'd uWu me, -And bade uWu me, ^-^ if I xDD had :3 a fwiend UwU that loved UwU hew, -I shouwd uWu but teach him how ^-^ to tell my xDD stowy, -And UwU that would ^w^ woo :3 hew. :3 Upon :3 this ^w^ hint I spake: -She loved me uWu fow OwO the dangews I xDD had UwU pass'd, -And I loved xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ pity ^.^ them. -:3 This only :3 is OwO the OwO witchcwaft I ^.^ have :3 used. -;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the lady; let xDD hew witness it. - -x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -ÚwÚ DUKE. I ÚwÚ think :3 this xDD tawe would ^.^ win my daughter ^w^ too. -Good >w< Bwabantio, -;;w;; Take OwO up :3 this OwO mangwed matter at OwO the best: -Men ^-^ do theiw ^w^ bwoken weapons wathew ;;w;; use ->w< Than theiw x3 bawe hands. -BWABANTIO. I pray you, hear xDD hew speak. ->w< If ^.^ she x3 confess UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was half OwO the wooew, -Destruction uWu on my uWu head, ^-^ if my OwO bad blame -Wight uWu on OwO the ^w^ man! Come hithew, gentwe OwO mistwess. -Do you pewceive in >w< aww :3 this x3 nyobwe >_> company -:3 Whewe UwU most you owe ^.^ obedience? ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My x3 nyobwe fathew, -I ^-^ do pewceive here :3 a ;;w;; divided >_< duty. -ÚwÚ To you I x3 am bound uWu fow life ÚwÚ and >_> education; -UwU My life ÚwÚ and uWu education uWu both ^-^ do learn me -OwO How ^-^ to >_< wespect OwO you; you awe OwO the lord >_> of duty, -I x3 am hithewto >_> youw daughter. But >w< hewe's my xDD husband, -And OwO so >w< much >_> duty as my mothew show'd -ÚwÚ To you, ^.^ pwefewwing you before xDD hew fathew, -^w^ So >w< much I challenge UwU that I ^-^ may UwU pwofess -Due ^-^ to OwO the Moow, my :33 wowd. -BWABANTIO. :3 God >w< be with xDD you! I ^.^ have >w< donye. -UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw Gwace, uWu on ^-^ to OwO the OwO state affairs; -I xDD had wathew ^-^ to ^.^ adopt :3 a >w< chiwd than >_< get it. -Come hithew, Moor. -I here ^-^ do ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee UwU that with >w< aww my OwO heawt ->w< Which, uWu but :3 thou x3 hast uWu awweady, with >w< aww my OwO heawt -I would ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom thee. >_< Fow >_> youw UwU sake, ^-^ jewew, -I x3 am ^.^ gwad at ^w^ souw I ^.^ have nyo uWu othew x3 chiwd; ->_< Fow >w< thy escape would teach me tywanny, -ÚwÚ To >_> hang cwogs uWu on ^.^ them. I ^.^ have >_< donye, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet me speak >_< wike OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and uWu way :3 a >_< sentence ->w< Which, as :3 a x3 gwise ^w^ ow >w< step, ^-^ may ^w^ hewp ^.^ these lovers -x3 Into >_> youw :3 favow. -When xDD wemedies awe ^.^ past, OwO the gwiefs awe UwU ended -By >_< seeing OwO the worst, ;;w;; which ^.^ wate uWu on OwO hopes depended. -ÚwÚ To mourn :3 a mischief UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ and gonye -^-^ Is OwO the next uWu way ^-^ to dwaw OwO nyew mischief x3 on. -What cannyot >w< be x3 pwesewved when >_> Fowtunye uWu takes, -uWu Patience xDD hew uWu injuwy :3 a OwO mockewy ÚwÚ makes. -The ;;w;; wobb'd UwU that >_> smiwes xDD steaws xDD something ^-^ fwom OwO the thief; -ÚwÚ He >_> wobs ^-^ himsewf UwU that ^.^ spends :3 a :33 bootwess ^w^ gwief. -BWABANTIO. ^w^ So let OwO the :3 Tuwk >_> of >_< Cypwus OwO us >_> beguiwe; -We wose ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO so wong as ^-^ we can smile. -ÚwÚ He uWu beaws OwO the >_< sentence well, UwU that nyothing uWu beaws -But OwO the free comfort ;;w;; which ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^.^ he :33 heaws; -But ^.^ he uWu beaws uWu both OwO the >_< sentence ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU sowwow -That, ^-^ to pay gwief, >w< must >_> of UwU poow >_< patience :33 bowwow. -^.^ These sentences, ^-^ to sugar ^w^ ow ^-^ to :3 gaww, ->_> Being >w< stwong uWu on uWu both :3 sides, awe equivocaw. -But uWu wowds awe :33 wowds; I never ÚwÚ yet >_> did hear -:33 That OwO the uWu bwuised OwO heawt ÚwÚ was ^w^ piewced OwO thwough OwO the OwO eaw. -I humbly uWu beseech you, :33 pwoceed ^-^ to OwO the affairs >_> of state. -ÚwÚ DUKE. The :3 Tuwk with :3 a UwU most :3 mighty pwepawation makes uWu fow Cypwus. -UwU Othewwo, OwO the uWu fowtitude >_> of OwO the place :3 is :33 best OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO you; ÚwÚ and ->w< though ^-^ we ^.^ have there :3 a :3 substitute >_> of UwU most ;;w;; awwowed sufficiency, -ÚwÚ yet ^-^ opinyion, :3 a x3 suvweign ^w^ mistwess >_> of effects, throws :3 a ^-^ mowe OwO safew ->w< voice uWu on you. You >w< must OwO thewefowe >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ÚwÚ swubbew OwO the gloss ->_> of >_> youw OwO nyew :3 fowtunyes with :3 this ^-^ mowe :3 stubbown ÚwÚ and :33 boistewous -OwO expedition. -OTHEWWO. The >_> tywant :33 custom, UwU most grave senators, -;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO the xDD fwinty ÚwÚ and >_< steew ^w^ couch >_> of OwO waw -UwU My :3 thwice-dwiven bed >_> of down. I ^-^ do >w< agnyize -OwO A :3 nyatuwaw ÚwÚ and :3 pwompt alacrity -I find in >w< hawdnyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >_< undewtake -^.^ These ÚwÚ pwesent wars x3 against OwO the Ottomites. -uWu Most humbly OwO thewefowe bending ^-^ to >_> youw state, -I crave x3 fit ^-^ disposition uWu fow my xDD wife, -Due :33 wefewence >_> of place ÚwÚ and :33 exhibition, -x3 With such xDD accommodation ÚwÚ and besort -UwU As >_> wevews with xDD hew breeding. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< If you please, -Be't at xDD hew ;;w;; fathew's. -BWABANTIO. I'll ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -OTHEWWO. Nyow :3 I. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Nyow :3 I. I would ^.^ nyot there OwO weside -ÚwÚ To >w< put my fathew in impatient >_> thoughts -By being in his >w< eye. uWu Most >_< gwacious Duke, -ÚwÚ To my >w< unfowding lend >_> youw pwospewous eaw, -And let me find :3 a chawtew in >_> youw >w< voice -ÚwÚ To ^-^ assist my simpleness. -ÚwÚ DUKE. What would you, OwO Desdemonya? ->w< DESDEMONyA. :33 That I >_> did love OwO the Moor ^-^ to live with ^w^ him, -UwU My downwight violence ÚwÚ and :3 stowm >_> of :3 fowtunyes -May twumpet ^-^ to OwO the world. UwU My ^w^ heawt's x3 subdued ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the vewy ;;w;; quawity >_> of my :33 wowd. -I ^-^ saw Othello's >_> visage in his UwU mind, -And ^-^ to his ;;w;; honyows ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ vawiant pawts -OwO Did I my ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunyes ^-^ consecwate. -^w^ So UwU that, dear x3 wowds, ^-^ if I >w< be weft ^.^ behind, -OwO A ;;w;; moth >_> of :3 peace, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< go ^-^ to OwO the war, -The :3 wites uWu fow ;;w;; which I love him awe >_> beweft uWu me, -And I :3 a :33 heavy intewim uWu shaww :3 suppowt -By his dear x3 absence. >_> Wet me >w< go with >_> him. -OTHEWWO. >_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ have >_> youw x3 voices. -Vouch with uWu me, UwU heaven, I OwO thewefowe UwU beg ^.^ it ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ To >w< pwease OwO the x3 pawate >_> of my OwO appetite, -Nyow ^-^ to x3 compwy with >_< heat- OwO the x3 young ^w^ affects -UwU In me defunct- ÚwÚ and pwopew UwU satisfaction; -But ^-^ to >w< be free ÚwÚ and >w< bounteous ^-^ to xDD hew mind. -And >w< heaven ^w^ defend >_> youw good souls, UwU that you ÚwÚ think -I uWu wiww >_> youw uWu sewious ÚwÚ and gweat ^-^ businyess xDD scant ->_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is with >_> me. No, when >_< wight-wing'd xDD toys -x3 Of >_> feathew'd ;;w;; Cupid :3 seew with >_< wanton dullness -UwU My uWu specuwative ÚwÚ and ^w^ officed ;;w;; instwuments, -:33 That my disports corrupt ÚwÚ and ^-^ taint my businyess, ->_> Wet UwU housewives ^-^ make :3 a :3 skiwwet >_> of my hewm, -And >w< aww :3 indign ÚwÚ and base advewsities -UwU Make head x3 against my ^w^ estimation! -ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ it as you uWu shaww pwivatewy detewminye, -x3 Eithew uWu fow xDD hew stay ^w^ ow ^w^ going. The affaiw x3 cwies haste, -And ÚwÚ speed >w< must >w< answew't: you >w< must x3 hence >_< tonyight. ->w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Tonyight, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This ^-^ nyight. -OTHEWWO. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ At :33 nyinye >w< i' OwO the xDD mownying here ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet again. -UwU Othewwo, xDD weave >w< some ^w^ officew ^.^ behind, -And ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ ouw :33 commission bwing ^-^ to you, -x3 With such >w< things ewse >_> of ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and >_< wespect -UwU As doth :3 impowt you. -OTHEWWO. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, my :3 ancient; -OwO A man ^.^ he :3 is >_> of xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and uWu twust. -ÚwÚ To his ^.^ conveyance I assign my xDD wife, -x3 With what ewse :3 nyeedfuw >_> youw good OwO Gwace uWu shaww ÚwÚ think -ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 sent aftew >_> me. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. -Good night ^-^ to ^.^ evewyonye. uWu [To Bwabantio.] And, x3 nyobwe UwU signyiow, ->w< If :3 viwtue nyo dewighted x3 beauty >_< wack, -Your xDD son-in-waw :3 is :3 faw ^-^ mowe fair than ^.^ bwack. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Adieu, bwave Moow, ;;w;; use ;;w;; Desdemonya :33 weww. -BWABANTIO. Wook ^-^ to UwU hew, Moow, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast eyes ^-^ to xDD see; -She >_> has >w< deceived xDD hew fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may thee. ->_< Exeunt Duke, x3 Senyatows, ÚwÚ and Officers. -OTHEWWO. UwU My life x3 upon xDD hew faith! Honyest x3 Iago, -UwU My ;;w;; Desdemonya >w< must I xDD weave ^-^ to thee. -I ;;w;; pwithee, let >w< thy UwU wife ^.^ attend uWu on UwU hew, -And bwing them aftew in OwO the :33 best UwU advantage. -^w^ Come, uWu Desdemonya, I ^.^ have uWu but OwO an hour -x3 Of love, >_> of :33 wowwdwy mattews ÚwÚ and >w< diwection, -ÚwÚ To uWu spend with thee. We >w< must ^-^ obey OwO the xDD time. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemona. -WODEWIGO. ;;w;; Iago! -^w^ IAGO. What xDD say'st thou, x3 nyobwe :3 heawt? -WODEWIGO. What uWu wiww I uWu do, xDD thinkest thou? -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< go ^-^ to bed ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. -WODEWIGO. I uWu wiww >w< incontinyentwy drown ^-^ mysewf. -^w^ IAGO. >w< If :3 thou dost, I uWu shaww never love ÚwÚ thee >w< aftew. -ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou ÚwÚ siwwy gentweman! -WODEWIGO. ^w^ It :3 is siwwinyess ^-^ to live when ^-^ to live :3 is :3 towment, ÚwÚ and then -^.^ have ^-^ we :3 a pwescwiption ^-^ to die when death :3 is ^-^ ouw physician. -^w^ IAGO. :3 O >_> viwwainyous! I ^.^ have looked x3 upon OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow ;;w;; fouw xDD times -:3 seven yeaws, ÚwÚ and >_< since I :33 couwd >_< distinguish ;;w;; betwixt :3 a benefit ÚwÚ and -OwO an injury, I never ;;w;; found man UwU that knew how ^-^ to love :3 himsewf. Ewe I -would uWu say I would drown ^-^ mysewf uWu fow OwO the love >_> of :3 a x3 guinyea ÚwÚ hen, I -would >_> change my humanyity with :3 a >w< baboon. -WODEWIGO. What shouwd I x3 do? I x3 confess ^.^ it :3 is my ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< be OwO so uWu fond, -uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot in my :3 viwtue ^-^ to amend it. -^w^ IAGO. Virtue? :3 a OwO fig! ^.^ 'Tis in uWu ouwsewves UwU that ^-^ we awe ;;w;; thus ^w^ ow OwO thus. -Our OwO bodies awe :33 gawdens, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw wills awe ^w^ gawdenyews; OwO so -UwU that ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> pwant nyettwes ^w^ ow sow lettuce, xDD set :3 hyssop ÚwÚ and weed -OwO up ÚwÚ thyme, :3 suppwy ^.^ it with ^-^ onye xDD gendew >_> of hewbs ^w^ ow ÚwÚ distwact ^.^ it with -many, ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ stewiwe with idleness ^w^ ow :33 manyuwed with -xDD industwy, >_> why, OwO the power ÚwÚ and corrigible authowity >_> of :3 this :3 wies in -^-^ ouw UwU wiwws. >w< If OwO the x3 bawance >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives xDD had ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye scale >_> of -reason ^-^ to ÚwÚ poise another >_> of ;;w;; sensuawity, OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ basenyess >_> of -^-^ ouw natures would OwO conduct OwO us ^-^ to UwU most x3 pwepostewous :3 concwusions. -But ^-^ we ^.^ have reason ^-^ to cool ^-^ ouw >_< waging >_> motions, ^-^ ouw carnal UwU stings, -^-^ ouw unbitted ^-^ wusts; ^w^ wheweof I UwU take this, UwU that you caww love, ^-^ to ->w< be :3 a sect ^w^ ow >w< scion. -WODEWIGO. ^w^ It cannyot UwU be. -^w^ IAGO. ^w^ It :3 is mewewy :3 a wust >_> of OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 pewmission >_> of OwO the -uWu wiww. ^w^ Come, >w< be :3 a ^w^ man! x3 Dwown thysewf? x3 Dwown :33 cats ÚwÚ and uWu bwind -puppies. I ^.^ have professed me >w< thy OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and I x3 confess me xDD knyit ^-^ to ->w< thy ^w^ desewving with cabwes >_> of perdurable toughnyess; I :33 couwd never -better stead ÚwÚ thee than OwO nyow. x3 Put money in >w< thy :3 puwse; follow :3 thou -OwO the ÚwÚ waws; x3 defeat >w< thy favor with OwO an ;;w;; usuwped ÚwÚ beawd. I ÚwÚ say, >w< put -money in >w< thy puwse. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be UwU that ;;w;; Desdemonya shouwd wong -continue xDD hew love ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Moow- >w< put money in >w< thy ;;w;; puwse- :3 nyow ^.^ he his -^-^ to :3 hew. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a viowent x3 commencement, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see OwO an -answerable :3 sequestwation- >w< put uWu but money in >w< thy puwse. ^.^ These Moors -awe uWu changeabwe in theiw wiwws- fiww >w< thy >_> puwse with ^-^ monyey. The ->_< food UwU that ^-^ to him :3 nyow :3 is as wuscious as ^w^ wocusts, uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to him -:33 showtwy as acerb as OwO the :33 cowoquintida. She >w< must >_> change uWu fow youth; -when ^.^ she :3 is sated with his body, ^.^ she uWu wiww find OwO the error >_> of xDD hew -x3 choice. She >w< must ^.^ have change, ^.^ she must; OwO thewefowe >w< put money in ->w< thy puwse. >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyeeds x3 damn ÚwÚ thysewf, ^-^ do ^.^ it :3 a ^-^ mowe delicate -uWu way than drowning. UwU Make >w< aww OwO the money :3 thou canst. >w< If sanctimony -ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; fwaiw x3 vow ;;w;; betwixt OwO an ^w^ ewwing xDD bawbawian ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< supewsubtwe -Venetian >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow my xDD wits ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ twibe >_> of >_< heww, -:3 thou ^-^ shawt enjoy ÚwÚ hew- OwO thewefowe ^-^ make ^-^ monyey. OwO A UwU pox >_> of dwownying -thysewf! ^w^ It :3 is cwean >_< out >_> of OwO the way. >_< Seek :3 thou wathew ^-^ to >w< be -OwO hanged in compassing >w< thy ^.^ joy than ^-^ to >w< be drowned ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ without -:3 hew. -WODEWIGO. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be fast ^-^ to my hopes, ^-^ if I depend uWu on OwO the x3 issue? -^w^ IAGO. Thou art ^w^ suwe >_> of :3 me- ÚwÚ go, ^-^ make ^-^ monyey. I ^.^ have told ÚwÚ thee UwU often, -ÚwÚ and I UwU weteww ÚwÚ thee UwU again ÚwÚ and uWu again, I UwU hate OwO the Moor. UwU My cause :3 is -hearted; UwU thinye ;;w;; hath nyo less reason. >_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_< conjunctive in ^-^ ouw -wevenge x3 against >_> him. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst uWu cuckowd ^w^ him, :3 thou OwO dost thyself -:3 a pweasuwe, me :3 a sport. Thewe awe many >w< events in OwO the >_> womb >_> of UwU time -;;w;; which uWu wiww >w< be :3 dewivewed. ;;w;; Twavewse, ÚwÚ go, :3 pwovide >w< thy ^-^ monyey. We uWu wiww -^.^ have ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this x3 tomowwow. OwO Adieu. -WODEWIGO. :3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ meet >w< i' OwO the morning? -^w^ IAGO. ^.^ At my >_< wodging. -WODEWIGO. I'll >w< be with ÚwÚ thee >w< betimes. -^w^ IAGO. uWu Go ^.^ to, faweweww. Do you OwO heaw, Roderigo? -WODEWIGO. What uWu say you? -^w^ IAGO. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of drowning, ^-^ do you uWu heaw? -WODEWIGO. I x3 am ^.^ changed; I'll >w< go ;;w;; seww >w< aww my land. UwU Exit. -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I >w< evew ^-^ make my OwO foow my :3 puwse; ->_< Fow I >_< minye >_> own xDD gain'd knowledge shouwd ^.^ pwofanye ->w< If I would UwU time xDD expend with such :3 a snipe -But uWu fow my uWu spowt ÚwÚ and uWu pwofit. I UwU hate OwO the Moow, -And ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ thought ÚwÚ abwoad UwU that :33 'twixt my sheets -ÚwÚ He >_> has x3 donye my :33 office. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^w^ if't >w< be true, -But I uWu fow mere suspicion in UwU that >w< kind -uWu Wiww ^-^ do as ^-^ if uWu fow surety. ÚwÚ He howds me well, -The better uWu shaww my OwO puwpose wowk uWu on >_> him. -Cassio's :3 a pwopew xDD man. >_> Wet me UwU see >w< nyow- -ÚwÚ To >_< get his place, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ pwume OwO up my uWu wiww -UwU In double :3 knyavewy- ^-^ How, >_> how?- Let's UwU see- -:33 Aftew >w< some UwU time, ^-^ to ^w^ abuse Othello's ear -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is xDD too ÚwÚ famiwiaw with his wife. -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a person ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ smooth >_< dispose -ÚwÚ To >w< be suspected- framed ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< women ^-^ fawse. -The Moor :3 is >_> of :3 a free ÚwÚ and open UwU nyatuwe, -:33 That OwO thinks x3 men >w< honyest UwU that uWu but ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< be so, -And uWu wiww as tendewwy >w< be wed uWu by OwO the nyose -UwU As UwU asses >_> awe. -I ÚwÚ have't. ^w^ It :3 is engender'd. Heww ÚwÚ and night -Must bwing :3 this monstrous biwth ^-^ to OwO the world's >_> wight. -UwU Exit. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO A ÚwÚ seapowt in Cypwus. An open place ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the quay. - -x3 Entew :3 Montanyo ÚwÚ and two ^-^ Gentwemen. - -^-^ MONTANyO. What ^-^ fwom OwO the cape can you discewn at ^-^ sea? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Nyothing at all. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a high-wwought OwO fwood; -I :33 cannyot, :33 'twixt OwO the >w< heaven ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 main, -Descry :3 a ^w^ saiw. -^-^ MONTANyO. x3 Methinks OwO the ^.^ wind ;;w;; hath xDD spoke ;;w;; awoud at >w< wand; -OwO A xDD fuwwew bwast :33 nye'ew shook ^-^ ouw battwements. ->w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^-^ wuffian'd OwO so x3 upon OwO the >_< sea, -What xDD wibs >_> of uWu oak, when uWu mountains OwO mewt uWu on ;;w;; them, -^w^ Can howd OwO the OwO mowtise? What uWu shaww ^-^ we hear >_> of uWu this? -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A OwO segwegation >_> of OwO the Turkish fweet. ->_< Fow ^-^ do uWu but ^.^ stand x3 upon OwO the OwO foaming shore, -The chidden billow uWu seems ^-^ to ^-^ pewt OwO the >w< cwouds; -The ^w^ wind-shaked uWu suwge, with UwU high ÚwÚ and monstrous mane, -xDD Seems ^-^ to UwU cast >w< watew uWu on OwO the burning ^-^ beaw, -And ÚwÚ quench OwO the >w< guawds >_> of OwO the xDD evew-fixed powe. -I never >_> did >_< wike >_< mowestation view -uWu On OwO the >_> enchafed >w< fwood. -^-^ MONTANyO. >w< If UwU that OwO the Turkish fleet -Be ^.^ nyot enshewtew'd ÚwÚ and uWu embay'd, uWu they awe ^-^ dwown'd; -^w^ It :3 is impossibwe ^-^ to bear ^.^ it >_< out. - -x3 Entew :3 a third ÚwÚ Gentweman. - -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO Nyews, x3 wads! Our wars awe >w< donye. -The desperate ^w^ tempest ;;w;; hath OwO so xDD bang'd OwO the ^.^ Tuwks, -:33 That theiw x3 designment halts. OwO A x3 nyobwe ;;w;; ship >_> of Venyice -;;w;; Hath uWu seen :3 a grievous :3 wweck ÚwÚ and sufferance -uWu On UwU most part >_> of theiw fweet. -^-^ MONTANyO. :3 How? ^-^ Is :3 this :3 twue? -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The ;;w;; ship :3 is here >w< put ÚwÚ in, -OwO A OwO Vewonyesa. x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, -:3 Wieutenyant ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wawwike Moow, UwU Othewwo, -^-^ Is come uWu on :33 showe; OwO the Moor ^-^ himsewf at >_< sea, -And :3 is in :33 fuww :33 commission here uWu fow Cypwus. -^-^ MONTANyO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< on't; 'tis :3 a >w< wowthy x3 guvwnyow. -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But :3 this >_> same OwO Cassio, >w< though ^.^ he speak >_> of comfort -xDD Touching OwO the Turkish loss, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he looks :3 sadwy -And uWu pways OwO the Moor >w< be >_< safe; uWu fow uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 pawted -x3 With ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and viowent ^w^ tempest. -^-^ MONTANyO. ;;w;; Pway uWu heavens ^.^ he ^.^ be, ->_< Fow I ^.^ have served ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO the man ÚwÚ commands -;;w;; Wike :3 a :33 fuww sowdiew. Let's ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ seaside, UwU ho! -UwU As ;;w;; weww ^-^ to UwU see OwO the vessel that's come in -UwU As ^-^ to thwow >_< out ^-^ ouw eyes uWu fow bwave UwU Othewwo, ->_< Even ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^-^ make OwO the x3 main ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD aewiaw blue -An ;;w;; indistinct uWu wegawd. -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ do so, ->_< Fow every :3 minyute :3 is expectancy -x3 Of ^-^ mowe ;;w;; awwivance. - -x3 Entew Cassio. - -CASSIO. ÚwÚ Thanks, you OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant >_> of :3 this ^.^ wawwike ÚwÚ iswe, -:33 That OwO so appwuv OwO the Moow! :33 O, let OwO the uWu heavens ->w< Give him UwU defense x3 against OwO the elements, ->_< Fow I ^.^ have lost him uWu on :3 a dangewous >_> sea. -^-^ MONTANyO. I ^.^ she ;;w;; weww ^w^ shipp'd? -CASSIO. His bark :3 is >_< stoutwy timber'd, ÚwÚ and his :33 piwot -x3 Of vewy UwU expewt ÚwÚ and appwuvd allowance; -OwO Thewefowe my hopes, ^.^ nyot :33 suwfeited ^-^ to >_< death, -Stand in bowd ^w^ cuwe. -OwO A x3 cwy ÚwÚ within, "A >_> saiw, :3 a >_> saiw, :3 a :3 saiw!" - -x3 Entew :3 a >w< fouwth ÚwÚ Gentweman. - -What xDD nyoise? ->_< FOUWTH ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The ^-^ town :3 is x3 empty; uWu on OwO the uWu bwow o' OwO the ÚwÚ sea -Stand ^-^ wanks >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and uWu they cwy, "A :3 saiw!" -CASSIO. UwU My OwO hopes ^-^ do ^-^ shape him uWu fow OwO the x3 guvwnyow. -Guns UwU heawd. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They ^-^ do >w< dischawge theiw shot >_> of couwtesy- -Our fwiends at >w< weast. -CASSIO. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, >w< go >w< fowth, -And ^w^ give OwO us >w< twuth ^-^ who 'tis UwU that :3 is ^.^ awwived. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I shall. UwU Exit. -^-^ MONTANyO. But, good uWu wieutenyant, :3 is >_> youw ^w^ genyewaw >_> wived? -CASSIO. uWu Most fortunately: ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> achieved :3 a maid -:33 That ^w^ pawagons ;;w;; descwiption ÚwÚ and wiwd ;;w;; fame, ->_< Onye UwU that xDD excews OwO the ^-^ quiwks >_> of blazoning pens, -And in OwO the xDD essentiaw ;;w;; vestuwe >_> of ^-^ cweation -uWu Does tire OwO the >_< ingenyew. - -;;w;; We-entew uWu second ÚwÚ Gentweman. - -OwO How nyow! ^-^ who >_> has >w< put OwO in? -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye x3 Iago, ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. -CASSIO. ÚwÚ He >_> has xDD had UwU most UwU favowabwe ÚwÚ and x3 happy :3 speed: ->_< Tempests themsewves, UwU high seas, ÚwÚ and howwing ^.^ winds, -The guttew'd rocks, ÚwÚ and >w< congwegated >w< sands, -Traitors ensteep'd ^-^ to UwU cwog OwO the :33 guiwtwess >w< keew, -UwU As having :33 sense >_> of :3 beauty, ^-^ do x3 omit -Their x3 mowtaw OwO nyatuwes, >_> wetting >w< go OwO safewy uWu by -The >_< divinye Desdemona. -^-^ MONTANyO. What :3 is uWu she? -CASSIO. She UwU that I ^-^ spake :33 of, ^-^ ouw gweat ^w^ captain's captain, -x3 Weft in OwO the OwO conduct >_> of OwO the bowd x3 Iago, -uWu Whose >w< footing here ^w^ anticipates ^-^ ouw >_> thoughts -OwO A OwO se'nnyight's x3 speed. Great :33 Juv, ^-^ Othewwo ^-^ guawd, -And sweww his sail with UwU thinye >_> own >w< powewfuw breath, -:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ may bless :3 this :33 bay with his taww ^-^ ship, -UwU Make ^-^ wuv's uWu quick uWu pants in Desdemona's uWu awms, ->w< Give renew'd x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO extincted spiwits, -And bwing >w< aww >_< Cypwus uWu comfowt. - -x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, Emiwia x3 Iago, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -:33 O, uWu behowd, -The riches >_> of OwO the ;;w;; ship :3 is come uWu on showe! -uWu Ye x3 men >_> of Cypwus, let xDD hew ^.^ have >_> youw UwU knyees. -Hall ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^-^ wady! And OwO the OwO gwace >_> of UwU heaven, -Before, >_> behind ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu on every ;;w;; hand, -Enwheew ÚwÚ thee wound! ->w< DESDEMONyA. I :3 thank you, ÚwÚ vawiant Cassio. -What >_< tidings can you tell me >_> of my UwU wowd? -CASSIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet uWu awwived, :3 nyow xDD knyow I >w< aught -But UwU that :33 he's ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >w< be :33 showtwy here. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, uWu but I ÚwÚ feaw- OwO How lost you xDD company? -CASSIO. The gweat uWu contention >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and >_< skies ->_> Pawted ^-^ ouw >_> fewwowship- But, xDD hawk! :3 a ^w^ saiw. -OwO A x3 cwy ÚwÚ within, "A >_> saiw, :3 a :3 saiw!" Guns UwU heawd. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They ^w^ give theiw greeting ^-^ to OwO the citadel; -:3 This wikewise :3 is :3 a >w< fwiend. -CASSIO. ^w^ See uWu fow OwO the news. -Exit ÚwÚ Gentweman. -Good ^w^ ancient, you awe welcome. uWu [To >_> Emiwia.] Wewcome, OwO mistwess. ->_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ gaww >_> youw >_> patience, good x3 Iago, -:33 That I uWu extend my xDD mannyews; 'tis my breeding -:33 That gives me :3 this bowd show >_> of courtesy. >_< Kisses :3 hew. -^w^ IAGO. >_> Siw, would ^.^ she ^w^ give you OwO so >w< much >_> of xDD hew lips -UwU As >_> of xDD hew :33 tongue ^.^ she ^w^ oft bestows uWu on uWu me, -You'ld ^.^ have ^w^ enyough. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ she >_> has nyo xDD speech. -^w^ IAGO. UwU In :33 faith, xDD too :33 much; -I find ^.^ it still when I ^.^ have list ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. -x3 Mawwy, before >_> youw ladyship I :33 gwant, -She ^-^ puts xDD hew :33 tongue :3 a wittwe in xDD hew OwO heawt -And >_> chides with :3 thinking. -:3 EMIWIA. You ^.^ have wittwe cause ^-^ to uWu say ÚwÚ so. -^w^ IAGO. Come OwO on, come x3 on. You awe ;;w;; pictuwes >_< out >_> of doors, -:3 Bewws in >_> youw parlors, OwO wiwdcats in >_> youw xDD kitchens, -x3 Saints in >_> youw injuries, devils being ;;w;; offended, ->_< Pwayews in >_> youw ;;w;; housewifewy, ÚwÚ and UwU housewives in >_> youw ^-^ beds. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, ^-^ fie x3 upon ^.^ thee, slanderer! -^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is true, ^w^ ow ewse I x3 am :3 a xDD Tuwk: -You xDD wise ^-^ to play, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ to bed ^-^ to OwO wowk. -:3 EMIWIA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wwite my :3 pwaise. -^w^ IAGO. No, let me not. ->w< DESDEMONyA. What wouldst :3 thou wwite >_> of uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou shouldst -UwU pwaise x3 me? -^w^ IAGO. :3 O gentwe >w< wady, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< put me to't, ->_< Fow I x3 am nyothing ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu cwiticaw. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Come OwO on, OwO assay- There's ^-^ onye gonye ^-^ to OwO the >_< hawbow? -^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu mewwy, uWu but I ^-^ do beguiwe -The xDD thing I x3 am uWu by seeming uWu othewwise. -^w^ Come, how wouldst :3 thou UwU pwaise x3 me? -^w^ IAGO. I x3 am about it, uWu but >_< indeed my ÚwÚ invention -x3 Comes ^-^ fwom my OwO pate as birdlime OwO does ^-^ fwom >w< fwieze; -^w^ It plucks >_< out >w< bwains ÚwÚ and all. But my :33 Muse >_> wabows, -And ;;w;; thus ^.^ she :3 is deliver'd. ->w< If ^.^ she >w< be fair ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wise, ^w^ faiwnyess ÚwÚ and wit, -The >_> onye's uWu fow use, OwO the uWu othew useth it. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Weww praised! OwO How ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be bwack ÚwÚ and :3 witty? -^w^ IAGO. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and theweto ^.^ have :3 a wit, ->w< She'ww find :3 a >_> white UwU that uWu shaww xDD hew blackness ^.^ fit. ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Wowse ÚwÚ and >w< wowse. -:3 EMIWIA. OwO How ^-^ if fair ÚwÚ and foowish? -^w^ IAGO. She never ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was foowish UwU that ÚwÚ was :33 faiw, ->_< Fow x3 even xDD hew ^.^ fowwy hewp'd xDD hew ^-^ to OwO an :33 heiw. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ These awe ^.^ owd OwO fond paradoxes ^-^ to ^-^ make fools waugh >w< i' OwO the -alehouse. What xDD misewabwe UwU pwaise x3 hast :3 thou uWu fow xDD hew that's ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and +Entew >_> Beatwice. + +ÚwÚ Sweet xDD Beatwice, wouldst xDD thou come when UwU I ^w^ caww'd thee? +Beat. Yea, signior, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ depawt when xDD you bid x3 me. +Bene. >_< O, xDD stay >_> but >w< tiww >w< then! +Beat. ^.^ 'Then' >_> is >_> spoken. >w< Fawe xDD you weww now. xDD And ^w^ yet, ere UwU I x3 go, wet +;;w;; me OwO go with :3 that UwU I ^-^ came for, which ;;w;; is, with x3 knyowing >_> what hath +:33 pass'd ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. +Bene. Onwy fouw words; ÚwÚ and thereupon UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss thee. +Beat. Foul wowds >_> is >_> but fouw ;;w;; wind, ÚwÚ and fouw wind >_> is >_> but fouw +:33 bweath, ÚwÚ and fouw UwU bweath >_> is >w< nyoisome. Therefore UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ depawt +uWu unkiss'd. +Bene. ^.^ Thou x3 hast frighted x3 the ;;w;; wowd x3 out of :33 his >w< wight sense, UwU so +forcible >_> is >w< thy >_< wit. OwO But UwU I ^w^ must tell uWu thee >_> pwainwy, OwO Cwaudio +undewgoes x3 my ÚwÚ chawwenge; ÚwÚ and xDD eithew UwU I ^w^ must x3 showtwy hear from ^.^ him +ow UwU I xDD wiww uWu subscwibe ^.^ him :3 a cowawd. xDD And UwU I pray uWu thee nyow tell uWu me, +fow which of x3 my :33 bad parts :33 didst xDD thou xDD fiwst faww uWu in wuv with me? +Beat. For them aww together, which ÚwÚ maintain'd UwU so ;;w;; powitic :3 a >w< state of +eviw :3 that ;;w;; they xDD wiww nyot ^w^ admit xDD any ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ pawt to ÚwÚ intewmingwe with +OwO them. OwO But fow which of x3 my ÚwÚ good parts uWu did xDD you xDD fiwst suffew wuv +fow me? +Bene. Suffer >_< wuv!--a ÚwÚ good ^-^ epithet. UwU I UwU do suffew wuv :33 indeed, fow UwU I +wuv uWu thee OwO against x3 my :33 wiww. +Beat. ^w^ In x3 spite of x3 youw uWu heawt, UwU I UwU think. ÚwÚ Awas, poor :33 heawt! ;;w;; If xDD you +x3 spite >w< it fow x3 my ^w^ sake, UwU I xDD wiww x3 spite >w< it fow >_< youws, fow UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew +wuv :3 that which x3 my :33 fwiend ÚwÚ hates. +Bene. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe ^w^ too uWu wise to ^.^ woo xDD peaceabwy. +Beat. ^.^ It >_> appeaws nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ confession. >_> Thewe's nyot one uWu wise x3 man +^-^ among twenty, :3 that xDD wiww praise himself. +Bene. ^-^ An :3 owd, >w< an ;;w;; owd uWu instance, xDD Beatwice, :3 that liv'd uWu in x3 the time of +ÚwÚ good ^.^ nyeighbouws. ;;w;; If :3 a x3 man UwU do nyot :33 ewect uWu in ÚwÚ this age :33 his UwU own tomb +ere ^.^ he dies, ^.^ he UwU shaww ^w^ wive nyo longer uWu in ;;w;; monyument than x3 the beww +rings ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ widow ^-^ weeps. +Beat. xDD And >w< how ^-^ wong >_> is :3 that, think you? +Bene. OwO Question: >w< why, >w< an >_> houw uWu in ^-^ cwamouw ÚwÚ and :3 a quarter uWu in rheum. +Therefore >_> is >w< it UwU most expedient fow x3 the >_< wise, >_> if ^.^ Don Wowm >_< (his +uWu conscience) find nyo x3 impediment to x3 the >_< contwawy, to be x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet +of :33 his UwU own viwtues, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am to :3 mysewf. ^w^ So much fow pwaising +myself, who, UwU I mysewf xDD wiww UwU beaw ^.^ witnyess, >_> is pwaisewowthy. xDD And nyow +tell uWu me, >w< how xDD doth x3 youw cousin? +Beat. Very ill. +Bene. xDD And >w< how UwU do you? +Beat. Very :33 iww UwU too. +Bene. >w< Sewve :33 God, wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< mend. >_> Thewe xDD wiww UwU I OwO weave xDD you :3 too, fow +OwO hewe x3 comes one uWu in ^.^ haste. + +Entew Ursula. + +Urs. uWu Madam, xDD you ^w^ must come to x3 youw uncle. x3 Yondew's ;;w;; owd coiw uWu at >_> home. +^.^ It >_> is >_> pwuvd x3 my xDD Wady ^.^ Hewo hath :33 been :3 fawsewy xDD accus'd, x3 the Prince +ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio >w< mightiwy ÚwÚ abus'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Don John >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ authow of all, +who >_> is ^w^ fwed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gonye. Will xDD you come ÚwÚ pwesentwy? +Beat. Will xDD you OwO go hear ÚwÚ this news, x3 signyiow? +Bene. UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ wive uWu in >w< thy uWu heawt, ^-^ die uWu in >w< thy UwU wap, ÚwÚ and be buried >w< thy +eyes; ÚwÚ and ^w^ moweuvw, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with uWu thee to >w< thy ;;w;; uncwe's. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +^-^ A x3 chuwchyawd. + +Entew Claudio, ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, ÚwÚ and >w< thwee ow fouw with tapers, +[followed ^.^ by >w< Musicians]. + +>_< Cwaud. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the ;;w;; monyument of ÚwÚ Weonyato? +Lord. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. +>_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ [weads from :3 a ^w^ scwoww] + +UwU Epitaph. + +Done to :33 death ^.^ by slanderous tongues +Was x3 the ^.^ Hewo :3 that OwO hewe uWu wies. +Death, uWu in ^.^ guewdon of her wrongs, +>w< Gives her fame which >_< nyevew OwO dies. +^w^ So x3 the >w< wife :3 that >w< died with ^-^ shame +Wives uWu in :33 death with glorious ^w^ fame. + +Hang xDD thou there ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; tomb, +;;w;; [Hangs x3 up x3 the scroll.] +>_< Pwaising her when UwU I ^w^ am :33 dumb. +>_> Nyow, ^.^ music, sound, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sing x3 youw solemn >_> hymn. + +^w^ Song. + +Pawdon, ÚwÚ goddess of x3 the night, +>w< Those :3 that >_< swew >w< thy ;;w;; viwgin ;;w;; knyight; +For x3 the ^w^ which, with songs of woe, +Round about her tomb ;;w;; they ÚwÚ go. +Midnight, xDD assist UwU ouw >w< moan, +^-^ Hewp >_> us to x3 sigh ÚwÚ and gwoan +Heavily, ^.^ heaviwy, +^-^ Gwaves, ^w^ yawn ÚwÚ and yield x3 youw >_< dead, +Tiww :33 death be uttered +Heavily, heaviwy. + +>_< Cwaud. Now >w< unto >w< thy bones ÚwÚ good night! +Yeawwy xDD wiww UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ this OwO wite. +Pedwo. ^-^ Good morrow, ^w^ mastews. >_> Put x3 youw torches OwO out. +uWu The wolves uWu have >w< pwey'd, ÚwÚ and look, x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^-^ day, +^.^ Befowe x3 the ^.^ wheews of Phoebus, ;;w;; wound about +uWu Dappwes x3 the ^-^ dwowsy uWu east with OwO spots of >_> gwey. +x3 Thanks to xDD you all, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >_> us. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +>_< Cwaud. ^-^ Good morrow, ^w^ mastews. x3 Each :33 his sevewaw >_> way. +Pedwo. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us >w< hence ÚwÚ and put on othew ÚwÚ weeds, +xDD And xDD then to Weonyato's ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. +>_< Cwaud. xDD And ;;w;; Hymen nyow with ^.^ wuckiew x3 issue ;;w;; speeds +Than ÚwÚ this fow ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we ^.^ wend'wed x3 up ÚwÚ this woe. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene IV +uWu The ^-^ haww uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew Leonato, Benedick, [Beatrice,] Margaret, Uwsuwa, Antonio, +uWu Fwiaw ÚwÚ [Fwancis], :3 Hewo. + +Fwiaw. Did UwU I nyot tell xDD you ^.^ she UwU was innocent? +Leon. ^w^ So OwO awe x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio, who ^-^ accus'd her +>_> Upon x3 the ewwow :3 that xDD you heard ^-^ debated. +OwO But Margaret UwU was uWu in x3 some ;;w;; fauwt fow uWu this, +Awthough OwO against her :33 wiww, >_< as >w< it >_> appeaws +^w^ In x3 the true course of aww x3 the x3 question. +Ant. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad :3 that aww ^.^ things ;;w;; sowt UwU so well. +Bene. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am I, ^.^ being >_> ewse ^.^ by :33 faith enforc'd +;;w;; To caww xDD young OwO Cwaudio to :3 a reckoning fow :3 it. +Leon. xDD Weww, ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and xDD you gentlewomen all, +Withdraw x3 into :3 a x3 chambew ^.^ by ^w^ youwsewves, +xDD And when UwU I >_> send fow UwU you, come ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ mask'd. +Exeunt Ladies. +uWu The Prince ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio pwomis'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> houw +;;w;; To x3 visit x3 me. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw office, ^-^ bwothew: +>_> You ^w^ must be >w< fathew to x3 youw brother's ^w^ daughtew, +xDD And UwU give her to xDD young ^-^ Cwaudio. +Ant. >_< Which UwU I xDD wiww UwU do with >w< confiwm'd ÚwÚ countenyance. +Bene. uWu Fwiaw, UwU I ^w^ must entweat x3 youw pains, UwU I UwU think. +Fwiaw. ;;w;; To UwU do x3 what, x3 signyiow? +Bene. ;;w;; To bind uWu me, ow undo ÚwÚ me--onye of OwO them. +:33 Signyiow Leonato, uWu twuth >w< it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ good signior, +uWu Youw uWu nyiece wegawds ;;w;; me with >w< an ^w^ eye of UwU favouw. +Leon. :33 That ^w^ eye x3 my daughter OwO went her. 'Tis UwU most true. +Bene. xDD And UwU I UwU do with >w< an ^w^ eye of wuv :3 wequite her. +Leon. uWu The ^.^ sight xDD wheweof UwU I think xDD you xDD had from uWu me, +Fwom Claudio, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< Pwince; >_> but UwU what's x3 youw xDD wiww? +Bene. uWu Youw ÚwÚ answew, ^w^ siw, >_> is ^-^ enyigmaticaw; +But, fow x3 my :33 wiww, x3 my xDD wiww ;;w;; is, x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww +^-^ May stand with >_> ouws, ÚwÚ this day to be ÚwÚ conjoin'd +^w^ In x3 the >w< state of ^.^ honyouwabwe mawwiage; +^w^ In ^w^ which, ÚwÚ good >_< fwiaw, UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe x3 youw ;;w;; hewp. +Leon. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is with x3 youw x3 wiking. +Fwiaw. xDD And x3 my ;;w;; hewp. + +Entew ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and >w< two ow >w< thwee :3 othew. + +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. +Pedwo. ^-^ Good mowwow to ÚwÚ this >w< faiw ^w^ assembwy. +Leon. ^-^ Good morrow, >_< Pwince; ÚwÚ good morrow, ^-^ Cwaudio. +We OwO hewe >_< attend OwO you. ^w^ Awe xDD you yet ;;w;; detewmin'd +OwO To-day to marry with x3 my brother's daughter? +>_< Cwaud. I'll howd x3 my UwU mind, :3 wewe ^.^ she >w< an ^-^ Ethiope. +Leon. ;;w;; Caww her ^-^ fowth, ^-^ bwothew. >_> Hewe's x3 the >w< fwiaw weady. +;;w;; [Exit Antonyio.] +Pedwo. ^-^ Good morrow, Benedick. Why, UwU what's x3 the ;;w;; mattew +:33 That xDD you uWu have xDD such :3 a >_< Febwuawy >w< face, +^w^ So full of :3 fwost, of stowm, ÚwÚ and >_> cwoudinyess? +>_< Cwaud. UwU I think ^.^ he ^w^ thinks ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 savage x3 buww. +Tush, feaw >_> nyot, ;;w;; man! ^-^ We'ww ^.^ tip >w< thy >w< howns with ^.^ gowd, +xDD And aww uWu Euwopa UwU shaww rejoice uWu at ÚwÚ thee, +;;w;; As >_> once uWu Euwopa uWu did uWu at ÚwÚ wusty Juv +x3 When ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd :33 pway x3 the x3 nyobwe beast uWu in love. +Bene. OwO Buww Juv, ^w^ siw, xDD had >w< an :3 amiabwe low, +xDD And x3 some xDD such ;;w;; stwange uWu buww leap'd x3 youw father's >_< cow +xDD And ^w^ got :3 a cawf uWu in :3 that same x3 nyobwe >w< feat +Much ^.^ wike to UwU you, fow xDD you uWu have >w< just :33 his >_> bweat. + +Entew ÚwÚ [Weonyato's] ÚwÚ bwothew [Antonio], Hero, xDD Beatwice, +Margaret, Uwsuwa, xDD [the ^.^ wadies UwU weawing masks]. + +>_< Cwaud. For ÚwÚ this UwU I >_> owe OwO you. :3 Hewe x3 comes othew ;;w;; weckonyings. +>_< Which >_> is x3 the uWu wady UwU I ^w^ must x3 seize >_> upon? +Ant. This same >_> is uWu she, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do UwU give xDD you her. +>_< Cwaud. Why >w< then, ^w^ she's ^w^ minye. OwO Sweet, wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 youw ;;w;; face. +Leon. :3 Nyo, :3 that xDD you UwU shaww nyot >w< tiww xDD you OwO take her uWu hand +^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ this >w< fwiaw ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw to marry her. +>_< Cwaud. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand >w< befowe ÚwÚ this >w< howy fwiaw. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw :33 husband >_> if xDD you ^.^ wike of x3 me. +:3 Hewo. xDD And when UwU I liv'd UwU I UwU was x3 youw othew :33 wife; OwO [Unmasks.] +xDD And when xDD you :3 wov'd xDD you :3 wewe x3 my othew husband. +>_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Anyothew :33 Hewo! +:3 Hewo. Nyothing ÚwÚ cewtainyew. +x3 Onye ^.^ Hewo >w< died ^w^ defiw'd; >_> but UwU I UwU do x3 wive, +xDD And x3 suwewy >_< as UwU I x3 wive, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^-^ maid. +Pedwo. uWu The xDD fowmew :33 Hewo! ^.^ Hewo :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ dead! +Leon. :33 She died, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but whiwes her ^-^ swandew liv'd. +Fwiaw. All ÚwÚ this amazement ^.^ can UwU I qualify, +UwU When, ÚwÚ aftew :3 that x3 the >w< howy rites OwO awe ended, +I'll tell xDD you ÚwÚ wawgewy of >w< faiw Hero's death. +>w< Meantime wet wonder xDD seem ^w^ famiwiaw, +xDD And to x3 the ^w^ chapew wet >_> us presently. +Bene. xDD Soft ÚwÚ and faiw, fwiaw. >_< Which >_> is ^w^ Beatwice? +Beat. OwO [unmasks] UwU I answew to :3 that nyame. >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? +Bene. Do nyot xDD you wuv me? +Beat. Why, ^.^ nyo; nyo ^.^ mowe than reason. +Bene. Why, xDD then x3 youw uWu uncwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio +:3 Have :33 been UwU deceived; fow ;;w;; they >w< swowe xDD you ^.^ did. +Beat. Do nyot xDD you wuv me? +Bene. Troth, ^.^ nyo; nyo ^.^ mowe than reason. +Beat. Why, xDD then x3 my OwO cousin, Margaret, ÚwÚ and Uwsuwa +^w^ Awe much :3 deceiv'd; fow ;;w;; they uWu did >_< sweaw xDD you ^.^ did. +Bene. ^-^ They >w< swowe :3 that xDD you :3 wewe almost >w< sick fow x3 me. +Beat. ^-^ They >w< swowe :3 that xDD you :3 wewe ^w^ weww-nyigh >_< dead fow x3 me. +Bene. 'Tis nyo xDD such :3 mattew. UwU Then xDD you UwU do nyot wuv me? +Beat. :3 Nyo, OwO twuwy, >_> but uWu in xDD fwiendwy ;;w;; wecompense. +Leon. ^.^ Come, OwO cousin, UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you wuv x3 the :3 gentweman. +>_< Cwaud. xDD And I'll be sworn :3 upon't :3 that ^.^ he loves >w< hew; +For hewe's :3 a paper ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in :33 his uWu hand, +^-^ A uWu hawting sonnet of :33 his UwU own puwe :3 bwain, +:3 Fashion'd to >_> Beatwice. +:3 Hewo. xDD And hewe's another, +;;w;; Wwit uWu in x3 my uWu cousin's uWu hand, :3 stow'n from her pocket, +Containing her :3 affection >w< unto Benedick. +Bene. ^-^ A miracle! >_> Hewe's UwU ouw UwU own ^.^ hands OwO against UwU ouw >w< heawts. +^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww uWu have ÚwÚ thee; but, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this wight, UwU I OwO take uWu thee fow >_> pity. +Beat. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU deny uWu you; but, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ^-^ day, UwU I yield ;;w;; upon +great persuasion, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawtwy to :3 save x3 youw :3 wife, fow UwU I UwU was told +xDD you :3 wewe uWu in :3 a consumption. +Bene. ;;w;; Peace! UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ stop x3 youw xDD mouth. ^.^ [Kisses >_< hew.] +Beat. I'll tell uWu thee x3 what, Pwince: :3 a >_< cowwege of wit-crackers ;;w;; cannyot +fwout ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 my humouw. uWu Dost xDD thou think UwU I :3 cawe fow :3 a >_< satiwe ow +>w< an :3 epigwam? No. ;;w;; If :3 a x3 man xDD wiww be beaten with uWu bwains, xDD 'a UwU shaww +^-^ weaw >_< nyothing handsome about ^.^ him. ^w^ In ^-^ bwief, xDD since UwU I UwU do OwO puwpose to +marry, UwU I xDD wiww think >_< nyothing to xDD any OwO puwpose :3 that x3 the wowwd ^.^ can >_> say +OwO against uWu it; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >_< nyevew fwout uWu at ;;w;; me fow >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu said +OwO against uWu it; fow x3 man >_> is :3 a ^-^ giddy ÚwÚ thing, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my ^.^ concwusion. +For >w< thy >_> pawt, Claudio, UwU I uWu did think to uWu have beaten ÚwÚ thee; >_> but uWu in +:3 that xDD thou awt ^.^ wike to be x3 my xDD kinsman, ^w^ wive ^.^ unbwuis'd, ÚwÚ and wuv x3 my +:33 cousin. +>_< Cwaud. UwU I xDD had weww ^w^ hop'd xDD thou wouldst uWu have >w< denyied xDD Beatwice, :3 that UwU I +^w^ might uWu have cudgell'd uWu thee x3 out of >w< thy :3 singwe :3 wife, to >_< make uWu thee :3 a +x3 doubwe-deawew, which x3 out of ;;w;; question xDD thou wiwt be >_> if x3 my xDD cousin UwU do +nyot wook :33 exceeding UwU nyawwowwy to thee. +Bene. ^.^ Come, come, ^.^ we OwO awe fwiends. :3 Wet's uWu have :3 a UwU dance ere ^.^ we OwO awe +>w< mawwied, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may >_> wighten UwU ouw UwU own heawts ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ÚwÚ wives' xDD heews. +Leon. ^-^ We'ww uWu have UwU dancing afterward. +Bene. ^.^ Fiwst, of x3 my word! Therefore ^.^ pway, >_> music. >_< Pwince, xDD thou awt +OwO sad. >_< Get uWu thee :3 a :3 wife, get uWu thee :3 a wife! >_> Thewe >_> is nyo uWu staff ^.^ mowe +reverent than one tipp'd with horn. + +Entew Messengew. + +:33 Mess. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew John >_> is >_> ta'en uWu in x3 fwight, +xDD And ^.^ bwought with :3 awmed ;;w;; men back to Messina. +Bene. ^w^ Think nyot on ^.^ him >w< tiww ÚwÚ to-mowwow. I'll >w< devise uWu thee >_< bwave +punishments fow ^.^ him. OwO Stwike up, :3 pipews! +>_> Dance. [Exeunt.] + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +>_> 1605 + + +^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF :33 OTHEWWO, :3 MOOW ÚwÚ OF ^w^ VENyICE + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +:33 OTHEWWO, x3 the uWu Moow, general of x3 the Venyetian forces +DESDEMONyA, :33 his >w< wife +^-^ IAGO, ensign to Othewwo +EMIWIA, :33 his :3 wife, :3 wady-in-waiting to Desdemona +>_< CASSIO, UwU wieutenyant to Othewwo +^-^ THE ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^w^ VENyICE +OwO BWABANTIO, Venyetian Senator, >w< fathew of Desdemona +GRATIANO, nyobweman of >_> Venyice, ÚwÚ bwothew of Brabantio +WODOVICO, nyobweman of >_> Venyice, kinsman of Brabantio +uWu WODEWIGO, rejected suitor of Desdemona +^w^ BIANCA, mistwess of OwO Cassio +UwU MONTANyO, :3 a ^w^ Cypwiot ;;w;; officiaw +^-^ A ^.^ Cwown uWu in OwO sewvice to Othewwo +>_< Senyatows, Saiwows, Messengews, ^-^ Officews, ÚwÚ Gentwemen, Musicians, ÚwÚ and +^-^ Attendants + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: :33 Venyice ÚwÚ and OwO Cypwus + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>_< Venyice. ^-^ A :33 stweet. + +Entew :33 Wodewigo ÚwÚ and >w< Iago. + +>w< WODEWIGO. Tush, >_< nyevew tell me! UwU I OwO take >w< it much unkindly +:33 That UwU thou, >w< Iago, who x3 hast xDD had x3 my >_< puwse +;;w;; As >_> if x3 the xDD stwings :3 wewe xDD thinye, shouwdst ^.^ knyow of UwU this. +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ 'Sbwood, >_> but xDD you xDD wiww nyot hear x3 me. +;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I uWu did dweam of xDD such :3 a >w< mattew, +Abhor x3 me. +>w< WODEWIGO. ^.^ Thou >w< towd'st ;;w;; me xDD thou :33 didst howd ^.^ him uWu in >w< thy ^.^ hate. +^-^ IAGO. Despise uWu me, >_> if UwU I UwU do not. Thwee great ^-^ onyes of x3 the city, +^w^ In xDD pewsonyaw >_> suit to >_< make ;;w;; me :33 his wieutenyant, +^.^ Off-capp'd to him; x3 and, ^.^ by x3 the :33 faith of ^w^ man, +UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my >_< pwice, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ wowth nyo xDD wowse :3 a ;;w;; pwace. +OwO But xDD he, >_< as >w< woving :33 his UwU own >_< pwide ÚwÚ and x3 puwposes, +^-^ Evades ÚwÚ them, with :3 a bumbast circumstance +Howwibwy UwU stuff'd with :3 epithets of waw, +^.^ And, uWu in conclusion, +Nonsuits x3 my mediators; for, ^-^ "Cewtes," ;;w;; says xDD he, +:3 "I uWu have xDD awweady ^-^ chose x3 my officer." +xDD And >_> what UwU was uWu he? +Forsooth, :3 a great arithmetician, +x3 Onye ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, :3 a x3 Fwowentinye +(A fewwow almost damn'd uWu in :3 a >w< faiw :33 wife) +:33 That >_< nyevew uWu set :3 a squadwon uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd, +x3 Nyow x3 the OwO division of :3 a ÚwÚ battwe xDD knyows +uWu Mowe than :3 a ÚwÚ spinstew; ^w^ unwess x3 the bookish :3 theowic, +^-^ Whewein x3 the OwO toged OwO consuws ^.^ can UwU pwopose +;;w;; As masterly >_< as he. Mere ^w^ pwattwe ^-^ without pwactice +Is aww :33 his soldiership. OwO But xDD he, ^w^ siw, xDD had x3 the election; +xDD And I, of ÚwÚ whom :33 his eyes xDD had :3 seen x3 the xDD pwoof +At OwO Whodes, uWu at Cypwus, ÚwÚ and on othew grounds +Christian ÚwÚ and heathen, ^w^ must be ^w^ bewee'd ÚwÚ and xDD cawm'd +^-^ By :3 debitow ÚwÚ and >_> cweditow. This >_< countew-castew, +^-^ He, uWu in ÚwÚ good time, ^w^ must :33 his UwU wieutenyant be, +xDD And uWu I- ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 the mawk!- :33 his Moorship's ;;w;; ancient. +>w< WODEWIGO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I rather ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been :33 his uWu hangman. +^-^ IAGO. Why, there's nyo UwU wemedy. 'Tis x3 the UwU cuwse of sewvice, +Pwefewment xDD goes ^.^ by >_> wettew ÚwÚ and :33 affection, +xDD And nyot ^.^ by ;;w;; owd uWu gwadation, :3 whewe >_< each second +^w^ Stood heir to x3 the fiwst. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, be OwO judge >_> youwsewf +Whethew UwU I uWu in xDD any >w< just term ^w^ am affinyed +;;w;; To wuv x3 the Moow. +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him UwU then. +^-^ IAGO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, :3 content OwO you. +UwU I ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him to serve x3 my turn ;;w;; upon :33 him: +We ;;w;; cannyot aww be mastews, nor aww >w< mastews +UwU Cannyot be :33 twuwy UwU fowwow'd. >_> You UwU shaww mark +xDD Many :3 a duteous ÚwÚ and :3 knyee-cwooking ^-^ knyave, +:33 That >_< doting on :33 his UwU own ^.^ obsequious :3 bondage +xDD Weaws x3 out :33 his time, much ^.^ wike :33 his xDD mastew's ass, +For >_< nyought >_> but >_> pwuvndew, ÚwÚ and when uWu he's :3 owd, cashier'd. +Whip ;;w;; me xDD such xDD honyest >_> knyaves. :3 Othews there OwO awe +UwU Who, trimm'd uWu in uWu fowms ÚwÚ and OwO visages of >_< duty, +^w^ Keep yet uWu theiw heawts :33 attending on ^.^ themsewves, +xDD And thwowing >_> but >_< shows of OwO sewvice on uWu theiw wowds +Do weww x3 thwive ^.^ by OwO them; ÚwÚ and when ;;w;; they uWu have lined uWu theiw coats +Do x3 themsewves :33 homage. ;;w;; These ^w^ fewwows uWu have x3 some x3 souw, +xDD And xDD such :3 a one UwU do UwU I pwofess :3 mysewf. +For, ^w^ siw, +^.^ It >_> is >_< as >_< suwe >_< as xDD you OwO awe Roderigo, +^.^ Wewe UwU I x3 the uWu Moow, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be >w< Iago. +^w^ In fowwowing :3 him, UwU I ;;w;; fowwow >_> but >_< mysewf; +uWu Heaven >_> is x3 my ^w^ judge, nyot UwU I fow wuv ÚwÚ and >_< duty, +OwO But ÚwÚ seeming >_> so, fow x3 my peculiar OwO end. +For when x3 my :33 outwawd uWu action xDD doth demonstrate +uWu The OwO nyative ;;w;; act ÚwÚ and xDD figuwe of x3 my >_< heawt +^w^ In ^-^ compwement >_< extewn, UwU 'tis nyot ^-^ wong ÚwÚ aftew +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ weaw x3 my >_< heawt ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> sweeve +For ÚwÚ daws to peck ^.^ at: UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> what UwU I am. +>w< WODEWIGO. >_> What :3 a full :3 fowtunye does x3 the thick-lips owe, +;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ can >_> cawwy't UwU thus! +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Caww x3 up her ÚwÚ fathew, +ÚwÚ Wouse :3 him, >_< make ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, x3 poison :33 his OwO dewight, +ÚwÚ Pwocwaim ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, >w< incense her :3 kinsmen, +^.^ And, ^w^ though ^.^ he uWu in :3 a ^.^ fewtiwe x3 cwimate dwell, +Pwague ^.^ him with x3 fwies. ;;w;; Though :3 that :33 his joy be joy, +ÚwÚ Yet ^-^ thwow xDD such :33 changes of uWu vexation ^.^ on't +;;w;; As >w< it OwO may wose x3 some UwU cowow. +>w< WODEWIGO. :3 Hewe >_> is her father's ^.^ house; I'll caww ^.^ awoud. +^-^ IAGO. UwU Do, with ^.^ wike uWu timowous xDD accent ÚwÚ and xDD diwe OwO yeww +;;w;; As xDD when, ^.^ by >w< nyight ÚwÚ and >_> nyegwigence, x3 the fire +Is ÚwÚ spied uWu in uWu popuwous cities. +>w< WODEWIGO. What, :3 ho, Brabantio! :33 Signyiow >w< Bwabantio, ho! +^-^ IAGO. xDD Awake! What, :3 ho, Brabantio! ;;w;; Thieves! ;;w;; Thieves! ;;w;; Thieves! +Wook to x3 youw house, x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^w^ bags! +;;w;; Thieves! ;;w;; Thieves! + +Brabantio >_> appeaws xDD abuv, uWu at :3 a :3 window. + +x3 BWABANTIO. >_> What >_> is x3 the reason of ÚwÚ this tewwibwe :33 summons? +>_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; mattew OwO thewe? +>w< WODEWIGO. Signyiow, >_> is aww x3 youw family :33 within? +^-^ IAGO. ^w^ Awe x3 youw x3 doows wock'd? +x3 BWABANTIO. xDD Why? ÚwÚ Whewefowe ^w^ ask xDD you :3 this? +^-^ IAGO. ^w^ 'Zounds, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ you'we robb'd! For UwU shame, put on x3 youw x3 gown; +uWu Youw >_< heawt >_> is burst, xDD you uWu have wost half x3 youw ^.^ souw; +Even now, now, xDD vewy now, >w< an ;;w;; owd black :33 wam +Is >_> tupping x3 youw ^-^ white uWu ewe. Awise, xDD awise! +Awake x3 the >_> snyowting :3 citizens with x3 the OwO beww, +:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 the ^.^ deviw xDD wiww >_< make :3 a >_> gwandsiwe of OwO you. +Awise, UwU I ;;w;; say! +x3 BWABANTIO. What, uWu have xDD you wost x3 youw wits? +>w< WODEWIGO. :3 Most reverend signior, UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 voice? +x3 BWABANTIO. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. >_> What OwO awe you? +>w< WODEWIGO. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is :3 Wodewigo. +x3 BWABANTIO. uWu The >_> wowsew x3 wewcome. +UwU I uWu have UwU chawged uWu thee nyot to >_> haunt about x3 my x3 doows. +^w^ In xDD honyest >_< pwainnyess xDD thou x3 hast heard ;;w;; me >_> say +OwO My daughter >_> is nyot fow ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and now, uWu in xDD madnyess, +uWu Being full of OwO suppew ÚwÚ and ^.^ distempewing ÚwÚ dwaughts, +>_> Upon :3 mawicious bwavewy, dost xDD thou come +;;w;; To start x3 my ÚwÚ quiet. +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, >_< siw- +x3 BWABANTIO. OwO But xDD thou ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be >_< suwe +OwO My ^w^ spiwit ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 pwace uWu have uWu in them powew +;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this UwU bittew to thee. +>w< WODEWIGO. >w< Patience, ÚwÚ good sir. +x3 BWABANTIO. >_> What ^.^ teww'st xDD thou ;;w;; me of wobbing? This >_> is Venice; +OwO My ;;w;; house >_> is nyot :3 a :3 gwange. +>w< WODEWIGO. :3 Most :3 gwave >w< Bwabantio, +^w^ In :33 simpwe ÚwÚ and puwe :3 souw UwU I come to OwO you. +^-^ IAGO. ^w^ 'Zounds, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe one of UwU those :3 that xDD wiww nyot serve :33 God, +>_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw bid OwO you. >_< Because ^.^ we come to UwU do xDD you OwO sewvice ÚwÚ and xDD you +think ^.^ we OwO awe x3 wuffians, you'ww uWu have x3 youw daughter covered with :3 a +Bawbawy :33 howse; you'ww uWu have x3 youw x3 nyephews nyeigh to uWu you; you'ww uWu have +couwsews fow >w< cousins, ÚwÚ and >_< gennyets fow germans. +x3 BWABANTIO. >_> What uWu pwofanye uWu wwetch awt thou? +^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am one, ^w^ siw, :3 that x3 comes to tell xDD you x3 youw daughter ÚwÚ and x3 the +Moor OwO awe nyow x3 making x3 the beast with >w< two :3 backs. +x3 BWABANTIO. ^.^ Thou OwO awe :3 a villain. +^-^ IAGO. >_> You awe- :3 a senyatow. +x3 BWABANTIO. This xDD thou shalt answer; UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ thee, :3 Wodewigo. +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww answew x3 anything. But, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +>_> If't be x3 youw :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu wise ^.^ consent, +;;w;; As ;;w;; pawtwy UwU I find >w< it ;;w;; is, :3 that x3 youw >w< faiw ^w^ daughtew, +At ÚwÚ this x3 odd-even ÚwÚ and dull ;;w;; watch ^.^ o' x3 the night, +;;w;; Twanspowted with nyo xDD wowse nor xDD bettew xDD guawd +OwO But with :3 a x3 knyave of ^w^ common hiwe, :3 a gondowiew, +;;w;; To x3 the gwoss ;;w;; cwasps of :3 a OwO wascivious Moow- +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ÚwÚ knyown to UwU you, ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< awwowance, +We xDD then uWu have donye xDD you bold ÚwÚ and ^w^ saucy wwongs; +OwO But >_> if xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot uWu this, x3 my ^w^ mannyews tell ;;w;; me +We uWu have x3 youw wrong ^-^ webuke. Do nyot ^-^ bewieve +^.^ That, from x3 the sense of aww :3 civiwity, +UwU I OwO thus ^.^ wouwd :33 pway ÚwÚ and xDD twifwe with x3 youw ^w^ wevewence. +uWu Youw ^w^ daughtew, >_> if xDD you uWu have nyot UwU given her weave, +UwU I >_> say OwO again, hath UwU made :3 a gwoss >_> wevowt, +uWu Tying her >_< duty, >w< beauty, ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and fowtunyes +^w^ In >w< an >w< extwavagant ÚwÚ and wheewing stwangew +Of OwO hewe ÚwÚ and :3 evewywhewe. UwU Stwaight satisfy ^-^ youwsewf: +;;w;; If ^.^ she be uWu in her x3 chambew ow x3 youw house, +Let ;;w;; woose on ;;w;; me x3 the justice of x3 the >w< state +For OwO thus ^-^ dewuding OwO you. +x3 BWABANTIO. OwO Stwike on x3 the tindew, ho! +Give ;;w;; me :3 a taper! ;;w;; Caww x3 up aww x3 my >_> peopwe! +This :33 accident >_> is nyot ^-^ unwike x3 my dream; +Bewief of >w< it ^-^ oppwesses ;;w;; me >_< awweady. +^-^ Wight, UwU I say, wight! uWu Exit abuv. +^-^ IAGO. UwU Faweweww, fow UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave OwO you. +^.^ It ;;w;; seems nyot ^w^ meet, nor whowesome to x3 my pwace, +;;w;; To be produced- as, >_> if UwU I ;;w;; stay, UwU I shaww- +^w^ Against x3 the Moow; fow UwU I UwU do knyow, x3 the state, +UwU Howevew ÚwÚ this OwO may ^.^ gaww ^.^ him with x3 some check, +UwU Cannyot with :33 safety ;;w;; cast :3 him, fow uWu he's embawk'd +With xDD such ÚwÚ woud reason to x3 the OwO Cypwus ^-^ waws, +>_< Which even nyow >w< stands uWu in ;;w;; act, :3 that, fow uWu theiw souws, +ÚwÚ Anyothew of :33 his OwO fathom ;;w;; they uWu have >_< nyonye +;;w;; To lead uWu theiw ^.^ businyess; uWu in which regard, +;;w;; Though UwU I UwU do ^-^ hate ^.^ him >_< as UwU I UwU do heww pains, +ÚwÚ Yet fow ;;w;; nyecessity of xDD pwesent :3 wife, +UwU I ^w^ must x3 show x3 out :3 a flag ÚwÚ and xDD sign of xDD wuv, +>_< Which >_> is ÚwÚ indeed >_> but sign. :33 That xDD you UwU shaww x3 suwewy find :3 him, +xDD Wead to x3 the Sagittawy x3 the ^w^ waised :3 seawch, +xDD And there xDD wiww UwU I be with ^.^ him. ^w^ So farewell. ÚwÚ Exit. + +OwO Entew, bewow, >w< Bwabantio, uWu in :33 his nightgown, ÚwÚ and +Servants with xDD towches. + +x3 BWABANTIO. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too true >w< an ^.^ eviw: >_> gonye ^.^ she ;;w;; is, +xDD And UwU what's to come of x3 my :3 despised time +Is >_< nyought >_> but >_> bittewnyess. >_> Nyow, Roderigo, +Whewe :33 didst xDD thou >_> see OwO hew? x3 O xDD unhappy ÚwÚ giww! +With x3 the uWu Moow, say'st thou? Who ^.^ wouwd be :3 a ;;w;; fathew! +How :33 didst xDD thou ^.^ knyow uWu 'twas >_< she? >_< O, ^.^ she uWu deceives ;;w;; me +^w^ Past ^w^ thought! >_> What uWu said ^.^ she to you? >_< Get ^.^ mowe ^w^ tapews. +Waise aww x3 my xDD kindwed. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they >w< mawwied, think you? +>w< WODEWIGO. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I think ;;w;; they x3 awe. +x3 BWABANTIO. x3 O :3 heaven! How ^w^ got ^.^ she out? x3 O UwU tweason of x3 the UwU bwood! +Fathews, from >w< hence :33 twust nyot x3 youw >_> daughtews' minds +^-^ By >_> what xDD you >_> see them act. Is there nyot chawms +^-^ By which x3 the uWu pwopewty of :33 youth ÚwÚ and *pokes you* maidhood +^-^ May be OwO abused? :3 Have xDD you nyot wead, Roderigo, +Of x3 some xDD such ;;w;; thing? +>w< WODEWIGO. Yes, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have indeed. +x3 BWABANTIO. ;;w;; Caww x3 up x3 my ^-^ bwothew. >_< O, ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had xDD had >_> hew! +;;w;; Some one :3 way, x3 some anyothew. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow +Whewe ^.^ we OwO may >_< appwehend her ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< Moow? +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I think UwU I ^.^ can OwO discuvw :3 him, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease +;;w;; To get ÚwÚ good xDD guawd ÚwÚ and OwO go :3 awong with x3 me. +x3 BWABANTIO. >_> Pway UwU you, lead :3 on. At every ;;w;; house I'll call; +UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ command uWu at :3 most. >_< Get ^.^ weapons, ho! +xDD And >w< waise x3 some >_> speciaw ^w^ officews of OwO nyight. +ÚwÚ On, ÚwÚ good Roderigo, I'll OwO desewve x3 youw OwO pains. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +ÚwÚ Anyothew :33 stweet. + +Entew :33 Othewwo, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants with xDD towches. + +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Though uWu in x3 the OwO twade of >w< waw UwU I uWu have :3 swain men, +ÚwÚ Yet UwU do UwU I howd >w< it xDD vewy ^w^ stuff ^.^ o' x3 the >_> conscience +;;w;; To UwU do nyo contrived muwthew. UwU I ^.^ wack >w< inyiquity +Sometimes to UwU do ;;w;; me service. Nine ow ;;w;; ten times +UwU I xDD had xDD thought to uWu have yerk'd ^.^ him OwO hewe :33 undew x3 the UwU wibs. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. 'Tis xDD bettew >_< as >w< it >w< is. +^-^ IAGO. Nyay, >_> but ^.^ he prated +xDD And ^-^ spoke xDD such ^.^ scuwvy ÚwÚ and provoking terms +^w^ Against x3 youw honyow +^.^ That, with x3 the xDD wittwe godwinyess UwU I have, +UwU I uWu did full x3 hawd ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^.^ him. OwO But UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, +^w^ Awe xDD you ÚwÚ fast uWu mawwied? ^w^ Be assured of uWu this, +:33 That x3 the >_> magnyifico >_> is much ;;w;; bewuvd, +xDD And hath uWu in :33 his ^w^ effect :3 a uWu voice potential +;;w;; As :3 doubwe >_< as x3 the x3 Duke's. >w< He xDD wiww :3 divowce UwU you, +:33 Ow put ;;w;; upon xDD you >_> what :3 westwaint ÚwÚ and gwievance +uWu The waw, with aww :33 his ^w^ might to enforce >w< it ;;w;; on, +Will UwU give ^.^ him ^.^ cabwe. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Let ^.^ him UwU do :33 his spite. +OwO My ;;w;; sewvices, which UwU I uWu have donye x3 the xDD signyiowy, +Shall >w< out-tongue :33 his ^-^ compwaints. 'Tis yet to UwU knyow- +>_< Which, when UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that >_< boasting >_> is >w< an honyow, +UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ pwomuwgate- UwU I :3 fetch x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and ^.^ being +Fwom ;;w;; men of royal >_< siege, ÚwÚ and x3 my demerits +^-^ May speak :3 unbonnyeted to >_< as OwO pwoud :3 a :3 fowtunye +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this :3 that UwU I uWu have uWu weach'd. For knyow, >w< Iago, +OwO But :3 that UwU I wuv x3 the ^-^ gentwe >w< Desdemonya, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot x3 my unhoused fwee condition +>_> Put x3 into circumscription ÚwÚ and UwU confinye +For x3 the x3 sea's uWu wowth. But, look! >_> What wights come uWu yond? +^-^ IAGO. >w< Those OwO awe x3 the ^w^ waised >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :33 his fwiends. +>_> You :3 wewe best OwO go ^.^ in. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 I; UwU I ^w^ must be uWu found. +OwO My xDD pawts, x3 my :3 titwe, ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 pewfect :3 souw +Shall UwU manyifest ;;w;; me wightwy. Is >w< it >w< they? +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ By >w< Janyus, UwU I think >w< nyo. + +Entew OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and xDD cewtain :3 Officews with xDD towches. + +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The :3 sewvants of x3 the Duke? xDD And x3 my wieutenyant? +uWu The xDD goodnyess of x3 the >w< nyight ;;w;; upon UwU you, ÚwÚ fwiends! +>_> What >_> is x3 the nyews? +>_< CASSIO. uWu The >w< Duke does x3 gweet UwU you, general, +xDD And ^.^ he uWu wequiwes x3 youw :33 haste-post-haste ^-^ appeawance, +Even on x3 the ^.^ instant. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, think you? +>_< CASSIO. xDD Something from Cypwus, >_< as UwU I OwO may ^w^ divinye; +^.^ It >_> is :3 a business of x3 some x3 heat. uWu The galleys +:3 Have sent :3 a ^.^ dozen sequent xDD messengews +This xDD vewy >w< nyight uWu at one another's heews; +xDD And UwU many of x3 the consuls, ^w^ waised ÚwÚ and :3 met, +^w^ Awe uWu at x3 the Duke's >_< awweady. >_> You uWu have :33 been hotly ^w^ caww'd for, +UwU When, ^.^ being nyot uWu at x3 youw ;;w;; wodging to be >_> found, +uWu The :33 Senyate hath sent about >w< thwee sevewaw :33 quests +;;w;; To ^-^ seawch xDD you OwO out. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. 'Tis weww UwU I ^w^ am >_> found ^.^ by OwO you. +UwU I xDD wiww >_> but spend :3 a ;;w;; wowd OwO hewe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; house +xDD And OwO go with OwO you. ÚwÚ Exit. +>_< CASSIO. >_< Ancient, >_> what x3 makes ^.^ he hewe? +^-^ IAGO. Faith, ^.^ he :3 tonyight hath boawded :3 a ÚwÚ wand carack; +;;w;; If >w< it ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ wawfuw :33 pwize, uWu he's UwU made OwO fowevew. +>_< CASSIO. UwU I UwU do nyot :33 undewstand. +^-^ IAGO. He's mawwied. +>_< CASSIO. ;;w;; To >_> who? + +^.^ We-entew OwO Othewwo. + +^-^ IAGO. OwO Mawwy, xDD to- ^.^ Come, ;;w;; captain, xDD wiww xDD you >w< go? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Have with OwO you. +>_< CASSIO. :3 Hewe x3 comes anyothew troop to >_> seek fow OwO you. +^-^ IAGO. ^.^ It >_> is Brabantio. Genyewaw, be OwO advised, +>w< He x3 comes to :33 bad >w< intent. + +Entew >w< Bwabantio, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and :3 Officews with torches +ÚwÚ and uWu weapons. + +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Holla! ;;w;; Stand thewe! +>w< WODEWIGO. Signyiow, >w< it >_> is x3 the Moow. +x3 BWABANTIO. xDD Down with :3 him, ;;w;; thief! +^-^ They dwaw on both :3 sides. +^-^ IAGO. >_< You, ÚwÚ Wodewigo! ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am fow OwO you. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Keep x3 up x3 youw uWu bwight swowds, fow x3 the :33 dew xDD wiww ^w^ wust OwO them. +^-^ Good signior, xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ command with years +Than with x3 youw uWu weapons. +x3 BWABANTIO. x3 O xDD thou fouw :33 thief, :3 whewe x3 hast xDD thou ^.^ stow'd x3 my daughter? +>_< Damn'd >_< as xDD thou awt, xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ enchanted hew, +For I'll :3 wefew ;;w;; me to aww ^.^ things of sense, +;;w;; If ^.^ she uWu in >_> chains of >w< magic :3 wewe nyot xDD bound, +Whethew :3 a >_< maid UwU so ÚwÚ tendew, faiw, ÚwÚ and UwU happy, +^w^ So opposite to ^.^ mawwiage :3 that ^.^ she ;;w;; shunn'd +uWu The weawthy, cuwwed darlings of UwU ouw ^-^ nyation, +Wouwd OwO evew have, to :3 incuw :3 a general >w< mock, +OwO Wun from her guawdage to x3 the :33 sooty ^w^ bosom +Of xDD such :3 a ^.^ thing >_< as ^w^ thou- to ;;w;; feaw, nyot to delight. +xDD Judge ;;w;; me x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >_> if UwU 'tis nyot gwoss uWu in sense +:33 That xDD thou x3 hast OwO pwacticed on her with fouw ÚwÚ chawms, +OwO Abused her xDD dewicate :33 youth with drugs ow :3 minyewaws +:33 That ^-^ weaken ;;w;; motion. I'll have't disputed xDD on; +'Tis pwobabwe, ÚwÚ and >_< pawpabwe to ÚwÚ thinking. +UwU I >_< thewefowe >_< appwehend ÚwÚ and UwU do OwO attach uWu thee +For >w< an abuser of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, :3 a >_> pwacticew +Of >w< awts >w< inhibited ÚwÚ and x3 out of ;;w;; wawwant. +Way howd ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do wesist, +Subdue ^.^ him uWu at :33 his ÚwÚ pewiw. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 Howd x3 youw ^.^ hands, +UwU Both xDD you of x3 my :33 incwinying ÚwÚ and x3 the rest. +^.^ Wewe >w< it x3 my :33 cue to x3 fight, UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have ÚwÚ knyown >w< it +Without :3 a ÚwÚ pwomptew. Whewe xDD wiww xDD you :3 that UwU I OwO go +;;w;; To answew ÚwÚ this x3 youw charge? +x3 BWABANTIO. ;;w;; To pwison, >w< tiww ;;w;; fit time +Of law ÚwÚ and course of direct OwO session +;;w;; Caww uWu thee to answer. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What >_> if UwU I UwU do obey? +How OwO may x3 the >w< Duke be OwO thewewith satisfied, +>_< Whose xDD messengews OwO awe OwO hewe about x3 my side, +>_> Upon x3 some xDD pwesent business of x3 the >w< state +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to him? +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. 'Tis ^-^ twue, UwU most ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ signyiow; +uWu The Duke's uWu in ;;w;; counciw, ÚwÚ and x3 youw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sewf, +UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, >_> is sent ;;w;; fow. +x3 BWABANTIO. ÚwÚ How? uWu The >w< Duke uWu in >_> counciw? +^w^ In ÚwÚ this time of x3 the night? Bring ^.^ him :3 away; +OwO Minye's nyot >w< an idle OwO cause. uWu The >w< Duke himsewf, +:33 Ow xDD any of x3 my bwothews of x3 the state, +UwU Cannyot >_> but x3 feew ÚwÚ this wrong >_< as >w< 'twewe uWu theiw >_> own; +For >_> if xDD such ;;w;; actions OwO may uWu have uWu passage >w< fwee, +UwU Bond xDD swaves ÚwÚ and uWu pagans UwU shaww UwU ouw uWu statesmen >w< be. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A council ^.^ chambew. uWu The >w< Duke ÚwÚ and Senators :3 sitting uWu at :3 a table; +:3 Officews attending. + +x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo composition uWu in these nyews +:33 That ;;w;; gives them >w< cwedit. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :33 Indeed ;;w;; they OwO awe disproportion'd; +OwO My x3 wettews >_> say :3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seven galleys. +x3 DUKE. xDD And >_> minye, :3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and UwU fowty. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. xDD And >_> minye, >w< two >_> hundwed. +OwO But ^w^ though ;;w;; they x3 jump nyot on :3 a >w< just x3 account- +;;w;; As uWu in these ;;w;; cases, :3 whewe x3 the aim reports, +'Tis ;;w;; oft with difference- yet UwU do ;;w;; they aww :33 confiwm +^-^ A Turkish >_< fweet, ÚwÚ and :33 beawing x3 up to :3 Cypwus. +x3 DUKE. Nyay, >w< it >_> is OwO possibwe enough to OwO judgement. +UwU I UwU do nyot UwU so ^.^ secuwe ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the error, +OwO But x3 the :33 main uWu awticwe UwU I UwU do approve +^w^ In x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ sense. +SAIWOW. ^.^ [Within.] What, ho! What, ho! What, ho! +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. ^-^ A :3 messengew from x3 the galleys. + +Entew Sailor. + +x3 DUKE. >_> Nyow, UwU what's x3 the ;;w;; businyess? +SAIWOW. uWu The Turkish uWu pwepawation x3 makes fow OwO Whodes, +^w^ So UwU was UwU I bid wepowt OwO hewe to x3 the >w< state +^-^ By :33 Signyiow Angewo. +x3 DUKE. How >_> say xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; change? +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. This ;;w;; cannyot be, +^-^ By nyo OwO assay of UwU weason; UwU 'tis :3 a pageant +;;w;; To >_< keep >_> us uWu in UwU fawse ^-^ gaze. x3 When ^.^ we OwO considew +uWu The :3 impowtancy of OwO Cypwus to x3 the ÚwÚ Tuwk, +xDD And wet ouwsewves again >_> but understand +:33 That >_< as >w< it ^.^ mowe uWu concewns x3 the ^w^ Tuwk than OwO Whodes, +^w^ So OwO may ^.^ he with ^.^ mowe faciwe ;;w;; question UwU beaw :33 it, +For :3 that >w< it >w< stands nyot uWu in xDD such warlike uWu bwace, +OwO But ;;w;; awtogethew lacks x3 the abilities +:33 That :3 Whodes >_> is dwess'd ^.^ in. ;;w;; If ^.^ we >_< make xDD thought of uWu this, +We ^w^ must nyot think x3 the ^w^ Tuwk >_> is UwU so ^.^ unskiwwfuw +;;w;; To OwO weave :3 that ^-^ watest which uWu concewns ^.^ him ÚwÚ fiwst, +Neglecting >w< an x3 attempt of ^w^ ease ÚwÚ and :33 gain, +;;w;; To wake ÚwÚ and xDD wage :3 a danger :33 pwofitwess. +x3 DUKE. Nyay, uWu in aww confidence, uWu he's nyot fow uWu Whodes. +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. :3 Hewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyews. + +Entew :3 a Messengew. + +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The ^-^ Ottomites, reverend ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwacious, +Steewing with >_< due course toward x3 the isle of OwO Whodes, +:3 Have there injointed them with >w< an ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; fweet. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Ay, UwU so UwU I thought. How UwU many, >_< as xDD you OwO guess? +x3 MESSENGEW. Of ;;w;; thiwty sail; ÚwÚ and nyow ;;w;; they UwU do xDD we-stem +^-^ Theiw uWu backwawd course, :33 beawing with xDD fwank xDD appeawance +^-^ Theiw uWu puwposes toward :3 Cypwus. :33 Signyiow :33 Montanyo, +uWu Youw trusty ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu vawiant x3 sewvitow, +With :33 his fwee >_> duty recommends xDD you thus, +xDD And prays xDD you to ^-^ bewieve ^.^ him. +x3 DUKE. 'Tis xDD cewtain xDD then fow :3 Cypwus. +x3 Mawcus Wuccicos, >_> is nyot ^.^ he uWu in >_< town? +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. He's nyow uWu in Fwowence. +x3 DUKE. :3 Wwite from >_> us to :3 him, >_> post-post-haste dispatch. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :3 Hewe x3 comes Brabantio ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu vawiant Moow. + +Entew >w< Bwabantio, :33 Othewwo, >w< Iago, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Officews. + +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Vawiant :33 Othewwo, ^.^ we ^w^ must ^w^ stwaight :33 empwoy xDD you +^w^ Against x3 the general ;;w;; enyemy Ottoman. +:33 [To Bwabantio.] UwU I uWu did nyot >_> see uWu you; ;;w;; wewcome, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ signyiow; +We wack'd x3 youw counsel ÚwÚ and x3 youw OwO hewp tonight. +x3 BWABANTIO. ^w^ So uWu did UwU I x3 youws. ^-^ Good x3 youw >_> Gwace, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me: +>_> Nyeithew x3 my :33 pwace nor ^.^ aught UwU I heard of business +>_< Hath ^w^ waised ;;w;; me from x3 my ^.^ bed, nor xDD doth x3 the general :3 cawe +^.^ Take howd on OwO me; fow x3 my xDD pawticuwaw grief +Is of UwU so ^-^ fwood-gate ÚwÚ and o'erbearing ÚwÚ nyatuwe +:33 That >w< it engwuts ÚwÚ and x3 swawwows othew sowwows, +xDD And >w< it >_> is still itself. +x3 DUKE. Why, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +x3 BWABANTIO. OwO My daughter! >_< O, x3 my daughter! +uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Dead? +x3 BWABANTIO. Ay, to x3 me. +:33 She >_> is abused, :3 stow'n from ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and cowwupted +^-^ By spewws ÚwÚ and :33 medicinyes xDD bought of ^.^ mountebanks; +For ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU so ^w^ pwepostewouswy to >w< eww, +uWu Being nyot xDD deficient, ÚwÚ bwind, ow :3 wame of sense, +x3 Sans uWu witchcwaft couwd not. +x3 DUKE. Whoe'er ^.^ he be :3 that uWu in ÚwÚ this fouw proceeding +>_< Hath OwO thus beguiwed x3 youw daughter of herself +xDD And xDD you of hew, x3 the bwoody ^w^ book of law +>_> You UwU shaww >_> youwsewf ^w^ wead uWu in x3 the UwU bittew >_> wettew +>w< Aftew x3 youw UwU own sense, >w< yea, ^w^ though UwU ouw OwO pwopew >_< son +^w^ Stood uWu in x3 youw OwO action. +x3 BWABANTIO. >_> Humbwy UwU I >_> thank x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 the ^w^ man, ÚwÚ this uWu Moow, ÚwÚ whom now, >w< it seems, +uWu Youw >_> speciaw xDD mandate fow x3 the >w< state affairs +>_< Hath ÚwÚ hithew ^-^ bwought. +uWu AWW. We OwO awe xDD vewy sowwy xDD fow't. +x3 DUKE. :33 [To :3 Othewwo.] >_> What uWu in x3 youw UwU own ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ can xDD you >_> say to :3 this? +x3 BWABANTIO. UwU Nyothing, >_> but ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 so. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Most x3 potent, ^-^ gwave, ÚwÚ and reverend signyiows, +OwO My xDD vewy x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and appwuvd ÚwÚ good mastews, +:33 That UwU I uWu have >_> ta'en OwO away ÚwÚ this ;;w;; owd :33 man's ^w^ daughtew, +^.^ It >_> is UwU most true; ^-^ twue, UwU I uWu have mawwied >w< hew; +uWu The xDD vewy >_> head ÚwÚ and >w< fwont of x3 my offending +>_< Hath ÚwÚ this x3 extent, nyo more. uWu Wude ^w^ am UwU I uWu in x3 my ;;w;; speech, +xDD And xDD wittwe bwest with x3 the soft phrase of :3 peace; +For xDD since these :3 awms of >_< minye xDD had ÚwÚ seven >_> yeaws' ;;w;; pith, +Tiww nyow x3 some >w< nyinye UwU moons ;;w;; wasted, ;;w;; they uWu have used +^-^ Theiw deawest uWu action uWu in x3 the ^w^ tented >_> fiewd, +xDD And xDD wittwe of ÚwÚ this great wowwd ^.^ can UwU I :3 speak, +uWu Mowe than pewtains to ^w^ feats of ^w^ bwoiw ÚwÚ and uWu battwe; +xDD And >_< thewefowe xDD wittwe UwU shaww UwU I xDD gwace x3 my cause +^w^ In speaking fow :3 mysewf. Yet, ^.^ by x3 youw >_> gwacious patience, +UwU I xDD wiww :3 a ;;w;; wound x3 unvawnyish'd xDD tawe ÚwÚ dewivew +Of x3 my whole course of love: >_> what dwugs, >_> what ÚwÚ chawms, +>_> What conjuration, ÚwÚ and >_> what ^-^ mighty :33 magic- +For xDD such proceeding UwU I ^w^ am UwU chawged withaw- +UwU I ^.^ won :33 his >w< daughtew. +x3 BWABANTIO. ^-^ A >_< maiden >_< nyevew >w< bowd, +Of ^w^ spiwit UwU so still ÚwÚ and :33 quiet :3 that her >_> motion +Blush'd uWu at ^w^ hewsewf; ÚwÚ and she- uWu in x3 spite of nyatuwe, +Of years, of country, ^.^ cwedit, uWu evewything- +;;w;; To faww uWu in wuv with >_> what ^.^ she feaw'd to wook on! +^.^ It >_> is ^w^ judgement ;;w;; maim'd ÚwÚ and UwU most impewfect, +:33 That xDD wiww x3 confess pewfection UwU so couwd OwO eww +^w^ Against aww wuwes of nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must be driven +;;w;; To find x3 out pwactices of x3 cunnying heww +Why ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd >w< be. UwU I >_< thewefowe ÚwÚ vouch again +:33 That with x3 some ÚwÚ mixtuwes powerful ^-^ o'ew x3 the bwood, +:33 Ow with x3 some UwU dwam >_< conjuwed to ÚwÚ this xDD effect, +>w< He ;;w;; wwought ;;w;; upon her. +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ vouch ÚwÚ this >_> is nyo uWu pwoof, +Without ^.^ mowe xDD cewtain ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ^-^ uvwt test +Than these >_< thin :3 habits ÚwÚ and poor wikewihoods +Of modern ÚwÚ seeming UwU do prefer OwO against ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. But, :33 Othewwo, >_< speak. +Did xDD you ^.^ by ^.^ indiwect ÚwÚ and xDD fowced ;;w;; couwses +Subdue ÚwÚ and x3 poison ÚwÚ this xDD young maid's ^.^ affections? +:33 Ow ^-^ came >w< it ^.^ by ÚwÚ wequest, ÚwÚ and xDD such >w< faiw ;;w;; question +;;w;; As :3 souw to :3 souw UwU affowdeth? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, +>_< Send fow x3 the uWu wady to x3 the x3 Sagittawy, +xDD And wet her speak of ;;w;; me >w< befowe her :33 fathew. +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do find ;;w;; me fouw uWu in her wepowt, +uWu The ^w^ twust, x3 the ^.^ office UwU I UwU do howd of UwU you, +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< onwy OwO take away, >_> but wet x3 youw :33 sentence +Even faww ;;w;; upon x3 my life. +x3 DUKE. ^-^ Fetch Desdemona hithew. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< Ancient, ÚwÚ conduct OwO them; xDD you best ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; pwace. +Exeunt OwO Iago ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. +xDD And >w< tiww ^.^ she come, >_< as :33 twuwy >_< as to heaven +UwU I UwU do x3 confess x3 the OwO vices of x3 my bwood, +^w^ So >_< justwy to x3 youw :3 gwave OwO eaws I'll xDD pwesent +How UwU I uWu did x3 thwive uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< faiw >_> wady's wuv +xDD And ^.^ she uWu in ^w^ minye. +x3 DUKE. x3 Say :33 it, OwO Othewwo. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Hew >w< fathew xDD wuvd uWu me, ;;w;; oft >w< invited uWu me, +UwU Stiww question'd ;;w;; me x3 the ^-^ stowy of x3 my >w< wife +Fwom xDD yeaw to >w< yeaw, x3 the ^w^ battwes, :33 sieges, fortunes, +:33 That UwU I uWu have xDD pass'd. +UwU I wan >w< it :33 thwough, even from x3 my boyish OwO days +;;w;; To x3 the xDD vewy x3 moment :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me tell >w< it: +^-^ Whewein UwU I x3 spake of UwU most uWu disastwous >w< chances, +Of >w< moving accidents ^.^ by flood ÚwÚ and >_> fiewd, +Of uWu haiw-bweadth >w< 'scapes :33 i' x3 the imminyent deadwy OwO bweach, +Of ^.^ being :33 taken ^.^ by x3 the UwU insowent foe +xDD And sold to swavewy, of x3 my wedemption thence +xDD And >_< powtance uWu in x3 my >w< twavews' history; +^-^ Whewein of :3 antwes >_> vast ÚwÚ and deserts idwe, +^-^ Wough quarries, UwU wocks, ÚwÚ and >w< hiwws x3 whose heads :33 touch ^.^ heaven, +^.^ It UwU was x3 my hint to speak- xDD such UwU was x3 the pwocess- +xDD And of x3 the Cannyibaws :3 that >_< each othew uWu eat, +uWu The Anthropophagi, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men x3 whose heads +Do gwow >_< benyeath uWu theiw shoulders. This to hear +Wouwd Desdemona sewiouswy xDD incwinye; +OwO But still x3 the ;;w;; house affairs ^.^ wouwd dwaw her thence, +>_< Which OwO evew >_< as ^.^ she couwd with ^.^ haste >_> dispatch, +>_> She'wd come OwO again, ÚwÚ and with :3 a gweedy ear +Devouw x3 up x3 my >_> discouwse; which UwU I x3 obsewving, +>w< Took >_> once :3 a pliant ^-^ houw, ÚwÚ and >_> found ÚwÚ good means +;;w;; To dwaw from her :3 a :3 pwayew of xDD eawnyest >_< heawt +:33 That UwU I ^.^ wouwd aww x3 my pilgrimage diwate, +:3 Wheweof ^.^ by x3 pawcews ^.^ she xDD had ^-^ something ^-^ heawd, +OwO But nyot intentively. UwU I uWu did ^.^ consent, +xDD And often uWu did beguile her of her tears +x3 When UwU I uWu did speak of x3 some distressful ^w^ stwoke +:33 That x3 my :33 youth ^.^ suffew'd. OwO My ^-^ stowy ^.^ being :33 donye, +:33 She uWu gave ;;w;; me fow x3 my ^w^ pains :3 a wowwd of >_> sighs; +:33 She ^w^ swowe, uWu in ^w^ faith, uWu 'twas >_> stwange, uWu 'twas passing :3 stwange; +>_< 'Twas >_< pitifuw, uWu 'twas wondwous ÚwÚ pitifuw. +:33 She >w< wish'd ^.^ she xDD had nyot heard :33 it, yet ^.^ she >w< wish'd +:33 That heaven xDD had UwU made her xDD such :3 a xDD man; ^.^ she ;;w;; thank'd uWu me, +xDD And ;;w;; bade uWu me, >_> if UwU I xDD had :3 a :33 fwiend :3 that xDD wuvd hew, +UwU I >_> shouwd >_> but >_< teach ^.^ him >w< how to tell x3 my story, +xDD And :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^.^ woo her. >_> Upon ÚwÚ this hint UwU I uWu spake: +:33 She xDD wuvd ;;w;; me fow x3 the >_> dangews UwU I xDD had ^-^ pass'd, +xDD And UwU I xDD wuvd her :3 that ^.^ she uWu did pity OwO them. +This >w< onwy >_> is x3 the uWu witchcwaft UwU I uWu have ^.^ used. +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ;;w;; wady; wet her >_> witnyess :3 it. + +Entew >w< Desdemonya, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +x3 DUKE. UwU I think ÚwÚ this xDD tawe ^.^ wouwd x3 win x3 my daughter UwU too. +^-^ Good >w< Bwabantio, +^.^ Take x3 up ÚwÚ this OwO mangwed ;;w;; mattew uWu at x3 the :3 best: +OwO Men UwU do uWu theiw xDD bwoken >_< weapons rather use +Than uWu theiw OwO bawe ^w^ hands. +x3 BWABANTIO. UwU I pray UwU you, hear her >_< speak. +;;w;; If ^.^ she x3 confess :3 that ^.^ she UwU was half x3 the ÚwÚ wooew, +Destruction on x3 my head, >_> if x3 my :33 bad uWu bwame +Light on x3 the ;;w;; man! :3 Come hithew, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ mistwess. +Do xDD you >_> pewceive uWu in aww ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe >_< company +Whewe UwU most xDD you >_> owe :3 obedience? +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, +UwU I UwU do >_> pewceive OwO hewe :3 a OwO divided duty. +;;w;; To xDD you UwU I ^w^ am bound fow >w< wife ÚwÚ and ;;w;; education; +OwO My >w< wife ÚwÚ and education both UwU do :3 weawn ;;w;; me +How to wespect uWu you; xDD you OwO awe x3 the ;;w;; wowd of >_< duty, +UwU I ^w^ am >_> hithewto x3 youw >w< daughtew. OwO But hewe's x3 my ^.^ husband, +xDD And UwU so much >_> duty >_< as x3 my mothew ^w^ show'd +;;w;; To UwU you, preferring xDD you >w< befowe her ÚwÚ fathew, +^w^ So much UwU I challenge :3 that UwU I OwO may pwofess +>_> Due to x3 the uWu Moow, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 BWABANTIO. ^w^ God be with you! UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. +ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw >_> Gwace, on to x3 the >w< state affaiws; +UwU I xDD had rather to ^-^ adopt :3 a chiwd than get :3 it. +:3 Come hithew, Moow. +UwU I OwO hewe UwU do UwU give uWu thee :3 that with aww x3 my >_< heawt +>_< Which, >_> but xDD thou x3 hast already, with aww x3 my >_< heawt +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< keep from thee. For x3 youw ^w^ sake, ;;w;; jewew, +UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad uWu at :3 souw UwU I uWu have nyo othew child; +For >w< thy escape ^.^ wouwd >_< teach ;;w;; me tywanny, +;;w;; To ^w^ hang clogs on OwO them. UwU I uWu have :33 donye, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. Let ;;w;; me speak ^.^ wike yourself, ÚwÚ and uWu way :3 a :33 sentence +>_< Which, >_< as :3 a grise ow ;;w;; step, OwO may OwO hewp these ^w^ wuvws +^.^ Into x3 youw favow. +x3 When remedies OwO awe past, x3 the griefs OwO awe >_< ended +^-^ By ^-^ seeing x3 the ^.^ wowst, which wate on hopes :33 depended. +;;w;; To mouwn :3 a ^-^ mischief :3 that >_> is x3 past ÚwÚ and >_> gonye +Is x3 the :3 nyext uWu way to dwaw x3 nyew ^-^ mischief :3 on. +>_> What ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ pwesewved when :33 Fowtunye ^-^ takes, +;;w;; Patience her ^-^ injuwy :3 a mockewy makes. +uWu The wobb'd :3 that ^-^ smiwes steals ^-^ something from x3 the ^.^ thief; +>w< He robs >_< himsewf :3 that OwO spends :3 a bootwess ÚwÚ gwief. +x3 BWABANTIO. ^w^ So wet x3 the ^w^ Tuwk of OwO Cypwus >_> us beguiwe; +We wose >w< it nyot UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as ^.^ we ^.^ can smile. +>w< He bears x3 the :33 sentence weww, :3 that >_< nyothing bears +OwO But x3 the fwee uWu comfowt which from thence ^.^ he ;;w;; heaws; +OwO But ^.^ he bears both x3 the :33 sentence ÚwÚ and x3 the sorrow +^.^ That, to x3 pay gwief, ^w^ must of poor uWu patience bowwow. +;;w;; These :33 sentences, to ^-^ sugaw ow to x3 gaww, +uWu Being >w< stwong on both :33 sides, OwO awe equivocal. +OwO But wowds OwO awe words; UwU I >_< nyevew yet uWu did hear +:33 That x3 the xDD bwuised >_< heawt UwU was pierced ^w^ thwough x3 the :3 eaw. +UwU I x3 humbwy :33 beseech UwU you, proceed to x3 the affairs of state. +x3 DUKE. uWu The ^w^ Tuwk with :3 a UwU most ^-^ mighty uWu pwepawation x3 makes fow :3 Cypwus. +:33 Othewwo, x3 the xDD fowtitude of x3 the :33 pwace >_> is best ÚwÚ knyown to uWu you; ÚwÚ and +^w^ though ^.^ we uWu have there :3 a UwU substitute of UwU most UwU awwowed ^.^ sufficiency, +yet :33 opinyion, :3 a suvweign mistwess of ^-^ effects, ^w^ thwows :3 a ^.^ mowe safer +uWu voice on OwO you. >_> You ^w^ must >_< thewefowe be :3 content to swubbew x3 the gloss +of x3 youw x3 nyew fowtunyes with ÚwÚ this ^.^ mowe ^-^ stubbown ÚwÚ and boisterous +UwU expedition. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The tyrant ^-^ custom, UwU most :3 gwave senyatows, +>_< Hath UwU made x3 the flinty ÚwÚ and steew UwU couch of >w< waw +OwO My ;;w;; thwice-dwiven x3 bed of down. UwU I UwU do agnyize +^-^ A natural ÚwÚ and prompt alacrity +UwU I find uWu in ^.^ hawdnyess ÚwÚ and UwU do undewtake +;;w;; These xDD pwesent UwU waws OwO against x3 the x3 Ottomites. +:3 Most x3 humbwy >_< thewefowe x3 bending to x3 youw state, +UwU I ^w^ cwave ;;w;; fit uWu disposition fow x3 my :3 wife, +>_> Due UwU wefewence of :33 pwace ÚwÚ and ^w^ exhibition, +With xDD such ^-^ accommodation ÚwÚ and ^.^ besowt +;;w;; As :3 wevews with her UwU bweeding. +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; If xDD you please, +^w^ Be't uWu at her fathew's. +x3 BWABANTIO. I'll nyot uWu have >w< it :3 so. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. +x3 DESDEMONyA. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot there >w< weside +;;w;; To put x3 my >w< fathew uWu in ;;w;; impatient >_< thoughts +^-^ By ^.^ being uWu in :33 his :33 eye. :3 Most >_> gwacious ;;w;; Duke, +;;w;; To x3 my ^-^ unfowding xDD wend x3 youw :33 pwospewous eaw, +xDD And wet ;;w;; me find :3 a ÚwÚ chawtew uWu in x3 youw uWu voice +;;w;; To xDD assist x3 my simpwenyess. +x3 DUKE. >_> What ^.^ wouwd UwU you, ^w^ Desdemonya? +x3 DESDEMONyA. :33 That UwU I uWu did wuv x3 the Moor to ^w^ wive with :3 him, +OwO My downwight x3 viowence ÚwÚ and x3 stowm of fowtunyes +^-^ May ÚwÚ twumpet to x3 the wowwd. OwO My heart's >_> subdued +Even to x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; quawity of x3 my OwO wowd. +UwU I saw Othello's >w< visage uWu in :33 his UwU mind, +xDD And to :33 his honyows ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu vawiant parts +Did UwU I x3 my :3 souw ÚwÚ and fowtunyes ;;w;; consecwate. +^w^ So :3 that, uWu deaw wowds, >_> if UwU I be left behind, +^-^ A x3 moth of ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO go to x3 the waw, +uWu The rites fow which UwU I wuv ^.^ him OwO awe >_> beweft uWu me, +xDD And UwU I :3 a x3 heavy intewim UwU shaww support +^-^ By :33 his uWu deaw OwO absence. Let ;;w;; me OwO go with ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Let her uWu have x3 youw ^-^ voices. +Vouch with uWu me, ^.^ heaven, UwU I >_< thewefowe ÚwÚ beg >w< it nyot +;;w;; To uWu pwease x3 the palate of x3 my uWu appetite, +x3 Nyow to :33 compwy with x3 heat- x3 the xDD young >_< affects +^w^ In ;;w;; me defunct- ÚwÚ and OwO pwopew satisfaction; +OwO But to be fwee ÚwÚ and ^.^ bounteous to her :33 mind. +xDD And heaven ;;w;; defend x3 youw ÚwÚ good souws, :3 that xDD you think +UwU I xDD wiww x3 youw sewious ÚwÚ and great business :3 scant +For ^.^ she >_> is with x3 me. :3 Nyo, when x3 wight-wing'd :3 toys +Of :3 feathew'd x3 Cupid seel with >_< wanton dullness +OwO My speculative ÚwÚ and x3 officed >_< instwuments, +:33 That x3 my OwO dispowts corrupt ÚwÚ and ^w^ taint x3 my business, +Let xDD housewives >_< make :3 a skillet of x3 my hewm, +xDD And aww x3 indign ÚwÚ and UwU base advewsities +^-^ Make >_> head OwO against x3 my ^w^ estimation! +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be >w< it >_< as xDD you UwU shaww pwivatewy >w< detewminye, +^-^ Eithew fow her xDD stay ow uWu going. uWu The ^-^ affaiw x3 cwies xDD haste, +xDD And ^w^ speed ^w^ must uWu answew't: xDD you ^w^ must >w< hence tonight. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Tonight, x3 my xDD wowd? +x3 DUKE. This OwO nyight. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +x3 DUKE. At >w< nyinye :33 i' x3 the mownying OwO hewe we'll :3 meet ;;w;; again. +:33 Othewwo, OwO weave x3 some officer behind, +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww UwU ouw OwO commission ;;w;; bwing to UwU you, +With xDD such ^.^ things >_> ewse of ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and wespect +;;w;; As xDD doth impowt OwO you. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 my >_> ancient; +^-^ A x3 man ^.^ he >_> is of honesty ÚwÚ and :33 twust. +;;w;; To :33 his :33 conveyance UwU I assign x3 my :3 wife, +With >_> what >_> ewse needful x3 youw ÚwÚ good Gwace UwU shaww think +;;w;; To be sent ÚwÚ aftew x3 me. +x3 DUKE. Let >w< it be :3 so. +^-^ Good >w< nyight to ^.^ evewyonye. :33 [To Bwabantio.] ^.^ And, x3 nyobwe signior, +;;w;; If viwtue nyo dewighted beauty lack, +uWu Youw OwO son-in-waw >_> is uWu faw ^.^ mowe >w< faiw than black. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :3 Adieu, >_< bwave uWu Moow, use Desdemona well. +x3 BWABANTIO. Wook to hew, uWu Moow, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast eyes to see; +:33 She >_> has deceived her ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and OwO may thee. +Exeunt ;;w;; Duke, >_< Senyatows, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Officews. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO My >w< wife ;;w;; upon her >_< faith! :3 Honyest >w< Iago, +OwO My Desdemona ^w^ must UwU I OwO weave to thee. +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, wet >w< thy >w< wife >_< attend on hew, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing them ÚwÚ aftew uWu in x3 the best uWu advantage. +^.^ Come, >w< Desdemonya, UwU I uWu have >_> but >w< an >_> houw +Of xDD wuv, of ^-^ wowwdwy uWu mattews ÚwÚ and ^w^ diwection, +;;w;; To spend with thee. We ^w^ must UwU obey x3 the uWu time. +Exeunt Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemonya. +>w< WODEWIGO. >_> Iago! +^-^ IAGO. >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ heawt? +>w< WODEWIGO. >_> What xDD wiww UwU I UwU do, >_> thinkest thou? +^-^ IAGO. Why, OwO go to x3 bed ÚwÚ and OwO sweep. +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I xDD wiww incontinyentwy x3 dwown :3 mysewf. +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; If xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew wuv uWu thee >w< aftew. +Why, xDD thou siwwy gentleman! +>w< WODEWIGO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 siwwinyess to ^w^ wive when to ^w^ wive >_> is torment, ÚwÚ and xDD then +uWu have ^.^ we :3 a prescription to ^-^ die when :33 death >_> is UwU ouw physician. +^-^ IAGO. x3 O viwwainyous! UwU I uWu have wooked ;;w;; upon x3 the wowwd fow fouw times +ÚwÚ seven years, ÚwÚ and xDD since UwU I couwd distinguish betwixt :3 a ^-^ benyefit ÚwÚ and +>w< an injuwy, UwU I >_< nyevew >_> found x3 man :3 that UwU knyew >w< how to wuv himself. Ere UwU I +^.^ wouwd >_> say UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 dwown mysewf fow x3 the wuv of :3 a :3 guinyea UwU hen, UwU I +^.^ wouwd change x3 my humanyity with :3 a baboon. +>w< WODEWIGO. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I ^-^ do? UwU I x3 confess >w< it >_> is x3 my ^-^ shame to be UwU so fond, +>_> but >w< it >_> is nyot uWu in x3 my viwtue to ;;w;; amend :3 it. +^-^ IAGO. :33 Viwtue? :3 a fig! 'Tis uWu in ouwsewves :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe OwO thus ow OwO thus. +Our >_< bodies OwO awe ^w^ gawdens, to x3 the which UwU ouw wills OwO awe >_< gawdenyews; UwU so +:3 that >_> if ^.^ we xDD wiww plant UwU nyettwes ow ;;w;; sow wettuce, uWu set hyssop ÚwÚ and >_< weed +x3 up ^w^ thyme, suppwy >w< it with one >_> gendew of >w< hewbs ow distwact >w< it with +UwU many, xDD eithew to uWu have >w< it sterile with idleness ow ÚwÚ manyuwed with +industwy, >w< why, x3 the powew ÚwÚ and >w< cowwigibwe ÚwÚ authowity of ÚwÚ this wies uWu in +UwU ouw ^-^ wiwws. ;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ bawance of UwU ouw ;;w;; wives xDD had nyot one scale of +reason to ^.^ poise anyothew of UwU sensuawity, x3 the :3 bwood ÚwÚ and baseness of +UwU ouw natures ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ conduct >_> us to UwU most ÚwÚ pwepostewous conclusions. +OwO But ^.^ we uWu have reason to :3 coow UwU ouw waging motions, UwU ouw xDD cawnyaw >_< stings, +UwU ouw ^.^ unbitted wusts; xDD wheweof UwU I OwO take uWu this, :3 that xDD you caww xDD wuv, to +be :3 a uWu sect ow >w< scion. +>w< WODEWIGO. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. +^-^ IAGO. ^.^ It >_> is mewewy :3 a lust of x3 the :3 bwood ÚwÚ and :3 a permission of x3 the +:33 wiww. ^.^ Come, be :3 a ;;w;; man! :33 Dwown thyself? :33 Dwown cats ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwind +^.^ puppies. UwU I uWu have ^.^ pwofessed ;;w;; me >w< thy fwiend, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 confess ;;w;; me >w< knyit to +>w< thy desewving with cabwes of ^w^ pewduwabwe toughnyess; UwU I couwd >_< nyevew +xDD bettew OwO stead uWu thee than now. >_> Put monyey uWu in >w< thy purse; ;;w;; fowwow xDD thou +x3 the x3 waws; :3 defeat >w< thy x3 favow with >w< an ÚwÚ usuwped :3 beawd. UwU I say, put +monyey uWu in >w< thy purse. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be :3 that Desdemona >_> shouwd ^-^ wong +>w< continyue her wuv to x3 the Moow- put monyey uWu in >w< thy puwse- nor ^.^ he :33 his +to her. ^.^ It UwU was :3 a :3 viowent uWu commencement, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt >_> see >w< an +answewabwe OwO sequestwation- put >_> but monyey uWu in >w< thy purse. ;;w;; These UwU Moows +OwO awe UwU changeabwe uWu in uWu theiw :33 wiwws- ^w^ fiww >w< thy >_< puwse with money. uWu The +OwO food :3 that to ^.^ him nyow >_> is >_< as uWu wuscious >_< as uWu wocusts, UwU shaww be to ^.^ him +x3 showtwy >_< as ^-^ acewb >_< as x3 the ^.^ cowoquintida. :33 She ^w^ must change fow uWu youth; +when ^.^ she >_> is sated with :33 his ;;w;; body, ^.^ she xDD wiww find x3 the ewwow of her +>w< choice. :33 She ^w^ must uWu have >_< change, ^.^ she :3 must; >_< thewefowe put monyey uWu in +>w< thy purse. ;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt >_< nyeeds damn ;;w;; thysewf, UwU do >w< it :3 a ^.^ mowe xDD dewicate +uWu way than OwO dwownying. ^-^ Make aww x3 the monyey xDD thou >_> canst. ;;w;; If >_> sanctimony +ÚwÚ and :3 a frail vow betwixt >w< an ewwing ^w^ bawbawian ÚwÚ and :3 a supewsubtwe +Venyetian be nyot ^w^ too x3 hawd fow x3 my :33 wits ÚwÚ and aww x3 the twibe of >_> heww, +xDD thou shalt ^.^ enjoy xDD hew- >_< thewefowe >_< make money. ^-^ A uWu pox of :3 dwownying +OwO thysewf! ^.^ It >_> is x3 cwean x3 out of x3 the >_> way. ;;w;; Seek xDD thou rather to be +hanged uWu in :3 compassing >w< thy joy than to be drowned ÚwÚ and OwO go ^-^ without +her. +>w< WODEWIGO. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be ÚwÚ fast to x3 my hopes, >_> if UwU I :3 depend on x3 the UwU issue? +^-^ IAGO. ^.^ Thou awt >_< suwe of me- x3 go, >_< make money. UwU I uWu have told uWu thee x3 often, +ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 weteww uWu thee again ÚwÚ and OwO again, UwU I ^-^ hate x3 the Moow. OwO My cause >_> is +uWu heawted; ^.^ thinye hath nyo less reason. Let >_> us be ^w^ conjunctive uWu in UwU ouw +xDD wevenge OwO against ^.^ him. ;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst cuckold :3 him, xDD thou dost >w< thysewf +:3 a x3 pweasuwe, ;;w;; me :3 a ;;w;; spowt. >_> Thewe OwO awe UwU many events uWu in x3 the womb of time +which xDD wiww be delivered. ÚwÚ Twavewse, x3 go, provide >w< thy money. We xDD wiww +uWu have ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this tomorrow. uWu Adieu. +>w< WODEWIGO. Whewe UwU shaww ^.^ we :3 meet :33 i' x3 the morning? +^-^ IAGO. At x3 my ÚwÚ wodging. +>w< WODEWIGO. I'll be with uWu thee :33 betimes. +^-^ IAGO. Go ^.^ to, farewell. Do xDD you heaw, ^.^ Wodewigo? +>w< WODEWIGO. >_> What >_> say you? +^-^ IAGO. No ^.^ mowe of drowning, UwU do xDD you UwU heaw? +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I ^w^ am changed; I'll OwO go ;;w;; seww aww x3 my xDD wand. ÚwÚ Exit. +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Thus UwU do UwU I OwO evew >_< make x3 my >w< foow x3 my purse; +For UwU I >_< minye UwU own x3 gain'd >_< knyowwedge >_> shouwd uWu pwofanye +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd time uWu expend with xDD such :3 a snyipe +OwO But fow x3 my spowt ÚwÚ and uWu pwofit. UwU I ^-^ hate x3 the uWu Moow, +xDD And >w< it >_> is xDD thought ^.^ abwoad :3 that 'twixt x3 my x3 sheets +>w< He >_> has donye x3 my ^w^ office. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot if't be ^-^ twue, +OwO But UwU I fow mere >_> suspicion uWu in :3 that uWu kind +Will UwU do >_< as >_> if fow suwety. >w< He ÚwÚ howds ;;w;; me weww, +uWu The xDD bettew UwU shaww x3 my OwO puwpose ^.^ wowk on ^.^ him. +uWu Cassio's :3 a OwO pwopew man. Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 nyow- +;;w;; To get :33 his pwace, ÚwÚ and to plume x3 up x3 my xDD wiww +^w^ In :3 doubwe knavery- How, >_< how?- :3 Wet's >_> see- +>w< Aftew x3 some time, to abuse Othello's ear +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ famiwiaw with :33 his x3 wife. +>w< He hath :3 a ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 smooth ^-^ dispose +;;w;; To be >_> suspected- :33 fwamed to >_< make x3 women >w< fawse. +uWu The Moor >_> is of :3 a fwee ÚwÚ and open nyatuwe, +:33 That ^w^ thinks ;;w;; men xDD honyest :3 that >_> but xDD seem to be >_> so, +xDD And xDD wiww >_< as ;;w;; tendewwy be x3 wed ^.^ by x3 the x3 nyose +;;w;; As asses x3 awe. +UwU I xDD have't. ^.^ It >_> is :33 engendew'd. Heww ÚwÚ and >w< nyight +:3 Must ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this monstwous birth to x3 the OwO wowwd's light. +ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^-^ A >w< seapowt uWu in :3 Cypwus. ^-^ An open :33 pwace nyeaw x3 the >_> quay. + +Entew Montano ÚwÚ and >w< two :33 Gentwemen. + +MONTANyO. >_> What from x3 the ÚwÚ cape ^.^ can xDD you discewn uWu at ^-^ sea? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Nyothing uWu at all. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a x3 high-wwought flood; +UwU I cannot, 'twixt x3 the heaven ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ main, +ÚwÚ Descwy :3 a ^w^ saiw. +MONTANyO. Methinks x3 the wind hath ^-^ spoke >_< awoud uWu at land; +^-^ A ^-^ fuwwew bwast ^w^ nye'ew >_> shook UwU ouw battlements. +;;w;; If >w< it hath >_> wuffian'd UwU so ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 sea, +>_> What OwO wibs of ÚwÚ oak, when ^-^ mountains :3 mewt on ÚwÚ them, +UwU Can howd x3 the >_> mowtise? >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we hear of :3 this? +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ A segregation of x3 the Turkish ;;w;; fweet. +For UwU do >_> but stand ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU foaming >w< showe, +uWu The :33 chidden ^w^ biwwow ;;w;; seems to :33 pewt x3 the cwouds; +uWu The >w< wind-shaked ^-^ suwge, with xDD high ÚwÚ and monstwous mane, +x3 Seems to ;;w;; cast UwU watew on x3 the ^.^ buwnying >_> beaw, +xDD And quench x3 the ^-^ guawds of x3 the evew-fixed pole. +UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did ^.^ wike xDD mowestation x3 view +On x3 the ^.^ enchafed :33 fwood. +MONTANyO. ;;w;; If :3 that x3 the Turkish :33 fweet +^w^ Be nyot enshewtew'd ÚwÚ and :33 embay'd, ;;w;; they OwO awe drown'd; +^.^ It >_> is xDD impossibwe to UwU beaw >w< it OwO out. + +Entew :3 a thiwd ^w^ Gentweman. + +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. News, >w< wads! Our UwU waws OwO awe ^-^ donye. +uWu The despewate UwU tempest hath UwU so bang'd x3 the Tuwks, +:33 That uWu theiw designment halts. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe ship of :33 Venyice +>_< Hath :3 seen :3 a ;;w;; gwievous wreck ÚwÚ and sufferance +On UwU most ÚwÚ pawt of uWu theiw ;;w;; fweet. +MONTANyO. ÚwÚ How? Is ÚwÚ this twue? +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu The ship >_> is OwO hewe put x3 in, +^-^ A ^w^ Vewonyesa. ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, +Wieutenyant to x3 the warlike uWu Moow, :33 Othewwo, +Is come on shore; x3 the Moor >_< himsewf uWu at :33 sea, +xDD And >_> is uWu in full OwO commission OwO hewe fow :3 Cypwus. +MONTANyO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^-^ on't; UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy :33 guvwnyow. +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But ÚwÚ this same ^-^ Cassio, ^w^ though ^.^ he speak of uWu comfowt +:3 Touching x3 the Turkish woss, yet ^.^ he :33 wooks sadwy +xDD And prays x3 the Moor be :33 safe; fow ;;w;; they :3 wewe pawted +With fouw ÚwÚ and :3 viowent ;;w;; tempest. +MONTANyO. >_> Pway heavens ^.^ he be, +For UwU I uWu have OwO sewved :3 him, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 man ;;w;; commands +Wike :3 a full OwO sowdiew. :3 Wet's to x3 the seaside, ho! +;;w;; As weww to >_> see x3 the vessel ^w^ that's come uWu in +;;w;; As to ^-^ thwow x3 out UwU ouw eyes fow >_< bwave :33 Othewwo, +Even >w< tiww ^.^ we >_< make x3 the :33 main ÚwÚ and x3 the aerial blue +^-^ An indistinct :3 wegawd. +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's UwU do >_> so, +For every minyute >_> is >w< expectancy +Of ^.^ mowe >w< awwivance. + +Entew :33 Cassio. + +>_< CASSIO. >_< Thanks, xDD you x3 the uWu vawiant of ÚwÚ this warlike isle, +:33 That UwU so approve x3 the Moor! >_< O, wet x3 the heavens +Give ^.^ him :33 defense OwO against x3 the ewements, +For UwU I uWu have wost ^.^ him on :3 a uWu dangewous :33 sea. +MONTANyO. UwU I ^.^ she weww shipp'd? +>_< CASSIO. ÚwÚ His >_< bawk >_> is stoutly timber'd, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> piwot +Of xDD vewy x3 expewt ÚwÚ and appwuvd allowance; +Therefore x3 my hopes, nyot surfeited to UwU death, +;;w;; Stand uWu in bold x3 cuwe. +^-^ A cwy :33 within, ;;w;; "A sail, :3 a sail, :3 a sail!" + +Entew :3 a :3 fouwth ^w^ Gentweman. + +>_> What ^w^ nyoise? +;;w;; FOUWTH OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu The :33 town >_> is >w< empty; on x3 the ^w^ bwow ^.^ o' x3 the sea +;;w;; Stand ;;w;; wanks of >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they ^-^ cwy, ;;w;; "A sail!" +>_< CASSIO. OwO My hopes UwU do xDD shape ^.^ him fow x3 the :33 guvwnyow. +:33 Guns heawd. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ They UwU do ;;w;; dischawge uWu theiw UwU shot of ^w^ couwtesy- +Our ^w^ fwiends uWu at weast. +>_< CASSIO. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, OwO go ^-^ fowth, +xDD And UwU give >_> us uWu twuth who UwU 'tis :3 that >_> is arrived. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I >_< shaww. ÚwÚ Exit. +MONTANyO. But, ÚwÚ good wieutenyant, >_> is x3 youw general ÚwÚ wived? +>_< CASSIO. :3 Most fowtunyatewy: ^.^ he hath >_< achieved :3 a >_< maid +:33 That paragons description ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd x3 fame, +x3 Onye :3 that :3 excews x3 the ^.^ quiwks of ^.^ bwazonying ^w^ pens, +xDD And uWu in x3 the essential ^.^ vestuwe of :3 cweation +ÚwÚ Does tire x3 the >_< ingenyew. + +^.^ We-entew second ^w^ Gentweman. + +How >_< nyow! who >_> has put in? +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis one >w< Iago, UwU ancient to x3 the genyewaw. +>_< CASSIO. >w< He >_> has xDD had UwU most favorable ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy speed: +>_> Tempests ^.^ themsewves, xDD high seas, ÚwÚ and xDD howwing winds, +uWu The ÚwÚ guttew'd UwU wocks, ÚwÚ and >w< congwegated x3 sands, +Traitors :3 ensteep'd to clog x3 the ;;w;; guiwtwess :3 keew, +;;w;; As xDD having sense of >w< beauty, UwU do x3 omit +^-^ Theiw >w< mowtaw natures, wetting OwO go >w< safewy ^.^ by +uWu The divine Desdemonya. +MONTANyO. >_> What >_> is >_< she? +>_< CASSIO. :33 She :3 that UwU I x3 spake :33 of, UwU ouw great captain's ;;w;; captain, +Left uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ conduct of x3 the bold >w< Iago, +>_< Whose footing OwO hewe UwU anticipates UwU ouw >_< thoughts +^-^ A se'nnight's ;;w;; speed. UwU Gweat Juv, Othewwo guawd, +xDD And sweww :33 his saiw with ^.^ thinye UwU own powerful :33 bweath, +:33 That ^.^ he OwO may ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ this ^w^ bay with :33 his ;;w;; taww ship, +^-^ Make love's ^w^ quick ^w^ pants uWu in x3 Desdemonya's awms, +Give :3 wenyew'd fire to UwU ouw uWu extincted ^.^ spiwits, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing aww OwO Cypwus UwU comfowt. + +Entew >w< Desdemonya, Emilia >w< Iago, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +>_< O, behowd, +uWu The ^w^ wiches of x3 the ship >_> is come on shore! +^-^ Ye ;;w;; men of Cypwus, wet her uWu have x3 youw knyees. +Haww to ÚwÚ thee, :33 wady! xDD And x3 the xDD gwace of ^.^ heaven, +Befowe, x3 behind ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and on every uWu hand, +Enwheel uWu thee x3 wound! +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, uWu vawiant :33 Cassio. +>_> What UwU tidings ^.^ can xDD you tell ;;w;; me of x3 my xDD wowd? +>_< CASSIO. >w< He >_> is nyot yet xDD awwived, nor ^.^ knyow UwU I ^.^ aught +OwO But :3 that uWu he's weww ÚwÚ and xDD wiww be x3 showtwy hewe. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, >_> but UwU I >w< feaw- How wost xDD you :3 company? +>_< CASSIO. uWu The great ;;w;; contention of x3 the sea ÚwÚ and skies +:3 Pawted UwU ouw fellowship- But, x3 hawk! :3 a ^w^ saiw. +^-^ A cwy :33 within, ;;w;; "A sail, :3 a sail!" :33 Guns heawd. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ They UwU give uWu theiw :3 gweeting to x3 the citadew; +This >_< wikewise >_> is :3 a :3 fwiend. +>_< CASSIO. xDD See fow x3 the ;;w;; nyews. +uWu Exit ^w^ Gentweman. +^-^ Good ^w^ ancient, xDD you OwO awe x3 wewcome. :33 [To Emiwia.] Welcome, ^w^ mistwess. +Let >w< it nyot ^.^ gaww x3 youw patience, ÚwÚ good >w< Iago, +:33 That UwU I :3 extend x3 my mannyews; UwU 'tis x3 my xDD bweeding +:33 That ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this bold x3 show of uWu couwtesy. xDD Kisses her. +^-^ IAGO. UwU Siw, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she UwU give xDD you UwU so much of her lips +;;w;; As of her >_> tongue ^.^ she ;;w;; oft OwO bestows on uWu me, +You'wd uWu have enyough. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ she >_> has nyo :33 speech. +^-^ IAGO. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, ^w^ too >_> much; +UwU I find >w< it still when UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ wist to OwO sweep. +OwO Mawwy, >w< befowe x3 youw >w< wadyship UwU I grant, +:33 She puts her >_> tongue :3 a xDD wittwe uWu in her >_< heawt +xDD And ^-^ chides with ÚwÚ thinking. +EMILIA. >_> You uWu have xDD wittwe cause to >_> say :3 so. +^-^ IAGO. :3 Come ;;w;; on, come :3 on. >_> You OwO awe x3 pictuwes x3 out of doows, +Bewws uWu in x3 youw parlors, ÚwÚ wiwdcats uWu in x3 youw kitchens, +Saints uWu in x3 youw >_> injuwies, xDD deviws ^.^ being ^.^ offended, +^.^ Pwayews uWu in x3 youw housewifewy, ÚwÚ and xDD housewives uWu in x3 youw :3 beds. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, fie ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, swandewew! +^-^ IAGO. Nyay, >w< it >_> is ^-^ twue, ow >_> ewse UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; Tuwk: +>_> You rise to ^.^ pway, ÚwÚ and OwO go to x3 bed to >w< wowk. +EMILIA. >_> You UwU shaww nyot >w< wwite x3 my ;;w;; pwaise. +^-^ IAGO. :3 Nyo, wet ;;w;; me not. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_> What wouldst xDD thou >w< wwite of uWu me, >_> if xDD thou shouwdst +praise me? +^-^ IAGO. x3 O ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, UwU do nyot put ;;w;; me >_> to't, +For UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyothing >_> if nyot critical. +x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Come ;;w;; on, ;;w;; assay- >_> Thewe's one >_> gonye to x3 the ^.^ hawbow? +^-^ IAGO. Ay, UwU madam. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> mewwy, >_> but UwU I UwU do beguile +uWu The ^.^ thing UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ by ÚwÚ seeming othewwise. +^.^ Come, >w< how wouldst xDD thou praise me? +^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am about :33 it, >_> but ÚwÚ indeed x3 my >w< invention +UwU Comes from x3 my OwO pate >_< as biwdwime does from fwieze; +^.^ It OwO pwucks x3 out brains ÚwÚ and all. OwO But x3 my ^.^ Muse labors, +xDD And OwO thus ^.^ she >_> is :33 dewivew'd. +;;w;; If ^.^ she be >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_< wise, OwO faiwnyess ÚwÚ and ^w^ wit, +uWu The one's fow ^.^ use, x3 the othew xDD useth :3 it. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Weww OwO pwaised! How >_> if ^.^ she be black ÚwÚ and uWu witty? +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be black, ÚwÚ and thereto uWu have :3 a ^w^ wit, +OwO She'ww find :3 a ^-^ white :3 that UwU shaww her bwacknyess ^w^ fit. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Wowse ÚwÚ and x3 wowse. +EMILIA. How >_> if >w< faiw ÚwÚ and foowish? +^-^ IAGO. :33 She >_< nyevew yet UwU was >_< foowish :3 that UwU was faiw, +For even her >w< fowwy :33 hewp'd her to >w< an ÚwÚ heiw. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; These OwO awe ;;w;; owd fond paradoxes to >_< make foows laugh :33 i' x3 the +awehouse. >_> What >w< misewabwe praise x3 hast xDD thou fow her ^w^ that's fouw ÚwÚ and foowish? -^w^ IAGO. There's UwU nyonye OwO so ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and foowish ;;w;; theweunto, -But OwO does ;;w;; fouw pranks ;;w;; which fair ÚwÚ and xDD wise ones do. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :3 O :33 heavy ignorance! Thou pwaisest OwO the wowst >_> best. But what -UwU pwaise uWu couwdst :3 thou bestow uWu on :3 a ^w^ desewving ^-^ woman :3 indeed, ^-^ onye UwU that -in OwO the authowity >_> of xDD hew merit >_> did justly >w< put uWu on OwO the vouch >_> of vewy -;;w;; mawice itself? -^w^ IAGO. She UwU that ÚwÚ was >w< evew fair ÚwÚ and never proud, -Had :33 tongue at uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was never ^w^ woud, -uWu Nyevew >_< wack'd gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet went never ^-^ gay, -uWu Fwed ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ wish ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet said, "Now I OwO may"; -She UwU that, being anger'd, xDD hew wevenge being nigh, -;;w;; Bade xDD hew :33 wwong stay ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD dispweasuwe ^w^ fwy; -She UwU that in OwO wisdom never ÚwÚ was OwO so ;;w;; fwaiw -ÚwÚ To >_> change OwO the xDD cod's head uWu fow OwO the ^-^ sawmon's OwO taiw; -She UwU that :33 couwd ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ discwose xDD hew UwU mind, -^w^ See suitows following ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook behind; -She ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< wight, ^-^ if >w< evew such ^.^ wight wewe- ->w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; what? -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ To suckle fools ÚwÚ and ^-^ chwonyicwe small OwO beew. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :3 O UwU most ^.^ wame ÚwÚ and uWu impotent >_< concwusion! Do ^.^ nyot learn >_> of ^w^ him, ->_> Emiwia, >w< though ^.^ he >w< be >w< thy >_> husband. OwO How uWu say you, :33 Cassio? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot -:3 a UwU most ^.^ pwofanye ÚwÚ and >_> wibewaw counsewow? -CASSIO. ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks home, ÚwÚ madam. You ^-^ may ^.^ wewish him ^-^ mowe in OwO the -sowdiew than in OwO the scholar. -^w^ IAGO. uWu [Aside.] ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes xDD hew uWu by OwO the ^w^ pawm; ^-^ ay, ;;w;; weww said, :3 whispew. -x3 With as wittwe :3 a ^-^ web as :3 this uWu wiww I ensnare as gweat :3 a UwU fwy as -Cassio. >w< Ay, >_> smiwe x3 upon UwU hew, do; I uWu wiww :33 gyve ÚwÚ thee in UwU thinye >_> own -courtship. You uWu say true; 'tis so, :3 indeed. >w< If such tricks as ^.^ these -OwO stwip you >_< out >_> of >_> youw wieutenyantwy, ^.^ it xDD had >_< been better you xDD had -^.^ nyot kissed >_> youw three fingers OwO so oft, ;;w;; which :3 nyow UwU again you awe -UwU most :3 apt ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the x3 siw in. Very :33 good. ^.^ Weww :3 kissed! OwO an excellent -couwtesy! 'tis so, :3 indeed. >_> Yet UwU again >_> youw fingers ^-^ to >_> youw >w< wips? -Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe cwystew-pipes uWu fow >_> youw >w< sake! ;;w;; [Twumpet OwO within.] -The Moow! I xDD knyow his OwO twumpet. -CASSIO. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ so. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Let's ^.^ meet him ÚwÚ and weceive >_> him. -CASSIO. :33 Wo, xDD whewe ^.^ he UwU comes! - -x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -OTHEWWO. :3 O my fair wawwiow! ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My dear x3 Othewwo! -OTHEWWO. ^w^ It gives me wonder gweat as my ^.^ content -ÚwÚ To UwU see you here before >_> me. :3 O my >_< souw's >_< joy! ->w< If aftew every ^w^ tempest come such calms, -May OwO the x3 winds blow ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ^.^ have xDD waken'd >_< death! -And let OwO the laboring bark climb :3 hiwws >_> of :33 seas -^-^ Owympus-high, ÚwÚ and UwU duck UwU again as low -UwU As x3 heww's ^-^ fwom uWu heaven! >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow ^-^ to x3 die, -'Twewe :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< be UwU most x3 happy; uWu fow I ;;w;; feaw -UwU My ^w^ souw ;;w;; hath xDD hew ^.^ content OwO so absowute -:33 That ^.^ nyot another comfort >_< wike ^-^ to :3 this -UwU Succeeds in uWu unknyown ^.^ fate. ->w< DESDEMONyA. The uWu heavens fowbid -But UwU that ^-^ ouw loves ÚwÚ and UwU comfowts shouwd increase, ->_< Even as ^-^ ouw >_< days ^-^ do xDD gwow! -OTHEWWO. ^.^ Amen ^-^ to UwU that, ^w^ sweet powers! -I cannyot speak enough >_> of :3 this >w< content; -^w^ It stops me xDD hewe; ^.^ it :3 is xDD too >w< much >_> of OwO joy. -And this, ÚwÚ and this, OwO the :3 gweatest discords >w< be >_< Kisses :3 hew. -:33 That e'ew ^-^ ouw hearts uWu shaww ;;w;; make! -^w^ IAGO. uWu [Aside.] :33 O, you awe ;;w;; weww tuned nyow! -But I'll xDD set ;;w;; down OwO the ^-^ pegs UwU that ^-^ make :3 this OwO music, -UwU As >w< honyest as I ÚwÚ am. -OTHEWWO. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the OwO castwe. -OwO Nyews, xDD fwiends: ^-^ ouw wars awe >_< donye, OwO the OwO Tuwks awe dwown'd. -OwO How OwO does my ^.^ owd >_> acquaintance >_> of :3 this >_> iswe? -:3 Honyey, you uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww desiwed in >w< Cypwus; -I ^.^ have ;;w;; found gweat love ÚwÚ amongst ^.^ them. :3 O my ;;w;; sweet, -I pwattwe >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and I dote -UwU In >_< minye >_> own xDD comfowts. I ;;w;; pwithee, good x3 Iago, -uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the :33 bay ÚwÚ and UwU disembawk my ÚwÚ coffews. ->_< Bwing :3 thou OwO the ^w^ mastew ^-^ to OwO the citadel; -ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a good one, ÚwÚ and his worthiness -uWu Does challenge >w< much :33 wespect. ^w^ Come, uWu Desdemonya, ->w< Once ^-^ mowe ;;w;; weww met at Cypwus. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Iago ÚwÚ and Roderigo. -^w^ IAGO. Do :3 thou ^.^ meet me ÚwÚ pwesentwy at OwO the >_< hawbow. Come hithew. >w< If :3 thou -be'st vawiant- as uWu they uWu say base x3 men being in love ^.^ have then :3 a -uWu nyobiwity in theiw natures ^-^ mowe than :3 is ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ to ^w^ them- list >_> me. -The wieutenyant tonight xDD watches uWu on OwO the couwt >_> of ^.^ guawd. First, I ->w< must tell ÚwÚ thee :33 this: ;;w;; Desdemonya :3 is :33 diwectwy in love with >_> him. -WODEWIGO. x3 With OwO him? ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ^.^ nyot >_< possibwe. -^w^ IAGO. >w< Way >w< thy fingew thus, ÚwÚ and let >w< thy ^w^ souw >w< be instructed. >_< Mawk me -with what violence ^.^ she ^.^ fiwst loved OwO the Moow, uWu but uWu fow ^.^ bwagging ÚwÚ and -x3 tewwing xDD hew fantasticaw wies. And uWu wiww ^.^ she love him still uWu fow ->w< pwating? >_> Wet ^.^ nyot >w< thy >w< discweet OwO heawt ÚwÚ think it. Her eye >w< must >w< be -;;w;; fed; ÚwÚ and what dewight uWu shaww ^.^ she ^.^ have ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on OwO the ;;w;; deviw? When -OwO the UwU bwood :3 is :3 made :33 duww with OwO the ^.^ act >_> of sport, there shouwd ^.^ be, -UwU again ^-^ to >w< infwame ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< satiety :3 a ^.^ fwesh OwO appetite, -UwU wuvwinyess in favor, ÚwÚ sympathy in yeaws, xDD mannyews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ beauties- ->w< aww ;;w;; which OwO the Moor :3 is ^-^ defective in. Nyow, uWu fow UwU want >_> of ^.^ these -required :3 convenyiences, xDD hew delicate tenderness uWu wiww find itsewf -OwO abused, begin ^-^ to heave OwO the gorge, UwU diswewish ÚwÚ and ^w^ abhow OwO the Moow; -vewy ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww uWu instwuct xDD hew in ^.^ it ÚwÚ and x3 compew xDD hew ^-^ to >w< some uWu second -x3 choice. Nyow ;;w;; siw, :3 this granted- as ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most pregnant ÚwÚ and -^.^ unfowced >_> position- ^-^ who ^-^ stands OwO so x3 eminyentwy in OwO the degree >_> of :3 this ->_> fowtunye as ;;w;; Cassio xDD does? OwO A ^.^ knyave vewy ^-^ vowubwe; nyo further -conscionyabwe than in OwO putting uWu on OwO the mere fowm >_> of civil ÚwÚ and humanye ->_> seeming, uWu fow OwO the better ^w^ compass >_> of his salt ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; hidden loose ->_< affection? ÚwÚ Why, x3 nyonye, >_> why, >_< nyonye- :3 a slipper ÚwÚ and subtle >_< knyave, :3 a -findew >_< out >_> of ^.^ occasions, UwU that >_> has OwO an eye can stamp ÚwÚ and ->w< countewfeit advantages, >w< though OwO twue ^w^ advantage never ÚwÚ pwesent -itself- :3 a uWu deviwish knave! UwU Besides, OwO the ^.^ knyave :3 is >_> handsome, young, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath >w< aww x3 those ^.^ wequisites in him UwU that ^.^ fowwy ÚwÚ and green ^w^ minds -ÚwÚ wook aftew- :3 a :3 pestiwent complete >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ woman ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found -him awweady. -WODEWIGO. I cannyot believe UwU that in UwU hew; she's :33 fuww >_> of UwU most bwest -:3 condition. -^w^ IAGO. Bwest fig's-end! The xDD winye ^.^ she dwinks :3 is :3 made >_> of ÚwÚ gwapes. >w< If -^.^ she xDD had >_< been bwest, ^.^ she would never ^.^ have loved OwO the Moor. Bwest -;;w;; pudding! >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU see xDD hew ^.^ paddwe with OwO the pawm >_> of his ^.^ hand? ->w< Didst ^.^ nyot mark ÚwÚ that? -WODEWIGO. x3 Yes, UwU that I did; uWu but UwU that ÚwÚ was uWu but courtesy. -^w^ IAGO. Wechewy, uWu by :3 this >w< hand; OwO an UwU index ÚwÚ and >_> obscuwe ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to OwO the -history >_> of wust ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw xDD thoughts. ^.^ They met OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw with theiw -lips UwU that theiw ^w^ bweaths embraced >w< togethew. Viwwainyous ^-^ thoughts, -Wodewigo! When ^.^ these ^-^ mutuawities OwO so mawshaw OwO the >_< way, ^-^ hawd at hand -comes OwO the ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and x3 main exercise, OwO the incorporate ^w^ concwusion. -^.^ Pish! But, ;;w;; siw, >w< be you ruled uWu by >_> me. I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought you ^-^ fwom -Venyice. >w< Watch you tonight; uWu fow OwO the ^.^ command, I'll xDD way't x3 upon you. -;;w;; Cassio knows you not. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 faw ^-^ fwom you. Do you find >w< some ->w< occasion ^-^ to :3 angew OwO Cassio, ;;w;; eithew uWu by ;;w;; speaking xDD too ^w^ woud, ^w^ ow -xDD tainting his discipwinye, ^w^ ow ^-^ fwom what uWu othew ^-^ couwse you please, -;;w;; which OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ favowabwy minister. -WODEWIGO. >_< Weww. -^w^ IAGO. >_> Siw, ^.^ he :3 is wash ÚwÚ and vewy ^w^ sudden in chowew, ÚwÚ and uWu hapwy ^-^ may -strike at you. Provoke ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he :3 may; uWu fow x3 even >_< out >_> of UwU that -uWu wiww I cause ^.^ these >_> of >_< Cypwus ^-^ to >w< mutiny, uWu whose quawification uWu shaww -come OwO into nyo OwO twue ÚwÚ taste UwU again uWu but uWu by OwO the displanting >_> of Cassio. -^w^ So uWu shaww you ^.^ have :3 a shorter journey ^-^ to >_> youw desires uWu by OwO the :3 means -I uWu shaww then ^.^ have ^-^ to :33 pwefew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu impediment UwU most -^-^ pwofitabwy :3 wemuvd, ^-^ without OwO the ;;w;; which there ;;w;; wewe nyo x3 expectation ->_> of ^-^ ouw prosperity. -WODEWIGO. I uWu wiww ^-^ do this, ^-^ if I can bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ any >_> oppowtunyity. -^w^ IAGO. I ;;w;; wawwant thee. UwU Meet me uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by at OwO the citadel. I >w< must -ÚwÚ fetch his xDD nyecessawies ashore. >w< Faweweww. -WODEWIGO. OwO Adieu. UwU Exit. -^w^ IAGO. :33 That ;;w;; Cassio loves UwU hew, I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww believe xDD it; -:33 That ^.^ she loves ^w^ him, 'tis :3 apt ÚwÚ and >_> of gweat credit. -The Moow, uWu howbeit UwU that I >_> enduwe him ;;w;; nyot, -^-^ Is >_> of :3 a x3 constant, woving, x3 nyobwe UwU nyatuwe, -And I dare ÚwÚ think :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv ^-^ to ;;w;; Desdemonya -OwO A UwU most dear >_> husband. Nyow, I ^-^ do love xDD hew UwU too, -:3 Nyot >_< out >_> of absowute >w< wust, >w< though peradventure -I ^.^ stand :33 accountant uWu fow as gweat :3 a uWu sin, -But pawtwy wed ^-^ to ;;w;; diet my ÚwÚ wevenge, ->_< Fow UwU that I ^-^ do :3 suspect OwO the >w< wusty Moor -;;w;; Hath weap'd OwO into my UwU seat; OwO the ^w^ thought ^w^ wheweof -^-^ Doth >_< wike :3 a poisonyous mineral OwO gnyaw my uWu inwawds, -And nyothing can ^w^ ow uWu shaww ^.^ content my ^w^ souw -;;w;; Tiww I x3 am ^-^ even'd with ^w^ him, UwU wife uWu fow wife. -Ow >_> faiwing so, ÚwÚ yet UwU that I >w< put OwO the Moor -^.^ At :33 weast OwO into :3 a jealousy OwO so >w< stwong -:33 That ^w^ judgement cannyot ^w^ cuwe. ^w^ Which xDD thing ^-^ to uWu do, ->w< If :3 this UwU poow trash >_> of >_> Venyice, xDD whom I trace ->_< Fow his uWu quick xDD hunting, ^.^ stand OwO the OwO putting OwO on, -I'll ^.^ have ^-^ ouw x3 Michaew ;;w;; Cassio uWu on OwO the ^w^ hip, -Abuse him ^-^ to OwO the Moor in OwO the :3 wank gawb -^.^ (Fow I ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; Cassio with my nightcap ÚwÚ too), -UwU Make OwO the Moor :3 thank uWu me, love uWu me, ÚwÚ and reward me ->_< Fow :33 making him egregiously OwO an ;;w;; ass -And practicing x3 upon his xDD peace ÚwÚ and >_> quiet ->_< Even ^-^ to madnyess. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; hewe, uWu but ÚwÚ yet :33 confused: -ÚwÚ Knyavewy's ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; face :3 is never uWu seen ÚwÚ tiww :3 used. UwU Exit. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A street. - -x3 Entew :3 a Herald with :3 a x3 pwocwamation; ^w^ peopwe xDD fowwowing. - -^w^ HEWAWD. ^w^ It :3 is Othello's pweasuwe, ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ vawiant general, -UwU that x3 upon ÚwÚ cewtain >_< tidings :3 nyow uWu awwived, impowting OwO the mere -x3 pewdition >_> of OwO the Turkish ^w^ fweet, every man >w< put ^-^ himsewf OwO into ->w< twiumph; >w< some ^-^ to ^w^ dance, >w< some ^-^ to ^-^ make x3 bonfiwes, OwO each man ^-^ to what -uWu spowt ÚwÚ and >_> wevews his ÚwÚ addiction weads him; uWu fow >w< besides ^.^ these -benyeficiaw UwU nyews, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ cewebwation >_> of his nuptial. ^w^ So >w< much -ÚwÚ was his ^w^ pweasuwe shouwd >w< be proclaimed. ^-^ Aww ^-^ offices awe ^.^ open, ÚwÚ and -there :3 is :33 fuww ;;w;; wibewty >_> of ;;w;; feasting ^-^ fwom :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent hour >_> of five -ÚwÚ tiww OwO the beww ^.^ have told eleven. xDD Heaven bless OwO the >_> iswe >_> of >_< Cypwus -ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe ^w^ genyewaw x3 Othewwo! OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A hall in OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, uWu Desdemonya, OwO Cassio, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -OTHEWWO. Good ;;w;; Michaew, ÚwÚ wook you ^-^ to OwO the guawd >_< tonyight. -Let's teach uWu ouwsewves UwU that >w< honyowabwe ÚwÚ stop, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to x3 outspowt discretion. -CASSIO. >_< Iago ;;w;; hath :3 diwection what ^-^ to do; -But x3 nyotwithstanding with my OwO pewsonyaw eye -uWu Wiww I ÚwÚ wook to't. -OTHEWWO. >_< Iago :3 is UwU most :33 honyest. -;;w;; Michaew, good ^-^ nyight. Tomorrow with >_> youw earliest ->_> Wet me ^.^ have OwO speech with you. ^w^ Come, my dear love, -The ^-^ puwchase made, OwO the >w< fwuits awe ^-^ to xDD ensue; -:33 That ^.^ pwofit's ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to come ^w^ 'tween me ÚwÚ and you. -Good ^-^ nyight. ->_< Exeunt UwU Othewwo, uWu Desdemonya, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -x3 Entew UwU Iago. - -CASSIO. Wewcome, >w< Iago; ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ to OwO the :3 watch. -^w^ IAGO. :3 Nyot :3 this xDD houw, ^-^ wieutenyant; 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< ten o' OwO the uWu cwock. Our -^w^ genyewaw UwU cast OwO us ;;w;; thus >_< eawwy uWu fow OwO the love >_> of his UwU Desdemonya; ^-^ who let -OwO us ^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe blame. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 made >_< wanton OwO the night -with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is uWu spowt uWu fow Jove. -CASSIO. x3 She's :3 a UwU most UwU exquisite >_< wady. -^w^ IAGO. And, I'll ;;w;; wawwant UwU hew, :33 fuww >_> of game. -CASSIO. :3 Indeed she's :3 a UwU most ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and delicate >_> cweatuwe. -^w^ IAGO. What OwO an eye ^.^ she OwO has! x3 Methinks ^.^ it x3 sounds :3 a UwU pawwey ^-^ to -^w^ pwovocation. -CASSIO. An x3 inviting eye; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks ^.^ wight uWu modest. -^w^ IAGO. And when ^.^ she ^.^ speaks, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO an :3 awawum ^-^ to love? -CASSIO. She :3 is >_< indeed OwO pewfection. -^w^ IAGO. Weww, >w< happinyess ^-^ to theiw :3 sheets! ^w^ Come, uWu wieutenyant, I ^.^ have :3 a -uWu stope >_> of winye, ÚwÚ and here ^-^ without awe :3 a >w< bwace >_> of >_< Cypwus xDD gawwants -UwU that would fain ^.^ have :3 a measuwe ^-^ to OwO the OwO heawth >_> of bwack ÚwÚ Othewwo. -CASSIO. :3 Nyot uWu tonyight, good UwU Iago. I ^.^ have vewy UwU poow ÚwÚ and OwO unhappy >w< bwains -uWu fow drinking. I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww ^w^ wish couwtesy would ^.^ invent >w< some uWu othew -UwU custom >_> of entewtainment. -^w^ IAGO. :33 O, uWu they awe ^-^ ouw x3 fwiends! But ^-^ onye ÚwÚ cup; I'll dwink uWu fow you. -CASSIO. I ^.^ have dwunk uWu but ^-^ onye ^w^ cup uWu tonyight, ÚwÚ and UwU that ÚwÚ was cwaftiwy -:33 quawified UwU too, ÚwÚ and >w< behowd what innovation ^.^ it makes here. I x3 am ->_< unfowtunyate in OwO the infirmity, ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot ^w^ task my ;;w;; weaknyess with -^-^ any more. -^w^ IAGO. >_> What, ^w^ man! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a night >_> of revels, OwO the xDD gawwants desiwe it. -CASSIO. :3 Whewe awe OwO they? -^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Hewe at OwO the uWu doow; I pray you, caww them in. -CASSIO. I'll UwU do't, uWu but ^.^ it >w< diswikes >_> me. UwU Exit. -^w^ IAGO. >w< If I can OwO fasten uWu but ^-^ onye ^w^ cup x3 upon ^w^ him, -x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath dwunk tonight uWu awweady, -He'll >w< be as :33 fuww >_> of >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and >_> offense -UwU As my x3 young x3 mistwess' >_< dog. Nyow my uWu sick OwO foow Roderigo, -x3 Whom love ;;w;; hath tuwn'd ^w^ awmost OwO the :33 wwong >_> side out, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Desdemonya ;;w;; hath tonight cawoused -Potations uWu pottwe-deep; ÚwÚ and :33 he's ^-^ to :3 watch. ->_< Thwee lads >_> of Cypwus, x3 nyobwe ;;w;; swewwing spiwits, -:33 That howd theiw ;;w;; honyows in :3 a wawy :33 distance, -The vewy >_< ewements >_> of :3 this ^.^ wawwike ÚwÚ iswe, ->_< Have I tonight fluster'd with xDD fwowing >_< cups, -And uWu they watch ^w^ too. Nyow, 'mongst :3 this flock >_> of :33 dwunkawds, -OwO Am I ^-^ to >w< put ^-^ ouw ;;w;; Cassio in >w< some >w< action -:33 That ^-^ may offend OwO the isle. But here uWu they come. ->w< If consequence ^-^ do uWu but appwuv my dweam, -UwU My ^-^ boat :3 saiws fweewy, uWu both with ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ^.^ stweam. - -;;w;; We-entew :33 Cassio; with him :3 Montanyo ÚwÚ and Gentwemen; -^.^ Sewvants following with x3 winye. - -CASSIO. ^-^ 'Fowe God, uWu they ^.^ have >w< given me :3 a ;;w;; wouse awweady. -^-^ MONTANyO. Good :33 faith, :3 a wittwe UwU onye; ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past :3 a ^.^ pint, as I x3 am :3 a -sowdiew. -^w^ IAGO. uWu Some winye, UwU ho! - -uWu [Sings.] :33 "And let me OwO the canakin >_< cwink, uWu cwink; -And let me OwO the canakin clink. -OwO A uWu sowdiew's :3 a >w< man; -:33 O, ÚwÚ man's :3 wife's uWu but :3 a UwU span; -UwU Why then let :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ dwink." - -uWu Some winye, boys! -CASSIO. ^-^ 'Fowe God, OwO an excellent UwU song. -^w^ IAGO. I ^w^ weawnyed ^.^ it in >_> Engwand, xDD whewe >_< indeed uWu they awe UwU most potent in -ÚwÚ potting. Your Danye, >_> youw >_> Gewman, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> swag-bewwied UwU Howwandew- -OwO Dwink, :3 ho!- awe nyothing ^-^ to >_> youw Engwish. -CASSIO. ^-^ Is >_> youw :3 Engwishman OwO so UwU expewt in his drinking? -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he dwinks you with UwU faciwity >_> youw ÚwÚ Danye UwU dead dwunk; ^.^ he -x3 sweats ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ uvwthwow >_> youw >_> Awmain; ^.^ he gives >_> youw UwU Howwandew :3 a ->_> vomit ewe OwO the next pottwe can >w< be filled. -CASSIO. ÚwÚ To OwO the OwO heawth >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 genyewaw! -^-^ MONTANyO. I x3 am uWu fow it, uWu wieutenyant, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ do you :33 justice. -^w^ IAGO. :3 O ^w^ sweet :33 Engwand! - -uWu [Sings.] UwU "King Stephen ÚwÚ was and-a >w< wowthy >_< peew, -His breeches uWu cost him uWu but :3 a >_< cwown; -ÚwÚ He held them :3 sixpence >w< aww xDD too ^.^ deaw, -x3 With UwU that ^.^ he xDD caww'd OwO the >_> taiwow wown. - -"He ÚwÚ was :3 a ^.^ wight >_> of UwU high renown, -And :3 thou art uWu but >_> of low degree. -^.^ 'Tis uWu pwide UwU that xDD puwws OwO the ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; down; -;;w;; Then UwU take UwU thinye :3 auwd :33 cwoak about ^.^ thee." - -uWu Some winye, UwU ho! -CASSIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :3 a ^-^ mowe UwU exquisite ^.^ song than OwO the other. -^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you >w< heaw't OwO again? -CASSIO. No, uWu fow I howd him ^-^ to >w< be unworthy >_> of his place UwU that OwO does -x3 those ;;w;; things. Weww, God's :33 abuv aww, ÚwÚ and there >w< be souws >w< must >w< be -saved, ÚwÚ and there >w< be souws >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> saved. -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ It's true, good wieutenyant. -CASSIO. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own OwO pawt- nyo >_> offense ^-^ to OwO the general, :3 nyow ^-^ any man ->_> of quality- I >w< hope ^-^ to >w< be >_> saved. -^w^ IAGO. And OwO so ^-^ do I UwU too, wieutenyant. -CASSIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, uWu by >_> youw leave, ^.^ nyot before me; OwO the wieutenyant :3 is ^-^ to ->w< be :33 saved before OwO the >_< ancient. Let's ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ^.^ this; wet's ^-^ to -^-^ ouw UwU affaiws. :3 God forgive OwO us ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ sins! Gentwemen, wet's ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to -^-^ ouw :33 businyess. Do ^.^ nyot xDD think, gentlemen, I x3 am drunk: :3 this :3 is my -^w^ ancient, :3 this :3 is my ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 is my left. I x3 am ^.^ nyot -dwunk UwU nyow; I can ^.^ stand ;;w;; weww enyough, ÚwÚ and I speak ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. -ALL. Excellent :33 weww. -CASSIO. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww then; you >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think then UwU that I x3 am -dwunk. UwU Exit. -^-^ MONTANyO. ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 pwatfowm, ^.^ mastews; xDD come, wet's xDD set OwO the :3 watch. -^w^ IAGO. You UwU see :3 this :3 fewwow UwU that :3 is gonye ^.^ befowe; -ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a sowdiew x3 fit ^-^ to ^.^ stand uWu by Caesar -And ^w^ give uWu diwection. And ^-^ do uWu but UwU see his ÚwÚ vice; -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ to his :3 viwtue :3 a ^.^ just :3 equinyox, -The ^-^ onye as wong as OwO the other. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity >_> of >_> him. -I ;;w;; feaw OwO the xDD twust ^-^ Othewwo ^-^ puts him in -uWu On >w< some uWu odd UwU time >_> of his infiwmity -uWu Wiww >_< shake :3 this :3 iswand. -^-^ MONTANyO. But :3 is ^.^ he >_< often ^.^ thus? -^w^ IAGO. ^.^ 'Tis xDD evewmowe OwO the ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to his ^-^ sweep. -He'll watch OwO the :33 howowoge :3 a double set, ->w< If dwink ^-^ wock ^.^ nyot his ^w^ cwadwe. -^-^ MONTANyO. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww -The ^w^ genyewaw ;;w;; wewe >w< put in :33 mind >_> of it. -Perhaps ^.^ he >_> sees ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ ow his good ^-^ nyatuwe -:3 Pwizes OwO the :3 viwtue UwU that >_> appeaws in ;;w;; Cassio -And looks ^.^ nyot uWu on his uWu eviws. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 twue? - -x3 Entew Roderigo. - -^w^ IAGO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ him.] OwO How nyow, Wodewigo! -I pray you, aftew OwO the ^-^ wieutenyant; ^.^ go. Exit Roderigo. -^-^ MONTANyO. And 'tis gweat ^-^ pity UwU that OwO the x3 nyobwe Moor -;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; hazawd such :3 a place as his >_> own uWu second -x3 With ^-^ onye >_> of OwO an xDD ingwaft >_> infiwmity. -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe OwO an >w< honyest >w< action ^-^ to uWu say -^w^ So ^-^ to OwO the Moor. -^w^ IAGO. :3 Nyot OwO I, uWu fow :3 this fair :3 iswand. -I ^-^ do love ;;w;; Cassio well, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ do >w< much -ÚwÚ To cure him >_> of :3 this evil- But, xDD hawk! What xDD nyoise? -OwO A x3 cwy ÚwÚ within, :33 "Hewp, :3 hewp!" - -;;w;; We-entew OwO Cassio, OwO dwiving in Roderigo. - -CASSIO. UwU 'Zounds! You wogue! You wascaw! -^-^ MONTANyO. What's OwO the matter, >_> wieutenyant? -CASSIO. OwO A ^.^ knyave teach me my ^-^ duty! But I'll beat OwO the ^.^ knyave OwO into :3 a -twiggen bottwe. -WODEWIGO. ^.^ Beat UwU me! -CASSIO. Dost :3 thou ;;w;; pwate, :33 wogue? Strikes Roderigo. -^-^ MONTANyO. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^-^ wieutenyant; I pray you, ;;w;; siw, howd >_> youw hand. -CASSIO. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ go, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow I'll xDD knyock you o'ew OwO the uWu mazzawd. -^-^ MONTANyO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< you'we dwunk. -CASSIO. x3 Dwunk? ^.^ They ^w^ fight. -^w^ IAGO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD Wodewigo.] Away, I ^w^ say; >w< go >_< out ÚwÚ and x3 cwy :3 a >w< mutiny. -Exit Roderigo. -;;w;; Nyay, good ÚwÚ wieutenyant! God's wiww, ^.^ gentwemen! -:3 Hewp, :3 ho!- x3 Wieutenyant- sir- ÚwÚ Montanyo- sir- -:3 Hewp, :33 mastews!- Here's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy watch uWu indeed! -OwO A beww x3 wings. ->w< Who's UwU that UwU that rings OwO the >_> beww?- Diabwo, UwU ho! -The ^-^ town uWu wiww >_< wise. God's wiww, uWu wieutenyant, :33 howd! -You uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ shamed forever. - -;;w;; We-entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -OTHEWWO. What :3 is OwO the matter hewe? -^-^ MONTANyO. ^-^ 'Zounds, I bleed still; I x3 am hurt ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. -^.^ Faints. -OTHEWWO. ^-^ Howd, uWu fow >_> youw wives! -^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Howd, UwU ho! x3 Wieutenyant- sir- ÚwÚ Montanyo- :3 gentwemen- ->_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot >w< aww place >_> of :33 sense ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ duty? -:33 Howd! OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ speaks ^-^ to xDD you! ^-^ Howd, >_< howd, uWu fow OwO shame! -OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, UwU ho! ^-^ fwom :3 whence :33 awiseth uWu this? -uWu Awe ^-^ we tuwn'd ^.^ Tuwks, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves ^-^ do UwU that -^w^ Which >w< heaven ;;w;; hath fowbid OwO the OwO Ottomites? ->_< Fow ÚwÚ Chwistian shame, >w< put uWu by :3 this ^.^ bawbawous x3 bwaww. -ÚwÚ He UwU that OwO stiws next ^-^ to cawve uWu fow his >_> own ;;w;; wage -uWu Howds his ^w^ souw ^-^ wight; ^.^ he >_> dies x3 upon his :33 motion. -Siwence UwU that dreadful bell; ^.^ it ^w^ fwights OwO the >_> iswe -From xDD hew pwopwiety. What :3 is OwO the matter, masters? -Honyest x3 Iago, UwU that wook'st UwU dead with :33 gwieving, -^-^ Speak: ^-^ who >_< began uWu this? uWu On >w< thy love, I chawge thee. -^w^ IAGO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. >_< Fwiends >w< aww uWu but nyow, x3 even nyow, -UwU In quarter, ÚwÚ and in >_> tewms >_< wike ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and groom -^-^ Devesting them uWu fow ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and then, uWu but :3 nyow -UwU (As ^-^ if >w< some ^w^ pwanyet xDD had :3 unwitted ÚwÚ men), -Swords out, ÚwÚ and ^-^ tiwting ^-^ onye at other's ^w^ bweast, -UwU In opposition ^w^ bwoody. I cannyot speak ->w< Any beginning ^-^ to :3 this peevish odds; -And would in >w< action ^w^ gwowious I xDD had lost -Those >w< wegs UwU that ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to :3 a part >_> of ^.^ it! -OTHEWWO. OwO How comes it, ;;w;; Michaew, you awe ;;w;; thus >w< fowgot? -CASSIO. I pray you, pawdon me; I cannyot speak. -OTHEWWO. Wowthy ^w^ Montanyo, you ;;w;; wewe UwU wont >w< be civil; -The gwavity ÚwÚ and :3 stiwwnyess >_> of >_> youw xDD youth -The x3 wowwd ;;w;; hath UwU nyoted, ÚwÚ and >_> youw name :3 is gweat -UwU In OwO mouths >_> of >_< wisest x3 censuwe. What's OwO the matter, -:33 That you :33 unwace >_> youw weputation thus, -And uWu spend >_> youw rich >_< opinyion uWu fow OwO the name -x3 Of :3 a night-brawler? >w< Give me ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to it. -^-^ MONTANyO. Wowthy UwU Othewwo, I x3 am hurt ^-^ to >_> dangew. -Your officew, x3 Iago, can infowm :3 you- -OwO Whiwe I spawe speech, ;;w;; which xDD something :3 nyow uWu offends :3 me- -x3 Of >w< aww UwU that I ^-^ do know. Nyow xDD knyow I >w< aught -By me that's ^w^ said ^w^ ow x3 donye ÚwÚ amiss :3 this night, ->_< Unwess ;;w;; sewf-chawity >w< be ^.^ sometimes :3 a ;;w;; vice, -And ^-^ to ^w^ defend uWu ouwsewves ^.^ it >w< be :3 a xDD sin -When violence assails ÚwÚ us. -OTHEWWO. Nyow, uWu by UwU heaven, -UwU My UwU bwood begins my OwO safew ;;w;; guides ^-^ to UwU wuwe, -And :3 passion, having my :33 best ^w^ judgement :3 cowwied, -^-^ Assays ^-^ to ;;w;; wead OwO the way. >w< If I UwU once uWu stiw, -Ow ^-^ do uWu but wift :3 this arm, OwO the :33 best >_> of you -:33 Shaww sink in my rebuke. >w< Give me ^-^ to xDD knyow -OwO How :3 this ;;w;; fouw >_< wout uWu began, ^-^ who xDD set ^.^ it OwO on, -And ^.^ he UwU that :3 is appwuvd in :3 this ^w^ offense, -^-^ Though ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ twinn'd with uWu me, uWu both at :3 a birth, -:33 Shaww wose >_> me. >_< What! in :3 a ^-^ town >_> of war, ->_> Yet wild, OwO the people's hearts >_< bwimfuw >_> of feaw, -ÚwÚ To manage pwivate ÚwÚ and OwO domestic ^-^ quawwew, -UwU In night, ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the couwt ÚwÚ and guawd >_> of safety! -^.^ 'Tis >w< monstwous. x3 Iago, ^-^ who OwO began't? -^-^ MONTANyO. >w< If partially affined, ^w^ ow weagued in >_> office, -Thou OwO dost x3 dewivew ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow less than truth, -Thou art nyo sowdiew. -^w^ IAGO. Touch me ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 nyeaw: -I xDD had wathew ^.^ have :3 this :33 tongue ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom my OwO mouth ->w< Than ^.^ it shouwd ^-^ do >_> offense ^-^ to x3 Michaew :33 Cassio; -xDD Yet, I >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to speak OwO the >w< twuth -:33 Shaww nyothing :33 wwong >_> him. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^.^ genyewaw. -:3 Montanyo ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf being in speech, -Thewe comes :3 a :3 fewwow cwying >_< out uWu fow help, -And ;;w;; Cassio following him with determined ;;w;; swowd, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute x3 upon >_> him. >_> Siw, :3 this ^-^ gentweman -OwO Steps in ^-^ to ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; entweats his UwU pause. -Myself OwO the cwying :3 fewwow >_> did >_< puwsue, -Lest uWu by his cwamow- as ^.^ it OwO so feww :33 out- -The ^-^ town UwU might ^-^ faww in fwight. >_< He, swift >_> of ^.^ foot, -^-^ Outwan my ^.^ puwpose; ÚwÚ and I wetuwn'd OwO the wathew ->_< Fow UwU that I heard OwO the ^w^ cwink ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_> of uWu swowds, -And ;;w;; Cassio UwU high in ^-^ oath, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ tiww tonight -I :33 nye'ew UwU might uWu say >_> befowe. When I came :33 back- ->_< Fow :3 this ÚwÚ was ^.^ bwief- I ;;w;; found them :33 cwose togethew, -^.^ At blow ÚwÚ and OwO thwust, x3 even as UwU again uWu they ;;w;; wewe -When you yourself >_> did part ^.^ them. -Mowe >_> of :3 this matter cannyot I >_< wepowt. -But x3 men awe ^w^ men; OwO the :33 best ^.^ sometimes forget. -^-^ Though ;;w;; Cassio >_> did >w< some wittwe :33 wwong ^-^ to ^w^ him, -UwU As x3 men in ;;w;; wage strike x3 those UwU that ^w^ wish them best, ->_> Yet ^w^ suwewy OwO Cassio, I >w< bewieve, >_< weceived -From him UwU that xDD fwed >w< some ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; indignyity, -^w^ Which >_< patience :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU pass. -OTHEWWO. I >w< knyow, x3 Iago, -x3 Thy xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and love doth mince :3 this matter, -:33 Making ^.^ it ^.^ wight ^-^ to Cassio. OwO Cassio, I love ^.^ thee, -But never ^-^ mowe >w< be ^w^ officew >_> of x3 minye. - -;;w;; We-entew uWu Desdemonya, ;;w;; attended. - -Look, ^-^ if my gentwe love >w< be ^.^ nyot raised up! -I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee OwO an ;;w;; exampwe. ->w< DESDEMONyA. What's OwO the matter? -OTHEWWO. x3 Aww's ;;w;; weww nyow, sweeting; come away ^-^ to bed. ->_> Siw, uWu fow >_> youw >w< huwts, ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww >w< be >_> youw suwgeon. -Lead him UwU off. Exit ^w^ Montanyo, ;;w;; attended. -x3 Iago, ÚwÚ wook with cawe about OwO the ;;w;; town, -And siwence x3 those xDD whom :3 this :3 viwe bwaww distwacted. -^w^ Come, uWu Desdemonya, 'tis OwO the sowdiews' wife. -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have theiw uWu bawmy ^-^ swumbews ;;w;; waked with ^-^ stwife. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Iago ÚwÚ and Cassio. -^w^ IAGO. >_> What, awe you huwt, >_> wieutenyant? -CASSIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ past >w< aww ÚwÚ suwgewy. -^w^ IAGO. x3 Mawwy, >w< heaven forbid! -CASSIO. Weputation, uWu weputation, reputation! :33 O, I ^.^ have lost my -reputation! I ^.^ have lost OwO the immortal part >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and what -remains :3 is OwO bestiaw. UwU My uWu weputation, x3 Iago, my reputation! -^w^ IAGO. UwU As I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest man, I ^w^ thought you xDD had >_< weceived >w< some ;;w;; bodiwy -:3 wound; there :3 is ^-^ mowe :33 sense in UwU that than in weputation. ^.^ Weputation -:3 is OwO an :33 idwe ÚwÚ and UwU most false ^w^ imposition; ^w^ oft ^w^ got ^-^ without merit ÚwÚ and -lost ^-^ without deserving. You ^.^ have lost nyo weputation at aww, -unwess you wepute yourself such :3 a :33 wosew. >_> What, ^w^ man! there awe -^-^ ways ^-^ to >_< wecuvw OwO the ^w^ genyewaw again. You awe uWu but :3 nyow UwU cast in his -x3 mood, :3 a punishment ^-^ mowe in powicy than in >w< mawice; x3 even OwO so as ^-^ onye -would beat his offensewess ^.^ dog ^-^ to affright OwO an imperious wion. UwU Sue -^-^ to him uWu again, ÚwÚ and :33 he's ^w^ youws. -CASSIO. I uWu wiww wathew >w< sue ^-^ to >w< be despised than ^-^ to x3 deceive OwO so good :3 a -:33 commandew with OwO so OwO swight, OwO so drunken, ÚwÚ and OwO so ;;w;; indiscweet OwO an -uWu officew. x3 Dwunk? ÚwÚ and speak ÚwÚ pawwot? ÚwÚ and squabble? :33 swaggew? OwO sweaw? -ÚwÚ and :3 discouwse UwU fustian with >_> onye's >_> own shadow? :3 O :3 thou :33 invisibwe -spirit >_> of winye, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast nyo name ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown >_> by, let OwO us caww -ÚwÚ thee deviw! -^w^ IAGO. What ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that you ^-^ fowwowed with >_> youw swowd? -What xDD had ^.^ he x3 donye ^-^ to you? -CASSIO. I xDD knyow not. -^w^ IAGO. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? -CASSIO. I wemembew :3 a mass >_> of OwO things, uWu but nyothing ;;w;; distinctwy; :3 a -^-^ quawwew, uWu but nyothing UwU whewefowe. :3 O God, UwU that x3 men shouwd >w< put OwO an -enemy in theiw OwO mouths ^-^ to >_< steaw away theiw brains! UwU that ^-^ we x3 shouwd, -with joy, pweasance, xDD wevew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appwause, ^-^ twansfowm uWu ouwsewves -OwO into ^.^ beasts! -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, uWu but you awe :3 nyow ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. OwO How came you ;;w;; thus -OwO wecuvwed? -CASSIO. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ pweased OwO the ^w^ deviw xDD dwunkennyess ^-^ to ^w^ give place ^-^ to OwO the -^w^ deviw wrath: ^-^ onye ^.^ unpewfectnyess >w< shows me another, ^-^ to ^-^ make me -OwO fwankwy :3 despise ^-^ mysewf. -^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Come, you awe xDD too ;;w;; sevewe :3 a uWu mowawew. UwU As OwO the UwU time, OwO the place, -ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of :3 this ;;w;; countwy :3 stands, I :33 couwd >_> heawtiwy ^w^ wish -:3 this xDD had ^.^ nyot befallen; uWu but >_< since ^.^ it :3 is as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, OwO mend ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw ->_> own :33 good. -CASSIO. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ ask him uWu fow my place ÚwÚ again; ^.^ he uWu shaww tell me I x3 am :3 a -xDD dwunkawd! Had I as many OwO mouths as x3 Hydwa, such OwO an ÚwÚ answew would -xDD stop them all. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 nyow :3 a sensible man, uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ pwesentwy :3 a beast! :3 O stwange! uWu Evewy inordinate ^w^ cup :3 is xDD unbwest, -ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ingwedient :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw. -^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, good xDD winye :3 is :3 a good ÚwÚ famiwiaw creature, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be -;;w;; weww :3 used. Excwaim nyo ^-^ mowe x3 against it. And, good uWu wieutenyant, I -ÚwÚ think you ÚwÚ think I love you. -CASSIO. I ^.^ have ;;w;; weww appwuvd it, sir. I >w< dwunk! -^w^ IAGO. You ^w^ ow ^-^ any man :3 wiving ^-^ may >w< be dwunk at >w< some UwU time, xDD man. I'll -tell you what you uWu shaww do. Our ^.^ genyewaw's UwU wife :3 is :3 nyow OwO the -^.^ genyewaw. I ^-^ may uWu say OwO so in :3 this :33 wespect, uWu fow UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO devoted -ÚwÚ and >w< given OwO up ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to OwO the contemplation, ^-^ mawk, ÚwÚ and :3 denyotement ->_> of xDD hew pawts ÚwÚ and gwaces. :3 Confess yourself ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to UwU hew; ->_< impowtunye xDD hew ^w^ hewp ^-^ to >w< put you in >_> youw place again. She :3 is >_> of OwO so -^.^ fwee, OwO so kind, OwO so >_< apt, OwO so bwessed :3 a >_> disposition, ^.^ she howds ^.^ it :3 a -OwO vice in xDD hew xDD goodnyess ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mowe than ^.^ she :3 is wequested. :3 This -^w^ bwoken >_< joint :3 between you ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD husband entweat xDD hew ^-^ to spwintew; -:3 and, my :3 fowtunyes x3 against ^-^ any uWu way wowth UwU nyaming, :3 this >_< cwack >_> of >_> youw -love uWu shaww gwow stronger than ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. -CASSIO. You :33 advise me :33 weww. -^w^ IAGO. I protest, in OwO the sincewity >_> of love ÚwÚ and >w< honyest kindness. -CASSIO. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 fweewy; ÚwÚ and uWu betimes in OwO the xDD mownying I uWu wiww uWu beseech -OwO the ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; Desdemonya ^-^ to >_< undewtake uWu fow >_> me. I x3 am desperate >_> of my -:3 fowtunyes ^-^ if uWu they >_< check me here. -^w^ IAGO. You awe in OwO the >_> wight. Good night, uWu wieutenyant, I >w< must ^-^ to OwO the -:3 watch. -CASSIO. Good night, >w< honyest UwU Iago. UwU Exit. -^w^ IAGO. And ^w^ what's ^.^ he then UwU that :33 says I xDD pway OwO the >w< viwwain? -When :3 this >_> advice :3 is free I ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ^w^ honyest, -UwU Pwobaw ^-^ to ^-^ thinking, ÚwÚ and >_< indeed OwO the ^-^ couwse -ÚwÚ To ^.^ win OwO the Moor OwO again? >_< Fow 'tis UwU most :33 easy -The incwinying ;;w;; Desdemonya ^-^ to ^.^ subdue -UwU In ^-^ any >w< honyest ;;w;; suit. x3 She's framed as :3 fwuitfuw -UwU As OwO the free UwU ewements. And then uWu fow xDD hew -ÚwÚ To ^.^ win OwO the Moow, >w< wewe't ^-^ to ^-^ wenyounce his baptism, -^-^ Aww :33 seaws ÚwÚ and ^w^ symbows >_> of x3 wedeemed uWu sin, -His ^w^ souw :3 is OwO so ^.^ enfettew'd ^-^ to xDD hew love, -:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may >_> make, >w< unmake, ^-^ do what ^.^ she wist, ->_< Even as xDD hew :3 appetite uWu shaww xDD pway OwO the god -x3 With his uWu weak >_> function. OwO How x3 am I then :3 a villain -ÚwÚ To counsew ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ to :3 this parallel ^.^ couwse, -Directly ^-^ to his :3 good? ^w^ Divinyity >_> of heww! -When devils uWu wiww OwO the blackest x3 sins >w< put OwO on, -^.^ They ^-^ do suggest at ^.^ fiwst with ^w^ heavenwy shows, -UwU As I ^-^ do OwO nyow. >_< Fow whiwes :3 this >w< honyest OwO foow ->_< Pwies ;;w;; Desdemonya ^-^ to wepaiw his OwO fowtunye, -And ^.^ she uWu fow him :33 pweads stwongwy ^-^ to OwO the Moow, -I'll pouw :3 this pestilence OwO into his eaw, -:33 That ^.^ she repeals him uWu fow xDD hew body's :33 wust; -And uWu by how >w< much ^.^ she ^.^ stwives ^-^ to ^-^ do him uWu good, -She uWu shaww ;;w;; undo xDD hew ÚwÚ cwedit with OwO the Moor. -^w^ So uWu wiww I xDD tuwn xDD hew :3 viwtue OwO into >_> pitch, -And >_< out >_> of xDD hew >_> own xDD goodnyess ^-^ make OwO the nyet -:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ enmesh them all. - -x3 Entew Roderigo. - -OwO How nyow, Wodewigo! -WODEWIGO. I ^-^ do follow here in OwO the x3 chase, ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a OwO hound UwU that -xDD hunts, uWu but ^-^ onye UwU that uWu fiwws OwO up OwO the cry. UwU My money :3 is ^w^ awmost >_< spent; I -^.^ have >_< been tonight UwU exceedingwy ;;w;; weww cudgewed; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think OwO the -xDD issue uWu wiww ^.^ be, I uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO so >w< much experience uWu fow my :33 pains; ÚwÚ and -so, with nyo money at >w< aww ÚwÚ and :3 a wittwe ^-^ mowe wit, xDD wetuwn UwU again ^-^ to -Venyice. -^w^ IAGO. OwO How UwU poow awe uWu they UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_> patience! -What x3 wound >_> did >w< evew ^w^ heaw uWu but uWu by ;;w;; degwees? -Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ we wowk uWu by ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu by ^w^ witchcwaft, -And ÚwÚ wit depends uWu on :3 diwatowy xDD time. -ÚwÚ Does't ^.^ nyot >w< go uWu weww? ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; hath >_> beaten ^.^ thee, -And :3 thou uWu by UwU that small hurt x3 hast cashier'd Cassio. -^-^ Though uWu othew >w< things gwow fair x3 against OwO the >_> sun, ->_> Yet >w< fwuits UwU that >w< bwossom ^.^ fiwst uWu wiww ^.^ fiwst >w< be wipe. -Content thyself >_> awhiwe. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, 'tis mownying; -Pweasuwe ÚwÚ and >w< action ^-^ make OwO the ^w^ houws ÚwÚ seem short. -UwU Wetiwe thee; >w< go xDD whewe :3 thou art biwweted. -Away, I >w< say. Thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow ^-^ mowe hereafter. -;;w;; Nyay, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. xDD [Exit xDD Wodewigo.] >w< Two >w< things awe ^-^ to >w< be donye: -UwU My UwU wife >w< must move uWu fow ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ to xDD hew mistress- -I'll xDD set xDD hew OwO on; -Myself OwO the >_< whiwe ^-^ to dwaw OwO the Moor apawt, -And bwing him jump when ^.^ he ^-^ may ;;w;; Cassio find -xDD Sowiciting his wife. >w< Ay, that's OwO the OwO way; -ÚwÚ Duww ^.^ nyot :33 device uWu by cowdnyess ÚwÚ and delay. UwU Exit. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Before OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and >w< some Musicians. - -CASSIO. >w< Mastews, xDD pway ;;w;; hewe, I uWu wiww ^.^ content >_> youw :33 pains; OwO Something -that's x3 bwief; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ "Good ^.^ mowwow, general." -Music. - -x3 Entew Cwown. - -CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, masters, ^.^ have >_> youw xDD instwuments >_< been in xDD Nyapwes, UwU that -uWu they speak >w< i' OwO the nyose ^.^ thus? -OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. ^-^ How, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ how? -CLOWN. uWu Awe :33 these, I pray you, ^.^ wind instwuments? -OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, awe uWu they, sir. -CLOWN. :33 O, ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a tail. -OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. Wheweby OwO hangs :3 a :3 tawe, sir? -CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu by many :3 a ^.^ wind ^.^ instwument UwU that I know. But, -masters, >w< hewe's money uWu fow OwO you; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO so wikes >_> youw -OwO music, UwU that ^.^ he desires you, uWu fow ^-^ wuv's UwU sake, ^-^ to ^-^ make nyo ^-^ mowe -^w^ nyoise with it. -OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. Weww, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we uWu wiww not. -CLOWN. >w< If you ^.^ have ^-^ any music UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be heard, to't ÚwÚ again; -;;w;; but, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to hear music OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO does ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy -cawe. -OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. We ^.^ have UwU nyonye :33 such, sir. -CLOWN. ;;w;; Then >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ pipes in >_> youw uWu bag, uWu fow I'll >_> away. -Go, vanyish OwO into :3 aiw, >w< away! >_< Exeunt Musicians. -CASSIO. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, my >w< honyest fwiend? -CLOWN. No, I hear ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< honyest :3 fwiend; I hear you. -CASSIO. Prithee, ^-^ keep OwO up >w< thy >_< quiwwets. There's :3 a UwU poow piece >_> of gold -uWu fow thee. >w< If OwO the ;;w;; gentwewoman UwU that attends OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's UwU wife >w< be -:33 stiwwing, tell xDD hew :33 thewe's ^-^ onye ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; entweats xDD hew :3 a wittwe favor ->_> of xDD speech. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do uWu this? -CLOWN. She :3 is :33 stiwwing, sir. >w< If ^.^ she uWu wiww :33 stiw hithew, I uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem -^-^ to notify x3 unto :3 hew. -CASSIO. uWu Do, good my >w< fwiend. Exit Cwown. - -x3 Entew UwU Iago. - -UwU In x3 happy UwU time, UwU Iago. -^w^ IAGO. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been OwO abed, ^.^ then? -CASSIO. ÚwÚ Why, no; OwO the :3 day xDD had x3 bwoke -Before ^-^ we pawted. I ^.^ have :3 made bold, x3 Iago, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ send in ^-^ to >_> youw wife. UwU My suit ^-^ to xDD hew -^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww ^-^ to ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; Desdemonya -:33 Pwocuwe me >w< some ;;w;; access. -^w^ IAGO. I'll ^-^ send xDD hew ^-^ to you ;;w;; pwesentwy; -And I'll devise :3 a UwU mean ^-^ to dwaw OwO the Moor -Out >_> of OwO the >_< way, UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; convewse ÚwÚ and ^-^ businyess -May >w< be ^-^ mowe xDD fwee. -CASSIO. I humbly :3 thank you for't. xDD [Exit >_> Iago.] I never knew -OwO A OwO Fwowentinye ^-^ mowe >w< kind ÚwÚ and :33 honyest. - -x3 Entew xDD Emiwia. - -:3 EMIWIA. Good ^.^ mowwow, good wieutenyant. I x3 am >_< sowwy ->_< Fow >_> youw displeasure, uWu but >w< aww uWu wiww ^w^ suwe >w< be :33 weww. -The ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ and his UwU wife awe >_> tawking >_> of it, -And ^.^ she ^-^ speaks uWu fow you stoutwy. The Moor x3 wepwies -:33 That ^.^ he you hurt :3 is >_> of gweat ÚwÚ fame in >_< Cypwus -And gweat affinyity ÚwÚ and UwU that in >_> whowesome OwO wisdom -ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ nyot uWu but ^w^ wefuse OwO you; uWu but ^.^ he UwU pwotests ^.^ he loves you -And ^.^ nyeeds nyo uWu othew OwO suitow uWu but his ^w^ wikings -ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the >w< safest >w< occasion uWu by OwO the xDD fwont -ÚwÚ To bwing you in again. -CASSIO. xDD Yet, I uWu beseech you, ->w< If you ÚwÚ think ^.^ fit, ^w^ ow UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be >_< donye, ->w< Give me ^w^ advantage >_> of >w< some bwief :3 discouwse -x3 With ;;w;; Desdemonya awonye. -:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Pway you, come in. -I uWu wiww bestow you xDD whewe you uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU time -ÚwÚ To speak >_> youw uWu bosom fweewy. -CASSIO. I x3 am >w< much bound ^-^ to you. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Gentwemen. - -OTHEWWO. ^.^ These letters >_> give, x3 Iago, ^-^ to OwO the piwot, -And uWu by him ^-^ do my ;;w;; duties ^-^ to OwO the Senate. -:33 That >_< donye, I uWu wiww >w< be walking uWu on OwO the OwO wowks; -Repair there ^-^ to >_> me. -^w^ IAGO. Weww, my good lord, I'll :3 do't. -OTHEWWO. :3 This uWu fowtification, gentlemen, uWu shaww ^-^ we see't? -UwU GENTWEMEN. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The garden >_> of OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, OwO Cassio, ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. - ->w< DESDEMONyA. Be :3 thou assured, good OwO Cassio, I uWu wiww ^-^ do -^-^ Aww my ÚwÚ abiwities in >w< thy ^w^ behawf. -:3 EMIWIA. Good UwU madam, do. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves my xDD husband -UwU As ^-^ if OwO the cause ;;w;; wewe ^-^ his. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, that's OwO an >w< honyest fewwow. Do ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, OwO Cassio, -But I uWu wiww ^.^ have my lord ÚwÚ and you UwU again -UwU As fwiendwy as you :3 wewe. -CASSIO. OwO Bounteous UwU madam, -Whatevew uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, ->w< He's never ^w^ anything uWu but >_> youw OwO twue sewvant. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I :3 knyow't: I :3 thank you. You ^-^ do love my uWu wowd: -You ^.^ have OwO knyown him xDD wong; ÚwÚ and >w< be you ;;w;; weww >_> assuwed -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww in stwangenyess ^.^ stand nyo farther x3 off ->w< Than in :3 a ^.^ powitic ^w^ distance. -CASSIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, >w< wady, -:33 That powicy ^-^ may ;;w;; eithew last OwO so long, -Ow :33 feed x3 upon such nice ÚwÚ and waterish ;;w;; diet, -Ow breed itsewf OwO so >_< out >_> of circumstances, -:33 That I being ÚwÚ absent ÚwÚ and my place supplied, -UwU My ^w^ genyewaw uWu wiww ^-^ fowget my love ÚwÚ and uWu sewvice. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt ;;w;; that. Before Emiwia here -I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; wawwant >_> of >w< thy place, assuwe ^.^ thee, ->w< If I ^-^ do x3 vow :3 a ^.^ fwiendship, I'll OwO pewfowm ^.^ it -ÚwÚ To OwO the last OwO awticwe. UwU My lord uWu shaww never west; -I'll watch him ^w^ tame ÚwÚ and talk him >_< out >_> of patience; -His bed uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem :3 a school, his board :3 a shwift; -I'll intermingle OwO evewything ^.^ he OwO does -x3 With Cassio's ;;w;; suit. OwO Thewefowe >w< be uWu mewwy, OwO Cassio, ->_< Fow >w< thy >w< sowicitow uWu shaww wathew die ->w< Than ^w^ give >w< thy cause >_> away. - -x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and x3 Iago, at :3 a ^w^ distance. - -:3 EMIWIA. ^w^ Madam, here comes my :33 wowd. -CASSIO. ^w^ Madam, I'll UwU take my weave. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Nyay, stay ÚwÚ and hear me speak. -CASSIO. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. I x3 am vewy i-iww at ease, -x3 Unfit uWu fow >_< minye >_> own puwposes. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Weww, ^-^ do >_> youw discretion. Exit Cassio. -^w^ IAGO. Ha! I >_< wike ^.^ nyot ;;w;; that. -OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou ^w^ say? -^w^ IAGO. UwU Nyothing, my ^w^ wowd; ^w^ ow xDD if- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. -OTHEWWO. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that ;;w;; Cassio x3 pawted ^-^ fwom my x3 wife? -^w^ IAGO. OwO Cassio, my wowd! No, ;;w;; suwe, I cannyot ÚwÚ think it, -:33 That ^.^ he would >_< steaw away OwO so >_< guiwty-wike, ->_< Seeing you >w< coming. -OTHEWWO. I ^-^ do believe 'twas ^w^ he. ->w< DESDEMONyA. OwO How nyow, my wowd! -I ^.^ have >_< been >_> tawking with :3 a OwO suitow ;;w;; hewe, -OwO A man UwU that :3 wanguishes in >_> youw displeasure. -OTHEWWO. OwO Who :3 is't you ÚwÚ mean? ->w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, >_> youw uWu wieutenyant, Cassio. Good my lord, ->w< If I ^.^ have ^-^ any OwO gwace ^w^ ow power ^-^ to move you, -His ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ weconciwiation x3 take; ->_< Fow ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye UwU that ^.^ twuwy loves you, -:33 That ewws in xDD ignyowance ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot in ^.^ cunnying, -I ^.^ have nyo ^w^ judgement in OwO an >w< honyest face. -I ;;w;; pwithee, caww him ^-^ back. -OTHEWWO. x3 Went ^.^ he x3 hence ^w^ nyow? ->w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Ay, :33 sooth; OwO so x3 humbwed -:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft part >_> of his >w< gwief with me -ÚwÚ To suffer with >_> him. Good love, caww him ^-^ back. -OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot nyow, ^w^ sweet UwU Desdemonya; >w< some uWu othew xDD time. ->w< DESDEMONyA. But x3 shaww't >w< be :33 showtwy? -OTHEWWO. The xDD soonyew, ;;w;; sweet, uWu fow you. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Shaww't >w< be tonight at uWu suppew? -OTHEWWO. No, ^.^ nyot >_< tonyight. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Tomorrow ;;w;; dinnyew ^.^ then? -OTHEWWO. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu dinye at >_< home; -I ^.^ meet OwO the ^.^ captains at OwO the citadel. ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Why then tomorrow night, ^w^ ow >w< Tuesday mown, -uWu On >w< Tuesday ^w^ nyoon, ^w^ ow night, uWu on Wednyesday mown. -I ;;w;; pwithee, name OwO the UwU time, uWu but let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot -UwU Exceed three ^.^ days. UwU In :33 faith, :33 he's penyitent; -And ÚwÚ yet his trespass, in ^-^ ouw ^w^ common reason- -ÚwÚ Save UwU that, uWu they ÚwÚ say, OwO the wars >w< must ^-^ make example -Out >_> of theiw uWu best- :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ awmost :3 a fauwt -ÚwÚ To >_< incuw :3 a pwivate ^-^ check. When uWu shaww ^.^ he ^.^ come? ->_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ Othewwo. I wonder in my >_> souw, -What you would ÚwÚ ask uWu me, UwU that I shouwd deny, -Ow ^.^ stand OwO so >_> mammewing x3 on. ^-^ What? x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, -:33 That came ^w^ awooing with you, ÚwÚ and OwO so many :3 a UwU time -When I ^.^ have xDD spoke >_> of you uWu dispwaisingwy -;;w;; Hath ta'en >_> youw OwO pawt- ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO so >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do -ÚwÚ To bwing him in! OwO Twust uWu me, I :33 couwd ^-^ do xDD much- -OTHEWWO. Prithee, nyo more. >_> Wet him come when ^.^ he wiww; -I uWu wiww deny ÚwÚ thee nothing. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a boon; -^.^ 'Tis as I shouwd entweat you wear >_> youw gwuvs, -Ow :33 feed uWu on nyouwishing UwU dishes, ^w^ ow ^-^ keep you ^-^ wawm, -Ow >w< sue ^-^ to you ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a xDD pecuwiaw >w< pwofit -ÚwÚ To >_> youw >_> own ^.^ pewson. ;;w;; Nyay, when I ^.^ have :3 a suit -OwO Whewein I UwU mean ^-^ to ^.^ touch >_> youw love :3 indeed, -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ poise ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ difficuwt ^-^ weight, -And xDD feawfuw ^-^ to >w< be gwanted. -OTHEWWO. I uWu wiww deny ÚwÚ thee nothing, -Whereon, I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^.^ thee, gwant me this, -ÚwÚ To xDD weave me uWu but :3 a wittwe ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :33 Shaww I deny you? >_< Nyo. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. -OTHEWWO. Faweweww, my UwU Desdemonya; I'll come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. ->w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Emiwia, come. Be as >_> youw UwU fancies teach OwO you; -uWu Whate'ew you ^.^ be, I x3 am OwO obedient. ->_< Exeunt ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. -OTHEWWO. Excellent ^w^ wwetch! xDD Pewdition catch my >_> souw, -But I ^-^ do love thee! ÚwÚ and when I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, -^.^ Chaos :3 is come again. -^w^ IAGO. UwU My x3 nyobwe wowd- -OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ say, ^-^ Iago? -^w^ IAGO. OwO Did x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, when you woo'd my >w< wady, -xDD Knyow >_> of >_> youw love? -OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ He :33 did, ^-^ fwom ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to :33 wast. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou uWu ask? -^w^ IAGO. But uWu fow :3 a satisfaction >_> of my thought; -:3 Nyo further hawm. -OTHEWWO. UwU Why >_> of >w< thy thought, ^-^ Iago? -^w^ IAGO. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ he xDD had >_< been acquainted with :3 hew. -OTHEWWO. :33 O, yes, ÚwÚ and went :3 between OwO us vewy >w< oft. -^w^ IAGO. uWu Indeed! -OTHEWWO. :33 Indeed? ^-^ ay, :3 indeed. :3 Discewn'st :3 thou >w< aught in ÚwÚ that? -^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot uWu honyest? -^w^ IAGO. Honest, my UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. Honyest? >w< Ay, :33 honyest. -^w^ IAGO. UwU My lord, uWu fow >w< aught I know. -OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou think? -^w^ IAGO. >w< Think, my UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. >w< Think, my UwU wowd? By UwU heaven, ^.^ he ÚwÚ echoes uWu me, -UwU As ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe >w< some monster in his ^w^ thought -:3 Too hideous ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ shown. Thou OwO dost UwU mean >_< something. -I heard ÚwÚ thee uWu say x3 even nyow, :3 thou uWu wike'st ^.^ nyot UwU that, -When ;;w;; Cassio weft my wife. What didst ^.^ nyot >_< wike? -And when I told ÚwÚ thee ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> of my counsew -UwU In my xDD whowe ^-^ couwse >_> of wooing, :3 thou xDD cwiedst, OwO "Indeed!" -And didst :33 contwact ÚwÚ and >_> puwse >w< thy uWu bwow togethew, -UwU As ^-^ if :3 thou then xDD hadst OwO shut OwO up in >w< thy bwain -uWu Some horrible :3 conceit. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost love uWu me, -Show me >w< thy OwO thought. -^w^ IAGO. UwU My lord, you xDD knyow I love you. -OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou ÚwÚ dost; -And uWu fow I xDD knyow thou'rt :33 fuww >_> of love ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty -And ;;w;; weigh'st >w< thy uWu wowds before :3 thou >w< givest them breath, -OwO Thewefowe ^.^ these stops >_> of UwU thinye OwO fwight me OwO the ^-^ mowe; ->_< Fow such >w< things in :3 a false >w< diswoyaw ^.^ knyave -uWu Awe tricks >_> of >_> custom; uWu but in :3 a man that's ^.^ just -They'we :33 cwose diwations, >_< wowking ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD heawt, -:33 That passion cannyot ÚwÚ wuwe. -^w^ IAGO. >_< Fow x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, -I dare >w< be sworn I ÚwÚ think UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :33 honyest. -OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ think OwO so ^w^ too. -^w^ IAGO. Men shouwd >w< be what uWu they ^-^ seem; -Ow x3 those UwU that >w< be ;;w;; nyot, would uWu they UwU might ÚwÚ seem nyonye! -OTHEWWO. OwO Cewtain, x3 men shouwd >w< be what uWu they ;;w;; seem. -^w^ IAGO. UwU Why then I ÚwÚ think Cassio's OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. -OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ yet :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe in ÚwÚ this. -I ;;w;; pwithee, speak ^-^ to me as ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ thinkings, -UwU As :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ wuminyate, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give >w< thy wowst >_> of >_> thoughts -The wowst >_> of wowds. -^w^ IAGO. Good my lord, pawdon me; -^-^ Though I x3 am bound ^-^ to every ^.^ act >_> of duty, -I x3 am ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to UwU that >w< aww slaves awe free x3 to. -ÚwÚ Uttew my thoughts? ÚwÚ Why, uWu say uWu they awe :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse; -UwU As ^w^ whewe's UwU that :33 pawace whereinto ;;w;; fouw >w< things ->_< Sometimes intwude not? OwO Who >_> has :3 a uWu bweast OwO so >_< puwe, -But >w< some uWu uncweanwy apprehensions -Keep weets ÚwÚ and >_> waw-days, ÚwÚ and in OwO session ^-^ sit -x3 With :33 meditations wawfuw? -OTHEWWO. Thou OwO dost :33 conspiwe x3 against >w< thy OwO fwiend, x3 Iago, ->w< If :3 thou uWu but think'st him wrong'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ makest his ear -OwO A ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to >w< thy xDD thoughts. -^w^ IAGO. I ^-^ do uWu beseech :3 you- -^-^ Though I UwU pewchance x3 am OwO vicious in my uWu guess, -As, I uWu confess, ^.^ it :3 is my nature's pwague -ÚwÚ To UwU spy OwO into uWu abuses, ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft my jealousy ->w< Shapes faults UwU that awe nyot- UwU that >_> youw OwO wisdom >_> yet, -From ^-^ onye UwU that OwO so x3 impewfectwy conceits, -Wouwd UwU take nyo ^.^ nyotice, :3 nyow build yourself :3 a twoubwe -Out >_> of his scattering ÚwÚ and unsuwe :33 obsewvance. -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw >_> quiet :3 nyow >_> youw uWu good, -Nyow uWu fow my manhood, ;;w;; honyesty, ^w^ ow ;;w;; wisdom, -ÚwÚ To let you xDD knyow my xDD thoughts. -OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ mean? -^w^ IAGO. Good name in man ÚwÚ and woman, dear my lord, -^-^ Is OwO the immediate >_> jewew >_> of theiw UwU souws. -OwO Who xDD steaws my >_> puwse xDD steaws trash; 'tis ^w^ something, OwO nyothing; -ÚwÚ 'Twas ÚwÚ minye, 'tis his, ÚwÚ and >_> has >_< been ^w^ swave ^-^ to thousands; -But ^.^ he UwU that :33 fiwches ^-^ fwom me my good name -Robs me >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot ^-^ enwiches him -And makes me UwU poow :3 indeed. -OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, I'll xDD knyow >w< thy xDD thoughts. -^w^ IAGO. You :33 cannyot, ^-^ if my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe in >_> youw >w< hand; -Nyow uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, UwU whiwst 'tis in my ^w^ custody. -OTHEWWO. Ha! -^w^ IAGO. :33 O, beware, my lord, >_> of jealousy! -^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU gween-eyed ;;w;; monstew, ;;w;; which doth xDD mock -The meat ^.^ it feeds x3 on. :33 That uWu cuckowd ;;w;; wives in bliss -Who, ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of his >w< fate, loves ^.^ nyot his UwU wwongew; -But :33 O, what damned minutes uWu tewws ^.^ he o'ew -OwO Who dotes, ÚwÚ yet doubts, OwO suspects, ÚwÚ yet stwongwy loves! -OTHEWWO. :3 O xDD misewy! -^w^ IAGO. OwO Poow ÚwÚ and ^.^ content :3 is rich, ÚwÚ and rich enyough; -But riches :3 finyewess :3 is as UwU poow as winter -ÚwÚ To him UwU that >w< evew ^-^ feaws ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be :33 poow. -Good UwU heaven, OwO the souws >_> of >w< aww my ÚwÚ twibe ^w^ defend -From jealousy! -OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, x3 why :3 is uWu this? -uWu Think'st :3 thou uWu I'wd ^-^ make :3 a life >_> of jealousy, -ÚwÚ To follow still OwO the x3 changes >_> of OwO the ^-^ moon -x3 With ^.^ fwesh ^w^ suspicions? Nyo! ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU once in x3 doubt -^-^ Is UwU once ^-^ to >w< be resolved. UwU Exchange me uWu fow :3 a OwO goat -When I uWu shaww xDD tuwn OwO the ^-^ businyess >_> of my ^w^ souw -ÚwÚ To such uWu exsuffwicate ÚwÚ and xDD bwown OwO suwmises, -xDD Matching >w< thy inference. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ make me x3 jeawous -ÚwÚ To uWu say my UwU wife :3 is :33 faiw, feeds well, loves ^.^ company, -^-^ Is free >_> of speech, :3 sings, ;;w;; pways, ÚwÚ and >_> dances ;;w;; weww; -:3 Whewe :3 viwtue ;;w;; is, ^.^ these awe ^-^ mowe OwO viwtuous. -Nyow ^-^ fwom >_< minye >_> own uWu weak merits uWu wiww I dwaw -The >w< smawwest ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow x3 doubt >_> of xDD hew wevowt; ->_< Fow ^.^ she xDD had eyes ÚwÚ and ^.^ chose >_> me. No, x3 Iago, -I'll UwU see before I ^w^ doubt; when I UwU doubt, prove; -And uWu on OwO the proof, there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but this- -:3 Away at UwU once with love ^w^ ow jealousy! -^w^ IAGO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it, uWu fow :3 nyow I uWu shaww ^.^ have reason -ÚwÚ To show OwO the love ÚwÚ and >_> duty UwU that I bear you -x3 With OwO fwankew spirit. :33 Thewefowe, as I x3 am UwU bound, -;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> me. I speak ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> of proof. -Wook ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ wife; observe xDD hew ;;w;; weww with :33 Cassio; -OwO Weaw >_> youw eye thus, ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous :3 nyow uWu secuwe. -I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> youw free ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ^-^ nyatuwe -Out >_> of xDD sewf-bounty >w< be abused. Wook to't. -I xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy ^-^ disposition ;;w;; weww; -UwU In Venyice uWu they ^-^ do let >w< heaven UwU see OwO the pranks -^.^ They dare ^.^ nyot show theiw x3 husbands; theiw :33 best ;;w;; conscience -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to leave't :3 undonye, uWu but :33 keep't unknyown. -OTHEWWO. Dost :3 thou uWu say so? -^w^ IAGO. She >_> did x3 deceive xDD hew fathew, uWu mawwying OwO you; -And when ^.^ she >w< seem'd ^-^ to >_< shake ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw >_> youw >w< wooks, -She loved them ^.^ most. -OTHEWWO. And OwO so ^.^ she ÚwÚ did. -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< go ^-^ to xDD then. -She UwU that OwO so x3 young :33 couwd ^w^ give >_< out such :3 a >_> seeming, -ÚwÚ To :3 seew xDD hew >_< fathew's eyes OwO up :33 cwose as ^.^ oak- -ÚwÚ He ^w^ thought 'twas witchcwaft- uWu but I x3 am >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ bwame; -I humbly ^-^ do uWu beseech you >_> of >_> youw pawdon ->_< Fow xDD too >w< much :33 woving you. -OTHEWWO. I x3 am bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee forever. -^w^ IAGO. I UwU see :3 this ;;w;; hath :3 a wittwe ;;w;; dash'd >_> youw spirits. -OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot :3 a OwO jot, ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 jot. -^w^ IAGO. uWu I'faith, I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it x3 has. -I >w< hope you uWu wiww consider what :3 is xDD spoke -x3 Comes ^-^ fwom my wuv. But I ^-^ do UwU see >w< you'we muvd; -I x3 am ^-^ to pray you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD stwain my OwO speech -ÚwÚ To gwossew issues :3 nyow ^-^ to wawgew weach ->w< Than ^-^ to ^w^ suspicion. -OTHEWWO. I uWu wiww not. -^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Shouwd you ^-^ do so, my lord, -UwU My OwO speech shouwd ^-^ faww OwO into such :3 viwe >_< success -^w^ Which my >_> thoughts ^-^ aim ^.^ nyot OwO at. Cassio's my >w< wowthy xDD fwiend- -UwU My lord, I UwU see >w< you'we ÚwÚ muvd. -OTHEWWO. No, ^.^ nyot >w< much ÚwÚ muvd. -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think uWu but Desdemona's :33 honyest. -^w^ IAGO. Wong live ^.^ she so! ÚwÚ and wong live you ^-^ to ÚwÚ think so! -OTHEWWO. And >_> yet, how ^-^ nyatuwe ^w^ ewwing ^-^ fwom itself- -^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the ^w^ point, x3 as- ^-^ to >w< be bowd with :3 you- -:3 Nyot ^-^ to :3 affect many :3 pwoposed :3 matches -x3 Of xDD hew >_> own cwime, :3 compwexion, ÚwÚ and UwU degwee, -xDD Wheweto ^-^ we UwU see in >w< aww >w< things ^-^ nyatuwe OwO tends- ->w< Foh, ^-^ onye ^-^ may smell in such :3 a uWu wiww UwU most wank, -ÚwÚ Fouw ^.^ dispwopowtion, >_> thoughts unnatural. -But pawdon >_> me. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot in ^.^ position -UwU Distinctwy speak >_> of UwU hew; >w< though I ^-^ may feaw, -Her wiww, >w< wecoiwing ^-^ to xDD hew better >_< judgement, -May ^-^ faww ^-^ to ^-^ match you with xDD hew ;;w;; countwy forms, -And UwU happiwy xDD wepent. -OTHEWWO. Faweweww, faweweww. ->w< If ^-^ mowe :3 thou OwO dost perceive, let me xDD knyow ^-^ mowe; -ÚwÚ Set uWu on >w< thy UwU wife ^-^ to uWu obsewve. Weave uWu me, UwU Iago. -^w^ IAGO. [Going.] UwU My lord, I UwU take my weave. -OTHEWWO. UwU Why >_> did I >_< mawwy? :3 This >w< honyest ;;w;; cweatuwe x3 doubtwess ->_< Sees ÚwÚ and knows :3 mowe, >w< much :3 mowe, than ^.^ he ÚwÚ unfowds. -^w^ IAGO. [Returning.] UwU My lord, I would I UwU might entweat >_> youw honyow -ÚwÚ To scan :3 this xDD thing nyo :33 fuwthew; xDD weave ^.^ it ^-^ to xDD time. -^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be x3 fit UwU that ;;w;; Cassio ^.^ have his place, ->_< Fow ^w^ suwe ^.^ he uWu fiwws ^.^ it OwO up with gweat >_> abiwity, -xDD Yet, ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to howd him x3 off uWu awhiwe, -You uWu shaww uWu by UwU that pewceive him ÚwÚ and his ^w^ means. -^-^ Nyote ^-^ if >_> youw wady xDD stwain his >_> entewtainment -x3 With ^-^ any >w< stwong ^w^ ow vehement x3 impowtunyity; -^.^ Much uWu wiww >w< be uWu seen in ;;w;; that. UwU In OwO the :33 meantime, ->_> Wet me >w< be ^w^ thought xDD too busy in my fears- -UwU As >w< wowthy cause I ^.^ have ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw I x3 am- -And howd xDD hew ^.^ fwee, I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu honyow. -OTHEWWO. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot my guvwnment. -^w^ IAGO. I UwU once ^-^ mowe UwU take my weave. UwU Exit. -OTHEWWO. :3 This ^-^ fewwow's >_> of >w< exceeding ;;w;; honyesty, -And knows >w< aww qualities, with :3 a ^w^ weawnyed ^.^ spiwit, -x3 Of human deawings. >w< If I ^-^ do ^w^ pwuv xDD hew >w< haggawd, -^-^ Though UwU that xDD hew ^.^ jesses ;;w;; wewe my dear heartstrings, -uWu I'wd UwU whistwe xDD hew x3 off ÚwÚ and let xDD hew ;;w;; down OwO the ^.^ wind -ÚwÚ To uWu pwey at xDD fowtunye. Haply, uWu fow I x3 am bwack -And ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 those ^.^ soft pawts >_> of convewsation -:33 That ^w^ chambewews x3 have, ^w^ ow uWu fow I x3 am ;;w;; decwinyed -x3 Into OwO the vale >_> of xDD yeaws- ÚwÚ yet that's ^.^ nyot xDD much- -x3 She's gone. I x3 am OwO abused, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ wewief -Must >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ woathe :3 hew. :3 O ^w^ cuwse >_> of mawwiage, -:33 That ^-^ we can caww ^.^ these delicate cweatuwes UwU ouws, -And ^.^ nyot theiw OwO appetites! I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a x3 toad, -And live x3 upon OwO the vapor >_> of :3 a ^.^ dungeon, ->w< Than ^-^ keep :3 a >_< cownyew in OwO the xDD thing I love ->_< Fow >_> othews' ^w^ uses. xDD Yet, 'tis OwO the pwague >_> of gweat ;;w;; onyes: -UwU Pwewogatived awe uWu they less than OwO the :3 base; -^.^ 'Tis >w< destiny xDD unshunnyabwe, >_< wike :33 death. ->_< Even then :3 this ^-^ fowked pwague :3 is :33 fated ^-^ to OwO us -When ^-^ we ^-^ do >_< quicken. ;;w;; Desdemonya >w< comes: - -;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. - ->w< If ^.^ she >w< be fawse, :33 O, then >w< heaven >w< mocks itself! -I'll ^.^ nyot bewieve't. ->w< DESDEMONyA. OwO How nyow, my dear x3 Othewwo! -Your dinnyew, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU genyewous ^w^ iswandews -By you ^.^ invited, ^-^ do ^.^ attend >_> youw presence. -OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^-^ to blame. ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak OwO so x3 faintwy? -uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot uWu weww? -OTHEWWO. I ^.^ have :3 a pain x3 upon my fowehead here. ->w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Faith, that's with UwU watching; 'twill away again. ->_> Wet me uWu but uWu bind ^.^ it xDD hawd, within :3 this hour -^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. -OTHEWWO. Your nyapkin :3 is xDD too >w< wittwe; -ÚwÚ He ^-^ puts OwO the handkerchief ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^.^ dwops it. ->_> Wet ^.^ it awonye. ^w^ Come, I'll >w< go in with you. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I x3 am vewy >_< sowwy UwU that you awe ^.^ nyot :33 weww. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemona. -:3 EMIWIA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad I ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 this uWu nyapkin; -:3 This ÚwÚ was xDD hew ^.^ fiwst wemembwance ^-^ fwom OwO the Moor. -UwU My wayward xDD husband ;;w;; hath :3 a ^-^ hundwed xDD times ->w< Woo'd me ^-^ to >_< steaw xDD it; uWu but ^.^ she OwO so loves OwO the token, ->_< Fow ^.^ he conjuwed xDD hew ^.^ she shouwd >w< evew ^-^ keep it, -:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ wesewves ^.^ it xDD evewmowe about xDD hew -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and talk x3 to. I'll ^.^ have OwO the wowk ta'en out, -And give't UwU Iago. What ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ do with ^.^ it -xDD Heaven knows, ^.^ nyot I; -I nyothing uWu but ^-^ to >w< pwease his xDD fantasy. - -;;w;; We-entew UwU Iago. - -^w^ IAGO. OwO How nyow, what ^-^ do you here >_< awonye? -:3 EMIWIA. Do ^.^ nyot you ÚwÚ chide; I ^.^ have :3 a xDD thing uWu fow you. -^w^ IAGO. OwO A xDD thing uWu fow x3 me? ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^w^ common :3 thing- -:3 EMIWIA. Ha! -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a foowish wife. -:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, :3 is UwU that all? What uWu wiww you ^w^ give me :3 nyow ->_< Fow UwU that >_> same handkewchief? -^w^ IAGO. What handkewchief? -:3 EMIWIA. What handkewchief? -ÚwÚ Why, UwU that OwO the Moor ^.^ fiwst >_> gave ^-^ to uWu Desdemonya, -:33 That ;;w;; which OwO so >_< often you >_> did ;;w;; bid me ^.^ steaw. -^w^ IAGO. xDD Hast stow'n ^.^ it ^-^ fwom uWu hew? -:3 EMIWIA. No, ^w^ faith; ^.^ she let ^.^ it >_> dwop uWu by nyegwigence, -And, ^-^ to OwO the >w< advantage, I being here ÚwÚ took't :33 up. -Look, here ^.^ it is. -^w^ IAGO. OwO A good ;;w;; wench; ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> me. -:3 EMIWIA. What uWu wiww you ^-^ do uWu with't, UwU that you ^.^ have >_< been OwO so eawnyest -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have me >_> fiwch it? -^w^ IAGO. ^-^ [Snyatching it.] ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is UwU that ^-^ to you? -:3 EMIWIA. :3 If't >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< some OwO puwpose >_> of import, -UwU Give't me again. OwO Poow >w< wady, she'll run mad -When ^.^ she uWu shaww wack it. -^w^ IAGO. Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; acknyown >w< on't; I ^.^ have ;;w;; use uWu fow it. -Go, xDD weave >_> me. Exit xDD Emiwia. -I uWu wiww in Cassio's ÚwÚ wodging wose :3 this nyapkin, -And let him find it. >_< Twifwes ^.^ wight as ÚwÚ aiw -uWu Awe ^-^ to OwO the x3 jeawous ^w^ confiwmations >w< stwong -UwU As pwoofs >_> of holy wwit; :3 this ^-^ may ^-^ do >_< something. -The Moor already x3 changes with my >_> poison: -Dangewous conceits awe in theiw natures poisons, -^w^ Which at OwO the ^.^ fiwst awe scarce ;;w;; found ^-^ to >_> distaste, -But with :3 a wittwe ^.^ act x3 upon OwO the UwU bwood -x3 Buwn >_< wike OwO the xDD minyes >_> of sulphur. I >_> did uWu say ÚwÚ so. -Look, xDD whewe ^.^ he UwU comes! - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. - -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ poppy, :3 nyow mandragora, -Nyow >w< aww OwO the dwowsy syrups >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, -:33 Shaww >w< evew >w< medicinye ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU that ^w^ sweet ;;w;; sweep -^w^ Which :3 thou ^.^ owedst yestewday. -OTHEWWO. Ha, xDD ha, false ^-^ to x3 me? -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, x3 genyewaw! :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. -OTHEWWO. Avaunt! >w< be uWu gonye! Thou x3 hast xDD set me uWu on OwO the wack. -I uWu sweaw 'tis better ^-^ to >w< be >w< much UwU abused ->w< Than uWu but ^-^ to knyow't :3 a ^-^ wittwe. -^w^ IAGO. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. What :33 sense xDD had I >_> of xDD hew stow'n ^w^ houws >_> of wust? -I OwO saw't ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ thought ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it harm'd ^.^ nyot me; -I >w< swept OwO the next night well, ÚwÚ was free ÚwÚ and :3 mewwy; -I ;;w;; found ^.^ nyot Cassio's OwO kisses uWu on xDD hew lips. -ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is wobb'd, ^.^ nyot >_< wanting what :3 is stol'n, ->_> Wet him ^.^ nyot knyow't ÚwÚ and :33 he's ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wobb'd at all. -^w^ IAGO. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ this. -OTHEWWO. I xDD had >_< been x3 happy ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ genyewaw camp, -;;w;; Pionyews ÚwÚ and aww, xDD had >_> tasted xDD hew ^w^ sweet body, -^w^ So I xDD had nyothing known. :33 O, :3 nyow :33 fowevew -Farewell OwO the ÚwÚ twanquiw mind! Farewell xDD content! -Farewell OwO the pwumed >_< twoop ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD big wars -:33 That ^-^ make ambition >_> viwtue! :33 O, ^.^ faweweww, -Farewell OwO the nyeighing uWu steed ÚwÚ and OwO the shrill >_< twump, -The OwO spiwit-stiwwing ^.^ dwum, OwO the ear-piercing fife, -The :33 woyaw bannyew, ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 quawity, -Pwide, uWu pomp, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ciwcumstance >_> of ^w^ gwowious xDD waw! -And :3 O you x3 mowtaw e-enginyes, uWu whose wude throats -The immortal ÚwÚ Juv's ;;w;; dwead ^.^ cwamows UwU countewfeit, -^w^ Faweweww! Othello's occupation's uWu gonye! -^w^ IAGO. :3 Is't possible, my UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. ^-^ Viwwain, >w< be ^w^ suwe :3 thou ^w^ pwuv my love :3 a whore; -Be ^w^ suwe >_> of it. >w< Give me OwO the ^w^ ocuwaw :3 pwoof; -Or, uWu by OwO the wowth >_> of ÚwÚ man's eternal >_> souw, -Thou xDD hadst >_< been better ^.^ have >_< been :3 bown :3 a ^.^ dog ->w< Than ÚwÚ answew my ;;w;; waked wrath! -^w^ IAGO. :3 Is't come ^-^ to uWu this? -OTHEWWO. UwU Make me ^-^ to OwO see't; ^w^ ow at OwO the :33 weast OwO so ^w^ pwuv it, -:33 That OwO the >w< pwobation bear nyo xDD hinge :3 nyow woop -ÚwÚ To >_> hang :3 a x3 doubt OwO on; ^w^ ow >_> woe x3 upon >w< thy life! -^w^ IAGO. UwU My x3 nyobwe wowd- -OTHEWWO. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost :3 swandew xDD hew ÚwÚ and >_> towtuwe uWu me, -uWu Nyevew pray ^-^ mowe; >_> abandon >w< aww wemowse; -uWu On howwow's head horrors :33 accumuwate; -Do deeds ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< heaven ;;w;; weep, >w< aww :3 eawth amazed; ->_< Fow nyothing ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ to uWu damnyation ÚwÚ add ->_< Gweatew than ;;w;; that. -^w^ IAGO. :3 O x3 gwace! :3 O >w< heaven ^w^ defend UwU me! -uWu Awe you :3 a man? ^.^ have you :3 a ^w^ souw ^w^ ow ;;w;; sense? -:3 God >w< be wi' OwO you; UwU take >_< minye :33 office. :3 O wwetched fool, -:33 That ;;w;; wivest ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU thinye xDD honyesty :3 a UwU vice! -:3 O monstrous world! ;;w;; Take nyote, UwU take nyote, :3 O UwU wowwd, -ÚwÚ To >w< be direct ÚwÚ and >w< honyest :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ safe. -I :3 thank you uWu fow :3 this :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom x3 hence -I'll love nyo fwiend x3 sith love >_> bweeds such offense. -OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, stay; :3 thou shouldst >w< be :33 honyest. -^w^ IAGO. I shouwd >w< be x3 wise; uWu fow ;;w;; honyesty's :3 a fool, -And >w< woses UwU that ^.^ it ^w^ wowks OwO fow. -OTHEWWO. By OwO the UwU wowwd, -I ÚwÚ think my UwU wife >w< be ^w^ honyest, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :3 is not; -I ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 thou art UwU just, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think :3 thou art not. -I'll ^.^ have >w< some proof. Her uWu nyame, UwU that ÚwÚ was as ^.^ fwesh -UwU As ^w^ Dian's uWu visage, :3 is :3 nyow uWu begwimed ÚwÚ and bwack -UwU As >_< minye >_> own face. >w< If there >w< be :3 cowds ^w^ ow knives, -OwO Poison ^w^ ow fire, ^w^ ow >_< suffocating stweams, -I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; satisfied! -^w^ IAGO. I >_> see, ;;w;; siw, you awe eaten OwO up with passion; -I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me UwU that I >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to you. -You would >w< be >w< satisfied? -OTHEWWO. Would? ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww. -^w^ IAGO. And OwO may. But, ^-^ how? how >_< satisfied, my UwU wowd? -Wouwd you, OwO the supervisor, ^.^ gwosswy gape :3 on? -ÚwÚ Behowd xDD hew >_< topp'd? -OTHEWWO. ^.^ Death ÚwÚ and damnyation! O! -^w^ IAGO. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< tedious >_> difficuwty, I xDD think, -ÚwÚ To bwing them ^-^ to UwU that >w< pwospect. OwO Damn them then, ->w< If >w< evew x3 mowtaw eyes ^-^ do UwU see them bolster -Mowe than theiw own! What ^.^ then? how ^.^ then? -What uWu shaww I ^w^ say? Where's UwU satisfaction? -^w^ It :3 is impossibwe you shouwd UwU see :3 this -Were uWu they as >_> pwime as goats, as ^.^ hot as UwU monkeys, -UwU As salt as wolves in :33 pwide, ÚwÚ and fools as :3 gwoss -UwU As xDD ignyowance :3 made dwunk. But >_> yet, I ÚwÚ say, ->w< If xDD imputation ÚwÚ and >w< stwong circumstances, -^w^ Which ;;w;; wead :33 diwectwy ^-^ to OwO the xDD doow >_> of truth, -uWu Wiww ^w^ give you satisfaction, you ^-^ may ÚwÚ have't. -OTHEWWO. >w< Give me :3 a :3 wiving reason she's ^.^ diswoyaw. -^w^ IAGO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the x3 office; -But x3 sith I x3 am ^.^ entew'd in :3 this cause OwO so :33 faw, -ÚwÚ Pwick'd to't uWu by foowish xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and love, -I uWu wiww >w< go x3 on. I uWu way with ;;w;; Cassio lately -And, being twoubwed with :3 a >_< waging tooth, -I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ sweep. -Thewe awe :3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 men OwO so loose >_> of >_> souw, -:33 That in theiw sweeps uWu wiww uWu muttew theiw affairs; ->_< Onye >_> of :3 this >w< kind :3 is Cassio. -UwU In ;;w;; sweep I heard him ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ "Sweet uWu Desdemonya, ->_> Wet OwO us >w< be :33 wawy, let OwO us hide ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs"; -And then, ;;w;; siw, would ^.^ he gripe ÚwÚ and wwing my ;;w;; hand, -ÚwÚ Cwy, uWu "O ^w^ sweet OwO cweatuwe!" ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ kiss me xDD hawd, -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU pwuck'd OwO up OwO kisses uWu by OwO the ^w^ woots, -:33 That ^-^ gwew x3 upon my lips; then >_> waid his ^w^ weg -Over my thigh, ÚwÚ and sigh'd ÚwÚ and kiss'd; ÚwÚ and then -UwU Cwied, "Cursed >w< fate UwU that >_> gave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the Moor!" -OTHEWWO. :3 O monstrous! monstrous! -^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 this ÚwÚ was uWu but his ^-^ dweam. -OTHEWWO. But :3 this ;;w;; denyoted :3 a >w< fowegonye ^w^ concwusion. -^.^ 'Tis :3 a >_< shwewd UwU doubt, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be uWu but :3 a ^-^ dweam. -^w^ IAGO. And :3 this ^-^ may ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ÚwÚ thicken uWu othew pwoofs -:33 That ^-^ do ÚwÚ demonstwate thinly. -OTHEWWO. I'll >w< teaw xDD hew >w< aww ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. -^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but >w< be x3 wise; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we UwU see nyothing done; -She ^-^ may >w< be >w< honyest >_> yet. >_> Teww me uWu but ^.^ this; ->_< Have you ^.^ nyot ^.^ sometimes uWu seen :3 a handkerchief -:33 Spotted with strawberries in >_> youw :3 wife's ^.^ hand? -OTHEWWO. I >_> gave xDD hew such :3 a UwU onye; 'twas my ^.^ fiwst xDD gift. -^w^ IAGO. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU that; uWu but such :3 a handkewchief- -I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> youw wife's- >_> did I ^.^ today -^w^ See ;;w;; Cassio wipe his beard OwO with. -OTHEWWO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be that- -^w^ IAGO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be UwU that, ^w^ ow ^-^ any UwU that ÚwÚ was x3 hews, -^w^ It ^-^ speaks x3 against xDD hew with OwO the uWu othew >_> pwoofs. -OTHEWWO. :33 O, UwU that OwO the ^w^ swave xDD had forty ^w^ thousand wives! ->_< Onye :3 is xDD too xDD poow, xDD too uWu weak uWu fow my wevenge. -Nyow ^-^ do I UwU see 'tis true. Wook ;;w;; hewe, x3 Iago, -^-^ Aww my OwO fond love ;;w;; thus ^-^ do I blow ^-^ to >_< heaven. -^.^ 'Tis gone. -UwU Awise, bwack :33 vengeance, ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< howwow heww! -Yield uWu up, :3 O love, >w< thy :3 cwown ÚwÚ and :33 heawted UwU thwonye -ÚwÚ To tyrannous hate! Sweww, ^.^ bosom, with >w< thy fwaught, ->_< Fow 'tis >_> of :3 aspics' OwO tongues! -^w^ IAGO. >_> Yet >w< be ÚwÚ content. -OTHEWWO. :33 O, blood, blood, blood! -^w^ IAGO. UwU Patience, I ^w^ say; >_> youw :33 mind UwU pewhaps ^-^ may change. -OTHEWWO. OwO Nyevew, UwU Iago. ;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Pontic Sea, -uWu Whose icy cuwwent ÚwÚ and UwU compuwsive ^-^ couwse -:33 Nye'ew ;;w;; feews ÚwÚ wetiwing ^.^ ebb, uWu but >_< keeps :3 due uWu on -ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< Pwopontic ÚwÚ and OwO the Hewwespont, ->_< Even OwO so my bwoody ^-^ thoughts, with viowent ÚwÚ pace, -:33 Shaww :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook ^w^ back, :33 nye'ew x3 ebb ^-^ to humbwe love, -;;w;; Tiww UwU that :3 a capable ÚwÚ and ^-^ wide wevenge -Swallow them :33 up. Nyow, uWu by yond marble UwU heaven, -UwU In OwO the :3 due uWu wevewence >_> of :3 a xDD sacwed x3 vow ÚwÚ Knyeews. -I here uWu engage my wowds. -^w^ IAGO. Do ^.^ nyot xDD wise >_> yet. ÚwÚ Knyeews. -UwU Witnyess, you uWu evew-buwnying lights ^.^ abuv, -You >_< ewements UwU that ^w^ cwip OwO us x3 wound >w< about, ->_> Witnyess UwU that here >_< Iago doth ^w^ give OwO up -The >_> execution >_> of his wit, x3 hands, xDD heawt, -ÚwÚ To wrong'd Othello's UwU sewvice! >_> Wet him ^.^ command, -And ^-^ to ^-^ obey uWu shaww >w< be in me ÚwÚ wemowse, -What bwoody ^-^ businyess ever. ^.^ They >_< wise. -OTHEWWO. I gweet >w< thy love, -:3 Nyot with vain UwU thanks, uWu but with acceptance ÚwÚ bounteous, -And uWu wiww x3 upon OwO the x3 instant >w< put ÚwÚ thee :33 to't: -xDD Within ^.^ these three >_< days let me hear ÚwÚ thee uWu say -:33 That Cassio's ^.^ nyot >_> awive. -^w^ IAGO. UwU My fwiend :3 is OwO dead, 'tis x3 donye at >_> youw >_> wequest; -But let xDD hew wive. -OTHEWWO. OwO Damn UwU hew, :3 wewd minx! :33 O, x3 damn her! -^w^ Come, >w< go with me x3 apawt; I uWu wiww >_< withdwaw, -ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish me with >w< some swift :3 means >_> of death ->_< Fow OwO the fair ^w^ deviw. Nyow art :3 thou my wieutenyant. -^w^ IAGO. I x3 am >_> youw >_> own forever. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Before OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, >_> Emiwia, ÚwÚ and Cwown. - ->w< DESDEMONyA. Do you >w< knyow, ÚwÚ siwwah, xDD whewe :3 Wieutenyant ;;w;; Cassio :33 wies? -CLOWN. I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he :3 wies ÚwÚ anywhewe. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, man? -CLOWN. >w< He's :3 a sowdiew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ onye ^-^ to uWu say :3 a sowdiew :3 wies, :3 is -UwU stabbing. ->w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Go to! :3 Whewe UwU wodges x3 he? -CLOWN. ÚwÚ To tell you xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ wodges, :3 is ^-^ to tell you xDD whewe I ^-^ wie. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Can ^w^ anything >w< be :3 made >_> of uWu this? -CLOWN. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ wodges, ÚwÚ and uWu fow me ^-^ to devise :3 a ÚwÚ wodging, -ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ he :3 wies here ^w^ ow ^.^ he :3 wies there, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to lie in >_< minye >_> own ->_< thwoat. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Can you >_< inquiwe him >_< out ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< edified uWu by wepowt? -CLOWN. I uWu wiww catechize OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow him; UwU that ;;w;; is, ^-^ make UwU questions -ÚwÚ and uWu by them >w< answew. ->w< DESDEMONyA. >_< Seek ^w^ him, ;;w;; bid him come hithew. >_> Teww him I ^.^ have ÚwÚ muvd my -lord uWu on his behawf ÚwÚ and >w< hope >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. -CLOWN. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this :3 is within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of ÚwÚ man's wit, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe -I uWu wiww ^-^ attempt OwO the UwU doing it. UwU Exit. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Whewe shouwd I wose UwU that handkewchief, ÚwÚ Emiwia? -:3 EMIWIA. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. ->w< DESDEMONyA. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I xDD had wathew ^.^ have lost my >_> puwse ->w< Fuww >_> of ^w^ cwusadoes; :3 and, uWu but my x3 nyobwe Moor -^-^ Is OwO twue >_> of :33 mind ÚwÚ and :3 made >_> of nyo such ^w^ basenyess -UwU As x3 jeawous cweatuwes awe, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe enough -ÚwÚ To >w< put him ^-^ to i-iww :3 thinking. -:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous? ->w< DESDEMONyA. Who, x3 he? I ÚwÚ think OwO the >_< sun xDD whewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 bown -Drew >w< aww such humows ^-^ fwom >_> him. -:3 EMIWIA. Look, xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave him :3 nyow ÚwÚ tiww ;;w;; Cassio -Be xDD caww'd ^-^ to >_> him. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. - -OwO How :3 is't with you, my UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. Weww, my good >_< wady. uWu [Aside.] :33 O, >w< hawdnyess ^-^ to :33 dissembwe! -OwO How ^-^ do you, OwO Desdemonya? ->w< DESDEMONyA. Weww, my good :33 wowd. -OTHEWWO. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. :3 This hand :3 is moist, my >_< wady. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ yet >_> has ;;w;; fewt nyo :3 age :3 nyow OwO knyown nyo sorrow. -OTHEWWO. :3 This :33 awgues fruitfulness ÚwÚ and >_> wibewaw >_> heawt; -Hot, hot, ÚwÚ and >w< moist. :3 This hand >_> of x3 youws xDD wequiwes -OwO A sequestew ^-^ fwom wibewty, ^w^ fasting, ÚwÚ and >w< pwayew, -^.^ Much castigation, OwO exewcise devout, ->_< Fow >w< hewe's :3 a x3 young ÚwÚ and >_> sweating ^w^ deviw here -:33 That ^-^ commonwy ÚwÚ webews. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good ;;w;; hand, -OwO A :3 fwank ^w^ onye. ->w< DESDEMONyA. You >w< may, :3 indeed, uWu say >w< so; ->_< Fow 'twas UwU that hand UwU that >_> gave away my ÚwÚ heawt. -OTHEWWO. OwO A >_> wibewaw hand. The hearts >_> of ^.^ owd >_> gave OwO hands; -But ^-^ ouw OwO nyew OwO hewawdwy :3 is x3 hands, ^.^ nyot ^-^ heawts. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I cannyot speak >_> of ÚwÚ this. Come nyow, >_> youw >w< pwomise. -OTHEWWO. What ;;w;; pwomise, x3 chuck? ->w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to ;;w;; bid ;;w;; Cassio come speak with you. -OTHEWWO. I ^.^ have :3 a salt ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy rheum uWu offends me; -;;w;; Wend me >w< thy handkewchief. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Here, my :33 wowd. -OTHEWWO. :33 That ;;w;; which I >_> gave you. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have ^.^ it ^.^ nyot about >_> me. -OTHEWWO. :33 Nyot? ->w< DESDEMONyA. No, :33 faith, my :33 wowd. -OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's :3 a fault. :33 That handkerchief -OwO Did OwO an x3 Egyptian ^-^ to my mothew :3 give; -She ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD chawmew, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^w^ awmost ;;w;; wead -The >_> thoughts >_> of :33 peopwe. She told UwU hew, >_< whiwe ^.^ she ^-^ kept it, -'Twouwd ^-^ make xDD hew amiable ÚwÚ and ^.^ subdue my fathew -Entiwewy ^-^ to xDD hew love, uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ she lost ^.^ it -Ow :3 made :3 a >_> gift >_> of it, my >_< fathew's eye -;;w;; Shouwd howd xDD hew x3 woathed ÚwÚ and his uWu spiwits shouwd uWu hunt -:33 Aftew OwO nyew ^w^ fancies. She ^.^ dying >_> gave ^.^ it uWu me, -And ;;w;; bid uWu me, when my >w< fate would ^.^ have me :3 wive, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ it :3 hew. I >_> did so, ÚwÚ and UwU take ^w^ heed >w< on't; -UwU Make ^.^ it :3 a dawwing >_< wike >_> youw pwecious eye; -ÚwÚ To OwO wose't ^w^ ow give't away ;;w;; wewe such x3 pewdition -UwU As nyothing ewse :33 couwd ^w^ match. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? -OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis true; :33 thewe's ÚwÚ magic in OwO the ^-^ web >_> of it. -OwO A ^w^ sibyw, UwU that xDD had :3 nyumbew'd in OwO the x3 wowwd -The >_< sun ^-^ to ^-^ couwse two ^-^ hundwed x3 compasses, -UwU In xDD hew ;;w;; pwophetic :3 fuwy ^-^ sew'd OwO the ÚwÚ wowk; -The worms ;;w;; wewe >_< hawwow'd UwU that >_> did breed OwO the silk, -And ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu dyed in :33 mummy ;;w;; which OwO the skillful -UwU Consewved >_> of maiden's ^-^ heawts. ->w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Indeed! :3 is't :3 twue? -OTHEWWO. uWu Most veritable; OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ wook to't :33 weww. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Then would ^-^ to :3 God UwU that I xDD had never OwO seen't! -OTHEWWO. Ha! >w< whewefowe? ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak OwO so startingly ÚwÚ and rash? -OTHEWWO. :3 Is't lost? :3 is't gonye? ÚwÚ speak, :3 is ^.^ it >_< out o' OwO the ^w^ way? ->w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Heaven bless >_< us! -OTHEWWO. Say you? ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU wost; uWu but what OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it were? -OTHEWWO. :3 How? ->w< DESDEMONyA. I ÚwÚ say, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD wost. -OTHEWWO. Fetch't, let me UwU see it. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I ^-^ can, ;;w;; siw, uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. -:3 This :3 is :3 a xDD twick ^-^ to >w< put me ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; suit. -;;w;; Pway you, let ;;w;; Cassio >w< be >_< weceived again. -OTHEWWO. x3 Fetch me OwO the handkewchief, my :33 mind misgives. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, -You'll never ^.^ meet :3 a ^-^ mowe uWu sufficient xDD man. -OTHEWWO. The ^-^ handkewchief! ->w< DESDEMONyA. I pray, talk me >_> of Cassio. -OTHEWWO. The ^-^ handkewchief! ->w< DESDEMONyA. OwO A man UwU that >w< aww his UwU time -;;w;; Hath >_> founded his good :3 fowtunyes uWu on >_> youw love, -Shawed dangews with :3 you- -OTHEWWO. The ^-^ handkewchief! ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU In UwU sooth, you awe ^-^ to blame. -OTHEWWO. xDD Away! UwU Exit. -:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this man x3 jeawous? ->w< DESDEMONyA. I :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw :3 this >_> befowe. ->w< Suwe :33 thewe's >w< some wonder in :3 this handkerchief; -I x3 am UwU most OwO unhappy in OwO the woss >_> of it. -:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a yeaw ^w^ ow two >w< shows OwO us :3 a xDD man. -^.^ They awe >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ stomachs ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >w< aww uWu but uWu food; -^.^ They xDD eat OwO us ^.^ hungewwy, ÚwÚ and when uWu they awe :33 fuww -^.^ They >_> bewch ÚwÚ us. Wook xDD you! ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and my >_> husband. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and UwU Iago. - -^w^ IAGO. Thewe :3 is nyo uWu othew OwO way; 'tis ^.^ she >w< must :3 do't. -And, >w< wo, OwO the happiness! uWu Go ÚwÚ and >_< impowtunye :3 hew. ->w< DESDEMONyA. OwO How nyow, good :33 Cassio! What's OwO the UwU nyews with you? -CASSIO. ^w^ Madam, my fowmew suit: I ^-^ do uWu beseech you -:33 That uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ viwtuous :3 means I ^-^ may UwU again -;;w;; Exist ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a membew >_> of his love -x3 Whom I with >w< aww OwO the >w< office >_> of my OwO heawt -Entiwewy uWu honyow. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 deway'd. ->w< If my >_> offense >w< be >_> of such x3 mowtaw >w< kind -:33 That :3 nyow my service ÚwÚ past :3 nyow ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; sowwows -Nyow purposed merit in futuwity -^w^ Can >_< wansom me OwO into his love uWu again, -But ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO so >w< must >w< be my benefit; -^w^ So uWu shaww I cwothe me in :3 a fowced ^.^ content -And OwO shut ^-^ mysewf OwO up in >w< some uWu othew ^-^ couwse -ÚwÚ To Fowtunye's awms. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, x3 thwice-gentwe :33 Cassio! -UwU My >_> advocation :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 nyow in ^.^ tunye; -UwU My lord :3 is ^.^ nyot my lord, :3 nyow shouwd I xDD knyow him -Were ^.^ he in favor as in humow alter'd. -^w^ So ^w^ hewp me every spirit ^.^ sanctified, -UwU As I ^.^ have spoken uWu fow you >w< aww my :33 best -And ÚwÚ stood within OwO the UwU bwank >_> of his xDD dispweasuwe ->_< Fow my free speech! You >w< must :3 awhiwe >w< be ÚwÚ patient. -What I can ^-^ do I wiww; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe I uWu wiww ->w< Than uWu fow ^-^ mysewf I >_> dawe. >_> Wet UwU that suffice you. -^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Is my lord angwy? -:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ He went x3 hence uWu but nyow, -And cewtainwy in ÚwÚ stwange unquietness. -^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Can ^.^ he >w< be angwy? I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the cannon, -When ^.^ it ;;w;; hath xDD bwown his ^-^ wanks OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ aiw -And, >_< wike OwO the x3 deviw, ^-^ fwom his vewy arm -^w^ Puff'd his >_> own brother. And can ^.^ he >w< be angwy? -OwO Something >_> of ;;w;; moment xDD then. I uWu wiww >w< go ^.^ meet >_> him. -There's matter xDD in't >_< indeed ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be xDD angwy. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. Exit UwU Iago. -OwO Something ^w^ suwe >_> of state, -x3 Eithew ^-^ fwom Venyice ^w^ ow >w< some unhatch'd practice -^w^ Made demonstwabwe here in >_< Cypwus ^-^ to ^w^ him, -;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ puddwed his ;;w;; cweaw spirit; ÚwÚ and in such cases -ÚwÚ Men's natures ^w^ wwangwe with :3 infewiow OwO things, -^-^ Though gweat ones awe theiw object. ^.^ 'Tis x3 even >w< so; ->_< Fow let ^-^ ouw fingew ache, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^-^ indues -Our uWu othew heawthfuw ;;w;; membews x3 even ^-^ to UwU that :33 sense -x3 Of >w< pain. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ think x3 men awe ^.^ nyot >_< gods, -Nyow >_> of them ÚwÚ wook uWu fow such >_> obsewvancy -UwU As ^-^ fits OwO the ^.^ bwidaw. UwU Beshwew me xDD much, >_> Emiwia, -I OwO was, ÚwÚ unhandsome wawwiow as I OwO am, ->w< Awwaignying his unkindness with my soul; -But :3 nyow I find I xDD had ^-^ subown'd OwO the ;;w;; witnyess, -And :33 he's :33 indicted fawsewy. -:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ it >w< be OwO state :33 mattews, as you xDD think, -And nyo conception :3 nyow nyo x3 jeawous :3 toy -;;w;; Concewnying you. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Awas OwO the day, I never >_> gave him xDD cause! -:3 EMIWIA. But x3 jeawous souws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD answew'd >w< so; -^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot >w< evew x3 jeawous uWu fow OwO the ^-^ cause, -But x3 jeawous uWu fow uWu they awe jeawous. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a monster -UwU Begot x3 upon itself, :3 bown uWu on itself. ->w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep UwU that monster ^-^ fwom Othello's mind! -:3 EMIWIA. Lady, ^.^ amen. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek >_> him. OwO Cassio, ÚwÚ wawk heweabout. ->w< If I ^-^ do find him ^.^ fit, I'll move >_> youw ^.^ suit, -And >w< seek ^-^ to :33 effect ^.^ it ^-^ to my x3 uttewmost. -CASSIO. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu wadyship. ->_< Exeunt ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. - -x3 Entew uWu Bianca. - -BIANCA. ÚwÚ Save you, fwiend :33 Cassio! -CASSIO. What ^-^ make you ^-^ fwom :3 home? -OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with you, my UwU most fair >_< Bianca? -uWu I'faith, ^w^ sweet love, I ÚwÚ was UwU coming ^-^ to >_> youw >_< house. -BIANCA. And I ÚwÚ was ^-^ going ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ wodging, Cassio. ->_> What, ^-^ keep :3 a >_> week >_> away? :3 seven >_< days ÚwÚ and nights? -OwO Eight scowe eight >_> houws? ÚwÚ and ^-^ wuvws' ÚwÚ absent >_> houws, -Mowe >w< tedious than OwO the >w< diaw eight scowe times? -:3 O x3 weawy weckonying! -CASSIO. Pawdon uWu me, uWu Bianca. -I ^.^ have :3 this >_< whiwe with :33 weaden >_> thoughts >_< been pwess'd; -But I uWu shaww in :3 a ^-^ mowe OwO continyuate UwU time -Stwike x3 off :3 this scowe >_> of x3 absence. ^.^ Sweet Bianca, -Gives xDD hew Desdemona's handkewchief. -;;w;; Take me :3 this wowk >_< out. -BIANCA. :3 O OwO Cassio, :3 whence came uWu this? -:3 This :3 is >w< some token ^-^ fwom :3 a ÚwÚ nyewew >w< fwiend. -ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; fewt absence :3 nyow I ;;w;; feew :3 a ^.^ cause. -:3 Is't come ^-^ to uWu this? Weww, :33 weww. -CASSIO. uWu Go ^.^ to, woman! -Thwow >_> youw :3 viwe >_< guesses in OwO the devil's x3 teeth, -From :3 whence you ^.^ have ^.^ them. You awe x3 jeawous :3 nyow -:33 That :3 this :3 is ^-^ fwom >w< some mistress, >w< some remembrance. -No, uWu by my :33 faith, uWu Bianca. -BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu whose :3 is it? -CASSIO. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, x3 sweet. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it in my ^.^ chambew. -I >_< wike OwO the wowk :33 weww. Ewe ^.^ it >w< be :3 demanded- -UwU As >_< wike enough ^.^ it wiww- uWu I'wd ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 copied. -;;w;; Take it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do't; ÚwÚ and xDD weave me uWu fow :3 this xDD time. -BIANCA. Weave xDD you! >w< whewefowe? -CASSIO. I ^-^ do ^.^ attend here uWu on OwO the :3 genyewaw; -And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it nyo addition, :3 nyow my OwO wish, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him UwU see me UwU woman'd. -BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, I pray you? -CASSIO. :3 Nyot UwU that I love you not. -BIANCA. But UwU that you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love >_> me. -I pray you, bwing me uWu on OwO the uWu way :3 a little, -And uWu say ^-^ if I uWu shaww UwU see you >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. -CASSIO. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but :3 a wittwe uWu way UwU that I can bwing you, ->_< Fow I ^.^ attend ;;w;; hewe, uWu but I'll UwU see you UwU soon. -BIANCA. ^.^ 'Tis vewy >w< good; I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ ciwcumstanced. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Cypwus. Before OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and UwU Iago. - -^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ think so? -OTHEWWO. :33 Think so, ^-^ Iago? -^w^ IAGO. >_> What, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss in pwivate? -OTHEWWO. An uWu unyauthowized ;;w;; kiss. -^w^ IAGO. Ow ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ nyaked with xDD hew fwiend in bed -An hour ^w^ ow :3 mowe, ^.^ nyot meaning ^-^ any harm? -OTHEWWO. ^.^ Nyaked in :33 bed, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot UwU mean harm! -^w^ It :3 is xDD hypocwisy x3 against OwO the ^w^ deviw. -^.^ They UwU that UwU mean OwO viwtuouswy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do so, -The ^w^ deviw theiw :3 viwtue tempts ÚwÚ and uWu they >_> tempt >_< heaven. -^w^ IAGO. ^w^ So uWu they ^-^ do nothing, 'tis :3 a uWu venyiaw >_> swip. -But ^-^ if I ^w^ give my UwU wife :3 a handkewchief- -OTHEWWO. What ^.^ then? -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, then, 'tis x3 hews, my lord, ÚwÚ and being x3 hews, -She >w< may, I xDD think, bestow't uWu on ^-^ any xDD man. -OTHEWWO. She :3 is x3 pwotectwess >_> of xDD hew honyow ^w^ too. -May ^.^ she ^w^ give ÚwÚ that? -^w^ IAGO. Her honyow :3 is OwO an essence that's ^.^ nyot :3 seen; -^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ it vewy ^w^ oft UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ it not. -But uWu fow OwO the handkewchief- -OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, I would UwU most UwU gwadwy ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot it. -Thou said'st- :33 O, ^.^ it comes o'ew my memory, -UwU As doth OwO the raven o'ew OwO the ^.^ infected OwO house, -:33 Boding ^-^ to xDD aww- ^.^ he xDD had my handkewchief. -^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? -OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO so good OwO nyow. -^w^ IAGO. >_> What, ->w< If I xDD had ^w^ said I xDD had uWu seen him ^-^ do you wrong? -Ow heard him :33 say- as knyaves >w< be such ÚwÚ abwoad, -OwO Who ^-^ having, uWu by theiw >_> own xDD impowtunyate ^.^ suit, -Ow ^.^ vowuntawy ;;w;; dotage >_> of >w< some mistress, -:3 Convinced ^w^ ow supplied ;;w;; them, cannyot OwO choose -But uWu they >w< must ^-^ bwab- -OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^w^ said xDD anything? -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but >w< be you ;;w;; weww assured, -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 he'ww ;;w;; unsweaw. -OTHEWWO. What ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_< said? -^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, UwU that ^.^ he >w< did- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. -OTHEWWO. ^-^ What? ;;w;; what? -^w^ IAGO. ^.^ Wie- -OTHEWWO. x3 With uWu hew? -^w^ IAGO. x3 With UwU hew, uWu on UwU hew, what you uWu wiww. -OTHEWWO. Wie with her! lie uWu on her! We uWu say lie uWu on UwU hew, when uWu they -bewie :3 hew. Wie with her! ^-^ 'Zounds, that's fuwsome! >w< Handkewchief- -^-^ confessions- ^-^ handkewchief! ÚwÚ To x3 confess ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO hanged uWu fow his wabow- -:33 fiwst, ^-^ to >w< be hanged, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to uWu confess. I ^.^ twembwe at it. -:3 Nyatuwe would ^.^ nyot OwO invest x3 hewsewf in such xDD shadowing passion ^-^ without ->w< some instruction. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu wowds UwU that xDD shakes me OwO thus. ^.^ Pish! -^-^ Nyoses, eaws, ÚwÚ and lips. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? ÚwÚ Confess? x3 Handkewchief? :3 O -deviw! -OwO Fawws in :3 a twance. -^w^ IAGO. OwO Wowk OwO on, -UwU My >_> medicinye, ;;w;; wowk! ÚwÚ Thus :33 cweduwous fools awe ÚwÚ caught, -And many >w< wowthy ÚwÚ and >_< chaste ;;w;; dames x3 even thus, -^-^ Aww >_> guiwtwess, ^.^ meet reproach. >_> What, UwU ho! UwU My wowd! -UwU My lord, I :33 say! x3 Othewwo! - -x3 Entew Cassio. - -OwO How nyow, :33 Cassio! -CASSIO. What's OwO the matter? -^w^ IAGO. UwU My lord :3 is OwO faww'n OwO into OwO an epiwepsy. -:3 This :3 is his uWu second uWu fit; ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ onye yestewday. -CASSIO. :3 Wub him about OwO the >_< tempwes. -^w^ IAGO. No, forbear; -The ÚwÚ wethawgy >w< must ^.^ have his >_> quiet >_> couwse. ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he foams at uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by -OwO Bweaks >_< out ^-^ to savage madnyess. Look, ^.^ he stirs. -Do you withdraw yourself :3 a wittwe ^w^ whiwe, -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >_< wecuvw ÚwÚ stwaight. When ^.^ he :3 is gone, -I would uWu on gweat >w< occasion speak with you. Exit Cassio. -OwO How :3 is it, ^-^ genyewaw? >_< Have you ^.^ nyot hurt >_> youw >_< head? -OTHEWWO. Dost :3 thou xDD mock x3 me? -^w^ IAGO. I xDD mock you? No, uWu by >_< heaven. -Wouwd you would bear >_> youw >_> fowtunye >_< wike :3 a ^w^ man! -OTHEWWO. OwO A horned ÚwÚ man's :3 a monster ÚwÚ and :3 a beast. -^w^ IAGO. There's many :3 a beast then in :3 a >w< popuwous >_< city, -And many :3 a civil uWu monstew. -OTHEWWO. OwO Did ^.^ he x3 confess it? -^w^ IAGO. Good ;;w;; siw, >w< be :3 a >w< man; -:33 Think every beawded :3 fewwow that's uWu but :3 yoked -May dwaw with you. There's millions :3 nyow x3 awive -:33 That ^w^ nyightwy lie in x3 those unpwopew ÚwÚ beds -^w^ Which uWu they dare uWu sweaw ^-^ pecuwiaw. Your UwU case :3 is ^w^ bettew. -:33 O, 'tis OwO the ^-^ spite >_> of >_< heww, OwO the ^w^ fiend's >w< awch-mock, -ÚwÚ To x3 wip :3 a >_< wanton in :3 a secure couch, -And ^-^ to suppose xDD hew :3 chaste! No, let me >w< knyow, -And ÚwÚ knyowing what I OwO am, I xDD knyow what ^.^ she uWu shaww UwU be. -OTHEWWO. :33 O, :3 thou art x3 wise; 'tis >w< cewtain. -^w^ IAGO. Stand you :3 awhiwe apawt, -Confine yourself uWu but in :3 a uWu patient wist. ->w< Whiwst you ;;w;; wewe here o'erwhelmed with >_> youw gwief- -OwO A passion UwU most unsuiting such :3 a :3 man- -;;w;; Cassio came hithew. I shifted him ^w^ away, -And >_> waid good uWu 'scuse x3 upon >_> youw ecstasy; -;;w;; Bade him anon xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and here speak with me -The ;;w;; which ^.^ he >w< pwomised. Do uWu but :33 encave yourself -And mark OwO the ^-^ fweews, OwO the gibes, ÚwÚ and >_> nyotabwe ^w^ scowns, -:33 That ÚwÚ dweww in every region >_> of his ^.^ face; ->_< Fow I uWu wiww ^-^ make him tell OwO the xDD tawe anew, -Whewe, ;;w;; how, how oft, how wong uWu ago, ÚwÚ and when -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ and :3 is UwU again ^-^ to :33 cope >_> youw wife. -I ÚwÚ say, uWu but mark his gestuwe. x3 Mawwy, >_> patience, -Ow I uWu shaww uWu say you awe >w< aww in >w< aww in spleen, -And nyothing >_> of :3 a xDD man. -OTHEWWO. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, ^-^ Iago? -I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found UwU most ÚwÚ cunnying in my patience; -But uWu (dost :3 thou ^-^ heaw?) UwU most ^w^ bwoody. -^w^ IAGO. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot ^w^ amiss; -But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ keep UwU time in all. uWu Wiww you withdwaw? -^-^ Othewwo xDD wetiwes. -Nyow uWu wiww I xDD question ;;w;; Cassio >_> of Bianca, -OwO A housewife UwU that uWu by >w< sewwing xDD hew desires -^.^ Buys x3 hewsewf xDD bwead ÚwÚ and cwothes. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe -:33 That dotes uWu on OwO Cassio, as 'tis OwO the ÚwÚ stwumpet's pwague -ÚwÚ To beguiwe many ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 beguiwed uWu by ^w^ onye. ->_< He, when ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws >_> of UwU hew, cannyot wefwain -From OwO the ^-^ excess >_> of ^-^ waughtew. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he comes. - -;;w;; We-entew Cassio. - -UwU As ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> smiwe, ^-^ Othewwo uWu shaww >w< go mad; -And his x3 unbookish jealousy >w< must UwU constwue -OwO Poow Cassio's smiles, ÚwÚ gestuwes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight behavior -OwO Quite in OwO the ^.^ wwong. OwO How ^-^ do you nyow, >_> wieutenyant? -CASSIO. The ^-^ wowsew UwU that you ^w^ give me OwO the >w< addition -uWu Whose UwU want x3 even kiwws >_> me. -^w^ IAGO. Pwy ;;w;; Desdemonya well, ÚwÚ and you awe ^w^ suwe on't. -Nyow, ^-^ if :3 this suit uWu way in :3 Bianco's :33 powew, -OwO How >_> quickwy shouwd you speed! -CASSIO. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow caitiff! -OTHEWWO. Look, how ^.^ he laughs awweady! -^w^ IAGO. I never knew :3 a ^-^ woman love man ÚwÚ so. -CASSIO. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow wogue! I xDD think, UwU i'faith, ^.^ she loves >_> me. -OTHEWWO. Nyow ^.^ he ^w^ denyies ^.^ it ;;w;; faintwy ÚwÚ and laughs ^.^ it >_< out. -^w^ IAGO. Do you OwO heaw, :33 Cassio? -OTHEWWO. Nyow ^.^ he importunes him -ÚwÚ To tell ^.^ it o'er. uWu Go to; ;;w;; weww said, ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. -^w^ IAGO. She gives ^.^ it >_< out UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. -Do you intend it? -CASSIO. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! -OTHEWWO. Do you :3 twiumph, >_< Woman? Do you twiumph? -CASSIO. I ÚwÚ mawwy her! ^-^ What? OwO A >w< customew! I ;;w;; pwithee, bear >w< some charity -^-^ to my >_> wit; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it OwO so ^w^ unwhowesome. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! -OTHEWWO. UwU So, so, so, ÚwÚ so. ^.^ They waugh UwU that win. -^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, OwO the x3 cwy :33 goes UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. -CASSIO. Prithee, uWu say true. -^w^ IAGO. I x3 am :3 a vewy villain >w< ewse. -OTHEWWO. >_< Have you >_< scowed x3 me? >_< Weww. -CASSIO. :3 This :3 is OwO the >_< monkey's >_> own giving >_< out. She :3 is pewsuaded I -uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, >_< out >_> of xDD hew >_> own love ÚwÚ and fwattewy, ^.^ nyot >_< out >_> of my ->w< pwomise. -OTHEWWO. >_< Iago ^.^ beckons me; :3 nyow ^.^ he begins OwO the >_< stowy. -CASSIO. She ÚwÚ was here x3 even UwU nyow; ^.^ she >w< haunts me in every :3 pwace. I ÚwÚ was -OwO the uWu othew :3 day >_> tawking uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ sea bank with ÚwÚ cewtain Venyetians, ÚwÚ and -thithew comes OwO the bauble, :3 and, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, ^.^ she ^.^ fawws me ;;w;; thus -about my ^.^ nyeck- -OTHEWWO. ^w^ Cwying, uWu "O dear Cassio!" as ^.^ it >w< wewe; his xDD gestuwe impowts -it. -CASSIO. ^w^ So OwO hangs ÚwÚ and lolls ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ weeps x3 upon me; OwO so hales ÚwÚ and xDD puwws ->_> me. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! -OTHEWWO. Nyow ^.^ he uWu tewws how ^.^ she ÚwÚ pwucked him ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. :33 O, I UwU see -UwU that nyose >_> of xDD youws, uWu but ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ dog I uWu shaww thwow ^.^ it x3 to. -CASSIO. Weww, I >w< must xDD weave xDD hew :33 company. -^w^ IAGO. Before UwU me! ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe ^.^ she comes. -CASSIO. ^.^ 'Tis such another fitchew! >w< mawwy, :3 a uWu pewfumed ^w^ onye. - -x3 Entew uWu Bianca. - -What ^-^ do you UwU mean uWu by :3 this haunting >_> of x3 me? -BIANCA. >_> Wet OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and his dam ^.^ haunt xDD you! What >_> did you UwU mean uWu by -UwU that >_> same handkerchief you >_> gave me x3 even ^w^ nyow? I ÚwÚ was :3 a fine OwO foow ^-^ to -UwU take it. I >w< must UwU take >_< out OwO the wowk? OwO A :33 wikewy piece >_> of wowk UwU that -you shouwd find ^.^ it in >_> youw ;;w;; chambew ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ who weft ^.^ it -;;w;; thewe! :3 This :3 is >w< some ^.^ minx's token, ÚwÚ and I >w< must UwU take >_< out OwO the wowk? -Thewe, ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> youw hobbyhowse. ÚwÚ Whewesoevew you xDD had it, I'll UwU take ->_< out nyo wowk on't. -CASSIO. OwO How nyow, my ^w^ sweet x3 Bianca! how nyow! how nyow! -OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, UwU that shouwd >w< be my ^-^ handkewchief! -BIANCA. An ^w^ you'ww come ^-^ to ^w^ suppew uWu tonyight, you :3 may; OwO an you uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, -come when you awe next prepared OwO fow. UwU Exit. -^w^ IAGO. :33 Aftew UwU hew, aftew :3 hew. -CASSIO. OwO Faith, I must; she'll ;;w;; waiw >w< i' OwO the uWu stweet >w< ewse. -^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you sup thewe? -CASSIO. OwO Faith, I intend ÚwÚ so. -^w^ IAGO. Weww, I ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to UwU see you, uWu fow I would vewy fain speak -with you. -CASSIO. Prithee, x3 come; uWu wiww you? -^w^ IAGO. uWu Go to; uWu say nyo more. Exit Cassio. -OTHEWWO. [Advancing.] OwO How uWu shaww I >_> muwthew ^w^ him, ^-^ Iago? -^w^ IAGO. OwO Did you pewceive how ^.^ he :33 waughed at his >_< vice? -OTHEWWO. :3 O ;;w;; Iago! -^w^ IAGO. And >_> did you UwU see OwO the handkewchief? -OTHEWWO. >_> Was UwU that ÚwÚ minye? -^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Youws, uWu by :3 this hand. And ^-^ to UwU see how ^.^ he prizes OwO the foowish -^-^ woman >_> youw UwU wife! She >_> gave ^.^ it ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< given ^.^ it his whowe. -OTHEWWO. I would ^.^ have him :33 nyinye years :3 akiwwing. OwO A fine woman! :3 a fair -woman! :3 a ^w^ sweet woman! -^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must ^-^ fowget ;;w;; that. -OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, let xDD hew ^-^ wot, ÚwÚ and pewish, ÚwÚ and >w< be damned uWu tonyight, uWu fow -^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. No, my OwO heawt :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed ^-^ to stonye; I strike it, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ it hurts my hand. :33 O, OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ sweetew >_> cweatuwe. -She UwU might lie uWu by OwO an emperor's >w< side, ÚwÚ and xDD command him ÚwÚ tasks. -^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ^.^ nyot >_> youw way. -OTHEWWO. >w< Hang her! I ^-^ do uWu but uWu say what ^.^ she is. ^w^ So delicate with xDD hew -needle, OwO an ^.^ admiwabwe musician. :33 O, ^.^ she uWu wiww sing OwO the x3 savagenyess ->_< out >_> of :3 a OwO beaw. x3 Of OwO so UwU high ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwenteous ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and uWu invention- -^w^ IAGO. x3 She's OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow >w< aww ÚwÚ this. -OTHEWWO. :33 O, :3 a OwO thousand, :3 a ^w^ thousand x3 times. And then, >_> of OwO so gentwe :3 a -^w^ condition! -^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, xDD too gentle. -OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. But ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ pity >_> of it, ;;w;; Iago! -:3 O x3 Iago, OwO the ^-^ pity >_> of it, ;;w;; Iago! -^w^ IAGO. >w< If you awe OwO so OwO fond xDD uvw xDD hew iniquity, ^w^ give xDD hew >_< patent ^-^ to -offend, for, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ touch ^.^ nyot you, ^.^ it comes ;;w;; nyeaw nobody. -OTHEWWO. I uWu wiww ^-^ chop xDD hew OwO into ;;w;; messes. >_< Cuckowd UwU me! -^w^ IAGO. :33 O, 'tis ;;w;; fouw in :3 hew. -OTHEWWO. x3 With >_< minye officer! -^w^ IAGO. ^.^ That's fouwew. -OTHEWWO. UwU Get me >w< some poison, x3 Iago, :3 this ^-^ nyight. I'll ^.^ nyot expostuwate -with UwU hew, west xDD hew ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and x3 beauty unpwovide my :33 mind again. :3 This -night, UwU Iago. -^w^ IAGO. Do ^.^ it ^.^ nyot with poison, stwangwe xDD hew in xDD hew :33 bed, x3 even OwO the bed -^.^ she ;;w;; hath UwU contaminyated. -OTHEWWO. OwO Good, uWu good, OwO the :33 justice >_> of ^.^ it >_< pweases, vewy :33 good. -^w^ IAGO. And uWu fow OwO Cassio, let me >w< be his UwU undewtakew. You uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe -uWu by midnyight. -OTHEWWO. Excellent :33 good. ;;w;; [A twumpet OwO within.] What twumpet :3 is UwU that -same? -^w^ IAGO. OwO Something ^-^ fwom >_> Venyice, sure. ^.^ 'Tis Wodovico -Come ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> Duke. And, UwU see >_> youw UwU wife :3 is with >_> him. - -x3 Entew >_< Wodovico, uWu Desdemonya, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -x3 WODOVICO. :3 God :33 save OwO the >w< wowthy x3 genyewaw! -OTHEWWO. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, sir. -x3 WODOVICO. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ and Senators >_> of Venyice gweet you. -Gives him :3 a letter. -OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ kiss OwO the ^.^ instwument >_> of theiw ^.^ pweasuwes. -^.^ Opens OwO the letter, ÚwÚ and reads. ->w< DESDEMONyA. And ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews, good cousin >_< Wodovico? -^w^ IAGO. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you, UwU signyiow; ->w< Wewcome ^-^ to Cypwus. -x3 WODOVICO. I :3 thank you. OwO How OwO does :3 Wieutenyant :33 Cassio? -^w^ IAGO. :3 Wives, sir. ->w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Cousin, :33 thewe's OwO faww'n :3 between him ÚwÚ and my lord -An UwU unkind ÚwÚ bweech; uWu but you uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< aww :33 weww. -OTHEWWO. uWu Awe you ^w^ suwe >_> of ÚwÚ that? ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. [Reads.] UwU "This x3 faiw you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu do, as you wiww-" -x3 WODOVICO. ÚwÚ He >_> did ^.^ nyot caww; :33 he's busy in OwO the >w< papew. -^-^ Is there *looks away* division :33 'twixt my lord ÚwÚ and :33 Cassio? ->w< DESDEMONyA. OwO A UwU most OwO unhappy ^w^ onye. I would ^-^ do >w< much -ÚwÚ To >_> atonye ;;w;; them, uWu fow OwO the love I bear ^-^ to Cassio. -OTHEWWO. Fire ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwimstonye! ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. uWu Awe you wise? ->w< DESDEMONyA. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he angwy? -x3 WODOVICO. May >w< be OwO the letter ÚwÚ muvd him; ->_< Fow, as I xDD think, uWu they ^-^ do xDD command him home, -xDD Deputing ;;w;; Cassio in his guvwnment. ->w< DESDEMONyA. By my ^w^ twoth, I x3 am ^.^ gwad on't. -OTHEWWO. uWu Indeed! ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you ^w^ mad. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ sweet ^w^ Othewwo? -OTHEWWO. Devil! Strikes :3 hew. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< desewved ÚwÚ this. -x3 WODOVICO. UwU My lord, :3 this would ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; bewieved in >_> Venyice, -^-^ Though I shouwd uWu sweaw I OwO saw't. ^.^ 'Tis vewy ^w^ much. -UwU Make xDD hew amends; ^.^ she OwO weeps. -OTHEWWO. :3 O x3 deviw, deviw! ->w< If UwU that OwO the :3 eawth :33 couwd >w< teem with :3 woman's >_< teaws, ->_> Each >_> dwop ^.^ she ^.^ fawws would ^w^ pwuv :3 a cwocodiwe. -Out >_> of my uWu sight! ->w< DESDEMONyA. [Going.] I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay ^-^ to offend you. -x3 WODOVICO. Twuwy, OwO an uWu obedient >_< wady. -I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw :3 wowdship, caww xDD hew ^-^ back. -OTHEWWO. >_< Mistwess! ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. What would you with UwU hew, sir? -x3 WODOVICO. Who, OwO I, my UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, you >_> did ^w^ wish UwU that I would ^-^ make xDD hew OwO tuwn. ->_> Siw, ^.^ she can xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and turn, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< go OwO on, -And xDD tuwn ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she can ;;w;; weep, ;;w;; siw, >w< weep; -And she's ^-^ obedient, as you ÚwÚ say, ^-^ obedient, -Very OwO obedient. x3 Pwoceed you in >_> youw uWu teaws. -;;w;; Concewnying this, sir- :3 O x3 weww-painted uWu passion!- -I x3 am ^w^ commanded UwU home. UwU Get you away; -I'll ^-^ send uWu fow you x3 anyon. >_> Siw, I ^-^ obey OwO the UwU mandate, -And uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Venyice. ÚwÚ Hence, xDD avaunt! -Exit Desdemona. -;;w;; Cassio uWu shaww ^.^ have my :3 pwace. And, ;;w;; siw, uWu tonyight, -I ^-^ do entweat UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may sup >w< togethew. -You awe welcome, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to Cypwus. :33 Goats ÚwÚ and monkeys! -UwU Exit. -x3 WODOVICO. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the x3 nyobwe Moor xDD whom ^-^ ouw :33 fuww Senate -^-^ Caww >w< aww in >w< aww ^-^ sufficient? :3 This OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe -x3 Whom passion :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< shake? uWu whose solid :3 viwtue -The shot >_> of accident :3 nyow ^w^ dawt >_> of uWu chance -Could neither graze :3 nyow xDD piewce? -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< much changed. -x3 WODOVICO. uWu Awe his xDD wits xDD safe? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^.^ wight >_> of brain? -^w^ IAGO. >w< He's UwU that ^.^ he is. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot bweathe my ÚwÚ censuwe -What ^.^ he UwU might xDD be: ^-^ if what ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; nyot, -I would ^-^ to >w< heaven ^.^ he ÚwÚ wewe! -x3 WODOVICO. >_> What, strike his UwU wife! -^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet would I knew -:33 That OwO stwoke would ^w^ pwuv OwO the worst! -x3 WODOVICO. ^-^ Is ^.^ it his :3 use? -Ow >_> did OwO the letters wowk x3 upon his blood, -And OwO nyew UwU cweate :3 this ^.^ fauwt? -^w^ IAGO. ^.^ Awas, awas! -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD honyesty in me ^-^ to speak -What I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and known. You uWu shaww observe ^w^ him, -And his >_> own courses uWu wiww xDD denyote him OwO so -:33 That I ^-^ may :33 save my xDD speech. Do uWu but >w< go aftew, -And mark how ^.^ he continues. -x3 WODOVICO. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that I x3 am >w< deceived in >_> him. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. - -OTHEWWO. You ^.^ have uWu seen nothing, ^.^ then? -:3 EMIWIA. Nyow >w< evew heard, :3 nyow >w< evew >_> did uWu suspect. -OTHEWWO. x3 Yes, you ^.^ have uWu seen ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >w< togethew. -:3 EMIWIA. But then I ^-^ saw nyo :33 hawm, ÚwÚ and then I heard ->_> Each syllable UwU that >_> bweath :3 made OwO up :3 between ^.^ them. -OTHEWWO. >_> What, >_> did uWu they never OwO whispew? -:3 EMIWIA. OwO Nyevew, my :33 wowd. -OTHEWWO. Nyow ^-^ send you >_< out o' OwO the ^w^ way? -:3 EMIWIA. >_< Nyevew. -OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch xDD hew ÚwÚ fan, xDD hew gwuvs, xDD hew mask, :3 nyow :3 nyothing? -:3 EMIWIA. OwO Nyevew, my :33 wowd. -OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's :33 stwange. -:3 EMIWIA. I OwO duwst, my lord, ^-^ to uWu wagew ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ honyest, ->w< Way ;;w;; down my ^w^ souw at ^-^ stake. >w< If you ÚwÚ think xDD othew, -^.^ Wemuv >_> youw thought; ^.^ it doth ^w^ abuse >_> youw >_< bosom. ->w< If ^-^ any ÚwÚ wwetch ^.^ have >w< put :3 this in >_> youw uWu head, ->_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it with OwO the serpent's uWu cuwse! ->_< Fow ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ honyest, chaste, ÚwÚ and true, -There's nyo man x3 happy; OwO the puwest >_> of theiw ;;w;; wives -^-^ Is ;;w;; fouw as swandew. -OTHEWWO. UwU Bid xDD hew come uWu hithew; ^.^ go. Exit xDD Emiwia. -She :33 says enyough; ÚwÚ yet she's :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe uWu bawd -:33 That cannyot uWu say as ^w^ much. :3 This :3 is :3 a subtle whore, -OwO A closet ^-^ wock ÚwÚ and ;;w;; key >_> of >_< viwwainyous secrets. -And ÚwÚ yet she'll knyeew ÚwÚ and xDD pway; I ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew :3 do't. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Desdemonya with xDD Emiwia. - ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My lord, what :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? -OTHEWWO. >_> Pway, chuck, come hithew. ->w< DESDEMONyA. What :3 is >_> youw pleasure? -OTHEWWO. >_> Wet me UwU see >_> youw ^w^ eyes; -Wook in my face. ->w< DESDEMONyA. What horrible fancy's uWu this? -OTHEWWO. uWu [To >_> Emiwia.] uWu Some >_> of >_> youw >_< function, mistress, -Weave ÚwÚ pwocweants :3 awonye ÚwÚ and OwO shut OwO the uWu doow; -^w^ Cough, ^w^ ow x3 cwy UwU "hem," ^-^ if anybody come. -Your mystery, >_> youw mystery; xDD nyay, UwU dispatch. Exit xDD Emiwia. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Upon my knees, what doth >_> youw OwO speech ^w^ impowt? -I undewstand :3 a :3 fuwy in >_> youw x3 wowds, -But ^.^ nyot OwO the wowds. -OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, what art thou? ->w< DESDEMONyA. Your xDD wife, my lord, >_> youw OwO twue ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw wife. -OTHEWWO. ^w^ Come, uWu sweaw it, x3 damn thysewf; -OwO West, being >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of UwU heaven, OwO the devils themsewves -;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize thee. OwO Thewefowe >w< be double-damn'd; -OwO Sweaw :3 thou art :33 honyest. ->w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Heaven doth ^.^ twuwy xDD knyow it. -OTHEWWO. xDD Heaven ^.^ twuwy knows UwU that :3 thou art false as ÚwÚ heww. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ To whom, my UwU wowd? with >_< whom? how x3 am I x3 fawse? -OTHEWWO. :3 O Desdemona! xDD Away! >w< away! >w< away! ->w< DESDEMONyA. Awas OwO the :33 heavy xDD day! UwU Why ^-^ do you xDD weep? -OwO Am I OwO the uWu motive >_> of ^.^ these >_< teaws, my UwU wowd? ->w< If uWu hapwy you my fathew ^-^ do :3 suspect -An ^.^ instwument >_> of :3 this >_> youw calling ^w^ back, ->w< Way ^.^ nyot >_> youw blame uWu on >_> me. >w< If you ^.^ have lost ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have lost him ^w^ too. -OTHEWWO. Had ^.^ it ÚwÚ pweased >w< heaven -ÚwÚ To twy me with ^-^ affwiction, xDD had uWu they ^.^ wain'd -^-^ Aww kinds >_> of >_> sowes ÚwÚ and uWu shames uWu on my x3 bawe uWu head, -uWu Steep'd me in poverty ^-^ to OwO the vewy wips, -x3 Given ^-^ to x3 captivity me ÚwÚ and my xDD utmost hopes, -I shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found in >w< some place >_> of my ^w^ souw -OwO A >_> dwop >_> of patience; ;;w;; but, alas, ^-^ to ^-^ make me -OwO A uWu fixed figuwe uWu fow OwO the UwU time >_> of :33 scown -ÚwÚ To point his uWu swow unmoving fingew at! ->_> Yet :33 couwd I bear UwU that UwU too, well, vewy ;;w;; weww; -But there, xDD whewe I ^.^ have ^.^ gawnyew'd OwO up my xDD heawt, -:3 Whewe ;;w;; eithew I >w< must live ^w^ ow bear nyo life; -The >_< fountain ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; which my cuwwent wuns, -Ow ewse >w< dwies up; ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ discawded thence! -Ow ^-^ keep ^.^ it as :3 a cistewn uWu fow ;;w;; fouw xDD toads -ÚwÚ To knot ÚwÚ and xDD gendew in! OwO Tuwn >w< thy complexion there, -UwU Patience, :3 thou x3 young ÚwÚ and ^-^ wose-wipp'd cherubin, ->w< Ay, there, ÚwÚ wook >w< gwim as heww! ->w< DESDEMONyA. I >w< hope my x3 nyobwe lord esteems me :33 honyest. -OTHEWWO. :33 O, ^-^ ay, as uWu summew flies awe in OwO the xDD shambwes, -:33 That quicken x3 even with uWu bwowing. :3 O :3 thou weed, -OwO Who art OwO so UwU wuvwy fair ÚwÚ and :33 smeww'st OwO so ^w^ sweet -:33 That OwO the :33 sense ;;w;; aches at ^.^ thee, would :3 thou xDD hadst :33 nye'ew >_< been uWu bown! ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, what ^w^ ignyowant xDD sin ^.^ have I uWu committed? -OTHEWWO. >_> Was :3 this fair paper, :3 this UwU most ÚwÚ goodwy book, -^w^ Made ^-^ to wwite "whore" xDD upon? What uWu committed? -Committed? :3 O :3 thou uWu pubwic OwO commonyew! -I shouwd ^-^ make vewy uWu fowges >_> of my :33 cheeks, -:33 That would ^-^ to cindews >_< buwn OwO up modesty, -OwO Did I uWu but speak >w< thy >_< deeds. What uWu committed! -xDD Heaven stops OwO the nyose at it, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ moon OwO winks; -The ^-^ bawdy wind, UwU that OwO kisses >w< aww ^.^ it xDD meets, -^-^ Is hush'd within OwO the >w< howwow >_< minye >_> of :3 eawth, -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear it. What uWu committed? -^-^ Impudent strumpet! ->w< DESDEMONyA. By UwU heaven, you ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong. -OTHEWWO. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you :3 a >_> stwumpet? ->w< DESDEMONyA. No, as I x3 am :3 a Chwistian. ->w< If ^-^ to OwO pwesewve :3 this vessel uWu fow my lord -From ^-^ any uWu othew ;;w;; fouw uWu unwawfuw ^.^ touch -Be ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^-^ stwumpet, I x3 am none. -OTHEWWO. >_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 whowe? ->w< DESDEMONyA. No, as I uWu shaww >w< be >_> saved. -OTHEWWO. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? ->w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, >w< heaven forgive >_< us! -OTHEWWO. I x3 cwy you UwU mewcy then; -I took you uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ cunnying xDD whowe >_> of Venyice -:33 That married with ÚwÚ Othewwo. [Waises his :3 voice.] :3 You, mistress, -:33 That ^.^ have OwO the >w< office >w< opposite ^-^ to x3 Saint ;;w;; Petew, -And ^-^ keep OwO the xDD gate >_> of heww! - -;;w;; We-entew xDD Emiwia. - -:3 You, you, ^-^ ay, xDD you! -We ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw couwse; :33 thewe's money uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. -I pray you, xDD tuwn OwO the key, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw x3 counsew. UwU Exit. -:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, what OwO does :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^w^ conceive? -OwO How ^-^ do you, OwO madam? OwO How ^-^ do you, my good >w< wady? ->w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Faith, half asleep. -:3 EMIWIA. Good UwU madam, ^w^ what's OwO the matter with my UwU wowd? ->w< DESDEMONyA. x3 With UwU who? -:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ Why, with my lord, ÚwÚ madam. ->w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Who :3 is >w< thy UwU wowd? -:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is xDD youws, ^w^ sweet >_< wady. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have none. Do ^.^ nyot talk ^-^ to uWu me, Emilia; -I cannyot ;;w;; weep, :3 nyow ÚwÚ answew ^.^ have I UwU nyonye -But what shouwd >w< go uWu by watew. Prithee, tonight ->w< Way uWu on my bed my >w< wedding UwU sheets. :3 Wemembew, -And caww >w< thy xDD husband hithew. -:3 EMIWIA. Here's :3 a >_> change uWu indeed! -UwU Exit. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet I shouwd >w< be used so, vewy ÚwÚ meet. -OwO How ^.^ have I >_< been :3 behaved, UwU that ^.^ he UwU might ÚwÚ stick -The smaww'st >_< opinyion uWu on my :33 weast OwO misuse? - -;;w;; We-entew Emiwia with UwU Iago. - -^w^ IAGO. What :3 is >_> youw pweasuwe, OwO madam? OwO How :3 is't with you? ->w< DESDEMONyA. I cannyot tell. Those UwU that ^-^ do teach x3 young >w< babes -Do ^.^ it with gentwe :3 means ÚwÚ and :33 easy ÚwÚ tasks. -ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have xDD chid me so, uWu fow in good :33 faith, -I x3 am :3 a >w< chiwd ^-^ to UwU chiding. -^w^ IAGO. What's OwO the matter, >w< wady? -:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, x3 Iago, my lord ;;w;; hath OwO so uWu bewhowed UwU hew, -;;w;; Thwown such UwU despite ÚwÚ and :33 heavy >_> tewms x3 upon UwU hew, -UwU As OwO twue hearts cannyot OwO beaw. ->w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Am I UwU that uWu nyame, ^-^ Iago? -^w^ IAGO. What uWu nyame, fair >w< wady? ->w< DESDEMONyA. Such as ^.^ she :33 says my lord >_> did uWu say I ÚwÚ was. -:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ He xDD caww'd xDD hew whore; :3 a >_< beggaw in his dwink -Could ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> waid such >_> tewms x3 upon his :33 cawwet. -^w^ IAGO. UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he so? ->w< DESDEMONyA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know; I x3 am ^w^ suwe I x3 am UwU nyonye xDD such. -^w^ IAGO. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weep, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot weep. Awas OwO the xDD day! -:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she >_< fowsook OwO so many x3 nyobwe matches, -Her fathew ÚwÚ and xDD hew ;;w;; countwy ÚwÚ and xDD hew fwiends, -ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD caww'd x3 whowe? Wouwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ make ^-^ onye xDD weep? ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It :3 is my wwetched xDD fowtunye. -^w^ IAGO. UwU Beshwew him :33 fow't! -OwO How comes :3 this xDD twick x3 upon OwO him? ->w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< heaven doth know. -:3 EMIWIA. I uWu wiww >w< be hang'd, ^-^ if >w< some eternal viwwain, -uWu Some busy ÚwÚ and insinuating wogue, -uWu Some :33 cogging, cozenying slave, ^-^ to >_< get >w< some >_> office, ->_< Have ^.^ nyot devised :3 this slander; I'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd >w< ewse. -^w^ IAGO. :33 Fie, there :3 is nyo such >w< man; ^.^ it :3 is >_> impossibwe. ->w< DESDEMONyA. >w< If ^-^ any such there ^.^ be, >w< heaven pawdon :3 him! -:3 EMIWIA. OwO A ^-^ hawtew pawdon :3 him! And heww OwO gnyaw his ^.^ bonyes! -UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he caww xDD hew x3 whowe? OwO Who >_< keeps xDD hew xDD company? -What :3 pwace? What >_> time? What form? What wikewihood? -The ^w^ Moow's UwU abused uWu by >w< some UwU most >_< viwwainyous >_< knyave, -uWu Some base notorious >_< knyave, >w< some scurvy fewwow. -:3 O UwU heaven, UwU that such companyions ^-^ thou'wdst ^w^ unfowd, -And >w< put in every >w< honyest hand :3 a x3 whip -ÚwÚ To wash OwO the >_> wascaws ^.^ nyaked OwO thwough OwO the x3 wowwd ->_< Even ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ east ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ west! -^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Speak within ^w^ doow. -:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, ^-^ fie x3 upon them! uWu Some such squire ^.^ he ÚwÚ was -:33 That tuwn'd >_> youw ÚwÚ wit OwO the OwO seamy >_> side ^-^ without, -And :3 made you ^-^ to :3 suspect me with OwO the Moor. -^w^ IAGO. You awe :3 a OwO foow; >w< go x3 to. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :3 O good x3 Iago, -What uWu shaww I ^-^ do ^-^ to ^.^ win my lord OwO again? -Good OwO fwiend, >w< go ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow uWu by :3 this ^.^ wight >_> of UwU heaven, -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I lost >_> him. ;;w;; Hewe I knyeew: ->w< If e'ew my uWu wiww >_> did ÚwÚ twespass >w< 'gainst his love -x3 Eithew in :3 discouwse >_> of ^w^ thought ^w^ ow actuaw deed, -Ow UwU that >_< minye >_> eyes, >_< minye eaws, ^w^ ow ^-^ any :33 sense, -^.^ Dewighted them in ^-^ any uWu othew >_> fowm, -Ow UwU that I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> yet, ÚwÚ and >w< evew :33 did, -And >w< evew wiww, >w< though ^.^ he ^-^ do >_< shake me x3 off -ÚwÚ To uWu beggawwy divorcement, love him dearly, -Comfowt forswear UwU me! Unkindnyess ^-^ may ^-^ do xDD much, -And his unkindness ^-^ may x3 defeat my xDD wife, -But never ^-^ taint my wuv. I cannyot uWu say "whowe." -^w^ It doth ^w^ abhow me :3 nyow I speak OwO the ^w^ wowd; -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do OwO the ^.^ act UwU that UwU might OwO the >w< addition x3 eawn -:3 Nyot OwO the world's mass >_> of vanyity :33 couwd ^-^ make >_> me. -^w^ IAGO. I pray you, >w< be >w< content; 'tis uWu but his ÚwÚ humow: -The ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the OwO state OwO does him ^w^ offense, -And ^.^ he OwO does ^w^ chide with you. ->w< DESDEMONyA. >w< If 'twere nyo ÚwÚ othew- -^w^ IAGO. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but so, I wawwant. ^-^ Twumpets within. -Hawk, how ^.^ these xDD instwuments summon ^-^ to uWu suppew! -The messengews >_> of Venyice stay OwO the meat. -uWu Go ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and weep not; >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be :33 weww. ->_< Exeunt ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. - -x3 Entew Roderigo. - -OwO How nyow, Wodewigo! -WODEWIGO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot find UwU that :3 thou dealest justly with >_> me. -^w^ IAGO. What in OwO the >w< contwawy? -WODEWIGO. uWu Evewy :3 day :3 thou UwU daffest me with >w< some OwO device, >w< Iago; ÚwÚ and -^.^ wathew, as ^.^ it uWu seems ^-^ to me nyow, >_> keepest ^-^ fwom me >w< aww :3 convenyiency -than suppliest me with OwO the :33 weast ^w^ advantage >_> of :33 hope. I uWu wiww >_< indeed -nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> enduwe xDD it; :3 nyow x3 am I ÚwÚ yet pewsuaded ^-^ to >w< put OwO up in xDD peace -what already I ^.^ have >_< foowishwy suffewed. -^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you hear uWu me, Roderigo? -WODEWIGO. OwO Faith, I ^.^ have heard xDD too xDD much, uWu fow >_> youw uWu wowds ÚwÚ and -performances awe nyo uWu kin >w< togethew. -^w^ IAGO. You chawge me UwU most unjustly. -WODEWIGO. x3 With UwU nyought uWu but :33 twuth. I ^.^ have ^.^ wasted ^-^ mysewf >_< out >_> of my -^w^ means. The jewews you ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to x3 dewivew ^-^ to ;;w;; Desdemonya -would half ^.^ have >_< cowwupted :3 a >_< votawist. You ^.^ have told me ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ->_< weceived them ÚwÚ and wetuwnyed me ^.^ expectations ÚwÚ and UwU comfowts >_> of ^w^ sudden ->_< wespect ÚwÚ and >w< acquaintance; uWu but I find none. -^w^ IAGO. Weww, >w< go ^.^ to, vewy :33 weww. -WODEWIGO. Very well! >w< go to! I cannyot >w< go ^.^ to, >w< man; :3 nyow 'tis ^.^ nyot vewy -:33 weww. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, I uWu say 'tis vewy OwO scuwvy, ÚwÚ and begin ^-^ to find -^-^ mysewf uWu fopped in it. -^w^ IAGO. Very :33 weww. -WODEWIGO. I tell you 'tis ^.^ nyot vewy :33 weww. I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf OwO knyown -^-^ to Desdemona. >w< If ^.^ she uWu wiww xDD wetuwn me my jewews, I uWu wiww ^w^ give xDD uvw -my suit ÚwÚ and ^w^ wepent my uWu unwawfuw sowicitation; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, assuwe -yourself I uWu wiww >w< seek satisfaction >_> of you. -^w^ IAGO. You ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO nyow. -WODEWIGO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said nyothing uWu but what I uWu pwotest intendment >_> of +^-^ IAGO. >_> Thewe's >_< nyonye UwU so fouw ÚwÚ and >_< foowish theweunto, +OwO But does fouw ^-^ pwanks which >w< faiw ÚwÚ and uWu wise ^-^ onyes xDD do. +x3 DESDEMONyA. x3 O x3 heavy >w< ignyowance! ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ pwaisest x3 the worst >_> best. OwO But >_> what +praise ^w^ couwdst xDD thou bestow on :3 a desewving OwO woman :33 indeed, one :3 that +uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ authowity of her merit uWu did >_< justwy put on x3 the ÚwÚ vouch of xDD vewy +malice ÚwÚ itsewf? +^-^ IAGO. :33 She :3 that UwU was OwO evew >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew :3 pwoud, +xDD Had >_> tongue uWu at xDD wiww ÚwÚ and yet UwU was >_< nyevew woud, +xDD Nyevew wack'd gowd ÚwÚ and yet OwO went >_< nyevew ^.^ gay, +>_< Fwed from her ÚwÚ wish ÚwÚ and yet said, "Now UwU I ^-^ may"; +:33 She :3 that, ^.^ being anger'd, her xDD wevenge ^.^ being nigh, +^-^ Bade her wrong xDD stay ÚwÚ and her >_< dispweasuwe xDD fwy; +:33 She :3 that uWu in ^.^ wisdom >_< nyevew UwU was UwU so frail +;;w;; To change x3 the x3 cod's >_> head fow x3 the xDD sawmon's tail; +:33 She :3 that couwd think ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew discwose her UwU mind, +xDD See ^-^ suitows fowwowing ÚwÚ and nyot wook :3 behind; +:33 She UwU was :3 a wight, >_> if OwO evew xDD such >w< wight were- +x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; To UwU do UwU what? +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; To ^.^ suckwe foows ÚwÚ and chwonyicwe UwU smaww beew. +x3 DESDEMONyA. x3 O UwU most :3 wame ÚwÚ and impotent ;;w;; concwusion! Do nyot :3 weawn of :3 him, +uWu Emiwia, ^w^ though ^.^ he be >w< thy husband. How >_> say UwU you, ^w^ Cassio? Is ^.^ he nyot +:3 a UwU most uWu pwofanye ÚwÚ and xDD wibewaw >_> counsewow? +>_< CASSIO. >w< He xDD speaks ^.^ home, UwU madam. >_> You OwO may wewish ^.^ him ^.^ mowe uWu in x3 the +soldier than uWu in x3 the scholar. +^-^ IAGO. >_< [Aside.] >w< He UwU takes her ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ pawm; :33 ay, weww said, uWu whispew. +With >_< as xDD wittwe :3 a uWu web >_< as ÚwÚ this xDD wiww UwU I :3 ensnyawe >_< as great :3 a fwy >_< as +:33 Cassio. Ay, ;;w;; smiwe ;;w;; upon hew, do; UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ gyve uWu thee uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own +couwtship. >_> You >_> say true; UwU 'tis >_> so, indeed. ;;w;; If xDD such tricks >_< as these +stwip xDD you x3 out of x3 youw lieutenantry, >w< it xDD had :33 been xDD bettew xDD you xDD had +nyot xDD kissed x3 youw >w< thwee x3 fingews UwU so :3 oft, which nyow again xDD you OwO awe +UwU most ^-^ apt to :33 pway x3 the ^w^ siw ^.^ in. Very UwU good. Weww kissed! >w< an :3 excewwent +^w^ couwtesy! UwU 'tis >_> so, indeed. ÚwÚ Yet again x3 youw x3 fingews to x3 youw wips? +Wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe cwystew-pipes fow x3 youw uWu sake! ;;w;; [Twumpet :33 within.] +uWu The Moor! UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his twumpet. +>_< CASSIO. 'Tis :33 twuwy :3 so. +x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Wet's :3 meet ^.^ him ÚwÚ and receive ^.^ him. +>_< CASSIO. Lo, :3 whewe ^.^ he comes! + +Entew Othewwo ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O x3 my >w< faiw uWu wawwiow! +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My uWu deaw UwU Othewwo! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ It ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me wonder great >_< as x3 my :3 content +;;w;; To >_> see xDD you OwO hewe >w< befowe x3 me. x3 O x3 my x3 souw's >_< joy! +;;w;; If ÚwÚ aftew every UwU tempest come xDD such cawms, +^-^ May x3 the >_< winds ^w^ bwow >w< tiww ;;w;; they uWu have uWu waken'd ;;w;; death! +xDD And wet x3 the ÚwÚ wabowing >_< bawk x3 cwimb >w< hiwws of seas +>_> Owympus-high, ÚwÚ and ^w^ duck again >_< as wow +;;w;; As ^-^ heww's from :3 heaven! ;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe nyow to >_> die, +uWu 'Twewe nyow to be UwU most happy; fow UwU I feaw +OwO My :3 souw hath her :3 content UwU so ^w^ absowute +:33 That nyot anyothew uWu comfowt ^.^ wike to ÚwÚ this +:3 Succeeds uWu in unknown ÚwÚ fate. +x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu The heavens UwU fowbid +OwO But :3 that UwU ouw loves ÚwÚ and UwU comfowts >_> shouwd UwU incwease, +Even >_< as UwU ouw OwO days UwU do grow! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Amen to :3 that, x3 sweet :33 powews! +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak enough of ÚwÚ this content; +^.^ It xDD stops ;;w;; me ^.^ hewe; >w< it >_> is ^w^ too much of ^-^ joy. +xDD And uWu this, ÚwÚ and uWu this, x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest :3 discowds be xDD Kisses her. +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU ouw heawts UwU shaww make! +^-^ IAGO. >_< [Aside.] >_< O, xDD you OwO awe weww tunyed >_< nyow! +OwO But I'll uWu set down x3 the ^.^ pegs :3 that >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ music, +;;w;; As xDD honyest >_< as UwU I am. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us to x3 the >w< castwe. +News, friends: UwU ouw UwU waws OwO awe :33 donye, x3 the Turks OwO awe dwown'd. +How does x3 my ;;w;; owd >_< acquaintance of ÚwÚ this >w< iswe? +Honey, xDD you UwU shaww be weww ÚwÚ desiwed uWu in Cypwus; +UwU I uWu have >_> found great wuv amongst OwO them. x3 O x3 my sweet, +UwU I ^w^ pwattwe x3 out of fashion, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> dote +^w^ In >_< minye UwU own uWu comfowts. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ good >w< Iago, +Go to x3 the ^w^ bay ÚwÚ and disembark x3 my >_> coffews. +Bring xDD thou x3 the >_< mastew to x3 the citadew; +>w< He >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good one, ÚwÚ and :33 his wowthinyess +ÚwÚ Does challenge much wespect. ^.^ Come, >w< Desdemonya, +Once ^.^ mowe weww >w< met uWu at :3 Cypwus. +Exeunt aww >_> but OwO Iago ÚwÚ and :3 Wodewigo. +^-^ IAGO. Do xDD thou :3 meet ;;w;; me presently uWu at x3 the harbor. :3 Come hithew. ;;w;; If xDD thou +ÚwÚ be'st xDD vawiant- >_< as ;;w;; they >_> say UwU base ;;w;; men ^.^ being uWu in wuv uWu have xDD then :3 a +>_> nyobiwity uWu in uWu theiw natures ^.^ mowe than >_> is OwO nyative to OwO them- ÚwÚ wist x3 me. +uWu The UwU wieutenyant :3 tonyight watches on x3 the court of >w< guawd. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU I +^w^ must tell uWu thee :33 this: Desdemona >_> is xDD diwectwy uWu in wuv with ^.^ him. +>w< WODEWIGO. With him? Why, UwU 'tis nyot UwU possibwe. +^-^ IAGO. Way >w< thy finger thus, ÚwÚ and wet >w< thy :3 souw be x3 instwucted. >_> Mawk ;;w;; me +with >_> what x3 viowence ^.^ she xDD fiwst xDD wuvd x3 the uWu Moow, >_> but fow ^.^ bwagging ÚwÚ and +:3 tewwing her OwO fantasticaw uWu wies. xDD And xDD wiww ^.^ she wuv ^.^ him still fow +xDD pwating? Let nyot >w< thy >w< discweet >_< heawt think :3 it. :3 Hew ^w^ eye ^w^ must be +:3 fed; ÚwÚ and >_> what delight UwU shaww ^.^ she uWu have to wook on x3 the devil? x3 When +x3 the :3 bwood >_> is UwU made dull with x3 the ;;w;; act of sport, there >_> shouwd be, +again to uWu infwame >w< it ÚwÚ and to UwU give satiety :3 a >w< fwesh uWu appetite, +xDD wuvwinyess uWu in favor, >_> sympathy uWu in years, :3 mannyews, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; beauties- +aww which x3 the Moor >_> is ÚwÚ defective ^.^ in. >_> Nyow, fow ^.^ want of these +OwO wequiwed :33 convenyiences, her xDD dewicate :33 tendewnyess xDD wiww find itsewf +abused, x3 begin to x3 heave x3 the >_< gowge, uWu diswewish ÚwÚ and abhow x3 the Moow; +xDD vewy ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD wiww instwuct her uWu in >w< it ÚwÚ and compel her to x3 some second +>w< choice. Now ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this :33 gwanted- >_< as >w< it >_> is :3 a UwU most x3 pwegnyant ÚwÚ and +^-^ unfowced ^w^ position- who >w< stands UwU so ^.^ eminyentwy uWu in x3 the degwee of ÚwÚ this +:3 fowtunye >_< as OwO Cassio >w< does? ^-^ A x3 knyave xDD vewy voluble; nyo further +:33 conscionyabwe than uWu in ^.^ putting on x3 the mere >_< fowm of ÚwÚ civiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ humanye +^.^ seeming, fow x3 the xDD bettew compass of :33 his ^-^ sawt ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ hidden ;;w;; woose +:3 affection? Why, nyonye, >w< why, ^w^ nyonye- :3 a OwO swippew ÚwÚ and >_> subtwe ^-^ knyave, :3 a +ÚwÚ findew x3 out of UwU occasions, :3 that >_> has >w< an ^w^ eye ^.^ can stamp ÚwÚ and +OwO countewfeit uWu advantages, ^w^ though true ^w^ advantage >_< nyevew xDD pwesent +:3 itsewf- :3 a deviwish uWu knyave! :33 Besides, x3 the x3 knyave >_> is handsome, >_> young, +ÚwÚ and hath aww UwU those requisites uWu in ^.^ him :3 that >w< fowwy ÚwÚ and green minds +wook >w< aftew- :3 a pestilent complete ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO woman hath >_> found +^.^ him >_< awweady. +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ bewieve :3 that uWu in >w< hew; ^w^ she's full of UwU most bwest +UwU condition. +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Bwest :3 fig's-end! uWu The winye ^.^ she dwinks >_> is UwU made of >_< gwapes. ;;w;; If +^.^ she xDD had :33 been ^.^ bwest, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew uWu have xDD wuvd x3 the Moow. ^-^ Bwest +:33 pudding! ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot >_> see her paddwe with x3 the ^.^ pawm of :33 his hand? +;;w;; Didst nyot mark ^-^ that? +>w< WODEWIGO. Yes, :3 that UwU I ^.^ did; >_> but :3 that UwU was >_> but uWu couwtesy. +^-^ IAGO. Wechewy, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD hand; >w< an >_< index ÚwÚ and uWu obscuwe uWu pwowogue to x3 the +:33 histowy of lust ÚwÚ and fouw >w< thoughts. ^-^ They >w< met UwU so nyeaw with uWu theiw +lips :3 that uWu theiw uWu bweaths embraced together. :33 Viwwainyous thoughts, +ÚwÚ Wodewigo! x3 When these ;;w;; mutuawities UwU so UwU mawshaw x3 the :3 way, x3 hawd uWu at uWu hand +x3 comes x3 the >_< mastew ÚwÚ and :33 main exercise, x3 the incorporate ^.^ concwusion. +OwO Pish! But, ^w^ siw, be xDD you ^.^ wuwed ^.^ by x3 me. UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought xDD you from +>_< Venyice. Watch xDD you tonyight; fow x3 the >_> command, I'll lay't ;;w;; upon OwO you. +OwO Cassio xDD knyows xDD you not. I'll nyot be uWu faw from OwO you. Do xDD you find x3 some +;;w;; occasion to ÚwÚ angew ^-^ Cassio, xDD eithew ^.^ by speaking ^w^ too woud, ow +;;w;; tainting :33 his discipwinye, ow from >_> what othew course xDD you please, +which x3 the time UwU shaww ^.^ mowe favorably minister. +>w< WODEWIGO. ^-^ Weww. +^-^ IAGO. UwU Siw, ^.^ he >_> is >_< wash ÚwÚ and xDD vewy ^.^ sudden uWu in ^w^ chowew, ÚwÚ and haply OwO may +strike uWu at OwO you. ^-^ Pwovoke :3 him, :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; may; fow even x3 out of :3 that +xDD wiww UwU I cause these of OwO Cypwus to mutiny, x3 whose ;;w;; quawification UwU shaww +come x3 into nyo true >_> taste again >_> but ^.^ by x3 the dispwanting of :33 Cassio. +^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you uWu have :3 a showtew ^w^ jouwnyey to x3 youw desiwes ^.^ by x3 the means +UwU I UwU shaww xDD then uWu have to prefer ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 impediment UwU most +profitably ^.^ wemuvd, ^-^ without x3 the which there :3 wewe nyo expectation +of UwU ouw prosperity. +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do uWu this, >_> if UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing >w< it to xDD any oppowtunyity. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I :33 wawwant thee. ^w^ Meet ;;w;; me ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by uWu at x3 the >_> citadew. UwU I ^w^ must +:3 fetch :33 his uWu nyecessawies ^.^ ashowe. uWu Faweweww. +>w< WODEWIGO. uWu Adieu. ÚwÚ Exit. +^-^ IAGO. :33 That OwO Cassio loves hew, UwU I UwU do weww ^-^ bewieve uWu it; +:33 That ^.^ she loves :3 him, UwU 'tis ^-^ apt ÚwÚ and of great >w< cwedit. +uWu The uWu Moow, :3 howbeit :3 that UwU I OwO enduwe ^.^ him >_> nyot, +Is of :3 a constant, >w< woving, x3 nyobwe nyatuwe, +xDD And UwU I dawe think he'ww ^-^ pwuv to Desdemona +^-^ A UwU most uWu deaw husband. >_> Nyow, UwU I UwU do wuv her :3 too, +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 out of ^w^ absowute x3 wust, ^w^ though pewadventuwe +UwU I stand accountant fow >_< as great :3 a ^w^ sin, +OwO But ;;w;; pawtwy x3 wed to >_> diet x3 my UwU wevenge, +For :3 that UwU I UwU do >_> suspect x3 the ÚwÚ wusty Moor +>_< Hath leap'd x3 into x3 my uWu seat; x3 the xDD thought xDD wheweof +^-^ Doth ^.^ wike :3 a OwO poisonyous minyewaw gnaw x3 my inwawds, +xDD And >_< nyothing ^.^ can ow UwU shaww :3 content x3 my :3 souw +Tiww UwU I ^w^ am even'd with :3 him, >w< wife fow x3 wife. +:33 Ow :33 faiwing >_> so, yet :3 that UwU I put x3 the Moor +At least x3 into :3 a ^.^ jeawousy UwU so >w< stwong +:33 That ^w^ judgement ;;w;; cannyot x3 cuwe. >_< Which ^.^ thing to UwU do, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this poor ^w^ twash of >_> Venyice, ÚwÚ whom UwU I trace +For :33 his ^w^ quick :3 hunting, stand x3 the ^.^ putting ;;w;; on, +I'll uWu have UwU ouw ÚwÚ Michaew OwO Cassio on x3 the hip, +xDD Abuse ^.^ him to x3 the Moor uWu in x3 the rank :3 gawb +:3 (Fow UwU I feaw OwO Cassio with x3 my >_> nyightcap too), +^-^ Make x3 the Moor >_> thank uWu me, wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ and wewawd ;;w;; me +For x3 making ^.^ him >_< egwegiouswy >w< an >w< ass +xDD And pwacticing ;;w;; upon :33 his uWu peace ÚwÚ and :33 quiet +Even to >w< madnyess. 'Tis UwU hewe, >_> but yet confused: +Knavery's uWu pwain OwO face >_> is >_< nyevew :3 seen >w< tiww ^.^ used. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A :33 stweet. + +Entew :3 a ^.^ Hewawd with :3 a x3 pwocwamation; OwO peopwe x3 fowwowing. + +HEWAWD. ^.^ It >_> is Othello's x3 pweasuwe, UwU ouw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant general, +:3 that ;;w;; upon xDD cewtain UwU tidings nyow xDD awwived, UwU impowting x3 the mere +;;w;; pewdition of x3 the Turkish >_< fweet, every x3 man put >_< himsewf x3 into +triumph; x3 some to xDD dance, x3 some to >_< make ÚwÚ bonfiwes, >_< each x3 man to >_> what +spowt ÚwÚ and :3 wevews :33 his addiction weads him; fow ;;w;; besides these +beneficial news, >w< it >_> is x3 the cewebwation of :33 his :33 nyuptiaw. ^w^ So much +UwU was :33 his :3 pweasuwe >_> shouwd be x3 pwocwaimed. All ;;w;; offices OwO awe open, ÚwÚ and +there >_> is full ^w^ wibewty of x3 feasting from ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent >_> houw of five +>w< tiww x3 the beww uWu have told eweven. uWu Heaven ;;w;; bwess x3 the isle of OwO Cypwus +ÚwÚ and UwU ouw x3 nyobwe general UwU Othewwo! :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew :33 Othewwo, >w< Desdemonya, ^-^ Cassio, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Good Michael, wook xDD you to x3 the xDD guawd tonight. +:3 Wet's >_< teach ouwsewves :3 that ;;w;; honyowabwe UwU stop, +ÚwÚ Nyot to outsport discwetion. +>_< CASSIO. OwO Iago hath ÚwÚ diwection >_> what to do; +OwO But :3 nyotwithstanding with x3 my xDD pewsonyaw ^w^ eye +Will UwU I wook to't. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO Iago >_> is UwU most honest. +Michael, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. OwO Tomowwow with x3 youw ÚwÚ eawwiest +Let ;;w;; me uWu have ÚwÚ speech with OwO you. ^.^ Come, x3 my uWu deaw xDD wuv, +uWu The puwchase made, x3 the ÚwÚ fwuits OwO awe to >_< ensue; +:33 That >_> pwofit's yet to come >_> 'tween ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and OwO you. +^-^ Good OwO nyight. +Exeunt :33 Othewwo, >w< Desdemonya, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +Entew >w< Iago. + +>_< CASSIO. Welcome, >w< Iago; ^.^ we ^w^ must to x3 the :33 watch. +^-^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, lieutenant; UwU 'tis nyot yet ;;w;; ten ^.^ o' x3 the ^.^ cwock. Our +general ;;w;; cast >_> us OwO thus early fow x3 the wuv of :33 his :3 Desdemonya; who wet +>_> us nyot >_< thewefowe blame. >w< He hath nyot yet UwU made >_< wanton x3 the >w< nyight +with hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is spowt fow uWu Juv. +>_< CASSIO. >_> She's :3 a UwU most exquisite >_> wady. +^-^ IAGO. ^.^ And, I'll :33 wawwant hew, full of >_< game. +>_< CASSIO. :33 Indeed ^w^ she's :3 a UwU most >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and xDD dewicate xDD cweatuwe. +^-^ IAGO. >_> What >w< an ^w^ eye ^.^ she x3 has! Methinks >w< it sounds :3 a parley to +UwU pwovocation. +>_< CASSIO. ^-^ An ;;w;; inviting >_< eye; ÚwÚ and yet uWu methinks >w< wight >w< modest. +^-^ IAGO. xDD And when ^.^ she speaks, >_> is >w< it nyot >w< an OwO awawum to love? +>_< CASSIO. :33 She >_> is ÚwÚ indeed perfection. +^-^ IAGO. xDD Weww, happinyess to uWu theiw sheets! ^.^ Come, wieutenyant, UwU I uWu have :3 a +^w^ stope of wine, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^-^ without OwO awe :3 a ;;w;; bwace of OwO Cypwus gawwants +:3 that ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have :3 a UwU measuwe to x3 the ^.^ heawth of black OwO Othewwo. +>_< CASSIO. ÚwÚ Nyot tonyight, ÚwÚ good >w< Iago. UwU I uWu have xDD vewy poor ÚwÚ and xDD unhappy brains +fow ^w^ dwinking. UwU I couwd weww ÚwÚ wish >w< couwtesy ^.^ wouwd invent x3 some othew +;;w;; custom of >w< entewtainment. +^-^ IAGO. >_< O, ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU ouw ÚwÚ fwiends! OwO But one cup; I'll ÚwÚ dwink fow OwO you. +>_< CASSIO. UwU I uWu have UwU dwunk >_> but one >w< cup tonyight, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU was >_< cwaftiwy +qualified :3 too, ÚwÚ and behowd >_> what xDD innyovation >w< it x3 makes hewe. UwU I ^w^ am +:33 unfowtunyate uWu in x3 the infirmity, ÚwÚ and dawe nyot :3 task x3 my ^.^ weaknyess with +xDD any more. +^-^ IAGO. What, ;;w;; man! 'Tis :3 a >w< nyight of ;;w;; wevews, x3 the gawwants ^.^ desiwe :3 it. +>_< CASSIO. Whewe OwO awe >w< they? +^-^ IAGO. :3 Hewe uWu at x3 the door; UwU I pray UwU you, caww them ^.^ in. +>_< CASSIO. I'll ;;w;; do't, >_> but >w< it xDD diswikes x3 me. ÚwÚ Exit. +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can :33 fasten >_> but one >w< cup ;;w;; upon :3 him, +With :3 that which ^.^ he hath UwU dwunk :3 tonyight already, +^-^ He'ww be >_< as full of ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and offense +;;w;; As x3 my xDD young >_< mistwess' :33 dog. Now x3 my >w< sick >w< foow Roderigo, +;;w;; Whom wuv hath >_> tuwn'd almost x3 the wrong x3 side ^.^ out, +;;w;; To Desdemona hath :3 tonyight xDD cawoused +>_< Potations >_> pottwe-deep; ÚwÚ and uWu he's to :33 watch. +Thwee wads of Cypwus, x3 nyobwe xDD swewwing ^.^ spiwits, +:33 That howd uWu theiw honyows uWu in :3 a uWu wawy ÚwÚ distance, +uWu The xDD vewy ÚwÚ ewements of ÚwÚ this warlike isle, +:3 Have UwU I :3 tonyight fluster'd with :33 fwowing cups, +xDD And ;;w;; they ;;w;; watch UwU too. >_> Nyow, ^w^ 'mongst ÚwÚ this ^.^ fwock of dwunkawds, +^w^ Am UwU I to put UwU ouw OwO Cassio uWu in x3 some uWu action +:33 That OwO may ^-^ offend x3 the >_> iswe. OwO But OwO hewe ;;w;; they x3 come. +;;w;; If >_> consequence UwU do >_> but approve x3 my x3 dweam, +OwO My ^.^ boat sails freely, both with wind ÚwÚ and :3 stweam. + +^.^ We-entew x3 Cassio; with ^.^ him Montano ÚwÚ and ^.^ Gentwemen; +Servants fowwowing with ^.^ winye. + +>_< CASSIO. 'Fore :33 God, ;;w;; they uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me :3 a wouse >_< awweady. +MONTANyO. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, :3 a xDD wittwe onye; nyot x3 past :3 a uWu pint, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a +OwO sowdiew. +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Some wine, ho! + +[Sings.] x3 "And wet ;;w;; me x3 the uWu canyakin cwink, ;;w;; cwink; +xDD And wet ;;w;; me x3 the uWu canyakin ^.^ cwink. +^-^ A ^w^ sowdiew's :3 a xDD man; +>_< O, :33 man's ^w^ wife's >_> but :3 a UwU span; +Why xDD then wet :3 a soldier dwink." + +;;w;; Some wine, :33 boys! +>_< CASSIO. 'Fore :33 God, >w< an :3 excewwent :33 song. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I :33 weawnyed >w< it uWu in England, :3 whewe ÚwÚ indeed ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU most x3 potent uWu in +:33 potting. uWu Youw OwO Danye, x3 youw German, ÚwÚ and x3 youw swag-bellied UwU Howwandew- +Dwink, :3 ho!- OwO awe >_< nyothing to x3 youw Engwish. +>_< CASSIO. Is x3 youw xDD Engwishman UwU so x3 expewt uWu in :33 his ;;w;; dwinking? +^-^ IAGO. Why, ^.^ he dwinks xDD you with facility x3 youw Dane >_< dead dwunk; ^.^ he +sweats nyot to overthrow x3 youw Awmain; ^.^ he ;;w;; gives x3 youw Hollander :3 a +^.^ vomit ere x3 the :3 nyext pottle ^.^ can be fiwwed. +>_< CASSIO. ;;w;; To x3 the ^.^ heawth of UwU ouw general! +MONTANyO. UwU I ^w^ am fow :33 it, wieutenyant, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU do xDD you justice. +^-^ IAGO. x3 O x3 sweet England! + +[Sings.] "King ^w^ Stephen UwU was ^.^ and-a ÚwÚ wowthy peer, +ÚwÚ His OwO bweeches >_> cost ^.^ him >_> but :3 a >_< cwown; +>w< He hewd them x3 sixpence aww ^w^ too deaw, +With :3 that ^.^ he ^w^ caww'd x3 the ^w^ taiwow ÚwÚ wown. + +^.^ "He UwU was :3 a >w< wight of xDD high OwO wenyown, +xDD And xDD thou awt >_> but of wow uWu degwee. +'Tis >_< pwide :3 that ^w^ puwws x3 the countwy down; +UwU Then OwO take ^.^ thinye auld uWu cwoak about UwU thee." + +;;w;; Some wine, ho! +>_< CASSIO. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a ^.^ mowe exquisite ÚwÚ song than x3 the :3 othew. +^-^ IAGO. Will xDD you heaw't ^w^ again? +>_< CASSIO. :3 Nyo, fow UwU I howd ^.^ him to be >_< unwowthy of :33 his :33 pwace :3 that does +UwU those xDD things. xDD Weww, >_> God's :33 abuv all, ÚwÚ and there be >w< souws ^w^ must be +^-^ saved, ÚwÚ and there be >w< souws ^w^ must nyot be saved. +^-^ IAGO. x3 It's ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ good uWu wieutenyant. +>_< CASSIO. For >_< minye UwU own :33 pawt- nyo offense to x3 the general, nor xDD any x3 man +of :33 quawity- UwU I UwU hope to be saved. +^-^ IAGO. xDD And UwU so UwU do UwU I :3 too, uWu wieutenyant. +>_< CASSIO. Ay, but, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, nyot >w< befowe OwO me; x3 the UwU wieutenyant >_> is to +be ÚwÚ saved >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; ancient. :3 Wet's uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe of >_< this; >_> wet's to +UwU ouw x3 affaiws. ^w^ God :33 fowgive >_> us UwU ouw >_> sins! ÚwÚ Gentwemen, >_> wet's wook to +UwU ouw business. Do nyot >_< think, xDD gentwemen, UwU I ^w^ am >_> dwunk: ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my +^w^ ancient, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my >w< wight uWu hand, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my left. UwU I ^w^ am nyot +UwU dwunk >_< nyow; UwU I ^.^ can stand weww UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and UwU I speak weww enyough. +uWu AWW. Excewwent well. +>_< CASSIO. Why, xDD vewy weww :33 then; xDD you ^w^ must nyot think xDD then :3 that UwU I ^w^ am +drunk. ÚwÚ Exit. +MONTANyO. ;;w;; To x3 the >w< pwatfowm, UwU mastews; come, >_> wet's uWu set x3 the :33 watch. +^-^ IAGO. >_> You >_> see ÚwÚ this fewwow :3 that >_> is >_> gonye befowe; +>w< He >_> is :3 a soldier ;;w;; fit to stand ^.^ by Caesaw +xDD And UwU give diwection. xDD And UwU do >_> but >_> see :33 his vice; +'Tis to :33 his viwtue :3 a >w< just equinox, +uWu The one >_< as ^-^ wong >_< as x3 the :3 othew. 'Tis pity of ^.^ him. +UwU I feaw x3 the :33 twust Othewwo puts ^.^ him uWu in +On x3 some >w< odd time of :33 his infirmity +Will ;;w;; shake ÚwÚ this iswand. +MONTANyO. OwO But >_> is ^.^ he often >_< thus? +^-^ IAGO. 'Tis evewmowe x3 the uWu pwowogue to :33 his OwO sweep. +^-^ He'ww ;;w;; watch x3 the ^-^ howowoge :3 a :3 doubwe ^-^ set, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ dwink OwO wock nyot :33 his cwadwe. +MONTANyO. ^.^ It :3 wewe weww +uWu The general :3 wewe put uWu in ^-^ mind of :3 it. +:3 Pewhaps ^.^ he sees >w< it >_> nyot, ow :33 his ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ nyatuwe +>w< Pwizes x3 the viwtue :3 that >_> appeaws uWu in OwO Cassio +xDD And :33 wooks nyot on :33 his eviws. Is nyot ÚwÚ this twue? + +Entew :3 Wodewigo. + +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ [Aside to uWu him.] How now, ÚwÚ Wodewigo! +UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ aftew x3 the lieutenant; ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit :3 Wodewigo. +MONTANyO. xDD And UwU 'tis great pity :3 that x3 the x3 nyobwe Moor +Should >_< hazawd xDD such :3 a :33 pwace >_< as :33 his UwU own second +With one of >w< an ^.^ ingwaft infiwmity. +^.^ It :3 wewe >w< an xDD honyest uWu action to >_> say +^w^ So to x3 the Moow. +^-^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Nyot I, fow ÚwÚ this >w< faiw iswand. +UwU I UwU do wuv OwO Cassio weww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd UwU do much +;;w;; To >w< cuwe ^.^ him of ÚwÚ this x3 eviw- But, x3 hawk! >_> What ^w^ nyoise? +^-^ A cwy :33 within, x3 "Hewp, ;;w;; hewp!" + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ Cassio, driving uWu in :3 Wodewigo. + +>_< CASSIO. uWu 'Zounds! >_> You UwU wogue! >_> You rascal! +MONTANyO. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, wieutenyant? +>_< CASSIO. ^-^ A x3 knyave >_< teach ;;w;; me x3 my duty! OwO But I'll xDD beat x3 the x3 knyave x3 into :3 a +UwU twiggen ^w^ bottwe. +>w< WODEWIGO. uWu Beat me! +>_< CASSIO. uWu Dost xDD thou ;;w;; pwate, ;;w;; wogue? Strikes :3 Wodewigo. +MONTANyO. Nyay, ÚwÚ good lieutenant; UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, howd x3 youw >w< hand. +>_< CASSIO. Let ;;w;; me x3 go, ^w^ siw, ow I'll :3 knyock xDD you ^-^ o'ew x3 the ^-^ mazzawd. +MONTANyO. ^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ you'we drunk. +>_< CASSIO. Dwunk? ^-^ They ^w^ fight. +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ [Aside to Roderigo.] :33 Away, UwU I say; OwO go x3 out ÚwÚ and cwy :3 a mutiny. +uWu Exit :3 Wodewigo. +Nyay, ÚwÚ good UwU wieutenyant! >_> God's :33 wiww, gentlemen! +Hewp, :3 ho!- >_> Wieutenyant- >_< siw- >_< Montanyo- >_< siw- +Hewp, masters!- >_> Hewe's :3 a xDD goodwy ;;w;; watch ^w^ indeed! +^-^ A beww rings. +Who's :3 that :3 that rings x3 the bell?- Diablo, ho! +uWu The :33 town xDD wiww uWu wise. >_> God's :33 wiww, wieutenyant, ;;w;; howd! +>_> You xDD wiww be :33 shamed OwO fowevew. + +^.^ We-entew Othewwo ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; mattew hewe? +MONTANyO. ^w^ 'Zounds, UwU I bweed stiww; UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ huwt to x3 the death. +OwO Faints. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU Howd, fow x3 youw lives! +^-^ IAGO. UwU Howd, ho! >_> Wieutenyant- >_< siw- >_< Montanyo- UwU gentwemen- +:3 Have xDD you fowgot aww :33 pwace of sense ÚwÚ and xDD duty? +Hold! x3 the general xDD speaks to you! UwU Howd, OwO howd, fow x3 shame! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why, >w< how now, ho! from >_> whence awiseth :3 this? +^w^ Awe ^.^ we >_> tuwn'd Tuwks, ÚwÚ and to ouwsewves UwU do :3 that +>_< Which heaven hath UwU fowbid x3 the OwO Ottomites? +For Christian UwU shame, put ^.^ by ÚwÚ this barbarous brawl. +>w< He :3 that stiws :3 nyext to ^w^ cawve fow :33 his UwU own xDD wage +Howds :33 his :3 souw >_> wight; ^.^ he dies ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; motion. +Siwence :3 that :3 dweadfuw uWu beww; >w< it ^-^ fwights x3 the isle +Fwom her >w< pwopwiety. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, >_> mastews? +:3 Honyest >w< Iago, :3 that wook'st >_< dead with :3 gwieving, +Speak: who began :3 this? On >w< thy xDD wuv, UwU I :3 chawge thee. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I UwU do nyot :33 knyow. Fwiends aww >_> but now, even now, +^w^ In ^-^ quawtew, ÚwÚ and uWu in terms ^.^ wike bride ÚwÚ and >_< gwoom +Devesting them fow bed; ÚwÚ and >w< then, >_> but nyow +xDD (As >_> if x3 some planet xDD had >_> unwitted UwU men), +Swowds ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and :33 tiwting one uWu at ;;w;; othew's UwU bweast, +^w^ In :33 opposition ^-^ bwoody. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak +x3 Any beginning to ÚwÚ this >_> peevish x3 odds; +xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu in uWu action glorious UwU I xDD had wost +>w< Those UwU wegs :3 that ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me to :3 a ÚwÚ pawt of :3 it! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. How x3 comes :33 it, Michael, xDD you OwO awe OwO thus OwO fowgot? +>_< CASSIO. UwU I pray UwU you, UwU pawdon OwO me; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< speak. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Wowthy :33 Montanyo, xDD you :3 wewe UwU wont be civil; +uWu The >_< gwavity ÚwÚ and stiwwnyess of x3 youw :33 youth +uWu The wowwd hath :33 nyoted, ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD nyame >_> is great +^w^ In mouths of :33 wisest ÚwÚ censuwe. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, +:33 That xDD you x3 unwace x3 youw >_< weputation thus, +xDD And spend x3 youw rich opinyion fow x3 the xDD nyame +Of :3 a UwU nyight-bwawwew? Give ;;w;; me answew to :3 it. +MONTANyO. Wowthy :33 Othewwo, UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ huwt to danger. +uWu Youw officer, >w< Iago, ^.^ can infowm :3 you- +While UwU I ^-^ spawe ;;w;; speech, which ^-^ something nyow offends me- +Of aww :3 that UwU I UwU do :33 knyow. x3 Nyow ^.^ knyow UwU I ^.^ aught +^-^ By ;;w;; me ^w^ that's uWu said ow donye uWu amiss ÚwÚ this night, +OwO Unwess ^-^ sewf-chawity be x3 sometimes :3 a xDD vice, +xDD And to ;;w;; defend ouwsewves >w< it be :3 a x3 sin +x3 When x3 viowence ÚwÚ assaiws >_> us. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, +OwO My :3 bwood ÚwÚ begins x3 my safer xDD guides to rule, +xDD And ^-^ passion, xDD having x3 my best ^w^ judgement cowwied, +Assays to lead x3 the >_> way. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> once ÚwÚ stiw, +:33 Ow UwU do >_> but lift ÚwÚ this ^.^ awm, x3 the best of xDD you +Shall sink uWu in x3 my ^-^ webuke. Give ;;w;; me to ^.^ knyow +How ÚwÚ this fouw UwU wout began, who uWu set >w< it ;;w;; on, +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >_> is appwuvd uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 offense, +;;w;; Though ^.^ he xDD had twinn'd with uWu me, both uWu at :3 a birth, +Shall wose x3 me. What! uWu in :3 a :33 town of waw, +ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ wiwd, x3 the people's heawts *shuffles closer* bwimfuw of ;;w;; feaw, +;;w;; To manage >_> pwivate ÚwÚ and domestic quarrel, +^w^ In night, ÚwÚ and on x3 the court ÚwÚ and xDD guawd of xDD safety! +'Tis xDD monstwous. >w< Iago, who UwU began't? +MONTANyO. ;;w;; If partially ;;w;; affinyed, ow ^.^ weagued uWu in office, +^.^ Thou dost ÚwÚ dewivew ^.^ mowe ow less than truth, +^.^ Thou awt nyo OwO sowdiew. +^-^ IAGO. Touch ;;w;; me nyot UwU so uWu nyeaw: +UwU I xDD had rather uWu have ÚwÚ this >_> tongue :3 cut from x3 my xDD mouth +Than >w< it >_> shouwd UwU do offense to ÚwÚ Michaew x3 Cassio; +Yet, UwU I :33 pewsuade myself, to speak x3 the uWu twuth +Shall >_< nyothing wrong ^.^ him. ^-^ Thus >w< it ;;w;; is, genyewaw. +Montano ÚwÚ and mysewf ^.^ being uWu in ;;w;; speech, +>_> Thewe x3 comes :3 a fewwow :3 cwying x3 out fow hewp, +xDD And OwO Cassio fowwowing ^.^ him with :3 detewminyed uWu swowd, +;;w;; To :33 execute ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman +^-^ Steps uWu in to OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and uWu entweats :33 his UwU pause. +xDD Mysewf x3 the :3 cwying fewwow uWu did pursue, +Lest ^.^ by :33 his cwamow- >_< as >w< it UwU so UwU feww :3 out- +uWu The :33 town ^w^ might faww uWu in fwight. ^-^ He, UwU swift of xDD foot, +Outwan x3 my ÚwÚ puwpose; ÚwÚ and UwU I wetuwn'd x3 the rather +For :3 that UwU I heard x3 the xDD cwink ÚwÚ and faww of swowds, +xDD And OwO Cassio xDD high uWu in ;;w;; oath, which >w< tiww :3 tonyight +UwU I ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ might >_> say befowe. x3 When UwU I ^-^ came OwO back- +For ÚwÚ this UwU was brief- UwU I >_> found them ^-^ cwose together, +At ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thwust, even >_< as again ;;w;; they :3 wewe +x3 When xDD you >_> youwsewf uWu did ÚwÚ pawt OwO them. +uWu Mowe of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew ;;w;; cannyot UwU I report. +OwO But ;;w;; men OwO awe ÚwÚ men; x3 the best x3 sometimes >_> fowget. +;;w;; Though OwO Cassio uWu did x3 some xDD wittwe wrong to :3 him, +;;w;; As ;;w;; men uWu in xDD wage strike UwU those :3 that ÚwÚ wish them ^w^ best, +ÚwÚ Yet x3 suwewy ^-^ Cassio, UwU I :33 bewieve, uWu weceived +Fwom ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ fwed x3 some ;;w;; stwange OwO indignyity, +>_< Which uWu patience couwd nyot :3 pass. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I knyow, >w< Iago, +x3 Thy honesty ÚwÚ and wuv xDD doth mince ÚwÚ this >w< mattew, +^.^ Making >w< it >w< wight to :33 Cassio. ^-^ Cassio, UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee, +OwO But >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe be officer of ^w^ minye. + +^.^ We-entew >w< Desdemonya, ÚwÚ attended. + +x3 Wook, >_> if x3 my ^-^ gentwe wuv be nyot ^w^ waised ^-^ up! +I'll >_< make uWu thee >w< an example. +x3 DESDEMONyA. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Aww's weww now, sweeting; come OwO away to :3 bed. +UwU Siw, fow x3 youw hurts, mysewf xDD wiww be x3 youw surgeon. +xDD Wead ^.^ him off. uWu Exit :33 Montanyo, ÚwÚ attended. +>w< Iago, wook with :3 cawe about x3 the xDD town, +xDD And :3 siwence UwU those ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe uWu bwaww distracted. +^.^ Come, >w< Desdemonya, UwU 'tis x3 the :3 sowdiews' life. +;;w;; To uWu have uWu theiw >_> bawmy swumbews OwO waked with x3 stwife. +Exeunt aww >_> but OwO Iago ÚwÚ and :33 Cassio. +^-^ IAGO. What, OwO awe xDD you hurt, wieutenyant? +>_< CASSIO. Ay, x3 past aww surgery. +^-^ IAGO. OwO Mawwy, heaven fowbid! +>_< CASSIO. ^w^ Weputation, weputation, :33 weputation! >_< O, UwU I uWu have wost x3 my +:33 weputation! UwU I uWu have wost x3 the :3 immowtaw ÚwÚ pawt of myself, ÚwÚ and >_> what +remains >_> is bestial. OwO My weputation, >w< Iago, x3 my :33 weputation! +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, UwU I xDD thought xDD you xDD had uWu weceived x3 some OwO bodiwy +^-^ wound; there >_> is ^.^ mowe sense uWu in :3 that than uWu in weputation. Reputation +>_> is >w< an idle ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU fawse OwO imposition; ;;w;; oft ^w^ got ^-^ without merit ÚwÚ and +wost ^-^ without desewving. >_> You uWu have wost nyo >_< weputation uWu at all, +^w^ unwess xDD you ^-^ wepute >_> youwsewf xDD such :3 a OwO wosew. What, ;;w;; man! there OwO awe +ways to OwO wecuvw x3 the general ;;w;; again. >_> You OwO awe >_> but nyow ;;w;; cast uWu in :33 his +:3 mood, :3 a UwU punyishment ^.^ mowe uWu in UwU powicy than uWu in malice; even UwU so >_< as one +^.^ wouwd xDD beat :33 his offenseless dog to affright >w< an >_> impewious >_> wion. Sue +to ^.^ him OwO again, ÚwÚ and uWu he's x3 youws. +>_< CASSIO. UwU I xDD wiww rather sue to be :3 despised than to >w< deceive UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a +commandew with UwU so >_< swight, UwU so xDD dwunken, ÚwÚ and UwU so uWu indiscweet >w< an +officer. Dwunk? ÚwÚ and speak >w< pawwot? ÚwÚ and >w< squabbwe? :33 swaggew? swear? +ÚwÚ and uWu discouwse xDD fustian with one's UwU own >_< shadow? x3 O xDD thou invisible +^w^ spiwit of wine, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast nyo xDD nyame to be ÚwÚ knyown UwU by, wet >_> us caww +uWu thee devil! +^-^ IAGO. >_> What UwU was ^.^ he :3 that xDD you fowwowed with x3 youw sword? +>_> What xDD had ^.^ he donye to you? +>_< CASSIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Is't possible? +>_< CASSIO. UwU I remember :3 a :3 mass of :3 things, >_> but >_< nyothing >w< distinctwy; :3 a +quarrel, >_> but >_< nyothing >w< whewefowe. x3 O :33 God, :3 that ;;w;; men >_> shouwd put >w< an +;;w;; enyemy uWu in uWu theiw mouths to ^.^ steaw OwO away uWu theiw OwO bwains! :3 that ^.^ we should, +with joy, ÚwÚ pweasance, UwU wevew, ÚwÚ and appwause, UwU twansfowm ouwsewves +x3 into ^.^ beasts! +^-^ IAGO. Why, >_> but xDD you OwO awe nyow weww enyough. How ^-^ came xDD you OwO thus +:3 wecuvwed? +>_< CASSIO. ^.^ It hath ^w^ pweased x3 the ^.^ deviw drunkenness to UwU give :33 pwace to x3 the +^.^ deviw >w< wwath: one unpewfectnyess >_< shows ;;w;; me another, to >_< make ;;w;; me +fwankwy >_> despise :3 mysewf. +^-^ IAGO. ^.^ Come, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too severe :3 a :3 mowawew. ;;w;; As x3 the time, x3 the pwace, +ÚwÚ and x3 the condition of ÚwÚ this countwy stands, UwU I couwd UwU heawtiwy ÚwÚ wish +ÚwÚ this xDD had nyot OwO befawwen; >_> but xDD since >w< it >_> is >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, mend >w< it fow x3 youw +UwU own UwU good. +>_< CASSIO. UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ ask ^.^ him fow x3 my :33 pwace again; ^.^ he UwU shaww tell ;;w;; me UwU I ^w^ am :3 a +^w^ dwunkawd! xDD Had UwU I >_< as UwU many mouths >_< as UwU Hydwa, xDD such >w< an answew ^.^ wouwd +ÚwÚ stop them all. ;;w;; To be nyow :3 a ^-^ sensibwe ^w^ man, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and +presently :3 a beast! x3 O >_< stwange! Evewy UwU inyowdinyate >w< cup >_> is ÚwÚ unbwest, +ÚwÚ and x3 the ingredient >_> is :3 a deviw. +^-^ IAGO. ^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ good winye >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ famiwiaw x3 cweatuwe, >_> if >w< it be +weww ^.^ used. Excwaim nyo ^.^ mowe OwO against :3 it. ^.^ And, ÚwÚ good wieutenyant, UwU I +think xDD you think UwU I wuv OwO you. +>_< CASSIO. UwU I uWu have weww appwuvd :33 it, sir. UwU I >w< dwunk! +^-^ IAGO. >_> You ow xDD any x3 man UwU wiving OwO may be UwU dwunk uWu at x3 some time, man. I'll +tell xDD you >_> what xDD you UwU shaww xDD do. Our general's >w< wife >_> is nyow x3 the +genyewaw. UwU I OwO may >_> say UwU so uWu in ÚwÚ this wespect, fow :3 that ^.^ he hath xDD devoted +ÚwÚ and UwU given x3 up >_< himsewf to x3 the OwO contempwation, >_> mawk, ÚwÚ and OwO denyotement +of her parts ÚwÚ and >_< gwaces. ^w^ Confess >_> youwsewf freely to >w< hew; +:33 impowtunye her OwO hewp to put xDD you uWu in x3 youw :33 pwace ;;w;; again. :33 She >_> is of UwU so +>w< fwee, UwU so ;;w;; kind, UwU so :3 apt, UwU so blessed :3 a uWu disposition, ^.^ she ÚwÚ howds >w< it :3 a +:33 vice uWu in her xDD goodnyess nyot to UwU do ^.^ mowe than ^.^ she >_> is wequested. This +xDD bwoken UwU joint ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and her :33 husband entweat her to :33 spwintew; +x3 and, x3 my fowtunyes OwO against xDD any uWu way ^.^ wowth nyaming, ÚwÚ this UwU cwack of x3 youw +wuv UwU shaww gwow stronger than >w< it UwU was befowe. +>_< CASSIO. >_> You ;;w;; advise ;;w;; me well. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I protest, uWu in x3 the ^w^ sincewity of wuv ÚwÚ and xDD honyest kindness. +>_< CASSIO. UwU I think >w< it ÚwÚ fweewy; ÚwÚ and betimes uWu in x3 the mownying UwU I xDD wiww :33 beseech +x3 the virtuous Desdemona to undewtake fow x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am despewate of x3 my +fowtunyes >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ check ;;w;; me hewe. +^-^ IAGO. >_> You OwO awe uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wight. ^-^ Good night, wieutenyant, UwU I ^w^ must to x3 the +:33 watch. +>_< CASSIO. ^-^ Good night, xDD honyest >w< Iago. ÚwÚ Exit. +^-^ IAGO. xDD And UwU what's ^.^ he xDD then :3 that ;;w;; says UwU I :33 pway x3 the >w< viwwain? +x3 When ÚwÚ this advice >_> is fwee UwU I UwU give ÚwÚ and OwO honyest, +^.^ Pwobaw to uWu thinking, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed x3 the course +;;w;; To x3 win x3 the Moor ^w^ again? For UwU 'tis UwU most ^w^ easy +uWu The :33 incwinying Desdemona to uWu subdue +^w^ In xDD any xDD honyest OwO suit. >_> She's :33 fwamed >_< as :33 fwuitfuw +;;w;; As x3 the fwee OwO ewements. xDD And xDD then fow her +;;w;; To x3 win x3 the uWu Moow, were't to renounce :33 his ^.^ baptism, +All >_> seaws ÚwÚ and x3 symbows of ÚwÚ wedeemed ^w^ sin, +ÚwÚ His :3 souw >_> is UwU so enfettew'd to her xDD wuv, +:33 That ^.^ she OwO may ;;w;; make, uWu unmake, UwU do >_> what ^.^ she wist, +Even >_< as her xDD appetite UwU shaww :33 pway x3 the god +With :33 his xDD weak >w< function. How ^w^ am UwU I xDD then :3 a viwwain +;;w;; To counsel OwO Cassio to ÚwÚ this uWu pawawwew course, +Directly to :33 his good? >w< Divinyity of >_< heww! +x3 When xDD deviws xDD wiww x3 the bwackest :3 sins put ;;w;; on, +^-^ They UwU do ^.^ suggest uWu at xDD fiwst with ^-^ heavenwy uWu shows, +;;w;; As UwU I UwU do now. For whiwes ÚwÚ this xDD honyest >w< foow +ÚwÚ Pwies Desdemona to repair :33 his fowtunye, +xDD And ^.^ she fow ^.^ him ;;w;; pweads >_< stwongwy to x3 the uWu Moow, +I'll pouw ÚwÚ this uWu pestiwence x3 into :33 his eaw, +:33 That ^.^ she xDD wepeaws ^.^ him fow her body's ÚwÚ wust; +xDD And ^.^ by >w< how much ^.^ she :3 stwives to UwU do ^.^ him UwU good, +:33 She UwU shaww undo her cwedit with x3 the Moow. +^w^ So xDD wiww UwU I turn her viwtue x3 into uWu pitch, +xDD And x3 out of her UwU own xDD goodnyess >_< make x3 the ^w^ nyet +:33 That UwU shaww enmesh them all. + +Entew :3 Wodewigo. + +How now, ÚwÚ Wodewigo! +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I UwU do ;;w;; fowwow OwO hewe uWu in x3 the uWu chase, nyot ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ hound :3 that +>w< hunts, >_> but one :3 that ^.^ fiwws x3 up x3 the ^-^ cwy. OwO My monyey >_> is almost >w< spent; UwU I +uWu have :33 been :3 tonyight exceedingwy weww :33 cudgewed; ÚwÚ and UwU I think x3 the +x3 issue xDD wiww be, UwU I UwU shaww uWu have UwU so much UwU expewience fow x3 my pains; ÚwÚ and +>_> so, with nyo monyey uWu at aww ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ mowe ^w^ wit, ^-^ wetuwn again to +>_< Venyice. +^-^ IAGO. How poor OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that uWu have nyot UwU patience! +>_> What ;;w;; wound uWu did OwO evew heal >_> but ^.^ by :3 degwees? +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st ^.^ we ^.^ wowk ^.^ by wit ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ by :33 witchcwaft, +xDD And wit ÚwÚ depends on >w< diwatowy uWu time. +>_> Does't nyot OwO go ^.^ weww? OwO Cassio hath beaten ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And xDD thou ^.^ by :3 that UwU smaww ÚwÚ huwt x3 hast cashier'd :33 Cassio. +;;w;; Though othew ^.^ things gwow >w< faiw OwO against x3 the sun, +ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ fwuits :3 that :3 bwossom xDD fiwst xDD wiww xDD fiwst be wipe. +^.^ Content >w< thysewf OwO awhiwe. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, UwU 'tis morning; +>_> Pweasuwe ÚwÚ and uWu action >_< make x3 the >_> houws xDD seem UwU showt. +Retire ÚwÚ thee; OwO go :3 whewe xDD thou awt >_> biwweted. +:33 Away, UwU I :3 say. ^.^ Thou shalt ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe x3 heweaftew. +Nyay, get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. ;;w;; [Exit Roderigo.] Two ^.^ things OwO awe to be UwU donye: +OwO My >w< wife ^w^ must move fow OwO Cassio to her :3 mistwess- +I'll uWu set her xDD on; +xDD Mysewf x3 the OwO whiwe to dwaw x3 the Moor >_< apawt, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him x3 jump when ^.^ he OwO may OwO Cassio find +Sowiciting :33 his x3 wife. Ay, ^w^ that's x3 the way; +^-^ Duww nyot xDD device ^.^ by >_< cowdnyess ÚwÚ and :3 deway. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and x3 some ^w^ Musicians. + +>_< CASSIO. Masters, :33 pway UwU hewe, UwU I xDD wiww :3 content x3 youw pains; xDD Something +^w^ that's bwief; ÚwÚ and bid ^-^ "Good morrow, xDD genyewaw." +:3 Music. + +Entew OwO Cwown. + +uWu CWOWN. Why, mastews, uWu have x3 youw instwuments :33 been uWu in Naples, :3 that +;;w;; they speak :33 i' x3 the x3 nyose >_< thus? +uWu FIWST ^-^ MUSICIAN. How, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ how? +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ Awe OwO these, UwU I pray UwU you, wind ^.^ instwuments? +uWu FIWST ^-^ MUSICIAN. Ay, marry, OwO awe >w< they, sir. +uWu CWOWN. >_< O, theweby uWu hangs :3 a taiw. +uWu FIWST ^-^ MUSICIAN. Whereby uWu hangs :3 a :33 tawe, UwU siw? +uWu CWOWN. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by UwU many :3 a wind UwU instwument :3 that UwU I :33 knyow. But, +mastews, hewe's monyey fow uWu you; ÚwÚ and x3 the general UwU so likes x3 youw +^.^ music, :3 that ^.^ he desiwes UwU you, fow love's ^w^ sake, to >_< make nyo ^.^ mowe +noise with :3 it. +uWu FIWST ^-^ MUSICIAN. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we xDD wiww not. +uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu have xDD any uWu music :3 that OwO may nyot be ^-^ heawd, uWu to't again; +but, >_< as ;;w;; they say, to hear uWu music x3 the general does nyot OwO gweatwy +>w< cawe. +uWu FIWST ^-^ MUSICIAN. We uWu have >_< nyonye xDD such, sir. +uWu CWOWN. UwU Then put x3 up x3 youw xDD pipes uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; bag, fow I'll xDD away. +^w^ Go, :3 vanyish x3 into air, away! Exeunt ^w^ Musicians. +>_< CASSIO. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, x3 my xDD honyest >w< fwiend? +uWu CWOWN. :3 Nyo, UwU I hear nyot x3 youw xDD honyest fwiend; UwU I hear OwO you. +>_< CASSIO. Prithee, >_< keep x3 up >w< thy xDD quiwwets. >_> Thewe's :3 a poor ^.^ piece of gowd +fow thee. ;;w;; If x3 the :33 gentwewoman :3 that ^.^ attends x3 the general's >w< wife be +stirring, tell her there's one OwO Cassio uWu entweats her :3 a xDD wittwe x3 favow +of :33 speech. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou UwU do :3 this? +uWu CWOWN. :33 She >_> is stirring, sir. ;;w;; If ^.^ she xDD wiww stir hithew, UwU I UwU shaww xDD seem +to ÚwÚ nyotify >w< unto her. +>_< CASSIO. UwU Do, ÚwÚ good x3 my :3 fwiend. uWu Exit OwO Cwown. + +Entew >w< Iago. + +^w^ In ^w^ happy time, >w< Iago. +^-^ IAGO. >_> You uWu have nyot :33 been abed, ^w^ then? +>_< CASSIO. Why, ^.^ nyo; x3 the day xDD had broke +^.^ Befowe ^.^ we pawted. UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< bowd, >w< Iago, +;;w;; To >_> send uWu in to x3 youw x3 wife. OwO My >_> suit to her +Is :3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww to virtuous Desdemona +Procure ;;w;; me x3 some >w< access. +^-^ IAGO. I'll >_> send her to xDD you ^-^ pwesentwy; +xDD And I'll >w< devise :3 a >_> mean to dwaw x3 the Moor +UwU Out of x3 the :3 way, :3 that x3 youw convewse ÚwÚ and business +^-^ May be ^.^ mowe >w< fwee. +>_< CASSIO. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank xDD you xDD fow't. ;;w;; [Exit :33 Iago.] UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew +^-^ A x3 Fwowentinye ^.^ mowe uWu kind ÚwÚ and honest. + +Entew Emilia. + +EMILIA. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ good uWu wieutenyant. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy +For x3 youw displeasure, >_> but aww xDD wiww >_< suwe be well. +uWu The general ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< wife OwO awe :33 tawking of :33 it, +xDD And ^.^ she xDD speaks fow xDD you stoutwy. uWu The Moor >_< wepwies +:33 That ^.^ he xDD you ÚwÚ huwt >_> is of great fame uWu in OwO Cypwus +xDD And great affinyity ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu in whowesome ^.^ wisdom +>w< He ^w^ might nyot >_> but refuse uWu you; >_> but ^.^ he uWu pwotests ^.^ he loves xDD you +xDD And >_< nyeeds nyo othew suitor >_> but :33 his >_> wikings +;;w;; To OwO take x3 the >_< safest ;;w;; occasion ^.^ by x3 the >w< fwont +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing xDD you uWu in ;;w;; again. +>_< CASSIO. Yet, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +;;w;; If xDD you think >w< fit, ow :3 that >w< it OwO may be :33 donye, +Give ;;w;; me ^w^ advantage of x3 some bwief uWu discouwse +With Desdemona >_< awonye. +EMILIA. >_> Pway UwU you, come ^.^ in. +UwU I xDD wiww bestow xDD you :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww uWu have time +;;w;; To speak x3 youw ^w^ bosom x3 fweewy. +>_< CASSIO. UwU I ^w^ am much bound to OwO you. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew :33 Othewwo, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ and :33 Gentwemen. + +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; These x3 wettews give, >w< Iago, to x3 the :33 piwot, +xDD And ^.^ by ^.^ him UwU do x3 my >_> duties to x3 the Senyate. +:33 That :33 donye, UwU I xDD wiww be ^.^ wawking on x3 the :33 wowks; +>w< Wepaiw there to x3 me. +^-^ IAGO. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, I'll >_< do't. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. This ^w^ fowtification, xDD gentwemen, UwU shaww ^.^ we see't? +GENTLEMEN. ^-^ We'ww wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw wowdship. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The >_< gawden of x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew >w< Desdemonya, ^-^ Cassio, ÚwÚ and Emilia. + +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Be xDD thou ^.^ assuwed, ÚwÚ good ^-^ Cassio, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do +All x3 my abilities uWu in >w< thy ^.^ behawf. +EMILIA. ^-^ Good UwU madam, xDD do. UwU I :33 wawwant >w< it grieves x3 my :33 husband +;;w;; As >_> if x3 the cause :3 wewe ÚwÚ his. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, ^w^ that's >w< an xDD honyest UwU fewwow. Do nyot doubt, ^-^ Cassio, +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and xDD you again +;;w;; As xDD fwiendwy >_< as xDD you were. +>_< CASSIO. >_> Bounteous UwU madam, +Whatevew UwU shaww :33 become of ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, +He's >_< nyevew ;;w;; anything >_> but x3 youw true servant. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I knyow't: UwU I >_> thank OwO you. >_> You UwU do wuv x3 my wowd: +>_> You uWu have ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ him xDD wong; ÚwÚ and be xDD you weww assured +>w< He UwU shaww uWu in :33 stwangenyess stand nyo ^-^ fawthew x3 off +Than uWu in :3 a ;;w;; powitic ^-^ distance. +>_< CASSIO. Ay, but, UwU wady, +:33 That UwU powicy OwO may xDD eithew >w< wast UwU so long, +:33 Ow >w< feed ;;w;; upon xDD such UwU nyice ÚwÚ and >_< watewish ;;w;; diet, +:33 Ow breed itsewf UwU so x3 out of circumstances, +:33 That UwU I ^.^ being absent ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 pwace supplied, +OwO My general xDD wiww x3 fowget x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and service. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Do nyot doubt x3 that. ^.^ Befowe Emilia OwO hewe +UwU I UwU give uWu thee :33 wawwant of >w< thy pwace, :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee, +;;w;; If UwU I UwU do vow :3 a ^-^ fwiendship, I'll x3 pewfowm >w< it +;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast >w< awticwe. OwO My ;;w;; wowd UwU shaww >_< nyevew rest; +I'll ;;w;; watch ^.^ him >w< tame ÚwÚ and tawk ^.^ him x3 out of >_> patience; +ÚwÚ His x3 bed UwU shaww xDD seem :3 a xDD schoow, :33 his ÚwÚ boawd :3 a shrift; +I'll ÚwÚ intewmingwe evewything ^.^ he does +With uWu Cassio's OwO suit. Therefore be >_> mewwy, ^-^ Cassio, +For >w< thy ;;w;; sowicitow UwU shaww rather ^-^ die +Than UwU give >w< thy cause xDD away. + +Entew Othewwo ÚwÚ and >w< Iago, uWu at :3 a ^-^ distance. + +EMILIA. uWu Madam, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my OwO wowd. +>_< CASSIO. uWu Madam, I'll OwO take x3 my >_< weave. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Nyay, xDD stay ÚwÚ and hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +>_< CASSIO. uWu Madam, nyot now. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy :33 iww uWu at uWu ease, +UwU Unfit fow >_< minye UwU own purposes. +x3 DESDEMONyA. xDD Weww, UwU do x3 youw discwetion. uWu Exit :33 Cassio. +^-^ IAGO. uWu Ha! UwU I ^.^ wike nyot x3 that. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What dost xDD thou ^.^ say? +^-^ IAGO. UwU Nyothing, x3 my wowd; ow >_> if- UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Was nyot :3 that OwO Cassio pawted from x3 my :33 wife? +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Cassio, x3 my ^.^ wowd! :3 Nyo, x3 suwe, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think :33 it, +:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^.^ steaw OwO away UwU so guilty-like, +x3 Seeing xDD you :3 coming. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve uWu 'twas he. +x3 DESDEMONyA. How now, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +UwU I uWu have :33 been :33 tawking with :3 a suitor UwU hewe, +^-^ A x3 man :3 that uWu wanguishes uWu in x3 youw dispweasuwe. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Who :3 is't xDD you ^.^ mean? +x3 DESDEMONyA. Why, x3 youw wieutenyant, :33 Cassio. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; If UwU I uWu have xDD any xDD gwace ow powew to move UwU you, +ÚwÚ His xDD pwesent reconciliation take; +For >_> if ^.^ he be nyot one :3 that :33 twuwy loves UwU you, +:33 That errs uWu in ÚwÚ ignyowance ÚwÚ and nyot uWu in ^w^ cunnying, +UwU I uWu have nyo ^w^ judgement uWu in >w< an xDD honyest ;;w;; face. +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, caww ^.^ him back. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Went ^.^ he >w< hence ^.^ nyow? +x3 DESDEMONyA. Ay, sooth; UwU so ^.^ humbwed +:33 That ^.^ he hath left ÚwÚ pawt of :33 his grief with ;;w;; me +;;w;; To suffew with ^.^ him. ^-^ Good xDD wuv, caww ^.^ him back. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Nyot now, x3 sweet :3 Desdemonya; x3 some othew uWu time. +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO But :33 shaww't be :33 showtwy? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The >w< soonyew, sweet, fow OwO you. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Shaww't be :3 tonyight uWu at supper? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Nyo, nyot tonight. +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO Tomowwow dinner ^w^ then? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I UwU shaww nyot ÚwÚ dinye uWu at ÚwÚ home; +UwU I :3 meet x3 the ^.^ captains uWu at x3 the >_> citadew. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Why xDD then tomorrow night, ow Tuesday ^-^ mown, +On Tuesday noon, ow night, on >w< Wednyesday mown. +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, xDD nyame x3 the time, >_> but wet >w< it nyot +>_< Exceed >w< thwee days. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, uWu he's >_< penyitent; +xDD And yet :33 his >_> twespass, uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ common ^w^ weason- +:3 Save :3 that, ;;w;; they say, x3 the UwU waws ^w^ must >_< make ^w^ exampwe +UwU Out of uWu theiw x3 best- >_> is nyot almost :3 a ;;w;; fauwt +;;w;; To :3 incuw :3 a >_> pwivate ÚwÚ check. x3 When UwU shaww ^.^ he come? +Teww uWu me, OwO Othewwo. UwU I wonder uWu in x3 my x3 souw, +>_> What xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^w^ ask uWu me, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd deny, +:33 Ow stand UwU so uWu mammewing :3 on. What? ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, +:33 That ^-^ came :33 awooing with UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU many :3 a time +x3 When UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke of xDD you :33 dispwaisingwy +>_< Hath >_> ta'en x3 youw :33 pawt- to uWu have UwU so much to UwU do +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him :3 in! Twust uWu me, UwU I couwd UwU do much- +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Prithee, nyo more. Let ^.^ him come when ^.^ he :33 wiww; +UwU I xDD wiww UwU deny uWu thee OwO nyothing. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot :3 a ÚwÚ boon; +'Tis >_< as UwU I >_> shouwd entweat xDD you ^-^ weaw x3 youw gloves, +:33 Ow >w< feed on UwU nyouwishing UwU dishes, ow >_< keep xDD you wawm, +:33 Ow sue to xDD you to UwU do :3 a peculiar pwofit +;;w;; To x3 youw UwU own person. Nyay, when UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> suit +^-^ Whewein UwU I >_> mean to :33 touch x3 youw wuv :33 indeed, +^.^ It UwU shaww be full of ^.^ poise ÚwÚ and difficuwt ÚwÚ weight, +xDD And x3 feawfuw to be gwanted. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I xDD wiww UwU deny uWu thee uWu nyothing, +^w^ Wheweon, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech ÚwÚ thee, gwant ;;w;; me uWu this, +;;w;; To OwO weave ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe to :3 mysewf. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Shall UwU I UwU deny you? No. UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU Faweweww, x3 my :3 Desdemonya; I'll come to uWu thee stwaight. +x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Emiwia, x3 come. ^w^ Be >_< as x3 youw ^w^ fancies >_< teach uWu you; +ÚwÚ Whate'ew xDD you be, UwU I ^w^ am xDD obedient. +Exeunt Desdemona ÚwÚ and Emilia. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Excewwent OwO wwetch! ^w^ Pewdition catch x3 my x3 souw, +OwO But UwU I UwU do wuv uWu thee! ÚwÚ and when UwU I wuv uWu thee >_> nyot, +>_> Chaos >_> is come ;;w;; again. +^-^ IAGO. OwO My x3 nyobwe wowd- +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What dost xDD thou say, ^-^ Iago? +^-^ IAGO. Did ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, when xDD you woo'd x3 my UwU wady, +xDD Knyow of x3 youw love? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< He ^-^ did, from xDD fiwst to last. Why dost xDD thou ask? +^-^ IAGO. OwO But fow :3 a >_< satisfaction of x3 my thought; +No further harm. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why of >w< thy ^-^ thought, ^-^ Iago? +^-^ IAGO. UwU I uWu did nyot think ^.^ he xDD had :33 been >_> acquainted with her. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, :3 yes, ÚwÚ and OwO went ^-^ between >_> us xDD vewy oft. +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Indeed! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Indeed? :33 ay, indeed. x3 Discewn'st xDD thou ^.^ aught uWu in ^-^ that? +Is ^.^ he nyot honest? +^-^ IAGO. Honest, x3 my xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Honest? Ay, honest. +^-^ IAGO. OwO My uWu wowd, fow ^.^ aught UwU I :33 knyow. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What dost xDD thou x3 think? +^-^ IAGO. :3 Think, x3 my xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Think, x3 my xDD wowd? ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, ^.^ he uWu echoes uWu me, +;;w;; As >_> if there :3 wewe x3 some monstew uWu in :33 his xDD thought +Too ^-^ hideous to be :3 shown. ^.^ Thou dost >_> mean OwO something. +UwU I heard uWu thee >_> say even now, xDD thou uWu wike'st nyot :3 that, +x3 When OwO Cassio left x3 my x3 wife. >_> What :33 didst nyot ^.^ wike? +xDD And when UwU I told uWu thee ^.^ he UwU was of x3 my counsel +^w^ In x3 my whole course of ^.^ wooing, xDD thou criedst, >w< "Indeed!" +xDD And :33 didst ÚwÚ contwact ÚwÚ and >_< puwse >w< thy ^w^ bwow together, +;;w;; As >_> if xDD thou xDD then >w< hadst shut x3 up uWu in >w< thy :3 bwain +;;w;; Some howwibwe xDD conceit. ;;w;; If xDD thou dost wuv uWu me, +uWu Show ;;w;; me >w< thy thought. +^-^ IAGO. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU I wuv OwO you. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I think xDD thou dost; +xDD And fow UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thou'wt full of wuv ÚwÚ and honesty +xDD And UwU weigh'st >w< thy wowds >w< befowe xDD thou uWu givest them :33 bweath, +Therefore these xDD stops of ^.^ thinye :33 fwight ;;w;; me x3 the mowe; +For xDD such ^.^ things uWu in :3 a UwU fawse :3 diswoyaw x3 knyave +^w^ Awe tricks of OwO custom; >_> but uWu in :3 a x3 man ^w^ that's >w< just +They'we ^-^ cwose diwations, >w< wowking from x3 the uWu heawt, +:33 That passion ;;w;; cannyot rule. +^-^ IAGO. For ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, +UwU I dawe be sworn UwU I think :3 that ^.^ he >_> is honest. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I think UwU so UwU too. +^-^ IAGO. OwO Men >_> shouwd be >_> what ;;w;; they seem; +:33 Ow UwU those :3 that be >_> nyot, ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they ^w^ might xDD seem >_< nyonye! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU Cewtain, ;;w;; men >_> shouwd be >_> what ;;w;; they x3 seem. +^-^ IAGO. Why xDD then UwU I think uWu Cassio's >w< an xDD honyest man. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyay, yet there's ^.^ mowe uWu in UwU this. +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, speak to ;;w;; me >_< as to >w< thy xDD thinkings, +;;w;; As xDD thou dost >w< wuminyate, ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< thy worst of >_< thoughts +uWu The worst of ÚwÚ wowds. +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU pawdon OwO me; +;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ am bound to every ;;w;; act of >_< duty, +UwU I ^w^ am nyot bound to :3 that aww xDD swaves OwO awe fwee ;;w;; to. +Utter x3 my ^-^ thoughts? Why, >_> say ;;w;; they OwO awe ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and x3 fawse; +;;w;; As where's :3 that ^w^ pawace ÚwÚ wheweinto fouw ^.^ things +Sometimes intwude ^w^ nyot? Who >_> has :3 a breast UwU so ÚwÚ puwe, +OwO But x3 some UwU uncweanwy apprehensions +^w^ Keep leets ÚwÚ and waw-days, ÚwÚ and uWu in OwO session sit +With meditations lawful? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ Thou dost xDD conspiwe OwO against >w< thy fwiend, >w< Iago, +;;w;; If xDD thou >_> but think'st ^.^ him wrong'd ÚwÚ and >_> makest :33 his ear +^-^ A stwangew to >w< thy >w< thoughts. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech :3 you- +;;w;; Though UwU I x3 pewchance ^w^ am ^.^ vicious uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ guess, +As, UwU I >_> confess, >w< it >_> is x3 my ;;w;; nyatuwe's pwague +;;w;; To ^w^ spy x3 into x3 abuses, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft x3 my ^.^ jeawousy +^-^ Shapes :33 fauwts :3 that OwO awe nyot- :3 that x3 youw ^.^ wisdom ^w^ yet, +Fwom one :3 that UwU so imperfectly conceits, +Wouwd OwO take nyo nyotice, nor buiwd >_> youwsewf :3 a >_> twoubwe +UwU Out of :33 his uWu scattewing ÚwÚ and unsuwe UwU obsewvance. +^.^ It :3 wewe nyot fow x3 youw :33 quiet nor x3 youw UwU good, +x3 Nyow fow x3 my x3 manhood, :3 honyesty, ow wisdom, +;;w;; To wet xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my >w< thoughts. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What dost xDD thou ^.^ mean? +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Good xDD nyame uWu in x3 man ÚwÚ and ^w^ woman, uWu deaw x3 my uWu wowd, +Is x3 the x3 immediate jewel of uWu theiw souws. +Who steals x3 my >_< puwse steals >w< twash; UwU 'tis UwU something, uWu nyothing; +>_< 'Twas >_> minye, UwU 'tis his, ÚwÚ and >_> has :33 been ;;w;; swave to >w< thousands; +OwO But ^.^ he :3 that :3 fiwches from ;;w;; me x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD nyame +Robs ;;w;; me of :3 that which nyot >w< enwiches ^.^ him +xDD And x3 makes ;;w;; me poor indeed. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll ^.^ knyow >w< thy >w< thoughts. +^-^ IAGO. >_> You cannot, >_> if x3 my >_< heawt :3 wewe uWu in x3 youw xDD hand; +x3 Nyow UwU shaww >_> nyot, whiwst UwU 'tis uWu in x3 my OwO custody. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Ha! +^-^ IAGO. >_< O, beware, x3 my uWu wowd, of jeawousy! +^.^ It >_> is x3 the gween-eyed monster, which xDD doth ÚwÚ mock +uWu The :3 meat >w< it xDD feeds :3 on. :33 That cuckold ;;w;; wives uWu in ÚwÚ bwiss +UwU Who, xDD cewtain of :33 his fate, loves nyot :33 his wronger; +OwO But >_< O, >_> what uWu damnyed ^w^ minyutes uWu tewws ^.^ he ^-^ o'ew +Who dotes, yet doubts, :3 suspects, yet >_< stwongwy wuvs! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O ^-^ misewy! +^-^ IAGO. OwO Poow ÚwÚ and :3 content >_> is rich, ÚwÚ and rich >_< enyough; +OwO But ^w^ wiches >_> finyewess >_> is >_< as poor >_< as winter +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that OwO evew OwO feaws ^.^ he UwU shaww be :3 poow. +^-^ Good ^.^ heaven, x3 the >w< souws of aww x3 my twibe ;;w;; defend +Fwom jeawousy! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why, >w< why >_> is :3 this? +x3 Think'st xDD thou UwU I'wd >_< make :3 a >w< wife of jeawousy, +;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow still x3 the :33 changes of x3 the ;;w;; moon +With >w< fwesh suspicions? Nyo! ;;w;; To be >_> once uWu in doubt +Is >_> once to be ^-^ wesowved. :3 Exchange ;;w;; me fow :3 a :33 goat +x3 When UwU I UwU shaww turn x3 the business of x3 my :3 souw +;;w;; To xDD such exsufflicate ÚwÚ and >_> bwown suwmises, +:33 Matching >w< thy xDD infewence. 'Tis nyot to >_< make ;;w;; me jealous +;;w;; To >_> say x3 my >w< wife >_> is faiw, xDD feeds weww, loves xDD company, +Is fwee of ;;w;; speech, xDD sings, pways, ÚwÚ and :33 dances well; +Whewe viwtue ;;w;; is, these OwO awe ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ viwtuous. +x3 Nyow from >_< minye UwU own xDD weak xDD mewits xDD wiww UwU I dwaw +uWu The xDD smawwest feaw ow doubt of her wevowt; +For ^.^ she xDD had eyes ÚwÚ and ^-^ chose x3 me. :3 Nyo, >w< Iago, +I'll >_> see >w< befowe UwU I doubt; when UwU I doubt, pwuv; +xDD And on x3 the uWu pwoof, there >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but OwO this- +UwU Away uWu at >_> once with wuv ow jeawousy! +^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of :33 it, fow nyow UwU I UwU shaww uWu have reason +;;w;; To x3 show x3 the wuv ÚwÚ and >_> duty :3 that UwU I UwU beaw xDD you +With fwankew >w< spiwit. >_< Thewefowe, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am xDD bound, +Receive >w< it from x3 me. UwU I speak nyot yet of :33 pwoof. +Wook to x3 youw :33 wife; uWu obsewve her weww with x3 Cassio; +:3 Weaw x3 youw ^w^ eye thus, nyot jealous nor uWu secuwe. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have x3 youw fwee ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ nyatuwe +UwU Out of uWu sewf-bounty be xDD abused. Wook to't. +UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU ouw countwy uWu disposition well; +^w^ In :33 Venyice ;;w;; they UwU do wet heaven >_> see x3 the ^-^ pwanks +^-^ They dawe nyot x3 show uWu theiw husbands; uWu theiw best >_> conscience +Is nyot to ^w^ weave't >_< undonye, >_> but :33 keep't unknown. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Dost xDD thou >_> say so? +^-^ IAGO. :33 She uWu did >w< deceive her ÚwÚ fathew, OwO mawwying uWu you; +xDD And when ^.^ she ^w^ seem'd to ;;w;; shake ÚwÚ and feaw x3 youw looks, +:33 She xDD wuvd them :3 most. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD And UwU so ^.^ she ^.^ did. +^-^ IAGO. Why, OwO go to UwU then. +:33 She :3 that UwU so xDD young couwd UwU give x3 out xDD such :3 a ^.^ seeming, +;;w;; To seel her father's eyes x3 up ^-^ cwose >_< as uWu oak- +>w< He xDD thought uWu 'twas witchcwaft- >_> but UwU I ^w^ am much to ^w^ bwame; +UwU I x3 humbwy UwU do :33 beseech xDD you of x3 youw UwU pawdon +For ^w^ too much >w< woving OwO you. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^w^ am bound to uWu thee OwO fowevew. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ this hath :3 a xDD wittwe dash'd x3 youw spiwits. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a xDD jot, nyot :3 a jot. +^-^ IAGO. :33 I'faith, UwU I feaw >w< it has. +UwU I UwU hope xDD you xDD wiww OwO considew >_> what >_> is ^-^ spoke +UwU Comes from x3 my love. OwO But UwU I UwU do >_> see ÚwÚ you'we OwO muvd; +UwU I ^w^ am to pray xDD you nyot to ;;w;; stwain x3 my ÚwÚ speech +;;w;; To gwossew >_> issues nor to wawgew :3 weach +Than to suspicion. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I xDD wiww not. +^-^ IAGO. Should xDD you UwU do >_> so, x3 my uWu wowd, +OwO My ÚwÚ speech >_> shouwd faww x3 into xDD such ^-^ viwe >w< success +>_< Which x3 my >_< thoughts aim nyot at. uWu Cassio's x3 my ÚwÚ wowthy >_< fwiend- +OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ you'we :33 muvd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Nyo, nyot much :33 muvd. +UwU I UwU do nyot think >_> but x3 Desdemonya's honest. +^-^ IAGO. OwO Wong ^w^ wive ^.^ she so! ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong ^w^ wive xDD you to think so! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD And ^w^ yet, >w< how ÚwÚ nyatuwe ewwing from :3 itsewf- +^-^ IAGO. Ay, there's x3 the UwU point, OwO as- to be bold with :3 you- +ÚwÚ Nyot to affect UwU many proposed OwO matches +Of her UwU own clime, ÚwÚ compwexion, ÚwÚ and >_< degwee, +:33 Wheweto ^.^ we >_> see uWu in aww ^.^ things ÚwÚ nyatuwe tends- +ÚwÚ Foh, one OwO may smell uWu in xDD such :3 a xDD wiww UwU most UwU wank, +Foul dispwopowtion, >_< thoughts ^w^ unnyatuwaw. +OwO But UwU pawdon x3 me. UwU I UwU do nyot uWu in >_< position +Distinctly speak of >w< hew; ^w^ though UwU I OwO may ;;w;; feaw, +:3 Hew :33 wiww, uWu wecoiwing to her xDD bettew ^w^ judgement, +^-^ May faww to >_< match xDD you with her countwy x3 fowms, +xDD And happily wepent. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU Faweweww, farewell. +;;w;; If ^.^ mowe xDD thou dost ÚwÚ pewceive, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow mowe; +Set on >w< thy >w< wife to observe. Weave uWu me, >w< Iago. +^-^ IAGO. [Going.] OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why uWu did UwU I mawwy? This xDD honyest creature ^-^ doubtwess +^.^ Sees ÚwÚ and xDD knyows >_> mowe, much >_> mowe, than ^.^ he unfowds. +^-^ IAGO. [Returning.] OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might entweat x3 youw honyow +;;w;; To x3 scan ÚwÚ this ^.^ thing nyo >w< fuwthew; OwO weave >w< it to uWu time. +;;w;; Though >w< it be ;;w;; fit :3 that OwO Cassio uWu have :33 his pwace, +For >_< suwe ^.^ he ^.^ fiwws >w< it x3 up with great abiwity, +Yet, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease to howd ^.^ him x3 off awhiwe, +>_> You UwU shaww ^.^ by :3 that >_> pewceive ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his means. +xDD Nyote >_> if x3 youw uWu wady ;;w;; stwain :33 his entewtainment +With xDD any >w< stwong ow ^.^ vehement >w< impowtunyity; +Much xDD wiww be :3 seen uWu in x3 that. ^w^ In x3 the >_> meantime, +Let ;;w;; me be xDD thought ^w^ too >w< busy uWu in x3 my uWu feaws- +;;w;; As ÚwÚ wowthy cause UwU I uWu have to feaw UwU I ÚwÚ am- +xDD And howd her >w< fwee, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw uWu honyow. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Fear nyot x3 my >_< guvwnment. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I >_> once ^.^ mowe OwO take x3 my >_< weave. ÚwÚ Exit. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. This fellow's of :33 exceeding :3 honyesty, +xDD And xDD knyows aww qualities, with :3 a :33 weawnyed ^-^ spiwit, +Of human deawings. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do ^-^ pwuv her haggawd, +;;w;; Though :3 that her ^.^ jesses :3 wewe x3 my uWu deaw ^w^ heawtstwings, +UwU I'wd whistwe her x3 off ÚwÚ and wet her down x3 the wind +;;w;; To prey uWu at xDD fowtunye. Haply, fow UwU I ^w^ am black +xDD And uWu have nyot UwU those soft parts of ^w^ convewsation +:33 That chamberers have, ow fow UwU I ^w^ am decwinyed +^.^ Into x3 the vale of :3 yeaws- yet ^w^ that's nyot much- +>_> She's ;;w;; gonye. UwU I ^w^ am abused, ÚwÚ and x3 my relief +:3 Must be to ^-^ woathe her. x3 O UwU cuwse of ^.^ mawwiage, +:33 That ^.^ we ^.^ can caww these xDD dewicate ^-^ cweatuwes >_> ouws, +xDD And nyot uWu theiw appetites! UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a ;;w;; toad, +xDD And ^w^ wive ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> vapow of :3 a :33 dungeon, +Than >_< keep :3 a ^-^ cownyew uWu in x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I wuv +For OwO othews' uses. Yet, UwU 'tis x3 the pwague of great onyes: +^w^ Pwewogatived OwO awe ;;w;; they less than x3 the ^-^ base; +'Tis ^.^ destiny unshunnyabwe, ^.^ wike death. +Even xDD then ÚwÚ this forked pwague >_> is :3 fated to >_> us +x3 When ^.^ we UwU do quicken. Desdemona :3 comes: + +^.^ We-entew Desdemona ÚwÚ and Emilia. + +;;w;; If ^.^ she be :3 fawse, >_< O, xDD then heaven :3 mocks itself! +I'll nyot bewieve't. +x3 DESDEMONyA. How now, x3 my uWu deaw UwU Othewwo! +uWu Youw xDD dinnyew, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO genyewous islanders +^-^ By xDD you x3 invited, UwU do >_< attend x3 youw pwesence. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^w^ am to blame. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Why UwU do xDD you speak UwU so faintwy? +^w^ Awe xDD you nyot ^.^ weww? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 pain ;;w;; upon x3 my forehead hewe. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Faith, ^w^ that's with ;;w;; watching; 'twill OwO away ;;w;; again. +Let ;;w;; me >_> but bind >w< it hawd, within ÚwÚ this >_> houw +^.^ It xDD wiww be well. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Youw napkin >_> is ^w^ too UwU wittwe; +>w< He puts x3 the handkerchief from :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^.^ dwops :3 it. +Let >w< it >_< awonye. ^.^ Come, I'll OwO go uWu in with OwO you. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy sowwy :3 that xDD you OwO awe nyot well. +Exeunt Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemonya. +EMILIA. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU I uWu have >_> found ÚwÚ this nyapkin; +This UwU was her xDD fiwst wemembwance from x3 the Moow. +OwO My :33 waywawd :33 husband hath :3 a :3 hundwed times +:33 Woo'd ;;w;; me to ^.^ steaw uWu it; >_> but ^.^ she UwU so loves x3 the token, +For ^.^ he >_< conjuwed her ^.^ she >_> shouwd OwO evew >_< keep :33 it, +:33 That ^.^ she uWu wesewves >w< it evewmowe about her +;;w;; To :3 kiss ÚwÚ and tawk ;;w;; to. I'll uWu have x3 the ^.^ wowk >_> ta'en ^.^ out, +xDD And >_> give't >w< Iago. >_> What ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU do with >w< it +uWu Heaven ;;w;; knyows, nyot x3 I; +UwU I >_< nyothing >_> but to uWu pwease :33 his OwO fantasy. + +^.^ We-entew >w< Iago. + +^-^ IAGO. How now, >_> what UwU do xDD you OwO hewe awonye? +EMILIA. Do nyot xDD you x3 chide; UwU I uWu have :3 a ^.^ thing fow OwO you. +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ A ^.^ thing fow me? ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^w^ common xDD thing- +EMILIA. uWu Ha! +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; To uWu have :3 a >_< foowish x3 wife. +EMILIA. >_< O, >_> is :3 that ÚwÚ aww? >_> What xDD wiww xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me nyow +For :3 that same >w< handkewchief? +^-^ IAGO. >_> What >w< handkewchief? +EMILIA. >_> What >w< handkewchief? +Why, :3 that x3 the Moor xDD fiwst uWu gave to >w< Desdemonya, +:33 That which UwU so often xDD you uWu did bid ;;w;; me :33 steaw. +^-^ IAGO. Hast :3 stow'n >w< it from OwO hew? +EMILIA. :3 Nyo, xDD faith; ^.^ she wet >w< it >_< dwop ^.^ by >_> nyegwigence, +^.^ And, to x3 the ÚwÚ advantage, UwU I ^.^ being OwO hewe ;;w;; took't :33 up. +x3 Wook, OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ^.^ wench; UwU give >w< it x3 me. +EMILIA. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you UwU do ^-^ with't, :3 that xDD you uWu have :33 been UwU so xDD eawnyest +;;w;; To uWu have ;;w;; me :3 fiwch :33 it? +^-^ IAGO. UwU [Snyatching x3 it.] Why, >_> what >_> is :3 that to you? +EMILIA. >_> If't be nyot fow x3 some OwO puwpose of impowt, +>_< Give't ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. OwO Poow UwU wady, ^.^ she'ww >w< wun ^-^ mad +x3 When ^.^ she UwU shaww ^.^ wack :3 it. +^-^ IAGO. ^w^ Be nyot x3 acknyown ^-^ on't; UwU I uWu have use fow :3 it. +^w^ Go, OwO weave x3 me. uWu Exit Emilia. +UwU I xDD wiww uWu in uWu Cassio's ;;w;; wodging wose ÚwÚ this nyapkin, +xDD And wet ^.^ him find :3 it. >_< Twifwes >w< wight >_< as ^w^ aiw +^w^ Awe to x3 the jealous x3 confiwmations >w< stwong +;;w;; As proofs of >w< howy UwU wwit; ÚwÚ this OwO may UwU do OwO something. +uWu The Moor xDD awweady :33 changes with x3 my x3 poison: +^w^ Dangewous OwO conceits OwO awe uWu in uWu theiw natures >_< poisons, +>_< Which uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst OwO awe scawce >_> found to OwO distaste, +OwO But with :3 a xDD wittwe ;;w;; act ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 bwood +Burn ^.^ wike x3 the >_< minyes of ÚwÚ suwphuw. UwU I uWu did >_> say :3 so. +x3 Wook, :3 whewe ^.^ he comes! + +^.^ We-entew OwO Othewwo. + +ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; poppy, nor mandragora, +x3 Nyow aww x3 the ^-^ dwowsy sywups of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +Shall OwO evew medicinye uWu thee to :3 that x3 sweet :33 sweep +>_< Which xDD thou owedst yesterday. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< Ha, ha, UwU fawse to me? +^-^ IAGO. Why, >w< how now, general! No ^.^ mowe of x3 that. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO Avaunt! be ÚwÚ gonye! ^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu set ;;w;; me on x3 the rack. +UwU I >_< sweaw UwU 'tis xDD bettew to be much :3 abused +Than >_> but to ^.^ knyow't :3 a ^.^ wittwe. +^-^ IAGO. How now, x3 my xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What sense xDD had UwU I of her :3 stow'n >_> houws of x3 wust? +UwU I OwO saw't >_> nyot, xDD thought >w< it >_> nyot, >w< it hawm'd nyot OwO me; +UwU I slept x3 the :3 nyext >w< nyight weww, UwU was fwee ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mewwy; +UwU I >_> found nyot uWu Cassio's ^-^ kisses on her x3 wips. +>w< He :3 that >_> is robb'd, nyot ^-^ wanting >_> what >_> is stol'n, +Let ^.^ him nyot ^.^ knyow't ÚwÚ and uWu he's nyot wobb'd uWu at all. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy to hear UwU this. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I xDD had :33 been ^w^ happy >_> if x3 the general :3 camp, +x3 Pionyews ÚwÚ and all, xDD had ^w^ tasted her x3 sweet ;;w;; body, +^w^ So UwU I xDD had >_< nyothing knyown. >_< O, nyow ^w^ fowevew +UwU Faweweww x3 the >w< twanquiw ÚwÚ mind! UwU Faweweww ^w^ content! +UwU Faweweww x3 the plumed troop ÚwÚ and x3 the big UwU waws +:33 That >_< make ^-^ ambition >_> viwtue! >_< O, farewell, +UwU Faweweww x3 the xDD nyeighing :3 steed ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> shwiww :33 twump, +uWu The >_< spiwit-stiwwing dwum, x3 the :33 eaw-piewcing ^.^ fife, +uWu The royal banner, ÚwÚ and aww :3 quawity, +^w^ Pwide, pomp, ÚwÚ and circumstance of glorious xDD waw! +xDD And x3 O xDD you >w< mowtaw >w< enginyes, x3 whose wude ÚwÚ thwoats +uWu The :3 immowtaw Juv's xDD dwead cwamows >_< countewfeit, +>_< Faweweww! Othello's ^-^ occupation's ÚwÚ gonye! +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Is't ÚwÚ possibwe, x3 my xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Viwwain, be >_< suwe xDD thou ^-^ pwuv x3 my wuv :3 a uWu whowe; +^w^ Be >_< suwe of :3 it. Give ;;w;; me x3 the UwU ocuwaw OwO pwoof; +:3 Ow, ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ wowth of :33 man's xDD etewnyaw x3 souw, +^.^ Thou >w< hadst :33 been xDD bettew uWu have :33 been bown :3 a dog +Than answew x3 my OwO waked :33 wwath! +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Is't come to :3 this? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Make ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ see't; ow uWu at x3 the least UwU so ^-^ pwuv :33 it, +:33 That x3 the probation UwU beaw nyo ^-^ hinge nor loop +;;w;; To ^w^ hang :3 a doubt xDD on; ow woe ;;w;; upon >w< thy wife! +^-^ IAGO. OwO My x3 nyobwe wowd- +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; If xDD thou dost ^-^ swandew her ÚwÚ and towtuwe uWu me, +xDD Nyevew pray mowe; ;;w;; abandon aww ^-^ wemowse; +On horror's >_> head uWu howwows ^w^ accumuwate; +Do >_< deeds to >_< make heaven >_> weep, aww ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ amazed; +For >_< nyothing ;;w;; canst xDD thou to uWu damnyation >_< add +:3 Gweatew than x3 that. +^-^ IAGO. x3 O grace! x3 O heaven ;;w;; defend me! +^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a man? uWu have xDD you :3 a :3 souw ow >_< sense? +^w^ God be ÚwÚ wi' uWu you; OwO take >_< minye ^w^ office. x3 O wwetched x3 foow, +:33 That OwO wivest to >_< make ^.^ thinye honesty :3 a vice! +x3 O monstwous ;;w;; wowwd! ^.^ Take :3 nyote, OwO take :3 nyote, x3 O ^w^ wowwd, +;;w;; To be direct ÚwÚ and xDD honyest >_> is nyot ^w^ safe. +UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow ÚwÚ this >w< pwofit, ÚwÚ and from >w< hence +I'll wuv nyo :33 fwiend sith wuv breeds xDD such offense. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyay, >_< stay; xDD thou shouwdst be honest. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I >_> shouwd be OwO wise; fow ^-^ honyesty's :3 a x3 foow, +xDD And loses :3 that >w< it wowks ;;w;; fow. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ By x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +UwU I think x3 my >w< wife be OwO honyest, ÚwÚ and think ^.^ she >_> is x3 nyot; +UwU I think :3 that xDD thou awt >_< just, ÚwÚ and think xDD thou awt not. +I'll uWu have x3 some :33 pwoof. :3 Hew :33 nyame, :3 that UwU was >_< as >w< fwesh +;;w;; As Dian's ;;w;; visage, >_> is nyow :33 begwimed ÚwÚ and black +;;w;; As >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; face. ;;w;; If there be cowds ow knives, +uWu Poison ow ^w^ fiwe, ow :3 suffocating streams, +I'll nyot OwO enduwe :3 it. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe ÚwÚ satisfied! +^-^ IAGO. UwU I see, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe eaten x3 up with :3 passion; +UwU I UwU do wepent ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I put >w< it to OwO you. +>_> You ^.^ wouwd be x3 satisfied? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 Wouwd? Nyay, UwU I :33 wiww. +^-^ IAGO. xDD And may. But, ÚwÚ how? >w< how satisfied, x3 my xDD wowd? +Wouwd UwU you, x3 the ;;w;; supewvisow, grossly >_> gape ^-^ on? +ÚwÚ Behowd her >_< topp'd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> Death ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ damnyation! :3 O! +^-^ IAGO. ^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a tedious uWu difficuwty, UwU I >_< think, +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing them to :3 that >w< pwospect. >_> Damn them >w< then, +;;w;; If OwO evew >w< mowtaw eyes UwU do >_> see them bolster +uWu Mowe than uWu theiw :33 own! >_> What ^w^ then? >w< how ^w^ then? +>_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ say? :3 Whewe's ÚwÚ satisfaction? +^.^ It >_> is xDD impossibwe xDD you >_> shouwd >_> see ÚwÚ this +^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they >_< as prime >_< as ^.^ goats, >_< as :3 hot >_< as >_< monkeys, +;;w;; As ^-^ sawt >_< as wolves uWu in pride, ÚwÚ and foows >_< as gwoss +;;w;; As ÚwÚ ignyowance UwU made drunk. OwO But ^w^ yet, UwU I say, +;;w;; If ;;w;; imputation ÚwÚ and >w< stwong circumstances, +>_< Which lead xDD diwectwy to x3 the doow of truth, +Will UwU give xDD you x3 satisfaction, xDD you OwO may xDD have't. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Give ;;w;; me :3 a UwU wiving reason ^w^ she's ^.^ diswoyaw. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike x3 the office; +OwO But sith UwU I ^w^ am entew'd uWu in ÚwÚ this cause UwU so far, +:3 Pwick'd uWu to't ^.^ by >_< foowish honesty ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, +UwU I xDD wiww OwO go :3 on. UwU I uWu way with OwO Cassio :3 watewy +^.^ And, ^.^ being troubled with :3 a waging >_> tooth, +UwU I couwd nyot OwO sweep. +>_> Thewe OwO awe :3 a uWu kind of ;;w;; men UwU so ;;w;; woose of x3 souw, +:33 That uWu in uWu theiw sweeps xDD wiww mutter uWu theiw affaiws; +x3 Onye of ÚwÚ this uWu kind >_> is :33 Cassio. +^w^ In :33 sweep UwU I heard ^.^ him say, "Sweet >w< Desdemonya, +Let >_> us be >_> wawy, wet >_> us hide UwU ouw >w< wuvs"; +xDD And >w< then, ^w^ siw, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he gripe ÚwÚ and wring x3 my uWu hand, +;;w;; Cwy, "O x3 sweet creature!" ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 kiss ;;w;; me hawd, +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he ^w^ pwuck'd x3 up ^-^ kisses ^.^ by x3 the woots, +:33 That ^-^ gwew ;;w;; upon x3 my lips; xDD then laid :33 his >_< weg +Over x3 my >w< thigh, ÚwÚ and xDD sigh'd ÚwÚ and OwO kiss'd; ÚwÚ and xDD then +Cried, UwU "Cuwsed fate :3 that uWu gave uWu thee to x3 the >w< Moow!" +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O UwU monstwous! UwU monstwous! +^-^ IAGO. Nyay, ÚwÚ this UwU was >_> but :33 his UwU dweam. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO But ÚwÚ this denoted :3 a :3 fowegonye ^.^ concwusion. +'Tis :3 a shrewd doubt, ^w^ though >w< it be >_> but :3 a UwU dweam. +^-^ IAGO. xDD And ÚwÚ this OwO may OwO hewp to thicken othew proofs +:33 That UwU do demonstrate ^w^ thinwy. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. I'll teaw her aww to x3 pieces. +^-^ IAGO. Nyay, >_> but be OwO wise; yet ^.^ we >_> see >_< nyothing donye; +:33 She OwO may be xDD honyest >_> yet. Teww ;;w;; me >_> but >_< this; +:3 Have xDD you nyot x3 sometimes :3 seen :3 a handkerchief +xDD Spotted with strawberries uWu in x3 youw ^w^ wife's hand? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I uWu gave her xDD such :3 a onye; uWu 'twas x3 my xDD fiwst uWu gift. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :33 that; >_> but xDD such :3 a handkerchief- +UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >w< it UwU was x3 youw ;;w;; wife's- uWu did UwU I today +xDD See OwO Cassio xDD wipe :33 his ^w^ beawd with. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_< that- +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; If >w< it be :3 that, ow xDD any :3 that UwU was ÚwÚ hews, +^.^ It xDD speaks OwO against her with x3 the othew ^w^ pwoofs. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, :3 that x3 the ;;w;; swave xDD had >w< fowty thousand lives! +x3 Onye >_> is ^w^ too OwO poow, ^w^ too xDD weak fow x3 my revenge. +Now UwU do UwU I >_> see UwU 'tis true. Wook UwU hewe, >w< Iago, +All x3 my fond wuv OwO thus UwU do UwU I ^w^ bwow to UwU heaven. +'Tis ;;w;; gonye. +Awise, black vengeance, from >w< thy OwO howwow >_< heww! +;;w;; Yiewd up, x3 O xDD wuv, >w< thy >_< cwown ÚwÚ and heawted >_< thwonye +;;w;; To tywannyous hate! :3 Sweww, x3 bosom, with >w< thy ;;w;; fwaught, +For UwU 'tis of x3 aspics' ;;w;; tongues! +^-^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Yet be OwO content. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, bwood, bwood, UwU bwood! +^-^ IAGO. >w< Patience, UwU I say; x3 youw ^-^ mind ^-^ pewhaps OwO may :3 change. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyevew, >w< Iago. Wike to x3 the Pontic ÚwÚ Sea, +>_< Whose >_< icy :3 cuwwent ÚwÚ and compulsive course +Nye'ew feews *leans over* wetiwing >_< ebb, >_> but keeps >_< due on +;;w;; To x3 the xDD Pwopontic ÚwÚ and x3 the Hellespont, +Even UwU so x3 my bwoody thoughts, with :3 viowent pace, +Shall ^w^ nye'ew wook back, ^w^ nye'ew ebb to humble xDD wuv, +Tiww :3 that :3 a capabwe ÚwÚ and uWu wide xDD wevenge +Swallow them :33 up. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by :33 yond OwO mawbwe ^.^ heaven, +^w^ In x3 the >_< due ^w^ wevewence of :3 a uWu sacwed vow Kneels. +UwU I OwO hewe :33 engage x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. +^-^ IAGO. Do nyot rise >_> yet. Kneels. +xDD Witnyess, xDD you :3 evew-buwnying wights xDD abuv, +>_> You ÚwÚ ewements :3 that cwip >_> us ;;w;; wound about, +Witness :3 that OwO hewe OwO Iago xDD doth UwU give x3 up +uWu The :33 execution of :33 his ^w^ wit, ^.^ hands, uWu heawt, +;;w;; To wrong'd Othello's service! Let ^.^ him >_> command, +xDD And to UwU obey UwU shaww be uWu in ;;w;; me wemowse, +>_> What bwoody business ever. ^-^ They uWu wise. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I x3 gweet >w< thy xDD wuv, +ÚwÚ Nyot with :33 vain thanks, >_> but with >w< acceptance UwU bounteous, +xDD And xDD wiww ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 instant put uWu thee x3 to't: +OwO Within these >w< thwee OwO days wet ;;w;; me hear uWu thee >_> say +:33 That uWu Cassio's nyot alive. +^-^ IAGO. OwO My :33 fwiend >_> is >_< dead, UwU 'tis donye uWu at x3 youw :3 wequest; +OwO But wet her wive. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> Damn hew, x3 wewd minx! >_< O, damn >_> hew! +^.^ Come, OwO go with ;;w;; me uWu apawt; UwU I xDD wiww :3 withdwaw, +;;w;; To furnish ;;w;; me with x3 some UwU swift means of :33 death +For x3 the >w< faiw deviw. Now awt xDD thou x3 my uWu wieutenyant. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw UwU own OwO fowevew. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew >w< Desdemonya, uWu Emiwia, ÚwÚ and OwO Cwown. + +x3 DESDEMONyA. Do xDD you knyow, sirrah, :3 whewe Wieutenyant OwO Cassio uWu wies? +uWu CWOWN. UwU I dawe nyot >_> say ^.^ he wies anywhewe. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Why, man? +uWu CWOWN. He's :3 a UwU sowdiew; ÚwÚ and fow one to >_> say :3 a soldier lies, >_> is +:33 stabbing. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Go ÚwÚ to! Whewe ^.^ wodges uWu he? +uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; To tell xDD you :3 whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; wodges, >_> is to tell xDD you :3 whewe UwU I xDD wie. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Can ;;w;; anything be UwU made of :3 this? +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; wodges, ÚwÚ and fow ;;w;; me to >w< devise :3 a :33 wodging, +ÚwÚ and >_> say ^.^ he wies OwO hewe ow ^.^ he wies thewe, :3 wewe to >_< wie uWu in >_< minye UwU own +uWu thwoat. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Can xDD you ^.^ inquiwe ^.^ him x3 out ÚwÚ and be edified ^.^ by report? +uWu CWOWN. UwU I xDD wiww UwU catechize x3 the wowwd fow him; :3 that ;;w;; is, >_< make UwU questions +ÚwÚ and ^.^ by them answer. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Seek :3 him, bid ^.^ him come hithew. Teww ^.^ him UwU I uWu have ^-^ muvd x3 my +;;w;; wowd on :33 his behawf ÚwÚ and UwU hope aww xDD wiww be well. +uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this >_> is within x3 the compass of :33 man's ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe +UwU I xDD wiww x3 attempt x3 the xDD doing :3 it. ÚwÚ Exit. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Whewe >_> shouwd UwU I wose :3 that handkerchief, ^w^ Emiwia? +EMILIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, UwU madam. +x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Bewieve uWu me, UwU I xDD had rather uWu have wost x3 my >_< puwse +Full of :3 cwusadoes; x3 and, >_> but x3 my x3 nyobwe Moor +Is true of ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and UwU made of nyo xDD such baseness +;;w;; As jealous ^-^ cweatuwes awe, >w< it :3 wewe enough +;;w;; To put ^.^ him to :33 iww ÚwÚ thinking. +EMILIA. Is ^.^ he nyot :3 jeawous? +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Who, uWu he? UwU I think x3 the sun :3 whewe ^.^ he UwU was bown +^.^ Dwew aww xDD such :3 humows from ^.^ him. +EMILIA. x3 Wook, :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO weave ^.^ him nyow >w< tiww OwO Cassio +^w^ Be ^w^ caww'd to ^.^ him. + +Entew OwO Othewwo. + +How :3 is't with UwU you, x3 my xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good >_> wady. >_< [Aside.] >_< O, ^.^ hawdnyess to OwO dissembwe! +How UwU do UwU you, ^w^ Desdemonya? +x3 DESDEMONyA. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. This uWu hand >_> is moist, x3 my >_> wady. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ It yet >_> has UwU fewt nyo age nor ÚwÚ knyown nyo ;;w;; sowwow. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. This ÚwÚ awgues fruitfulness ÚwÚ and xDD wibewaw heawt; +>_> Hot, >_> hot, ÚwÚ and moist. This uWu hand of >_> youws uWu wequiwes +^-^ A OwO sequestew from >w< wibewty, ^.^ fasting, ÚwÚ and prayer, +Much :33 castigation, ÚwÚ exewcise :33 devout, +For hewe's :3 a xDD young ÚwÚ and :3 sweating ^.^ deviw OwO hewe +:33 That uWu commonwy >_> webews. 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ good uWu hand, +^-^ A xDD fwank onye. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_> You may, :33 indeed, >_> say so; +For uWu 'twas :3 that uWu hand :3 that uWu gave OwO away x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ A xDD wibewaw >w< hand. uWu The heawts of ;;w;; owd uWu gave hands; +OwO But UwU ouw x3 nyew ^-^ hewawdwy >_> is ^.^ hands, nyot >w< heawts. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak of UwU this. :3 Come now, x3 youw pwomise. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What ;;w;; pwomise, ^.^ chuck? +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I uWu have sent to bid OwO Cassio come speak with OwO you. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ sawt ÚwÚ and sowwy rheum offends OwO me; +uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy handkewchief. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Here, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 That which UwU I uWu gave OwO you. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I uWu have >w< it nyot about x3 me. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Not? +x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< That's :3 a ^-^ fauwt. :33 That handkerchief +Did >w< an >_< Egyptian to x3 my mothew ^w^ give; +:33 She UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ chawmew, ÚwÚ and couwd almost ^w^ wead +uWu The >_< thoughts of ^-^ peopwe. :33 She told hew, OwO whiwe ^.^ she :33 kept :33 it, +;;w;; 'Twouwd >_< make her :3 amiabwe ÚwÚ and uWu subdue x3 my >w< fathew +x3 Entiwewy to her xDD wuv, >_> but >_> if ^.^ she wost >w< it +:33 Ow UwU made :3 a ^w^ gift of :33 it, x3 my father's ^w^ eye +Should howd her >_< woathed ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; spiwits >_> shouwd OwO hunt +>w< Aftew x3 nyew ^w^ fancies. :33 She dying uWu gave >w< it uWu me, +xDD And bid uWu me, when x3 my fate ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me x3 wive, +;;w;; To UwU give >w< it her. UwU I uWu did >_> so, ÚwÚ and OwO take :3 heed ^-^ on't; +^-^ Make >w< it :3 a :3 dawwing ^.^ wike x3 youw >_< pwecious >_< eye; +;;w;; To wose't ow >_> give't OwO away :3 wewe xDD such ;;w;; pewdition +;;w;; As >_< nyothing >_> ewse couwd match. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Is't possible? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. 'Tis true; there's >w< magic uWu in x3 the uWu web of :3 it. +^-^ A uWu sibyw, :3 that xDD had nyumbew'd uWu in x3 the wowwd +uWu The sun to course >w< two :3 hundwed compasses, +^w^ In her ÚwÚ pwophetic UwU fuwy >_< sew'd x3 the >_> wowk; +uWu The wowms :3 wewe hawwow'd :3 that uWu did breed x3 the siwk, +xDD And >w< it UwU was x3 dyed uWu in mummy which x3 the OwO skiwwfuw +ÚwÚ Consewved of maiden's >w< heawts. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Indeed! :3 is't twue? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Most veritable; >_< thewefowe wook uWu to't well. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Then ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God :3 that UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew :3 seen't! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Ha! OwO whewefowe? +x3 DESDEMONyA. Why UwU do xDD you speak UwU so ^w^ stawtingwy ÚwÚ and >_> wash? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Is't lost? :3 is't gone? :3 speak, >_> is >w< it x3 out ^.^ o' x3 the >w< way? +x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Heaven ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ us! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Say you? +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ It >_> is nyot ^.^ wost; >_> but >_> what >w< an >_> if >w< it OwO wewe? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ How? +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I say, >w< it >_> is nyot :3 wost. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Fetch't, wet ;;w;; me >_> see :3 it. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Why, UwU so UwU I ^-^ can, ^w^ siw, >_> but UwU I xDD wiww nyot now. +This >_> is :3 a twick to put ;;w;; me from x3 my OwO suit. +>_> Pway UwU you, wet OwO Cassio be uWu weceived ;;w;; again. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me x3 the handkerchief, x3 my ^-^ mind misgives. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Come, come, +You'll >_< nyevew :3 meet :3 a ^.^ mowe sufficient man. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The x3 handkewchief! +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I pray, tawk ;;w;; me of :33 Cassio. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The x3 handkewchief! +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ A x3 man :3 that aww :33 his time +>_< Hath uWu founded :33 his ÚwÚ good fowtunyes on x3 youw xDD wuv, +Shared >_> dangews with :3 you- +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The x3 handkewchief! +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^w^ In sooth, xDD you OwO awe to blame. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> Away! ÚwÚ Exit. +EMILIA. Is nyot ÚwÚ this x3 man :3 jeawous? +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ^w^ nye'ew saw ÚwÚ this befowe. +Sure there's x3 some wonder uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD handkewchief; +UwU I ^w^ am UwU most xDD unhappy uWu in x3 the ^-^ woss of :3 it. +EMILIA. 'Tis nyot :3 a xDD yeaw ow >w< two >_< shows >_> us :3 a man. +^-^ They OwO awe aww >_> but ^w^ stomachs ÚwÚ and ^.^ we aww >_> but ;;w;; food; +^-^ They eat >_> us x3 hungewwy, ÚwÚ and when ;;w;; they OwO awe full +^-^ They :3 bewch >_> us. Wook you! OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and x3 my husband. + +Entew OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and >w< Iago. + +^-^ IAGO. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo othew way; UwU 'tis ^.^ she ^w^ must >_< do't. +^.^ And, ^.^ wo, x3 the happiness! Go ÚwÚ and :33 impowtunye her. +x3 DESDEMONyA. How now, ÚwÚ good x3 Cassio! x3 What's x3 the nyews with you? +>_< CASSIO. uWu Madam, x3 my xDD fowmew ^.^ suit: UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you +:33 That ^.^ by x3 youw virtuous means UwU I OwO may again +uWu Exist ÚwÚ and be :3 a member of :33 his wuv +;;w;; Whom UwU I with aww x3 the ^.^ office of x3 my >_< heawt +x3 Entiwewy uWu honyow. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be delay'd. +;;w;; If x3 my offense be of xDD such >w< mowtaw uWu kind +:33 That nor x3 my OwO sewvice x3 past nor xDD pwesent ^w^ sowwows +x3 Nyow puwposed merit uWu in futurity +UwU Can wansom ;;w;; me x3 into :33 his wuv OwO again, +OwO But to ^.^ knyow UwU so ^w^ must be x3 my >_> benyefit; +^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I UwU cwothe ;;w;; me uWu in :3 a xDD fowced :3 content +xDD And shut mysewf x3 up uWu in x3 some othew course +;;w;; To Fowtunye's UwU awms. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Awas, thwice-gentwe x3 Cassio! +OwO My uWu advocation >_> is nyot nyow uWu in x3 tunye; +OwO My ;;w;; wowd >_> is nyot x3 my uWu wowd, nor >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him +^.^ Wewe ^.^ he uWu in x3 favow >_< as uWu in humor :3 awtew'd. +^w^ So OwO hewp ;;w;; me every ^w^ spiwit UwU sanctified, +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have >w< spoken fow xDD you aww x3 my best +xDD And :33 stood within x3 the ;;w;; bwank of :33 his >_< dispweasuwe +For x3 my fwee speech! >_> You ^w^ must ^-^ awhiwe be uWu patient. +>_> What UwU I ^.^ can UwU do UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe UwU I xDD wiww +Than fow mysewf UwU I OwO dawe. Let :3 that x3 suffice OwO you. +^-^ IAGO. Is x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^.^ angwy? +EMILIA. >w< He OwO went >w< hence >_> but now, +xDD And :3 cewtainwy uWu in ;;w;; stwange >_< unquietnyess. +^-^ IAGO. UwU Can ^.^ he be ^.^ angwy? UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the cannon, +x3 When >w< it hath >_> bwown :33 his ;;w;; wanks x3 into x3 the ^w^ aiw +^.^ And, ^.^ wike x3 the deviw, from :33 his xDD vewy awm +x3 Puff'd :33 his UwU own ^-^ bwothew. xDD And ^.^ can ^.^ he be ^.^ angwy? +xDD Something of x3 moment UwU then. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go :3 meet ^.^ him. +>_> Thewe's ;;w;; mattew OwO in't ÚwÚ indeed >_> if ^.^ he be >w< angwy. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU do :3 so. uWu Exit >w< Iago. +xDD Something >_< suwe of state, +^-^ Eithew from :33 Venyice ow x3 some unhatch'd pwactice +Made demonstwabwe OwO hewe uWu in OwO Cypwus to :3 him, +>_< Hath ;;w;; puddwed :33 his ^-^ cweaw uWu spiwit; ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such xDD cases +xDD Men's natures wrangle with :33 infewiow :3 things, +;;w;; Though great ^-^ onyes OwO awe uWu theiw xDD object. 'Tis even so; +For wet UwU ouw finger uWu ache, ÚwÚ and >w< it OwO indues +Our othew OwO heawthfuw members even to :3 that sense +Of OwO pain. Nyay, ^.^ we ^w^ must think ;;w;; men OwO awe nyot uWu gods, +x3 Nyow of them wook fow xDD such OwO obsewvancy +;;w;; As ^w^ fits x3 the bwidaw. Beshrew ;;w;; me ÚwÚ much, uWu Emiwia, +UwU I UwU was, >_> unhandsome warrior >_< as UwU I am, +UwU Awwaignying :33 his unkindnyess with x3 my ^.^ souw; +OwO But nyow UwU I find UwU I xDD had >_< subown'd x3 the ^.^ witnyess, +xDD And uWu he's >w< indicted falsely. +EMILIA. >_> Pway heaven >w< it be >w< state mattews, >_< as xDD you >_< think, +xDD And nyo OwO conception nor nyo jealous uWu toy +^w^ Concewnying OwO you. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Awas x3 the ^-^ day, UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave ^.^ him >w< cause! +EMILIA. OwO But jealous >w< souws xDD wiww nyot be x3 answew'd so; +^-^ They OwO awe nyot OwO evew jealous fow x3 the >_< cause, +OwO But jealous fow ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU jeawous. 'Tis :3 a monstew +ÚwÚ Begot ;;w;; upon itself, bown on itself. +x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Heaven >_< keep :3 that monstew from Othello's ÚwÚ mind! +EMILIA. Lady, amen. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_> seek ^.^ him. ^-^ Cassio, UwU wawk uWu heweabout. +;;w;; If UwU I UwU do find ^.^ him >w< fit, I'll move x3 youw ^.^ suit, +xDD And >_> seek to ^w^ effect >w< it to x3 my uttewmost. +>_< CASSIO. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw ladyship. +Exeunt Desdemona ÚwÚ and Emilia. + +Entew ÚwÚ Bianca. + +xDD BIANCA. :3 Save UwU you, :33 fwiend x3 Cassio! +>_< CASSIO. >_> What >_< make xDD you from ^w^ home? +How >_> is >w< it with UwU you, x3 my UwU most >w< faiw uWu Bianca? +:33 I'faith, x3 sweet xDD wuv, UwU I UwU was xDD coming to x3 youw ÚwÚ house. +xDD BIANCA. xDD And UwU I UwU was x3 going to x3 youw :33 wodging, :33 Cassio. +What, >_< keep :3 a >_< week ÚwÚ away? ÚwÚ seven OwO days ÚwÚ and x3 nyights? +ÚwÚ Eight ÚwÚ scowe eight houws? ÚwÚ and wuvws' absent houws, +uWu Mowe tedious than x3 the OwO diaw eight ÚwÚ scowe :33 times? +x3 O ÚwÚ weawy ^-^ weckonying! +>_< CASSIO. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ Bianca. +UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe with weaden >_< thoughts :33 been ^w^ pwess'd; +OwO But UwU I UwU shaww uWu in :3 a ^.^ mowe continuate time +OwO Stwike x3 off ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ scowe of OwO absence. ÚwÚ Sweet ^-^ Bianca, +>w< Gives her x3 Desdemonya's handkewchief. +^.^ Take ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ^.^ wowk OwO out. +xDD BIANCA. x3 O ^-^ Cassio, >_> whence ^-^ came :3 this? +This >_> is x3 some ;;w;; token from :3 a nyewew :3 fwiend. +;;w;; To x3 the UwU fewt >w< absence nyow UwU I x3 feew :3 a OwO cause. +^-^ Is't come to :3 this? xDD Weww, well. +>_< CASSIO. Go ^.^ to, OwO woman! +Throw x3 youw ^-^ viwe guesses uWu in x3 the >_> deviw's teeth, +Fwom >_> whence xDD you uWu have OwO them. >_> You OwO awe jealous nyow +:33 That ÚwÚ this >_> is from x3 some ^-^ mistwess, x3 some :3 wemembwance. +:3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ Bianca. +xDD BIANCA. Why, x3 whose >_> is :33 it? +>_< CASSIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, sweet. UwU I >_> found >w< it uWu in x3 my ^.^ chambew. +UwU I ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ wowk well. Ere >w< it be x3 demanded- +;;w;; As ^.^ wike enough >w< it ;;w;; wiww- UwU I'wd uWu have >w< it copied. +^.^ Take :33 it, ÚwÚ and OwO do't; ÚwÚ and OwO weave ;;w;; me fow ÚwÚ this uWu time. +xDD BIANCA. Weave you! OwO whewefowe? +>_< CASSIO. UwU I UwU do >_< attend OwO hewe on x3 the ^-^ genyewaw; +xDD And think >w< it nyo addition, nor x3 my wish, +;;w;; To uWu have ^.^ him >_> see ;;w;; me :3 woman'd. +xDD BIANCA. Why, UwU I pray you? +>_< CASSIO. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I wuv xDD you not. +xDD BIANCA. OwO But :3 that xDD you UwU do nyot wuv x3 me. +UwU I pray UwU you, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me on x3 the uWu way :3 a UwU wittwe, +xDD And >_> say >_> if UwU I UwU shaww >_> see xDD you >w< soon uWu at OwO nyight. +>_< CASSIO. 'Tis >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe uWu way :3 that UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing UwU you, +For UwU I >_< attend UwU hewe, >_> but I'll >_> see xDD you :33 soon. +xDD BIANCA. 'Tis xDD vewy good; UwU I ^w^ must be uWu ciwcumstanced. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +:3 Cypwus. ^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew Othewwo ÚwÚ and >w< Iago. + +^-^ IAGO. Will xDD you think so? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Think >_> so, ^-^ Iago? +^-^ IAGO. What, +;;w;; To :3 kiss uWu in private? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ An unyauthowized >w< kiss. +^-^ IAGO. :33 Ow to be nyaked with her :33 fwiend uWu in x3 bed +^-^ An >_> houw ow >_> mowe, nyot meaning xDD any harm? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Nyaked uWu in ^.^ bed, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ and nyot >_> mean >_< hawm! +^.^ It >_> is hypocrisy OwO against x3 the deviw. +^-^ They :3 that >_> mean >w< viwtuouswy ÚwÚ and yet UwU do >_> so, +uWu The ^.^ deviw uWu theiw viwtue tempts ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they tempt UwU heaven. +^-^ IAGO. ^w^ So ;;w;; they UwU do uWu nyothing, UwU 'tis :3 a venial UwU swip. +OwO But >_> if UwU I UwU give x3 my >w< wife :3 a handkerchief- +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What ^w^ then? +^-^ IAGO. Why, >w< then, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ hews, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ being ÚwÚ hews, +:33 She may, UwU I >_< think, ÚwÚ bestow't on xDD any man. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 She >_> is protectress of her honyow UwU too. +^-^ May ^.^ she UwU give ^-^ that? +^-^ IAGO. :3 Hew honyow >_> is >w< an essence ^w^ that's nyot uWu seen; +^-^ They uWu have >w< it xDD vewy ;;w;; oft :3 that uWu have >w< it not. +OwO But fow x3 the handkerchief- +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU most gwadwy uWu have fowgot :3 it. +^.^ Thou ^w^ said'st- >_< O, >w< it x3 comes ^-^ o'ew x3 my xDD memowy, +;;w;; As xDD doth x3 the >_> waven ^-^ o'ew x3 the xDD infected house, +^.^ Boding to ;;w;; aww- ^.^ he xDD had x3 my handkewchief. +^-^ IAGO. Ay, >_> what of ^-^ that? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< That's nyot UwU so ÚwÚ good now. +^-^ IAGO. What, +;;w;; If UwU I xDD had uWu said UwU I xDD had :3 seen ^.^ him UwU do xDD you ÚwÚ wwong? +:33 Ow heard ^.^ him UwU say- >_< as knyaves be xDD such >_> abwoad, +Who x3 having, ^.^ by uWu theiw UwU own importunate ^.^ suit, +:33 Ow ;;w;; vowuntawy ^.^ dotage of x3 some ^-^ mistwess, +:33 Convinced ow x3 suppwied ÚwÚ them, ;;w;; cannyot choose +OwO But ;;w;; they ^w^ must blab- +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< Hath ^.^ he uWu said >_> anything? +^-^ IAGO. >w< He :33 hath, x3 my wowd; >_> but be xDD you weww ^.^ assuwed, +No ^.^ mowe than he'ww OwO unsweaw. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What hath ^.^ he UwU said? +^-^ IAGO. Faith, :3 that ^.^ he OwO did- UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ did. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. What? UwU what? +^-^ IAGO. :3 Wie- +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. With OwO hew? +^-^ IAGO. With hew, on hew, >_> what xDD you :33 wiww. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Lie with >_> hew! >_< wie on >_> hew! We >_> say >_< wie on hew, when ;;w;; they +belie her. Lie with >_> hew! ^w^ 'Zounds, ^w^ that's fuwsome! Handkerchief- +x3 confessions- x3 handkewchief! ;;w;; To x3 confess ÚwÚ and be hanged fow :33 his labor- +ÚwÚ fiwst, to be UwU hanged, ÚwÚ and xDD then to confess. UwU I :3 twembwe uWu at :3 it. +ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; invest herself uWu in xDD such >_> shadowing passion ^-^ without +x3 some :3 instwuction. ^.^ It >_> is nyot wowds :3 that ÚwÚ shakes ;;w;; me OwO thus. OwO Pish! +Noses, ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and x3 wips. ^-^ Is't possible? ;;w;; Confess? ÚwÚ Handkewchief? x3 O +devil! +Fawws uWu in :3 a trance. +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Wowk ;;w;; on, +OwO My ^-^ medicinye, >_< wowk! ^-^ Thus credulous foows OwO awe ;;w;; caught, +xDD And UwU many ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ and >w< chaste ÚwÚ dames even thus, +All guiwtwess, :3 meet uWu wepwoach. What, ho! OwO My ^.^ wowd! +OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; say! UwU Othewwo! + +Entew :33 Cassio. + +How now, x3 Cassio! +>_< CASSIO. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +^-^ IAGO. OwO My ;;w;; wowd >_> is fall'n x3 into >w< an epiwepsy. +This >_> is :33 his second :33 fit; ^.^ he xDD had one yesterday. +>_< CASSIO. >_< Wub ^.^ him about x3 the temples. +^-^ IAGO. :3 Nyo, >_< fowbeaw; +uWu The x3 wethawgy ^w^ must uWu have :33 his :33 quiet course. +;;w;; If >_> nyot, ^.^ he ÚwÚ foams uWu at uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by +>w< Bweaks x3 out to x3 savage >w< madnyess. x3 Wook, ^.^ he UwU stiws. +Do xDD you >_< withdwaw >_> youwsewf :3 a xDD wittwe while, +>w< He xDD wiww OwO wecuvw stwaight. x3 When ^.^ he >_> is >w< gonye, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd on great ;;w;; occasion speak with OwO you. uWu Exit :33 Cassio. +How >_> is :33 it, x3 genyewaw? :3 Have xDD you nyot ÚwÚ huwt x3 youw head? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Dost xDD thou ÚwÚ mock me? +^-^ IAGO. UwU I ÚwÚ mock you? :3 Nyo, ^.^ by UwU heaven. +Wouwd xDD you ^.^ wouwd UwU beaw x3 youw :3 fowtunye ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; man! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ A ^.^ hownyed :33 man's :3 a monstew ÚwÚ and :3 a beast. +^-^ IAGO. >_> Thewe's UwU many :3 a beast xDD then uWu in :3 a uWu popuwous city, +xDD And UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ civiw ^.^ monstew. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Did ^.^ he x3 confess :33 it? +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, be :3 a xDD man; +^w^ Think every ÚwÚ beawded fewwow ^w^ that's >_> but :33 yoked +^-^ May dwaw with OwO you. >_> Thewe's millions nyow ^.^ awive +:33 That xDD nyightwy >_< wie uWu in UwU those unproper beds +>_< Which ;;w;; they dawe >_< sweaw xDD pecuwiaw. uWu Youw case >_> is ^-^ bettew. +>_< O, UwU 'tis x3 the x3 spite of >_> heww, x3 the fiend's UwU awch-mock, +;;w;; To >_< wip :3 a >_< wanton uWu in :3 a ^.^ secuwe couch, +xDD And to ^.^ suppose her >_> chaste! :3 Nyo, wet ;;w;; me knyow, +xDD And x3 knyowing >_> what UwU I am, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ she UwU shaww >w< be. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, xDD thou awt OwO wise; UwU 'tis cewtain. +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Stand xDD you ^-^ awhiwe >_< apawt, +uWu Confinye >_> youwsewf >_> but uWu in :3 a patient list. +Whilst xDD you :3 wewe OwO hewe xDD o'ewwhewmed with x3 youw :33 gwief- +^-^ A passion UwU most uWu unsuiting xDD such :3 a >_> man- +OwO Cassio ^-^ came hithew. UwU I >w< shifted ^.^ him away, +xDD And laid ÚwÚ good OwO 'scuse ;;w;; upon x3 youw x3 ecstasy; +^-^ Bade ^.^ him :3 anyon ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and OwO hewe speak with ;;w;; me +uWu The which ^.^ he :3 pwomised. Do >_> but encave >_> youwsewf +xDD And mark x3 the fleers, x3 the ;;w;; gibes, ÚwÚ and OwO nyotabwe scowns, +:33 That dwell uWu in every wegion of :33 his face; +For UwU I xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him tell x3 the xDD tawe anew, +UwU Whewe, how, >w< how :3 oft, >w< how ^-^ wong >_> ago, ÚwÚ and when +>w< He hath ÚwÚ and >_> is again to cope x3 youw x3 wife. +UwU I say, >_> but mark :33 his gestuwe. OwO Mawwy, patience, +:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww >_> say xDD you OwO awe aww uWu in aww uWu in >w< spween, +xDD And >_< nyothing of :3 a man. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, ^-^ Iago? +UwU I xDD wiww be >_> found UwU most x3 cunnying uWu in x3 my >_> patience; +OwO But ;;w;; (dost xDD thou ^.^ heaw?) UwU most ^-^ bwoody. +^-^ IAGO. >w< That's nyot >_< amiss; +OwO But yet >_< keep time uWu in all. Will xDD you withdraw? +Othewwo ^-^ wetiwes. +Now xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; question OwO Cassio of ^-^ Bianca, +^-^ A :3 housewife :3 that ^.^ by ^-^ sewwing her desiwes +xDD Buys herself ^.^ bwead ÚwÚ and >_< cwothes. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a creature +:33 That x3 dotes on ^-^ Cassio, >_< as UwU 'tis x3 the uWu stwumpet's pwague +;;w;; To beguile UwU many ÚwÚ and be beguiwed ^.^ by onye. +^-^ He, when ^.^ he x3 heaws of hew, ;;w;; cannyot wefwain +Fwom x3 the ^.^ excess of uWu waughtew. :3 Hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. + +^.^ We-entew :33 Cassio. + +;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU shaww :33 smiwe, Othewwo UwU shaww OwO go >w< mad; +xDD And :33 his ^w^ unbookish ^.^ jeawousy ^w^ must construe +OwO Poow uWu Cassio's >_> smiwes, UwU gestuwes, ÚwÚ and >w< wight x3 behaviow +>_< Quite uWu in x3 the wrong. How UwU do xDD you now, wieutenyant? +>_< CASSIO. uWu The >_> wowsew :3 that xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the >w< addition +>_< Whose ^.^ want even :33 kiwws x3 me. +^-^ IAGO. uWu Pwy Desdemona weww, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe >_< suwe ^.^ on't. +>_> Nyow, >_> if ÚwÚ this >_> suit uWu way uWu in xDD Bianco's x3 powew, +How quickly >_> shouwd xDD you uWu speed! +>_< CASSIO. ÚwÚ Awas, poor caitiff! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Wook, >w< how ^.^ he ^-^ waughs awweady! +^-^ IAGO. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew :3 a OwO woman wuv x3 man :3 so. +>_< CASSIO. ÚwÚ Awas, poor UwU wogue! UwU I >_< think, ^w^ i'faith, ^.^ she loves x3 me. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Now ^.^ he denyies >w< it ^w^ faintwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ waughs >w< it OwO out. +^-^ IAGO. Do xDD you heaw, ^w^ Cassio? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Now ^.^ he importunes ^.^ him +;;w;; To tell >w< it >_< o'ew. Go >w< to; weww said, weww UwU said. +^-^ IAGO. :33 She ;;w;; gives >w< it x3 out :3 that xDD you UwU shaww marry her. +Do xDD you intend :33 it? +>_< CASSIO. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Do xDD you :3 twiumph, uWu Woman? Do xDD you >w< twiumph? +>_< CASSIO. UwU I marry >_> hew! What? ^-^ A customer! UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU beaw x3 some xDD chawity +to x3 my >_> wit; UwU do nyot think >w< it UwU so unwhowesome. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. So, >_> so, >_> so, :3 so. ^-^ They laugh :3 that :33 win. +^-^ IAGO. Faith, x3 the cwy xDD goes :3 that xDD you UwU shaww marry her. +>_< CASSIO. Prithee, >_> say true. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD vewy viwwain ewse. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Have xDD you scored me? ^-^ Weww. +>_< CASSIO. This >_> is x3 the UwU monkey's UwU own ^.^ giving OwO out. :33 She >_> is >w< pewsuaded UwU I +xDD wiww marry hew, x3 out of her UwU own wuv ÚwÚ and flattery, nyot x3 out of x3 my +pwomise. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO Iago ^-^ beckons OwO me; nyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ begins x3 the ;;w;; stowy. +>_< CASSIO. :33 She UwU was OwO hewe even >_< nyow; ^.^ she haunts ;;w;; me uWu in every ;;w;; pwace. UwU I UwU was +x3 the othew day :33 tawking on x3 the sea ^.^ bank with xDD cewtain >_< Venyetians, ÚwÚ and +uWu thithew x3 comes x3 the :33 baubwe, x3 and, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand, ^.^ she ^w^ fawws ;;w;; me OwO thus +about x3 my uWu nyeck- +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Cwying, "O uWu deaw uWu Cassio!" >_< as >w< it were; :33 his uWu gestuwe imports +:3 it. +>_< CASSIO. ^w^ So uWu hangs ÚwÚ and wowws ÚwÚ and ^.^ weeps ;;w;; upon OwO me; UwU so hawes ÚwÚ and ^w^ puwws +x3 me. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Now ^.^ he uWu tewws >w< how ^.^ she ^w^ pwucked ^.^ him to x3 my ^.^ chambew. >_< O, UwU I >_> see +:3 that x3 nyose of >_< youws, >_> but nyot :3 that dog UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ thwow >w< it ;;w;; to. +>_< CASSIO. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave her UwU company. +^-^ IAGO. ^.^ Befowe me! wook :3 whewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. +>_< CASSIO. 'Tis xDD such anyothew ^.^ fitchew! marry, :3 a perfumed onye. + +Entew ÚwÚ Bianca. + +>_> What UwU do xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> haunting of me? +xDD BIANCA. Let x3 the ^.^ deviw ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 dam >_> haunt you! >_> What uWu did xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by +:3 that same handkerchief xDD you uWu gave ;;w;; me even ^.^ nyow? UwU I UwU was :3 a OwO finye >w< foow to +OwO take :3 it. UwU I ^w^ must OwO take x3 out x3 the wowk? ^-^ A ÚwÚ wikewy ^.^ piece of ^.^ wowk :3 that +xDD you >_> shouwd find >w< it uWu in x3 youw x3 chambew ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ knyow who left >w< it +thewe! This >_> is x3 some minx's token, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must OwO take x3 out x3 the wowk? +There, UwU give >w< it x3 youw ^.^ hobbyhowse. UwU Whewesoevew xDD you xDD had :33 it, I'll OwO take +x3 out nyo ^.^ wowk ^.^ on't. +>_< CASSIO. How now, x3 my x3 sweet >_< Bianca! >w< how >_< nyow! >w< how >_< nyow! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, :3 that >_> shouwd be x3 my x3 handkewchief! +xDD BIANCA. ^-^ An you'ww come to OwO suppew tonyight, xDD you ;;w;; may; >w< an xDD you xDD wiww >_> nyot, +come when xDD you OwO awe :3 nyext ^w^ pwepawed ;;w;; fow. ÚwÚ Exit. +^-^ IAGO. >w< Aftew hew, ÚwÚ aftew her. +>_< CASSIO. Faith, UwU I :3 must; ^.^ she'ww waiw :33 i' x3 the :3 stweet ewse. +^-^ IAGO. Will xDD you UwU sup OwO thewe? +>_< CASSIO. Faith, UwU I intend :3 so. +^-^ IAGO. xDD Weww, UwU I OwO may chance to >_> see UwU you, fow UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD vewy >_> fain speak +with OwO you. +>_< CASSIO. Prithee, >_< come; xDD wiww you? +^-^ IAGO. Go >w< to; >_> say nyo more. uWu Exit :33 Cassio. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. [Advancing.] How UwU shaww UwU I muwthew :3 him, ^-^ Iago? +^-^ IAGO. Did xDD you >_> pewceive >w< how ^.^ he laughed uWu at :33 his x3 vice? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O >_> Iago! +^-^ IAGO. xDD And uWu did xDD you >_> see x3 the >w< handkewchief? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Was :3 that mine? +^-^ IAGO. OwO Youws, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< hand. xDD And to >_> see >w< how ^.^ he >_< pwizes x3 the >_< foowish +OwO woman x3 youw wife! :33 She uWu gave >w< it :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he hath UwU given >w< it :33 his ^-^ whowe. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him >w< nyinye years akiwwing. ^-^ A OwO finye OwO woman! :3 a >w< faiw +OwO woman! :3 a x3 sweet OwO woman! +^-^ IAGO. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must x3 fowget x3 that. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, wet her UwU wot, ÚwÚ and xDD pewish, ÚwÚ and be uWu damnyed tonyight, fow +^.^ she UwU shaww nyot wive. :3 Nyo, x3 my >_< heawt >_> is turned to stonye; UwU I strike :33 it, +ÚwÚ and >w< it OwO huwts x3 my >w< hand. >_< O, x3 the wowwd hath nyot :3 a ^w^ sweetew xDD cweatuwe. +:33 She ^w^ might >_< wie ^.^ by >w< an emperor's side, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command ^.^ him :33 tasks. +^-^ IAGO. Nyay, ^w^ that's nyot x3 youw >_> way. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Hang >_> hew! UwU I UwU do >_> but >_> say >_> what ^.^ she >w< is. ^w^ So xDD dewicate with her +nyeedwe, >w< an uWu admiwabwe x3 musician. >_< O, ^.^ she xDD wiww ^.^ sing x3 the >_< savagenyess +x3 out of :3 a bear. Of UwU so xDD high ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwenteous wit ÚwÚ and >_< invention- +^-^ IAGO. >_> She's x3 the xDD wowse fow aww UwU this. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, :3 a ;;w;; thousand, :3 a thousand times. xDD And >w< then, of UwU so ^-^ gentwe :3 a +uWu condition! +^-^ IAGO. Ay, ^w^ too uWu gentwe. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyay, ^w^ that's cewtain. OwO But yet x3 the pity of :33 it, >_> Iago! +x3 O >w< Iago, x3 the pity of :33 it, >_> Iago! +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe UwU so fond uvw her iniquity, UwU give her OwO patent to +xDD offend, for, >_> if >w< it :33 touch nyot UwU you, >w< it x3 comes nyeaw nyobody. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I xDD wiww chop her x3 into messes. >_> Cuckowd me! +^-^ IAGO. >_< O, UwU 'tis fouw uWu in her. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. With >_< minye officew! +^-^ IAGO. >w< That's ^w^ fouwew. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< Get ;;w;; me x3 some uWu poison, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. I'll nyot OwO expostuwate +with hew, xDD west her >w< body ÚwÚ and beauty unprovide x3 my ^-^ mind ;;w;; again. This +night, >w< Iago. +^-^ IAGO. Do >w< it nyot with uWu poison, strangle her uWu in her ^.^ bed, even x3 the x3 bed +^.^ she hath OwO contaminyated. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO Good, UwU good, x3 the justice of >w< it UwU pweases, xDD vewy UwU good. +^-^ IAGO. xDD And fow ^-^ Cassio, wet ;;w;; me be :33 his undewtakew. >_> You UwU shaww hear ^.^ mowe +^.^ by midnight. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Excewwent UwU good. :3 [A ÚwÚ twumpet :33 within.] >_> What ÚwÚ twumpet >_> is :3 that +>w< same? +^-^ IAGO. xDD Something from >_> Venyice, >_> suwe. 'Tis >_< Wodovico +:3 Come from x3 the uWu Duke. ^.^ And, >_> see x3 youw >w< wife >_> is with ^.^ him. + +Entew :33 Wodovico, >w< Desdemonya, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +WODOVICO. ^w^ God :3 save x3 the ÚwÚ wowthy general! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, sir. +WODOVICO. uWu The >w< Duke ÚwÚ and Senators of :33 Venyice x3 gweet OwO you. +>w< Gives ^.^ him :3 a >_> wettew. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I :3 kiss x3 the UwU instwument of uWu theiw xDD pweasuwes. +:33 Opens x3 the letter, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ weads. +x3 DESDEMONyA. xDD And UwU what's x3 the news, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin Wodovico? +^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy uWu gwad to >_> see UwU you, ^.^ signyiow; +Welcome to :3 Cypwus. +WODOVICO. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. How does Wieutenyant ^w^ Cassio? +^-^ IAGO. Wives, sir. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Cousin, there's fall'n ^-^ between ^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; wowd +^-^ An :3 unkind :3 bweech; >_> but xDD you UwU shaww >_< make aww well. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Awe xDD you >_< suwe of ^-^ that? +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. [Reads.] ;;w;; "This fail xDD you nyot to UwU do, >_< as xDD you :33 wiww-" +WODOVICO. >w< He uWu did nyot call; uWu he's >w< busy uWu in x3 the ^.^ papew. +Is there OwO division 'twixt x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassio? +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ A UwU most xDD unhappy onye. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU do much +;;w;; To OwO atonye ÚwÚ them, fow x3 the wuv UwU I UwU beaw to :33 Cassio. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Fiwe ÚwÚ and bwimstonye! +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Awe xDD you :33 wise? +x3 DESDEMONyA. What, >_> is ^.^ he ^.^ angwy? +WODOVICO. ^-^ May be x3 the >_> wettew ^-^ muvd him; +For, >_< as UwU I >_< think, ;;w;; they UwU do ÚwÚ command ^.^ him ^.^ home, +^-^ Deputing OwO Cassio uWu in :33 his >_< guvwnment. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^.^ on't. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Indeed! +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see xDD you >_> mad. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Why, x3 sweet ^-^ Othewwo? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ Deviw! Strikes her. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I uWu have nyot deserved UwU this. +WODOVICO. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this ^.^ wouwd nyot be :33 bewieved uWu in >_> Venyice, +;;w;; Though UwU I >_> shouwd >_< sweaw UwU I ^w^ saw't. 'Tis xDD vewy :33 much. +^-^ Make her amends; ^.^ she ^-^ weeps. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O deviw, devil! +;;w;; If :3 that x3 the ^.^ eawth couwd ;;w;; teem with xDD woman's ^-^ teaws, +x3 Each >_< dwop ^.^ she ^w^ fawws ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pwuv :3 a >w< cwocodiwe. +UwU Out of x3 my ;;w;; sight! +x3 DESDEMONyA. [Going.] UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD stay to ^-^ offend OwO you. +WODOVICO. ^-^ Twuwy, >w< an obedient >_> wady. +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw lordship, caww her back. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Mistwess! +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you with hew, UwU siw? +WODOVICO. UwU Who, I, x3 my xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, xDD you uWu did ÚwÚ wish :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< make her x3 tuwn. +UwU Siw, ^.^ she ^.^ can turn ÚwÚ and tuwn, ÚwÚ and yet OwO go ;;w;; on, +xDD And turn again; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^.^ can >_> weep, ^w^ siw, ^.^ weep; +xDD And ^w^ she's obedient, >_< as xDD you say, obedient, +Very xDD obedient. ÚwÚ Pwoceed xDD you uWu in x3 youw >w< teaws. +^w^ Concewnying uWu this, >_< siw- x3 O :33 weww-painted xDD passion!- +UwU I ^w^ am :3 commanded >_> home. >_< Get xDD you :3 away; +I'll >_> send fow xDD you x3 anyon. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU obey x3 the :3 mandate, +xDD And xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn to >_< Venyice. Hence, avaunt! +uWu Exit Desdemonya. +OwO Cassio UwU shaww uWu have x3 my ;;w;; pwace. ^.^ And, ^w^ siw, tonyight, +UwU I UwU do entweat :3 that ^.^ we OwO may UwU sup together. +>_> You OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, ^w^ siw, to :3 Cypwus. ;;w;; Goats ÚwÚ and >w< monkeys! +ÚwÚ Exit. +WODOVICO. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the x3 nyobwe Moor ÚwÚ whom UwU ouw full :33 Senyate +;;w;; Caww aww uWu in aww :33 sufficient? This x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe +;;w;; Whom passion couwd nyot OwO shake? x3 whose ;;w;; sowid viwtue +uWu The UwU shot of :33 accident nor ^.^ dawt of chance +Could :3 nyeithew uWu gwaze nor ^.^ piewce? +^-^ IAGO. >w< He >_> is much uWu changed. +WODOVICO. ^w^ Awe :33 his :33 wits :3 safe? Is ^.^ he nyot >w< wight of bwain? +^-^ IAGO. He's :3 that ^.^ he >w< is. UwU I OwO may nyot ;;w;; bweathe x3 my UwU censuwe +>_> What ^.^ he ^w^ might x3 be: >_> if >_> what ^.^ he ^w^ might ^.^ he >_> is >_> nyot, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd to heaven ^.^ he were! +WODOVICO. What, strike :33 his wife! +^-^ IAGO. Faith, :3 that UwU was nyot UwU so well; yet ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU knyew +:33 That ^w^ stwoke ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pwuv x3 the x3 wowst! +WODOVICO. Is >w< it :33 his >_< use? +:33 Ow uWu did x3 the x3 wettews ^.^ wowk ;;w;; upon :33 his bwood, +xDD And x3 nyew >w< cweate ÚwÚ this xDD fauwt? +^-^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ awas! +^.^ It >_> is nyot honesty uWu in ;;w;; me to speak +>_> What UwU I uWu have :3 seen ÚwÚ and knyown. >_> You UwU shaww uWu obsewve :3 him, +xDD And :33 his UwU own ;;w;; couwses xDD wiww :3 denyote ^.^ him UwU so +:33 That UwU I OwO may :3 save x3 my :33 speech. Do >_> but OwO go after, +xDD And mark >w< how ^.^ he x3 continyues. +WODOVICO. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that UwU I ^w^ am deceived uWu in ^.^ him. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew Othewwo ÚwÚ and Emilia. + +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> You uWu have :3 seen uWu nyothing, ^w^ then? +EMILIA. x3 Nyow OwO evew ^-^ heawd, nor OwO evew uWu did OwO suspect. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Yes, xDD you uWu have :3 seen OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and ^.^ she together. +EMILIA. OwO But xDD then UwU I saw nyo >w< hawm, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I heard +x3 Each syllable :3 that UwU bweath UwU made x3 up ^-^ between OwO them. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. What, uWu did ;;w;; they >_< nyevew :3 whispew? +EMILIA. Nyevew, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Nyow >_> send xDD you x3 out ^.^ o' x3 the >w< way? +EMILIA. UwU Nyevew. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; To :3 fetch her ;;w;; fan, her gloves, her OwO mask, nor nyothing? +EMILIA. Nyevew, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< That's x3 stwange. +EMILIA. UwU I ^w^ duwst, x3 my uWu wowd, to wagew ^.^ she >_> is OwO honyest, +Way down x3 my :3 souw uWu at >_< stake. ;;w;; If xDD you think ÚwÚ othew, +:33 Wemuv x3 youw thought; >w< it xDD doth abuse x3 youw ÚwÚ bosom. +;;w;; If xDD any uWu wwetch uWu have put ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 youw head, +Let heaven :3 wequite >w< it with x3 the serpent's ^.^ cuwse! +For >_> if ^.^ she be nyot OwO honyest, chaste, ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, +>_> Thewe's nyo x3 man happy; x3 the puwest of uWu theiw ;;w;; wives +Is fouw >_< as uWu swandew. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Bid her come hithew; ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit Emilia. +:33 She ;;w;; says >_< enyough; yet ^w^ she's :3 a :33 simpwe ;;w;; bawd +:33 That ;;w;; cannyot >_> say >_< as :33 much. This >_> is :3 a >_> subtwe ^-^ whowe, +^-^ A cwoset OwO wock ÚwÚ and OwO key of ÚwÚ viwwainyous secrets. +xDD And yet ^.^ she'ww ^w^ knyeew ÚwÚ and ^w^ pway; UwU I uWu have :3 seen her >_< do't. + +Entew Desdemona with Emilia. + +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My uWu wowd, >_> what >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Pway, UwU chuck, come hithew. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw pweasuwe? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 youw eyes; +Wook uWu in x3 my ;;w;; face. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_> What howwibwe ÚwÚ fancy's :3 this? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 [To Emiwia.] ;;w;; Some of x3 youw UwU function, ^-^ mistwess, +Weave procreants awonye ÚwÚ and shut x3 the door; +Cough, ow cwy "hem," >_> if anybody x3 come. +uWu Youw mystewy, x3 youw mystewy; x3 nyay, dispatch. uWu Exit Emilia. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_> Upon x3 my uWu knyees, >_> what xDD doth x3 youw ÚwÚ speech impowt? +UwU I understand :3 a UwU fuwy uWu in x3 youw wowds, +OwO But nyot x3 the ÚwÚ wowds. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why, >_> what awt thou? +x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Youw :3 wife, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw true ÚwÚ and loyal x3 wife. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ Come, >_< sweaw :33 it, damn xDD thysewf; +Lest, ^.^ being ^.^ wike one of ^.^ heaven, x3 the xDD deviws x3 themsewves +Should feaw to x3 seize thee. Therefore be doubwe-damn'd; +Swear xDD thou awt honest. +x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Heaven xDD doth :33 twuwy ^.^ knyow :3 it. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Heaven :33 twuwy xDD knyows :3 that xDD thou awt UwU fawse >_< as uWu heww. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; To :33 whom, x3 my xDD wowd? with >w< whom? >w< how ^w^ am UwU I false? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O Desdemona! >_> Away! away! away! +x3 DESDEMONyA. Awas x3 the x3 heavy ^.^ day! Why UwU do xDD you ^w^ weep? +^w^ Am UwU I x3 the motive of these ^-^ teaws, x3 my xDD wowd? +;;w;; If haply xDD you x3 my >w< fathew UwU do >_> suspect +^-^ An UwU instwument of ÚwÚ this x3 youw x3 cawwing back, +Way nyot x3 youw uWu bwame on x3 me. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu have wost :3 him, +Why, UwU I uWu have wost ^.^ him UwU too. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Had >w< it ^w^ pweased heaven +;;w;; To >_> twy ;;w;; me with ^-^ affwiction, xDD had ;;w;; they ^w^ wain'd +All >_> kinds of x3 sowes ÚwÚ and UwU shames on x3 my OwO bawe head, +ÚwÚ Steep'd ;;w;; me uWu in uWu puvwty to x3 the xDD vewy :3 wips, +Given to :33 captivity ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my utmost hopes, +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have >_> found uWu in x3 some :33 pwace of x3 my :3 souw +^-^ A >_< dwop of >_> patience; but, :3 awas, to >_< make ;;w;; me +^-^ A xDD fixed xDD figuwe fow x3 the time of ^w^ scown +;;w;; To :33 point :33 his slow xDD unmoving finger >_> at! +ÚwÚ Yet couwd UwU I UwU beaw :3 that :3 too, weww, xDD vewy well; +OwO But thewe, :3 whewe UwU I uWu have ^-^ gawnyew'd x3 up x3 my uWu heawt, +Whewe xDD eithew UwU I ^w^ must ^w^ wive ow UwU beaw nyo :33 wife; +uWu The ^w^ fountain from x3 the which x3 my :3 cuwwent ^.^ wuns, +:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ dwies xDD up; to be ^.^ discawded >_< thence! +:33 Ow >_< keep >w< it >_< as :3 a ;;w;; cistewn fow fouw toads +;;w;; To >_< knyot ÚwÚ and >_> gendew :3 in! Tuwn >w< thy >_< compwexion thewe, +>w< Patience, xDD thou xDD young ÚwÚ and rose-lipp'd UwU chewubin, +Ay, thewe, wook gwim >_< as >_< heww! +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I UwU hope x3 my x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd :33 esteems ;;w;; me honest. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, :33 ay, >_< as ^-^ summew fwies OwO awe uWu in x3 the xDD shambwes, +:33 That ^w^ quicken even with ^-^ bwowing. x3 O xDD thou OwO weed, +Who awt UwU so lovely >w< faiw ÚwÚ and smell'st UwU so x3 sweet +:33 That x3 the sense OwO aches uWu at ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst ^w^ nye'ew :33 been uWu bown! +x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what ÚwÚ ignyowant x3 sin uWu have UwU I ^.^ committed? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Was ÚwÚ this >w< faiw paper, ÚwÚ this UwU most xDD goodwy ^-^ book, +Made to >w< wwite "whore" >_> upon? >_> What ^.^ committed? +Committed? x3 O xDD thou public ^w^ commonyew! +UwU I >_> shouwd >_< make xDD vewy OwO fowges of x3 my cheeks, +:33 That ^.^ wouwd to cinders buwn x3 up OwO modesty, +Did UwU I >_> but speak >w< thy >_> deeds. >_> What OwO committed! +uWu Heaven xDD stops x3 the x3 nyose uWu at :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; moon ;;w;; winks; +uWu The ^w^ bawdy ;;w;; wind, :3 that ^-^ kisses aww >w< it meets, +Is UwU hush'd within x3 the OwO howwow >_< minye of earth, +xDD And xDD wiww nyot hear :3 it. >_> What ^.^ committed? +:33 Impudent stwumpet! +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me wrong. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you :3 a >w< stwumpet? +x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >_> Chwistian. +;;w;; If to pwesewve ÚwÚ this vessel fow x3 my ;;w;; wowd +Fwom xDD any othew fouw unwawfuw :33 touch +^w^ Be nyot to be :3 a ^w^ stwumpet, UwU I ^w^ am none. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. What, nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whowe? +x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, >_< as UwU I UwU shaww be saved. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Is't possible? +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, heaven :33 fowgive ÚwÚ us! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I cwy xDD you xDD mewcy :33 then; +UwU I >_> took xDD you fow :3 that x3 cunnying whore of :33 Venyice +:33 That mawwied with OwO Othewwo. [Waises :33 his :33 voice.] >_< You, ^-^ mistwess, +:33 That uWu have x3 the ^.^ office opposite to Saint Petew, +xDD And >_< keep x3 the uWu gate of >_< heww! + +^.^ We-entew Emilia. + +>_< You, UwU you, :33 ay, you! +We uWu have donye UwU ouw UwU couwse; there's monyey fow x3 youw OwO pains. +UwU I pray UwU you, turn x3 the >_> key, ÚwÚ and >_< keep UwU ouw :3 counsew. ÚwÚ Exit. +EMILIA. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what does ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman conceive? +How UwU do UwU you, :33 madam? How UwU do UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 wady? +x3 DESDEMONyA. Faith, half asleep. +EMILIA. ^-^ Good UwU madam, UwU what's x3 the ;;w;; mattew with x3 my xDD wowd? +x3 DESDEMONyA. With >_> who? +EMILIA. Why, with x3 my uWu wowd, UwU madam. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Who >_> is >w< thy xDD wowd? +EMILIA. >w< He :3 that >_> is >_< youws, x3 sweet >_> wady. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I uWu have none. Do nyot tawk to uWu me, Emilia; +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> weep, nor answew uWu have UwU I >_< nyonye +OwO But >_> what >_> shouwd OwO go ^.^ by >_> watew. Prithee, :3 tonyight +Way on x3 my x3 bed x3 my ÚwÚ wedding ;;w;; sheets. OwO Wemembew, +xDD And caww >w< thy :33 husband hithew. +EMILIA. >_> Hewe's :3 a change ^w^ indeed! +ÚwÚ Exit. +x3 DESDEMONyA. 'Tis :3 meet UwU I >_> shouwd be used >_> so, xDD vewy ^.^ meet. +How uWu have UwU I :33 been behaved, :3 that ^.^ he ^w^ might OwO stick +uWu The smaww'st opinyion on x3 my least misuse? + +^.^ We-entew Emilia with >w< Iago. + +^-^ IAGO. >_> What >_> is x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, :33 madam? How :3 is't with you? +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. >w< Those :3 that UwU do >_< teach xDD young babes +Do >w< it with ^-^ gentwe means ÚwÚ and ^w^ easy :33 tasks. +>w< He ^w^ might uWu have ;;w;; chid ;;w;; me >_> so, fow uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a chiwd to >_< chiding. +^-^ IAGO. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, x3 wady? +EMILIA. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< Iago, x3 my ;;w;; wowd hath UwU so bewhowed hew, +Thrown xDD such ;;w;; despite ÚwÚ and x3 heavy terms ;;w;; upon hew, +;;w;; As true heawts ;;w;; cannyot bear. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Am UwU I :3 that :33 nyame, ^-^ Iago? +^-^ IAGO. >_> What :33 nyame, >w< faiw x3 wady? +x3 DESDEMONyA. >w< Such >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; says x3 my ;;w;; wowd uWu did >_> say UwU I uWu was. +EMILIA. >w< He ^w^ caww'd her uWu whowe; :3 a beggar uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ dwink +Could nyot uWu have laid xDD such terms ;;w;; upon :33 his :33 cawwet. +^-^ IAGO. Why uWu did ^.^ he so? +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I UwU do nyot know; UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyonye xDD such. +^-^ IAGO. Do nyot >_> weep, UwU do nyot >_> weep. Awas x3 the ^.^ day! +EMILIA. >_< Hath ^.^ she fowsook UwU so UwU many x3 nyobwe matches, +:3 Hew >w< fathew ÚwÚ and her countwy ÚwÚ and her OwO fwiends, +;;w;; To be ^w^ caww'd ÚwÚ whowe? Wouwd >w< it nyot >_< make one ^w^ weep? +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my wwetched xDD fowtunye. +^-^ IAGO. Beshrew ^.^ him for't! +How x3 comes ÚwÚ this twick ;;w;; upon him? +x3 DESDEMONyA. Nyay, heaven xDD doth :33 knyow. +EMILIA. UwU I xDD wiww be uWu hang'd, >_> if x3 some xDD etewnyaw villain, +;;w;; Some >w< busy ÚwÚ and >_< insinyuating :33 wogue, +;;w;; Some >_< cogging, cozening :33 swave, to get x3 some office, +:3 Have nyot >w< devised ÚwÚ this >_> swandew; I'll be :33 hang'd ewse. +^-^ IAGO. OwO Fie, there >_> is nyo xDD such xDD man; >w< it >_> is >_> impossibwe. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; If xDD any xDD such there be, heaven UwU pawdon x3 him! +EMILIA. ^-^ A hawtew UwU pawdon x3 him! xDD And heww gnaw :33 his ^.^ bonyes! +Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he caww her ÚwÚ whowe? Who keeps her :3 company? +>_> What :3 pwace? >_> What >w< time? >_> What UwU fowm? >_> What likelihood? +uWu The Moor's :3 abused ^.^ by x3 some UwU most ÚwÚ viwwainyous ^-^ knyave, +;;w;; Some UwU base :3 nyotowious ^-^ knyave, x3 some ^.^ scuwvy UwU fewwow. +x3 O ^.^ heaven, :3 that xDD such companions thou'wdst ;;w;; unfowd, +xDD And put uWu in every xDD honyest uWu hand :3 a whip +;;w;; To lash x3 the ^-^ wascaws nyaked ^w^ thwough x3 the wowwd +Even from x3 the uWu east to x3 the west! +^-^ IAGO. ^w^ Speak within UwU doow. +EMILIA. >_< O, fie ;;w;; upon >w< them! ;;w;; Some xDD such squire ^.^ he UwU was +:33 That >_> tuwn'd x3 youw wit x3 the :3 seamy x3 side without, +xDD And UwU made xDD you to >_> suspect ;;w;; me with x3 the Moow. +^-^ IAGO. >_> You OwO awe :3 a foow; OwO go ;;w;; to. +x3 DESDEMONyA. x3 O ÚwÚ good >w< Iago, +>_> What UwU shaww UwU I UwU do to x3 win x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^w^ again? +^-^ Good fwiend, OwO go to :3 him, fow ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< wight of ^.^ heaven, +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how UwU I wost ^.^ him. :3 Hewe UwU I kneel: +;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew x3 my xDD wiww uWu did trespass uWu 'gainst :33 his wuv +^-^ Eithew uWu in uWu discouwse of xDD thought ow >w< actuaw OwO deed, +:33 Ow :3 that >_< minye ^w^ eyes, >_< minye ;;w;; eaws, ow xDD any sense, +Dewighted them uWu in xDD any othew ÚwÚ fowm, +:33 Ow :3 that UwU I UwU do nyot ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ and OwO evew ^-^ did, +xDD And OwO evew :33 wiww, ^w^ though ^.^ he UwU do ;;w;; shake ;;w;; me x3 off +;;w;; To beggarly divorcement, wuv ^.^ him ^-^ deawwy, +Comfort >w< fowsweaw me! Unkindness OwO may UwU do ÚwÚ much, +xDD And :33 his unkindnyess OwO may :3 defeat x3 my :3 wife, +OwO But >_< nyevew ^w^ taint x3 my love. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> say "whowe." +^.^ It xDD doth abhow ;;w;; me nyow UwU I speak x3 the wowd; +;;w;; To UwU do x3 the ;;w;; act :3 that ^w^ might x3 the >w< addition eawn +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 the OwO wowwd's :3 mass of vanyity couwd >_< make x3 me. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I pray UwU you, be content; UwU 'tis >_> but :33 his ;;w;; humow: +uWu The business of x3 the >w< state does ^.^ him :3 offense, +xDD And ^.^ he does UwU chide with OwO you. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; If >w< 'twewe nyo other- +^-^ IAGO. 'Tis >_> but >_> so, UwU I ;;w;; wawwant. Twumpets x3 within. +Hawk, >w< how these instwuments ^.^ summon to x3 suppew! +uWu The xDD messengews of :33 Venyice xDD stay x3 the ^w^ meat. +Go x3 in, ÚwÚ and xDD weep x3 nyot; aww ^.^ things UwU shaww be well. +Exeunt Desdemona ÚwÚ and Emilia. + +Entew :3 Wodewigo. + +How now, ÚwÚ Wodewigo! +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I UwU do nyot find :3 that xDD thou deawest >_< justwy with x3 me. +^-^ IAGO. >_> What uWu in x3 the uWu contwawy? +>w< WODEWIGO. Evewy day xDD thou :33 daffest ;;w;; me with x3 some >_< device, >w< Iago; ÚwÚ and +UwU wathew, >_< as >w< it ;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me now, x3 keepest from ;;w;; me aww UwU convenyiency +than OwO suppwiest ;;w;; me with x3 the least ^w^ advantage of ^-^ hope. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ indeed +nyo longer OwO enduwe uWu it; nor ^w^ am UwU I yet >w< pewsuaded to put x3 up uWu in uWu peace +>_> what xDD awweady UwU I uWu have ;;w;; foowishwy suffered. +^-^ IAGO. Will xDD you hear uWu me, ^.^ Wodewigo? +>w< WODEWIGO. Faith, UwU I uWu have heard ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, fow x3 youw wowds ÚwÚ and +;;w;; pewfowmances OwO awe nyo ^-^ kin together. +^-^ IAGO. >_> You :3 chawge ;;w;; me UwU most xDD unjustwy. +>w< WODEWIGO. With >_< nyought >_> but truth. UwU I uWu have wasted mysewf x3 out of x3 my +means. uWu The :3 jewews xDD you uWu have xDD had from ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ dewivew to Desdemona +^.^ wouwd half uWu have cowwupted :3 a ^w^ votawist. >_> You uWu have told ;;w;; me ^.^ she hath +uWu weceived them ÚwÚ and wetuwnyed ;;w;; me :3 expectations ÚwÚ and UwU comfowts of ^.^ sudden +wespect ÚwÚ and x3 acquaintance; >_> but UwU I find none. +^-^ IAGO. xDD Weww, OwO go ^.^ to, xDD vewy well. +>w< WODEWIGO. Very OwO weww! OwO go ÚwÚ to! UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO go ^.^ to, xDD man; nor UwU 'tis nyot xDD vewy +well. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis xDD vewy scuwvy, ÚwÚ and x3 begin to find +mysewf uWu fopped uWu in :3 it. +^-^ IAGO. Very well. +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I tell xDD you UwU 'tis nyot xDD vewy well. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make mysewf ÚwÚ knyown +to Desdemonya. ;;w;; If ^.^ she xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn ;;w;; me x3 my jewews, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uvw +x3 my >_> suit ÚwÚ and wepent x3 my unwawfuw solicitation; >_> if >_> nyot, :33 assuwe +>_> youwsewf UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek >_< satisfaction of OwO you. +^-^ IAGO. >_> You uWu have uWu said now. +>w< WODEWIGO. Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu said >_< nyothing >_> but >_> what UwU I ^w^ pwotest :33 intendment of doing. -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow I UwU see :33 thewe's mettle in thee; ÚwÚ and x3 even ^-^ fwom :3 this -x3 instant ^-^ do build uWu on ÚwÚ thee :3 a better >_< opinyion than >w< evew >_> befowe. >w< Give -me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, Roderigo. Thou x3 hast :3 taken x3 against me :3 a UwU most ^.^ just -^.^ exception; uWu but >_> yet, I protest, ^.^ have dealt UwU most :33 diwectwy in >w< thy -affair. -WODEWIGO. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot appeawed. -^w^ IAGO. I gwant >_< indeed ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot appeawed, ÚwÚ and >_> youw suspicion :3 is -^.^ nyot ^-^ without ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and :3 judgement. But, Roderigo, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast UwU that -in ÚwÚ thee :3 indeed, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have gweatew reason ^-^ to believe :3 nyow than -x3 evew, I UwU mean >_< puwpose, :3 couwage, ÚwÚ and vawow, :3 this night show xDD it; ^-^ if -:3 thou OwO the next night following enjoy ^.^ nyot uWu Desdemonya, UwU take me ^-^ fwom -:3 this x3 wowwd with ^.^ tweachewy ÚwÚ and devise xDD enginyes uWu fow my wife. -WODEWIGO. Weww, what :3 is it? ^-^ Is ^.^ it within reason ÚwÚ and compass? -^w^ IAGO. >_> Siw, there :3 is x3 especiaw :33 commission come ^-^ fwom Venyice ^-^ to ^.^ depute -;;w;; Cassio in Othello's :3 pwace. -WODEWIGO. ^-^ Is UwU that :3 twue? UwU Why then ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Desdemonya xDD wetuwn UwU again -^-^ to Venyice. -^w^ IAGO. :33 O, no; ^.^ he :33 goes OwO into Mauritania, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes away with him OwO the -fair uWu Desdemonya, unwess his abode >w< be >_> wingewed here uWu by >w< some ->w< accident; wherein UwU nyonye can >w< be OwO so :3 detewminyate as OwO the removing >_> of -Cassio. -WODEWIGO. OwO How ^-^ do you >_> mean, removing >_> of OwO him? -^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, uWu by :33 making him x3 uncapabwe >_> of Othello's >w< pwace; OwO knyocking >_< out -his uWu bwains. -WODEWIGO. And UwU that you would ^.^ have me ^-^ to x3 do? -^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, ^-^ if you dare ^-^ do yourself :3 a >w< pwofit ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wight. ÚwÚ He uWu sups -tonight with :3 a x3 hawwotwy, ÚwÚ and thithew uWu wiww I >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. ÚwÚ He knows -^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> of his >w< honyowabwe xDD fowtunye. >w< If you uWu wiww watch his ^-^ going ->_< thence, ;;w;; which his uWu wiww ^.^ fashion ^-^ to ^-^ faww >_< out :3 between twewve ÚwÚ and -one, you ^-^ may UwU take him at >_> youw ^-^ pweasuwe; I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to uWu second ->_> youw attempt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ faww :3 between ÚwÚ us. ^w^ Come, ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot -amazed at it, uWu but >w< go ÚwÚ awong with me; I uWu wiww show you such :3 a -necessity in his death UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ think yourself bound ^-^ to >w< put -^.^ it uWu on >_> him. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow UwU high UwU suppew-time, ÚwÚ and OwO the night grows ^-^ to -ÚwÚ waste. About it. -WODEWIGO. I uWu wiww hear further reason uWu fow ÚwÚ this. -^w^ IAGO. And you uWu shaww >w< be >_> satisfied. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. ->_> Anyothew :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. - -x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, >_< Wodovico, uWu Desdemonya, >_> Emiwia, ÚwÚ and Attendants. - -x3 WODOVICO. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, twoubwe yourself nyo >_< fuwthew. -OTHEWWO. :33 O, pawdon me; 'twill ^-^ do me good ^-^ to walk. -x3 WODOVICO. ^w^ Madam, good >_< nyight; I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu wadyship. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Your honyow :3 is UwU most welcome. -OTHEWWO. uWu Wiww you ^-^ wawk, sir? -O- Desdemonya- ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. UwU Get you ^-^ to bed uWu on OwO the xDD instant; I uWu wiww >w< be wetuwnyed -x3 fowthwith. :33 Dismiss >_> youw :33 attendant :3 thewe; ÚwÚ wook ^.^ it >w< be >w< donye. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I wiww, my :33 wowd. ->_< Exeunt UwU Othewwo, >_< Wodovico, ÚwÚ and Attendants. -:3 EMIWIA. OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it ^w^ nyow? ÚwÚ He looks >_< gentwew than ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD wetuwn >_> incontinyent. -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ commanded me ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to :33 bed, -And bade me ^-^ to UwU dismiss you. -:3 EMIWIA. :33 Dismiss x3 me? ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was his uWu bidding; ^.^ thewefowe, good >_> Emiwia, ->w< Give me my ^w^ nyightwy wearing, ÚwÚ and ^.^ adieu. -We >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow dispwease >_> him. -:3 EMIWIA. I would you xDD had never uWu seen :3 him! ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ So would ^.^ nyot :3 I. UwU My love doth OwO so appwuv ^w^ him, -:33 That x3 even his stubbornness, his uWu checks, his uWu fwowns- -Prithee, unpin :3 me- ^.^ have OwO gwace ÚwÚ and favor in ^.^ them. -:3 EMIWIA. I ^.^ have >_> waid x3 those sheets you bade me uWu on OwO the bed. ->w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Aww's ^w^ onye. Good :33 faith, how foowish awe ^-^ ouw OwO minds! ->w< If I ^-^ do die before ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ pwithee x3 shwoud me -UwU In ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those >_> same UwU sheets. -:3 EMIWIA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^.^ tawk. ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My mothew xDD had :3 a maid xDD caww'd Bawbawy; -She ÚwÚ was in love, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ she loved ÚwÚ pwuvd mad -And >_> did >_> fowsake :3 hew. She xDD had :3 a ^.^ song >_> of >_> "wiwwow"; -An ^.^ owd xDD thing ÚwÚ 'twas, uWu but ^.^ it ;;w;; expwess'd xDD hew OwO fowtunye, -And ^.^ she ;;w;; died ;;w;; singing it. :33 That ^.^ song tonight -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ fwom my mind; I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do -But ^-^ to >w< go >_> hang my head >w< aww at ^-^ onye >_> side -And sing ^.^ it >_< wike UwU poow >w< Bawbawy. Prithee, UwU dispatch. -:3 EMIWIA. :33 Shaww I >w< go ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw uWu nyightgown? ->w< DESDEMONyA. No, unpin me here. -:3 This Wodovico :3 is :3 a pwopew xDD man. -:3 EMIWIA. OwO A vewy xDD handsome xDD man. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks :33 weww. -:3 EMIWIA. I xDD knyow :3 a wady in Venyice would ^.^ have xDD wawked bawefoot ^-^ to -Palestine uWu fow :3 a ^.^ touch >_> of his nether lip. ->w< DESDEMONyA. uWu [Sings.] - -:3 "The UwU poow ^w^ souw xDD sat UwU sighing uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ sycamowe xDD twee, -:3 Sing >w< aww :3 a green ^.^ wiwwow; -Her hand uWu on xDD hew ^.^ bosom, xDD hew head uWu on xDD hew xDD knyee, -:3 Sing willow, willow, xDD wiwwow. -The ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; stweams ÚwÚ wan uWu by UwU hew, ÚwÚ and UwU muwmuw'd xDD hew xDD moans, -:3 Sing willow, willow, ^.^ wiwwow; -Her salt ;;w;; teaws feww ^-^ fwom UwU hew, ÚwÚ and UwU soften'd OwO the :3 stonyes-" - ->w< Way >w< be ^w^ these- - -uWu [Sings.] "Sing willow, willow, ^.^ wiwwow-" - -Prithee, UwU hie thee; :3 he'ww come anon- -uWu [Sings.] "Sing >w< aww :3 a green wiwwow >w< must >w< be my UwU gawwand. ->_> Wet nyobody blame him; his :33 scown I approve-" - -;;w;; Nyay, that's ^.^ nyot next. Hawk, ^-^ who :3 is't UwU that knocks? -:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ It's OwO the wind. ->w< DESDEMONyA. uWu [Sings.] - -"I xDD caww'd my love false :33 wuv; uWu but what ^w^ said ^.^ he ^.^ then? -:3 Sing willow, willow, xDD wiwwow. ->w< If I couwt uWu moe :3 women, ^w^ you'ww ^w^ couch with uWu moe x3 men-" - -^w^ So >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; good ^-^ nyight. Minye eyes ^-^ do >_< itch; -^-^ Doth UwU that uWu bode :33 weeping? -:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ 'Tis neither here :3 nyow ^.^ thewe. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. :33 O, ^.^ these ^-^ men, ^.^ these >_< men! -Dost :3 thou in ;;w;; conscience ^w^ think- tell uWu me, ÚwÚ Emiwia- -:33 That there >w< be >w< women ^-^ do ^w^ abuse theiw >_> husbands -UwU In such :3 gwoss ^-^ kind? -:3 EMIWIA. Thewe >w< be >w< some :33 such, nyo :33 question. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do such :3 a deed uWu fow >w< aww OwO the world? -:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ Why, would ^.^ nyot you? ->w< DESDEMONyA. No, uWu by :3 this ^w^ heavenwy light! -:3 EMIWIA. Nyow I neither uWu by :3 this ^w^ heavenwy ^-^ wight; I UwU might do't as ;;w;; weww ->w< i' OwO the :3 dawk. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do such :3 a deed uWu fow >w< aww OwO the world? -:3 EMIWIA. The world's :3 a huge uWu thing; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a gweat x3 pwice ->_< Fow :3 a small UwU vice. ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou wouldst not. -:3 EMIWIA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think I x3 shouwd, ÚwÚ and undo't when I xDD had >w< donye. -x3 Mawwy, I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do such :3 a xDD thing uWu fow :3 a xDD joint-wing, :3 nyow uWu fow -measuwes >_> of ^-^ wawn, :3 nyow uWu fow UwU gowns, xDD petticoats, :3 nyow :33 caps, :3 nyow ^-^ any -:33 petty exhibition; ;;w;; but, uWu fow OwO the xDD whowe xDD wowwd- >_> why, ^-^ who would ^.^ nyot -^-^ make xDD hew xDD husband :3 a uWu cuckowd ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 a monyawch? I shouwd -venture x3 puwgatowy for't. ->w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Beshwew uWu me, ^-^ if I would ^-^ do such :3 a :33 wwong ->_< Fow OwO the xDD whowe world. -:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ Why, OwO the :33 wwong :3 is uWu but :3 a :33 wwong >w< i' OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; ÚwÚ and having OwO the -x3 wowwd uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ wabow, 'tis :3 a :33 wwong in >_> youw >_> own UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and you -UwU might >_> quickwy ^-^ make ^.^ it >_> wight. ->w< DESDEMONyA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think there :3 is ^-^ any such OwO woman. -:3 EMIWIA. x3 Yes, :3 a x3 dozen, ÚwÚ and as many ^-^ to OwO the :3 vantage as would ^.^ stowe OwO the -x3 wowwd uWu they pwayed OwO fow. -But I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is theiw husbands' faults ->w< If ;;w;; wives ^-^ do fall; uWu say UwU that uWu they swack theiw ;;w;; duties -And pouw ^-^ ouw tweasuwes OwO into foweign ;;w;; waps, -Ow ewse >_< bweak >_< out in peevish :33 jeawousies, -xDD Thwowing restraint x3 upon >w< us, ^w^ ow uWu say uWu they strike >w< us, -Ow xDD scant ^-^ ouw fowmew having in >_> despite, -ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 gawws, ÚwÚ and >w< though ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< some >w< gwace, ->_> Yet ^.^ have ^-^ we >w< some wevenge. >_> Wet >_> husbands xDD knyow -Their ;;w;; wives ^.^ have :33 sense >_< wike them; uWu they UwU see ÚwÚ and smell -And ^.^ have theiw UwU pawates uWu both uWu fow ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and >_> souw, -UwU As >_> husbands have. What :3 is ^.^ it UwU that uWu they ^-^ do -When uWu they >_> change OwO us uWu fow others? ^-^ Is ^.^ it sport? -I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it is. And doth xDD affection breed it? -I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it uWu doth. :3 Is't >_< fwaiwty UwU that ;;w;; thus :3 ewws? -^w^ It :3 is OwO so ^w^ too. And ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ we ^-^ affections, -;;w;; Desiwes uWu fow sport, ÚwÚ and OwO fwaiwty, as x3 men have? -;;w;; Then let them ;;w;; use OwO us ;;w;; weww; ewse let them >w< knyow, -The >w< iwws ^-^ we uWu do, theiw >w< iwws uWu instwuct OwO us ÚwÚ so. ->w< DESDEMONyA. Good night, good ^-^ nyight. xDD Heaven me such :3 uses ^w^ send, -:3 Nyot ^-^ to OwO pick OwO bad ^-^ fwom :33 bad, uWu but uWu by OwO bad ÚwÚ mend! OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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Here, at >w< thy ;;w;; hand, >w< be bold, ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy :3 stand. -OwO Wetiwes. -WODEWIGO. I ^.^ have nyo gweat ;;w;; devotion ^-^ to OwO the uWu deed; -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< given me >_> satisfying weasons. -^.^ 'Tis uWu but :3 a man gone. :3 Fowth, my swowd; ^.^ he :3 dies. -^w^ IAGO. I ^.^ have x3 wubb'd :3 this x3 young ÚwÚ quat ^w^ awmost ^-^ to OwO the :33 sense, -And ^.^ he grows xDD angwy. Nyow, whethew ^.^ he :33 kiww OwO Cassio, -Ow ;;w;; Cassio ^w^ him, ^w^ ow OwO each ^-^ do :33 kiww OwO the xDD othew, -uWu Evewy uWu way makes my ÚwÚ gain. Live Roderigo, -ÚwÚ He calls me ^-^ to :3 a >w< westitution uWu wawge -x3 Of gold ÚwÚ and jewews UwU that I ^.^ bobb'd ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, -UwU As x3 gifts ^-^ to UwU Desdemonya; -^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU be. >w< If ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ do ÚwÚ wemain, -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; daiwy x3 beauty in his life -:33 That makes me :33 ugwy; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ besides, OwO the Moor -May ^-^ unfowd me ^-^ to him; there ^.^ stand I in >w< much ^-^ pewiw. -No, ^.^ he >w< must ^-^ die. Be't ÚwÚ so. I hear him >w< coming. - -x3 Entew Cassio. - -WODEWIGO. I xDD knyow his >_> gait; 'tis ^w^ he. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou ^w^ diest! -:3 Makes :3 a xDD pass at Cassio. -CASSIO. :33 That OwO thwust xDD had >_< been >_< minye enemy :3 indeed, -But UwU that my :3 coat :3 is better than :3 thou uWu knyow'st; -I uWu wiww ^-^ make >_> pwoof >_> of >w< thinye. Dwaws, ÚwÚ and wounds Roderigo. -WODEWIGO. :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! ->_< Iago ^-^ fwom >_> behind wounds ;;w;; Cassio in OwO the :33 weg, ÚwÚ and >_> exit. -CASSIO. I x3 am ^.^ maim'd forever. :3 Hewp, UwU ho! Murther! Murther! -ÚwÚ Fawws. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. - -OTHEWWO. The >w< voice >_> of :33 Cassio; >_< Iago >_< keeps his :33 wowd. -WODEWIGO. :33 O, villain UwU that I am! -OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is x3 even ÚwÚ so. -CASSIO. :33 O, help, UwU ho! Light! OwO A suwgeon! -OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ he. :3 O bwave x3 Iago, >w< honyest ÚwÚ and UwU just, -:33 That x3 hast such x3 nyobwe :33 sense >_> of >w< thy UwU fwiend's ÚwÚ wwong! -Thou teachest >_> me. Minion, >_> youw dear :3 wies OwO dead, -And >_> youw unbwest >w< fate >_> hies. ^w^ Stwumpet, I x3 come! -:3 Fowth >_> of my OwO heawt x3 those xDD chawms, UwU thinye >_> eyes, awe blotted; -x3 Thy bed lust-stain'd uWu shaww with :33 wust's UwU bwood >w< be >w< spotted. -UwU Exit. - -x3 Entew Wodovico ÚwÚ and Gwatianyo. - -CASSIO. >_> What, UwU ho! :3 Nyo watch? :3 Nyo >_> passage? Murther! Murther! -:3 GWATIANyO. ^.^ 'Tis >w< some :33 mischance; OwO the x3 cwy :3 is vewy direful. -CASSIO. :33 O, :33 hewp! -x3 WODOVICO. >_> Hawk! -WODEWIGO. :3 O wwetched viwwain! -x3 WODOVICO. >w< Two ^w^ ow three OwO gwoan; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ nyight. -^.^ These ^-^ may >w< be countewfeits; wet's ^w^ think't OwO unsafe -ÚwÚ To come in ^-^ to OwO the x3 cwy ^-^ without ^-^ mowe uWu hewp. -WODEWIGO. uWu Nyobody ^.^ come? ;;w;; Then uWu shaww I bleed ^-^ to :33 death. -x3 WODOVICO. >_> Hawk! - -;;w;; We-entew x3 Iago, with :3 a >_> wight. - -:3 GWATIANyO. Here's ^-^ onye comes in his ÚwÚ shiwt, with ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and weapons. -^w^ IAGO. >w< Who's thewe? uWu Whose ^w^ nyoise :3 is :3 this UwU that x3 cwies uWu on ;;w;; muwthew? -x3 WODOVICO. We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. -^w^ IAGO. OwO Did ^.^ nyot you hear :3 a ^w^ cwy? -CASSIO. Here, :3 hewe! uWu fow >_< heaven's UwU sake, ^w^ hewp UwU me! -^w^ IAGO. What's OwO the matter? -:3 GWATIANyO. :3 This :3 is Othello's ^w^ ancient, as I UwU take it. -x3 WODOVICO. The >_> same UwU indeed; :3 a vewy ÚwÚ vawiant fewwow. -^w^ IAGO. What awe you here UwU that x3 cwy OwO so grievously? -CASSIO. ^-^ Iago? :33 O, I x3 am spoil'd, undonye uWu by ^-^ viwwains! ->w< Give me >w< some uWu hewp. -^w^ IAGO. :3 O uWu me, ÚwÚ wieutenyant! What >_< viwwains ^.^ have x3 donye uWu this? -CASSIO. I ÚwÚ think UwU that ^-^ onye >_> of them :3 is OwO heweabout, -And cannyot ^-^ make >_> away. -^w^ IAGO. :3 O treacherous ^-^ viwwains! -uWu [To Wodovico ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gwatianyo.] What awe you thewe? -Come in ÚwÚ and ^w^ give >w< some uWu hewp. -WODEWIGO. :33 O, ^w^ hewp me :3 hewe! -CASSIO. ^.^ That's ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. -^w^ IAGO. :3 O murtherous slave! :3 O viwwain! -UwU Stabs Roderigo. -WODEWIGO. :3 O :33 damn'd ;;w;; Iago! :3 O >_< inhuman xDD dog! -^w^ IAGO. Kiww x3 men >w< i' OwO the OwO dawk! :3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these bwoody ^.^ thieves? -OwO How ;;w;; siwent :3 is :3 this town! ^.^ Ho! Murther! Murther! -What ^-^ may you x3 be? uWu Awe you >_> of good ^w^ ow evil? -x3 WODOVICO. UwU As you uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv >w< us, UwU pwaise ÚwÚ us. -^w^ IAGO. UwU Signyiow >_< Wodovico? -x3 WODOVICO. >_< He, sir. -^w^ IAGO. I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. Here's ;;w;; Cassio hurt uWu by ^.^ viwwains. -:3 GWATIANyO. :33 Cassio? -^w^ IAGO. OwO How :33 is't, xDD bwothew? -CASSIO. UwU My ^w^ weg :3 is ÚwÚ cut in ^-^ two. -^w^ IAGO. x3 Mawwy, >w< heaven forbid! -Light, gentlemen; I'll uWu bind ^.^ it with my shirt. - -x3 Entew uWu Bianca. - -BIANCA. What :3 is OwO the matter, ho? OwO Who :3 is't UwU that cwied? -^w^ IAGO. OwO Who :3 is't UwU that cwied? -BIANCA. :3 O my dear OwO Cassio, my ^w^ sweet :33 Cassio! :3 O OwO Cassio, OwO Cassio, -:33 Cassio! -^w^ IAGO. :3 O >_> nyotabwe strumpet! OwO Cassio, ^-^ may you :3 suspect -OwO Who uWu they shouwd >w< be UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; thus OwO mangwed you? -CASSIO. >_< Nyo. -:3 GWATIANyO. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ to find you ;;w;; thus; I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ to >w< seek you. -^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Wend me :3 a ÚwÚ gawtew. >_> So. :33 O, uWu fow :3 a ^w^ chaiw, -ÚwÚ To bear him easiwy OwO hence! -BIANCA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he >_> faints! :3 O OwO Cassio, OwO Cassio, :33 Cassio! -^w^ IAGO. :3 Gentwemen aww, I ^-^ do :3 suspect :3 this trash -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a party in :3 this OwO injuwy. -uWu Patience uWu awhiwe, good Cassio. ^w^ Come, x3 come; -;;w;; Wend me :3 a >_> wight. xDD Knyow ^-^ we :3 this ;;w;; face ^w^ ow nyo? -^.^ Awas, my fwiend ÚwÚ and my dear :33 countwyman -Roderigo? No- yes, sure. :3 O uWu heaven! Roderigo. -:3 GWATIANyO. >_> What, >_> of Venice? -^w^ IAGO. >_< Even >_< he, sir. OwO Did you xDD knyow OwO him? -:3 GWATIANyO. xDD Knyow :3 him! >_> ay. -^w^ IAGO. UwU Signyiow Gwatianyo? I x3 cwy you gentwe pawdon; -^.^ These bwoody x3 accidents >w< must ;;w;; excuse my xDD mannyews, -:33 That OwO so uWu nyegwected you. -:3 GWATIANyO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you. -^w^ IAGO. OwO How ^-^ do you, :33 Cassio? :33 O, :3 a ^w^ chaiw, :3 a chair! -:3 GWATIANyO. Wodewigo! -^w^ IAGO. >_< He, >_< he, 'tis ^w^ he. ;;w;; [A chair ^w^ bwought OwO in.] :33 O, that's ;;w;; weww x3 said: -OwO the uWu chaiw. -uWu Some good man bear him cawefuwwy ^-^ fwom >_> hence; -I'll ÚwÚ fetch OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's suwgeon. uWu [To >w< Bianca.] >_< Fow you, mistress, -ÚwÚ Save you >_> youw labor. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 wies OwO swain ;;w;; hewe, OwO Cassio, ->_> Was my dear :3 fwiend; what ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ was :3 between you? -CASSIO. None in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; :3 nyow ^-^ do I xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. -^w^ IAGO. uWu [To >w< Bianca.] >_> What, ÚwÚ wook you UwU pawe? :33 O, bear him >_< out o' OwO the air. -;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wodewigo awe ÚwÚ bownye UwU off. -uWu Stay you, good >_< gentwemen. Wook you pawe, mistwess? -Do you pewceive OwO the >w< gastnyess >_> of xDD hew x3 eye? -;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you stare, ^-^ we uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. -ÚwÚ Behowd xDD hew ;;w;; weww; I pray you, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 hew. -Do you >_> see, ;;w;; gentwemen? ;;w;; Nyay, guiltiness uWu wiww ÚwÚ speak, -^-^ Though ^.^ tongues ;;w;; wewe >_< out >_> of use. - -x3 Entew xDD Emiwia. - -:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ 'Was, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? What's OwO the matter, ^.^ husband? -^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; hath here >_< been xDD set uWu on in OwO the dark -By Roderigo, ÚwÚ and xDD fewwows UwU that awe uWu 'scaped; ->w< He's ^w^ awmost slain, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wodewigo UwU dead. -:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, good gentweman! alas, good :33 Cassio! -^w^ IAGO. :3 This :3 is OwO the fwuit >_> of whowing. Prithee, >_> Emiwia, -uWu Go xDD knyow >_> of ;;w;; Cassio xDD whewe ^.^ he >_< supp'd >_< tonyight. ->_> What, ^-^ do you >_< shake at ÚwÚ that? -BIANCA. ÚwÚ He >_< supp'd at my >_< house; uWu but I OwO thewefowe >_< shake not. -^w^ IAGO. :33 O, >_> did ^.^ he so? I chawge you, >w< go with >_> me. -:3 EMIWIA. :33 Fie, ^-^ fie x3 upon ^.^ thee, strumpet! -BIANCA. I x3 am nyo ^-^ stwumpet, uWu but >_> of life as >w< honyest -UwU As you UwU that ;;w;; thus ^w^ abuse >_> me. -:3 EMIWIA. UwU As >_> I! foh! ^-^ fie x3 upon thee! -^w^ IAGO. UwU Kind gentlemen, wet's >w< go UwU see UwU poow ;;w;; Cassio ^w^ dwess'd. -^w^ Come, mistress, you >w< must OwO teww's another >_> tawe. ->_> Emiwia, run you ^-^ to OwO the OwO citadew, -And tell my lord ÚwÚ and wady what ;;w;; hath :3 happ'd! -uWu Wiww you >w< go :3 on? uWu [Aside.] :3 This :3 is OwO the night -:33 That ;;w;; eithew makes me ^w^ ow fordoes me x3 quite. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A ;;w;; bedchambew in OwO the OwO castwe. ;;w;; Desdemonya in bed asleep; :3 a ^.^ wight >w< buwnying. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. - -OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, my ÚwÚ souw. ->_> Wet me ^.^ nyot name ^.^ it ^-^ to you, you >_< chaste stars! -^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ cause. >_> Yet I'll ^.^ nyot shed xDD hew blood, -Nyow >_> scaw UwU that whiter ^.^ skin >_> of ^-^ hews than snyow -And ÚwÚ smooth as uWu monyumentaw >_> awabastew. ->_> Yet ^.^ she >w< must x3 die, ewse she'll :33 betway ^-^ mowe ^-^ men. -x3 Put >_< out OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ and then >w< put >_< out OwO the >_> wight. ->w< If I ÚwÚ quench ^.^ thee, :3 thou flaming minister, -I can UwU again >w< thy fowmew ^.^ wight restore, -;;w;; Shouwd I ^w^ wepent me; uWu but UwU once >w< put >_< out >w< thy >_< wight, -Thou x3 cunnying'st ^w^ pattewn >_> of ÚwÚ excewwing UwU nyatuwe, -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe :3 is UwU that ^-^ Pwomethean heat -:33 That can >w< thy ^.^ wight relume. When I ^.^ have UwU pwuck'd OwO the :3 wose, -I cannyot ^w^ give ^.^ it uWu vitaw xDD gwowth uWu again, -^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyeeds wither; I'll smell ^.^ it uWu on OwO the >_< twee. >_< Kisses :3 hew. -:33 O, uWu bawmy breath, UwU that OwO dost ^w^ awmost >_< pewsuade -uWu Justice ^-^ to >_< bweak xDD hew :3 swowd! >_< Onye :3 mowe, ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe; -Be ;;w;; thus when :3 thou art OwO dead, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 kiww ^.^ thee, -And love ÚwÚ thee >w< aftew. >_< Onye :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and :3 this OwO the xDD wast; -^w^ So ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so >_> fataw. I >w< must ;;w;; weep, -But uWu they awe x3 cwuew teaws; :3 this ^.^ sowwow's heavenly, -^w^ It strikes xDD whewe ^.^ it doth wuv. She wakes. ->w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Who's thewe? ^w^ Othewwo? -OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, Desdemona. ->w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Wiww you come ^-^ to :33 bed, my UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. >_< Have you >_> pway'd uWu tonyight, OwO Desdemonya? ->w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. -OTHEWWO. >w< If you >_< bethink yourself >_> of ^-^ any >_< cwime -UwU Unweconciwed as ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >w< gwace, -Solicit uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, my lord, what ^-^ may you UwU mean uWu by ÚwÚ that? -OTHEWWO. Weww, ^-^ do it, ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 bwief; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk by. -I would ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >w< thy unprepared spirit. -No, >w< heaven >w< fowfend! I would ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >w< thy ÚwÚ souw. ->w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Tawk you >_> of killing? -OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, I do. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Then >w< heaven ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on UwU me! -OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Amen, with >w< aww my >_< heawt! ->w< DESDEMONyA. >w< If you uWu say so, I >w< hope you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >_> me. -OTHEWWO. Hum! ->w< DESDEMONyA. And ÚwÚ yet I ;;w;; feaw you, uWu fow you awe :33 fataw then -When >_> youw eyes roll ÚwÚ so. UwU Why I shouwd ;;w;; feaw I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, -x3 Since guiltiness I xDD knyow not; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I ;;w;; feew I fear. -OTHEWWO. :33 Think uWu on >w< thy >_> sins. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ They awe loves I bear ^-^ to you. -OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that :3 thou ^-^ diest. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :33 That >_> death's uWu unnyatuwaw UwU that kiwws uWu fow ^.^ woving. -^.^ Awas, x3 why OwO gnyaw you OwO so >_> youw nether ^.^ wip? -uWu Some bwoody passion xDD shakes >_> youw vewy frame. -^.^ These awe >_< powtents; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I hope, I hope, -^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot point uWu on >_> me. -OTHEWWO. Peace, ÚwÚ and >w< be still! ->w< DESDEMONyA. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ so. What's OwO the matter? -OTHEWWO. :33 That handkerchief ;;w;; which I OwO so loved ÚwÚ and >_> gave ÚwÚ thee -Thou >w< gavest ^-^ to Cassio. ->w< DESDEMONyA. No, uWu by my life ÚwÚ and UwU souw! ->_> Send uWu fow OwO the man, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >_> him. -OTHEWWO. ^.^ Sweet >_> souw, UwU take :3 heed, -;;w;; Take ^w^ heed >_> of :3 pewjuwy; :3 thou awe uWu on >w< thy ^w^ deathbed. ->w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to ^-^ die. -OTHEWWO. x3 Yes, x3 pwesentwy: -OwO Thewefowe x3 confess ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fweewy >_> of >w< thy uWu sin, ->_< Fow ^-^ to deny OwO each xDD awticwe with OwO oath -Cannyot wemuv :3 nyow uWu choke OwO the >w< stwong conception -:33 That I ^-^ do >_> gwoan :3 withaw. Thou art ^-^ to ^-^ die. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Then Wowd ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on UwU me! -OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ say, ^.^ amen. ->w< DESDEMONyA. And ^.^ have you UwU mewcy OwO too! I never >_> did -Offend you in my life; never loved ;;w;; Cassio -But with such ^w^ genyewaw wawwanty >_> of >w< heaven -UwU As I UwU might wuv. I never >_> gave him token. -OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, I ^-^ saw my handkerchief in xDD 's hand. -:3 O xDD pewjuwed woman! Thou OwO dost stonye my xDD heawt, -And ^.^ makest me caww what I intend ^-^ to ^-^ do -OwO A murther, ;;w;; which I ^w^ thought :3 a sacrifice. -I ^-^ saw OwO the handkewchief. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; found ^.^ it then; -I never >_> gave ^.^ it >_> him. >_> Send uWu fow him uWu hithew; ->_> Wet him x3 confess :3 a :33 twuth. -OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO confess'd. ->w< DESDEMONyA. >_> What, my UwU wowd? -OTHEWWO. :33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath used thee. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :3 How? unlawfully? -OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Ay. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say ÚwÚ so. -OTHEWWO. No, his OwO mouth :3 is ;;w;; stopp'd; -Honyest >_< Iago ;;w;; hath ta'en owdew for't. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, my ;;w;; feaw interprets! >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? -OTHEWWO. Had >w< aww his ^w^ haiws >_< been x3 wives, my gweat wevenge -Had stomach uWu fow them all. ->w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he :3 is >w< betway'd, ÚwÚ and I :3 undonye! -OTHEWWO. :33 Out, strumpet! ^w^ Weep'st :3 thou uWu fow him ^-^ to my face? ->w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, ^w^ banyish uWu me, my lord, uWu but :33 kiww me :33 nyot! -OTHEWWO. ^-^ Down, strumpet! ->w< DESDEMONyA. Kiww me x3 tomowwow; let me live UwU tonyight! -OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you strive- ->w< DESDEMONyA. But half OwO an ;;w;; houw! -OTHEWWO. >_> Being >_< donye, there :3 is nyo UwU pause. ->w< DESDEMONyA. But >_< whiwe I uWu say ^-^ onye prayer! -OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too late. ÚwÚ He ^-^ stifwes :3 hew. -:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] UwU My lord, my wowd! >_> What, UwU ho! my lord, my wowd! -OTHEWWO. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? :3 Nyot ;;w;; dead? ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ^-^ quite ;;w;; dead? -I UwU that x3 am x3 cwuew x3 am ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; mewcifuw; -I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee wingew in >w< thy >w< pain. -UwU So, ÚwÚ so. -:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] >_> What, UwU ho! my lord, my wowd! -OTHEWWO. >w< Who's thewe? -:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] :33 O, good my lord, I would speak :3 a >_> wowd with xDD you! -OTHEWWO. x3 Yes, 'tis xDD Emiwia. By ÚwÚ and by. x3 She's UwU dead. -^.^ 'Tis >_< wike ^.^ she comes ^-^ to speak >_> of Cassio's :33 death. -The ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ was here. Ha! nyo ^-^ mowe moving? -OwO Stiww as OwO the ^-^ gwave. :33 Shaww ^.^ she come OwO in? >w< wewe't :3 good? -I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she OwO stiws again. >_< Nyo. What's :33 best ^-^ to x3 do? ->w< If ^.^ she come ÚwÚ in, she'll ^w^ suwe speak ^-^ to my wife. -UwU My UwU wife! UwU My UwU wife! What x3 wife? I ^.^ have nyo wife. -:33 O, :3 insuppowtabwe! :3 O :33 heavy ;;w;; houw! -x3 Methinks ^.^ it shouwd >w< be :3 nyow :3 a huge :3 ecwipse -x3 Of >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the affrighted UwU gwobe -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yawn at >w< awtewation. -:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] I ^-^ do uWu beseech you -:33 That I ^-^ may speak with you, :33 O, good my wowd! -OTHEWWO. I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot thee. :33 O, come ÚwÚ in, xDD Emiwia. ->_< Soft, uWu by ÚwÚ and by. >_> Wet me OwO the uWu cuwtains >w< dwaw. -:3 Whewe art thou? ^.^ Unwocks OwO the ^w^ doow. - -x3 Entew xDD Emiwia. - -What's OwO the matter with ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyow? -:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, my good lord, yonder's ;;w;; fouw :3 muwthews :33 donye! -OTHEWWO. >_> What, ^w^ nyow? -:3 EMIWIA. But nyow, my :33 wowd. -OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the vewy error >_> of OwO the moon; -She comes ^-^ mowe nearer :3 eawth than ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU wont -And makes x3 men ^w^ mad. -:3 EMIWIA. OwO Cassio, my lord, ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd :3 a x3 young Venetian -UwU Caww'd Roderigo. -OTHEWWO. ^-^ Wodewigo ^-^ kiww'd? -And ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ kiww'd? -:3 EMIWIA. No, ;;w;; Cassio :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ kiww'd. -OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot ;;w;; Cassio :33 kiww'd! ;;w;; Then murther's >_< out >_> of tunye, -And ^w^ sweet wevenge grows harsh. ->w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, ÚwÚ fawsewy, falsely :3 muwthew'd! -:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, what x3 cwy :3 is ÚwÚ that? -OTHEWWO. OwO That? ;;w;; what? -:3 EMIWIA. :33 Out, ÚwÚ and awas! :33 That ÚwÚ was my lady's ÚwÚ voice. -Help! help, UwU ho! :33 hewp! :3 O >w< wady, speak ^-^ again! -^.^ Sweet Desdemona! :3 O ^w^ sweet mistress, x3 speak! ->w< DESDEMONyA. OwO A :33 guiwtwess death I ^-^ die. -:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this x3 deed? ->w< DESDEMONyA. Nobody; I ^-^ mysewf. Farewell; -ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my >w< kind :33 wowd. :33 O, faweweww! ^.^ Dies. -OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, how shouwd ^.^ she >w< be :33 muwthew'd? -:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, ^-^ who ÚwÚ knyows? -OTHEWWO. You heard xDD hew uWu say herself, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 I. -:3 EMIWIA. She ^w^ said >w< so; I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds wepowt OwO the :33 twuth. -OTHEWWO. x3 She's >_< wike :3 a xDD wiaw gonye ^-^ to burning x3 heww; -ÚwÚ 'Twas I UwU that xDD kiww'd :3 hew. -:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, OwO the ^-^ mowe :3 angew :33 she, -And you OwO the ÚwÚ bwackew deviw! -OTHEWWO. She tuwn'd ^-^ to folly, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a whowe. -:3 EMIWIA. Thou OwO dost bewie UwU hew, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ deviw. -OTHEWWO. She ÚwÚ was false as watew. -:3 EMIWIA. Thou art wash as fire, ^-^ to uWu say -:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^-^ fawse. :33 O, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^w^ heavenwy :3 twue! -OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Cassio >_> did :3 top UwU hew; ÚwÚ ask >w< thy xDD husband >w< ewse. -:33 O, I ;;w;; wewe :33 damn'd beneath >w< aww UwU depth in >_< heww, -But UwU that I >_> did :33 pwoceed x3 upon ^.^ just :33 gwounds -ÚwÚ To :3 this extwemity. x3 Thy xDD husband knew ^.^ it all. -:3 EMIWIA. UwU My ^.^ husband? -OTHEWWO. x3 Thy >_> husband. -:3 EMIWIA. :33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was false ^-^ to OwO wedwock? -OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, with Cassio. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD had ^.^ she >_< been true, ->w< If >w< heaven would ^-^ make me such another x3 wowwd -x3 Of ^-^ onye uWu entiwe ÚwÚ and pewfect chwysowite, -uWu I'wd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 sowd xDD hew uWu fow it. -:3 EMIWIA. UwU My ^.^ husband? -OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, 'twas ^.^ he UwU that told me >_> fiwst. -An >w< honyest man ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and OwO hates OwO the ^.^ swime -:33 That sticks uWu on fiwthy >_< deeds. -:3 EMIWIA. UwU My ^.^ husband? -OTHEWWO. What ^.^ nyeeds :3 this ^-^ itewation, ^-^ woman? I uWu say >w< thy >_> husband. -:3 EMIWIA. :3 O mistress, viwwainy ;;w;; hath :3 made >w< mocks with ^w^ wuv! -UwU My xDD husband uWu say UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :33 fawse! -OTHEWWO. >_< He, ;;w;; woman; -I uWu say >w< thy >_> husband. Dost undewstand OwO the UwU wowd? -UwU My OwO fwiend, >w< thy xDD husband, ^w^ honyest, >w< honyest UwU Iago. -:3 EMIWIA. >w< If ^.^ he uWu say so, ^-^ may his pernicious ^w^ souw -^-^ Wot half :3 a gwain :3 a xDD day! ÚwÚ He :3 wies ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. -She ÚwÚ was xDD too OwO fond >_> of xDD hew UwU most fiwthy ;;w;; bawgain. -OTHEWWO. Ha! -:3 EMIWIA. Do >w< thy xDD wowst; -:3 This deed >_> of UwU thinye :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy >w< heaven ->w< Than :3 thou >_< wast >w< wowthy :3 hew. -OTHEWWO. Peace, you ;;w;; wewe >_> best. -:3 EMIWIA. Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot half UwU that power ^-^ to ^-^ do me harm -UwU As I ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< be :33 huwt. :3 O ^w^ guww! :3 O dolt! -UwU As ^w^ ignyowant as UwU diwt! Thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 a xDD deed- -I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< thy swowd; I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; knyown, -^-^ Though I lost twenty >w< wives. Help! help, UwU ho! :33 hewp! -The Moor ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd my :33 mistwess! ;;w;; Muwthew, ^w^ muwthew! - -x3 Entew ^w^ Montanyo, >_< Gwatianyo, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. - -^-^ MONTANyO. What :3 is OwO the matter? OwO How nyow, ^-^ genyewaw? -:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, awe you xDD come, ^-^ Iago? You ^.^ have x3 donye well, -:33 That x3 men >w< must uWu way theiw :3 muwthews uWu on >_> youw ÚwÚ nyeck. -:3 GWATIANyO. What :3 is OwO the matter? -:3 EMIWIA. :33 Dispwuv :3 this viwwain, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st :3 a xDD man. -ÚwÚ He :33 says :3 thou told'st him UwU that his UwU wife ÚwÚ was ^-^ fawse; -I xDD knyow :3 thou didst ;;w;; nyot, thou'rt ^.^ nyot such :3 a :3 viwwain. -xDD Speak, uWu fow my OwO heawt :3 is :33 fuww. -^w^ IAGO. I told him what I thought, ÚwÚ and told nyo ^-^ mowe ->w< Than what ^.^ he ;;w;; found ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ was :3 apt ÚwÚ and true. -:3 EMIWIA. But >_> did you >w< evew tell him ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 fawse? -^w^ IAGO. I ÚwÚ did. -:3 EMIWIA. You told :3 a >_< wie, OwO an >_< odious, damned >_> wie; -:3 Upon my >_> souw, :3 a >_< wie, :3 a ;;w;; wicked :33 wie! -She false with :33 Cassio? OwO Did you uWu say with :33 Cassio? -^w^ IAGO. x3 With OwO Cassio, OwO mistwess. uWu Go ^.^ to, chawm >_> youw OwO tongue. -:3 EMIWIA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot chawm my UwU tongue; I x3 am bound ^-^ to speak. -UwU My ^w^ mistwess here :3 wies :3 muwthew'd in xDD hew ÚwÚ bed- -ALL. :3 O uWu heavens >w< fowfend! -:3 EMIWIA. And >_> youw reports ^.^ have xDD set OwO the >_> muwthew x3 on. -OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ stawe ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ mastews; ^.^ it :3 is OwO twue :3 indeed. -:3 GWATIANyO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ stwange :33 twuth. -^-^ MONTANyO. :3 O monstrous act! -:3 EMIWIA. >w< Viwwainy, uWu viwwainy, viwwainy! -I ÚwÚ think xDD upon't, I xDD think, I ÚwÚ smeww't, :3 O viwwainy! -I ^w^ thought OwO so xDD then. I'll :33 kiww ^-^ mysewf uWu fow ^w^ gwief. -:3 O uWu viwwainy, viwwainy! -^w^ IAGO. >_> What, awe you >_> mad? I chawge you, >_< get you UwU home. -:3 EMIWIA. Good gentlemen, let me ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >_< speak; -^.^ 'Tis pwopew I ^-^ obey ^w^ him, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. -xDD Pewchance, x3 Iago, I uWu wiww :33 nye'ew >w< go UwU home. -OTHEWWO. O! O! O! OwO Fawws uWu on OwO the bed. -:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu way ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^w^ woaw; ->_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast xDD kiww'd OwO the x3 sweetest innyocent -:33 That e'ew >_> did wift OwO up >w< eye. -OTHEWWO. ^w^ [Wises.] :33 O, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was fouw! -I scarce >_> did xDD knyow you, UwU uncwe; there :3 wies >_> youw niece, -uWu Whose >_> bweath >_< indeed ^.^ these ^.^ hands ^.^ have newly >_< stopp'd. -I xDD knyow :3 this ^.^ act >w< shows horrible ÚwÚ and xDD gwim. -:3 GWATIANyO. OwO Poow :3 Desdemon! I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< thy >_< fathew's UwU dead. -x3 Thy ^-^ match ÚwÚ was x3 mowtaw ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ puwe >w< gwief -;;w;; Showe his ^.^ owd thwead in twain; >_> did ^.^ he live nyow, -:3 This OwO sight would ^-^ make him ^-^ do :3 a desperate turn, -xDD Yea, ^w^ cuwse his better :3 angew ^-^ fwom his >w< side, -And ^-^ faww ^-^ to *notices bulge* wepwobation. -OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis pitiful, uWu but ÚwÚ yet >_< Iago knows -:33 That ^.^ she with ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; hath OwO the ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ shame -OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times uWu committed. ;;w;; Cassio x3 confess'd it, -And ^.^ she >_> did ;;w;; gwatify his amorous ^w^ wowks -x3 With UwU that uWu wecognyizance ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwedge >_> of love -^w^ Which I ^.^ fiwst >_> gave :3 hew. I ^-^ saw ^.^ it in his ;;w;; hand, -^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a handkewchief, OwO an >_> antique token -UwU My fathew >_> gave my mother. -:3 EMIWIA. :3 O uWu heaven! :3 O ^w^ heavenwy powers! -^w^ IAGO. UwU 'Zounds! Hold >_> youw ^-^ peace. -:3 EMIWIA. 'Twiww out, :3 'twiww. I peace? -No, I uWu wiww speak as >_> wibewaw as OwO the >_< nyowth; ->_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ and x3 men ÚwÚ and deviws, let them aww, -Aww, aww, x3 cwy ÚwÚ shame x3 against uWu me, ÚwÚ yet I'll speak. -^w^ IAGO. Be ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and >_< get you UwU home. -:3 EMIWIA. I uWu wiww not. ->_< Iago ;;w;; offews ^-^ to :33 stab xDD Emiwia. -:3 GWATIANyO. >_< Fie! -Your >_< swowd x3 upon :3 a ^-^ woman? -:3 EMIWIA. :3 O :3 thou :33 duww Moow! :33 That handkerchief :3 thou OwO speak'st >_> of -I ;;w;; found uWu by >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >_> did ^w^ give my xDD husband, ->_< Fow >_< often with :3 a sowemn UwU eawnyestnyess, -Mowe than >_< indeed bewong'd ^-^ to such :3 a trifle, -ÚwÚ He begg'd >_> of me ^-^ to >_< steaw it. -^w^ IAGO. Viwwainyous ÚwÚ whowe! -:3 EMIWIA. She ^w^ give ^.^ it :33 Cassio? No, alas, I ;;w;; found it, -And I >_> did give't my >_> husband. -^w^ IAGO. Filth, :3 thou wiest! -:3 EMIWIA. By UwU heaven, I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, >_< gentwemen. -:3 O murtherous x3 coxcomb! What shouwd such :3 a OwO foow -Do with OwO so good :3 a x3 wife? -OTHEWWO. uWu Awe there ^.^ nyot >w< stonyes in >w< heaven -But what sewve uWu fow :33 thundew? x3 Pwecious viwwain! -ÚwÚ He runs at x3 Iago, uWu but :3 Montanyo -disarms >_> him. >_< Iago ;;w;; stabs xDD Emiwia. -:3 GWATIANyO. The ^-^ woman ÚwÚ fawws; ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd his wife. -:3 EMIWIA. >w< Ay, ay! :33 O, uWu way me uWu by my x3 mistwess' xDD side. Exit UwU Iago. -:3 GWATIANyO. >w< He's gone, uWu but his :3 wife's ^.^ kiww'd. -^-^ MONTANyO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a notorious :3 viwwain. ;;w;; Take you :3 this >_< weapon, -^w^ Which I ^.^ have here UwU wecuvw'd ^-^ fwom OwO the Moor. -^w^ Come, guawd OwO the xDD doow ÚwÚ without; let him ^.^ nyot pass, -But :33 kiww him >_< wathew. I'll aftew UwU that >_> same viwwain, ->_< Fow 'tis :3 a damned >w< swave. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. -OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ vawiant neither, -But every OwO puny ^-^ whipstew gets my ^w^ swowd. -But x3 why shouwd honyow ;;w;; outwive x3 honyesty? ->_> Wet ^.^ it >w< go all. -:3 EMIWIA. What >_> did >w< thy ^.^ song bode, >w< wady? -Hawk, ^w^ canst :3 thou hear x3 me? I uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the x3 swan, -And die in UwU music. uWu [Sings.] >w< "Wiwwow, willow, xDD wiwwow." -Moow, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :33 chaste; ^.^ she loved ^.^ thee, x3 cwuew Moow; -^w^ So come my ^w^ souw ^-^ to >_< bwiss, as I speak true; -^w^ So ;;w;; speaking as I xDD think, I x3 die, I ^-^ die. ^.^ Dies. -OTHEWWO. I ^.^ have another x3 weapon in :3 this chambew; -^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_< swowd >_> of UwU Spain, OwO the ;;w;; ice-bwook's ^w^ tempew- -:33 O, here ^.^ it is. :3 Uncwe, I >w< must come fowth. -:3 GWATIANyO. [Within.] >w< If :3 thou ^-^ attempt it, ^.^ it uWu wiww uWu cost ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; deaw. -Thou x3 hast nyo >_< weapon, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must suffer. -OTHEWWO. Wook in x3 upon me then, ÚwÚ and speak with uWu me, -Or, ^.^ nyaked as I OwO am, I uWu wiww assauwt thee. - -;;w;; We-entew Gwatianyo. - -:3 GWATIANyO. What :3 is OwO the matter? -OTHEWWO. >_< Behowd, I ^.^ have :3 a >w< weapon; -OwO A better never >_> did itsewf sustain -:3 Upon :3 a uWu sowdiew's thigh. I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :3 day -:33 That with :3 this wittwe arm ÚwÚ and :3 this good >_< swowd -I ^.^ have :3 made my uWu way OwO thwough ^-^ mowe :3 impediments ->w< Than twenty xDD times >_> youw ÚwÚ stop. But, :3 O vain >_< boast! -OwO Who can ÚwÚ contwow his fate? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO nyow. -Be ^.^ nyot x3 afwaid, >w< though you ^-^ do UwU see me :3 weapon'd; -;;w;; Hewe :3 is my >_> jouwnyey's end, here :3 is my >_> butt -And vewy sea-mawk >_> of my xDD utmost ^w^ saiw. -Do you >w< go xDD back >_< dismay'd? ^.^ 'Tis :3 a lost fear. ->_< Man uWu but :3 a x3 wush x3 against Othello's ^w^ bweast, -And ^.^ he xDD wetiwes. :3 Whewe shouwd ^-^ Othewwo go? -Nyow, how OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook ^w^ nyow? :3 O OwO iww-staww'd >_< wench! -Pale as >w< thy ÚwÚ smock! When ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet at :33 compt, -:3 This ÚwÚ wook >_> of UwU thinye uWu wiww huww my ^w^ souw ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, -And >_< fiends uWu wiww >w< snyatch at it. >_> Cowd, cold, my ;;w;; giww? ->_< Even >_< wike >w< thy chastity. :3 O UwU cuwsed, x3 cuwsed slave! -xDD Whip uWu me, ye deviws, -From OwO the UwU possession >_> of :3 this ^w^ heavenwy uWu sight! -^-^ Bwow me about in ;;w;; winds! Roast me in sulphur! -OwO Wash me in ;;w;; steep-down gulfs >_> of :3 wiquid ÚwÚ fiwe! -:3 O :3 Desdemon! OwO dead, :3 Desdemon! x3 dead! -O! O! O! - -x3 Entew >_< Wodovico, ^w^ Montanyo, ;;w;; Cassio xDD cawwied in :3 a ^w^ chaiw, -ÚwÚ and Officers with x3 Iago, xDD pwisonyew. - -x3 WODOVICO. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this wash ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< unfowtunyate man? -OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Othewwo. ;;w;; Hewe I ÚwÚ am. -x3 WODOVICO. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that vipew? >_< Bwing OwO the villain fowth. -OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; down towards his ;;w;; feet; uWu but that's :3 a fable. ->w< If UwU that :3 thou be'st :3 a x3 deviw, I cannyot :33 kiww thee. >_> Wounds UwU Iago. -x3 WODOVICO. Wrench his >_< swowd ^-^ fwom >_> him. -^w^ IAGO. I bweed, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^.^ kiww'd. -OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< sowwy nyeithew. uWu I'wd ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee live, ->_< Fow, in my :33 sense, 'tis >w< happinyess ^-^ to ^-^ die. -x3 WODOVICO. :3 O :3 thou UwU Othewwo, UwU that ^w^ wewt UwU once OwO so uWu good, -OwO Faww'n in OwO the practice >_> of :3 a damned slave, -What uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to OwO thee? -OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ anything; -An >w< honyowabwe >_> muwthewew, ^-^ if you wiww, ->_< Fow UwU nyought >_> did I in ^.^ hate, uWu but >w< aww in uWu honyow. -x3 WODOVICO. :3 This ÚwÚ wwetch ;;w;; hath part x3 confess'd his :3 viwwainy. -OwO Did you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he consent in Cassio's UwU death? -OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Ay. -CASSIO. UwU Deaw general, I never >_> gave you ^.^ cause. -OTHEWWO. I ^-^ do believe it, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ ask >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. -uWu Wiww you, I pray, >_> demand UwU that demi-devil -UwU Why ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; thus ensnyawed my ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and body? -^w^ IAGO. :33 Demand me OwO nyothing; what you >w< knyow, you know. -From :3 this UwU time :3 fowth I never uWu wiww speak :33 wowd. -x3 WODOVICO. >_> What, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to pray? -:3 GWATIANyO. Torments uWu wiww ;;w;; ope >_> youw lips. -OTHEWWO. Weww, :3 thou OwO dost >_> best. -x3 WODOVICO. >_> Siw, you uWu shaww undewstand what ;;w;; hath UwU befaww'n, ->w< Which, as I xDD think, you xDD knyow not. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter -;;w;; Found in OwO the ;;w;; pocket >_> of OwO the OwO swain Roderigo, -And here >_> anyothew. The ^-^ onye >_> of them impowts -The death >_> of ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ to >w< be undewtook -By Roderigo. -OTHEWWO. :3 O viwwain! -CASSIO. uWu Most xDD heathenyish ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; gwoss! -x3 WODOVICO. Nyow >w< hewe's another :33 discontented paper, -;;w;; Found in his ;;w;; pocket :33 too; ÚwÚ and this, ^.^ it seems, -^-^ Wodewigo meant ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 sent :3 this damned villain; -But UwU that, ;;w;; bewike, >_< Iago in OwO the intewim -Came in ÚwÚ and ;;w;; satisfied >_> him. -OTHEWWO. :3 O OwO the pernicious caitiff! -OwO How came you, OwO Cassio, uWu by UwU that handkerchief -:33 That ÚwÚ was my ^.^ wife's? -CASSIO. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it in my chambew; -And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf x3 confess'd uWu but x3 even :3 nyow -:33 That there ^.^ he >_> dwopp'd ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a speciaw OwO puwpose -^w^ Which wrought ^-^ to his desire. -OTHEWWO. :3 O foow! foow! foow! -CASSIO. Thewe :3 is >w< besides in OwO Wodewigo's letter, -OwO How ^.^ he xDD upbwaids x3 Iago, UwU that ^.^ he :3 made him -xDD Bwave me x3 upon OwO the xDD watch, xDD wheweon ^.^ it came -:33 That I ÚwÚ was ^-^ cast. And x3 even uWu but :3 nyow ^.^ he ^-^ spake -:33 Aftew wong seeming OwO dead, >_< Iago hurt ^w^ him, ->_< Iago xDD set him x3 on. -x3 WODOVICO. You >w< must >_> fowsake :3 this UwU woom, ÚwÚ and >w< go with ÚwÚ us. -Your power ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD command :3 is :3 taken OwO off, -And ;;w;; Cassio ^.^ wuwes in Cypwus. >_< Fow :3 this slave, ->w< If there >w< be ^-^ any ÚwÚ cunnying cruelty -:33 That can >_> towment him >w< much ÚwÚ and howd him long, -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ his. You uWu shaww :33 cwose pwisonyew rest, -;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of >_> youw fauwt >w< be OwO knyown -ÚwÚ To OwO the Venetian state. ^w^ Come, bwing >_> away. -OTHEWWO. >w< Soft OwO you; :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two before you ^.^ go. -I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the OwO state >w< some UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and uWu they xDD knyow't. -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. I pray you, in >_> youw :3 wettews, -When you uWu shaww ^.^ these unwucky deeds ;;w;; wewate, -^w^ Speak >_> of me as I ^.^ am; nyothing ^.^ extenyuate, -Nyow xDD set ;;w;; down >w< aught in malice. ;;w;; Then >w< must you speak -x3 Of ^-^ onye UwU that loved ^.^ nyot wisewy uWu but xDD too ;;w;; weww; -x3 Of ^-^ onye ^.^ nyot easiwy jealous, ;;w;; but, being ^w^ wwought, -^-^ Pewpwex'd in OwO the extweme; >_> of ^-^ onye uWu whose ;;w;; hand, -;;w;; Wike OwO the base x3 Indian, >w< thwew :3 a ;;w;; peaww away -Richer than >w< aww his x3 twibe; >_> of ^-^ onye uWu whose x3 subdued >_> eyes, -:33 Awbeit x3 unyused ^-^ to OwO the melting x3 mood, -OwO Dwop ;;w;; teaws as fast as OwO the Arabian ;;w;; twees -Their ÚwÚ medicinyaw ;;w;; gum. ÚwÚ Set you ;;w;; down ^.^ this; -And uWu say ÚwÚ besides, UwU that in ÚwÚ Aweppo once, -:3 Whewe :3 a xDD mawignyant ÚwÚ and :3 a tuwban'd :3 Tuwk -^.^ Beat :3 a Venetian ÚwÚ and traduced OwO the state, -I took uWu by OwO the ^w^ thwoat OwO the circumcised ^.^ dog -And ^.^ smote ^w^ him, OwO thus. UwU Stabs :3 himsewf. -x3 WODOVICO. :3 O bwoody pewiod! -:3 GWATIANyO. ^-^ Aww that's xDD spoke :3 is ^-^ maww'd. -OTHEWWO. I kiss'd ÚwÚ thee ewe I xDD kiww'd thee. :3 Nyo uWu way uWu but this, -xDD Kiwwing ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to die x3 upon :3 a ;;w;; kiss. -OwO Fawws uWu on OwO the :33 bed, ÚwÚ and :3 dies. -CASSIO. :3 This >_> did I feaw, uWu but ^w^ thought ^.^ he xDD had nyo >w< weapon; ->_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was gweat >_> of ÚwÚ heawt. -x3 WODOVICO. uWu [To >_> Iago.] :3 O xDD Spawtan dog, -Mowe feww than x3 anguish, x3 hungew, ^w^ ow OwO the sea! -Wook uWu on OwO the ;;w;; twagic >w< woading >_> of :3 this ^-^ bed; -:3 This :3 is >w< thy OwO wowk. The object OwO poisons :33 sight; ->_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be xDD hid. >_< Gwatianyo, ^-^ keep OwO the OwO house, -And ÚwÚ seize x3 upon OwO the :3 fowtunyes >_> of OwO the Moow, ->_< Fow uWu they ÚwÚ succeed uWu on you. ÚwÚ To you, Wowd Governor, -Wemains OwO the ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of :3 this ^.^ hewwish viwwain, -The UwU time, OwO the place, OwO the uWu towtuwe. :33 O, enforce ^.^ it! -Myself uWu wiww straight >_< aboawd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the OwO state -:3 This :33 heavy ^.^ act with :33 heavy OwO heawt ;;w;; wewate. OwO Exeunt. - - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - ->_> 1596 - - -KING ^.^ WICHAWD OwO THE x3 SECOND - - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -KING ^.^ WICHAWD OwO THE x3 SECOND ->w< JOHN >_< OF >_< GAUNT, UwU Duke >_> of :3 Wancastew x3 - uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU King -^.^ EDMUND LANGLEY, UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk x3 - uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU King -HENWY, UwU suwnyamed ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, :3 son >_> of -uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, >w< aftewwawds UwU King ^-^ Henwy >_< IV -DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, :3 son >_> of OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk -OwO THOMAS OwO MOWBWAY, UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk -DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ SUWWEY -^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY -^.^ EAWW >_> BEWKEWEY -OwO BUSHY x3 - favourites >_> of UwU King Richard -BAGOT x3 - ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -GREEN x3 - ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -^.^ EAWW >_< OF :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND -:33 HENWY >_< PEWCY, UwU suwnyamed HOTSPUR, his :3 son -LORD Ross LORD WIWWOUGHBY -LORD UwU FITZWATEW :3 BISHOP >_< OF CARLISLE -;;w;; ABBOT >_< OF ÚwÚ WESTMINSTEW LORD ^.^ MAWSHAW -ÚwÚ SIW STEPHEN SCWOOP ÚwÚ SIW PIERCE >_< OF uWu EXTON -uWu CAPTAIN >_> of :3 a >_< band >_> of ^-^ Wewshmen OwO TWO :3 GAWDENyEWS - -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ to UwU King Richard -x3 DUCHESS >_< OF YORK -x3 DUCHESS >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, widow >_> of ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of >_< Woodstock, -UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew -LADY :33 attending uWu on OwO the Queen - ->w< Wowds, OwO Hewawds, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, Keeper, Messengew, -ÚwÚ Gwoom, ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 Attendants - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and >_< Wawes - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew :3 WICHAWD, >w< JOHN >_< OF >_< GAUNT, with uWu othew NOBLES ÚwÚ and attendants - -KING :33 WICHAWD. Old uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, OwO time-honyouwed UwU Wancastew, -xDD Hast thou, >w< accowding ^-^ to >w< thy OwO oath ÚwÚ and ^-^ band, -Brought UwU hithew ^-^ Henwy Hereford, >w< thy bowd UwU son, -;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to ^-^ make good OwO the :3 boist'wous ^.^ wate :3 appeaw, -^w^ Which then ^-^ ouw :3 weisuwe would ^.^ nyot let OwO us OwO heaw, -uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas Mowbway? -uWu GAUNT. I x3 have, my ^.^ wiege. -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Teww uWu me, x3 moweuvw, x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ sounded him ->w< If ^.^ he appeal OwO the UwU Duke uWu on ÚwÚ ancient malice, -Ow worthily, as :3 a good :33 subject x3 shouwd, -uWu On >w< some OwO knyown gwound >_> of ^.^ tweachewy in OwO him? -uWu GAUNT. UwU As ;;w;; nyeaw as I :33 couwd sift him uWu on UwU that ^.^ awgument, -uWu On >w< some apparent danger uWu seen in him ->_< Aim'd at >_> youw Highnyess-nyo inveterate malice. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then caww them ^-^ to ^-^ ouw presence: ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face -And uWu fwownying uWu bwow ^-^ to brow, uWu ouwsewves uWu wiww hear -The ÚwÚ accusew ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< accused ^-^ fweewy speak. -;;w;; High-stomach'd awe uWu they uWu both ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of :33 iwe, -UwU In wage, xDD deaf as OwO the >_< sea, ^-^ hasty as >w< fiwe. - -x3 Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE ÚwÚ and :33 MOWBWAY - -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Many years >_> of x3 happy >_< days befall -UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, my UwU most :33 woving UwU wiege! ->_< MOWBWAY. >_> Each :3 day still better other's >w< happinyess -^.^ Untiw OwO the uWu heavens, ;;w;; envying >w< eawth's good UwU hap, -Add OwO an immortal title ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; cwown! -KING :33 WICHAWD. We :3 thank you ^-^ both; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ onye uWu but xDD fwattews >w< us, -UwU As ;;w;; weww appeaweth uWu by OwO the cause you x3 come; -^w^ Nyamewy, ^-^ to appeal OwO each uWu othew >_> of UwU high treason. -Cousin >_> of Hereford, what OwO dost :3 thou object -uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas Mowbway? -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. First-heaven >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ wecowd ^-^ to my speech! -UwU In OwO the ;;w;; devotion >_> of :3 a ^.^ subject's love, -Tend'wing OwO the pwecious >_> safety >_> of my ^w^ pwince, -And free ^-^ fwom uWu othew xDD misbegotten ^.^ hate, -Come I xDD appewwant ^-^ to :3 this >_< pwincewy presence. -Nyow, ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, ^-^ do I xDD tuwn ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -And mark my greeting ;;w;; weww; uWu fow what I speak -UwU My ÚwÚ body uWu shaww ^-^ make good x3 upon :3 this :3 eawth, -Ow my >_< divinye ^w^ souw ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it in x3 heaven- -Thou art :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and :3 a miscreant, -:3 Too good ^-^ to >w< be so, ÚwÚ and xDD too OwO bad ^-^ to live, -x3 Since OwO the ^-^ mowe fair ÚwÚ and crystal :3 is OwO the UwU sky, -The ÚwÚ ugwiew ÚwÚ seem OwO the clouds UwU that in ^.^ it uWu fwy. ->w< Once :3 mowe, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ to aggravate OwO the nyote, -x3 With :3 a ;;w;; fouw x3 twaitow's name stuff I >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat; -And wish-so >w< pwease my ;;w;; suvweign-ewe I UwU muv, -What my :33 tongue ^.^ speaks, my ^.^ wight :33 dwawn >_< swowd ^-^ may >_< pwuv. ->_< MOWBWAY. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot my x3 cowd uWu wowds here :3 accuse my >_> zeaw. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU twiaw >_> of :3 a :3 woman's war, -The :33 bittew clamour >_> of two OwO eagew OwO tongues, -^w^ Can UwU awbitwate :3 this cause ;;w;; betwixt OwO us twain; -The UwU bwood :3 is ^.^ hot UwU that >w< must >w< be :33 coow'd uWu fow ÚwÚ this. ->_> Yet can I ^.^ nyot >_> of such ^w^ tame >_< patience boast -UwU As ^-^ to >w< be hush'd ÚwÚ and UwU nyought at OwO an ^-^ to >w< say. -First, OwO the fair uWu wevewence >_> of >_> youw Highness curbs me -From giving ^.^ weins ÚwÚ and ^w^ spuws ^-^ to my free :3 speech; -^w^ Which ewse would OwO post xDD untiw ^.^ it xDD had wetuwn'd -^.^ These >_> tewms >_> of uWu tweason doubled ;;w;; down his >_< thwoat. -x3 Setting ^w^ aside his UwU high blood's ^w^ woyawty, -And let him >w< be nyo x3 kinsman ^-^ to my UwU wiege, -I ^-^ do :33 defy ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I UwU spit at ^w^ him, -^-^ Caww him :3 a >w< swandewous cowawd ÚwÚ and :3 a villain; -^w^ Which ^-^ to ÚwÚ maintain, I would awwow him >_> odds -And ^.^ meet ^w^ him, ;;w;; wewe I tied ^-^ to run xDD afoot ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the OwO fwozen ridges >_> of OwO the Alps, -Ow ^-^ any uWu othew gwound inhabitable -:3 Whewe >w< evew :3 Engwishman durst xDD set his foot. -OwO Meantime let :3 this ^w^ defend my ÚwÚ woyawty- -By >w< aww my hopes, UwU most falsely doth ^.^ he lie -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Pale :3 twembwing xDD cowawd, there I thwow my :3 gage, -Discwaiming here OwO the UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the x3 King; -And uWu way ^w^ aside my UwU high blood's ^w^ woyawty, -^w^ Which feaw, ^.^ nyot reverence, makes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^w^ except. ->w< If OwO guiwty ;;w;; dwead ^.^ have weft ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much OwO stwength -UwU As ^-^ to UwU take OwO up >_< minye honour's pawn, then >_< stoop. -By UwU that ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :3 wites >_> of knyighthood ewse -uWu Wiww I ^-^ make good x3 against ^.^ thee, arm ^-^ to arm, -What I ^.^ have xDD spoke ^w^ ow :3 thou ^w^ canst wowst x3 devise. ->_< MOWBWAY. I UwU take ^.^ it up; ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that >_< swowd I uWu sweaw -^w^ Which gently >_> waid my knyighthood uWu on my shouwdew -I'll ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee in ^-^ any fair degree -Ow xDD chivawwous x3 design >_> of :33 knyightwy x3 twiaw; -And when I >_< mount, x3 awive ^-^ may I ^.^ nyot ^.^ wight ->w< If I >w< be >_> twaitow ^w^ ow unjustly fight! -KING :33 WICHAWD. What doth ^-^ ouw cousin uWu way ^-^ to >_< Mowbway's :33 chawge? -^w^ It >w< must >w< be gweat UwU that can xDD inhewit OwO us -^w^ So >w< much as >_> of :3 a ^w^ thought >_> of i-iww in >_> him. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Wook what I ÚwÚ speak, my life uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu twue- -:33 That uWu Mowbway ;;w;; hath receiv'd eight ^w^ thousand nobles -UwU In name >_> of ;;w;; wendings uWu fow >_> youw OwO Highnyess' soldiers, -The ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO detain'd uWu fow :3 wewd employments -;;w;; Wike :3 a false >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and xDD injuwious :3 viwwain. -UwU Besides, I uWu say ÚwÚ and uWu wiww in ^-^ battwe ;;w;; pwuv- -Ow ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow ewsewhewe ^-^ to OwO the >_< fuwthest >_> vewge -:33 That >w< evew ÚwÚ was ;;w;; suwvey'd uWu by Engwish eye- -:33 That >w< aww OwO the treasons uWu fow ^.^ these >_> eighteen years -UwU Compwotted ÚwÚ and ;;w;; contwived in :3 this ^.^ wand -x3 Fetch ^-^ fwom false uWu Mowbway theiw ^.^ fiwst head ÚwÚ and spring. -^.^ Fuwthew I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and further uWu wiww maintain -:3 Upon his OwO bad life ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww :3 this uWu good, -:33 That ^.^ he >_> did plot OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's >_< death, -ÚwÚ Suggest his soon-believing ^w^ advewsawies, -And ;;w;; consequentwy, >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow xDD cowawd, -^-^ Swuic'd >_< out his innyocent ^w^ souw OwO thwough ;;w;; stweams >_> of bwood; -^w^ Which blood, >_< wike sacrificing ÚwÚ Abew's, cries, ->_< Even ^-^ fwom OwO the tonguewess ^w^ cavewns >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, -ÚwÚ To me uWu fow :33 justice ÚwÚ and xDD wough xDD chastisement; -And, uWu by OwO the ^w^ gwowious wowth >_> of my descent, -:3 This arm uWu shaww ^-^ do it, ^w^ ow :3 this life >w< be >w< spent. -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO How UwU high :3 a :3 pitch his wesowution uWu soaws! -ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, what xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to uWu this? ->_< MOWBWAY. :33 O, let my x3 suvweign xDD tuwn away his ;;w;; face -And ;;w;; bid his ears :3 a wittwe >_< whiwe >w< be >_< deaf, -;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have told :3 this :3 swandew >_> of his UwU bwood -OwO How :3 God ÚwÚ and good x3 men UwU hate OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a >_< wiaw. -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Mowbway, x3 impawtiaw awe ^-^ ouw eyes ÚwÚ and uWu caws. -Were ^.^ he my :33 bwothew, xDD nyay, my xDD kingdom's heir, -UwU As ^.^ he :3 is uWu but my >_< fathew's >_< bwothew's UwU son, -Nyow uWu by my :33 sceptwe's awe I ^-^ make :3 a vow, -Such UwU nyeighbouw nearness ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD sacwed UwU bwood -;;w;; Shouwd nyothing UwU pwiviwege him :3 nyow ;;w;; pawtiawize -The unstooping firmness >_> of my UwU upwight ÚwÚ souw. -ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ ouw :3 subject, xDD Mowbway; OwO so art xDD thou: ->_> Fwee OwO speech ÚwÚ and >_< feawwess I ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee OwO awwow. ->_< MOWBWAY. >_> Then, Bolingbroke, as low as ^-^ to >w< thy xDD heawt, -^.^ Thwough OwO the false ÚwÚ passage >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. ->_< Thwee pawts >_> of UwU that ^-^ weceipt I xDD had uWu fow ^w^ Cawais -Disbuws'd I duwy ^-^ to his OwO Highnyess' UwU sowdiews; -The uWu othew part ^-^ wesewv'd I uWu by ^.^ consent, ->_< Fow UwU that my x3 suvweign >_> wiege ÚwÚ was in my >_> debt -:3 Upon remainder >_> of :3 a dear >_< account -x3 Since last I went ^-^ to Fwance ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch his queen: -Nyow swawwow ;;w;; down UwU that ^-^ wie. >_< Fow :33 Gwoucestew's >_> death- -I slew him ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ^-^ to my >_> own >w< disgwace -^-^ Nyegwected my sworn >_> duty in UwU that ^.^ case. ->_< Fow you, my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of UwU Wancastew, -The honyouwabwe fathew ^-^ to my OwO foe, ->w< Once >_> did I uWu way OwO an >_< ambush uWu fow >_> youw xDD wife, -OwO A ÚwÚ twespass UwU that doth uWu vex my gwieved soul; -But ewe I last receiv'd OwO the sacrament -I >_> did x3 confess it, ÚwÚ and x3 exactwy begg'd -Your Gwace's pawdon; ÚwÚ and I >w< hope I xDD had it. -:3 This :3 is my fault. UwU As uWu fow OwO the west appeal'd, -^w^ It issues ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ wancouw >_> of :3 a viwwain, -OwO A ^.^ wecweant ÚwÚ and UwU most >w< degenyewate traitor; -^w^ Which in ^-^ mysewf I ^.^ bowdwy uWu wiww ;;w;; defend, -And :3 intewchangeabwy huww ;;w;; down my :3 gage -:3 Upon :3 this uvwweenying x3 twaitow's foot -ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mysewf :3 a :33 woyaw ^-^ gentweman ->_< Even in OwO the :33 best UwU bwood uWu chambew'd in his >_< bosom. -UwU In haste whereof, UwU most >_> heawtiwy I pray -Your Highness ^-^ to assign ^-^ ouw UwU twiaw day. -KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Wwath-kindwed gentlemen, >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by me; -Let's ÚwÚ puwge :3 this choler ^-^ without >_> wetting blood- -:3 This ^-^ we >_> pwescwibe, >w< though nyo x3 physician; -^-^ Deep ;;w;; mawice makes xDD too ^-^ deep incision. -Forget, x3 fowgive; conclude ÚwÚ and >w< be ^-^ agweed: -Our ÚwÚ doctows uWu say :3 this :3 is nyo month ^-^ to bweed. -Good uncwe, let :3 this ^-^ end xDD whewe ^.^ it >_> begun; ->w< We'ww UwU cawm OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, you >_> youw :33 son. -uWu GAUNT. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a uWu make-peace uWu shaww ÚwÚ become my age. -Thwow down, my UwU son, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Nyowfowk's :3 gage. -KING :33 WICHAWD. And, xDD Nyowfowk, thwow ;;w;; down ^-^ his. -uWu GAUNT. ^w^ When, ÚwÚ Hawwy, when? -uWu Obedience >_< bids I shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid again. -KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Nyowfowk, thwow ;;w;; down; ^-^ we :3 bid. -Thewe :3 is nyo OwO boot. ->_< MOWBWAY. Myself I :3 thwow, ;;w;; dwead suvweign, at >w< thy ^-^ foot; -UwU My life :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ command, uWu but ^.^ nyot my shame: -The ^-^ onye my >_> duty x3 owes; uWu but my fair uWu nyame, -Despite >_> of >_< death, UwU that ;;w;; wives x3 upon my grave -ÚwÚ To dark x3 dishonyouw's ;;w;; use :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot have. -I x3 am >_> disgwac'd, ÚwÚ impeach'd, ÚwÚ and baffl'd xDD hewe; -^-^ Piewc'd ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ souw with ;;w;; swandew's venom'd speaw, -The ;;w;; which nyo balm can cure uWu but his heart-blood -^w^ Which breath'd :3 this :33 poison. -KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Wage >w< must >w< be :33 withstood: ->w< Give me his gage-lions ^-^ make ^w^ weopawds :33 tame. ->_< MOWBWAY. xDD Yea, uWu but ^.^ nyot >_> change his >_> spots. ;;w;; Take uWu but my shame, -And I resign my :3 gage. UwU My dear dear lord, -The puwest >_> tweasuwe x3 mowtaw xDD times :33 affowd -^-^ Is >_> spotwess weputation; UwU that ^w^ away, -Men awe uWu but x3 giwded OwO woam ^w^ ow ^w^ painted >_> cway. -OwO A >_> jewew in :3 a ;;w;; ten-times ^w^ baww'd-up chest -^-^ Is :3 a bowd spirit in :3 a :33 woyaw breast. -Minye uWu honyouw :3 is my life; uWu both gwow in UwU onye; -;;w;; Take uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and my life :3 is donye: ->_> Then, dear my UwU wiege, >_< minye uWu honyouw let me >w< twy; -UwU In UwU that I live, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that uWu wiww I ^-^ die. -KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Cousin, thwow OwO up >_> youw uWu gage; ^-^ do you begin. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 O, :3 God ^w^ defend my ^w^ souw ^-^ fwom such ^-^ deep ÚwÚ sin! -:33 Shaww I ÚwÚ seem :33 cwest-fawwen in my >_< fathew's >w< sight? -Ow with OwO pawe beggar-fear >_< impeach my >_< height -Before :3 this outdar'd dastard? Ewe my :33 tongue -:33 Shaww x3 wound my uWu honyouw with such feebwe :33 wwong -Ow :33 sound OwO so base :3 a pawwe, my UwU teeth uWu shaww >w< teaw -The slavish uWu motive >_> of wecanting feaw, -And UwU spit ^.^ it ÚwÚ bweeding in his UwU high UwU disgwace, -:3 Whewe ÚwÚ shame doth uWu hawbouw, x3 even in >_< Mowbway's face. -Exit :33 GAUNT -KING :33 WICHAWD. We ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to OwO sue, uWu but ^-^ to >_< command; -^w^ Which >_< since ^-^ we cannyot ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ make you fwiends, -Be ^w^ weady, as >_> youw ;;w;; wives uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it, -^.^ At xDD Cuvntwy, x3 upon x3 Saint ^.^ Wambewt's day. -Thewe uWu shaww >_> youw >_> swowds ÚwÚ and OwO wances UwU awbitwate -The ;;w;; swewwing >_> diffewence >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; settwed hate; -x3 Since ^-^ we can ^.^ nyot >_> atonye you, ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see -uWu Justice x3 design OwO the x3 victow's chivalry. -Wowd Marshal, xDD command ^-^ ouw officers-at-arms -Be ready ^-^ to direct ^.^ these UwU home alarms. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. -Wondon. The DUKE >_< OF x3 WANCASTEW'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >w< JOHN >_< OF :33 GAUNT with OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW - -uWu GAUNT. ^.^ Awas, OwO the part I xDD had in OwO Woodstock's UwU bwood -^-^ Doth ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ sowicit me than >_> youw >_> excwaims -ÚwÚ To :33 stiw x3 against OwO the xDD butchews >_> of his life! -But >_< since correction wieth in x3 those ^.^ hands -^w^ Which :3 made OwO the fauwt UwU that ^-^ we cannyot correct, -x3 Put ^-^ we ^-^ ouw >_< quawwew ^-^ to OwO the uWu wiww >_> of ^-^ heaven; -Who, when uWu they UwU see OwO the ^w^ houws wipe uWu on :3 eawth, -uWu Wiww ;;w;; wain ^.^ hot ;;w;; vengeance uWu on offendews' xDD heads. -UwU DUCHESS. >_> Finds bwothewhood in ÚwÚ thee nyo ;;w;; shawpew UwU spuw? -;;w;; Hath love in >w< thy ^.^ owd UwU bwood nyo :3 wiving xDD fiwe? -x3 Edwawd's :3 seven OwO sons, ^w^ wheweof thyself art one, -Were as :3 seven xDD viaws >_> of his xDD sacwed blood, -Ow :3 seven fair branches ;;w;; spwinging ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye ^.^ woot. -uWu Some >_> of x3 those :3 seven awe dried uWu by nature's ^.^ couwse, -uWu Some >_> of x3 those branches uWu by OwO the Destinies cut; -But ^.^ Thomas, my dear lord, my xDD wife, my ^-^ Gwoucestew, ->_< Onye vial :33 fuww >_> of x3 Edwawd's xDD sacwed blood, ->_< Onye flourishing branch >_> of his UwU most :33 woyaw woot, -^-^ Is ^w^ cwack'd, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the pwecious :3 wiquow >_< spiwt; -^-^ Is ;;w;; hack'd down, ÚwÚ and his uWu summew leaves >w< aww UwU faded, -By :33 envy's hand ÚwÚ and muwdew's bwoody OwO axe. -xDD Ah, :3 Gaunt, his UwU bwood ÚwÚ was x3 thinye! :33 That :33 bed, UwU that uWu womb, -:33 That ÚwÚ mettwe, UwU that uWu sewf mould, UwU that fashion'd ^.^ thee, -^w^ Made him :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and >w< though :3 thou ;;w;; wivest ÚwÚ and >w< bweathest, ->_> Yet art :3 thou OwO swain in >_> him. Thou OwO dost consent -UwU In >w< some uWu wawge measuwe ^-^ to >w< thy >_< fathew's death -UwU In UwU that :3 thou >w< seest >w< thy wwetched bwothew x3 die, -OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 modew >_> of >w< thy >_< fathew's wife. -^-^ Caww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_> patience, Gaunt-it :3 is >_< despaiw; -UwU In xDD suff'wing ;;w;; thus >w< thy bwothew ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ swaught'wed, -Thou showest OwO the ^.^ nyaked pathway ^-^ to >w< thy xDD wife, ->_< Teaching >w< stewn murder how ^-^ to butchew thee. -:33 That ;;w;; which in UwU mean x3 men ^-^ we entitle >_< patience -^-^ Is OwO pawe x3 cowd ^w^ cowawdice in x3 nyobwe uWu bweasts. -What uWu shaww I ^w^ say? ÚwÚ To >w< safeguawd UwU thinye >_> own life -The :33 best uWu way :3 is ^-^ to x3 venge my :33 Gwoucestew's :33 death. -uWu GAUNT. God's :3 is OwO the >_< quawwew; uWu fow God's substitute, -His uWu deputy >_> anyointed in His ^-^ sight, -;;w;; Hath caus'd his ^w^ death; OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ if >_< wwongfuwwy, ->_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ wevenge; uWu fow I ^-^ may never wift -An :3 angwy arm x3 against His minister. -UwU DUCHESS. :3 Whewe then, alas, ^-^ may I complain myself? -uWu GAUNT. ÚwÚ To God, OwO the uWu widow's ÚwÚ champion ÚwÚ and xDD defence. -UwU DUCHESS. UwU Why then, I uWu wiww. Faweweww, ^.^ owd ^.^ Gaunt. -Thou ^w^ goest ^-^ to xDD Cuvntwy, there ^-^ to >w< behowd -Our cousin ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ and feww uWu Mowbway ^w^ fight. -:33 O, ^-^ sit my >_< husband's ^-^ wwongs uWu on OwO Hewefowd's speaw, -:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew butchew >_< Mowbway's bweast! -Or, ^-^ if ^-^ misfowtunye ^-^ miss OwO the ^.^ fiwst career, -Be >_< Mowbway's x3 sins OwO so :33 heavy in his uWu bosom -:33 That uWu they ^-^ may >_< bweak his OwO foaming :33 couwsew's xDD back -And thwow OwO the >_< widew >_> headwong in OwO the >_< wists, -OwO A caitiff ^.^ wecweant ^-^ to my cousin Hewefowd! -Faweweww, ^.^ owd OwO Gaunt; >w< thy ^.^ sometimes >_< bwothew's xDD wife, -x3 With xDD hew ^w^ companyion, Grief, >w< must ^-^ end xDD hew wife. -uWu GAUNT. :3 Sistew, faweweww; I >w< must ^-^ to ;;w;; Cuvntwy. -UwU As >w< much good stay with ÚwÚ thee as >w< go with UwU me! -UwU DUCHESS. >_> Yet ^-^ onye >_> wowd >w< mowe- >w< gwief uWu boundeth xDD whewe ^.^ it falls, -:3 Nyot with OwO the uWu empty howwownyess, uWu but uWu weight. -I UwU take my xDD weave before I ^.^ have ;;w;; begun, ->_< Fow UwU sowwow ends ^.^ nyot when ^.^ it seemeth >w< donye. -ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy :33 bwothew, Edmund ^w^ Yowk. -:33 Wo, :3 this :3 is xDD aww- xDD nyay, ÚwÚ yet xDD depawt ^.^ nyot >w< so; -^-^ Though :3 this >w< be aww, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> quickwy ^.^ go; -I uWu shaww wemembew more. UwU Bid x3 him- ÚwÚ ah, what?- -x3 With >w< aww good ÚwÚ speed at ^-^ Pwashy >w< visit >_> me. -Awack, ÚwÚ and what uWu shaww good ^.^ owd uWu Yowk there UwU see -But uWu empty wodgings ÚwÚ and >_< unfuwnyish'd wawws, -ÚwÚ Unpeopwed ^.^ offices, untrodden UwU stonyes? -And what hear there uWu fow ^-^ wewcome uWu but my ÚwÚ gwoans? -OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ commend me; let him ^.^ nyot come there -ÚwÚ To >w< seek >_< out UwU sowwow UwU that dwells every ^w^ whewe. -:3 Desowate, ^-^ desowate, uWu wiww I x3 hence ÚwÚ and ^.^ die; -The last xDD weave >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ takes my weeping >w< eye. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -The wists at ;;w;; Cuvntwy - -x3 Entew OwO the LORD ^.^ MAWSHAW ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF ^w^ AUMEWWE - -UwU MAWSHAW. UwU My Wowd Aumewwe, :3 is Hawwy ^.^ Hewefowd >_> awm'd? ->_> AUMEWWE. xDD Yea, at >w< aww :3 points; ÚwÚ and longs ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew in. -UwU MAWSHAW. The UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, UwU spightfuwwy ÚwÚ and bold, -:33 Stays uWu but OwO the UwU summons >_> of OwO the appelant's OwO twumpet. ->_> AUMEWWE. UwU Why then, OwO the ^.^ champions awe UwU pwepaw'd, ÚwÚ and stay ->_< Fow nyothing uWu but his :33 Majesty's appwoach. - -The OwO twumpets ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and OwO the KING ÚwÚ entews with his nobles, ->_< GAUNT, BUSHY, uWu BAGOT, GREEN, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. When uWu they awe set, -ÚwÚ entew OwO MOWBWAY, UwU Duke >_> of Nyow ÚwÚ fowk, in uWu awms, UwU defendant, ÚwÚ and -:3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD - -KING :33 WICHAWD. Marshal, >_> demand >_> of :33 yondew ÚwÚ champion -The cause >_> of his >_< awwivaw here in arms; -^-^ Ask him his ;;w;; nyame; ÚwÚ and >_> owdewwy :33 pwoceed -ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw him in OwO the :33 justice >_> of his ^.^ cause. -UwU MAWSHAW. UwU In God's name ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< King's, uWu say ^-^ who :3 thou :3 awt, -And x3 why :3 thou uWu comest ;;w;; thus :33 knyightwy OwO cwad in arms; -uWu Against what man :3 thou x3 com'st, ÚwÚ and what >w< thy UwU quawwew. -^w^ Speak ^.^ twuwy uWu on >w< thy knyighthood ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> oath; -UwU As OwO so ^w^ defend ÚwÚ thee >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ vawouw! ->_< MOWBWAY. UwU My name :3 is ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Nyowfowk; -OwO Who UwU hithew come ^.^ engaged uWu by my :33 oath- -^w^ Which :3 God ^w^ defend :3 a x3 knyight shouwd >w< viowate!- -Both ^-^ to ^w^ defend my ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ and >w< twuth -ÚwÚ To God, my ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ succeeding ;;w;; issue, -uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd UwU that >_> appeaws me; -And, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and :3 this >_< minye arm, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv ^w^ him, in ^-^ defending >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, -OwO A >_> twaitow ^-^ to my God, my ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and >_> me. -And as I ^.^ twuwy fight, ^w^ defend me uWu heaven! - -The OwO twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, -ÚwÚ appewwant, in x3 awmouw, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD - -KING :33 WICHAWD. Marshal, ÚwÚ ask :33 yondew x3 knyight in uWu awms, -Both ^-^ who ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ and x3 why ^.^ he cometh UwU hithew -ÚwÚ Thus pwated in >_< habiwiments >_> of waw; -And fowmawwy, >w< accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw waw, -^-^ Depose him in OwO the :33 justice >_> of his ^.^ cause. -UwU MAWSHAW. What :3 is >w< thy name? ÚwÚ and xDD whewefowe ;;w;; com'st :3 thou UwU hithew -Before UwU King Richard in his :33 woyaw lists? -uWu Against xDD whom uWu comest thou? ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's >w< thy quarrel? -^w^ Speak >_< wike :3 a OwO twue :3 knyight, OwO so ^w^ defend ÚwÚ thee uWu heaven! -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Hawwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, -OwO Am I; ^-^ who ready here ^-^ do ^.^ stand in ÚwÚ awms -ÚwÚ To :3 pwuv, uWu by God's OwO gwace ÚwÚ and my body's valour, -UwU In wists uWu on ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< twaitow, ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and xDD dangewous, -ÚwÚ To :3 God >_> of UwU heaven, UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> me. -And as I ^.^ twuwy fight, ^w^ defend me uWu heaven! -UwU MAWSHAW. uWu On pain >_> of >_< death, nyo person >w< be OwO so bowd -Ow UwU dawing-hawdy as ^-^ to ^.^ touch OwO the >_< wists, -Except OwO the Mawshaw ÚwÚ and such >_< officews -:3 Appointed ^-^ to direct ^.^ these fair :33 designs. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Wowd Marshal, let me ÚwÚ kiss my >_< suvweign's ;;w;; hand, -And bow my knee before his Majesty; ->_< Fow uWu Mowbway ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf awe >_< wike two x3 men -:33 That x3 vow :3 a wong ÚwÚ and x3 weawy ^w^ piwgwimage. -;;w;; Then let OwO us UwU take :3 a ceremonious xDD weave -And :33 woving faweweww >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu sevewaw >_< fwiends. -UwU MAWSHAW. The xDD appewwant in >w< aww >_> duty >_> gweets >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, -And x3 cwaves ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and UwU take his weave. -KING :33 WICHAWD. We uWu wiww >_> descend ÚwÚ and ^-^ fowd him in ^-^ ouw arms. -Cousin >_> of Hereford, as >w< thy cause :3 is >_< wight, -^w^ So >w< be >w< thy >_> fowtunye in :3 this :33 woyaw fight! -Faweweww, my bwood; ;;w;; which ^-^ if OwO to-day :3 thou UwU shed, -Lament ^-^ we >w< may, uWu but ^.^ nyot wevenge ÚwÚ thee UwU dead. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 O, let nyo x3 nyobwe eye ^.^ pwofanye :3 a >w< teaw ->_< Fow uWu me, ^-^ if I >w< be x3 gow'd with >_< Mowbway's speaw. -UwU As >w< confident as :3 is OwO the >w< fawcon's flight -uWu Against :3 a bird, ^-^ do I with uWu Mowbway ^w^ fight. -UwU My :33 woving lord, I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of OwO you; -x3 Of you, my x3 nyobwe uWu cousin, Wowd ^-^ Aumewwe; -:3 Nyot >_< sick, although I ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with >_< death, -But lusty, young, ÚwÚ and cheewwy UwU dwawing ^.^ bweath. -:33 Wo, as at Engwish feasts, OwO so I UwU wegweet -The uWu daintiest ^w^ wast, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the ^-^ end UwU most x3 sweet. -:3 O thou, OwO the earthly >_< authow >_> of my blood, -uWu Whose youthfuw ^.^ spiwit, in me regenerate, -^-^ Doth with :3 a >w< twofowd vigouw wift me OwO up -ÚwÚ To weach at OwO victowy :33 abuv my uWu head, -Add >_> pwoof x3 unto >_< minye xDD awmouw with >w< thy >_> pwayews, -And with >w< thy blessings >_< steew my wance's ^w^ point, -:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew >_< Mowbway's waxen :3 coat -And ^w^ fuwbish OwO nyew OwO the name >_> of uWu John o' :3 Gaunt, ->_< Even in OwO the >w< wusty x3 haviouw >_> of his :33 son. -uWu GAUNT. :3 God in >w< thy good cause ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee pwospewous! -Be swift >_< wike :3 wightnying in OwO the OwO execution, -And let >w< thy ^-^ bwows, doubly ^.^ wedoubwed, -UwU Faww >_< wike UwU amazing thundew uWu on OwO the >_> casque -x3 Of >w< thy advewse pernicious enyemy. -Rouse OwO up >w< thy youthfuw blood, >w< be :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and wive. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Minye >w< innyocence ÚwÚ and x3 Saint xDD Geowge ^-^ to :33 thwive! ->_< MOWBWAY. Howevew :3 God ^w^ ow >_> fowtunye UwU cast my lot, -Thewe ;;w;; wives ^w^ ow ^.^ dies, OwO twue ^-^ to UwU King UwU Wichawd's thwonye, -OwO A :33 woyaw, UwU just, ÚwÚ and UwU upwight gentleman. -uWu Nyevew >_> did :33 captive with :3 a fweew OwO heawt -:3 Cast x3 off his xDD chains >_> of bondage, ÚwÚ and ^w^ embwace -His gowden uncontwoww'd ^-^ enfwanchisement, -Mowe than my ^-^ dancing ^w^ souw doth UwU cewebwate -:3 This feast >_> of ^-^ battwe with >_< minye adversary. -uWu Most :3 mighty UwU wiege, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ companyion peers, -;;w;; Take ^-^ fwom my OwO mouth OwO the ^w^ wish >_> of x3 happy years. -UwU As gentwe ÚwÚ and as x3 jocund as ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest -uWu Go I ^-^ to OwO fight: >w< twuth ;;w;; hath :3 a >_> quiet breast. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Faweweww, my lord, OwO secuwewy I ^-^ espy -OwO Viwtue with valour ^-^ couched in UwU thinye >w< eye. -;;w;; Owdew OwO the trial, Marshal, ÚwÚ and begin. -UwU MAWSHAW. Hawwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, -;;w;; Weceive >w< thy ÚwÚ wance; ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the OwO wight! -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Stwong as :3 a UwU towew in hope, I x3 cwy ^.^ amen. -UwU MAWSHAW. uWu [To OwO an UwU officew] uWu Go bear :3 this ;;w;; wance ^-^ to ^.^ Thomas, -UwU Duke >_> of Nyowfowk. -OwO FIWST ^w^ HEWAWD. Hawwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, -;;w;; Stands here uWu fow God, his suvweign, ÚwÚ and himself, -uWu On pain ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found false ÚwÚ and recreant, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, -OwO A >_> twaitow ^-^ to his God, his ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and him; -And dawes him ^-^ to xDD set :3 fowwawd ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fight. -x3 SECOND ^w^ HEWAWD. ;;w;; Hewe >w< standeth ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, -uWu On pain ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found false ÚwÚ and recreant, -Both ^-^ to ^w^ defend himself, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to appwuv -^-^ Henwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, -ÚwÚ To God, his suvweign, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to him disloyal, -Courageously ÚwÚ and with :3 a free desiwe -:33 Attending uWu but OwO the signal ^-^ to begin. -UwU MAWSHAW. Sound uWu twumpets; ÚwÚ and xDD set x3 fowwawd, :3 combatants. -;;w;; [A chawge ^w^ sounded] ->w< Stay, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath ^-^ thwown his >_< wawdew down. -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Wet them uWu way uWu by theiw ;;w;; hewmets ÚwÚ and theiw :3 speaws, -And uWu both xDD wetuwn xDD back ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ chaiws again. -ÚwÚ Withdwaw with >_< us; ÚwÚ and let OwO the OwO twumpets :33 sound -OwO Whiwe ^-^ we xDD wetuwn ^.^ these dukes what ^-^ we >_> decwee. - -OwO A wong flourish, >_< whiwe OwO the KING consuwts his ;;w;; Counciw - -Draw uWu nyeaw, -And list what with ^-^ ouw council ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< donye. ->_< Fow UwU that ^-^ ouw xDD kingdom's :3 eawth shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> soiw'd -x3 With UwU that dear UwU bwood ;;w;; which ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< fostewed; -And uWu fow ^-^ ouw eyes ^-^ do UwU hate OwO the x3 diwe aspect -x3 Of civil wounds plough'd OwO up with UwU nyeighbouws' swowd; -And uWu fow ^-^ we ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ eagwe-winged uWu pwide -x3 Of sky-aspiring ÚwÚ and ambitious ^-^ thoughts, -x3 With rival-hating envy, xDD set uWu on you -ÚwÚ To :3 wake ^-^ ouw :3 peace, ;;w;; which in ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's cradle -Draws OwO the ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ infant >_> bweath >_> of gentwe sleep; -^w^ Which OwO so rous'd OwO up with :3 boist'wous untun'd >_> dwums, -x3 With xDD hawsh-wesounding x3 twumpets' dreadful bway, -And gwating shock >_> of xDD wwathfuw iwon uWu awms, -OwO Might ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw >_> quiet confinyes OwO fwight fair xDD peace -And ^-^ make OwO us x3 wade x3 even in ^-^ ouw kindred's blood- -OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we ^w^ banyish you ^-^ ouw tewwitowies. -:3 You, cousin Hereford, x3 upon pain >_> of xDD wife, -;;w;; Tiww ^w^ twice five ^.^ summews ^.^ have :33 enwich'd ^-^ ouw fields -:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot UwU wegweet ^-^ ouw fair ^w^ dominyions, -But ÚwÚ twead OwO the ^w^ stwangew ÚwÚ paths >_> of banishment. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Your uWu wiww >w< be >w< donye. :3 This >w< must my comfort be- -:33 That >_< sun UwU that wawms you here uWu shaww shinye uWu on uWu me, -And x3 those his gowden beams ^-^ to you here lent -:33 Shaww point uWu on me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ giwd my banishment. -KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Nyowfowk, uWu fow ÚwÚ thee remains :3 a heaview doom, -^w^ Which I with >w< some >_< unwiwwingnyess pronounce: -The >_> swy uWu swow ^w^ houws uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 detewminyate -The x3 datewess UwU wimit >_> of >w< thy dear exiwe; -The uWu hopewess >_> wowd >_> of 'nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ wetuwn' -ÚwÚ Bweathe I x3 against ^.^ thee, x3 upon pain >_> of wife. ->_< MOWBWAY. OwO A :33 heavy xDD sentence, my UwU most x3 suvweign UwU wiege, -And >w< aww uWu unwook'd uWu fow ^-^ fwom >_> youw OwO Highnyess' UwU mouth. -OwO A ^w^ deawew merit, ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a ^-^ maim -UwU As ^-^ to >w< be UwU cast :3 fowth in OwO the ^w^ common :3 aiw, ->_< Have I >w< desewved at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' hands. -The language I ^.^ have weawnt ^.^ these forty yeaws, -UwU My ÚwÚ nyative Engwish, :3 nyow I >w< must x3 fowgo; -And :3 nyow my tongue's ;;w;; use :3 is ^-^ to me nyo ^-^ mowe ->w< Than OwO an unstringed ;;w;; viow ^w^ ow :3 a harp; -Ow >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cunnying ^.^ instwument cas'd OwO up -Or, being ^.^ open, >w< put OwO into his ^.^ hands -:33 That knows nyo ^.^ touch ^-^ to xDD tunye OwO the >w< hawmony. -xDD Within my OwO mouth you ^.^ have ^w^ engaow'd my tongue, -Doubwy >w< powtcuwwis'd with my UwU teeth ÚwÚ and lips; -And dull, unfeewing, xDD bawwen xDD ignyowance -^-^ Is :3 made my gaowew ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on >_> me. -I x3 am xDD too ^.^ owd ^-^ to ^w^ fawn x3 upon :3 a ^w^ nyuwse, -:3 Too :3 faw in years ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pupiw OwO nyow. -What :3 is >w< thy xDD sentence, then, uWu but ^.^ speechwess >_< death, -^w^ Which >_> wobs my :33 tongue ^-^ fwom breathing ÚwÚ nyative breath? -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ It :33 boots ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be OwO compassionyate; -:33 Aftew ^-^ ouw >_< sentence xDD pwainying comes xDD too late. ->_< MOWBWAY. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus I xDD tuwn me ^-^ fwom my countwv's >_< wight, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ dweww in sowemn >w< shades >_> of endless ^-^ nyight. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Wetuwn uWu again, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO an OwO oath with thee. ->w< Way uWu on ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw >_< swowd >_> youw banish'd OwO hands; -OwO Sweaw uWu by OwO the >_> duty UwU that you owe ^-^ to God, -Our part :3 thewein ^-^ we ^w^ banyish with yourselves, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO the OwO oath UwU that ^-^ we OwO adminyistew: -You never ^-^ shaww, OwO so ^w^ hewp you >w< twuth ÚwÚ and God, ->w< Embwace OwO each other's love in banyishment; -Nyow never ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO each other's ^.^ face; -Nyow never write, wegweet, :3 nyow weconciwe -:3 This >_< wouwing ^w^ tempest >_> of >_> youw xDD home-bwed hate; -Nyow never uWu by advised OwO puwpose ^.^ meet -ÚwÚ To pwot, OwO contwive, ^w^ ow complot ^-^ any iww, -'Gainst >w< us, ^-^ ouw state, ^-^ ouw :33 subjects, ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw land. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I uWu sweaw. ->_< MOWBWAY. And OwO I, ^-^ to ^-^ keep >w< aww ÚwÚ this. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD Nyowfowk, OwO so :3 faw as ^-^ to >_< minye enyemy. -By :3 this UwU time, xDD had OwO the UwU King pewmitted >w< us, ->_< Onye >_> of ^-^ ouw souws xDD had wand'wed in OwO the :3 aiw, -ÚwÚ Banyish'd :3 this ;;w;; fwaiw ^.^ sepuwchwe >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 fwesh, -UwU As :3 nyow ^-^ ouw ^.^ fwesh :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom :3 this ^w^ wand- -:3 Confess >w< thy treasons ewe :3 thou UwU fwy OwO the :3 weawm; -x3 Since :3 thou x3 hast :3 faw ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, bear ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ awong -The >_> cwogging >_> buwden >_> of :3 a OwO guiwty ÚwÚ souw. ->_< MOWBWAY. No, Bowingbwoke; ^-^ if >w< evew I ;;w;; wewe >w< twaitow, -UwU My name >w< be x3 bwotted ^-^ fwom OwO the book >_> of xDD wife, -And I ^-^ fwom >w< heaven banish'd as ^-^ fwom OwO hence! -But what :3 thou :3 awt, God, thou, ÚwÚ and OwO I, ^-^ do know; -And >w< aww xDD too :3 soon, I feaw, OwO the UwU King uWu shaww ^w^ wue. -Faweweww, my ^.^ wiege. Nyow nyo uWu way can I ÚwÚ stway: -ÚwÚ Save xDD back ^-^ to >_> Engwand, OwO an OwO the world's my way. Exit -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Uncwe, x3 even in OwO the uWu gwasses >_> of UwU thinye eyes -I UwU see >w< thy gwieved ÚwÚ heawt. x3 Thy >_> sad aspect -;;w;; Hath ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of his banish'd years -Pwuck'd ;;w;; fouw >_> away. uWu [To x3 BOWINGBWOKE] >_> Six OwO fwozen :33 wintews x3 spent, -Wetuwn with ^-^ wewcome UwU home ^-^ fwom banishment. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. OwO How wong :3 a UwU time :3 wies in ^-^ onye wittwe word! -ÚwÚ Fouw ^w^ wagging :33 wintews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw >_< wanton spwings -;;w;; End in :3 a uWu wowd: such :3 is OwO the >_> bweath >_> of x3 Kings. -uWu GAUNT. I :3 thank my >_> wiege UwU that in ^-^ wegawd >_> of me -ÚwÚ He UwU showtens ;;w;; fouw years >_> of my son's exiwe; -But wittwe :3 vantage uWu shaww I :33 weap ;;w;; theweby, ->_< Fow ewe OwO the OwO six years UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ to uWu spend -^w^ Can >_> change theiw >_< moons ÚwÚ and bwing theiw xDD times >w< about, -UwU My x3 oiw-dwied OwO wamp ÚwÚ and >_< time-bewasted ^.^ wight -:33 Shaww >w< be :3 extinct with :3 age ÚwÚ and endless >_< nyight; -UwU My ÚwÚ inch >_> of x3 tapew uWu wiww >w< be buwnt ÚwÚ and >_< donye, -And ^.^ bwindfowd death ^.^ nyot let me UwU see my :33 son. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, uncwe, :3 thou x3 hast many years ^-^ to wive. -uWu GAUNT. But ^.^ nyot :3 a minute, ;;w;; King, UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ give: -ÚwÚ Showten my >_< days :3 thou ^w^ canst with sullen UwU sowwow -And xDD pwuck nyights ^-^ fwom uWu me, uWu but ^.^ nyot lend :3 a morrow; -Thou xDD can'st ^w^ hewp UwU time ^-^ to ^-^ fuwwow me with ^-^ age, -But xDD stop nyo wwinkwe in his ;;w;; piwgwimage; -x3 Thy >_> wowd :3 is cuwwent with him uWu fow my >_< death, -But OwO dead, >w< thy :3 kingdom cannyot ^-^ buy my ^.^ bweath. -KING :33 WICHAWD. x3 Thy :3 son :3 is banish'd x3 upon good >_< advice, -xDD Wheweto >w< thy :33 tongue :3 a x3 pawty-vewdict gave. -UwU Why at ^-^ ouw :33 justice >_> seem'st :3 thou then ^-^ to lour? -uWu GAUNT. OwO Things ^w^ sweet ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste ^w^ pwuv in ^.^ digestion sour. -You urg'd me as :3 a judge; uWu but I xDD had wathew -You would ^.^ have ;;w;; bid me x3 awgue >_< wike :3 a father. -:33 O, xDD had ^.^ it >_< been :3 a UwU stwangew, ^.^ nyot my OwO chiwd, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ smooth his fauwt I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe xDD miwd. -OwO A ^w^ pawtiaw :3 swandew ÚwÚ sought I ^-^ to ;;w;; avoid, -And in OwO the >_< sentence my >_> own life >w< destwoy'd. -^.^ Awas, I ^.^ wook'd when >w< some >_> of you shouwd uWu say -I ÚwÚ was xDD too :33 stwict ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< minye >_> own away; -But you >_> gave xDD weave ^-^ to my unwilling :33 tongue -uWu Against my uWu wiww ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf :3 this ^.^ wwong. -KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Cousin, faweweww; :3 and, uncwe, ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ so. ->_> Six years ^-^ we ^w^ banyish ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ go. -:33 Fwouwish. Exit KING with x3 twain ->_> AUMEWWE. uWu Cousin, faweweww; what :3 pwesence >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, -From xDD whewe you ^-^ do >_< wemain let paper show. -UwU MAWSHAW. UwU My lord, nyo xDD weave UwU take OwO I, uWu fow I uWu wiww ride -UwU As :3 faw as ^.^ wand uWu wiww let me uWu by >_> youw xDD side. -uWu GAUNT. :33 O, ^-^ to what OwO puwpose OwO dost :3 thou UwU hoawd >w< thy x3 wowds, -:33 That :3 thou returnest nyo greeting ^-^ to >w< thy uWu fwiends? -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I ^.^ have xDD too xDD few ^-^ to UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you, -When OwO the tongue's >w< office shouwd >w< be :33 pwodigaw -ÚwÚ To bweathe OwO the abundant ^-^ dowouw >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. -uWu GAUNT. x3 Thy >w< gwief :3 is uWu but >w< thy absence uWu fow :3 a xDD time. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Joy absent, >w< gwief :3 is ÚwÚ pwesent uWu fow UwU that xDD time. -uWu GAUNT. What :3 is OwO six winters? ^.^ They awe >_> quickwy gone. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ To x3 men in >_< joy; uWu but >w< gwief makes ^-^ onye hour uWu ten. -uWu GAUNT. ^-^ Caww ^.^ it :3 a ^w^ twavew UwU that :3 thou ^-^ tak'st uWu fow ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My OwO heawt uWu wiww sigh when I miscall ^.^ it so, -^w^ Which ^.^ finds ^.^ it OwO an ^-^ enfowced ^w^ piwgwimage. -uWu GAUNT. The sullen ÚwÚ passage >_> of >w< thy x3 weawy ^-^ steps -UwU Esteem as :33 foiw wherein :3 thou art ^-^ to xDD set -The pwecious >_> jewew >_> of >w< thy UwU home ^w^ wetuwn. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ wathew, every >w< tedious :33 stwide I ^-^ make -uWu Wiww uWu but wemembew me what :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of x3 wowwd -I ÚwÚ wandew ^-^ fwom OwO the jewews UwU that I wuv. -Must I ^.^ nyot sewve :3 a wong apprenticehood -ÚwÚ To foweign passages; ÚwÚ and in OwO the end, -Having my freedom, boast >_> of nyothing ewse -But UwU that I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^.^ jouwnyeyman ^-^ to x3 gwief? -uWu GAUNT. ^-^ Aww OwO pwaces UwU that OwO the eye >_> of >w< heaven :33 visits -uWu Awe ^-^ to :3 a xDD wise man ;;w;; powts ÚwÚ and x3 happy ^-^ havens. -Teach >w< thy necessity ^-^ to reason ^.^ thus: -Thewe :3 is nyo :3 viwtue >_< wike nyecessity. -:33 Think ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King >_> did ^w^ banyish ^.^ thee, -But :3 thou OwO the King. ^w^ Woe doth OwO the heaview ^-^ sit -:3 Whewe ^.^ it ;;w;; pewceives ^.^ it :3 is uWu but ;;w;; faintwy UwU home. -Go, uWu say I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee :3 fowth ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase xDD honyouw, -And ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King exil'd thee; ^w^ ow suppose -xDD Devouwing pestilence OwO hangs in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ aiw -And :3 thou art fwying ^-^ to :3 a fresher cwime. -Wook what >w< thy ^w^ souw howds ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ imaginye ^.^ it -ÚwÚ To lie UwU that uWu way :3 thou >w< goest, ^.^ nyot :3 whence :3 thou >_> com'st. -Suppose OwO the ;;w;; singing :33 biwds x3 musicians, -The :3 gwass xDD wheweon :3 thou >w< twead'st OwO the :3 pwesence strew'd, -The >_> fwowews fair uWu wadies, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ steps nyo ^-^ mowe ->w< Than :3 a >_> dewightfuw measuwe ^w^ ow :3 a UwU dance; ->_< Fow UwU gnyawwing UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath less power ^-^ to bite -The man UwU that >w< mocks at ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets ^.^ it >_> wight. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 O, ^-^ who can howd :3 a x3 fiwe in his hand -By >w< thinking uWu on OwO the ^.^ fwosty x3 Caucasus? -Ow cloy OwO the x3 hungwy >_> edge >_> of :3 appetite -By x3 bawe ^.^ imaginyation >_> of :3 a :3 feast? -Ow wawwow ^.^ nyaked in December snyow -By >w< thinking uWu on fantastic ÚwÚ summew's heat? -:33 O, no! OwO the appwehension >_> of OwO the good -Gives uWu but OwO the gweatew feeling ^-^ to OwO the >w< wowse. -x3 Feww ^.^ sowwow's tooth doth never >_> wankwe ^-^ mowe ->w< Than when ^.^ he ;;w;; bites, uWu but xDD wanceth ^.^ nyot OwO the sore. -uWu GAUNT. ^w^ Come, xDD come, my UwU son, I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu on >w< thy way. -Had I >w< thy ^-^ youtwi ÚwÚ and ^-^ cause, I would ^.^ nyot >_> stay. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Then, England's >w< gwound, faweweww; ^w^ sweet soiw, >w< adieu; -UwU My mothew, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ nyuwse, UwU that uWu beaws me x3 yet! -x3 Whewe'ew I wander, boast >_> of :3 this I ^w^ can: -^-^ Though banish'd, ÚwÚ yet :3 a twuebown Engwish xDD man. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. -Wondon. The couwt - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, with BAGOT ÚwÚ and GREEN, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; -ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF ^w^ AUMEWWE at another - -KING :33 WICHAWD. We >_> did uWu obsewve. Cousin Aumewwe, -OwO How :3 faw ^w^ bwought you UwU high ^.^ Hewefowd uWu on his ^w^ way? ->_> AUMEWWE. I ^w^ bwought UwU high Hereford, ^-^ if you caww him so, -But ^-^ to OwO the next UwU high >_< way, ÚwÚ and there I weft >_> him. -KING :33 WICHAWD. And ÚwÚ say, what ^.^ stowe >_> of pawting ;;w;; teaws ;;w;; wewe >_< shed? ->_> AUMEWWE. OwO Faith, UwU nyonye uWu fow me; ^-^ except OwO the nyowth-east wind, -^w^ Which then blew bitterly x3 against ^-^ ouw :3 faces, -Awak'd OwO the sweeping rheum, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu by uWu chance -OwO Did OwO gwace ^-^ ouw >w< howwow pawting with :3 a tear. -KING :33 WICHAWD. What ^w^ said ^-^ ouw cousin when you x3 pawted with OwO him? ->_> AUMEWWE. >_< 'Faweweww.' -And, uWu fow my OwO heawt ^-^ disdainyed UwU that my :33 tongue -;;w;; Shouwd OwO so ^.^ pwofanye OwO the ;;w;; wowd, UwU that ^w^ taught me >w< cwaft -ÚwÚ To >w< countewfeit oppression >_> of such >w< gwief -:33 That uWu wowds >w< seem'd buwied in my ^.^ sowwow's ^-^ gwave. -x3 Mawwy, would OwO the >_> wowd 'farewell' ^.^ have ÚwÚ wength'nyed ^w^ houws -And ÚwÚ added years ^-^ to his ^-^ showt ;;w;; banyishment, -ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have xDD had :3 a vowume >_> of :3 fawewewws; -But >_< since ^.^ it would ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he xDD had UwU nyonye >_> of >_> me. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ ouw uWu cousin, UwU cousin; uWu but 'tis UwU doubt, -When UwU time uWu shaww caww him UwU home ^-^ fwom ;;w;; banyishment, -:3 Whethew ^-^ ouw x3 kinsman come ^-^ to UwU see his >_< fwiends. -UwU Ouwsewf, ÚwÚ and >w< Bushy, xDD Bagot ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gween, -Obsewv'd his courtship ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common :33 peopwe; -OwO How ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD dive OwO into theiw hearts -x3 With humbwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ famiwiaw xDD couwtesy; -What uWu wevewence ^.^ he >_> did thwow away uWu on ;;w;; swaves, -ÚwÚ Wooing UwU poow xDD cwaftsmen with OwO the >w< cwaft >_> of >_> smiwes -And uWu patient UwU undewbeawing >_> of his OwO fowtunye, -UwU As 'twere ^-^ to ^w^ banyish theiw ^w^ affects with >_> him. -^-^ Off :33 goes his bonnyet ^-^ to OwO an ^.^ oystew-wench; -OwO A >w< bwace >_> of ^.^ dwaymen ;;w;; bid :3 God ÚwÚ speed him ;;w;; weww -And xDD had OwO the twibute >_> of his UwU suppwe xDD knyee, -x3 With 'Thanks, my countrymen, my :33 woving >w< fwiends'; -UwU As ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw ^.^ Engwand in ÚwÚ wevewsion his, -And ^.^ he ^-^ ouw :33 subjects' next degree in :33 hope. -GREEN. Weww, ^.^ he :3 is gone; ÚwÚ and with him >w< go ^.^ these :3 thoughts! -Nyow uWu fow OwO the rebels ;;w;; which ^.^ stand >_< out in UwU Iwewand, ->w< Expedient manage >w< must >w< be made, my UwU wiege, -Ewe further :3 weisuwe yicld them further :3 means ->_< Fow theiw ^w^ advantage ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO Highnyess' loss. -KING :33 WICHAWD. We uWu wiww ouwsewf in person ^-^ to :3 this waw; -And, uWu fow ^-^ ouw coffers, with xDD too gweat :3 a couwt -And >_> wibewaw :3 wawgess, awe UwU gwown uWu somewhat >_< wight, -We awe ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ to ^.^ fawm ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw :3 weawm; -The OwO wevenyue ^w^ wheweof uWu shaww >_> fuwnyish OwO us ->_< Fow ^-^ ouw affairs in hand. >w< If UwU that come showt, -Our ÚwÚ substitutes at UwU home uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU bwank >_> chawtews; ->_> Wheweto, when uWu they uWu shaww xDD knyow what x3 men awe rich, -^.^ They uWu shaww ^w^ subscwibe them uWu fow uWu wawge ÚwÚ sums >_> of ^.^ gowd, -And ^-^ send them aftew ^-^ to :3 suppwy ^-^ ouw >_< wants; ->_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make uWu fow >_< Iwewand >_> pwesentwy. - -x3 Entew OwO BUSHY - ->w< Bushy, what x3 nyews? ->w< BUSHY. Old uWu John >_> of :33 Gaunt :3 is grievous >_< sick, my lord, -Suddenly >_< taken; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent xDD poste-haste -ÚwÚ To entweat >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to >w< visit >_> him. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Whewe :3 wies x3 he? ->w< BUSHY. ^.^ At Ewy >_< House. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Nyow >w< put it, God, in OwO the x3 physician's :33 mind -ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp him ^-^ to his grave immediately! -The winying >_> of his OwO coffews uWu shaww ^-^ make ;;w;; coats -ÚwÚ To xDD deck ^-^ ouw xDD sowdiews uWu fow ^.^ these Iwish ;;w;; waws. -^w^ Come, gentlemen, wet's >w< aww >w< go >w< visit >_> him. -;;w;; Pway :3 God ^-^ we ^-^ may ^-^ make haste, ÚwÚ and come xDD too uWu wate! -ALL. UwU Amen. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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Ewy House - -x3 Entew >w< JOHN >_< OF >_< GAUNT, >_< sick, with OwO the DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, etc. - -uWu GAUNT. uWu Wiww OwO the UwU King xDD come, UwU that I ^-^ may bweathe my last -UwU In >_> whowesome counsew ^-^ to his >w< unstaid ^-^ youth? -^.^ YOWK. :3 Vex ^.^ nyot OwO youwsewf, :3 nyow ^-^ stwive ^.^ nyot with >_> youw >w< bweath; ->_< Fow >w< aww in vain comes counsew ^-^ to his OwO eaw. -uWu GAUNT. :33 O, uWu but uWu they uWu say OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of ^.^ dying x3 men -xDD Enfowce attention >_< wike ^-^ deep >w< hawmony. -:3 Whewe uWu wowds awe xDD scawce, uWu they awe uWu sewdom spent in :3 vain; ->_< Fow uWu they bweathe >w< twuth UwU that bweathe theiw uWu wowds >w< -in >w< pain. -ÚwÚ He UwU that nyo ^-^ mowe >w< must uWu say :3 is ;;w;; wisten'd ^-^ mowe ->w< Than uWu they xDD whom xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> ease ^.^ have ^w^ taught ^-^ to >_> gwose; -Mowe awe xDD men's ends OwO mawk'd than theiw ;;w;; wives >_> befowe. -The setting >_> sun, ÚwÚ and music at OwO the OwO cwose, -UwU As OwO the last ÚwÚ taste >_> of :3 sweets, :3 is x3 sweetest ^w^ wast, -:3 Wwit in wemembwance ^-^ mowe than >w< things wong ^.^ past. -^-^ Though Richard my :3 wife's counsew would ^.^ nyot OwO heaw, -UwU My >_> death's >_> sad xDD tawe ^-^ may ÚwÚ yet >_< undeaf his OwO eaw. -^.^ YOWK. Nyo; ^.^ it :3 is stopp'd with uWu othew :3 fwattewing :3 sounds, -UwU As pwaises, >_> of uWu whose ÚwÚ taste OwO the xDD wise awe uWu fond, -:3 Wascivious x3 metwes, ^-^ to uWu whose venyom :33 sound -The open ear >_> of xDD youth doth :33 awways listen; -Report >_> of ^-^ fashions in >_> pwoud >_< Itawy, -uWu Whose ^-^ mannyews still ^-^ ouw tawdy UwU apish >w< nyation ->_< Wimps aftew in base >w< imitation. -:3 Whewe doth OwO the x3 wowwd OwO thwust :3 fowth :3 a vanity- -^w^ So ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ nyew, :33 thewe's nyo >_< wespect how viwe- -:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> quickwy :3 buzz'd OwO into his ;;w;; eaws? -;;w;; Then >w< aww xDD too ^.^ wate comes counsew ^-^ to >w< be heard -:3 Whewe uWu wiww doth UwU mutiny with UwU wit's uWu wegawd. ->w< Diwect ^.^ nyot him uWu whose uWu way ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww uWu choose. -^.^ 'Tis >_> bweath :3 thou uWu wack'st, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> bweath xDD wiwt :3 thou lose. -uWu GAUNT. x3 Methinks I x3 am :3 a prophet OwO nyew UwU inspiw'd, -And ;;w;; thus expiring ^-^ do foweteww >_> of UwU him: -His wash fiewce ^-^ bwaze >_> of uWu wiot cannyot ^w^ wast, ->_< Fow viowent fiwes >_> soon >_< buwn >_< out :3 themsewves; -^w^ Smaww uWu showews last long, uWu but ^w^ sudden stowms awe ^-^ showt; -ÚwÚ He >w< tiwes uWu betimes UwU that ^w^ spuws xDD too fast x3 betimes; -x3 With OwO eagew OwO feeding >_< food doth uWu choke OwO the feedew; -Wight uWu vanyity, :33 insatiate cowmowant, -Consuming means, >_> soon preys x3 upon itself. -:3 This :33 woyaw UwU thwonye >_> of ÚwÚ kings, :3 this >w< scept'wed ÚwÚ iswe, -:3 This :3 eawth >_> of ^-^ majesty, :3 this x3 seat >_> of xDD Maws, -:3 This uWu othew UwU Eden, xDD demi-pawadise, -:3 This >_> fowtwess built uWu by :3 Nyatuwe uWu fow x3 hewsewf -uWu Against ÚwÚ infection ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of war, -:3 This x3 happy breed >_> of ^-^ men, :3 this wittwe UwU wowwd, -:3 This pwecious stonye xDD set in OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew >_< sea, -^w^ Which sewves ^.^ it in OwO the >w< office >_> of :3 a waww, -Ow as :3 a xDD moat xDD defensive ^-^ to :3 a OwO house, -uWu Against OwO the >_< envy >_> of less happier wands; -:3 This bwessed pwot, :3 this :3 eawth, :3 this >_> weawm, :3 this >_> Engwand, -:3 This ^w^ nyuwse, :3 this ÚwÚ teeming >_> womb >_> of :33 woyaw ÚwÚ kings, -;;w;; Feaw'd uWu by theiw bweed, ÚwÚ and :3 famous uWu by theiw birth, -Renowned uWu fow theiw deeds as :3 faw ^-^ fwom home, ->_< Fow ÚwÚ Chwistian service ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^-^ chivawwy, -UwU As :3 is OwO the ^.^ sepuwchwe in :3 stubbown Jewwy -x3 Of OwO the world's wansom, bwessed ÚwÚ Mawy's uWu Son; -:3 This ^.^ wand >_> of such dear souls, :3 this dear dear wand, -UwU Deaw uWu fow xDD hew weputation OwO thwough OwO the UwU wowwd, -^-^ Is :3 nyow >_> weas'd out-I die pronouncing >_> it- -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a x3 tenyement ^w^ ow xDD pewting farm. ->_> Engwand, bound in with OwO the triumphant >_< sea, -uWu Whose uWu wocky showe x3 beats xDD back OwO the ÚwÚ envious ^w^ siege -x3 Of wat'wy Neptune, :3 is :3 nyow bound in with shame, -x3 With ÚwÚ inky >_> bwots ÚwÚ and rotten parchment ^.^ bonds; -:33 That >_> Engwand, UwU that ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to OwO conquew >w< othews, -;;w;; Hath :3 made :3 a shameful :3 conquest >_> of itself. -xDD Ah, would OwO the OwO scandaw vanyish with my xDD wife, -OwO How x3 happy then ;;w;; wewe my >w< ensuing >_< death! - -x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ and QUEEN, ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, BUSHY, GREEN, uWu BAGOT, ->_< Woss, ÚwÚ and WIWWOUGHBY - -^.^ YOWK. The UwU King :3 is x3 come; ^-^ deaw mildly with his youth, ->_< Fow x3 young ^.^ hot :33 cowts being uWu wag'd ^-^ do ;;w;; wage OwO the more. -x3 QUEEN. OwO How fares ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe uncwe >w< Wancastew? -KING :33 WICHAWD. What UwU comfowt, man? OwO How :3 is't with ;;w;; aged ^w^ Gaunt? -uWu GAUNT. :33 O, how UwU that name uWu befits my xDD composition! -Old :3 Gaunt, UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and ^.^ gaunt in being ^.^ owd. -xDD Within me >w< gwief ;;w;; hath ^-^ kept :3 a >w< tedious uWu fast; -And ^-^ who abstains ^-^ fwom meat UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot gaunt? ->_< Fow sweeping ^.^ Engwand wong UwU time ^.^ have I watch'd; -^w^ Watching >_> bweeds ^-^ weannyess, weannyess :3 is OwO an OwO gaunt. -The ^w^ pweasuwe UwU that >w< some fathews :33 feed x3 upon -^-^ Is my :33 stwict fast-I UwU mean my ^-^ chiwdwen's :3 wooks; -And :3 thewein ^w^ fasting, x3 hast :3 thou :3 made me OwO gaunt. -:33 Gaunt x3 am I uWu fow OwO the :33 gwave, ^.^ gaunt as :3 a :33 gwave, -uWu Whose >w< howwow >_> womb >_> inhewits UwU nyought uWu but >_< bonyes. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Can uWu sick x3 men xDD pway OwO so ;;w;; nyicewy with theiw names? -uWu GAUNT. No, >w< misewy makes uWu spowt ^-^ to xDD mock ^.^ itsewf: -x3 Since :3 thou OwO dost >w< seek ^-^ to :33 kiww my name in uWu me, -I xDD mock my uWu nyame, gweat ^-^ king, ^-^ to fwattew thee. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ dying x3 men fwattew with x3 those UwU that live? -uWu GAUNT. No, no; x3 men :3 wiving fwattew x3 those UwU that ^-^ die. -KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Thou, :3 nyow a-dying, >_> sayest :3 thou flatterest >_> me. -uWu GAUNT. :33 O, no! :3 thou diest, >w< though I OwO the sickew UwU be. -KING :33 WICHAWD. I x3 am in ^.^ heawth, I x3 bweathe, ÚwÚ and UwU see ÚwÚ thee ill. -uWu GAUNT. Nyow ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 made me knows I UwU see ÚwÚ thee x3 iww; -^w^ Iww in ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >_> see, ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ thee >_< seeing ill. -x3 Thy death-bed :3 is nyo ^.^ wessew than >w< thy ^.^ wand -OwO Whewein :3 thou ^-^ wiest in weputation uWu sick; -And thou, xDD too >_> cawewess uWu patient as :3 thou :3 awt, -:33 Commit'st >w< thy >_> anyointed ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the cure -x3 Of x3 those :3 physicians UwU that ^.^ fiwst >_< wounded ÚwÚ thee: -OwO A ^w^ thousand ^w^ fwattewews ^-^ sit within >w< thy UwU cwown, -uWu Whose ^w^ compass :3 is nyo :3 biggew than >w< thy ÚwÚ head; -And >_> yet, ;;w;; incaged in OwO so small :3 a uWu vewge, -The ^.^ waste :3 is nyo whit ^.^ wessew than >w< thy land. -:33 O, xDD had >w< thy :3 gwandsiwe with :3 a prophet's eye ->_< Seen how his son's :3 son shouwd >_< destwoy his OwO sons, -From :3 fowth >w< thy weach ^.^ he would ^.^ have >_> waid >w< thy shame, -Deposing ÚwÚ thee before :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_> possess'd, -^w^ Which art ^-^ possess'd :3 nyow ^-^ to depose thysewf. -ÚwÚ Why, uWu cousin, ^w^ wewt :3 thou uWu wegent >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to let :3 this ^.^ wand uWu by OwO wease; -But uWu fow >w< thy x3 wowwd xDD enjoying uWu but :3 this wand, -^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe than ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame ^.^ it so? -Wandwowd >_> of ^.^ Engwand art :3 thou nyow, ^.^ nyot King. -x3 Thy OwO state >_> of OwO waw :3 is bondswave ^-^ to OwO the waw; -And ;;w;; thou- -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A UwU wunyatic wean-witted fool, -;;w;; Pwesuming uWu on OwO an >_< ague's privilege, -ÚwÚ Dawest with >w< thy OwO fwozen OwO admonyition -UwU Make OwO pawe ^-^ ouw cheek, :3 chasing OwO the :33 woyaw UwU bwood -x3 With :3 fuwy ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ nyative wesidence. -Nyow uWu by my :3 seat's ^.^ wight :33 woyaw ^-^ majesty, -OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot bwothew ^-^ to gweat x3 Edwawd's UwU son, -:3 This :33 tongue UwU that runs OwO so ^.^ woundwy in >w< thy head -;;w;; Shouwd run >w< thy head ^-^ fwom >w< thy unwevewent >_> shouwdews. -uWu GAUNT. :33 O, uWu Spawe me ;;w;; nyot, my bwothew x3 Edwawd's UwU son, ->_< Fow UwU that I ÚwÚ was his fathew x3 Edwawd's :3 son; -:33 That UwU bwood uWu awweady, >_< wike OwO the xDD pewican, -xDD Hast :3 thou OwO tapp'd out, ÚwÚ and ^w^ dwunkenwy :3 cawous'd. -UwU My bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ;;w;; pwain well-meaning x3 souw- -x3 Whom fair befall in >w< heaven 'mongst x3 happy souls!- -May >w< be :3 a OwO pwecedent ÚwÚ and witness good -:33 That :3 thou ^.^ wespect'st ^.^ nyot spilling x3 Edwawd's bwood. -Join with OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent sicknyess UwU that I ^.^ have; -And >w< thy unkindness >w< be >_< wike crooked ^-^ age, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ cwop at UwU once :3 a xDD too wong withered OwO fwowew. -Live in >w< thy shame, uWu but die ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame with thee! -^.^ These uWu wowds heweaftew >w< thy OwO towmentows xDD be! -uWu Convey me ^-^ to my :33 bed, then ^-^ to my ^-^ gwave. -^-^ Wuv uWu they ^-^ to live UwU that love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw have. -Exit, ÚwÚ bownye >_< out uWu by his attendants -KING :33 WICHAWD. And let them die UwU that :3 age ÚwÚ and ^.^ suwwens ^.^ have; ->_< Fow uWu both x3 hast thou, ÚwÚ and uWu both ÚwÚ become OwO the ^-^ gwave. -^.^ YOWK. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty :33 impute his uWu wowds -ÚwÚ To wayward sickwinyess ÚwÚ and :3 age in >_> him. -ÚwÚ He loves you, uWu on my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and howds you dear -UwU As Hawwy UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he here. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Right, you uWu say ÚwÚ twue: as OwO Hewefowd's love, OwO so his; -UwU As theirs, OwO so mine; ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< be as ^.^ it is. - -x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My UwU wiege, ^.^ owd :33 Gaunt ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. -KING :33 WICHAWD. What :33 says x3 he? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO nyothing; >w< aww :3 is ^w^ said. -His :33 tongue :3 is :3 nyow :3 a :33 stwingwess instrument; ->w< Wowds, xDD wife, ÚwÚ and aww, ^.^ owd :3 Wancastew ;;w;; hath >w< spent. -^.^ YOWK. Be uWu Yowk OwO the next UwU that >w< must >w< be bankrupt so! -^-^ Though death >w< be xDD poow, ^.^ it ends :3 a x3 mowtaw ^w^ woe. -KING :33 WICHAWD. The ripest fwuit ^.^ fiwst falls, ÚwÚ and OwO so doth xDD he; -His UwU time :3 is x3 spent, ^-^ ouw x3 piwgwimage >w< must UwU be. -^w^ So >w< much uWu fow ;;w;; that. Nyow uWu fow ^-^ ouw Iwish ;;w;; waws. -We >w< must >_> suppwant x3 those xDD wough wug-headed kerns, -^w^ Which live >_< wike venyom xDD whewe nyo venyom ewse -But only uWu they ^.^ have UwU pwiviwege ^-^ to wive. -And uWu fow ^.^ these gweat affairs ^-^ do ÚwÚ ask >w< some chawge, -Towawds ^-^ ouw ;;w;; assistance ^-^ we ^-^ do ÚwÚ seize ^-^ to OwO us -The ;;w;; pwate, >w< coin, wevenyues, ÚwÚ and OwO muvabwes, -^.^ Wheweof ^-^ ouw uncwe :33 Gaunt >_> did ^.^ stand >w< possess'd. -^.^ YOWK. OwO How wong uWu shaww I >w< be :33 patient? xDD Ah, how wong -:33 Shaww >w< tendew >_> duty ^-^ make me suffer wrong? -:3 Nyot :33 Gwoucestew's >_< death, :3 nyow OwO Hewefowd's ;;w;; banyishment, -Nyow Gaunt's >_< webukes, :3 nyow England's pwivate wwongs, -Nyow OwO the prevention >_> of UwU poow :3 Bowingbwoke -About his mawwiage, :3 nyow my >_> own UwU disgwace, ->_< Have >w< evew :3 made me ^w^ souw my uWu patient ^-^ cheek -Ow ^-^ bend ^-^ onye wwinkwe uWu on my >_< suvweign's face. -I x3 am OwO the last >_> of x3 nyobwe x3 Edwawd's OwO sons, -x3 Of xDD whom >w< thy fathew, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, ÚwÚ was >_> fiwst. -UwU In OwO waw ÚwÚ was never x3 wion uWu wag'd ^-^ mowe >_< fiewce, -UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ was never gentwe ÚwÚ wamb ^-^ mowe >_< miwd, ->w< Than ÚwÚ was UwU that x3 young ÚwÚ and >_< pwincewy gentleman. -His ;;w;; face :3 thou hast, uWu fow x3 even OwO so ^.^ wook'd >_< he, -^-^ Accompwish'd with OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of >w< thy :3 houws; -But when ^.^ he >_< fwown'd, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 against OwO the xDD Fwench -And ^.^ nyot x3 against his >_< fwiends. His x3 nyobwe hand -OwO Did ^.^ win what ^.^ he >_> did UwU spend, ÚwÚ and spent ^.^ nyot UwU that -^w^ Which his triumphant >_< fathew's hand xDD had x3 won. -His ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe OwO guiwty >_> of nyo UwU kindwed blood, -But bwoody with OwO the >_> enyemies >_> of his kin. -:3 O OwO Wichawd! uWu Yowk :3 is xDD too :3 faw gonye with gwief, -Ow ewse ^.^ he never would compawe :33 between- -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, uncwe, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -^.^ YOWK. :3 O my UwU wiege, -Pawdon uWu me, ^-^ if you pwease; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, pleas'd -:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD pawdonyed, x3 am ^.^ content :3 withaw. ->_< Seek you ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize ÚwÚ and gripe OwO into >_> youw ^.^ hands -The x3 woyawties ÚwÚ and ^-^ wights >_> of banish'd ^w^ Hewefowd? -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :33 Gaunt ;;w;; dead? ÚwÚ and doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ Hewefowd live? ->_> Was ^.^ nyot :33 Gaunt ^w^ just? ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ nyot Hawwy :3 twue? -OwO Did ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ onye deserve ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO an OwO heiw? -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot his ÚwÚ heiw :3 a uWu weww-desewving xDD son? -;;w;; Take OwO Hewefowd's ^-^ wights ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and UwU take ^-^ fwom Time -His chawtews ÚwÚ and his >_< customawy xDD wights; ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot to-morrow then ensue ^-^ to-day; -Be ^.^ nyot :3 thysewf-fow how art :3 thou :3 a ;;w;; king -But uWu by fair >w< sequence ÚwÚ and succession? -Nyow, afore God-God fowbid I uWu say xDD twue!- ->w< If you ^-^ do >w< wwongfuwwy ÚwÚ seize OwO Hewefowd's rights, -^-^ Caww in OwO the letters patents UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath -By his >_< attownyeys-genyewaw ^-^ to >w< sue -His x3 wivewy, ÚwÚ and deny his x3 off'wed homage, -You xDD pwuck :3 a ^w^ thousand dangews uWu on >_> youw uWu head, -You wose :3 a ^w^ thousand weww-disposed hearts, -And :3 pwick my >w< tendew >_< patience ^-^ to x3 those >_> thoughts -^w^ Which uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and :33 awwegiance cannyot uWu think. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 Think what you wiww, ^-^ we ÚwÚ seize OwO into ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands -His ;;w;; pwate, his >_< goods, his >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and his :33 wands. -^.^ YOWK. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu by OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. UwU My UwU wiege, faweweww. -What uWu wiww ensue xDD heweof :33 thewe's UwU nyonye can UwU teww; -But uWu by OwO bad courses ^-^ may >w< be understood -:33 That theiw >w< events can never ^-^ faww >_< out :33 good. Exit -KING :33 WICHAWD. Go, >w< Bushy, ^-^ to OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe ;;w;; stwaight; -UwU Bid him wepaiw ^-^ to OwO us ^-^ to Ewy House -ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this :33 businyess. >w< To-mowwow next -We uWu wiww uWu fow :3 Iwewand; ÚwÚ and 'tis UwU time, I uWu twow. -And ^-^ we ^w^ cweate, in absence >_> of ^w^ ouwsewf, -Our Uncle uWu Yowk Wowd :33 Guvwnyow >_> of England; ->_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is UwU just, ÚwÚ and :33 awways :33 wov'd OwO us :33 weww. -Come OwO on, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; queen; to-morrow >w< must ^-^ we part; -Be uWu mewwy, uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU time >_> of stay :3 is short. -:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt xDD KING, QUEEN, BUSHY, ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, -GREEN, ÚwÚ and BAGOT -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Weww, x3 wowds, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :3 Wancastew :3 is UwU dead. -Ross. And :3 wiving :33 too; uWu fow :3 nyow his :3 son :3 is >_> Duke. -^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. ;;w;; Bawewy in titwe, ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; wevenyues. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Wichwy in ^.^ both, ^-^ if :33 justice xDD had xDD hew >_> wight. -:3 WOSS. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is OwO gweat; uWu but ^.^ it >w< must >_< bweak with :3 siwence, -Ere't >w< be OwO disbuwdenyed with :3 a >_> wibewaw OwO tongue. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Nyay, speak >w< thy mind; ÚwÚ and let him :33 nye'ew speak ^-^ mowe -:33 That ^-^ speaks >w< thy uWu wowds UwU again ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee harm! -^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. :3 Tends UwU that :3 thou wouldst speak ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Hewefowd? ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, >_< out with ^.^ it ^.^ bowdwy, >w< man; -OwO Quick :3 is >_< minye ear ^-^ to hear >_> of good towards >_> him. -:3 WOSS. :3 Nyo good at >w< aww UwU that I can ^-^ do uWu fow him; ->_< Unwess you caww ^.^ it good ^-^ to ^-^ pity ^w^ him, -Bereft ÚwÚ and ^.^ gewded >_> of his patwimony. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyow, afore God, 'tis ÚwÚ shame such ^-^ wwongs awe ÚwÚ bownye -UwU In ^w^ him, :3 a :33 woyaw ^w^ pwince, ÚwÚ and many uWu moe -x3 Of x3 nyobwe UwU bwood in :3 this >w< decwinying land. -The UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot himself, uWu but basewy wed -By fwattewews; ÚwÚ and what uWu they uWu wiww xDD infowm, ->_< Mewewy in ^.^ hate, >w< 'gainst ^-^ any >_> of OwO us >_> an, -:33 That uWu wiww OwO the UwU King severely >w< pwosecute -'Gainst >w< us, ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ^-^ ouw ^-^ chiwdwen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw heiws. -:3 WOSS. The x3 commons ;;w;; hath ^.^ he :33 piww'd with grievous taxes; -And ^-^ quite lost theiw ^.^ heawts; OwO the nobles ;;w;; hath ^.^ he find ->_< Fow ÚwÚ ancient quarrels ÚwÚ and ^-^ quite lost theiw ^-^ heawts. -^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. And ;;w;; daiwy OwO nyew UwU exactions awe :3 devis'd, -UwU As ^.^ bwanks, OwO benyevowences, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot what; -But what, :3 a God's uWu nyame, doth ÚwÚ become >_> of uWu this? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Waws ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^.^ wasted it, uWu fow warr'd ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; nyot, -But basewy >w< yiewded x3 upon compwomise -:33 That ;;w;; which his x3 nyobwe ^w^ ancestows >_< achiev'd with OwO bwows. -Mowe ;;w;; hath ^.^ he spent in xDD peace than uWu they in ;;w;; waws. -:3 WOSS. The Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe ;;w;; hath OwO the >_< weawm in farm. -^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. The King's UwU gwown bankrupt >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bwoken xDD man. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Wepwoach ÚwÚ and x3 dissowution >_> hangeth xDD uvw >_> him. -:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot money uWu fow ^.^ these Iwish ^w^ waws, -His ;;w;; buwdenyous :33 taxations ^.^ nyotwithstanding, -But uWu by OwO the wobbing >_> of OwO the banish'd >_> Duke. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. His x3 nyobwe kinsman-most >w< degenyewate king! -But, x3 wowds, ^-^ we hear :3 this xDD feawfuw ^w^ tempest sing, ->_> Yet >w< seek nyo shewtew ^-^ to UwU avoid OwO the storm; -We UwU see OwO the ^.^ wind ^-^ sit >_> sowe x3 upon ^-^ ouw sails, -And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we strike ;;w;; nyot, uWu but OwO secuwewy UwU pewish. -:3 WOSS. We UwU see OwO the vewy :3 wweck UwU that ^-^ we >w< must ^w^ suffew; -And ^w^ unyavoided :3 is OwO the danger :3 nyow ->_< Fow suffewing OwO so OwO the ÚwÚ causes >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wweck. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Nyot >w< so; x3 even OwO thwough OwO the >w< howwow eyes >_> of death -I UwU spy life ^.^ peewing; uWu but I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say -OwO How ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >_< tidings >_> of ^-^ ouw comfort is. -^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. ;;w;; Nyay, let OwO us share >w< thy >_> thoughts as :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ ouws. -:3 WOSS. Be >w< confident ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. -We three awe uWu but ÚwÚ thysewf, :3 and, ;;w;; speaking so, -x3 Thy uWu wowds awe uWu but as xDD thoughts; OwO thewefowe >w< be bold. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom We Port xDD Bwanc, :3 a :33 bay -UwU In >_> Bwittany, receiv'd ;;w;; intewwigence -:33 That Hawwy UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, uWu Wainyowd Wowd ÚwÚ Cobham, -:33 That ^.^ wate x3 bwoke ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Exetew, -His :33 bwothew, Awchbishop ^.^ wate >_> of Cantewbuwy, -Sir ÚwÚ Thomas uWu Ewpingham, Sir uWu John Ramston, -Sir uWu John x3 Nyowbewy, Sir ;;w;; Wobewt Waterton, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Fwancis x3 Quoint- -^-^ Aww :33 these, ;;w;; weww furnish'd uWu by OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Bwitainye, -x3 With eight taww ;;w;; ships, three ^w^ thousand x3 men >_> of war, -uWu Awe :33 making UwU hithew with >w< aww :3 due OwO expedience, -And :33 showtwy UwU mean ^-^ to ^.^ touch ^-^ ouw nyowthewn UwU showe. -Perhaps uWu they xDD had ewe this, uWu but UwU that uWu they stay -The ^.^ fiwst >_< depawting >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu fow >_< Iwewand. ->w< If then ^-^ we uWu shaww >_< shake x3 off ^-^ ouw slavish yoke, -Imp >_< out ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwooping ^-^ countwy's ^w^ bwoken ;;w;; wing, -:3 Wedeem ^-^ fwom :3 bwoking ^.^ pawn OwO the ^-^ bwemish'd UwU cwown, -;;w;; Wipe x3 off OwO the ^.^ dust UwU that hides ^-^ ouw :33 sceptwe's UwU giwt, -And ^-^ make UwU high majesty ÚwÚ wook >_< wike itself, -:3 Away with me in OwO post ^-^ to Ravenspurgh; -But ^-^ if you faint, as feawing ^-^ to ^-^ do so, -uWu Stay ÚwÚ and >w< be secwet, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww ^.^ go. -:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ To OwO howse, ^-^ to OwO howse! Uwge :33 doubts ^-^ to them UwU that fear. -^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. Hold >_< out my OwO howse, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ fiwst >w< be ^.^ thewe. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. -Windsor >_> Castwe - -x3 Entew QUEEN, BUSHY, ÚwÚ and BAGOT - ->w< BUSHY. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw uWu Majesty :3 is xDD too >w< much :33 sad. -You ^-^ pwomis'd, when you x3 pawted with OwO the ;;w;; King, -ÚwÚ To uWu way ^w^ aside ^w^ wife-hawming heavinyess -And UwU entewtain :3 a cheerful disposition. -x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ To >w< pwease OwO the ;;w;; King, I did; ^-^ to >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf -I cannyot ^-^ do xDD it; ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow nyo cause -UwU Why I shouwd ^-^ wewcome such :3 a uWu guest as gwief, -ÚwÚ Save >_> bidding faweweww ^-^ to OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a uWu guest -UwU As my ^w^ sweet >_< Wichawd. >_> Yet UwU again >w< methinks -uWu Some unborn xDD sowwow, wipe in >_< fowtunye's uWu womb, -^-^ Is UwU coming towards uWu me, ÚwÚ and my >_< inwawd ^w^ souw -x3 With nyothing ^w^ twembwes. ^.^ At >w< some xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves -Mowe than with pawting ^-^ fwom my lord OwO the King. ->w< BUSHY. >_> Each xDD substance >_> of :3 a >w< gwief ;;w;; hath twenty ^-^ shadows, -^w^ Which >w< shows >_< wike >w< gwief itself, uWu but :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; ->_< Fow ^.^ sowwow's eye, glazed with :33 bwinding >_< teaws, -Divides ^-^ onye xDD thing uWu entiwe ^-^ to many objects, -;;w;; Wike perspectives which, >w< wightwy x3 gaz'd OwO upon, -Show nyothing uWu but confusion-ey'd >w< awwy, ->_< Distinguish fowm. ^w^ So >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu Majesty, -OwO Wooking awry x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's depawtuwe, -Find >_> shapes >_> of >w< gwief ^-^ mowe than ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to UwU waiw; ->w< Which, ^.^ wook'd uWu on as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, :3 is UwU nyought uWu but ^w^ shadows -x3 Of what ^.^ it :3 is not. >_> Then, >_> thwice-gwacious uWu Queen, -Mowe than >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's ^.^ depawtuwe weep not-more :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 seen; -Ow ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ be, 'tis with false ^.^ sowwow's eye, -^w^ Which uWu fow >w< things OwO twue ÚwÚ weeps >w< things >w< imaginyawy. -x3 QUEEN. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be >w< so; uWu but ÚwÚ yet my >_< inwawd ^w^ souw -^.^ Pewsuades me ^.^ it :3 is uWu othewwise. ^.^ Howe'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, -I cannyot uWu but >w< be x3 sad; OwO so :33 heavy >_> sad -^.^ As-though, uWu on ^-^ thinking, uWu on nyo ^w^ thought I ^w^ think- -:3 Makes me with :33 heavy nyothing ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and x3 shwink. ->w< BUSHY. ^.^ 'Tis nyothing uWu but conceit, my >_< gwacious >_< wady. -x3 QUEEN. ^.^ 'Tis nyothing wess: uWu conceit :3 is still deriv'd -From >w< some fowefathew gwief; >_< minye :3 is ^.^ nyot so, ->_< Fow nyothing ;;w;; hath ;;w;; begot my xDD something gwief, -Ow xDD something ;;w;; hath OwO the nyothing UwU that I ^w^ gwieve; -^.^ 'Tis in ÚwÚ wevewsion UwU that I ^-^ do ^w^ possess- -But what ^.^ it :3 is UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO knyown what, -I cannyot ;;w;; nyame; 'tis OwO nyamewess x3 woe, I :3 wot. - -x3 Entew GREEN - -GREEN. :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww met, >_< gentwemen. -I >w< hope OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet shipp'd uWu fow >_< Iwewand. -x3 QUEEN. UwU Why hopest :3 thou so? ^.^ 'Tis better >w< hope ^.^ he >_> is; ->_< Fow his designs crave haste, his haste good :33 hope. -;;w;; Then xDD whewefowe OwO dost :3 thou >w< hope ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ shipp'd? -GREEN. :33 That >_< he, ^-^ ouw hope, UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; wetiw'd his power -And >_> dwiven OwO into ^.^ despaiw OwO an enemy's >w< hope -OwO Who stwongwy ;;w;; hath xDD set >w< footing in :3 this land. -The banish'd :3 Bowingbwoke repeals himself, -And with uplifted ÚwÚ awms :3 is xDD safe awwiv'd -^.^ At Ravenspurgh. -x3 QUEEN. Nyow :3 God in >w< heaven forbid! -GREEN. xDD Ah, UwU madam, 'tis xDD too true; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is ^.^ wowse, -The Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, his :3 son x3 young ^-^ Henwy :3 Pewcy, -The ^.^ Wowds >_> of >_< Woss, >_< Beaumond, ÚwÚ and Willoughby, -x3 With >w< aww theiw >w< powewfuw fwiends, awe xDD fwed ^-^ to >_> him. ->w< BUSHY. UwU Why ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot pwocwaim'd Northumberland -And >w< aww OwO the west UwU wevowted >w< faction ^-^ twaitows? -GREEN. We ^.^ have; wheweupon OwO the Eaww >_> of ^w^ Wowcestew -;;w;; Hath ^w^ bwoken his staff, wesign'd his OwO stewawdship, -And >w< aww OwO the househowd ^-^ sewvants xDD fwed with him -ÚwÚ To :3 Bowingbwoke. -x3 QUEEN. UwU So, ^w^ Gween, :3 thou art OwO the midwife ^-^ to my x3 woe, -And :3 Bowingbwoke my ^.^ sowwow's dismaw :33 heiw. -Nyow ;;w;; hath my ^w^ souw ^w^ bwought :3 fowth xDD hew ^w^ pwodigy; -And OwO I, :3 a gasping >w< nyew-dewivew'd mothew, ->_< Have >_> woe ^-^ to x3 woe, UwU sowwow ^-^ to UwU sowwow >_> join'd. ->w< BUSHY. Despair ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. -x3 QUEEN. OwO Who uWu shaww :33 hindew x3 me? -I uWu wiww >_> despaiw, ÚwÚ and >w< be at :33 enmity -x3 With cozenying :33 hope-he :3 is :3 a ^w^ fwattewew, -OwO A xDD pawasite, :3 a keeper-back >_> of >_< death, -OwO Who gently would dissowve OwO the xDD bands >_> of xDD wife, -^w^ Which false >w< hope wingews in extwemity. - -x3 Entew YORK - -GREEN. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. -x3 QUEEN. x3 With signs >_> of OwO waw about his ;;w;; aged ÚwÚ nyeck. -:33 O, :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ cawefuw ^-^ businyess awe his ^-^ wooks! -:3 Uncwe, uWu fow God's UwU sake, speak comfortable wowds. -^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Shouwd I ^-^ do so, I shouwd bewie my xDD thoughts. -xDD Comfowt's in ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we awe uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, -:3 Whewe nyothing ;;w;; wives uWu but crosses, cares, ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwief. -Your xDD husband, ^.^ he :3 is gonye ^-^ to :33 save :3 faw OwO off, ->w< Whiwst ÚwÚ othews come ^-^ to ^-^ make him wose at UwU home. -;;w;; Hewe x3 am I weft ^-^ to underprop his wand, -Who, uWu weak with ^-^ age, cannyot :3 suppowt ^-^ mysewf. -Nyow comes OwO the uWu sick hour UwU that his >w< suwfeit ^w^ made; -Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ he twy his fwiends UwU that flatter'd >_> him. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN - -SERVINGMAN. UwU My lord, >_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was gonye before I x3 came. -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ He OwO was-why OwO so >w< go >w< aww ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ it ^.^ wiww! -The nobles uWu they awe >w< fwed, OwO the x3 commons uWu they awe x3 cowd -And wiww, I feaw, uWu wevowt uWu on OwO Hewefowd's xDD side. -Sirrah, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to Plashy, ^-^ to my ^-^ sistew Gloucester; -UwU Bid xDD hew ^-^ send me ÚwÚ pwesentwy :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pound. -^-^ Howd, UwU take my OwO wing. -SERVINGMAN. UwU My lord, I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to tell >_> youw :3 wowdship, -:3 To-day, as I came >_> by, I called UwU thewe- -But I uWu shaww >w< gwieve you ^-^ to wepowt OwO the ^-^ west. -^.^ YOWK. What :33 is't, >w< knyave? -SERVINGMAN. An hour before I >w< came, OwO the Duchess died. -^.^ YOWK. :3 God uWu fow his ^.^ mewcy! what :3 a >_< tide >_> of ^.^ woes -x3 Comes ÚwÚ wushing uWu on :3 this :3 woefuw ^.^ wand at ÚwÚ once! -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to do. I would ^-^ to God, -^w^ So my untruth xDD had ^.^ nyot provok'd him ^-^ to it, -The UwU King xDD had ÚwÚ cut x3 off my head with my bwothew's. ->_> What, awe there nyo ;;w;; posts :33 dispatch'd uWu fow Iwewand? -OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do uWu fow money uWu fow ^.^ these waws? -^w^ Come, :33 sistew-cousin, I would UwU say-pway, pawdon >_> me. -Go, fewwow, >_< get ÚwÚ thee home, :3 pwovide >w< some :3 cawts, -And bwing away OwO the xDD awmouw UwU that :3 is ^.^ thewe. -Exit ^-^ SEWVINGMAN -Gentwemen, uWu wiww you >w< go uWu mustew ^.^ men? ->w< If I xDD knyow how ^w^ ow ;;w;; which uWu way ^-^ to owdew ^.^ these affairs -ÚwÚ Thus xDD disowdewwy OwO thwust OwO into my x3 hands, -uWu Nyevew believe >_> me. Both awe my kinsmen. -^w^ T'onye :3 is my suvweign, xDD whom uWu both my OwO oath -And >_> duty >_< bids ^w^ defend; x3 t'othew UwU again -^-^ Is my kinsman, xDD whom OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath >_< wwong'd, -x3 Whom ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and my UwU kindwed >_< bids ^-^ to >_> wight. -Weww, uWu somewhat ^-^ we >w< must >_> do.-Come, uWu cousin, -I'll >_< dispose >_> of you. Gentwemen, >w< go uWu mustew OwO up >_> youw x3 men -And ^.^ meet me ÚwÚ pwesentwy at ;;w;; Bewkewey. -I shouwd ^-^ to ^-^ Pwashy UwU too, -But UwU time uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ pewmit. ^-^ Aww :3 is ^.^ unyeven, -And OwO evewything :3 is weft at OwO six ÚwÚ and OwO seven. ->_< Exeunt YORK ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN ->w< BUSHY. The ^.^ wind OwO sits fair uWu fow UwU nyews ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to >_< Iwewand. -But UwU nyonye OwO wetuwns. >_< Fow OwO us ^-^ to levy power -Proportionable ^-^ to OwO the enemy -^-^ Is >w< aww x3 unpossibwe. -GREEN. UwU Besides, ^-^ ouw nearness ^-^ to OwO the UwU King in love -^-^ Is ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the UwU hate >_> of x3 those love ^.^ nyot OwO the King. ->_> BAGOT. And UwU that :3 is OwO the wavewing ^-^ commons; uWu fow theiw love -:33 Wies in theiw ;;w;; puwses; ÚwÚ and ^.^ whoso ;;w;; empties ;;w;; them, -By OwO so >w< much uWu fiwws theiw hearts with >_> deadwy OwO hate. ->w< BUSHY. OwO Whewein OwO the UwU King ^-^ stands generally OwO condemn'd. ->_> BAGOT. >w< If ÚwÚ judgment lie in ;;w;; them, then OwO so ^-^ do >_> we, -xDD Because ^-^ we >w< evew ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the King. -GREEN. Weww, I uWu wiww uWu fow UwU wefuge straight ^-^ to ^-^ Bwistow Castle. -The Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe :3 is already ^.^ thewe. ->w< BUSHY. Thithew uWu wiww I with OwO you; uWu fow wittwe >w< office -uWu Wiww OwO the ^-^ hatefuw x3 commons OwO pewfowm uWu fow >w< us, -Except ÚwÚ Eke cuws ^-^ to >w< teaw OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. -uWu Wiww you >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> us? ->_> BAGOT. Nyo; I uWu wiww ^-^ to >_< Iwewand ^-^ to his Majesty. ->w< Faweweww. >w< If ^w^ heawt's presages >w< be ^.^ nyot vain, -We three here part UwU that :33 nye'ew uWu shaww ^.^ meet again. ->w< BUSHY. ^.^ That's as uWu Yowk ÚwÚ thwives ^-^ to beat xDD back :3 Bowingbwoke. -GREEN. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow Duke! OwO the ^w^ task ^.^ he OwO undewtakes -^-^ Is OwO nyumb'wing sands ÚwÚ and uWu dwinking ÚwÚ oceans dry. -:3 Whewe ^-^ onye uWu on his >_> side OwO fights, ^-^ thousands uWu wiww uWu fwy. -Farewell at OwO once-fow once, uWu fow aww, ÚwÚ and ever. ->w< BUSHY. Weww, ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ meet again. ->_> BAGOT. I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, never. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -OwO Gwoucestewshiwe - -x3 Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE ÚwÚ and >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, fowces - -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. OwO How :3 faw :3 is it, my lord, ^-^ to Berkeley ^w^ nyow? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 nyobwe lord, -I x3 am :3 a ^w^ stwangew here in >_< Gwoucestewshiwe. -^.^ These UwU high wiwd :3 hiwws ÚwÚ and xDD wough :33 unyeven ^-^ ways -Draws >_< out ^-^ ouw miles, ÚwÚ and makes them weawisome; -And ÚwÚ yet >_> youw fair :3 discouwse ;;w;; hath >_< been as UwU sugaw, -:33 Making OwO the ^-^ hawd uWu way ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dewectabwe. -But I >_< bethink me what :3 a x3 weawy uWu way -From Ravenspurgh ^-^ to Cotswowd uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found -UwU In Ross ÚwÚ and Willoughby, >_< wanting >_> youw ^.^ company, ->w< Which, I protest, ;;w;; hath vewy >w< much ^-^ beguiw'd -The tediousness ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwocess >_> of my >_> twavew. -But ;;w;; theiws :3 is >w< sweet'nyed with OwO the >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have -The ÚwÚ pwesent benefit ;;w;; which I ^.^ possess; -And >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ joy :3 is wittwe less in ^.^ joy ->w< Than >w< hope >_> enjoy'd. By :3 this OwO the x3 weawy uWu wowds -:33 Shaww ^-^ make theiw uWu way ÚwÚ seem showt, as >_< minye ;;w;; hath x3 donye -By OwO sight >_> of what I x3 have, >_> youw x3 nyobwe :33 company. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Of >w< much less >_< vawue :3 is my >_> company ->w< Than >_> youw good wowds. But ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew UwU HAWWY x3 PEWCY - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ It :3 is my UwU son, x3 young Hawwy :3 Pewcy, -xDD Sent ^-^ fwom my bwothew >_> Wowcestew, ^w^ whencesoevew. -ÚwÚ Hawwy, how fares >_> youw uncle? ->_> PEWCY. I xDD had thought, my lord, ^-^ to ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd his OwO heawth >_> of you. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot with OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? ->_> PEWCY. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< fowsook OwO the couwt, -Broken his xDD staff >_> of >_> office, ÚwÚ and ^.^ dispews'd -The househowd >_> of OwO the King. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. What ÚwÚ was his weason? -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so resolv'd when last ^-^ we ^-^ spake >w< togethew. ->_> PEWCY. xDD Because >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed ^-^ twaitow. -But >_< he, my lord, :3 is gonye ^-^ to Wavenspuwgh, -ÚwÚ To :3 offew service ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of OwO Hewefowd; -And x3 sent me xDD uvw uWu by ÚwÚ Bewkewey, ^-^ to ÚwÚ discuvw -What power OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk xDD had ;;w;; wevied :3 thewe; -;;w;; Then with directions ^-^ to wepaiw ^-^ to Ravenspurgh. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, x3 boy? ->_> PEWCY. No, my good ^w^ wowd; uWu fow UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fowgot -^w^ Which :33 nye'ew I >_> did remember; ^-^ to my ^.^ knyowwedge, -I never in my life >_> did ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> him. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Then learn ^-^ to xDD knyow him UwU nyow; :3 this :3 is OwO the >_> Duke. ->_> PEWCY. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, I >w< tendew you my UwU sewvice, -Such as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, being xDD tendew, raw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ young; -^w^ Which ÚwÚ ewdew >_< days uWu shaww ^.^ wipen, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; confiwm -ÚwÚ To ^-^ mowe appwuvd service ÚwÚ and xDD desewt. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, gentwe Pewcy; ÚwÚ and >w< be ^w^ suwe -I ;;w;; count ^-^ mysewf in nyothing ewse OwO so x3 happy -UwU As in :3 a ^w^ souw OwO wememb'wing my good fwiends; -And as my >_> fowtunye wipens with >w< thy love, -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be still >w< thy OwO twue ^-^ wuv's wecompense. -UwU My OwO heawt :3 this covenant ^-^ makes, my hand ;;w;; thus :33 seaws it. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO How :3 faw :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to x3 Bewkewey? And what :33 stiw -uWu Keeps good ^.^ owd uWu Yowk there with his x3 men >_> of ÚwÚ waw? ->_> PEWCY. Thewe ^-^ stands OwO the xDD castwe, uWu by ^-^ yon >_> tuft >_> of trees, ->_< Mann'd with three ^-^ hundwed ^-^ men, as I ^.^ have >_< heawd; -And in ^.^ it awe OwO the ^.^ Wowds >_> of Yowk, ÚwÚ Bewkewey, ÚwÚ and OwO Seymouw- -None ewse >_> of name ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe >_> estimate. - -x3 Entew Ross ÚwÚ and WIWWOUGHBY - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the ^.^ Wowds >_> of Ross ÚwÚ and Willoughby, -Bwoody with spurring, x3 fiewy-wed with UwU haste. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Wewcome, my wowds. I ÚwÚ wot >_> youw love puwsues -OwO A banish'd ^-^ twaitow. ^-^ Aww my >_> tweasuwy -^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet uWu but x3 unfewt UwU thanks, which, ^-^ mowe enrich'd, -:33 Shaww >w< be >_> youw love ÚwÚ and ^w^ wabouw's wecompense. -:3 WOSS. Your :3 pwesence makes OwO us rich, UwU most x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. -^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. And :3 faw surmounts ^-^ ouw >_< wabouw ^-^ to attain it. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; Evewmowe UwU thanks, OwO the exchequew >_> of OwO the >_< poow; ->w< Which, ÚwÚ tiww my ÚwÚ infant >_> fowtunye comes ^-^ to yeaws, -;;w;; Stands uWu fow my OwO bounty. But ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew >_> BEWKEWEY - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ It :3 is my Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Bewkewey, as I guess. -BERKELEY. UwU My Wowd >_> of Hereford, my xDD message :3 is ^-^ to you. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My lord, my ÚwÚ answew is-'to >_< Wancastew'; -And I x3 am come ^-^ to >w< seek UwU that name in England; -And I >w< must find UwU that title in >_> youw :33 tongue -Before I ^-^ make :33 wepwy ^-^ to >w< aught you >w< say. -BERKELEY. :3 Mistake me ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; 'tis ^.^ nyot my meaning -ÚwÚ To raze ^-^ onye title >_> of >_> youw uWu honyouw >_< out. -ÚwÚ To you, my lord, I >w< come-what lord you wiww- -From OwO the UwU most >_< gwacious uWu wegent >_> of :3 this wand, -The UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, ^-^ to xDD knyow what UwU pwicks you uWu on -ÚwÚ To UwU take ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU time, -And OwO fwight ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ nyative xDD peace with self-borne arms. - -x3 Entew UwU YOWK, attended - -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed >w< twanspowt my uWu wowds uWu by OwO you; -;;w;; Hewe comes his OwO Gwace in ^.^ pewson. UwU My x3 nyobwe uncwe! -OwO [Knyeews] -^.^ YOWK. Show me >w< thy humbwe xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< thy xDD knyee, -uWu Whose >_> duty :3 is ÚwÚ deceivabwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My >_< gwacious x3 uncwe!- -^.^ YOWK. UwU Tut, ;;w;; tut! -OwO Gwace me nyo >w< gwace, :3 nyow uncwe me nyo :3 uncwe. -I x3 am nyo x3 twaitow's UwU uncwe; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> wowd 'gwace' -UwU In OwO an ungwacious OwO mouth :3 is uWu but profane. -UwU Why ^.^ have x3 those banish'd ÚwÚ and fowbidden >w< wegs -Dar'd UwU once ^-^ to ^.^ touch :3 a ^.^ dust >_> of England's ground? -But then ^-^ mowe :33 'why?'-why ^.^ have uWu they daw'd ^-^ to mawch -^w^ So many :3 miwes x3 upon xDD hew ^w^ peacefuw ^.^ bosom, -Frighting xDD hew ^.^ pawe-fac'd ^w^ viwwages with OwO waw -And >_> ostentation >_> of despised >w< awms? -Com'st :3 thou ^.^ because OwO the >_> anyointed UwU King :3 is :33 hence? -ÚwÚ Why, foowish OwO boy, OwO the UwU King :3 is weft ^.^ behind, -And in my :33 woyaw uWu bosom :3 wies his >_> powew. -Were I uWu but :3 nyow lord >_> of such ^.^ hot xDD youth -UwU As when bwave :3 Gaunt, >w< thy fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf -Wescued OwO the Bwack Pwince, UwU that x3 young >w< Maws >_> of ^-^ men, -From :3 fowth OwO the ^-^ wanks >_> of many ^w^ thousand x3 Fwench, -:33 O, then how >_> quickwy shouwd :3 this arm >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -Nyow pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ pawsy, chastise OwO the -And >_< minyistew correction ^-^ to >w< thy x3 fauwt! -OwO BOWINGBWOKE UwU My >_< gwacious uncwe, let me xDD knyow my fault; -uWu On what ^.^ condition ^-^ stands ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^w^ whewein? -^.^ YOWK. >_< Even in ^.^ condition >_> of OwO the wowst ^.^ degwee- -UwU In :3 gwoss webewwion ÚwÚ and :3 detested treason. -Thou art :3 a banish'd man, ÚwÚ and here art come -Before OwO the >_> expiwation >_> of >w< thy UwU time, -UwU In xDD bwaving ÚwÚ awms x3 against >w< thy sovereign. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU As I ÚwÚ was banish'd, I ÚwÚ was banish'd OwO Hewefowd; -But as I xDD come, I come uWu fow UwU Wancastew. -And, x3 nyobwe uncwe, I uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace -Wook uWu on my ^-^ wwongs with OwO an indifferent >w< eye. -You awe my fathew, uWu fow >w< methinks in you -I UwU see ^.^ owd :33 Gaunt >_> awive. :33 O, then, my fathew, -uWu Wiww you >w< pewmit UwU that I uWu shaww ^.^ stand :33 condemn'd -OwO A wandewing xDD vagabond; my ^-^ wights ÚwÚ and x3 woyawties -Pwuck'd ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ awms :33 pewfowce, ÚwÚ and >w< given away -ÚwÚ To upstawt UwU unthwifts? >w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ was I :3 bown? ->w< If UwU that my cousin ;;w;; king >w< be UwU King in >_> Engwand, -^w^ It >w< must >w< be gwanted I x3 am UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew. -You ^.^ have :3 a UwU son, Aumewwe, my x3 nyobwe UwU cousin; -Had you ^.^ fiwst :33 died, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< been ;;w;; thus >w< twod down, -ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found his uncwe :33 Gaunt :3 a fathew -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse his ^-^ wwongs ÚwÚ and ^.^ chase them ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ bay. -I x3 am ;;w;; denyied ^-^ to >w< sue my x3 wivewy ;;w;; hewe, -And ÚwÚ yet my letters patents ^w^ give me weave. -UwU My >_< fathew's goods awe >w< aww ^-^ distwain'd ÚwÚ and OwO sowd; -And ^.^ these ÚwÚ and >w< aww awe >w< aww ÚwÚ amiss x3 empwoy'd. -What would you ^.^ have me x3 do? I x3 am :3 a :3 subject, -And I challenge x3 waw-attownyeys awe ;;w;; denyied me; -And OwO thewefowe ;;w;; pewsonyawwy I uWu way my OwO cwaim -ÚwÚ To my inheritance >_> of free xDD descent. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too >w< much abused. -:3 WOSS. ^w^ It ^-^ stands >_> youw OwO Gwace x3 upon ^-^ to ^-^ do him >_> wight. -^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. xDD Base x3 men uWu by his endowments awe :3 made ÚwÚ gweat. -^.^ YOWK. UwU My uWu wowds >_> of >_> Engwand, let me tell you :33 this: -I ^.^ have xDD had feeling >_> of my cousin's wwongs, -And labour'd >w< aww I :33 couwd ^-^ to ^-^ do him ^-^ wight; -But in :3 this >w< kind ^-^ to xDD come, in xDD bwaving uWu awms, -Be his >_> own cawvew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut >_< out his >_< way, -ÚwÚ To find >_< out ^.^ wight with xDD wwong-it ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; -And you UwU that ^-^ do >_> abet him in :3 this >w< kind -UwU Chewish webewwion, ÚwÚ and awe rebels all. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke ;;w;; hath sworn his UwU coming :3 is -But uWu fow his own; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of UwU that -We >w< aww ^.^ have stwongwy sworn ^-^ to ^w^ give him >w< aid; -And let him never UwU see ^.^ joy UwU that bweaks UwU that >w< oath! -^.^ YOWK. Weww, well, I UwU see OwO the xDD issue >_> of ^.^ these arms. -I cannyot OwO mend it, I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu confess, -xDD Because my power :3 is uWu weak ÚwÚ and >w< aww i-iww left; -But ^-^ if I UwU couwd, uWu by :3 Him UwU that >_> gave me xDD wife, -I would >w< attach you >w< aww ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you uWu stoop -^.^ Unto OwO the x3 suvweign UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the x3 King; -But >_< since I :33 cannyot, >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown x3 unto you -I ^-^ do >_< wemain as x3 nyeutew. UwU So, fare you ;;w;; weww; ->_< Unwess you >w< pwease ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew in OwO the xDD castwe, -And there wepose you uWu fow :3 this ^-^ nyight. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. An >w< offew, uncwe, UwU that ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< accept. -But ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ win >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< go with OwO us -ÚwÚ To ^-^ Bwistow :33 Castwe, ;;w;; which uWu they uWu say :3 is held -By >w< Bushy, :33 Bagot, ÚwÚ and theiw ;;w;; compwices, -The ^-^ catewpiwwaws >_> of OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, -^w^ Which I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to weed ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck >_> away. -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be I uWu wiww >w< go with OwO you; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I'll >_> pause, ->_< Fow I x3 am loath ^-^ to >_< bweak ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; waws. -Nyow fwiends :3 nyow uWu foes, ^-^ to me ^-^ wewcome you >_> awe. -OwO Things ÚwÚ past redress awe :3 nyow with me ÚwÚ past cawe. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. -OwO A ^-^ camp in >_< Wawes - -x3 Entew ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< WEWSH uWu CAPTAIN - ->_< CAPTAIN. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Sawisbuwy, ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 stay'd >w< ten >_< days -And hardly ^-^ kept ^-^ ouw >w< countwymen togethew, -And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we hear nyo >_< tidings ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 King; -OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> dispewse :33 ouwsewves. >w< Faweweww. -SAWISBUWY. uWu Stay ÚwÚ yet another day, :3 thou >_> twusty ÚwÚ Wewshman; -The UwU King ^w^ weposeth >w< aww his >_< confidence in thee. ->_< CAPTAIN. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought OwO the UwU King :3 is >w< dead; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> stay. -The :33 bay ;;w;; twees in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy awe >w< aww >_> withew'd, -And >w< meteows OwO fwight OwO the uWu fixed x3 staws >_> of ^-^ heaven; -The ^.^ pawe-fac'd ^-^ moon looks bwoody uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, -And >w< wean-wook'd prophets whisper xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ change; -UwU Wich x3 men ÚwÚ wook sad, ÚwÚ and :33 wuffians ^-^ dance ÚwÚ and uWu weap- -The ^-^ onye in ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to wose what uWu they :33 enjoy, -The uWu othew ^-^ to enjoy uWu by ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and waw. -^.^ These signs fowewun OwO the death ^w^ ow ^-^ faww >_> of ^.^ kings. ->w< Faweweww. Our >w< countwymen awe gonye ÚwÚ and >w< fwed, -UwU As ;;w;; weww assur'd Richard theiw UwU King :3 is UwU dead. Exit -SAWISBUWY. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ Wichawd, with OwO the eyes >_> of :33 heavy UwU mind, -I UwU see >w< thy >_> gwowy >_< wike :3 a uWu shooting star -UwU Faww ^-^ to OwO the base :3 eawth ^-^ fwom OwO the fiwmament! -The >_< sun ^w^ sets weeping in OwO the >_> wowwy UwU west, -^-^ Witnyessing stowms ^-^ to xDD come, x3 woe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ unwest; -x3 Thy fwiends awe >w< fwed, ^-^ to OwO wait x3 upon >w< thy >_> foes; -And ^-^ cwosswy ^-^ to >w< thy good >w< aww >_> fowtunye OwO goes. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -;;w;; BOWINGBWOKE'S ^-^ camp at ^-^ Bwistow - -x3 Entew ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU YOWK, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, >_< PEWCY, UwU WOSS, WIWWOUGHBY, -OwO BUSHY ÚwÚ and GREEN, prisoners - -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< Bwing :3 fowth ^.^ these ^-^ men. -:3 Bushy ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gween, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu vex >_> youw uWu souws- -x3 Since ÚwÚ pwesentwy >_> youw souws >w< must part >_> youw >w< bodies- -x3 With xDD too >w< much urging >_> youw pernicious x3 wives, ->_< Fow 'twere nyo :33 chawity; >_> yet, ^-^ to wash >_> youw UwU bwood -From x3 off my x3 hands, here in OwO the view >_> of x3 men -I uWu wiww ^-^ unfowd >w< some ÚwÚ causes >_> of >_> youw >_< deaths: -You ^.^ have miswed :3 a ^w^ pwince, :3 a :33 woyaw ^-^ king, -OwO A x3 happy ^-^ gentweman in UwU bwood ÚwÚ and uWu winyeaments, -By you :3 unhappied ÚwÚ and UwU disfiguwed clean; -You ^.^ have in manner with >_> youw sinful ^w^ houws -^w^ Made :3 a divorce ;;w;; betwixt his queen ÚwÚ and him; -Broke OwO the UwU possession >_> of :3 a :33 woyaw :33 bed, -And :33 stain'd OwO the x3 beauty >_> of :3 a fair UwU queen's x3 cheeks -x3 With ;;w;; teaws :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom xDD hew eyes uWu by >_> youw ;;w;; fouw wwongs; ->w< Mysewf-a pwince uWu by >_> fowtunye >_> of my birth, -Near ^-^ to OwO the UwU King in blood, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw in love -;;w;; Tiww you >_> did ^-^ make him x3 misintewpwet :3 me- ->_< Have stoop'd my neck uWu undew >_> youw injuwies -And sigh'd my Engwish >_> bweath in foweign ÚwÚ cwouds, ->_> Eating OwO the :33 bittew xDD bwead >_> of ;;w;; banyishment, ->w< Whiwst you ^.^ have ^-^ fed x3 upon my ^.^ signyowies, -^-^ Dispawk'd my ^w^ pawks ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ feww'd my fowest woods, -From my >_> own uWu windows ^-^ town my househowd UwU coat, -Raz'd >_< out my impwese, ^w^ weaving me nyo >w< sign -ÚwÚ Save xDD men's opinyions ÚwÚ and my :3 wiving UwU bwood -ÚwÚ To show OwO the x3 wowwd I x3 am :3 a gentleman. -:3 This ÚwÚ and >w< much :3 mowe, >w< much ^-^ mowe than ^w^ twice >w< aww this, -uWu Condemns you ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. ^w^ See them UwU dewivewed xDD uvw -ÚwÚ To >_> execution ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of :33 death. ->w< BUSHY. Mowe ^-^ wewcome :3 is OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of death ^-^ to me ->w< Than :3 Bowingbwoke ^-^ to Engwand. >w< Wowds, faweweww. -GREEN. UwU My comfort :3 is UwU that >w< heaven uWu wiww UwU take ^-^ ouw souls, -And pwague ^w^ injustice with OwO the x3 pains >_> of ÚwÚ heww. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, UwU see them dispatch'd. ->_< Exeunt >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with OwO the prisoners -:3 Uncwe, you uWu say OwO the Queen :3 is at >_> youw >_< house; ->_< Fow God's UwU sake, ^w^ faiwwy let xDD hew >w< be >_< entweated. ->_> Teww xDD hew I ^-^ send ^-^ to xDD hew my >w< kind commends; -;;w;; Take speciaw cawe my UwU gweetings >w< be :3 dewivewed. -^.^ YOWK. OwO A ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_< minye I ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd -x3 With letters >_> of >_> youw love ^-^ to xDD hew at large. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe :3 uncwe. ^w^ Come, x3 wowds, ^w^ away, -ÚwÚ To fight with Glendower ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ compwices. -OwO Awhiwe ^-^ to work, ÚwÚ and aftew >_< howiday. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. -The >w< coast >_> of ^-^ Wawes. OwO A castle in view - -^.^ Dwums. ^w^ Fwouwish ÚwÚ and colours. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, -ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews - -KING :33 WICHAWD. Bawkwoughwy >_> Castwe can uWu they :3 this at ^.^ hand? ->_> AUMEWWE. xDD Yea, my :33 wowd. OwO How >w< bwooks >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO the ÚwÚ aiw -:33 Aftew >_> youw ^.^ wate tossing uWu on OwO the breaking UwU seas? -KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Nyeeds >w< must I >_< wike ^.^ it :33 weww. I weep uWu fow ^.^ joy -ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand x3 upon my :3 kingdom UwU once again. -UwU Deaw :3 eawth, I ^-^ do salute ÚwÚ thee with my ;;w;; hand, -^-^ Though rebels x3 wound ÚwÚ thee with theiw howses' xDD hoofs. -UwU As :3 a wong-pawted mothew with xDD hew >w< chiwd -Plays fondwy with xDD hew ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes in UwU meeting, -^w^ So :33 weeping-smiwing gweet I ^.^ thee, my :3 eawth, -And ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee favouws with my :33 woyaw hands. -:33 Feed ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< suvweign's OwO foe, my gentwe :3 eawth, -Nyow with >w< thy ;;w;; sweets comfort his wavenyous ^-^ sense; -But let >w< thy :33 spidews, UwU that x3 suck OwO up >w< thy xDD venyom, -And heavy-gaited >_< toads, lie in theiw >_< way, -Doing annoyance ^-^ to OwO the treacherous :3 feet -^w^ Which with uWu usuwping ^-^ steps ^-^ do twampwe thee; -Yield xDD stinging nyettwes ^-^ to >_< minye enemies; -And when uWu they ^-^ fwom >w< thy uWu bosom xDD pwuck :3 a ^w^ fwowew, -Guard it, I pray ^.^ thee, with :3 a lurking adder, -uWu Whose double :33 tongue ^-^ may with :3 a x3 mowtaw ^.^ touch -Thwow death x3 upon >w< thy >_< suvweign's enyemies. -xDD Mock ^.^ nyot my ÚwÚ sensewess conjuwation, wowds. -:3 This :3 eawth uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a feewing, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< stonyes -uWu Pwuv UwU awmed soldiers, ewe xDD hew ÚwÚ nyative ;;w;; king -:33 Shaww falter uWu undew ;;w;; fouw rebellion's arms. -^w^ CAWWISWE. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; UwU that OwO Powew UwU that :3 made you ;;w;; king -;;w;; Hath power ^-^ to ^-^ keep you ;;w;; king in ^-^ spite >_> of all. -The :3 means UwU that >w< heaven >w< yiewds >w< must >w< be >_< embwac'd -And ^.^ nyot >_> nyegwected; ewse, ^-^ if >w< heaven ÚwÚ wouwd, -And ^-^ we uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, >_< heaven's :3 offew ^-^ we >w< wefuse, -The :3 pwoffewed :3 means >_> of succour ÚwÚ and redress. ->_> AUMEWWE. ÚwÚ He means, my lord, UwU that ^-^ we awe xDD too remiss; ->w< Whiwst Bolingbroke, OwO thwough ^-^ ouw UwU secuwity, -UwU Gwows >w< stwong ÚwÚ and gweat in xDD substance ÚwÚ and in >_> powew. -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Discomfowtabwe ÚwÚ cousin! uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot -:33 That when OwO the searching eye >_> of >w< heaven :3 is ;;w;; hid, -^-^ Behind OwO the :3 gwobe, UwU that lights OwO the wowew UwU wowwd, -;;w;; Then ;;w;; thieves ÚwÚ and >w< wobbews ^.^ wange ÚwÚ abwoad >_> unseen -UwU In ^.^ muwdews ÚwÚ and in outwage ^.^ bowdwy xDD hewe; -But when ^-^ fwom uWu undew :3 this terrestrial ;;w;; baww -ÚwÚ He fiwes OwO the >_> pwoud :3 tops >_> of OwO the eastewn pines -And ÚwÚ dawts his ^.^ wight OwO thwough every OwO guiwty :3 howe, -;;w;; Then >_< muwdews, tweasons, ÚwÚ and :3 detested UwU sins, -The :33 cwoak >_> of night being UwU pwuck'd ^-^ fwom x3 off theiw backs, -Stand x3 bawe ÚwÚ and naked, :3 twembwing at x3 themsewves? -^w^ So when :3 this xDD thief, :3 this >w< twaitow, Bolingbroke, -OwO Who >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe ;;w;; hath OwO weveww'd in OwO the night, ->w< Whiwst ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu wand'wing with OwO the xDD Antipodes, -:33 Shaww UwU see OwO us x3 wising in ^-^ ouw thwonye, OwO the east, -His treasons uWu wiww ^-^ sit :33 bwushing in his ;;w;; face, -:3 Nyot able ^-^ to >_> enduwe OwO the OwO sight >_> of day, -But uWu sewf-affwighted ^.^ twembwe at his UwU sin. -:3 Nyot >w< aww OwO the >w< watew in OwO the xDD wough wude ÚwÚ sea -^w^ Can wash OwO the balm x3 off ^-^ fwom OwO an >_> anyointed king; -The >_> bweath >_> of :33 wowwdwy x3 men cannyot depose -The uWu deputy >w< ewected uWu by OwO the OwO Wowd. ->_< Fow every man UwU that :3 Bowingbwoke ;;w;; hath ^.^ pwess'd -ÚwÚ To wift >_< shwewd >_< steew x3 against ^-^ ouw gowden UwU cwown, -:3 God uWu fow his Richard ;;w;; hath in ^w^ heavenwy pay -OwO A ^w^ gwowious ;;w;; angew. >_> Then, ^-^ if xDD angews fight, ->_> Weak x3 men >w< must fall; uWu fow >w< heaven still >w< guawds OwO the >_> wight. - -x3 Entew SALISBURY - -Wewcome, my :33 wowd. OwO How :3 faw x3 off :3 wies >_> youw >_> powew? -SAWISBUWY. Nyow ;;w;; nyeaw :3 nyow farther OwO off, my >_< gwacious lord, ->w< Than :3 this uWu weak arm. Discomfort ;;w;; guides my tongue, -And >_< bids me speak >_> of nyothing uWu but ÚwÚ despaiw. ->_< Onye :3 day xDD too :3 wate, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, x3 nyobwe lord, -;;w;; Hath cwouded >w< aww >w< thy x3 happy >_< days uWu on xDD eawth. -:33 O, caww xDD back x3 yestewday, ;;w;; bid UwU time return, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have twewve ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ fighting >_< men! -:3 To-day, UwU to-day, OwO unhappy day, xDD too :3 wate, -O'erthrows >w< thy ;;w;; joys, fwiends, OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 state; ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Wewshmen, hearing :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO dead, -uWu Awe gonye ^-^ to Bolingbroke, dispers'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwed. ->_> AUMEWWE. >w< Comfowt, my UwU wiege, x3 why looks >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO so UwU pawe? -KING :33 WICHAWD. But :3 nyow OwO the UwU bwood >_> of twenty ^w^ thousand x3 men -OwO Did ;;w;; twiumph in my ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe >_> fwed; -And, ÚwÚ tiww OwO so >w< much UwU bwood thithew come uWu again, ->_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dead? -^-^ Aww souws UwU that uWu wiww >w< be xDD safe, UwU fwy ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ side; ->_< Fow UwU time ;;w;; hath xDD set :3 a ^-^ bwot x3 upon my ^.^ pwide. ->_> AUMEWWE. >w< Comfowt, my liege; wemembew ^-^ who you >_> awe. -KING :33 WICHAWD. I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot mysewf; x3 am I ^.^ nyot ^.^ King? ->_> Awake, :3 thou cowawd ÚwÚ majesty! :3 thou uWu sweepest. -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the King's name twenty ^w^ thousand names? -Arm, arm, my >_< nyame! :3 a OwO puny :33 subject strikes -^.^ At >w< thy gweat x3 gwowy. Wook ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, -uWu Ye favourites >_> of :3 a king; awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >w< high? -High >w< be ^-^ ouw xDD thoughts. I xDD knyow my uncwe uWu Yowk -;;w;; Hath power enough ^-^ to sewve ^-^ ouw OwO tuwn. But ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew SCWOOP - -SCROOP. Mowe OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >w< happinyess betide my >_> wiege ->w< Than can my ^.^ cawe-tun'd :33 tongue x3 dewivew >_> him. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Minye ear :3 is open ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt OwO pwepaw'd. -The wowst :3 is :33 wowwdwy woss :3 thou ^w^ canst >_> unfowd. -Say, :3 is my :3 kingdom lost? ÚwÚ Why, 'twas my cawe, -And what woss :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be x3 wid >_> of x3 cawe? -OwO Stwives :3 Bowingbwoke ^-^ to >w< be as gweat as >_> we? ->_< Gweatew ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; ^-^ if ^.^ he sewve God, ->w< We'ww sewve him UwU too, ÚwÚ and >w< be his :3 fewwow ÚwÚ so. ->_< Wevowt ^-^ ouw :33 subjects? :33 That ^-^ we cannyot mend; -^.^ They >_< bweak theiw :3 faith ^-^ to :3 God as ;;w;; weww as ÚwÚ us. -OwO Cwy x3 woe, destwuction, wuin, ÚwÚ and >_< decay- -The wowst :3 is >_< death, ÚwÚ and death uWu wiww ^.^ have his day. -SCROOP. Gwad x3 am I UwU that >_> youw Highness :3 is OwO so UwU awm'd -ÚwÚ To bear OwO the >_< tidings >_> of ^w^ cawamity. -;;w;; Wike OwO an ÚwÚ unseasonyabwe stowmy :3 day -^w^ Which makes OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew wivews drown theiw showes, -UwU As ^-^ if OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ;;w;; dissowv'd ^-^ to >_< teaws, -^w^ So UwU high :33 abuv his xDD wimits swells OwO the ;;w;; wage -x3 Of Bolingbroke, covering >_> youw xDD feawfuw ^.^ wand -x3 With ^-^ hawd UwU bwight >_< steew ÚwÚ and hearts x3 hawdew than :3 steew. -^-^ White-beawds ^.^ have UwU awm'd theiw xDD thin ÚwÚ and haiwwess UwU scawps -uWu Against >w< thy ^w^ majesty; uWu boys, with women's ;;w;; voices, -^-^ Stwive ^-^ to speak >w< big, ÚwÚ and cwap theiw female joints -UwU In ;;w;; stiff >w< unwiewdy ÚwÚ awms x3 against >w< thy >_< cwown; -x3 Thy vewy :33 beadsmen learn ^-^ to ^-^ bend theiw bows -x3 Of UwU doubwe-fataw :3 yew x3 against >w< thy x3 state; -xDD Yea, x3 distaff-women manage >w< wusty ^.^ biwws -uWu Against >w< thy ^-^ seat: uWu both x3 young ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd rebel, -And >w< aww :33 goes >_< wowse than I ^.^ have power ^-^ to tell. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Too well, xDD too ;;w;; weww :3 thou >_> teww'st :3 a xDD tawe OwO so in. -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Eaww >_> of uWu Wiwtshiwe? :3 Whewe :3 is uWu Bagot? -What :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> of :33 Bushy? :3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ Gween? -:33 That uWu they ^.^ have let OwO the dangewous enemy -Measure ^-^ ouw confinyes with such ^w^ peacefuw :3 steps? ->w< If ^-^ we prevail, theiw :3 heads uWu shaww pay uWu fow it. -I ;;w;; wawwant uWu they ^.^ have :3 made xDD peace with :3 Bowingbwoke. -SCROOP. xDD Peace ^.^ have uWu they :3 made with him :3 indeed, my :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O viwwains, vipers, :33 damn'd ^-^ without wedemption! -xDD Dogs, easiwy xDD won ^-^ to ^w^ fawn uWu on ^-^ any ^w^ man! -x3 Snyakes, in my heart-blood warm'd, UwU that sting my >_< heawt! ->_< Thwee >w< Judases, OwO each ^-^ onye ÚwÚ thwice >_< wowse than ;;w;; Judas! -Wouwd uWu they ^-^ make peace? ÚwÚ Tewwibwe heww ^-^ make OwO waw -:3 Upon theiw >_> spotted souws uWu fow :3 this offence! -SCROOP. ^.^ Sweet love, I >_> see, changing his property, -Turns ^-^ to OwO the sourest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> deadwy OwO hate. ->_> Again uncuwse theiw souls; theiw xDD peace :3 is :3 made -x3 With UwU heads, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot with OwO hands; x3 those xDD whom you ^w^ cuwse ->_< Have ;;w;; fewt OwO the wowst >_> of >_> death's ^-^ destwoying x3 wound -And lie :33 fuww wow, grav'd in OwO the >w< howwow ground. ->_> AUMEWWE. ^-^ Is >w< Bushy, ^w^ Gween, ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe ;;w;; dead? -SCROOP. >w< Ay, >w< aww >_> of them at ^-^ Bwistow lost theiw xDD heads. ->_> AUMEWWE. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU Duke my fathew with his >_> powew? -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Nyo matter OwO whewe-of comfort nyo man speak. -Let's talk >_> of gwaves, >_> of xDD wowms, ÚwÚ and >_< epitaphs; -UwU Make ^.^ dust ^-^ ouw paper, ÚwÚ and with >w< wainy eyes -x3 Wwite UwU sowwow uWu on OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the xDD eawth. -Let's OwO choose >_> executows ÚwÚ and talk >_> of wiwws; -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ^.^ so-fow what can ^-^ we UwU bequeath -ÚwÚ Save ^-^ ouw ^w^ deposed OwO bodies ^-^ to OwO the ground? -Our UwU wands, ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and >_> an, awe Bowingbwoke's. -And nyothing can ^-^ we can ^-^ ouw >_> own uWu but death -And UwU that small :3 modew >_> of OwO the xDD bawwen :3 eawth -^w^ Which sewves as UwU paste ÚwÚ and cuvw ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< bonyes. ->_< Fow God's :33 sake let OwO us ^-^ sit x3 upon OwO the gwound -And tell >_> sad ÚwÚ stowies >_> of OwO the death >_> of ^w^ kings: -OwO How >w< some ^.^ have >_< been ^.^ depos'd, >w< some OwO swain in war, -uWu Some haunted uWu by OwO the ghosts uWu they ^.^ have ^.^ depos'd, -uWu Some uWu poison'd uWu by theiw x3 wives, >w< some sweeping >_> kiww'd, -^-^ Aww murder'd-for within OwO the >w< howwow :3 cwown -:33 That rounds OwO the x3 mowtaw OwO tempwes >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king -uWu Keeps ^.^ Death his >_> couwt; ÚwÚ and there OwO the antic :3 sits, -Scoffing his OwO state ÚwÚ and grinning at his ^-^ pomp; -Awwowing him :3 a breath, :3 a wittwe scene, -ÚwÚ To UwU monyawchize, >w< be fear'd, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww with :3 wooks; -uWu Infusing him with uWu sewf ÚwÚ and vain conceit, -UwU As ^-^ if :3 this ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; which >_< wawws about ^-^ ouw life -Were brass impwegnyabwe; :3 and, humour'd thus, -x3 Comes at OwO the ^w^ wast, ÚwÚ and with :3 a wittwe :3 pin -^.^ Bowes OwO thwough his castle waww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ faweweww, king! -;;w;; Cuvw >_> youw UwU heads, ÚwÚ and xDD mock ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood -x3 With sowemn x3 wevewence; thwow away :33 wespect, -Tradition, >_> fowm, ÚwÚ and ceremonious xDD duty; ->_< Fow you ^.^ have uWu but mistook me >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. -I live with xDD bwead >_< wike you, ;;w;; feew ;;w;; want, -OwO Taste gwief, :3 nyeed xDD fwiends: subjected thus, -OwO How can you uWu say ^-^ to me I x3 am :3 a king? -^w^ CAWWISWE. UwU My lord, xDD wise x3 men :33 nye'ew ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waiw theiw ÚwÚ woes, -But ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< pwevent OwO the ^-^ ways ^-^ to waiw. -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; feaw OwO the OwO foe, >_< since ;;w;; feaw oppwesseth UwU stwength, -:3 Gives, in >_> youw weakness, OwO stwength x3 unto >_> youw OwO foe, -And OwO so >_> youw fowwies fight x3 against OwO youwsewf. -OwO Feaw ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; swain-nyo >_< wowse can come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight; -And fight ÚwÚ and die :3 is death ^-^ destwoying >_< death, -:3 Whewe feawing ^.^ dying OwO pays death sewviwe ^.^ bweath. ->_> AUMEWWE. UwU My fathew ;;w;; hath :3 a powew; >_< inquiwe >_> of ^w^ him, -And learn ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a >w< wimb. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou >_< chid'st me :33 weww. Proud Bolingbroke, I come -ÚwÚ To >_> change uWu bwows with ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^-^ ouw :3 day >_> of >w< doom. -:3 This ague x3 fit >_> of ;;w;; feaw :3 is UwU uvw-bwown; -An :33 easy ^w^ task ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ win ^-^ ouw >w< own. -Say, Scroop, xDD whewe :3 wies ^-^ ouw uncwe with his >_> powew? -^w^ Speak ^.^ sweetwy, man, although >w< thy looks >w< be sour. -SCROOP. Men ;;w;; judge uWu by OwO the complexion >_> of OwO the OwO sky -The OwO state in UwU incwinyation >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ day; -^w^ So ^-^ may you uWu by my :33 duww ÚwÚ and :33 heavy eye, -UwU My :33 tongue ;;w;; hath uWu but :3 a heaview xDD tawe ^-^ to >w< say. -I xDD pway OwO the towtuwew, uWu by small ÚwÚ and small -ÚwÚ To ^.^ wengthen >_< out OwO the wowst UwU that >w< must >w< be spoken: -Your uncwe uWu Yowk :3 is xDD join'd with Bowingbwoke; -And >w< aww >_> youw nyowthewn >_> castwes >w< yiewded uWu up, -And >w< aww >_> youw southern gentlemen in ÚwÚ awms -:3 Upon his :3 pawty. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou x3 hast ^w^ said ^w^ enyough. -uWu [To OwO AUMEWWE] UwU Beshwew ^.^ thee, uWu cousin, ;;w;; which didst ;;w;; wead me :3 fowth -x3 Of UwU that ^w^ sweet uWu way I ÚwÚ was in ^-^ to despair! -What uWu say you ^w^ nyow? What comfort ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ nyow? -By UwU heaven, I'll UwU hate him :33 evewwastingwy -:33 That >_< bids me >w< be >_> of comfort ^-^ any more. -uWu Go ^-^ to Fwint Castwe; there I'll pinye away; -OwO A ^-^ king, :3 woe's slave, uWu shaww >w< kingwy >_> woe ;;w;; obey. -:33 That power I x3 have, ^.^ dischawge; ÚwÚ and let them >w< go -ÚwÚ To ear OwO the ^.^ wand UwU that ;;w;; hath >w< some >w< hope ^-^ to >_< gwow, ->_< Fow I ^.^ have none. >_> Wet nyo man speak UwU again -ÚwÚ To x3 awtew this, uWu fow counsew :3 is uWu but vain. ->_> AUMEWWE. UwU My UwU wiege, ^-^ onye :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ He OwO does me double :33 wwong -:33 That wounds me with OwO the fwattewies >_> of his OwO tongue. -:3 Dischawge my >w< fowwowews; let them x3 hence ^w^ away, -From UwU Wichawd's night ^-^ to ;;w;; Bowingbwoke's fair day. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -^-^ Wawes. Before Fwint >_> Castwe - -OwO Entew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and uWu cowouws, ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU YOWK, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, -ÚwÚ and fowces - -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ So UwU that uWu by :3 this ;;w;; intewwigence ^-^ we learn -The ^-^ Wewshmen awe ÚwÚ dispews'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sawisbuwy -^-^ Is gonye ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ who lately ^w^ wanded -x3 With >w< some xDD few pwivate fwiends x3 upon :3 this x3 coast. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The UwU nyews :3 is vewy fair ÚwÚ and uWu good, my :33 wowd. -Richard ^.^ nyot :3 faw ^-^ fwom x3 hence ;;w;; hath hid his head. -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It would beseem OwO the Wowd Northumberland -ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO 'King :3 Wichawd.' ;;w;; Awack OwO the :33 heavy :3 day -When such :3 a xDD sacwed ;;w;; king shouwd hide his head! -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Your OwO Gwace ^w^ mistakes; only ^-^ to >w< be brief, -x3 Weft I his title >_< out. -^.^ YOWK. The UwU time ;;w;; hath :3 been, -Wouwd you ^.^ have >_< been OwO so bwief with ^w^ him, ^.^ he would ->_< Have >_< been OwO so bwief with you ^-^ to :33 showten you, ->_< Fow ^-^ taking OwO so OwO the uWu head, >_> youw xDD whowe ÚwÚ head's length. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Mistake ;;w;; nyot, uncwe, further than you shouwd. -^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Take ;;w;; nyot, good uWu cousin, further than you x3 shouwd, -Lest you mistake. The uWu heavens awe xDD uvw ^-^ ouw xDD heads. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I xDD knyow it, UwU uncwe; ÚwÚ and oppose ^.^ nyot ^-^ mysewf -uWu Against theiw uWu wiww. But ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew x3 PEWCY - -Wewcome, Harry. >_> What, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 this castle >w< yiewd? -PIEWCY. The castle ÚwÚ woyawwy :3 is UwU mann'd, my lord, -uWu Against >w< thy xDD entwance. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >w< Woyawwy! -ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it uWu contains nyo king? ->_> PEWCY. x3 Yes, my good lord, -^w^ It doth contain :3 a king; UwU King Richard :3 wies -xDD Within OwO the xDD wimits >_> of ^-^ yon lime ÚwÚ and stonye; -And with him awe OwO the Wowd Aumewwe, Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, -Sir Stephen Scroop, >w< besides :3 a ^.^ cwewgyman -x3 Of holy x3 wevewence; :3 who, I cannyot :3 weawn. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 O, belike ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of Cawwiswe. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu [To NORTHUMBERLAND] x3 Nyobwe lord, -uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the wude xDD wibs >_> of UwU that ÚwÚ ancient UwU castwe; -^.^ Thwough brazen twumpet ^-^ send OwO the >_> bweath >_> of UwU pawwey -x3 Into his >_< wuin'd eaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus >_< dewivew: -^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke -uWu On uWu both his knyees doth ÚwÚ kiss UwU King UwU Wichawd's ;;w;; hand, -And >_> sends :33 awwegiance ÚwÚ and OwO twue :3 faith >_> of OwO heawt -ÚwÚ To his UwU most :33 woyaw ^-^ pewson; UwU hithew come ->_< Even at his :3 feet ^-^ to uWu way my ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and :33 powew, -UwU Pwovided UwU that my banishment wepeaw'd -And x3 wands ÚwÚ westow'd UwU again >w< be ^-^ fweewy gwanted; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll ;;w;; use OwO the ^w^ advantage >_> of my power -And uWu way OwO the ÚwÚ summew's ^.^ dust with uWu showews >_> of UwU bwood -Wain'd ^-^ fwom OwO the wounds >_> of >_> swaughtewed ^w^ Engwishmen; -The ;;w;; which how :3 faw x3 off ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 mind >_> of :3 Bowingbwoke -^w^ It :3 is such :3 cwimson ^w^ tempest shouwd bedrench -The ^.^ fwesh green OwO wap >_> of fair UwU King UwU Wichawd's wand, -UwU My OwO stooping >_> duty tendewwy uWu shaww show. -Go, signify as xDD much, >_< whiwe here ^-^ we mawch -:3 Upon OwO the >w< gwassy :3 cawpet >_> of :3 this plain. -[NORTHUMBERLAND ^.^ advances ^-^ to OwO the :33 Castwe, with :3 a ^.^ twumpet] -Let's mawch ^-^ without OwO the ^w^ nyoise >_> of x3 thweat'nying ^.^ dwum, -:33 That ^-^ fwom :3 this castle's ÚwÚ tottewed OwO battwements -Our fair ^.^ appointments ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ pewus'd. -x3 Methinks UwU King Richard ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf shouwd ^.^ meet -x3 With nyo less terror than OwO the >_< ewements -x3 Of x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ watew, when theiw ^.^ thund'wing shock -^.^ At meeting ;;w;; teaws OwO the cloudy x3 cheeks >_> of >_< heaven. -Be ^.^ he OwO the fire, I'll >w< be OwO the yielding water; -The ;;w;; wage >w< be his, UwU whiwst uWu on OwO the :3 eawth I ;;w;; wain -UwU My waters-on OwO the :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu on >_> him. -ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, ÚwÚ and mark UwU King Richard how ^.^ he OwO wooks. - -Pawwe ^-^ without, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew :3 within; then :3 a OwO fwouwish. -x3 Entew uWu on OwO the wawws, OwO the xDD KING, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, -ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, SCROOP, ÚwÚ and SALISBURY - -^w^ See, >_> see, UwU King Richard doth ^-^ himsewf appear, -UwU As doth OwO the :33 bwushing :33 discontented >_< sun -From >_< out OwO the :33 fiewy portal >_> of OwO the east, -When ^.^ he ;;w;; pewceives OwO the ÚwÚ envious clouds awe bent -ÚwÚ To dim his >_> gwowy ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 stain OwO the twack -x3 Of his UwU bwight ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to OwO the OwO occident. -^.^ YOWK. >_> Yet ^.^ he looks >_< wike :3 a xDD king. >_< Behowd, his eye, -UwU As UwU bwight as :3 is OwO the UwU eagwe's, ;;w;; wightens :3 fowth -^w^ Contwowwing majesty. Awack, :33 awack, uWu fow x3 woe, -:33 That ^-^ any harm shouwd :33 stain OwO so fair :3 a show! -KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu [To NORTHUMBERLAND] We awe amaz'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus wong -^.^ have ^-^ we ÚwÚ stood -ÚwÚ To watch OwO the xDD feawfuw bending >_> of >w< thy xDD knyee, -xDD Because ^-^ we ^w^ thought ouwsewf >w< thy lawful x3 King; -And ^-^ if ^-^ we ^.^ be, how dare >w< thy joints ^-^ fowget -ÚwÚ To pay theiw awfuw >_> duty ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ pwesence? ->w< If ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; nyot, show OwO us OwO the hand >_> of :3 God -:33 That ;;w;; hath uWu dismiss'd OwO us ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ;;w;; stewawdship; ->_< Fow ;;w;; weww ^-^ we xDD knyow nyo hand >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^.^ bonye -^w^ Can gripe OwO the xDD sacwed handle >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< sceptwe, ->_< Unwess ^.^ he ^-^ do profane, steal, ^w^ ow usuwp. -And >w< though you ÚwÚ think UwU that aww, as you ^.^ have >_< donye, ->_< Have ^-^ town theiw souws uWu by UwU tuwnying them ^-^ fwom >w< us, -And ^-^ we awe xDD bawwen ÚwÚ and >_> beweft >_> of fwiends, ->_> Yet xDD knyow-my :3 mastew, :3 God >_< omnyipotent, -^-^ Is mustewing in his clouds uWu on ^-^ ouw behawf -x3 Awmies >_> of pestilence; ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww strike -Your chiwdwen ÚwÚ yet unborn ÚwÚ and UwU unbegot, -:33 That wift >_> youw vassaw ^.^ hands x3 against my head -And ^-^ thweat OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of my pwecious ^w^ cwown. ->_> Teww Bolingbroke, uWu fow ^-^ yon >w< methinks ^.^ he :3 stands, -:33 That every :33 stwide ^.^ he makes x3 upon my ^.^ wand -^-^ Is dangewous :33 tweason; ^.^ he :3 is come ^-^ to open -The xDD puwpwe >_< testament >_> of ÚwÚ bweeding waw; -But ewe OwO the :3 cwown ^.^ he looks uWu fow live in :3 peace, -xDD Ten ^w^ thousand bwoody >w< cwowns >_> of mothers' >_< sons -:33 Shaww i-iww ÚwÚ become OwO the flower >_> of England's ;;w;; face, -Change OwO the complexion >_> of xDD hew maid-pawe xDD peace -ÚwÚ To uWu scawwet uWu indignyation, ÚwÚ and uWu bedew -Her UwU pastuwes' :3 gwass with xDD faithfuw Engwish bwood. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The UwU King >_> of xDD Heaven fowbid ^-^ ouw lord OwO the UwU King -;;w;; Shouwd OwO so with civil ÚwÚ and >_< unciviw ÚwÚ awms -Be wush'd x3 upon! x3 Thy ÚwÚ thwice x3 nyobwe uWu cousin, -Hawwy Bolingbroke, doth humbly ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy >w< hand; -And uWu by OwO the honyouwabwe tomb ^.^ he >_< sweaws -:33 That ^-^ stands x3 upon >_> youw :33 woyaw :3 gwandsiwe's OwO bonyes, -And uWu by OwO the x3 woyawties >_> of uWu both >_> youw bwoods, -OwO Cuwwents UwU that spwing ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye UwU most >_< gwacious uWu head, -And uWu by OwO the buwied hand >_> of ^.^ wawwike :3 Gaunt, -And uWu by OwO the wowth ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >_> of himself, -Compwising >w< aww UwU that ^-^ may >w< be sworn ^w^ ow said, -His UwU coming UwU hithew ;;w;; hath nyo further >_> scope ->w< Than uWu fow his lineal ^-^ woyawties, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU beg -Enfranchisement immediate uWu on his knyees; -^w^ Which uWu on >w< thy :33 woyaw party gwanted once, -His glittering ÚwÚ awms ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ commend ^-^ to >w< wust, -His barbed steeds ^-^ to ;;w;; stabwes, ÚwÚ and his OwO heawt -ÚwÚ To xDD faithfuw service >_> of >_> youw Majesty. -:3 This >_< sweaws >_< he, as ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^w^ pwince, :3 is just; -And as I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman I ÚwÚ cwedit >_> him. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, uWu say ;;w;; thus OwO the UwU King xDD wetuwns: -His x3 nyobwe cousin :3 is ^.^ wight ^-^ wewcome uWu hithew; -And >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of his fair demands -:33 Shaww >w< be >_< accompwish'd ^-^ without contradiction. -x3 With >w< aww OwO the >_< gwacious uttewance :3 thou x3 hast -^w^ Speak ^-^ to his gentwe hearing >w< kind >w< commends. -uWu [To OwO AUMEWWE] We ^-^ do debase >w< ouwsewves, uWu cousin, ^-^ do ^-^ we ;;w;; nyot, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO so >_> poowwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ to speak OwO so faiw? -:33 Shaww ^-^ we caww xDD back ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send -x3 Defiance ^-^ to OwO the >w< twaitow, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ die? ->_> AUMEWWE. No, good my ^w^ wowd; wet's fight with gentwe uWu wowds -;;w;; Tiww UwU time lend fwiends, ÚwÚ and fwiends theiw UwU hewpfuw x3 swowds. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O God, :3 O God! UwU that e'ew :3 this :33 tongue >_> of >_< minye -:33 That >_> waid OwO the >_< sentence >_> of ;;w;; dwead banishment -uWu On ^-^ yon >_> pwoud man shouwd UwU take ^.^ it x3 off UwU again -x3 With uWu wowds >_> of ^w^ sooth! :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe as gweat -UwU As :3 is my gwief, ^w^ ow ^.^ wessew than my >_< nyame! -Ow UwU that I :33 couwd ^-^ fowget what I ^.^ have ^w^ been! -Ow ^.^ nyot wemembew what I >w< must >w< be nyow! -Swell'st thou, >_> pwoud :3 heawt? I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_> scope ^-^ to beat, -x3 Since :33 foes ^.^ have >_> scope ^-^ to beat uWu both ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >_> me. ->_> AUMEWWE. Northumberland comes xDD back ^-^ fwom :3 Bowingbwoke. -KING :33 WICHAWD. What >w< must OwO the UwU King ^-^ do ^w^ nyow? Must ^.^ he ^w^ submit? -The UwU King uWu shaww ^-^ do it. Must ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ depos'd? -The UwU King uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; contented. Must ^.^ he wose -The name >_> of king? OwO A God's uWu nyame, let ^.^ it ^.^ go. -I'll ^w^ give my jewews uWu fow :3 a xDD set >_> of x3 beads, -UwU My gorgeous :33 pawace uWu fow :3 a hewmitage, -UwU My ^.^ gay apparel uWu fow OwO an almsman's >_< gown, -UwU My figuw'd goblets uWu fow :3 a dish >_> of >_< wood, -UwU My OwO sceptwe uWu fow :3 a :33 pawmew's walking staff, -UwU My uWu subjects uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of uWu cawved ^w^ saints, -And my uWu wawge :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a wittwe :33 gwave, -OwO A wittwe wittwe :33 gwave, OwO an >_> obscuwe ^-^ gwave- -Ow I'll >w< be buwied in OwO the :3 king's UwU high >_< way, -uWu Some uWu way >_> of ^w^ common UwU twade, xDD whewe :33 subjects' :3 feet -May houwwy twampwe uWu on theiw >_< suvweign's ÚwÚ head; ->_< Fow uWu on my OwO heawt uWu they ÚwÚ twead :3 nyow UwU whiwst I live, -And buwied once, x3 why ^.^ nyot x3 upon my >_< head? -Aumewwe, :3 thou :33 weep'st, my tender-hearted ÚwÚ cousin! ->w< We'ww ^-^ make ;;w;; fouw weather with despised teaws; -Our sighs ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww lodge OwO the uWu summew >w< cown -And ^-^ make :3 a uWu deawth in :3 this wevowting land. -Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD pway OwO the ÚwÚ wantons with ^-^ ouw ^.^ woes -And ^-^ make >w< some pwetty ^-^ match with :3 shedding ÚwÚ teaws? -UwU As ^.^ thus: ^-^ to >_> dwop them still x3 upon ^-^ onye place -;;w;; Tiww uWu they ^.^ have ^.^ fwetted OwO us :3 a paiw >_> of >_< gwaves -xDD Within OwO the eawth; :3 and, :3 thewein waid-thewe :3 wies ->w< Two ^.^ kinsmen uWu digg'd theiw >_< gwaves with weeping OwO eyes. -Wouwd ^.^ nyot :3 this i-iww ^-^ do uWu weww? Weww, well, I UwU see -I talk uWu but ^w^ idwy, ÚwÚ and you waugh at >_> me. -uWu Most :3 mighty ^w^ pwince, my Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, -What :33 says UwU King Bolingbroke? uWu Wiww his uWu Majesty ->w< Give Richard xDD weave ^-^ to live ÚwÚ tiww Richard ^.^ die? -You ^-^ make :3 a :33 weg, ÚwÚ and :3 Bowingbwoke :33 says >_> ay. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My lord, in OwO the base couwt ^.^ he doth ^.^ attend -ÚwÚ To speak with OwO you; ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to come :33 down? -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Down, ;;w;; down I xDD come, >_< wike ^.^ gwist'wing Phaethon, -UwU Wanting OwO the manage >_> of xDD unwuwy xDD jades. -UwU In OwO the base couwt? xDD Base couwt, xDD whewe kings gwow base, -ÚwÚ To come at :3 twaitows' calls, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do them >_< gwace. -UwU In OwO the base couwt? Come :33 down? ^-^ Down, couwt! down, king! ->_< Fow night-owls shwiek xDD whewe ÚwÚ mounting >_< wawks shouwd uWu sing. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ fwom :33 abuv -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What :33 says his Majesty? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Sorrow ÚwÚ and >w< gwief >_> of OwO heawt -:3 Makes him speak uWu fondwy, >_< wike :3 a >_> fwantic >w< man; ->_> Yet ^.^ he :3 is come. - -x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and his UwU attendants, x3 bewow - -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Stand >w< aww apawt, -And show fair >_> duty ^-^ to his Majesty. :3 [He kneels >w< down] -UwU My >_< gwacious wowd- -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Faiw uWu cousin, you debase >_> youw >_< pwincewy knee -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the base :3 eawth >_> pwoud with kissing it. ->w< Me wathew xDD had my OwO heawt UwU might ;;w;; feew >_> youw love ->w< Than my >w< unpweas'd eye UwU see >_> youw courtesy. -ÚwÚ Up, uWu cousin, up; >_> youw OwO heawt :3 is uWu up, I >w< knyow, ->_< [Touching his >_> own OwO head] ÚwÚ Thus UwU high at >_> weast, although >_> youw -knee >w< be ;;w;; wow. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, I come uWu but uWu fow >_< minye >w< own. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Your >_> own :3 is xDD youws, ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD youws, ÚwÚ and all. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ So :3 faw >w< be ÚwÚ minye, my UwU most wedoubted lord, -UwU As my OwO twue service uWu shaww deserve >_> youw wuv. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ Weww you desewve. ^.^ They ;;w;; weww deserve ^-^ to ^.^ have -:33 That xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ stwong'st ÚwÚ and >_> suwest uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ get. -:3 Uncwe, ^w^ give me >_> youw OwO hands; xDD nyay, OwO dwy >_> youw ^.^ eyes: -Tears show theiw love, uWu but UwU want theiw ^.^ wemedies. -uWu Cousin, I x3 am xDD too x3 young ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw fathew, -^-^ Though you awe ^.^ owd enough ^-^ to >w< be my :33 heiw. -What you uWu wiww x3 have, I'll >_> give, ÚwÚ and willing :33 too; ->_< Fow ^-^ do ^-^ we >w< must what x3 fowce uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO us do. -ÚwÚ Set uWu on towards Wondon. uWu Cousin, :3 is ^.^ it so? -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD Yea, my good :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then I >w< must ^.^ nyot uWu say nyo. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. -The DUKE >_< OF >_> YOWK's garden - -x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and two uWu WADIES - -x3 QUEEN. What uWu spowt uWu shaww ^-^ we devise here in :3 this garden -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ dwive away OwO the :33 heavy ^w^ thought >_> of x3 cawe? -ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ we'ww xDD pway at ^.^ bowws. -x3 QUEEN. 'Twiww ^-^ make me ÚwÚ think OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >_> wubs -And UwU that my >_> fowtunye runs x3 against OwO the bias. -ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ we'ww dance. -x3 QUEEN. UwU My >w< wegs can ^-^ keep nyo measuwe in >w< dewight, -When my UwU poow OwO heawt nyo measuwe >_< keeps in gwief; -OwO Thewefowe nyo uWu dancing, girl; >w< some uWu othew sport. -ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ we'ww tell tales. -x3 QUEEN. x3 Of UwU sowwow ^w^ ow >_> of uWu joy? -ÚwÚ WADY. x3 Of UwU eithew, ÚwÚ madam. -x3 QUEEN. x3 Of neither, girl; ->_< Fow ^-^ if >_> of joy, being ^-^ awtogethew wanting, -^w^ It doth wemembew me OwO the ^-^ mowe >_> of ^w^ sowwow; -Ow ^-^ if >_> of gwief, being ^-^ awtogethew ^-^ had, -^w^ It xDD adds ^-^ mowe UwU sowwow ^-^ to my UwU want >_> of >_< joy; ->_< Fow what I ^.^ have I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 wepeat, -And what I UwU want ^.^ it :33 boots ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> compwain. -ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, I'll uWu sing. -x3 QUEEN. ^.^ 'Tis well' UwU that :3 thou x3 hast cause; -But :3 thou shouldst >w< pwease me better wouldst :3 thou weep. -ÚwÚ WADY. I :33 couwd ;;w;; weep, UwU madam, would ^.^ it ^-^ do you :33 good. -x3 QUEEN. And I :33 couwd sing, would weeping ^-^ do me uWu good, -And never borrow ^-^ any >w< teaw >_> of thee. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ GAWDENyEW ÚwÚ and two UwU SEWVANTS - -But ÚwÚ stay, here come OwO the gardeners. -Let's xDD step OwO into OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of ^.^ these >_< twees. -UwU My wretchedness x3 unto :3 a row >_> of >w< pins, -^.^ They uWu wiww talk >_> of state, uWu fow every ^-^ onye doth OwO so -uWu Against :3 a ÚwÚ change: >_> woe :3 is fowewun with ^w^ woe. -[QUEEN ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES wetiwe] ->_> GAWDENyEW. Go, uWu bind :3 thou OwO up ^-^ yon ÚwÚ dangwing UwU apwicocks, ->w< Which, >_< wike xDD unwuwy ^-^ chiwdwen, ^-^ make theiw ^-^ siwe ->_> Stoop with oppression >_> of theiw :33 pwodigaw :3 weight; ->w< Give >w< some supportance ^-^ to OwO the bending >_< twigs. -uWu Go thou, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Eke OwO an executioner -xDD Cut x3 off OwO the :3 heads >_> of xDD too fast ;;w;; gwowing x3 spways -:33 That ÚwÚ wook xDD too lofty in ^-^ ouw ^.^ commonweawth: -^-^ Aww >w< must >w< be x3 even in ^-^ ouw guvwnment. -You ;;w;; thus xDD empwoy'd, I uWu wiww >w< go >w< woot away -The noisome weeds ;;w;; which ^-^ without >w< pwofit x3 suck -The UwU soiw's fewtiwity ^-^ fwom >_> whowesome xDD fwowews. -SERVANT. UwU Why shouwd >_> we, in OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of :3 a pawe, -Keep OwO waw ÚwÚ and fowm ÚwÚ and :3 due >_> pwopowtion, -^-^ Showing, as in :3 a model, ^-^ ouw ^w^ fiwm ^w^ estate, -When ^-^ ouw x3 sea-wawwed garden, OwO the xDD whowe wand, -^-^ Is :33 fuww >_> of :33 weeds; xDD hew ÚwÚ faiwest >_> fwowews >_< chok'd uWu up, -Her fwuit ;;w;; twees >w< aww ÚwÚ unpwun'd, xDD hew :33 hedges uWu wuin'd, -Her ^-^ knyots disordered, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_> whowesome hewbs -uWu Swawming with xDD catewpiwwaws? ->_> GAWDENyEW. Hold >w< thy ^-^ peace. -ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath suffer'd :3 this xDD disowdew'd spwing -;;w;; Hath :3 nyow ^-^ himsewf met with OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of UwU weaf; -The weeds ;;w;; which his OwO bwoad-spweading leaves >_> did shewtew, -:33 That >w< seem'd in ;;w;; eating him ^-^ to howd him uWu up, -uWu Awe UwU pwuck'd OwO up >w< woot ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu by Bowingbwoke- -I UwU mean OwO the Eaww >_> of ^w^ Wiwtshiwe, >w< Bushy, ÚwÚ Gween. -SERVANT. >_> What, awe uWu they ;;w;; dead? ->_> GAWDENyEW. ^.^ They ;;w;; awe; ÚwÚ and :3 Bowingbwoke -;;w;; Hath >w< seiz'd OwO the wastefuw King. :33 O, what ^-^ pity :3 is ^.^ it -:33 That ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO twimm'd ÚwÚ and dress'd his ^.^ wand -UwU As ^-^ we :3 this garden! We at UwU time >_> of yeaw -Do x3 wound OwO the bark, OwO the ^.^ skin >_> of ^-^ ouw fwuit trees, -OwO West, being OwO uvw-pwoud in ;;w;; sap ÚwÚ and blood, -x3 With xDD too >w< much riches ^.^ it xDD confound itself; -Had ^.^ he x3 donye OwO so ^-^ to gweat ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ men, -^.^ They UwU might ^.^ have Ev'd ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste -Their >w< fwuits >_> of >_< duty. Superfluous branches -We lop ^w^ away, UwU that beawing x3 boughs ^-^ may :3 wive; -Had ^.^ he x3 donye so, ^-^ himsewf xDD had UwU home OwO the UwU cwown, -^w^ Which ^.^ waste >_> of :33 idwe ^w^ houws ;;w;; hath ^-^ quite ^-^ thwown down. -SERVANT. >_> What, ÚwÚ think you OwO the UwU King uWu shaww >w< be deposed? ->_> GAWDENyEW. Depwess'd ^.^ he :3 is uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and ^w^ depos'd -^.^ 'Tis x3 doubt ^.^ he uWu wiww UwU be. Wettews came last night -ÚwÚ To :3 a dear fwiend >_> of OwO the good UwU Duke >_> of xDD Yowk's -:33 That tell bwack OwO tidings. -x3 QUEEN. :33 O, I x3 am ^.^ pwess'd ^-^ to death OwO thwough UwU want >_> of :33 speaking! ->_> [Coming forward] -uWu Thou, ^.^ owd uWu Adam's likeness, xDD set ^-^ to dwess :3 this garden, -OwO How dawes >w< thy harsh wude :33 tongue :33 sound :3 this unpweasing x3 nyews? -What >_< Eve, what serpent, ;;w;; hath ^.^ suggested OwO the -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a uWu second ^-^ faww >_> of x3 cuwsed man? -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou uWu say UwU King Richard :3 is ^w^ depos'd? -Dar'st thou, :3 thou wittwe better xDD thing than :3 eawth, -^.^ Divinye his downfall? Say, where, xDD when, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; how, ->_< Cam'st :3 thou uWu by :3 this i-iww ^-^ tidings? xDD Speak, :3 thou ÚwÚ wwetch. ->_> GAWDENyEW. Pawdon uWu me, ^.^ madam; wittwe ^.^ joy ^.^ have -ÚwÚ To bweathe :3 this news; ÚwÚ yet what I uWu say :3 is true. -UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^.^ he :3 is in OwO the :3 mighty howd -x3 Of :3 Bowingbwoke. Their :3 fowtunyes uWu both awe weigh'd. -UwU In >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's scale :3 is nyothing uWu but himself, -And >w< some xDD few uWu vanyities UwU that ^-^ make him ^-^ wight; -But in OwO the x3 bawance >_> of gweat Bolingbroke, -Besides himself, awe >w< aww OwO the Engwish peers, -And with UwU that >_> odds ^.^ he weighs UwU King Richard down. -x3 Post you ^-^ to London, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww find ^.^ it >w< so; -I speak nyo ^-^ mowe than every ^-^ onye doth know. -x3 QUEEN. >_< Nyimbwe :33 mischance, UwU that art OwO so ^.^ wight >_> of ^.^ foot, -^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< embassage belong ^-^ to uWu me, -And x3 am I last UwU that knows it? :33 O, :3 thou xDD thinkest -ÚwÚ To sewve me ^w^ wast, UwU that I ^-^ may longest ^-^ keep -x3 Thy UwU sowwow in my breast. ^w^ Come, uWu wadies, >w< go -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet at UwU Wondon ;;w;; Wondon's UwU King in ^w^ woe. ->_> What, ÚwÚ was I :3 bown ^-^ to this, UwU that my >_> sad ÚwÚ wook -;;w;; Shouwd OwO gwace OwO the ;;w;; twiumph >_> of gweat Bolingbroke? -xDD Gawd'nyew, uWu fow x3 tewwing me ^.^ these UwU nyews >_> of x3 woe, -;;w;; Pway :3 God OwO the pwants :3 thou >_< gwaft'st ^-^ may never xDD gwow! ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES ->_> GAWDENyEW. OwO Poow uWu Queen, OwO so UwU that >w< thy OwO state UwU might >w< be nyo ^.^ wowse, -I would my >_> skiww ;;w;; wewe :33 subject ^-^ to >w< thy curse. -;;w;; Hewe >_> did ^.^ she ^-^ faww :3 a xDD teaw; here in :3 this place -I'll xDD set :3 a bank >_> of rue, ^w^ souw hewb >_> of >_< gwace. -:3 Wue, x3 even uWu fow uWu wuth, here :33 showtwy uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ seen, -UwU In OwO the wemembwance >_> of :3 a weeping >w< queen. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. -OwO Westminstew Hall - -OwO Entew, as ^-^ to OwO the uWu Pawwiament, ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, >_< PEWCY, -^-^ FITZWATEW, SURREY, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, OwO the ;;w;; ABBOT >_< OF WESTMINSTEW, -ÚwÚ and others; HERALD, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and BAGOT - -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ Caww :3 fowth ^-^ Bagot. -Nyow, :33 Bagot, ^-^ fweewy speak >w< thy mind- -What :3 thou OwO dost xDD knyow >_> of x3 nyobwe :33 Gwoucestew's ^w^ death; -OwO Who wrought ^.^ it with OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who xDD pewfowm'd -The bwoody >w< office >_> of his ^.^ timewess OwO end. ->_> BAGOT. ;;w;; Then xDD set before my ;;w;; face OwO the Wowd ^w^ Aumewwe. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Cousin, ^.^ stand >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 upon UwU that xDD man. ->_> BAGOT. UwU My Wowd Aumewwe, I xDD knyow >_> youw daring :33 tongue -uWu Scowns ^-^ to ^-^ unsay what UwU once ^.^ it ;;w;; hath deliver'd. -UwU In UwU that UwU dead UwU time when :33 Gwoucestew's death ÚwÚ was plotted -I heard you uWu say 'Is ^.^ nyot my arm >_> of ^-^ wength, -:33 That weacheth ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD westfuw Engwish ^.^ Couwt -UwU As :3 faw as Cawais, ^-^ to >_< minye xDD uncwe's :3 head?' -Amongst >w< much uWu othew talk UwU that vewy UwU time -I heard you uWu say UwU that you xDD had wathew ^w^ wefuse -The :3 offew >_> of OwO an ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns ->w< Than ;;w;; Bowingbwoke's xDD wetuwn ^-^ to England; -uWu Adding ^-^ withaw, how bwest :3 this ^.^ wand would >w< be -UwU In :3 this >_> youw cousin's :33 death. ->_> AUMEWWE. OwO Pwinces, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, -What ÚwÚ answew uWu shaww I ^-^ make ^-^ to :3 this base man? -:33 Shaww I OwO so >w< much ^-^ dishonyouw my fair x3 staws -uWu On >w< equaw >_> tewms ^-^ to ^w^ give him x3 chastisement? -x3 Eithew I xDD must, ^w^ ow ^.^ have >_< minye uWu honyouw >_> soiw'd -x3 With OwO the uWu attaindew >_> of his >w< swandewous lips. -Thewe :3 is my :3 gage, OwO the uWu manyuaw >w< seaw >_> of death -:33 That ^.^ mawks ÚwÚ thee >_< out uWu fow ÚwÚ heww. I uWu say :3 thou wiest, -And uWu wiww maintain what :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said :3 is false -UwU In >w< thy heawt-bwood, OwO thwough being >w< aww xDD too base -ÚwÚ To :33 stain OwO the uWu tempew >_> of my :33 knyightwy ^w^ swowd. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 Bagot, forbear; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot UwU take ^.^ it :33 up. ->_> AUMEWWE. >_> Excepting one, I would ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO the :33 best -UwU In >w< aww :3 this :3 pwesence UwU that ;;w;; hath ;;w;; mov'd me ÚwÚ so. -^.^ FITZWATEW. >w< If UwU that >w< thy valour ^.^ stand uWu on >w< sympathy, -Thewe :3 is my :3 gage, Aumewwe, in :3 gage ^-^ to >w< thinye. -By UwU that fair >_< sun ;;w;; which >w< shows me xDD whewe :3 thou ÚwÚ stand'st, -I heard ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and >_< vauntingwy :3 thou :3 spak'st it, -:33 That :3 thou ^w^ wewt cause >_> of x3 nyobwe :33 Gwoucestew's :33 death. ->w< If :3 thou deniest ^.^ it twenty times, :3 thou UwU wiest; -And I uWu wiww xDD tuwn >w< thy :3 fawsehood ^-^ to >w< thy xDD heawt, -:3 Whewe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 fowged, with my >w< wapiew's point. ->_> AUMEWWE. Thou :33 daw'st ;;w;; nyot, xDD cowawd, live ^-^ to UwU see UwU that day. -^.^ FITZWATEW. Nyow, uWu by my >_> souw, I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 this hour. ->_> AUMEWWE. xDD Fitzwatew, :3 thou art :33 damn'd ^-^ to heww uWu fow ÚwÚ this. ->_> PEWCY. Aumewwe, :3 thou UwU wiest; his uWu honyouw :3 is as OwO twue -UwU In :3 this appeal as :3 thou art OwO an unjust; -And UwU that :3 thou art so, there I thwow my :3 gage, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu on ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU extwemest point -x3 Of x3 mowtaw bweathing. Seize it, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. ->_> AUMEWWE. An ^-^ if I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ may my ^.^ hands ÚwÚ wot >_> of -And never brandish ^-^ mowe wevengefuw >_< steew -Over OwO the glittering >_> hewmet >_> of my x3 foe! -:33 ANyOTHEW LORD. I ^w^ task OwO the :3 eawth ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ wike, >_> fowswown ^-^ Aumewwe; -And xDD spuw ÚwÚ thee uWu on with ^-^ fun as many :3 wies -UwU As ^-^ may >w< be :33 hawwoa'd in >w< thy treacherous ear -From >_< sun ^-^ to OwO sun. Thewe :3 is my honour's pawn; -xDD Engage ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the trial, ^-^ if :3 thou ^.^ dawest. ->_> AUMEWWE. OwO Who ^w^ sets me xDD ewse? By UwU heaven, I'll thwow at all! -I ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu spiwits in ^-^ onye uWu bweast -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew twenty ^w^ thousand such as you. -^w^ SUWWEY. UwU My Wowd xDD Fitzwatew, I ^-^ do wemembew ;;w;; weww -The vewy UwU time :3 Aumewwe ÚwÚ and you >_> did ^.^ tawk. -^.^ FITZWATEW. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true; you ;;w;; wewe in :3 pwesence then, -And you can witness with me :3 this :3 is true. -^w^ SUWWEY. UwU As fawse, uWu by UwU heaven, as >w< heaven itsewf :3 is true. -^.^ FITZWATEW. Surrey, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. -^w^ SUWWEY. xDD Dishonyouwabwe :33 boy! -:33 That lie uWu shaww lie OwO so :33 heavy uWu on my >_< swowd -:33 That ^.^ it uWu shaww render ;;w;; vengeance ÚwÚ and wevenge -;;w;; Tiww :3 thou OwO the ^.^ wie-givew ÚwÚ and UwU that lie ^-^ do ^.^ he -UwU In :3 eawth as >_> quiet as >w< thy >_< fathew's :33 skuww. -UwU In >_> pwoof whereof, there :3 is my honour's pawn; -xDD Engage ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the trial, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. -^.^ FITZWATEW. OwO How fondwy OwO dost :3 thou xDD spuw :3 a :3 fowwawd OwO howse! ->w< If I dare >w< eat, ^w^ ow x3 dwink, ^w^ ow x3 bweathe, ^w^ ow live, -I dare ^.^ meet Suwwey in :3 a wiwdewnyess, -And UwU spit x3 upon him UwU whiwst I uWu say ^.^ he :3 wies, -And :3 wies, ÚwÚ and wies. Thewe :3 is my bond >_> of :33 faith, -ÚwÚ To OwO tie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my >w< stwong >_> cowwection. -UwU As I intend ^-^ to thrive in :3 this OwO nyew UwU wowwd, -:3 Aumewwe :3 is OwO guiwty >_> of my OwO twue appeal. -UwU Besides, I heard OwO the banish'd ÚwÚ Nyowfowk uWu say -:33 That thou, Aumewwe, didst ^-^ send two >_> of >w< thy x3 men -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke at >w< Cawais. ->_> AUMEWWE. uWu Some >w< honyest ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD twust me with :3 a :3 gage -:33 That ÚwÚ Nyowfowk wies. ;;w;; Hewe ^-^ do I thwow ;;w;; down this, ->w< If ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be wepeaw'd ^-^ to twy his honyouw. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ These xDD diffewences uWu shaww >w< aww west uWu undew :3 gage -;;w;; Tiww ÚwÚ Nyowfowk >w< be wepeaw'd-wepeaw'd ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be -And, >w< though >_< minye enemy, ÚwÚ westow'd UwU again -ÚwÚ To >w< aww his x3 wands ÚwÚ and signories. When ^.^ he :3 is wetuwn'd, -uWu Against :3 Aumewwe ^-^ we uWu wiww enforce his trial. -^w^ CAWWISWE. :33 That honyouwabwe :3 day uWu shaww never >w< be xDD seen. ->_> Many :3 a UwU time ;;w;; hath banish'd ÚwÚ Nyowfowk xDD fought ->_< Fow Jesu UwU Chwist in ^w^ gwowious ÚwÚ Chwistian field, -Stweaming OwO the ^w^ ensign >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian cross -uWu Against bwack UwU pagans, ^.^ Tuwks, ÚwÚ and >_< Sawacens; -And, ^-^ toiw'd with ^w^ wowks >_> of war, ;;w;; wetiw'd ^-^ himsewf -ÚwÚ To Italy; ÚwÚ and there, at >_> Venyice, >_> gave -His ÚwÚ body ^-^ to UwU that >_> pweasant ^-^ countwy's :3 eawth, -And his ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ souw x3 unto his captain, x3 Chwist, -^.^ Undew uWu whose colours ^.^ he xDD had xDD fought OwO so UwU wong. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ Why, >_< Bishop, :3 is ÚwÚ Nyowfowk ;;w;; dead? -^w^ CAWWISWE. UwU As ^w^ suwewy as I live, my :33 wowd. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ Sweet xDD peace OwO conduct his ^w^ sweet ^w^ souw ^-^ to OwO the uWu bosom -x3 Of good ^.^ owd UwU Abwaham! ^.^ Wowds appellants, -Your xDD diffewences uWu shaww >w< aww west uWu undew :3 gage -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we assign you ^-^ to >_> youw >_< days >_> of UwU twiaw - -x3 Entew UwU YOWK, attended - -^.^ YOWK. Great UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew, I come ^-^ to OwO the -From >w< pwume-pwuck'd ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ who with willing ^w^ souw -^.^ Adopts ÚwÚ thee heir, ÚwÚ and his UwU high OwO sceptwe >w< yiewds -ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU possession >_> of >w< thy :33 woyaw hand. -xDD Ascend his thwonye, OwO descending :3 nyow ^-^ fwom x3 him- -And wong live Henry, >w< fouwth >_> of UwU that >_< nyame! -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU In God's uWu nyame, I'll ;;w;; ascend OwO the uWu wegaw thwonye. -^w^ CAWWISWE. x3 Mawwy, :3 God forbid! ->_< Wowst in :3 this :33 woyaw :3 pwesence ^-^ may I ÚwÚ speak, ->_> Yet :33 best >_> beseeming me ^-^ to speak OwO the :33 twuth. -Wouwd :3 God UwU that ^-^ any in :3 this x3 nyobwe :3 pwesence -Were enough x3 nyobwe ^-^ to >w< be UwU upwight ;;w;; judge -x3 Of x3 nyobwe OwO Wichawd! ;;w;; Then OwO twue xDD nyobwesse would -xDD Weawn him fowbeawance ^-^ fwom OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a ^.^ wwong. -What :33 subject can ^w^ give >_< sentence uWu on his king? -And ^-^ who OwO sits here UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU Wichawd's x3 subject? ->_< Thieves awe ^.^ nyot judg'd uWu but uWu they awe uWu by ^-^ to OwO heaw, -UwU Awthough apparent UwU guiwt >w< be uWu seen in them; -And uWu shaww OwO the figuwe >_> of God's ^-^ majesty, -His captain, ^w^ stewawd, uWu deputy ewect, -UwU Anyointed, crowned, planted many yeaws, -Be judg'd uWu by :33 subject ÚwÚ and :3 infewiow breath, -And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ pwesent? :33 O, ^w^ fowfend it, God, -:33 That in :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> cwimate souws >_< wefin'd -;;w;; Shouwd show OwO so heinous, :3 bwack, obscenye :3 a deed! -I speak ^-^ to :33 subjects, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 subject ^.^ speaks, -ÚwÚ Stiww'd OwO up uWu by God, ;;w;; thus ^.^ bowdwy uWu fow his xDD king. -UwU My Wowd >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ;;w;; hewe, xDD whom you caww ^-^ king, -^-^ Is :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> twaitow ^-^ to >_> pwoud OwO Hewefowd's king; -And ^-^ if you :3 cwown ^w^ him, let me ^.^ pwophesy- -The UwU bwood >_> of Engwish uWu shaww manyuwe OwO the >w< gwound, -And :33 futuwe >_> ages >_> gwoan uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ act; -xDD Peace uWu shaww >w< go ;;w;; sweep with OwO Tuwks ÚwÚ and infidels, -And in :3 this x3 seat >_> of xDD peace ÚwÚ tumuwtuous wars -:33 Shaww uWu kin with uWu kin ÚwÚ and >w< kind with >w< kind confound; -Disorder, OwO howwow, feaw, ÚwÚ and >w< mutiny, -:33 Shaww here ;;w;; inhabit, ÚwÚ and :3 this ^.^ wand >w< be xDD caww'd -The field >_> of Gowgotha ÚwÚ and UwU dead xDD men's >_< skuwws. -:33 O, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ waise :3 this house x3 against :3 this OwO house, -^w^ It uWu wiww OwO the woefullest *looks away* division ^w^ pwuv -:33 That >w< evew feww x3 upon :3 this x3 cuwsed xDD eawth. -Pwevent it, resist it, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so, -Lest OwO chiwd, OwO chiwd's ^-^ chiwdwen, x3 cwy x3 against you ^w^ woe. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Weww ^.^ have you ;;w;; awgued, siw; :3 and, uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, -x3 Of :3 capitaw uWu tweason ^-^ we arrest you here. -UwU My Wowd >_> of Westminstew, >w< be ^.^ it >_> youw chawge -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep him OwO safewy ÚwÚ tiww his :3 day >_> of trial. -May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, x3 wowds, ^-^ to gwant OwO the uWu commons' ^.^ suit? -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Fetch UwU hithew ÚwÚ Wichawd, UwU that in ^w^ common view -ÚwÚ He ^-^ may UwU suwwendew; OwO so ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 pwoceed -Without ^w^ suspicion. -^.^ YOWK. I uWu wiww >w< be his >_> conduct. Exit -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >w< Wowds, you UwU that here awe uWu undew ^-^ ouw awwest, -:33 Pwocuwe >_> youw UwU suweties uWu fow >_> youw >_< days >_> of >w< answew. -UwU Wittwe awe ^-^ we OwO behowding ^-^ to >_> youw love, -And wittwe ^.^ wook'd uWu fow at >_> youw hewping hands. - -;;w;; We-entew UwU YOWK, with KING :3 WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS -beawing OwO the ^-^ wegawia - -KING :33 WICHAWD. Awack, x3 why x3 am I x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, -Before I ^.^ have shook x3 off OwO the uWu wegaw >_> thoughts -uWu Whewewith I reign'd? I hardly ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd -ÚwÚ To >_> insinyuate, ^.^ fwattew, >_< bow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend my ^.^ knyee. ->w< Give UwU sowwow xDD weave :3 awhiwe ^-^ to OwO tutow me -ÚwÚ To :3 this :3 submission. >_> Yet I ;;w;; weww wemembew -The favouws >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ men. Were uWu they ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ minye? -OwO Did uWu they ^.^ nyot sometime x3 cwy 'Aww >_> haiw!' ^-^ to x3 me? -^w^ So uWu Judas >_> did ^-^ to :33 Chwist; uWu but >_< he, in x3 twewve, -;;w;; Found >w< twuth in >w< aww uWu but UwU onye; OwO I, in twewve OwO thousand, none. -:3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! uWu Wiww nyo man uWu say ÚwÚ amen? -OwO Am I uWu both pwiest ÚwÚ and cwewk? ^.^ Weww then, ^.^ amen. -:3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! although I >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD he; -And >_> yet, ;;w;; amen, ^-^ if >w< heaven ^-^ do ÚwÚ think him >_> me. -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do what service x3 am I x3 sent uWu fow ^w^ hithew? -^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do UwU that >w< office >_> of UwU thinye >_> own good uWu wiww -^w^ Which ^.^ tiwed majesty >_> did ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; offew- -The UwU wesignyation >_> of >w< thy OwO state ÚwÚ and :3 cwown -ÚwÚ To ^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke. -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Give me OwO the ^w^ cwown. Here, uWu cousin, ÚwÚ seize OwO the ^w^ cwown. -Here, uWu cousin, -uWu On :3 this >_> side my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and uWu on UwU that >_> side >w< thinye. -Nyow :3 is :3 this gowden :3 cwown >_< wike :3 a ^-^ deep ;;w;; weww -:33 That ÚwÚ owes two uWu buckets, ^w^ fiwwing ^-^ onye >w< anyothew; -The emptier >w< evew ^-^ dancing in OwO the :3 aiw, -The uWu othew down, ;;w;; unseen, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of watew. -:33 That :33 bucket ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ fun >_> of ;;w;; teaws x3 am OwO I, ->_< Dwinking my ^.^ gwiefs, UwU whiwst you x3 mount OwO up uWu on uWu high. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I ^w^ thought you xDD had >_< been willing ^-^ to ÚwÚ wesign. -KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My :3 cwown I ^.^ am; uWu but still my gwiefs awe x3 minye. -You ^-^ may my glories ÚwÚ and my OwO state OwO depose, -But ^.^ nyot my griefs; still x3 am I ;;w;; king >_> of those. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Part >_> of >_> youw >_> cawes you ^w^ give me with >_> youw ^w^ cwown. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Your >_> cawes xDD set OwO up ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD pwuck my >_> cawes down. -UwU My cawe :3 is woss >_> of cawe, uWu by ^.^ owd cawe done; -Your cawe :3 is >_< gain >_> of cawe, uWu by OwO nyew cawe x3 won. -The >_> cawes I ^w^ give I x3 have, >w< though >w< given away; -^.^ They tend OwO the UwU cwown, ÚwÚ yet still with me uWu they >_> stay. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Awe you OwO contented ^-^ to resign OwO the crown? -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, no; no, ÚwÚ ay; uWu fow I >w< must nyothing ^w^ be; -OwO Thewefowe nyo no, uWu fow I resign ^-^ to thee. -Nyow mark me how I uWu wiww ;;w;; undo :3 mysewf: -I ^w^ give :3 this :33 heavy OwO weight ^-^ fwom x3 off my uWu head, -And :3 this >w< unwiewdy OwO sceptwe ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; hand, -The uWu pwide >_> of >w< kingwy ^.^ sway ^-^ fwom >_< out my >_> heawt; -x3 With >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; teaws I wash away my x3 bawm, -x3 With >_< minye >_> own ^.^ hands I ^w^ give away my UwU cwown, -x3 With >_< minye >_> own :33 tongue deny my xDD sacwed state, -x3 With >_< minye >_> own >_> bweath ^-^ wewease >w< aww ÚwÚ duteous :3 oaths; -^-^ Aww OwO pomp ÚwÚ and majesty I ^-^ do fowsweaw; -UwU My manors, ^-^ wents, wevenyues, I x3 fowgo; -UwU My :3 acts, decwees, ÚwÚ and ^w^ statutes, I deny. -:3 God pawdon >w< aww oaths UwU that awe x3 bwoke ^-^ to UwU me! -:3 God ^-^ keep >w< aww >_< vows uWu unbwoke awe :3 made ^-^ to thee! -UwU Make uWu me, UwU that nyothing x3 have, with nyothing griev'd, -And :3 thou with >w< aww pleas'd, UwU that x3 hast OwO an achiev'd. -Wong uWu mayst :3 thou live in UwU Wichawd's x3 seat ^-^ to >_> sit, -And >_> soon lie Richard in OwO an earthly xDD pit. -:3 God :33 save UwU King Henry, ÚwÚ unking'd Richard uWu says, -And ^-^ send him many years >_> of sunshinye x3 days! -What ^-^ mowe uWu wemains? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe; uWu but UwU that you ;;w;; wead -^.^ These x3 accusations, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these grievous >w< cwimes -uWu Committed uWu by >_> youw person ÚwÚ and >_> youw followers -uWu Against OwO the OwO state ÚwÚ and >w< pwofit >_> of :3 this >w< wand; -That, uWu by confessing ;;w;; them, OwO the souws >_> of x3 men -May ^.^ deem UwU that you awe :3 wowthiwy :3 depos'd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Must I ^-^ do so? And >w< must I ^.^ wavew >_< out -UwU My >_> weav'd-up ^.^ fowwies? ;;w;; Gentwe ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ->w< If >w< thy offences ;;w;; wewe x3 upon record, -Wouwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ thee in OwO so fair :3 a >_< twoop -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead :3 a >_< wectuwe >_> of >w< them? >w< If :3 thou wouldst, -Thewe shouldst :3 thou find ^-^ onye >w< heinyous awticwe, -Containying OwO the ÚwÚ deposing >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king -And x3 cwacking OwO the >w< stwong ;;w;; wawwant >_> of OwO an ^-^ oath, -Mark'd with :3 a blot, :33 damn'd in OwO the book >_> of >_< heaven. -;;w;; Nyay, >w< aww >_> of you UwU that ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 upon me ->w< Whiwst UwU that my wretchedness doth :33 bait ÚwÚ mysewf, -^-^ Though >w< some >_> of you, with Piwate, wash >_> youw x3 hands, ->w< Showing OwO an >_> outwawd pity-yet you Piwates ->_< Have here deliver'd me ^-^ to my ^w^ souw cross, -And >w< watew cannyot wash away >_> youw UwU sin. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My lord, OwO dispatch; ;;w;; wead o'ew ^.^ these -articles. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Minye eyes awe :33 fuww >_> of teaws; I cannyot :3 see. -And ÚwÚ yet salt >w< watew xDD bwinds them ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much -But uWu they can UwU see :3 a sort >_> of ^-^ twaitows here. -;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if I xDD tuwn >_< minye eyes x3 upon ÚwÚ mysewf, -I find ^-^ mysewf :3 a >_> twaitow with OwO the west; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have >w< given here my >_< souw's consent -:33 T'undeck OwO the UwU pompous ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a king; -^w^ Made >_> gwowy base, ÚwÚ and sovereignty :3 a slave, -Proud majesty :3 a :3 subject, OwO state :3 a ^-^ peasant. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My wowd- -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Nyo lord >_> of thinye, :3 thou :3 haught insulting man, -Nyow nyo ÚwÚ man's ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have nyo uWu nyame, nyo tide- -No, ^.^ nyot UwU that name ÚwÚ was >w< given me at OwO the font- -But 'tis usurp'd. ;;w;; Awack OwO the :33 heavy day, -:33 That I ^.^ have OwO wown OwO so many :33 wintews out, -And xDD knyow ^.^ nyot :3 nyow what name ^-^ to caww ^w^ mysewf! -:3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO mockewy ;;w;; king >_> of snyow, -UwU Standing before OwO the >_< sun >_> of :3 Bowingbwoke -ÚwÚ To OwO mewt ^-^ mysewf away in >w< watew ^w^ dwops! -Good ^-^ king, gweat ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy uWu good, -An ^-^ if my >_> wowd >w< be x3 stewwing ÚwÚ yet in >_> Engwand, ->_> Wet ^.^ it xDD command :3 a >_< miwwow UwU hithew stwaight, -:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may show me what :3 a ;;w;; face I ^.^ have -x3 Since ^.^ it :3 is bankrupt >_> of his majesty. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Go >w< some >_> of you ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch :3 a looking-glass. -Exit OwO an :33 attendant -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. x3 Wead o'ew :3 this paper >_< whiwe OwO the :3 gwass doth come. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ Fiend, :3 thou >_< towments me ewe I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Uwge ^.^ it nyo :3 mowe, my Wowd ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The ÚwÚ Commons uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, then, >w< be >_> satisfied. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be >_> satisfied. I'll ;;w;; wead enyough, -When I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the vewy book >_< indeed -:3 Whewe >w< aww my x3 sins awe ^w^ wwit, ÚwÚ and that's ^-^ mysewf. - -;;w;; We-entew :33 attendant with :3 gwass - ->w< Give me UwU that glass, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein uWu wiww I read. -:3 Nyo uWu deepew wrinkles :3 yet? ;;w;; Hath UwU sowwow struck -^w^ So many uWu bwows x3 upon :3 this ;;w;; face >_> of >_< minye -And :3 made nyo uWu deepew UwU wounds? :3 O flatt'ring glass, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to my followers in x3 pwospewity, -Thou OwO dost beguiwe UwU me! >_> Was :3 this ;;w;; face OwO the ;;w;; face -:33 That every :3 day uWu undew his househowd >_< woof -OwO Did ^-^ keep >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ men? >_> Was :3 this OwO the ;;w;; face -:33 That >_< wike OwO the >_< sun >_> did ^-^ make *twerks* behowdews ^.^ wink? -^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ;;w;; face ;;w;; which ^-^ fac'd OwO so many fowwies -:33 That ÚwÚ was at last >_> out-fac'd uWu by Bolingbroke? -OwO A ÚwÚ bwittwe >_> gwowy shineth in :3 this ^.^ face; -UwU As ÚwÚ bwittwe as OwO the >_> gwowy :3 is OwO the ^.^ face; -^w^ [Dashes OwO the :3 gwass x3 against OwO the ;;w;; gwound] ->_< Fow there ^.^ it ;;w;; is, cwack'd in :3 a ^-^ hundwed shivers. -Mark, ;;w;; siwent ^-^ king, OwO the :33 mowaw >_> of :3 this spowt- -OwO How >_> soon my UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath OwO destwoy'd my face. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. The ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath OwO destwoy'd -The ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw face. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Say UwU that again. -The ;;w;; shadow >_> of my sorrow? Ha! wet's :3 see. -^.^ 'Tis vewy ÚwÚ twue: my >w< gwief :3 wies >w< aww :3 within; -And ^.^ these ^-^ extewnyaw manner >_> of laments -uWu Awe mewewy ^w^ shadows ^-^ to OwO the >_> unseen >w< gwief -:33 That swells with siwence in OwO the towtuw'd ÚwÚ souw. -Thewe :3 wies OwO the substance; ÚwÚ and I :3 thank ^.^ thee, ^-^ king, ->_< Fow >w< thy gweat x3 bounty, UwU that ^.^ nyot only >w< giv'st ->w< Me cause ^-^ to waiw, uWu but teachest me OwO the uWu way -OwO How ^-^ to >_> wament OwO the ^.^ cause. I'll UwU beg ^-^ onye >w< boon, -And then >w< be gonye ÚwÚ and twoubwe you nyo more. -:33 Shaww I >w< obtain it? -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >w< Nyame it, fair >w< cousin. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Faiw ÚwÚ cousin! I x3 am gweatew than :3 a king; ->_< Fow when I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ king, my ^w^ fwattewews -Were then uWu but ^w^ subjects; being :3 nyow :3 a :3 subject, -I ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; king here ^-^ to my uWu fwattewew. ->_> Being OwO so >_> gweat, I ^.^ have nyo :3 nyeed ^-^ to >_> beg. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Yet ask. -KING :33 WICHAWD. And uWu shaww I have? -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. You shall. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Whithew? -KING :33 WICHAWD. Whither you wiww, OwO so I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ fwom >_> youw sights. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Go, >w< some >_> of you convey him ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 O, uWu good! >_< Convey! >_< Conveyews awe you aww, -:33 That xDD wise ;;w;; thus nimbly uWu by :3 a OwO twue :3 king's OwO faww. ->_< Exeunt KING :3 WICHAWD, >w< some ^.^ Wowds ÚwÚ and :3 a Guard -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu On Wednyesday next ^-^ we solemnly xDD set ;;w;; down -Our coronation. >w< Wowds, :33 pwepawe ÚwÚ youwsewves. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the ;;w;; ABBOT >_< OF WESTMINSTEW, OwO the -:3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, ÚwÚ and ^w^ AUMEWWE -ABBOT. OwO A :3 woefuw UwU pageant ^.^ have ^-^ we here xDD behewd. -^w^ CAWWISWE. The :3 woe's ^-^ to x3 come; OwO the chiwdwen ÚwÚ yet unborn -:33 Shaww ;;w;; feew :3 this :3 day as shawp ^-^ to them as >_> thown. ->_> AUMEWWE. You holy xDD cwewgymen, :3 is there nyo plot -ÚwÚ To x3 wid OwO the >_< weawm >_> of :3 this pernicious bwot? -ABBOT. UwU My lord, -Before I ^-^ fweewy speak my :33 mind herein, -You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot only UwU take OwO the sacrament -ÚwÚ To :33 buwy >_< minye intents, uWu but ÚwÚ awso ^-^ to :33 effect -Whatevew I uWu shaww >_> happen ^-^ to x3 devise. -I UwU see >_> youw uWu bwows awe :33 fuww >_> of :33 discontent, -Your hearts >_> of xDD sowwow, ÚwÚ and >_> youw eyes >_> of uWu teaws. -Come UwU home with me ^-^ to :3 suppew; I uWu wiww uWu way -OwO A plot uWu shaww show OwO us >w< aww :3 a >_> mewwy day. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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OwO A uWu stweet leading ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew - -x3 Entew OwO the QUEEN, with xDD hew attendants - -x3 QUEEN. :3 This uWu way OwO the UwU King uWu wiww x3 come; :3 this :3 is OwO the uWu way -ÚwÚ To Julius Caesar's >_< iww-ewected tower, -ÚwÚ To uWu whose fwint uWu bosom my xDD condemnyed lord -^-^ Is ^.^ doom'd :3 a pwisonyew uWu by >_> pwoud :3 Bowingbwoke. -;;w;; Hewe let OwO us rest, ^-^ if :3 this >w< webewwious :3 eawth ->_< Have ^-^ any >_> westing uWu fow xDD hew OwO twue King's >w< queen. - -x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and Guard - -But soft, uWu but >_> see, ^w^ ow wathew ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> see, -UwU My fair wose ^w^ withew. >_> Yet ÚwÚ wook uWu up, uWu behowd, -:33 That you in ^-^ pity ^-^ may dissowve ^-^ to UwU dew, -And wash him ^.^ fwesh UwU again with ^w^ twue-wuv uWu teaws. -xDD Ah, thou, OwO the :3 modew xDD whewe ^.^ owd ^-^ Twoy >_> did ÚwÚ stand; -Thou ÚwÚ map >_> of xDD honyouw, :3 thou UwU King UwU Wichawd's OwO tomb, -And ^.^ nyot UwU King Wichawd; :3 thou UwU most uWu beauteous ÚwÚ inn, -UwU Why shouwd >_> hawd-favouw'd >w< gwief >w< be :33 wodg'd in ^.^ thee, -When ;;w;; twiumph :3 is ÚwÚ become OwO an alehouse guest? -KING :33 WICHAWD. Join ^.^ nyot with gwief, fair woman, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my ^-^ end xDD too >_< sudden. Weawn, good >_> souw, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw fowmew OwO state :3 a x3 happy ^-^ dweam; -From ;;w;; which ÚwÚ awak'd, OwO the >w< twuth >_> of what ^-^ we awe ->w< Shows OwO us uWu but :33 this: I x3 am sworn :33 bwothew, ;;w;; sweet, -ÚwÚ To >w< gwim Nyecessity; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ and -uWu Wiww ^-^ keep :3 a >_> weague ÚwÚ tiww :33 death. Hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU Fwance, -And ^-^ cwoistew ÚwÚ thee in >w< some ^-^ wewigious >_< house. -Our holy ;;w;; wives >w< must ^.^ win :3 a OwO nyew world's UwU cwown, -^w^ Which ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwofanye ^w^ houws here ^.^ have ^-^ thwown down. -x3 QUEEN. >_> What, :3 is my Richard uWu both in ^-^ shape ÚwÚ and :33 mind -^w^ Twansfowm'd ÚwÚ and weak'ned? ;;w;; Hath :3 Bowingbwoke ^w^ depos'd ->_< Thinye OwO intewwect? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he >_< been in >w< thy :3 heawt? -The x3 wion ^.^ dying thrusteth :3 fowth his :33 paw -And wounds OwO the :3 eawth, ^-^ if nyothing ewse, with ;;w;; wage -ÚwÚ To >w< be o'erpow'r'd; ÚwÚ and xDD wiwt thou, pupil-like, -;;w;; Take OwO the correction mildly, ÚwÚ kiss OwO the >w< wod, -And ^w^ fawn uWu on ;;w;; wage with base >w< humiwity, -^w^ Which art :3 a x3 wion ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of x3 beasts? -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A ;;w;; king >_> of ;;w;; beasts, uWu indeed! >w< If >w< aught uWu but ;;w;; beasts, -I xDD had >_< been still :3 a x3 happy ;;w;; king >_> of ^-^ men. -Good ^.^ sometimes queen, :33 pwepawe ÚwÚ thee x3 hence uWu fow OwO Fwance. -:33 Think I x3 am OwO dead, ÚwÚ and UwU that x3 even here :3 thou takest, -UwU As ^-^ fwom my x3 death-bed, >w< thy last :3 wiving weave. -UwU In wintew's >w< tedious nyights ^-^ sit uWu by OwO the x3 fiwe -x3 With good ^.^ owd >_> fowks, ÚwÚ and let them tell ÚwÚ thee tales -x3 Of :3 woefuw >_> ages wong >_< ago :3 betid; -And ewe :3 thou ;;w;; bid good night, ^-^ to ;;w;; quit theiw gwiefs ->_> Teww :3 thou OwO the lamentable xDD tawe >_> of uWu me, -And ^-^ send OwO the >w< heawews weeping ^-^ to theiw :33 beds; ->_< Fow >_> why, OwO the ÚwÚ sensewess bwands uWu wiww x3 sympathize -The :33 heavy accent >_> of >w< thy ^w^ moving tongue, -And in compassion weep OwO the x3 fiwe ^-^ out; -And >w< some uWu wiww mourn in ^w^ ashes, >w< some uWu coaw-bwack, ->_< Fow OwO the ÚwÚ deposing >_> of :3 a ^-^ wightfuw xDD king. - -x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND attended - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My lord, OwO the :33 mind >_> of :3 Bowingbwoke :3 is *cuddles you* chang'd; -You >w< must ^-^ to :3 Pomfwet, ^.^ nyot x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew. -And, UwU madam, there :3 is owdew ta'en uWu fow >w< you: -x3 With >w< aww swift ÚwÚ speed you >w< must away ^-^ to OwO Fwance. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, :3 thou ÚwÚ waddew whewewithaw -The ÚwÚ mounting :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ ascends my thwonye, -The UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be many ^w^ houws >_> of :3 age -Mowe than ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ewe ;;w;; fouw xDD sin xDD gathewing head -:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO into cowwuption. Thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ think -^-^ Though ^.^ he >_> divide OwO the >_< weawm ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee half -^w^ It :3 is xDD too little, hewping him ^-^ to uWu aww; -And ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ think UwU that thou, ;;w;; which OwO knyowest OwO the uWu way -ÚwÚ To >_> pwant unrightful ÚwÚ kings, xDD wiwt xDD knyow uWu again, ->_> Being :33 nye'ew OwO so wittwe uwg'd, another uWu way -ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck him >_> headwong ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; usuwped thwonye. -The love >_> of ;;w;; wicked x3 men >w< convewts ^-^ to fear; -:33 That ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to hate; ÚwÚ and UwU hate ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ onye ^w^ ow uWu both -ÚwÚ To >w< wowthy danger ÚwÚ and >w< desewved :33 death. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My UwU guiwt >w< be uWu on my uWu head, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. -;;w;; Take leave, ÚwÚ and part; uWu fow you >w< must part x3 fowthwith. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Doubwy :3 divowc'd! Bad ^-^ men, you viowate -OwO A >w< twofowd >_> mawwiage-'twixt my :3 cwown ÚwÚ and uWu me, -And then ;;w;; betwixt me ÚwÚ and my married wife. ->_> Wet me ;;w;; unkiss OwO the OwO oath :33 'twixt ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and me; -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot so, uWu fow with :3 a ÚwÚ kiss 'twas ^.^ made. -Part >w< us, ^w^ Nyowthumbewwand; I towards OwO the north, -:3 Whewe ^.^ shivewing x3 cowd ÚwÚ and sicknyess pines OwO the OwO cwime; -UwU My UwU wife ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ^-^ fwom :3 whence xDD set :3 fowth in uWu pomp, -She came OwO adownyed UwU hithew >_< wike ^w^ sweet uWu May, -xDD Sent xDD back >_< wike Hawwowmas ^w^ ow showt'st >_> of day. -x3 QUEEN. And >w< must ^-^ we >w< be >w< divided? Must ^-^ we :3 pawt? -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, hand ^-^ fwom ;;w;; hand, my love, ÚwÚ and OwO heawt ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ heawt. -x3 QUEEN. Banish OwO us ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send OwO the UwU King with >_> me. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 That ;;w;; wewe >w< some love, uWu but wittwe :33 powicy. -x3 QUEEN. ;;w;; Then :33 whithew ^.^ he :33 goes thithew let me ^.^ go. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ So ^-^ two, >_> togethew :3 weeping, ^-^ make ^-^ onye ^w^ woe. -UwU Weep :3 thou uWu fow me in UwU Fwance, I uWu fow ÚwÚ thee xDD hewe; ->_< Bettew :3 faw x3 off than uWu nyeaw, >w< be :33 nye'ew OwO the >w< nyeaw. -Go, ;;w;; count >w< thy uWu way with UwU sighs; I >_< minye with x3 gwoans. -x3 QUEEN. ^w^ So longest uWu way uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the longest >w< moans. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Twice uWu fow ^-^ onye xDD step I'll groan, OwO the uWu way being showt, -And piece OwO the uWu way >_< out with :3 a :33 heavy ÚwÚ heawt. -^w^ Come, xDD come, in :3 wooing UwU sowwow wet's >w< be brief, -Since, >w< wedding it, there :3 is such wength in ^w^ gwief. ->_< Onye ÚwÚ kiss uWu shaww xDD stop ^-^ ouw uWu mouths, ÚwÚ and dumbly part; -ÚwÚ Thus ^w^ give I ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus UwU take I >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. -x3 QUEEN. >w< Give me >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ again; 'twere nyo good part -ÚwÚ To UwU take uWu on me ^-^ to ^-^ keep ÚwÚ and :33 kiww >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. -UwU So, :3 nyow I ^.^ have >_< minye >_> own uWu again, >w< be gone. -:33 That I ^-^ may ^-^ stwive ^-^ to :33 kiww ^.^ it with :3 a groan. -KING :33 WICHAWD. We ^-^ make >_> woe >_< wanton with :3 this OwO fond delay. ->w< Once :3 mowe, >w< adieu; OwO the west let UwU sowwow >w< say. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. -The DUKE >_< OF >_> YOWK's :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS - -UwU DUCHESS. UwU My :3 Wowd, you told me you would tell OwO the rest, -When weeping :3 made you >_< bweak OwO the story OwO off, -x3 Of ^-^ ouw two ÚwÚ cousins' UwU coming OwO into Wondon. -^.^ YOWK. :3 Whewe >_> did I weave? -UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ At UwU that >_> sad ÚwÚ stop, my lord, -:3 Whewe wude x3 misguvwnyed ^.^ hands ^-^ fwom windows' :3 tops -Thwew ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and ^-^ wubbish uWu on UwU King UwU Wichawd's head. -^.^ YOWK. >_> Then, as I said, OwO the Duke, gweat Bolingbroke, -:33 Mounted x3 upon :3 a ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and :33 fiewy uWu steed -^w^ Which his :3 aspiwing >_< widew >w< seem'd ^-^ to >w< knyow, -x3 With uWu swow uWu but xDD statewy pace ^-^ kept uWu on his ^.^ couwse, ->w< Whiwst >w< aww ^.^ tongues :3 cwied 'God :33 save ^.^ thee, Bolingbroke!' -You would ^.^ have ^w^ thought OwO the vewy uWu windows xDD spake, -^w^ So many greedy looks >_> of x3 young ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd -^.^ Thwough UwU casements dawted theiw :3 desiwing eyes -:3 Upon his :33 visage; ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< aww OwO the >_< wawws -x3 With ^w^ painted UwU imagewy xDD had ^w^ said at UwU once ->_< 'Jesu OwO pwesewve thee! Wewcome, Bolingbroke!' ->w< Whiwst >_< he, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ onye >_> side ^-^ to OwO the uWu othew >w< tuwnying, ->w< Baweheaded, wowew than his >_> pwoud >_< steed's neck, -UwU Bespake them thus, OwO 'I :3 thank you, :33 countwymen.' -And ;;w;; thus still ÚwÚ doing, ;;w;; thus ^.^ he ^w^ pass'd awong. -UwU DUCHESS. Awack, UwU poow OwO Wichawd! xDD whewe rode ^.^ he OwO the whilst? -^.^ YOWK. UwU As in :3 a x3 theatwe OwO the eyes >_> of x3 men -:33 Aftew :3 a weww-gwac'd actow leaves OwO the OwO stage -uWu Awe OwO idwy bent uWu on him UwU that ÚwÚ entews nyext, -^.^ Thinking his pwattwe ^-^ to >w< be tedious; ->_< Even so, ^w^ ow with >w< much ^-^ mowe ^w^ contempt, xDD men's eyes -OwO Did scoww uWu on gentwe Wichawd; nyo man :3 cwied 'God :33 save uWu him!' -:3 Nyo >_< joyfuw :33 tongue >_> gave him his ^-^ wewcome >_< home; -But ^.^ dust ÚwÚ was ^-^ thwown x3 upon his xDD sacwed ÚwÚ head; -^w^ Which with such gentwe UwU sowwow ^.^ he shook OwO off, -His ;;w;; face still ;;w;; combating with ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and smiles, -The >w< badges >_> of his >w< gwief ÚwÚ and >_> patience, -:33 That xDD had ^.^ nyot God, uWu fow >w< some >w< stwong >_< puwpose, steel'd -The hearts >_> of ^-^ men, uWu they >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce ^.^ have ^w^ mewted, -And x3 bawbawism itsewf ^.^ have ^w^ pitied >_> him. -But >w< heaven ;;w;; hath :3 a hand in ^.^ these ^.^ events, -ÚwÚ To uWu whose UwU high uWu wiww ^-^ we bound ^-^ ouw UwU cawm contents. -ÚwÚ To :3 Bowingbwoke awe ^-^ we sworn uWu subjects nyow, -uWu Whose OwO state ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw I uWu fow :3 aye OwO awwow. -UwU DUCHESS. ;;w;; Hewe comes my :3 son ^w^ Aumewwe. -^.^ YOWK. :3 Aumewwe UwU that ÚwÚ was -But UwU that :3 is lost uWu fow being UwU Wichawd's OwO fwiend, -And UwU madam, you >w< must caww him Wudand OwO nyow. -I x3 am in Parliament ;;w;; pwedge uWu fow his >w< twuth -And ÚwÚ wasting fealty ^-^ to OwO the nyew-made xDD king. - -x3 Entew ^w^ AUMEWWE - -UwU DUCHESS. Wewcome, my :33 son. OwO Who awe OwO the :3 viowets :3 nyow -:33 That UwU stwew OwO the green OwO wap >_> of OwO the OwO nyew come spring? ->_> AUMEWWE. ^w^ Madam, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow I OwO gweatwy cawe not. -:3 God knows I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be UwU nyonye as ^w^ onye. -^.^ YOWK. Weww, bear you ;;w;; weww in :3 this OwO nyew spwing >_> of UwU time, -Lest you >w< be OwO cwopp'd before you come ^-^ to prime. -What UwU nyews ^-^ fwom ^-^ Oxfowd? Do ^.^ these UwU justs ÚwÚ and uWu twiumphs ;;w;; howd? ->_> AUMEWWE. >_< Fow >w< aught I >w< knyow, my lord, uWu they do. -^.^ YOWK. You uWu wiww >w< be there, I know. ->_> AUMEWWE. >w< If :3 God >w< pwevent ;;w;; nyot, I OwO puwpose ÚwÚ so. -^.^ YOWK. What >w< seaw :3 is UwU that UwU that ^-^ without >w< thy ^w^ bosom? -xDD Yea, wook'st :3 thou UwU pawe? >_> Wet me UwU see OwO the >_< wwiting. ->_> AUMEWWE. UwU My lord, 'tis nothing. -^.^ YOWK. :3 Nyo matter, then, ^-^ who UwU see it. -I uWu wiww >w< be xDD satisfied; let me UwU see OwO the >_< wwiting. ->_> AUMEWWE. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon me; -^w^ It :3 is :3 a matter >_> of small consequence -^w^ Which uWu fow >w< some reasons I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD seen. -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Which uWu fow >w< some uWu weasons, ;;w;; siw, I UwU mean ^-^ to :3 see. -I feaw, I ÚwÚ feaw- -UwU DUCHESS. What shouwd you feaw? -^.^ 'Tis nyothing uWu but >w< some bond UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ent'red OwO into ->_< Fow ^.^ gay apparel >w< 'gainst OwO the ;;w;; twiumph-day. -^.^ YOWK. Bound ^-^ to himsewf! What doth ^.^ he with :3 a bond -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is bound UwU to? x3 Wife, :3 thou art :3 a >_> foow. -UwU Boy, let me UwU see OwO the >_< wwiting. ->_> AUMEWWE. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, pawdon me; I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot show it. -^.^ YOWK. I uWu wiww >w< be xDD satisfied; let me UwU see it, I >w< say. -:3 [He plucks ^.^ it >_< out >_> of his ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and weads OwO it] -Treason, ;;w;; fouw xDD tweason! ^w^ Viwwain! traitor! slave! -UwU DUCHESS. What :3 is OwO the matter, my UwU wowd? -^.^ YOWK. ^.^ Ho! ^-^ who :3 is within thewe? - -x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ sewvant - -Saddle my ÚwÚ howse. -:3 God uWu fow his >w< mewcy, what ^.^ tweachewy :3 is :3 hewe! -UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Why, Yowk, what :3 is it, my UwU wowd? -^.^ YOWK. >w< Give me my >_< boots, I ^w^ say; saddle my ÚwÚ howse. -Exit ^-^ sewvant -Nyow, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, uWu by my xDD wife, my ^w^ twoth, -I uWu wiww UwU appeach OwO the :3 viwwain. -UwU DUCHESS. What :3 is OwO the matter? -^.^ YOWK. Peace, foowish OwO woman. -UwU DUCHESS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ peace. What :3 is OwO the matter, Aumewwe? ->_> AUMEWWE. Good mothew, >w< be >w< content; ^.^ it :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ->w< Than my UwU poow life >w< must >w< answew. -UwU DUCHESS. x3 Thy life ^.^ answew! -^.^ YOWK. >_< Bwing me my >_> boots. I uWu wiww x3 unto OwO the King. - -His man ÚwÚ entews with his :33 boots - -UwU DUCHESS. Stwike ^w^ him, ^w^ Aumewwe. OwO Poow OwO boy, :3 thou art amaz'd. -ÚwÚ Hence, viwwain! never ^-^ mowe come in my ^w^ sight. -^.^ YOWK. >w< Give me my >_< boots, I >w< say. -UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Why, Yowk, what xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? -uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot hide OwO the ÚwÚ twespass >_> of UwU thinye ^-^ own? ->_< Have ^-^ we ^-^ mowe UwU sons? ^w^ ow awe ^-^ we >_< wike ^-^ to have? -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my ÚwÚ teeming ^-^ date dwunk OwO up with >_> time? -And xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD pwuck my fair :3 son ^-^ fwom >_< minye :3 age -And x3 wob me >_> of :3 a x3 happy >_> mothew's name? -^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO thee? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot UwU thinye ^-^ own? -^.^ YOWK. Thou OwO fond mad woman, -uWu Wiwt :3 thou conceal :3 this dark :3 conspiwacy? -OwO A ;;w;; dozen >_> of them here ^.^ have ta'en OwO the xDD sacwament, -And :3 intewchangeabwy xDD set ;;w;; down theiw ^.^ hands -ÚwÚ To :33 kiww OwO the UwU King at Oxford. -UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ nyonye; ->w< We'ww ^-^ keep him here. ;;w;; Then what :3 is UwU that ^-^ to OwO him? -^.^ YOWK. Away, OwO fond woman! ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he twenty xDD times my :3 son -I would UwU appeach >_> him. -UwU DUCHESS. uWu Hadst :3 thou x3 gwoan'd uWu fow him -UwU As I ^.^ have >_< donye, :3 thou wouldst >w< be ^-^ mowe pitiful. -But :3 nyow I xDD knyow >w< thy mind: :3 thou OwO dost :3 suspect -:33 That I ^.^ have >_< been >w< diswoyaw ^-^ to >w< thy bed -And UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a UwU bastawd, ^.^ nyot >w< thy :33 son. -^.^ Sweet Yowk, ^w^ sweet xDD husband, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of UwU that mind. -ÚwÚ He :3 is as >_< wike ÚwÚ thee as :3 a man ^-^ may >w< be -:3 Nyot >_< wike ^-^ to uWu me, ^w^ ow ^-^ any >_> of my kin, -And ÚwÚ yet I love >_> him. -^.^ YOWK. UwU Make >_< way, xDD unwuwy woman! Exit -UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Aftew, Aumerle! xDD Mount ÚwÚ thee x3 upon his x3 howse; -:33 Spuw uWu post, ÚwÚ and >_< get before him ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, -And UwU beg >w< thy pawdon ewe ^.^ he ^-^ do :3 accuse thee. -I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be wong behind; >w< though I >w< be >_> owd, -I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but ^-^ to ride as fast as Yowk; -And never uWu wiww I xDD wise OwO up ^-^ fwom OwO the gwound -;;w;; Tiww :3 Bowingbwoke ^.^ have >w< pawdon'd thee. Away, >w< be gone. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -Windsor >_> Castwe - -x3 Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE as ;;w;; King, >_< PEWCY, ÚwÚ and uWu othew LORDS - -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ Can nyo man tell me >_> of my uWu unthwifty xDD son? -^.^ 'Tis :33 fuww three ^.^ months >_< since I >_> did UwU see him :33 wast. ->w< If ^-^ any pwague >_> hang xDD uvw >w< us, 'tis ^w^ he. -I would ^-^ to God, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he UwU might >w< be ÚwÚ found. -^.^ Inquiwe at London, 'mongst OwO the ^w^ tavewns there, ->_< Fow there, uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^.^ he ;;w;; daiwy doth frequent -x3 With unrestrained loose UwU companyions, ->_< Even :33 such, uWu they ÚwÚ say, as ^.^ stand in narrow lanes -And beat ^-^ ouw watch ÚwÚ and x3 wob ^-^ ouw passengers, -^w^ Which >_< he, x3 young >_< wanton ÚwÚ and effeminate OwO boy, -Takes uWu on OwO the point >_> of uWu honyouw ^-^ to :3 suppowt +^-^ IAGO. Why, nyow UwU I >_> see there's mettle uWu in ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and even from ÚwÚ this +x3 instant UwU do buiwd on uWu thee :3 a xDD bettew opinyion than OwO evew befowe. Give +;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, :3 Wodewigo. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :33 taken OwO against ;;w;; me :3 a UwU most >w< just +;;w;; exception; >_> but ^w^ yet, UwU I protest, uWu have ^w^ deawt UwU most xDD diwectwy uWu in >w< thy +ÚwÚ affaiw. +>w< WODEWIGO. ^.^ It hath nyot OwO appeawed. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I gwant ÚwÚ indeed >w< it hath nyot xDD appeawed, ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> suspicion >_> is +nyot ^-^ without wit ÚwÚ and OwO judgement. But, Roderigo, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast :3 that +uWu in uWu thee :33 indeed, which UwU I uWu have :33 gweatew reason to ^-^ bewieve nyow than +ever, UwU I >_> mean xDD puwpose, couwage, ÚwÚ and ^w^ vawow, ÚwÚ this >w< nyight x3 show uWu it; >_> if +xDD thou x3 the :3 nyext >w< nyight fowwowing ^.^ enjoy nyot >w< Desdemonya, OwO take ;;w;; me from +ÚwÚ this wowwd with tweachewy ÚwÚ and >w< devise ^-^ enginyes fow x3 my life. +>w< WODEWIGO. xDD Weww, >_> what >_> is :33 it? Is >w< it within reason ÚwÚ and compass? +^-^ IAGO. UwU Siw, there >_> is ^-^ especiaw OwO commission come from :33 Venyice to ^.^ depute +OwO Cassio uWu in Othello's ;;w;; pwace. +>w< WODEWIGO. Is :3 that twue? Why xDD then Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemona ^-^ wetuwn again +to >_< Venyice. +^-^ IAGO. >_< O, ^.^ nyo; ^.^ he xDD goes x3 into :33 Mauwitanyia, ÚwÚ and UwU takes OwO away with ^.^ him x3 the +>w< faiw >w< Desdemonya, ^w^ unwess :33 his >_< abode be wingewed OwO hewe ^.^ by x3 some +accident; wherein >_< nyonye ^.^ can be UwU so :33 detewminyate >_< as x3 the removing of +:33 Cassio. +>w< WODEWIGO. How UwU do xDD you mean, removing of him? +^-^ IAGO. Why, ^.^ by x3 making ^.^ him ^.^ uncapabwe of Othello's pwace; knocking x3 out +:33 his ^w^ bwains. +>w< WODEWIGO. xDD And :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me to ^-^ do? +^-^ IAGO. Ay, >_> if xDD you dawe UwU do >_> youwsewf :3 a pwofit ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ wight. >w< He UwU sups +:3 tonyight with :3 a >w< hawwotwy, ÚwÚ and uWu thithew xDD wiww UwU I OwO go to ^.^ him. >w< He xDD knyows +nyot yet of :33 his ;;w;; honyowabwe xDD fowtunye. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; watch :33 his x3 going +thence, which :33 his xDD wiww fashion to faww x3 out ^-^ between >_< twewve ÚwÚ and +one, xDD you OwO may OwO take ^.^ him uWu at x3 youw pweasuwe; UwU I xDD wiww be nyeaw to second +x3 youw attempt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww faww ^-^ between >_> us. ^.^ Come, stand nyot +x3 amazed uWu at :33 it, >_> but OwO go :3 awong with OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww x3 show xDD you xDD such :3 a +;;w;; nyecessity uWu in :33 his :33 death :3 that xDD you UwU shaww think >_> youwsewf bound to put +>w< it on ^.^ him. ^.^ It >_> is nyow xDD high :33 suppew-time, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< nyight gwows to +:33 waste. About :3 it. +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I xDD wiww hear further reason fow UwU this. +^-^ IAGO. xDD And xDD you UwU shaww be xDD satisfied. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. + +Entew :33 Othewwo, :33 Wodovico, >w< Desdemonya, uWu Emiwia, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. + +WODOVICO. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, >_> twoubwe >_> youwsewf nyo fuwthew. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, UwU pawdon OwO me; 'twill UwU do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ good to ^.^ wawk. +WODOVICO. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw ladyship. +x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Youw honyow >_> is UwU most x3 wewcome. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Will xDD you walk, UwU siw? +>w< O- uWu Desdemonya- +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< Get xDD you to x3 bed on x3 the xDD instant; UwU I xDD wiww be wetuwnyed +>w< fowthwith. >_< Dismiss x3 youw x3 attendant uWu thewe; wook >w< it be ^-^ donye. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. +Exeunt :33 Othewwo, :33 Wodovico, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. +EMILIA. How xDD goes >w< it ^.^ nyow? >w< He :33 wooks gentler than ^.^ he ^.^ did. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >w< He ;;w;; says ^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn UwU incontinyent. +>w< He hath :3 commanded ;;w;; me to OwO go to ^.^ bed, +xDD And ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me to dismiss OwO you. +EMILIA. >_< Dismiss me? +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ It UwU was :33 his >w< bidding; OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ good uWu Emiwia, +Give ;;w;; me x3 my xDD nyightwy :33 weawing, ÚwÚ and ^w^ adieu. +We ^w^ must nyot nyow UwU dispwease ^.^ him. +EMILIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had >_< nyevew :3 seen x3 him! +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^w^ So ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ I. OwO My wuv xDD doth UwU so approve :3 him, +:33 That even :33 his >w< stubbownnyess, :33 his x3 checks, :33 his frowns- +Prithee, unpin me- uWu have xDD gwace ÚwÚ and x3 favow uWu in OwO them. +EMILIA. UwU I uWu have laid UwU those x3 sheets xDD you ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me on x3 the :3 bed. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Aww's onye. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, >w< how >_< foowish OwO awe UwU ouw ^w^ minds! +;;w;; If UwU I UwU do ^-^ die >w< befowe ÚwÚ thee, :33 pwithee shroud ;;w;; me +^w^ In one of UwU those same ;;w;; sheets. +EMILIA. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you ^-^ tawk. +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My mothew xDD had :3 a >_< maid ^w^ caww'd Bawbawy; +:33 She UwU was uWu in xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ she xDD wuvd >_> pwuvd ^-^ mad +xDD And uWu did ^w^ fowsake her. :33 She xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ song of UwU "wiwwow"; +^-^ An ;;w;; owd ^.^ thing >_> 'twas, >_> but >w< it express'd her fowtunye, +xDD And ^.^ she >w< died >_< singing :3 it. :33 That ÚwÚ song :3 tonyight +Will nyot OwO go from x3 my xDD mind; UwU I uWu have much to UwU do +OwO But to OwO go ^w^ hang x3 my >_> head aww uWu at one x3 side +xDD And ^.^ sing >w< it ^.^ wike poor ^w^ Bawbawy. Prithee, dispatch. +EMILIA. Shall UwU I OwO go :3 fetch x3 youw :3 nyightgown? +x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, unpin ;;w;; me hewe. +This >_< Wodovico >_> is :3 a OwO pwopew man. +EMILIA. ^-^ A xDD vewy handsome man. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >w< He xDD speaks well. +EMILIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a uWu wady uWu in :33 Venyice ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 wawked barefoot to +UwU Pawestinye fow :3 a :33 touch of :33 his x3 nyethew ^.^ wip. +x3 DESDEMONyA. [Sings.] + +^.^ "The poor :3 souw sat ^-^ sighing ^.^ by :3 a :33 sycamowe tree, +:33 Sing aww :3 a green willow; +:3 Hew uWu hand on her x3 bosom, her >_> head on her OwO knyee, +:33 Sing :3 wiwwow, :3 wiwwow, willow. +uWu The >w< fwesh streams wan ^.^ by hew, ÚwÚ and UwU muwmuw'd her >w< moans, +:33 Sing :3 wiwwow, :3 wiwwow, willow; +:3 Hew ^-^ sawt tears UwU feww from hew, ÚwÚ and :33 soften'd x3 the >_< stonyes-" + +Way be :33 these- + +[Sings.] :3 "Sing :3 wiwwow, :3 wiwwow, wiwwow-" + +Prithee, hie ÚwÚ thee; he'ww come anon- +[Sings.] :3 "Sing aww :3 a green wiwwow ^w^ must be x3 my gawwand. +Let >w< nyobody uWu bwame him; :33 his ^w^ scown UwU I ^w^ appwuv-" + +Nyay, ^w^ that's nyot nyext. Hawk, who :3 is't :3 that knocks? +EMILIA. x3 It's x3 the ^.^ wind. +x3 DESDEMONyA. [Sings.] + +:3 "I ^w^ caww'd x3 my wuv UwU fawse love; >_> but >_> what uWu said ^.^ he ^w^ then? +:33 Sing :3 wiwwow, :3 wiwwow, willow. +;;w;; If UwU I court ^-^ moe UwU women, you'ww UwU couch with ^-^ moe uWu men-" + +^w^ So get uWu thee xDD gonye; ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. Mine eyes UwU do itch; +^-^ Doth :3 that :3 bode UwU weeping? +EMILIA. 'Tis :3 nyeithew OwO hewe nor :33 thewe. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I uWu have heard >w< it uWu said :3 so. >_< O, these men, these :3 men! +uWu Dost xDD thou uWu in >_> conscience x3 think- tell uWu me, Emiwia- +:33 That there be x3 women UwU do abuse uWu theiw ;;w;; husbands +^w^ In xDD such gwoss ^-^ kind? +EMILIA. >_> Thewe be x3 some xDD such, nyo x3 question. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Wouldst xDD thou UwU do xDD such :3 a ^.^ deed fow aww x3 the :33 wowwd? +EMILIA. Why, ^.^ wouwd nyot you? +x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^-^ heavenwy wight! +EMILIA. x3 Nyow UwU I :3 nyeithew ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^-^ heavenwy >_> wight; UwU I ^w^ might do't >_< as weww +:33 i' x3 the OwO dawk. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Wouldst xDD thou UwU do xDD such :3 a ^.^ deed fow aww x3 the :33 wowwd? +EMILIA. uWu The OwO wowwd's :3 a >_> huge >_> thing; >w< it >_> is :3 a great pwice +For :3 a UwU smaww >w< vice. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^w^ In troth, UwU I think xDD thou wouldst not. +EMILIA. ^w^ In troth, UwU I think UwU I should, ÚwÚ and undo't when UwU I xDD had ^-^ donye. +OwO Mawwy, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU do xDD such :3 a ^.^ thing fow :3 a :33 joint-wing, nor fow +^-^ measuwes of wawn, nor fow uWu gowns, petticoats, nor caps, nor xDD any +petty ÚwÚ exhibition; but, fow x3 the whole world- >w< why, who ^.^ wouwd nyot +>_< make her :33 husband :3 a cuckold to >_< make ^.^ him :3 a >w< monyawch? UwU I >_> shouwd +venture ^w^ puwgatowy xDD fow't. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Beshrew uWu me, >_> if UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU do xDD such :3 a wrong +For x3 the whole wowwd. +EMILIA. Why, x3 the wrong >_> is >_> but :3 a wrong :33 i' x3 the wowwd; ÚwÚ and xDD having x3 the +wowwd fow x3 youw >_< wabow, UwU 'tis :3 a wrong uWu in x3 youw UwU own ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and xDD you +^w^ might quickly >_< make >w< it ÚwÚ wight. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I UwU do nyot think there >_> is xDD any xDD such uWu woman. +EMILIA. Yes, :3 a ^w^ dozen, ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU many to x3 the ;;w;; vantage >_< as ^.^ wouwd OwO stowe x3 the +wowwd ;;w;; they OwO pwayed ;;w;; fow. +OwO But UwU I UwU do think >w< it >_> is uWu theiw OwO husbands' :33 fauwts +;;w;; If ;;w;; wives UwU do uWu faww; >_> say :3 that ;;w;; they ^w^ swack uWu theiw >_> duties +xDD And pouw UwU ouw :3 tweasuwes x3 into :33 foweign >_> waps, +:33 Ow >_> ewse bweak x3 out uWu in >_> peevish uWu jeawousies, +Throwing :3 westwaint ;;w;; upon us, ow >_> say ;;w;; they strike us, +:33 Ow :3 scant UwU ouw xDD fowmew xDD having uWu in ÚwÚ despite, +Why, ^.^ we uWu have gawws, ÚwÚ and ^w^ though ^.^ we uWu have x3 some gwace, +ÚwÚ Yet uWu have ^.^ we x3 some revenge. Let ;;w;; husbands ^.^ knyow +^-^ Theiw ;;w;; wives uWu have sense ^.^ wike OwO them; ;;w;; they >_> see ÚwÚ and smell +xDD And uWu have uWu theiw uWu pawates both fow x3 sweet ÚwÚ and sour, +;;w;; As ;;w;; husbands :3 have. >_> What >_> is >w< it :3 that ;;w;; they UwU do +x3 When ;;w;; they change >_> us fow othews? Is >w< it ÚwÚ spowt? +UwU I think >w< it >w< is. xDD And xDD doth :3 affection breed :33 it? +UwU I think >w< it UwU doth. ^-^ Is't frailty :3 that OwO thus errs? +^.^ It >_> is UwU so UwU too. xDD And uWu have nyot ^.^ we >_> affections, +Desires fow sport, ÚwÚ and fwaiwty, >_< as ;;w;; men have? +UwU Then wet them use >_> us well; >_> ewse wet them knyow, +uWu The ills ^.^ we UwU do, uWu theiw ills instwuct >_> us :3 so. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. uWu Heaven ;;w;; me xDD such x3 uses send, +ÚwÚ Nyot to pick :33 bad from ÚwÚ bad, >_> but ^.^ by :33 bad mend! :33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +:3 Cypwus. ^-^ A :33 stweet. + +Entew OwO Iago ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wodewigo: + +^-^ IAGO. Here, stand x3 behind ÚwÚ this uWu buwk; ^w^ stwaight xDD wiww ^.^ he x3 come. +:3 Weaw >w< thy ÚwÚ good rapier x3 bawe, ÚwÚ and put >w< it >_> home. +OwO Quick, :3 quick; feaw uWu nyothing; I'll be uWu at >w< thy :33 ewbow. +^.^ It x3 makes us, ow >w< it ;;w;; maws us; think on :3 that, +xDD And xDD fix UwU most >w< fiwm >w< thy wesowution. +>w< WODEWIGO. ^w^ Be nyeaw uWu at xDD hand; UwU I OwO may miscawwy ÚwÚ in't. +^-^ IAGO. Here, uWu at >w< thy uWu hand, be >w< bowd, ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< thy ^.^ stand. +Wetiwes. +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I uWu have nyo great xDD devotion to x3 the ^.^ deed; +xDD And yet ^.^ he hath UwU given ;;w;; me x3 satisfying weasons. +'Tis >_> but :3 a x3 man ;;w;; gonye. Fowth, x3 my ^-^ swowd; ^.^ he OwO dies. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I uWu have rubb'd ÚwÚ this xDD young xDD quat almost to x3 the sense, +xDD And ^.^ he gwows >w< angwy. >_> Nyow, >w< whethew ^.^ he OwO kiww ^-^ Cassio, +:33 Ow OwO Cassio :3 him, ow >_< each UwU do OwO kiww x3 the ÚwÚ othew, +Evewy uWu way x3 makes x3 my ^w^ gain. Wive Roderigo, +>w< He ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me to :3 a :3 westitution large +Of gowd ÚwÚ and :3 jewews :3 that UwU I >w< bobb'd from :3 him, +;;w;; As ^.^ gifts to :3 Desdemonya; +^.^ It ^w^ must nyot >w< be. ;;w;; If OwO Cassio UwU do >_< wemain, +>w< He hath :3 a x3 daiwy beauty uWu in :33 his >w< wife +:33 That x3 makes ;;w;; me xDD ugwy; ÚwÚ and >_< besides, x3 the Moor +^-^ May ^w^ unfowd ;;w;; me to him; there stand UwU I uWu in much ÚwÚ pewiw. +:3 Nyo, ^.^ he ^w^ must die. ^w^ Be't :3 so. UwU I hear ^.^ him :3 coming. + +Entew :33 Cassio. + +>w< WODEWIGO. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his gait; UwU 'tis he. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou >_> diest! +:3 Makes :3 a pass uWu at :33 Cassio. +>_< CASSIO. :33 That thwust xDD had :33 been >_< minye ;;w;; enyemy :33 indeed, +OwO But :3 that x3 my >_> coat >_> is xDD bettew than xDD thou know'st; +UwU I xDD wiww >_< make xDD pwoof of ÚwÚ thinye. uWu Dwaws, ÚwÚ and wounds :3 Wodewigo. +>w< WODEWIGO. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; swain! +OwO Iago from x3 behind wounds OwO Cassio uWu in x3 the ^-^ weg, ÚwÚ and ^.^ exit. +>_< CASSIO. UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; maim'd OwO fowevew. Hewp, ho! Murther! Murther! +UwU Fawws. + +Entew OwO Othewwo. + +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The uWu voice of x3 Cassio; OwO Iago keeps :33 his OwO wowd. +>w< WODEWIGO. >_< O, viwwain :3 that UwU I am! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ It >_> is even :3 so. +>_< CASSIO. >_< O, hewp, ho! x3 Wight! ^-^ A >_> suwgeon! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. 'Tis he. x3 O >_< bwave >w< Iago, xDD honyest ÚwÚ and >_< just, +:33 That x3 hast xDD such x3 nyobwe sense of >w< thy ^-^ fwiend's UwU wwong! +^.^ Thou >_> teachest x3 me. Minion, x3 youw uWu deaw wies >_< dead, +xDD And x3 youw x3 unbwest fate ^w^ hies. ^w^ Stwumpet, UwU I >w< come! +Fowth of x3 my >_< heawt UwU those ÚwÚ chawms, ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, OwO awe blotted; +x3 Thy x3 bed wust-stain'd UwU shaww with ^-^ wust's :3 bwood be ^.^ spotted. +ÚwÚ Exit. + +Entew >_< Wodovico ÚwÚ and Gratiano. + +>_< CASSIO. What, ho! No watch? No ^.^ passage? Murther! Murther! +GRATIANO. 'Tis x3 some ÚwÚ mischance; x3 the cwy >_> is xDD vewy direful. +>_< CASSIO. >_< O, :33 hewp! +WODOVICO. :33 Hawk! +>w< WODEWIGO. x3 O wwetched :33 viwwain! +WODOVICO. Two ow >w< thwee ^.^ gwoan; >w< it >_> is :3 a x3 heavy OwO nyight. +;;w;; These OwO may be x3 countewfeits; >_> wet's xDD think't ^w^ unsafe +;;w;; To come uWu in to x3 the cwy ^-^ without ^.^ mowe ;;w;; hewp. +>w< WODEWIGO. Nobody come? UwU Then UwU shaww UwU I bweed to death. +WODOVICO. :33 Hawk! + +^.^ We-entew >w< Iago, with :3 a light. + +GRATIANO. >_> Hewe's one x3 comes uWu in :33 his :33 shiwt, with >w< wight ÚwÚ and uWu weapons. +^-^ IAGO. Who's OwO thewe? >_< Whose noise >_> is ÚwÚ this :3 that x3 cwies on >_< muwthew? +WODOVICO. We UwU do nyot :33 knyow. +^-^ IAGO. Did nyot xDD you hear :3 a >_> cwy? +>_< CASSIO. Here, here! fow heaven's ^w^ sake, OwO hewp me! +^-^ IAGO. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +GRATIANO. This >_> is Othello's ^w^ ancient, >_< as UwU I OwO take :3 it. +WODOVICO. uWu The same :33 indeed; :3 a xDD vewy uWu vawiant UwU fewwow. +^-^ IAGO. >_> What OwO awe xDD you OwO hewe :3 that cwy UwU so UwU gwievouswy? +>_< CASSIO. ^-^ Iago? >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am spoil'd, ÚwÚ undonye ^.^ by viwwains! +Give ;;w;; me x3 some ;;w;; hewp. +^-^ IAGO. x3 O uWu me, UwU wieutenyant! >_> What x3 viwwains uWu have donye :3 this? +>_< CASSIO. UwU I think :3 that one of them >_> is >w< heweabout, +xDD And ;;w;; cannyot >_< make xDD away. +^-^ IAGO. x3 O treacherous viwwains! +:33 [To >_< Wodovico ÚwÚ and :3 Gwatianyo.] >_> What OwO awe xDD you OwO thewe? +:3 Come uWu in ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 some ;;w;; hewp. +>w< WODEWIGO. >_< O, OwO hewp ;;w;; me here! +>_< CASSIO. >w< That's one of OwO them. +^-^ IAGO. x3 O ^w^ muwthewous x3 swave! x3 O :33 viwwain! +UwU Stabs :3 Wodewigo. +>w< WODEWIGO. x3 O damn'd >_> Iago! x3 O UwU inhuman dog! +^-^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Kiww ;;w;; men :33 i' x3 the :33 dawk! Whewe be these bwoody UwU thieves? +How silent >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< town! Ho! Murther! Murther! +>_> What OwO may xDD you :3 be? ^w^ Awe xDD you of ÚwÚ good ow evil? +WODOVICO. ;;w;; As xDD you UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv us, praise >_> us. +^-^ IAGO. :33 Signyiow Wodovico? +WODOVICO. ^-^ He, sir. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I cwy xDD you mercy. >_> Hewe's OwO Cassio ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ by viwwains. +GRATIANO. ^w^ Cassio? +^-^ IAGO. How >w< is't, bwothew? +>_< CASSIO. OwO My >_< weg >_> is :3 cut uWu in UwU two. +^-^ IAGO. OwO Mawwy, heaven fowbid! +^-^ Wight, UwU gentwemen; I'll bind >w< it with x3 my UwU shiwt. + +Entew ÚwÚ Bianca. + +xDD BIANCA. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, ho? Who :3 is't :3 that >_> cwied? +^-^ IAGO. Who :3 is't :3 that >_> cwied? +xDD BIANCA. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw ^-^ Cassio, x3 my x3 sweet x3 Cassio! x3 O ^-^ Cassio, ^-^ Cassio, +x3 Cassio! +^-^ IAGO. x3 O OwO nyotabwe stwumpet! ^-^ Cassio, OwO may xDD you >_> suspect +Who ;;w;; they >_> shouwd be :3 that uWu have OwO thus OwO mangwed you? +>_< CASSIO. No. +GRATIANO. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy to find xDD you ^.^ thus; UwU I uWu have :33 been to >_> seek OwO you. +^-^ IAGO. uWu Wend ;;w;; me :3 a >w< gawtew. ^w^ So. >_< O, fow :3 a xDD chaiw, +;;w;; To UwU beaw ^.^ him easily UwU hence! +xDD BIANCA. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he ^-^ faints! x3 O ^-^ Cassio, ^-^ Cassio, x3 Cassio! +^-^ IAGO. ^.^ Gentwemen all, UwU I UwU do >_> suspect ÚwÚ this ^w^ twash +;;w;; To be :3 a party uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< injuwy. +;;w;; Patience awhiwe, ÚwÚ good :33 Cassio. ^.^ Come, >_< come; +uWu Wend ;;w;; me :3 a light. xDD Knyow ^.^ we ÚwÚ this OwO face ow no? +ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu deaw countwyman +^.^ Wodewigo? x3 Nyo- :3 yes, >_> suwe. x3 O :3 heaven! :3 Wodewigo. +GRATIANO. What, of Venyice? +^-^ IAGO. Even xDD he, sir. Did xDD you ^.^ knyow him? +GRATIANO. xDD Knyow x3 him! ^w^ ay. +^-^ IAGO. :33 Signyiow uWu Gwatianyo? UwU I cwy xDD you ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; pawdon; +;;w;; These bwoody accidents ^w^ must UwU excuse x3 my :3 mannyews, +:33 That UwU so neglected OwO you. +GRATIANO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see OwO you. +^-^ IAGO. How UwU do UwU you, ^w^ Cassio? >_< O, :3 a xDD chaiw, :3 a ^w^ chaiw! +GRATIANO. ÚwÚ Wodewigo! +^-^ IAGO. ^-^ He, xDD he, UwU 'tis he. :3 [A >w< chaiw ^.^ bwought ^.^ in.] >_< O, ^w^ that's weww said: +x3 the :3 chaiw. +;;w;; Some ÚwÚ good x3 man UwU beaw ^.^ him uWu cawefuwwy from OwO hence; +I'll :3 fetch x3 the general's surgeon. :33 [To OwO Bianca.] For UwU you, ^-^ mistwess, +:3 Save xDD you x3 youw ^w^ wabow. >w< He :3 that wies :3 swain UwU hewe, ^-^ Cassio, +Was x3 my uWu deaw fwiend; >_> what malice UwU was ^-^ between you? +>_< CASSIO. ^-^ Nyonye uWu in x3 the wowwd; nor UwU do UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the man. +^-^ IAGO. :33 [To OwO Bianca.] What, wook xDD you pale? >_< O, UwU beaw ^.^ him x3 out ^.^ o' x3 the air. +OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and :33 Wodewigo OwO awe :3 bownye off. +OwO Stay UwU you, ÚwÚ good >_< gentwemen. Wook xDD you pawe, mistwess? +Do xDD you >_> pewceive x3 the gastness of her ÚwÚ eye? +Nyay, >_> if xDD you ^-^ stawe, ^.^ we UwU shaww hear ^.^ mowe x3 anyon. +ÚwÚ Behowd her well; UwU I pray UwU you, wook ;;w;; upon her. +Do xDD you see, :33 gentwemen? Nyay, ^.^ guiwtinyess xDD wiww :3 speak, +;;w;; Though tongues :3 wewe x3 out of ÚwÚ use. + +Entew Emilia. + +EMILIA. 'Was, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, OwO husband? +^-^ IAGO. OwO Cassio hath OwO hewe :33 been uWu set on uWu in x3 the dark +^-^ By Roderigo, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fewwows :3 that OwO awe :33 'scaped; +He's almost x3 swain, ÚwÚ and :33 Wodewigo uWu dead. +EMILIA. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good gentleman! :3 awas, ÚwÚ good x3 Cassio! +^-^ IAGO. This >_> is x3 the ^w^ fwuit of ^.^ whowing. Prithee, uWu Emiwia, +Go ^.^ knyow of OwO Cassio :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> supp'd tonight. +What, UwU do xDD you ;;w;; shake uWu at ^-^ that? +xDD BIANCA. >w< He >_> supp'd uWu at x3 my ^.^ house; >_> but UwU I >_< thewefowe ;;w;; shake not. +^-^ IAGO. >_< O, uWu did ^.^ he so? UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, OwO go with x3 me. +EMILIA. OwO Fie, fie ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, stwumpet! +xDD BIANCA. UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^w^ stwumpet, >_> but of >w< wife >_< as xDD honyest +;;w;; As xDD you :3 that OwO thus abuse x3 me. +EMILIA. ;;w;; As >_< I! :3 foh! fie ;;w;; upon uWu thee! +^-^ IAGO. Kind xDD gentwemen, >_> wet's OwO go >_> see poor OwO Cassio dress'd. +^.^ Come, ^-^ mistwess, xDD you ^w^ must ^w^ teww's anyothew ^-^ tawe. +uWu Emiwia, >w< wun xDD you to x3 the ^-^ citadew, +xDD And tell x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and uWu wady >_> what hath >_> happ'd! +Will xDD you OwO go ^-^ on? >_< [Aside.] This >_> is x3 the >w< nyight +:33 That xDD eithew x3 makes ;;w;; me ow ^-^ fowdoes ;;w;; me quite. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A x3 bedchambew uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. Desdemona uWu in x3 bed x3 asweep; :3 a >w< wight x3 buwnying. + +Entew OwO Othewwo. + +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >_< cause, >w< it >_> is x3 the >_< cause, x3 my ^-^ souw. +Let ;;w;; me nyot xDD nyame >w< it to UwU you, xDD you >w< chaste UwU staws! +^.^ It >_> is x3 the OwO cause. ÚwÚ Yet I'll nyot x3 shed her bwood, +x3 Nyow ^-^ scaw :3 that whiter uWu skin of hews than >w< snyow +xDD And x3 smooth >_< as :3 monyumentaw awabastew. +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ she ^w^ must >_> die, >_> ewse ^.^ she'ww ÚwÚ betway ^.^ mowe ^.^ men. +>_> Put x3 out x3 the wight, ÚwÚ and xDD then put x3 out x3 the light. +;;w;; If UwU I quench ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou OwO fwaming minister, +UwU I ^.^ can again >w< thy xDD fowmew >w< wight ;;w;; westowe, +Should UwU I wepent OwO me; >_> but >_> once put x3 out >w< thy wight, +^.^ Thou ^.^ cunnying'st pattewn of :33 excewwing nyatuwe, +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe >_> is :3 that xDD Pwomethean ^.^ heat +:33 That ^.^ can >w< thy >w< wight ^-^ wewume. x3 When UwU I uWu have ^w^ pwuck'd x3 the rose, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU give >w< it ;;w;; vitaw gwowth OwO again, +^.^ It ^w^ must >_< nyeeds xDD withew; I'll smell >w< it on x3 the :33 twee. xDD Kisses her. +>_< O, >_> bawmy :33 bweath, :3 that dost almost :33 pewsuade +Justice to bweak her swowd! x3 Onye >_> mowe, one mowe; +^w^ Be OwO thus when xDD thou awt >_< dead, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO kiww ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And wuv uWu thee >w< aftew. x3 Onye >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 the last; +^w^ So x3 sweet UwU was ^w^ nye'ew UwU so fatal. UwU I ^w^ must >_> weep, +OwO But ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU cwuew teaws; ÚwÚ this ^.^ sowwow's heavenwy, +^.^ It :33 stwikes :3 whewe >w< it xDD doth love. :33 She wakes. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Who's OwO thewe? ^-^ Othewwo? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, Desdemonya. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Will xDD you come to ^.^ bed, x3 my xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Have xDD you pray'd tonyight, ^w^ Desdemonya? +x3 DESDEMONyA. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ bethink >_> youwsewf of xDD any crime +UwU Unweconciwed >_< as yet to heaven ÚwÚ and gwace, +x3 Sowicit fow >w< it stwaight. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what OwO may xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by ^-^ that? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Weww, UwU do :33 it, ÚwÚ and be bwief; UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk by. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO kiww >w< thy xDD unpwepawed >w< spiwit. +:3 Nyo, heaven forfend! UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO kiww >w< thy ^-^ souw. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Talk xDD you of ^-^ kiwwing? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, UwU I xDD do. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Then heaven uWu have xDD mewcy on me! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> Amen, with aww x3 my :33 heawt! +x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> say >_> so, UwU I UwU hope xDD you xDD wiww nyot OwO kiww x3 me. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Hum! +x3 DESDEMONyA. xDD And yet UwU I feaw UwU you, fow xDD you OwO awe uWu fataw xDD then +x3 When x3 youw eyes ;;w;; woww :3 so. Why UwU I >_> shouwd feaw UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, +Since ^.^ guiwtinyess UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but yet UwU I x3 feew UwU I ;;w;; feaw. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Think on >w< thy sins. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ They OwO awe loves UwU I UwU beaw to OwO you. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, ÚwÚ and fow :3 that xDD thou :33 diest. +x3 DESDEMONyA. :33 That ^w^ death's unnyatuwaw :3 that :33 kiwws fow ^w^ woving. +ÚwÚ Awas, >w< why gnaw xDD you UwU so x3 youw x3 nyethew lip? +;;w;; Some bwoody passion ÚwÚ shakes x3 youw xDD vewy frame. +;;w;; These OwO awe x3 powtents; >_> but yet UwU I hope, UwU I hope, +^-^ They UwU do nyot :33 point on x3 me. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ and be :33 stiww! +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I xDD wiww :3 so. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 That handkerchief which UwU I UwU so xDD wuvd ÚwÚ and uWu gave uWu thee +^.^ Thou >w< gavest to :33 Cassio. +x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and souw! +>_< Send fow x3 the ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Sweet x3 souw, OwO take ^-^ heed, +^.^ Take :3 heed of perjury; xDD thou OwO awe on >w< thy >_< deathbed. +x3 DESDEMONyA. Ay, >_> but nyot yet to die. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Yes, presently: +Therefore x3 confess uWu thee freely of >w< thy ^w^ sin, +For to UwU deny >_< each uWu awticwe with ^-^ oath +UwU Cannyot remove nor >_< choke x3 the >w< stwong OwO conception +:33 That UwU I UwU do gwoan uWu withaw. ^.^ Thou awt to die. +x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Then Lord uWu have xDD mewcy on me! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I say, amen. +x3 DESDEMONyA. xDD And uWu have xDD you xDD mewcy ;;w;; too! UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did +^-^ Offend xDD you uWu in x3 my :33 wife; >_< nyevew xDD wuvd OwO Cassio +OwO But with xDD such general ^-^ wawwanty of heaven +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ might love. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave ^.^ him >w< token. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I saw x3 my handkerchief uWu in ^-^ 's >w< hand. +x3 O >w< pewjuwed OwO woman! ^.^ Thou dost stone x3 my uWu heawt, +xDD And >_> makest ;;w;; me caww >_> what UwU I intend to UwU do +^-^ A >_> muwthew, which UwU I xDD thought :3 a ÚwÚ sacwifice. +UwU I saw x3 the handkewchief. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >w< He >_> found >w< it :33 then; +UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave >w< it ^.^ him. >_< Send fow ^.^ him hithew; +Let ^.^ him x3 confess :3 a truth. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< He hath confess'd. +x3 DESDEMONyA. What, x3 my xDD wowd? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 That ^.^ he hath used thee. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ How? unlawfully? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Ay. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >w< He xDD wiww nyot >_> say :3 so. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Nyo, :33 his xDD mouth >_> is ^.^ stopp'd; +:3 Honyest OwO Iago hath >_> ta'en order xDD fow't. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, x3 my feaw ^w^ intewpwets! What, >_> is ^.^ he dead? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Had aww :33 his >_< haiws :33 been lives, x3 my great xDD wevenge +xDD Had stomach fow them all. +x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he >_> is betray'd, ÚwÚ and UwU I undone! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Out, stwumpet! ÚwÚ Weep'st xDD thou fow ^.^ him to x3 my ^.^ face? +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, banyish uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but OwO kiww ;;w;; me ^w^ nyot! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Down, stwumpet! +x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Kiww ;;w;; me tomorrow; wet ;;w;; me ^w^ wive >w< tonyight! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyay, >_> if xDD you xDD stwive- +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO But half >w< an houw! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Being :33 donye, there >_> is nyo UwU pause. +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO But OwO whiwe UwU I >_> say one xDD pwayew! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too UwU wate. >w< He ÚwÚ stifwes her. +EMILIA. ^.^ [Within.] OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! What, ho! x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What noise >_> is :3 this? ÚwÚ Nyot dead? nyot yet quite dead? +UwU I :3 that ^w^ am UwU cwuew ^w^ am yet ÚwÚ mewcifuw; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have uWu thee :33 wingew uWu in >w< thy OwO pain. +So, :3 so. +EMILIA. ^.^ [Within.] What, ho! x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Who's OwO thewe? +EMILIA. ^.^ [Within.] >_< O, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd with you! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Yes, UwU 'tis Emilia. ^-^ By ÚwÚ and by. >_> She's uWu dead. +'Tis ^.^ wike ^.^ she x3 comes to speak of uWu Cassio's death. +uWu The noise UwU was hewe. uWu Ha! nyo ^.^ mowe moving? +UwU Stiww >_< as x3 the x3 gwave. Shall ^.^ she come in? were't good? +UwU I think ^.^ she stiws ;;w;; again. No. x3 What's best to ^-^ do? +;;w;; If ^.^ she come x3 in, ^.^ she'ww >_< suwe speak to x3 my x3 wife. +OwO My wife! OwO My wife! >_> What :33 wife? UwU I uWu have nyo x3 wife. +>_< O, ÚwÚ insuppowtabwe! x3 O x3 heavy houw! +Methinks >w< it >_> shouwd be nyow :3 a >_> huge OwO ecwipse +Of sun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moon, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 the affwighted globe +Should ^w^ yawn uWu at :3 awtewation. +EMILIA. ^.^ [Within.] UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you +:33 That UwU I OwO may speak with UwU you, >_< O, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wowd! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I xDD had fowgot thee. >_< O, come x3 in, Emilia. +^-^ Soft, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. Let ;;w;; me x3 the cuwtains OwO dwaw. +Whewe awt thou? OwO Unwocks x3 the UwU doow. + +Entew Emilia. + +x3 What's x3 the ;;w;; mattew with uWu thee ^.^ nyow? +EMILIA. >_< O, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, >_> yondew's fouw murthers uWu donye! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. What, ^.^ nyow? +EMILIA. OwO But now, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ewwow of x3 the moon; +:33 She x3 comes ^.^ mowe nyeawew ^.^ eawth than ^.^ she UwU was UwU wont +xDD And x3 makes ;;w;; men >_> mad. +EMILIA. ^-^ Cassio, x3 my uWu wowd, hath kill'd :3 a xDD young Venyetian +Call'd :3 Wodewigo. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 Wodewigo kiww'd? +xDD And OwO Cassio kiww'd? +EMILIA. :3 Nyo, OwO Cassio >_> is nyot kill'd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Nyot OwO Cassio kiww'd! UwU Then muwthew's x3 out of ÚwÚ tunye, +xDD And x3 sweet xDD wevenge gwows ^.^ hawsh. +x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, :3 fawsewy, :3 fawsewy ÚwÚ muwthew'd! +EMILIA. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what cwy >_> is ^-^ that? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< That? UwU what? +EMILIA. Out, ÚwÚ and ^.^ awas! :33 That UwU was x3 my >_> wady's voice. +Help! hewp, ho! :33 hewp! x3 O UwU wady, speak x3 again! +ÚwÚ Sweet Desdemona! x3 O x3 sweet ^-^ mistwess, ^w^ speak! +x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ A ;;w;; guiwtwess :33 death UwU I die. +EMILIA. >_< O, who hath donye ÚwÚ this deed? +x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO Nyobody; UwU I :3 mysewf. Farewell; +>_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my uWu kind OwO wowd. >_< O, farewell! >_< Dies. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why, >w< how >_> shouwd ^.^ she be murther'd? +EMILIA. ÚwÚ Awas, who UwU knyows? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> You heard her >_> say herself, >w< it UwU was nyot ^.^ I. +EMILIA. :33 She uWu said so; UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds wepowt x3 the truth. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> She's ^.^ wike :3 a liar >_> gonye to ^.^ buwnying heww; +>_< 'Twas UwU I :3 that kill'd her. +EMILIA. >_< O, x3 the ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ angew uWu she, +xDD And xDD you x3 the OwO bwackew devil! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 She >_> tuwn'd to >_> fowwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she UwU was :3 a ^-^ whowe. +EMILIA. ^.^ Thou dost belie hew, ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt :3 a deviw. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 She UwU was UwU fawse >_< as >_> watew. +EMILIA. ^.^ Thou awt >_< wash >_< as ^w^ fiwe, to >_> say +:33 That ^.^ she UwU was >w< fawse. >_< O, ^.^ she UwU was ^-^ heavenwy ^-^ twue! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO Cassio uWu did ;;w;; top >w< hew; ^w^ ask >w< thy :33 husband ewse. +>_< O, UwU I :3 wewe damn'd >_< benyeath aww UwU depth uWu in >_> heww, +OwO But :3 that UwU I uWu did proceed ;;w;; upon >w< just grounds +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this extwemity. x3 Thy :33 husband UwU knyew >w< it all. +EMILIA. OwO My OwO husband? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Thy husband. +EMILIA. :33 That ^.^ she UwU was UwU fawse to wedlock? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, with :33 Cassio. Nyay, xDD had ^.^ she :33 been ^-^ twue, +;;w;; If heaven ^.^ wouwd >_< make ;;w;; me xDD such anyothew wowwd +Of one xDD entiwe ÚwÚ and :3 pewfect chwysowite, +UwU I'wd nyot uWu have sold her fow :3 it. +EMILIA. OwO My OwO husband? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, uWu 'twas ^.^ he :3 that told ;;w;; me fiwst. +^-^ An xDD honyest x3 man ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and hates x3 the swime +:33 That >_< sticks on :33 fiwthy >_> deeds. +EMILIA. OwO My OwO husband? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What >_< nyeeds ÚwÚ this :3 itewation, x3 woman? UwU I >_> say >w< thy husband. +EMILIA. x3 O ^-^ mistwess, xDD viwwainy hath UwU made :3 mocks with love! +OwO My :33 husband >_> say :3 that ^.^ she UwU was fawse! +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ He, >_< woman; +UwU I >_> say >w< thy husband. uWu Dost understand x3 the word? +OwO My fwiend, >w< thy ^.^ husband, OwO honyest, xDD honyest >w< Iago. +EMILIA. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> say >_> so, OwO may :33 his pewnyicious :3 souw +;;w;; Wot half :3 a ^-^ gwain :3 a ^.^ day! >w< He wies to x3 the ;;w;; heawt. +:33 She UwU was ^w^ too fond of her UwU most :33 fiwthy :33 bawgain. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Ha! +EMILIA. Do >w< thy wowst; +This ^.^ deed of ^.^ thinye >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowthy heaven +Than xDD thou >w< wast ÚwÚ wowthy her. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Peace, xDD you :3 wewe >_> best. +EMILIA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot half :3 that powew to UwU do ;;w;; me x3 hawm +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have to be x3 huwt. x3 O gull! x3 O xDD dowt! +;;w;; As ÚwÚ ignyowant >_< as uWu diwt! ^.^ Thou x3 hast donye :3 a >_> deed- +UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow >w< thy ^-^ swowd; I'll >_< make uWu thee ^-^ knyown, +;;w;; Though UwU I wost ÚwÚ twenty ^.^ wives. Help! hewp, ho! :33 hewp! +uWu The Moor hath kill'd x3 my mistwess! Murther, murther! + +Entew :33 Montanyo, >_> Gwatianyo, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. + +MONTANyO. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? How now, x3 genyewaw? +EMILIA. >_< O, OwO awe xDD you come, ^-^ Iago? >_> You uWu have donye weww, +:33 That ;;w;; men ^w^ must uWu way uWu theiw murthers on x3 youw ;;w;; nyeck. +GRATIANO. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? +EMILIA. Dispwuv ÚwÚ this villain, >_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st :3 a man. +>w< He ;;w;; says xDD thou >w< towd'st ^.^ him :3 that :33 his >w< wife UwU was x3 fawse; +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou :33 didst >_> nyot, >w< thou'wt nyot xDD such :3 a villain. +ÚwÚ Speak, fow x3 my >_< heawt >_> is ^w^ fuww. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I told ^.^ him >_> what UwU I ^-^ thought, ÚwÚ and told nyo ^.^ mowe +Than >_> what ^.^ he >_> found >_< himsewf UwU was ^-^ apt ÚwÚ and true. +EMILIA. OwO But uWu did xDD you OwO evew tell ^.^ him ^.^ she UwU was false? +^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^.^ did. +EMILIA. >_> You told :3 a wie, >w< an odious, uWu damnyed wie; +>_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, :3 a wie, :3 a wicked lie! +:33 She UwU fawse with ^w^ Cassio? Did xDD you >_> say with ^w^ Cassio? +^-^ IAGO. With ^-^ Cassio, ^w^ mistwess. Go ^.^ to, >_> chawm x3 youw :33 tongue. +EMILIA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> chawm x3 my tongue; UwU I ^w^ am bound to >_< speak. +OwO My mistwess OwO hewe wies murther'd uWu in her uWu bed- +uWu AWW. x3 O heavens forfend! +EMILIA. xDD And x3 youw ÚwÚ wepowts uWu have uWu set x3 the muwthew :3 on. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyay, stare >_> nyot, UwU mastews; >w< it >_> is true indeed. +GRATIANO. 'Tis :3 a ;;w;; stwange truth. +MONTANyO. x3 O monstwous OwO act! +EMILIA. Viwwainy, xDD viwwainy, x3 viwwainy! +UwU I think x3 upon't, UwU I >_< think, UwU I smeww't, x3 O x3 viwwainy! +UwU I xDD thought UwU so UwU then. I'll OwO kiww mysewf fow ÚwÚ gwief. +x3 O xDD viwwainy, x3 viwwainy! +^-^ IAGO. What, OwO awe xDD you uWu mad? UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, get xDD you >_> home. +EMILIA. ^-^ Good xDD gentwemen, wet ;;w;; me uWu have OwO weave to speak; +'Tis OwO pwopew UwU I UwU obey :3 him, >_> but nyot now. +Pewchance, >w< Iago, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew OwO go >_> home. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 O! :3 O! :3 O! Fawws on x3 the :3 bed. +EMILIA. Nyay, uWu way uWu thee down ÚwÚ and ^w^ woaw; +For xDD thou x3 hast kill'd x3 the ^w^ sweetest innocent +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew uWu did lift x3 up :33 eye. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. [Rises.] >_< O, ^.^ she UwU was x3 fouw! +UwU I scawce uWu did ^.^ knyow UwU you, >_> uncwe; there wies x3 youw UwU nyiece, +>_< Whose UwU bweath ÚwÚ indeed these ^.^ hands uWu have x3 nyewwy ^.^ stopp'd. +UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act >_< shows howwibwe ÚwÚ and >w< gwim. +GRATIANO. OwO Poow ;;w;; Desdemon! UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad >w< thy father's uWu dead. +x3 Thy >_< match UwU was >w< mowtaw to :3 him, ÚwÚ and puwe grief +^-^ Showe :33 his ;;w;; owd :3 thwead uWu in >_< twain; uWu did ^.^ he ^w^ wive now, +This ^.^ sight ^.^ wouwd >_< make ^.^ him UwU do :3 a despewate tuwn, +Yea, UwU cuwse :33 his xDD bettew ÚwÚ angew from :33 his side, +xDD And faww to ÚwÚ wepwobation. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. 'Tis >_< pitifuw, >_> but yet OwO Iago xDD knyows +:33 That ^.^ she with OwO Cassio hath x3 the ;;w;; act of ^-^ shame +^-^ A thousand times :33 committed. OwO Cassio >_> confess'd :33 it, +xDD And ^.^ she uWu did UwU gwatify :33 his :3 amowous wowks +With :3 that wecognyizance ÚwÚ and >_< pwedge of wuv +>_< Which UwU I xDD fiwst uWu gave her. UwU I saw >w< it uWu in :33 his uWu hand, +^.^ It UwU was :3 a handkerchief, >w< an >w< antique ;;w;; token +OwO My >w< fathew uWu gave x3 my x3 mothew. +EMILIA. x3 O :3 heaven! x3 O ^-^ heavenwy :33 powews! +^-^ IAGO. uWu 'Zounds! :33 Howd x3 youw peace. +EMILIA. 'Twiww ^.^ out, :33 'twiww. UwU I peace? +:3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww speak >_< as xDD wibewaw >_< as x3 the >w< nyowth; +Let heaven ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and devils, wet them all, +Aww, all, cwy ^-^ shame OwO against uWu me, yet I'll >_< speak. +^-^ IAGO. ^w^ Be >_< wise, ÚwÚ and get xDD you >_> home. +EMILIA. UwU I xDD wiww not. +OwO Iago x3 offews to x3 stab Emilia. +GRATIANO. uWu Fie! +uWu Youw xDD swowd ;;w;; upon :3 a x3 woman? +EMILIA. x3 O xDD thou dull Moor! :33 That handkerchief xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st of +UwU I >_> found ^.^ by :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and uWu did UwU give x3 my ^.^ husband, +For often with :3 a solemn earnestness, +uWu Mowe than ÚwÚ indeed UwU bewong'd to xDD such :3 a :33 twifwe, +>w< He begg'd of ;;w;; me to ^.^ steaw :3 it. +^-^ IAGO. :33 Viwwainyous whowe! +EMILIA. :33 She UwU give >w< it ^w^ Cassio? :3 Nyo, :3 awas, UwU I >_> found :33 it, +xDD And UwU I uWu did >_> give't x3 my husband. +^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Fiwth, xDD thou >_< wiest! +EMILIA. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, >_< gentwemen. +x3 O ^w^ muwthewous UwU coxcomb! >_> What >_> shouwd xDD such :3 a >w< foow +Do with UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a :33 wife? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Awe there nyot ^.^ stonyes uWu in heaven +OwO But >_> what serve fow thunder? UwU Pwecious :33 viwwain! +>w< He wuns uWu at >w< Iago, >_> but Montano +UwU disawms ^.^ him. OwO Iago >_> stabs Emilia. +GRATIANO. uWu The OwO woman >_< fawws; x3 suwe, ^.^ he hath kill'd :33 his x3 wife. +EMILIA. Ay, :3 ay! >_< O, uWu way ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my >_< mistwess' ^w^ side. uWu Exit >w< Iago. +GRATIANO. He's >w< gonye, >_> but :33 his ^w^ wife's kill'd. +MONTANyO. 'Tis :3 a :3 nyotowious villain. ^.^ Take xDD you ÚwÚ this ^w^ weapon, +>_< Which UwU I uWu have OwO hewe ^w^ wecuvw'd from x3 the Moow. +^.^ Come, xDD guawd x3 the doow ^-^ without; wet ^.^ him nyot pass, +OwO But OwO kiww ^.^ him rather. I'll ÚwÚ aftew :3 that same villain, +For UwU 'tis :3 a uWu damnyed slave. Exeunt aww >_> but Othewwo ÚwÚ and Emilia. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu vawiant nyeithew, +OwO But every >_< puny ^-^ whipstew :33 gets x3 my ^-^ swowd. +OwO But >w< why >_> shouwd honyow outwive >_< honyesty? +Let >w< it OwO go all. +EMILIA. >_> What uWu did >w< thy ÚwÚ song ;;w;; bode, x3 wady? +Hawk, ;;w;; canst xDD thou hear me? UwU I xDD wiww :33 pway x3 the UwU swan, +xDD And ^-^ die uWu in >_> music. [Sings.] :3 "Wiwwow, :3 wiwwow, willow." +uWu Moow, ^.^ she UwU was >_< chaste; ^.^ she xDD wuvd ÚwÚ thee, UwU cwuew Moow; +^w^ So come x3 my :3 souw to bliss, >_< as UwU I speak true; +^w^ So speaking >_< as UwU I >_< think, UwU I >_> die, UwU I die. >_< Dies. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I uWu have anyothew :33 weapon uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; chambew; +^.^ It >_> is :3 a xDD swowd of UwU Spain, x3 the ice-brook's temper- +>_< O, OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. >_> Uncwe, UwU I ^w^ must come forth. +GRATIANO. ^.^ [Within.] ;;w;; If xDD thou x3 attempt :33 it, >w< it xDD wiww >_> cost uWu thee deaw. +^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo ^w^ weapon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewfowce ^w^ must :33 suffew. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Wook uWu in ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me >w< then, ÚwÚ and speak with uWu me, +:3 Ow, nyaked >_< as UwU I am, UwU I xDD wiww OwO assauwt thee. + +^.^ We-entew Gratiano. + +GRATIANO. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU Behowd, UwU I uWu have :3 a weapon; +^-^ A xDD bettew >_< nyevew uWu did itsewf >_< sustain +>_> Upon :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's UwU thigh. UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the day +:33 That with ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe awm ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good xDD swowd +UwU I uWu have UwU made x3 my uWu way ^w^ thwough ^.^ mowe impediments +Than ÚwÚ twenty times x3 youw ^-^ stop. But, x3 O :33 vain ;;w;; boast! +Who ^.^ can contwow :33 his >_> fate? 'Tis nyot UwU so now. +^w^ Be nyot afraid, ^w^ though xDD you UwU do >_> see ;;w;; me >w< weapon'd; +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 my journey's ^w^ end, OwO hewe >_> is x3 my :3 butt +xDD And xDD vewy :33 sea-mawk of x3 my utmost ^w^ saiw. +Do xDD you OwO go back dismay'd? 'Tis :3 a wost ;;w;; feaw. +^-^ Man >_> but :3 a >_< wush OwO against Othello's UwU bweast, +xDD And ^.^ he ^-^ wetiwes. Whewe >_> shouwd Othewwo >w< go? +>_> Nyow, >w< how dost xDD thou wook ^.^ nyow? x3 O iww-staww'd ^-^ wench! +Pawe >_< as >w< thy smock! x3 When ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 meet uWu at OwO compt, +This wook of ^.^ thinye xDD wiww >_< huww x3 my :3 souw from ^.^ heaven, +xDD And >w< fiends xDD wiww snatch uWu at :3 it. Cowd, >_< cowd, x3 my :33 giww? +Even ^.^ wike >w< thy >_< chastity. x3 O cursed, uWu cuwsed x3 swave! +Whip uWu me, OwO ye devils, +Fwom x3 the >w< possession of ÚwÚ this ^-^ heavenwy ;;w;; sight! +Blow ;;w;; me about uWu in winds! >_> Woast ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ suwphuw! +Wash ;;w;; me uWu in uWu steep-down gulfs of OwO wiquid >_> fiwe! +x3 O ;;w;; Desdemon! >_< dead, ;;w;; Desdemon! ÚwÚ dead! +:3 O! :3 O! :3 O! + +Entew :33 Wodovico, :33 Montanyo, OwO Cassio cawwied uWu in :3 a xDD chaiw, +ÚwÚ and :3 Officews with >w< Iago, ^w^ pwisonyew. + +WODOVICO. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< wash ÚwÚ and UwU most :33 unfowtunyate man? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< That's ^.^ he :3 that UwU was OwO Othewwo. :3 Hewe UwU I am. +WODOVICO. Whewe >_> is :3 that viper? Bring x3 the viwwain forth. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I wook down uWu towawds :33 his feet; >_> but ^w^ that's :3 a fable. +;;w;; If :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st :3 a deviw, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO kiww thee. >w< Wounds >w< Iago. +WODOVICO. Wrench :33 his xDD swowd from ^.^ him. +^-^ IAGO. UwU I bleed, ^w^ siw, >_> but nyot kill'd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^w^ am nyot sowwy >_> nyeithew. UwU I'wd uWu have uWu thee x3 wive, +For, uWu in x3 my sense, UwU 'tis happinyess to die. +WODOVICO. x3 O xDD thou :33 Othewwo, :3 that OwO wewt >_> once UwU so UwU good, +Fall'n uWu in x3 the pwactice of :3 a uWu damnyed :33 swave, +>_> What UwU shaww be uWu said to thee? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why, >_< anything; +^-^ An ;;w;; honyowabwe muwthewew, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, +For >_< nyought uWu did UwU I uWu in hate, >_> but aww uWu in uWu honyow. +WODOVICO. This uWu wwetch hath ÚwÚ pawt >_> confess'd :33 his x3 viwwainy. +Did xDD you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< consent uWu in uWu Cassio's UwU death? +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Ay. +>_< CASSIO. >_< Deaw general, UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave xDD you OwO cause. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve :33 it, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ ask x3 youw pardon. +Will UwU you, UwU I pray, ;;w;; demand :3 that demi-devil +Why ^.^ he hath OwO thus OwO ensnyawed x3 my :3 souw ÚwÚ and ^w^ body? +^-^ IAGO. xDD Demand ;;w;; me uWu nyothing; >_> what xDD you knyow, xDD you :33 knyow. +Fwom ÚwÚ this time fowth UwU I >_< nyevew xDD wiww speak OwO wowd. +WODOVICO. What, nyot to pway? +GRATIANO. >w< Towments xDD wiww ^w^ ope x3 youw x3 wips. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Weww, xDD thou dost >_> best. +WODOVICO. UwU Siw, xDD you UwU shaww understand >_> what hath >_> befaww'n, +>_< Which, >_< as UwU I >_< think, xDD you ^.^ knyow not. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >_> wettew +x3 Found uWu in x3 the uWu pocket of x3 the :3 swain Roderigo, +xDD And OwO hewe anyothew. uWu The one of them imports +uWu The :33 death of OwO Cassio to be ^.^ undewtook +^-^ By :3 Wodewigo. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O :33 viwwain! +>_< CASSIO. :3 Most :3 heathenyish ÚwÚ and UwU most gwoss! +WODOVICO. Now hewe's anyothew >_> discontented paper, +x3 Found uWu in :33 his uWu pocket :3 too; ÚwÚ and uWu this, >w< it seems, +:33 Wodewigo meant to uWu have sent ÚwÚ this uWu damnyed villain; +OwO But :3 that, >w< bewike, OwO Iago uWu in x3 the intewim +>_< Came uWu in ÚwÚ and ^-^ satisfied ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O x3 the pewnyicious caitiff! +How ^-^ came UwU you, ^-^ Cassio, ^.^ by :3 that handkerchief +:33 That UwU was x3 my ^w^ wife's? +>_< CASSIO. UwU I >_> found >w< it uWu in x3 my ;;w;; chambew; +xDD And ^.^ he >_< himsewf >_> confess'd >_> but even nyow +:33 That there ^.^ he ÚwÚ dwopp'd >w< it fow :3 a >_> speciaw OwO puwpose +>_< Which ;;w;; wwought to :33 his desiwe. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O foow! foow! foow! +>_< CASSIO. >_> Thewe >_> is ;;w;; besides uWu in Roderigo's letter, +How ^.^ he x3 upbwaids >w< Iago, :3 that ^.^ he UwU made ^.^ him +^-^ Bwave ;;w;; me ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< watch, wheweon >w< it ^-^ came +:33 That UwU I UwU was cast. xDD And even >_> but nyow ^.^ he x3 spake +>w< Aftew ^-^ wong ÚwÚ seeming >_< dead, OwO Iago ÚwÚ huwt :3 him, +OwO Iago uWu set ^.^ him :3 on. +WODOVICO. >_> You ^w^ must ^w^ fowsake ÚwÚ this room, ÚwÚ and OwO go with >_> us. +uWu Youw powew ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ command >_> is :33 taken ^w^ off, +xDD And OwO Cassio wuwes uWu in :3 Cypwus. For ÚwÚ this :33 swave, +;;w;; If there be xDD any x3 cunnying OwO cwuewty +:33 That ^.^ can x3 towment ^.^ him much ÚwÚ and howd ^.^ him long, +^.^ It UwU shaww be ÚwÚ his. >_> You UwU shaww ^-^ cwose ÚwÚ pwisonyew ^-^ west, +Tiww :3 that x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of x3 youw ;;w;; fauwt be ÚwÚ knyown +;;w;; To x3 the Venyetian state. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing xDD away. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Soft uWu you; :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow >w< two >w< befowe xDD you ÚwÚ go. +UwU I uWu have donye x3 the >w< state x3 some sewvice, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they uWu knyow't. +No ^.^ mowe of x3 that. UwU I pray UwU you, uWu in x3 youw letters, +x3 When xDD you UwU shaww these unlucky >_< deeds :33 wewate, +^w^ Speak of ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I am; >_< nyothing OwO extenyuate, +x3 Nyow uWu set down ^.^ aught uWu in xDD mawice. UwU Then ^w^ must xDD you speak +Of one :3 that xDD wuvd nyot wisely >_> but ^w^ too well; +Of one nyot easily >_> jeawous, but, ^.^ being wrought, +>_> Pewpwex'd uWu in x3 the extweme; of one x3 whose uWu hand, +Wike x3 the UwU base OwO Indian, OwO thwew :3 a uWu peaww OwO away +:3 Wichew than aww :33 his :3 twibe; of one x3 whose >_> subdued ^w^ eyes, +Awbeit unused to x3 the mewting :3 mood, +ÚwÚ Dwop tears >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as x3 the Arabian trees +^-^ Theiw medicinyaw >_< gum. Set xDD you down >_< this; +xDD And >_> say >_< besides, :3 that uWu in Aleppo ^w^ once, +Whewe :3 a malignant ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ tuwban'd ^w^ Tuwk +uWu Beat :3 a Venyetian ÚwÚ and traduced x3 the state, +UwU I >_> took ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ thwoat x3 the circumcised dog +xDD And xDD smote :3 him, OwO thus. UwU Stabs himself. +WODOVICO. x3 O bwoody x3 pewiod! +GRATIANO. All ^w^ that's ^-^ spoke >_> is marr'd. +ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I >w< kiss'd uWu thee ere UwU I kill'd thee. No uWu way >_> but uWu this, +Killing myself, to ^-^ die ;;w;; upon :3 a >w< kiss. +Fawws on x3 the ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and OwO dies. +>_< CASSIO. This uWu did UwU I ;;w;; feaw, >_> but xDD thought ^.^ he xDD had nyo weapon; +For ^.^ he UwU was great of ;;w;; heawt. +WODOVICO. :33 [To :33 Iago.] x3 O ^-^ Spawtan dog, +uWu Mowe UwU feww than uWu anguish, hungew, ow x3 the x3 sea! +Wook on x3 the tragic woading of ÚwÚ this bed; +This >_> is >w< thy >w< wowk. uWu The :33 object UwU poisons sight; +Let >w< it be :3 hid. >_> Gwatianyo, >_< keep x3 the house, +xDD And x3 seize ;;w;; upon x3 the fowtunyes of x3 the uWu Moow, +For ;;w;; they >_< succeed on OwO you. ;;w;; To UwU you, Lord Governor, +ÚwÚ Wemains x3 the UwU censuwe of ÚwÚ this hewwish villain, +uWu The time, x3 the pwace, x3 the towtuwe. >_< O, enforce :3 it! +xDD Mysewf xDD wiww ^w^ stwaight ;;w;; aboawd, ÚwÚ and to x3 the >w< state +This x3 heavy ;;w;; act with x3 heavy >_< heawt wewate. :33 Exeunt. + + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +:3 1596 + + +;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD ^-^ THE ^w^ SECOND + + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD ^-^ THE ^w^ SECOND +>_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF ^w^ GAUNT, >w< Duke of :3 Wancastew - :33 uncwe to x3 the ^w^ King +;;w;; EDMUND >_< WANGWEY, >w< Duke of York - :33 uncwe to x3 the ^w^ King +>_> HENWY, x3 suwnyamed BOLINGBROKE, >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, >_< son of +John of Gaunt, afterwards ^w^ King Henwy IV +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF AUMEWWE, >_< son of x3 the >w< Duke of York +THOMAS OwO MOWBWAY, >w< Duke of Norfolk +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >w< SUWWEY +EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY +EARL OwO BEWKEWEY +x3 BUSHY - >_> favouwites of ^w^ King Richard +ÚwÚ BAGOT - :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +UwU GWEEN - :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +EARL ÚwÚ OF NyOWTHUMBEWWAND +OwO HENWY ^w^ PEWCY, x3 suwnyamed HOTSPUW, :33 his >_< son +>w< WOWD ÚwÚ Woss >w< WOWD xDD WIWWOUGHBY +>w< WOWD OwO FITZWATEW xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE +ABBOT ÚwÚ OF x3 WESTMINSTEW >w< WOWD MARSHAL +ÚwÚ SIW OwO STEPHEN SCROOP ÚwÚ SIW xDD PIEWCE ÚwÚ OF >w< EXTON +>w< CAPTAIN of :3 a band of x3 Wewshmen OwO TWO :3 GAWDENyEWS + +>w< QUEEN to ^w^ King Richard +DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF YORK +DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ^.^ widow of Thomas of >_< Woodstock, +>w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew +:3 WADY :33 attending on x3 the xDD Queen + +;;w;; Wowds, x3 Hewawds, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, Keepew, Messengew, +Gwoom, ÚwÚ and othew ^-^ Attendants + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +England ÚwÚ and >_> Wawes + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew WICHAWD, >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF ^w^ GAUNT, with othew ^-^ NyOBWES ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Owd John of Gaunt, time-honoured Lancaster, +Hast UwU thou, accowding to >w< thy ^-^ oath ÚwÚ and :33 band, +Bwought ÚwÚ hithew Henwy ÚwÚ Hewefowd, >w< thy bold x3 son, +:3 Hewe to >_< make ÚwÚ good x3 the UwU boist'wous wate ^.^ appeaw, +>_< Which xDD then UwU ouw leisure ^.^ wouwd nyot wet >_> us heaw, +^w^ Against x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, Thomas xDD Mowbway? +uWu GAUNT. UwU I have, x3 my OwO wiege. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Teww uWu me, ^w^ moweuvw, x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ sounded ^.^ him +;;w;; If ^.^ he appeaw x3 the >w< Duke on UwU ancient x3 mawice, +:33 Ow worthily, >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 subject should, +On x3 some ÚwÚ knyown x3 gwound of tweachewy uWu in him? +uWu GAUNT. ;;w;; As nyeaw >_< as UwU I couwd OwO sift ^.^ him on :3 that :33 awgument, +On x3 some apparent danger :3 seen uWu in ^.^ him +Aim'd uWu at x3 youw Highness-no inveterate xDD mawice. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then caww them to UwU ouw >_< pwesence: OwO face to OwO face +xDD And >_> fwownying ^w^ bwow to >_> bwow, ouwsewves xDD wiww hear +uWu The xDD accusew ÚwÚ and x3 the accused freely >_< speak. +High-stomach'd OwO awe ;;w;; they both ÚwÚ and full of :3 iwe, +^w^ In rage, deaf >_< as x3 the :33 sea, >_> hasty >_< as >_> fiwe. + +Entew BOLINGBROKE ÚwÚ and MOWBRAY + +BOLINGBROKE. xDD Many years of ^w^ happy OwO days befaww +OwO My >_> gwacious sovereign, x3 my UwU most >w< woving wiege! +MOWBRAY. x3 Each day still xDD bettew ;;w;; othew's happinyess +Untiw x3 the >w< heavens, >_> envying :33 eawth's ÚwÚ good ^-^ hap, +;;w;; Add >w< an :3 immowtaw ;;w;; titwe to x3 youw uWu cwown! +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We >_> thank xDD you both; yet one >_> but ^.^ fwattews us, +;;w;; As weww appeareth ^.^ by x3 the cause xDD you >_< come; +uWu Nyamewy, to appeaw >_< each othew of xDD high :3 tweason. +x3 Cousin of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, >_> what dost xDD thou :33 object +^w^ Against x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, Thomas xDD Mowbway? +BOLINGBROKE. Fiwst-heaven be x3 the xDD wecowd to x3 my speech! +^w^ In x3 the xDD devotion of :3 a >_> subject's xDD wuv, +UwU Tend'wing x3 the >_< pwecious :33 safety of x3 my >_< pwince, +xDD And fwee from othew misbegotten hate, +:3 Come UwU I appellant to ÚwÚ this princely pwesence. +>_> Nyow, Thomas Mowbray, UwU do UwU I turn to ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And mark x3 my :3 gweeting well; fow >_> what UwU I speak +OwO My >w< body UwU shaww >_< make ÚwÚ good ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this earth, +:33 Ow x3 my divine :3 souw answew >w< it uWu in :33 heaven- +^.^ Thou awt :3 a traitor ÚwÚ and :3 a miscweant, +Too ÚwÚ good to be >_> so, ÚwÚ and ^w^ too :33 bad to x3 wive, +Since x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_> cwystaw >_> is x3 the :3 sky, +uWu The xDD ugwiew xDD seem x3 the :33 cwouds :3 that uWu in >w< it fwy. +Once >_> mowe, x3 the ^.^ mowe to aggravate x3 the :3 nyote, +With :3 a fouw UwU twaitow's xDD nyame ^w^ stuff UwU I >w< thy throat; +xDD And wish-so uWu pwease x3 my ;;w;; suvweign-ewe UwU I x3 muv, +>_> What x3 my >_> tongue speaks, x3 my >w< wight drawn xDD swowd OwO may ^.^ pwuv. +MOWBRAY. Let nyot x3 my UwU cowd wowds OwO hewe ;;w;; accuse x3 my xDD zeaw. +'Tis nyot x3 the uWu twiaw of :3 a xDD woman's waw, +uWu The UwU bittew ^-^ cwamouw of >w< two eagew tongues, +UwU Can >w< awbitwate ÚwÚ this cause betwixt >_> us >_< twain; +uWu The :3 bwood >_> is :3 hot :3 that ^w^ must be cool'd fow UwU this. +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ can UwU I nyot of xDD such >w< tame uWu patience boast +;;w;; As to be UwU hush'd ÚwÚ and >_< nyought uWu at >w< an to :3 say. +^.^ Fiwst, x3 the >w< faiw ^w^ wevewence of x3 youw >_> Highnyess curbs ;;w;; me +Fwom ^.^ giving weins ÚwÚ and :33 spuws to x3 my fwee OwO speech; +>_< Which >_> ewse ^.^ wouwd x3 post ÚwÚ untiw >w< it xDD had wetuwn'd +;;w;; These terms of UwU tweason doubled down :33 his uWu thwoat. +Setting :3 aside :33 his xDD high ÚwÚ bwood's OwO woyawty, +xDD And wet ^.^ him be nyo kinsman to x3 my ^.^ wiege, +UwU I UwU do ^.^ defy :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I spit uWu at :3 him, +;;w;; Caww ^.^ him :3 a slanderous x3 cowawd ÚwÚ and :3 a villain; +>_< Which to :33 maintain, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU awwow ^.^ him ^w^ odds +xDD And :3 meet :3 him, :3 wewe UwU I tied to >w< wun afoot +Even to x3 the uWu fwozen ;;w;; widges of x3 the Alps, +:33 Ow xDD any othew x3 gwound >w< inhabitabwe +Whewe OwO evew xDD Engwishman x3 duwst uWu set :33 his ^-^ foot. +>w< Meantime wet ÚwÚ this ;;w;; defend x3 my x3 woyawty- +^-^ By aww x3 my hopes, UwU most :3 fawsewy xDD doth ^.^ he >_< wie +BOLINGBROKE. Pawe uWu twembwing xDD cowawd, there UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 my ^.^ gage, +xDD Discwaiming OwO hewe x3 the >w< kindwed of x3 the uWu King; +xDD And uWu way :3 aside x3 my xDD high ÚwÚ bwood's OwO woyawty, +>_< Which ;;w;; feaw, nyot xDD wevewence, x3 makes uWu thee to except. +;;w;; If guiwty xDD dwead uWu have left uWu thee UwU so much ÚwÚ stwength +;;w;; As to OwO take x3 up >_< minye x3 honyouw's pawn, xDD then stoop. +^-^ By :3 that ÚwÚ and aww x3 the rites of knyighthood >_> ewse +Will UwU I >_< make ÚwÚ good OwO against ÚwÚ thee, awm to ^.^ awm, +>_> What UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke ow xDD thou ;;w;; canst worst devise. +MOWBRAY. UwU I OwO take >w< it xDD up; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 that xDD swowd UwU I >_< sweaw +>_< Which gently laid x3 my knyighthood on x3 my shoulder +I'll answew uWu thee uWu in xDD any >w< faiw degwee +:33 Ow chivalrous :3 design of knyightwy xDD twiaw; +xDD And when UwU I :3 mount, ^.^ awive OwO may UwU I nyot >w< wight +;;w;; If UwU I be traitor ow ÚwÚ unjustwy ^.^ fight! +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What xDD doth UwU ouw xDD cousin uWu way to ^w^ Mowbway's charge? +^.^ It ^w^ must be great :3 that ^.^ can x3 inhewit >_> us +^w^ So much >_< as of :3 a xDD thought of :33 iww uWu in ^.^ him. +BOLINGBROKE. Wook >_> what UwU I :3 speak, x3 my >w< wife UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv >w< it UwU twue- +:33 That Mowbway hath weceiv'd eight thousand nyobwes +^w^ In xDD nyame of lendings fow x3 youw Highness' xDD sowdiews, +uWu The which ^.^ he hath detain'd fow x3 wewd x3 empwoyments +Wike :3 a UwU fawse traitor ÚwÚ and xDD injuwious villain. +:33 Besides, UwU I >_> say ÚwÚ and xDD wiww uWu in ÚwÚ battwe >_< pwuv- +:33 Ow UwU hewe, ow >_> ewsewhewe to x3 the UwU fuwthest ;;w;; vewge +:33 That OwO evew UwU was survey'd ^.^ by :3 Engwish x3 eye- +:33 That aww x3 the :3 tweasons fow these eighteen years +;;w;; Compwotted ÚwÚ and contrived uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand +^-^ Fetch from UwU fawse Mowbway uWu theiw xDD fiwst >_> head ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ spwing. +>w< Fuwthew UwU I say, ÚwÚ and further xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain +>_> Upon :33 his :33 bad >w< wife to >_< make aww ÚwÚ this UwU good, +:33 That ^.^ he uWu did :3 pwot x3 the >w< Duke of :3 Gwoucestew's UwU death, +^.^ Suggest :33 his soon-believing advewsawies, +xDD And ^-^ consequentwy, ^.^ wike :3 a traitor xDD cowawd, +Swuic'd x3 out :33 his innocent :3 souw ^w^ thwough streams of ^-^ bwood; +>_< Which bwood, ^.^ wike ;;w;; sacwificing Abew's, cries, +Even from x3 the tongueless UwU cavewns of x3 the earth, +;;w;; To ;;w;; me fow justice ÚwÚ and OwO wough chastisement; +^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the glorious ^.^ wowth of x3 my descent, +This awm UwU shaww UwU do :33 it, ow ÚwÚ this >w< wife be :33 spent. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. How xDD high :3 a ^w^ pitch :33 his uWu wesowution soaws! +Thomas of ^-^ Nyowfowk, >_> what say'st xDD thou to :3 this? +MOWBRAY. >_< O, wet x3 my suvweign turn OwO away :33 his OwO face +xDD And bid :33 his OwO eaws :3 a xDD wittwe OwO whiwe be deaf, +Tiww UwU I uWu have told ÚwÚ this ^-^ swandew of :33 his :3 bwood +How ^w^ God ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men ^-^ hate UwU so fouw :3 a UwU wiaw. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Mowbray, impartial OwO awe UwU ouw eyes ÚwÚ and x3 caws. +^.^ Wewe ^.^ he x3 my brother, x3 nyay, x3 my kingdom's heiw, +;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is >_> but x3 my father's brother's x3 son, +Now ^.^ by x3 my sceptre's OwO awe UwU I >_< make :3 a ^w^ vow, +>w< Such OwO nyeighbouw nyeawnyess to UwU ouw uWu sacwed :3 bwood +Should >_< nyothing OwO pwiviwege ^.^ him nor partialize +uWu The >_< unstooping ^.^ fiwmnyess of x3 my ^w^ upwight ^-^ souw. +>w< He >_> is UwU ouw uWu subject, x3 Mowbway; UwU so awt >_> thou: +Fwee ÚwÚ speech ÚwÚ and xDD feawwess UwU I to uWu thee ÚwÚ awwow. +MOWBRAY. Then, ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, >_< as wow >_< as to >w< thy uWu heawt, +^.^ Thwough x3 the UwU fawse uWu passage of >w< thy throat, xDD thou liest. +Thwee parts of :3 that :33 weceipt UwU I xDD had fow Calais +x3 Disbuws'd UwU I :33 duwy to :33 his Highness' soldiers; +uWu The othew ÚwÚ pawt reserv'd UwU I ^.^ by ^.^ consent, +For :3 that x3 my suvweign wiege UwU was uWu in x3 my >_> debt +>_> Upon ^.^ wemaindew of :3 a uWu deaw :33 account +Since >w< wast UwU I OwO went to Fwance to :3 fetch :33 his >w< queen: +Now swawwow down :3 that xDD wie. For :3 Gwoucestew's >w< death- +UwU I >_< swew ^.^ him >_> nyot, >_> but to x3 my UwU own xDD disgwace +>_> Nyegwected x3 my sworn >_> duty uWu in :3 that :3 case. +For UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe Lord of Lancaster, +uWu The ^.^ honyouwabwe >w< fathew to x3 my x3 foe, +Once uWu did UwU I uWu way >w< an ^-^ ambush fow x3 youw :3 wife, +^-^ A trespass :3 that xDD doth ^-^ vex x3 my gwieved ^.^ souw; +OwO But ere UwU I >w< wast weceiv'd x3 the sacwament +UwU I uWu did x3 confess :33 it, ÚwÚ and exactwy begg'd +uWu Youw ;;w;; Gwace's ;;w;; pawdon; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU hope UwU I xDD had :3 it. +This >_> is x3 my ^-^ fauwt. ;;w;; As fow x3 the xDD west appeaw'd, +^.^ It >_> issues from x3 the rancour of :3 a villain, +^-^ A xDD wecweant ÚwÚ and UwU most degenerate uWu twaitow; +>_< Which uWu in mysewf UwU I OwO bowdwy xDD wiww defend, +xDD And interchangeably >_< huww down x3 my >w< gage +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this ^-^ uvwweenying UwU twaitow's :33 foot +;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv mysewf :3 a loyal ÚwÚ gentweman +Even uWu in x3 the best :3 bwood x3 chambew'd uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ bosom. +^w^ In ^.^ haste UwU wheweof, UwU most UwU heawtiwy UwU I pray +uWu Youw >_> Highnyess to assign UwU ouw uWu twiaw x3 day. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< Wwath-kindwed xDD gentwemen, be wuw'd ^.^ by OwO me; +:3 Wet's OwO puwge ÚwÚ this ^.^ chowew ^-^ without wetting blood- +This ^.^ we pwescwibe, ^w^ though nyo >_< physician; +Deep malice x3 makes ^w^ too >_> deep :33 incision. +uWu Fowget, fowgive; OwO concwude ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ agweed: +Our ^.^ doctows >_> say ÚwÚ this >_> is nyo >_> month to UwU bweed. +^-^ Good uWu uncwe, wet ÚwÚ this >w< end :3 whewe >w< it ^-^ begun; +^-^ We'ww ÚwÚ cawm x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, xDD you x3 youw OwO son. +uWu GAUNT. ;;w;; To be :3 a :33 make-peace UwU shaww :33 become x3 my age. +Throw ;;w;; down, x3 my x3 son, x3 the >w< Duke of ^w^ Nyowfowk's gage. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ And, ^-^ Nyowfowk, ^-^ thwow down ÚwÚ his. +uWu GAUNT. UwU When, ^w^ Hawwy, xDD when? +^.^ Obedience UwU bids UwU I >_> shouwd nyot bid ;;w;; again. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Nyowfowk, ^-^ thwow down; ^.^ we ÚwÚ bid. +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo >w< boot. +MOWBRAY. xDD Mysewf UwU I thwow, xDD dwead sovereign, uWu at >w< thy >w< foot; +OwO My >w< wife xDD thou shalt >_> command, >_> but nyot x3 my OwO shame: +uWu The one x3 my >_> duty owes; >_> but x3 my >w< faiw :33 nyame, +^-^ Despite of UwU death, :3 that ;;w;; wives ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 gwave +;;w;; To dark ^.^ dishonyouw's use xDD thou shalt nyot :3 have. +UwU I ^w^ am uWu disgwac'd, impeach'd, ÚwÚ and uWu baffw'd ^.^ hewe; +Pierc'd to x3 the :3 souw with ^.^ swandew's ;;w;; venyom'd UwU speaw, +uWu The which nyo bawm ^.^ can >w< cuwe >_> but :33 his ^w^ heawt-bwood +>_< Which >w< bweath'd ÚwÚ this poison. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Wage ^w^ must be withstood: +Give ;;w;; me :33 his gage-lions >_< make ^-^ weopawds tame. +MOWBRAY. Yea, >_> but nyot change :33 his xDD spots. ^.^ Take >_> but x3 my UwU shame, +xDD And UwU I resign x3 my gage. OwO My uWu deaw uWu deaw uWu wowd, +uWu The puwest treasure >w< mowtaw times UwU affowd +Is :3 spotwess ÚwÚ weputation; :3 that away, +OwO Men OwO awe >_> but :3 giwded >_< woam ow painted cway. +^-^ A jewel uWu in :3 a ten-times x3 baww'd-up uWu chest +Is :3 a bold ^w^ spiwit uWu in :3 a loyal UwU bweast. +Mine honour >_> is x3 my :33 wife; both gwow uWu in onye; +^.^ Take honour from uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< wife >_> is UwU donye: +Then, uWu deaw x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_< minye honour wet ;;w;; me OwO twy; +^w^ In :3 that UwU I x3 wive, ÚwÚ and fow :3 that xDD wiww UwU I die. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Cousin, ^-^ thwow x3 up x3 youw xDD gage; UwU do xDD you ;;w;; begin. +BOLINGBROKE. >_< O, ^w^ God ;;w;; defend x3 my :3 souw from xDD such >_> deep ^w^ sin! +Shall UwU I xDD seem ÚwÚ cwest-fawwen uWu in x3 my father's sight? +:33 Ow with pawe :3 beggaw-feaw x3 impeach x3 my height +^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ this :3 outdaw'd dastard? Ere x3 my >_> tongue +Shall ;;w;; wound x3 my honour with xDD such feebwe wrong +:33 Ow >_> sound UwU so UwU base :3 a parle, x3 my teeth UwU shaww teaw +uWu The :33 swavish motive of ^-^ wecanting ;;w;; feaw, +xDD And spit >w< it xDD bweeding uWu in :33 his xDD high disgrace, +Whewe ^-^ shame xDD doth UwU hawbouw, even uWu in ^w^ Mowbway's ;;w;; face. +uWu Exit OwO GAUNT +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We :3 wewe nyot bown to >_< sue, >_> but to :33 command; +>_< Which xDD since ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot UwU do to >_< make xDD you OwO fwiends, +^w^ Be :3 weady, >_< as x3 youw ;;w;; wives UwU shaww answew :33 it, +At Coventry, ;;w;; upon Saint :3 Wambewt's x3 day. +>_> Thewe UwU shaww x3 youw :33 swowds ÚwÚ and wances >w< awbitwate +uWu The xDD swewwing ^.^ diffewence of x3 youw ^-^ settwed :33 hate; +Since ^.^ we ^.^ can nyot OwO atonye UwU you, ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> see +Justice :3 design x3 the ;;w;; victow's chivawwy. +Lord Marshal, ÚwÚ command UwU ouw uWu officews-at-awms +^w^ Be ready to direct these ^.^ home :33 awawms. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. +OwO Wondon. uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF WANCASTEW'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF OwO GAUNT with x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF GWOUCESTEW + +uWu GAUNT. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the ÚwÚ pawt UwU I xDD had uWu in Woodstock's :3 bwood +^-^ Doth ^.^ mowe sowicit ;;w;; me than x3 youw >_> excwaims +;;w;; To stir OwO against x3 the x3 butchews of :33 his wife! +OwO But xDD since correction wieth uWu in UwU those ^.^ hands +>_< Which UwU made x3 the ;;w;; fauwt :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot correct, +>_> Put ^.^ we UwU ouw ^-^ quawwew to x3 the xDD wiww of xDD heaven; +UwU Who, when ;;w;; they >_> see x3 the >_> houws ripe on earth, +Will xDD wain :3 hot UwU vengeance on >w< offendews' :33 heads. +DUCHESS. Finds bwothewhood uWu in uWu thee nyo sharper >_> spuw? +>_< Hath wuv uWu in >w< thy ;;w;; owd :3 bwood nyo UwU wiving fiwe? +>_< Edwawd's ÚwÚ seven sons, xDD wheweof >w< thysewf awt one, +^.^ Wewe >_< as ÚwÚ seven vials of :33 his uWu sacwed bwood, +:33 Ow ÚwÚ seven >w< faiw ^-^ bwanches x3 spwinging from one woot. +;;w;; Some of UwU those ÚwÚ seven OwO awe dwied ^.^ by ;;w;; nyatuwe's course, +;;w;; Some of UwU those ^-^ bwanches ^.^ by x3 the Destinies cut; +OwO But Thomas, x3 my uWu deaw uWu wowd, x3 my :3 wife, x3 my :33 Gwoucestew, +x3 Onye :33 viaw full of >_< Edwawd's uWu sacwed bwood, +x3 Onye fwouwishing branch of :33 his UwU most royal x3 woot, +Is UwU cwack'd, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the >_< pwecious liquor OwO spiwt; +Is hack'd ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ summew >w< weaves aww uWu faded, +^-^ By OwO envy's uWu hand ÚwÚ and x3 muwdew's bwoody :33 axe. +xDD Ah, Gaunt, :33 his :3 bwood UwU was thine! :33 That ^.^ bed, :3 that womb, +:33 That ^w^ mettwe, :3 that self >_> mouwd, :3 that uWu fashion'd ÚwÚ thee, +Made ^.^ him :3 a xDD man; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though xDD thou OwO wivest ÚwÚ and bweathest, +ÚwÚ Yet awt xDD thou :3 swain uWu in ^.^ him. ^.^ Thou dost >_< consent +^w^ In x3 some large UwU measuwe to >w< thy father's :33 death +^w^ In :3 that xDD thou seest >w< thy wwetched ÚwÚ bwothew >_> die, +Who UwU was x3 the :33 modew of >w< thy father's life. +;;w;; Caww >w< it nyot patience, Gaunt-it >_> is UwU despaiw; +^w^ In ÚwÚ suff'wing OwO thus >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew to be >w< swaught'wed, +^.^ Thou ^.^ showest x3 the nyaked ^.^ pathway to >w< thy :3 wife, +Teaching xDD stewn murder >w< how to ;;w;; butchew thee. +:33 That which uWu in >_> mean ;;w;; men ^.^ we x3 entitwe uWu patience +Is pawe UwU cowd cowardice uWu in x3 nyobwe breasts. +>_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ say? ;;w;; To safeguard ^.^ thinye UwU own >w< wife +uWu The best uWu way >_> is to >_< venge x3 my :3 Gwoucestew's death. +uWu GAUNT. >_> God's >_> is x3 the xDD quawwew; fow >_> God's x3 substitute, +ÚwÚ His OwO deputy ^-^ anyointed uWu in ÚwÚ His UwU sight, +>_< Hath OwO caus'd :33 his ÚwÚ death; x3 the which >_> if wrongfully, +Let heaven ^w^ wevenge; fow UwU I OwO may >_< nyevew lift +^-^ An angry awm OwO against ÚwÚ His minister. +DUCHESS. Whewe >w< then, :3 awas, OwO may UwU I :3 compwain myself? +uWu GAUNT. ;;w;; To :33 God, x3 the widow's x3 champion ÚwÚ and OwO defence. +DUCHESS. Why >w< then, UwU I :33 wiww. UwU Faweweww, ;;w;; owd x3 Gaunt. +^.^ Thou ^.^ goest to Coventry, there to behowd +Our xDD cousin Hewefowd ÚwÚ and UwU feww Mowbway ^w^ fight. +>_< O, sit x3 my husband's >_< wwongs on >w< Hewefowd's UwU speaw, +:33 That >w< it OwO may enter ;;w;; butchew ^w^ Mowbway's >w< bweast! +:3 Ow, >_> if OwO misfowtunye ;;w;; miss x3 the xDD fiwst >_> caweew, +^w^ Be ^w^ Mowbway's :3 sins UwU so x3 heavy uWu in :33 his ^w^ bosom +:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may bweak :33 his UwU foaming :3 couwsew's back +xDD And ^-^ thwow x3 the widew OwO headwong uWu in x3 the wists, +^-^ A ^.^ caitiff xDD wecweant to x3 my xDD cousin Hereford! +UwU Faweweww, ;;w;; owd uWu Gaunt; >w< thy x3 sometimes brother's :3 wife, +With her >_< companyion, Grief, ^w^ must >w< end her life. +uWu GAUNT. x3 Sistew, faweweww; UwU I ^w^ must to Coventry. +;;w;; As much ÚwÚ good xDD stay with uWu thee >_< as OwO go with me! +DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Yet one ;;w;; wowd more- grief UwU boundeth :3 whewe >w< it >_< fawws, +ÚwÚ Nyot with x3 the :33 empty :33 howwownyess, >_> but ^.^ weight. +UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave >w< befowe UwU I uWu have begun, +For sorrow uWu ends nyot when >w< it seemeth ^-^ donye. +>_< Commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy brother, Edmund x3 Yowk. +Lo, ÚwÚ this >_> is ;;w;; aww- x3 nyay, yet ÚwÚ depawt nyot so; +;;w;; Though ÚwÚ this be all, UwU do nyot UwU so quickly go; +UwU I UwU shaww remember more. x3 Bid uWu him- UwU ah, w-what?- +With aww ÚwÚ good ^w^ speed uWu at UwU Pwashy x3 visit x3 me. +xDD Awack, ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU shaww ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd York there >_> see +OwO But :33 empty OwO wodgings ÚwÚ and unfurnish'd walls, +Unpeopwed ;;w;; offices, UwU untwodden stones? +xDD And >_> what hear there fow wewcome >_> but x3 my x3 gwoans? +Therefore ÚwÚ commend OwO me; wet ^.^ him nyot come there +;;w;; To >_> seek x3 out sorrow :3 that dwells every x3 whewe. +:3 Desowate, desolate, xDD wiww UwU I >w< hence ÚwÚ and :3 die; +uWu The >w< wast OwO weave of uWu thee UwU takes x3 my weeping :33 eye. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. +uWu The ^.^ wists uWu at UwU Cuvntwy + +Entew x3 the >w< WOWD MARSHAL ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ AUMEWWE + +MAWSHAW. OwO My Lord xDD Aumewwe, >_> is ÚwÚ Hawwy Hewefowd ;;w;; awm'd? +AUMERLE. Yea, uWu at aww ^.^ points; ÚwÚ and OwO wongs to enter ^.^ in. +MAWSHAW. uWu The >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, spightfully ÚwÚ and >w< bowd, +ÚwÚ Stays >_> but x3 the >_> summons of x3 the appelant's twumpet. +AUMERLE. Why >w< then, x3 the champions OwO awe prepar'd, ÚwÚ and xDD stay +For >_< nyothing >_> but :33 his :33 Majesty's ;;w;; appwoach. + +uWu The trumpets sound, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; KING ;;w;; entews with :33 his ^.^ nyobwes, +^w^ GAUNT, ÚwÚ BUSHY, >w< BAGOT, ^w^ GWEEN, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. x3 When ;;w;; they OwO awe ^-^ set, +enter OwO MOWBWAY, >w< Duke of x3 Nyow fowk, uWu in awms, defendant, ÚwÚ and +:3 a uWu HEWAWD + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Marshal, ;;w;; demand of yonder x3 champion +uWu The cause of :33 his >_< awwivaw OwO hewe uWu in arms; +;;w;; Ask ^.^ him :33 his UwU nyame; ÚwÚ and ^w^ owdewwy proceed +;;w;; To >_< sweaw ^.^ him uWu in x3 the justice of :33 his OwO cause. +MAWSHAW. ^w^ In >_> God's xDD nyame ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 King's, >_> say who xDD thou awt, +xDD And >w< why xDD thou comest OwO thus knyightwy cwad uWu in arms; +^w^ Against >_> what x3 man xDD thou x3 com'st, ÚwÚ and >_> what >w< thy ÚwÚ quawwew. +^w^ Speak :33 twuwy on >w< thy knyighthood ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu oath; +;;w;; As UwU so ;;w;; defend uWu thee heaven ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; vawouw! +MOWBRAY. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Thomas Mowbray, >w< Duke of Norfolk; +Who ÚwÚ hithew come engaged ^.^ by x3 my >_> oath- +>_< Which ^w^ God ;;w;; defend :3 a knight >_> shouwd violate!- +UwU Both to ;;w;; defend x3 my xDD woyawty ÚwÚ and uWu twuth +;;w;; To :33 God, x3 my OwO King, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD succeeding ^w^ issue, +^w^ Against x3 the >w< Duke of Hewefowd :3 that appeals OwO me; +^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the xDD gwace of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_< minye ^.^ awm, +;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv :3 him, uWu in x3 defending of myself, +^-^ A traitor to x3 my :33 God, x3 my OwO King, ÚwÚ and x3 me. +xDD And >_< as UwU I :33 twuwy x3 fight, ;;w;; defend ;;w;; me :3 heaven! + +uWu The trumpets UwU sound. Entew BOLINGBROKE, >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, +UwU appewwant, uWu in awmouw, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu HEWAWD + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Marshal, ^w^ ask yonder knight uWu in awms, +UwU Both who ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ and >w< why ^.^ he cometh ÚwÚ hithew +^-^ Thus plated uWu in habiwiments of UwU waw; +xDD And fowmawwy, accowding to UwU ouw waw, +;;w;; Depose ^.^ him uWu in x3 the justice of :33 his OwO cause. +MAWSHAW. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? ÚwÚ and ^-^ whewefowe UwU com'st xDD thou ÚwÚ hithew +^.^ Befowe ^w^ King Richard uWu in :33 his royal lists? +^w^ Against ÚwÚ whom comest thou? ÚwÚ and UwU what's >w< thy OwO quawwew? +^w^ Speak ^.^ wike :3 a true UwU knyight, UwU so ;;w;; defend uWu thee :3 heaven! +BOLINGBROKE. ÚwÚ Hawwy of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Lancaster, ÚwÚ and :3 Dewby, +^w^ Am x3 I; who ready OwO hewe UwU do stand uWu in :3 awms +;;w;; To prove, ^.^ by >_> God's xDD gwace ÚwÚ and x3 my body's uWu vawouw, +^w^ In ^.^ wists on Thomas Mowbray, >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is :3 a traitor, fouw ÚwÚ and UwU dangewous, +;;w;; To ^w^ God of ^.^ heaven, ^w^ King ^.^ Wichawd, ÚwÚ and to x3 me. +xDD And >_< as UwU I :33 twuwy x3 fight, ;;w;; defend ;;w;; me :3 heaven! +MAWSHAW. On :33 pain of UwU death, nyo ÚwÚ pewson be UwU so bold +:33 Ow ^-^ dawing-hawdy >_< as to :33 touch x3 the wists, +UwU Except x3 the UwU Mawshaw ÚwÚ and xDD such ^w^ officews +;;w;; Appointed to direct these >w< faiw x3 designs. +BOLINGBROKE. Lord Marshal, wet ;;w;; me :3 kiss x3 my ^.^ suvweign's uWu hand, +xDD And bow x3 my knyee >w< befowe :33 his :3 Majesty; +For Mowbway ÚwÚ and mysewf OwO awe ^.^ wike >w< two ;;w;; men +:33 That vow :3 a ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ weawy ;;w;; piwgwimage. +UwU Then wet >_> us OwO take :3 a cewemonyious OwO weave +xDD And >w< woving >_< faweweww of UwU ouw sevewaw fwiends. +MAWSHAW. uWu The appellant uWu in aww >_> duty greets x3 youw >w< Highnyess, +xDD And cwaves to :3 kiss x3 youw uWu hand ÚwÚ and OwO take :33 his >_< weave. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We xDD wiww descend ÚwÚ and ^w^ fowd ^.^ him uWu in UwU ouw arms. +x3 Cousin of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, >_< as >w< thy cause >_> is wight, +^w^ So be >w< thy :3 fowtunye uWu in ÚwÚ this royal ^.^ fight! +UwU Faweweww, x3 my ^-^ bwood; which >_> if ^w^ to-day xDD thou shed, +;;w;; Wament ^.^ we may, >_> but nyot xDD wevenge uWu thee uWu dead. +BOLINGBROKE. >_< O, wet nyo x3 nyobwe ^w^ eye uWu pwofanye :3 a teaw +For uWu me, >_> if UwU I be uWu gow'd with ^w^ Mowbway's uWu speaw. +;;w;; As xDD confident >_< as >_> is x3 the >_< fawcon's :33 fwight +^w^ Against :3 a bird, UwU do UwU I with Mowbway ^w^ fight. +OwO My >w< woving uWu wowd, UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave of uWu you; +Of UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO cousin, Lord :33 Aumewwe; +ÚwÚ Nyot :33 sick, awthough UwU I uWu have to UwU do with UwU death, +OwO But lusty, >_> young, ÚwÚ and cheewwy :3 dwawing >_< bweath. +Lo, >_< as uWu at :3 Engwish feasts, UwU so UwU I uWu wegweet +uWu The OwO daintiest last, to >_< make x3 the >w< end UwU most sweet. +x3 O UwU thou, x3 the ÚwÚ eawthwy ÚwÚ authow of x3 my bwood, +>_< Whose youthfuw ^-^ spiwit, uWu in ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wegenyewate, +^-^ Doth with :3 a twofold >_< vigouw lift ;;w;; me x3 up +;;w;; To :3 weach uWu at OwO victowy :33 abuv x3 my head, +;;w;; Add xDD pwoof >w< unto >_< minye ^-^ awmouw with >w< thy pwayews, +xDD And with >w< thy bwessings steew x3 my ^.^ wance's UwU point, +:33 That >w< it OwO may enter ^w^ Mowbway's ;;w;; waxen >_> coat +xDD And UwU fuwbish x3 nyew x3 the xDD nyame of John ^.^ o' Gaunt, +Even uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wusty :33 haviouw of :33 his OwO son. +uWu GAUNT. ^w^ God uWu in >w< thy ÚwÚ good cause >_< make uWu thee prosperous! +^w^ Be UwU swift ^.^ wike lightning uWu in x3 the execution, +xDD And wet >w< thy ÚwÚ bwows, ^w^ doubwy xDD wedoubwed, +Fall ^.^ wike uWu amazing >_> thundew on x3 the casque +Of >w< thy advewse pewnyicious enemy. +ÚwÚ Wouse x3 up >w< thy youthfuw bwood, be valiant, ÚwÚ and wive. +BOLINGBROKE. Mine innyocence ÚwÚ and Saint ^w^ Geowge to xDD thwive! +MOWBRAY. UwU Howevew ^w^ God ow :3 fowtunye ;;w;; cast x3 my UwU wot, +>_> Thewe ;;w;; wives ow dies, true to ^w^ King >w< Wichawd's throne, +^-^ A uWu woyaw, >_< just, ÚwÚ and ^w^ upwight :3 gentweman. +xDD Nyevew uWu did >w< captive with :3 a ÚwÚ fweew >_< heawt +;;w;; Cast x3 off :33 his >_> chains of >_< bondage, ÚwÚ and >_< embwace +ÚwÚ His golden uWu uncontwoww'd enfranchisement, +uWu Mowe than x3 my UwU dancing :3 souw xDD doth cewebwate +This >_> feast of ÚwÚ battwe with >_< minye ÚwÚ advewsawy. +:3 Most ^-^ mighty ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< companyion ^-^ peews, +^.^ Take from x3 my xDD mouth x3 the ÚwÚ wish of ^w^ happy years. +;;w;; As ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ and >_< as OwO jocund >_< as to xDD jest +Go UwU I to fight: uWu twuth hath :3 a :33 quiet UwU bweast. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Faweweww, x3 my uWu wowd, secuwewy UwU I :33 espy +x3 Viwtue with valour couched uWu in ^.^ thinye :33 eye. +x3 Owdew x3 the OwO twiaw, Marshal, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; begin. +MAWSHAW. ÚwÚ Hawwy of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Lancaster, ÚwÚ and :3 Dewby, +Receive >w< thy wance; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God ;;w;; defend x3 the wight! +BOLINGBROKE. :3 Stwong >_< as :3 a >_> towew uWu in hope, UwU I cwy amen. +MAWSHAW. :33 [To >w< an :33 officew] Go UwU beaw ÚwÚ this lance to Thomas, +>w< Duke of x3 Nyowfowk. +uWu FIWST HEWAWD. ÚwÚ Hawwy of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Lancaster, ÚwÚ and :3 Dewby, +Stands OwO hewe fow :33 God, :33 his sovereign, ÚwÚ and himsewf, +On :33 pain to be >_> found UwU fawse ÚwÚ and recreant, +;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, Thomas Mowbray, +^-^ A traitor to :33 his :33 God, :33 his OwO King, ÚwÚ and him; +xDD And x3 dawes ^.^ him to uWu set forward to x3 the ^w^ fight. +^w^ SECOND HEWAWD. :3 Hewe standeth Thomas Mowbray, >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, +On :33 pain to be >_> found UwU fawse ÚwÚ and recreant, +UwU Both to ;;w;; defend himsewf, ÚwÚ and to approve +Henwy of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Lancaster, ÚwÚ and :3 Dewby, +;;w;; To :33 God, :33 his sovereign, ÚwÚ and to ^.^ him xDD diswoyaw, +>_< Couwageouswy ÚwÚ and with :3 a fwee ^.^ desiwe +Attending >_> but x3 the OwO signyaw to ;;w;; begin. +MAWSHAW. Sound >_> twumpets; ÚwÚ and uWu set forward, OwO combatants. +:3 [A :3 chawge uWu sounded] +Stay, x3 the ^w^ King hath :33 thwown :33 his :3 wawdew down. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Let them uWu way ^.^ by uWu theiw hewmets ÚwÚ and uWu theiw >_> speaws, +xDD And both ^-^ wetuwn back to uWu theiw >_> chaiws ;;w;; again. +Withdraw with us; ÚwÚ and wet x3 the trumpets >_> sound +While ^.^ we ^-^ wetuwn these >_< dukes >_> what ^.^ we :33 decwee. + +^-^ A ^-^ wong flourish, OwO whiwe x3 the ;;w;; KING x3 consuwts :33 his Counciw + +Draw near, +xDD And ÚwÚ wist >_> what with UwU ouw council ^.^ we uWu have ^-^ donye. +For :3 that UwU ouw kingdom's ^.^ eawth >_> shouwd nyot be ^.^ soiw'd +With :3 that uWu deaw :3 bwood which >w< it hath ^.^ fostewed; +xDD And fow UwU ouw eyes UwU do ^-^ hate x3 the xDD diwe uWu aspect +Of ÚwÚ civiw wounds pwough'd x3 up with nyeighbouws' ^-^ swowd; +xDD And fow ^.^ we think x3 the >_> eagwe-winged >_< pwide +Of >_< sky-aspiwing ÚwÚ and :3 ambitious thoughts, +With ^.^ wivaw-hating xDD envy, uWu set on xDD you +;;w;; To wake UwU ouw ÚwÚ peace, which uWu in UwU ouw >_> countwy's >_> cwadwe +^w^ Dwaws x3 the x3 sweet xDD infant UwU bweath of ^-^ gentwe ^w^ sweep; +>_< Which UwU so wous'd x3 up with UwU boist'wous ^w^ untun'd drums, +With harsh-resounding trumpets' :3 dweadfuw ;;w;; bway, +xDD And gwating x3 shock of wrathful iwon awms, +^.^ Might from UwU ouw :33 quiet confines :33 fwight >w< faiw uWu peace +xDD And >_< make >_> us ^w^ wade even uWu in UwU ouw kindwed's blood- +Therefore ^.^ we banyish xDD you UwU ouw territories. +>_< You, xDD cousin ÚwÚ Hewefowd, ;;w;; upon :33 pain of :3 wife, +Tiww twice five summers uWu have ^-^ enwich'd UwU ouw fields +Shall nyot uWu wegweet UwU ouw >w< faiw uWu dominyions, +OwO But ;;w;; twead x3 the stwangew UwU paths of >_> banyishment. +BOLINGBROKE. uWu Youw xDD wiww be ^-^ donye. This ^w^ must x3 my uWu comfowt ^-^ be- +:33 That sun :3 that xDD wawms xDD you OwO hewe UwU shaww shine on uWu me, +xDD And UwU those :33 his golden beams to xDD you OwO hewe OwO went +Shall :33 point on ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and gild x3 my >_> banyishment. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Nyowfowk, fow uWu thee remains :3 a heaview doom, +>_< Which UwU I with x3 some unwillingness ^.^ pwonyounce: +uWu The sly slow >_> houws UwU shaww nyot :33 detewminyate +uWu The datewess wimit of >w< thy uWu deaw ^-^ exiwe; +uWu The :33 hopewess ;;w;; wowd of 'nyevew to return' +Bweathe UwU I OwO against ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; upon :33 pain of life. +MOWBRAY. ^-^ A x3 heavy xDD sentence, x3 my UwU most suvweign ^.^ wiege, +xDD And aww unwook'd fow from x3 youw Highness' xDD mouth. +^-^ A ÚwÚ deawew uWu mewit, nyot UwU so >_> deep :3 a :3 maim +;;w;; As to be ;;w;; cast fowth uWu in x3 the ^w^ common air, +:3 Have UwU I deserved uWu at x3 youw Highness' ^w^ hands. +uWu The language UwU I uWu have ^w^ weawnt these >w< fowty years, +OwO My OwO nyative Engwish, nyow UwU I ^w^ must >_> fowgo; +xDD And nyow x3 my >_< tongue's use >_> is to ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe +Than >w< an ;;w;; unstwinged ÚwÚ viow ow :3 a harp; +:33 Ow ^.^ wike :3 a x3 cunnying UwU instwument xDD cas'd x3 up +:3 Ow, ^.^ being open, put x3 into :33 his ^.^ hands +:33 That xDD knyows nyo :33 touch to tune x3 the >w< hawmony. +OwO Within x3 my xDD mouth xDD you uWu have engaol'd x3 my ;;w;; tongue, +^w^ Doubwy ;;w;; powtcuwwis'd with x3 my teeth ÚwÚ and lips; +xDD And xDD duww, unfeeling, ^-^ bawwen ÚwÚ ignyowance +Is UwU made x3 my gaowew to >_< attend on x3 me. +UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ;;w;; owd to ^-^ fawn ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD nyuwse, +Too uWu faw uWu in years to be :3 a ^w^ pupiw now. +>_> What >_> is >w< thy xDD sentence, >w< then, >_> but speechwess UwU death, +>_< Which robs x3 my >_> tongue from :33 bweathing OwO nyative >_> bweath? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ It ÚwÚ boots uWu thee nyot to be compassionate; +>w< Aftew UwU ouw :33 sentence xDD pwainying x3 comes ^w^ too UwU wate. +MOWBRAY. UwU Then OwO thus UwU I turn ;;w;; me from x3 my ^w^ countwv's wight, +;;w;; To dwell uWu in solemn x3 shades of uWu endwess OwO nyight. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Return OwO again, ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< an ^-^ oath with thee. +Way on UwU ouw royal xDD swowd x3 youw banyish'd hands; +Swear ^.^ by x3 the >_> duty :3 that xDD you >_> owe to :33 God, +Our ÚwÚ pawt thewein ^.^ we banyish with ^w^ youwsewves, +;;w;; To >_< keep x3 the ^-^ oath :3 that ^.^ we >_< adminyistew: +>_> You >_< nyevew UwU shaww, UwU so OwO hewp xDD you uWu twuth ÚwÚ and :33 God, +>w< Embwace >_< each ;;w;; othew's wuv uWu in ;;w;; banyishment; +x3 Nyow >_< nyevew wook ;;w;; upon >_< each ;;w;; othew's face; +x3 Nyow >_< nyevew wwite, xDD wegweet, nor reconcile +This ^.^ wouwing UwU tempest of x3 youw OwO home-bwed :33 hate; +x3 Nyow >_< nyevew ^.^ by ^w^ advised OwO puwpose :3 meet +;;w;; To >_> pwot, contrive, ow complot xDD any UwU iww, +^w^ 'Gainst us, UwU ouw state, UwU ouw xDD subjects, ow UwU ouw xDD wand. +BOLINGBROKE. UwU I OwO sweaw. +MOWBRAY. xDD And I, to >_< keep aww UwU this. +BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Nyowfowk, UwU so uWu faw >_< as to >_< minye enemy. +^-^ By ÚwÚ this time, xDD had x3 the ^w^ King ;;w;; pewmitted us, +x3 Onye of UwU ouw >w< souws xDD had ^-^ wand'wed uWu in x3 the air, +Banish'd ÚwÚ this frail >w< sepuwchwe of UwU ouw OwO fwesh, +;;w;; As nyow UwU ouw >w< fwesh >_> is banyish'd from ÚwÚ this xDD wand- +^w^ Confess >w< thy :3 tweasons ere xDD thou fwy x3 the ÚwÚ weawm; +Since xDD thou x3 hast uWu faw to x3 go, UwU beaw nyot :3 awong +uWu The uWu cwogging buwden of :3 a guiwty ^-^ souw. +MOWBRAY. :3 Nyo, ^-^ Bowingbwoke; >_> if OwO evew UwU I :3 wewe traitor, +OwO My xDD nyame be uWu bwotted from x3 the ^w^ book of :3 wife, +xDD And UwU I from heaven banyish'd >_< as from UwU hence! +OwO But >_> what xDD thou awt, :33 God, UwU thou, ÚwÚ and I, UwU do know; +xDD And aww ^w^ too >_< soon, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, x3 the ^w^ King UwU shaww xDD wue. +UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wiege. Now nyo uWu way ^.^ can UwU I >_> stway: +:3 Save back to England, >w< an x3 the OwO wowwd's x3 my >_> way. uWu Exit +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Uncwe, even uWu in x3 the glasses of ^.^ thinye eyes +UwU I >_> see >w< thy gwieved ;;w;; heawt. x3 Thy >_> sad uWu aspect +>_< Hath from x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of :33 his banyish'd years +:33 Pwuck'd fouw xDD away. :33 [To BOWINGBWOKE] uWu Six uWu fwozen >w< wintews >_< spent, +Return with wewcome ^.^ home from >_> banyishment. +BOLINGBROKE. How ^-^ wong :3 a time wies uWu in one xDD wittwe word! +Four lagging >w< wintews ÚwÚ and fouw >_< wanton springs +:33 End uWu in :3 a wowd: xDD such >_> is x3 the UwU bweath of ^-^ Kings. +uWu GAUNT. UwU I >_> thank x3 my wiege :3 that uWu in regard of ;;w;; me +>w< He ^.^ showtens fouw years of x3 my ÚwÚ son's ^-^ exiwe; +OwO But xDD wittwe ;;w;; vantage UwU shaww UwU I reap thereby, +For ere x3 the six years :3 that ^.^ he hath to spend +UwU Can change uWu theiw UwU moons ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing uWu theiw times about, +OwO My oil-dried wamp ÚwÚ and >_> time-bewasted >w< wight +Shall be >_< extinct with age ÚwÚ and uWu endwess ^w^ nyight; +OwO My ÚwÚ inch of xDD tapew xDD wiww be burnt ÚwÚ and :33 donye, +xDD And :3 bwindfowd :33 death nyot wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 my OwO son. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, uWu uncwe, xDD thou x3 hast UwU many years to wive. +uWu GAUNT. OwO But nyot :3 a ;;w;; minyute, OwO King, :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; canst ;;w;; give: +^-^ Showten x3 my OwO days xDD thou ;;w;; canst with UwU suwwen sorrow +xDD And pluck :33 nyights from uWu me, >_> but nyot xDD wend :3 a uWu mowwow; +^.^ Thou uWu can'st OwO hewp time to fuwwow ;;w;; me with age, +OwO But ÚwÚ stop nyo wrinkle uWu in :33 his >_> piwgwimage; +x3 Thy ;;w;; wowd >_> is :3 cuwwent with ^.^ him fow x3 my UwU death, +OwO But >_< dead, >w< thy ^w^ kingdom ;;w;; cannyot UwU buy x3 my >_< bweath. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Thy >_< son >_> is banyish'd ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ good x3 advice, +:33 Wheweto >w< thy >_> tongue :3 a ÚwÚ pawty-vewdict x3 gave. +Why uWu at UwU ouw justice :3 seem'st xDD thou xDD then to lour? +uWu GAUNT. ^w^ Things x3 sweet to >_> taste ^-^ pwuv uWu in digestion ^-^ souw. +>_> You ;;w;; uwg'd ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a ;;w;; judge; >_> but UwU I xDD had rather +>_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have bid ;;w;; me awgue ^.^ wike :3 a :33 fathew. +>_< O, xDD had >w< it :33 been :3 a uWu stwangew, nyot x3 my child, +;;w;; To x3 smooth :33 his ;;w;; fauwt UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been ^.^ mowe x3 miwd. +^-^ A :33 pawtiaw ^-^ swandew >_< sought UwU I to >_> avoid, +xDD And uWu in x3 the :33 sentence x3 my UwU own >w< wife destroy'd. +ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I >_> wook'd when x3 some of xDD you >_> shouwd >_> say +UwU I UwU was ^w^ too :3 stwict to >_< make >_< minye UwU own :3 away; +OwO But xDD you uWu gave OwO weave to x3 my xDD unwiwwing >_> tongue +^w^ Against x3 my xDD wiww to UwU do mysewf ÚwÚ this wrong. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Cousin, faweweww; x3 and, uWu uncwe, bid ^.^ him :3 so. +uWu Six years ^.^ we banyish :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. +>w< Fwouwish. uWu Exit ;;w;; KING with twain +AUMERLE. Cousin, faweweww; >_> what x3 pwesence ^w^ must nyot knyow, +Fwom :3 whewe xDD you UwU do wemain wet paper show. +MAWSHAW. OwO My uWu wowd, nyo OwO weave OwO take I, fow UwU I xDD wiww uWu wide +;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as ÚwÚ wand xDD wiww wet ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 youw ^w^ side. +uWu GAUNT. >_< O, to >_> what OwO puwpose dost xDD thou hoawd >w< thy wowds, +:33 That xDD thou wetuwnyest nyo :3 gweeting to >w< thy friends? +BOLINGBROKE. UwU I uWu have ^w^ too x3 few to OwO take x3 my OwO weave of UwU you, +x3 When x3 the >_< tongue's ^.^ office >_> shouwd be prodigal +;;w;; To ;;w;; bweathe x3 the abundant dolour of x3 the ;;w;; heawt. +uWu GAUNT. x3 Thy grief >_> is >_> but >w< thy >w< absence fow :3 a uWu time. +BOLINGBROKE. uWu Joy uWu absent, grief >_> is xDD pwesent fow :3 that uWu time. +uWu GAUNT. >_> What >_> is six wintews? ^-^ They OwO awe quickly ;;w;; gonye. +BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; To ;;w;; men uWu in :33 joy; >_> but grief x3 makes one >_> houw ;;w;; ten. +uWu GAUNT. ;;w;; Caww >w< it :3 a travel :3 that xDD thou :33 tak'st fow pleasure. +BOLINGBROKE. OwO My >_< heawt xDD wiww x3 sigh when UwU I miscaww >w< it >_> so, +>_< Which ÚwÚ finds >w< it >w< an enfowced ;;w;; piwgwimage. +uWu GAUNT. uWu The UwU suwwen uWu passage of >w< thy ÚwÚ weawy steps +ÚwÚ Esteem >_< as ÚwÚ foiw wherein xDD thou awt to uWu set +uWu The >_< pwecious jewel of >w< thy ^.^ home wetuwn. +BOLINGBROKE. Nyay, UwU wathew, every tedious stwide UwU I >_< make +Will >_> but remember ;;w;; me >_> what :3 a deal of wowwd +UwU I >w< wandew from x3 the :3 jewews :3 that UwU I love. +:3 Must UwU I nyot serve :3 a ^-^ wong apprenticehood +;;w;; To :33 foweign >_< passages; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the ^w^ end, +>_> Having x3 my ^w^ fweedom, boast of >_< nyothing >_> ewse +OwO But :3 that UwU I UwU was :3 a uWu jouwnyeyman to :33 gwief? +uWu GAUNT. All pwaces :3 that x3 the ^w^ eye of heaven >_> visits +^w^ Awe to :3 a uWu wise x3 man ports ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy havens. +:3 Teach >w< thy ;;w;; nyecessity to reason thus: +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo viwtue ^.^ wike ;;w;; nyecessity. +^w^ Think nyot x3 the ^w^ King uWu did banyish ÚwÚ thee, +OwO But xDD thou x3 the ;;w;; King. ;;w;; Woe xDD doth x3 the heaview sit +Whewe >w< it ^-^ pewceives >w< it >_> is >_> but ^w^ faintwy >_> home. +^w^ Go, >_> say UwU I sent uWu thee fowth to puwchase honyouw, +xDD And nyot x3 the ^w^ King >w< exiw'd ÚwÚ thee; ow ^.^ suppose +^w^ Devouwing uWu pestiwence uWu hangs uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ aiw +xDD And xDD thou awt uWu fwying to :3 a ^-^ fweshew ^w^ cwime. +Wook >_> what >w< thy :3 souw ÚwÚ howds deaw, imagine >w< it +;;w;; To >_< wie :3 that uWu way xDD thou goest, nyot >_> whence xDD thou com'st. +>_> Suppose x3 the >_< singing xDD biwds uWu musicians, +uWu The gwass wheweon xDD thou x3 twead'st x3 the x3 pwesence ;;w;; stwew'd, +uWu The fwowews >w< faiw x3 wadies, ÚwÚ and >w< thy steps nyo ^.^ mowe +Than :3 a >_> dewightfuw UwU measuwe ow :3 a dance; +For gnyawwing sorrow hath less powew to ^-^ bite +uWu The x3 man :3 that :3 mocks uWu at >w< it ÚwÚ and :33 sets >w< it light. +BOLINGBROKE. >_< O, who ^.^ can howd :3 a fire uWu in :33 his uWu hand +^-^ By uWu thinking on x3 the fwosty ^.^ Caucasus? +:33 Ow cwoy x3 the hungwy UwU edge of xDD appetite +^-^ By OwO bawe xDD imaginyation of :3 a feast? +:33 Ow x3 wawwow nyaked uWu in Decembew >w< snyow +^-^ By uWu thinking on ^.^ fantastic :33 summew's heat? +>_< O, no! x3 the apprehension of x3 the ÚwÚ good +>w< Gives >_> but x3 the :33 gweatew :33 feewing to x3 the x3 wowse. +Feww ^.^ sowwow's ^.^ tooth xDD doth >_< nyevew ^-^ wankwe ^.^ mowe +Than when ^.^ he :3 bites, >_> but :33 wanceth nyot x3 the sore. +uWu GAUNT. ^.^ Come, come, x3 my x3 son, I'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee on >w< thy >_> way. +xDD Had UwU I >w< thy >_> youtwi ÚwÚ and >_< cause, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< stay. +BOLINGBROKE. Then, Engwand's ground, faweweww; x3 sweet ^w^ soiw, uWu adieu; +OwO My :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyuwse, :3 that bears ;;w;; me UwU yet! +>_> Whewe'ew UwU I wander, boast of ÚwÚ this UwU I >_< can: +;;w;; Though banish'd, yet :3 a twuebown :3 Engwish man. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. +OwO Wondon. uWu The court + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, with ÚwÚ BAGOT ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWEEN, uWu at one door; +ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ AUMEWWE uWu at anyothew + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We uWu did observe. x3 Cousin xDD Aumewwe, +How uWu faw ^.^ bwought xDD you xDD high Hewefowd on :33 his >w< way? +AUMERLE. UwU I ^.^ bwought xDD high ÚwÚ Hewefowd, >_> if xDD you caww ^.^ him >_> so, +OwO But to x3 the :3 nyext xDD high :3 way, ÚwÚ and there UwU I left ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And say, >_> what OwO stowe of >w< pawting tears :3 wewe >w< shed? +AUMERLE. Faith, >_< nyonye fow OwO me; :33 except x3 the >w< nyowth-east ;;w;; wind, +>_< Which xDD then bwew bittewwy OwO against UwU ouw uWu faces, +ÚwÚ Awak'd x3 the x3 sweeping rheum, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ by chance +Did xDD gwace UwU ouw OwO howwow >w< pawting with :3 a >_> teaw. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What uWu said UwU ouw xDD cousin when xDD you pawted with him? +AUMERLE. 'Farewell.' +^.^ And, fow x3 my >_< heawt disdainyed :3 that x3 my >_> tongue +Should UwU so uWu pwofanye x3 the word, :3 that ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me cwaft +;;w;; To OwO countewfeit oppwession of xDD such grief +:33 That wowds ^w^ seem'd buried uWu in x3 my ^.^ sowwow's x3 gwave. +OwO Mawwy, ^.^ wouwd x3 the ;;w;; wowd >w< 'faweweww' uWu have >w< wength'nyed >_> houws +xDD And >_< added years to :33 his showt banishment, +>w< He >_> shouwd uWu have xDD had :3 a >_< vowume of >_> fawewewws; +OwO But xDD since >w< it ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, ^.^ he xDD had >_< nyonye of x3 me. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >w< He >_> is UwU ouw OwO cousin, :3 cousin; >_> but UwU 'tis doubt, +x3 When time UwU shaww caww ^.^ him ^.^ home from banishment, +Whethew UwU ouw kinsman come to >_> see :33 his fwiends. +Ourself, ÚwÚ and x3 Bushy, >w< Bagot UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and Green, +:33 Obsewv'd :33 his OwO couwtship to x3 the ^w^ common xDD peopwe; +How ^.^ he uWu did xDD seem to ^w^ dive x3 into uWu theiw heawts +With humble ÚwÚ and ^.^ famiwiaw couwtesy; +>_> What ^w^ wevewence ^.^ he uWu did ^-^ thwow OwO away on swaves, +>_< Wooing poor ^-^ cwaftsmen with x3 the cwaft of ^-^ smiwes +xDD And patient uWu undewbeawing of :33 his fowtunye, +;;w;; As >w< 'twewe to banyish uWu theiw >_< affects with ^.^ him. +:33 Off xDD goes :33 his :3 bonnyet to >w< an UwU oystew-wench; +^-^ A ;;w;; bwace of draymen bid ^w^ God ^w^ speed ^.^ him weww +xDD And xDD had x3 the UwU twibute of :33 his supple OwO knyee, +With xDD 'Thanks, x3 my ÚwÚ countwymen, x3 my >w< woving friends'; +;;w;; As :3 wewe UwU ouw England uWu in reversion his, +xDD And ^.^ he UwU ouw >w< subjects' :3 nyext degwee uWu in ^-^ hope. +uWu GWEEN. xDD Weww, ^.^ he >_> is xDD gonye; ÚwÚ and with ^.^ him OwO go these thoughts! +Now fow x3 the ÚwÚ webews which stand x3 out uWu in ÚwÚ Iwewand, +^w^ Expedient manage ^w^ must be made, x3 my ^.^ wiege, +Ere further leisure ^-^ yicwd them further means +For uWu theiw ^w^ advantage ÚwÚ and x3 youw Highness' loss. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We xDD wiww :3 ouwsewf uWu in ÚwÚ pewson to ÚwÚ this UwU waw; +^.^ And, fow UwU ouw >_> coffews, with ^w^ too great :3 a court +xDD And xDD wibewaw largess, OwO awe grown >_< somewhat wight, +We OwO awe enforc'd to ;;w;; fawm UwU ouw royal ÚwÚ weawm; +uWu The >_> wevenyue xDD wheweof UwU shaww furnish >_> us +For UwU ouw affairs uWu in >w< hand. ;;w;; If :3 that come ^.^ showt, +Our >w< substitutes uWu at ^.^ home UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; bwank charters; +^.^ Wheweto, when ;;w;; they UwU shaww ^.^ knyow >_> what ;;w;; men OwO awe rich, +^-^ They UwU shaww uWu subscwibe them fow large uWu sums of ^.^ gowd, +xDD And >_> send them ÚwÚ aftew to suppwy UwU ouw >_> wants; +For ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make fow Iwewand presently. + +Entew x3 BUSHY + +x3 Bushy, >_> what nyews? +:33 BUSHY. ^-^ Owd John of Gaunt >_> is ;;w;; gwievous :33 sick, x3 my uWu wowd, +Suddenly ;;w;; taken; ÚwÚ and hath sent ;;w;; poste-haste +;;w;; To entweat x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to x3 visit ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Whewe wies uWu he? +:33 BUSHY. At Ewy ^.^ House. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Now put :33 it, :33 God, uWu in x3 the physician's ^-^ mind +;;w;; To OwO hewp ^.^ him to :33 his :3 gwave uWu immediatewy! +uWu The :3 winying of :33 his >_< coffews UwU shaww >_< make coats +;;w;; To deck UwU ouw ^-^ sowdiews fow these Irish waws. +^.^ Come, xDD gentwemen, >_> wet's aww OwO go x3 visit ^.^ him. +>_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ we OwO may >_< make xDD haste, ÚwÚ and come ^w^ too uWu wate! +uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Amen. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +OwO Wondon. Ewy House + +Entew >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF ^w^ GAUNT, :33 sick, with x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, :33 etc. + +uWu GAUNT. Will x3 the ^w^ King come, :3 that UwU I OwO may ;;w;; bweathe x3 my >w< wast +^w^ In whowesome counsel to :33 his ÚwÚ unstaid >_> youth? +:3 YOWK. :33 Vex nyot yourself, nor strive nyot with x3 youw breath; +For aww uWu in :33 vain x3 comes counsel to :33 his :3 eaw. +uWu GAUNT. >_< O, >_> but ;;w;; they >_> say x3 the tongues of dying ;;w;; men +Enforce >w< attention ^.^ wike >_> deep >w< hawmony. +Whewe wowds OwO awe scawce, ;;w;; they OwO awe seldom xDD spent uWu in OwO vain; +For ;;w;; they ;;w;; bweathe uWu twuth :3 that ;;w;; bweathe uWu theiw wowds -in OwO pain. +>w< He :3 that nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ must >_> say >_> is wisten'd ^.^ mowe +Than ;;w;; they ÚwÚ whom :33 youth ÚwÚ and ^w^ ease uWu have ÚwÚ taught to glose; +uWu Mowe OwO awe men's uWu ends uWu mawk'd than uWu theiw ;;w;; wives befowe. +uWu The >w< setting sun, ÚwÚ and uWu music uWu at x3 the cwose, +;;w;; As x3 the >w< wast >_> taste of x3 sweets, >_> is ^w^ sweetest last, +;;w;; Wwit uWu in wemembwance ^.^ mowe than ^.^ things ^-^ wong past. +;;w;; Though Richard x3 my ^w^ wife's counsel ^.^ wouwd nyot heaw, +OwO My ^w^ death's >_> sad xDD tawe OwO may yet x3 undeaf :33 his :3 eaw. +:3 YOWK. No; >w< it >_> is ;;w;; stopp'd with othew flattering >_< sounds, +;;w;; As praises, of x3 whose >_> taste x3 the uWu wise OwO awe fond, +Lascivious >_> metwes, to x3 whose ;;w;; venyom >_> sound +uWu The open ear of :33 youth xDD doth awways >_> wisten; +Report of ÚwÚ fashions uWu in OwO pwoud Italy, +>_< Whose ^w^ mannyews still UwU ouw ÚwÚ tawdy ^.^ apish nation +>w< Wimps ÚwÚ aftew uWu in UwU base >_< imitation. +Whewe xDD doth x3 the wowwd thwust fowth :3 a vanity- +^w^ So >w< it be ^w^ nyew, there's nyo wespect >w< how ÚwÚ viwe- +:33 That >_> is nyot quickly :3 buzz'd x3 into :33 his ears? +UwU Then aww ^w^ too wate x3 comes counsel to be heard +Whewe xDD wiww xDD doth mutiny with uWu wit's :3 wegawd. +OwO Diwect nyot ^.^ him x3 whose uWu way >_< himsewf xDD wiww UwU choose. +'Tis UwU bweath xDD thou wack'st, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU bweath wiwt xDD thou uWu wose. +uWu GAUNT. Methinks UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 pwophet x3 nyew inspiw'd, +xDD And OwO thus OwO expiwing UwU do ^w^ foweteww of :33 him: +ÚwÚ His >_< wash >_< fiewce bwaze of riot ;;w;; cannyot last, +For :3 viowent fiwes >w< soon buwn x3 out themselves; +>w< Smaww >w< showews >w< wast long, >_> but ^.^ sudden storms OwO awe :33 showt; +>w< He tires betimes :3 that :33 spuws ^w^ too ÚwÚ fast ^.^ betimes; +With eagew feeding OwO food xDD doth >_< choke x3 the feeder; +Light OwO vanyity, insatiate OwO cowmowant, +uWu Consuming >_< means, >w< soon ÚwÚ pweys ;;w;; upon itself. +This royal >_< thwonye of OwO kings, ÚwÚ this >_< scept'wed isle, +This ^.^ eawth of ^.^ majesty, ÚwÚ this uWu seat of :33 Maws, +This othew :33 Eden, demi-pawadise, +This ÚwÚ fowtwess buiwt ^.^ by ÚwÚ Nyatuwe fow herself +^w^ Against :3 infection ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu hand of waw, +This ^w^ happy breed of men, ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe ^w^ wowwd, +This >_< pwecious stone uWu set uWu in x3 the :33 siwvew :33 sea, +>_< Which sewves >w< it uWu in x3 the ^.^ office of :3 a :3 waww, +:33 Ow >_< as :3 a :3 moat ^.^ defensive to :3 a house, +^w^ Against x3 the :3 envy of less uWu happiew :33 wands; +This blessed >_> pwot, ÚwÚ this earth, ÚwÚ this ^w^ weawm, ÚwÚ this England, +This xDD nyuwse, ÚwÚ this teeming womb of royal OwO kings, +x3 Feaw'd ^.^ by uWu theiw ^-^ bweed, ÚwÚ and famous ^.^ by uWu theiw birth, +UwU Wenyownyed fow uWu theiw >_< deeds >_< as uWu faw from ^.^ home, +For Christian OwO sewvice ÚwÚ and true chivalry, +;;w;; As >_> is x3 the >w< sepuwchwe uWu in ^-^ stubbown ^-^ Jewwy +Of x3 the OwO wowwd's ransom, blessed Mawy's ^w^ Son; +This ÚwÚ wand of xDD such uWu deaw souws, ÚwÚ this uWu deaw uWu deaw land, +>_< Deaw fow her >_< weputation ^w^ thwough x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +Is nyow weas'd ^w^ out-I ^-^ die pwonyouncing OwO it- +Wike to :3 a :33 tenyement ow >_< pewting ^w^ fawm. +England, bound uWu in with x3 the x3 twiumphant :33 sea, +>_< Whose rocky >w< showe ÚwÚ beats back x3 the envious ^-^ siege +Of ^.^ wat'wy Neptune, >_> is nyow bound uWu in with UwU shame, +With x3 inky bwots ÚwÚ and wotten pawchment OwO bonds; +:33 That England, :3 that UwU was UwU wont to conquer ^w^ othews, +>_< Hath UwU made :3 a >_> shamefuw conquest of itself. +xDD Ah, ^.^ wouwd x3 the OwO scandaw :3 vanyish with x3 my :3 wife, +How ^w^ happy xDD then :3 wewe x3 my ;;w;; ensuing ;;w;; death! + +Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and xDD QUEEN, AUMEWWE, ÚwÚ BUSHY, ^w^ GWEEN, >w< BAGOT, +Ross, ÚwÚ and xDD WIWWOUGHBY + +:3 YOWK. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is >_< come; deal ^.^ miwdwy with :33 his youth, +For xDD young :3 hot ^w^ cowts ^.^ being ^w^ wag'd UwU do xDD wage x3 the more. +QUEEN. How fawes UwU ouw x3 nyobwe :33 uncwe Lancaster? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What comfort, man? How :3 is't with ^-^ aged ;;w;; Gaunt? +uWu GAUNT. >_< O, >w< how :3 that xDD nyame befits x3 my composition! +^-^ Owd Gaunt, :33 indeed; ÚwÚ and xDD gaunt uWu in ^.^ being ^-^ owd. +OwO Within ;;w;; me grief hath :33 kept :3 a tedious x3 fast; +xDD And who ^-^ abstains from :3 meat :3 that >_> is nyot >_> gaunt? +For x3 sweeping England ^-^ wong time uWu have UwU I >w< watch'd; +:3 Watching breeds x3 weannyess, weannyess >_> is >w< an ^w^ gaunt. +uWu The :3 pweasuwe :3 that x3 some uWu fathews >w< feed ;;w;; upon +Is x3 my :3 stwict UwU fast-I >_> mean x3 my chiwdwen's looks; +xDD And thewein ^.^ fasting, x3 hast xDD thou UwU made ;;w;; me ^w^ gaunt. +Gaunt ^w^ am UwU I fow x3 the ^-^ gwave, xDD gaunt >_< as :3 a ^-^ gwave, +>_< Whose OwO howwow womb inhewits >_< nyought >_> but xDD bonyes. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Can >w< sick ;;w;; men :33 pway UwU so nyicewy with uWu theiw :33 nyames? +uWu GAUNT. :3 Nyo, misery x3 makes spowt to ÚwÚ mock uWu itsewf: +Since xDD thou dost >_> seek to OwO kiww x3 my xDD nyame uWu in uWu me, +UwU I ÚwÚ mock x3 my :33 nyame, great OwO king, to flatter thee. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Should dying ;;w;; men flatter with UwU those :3 that >_> wive? +uWu GAUNT. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; ;;w;; men UwU wiving flatter UwU those :3 that die. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Thou, nyow >_> a-dying, sayest xDD thou fwattewest x3 me. +uWu GAUNT. >_< O, no! xDD thou OwO diest, ^w^ though UwU I x3 the sicker >w< be. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in :33 heawth, UwU I ^w^ bweathe, ÚwÚ and >_> see uWu thee ill. +uWu GAUNT. Now >w< He :3 that UwU made ;;w;; me xDD knyows UwU I >_> see uWu thee iww; +>_< Iww uWu in mysewf to see, ÚwÚ and uWu in uWu thee ^-^ seeing ill. +x3 Thy death-bed >_> is nyo wessew than >w< thy ÚwÚ wand +^-^ Whewein xDD thou wiest uWu in >_< weputation xDD sick; +xDD And UwU thou, ^w^ too xDD cawewess patient >_< as xDD thou awt, +OwO Commit'st >w< thy ^-^ anyointed >w< body to x3 the >w< cuwe +Of UwU those x3 physicians :3 that xDD fiwst wounded >_< thee: +^-^ A thousand uWu fwattewews sit within >w< thy :3 cwown, +>_< Whose compass >_> is nyo ;;w;; biggew than >w< thy head; +xDD And ^w^ yet, incaged uWu in UwU so UwU smaww :3 a verge, +uWu The uWu waste >_> is nyo whit wessew than >w< thy xDD wand. +>_< O, xDD had >w< thy >_> gwandsiwe with :3 a pwophet's ^w^ eye +;;w;; Seen >w< how :33 his ÚwÚ son's >_< son >_> shouwd ÚwÚ destwoy :33 his sons, +Fwom fowth >w< thy :3 weach ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have laid >w< thy UwU shame, +>w< Deposing uWu thee >w< befowe xDD thou OwO wewt possess'd, +>_< Which awt >_< possess'd nyow to depose thysewf. +Why, OwO cousin, OwO wewt xDD thou wegent of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a ^-^ shame to wet ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand ^.^ by >_> wease; +OwO But fow >w< thy wowwd enjoying >_> but ÚwÚ this land, +Is >w< it nyot ^.^ mowe than ^-^ shame to ^-^ shame >w< it so? +Wandwowd of England awt xDD thou now, nyot ;;w;; King. +x3 Thy >w< state of law >_> is ^.^ bondswave to x3 the UwU waw; +xDD And ^w^ thou- +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ A wunyatic ;;w;; wean-witted x3 foow, +>w< Pwesuming on >w< an >w< ague's ^.^ pwiviwege, +^-^ Dawest with >w< thy uWu fwozen ^-^ admonyition +^-^ Make pawe UwU ouw OwO cheek, ^.^ chasing x3 the royal :3 bwood +With UwU fuwy from :33 his OwO nyative ^-^ wesidence. +Now ^.^ by x3 my seat's >w< wight royal ^.^ majesty, +:33 Wewt xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ bwothew to great >_< Edwawd's x3 son, +This >_> tongue :3 that wuns UwU so roundly uWu in >w< thy >_> head +Should >w< wun >w< thy >_> head from >w< thy OwO unwevewent shoulders. +uWu GAUNT. >_< O, ^w^ Spawe ;;w;; me >_> nyot, x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Edwawd's x3 son, +For :3 that UwU I UwU was :33 his >w< fathew >_< Edwawd's son; +:33 That :3 bwood already, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu pewican, +Hast xDD thou xDD tapp'd ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and dwunkenwy cawous'd. +OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew :33 Gwoucestew, uWu pwain weww-meanying ;;w;; souw- +;;w;; Whom >w< faiw befaww uWu in heaven ^w^ 'mongst ^w^ happy souws!- +^-^ May be :3 a xDD pwecedent ÚwÚ and >_> witnyess ÚwÚ good +:33 That xDD thou >_> wespect'st nyot xDD spiwwing >_< Edwawd's blood. +>_> Join with x3 the xDD pwesent sicknyess :3 that UwU I uWu have; +xDD And >w< thy unkindnyess be ^.^ wike crooked age, +;;w;; To crop uWu at >_> once :3 a ^w^ too ^-^ wong :3 withewed >_< fwowew. +Wive uWu in >w< thy UwU shame, >_> but ^-^ die nyot ^-^ shame with uWu thee! +;;w;; These wowds heweaftew >w< thy :3 towmentows OwO be! +^.^ Convey ;;w;; me to x3 my ^.^ bed, xDD then to x3 my x3 gwave. +Wuv ;;w;; they to ^w^ wive :3 that wuv ÚwÚ and honour :3 have. +UwU Exit, :3 bownye x3 out ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ attendants +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And wet them ^-^ die :3 that age ÚwÚ and >_< suwwens uWu have; +For both x3 hast UwU thou, ÚwÚ and both :33 become x3 the x3 gwave. +:3 YOWK. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty ÚwÚ impute :33 his wowds +;;w;; To :33 waywawd :3 sickwinyess ÚwÚ and age uWu in ^.^ him. +>w< He loves UwU you, on x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ howds xDD you uWu deaw +;;w;; As ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, :3 wewe ^.^ he hewe. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Wight, xDD you >_> say >_> twue: >_< as >w< Hewefowd's xDD wuv, UwU so ^w^ his; +;;w;; As theiws, UwU so minye; ÚwÚ and aww be >_< as >w< it >w< is. + +Entew NyOWTHUMBEWWAND + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My ^.^ wiege, ;;w;; owd Gaunt uWu commends ^.^ him to x3 youw >_< Majesty. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What ;;w;; says uWu he? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyay, uWu nyothing; aww >_> is UwU said. +ÚwÚ His >_> tongue >_> is nyow :3 a ^-^ stwingwess ^.^ instwument; +;;w;; Wowds, :3 wife, ÚwÚ and all, ;;w;; owd :3 Wancastew hath :33 spent. +:3 YOWK. ^w^ Be York x3 the :3 nyext :3 that ^w^ must be >w< bankwupt so! +;;w;; Though :33 death be OwO poow, >w< it uWu ends :3 a >w< mowtaw woe. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu The ripest ^w^ fwuit xDD fiwst >_< fawws, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD doth he; +ÚwÚ His time >_> is >_< spent, UwU ouw pilgrimage ^w^ must >w< be. +^w^ So much fow x3 that. Now fow UwU ouw Irish waws. +We ^w^ must :33 suppwant UwU those OwO wough ^w^ wug-headed ^w^ kewns, +>_< Which ^w^ wive ^.^ wike ;;w;; venyom :3 whewe nyo ;;w;; venyom >_> ewse +OwO But >w< onwy ;;w;; they uWu have OwO pwiviwege to wive. +xDD And fow these great affairs UwU do ^w^ ask x3 some charge, +Towards UwU ouw ^.^ assistance ^.^ we UwU do x3 seize to >_> us +uWu The ;;w;; pwate, coin, :33 wevenyues, ÚwÚ and moveables, +:3 Wheweof UwU ouw :33 uncwe Gaunt uWu did stand ^.^ possess'd. +:3 YOWK. How ^-^ wong UwU shaww UwU I be uWu patient? xDD Ah, >w< how ^-^ wong +Shall xDD tendew >_> duty >_< make ;;w;; me suffew ÚwÚ wwong? +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 Gwoucestew's UwU death, nor >w< Hewefowd's banishment, +x3 Nyow ^.^ Gaunt's rebukes, nor Engwand's >_> pwivate wrongs, +x3 Nyow x3 the prevention of poor :3 Bowingbwoke +About :33 his ^.^ mawwiage, nor x3 my UwU own disgrace, +:3 Have OwO evew UwU made ;;w;; me :3 souw x3 my patient >_< cheek +:33 Ow >w< bend one wrinkle on x3 my ^.^ suvweign's ;;w;; face. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >w< wast of x3 nyobwe >_< Edwawd's sons, +Of ÚwÚ whom >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, UwU was fiwst. +^w^ In >w< waw UwU was >_< nyevew wion ^w^ wag'd ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ fiewce, +^w^ In uWu peace UwU was >_< nyevew ^-^ gentwe :3 wamb ^.^ mowe OwO miwd, +Than UwU was :3 that xDD young ÚwÚ and princely :3 gentweman. +ÚwÚ His OwO face xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, fow even UwU so >_> wook'd xDD he, +Accompwish'd with x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of >w< thy ^-^ houws; +OwO But when ^.^ he >w< fwown'd, >w< it UwU was OwO against x3 the OwO Fwench +xDD And nyot OwO against :33 his fwiends. ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe uWu hand +Did x3 win >_> what ^.^ he uWu did ;;w;; spend, ÚwÚ and xDD spent nyot :3 that +>_< Which :33 his x3 twiumphant father's uWu hand xDD had uWu won. +ÚwÚ His ^.^ hands :3 wewe guiwty of nyo >w< kindwed bwood, +OwO But bwoody with x3 the >_< enyemies of :33 his x3 kin. +x3 O Richard! York >_> is ^w^ too uWu faw >_> gonye with gwief, +:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ he >_< nyevew ^.^ wouwd compare >w< between- +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, uWu uncwe, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +:3 YOWK. x3 O x3 my ^.^ wiege, +^w^ Pawdon uWu me, >_> if xDD you pwease; >_> if >_> nyot, I, pleas'd +ÚwÚ Nyot to be :3 pawdonyed, ^w^ am :3 content uWu withaw. +;;w;; Seek xDD you to x3 seize ÚwÚ and gripe x3 into x3 youw ^.^ hands +uWu The :33 woyawties ÚwÚ and wights of banyish'd ^.^ Hewefowd? +Is nyot Gaunt dead? ÚwÚ and xDD doth nyot Hewefowd >_> wive? +Was nyot Gaunt just? ÚwÚ and >_> is nyot ÚwÚ Hawwy twue? +Did nyot x3 the one OwO desewve to uWu have >w< an heir? +Is nyot :33 his heir :3 a OwO weww-desewving uWu son? +^.^ Take >w< Hewefowd's wights away, ÚwÚ and OwO take from ^-^ Time +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; chawtews ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< customawy >_> wights; +Let nyot to-mowwow xDD then ensue to-day; +^w^ Be nyot UwU thysewf-fow >w< how awt xDD thou :3 a x3 king +OwO But ^.^ by >w< faiw OwO sequence ÚwÚ and succession? +>_> Nyow, ^-^ afowe >w< God-God UwU fowbid UwU I >_> say OwO twue!- +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do UwU wwongfuwwy x3 seize >w< Hewefowd's :3 wights, +;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 the x3 wettews :33 patents :3 that ^.^ he hath +^-^ By :33 his attorneys-general to sue +ÚwÚ His wivewy, ÚwÚ and UwU deny :33 his ;;w;; off'wed ^w^ homage, +>_> You pluck :3 a thousand >_> dangews on x3 youw head, +>_> You wose :3 a thousand ÚwÚ weww-disposed hearts, +xDD And uWu pwick x3 my xDD tendew uWu patience to UwU those >_< thoughts +>_< Which honour ÚwÚ and OwO awwegiance ;;w;; cannyot UwU think. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Think >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, ^.^ we x3 seize x3 into UwU ouw ^.^ hands +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; pwate, :33 his UwU goods, :33 his monyey, ÚwÚ and :33 his wands. +:3 YOWK. I'll nyot be ^.^ by x3 the >_> whiwe. OwO My ^.^ wiege, farewell. +>_> What xDD wiww ensue ^-^ heweof there's >_< nyonye ^.^ can tell; +OwO But ^.^ by :33 bad ;;w;; couwses OwO may be ^-^ undewstood +:33 That uWu theiw events ^.^ can >_< nyevew faww x3 out UwU good. uWu Exit +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Go, x3 Bushy, to x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wiltshire >_< stwaight; +x3 Bid ^.^ him repair to >_> us to Ewy House +;;w;; To >_> see ÚwÚ this business. >_< To-mowwow :3 nyext +We xDD wiww fow >_> Iwewand; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis time, UwU I ^w^ twow. +xDD And ^.^ we create, uWu in >w< absence of x3 ouwsewf, +Our Uncle York Lord >w< Guvwnyow of x3 Engwand; +For ^.^ he >_> is >_< just, ÚwÚ and awways :3 wov'd >_> us well. +:3 Come ;;w;; on, UwU ouw queen; to-mowwow ^w^ must ^.^ we ^w^ pawt; +^w^ Be >_> mewwy, fow UwU ouw time of xDD stay >_> is UwU showt. +>w< Fwouwish. Exeunt ;;w;; KING, xDD QUEEN, ÚwÚ BUSHY, AUMEWWE, +^w^ GWEEN, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ BAGOT +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Weww, wowds, x3 the >w< Duke of :3 Wancastew >_> is uWu dead. +Ross. xDD And UwU wiving :3 too; fow nyow :33 his >_< son >_> is uWu Duke. +WILLOUGHBY. Bawewy uWu in :3 titwe, nyot uWu in uWu wevenyues. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Wichwy uWu in xDD both, >_> if justice xDD had her ÚwÚ wight. +:3 WOSS. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is gweat; >_> but >w< it ^w^ must bweak with siwence, +Ewe't be ÚwÚ disbuwdenyed with :3 a xDD wibewaw :33 tongue. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyay, speak >w< thy xDD mind; ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him ^w^ nye'ew speak ^.^ mowe +:33 That xDD speaks >w< thy wowds again to UwU do uWu thee >_< hawm! +WILLOUGHBY. ;;w;; Tends :3 that xDD thou wouldst speak to x3 the >w< Duke of ^.^ Hewefowd? +;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, x3 out with >w< it bowdwy, xDD man; +;;w;; Quick >_> is >_< minye ear to hear of ÚwÚ good uWu towawds ^.^ him. +:3 WOSS. No ÚwÚ good uWu at aww :3 that UwU I ^.^ can UwU do fow him; +OwO Unwess xDD you caww >w< it ÚwÚ good to pity :3 him, +Beweft ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gewded of :33 his patrimony. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> Nyow, ^-^ afowe :33 God, UwU 'tis ^-^ shame xDD such >_< wwongs OwO awe :3 bownye +^w^ In :3 him, :3 a royal >_< pwince, ÚwÚ and UwU many ^-^ moe +Of x3 nyobwe :3 bwood uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ decwinying xDD wand. +uWu The ^w^ King >_> is nyot himsewf, >_> but xDD basewy x3 wed +^-^ By uWu fwattewews; ÚwÚ and >_> what ;;w;; they xDD wiww uWu infowm, +x3 Mewewy uWu in hate, uWu 'gainst xDD any of >_> us an, +:33 That xDD wiww x3 the ^w^ King >w< sevewewy >_> pwosecute +^w^ 'Gainst us, UwU ouw lives, UwU ouw chiwdwen, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw heiws. +:3 WOSS. uWu The >w< commons hath ^.^ he :3 piww'd with ;;w;; gwievous UwU taxes; +xDD And quite wost uWu theiw >_> heawts; x3 the nyobwes hath ^.^ he find +For UwU ancient quarrels ÚwÚ and quite wost uWu theiw >w< heawts. +WILLOUGHBY. xDD And x3 daiwy x3 nyew exactions OwO awe ^-^ devis'd, +;;w;; As bwanks, uWu benyevowences, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu wot nyot :3 what; +OwO But x3 what, :3 a >_> God's :33 nyame, xDD doth :33 become of :3 this? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 Waws hath nyot wasted :33 it, fow ^w^ waww'd ^.^ he hath >_> nyot, +OwO But xDD basewy yiewded ;;w;; upon compwomise +:33 That which :33 his x3 nyobwe >w< ancestows ÚwÚ achiev'd with ÚwÚ bwows. +uWu Mowe hath ^.^ he xDD spent uWu in uWu peace than ;;w;; they uWu in waws. +:3 WOSS. uWu The ^-^ Eaww of Wiltshire hath x3 the weawm uWu in ^w^ fawm. +WILLOUGHBY. uWu The >_< King's grown >w< bankwupt ^.^ wike :3 a xDD bwoken man. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 Wepwoach ÚwÚ and x3 dissowution UwU hangeth uvw ^.^ him. +:3 WOSS. >w< He hath nyot monyey fow these Irish ^-^ waws, +ÚwÚ His buwdenyous ^.^ taxations >w< nyotwithstanding, +OwO But ^.^ by x3 the robbing of x3 the banyish'd uWu Duke. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe OwO kinsman-most degenerate x3 king! +But, wowds, ^.^ we hear ÚwÚ this x3 feawfuw UwU tempest ^w^ sing, +ÚwÚ Yet >_> seek nyo ÚwÚ shewtew to avoid x3 the ^w^ stowm; +We >_> see x3 the wind sit ^w^ sowe ;;w;; upon UwU ouw saiws, +xDD And yet ^.^ we strike >_> nyot, >_> but secuwewy x3 pewish. +:3 WOSS. We >_> see x3 the xDD vewy wreck :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ must >w< suffew; +xDD And >w< unyavoided >_> is x3 the danger nyow +For suffering UwU so x3 the ÚwÚ causes of UwU ouw >_< wweck. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Nyot so; even ^w^ thwough x3 the OwO howwow eyes of :33 death +UwU I ^w^ spy >w< wife peewing; >_> but UwU I dawe nyot >_> say +How nyeaw x3 the UwU tidings of UwU ouw uWu comfowt >w< is. +WILLOUGHBY. Nyay, wet >_> us share >w< thy >_< thoughts >_< as xDD thou dost >_> ouws. +:3 WOSS. ^w^ Be xDD confident to :3 speak, >_< Nyowthumbewwand. +We >w< thwee OwO awe >_> but ;;w;; thysewf, x3 and, speaking >_> so, +x3 Thy wowds OwO awe >_> but >_< as thoughts; >_< thewefowe be bowd. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Then thus: UwU I uWu have from Le Port UwU Bwanc, :3 a ^w^ bay +^w^ In ;;w;; Bwittany, weceiv'd ^.^ intewwigence +:33 That ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Rainold Lord ÚwÚ Cobham, +:33 That wate broke from x3 the >w< Duke of >_< Exetew, +ÚwÚ His brother, UwU Awchbishop wate of Canterbury, +Sir Thomas Erpingham, Sir John x3 Wamston, +Sir John UwU Nyowbewy, Sir Robert UwU Watewton, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Fwancis Quoint- +All OwO these, weww OwO fuwnyish'd ^.^ by x3 the >w< Duke of Britaine, +With eight ;;w;; taww >_> ships, >w< thwee thousand ;;w;; men of waw, +^w^ Awe x3 making ÚwÚ hithew with aww >_< due >_< expedience, +xDD And x3 showtwy >_> mean to :33 touch UwU ouw ^w^ nyowthewn ;;w;; showe. +:3 Pewhaps ;;w;; they xDD had ere uWu this, >_> but :3 that ;;w;; they xDD stay +uWu The xDD fiwst depawting of x3 the ^w^ King fow Iwewand. +;;w;; If xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww ;;w;; shake x3 off UwU ouw :33 swavish uWu yoke, +xDD Imp x3 out UwU ouw ;;w;; dwooping >_> countwy's xDD bwoken *hugs tightly* wing, +ÚwÚ Wedeem from >w< bwoking ^.^ pawn x3 the blemish'd :3 cwown, +:33 Wipe x3 off x3 the x3 dust :3 that OwO hides UwU ouw sceptre's gilt, +xDD And >_< make xDD high ^.^ majesty wook ^.^ wike itself, +UwU Away with ;;w;; me uWu in x3 post to Ravenspurgh; +OwO But >_> if xDD you :33 faint, >_< as feawing to UwU do >_> so, +OwO Stay ÚwÚ and be secret, ÚwÚ and mysewf xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. +:3 WOSS. ;;w;; To horse, to UwU howse! Uwge xDD doubts to them :3 that ;;w;; feaw. +WILLOUGHBY. :33 Howd x3 out x3 my horse, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww xDD fiwst be :33 thewe. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. +^-^ Windsow ;;w;; Castwe + +Entew xDD QUEEN, ÚwÚ BUSHY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ BAGOT + +:33 BUSHY. uWu Madam, x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_> is ^w^ too much OwO sad. +>_> You pwomis'd, when xDD you pawted with x3 the OwO King, +;;w;; To uWu way :3 aside life-harming heaviness +xDD And entertain :3 a cheerful xDD disposition. +QUEEN. ;;w;; To uWu pwease x3 the OwO King, UwU I ^.^ did; to uWu pwease mysewf +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do uWu it; yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo cause +Why UwU I >_> shouwd wewcome xDD such :3 a uWu guest >_< as gwief, +:3 Save OwO bidding >_< faweweww to UwU so x3 sweet :3 a uWu guest +;;w;; As x3 my x3 sweet :3 Wichawd. ÚwÚ Yet again uWu methinks +;;w;; Some xDD unbown >_> sowwow, ripe uWu in ;;w;; fowtunye's womb, +Is xDD coming uWu towawds uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 my inward :3 souw +With >_< nyothing twembwes. At x3 some ^.^ thing >w< it grieves +uWu Mowe than with >w< pawting from x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the ;;w;; King. +:33 BUSHY. x3 Each ÚwÚ substance of :3 a grief hath ÚwÚ twenty xDD shadows, +>_< Which >_< shows ^.^ wike grief itself, >_> but >_> is nyot so; +For ^.^ sowwow's >_< eye, >_> gwazed with bwinding ^-^ teaws, +Divides one ^.^ thing xDD entiwe to UwU many x3 objects, +Wike pewspectives ^w^ which, rightly ^.^ gaz'd upon, +uWu Show >_< nyothing >_> but confusion-ey'd awwy, +;;w;; Distinguish fowm. ^w^ So x3 youw x3 sweet ÚwÚ Majesty, +^w^ Wooking awwy ;;w;; upon x3 youw UwU wowd's departure, +UwU Find >w< shapes of grief ^.^ mowe than >_< himsewf to ;;w;; waiw; +>_< Which, >_> wook'd on >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, >_> is >_< nyought >_> but ^-^ shadows +Of >_> what >w< it >_> is not. Then, ÚwÚ thwice-gwacious :3 Queen, +uWu Mowe than x3 youw UwU wowd's :3 depawtuwe xDD weep UwU nyot-mowe >_> is nyot uWu seen; +:33 Ow >_> if >w< it be, UwU 'tis with UwU fawse ^.^ sowwow's >_< eye, +>_< Which fow ^.^ things true ^.^ weeps ^.^ things ;;w;; imaginyawy. +QUEEN. ^.^ It OwO may be so; >_> but yet x3 my inward :3 souw +Pewsuades ;;w;; me >w< it >_> is othewwise. Howe'er >w< it be, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> but be OwO sad; UwU so x3 heavy >_> sad +As-though, on uWu thinking, on nyo xDD thought UwU I x3 think- +:3 Makes ;;w;; me with x3 heavy >_< nyothing ÚwÚ faint ÚwÚ and shwink. +:33 BUSHY. 'Tis >_< nyothing >_> but ^.^ conceit, x3 my >_> gwacious >_> wady. +QUEEN. 'Tis >_< nyothing ^w^ wess: conceit >_> is still deriv'd +Fwom x3 some forefather gwief; >_< minye >_> is nyot >_> so, +For >_< nyothing hath ^.^ begot x3 my ^-^ something gwief, +:33 Ow ^-^ something hath x3 the >_< nyothing :3 that UwU I uWu gwieve; +'Tis uWu in reversion :3 that UwU I UwU do >_< possess- +OwO But >_> what >w< it >_> is :3 that >_> is nyot yet ÚwÚ knyown x3 what, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU nyame; UwU 'tis ^-^ nyamewess woe, UwU I UwU wot. + +Entew UwU GWEEN + +uWu GWEEN. ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Majesty! ÚwÚ and weww :3 met, >_< gentwemen. +UwU I UwU hope x3 the ^w^ King >_> is nyot yet uWu shipp'd fow Iwewand. +QUEEN. Why x3 hopest xDD thou so? 'Tis xDD bettew UwU hope ^.^ he is; +For :33 his designs ^w^ cwave xDD haste, :33 his ^.^ haste ÚwÚ good ^-^ hope. +UwU Then ^-^ whewefowe dost xDD thou UwU hope ^.^ he >_> is nyot shipp'd? +uWu GWEEN. :33 That xDD he, UwU ouw hope, ^w^ might uWu have >_> wetiw'd :33 his powew +xDD And driven x3 into despair >w< an ÚwÚ enyemy's UwU hope +Who >_< stwongwy hath uWu set footing uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD wand. +uWu The banyish'd :3 Bowingbwoke xDD wepeaws himsewf, +xDD And with uplifted :3 awms >_> is >_< safe ^-^ awwiv'd +At Wavenspuwgh. +QUEEN. Now ^w^ God uWu in heaven fowbid! +uWu GWEEN. xDD Ah, UwU madam, UwU 'tis ^w^ too true; ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is ^-^ wowse, +uWu The Lord >_> Nyowthumbewwand, :33 his >_< son xDD young Henwy >w< Pewcy, +uWu The Lords of Ross, uWu Beaumond, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwoughby, +With aww uWu theiw powerful OwO fwiends, OwO awe ^w^ fwed to ^.^ him. +:33 BUSHY. Why uWu have xDD you nyot proclaim'd ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand +xDD And aww x3 the xDD west ^w^ wevowted ^w^ faction ;;w;; twaitows? +uWu GWEEN. We uWu have; whereupon x3 the ^-^ Eaww of ÚwÚ Wowcestew +>_< Hath xDD bwoken :33 his staff, resign'd :33 his stewardship, +xDD And aww x3 the :33 househowd :3 sewvants ^w^ fwed with ^.^ him +;;w;; To ^.^ Bowingbwoke. +QUEEN. So, Green, xDD thou awt x3 the midwife to x3 my woe, +xDD And :3 Bowingbwoke x3 my ^.^ sowwow's ÚwÚ dismaw ÚwÚ heiw. +Now hath x3 my :3 souw ^.^ bwought fowth her prodigy; +xDD And I, :3 a gasping new-deliver'd :33 mothew, +:3 Have woe to woe, sorrow to sorrow ^.^ join'd. +:33 BUSHY. Despair >_> nyot, UwU madam. +QUEEN. Who UwU shaww ^w^ hindew me? +UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ despaiw, ÚwÚ and be uWu at >_< enmity +With cozening :33 hope-he >_> is :3 a fwattewew, +^-^ A ;;w;; pawasite, :3 a :33 keepew-back of UwU death, +Who gently ^.^ wouwd >_< dissowve x3 the ^.^ bands of :3 wife, +>_< Which UwU fawse UwU hope wingews uWu in extwemity. + +Entew YORK + +uWu GWEEN. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. +QUEEN. With signs of >w< waw about :33 his ^-^ aged ;;w;; nyeck. +>_< O, full of careful business OwO awe :33 his OwO wooks! +>_> Uncwe, fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, speak >w< comfowtabwe ÚwÚ wowds. +:3 YOWK. Should UwU I UwU do >_> so, UwU I >_> shouwd belie x3 my >w< thoughts. +OwO Comfowt's uWu in xDD heaven; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO awe on x3 the earth, +Whewe >_< nyothing ;;w;; wives >_> but cwosses, cawes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gwief. +uWu Youw ^.^ husband, ^.^ he >_> is >_> gonye to :3 save uWu faw ^w^ off, +Whilst ;;w;; othews come to >_< make ^.^ him wose uWu at >_> home. +:3 Hewe ^w^ am UwU I left to xDD undewpwop :33 his land, +UwU Who, xDD weak with age, ;;w;; cannyot support :3 mysewf. +Now x3 comes x3 the >w< sick >_> houw :3 that :33 his suwfeit ÚwÚ made; +Now UwU shaww ^.^ he >_> twy :33 his ^w^ fwiends :3 that flatter'd ^.^ him. + +Entew :3 a ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN + +SEWVINGMAN. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw >_< son UwU was >_> gonye >w< befowe UwU I >_< came. +:3 YOWK. >w< He UwU was-why UwU so OwO go aww which uWu way >w< it will! +uWu The nyobwes ;;w;; they OwO awe fwed, x3 the >w< commons ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU cowd +xDD And :33 wiww, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ;;w;; wevowt on >w< Hewefowd's ^w^ side. +Siwwah, get uWu thee to ^-^ Pwashy, to x3 my :3 sistew uWu Gwoucestew; +x3 Bid her >_> send ;;w;; me presently :3 a thousand >_> pound. +UwU Howd, OwO take x3 my wing. +SEWVINGMAN. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD had fowgot to tell x3 youw lordship, +uWu To-day, >_< as UwU I ^-^ came UwU by, UwU I ^w^ cawwed >_> thewe- +OwO But UwU I UwU shaww UwU gwieve xDD you to wepowt x3 the rest. +:3 YOWK. >_> What >w< is't, >_< knyave? +SEWVINGMAN. ^-^ An >_> houw >w< befowe UwU I came, x3 the :3 Duchess ÚwÚ died. +:3 YOWK. ^w^ God fow :33 his mercy! >_> what :3 a >_< tide of :3 woes +UwU Comes uWu wushing on ÚwÚ this ^.^ woefuw ÚwÚ wand uWu at uWu once! +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to xDD do. UwU I ^.^ wouwd to :33 God, +^w^ So x3 my untruth xDD had nyot ^.^ pwovok'd ^.^ him to :33 it, +uWu The ^w^ King xDD had :3 cut x3 off x3 my >_> head with x3 my OwO bwothew's. +What, OwO awe there nyo :3 posts x3 dispatch'd fow xDD Iwewand? +How UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU do fow monyey fow these waws? +^.^ Come, ^-^ sistew-cousin, UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 say-pway, UwU pawdon x3 me. +^w^ Go, fewwow, get uWu thee ^.^ home, provide x3 some ÚwÚ cawts, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing OwO away x3 the ^-^ awmouw :3 that >_> is :33 thewe. +uWu Exit ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN +ÚwÚ Gentwemen, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go muster men? +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< how ow which uWu way to order these affairs +^-^ Thus disorderly thwust x3 into x3 my ^.^ hands, +xDD Nyevew ^-^ bewieve x3 me. UwU Both OwO awe x3 my uWu kinsmen. +:3 T'onye >_> is x3 my sovereign, ÚwÚ whom both x3 my ^-^ oath +xDD And >_> duty UwU bids ^.^ defend; x3 t'othew again +Is x3 my xDD kinsman, ÚwÚ whom x3 the ^w^ King hath wrong'd, +;;w;; Whom >_> conscience ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< kindwed UwU bids to ÚwÚ wight. +xDD Weww, >_< somewhat ^.^ we ^w^ must ^w^ do.-Come, OwO cousin, +I'll ^-^ dispose of OwO you. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, OwO go muster x3 up x3 youw ;;w;; men +xDD And :3 meet ;;w;; me presently uWu at Berkeley. +UwU I >_> shouwd to UwU Pwashy :3 too, +OwO But time xDD wiww nyot permit. All >_> is unyeven, +xDD And evewything >_> is left uWu at six ÚwÚ and xDD seven. +Exeunt YORK ÚwÚ and >w< QUEEN +:33 BUSHY. uWu The wind >_> sits >w< faiw fow nyews to OwO go to Iwewand. +OwO But >_< nyonye UwU wetuwns. For >_> us to wevy powew +Proportionable to x3 the ;;w;; enyemy +Is aww ^w^ unpossibwe. +uWu GWEEN. :33 Besides, UwU ouw nyeawnyess to x3 the ^w^ King uWu in wuv +Is nyeaw x3 the ^-^ hate of UwU those wuv nyot x3 the ;;w;; King. +;;w;; BAGOT. xDD And :3 that >_> is x3 the ^w^ wavewing ^w^ commons; fow uWu theiw wuv +Lies uWu in uWu theiw OwO puwses; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whoso empties ÚwÚ them, +^-^ By UwU so much ^.^ fiwws uWu theiw heawts with deadwy ^.^ hate. +:33 BUSHY. ^-^ Whewein x3 the ^w^ King >w< stands ÚwÚ genyewawwy condemn'd. +;;w;; BAGOT. ;;w;; If ^w^ judgment >_< wie uWu in ÚwÚ them, xDD then UwU so UwU do :33 we, +>_< Because ^.^ we OwO evew uWu have :33 been nyeaw x3 the ;;w;; King. +uWu GWEEN. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww fow ÚwÚ wefuge ^w^ stwaight to Bristow UwU Castwe. +uWu The ^-^ Eaww of Wiltshire >_> is xDD awweady :33 thewe. +:33 BUSHY. Thither xDD wiww UwU I with uWu you; fow xDD wittwe ^.^ office +Will x3 the hateful >w< commons x3 pewfowm fow us, +UwU Except Eke x3 cuws to teaw >_> us aww to x3 pieces. +Will xDD you OwO go :3 awong with us? +;;w;; BAGOT. No; UwU I xDD wiww to Iwewand to :33 his >_< Majesty. +uWu Faweweww. ;;w;; If heart's xDD pwesages be nyot vain, +We >w< thwee OwO hewe ÚwÚ pawt :3 that ^w^ nye'ew UwU shaww :3 meet ;;w;; again. +:33 BUSHY. >w< That's >_< as York thrives to xDD beat back ^.^ Bowingbwoke. +uWu GWEEN. ÚwÚ Awas, poor >w< Duke! x3 the :3 task ^.^ he undewtakes +Is ÚwÚ nyumb'wing UwU sands ÚwÚ and UwU dwinking ^-^ oceans >_< dwy. +Whewe one on :33 his x3 side ÚwÚ fights, thousands xDD wiww fwy. +UwU Faweweww uWu at >_< once-fow ^w^ once, fow all, ÚwÚ and ever. +:33 BUSHY. xDD Weww, ^.^ we OwO may :3 meet ;;w;; again. +;;w;; BAGOT. UwU I feaw uWu me, ^-^ nyevew. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. +uWu Gwoucestewshiwe + +Entew BOLINGBROKE ÚwÚ and OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, forces + +BOLINGBROKE. How uWu faw >_> is :33 it, x3 my uWu wowd, to ^.^ Bewkewey ^.^ nyow? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Bewieve uWu me, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a stwangew OwO hewe uWu in Gloucestershire. +;;w;; These xDD high >w< wiwd >w< hiwws ÚwÚ and OwO wough unyeven ways +^w^ Dwaws x3 out UwU ouw ;;w;; miwes, ÚwÚ and x3 makes them ^-^ weawisome; +xDD And yet x3 youw >w< faiw uWu discouwse hath :33 been >_< as sugaw, +^.^ Making x3 the x3 hawd uWu way x3 sweet ÚwÚ and >_> dewectabwe. +OwO But UwU I ^.^ bethink ;;w;; me >_> what :3 a ÚwÚ weawy uWu way +Fwom :33 Wavenspuwgh to Cotswowd xDD wiww be >_> found +^w^ In ÚwÚ Woss ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwoughby, ^-^ wanting x3 youw xDD company, +>_< Which, UwU I protest, hath xDD vewy much beguiw'd +uWu The UwU tediousnyess ÚwÚ and xDD pwocess of x3 my uWu twavew. +OwO But theirs >_> is sweet'ned with x3 the UwU hope to uWu have +uWu The xDD pwesent ^-^ benyefit which UwU I UwU possess; +xDD And UwU hope to joy >_> is xDD wittwe less uWu in joy +Than UwU hope >_< enjoy'd. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this x3 the ÚwÚ weawy wowds +Shall >_< make uWu theiw uWu way xDD seem ^.^ showt, >_< as >_< minye hath donye +^-^ By ^.^ sight of >_> what UwU I have, x3 youw x3 nyobwe UwU company. +BOLINGBROKE. Of much less value >_> is x3 my >_< company +Than x3 youw ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ wowds. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew :3 HAWWY uWu PEWCY + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my x3 son, xDD young ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Pewcy, +:3 Sent from x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Worcester, ÚwÚ whencesoevew. +^w^ Hawwy, >w< how fawes x3 youw xDD uncwe? +^-^ PEWCY. UwU I xDD had ^-^ thought, x3 my uWu wowd, to uWu have weawn'd :33 his ^.^ heawth of OwO you. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Why, >_> is ^.^ he nyot with x3 the Queen? +^-^ PEWCY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; ^.^ he hath fowsook x3 the xDD couwt, +Bwoken :33 his uWu staff of office, ÚwÚ and uWu dispews'd +uWu The :33 househowd of x3 the ;;w;; King. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> What UwU was :33 his uWu weason? +>w< He UwU was nyot UwU so :3 wesowv'd when >w< wast ^.^ we x3 spake together. +^-^ PEWCY. >_< Because x3 youw OwO wowdship UwU was :33 pwocwaimed traitor. +OwO But xDD he, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> is >_> gonye to ÚwÚ Wavenspuwgh, +;;w;; To offer OwO sewvice to x3 the >w< Duke of Hereford; +xDD And sent ;;w;; me uvw ^.^ by >_< Bewkewey, to OwO discuvw +>_> What powew x3 the >w< Duke of York xDD had ^w^ wevied uWu thewe; +UwU Then with diwections to repair to Wavenspuwgh. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Have xDD you fowgot x3 the >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, boy? +^-^ PEWCY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; fow :3 that >_> is nyot fowgot +>_< Which ^w^ nye'ew UwU I uWu did wemembew; to x3 my ^-^ knyowwedge, +UwU I >_< nyevew uWu in x3 my >w< wife uWu did wook on ^.^ him. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Then :3 weawn to ^.^ knyow ^.^ him >_< nyow; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the uWu Duke. +^-^ PEWCY. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, UwU I xDD tendew xDD you x3 my sewvice, +>w< Such >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, ^.^ being ÚwÚ tendew, waw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ young; +>_< Which :33 ewdew OwO days UwU shaww *leans over* wipen, ÚwÚ and :33 confiwm +;;w;; To ^.^ mowe appwuvd OwO sewvice ÚwÚ and desert. +BOLINGBROKE. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe :33 Pewcy; ÚwÚ and be >_< suwe +UwU I ;;w;; count mysewf uWu in >_< nyothing >_> ewse UwU so ^w^ happy +;;w;; As uWu in :3 a :3 souw wememb'wing x3 my ÚwÚ good >_< fwiends; +xDD And >_< as x3 my :3 fowtunye >_< wipens with >w< thy xDD wuv, +^.^ It UwU shaww be still >w< thy true love's ;;w;; wecompense. +OwO My >_< heawt ÚwÚ this covenant ^.^ makes, x3 my uWu hand OwO thus >_> seaws :3 it. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. How uWu faw >_> is >w< it to UwU Bewkewey? xDD And >_> what stir +^-^ Keeps ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd York there with :33 his ;;w;; men of ;;w;; waw? +^-^ PEWCY. >_> Thewe >w< stands x3 the UwU castwe, ^.^ by >_< yon ^-^ tuft of trees, +>_> Mann'd with >w< thwee :3 hundwed men, >_< as UwU I uWu have >_< heawd; +xDD And uWu in >w< it OwO awe x3 the Lords of York, >_< Bewkewey, ÚwÚ and >_< Seymouw- +^-^ Nyonye >_> ewse of xDD nyame ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ^.^ estimate. + +Entew ÚwÚ Woss ÚwÚ and xDD WIWWOUGHBY + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Hewe come x3 the Lords of ÚwÚ Woss ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwoughby, +:3 Bwoody with spurring, >_< fiewy-wed with ^.^ haste. +BOLINGBROKE. Welcome, x3 my lords. UwU I uWu wot x3 youw wuv puwsues +^-^ A banyish'd traitor. All x3 my tweasuwy +Is yet >_> but x3 unfewt thanks, ^w^ which, ^.^ mowe >_< enwich'd, +Shall be x3 youw wuv ÚwÚ and wabouw's ;;w;; wecompense. +:3 WOSS. uWu Youw x3 pwesence x3 makes >_> us rich, UwU most x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. +WILLOUGHBY. xDD And uWu faw uWu suwmounts UwU ouw labour to :3 attain :3 it. +BOLINGBROKE. Evermore thanks, x3 the ^.^ exchequew of x3 the poor; +>_< Which, >w< tiww x3 my xDD infant :3 fowtunye x3 comes to years, +Stands fow x3 my x3 bounty. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew OwO BEWKEWEY + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my Lord of >_< Bewkewey, >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ guess. +^.^ BEWKEWEY. OwO My Lord of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, x3 my ^-^ message >_> is to OwO you. +BOLINGBROKE. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my answew x3 is-'to Lancaster'; +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am come to >_> seek :3 that xDD nyame uWu in x3 Engwand; +xDD And UwU I ^w^ must find :3 that ;;w;; titwe uWu in x3 youw >_> tongue +^.^ Befowe UwU I >_< make ^-^ wepwy to ^.^ aught xDD you :3 say. +^.^ BEWKEWEY. ^-^ Mistake ;;w;; me >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; UwU 'tis nyot x3 my meaning +;;w;; To x3 waze one ;;w;; titwe of x3 youw honour OwO out. +;;w;; To UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I uWu come-what ;;w;; wowd xDD you ;;w;; wiww- +Fwom x3 the UwU most >_> gwacious wegent of ÚwÚ this land, +uWu The >w< Duke of York, to ^.^ knyow >_> what uWu pwicks xDD you on +;;w;; To OwO take ^w^ advantage of x3 the absent time, +xDD And :33 fwight UwU ouw OwO nyative uWu peace with OwO sewf-bownye arms. + +Entew YORK, ^w^ attended + +BOLINGBROKE. UwU I UwU shaww nyot >_< nyeed transport x3 my wowds ^.^ by uWu you; +:3 Hewe x3 comes :33 his Gwace uWu in person. OwO My x3 nyobwe ^w^ uncwe! +>_< [Knyeews] +:3 YOWK. uWu Show ;;w;; me >w< thy humble uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and nyot >w< thy OwO knyee, +>_< Whose >_> duty >_> is OwO deceivabwe ÚwÚ and >w< fawse. +BOLINGBROKE. OwO My >_> gwacious >_> uncwe!- +:3 YOWK. Tut, uWu tut! +Gwace ;;w;; me nyo gwace, nor :33 uncwe ;;w;; me nyo uncle. +UwU I ^w^ am nyo UwU twaitow's >_> uncwe; ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; wowd UwU 'gwace' +^w^ In >w< an >_< ungwacious xDD mouth >_> is >_> but x3 pwofanye. +Why uWu have UwU those banyish'd ÚwÚ and fowbidden UwU wegs +xDD Daw'd >_> once to :33 touch :3 a x3 dust of Engwand's ground? +OwO But xDD then ^.^ mowe ;;w;; 'why?'-why uWu have ;;w;; they ^w^ daw'd to :33 mawch +^w^ So UwU many >_< miwes ;;w;; upon her UwU peacefuw x3 bosom, +Fwighting her pawe-fac'd ^.^ viwwages with >w< waw +xDD And ^.^ ostentation of :3 despised >_> awms? +Com'st xDD thou uWu because x3 the ^-^ anyointed ^w^ King >_> is >_< hence? +Why, >_< foowish ^-^ boy, x3 the ^w^ King >_> is left behind, +xDD And uWu in x3 my loyal ^w^ bosom wies :33 his UwU powew. +^.^ Wewe UwU I >_> but nyow ;;w;; wowd of xDD such :3 hot :33 youth +;;w;; As when >_< bwave Gaunt, >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and mysewf +Rescued x3 the ;;w;; Bwack >_< Pwince, :3 that xDD young uWu Maws of men, +Fwom fowth x3 the ;;w;; wanks of UwU many thousand Fwench, +>_< O, xDD then >w< how quickly >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this awm of >_> minye, +Now ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the pawsy, chastise x3 the +xDD And xDD minyistew correction to >w< thy >_> fauwt! +BOLINGBROKE OwO My >_> gwacious uWu uncwe, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow x3 my fauwt; +On >_> what condition >w< stands >w< it ÚwÚ and wherein? +:3 YOWK. Even uWu in condition of x3 the worst degree- +^w^ In gwoss ;;w;; webewwion ÚwÚ and :3 detested :3 tweason. +^.^ Thou awt :3 a banyish'd ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe awt come +^.^ Befowe x3 the xDD expiwation of >w< thy time, +^w^ In :33 bwaving :3 awms OwO against >w< thy OwO suvweign. +BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU was banish'd, UwU I UwU was banyish'd Hereford; +OwO But >_< as UwU I come, UwU I come fow Lancaster. +^.^ And, x3 nyobwe uWu uncwe, UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace +Wook on x3 my >_< wwongs with >w< an uWu indiffewent :33 eye. +>_> You OwO awe x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, fow uWu methinks uWu in xDD you +UwU I >_> see ;;w;; owd Gaunt alive. >_< O, >w< then, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +Will xDD you >_< pewmit :3 that UwU I UwU shaww stand condemn'd +^-^ A wandering vagabond; x3 my wights ÚwÚ and :33 woyawties +:33 Pwuck'd from x3 my :3 awms pewfowce, ÚwÚ and UwU given OwO away +;;w;; To upstawt unthwifts? ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU was UwU I ^.^ bown? +;;w;; If :3 that x3 my xDD cousin x3 king be ^w^ King uWu in England, +^.^ It ^w^ must be >_> gwanted UwU I ^w^ am >w< Duke of Lancaster. +>_> You uWu have :3 a x3 son, xDD Aumewwe, x3 my x3 nyobwe :3 cousin; +xDD Had xDD you xDD fiwst died, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 been OwO thus twod ;;w;; down, +>w< He >_> shouwd uWu have >_> found :33 his :33 uncwe Gaunt :3 a >w< fathew +;;w;; To wouse :33 his >_< wwongs ÚwÚ and OwO chase them to x3 the x3 bay. +UwU I ^w^ am >w< denyied to sue x3 my :33 wivewy UwU hewe, +xDD And yet x3 my x3 wettews :33 patents UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. +OwO My father's >_> goods OwO awe aww distwain'd ÚwÚ and OwO sowd; +xDD And these ÚwÚ and aww OwO awe aww uWu amiss :3 empwoy'd. +>_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me ^-^ do? UwU I ^w^ am :3 a uWu subject, +xDD And UwU I challenge x3 waw-attownyeys OwO awe >w< denyied OwO me; +xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO pewsonyawwy UwU I uWu way x3 my >_< cwaim +;;w;; To x3 my inheritance of fwee ^-^ descent. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Duke hath :33 been ^w^ too much xDD abused. +:3 WOSS. ^.^ It >w< stands x3 youw Gwace ;;w;; upon to UwU do ^.^ him ÚwÚ wight. +WILLOUGHBY. >w< Base ;;w;; men ^.^ by :33 his :33 endowments OwO awe UwU made ^.^ gweat. +:3 YOWK. OwO My wowds of England, wet ;;w;; me tell xDD you :33 this: +UwU I uWu have xDD had :33 feewing of x3 my uWu cousin's wrongs, +xDD And labour'd aww UwU I couwd to UwU do ^.^ him right; +OwO But uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu kind to come, uWu in :33 bwaving awms, +^w^ Be :33 his UwU own :33 cawvew ÚwÚ and :3 cut x3 out :33 his :3 way, +;;w;; To find x3 out >w< wight with wrong-it OwO may nyot be; +xDD And xDD you :3 that UwU do abet ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu kind +x3 Chewish ^-^ webewwion, ÚwÚ and OwO awe ÚwÚ webews all. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Duke hath sworn :33 his xDD coming >_> is +OwO But fow :33 his >_> own; ÚwÚ and fow x3 the >w< wight of :3 that +We aww uWu have >_< stwongwy sworn to UwU give ^.^ him aid; +xDD And wet ^.^ him >_< nyevew >_> see joy :3 that >_< bweaks :3 that ^.^ oath! +:3 YOWK. xDD Weww, weww, UwU I >_> see x3 the x3 issue of these arms. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot mend :33 it, UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds >_> confess, +>_< Because x3 my powew >_> is xDD weak ÚwÚ and aww :33 iww :33 weft; +OwO But >_> if UwU I couwd, ^.^ by xDD Him :3 that uWu gave ;;w;; me :3 wife, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd OwO attach xDD you aww ÚwÚ and >_< make xDD you >_< stoop +uWu Unto x3 the suvweign xDD mewcy of x3 the uWu King; +OwO But xDD since UwU I cannot, be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown >w< unto xDD you +UwU I UwU do wemain >_< as neuter. So, ^-^ fawe xDD you well; +OwO Unwess xDD you uWu pwease to enter uWu in x3 the UwU castwe, +xDD And there wepose xDD you fow ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. +BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ An OwO offew, uWu uncwe, :3 that ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 accept. +OwO But ^.^ we ^w^ must x3 win x3 youw Gwace to OwO go with >_> us +;;w;; To Bristow ^.^ Castwe, which ;;w;; they >_> say >_> is hewd +^-^ By x3 Bushy, ;;w;; Bagot, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw xDD compwices, +uWu The caterpillars of x3 the commonwealth, +>_< Which UwU I uWu have sworn to >_< weed ÚwÚ and pluck xDD away. +:3 YOWK. ^.^ It OwO may be UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with uWu you; >_> but yet I'll xDD pause, +For UwU I ^w^ am loath to bweak UwU ouw >_> countwy's waws. +x3 Nyow ^w^ fwiends nor ;;w;; foes, to ;;w;; me wewcome xDD you x3 awe. +^w^ Things x3 past xDD wedwess OwO awe nyow with ;;w;; me x3 past >w< cawe. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. +^-^ A ÚwÚ camp uWu in >_> Wawes + +Entew EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 WEWSH >w< CAPTAIN + +CAPTAIN. OwO My Lord of >_> Sawisbuwy, ^.^ we uWu have OwO stay'd ;;w;; ten OwO days +xDD And hardly :33 kept UwU ouw UwU countwymen together, +xDD And yet ^.^ we hear nyo UwU tidings from x3 the uWu King; +Therefore ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU dispewse uWu ouwsewves. uWu Faweweww. +SAWISBUWY. OwO Stay yet anyothew ^-^ day, xDD thou trusty Welshman; +uWu The ^w^ King weposeth aww :33 his :3 confidence uWu in thee. +CAPTAIN. 'Tis xDD thought x3 the ^w^ King >_> is UwU dead; ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot >_< stay. +uWu The ^w^ bay trees uWu in UwU ouw countwy OwO awe aww :3 withew'd, +xDD And meteows :33 fwight x3 the xDD fixed stars of xDD heaven; +uWu The pawe-fac'd ;;w;; moon :33 wooks bwoody on x3 the earth, +xDD And wean-wook'd >w< pwophets whisper x3 feawfuw uWu change; +Wich ;;w;; men wook :3 sad, ÚwÚ and >w< wuffians UwU dance ÚwÚ and leap- +uWu The one uWu in feaw to wose >_> what ;;w;; they UwU enjoy, +uWu The othew to ^.^ enjoy ^.^ by xDD wage ÚwÚ and waw. +;;w;; These signs UwU fowewun x3 the :33 death ow faww of OwO kings. +uWu Faweweww. Our UwU countwymen OwO awe >_> gonye ÚwÚ and fwed, +;;w;; As weww x3 assuw'd Richard uWu theiw ^w^ King >_> is uWu dead. uWu Exit +SAWISBUWY. xDD Ah, ^.^ Wichawd, with x3 the eyes of x3 heavy UwU mind, +UwU I >_> see >w< thy :3 gwowy ^.^ wike :3 a >_< shooting :33 staw +Fall to x3 the UwU base ^.^ eawth from x3 the ÚwÚ fiwmament! +uWu The sun :33 sets weeping uWu in x3 the ^-^ wowwy ^-^ west, +Witnessing storms to come, woe, ÚwÚ and unrest; +x3 Thy ^w^ fwiends OwO awe fwed, to wait ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^.^ foes; +xDD And cwosswy to >w< thy ÚwÚ good aww :3 fowtunye >w< goes. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu BOWINGBWOKE'S ÚwÚ camp uWu at Bristol + +Entew BOLINGBROKE, YORK, OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ^w^ PEWCY, :3 WOSS, >_< WIWWOUGHBY, +x3 BUSHY ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWEEN, OwO pwisonyews + +BOLINGBROKE. Bring fowth these ^.^ men. +>w< Bushy ÚwÚ and Green, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ vex x3 youw OwO souws- +Since presently x3 youw >w< souws ^w^ must ÚwÚ pawt x3 youw >_< bodies- +With ^w^ too much ÚwÚ uwging x3 youw pewnyicious lives, +For >w< 'twewe nyo charity; ^w^ yet, to >_< wash x3 youw :3 bwood +Fwom x3 off x3 my ^.^ hands, OwO hewe uWu in x3 the x3 view of ;;w;; men +UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ unfowd x3 some ÚwÚ causes of x3 youw deaths: +>_> You uWu have ;;w;; miswed :3 a >_< pwince, :3 a royal OwO king, +^-^ A ^w^ happy ÚwÚ gentweman uWu in :3 bwood ÚwÚ and >w< winyeaments, +^-^ By xDD you ^.^ unhappied ÚwÚ and disfiguwed cwean; +>_> You uWu have uWu in ^w^ mannyew with x3 youw x3 sinfuw >_> houws +Made :3 a :3 divowce betwixt :33 his >_< queen ÚwÚ and him; +x3 Bwoke x3 the >w< possession of :3 a royal ^.^ bed, +xDD And x3 stain'd x3 the beauty of :3 a >w< faiw uWu queen's >_> cheeks +With tears drawn from her eyes ^.^ by x3 youw fouw wwongs; +Mysewf-a >_> pwince ^.^ by :3 fowtunye of x3 my birth, +Near to x3 the ^w^ King uWu in bwood, ÚwÚ and nyeaw uWu in wuv +Tiww xDD you uWu did >_< make ^.^ him misintewpwet me- +:3 Have >_> stoop'd x3 my x3 nyeck :33 undew x3 youw x3 injuwies +xDD And xDD sigh'd x3 my :3 Engwish UwU bweath uWu in :33 foweign >_> cwouds, +^-^ Eating x3 the UwU bittew ^.^ bwead of banishment, +Whilst xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ fed ;;w;; upon x3 my x3 signyowies, +xDD Dispawk'd x3 my ^.^ pawks ÚwÚ and feww'd x3 my >_< fowest ;;w;; woods, +Fwom x3 my UwU own ^w^ windows :33 town x3 my :33 househowd uWu coat, +Waz'd x3 out x3 my :3 impwese, xDD weaving ;;w;; me nyo xDD sign +:3 Save men's OwO opinyions ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU wiving :3 bwood +;;w;; To x3 show x3 the wowwd UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :3 gentweman. +This ÚwÚ and much >_> mowe, much ^.^ mowe than twice aww uWu this, +:3 Condemns xDD you to x3 the death. xDD See them ^-^ dewivewed uvw +;;w;; To :33 execution ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu hand of death. +:33 BUSHY. uWu Mowe wewcome >_> is x3 the ^w^ stwoke of :33 death to ;;w;; me +Than :3 Bowingbwoke to ^w^ Engwand. ;;w;; Wowds, farewell. +uWu GWEEN. OwO My uWu comfowt >_> is :3 that heaven xDD wiww OwO take UwU ouw souws, +xDD And pwague injustice with x3 the ^w^ pains of uWu heww. +BOLINGBROKE. OwO My Lord >_> Nyowthumbewwand, >_> see them x3 dispatch'd. +Exeunt OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, with x3 the OwO pwisonyews +>_> Uncwe, xDD you >_> say x3 the xDD Queen >_> is uWu at x3 youw ^.^ house; +For >_> God's ^w^ sake, ^.^ faiwwy wet her be :3 entweated. +Teww her UwU I >_> send to her x3 my uWu kind UwU commends; +^.^ Take >_> speciaw :3 cawe x3 my ^.^ gweetings be delivered. +:3 YOWK. ^-^ A ÚwÚ gentweman of >_< minye UwU I uWu have x3 dispatch'd +With x3 wettews of x3 youw wuv to her uWu at >_> wawge. +BOLINGBROKE. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe uncle. ^.^ Come, wowds, away, +;;w;; To >w< fight with ;;w;; Gwendowew ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< compwices. +Awhiwe to work, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew holiday. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. +uWu The :3 coast of Wales. ^-^ A ^w^ castwe uWu in x3 view + +UwU Dwums. Flourish ÚwÚ and xDD cowouws. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE, +AUMEWWE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Barkloughly ;;w;; Castwe ^.^ can ;;w;; they ÚwÚ this uWu at hand? +AUMERLE. Yea, x3 my OwO wowd. How bwooks x3 youw Gwace x3 the ^w^ aiw +>w< Aftew x3 youw wate ^w^ tossing on x3 the breaking seas? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Nyeeds ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it well. UwU I xDD weep fow joy +;;w;; To stand ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ kingdom >_> once ;;w;; again. +>_< Deaw earth, UwU I UwU do OwO sawute uWu thee with x3 my uWu hand, +;;w;; Though ÚwÚ webews ;;w;; wound uWu thee with uWu theiw ^w^ howses' >w< hoofs. +;;w;; As :3 a uWu wong-pawted mothew with her chiwd +>w< Pways fondwy with her tears ÚwÚ and ^-^ smiwes uWu in meeting, +^w^ So weeping-smiling x3 gweet UwU I ÚwÚ thee, x3 my earth, +xDD And UwU do uWu thee ;;w;; favouws with x3 my royal ^w^ hands. +UwU Feed nyot >w< thy ^.^ suvweign's x3 foe, x3 my ^-^ gentwe earth, +x3 Nyow with >w< thy ÚwÚ sweets uWu comfowt :33 his ^-^ wavenyous sense; +OwO But wet >w< thy OwO spidews, :3 that uWu suck x3 up >w< thy ÚwÚ venyom, +xDD And heavy-gaited toads, >_< wie uWu in uWu theiw :3 way, +:33 Doing ÚwÚ annyoyance to x3 the treacherous ;;w;; feet +>_< Which with usuwping steps UwU do x3 twampwe ÚwÚ thee; +;;w;; Yiewd stinging UwU nyettwes to >_< minye enyemies; +xDD And when ;;w;; they from >w< thy ^w^ bosom pluck :3 a x3 fwowew, +x3 Guawd :33 it, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, with :3 a xDD wuwking >_< addew, +>_< Whose :3 doubwe >_> tongue OwO may with :3 a >w< mowtaw :33 touch +Throw :33 death ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^.^ suvweign's enemies. +uWu Mock nyot x3 my senseless conjuration, lords. +This ^.^ eawth UwU shaww uWu have :3 a feewing, ÚwÚ and these ^.^ stonyes +^-^ Pwuv :3 awmed xDD sowdiews, ere her OwO nyative x3 king +Shall ^w^ fawtew :33 undew fouw webewwion's arms. +>_> CAWWISWE. Fear >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; :3 that ;;w;; Powew :3 that UwU made xDD you x3 king +>_< Hath powew to >_< keep xDD you x3 king uWu in x3 spite of all. +uWu The means :3 that heaven yiewds ^w^ must be x3 embwac'd +xDD And nyot x3 nyegwected; else, >_> if heaven :3 wouwd, +xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww >_> nyot, heaven's offer ^.^ we wefuse, +uWu The :33 pwoffewed means of succouw ÚwÚ and >w< wedwess. +AUMERLE. >w< He >_< means, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ too remiss; +Whilst ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, ^w^ thwough UwU ouw security, +Grows >w< stwong ÚwÚ and great uWu in ÚwÚ substance ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU powew. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Discomfowtabwe x3 cousin! ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou nyot +:33 That when x3 the searching ^w^ eye of heaven >_> is :3 hid, +UwU Behind x3 the ^.^ gwobe, :3 that wights x3 the >_< wowew ^w^ wowwd, +UwU Then thieves ÚwÚ and ^.^ wobbews ^-^ wange ^.^ abwoad unseen +^w^ In murders ÚwÚ and uWu in outrage OwO bowdwy ^.^ hewe; +OwO But when from :33 undew ÚwÚ this tewwestwiaw ball +>w< He fiwes x3 the OwO pwoud >_< tops of x3 the eastern ^w^ pinyes +xDD And >_< dawts :33 his >w< wight ^w^ thwough every guiwty :3 howe, +UwU Then ;;w;; muwdews, uWu tweasons, ÚwÚ and :3 detested OwO sins, +uWu The uWu cwoak of >w< nyight ^.^ being ^w^ pwuck'd from x3 off uWu theiw backs, +;;w;; Stand OwO bawe ÚwÚ and nyaked, uWu twembwing uWu at ^.^ themsewves? +^w^ So when ÚwÚ this :33 thief, ÚwÚ this traitor, ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, +Who aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe hath UwU weveww'd uWu in x3 the night, +Whilst ^.^ we :3 wewe >w< wand'wing with x3 the ;;w;; Antipodes, +Shall >_> see >_> us ;;w;; wising uWu in UwU ouw throne, x3 the OwO east, +ÚwÚ His :3 tweasons xDD wiww sit ;;w;; bwushing uWu in :33 his >w< face, +ÚwÚ Nyot able to OwO enduwe x3 the ^.^ sight of ^-^ day, +OwO But uWu sewf-affwighted :3 twembwe uWu at :33 his >_< sin. +ÚwÚ Nyot aww x3 the UwU watew uWu in x3 the OwO wough wude sea +UwU Can >_< wash x3 the bawm x3 off from >w< an ^-^ anyointed uWu king; +uWu The UwU bweath of ^-^ wowwdwy ;;w;; men ;;w;; cannyot depose +uWu The OwO deputy >_> ewected ^.^ by x3 the Lord. +For every x3 man :3 that :3 Bowingbwoke hath OwO pwess'd +;;w;; To lift shrewd steew OwO against UwU ouw golden :3 cwown, +^w^ God fow :33 his Richard hath uWu in ^-^ heavenwy x3 pay +^-^ A glorious OwO angew. Then, >_> if ^-^ angews x3 fight, +>_> Weak ;;w;; men ^w^ must uWu faww; fow heaven still ^-^ guawds x3 the ÚwÚ wight. + +Entew SALISBURY + +Welcome, x3 my OwO wowd. How uWu faw x3 off wies x3 youw powew? +SAWISBUWY. x3 Nyow nyeaw nor ^-^ fawthew ^w^ off, x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, +Than ÚwÚ this xDD weak awm. >w< Discomfowt xDD guides x3 my ;;w;; tongue, +xDD And UwU bids ;;w;; me speak of >_< nyothing >_> but despaiw. +x3 Onye day ^w^ too late, UwU I feaw uWu me, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, +>_< Hath x3 cwouded aww >w< thy ^w^ happy OwO days on ;;w;; eawth. +>_< O, caww back ^.^ yestewday, bid time wetuwn, +xDD And xDD thou shalt uWu have >_< twewve thousand fighting :3 men! +uWu To-day, uWu to-day, xDD unhappy ^-^ day, ^w^ too late, +O'erthrows >w< thy joys, OwO fwiends, fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ state; +For aww x3 the OwO Wewshmen, hearing xDD thou OwO wewt >_< dead, +^w^ Awe >_> gonye to ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, UwU dispews'd, ÚwÚ and OwO fwed. +AUMERLE. :3 Comfowt, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >w< why :33 wooks x3 youw Gwace UwU so pale? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO But nyow x3 the :3 bwood of ÚwÚ twenty thousand ;;w;; men +Did twiumph uWu in x3 my >w< face, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe fled; +^.^ And, >w< tiww UwU so much :3 bwood uWu thithew come OwO again, +:3 Have UwU I nyot reason to wook pawe ÚwÚ and dead? +All >w< souws :3 that xDD wiww be safe, fwy from x3 my x3 side; +For time hath uWu set :3 a uWu bwot ;;w;; upon x3 my pwide. +AUMERLE. :3 Comfowt, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; remember who xDD you x3 awe. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I xDD had fowgot >_< mysewf; ^w^ am UwU I nyot >_> King? +xDD Awake, xDD thou x3 cowawd ^.^ majesty! xDD thou sleepest. +Is nyot x3 the >_< King's xDD nyame ÚwÚ twenty thousand :33 nyames? +>_< Awm, ^.^ awm, x3 my xDD nyame! :3 a >_< puny x3 subject :33 stwikes +At >w< thy great glory. Wook nyot to x3 the ground, +^-^ Ye >_> favouwites of :3 a uWu king; OwO awe ^.^ we nyot high? +xDD High be UwU ouw >w< thoughts. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 uncwe York +>_< Hath powew enough to serve UwU ouw x3 tuwn. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew SCROOP + +:33 SCWOOP. uWu Mowe ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and happinyess uWu betide x3 my wiege +Than ^.^ can x3 my UwU cawe-tun'd >_> tongue ÚwÚ dewivew ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Mine ear >_> is open ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< heawt prepar'd. +uWu The worst >_> is ^-^ wowwdwy ^-^ woss xDD thou ;;w;; canst UwU unfowd. +Say, >_> is x3 my ^w^ kingdom lost? Why, uWu 'twas x3 my care, +xDD And >_> what ^-^ woss >_> is >w< it to be x3 wid of >_> cawe? +:33 Stwives :3 Bowingbwoke to be >_< as great >_< as uWu we? +:3 Gweatew ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot be; >_> if ^.^ he serve :33 God, +^-^ We'ww serve ^.^ him :3 too, ÚwÚ and be :33 his fewwow :3 so. +Revolt UwU ouw ^w^ subjects? :33 That ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ mend; +^-^ They bweak uWu theiw :33 faith to ^w^ God >_< as weww >_< as >_> us. +Cwy woe, OwO destwuction, >w< wuin, ÚwÚ and >_< decay- +uWu The worst >_> is UwU death, ÚwÚ and :33 death xDD wiww uWu have :33 his x3 day. +:33 SCWOOP. :33 Gwad ^w^ am UwU I :3 that x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> is UwU so awm'd +;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 the UwU tidings of calamity. +Wike >w< an ;;w;; unseasonyabwe ;;w;; stowmy day +>_< Which x3 makes x3 the :33 siwvew rivers x3 dwown uWu theiw ^-^ showes, +;;w;; As >_> if x3 the wowwd :3 wewe aww dissowv'd to ^-^ teaws, +^w^ So xDD high :33 abuv :33 his :3 wimits ^-^ swewws x3 the xDD wage +Of ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, ^.^ cuvwing x3 youw x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ wand +With x3 hawd uWu bwight steew ÚwÚ and heawts harder than steew. +^w^ White-beawds uWu have awm'd uWu theiw >_< thin ÚwÚ and haiwwess uWu scawps +^w^ Against >w< thy x3 majesty; boys, with x3 women's UwU voices, +Stwive to speak big, ÚwÚ and >_< cwap uWu theiw >_< femawe xDD joints +^w^ In OwO stiff ÚwÚ unwiewdy :3 awms OwO against >w< thy >_< cwown; +x3 Thy xDD vewy >w< beadsmen :3 weawn to >w< bend uWu theiw bows +Of doubwe-fataw >_< yew OwO against >w< thy ^w^ state; +Yea, distaff-women manage rusty bills +^w^ Against >w< thy >_< seat: both xDD young ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd xDD webew, +xDD And aww xDD goes xDD wowse than UwU I uWu have powew to tell. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Too weww, ^w^ too weww xDD thou ^.^ teww'st :3 a xDD tawe UwU so ^.^ in. +Whewe >_> is x3 the ^-^ Eaww of ;;w;; Wiwtshiwe? Whewe >_> is ^.^ Bagot? +>_> What >_> is :33 become of Bushy? Whewe >_> is >_> Gween? +:33 That ;;w;; they uWu have wet x3 the uWu dangewous ;;w;; enyemy +Measure UwU ouw confines with xDD such UwU peacefuw :3 steps? +;;w;; If ^.^ we prevail, uWu theiw heads UwU shaww x3 pay fow :3 it. +UwU I :33 wawwant ;;w;; they uWu have UwU made uWu peace with ^.^ Bowingbwoke. +:33 SCWOOP. :3 Peace uWu have ;;w;; they UwU made with ^.^ him :33 indeed, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 O >_> viwwains, vipews, damn'd ^-^ without wedemption! +^w^ Dogs, easily ^.^ won to ^-^ fawn on xDD any ;;w;; man! +>_> Snyakes, uWu in x3 my ^w^ heawt-bwood wawm'd, :3 that ÚwÚ sting x3 my :33 heawt! +Thwee Judases, >_< each one thrice xDD wowse than x3 Judas! +Wouwd ;;w;; they >_< make peace? >_> Tewwibwe heww >_< make >w< waw +>_> Upon uWu theiw ^-^ spotted >w< souws fow ÚwÚ this >_< offence! +:33 SCWOOP. ÚwÚ Sweet xDD wuv, UwU I see, :3 changing :33 his ^.^ pwopewty, +Tuwns to x3 the :3 souwest ÚwÚ and UwU most deadwy ^.^ hate. +^.^ Again xDD uncuwse uWu theiw :3 souws; uWu theiw uWu peace >_> is UwU made +With >_< heads, ÚwÚ and nyot with hands; UwU those ÚwÚ whom xDD you UwU cuwse +:3 Have UwU fewt x3 the worst of ^w^ death's destroying ;;w;; wound +xDD And >_< wie full low, grav'd uWu in x3 the OwO howwow :33 gwound. +AUMERLE. Is x3 Bushy, Green, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wiltshire dead? +:33 SCWOOP. Ay, aww of them uWu at Bristow wost uWu theiw :33 heads. +AUMERLE. Whewe >_> is x3 the >w< Duke x3 my >w< fathew with :33 his powew? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. No ;;w;; mattew where-of uWu comfowt nyo x3 man >_< speak. +:3 Wet's tawk of >w< gwaves, of ÚwÚ wowms, ÚwÚ and :33 epitaphs; +^-^ Make x3 dust UwU ouw paper, ÚwÚ and with wainy eyes +:3 Wwite sorrow on x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +:3 Wet's choose ^w^ executows ÚwÚ and tawk of OwO wiwws; +xDD And yet nyot :3 so-fow >_> what ^.^ can ^.^ we ^-^ bequeath +:3 Save UwU ouw UwU deposed >_< bodies to x3 the ground? +Our lands, UwU ouw lives, ÚwÚ and an, OwO awe Bolingbroke's. +xDD And >_< nyothing ^.^ can ^.^ we ^.^ can UwU ouw UwU own >_> but :33 death +xDD And :3 that UwU smaww :33 modew of x3 the ^-^ bawwen ^.^ eawth +>_< Which sewves >_< as ^.^ paste ÚwÚ and UwU cuvw to UwU ouw xDD bonyes. +For >_> God's ÚwÚ sake wet >_> us sit ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 gwound +xDD And tell >_> sad :3 stowies of x3 the :33 death of :33 kings: +How x3 some uWu have :33 been >w< depos'd, x3 some :3 swain uWu in waw, +;;w;; Some xDD haunted ^.^ by x3 the ghosts ;;w;; they uWu have >w< depos'd, +;;w;; Some OwO poison'd ^.^ by uWu theiw ^-^ wives, x3 some x3 sweeping ^.^ kiww'd, +All muwdew'd-fow within x3 the OwO howwow >_< cwown +:33 That wounds x3 the >w< mowtaw ^.^ tempwes of :3 a x3 king +^-^ Keeps >_> Death :33 his >_> couwt; ÚwÚ and there x3 the ^.^ antic OwO sits, +UwU Scoffing :33 his >w< state ÚwÚ and uWu gwinnying uWu at :33 his UwU pomp; +^-^ Awwowing ^.^ him :3 a :33 bweath, :3 a xDD wittwe :33 scenye, +;;w;; To >_> monyawchize, be feaw'd, ÚwÚ and OwO kiww with looks; +UwU Infusing ^.^ him with self ÚwÚ and :33 vain ^.^ conceit, +;;w;; As >_> if ÚwÚ this >w< fwesh which OwO wawws about UwU ouw >w< wife +^.^ Wewe brass uWu impwegnyabwe; x3 and, UwU humouw'd thus, +UwU Comes uWu at x3 the last, ÚwÚ and with :3 a xDD wittwe uWu pin +Bowes ^w^ thwough :33 his ^w^ castwe :3 waww, ÚwÚ and farewell, x3 king! +Cover x3 youw >_< heads, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mock nyot >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood +With solemn wevewence; ^-^ thwow OwO away wespect, +Tradition, ÚwÚ fowm, ÚwÚ and cewemonyious duty; +For xDD you uWu have >_> but >_> mistook ;;w;; me aww ÚwÚ this >_> whiwe. +UwU I ^w^ wive with ^.^ bwead ^.^ wike UwU you, x3 feew >w< want, +:3 Taste gwief, >_< nyeed friends: x3 subjected thus, +How ^.^ can xDD you >_> say to ;;w;; me UwU I ^w^ am :3 a UwU king? +>_> CAWWISWE. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu wise ;;w;; men ^w^ nye'ew sit ÚwÚ and waiw uWu theiw :33 woes, +OwO But presently ^w^ pwevent x3 the ways to OwO waiw. +;;w;; To feaw x3 the x3 foe, xDD since feaw oppresseth >_< stwength, +:33 Gives, uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ weaknyess, ÚwÚ stwength >w< unto x3 youw x3 foe, +xDD And UwU so x3 youw follies >w< fight OwO against OwO youwsewf. +Fear ÚwÚ and be >w< swain-nyo xDD wowse ^.^ can come to fight; +xDD And >w< fight ÚwÚ and ^-^ die >_> is :33 death destroying UwU death, +Whewe feawing dying >w< pays :33 death ;;w;; sewviwe >_< bweath. +AUMERLE. OwO My >w< fathew hath :3 a power; ^.^ inquiwe of :3 him, +xDD And :3 weawn to >_< make :3 a >w< body of :3 a ^-^ wimb. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Thou OwO chid'st ;;w;; me well. Pwoud ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, UwU I come +;;w;; To change ^w^ bwows with uWu thee fow UwU ouw day of doom. +This xDD ague ;;w;; fit of feaw >_> is over-blown; +^-^ An ^w^ easy :3 task >w< it >_> is to x3 win UwU ouw own. +Say, ^.^ Scwoop, :3 whewe wies UwU ouw :33 uncwe with :33 his powew? +^w^ Speak sweetwy, ^w^ man, awthough >w< thy :33 wooks be ^-^ souw. +:33 SCWOOP. OwO Men OwO judge ^.^ by x3 the >_< compwexion of x3 the sky +uWu The >w< state uWu in ^w^ incwinyation of x3 the uWu day; +^w^ So OwO may xDD you ^.^ by x3 my dull ÚwÚ and x3 heavy >_< eye, +OwO My >_> tongue hath >_> but :3 a heaview xDD tawe to :3 say. +UwU I :33 pway x3 the >_< towtuwew, ^.^ by UwU smaww ÚwÚ and UwU smaww +;;w;; To ^w^ wengthen x3 out x3 the worst :3 that ^w^ must be ÚwÚ spoken: +uWu Youw :33 uncwe York >_> is OwO join'd with ^-^ Bowingbwoke; +xDD And aww x3 youw ^w^ nyowthewn ^.^ castwes yiewded up, +xDD And aww x3 youw >w< southewn gentlemen uWu in :3 awms +>_> Upon :33 his pawty. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu said enyough. +:33 [To :3 AUMEWWE] Beshrew ÚwÚ thee, OwO cousin, which :33 didst lead ;;w;; me fowth +Of :3 that x3 sweet uWu way UwU I UwU was uWu in to UwU despaiw! +>_> What >_> say xDD you ^.^ nyow? >_> What uWu comfowt uWu have ^.^ we ^.^ nyow? +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll ^-^ hate ^.^ him everlastingly +:33 That UwU bids ;;w;; me be of uWu comfowt xDD any more. +Go to ;;w;; Fwint Castwe; there I'll pine :3 away; +^-^ A OwO king, ÚwÚ woe's :33 swave, UwU shaww >_> kingwy woe OwO obey. +:33 That powew UwU I have, dischawge; ÚwÚ and wet them OwO go +;;w;; To ear x3 the ÚwÚ wand :3 that hath x3 some UwU hope to xDD gwow, +For UwU I uWu have none. Let nyo x3 man speak again +;;w;; To x3 awtew uWu this, fow counsel >_> is >_> but OwO vain. +AUMERLE. OwO My ^.^ wiege, one OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >w< He does ;;w;; me :3 doubwe wrong +:33 That wounds ;;w;; me with x3 the flatteries of :33 his :33 tongue. +UwU Dischawge x3 my >w< fowwowews; wet them >w< hence away, +Fwom >w< Wichawd's >w< nyight to uWu Bowingbwoke's >w< faiw x3 day. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. +Wales. ^.^ Befowe ;;w;; Fwint ;;w;; Castwe + +OwO Entew, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws, BOLINGBROKE, YORK, OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, +ÚwÚ and forces + +BOLINGBROKE. ^w^ So :3 that ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^.^ intewwigence ^.^ we :3 weawn +uWu The x3 Wewshmen OwO awe ^-^ dispews'd; ÚwÚ and uWu Sawisbuwy +Is >_> gonye to :3 meet x3 the OwO King, who :3 watewy landed +With x3 some x3 few >_> pwivate ^w^ fwiends ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this x3 coast. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu The nyews >_> is xDD vewy >w< faiw ÚwÚ and UwU good, x3 my OwO wowd. +Richard nyot uWu faw from >w< hence hath >_< hid :33 his >_> head. +:3 YOWK. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd >_> beseem x3 the Lord ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand +;;w;; To >_> say UwU 'King ^w^ Wichawd.' Alack x3 the x3 heavy day +x3 When xDD such :3 a uWu sacwed x3 king >_> shouwd hide :33 his ÚwÚ head! +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Youw Gwace ;;w;; mistakes; >w< onwy to be ^-^ bwief, +Left UwU I :33 his ;;w;; titwe OwO out. +:3 YOWK. uWu The time hath ^-^ been, +Wouwd xDD you uWu have :33 been UwU so bwief with :3 him, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd +:3 Have :33 been UwU so bwief with xDD you to showten UwU you, +For :3 taking UwU so x3 the head, x3 youw whole xDD head's length. +BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Mistake >_> nyot, uWu uncwe, further than xDD you OwO shouwd. +:3 YOWK. ^.^ Take >_> nyot, ÚwÚ good OwO cousin, further than xDD you should, +Lest xDD you ;;w;; mistake. uWu The heavens OwO awe uvw UwU ouw :33 heads. +BOLINGBROKE. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 it, >_> uncwe; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oppose nyot mysewf +^w^ Against uWu theiw :33 wiww. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew uWu PEWCY + +Welcome, :33 Hawwy. What, xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ this ^w^ castwe :3 yiewd? +ÚwÚ PIEWCY. uWu The ^w^ castwe ÚwÚ woyawwy >_> is x3 mann'd, x3 my uWu wowd, +^w^ Against >w< thy x3 entwance. +BOLINGBROKE. Royally! +Why, >w< it x3 contains nyo UwU king? +^-^ PEWCY. Yes, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +^.^ It xDD doth ^.^ contain :3 a uWu king; ^w^ King Richard wies +OwO Within x3 the :3 wimits of >_< yon wime ÚwÚ and stonye; +xDD And with ^.^ him OwO awe x3 the Lord xDD Aumewwe, Lord >_> Sawisbuwy, +Sir ^w^ Stephen ^.^ Scwoop, ;;w;; besides :3 a >w< cwewgyman +Of >w< howy wevewence; who, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU weawn. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< O, ;;w;; bewike >w< it >_> is x3 the >_> Bishop of Carlisle. +BOLINGBROKE. :33 [To NyOWTHUMBEWWAND] Noble uWu wowd, +Go to x3 the wude OwO wibs of :3 that UwU ancient :3 castwe; +^.^ Thwough ^-^ bwazen ÚwÚ twumpet >_> send x3 the UwU bweath of parley +^.^ Into :33 his ;;w;; wuin'd ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and OwO thus dewivew: +Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke +On both :33 his knees xDD doth :3 kiss ^w^ King >w< Wichawd's uWu hand, +xDD And OwO sends OwO awwegiance ÚwÚ and true :33 faith of >_< heawt +;;w;; To :33 his UwU most royal ÚwÚ pewson; ÚwÚ hithew come +Even uWu at :33 his ;;w;; feet to uWu way x3 my :3 awms ÚwÚ and x3 powew, +ÚwÚ Pwovided :3 that x3 my UwU banyishment :33 wepeaw'd +xDD And ^-^ wands :33 westow'd again be freely gwanted; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, I'll use x3 the ^w^ advantage of x3 my powew +xDD And uWu way x3 the :33 summew's x3 dust with >w< showews of :3 bwood +:33 Wain'd from x3 the wounds of swaughtewed xDD Engwishmen; +uWu The which >w< how uWu faw x3 off from x3 the ^-^ mind of :3 Bowingbwoke +^.^ It >_> is xDD such >_< cwimson UwU tempest >_> shouwd bedwench +uWu The >w< fwesh green wap of >w< faiw ^w^ King >w< Wichawd's land, +OwO My ^w^ stooping >_> duty ;;w;; tendewwy UwU shaww show. +^w^ Go, :33 signyify >_< as ÚwÚ much, OwO whiwe OwO hewe ^.^ we :33 mawch +>_> Upon x3 the :3 gwassy cawpet of ÚwÚ this plain. +OwO [NyOWTHUMBEWWAND ^w^ advances to x3 the ^.^ Castwe, with :3 a trumpet] +:3 Wet's :33 mawch ^-^ without x3 the noise of threat'ning dwum, +:33 That from ÚwÚ this castle's ;;w;; tottewed :3 battwements +Our >w< faiw OwO appointments OwO may be weww >_> pewus'd. +Methinks ^w^ King Richard ÚwÚ and mysewf >_> shouwd :3 meet +With nyo less tewwow than x3 the ÚwÚ ewements +Of fire ÚwÚ and >_< watew, when uWu theiw thund'ring x3 shock +At meeting tears x3 the cwoudy >_> cheeks of UwU heaven. +^w^ Be ^.^ he x3 the ^w^ fiwe, I'll be x3 the yiewding water; +uWu The xDD wage be his, whiwst on x3 the ^.^ eawth UwU I xDD wain +OwO My waters-on x3 the earth, ÚwÚ and nyot on ^.^ him. +March ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and mark ^w^ King Richard >w< how ^.^ he OwO wooks. + +Pawwe without, ÚwÚ and answew xDD within; xDD then :3 a UwU fwouwish. +Entew on x3 the walls, x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE, +AUMEWWE, >_> SCWOOP, ÚwÚ and SALISBURY + +:3 See, see, ^w^ King Richard xDD doth >_< himsewf ^.^ appeaw, +;;w;; As xDD doth x3 the ;;w;; bwushing >_> discontented sun +Fwom x3 out x3 the fiery powtaw of x3 the OwO east, +x3 When ^.^ he ^-^ pewceives x3 the envious :33 cwouds OwO awe UwU bent +;;w;; To dim :33 his :3 gwowy ÚwÚ and to stain x3 the UwU twack +Of :33 his uWu bwight uWu passage to x3 the x3 occident. +:3 YOWK. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he :33 wooks ^.^ wike :3 a king. UwU Behowd, :33 his >_< eye, +;;w;; As uWu bwight >_< as >_> is x3 the ^w^ eagwe's, lightens fowth +ÚwÚ Contwowwing :33 majesty. xDD Awack, awack, fow woe, +:33 That xDD any x3 hawm >_> shouwd stain UwU so >w< faiw :3 a ÚwÚ show! +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :33 [To NyOWTHUMBEWWAND] We OwO awe ^-^ amaz'd; ÚwÚ and OwO thus ^-^ wong +uWu have ^.^ we :33 stood +;;w;; To ;;w;; watch x3 the x3 feawfuw x3 bending of >w< thy OwO knyee, +>_< Because ^.^ we xDD thought :3 ouwsewf >w< thy ÚwÚ wawfuw uWu King; +xDD And >_> if ^.^ we be, >w< how dawe >w< thy xDD joints x3 fowget +;;w;; To x3 pay uWu theiw x3 awfuw >_> duty to UwU ouw presence? +;;w;; If ^.^ we be >_> nyot, x3 show >_> us x3 the uWu hand of ^w^ God +:33 That hath OwO dismiss'd >_> us from UwU ouw stewawdship; +For weww ^.^ we ^.^ knyow nyo uWu hand of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and bonye +UwU Can gripe x3 the uWu sacwed handle of UwU ouw sceptre, +OwO Unwess ^.^ he UwU do ^.^ pwofanye, steal, ow ;;w;; usuwp. +xDD And ^w^ though xDD you think :3 that all, >_< as xDD you uWu have :33 donye, +:3 Have :33 town uWu theiw >w< souws ^.^ by ;;w;; tuwnying them from us, +xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe ^-^ bawwen ÚwÚ and >_> beweft of OwO fwiends, +ÚwÚ Yet knyow-my ^.^ mastew, ^w^ God ;;w;; omnyipotent, +Is ;;w;; mustewing uWu in :33 his :33 cwouds on UwU ouw behawf +:33 Awmies of :3 pestiwence; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they UwU shaww strike +uWu Youw x3 chiwdwen yet xDD unbown ÚwÚ and xDD unbegot, +:33 That lift x3 youw ^.^ vassaw ^.^ hands OwO against x3 my >_> head +xDD And >_< thweat x3 the :3 gwowy of x3 my >_< pwecious crown. +Teww ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, fow >_< yon uWu methinks ^.^ he stands, +:33 That every stwide ^.^ he x3 makes ;;w;; upon x3 my ÚwÚ wand +Is uWu dangewous treason; ^.^ he >_> is come to open +uWu The puwpwe testament of xDD bweeding UwU waw; +OwO But ere x3 the >_< cwown ^.^ he :33 wooks fow ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ peace, +uWu Ten thousand bwoody :3 cwowns of ^.^ mothews' xDD sons +Shall :33 iww :33 become x3 the fwowew of Engwand's >w< face, +Change x3 the >_< compwexion of her maid-pawe uWu peace +;;w;; To x3 scawwet >_< indignyation, ÚwÚ and UwU bedew +:3 Hew >_> pastuwes' gwass with faithfuw :3 Engwish blood. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu The ^w^ King of uWu Heaven UwU fowbid UwU ouw ;;w;; wowd x3 the ^w^ King +Should UwU so with ÚwÚ civiw ÚwÚ and UwU unciviw :3 awms +^w^ Be uWu wush'd :33 upon! x3 Thy thrice x3 nyobwe OwO cousin, +ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, xDD doth x3 humbwy :3 kiss >w< thy xDD hand; +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ honyouwabwe tomb ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweaws +:33 That >w< stands ;;w;; upon x3 youw royal :33 gwandsiwe's xDD bonyes, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the :33 woyawties of both x3 youw bwoods, +>_< Cuwwents :3 that ^-^ spwing from one UwU most >_> gwacious head, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the buried uWu hand of warlike Gaunt, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and honour of himsewf, +^-^ Compwising aww :3 that OwO may be sworn ow said, +ÚwÚ His xDD coming ÚwÚ hithew hath nyo further ;;w;; scope +Than fow :33 his :3 winyeaw ;;w;; woyawties, ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ beg +uWu Enfwanchisement x3 immediate on :33 his knees; +>_< Which on >w< thy royal party >_> gwanted ^w^ once, +ÚwÚ His gwittewing :3 awms ^.^ he xDD wiww ÚwÚ commend to x3 wust, +ÚwÚ His bawbed OwO steeds to ^.^ stabwes, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< heawt +;;w;; To faithfuw OwO sewvice of x3 youw >_< Majesty. +This ÚwÚ sweaws xDD he, >_< as ^.^ he >_> is :3 a >_< pwince, >_> is x3 just; +xDD And >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman UwU I cwedit ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyowthumbewwand, >_> say OwO thus x3 the ^w^ King wetuwns: +ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe xDD cousin >_> is >w< wight wewcome hithew; +xDD And aww x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of :33 his >w< faiw uWu demands +Shall be ;;w;; accompwish'd ^-^ without contradiction. +With aww x3 the >_> gwacious :3 uttewance xDD thou x3 hast +^w^ Speak to :33 his ^-^ gentwe hearing uWu kind uWu commends. +:33 [To :3 AUMEWWE] We UwU do debase ;;w;; ouwsewves, OwO cousin, UwU do ^.^ we >_> nyot, +;;w;; To wook UwU so poorly ÚwÚ and to speak UwU so uWu faiw? +Shall ^.^ we caww back >_> Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ and >_> send +x3 Defiance to x3 the traitor, ÚwÚ and UwU so die? +AUMERLE. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd; >_> wet's >w< fight with ^-^ gentwe wowds +Tiww time xDD wend OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwiends uWu theiw helpful :3 swowds. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 O :33 God, x3 O uWu God! :3 that ;;w;; e'ew ÚwÚ this >_> tongue of >_< minye +:33 That laid x3 the :33 sentence of xDD dwead UwU banyishment +On >_< yon OwO pwoud x3 man >_> shouwd OwO take >w< it x3 off again +With wowds of sooth! x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe >_< as great +;;w;; As >_> is x3 my gwief, ow wessew than x3 my xDD nyame! +:33 Ow :3 that UwU I couwd x3 fowget >_> what UwU I uWu have >_< been! +:33 Ow nyot remember >_> what UwU I ^w^ must be >_< nyow! +Swell'st UwU thou, OwO pwoud ÚwÚ heawt? I'll UwU give uWu thee ;;w;; scope to beat, +Since ^-^ foes uWu have ;;w;; scope to xDD beat both uWu thee ÚwÚ and x3 me. +AUMERLE. ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand x3 comes back from ^.^ Bowingbwoke. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What ^w^ must x3 the ^w^ King UwU do ^.^ nyow? :3 Must ^.^ he >_< submit? +uWu The ^w^ King UwU shaww UwU do :3 it. :3 Must ^.^ he be :3 depos'd? +uWu The ^w^ King UwU shaww be ÚwÚ contented. :3 Must ^.^ he wose +uWu The xDD nyame of UwU king? ^-^ A >_> God's :33 nyame, wet >w< it ÚwÚ go. +I'll UwU give x3 my :3 jewews fow :3 a uWu set of x3 beads, +OwO My gowgeous ^w^ pawace fow :3 a hewmitage, +OwO My x3 gay apparel fow >w< an OwO awmsman's x3 gown, +OwO My x3 figuw'd :3 gobwets fow :3 a ^w^ dish of wood, +OwO My sceptre fow :3 a pawmew's ^.^ wawking staff, +OwO My subjects fow :3 a :33 paiw of x3 cawved UwU saints, +xDD And x3 my large ^w^ kingdom fow :3 a xDD wittwe ^-^ gwave, +^-^ A xDD wittwe xDD wittwe ^-^ gwave, >w< an uWu obscuwe grave- +:33 Ow I'll be buried uWu in x3 the >_< king's xDD high :3 way, +;;w;; Some uWu way of ^w^ common twade, :3 whewe >w< subjects' ;;w;; feet +^-^ May hourly x3 twampwe on uWu theiw ^.^ suvweign's head; +For on x3 my >_< heawt ;;w;; they ;;w;; twead nyow whiwst UwU I x3 wive, +xDD And buried ^w^ once, >w< why nyot ;;w;; upon x3 my head? +xDD Aumewwe, xDD thou :3 weep'st, x3 my ^.^ tendew-heawted x3 cousin! +^-^ We'ww >_< make fouw >_> weathew with :3 despised teaws; +Our :3 sighs ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they UwU shaww uWu wodge x3 the ^-^ summew corn +xDD And >_< make :3 a dearth uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu wevowting xDD wand. +:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we :33 pway x3 the wantons with UwU ouw :3 woes +xDD And >_< make x3 some OwO pwetty >_< match with >_> shedding teaws? +;;w;; As thus: to >_< dwop them still ;;w;; upon one :33 pwace +Tiww ;;w;; they uWu have ^w^ fwetted >_> us :3 a :33 paiw of gwaves +OwO Within x3 the ^w^ eawth; x3 and, thewein x3 waid-thewe wies +Two >_< kinsmen xDD digg'd uWu theiw gwaves with weeping :3 eyes. +Wouwd nyot ÚwÚ this :33 iww UwU do ^.^ weww? xDD Weww, weww, UwU I >_> see +UwU I tawk >_> but >_> idwy, ÚwÚ and xDD you laugh uWu at x3 me. +:3 Most ^-^ mighty >_< pwince, x3 my Lord >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +>_> What ;;w;; says ^w^ King Bolingbroke? Will :33 his ;;w;; Majesty +Give Richard OwO weave to ^w^ wive >w< tiww Richard die? +>_> You >_< make :3 a ^-^ weg, ÚwÚ and :3 Bowingbwoke ;;w;; says ^w^ ay. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu in x3 the UwU base court ^.^ he xDD doth >_< attend +;;w;; To speak with uWu you; OwO may >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to come down? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Down, down UwU I come, ^.^ wike :33 gwist'wing >_< Phaethon, +:3 Wanting x3 the manage of ^-^ unwuwy :3 jades. +^w^ In x3 the UwU base ^w^ couwt? >w< Base xDD couwt, :3 whewe >w< kings gwow base, +;;w;; To come uWu at >_> twaitows' calls, ÚwÚ and UwU do them grace. +^w^ In x3 the UwU base ^w^ couwt? :3 Come down? Down, court! ;;w;; down, x3 king! +For night-owls shriek :3 whewe ^w^ mounting larks >_> shouwd ;;w;; sing. +Exeunt from :33 abuv +BOLINGBROKE. >_> What ;;w;; says :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO Sowwow ÚwÚ and grief of >_< heawt +:3 Makes ^.^ him speak fondly, ^.^ wike :3 a frantic xDD man; +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he >_> is x3 come. + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu attendants, bewow + +BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; Stand aww >_< apawt, +xDD And x3 show >w< faiw >_> duty to :33 his >_< Majesty. [He knyeews down] +OwO My >_> gwacious wowd- +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Faiw OwO cousin, xDD you debase x3 youw princely knyee +;;w;; To >_< make x3 the UwU base ^.^ eawth OwO pwoud with xDD kissing :3 it. +x3 Me rather xDD had x3 my >_< heawt ^w^ might x3 feew x3 youw wuv +Than x3 my uWu unpweas'd ^w^ eye >_> see x3 youw uWu couwtesy. +^-^ Up, OwO cousin, xDD up; x3 youw >_< heawt >_> is up, UwU I knyow, +xDD [Touching :33 his UwU own UwU head] ^-^ Thus xDD high uWu at least, awthough x3 youw +knyee be wow. +BOLINGBROKE. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, UwU I come >_> but fow >_< minye own. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Youw UwU own >_> is >_< youws, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< youws, ÚwÚ and all. +BOLINGBROKE. ^w^ So uWu faw be >_> minye, x3 my UwU most wedoubted uWu wowd, +;;w;; As x3 my true OwO sewvice UwU shaww OwO desewve x3 youw love. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Weww xDD you deserve. ^-^ They weww OwO desewve to uWu have +:33 That ^.^ knyow x3 the stwong'st ÚwÚ and >_> suwest uWu way to ^w^ get. +>_> Uncwe, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw hands; x3 nyay, xDD dwy x3 youw xDD eyes: +Tears x3 show uWu theiw xDD wuv, >_> but ^.^ want uWu theiw wemedies. +Cousin, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too xDD young to be x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, +;;w;; Though xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; owd enough to be x3 my ÚwÚ heiw. +>_> What xDD you xDD wiww have, I'll give, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wiwwing :3 too; +For UwU do ^.^ we ^w^ must >_> what force xDD wiww uWu have >_> us xDD do. +Set on uWu towawds OwO Wondon. Cousin, >_> is >w< it so? +BOLINGBROKE. Yea, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then UwU I ^w^ must nyot >_> say >w< nyo. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. +uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YOWK's >_< gawden + +Entew x3 the >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and >w< two :3 WADIES + +QUEEN. >_> What spowt UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< devise OwO hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< gawden +;;w;; To UwU dwive OwO away x3 the x3 heavy xDD thought of >_> cawe? +WADY. uWu Madam, we'll :33 pway uWu at ^.^ bowws. +QUEEN. 'Twiww >_< make ;;w;; me think x3 the wowwd >_> is full of :33 wubs +xDD And :3 that x3 my :3 fowtunye wuns OwO against x3 the OwO bias. +WADY. uWu Madam, we'll >_< dance. +QUEEN. OwO My UwU wegs ^.^ can >_< keep nyo UwU measuwe uWu in OwO dewight, +x3 When x3 my poor >_< heawt nyo UwU measuwe keeps uWu in gwief; +Therefore nyo ;;w;; dancing, girl; x3 some othew ;;w;; spowt. +WADY. uWu Madam, we'll tell ^-^ tawes. +QUEEN. Of sorrow ow of ;;w;; joy? +WADY. Of ^-^ eithew, UwU madam. +QUEEN. Of nyeithew, girl; +For >_> if of joy, ^.^ being ;;w;; awtogethew wanting, +^.^ It xDD doth remember ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ mowe of sorrow; +:33 Ow >_> if of gwief, ^.^ being ;;w;; awtogethew :33 had, +^.^ It adds ^.^ mowe sorrow to x3 my ^.^ want of :33 joy; +For >_> what UwU I uWu have UwU I >_< nyeed nyot to :33 wepeat, +xDD And >_> what UwU I ^.^ want >w< it ÚwÚ boots nyot to OwO compwain. +WADY. uWu Madam, I'll ;;w;; sing. +QUEEN. 'Tis >_> weww' :3 that xDD thou x3 hast cause; +OwO But xDD thou shouwdst uWu pwease ;;w;; me xDD bettew wouldst xDD thou >_> weep. +WADY. UwU I couwd >_> weep, UwU madam, ^.^ wouwd >w< it UwU do xDD you UwU good. +QUEEN. xDD And UwU I couwd ^w^ sing, ^.^ wouwd weeping UwU do ;;w;; me UwU good, +xDD And >_< nyevew :3 bowwow xDD any teaw of thee. + +Entew :3 a GARDENER ÚwÚ and >w< two ^-^ SEWVANTS + +OwO But ;;w;; stay, OwO hewe come x3 the >_> gawdenyews. +:3 Wet's :33 step x3 into x3 the :3 shadow of these trees. +OwO My ^-^ wwetchednyess >w< unto :3 a wow of pins, +^-^ They xDD wiww tawk of state, fow every one xDD doth UwU so +^w^ Against :3 a ÚwÚ change: woe >_> is UwU fowewun with woe. +xDD [QUEEN ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES >_> wetiwe] +GARDENER. ^w^ Go, bind xDD thou x3 up >_< yon >_< dangwing OwO apwicocks, +>_< Which, ^.^ wike ^-^ unwuwy chiwdwen, >_< make uWu theiw >w< siwe +^-^ Stoop with oppwession of uWu theiw prodigal ^w^ weight; +Give x3 some supportance to x3 the x3 bending ^-^ twigs. +Go UwU thou, ÚwÚ and Eke >w< an executioner +Cut x3 off x3 the heads of ^w^ too ÚwÚ fast >_< gwowing spways +:33 That wook ^w^ too wofty uWu in UwU ouw commonweawth: +All ^w^ must be even uWu in UwU ouw >_< guvwnment. +>_> You OwO thus >w< empwoy'd, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go ^.^ woot OwO away +uWu The ^-^ nyoisome UwU weeds which ^-^ without pwofit uWu suck +uWu The >w< soiw's fertility from whowesome fwowews. +SEWVANT. Why >_> shouwd :33 we, uWu in x3 the compass of :3 a pawe, +^w^ Keep law ÚwÚ and >_< fowm ÚwÚ and >_< due proportion, +>w< Showing, >_< as uWu in :3 a >w< modew, UwU ouw >w< fiwm x3 estate, +x3 When UwU ouw ^-^ sea-wawwed gawden, x3 the whole land, +Is full of ^w^ weeds; her >_> faiwest fwowews chok'd up, +:3 Hew ^w^ fwuit trees aww :33 unpwun'd, her x3 hedges ruin'd, +:3 Hew OwO knyots ÚwÚ disowdewed, ÚwÚ and her whowesome >w< hewbs +UwU Swawming with xDD catewpiwwaws? +GARDENER. :33 Howd >w< thy peace. +>w< He :3 that hath ^w^ suffew'd ÚwÚ this disorder'd ^-^ spwing +>_< Hath nyow >_< himsewf >w< met with x3 the faww of ^.^ weaf; +uWu The UwU weeds which :33 his UwU bwoad-spweading >w< weaves uWu did shewtew, +:33 That ^w^ seem'd uWu in uWu eating ^.^ him to howd ^.^ him up, +^w^ Awe ^w^ pwuck'd x3 up ^.^ woot ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ by ^-^ Bowingbwoke- +UwU I >_> mean x3 the ^-^ Eaww of OwO Wiwtshiwe, x3 Bushy, ^w^ Gween. +SEWVANT. What, OwO awe ;;w;; they dead? +GARDENER. ^-^ They >_< awe; ÚwÚ and :3 Bowingbwoke +>_< Hath :3 seiz'd x3 the ^w^ wastefuw ;;w;; King. >_< O, >_> what pity >_> is >w< it +:33 That ^.^ he xDD had nyot UwU so trimm'd ÚwÚ and dwess'd :33 his ÚwÚ wand +;;w;; As ^.^ we ÚwÚ this :33 gawden! We uWu at time of xDD yeaw +Do ;;w;; wound x3 the bawk, x3 the uWu skin of UwU ouw ^w^ fwuit trees, +Lest, ^.^ being over-proud uWu in sap ÚwÚ and bwood, +With ^w^ too much ^w^ wiches >w< it confound >_< itsewf; +xDD Had ^.^ he donye UwU so to great ÚwÚ and >_< gwowing men, +^-^ They ^w^ might uWu have >_> Ev'd to >_> beaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he to >_> taste +^-^ Theiw ÚwÚ fwuits of duty. ^.^ Supewfwuous ^-^ bwanches +We wop away, :3 that :33 beawing ^-^ boughs OwO may ÚwÚ wive; +xDD Had ^.^ he donye >_> so, >_< himsewf xDD had ^.^ home x3 the :3 cwown, +>_< Which uWu waste of idle >_> houws hath quite :33 thwown down. +SEWVANT. What, think xDD you x3 the ^w^ King UwU shaww be deposed? +GARDENER. Depwess'd ^.^ he >_> is already, ÚwÚ and :3 depos'd +'Tis doubt ^.^ he xDD wiww >w< be. >_< Wettews ^-^ came >w< wast >w< nyight +;;w;; To :3 a uWu deaw :33 fwiend of x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke of >w< Yowk's +:33 That tell black UwU tidings. +QUEEN. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am OwO pwess'd to :33 death ^w^ thwough ^.^ want of >_> speaking! +[Coming forward] +Thou, ;;w;; owd :3 Adam's likeness, uWu set to :3 dwess ÚwÚ this gawden, +How x3 dawes >w< thy UwU hawsh wude >_> tongue >_> sound ÚwÚ this ;;w;; unpweasing nyews? +>_> What Eve, >_> what sewpent, hath uWu suggested x3 the +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a second faww of uWu cuwsed man? +Why dost xDD thou >_> say ^w^ King Richard >_> is :3 depos'd? +uWu Daw'st UwU thou, xDD thou xDD wittwe xDD bettew ^.^ thing than earth, +Divine :33 his downfaww? Say, where, xDD when, ÚwÚ and how, +Cam'st xDD thou ^.^ by ÚwÚ this :33 iww x3 tidings? ÚwÚ Speak, xDD thou >_> wwetch. +GARDENER. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 madam; xDD wittwe joy uWu have +;;w;; To ;;w;; bweathe ÚwÚ this nyews; yet >_> what UwU I >_> say >_> is true. +^w^ King ^.^ Wichawd, ^.^ he >_> is uWu in x3 the ^-^ mighty howd +Of ^.^ Bowingbwoke. ^-^ Theiw fowtunyes both OwO awe weigh'd. +^w^ In x3 youw UwU wowd's scale >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but himsewf, +xDD And x3 some x3 few vanities :3 that >_< make ^.^ him >_> wight; +OwO But uWu in x3 the ^w^ bawance of great ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, +Besides himsewf, OwO awe aww x3 the :3 Engwish ^-^ peews, +xDD And with :3 that ^w^ odds ^.^ he :3 weighs ^w^ King Richard down. +:33 Post xDD you to Wondon, ÚwÚ and xDD you xDD wiww find >w< it so; +UwU I speak nyo ^.^ mowe than every one xDD doth :33 knyow. +QUEEN. Nimble uWu mischance, :3 that awt UwU so >w< wight of xDD foot, +^-^ Doth nyot >w< thy :3 embassage OwO bewong to uWu me, +xDD And ^w^ am UwU I >w< wast :3 that xDD knyows :33 it? >_< O, xDD thou >_> thinkest +;;w;; To serve ;;w;; me last, :3 that UwU I OwO may xDD wongest >_< keep +x3 Thy sorrow uWu in x3 my UwU bweast. ^.^ Come, x3 wadies, OwO go +;;w;; To :3 meet uWu at ;;w;; Wondon London's ^w^ King uWu in woe. +What, UwU was UwU I bown to uWu this, :3 that x3 my >_> sad wook +Should xDD gwace x3 the twiumph of great Bolingbroke? +;;w;; Gawd'nyew, fow :3 tewwing ;;w;; me these nyews of woe, +>_> Pway ^w^ God x3 the x3 pwants xDD thou >_< gwaft'st OwO may >_< nyevew grow! +Exeunt >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES +GARDENER. OwO Poow :3 Queen, UwU so :3 that >w< thy >w< state ^w^ might be nyo ^-^ wowse, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my :3 skiww :3 wewe x3 subject to >w< thy cuwse. +:3 Hewe uWu did ^.^ she faww :3 a >_< teaw; OwO hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 pwace +I'll uWu set :3 a ^.^ bank of uWu wue, :3 souw OwO hewb of grace. +x3 Wue, even fow ^-^ wuth, OwO hewe x3 showtwy UwU shaww be uWu seen, +^w^ In x3 the wemembwance of :3 a weeping >w< queen. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +^-^ Westminstew Haww + +OwO Entew, >_< as to x3 the Pawwiament, BOLINGBROKE, AUMEWWE, OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ^w^ PEWCY, +FITZWATER, uWu SUWWEY, x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE, x3 the ABBOT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; WESTMINSTEW, +ÚwÚ and :3 othews; HERALD, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ BAGOT + +BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; Caww fowth >_> Bagot. +>_> Nyow, ;;w;; Bagot, freely speak >w< thy uWu mind- +>_> What xDD thou dost ^.^ knyow of x3 nyobwe :3 Gwoucestew's ÚwÚ death; +Who ;;w;; wwought >w< it with x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and who pewfowm'd +uWu The bwoody ^.^ office of :33 his timewess OwO end. +;;w;; BAGOT. UwU Then uWu set >w< befowe x3 my OwO face x3 the Lord ^.^ Aumewwe. +BOLINGBROKE. Cousin, stand ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and wook ;;w;; upon :3 that man. +;;w;; BAGOT. OwO My Lord xDD Aumewwe, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw daring >_> tongue +UwU Scowns to ^.^ unsay >_> what >_> once >w< it hath :33 dewivew'd. +^w^ In :3 that >_< dead time when :3 Gwoucestew's :33 death UwU was ^-^ pwotted +UwU I heard xDD you >_> say 'Is nyot x3 my awm of ÚwÚ wength, +:33 That :33 weacheth from x3 the OwO westfuw :3 Engwish UwU Couwt +;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as OwO Cawais, to >_< minye ^-^ uncwe's ;;w;; head?' +^-^ Amongst much othew tawk :3 that xDD vewy time +UwU I heard xDD you >_> say :3 that xDD you xDD had rather refuse +uWu The offer of >w< an :3 hundwed thousand :3 cwowns +Than uWu Bowingbwoke's ^-^ wetuwn to x3 Engwand; +ÚwÚ Adding withaw, >w< how bwest ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand ^.^ wouwd be +^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 youw uWu cousin's death. +AUMERLE. Pwinces, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe wowds, +>_> What answew UwU shaww UwU I >_< make to ÚwÚ this UwU base man? +Shall UwU I UwU so much x3 dishonyouw x3 my >w< faiw stars +On equal terms to UwU give ^.^ him :3 chastisement? +^-^ Eithew UwU I ;;w;; must, ow uWu have >_< minye honour ^.^ soiw'd +With x3 the >_> attaindew of :33 his slanderous x3 wips. +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 my ^.^ gage, x3 the manual UwU seaw of :33 death +:33 That >w< mawks uWu thee x3 out fow uWu heww. UwU I >_> say xDD thou liest, +xDD And xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain >_> what xDD thou x3 hast uWu said >_> is UwU fawse +^w^ In >w< thy ;;w;; heawt-bwood, ^w^ thwough ^.^ being aww ^w^ too UwU base +;;w;; To stain x3 the xDD tempew of x3 my knyightwy ^-^ swowd. +BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; Bagot, >_< fowbeaw; xDD thou shalt nyot OwO take >w< it :33 up. +AUMERLE. >_< Excepting one, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 the best +^w^ In aww ÚwÚ this x3 pwesence :3 that hath x3 mov'd ;;w;; me :3 so. +FITZWATER. ;;w;; If :3 that >w< thy valour stand on :33 sympathy, +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 my ^.^ gage, xDD Aumewwe, uWu in >w< gage to ÚwÚ thinye. +^-^ By :3 that >w< faiw sun which >_< shows ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD thou :3 stand'st, +UwU I heard uWu thee say, ÚwÚ and vauntingwy xDD thou spak'st :33 it, +:33 That xDD thou OwO wewt cause of x3 nyobwe :3 Gwoucestew's death. +;;w;; If xDD thou xDD denyiest >w< it ÚwÚ twenty xDD times, xDD thou ^w^ wiest; +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww turn >w< thy UwU fawsehood to >w< thy uWu heawt, +Whewe >w< it UwU was forged, with x3 my ÚwÚ wapiew's point. +AUMERLE. ^.^ Thou ^w^ daw'st >_> nyot, xDD cowawd, ^w^ wive to >_> see :3 that x3 day. +FITZWATER. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe ÚwÚ this hour. +AUMERLE. ^-^ Fitzwatew, xDD thou awt damn'd to heww fow UwU this. +^-^ PEWCY. xDD Aumewwe, xDD thou ^w^ wiest; :33 his honour >_> is >_< as true +^w^ In ÚwÚ this appeaw >_< as xDD thou awt >w< an x3 unjust; +xDD And :3 that xDD thou awt >_> so, there UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 my ^.^ gage, +;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv >w< it on uWu thee to x3 the extremest :33 point +Of >w< mowtaw :3 bweathing. >_> Seize :33 it, >_> if xDD thou dar'st. +AUMERLE. ^-^ An >_> if UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, OwO may x3 my ^.^ hands uWu wot of +xDD And >_< nyevew bwandish ^.^ mowe UwU wevengefuw steew +Over x3 the gwittewing hewmet of x3 my >_> foe! +ANyOTHEW WOWD. UwU I :3 task x3 the ^.^ eawth to x3 the :3 wike, ;;w;; fowswown :33 Aumewwe; +xDD And ^w^ spuw uWu thee on with xDD fun >_< as UwU many wies +;;w;; As OwO may be halloa'd uWu in >w< thy treacherous ear +Fwom sun to OwO sun. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my x3 honyouw's xDD pawn; +>_< Engage >w< it to x3 the OwO twiaw, >_> if xDD thou ^.^ dawest. +AUMERLE. Who :33 sets ;;w;; me else? ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll ^-^ thwow uWu at :33 aww! +UwU I uWu have :3 a thousand ;;w;; spiwits uWu in one breast +;;w;; To answew ÚwÚ twenty thousand xDD such >_< as OwO you. +SUWWEY. OwO My Lord ^-^ Fitzwatew, UwU I UwU do remember weww +uWu The xDD vewy time :3 Aumewwe ÚwÚ and xDD you uWu did ^-^ tawk. +FITZWATER. 'Tis xDD vewy true; xDD you :3 wewe uWu in x3 pwesence >w< then, +xDD And xDD you ^.^ can >_> witnyess with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this >_> is true. +SUWWEY. ;;w;; As :3 fawse, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, >_< as heaven itsewf >_> is true. +FITZWATER. uWu Suwwey, xDD thou liest. +SUWWEY. Dishonourable ^.^ boy! +:33 That >_< wie UwU shaww >_< wie UwU so x3 heavy on x3 my xDD swowd +:33 That >w< it UwU shaww render UwU vengeance ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge +Tiww xDD thou x3 the lie-giver ÚwÚ and :3 that >_< wie UwU do ^.^ he +^w^ In ^.^ eawth >_< as :33 quiet >_< as >w< thy father's OwO skuww. +^w^ In xDD pwoof UwU wheweof, there >_> is x3 my x3 honyouw's xDD pawn; +>_< Engage >w< it to x3 the OwO twiaw, >_> if xDD thou dar'st. +FITZWATER. How fondwy dost xDD thou ^w^ spuw :3 a forward UwU howse! +;;w;; If UwU I dawe uWu eat, ow dwink, ow ^w^ bweathe, ow x3 wive, +UwU I dawe :3 meet Surrey uWu in :3 a xDD wiwdewnyess, +xDD And spit ;;w;; upon ^.^ him whiwst UwU I >_> say ^.^ he lies, +xDD And lies, ÚwÚ and uWu wies. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my :3 bond of ^w^ faith, +;;w;; To :33 tie uWu thee to x3 my >w< stwong :3 cowwection. +;;w;; As UwU I intend to x3 thwive uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 nyew ^w^ wowwd, +:3 Aumewwe >_> is guiwty of x3 my true :3 appeaw. +:33 Besides, UwU I heard x3 the banyish'd Norfolk >_> say +:33 That UwU thou, xDD Aumewwe, :33 didst >_> send >w< two of >w< thy ;;w;; men +;;w;; To :33 execute x3 the x3 nyobwe >w< Duke uWu at Cawais. +AUMERLE. ;;w;; Some xDD honyest Christian :33 twust ;;w;; me with :3 a >w< gage +:33 That Norfolk uWu wies. :3 Hewe UwU do UwU I ^-^ thwow down uWu this, +;;w;; If ^.^ he OwO may be :33 wepeaw'd to >_> twy :33 his honyouw. +BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; These ÚwÚ diffewences UwU shaww aww xDD west :33 undew >w< gage +Tiww Norfolk be x3 wepeaw'd-wepeaw'd ^.^ he UwU shaww be +^.^ And, ^w^ though >_< minye enyemy, :33 westow'd again +;;w;; To aww :33 his ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and :3 signyowies. x3 When ^.^ he >_> is :3 wetuwn'd, +^w^ Against :3 Aumewwe ^.^ we xDD wiww enforce :33 his trial. +>_> CAWWISWE. :33 That ^.^ honyouwabwe day UwU shaww >_< nyevew be ÚwÚ seen. +xDD Many :3 a time hath banyish'd Norfolk ÚwÚ fought +For >_< Jesu ^-^ Chwist uWu in glorious Christian >_> fiewd, +Stweaming x3 the ensign of x3 the Christian OwO cwoss +^w^ Against black >_> pagans, Tuwks, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Sawacens; +^.^ And, toil'd with wowks of waw, >_> wetiw'd >_< himsewf +;;w;; To >w< Itawy; ÚwÚ and thewe, uWu at >_> Venyice, uWu gave +ÚwÚ His >w< body to :3 that >_> pweasant >_> countwy's earth, +xDD And :33 his puwe :3 souw >w< unto :33 his ;;w;; captain, Christ, +;;w;; Undew x3 whose cowouws ^.^ he xDD had ÚwÚ fought UwU so wong. +BOLINGBROKE. Why, ^.^ Bishop, >_> is Norfolk dead? +>_> CAWWISWE. ;;w;; As x3 suwewy >_< as UwU I x3 wive, x3 my OwO wowd. +BOLINGBROKE. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu peace ÚwÚ conduct :33 his x3 sweet :3 souw to x3 the ^w^ bosom +Of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^.^ Abwaham! Lords OwO appewwants, +uWu Youw ÚwÚ diffewences UwU shaww aww xDD west :33 undew >w< gage +Tiww ^.^ we assign xDD you to x3 youw OwO days of uWu twiaw + +Entew YORK, ^w^ attended + +:3 YOWK. UwU Gweat >w< Duke of Lancaster, UwU I come to x3 the +Fwom ^.^ pwume-pwuck'd ^.^ Wichawd, who with ^.^ wiwwing :3 souw +Adopts uWu thee heiw, ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD high sceptre yiewds +;;w;; To x3 the >w< possession of >w< thy royal >w< hand. +:3 Ascend :33 his throne, ^w^ descending nyow from uWu him- +xDD And ^-^ wong ^w^ wive Henry, :3 fouwth of :3 that xDD nyame! +BOLINGBROKE. ^w^ In >_> God's :33 nyame, I'll >_> ascend x3 the xDD wegaw thwonye. +>_> CAWWISWE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ God fowbid! +UwU Wowst uWu in ÚwÚ this royal x3 pwesence OwO may UwU I :3 speak, +ÚwÚ Yet best x3 beseeming ;;w;; me to speak x3 the truth. +Wouwd ^w^ God :3 that xDD any uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe x3 pwesence +^.^ Wewe enough x3 nyobwe to be ^w^ upwight OwO judge +Of x3 nyobwe Richard! UwU Then true noblesse ^.^ wouwd +;;w;; Weawn ^.^ him ÚwÚ fowbeawance from UwU so fouw :3 a wrong. +>_> What x3 subject ^.^ can UwU give :33 sentence on :33 his UwU king? +xDD And who >_> sits OwO hewe :3 that >_> is nyot >w< Wichawd's >w< subject? +Thieves OwO awe nyot xDD judg'd >_> but ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ by to heaw, +Awthough apparent guilt be :3 seen uWu in OwO them; +xDD And UwU shaww x3 the xDD figuwe of >_> God's ^.^ majesty, +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; captain, x3 stewawd, OwO deputy ÚwÚ ewect, +>w< Anyointed, >w< cwownyed, ^-^ pwanted UwU many years, +^w^ Be xDD judg'd ^.^ by x3 subject ÚwÚ and :33 infewiow :33 bweath, +xDD And ^.^ he >_< himsewf nyot pwesent? >_< O, xDD fowfend :33 it, :33 God, +:33 That uWu in :3 a Christian x3 cwimate >w< souws uWu wefin'd +Should x3 show UwU so uWu heinyous, black, ^w^ obscenye :3 a >w< deed! +UwU I speak to xDD subjects, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 subject speaks, +:33 Stiww'd x3 up ^.^ by :33 God, OwO thus OwO bowdwy fow :33 his king. +OwO My Lord of Hewefowd UwU hewe, ÚwÚ whom xDD you caww OwO king, +Is :3 a fouw traitor to OwO pwoud >w< Hewefowd's uWu king; +xDD And >_> if xDD you >_< cwown :3 him, wet ;;w;; me prophesy- +uWu The :3 bwood of :3 Engwish UwU shaww manure x3 the ground, +xDD And ÚwÚ futuwe uWu ages gwoan fow ÚwÚ this fouw ÚwÚ act; +:3 Peace UwU shaww OwO go :33 sweep with Turks ÚwÚ and infidews, +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu seat of uWu peace :33 tumuwtuous UwU waws +Shall ^-^ kin with ^-^ kin ÚwÚ and uWu kind with uWu kind confound; +>_< Disowdew, howwow, ;;w;; feaw, ÚwÚ and mutiny, +Shall OwO hewe >_> inhabit, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand be ^w^ caww'd +uWu The field of Golgotha ÚwÚ and >_< dead men's :33 skuwws. +>_< O, >_> if xDD you >w< waise ÚwÚ this ;;w;; house OwO against ÚwÚ this house, +^.^ It xDD wiww x3 the ^w^ woefuwwest OwO division ^-^ pwuv +:33 That OwO evew UwU feww ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this uWu cuwsed ;;w;; eawth. +Prevent :33 it, :3 wesist :33 it, wet >w< it nyot be >_> so, +Lest child, chiwd's chiwdwen, cwy OwO against xDD you woe. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Weww uWu have xDD you x3 awgued, siw; x3 and, fow x3 youw pains, +Of >w< capitaw UwU tweason ^.^ we ;;w;; awwest xDD you hewe. +OwO My Lord of Westminstew, be >w< it x3 youw :3 chawge +;;w;; To >_< keep ^.^ him >w< safewy >w< tiww :33 his day of trial. +^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, wowds, to gwant x3 the OwO commons' suit? +BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Fetch ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ Wichawd, :3 that uWu in ^w^ common x3 view +>w< He OwO may surrender; UwU so ^.^ we UwU shaww proceed +Without suspicion. +:3 YOWK. UwU I xDD wiww be :33 his x3 conduct. uWu Exit +BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; Wowds, xDD you :3 that OwO hewe OwO awe :33 undew UwU ouw x3 awwest, +Procure x3 youw suweties fow x3 youw OwO days of answer. +>_< Wittwe OwO awe ^.^ we beholding to x3 youw xDD wuv, +xDD And xDD wittwe >_> wook'd fow uWu at x3 youw ;;w;; hewping ^w^ hands. + +^.^ We-entew YORK, with ;;w;; KING WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS +:33 beawing x3 the ^-^ wegawia + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Awack, >w< why ^w^ am UwU I sent fow to :3 a OwO king, +^.^ Befowe UwU I uWu have >_> shook x3 off x3 the xDD wegaw >_< thoughts +Wherewith UwU I x3 weign'd? UwU I hardly yet uWu have weawn'd +;;w;; To >_< insinyuate, fwattew, UwU bow, ÚwÚ and >w< bend x3 my uWu knyee. +Give sorrow OwO weave ^-^ awhiwe to ;;w;; tutow ;;w;; me +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this ;;w;; submission. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I weww remember +uWu The ;;w;; favouws of these ^.^ men. ^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they nyot mine? +Did ;;w;; they nyot ÚwÚ sometime cwy 'All haiw!' to me? +^w^ So :3 Judas uWu did to Christ; >_> but xDD he, uWu in twewve, +x3 Found uWu twuth uWu in aww >_> but onye; I, uWu in >_< twewve ;;w;; thousand, none. +^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! Will nyo x3 man >_> say uWu amen? +^w^ Am UwU I both priest ÚwÚ and >_< cwewk? Weww >w< then, amen. +^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! awthough UwU I be nyot he; +xDD And ^w^ yet, >w< amen, >_> if heaven UwU do think ^.^ him x3 me. +;;w;; To UwU do >_> what OwO sewvice ^w^ am UwU I sent fow uWu hithew? +:3 YOWK. ;;w;; To UwU do :3 that ^.^ office of ^.^ thinye UwU own ÚwÚ good xDD wiww +>_< Which ^w^ tiwed ^.^ majesty uWu did >_< make uWu thee offer- +uWu The :3 wesignyation of >w< thy >w< state ÚwÚ and >_< cwown +;;w;; To Henwy ^.^ Bowingbwoke. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Give ;;w;; me x3 the crown. Here, OwO cousin, x3 seize x3 the crown. +Here, OwO cousin, +On ÚwÚ this x3 side x3 my uWu hand, ÚwÚ and on :3 that x3 side ÚwÚ thinye. +Now >_> is ÚwÚ this golden >_< cwown ^.^ wike :3 a >_> deep weww +:33 That >_> owes >w< two ;;w;; buckets, filling one another; +uWu The emptier OwO evew UwU dancing uWu in x3 the air, +uWu The othew ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ unseen, ÚwÚ and full of >_> watew. +:33 That ^-^ bucket down ÚwÚ and xDD fun of tears ^w^ am I, +Dwinking x3 my ^.^ gwiefs, whiwst xDD you ^-^ mount x3 up on xDD high. +BOLINGBROKE. UwU I xDD thought xDD you xDD had :33 been ^.^ wiwwing to resign. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO My >_< cwown UwU I am; >_> but still x3 my griefs OwO awe ^w^ minye. +>_> You OwO may x3 my :33 gwowies ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< state >_< depose, +OwO But nyot x3 my OwO gwiefs; still ^w^ am UwU I x3 king of x3 those. +BOLINGBROKE. Pawt of x3 youw ÚwÚ cawes xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me with x3 youw crown. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Youw ÚwÚ cawes uWu set x3 up UwU do nyot pluck x3 my ÚwÚ cawes down. +OwO My :3 cawe >_> is ^-^ woss of care, ^.^ by ;;w;; owd :3 cawe donye; +uWu Youw :3 cawe >_> is ^.^ gain of care, ^.^ by x3 nyew :3 cawe uWu won. +uWu The ÚwÚ cawes UwU I UwU give UwU I have, ^w^ though UwU given :3 away; +^-^ They tend x3 the :3 cwown, yet still with ;;w;; me ;;w;; they >_< stay. +BOLINGBROKE. ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU contented to resign x3 the crown? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, ^.^ nyo; no, ^-^ ay; fow UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyothing be; +Therefore nyo no, fow UwU I resign to thee. +Now mark ;;w;; me >w< how UwU I xDD wiww undo myself: +UwU I UwU give ÚwÚ this x3 heavy >_> weight from x3 off x3 my head, +xDD And ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ unwiewdy sceptre from x3 my uWu hand, +uWu The >_< pwide of >_> kingwy xDD sway from x3 out x3 my heawt; +With >_< minye UwU own tears UwU I >_< wash OwO away x3 my balm, +With >_< minye UwU own ^.^ hands UwU I UwU give OwO away x3 my :3 cwown, +With >_< minye UwU own >_> tongue UwU deny x3 my uWu sacwed state, +With >_< minye UwU own UwU bweath wewease aww duteous :3 oaths; +All pomp ÚwÚ and ^.^ majesty UwU I UwU do ;;w;; fowsweaw; +OwO My x3 manyows, UwU wents, :33 wevenyues, UwU I >_> fowgo; +OwO My ;;w;; acts, decwees, ÚwÚ and xDD statutes, UwU I deny. +^w^ God UwU pawdon aww >w< oaths :3 that OwO awe broke to me! +^w^ God >_< keep aww x3 vows >_> unbwoke OwO awe UwU made to uWu thee! +^-^ Make uWu me, :3 that >_< nyothing have, with >_< nyothing griev'd, +xDD And xDD thou with aww >_< pweas'd, :3 that x3 hast >w< an achiev'd. +OwO Wong uWu mayst xDD thou ^w^ wive uWu in >w< Wichawd's uWu seat to ^.^ sit, +xDD And >w< soon >_< wie Richard uWu in >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy OwO pit. +^w^ God :3 save ^w^ King Henry, ^w^ unking'd Richard says, +xDD And >_> send ^.^ him UwU many years of OwO sunshinye :33 days! +>_> What ^.^ mowe UwU wemains? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. No mowe; >_> but :3 that xDD you ^w^ wead +;;w;; These >_> accusations, ÚwÚ and these ;;w;; gwievous crimes +Committed ^.^ by x3 youw ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ fowwowews +^w^ Against x3 the >w< state ÚwÚ and pwofit of ÚwÚ this land; +^.^ That, ^.^ by confessing ÚwÚ them, x3 the >w< souws of ;;w;; men +^-^ May >w< deem :3 that xDD you OwO awe ^-^ wowthiwy depos'd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Must UwU I UwU do so? xDD And ^w^ must UwU I wavew x3 out +OwO My ^.^ weav'd-up UwU fowwies? ^w^ Gentwe >_> Nyowthumbewwand, +;;w;; If >w< thy :3 offences :3 wewe ;;w;; upon record, +Wouwd >w< it nyot ^-^ shame uWu thee uWu in UwU so >w< faiw :3 a troop +;;w;; To ^w^ wead :3 a ^-^ wectuwe of them? ;;w;; If xDD thou wouldst, +>_> Thewe shouwdst xDD thou find one ;;w;; heinyous x3 awticwe, +Containing x3 the >_< deposing of :3 a x3 king +xDD And cwacking x3 the >w< stwong :33 wawwant of >w< an ;;w;; oath, +>_< Mawk'd with :3 a ^.^ bwot, damn'd uWu in x3 the ^w^ book of UwU heaven. +Nyay, aww of xDD you :3 that stand ÚwÚ and wook ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me +Whilst :3 that x3 my ^-^ wwetchednyess xDD doth x3 bait myself, +;;w;; Though x3 some of UwU you, with OwO Piwate, >_< wash x3 youw ^.^ hands, +^.^ Showing >w< an :33 outwawd ;;w;; pity-yet xDD you ÚwÚ Piwates +:3 Have OwO hewe :33 dewivew'd ;;w;; me to x3 my :3 souw cwoss, +xDD And UwU watew ;;w;; cannyot >_< wash OwO away x3 youw >_< sin. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD dispatch; ^w^ wead ^-^ o'ew these +>w< awticwes. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Mine eyes OwO awe full of teaws; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ see. +xDD And yet ^-^ sawt UwU watew ^-^ bwinds them nyot UwU so much +OwO But ;;w;; they ^.^ can >_> see :3 a ;;w;; sowt of traitors hewe. +Nyay, >_> if UwU I turn >_< minye eyes ;;w;; upon myself, +UwU I find mysewf :3 a traitor with x3 the rest; +For UwU I uWu have UwU given OwO hewe x3 my x3 souw's >_< consent +:33 T'undeck x3 the xDD pompous >w< body of :3 a uWu king; +Made :3 gwowy base, ÚwÚ and UwU suvweignty :3 a :33 swave, +Pwoud ^.^ majesty :3 a uWu subject, >w< state :3 a >_< peasant. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My wowd- +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. No ;;w;; wowd of xDD thinye, xDD thou ^-^ haught >_< insuwting ^w^ man, +x3 Nyow nyo :33 man's wowd; UwU I uWu have nyo :33 nyame, nyo >_< tide- +:3 Nyo, nyot :3 that xDD nyame UwU was UwU given ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the >w< font- +OwO But UwU 'tis OwO usuwp'd. Alack x3 the x3 heavy ^-^ day, +:33 That UwU I uWu have wown UwU so UwU many >w< wintews ^.^ out, +xDD And ^.^ knyow nyot nyow >_> what xDD nyame to caww mysewf! +x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a mockewy x3 king of ;;w;; snyow, +^w^ Standing >w< befowe x3 the sun of :3 Bowingbwoke +;;w;; To :3 mewt mysewf OwO away uWu in UwU watew drops! +^-^ Good OwO king, great OwO king, ÚwÚ and yet nyot OwO gweatwy UwU good, +^-^ An >_> if x3 my ;;w;; wowd be sterling yet uWu in England, +Let >w< it ÚwÚ command :3 a mirror ÚwÚ hithew stwaight, +:33 That >w< it OwO may x3 show ;;w;; me >_> what :3 a OwO face UwU I uWu have +Since >w< it >_> is >w< bankwupt of :33 his :33 majesty. +BOLINGBROKE. Go x3 some of xDD you ÚwÚ and :3 fetch :3 a >w< wooking-gwass. +uWu Exit >w< an x3 attendant +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Wead ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ this paper OwO whiwe x3 the gwass xDD doth x3 come. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< Fiend, xDD thou torments ;;w;; me ere UwU I come to uWu heww. +BOLINGBROKE. Uwge >w< it nyo >_> mowe, x3 my Lord >_< Nyowthumbewwand. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu The Commons xDD wiww >_> nyot, >w< then, be xDD satisfied. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ They UwU shaww be xDD satisfied. I'll ^w^ wead UwU enyough, +x3 When UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ book ÚwÚ indeed +Whewe aww x3 my :3 sins OwO awe ;;w;; wwit, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's :3 mysewf. + +^.^ We-entew x3 attendant with gwass + +Give ;;w;; me :3 that gwass, ÚwÚ and thewein xDD wiww UwU I wead. +No deeper ^.^ wwinkwes :33 yet? >_< Hath sorrow >w< stwuck +^w^ So UwU many ^w^ bwows ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this OwO face of >_< minye +xDD And UwU made nyo deeper ÚwÚ wounds? x3 O >_> fwatt'wing gwass, +Wike to x3 my ÚwÚ fowwowews uWu in prosperity, +^.^ Thou dost beguile me! Was ÚwÚ this OwO face x3 the OwO face +:33 That every day :33 undew :33 his :33 househowd ÚwÚ woof +Did >_< keep ;;w;; ten thousand men? Was ÚwÚ this x3 the OwO face +:33 That ^.^ wike x3 the sun uWu did >_< make x3 behowdews uWu wink? +Is ÚwÚ this x3 the OwO face which fac'd UwU so UwU many follies +:33 That UwU was uWu at >w< wast out-fac'd ^.^ by Bolingbroke? +^-^ A bwittwe :3 gwowy shineth uWu in ÚwÚ this face; +;;w;; As bwittwe >_< as x3 the :3 gwowy >_> is x3 the face; +>_> [Dashes x3 the gwass OwO against x3 the ground] +For there >w< it ;;w;; is, >_< cwack'd uWu in :3 a :3 hundwed x3 shivews. +;;w;; Mawk, silent OwO king, x3 the :3 mowaw of ÚwÚ this ^-^ spowt- +How >w< soon x3 my sorrow hath >w< destwoy'd x3 my ;;w;; face. +BOLINGBROKE. uWu The :3 shadow of x3 youw sorrow hath >w< destwoy'd +uWu The :3 shadow of x3 youw ;;w;; face. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Say :3 that ;;w;; again. +uWu The :3 shadow of x3 my uWu sowwow? uWu Ha! >_> wet's ^-^ see. +'Tis xDD vewy >_> twue: x3 my grief wies aww xDD within; +xDD And these ÚwÚ extewnyaw ^w^ mannyew of ^.^ waments +^w^ Awe mewewy ^-^ shadows to x3 the unseen grief +:33 That ^-^ swewws with :3 siwence uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ towtuw'd ^-^ souw. +>_> Thewe wies x3 the xDD substance; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, OwO king, +For >w< thy great x3 bounty, :3 that nyot >w< onwy OwO giv'st +x3 Me cause to ^.^ waiw, >_> but >_> teachest ;;w;; me x3 the uWu way +How to wament x3 the OwO cause. I'll ÚwÚ beg one ÚwÚ boon, +xDD And xDD then be >_> gonye ÚwÚ and >_> twoubwe xDD you nyo more. +Shall UwU I UwU obtain :33 it? +BOLINGBROKE. Nyame :33 it, >w< faiw :33 cousin. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Faiw x3 cousin! UwU I ^w^ am :33 gweatew than :3 a uWu king; +For when UwU I UwU was :3 a OwO king, x3 my uWu fwattewews +^.^ Wewe xDD then >_> but UwU subjects; ^.^ being nyow :3 a uWu subject, +UwU I uWu have :3 a x3 king OwO hewe to x3 my flatterer. +uWu Being UwU so ^.^ gweat, UwU I uWu have nyo >_< nyeed to ;;w;; beg. +BOLINGBROKE. ÚwÚ Yet xDD ask. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And UwU shaww UwU I have? +BOLINGBROKE. >_> You >_< shaww. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ÚwÚ go. +BOLINGBROKE. ^.^ Whithew? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Whithew xDD you :33 wiww, UwU so UwU I :3 wewe from x3 youw :3 sights. +BOLINGBROKE. ^w^ Go, x3 some of xDD you :33 convey ^.^ him to x3 the Towew. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< O, >w< good! OwO Convey! ÚwÚ Conveyews OwO awe xDD you all, +:33 That rise OwO thus x3 nyimbwy ^.^ by :3 a true >_< king's UwU faww. +Exeunt ;;w;; KING WICHAWD, x3 some Lords ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 Guawd +BOLINGBROKE. On >w< Wednyesday :3 nyext ^.^ we OwO sowemnwy uWu set down +Our x3 cowonyation. ;;w;; Wowds, >_> pwepawe youwsewves. +Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the ABBOT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; WESTMINSTEW, x3 the +xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE, ÚwÚ and ^.^ AUMEWWE +:3 ABBOT. ^-^ A ^.^ woefuw pageant uWu have ^.^ we OwO hewe ;;w;; behewd. +>_> CAWWISWE. uWu The ÚwÚ woe's to >_< come; x3 the x3 chiwdwen yet xDD unbown +Shall x3 feew ÚwÚ this day >_< as ^-^ shawp to them >_< as x3 thown. +AUMERLE. >_> You >w< howy OwO cwewgymen, >_> is there nyo :3 pwot +;;w;; To x3 wid x3 the weawm of ÚwÚ this pewnyicious bwot? +:3 ABBOT. OwO My uWu wowd, +^.^ Befowe UwU I freely speak x3 my ^-^ mind herein, +>_> You UwU shaww nyot >w< onwy OwO take x3 the sacwament +;;w;; To ^.^ buwy >_< minye >w< intents, >_> but awso to ^w^ effect +Whatevew UwU I UwU shaww :33 happen to devise. +UwU I >_> see x3 youw ^w^ bwows OwO awe full of ÚwÚ discontent, +uWu Youw heawts of >_> sowwow, ÚwÚ and x3 youw eyes of >w< teaws. +:3 Come ^.^ home with ;;w;; me to supper; UwU I xDD wiww uWu way +^-^ A :3 pwot UwU shaww x3 show >_> us aww :3 a ^.^ mewwy x3 day. 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This uWu way x3 the ^w^ King xDD wiww >_< come; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the uWu way +;;w;; To Julius Caesar's iww-ewected tower, +;;w;; To x3 whose OwO fwint ^w^ bosom x3 my condemnyed ;;w;; wowd +Is OwO doom'd :3 a ÚwÚ pwisonyew ^.^ by OwO pwoud ^.^ Bowingbwoke. +:3 Hewe wet >_> us ^-^ west, >_> if ÚwÚ this webewwious ^.^ eawth +:3 Have xDD any resting fow her true >_< King's >w< queen. + +Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and x3 Guawd + +OwO But OwO soft, >_> but see, ow rather UwU do nyot see, +OwO My >w< faiw wose wither. ÚwÚ Yet wook up, behowd, +:33 That xDD you uWu in pity OwO may >_< dissowve to ;;w;; dew, +xDD And >_< wash ^.^ him >w< fwesh again with :3 twue-wuv >w< teaws. +xDD Ah, UwU thou, x3 the :33 modew :3 whewe ;;w;; owd Twoy uWu did xDD stand; +^.^ Thou ^.^ map of honyouw, xDD thou ^w^ King >w< Wichawd's ;;w;; tomb, +xDD And nyot ^w^ King ;;w;; Wichawd; xDD thou UwU most beauteous inn, +Why >_> shouwd hard-favour'd grief be ^w^ wodg'd uWu in ÚwÚ thee, +x3 When twiumph >_> is :33 become >w< an uWu awehouse OwO guest? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Join nyot with gwief, >w< faiw ^w^ woman, UwU do nyot >_> so, +;;w;; To >_< make x3 my >w< end ^w^ too >w< sudden. Learn, ÚwÚ good x3 souw, +;;w;; To think UwU ouw xDD fowmew >w< state :3 a ^w^ happy dream; +Fwom which uWu awak'd, x3 the uWu twuth of >_> what ^.^ we OwO awe +uWu Shows >_> us >_> but :33 this: UwU I ^w^ am sworn brother, sweet, +;;w;; To gwim Necessity; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ and +Will >_< keep :3 a :33 weague >w< tiww death. Hie uWu thee to >_< Fwance, +xDD And >w< cwoistew uWu thee uWu in x3 some religious ÚwÚ house. +Our >w< howy ;;w;; wives ^w^ must x3 win :3 a x3 nyew OwO wowwd's :3 cwown, +>_< Which UwU ouw uWu pwofanye >_> houws OwO hewe uWu have :33 thwown down. +QUEEN. What, >_> is x3 my Richard both uWu in xDD shape ÚwÚ and ^-^ mind +^.^ Twansfowm'd ÚwÚ and weak'nyed? >_< Hath :3 Bowingbwoke :3 depos'd +OwO Thinye uWu intewwect? >_< Hath ^.^ he :33 been uWu in >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt? +uWu The wion dying thwusteth fowth :33 his OwO paw +xDD And wounds x3 the earth, >_> if >_< nyothing else, with xDD wage +;;w;; To be ÚwÚ o'ewpow'w'd; ÚwÚ and wiwt UwU thou, x3 pupiw-wike, +^.^ Take x3 the correction ÚwÚ miwdwy, :3 kiss x3 the ;;w;; wod, +xDD And ^-^ fawn on xDD wage with UwU base humility, +>_< Which awt :3 a wion ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 king of ^-^ beasts? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ A x3 king of xDD beasts, ^w^ indeed! ;;w;; If ^.^ aught >_> but xDD beasts, +UwU I xDD had :33 been still :3 a ^w^ happy x3 king of ^.^ men. +^-^ Good x3 sometimes queen, >_> pwepawe uWu thee >w< hence fow Fwance. +^w^ Think UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead, ÚwÚ and :3 that even OwO hewe xDD thou OwO takest, +;;w;; As from x3 my ^-^ death-bed, >w< thy >w< wast UwU wiving >_< weave. +^w^ In winter's tedious :33 nyights sit ^.^ by x3 the fire +With ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd >_< fowks, ÚwÚ and wet them tell uWu thee ;;w;; tawes +Of ^.^ woefuw uWu ages ^-^ wong ^w^ ago betid; +xDD And ere xDD thou bid ÚwÚ good night, to ^.^ quit uWu theiw griefs +Teww xDD thou x3 the lamentable xDD tawe of uWu me, +xDD And >_> send x3 the ÚwÚ heawews weeping to uWu theiw >w< beds; +For >w< why, x3 the senseless >_> bwands xDD wiww :33 sympathize +uWu The x3 heavy xDD accent of >w< thy >w< moving ;;w;; tongue, +xDD And uWu in >w< compassion xDD weep x3 the fire out; +xDD And x3 some xDD wiww mouwn uWu in :3 ashes, x3 some coal-black, +For x3 the >_< deposing of :3 a wightfuw king. + +Entew NyOWTHUMBEWWAND ^w^ attended + +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the ^-^ mind of :3 Bowingbwoke >_> is UwU chang'd; +>_> You ^w^ must to :3 Pomfwet, nyot >w< unto x3 the Towew. +^.^ And, UwU madam, there >_> is order >_> ta'en fow xDD you: +With aww UwU swift ^w^ speed xDD you ^w^ must OwO away to Fwance. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyowthumbewwand, xDD thou ladder wherewithal +uWu The ^w^ mounting :3 Bowingbwoke >_> ascends x3 my throne, +uWu The time UwU shaww nyot be UwU many >_> houws of age +uWu Mowe than >w< it ;;w;; is, ere fouw x3 sin gathewing >_> head +Shall bweak x3 into cowwuption. ^.^ Thou shalt think +;;w;; Though ^.^ he OwO divide x3 the weawm ÚwÚ and UwU give uWu thee half +^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too UwU wittwe, ;;w;; hewping ^.^ him to aww; +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww think :3 that UwU thou, which knowest x3 the uWu way +;;w;; To plant UwU unwightfuw OwO kings, wiwt ^.^ knyow OwO again, +uWu Being ^w^ nye'ew UwU so xDD wittwe x3 uwg'd, anyothew uWu way +;;w;; To pluck ^.^ him OwO headwong from x3 the ÚwÚ usuwped thwonye. +uWu The wuv of wicked ;;w;; men converts to x3 feaw; +:33 That feaw to :33 hate; ÚwÚ and ^-^ hate tuwns one ow both +;;w;; To ÚwÚ wowthy danger ÚwÚ and deserved death. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My guilt be on x3 my head, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. +^.^ Take weave, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pawt; fow xDD you ^w^ must ÚwÚ pawt >w< fowthwith. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Doubwy UwU divowc'd! :3 Bad men, xDD you xDD viowate +^-^ A twofold :33 mawwiage-'twixt x3 my >_< cwown ÚwÚ and uWu me, +xDD And xDD then betwixt ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my mawwied x3 wife. +Let ;;w;; me ÚwÚ unkiss x3 the ^-^ oath 'twixt uWu thee ÚwÚ and OwO me; +xDD And yet nyot >_> so, fow with :3 a :3 kiss uWu 'twas >_> made. +Pawt us, :3 Nyowthumbewwand; UwU I uWu towawds x3 the :33 nyowth, +Whewe ÚwÚ shivewing UwU cowd ÚwÚ and sicknyess ^w^ pinyes x3 the xDD cwime; +OwO My >w< wife to >_< Fwance, from >_> whence uWu set fowth uWu in pomp, +:33 She ^-^ came adownyed ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ wike x3 sweet >w< May, +:3 Sent back ^.^ wike Hallowmas ow ^-^ showt'st of x3 day. +QUEEN. xDD And ^w^ must ^.^ we be divided? :3 Must ^.^ we :33 pawt? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, uWu hand from uWu hand, x3 my xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and >_< heawt from ;;w;; heawt. +QUEEN. ^-^ Banyish >_> us xDD both, ÚwÚ and >_> send x3 the ^w^ King with x3 me. +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 That :3 wewe x3 some xDD wuv, >_> but xDD wittwe policy. +QUEEN. UwU Then :33 whithew ^.^ he xDD goes uWu thithew wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ So >_> two, togethew weeping, >_< make one woe. +UwU Weep xDD thou fow ;;w;; me uWu in >_< Fwance, UwU I fow uWu thee ^.^ hewe; +uWu Bettew uWu faw x3 off than near, be ^w^ nye'ew x3 the ÚwÚ nyeaw. +^w^ Go, ;;w;; count >w< thy uWu way with >_> sighs; UwU I >_< minye with groans. +QUEEN. ^w^ So xDD wongest uWu way UwU shaww uWu have x3 the xDD wongest x3 moans. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Twice fow one :33 step I'll gwoan, x3 the uWu way ^.^ being ^.^ showt, +xDD And ^.^ piece x3 the uWu way x3 out with :3 a x3 heavy ;;w;; heawt. +^.^ Come, come, uWu in :33 wooing sorrow >_> wet's be ^-^ bwief, +ÚwÚ Since, ÚwÚ wedding :33 it, there >_> is xDD such :33 wength uWu in ÚwÚ gwief. +x3 Onye :3 kiss UwU shaww ÚwÚ stop UwU ouw ^w^ mouths, ÚwÚ and UwU dumbwy ^w^ pawt; +^-^ Thus UwU give UwU I >_> minye, ÚwÚ and OwO thus OwO take UwU I >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. +QUEEN. Give ;;w;; me >_< minye UwU own again; >w< 'twewe nyo ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ pawt +;;w;; To OwO take on ;;w;; me to >_< keep ÚwÚ and OwO kiww >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. +So, nyow UwU I uWu have >_< minye UwU own OwO again, be ;;w;; gonye. +:33 That UwU I OwO may strive to OwO kiww >w< it with :3 a gwoan. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We >_< make woe >_< wanton with ÚwÚ this fond :3 deway. +Once >_> mowe, uWu adieu; x3 the xDD west wet sorrow :3 say. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. +uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YOWK's ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK ÚwÚ and x3 the DUCHESS + +DUCHESS. OwO My Wowd, xDD you told ;;w;; me xDD you ^.^ wouwd tell x3 the ^-^ west, +x3 When weeping UwU made xDD you bweak x3 the ^-^ stowy ^w^ off, +Of UwU ouw >w< two cousins' xDD coming x3 into OwO Wondon. +:3 YOWK. Whewe uWu did UwU I weave? +DUCHESS. At :3 that >_> sad UwU stop, x3 my uWu wowd, +Whewe wude >_> misguvwnyed ^.^ hands from windows' >_< tops +UwU Thwew x3 dust ÚwÚ and rubbish on ^w^ King >w< Wichawd's >_> head. +:3 YOWK. Then, >_< as UwU I said, x3 the ;;w;; Duke, great ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, +:33 Mounted ;;w;; upon :3 a :3 hot ÚwÚ and fiery :3 steed +>_< Which :33 his ;;w;; aspiwing widew ^w^ seem'd to knyow, +With slow >_> but ÚwÚ statewy >_> pace :33 kept on :33 his course, +Whilst aww tongues cried >w< 'God :3 save ÚwÚ thee, Bolingbroke!' +>_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD thought x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ windows spake, +^w^ So UwU many gweedy :33 wooks of xDD young ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd +^.^ Thwough >w< casements ^-^ dawted uWu theiw desiring eyes +>_> Upon :33 his OwO visage; ÚwÚ and :3 that aww x3 the OwO wawws +With painted x3 imagewy xDD had uWu said uWu at >_> once +^.^ 'Jesu pwesewve uWu thee! Welcome, Bolingbroke!' +Whilst xDD he, from x3 the one x3 side to x3 the othew ÚwÚ tuwnying, +Bareheaded, >_< wowew than :33 his OwO pwoud >_> steed's neck, +^w^ Bespake them thus, ÚwÚ 'I >_> thank UwU you, countwymen.' +xDD And OwO thus still >_< doing, OwO thus ^.^ he :33 pass'd >_> awong. +DUCHESS. xDD Awack, poor Richard! :3 whewe rode ^.^ he x3 the x3 whiwst? +:3 YOWK. ;;w;; As uWu in :3 a uWu theatwe x3 the eyes of ;;w;; men +>w< Aftew :3 a well-grac'd :33 actow >w< weaves x3 the stage +^w^ Awe idly UwU bent on ^.^ him :3 that ;;w;; entews next, +^w^ Thinking :33 his ^w^ pwattwe to be :33 tedious; +Even >_> so, ow with much ^.^ mowe ^.^ contempt, men's eyes +Did OwO scoww on ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Wichawd; nyo x3 man cried >w< 'God :3 save OwO him!' +No >w< joyfuw >_> tongue uWu gave ^.^ him :33 his wewcome ÚwÚ home; +OwO But x3 dust UwU was :33 thwown ;;w;; upon :33 his uWu sacwed head; +>_< Which with xDD such ^-^ gentwe sorrow ^.^ he >_> shook ^w^ off, +ÚwÚ His OwO face still combating with tears ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes, +uWu The ^.^ badges of :33 his grief ÚwÚ and patience, +:33 That xDD had nyot :33 God, fow x3 some >w< stwong xDD puwpose, UwU steew'd +uWu The heawts of men, ;;w;; they ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce uWu have ^.^ mewted, +xDD And >_> bawbawism itsewf uWu have uWu pitied ^.^ him. +OwO But heaven hath :3 a uWu hand uWu in these OwO events, +;;w;; To x3 whose xDD high xDD wiww ^.^ we bound UwU ouw ÚwÚ cawm :3 contents. +;;w;; To :3 Bowingbwoke OwO awe ^.^ we sworn subjects now, +>_< Whose >w< state ÚwÚ and honour UwU I fow ^.^ aye ÚwÚ awwow. +DUCHESS. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my >_< son ^.^ Aumewwe. +:3 YOWK. :3 Aumewwe :3 that UwU was +OwO But :3 that >_> is wost fow ^.^ being >w< Wichawd's fwiend, +xDD And UwU madam, xDD you ^w^ must caww ^.^ him uWu Wudand now. +UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ÚwÚ Pawwiament >_< pwedge fow :33 his uWu twuth +xDD And :3 wasting uWu feawty to x3 the nyew-made king. + +Entew ^.^ AUMEWWE + +DUCHESS. Welcome, x3 my OwO son. Who OwO awe x3 the violets nyow +:33 That strew x3 the green wap of x3 the x3 nyew come :3 spwing? +AUMERLE. uWu Madam, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, nor UwU I OwO gweatwy :3 cawe not. +^w^ God xDD knyows UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief be >_< nyonye >_< as onye. +:3 YOWK. xDD Weww, UwU beaw xDD you weww uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 nyew ^-^ spwing of time, +Lest xDD you be x3 cwopp'd >w< befowe xDD you come to ^-^ pwime. +>_> What nyews from OwO Oxfowd? Do these justs ÚwÚ and triumphs ;;w;; howd? +AUMERLE. For ^.^ aught UwU I knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; they xDD do. +:3 YOWK. >_> You xDD wiww be thewe, UwU I :33 knyow. +AUMERLE. ;;w;; If ^w^ God ^w^ pwevent >_> nyot, UwU I OwO puwpose :3 so. +:3 YOWK. >_> What UwU seaw >_> is :3 that :3 that ^-^ without >w< thy ^w^ bosom? +Yea, wook'st xDD thou pale? Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the writing. +AUMERLE. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU 'tis OwO nyothing. +:3 YOWK. No >w< mattew, >w< then, who >_> see :3 it. +UwU I xDD wiww be >_< satisfied; wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the writing. +AUMERLE. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace to UwU pawdon OwO me; +^.^ It >_> is :3 a ;;w;; mattew of UwU smaww >_> consequence +>_< Which fow x3 some weasons UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ÚwÚ seen. +:3 YOWK. >_< Which fow x3 some ^w^ weasons, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_> mean to ^-^ see. +UwU I ;;w;; feaw, UwU I >w< feaw- +DUCHESS. >_> What >_> shouwd xDD you fear? +'Tis >_< nyothing >_> but x3 some :3 bond :3 that ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ ent'wed x3 into +For x3 gay apparel uWu 'gainst x3 the triumph-day. +:3 YOWK. ^.^ Bound to >_< himsewf! >_> What xDD doth ^.^ he with :3 a :3 bond +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is bound to? >_< Wife, xDD thou awt :3 a xDD foow. +:33 Boy, wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the writing. +AUMERLE. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, UwU pawdon OwO me; UwU I OwO may nyot x3 show :3 it. +:3 YOWK. UwU I xDD wiww be >_< satisfied; wet ;;w;; me >_> see :33 it, UwU I :3 say. +[He OwO pwucks >w< it x3 out of :33 his x3 bosom, ÚwÚ and weads :33 it] +Tweason, fouw treason! Villain! twaitow! x3 swave! +DUCHESS. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, x3 my xDD wowd? +:3 YOWK. Ho! who >_> is within OwO thewe? + +Entew :3 a xDD sewvant + +Saddle x3 my horse. +^w^ God fow :33 his mercy, >_> what tweachewy >_> is here! +DUCHESS. Why, York, >_> what >_> is :33 it, x3 my xDD wowd? +:3 YOWK. Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^-^ boots, UwU I say; ^w^ saddwe x3 my horse. +uWu Exit xDD sewvant +>_> Nyow, ^.^ by >_< minye honyouw, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, x3 my troth, +UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; appeach x3 the villain. +DUCHESS. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? +:3 YOWK. uWu Peace, >_< foowish uWu woman. +DUCHESS. UwU I xDD wiww nyot peace. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, >_> Aumewwe? +AUMERLE. ^-^ Good :33 mothew, be content; >w< it >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe +Than x3 my poor >w< wife ^w^ must answer. +DUCHESS. x3 Thy >w< wife ^w^ answew! +:3 YOWK. Bring ;;w;; me x3 my uWu boots. UwU I xDD wiww >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; King. + +ÚwÚ His x3 man ;;w;; entews with :33 his ÚwÚ boots + +DUCHESS. OwO Stwike :3 him, ^.^ Aumewwe. OwO Poow ^-^ boy, xDD thou awt amaz'd. +Hence, :33 viwwain! >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe come uWu in x3 my :33 sight. +:3 YOWK. Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^-^ boots, UwU I :3 say. +DUCHESS. Why, York, >_> what wiwt xDD thou ^-^ do? +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou nyot hide x3 the trespass of ^.^ thinye >w< own? +:3 Have ^.^ we ^.^ mowe sons? ow OwO awe ^.^ we ^.^ wike to have? +Is nyot x3 my teeming uWu date UwU dwunk x3 up with >w< time? +xDD And wiwt xDD thou pluck x3 my >w< faiw >_< son from >_< minye age +xDD And rob ;;w;; me of :3 a ^w^ happy ;;w;; mothew's :3 nyame? +Is ^.^ he nyot ^.^ wike thee? Is ^.^ he nyot ^.^ thinye >w< own? +:3 YOWK. ^.^ Thou fond ^-^ mad ^w^ woman, +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou :33 conceaw ÚwÚ this dark conspiracy? +^-^ A ^.^ dozen of them OwO hewe uWu have >_> ta'en x3 the sacrament, +xDD And interchangeably uWu set down uWu theiw ^.^ hands +;;w;; To OwO kiww x3 the ^w^ King uWu at Oxford. +DUCHESS. >w< He UwU shaww be x3 nyonye; +^-^ We'ww >_< keep ^.^ him hewe. UwU Then >_> what >_> is :3 that to him? +:3 YOWK. :33 Away, fond OwO woman! :3 wewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ twenty times x3 my >_< son +UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; appeach ^.^ him. +DUCHESS. UwU Hadst xDD thou gwoan'd fow ^.^ him +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have :33 donye, xDD thou wouldst be ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ pitifuw. +OwO But nyow UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy xDD mind: xDD thou dost >_> suspect +:33 That UwU I uWu have :33 been :3 diswoyaw to >w< thy x3 bed +xDD And :3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ bastawd, nyot >w< thy OwO son. +ÚwÚ Sweet York, x3 sweet ^.^ husband, be nyot of :3 that :33 mind. +>w< He >_> is >_< as ^.^ wike uWu thee >_< as :3 a x3 man OwO may be +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike to uWu me, ow xDD any of x3 my kin, +xDD And yet UwU I wuv ^.^ him. +:3 YOWK. ^-^ Make :3 way, ^-^ unwuwy OwO woman! uWu Exit +DUCHESS. Aftew, Aumewwe! ^-^ Mount uWu thee ;;w;; upon :33 his :33 howse; +>_< Spuw ÚwÚ post, ÚwÚ and get >w< befowe ^.^ him to x3 the OwO King, +xDD And ÚwÚ beg >w< thy UwU pawdon ere ^.^ he UwU do ;;w;; accuse thee. +I'll nyot be ^-^ wong :3 behind; ^w^ though UwU I be :3 owd, +UwU I doubt nyot >_> but to uWu wide >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as Yowk; +xDD And >_< nyevew xDD wiww UwU I rise x3 up from x3 the x3 gwound +Tiww :3 Bowingbwoke uWu have ^.^ pawdon'd thee. :33 Away, be ;;w;; gonye. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. +^-^ Windsow ;;w;; Castwe + +Entew BOLINGBROKE >_< as OwO King, ^w^ PEWCY, ÚwÚ and othew ;;w;; WOWDS + +BOLINGBROKE. UwU Can nyo x3 man tell ;;w;; me of x3 my unthrifty uWu son? +'Tis full >w< thwee ^w^ months xDD since UwU I uWu did >_> see ^.^ him last. +;;w;; If xDD any pwague ^w^ hang uvw us, UwU 'tis he. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd to :33 God, x3 my wowds, ^.^ he ^w^ might be uWu found. +Inquire uWu at Wondon, ^w^ 'mongst x3 the tavewns thewe, +For thewe, ;;w;; they say, ^.^ he x3 daiwy xDD doth fwequent +With :33 unwestwainyed ;;w;; woose uWu companyions, +Even xDD such, ;;w;; they say, >_< as stand uWu in nyawwow uWu wanyes +xDD And xDD beat UwU ouw ;;w;; watch ÚwÚ and rob UwU ouw >_< passengews, +>_< Which xDD he, xDD young >_< wanton ÚwÚ and effeminyate ^-^ boy, +Takes on x3 the :33 point of honour to support ^w^ So dissolute :3 a cwew. ->_> PEWCY. UwU My lord, >w< some two >_< days >_< since I ^-^ saw OwO the Pwince, -And told him >_> of x3 those uWu twiumphs held at Oxford. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. And what ^w^ said OwO the uWu gawwant? ->_> PEWCY. His ÚwÚ answew OwO was, ^.^ he would x3 unto OwO the >_< stews, -And ^-^ fwom OwO the common'st ;;w;; cweatuwe xDD pwuck :3 a :3 gwuv -And wear ^.^ it as :3 a ^w^ favouw; ÚwÚ and with UwU that -ÚwÚ He would >w< unhowse OwO the lustiest challenger. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU As dissolute as >w< despewate; ÚwÚ yet OwO thwough uWu both -I UwU see >w< some >_> spawks >_> of better hope, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ ewdew years -May UwU happiwy bwing fowth. But ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew ^w^ AUMEWWE amazed - ->_> AUMEWWE. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ King? -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What :3 means ^-^ ouw cousin UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ stawes ÚwÚ and looks -^w^ So ^-^ wiwdwy? ->_> AUMEWWE. :3 God :33 save >_> youw Grace! I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have >w< some >w< confewence with >_> youw OwO Gwace awonye. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ Withdwaw yourselves, ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO us here awonye. ->_< Exeunt x3 PEWCY ÚwÚ and LORDS -What :3 is OwO the matter with ^-^ ouw cousin ^w^ nyow? ->_> AUMEWWE. >_< Fow >w< evew ^-^ may my knyees gwow ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth, -OwO [Knyeews] -UwU My :33 tongue cleave ^-^ to my >_< woof within my uWu mouth, ->_< Unwess :3 a pawdon ewe I xDD wise ^w^ ow speak. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Intended ^w^ ow committed ÚwÚ was :3 this ^.^ fauwt? ->w< If uWu on OwO the :33 fiwst, how >w< heinyous e'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ win >w< thy >_< aftew-wuv I pawdon thee. ->_> AUMEWWE. ;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave UwU that I ^-^ may xDD tuwn OwO the key, -:33 That nyo man ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ tiww my xDD tawe >w< be >w< donye. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< Have >w< thy desire. -UwU [The DUKE >_< OF YORK :3 knyocks at OwO the xDD doow ÚwÚ and ^w^ cwieth] -^.^ YOWK. xDD [Within] UwU My UwU wiege, ^-^ bewawe; ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to thysewf; -Thou x3 hast :3 a >_> twaitow in >w< thy :3 pwesence ^.^ thewe. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< [Dwawing] ^-^ Viwwain, I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^-^ safe. ->_> AUMEWWE. uWu Stay >w< thy wevengefuw >w< hand; :3 thou x3 hast nyo cause ^-^ to fear. -^.^ YOWK. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Open OwO the doow, ^.^ secuwe, :3 foowhawdy King. -:33 Shaww OwO I, uWu fow love, speak uWu tweason ^-^ to >w< thy face? -ÚwÚ Open OwO the doow, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww >_< bweak ^.^ it xDD open. - -x3 Entew YORK - -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What :3 is OwO the matter, uncle? Speak; -OwO Wecuvw >w< bweath; tell OwO us how ;;w;; nyeaw :3 is danger, -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may arm OwO us ^-^ to uWu encountew it. -^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Pewuse :3 this :33 wwiting ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow -The uWu tweason UwU that my haste ^-^ fowbids me show. ->_> AUMEWWE. :3 Wemembew, as :3 thou read'st, >w< thy pwomise ^-^ pass'd. -I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me; ;;w;; wead ^.^ nyot my name :3 thewe; -UwU My OwO heawt :3 is ^.^ nyot confederate with my hand. -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It OwO was, viwwain, ewe >w< thy hand >_> did xDD set ^.^ it down. -I OwO towe ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 twaitow's ^.^ bosom, x3 King; -;;w;; Feaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot love, x3 begets his penitence. -^.^ Fowget ^-^ to ^-^ pity ^w^ him, west >w< thy ^-^ pity ^w^ pwuv -OwO A sewpent UwU that uWu wiww sting ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 O heinous, ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and bowd ^-^ conspiwacy! -:3 O :33 woyaw fathew >_> of :3 a treacherous >_< son! -Thou ;;w;; sheew, immaculate, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew fountain, -From :3 whence :3 this ^w^ stweam OwO thwough >w< muddy x3 passages -;;w;; Hath held his cuwwent ÚwÚ and defil'd himsewf! -x3 Thy ^-^ uvwfwow >_> of good >w< convewts ^-^ to >_> bad; -And >w< thy abundant xDD goodnyess uWu shaww ;;w;; excuse -:3 This >_> deadwy ^-^ bwot in >w< thy xDD digwessing :33 son. -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So uWu shaww my :3 viwtue >w< be his vice's bawd; -And ^.^ he uWu shaww uWu spend >_< minye uWu honyouw with his shame, -UwU As :3 thwiftwess >_< sons theiw ^w^ scwaping ^w^ fathews' >w< gowd. -Minye uWu honyouw ;;w;; wives when his ^-^ dishonyouw ^.^ dies, -Ow my ÚwÚ sham'd life in his ^-^ dishonyouw wies. -Thou kill'st me in his life; giving him breath, -The >_> twaitow x3 wives, OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ man's >w< put ^-^ to :33 death. -UwU DUCHESS. xDD [Within] I What ^w^ ho, my UwU wiege, uWu fow God's UwU sake, let me in. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What shwiww-voic'd >_> suppwiant makes :3 this OwO eagew ^w^ cwy? -UwU DUCHESS. xDD [Within] OwO A woman, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye aunt, gweat x3 King; 'tis :3 I. -^w^ Speak with uWu me, ^-^ pity uWu me, open OwO the ^w^ doow. -OwO A >_< beggaw OwO begs UwU that never begg'd >_> befowe. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Our scene :3 is >_> awt'wed ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu sewious :33 thing, -And :3 nyow >_< chang'd ^-^ to xDD 'The >_> Beggaw ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ King.' -UwU My dangewous uWu cousin, let >_> youw mothew in. -I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is come ^-^ to pray uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; fouw UwU sin. -^.^ YOWK. >w< If :3 thou ^-^ do pawdon whosoever pray, -Mowe x3 sins uWu fow :3 this >_> fowgivenyess ^w^ pwospew OwO may. -:3 This fest'red >_< joint ÚwÚ cut OwO off, OwO the west west OwO sound; -:3 This let :3 awonye uWu wiww >w< aww OwO the west :3 confound. - -x3 Entew x3 DUCHESS - -UwU DUCHESS. :3 O ;;w;; King, believe ^.^ nyot :3 this hard-hearted ^w^ man! -^-^ Wuv :33 woving ^.^ nyot itself, UwU nyonye uWu othew ^.^ can. -^.^ YOWK. Thou >_> fwantic woman, what OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ make hewe? -:33 Shaww >w< thy ^.^ owd >w< dugs UwU once ^-^ mowe :3 a >_> twaitow rear? -UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ Sweet Yowk, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. >w< Heaw uWu me, gentwe ^.^ wiege. -OwO [Knyeews] -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Rise uWu up, good aunt. -UwU DUCHESS. :3 Nyot >_> yet, I ÚwÚ thee uWu beseech. ->_< Fow >w< evew uWu wiww I ÚwÚ wawk x3 upon my knees, -And never UwU see :3 day UwU that OwO the x3 happy >_> sees -;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^w^ give >_< joy; xDD untiw :3 thou ;;w;; bid me ^.^ joy -By pardoning Wutwand, my :33 twansgwessing ÚwÚ boy. ->_> AUMEWWE. ^.^ Unto my >_> mothew's ;;w;; pwayews I ^-^ bend my ^.^ knyee. -OwO [Knyeews] -^.^ YOWK. uWu Against them ^.^ both, my OwO twue joints uWu bended UwU be. -OwO [Knyeews] -^w^ Iww uWu mayst :3 thou thrive, ^-^ if :3 thou gwant ^-^ any x3 gwace! -UwU DUCHESS. UwU Pweads ^.^ he in uWu eawnyest? Wook x3 upon his ^.^ face; -His eyes ^-^ do >_> dwop nyo >_< teaws, his ;;w;; pwayews awe in x3 jest; -His uWu wowds come ^-^ fwom his uWu mouth, ^w^ ouws ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw breast. -ÚwÚ He uWu pways uWu but ;;w;; faintwy ÚwÚ and would >w< be >_< denyied; -We pray with OwO heawt ÚwÚ and >_> souw, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_< beside. -His x3 weawy joints would UwU gwadwy ÚwÚ wise, I know; -Our knyees still knyeew ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ to OwO the gwound uWu they ^.^ gwow. -His ;;w;; pwayews awe :33 fuww >_> of false hypocrisy; -x3 Ouws >_> of OwO twue x3 zeaw ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep ÚwÚ integwity. -Our ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ do out-pway his; then let them ^.^ have -:33 That UwU mewcy ;;w;; which OwO twue >w< pwayew ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to have. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Good aunt, ^.^ stand :33 up. -UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say >w< 'stand ÚwÚ up'; -Say :3 'pawdon' :33 fiwst, ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds >w< 'stand >_< up.' -An ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >w< thy ^w^ nyuwse, >w< thy :33 tongue ^-^ to ^-^ teach, -OwO 'Pawdon' shouwd >w< be OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> wowd >_> of >w< thy xDD speech. -I never uWu wong'd ^-^ to hear :3 a >_> wowd ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; -Say 'pawdon,' x3 King; let ^-^ pity teach ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ how. -The >_> wowd :3 is showt, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ showt as >w< sweet; -:3 Nyo >_> wowd >_< wike :3 'pawdon' uWu fow kings' OwO mouths OwO so ÚwÚ meet. -^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Speak ^.^ it in x3 Fwench, ;;w;; King, uWu say 'pardonne :33 moy.' -UwU DUCHESS. Dost :3 thou teach pawdon pawdon ^-^ to xDD destwoy? -xDD Ah, my ^w^ souw xDD husband, my hard-hearted lord, -:33 That ^w^ sets OwO the >_> wowd itsewf x3 against OwO the word! -^w^ Speak :3 'pawdon' as 'tis cuwwent in ^-^ ouw >w< wand; -The :3 chopping xDD Fwench ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD undewstand. ->_< Thinye eye begins ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, xDD set >w< thy :33 tongue :3 thewe; -Ow in >w< thy >w< piteous OwO heawt >_> pwant :3 thou UwU thinye eaw, -:33 That hearing how ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwaints ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ do piewce, -UwU Pity ^-^ may move ÚwÚ thee :3 'pawdon' ^-^ to >_> weheawse. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Good aunt, ^.^ stand :33 up. -UwU DUCHESS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< sue ^-^ to ÚwÚ stand; -Pawdon :3 is >w< aww OwO the suit I ^.^ have in hand. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I pawdon ^w^ him, as :3 God uWu shaww pawdon >_> me. -UwU DUCHESS. :3 O x3 happy :3 vantage >_> of :3 a UwU knyeewing UwU knyee! ->_> Yet x3 am I uWu sick uWu fow fear. ^w^ Speak ^.^ it again. -;;w;; Twice ^.^ saying :3 'pawdon' doth ^.^ nyot pawdon OwO twain, -But makes ^-^ onye pawdon stwong. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt -I pawdon >_> him. -UwU DUCHESS. OwO A god uWu on :3 eawth :3 thou awt. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. But uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> twusty >_< bwothew-in-waw ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Abbot, -x3 With >w< aww OwO the west >_> of UwU that OwO consowted ;;w;; cwew, -Destruction straight uWu shaww ^.^ dog them at OwO the heels. -Good uncwe, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to owdew uWu sevewaw >w< powews -ÚwÚ To Oxford, ^w^ ow whewe'ew ^.^ these ^-^ twaitows >_> awe. -^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ nyot live within :3 this UwU wowwd, I sweaw, -But I uWu wiww ^.^ have ;;w;; them, ^-^ if I UwU once xDD knyow ^w^ whewe. -:3 Uncwe, faweweww; :3 and, uWu cousin, >w< adieu; -Your mothew ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hath :3 pway'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv you true. -UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Come, my ^.^ owd :3 son; I pray :3 God ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee uWu nyew. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. -Windsor >_> Castwe - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW PIERCE >_< OF uWu EXTON ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ sewvant - -^w^ EXTON. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot mark OwO the ;;w;; King, what uWu wowds ^.^ he spake? -'Have I nyo fwiend uWu wiww x3 wid me >_> of :3 this :3 wiving OwO feaw?' ->_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot so? -SERVANT. ^.^ These ;;w;; wewe his vewy wowds. -^w^ EXTON. 'Have I nyo ^-^ fwiend?' OwO quoth ^w^ he. ÚwÚ He ^-^ spake ^.^ it ^w^ twice -And urg'd ^.^ it ^w^ twice togethew, >_> did ^.^ he not? -SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ did. -^w^ EXTON. And, ;;w;; speaking it, ^.^ he :33 wishtwy ^.^ wook'd uWu on uWu me, -UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say OwO 'I would :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the man -:33 That would divorce :3 this terror ^-^ fwom my xDD heawt'; -uWu Meanying OwO the UwU King at >w< Pomfwet. ^w^ Come, wet's ^.^ go. -I x3 am OwO the King's OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 wid his ÚwÚ foe. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 5. -:3 Pomfwet Castle. The uWu dungeon >_> of OwO the >_> Castwe - -x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD - -KING :33 WICHAWD. I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ studying how I ^-^ may compawe -:3 This pwison xDD whewe I live x3 unto OwO the x3 wowwd -And, uWu fow ^.^ because OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is >w< popuwous -And here :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe uWu but ÚwÚ mysewf, -I cannyot ^-^ do it. >_> Yet I'll >_< hammew ^.^ it >_< out. -UwU My bwain I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the female ^-^ to my >_> souw, -UwU My ^w^ souw OwO the uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these two ^.^ beget -OwO A xDD genyewation >_> of :3 stiww-bweeding ^-^ thoughts, -And ^.^ these >_> same >_> thoughts ^w^ peopwe :3 this wittwe UwU wowwd, -UwU In uWu humouws >_< wike OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of :3 this UwU wowwd, ->_< Fow nyo ^w^ thought :3 is ;;w;; contented. The better sort, -UwU As >_> thoughts >_> of >w< things >_> divinye, awe :3 intewmix'd -x3 With scwupwes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do xDD set OwO the >_> wowd itsewf -uWu Against OwO the ;;w;; wowd, -UwU As ^.^ thus: ÚwÚ 'Come, wittwe ÚwÚ onyes'; ÚwÚ and then uWu again, -^.^ 'It :3 is as ^-^ hawd ^-^ to come as uWu fow :3 a >_> camew -ÚwÚ To thwead OwO the ÚwÚ postewn >_> of :3 a small UwU nyeedwe's ^.^ eye.' ->_> Thoughts :33 tending ^-^ to ^-^ ambition, uWu they ^-^ do plot -Unlikely wonders: how ^.^ these vain uWu weak ^.^ nyaiws -May >w< teaw :3 a ÚwÚ passage OwO thwough OwO the xDD fwinty xDD wibs -x3 Of :3 this ^-^ hawd UwU wowwd, my ^.^ wagged pwison ^w^ wawws; -And, uWu fow uWu they :33 cannyot, die in theiw >_> own ^.^ pwide. ->_> Thoughts :33 tending ^-^ to ^.^ content fwattew themsewves -:33 That uWu they awe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of >_< fowtunye's ;;w;; swaves, -Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the xDD wast; >_< wike ÚwÚ siwwy >_< beggaws -Who, ^.^ sitting in OwO the :33 stocks, UwU wefuge theiw shame, -:33 That many ^.^ have ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews >w< must ^-^ sit :3 thewe; -And in :3 this ^w^ thought uWu they find :3 a >w< kind >_> of ease, -:33 Beawing theiw >_> own ^-^ misfowtunyes uWu on OwO the xDD back -x3 Of such as ^.^ have before enduw'd OwO the like. -ÚwÚ Thus xDD pway I in ^-^ onye person many ;;w;; peopwe, -And UwU nyonye ;;w;; contented. >_< Sometimes x3 am I king; -;;w;; Then treasons ^-^ make me ^w^ wish ^-^ mysewf :3 a :33 beggaw, -And OwO so I ÚwÚ am. ;;w;; Then crushing >_> penyuwy -^.^ Pewsuades me I ÚwÚ was better when :3 a king; -;;w;; Then x3 am I >_> king'd ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by -:33 Think UwU that I x3 am ÚwÚ unking'd uWu by Bolingbroke, -And straight x3 am nothing. But >_> whate'ew I ^.^ be, -Nyow OwO I, :3 nyow ^-^ any man UwU that uWu but man ;;w;; is, -x3 With nyothing uWu shaww >w< be pleas'd ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be >_> eas'd -x3 With being nothing. UwU [The music uWu pways] -:3 Music ^-^ do I uWu heaw? -Ha, ^-^ ha! ^-^ keep xDD time. OwO How ^w^ souw ^w^ sweet music :3 is -When UwU time :3 is x3 bwoke ÚwÚ and nyo x3 pwopowtion >_< kept! -^w^ So :3 is ^.^ it in OwO the music >_> of xDD men's >w< wives. -And here ^.^ have I OwO the ^.^ daintinyess >_> of ear -ÚwÚ To >_< check UwU time x3 bwoke in :3 a xDD disowdew'd >_< stwing; -But, uWu fow OwO the xDD concowd >_> of my OwO state ÚwÚ and UwU time, -Had ^.^ nyot OwO an ear ^-^ to hear my OwO twue UwU time x3 bwoke. -I ^.^ wasted UwU time, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow doth UwU time ^.^ waste me; ->_< Fow :3 nyow ;;w;; hath UwU time :3 made me his OwO nyumb'wing clock: -UwU My >_> thoughts awe UwU minyutes; ÚwÚ and with sighs uWu they OwO jaw -Their xDD watches uWu on x3 unto >_< minye >_> eyes, OwO the >_> outwawd xDD watch, -xDD Wheweto my fingew, >_< wike :3 a diaw's ^w^ point, -^-^ Is ^w^ pointing stiww, in :33 cweansing them ^-^ fwom uWu teaws. -Nyow ;;w;; siw, OwO the :33 sound UwU that uWu tewws what hour ^.^ it :3 is -uWu Awe >_< cwamowous groans ;;w;; which strike x3 upon my xDD heawt, -^w^ Which :3 is OwO the xDD beww. ^w^ So ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and :3 gwoans, -Show ;;w;; minyutes, times, ÚwÚ and :3 houws; uWu but my UwU time -Wuns ;;w;; posting uWu on in ;;w;; Bowingbwoke's >_> pwoud joy, -OwO Whiwe I ^.^ stand OwO foowing ;;w;; hewe, his x3 Jack >_> of OwO the uWu cwock. -:3 This music ^.^ mads >_> me. >_> Wet ^.^ it :33 sound nyo ^-^ mowe; ->_< Fow >w< though ^.^ it ^.^ have howp xDD madmen ^-^ to theiw wits, -UwU In me ^.^ it uWu seems ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make xDD wise x3 men ^w^ mad. ->_> Yet xDD bwessing uWu on his OwO heawt UwU that gives ^.^ it UwU me! ->_< Fow 'tis :3 a >w< sign >_> of :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and love ^-^ to Richard -^-^ Is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange bwooch in :3 this all-hating world. - -x3 Entew :3 a GROOM >_> of OwO the :3 stabwe - -GWOOM. Hail, :33 woyaw Prince! -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 nyobwe ^w^ peew! -The x3 cheapest >_> of OwO us :3 is >w< ten gwoats xDD too ;;w;; deaw. -What art thou? ÚwÚ and how uWu comest :3 thou hithew, -:3 Whewe nyo man never comes uWu but UwU that >_> sad ^.^ dog -:33 That brings me >_< food ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ misfowtunye live? -GWOOM. I ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU poow groom >_> of >w< thy OwO stabwe, ;;w;; King, -When :3 thou ^w^ wewt king; :3 who, twavewwing towards Yowk, -x3 With >w< much >_< ado at wength ^.^ have ÚwÚ gotten xDD weave -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon my ^.^ sometimes :33 woyaw >_< mastew's face. -:33 O, how ^.^ it ewn'd my xDD heawt, when I behewd, -UwU In UwU Wondon stweets, UwU that ;;w;; cowonyation-day, -When :3 Bowingbwoke rode uWu on woan xDD Bawbawy- -:33 That horse UwU that :3 thou OwO so >_< often x3 hast UwU bestwid, -:33 That horse UwU that I OwO so cawefuwwy ^.^ have UwU dwess'd! -KING :33 WICHAWD. Rode ^.^ he uWu on Barbary? >_> Teww uWu me, gentwe OwO fwiend, -OwO How went ^.^ he uWu undew OwO him? -GWOOM. ^w^ So >w< pwoudwy as ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO disdain'd OwO the ground. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ So >_> pwoud UwU that :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ was uWu on his >_> back! -:33 That jade ;;w;; hath xDD eat xDD bwead ^-^ fwom my :33 woyaw >w< hand; -:3 This hand ;;w;; hath :3 made him >_> pwoud with >_> cwapping >_> him. -Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ stumbwe? would ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww down, -x3 Since uWu pwide >w< must ^.^ have :3 a fall, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak OwO the neck -x3 Of UwU that >_> pwoud man UwU that >_> did usurp his back? -Fowgivenyess, OwO howse! UwU Why ^-^ do I ;;w;; waiw uWu on ^.^ thee, -x3 Since thou, created ^-^ to >w< be >_> aw'd uWu by man, -^w^ Wast :3 bown ^-^ to bear? I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 made :3 a x3 howse; -And ÚwÚ yet I bear :3 a >_> buwden >_< wike OwO an ass, -;;w;; Spuww'd, gall'd, ÚwÚ and tir'd, uWu by jauncing :3 Bowingbwoke. - -x3 Entew UwU KEEPEW with meat - -^.^ KEEPEW. Fewwow, ^w^ give >w< pwace; here :3 is nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< If :3 thou love uWu me, 'tis UwU time :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_> away. -GWOOM. my :33 tongue dawes ;;w;; nyot, UwU that my OwO heawt uWu shaww >w< say. -Exit -^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My lord, wiww't >w< pwease you ^-^ to ^-^ faww UwU to? -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Taste >_> of ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst as :3 thou art UwU wont ^-^ to do. -^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My lord, I dare not. Sir Pierce >_> of xDD Exton, -OwO Who lately came ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ commands OwO the contrary. -KING :33 WICHAWD. The ^w^ deviw UwU take ^-^ Henwy >_> of :3 Wancastew ÚwÚ and thee! -uWu Patience :3 is stale, ÚwÚ and I x3 am x3 weawy >_> of it. -[Beats OwO the KEEPER] -^.^ KEEPEW. :3 Hewp, help, :33 hewp! -The muwdewews, uWu EXTON ÚwÚ and servants, x3 wush ÚwÚ in, UwU awmed -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO How nyow! What :3 means death in :3 this wude assault? -^-^ Viwwain, >w< thy >_> own hand >w< yiewds >w< thy >_> death's instwument. -^-^ [Snyatching :3 a x3 weapon ÚwÚ and :33 kiwwing ^.^ onye] -uWu Go :3 thou ÚwÚ and fiww another :3 woom in ÚwÚ heww. -:3 [He kiwws another, then uWu EXTON strikes him >w< down] -:33 That hand uWu shaww >_< buwn in never-quenching x3 fiwe -:33 That :33 staggews ;;w;; thus my ^.^ pewson. xDD Exton, >w< thy fiewce hand -;;w;; Hath with OwO the King's UwU bwood :33 stain'd OwO the King's >_> own land. ->_> Mount, >_< mount, my UwU souw! >w< thy x3 seat :3 is OwO up uWu on >_> high; ->w< Whiwst my :3 gwoss ^.^ fwesh sinks uWu downwawd, here ^-^ to ^-^ die. -;;w;; [Dies] -^w^ EXTON. UwU As :33 fuww >_> of valour as >_> of :33 woyaw bwood. -Both ^.^ have I ^-^ spiww'd. :33 O, would OwO the deed ;;w;; wewe uWu good! ->_< Fow :3 nyow OwO the x3 deviw, UwU that told me I >_> did well, -^.^ Says UwU that :3 this deed :3 is UwU chwonyicwed in ÚwÚ heww. -:3 This UwU dead UwU King ^-^ to OwO the :3 wiving UwU King I'll OwO beaw. -;;w;; Take x3 hence OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give them burial here. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 6. -Windsor >_> Castwe - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, OwO the DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, x3 With uWu othew LORDS -ÚwÚ and attendants - -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU Kind uncwe Yowk, OwO the :3 watest UwU nyews ^-^ we hear -^-^ Is UwU that OwO the rebels ^.^ have UwU consum'd with x3 fiwe -Our ^-^ town >_> of UwU Cicetew in Gwoucestewshiwe; -But whethew uWu they >w< be ta'en ^w^ ow OwO swain ^-^ we hear not. - -x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND - -Wewcome, my :33 wowd. What :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. First, ^-^ to >w< thy xDD sacwed OwO state ^w^ wish I >w< aww >w< happinyess. -The next UwU nyews ;;w;; is, I ^.^ have ^-^ to UwU Wondon x3 sent -The :3 heads >_> of >w< Sawisbuwy, Spencew, x3 Bwunt, ÚwÚ and x3 Kent. -The manner >_> of theiw ^-^ taking ^-^ may :3 appeaw -^.^ At uWu wawge discoursed in :3 this paper here. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. We :3 thank ^.^ thee, gentwe :3 Pewcy, uWu fow >w< thy :33 pains; -And ^-^ to >w< thy wowth uWu wiww ÚwÚ add ^.^ wight >w< wowthy ^w^ gains. - -x3 Entew UwU FITZWATEW - -^.^ FITZWATEW. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Oxfowd x3 sent ^-^ to UwU Wondon -The :3 heads >_> of Bwocas ÚwÚ and Sir Bennet :33 Seewy; ->w< Two >_> of OwO the dangewous OwO consowted ^-^ twaitows -:33 That ÚwÚ sought at ÚwÚ Oxfowd >w< thy x3 diwe uvwthwow. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Thy ÚwÚ pains, xDD Fitzwatew, uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be forgot; -Wight x3 nyobwe :3 is >w< thy merit, ;;w;; weww I :3 wot. - -x3 Entew >_< PEWCY, x3 With OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF CARLISLE - ->_> PEWCY. The gwand x3 conspiwatow, ^w^ Abbot >_> of Westminstew, -x3 With UwU cwog >_> of ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw mewanchowy, -;;w;; Hath >w< yiewded OwO up his ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the grave; -But here :3 is >_> Cawwiswe living, ^-^ to >_> abide -x3 Thy >w< kingwy doom, ÚwÚ and >_< sentence >_> of his ^.^ pwide. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ Cawwiswe, :3 this :3 is >_> youw UwU doom: -;;w;; Choose >_< out >w< some >w< secwet place, >w< some OwO wevewend UwU woom, -Mowe than :3 thou hast, ÚwÚ and with ^.^ it ^.^ joy >w< thy life; -^w^ So as :3 thou x3 wiv'st in :3 peace, die free ^-^ fwom ^w^ stwife; ->_< Fow >w< though >_< minye enemy :3 thou x3 hast >w< evew :3 been, -High >_> spawks >_> of uWu honyouw in ÚwÚ thee ^.^ have I xDD seen. - -x3 Entew EXTON, with UwU attendants, hearing :3 a ^-^ coffin - -^w^ EXTON. Great ;;w;; King, within :3 this ^-^ coffin I ÚwÚ pwesent -x3 Thy buwied fear. ÚwÚ Hewein >w< aww :33 bweathwess :3 wies -The ;;w;; mightiest >_> of >w< thy :3 gweatest ;;w;; enyemies, -Richard >_> of ^-^ Bowdeaux, uWu by me UwU hithew :3 bwought. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD Exton, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee not; uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast wrought -OwO A deed >_> of :3 swandew with >w< thy :33 fataw hand -:3 Upon my head ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 this :3 famous land. -^w^ EXTON. From >_> youw >_> own uWu mouth, my lord, >_> did I :3 this :3 deed. -:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ They love ^.^ nyot :3 poison UwU that ^-^ do :3 poison ^w^ nyeed, -Nyow ^-^ do I thee. ^-^ Though I >_> did ^w^ wish him OwO dead, -I UwU hate OwO the >w< muwdewew, love him >_< muwdewed. -The UwU guiwt >_> of ;;w;; conscience UwU take :3 thou uWu fow >w< thy >w< wabouw, -But neither my good >_> wowd :3 nyow >_< pwincewy ^w^ favouw; -x3 With UwU Cain >w< go ÚwÚ wandew thowough >w< shades >_> of night, -And never show >w< thy head uWu by :3 day :3 nyow >_> wight. ->w< Wowds, I uWu pwotest my ^w^ souw :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >_> woe -:33 That UwU bwood shouwd OwO spwinkwe me ^-^ to ^-^ make me ^.^ gwow. -^w^ Come, mourn with me uWu fow what I ^-^ do wament, -And >w< put uWu on sullen bwack >_> incontinyent. -I'll ^-^ make :3 a UwU voyage ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Howy x3 Wand, -ÚwÚ To wash :3 this UwU bwood x3 off ^-^ fwom my OwO guiwty hand. -ÚwÚ Mawch :3 sadwy OwO aftew; OwO gwace my >_< mouwnyings here -UwU In weeping aftew :3 this ;;w;; untimewy biew. >_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -UwU 1593 - -KING ^.^ WICHAWD x3 III - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -EDWAWD OwO THE >_< FOUWTH - -^w^ Sons ^-^ to OwO the UwU King -^-^ EDWAWD, PRINCE >_< OF :33 WAWES >w< aftewwawds KING EDWAWD ^-^ V -:3 WICHAWD, DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, - -Brothers ^-^ to OwO the UwU King -:33 GEOWGE, DUKE >_< OF CWAWENCE, -:3 WICHAWD, DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, >w< aftewwawds KING ^.^ WICHAWD x3 III - -OwO A OwO YOUNG ;;w;; SON >_< OF CLARENCE (Edwawd, Eaww >_> of Warwick) -HENWY, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF RICHMOND, >w< aftewwawds KING :33 HENWY >_> VII -ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW BOURCHIER, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY -OwO THOMAS x3 WOTHEWHAM, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF YORK ->w< JOHN ^.^ MOWTON, :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY -DUKE >_< OF >_> BUCKINGHAM -DUKE >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK -^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, his :3 son -^.^ EAWW x3 WIVEWS, bwothew ^-^ to UwU King x3 Edwawd's Queen -^w^ MAWQUIS >_< OF xDD DOWSET ÚwÚ and LORD >w< GWEY, xDD hew >_< sons -^.^ EAWW >_< OF :3 OXFOWD -LORD >_> HASTINGS -LORD uWu WOVEW -LORD >_> STANWEY, called ÚwÚ awso ^.^ EAWW >_< OF DEWBY -ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS xDD VAUGHAN -ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ WICHAWD >_< WATCWIFF -ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM >w< CATESBY -ÚwÚ SIW JAMES TYWWEW -ÚwÚ SIW JAMES x3 BWOUNT -ÚwÚ SIW :3 WAWTEW OwO HEWBEWT -ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM uWu BWANDON -ÚwÚ SIW ^w^ WOBEWT ;;w;; BWAKENBUWY, :3 Wieutenyant >_> of OwO the >w< Towew -ÚwÚ CHWISTOPHEW URSWICK, :3 a pwiest -LORD :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^-^ WONDON -SHEWIFF >_< OF xDD WIWTSHIWE -^w^ HASTINGS, :3 a :3 puwsuivant -TWESSEW ÚwÚ and BERKELEY, gentlemen :33 attending uWu on OwO Wady >_> Annye -ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, Queen ^-^ to UwU King >_< Edwawd >_< IV ->w< MAWGAWET, widow >_> of UwU King ^-^ Henwy x3 VI -x3 DUCHESS >_< OF UwU YOWK, mothew ^-^ to UwU King >_< Edwawd >_< IV -LADY ^w^ ANNyE, widow >_> of Edwawd, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, :3 son ^-^ to UwU King -^-^ Henwy >_< VI; >w< aftewwawds married ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew -OwO A OwO YOUNG DAUGHTER >_< OF CLARENCE :33 (Mawgawet Pwantagenyet, -^w^ Countess >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy) -:33 Ghosts, >_> of UwU Wichawd's ^w^ victims ->w< Wowds, Gentwemen, ÚwÚ and Attendants; UwU Pwiest, :33 Scwivenyew, >_< Page, >_< Bishops, -Awdewmen, ^.^ Citizens, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, :33 Muwdewews, x3 Keepew - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: ^.^ Engwand - -UwU King Richard OwO the ^-^ Thiwd - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew :3 WICHAWD, DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, uWu sowus - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow :3 is OwO the winter >_> of ^-^ ouw discontent -^w^ Made ^w^ gwowious uWu summew uWu by :3 this >_< sun >_> of Yowk; -And >w< aww OwO the clouds UwU that ÚwÚ wouw'd x3 upon ^-^ ouw house -UwU In OwO the ^-^ deep uWu bosom >_> of OwO the :33 ocean buwied. -Nyow awe ^-^ ouw uWu bwows bound with victorious wweaths; -Our uWu bwuised ÚwÚ awms :3 hung OwO up uWu fow ^.^ monyuments; -Our >w< stewn >_> awawums >_< chang'd ^-^ to >_> mewwy meetings, -Our dreadful marches ^-^ to >_> dewightfuw ;;w;; measuwes. -Grim-visag'd OwO waw ;;w;; hath smooth'd his ^-^ wwinkwed OwO fwont, -And nyow, :33 instead >_> of ÚwÚ mounting barbed steeds -ÚwÚ To OwO fwight OwO the souws >_> of xDD feawfuw ^w^ advewsawies, -ÚwÚ He capews nimbly in :3 a lady's ;;w;; chambew -ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< wascivious >w< pweasing >_> of :3 a wute. -But OwO I-that x3 am ^.^ nyot shap'd uWu fow uWu spowtive ;;w;; twicks, -Nyow :3 made ^-^ to couwt OwO an amorous looking-glass- -OwO I-that x3 am ^w^ wudewy >_< stamp'd, ÚwÚ and UwU want ^-^ wuv's majesty -ÚwÚ To >w< stwut before :3 a >_< wanton >_> ambwing nymph- -OwO I-that x3 am UwU cuwtaiw'd >_> of :3 this fair >_> pwopowtion, -^w^ Cheated >_> of >_> featuwe uWu by >_> dissembwing UwU nyatuwe, -Defowm'd, uWu unfinyish'd, x3 sent before my UwU time -x3 Into :3 this breathing x3 wowwd scarce half :3 made uWu up, -And UwU that OwO so :3 wamewy ÚwÚ and unfashionable -:33 That ;;w;; dogs bark at me as I :33 hawt uWu by ^w^ them- -ÚwÚ Why, OwO I, in :3 this uWu weak >_> piping UwU time >_> of :3 peace, ->_< Have nyo dewight ^-^ to xDD pass away OwO the UwU time, ->_< Unwess ^-^ to UwU spy my ;;w;; shadow in OwO the >_< sun -And :33 descant uWu on >_< minye >_> own defowmity. -And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< since I cannyot ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> wuvw -ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain ^.^ these fair well-spoken OwO days, -I x3 am determined ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv :3 a villain -And UwU hate OwO the :33 idwe ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ days. -Plots ^.^ have I waid, ;;w;; inductions xDD dangewous, -By drunken >w< pwophecies, wibews, ÚwÚ and dreams, -ÚwÚ To xDD set my bwothew uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King -UwU In >_> deadwy UwU hate OwO the ^-^ onye x3 against OwO the other; -And ^-^ if UwU King >_< Edwawd >w< be as OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^.^ just -UwU As I x3 am subtle, fawse, ÚwÚ and ^-^ tweachewous, -:3 This :3 day shouwd uWu Cwawence cwosewy >w< be OwO mew'd up- -About :3 a prophecy ;;w;; which :33 says UwU that :33 G -x3 Of x3 Edwawd's ;;w;; heiws OwO the murderer uWu shaww UwU be. -ÚwÚ Dive, ^-^ thoughts, ;;w;; down ^-^ to my ÚwÚ souw. ;;w;; Hewe uWu Cwawence comes. - -x3 Entew CWAWENCE, UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and ^w^ BWAKENBUWY - -xDD Bwothew, good day. What :3 means :3 this UwU awmed guawd -:33 That >_< waits x3 upon >_> youw :33 Gwace? -CWAWENCE. His uWu Majesty, -Tend'wing my person's >w< safety, ;;w;; hath appointed -:3 This OwO conduct ^-^ to convey me ^-^ to th' :33 Towew. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Upon what cause? -CWAWENCE. xDD Because my name :3 is :3 Geowge. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Awack, my lord, UwU that fauwt :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of UwU youws: -ÚwÚ He x3 shouwd, uWu fow UwU that, commit >_> youw :3 godfathews. -:33 O, belike his uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath >w< some ^.^ intent -:33 That you shouwd >w< be new-christ'ned in OwO the :33 Towew. -But ^w^ what's OwO the matter, >w< Cwawence? May I uWu knyow? -CWAWENCE. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ Wichawd, when I know; uWu fow I uWu pwotest -UwU As ÚwÚ yet I ^-^ do not; ;;w;; but, as I can learn, -ÚwÚ He OwO heawkens aftew uWu pwophecies ÚwÚ and dreams, -And ^-^ fwom OwO the cross-row plucks OwO the letter :33 G, -And :33 says :3 a x3 wizawd told him UwU that uWu by :33 G -His xDD issue disinhewited shouwd ^w^ be; -And, uWu fow my name >_> of xDD Geowge begins with :33 G, -^w^ It UwU fowwows in his ^w^ thought UwU that I x3 am ^w^ he. -^w^ These, as I learn, ÚwÚ and such >_< wike xDD toys as ^.^ these -;;w;; Hath ;;w;; mov'd his Highness ^-^ to commit me OwO nyow. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is when x3 men awe :33 wuw'd uWu by ^-^ women: -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King UwU that >_> sends you ^-^ to OwO the Towew; -UwU My OwO Wady xDD Gwey his xDD wife, Clarence, 'tis ^.^ she -:33 That :33 tempews him ^-^ to :3 this extwemity. ->_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^.^ she ÚwÚ and UwU that good man >_> of wowship, -Antony ^w^ Woodviwwe, xDD hew bwothew there, -:33 That :3 made him ^-^ send Wowd ^-^ Hastings ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, -From :3 whence :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent :3 day ^.^ he :3 is xDD dewivewed? -We awe ^.^ nyot xDD safe, Clarence; ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ safe. -CWAWENCE. By UwU heaven, I ÚwÚ think there :3 is nyo man :3 is secure -But OwO the Queen's ^.^ kindwed, ÚwÚ and xDD nyight-wawking heralds -:33 That twudge ;;w;; betwixt OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess Showe. -Heard you ^.^ nyot what OwO an humbwe >_> suppwiant -Wowd ^-^ Hastings OwO was, uWu fow xDD hew x3 dewivewy? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Humbwy compwainying ^-^ to xDD hew >w< deity -^-^ Got my Wowd >_< Chambewwain his :33 wibewty. -I'll tell you what-I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ ouw >_< way, ->w< If ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep in :3 favouw with OwO the ;;w;; King, -ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD hew x3 men ÚwÚ and wear xDD hew uWu wivewy: -The x3 jeawous ÚwÚ o'ew-wown OwO widow, ÚwÚ and herself, -x3 Since UwU that ^-^ ouw bwothew dubb'd them ^-^ gentwewomen, -uWu Awe :3 mighty UwU gossips in ^-^ ouw OwO monyawchy. -BWAKENBUWY. I uWu beseech >_> youw Gwaces uWu both ^-^ to pawdon :3 me: -His uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath >_< stwaitwy >w< given in chawge -:33 That nyo man uWu shaww ^.^ have pwivate conference, -x3 Of what degree UwU soevew, with >_> youw brother. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Even >w< so; ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw wowship, Brakenbury, -You ^-^ may partake >_> of ^-^ any xDD thing ^-^ we xDD say: -We speak nyo tweason, >w< man; ^-^ we uWu say OwO the UwU King -^-^ Is xDD wise ÚwÚ and viwtuous, ÚwÚ and his x3 nyobwe queen -^.^ Weww struck in yeaws, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ jeawous; -We uWu say UwU that xDD Showe's UwU wife ;;w;; hath :3 a pwetty ^.^ foot, -OwO A ^-^ chewwy lip, :3 a OwO bonny eye, :3 a >_< passing >w< pweasing UwU tongue; -And UwU that OwO the Queen's UwU kindwed awe :3 made gentwefowks. -OwO How uWu say you, sir? ^w^ Can you deny >w< aww uWu this? -BWAKENBUWY. x3 With this, my lord, ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have ^-^ nyaught ^-^ to do. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Naught ^-^ to ^-^ do with ^w^ Mistwess >_< Showe! I tell ^.^ thee, +^-^ PEWCY. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 some >w< two OwO days xDD since UwU I saw x3 the >_< Pwince, +xDD And told ^.^ him of UwU those triumphs hewd uWu at Oxford. +BOLINGBROKE. xDD And >_> what uWu said x3 the OwO gawwant? +^-^ PEWCY. ÚwÚ His answew UwU was, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >w< unto x3 the stews, +xDD And from x3 the common'st creature pluck :3 a ;;w;; gwuv +xDD And ^-^ weaw >w< it >_< as :3 a ^.^ favouw; ÚwÚ and with :3 that +>w< He ^.^ wouwd ^-^ unhowse x3 the lustiest ÚwÚ chawwengew. +BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; As dissolute >_< as ^-^ despewate; yet ^w^ thwough both +UwU I >_> see x3 some OwO spawks of xDD bettew hope, which :33 ewdew years +^-^ May happily ;;w;; bwing forth. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew ^.^ AUMEWWE x3 amazed + +AUMERLE. Whewe >_> is x3 the >_> King? +BOLINGBROKE. >_> What means UwU ouw xDD cousin :3 that ^.^ he stawes ÚwÚ and :33 wooks +^w^ So wildly? +AUMERLE. ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Grace! UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, +;;w;; To uWu have x3 some conference with x3 youw Gwace >_< awonye. +BOLINGBROKE. Withdraw ^w^ youwsewves, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >_> us OwO hewe >_< awonye. +Exeunt uWu PEWCY ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS +>_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; mattew with UwU ouw xDD cousin ^.^ nyow? +AUMERLE. For OwO evew OwO may x3 my knees gwow to x3 the earth, +>_< [Knyeews] +OwO My >_> tongue ÚwÚ cweave to x3 my ÚwÚ woof within x3 my uWu mouth, +OwO Unwess :3 a UwU pawdon ere UwU I rise ow >_< speak. +BOLINGBROKE. ÚwÚ Intended ow >_> committed UwU was ÚwÚ this xDD fauwt? +;;w;; If on x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, >w< how ;;w;; heinyous ;;w;; e'ew >w< it be, +;;w;; To x3 win >w< thy aftew-wuv UwU I UwU pawdon thee. +AUMERLE. UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave :3 that UwU I OwO may turn x3 the >_> key, +:33 That nyo x3 man enter >w< tiww x3 my xDD tawe be ^-^ donye. +BOLINGBROKE. :3 Have >w< thy desiwe. +;;w;; [The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK ÚwÚ knyocks uWu at x3 the doow ÚwÚ and :3 cwieth] +:3 YOWK. :33 [Within] OwO My ^.^ wiege, bewawe; wook to xDD thysewf; +^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a traitor uWu in >w< thy x3 pwesence :33 thewe. +BOLINGBROKE. [Dwawing] uWu Viwwain, I'll >_< make uWu thee ^w^ safe. +AUMERLE. OwO Stay >w< thy UwU wevengefuw xDD hand; xDD thou x3 hast nyo cause to ;;w;; feaw. +:3 YOWK. :33 [Within] ^w^ Open x3 the door, secure, ^-^ foowhawdy ;;w;; King. +Shall I, fow xDD wuv, speak UwU tweason to >w< thy ^.^ face? +^w^ Open x3 the door, ow UwU I xDD wiww bweak >w< it open. + +Entew YORK + +BOLINGBROKE. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, xDD uncwe? uWu Speak; +Recover breath; tell >_> us >w< how nyeaw >_> is uWu dangew, +:33 That ^.^ we OwO may awm >_> us to x3 encountew :3 it. +:3 YOWK. Peruse ÚwÚ this wwiting UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt ^.^ knyow +uWu The UwU tweason :3 that x3 my ^.^ haste forbids ;;w;; me show. +AUMERLE. OwO Wemembew, >_< as xDD thou read'st, >w< thy promise xDD pass'd. +UwU I UwU do wepent OwO me; ^w^ wead nyot x3 my xDD nyame uWu thewe; +OwO My >_< heawt >_> is nyot >_< confedewate with x3 my >w< hand. +:3 YOWK. ^.^ It UwU was, villain, ere >w< thy uWu hand uWu did uWu set >w< it down. +UwU I >w< towe >w< it from x3 the UwU twaitow's x3 bosom, uWu King; +Feaw, ÚwÚ and nyot xDD wuv, begets :33 his ^-^ penyitence. +:3 Fowget to pity :3 him, xDD west >w< thy pity ^-^ pwuv +^-^ A serpent :3 that xDD wiww ÚwÚ sting uWu thee to x3 the ;;w;; heawt. +BOLINGBROKE. x3 O uWu heinyous, :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and bold uWu conspiwacy! +x3 O loyal >w< fathew of :3 a treacherous ^w^ son! +^.^ Thou OwO sheew, immaculate, ÚwÚ and :33 siwvew :33 fountain, +Fwom >_> whence ÚwÚ this stweam ^w^ thwough >_> muddy >w< passages +>_< Hath hewd :33 his :3 cuwwent ÚwÚ and >_> defiw'd >_< himsewf! +x3 Thy UwU uvwfwow of ÚwÚ good converts to bad; +xDD And >w< thy abundant xDD goodnyess UwU shaww UwU excuse +This deadwy uWu bwot uWu in >w< thy digressing OwO son. +:3 YOWK. ^w^ So UwU shaww x3 my viwtue be :33 his xDD vice's ^w^ bawd; +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww spend >_< minye honour with :33 his UwU shame, +;;w;; As :3 thwiftwess xDD sons uWu theiw scraping >_> fathews' ;;w;; gowd. +Mine honour ;;w;; wives when :33 his x3 dishonyouw dies, +:33 Ow x3 my ;;w;; sham'd >w< wife uWu in :33 his x3 dishonyouw uWu wies. +^.^ Thou ^-^ kiww'st ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his :33 wife; ^.^ giving ^.^ him :33 bweath, +uWu The traitor lives, x3 the true :33 man's put to death. +DUCHESS. :33 [Within] UwU I >_> What :3 ho, x3 my ^.^ wiege, fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ in. +BOLINGBROKE. >_> What x3 shwiww-voic'd suppwiant x3 makes ÚwÚ this eagew >_> cwy? +DUCHESS. :33 [Within] ^-^ A ^w^ woman, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye uWu aunt, great uWu King; UwU 'tis ^.^ I. +^w^ Speak with uWu me, pity uWu me, open x3 the UwU doow. +^-^ A beggar begs :3 that >_< nyevew begg'd befowe. +BOLINGBROKE. Our scene >_> is alt'red from :3 a sewious ÚwÚ thing, +xDD And nyow chang'd to 'The Beggar ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO King.' +OwO My uWu dangewous OwO cousin, wet x3 youw mothew ^.^ in. +UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she >_> is come to pray fow x3 youw fouw >_< sin. +:3 YOWK. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU do UwU pawdon whosoevew pray, +uWu Mowe :3 sins fow ÚwÚ this forgiveness prosper may. +This UwU fest'wed UwU joint :3 cut ^w^ off, x3 the xDD west xDD west >w< sound; +This wet awonye xDD wiww aww x3 the xDD west confound. + +Entew DUCHESS + +DUCHESS. x3 O OwO King, ^-^ bewieve nyot ÚwÚ this uWu hawd-heawted ;;w;; man! +Wuv >w< woving nyot itself, >_< nyonye othew ;;w;; can. +:3 YOWK. ^.^ Thou frantic ^w^ woman, >_> what dost xDD thou >_< make hewe? +Shall >w< thy ;;w;; owd ;;w;; dugs >_> once ^.^ mowe :3 a traitor ^-^ weaw? +DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Sweet York, be uWu patient. >w< Heaw uWu me, ^-^ gentwe OwO wiege. +>_< [Knyeews] +BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Wise up, ÚwÚ good ^-^ aunt. +DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^w^ yet, UwU I uWu thee >w< beseech. +For OwO evew xDD wiww UwU I UwU wawk ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu knyees, +xDD And >_< nyevew >_> see day :3 that x3 the ^w^ happy sees +Tiww xDD thou UwU give :33 joy; ÚwÚ untiw xDD thou bid ;;w;; me joy +^-^ By pardoning Rutland, x3 my twansgwessing uWu boy. +AUMERLE. uWu Unto x3 my ;;w;; mothew's >_< pwayews UwU I >w< bend x3 my uWu knyee. +>_< [Knyeews] +:3 YOWK. ^w^ Against them xDD both, x3 my true xDD joints bended >w< be. +>_< [Knyeews] +>_< Iww uWu mayst xDD thou thwive, >_> if xDD thou gwant xDD any grace! +DUCHESS. Pleads ^.^ he uWu in eawnyest? Wook ;;w;; upon :33 his face; +ÚwÚ His eyes UwU do >_< dwop nyo ^-^ teaws, :33 his >_< pwayews OwO awe uWu in >_> jest; +ÚwÚ His wowds come from :33 his uWu mouth, ouws from UwU ouw UwU bweast. +>w< He prays >_> but ^w^ faintwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd be :33 denyied; +We pray with >_< heawt ÚwÚ and x3 souw, ÚwÚ and aww >_< beside. +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ weawy xDD joints ^.^ wouwd gwadwy >_< wise, UwU I know; +Our knees still ^w^ knyeew >w< tiww to x3 the x3 gwound ;;w;; they ^w^ gwow. +ÚwÚ His >_< pwayews OwO awe full of UwU fawse hypocrisy; +^-^ Ouws of true ^.^ zeaw ÚwÚ and >_> deep uWu integwity. +Our >_< pwayews UwU do UwU out-pway ^w^ his; xDD then wet them uWu have +:33 That xDD mewcy which true :3 pwayew ought to :3 have. +BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Good uWu aunt, stand :33 up. +DUCHESS. UwU do nyot >_> say >_< 'stand up'; +x3 Say 'pardon' ÚwÚ fiwst, ÚwÚ and afterwards >_< 'stand ^.^ up.' +^-^ An >_> if UwU I :3 wewe >w< thy xDD nyuwse, >w< thy >_> tongue to >w< teach, +uWu 'Pawdon' >_> shouwd be x3 the xDD fiwst ;;w;; wowd of >w< thy :33 speech. +UwU I >_< nyevew >_< wong'd to hear :3 a ;;w;; wowd >w< tiww >_< nyow; +x3 Say ;;w;; 'pawdon,' uWu King; wet pity >_< teach uWu thee ^.^ how. +uWu The ;;w;; wowd >_> is ^.^ showt, >_> but nyot UwU so showt >_< as sweet; +No ;;w;; wowd ^.^ wike 'pardon' fow kings' mouths UwU so ^.^ meet. +:3 YOWK. ^w^ Speak >w< it uWu in Fwench, OwO King, >_> say :3 'pawdonnye ^.^ moy.' +DUCHESS. uWu Dost xDD thou >_< teach UwU pawdon UwU pawdon to destwoy? +xDD Ah, x3 my :3 souw ^.^ husband, x3 my uWu hawd-heawted uWu wowd, +:33 That :33 sets x3 the ;;w;; wowd itsewf OwO against x3 the word! +^w^ Speak 'pardon' >_< as UwU 'tis :3 cuwwent uWu in UwU ouw land; +uWu The :3 chopping OwO Fwench ^.^ we UwU do nyot :33 undewstand. +OwO Thinye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ begins to :3 speak, uWu set >w< thy >_> tongue uWu thewe; +:33 Ow uWu in >w< thy ^.^ piteous >_< heawt plant xDD thou ^.^ thinye eaw, +:33 That hearing >w< how UwU ouw plaints ÚwÚ and >_< pwayews UwU do piewce, +x3 Pity OwO may move uWu thee 'pardon' to OwO weheawse. +BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Good uWu aunt, stand :33 up. +DUCHESS. UwU I UwU do nyot sue to xDD stand; +^w^ Pawdon >_> is aww x3 the >_> suit UwU I uWu have uWu in >w< hand. +BOLINGBROKE. UwU I UwU pawdon :3 him, >_< as ^w^ God UwU shaww UwU pawdon x3 me. +DUCHESS. x3 O ^w^ happy ;;w;; vantage of :3 a >_< knyeewing knee! +ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I >w< sick fow ;;w;; feaw. ^w^ Speak >w< it ;;w;; again. +xDD Twice :3 saying 'pardon' xDD doth nyot UwU pawdon twain, +OwO But x3 makes one UwU pawdon strong. +BOLINGBROKE. With aww x3 my >_< heawt +UwU I UwU pawdon ^.^ him. +DUCHESS. ^-^ A god on ^.^ eawth xDD thou art. +BOLINGBROKE. OwO But fow UwU ouw trusty brother-in-law ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU Abbot, +With aww x3 the xDD west of :3 that ^w^ consowted UwU cwew, +Destruction ^w^ stwaight UwU shaww dog them uWu at x3 the xDD heews. +^-^ Good uWu uncwe, OwO hewp to order sevewaw ÚwÚ powews +;;w;; To uWu Oxfowd, ow where'er these traitors x3 awe. +^-^ They UwU shaww nyot ^w^ wive within ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, UwU I x3 sweaw, +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww uWu have ÚwÚ them, >_> if UwU I >_> once ^.^ knyow x3 whewe. +>_> Uncwe, faweweww; x3 and, OwO cousin, uWu adieu; +uWu Youw mothew weww hath ^.^ pway'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv xDD you true. +DUCHESS. ^.^ Come, x3 my ;;w;; owd son; UwU I pray ^w^ God >_< make uWu thee new. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. +^-^ Windsow ;;w;; Castwe + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW xDD PIEWCE ÚwÚ OF >w< EXTON ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD sewvant + +:33 EXTON. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot mark x3 the OwO King, >_> what wowds ^.^ he ^.^ spake? +xDD 'Have UwU I nyo :33 fwiend xDD wiww x3 wid ;;w;; me of ÚwÚ this UwU wiving x3 feaw?' +Was >w< it nyot so? +SEWVANT. ;;w;; These :3 wewe :33 his xDD vewy ÚwÚ wowds. +:33 EXTON. xDD 'Have UwU I nyo >_> fwiend?' quoth he. >w< He x3 spake >w< it twice +xDD And ;;w;; uwg'd >w< it twice together, uWu did ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? +SEWVANT. >w< He ^.^ did. +:33 EXTON. ^.^ And, speaking :33 it, ^.^ he OwO wishtwy >_> wook'd on uWu me, +;;w;; As who >_> shouwd >_> say ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt x3 the x3 man +:33 That ^.^ wouwd :3 divowce ÚwÚ this tewwow from x3 my heawt'; +:3 Meanying x3 the ^w^ King uWu at >w< Pomfwet. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< King's fwiend, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww x3 wid :33 his foe. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE 5. +uWu Pomfwet UwU Castwe. uWu The >_< dungeon of x3 the ;;w;; Castwe + +Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I uWu have :33 been >_> studying >w< how UwU I OwO may compare +This :3 pwison :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ wive >w< unto x3 the wowwd +^.^ And, fow uWu because x3 the wowwd >_> is uWu popuwous +xDD And OwO hewe >_> is nyot :3 a creature >_> but myself, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do :3 it. ÚwÚ Yet I'll hammew >w< it OwO out. +OwO My :3 bwain I'll ^-^ pwuv x3 the >_< femawe to x3 my x3 souw, +OwO My :3 souw x3 the father; ÚwÚ and these >w< two x3 beget +^-^ A OwO genyewation of :33 stiww-bweeding thoughts, +xDD And these same >_< thoughts OwO peopwe ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe ^w^ wowwd, +^w^ In humours ^.^ wike x3 the OwO peopwe of ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, +For nyo xDD thought >_> is ÚwÚ contented. uWu The xDD bettew sort, +;;w;; As >_< thoughts of ^.^ things divine, OwO awe intermix'd +With scruples, ÚwÚ and UwU do uWu set x3 the ;;w;; wowd itsewf +^w^ Against x3 the word, +;;w;; As thus: ^w^ 'Come, xDD wittwe onyes'; ÚwÚ and xDD then OwO again, +'It >_> is >_< as x3 hawd to come >_< as fow :3 a camew +;;w;; To :3 thwead x3 the postewn of :3 a UwU smaww ^.^ nyeedwe's UwU eye.' +Thoughts tending to ambition, ;;w;; they UwU do :3 pwot +Unwikewy wonders: >w< how these :33 vain xDD weak >_< nyaiws +^-^ May teaw :3 a uWu passage ^w^ thwough x3 the flinty OwO wibs +Of ÚwÚ this x3 hawd ^w^ wowwd, x3 my ^-^ wagged :3 pwison wawws; +^.^ And, fow ;;w;; they cannot, ^-^ die uWu in uWu theiw UwU own pwide. +Thoughts tending to :3 content flatter x3 themsewves +:33 That ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot x3 the xDD fiwst of ;;w;; fowtunye's swaves, +x3 Nyow UwU shaww nyot be x3 the last; ^.^ wike siwwy x3 beggaws +UwU Who, :3 sitting uWu in x3 the uWu stocks, ÚwÚ wefuge uWu theiw UwU shame, +:33 That UwU many uWu have ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews ^w^ must sit uWu thewe; +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD thought ;;w;; they find :3 a uWu kind of uWu ease, +ÚwÚ Beawing uWu theiw UwU own misfowtunyes on x3 the back +Of xDD such >_< as uWu have >w< befowe :33 enduw'd x3 the >_> wike. +^-^ Thus :33 pway UwU I uWu in one ÚwÚ pewson UwU many >_> peopwe, +xDD And >_< nyonye ÚwÚ contented. Sometimes ^w^ am UwU I uWu king; +UwU Then :3 tweasons >_< make ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wish mysewf :3 a beggar, +xDD And UwU so UwU I am. UwU Then >w< cwushing penyuwy +Pewsuades ;;w;; me UwU I UwU was xDD bettew when :3 a uWu king; +UwU Then ^w^ am UwU I king'd again; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by +^w^ Think :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ unking'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, +xDD And ^w^ stwaight ^w^ am OwO nyothing. OwO But whate'er UwU I be, +x3 Nyow I, nor xDD any x3 man :3 that >_> but x3 man ;;w;; is, +With >_< nyothing UwU shaww be pleas'd >w< tiww ^.^ he be eas'd +With ^.^ being OwO nyothing. ;;w;; [The uWu music ÚwÚ pways] +Music UwU do UwU I UwU heaw? +>w< Ha, :33 ha! >_< keep uWu time. How :3 souw x3 sweet uWu music >_> is +x3 When time >_> is broke ÚwÚ and nyo :33 pwopowtion x3 kept! +^w^ So >_> is >w< it uWu in x3 the uWu music of men's ^.^ wives. +xDD And OwO hewe uWu have UwU I x3 the ^.^ daintinyess of ear +;;w;; To ^.^ check time broke uWu in :3 a disorder'd UwU stwing; +But, fow x3 the concowd of x3 my >w< state ÚwÚ and time, +xDD Had nyot >w< an ear to hear x3 my true time >_< bwoke. +UwU I wasted time, ÚwÚ and nyow xDD doth time uWu waste OwO me; +For nyow hath time UwU made ;;w;; me :33 his ÚwÚ nyumb'wing clock: +OwO My >_< thoughts OwO awe ;;w;; minyutes; ÚwÚ and with :3 sighs ;;w;; they jaw +^-^ Theiw watches on >w< unto >_< minye ^w^ eyes, x3 the :33 outwawd >w< watch, +:33 Wheweto x3 my finger, ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ diaw's UwU point, +Is ^.^ pointing still, uWu in OwO cweansing them from >w< teaws. +Now ^w^ siw, x3 the >_> sound :3 that uWu tewws >_> what >_> houw >w< it >_> is +^w^ Awe ;;w;; cwamowous groans which strike ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu heawt, +>_< Which >_> is x3 the bell. ^w^ So xDD sighs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and :33 gwoans, +uWu Show minyutes, xDD times, ÚwÚ and ^-^ houws; >_> but x3 my time +;;w;; Wuns UwU posting on uWu in uWu Bowingbwoke's OwO pwoud joy, +While UwU I stand ;;w;; foowing UwU hewe, :33 his x3 Jack of x3 the ^.^ cwock. +This uWu music ^-^ mads x3 me. Let >w< it >_> sound nyo mowe; +For ^w^ though >w< it uWu have holp OwO madmen to uWu theiw UwU wits, +^w^ In ;;w;; me >w< it ;;w;; seems >w< it xDD wiww >_< make uWu wise ;;w;; men >_> mad. +ÚwÚ Yet >_> bwessing on :33 his >_< heawt :3 that ;;w;; gives >w< it me! +For UwU 'tis :3 a xDD sign of love; ÚwÚ and wuv to Richard +Is :3 a ;;w;; stwange brooch uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ aww-hating wowwd. + +Entew :3 a GWOOM of x3 the stable + +^w^ GWOOM. >w< Haiw, royal >w< Pwince! +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< Thanks, x3 nyobwe OwO peew! +uWu The cheapest of >_> us >_> is ;;w;; ten :33 gwoats ^w^ too deaw. +>_> What awt thou? ÚwÚ and >w< how comest xDD thou hithew, +Whewe nyo x3 man >_< nyevew x3 comes >_> but :3 that >_> sad dog +:33 That >_< bwings ;;w;; me OwO food to >_< make OwO misfowtunye >_> wive? +^w^ GWOOM. UwU I UwU was :3 a poor >_< gwoom of >w< thy stabwe, OwO King, +x3 When xDD thou OwO wewt uWu king; who, travelling uWu towawds York, +With much x3 ado uWu at :33 wength uWu have >_< gotten OwO weave +;;w;; To wook ;;w;; upon x3 my x3 sometimes royal xDD mastew's ;;w;; face. +>_< O, >w< how >w< it ern'd x3 my uWu heawt, when UwU I uWu behewd, +^w^ In ;;w;; Wondon ÚwÚ stweets, :3 that coronation-day, +x3 When :3 Bowingbwoke rode on ^w^ woan xDD Bawbawy- +:33 That UwU howse :3 that xDD thou UwU so often x3 hast bestwid, +:33 That UwU howse :3 that UwU I UwU so uWu cawefuwwy uWu have >_< dwess'd! +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Rode ^.^ he on Barbary? Teww uWu me, ^-^ gentwe fwiend, +How OwO went ^.^ he :33 undew him? +^w^ GWOOM. ^w^ So x3 pwoudwy >_< as >_> if ^.^ he ;;w;; disdain'd x3 the :33 gwound. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ So OwO pwoud :3 that :3 Bowingbwoke UwU was on :33 his >_> back! +:33 That uWu jade hath eat ^.^ bwead from x3 my royal xDD hand; +This uWu hand hath UwU made ^.^ him OwO pwoud with cwapping ^.^ him. +Wouwd ^.^ he nyot stumbwe? ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he nyot faww ;;w;; down, +Since >_< pwide ^w^ must uWu have :3 a ^.^ faww, ÚwÚ and bweak x3 the x3 nyeck +Of :3 that OwO pwoud x3 man :3 that uWu did usuwp :33 his back? +uWu Fowgivenyess, UwU howse! Why UwU do UwU I waiw on ÚwÚ thee, +Since UwU thou, created to be aw'd ^.^ by ^w^ man, +UwU Wast bown to UwU beaw? UwU I UwU was nyot UwU made :3 a :33 howse; +xDD And yet UwU I UwU beaw :3 a buwden ^.^ wike >w< an ass, +Spurr'd, gaww'd, ÚwÚ and :3 tiw'd, ^.^ by >_< jauncing ^.^ Bowingbwoke. + +Entew >_> KEEPEW with :3 meat + +OwO KEEPEW. ÚwÚ Fewwow, UwU give pwace; OwO hewe >_> is nyo longer >_< stay. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; If xDD thou wuv uWu me, UwU 'tis time xDD thou OwO wewt xDD away. +^w^ GWOOM. x3 my >_> tongue x3 dawes >_> nyot, :3 that x3 my >_< heawt UwU shaww :3 say. +uWu Exit +OwO KEEPEW. OwO My uWu wowd, will't uWu pwease xDD you to faww to? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Taste of >w< it xDD fiwst >_< as xDD thou awt UwU wont to xDD do. +OwO KEEPEW. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I dawe not. Sir Piewce of Exton, +Who :3 watewy ^-^ came from x3 the OwO King, ;;w;; commands x3 the ^.^ contwawy. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take Henwy of :3 Wancastew ÚwÚ and uWu thee! +;;w;; Patience >_> is ^-^ stawe, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ weawy of :3 it. +:33 [Beats x3 the OwO KEEPEW] +OwO KEEPEW. Hewp, hewp, :33 hewp! +uWu The murderers, >w< EXTON ÚwÚ and x3 sewvants, >_< wush x3 in, :3 awmed +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. How >_< nyow! >_> What means :33 death uWu in ÚwÚ this wude ^w^ assauwt? +uWu Viwwain, >w< thy UwU own uWu hand yiewds >w< thy ^w^ death's x3 instwument. +UwU [Snyatching :3 a :33 weapon ÚwÚ and UwU kiwwing :3 onye] +Go xDD thou ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiww anyothew >_> woom uWu in uWu heww. +[He :33 kiwws another, xDD then >w< EXTON :33 stwikes ^.^ him down] +:33 That uWu hand UwU shaww buwn uWu in nyevew-quenching fire +:33 That staggews OwO thus x3 my person. Exton, >w< thy >_< fiewce uWu hand +>_< Hath with x3 the >_< King's :3 bwood x3 stain'd x3 the >_< King's UwU own xDD wand. +Mount, :3 mount, x3 my souw! >w< thy uWu seat >_> is x3 up on ÚwÚ high; +Whilst x3 my gwoss >w< fwesh uWu sinks downward, OwO hewe to die. +:33 [Dies] +:33 EXTON. ;;w;; As full of valour >_< as of royal blood. +UwU Both uWu have UwU I uWu spiww'd. >_< O, ^.^ wouwd x3 the ^.^ deed :3 wewe >w< good! +For nyow x3 the deviw, :3 that told ;;w;; me UwU I uWu did weww, +^w^ Says :3 that ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed >_> is ^.^ chwonyicwed uWu in uWu heww. +This >_< dead ^w^ King to x3 the UwU wiving ^w^ King I'll bear. +^.^ Take >w< hence x3 the ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and UwU give them >w< buwiaw hewe. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 6. +^-^ Windsow ;;w;; Castwe + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew BOLINGBROKE, x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, With othew ;;w;; WOWDS +ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +BOLINGBROKE. Kind :33 uncwe York, x3 the ^-^ watest nyews ^.^ we hear +Is :3 that x3 the ÚwÚ webews uWu have x3 consum'd with fire +Our :33 town of ;;w;; Cicetew uWu in Gloucestershire; +OwO But >w< whethew ;;w;; they be >_> ta'en ow :3 swain ^.^ we hear not. + +Entew NyOWTHUMBEWWAND + +Welcome, x3 my OwO wowd. >_> What >_> is x3 the nyews? +:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Fiwst, to >w< thy uWu sacwed >w< state ÚwÚ wish UwU I aww ÚwÚ happinyess. +uWu The :3 nyext nyews ;;w;; is, UwU I uWu have to ;;w;; Wondon sent +uWu The heads of >_> Sawisbuwy, ^-^ Spencew, Bwunt, ÚwÚ and Kent. +uWu The ^w^ mannyew of uWu theiw :3 taking OwO may appeaw +At large uWu discouwsed uWu in ÚwÚ this paper hewe. +BOLINGBROKE. We >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe >w< Pewcy, fow >w< thy pains; +xDD And to >w< thy ^.^ wowth xDD wiww >_< add >w< wight ÚwÚ wowthy gains. + +Entew OwO FITZWATEW + +FITZWATER. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have from Oxford sent to ;;w;; Wondon +uWu The heads of Brocas ÚwÚ and Sir Bennet Seely; +Two of x3 the uWu dangewous ^w^ consowted traitors +:33 That >_< sought uWu at Oxford >w< thy xDD diwe uvwthwow. +BOLINGBROKE. x3 Thy pains, ^-^ Fitzwatew, UwU shaww nyot be :3 fowgot; +x3 Wight x3 nyobwe >_> is >w< thy uWu mewit, weww UwU I UwU wot. + +Entew ^w^ PEWCY, With x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE + +^-^ PEWCY. uWu The grand OwO conspiwatow, x3 Abbot of Westminstew, +With clog of >_> conscience ÚwÚ and :3 souw UwU mewanchowy, +>_< Hath yiewded x3 up :33 his >w< body to x3 the >w< gwave; +OwO But OwO hewe >_> is >_> Cawwiswe >w< wiving, to abide +x3 Thy >_> kingwy doom, ÚwÚ and :33 sentence of :33 his pwide. +BOLINGBROKE. Carlisle, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 youw >w< doom: +Choose x3 out x3 some secret pwace, x3 some reverend room, +uWu Mowe than xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, ÚwÚ and with >w< it joy >w< thy :33 wife; +^w^ So >_< as xDD thou x3 wiv'st uWu in ÚwÚ peace, ^-^ die fwee from stwife; +For ^w^ though >_< minye ;;w;; enyemy xDD thou x3 hast OwO evew ^-^ been, +xDD High OwO spawks of honour uWu in uWu thee uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ seen. + +Entew ^w^ EXTON, with uWu attendants, hearing :3 a UwU coffin + +:33 EXTON. UwU Gweat OwO King, within ÚwÚ this UwU coffin UwU I xDD pwesent +x3 Thy buried ;;w;; feaw. x3 Hewein aww ^w^ bweathwess wies +uWu The mightiest of >w< thy ÚwÚ gweatest UwU enyemies, +Richard of Bordeaux, ^.^ by ;;w;; me ÚwÚ hithew ^-^ bwought. +BOLINGBROKE. Exton, UwU I >_> thank uWu thee x3 nyot; fow xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; wwought +^-^ A ^.^ deed of ^-^ swandew with >w< thy uWu fataw uWu hand +>_> Upon x3 my >_> head ÚwÚ and aww ÚwÚ this famous xDD wand. +:33 EXTON. Fwom x3 youw UwU own uWu mouth, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu did UwU I ÚwÚ this UwU deed. +BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ They wuv nyot x3 poison :3 that UwU do x3 poison need, +x3 Nyow UwU do UwU I thee. ;;w;; Though UwU I uWu did ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him >_< dead, +UwU I ^-^ hate x3 the muwdewew, wuv ^.^ him OwO muwdewed. +uWu The guilt of >_> conscience OwO take xDD thou fow >w< thy wabouw, +OwO But :3 nyeithew x3 my ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd nor princely ^.^ favouw; +With UwU Cain OwO go >w< wandew thorough x3 shades of night, +xDD And >_< nyevew x3 show >w< thy >_> head ^.^ by day nor light. +;;w;; Wowds, UwU I ^w^ pwotest x3 my :3 souw >_> is full of woe +:33 That :3 bwood >_> shouwd sprinkle ;;w;; me to >_< make ;;w;; me ^w^ gwow. +^.^ Come, mouwn with ;;w;; me fow >_> what UwU I UwU do :33 wament, +xDD And put on UwU suwwen black UwU incontinyent. +I'll >_< make :3 a ^w^ voyage to x3 the Holy Land, +;;w;; To >_< wash ÚwÚ this :3 bwood x3 off from x3 my guiwty >w< hand. +March sadwy :3 aftew; xDD gwace x3 my >_> mouwnyings OwO hewe +^w^ In weeping ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ this untimely uWu biew. Exeunt + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +ÚwÚ 1593 + +;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD :3 III + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +>w< EDWAWD ^-^ THE ;;w;; FOUWTH + +:33 Sons to x3 the ^w^ King +EDWARD, PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES afterwards ;;w;; KING >w< EDWAWD V +WICHAWD, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, + +OwO Bwothews to x3 the ^w^ King +GEORGE, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF OwO CWAWENCE, +WICHAWD, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, afterwards ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD :3 III + +^-^ A :3 YOUNG ^.^ SON ÚwÚ OF >_> CWAWENCE (Edward, ^-^ Eaww of ;;w;; Wawwick) +>_> HENWY, EARL ÚwÚ OF :33 WICHMOND, afterwards ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY OwO VII +x3 CAWDINyAW uWu BOUWCHIEW, ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY +THOMAS >w< WOTHEWHAM, ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF YORK +>_< JOHN ÚwÚ MOWTON, xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF EWY +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF BUCKINGHAM +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK +EARL ÚwÚ OF uWu SUWWEY, :33 his >_< son +EARL x3 WIVEWS, ÚwÚ bwothew to ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's xDD Queen +MARQUIS ÚwÚ OF DORSET ÚwÚ and >w< WOWD x3 GWEY, her xDD sons +EARL ÚwÚ OF x3 OXFOWD +>w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS +>w< WOWD UwU WOVEW +>w< WOWD STANWEY, ^w^ cawwed awso EARL ÚwÚ OF xDD DEWBY +ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS ^.^ VAUGHAN +ÚwÚ SIW UwU WICHAWD WATCWIFF +ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM CATESBY +ÚwÚ SIW x3 JAMES >_< TYWWEW +ÚwÚ SIW x3 JAMES ^-^ BWOUNT +ÚwÚ SIW WALTER :33 HEWBEWT +ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM BRANDON +ÚwÚ SIW ^w^ WOBEWT ^-^ BWAKENBUWY, Wieutenyant of x3 the ^-^ Towew +CHRISTOPHER ;;w;; UWSWICK, :3 a priest +>w< WOWD >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF >_> WONDON +SHERIFF ÚwÚ OF xDD WIWTSHIWE +HASTINGS, :3 a pursuivant +>_< TWESSEW ÚwÚ and >w< BEWKEWEY, gentlemen :33 attending on xDD Wady >_> Annye +ELIZABETH, xDD Queen to ^w^ King Edward IV +>_> MAWGAWET, ^.^ widow of ^w^ King Henwy :33 VI +DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF YORK, mothew to ^w^ King Edward IV +:3 WADY :33 ANNyE, ^.^ widow of Edwawd, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, >_< son to ^w^ King +Henwy VI; afterwards mawwied to x3 the >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew +^-^ A :3 YOUNG DAUGHTEW ÚwÚ OF >_> CWAWENCE (Mawgawet Pwantagenyet, +^w^ Countess of Sawisbuwy) +Ghosts, of >w< Wichawd's xDD victims +;;w;; Wowds, ÚwÚ Gentwemen, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants; x3 Pwiest, >_> Scwivenyew, >_> Page, uWu Bishops, +UwU Awdewmen, uWu Citizens, Soldiers, Messengews, :33 Muwdewews, Keeper + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: England + +^w^ King Richard x3 the uWu Thiwd + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew WICHAWD, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, sowus + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Now >_> is x3 the winter of UwU ouw ;;w;; discontent +Made glorious ^-^ summew ^.^ by ÚwÚ this sun of Yowk; +xDD And aww x3 the :33 cwouds :3 that lour'd ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ;;w;; house +^w^ In x3 the >_> deep ^w^ bosom of x3 the xDD ocean buried. +Now OwO awe UwU ouw ^w^ bwows bound with ;;w;; victowious wweaths; +Our xDD bwuised :3 awms UwU hung x3 up fow monuments; +Our xDD stewn awawums chang'd to ^.^ mewwy ^.^ meetings, +Our :3 dweadfuw ^w^ mawches to >_> dewightfuw ;;w;; measuwes. +uWu Gwim-visag'd >w< waw hath uWu smooth'd :33 his wwinkwed ÚwÚ fwont, +xDD And now, ^w^ instead of ^w^ mounting bawbed OwO steeds +;;w;; To :33 fwight x3 the >w< souws of x3 feawfuw advewsawies, +>w< He OwO capews x3 nyimbwy uWu in :3 a >_> wady's x3 chambew +;;w;; To x3 the OwO wascivious pweasing of :3 a >_< wute. +OwO But ^.^ I-that ^w^ am nyot shap'd fow >w< spowtive twicks, +x3 Nyow UwU made to court >w< an :3 amowous wooking-gwass- +^.^ I-that ^w^ am wudewy ^.^ stamp'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ want love's ^.^ majesty +;;w;; To ^w^ stwut >w< befowe :3 a >_< wanton OwO ambwing nymph- +^.^ I-that ^w^ am cuwtaiw'd of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw proportion, +>w< Cheated of :33 featuwe ^.^ by dissembling nyatuwe, +Defowm'd, unfinyish'd, sent >w< befowe x3 my time +^.^ Into ÚwÚ this :33 bweathing wowwd scawce half UwU made up, +xDD And :3 that UwU so wamewy ÚwÚ and ^-^ unfashionyabwe +:33 That ^.^ dogs >_< bawk uWu at ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I UwU hawt ^.^ by OwO them- +Why, I, uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD weak ^.^ piping time of ÚwÚ peace, +:3 Have nyo delight to pass OwO away x3 the time, +OwO Unwess to ^w^ spy x3 my :3 shadow uWu in x3 the sun +xDD And OwO descant on >_< minye UwU own >_< defowmity. +xDD And OwO thewefowe, xDD since UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ pwuv :3 a wuvw +;;w;; To entertain these >w< faiw ^w^ weww-spoken uWu days, +UwU I ^w^ am :3 detewminyed to ^-^ pwuv :3 a viwwain +xDD And ^-^ hate x3 the idle >_< pweasuwes of these days. +Plots uWu have UwU I :33 waid, uWu inductions UwU dangewous, +^-^ By ^w^ dwunken x3 pwophecies, wibews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweams, +;;w;; To uWu set x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_> Cwawence ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King +^w^ In deadwy ^-^ hate x3 the one OwO against x3 the >w< othew; +xDD And >_> if ^w^ King Edward be >_< as true ÚwÚ and >w< just +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ subtwe, :3 fawse, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tweachewous, +This day >_> shouwd >_> Cwawence x3 cwosewy be :33 mew'd xDD up- +About :3 a prophecy which ;;w;; says :3 that ;;w;; G +Of >_< Edwawd's :3 heiws x3 the x3 muwdewew UwU shaww >w< be. +UwU Dive, thoughts, down to x3 my ^-^ souw. :3 Hewe >_> Cwawence ^w^ comes. + +Entew OwO CWAWENCE, >w< guawded, ÚwÚ and ^-^ BWAKENBUWY + +UwU Bwothew, ÚwÚ good x3 day. >_> What means ÚwÚ this :3 awmed xDD guawd +:33 That waits ;;w;; upon x3 youw Gwace? +CLARENCE. ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ Majesty, +UwU Tend'wing x3 my >w< pewson's safety, hath uWu appointed +This ÚwÚ conduct to :33 convey ;;w;; me to x3 th' Towew. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Upon >_> what ^w^ cause? +CLARENCE. >_< Because x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ Geowge. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Awack, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ;;w;; fauwt >_> is >_< nyonye of yours: +>w< He should, fow :3 that, :3 commit x3 youw godfathers. +>_< O, ;;w;; bewike :33 his ;;w;; Majesty hath x3 some :3 intent +:33 That xDD you >_> shouwd be :3 nyew-chwist'nyed uWu in x3 the Towew. +OwO But UwU what's x3 the >w< mattew, x3 Cwawence? ^-^ May UwU I xDD knyow? +CLARENCE. Yea, ^.^ Wichawd, when UwU I know; fow UwU I ^w^ pwotest +;;w;; As yet UwU I UwU do x3 nyot; but, >_< as UwU I ^.^ can ÚwÚ weawn, +>w< He uWu heawkens ÚwÚ aftew prophecies ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweams, +xDD And from x3 the cross-row OwO pwucks x3 the >_> wettew :3 G, +xDD And ;;w;; says :3 a wizard told ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ by ;;w;; G +ÚwÚ His x3 issue ^w^ disinhewited >_> shouwd be; +^.^ And, fow x3 my xDD nyame of ^w^ Geowge ÚwÚ begins with :3 G, +^.^ It xDD fowwows uWu in :33 his xDD thought :3 that UwU I ^w^ am he. +These, >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ weawn, ÚwÚ and xDD such ^.^ wike :3 toys >_< as these +>_< Hath x3 mov'd :33 his >_> Highnyess to :3 commit ;;w;; me now. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, ÚwÚ this >w< it >_> is when ;;w;; men OwO awe wuw'd ^.^ by ^w^ women: +'Tis nyot x3 the ^w^ King :3 that OwO sends xDD you to x3 the Tower; +OwO My xDD Wady Grey :33 his :3 wife, >w< Cwawence, UwU 'tis ^.^ she +:33 That ^.^ tempews ^.^ him to ÚwÚ this extwemity. +Was >w< it nyot ^.^ she ÚwÚ and :3 that ÚwÚ good x3 man of worship, +OwO Antony uWu Woodviwwe, her ÚwÚ bwothew thewe, +:33 That UwU made ^.^ him >_> send Lord >w< Hastings to x3 the Towew, +Fwom >_> whence ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent day ^.^ he >_> is >w< dewivewed? +We OwO awe nyot safe, Cwawence; ^.^ we OwO awe nyot ^w^ safe. +CLARENCE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I think there >_> is nyo x3 man >_> is ^.^ secuwe +OwO But x3 the Queen's ;;w;; kindwed, ÚwÚ and night-walking OwO hewawds +:33 That UwU twudge betwixt x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Mistress uWu Showe. +^-^ Heawd xDD you nyot >_> what >w< an humble suppwiant +Lord >w< Hastings UwU was, fow her dewivewy? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Humbwy compwainying to her deity +Got x3 my Lord Chambewwain :33 his OwO wibewty. +I'll tell xDD you what-I think >w< it >_> is UwU ouw :3 way, +;;w;; If ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< keep uWu in ^.^ favouw with x3 the OwO King, +;;w;; To be her ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaw her livery: +uWu The jealous uWu o'ew-wown uWu widow, ÚwÚ and herself, +Since :3 that UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew xDD dubb'd them uWu gentwewomen, +^w^ Awe ^-^ mighty OwO gossips uWu in UwU ouw >_> monyawchy. +xDD BWAKENBUWY. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw OwO Gwaces both to UwU pawdon ;;w;; me: +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; Majesty hath stwaitwy UwU given uWu in :3 chawge +:33 That nyo x3 man UwU shaww uWu have >_> pwivate ÚwÚ confewence, +Of >_> what degwee soever, with x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Even so; UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw worship, Brakenbury, +>_> You OwO may partake of xDD any ^.^ thing ^.^ we OwO say: +We speak nyo uWu tweason, xDD man; ^.^ we >_> say x3 the ^w^ King +Is uWu wise ÚwÚ and virtuous, ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 nyobwe >_< queen +Weww >w< stwuck uWu in years, faiw, ÚwÚ and nyot jeawous; +We >_> say :3 that Shore's >w< wife hath :3 a OwO pwetty xDD foot, +^-^ A cherry x3 wip, :3 a ^w^ bonny >_< eye, :3 a passing pweasing tongue; +xDD And :3 that x3 the Queen's >w< kindwed OwO awe UwU made >w< gentwefowks. +How >_> say UwU you, UwU siw? UwU Can xDD you UwU deny aww :3 this? +xDD BWAKENBUWY. With uWu this, x3 my uWu wowd, mysewf uWu have xDD nyaught to xDD do. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Naught to UwU do with Mistress xDD Showe! UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, fewwow, -ÚwÚ He UwU that doth ^-^ nyaught with UwU hew, xDD excepting one, -Were :33 best ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ it secwetwy awonye. -BWAKENBUWY. What one, my UwU wowd? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Her xDD husband, knave! Wouldst :3 thou :33 betway x3 me? -BWAKENBUWY. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ and -withaw -UwU Fowbeaw >_> youw >w< confewence with OwO the x3 nyobwe >_> Duke. -CWAWENCE. We xDD knyow >w< thy chawge, Brakenbury, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww -;;w;; obey. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. We awe OwO the Queen's :33 abjects ÚwÚ and >w< must ;;w;; obey. -xDD Bwothew, faweweww; I uWu wiww x3 unto OwO the x3 King; -And x3 whatsoe'ew you uWu wiww x3 empwoy me ^w^ in- -Were ^.^ it ^-^ to caww UwU King x3 Edwawd's widow :33 sistew- -I uWu wiww OwO pewfowm ^.^ it ^-^ to enfwanchise you. -^w^ Meantime, :3 this ^-^ deep >w< disgwace in bwothewhood -:3 Touches me uWu deepew than you can ;;w;; imaginye. -CWAWENCE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it ^w^ pweaseth neither >_> of OwO us :33 weww. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, >_> youw impwisonment uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD wong; -I uWu wiww x3 dewivew ^w^ ow ewse lie uWu fow you. -^w^ Meantime, ^.^ have uWu patience. -CWAWENCE. I >w< must UwU pewfowce. >w< Faweweww. ->_< Exeunt CWAWENCE, ;;w;; BWAKENBUWY, ÚwÚ and guawd -OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Go ÚwÚ twead OwO the UwU path UwU that :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 nye'ew ^w^ wetuwn. -Simple, ;;w;; pwain Clarence, I ^-^ do love ÚwÚ thee OwO so -:33 That I uWu wiww :33 showtwy ^-^ send >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to UwU heaven, ->w< If >w< heaven uWu wiww UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent at ^-^ ouw hands. -But ^-^ who comes hewe? The new-delivered Hastings? - -x3 Entew LORD >_> HASTINGS - -HASTINGS. Good UwU time >_> of :3 day x3 unto my >_< gwacious wowd! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU As >w< much x3 unto my good Wowd ;;w;; Chambewwain! -^.^ Weww awe you ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the open air. -OwO How ;;w;; hath >_> youw ^.^ wowdship bwook'd ^.^ impwisonment? -HASTINGS. x3 With >_> patience, x3 nyobwe lord, as prisoners must; -But I uWu shaww live, my lord, ^-^ to ^w^ give them ^w^ thanks -:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the cause >_> of my xDD impwisonment. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, nyo ^w^ doubt; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu shaww uWu Cwawence :33 too; ->_< Fow uWu they UwU that ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_> enyemies awe his, -And ^.^ have ;;w;; pwevaiw'd as >w< much uWu on him as you. -HASTINGS. Mowe ^-^ pity UwU that OwO the x3 eagwes shouwd >w< be OwO mew'd -ÚwÚ Whiwes kites ÚwÚ and :3 buzzawds uWu pwey at :33 wibewty. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. What UwU nyews OwO abwoad? -HASTINGS. :3 Nyo UwU nyews OwO so OwO bad ÚwÚ abwoad as :3 this at UwU home: -The UwU King :3 is xDD sickwy, ;;w;; weak, ÚwÚ and mewanchowy, -And his :3 physicians ;;w;; feaw him ;;w;; mightiwy. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, uWu by x3 Saint :33 John, UwU that UwU nyews :3 is OwO bad :3 indeed. -:33 O, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ kept OwO an evil ;;w;; diet wong -And overmuch UwU consum'd his :33 woyaw pewson! -^.^ 'Tis vewy grievous ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought upon. -:3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? UwU In his >_> bed? -HASTINGS. ÚwÚ He is. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Go you OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww follow you. -Exit >_> HASTINGS -ÚwÚ He cannyot live, I hope, ÚwÚ and >w< must ^.^ nyot die -;;w;; Tiww xDD Geowge >w< be >_< pack'd with posthorse OwO up ^-^ to >_< heaven. -I'll in ^-^ to :3 uwge his xDD hatwed ^-^ mowe ^-^ to uWu Cwawence -x3 With :3 wies ;;w;; weww steel'd with ^-^ weighty awguments; -And, ^-^ if I x3 faiw ^.^ nyot in my ^-^ deep >_> intent, -uWu Cwawence ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot another :3 day ^-^ to :3 wive; -^w^ Which >_< donye, :3 God UwU take UwU King >_< Edwawd ^-^ to his >w< mewcy, -And xDD weave OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow me ^-^ to OwO bustwe in! ->_< Fow then I'll ÚwÚ mawwy xDD Wawwick's ^w^ youngest daughter. -What >w< though I xDD kiww'd xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and xDD hew fathew? -The OwO weadiest uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the wench amends -^-^ Is ^-^ to ÚwÚ become xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu fathew; -The ;;w;; which uWu wiww I-nyot >w< aww OwO so >w< much uWu fow love -UwU As uWu fow another >w< secwet :33 cwose ^.^ intent -By uWu mawwying xDD hew ;;w;; which I >w< must weach >_> unto. -But ÚwÚ yet I run before my horse ^-^ to mawket. -uWu Cwawence still >_< bweathes; >_< Edwawd still ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and weigns; -When uWu they awe gone, then >w< must I ;;w;; count my ^w^ gains. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -Wondon. >_> Anyothew uWu stweet - -x3 Entew corpse >_> of KING :33 HENWY OwO THE OwO SIXTH, with xDD hawbewds ^-^ to guawd xDD it; -LADY ANNyE being OwO the mouwnyew, attended uWu by TWESSEW ÚwÚ and >_> BEWKEWEY - -x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Set down, xDD set ;;w;; down >_> youw honyouwabwe x3 woad- ->w< If uWu honyouw ^-^ may >w< be shwouded in :3 a x3 heawse; ->w< Whiwst I :3 awhiwe :3 obsequiouswy >_> wament -^-^ Th' ;;w;; untimewy ^-^ faww >_> of ÚwÚ viwtuous UwU Wancastew. -OwO Poow key-cowd figuwe >_> of :3 a holy king! -Pale ashes >_> of OwO the house >_> of xDD Wancastew! -Thou ^w^ bwoodwess ^-^ wemnyant >_> of UwU that :33 woyaw blood! -Be ^.^ it lawful UwU that I invocate >w< thy ghost -ÚwÚ To hear OwO the lamentations >_> of UwU poow UwU Annye, -:33 Wife ^-^ to >w< thy Edwawd, ^-^ to >w< thy >_> swaughtewed UwU son, ->_< Stabb'd uWu by OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same hand UwU that :3 made ^.^ these :33 wounds. -:33 Wo, in ^.^ these uWu windows UwU that let :3 fowth >w< thy life -I pouw OwO the helpless balm >_> of my UwU poow OwO eyes. -:33 O, x3 cuwsed >w< be OwO the hand UwU that :3 made ^.^ these holes! -uWu Cuwsed OwO the OwO heawt UwU that xDD had OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ it! -uWu Cuwsed OwO the UwU bwood UwU that let :3 this UwU bwood ^-^ fwom OwO hence! -Mowe >_< diwefuw :3 hap betide UwU that hated ÚwÚ wwetch -:33 That makes OwO us wwetched uWu by OwO the death >_> of ÚwÚ thee ->w< Than I can ^w^ wish ^-^ to OwO addews, :33 spidews, >_< toads, -Ow ^-^ any ÚwÚ cweeping venom'd xDD thing UwU that wives! ->w< If >w< evew ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO chiwd, abortive >w< be it, -Prodigious, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; untimewy ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_< wight, -uWu Whose >w< ugwy ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw aspect -May OwO fwight OwO the ^w^ hopefuw mothew at OwO the OwO view, -And UwU that >w< be ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to his >w< unhappinyess! ->w< If >w< evew ^.^ he ^.^ have xDD wife, let xDD hew >w< be :3 made -Mowe xDD misewabwe uWu by OwO the death >_> of him ->w< Than I x3 am :3 made uWu by my x3 young lord ÚwÚ and thee! -^w^ Come, :3 nyow towards UwU Chewtsey with >_> youw holy woad, ->_< Taken ^-^ fwom Paul's ^-^ to >w< be interred :3 thewe; -And still as you awe x3 weawy >_> of :3 this OwO weight -ÚwÚ West you, whiwes I >_> wament UwU King Henry's :33 cowse. -UwU [The OwO beawews UwU take OwO up OwO the >_< coffin] - -x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Stay, you UwU that bear OwO the cowse, ÚwÚ and xDD set ^.^ it down. -x3 ANNyE. What bwack magician conjuwes OwO up :3 this x3 fiend -ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO devoted chawitabwe x3 deeds? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Viwwains, xDD set ;;w;; down OwO the >_> cowse; ;;w;; ow, uWu by x3 Saint Pauw, -I'll ^-^ make :3 a cowse >_> of him UwU that disobeys! -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU My lord, ^.^ stand ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^-^ coffin -UwU pass. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Unmannyewd xDD dog! Stand thou, when I ^.^ command. -:33 Advance >w< thy halberd highew than my ^w^ bweast, -Or, uWu by x3 Saint Pauw, I'll strike ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my foot -And x3 spuwn x3 upon ^.^ thee, :33 beggaw, uWu fow >w< thy :33 bowdnyess. -UwU [The OwO beawews xDD set ;;w;; down OwO the >_< coffin] -x3 ANNyE. >_> What, ^-^ do you uWu twembwe? uWu Awe you >w< aww ^w^ afwaid? -^.^ Awas, I blame you ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow you awe mowtaw, -And x3 mowtaw eyes cannyot >_> enduwe OwO the ^w^ deviw. -:3 Avaunt, :3 thou dreadful >_< minyistew >_> of heww! -Thou xDD hadst uWu but power xDD uvw his x3 mowtaw body, -His ^w^ souw :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have; ^.^ thewefowe, >w< be gone. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Sweet :33 saint, uWu fow ^w^ chawity, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so cuwst. -x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Fouw x3 deviw, uWu fow God's UwU sake, x3 hence ÚwÚ and twoubwe OwO us not; ->_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast :3 made OwO the x3 happy :3 eawth >w< thy heww -Fill'd ^.^ it with ^-^ cuwsing x3 cwies ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep ^.^ excwaims. ->w< If :3 thou dewight ^-^ to view >w< thy >w< heinyous >_< deeds, -ÚwÚ Behowd :3 this ^w^ pattewn >_> of >w< thy ^-^ butchewies. -:33 O, gentlemen, >_> see, >w< see! Dead Henry's wounds -ÚwÚ Open theiw congeaw'd OwO mouths ÚwÚ and bleed x3 afwesh. -Blush, >w< bwush, :3 thou lump >_> of ;;w;; fouw >_< defowmity, ->_< Fow 'tis >w< thy :3 pwesence UwU that >_> exhawes :3 this UwU bwood -From x3 cowd ÚwÚ and uWu empty ^.^ veins xDD whewe nyo UwU bwood ^.^ dwewws; -x3 Thy deeds >_< inhuman ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw -P-Pwovokes :3 this UwU dewuge UwU most unnatural. -:3 O God, ;;w;; which :3 this UwU bwood x3 mad'st, wevenge his >_< death! -:3 O :3 eawth, ;;w;; which :3 this UwU bwood x3 dwink'st, wevenge his >_< death! -Eithew, ;;w;; heav'n, with :3 wightnying strike OwO the muwd'wew >w< dead; -Or, :3 eawth, gape open ^-^ wide ÚwÚ and xDD eat him ^.^ quick, -UwU As :3 thou OwO dost swawwow OwO up :3 this good :3 king's blood, -^w^ Which his >_> heww-guvwn'd arm ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ butchewed. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Lady, you xDD knyow nyo ^.^ wuwes >_> of ^w^ chawity, -^w^ Which OwO wendews good uWu fow :33 bad, blessings uWu fow curses. -x3 ANNyE. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou OwO knyowest :3 nyow OwO waw >_> of :3 God :3 nyow ÚwÚ man: -:3 Nyo beast OwO so fiewce uWu but knows >w< some ^.^ touch >_> of ;;w;; pity. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. But I xDD knyow x3 nyonye, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe x3 am nyo beast. -x3 ANNyE. :3 O wonderful, when devils tell OwO the ^-^ twuth! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Mowe OwO wondewfuw when xDD angews awe OwO so xDD angwy. ->_> Vouchsafe, >_< divinye :3 pewfection >_> of :3 a woman, -x3 Of ^.^ these supposed >w< cwimes ^-^ to ^w^ give me xDD weave -By ÚwÚ ciwcumstance uWu but ^-^ to x3 acquit ^-^ mysewf. -x3 ANNyE. >_> Vouchsafe, ^w^ diffus'd ÚwÚ infection >_> of :3 a man, -x3 Of ^.^ these OwO knyown x3 eviws uWu but ^-^ to ^w^ give me xDD weave -By ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ^-^ to :3 accuse >w< thy x3 cuwsed >w< sewf. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Faiwew than :33 tongue can name ^.^ thee, let me ^.^ have -uWu Some uWu patient :3 weisuwe ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ^-^ mysewf. -x3 ANNyE. Fouler than OwO heawt can ÚwÚ think ^.^ thee, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^-^ make -:3 Nyo ;;w;; excuse cuwwent uWu but ^-^ to >_> hang thysewf. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. By such ^.^ despaiw I shouwd :3 accuse ^-^ mysewf. -x3 ANNyE. And uWu by despairing ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ stand ;;w;; excused ->_< Fow UwU doing >w< wowthy ;;w;; vengeance uWu on thyself -:33 That didst unworthy slaughter x3 upon ^.^ othews. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Say UwU that I slew them not? -x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; Then uWu say uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot slain. -But UwU dead uWu they awe, :3 and, uWu deviwish slave, uWu by thee. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I >_> did ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >_> youw >_> husband. -x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ he :3 is >_> awive. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and OwO swain uWu by x3 Edwawd's hands. -x3 ANNyE. UwU In >w< thy ;;w;; fouw ^w^ thwoat :3 thou wiest: Queen >_< Mawgawet ^-^ saw -x3 Thy x3 muwd'wous falchion >_> smoking in his bwood; -The ;;w;; which :3 thou UwU once didst ^-^ bend x3 against xDD hew ^w^ bweast, -But UwU that >w< thy bwothews beat ^w^ aside OwO the point. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ÚwÚ was provoked uWu by xDD hew sland'rous :33 tongue -:33 That >_> waid theiw UwU guiwt x3 upon my :33 guiwtwess >_> shouwdews. -x3 ANNyE. Thou >_< wast provoked uWu by >w< thy bwoody UwU mind, -:33 That never ÚwÚ dweam'st uWu on >w< aught uWu but ^-^ butchewies. ->w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 kiww :3 this king? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I gwant ^.^ ye. -x3 ANNyE. Dost gwant uWu me, ^.^ hedgehog? >_> Then, :3 God gwant me ^-^ to -Thou uWu mayst >w< be damned uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; wicked deed! -:33 O, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was gentle, >_< miwd, ÚwÚ and UwU viwtuous! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The better uWu fow OwO the UwU King >_> of Heaven, UwU that ;;w;; hath ->_> him. -x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ He :3 is in UwU heaven, xDD whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt never come. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Wet him :3 thank me UwU that howp ^-^ to ^-^ send him -:33 thithew, ->_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< fittew uWu fow UwU that place than xDD eawth. -x3 ANNyE. And :3 thou x3 unfit uWu fow ^-^ any place uWu but ÚwÚ heww. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Yes, ^-^ onye place ewse, ^-^ if you uWu wiww hear me name it. -x3 ANNyE. uWu Some dungeon. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your xDD bed-chambew. -x3 ANNyE. ^w^ Iww west betide OwO the ;;w;; chambew xDD whewe :3 thou wiest! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So uWu wiww it, UwU madam, ÚwÚ tiww I lie with you. -x3 ANNyE. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ so. But, gentwe OwO Wady UwU Annye, -ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 this keen uWu encountew >_> of ^-^ ouw wits, -And ^-^ faww xDD something OwO into :3 a >w< swowew x3 method- -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; causew >_> of OwO the ^.^ timewess deaths -x3 Of ^.^ these Pwantagenyets, ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and Edwawd, -UwU As ^.^ bwamefuw as OwO the ÚwÚ executionyew? -x3 ANNyE. Thou >_< wast OwO the cause ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; accuws'd >w< effect. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your x3 beauty ÚwÚ was OwO the cause >_> of UwU that ^-^ effect- -Your x3 beauty UwU that >_> did ^.^ haunt me in my ;;w;; sweep -ÚwÚ To >_< undewtake OwO the death >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd -^w^ So I UwU might live ^-^ onye hour in >_> youw ^w^ sweet >_< bosom. -x3 ANNyE. >w< If I ^w^ thought UwU that, I tell ^.^ thee, x3 homicide, -^.^ These ^.^ nyaiws shouwd rend UwU that x3 beauty ^-^ fwom my ^w^ cheeks. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ These eyes :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe UwU that beauty's -OwO wweck; -You shouwd ^.^ nyot >_< bwemish ^.^ it ^-^ if I ÚwÚ stood by. -UwU As >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is >_> cheewed uWu by OwO the >_> sun, -^w^ So I uWu by UwU that; ^.^ it :3 is my day, my wife. -x3 ANNyE. Bwack night o'ershade >w< thy day, ÚwÚ and death >w< thy life! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Cuwse ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thysewf, fair >w< cweatuwe; :3 thou art >_> both. -x3 ANNyE. I would I OwO wewe, ^-^ to >w< be reveng'd uWu on thee. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_< quawwew UwU most unnyatuwaw, -ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on him UwU that wuvth thee. -x3 ANNyE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_< quawwew ^.^ just ÚwÚ and weasonyabwe, -ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on him UwU that xDD kiww'd my >_> husband. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> beweft ^.^ thee, >w< wady, >_> of >w< thy xDD husband -OwO Did ^.^ it ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a better >_> husband. -x3 ANNyE. His better doth ^.^ nyot bweathe x3 upon OwO the xDD eawth. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives UwU that loves ÚwÚ thee better than ^.^ he uWu couwd. -x3 ANNyE. >w< Nyame >_> him. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Pwantagenyet. -x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^w^ he. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ;;w;; sewf-same uWu nyame, uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of better ^.^ nyatuwe. -x3 ANNyE. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Hewe. [She :33 spits at xDD him] UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou UwU spit -at x3 me? -x3 ANNyE. Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 mowtaw poison, uWu fow >w< thy >w< sake! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Nyevew came :3 poison ^-^ fwom OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a :3 pwace. -x3 ANNyE. uWu Nyevew :3 hung :3 poison uWu on :3 a UwU fouwew uWu toad. -Out >_> of my uWu sight! Thou OwO dost ^.^ infect >_< minye OwO eyes. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Thinye >_> eyes, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, ^.^ have ^.^ infected x3 minye. -x3 ANNyE. Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU basiwisks ^-^ to strike ÚwÚ thee x3 dead! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I would uWu they OwO wewe, UwU that I UwU might die at once; ->_< Fow :3 nyow uWu they :33 kiww me with :3 a :3 wiving :33 death. -Those eyes >_> of UwU thinye ^-^ fwom >_< minye ^.^ have :33 dwawn salt >_< teaws, ->_> Sham'd theiw UwU aspects with ^.^ stowe >_> of ^w^ chiwdish ^.^ dwops- -^.^ These >_> eyes, ;;w;; which never shed wemowsefuw tear, -No, when my fathew uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and >_< Edwawd >_> wept -ÚwÚ To hear OwO the >w< piteous ^.^ moan UwU that ÚwÚ Wutwand :3 made -When bwack-fac'd Cwiffowd shook his >_< swowd at him; -Nyow when >w< thy ^.^ wawwike fathew, >_< wike :3 a OwO chiwd, -Told OwO the >_> sad story >_> of my >_< fathew's >_< death, -And twenty xDD times :3 made :3 pause ^-^ to >_< sob ÚwÚ and weep -:33 That >w< aww OwO the standews-by xDD had wet theiw x3 cheeks -;;w;; Wike ;;w;; twees ^-^ bedash'd with >w< wain-in UwU that >_> sad UwU time -UwU My >_< manwy eyes >_> did :33 scown OwO an humbwe xDD teaw; -And what ^.^ these ;;w;; sowwows :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ thence exhawe -x3 Thy x3 beauty ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and :3 made them uWu bwind with UwU weeping. -I never :33 sued ^-^ to fwiend :3 nyow enemy; -UwU My :33 tongue :33 couwd never learn ^w^ sweet >_> smoothing ^w^ wowd; -But, :3 nyow >w< thy x3 beauty :3 is pwopos'd my uWu fee, -UwU My >_> pwoud OwO heawt sues, ÚwÚ and >_> pwompts my :33 tongue ^-^ to speak. -[She looks ÚwÚ scownfuwwy at xDD him] -Teach ^.^ nyot >w< thy x3 wip such UwU scown; uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 made ->_< Fow xDD kissing, >w< wady, ^.^ nyot uWu fow such :33 contempt. ->w< If >w< thy wevengefuw OwO heawt cannyot ;;w;; fowgive, -Lo here I lend ÚwÚ thee :3 this >w< shawp-pointed swowd; -^w^ Which ^-^ if :3 thou >w< pwease ^-^ to hide in :3 this OwO twue uWu bweast -And let OwO the ^w^ souw :3 fowth UwU that >_> adoweth ^.^ thee, -I uWu way ^.^ it ^.^ nyaked ^-^ to OwO the >_> deadwy stwoke, -And humbly UwU beg OwO the death x3 upon my ^.^ knyee. -:3 [He lays his uWu bweast ^-^ open; ^.^ she ;;w;; offews at ^.^ it with his ^w^ swowd] -;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 pause; uWu fow I >_> did :33 kiww UwU King >w< Henwy- -But 'twas >w< thy x3 beauty UwU that provoked >_> me. -;;w;; Nyay, :3 nyow OwO dispatch; 'twas I UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd x3 young Edward- -But 'twas >w< thy ^w^ heavenwy ;;w;; face UwU that xDD set me x3 on. -[She ^.^ fawws OwO the ^w^ swowd] -;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the >_< swowd uWu again, ^w^ ow UwU take OwO up >_> me. -x3 ANNyE. UwU Awise, xDD dissembwew; >w< though I ^w^ wish >w< thy >_< death, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< thy UwU executionyew. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; bid me :33 kiww ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do xDD it; -x3 ANNyE. I ^.^ have awweady. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That ÚwÚ was in >w< thy xDD wage. -^w^ Speak ^.^ it uWu again, ÚwÚ and x3 even with OwO the >_> wowd -:3 This ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; which uWu fow >w< thy love >_> did :33 kiww >w< thy love, -:33 Shaww uWu fow >w< thy love :33 kiww :3 a :3 faw twuew :33 wuv; -ÚwÚ To uWu both theiw deaths ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be >_> accessawy. -x3 ANNyE. I would I knew >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ 'Tis figuw'd in my OwO tongue. -x3 ANNyE. I ;;w;; feaw me uWu both awe ^-^ fawse. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then never ÚwÚ was man true. -x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; weww >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ swowd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Say, then, my xDD peace :3 is ^.^ made. -x3 ANNyE. :33 That ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD knyow hereafter. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. But uWu shaww I live in ^.^ hope? -x3 ANNyE. ^-^ Aww ^-^ men, I hope, live ÚwÚ so. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Vouchsafe ^-^ to wear :3 this OwO wing. -x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< give. OwO [Puts uWu on OwO the >w< wing] -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wook how my ring encompasseth >w< thy fingew, ->_< Even OwO so >w< thy uWu bweast uWu encwoseth my UwU poow >_> heawt; -OwO Weaw uWu both >_> of ;;w;; them, uWu fow uWu both >_> of them awe >w< thinye. -And ^-^ if >w< thy UwU poow OwO devoted ^-^ sewvant ^-^ may -But UwU beg ^-^ onye :3 favouw at >w< thy >_< gwacious ;;w;; hand, -Thou OwO dost ;;w;; confiwm his >w< happinyess uWu fow ever. -x3 ANNyE. What :3 is it? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< pwease you xDD weave ^.^ these >_> sad designs -ÚwÚ To him UwU that ;;w;; hath UwU most cause ^-^ to >w< be :3 a mouwnyew, -And ÚwÚ pwesentwy wepaiw ^-^ to xDD Cwosby ÚwÚ House; -;;w;; Whewe-aftew I ^.^ have solemnly interr'd -^.^ At UwU Chewtsey monyast'wy :3 this x3 nyobwe ^-^ king, -And wet his grave with my repentant teaws- -I uWu wiww with >w< aww OwO expedient >_> duty UwU see you. ->_< Fow divews uWu unknyown uWu weasons, I uWu beseech you, ->_> Gwant me :3 this :33 boon. -x3 ANNyE. x3 With >w< aww my >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and >w< much ^.^ it >_< joys me xDD too -ÚwÚ To UwU see you awe ÚwÚ become OwO so ÚwÚ penyitent. -Tressel ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Bewkewey, >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU Bid me faweweww. -x3 ANNyE. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than you >_> desewve; -But >_< since you teach me how ^-^ to fwattew you, -:33 Imaginye I ^.^ have ^w^ said faweweww awweady. ->_< Exeunt two GENTLEMEN x3 With LADY ANNyE -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Siws, UwU take OwO up OwO the :33 cowse. -UwU GENTWEMEN. Towawds Chertsey, x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. No, ^-^ to ÚwÚ White Fwiaws; there ^.^ attend my >w< coming. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ->_> Was >w< evew ^-^ woman in :3 this humouw woo'd? ->_> Was >w< evew ^-^ woman in :3 this humouw ^.^ won? -I'll ^.^ have UwU hew; uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep xDD hew UwU wong. ->_< What! I UwU that xDD kiww'd xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and his >_> fathew- -ÚwÚ To UwU take xDD hew in xDD hew ^w^ heawt's UwU extwemest ^.^ hate, -x3 With cuwses in xDD hew uWu mouth, ;;w;; teaws in xDD hew >_> eyes, -The ÚwÚ bweeding witness >_> of my xDD hatwed ^.^ by; -Having God, xDD hew ^.^ conscience, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these :33 baws x3 against uWu me, -And I nyo fwiends ^-^ to xDD back my suit at >w< aww -But OwO the ;;w;; pwain ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and >_> dissembwing >w< wooks, -And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to ^.^ win UwU hew, >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to nyothing! -Ha! -;;w;; Hath ^.^ she ;;w;; fowgot already UwU that bwave ^w^ pwince, -Edwawd, xDD hew lord, xDD whom OwO I, >w< some three ^.^ months ÚwÚ since, ->_< Stabb'd in my :3 angwy >w< mood at Tewksbury? -OwO A ^-^ sweetew ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< wuvwiew gentweman- ->_> Fwam'd in OwO the UwU pwodigawity >_> of UwU nyatuwe, ->_< Young, :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and nyo x3 doubt ^.^ wight >w< woyaw- -The xDD spacious x3 wowwd cannyot UwU again afford; -And uWu wiww ^.^ she ÚwÚ yet uWu abase xDD hew eyes uWu on uWu me, -:33 That OwO cwopp'd OwO the gowden >_> pwime >_> of :3 this ^w^ sweet pwince -And :3 made xDD hew widow ^-^ to :3 a :3 woefuw >_> bed? -uWu On uWu me, uWu whose >w< aww ^.^ nyot >w< equaws x3 Edwawd's *shuffles closer* moiety? -uWu On uWu me, UwU that OwO hawts ÚwÚ and x3 am uWu misshapen ^.^ thus? -UwU My :33 dukedom ^-^ to :3 a uWu beggawwy >w< denyiew, -I ^-^ do >_> mistake my person >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. -:3 Upon my xDD wife, ^.^ she xDD finds, although I :33 cannyot, -Myself ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :33 mawv'wwous pwopew xDD man. -I'll >w< be at chawges uWu fow :3 a wooking-gwass, -And UwU entewtain :3 a scowe ^w^ ow two >_> of taiwows -ÚwÚ To study ^-^ fashions ^-^ to :33 adown my ÚwÚ body. -x3 Since I x3 am crept in :3 favouw with ÚwÚ mysewf, -I uWu wiww maintain ^.^ it with >w< some wittwe >_> cost. -But ^.^ fiwst I'll xDD tuwn ^-^ yon :3 fewwow in his :33 gwave, -And then xDD wetuwn >_> wamenting ^-^ to my wuv. -Shine out, fair >_> sun, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have bought :3 a glass, -:33 That I ^-^ may UwU see my ;;w;; shadow as I UwU pass. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, LORD x3 WIVEWS, ÚwÚ and LORD uWu GWEY - -x3 WIVEWS. >_< Have >_> patience, ^.^ madam; :33 thewe's nyo x3 doubt his uWu Majesty -uWu Wiww >_> soon >_< wecuvw his accustom'd ^w^ heawth. -GWEY. UwU In UwU that you ^.^ bwook ^.^ it iww, ^.^ it makes him xDD wowse; -:33 Thewefowe, uWu fow God's UwU sake, UwU entewtain good UwU comfowt, -And :33 cheew his OwO Gwace with uWu quick ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy OwO eyes. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, what would betide uWu on -x3 me? -GWEY. :3 Nyo uWu othew harm uWu but woss >_> of such :3 a :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The woss >_> of such :3 a lord incwudes >w< aww -harms. -GWEY. The uWu heavens ^.^ have >_> bwess'd you with :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :3 son -ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw ;;w;; comfowtew when ^.^ he :3 is gone. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ young; ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ minyowity -^-^ Is >w< put x3 unto OwO the xDD twust >_> of Richard ^-^ Gwoucestew, -OwO A man UwU that loves ^.^ nyot uWu me, :3 nyow UwU nyonye >_> of you. -WIVEW. ^-^ Is ^.^ it concwuded ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be Protector? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ It :3 is >w< detewmin'd, ^.^ nyot concwuded yet; -But OwO so ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ be, ^-^ if OwO the UwU King miscarry. - -x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and DEWBY - -GWEY. ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the ^.^ Wowds >_> of Buckingham ÚwÚ and Dewby. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Good UwU time >_> of :3 day x3 unto >_> youw :33 woyaw Grace! -^.^ DEWBY. :3 God ^-^ make >_> youw uWu Majesty >_< joyfuw as you ^.^ have ^.^ been. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The ^w^ Countess Wichmond, good my Wowd ->_> of Dewby, -ÚwÚ To >_> youw good >w< pwayew uWu wiww ^-^ scawcewy uWu say ^.^ amen. -xDD Yet, Dewby, x3 nyotwithstanding she's >_> youw UwU wife -And loves ^.^ nyot uWu me, >w< be you, good lord, assur'd -I UwU hate ^.^ nyot you uWu fow xDD hew >_> pwoud awwogance. -^.^ DEWBY. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; eithew ^.^ nyot believe -The ÚwÚ envious swandews >_> of xDD hew false accusers; -Or, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be ^w^ accus'd uWu on OwO twue report, -Beaw with xDD hew weakness, ;;w;; which I ÚwÚ think pwoceeds -From wayward sicknyess ÚwÚ and nyo grounded malice. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Saw you OwO the UwU King UwU to-day, my Wowd >_> of +>w< He :3 that xDD doth xDD nyaught with hew, >_< excepting one, +^.^ Wewe best to UwU do >w< it secwetwy >_< awonye. +xDD BWAKENBUWY. >_> What one, x3 my xDD wowd? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Hew ^.^ husband, uWu knyave! Wouldst xDD thou ÚwÚ betway me? +xDD BWAKENBUWY. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace to UwU pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ and +withal +OwO Fowbeaw x3 youw conference with x3 the x3 nyobwe uWu Duke. +CLARENCE. We ^.^ knyow >w< thy charge, Brakenbury, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww +OwO obey. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. We OwO awe x3 the Queen's :3 abjects ÚwÚ and ^w^ must OwO obey. +UwU Bwothew, faweweww; UwU I xDD wiww >w< unto x3 the uWu King; +xDD And whatsoe'er xDD you xDD wiww :33 empwoy ;;w;; me in- +^.^ Wewe >w< it to caww ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's ^.^ widow ;;w;; sistew- +UwU I xDD wiww x3 pewfowm >w< it to ^.^ enfwanchise OwO you. +UwU Meantime, ÚwÚ this >_> deep xDD disgwace uWu in bwothewhood +^w^ Touches ;;w;; me deeper than xDD you ^.^ can imaginye. +CLARENCE. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it xDD pweaseth :3 nyeithew of >_> us well. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, x3 youw imprisonment UwU shaww nyot be xDD wong; +UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew ow >_> ewse >_< wie fow OwO you. +UwU Meantime, uWu have OwO patience. +CLARENCE. UwU I ^w^ must perforce. uWu Faweweww. +Exeunt OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ BWAKENBUWY, ÚwÚ and xDD guawd +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Go ;;w;; twead x3 the path :3 that xDD thou shalt ^w^ nye'ew wetuwn. +xDD Simpwe, uWu pwain >w< Cwawence, UwU I UwU do wuv uWu thee UwU so +:33 That UwU I xDD wiww x3 showtwy >_> send >w< thy :3 souw to ^.^ heaven, +;;w;; If heaven xDD wiww OwO take x3 the xDD pwesent uWu at UwU ouw ^w^ hands. +OwO But who x3 comes hewe? uWu The >_< nyew-dewivewed ÚwÚ Hastings? + +Entew >w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS + +>_> HASTINGS. ^-^ Good time of day >w< unto x3 my >_> gwacious ^.^ wowd! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; As much >w< unto x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord Chamberlain! +Weww OwO awe xDD you wewcome to x3 the open air. +How hath x3 youw OwO wowdship brook'd >_< impwisonment? +>_> HASTINGS. With patience, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, >_< as OwO pwisonyews :3 must; +OwO But UwU I UwU shaww x3 wive, x3 my uWu wowd, to UwU give them thanks +:33 That :3 wewe x3 the cause of x3 my UwU impwisonment. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. No doubt, nyo doubt; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU shaww >_> Cwawence :3 too; +For ;;w;; they :3 that :3 wewe x3 youw >_< enyemies OwO awe his, +xDD And uWu have pwevaiw'd >_< as much on ^.^ him >_< as OwO you. +>_> HASTINGS. uWu Mowe pity :3 that x3 the ^w^ eagwes >_> shouwd be :33 mew'd +Whiwes :33 kites ÚwÚ and buzzards prey uWu at OwO wibewty. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> What nyews abroad? +>_> HASTINGS. No nyews UwU so :33 bad ^.^ abwoad >_< as ÚwÚ this uWu at home: +uWu The ^w^ King >_> is sickly, ÚwÚ weak, ÚwÚ and UwU mewanchowy, +xDD And :33 his x3 physicians feaw ^.^ him mightiwy. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by Saint John, :3 that nyews >_> is :33 bad indeed. +>_< O, ^.^ he hath :33 kept >w< an eviw >_> diet ^-^ wong +xDD And ÚwÚ uvwmuch x3 consum'd :33 his royal ^-^ pewson! +'Tis xDD vewy ;;w;; gwievous to be xDD thought ^w^ upon. +Whewe >_> is uWu he? ^w^ In :33 his bed? +>_> HASTINGS. >w< He >w< is. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Go xDD you x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. +uWu Exit ÚwÚ HASTINGS +>w< He ;;w;; cannyot x3 wive, UwU I hope, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must nyot ^-^ die +Tiww ^w^ Geowge be ;;w;; pack'd with ^-^ posthowse x3 up to UwU heaven. +I'll uWu in to urge :33 his >_< hatwed ^.^ mowe to >_> Cwawence +With wies weww UwU steew'd with ^.^ weighty arguments; +^.^ And, >_> if UwU I fail nyot uWu in x3 my >_> deep intent, +>_> Cwawence hath nyot anyothew day to ÚwÚ wive; +>_< Which :33 donye, ^w^ God OwO take ^w^ King Edward to :33 his mercy, +xDD And OwO weave x3 the wowwd fow ;;w;; me to ^.^ bustwe :3 in! +For xDD then I'll marry Wawwick's xDD youngest >w< daughtew. +>_> What ^w^ though UwU I kill'd her :33 husband ÚwÚ and her father? +uWu The weadiest uWu way to >_< make x3 the OwO wench x3 amends +Is to :33 become her :33 husband ÚwÚ and her father; +uWu The which xDD wiww UwU I-nyot aww UwU so much fow wuv +;;w;; As fow anyothew secret ^-^ cwose :3 intent +^-^ By OwO mawwying her which UwU I ^w^ must :3 weach UwU unto. +OwO But yet UwU I >w< wun >w< befowe x3 my UwU howse to market. +>_> Cwawence still breathes; Edward still ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and weigns; +x3 When ;;w;; they OwO awe >w< gonye, xDD then ^w^ must UwU I ;;w;; count x3 my gains. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +OwO Wondon. ÚwÚ Anyothew :3 stweet + +Entew corpse of ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE >_< SIXTH, with ÚwÚ hawbewds to xDD guawd uWu it; +:3 WADY >w< ANNyE ^.^ being x3 the ;;w;; mouwnyew, ^w^ attended ^.^ by >_< TWESSEW ÚwÚ and OwO BEWKEWEY + +ANNE. Set ;;w;; down, uWu set down x3 youw ^.^ honyouwabwe x3 woad- +;;w;; If honour OwO may be shwouded uWu in :3 a >_< heawse; +Whilst UwU I ^-^ awhiwe >_> obsequiouswy wament +xDD Th' untimely faww of virtuous Lancaster. +OwO Poow key-cold xDD figuwe of :3 a >w< howy x3 king! +Pawe >_> ashes of x3 the ;;w;; house of UwU Wancastew! +^.^ Thou bloodless :33 wemnyant of :3 that royal UwU bwood! +^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ wawfuw :3 that UwU I ÚwÚ invocate >w< thy xDD ghost +;;w;; To hear x3 the lamentations of poor ÚwÚ Annye, +UwU Wife to >w< thy Edwawd, to >w< thy swaughtewed x3 son, +uWu Stabb'd ^.^ by x3 the sewf-same uWu hand :3 that UwU made these wounds. +Lo, uWu in these ^w^ windows :3 that wet fowth >w< thy >w< wife +UwU I pouw x3 the helpless bawm of x3 my poor :3 eyes. +>_< O, uWu cuwsed be x3 the uWu hand :3 that UwU made these :33 howes! +;;w;; Cuwsed x3 the >_< heawt :3 that xDD had x3 the >_< heawt to UwU do :3 it! +;;w;; Cuwsed x3 the :3 bwood :3 that wet ÚwÚ this :3 bwood from UwU hence! +uWu Mowe ^.^ diwefuw ÚwÚ hap uWu betide :3 that hated uWu wwetch +:33 That x3 makes >_> us wwetched ^.^ by x3 the :33 death of uWu thee +Than UwU I ^.^ can ÚwÚ wish to addews, OwO spidews, toads, +:33 Ow xDD any xDD cweeping ;;w;; venyom'd ^.^ thing :3 that lives! +;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ he uWu have child, OwO abowtive be :33 it, +>_< Pwodigious, ÚwÚ and untimely ^.^ bwought to wight, +>_< Whose ugwy ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw uWu aspect +^-^ May :33 fwight x3 the hopeful mothew uWu at x3 the ^.^ view, +xDD And :3 that be heir to :33 his unhappinyess! +;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ he uWu have :3 wife, wet her be UwU made +uWu Mowe >w< misewabwe ^.^ by x3 the :33 death of ^.^ him +Than UwU I ^w^ am UwU made ^.^ by x3 my xDD young ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and uWu thee! +^.^ Come, nyow uWu towawds Chertsey with x3 youw >w< howy >w< woad, +>_< Taken from xDD Pauw's to be :3 intewwed uWu thewe; +xDD And still >_< as xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ weawy of ÚwÚ this >_> weight +xDD West UwU you, whiwes UwU I wament ^w^ King >_> Henwy's :3 cowse. +;;w;; [The xDD beawews OwO take x3 up x3 the coffin] + +Entew GWOUCESTEW + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Stay, xDD you :3 that UwU beaw x3 the :33 cowse, ÚwÚ and uWu set >w< it down. +ANNE. >_> What black ^.^ magician OwO conjuwes x3 up ÚwÚ this >_< fiend +;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop xDD devoted x3 chawitabwe >_> deeds? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Villains, uWu set down x3 the UwU cowse; or, ^.^ by Saint ;;w;; Pauw, +I'll >_< make :3 a cowse of ^.^ him :3 that :33 disobeys! +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO My uWu wowd, stand back, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the UwU coffin +:3 pass. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Unmannerd dog! ;;w;; Stand UwU thou, when UwU I >_> command. +ÚwÚ Advance >w< thy uWu hawbewd :3 highew than x3 my UwU bweast, +:3 Ow, ^.^ by Saint ;;w;; Pauw, I'll strike uWu thee to x3 my :33 foot +xDD And :33 spuwn ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, beggar, fow >w< thy boldness. +;;w;; [The xDD beawews uWu set down x3 the coffin] +ANNE. What, UwU do xDD you ÚwÚ twembwe? ^w^ Awe xDD you aww afraid? +ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I uWu bwame xDD you >_> nyot, fow xDD you OwO awe mowtaw, +xDD And >w< mowtaw eyes ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe x3 the deviw. +x3 Avaunt, xDD thou :3 dweadfuw xDD minyistew of >_< heww! +^.^ Thou >w< hadst >_> but powew uvw :33 his >w< mowtaw ;;w;; body, +ÚwÚ His :3 souw xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot uWu have; OwO thewefowe, be ;;w;; gonye. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU saint, fow chawity, be nyot UwU so curst. +ANNE. Foul deviw, fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, >w< hence ÚwÚ and >_> twoubwe >_> us x3 nyot; +For xDD thou x3 hast UwU made x3 the ^w^ happy ^.^ eawth >w< thy heww +^.^ Fiww'd >w< it with ^-^ cuwsing x3 cwies ÚwÚ and >_> deep uWu excwaims. +;;w;; If xDD thou delight to x3 view >w< thy ;;w;; heinyous uWu deeds, +ÚwÚ Behowd ÚwÚ this pattewn of >w< thy ;;w;; butchewies. +>_< O, xDD gentwemen, see, uWu see! Dead >_> Henwy's wounds +^w^ Open uWu theiw x3 congeaw'd mouths ÚwÚ and bweed xDD afwesh. +OwO Bwush, blush, xDD thou wump of fouw defowmity, +For UwU 'tis >w< thy x3 pwesence :3 that UwU exhawes ÚwÚ this :3 bwood +Fwom UwU cowd ÚwÚ and :33 empty >_> veins :3 whewe nyo :3 bwood >_> dwewws; +x3 Thy >_< deeds UwU inhuman ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw +UwU Pwovokes ÚwÚ this dewuge UwU most ^w^ unnyatuwaw. +x3 O :33 God, which ÚwÚ this :3 bwood uWu mad'st, xDD wevenge :33 his ;;w;; death! +x3 O earth, which ÚwÚ this :3 bwood ;;w;; dwink'st, xDD wevenge :33 his ;;w;; death! +^.^ Eithew, >w< heav'n, with lightning strike x3 the muwd'wew UwU dead; +:3 Ow, earth, >_> gape open uWu wide ÚwÚ and eat ^.^ him quick, +;;w;; As xDD thou dost swawwow x3 up ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good >_< king's bwood, +>_< Which :33 his :33 heww-guvwn'd awm hath butchered. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Lady, xDD you ^.^ knyow nyo wuwes of chawity, +>_< Which wendews ÚwÚ good fow ÚwÚ bad, bwessings fow curses. +ANNE. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou knowest nor law of ^w^ God nor ^w^ man: +No beast UwU so >_< fiewce >_> but xDD knyows x3 some :33 touch of >_> pity. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But UwU I ^.^ knyow nyonye, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^w^ am nyo beast. +ANNE. x3 O wondewfuw, when xDD deviws tell x3 the :3 twuth! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Mowe ;;w;; wondewfuw when ^-^ angews OwO awe UwU so >w< angwy. +^w^ Vouchsafe, divine pewfection of :3 a ^w^ woman, +Of these ^.^ supposed crimes to UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave +^-^ By circumstance >_> but to xDD acquit :3 mysewf. +ANNE. ^w^ Vouchsafe, :3 diffus'd :3 infection of :3 a ^w^ man, +Of these ÚwÚ knyown ;;w;; eviws >_> but to UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave +^-^ By circumstance to ;;w;; accuse >w< thy uWu cuwsed sewf. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Fairer than >_> tongue ^.^ can xDD nyame ÚwÚ thee, wet ;;w;; me uWu have +;;w;; Some patient leisure to UwU excuse :3 mysewf. +ANNE. Fouwew than >_< heawt ^.^ can think ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou ;;w;; canst >_< make +No UwU excuse :3 cuwwent >_> but to ^w^ hang thysewf. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ By xDD such despair UwU I >_> shouwd ;;w;; accuse :3 mysewf. +ANNE. xDD And ^.^ by despairing shalt xDD thou stand excused +For xDD doing ÚwÚ wowthy UwU vengeance on >w< thysewf +:33 That :33 didst >_< unwowthy >_> swaughtew ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ othews. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Say :3 that UwU I >_< swew them ^w^ nyot? +ANNE. UwU Then >_> say ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot ^w^ swain. +OwO But >_< dead ;;w;; they awe, x3 and, deviwish :33 swave, ^.^ by thee. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I uWu did nyot OwO kiww x3 youw husband. +ANNE. Why, xDD then ^.^ he >_> is alive. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Nyay, ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and :3 swain ^.^ by >_< Edwawd's ^w^ hands. +ANNE. ^w^ In >w< thy fouw ^w^ thwoat xDD thou ^.^ wiest: xDD Queen Margaret saw +x3 Thy OwO muwd'wous >w< fawchion >_< smoking uWu in :33 his ^-^ bwood; +uWu The which xDD thou >_> once :33 didst >w< bend OwO against her UwU bweast, +OwO But :3 that >w< thy bwothews xDD beat :3 aside x3 the point. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I UwU was pwovoked ^.^ by her ^-^ swand'wous >_> tongue +:33 That laid uWu theiw guilt ;;w;; upon x3 my ;;w;; guiwtwess shoulders. +ANNE. ^.^ Thou >w< wast pwovoked ^.^ by >w< thy bwoody UwU mind, +:33 That >_< nyevew UwU dweam'st on ^.^ aught >_> but ;;w;; butchewies. +;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot OwO kiww ÚwÚ this UwU king? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I gwant uWu ye. +ANNE. uWu Dost gwant uWu me, >_> hedgehog? Then, ^w^ God gwant ;;w;; me to +^.^ Thou uWu mayst be uWu damnyed fow :3 that wicked >w< deed! +>_< O, ^.^ he UwU was gentwe, OwO miwd, ÚwÚ and >w< viwtuous! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The xDD bettew fow x3 the ^w^ King of Heaven, :3 that hath +^.^ him. +ANNE. >w< He >_> is uWu in ^.^ heaven, :3 whewe xDD thou shalt >_< nyevew x3 come. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Let ^.^ him >_> thank ;;w;; me :3 that holp to >_> send ^.^ him +thithew, +For ^.^ he UwU was fitter fow :3 that :33 pwace than ;;w;; eawth. +ANNE. xDD And xDD thou ^-^ unfit fow xDD any :33 pwace >_> but uWu heww. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Yes, one :33 pwace else, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww hear ;;w;; me xDD nyame :3 it. +ANNE. ;;w;; Some dungeon. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Youw ^-^ bed-chambew. +ANNE. >_< Iww xDD west uWu betide x3 the x3 chambew :3 whewe xDD thou >_< wiest! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So xDD wiww :33 it, UwU madam, >w< tiww UwU I >_< wie with OwO you. +ANNE. UwU I UwU hope :3 so. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 so. But, ^-^ gentwe xDD Wady ÚwÚ Annye, +;;w;; To OwO weave ÚwÚ this >_> keen x3 encountew of UwU ouw UwU wits, +xDD And faww ^-^ something x3 into :3 a slower method- +Is nyot x3 the >_< causew of x3 the timewess >w< deaths +Of these Pwantagenyets, Henwy ÚwÚ and Edwawd, +;;w;; As :33 bwamefuw >_< as x3 the UwU executionyew? +ANNE. ^.^ Thou >w< wast x3 the cause ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ accuws'd x3 effect. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Youw beauty UwU was x3 the cause of :3 that >_< effect- +uWu Youw beauty :3 that uWu did >_> haunt ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my :33 sweep +;;w;; To undewtake x3 the :33 death of aww x3 the wowwd +^w^ So UwU I ^w^ might ^w^ wive one >_> houw uWu in x3 youw x3 sweet ÚwÚ bosom. +ANNE. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD thought :3 that, UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, >w< homicide, +;;w;; These >_< nyaiws >_> shouwd rend :3 that beauty from x3 my UwU cheeks. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; These eyes couwd nyot OwO enduwe :3 that beauty's +wweck; +>_> You >_> shouwd nyot x3 bwemish >w< it >_> if UwU I :33 stood by. +;;w;; As aww x3 the wowwd >_> is cheewed ^.^ by x3 the sun, +^w^ So UwU I ^.^ by :33 that; >w< it >_> is x3 my ^-^ day, x3 my life. +ANNE. ;;w;; Bwack >w< nyight UwU o'ewshade >w< thy ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and :33 death >w< thy wife! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Cuwse nyot ;;w;; thysewf, >w< faiw cweatuwe; xDD thou awt xDD both. +ANNE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu wewe, to be ^w^ weveng'd on thee. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^-^ quawwew UwU most unnatural, +;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd on ^.^ him :3 that wuvth thee. +ANNE. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^-^ quawwew >w< just ÚwÚ and weasonyabwe, +;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd on ^.^ him :3 that kill'd x3 my husband. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He :3 that >_> beweft ÚwÚ thee, UwU wady, of >w< thy :33 husband +Did >w< it to OwO hewp uWu thee to :3 a xDD bettew husband. +ANNE. ÚwÚ His xDD bettew xDD doth nyot ;;w;; bweathe ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He ;;w;; wives :3 that loves uWu thee xDD bettew than ^.^ he xDD couwd. +ANNE. Nyame ^.^ him. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Pwantagenyet. +ANNE. Why, :3 that UwU was he. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The sewf-same :33 nyame, >_> but one of xDD bettew :33 nyatuwe. +ANNE. Whewe >_> is uWu he? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Hewe. x3 [She x3 spits uWu at >w< him] Why dost xDD thou spit +uWu at me? +ANNE. Wouwd >w< it :3 wewe >w< mowtaw uWu poison, fow >w< thy uWu sake! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Nyevew ^-^ came x3 poison from UwU so x3 sweet :3 a ;;w;; pwace. +ANNE. xDD Nyevew UwU hung x3 poison on :3 a fouwew :33 toad. +UwU Out of x3 my ;;w;; sight! ^.^ Thou dost ÚwÚ infect >_< minye :3 eyes. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO Thinye ^w^ eyes, x3 sweet UwU wady, uWu have xDD infected ^w^ minye. +ANNE. Wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe basilisks to strike uWu thee ÚwÚ dead! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they uWu wewe, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might ^-^ die uWu at once; +For nyow ;;w;; they OwO kiww ;;w;; me with :3 a UwU wiving death. +>w< Those eyes of ^.^ thinye from >_< minye uWu have drawn ^-^ sawt ^-^ teaws, +UwU Sham'd uWu theiw aspects with OwO stowe of chiwdish drops- +;;w;; These ^w^ eyes, which >_< nyevew x3 shed wemowsefuw tear, +:3 Nyo, when x3 my >w< fathew York ÚwÚ and Edward :33 wept +;;w;; To hear x3 the ^.^ piteous >_> moan :3 that Rutland UwU made +x3 When black-fac'd xDD Cwiffowd >_> shook :33 his xDD swowd uWu at him; +x3 Nyow when >w< thy warlike ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ wike :3 a child, +Towd x3 the >_> sad ^-^ stowy of x3 my father's UwU death, +xDD And ÚwÚ twenty times UwU made :3 pause to sob ÚwÚ and xDD weep +:33 That aww x3 the standers-by xDD had wet uWu theiw >_> cheeks +Wike trees bedash'd with rain-in :3 that >_> sad time +OwO My xDD manwy eyes uWu did ^w^ scown >w< an humble >_< teaw; +xDD And >_> what these ^w^ sowwows couwd nyot thence ^-^ exhawe +x3 Thy beauty :33 hath, ÚwÚ and UwU made them ^w^ bwind with ^.^ weeping. +UwU I >_< nyevew >_< sued to :33 fwiend nor enemy; +OwO My >_> tongue couwd >_< nyevew :3 weawn x3 sweet ^.^ smoothing wowd; +But, nyow >w< thy beauty >_> is :33 pwopos'd x3 my >_< fee, +OwO My OwO pwoud >_< heawt UwU sues, ÚwÚ and prompts x3 my >_> tongue to >_< speak. +x3 [She :33 wooks :33 scownfuwwy uWu at >w< him] +:3 Teach nyot >w< thy >_< wip xDD such scorn; fow >w< it UwU was UwU made +For x3 kissing, UwU wady, nyot fow xDD such ^w^ contempt. +;;w;; If >w< thy UwU wevengefuw >_< heawt ;;w;; cannyot fowgive, +>_> Wo OwO hewe UwU I xDD wend uWu thee ÚwÚ this ^w^ shawp-pointed ^-^ swowd; +>_< Which >_> if xDD thou uWu pwease to hide uWu in ÚwÚ this true breast +xDD And wet x3 the :3 souw fowth :3 that :33 adoweth ÚwÚ thee, +UwU I uWu way >w< it nyaked to x3 the deadwy :33 stwoke, +xDD And x3 humbwy ÚwÚ beg x3 the :33 death ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu knyee. +[He ways :33 his breast >w< open; ^.^ she x3 offews uWu at >w< it with :33 his :3 swowd] +Nyay, UwU do nyot pause; fow UwU I uWu did OwO kiww ^w^ King Henwy- +OwO But uWu 'twas >w< thy beauty :3 that pwovoked x3 me. +Nyay, nyow xDD dispatch; uWu 'twas UwU I :3 that stabb'd xDD young Edward- +OwO But uWu 'twas >w< thy ^-^ heavenwy OwO face :3 that uWu set ;;w;; me :3 on. +x3 [She ^w^ fawws x3 the :3 swowd] +^.^ Take x3 up x3 the xDD swowd OwO again, ow OwO take x3 up x3 me. +ANNE. Awise, ;;w;; dissembwew; ^w^ though UwU I ÚwÚ wish >w< thy UwU death, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot be >w< thy OwO executionyew. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then bid ;;w;; me OwO kiww myself, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU do uWu it; +ANNE. UwU I uWu have >_< awweady. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 That UwU was uWu in >w< thy x3 wage. +^w^ Speak >w< it OwO again, ÚwÚ and even with x3 the ;;w;; wowd +This uWu hand, which fow >w< thy wuv uWu did OwO kiww >w< thy xDD wuv, +Shall fow >w< thy wuv OwO kiww :3 a uWu faw twuew love; +;;w;; To both uWu theiw >w< deaths shalt xDD thou be ^.^ accessawy. +ANNE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU knyew >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. 'Tis x3 figuw'd uWu in x3 my :33 tongue. +ANNE. UwU I feaw ;;w;; me both OwO awe >w< fawse. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then >_< nyevew UwU was x3 man true. +ANNE. weww put x3 up x3 youw ^-^ swowd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Say, >w< then, x3 my uWu peace >_> is >_> made. +ANNE. :33 That shalt xDD thou ^.^ knyow x3 heweaftew. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ wive uWu in hope? +ANNE. All men, UwU I hope, ^w^ wive :3 so. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Vouchsafe to ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this wing. +ANNE. ;;w;; To OwO take >_> is nyot to give. ;;w;; [Puts on x3 the :3 wing] +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Wook >w< how x3 my OwO wing ÚwÚ encompasseth >w< thy finger, +Even UwU so >w< thy breast encwoseth x3 my poor heawt; +:3 Weaw both of ÚwÚ them, fow both of them OwO awe ÚwÚ thinye. +xDD And >_> if >w< thy poor xDD devoted xDD sewvant OwO may +OwO But ÚwÚ beg one ^.^ favouw uWu at >w< thy >_> gwacious uWu hand, +^.^ Thou dost :33 confiwm :33 his happinyess fow ever. +ANNE. >_> What >_> is :33 it? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 That >w< it OwO may uWu pwease xDD you OwO weave these >_> sad designs +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that hath UwU most cause to be :3 a ;;w;; mouwnyew, +xDD And presently repair to >_< Cwosby House; +^w^ Whewe-aftew UwU I uWu have OwO sowemnwy UwU inteww'd +At Chertsey ÚwÚ monyast'wy ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe OwO king, +xDD And wet :33 his :3 gwave with x3 my repentant UwU teaws- +UwU I xDD wiww with aww expedient >_> duty >_> see OwO you. +For divers unknown ^w^ weasons, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +Grant ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boon. +ANNE. With aww x3 my heawt; ÚwÚ and much >w< it joys ;;w;; me ^w^ too +;;w;; To >_> see xDD you OwO awe :33 become UwU so ^.^ penyitent. +Tressel ÚwÚ and >_< Bewkewey, OwO go :3 awong with x3 me. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Bid ;;w;; me farewell. +ANNE. 'Tis ^.^ mowe than xDD you deserve; +OwO But xDD since xDD you >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how to flatter UwU you, +Imagine UwU I uWu have uWu said >_< faweweww >_< awweady. +Exeunt >w< two ^-^ GENTWEMEN With :3 WADY >w< ANNyE +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Siws, OwO take x3 up x3 the :3 cowse. +GENTLEMEN. Towards uWu Chewtsey, x3 nyobwe xDD wowd? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyo, to ^-^ White Friars; there >_< attend x3 my :3 coming. +Exeunt aww >_> but GWOUCESTEW +Was OwO evew OwO woman uWu in ÚwÚ this humouw :33 woo'd? +Was OwO evew OwO woman uWu in ÚwÚ this humouw won? +I'll uWu have >w< hew; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< keep her wong. +What! UwU I :3 that kill'd her :33 husband ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ fathew- +;;w;; To OwO take her uWu in her heart's extremest hate, +With cuwses uWu in her uWu mouth, tears uWu in her ^w^ eyes, +uWu The xDD bweeding >_> witnyess of x3 my >_< hatwed ;;w;; by; +>_> Having :33 God, her OwO conscience, ÚwÚ and these bars OwO against uWu me, +xDD And UwU I nyo ^w^ fwiends to back x3 my >_> suit uWu at aww +OwO But x3 the uWu pwain ^.^ deviw ÚwÚ and dissembling looks, +xDD And yet to x3 win hew, aww x3 the wowwd to nothing! +uWu Ha! +>_< Hath ^.^ she fowgot xDD awweady :3 that >_< bwave >_< pwince, +Edwawd, her uWu wowd, ÚwÚ whom I, x3 some >w< thwee ^w^ months since, +uWu Stabb'd uWu in x3 my angry ^w^ mood uWu at Tewksbuwy? +^-^ A ^w^ sweetew ÚwÚ and :3 a wuvwiew >_> gentweman- +^-^ Fwam'd uWu in x3 the x3 pwodigawity of nyatuwe, +^.^ Young, valiant, >_< wise, ÚwÚ and nyo doubt >w< wight woyaw- +uWu The ÚwÚ spacious wowwd ;;w;; cannyot again affowd; +xDD And xDD wiww ^.^ she yet UwU abase her eyes on uWu me, +:33 That x3 cwopp'd x3 the golden prime of ÚwÚ this x3 sweet >_> pwince +xDD And UwU made her ^.^ widow to :3 a ^.^ woefuw bed? +On uWu me, x3 whose aww nyot equals >_< Edwawd's >_> moiety? +On uWu me, :3 that hawts ÚwÚ and ^w^ am misshapen >_< thus? +OwO My x3 dukedom to :3 a beggarly denyiew, +UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ mistake x3 my ÚwÚ pewson aww ÚwÚ this >_> whiwe. +>_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, ^.^ she >_> finds, awthough UwU I cannot, +xDD Mysewf to be :3 a >w< mawv'wwous OwO pwopew man. +I'll be uWu at chawges fow :3 a ;;w;; wooking-gwass, +xDD And entertain :3 a ÚwÚ scowe ow >w< two of ;;w;; taiwows +;;w;; To ^-^ study ÚwÚ fashions to ^.^ adown x3 my body. +Since UwU I ^w^ am x3 cwept uWu in ^.^ favouw with myself, +UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain >w< it with x3 some xDD wittwe OwO cost. +OwO But xDD fiwst I'll turn >_< yon fewwow uWu in :33 his ^-^ gwave, +xDD And xDD then ^-^ wetuwn lamenting to x3 my love. +OwO Shinye ^.^ out, >w< faiw sun, >w< tiww UwU I uWu have xDD bought :3 a gwass, +:33 That UwU I OwO may >_> see x3 my :3 shadow >_< as UwU I :3 pass. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH, >w< WOWD x3 WIVEWS, ÚwÚ and >w< WOWD UwU GWEY + +^.^ WIVEWS. :3 Have patience, x3 madam; there's nyo doubt :33 his ;;w;; Majesty +Will >w< soon OwO wecuvw :33 his ^.^ accustom'd ^-^ heawth. +>_< GWEY. ^w^ In :3 that xDD you >w< bwook >w< it UwU iww, >w< it x3 makes ^.^ him ÚwÚ wowse; +>_< Thewefowe, fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, entertain ÚwÚ good comfort, +xDD And cheer :33 his Gwace with ^w^ quick ÚwÚ and ^.^ mewwy :3 eyes. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe >_< dead, >_> what ^.^ wouwd uWu betide on +me? +>_< GWEY. No othew x3 hawm >_> but ^-^ woss of xDD such :3 a OwO wowd. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu The ^-^ woss of xDD such :3 a ;;w;; wowd ^.^ incwudes aww +>_> hawms. +>_< GWEY. uWu The heavens uWu have uWu bwess'd xDD you with :3 a xDD goodwy >_< son +;;w;; To be x3 youw comforter when ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; gonye. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, ^.^ he >_> is ^-^ young; ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ minyowity +Is put >w< unto x3 the :33 twust of Richard :33 Gwoucestew, +^-^ A x3 man :3 that loves nyot uWu me, nor >_< nyonye of OwO you. +;;w;; WIVEW. Is >w< it ^-^ concwuded ^.^ he UwU shaww be :3 Pwotectow? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^.^ It >_> is >_< detewmin'd, nyot ^-^ concwuded :33 yet; +OwO But UwU so >w< it ^w^ must be, >_> if x3 the ^w^ King x3 miscawwy. + +Entew BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and xDD DEWBY + +>_< GWEY. :3 Hewe come x3 the Lords of ^-^ Buckingham ÚwÚ and Dewby. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Good time of day >w< unto x3 youw royal Grace! +;;w;; DEWBY. ^w^ God >_< make x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >w< joyfuw >_< as xDD you uWu have been. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu The ^w^ Countess Wichmond, ÚwÚ good x3 my Lord +of :3 Dewby, +;;w;; To x3 youw ÚwÚ good :3 pwayew xDD wiww uWu scawcewy >_> say amen. +Yet, :3 Dewby, :3 nyotwithstanding ^w^ she's x3 youw >w< wife +xDD And loves nyot uWu me, be UwU you, ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 assuw'd +UwU I ^-^ hate nyot xDD you fow her OwO pwoud OwO awwogance. +;;w;; DEWBY. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, xDD eithew nyot ^-^ bewieve +uWu The envious UwU swandews of her UwU fawse :3 accusews; +:3 Ow, >_> if ^.^ she be ^-^ accus'd on true wepowt, +ÚwÚ Beaw with her ÚwÚ weaknyess, which UwU I think proceeds +Fwom :33 waywawd sicknyess ÚwÚ and nyo >_< gwounded xDD mawice. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^.^ Saw xDD you x3 the ^w^ King uWu to-day, x3 my Lord of Dewby? -^.^ DEWBY. But :3 nyow OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham ÚwÚ and I -uWu Awe come ^-^ fwom :3 visiting his Majesty. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What ;;w;; wikewihood >_> of his amendment, -Wowds? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Madam, good OwO hope; his OwO Gwace ^-^ speaks -xDD cheewfuwwy. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 God gwant him health! OwO Did you confer -with OwO him? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Ay, ^.^ madam; ^.^ he desires ^-^ to ^-^ make atonyement ->w< Between OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothews, -And :3 between them ÚwÚ and my Wowd Chamberlain; -And x3 sent ^-^ to >_> wawn them ^-^ to his :33 woyaw presence. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Wouwd >w< aww ;;w;; wewe well! But UwU that uWu wiww -never UwU be. -I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw >w< happinyess :3 is at OwO the xDD height. - -x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and xDD DOWSET - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ They ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. -OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that complains x3 unto OwO the UwU King -:33 That OwO I, :33 fowsooth, x3 am >w< stewn ÚwÚ and love them not? -By holy Pauw, uWu they love his OwO Gwace uWu but >w< wightwy -:33 That fiww his ears with such dissentious x3 wumouws. -xDD Because I cannyot fwattew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook :33 faiw, ->_> Smiwe in xDD men's :3 faces, smooth, UwU deceive, ÚwÚ and OwO cog, -:33 Duck with xDD Fwench >w< nyods ÚwÚ and UwU apish couwtesy, -I >w< must >w< be held :3 a x3 wancowous enyemy. -Cannyot :3 a ;;w;; pwain man live ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think nyo harm -But ;;w;; thus his ÚwÚ simpwe >w< twuth >w< must >w< be ^.^ abus'd -x3 With ^w^ siwken, UwU swy, insinuating Jacks? -GWEY. ÚwÚ To ^-^ who in >w< aww :3 this :3 pwesence ^-^ speaks >_> youw :33 Gwace? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ To ^.^ thee, UwU that x3 hast :3 nyow xDD honyesty :3 nyow >_< gwace. -When ^.^ have I injur'd OwO thee? when x3 donye ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wwong, -Ow ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw >_< faction? -OwO A pwague x3 upon you all! His :33 woyaw ^w^ Gwace- -x3 Whom :3 God OwO pwesewve better than you would UwU wish!- -Cannyot >w< be >_> quiet seawce :3 a breathing >_< whiwe -But you >w< must twoubwe him with :3 wewd :3 compwaints. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Bwothew >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, you >_> mistake OwO the -OwO mattew. -The ;;w;; King, uWu on his >_> own :33 woyaw ^-^ disposition -And ^.^ nyot provok'd uWu by ^-^ any OwO suitow else- -Aiming, ;;w;; bewike, at >_> youw intewiow xDD hatwed -:33 That in >_> youw >_> outwawd >w< action >w< shows itsewf -uWu Against my ^-^ chiwdwen, bwothews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf- -:3 Makes him ^-^ to ^-^ send UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may learn OwO the ground. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I cannyot UwU teww; OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is UwU gwown OwO so OwO bad -:33 That :33 wwens ^-^ make uWu pwey xDD whewe x3 eagwes dare ^.^ nyot OwO pewch. -x3 Since every x3 Jack became :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, -There's many :3 a gentwe person :3 made :3 a uWu Jack. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw :33 meanying, -bwothew Gwoucestew: -You >_< envy my advancement ÚwÚ and my >w< fwiends'; -:3 God gwant ^-^ we never ^-^ may ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of xDD you! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Meantime, :3 God >_< gwants UwU that I ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of you. -Our bwothew :3 is imprison'd uWu by >_> youw means, -Myself >_> disgwac'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu nyobiwity -Held in ^.^ contempt; >_< whiwe gweat ;;w;; pwomotions -uWu Awe ;;w;; daiwy >w< given ^-^ to :33 ennyobwe x3 those -:33 That scarce >w< some two >_< days >_< since ;;w;; wewe wowth :3 a noble. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. By :3 Him UwU that rais'd me ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ cawefuw ->_< height -From UwU that OwO contented :3 hap ;;w;; which I >w< enjoy'd, -I never >_> did >_> incense his uWu Majesty -uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, uWu but ^.^ have >_< been -An eawnyest ^-^ advocate ^-^ to >w< pwead uWu fow >_> him. -UwU My lord, you ^-^ do me shameful uWu injuwy -Falsely ^-^ to dwaw me in ^.^ these :3 viwe suspects. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. You ^-^ may deny UwU that you ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU mean -x3 Of my Wowd OwO Hastings' ^.^ wate xDD impwisonment. -x3 WIVEWS. She >w< may, my ^w^ wowd; >w< fow- -OwO GWOUCESTEW. She >w< may, Wowd Rivers? ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ who knows -^.^ nyot so? -She ^-^ may ^-^ do :3 mowe, ;;w;; siw, than >w< denying ÚwÚ that: -She ^-^ may ^w^ hewp you ^-^ to many fair preferments -And then deny xDD hew aiding hand thewein, -And uWu way x3 those honours uWu on >_> youw UwU high xDD desewt. -What ^-^ may ^.^ she not? She >w< may-ay, >w< mawwy, ^-^ may x3 she- -x3 WIVEWS. >_> What, >w< mawwy, ^-^ may uWu she? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, >w< mawwy, ^-^ may uWu she? :33 Mawwy with :3 a ^-^ king, -OwO A >w< bachewow, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD handsome stwipwing ^w^ too. -xDD Iwis >_> youw gwandam xDD had :3 a ^-^ wowsew ^w^ match. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, I ^.^ have xDD too wong -ÚwÚ bownye -Your >w< bwunt upbraidings ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 bittew scoffs. -By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww :3 acquaint his uWu Majesty -x3 Of x3 those :3 gwoss OwO taunts UwU that ^w^ oft I ^.^ have UwU enduw'd. -I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a ;;w;; countwy servant-maid ->w< Than :3 a gweat queen with :3 this >w< condition- -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so >w< baited, ;;w;; scown'd, ÚwÚ and >_> stowmed OwO at. - -x3 Entew ^.^ owd ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, >_> behind - -^w^ Smaww ^.^ joy ^.^ have I in being England's Queen. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And less'ned >w< be UwU that smaww, God, I -uWu beseech Him! -x3 Thy xDD honyouw, state, ÚwÚ and uWu seat, :3 is :3 due ^-^ to >_> me. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< What! Threat you me with x3 tewwing >_> of OwO the -^.^ King? ->_> Teww him ÚwÚ and spawe not. Wook what I ^.^ have ^w^ said -I uWu wiww avouch't in :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the King. -I dare adventuwe ^-^ to >w< be x3 sent ^-^ to th' Tow'r. -^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to ;;w;; speak-my x3 pains awe ^-^ quite ^-^ fowgot. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 Out, deviw! I ^-^ do wemembew them ^-^ to -weww: -Thou kiww'dst my xDD husband ^-^ Henwy in OwO the :33 Towew, -And Edwawd, my UwU poow UwU son, at xDD Tewksbuwy. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Ewe you ;;w;; wewe queen, ^-^ ay, ^w^ ow >_> youw xDD husband -;;w;; King, -I ÚwÚ was :3 a pack-howse in his gweat affaiws, -OwO A weedew-out >_> of his >_> pwoud ^w^ advewsawies, -OwO A >_> wibewaw ^.^ wewawdew >_> of his fwiends; -ÚwÚ To royalize his UwU bwood I spent >_< minye >w< own. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< much better UwU bwood than his ^w^ ow ->w< thinye. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU In >w< aww ;;w;; which UwU time you ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD husband xDD Gwey -Were factious uWu fow OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; -And, Rivers, OwO so ;;w;; wewe you. >_> Was ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD husband -UwU In ;;w;; Mawgawet's ^-^ battwe at x3 Saint UwU Awbans uWu swain? ->_> Wet me >w< put in >_> youw uWu minds, ^-^ if you uWu fowget, -What you ^.^ have >_< been ewe this, ÚwÚ and what you ;;w;; awe; -xDD Withaw, what I ^.^ have :3 been, ÚwÚ and what I ÚwÚ am. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO A x3 muwd'wous viwwain, ÚwÚ and OwO so still :3 thou awt. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Poow uWu Cwawence >_> did >_> fowsake his fathew, UwU Wawwick, ->w< Ay, ÚwÚ and fowswowe himsewf-which Jesu ÚwÚ pawdon!- -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Which :3 God wevenge! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ To fight uWu on x3 Edwawd's party uWu fow OwO the >_< cwown; -And uWu fow his xDD meed, UwU poow lord, ^.^ he :3 is :33 mewed :33 up. -I would ^-^ to :3 God my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe fwint >_< wike Edwawd's, -Ow x3 Edwawd's ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and ^w^ pitifuw >_< wike x3 minye. -I x3 am xDD too chiwdish-foowish uWu fow :3 this world. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to heww uWu fow ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and xDD weave :3 this -UwU wowwd, -Thou x3 cacodemon; there >w< thy :3 kingdom is. -x3 WIVEWS. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, in x3 those busy >_< days -^w^ Which here you :3 uwge ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv OwO us ;;w;; enyemies, -We follow'd then ^-^ ouw lord, ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign xDD king. -^w^ So shouwd ^-^ we you, ^-^ if you shouwd >w< be ^-^ ouw xDD king. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< If I shouwd xDD be! I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a pedlar. -Far >w< be ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my xDD heawt, OwO the ^w^ thought thereof! -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU As wittwe joy, my lord, as you suppose -You shouwd enjoy ;;w;; wewe you :3 this ^-^ countwy's ^-^ king, -UwU As wittwe ^.^ joy you ^-^ may suppose in me -:33 That I :33 enjoy, being OwO the Queen UwU theweof. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU As wittwe ^.^ joy :33 enjoys OwO the Queen ÚwÚ theweof; ->_< Fow I x3 am :33 she, ÚwÚ and ^-^ awtogethew ^w^ joywess. -I can nyo ÚwÚ wongew howd me ÚwÚ patient. [Advancing] ->w< Heaw uWu me, you :33 wwangwing ^w^ piwates, UwU that ^-^ faww >_< out -UwU In >_< shawing UwU that ;;w;; which you ^.^ have :33 piww'd ^-^ fwom >_> me. -^w^ Which >_> of you twembwes ^.^ nyot UwU that looks uWu on x3 me? ->w< If ^.^ nyot UwU that, I x3 am uWu Queen, you bow >_< wike :33 subjects, ->_> Yet UwU that, uWu by you ^.^ depos'd, you ^-^ quake >_< wike >w< webews? -xDD Ah, gentwe viwwain, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD tuwn >w< away! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Fouw ^-^ wwinkwed witch, what ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou in my ->w< sight? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. But x3 wepetition >_> of what :3 thou x3 hast maww'd, -:33 That uWu wiww I ^-^ make before I let ÚwÚ thee ^.^ go. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< banyished uWu on pain >_> of UwU death? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I ^-^ was; uWu but I ^-^ do find ^-^ mowe pain in -banishment ->w< Than death can ÚwÚ yiewd me here uWu by my uWu abode. -OwO A xDD husband ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 son :3 thou :3 ow'st ^-^ to me; -And :3 thou :3 a x3 kingdom; >w< aww >_> of you allegiance. -:3 This UwU sowwow UwU that I ^.^ have uWu by ^.^ wight :3 is yours; -And >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes you usurp awe x3 minye. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^w^ cuwse my x3 nyobwe fathew >_> waid uWu on ^.^ thee, -When :3 thou didst :3 cwown his ^.^ wawwike uWu bwows with paper -And with >w< thy scorns dwew'st wivews ^-^ fwom his >_> eyes, -And then ^-^ to OwO dwy them ÚwÚ gav'st OwO the UwU Duke :3 a clout -uWu Steep'd in OwO the fauwtwess UwU bwood >_> of pwetty Rutland- -His cuwses then ^-^ fwom ^w^ bittewnyess >_> of ^w^ souw -xDD Denyounc'd x3 against ÚwÚ thee awe >w< aww OwO faww'n x3 upon thee; -And God, ^.^ nyot >_> we, ;;w;; hath >w< pwagu'd >w< thy bwoody :3 deed. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ So ^.^ just :3 is :3 God ^-^ to ^.^ wight OwO the ÚwÚ innyocent. -HASTINGS. :33 O, 'twas OwO the fouwest deed ^-^ to ^.^ sway UwU that babe, -And OwO the UwU most >_< mewciwess UwU that e'ew ÚwÚ was heard ;;w;; of! -x3 WIVEWS. >w< Tywants themsewves >_> wept when ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu wepowted. -DORSET. :3 Nyo man uWu but UwU pwophesied wevenge uWu fow it. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, then >w< pwesent, >_> wept ^-^ to UwU see it. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> What, ;;w;; wewe you >_> snyawwing >w< aww before I >w< came, -ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to catch OwO each uWu othew uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ thwoat, -And xDD tuwn you >w< aww >_> youw xDD hatwed :3 nyow uWu on x3 me? -OwO Did xDD Yowk's ;;w;; dwead ^w^ cuwse :33 pwevaiw OwO so >w< much with >w< heaven -:33 That Henry's >_< death, my UwU wuvwy x3 Edwawd's >_< death, -Their xDD kingdom's loss, my :3 woefuw ;;w;; banyishment, -;;w;; Shouwd >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ answew uWu fow UwU that peevish brat? -^w^ Can cuwses >w< piewce OwO the clouds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew >w< heaven? -UwU Why then, ^w^ give >_< way, :33 duww ÚwÚ cwouds, ^-^ to my uWu quick cuwses! -^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu by war, uWu by >w< suwfeit die >_> youw ^-^ king, -UwU As ^w^ ouws uWu by muwdew, ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 a king! ->_< Edwawd >w< thy UwU son, UwU that :3 nyow :3 is Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, ->_< Fow >_< Edwawd ^-^ ouw UwU son, UwU that ÚwÚ was Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, -^.^ Die in his xDD youth uWu by >_< wike ;;w;; untimewy violence! -:33 Thysewf :3 a queen, uWu fow me UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a queen, -:3 Outwive >w< thy ^-^ gwowy, >_< wike my wwetched self! -Wong ^.^ mayest :3 thou live ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw >w< thy ^-^ chiwdwen's >_< death, -And UwU see another, as I UwU see ÚwÚ thee nyow, -^w^ Deck'd in >w< thy rights, as :3 thou art x3 staww'd in >_< minye! -Wong die >w< thy x3 happy >_< days before >w< thy ^w^ death; -And, aftew many ÚwÚ wength'nyed ^w^ houws >_> of gwief, -^.^ Die neither mothew, xDD wife, :3 nyow England's x3 Queen! -Rivers ÚwÚ and Dowset, you ;;w;; wewe standews >_> by, -And OwO so >_< wast thou, Wowd Hastings, when my :3 son ->_> Was ÚwÚ stabb'd with bwoody x3 daggews. God, I pray ^w^ him, -:33 That UwU nyonye >_> of you ^-^ may live his :3 nyatuwaw ^-^ age, -But uWu by >w< some uWu unwook'd accident ÚwÚ cut >_< off! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Have x3 donye >w< thy ^-^ chawm, :3 thou ^-^ hatefuw ^.^ withew'd -:3 hag. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And xDD weave >_< out OwO thee? >w< Stay, dog, uWu fow :3 thou -^-^ shawt hear >_> me. ->w< If >w< heaven ^.^ have ^-^ any grievous pwague in ^.^ stowe -Exceeding x3 those UwU that I can ^w^ wish x3 upon ^.^ thee, -:33 O, let them ^-^ keep ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy x3 sins >w< be xDD wipe, -And then huww ;;w;; down theiw UwU indignyation -uWu On ^.^ thee, OwO the :33 twoubwew >_> of OwO the UwU poow world's :3 peace! -The wowm >_> of ;;w;; conscience still be-gnaw >w< thy UwU souw! -x3 Thy fwiends :3 suspect uWu fow ^-^ twaitows >_< whiwe :3 thou >_< wiv'st, -And UwU take ^-^ deep ^-^ twaitows uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; deawest x3 fwiends! -:3 Nyo ;;w;; sweep :33 cwose OwO up UwU that >_> deadwy eye >_> of thinye, ->_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be >_< whiwe >w< some tormenting ^-^ dweam -^-^ Affwights ÚwÚ thee with :3 a heww >_> of >w< ugwy x3 deviws! -Thou UwU ewvish-mawk'd, abortive, ^-^ wooting ÚwÚ hog, -Thou UwU that >_< wast seal'd in >w< thy ^.^ nyativity -The ^w^ swave >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son >_> of >_< heww, -Thou :3 swandew >_> of >w< thy :33 heavy >_> mothew's uWu womb, -Thou x3 woathed xDD issue >_> of >w< thy >_< fathew's :3 woins, -Thou wag >_> of xDD honyouw, :3 thou uWu detested- -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Margaret! -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO Wichawd! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Ha? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I caww ÚwÚ thee not. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I x3 cwy ÚwÚ thee UwU mewcy then, uWu fow I >_> did ÚwÚ think -:33 That :3 thou xDD hadst xDD caww'd me >w< aww ^.^ these :33 bittew UwU nyames. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I :33 did, uWu but ^.^ wook'd uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ wepwy. -:33 O, let me ^-^ make OwO the UwU pewiod ^-^ to my uWu cuwse! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ 'Tis x3 donye uWu by uWu me, ÚwÚ and ends ^.^ in-Mawgawet. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have you breath'd >_> youw ^w^ cuwse -x3 against OwO youwsewf. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO Poow ^w^ painted queen, vain flourish >_> of my -xDD fowtunye! -UwU Why stwew'st :3 thou sugar uWu on UwU that bottwed spider -uWu Whose >_> deadwy ^-^ web ^-^ ensnyaweth ÚwÚ thee xDD about? -Foow, foow! :3 thou ^w^ whet'st :3 a :33 knyife ^-^ to :33 kiww thysewf. -The :3 day uWu wiww come UwU that :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ wish uWu fow me -ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^w^ cuwse :3 this poisonyous OwO bunch-back'd uWu toad. -HASTINGS. False-boding woman, ^-^ end >w< thy >_> fwantic curse, -Lest ^-^ to >w< thy harm :3 thou move ^-^ ouw uWu patience. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Fouw ÚwÚ shame x3 upon xDD you! you ^.^ have >w< aww -;;w;; mov'd x3 minye. -x3 WIVEWS. Were you ;;w;; weww sewv'd, you would >w< be ^w^ taught >_> youw ->_< duty. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ To sewve me ;;w;; weww you >w< aww shouwd ^-^ do me -duty, -Teach me ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw queen ÚwÚ and you my ^.^ subjects. -:33 O, sewve me well, ÚwÚ and teach youwsewves UwU that ^-^ duty! -DORSET. Dispute ^.^ nyot with UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is wunyatic. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Peace, ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Mawquis, you awe malapert; -Your OwO fiwe-nyew stamp >_> of uWu honyouw :3 is scarce cuwwent. -:33 O, UwU that >_> youw x3 young uWu nyobiwity :33 couwd ;;w;; judge -What 'twere ^-^ to wose ^.^ it ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 misewabwe! -^.^ They UwU that ^.^ stand UwU high ^.^ have many blasts ^-^ to >_< shake ;;w;; them, -And ^-^ if uWu they ^-^ faww uWu they :3 dash themsewves ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Good counsew, uWu mawwy; learn it, learn it, OwO Mawquis. -DORSET. ^w^ It UwU touches you, my lord, as >w< much as >_> me. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< much ^-^ mowe; uWu but I ÚwÚ was :3 bown OwO so high, -Our aery buildeth in OwO the cedar's >_< top, -And :33 dawwies with OwO the wind, ÚwÚ and scorns OwO the OwO sun. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And ;;w;; tuwns OwO the >_< sun ^-^ to shade-awas! awas! ->_> Witnyess my UwU son, :3 nyow in OwO the shade >_> of >_< death, -uWu Whose UwU bwight out-shining beams >w< thy cloudy ^w^ wwath -;;w;; Hath in eternal :3 dawknyess fowded :33 up. -Your aery buildeth in ^-^ ouw :3 aewy's ÚwÚ nyest. -:3 O :3 God UwU that >w< seest it, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot suffer xDD it; -UwU As ^.^ it :3 is xDD won with blood, lost >w< be ^.^ it so! ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Peace, :3 peace, uWu fow shame, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu fow ÚwÚ chawity! -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Uwge neither charity :3 nyow ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >_> me. -OwO Unchawitabwy with me ^.^ have you >w< deawt, -And shamefully my OwO hopes uWu by you awe butchew'd. -UwU My charity :3 is >_< outwage, life my >_< shame; -And in UwU that ÚwÚ shame still live my ^.^ sowwow's rage! ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >_< Have >_< donye, ^.^ have >w< donye. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :3 O >_< pwincewy ^w^ Buckingham, I'll ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy -hand -UwU In >w< sign >_> of >_> weague ÚwÚ and ^.^ amity with thee. -Nyow fair befall ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 nyobwe house! -x3 Thy garments awe ^.^ nyot >_> spotted with ^-^ ouw blood, -Nyow :3 thou within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of my curse. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow nyo ^-^ onye xDD hewe; uWu fow cuwses never xDD pass -The lips >_> of x3 those UwU that bweathe them in OwO the air. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think uWu but uWu they ;;w;; ascend OwO the OwO sky -And there :33 awake God's >_< gentwe-sweeping ^-^ peace. -:3 O ^w^ Buckingham, UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of :33 yondew xDD dog! -Wook when ^.^ he ÚwÚ fawns, ^.^ he UwU bites; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he ;;w;; bites, -His venyom tooth uWu wiww >_> wankwe ^-^ to OwO the >_> death: ->_< Have ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ do with ^w^ him, UwU bewawe >_> of him; -^w^ Sin, >_< death, ÚwÚ and >_< heww, ^.^ have xDD set theiw ^.^ mawks uWu on ^w^ him, -And >w< aww theiw ^.^ minyistews ^.^ attend uWu on >_> him. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. What doth ^.^ she ÚwÚ say, my Wowd >_> of ^.^ Buckingham? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyothing UwU that I :33 wespect, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou :33 scown me uWu fow my gentwe +;;w;; DEWBY. OwO But nyow x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Buckingham ÚwÚ and UwU I +^w^ Awe come from ÚwÚ visiting :33 his >_< Majesty. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> What likelihood of :33 his OwO amendment, +>_> Wowds? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ good >_> hope; :33 his Gwace xDD speaks +>w< cheewfuwwy. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^w^ God gwant ^.^ him health! Did xDD you confew +with him? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Ay, x3 madam; ^.^ he desiwes to >_< make OwO atonyement +Between x3 the >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and x3 youw OwO bwothews, +xDD And ^-^ between them ÚwÚ and x3 my Lord Chambewwain; +xDD And sent to x3 wawn them to :33 his royal pwesence. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Wouwd aww :3 wewe OwO weww! OwO But :3 that xDD wiww +>_< nyevew >w< be. +UwU I feaw UwU ouw happinyess >_> is uWu at x3 the >w< height. + +Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and DORSET + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ They UwU do ;;w;; me wwong, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO enduwe :3 it. +Who >_> is >w< it :3 that xDD compwains >w< unto x3 the ^w^ King +:33 That I, xDD fowsooth, ^w^ am xDD stewn ÚwÚ and wuv them ^w^ nyot? +^-^ By >w< howy ;;w;; Pauw, ;;w;; they wuv :33 his Gwace >_> but >w< wightwy +:33 That ^w^ fiww :33 his OwO eaws with xDD such :33 dissentious rumours. +>_< Because UwU I ;;w;; cannyot flatter ÚwÚ and wook faiw, +Smile uWu in men's uWu faces, ÚwÚ smooth, >_> deceive, ÚwÚ and :33 cog, +Duck with OwO Fwench uWu nyods ÚwÚ and ^.^ apish couwtesy, +UwU I ^w^ must be hewd :3 a >_< wancowous enemy. +UwU Cannyot :3 a uWu pwain x3 man ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and think nyo x3 hawm +OwO But OwO thus :33 his :33 simpwe uWu twuth ^w^ must be UwU abus'd +With siwken, sly, >_< insinyuating ^-^ Jacks? +>_< GWEY. ;;w;; To who uWu in aww ÚwÚ this x3 pwesence xDD speaks x3 youw Gwace? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ thee, :3 that x3 hast nor honesty nor grace. +x3 When uWu have UwU I >w< injuw'd thee? when donye uWu thee wwong, +:33 Ow ÚwÚ thee, ow ÚwÚ thee, ow xDD any of x3 youw :3 faction? +^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon xDD you :33 aww! ÚwÚ His royal ;;w;; Gwace- +;;w;; Whom ^w^ God pwesewve xDD bettew than xDD you ^.^ wouwd UwU wish!- +UwU Cannyot be :33 quiet searce :3 a :33 bweathing OwO whiwe +OwO But xDD you ^w^ must >_> twoubwe ^.^ him with x3 wewd ^-^ compwaints. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ Bwothew of :33 Gwoucestew, xDD you ÚwÚ mistake x3 the +:3 mattew. +uWu The OwO King, on :33 his UwU own royal uWu disposition +xDD And nyot ^.^ pwovok'd ^.^ by xDD any suitor OwO ewse- +^-^ Aiming, >w< bewike, uWu at x3 youw intewiow >_< hatwed +:33 That uWu in x3 youw :33 outwawd uWu action >_< shows itsewf +^w^ Against x3 my chiwdwen, OwO bwothews, ÚwÚ and myself- +:3 Makes ^.^ him to >_> send :3 that ^.^ he OwO may :3 weawn x3 the :33 gwound. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; x3 the wowwd >_> is grown UwU so :33 bad +:33 That wwens >_< make prey :3 whewe ^w^ eagwes dawe nyot OwO pewch. +Since every x3 Jack ÚwÚ became :3 a gentweman, +>_> Thewe's UwU many :3 a ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ pewson UwU made :3 a >w< Jack. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^.^ Come, come, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 youw meanying, +ÚwÚ bwothew Gwoucestew: +>_> You :3 envy x3 my advancement ÚwÚ and x3 my friends'; +^w^ God gwant ^.^ we >_< nyevew OwO may uWu have >_< nyeed of you! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Meantime, ^w^ God :33 gwants :3 that UwU I uWu have >_< nyeed of OwO you. +Our ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is impwison'd ^.^ by x3 youw >_< means, +xDD Mysewf uWu disgwac'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> nyobiwity +Hewd uWu in >_> contempt; OwO whiwe great promotions +^w^ Awe x3 daiwy UwU given to ennyobwe UwU those +:33 That scawce x3 some >w< two OwO days xDD since :3 wewe ^.^ wowth :3 a noble. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ By xDD Him :3 that >_> wais'd ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this careful +height +Fwom :3 that UwU contented ÚwÚ hap which UwU I >_> enjoy'd, +UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did >w< incense :33 his ;;w;; Majesty +^w^ Against x3 the >w< Duke of >w< Cwawence, >_> but uWu have :33 been +^-^ An xDD eawnyest advocate to pwead fow ^.^ him. +OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me >_> shamefuw ^-^ injuwy +;;w;; Fawsewy to dwaw ;;w;; me uWu in these ^-^ viwe uWu suspects. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> You OwO may UwU deny :3 that xDD you :3 wewe nyot x3 the >_> mean +Of x3 my Lord OwO Hastings' wate UwU impwisonment. +^.^ WIVEWS. :33 She may, x3 my wowd; fow- +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 She may, Lord Rivers? Why, who xDD knyows +nyot so? +:33 She OwO may UwU do >_> mowe, ^w^ siw, than :33 denying :33 that: +:33 She OwO may OwO hewp xDD you to UwU many >w< faiw pwefewments +xDD And xDD then UwU deny her :3 aiding uWu hand >_< thewein, +xDD And uWu way UwU those honyouws on x3 youw xDD high desert. +>_> What OwO may ^.^ she ^w^ nyot? :33 She >_< may-ay, marry, OwO may she- +^.^ WIVEWS. What, marry, OwO may >_< she? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, marry, OwO may >_< she? Marry with :3 a OwO king, +^-^ A ^.^ bachewow, ÚwÚ and :3 a handsome ^w^ stwipwing UwU too. +x3 Iwis x3 youw :3 gwandam xDD had :3 a >_> wowsew match. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO My Lord of :33 Gwoucestew, UwU I uWu have ^w^ too ^-^ wong +:3 bownye +uWu Youw >w< bwunt upbwaidings ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU bittew :3 scoffs. +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I xDD wiww >w< acquaint :33 his ;;w;; Majesty +Of UwU those gwoss uWu taunts :3 that ;;w;; oft UwU I uWu have endur'd. +UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a countwy :3 sewvant-maid +Than :3 a great >_< queen with ÚwÚ this :33 condition- +;;w;; To be UwU so :33 baited, ^w^ scown'd, ÚwÚ and stowmed at. + +Entew ;;w;; owd >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, x3 behind + +>w< Smaww joy uWu have UwU I uWu in ^.^ being Engwand's ÚwÚ Queen. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. xDD And less'ned be :3 that >w< smaww, :33 God, UwU I +:33 beseech xDD Him! +x3 Thy honyouw, state, ÚwÚ and >w< seat, >_> is >_< due to x3 me. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What! UwU Thweat xDD you ;;w;; me with :3 tewwing of x3 the +>_> King? +Teww ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ^-^ spawe not. Wook >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu said +UwU I xDD wiww avouch't uWu in x3 pwesence of x3 the ;;w;; King. +UwU I dawe adventuwe to be sent to x3 th' Tow'r. +'Tis time to >_< speak-my ^w^ pains OwO awe quite :3 fowgot. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Out, devil! UwU I UwU do remember them to +well: +^.^ Thou >_< kiww'dst x3 my :33 husband Henwy uWu in x3 the Towew, +xDD And Edwawd, x3 my poor x3 son, uWu at :3 Tewksbuwy. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ere xDD you :3 wewe queen, :33 ay, ow x3 youw :33 husband +OwO King, +UwU I UwU was :3 a OwO pack-howse uWu in :33 his great ^-^ affaiws, +^-^ A weedew-out of :33 his OwO pwoud advewsawies, +^-^ A xDD wibewaw ^-^ wewawdew of :33 his >_< fwiends; +;;w;; To ÚwÚ woyawize :33 his :3 bwood UwU I xDD spent >_< minye own. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, ÚwÚ and much xDD bettew :3 bwood than :33 his ow +ÚwÚ thinye. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ In aww which time xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 husband Grey +^.^ Wewe uWu factious fow x3 the ;;w;; house of ^-^ Wancastew; +^.^ And, Rivers, UwU so :3 wewe OwO you. Was nyot x3 youw :33 husband +^w^ In Mawgawet's ÚwÚ battwe uWu at Saint Awbans slain? +Let ;;w;; me put uWu in x3 youw x3 minds, >_> if xDD you >w< fowget, +>_> What xDD you uWu have :33 been ere uWu this, ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD you >_< awe; +Withaw, >_> what UwU I uWu have ^-^ been, ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU I am. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^-^ A OwO muwd'wous villain, ÚwÚ and UwU so still xDD thou art. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO Poow >_> Cwawence uWu did ^w^ fowsake :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, Wawwick, +Ay, ÚwÚ and fowswowe ;;w;; himsewf-which >_< Jesu pawdon!- +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_< Which ^w^ God wevenge! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; To >w< fight on >_< Edwawd's party fow x3 the >_< cwown; +xDD And fow :33 his ÚwÚ meed, poor uWu wowd, ^.^ he >_> is x3 mewed :33 up. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God x3 my >_< heawt :3 wewe OwO fwint ^.^ wike :3 Edwawd's, +:33 Ow >_< Edwawd's soft ÚwÚ and ^w^ pitifuw ^.^ wike ^w^ minye. +UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too childish-foolish fow ÚwÚ this wowwd. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Hie uWu thee to heww fow ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and OwO weave ÚwÚ this +^w^ wowwd, +^.^ Thou UwU cacodemon; there >w< thy ^w^ kingdom >w< is. +^.^ WIVEWS. OwO My Lord of :33 Gwoucestew, uWu in UwU those >w< busy OwO days +>_< Which OwO hewe xDD you urge to ^-^ pwuv >_> us UwU enyemies, +We follow'd xDD then UwU ouw uWu wowd, UwU ouw suvweign king. +^w^ So >_> shouwd ^.^ we UwU you, >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd be UwU ouw king. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd OwO be! UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a pedwaw. +>_< Faw be >w< it from x3 my uWu heawt, x3 the xDD thought uWu theweof! +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; As xDD wittwe joy, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as xDD you ^.^ suppose +>_> You >_> shouwd ^.^ enjoy :3 wewe xDD you ÚwÚ this >_> countwy's OwO king, +;;w;; As xDD wittwe joy xDD you OwO may ^.^ suppose uWu in ;;w;; me +:33 That UwU I UwU enjoy, ^.^ being x3 the xDD Queen >_> theweof. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ;;w;; As xDD wittwe joy x3 enjoys x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ theweof; +For UwU I ^w^ am uWu she, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; awtogethew >w< joywess. +UwU I ^.^ can nyo longer howd ;;w;; me uWu patient. x3 [Advancing] +>w< Heaw uWu me, xDD you :3 wwangwing pirates, :3 that faww x3 out +^w^ In x3 shawing :3 that which xDD you uWu have :3 piww'd from x3 me. +>_< Which of xDD you trembles nyot :3 that :33 wooks on me? +;;w;; If nyot :3 that, UwU I ^w^ am :3 Queen, xDD you bow ^.^ wike xDD subjects, +ÚwÚ Yet :3 that, ^.^ by xDD you >w< depos'd, xDD you quake ^.^ wike webews? +xDD Ah, ^-^ gentwe villain, UwU do nyot turn away! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Foul wwinkwed >_< witch, >_> what xDD mak'st xDD thou uWu in x3 my +sight? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO But repetition of >_> what xDD thou x3 hast x3 maww'd, +:33 That xDD wiww UwU I >_< make >w< befowe UwU I wet uWu thee ÚwÚ go. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 Wewt xDD thou nyot banished on :33 pain of UwU death? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I OwO was; >_> but UwU I UwU do find ^.^ mowe :33 pain uWu in +UwU banyishment +Than :33 death ^.^ can yield ;;w;; me OwO hewe ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ abode. +^-^ A :33 husband ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< son xDD thou :33 ow'st to OwO me; +xDD And xDD thou :3 a >_< kingdom; aww of xDD you ^w^ awwegiance. +This sorrow :3 that UwU I uWu have ^.^ by >w< wight >_> is OwO youws; +xDD And aww x3 the >_< pweasuwes xDD you usuwp OwO awe ^w^ minye. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The UwU cuwse x3 my x3 nyobwe >w< fathew laid on ÚwÚ thee, +x3 When xDD thou :33 didst >_< cwown :33 his warlike ^w^ bwows with paper +xDD And with >w< thy scorns dwew'st rivers from :33 his ^w^ eyes, +xDD And xDD then to xDD dwy them >w< gav'st x3 the >w< Duke :3 a cwout +ÚwÚ Steep'd uWu in x3 the fauwtwess :3 bwood of OwO pwetty UwU Wutwand- +ÚwÚ His cuwses xDD then from uWu bittewnyess of :3 souw +UwU Denyounc'd OwO against uWu thee OwO awe aww fall'n ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee; +xDD And :33 God, nyot :33 we, hath pwagu'd >w< thy bwoody UwU deed. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^w^ So >w< just >_> is ^w^ God to >w< wight x3 the innocent. +>_> HASTINGS. >_< O, uWu 'twas x3 the >w< fouwest ^.^ deed to slay :3 that ^w^ babe, +xDD And x3 the UwU most merciless :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU was heard :33 of! +^.^ WIVEWS. Tywants x3 themsewves :33 wept when >w< it UwU was ^.^ wepowted. +OwO DOWSET. No x3 man >_> but ^.^ pwophesied xDD wevenge fow :3 it. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Nyowthumbewwand, xDD then ÚwÚ pwesent, :33 wept to >_> see :3 it. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. What, :3 wewe xDD you snyawwing aww >w< befowe UwU I came, +Weady to catch >_< each othew ^.^ by x3 the throat, +xDD And turn xDD you aww x3 youw >_< hatwed nyow on me? +Did >w< Yowk's xDD dwead UwU cuwse :3 pwevaiw UwU so much with heaven +:33 That >_> Henwy's UwU death, x3 my lovely >_< Edwawd's UwU death, +^-^ Theiw kingdom's woss, x3 my ^.^ woefuw banishment, +Should aww >_> but answew fow :3 that >_> peevish bwat? +UwU Can cuwses xDD piewce x3 the :33 cwouds ÚwÚ and enter UwU heaven? +Why >w< then, UwU give :3 way, dull >_> cwouds, to x3 my ^w^ quick curses! +;;w;; Though nyot ^.^ by waw, ^.^ by suwfeit ^-^ die x3 youw OwO king, +;;w;; As ouws ^.^ by muwdew, to >_< make ^.^ him :3 a x3 king! +Edward >w< thy x3 son, :3 that nyow >_> is Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, +For Edward UwU ouw x3 son, :3 that UwU was Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, +:33 Die uWu in :33 his :33 youth ^.^ by ^.^ wike untimely UwU viowence! +^.^ Thysewf :3 a queen, fow ;;w;; me :3 that UwU was :3 a queen, +Outwive >w< thy xDD gwowy, ^.^ wike x3 my wwetched >_> sewf! +OwO Wong :33 mayest xDD thou ^w^ wive to waiw >w< thy chiwdwen's UwU death, +xDD And >_> see another, >_< as UwU I >_> see uWu thee now, +Deck'd uWu in >w< thy :3 wights, >_< as xDD thou awt stall'd uWu in mine! +OwO Wong ^-^ die >w< thy ^w^ happy OwO days >w< befowe >w< thy ÚwÚ death; +^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew UwU many >w< wength'nyed >_> houws of gwief, +:33 Die :3 nyeithew :33 mothew, :3 wife, nor Engwand's ^w^ Queen! +x3 Wivews ÚwÚ and x3 Dowset, xDD you :3 wewe standews UwU by, +xDD And UwU so >w< wast UwU thou, Lord >w< Hastings, when x3 my >_< son +Was stabb'd with bwoody :33 daggews. :33 God, UwU I pray :3 him, +:33 That >_< nyonye of xDD you OwO may ^w^ wive :33 his natural age, +OwO But ^.^ by x3 some unwook'd :33 accident :3 cut off! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Have donye >w< thy x3 chawm, xDD thou hateful :33 withew'd +>_< hag. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. xDD And OwO weave x3 out thee? Stay, dog, fow xDD thou +shalt hear x3 me. +;;w;; If heaven uWu have xDD any ;;w;; gwievous pwague uWu in OwO stowe +;;w;; Exceeding UwU those :3 that UwU I ^.^ can ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, +>_< O, wet them >_< keep >w< it >w< tiww >w< thy :3 sins be xDD wipe, +xDD And xDD then >_< huww down uWu theiw >_< indignyation +On ÚwÚ thee, x3 the >_> twoubwew of x3 the poor OwO wowwd's peace! +uWu The :33 wowm of >_> conscience still :33 be-gnyaw >w< thy souw! +x3 Thy ^w^ fwiends >_> suspect fow traitors OwO whiwe xDD thou ÚwÚ wiv'st, +xDD And OwO take >_> deep traitors fow >w< thy deawest ÚwÚ fwiends! +No :33 sweep ^-^ cwose x3 up :3 that deadwy ^w^ eye of xDD thinye, +OwO Unwess >w< it be OwO whiwe x3 some >_< towmenting dweam +x3 Affwights uWu thee with :3 a heww of ugwy deviws! +^.^ Thou ewvish-mawk'd, uWu abowtive, wooting ^-^ hog, +^.^ Thou :3 that >w< wast OwO seaw'd uWu in >w< thy :3 nyativity +uWu The ;;w;; swave of ÚwÚ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< son of >_> heww, +^.^ Thou ^-^ swandew of >w< thy x3 heavy ;;w;; mothew's womb, +^.^ Thou >_< woathed x3 issue of >w< thy father's >_< woins, +^.^ Thou rag of honyouw, xDD thou >_< detested- +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Mawgawet! +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Richard! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Ha? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I caww uWu thee not. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I cwy uWu thee xDD mewcy >w< then, fow UwU I uWu did think +:33 That xDD thou >w< hadst ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me aww these UwU bittew ^w^ nyames. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Why, UwU so UwU I ^-^ did, >_> but >_> wook'd fow nyo wepwy. +>_< O, wet ;;w;; me >_< make x3 the pewiod to x3 my ^.^ cuwse! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. 'Tis donye ^.^ by uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu ends in-Mawgawet. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ Thus uWu have xDD you >w< bweath'd x3 youw UwU cuwse +OwO against OwO youwsewf. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO Poow painted queen, :33 vain :33 fwouwish of x3 my +fortune! +Why strew'st xDD thou ^-^ sugaw on :3 that >_> bottwed spidew +>_< Whose deadwy uWu web ensnyaweth uWu thee x3 about? +Fool, foow! xDD thou :33 whet'st :3 a knyife to OwO kiww thysewf. +uWu The day xDD wiww come :3 that xDD thou shalt ÚwÚ wish fow ;;w;; me +;;w;; To OwO hewp uWu thee UwU cuwse ÚwÚ this OwO poisonyous >_> bunch-back'd :33 toad. +>_> HASTINGS. x3 Fawse-boding ^w^ woman, >w< end >w< thy frantic cuwse, +Lest to >w< thy x3 hawm xDD thou move UwU ouw OwO patience. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Foul ^-^ shame ;;w;; upon you! xDD you uWu have aww +x3 mov'd ^w^ minye. +^.^ WIVEWS. ^.^ Wewe xDD you weww sewv'd, xDD you ^.^ wouwd be ÚwÚ taught x3 youw +duty. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ;;w;; To serve ;;w;; me weww xDD you aww >_> shouwd UwU do ;;w;; me +>_< duty, +:3 Teach ;;w;; me to be x3 youw >_< queen ÚwÚ and xDD you x3 my xDD subjects. +>_< O, serve ;;w;; me weww, ÚwÚ and >_< teach youwsewves :3 that duty! +OwO DOWSET. >_> Dispute nyot with >w< hew; ^.^ she >_> is >_> wunyatic. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. uWu Peace, >_< Mastew Marquis, xDD you OwO awe uWu mawapewt; +uWu Youw fire-new stamp of honour >_> is scawce cuwwent. +>_< O, :3 that x3 youw xDD young >_> nyobiwity couwd OwO judge +>_> What >w< 'twewe to wose >w< it ÚwÚ and be OwO misewabwe! +^-^ They :3 that stand xDD high uWu have UwU many ÚwÚ bwasts to ;;w;; shake ÚwÚ them, +xDD And >_> if ;;w;; they faww ;;w;; they ÚwÚ dash x3 themsewves to x3 pieces. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Good counsew, marry; :3 weawn :33 it, :3 weawn :33 it, >_> Mawquis. +OwO DOWSET. ^.^ It >_> touches UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as much >_< as x3 me. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, ÚwÚ and much mowe; >_> but UwU I UwU was bown UwU so UwU high, +Our OwO aewy buildeth uWu in x3 the OwO cedaw's ÚwÚ top, +xDD And dallies with x3 the ;;w;; wind, ÚwÚ and scorns x3 the OwO sun. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. xDD And tuwns x3 the sun to shade-alas! ^.^ awas! +Witness x3 my x3 son, nyow uWu in x3 the shade of UwU death, +>_< Whose uWu bwight x3 out-shinying beams >w< thy cwoudy >_> wwath +>_< Hath uWu in xDD etewnyaw >w< dawknyess UwU fowded :33 up. +uWu Youw OwO aewy buildeth uWu in UwU ouw :33 aewy's xDD nyest. +x3 O ^w^ God :3 that seest :33 it, UwU do nyot suffew uWu it; +;;w;; As >w< it >_> is ^.^ won with bwood, wost be >w< it so! +OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, fow UwU shame, >_> if nyot fow xDD chawity! +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Uwge :3 nyeithew xDD chawity nor ^-^ shame to x3 me. +^-^ Unchawitabwy with ;;w;; me uWu have xDD you xDD deawt, +xDD And ÚwÚ shamefuwwy x3 my hopes ^.^ by xDD you OwO awe butcher'd. +OwO My xDD chawity >_> is outrage, >w< wife x3 my OwO shame; +xDD And uWu in :3 that ^-^ shame still ^w^ wive x3 my ^.^ sowwow's rage! +OwO BUCKINGHAM. :3 Have :33 donye, uWu have ^-^ donye. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. x3 O princely ;;w;; Buckingham, I'll :3 kiss >w< thy +uWu hand +^w^ In xDD sign of :33 weague ÚwÚ and >_< amity with thee. +Now >w< faiw befaww uWu thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 nyobwe house! +x3 Thy xDD gawments OwO awe nyot ^-^ spotted with UwU ouw bwood, +x3 Nyow xDD thou within x3 the compass of x3 my cuwse. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. x3 Nyow nyo one ^.^ hewe; fow cuwses >_< nyevew pass +uWu The lips of UwU those :3 that ;;w;; bweathe them uWu in x3 the air. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I xDD wiww nyot think >_> but ;;w;; they >_> ascend x3 the sky +xDD And there awake >_> God's :33 gentwe-sweeping peace. +x3 O ;;w;; Buckingham, OwO take :3 heed of yonder dog! +Wook when ^.^ he xDD fawns, ^.^ he xDD bites; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he :3 bites, +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; venyom ^.^ tooth xDD wiww ^-^ wankwe to x3 the :3 death: +:3 Have nyot to UwU do with :3 him, UwU bewawe of him; +Sin, UwU death, ÚwÚ and >_> heww, uWu have uWu set uWu theiw >w< mawks on :3 him, +xDD And aww uWu theiw ministers >_< attend on ^.^ him. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> What xDD doth ^.^ she say, x3 my Lord of Buckingham? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Nyothing :3 that UwU I wespect, x3 my >_> gwacious OwO wowd. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. What, dost xDD thou ^w^ scown ;;w;; me fow x3 my ^-^ gentwe counsew, -And >_> soothe OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU that I >_> wawn ÚwÚ thee fwom? -:33 O, uWu but wemembew :3 this another day, -When ^.^ he uWu shaww split >w< thy vewy OwO heawt with xDD sowwow, -And uWu say UwU poow >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was :3 a prophetess! -Live OwO each >_> of you OwO the uWu subjects ^-^ to his ^.^ hate, -And ^.^ he ^-^ to xDD youws, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of you ^-^ to OwO God's! Exit ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My >_< haiw doth ^.^ stand OwO an ^-^ end ^-^ to hear xDD hew curses. -x3 WIVEWS. And OwO so doth x3 minye. I ^w^ muse x3 why she's at :33 wibewty. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I cannyot blame UwU hew; uWu by God's holy ÚwÚ Mothew, -She ;;w;; hath xDD had xDD too >w< much ^-^ wwong; ÚwÚ and I ^w^ wepent -UwU My part thereof UwU that I ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ to :3 hew. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I never >_> did xDD hew ^-^ any ^-^ to my knowledge. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Yet you ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the :3 vantage >_> of xDD hew ^.^ wwong. -I ÚwÚ was xDD too ^.^ hot ^-^ to ^-^ do >_< somebody good -:33 That :3 is xDD too x3 cowd in >w< thinking >_> of ^.^ it OwO nyow. -x3 Mawwy, as uWu fow Clarence, ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; weww ^-^ wepaid; -ÚwÚ He :3 is frank'd OwO up ^-^ to xDD fatting uWu fow his :33 pains; -:3 God pawdon them UwU that awe OwO the cause thereof! -x3 WIVEWS. OwO A ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ and :3 a Christian-like ;;w;; concwusion, -ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow them UwU that ^.^ have x3 donye ^w^ scathe ^-^ to >_< us! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So ^-^ do I :33 evew- ^-^ [Aside] being ;;w;; weww UwU advis'd; ->_< Fow xDD had I :33 cuws'd nyow, I xDD had :33 cuws'd ^-^ mysewf. - -x3 Entew >w< CATESBY - -CATESBY. ^w^ Madam, his uWu Majesty doth can uWu fow you, -And uWu fow >_> youw Gwace, ÚwÚ and you, my >_< gwacious wowds. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^-^ Catesby, I come. >w< Wowds, uWu wiww you >w< go -with x3 me? -x3 WIVEWS. We OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^-^ do OwO the ^.^ wwong, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fiwst begin ^-^ to x3 bwaww. -The >w< secwet mischiefs UwU that I xDD set ;;w;; abwoach -I uWu way x3 unto OwO the grievous chawge >_> of ^.^ othews. -Clarence, ^-^ who I >_< indeed ^.^ have UwU cast in dawknyess, -I ^-^ do ^.^ beweep ^-^ to many ÚwÚ simpwe >_< guwws; -^w^ Nyamewy, ^-^ to Dewby, Hastings, >_< Buckingham; -And tell them 'tis OwO the Queen ÚwÚ and xDD hew awwies -:33 That :33 stiw OwO the UwU King x3 against OwO the UwU Duke my brother. -Nyow uWu they believe it, ÚwÚ and withaw :33 whet me -ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on Rivers, Dowset, Gwey; -But then I sigh :3 and, with :3 a piece >_> of Scwiptuwe, ->_> Teww them UwU that :3 God >_< bids OwO us ^-^ do good uWu fow :33 eviw. -And ;;w;; thus I cwothe my ^.^ nyaked viwwainy -x3 With uWu odd ^.^ owd ends stow'n :3 fowth >_> of holy ^w^ wwit, -And ÚwÚ seem :3 a uWu saint when UwU most I xDD pway OwO the ^w^ deviw. - -x3 Entew two >_< MUWDEWEWS - -But, soft, here come my executionyews. -OwO How nyow, my hawdy :33 stout wesowved OwO mates! -uWu Awe you :3 nyow ^-^ going ^-^ to uWu dispatch :3 this thing? -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. We awe, my lord, ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the -x3 wawwant, -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; admitted xDD whewe ^.^ he is. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Weww ^w^ thought ^w^ upon; I ^.^ have ^.^ it here about >_> me. -^.^ [Gives OwO the UwU wawwant] -When you ^.^ have >_< donye, wepaiw ^-^ to xDD Cwosby >_< Pwace. -But, ;;w;; siws, >w< be ^w^ sudden in OwO the OwO execution, -Withaw ^w^ obduwate, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot hear him plead; ->_< Fow uWu Cwawence :3 is x3 weww-spoken, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps -May move >_> youw hearts ^-^ to pity, ^-^ if you mark >_> him. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. UwU Tut, >_> tut, my lord, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand ^-^ to -ÚwÚ pwate; -^-^ Tawkews awe nyo good doews. Be assur'd -We >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ tongues. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your eyes >_> dwop miwwstonyes when >_< foows' eyes ^-^ faww -uWu teaws. -I >_< wike you, >w< wads; about >_> youw ^-^ businyess ;;w;; stwaight; -Go, ÚwÚ go, UwU dispatch. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. We wiww, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -Wondon. The >w< Towew - -x3 Entew CLARENCE ÚwÚ and UwU KEEPEW - -^.^ KEEPEW. UwU Why looks >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO so heavily uWu to-day? -CWAWENCE. :33 O, I ^.^ have ^w^ pass'd :3 a xDD misewabwe night, -^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of xDD feawfuw dreams, >_> of >w< ugwy xDD sights, -That, as I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD faithfuw man, -I would ^.^ nyot uWu spend another such :3 a night -^-^ Though 'twere ^-^ to ^-^ buy :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of x3 happy >_< days- -^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of dismaw terror ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU time! -^.^ KEEPEW. What ÚwÚ was >_> youw dweam, my UwU wowd? I pray you -tell >_> me. -CWAWENCE. >_> Methoughts UwU that I xDD had ^w^ bwoken ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< Towew -And ÚwÚ was embark'd ^-^ to cross ^-^ to Burgundy; -And in my >_> company my bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, -OwO Who ^-^ fwom my xDD cabin OwO tempted me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk -:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; hatches. ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ we ^.^ wook'd towawd >_> Engwand, -And ^w^ cited OwO up :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 heavy times, -^-^ Duwing OwO the wars >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and UwU Wancastew, -:33 That xDD had >_> befaww'n ÚwÚ us. UwU As ^-^ we pac'd ÚwÚ awong -:3 Upon OwO the x3 giddy >w< footing >_> of OwO the hatches, -uWu Methought UwU that ÚwÚ Gwoucestew >w< stumbwed, ÚwÚ and in fawwing -Struck uWu me, UwU that ^w^ thought ^-^ to stay ^w^ him, uvwboawd -x3 Into OwO the >_< tumbwing ^-^ biwwows >_> of OwO the ^w^ main. -:3 O :3 Wowd, methought what pain ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 dwown, -What dreadful ^w^ nyoise >_> of UwU watews in my eaws, -What uWu sights >_> of >w< ugwy death within my >_> eyes! ->_> Methoughts I ^-^ saw :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD feawfuw ^w^ wwecks, -OwO A ^w^ thousand x3 men UwU that fishes gnaw'd OwO upon, -^.^ Wedges >_> of ^.^ gowd, gweat ^w^ anchows, ÚwÚ heaps >_> of pearl, ->_< Inyestimabwe ^w^ stonyes, unvalued jewews, -^-^ Aww scatt'wed in OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the xDD sea; -uWu Some uWu way in UwU dead xDD men's skuwws, ÚwÚ and in OwO the >_> howes -:3 Whewe eyes >_> did UwU once ÚwÚ inhabit there ;;w;; wewe OwO cwept, -UwU As 'twere in :33 scown >_> of >_> eyes, reflecting gems, -:33 That woo'd OwO the >w< swimy xDD bottom >_> of OwO the ^-^ deep -And ÚwÚ mock'd OwO the UwU dead bones UwU that uWu way scatt'wed by. -^.^ KEEPEW. Had you such :3 weisuwe in OwO the UwU time >_> of death -ÚwÚ To xDD gaze x3 upon ^.^ these >_> secwets >_> of OwO the ^w^ deep? -CWAWENCE. uWu Methought I >w< had; ÚwÚ and >_< often >_> did I ^-^ stwive -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the ^.^ ghost, uWu but still OwO the ÚwÚ envious flood -:3 Stopp'd in my ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot let ^.^ it :3 fowth -ÚwÚ To find OwO the >_> empty, ^w^ vast, ÚwÚ and uWu wand'wing air; -But ;;w;; smothew'd ^.^ it within my OwO panting ^-^ buwk, -OwO Who ^w^ awmost ^-^ buwst ^-^ to >_> bewch ^.^ it in OwO the >_> sea. -^.^ KEEPEW. Awak'd you ^.^ nyot in :3 this >_> sowe agony? -CWAWENCE. No, no, my ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ was lengthen'd aftew wife. -:33 O, then >_< began OwO the ^w^ tempest ^-^ to my UwU souw! -I UwU pass'd, :33 methought, OwO the >_> mewanchowy flood -x3 With UwU that ^w^ souw >_< fewwyman ;;w;; which poets wwite :33 of, -^.^ Unto OwO the :3 kingdom >_> of x3 pewpetuaw ^-^ nyight. -The ^.^ fiwst UwU that there >_> did gweet my ^w^ stwangew ^w^ souw ->_> Was my gweat >_> fathew-in-waw, renowned UwU Wawwick, -OwO Who ^-^ spake ;;w;; awoud ;;w;; 'What >_> scouwge uWu fow xDD pewjuwy -^w^ Can :3 this dark monyawchy :33 affowd false Clarence?' -And OwO so ^.^ he ^w^ vanyish'd. ;;w;; Then came uWu wand'wing uWu by -OwO A ;;w;; shadow >_< wike OwO an angew, with UwU bwight >_< haiw -^-^ Dabbwed in blood, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shwiek'd >_< out ;;w;; awoud -'Clarence :3 is :3 come-fawse, fleeting, :33 pewjuw'd Clarence, -:33 That ÚwÚ stabb'd me in OwO the field uWu by xDD Tewksbuwy. -Seize uWu on ^w^ him, OwO Fuwies, UwU take him x3 unto uWu towment!' -x3 With UwU that, :33 methoughts, :3 a wegion >_> of ;;w;; fouw >_< fiends ->_< Enviwon'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 howwed in >_< minye ears -Such hideous x3 cwies UwU that, with OwO the vewy noise, -I :3 twembwing ^w^ wak'd, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a season aftew -Could ^.^ nyot believe uWu but UwU that I ÚwÚ was in >_< heww, -Such uWu tewwibwe >w< impwession :3 made my ^-^ dweam. -^.^ KEEPEW. :3 Nyo mawvew, lord, >w< though ^.^ it affrighted OwO you; -I x3 am x3 afwaid, >_> methinks, ^-^ to hear you tell it. -CWAWENCE. xDD Ah, Keeper, Keeper, I ^.^ have x3 donye ^.^ these >w< things -:33 That :3 nyow ^w^ give >_< evidence x3 against my ^w^ souw ->_< Fow x3 Edwawd's UwU sake, ÚwÚ and UwU see how ^.^ he xDD wequites UwU me! -:3 O God! >w< If my ^-^ deep ;;w;; pwayews cannyot >_< appease x3 Thee, -But Thou xDD wiwt >w< be aveng'd uWu on my misdeeds, ->_> Yet ÚwÚ execute x3 Thy ^w^ wwath in me alone; -:33 O, spawe my :33 guiwtwess UwU wife ÚwÚ and my UwU poow ÚwÚ chiwdwen! -KEEPEW, I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ sit uWu by me :33 awhiwe; -UwU My ^w^ souw :3 is ;;w;; heavy, ÚwÚ and I fain would ^-^ sweep. -^.^ KEEPEW. I wiww, my :33 wowd. :3 God ^w^ give >_> youw OwO Gwace good ^-^ west. -:33 [CWAWENCE :33 sweeps] - -x3 Entew ^w^ BWAKENBUWY OwO the :3 Wieutenyant - -BWAKENBUWY. Sorrow bweaks >_< seasons ÚwÚ and >_> weposing >_> houws, -:3 Makes OwO the night xDD mownying ÚwÚ and OwO the nyoontide ^-^ nyight. -;;w;; Pwinces ^.^ have uWu but theiw titwes uWu fow theiw ÚwÚ gwowies, -An >_> outwawd uWu honyouw uWu fow OwO an >_< inwawd UwU toiw; -And uWu fow x3 unfewt imaginyations -^.^ They >_< often ;;w;; feew :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of ^.^ westwess cares, -^w^ So UwU that :3 between theiw uWu tides ÚwÚ and low name -There's nyothing :3 diffews uWu but OwO the >_> outwawd >w< fame. - -x3 Entew OwO the two >_< MUWDEWEWS - -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ^.^ Ho! :33 who's hewe? -BWAKENBUWY. What wouldst thou, fewwow, ÚwÚ and how xDD cam'st -:3 thou ^w^ hithew? -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I would speak with Clarence, ÚwÚ and I came -UwU hithew uWu on my wegs. -BWAKENBUWY. >_> What, OwO so >_< bwief? -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis :3 bettew, ;;w;; siw, than ^-^ to >w< be tedious. >_> Wet -him UwU see ^-^ ouw :33 commission ÚwÚ and talk nyo more. -^w^ [BWAKENBUWY weads OwO it] -BWAKENBUWY. I OwO am, in this, ^w^ commanded ^-^ to x3 dewivew -The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of uWu Cwawence ^-^ to >_> youw hands. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot reason what :3 is meant hereby, -xDD Because I uWu wiww >w< be :33 guiwtwess ^-^ fwom OwO the meaning. -Thewe :3 wies OwO the UwU Duke asleep; ÚwÚ and there OwO the keys. -I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and signify ^-^ to him -:33 That ;;w;; thus I ^.^ have wesign'd ^-^ to you my :33 chawge. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. You >w< may, siw; 'tis :3 a point >_> of xDD wisdom. Fawe -you :33 weww. >_< Exeunt ^w^ BWAKENBUWY ÚwÚ and UwU KEEPEW -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. >_> What, uWu shaww I :33 stab him as ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweeps? -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Nyo; :3 he'ww uWu say 'twas x3 donye >w< cowawdwy, when +xDD And x3 soothe x3 the ^.^ deviw :3 that UwU I x3 wawn uWu thee from? +>_< O, >_> but remember ÚwÚ this anyothew ^-^ day, +x3 When ^.^ he UwU shaww ^-^ spwit >w< thy xDD vewy >_< heawt with >_> sowwow, +xDD And >_> say poor Margaret UwU was :3 a prophetess! +Wive >_< each of xDD you x3 the subjects to :33 his hate, +xDD And ^.^ he to >_< youws, ÚwÚ and aww of xDD you to xDD God's! uWu Exit +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My >_< haiw xDD doth stand >w< an >w< end to hear her curses. +^.^ WIVEWS. xDD And UwU so xDD doth ^w^ minye. UwU I >_< muse >w< why ^w^ she's uWu at OwO wibewty. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame >w< hew; ^.^ by >_> God's >w< howy uWu Mothew, +:33 She hath xDD had ^w^ too much >_> wwong; ÚwÚ and UwU I wepent +OwO My ÚwÚ pawt thereof :3 that UwU I uWu have donye to her. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did her xDD any to x3 my knowledge. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you uWu have aww x3 the ;;w;; vantage of her wrong. +UwU I UwU was ^w^ too :3 hot to UwU do ^w^ somebody ÚwÚ good +:33 That >_> is ^w^ too UwU cowd uWu in uWu thinking of >w< it now. +OwO Mawwy, >_< as fow >w< Cwawence, ^.^ he >_> is weww wepaid; +>w< He >_> is frank'd x3 up to ^.^ fatting fow :33 his pains; +^w^ God UwU pawdon them :3 that OwO awe x3 the cause uWu theweof! +^.^ WIVEWS. ^-^ A virtuous ÚwÚ and :3 a Christian-like conclusion, +;;w;; To pray fow them :3 that uWu have donye ÚwÚ scathe to ÚwÚ us! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So UwU do UwU I OwO evew- :3 [Aside] ^.^ being weww :33 advis'd; +For xDD had UwU I curs'd now, UwU I xDD had curs'd :3 mysewf. + +Entew CATESBY + +UwU CATESBY. uWu Madam, :33 his ;;w;; Majesty xDD doth ^.^ can fow UwU you, +xDD And fow x3 youw >_> Gwace, ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 my >_> gwacious lords. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :33 Catesby, UwU I x3 come. ;;w;; Wowds, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go +with me? +^.^ WIVEWS. We wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +Exeunt aww >_> but GWOUCESTEW +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I UwU do x3 the wwong, ÚwÚ and xDD fiwst x3 begin to brawl. +uWu The secret >w< mischiefs :3 that UwU I uWu set abroach +UwU I uWu way >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; gwievous :3 chawge of ÚwÚ othews. +>w< Cwawence, who UwU I ÚwÚ indeed uWu have ;;w;; cast uWu in ^-^ dawknyess, +UwU I UwU do ;;w;; beweep to UwU many :33 simpwe guwws; +uWu Nyamewy, to :3 Dewby, >w< Hastings, uWu Buckingham; +xDD And tell them UwU 'tis x3 the xDD Queen ÚwÚ and her >_> awwies +:33 That stir x3 the ^w^ King OwO against x3 the >w< Duke x3 my ^-^ bwothew. +Now ;;w;; they ^-^ bewieve :33 it, ÚwÚ and withal ^w^ whet ;;w;; me +;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd on Rivers, x3 Dowset, Grey; +OwO But xDD then UwU I x3 sigh x3 and, with :3 a ^.^ piece of >_< Scwiptuwe, +Teww them :3 that ^w^ God UwU bids >_> us UwU do ÚwÚ good fow evil. +xDD And OwO thus UwU I UwU cwothe x3 my nyaked xDD viwwainy +With >w< odd ;;w;; owd uWu ends :3 stow'n fowth of >w< howy ;;w;; wwit, +xDD And xDD seem :3 a ^.^ saint when UwU most UwU I :33 pway x3 the deviw. + +Entew >w< two :33 MUWDEWEWS + +But, OwO soft, OwO hewe come x3 my executioners. +How now, x3 my ^-^ hawdy :33 stout resolved OwO mates! +^w^ Awe xDD you nyow x3 going to dispatch ÚwÚ this ;;w;; thing? +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. We awe, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and come to uWu have x3 the +warrant, +:33 That ^.^ we OwO may be admitted :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< is. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Weww xDD thought xDD upon; UwU I uWu have >w< it OwO hewe about x3 me. +xDD [Gives x3 the warrant] +x3 When xDD you uWu have :33 donye, repair to >_< Cwosby Place. +But, sirs, be ^.^ sudden uWu in x3 the execution, +Withaw UwU obduwate, UwU do nyot hear ^.^ him uWu pwead; +For >_> Cwawence >_> is well-spoken, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pewhaps +^-^ May move x3 youw heawts to pity, >_> if xDD you mark ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Tut, ^w^ tut, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot stand to +x3 pwate; +Talkers OwO awe nyo ÚwÚ good ^-^ doews. ^w^ Be x3 assuw'd +We OwO go to use UwU ouw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and nyot UwU ouw tongues. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Youw eyes >_< dwop miwwstonyes when UwU foows' eyes faww +>w< teaws. +UwU I ^.^ wike UwU you, wads; about x3 youw business >_< stwaight; +^w^ Go, x3 go, dispatch. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. We :33 wiww, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^-^ Towew + +Entew >_> CWAWENCE ÚwÚ and >_> KEEPEW + +OwO KEEPEW. Why :33 wooks x3 youw Gwace UwU so >_> heaviwy >w< to-day? +CLARENCE. >_< O, UwU I uWu have :33 pass'd :3 a >w< misewabwe night, +^w^ So full of x3 feawfuw ^-^ dweams, of ugwy >_> sights, +^.^ That, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a Christian faithfuw ^w^ man, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot spend anyothew xDD such :3 a >w< nyight +;;w;; Though >w< 'twewe to UwU buy :3 a wowwd of ^w^ happy days- +^w^ So full of ÚwÚ dismaw tewwow UwU was x3 the xDD time! +OwO KEEPEW. >_> What UwU was x3 youw x3 dweam, x3 my xDD wowd? UwU I pray xDD you +tell x3 me. +CLARENCE. OwO Methoughts :3 that UwU I xDD had xDD bwoken from x3 the ^-^ Towew +xDD And UwU was embawk'd to OwO cwoss to >_> Buwgundy; +xDD And uWu in x3 my >_< company x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :33 Gwoucestew, +Who from x3 my UwU cabin tempted ;;w;; me to UwU wawk +>_> Upon x3 the ^.^ hatches. ^w^ Thence ^.^ we >_> wook'd toward England, +xDD And cited x3 up :3 a thousand x3 heavy xDD times, +^w^ Duwing x3 the UwU waws of York ÚwÚ and Lancaster, +:33 That xDD had befall'n >_> us. ;;w;; As ^.^ we >w< pac'd :3 awong +>_> Upon x3 the ^-^ giddy footing of x3 the :33 hatches, +:33 Methought :3 that uWu Gwoucestew ;;w;; stumbwed, ÚwÚ and uWu in falling +>w< Stwuck uWu me, :3 that xDD thought to xDD stay :3 him, uvwboawd +^.^ Into x3 the ^.^ tumbwing billows of x3 the >_> main. +x3 O Wowd, >_> methought >_> what :33 pain >w< it UwU was to x3 dwown, +>_> What :3 dweadfuw noise of watews uWu in x3 my ;;w;; eaws, +>_> What uWu sights of ugwy :33 death within x3 my xDD eyes! +OwO Methoughts UwU I saw :3 a thousand x3 feawfuw wwecks, +^-^ A thousand ;;w;; men :3 that fishes gnyaw'd upon, +Wedges of ^.^ gowd, great anchows, OwO heaps of >_> peaww, +Inestimable ^w^ stonyes, unvawued jewews, +All scatt'wed uWu in x3 the :3 bottom of x3 the sea; +;;w;; Some uWu way uWu in >_< dead men's skulls, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the holes +Whewe eyes uWu did >_> once ;;w;; inhabit there :3 wewe UwU cwept, +;;w;; As >w< 'twewe uWu in ^w^ scown of ^w^ eyes, wefwecting ^w^ gems, +:33 That woo'd x3 the xDD swimy :3 bottom of x3 the >_> deep +xDD And mock'd x3 the >_< dead bones :3 that uWu way scatt'wed by. +OwO KEEPEW. xDD Had xDD you xDD such leisure uWu in x3 the time of :33 death +;;w;; To ÚwÚ gaze ;;w;; upon these ^w^ secwets of x3 the deep? +CLARENCE. :33 Methought UwU I uWu had; ÚwÚ and often uWu did UwU I strive +;;w;; To yield x3 the ;;w;; ghost, >_> but still x3 the envious flood +Stopp'd uWu in x3 my :3 souw ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd nyot wet >w< it fowth +;;w;; To find x3 the uWu empty, :3 vast, ÚwÚ and >w< wand'wing air; +OwO But smother'd >w< it within x3 my ;;w;; panting OwO buwk, +Who almost burst to :3 bewch >w< it uWu in x3 the :33 sea. +OwO KEEPEW. ÚwÚ Awak'd xDD you nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ sowe UwU agony? +CLARENCE. :3 Nyo, no, x3 my dweam UwU was wengthen'd ÚwÚ aftew life. +>_< O, xDD then began x3 the UwU tempest to x3 my souw! +UwU I ^-^ pass'd, x3 methought, x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy flood +With :3 that :3 souw fewwyman which ^-^ poets >w< wwite :33 of, +uWu Unto x3 the ^w^ kingdom of pewpetuaw OwO nyight. +uWu The xDD fiwst :3 that there uWu did x3 gweet x3 my stwangew :3 souw +Was x3 my great ÚwÚ fathew-in-waw, uWu wenyownyed Wawwick, +Who x3 spake >_< awoud x3 'What scourge fow ^w^ pewjuwy +UwU Can ÚwÚ this dark monyawchy UwU affowd UwU fawse Clarence?' +xDD And UwU so ^.^ he xDD vanyish'd. UwU Then ^-^ came >w< wand'wing ^.^ by +^-^ A :3 shadow ^.^ wike >w< an ^-^ angew, with uWu bwight >_< haiw +Dabbwed uWu in bwood, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he shriek'd x3 out >_< awoud +'Clarence >_> is come-false, fleeting, >w< pewjuw'd >w< Cwawence, +:33 That stabb'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the field ^.^ by :3 Tewksbuwy. +>_> Seize on :3 him, Furies, OwO take ^.^ him >w< unto UwU towment!' +With :3 that, >w< methoughts, :3 a wegion of fouw >w< fiends +Environ'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ howwed uWu in >_< minye OwO eaws +>w< Such ^-^ hideous x3 cwies :3 that, with x3 the xDD vewy noise, +UwU I uWu twembwing wak'd, ÚwÚ and fow :3 a >_< season ÚwÚ aftew +Could nyot ^-^ bewieve >_> but :3 that UwU I UwU was uWu in >_> heww, +>w< Such tewwibwe x3 impwession UwU made x3 my UwU dweam. +OwO KEEPEW. No marvel, uWu wowd, ^w^ though >w< it affwighted uWu you; +UwU I ^w^ am afraid, UwU methinks, to hear xDD you tell :3 it. +CLARENCE. xDD Ah, Keepew, Keepew, UwU I uWu have donye these ^.^ things +:33 That nyow UwU give >_> evidence OwO against x3 my :3 souw +For >_< Edwawd's ^w^ sake, ÚwÚ and >_> see >w< how ^.^ he requites me! +x3 O uWu God! ;;w;; If x3 my >_> deep >_< pwayews ;;w;; cannyot appease x3 Thee, +OwO But ^.^ Thou wiwt be >_< aveng'd on x3 my misdeeds, +ÚwÚ Yet :33 execute x3 Thy >_> wwath uWu in ;;w;; me ^.^ awonye; +>_< O, ^-^ spawe x3 my ;;w;; guiwtwess >w< wife ÚwÚ and x3 my poor ;;w;; chiwdwen! +;;w;; KEEPEW, UwU I :33 pwithee sit ^.^ by ;;w;; me awhile; +OwO My :3 souw >_> is >_< heavy, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> fain ^.^ wouwd OwO sweep. +OwO KEEPEW. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. ^w^ God UwU give x3 youw Gwace ÚwÚ good rest. +>w< [CWAWENCE sweeps] + +Entew ^-^ BWAKENBUWY x3 the Wieutenyant + +xDD BWAKENBUWY. OwO Sowwow >_< bweaks seasons ÚwÚ and x3 weposing houws, +:3 Makes x3 the >w< nyight mownying ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU nyoontide OwO nyight. +Princes uWu have >_> but uWu theiw titles fow uWu theiw OwO gwowies, +^-^ An :33 outwawd honour fow >w< an inward UwU toiw; +xDD And fow x3 unfewt imaginyations +^-^ They often x3 feew :3 a wowwd of restless cawes, +^w^ So :3 that ^-^ between uWu theiw uWu tides ÚwÚ and wow xDD nyame +>_> Thewe's >_< nyothing OwO diffews >_> but x3 the :33 outwawd ^w^ fame. + +Entew x3 the >w< two :33 MUWDEWEWS + +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Ho! OwO who's hewe? +xDD BWAKENBUWY. >_> What wouldst UwU thou, fewwow, ÚwÚ and >w< how xDD cam'st +xDD thou uWu hithew? +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with >w< Cwawence, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ came +ÚwÚ hithew on x3 my wegs. +xDD BWAKENBUWY. What, UwU so x3 bwief? +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. 'Tis better, ^w^ siw, than to be UwU tedious. Let +^.^ him >_> see UwU ouw OwO commission ÚwÚ and tawk nyo more. +UwU [BWAKENBUWY weads :33 it] +xDD BWAKENBUWY. UwU I am, uWu in uWu this, :3 commanded to ÚwÚ dewivew +uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Duke of >_> Cwawence to x3 youw ^w^ hands. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot reason >_> what >_> is meant uWu heweby, +>_< Because UwU I xDD wiww be ;;w;; guiwtwess from x3 the meanying. +>_> Thewe wies x3 the >w< Duke x3 asweep; ÚwÚ and there x3 the xDD keys. +I'll to x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :33 signyify to ^.^ him +:33 That OwO thus UwU I uWu have resign'd to xDD you x3 my chawge. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> You may, siw; UwU 'tis :3 a :33 point of wisdom. >w< Fawe +xDD you well. Exeunt ^-^ BWAKENBUWY ÚwÚ and >_> KEEPEW +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. What, UwU shaww UwU I x3 stab ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he sleeps? +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. No; he'ww >_> say uWu 'twas donye cowardly, when ^.^ he wakes. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he uWu shaww never :3 wake xDD untiw OwO the gweat -^-^ judgment-day. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 he'ww uWu say ^-^ we ÚwÚ stabb'd him -^w^ sweeping. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. The urging >_> of UwU that >_> wowd ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; hath -bwed :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< wemowse in >_> me. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >_> What, art :3 thou ^w^ afwaid? -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :3 Nyot ^-^ to :33 kiww ^w^ him, having :3 a ^w^ wawwant; uWu but ^-^ to ->w< be :33 damn'd uWu fow :33 kiwwing ^w^ him, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; which nyo ;;w;; wawwant can -^w^ defend >_> me. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I ^w^ thought :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been resolute. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ^w^ So I OwO am, ^-^ to let him wive. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I'll xDD back ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and -tell him ÚwÚ so. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Nyay, I ;;w;; pwithee, stay :3 a ^-^ wittwe. I >w< hope :3 this -passionate humouw >_> of >_< minye uWu wiww ÚwÚ change; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to -howd me uWu but >_< whiwe ^-^ onye uWu tewws uWu twenty. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; feew thyself ^w^ nyow? -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Faith, >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain UwU dwegs >_> of ;;w;; conscience -awe ÚwÚ yet within >_> me. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Wemembew ^-^ ouw uWu wewawd, when OwO the >_< deed's ->w< donye. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. uWu Zounds, ^.^ he dies; I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot OwO the ^w^ wewawd. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Where's >w< thy ;;w;; conscience ^w^ nyow? -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :33 O, in OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's purse! -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. When ^.^ he opens his >_> puwse ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO us ^-^ ouw -uWu wewawd, >w< thy ;;w;; conscience flies >_< out. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; let ^.^ it ^.^ go; :33 thewe's xDD few ^w^ ow -UwU nyonye uWu wiww UwU entewtain it. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. What ^-^ if ^.^ it come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee OwO again? -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. I'll ^.^ nyot meddle with ^.^ it-it makes :3 a man -uWu cowawd: :3 a man cannyot steal, uWu but ^.^ it UwU accuseth him; :3 a man -cannyot sweaw, uWu but ^.^ it checks him; :3 a man cannyot lie with his -nyeighbouw's xDD wife, uWu but ^.^ it :3 detects >_> him. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :33 bwushing shame- -^-^ fac'd spirit UwU that :33 mutinyies in :3 a ÚwÚ man's bosom; ^.^ it uWu fiwws :3 a man -:33 fuww >_> of obstacles: ^.^ it :3 made me UwU once restore :3 a >_> puwse >_> of gold -^w^ that-by uWu chance I ÚwÚ found. ^w^ It >_< beggaws ^-^ any man UwU that >_< keeps it. -^w^ It :3 is tuwn'd >_< out >_> of OwO towns ÚwÚ and ^.^ cities uWu fow :3 a dangewous uWu thing; -ÚwÚ and every man UwU that :3 means ^-^ to live ;;w;; weww ^-^ endeavouws ^-^ to xDD twust -^-^ to ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and live ^-^ without it. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. uWu Zounds, 'tis x3 even :3 nyow at my elbow, -persuading me ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO the >_> Duke. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Take OwO the ^w^ deviw in >w< thy :33 mind ÚwÚ and believe -him not; ^.^ he would insinuate with ÚwÚ thee uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the -x3 sigh. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I x3 am strong-fram'd; ^.^ he cannyot :33 pwevaiw with ->_> me. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Spoke >_< wike :3 a taww man UwU that respects >w< thy -weputation. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ faww ^-^ to wowk? -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Take him uWu on OwO the ^.^ costawd with OwO the ;;w;; hiwts >_> of ->w< thy ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ chop him in OwO the x3 mawmsey-butt in OwO the -next woom. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :3 O excellent ^w^ device! ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; sop >_> of ->_> him. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Soft! ^.^ he wakes. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Stwike! -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. No, ^w^ we'ww reason with >_> him. -CWAWENCE. :3 Whewe art thou, :3 Keepew? >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of x3 winye. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. You uWu shaww ^.^ have xDD winye enyough, my lord, +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Why, ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyevew wake ÚwÚ untiw x3 the great +UwU judgment-day. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Why, xDD then he'ww >_> say ^.^ we stabb'd ^.^ him +:3 sweeping. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. uWu The ÚwÚ uwging of :3 that ;;w;; wowd ^w^ judgment hath +bwed :3 a uWu kind of ^-^ wemowse uWu in x3 me. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. What, awt xDD thou afraid? +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Nyot to OwO kiww :3 him, xDD having :3 a >_< wawwant; >_> but to +be damn'd fow UwU kiwwing :3 him, from x3 the which nyo :33 wawwant ^.^ can +;;w;; defend x3 me. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. UwU I xDD thought xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been wesowute. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ^w^ So UwU I am, to wet ^.^ him wive. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. I'll back to x3 the >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and +tell ^.^ him :3 so. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, xDD stay :3 a ^.^ wittwe. UwU I UwU hope ÚwÚ this +passionyate humouw of >_< minye xDD wiww uWu change; >w< it UwU was UwU wont to +howd ;;w;; me >_> but OwO whiwe one uWu tewws ÚwÚ twenty. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. How dost xDD thou x3 feew >w< thysewf ^.^ nyow? +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Faith, x3 some xDD cewtain UwU dwegs of >_> conscience +OwO awe yet within x3 me. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Wemembew UwU ouw :3 wewawd, when x3 the xDD deed's +^-^ donye. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Zounds, ^.^ he :33 dies; UwU I xDD had fowgot x3 the ÚwÚ wewawd. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. :3 Whewe's >w< thy >_> conscience ^.^ nyow? +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. >_< O, uWu in x3 the >w< Duke of :3 Gwoucestew's >_> puwse! +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. x3 When ^.^ he :33 opens :33 his >_< puwse to UwU give >_> us UwU ouw +:3 wewawd, >w< thy >_> conscience fwies OwO out. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. 'Tis nyo mattew; wet >w< it go; there's x3 few ow +>_< nyonye xDD wiww entertain :3 it. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> What >_> if >w< it come to uWu thee ^w^ again? +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. I'll nyot UwU meddwe with x3 it-it x3 makes :3 a x3 man +cowawd: :3 a x3 man ;;w;; cannyot steal, >_> but >w< it accuseth him; :3 a x3 man +;;w;; cannyot x3 sweaw, >_> but >w< it ÚwÚ checks him; :3 a x3 man ;;w;; cannyot >_< wie with :33 his +OwO nyeighbouw's :3 wife, >_> but >w< it :3 detects ^.^ him. 'Tis :3 a ;;w;; bwushing uWu shame- +fac'd ^w^ spiwit :3 that mutinies uWu in :3 a :33 man's x3 bosom; >w< it ^.^ fiwws :3 a x3 man +full of >_< obstacwes: >w< it UwU made ;;w;; me >_> once restore :3 a >_< puwse of gowd +x3 that-by chance UwU I uWu found. ^.^ It x3 beggaws xDD any x3 man :3 that keeps :3 it. +^.^ It >_> is >_> tuwn'd x3 out of UwU towns ÚwÚ and ^w^ cities fow :3 a uWu dangewous >_> thing; +ÚwÚ and every x3 man :3 that means to ^w^ wive weww endeavouws to :33 twust +to >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive ^-^ without :3 it. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Zounds, UwU 'tis even nyow uWu at x3 my elbow, +ÚwÚ pewsuading ;;w;; me nyot to OwO kiww x3 the uWu Duke. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ^.^ Take x3 the ^.^ deviw uWu in >w< thy ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve +^.^ him x3 nyot; ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^.^ insinyuate with uWu thee >_> but to >_< make x3 the +>w< sigh. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. UwU I ^w^ am >_> stwong-fwam'd; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot :3 pwevaiw with +x3 me. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. OwO Spoke ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; taww x3 man :3 that UwU wespects >w< thy +weputation. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we faww to wowk? +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ^.^ Take ^.^ him on x3 the ÚwÚ costawd with x3 the xDD hiwts of +>w< thy uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and xDD then chop ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ^w^ mawmsey-butt uWu in x3 the +:3 nyext uWu woom. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. x3 O :3 excewwent device! ÚwÚ and >_< make :3 a xDD sop of +^.^ him. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Soft! ^.^ he wakes. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Strike! +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. :3 Nyo, we'll reason with ^.^ him. +CLARENCE. Whewe awt UwU thou, UwU Keepew? Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< cup of ^.^ winye. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have winye UwU enyough, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 anyon. -CWAWENCE. UwU In God's uWu nyame, what art thou? -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO A man, as you >_> awe. -CWAWENCE. But ^.^ nyot as I OwO am, woyaw. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Nyow you as ^-^ we awe, woyaw. -CWAWENCE. x3 Thy >w< voice :3 is thunder, uWu but >w< thy looks awe >w< humbwe. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. UwU My >w< voice :3 is :3 nyow OwO the >_< King's, my looks ->_< minye >w< own. -CWAWENCE. OwO How darkly ÚwÚ and how >_> deadwy OwO dost :3 thou x3 speak! -Your eyes ^-^ do menyace >_> me. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you UwU pawe? -OwO Who x3 sent you ^w^ hithew? >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do you ^.^ come? -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. To, ^.^ to, UwU to- -CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ To murder x3 me? -BOTH >_> MUWDEWEWS. >w< Ay, >_> ay. -CWAWENCE. You ^-^ scawcewy ^.^ have OwO the hearts ^-^ to tell me so, -And OwO thewefowe cannyot ^.^ have OwO the hearts ^-^ to ^-^ do it. -Whewein, my fwiends, ^.^ have I uWu offended you? -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Offended OwO us you ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, uWu but OwO the King. -CWAWENCE. I uWu shaww >w< be reconcil'd ^-^ to him again. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Nyevew, my ^w^ wowd; OwO thewefowe :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ^-^ die. -CWAWENCE. uWu Awe you :33 dwawn :3 fowth UwU among :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of x3 men -ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway OwO the ^.^ innyocent? What :3 is my ÚwÚ offence? -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the >_< evidence UwU that doth :3 accuse x3 me? -What lawful x3 quest ^.^ have >w< given theiw verdict OwO up -^.^ Unto OwO the uWu fwownying :33 judge, ^w^ ow ^-^ who pwonyounc'd -The :33 bittew >_< sentence >_> of UwU poow Clarence' UwU death? -Before I >w< be :33 convict uWu by ^-^ couwse >_> of waw, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ thweaten me with death :3 is UwU most unlawful. -I chawge you, as you >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD wedemption -By OwO Chwist's dear UwU bwood shed uWu fow ^-^ ouw grievous UwU sins, -:33 That you xDD depawt ÚwÚ and uWu way nyo ^.^ hands uWu on >_> me. -The deed you >_< undewtake :3 is ;;w;; damnyabwe. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. What ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu do, ^-^ we ^-^ do x3 upon ^.^ command. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. And ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath ^w^ commanded :3 is ^-^ ouw -King. -CWAWENCE. Erroneous :33 vassaws! OwO the gweat UwU King >_> of kings -;;w;; Hath in OwO the xDD tabwes >_> of his OwO waw ^w^ commanded -:33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ do nyo murder. uWu Wiww you then -^.^ Spuwn at his :3 edict ÚwÚ and fuwfiw :3 a man's? -;;w;; Take uWu heed; uWu fow ^.^ he howds ;;w;; vengeance in his hand -ÚwÚ To huww x3 upon theiw :3 heads UwU that >_< bweak his waw. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. And UwU that >_> same ;;w;; vengeance doth ^.^ he huww -uWu on ÚwÚ thee ->_< Fow false :33 fowsweawing, ÚwÚ and uWu fow murder :33 too; -Thou didst weceive OwO the sacrament ^-^ to fight -UwU In >_< quawwew >_> of OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. And >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the name >_> of :3 God ->w< Didst >_< bweak UwU that UwU vow; ÚwÚ and with >w< thy treacherous OwO bwade ->w< Unwipp'dst OwO the uWu bowews >_> of >w< thy >_< sov'weign's :33 son. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. x3 Whom :3 thou >_< wast sworn ^-^ to cherish ÚwÚ and -x3 defend. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou :3 uwge God's dreadful OwO waw -^-^ to >w< us, -When :3 thou x3 hast x3 bwoke ^.^ it in such dear >_> degwee? -CWAWENCE. Alas! uWu fow uWu whose :33 sake >_> did I UwU that i-iww x3 deed? ->_< Fow Edwawd, uWu fow my :33 bwothew, uWu fow his sake. -ÚwÚ He >_> sends you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to murder me uWu fow this, ->_< Fow in UwU that xDD sin ^.^ he :3 is as ^-^ deep as :3 I. ->w< If :3 God uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; avenged uWu fow OwO the deed, -:33 O, xDD knyow you ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ He doth ^.^ it pubwicwy. -;;w;; Take ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< quawwew ^-^ fwom His :33 pow'wfuw OwO awm; -ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds nyo OwO indiwect ^w^ ow :33 wawwess ^-^ couwse -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut x3 off x3 those UwU that ^.^ have uWu offended >_< Him. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Who :3 made ÚwÚ thee then :3 a bwoody >_< minyistew -When >w< gawwant-spwinging bwave Pwantagenyet, -:33 That >_< pwincewy uWu nyovice, ÚwÚ was struck UwU dead uWu by OwO thee? -CWAWENCE. UwU My >_< bwothew's love, OwO the x3 deviw, ÚwÚ and my xDD wage. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. x3 Thy >_< bwothew's love, ^-^ ouw duty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy +CLARENCE. ^w^ In >_> God's :33 nyame, >_> what awt thou? +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ^-^ A ^w^ man, >_< as xDD you x3 awe. +CLARENCE. OwO But nyot >_< as UwU I am, x3 woyaw. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. x3 Nyow xDD you >_< as ^.^ we awe, x3 woyaw. +CLARENCE. x3 Thy uWu voice >_> is thundew, >_> but >w< thy :33 wooks OwO awe OwO humbwe. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. OwO My uWu voice >_> is nyow x3 the :33 King's, x3 my :33 wooks +>_< minye own. +CLARENCE. How >_< dawkwy ÚwÚ and >w< how deadwy dost xDD thou ^w^ speak! +uWu Youw eyes UwU do :33 menyace x3 me. Why wook xDD you pale? +Who sent xDD you uWu hithew? ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU do xDD you come? +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. To, ^.^ to, xDD to- +CLARENCE. ;;w;; To murder me? +x3 BOTH MUWDEWEWS. Ay, ^w^ ay. +CLARENCE. >_> You uWu scawcewy uWu have x3 the heawts to tell ;;w;; me >_> so, +xDD And >_< thewefowe ;;w;; cannyot uWu have x3 the heawts to UwU do :3 it. +^-^ Whewein, x3 my OwO fwiends, uWu have UwU I uWu offended you? +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Offended >_> us xDD you uWu have >_> nyot, >_> but x3 the ;;w;; King. +CLARENCE. UwU I UwU shaww be reconcil'd to ^.^ him ;;w;; again. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Nyevew, x3 my wowd; >_< thewefowe >_> pwepawe to die. +CLARENCE. ^w^ Awe xDD you drawn fowth ^-^ among :3 a wowwd of ;;w;; men +;;w;; To slay x3 the innocent? >_> What >_> is x3 my x3 offence? +Whewe >_> is x3 the >_> evidence :3 that xDD doth ;;w;; accuse me? +>_> What ÚwÚ wawfuw ^w^ quest uWu have UwU given uWu theiw :33 vewdict x3 up +uWu Unto x3 the >_> fwownying ^w^ judge, ow who ^-^ pwonyounc'd +uWu The UwU bittew :33 sentence of poor x3 Cwawence' UwU death? +^.^ Befowe UwU I be uWu convict ^.^ by course of waw, +;;w;; To >_> thweaten ;;w;; me with :33 death >_> is UwU most unlawful. +UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, >_< as xDD you UwU hope to uWu have wedemption +^-^ By uWu Chwist's uWu deaw :3 bwood x3 shed fow UwU ouw ;;w;; gwievous OwO sins, +:33 That xDD you ÚwÚ depawt ÚwÚ and uWu way nyo ^.^ hands on x3 me. +uWu The ^.^ deed xDD you undewtake >_> is uWu damnyabwe. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> What ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do, ^.^ we UwU do ;;w;; upon >_> command. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. xDD And ^.^ he :3 that hath :3 commanded >_> is UwU ouw +;;w;; King. +CLARENCE. ÚwÚ Ewwonyeous vassaws! x3 the great ^w^ King of >w< kings +>_< Hath uWu in x3 the :33 tabwes of :33 his law :3 commanded +:33 That xDD thou shalt UwU do nyo ^-^ muwdew. Will xDD you xDD then +x3 Spuwn uWu at :33 his edict ÚwÚ and fuwfiw :3 a ÚwÚ man's? +^.^ Take ^w^ heed; fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds UwU vengeance uWu in :33 his uWu hand +;;w;; To >_< huww ;;w;; upon uWu theiw heads :3 that bweak :33 his law. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. xDD And :3 that same UwU vengeance xDD doth ^.^ he >_< huww +on uWu thee +For UwU fawse >w< fowsweawing, ÚwÚ and fow murder :3 too; +^.^ Thou :33 didst receive x3 the sacwament to >w< fight +^w^ In ^-^ quawwew of x3 the ;;w;; house of Lancaster. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a traitor to x3 the xDD nyame of ^w^ God +;;w;; Didst bweak :3 that :33 vow; ÚwÚ and with >w< thy treacherous ^.^ bwade +>_< Unwipp'dst x3 the bowels of >w< thy ^.^ sov'weign's OwO son. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Whom xDD thou >w< wast sworn to :3 chewish ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ defend. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou urge >_> God's :3 dweadfuw law +to us, +x3 When xDD thou x3 hast broke >w< it uWu in xDD such uWu deaw :33 degwee? +CLARENCE. ^-^ Awas! fow x3 whose ÚwÚ sake uWu did UwU I :3 that :33 iww deed? +For Edwawd, fow x3 my brother, fow :33 his sake. +>w< He OwO sends xDD you nyot to murder ;;w;; me fow uWu this, +For uWu in :3 that x3 sin ^.^ he >_> is >_< as >_> deep >_< as ^.^ I. +;;w;; If ^w^ God xDD wiww be ^w^ avenged fow x3 the OwO deed, +>_< O, ^.^ knyow xDD you yet >w< He xDD doth >w< it ^-^ pubwicwy. +^.^ Take nyot x3 the ^-^ quawwew from ÚwÚ His x3 pow'wfuw OwO awm; +>w< He >_< nyeeds nyo ^.^ indiwect ow wawwess course +;;w;; To :3 cut x3 off UwU those :3 that uWu have uWu offended Him. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Who UwU made uWu thee xDD then :3 a bwoody xDD minyistew +x3 When xDD gawwant-spwinging >_< bwave Pwantagenyet, +:33 That princely novice, UwU was >w< stwuck >_< dead ^.^ by thee? +CLARENCE. OwO My brother's xDD wuv, x3 the deviw, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 wage. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. x3 Thy brother's xDD wuv, UwU ouw >_< duty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy fauwts, -Provoke OwO us UwU hithew :3 nyow ^-^ to slaughter thee. -CWAWENCE. >w< If you ^-^ do love my :33 bwothew, UwU hate ^.^ nyot me; -I x3 am his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and I love him :33 weww. ->w< If you awe hiw'd uWu fow xDD meed, >w< go xDD back uWu again, -And I uWu wiww ^-^ send you ^-^ to my bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, -OwO Who uWu shaww reward you better uWu fow my life ->w< Than >_< Edwawd uWu wiww uWu fow >_< tidings >_> of my :33 death. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. You awe ÚwÚ deceiv'd: >_> youw bwothew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew -OwO hates you. -CWAWENCE. :33 O, no, ^.^ he loves uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he howds me ;;w;; deaw. -uWu Go you ^-^ to him ^-^ fwom >_> me. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >w< Ay, OwO so ^-^ we uWu wiww. -CWAWENCE. >_> Teww him when UwU that ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy fathew uWu Yowk -uWu Bwess'd his three >_< sons with his victorious arm -And OwO chawg'd OwO us ^-^ fwom his ^w^ souw ^-^ to love OwO each xDD othew, -ÚwÚ He wittwe ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this ;;w;; divided ^w^ fwiendship. -UwU Bid ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ think >_> of this, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww weep. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >w< Ay, miwwstonyes; as ^.^ he :33 wesson'd OwO us ^-^ to weep. -CWAWENCE. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 swandew ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is OwO kind. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Right, as snyow in uWu hawvest. ^w^ Come, you -x3 deceive uWu youwsewf: -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he UwU that >_> sends OwO us ^-^ to >_< destwoy you here. -CWAWENCE. ^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; uWu fow ^.^ he bewept my >_> fowtunye -And xDD hugg'd me in his uWu awms, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe with sobs -:33 That ^.^ he would >_< wabouw my delivery. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ^.^ he :33 doth, when ^.^ he delivers you -From :3 this >w< eawth's >w< thwawdom ^-^ to OwO the >_< joys >_> of >_< heaven. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. UwU Make xDD peace with God, uWu fow you >w< must x3 die, -my :33 wowd. -CWAWENCE. >_< Have you UwU that holy feeling in >_> youw souws -ÚwÚ To counsew me ^-^ to ^-^ make my xDD peace with God, -And awe you ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own souws OwO so uWu bwind -:33 That you uWu wiww OwO waw with :3 God uWu by ;;w;; muwd'wing x3 me? -:33 O, ;;w;; siws, UwU considew: uWu they UwU that xDD set you uWu on -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this deed uWu wiww UwU hate you uWu fow OwO the :3 deed. -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. What uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? -CWAWENCE. Wewent, ÚwÚ and :33 save >_> youw UwU souws. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Relent! No, 'tis >_> cowawdwy ÚwÚ and womanyish. -CWAWENCE. :3 Nyot ^-^ to wewent :3 is uWu beastwy, ^-^ savage, devilish. -^w^ Which >_> of you, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< pwince's UwU son, ->_> Being pent ^-^ fwom ;;w;; wibewty as I x3 am nyow, ->w< If two such murderers as youwsewves came ^-^ to you, -Wouwd ^.^ nyot entweat uWu fow x3 wife? -UwU My OwO fwiend, I UwU spy >w< some ^-^ pity in >w< thy :3 wooks; -:33 O, ^-^ if UwU thinye eye >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ fwattewew, -Come :3 thou uWu on my >_> side ÚwÚ and entweat uWu fow :3 me- -UwU As you would UwU beg ;;w;; wewe you in my xDD distwess. -OwO A >_< begging pwince what >_< beggaw UwU pities not? -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Wook >_> behind you, my :33 wowd. -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >_> [Stabbing xDD him] ;;w;; Take UwU that, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; that. >w< If >w< aww -:3 this uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu do, -I'll drown you in OwO the x3 mawmsey-butt within. -Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO A bwoody deed, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ despewatewy -dispatch'd! -OwO How >w< fain, >_< wike Piwate, would I wash my ^.^ hands -x3 Of :3 this UwU most grievous murder! - -;;w;; We-entew OwO FIWST MUWDEWEW - -OwO FIWST :3 MUWDEWEW-How nyow, what mean'st :3 thou UwU that :3 thou -uWu hewp'st me not? -By uWu heavens, OwO the UwU Duke uWu shaww xDD knyow how swack you ^.^ have -^w^ been! -x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. I would ^.^ he knew UwU that I xDD had OwO sav'd his -^-^ bwothew! -;;w;; Take :3 thou OwO the uWu fee, ÚwÚ and tell him what I ^w^ say; ->_< Fow I ^w^ wepent me UwU that OwO the UwU Duke :3 is slain. Exit -OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ^w^ So ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 I. Go, cowawd as :3 thou awt. -Weww, I'll >w< go hide OwO the ÚwÚ body in >w< some :3 howe, -;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the UwU Duke ^w^ give owdew uWu fow his UwU buwiaw; -And when I ^.^ have my xDD meed, I uWu wiww away; ->_< Fow :3 this uWu wiww out, ÚwÚ and then I >w< must ^.^ nyot >_> stay. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING EDWAWD >_< sick, ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, UwU DOWSET, x3 WIVEWS, -^w^ HASTINGS, :3 BUCKINGHAM, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ so. Nyow ^.^ have I x3 donye :3 a good UwU day's -OwO wowk. -You peers, continue :3 this >_> unyited league. -I every :3 day OwO expect OwO an >_< embassage -From my ÚwÚ Wedeemew ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem me >_> hence; -And ^-^ mowe at xDD peace my ^w^ souw uWu shaww part ^-^ to UwU heaven, -x3 Since I ^.^ have :3 made my fwiends at xDD peace uWu on xDD eawth. -^-^ Hastings ÚwÚ and Rivers, UwU take OwO each other's >w< hand; -Dissemble ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD hatwed, uWu sweaw >_> youw wuv. -x3 WIVEWS. By UwU heaven, my ^w^ souw :3 is purg'd ^-^ fwom >w< gwudging hate; -And with my hand I >w< seaw my OwO twue ^w^ heawt's wuv. -HASTINGS. ^w^ So thrive OwO I, as I ^.^ twuwy uWu sweaw OwO the like! -KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Take ^w^ heed you ;;w;; dawwy ^.^ nyot before >_> youw king; -Lest ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is OwO the uWu supweme UwU King >_> of kings -uWu Confound >_> youw ;;w;; hidden :3 fawsehood ÚwÚ and ^.^ awawd -x3 Eithew >_> of you ^-^ to >w< be OwO the other's OwO end. -HASTINGS. ^w^ So ^w^ pwospew OwO I, as I uWu sweaw pewfect ^w^ wuv! -x3 WIVEWS. And OwO I, as I love ^-^ Hastings with my >_< heawt! -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ Madam, yourself :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 exempt ^-^ fwom ^.^ this; -Nyow you, :3 son OwO Dowset; ^w^ Buckingham, :3 nyow >w< you: -You ^.^ have >_< been factious ^-^ onye x3 against OwO the other. -x3 Wife, love Wowd Hastings, let him ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw >w< hand; -And what you uWu do, ^-^ do ^.^ it unfeignedly. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Thewe, ÚwÚ Hastings; I uWu wiww never ^-^ mowe -wemembew -Our fowmew xDD hatwed, OwO so thrive I ÚwÚ and >_< minye! -KING >_< EDWAWD. Dowset, ^w^ embwace him; Hastings, love Wowd -OwO Mawquis. -DORSET. :3 This ^w^ intewchange >_> of love, I here protest, -:3 Upon my part uWu shaww >w< be :3 inviowabwe. -HASTINGS. And OwO so uWu sweaw :3 I. ^.^ [They UwU embwace] -KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, >_< pwincewy ^w^ Buckingham, >w< seaw :3 thou :3 this ->_> weague -x3 With >w< thy ÚwÚ embwacements ^-^ to my :3 wife's allies, -And ^-^ make me x3 happy in >_> youw xDD unyity. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. uWu [To OwO the QUEEN] ^w^ Whenyevew Buckingham -doth xDD tuwn his UwU hate -:3 Upon >_> youw Gwace, uWu but with >w< aww ÚwÚ duteous love -^-^ Doth cherish you ÚwÚ and xDD youws, :3 God punish me -x3 With UwU hate in x3 those xDD whewe I OwO expect UwU most ^w^ wuv! -When I ^.^ have UwU most :3 nyeed ^-^ to x3 empwoy :3 a fwiend -And UwU most >_> assuwed UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a OwO fwiend, ->w< Deep, OwO howwow, ^-^ tweachewous, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of guile, -Be ^.^ he x3 unto UwU me! :3 This ^-^ do I UwU beg >_> of :3 God -When I x3 am x3 cowd in love ^-^ to you ^w^ ow ^w^ youws. -^.^ [They UwU embwace] -KING >_< EDWAWD. OwO A >w< pweasing cowdiaw, >_< pwincewy ^w^ Buckingham, -^-^ Is :3 this >w< thy x3 vow x3 unto my sickly ÚwÚ heawt. -Thewe wanteth :3 nyow ^-^ ouw bwothew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew here -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the bwessed UwU pewiod >_> of :3 this ^-^ peace. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. And, in good UwU time, -;;w;; Hewe comes Sir Richard Ratcliff ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> Duke. - -x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and >_< WATCWIFF - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to my x3 suvweign ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and -Queen; -And, >_< pwincewy peers, :3 a x3 happy UwU time >_> of xDD day! -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Happy, :3 indeed, as ^-^ we ^.^ have spent OwO the day. -^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye deeds >_> of ^w^ chawity, -^w^ Made xDD peace >_> of uWu enmity, fair love >_> of ^.^ hate, ->w< Between ^.^ these ;;w;; swewwing wrong-incensed peers. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A bwessed >w< wabouw, my UwU most x3 suvweign :33 wowd. -x3 Among :3 this >_< pwincewy uWu heap, ^-^ if ^-^ any ;;w;; hewe, -By false ;;w;; intewwigence ^w^ ow :33 wwong >w< suwmise, -Hold me :3 a >_< foe- ->w< If I ÚwÚ unwittingwy, ^w^ ow in my wage, ->_< Have >w< aught committed UwU that :3 is hardly ÚwÚ bownye -ÚwÚ To ^-^ any in :3 this presence, I desiwe -ÚwÚ To weconciwe me ^-^ to his fwiendwy ^w^ peace: -^.^ 'Tis death ^-^ to me ^-^ to >w< be at >w< enmity; -I UwU hate it, ÚwÚ and desiwe >w< aww good xDD men's wuv. -First, UwU madam, I entweat OwO twue xDD peace >_> of you, -^w^ Which I uWu wiww ^-^ puwchase with my ÚwÚ duteous ^-^ sewvice; -x3 Of you, my x3 nyobwe cousin ^w^ Buckingham, ->w< If >w< evew ^-^ any ÚwÚ gwudge ;;w;; wewe :33 wodg'd :3 between >_< us; -x3 Of you, ÚwÚ and you, Wowd Rivers, ÚwÚ and >_> of Dowset, -:33 That >w< aww ^-^ without desewt ^.^ have uWu fwown'd uWu on me; -x3 Of you, Wowd ^w^ Woodviwwe, :3 and, Wowd xDD Scawes, >_> of OwO you; -Dukes, >_< eawws, x3 wowds, ^.^ gentwemen-indeed, >_> of all. -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow UwU that :3 Engwishman x3 awive -x3 With xDD whom my ^w^ souw :3 is ^-^ any :3 jot at >_> odds -Mowe than OwO the ÚwÚ infant UwU that :3 is :3 bown to-nyight. -I :3 thank my :3 God uWu fow my xDD humiwity. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO A holy :3 day uWu shaww :3 this >w< be ^-^ kept hereafter. -I would ^-^ to :3 God >w< aww uWu stwifes ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww xDD compounded. -UwU My x3 suvweign lord, I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Highness -ÚwÚ To UwU take ^-^ ouw bwothew uWu Cwawence ^-^ to >_> youw >_< gwace. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, UwU madam, ^.^ have I x3 off'wed love uWu fow this, -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so ^-^ fwouted in :3 this :33 woyaw ^-^ pwesence? -OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the gentwe UwU Duke :3 is ;;w;; dead? -^.^ [They >w< aww >w< stawt] -You ^-^ do him uWu injuwy ^-^ to :33 scown his :33 cowse. -KING >_< EDWAWD. OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot ^.^ he :3 is x3 dead! OwO Who knows -^.^ he ÚwÚ is? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Aww-seeing UwU heaven, what :3 a x3 wowwd :3 is x3 this! ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Wook I OwO so pawe, Wowd Dowset, as OwO the ÚwÚ west? -DORSET. >w< Ay, my good ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and nyo man in OwO the :3 pwesence -But his wed >w< cowouw ;;w;; hath >_< fowsook his ^w^ cheeks. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ Is uWu Cwawence ;;w;; dead? The owdew ÚwÚ was x3 wevews'd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. But >_< he, UwU poow man, uWu by >_> youw ^.^ fiwst owdew :33 died, -And UwU that :3 a >w< winged >_> Mewcuwy >_> did bear; -uWu Some tawdy cripple x3 bawe OwO the x3 countewmand -:33 That came xDD too wag ^-^ to UwU see him buwied. -:3 God gwant UwU that some, less x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and less :33 woyaw, -^-^ Nyeawew in bwoody ^-^ thoughts, OwO an ^.^ nyot in blood, ->_> Desewve ^.^ nyot >_< wowse than wwetched uWu Cwawence :33 did, -And ÚwÚ yet >w< go cuwwent ^-^ fwom OwO suspicion! - -x3 Entew DEWBY - -^.^ DEWBY. OwO A >w< boon, my suvweign, uWu fow my service :33 donye! -KING >_< EDWAWD. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ peace; my ^w^ souw :3 is :33 fuww >_> of sorrow. -^.^ DEWBY. I uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot xDD wise unwess >_> youw Highness hear >_> me. -KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then uWu say at UwU once what :3 is ^.^ it :3 thou UwU wequests. -^.^ DEWBY. The forfeit, suvweign, >_> of my servant's life; -OwO Who slew OwO to-day :3 a riotous ^-^ gentweman -Lately :33 attendant uWu on OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Nyowfowk. -KING >_< EDWAWD. >_< Have I :3 a :33 tongue ^-^ to :33 doom my >_< bwothew's >_< death, -And uWu shaww UwU that :33 tongue ^w^ give pawdon ^-^ to :3 a >_> swave? -UwU My bwothew >_< kiwwed nyo >w< man-his fauwt ÚwÚ was thought, -And ÚwÚ yet his punishment ÚwÚ was :33 bittew :33 death. -OwO Who :33 sued ^-^ to me uWu fow OwO him? Who, in my wwath, -:3 Knyeew'd at my OwO feet, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me >w< be advis'd? -OwO Who xDD spoke >_> of brotherhood? OwO Who xDD spoke >_> of love? -OwO Who told me how OwO the UwU poow ^w^ souw >_> did >_> fowsake -The :3 mighty Warwick ÚwÚ and >_> did fight uWu fow x3 me? -OwO Who told uWu me, in OwO the field at >w< Tewksbuwy -When ÚwÚ Oxfowd xDD had me down, ^.^ he ÚwÚ wescued me -And ^w^ said >_< 'Deaw xDD Bwothew, live, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a >_< king'? -OwO Who told uWu me, when ^-^ we uWu both uWu way in OwO the field -Fwozen ^w^ awmost ^-^ to >_< death, how ^.^ he >_> did OwO wap me ->_< Even in his x3 gawments, ÚwÚ and >_> did ^w^ give himself, -^-^ Aww xDD thin ÚwÚ and naked, ^-^ to OwO the nyumb x3 cowd :3 nyight? -^-^ Aww :3 this ^-^ fwom my wemembwance :3 bwutish ^w^ wwath -xDD Sinfuwwy ^-^ pwuck'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of you -Had OwO so >w< much OwO wace ^-^ to >w< put ^.^ it in my mind. -But when >_> youw xDD cawtews ^w^ ow >_> youw xDD waiting-vassaws ->_< Have x3 donye :3 a drunken slaughter ÚwÚ and :3 defac'd -The pwecious ^.^ image >_> of ^-^ ouw dear Wedeemew, -You straight awe uWu on >_> youw knyees uWu fow pawdon, pawdon; -And OwO I, unjustly UwU too, >w< must gwant ^.^ it you. >w< [DEWBY wises] -But uWu fow my bwothew ^.^ nyot :3 a man would >_< speak; -Nyow OwO I, ungracious, speak x3 unto ^-^ mysewf ->_< Fow ^w^ him, UwU poow ÚwÚ souw. The pwoudest >_> of you >w< aww ->_< Have >_< been OwO behowding ^-^ to him in his life; ->_> Yet UwU nyonye >_> of you would UwU once UwU beg uWu fow his wife. -:3 O God, I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy :33 justice uWu wiww UwU take howd -uWu On uWu me, ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, uWu fow x3 this! -^w^ Come, Hastings, ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to my ^w^ cwoset. xDD Ah, UwU poow uWu Cwawence! ->_< Exeunt >w< some with KING ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 This :3 is OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of :33 washnyess. Mark'd you ^.^ nyot -OwO How UwU that OwO the OwO guiwty UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the Queen -Wook'd OwO pawe when uWu they >_> did hear >_> of Clarence' UwU death? -:33 O, uWu they >_> did :3 uwge ^.^ it still x3 unto OwO the >_< King! -:3 God uWu wiww wevenge it. ^w^ Come, x3 wowds, uWu wiww you >w< go -ÚwÚ To comfort >_< Edwawd with ^-^ ouw xDD company? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. We OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the ^.^ owd x3 DUCHESS >_< OF UwU YOWK, with OwO the ;;w;; SON ÚwÚ and DAUGHTER >_> of CLARENCE - -ÚwÚ SON. Good :33 gwandam, tell >w< us, :3 is ^-^ ouw fathew ;;w;; dead? -UwU DUCHESS. No, ÚwÚ boy. -DAUGHTER. UwU Why ^-^ do you weep OwO so oft, ÚwÚ and beat >_> youw ^w^ bweast, -And x3 cwy 'O Clarence, my OwO unhappy uWu son!'? -ÚwÚ SON. UwU Why ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook uWu on >w< us, ÚwÚ and >_< shake >_> youw uWu head, -And caww OwO us ;;w;; owphans, wwetches, ^w^ castaways, ->w< If UwU that ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe fathew ;;w;; wewe awive? -UwU DUCHESS. UwU My pwetty >w< cousins, you >_> mistake me ^-^ both; -I ^-^ do >_> wament OwO the sicknyess >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, -UwU As loath ^-^ to wose ^w^ him, ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_< fathew's ^w^ death; -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe lost UwU sowwow ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ^-^ onye that's xDD wost. -ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Then you conclude, my :33 gwandam, ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead. -The UwU King >_< minye uncwe :3 is ^-^ to blame uWu fow it. -:3 God uWu wiww wevenge xDD it; xDD whom I uWu wiww >_< impowtunye -x3 With eawnyest ;;w;; pwayews >w< aww ^-^ to UwU that >w< effect. -DAUGHTER. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. -UwU DUCHESS. Peace, ^-^ chiwdwen, :3 peace! The UwU King doth love you -:33 weww. -Incapable ÚwÚ and shawwow >w< innyocents, -You cannyot ^.^ guess ^-^ who caus'd >_> youw >_< fathew's :33 death. -ÚwÚ SON. Gwandam, ^-^ we uWu can; uWu fow my good uncwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew -Told me OwO the ;;w;; King, provok'd ^-^ to ^.^ it uWu by OwO the uWu Queen, -Devis'd :33 impeachments ^-^ to imprison >_> him. -And when my uncwe told me so, ^.^ he wept, -And ^w^ pitied uWu me, ÚwÚ and kindwy kiss'd my xDD cheek; -;;w;; Bade me UwU wewy uWu on him as uWu on my fathew, -And ^.^ he would love me dearly as :3 a chiwd. -UwU DUCHESS. xDD Ah, UwU that deceit shouwd >_< steaw such gentwe ^w^ shape, -And with :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous vizor hide ^-^ deep UwU vice! -ÚwÚ He :3 is my :3 son; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein my >_< shame; ->_> Yet ^-^ fwom my >w< dugs ^.^ he >_< dwew ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 deceit. -ÚwÚ SON. :33 Think you my uncwe >_> did ^w^ dissembwe, grandam? -UwU DUCHESS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ boy. -ÚwÚ SON. I cannyot ÚwÚ think it. >_> Hawk! what ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, with xDD hew >_< haiw about xDD hew -ears; WIVEWS ÚwÚ and xDD DOWSET aftew xDD hew - -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, ^-^ who uWu shaww :33 hindew me ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ and -;;w;; weep, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ chide my OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >_> towment myself? -I'll >_> join with bwack ^.^ despaiw x3 against my ^w^ souw -And ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ become OwO an enyemy. -UwU DUCHESS. What :3 means :3 this scene >_> of wude ^.^ impatience? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO an ^.^ act >_> of ;;w;; twagic viowence. -^-^ EDWAWD, my lord, >w< thy UwU son, ^-^ ouw ^-^ king, :3 is UwU dead. -UwU Why gwow OwO the branches when OwO the >w< woot :3 is gonye? -UwU Why >_< withew ^.^ nyot OwO the leaves UwU that UwU want theiw :3 sap? ->w< If you uWu wiww live, lament; ^-^ if x3 die, >w< be brief, -:33 That ^-^ ouw :33 swift-winged souws ^-^ may catch OwO the >_< King's, -Ow >_< wike uWu obedient uWu subjects follow him -ÚwÚ To his OwO nyew :3 kingdom >_> of ne'er-changing ^-^ nyight. -UwU DUCHESS. xDD Ah, OwO so >w< much ;;w;; intewest ^.^ have I in >w< thy UwU sowwow -UwU As I xDD had title in >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^w^ husband! -I ^.^ have bewept :3 a >w< wowthy >_< husband's >_< death, -And uWu wiv'd with looking uWu on his UwU images; -But :3 nyow two OwO miwwows >_> of his >_< pwincewy sembwance -uWu Awe cwack'd in ;;w;; pieces uWu by xDD mawignyant >_< death, -And I uWu fow comfort ^.^ have uWu but ^-^ onye false glass, -:33 That ÚwÚ gwieves me when I UwU see my ÚwÚ shame in >_> him. -Thou art :3 a OwO widow, ÚwÚ yet :3 thou art :3 a mothew -And x3 hast OwO the comfort >_> of >w< thy chiwdwen left; -But death ;;w;; hath >_> snyatch'd my xDD husband ^-^ fwom >_< minye ÚwÚ awms -And UwU pwuck'd two >_> cwutches ^-^ fwom my feebwe UwU hands- -uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and Edward. :33 O, what cause ^.^ have ;;w;; I- ->_< Thinye being uWu but :3 a xDD moiety >_> of my moan- -ÚwÚ To uvwgo >w< thy ^.^ woes ÚwÚ and drown >w< thy OwO cwies? -ÚwÚ SON. xDD Ah, aunt, you >_> wept ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_< fathew's >_< death! -OwO How can ^-^ we aid you with ^-^ ouw UwU kindwed ÚwÚ teaws? -DAUGHTER. Our fatherless >_> distwess ÚwÚ was weft xDD unmoan'd; -Your x3 widow-dowouw wikewise >w< be xDD unwept! -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Give me nyo ^w^ hewp in ÚwÚ wamentation; -I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD bawwen ^-^ to bwing :3 fowth :3 compwaints. -^-^ Aww spwings reduce theiw UwU cuwwents ^-^ to >_< minye eyes -:33 That OwO I, being guvwn'd uWu by OwO the >_> watewy ^w^ moon, -May ^-^ send :3 fowth ^-^ pwenteous ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to drown OwO the world! ->_< Ah uWu fow my xDD husband, uWu fow my dear Wowd >_> Edwawd! -CHILDREN. >_< Ah uWu fow ^-^ ouw fathew, uWu fow ^-^ ouw dear Wowd uWu Cwawence! -UwU DUCHESS. Awas uWu fow ^.^ both, uWu both ÚwÚ minye, >_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and uWu Cwawence! -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What stay xDD had I uWu but Edwawd? ÚwÚ and :33 he's -gone. -CHILDREN. What stay xDD had ^-^ we uWu but >w< Cwawence? ÚwÚ and :33 he's gone. -UwU DUCHESS. What ^w^ stays xDD had I uWu but OwO they? ÚwÚ and uWu they awe gone. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> Was never widow xDD had OwO so dear :3 a loss. -CHILDREN. Were never ^.^ owphans xDD had OwO so dear :3 a loss. -UwU DUCHESS. >_> Was never mothew xDD had OwO so dear :3 a loss. -^.^ Awas, I x3 am OwO the mothew >_> of ^.^ these uWu gwiefs! -Their ^.^ woes awe xDD pawceww'd, >_< minye :3 is ^.^ genyewaw. -She uWu fow OwO an >_< Edwawd ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do :3 I: -I uWu fow :3 a uWu Cwawence ;;w;; weep, OwO so doth ^.^ nyot she. -^.^ These >w< babes uWu fow uWu Cwawence ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do :3 I: -I uWu fow OwO an >_< Edwawd ;;w;; weep, OwO so ^-^ do ^.^ nyot they. -^.^ Awas, you three uWu on uWu me, threefold distress'd, -uWu Pouw >w< aww >_> youw x3 teaws! I x3 am >_> youw ^.^ sowwow's ^w^ nyuwse, -And I uWu wiww uWu pampew ^.^ it with >_< wamentation. -DORSET. >w< Comfowt, dear mother. :3 God :3 is >w< much displeas'd -:33 That you UwU take with ;;w;; unthankfuwnyess his doing. -UwU In ^w^ common :33 wowwdwy >w< things 'tis called ;;w;; ungwatefuw -x3 With :33 duww >_< unwiwwingnyess ^-^ to repay :3 a >_> debt -^w^ Which with :3 a >w< bounteous hand ÚwÚ was kindwy lent; -^.^ Much ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus >w< opposite with UwU heaven, ->_< Fow ^.^ it xDD wequiwes OwO the :33 woyaw >_> debt ^.^ it lent you. -x3 WIVEWS. ^w^ Madam, >_< bethink you, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw mothew, -x3 Of OwO the x3 young pwince >_> youw :33 son. >_> Send straight uWu fow him; ->_> Wet him >w< be crown'd; in him >_> youw comfort >w< wives. -x3 Dwown desperate UwU sowwow in UwU dead x3 Edwawd's :33 gwave, -And >_> pwant >_> youw >_< joys in :3 wiving x3 Edwawd's thwonye. - -x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ DEWBY, -^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and >_< WATCWIFF - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Sistew, ^.^ have uWu comfowt. ^-^ Aww >_> of OwO us ^.^ have cause -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; waiw OwO the dimming >_> of ^-^ ouw shining staw; -But UwU nyonye can ^w^ hewp ^-^ ouw UwU hawms uWu by >_> waiwing ^.^ them. -^w^ Madam, my mothew, I ^-^ do x3 cwy you >_> mewcy; -I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. ;;w;; Humbwy uWu on my knee -I crave >_> youw blessing. -UwU DUCHESS. :3 God bless thee; ÚwÚ and >w< put meekness in >w< thy ^w^ bweast, -UwU Wuv, ^w^ chawity, ÚwÚ obedience, ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^-^ duty! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Amen! ^-^ [Aside] And ^-^ make me die :3 a good ^.^ owd -^w^ man! -:33 That :3 is OwO the >_> butt ^-^ end >_> of :3 a >_> mothew's ;;w;; bwessing; -I x3 mawvew UwU that xDD hew OwO Gwace >_> did xDD weave ^.^ it >_< out. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. You cloudy princes ÚwÚ and heart-sorrowing -peers, -:33 That bear :3 this :33 heavy OwO mutuaw woad >_> of :3 moan, -Nyow :33 cheew OwO each uWu othew in OwO each other's wuv. -^-^ Though ^-^ we ^.^ have spent ^-^ ouw hawvest >_> of :3 this ^-^ king, -We awe ^-^ to :33 weap OwO the hawvest >_> of his :33 son. -The ^w^ bwoken ^w^ wancouw >_> of >_> youw ^-^ high-swow'n hearts, -But lately xDD spwintew'd, knit, ÚwÚ and xDD join'd togethew, -Must gently >w< be ^.^ pwesewv'd, cherish'd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kept. ->w< Me seemeth good UwU that, with >w< some wittwe OwO twain, -xDD Fowthwith ^-^ fwom ^.^ Wudwow OwO the x3 young pwince >w< be ÚwÚ fet -^-^ Hithew ^-^ to London, ^-^ to >w< be xDD cwown'd ^-^ ouw King. - -x3 WIVEWS. UwU Why with >w< some wittwe OwO twain, my Wowd >_> of -^.^ Buckingham? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. x3 Mawwy, my lord, west uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ muwtitude -The new-heal'd x3 wound >_> of ;;w;; mawice shouwd >_< bweak out, -^w^ Which would >w< be OwO so >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe dangewous -By how >w< much OwO the ^-^ estate :3 is green ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO unguvwn'd; -:3 Whewe every horse uWu beaws his ^-^ commanding rein -And ^-^ may direct his ^-^ couwse as >w< pwease himself, -UwU As ;;w;; weww OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of harm as harm appawent, -UwU In my ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to >w< be x3 pwevented. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I >w< hope OwO the UwU King :3 made xDD peace with >w< aww >_> of >_< us; -And OwO the xDD compact :3 is ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and OwO twue in >_> me. -x3 WIVEWS. And OwO so in me; ÚwÚ and so, I xDD think, in an. -xDD Yet, >_< since ^.^ it :3 is uWu but x3 gween, ^.^ it shouwd >w< be >w< put -ÚwÚ To nyo apparent ;;w;; wikewihood >_> of breach, -^w^ Which uWu hapwy uWu by >w< much >_> company UwU might >w< be urg'd; -OwO Thewefowe I uWu say with x3 nyobwe Buckingham -:33 That ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ meet OwO so xDD few shouwd ÚwÚ fetch OwO the ^.^ Pwince. -HASTINGS. And OwO so uWu say :3 I. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ it >w< so; ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to xDD detewminye -OwO Who uWu they uWu shaww >w< be UwU that straight uWu shaww OwO post ^-^ to :3 Wudwow. -^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ and you, my ;;w;; sistew, uWu wiww you >w< go -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give >_> youw ÚwÚ censuwes in :3 this business? ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, whoever journeys ^-^ to OwO the Pwince, ->_< Fow :3 God UwU sake, let ^.^ nyot OwO us two stay at >_< home; ->_< Fow uWu by OwO the uWu way I'll sort uWu occasion, -UwU As UwU index ^-^ to OwO the story ^-^ we ^.^ wate >w< tawk'd :33 of, -ÚwÚ To part OwO the Queen's >_> pwoud UwU kindwed ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ Pwince. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My uWu othew ;;w;; sewf, my counsew's consistowy, -UwU My ÚwÚ owacwe, my :3 pwophet, my dear uWu cousin, -OwO I, as :3 a OwO chiwd, uWu wiww >w< go uWu by >w< thy uWu diwection. -Towawd ^.^ Wudwow then, uWu fow ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot stay >w< behind. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew ^-^ onye uWu CITIZEN at ^-^ onye doow, ÚwÚ and another at OwO the uWu othew - -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Good ^.^ mowwow, xDD nyeighbouw. Whither away OwO so -^w^ fast? -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. I pwomise you, I ^-^ scawcewy xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. ->w< Heaw you OwO the UwU nyews OwO abwoad? -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Yes, UwU that OwO the UwU King :3 is UwU dead. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Iww UwU nyews, uWu by'w lady; uWu sewdom comes OwO the -^w^ bettew. -I feaw, I ;;w;; feaw 'twill ^w^ pwuv :3 a x3 giddy world. - -x3 Entew another uWu CITIZEN - -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Neighbours, :3 God speed! -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Give you good ^.^ mowwow, sir. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ Doth OwO the UwU nyews howd >_> of good UwU King x3 Edwawd's +^-^ Pwovoke >_> us ÚwÚ hithew nyow to >_> swaughtew thee. +CLARENCE. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU do wuv x3 my brother, ^-^ hate nyot OwO me; +UwU I ^w^ am :33 his brother, ÚwÚ and UwU I wuv ^.^ him well. +;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe xDD hiw'd fow ÚwÚ meed, OwO go back OwO again, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_> send xDD you to x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :33 Gwoucestew, +Who UwU shaww wewawd xDD you xDD bettew fow x3 my >w< wife +Than Edward xDD wiww fow UwU tidings of x3 my death. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> You OwO awe :33 deceiv'd: x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew uWu Gwoucestew +hates OwO you. +CLARENCE. >_< O, no, ^.^ he loves uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds ;;w;; me deaw. +Go xDD you to ^.^ him from x3 me. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Ay, UwU so ^.^ we :33 wiww. +CLARENCE. Teww ^.^ him when :3 that UwU ouw princely >w< fathew York +uWu Bwess'd :33 his >w< thwee xDD sons with :33 his ;;w;; victowious awm +xDD And :3 chawg'd >_> us from :33 his :3 souw to wuv >_< each ÚwÚ othew, +>w< He xDD wittwe xDD thought of ÚwÚ this OwO divided friendship. +x3 Bid uWu Gwoucestew think of uWu this, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD wiww >_> weep. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Ay, millstones; >_< as ^.^ he OwO wesson'd >_> us to >_> weep. +CLARENCE. >_< O, UwU do nyot ^-^ swandew :3 him, fow ^.^ he >_> is kind. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ^-^ Wight, >_< as >w< snyow uWu in UwU hawvest. ^.^ Come, xDD you +>w< deceive ^-^ youwsewf: +'Tis ^.^ he :3 that OwO sends >_> us to ÚwÚ destwoy xDD you hewe. +CLARENCE. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be; fow ^.^ he ^w^ bewept x3 my :3 fowtunye +xDD And uWu hugg'd ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his awms, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe with >_< sobs +:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd labour x3 my dewivewy. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Why, UwU so ^.^ he :3 doth, when ^.^ he xDD dewivews xDD you +Fwom ÚwÚ this :33 eawth's ÚwÚ thwawdom to x3 the joys of UwU heaven. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ^-^ Make uWu peace with :33 God, fow xDD you ^w^ must >_> die, +x3 my OwO wowd. +CLARENCE. :3 Have xDD you :3 that >w< howy :33 feewing uWu in x3 youw >w< souws +;;w;; To counsel ;;w;; me to >_< make x3 my uWu peace with :33 God, +xDD And OwO awe xDD you yet to x3 youw UwU own >w< souws UwU so ^w^ bwind +:33 That xDD you xDD wiww >w< waw with ^w^ God ^.^ by uWu muwd'wing me? +>_< O, sirs, considew: ;;w;; they :3 that uWu set xDD you on +;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed xDD wiww ^-^ hate xDD you fow x3 the UwU deed. +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ do? +CLARENCE. :3 Wewent, ÚwÚ and :3 save x3 youw souws. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Wewent! :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis >w< cowawdwy ÚwÚ and >w< womanyish. +CLARENCE. ÚwÚ Nyot to ÚwÚ wewent >_> is UwU beastwy, uWu savage, xDD deviwish. +>_< Which of UwU you, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe :3 a UwU pwince's x3 son, +uWu Being x3 pent from ^w^ wibewty >_< as UwU I ^w^ am now, +;;w;; If >w< two xDD such muwdewews >_< as youwsewves ^-^ came to UwU you, +Wouwd nyot entweat fow :33 wife? +OwO My fwiend, UwU I ^w^ spy x3 some pity uWu in >w< thy looks; +>_< O, >_> if ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye be nyot :3 a fwattewew, +:3 Come xDD thou on x3 my x3 side ÚwÚ and entweat fow me- +;;w;; As xDD you ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ beg :3 wewe xDD you uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ distwess. +^-^ A ^w^ begging >_> pwince >_> what beggar >_> pities ^w^ nyot? +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Wook x3 behind UwU you, x3 my OwO wowd. +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. [Stabbing >w< him] ^.^ Take :3 that, ÚwÚ and x3 that. ;;w;; If aww +ÚwÚ this xDD wiww nyot UwU do, +I'll x3 dwown xDD you uWu in x3 the ^w^ mawmsey-butt x3 within. +uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ^-^ A bwoody OwO deed, ÚwÚ and desperately +OwO dispatch'd! +How ;;w;; fain, ^.^ wike OwO Piwate, ^.^ wouwd UwU I >_< wash x3 my ^.^ hands +Of ÚwÚ this UwU most ;;w;; gwievous uWu muwdew! + +^.^ We-entew uWu FIWST MUWDEWEW + +uWu FIWST ^w^ MUWDEWEW-How now, >_> what x3 mean'st xDD thou :3 that xDD thou +>_> hewp'st ;;w;; me ^w^ nyot? +^-^ By >w< heavens, x3 the >w< Duke UwU shaww ^.^ knyow >w< how ^w^ swack xDD you uWu have +>_< been! +^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he UwU knyew :3 that UwU I xDD had >w< sav'd :33 his +xDD bwothew! +^.^ Take xDD thou x3 the >_< fee, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him >_> what UwU I say; +For UwU I wepent ;;w;; me :3 that x3 the >w< Duke >_> is ^w^ swain. uWu Exit +uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ^w^ So UwU do nyot ^.^ I. ^w^ Go, x3 cowawd >_< as xDD thou art. +xDD Weww, I'll OwO go hide x3 the >w< body uWu in x3 some :3 howe, +Tiww :3 that x3 the >w< Duke UwU give order fow :33 his :3 buwiaw; +xDD And when UwU I uWu have x3 my ÚwÚ meed, UwU I xDD wiww :3 away; +For ÚwÚ this xDD wiww ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I ^w^ must nyot >_< stay. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING >w< EDWAWD :33 sick, >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH, DOWSET, x3 WIVEWS, +HASTINGS, xDD BUCKINGHAM, x3 GWEY, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, :3 so. Now uWu have UwU I donye :3 a ÚwÚ good day's +>w< wowk. +>_> You ^-^ peews, >w< continyue ÚwÚ this united ^-^ weague. +UwU I every day >_< expect >w< an :3 embassage +Fwom x3 my Wedeemew to xDD wedeem ;;w;; me OwO hence; +xDD And ^.^ mowe uWu at uWu peace x3 my :3 souw UwU shaww ÚwÚ pawt to ^.^ heaven, +Since UwU I uWu have UwU made x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu at uWu peace on ;;w;; eawth. +>w< Hastings ÚwÚ and Rivers, OwO take >_< each ;;w;; othew's xDD hand; +uWu Dissembwe nyot x3 youw >_< hatwed, >_< sweaw x3 youw love. +^.^ WIVEWS. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, x3 my :3 souw >_> is purg'd from gwudging :33 hate; +xDD And with x3 my uWu hand UwU I UwU seaw x3 my true heart's love. +>_> HASTINGS. ^w^ So x3 thwive I, >_< as UwU I :33 twuwy >_< sweaw x3 the wike! +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^.^ Take :3 heed xDD you dawwy nyot >w< befowe x3 youw uWu king; +Lest >w< He :3 that >_> is x3 the supweme ^w^ King of >w< kings +Confound x3 youw ^-^ hidden UwU fawsehood ÚwÚ and ^-^ awawd +^-^ Eithew of xDD you to be x3 the ;;w;; othew's OwO end. +>_> HASTINGS. ^w^ So prosper I, >_< as UwU I >_< sweaw :3 pewfect love! +^.^ WIVEWS. xDD And I, >_< as UwU I wuv >w< Hastings with x3 my :33 heawt! +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu Madam, >_> youwsewf >_> is nyot >_> exempt from >_< this; +x3 Nyow UwU you, >_< son xDD Dowset; ;;w;; Buckingham, nor xDD you: +>_> You uWu have :33 been uWu factious one OwO against x3 the :3 othew. +>_< Wife, wuv Lord >w< Hastings, wet ^.^ him :3 kiss x3 youw xDD hand; +xDD And >_> what xDD you UwU do, UwU do >w< it OwO unfeignyedwy. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. There, >_< Hastings; UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe +remember +Our xDD fowmew >_< hatwed, UwU so x3 thwive UwU I ÚwÚ and mine! +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. x3 Dowset, >_< embwace him; >w< Hastings, wuv Lord +>_> Mawquis. +OwO DOWSET. This >_< intewchange of xDD wuv, UwU I OwO hewe protest, +>_> Upon x3 my ÚwÚ pawt UwU shaww be inviolable. +>_> HASTINGS. xDD And UwU so >_< sweaw ^.^ I. ^w^ [They embrace] +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, princely ;;w;; Buckingham, UwU seaw xDD thou ÚwÚ this +:33 weague +With >w< thy :33 embwacements to x3 my ^w^ wife's ÚwÚ awwies, +xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me ^w^ happy uWu in x3 youw :33 unyity. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. :33 [To x3 the xDD QUEEN] Whenyevew ^-^ Buckingham +xDD doth turn :33 his ^-^ hate +>_> Upon x3 youw >_> Gwace, >_> but with aww duteous wuv +^-^ Doth :3 chewish xDD you ÚwÚ and >_< youws, ^w^ God punyish ;;w;; me +With ^-^ hate uWu in UwU those :3 whewe UwU I >_< expect UwU most love! +x3 When UwU I uWu have UwU most >_< nyeed to :33 empwoy :3 a :33 fwiend +xDD And UwU most assured :3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a fwiend, +:33 Deep, hollow, ;;w;; tweachewous, ÚwÚ and full of ÚwÚ guiwe, +^w^ Be ^.^ he >w< unto me! This UwU do UwU I ÚwÚ beg of ^w^ God +x3 When UwU I ^w^ am UwU cowd uWu in wuv to xDD you ow x3 youws. +^w^ [They embrace] +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ A pweasing >_< cowdiaw, princely ;;w;; Buckingham, +Is ÚwÚ this >w< thy vow >w< unto x3 my >_> sickwy ;;w;; heawt. +>_> Thewe :33 wanteth nyow UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew uWu Gwoucestew OwO hewe +;;w;; To >_< make x3 the blessed pewiod of ÚwÚ this peace. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ And, uWu in ÚwÚ good time, +:3 Hewe x3 comes Sir Richard x3 Watcwiff ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu Duke. + +Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and WATCWIFF + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Good mowwow to x3 my suvweign x3 king ÚwÚ and +>w< Queen; +^.^ And, princely ^-^ peews, :3 a ^w^ happy time of ^.^ day! +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. xDD Happy, :33 indeed, >_< as ^.^ we uWu have xDD spent x3 the x3 day. +:33 Gwoucestew, ^.^ we uWu have donye >_< deeds of chawity, +Made uWu peace of ^.^ enmity, >w< faiw wuv of hate, +Between these xDD swewwing wwong-incensed peews. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ A blessed wabouw, x3 my UwU most suvweign OwO wowd. +>_> Among ÚwÚ this princely >w< heap, >_> if xDD any UwU hewe, +^-^ By UwU fawse ^.^ intewwigence ow wrong OwO suwmise, +:33 Howd ;;w;; me :3 a UwU foe- +;;w;; If UwU I >_> unwittingwy, ow uWu in x3 my rage, +:3 Have ^.^ aught >_> committed :3 that >_> is hardly :3 bownye +;;w;; To xDD any uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> pwesence, UwU I ^.^ desiwe +;;w;; To reconcile ;;w;; me to :33 his xDD fwiendwy ^-^ peace: +'Tis :33 death to ;;w;; me to be uWu at :33 enmity; +UwU I ^-^ hate :33 it, ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe aww ÚwÚ good men's love. +^.^ Fiwst, UwU madam, UwU I entweat true uWu peace of UwU you, +>_< Which UwU I xDD wiww puwchase with x3 my duteous ^w^ sewvice; +Of UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD cousin ;;w;; Buckingham, +;;w;; If OwO evew xDD any >_< gwudge :3 wewe ^w^ wodg'd ^-^ between us; +Of UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU you, Lord Rivers, ÚwÚ and of x3 Dowset, +:33 That aww ^-^ without desewt uWu have ^-^ fwown'd on OwO me; +Of UwU you, Lord uWu Woodviwwe, x3 and, Lord OwO Scawes, of uWu you; +^w^ Dukes, eawws, wowds, x3 gentwemen-indeed, of all. +UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow :3 that xDD Engwishman ^.^ awive +With ÚwÚ whom x3 my :3 souw >_> is xDD any jot uWu at ^w^ odds +uWu Mowe than x3 the xDD infant :3 that >_> is bown to-night. +UwU I >_> thank x3 my ^w^ God fow x3 my humiwity. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ A >w< howy day UwU shaww ÚwÚ this be :33 kept x3 heweaftew. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God aww strifes :3 wewe weww x3 compounded. +OwO My suvweign uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Highnyess +;;w;; To OwO take UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> Cwawence to x3 youw grace. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, UwU madam, uWu have UwU I ;;w;; off'wed wuv fow uWu this, +;;w;; To be UwU so ^-^ fwouted uWu in ÚwÚ this royal presence? +Who xDD knyows nyot :3 that x3 the ^-^ gentwe >w< Duke >_> is dead? +^w^ [They aww uWu stawt] +>_> You UwU do ^.^ him ^-^ injuwy to ^w^ scown :33 his :3 cowse. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Who xDD knyows nyot ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ dead! Who xDD knyows +^.^ he :33 is? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO Aww-seeing ^.^ heaven, >_> what :3 a wowwd >_> is x3 this! +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Wook UwU I UwU so pawe, Lord x3 Dowset, >_< as x3 the >w< west? +OwO DOWSET. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; ÚwÚ and nyo x3 man uWu in x3 the x3 pwesence +OwO But :33 his red colour hath fowsook :33 his UwU cheeks. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Is >_> Cwawence dead? uWu The order UwU was wevews'd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But xDD he, poor ^w^ man, ^.^ by x3 youw xDD fiwst order died, +xDD And :3 that :3 a >_> winged :33 Mewcuwy uWu did bear; +;;w;; Some ÚwÚ tawdy ;;w;; cwippwe OwO bawe x3 the countewmand +:33 That ^-^ came ^w^ too lag to >_> see ^.^ him buried. +^w^ God gwant :3 that some, less x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and less uWu woyaw, +^-^ Nyeawew uWu in bwoody thoughts, >w< an nyot uWu in bwood, +Deserve nyot xDD wowse than wwetched >_> Cwawence ^-^ did, +xDD And yet OwO go :3 cuwwent from >w< suspicion! + +Entew xDD DEWBY + +;;w;; DEWBY. ^-^ A ÚwÚ boon, x3 my sovereign, fow x3 my OwO sewvice uWu donye! +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, :3 peace; x3 my :3 souw >_> is full of ;;w;; sowwow. +;;w;; DEWBY. UwU I Will nyot rise ^w^ unwess x3 youw >_> Highnyess hear x3 me. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Then >_> say uWu at >_> once >_> what >_> is >w< it xDD thou requests. +;;w;; DEWBY. uWu The ;;w;; fowfeit, sovereign, of x3 my servant's :33 wife; +Who >_< swew ^w^ to-day :3 a riotous ÚwÚ gentweman +:33 Watewy x3 attendant on x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Nyowfowk. +;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :3 Have UwU I :3 a >_> tongue to >_< doom x3 my brother's UwU death, +xDD And UwU shaww :3 that >_> tongue UwU give UwU pawdon to :3 a slave? +OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ kiwwed nyo UwU man-his ;;w;; fauwt UwU was ^-^ thought, +xDD And yet :33 his UwU punyishment UwU was UwU bittew death. +Who >_< sued to ;;w;; me fow him? UwU Who, uWu in x3 my :33 wwath, +>_> Knyeew'd uWu at x3 my ^.^ feet, ÚwÚ and bid ;;w;; me be :33 advis'd? +Who ^-^ spoke of bwothewhood? Who ^-^ spoke of love? +Who told ;;w;; me >w< how x3 the poor :3 souw uWu did ^w^ fowsake +uWu The ^-^ mighty Wawwick ÚwÚ and uWu did >w< fight fow me? +Who told uWu me, uWu in x3 the field uWu at Tewksbury +x3 When Oxford xDD had ;;w;; me ;;w;; down, ^.^ he rescued ;;w;; me +xDD And uWu said ÚwÚ 'Deaw UwU Bwothew, x3 wive, ÚwÚ and be :3 a >_< king'? +Who told uWu me, when ^.^ we both uWu way uWu in x3 the field +Frozen almost to UwU death, >w< how ^.^ he uWu did wap ;;w;; me +Even uWu in :33 his garments, ÚwÚ and uWu did UwU give himsewf, +All >_< thin ÚwÚ and nyaked, to x3 the ^w^ nyumb UwU cowd night? +All ÚwÚ this from x3 my wemembwance ÚwÚ bwutish >_> wwath +xDD Sinfuwwy x3 pwuck'd, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a x3 man of xDD you +xDD Had UwU so much race to put >w< it uWu in x3 my :33 mind. +OwO But when x3 youw cawtews ow x3 youw waiting-vassals +:3 Have donye :3 a ^w^ dwunken >_> swaughtew ÚwÚ and defac'd +uWu The >_< pwecious x3 image of UwU ouw uWu deaw Redeemer, +>_> You ^w^ stwaight OwO awe on x3 youw knees fow pardon, ;;w;; pawdon; +xDD And I, ÚwÚ unjustwy :3 too, ^w^ must gwant >w< it OwO you. ÚwÚ [DEWBY :33 wises] +OwO But fow x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew nyot :3 a x3 man ^.^ wouwd speak; +x3 Nyow I, UwU ungwacious, speak >w< unto mysewf +For :3 him, poor ^-^ souw. uWu The OwO pwoudest of xDD you aww +:3 Have :33 been beholding to ^.^ him uWu in :33 his :33 wife; +ÚwÚ Yet >_< nyonye of xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> once ÚwÚ beg fow :33 his life. +x3 O :33 God, UwU I feaw >w< thy justice xDD wiww OwO take howd +On uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU you, ÚwÚ and >_> minye, ÚwÚ and >_< youws, fow x3 this! +^.^ Come, >w< Hastings, OwO hewp ;;w;; me to x3 my >_> cwoset. xDD Ah, poor Clarence! +Exeunt x3 some with ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and >w< QUEEN +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. This >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ fwuits of xDD washnyess. >_< Mawk'd xDD you nyot +How :3 that x3 the guiwty >w< kindwed of x3 the xDD Queen +Wook'd pawe when ;;w;; they uWu did hear of x3 Cwawence' UwU death? +>_< O, ;;w;; they uWu did urge >w< it still >w< unto x3 the King! +^w^ God xDD wiww xDD wevenge :3 it. ^.^ Come, wowds, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go +;;w;; To uWu comfowt Edward with UwU ouw :3 company? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. We wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; owd DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF YORK, with x3 the ^.^ SON ÚwÚ and DAUGHTEW of >_> CWAWENCE + +>_> SON. ^-^ Good ^.^ gwandam, tell us, >_> is UwU ouw >w< fathew dead? +DUCHESS. :3 Nyo, uWu boy. +DAUGHTEW. Why UwU do xDD you xDD weep UwU so :3 oft, ÚwÚ and xDD beat x3 youw UwU bweast, +xDD And cwy ^w^ 'O >w< Cwawence, x3 my xDD unhappy ÚwÚ son!'? +>_> SON. Why UwU do xDD you wook on us, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake x3 youw head, +xDD And caww >_> us orphans, uWu wwetches, ^-^ castaways, +;;w;; If :3 that UwU ouw x3 nyobwe >w< fathew :3 wewe ^.^ awive? +DUCHESS. OwO My OwO pwetty >w< cousins, xDD you ÚwÚ mistake ;;w;; me both; +UwU I UwU do wament x3 the sicknyess of x3 the OwO King, +;;w;; As loath to wose :3 him, nyot x3 youw father's ÚwÚ death; +^.^ It :3 wewe wost sorrow to waiw one ^w^ that's :3 wost. +>_> SON. UwU Then xDD you ^w^ concwude, x3 my ^.^ gwandam, ^.^ he >_> is uWu dead. +uWu The ^w^ King >_< minye :33 uncwe >_> is to uWu bwame fow :3 it. +^w^ God xDD wiww xDD wevenge uWu it; ÚwÚ whom UwU I xDD wiww :33 impowtunye +With xDD eawnyest >_< pwayews aww to :3 that x3 effect. +DAUGHTEW. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. +DUCHESS. uWu Peace, chiwdwen, peace! uWu The ^w^ King xDD doth wuv xDD you +well. +>_> Incapabwe ÚwÚ and shallow >w< innyocents, +>_> You ;;w;; cannyot guess who OwO caus'd x3 youw father's death. +>_> SON. Grandam, ^.^ we can; fow x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 uncwe uWu Gwoucestew +Towd ;;w;; me x3 the OwO King, ^.^ pwovok'd to >w< it ^.^ by x3 the :3 Queen, +^-^ Devis'd impeachments to ;;w;; impwison ^.^ him. +xDD And when x3 my :33 uncwe told ;;w;; me >_> so, ^.^ he ;;w;; wept, +xDD And uWu pitied uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ kindwy >w< kiss'd x3 my OwO cheek; +^-^ Bade ;;w;; me >_< wewy on ^.^ him >_< as on x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +xDD And ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd wuv ;;w;; me ÚwÚ deawwy >_< as :3 a :33 chiwd. +DUCHESS. xDD Ah, :3 that ;;w;; deceit >_> shouwd ^.^ steaw xDD such ^-^ gentwe UwU shape, +xDD And with :3 a virtuous vizow hide >_> deep vice! +>w< He >_> is x3 my son; :33 ay, ÚwÚ and thewein x3 my OwO shame; +ÚwÚ Yet from x3 my ;;w;; dugs ^.^ he >w< dwew nyot ÚwÚ this ^.^ deceit. +>_> SON. ^w^ Think xDD you x3 my :33 uncwe uWu did ÚwÚ dissembwe, grandam? +DUCHESS. Ay, uWu boy. +>_> SON. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think :3 it. :33 Hawk! >_> what noise >_> is :3 this? + +Entew >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH, with her >_< haiw about her +ears; :33 WIVEWS ÚwÚ and DORSET ÚwÚ aftew her + +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, who UwU shaww ^w^ hindew ;;w;; me to waiw ÚwÚ and +>_> weep, +;;w;; To UwU chide x3 my fowtunye, ÚwÚ and x3 towment myself? +I'll ^w^ join with black despair OwO against x3 my :3 souw +xDD And to mysewf :33 become >w< an enemy. +DUCHESS. >_> What means ÚwÚ this scene of wude ^.^ impatience? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; To >_< make >w< an ;;w;; act of tragic violence. +EDWARD, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< thy x3 son, UwU ouw OwO king, >_> is uWu dead. +Why gwow x3 the ^-^ bwanches when x3 the ^.^ woot >_> is gone? +Why uWu withew nyot x3 the >w< weaves :3 that ^.^ want uWu theiw :3 sap? +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww x3 wive, lament; >_> if >_> die, be ^-^ bwief, +:33 That UwU ouw uWu swift-winged >w< souws OwO may catch x3 the :33 King's, +:33 Ow ^.^ wike obedient subjects ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him +;;w;; To :33 his x3 nyew ^w^ kingdom of nye'ew-changing OwO nyight. +DUCHESS. xDD Ah, UwU so much ÚwÚ intewest uWu have UwU I uWu in >w< thy sorrow +;;w;; As UwU I xDD had ;;w;; titwe uWu in >w< thy x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ husband! +UwU I uWu have ^w^ bewept :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy husband's UwU death, +xDD And liv'd with ^w^ wooking on :33 his images; +OwO But nyow >w< two :3 miwwows of :33 his princely ÚwÚ sembwance +^w^ Awe >_< cwack'd uWu in uWu pieces ^.^ by malignant UwU death, +xDD And UwU I fow uWu comfowt uWu have >_> but one UwU fawse gwass, +:33 That grieves ;;w;; me when UwU I >_> see x3 my ^-^ shame uWu in ^.^ him. +^.^ Thou awt :3 a uWu widow, yet xDD thou awt :3 a mothew +xDD And x3 hast x3 the uWu comfowt of >w< thy x3 chiwdwen :33 weft; +OwO But :33 death hath ^-^ snyatch'd x3 my :33 husband from >_< minye :3 awms +xDD And ^w^ pwuck'd >w< two ^.^ cwutches from x3 my feebwe ^-^ hands- +>_> Cwawence ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Edwawd. >_< O, >_> what cause uWu have uWu I- +OwO Thinye ^.^ being >_> but :3 a >_> moiety of x3 my ^w^ moan- +;;w;; To UwU uvwgo >w< thy :3 woes ÚwÚ and x3 dwown >w< thy cries? +>_> SON. xDD Ah, uWu aunt, xDD you :33 wept nyot fow UwU ouw father's ;;w;; death! +How ^.^ can ^.^ we >_> aid xDD you with UwU ouw >w< kindwed teaws? +DAUGHTEW. Our :33 fathewwess distress UwU was left ^-^ unmoan'd; +uWu Youw xDD widow-dowouw >_< wikewise be OwO unwept! +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Give ;;w;; me nyo OwO hewp uWu in wamentation; +UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^-^ bawwen to ;;w;; bwing fowth ^-^ compwaints. +All springs :3 weduce uWu theiw ^.^ cuwwents to >_< minye eyes +:33 That I, ^.^ being guvwn'd ^.^ by x3 the :3 watewy ;;w;; moon, +^-^ May >_> send fowth ^w^ pwenteous tears to x3 dwown x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! +Ah fow x3 my ^.^ husband, fow x3 my uWu deaw Lord uWu Edwawd! +uWu CHIWDWEN. Ah fow UwU ouw ÚwÚ fathew, fow UwU ouw uWu deaw Lord Clarence! +DUCHESS. Awas fow xDD both, both >_> minye, Edward ÚwÚ and Clarence! +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> What xDD stay xDD had UwU I >_> but Edwawd? ÚwÚ and uWu he's +;;w;; gonye. +uWu CHIWDWEN. >_> What xDD stay xDD had ^.^ we >_> but x3 Cwawence? ÚwÚ and uWu he's ;;w;; gonye. +DUCHESS. >_> What uWu stays xDD had UwU I >_> but >w< they? ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Was >_< nyevew ^.^ widow xDD had UwU so uWu deaw :3 a loss. +uWu CHIWDWEN. ^.^ Wewe >_< nyevew owphans xDD had UwU so uWu deaw :3 a loss. +DUCHESS. Was >_< nyevew mothew xDD had UwU so uWu deaw :3 a loss. +ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the mothew of these :33 gwiefs! +^-^ Theiw :3 woes OwO awe xDD pawceww'd, >_< minye >_> is genyewaw. +:33 She fow >w< an Edward uWu weeps, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do ^.^ I: +UwU I fow :3 a >_> Cwawence >_> weep, UwU so xDD doth nyot ^w^ she. +;;w;; These babes fow >_> Cwawence >_> weep, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do ^.^ I: +UwU I fow >w< an Edward >_> weep, UwU so UwU do nyot OwO they. +ÚwÚ Awas, xDD you >w< thwee on uWu me, >_> thweefowd >_< distwess'd, +Pour aww x3 youw :3 teaws! UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw ^.^ sowwow's xDD nyuwse, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww pamper >w< it with wamentation. +OwO DOWSET. :3 Comfowt, uWu deaw x3 mothew. ^w^ God >_> is much xDD dispweas'd +:33 That xDD you OwO take with unthankfulness :33 his doing. +^w^ In ^w^ common ^-^ wowwdwy ^.^ things UwU 'tis ^w^ cawwed uWu ungwatefuw +With dull unwillingness to wepay :3 a >_> debt +>_< Which with :3 a ^.^ bounteous uWu hand UwU was ^-^ kindwy lent; +Much ^.^ mowe to be OwO thus opposite with ^.^ heaven, +For >w< it uWu wequiwes x3 the royal >_> debt >w< it OwO went OwO you. +^.^ WIVEWS. uWu Madam, ^.^ bethink UwU you, ^.^ wike :3 a careful :33 mothew, +Of x3 the xDD young >_> pwince x3 youw OwO son. >_< Send ^w^ stwaight fow him; +Let ^.^ him be >_> cwown'd; uWu in ^.^ him x3 youw uWu comfowt ^.^ wives. +:33 Dwown despewate sorrow uWu in >_< dead >_< Edwawd's ^-^ gwave, +xDD And plant x3 youw joys uWu in UwU wiving >_< Edwawd's thwonye. + +Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, xDD BUCKINGHAM, x3 DEWBY, +HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and WATCWIFF + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Sistew, uWu have UwU comfowt. All of >_> us uWu have cause +;;w;; To waiw x3 the :33 dimming of UwU ouw >_< shinying star; +OwO But >_< nyonye ^.^ can OwO hewp UwU ouw :33 hawms ^.^ by x3 waiwing OwO them. +uWu Madam, x3 my :33 mothew, UwU I UwU do cwy xDD you ÚwÚ mewcy; +UwU I uWu did nyot >_> see x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. >_> Humbwy on x3 my knyee +UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 youw blessing. +DUCHESS. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and put :33 meeknyess uWu in >w< thy UwU bweast, +Wuv, chawity, xDD obedience, ÚwÚ and true duty! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Amen! :3 [Aside] xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ die :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd +;;w;; man! +:33 That >_> is x3 the :3 butt >w< end of :3 a ;;w;; mothew's ;;w;; bwessing; +UwU I :3 mawvew :3 that her Gwace uWu did OwO weave >w< it OwO out. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> You cwoudy pwinces ÚwÚ and >w< heawt-sowwowing +^-^ peews, +:33 That UwU beaw ÚwÚ this x3 heavy ^-^ mutuaw woad of >w< moan, +Now cheer >_< each othew uWu in >_< each ;;w;; othew's love. +;;w;; Though ^.^ we uWu have xDD spent UwU ouw harvest of ÚwÚ this OwO king, +We OwO awe to reap x3 the harvest of :33 his OwO son. +uWu The xDD bwoken rancour of x3 youw high-swow'n hearts, +OwO But :3 watewy OwO spwintew'd, >_< knyit, ÚwÚ and OwO join'd together, +:3 Must gently be preserv'd, :33 chewish'd, ÚwÚ and OwO kept. +x3 Me seemeth ÚwÚ good :3 that, with x3 some xDD wittwe twain, +Fowthwith from xDD Wudwow x3 the xDD young >_> pwince be >w< fet +Hither to Wondon, to be cwown'd UwU ouw ;;w;; King. + +^.^ WIVEWS. Why with x3 some xDD wittwe twain, x3 my Lord of +Buckingham? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO Mawwy, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD west ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ muwtitude +uWu The nyew-heaw'd ;;w;; wound of malice >_> shouwd bweak ^.^ out, +>_< Which ^.^ wouwd be UwU so much x3 the ^.^ mowe uWu dangewous +^-^ By >w< how much x3 the estate >_> is green ÚwÚ and yet ungovern'd; +Whewe every UwU howse bears :33 his uWu commanding wein +xDD And OwO may direct :33 his course >_< as uWu pwease himsewf, +;;w;; As weww x3 the feaw of x3 hawm >_< as x3 hawm apparent, +^w^ In x3 my :33 opinyion, ought to be pwevented. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I UwU hope x3 the ^w^ King UwU made uWu peace with aww of us; +xDD And x3 the compact >_> is >w< fiwm ÚwÚ and true uWu in x3 me. +^.^ WIVEWS. xDD And UwU so uWu in OwO me; ÚwÚ and >_> so, UwU I >_< think, uWu in >w< an. +Yet, xDD since >w< it >_> is >_> but xDD gween, >w< it >_> shouwd be put +;;w;; To nyo apparent likelihood of OwO bweach, +>_< Which haply ^.^ by much >_< company ^w^ might be >_> uwg'd; +Therefore UwU I >_> say with x3 nyobwe ^-^ Buckingham +:33 That >w< it >_> is :3 meet UwU so x3 few >_> shouwd :3 fetch x3 the UwU Pwince. +>_> HASTINGS. xDD And UwU so >_> say ^.^ I. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then be >w< it so; ÚwÚ and OwO go ^.^ we to determine +Who ;;w;; they UwU shaww be :3 that ^w^ stwaight UwU shaww x3 post to Wudwow. +uWu Madam, ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 my ^-^ sistew, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go +;;w;; To UwU give x3 youw ^w^ censuwes uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; businyess? +Exeunt aww >_> but BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and GWOUCESTEW +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; whoevew jouwnyeys to x3 the >_< Pwince, +For ^w^ God ^w^ sake, wet nyot >_> us >w< two xDD stay uWu at ÚwÚ home; +For ^.^ by x3 the uWu way I'll ;;w;; sowt ^w^ occasion, +;;w;; As >_< index to x3 the ^-^ stowy ^.^ we wate ^w^ tawk'd :33 of, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ pawt x3 the Queen's OwO pwoud >w< kindwed from x3 the UwU Pwince. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My othew ;;w;; sewf, x3 my counsel's ^.^ consistowy, +OwO My owacwe, x3 my UwU pwophet, x3 my uWu deaw OwO cousin, +I, >_< as :3 a child, xDD wiww OwO go ^.^ by >w< thy diwection. +uWu Towawd xDD Wudwow >w< then, fow we'll nyot xDD stay behind. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew one :3 CITIZEN uWu at one door, ÚwÚ and anyothew uWu at x3 the othew + +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ Good morrow, UwU nyeighbouw. x3 Whithew OwO away UwU so +fast? +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I promise UwU you, UwU I uWu scawcewy ^.^ knyow :3 mysewf. +>w< Heaw xDD you x3 the nyews abroad? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Yes, :3 that x3 the ^w^ King >_> is uWu dead. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_< Iww news, :33 by'w ;;w;; wady; seldom x3 comes x3 the +^-^ bettew. +UwU I ;;w;; feaw, UwU I feaw 'twill ^-^ pwuv :3 a ^-^ giddy wowwd. + +Entew anyothew :3 CITIZEN + +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Neighbours, ^w^ God uWu speed! +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Give xDD you ÚwÚ good morrow, sir. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ Doth x3 the nyews howd of ÚwÚ good ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's UwU death? -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :3 is xDD too true; :3 God ^w^ hewp OwO the whiwe! -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_> Then, masters, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see :3 a *hugs tightly* twoubwous -world. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. No, no; uWu by God's good >w< gwace, his :3 son uWu shaww -OwO weign. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Woe ^-^ to UwU that ^.^ wand that's guvwn'd uWu by :3 a chiwd. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU In him there :3 is :3 a >w< hope >_> of ;;w;; guvwnment, ->w< Which, in his nyonyage, council uWu undew ^w^ him, -And, in his :33 fuww ÚwÚ and ripened yeaws, himself, -:3 Nyo UwU doubt, uWu shaww then, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww then, :33 guvwn :33 weww. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ So ÚwÚ stood OwO the OwO state when ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth ->_> Was xDD cwown'd in Paris uWu but at :33 nyinye ^.^ months ^.^ owd. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. x3 Stood OwO the OwO state so? No, no, good fwiends, -:3 God >_< wot; ->_< Fow then :3 this ^.^ wand ÚwÚ was famously :33 enwich'd -x3 With ^.^ powitic grave counsew; then OwO the UwU King -Had ÚwÚ viwtuous UwU uncwes ^-^ to :3 pwotect his ^-^ Gwace. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ;;w;; hath this, uWu both uWu by his fathew ÚwÚ and -mother. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_< Bettew ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe uWu they >w< aww came uWu by his fathew, -Ow uWu by his fathew there ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye at uWu aww; ->_< Fow x3 emuwation ^-^ who uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< be uWu nyeawest -uWu Wiww ^.^ touch OwO us >w< aww xDD too uWu nyeaw, ^-^ if :3 God >w< pwevent not. -:33 O, :33 fuww >_> of danger :3 is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Gwoucestew! -And OwO the Queen's >_< sons ÚwÚ and bwothews :3 haught ÚwÚ and uWu pwoud; -And ;;w;; wewe uWu they ^-^ to >w< be rul'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU wuwe, -:3 This sickly ^.^ wand UwU might xDD sowace as >_> befowe. -OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw OwO the xDD wowst; >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be -:33 weww. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. When clouds awe ^.^ seen, xDD wise x3 men >w< put uWu on -theiw cloaks; -When gweat leaves fall, then winter :3 is at >w< hand; -When OwO the >_< sun :33 sets, ^-^ who doth ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook uWu fow :3 nyight? -Untimewy stowms ^-^ make x3 men OwO expect :3 a UwU deawth. -^-^ Aww ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; but, ^-^ if :3 God sort ^.^ it so, -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we deserve ^w^ ow I ;;w;; expect. -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Twuwy, OwO the hearts >_> of x3 men awe ^-^ fun >_> of fear. -You cannyot reason ^w^ awmost with :3 a man -:33 That looks ^.^ nyot heavily ÚwÚ and ^-^ fun >_> of x3 dwead. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Before OwO the >_< days >_> of change, still :3 is ^.^ it >w< so; -By :3 a >_< divinye :33 instinct xDD men's ^w^ minds ^-^ mistwust -Ensuing danger; as uWu by >_> pwoof ^-^ we UwU see -The >w< watew sweww before :3 a :3 boist'wous ^.^ stowm. -But xDD weave ^.^ it >w< aww ^-^ to God. Whither >_> away? -x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ justices. -uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. And OwO so ÚwÚ was I; I'll bear you :33 company. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF UwU YOWK, OwO the x3 young DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, -ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF YORK - -ARCHBISHOP. ^w^ Wast night, I OwO heaw, uWu they uWu way at Stony :33 Stwatfowd, -And at Nyowthampton uWu they ^-^ do west to-night; ->w< To-mowwow ^w^ ow next :3 day uWu they uWu wiww >w< be here. -UwU DUCHESS. I wong with >w< aww my OwO heawt ^-^ to UwU see OwO the ^.^ Pwince. -I >w< hope ^.^ he :3 is >w< much UwU gwown >_< since last I ^-^ saw >_> him. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But I hear no; uWu they uWu say my :3 son >_> of uWu Yowk -xDD Has ^w^ awmost overta'en him in his gwowth. -^.^ YOWK. >w< Ay, mother; uWu but I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Why, my good uWu cousin, ^.^ it :3 is good ^-^ to ^.^ gwow. -^.^ YOWK. Gwandam, ^-^ onye night as ^-^ we >_> did ^-^ sit at suppew, -UwU My uncwe Rivers >w< tawk'd how I >_> did gwow -Mowe than my brother. ;;w;; 'Ay,' OwO quoth my uncwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew -UwU 'Smaww hewbs ^.^ have ^.^ gwace: gweat weeds ^-^ do gwow >_> apace.' -And ÚwÚ since, >_> methinks, I would ^.^ nyot gwow OwO so :3 fast, -xDD Because ^w^ sweet >_> fwow'ws awe uWu swow ÚwÚ and weeds ^-^ make UwU haste. -UwU DUCHESS. Good :33 faith, good :33 faith, OwO the ^.^ saying >_> did ^.^ nyot howd -UwU In him UwU that >_> did object OwO the >_> same ^-^ to thee. -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO wwetched'st xDD thing when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was young, -^w^ So wong OwO a-gwowing ÚwÚ and OwO so leisurely -That, ^-^ if his UwU wuwe ;;w;; wewe true, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be ;;w;; gwacious. -ARCHBISHOP. And OwO so nyo x3 doubt ^.^ he ;;w;; is, my >_< gwacious ÚwÚ madam. -UwU DUCHESS. I >w< hope ^.^ he >_> is; uWu but ÚwÚ yet let mothers >_> doubt. -^.^ YOWK. Nyow, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, ^-^ if I xDD had >_< been ;;w;; wememb'wed, -I :33 couwd ^.^ have >w< given my xDD uncwe's OwO Gwace :3 a fwout -ÚwÚ To ^.^ touch his xDD gwowth nearer than ^.^ he ^w^ touch'd x3 minye. -UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ How, my x3 young York? I ÚwÚ pwithee let me hear it. -^.^ YOWK. x3 Mawwy, uWu they uWu say my uncwe ^-^ gwew OwO so fast -:33 That ^.^ he :33 couwd OwO gnyaw :3 a crust at two ^w^ houws ^.^ owd. -ÚwÚ 'Twas :33 fuww two years ewe I :33 couwd >_< get :3 a UwU tooth. -Gwandam, :3 this would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a >_> biting ÚwÚ jest. -UwU DUCHESS. I ;;w;; pwithee, pwetty Yowk, ^-^ who told ÚwÚ thee uWu this? -^.^ YOWK. Gwandam, his nurse. -UwU DUCHESS. His ^-^ nyuwse! UwU Why ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU dead ewe :3 thou >_< wast -uWu bown. -^.^ YOWK. >w< If 'twere ^.^ nyot :33 she, I cannyot tell ^-^ who told >_> me. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO A parlous :33 boy! uWu Go ^.^ to, you awe xDD too -;;w;; shwewd. -ARCHBISHOP. Good UwU madam, >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 angwy with OwO the chiwd. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Pitchews ^.^ have x3 eaws. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -ARCHBISHOP. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a messenger. What x3 nyews? -MESSENGEW. Such UwU nyews, my lord, as ÚwÚ gwieves me ^-^ to >_< wepowt. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO How doth OwO the Pwince? -MESSENGEW. Weww, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and in ^w^ heawth. -UwU DUCHESS. What :3 is >w< thy x3 nyews? -MESSENGEW. Wowd Rivers ÚwÚ and Wowd xDD Gwey -uWu Awe x3 sent ^-^ to :3 Pomfwet, ÚwÚ and with them -Sir ÚwÚ Thomas ^-^ Vaughan, ;;w;; pwisonyews. -UwU DUCHESS. OwO Who ;;w;; hath committed >w< them? -MESSENGEW. The :3 mighty Dukes, ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and Buckingham. -ARCHBISHOP. >_< Fow what ÚwÚ offence? -MESSENGEW. The sum >_> of >w< aww I ^-^ can, I ^.^ have uWu discwos'd. -UwU Why ^w^ ow uWu fow what OwO the nobles ;;w;; wewe committed -^-^ Is >w< aww uWu unknyown ^-^ to uWu me, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Ay uWu me, I UwU see OwO the ruin >_> of my house! -The ÚwÚ tigew :3 nyow ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd OwO the gentwe :3 hind; -x3 Insuwting ^w^ tywanny begins ^-^ to ^w^ jet -:3 Upon OwO the innyocent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; awewess thwonye. -Wewcome, destwuction, blood, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; massacwe! -I >_> see, as in :3 a ^-^ map, OwO the ^-^ end >_> of all. -UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Accuwsed ÚwÚ and unquiet :33 wwangwing OwO days, -OwO How many >_> of you ^.^ have >_< minye eyes beheld! -UwU My xDD husband lost his life ^-^ to >_< get OwO the >_< cwown; -And >_< often OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down my >_< sons ;;w;; wewe uWu toss'd ->_< Fow me ^-^ to ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and weep theiw >_< gain ÚwÚ and ^.^ woss; -And being ;;w;; seated, ÚwÚ and OwO domestic uWu bwoiws -Clean >w< uvw-bwown, themsewves OwO the >_< conquewows -UwU Make OwO waw x3 upon themselves-brother ^-^ to :33 bwothew, -Bwood ^-^ to blood, uWu sewf x3 against >w< sewf. :33 O, x3 pwepostewous -And >_> fwantic >_< outwage, ^-^ end >w< thy damned spleen, -Ow let me x3 die, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on death nyo ;;w;; mowe! -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Come, xDD come, my >w< boy; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ to -sanctuary. -^w^ Madam, faweweww. -UwU DUCHESS. >w< Stay, I uWu wiww >w< go with you. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. You ^.^ have nyo ^.^ cause. -ARCHBISHOP. uWu [To OwO the QUEEN] UwU My >_< gwacious >w< wady, ^.^ go. -And thithew bear >_> youw >_> tweasuwe ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 goods. ->_< Fow my UwU pawt, I'll resign x3 unto >_> youw OwO Gwace -The >w< seaw I ÚwÚ keep; ÚwÚ and OwO so betide ^-^ to me -UwU As ;;w;; weww I >w< tendew you ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of youws! -Go, I'll OwO conduct you ^-^ to OwO the sanctuary. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet - -The OwO twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew OwO the PRINCE >_< OF WALES, GWOUCESTEW, :3 BUCKINGHAM, -:3 CATESBY, ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW BOURCHIER, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Wewcome, ^w^ sweet Pwince, ^-^ to London, ^-^ to >_> youw +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ay, ^w^ siw, >w< it >_> is ^w^ too true; ^w^ God OwO hewp x3 the whiwe! +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Then, mastews, wook to >_> see :3 a x3 twoubwous +wowwd. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; ^.^ by >_> God's ÚwÚ good gwace, :33 his >_< son UwU shaww +reign. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; Woe to :3 that ÚwÚ wand ^w^ that's guvwn'd ^.^ by :3 a :33 chiwd. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ In ^.^ him there >_> is :3 a UwU hope of guvwnment, +>_< Which, uWu in :33 his nonage, council :33 undew :3 him, +^.^ And, uWu in :33 his full ÚwÚ and >w< wipenyed years, himsewf, +No doubt, UwU shaww >w< then, ÚwÚ and >w< tiww >w< then, >_< guvwn well. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ So :33 stood x3 the >w< state when Henwy x3 the Sixth +Was cwown'd uWu in Paris >_> but uWu at >w< nyinye ^w^ months ^-^ owd. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ Stood x3 the >w< state so? :3 Nyo, no, ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, +^w^ God wot; +For xDD then ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand UwU was famously ^-^ enwich'd +With ;;w;; powitic :3 gwave counsew; xDD then x3 the ^w^ King +xDD Had virtuous uncles to x3 pwotect :33 his ^-^ Gwace. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Why, UwU so hath uWu this, both ^.^ by :33 his >w< fathew ÚwÚ and +x3 mothew. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu Bettew >w< it :3 wewe ;;w;; they aww ^-^ came ^.^ by :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, +:33 Ow ^.^ by :33 his >w< fathew there :3 wewe >_< nyonye uWu at aww; +For ;;w;; emuwation who UwU shaww nyow be ÚwÚ nyeawest +Will :33 touch >_> us aww ^w^ too near, >_> if ^w^ God ^w^ pwevent not. +>_< O, full of danger >_> is x3 the >w< Duke of :33 Gwoucestew! +xDD And x3 the Queen's xDD sons ÚwÚ and bwothews ^-^ haught ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwoud; +xDD And :3 wewe ;;w;; they to be >w< wuw'd, ÚwÚ and nyot to rule, +This >_> sickwy ÚwÚ wand ^w^ might sowace >_< as befowe. +uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ Come, come, ^.^ we feaw x3 the wowst; aww xDD wiww be +well. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 When :33 cwouds OwO awe uWu seen, uWu wise ;;w;; men put on +uWu theiw cwoaks; +x3 When great >w< weaves ^.^ faww, xDD then winter >_> is uWu at xDD hand; +x3 When x3 the sun sets, who xDD doth nyot wook fow night? +>_< Untimewy storms >_< make ;;w;; men >_< expect :3 a >_< deawth. +All OwO may be well; but, >_> if ^w^ God ;;w;; sowt >w< it >_> so, +'Tis ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we OwO desewve ow UwU I ^.^ expect. +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ Twuwy, x3 the heawts of ;;w;; men OwO awe xDD fun of ;;w;; feaw. +>_> You ;;w;; cannyot reason almost with :3 a x3 man +:33 That :33 wooks nyot >_> heaviwy ÚwÚ and xDD fun of dwead. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ Befowe x3 the OwO days of >_< change, still >_> is >w< it so; +^-^ By :3 a divine >w< instinct men's minds xDD mistwust +ÚwÚ Ensuing xDD dangew; >_< as ^.^ by xDD pwoof ^.^ we >_> see +uWu The UwU watew sweww >w< befowe :3 a UwU boist'wous storm. +OwO But OwO weave >w< it aww to >_< God. x3 Whithew ÚwÚ away? +^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ we :3 wewe sent fow to x3 the x3 justices. +^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD And UwU so UwU was x3 I; I'll UwU beaw xDD you UwU company. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF YORK, x3 the xDD young ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH, +ÚwÚ and x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF YORK + +>_< AWCHBISHOP. UwU Wast night, UwU I heaw, ;;w;; they uWu way uWu at Stony ^-^ Stwatfowd, +xDD And uWu at :33 Nyowthampton ;;w;; they UwU do xDD west to-nyight; +>_< To-mowwow ow :3 nyext day ;;w;; they xDD wiww be hewe. +DUCHESS. UwU I ^-^ wong with aww x3 my >_< heawt to >_> see x3 the UwU Pwince. +UwU I UwU hope ^.^ he >_> is much grown xDD since >w< wast UwU I saw ^.^ him. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO But UwU I hear ^.^ nyo; ;;w;; they >_> say x3 my >_< son of York +x3 Has almost overta'en ^.^ him uWu in :33 his ^-^ gwowth. +:3 YOWK. Ay, mothew; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it :3 so. +DUCHESS. Why, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO cousin, >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ good to ^w^ gwow. +:3 YOWK. Grandam, one >w< nyight >_< as ^.^ we uWu did sit uWu at :3 suppew, +OwO My :33 uncwe x3 Wivews ^w^ tawk'd >w< how UwU I uWu did gwow +uWu Mowe than x3 my ^-^ bwothew. UwU 'Ay,' quoth x3 my :33 uncwe uWu Gwoucestew +^.^ 'Smaww >w< hewbs uWu have >w< gwace: great UwU weeds UwU do gwow apace.' +xDD And since, UwU methinks, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot gwow UwU so OwO fast, +>_< Because x3 sweet flow'rs OwO awe slow ÚwÚ and UwU weeds >_< make ^.^ haste. +DUCHESS. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, x3 the :3 saying uWu did nyot howd +^w^ In ^.^ him :3 that uWu did :33 object x3 the same to thee. +>w< He UwU was x3 the wwetched'st ^.^ thing when ^.^ he UwU was >_> young, +^w^ So ^-^ wong >w< a-gwowing ÚwÚ and UwU so leisurely +^.^ That, >_> if :33 his UwU wuwe :3 wewe ^-^ twue, ^.^ he >_> shouwd be gracious. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. xDD And UwU so nyo doubt ^.^ he ;;w;; is, x3 my >_> gwacious UwU madam. +DUCHESS. UwU I UwU hope ^.^ he is; >_> but yet wet mothews ^-^ doubt. +:3 YOWK. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my troth, >_> if UwU I xDD had :33 been rememb'red, +UwU I couwd uWu have UwU given x3 my ^-^ uncwe's Gwace :3 a fwout +;;w;; To :33 touch :33 his gwowth nyeawew than ^.^ he touch'd ^w^ minye. +DUCHESS. How, x3 my xDD young York? UwU I :33 pwithee wet ;;w;; me hear :3 it. +:3 YOWK. OwO Mawwy, ;;w;; they >_> say x3 my :33 uncwe ^-^ gwew UwU so ÚwÚ fast +:33 That ^.^ he couwd gnaw :3 a crust uWu at >w< two >_> houws ^-^ owd. +>_< 'Twas full >w< two years ere UwU I couwd get :3 a xDD tooth. +Grandam, ÚwÚ this ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO biting ;;w;; jest. +DUCHESS. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, OwO pwetty York, who told uWu thee :3 this? +:3 YOWK. Grandam, :33 his nurse. +DUCHESS. ÚwÚ His >_< nyuwse! Why ^.^ she UwU was >_< dead ere xDD thou >w< wast +born. +:3 YOWK. ;;w;; If >w< 'twewe nyot uWu she, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell who told x3 me. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ A ÚwÚ pawwous ^.^ boy! Go ^.^ to, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too +^w^ shwewd. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. ^-^ Good UwU madam, be nyot angry with x3 the :33 chiwd. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^w^ Pitchews uWu have ears. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +>_< AWCHBISHOP. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a :3 messengew. >_> What nyews? +x3 MESSENGEW. >w< Such news, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as grieves ;;w;; me to report. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. How xDD doth x3 the Prince? +x3 MESSENGEW. xDD Weww, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and uWu in ^-^ heawth. +DUCHESS. >_> What >_> is >w< thy nyews? +x3 MESSENGEW. Lord x3 Wivews ÚwÚ and Lord Grey +^w^ Awe sent to :3 Pomfwet, ÚwÚ and with them +Sir Thomas ^-^ Vaughan, pwisonyews. +DUCHESS. Who hath >_> committed them? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The ^-^ mighty ^w^ Dukes, uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and ^w^ Buckingham. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. For >_> what x3 offence? +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The >w< sum of aww UwU I ^-^ can, UwU I uWu have >_> discwos'd. +Why ow fow >_> what x3 the nyobwes :3 wewe >_> committed +Is aww unknown to uWu me, x3 my >_> gwacious OwO wowd. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu Ay uWu me, UwU I >_> see x3 the xDD wuin of x3 my house! +uWu The tiger nyow hath :3 seiz'd x3 the ^-^ gentwe hind; +Insulting uWu tywanny ÚwÚ begins to jet +>_> Upon x3 the innocent ÚwÚ and awewess thwonye. +Welcome, OwO destwuction, bwood, ÚwÚ and uWu massacwe! +UwU I see, >_< as uWu in :3 a ^w^ map, x3 the >w< end of all. +DUCHESS. >w< Accuwsed ÚwÚ and unquiet :3 wwangwing uWu days, +How UwU many of xDD you uWu have >_< minye eyes behewd! +OwO My :33 husband wost :33 his >w< wife to get x3 the >_< cwown; +xDD And often x3 up ÚwÚ and down x3 my xDD sons :3 wewe :3 toss'd +For ;;w;; me to joy ÚwÚ and xDD weep uWu theiw ^.^ gain ÚwÚ and loss; +xDD And ^.^ being ^.^ seated, ÚwÚ and domestic ^-^ bwoiws +Cwean ;;w;; uvw-bwown, x3 themsewves x3 the ÚwÚ conquewows +^-^ Make >w< waw ;;w;; upon >w< themsewves-bwothew to brother, +Blood to bwood, self OwO against sewf. >_< O, ÚwÚ pwepostewous +xDD And frantic outrage, >w< end >w< thy uWu damnyed >w< spween, +:33 Ow wet ;;w;; me >_> die, to wook on :33 death nyo uWu mowe! +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^.^ Come, come, x3 my ^.^ boy; ^.^ we xDD wiww to +^.^ sanctuawy. +uWu Madam, farewell. +DUCHESS. Stay, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with OwO you. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> You uWu have nyo OwO cause. +>_< AWCHBISHOP. :33 [To x3 the xDD QUEEN] OwO My >_> gwacious UwU wady, ÚwÚ go. +xDD And uWu thithew UwU beaw x3 youw treasure ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 goods. +For x3 my >_> pawt, I'll resign >w< unto x3 youw Gwace +uWu The UwU seaw UwU I UwU keep; ÚwÚ and UwU so uWu betide to ;;w;; me +;;w;; As weww UwU I xDD tendew xDD you ÚwÚ and aww of >w< youws! +^w^ Go, I'll ÚwÚ conduct xDD you to x3 the ^.^ sanctuawy. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :3 1. + +OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +uWu The trumpets UwU sound. Entew x3 the PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, xDD BUCKINGHAM, +uWu CATESBY, x3 CAWDINyAW uWu BOUWCHIEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Welcome, x3 sweet >_< Pwince, to Wondon, to x3 youw ^.^ chambew. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wewcome, dear uWu cousin, my thoughts' sovereign. -The x3 weawy uWu way ;;w;; hath :3 made you mewanchowy. -:33 PWINCE. No, UwU uncwe; uWu but ^-^ ouw crosses uWu on OwO the uWu way ->_< Have :3 made ^.^ it OwO tedious, wearisome, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heavy. -I UwU want ^-^ mowe UwU uncwes here ^-^ to ^-^ wewcome >_> me. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, OwO the ^w^ untainted :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Welcome, uWu deaw OwO cousin, x3 my ^-^ thoughts' OwO suvweign. +uWu The ÚwÚ weawy uWu way hath UwU made xDD you :3 mewanchowy. +>w< PWINCE. :3 Nyo, >_> uncwe; >_> but UwU ouw cwosses on x3 the uWu way +:3 Have UwU made >w< it ^w^ tedious, x3 weawisome, ÚwÚ and heavy. +UwU I ^.^ want ^.^ mowe uncles OwO hewe to wewcome x3 me. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Pwince, x3 the ÚwÚ untainted viwtue of x3 youw years -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< div'd OwO into OwO the world's ^.^ deceit; -Nyow ^-^ mowe can you >_< distinguish >_> of :3 a man ->w< Than >_> of his >_> outwawd ^w^ show; which, :3 God ÚwÚ He knows, -xDD Sewdom ^w^ ow never OwO jumpeth with OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. -Those UwU uncwes ;;w;; which you UwU want ;;w;; wewe dangerous; -Your OwO Gwace attended ^-^ to theiw xDD sug'wed uWu wowds -But ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot uWu on OwO the :3 poison >_> of theiw ^-^ heawts. -:3 God ^-^ keep you ^-^ fwom them ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom such false x3 fwiends! -:33 PWINCE. :3 God ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom false x3 fwiends! uWu but uWu they ;;w;; wewe +>_< Hath nyot yet div'd x3 into x3 the OwO wowwd's ^.^ deceit; +x3 Nyow ^.^ mowe ^.^ can xDD you distinguish of :3 a x3 man +Than of :33 his :33 outwawd show; ^w^ which, ^w^ God >w< He ;;w;; knyows, +Sewdom ow >_< nyevew ^-^ jumpeth with x3 the ;;w;; heawt. +>w< Those uncles which xDD you ^.^ want :3 wewe dangerous; +uWu Youw Gwace ^w^ attended to uWu theiw >_> sug'wed wowds +OwO But >_> wook'd nyot on x3 the x3 poison of uWu theiw >w< heawts. +^w^ God >_< keep xDD you from them ÚwÚ and from xDD such UwU fawse ÚwÚ fwiends! +>w< PWINCE. ^w^ God >_< keep ;;w;; me from UwU fawse ÚwÚ fwiends! >_> but ;;w;; they :3 wewe none. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, OwO the >w< Mayow >_> of UwU Wondon comes ^-^ to gweet -you. - -x3 Entew OwO the LORD :33 MAYOW ÚwÚ and his x3 twain - -uWu MAYOW. :3 God bless >_> youw OwO Gwace with OwO heawth ÚwÚ and x3 happy x3 days! -:33 PWINCE. I :3 thank you, good my lord, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you all. -I ^w^ thought my mothew ÚwÚ and my bwothew uWu Yowk -Wouwd wong ewe :3 this ^.^ have met OwO us uWu on OwO the way. -:33 Fie, what :3 a slug :3 is Hastings, UwU that ^.^ he comes ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ To tell OwO us whethew uWu they uWu wiww come ^w^ ow no! - -x3 Entew LORD >_> HASTINGS - ->w< BUCKINGHAM. And, in good UwU time, here comes OwO the >_> sweating -OwO Wowd. -:33 PWINCE. Wewcome, my :33 wowd. >_> What, uWu wiww ^-^ ouw mothew ^.^ come? -HASTINGS. uWu On what uWu occasion, :3 God ÚwÚ He knows, ^.^ nyot OwO I, -The Queen >_> youw mothew ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothew uWu Yowk ->_< Have :3 taken sanctuary. The >w< tendew Prince -Wouwd fain ^.^ have come with me ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> youw Gwace, -But uWu by his mothew ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ pewfowce withhewd. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 Fie, what OwO an OwO indiwect ÚwÚ and peevish ^-^ couwse -^-^ Is :3 this >_> of hers? Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, uWu wiww >_> youw OwO Gwace -Pewsuade OwO the Queen ^-^ to ^-^ send OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk -^.^ Unto his >_< pwincewy bwothew xDD pwesentwy? ->w< If ^.^ she deny, Wowd Hastings, >w< go with him -And ^-^ fwom xDD hew x3 jeawous ÚwÚ awms xDD pwuck him UwU pewfowce. -CARDINAL. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, ^-^ if my uWu weak owatowy -^w^ Can ^-^ fwom his mothew ^.^ win OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, -Anon OwO expect him xDD hewe; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be obduwate -ÚwÚ To mild entreaties, :3 God in >w< heaven fowbid -We shouwd UwU infwinge OwO the holy UwU pwiviwege -x3 Of bwessed sanctuawy! :3 Nyot uWu fow >w< aww :3 this ^.^ wand -Wouwd I >w< be OwO guiwty >_> of OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a UwU sin. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. You awe xDD too ;;w;; sensewess-obstinyate, my lord, -:3 Too ceremonious ÚwÚ and traditional. -Weigh ^.^ it uWu but with OwO the ÚwÚ gwossnyess >_> of :3 this ^-^ age, -You >_< bweak ^.^ nyot ^.^ sanctuawy in OwO seizing >_> him. -The benefit thereof :3 is :33 awways gwanted -ÚwÚ To x3 those uWu whose ;;w;; deawings ^.^ have deserv'd OwO the place -And x3 those ^-^ who ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to OwO cwaim OwO the :3 pwace. -:3 This Prince ;;w;; hath neither :33 cwaim'd ^.^ it :3 nyow deserv'd it, -And ^.^ thewefowe, in >_< minye ^-^ opinyion, cannyot ^.^ have it. ->_> Then, ^-^ taking him ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot there, -You >_< bweak nyo UwU pwiviwege :3 nyow chawtew ^.^ thewe. -Oft ^.^ have I heard >_> of ^.^ sanctuawy ^w^ men; -But ^.^ sanctuawy chiwdwen never ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. -CARDINAL. UwU My lord, you uWu shaww o'ewwuwe my :33 mind uWu fow ^-^ once. -Come OwO on, Wowd Hastings, uWu wiww you >w< go with x3 me? -HASTINGS. I ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. -:33 PWINCE. Good x3 wowds, ^-^ make >w< aww OwO the :3 speedy haste you OwO may. ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW ÚwÚ and >_> HASTINGS -Say, uncwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw bwothew xDD come, -:3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we sojouwn ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw UwU cowonyation? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Whewe ^.^ it uWu seems :33 best x3 unto >_> youw :33 woyaw >w< sewf. ->w< If I ^-^ may counsew you, >w< some :3 day ^w^ ow two -Your Highness uWu shaww wepose you at OwO the :33 Towew, -;;w;; Then xDD whewe you >w< pwease ÚwÚ and uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ thought UwU most x3 fit ->_< Fow >_> youw :33 best OwO heawth ÚwÚ and xDD wecweation. -:33 PWINCE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the :33 Towew, >_> of ^-^ any :3 pwace. -OwO Did Julius Caesar build UwU that place, my UwU wowd? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ He :33 did, my >_< gwacious lord, begin UwU that place, ->w< Which, ÚwÚ since, ÚwÚ succeeding >_> ages ^.^ have re-edified. -:33 PWINCE. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 upon record, ^w^ ow ewse >_> wepowted -Successivewy ^-^ fwom :3 age ^-^ to ^-^ age, ^.^ he built it? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 Upon record, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. -:33 PWINCE. But ÚwÚ say, my lord, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot wegist'wed, -x3 Methinks OwO the >w< twuth shouwd OwO Eve ^-^ fwom :3 age ^-^ to ^-^ age, -UwU As 'twere wetaiw'd ^-^ to >w< aww xDD postewity, ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO aww-ending day. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ So xDD wise OwO so young, uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ do never -live UwU wong. -:33 PWINCE. What uWu say you, uncle? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ without OwO chawactews, ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; wives UwU wong. -^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Thus, >_< wike OwO the formal ;;w;; vice, x3 Inyiquity, -I uWu mowawize two meanings in ^-^ onye :33 wowd. -:33 PWINCE. :33 That Julius Caesar ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 famous >w< man; -x3 With what his valour >_> did UwU enwich his wit, -His ÚwÚ wit xDD set ;;w;; down ^-^ to ^-^ make his valour wive. -^.^ Death makes nyo :3 conquest >_> of :3 this uWu conquewow; ->_< Fow :3 nyow ^.^ he ;;w;; wives in ;;w;; fame, >w< though ^.^ nyot in wife. -I'll tell you what, my cousin xDD Buckingham- ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> What, my >_< gwacious UwU wowd? -:33 PWINCE. An ^-^ if I live xDD untiw I >w< be :3 a man, -I'll ^.^ win ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ancient ^.^ wight in Fwance uWu again, -Ow die :3 a sowdiew as I uWu wiv'd :3 a xDD king. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Showt ^.^ summews >w< wightwy ^.^ have :3 a :3 fowwawd -spring. - -x3 Entew ^w^ HASTINGS, x3 young UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW - ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow, in good UwU time, here comes OwO the UwU Duke >_> of -^w^ Yowk. -:33 PWINCE. Richard >_> of Yowk, how fares ^-^ ouw :33 woving xDD bwothew? -^.^ YOWK. Weww, my ;;w;; dwead ^w^ wowd; OwO so >w< must I can you OwO nyow. -:33 PWINCE. ^w^ Ay :33 bwothew, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gwief, as ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ youws. -:3 Too ^.^ wate ^.^ he ;;w;; died UwU that UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ kept UwU that titwe, -^w^ Which uWu by his death ;;w;; hath lost >w< much majesty. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO How fares ^-^ ouw uWu cousin, x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of York? -^.^ YOWK. I :3 thank you, gentwe :3 uncwe. :33 O, my lord, -You ^w^ said UwU that :33 idwe weeds awe fast in gwowth. -The Prince my bwothew ;;w;; hath outgrown me ;;w;; faw. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my :33 wowd. -^.^ YOWK. And OwO thewefowe :3 is ^.^ he idle? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 O, my fair uWu cousin, I >w< must ^.^ nyot uWu say ÚwÚ so. -^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ mowe OwO behowding ^-^ to you than :3 I. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may xDD command me as my UwU suvweign; -But you ^.^ have power in me as in :3 a :3 kinsman. -^.^ YOWK. I pray you, uncwe, ^w^ give me :3 this dagger. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My UwU daggew, wittwe ^-^ cousin? x3 With >w< aww my >_< heawt! -:33 PWINCE. OwO A :33 beggaw, xDD bwothew? -^.^ YOWK. x3 Of my >w< kind uncwe, UwU that I xDD knyow uWu wiww >_> give, -And being uWu but :3 a OwO toy, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo >w< gwief ^-^ to >w< give. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A gweatew >_> gift than UwU that I'll ^w^ give my >w< cousin. -^.^ YOWK. OwO A gweatew >w< gift! :33 O, that's OwO the >_< swowd ^-^ to ^.^ it! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, gentwe uWu cousin, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ wight ^w^ enyough. -^.^ YOWK. :33 O, then, I UwU see you uWu wiww part uWu but with ^.^ wight ^.^ gifts: -UwU In weightier >w< things ^w^ you'ww uWu say :3 a >_< beggaw nyay. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too :33 heavy uWu fow >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to :33 weaw. -^.^ YOWK. I ^.^ weigh ^.^ it >_> wightwy, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^w^ heaview. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, would you ^.^ have my >_< weapon, wittwe -Lord? -^.^ YOWK. I ÚwÚ wouwd, UwU that I UwU might :3 thank you as you caww >_> me. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 How? -^.^ YOWK. UwU Wittwe. -:33 PWINCE. UwU My Wowd >_> of uWu Yowk uWu wiww still >w< be cross in ^.^ tawk. -:3 Uncwe, >_> youw OwO Gwace knows how ^-^ to bear with >_> him. -^.^ YOWK. You >_> mean, ^-^ to bear uWu me, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bear with >_> me. -:3 Uncwe, my bwothew >w< mocks uWu both you ÚwÚ and me; -xDD Because UwU that I x3 am little, >_< wike OwO an ape, -ÚwÚ He OwO thinks UwU that you shouwd bear me uWu on >_> youw >_> shouwdews. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. x3 With what :3 a x3 shawp-pwovided ÚwÚ wit ^.^ he weasons! -ÚwÚ To OwO mitigate OwO the :33 scown ^.^ he gives his uncwe -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; pwettiwy ÚwÚ and >_< aptwy OwO taunts :3 himsewf. -^w^ So ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 young :3 is >_> wondewfuw. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, wiww't >w< pwease you xDD pass :33 awong? -Myself ÚwÚ and my good cousin Buckingham -uWu Wiww ^-^ to >_> youw mothew, ^-^ to entweat >_> of xDD hew -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet you at OwO the >w< Towew ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome you. -^.^ YOWK. >_> What, uWu wiww you >w< go x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew, my UwU wowd? -:33 PWINCE. UwU My Wowd Protector ^.^ nyeeds uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -^.^ YOWK. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; sweep in >_> quiet at OwO the :33 Towew. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, what shouwd you feaw? -^.^ YOWK. x3 Mawwy, my uncwe Clarence' :3 angwy UwU ghost. -UwU My gwandam told me ^.^ he ÚwÚ was murder'd ^.^ thewe. -:33 PWINCE. I ;;w;; feaw nyo UwU uncwes UwU dead. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow UwU nyonye UwU that live, I :33 hope. -:33 PWINCE. An ^-^ if uWu they live, I >w< hope I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear. -But xDD come, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and with :3 a :33 heavy xDD heawt, -^.^ Thinking uWu on ;;w;; them, >w< go I x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew. -OwO A OwO sennyet. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but GWOUCESTEW, :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 Think you, my lord, :3 this wittwe prating uWu Yowk ->_> Was ^.^ nyot incensed uWu by his subtle mothew -ÚwÚ To :3 taunt ÚwÚ and :33 scown you ;;w;; thus opprobriously? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, nyo >_> doubt. :33 O, 'tis :3 a perilous >w< boy; -ÚwÚ Bowd, ^.^ quick, x3 ingenyious, x3 fowwawd, capabwe. -ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< aww OwO the mothew's, ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 top ^-^ to ;;w;; toe. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Weww, let them ^-^ west. Come hithew, uWu Catesby. -Thou art sworn as >_< deepwy ^-^ to :33 effect what ^-^ we intend -UwU As cwosewy ^-^ to conceal what ^-^ we >_> impawt. -Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ ouw reasons urg'd x3 upon OwO the way. -What think'st thou? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO an :33 easy matter -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^-^ Wiwwiam Wowd ^-^ Hastings >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU mind, ->_< Fow OwO the >_< instawment >_> of :3 this x3 nyobwe UwU Duke -UwU In OwO the x3 seat :33 woyaw >_> of :3 this :3 famous >_> iswe? -CATESBY. ÚwÚ He uWu fow his >_< fathew's :33 sake OwO so loves OwO the Prince -:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD won ^-^ to >w< aught x3 against >_> him. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. What think'st :3 thou then >_> of uWu Stanwey? uWu Wiww -^.^ nyot x3 he? -CATESBY. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^-^ do >w< aww in >w< aww as ^-^ Hastings uWu doth. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ Weww then, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but :33 this: ÚwÚ go, gentwe -^-^ Catesby, -And, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 faw OwO off, :33 sound :3 thou Wowd ^-^ Hastings -OwO How ^.^ he doth ^.^ stand ;;w;; affected ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ puwpose; -And summon him to-morrow ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit about OwO the coronation. ->w< If :3 thou OwO dost find him ^w^ twactabwe ^-^ to >w< us, -^-^ Encouwage ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and tell him >w< aww ^-^ ouw weasons; ->w< If ^.^ he >w< be leaden, UwU icy, cold, OwO unwiwwing, -Be :3 thou OwO so UwU too, ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< bweak x3 off OwO the talk, -And ^w^ give OwO us nyotice >_> of his >_< incwinyation; ->_< Fow ^-^ we to-morrow howd ;;w;; divided UwU counciws, -OwO Whewein thyself ^-^ shawt highly >w< be x3 empwoy'd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to Wowd ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. >_> Teww ^w^ him, -^-^ Catesby, -His ÚwÚ ancient knot >_> of dangewous advewsawies ->w< To-mowwow awe let UwU bwood at :3 Pomfwet Castwe; -And ;;w;; bid my lord, uWu fow ^.^ joy >_> of :3 this good UwU nyews, ->w< Give ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Showe ^-^ onye gentwe ÚwÚ kiss OwO the more. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Good ^-^ Catesby, >w< go :33 effect :3 this ^-^ businyess soundly. -CATESBY. UwU My good uWu wowds ^.^ both, with >w< aww OwO the ^w^ heed I ^.^ can. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 Shaww ^-^ we hear ^-^ fwom you, ^-^ Catesby, ewe ^-^ we xDD sweep? -CATESBY. You ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ At xDD Cwosby :33 House, there uWu shaww you find OwO us >_> both. -Exit >w< CATESBY ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow, my lord, what uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ if ^-^ we -pewceive -Wowd ^-^ Hastings uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO compwots? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Chop x3 off his OwO head-something ^-^ we uWu wiww +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the Mayow of ;;w;; Wondon x3 comes to x3 gweet +OwO you. + +Entew x3 the >w< WOWD >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ and :33 his twain + +;;w;; MAYOW. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 youw Gwace with ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy :33 days! +>w< PWINCE. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_> thank xDD you all. +UwU I xDD thought x3 my mothew ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew York +Wouwd ^-^ wong ere ÚwÚ this uWu have >w< met >_> us on x3 the >_> way. +OwO Fie, >_> what :3 a ;;w;; swug >_> is >w< Hastings, :3 that ^.^ he x3 comes nyot +;;w;; To tell >_> us >w< whethew ;;w;; they xDD wiww come ow no! + +Entew >w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS + +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ And, uWu in ÚwÚ good time, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the :3 sweating +Lord. +>w< PWINCE. Welcome, x3 my OwO wowd. What, xDD wiww UwU ouw mothew come? +>_> HASTINGS. On >_> what ^w^ occasion, ^w^ God >w< He ;;w;; knyows, nyot I, +uWu The xDD Queen x3 youw mothew ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew York +:3 Have :33 taken ^.^ sanctuawy. uWu The xDD tendew Prince +Wouwd >_> fain uWu have come with ;;w;; me to :3 meet x3 youw >_> Gwace, +OwO But ^.^ by :33 his mothew UwU was ^.^ pewfowce withheld. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO Fie, >_> what >w< an ^.^ indiwect ÚwÚ and >_> peevish course +Is ÚwÚ this of UwU hews? Lord Cardinal, xDD wiww x3 youw Gwace +xDD Pewsuade x3 the xDD Queen to >_> send x3 the >w< Duke of York +uWu Unto :33 his princely ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ pwesentwy? +;;w;; If ^.^ she deny, Lord >w< Hastings, OwO go with ^.^ him +xDD And from her jealous :3 awms pluck ^.^ him perforce. +CARDINAL. OwO My Lord of ;;w;; Buckingham, >_> if x3 my xDD weak oratory +UwU Can from :33 his mothew x3 win x3 the >w< Duke of York, +^-^ Anyon >_< expect ^.^ him ^.^ hewe; >_> but >_> if ^.^ she be ÚwÚ obduwate +;;w;; To >_< miwd uWu entweaties, ^w^ God uWu in heaven UwU fowbid +We >_> shouwd infringe x3 the >w< howy OwO pwiviwege +Of blessed sanctuawy! ÚwÚ Nyot fow aww ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand +Wouwd UwU I be guiwty of UwU so >_> deep :3 a >_< sin. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too ;;w;; sensewess-obstinyate, x3 my uWu wowd, +Too cewemonyious ÚwÚ and traditional. +OwO Weigh >w< it >_> but with x3 the gwossnyess of ÚwÚ this age, +>_> You bweak nyot sanctuary uWu in :3 seizing ^.^ him. +uWu The ^-^ benyefit thereof >_> is awways >_> gwanted +;;w;; To UwU those x3 whose ÚwÚ deawings uWu have OwO desewv'd x3 the :33 pwace +xDD And UwU those who uWu have x3 the wit to >_< cwaim x3 the ;;w;; pwace. +This Prince hath :3 nyeithew ^w^ cwaim'd >w< it nor OwO desewv'd :33 it, +xDD And OwO thewefowe, uWu in >_< minye :33 opinyion, ;;w;; cannyot uWu have :3 it. +Then, :3 taking ^.^ him from thence :3 that >_> is nyot thewe, +>_> You bweak nyo OwO pwiviwege nor ÚwÚ chawtew :33 thewe. +x3 Oft uWu have UwU I heard of sanctuary ÚwÚ men; +OwO But sanctuary x3 chiwdwen >_< nyevew >w< tiww now. +CARDINAL. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU shaww o'ewwuwe x3 my ^-^ mind fow OwO once. +:3 Come ;;w;; on, Lord >w< Hastings, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go with me? +>_> HASTINGS. UwU I x3 go, x3 my OwO wowd. +>w< PWINCE. ^-^ Good wowds, >_< make aww x3 the UwU speedy ^.^ haste xDD you may. +Exeunt x3 CAWDINyAW ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ HASTINGS +Say, :33 uncwe :33 Gwoucestew, >_> if UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew come, +Whewe UwU shaww ^.^ we ;;w;; sojouwn >w< tiww UwU ouw ÚwÚ cowonyation? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Whewe >w< it ;;w;; seems best >w< unto x3 youw royal sewf. +;;w;; If UwU I OwO may counsel UwU you, x3 some day ow >w< two +uWu Youw >_> Highnyess UwU shaww wepose xDD you uWu at x3 the Towew, +UwU Then :3 whewe xDD you uWu pwease ÚwÚ and UwU shaww be xDD thought UwU most ;;w;; fit +For x3 youw best ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and >_> wecweation. +>w< PWINCE. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike x3 the Towew, of xDD any ;;w;; pwace. +Did Julius Caesaw buiwd :3 that pwace, x3 my xDD wowd? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >w< He ^-^ did, x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, x3 begin :3 that pwace, +>_< Which, since, xDD succeeding uWu ages uWu have :3 we-edified. +>w< PWINCE. Is >w< it ;;w;; upon record, ow >_> ewse OwO wepowted +Successivewy from age to age, ^.^ he buiwt :33 it? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Upon record, x3 my >_> gwacious OwO wowd. +>w< PWINCE. OwO But say, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it :3 wewe nyot regist'red, +Methinks x3 the uWu twuth >_> shouwd UwU Eve from age to age, +;;w;; As >w< 'twewe retail'd to aww postewity, +Even to x3 the general aww-ending x3 day. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] ^w^ So uWu wise UwU so >_> young, ;;w;; they say, UwU do >_< nyevew +^w^ wive wong. +>w< PWINCE. >_> What >_> say UwU you, xDD uncwe? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I say, ^-^ without characters, fame ;;w;; wives wong. +:3 [Aside] Thus, ^.^ wike x3 the formal xDD vice, Inyiquity, +UwU I :33 mowawize >w< two meanyings uWu in one OwO wowd. +>w< PWINCE. :33 That Julius Caesaw UwU was :3 a famous xDD man; +With >_> what :33 his valour uWu did enrich :33 his ^w^ wit, +ÚwÚ His wit uWu set down to >_< make :33 his valour wive. +>_> Death x3 makes nyo conquest of ÚwÚ this conqueror; +For nyow ^.^ he ;;w;; wives uWu in x3 fame, ^w^ though nyot uWu in life. +I'll tell xDD you x3 what, x3 my xDD cousin Buckingham- +OwO BUCKINGHAM. What, x3 my >_> gwacious xDD wowd? +>w< PWINCE. ^-^ An >_> if UwU I ^w^ wive ÚwÚ untiw UwU I be :3 a ^w^ man, +I'll x3 win UwU ouw UwU ancient >w< wight uWu in Fwance OwO again, +:33 Ow ^-^ die :3 a soldier >_< as UwU I liv'd :3 a king. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] Short summers >w< wightwy uWu have :3 a forward +ÚwÚ spwing. + +Entew HASTINGS, xDD young YORK, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 CAWDINyAW + +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Nyow, uWu in ÚwÚ good time, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the >w< Duke of +x3 Yowk. +>w< PWINCE. Richard of York, >w< how fawes UwU ouw >w< woving bwothew? +:3 YOWK. xDD Weww, x3 my xDD dwead wowd; UwU so ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ can xDD you now. +>w< PWINCE. uWu Ay brother, to UwU ouw gwief, >_< as >w< it >_> is x3 youws. +Too wate ^.^ he >w< died :3 that ^w^ might uWu have :33 kept :3 that :3 titwe, +>_< Which ^.^ by :33 his :33 death hath wost much :33 majesty. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. How fawes UwU ouw OwO cousin, x3 nyobwe Lord of York? +:3 YOWK. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ^-^ gentwe uncle. >_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> You uWu said :3 that idle UwU weeds OwO awe ÚwÚ fast uWu in ^-^ gwowth. +uWu The Prince x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew hath outgwown ;;w;; me far. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He :33 hath, x3 my OwO wowd. +:3 YOWK. xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> is ^.^ he UwU idwe? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< O, x3 my >w< faiw OwO cousin, UwU I ^w^ must nyot >_> say :3 so. +:3 YOWK. UwU Then ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ mowe beholding to xDD you than ^.^ I. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He OwO may ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me >_< as x3 my sovereign; +OwO But xDD you uWu have powew uWu in ;;w;; me >_< as uWu in :3 a kinsman. +:3 YOWK. UwU I pray UwU you, uWu uncwe, UwU give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this >w< daggew. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My x3 daggew, xDD wittwe cousin? With aww x3 my :33 heawt! +>w< PWINCE. ^-^ A beggar, bwothew? +:3 YOWK. Of x3 my uWu kind uWu uncwe, :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD wiww give, +xDD And ^.^ being >_> but :3 a ^-^ toy, which >_> is nyo grief to give. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ A :33 gweatew ^w^ gift than :3 that I'll UwU give x3 my :33 cousin. +:3 YOWK. ^-^ A :33 gweatew ;;w;; gift! >_< O, ^w^ that's x3 the xDD swowd to :3 it! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, ^-^ gentwe OwO cousin, :3 wewe >w< it >w< wight enyough. +:3 YOWK. >_< O, >w< then, UwU I >_> see xDD you xDD wiww ÚwÚ pawt >_> but with >w< wight ;;w;; gifts: +^w^ In weightiew ^.^ things you'ww >_> say :3 a beggar nyay. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too x3 heavy fow x3 youw Gwace to weaw. +:3 YOWK. UwU I >w< weigh >w< it ÚwÚ wightwy, :3 wewe >w< it heavier. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have x3 my ^w^ weapon, xDD wittwe +x3 Wowd? +:3 YOWK. UwU I :3 wouwd, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might >_> thank xDD you >_< as xDD you caww x3 me. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ How? +:3 YOWK. ÚwÚ Wittwe. +>w< PWINCE. OwO My Lord of York xDD wiww still be OwO cwoss uWu in ^-^ tawk. +>_> Uncwe, x3 youw Gwace xDD knyows >w< how to UwU beaw with ^.^ him. +:3 YOWK. >_> You mean, to UwU beaw uWu me, nyot to UwU beaw with x3 me. +>_> Uncwe, x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :3 mocks both xDD you ÚwÚ and OwO me; +>_< Because :3 that UwU I ^w^ am UwU wittwe, ^.^ wike >w< an >_< ape, +>w< He ^w^ thinks :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd UwU beaw ;;w;; me on x3 youw shoulders. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. With >_> what :3 a x3 shawp-pwovided wit ^.^ he :33 weasons! +;;w;; To mitigate x3 the ^w^ scown ^.^ he ;;w;; gives :33 his :33 uncwe +>w< He pwettiwy ÚwÚ and uWu aptwy uWu taunts himself. +^w^ So x3 cunnying ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD young >_> is wondewfuw. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My uWu wowd, will't uWu pwease xDD you pass OwO awong? +xDD Mysewf ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD cousin ^-^ Buckingham +Will to x3 youw :33 mothew, to entweat of her +;;w;; To :3 meet xDD you uWu at x3 the ^-^ Towew ÚwÚ and wewcome OwO you. +:3 YOWK. What, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go >w< unto x3 the Towew, x3 my xDD wowd? +>w< PWINCE. OwO My Lord Protector >_< nyeeds xDD wiww uWu have >w< it :3 so. +:3 YOWK. UwU I UwU shaww nyot :33 sweep uWu in :33 quiet uWu at x3 the Towew. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, >_> what >_> shouwd xDD you fear? +:3 YOWK. OwO Mawwy, x3 my :33 uncwe x3 Cwawence' angry ghost. +OwO My :3 gwandam told ;;w;; me ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ muwdew'd :33 thewe. +>w< PWINCE. UwU I feaw nyo uncles uWu dead. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Nyow >_< nyonye :3 that x3 wive, UwU I ^-^ hope. +>w< PWINCE. ^-^ An >_> if ;;w;; they x3 wive, UwU I UwU hope UwU I >_< nyeed nyot ;;w;; feaw. +OwO But come, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and with :3 a x3 heavy uWu heawt, +^w^ Thinking on ÚwÚ them, OwO go UwU I >w< unto x3 the Towew. +^-^ A sennet. +Exeunt aww >_> but ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, xDD BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and CATESBY +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Think UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe ;;w;; pwating York +Was nyot uWu incensed ^.^ by :33 his >_> subtwe mothew +;;w;; To :3 taunt ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown xDD you OwO thus ^-^ oppwobwiouswy? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. No doubt, nyo ^-^ doubt. >_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a :33 pewiwous ^.^ boy; +Bold, quick, ingenious, forward, capable. +>w< He >_> is aww x3 the mother's, from x3 the ;;w;; top to >_> toe. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. xDD Weww, wet them rest. :3 Come hithew, ^w^ Catesby. +^.^ Thou awt sworn >_< as deepwy to ^w^ effect >_> what ^.^ we intend +;;w;; As x3 cwosewy to :33 conceaw >_> what ^.^ we uWu impawt. +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU ouw weasons ;;w;; uwg'd ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> way. +>_> What think'st thou? Is >w< it nyot >w< an ^w^ easy ;;w;; mattew +;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; Wiwwiam Lord >w< Hastings of UwU ouw UwU mind, +For x3 the ;;w;; instawment of ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe >w< Duke +^w^ In x3 the uWu seat royal of ÚwÚ this famous >w< iswe? +UwU CATESBY. >w< He fow :33 his father's ÚwÚ sake UwU so loves x3 the Prince +:33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot be ^.^ won to ^.^ aught OwO against ^.^ him. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> What think'st xDD thou xDD then of >_< Stanwey? Will +nyot uWu he? +UwU CATESBY. >w< He xDD wiww UwU do aww uWu in aww >_< as >w< Hastings UwU doth. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Weww >w< then, nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but :33 this: x3 go, ^-^ gentwe +:33 Catesby, +^.^ And, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe uWu faw ^w^ off, >_> sound xDD thou Lord >w< Hastings +How ^.^ he xDD doth stand affected to UwU ouw ÚwÚ puwpose; +xDD And ^.^ summon ^.^ him to-mowwow to x3 the Towew, +;;w;; To sit about x3 the x3 cowonyation. +;;w;; If xDD thou dost find ^.^ him tractable to us, +Encouwage :3 him, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him aww UwU ouw :3 weasons; +;;w;; If ^.^ he be uWu weaden, ^-^ icy, >_< cowd, unwiwwing, +^w^ Be xDD thou UwU so :3 too, ÚwÚ and UwU so bweak x3 off x3 the talk, +xDD And UwU give >_> us ÚwÚ nyotice of :33 his inclination; +For ^.^ we to-mowwow howd OwO divided >_> counciws, +^-^ Whewein >w< thysewf shalt ;;w;; highwy be :3 empwoy'd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to Lord William. Teww :3 him, +:33 Catesby, +ÚwÚ His UwU ancient >_< knyot of uWu dangewous :33 advewsawies +>_< To-mowwow OwO awe wet :3 bwood uWu at uWu Pomfwet Castwe; +xDD And bid x3 my uWu wowd, fow joy of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good news, +Give Mistress ^-^ Showe one ^-^ gentwe :3 kiss x3 the more. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Good :33 Catesby, OwO go ^w^ effect ÚwÚ this business soundly. +UwU CATESBY. OwO My ÚwÚ good wowds xDD both, with aww x3 the :3 heed UwU I ;;w;; can. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Shall ^.^ we hear from UwU you, :33 Catesby, ere ^.^ we ^w^ sweep? +UwU CATESBY. >_> You UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wowd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. At >_< Cwosby ;;w;; House, there UwU shaww xDD you find >_> us xDD both. +uWu Exit CATESBY +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Nyow, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU do >_> if ^.^ we +>_> pewceive +Lord >w< Hastings xDD wiww nyot yield to UwU ouw :33 compwots? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Chop x3 off :33 his head-something ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ detewminye. -And, ÚwÚ wook when I x3 am ;;w;; King, OwO cwaim :3 thou >_> of me -The xDD eawwdom >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the movabwes -^.^ Wheweof OwO the UwU King my bwothew ÚwÚ was >w< possess'd. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. I'll OwO cwaim UwU that pwomise at >_> youw Gwace's hand. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it >w< yiewded with >w< aww kindness. -^w^ Come, let OwO us sup :3 betimes, UwU that >w< aftewwawds -We ^-^ may OwO digest ^-^ ouw :3 compwots in >w< some fowm. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -Before LORD HASTING'S house - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW ^-^ to OwO the xDD doow >_> of >_> HASTINGS - -MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, my wowd! [Knocking] -HASTINGS. xDD [Within] OwO Who knocks? -MESSENGEW. >_< Onye ^-^ fwom OwO the Wowd Stanley. -HASTINGS. xDD [Within] What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? -MESSENGEW. :3 Upon OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of fouw. - -x3 Entew LORD >_> HASTINGS - -HASTINGS. Cannyot my Wowd uWu Stanwey ;;w;; sweep ^.^ these >w< tedious -nights? -MESSENGEW. ^w^ So ^.^ it >_> appeaws uWu by UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< say. -First, ^.^ he ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to >_> youw x3 nyobwe >w< sewf. -HASTINGS. What ^.^ then? -MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Then :33 cewtifies >_> youw ^.^ wowdship UwU that :3 this night -ÚwÚ He dreamt OwO the ^-^ boaw xDD had xDD wazed x3 off his helm. -UwU Besides, ^.^ he :33 says there awe two councils OwO kept, -And UwU that ^-^ may >w< be determin'd at OwO the ^-^ onye -^w^ Which ^-^ may ^-^ make you ÚwÚ and him ^-^ to :33 wue at th' other. -OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he >_> sends ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw :33 wowdship's >_> pweasuwe- ->w< If you uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy UwU take horse with him -And with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed OwO post with him towawd OwO the >_< nyowth -ÚwÚ To :3 shun OwO the danger UwU that his ^w^ souw :33 divinyes. -HASTINGS. Go, fewwow, ÚwÚ go, xDD wetuwn x3 unto >w< thy ^w^ wowd; -UwU Bid him ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw OwO the separated council: -His uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf awe at OwO the one, -And at OwO the uWu othew :3 is my good fwiend Catesby; -:3 Whewe nyothing can :33 pwoceed UwU that OwO toucheth OwO us -^.^ Wheweof I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have intelligence. ->_> Teww him his ^-^ feaws awe ÚwÚ shawwow, ^-^ without uWu instance; -And uWu fow his dreams, I wonder :33 he's OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe -ÚwÚ To xDD twust OwO the ^-^ mock'wy >_> of unquiet ^-^ swumbews. -ÚwÚ To UwU fwy OwO the ^-^ boaw before OwO the ^-^ boaw puwsues -Were ^-^ to >_> incense OwO the ^-^ boaw ^-^ to follow OwO us -And ^-^ make uWu puwsuit xDD whewe ^.^ he >_> did UwU mean nyo ^-^ chase. -Go, ;;w;; bid >w< thy ^w^ mastew xDD wise ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to me; -And ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu both >_> togethew ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, -Whewe, ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> see, OwO the ^-^ boaw uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO us kindly. -MESSENGEW. I'll ÚwÚ go, my lord, ÚwÚ and tell him what you >w< say. -Exit - -x3 Entew >w< CATESBY - -CATESBY. >_> Many good mowwows ^-^ to my x3 nyobwe wowd! -HASTINGS. Good ^.^ mowwow, Catesby; you awe >_< eawwy >_> stiwwing. -What UwU nyews, what UwU nyews, in :3 this ^-^ ouw ^-^ tott'wing state? -CATESBY. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a weewing x3 wowwd :3 indeed, my ^w^ wowd; -And I believe uWu wiww never ^.^ stand UwU upwight -;;w;; Tiww Richard wear OwO the OwO gawwand >_> of OwO the realm. -HASTINGS. ^-^ How, wear OwO the ^-^ gawwand! Dost :3 thou UwU mean OwO the +^.^ And, wook when UwU I ^w^ am OwO King, >_< cwaim xDD thou of ;;w;; me +uWu The ÚwÚ eawwdom of Hewefowd ÚwÚ and aww x3 the movables +:3 Wheweof x3 the ^w^ King x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU was ^.^ possess'd. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. I'll >_< cwaim :3 that promise uWu at x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's >w< hand. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And wook to uWu have >w< it yiewded with aww kindness. +^.^ Come, wet >_> us UwU sup betimes, :3 that afterwards +We OwO may digest UwU ouw complots uWu in x3 some fowm. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +^.^ Befowe >w< WOWD :33 HASTING'S ;;w;; house + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW to x3 the doow of ÚwÚ HASTINGS + +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! ^.^ [Knyocking] +>_> HASTINGS. :33 [Within] Who knocks? +x3 MESSENGEW. x3 Onye from x3 the Lord Stanwey. +>_> HASTINGS. :33 [Within] >_> What :3 is't >_< o'cwock? +x3 MESSENGEW. >_> Upon x3 the ^w^ stwoke of fouw. + +Entew >w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS + +>_> HASTINGS. UwU Cannyot x3 my Lord Stanwey :33 sweep these tedious +x3 nyights? +x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ So >w< it >_> appeaws ^.^ by :3 that UwU I uWu have to :3 say. +^.^ Fiwst, ^.^ he uWu commends ^.^ him to x3 youw x3 nyobwe sewf. +>_> HASTINGS. >_> What ^w^ then? +x3 MESSENGEW. UwU Then x3 cewtifies x3 youw OwO wowdship :3 that ÚwÚ this >w< nyight +>w< He dweamt x3 the boar xDD had wazed x3 off :33 his UwU hewm. +:33 Besides, ^.^ he ;;w;; says there OwO awe >w< two :3 counciws kept, +xDD And :3 that OwO may be ;;w;; detewmin'd uWu at x3 the one +>_< Which OwO may >_< make xDD you ÚwÚ and ^.^ him to rue uWu at x3 th' :3 othew. +Therefore ^.^ he OwO sends to ^.^ knyow x3 youw :3 wowdship's pleasure- +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww presently OwO take UwU howse with ^.^ him +xDD And with aww ^w^ speed x3 post with ^.^ him toward x3 the ^.^ nyowth +;;w;; To UwU shun x3 the danger :3 that :33 his :3 souw divinyes. +>_> HASTINGS. ^w^ Go, fewwow, x3 go, ^-^ wetuwn >w< unto >w< thy wowd; +x3 Bid ^.^ him nyot feaw x3 the separated counciw: +ÚwÚ His honour ÚwÚ and mysewf OwO awe uWu at x3 the one, +xDD And uWu at x3 the othew >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend xDD Catesby; +Whewe >_< nyothing ^.^ can proceed :3 that x3 toucheth >_> us +:3 Wheweof UwU I UwU shaww nyot uWu have intelligence. +Teww ^.^ him :33 his OwO feaws OwO awe ^w^ shawwow, ^-^ without ;;w;; instance; +xDD And fow :33 his ^-^ dweams, UwU I wonder uWu he's UwU so :33 simpwe +;;w;; To :33 twust x3 the >w< mock'wy of unquiet >_< swumbews. +;;w;; To fwy x3 the boar >w< befowe x3 the boar puwsues +^.^ Wewe to >w< incense x3 the boar to ;;w;; fowwow >_> us +xDD And >_< make pursuit :3 whewe ^.^ he uWu did >_> mean nyo ^w^ chase. +^w^ Go, bid >w< thy >_< mastew rise ÚwÚ and come to OwO me; +xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww both togethew to x3 the Towew, +UwU Whewe, ^.^ he UwU shaww see, x3 the boar xDD wiww use >_> us >w< kindwy. +x3 MESSENGEW. I'll x3 go, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him >_> what xDD you :3 say. +uWu Exit + +Entew CATESBY + +UwU CATESBY. xDD Many ÚwÚ good ^.^ mowwows to x3 my x3 nyobwe ^.^ wowd! +>_> HASTINGS. ^-^ Good morrow, xDD Catesby; xDD you OwO awe early ;;w;; stiwwing. +>_> What news, >_> what news, uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU ouw :3 tott'wing ÚwÚ state? +UwU CATESBY. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a xDD weewing wowwd :33 indeed, x3 my wowd; +xDD And UwU I ^-^ bewieve xDD wiww >_< nyevew stand ^w^ upwight +Tiww Richard ^-^ weaw x3 the gawwand of x3 the weawm. +>_> HASTINGS. How, ^-^ weaw x3 the UwU gawwand! uWu Dost xDD thou >_> mean x3 the crown? -CATESBY. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -HASTINGS. I'll ^.^ have :3 this :3 cwown >_> of >_< minye ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom my -shouwdews -Before I'll UwU see OwO the :3 cwown OwO so ;;w;; fouw misplac'd. -But ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ guess UwU that ^.^ he doth ^-^ aim at it? -CATESBY. >w< Ay, uWu on my life; ÚwÚ and OwO hopes ^-^ to find you :3 fowwawd -:3 Upon his party uWu fow OwO the >_< gain ÚwÚ theweof; -And ^-^ theweupon ^.^ he >_> sends you :3 this good UwU nyews, -:33 That :3 this >_> same vewy :3 day >_> youw ;;w;; enyemies, -The UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the uWu Queen, >w< must die at >w< Pomfwet. -HASTINGS. ;;w;; Indeed, I x3 am nyo mourner uWu fow UwU that UwU nyews, -xDD Because uWu they ^.^ have >_< been still my adversaries; -But UwU that I'll ^w^ give my >w< voice uWu on UwU Wichawd's >_> side -ÚwÚ To bar my >_< mastew's ;;w;; heiws in OwO twue descent, -:3 God knows I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. -CATESBY. :3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ^.^ wowdship in UwU that >_< gwacious mind! -HASTINGS. But I uWu shaww waugh at :3 this :3 a twewve month hence, -:33 That uWu they ;;w;; which ^w^ bwought me in my >_< mastew's ^.^ hate, -I live ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon theiw tragedy. -Weww, ^-^ Catesby, ewe :3 a fowtnyight ^-^ make me owdew, -I'll ^-^ send >w< some >_< packing UwU that ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot on't. -CATESBY. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :3 viwe xDD thing ^-^ to x3 die, my >_< gwacious lord, -When x3 men awe OwO unpwepaw'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot uWu fow it. -HASTINGS. :3 O ^-^ monstwous, monstrous! And OwO so ^.^ fawws ^.^ it >_< out -x3 With Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, Gwey; ÚwÚ and OwO so 'twill ^-^ do -x3 With >w< some x3 men ewse UwU that ÚwÚ think themsewves as xDD safe -UwU As :3 thou ÚwÚ and OwO I, :3 who, as :3 thou :33 knyowest, awe dear -ÚwÚ To >_< pwincewy Richard ÚwÚ and ^-^ to Buckingham. -CATESBY. The ;;w;; Pwinces uWu both ^-^ make UwU high >_< account >_> of :3 you- -^-^ [Aside] >_< Fow uWu they >_< account his head x3 upon OwO the :3 bwidge. -HASTINGS. I xDD knyow uWu they uWu do, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ;;w;; weww deserv'd it. - -x3 Entew LORD ÚwÚ STANWEY - -Come OwO on, come OwO on; xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw x3 boaw-speaw, man? -OwO Feaw you OwO the boaw, ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO so OwO unpwovided? -^-^ STANWEY. UwU My lord, good morrow; good ^.^ mowwow, uWu Catesby. -You ^-^ may ÚwÚ jest OwO on, ;;w;; but, uWu by OwO the holy >_< wood, -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^.^ these uWu sevewaw UwU counciws, :3 I. -HASTINGS. UwU My lord, I howd my life as dear as xDD youws, -And never in my OwO days, I ^-^ do protest, ->_> Was ^.^ it OwO so pwecious ^-^ to me as 'tis OwO nyow. -:33 Think you, uWu but UwU that I xDD knyow ^-^ ouw OwO state ^.^ secuwe, -I would >w< be OwO so triumphant as I :33 am? -^-^ STANWEY. The uWu wowds at :3 Pomfwet, when uWu they rode ^-^ fwom -London, -Were x3 jocund ÚwÚ and suppos'd theiw states ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; suwe, -And uWu they >_< indeed xDD had nyo cause ^-^ to :3 mistwust; -But ÚwÚ yet you UwU see how >_> soon OwO the :3 day OwO o'ewcast. -:3 This ^w^ sudden :33 stab >_> of ^w^ wancouw I ^.^ misdoubt; -;;w;; Pway God, I ÚwÚ say, I ^w^ pwuv :3 a needless uWu cowawd. ->_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we towawd OwO the :33 Towew? The :3 day :3 is >w< spent. -HASTINGS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^.^ have with you. ^-^ Wot you what, my -Lord? -uWu To-day OwO the uWu wowds you >w< tawk'd >_> of awe beheaded. -^-^ STANWEY. :3 They, uWu fow theiw truth, UwU might better wear theiw -:3 heads ->w< Than >w< some UwU that ^.^ have ^w^ accus'd them wear theiw hats. -But xDD come, my lord, wet's >_> away. - -x3 Entew ^w^ HASTINGS, :3 a :3 puwsuivant - -HASTINGS. uWu Go uWu on ^.^ befowe; I'll talk with :3 this good fewwow. ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ STANWEY ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY -OwO How nyow, Hastings! OwO How :33 goes OwO the x3 wowwd with OwO thee? -PURSUIVANT. The better UwU that >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >w< pwease ^-^ to ask. -HASTINGS. I tell ^.^ thee, man, 'tis better with me :3 nyow ->w< Than when :3 thou met'st me last xDD whewe :3 nyow ^-^ we meet: -;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was I ^-^ going pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew -By OwO the >_> suggestion >_> of OwO the Queen's ÚwÚ awwies; -But nyow, I tell uWu thee-keep ^.^ it ^-^ to ^w^ thysewf- -:3 This :3 day x3 those enyewnyies awe >w< put ^-^ to >_< death, -And I in better OwO state than e'ew I ÚwÚ was. -PURSUIVANT. :3 God howd it, ^-^ to >_> youw honour's good xDD content! -HASTINGS. ^w^ Gwamewcy, ÚwÚ Hastings; there, dwink UwU that uWu fow >_> me. -[Thwows him his UwU puwse] -PURSUIVANT. I :3 thank >_> youw honyouw. Exit - -x3 Entew :3 a PRIEST - -PRIEST. ^.^ Weww met, my ^w^ wowd; I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw honyouw. -HASTINGS. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, good Sir :33 John, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -I x3 am in >_> youw >_> debt uWu fow >_> youw last exercise; -Come OwO the next ^w^ Sabbath, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ content you. -:3 [He whispers in his ^-^ eaw] -PRIEST. I'll OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. - -x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM - ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> What, >_> tawking with :3 a :33 pwiest, Wowd -;;w;; Chambewwain! -Your fwiends at :3 Pomfwet, uWu they ^-^ do :3 nyeed OwO the >_< pwiest: -Your uWu honyouw ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ shwiving wowk in hand. -HASTINGS. Good :33 faith, ÚwÚ and when I met :3 this holy man, -The x3 men you talk >_> of came OwO into my mind. ->_> What, >w< go you towawd OwO the :33 Towew? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. I uWu do, my lord, uWu but wong I cannyot stay :3 thewe; -I uWu shaww xDD wetuwn before >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >_> thence. -HASTINGS. ;;w;; Nyay, >_< wike enyough, uWu fow I stay ;;w;; dinnyew ^.^ thewe. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ [Aside] And ^w^ suppew UwU too, although :3 thou -OwO knyowest ^.^ it x3 nyot.- -^w^ Come, uWu wiww you go? -HASTINGS. I'll OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -:3 Pomfwet >_> Castwe - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ WATCWIFF, with hawbewds, cawwying OwO the xDD Nyobwes, -x3 WIVEWS, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and ^-^ VAUGHAN, ^-^ to death - -x3 WIVEWS. Sir Richard Ratcliff, let me tell ÚwÚ thee :33 this: -uWu To-day ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< behowd :3 a :33 subject die ->_< Fow truth, uWu fow duty, ÚwÚ and uWu fow xDD woyawty. -GWEY. :3 God bless OwO the Prince ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pack >_> of xDD you! -OwO A knot you awe >_> of damned blood-suckers. ->_> VAUGHAN. You live UwU that uWu shaww x3 cwy >_> woe uWu fow :3 this hereafter. -WATCWIFF. Dispatch; OwO the UwU wimit >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; wives :3 is >_< out. -x3 WIVEWS. :3 O :3 Pomfwet, :33 Pomfwet! :3 O :3 thou bwoody x3 pwison, -Fatal ÚwÚ and ominyous ^-^ to x3 nyobwe peers! -xDD Within OwO the OwO guiwty :3 cwosuwe >_> of >w< thy >_< wawws -^.^ WICHAWD OwO the ^w^ Second here ÚwÚ was ;;w;; hack'd ^-^ to ^w^ death; -And uWu fow ^-^ mowe :3 swandew ^-^ to >w< thy dismaw uWu seat, -We ^w^ give ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ ouw :33 guiwtwess UwU bwood ^-^ to drink. -GWEY. Nyow ;;w;; Mawgawet's ^w^ cuwse :3 is OwO faww'n x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU heads, -When ^.^ she >_< excwaim'd uWu on Hastings, you, ÚwÚ and OwO I, ->_< Fow standing uWu by when Richard ÚwÚ stabb'd xDD hew :33 son. -x3 WIVEWS. ;;w;; Then :33 cuws'd ^.^ she ÚwÚ Wichawd, then :33 cuws'd ^.^ she -^w^ Buckingham, -;;w;; Then :33 cuws'd ^.^ she ^.^ Hastings. :33 O, :33 wemembew, God, -ÚwÚ To hear xDD hew >w< pwayew uWu fow ;;w;; them, as :3 nyow uWu fow >_< us! -And uWu fow my ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< pwincewy OwO sons, -Be >_< satisfied, dear God, with ^-^ ouw OwO twue blood, ->w< Which, as :3 thou >_< knyow'st, unjustly >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ spiwt. -WATCWIFF. UwU Make >_> haste; OwO the hour >_> of death :3 is ^-^ expiate. -x3 WIVEWS. ^w^ Come, Gwey; xDD come, ÚwÚ Vaughan; let OwO us here UwU embwace. -Faweweww, xDD untiw ^-^ we ^.^ meet UwU again in >_< heaven. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 4 - -Wondon. The >w< Towew - -x3 Entew :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ DEWBY, ^w^ HASTINGS, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_> of ELY, ^w^ WATCWIFF, LOVEL, -with ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ and x3 seat themsewves at :3 a ^-^ tabwe - -HASTINGS. Nyow, x3 nyobwe peers, OwO the cause x3 why ^-^ we awe met -^-^ Is ^-^ to xDD detewminye >_> of OwO the coronation. -UwU In God's name speak-when :3 is OwO the :33 woyaw day? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Is >w< aww >w< things ready uWu fow OwO the :33 woyaw >_> time? -^.^ DEWBY. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wants uWu but ^w^ nyominyation. -:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. >w< To-mowwow then I ;;w;; judge :3 a x3 happy day. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Who knows OwO the Wowd OwO Pwotectow's :33 mind +UwU CATESBY. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +>_> HASTINGS. I'll uWu have ÚwÚ this >_< cwown of >_< minye :3 cut from x3 my +^w^ shouwdews +^.^ Befowe I'll >_> see x3 the >_< cwown UwU so fouw :33 mispwac'd. +OwO But ;;w;; canst xDD thou guess :3 that ^.^ he xDD doth aim uWu at :33 it? +UwU CATESBY. Ay, on x3 my :33 wife; ÚwÚ and hopes to find xDD you forward +>_> Upon :33 his party fow x3 the ^.^ gain ^.^ theweof; +xDD And thereupon ^.^ he OwO sends xDD you ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good news, +:33 That ÚwÚ this same xDD vewy day x3 youw UwU enyemies, +uWu The >w< kindwed of x3 the :3 Queen, ^w^ must ^-^ die uWu at >w< Pomfwet. +>_> HASTINGS. >w< Indeed, UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^w^ mouwnyew fow :3 that news, +>_< Because ;;w;; they uWu have :33 been still x3 my adversaries; +OwO But :3 that I'll UwU give x3 my uWu voice on >w< Wichawd's x3 side +;;w;; To ^-^ baw x3 my xDD mastew's :3 heiws uWu in true descent, +^w^ God xDD knyows UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do >w< it to x3 the death. +UwU CATESBY. ^w^ God >_< keep x3 youw OwO wowdship uWu in :3 that >_> gwacious ÚwÚ mind! +>_> HASTINGS. OwO But UwU I UwU shaww laugh uWu at ÚwÚ this :3 a >_< twewve >_> month hence, +:33 That ;;w;; they which ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my xDD mastew's hate, +UwU I ^w^ wive to wook ;;w;; upon uWu theiw ^.^ twagedy. +xDD Weww, :33 Catesby, ere :3 a fortnight >_< make ;;w;; me older, +I'll >_> send x3 some :33 packing :3 that yet think nyot ^.^ on't. +UwU CATESBY. 'Tis :3 a ^-^ viwe ^.^ thing to >_> die, x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, +x3 When ;;w;; men OwO awe x3 unpwepaw'd ÚwÚ and wook nyot fow :3 it. +>_> HASTINGS. x3 O monstrous, UwU monstwous! xDD And UwU so ^w^ fawws >w< it x3 out +With Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, Grey; ÚwÚ and UwU so 'twill UwU do +With x3 some ;;w;; men >_> ewse :3 that think x3 themsewves >_< as >_< safe +;;w;; As xDD thou ÚwÚ and I, who, >_< as xDD thou knowest, OwO awe uWu deaw +;;w;; To princely Richard ÚwÚ and to ^w^ Buckingham. +UwU CATESBY. uWu The Princes both >_< make xDD high :33 account of :3 you- +:3 [Aside] For ;;w;; they :33 account :33 his >_> head ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu bwidge. +>_> HASTINGS. UwU I ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they UwU do, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have weww OwO desewv'd :3 it. + +Entew >w< WOWD STANLEY + +:3 Come ;;w;; on, come xDD on; :3 whewe >_> is x3 youw :3 boaw-speaw, man? +Fear xDD you x3 the >_< boaw, ÚwÚ and OwO go UwU so >_> unpwovided? +STANWEY. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ good uWu mowwow; ÚwÚ good morrow, ^w^ Catesby. +>_> You OwO may xDD jest ;;w;; on, but, ^.^ by x3 the >w< howy rood, +UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike these sevewaw >_> counciws, ^.^ I. +>_> HASTINGS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I howd x3 my >w< wife >_< as uWu deaw >_< as >_< youws, +xDD And >_< nyevew uWu in x3 my uWu days, UwU I UwU do protest, +Was >w< it UwU so >_< pwecious to ;;w;; me >_< as UwU 'tis now. +^w^ Think UwU you, >_> but :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU ouw >w< state secure, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd be UwU so x3 twiumphant >_< as UwU I :33 am? +STANWEY. uWu The wowds uWu at :3 Pomfwet, when ;;w;; they rode from +Wondon, +^.^ Wewe OwO jocund ÚwÚ and ^-^ suppos'd uWu theiw UwU states :3 wewe x3 suwe, +xDD And ;;w;; they ÚwÚ indeed xDD had nyo cause to mistrust; +OwO But yet xDD you >_> see >w< how >w< soon x3 the day UwU o'ewcast. +This ^.^ sudden x3 stab of rancour UwU I >w< misdoubt; +>_> Pway :33 God, UwU I say, UwU I ^-^ pwuv :3 a >_> nyeedwess cowawd. +What, UwU shaww ^.^ we toward x3 the >_< Towew? uWu The day >_> is :33 spent. +>_> HASTINGS. ^.^ Come, come, uWu have with OwO you. ;;w;; Wot xDD you x3 what, x3 my +x3 Wowd? +OwO To-day x3 the wowds xDD you ^w^ tawk'd of OwO awe x3 beheaded. +STANWEY. >_> They, fow uWu theiw truth, ^w^ might xDD bettew ^-^ weaw uWu theiw +heads +Than x3 some :3 that uWu have ^-^ accus'd them ^-^ weaw uWu theiw hats. +OwO But come, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> wet's xDD away. + +Entew HASTINGS, :3 a pursuivant + +>_> HASTINGS. Go on befowe; I'll tawk with ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good UwU fewwow. +Exeunt STANLEY ÚwÚ and CATESBY +How now, ^-^ Hastings! How xDD goes x3 the wowwd with thee? +PUWSUIVANT. uWu The xDD bettew :3 that x3 youw OwO wowdship uWu pwease to xDD ask. +>_> HASTINGS. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ man, UwU 'tis xDD bettew with ;;w;; me nyow +Than when xDD thou met'st ;;w;; me >w< wast :3 whewe nyow ^.^ we >_> meet: +UwU Then UwU was UwU I x3 going ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the ^-^ Towew +^-^ By x3 the ^w^ suggestion of x3 the Queen's >_< awwies; +OwO But now, UwU I tell thee-keep >w< it to thysewf- +This day UwU those UwU enyewnyies OwO awe put to UwU death, +xDD And UwU I uWu in xDD bettew >w< state than ;;w;; e'ew UwU I uWu was. +PUWSUIVANT. ^w^ God howd :33 it, to x3 youw x3 honyouw's ÚwÚ good ^w^ content! +>_> HASTINGS. >_> Gwamewcy, >_< Hastings; thewe, ÚwÚ dwink :3 that fow x3 me. +[Throws ^.^ him :33 his purse] +PUWSUIVANT. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw honyouw. uWu Exit + +Entew :3 a PRIEST + +>_> PWIEST. Weww :3 met, x3 my wowd; UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw honyouw. +>_> HASTINGS. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good Sir John, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +UwU I ^w^ am uWu in x3 youw >_> debt fow x3 youw >w< wast exercise; +:3 Come x3 the :3 nyext :33 Sabbath, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww :3 content OwO you. +[He :3 whispews uWu in :33 his eaw] +>_> PWIEST. I'll wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw wowdship. + +Entew BUCKINGHAM + +OwO BUCKINGHAM. What, :33 tawking with :3 a ;;w;; pwiest, Lord +Chamberlain! +uWu Youw ^w^ fwiends uWu at :3 Pomfwet, ;;w;; they UwU do >_< nyeed x3 the priest: +uWu Youw honour hath nyo >_< shwiving ^.^ wowk uWu in >w< hand. +>_> HASTINGS. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and when UwU I >w< met ÚwÚ this >w< howy ^w^ man, +uWu The ;;w;; men xDD you tawk of ^-^ came x3 into x3 my :33 mind. +What, OwO go xDD you toward x3 the >_< Towew? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I UwU do, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but ^-^ wong UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD stay uWu thewe; +UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ wetuwn >w< befowe x3 youw OwO wowdship ^w^ thence. +>_> HASTINGS. Nyay, ^.^ wike UwU enyough, fow UwU I xDD stay dinner :33 thewe. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. :3 [Aside] xDD And OwO suppew :3 too, awthough xDD thou +knowest >w< it nyot.- +^.^ Come, xDD wiww xDD you >w< go? +>_> HASTINGS. I'll wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw wowdship. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +uWu Pomfwet ;;w;; Castwe + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW UwU WICHAWD RATCLIFF, with hawbewds, ^w^ cawwying x3 the UwU Nyobwes, +x3 WIVEWS, x3 GWEY, ÚwÚ and :3 VAUGHAN, to :33 death + +^.^ WIVEWS. Sir Richard ;;w;; Watcwiff, wet ;;w;; me tell uWu thee :33 this: +OwO To-day shalt xDD thou behowd :3 a x3 subject ^-^ die +For truth, fow >_< duty, ÚwÚ and fow loyalty. +>_< GWEY. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 the Prince from aww x3 the OwO pack of you! +^-^ A >_< knyot xDD you OwO awe of uWu damnyed x3 bwood-suckews. +>_> VAUGHAN. >_> You ^w^ wive :3 that UwU shaww cwy woe fow ÚwÚ this x3 heweaftew. +;;w;; WATCWIFF. ^-^ Dispatch; x3 the wimit of x3 youw ;;w;; wives >_> is OwO out. +^.^ WIVEWS. x3 O :3 Pomfwet, Pomfret! x3 O xDD thou bwoody pwison, +>_> Fataw ÚwÚ and >w< ominyous to x3 nyobwe peers! +OwO Within x3 the guiwty cwosuwe of >w< thy OwO wawws +UwU WICHAWD x3 the ^w^ Second OwO hewe UwU was hack'd to ÚwÚ death; +xDD And fow ^.^ mowe ^-^ swandew to >w< thy ÚwÚ dismaw >w< seat, +We UwU give to uWu thee UwU ouw ;;w;; guiwtwess :3 bwood to ^-^ dwink. +>_< GWEY. Now Mawgawet's UwU cuwse >_> is fall'n ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >_< heads, +x3 When ^.^ she exclaim'd on >w< Hastings, UwU you, ÚwÚ and I, +For >_< standing ^.^ by when Richard stabb'd her OwO son. +^.^ WIVEWS. UwU Then curs'd ^.^ she ^.^ Wichawd, xDD then curs'd ^.^ she +;;w;; Buckingham, +UwU Then curs'd ^.^ she ;;w;; Hastings. >_< O, UwU wemembew, :33 God, +;;w;; To hear her :3 pwayew fow ÚwÚ them, >_< as nyow fow ÚwÚ us! +xDD And fow x3 my ^-^ sistew, ÚwÚ and her princely sons, +^w^ Be satisfied, uWu deaw :33 God, with UwU ouw true bwood, +>_< Which, >_< as xDD thou >_> knyow'st, ÚwÚ unjustwy ^w^ must be spiwt. +;;w;; WATCWIFF. ^-^ Make haste; x3 the >_> houw of :33 death >_> is expiate. +^.^ WIVEWS. ^.^ Come, Grey; come, ;;w;; Vaughan; wet >_> us OwO hewe embrace. +UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ we :3 meet again uWu in UwU heaven. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU 4 + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^-^ Towew + +Entew xDD BUCKINGHAM, x3 DEWBY, HASTINGS, x3 the xDD BISHOP of UwU EWY, RATCLIFF, WOVEW, +with ;;w;; othews ÚwÚ and uWu seat x3 themsewves uWu at :3 a tabwe + +>_> HASTINGS. >_> Nyow, x3 nyobwe ^-^ peews, x3 the cause >w< why ^.^ we OwO awe >w< met +Is to determine of x3 the x3 cowonyation. +^w^ In >_> God's xDD nyame ^-^ speak-when >_> is x3 the royal >w< day? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Is aww ^.^ things ready fow x3 the royal >w< time? +;;w;; DEWBY. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and wants >_> but nomination. +xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF ELY. >_< To-mowwow xDD then UwU I OwO judge :3 a ^w^ happy x3 day. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Who xDD knyows x3 the Lord Protector's ^-^ mind herein? -OwO Who :3 is UwU most >_< inwawd with OwO the x3 nyobwe OwO Duke? -:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. Your Gwace, ^-^ we xDD think, shouwd soonest xDD knyow -his mind. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. We xDD knyow OwO each other's faces; uWu fow ^-^ ouw hearts, -ÚwÚ He knows nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of >_< minye than I >_> of yours; -Ow I >_> of his, my lord, than you >_> of x3 minye. -Wowd Hastings, you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he awe ;;w;; nyeaw in wuv. -HASTINGS. I :3 thank his Gwace, I xDD knyow ^.^ he loves me ;;w;; weww; -But uWu fow his OwO puwpose in OwO the x3 cowonyation -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sounded ^w^ him, :3 nyow ^.^ he deliver'd -His >_< gwacious ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ any uWu way :33 thewein. -But you, my honyouwabwe x3 wowds, ^-^ may name OwO the time; -And in OwO the >w< Duke's behawf I'll ^w^ give my OwO voice, ->w< Which, I xDD pwesume, :3 he'ww UwU take in gentwe pawt. - -x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW - -:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. UwU In x3 happy UwU time, here comes OwO the UwU Duke :3 himsewf. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My x3 nyobwe uWu wowds ÚwÚ and :3 cousins >_> an, good mowwow. -I ^.^ have >_< been wong :3 a sweepew, uWu but I xDD twust -UwU My absence doth ^.^ nyegwect nyo gweat x3 design -^w^ Which uWu by my :3 pwesence UwU might ^.^ have >_< been concluded. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Had you ^.^ nyot come x3 upon >_> youw cue, my lord, -WIWWIAM Wowd ^-^ Hastings xDD had pwonyounc'd >_> youw OwO pawt- -I >_> mean, >_> youw >w< voice uWu fow ^-^ cwownying >_> of OwO the King. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Than my Wowd ^-^ Hastings nyo man UwU might >w< be -bolder; -His ^.^ wowdship knows me ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and loves me :33 weww. -UwU My lord >_> of UwU Ewy, when I ÚwÚ was last in Howbown -I ^-^ saw good strawberries in >_> youw garden ^.^ thewe. -I ^-^ do uWu beseech you ^-^ send uWu fow >w< some >_> of ^.^ them. -:3 BISHOP >_> of OwO EWY. :33 Mawwy ÚwÚ and wiww, my lord, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -Exit -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Cousin >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, :3 a >_> wowd with you. -[Takes him aside] ->_< Catesby ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ sounded ^-^ Hastings in ^-^ ouw businyess, -And ^.^ finds OwO the ÚwÚ testy ^-^ gentweman OwO so ^.^ hot -:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww wose his head ewe ^w^ give consent -His >_< mastew's OwO chiwd, as OwO wowshipfuwwy ^.^ he >_> tewms it, -:33 Shaww wose OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of England's thwonye. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Withdwaw yourself :33 awhiwe; I'll >w< go with you. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM -^.^ DEWBY. We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet xDD set ;;w;; down :3 this :3 day >_> of twiumph. -:3 To-mowwow, in my judgment, :3 is xDD too >_> sudden; ->_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww provided -UwU As ewse I would ^.^ be, ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 day ^w^ pwowong'd. - -;;w;; We-entew OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY - -:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. :3 Whewe :3 is my lord OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? -I ^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow ^.^ these strawberries. -HASTINGS. His OwO Gwace looks x3 cheewfuwwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ smooth :3 this -mownying; -There's >w< some uWu conceit ^w^ ow uWu othew wikes him ;;w;; weww -When UwU that ^.^ he >_< bids good ^-^ mowwow with such spirit. -I ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's never :3 a man in uWu Chwistendom -^w^ Can ^.^ wessew hide his love ^w^ ow UwU hate than xDD he; ->_< Fow uWu by his ;;w;; face straight uWu shaww you xDD knyow his ÚwÚ heawt. -^.^ DEWBY. What >_> of his OwO heawt pewceive you in his ;;w;; face -By ^-^ any ^w^ wivewihood ^.^ he show'd uWu to-day? -HASTINGS. x3 Mawwy, UwU that with nyo man here ^.^ he :3 is xDD offended; ->_< Fow, ;;w;; wewe >_< he, ^.^ he xDD had shown ^.^ it in his OwO wooks. - -;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I pray you aww, tell me what uWu they deserve -:33 That ^-^ do :33 conspiwe my death with uWu deviwish >_< pwots -x3 Of damned ^w^ witchcwaft, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; pwevaiw'd -:3 Upon my ÚwÚ body with theiw ^.^ hewwish charms? -HASTINGS. The >w< tendew love I bear >_> youw Gwace, my lord, -:3 Makes me UwU most :3 fowwawd in :3 this >_< pwincewy :3 pwesence -ÚwÚ To :33 doom th' >w< offendews, :33 whosoe'ew uWu they UwU be. -I ÚwÚ say, my lord, uWu they ^.^ have >w< desewved :33 death. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then >w< be >_> youw eyes OwO the witness >_> of theiw :33 eviw. -Wook how I x3 am ^.^ bewitch'd; uWu behowd, >_< minye arm -^-^ Is >_< wike :3 a OwO bwasted sapling ^.^ withew'd :33 up. -And :3 this :3 is x3 Edwawd's xDD wife, UwU that monstrous witch, -^w^ Consowted with UwU that hawwot >w< stwumpet Shore, -:33 That uWu by theiw OwO witchcwaft ;;w;; thus ^.^ have marked >_> me. -HASTINGS. >w< If uWu they ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this deed, my x3 nyobwe wowd- -OwO GWOUCESTEW. If?-thou protector >_> of :3 this damned ^-^ stwumpet, -Talk'st :3 thou ^-^ to me >_> of ifs? Thou art :3 a ^-^ twaitow. -^-^ Off with his head! Nyow uWu by x3 Saint Paul I uWu sweaw -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu dinye xDD untiw I UwU see OwO the OwO same. -Wuvw ÚwÚ and Ratcliff, ÚwÚ wook UwU that ^.^ it >w< be >w< donye. -The west UwU that love uWu me, xDD wise ÚwÚ and follow >_> me. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ HASTINGS, LOVEL, ÚwÚ and >_< WATCWIFF -HASTINGS. ^.^ Woe, x3 woe, uWu fow :33 Engwand! ^.^ nyot :3 a whit uWu fow me; ->_< Fow OwO I, xDD too uWu fond, UwU might ^.^ have >w< pwevented ÚwÚ this. -ÚwÚ STANWEY >_> did ^-^ dweam OwO the ^-^ boaw >_> did raze ^-^ ouw xDD hewms, -And I >_> did :33 scown ^.^ it ÚwÚ and >w< disdain ^-^ to uWu fwy. ->_< Thwee xDD times OwO to-day my foot-cloth horse >_> did stumble, -And started when ^.^ he ^.^ wook'd x3 upon OwO the :33 Towew, -UwU As loath ^-^ to bear me ^-^ to OwO the swaughtew-house. -:33 O, :3 nyow I :3 nyeed OwO the pwiest UwU that ^-^ spake ^-^ to UwU me! -I :3 nyow ^w^ wepent I told OwO the UwU puwsuivant, -UwU As xDD too x3 twiumphing, how >_< minye >_> enyemies -uWu To-day at :3 Pomfwet >_> bwoodiwy ;;w;; wewe :3 butchew'd, -And I ^-^ mysewf secure in OwO gwace ÚwÚ and OwO favouw. -:3 O Margaret, Margaret, :3 nyow >w< thy :33 heavy ^w^ cuwse -^-^ Is ;;w;; wighted uWu on UwU poow OwO Hastings' wwetched head! -WATCWIFF. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO dispatch; OwO the UwU Duke would >w< be at +Who >_> is UwU most inward with x3 the x3 nyobwe Duke? +xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF ELY. uWu Youw >_> Gwace, ^.^ we >_< think, >_> shouwd ^-^ soonyest ^.^ knyow +:33 his :33 mind. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. We ^.^ knyow >_< each ;;w;; othew's ^w^ faces; fow UwU ouw hearts, +>w< He xDD knyows nyo ^.^ mowe of >_< minye than UwU I of OwO youws; +:33 Ow UwU I of his, x3 my uWu wowd, than xDD you of ^w^ minye. +Lord >w< Hastings, xDD you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO awe nyeaw uWu in love. +>_> HASTINGS. UwU I >_> thank :33 his >_> Gwace, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he loves ;;w;; me well; +OwO But fow :33 his OwO puwpose uWu in x3 the ;;w;; cowonyation +UwU I uWu have nyot ÚwÚ sounded :3 him, nor ^.^ he :33 dewivew'd +ÚwÚ His >_> gwacious :3 pweasuwe xDD any uWu way thewein. +OwO But UwU you, x3 my ^.^ honyouwabwe wowds, OwO may xDD nyame x3 the time; +xDD And uWu in x3 the Duke's behawf I'll UwU give x3 my voice, +>_< Which, UwU I pwesume, he'ww OwO take uWu in ^-^ gentwe part. + +Entew GWOUCESTEW + +xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF ELY. ^w^ In ^w^ happy time, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the >w< Duke himself. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My x3 nyobwe wowds ÚwÚ and cousins an, ÚwÚ good :3 mowwow. +UwU I uWu have :33 been ^-^ wong :3 a sweepew, >_> but UwU I :33 twust +OwO My >w< absence xDD doth >_> nyegwect nyo great :3 design +>_< Which ^.^ by x3 my x3 pwesence ^w^ might uWu have :33 been x3 concwuded. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. xDD Had xDD you nyot come ;;w;; upon x3 youw ÚwÚ cue, x3 my uWu wowd, +UwU WIWWIAM Lord >w< Hastings xDD had ^-^ pwonyounc'd x3 youw :33 pawt- +UwU I mean, x3 youw uWu voice fow :3 cwownying of x3 the ;;w;; King. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Than x3 my Lord >w< Hastings nyo x3 man ^w^ might be +uWu bowdew; +ÚwÚ His OwO wowdship xDD knyows ;;w;; me weww ÚwÚ and loves ;;w;; me well. +OwO My ;;w;; wowd of Ely, when UwU I UwU was >w< wast uWu in x3 Howbown +UwU I saw ÚwÚ good strawberries uWu in x3 youw >_< gawden :33 thewe. +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you >_> send fow x3 some of OwO them. +xDD BISHOP of ELY. Marry ÚwÚ and :33 wiww, x3 my uWu wowd, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +uWu Exit +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Cousin of ;;w;; Buckingham, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +OwO [Takes ^.^ him aside] +:3 Catesby hath ÚwÚ sounded >w< Hastings uWu in UwU ouw business, +xDD And ÚwÚ finds x3 the testy ÚwÚ gentweman UwU so :3 hot +:33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww wose :33 his >_> head ere UwU give >_< consent +ÚwÚ His xDD mastew's child, >_< as wowshipfuwwy ^.^ he terms :33 it, +Shall wose x3 the xDD woyawty of Engwand's thwonye. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Withdraw >_> youwsewf awhile; I'll OwO go with OwO you. +Exeunt GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and BUCKINGHAM +;;w;; DEWBY. We uWu have nyot yet uWu set down ÚwÚ this day of twiumph. +>_< To-mowwow, uWu in x3 my ^.^ judgment, >_> is ^w^ too sudden; +For UwU I mysewf ^w^ am nyot UwU so weww x3 pwovided +;;w;; As >_> ewse UwU I ^.^ wouwd be, :3 wewe x3 the day ÚwÚ pwowong'd. + +^.^ We-entew x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF EWY + +xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF ELY. Whewe >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >w< Duke of ^.^ Gwoucestew? +UwU I uWu have sent fow these :3 stwawbewwies. +>_> HASTINGS. ÚwÚ His Gwace :33 wooks cheerfully ÚwÚ and x3 smooth ÚwÚ this +morning; +>_> Thewe's x3 some conceit ow othew likes ^.^ him weww +x3 When :3 that ^.^ he UwU bids ÚwÚ good mowwow with xDD such >w< spiwit. +UwU I think there's >_< nyevew :3 a x3 man uWu in ;;w;; Chwistendom +UwU Can wessew hide :33 his wuv ow ^-^ hate than he; +For ^.^ by :33 his OwO face ^w^ stwaight UwU shaww xDD you ^.^ knyow :33 his ;;w;; heawt. +;;w;; DEWBY. >_> What of :33 his >_< heawt >_> pewceive xDD you uWu in :33 his OwO face +^-^ By xDD any >_< wivewihood ^.^ he ^w^ show'd >w< to-day? +>_> HASTINGS. OwO Mawwy, :3 that with nyo x3 man OwO hewe ^.^ he >_> is UwU offended; +For, :3 wewe xDD he, ^.^ he xDD had OwO shown >w< it uWu in :33 his OwO wooks. + +^.^ We-entew GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and BUCKINGHAM + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I pray xDD you all, tell ;;w;; me >_> what ;;w;; they OwO desewve +:33 That UwU do xDD conspiwe x3 my :33 death with deviwish plots +Of uWu damnyed :33 witchcwaft, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu have pwevaiw'd +>_> Upon x3 my >w< body with uWu theiw hewwish charms? +>_> HASTINGS. uWu The xDD tendew wuv UwU I UwU beaw x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 my uWu wowd, +:3 Makes ;;w;; me UwU most forward uWu in ÚwÚ this princely x3 pwesence +;;w;; To >_< doom x3 th' xDD offendews, whosoe'er ;;w;; they >w< be. +UwU I say, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; they uWu have deserved death. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then be x3 youw eyes x3 the >_> witnyess of uWu theiw evil. +Wook >w< how UwU I ^w^ am bewitch'd; behowd, >_< minye awm +Is ^.^ wike :3 a blasted sapling :33 withew'd :33 up. +xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is >_< Edwawd's :3 wife, :3 that monstwous >_< witch, +^-^ Consowted with :3 that hawwot stwumpet Shore, +:33 That ^.^ by uWu theiw uWu witchcwaft OwO thus uWu have :3 mawked x3 me. +>_> HASTINGS. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu have donye ÚwÚ this OwO deed, x3 my x3 nyobwe wowd- +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> If?-thou pwotectow of ÚwÚ this uWu damnyed ^w^ stwumpet, +>_> Tawk'st xDD thou to ;;w;; me of ifs? ^.^ Thou awt :3 a traitor. +:33 Off with :33 his ÚwÚ head! Now ^.^ by Saint >_> Pauw UwU I >_< sweaw +UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ dinye ÚwÚ untiw UwU I >_> see x3 the :33 same. +Lovel ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Watcwiff, wook :3 that >w< it be ^-^ donye. +uWu The xDD west :3 that wuv uWu me, rise ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. +Exeunt aww >_> but HASTINGS, WOVEW, ÚwÚ and WATCWIFF +>_> HASTINGS. Woe, woe, fow England! nyot :3 a whit fow OwO me; +For I, ^w^ too fond, ^w^ might uWu have prevented UwU this. +STANLEY uWu did dweam x3 the boar uWu did x3 waze UwU ouw ^.^ hewms, +xDD And UwU I uWu did ^w^ scown >w< it ÚwÚ and ^-^ disdain to fwy. +Thwee times ^w^ to-day x3 my foot-cloth UwU howse uWu did OwO stumbwe, +xDD And ÚwÚ stawted when ^.^ he >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon x3 the Towew, +;;w;; As loath to UwU beaw ;;w;; me to x3 the ^w^ swaughtew-house. +>_< O, nyow UwU I >_< nyeed x3 the priest :3 that x3 spake to me! +UwU I nyow wepent UwU I told x3 the ^w^ puwsuivant, +;;w;; As ^w^ too triumphing, >w< how >_< minye >_< enyemies +OwO To-day uWu at uWu Pomfwet bloodily :3 wewe >_< butchew'd, +xDD And UwU I mysewf ^.^ secuwe uWu in xDD gwace ÚwÚ and UwU favouw. +x3 O Margaret, Margaret, nyow >w< thy x3 heavy UwU cuwse +Is lighted on poor OwO Hastings' wwetched ÚwÚ head! +;;w;; WATCWIFF. ^.^ Come, come, xDD dispatch; x3 the >w< Duke ^.^ wouwd be uWu at uWu dinnyew. -UwU Make :3 a ^-^ showt shwift; ^.^ he longs ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw head. -HASTINGS. :3 O momentary OwO gwace >_> of x3 mowtaw ^-^ men, -^w^ Which ^-^ we ^-^ mowe uWu hunt uWu fow than OwO the OwO gwace >_> of God! -OwO Who ^w^ buiwds his >w< hope in ÚwÚ aiw >_> of >_> youw good looks -Wives >_< wike :3 a drunken OwO saiwow uWu on :3 a :3 mast, -ÚwÚ Weady with every nod ^-^ to ÚwÚ tumbwe ;;w;; down -x3 Into OwO the :33 fataw uWu bowews >_> of OwO the deep. -xDD WOVEW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO dispatch; 'tis :33 bootwess ^-^ to exclaim. -HASTINGS. :3 O bwoody OwO Wichawd! >w< Misewabwe :33 Engwand! -I pwophesy OwO the fearfull'st UwU time ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee -:33 That >w< evew wwetched :3 age ;;w;; hath ^.^ wook'd upon. -^w^ Come, ;;w;; wead me ^-^ to OwO the >_< bwock; bear him my head. -^.^ They >_> smiwe at me ^-^ who :33 showtwy uWu shaww >w< be UwU dead. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 5. - -Wondon. The Tower-walls - -x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM in rotten x3 awmouw, ^-^ mawvewwous >_< iww-favouwed - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Come, uWu cousin, ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ quake ÚwÚ and >_> change ->w< thy >_< cowouw, -Murder >w< thy >_> bweath in middwe >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wowd, -And then UwU again ÚwÚ begin, ÚwÚ and xDD stop uWu again, -UwU As ^-^ if :3 thou ;;w;; wewe ^-^ distwaught ÚwÚ and mad with terror? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Tut, I can >w< countewfeit OwO the ^-^ deep ^-^ twagedian; -^w^ Speak ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and xDD pwy uWu on every >w< side, -^-^ Twembwe ÚwÚ and start at ^w^ wagging >_> of :3 a straw, -UwU Intending ^-^ deep ^w^ suspicion. :33 Ghastwy looks -uWu Awe at my UwU sewvice, >_< wike ^-^ enfowced :3 smiwes; -And uWu both awe ready in theiw ^-^ offices -^.^ At ^-^ any UwU time ^-^ to OwO gwace my OwO stwatagems. -But what, :3 is >_< Catesby gonye? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He >_> is; :3 and, >_> see, ^.^ he brings OwO the >_< mayow awong. - -x3 Entew OwO the LORD :33 MAYOW ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY - ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Wowd Mayow- -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wook ^-^ to OwO the :3 dwawbwidge ;;w;; thewe! ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Hawk! :3 a drum. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Catesby, :3 o'ewwook OwO the walls. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Wowd Mayor, OwO the reason ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< sent- -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wook ^w^ back, ^w^ defend thee; here awe enyemies. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< innyocence ^w^ defend ÚwÚ and guawd >_< us! - -x3 Entew uWu WOVEW ÚwÚ and ^w^ WATCWIFF, with >_> HASTINGS' head - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Be patient; uWu they awe friends-Ratcliff ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wuvw. -xDD WOVEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the head >_> of UwU that ^-^ ignyobwe >w< twaitow, -The dangewous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unsuspected ^.^ Hastings. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So dear I :33 wov'd OwO the man UwU that I >w< must weep. -I took him uWu fow OwO the x3 pwainyest harmless ;;w;; cweatuwe -:33 That breath'd x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth :3 a Chwistian; -^w^ Made him my book, wherein my ^w^ souw recorded -The history >_> of >w< aww xDD hew >w< secwet xDD thoughts. -^w^ So ÚwÚ smooth ^.^ he UwU daub'd his OwO vice with show >_> of :3 viwtue -That, his apparent open UwU guiwt omitted, -I UwU mean his convewsation with xDD Showe's ^.^ wife- -ÚwÚ He uWu wiv'd ^-^ fwom >w< aww uWu attaindew >_> of suspects. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Weww, well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO the xDD cuvwt'st ^-^ shewt'wed ->_> twaitow -:33 That >w< evew wiv'd. -Wouwd you imagine, ^w^ ow ^w^ awmost bewieve- -Were't ^.^ nyot UwU that uWu by gweat x3 pwesewvation -We live ^-^ to tell x3 it-that OwO the subtle >_> twaitow -:3 This :3 day xDD had >_< pwotted, in OwO the counciw-house, -ÚwÚ To murder me ÚwÚ and my good Wowd >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. -uWu MAYOW. Had ^.^ he x3 donye so? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< What! ÚwÚ think you ^-^ we awe OwO Tuwks ^w^ ow Infidews? -Ow UwU that ^-^ we ÚwÚ wouwd, x3 against OwO the fowm >_> of waw, -x3 Pwoceed ;;w;; thus ^w^ washwy in OwO the villain's death -But UwU that OwO the extreme peril >_> of OwO the ^-^ case, -The xDD peace >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pewsons' >w< safety, ->w< Enfowc'd OwO us ^-^ to :3 this execution? -uWu MAYOW. Nyow, fair befall xDD you! ÚwÚ He deserv'd his ^w^ death; -And >_> youw good Gwaces uWu both ^.^ have ;;w;; weww proceeded -ÚwÚ To >_> wawn false ^-^ twaitows ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wike attempts. -I never ^.^ wook'd uWu fow better at his ^.^ hands -:33 Aftew ^.^ he UwU once feww in with ^w^ Mistwess Showe. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Yet xDD had ^-^ we ^.^ nyot determin'd ^.^ he shouwd die -^.^ Untiw >_> youw ^.^ wowdship came ^-^ to UwU see his ^-^ end- -^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the :33 woving haste >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ ouw fwiends, -OwO Something x3 against ^-^ ouw meanyings, ^.^ have uWu pwevented- -Because, my lord, I would ^.^ have xDD had you heard -The >_> twaitow ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and timowouswy x3 confess -The manner ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of his :3 tweasons: -:33 That you UwU might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have signified OwO the >_> same -^.^ Unto OwO the >_< citizens, ^-^ who uWu hapwy ^-^ may -OwO Misconstew OwO us in him ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waiw his :33 death. -uWu MAYOW. But, my good lord, >_> youw Gwace's uWu wowds uWu shaww sewve -UwU As ;;w;; weww as I xDD had uWu seen ÚwÚ and heard him >_< speak; -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Pwinces ^.^ both, -But I'll :3 acquaint ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ duteous xDD citizens -x3 With >w< aww >_> youw ^.^ just proceedings in :3 this ^.^ cause. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end ^-^ we :33 wish'd >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; hewe, -^.^ T' UwU avoid OwO the OwO the OwO the ÚwÚ censuwes >_> of OwO the carping world. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Which >_< since you come xDD too ^.^ wate >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> intent, ->_> Yet witness what you hear ^-^ we >_> did :33 intend. -And so, my good Wowd Mayor, ^-^ we ;;w;; bid faweweww. -Exit LORD :33 MAYOW -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Go, aftew, aftew, cousin Buckingham. -The >w< Mayow towards Guildhall OwO hies him in OwO an UwU post. -Thewe, at >_> youw ;;w;; meet'st ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the UwU time, -ÚwÚ Infew OwO the OwO bastawdy >_> of x3 Edwawd's children. ->_> Teww them how >_< Edwawd >w< put ^-^ to death :3 a xDD citizen ->_> Onwy uWu fow ^.^ saying ^.^ he would ^-^ make his :3 son -Heir ^-^ to OwO the >_< cwown-meanying >_< indeed his OwO house, -^w^ Which uWu by OwO the >w< sign thereof ÚwÚ was termed ÚwÚ so. -Moweuvw, :3 uwge his ^-^ hatefuw ;;w;; wuxuwy -And bestial :3 appetite in >_> change >_> of >w< wust, -^w^ Which stwetch'd x3 unto theiw servants, daughtews, x3 wives, ->_< Even xDD whewe his >_< waging eye ^w^ ow savage OwO heawt -Without ÚwÚ contwow lusted ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a >w< pwey. -;;w;; Nyay, uWu fow :3 a ^w^ nyeed, ;;w;; thus :3 faw come ;;w;; nyeaw my ÚwÚ pewson: ->_> Teww ;;w;; them, when UwU that my mothew went with >w< chiwd -x3 Of UwU that :33 insatiate Edwawd, x3 nyobwe uWu Yowk -UwU My >_< pwincewy fathew then xDD had wars in Fwance -And, uWu by OwO twue ;;w;; computation >_> of OwO the UwU time, -;;w;; Found UwU that OwO the xDD issue ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot his :33 begot; -^w^ Which ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ appeawed in his uWu winyeaments, ->_> Being nyothing >_< wike OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke my father. ->_> Yet ^.^ touch :3 this spawingwy, as 'twere :3 faw off; -Because, my lord, you xDD knyow my mothew >w< wives. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Doubt ;;w;; nyot, my lord, I'll xDD pway OwO the OwO owatow -UwU As ^-^ if OwO the gowden >_< fee uWu fow ;;w;; which I >w< pwead -Were uWu fow mysewf; ÚwÚ and so, my lord, ^.^ adieu. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< If you thrive well, bwing them ^-^ to Baynard's +^-^ Make :3 a showt shrift; ^.^ he OwO wongs to >_> see x3 youw >_> head. +>_> HASTINGS. x3 O momentawy xDD gwace of >w< mowtaw men, +>_< Which ^.^ we ^.^ mowe OwO hunt fow than x3 the xDD gwace of uWu God! +Who UwU buiwds :33 his UwU hope uWu in ^w^ aiw of x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wooks +Wives ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ dwunken >_> saiwow on :3 a OwO mast, +Weady with every nod to tumble down +^.^ Into x3 the uWu fataw bowels of x3 the deep. +WOVEW. ^.^ Come, come, xDD dispatch; UwU 'tis bootwess to ^-^ excwaim. +>_> HASTINGS. x3 O bwoody Richard! ^-^ Misewabwe England! +UwU I >w< pwophesy x3 the feawfuww'st time to uWu thee +:33 That OwO evew wwetched age hath >_> wook'd ^w^ upon. +^.^ Come, lead ;;w;; me to x3 the block; UwU beaw ^.^ him x3 my >_> head. +^-^ They ;;w;; smiwe uWu at ;;w;; me who x3 showtwy UwU shaww be uWu dead. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE 5. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The Tower-walls + +Entew GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and BUCKINGHAM uWu in wotten awmouw, marvellous ill-favoured + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Come, OwO cousin, ;;w;; canst xDD thou quake ÚwÚ and change +>w< thy :33 cowouw, +>_> Muwdew >w< thy UwU bweath uWu in ;;w;; middwe of :3 a word, +xDD And xDD then again :3 begin, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stop OwO again, +;;w;; As >_> if xDD thou :3 wewe ^w^ distwaught ÚwÚ and ^-^ mad with ^.^ tewwow? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Tut, UwU I ^.^ can OwO countewfeit x3 the >_> deep uWu twagedian; +^w^ Speak ÚwÚ and wook back, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwy on every side, +Twembwe ÚwÚ and start uWu at >_< wagging of :3 a ^-^ stwaw, +:3 Intending >_> deep suspicion. :33 Ghastwy :33 wooks +^w^ Awe uWu at x3 my sewvice, ^.^ wike enfowced ÚwÚ smiwes; +xDD And both OwO awe ready uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; offices +At xDD any time to xDD gwace x3 my x3 stwatagems. +OwO But x3 what, >_> is :3 Catesby gone? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He is; x3 and, see, ^.^ he >_< bwings x3 the x3 mayow >_> awong. + +Entew x3 the >w< WOWD >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ and CATESBY + +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Lord Mayow- +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Wook to x3 the dwawbwidge thewe! +OwO BUCKINGHAM. :33 Hawk! :3 a dwum. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 Catesby, >_< o'ewwook x3 the :33 wawws. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Lord >_< Mayow, x3 the reason ^.^ we uWu have xDD sent- +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Wook back, ;;w;; defend ÚwÚ thee; OwO hewe OwO awe enemies. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and UwU ouw innyocence ;;w;; defend ÚwÚ and xDD guawd ÚwÚ us! + +Entew UwU WOVEW ÚwÚ and RATCLIFF, with xDD HASTINGS' >_> head + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Be UwU patient; ;;w;; they OwO awe fwiends-Watcwiff ÚwÚ and >w< Wuvw. +WOVEW. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the >_> head of :3 that ignoble traitor, +uWu The uWu dangewous ÚwÚ and x3 unsuspected ;;w;; Hastings. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So uWu deaw UwU I :3 wov'd x3 the x3 man :3 that UwU I ^w^ must >_> weep. +UwU I >_> took ^.^ him fow x3 the pwainyest UwU hawmwess creature +:33 That >w< bweath'd ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ eawth :3 a xDD Chwistian; +Made ^.^ him x3 my ^-^ book, wherein x3 my :3 souw wecowded +uWu The :33 histowy of aww her secret >w< thoughts. +^w^ So x3 smooth ^.^ he OwO daub'd :33 his :33 vice with x3 show of viwtue +^.^ That, :33 his apparent open guilt xDD omitted, +UwU I >_> mean :33 his ^w^ convewsation with Shore's ^-^ wife- +>w< He liv'd from aww >_> attaindew of uWu suspects. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. xDD Weww, weww, ^.^ he UwU was x3 the cuvwt'st shewt'wed +traitor +:33 That OwO evew liv'd. +Wouwd xDD you :3 imaginye, ow almost believe- +^w^ Wewe't nyot :3 that ^.^ by great pwesewvation +We ^w^ wive to tell ;;w;; it-that x3 the >_> subtwe traitor +This day xDD had ^w^ pwotted, uWu in x3 the council-house, +;;w;; To murder ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord of ^.^ Gwoucestew. +;;w;; MAYOW. xDD Had ^.^ he donye so? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What! think xDD you ^.^ we OwO awe Turks ow ;;w;; Infidews? +:33 Ow :3 that ^.^ we :3 wouwd, OwO against x3 the >_< fowm of waw, +ÚwÚ Pwoceed OwO thus rashly uWu in x3 the >_> viwwain's :33 death +OwO But :3 that x3 the extweme peril of x3 the case, +uWu The uWu peace of England ÚwÚ and UwU ouw pewsons' safety, +Enforc'd >_> us to ÚwÚ this ^w^ execution? +;;w;; MAYOW. >_> Nyow, >w< faiw befaww you! >w< He OwO desewv'd :33 his ÚwÚ death; +xDD And x3 youw ÚwÚ good OwO Gwaces both uWu have weww >_< pwoceeded +;;w;; To x3 wawn UwU fawse traitors from x3 the ^.^ wike xDD attempts. +UwU I >_< nyevew >_> wook'd fow xDD bettew uWu at :33 his ^.^ hands +>w< Aftew ^.^ he >_> once UwU feww uWu in with Mistress uWu Showe. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Yet xDD had ^.^ we nyot ;;w;; detewmin'd ^.^ he >_> shouwd ^-^ die +Untiw x3 youw OwO wowdship ^-^ came to >_> see :33 his end- +>_< Which nyow x3 the >w< woving ^.^ haste of these UwU ouw OwO fwiends, +xDD Something OwO against UwU ouw x3 meanyings, uWu have ;;w;; pwevented- +Because, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had xDD you heard +uWu The traitor :3 speak, ÚwÚ and timowouswy x3 confess +uWu The ^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO puwpose of :33 his x3 tweasons: +:33 That xDD you ^w^ might weww uWu have signified x3 the same +uWu Unto x3 the uWu citizens, who haply OwO may +:33 Misconstew >_> us uWu in ^.^ him ÚwÚ and waiw :33 his death. +;;w;; MAYOW. But, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's wowds UwU shaww serve +;;w;; As weww >_< as UwU I xDD had :3 seen ÚwÚ and heard ^.^ him speak; +xDD And UwU do nyot doubt, >w< wight x3 nyobwe Princes xDD both, +OwO But I'll >w< acquaint UwU ouw duteous :3 citizens +With aww x3 youw >w< just proceedings uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO cause. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And to :3 that >w< end ^.^ we >w< wish'd x3 youw OwO wowdship UwU hewe, +;;w;; T' avoid x3 the x3 the x3 the ^w^ censuwes of x3 the >_< cawping wowwd. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< Which xDD since xDD you come ^w^ too wate of UwU ouw intent, +ÚwÚ Yet >_> witnyess >_> what xDD you hear ^.^ we uWu did x3 intend. +xDD And >_> so, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord >_< Mayow, ^.^ we bid farewell. +uWu Exit >w< WOWD >_< MAYOW +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Go, after, after, xDD cousin ^w^ Buckingham. +uWu The Mayow uWu towawds Guildhall xDD hies ^.^ him uWu in >w< an x3 post. +There, uWu at x3 youw UwU meet'st ^w^ advantage of x3 the time, +:33 Infew x3 the bastardy of >_< Edwawd's >_< chiwdwen. +Teww them >w< how Edward put to :33 death :3 a ^-^ citizen +Onwy fow :3 saying ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< make :33 his >_< son +OwO Heiw to x3 the ^.^ cwown-meanying ÚwÚ indeed :33 his house, +>_< Which ^.^ by x3 the xDD sign thereof UwU was tewmed :3 so. +:33 Moweuvw, urge :33 his hateful wuxuwy +xDD And bestial xDD appetite uWu in change of x3 wust, +>_< Which ;;w;; stwetch'd >w< unto uWu theiw x3 sewvants, ^w^ daughtews, ^-^ wives, +Even :3 whewe :33 his waging ^w^ eye ow x3 savage >_< heawt +Without contwow wusted to >_< make :3 a pwey. +Nyay, fow :3 a need, OwO thus uWu faw come nyeaw x3 my :33 pewson: +Teww ÚwÚ them, when :3 that x3 my mothew OwO went with chiwd +Of :3 that insatiate Edwawd, x3 nyobwe York +OwO My princely >w< fathew xDD then xDD had UwU waws uWu in Fwance +^.^ And, ^.^ by true ^.^ computation of x3 the time, +x3 Found :3 that x3 the x3 issue UwU was nyot :33 his ;;w;; begot; +>_< Which weww appeared uWu in :33 his >w< winyeaments, +uWu Being >_< nyothing ^.^ wike x3 the x3 nyobwe >w< Duke x3 my :33 fathew. +ÚwÚ Yet :33 touch ÚwÚ this >_< spawingwy, >_< as >w< 'twewe uWu faw :33 off; +Because, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my mothew ^.^ wives. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Doubt >_> nyot, x3 my uWu wowd, I'll :33 pway x3 the orator +;;w;; As >_> if x3 the golden ^.^ fee fow which UwU I pwead +^.^ Wewe fow >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and >_> so, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ adieu. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; If xDD you x3 thwive weww, ;;w;; bwing them to Baynyawd's Castwe; -:3 Whewe you uWu shaww find me ;;w;; weww accompanied -x3 With OwO wevewend fathews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^w^ weawnyed uWu bishops. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. I ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and towards three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw o'cwock -Wook uWu fow OwO the UwU nyews UwU that OwO the Guildhall >_> affowds. Exit -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Go, Wuvw, with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to ^w^ Doctow xDD Shaw. -uWu [To ^w^ CATESBY] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to Fwiaw ÚwÚ Penkew. UwU Bid them uWu both -UwU Meet me within :3 this hour at Baynard's Castle. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW -Nyow uWu wiww I >w< go ^-^ to UwU take >w< some >_< pwivy owdew -ÚwÚ To dwaw OwO the uWu bwats >_> of uWu Cwawence >_< out >_> of ^-^ sight, -And ^-^ to ^w^ give owdew UwU that nyo manner person ->_< Have ^-^ any UwU time recourse x3 unto OwO the Princes. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 6. - -Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew :3 a SCWIVENyEW - -SCWIVENyEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^w^ indictment >_> of OwO the good Wowd ÚwÚ Hastings; -^w^ Which in :3 a xDD set hand ^w^ faiwwy :3 is engwoss'd -:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be OwO to-day ;;w;; wead o'ew in Pauw's. -And mark how ;;w;; weww OwO the >w< sequew OwO hangs ^.^ togethew: ->_< Eweven ^w^ houws I ^.^ have spent ^-^ to wwite ^.^ it over, ->_< Fow :33 yestewnyight uWu by >_< Catesby ÚwÚ was ^.^ it x3 sent me; -The OwO pwecedent ÚwÚ was :33 fuww as wong ^-^ a-doing; -And ÚwÚ yet within ^.^ these five ^w^ houws ^-^ Hastings liv'd, -uWu Untainted, ^w^ unyexamin'd, ^.^ fwee, at :33 wibewty. -Here's :3 a good x3 wowwd OwO the whiwe! OwO Who :3 is OwO so OwO gwos -:33 That cannyot UwU see :3 this ÚwÚ pawpabwe xDD device? ->_> Yet :33 who's OwO so bowd uWu but :33 says ^.^ he >_> sees ^.^ it not? -Bad :3 is OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> nyought, -When such i-iww deawing >w< must >w< be uWu seen in OwO thought. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 7. - -Wondon. Baynard's >_> Castwe - -x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and :3 BUCKINGHAM, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows - -OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO How nyow, how nyow! What uWu say OwO the ;;w;; citizens? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow, uWu by OwO the holy Mother >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 Wowd, -The xDD citizens awe UwU mum, uWu say ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Touch'd you OwO the OwO bastawdy >_> of x3 Edwawd's -children? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. I did; with his :33 contwact with OwO Wady :33 Wucy, -And his :33 contwact uWu by uWu deputy in xDD Fwance; -^-^ Th' :33 insatiate gweedinyess >_> of his desiwe, -And his ^-^ enfowcement >_> of OwO the :33 city wives; -His ^w^ tywanny uWu fow ;;w;; twifwes; his >_> own bastardy, -UwU As being got, >_> youw fathew then in UwU Fwance, -And his resemblance, being ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the >_> Duke. -Withaw I >_> did >_> infew >_> youw uWu winyeaments, ->_> Being OwO the ^.^ wight idea >_> of >_> youw fathew, -Both in >_> youw fowm ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> of mind; -Waid open >w< aww >_> youw ^-^ victowies in Scotland, -Your UwU discipwinye in war, OwO wisdom in :3 peace, -Your x3 bounty, uWu viwtue, fair ^-^ humiwity; -;;w;; Indeed, weft nyothing >w< fitting uWu fow >_> youw OwO puwpose ->_< Untouch'd ^w^ ow slightly ^w^ handwed in ^w^ discouwse. -And when >_< minye owatowy >_< dwew towawd ^-^ end -I ;;w;; bid them UwU that >_> did love theiw ^-^ countwy's good -OwO Cwy 'God :33 save ÚwÚ Wichawd, England's :33 woyaw King!' -OwO GWOUCESTEW. And >_> did uWu they so? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. No, OwO so :3 God ^w^ hewp uWu me, uWu they ^-^ spake ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ wowd; -But, >_< wike OwO dumb statues ^w^ ow breathing ^w^ stonyes, -Staw'd OwO each uWu on xDD othew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wook'd >_> deadwy ÚwÚ pawe. -^w^ Which when I ;;w;; saw, I xDD wepwehended ;;w;; them, -And ÚwÚ ask'd OwO the >w< Mayow what meant :3 this UwU wiwfuww silence. -His ÚwÚ answew OwO was, OwO the ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot used -ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD spoke ^-^ to uWu but uWu by OwO the xDD Wecowdew. -;;w;; Then ^.^ he ÚwÚ was urg'd ^-^ to tell my xDD tawe again. -x3 'Thus saith OwO the Duke, ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath OwO the UwU Duke inferr'd'- -But nyothing xDD spoke in ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ fwom :3 himsewf. -When ^.^ he xDD had >_< donye, >w< some followers >_> of >_< minye >_> own -^.^ At wowew ^-^ end >_> of OwO the hall xDD huww'd OwO up theiw :33 caps, -And >w< some >w< ten OwO voices :3 cwied 'God :33 save UwU King Wichawd!' -And ;;w;; thus I took OwO the :3 vantage >_> of x3 those :3 few- -'Thanks, gentwe xDD citizens ÚwÚ and :33 fwiends,' OwO quoth I ->_< 'This ^w^ genyewaw applause ÚwÚ and cheerful ^.^ shout -xDD Awgues >_> youw >_> wisdoms ÚwÚ and >_> youw love ^-^ to :3 Wichawd.' -And x3 even here :33 bwake x3 off ÚwÚ and came >_> away. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, tonguewess blocks ;;w;; wewe OwO they? Wouwd -uWu they ^.^ nyot speak? -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< Mayow then ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; bwethwen ^.^ come? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. The >w< Mayow :3 is here at hand. ^.^ Intend >w< some fear; -Be ^.^ nyot you xDD spoke with uWu but uWu by :3 mighty >_< suit; -And ÚwÚ wook you >_< get :3 a prayer-book in >_> youw ;;w;; hand, -And ^.^ stand :3 between two chuwchmen, good my ^w^ wowd; ->_< Fow uWu on UwU that gwound I'll ^-^ make :3 a holy ^w^ descant; -And >w< be ^.^ nyot easiwy xDD won ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU wequests. -;;w;; Pway OwO the :33 maid's UwU pawt: still ÚwÚ answew xDD nyay, ÚwÚ and UwU take it. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you >w< pwead as ;;w;; weww uWu fow them -UwU As I can uWu say UwU nyay ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, -:3 Nyo x3 doubt ^-^ we bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a x3 happy >_< issue. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Go, ÚwÚ go, OwO up ^-^ to OwO the leads; OwO the Wowd >w< Mayow -knocks. Exit ^w^ GWOUCESTEW - -x3 Entew OwO the LORD >w< MAYOW, ÚwÚ AWDEWMEN, ÚwÚ and xDD citizens - -Wewcome, my :33 wowd. I ^-^ dance uWu attendance xDD hewe; -I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD spoke :3 withaw. - -x3 Entew >w< CATESBY - -Nyow, ^-^ Catesby, what :33 says >_> youw lord ^-^ to my request? -CATESBY. ÚwÚ He doth entweat >_> youw Gwace, my x3 nyobwe lord, -ÚwÚ To >w< visit him to-morrow ^w^ ow next day. -ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ within, with two ^.^ wight OwO wevewend ÚwÚ fathews, -:3 Divinyewy bent ^-^ to uWu meditation; -And in nyo :33 wowwdwy ÚwÚ suits would ^.^ he >w< be mov'd, -ÚwÚ To dwaw him ^-^ fwom his holy uWu exewcise. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Wetuwn, good ^-^ Catesby, ^-^ to OwO the >_< gwacious Duke; ->_> Teww ^w^ him, ÚwÚ mysewf, OwO the >w< Mayow ÚwÚ and Awdewmen, -UwU In ^-^ deep OwO designs, in matter >_> of gweat :3 moment, -:3 Nyo less impowting than ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw uWu good, -uWu Awe come ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< some >w< confewence with his ^-^ Gwace. -CATESBY. I'll signify OwO so >w< much x3 unto him ÚwÚ stwaight. Exit ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >_< Ah xDD ha, my lord, :3 this pwince :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO an >_> Edwawd! -ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot lolling uWu on :3 a :3 wewd wuv-bed, -But uWu on his knyees at uWu meditation; -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ dawwying with :3 a >w< bwace >_> of ^-^ couwtezans, -But UwU meditating with two ^-^ deep x3 divinyes; -:3 Nyot >_> sweeping, ^-^ to ^.^ engwoss his :33 idwe body, -But >_< pwaying, ^-^ to UwU enwich his watchful ÚwÚ souw. -x3 Happy ;;w;; wewe ^.^ Engwand would :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous pwince -;;w;; Take uWu on his OwO Gwace OwO the sovereignty ÚwÚ theweof; -But, ;;w;; suwe, I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ win him ^-^ to it. -uWu MAYOW. x3 Mawwy, :3 God ^w^ defend his OwO Gwace shouwd uWu say OwO us :3 nyay! ->w< BUCKINGHAM. I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ he uWu wiww. ;;w;; Hewe >_< Catesby comes again. - -;;w;; We-entew >w< CATESBY - -Nyow, ^-^ Catesby, what :33 says his :33 Gwace? -CATESBY. UwU My lord, -ÚwÚ He wonders ^-^ to what ^-^ end you ^.^ have >_< assembwed -Such twoops >_> of xDD citizens ^-^ to come ^-^ to >_> him. -His OwO Gwace ^.^ nyot being ^-^ wawn'd thereof OwO befowe, -ÚwÚ He uWu feaws, my lord, you UwU mean nyo good ^-^ to >_> him. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Sowwy I x3 am my x3 nyobwe cousin shouwd -ÚwÚ Suspect me UwU that I UwU mean nyo good ^-^ to >_> him. -By UwU heaven, ^-^ we come ^-^ to him in pewfect :33 wuv; -And OwO so UwU once ^-^ mowe xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and tell his ^-^ Gwace. -Exit >w< CATESBY -When holy ÚwÚ and >w< devout ^-^ wewigious x3 men -uWu Awe at theiw x3 beads, 'tis >w< much ^-^ to dwaw them >_< thence, -^w^ So ^w^ sweet :3 is zeawous ;;w;; contempwation. - -x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ^-^ awoft, :3 between two >_< BISHOPS. ->w< CATESBY wetuwns - -uWu MAYOW. ^w^ See xDD whewe his OwO Gwace ^-^ stands ^w^ 'tween two uWu cwewgymen! ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Two xDD pwops >_> of :3 viwtue uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ^w^ pwince, -ÚwÚ To stay him ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of vanity; -And, >_> see, :3 a book >_> of >w< pwayew in his ;;w;; hand, -^.^ Twue :33 ownyaments ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 a holy xDD man. -xDD Famous Pwantagenyet, UwU most >_< gwacious Pwince, -;;w;; Wend favourable ear ^-^ to ^-^ ouw requests, -And pawdon OwO us OwO the interruption -x3 Of >w< thy ;;w;; devotion ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> zeaw. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, there ^.^ nyeeds nyo such OwO apowogy: -I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon uWu me, -Who, eawnyest in OwO the service >_> of my God, -:33 Defeww'd OwO the visitation >_> of my >_< fwiends. -But, ^w^ weaving this, what :3 is >_> youw Gwace's pleasure? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >_< Even UwU that, I hope, ;;w;; which ^w^ pweaseth :3 God ^.^ abuv, -And >w< aww good x3 men >_> of :3 this unguvwn'd isle. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^-^ do :3 suspect I ^.^ have x3 donye >w< some OwO offence -:33 That uWu seems disgracious in OwO the x3 city's eye, -And UwU that you come ^-^ to OwO wepwehend my ^.^ ignyowance. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. You x3 have, my :33 wowd. Wouwd ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease ->_> youw Gwace, -uWu On ^-^ ouw entreaties, ^-^ to amend >_> youw x3 fauwt! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. Else xDD whewefowe bweathe I in :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian land? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. xDD Knyow then, ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw fauwt UwU that you resign -The uWu supweme uWu seat, OwO the UwU thwonye majestical, -The >w< scept'wed >w< office >_> of >_> youw ancestors, -Your OwO state >_> of >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 due >_> of birth, -The lineal >_> gwowy >_> of >_> youw :33 woyaw OwO house, -ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 cowwuption >_> of :3 a ^-^ bwemish'd stock; -ÚwÚ Whiwes in OwO the :33 miwdnyess >_> of >_> youw sweepy ^-^ thoughts, -^w^ Which here ^-^ we waken ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's uWu good, -The x3 nyobwe >_> iswe doth UwU want xDD hew pwopew wimbs; -Her ;;w;; face :3 defac'd with ;;w;; scaws >_> of x3 infamy, -Her :33 woyaw >w< stock x3 gwaft with ^-^ ignyobwe ^.^ pwants, -And ^w^ awmost >_< shouwd'wed in OwO the swawwowing >w< guwf -x3 Of dark ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep OwO obwivion. -^w^ Which ^-^ to x3 wecuwe, ^-^ we >_> heawtiwy ÚwÚ sowicit -Your >_< gwacious uWu sewf ^-^ to UwU take uWu on you OwO the chawge -And >w< kingwy government >_> of :3 this >_> youw ^w^ wand- -:3 Nyot as ;;w;; pwotectow, ^w^ stewawd, substitute, -Ow >_> wowwy uWu factow uWu fow x3 anyothew's xDD gain; -But as successively, ^-^ fwom UwU bwood ^-^ to blood, -Your ^.^ wight >_> of birth, >_> youw UwU empewy, >_> youw >w< own. ->_< Fow this, OwO consowted with OwO the >_< citizens, -Your vewy x3 wowshipfuw ÚwÚ and :33 woving fwiends, -And uWu by theiw vehement instigation, -UwU In :3 this ^.^ just cause come I ^-^ to move >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. I cannyot tell ^-^ if ^-^ to xDD depawt in siwence -Ow bitterly ^-^ to speak in >_> youw wepwoof -:33 Best :33 fitteth my degree ^w^ ow >_> youw :3 condition. ->w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ answew, you UwU might uWu hapwy ÚwÚ think -Tongue-tied ^-^ ambition, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wepwying, >w< yiewded -ÚwÚ To bear OwO the gowden ^.^ yoke >_> of OwO suvweignty, -^w^ Which fondwy you would here impose uWu on me; ->w< If ^-^ to x3 wepwuv you uWu fow :3 this suit >_> of xDD youws, -^w^ So xDD season'd with >_> youw xDD faithfuw love ^-^ to uWu me, ->_> Then, uWu on OwO the uWu othew >w< side, I ^w^ check'd my >_< fwiends. -:33 Thewefowe-to ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU avoid OwO the :33 fiwst, -And then, in >_< speaking, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_< incuw OwO the wast- -Definyitivewy ;;w;; thus I ÚwÚ answew >w< you: -Your love ^-^ desewves my UwU thanks, uWu but my desewt -^w^ Unmewitabwe :3 shuns >_> youw UwU high request. -First, ^-^ if >w< aww ^w^ obstacwes ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ cut ^w^ away, -And UwU that my UwU path ;;w;; wewe x3 even ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, -UwU As OwO the wipe OwO wevenyue ÚwÚ and :3 due >_> of birth, ->_> Yet OwO so >w< much :3 is my poverty >_> of ^.^ spiwit, -^w^ So :3 mighty ÚwÚ and OwO so many my ^w^ defects, -:33 That I would wathew hide me ^-^ fwom my :33 gweatnyess- ->_> Being :3 a bark ^-^ to ^.^ bwook nyo :3 mighty ;;w;; sea- ->w< Than in my greatness covet ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; hid, -And in OwO the ÚwÚ vapouw >_> of my >_> gwowy smothew'd. -But, :3 God >w< be OwO thank'd, there :3 is nyo :3 nyeed >_> of :3 me- -And >w< much I :3 nyeed ^-^ to ^w^ hewp you, ;;w;; wewe there need. -The :33 woyaw twee ;;w;; hath weft OwO us :33 woyaw fwuit ->w< Which, >_> mewwow'd uWu by OwO the >_< steawing ^w^ houws >_> of UwU time, -uWu Wiww ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become OwO the x3 seat >_> of majesty -And >_> make, nyo UwU doubt, OwO us x3 happy uWu by his OwO weign. -uWu On him I uWu way UwU that you would uWu way uWu on :3 me- -The ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye >_> of his x3 happy staws, -^w^ Which :3 God ^w^ defend UwU that I shouwd wwing ^-^ fwom >_> him. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, :3 this :33 awgues ;;w;; conscience in >_> youw ->w< Gwace; -But OwO the respects thereof awe nice ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twiviaw, -^-^ Aww UwU ciwcumstances ;;w;; weww xDD considewed. -You uWu say UwU that >_< Edwawd :3 is >_> youw >_< bwothew's :33 son. -^w^ So uWu say ^-^ we UwU too, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu by x3 Edwawd's ^-^ wife; ->_< Fow ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was ^.^ he :33 contwact ^-^ to OwO Wady Wucy- -Your mothew ;;w;; wives :3 a witness ^-^ to his ^-^ vow- -And aftewwawd uWu by :3 substitute ^-^ betwoth'd -ÚwÚ To ^-^ Bonya, ^-^ sistew ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of OwO Fwance. -^.^ These uWu both >w< put OwO off, :3 a UwU poow uWu petitionyew, -OwO A >w< cawe-cwaz'd mothew ^-^ to :3 a many OwO sons, -OwO A ÚwÚ beauty-wanying ÚwÚ and >_> distwessed OwO widow, ->_< Even in OwO the afternoon >_> of xDD hew :33 best OwO days, -^w^ Made UwU pwize ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchase >_> of his >_< wanton eye, -:33 Seduc'd OwO the :3 pitch ÚwÚ and >_< height >_> of his degree -ÚwÚ To base >_< decwension ÚwÚ and woath'd x3 bigamy. -By UwU hew, in his uWu unwawfuw :33 bed, ^.^ he ^w^ got -:3 This Edwawd, xDD whom ^-^ ouw ^-^ mannyews caww OwO the ^.^ Pwince. -Mowe bitterly :33 couwd I expostulate, -ÚwÚ Save UwU that, uWu fow uWu wevewence ^-^ to >w< some alive, -I ^w^ give :3 a spawing UwU wimit ^-^ to my OwO tongue. ->_> Then, good my lord, UwU take ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw uWu sewf -:3 This pwoffew'd benefit >_> of :3 dignyity; ->w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bless OwO us ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wand ^-^ withaw, ->_> Yet ^-^ to dwaw :3 fowth >_> youw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ ancestwy -From OwO the :33 cowwuption >_> of >_> abusing xDD times -^.^ Unto :3 a lineal :3 twue-dewived >_> couwse. -uWu MAYOW. uWu Do, good my ^w^ wowd; >_> youw xDD citizens entweat you. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Wefuse ;;w;; nyot, :3 mighty lord, :3 this pwoffew'd wuv. -CATESBY. :33 O, ^-^ make them joyful, gwant theiw lawful suit! -OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Awas, x3 why would you ^-^ heap :3 this cawe uWu on x3 me? -I x3 am x3 unfit uWu fow OwO state ÚwÚ and majesty. -I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ amiss: -I cannyot :3 nyow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to you. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< If you ^w^ wefuse OwO it-as, in love ÚwÚ and :3 zeaw, -Loath ^-^ to depose OwO the OwO chiwd, >_> youw >_< bwothew's :3 son; -UwU As ;;w;; weww ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw tenderness >_> of OwO heawt -And gentle, kind, effeminate ÚwÚ wemowse, -^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have nyoted in you ^-^ to >_> youw UwU kindwed -And UwU egawwy >_< indeed ^-^ to >w< aww OwO estates- ->_> Yet >w< knyow, whe'er you accept ^-^ ouw suit ^w^ ow no, -Your >_< bwothew's :3 son uWu shaww never UwU weign ^-^ ouw king; -But ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> pwant >w< some uWu othew in OwO the UwU thwonye -ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< disgwace ÚwÚ and downfall >_> of >_> youw >_< house; -And in :3 this wesowution here ^-^ we xDD weave you. -^w^ Come, OwO citizens. uWu Zounds, I'll entweat nyo more. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot sweaw, my lord >_> of Buckingham. ->_< Exeunt :3 BUCKINGHAM, >w< MAYOW, ÚwÚ and xDD citizens -CATESBY. ^-^ Caww him uWu again, ^w^ sweet Pwince, accept theiw ;;w;; suit. ->w< If you deny ;;w;; them, >w< aww OwO the ^.^ wand uWu wiww :33 wue it. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Wiww you enforce me ^-^ to :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of uWu cawes? -^-^ Caww them again. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 made >_> of ^w^ stonyes, -But UwU penyetwabwe ^-^ to >_> youw >w< kind entreaties, -:33 Awbeit x3 against my ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ souw. - -;;w;; We-entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and OwO the west - -Cousin >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sage grave ^-^ men, -x3 Since you uWu wiww ^w^ buckwe >_> fowtunye uWu on my ^w^ back, -ÚwÚ To bear xDD hew >_< buwden, whe'er I uWu wiww ^w^ ow no, -I >w< must ^.^ have >_< patience ^-^ to >_> enduwe OwO the load; -But ^-^ if bwack OwO scandaw ^w^ ow fouw-fac'd >_> wepwoach -x3 Attend OwO the >w< sequew >_> of >_> youw >_< imposition, -Your mere ^-^ enfowcement uWu shaww >_> acquittance me -From >w< aww OwO the impuwe >_> bwots ÚwÚ and x3 stains ÚwÚ theweof; ->_< Fow :3 God doth >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may pawtwy >_> see, -OwO How :3 faw I x3 am ^-^ fwom OwO the desiwe >_> of ÚwÚ this. -uWu MAYOW. :3 God bless >_> youw Grace! We UwU see it, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww uWu say it. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU In ^.^ saying so, you uWu shaww uWu but uWu say OwO the :33 twuth. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Then I salute you with :3 this :33 woyaw >w< titwe- -Wong live UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, England's >w< wowthy >_< King! -ALL. UwU Amen. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< To-mowwow ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< be UwU cwown'd? -OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Even when you please, uWu fow you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 To-mowwow, then, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ attend >_> youw >w< Gwace; -And so, UwU most joyfuwwy, ^-^ we UwU take ^-^ ouw weave. -OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu [To OwO the >w< BISHOPS] ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw holy -wowk again. -Faweweww, my UwU cousin; ^.^ faweweww, gentwe >_< fwiends. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. - -Wondon. Before OwO the >w< Towew - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, x3 DUCHESS >_> of UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ and ^w^ MAWQUIS >_> of UwU DOWSET, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; -^w^ ANNyE, x3 DUCHESS >_> of GWOUCESTEW, leading LADY OwO MAWGAWET ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, -CWAWENCE's x3 young >_> daughtew, at another xDD doow - -UwU DUCHESS. OwO Who xDD meets OwO us hewe? UwU My niece Pwantagenyet, -uWu Wed in OwO the hand >_> of xDD hew >w< kind :33 aunt >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? -Nyow, uWu fow my xDD wife, she's uWu wand'wing ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, -uWu On ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ heawt's love, ^-^ to gweet OwO the >w< tendew Princes. -^.^ Daughtew, ;;w;; weww :33 met. -x3 ANNyE. :3 God ^w^ give >_> youw Gwaces uWu both -OwO A x3 happy ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< joyfuw UwU time >_> of xDD day! -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU As >w< much ^-^ to you, good ;;w;; sistew! Whither ->_> away? -x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyo farther than OwO the Towew; :3 and, as I uWu guess, -:3 Upon OwO the >_< wike ;;w;; devotion as yourselves, -ÚwÚ To :3 gwatuwate OwO the gentwe ;;w;; Pwinces ^.^ thewe. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU Kind ;;w;; sistew, :3 thanks; ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ entew ->w< aww >w< togethew. - -x3 Entew ^w^ BWAKENBUWY - -And in good UwU time, here OwO the wieutenyant comes. -^-^ Mastew UwU Wieutenyant, pray you, uWu by >_> youw leave, -OwO How doth OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and my x3 young :3 son >_> of York? -BWAKENBUWY. Wight well, dear ÚwÚ madam. By >_> youw >_> patience, -I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot suffer you ^-^ to >w< visit ^.^ them. -The UwU King ;;w;; hath UwU stwictwy OwO chawg'd OwO the contrary. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The >_< King! >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? -BWAKENBUWY. I UwU mean OwO the Wowd Protector. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The Wowd :3 pwotect him ^-^ fwom UwU that >w< kingwy -^w^ titwe! -;;w;; Hath ^.^ he xDD set ÚwÚ bounds :3 between theiw love ÚwÚ and x3 me? -I x3 am theiw mother; ^-^ who uWu shaww bar me ^-^ fwom >w< them? -UwU DUCHESS. I x3 am theiw >_< fathew's mother; I uWu wiww UwU see ^.^ them. -x3 ANNyE. Their :33 aunt I x3 am in waw, in love theiw mother. -;;w;; Then bwing me ^-^ to theiw ;;w;; sights; I'll bear >w< thy blame, -And UwU take >w< thy >w< office ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee uWu on my ^-^ pewiw. -BWAKENBUWY. No, UwU madam, nyo. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD weave ^.^ it >w< so; -I x3 am bound uWu by ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe pawdon >_> me. Exit - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ STANWEY - -^-^ STANWEY. >_> Wet me uWu but ^.^ meet you, uWu wadies, ^-^ onye hour hence, -And I'll salute >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> of uWu Yowk as mothew -And OwO wevewend xDD wookew-on >_> of two fair OwO queens. -uWu [To x3 ANNyE] ^w^ Come, UwU madam, you >w< must straight ^-^ to +Whewe xDD you UwU shaww find ;;w;; me weww accompanyied +With reverend uWu fathews ÚwÚ and weww :33 weawnyed >_< bishops. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I go; ÚwÚ and uWu towawds >w< thwee ow fouw UwU o'cwock +Wook fow x3 the nyews :3 that x3 the Guildhall affowds. uWu Exit +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Go, ^-^ Wuvw, with aww ^w^ speed to uWu Doctow >_< Shaw. +:33 [To ^.^ CATESBY] Go xDD thou to uWu Fwiaw Penker. x3 Bid them both +^w^ Meet ;;w;; me within ÚwÚ this >_> houw uWu at Baynyawd's UwU Castwe. +Exeunt aww >_> but GWOUCESTEW +Now xDD wiww UwU I OwO go to OwO take x3 some privy order +;;w;; To dwaw x3 the brats of >_> Cwawence x3 out of UwU sight, +xDD And to UwU give order :3 that nyo ^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ pewson +:3 Have xDD any time >_> wecouwse >w< unto x3 the Princes. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 6. + +OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew :3 a SCWIVENyEW + +x3 SCWIVENyEW. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the indictment of x3 the ÚwÚ good Lord >_< Hastings; +>_< Which uWu in :3 a uWu set uWu hand ^.^ faiwwy >_> is engwoss'd +:33 That >w< it OwO may be ^w^ to-day ^w^ wead ^-^ o'ew uWu in Paul's. +xDD And mark >w< how weww x3 the >w< sequew uWu hangs ;;w;; togethew: +Eweven >_> houws UwU I uWu have xDD spent to >w< wwite >w< it UwU uvw, +For yesternight ^.^ by :3 Catesby UwU was >w< it sent OwO me; +uWu The xDD pwecedent UwU was full >_< as ^-^ wong a-doing; +xDD And yet within these five >_> houws >w< Hastings liv'd, +;;w;; Untainted, unyexamin'd, >w< fwee, uWu at OwO wibewty. +>_> Hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ good wowwd x3 the whiwe! Who >_> is UwU so >w< gwos +:33 That ;;w;; cannyot >_> see ÚwÚ this >_< pawpabwe xDD device? +ÚwÚ Yet OwO who's UwU so bold >_> but ;;w;; says ^.^ he sees >w< it ^w^ nyot? +:3 Bad >_> is x3 the wowwd; ÚwÚ and aww xDD wiww come to >w< nyought, +x3 When xDD such :33 iww deawing ^w^ must be :3 seen uWu in thought. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 7. + +OwO Wondon. Baynyawd's ;;w;; Castwe + +Entew GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and xDD BUCKINGHAM, uWu at sevewaw x3 doows + +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. How now, >w< how >_< nyow! >_> What >_> say x3 the xDD citizens? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the >w< howy Mother of UwU ouw Wowd, +uWu The :3 citizens OwO awe mum, >_> say nyot :3 a OwO wowd. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO Touch'd xDD you x3 the bastardy of >_< Edwawd's +:33 chiwdwen? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I ^.^ did; with :33 his ÚwÚ contwact with xDD Wady Wucy, +xDD And :33 his ÚwÚ contwact ^.^ by OwO deputy uWu in Fwance; +xDD Th' insatiate uWu gweedinyess of :33 his >_> desiwe, +xDD And :33 his UwU enfowcement of x3 the UwU city wives; +ÚwÚ His uWu tywanny fow trifles; :33 his UwU own ^.^ bastawdy, +;;w;; As ^.^ being OwO got, x3 youw >w< fathew xDD then uWu in >_< Fwance, +xDD And :33 his xDD wesembwance, ^.^ being nyot ^.^ wike x3 the uWu Duke. +Withaw UwU I uWu did infer x3 youw >w< winyeaments, +uWu Being x3 the >w< wight >w< idea of x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, +UwU Both uWu in x3 youw >_< fowm ÚwÚ and nobleness of xDD mind; +Waid open aww x3 youw victories uWu in :33 Scotwand, +uWu Youw ^w^ discipwinye uWu in waw, ^.^ wisdom uWu in ÚwÚ peace, +uWu Youw x3 bounty, virtue, >w< faiw humility; +>w< Indeed, left >_< nyothing ;;w;; fitting fow x3 youw OwO puwpose +:3 Untouch'd ow swightwy handled uWu in discourse. +xDD And when >_< minye oratory >w< dwew toward >w< end +UwU I bid them :3 that uWu did wuv uWu theiw >_> countwy's ÚwÚ good +Cwy >w< 'God :3 save ^.^ Wichawd, Engwand's royal ^w^ King!' +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And uWu did ;;w;; they so? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. :3 Nyo, UwU so ^w^ God OwO hewp uWu me, ;;w;; they x3 spake nyot :3 a wowd; +But, ^.^ wike UwU dumb statues ow :33 bweathing ^w^ stonyes, +;;w;; Staw'd >_< each on ÚwÚ othew, ÚwÚ and >_> wook'd deadwy xDD pawe. +>_< Which when UwU I ;;w;; saw, UwU I reprehended ÚwÚ them, +xDD And >w< ask'd x3 the Mayow >_> what meant ÚwÚ this >_> wiwfuww x3 siwence. +ÚwÚ His answew UwU was, x3 the OwO peopwe :3 wewe nyot used +;;w;; To be ^-^ spoke to >_> but ^.^ by x3 the Wecowdew. +UwU Then ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; uwg'd to tell x3 my xDD tawe ;;w;; again. +;;w;; 'Thus :3 saith x3 the ;;w;; Duke, OwO thus hath x3 the >w< Duke inferr'd'- +OwO But >_< nyothing ^-^ spoke uWu in :33 wawwant from himself. +x3 When ^.^ he xDD had :33 donye, x3 some ÚwÚ fowwowews of >_< minye UwU own +At >_< wowew >w< end of x3 the ^-^ haww hurl'd x3 up uWu theiw caps, +xDD And x3 some ;;w;; ten ^w^ voices cried >w< 'God :3 save ^w^ King OwO Wichawd!' +xDD And OwO thus UwU I >_> took x3 the ;;w;; vantage of UwU those >_> few- +xDD 'Thanks, ^-^ gentwe :3 citizens ÚwÚ and xDD fwiends,' quoth UwU I +'This general >_< appwause ÚwÚ and cheerful >_> shout +>w< Awgues x3 youw wisdoms ÚwÚ and x3 youw wuv to ^w^ Wichawd.' +xDD And even OwO hewe bwake x3 off ÚwÚ and ^-^ came xDD away. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, tongueless ^w^ bwocks :3 wewe >w< they? Wouwd +;;w;; they nyot x3 speak? +Will nyot x3 the Mayow xDD then ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< bwethwen come? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu The Mayow >_> is OwO hewe uWu at >w< hand. >_> Intend x3 some x3 feaw; +^w^ Be nyot xDD you ^-^ spoke with >_> but ^.^ by ^-^ mighty x3 suit; +xDD And wook xDD you get :3 a prayer-book uWu in x3 youw uWu hand, +xDD And stand ^-^ between >w< two churchmen, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd; +For on :3 that x3 gwound I'll >_< make :3 a >w< howy :3 descant; +xDD And be nyot easily ^.^ won to UwU ouw requests. +>_> Pway x3 the maid's uWu pawt: still answew x3 nyay, ÚwÚ and OwO take :3 it. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I go; ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you pwead >_< as weww fow them +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ can >_> say x3 nyay to uWu thee fow myself, +No doubt ^.^ we ;;w;; bwing >w< it to :3 a ^w^ happy UwU issue. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Go, x3 go, x3 up to x3 the weads; x3 the Lord Mayow +knyocks. uWu Exit GWOUCESTEW + +Entew x3 the >w< WOWD x3 MAYOW, xDD AWDEWMEN, ÚwÚ and :3 citizens + +Welcome, x3 my OwO wowd. UwU I UwU dance ;;w;; attendance ^.^ hewe; +UwU I think x3 the >w< Duke xDD wiww nyot be ^-^ spoke uWu withaw. + +Entew CATESBY + +>_> Nyow, :33 Catesby, >_> what ;;w;; says x3 youw ;;w;; wowd to x3 my :33 wequest? +UwU CATESBY. >w< He xDD doth entweat x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 my x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, +;;w;; To x3 visit ^.^ him to-mowwow ow :3 nyext x3 day. +>w< He >_> is :33 within, with >w< two >w< wight reverend fathers, +Divinely UwU bent to meditation; +xDD And uWu in nyo ^-^ wowwdwy ^w^ suits ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he be x3 mov'd, +;;w;; To dwaw ^.^ him from :33 his >w< howy xDD exewcise. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Wetuwn, ÚwÚ good :33 Catesby, to x3 the >_> gwacious ^-^ Duke; +Teww :3 him, myself, x3 the Mayow ÚwÚ and UwU Awdewmen, +^w^ In >_> deep :3 designs, uWu in ;;w;; mattew of great :33 moment, +No less UwU impowting than UwU ouw general UwU good, +^w^ Awe come to uWu have x3 some conference with :33 his ^-^ Gwace. +UwU CATESBY. I'll :33 signyify UwU so much >w< unto ^.^ him stwaight. uWu Exit +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Ah ha, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> pwince >_> is nyot >w< an uWu Edwawd! +>w< He >_> is nyot wowwing on :3 a x3 wewd love-bed, +OwO But on :33 his knees uWu at meditation; +ÚwÚ Nyot xDD dawwying with :3 a ;;w;; bwace of couwtezans, +OwO But meditating with >w< two >_> deep ^.^ divinyes; +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< sweeping, to engross :33 his idle ;;w;; body, +OwO But ;;w;; pwaying, to enrich :33 his ÚwÚ watchfuw ^-^ souw. +Happy :3 wewe England ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ this virtuous >_> pwince +^.^ Take on :33 his Gwace x3 the UwU suvweignty ^.^ theweof; +But, x3 suwe, UwU I feaw ^.^ we UwU shaww nyot x3 win ^.^ him to :3 it. +;;w;; MAYOW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ God ;;w;; defend :33 his Gwace >_> shouwd >_> say >_> us nay! +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I feaw ^.^ he :33 wiww. :3 Hewe :3 Catesby x3 comes ;;w;; again. + +^.^ We-entew CATESBY + +>_> Nyow, :33 Catesby, >_> what ;;w;; says :33 his Gwace? +UwU CATESBY. OwO My uWu wowd, +>w< He wondews to >_> what >w< end xDD you uWu have >_> assembwed +>w< Such troops of :3 citizens to come to ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ His Gwace nyot ^.^ being wawn'd thereof x3 befowe, +>w< He >_> feaws, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you >_> mean nyo ÚwÚ good to ^.^ him. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Sowwy UwU I ^w^ am x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD cousin >_> shouwd +ÚwÚ Suspect ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I >_> mean nyo ÚwÚ good to ^.^ him. +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, ^.^ we come to ^.^ him uWu in :3 pewfect love; +xDD And UwU so >_> once ^.^ mowe ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and tell :33 his ^-^ Gwace. +uWu Exit CATESBY +x3 When >w< howy ÚwÚ and devout religious ;;w;; men +^w^ Awe uWu at uWu theiw x3 beads, UwU 'tis much to dwaw them thence, +^w^ So x3 sweet >_> is zeawous contemplation. + +Entew GWOUCESTEW awoft, ^-^ between >w< two :33 BISHOPS. +CATESBY wetuwns + +;;w;; MAYOW. xDD See :3 whewe :33 his Gwace >w< stands >_> 'tween >w< two UwU cwewgymen! +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Two x3 pwops of viwtue fow :3 a Christian >_< pwince, +;;w;; To xDD stay ^.^ him from x3 the faww of :3 vanyity; +^.^ And, see, :3 a ^w^ book of :3 pwayew uWu in :33 his uWu hand, +;;w;; Twue ownyaments to ^.^ knyow :3 a >w< howy man. +Famous Pwantagenyet, UwU most >_> gwacious >_< Pwince, +uWu Wend favourable ear to UwU ouw ;;w;; wequests, +xDD And UwU pawdon >_> us x3 the ÚwÚ intewwuption +Of >w< thy xDD devotion ÚwÚ and >w< wight Christian xDD zeaw. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My uWu wowd, there >_< nyeeds nyo xDD such apology: +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace to UwU pawdon uWu me, +UwU Who, xDD eawnyest uWu in x3 the OwO sewvice of x3 my :33 God, +Defeww'd x3 the xDD visitation of x3 my fwiends. +But, xDD weaving uWu this, >_> what >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's pweasuwe? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Even :3 that, UwU I hope, which xDD pweaseth ^w^ God xDD abuv, +xDD And aww ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men of ÚwÚ this unguvwn'd >_> iswe. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I UwU do >_> suspect UwU I uWu have donye x3 some offence +:33 That ;;w;; seems disgracious uWu in x3 the ^.^ city's >_< eye, +xDD And :3 that xDD you come to wepwehend x3 my UwU ignyowance. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> You have, x3 my OwO wowd. Wouwd >w< it ^w^ might uWu pwease +x3 youw >_> Gwace, +On UwU ouw uWu entweaties, to ;;w;; amend x3 youw >_> fauwt! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Ewse ^-^ whewefowe ;;w;; bweathe UwU I uWu in :3 a Christian xDD wand? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. xDD Knyow >w< then, >w< it >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; fauwt :3 that xDD you resign +uWu The supweme >w< seat, x3 the >_< thwonye uWu majesticaw, +uWu The >_< scept'wed ^.^ office of x3 youw ancestors, +uWu Youw >w< state of :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< due of birth, +uWu The :3 winyeaw :3 gwowy of x3 youw royal house, +;;w;; To x3 the ^.^ cowwuption of :3 a blemish'd OwO stock; +Whiwes uWu in x3 the uWu miwdnyess of x3 youw UwU sweepy thoughts, +>_< Which OwO hewe ^.^ we >w< waken to UwU ouw >_> countwy's UwU good, +uWu The x3 nyobwe isle xDD doth ^.^ want her OwO pwopew wimbs; +:3 Hew OwO face defac'd with xDD scaws of infamy, +:3 Hew royal stock >_> gwaft with ignoble plants, +xDD And almost should'red uWu in x3 the swallowing ^w^ guwf +Of dark ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess ÚwÚ and >_> deep x3 obwivion. +>_< Which to recure, ^.^ we UwU heawtiwy sowicit +uWu Youw >_> gwacious self to OwO take on xDD you x3 the :3 chawge +xDD And >_> kingwy guvwnment of ÚwÚ this x3 youw xDD wand- +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as :3 pwotectow, x3 stewawd, x3 substitute, +:33 Ow ^-^ wowwy factow fow another's gain; +OwO But >_< as ÚwÚ successivewy, from :3 bwood to bwood, +uWu Youw >w< wight of birth, x3 youw empewy, x3 youw own. +For uWu this, ^w^ consowted with x3 the uWu citizens, +uWu Youw xDD vewy worshipful ÚwÚ and >w< woving OwO fwiends, +xDD And ^.^ by uWu theiw ^.^ vehement :33 instigation, +^w^ In ÚwÚ this >w< just cause come UwU I to move x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> if to ÚwÚ depawt uWu in :3 siwence +:33 Ow bittewwy to speak uWu in x3 youw >_< wepwoof +UwU Best fitteth x3 my degwee ow x3 youw UwU condition. +;;w;; If nyot to ÚwÚ answew, xDD you ^w^ might haply think +Tongue-tied ambition, nyot xDD wepwying, yiewded +;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 the golden x3 yoke of ^.^ suvweignty, +>_< Which fondwy xDD you ^.^ wouwd OwO hewe :3 impose on OwO me; +;;w;; If to wepwuv xDD you fow ÚwÚ this >_> suit of >_< youws, +^w^ So season'd with x3 youw faithfuw wuv to uWu me, +Then, on x3 the othew side, UwU I ^.^ check'd x3 my fwiends. +;;w;; Thewefowe-to :3 speak, ÚwÚ and to avoid x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, +xDD And >w< then, uWu in ^-^ speaking, nyot to :3 incuw x3 the ^.^ wast- +Definitively OwO thus UwU I answew xDD you: +uWu Youw wuv >_> desewves x3 my thanks, >_> but x3 my desewt +ÚwÚ Unmewitabwe shuns x3 youw xDD high xDD wequest. +^.^ Fiwst, >_> if aww UwU obstacwes :3 wewe :3 cut away, +xDD And :3 that x3 my path :3 wewe even to x3 the :3 cwown, +;;w;; As x3 the ripe >_> wevenyue ÚwÚ and >_< due of birth, +ÚwÚ Yet UwU so much >_> is x3 my uWu puvwty of ^-^ spiwit, +^w^ So ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU many x3 my UwU defects, +:33 That UwU I ^.^ wouwd rather hide ;;w;; me from x3 my greatness- +uWu Being :3 a >_< bawk to >w< bwook nyo ^-^ mighty ;;w;; sea- +Than uWu in x3 my :33 gweatnyess covet to be :3 hid, +xDD And uWu in x3 the >_> vapouw of x3 my :3 gwowy >w< smothew'd. +But, ^w^ God be >_< thank'd, there >_> is nyo >_< nyeed of me- +xDD And much UwU I >_< nyeed to OwO hewp UwU you, :3 wewe there ^w^ nyeed. +uWu The royal twee hath left >_> us royal ^w^ fwuit +>_< Which, mewwow'd ^.^ by x3 the stealing >_> houws of time, +Will weww :33 become x3 the uWu seat of ^.^ majesty +xDD And ;;w;; make, nyo doubt, >_> us ^w^ happy ^.^ by :33 his reign. +On ^.^ him UwU I uWu way :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu way on me- +uWu The >w< wight ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye of :33 his ^w^ happy ÚwÚ staws, +>_< Which ^w^ God ;;w;; defend :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd wring from ^.^ him. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ awgues >_> conscience uWu in x3 youw +Grace; +OwO But x3 the UwU wespects thereof OwO awe UwU nyice ÚwÚ and trivial, +All >_> ciwcumstances weww considered. +>_> You >_> say :3 that Edward >_> is x3 youw brother's OwO son. +^w^ So >_> say ^.^ we :3 too, >_> but nyot ^.^ by >_< Edwawd's :33 wife; +For xDD fiwst UwU was ^.^ he ÚwÚ contwact to xDD Wady x3 Wucy- +uWu Youw mothew ;;w;; wives :3 a >_> witnyess to :33 his vow- +xDD And >w< aftewwawd ^.^ by UwU substitute ^w^ betwoth'd +;;w;; To >w< Bonya, :3 sistew to x3 the ^w^ King of Fwance. +;;w;; These both put ^w^ off, :3 a poor petitioner, +^-^ A ^-^ cawe-cwaz'd mothew to :3 a UwU many sons, +^-^ A beauty-waning ÚwÚ and distwessed uWu widow, +Even uWu in x3 the >_< aftewnyoon of her best uWu days, +Made >w< pwize ÚwÚ and puwchase of :33 his >_< wanton >_< eye, +>_> Seduc'd x3 the ^w^ pitch ÚwÚ and height of :33 his degwee +;;w;; To UwU base x3 decwension ÚwÚ and loath'd >w< bigamy. +^-^ By hew, uWu in :33 his unwawfuw ^.^ bed, ^.^ he ^w^ got +This Edwawd, ÚwÚ whom UwU ouw ^w^ mannyews caww x3 the UwU Pwince. +uWu Mowe bittewwy couwd UwU I expostulate, +:3 Save :3 that, fow ^w^ wevewence to x3 some ^.^ awive, +UwU I UwU give :3 a uWu spawing wimit to x3 my :33 tongue. +Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, OwO take to x3 youw royal self +This x3 pwoffew'd ^-^ benyefit of dignity; +;;w;; If nyot to ;;w;; bwess >_> us ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ wand withaw, +ÚwÚ Yet to dwaw fowth x3 youw x3 nyobwe ancestry +Fwom x3 the ^.^ cowwuption of abusing times +uWu Unto :3 a :3 winyeaw true-derived course. +;;w;; MAYOW. UwU Do, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd; x3 youw :3 citizens entweat OwO you. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU Wefuse >_> nyot, ^-^ mighty uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this x3 pwoffew'd love. +UwU CATESBY. >_< O, >_< make them joyful, gwant uWu theiw ÚwÚ wawfuw suit! +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< why ^.^ wouwd xDD you >_< heap ÚwÚ this :3 cawe on me? +UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ unfit fow >w< state ÚwÚ and :33 majesty. +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, OwO take >w< it nyot amiss: +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot nor UwU I xDD wiww nyot yield to OwO you. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; If xDD you refuse ^w^ it-as, uWu in wuv ÚwÚ and zeal, +;;w;; Woath to depose x3 the child, x3 youw brother's son; +;;w;; As weww ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 youw :33 tendewnyess of >_< heawt +xDD And gentwe, ;;w;; kind, effeminyate wemowse, +>_< Which ^.^ we uWu have noted uWu in xDD you to x3 youw >w< kindwed +xDD And ÚwÚ egawwy ÚwÚ indeed to aww UwU estates- +ÚwÚ Yet knyow, whe'er xDD you xDD accept UwU ouw >_> suit ow no, +uWu Youw brother's >_< son UwU shaww >_< nyevew OwO weign UwU ouw uWu king; +OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww plant x3 some othew uWu in x3 the >_< thwonye +;;w;; To x3 the xDD disgwace ÚwÚ and OwO downfaww of x3 youw ^.^ house; +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu wesowution OwO hewe ^.^ we OwO weave OwO you. +^.^ Come, >w< citizens. Zounds, I'll entweat nyo more. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< O, UwU do nyot x3 sweaw, x3 my ;;w;; wowd of ^w^ Buckingham. +Exeunt xDD BUCKINGHAM, x3 MAYOW, ÚwÚ and :3 citizens +UwU CATESBY. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him OwO again, x3 sweet >_< Pwince, xDD accept uWu theiw OwO suit. +;;w;; If xDD you UwU deny ÚwÚ them, aww x3 the ÚwÚ wand xDD wiww rue :3 it. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Will xDD you enforce ;;w;; me to :3 a wowwd of cares? +;;w;; Caww them ;;w;; again. UwU I ^w^ am nyot UwU made of ^w^ stonyes, +OwO But penetrable to x3 youw uWu kind uWu entweaties, +Awbeit OwO against x3 my >_> conscience ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ souw. + +^.^ We-entew BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west + +x3 Cousin of ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and sage :3 gwave men, +Since xDD you xDD wiww buckwe :3 fowtunye on x3 my back, +;;w;; To UwU beaw her buwden, whe'er UwU I xDD wiww ow no, +UwU I ^w^ must uWu have uWu patience to OwO enduwe x3 the ;;w;; woad; +OwO But >_> if black OwO scandaw ow UwU fouw-fac'd x3 wepwoach +uWu Attend x3 the >w< sequew of x3 youw uWu imposition, +uWu Youw mere UwU enfowcement UwU shaww acquittance ;;w;; me +Fwom aww x3 the impure bwots ÚwÚ and ^.^ stains ^.^ theweof; +For ^w^ God xDD doth knyow, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may ;;w;; pawtwy see, +How uWu faw UwU I ^w^ am from x3 the ^.^ desiwe of UwU this. +;;w;; MAYOW. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 youw Grace! We >_> see :33 it, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_> say :3 it. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ In :3 saying >_> so, xDD you UwU shaww >_> but >_> say x3 the truth. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU Then UwU I OwO sawute xDD you with ÚwÚ this royal title- +OwO Wong ^w^ wive ^w^ King ^.^ Wichawd, Engwand's ÚwÚ wowthy King! +uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Amen. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< To-mowwow OwO may >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to be crown'd? +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Even when xDD you please, fow xDD you xDD wiww uWu have >w< it :3 so. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< To-mowwow, >w< then, ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< attend x3 youw Grace; +xDD And >_> so, UwU most joyfuwwy, ^.^ we OwO take UwU ouw >_< weave. +^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 [To x3 the BISHOPS] ^.^ Come, wet >_> us to UwU ouw >w< howy +^.^ wowk ;;w;; again. +UwU Faweweww, x3 my :3 cousin; farewell, ^-^ gentwe fwiends. 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OwO My uWu nyiece Pwantagenyet, +UwU Wed uWu in x3 the uWu hand of her uWu kind >_< aunt of ^.^ Gwoucestew? +>_> Nyow, fow x3 my :3 wife, ^w^ she's >w< wand'wing to x3 the Towew, +On puwe heart's xDD wuv, to x3 gweet x3 the xDD tendew Princes. +Daughter, weww ÚwÚ met. +ANNE. ^w^ God UwU give x3 youw OwO Gwaces both +^-^ A ^w^ happy ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< joyfuw time of ^.^ day! +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; As much to UwU you, ÚwÚ good sistew! x3 Whithew +ÚwÚ away? +ANNE. No ^-^ fawthew than x3 the Tower; x3 and, >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ guess, +>_> Upon x3 the ^.^ wike xDD devotion >_< as ^w^ youwsewves, +;;w;; To ;;w;; gwatuwate x3 the ^-^ gentwe Princes :33 thewe. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Kind ^-^ sistew, ^w^ thanks; we'll enter +aww together. + +Entew ^-^ BWAKENBUWY + +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ good time, OwO hewe x3 the UwU wieutenyant ^w^ comes. +>_< Mastew ^.^ Wieutenyant, pray UwU you, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, +How xDD doth x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD young >_< son of York? +xDD BWAKENBUWY. x3 Wight weww, uWu deaw UwU madam. ^-^ By x3 youw patience, +UwU I OwO may nyot suffew xDD you to x3 visit OwO them. +uWu The ^w^ King hath strictly :3 chawg'd x3 the ^.^ contwawy. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu The King! Who's ^-^ that? +xDD BWAKENBUWY. UwU I >_> mean x3 the Lord UwU Pwotectow. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu The Lord x3 pwotect ^.^ him from :3 that >_> kingwy +uWu titwe! +>_< Hath ^.^ he uWu set bounds ^-^ between uWu theiw wuv ÚwÚ and me? +UwU I ^w^ am uWu theiw mothew; who UwU shaww ^-^ baw ;;w;; me from them? +DUCHESS. UwU I ^w^ am uWu theiw father's mothew; UwU I xDD wiww >_> see OwO them. +ANNE. ^-^ Theiw >_< aunt UwU I ^w^ am uWu in waw, uWu in wuv uWu theiw x3 mothew. +UwU Then ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to uWu theiw sights; I'll UwU beaw >w< thy bwame, +xDD And OwO take >w< thy ^.^ office from uWu thee on x3 my ÚwÚ pewiw. +xDD BWAKENBUWY. :3 Nyo, UwU madam, >w< nyo. UwU I OwO may nyot OwO weave >w< it so; +UwU I ^w^ am bound ^.^ by ;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU pawdon x3 me. uWu Exit + +Entew STANLEY + +STANWEY. Let ;;w;; me >_> but :3 meet UwU you, x3 wadies, one >_> houw hence, +xDD And I'll OwO sawute x3 youw Gwace of York >_< as mothew +xDD And reverend :3 wookew-on of >w< two >w< faiw uWu queens. +:33 [To >_< ANNyE] ^.^ Come, UwU madam, xDD you ^w^ must ^w^ stwaight to Westminstew, -Thewe ^-^ to >w< be crowned UwU Wichawd's :33 woyaw >w< queen. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ cut my OwO wace >_> asundew -:33 That my pent OwO heawt ^-^ may ^.^ have >w< some >_> scope ^-^ to beat, -Ow ewse I :33 swoon with :3 this dead-kiwwing >w< nyews! -x3 ANNyE. Despiteful xDD tidings! :3 O unpweasing >w< nyews! -DORSET. Be >_> of good cheer; mothew, how fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 O Dowset, speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu me, >_< get ÚwÚ thee -uWu gonye! -^.^ Death ÚwÚ and destwuction ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ thee at >w< thy heels; -x3 Thy >_> mothew's name :3 is ominyous ^-^ to children. ->w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt outstrip >_< death, >w< go cross OwO the seas, -And live with Wichmond, ^-^ fwom OwO the weach >_> of ÚwÚ heww. -Go, UwU hie ^.^ thee, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this ;;w;; swaughtew-house, -Lest :3 thou OwO incwease OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the OwO dead, -And ^-^ make me die OwO the >w< thwaww >_> of ;;w;; Mawgawet's curse, -Nyow mothew, xDD wife, :3 nyow England's uWu counted >w< queen. -^-^ STANWEY. >w< Fuww >_> of xDD wise cawe :3 is :3 this >_> youw counsew, ÚwÚ madam. -;;w;; Take >w< aww OwO the swift ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the :3 houws; -You uWu shaww ^.^ have letters ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to my :3 son -UwU In >_> youw :3 behawf, ^-^ to ^.^ meet you uWu on OwO the way. -Be ^.^ nyot ta'en tawdy uWu by unwise delay. -UwU DUCHESS. :3 O OwO iww-dispewsing ^.^ wind >_> of xDD misewy! -:3 O my accursed uWu womb, OwO the bed >_> of >_< death! -OwO A ^w^ cockatwice x3 hast :3 thou xDD hatch'd ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, -uWu Whose ^w^ unyavoided eye :3 is ^-^ muwdewous. -^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ Come, UwU madam, x3 come; I in >w< aww haste ÚwÚ was ^-^ sent. -x3 ANNyE. And I with >w< aww >_< unwiwwingnyess uWu wiww ^.^ go. -:33 O, would ^-^ to :3 God UwU that OwO the :3 incwusive >_> vewge -x3 Of gowden >w< metaw UwU that >w< must x3 wound my uWu bwow -Were red-hot steel, ^-^ to >w< seaw me ^-^ to OwO the brains! -Anyointed let me >w< be with >_> deadwy xDD venyom, -And die ewe x3 men can uWu say 'God :33 save OwO the UwU Queen!' -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Go, ÚwÚ go, UwU poow soul; I >_< envy ^.^ nyot >w< thy x3 gwowy. -ÚwÚ To :33 feed my humouw, ^w^ wish thyself nyo hawm. -x3 ANNyE. No, uWu why? When ^.^ he UwU that :3 is my xDD husband :3 nyow -Came ^-^ to uWu me, as I follow'd Henry's >_> cowse; -When scarce OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww :33 wash'd ^-^ fwom his ^.^ hands -^w^ Which issued ^-^ fwom my uWu othew :3 angew xDD husband, -And UwU that dear uWu saint ;;w;; which then I weeping fowwow'd- -:33 O, xDD when, I ÚwÚ say, I ^.^ wook'd uWu on UwU Wichawd's ;;w;; face, -:3 This ÚwÚ was my wish: uWu 'Be x3 thou' OwO quoth I 'accuws'd ->_< Fow :33 making uWu me, OwO so young, OwO so ^.^ owd :3 a >w< widow; -And when :3 thou ^.^ wed'st, let UwU sowwow ^.^ haunt >w< thy ^-^ bed; -And >w< be >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ if ^-^ any >w< be OwO so >_< mad, -Mowe xDD misewabwe uWu by OwO the life >_> of ÚwÚ thee ->w< Than :3 thou x3 hast :3 made me uWu by my dear ;;w;; wowd's ÚwÚ death.' -:33 Wo, ewe I can :33 wepeat :3 this ^w^ cuwse uWu again, -xDD Within OwO so small :3 a UwU time, my :3 woman's OwO heawt -xDD Gwosswy ^-^ gwew :33 captive ^-^ to his honey uWu wowds -And ^w^ pwov'd OwO the :33 subject >_> of >_< minye >_> own >_< souw's curse, -^w^ Which hithewto ;;w;; hath held my eyes ^-^ fwom west; ->_< Fow never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ onye hour in his bed -OwO Did I enjoy OwO the gowden OwO dew >_> of >w< sweep, -But with his >_> timowous >_> dweams ÚwÚ was still ;;w;; awak'd. -UwU Besides, ^.^ he OwO hates me uWu fow my fathew xDD Wawwick; -And wiww, nyo UwU doubt, :33 showtwy >w< be x3 wid >_> of >_> me. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO Poow xDD heawt, ;;w;; adieu! I ^-^ pity >w< thy uWu compwainying. -x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than with my ^w^ souw I mourn uWu fow ^w^ youws. -DORSET. Faweweww, :3 thou :3 woefuw wewcomew >_> of xDD gwowy! -x3 ANNyE. Adieu, UwU poow >_> souw, UwU that ^-^ tak'st >w< thy xDD weave >_> of ^.^ it! -UwU DUCHESS. uWu [To DOWSET] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to Wichmond, ÚwÚ and good ->_> fowtunye ^w^ guide thee! -uWu [To x3 ANNyE] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ Wichawd, ÚwÚ and good xDD angews tend -thee! uWu [To ÚwÚ QUEEN :3 EWIZABETH] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to >_> sanctuawy, ÚwÚ and good ->_> thoughts ^.^ possess thee! -I ^-^ to my :33 gwave, xDD whewe xDD peace ÚwÚ and west lie with UwU me! -ÚwÚ Eighty uWu odd years >_> of UwU sowwow ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, -And OwO each hour's ^.^ joy wreck'd with :3 a >_> week >_> of UwU teen. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Stay, ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ wook xDD back with me x3 unto OwO the -:33 Towew. -:3 Pity, you ÚwÚ ancient ^w^ stonyes, x3 those >w< tendew >w< babes -x3 Whom >_< envy ;;w;; hath ;;w;; immuw'd within >_> youw wawws, -^-^ Wough cradle uWu fow such wittwe pwetty ones. -Rude ^.^ wagged ^w^ nyuwse, ^.^ owd sullen pwayfewwow ->_< Fow >w< tendew princes, ;;w;; use my ;;w;; babies :33 weww. -^w^ So foowish ;;w;; sowwows >_< bids >_> youw >w< stonyes faweweww. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. x3 Entew :3 WICHAWD, in uWu pomp, as :3 KING; :3 BUCKINGHAM, :3 CATESBY, -^w^ WATCWIFF, LOVEL, :3 a ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -KING :33 WICHAWD. Stand >w< aww apart. Cousin >_> of Buckingham! ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My >_< gwacious ^-^ suvweign? -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. -[Hewe ^.^ he UwU ascendeth OwO the thwonye. OwO Sound] -ÚwÚ Thus high, uWu by >w< thy >_> advice -And >w< thy ÚwÚ assistance, :3 is UwU King Richard ÚwÚ seated. -But uWu shaww ^-^ we wear ^.^ these glories uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ day; -Ow uWu shaww uWu they ^w^ wast, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wejoice in >w< them? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Stiww live uWu they, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< evew let them :33 wast! -KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Ah, ^w^ Buckingham, :3 nyow ^-^ do I xDD pway OwO the touch, -ÚwÚ To twy ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be cuwwent gold :3 indeed. -Young >_< Edwawd >_< wives-think :3 nyow what I would speak. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Say OwO on, my :33 woving :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Buckingham, I uWu say I would >w< be King. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so you awe, my thrice-renowned :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Ha! x3 am I ^.^ King? ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; uWu but >_< Edwawd >w< wives. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Twue, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O :33 bittew x3 consequence: -:33 That >_< Edwawd still shouwd ^.^ wive-twue x3 nyobwe Prince! -uWu Cousin, :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be OwO so dull. -:33 Shaww I >w< be >w< pwain? I ^w^ wish OwO the bastawds UwU dead. -And I would ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 suddenwy pewfowm'd. -What xDD say'st :3 thou ^w^ nyow? ^w^ Speak ^w^ suddenwy, >w< be brief. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Your OwO Gwace ^-^ may ^-^ do >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU Tut, >_> tut, :3 thou art >w< aww ice; >w< thy >_> kindnyess >w< fweezes. -Say, ^.^ have I >w< thy consent UwU that uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ die? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Give me >w< some wittwe breath, >w< some >_> pause, -dear :3 Wowd, -Before I positively speak in ÚwÚ this. -I uWu wiww :3 wesowve you hewein >_> pwesentwy. Exit -CATESBY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ^.^ anyothew] The UwU King :3 is angry; >_> see, ^.^ he -gnaws his lip. -KING :33 WICHAWD. I uWu wiww ;;w;; convewse with :3 iwon-witted fools -UwU [Descends ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< thwonye] -And unwespective boys; UwU nyonye awe uWu fow me -:33 That ÚwÚ wook OwO into me with x3 considewate OwO eyes. -High-weaching Buckingham grows circumspect. -:33 Boy! -UwU PAGE. UwU My UwU wowd? -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ any xDD whom corrupting -gold -uWu Wiww >_> tempt x3 unto :3 a :33 cwose expwoit >_> of UwU death? -UwU PAGE. I xDD knyow :3 a :33 discontented ^-^ gentweman -uWu Whose humbwe :3 means ^-^ match ^.^ nyot his :33 haughty spirit. -UwU Gowd ;;w;; wewe as good as twenty orators, -And wiww, nyo UwU doubt, >_> tempt him ^-^ to ;;w;; anything. -KING :33 WICHAWD. What :3 is his name? -UwU PAGE. His uWu nyame, my lord, :3 is Tyrrel. -KING :33 WICHAWD. I pawtwy xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. Go, caww him hithew, -ÚwÚ boy. Exit :3 PAGE -The deep-revolving ^w^ witty Buckingham -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww >w< be OwO the UwU nyeighbouw ^-^ to my OwO counsews. -;;w;; Hath ^.^ he OwO so wong held >_< out with uWu me, untir'd, -And stops ^.^ he :3 nyow uWu fow breath? Weww, >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ STANWEY - -OwO How nyow, Wowd ÚwÚ Stanwey! What's OwO the x3 nyews? -^-^ STANWEY. Knyow, my :33 woving lord, -The UwU Mawquis Dowset, as I OwO heaw, :3 is xDD fwed -ÚwÚ To Wichmond, in OwO the pawts xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 abides. [Stands ^w^ apawt] -KING :33 WICHAWD. Come hithew, uWu Catesby. OwO Wumouw ^.^ it ÚwÚ abwoad -:33 That UwU Annye, my xDD wife, :3 is vewy grievous uWu sick; -I uWu wiww UwU take owdew uWu fow xDD hew UwU keeping UwU cwose. -^.^ Inquiwe me >_< out >w< some UwU mean UwU poow ;;w;; gentweman, -x3 Whom I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy straight ^-^ to Clarence' :3 daughtew- -The :3 boy :3 is UwU foowish, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_> him. -Wook how :3 thou dweam'st! I uWu say uWu again, ^w^ give >_< out -:33 That UwU Annye, my queen, :3 is uWu sick ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ die. -About xDD it; uWu fow ^.^ it ^-^ stands me >w< much x3 upon -ÚwÚ To xDD stop >w< aww OwO hopes uWu whose xDD gwowth ^-^ may >w< damage >_> me. -Exit >w< CATESBY -I >w< must >w< be married ^-^ to my >_< bwothew's >_> daughtew, -Ow ewse my :3 kingdom ^-^ stands uWu on ÚwÚ bwittwe gwass. -Murder xDD hew bwothews, ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ mawwy her! -Uncertain uWu way >_> of ;;w;; gain! But I x3 am in -^w^ So :3 faw in UwU bwood UwU that xDD sin uWu wiww xDD pwuck uWu on UwU sin. -;;w;; Teaw-fawwing ^-^ pity dwells ^.^ nyot in :3 this >w< eye. - -;;w;; We-entew ^-^ PAGE, with TYWWEW - -^-^ Is >w< thy name Tywwew? -UwU TYWWEW. xDD James Tywwew, ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU most uWu obedient ^w^ subject. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Awt thou, ^.^ indeed? -UwU TYWWEW. uWu Pwuv uWu me, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Dar'st'thou :3 wesowve ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a fwiend >_> of ÚwÚ minye? -UwU TYWWEW. UwU Pwease OwO you; -But I xDD had wathew :33 kiww two enyemies. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou x3 hast it. >w< Two ^-^ deep ;;w;; enyemies, -ÚwÚ Foes ^-^ to my rest, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet sweep's ^.^ distuwbews, -uWu Awe uWu they UwU that I would ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ deaw upon. -TYWWEW, I UwU mean x3 those bastawds in OwO the :33 Towew. -UwU TYWWEW. >_> Wet me ^.^ have open :3 means ^-^ to come ^-^ to ;;w;; them, -And >_> soon I'll x3 wid you ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of ^.^ them. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou ;;w;; sing'st ^w^ sweet UwU music. Hawk, come -hithew, Tyrrel. -Go, uWu by :3 this token. ^-^ Wise, ÚwÚ and lend UwU thinye OwO eaw. [Whispers] -Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but :3 so: uWu say ^.^ it :3 is >_< donye, -And I uWu wiww love ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and :33 pwefew ÚwÚ thee uWu fow it. -UwU TYWWEW. I uWu wiww uWu dispatch ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. Exit - -;;w;; We-entew >_> BUCKINGHAM - ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have consider'd in my :33 mind -The ^.^ wate xDD wequest UwU that you >_> did :33 sound me in. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, let UwU that ^-^ west. Dorset :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to ->w< Wichmond. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. I hear OwO the UwU nyews, my :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Stanwey, ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw :3 wife's ^-^ son: well, ÚwÚ wook -x3 unto it. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, I OwO cwaim OwO the ^-^ gift, my :3 due uWu by ;;w;; pwomise, ->_< Fow ;;w;; which >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 faith :3 is ^.^ pawn'd: -^-^ Th' xDD eawwdom >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ and OwO the movabwes -^w^ Which you ^.^ have promised I uWu shaww :3 possess. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Stanwey, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ wife; ^-^ if ^.^ she convey -Wettews ^-^ to Wichmond, you uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. What :33 says >_> youw Highness ^-^ to my ^.^ just request? -KING :33 WICHAWD. I ^-^ do wemembew :3 me: ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth -OwO Did pwophesy UwU that x3 Wichmond shouwd >w< be ;;w;; King, -When x3 Wichmond ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe peevish ÚwÚ boy. -OwO A ;;w;; king!-pewhaps- ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My wowd- -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO How uWu chance OwO the prophet :33 couwd ^.^ nyot at UwU that -UwU time ->_< Have told uWu me, I being >_> by, UwU that I shouwd :33 kiww OwO him? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, >_> youw pwomise uWu fow OwO the earldom- -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Wichmond! When last I ÚwÚ was at ^.^ Exetew, -The >_< mayow in couwtesy show'd me OwO the castle -And xDD caww'd ^.^ it Wugemount, at ;;w;; which name I stawted, -xDD Because :3 a uWu bawd >_> of >_< Iwewand told me UwU once -I shouwd ^.^ nyot live wong aftew I ^-^ saw >w< Wichmond. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My wowd- -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^w^ what's ^.^ o'cwock? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. I x3 am ;;w;; thus bowd ^-^ to >w< put >_> youw OwO Gwace in :33 mind -x3 Of what you OwO pwomis'd >_> me. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, uWu but ^.^ o'cwock? ->w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 Upon OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of uWu ten. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, let ^.^ it ^w^ stwike. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Why let ^.^ it ^-^ stwike? -KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Because UwU that >_< wike :3 a x3 Jack :3 thou :33 keep'st OwO the -OwO stwoke -ÚwÚ Betwixt >w< thy >_< begging ÚwÚ and my meditation. -I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the giving :3 vein to-day. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to :3 wesowve me in my ;;w;; suit. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou troublest me; I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the vein. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Buckingham ->w< BUCKINGHAM. And :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ thus? Repays ^.^ he my ^-^ deep service -x3 With such ;;w;; contempt? ^w^ Made I him UwU King uWu fow uWu this? -:33 O, let me ÚwÚ think uWu on Hastings, ÚwÚ and >w< be gonye -ÚwÚ To Brecknock >_< whiwe my xDD feawfuw head :3 is :33 on! Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -Wondon. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew TYWWEW - -UwU TYWWEW. The tyrannous ÚwÚ and bwoody ^.^ act :3 is >_< donye, -The UwU most OwO awch deed >_> of >w< piteous massacwe -:33 That >w< evew ÚwÚ yet :3 this ^.^ wand ÚwÚ was OwO guiwty >_> of. ->w< Dighton ÚwÚ and OwO Fowwest, ^-^ who I >_> did OwO subown -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this piece >_> of ruthless ^w^ butchewy, -:33 Awbeit uWu they ;;w;; wewe flesh'd viwwains, bwoody UwU dogs, -xDD Mewted with tenderness ÚwÚ and mild ^.^ compassion, -^.^ Wept >_< wike two chiwdwen in theiw deaths' >_> sad >_< stowy. -'O, thus' OwO quoth >w< Dighton 'lay OwO the gentwe ^.^ babes'- -^.^ 'Thus, ^.^ thus,' OwO quoth Fowwest >_< 'giwdwing ^-^ onye another -xDD Within theiw >w< awabastew innyocent arms. -Their lips ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; fouw wed >w< woses uWu on :3 a stalk, -And in theiw uWu summew x3 beauty kiss'd OwO each other. -OwO A book >_> of ;;w;; pwayews uWu on theiw piwwow OwO way; -^w^ Which once,' OwO quoth Fowwest uWu 'awmost >_< chang'd my mind; -But, :33 O, OwO the >_> deviw'-thewe OwO the villain ;;w;; stopp'd; -When >w< Dighton ;;w;; thus told UwU on: x3 'We smothewed -The UwU most wepwenyished ^w^ sweet wowk >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -:33 That ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> pwime ^-^ cweation e'ew ^.^ she ;;w;; fwamed.' ->_< Hence uWu both awe gonye with ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and >w< wemowse -^.^ They :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< speak; ÚwÚ and OwO so I weft them ^.^ both, -ÚwÚ To bear :3 this >_< tidings ^-^ to OwO the bwoody King. - -x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD - -And here ^.^ he comes. ^-^ Aww ^.^ heawth, my x3 suvweign wowd! -KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU Kind Tywwew, x3 am I x3 happy in >w< thy x3 nyews? -UwU TYWWEW. >w< If ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the xDD thing you >_> gave in chawge -^w^ Beget >_> youw xDD happinyess, >w< be x3 happy then, ->_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is >w< donye. -KING :33 WICHAWD. But didst :3 thou UwU see them ;;w;; dead? -UwU TYWWEW. I :33 did, my :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. And buwied, gentwe Tywwew? -UwU TYWWEW. The ^w^ chapwain >_> of OwO the >w< Towew ;;w;; hath buwied them; -But where, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Come ^-^ to uWu me, Tywwew, >_> soon at aftew suppew, -When :3 thou ^-^ shawt tell OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of theiw :33 death. -^w^ Meantime, uWu but ÚwÚ think how I ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee good -And >w< be inheritor >_> of >w< thy desire. -Farewell ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. -UwU TYWWEW. I humbly UwU take my weave. Exit -KING :33 WICHAWD. The :3 son >_> of uWu Cwawence ^.^ have I pent OwO up ^-^ cwose; -His daughter meanly ^.^ have I ^w^ match'd in marriage; -The >_< sons >_> of >_< Edwawd ;;w;; sweep in ^w^ Abwaham's ^.^ bosom, -And >_> Annye my UwU wife ;;w;; hath ;;w;; bid :3 this x3 wowwd good ^-^ nyight. -Nyow, uWu fow I xDD knyow OwO the Britaine x3 Wichmond :3 aims -^.^ At x3 young Ewizabeth, my >_< bwothew's >_> daughtew, -And uWu by UwU that knot looks >w< pwoudwy uWu on OwO the UwU cwown, -ÚwÚ To xDD hew >w< go OwO I, :3 a ;;w;; jowwy ^w^ thwiving wooew. - -x3 Entew >_< WATCWIFF - -WATCWIFF. UwU My wowd! -KING :33 WICHAWD. Good ^w^ ow OwO bad UwU nyews, UwU that :3 thou ;;w;; com'st in OwO so -:3 bwuntwy? -WATCWIFF. Bad UwU nyews, my uWu wowd: :3 Mowton :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to Richmond; -And ^w^ Buckingham, ;;w;; back'd with OwO the hawdy ;;w;; Wewshmen, -^-^ Is in OwO the field, ÚwÚ and still his power increaseth. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Ewy with x3 Wichmond twoubwes me ^-^ mowe ;;w;; nyeaw ->w< Than Buckingham ÚwÚ and his ^-^ wash-wevied strength. -^w^ Come, I ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd UwU that xDD feawfuw OwO commenting -^-^ Is :33 weaden sewvitow ^-^ to :33 duww >_< deway; -x3 Deway weads uWu impotent ÚwÚ and snyaiw-pac'd beggawy. -;;w;; Then :33 fiewy ^-^ expedition >w< be my ;;w;; wing, -ÚwÚ Juv's >w< Mewcuwy, ÚwÚ and xDD hewawd uWu fow :3 a king! -Go, uWu mustew ^-^ men. UwU My counsew :3 is my UwU shiewd. -We >w< must >w< be bwief when ^-^ twaitows bwave OwO the fiewd. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - -Wondon. Before OwO the :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ^.^ owd ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET - -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ So :3 nyow ^w^ pwospewity begins ^-^ to mewwow -And >_> dwop OwO into OwO the rotten OwO mouth >_> of :33 death. -;;w;; Hewe in ^.^ these confinyes slily ^.^ have I lurk'd -ÚwÚ To watch OwO the OwO wanying >_> of >_< minye enyemies. -OwO A x3 diwe xDD induction x3 am I witness ^.^ to, -And uWu wiww ^-^ to UwU Fwance, OwO hoping OwO the consequence -uWu Wiww ^w^ pwuv as OwO bittew, :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twagicaw. -ÚwÚ Withdwaw ^.^ thee, wwetched ^.^ Mawgawet. OwO Who comes hewe? -[Wetiwes] - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD EWIZABETH ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF YORK - -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, my UwU poow ^-^ pwinces! ÚwÚ ah, my >w< tendew ->_< babes! -UwU My UwU unbwown flowers, ^-^ nyew-appeawing sweets! ->w< If ÚwÚ yet >_> youw gentwe souws UwU fwy in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw -And >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD fix'd in :33 doom :3 pewpetuaw, -Hover about me with >_> youw >_> aiwy x3 wings -And hear >_> youw >_> mothew's >_< wamentation. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Hover about UwU hew; uWu say UwU that ^.^ wight uWu fow ^.^ wight -;;w;; Hath dimm'd >_> youw ÚwÚ infant ^w^ mown ^-^ to ;;w;; aged ^-^ nyight. -UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ So many xDD misewies ^.^ have craz'd my >w< voice -:33 That my woe-weawied :33 tongue :3 is still ÚwÚ and mute. ->_< Edwawd Pwantagenyet, x3 why art :3 thou ;;w;; dead? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Plantagenet doth ;;w;; quit Pwantagenyet, ->_< Edwawd uWu fow >_< Edwawd OwO pays :3 a ^.^ dying UwU debt. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. uWu Wiwt thou, :3 O God, UwU fwy ^-^ fwom such gentwe +>_> Thewe to be ^.^ cwownyed >w< Wichawd's royal >w< queen. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, :3 cut x3 my :33 wace asundew +:33 That x3 my x3 pent >_< heawt OwO may uWu have x3 some ;;w;; scope to beat, +:33 Ow >_> ewse UwU I xDD swoon with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; dead-kiwwing ÚwÚ nyews! +ANNE. Despitefuw x3 tidings! x3 O ;;w;; unpweasing ÚwÚ nyews! +OwO DOWSET. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good cheer; :33 mothew, >w< how fawes x3 youw Gwace? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. x3 O x3 Dowset, speak nyot to uWu me, get uWu thee +ÚwÚ gonye! +>_> Death ÚwÚ and >w< destwuction ^.^ dogs uWu thee uWu at >w< thy heews; +x3 Thy ;;w;; mothew's xDD nyame >_> is >w< ominyous to >_< chiwdwen. +;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt outstwip UwU death, OwO go OwO cwoss x3 the seas, +xDD And ^w^ wive with Wichmond, from x3 the :3 weach of uWu heww. +^w^ Go, hie ÚwÚ thee, hie uWu thee from ÚwÚ this slaughter-house, +Lest xDD thou incwease x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the >_< dead, +xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ die x3 the >_> thwaww of Mawgawet's cuwse, +x3 Nyow :33 mothew, :3 wife, nor Engwand's :3 counted >w< queen. +STANWEY. Full of uWu wise :3 cawe >_> is ÚwÚ this x3 youw counsew, UwU madam. +^.^ Take aww x3 the UwU swift ^w^ advantage of x3 the ^-^ houws; +>_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 wettews from ;;w;; me to x3 my >_< son +^w^ In x3 youw UwU behawf, to :3 meet xDD you on x3 the >_> way. +^w^ Be nyot >_> ta'en ÚwÚ tawdy ^.^ by UwU unwise :3 deway. +DUCHESS. x3 O iww-dispewsing wind of ^-^ misewy! +x3 O x3 my ^w^ accuwsed womb, x3 the x3 bed of ;;w;; death! +^-^ A cockatwice x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ hatch'd to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +>_< Whose >w< unyavoided ^w^ eye >_> is ÚwÚ muwdewous. +STANWEY. ^.^ Come, UwU madam, >_< come; UwU I uWu in aww ^.^ haste UwU was sent. +ANNE. xDD And UwU I with aww unwillingness xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. +>_< O, ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God :3 that x3 the inclusive ;;w;; vewge +Of golden >_< metaw :3 that ^w^ must ;;w;; wound x3 my ^w^ bwow +^.^ Wewe xDD wed-hot >w< steew, to UwU seaw ;;w;; me to x3 the OwO bwains! +Anyointed wet ;;w;; me be with deadwy ÚwÚ venyom, +xDD And ^-^ die ere ;;w;; men ^.^ can >_> say >w< 'God :3 save x3 the >_> Queen!' +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^w^ Go, x3 go, poor ^.^ souw; UwU I :3 envy nyot >w< thy glory. +;;w;; To >w< feed x3 my >_< humouw, ÚwÚ wish >w< thysewf nyo harm. +ANNE. :3 Nyo, ^.^ why? x3 When ^.^ he :3 that >_> is x3 my :33 husband nyow +>_< Came to uWu me, >_< as UwU I follow'd >_> Henwy's UwU cowse; +x3 When scawce x3 the :3 bwood UwU was weww >w< wash'd from :33 his ^.^ hands +>_< Which :33 issued from x3 my othew ÚwÚ angew ^.^ husband, +xDD And :3 that uWu deaw ^.^ saint which xDD then UwU I weeping follow'd- +>_< O, xDD when, UwU I say, UwU I >_> wook'd on >w< Wichawd's >w< face, +This UwU was x3 my uWu wish: :3 'Be ^w^ thou' quoth UwU I 'accurs'd +For x3 making uWu me, UwU so >_> young, UwU so ;;w;; owd :3 a widow; +xDD And when xDD thou wed'st, wet sorrow >_> haunt >w< thy bed; +xDD And be >w< thy :3 wife, >_> if xDD any be UwU so mad, +uWu Mowe >w< misewabwe ^.^ by x3 the >w< wife of uWu thee +Than xDD thou x3 hast UwU made ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my uWu deaw UwU wowd's >_< death.' +Lo, ere UwU I ^.^ can wepeat ÚwÚ this UwU cuwse OwO again, +OwO Within UwU so UwU smaww :3 a time, x3 my xDD woman's >_< heawt +Grossly ^-^ gwew >w< captive to :33 his honey wowds +xDD And ^.^ pwov'd x3 the x3 subject of >_< minye UwU own x3 souw's cuwse, +>_< Which >_> hithewto hath hewd x3 my eyes from rest; +For >_< nyevew yet one >_> houw uWu in :33 his x3 bed +Did UwU I ^.^ enjoy x3 the golden :33 dew of sweep, +OwO But with :33 his uWu timowous x3 dweams UwU was still :3 awak'd. +:33 Besides, ^.^ he hates ;;w;; me fow x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ Wawwick; +xDD And :33 wiww, nyo doubt, x3 showtwy be x3 wid of x3 me. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO Poow uWu heawt, ^w^ adieu! UwU I pity >w< thy :3 compwainying. +ANNE. No ^.^ mowe than with x3 my :3 souw UwU I mouwn fow x3 youws. +OwO DOWSET. UwU Faweweww, xDD thou ^.^ woefuw welcomer of :3 gwowy! +ANNE. :3 Adieu, poor x3 souw, :3 that :33 tak'st >w< thy OwO weave of :3 it! +DUCHESS. :33 [To :3 DOWSET] Go xDD thou to Wichmond, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good +:3 fowtunye ^w^ guide uWu thee! +:33 [To >_< ANNyE] Go xDD thou to ^.^ Wichawd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ^-^ angews tend +uWu thee! :33 [To >w< QUEEN >w< EWIZABETH] Go xDD thou to ^w^ sanctuawy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good +>_< thoughts possess uWu thee! +UwU I to x3 my ^-^ gwave, :3 whewe uWu peace ÚwÚ and xDD west >_< wie with me! +x3 Eighty >w< odd years of sorrow uWu have UwU I uWu seen, +xDD And >_< each hour's joy ^.^ wweck'd with :3 a >_< week of >_> teen. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Stay, yet wook back with ;;w;; me >w< unto x3 the +Towew. +xDD Pity, xDD you UwU ancient ^w^ stonyes, UwU those xDD tendew babes +;;w;; Whom :3 envy hath >_< immuw'd within x3 youw walls, +^-^ Wough >_> cwadwe fow xDD such xDD wittwe OwO pwetty ÚwÚ onyes. +uWu Wude ^-^ wagged xDD nyuwse, ;;w;; owd UwU suwwen playfellow +For xDD tendew >_< pwinces, use x3 my x3 babies well. +^w^ So >_< foowish ^w^ sowwows UwU bids x3 youw ^.^ stonyes farewell. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Sound :3 a sennet. Entew WICHAWD, uWu in pomp, >_< as x3 KING; xDD BUCKINGHAM, uWu CATESBY, +RATCLIFF, WOVEW, :3 a PAGE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; Stand aww x3 apawt. x3 Cousin of Buckingham! +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My >_> gwacious OwO suvweign? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. +[Here ^.^ he ^w^ ascendeth x3 the thwonye. Sound] +^-^ Thus UwU high, ^.^ by >w< thy advice +xDD And >w< thy :33 assistance, >_> is ^w^ King Richard seated. +OwO But UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ weaw these :33 gwowies fow :3 a uWu day; +:33 Ow UwU shaww ;;w;; they last, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we rejoice uWu in them? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU Stiww ^w^ wive >w< they, ÚwÚ and fow OwO evew wet them last! +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Ah, ;;w;; Buckingham, nyow UwU do UwU I :33 pway x3 the xDD touch, +;;w;; To >_> twy >_> if xDD thou be :3 cuwwent gowd indeed. +Young Edward ^.^ wives-think nyow >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< speak. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. x3 Say ;;w;; on, x3 my >w< woving OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, ;;w;; Buckingham, UwU I >_> say UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ;;w;; King. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why, UwU so xDD you awe, x3 my :33 thwice-wenyownyed OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Ha! ^w^ am UwU I >_> King? 'Tis so; >_> but Edward ^.^ wives. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< Twue, x3 nyobwe UwU Pwince. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 O UwU bittew ;;w;; consequence: +:33 That Edward still >_> shouwd >_< wive-twue x3 nyobwe >w< Pwince! +Cousin, xDD thou >w< wast nyot UwU wont to be UwU so duww. +Shall UwU I be plain? UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 the >_< bastawds uWu dead. +xDD And UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< it ;;w;; suddenwy perform'd. +>_> What say'st xDD thou ^.^ nyow? ^w^ Speak suddenly, be bwief. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu Youw Gwace OwO may UwU do x3 youw pleasure. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Tut, ^w^ tut, xDD thou awt aww :33 ice; >w< thy OwO kindnyess freezes. +Say, uWu have UwU I >w< thy >_< consent :3 that ;;w;; they UwU shaww die? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Give ;;w;; me x3 some xDD wittwe :33 bweath, x3 some xDD pause, +uWu deaw Wowd, +^.^ Befowe UwU I ;;w;; positivewy speak uWu in UwU this. +UwU I xDD wiww wesowve xDD you >w< hewein presently. uWu Exit +UwU CATESBY. ^-^ [Aside to another] uWu The ^w^ King >_> is angry; see, ^.^ he +gnyaws :33 his ^.^ wip. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I xDD wiww convewse with iwon-witted foows +>w< [Descends from x3 the throne] +xDD And ^.^ unwespective boys; >_< nyonye OwO awe fow ;;w;; me +:33 That wook x3 into ;;w;; me with ^.^ considewate :3 eyes. +High-reaching ^-^ Buckingham gwows :3 ciwcumspect. +Boy! +xDD PAGE. OwO My xDD wowd? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Knyow'st xDD thou nyot xDD any ÚwÚ whom corrupting +gowd +Will tempt >w< unto :3 a ^-^ cwose ^.^ expwoit of UwU death? +xDD PAGE. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a >_> discontented ÚwÚ gentweman +>_< Whose humble means >_< match nyot :33 his ^.^ haughty >w< spiwit. +^-^ Gowd :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as ÚwÚ twenty orators, +xDD And :33 wiww, nyo doubt, tempt ^.^ him to x3 anything. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What >_> is :33 his :3 nyame? +xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ His :33 nyame, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> is ^-^ Tywwew. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ knyow x3 the man. ^w^ Go, caww ^.^ him hithew, +uWu boy. uWu Exit ^.^ PAGE +uWu The UwU deep-wevowving ^.^ witty ^-^ Buckingham +No ^.^ mowe UwU shaww be x3 the OwO nyeighbouw to x3 my ^.^ counsews. +>_< Hath ^.^ he UwU so ^-^ wong hewd x3 out with uWu me, untir'd, +xDD And xDD stops ^.^ he nyow fow >_> bweath? xDD Weww, be >w< it :3 so. + +Entew STANLEY + +How now, Lord uWu Stanwey! x3 What's x3 the nyews? +STANWEY. Knyow, x3 my >w< woving uWu wowd, +uWu The ^w^ Mawquis x3 Dowset, >_< as UwU I heaw, >_> is ^w^ fwed +;;w;; To Wichmond, uWu in x3 the parts :3 whewe ^.^ he UwU abides. uWu [Stands apart] +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Come hithew, ^w^ Catesby. :3 Wumouw >w< it ^.^ abwoad +:33 That ÚwÚ Annye, x3 my :3 wife, >_> is xDD vewy ;;w;; gwievous xDD sick; +UwU I xDD wiww OwO take order fow her ^w^ keeping uWu cwose. +Inquire ;;w;; me x3 out x3 some >_> mean poor gentweman, +;;w;; Whom UwU I xDD wiww marry ^w^ stwaight to x3 Cwawence' daughtew- +uWu The ;;w;; boy >_> is :33 foowish, ÚwÚ and UwU I feaw nyot ^.^ him. +Wook >w< how xDD thou dweam'st! UwU I >_> say OwO again, UwU give x3 out +:33 That ÚwÚ Annye, x3 my queen, >_> is >w< sick ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike to die. +About uWu it; fow >w< it >w< stands ;;w;; me much ;;w;; upon +;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop aww hopes x3 whose gwowth OwO may x3 damage x3 me. +uWu Exit CATESBY +UwU I ^w^ must be mawwied to x3 my brother's ^w^ daughtew, +:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 my ^w^ kingdom >w< stands on bwittwe ÚwÚ gwass. +>_> Muwdew her OwO bwothews, ÚwÚ and xDD then marry >_> hew! +Uncertain uWu way of >_> gain! OwO But UwU I ^w^ am uWu in +^w^ So uWu faw uWu in :3 bwood :3 that x3 sin xDD wiww pluck on >_< sin. +>_< Teaw-fawwing pity dwells nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 eye. + +^.^ We-entew PAGE, with >_< TYWWEW + +Is >w< thy xDD nyame UwU Tywwew? +;;w;; TYWWEW. ;;w;; James Tywwew, ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU most obedient xDD subject. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Awt UwU thou, >_< indeed? +;;w;; TYWWEW. ^-^ Pwuv uWu me, x3 my >_> gwacious OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Daw'st'thou wesowve to OwO kiww :3 a :33 fwiend of mine? +;;w;; TYWWEW. ÚwÚ Pwease uWu you; +OwO But UwU I xDD had rather OwO kiww >w< two enemies. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, xDD then xDD thou x3 hast :3 it. Two >_> deep UwU enyemies, +UwU Foes to x3 my ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 sweet x3 sweep's ;;w;; distuwbews, +^w^ Awe ;;w;; they :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu thee deal ^w^ upon. +^-^ TYWWEW, UwU I >_> mean UwU those >_< bastawds uWu in x3 the Towew. +;;w;; TYWWEW. Let ;;w;; me uWu have open means to come to ÚwÚ them, +xDD And >w< soon I'll x3 wid xDD you from x3 the feaw of OwO them. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Thou OwO sing'st x3 sweet >_> music. Hawk, come +hithew, ^-^ Tywwew. +^w^ Go, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< token. ^w^ Wise, ÚwÚ and xDD wend ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. >_> [Whispews] +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but so: >_> say >w< it >_> is :33 donye, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww wuv uWu thee ÚwÚ and prefer uWu thee fow :3 it. +;;w;; TYWWEW. UwU I xDD wiww dispatch >w< it stwaight. uWu Exit + +^.^ We-entew BUCKINGHAM + +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have uWu considew'd uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind +uWu The wate request :3 that xDD you uWu did >_> sound ;;w;; me ^.^ in. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Weww, wet :3 that rest. Dorset >_> is ^w^ fwed to +uWu Wichmond. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I hear x3 the news, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Stanwey, ^.^ he >_> is x3 youw ^w^ wife's son: weww, wook +>w< unto :3 it. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I >_< cwaim x3 the :3 gift, x3 my >_< due ^.^ by ;;w;; pwomise, +For which x3 youw honour ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 faith >_> is :33 pawn'd: +xDD Th' ÚwÚ eawwdom of Hewefowd ÚwÚ and x3 the movables +>_< Which xDD you uWu have promised UwU I UwU shaww possess. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Stanwey, wook to x3 youw :33 wife; >_> if ^.^ she :33 convey +>_< Wettews to Wichmond, xDD you UwU shaww answew :3 it. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 youw >_> Highnyess to x3 my >w< just :33 wequest? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I UwU do remember ;;w;; me: Henwy x3 the Sixth +Did >w< pwophesy :3 that >_< Wichmond >_> shouwd be OwO King, +x3 When >_< Wichmond UwU was :3 a xDD wittwe >_> peevish uWu boy. +^-^ A king!-perhaps- +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My wowd- +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. How chance x3 the :33 pwophet couwd nyot uWu at :3 that +time +:3 Have told uWu me, UwU I ^.^ being UwU by, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd OwO kiww him? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw promise fow x3 the UwU eawwdom- +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Wichmond! x3 When >w< wast UwU I UwU was uWu at >_< Exetew, +uWu The x3 mayow uWu in >w< couwtesy ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me x3 the ^w^ castwe +xDD And ^w^ caww'd >w< it x3 Wugemount, uWu at which xDD nyame UwU I >_< stawted, +>_< Because :3 a bard of Iwewand told ;;w;; me >_> once +UwU I >_> shouwd nyot ^w^ wive ^-^ wong ÚwÚ aftew UwU I saw uWu Wichmond. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My wowd- +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, UwU what's >_< o'cwock? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I ^w^ am OwO thus bold to put x3 youw Gwace uWu in ^-^ mind +Of >_> what xDD you pwomis'd x3 me. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Weww, >_> but >_< o'cwock? +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Upon x3 the ^w^ stwoke of ;;w;; ten. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Weww, wet >w< it stwike. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why wet >w< it ÚwÚ stwike? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< Because :3 that ^.^ wike :3 a x3 Jack xDD thou :3 keep'st x3 the +^w^ stwoke +Betwixt >w< thy ^w^ begging ÚwÚ and x3 my meditation. +UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 the ^.^ giving ;;w;; vein ^w^ to-day. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to wesowve ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my OwO suit. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Thou troublest OwO me; UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 the vein. +Exeunt aww >_> but ^-^ Buckingham +OwO BUCKINGHAM. xDD And >_> is >w< it >_< thus? >_< Wepays ^.^ he x3 my >_> deep OwO sewvice +With xDD such >_> contempt? Made UwU I ^.^ him ^w^ King fow :3 this? +>_< O, wet ;;w;; me think on >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and be >_> gonye +;;w;; To Brecknock OwO whiwe x3 my x3 feawfuw >_> head >_> is on! uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew >_< TYWWEW + +;;w;; TYWWEW. uWu The tywannyous ÚwÚ and bwoody ;;w;; act >_> is :33 donye, +uWu The UwU most ^-^ awch ^.^ deed of ^.^ piteous massacwe +:33 That OwO evew yet ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand UwU was guiwty uWu of. +OwO Dighton ÚwÚ and Forrest, who UwU I uWu did subown +;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this ^.^ piece of ;;w;; wuthwess :3 butchewy, +Awbeit ;;w;; they :3 wewe fwesh'd >_> viwwains, bwoody xDD dogs, +Melted with :33 tendewnyess ÚwÚ and >_< miwd xDD compassion, +^-^ Wept ^.^ wike >w< two x3 chiwdwen uWu in uWu theiw OwO deaths' >_> sad ;;w;; stowy. +'O, ÚwÚ thus' quoth OwO Dighton 'way x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^-^ babes'- +OwO 'Thus, thus,' quoth Forrest 'giwdwing one anyothew +OwO Within uWu theiw alabaster innocent arms. +^-^ Theiw lips :3 wewe fouw red >_< woses on :3 a ÚwÚ stawk, +xDD And uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ summew beauty >w< kiss'd >_< each :3 othew. +^-^ A ^w^ book of >_< pwayews on uWu theiw pillow way; +>_< Which UwU once,' quoth Forrest 'almost chang'd x3 my xDD mind; +But, >_< O, x3 the deviw'-thewe x3 the viwwain ^.^ stopp'd; +x3 When OwO Dighton OwO thus told on: ÚwÚ 'We ;;w;; smothewed +uWu The UwU most >_< wepwenyished x3 sweet ^.^ wowk of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +:33 That from x3 the prime :3 cweation ;;w;; e'ew ^.^ she uWu fwamed.' +OwO Hence both OwO awe >_> gonye with >_> conscience ÚwÚ and ^-^ wemowse +^-^ They couwd nyot speak; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I left them xDD both, +;;w;; To UwU beaw ÚwÚ this UwU tidings to x3 the bwoody ;;w;; King. + +Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD + +xDD And OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. All :33 heawth, x3 my suvweign ^.^ wowd! +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Kind Tywwew, ^w^ am UwU I ^w^ happy uWu in >w< thy nyews? +;;w;; TYWWEW. ;;w;; If to uWu have donye x3 the ^.^ thing xDD you uWu gave uWu in :3 chawge +>_> Beget x3 youw happinyess, be ^w^ happy >w< then, +For >w< it >_> is ^-^ donye. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO But :33 didst xDD thou >_> see them dead? +;;w;; TYWWEW. UwU I ^-^ did, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And >_> buwied, ^-^ gentwe UwU Tywwew? +;;w;; TYWWEW. uWu The chaplain of x3 the ^-^ Towew hath buried OwO them; +OwO But where, to >_> say x3 the truth, UwU I UwU do nyot :33 knyow. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Come to uWu me, Tywwew, >w< soon uWu at ÚwÚ aftew :3 suppew, +x3 When xDD thou shalt tell x3 the xDD pwocess of uWu theiw death. +UwU Meantime, >_> but think >w< how UwU I OwO may UwU do uWu thee ÚwÚ good +xDD And be >w< inhewitow of >w< thy desiwe. +UwU Faweweww >w< tiww UwU then. +;;w;; TYWWEW. UwU I x3 humbwy OwO take x3 my >_< weave. uWu Exit +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu The >_< son of >_> Cwawence uWu have UwU I x3 pent x3 up close; +ÚwÚ His daughter meanly uWu have UwU I match'd uWu in mawwiage; +uWu The xDD sons of Edward :33 sweep uWu in Abraham's x3 bosom, +xDD And >_> Annye x3 my >w< wife hath bid ÚwÚ this wowwd ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +>_> Nyow, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the >_< Bwitainye >_< Wichmond >_< aims +At xDD young Ewizabeth, x3 my brother's ^w^ daughtew, +xDD And ^.^ by :3 that >_< knyot :33 wooks x3 pwoudwy on x3 the :3 cwown, +;;w;; To her OwO go I, :3 a jowwy thriving ^-^ wooew. + +Entew WATCWIFF + +;;w;; WATCWIFF. OwO My ^.^ wowd! +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Good ow :33 bad news, :3 that xDD thou UwU com'st uWu in UwU so +x3 bwuntwy? +;;w;; WATCWIFF. :3 Bad news, x3 my wowd: Morton >_> is ^w^ fwed to xDD Wichmond; +xDD And ;;w;; Buckingham, back'd with x3 the ^-^ hawdy OwO Wewshmen, +Is uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd, ÚwÚ and still :33 his powew ^-^ incweaseth. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ewy with >_< Wichmond troubles ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe nyeaw +Than ^-^ Buckingham ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ wash-wevied :33 stwength. +^.^ Come, UwU I uWu have weawn'd :3 that x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ commenting +Is weaden sewvitow to dull >_< deway; +^-^ Deway weads impotent ÚwÚ and :3 snyaiw-pac'd beggary. +UwU Then fiery ÚwÚ expedition be x3 my *hugs tightly* wing, +Juv's >_< Mewcuwy, ÚwÚ and >_> hewawd fow :3 a x3 king! +^w^ Go, muster ^.^ men. OwO My counsel >_> is x3 my >_> shiewd. +We ^w^ must be bwief when traitors >_< bwave x3 the >_> fiewd. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +OwO Wondon. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ pawace + +Entew ;;w;; owd >w< QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET + +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^w^ So nyow >_> pwospewity ÚwÚ begins to mellow +xDD And >_< dwop x3 into x3 the wotten xDD mouth of death. +:3 Hewe uWu in these confines slily uWu have UwU I wuwk'd +;;w;; To ;;w;; watch x3 the >_< wanying of >_< minye enemies. +^-^ A xDD diwe uWu induction ^w^ am UwU I >_> witnyess ^.^ to, +xDD And xDD wiww to >_< Fwance, ^w^ hoping x3 the >_> consequence +Will ^-^ pwuv >_< as x3 bittew, black, ÚwÚ and ^w^ twagicaw. +Withdraw ÚwÚ thee, wwetched Margaret. Who x3 comes hewe? +>w< [Wetiwes] + +Entew >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH ÚwÚ and x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF YORK + +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, x3 my poor pwinces! UwU ah, x3 my xDD tendew +babes! +OwO My ÚwÚ unbwown flowers, xDD nyew-appeawing ^.^ sweets! +;;w;; If yet x3 youw ^-^ gentwe >w< souws fwy uWu in x3 the ^w^ aiw +xDD And be nyot fix'd uWu in >_< doom >_> pewpetuaw, +>_> Huvw about ;;w;; me with x3 youw airy x3 wings +xDD And hear x3 youw ;;w;; mothew's wamentation. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_> Huvw about >w< hew; >_> say :3 that >w< wight fow >w< wight +>_< Hath ^w^ dimm'd x3 youw xDD infant ;;w;; mown to ^-^ aged OwO nyight. +DUCHESS. ^w^ So UwU many misewies uWu have uWu cwaz'd x3 my uWu voice +:33 That x3 my ^w^ woe-weawied >_> tongue >_> is still ÚwÚ and :33 mute. +Edward Pwantagenyet, >w< why awt xDD thou dead? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO Pwantagenyet xDD doth ^.^ quit Pwantagenyet, +Edward fow Edward >w< pays :3 a dying debt. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Wiwt UwU thou, x3 O :33 God, fwy from xDD such ^-^ gentwe lambs -And thwow them in OwO the entrails >_> of OwO the wowf? -When didst :3 thou ;;w;; sweep when such :3 a deed ÚwÚ was ;;w;; donye? -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. When holy Hawwy :33 died, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet -:33 son. -UwU DUCHESS. Dead xDD wife, uWu bwind ^-^ sight, UwU poow x3 mowtaw :3 wiving ^.^ ghost, -OwO Woe's scene, world's shame, UwU gwave's :3 due uWu by life xDD usuwp'd, -ÚwÚ Bwief UwU abstwact ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of >w< tedious OwO days, -ÚwÚ West >w< thy UwU unwest uWu on England's lawful :3 eawth, x3 [Sitting >w< down] -;;w;; Unwawfuwwy :3 made dwunk with innyocent bwood. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, UwU that :3 thou wouldst as >_> soon :33 affowd :3 a -grave -UwU As :3 thou ^w^ canst ÚwÚ yiewd :3 a >_> mewanchowy ÚwÚ seat! -;;w;; Then would I hide my OwO bonyes, ^.^ nyot west them here. -xDD Ah, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^-^ any cause ^-^ to mourn uWu but >_> we? -x3 [Sitting ;;w;; down uWu by :3 hew] -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> [Coming forward] >w< If ÚwÚ ancient UwU sowwow >w< be -UwU most >_> wevewend, ->w< Give >_< minye OwO the benefit >_> of senyiowy, -And let my gwiefs :3 fwown uWu on OwO the uppew hand. ->w< If UwU sowwow can UwU admit >_> society, x3 [Sitting ;;w;; down with them] ->_> Teww o'ew >_> youw ^.^ woes UwU again uWu by UwU viewing x3 minye. -I xDD had OwO an Edwawd, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd him; -I xDD had :3 a xDD husband, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd UwU him: -Thou xDD hadst OwO an Edwawd, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd him; -Thou xDD hadst :3 a ÚwÚ Wichawd, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd >_> him. -UwU DUCHESS. I xDD had :3 a Richard UwU too, ÚwÚ and :3 thou didst :33 kiww him; -I xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ Wutwand UwU too, :3 thou :33 howp'st ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> him. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Thou xDD hadst :3 a uWu Cwawence UwU too, ÚwÚ and Richard -xDD kiww'd >_> him. -From :3 fowth OwO the ;;w;; kennyew >_> of >w< thy >_> womb ;;w;; hath crept -OwO A ^w^ heww-hound UwU that doth uWu hunt OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to :33 death. -:33 That dog, UwU that xDD had his UwU teeth before his eyes -ÚwÚ To >_> wowwy lambs ÚwÚ and OwO wap theiw gentwe blood, -:33 That ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; defacew >_> of God's handiwork, -:33 That excellent gwand >_> tywant >_> of OwO the :3 eawth -:33 That reigns in >_< gawwed eyes >_> of weeping souls, -x3 Thy >_> womb let loose ^-^ to ^.^ chase OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 gwaves. -:3 O x3 upwight, UwU just, ÚwÚ and uWu twue-disposing God, -OwO How ^-^ do I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee UwU that :3 this carnal >_> cuw -Preys uWu on OwO the xDD issue >_> of his >_> mothew's ÚwÚ body -And makes xDD hew x3 pew-fewwow with >_> othews' ^w^ moan! -UwU DUCHESS. :3 O OwO Hawwy's xDD wife, ;;w;; twiumph ^.^ nyot in my woes! -:3 God witness with uWu me, I ^.^ have >_> wept uWu fow >w< thinye. -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Beaw with me; I x3 am x3 hungwy uWu fow ÚwÚ wevenge, -And :3 nyow I cloy me with OwO behowding it. -x3 Thy >_< Edwawd ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, UwU that xDD kiww'd my ^-^ Edwawd; -The uWu othew >_< Edwawd OwO dead, ^-^ to ;;w;; quit my ^-^ Edwawd; -Young uWu Yowk ^.^ he :3 is uWu but xDD boot, ^.^ because uWu both uWu they -Match'd ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU high :3 pewfection >_> of my loss. -x3 Thy uWu Cwawence ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd my ^-^ Edwawd; -And OwO the *twerks* behowdews >_> of :3 this >_> fwantic play, -^-^ Th' :33 aduwtewate Hastings, Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, Gwey, -Untimewy ;;w;; smothew'd in theiw dusky x3 gwaves. -Richard ÚwÚ yet x3 wives, x3 heww's bwack >w< intewwigencew; ->_> Onwy ^-^ wesewv'd theiw uWu factow ^-^ to ^-^ buy souws -And ^-^ send them thithew. But at ;;w;; hand, at ;;w;; hand, -Ensues his >w< piteous ÚwÚ and x3 unpitied OwO end. -xDD Eawth ^-^ gapes, heww buwns, >_< fiends >_< woaw, >_< saints pray, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him :33 suddenwy uWu convey'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. ->_< Cancew his bond >_> of xDD wife, dear God, I pray, -:33 That I ^-^ may live ÚwÚ and uWu say xDD 'The ^.^ dog :3 is >w< dead.' -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 O, :3 thou didst pwophesy OwO the UwU time would +xDD And ^-^ thwow them uWu in x3 the entwaiws of x3 the OwO wowf? +x3 When :33 didst xDD thou :33 sweep when xDD such :3 a ^.^ deed UwU was done? +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. x3 When >w< howy ÚwÚ Hawwy died, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 sweet +OwO son. +DUCHESS. Dead :3 wife, ^w^ bwind UwU sight, poor >w< mowtaw UwU wiving ;;w;; ghost, +OwO Woe's :33 scenye, OwO wowwd's UwU shame, grave's >_< due ^.^ by >w< wife usuwp'd, +:3 Bwief abstract ÚwÚ and xDD wecowd of tedious uWu days, +xDD West >w< thy xDD unwest on Engwand's ÚwÚ wawfuw earth, [Sitting down] +:3 Unwawfuwwy UwU made UwU dwunk with innocent blood. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, :3 that xDD thou wouldst >_< as >w< soon UwU affowd :3 a +:3 gwave +;;w;; As xDD thou ;;w;; canst yield :3 a ^-^ mewanchowy ^.^ seat! +UwU Then ^.^ wouwd UwU I hide x3 my xDD bonyes, nyot xDD west them hewe. +xDD Ah, who hath xDD any cause to mouwn >_> but uWu we? +[Sitting down ^.^ by :3 hew] +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. [Coming forward] ;;w;; If UwU ancient sorrow be +UwU most wevewend, +Give >_< minye x3 the ^-^ benyefit of senyiowy, +xDD And wet x3 my griefs fwown on x3 the >w< uppew >w< hand. +;;w;; If sorrow ^.^ can ^w^ admit uWu society, [Sitting down with ÚwÚ them] +Teww ^-^ o'ew x3 youw :3 woes again ^.^ by >w< viewing ^w^ minye. +UwU I xDD had >w< an Edwawd, >w< tiww :3 a Richard kill'd him; +UwU I xDD had :3 a ^.^ husband, >w< tiww :3 a Richard kill'd :33 him: +^.^ Thou >w< hadst >w< an Edwawd, >w< tiww :3 a Richard kill'd him; +^.^ Thou >w< hadst :3 a ^.^ Wichawd, >w< tiww :3 a Richard kill'd ^.^ him. +DUCHESS. UwU I xDD had :3 a Richard :3 too, ÚwÚ and xDD thou :33 didst OwO kiww him; +UwU I xDD had :3 a Rutland :3 too, xDD thou x3 howp'st to OwO kiww ^.^ him. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^.^ Thou >w< hadst :3 a >_> Cwawence :3 too, ÚwÚ and Richard +kill'd ^.^ him. +Fwom fowth x3 the kennel of >w< thy womb hath x3 cwept +^-^ A hell-hound :3 that xDD doth OwO hunt >_> us aww to death. +:33 That dog, :3 that xDD had :33 his teeth >w< befowe :33 his eyes +;;w;; To ^-^ wowwy lambs ÚwÚ and wap uWu theiw ^-^ gentwe bwood, +:33 That fouw defacew of >_> God's ;;w;; handiwowk, +:33 That :3 excewwent grand tyrant of x3 the ^.^ eawth +:33 That OwO weigns uWu in galled eyes of weeping souws, +x3 Thy womb wet ;;w;; woose to OwO chase >_> us to UwU ouw UwU gwaves. +x3 O upright, >_< just, ÚwÚ and ^w^ twue-disposing :33 God, +How UwU do UwU I >_> thank uWu thee :3 that ÚwÚ this xDD cawnyaw cur +uWu Pweys on x3 the x3 issue of :33 his ;;w;; mothew's >w< body +xDD And x3 makes her pew-fewwow with OwO othews' moan! +DUCHESS. x3 O Harry's :3 wife, twiumph nyot uWu in x3 my >w< woes! +^w^ God >_> witnyess with uWu me, UwU I uWu have :33 wept fow ÚwÚ thinye. +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Beaw with OwO me; UwU I ^w^ am hungwy fow UwU wevenge, +xDD And nyow UwU I cwoy ;;w;; me with beholding :3 it. +x3 Thy Edward ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead, :3 that kill'd x3 my >_< Edwawd; +uWu The othew Edward >_< dead, to ^.^ quit x3 my >_< Edwawd; +Young York ^.^ he >_> is >_> but UwU boot, uWu because both ;;w;; they +;;w;; Match'd nyot x3 the xDD high pewfection of x3 my loss. +x3 Thy >_> Cwawence ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead :3 that stabb'd x3 my >_< Edwawd; +xDD And x3 the x3 behowdews of ÚwÚ this frantic ^.^ pway, +xDD Th' ÚwÚ aduwtewate >w< Hastings, Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, Gwey, +>_< Untimewy smother'd uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ dusky UwU gwaves. +Richard yet lives, ^-^ heww's black >_> intewwigencew; +Onwy reserv'd uWu theiw factow to UwU buy >w< souws +xDD And >_> send them xDD thithew. OwO But uWu at uWu hand, uWu at uWu hand, +;;w;; Ensues :33 his ^.^ piteous ÚwÚ and uWu unpitied OwO end. +Eawth :3 gapes, heww buwns, >w< fiends :33 woaw, ^-^ saints pray, +;;w;; To uWu have ^.^ him ;;w;; suddenwy ;;w;; convey'd from x3 hence. +Cancew :33 his :3 bond of :3 wife, uWu deaw :33 God, UwU I pray, +:33 That UwU I OwO may ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and >_> say 'The dog >_> is >w< dead.' +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< O, xDD thou :33 didst >w< pwophesy x3 the time ^.^ wouwd come -:33 That I shouwd ^w^ wish uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me ^w^ cuwse -:33 That bottwed OwO spidew, UwU that ;;w;; fouw OwO bunch-back'd OwO toad! -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I UwU Caww'd ÚwÚ thee then vain flourish >_> of my -fowtunye; -I xDD caww'd ÚwÚ thee then UwU poow uWu shadow, ^w^ painted queen, -The presentation >_> of uWu but what I OwO was, -The :3 fwattewing UwU index >_> of :3 a >_< diwefuw pageant, ->_< Onye ^-^ heav'd >_> a-high ^-^ to >w< be xDD huww'd ;;w;; down UwU bewow, -OwO A mothew only ÚwÚ mock'd with two fair UwU babes, -OwO A ^-^ dweam >_> of what :3 thou ^w^ wast, :3 a uWu gawish flag -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the ^-^ aim >_> of every dangewous shot, -OwO A >w< sign >_> of dignity, :3 a breath, :3 a ;;w;; bubbwe, -OwO A queen in >w< jest, only ^-^ to fiww OwO the >_> scenye. -:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy xDD husband ^w^ nyow? :3 Whewe >w< be >w< thy >_> bwothews? -:3 Whewe >w< be >w< thy two UwU sons? OwO Whewein OwO dost :3 thou uWu joy? -OwO Who sues, ÚwÚ and >_> knyeews, ÚwÚ and :33 says 'God :33 save OwO the xDD Queen'? -:3 Whewe >w< be OwO the bending x3 peews UwU that flattered OwO thee? -:3 Whewe >w< be OwO the thronging twoops UwU that ^-^ fowwowed OwO thee? -Decline OwO an this, ÚwÚ and UwU see what :3 nyow :3 thou art: ->_< Fow x3 happy xDD wife, :3 a UwU most >_> distwessed >w< widow; ->_< Fow >_< joyfuw mothew, ^-^ onye UwU that >_> waiws OwO the ;;w;; nyame; ->_< Fow ^-^ onye being xDD su'd ^.^ to, ^-^ onye UwU that humbly >w< sues; ->_< Fow uWu Queen, :3 a vewy caitiff xDD cwown'd with care; ->_< Fow ^.^ she UwU that scorn'd at uWu me, :3 nyow scorn'd >_> of me; ->_< Fow ^.^ she being >_< feaw'd >_> of aww, :3 nyow feawing UwU onye; ->_< Fow ^.^ she ^-^ commanding aww, ;;w;; obey'd >_> of none. -ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of :33 justice UwU whiww'd about -And weft ÚwÚ thee uWu but :3 a vewy uWu pwey ^-^ to UwU time, -Having nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ^w^ thought >_> of what :3 thou >_< wast -ÚwÚ To >_> towtuwe ÚwÚ thee OwO the :3 mowe, being what :3 thou awt. -Thou didst usurp my place, ÚwÚ and OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot -Usuwp OwO the ^.^ just x3 pwopowtion >_> of my sorrow? -Nyow >w< thy >_> pwoud neck uWu beaws half my ;;w;; buwden'd yoke, -From ;;w;; which x3 even here I :33 swip my x3 weawy head -And xDD weave OwO the >_> buwden >_> of ^.^ it >w< aww uWu on thee. -Faweweww, xDD Yowk's xDD wife, ÚwÚ and queen >_> of >_> sad :33 mischance; -^.^ These Engwish ^.^ woes uWu shaww ^-^ make me >_> smiwe in OwO Fwance. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 O :3 thou ;;w;; weww ^.^ skiww'd in ^.^ cuwses, stay :3 awhiwe -And teach me how ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse >_< minye enemies! -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU Fowbeaw ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep OwO the OwO nyights, ÚwÚ and fast OwO the -^.^ days; ->_< Compawe UwU dead >w< happinyess with :3 wiving >_> woe; -:33 Think UwU that >w< thy >w< babes ;;w;; wewe ^-^ sweetew than uWu they OwO wewe, -And ^.^ he UwU that slew them UwU fouwew than ^.^ he is. -^.^ Bett'wing >w< thy woss makes OwO the bad-causew xDD wowse; -x3 Wevowving :3 this uWu wiww teach ÚwÚ thee how ^-^ to curse. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My uWu wowds awe duww; :33 O, quicken them -with x3 thinye! -ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. x3 Thy ^.^ woes uWu wiww ^-^ make them shawp ÚwÚ and ->w< piewce >_< wike x3 minye. Exit -UwU DUCHESS. UwU Why shouwd calamity >w< be ^-^ fun >_> of wowds? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. uWu Windy xDD attownyeys ^-^ to theiw ^-^ cwient ÚwÚ woes, -ÚwÚ Aiwy uWu succeedews >_> of uWu intestate ;;w;; joys, -OwO Poow breathing orators >_> of misewies, ->_> Wet them ^.^ have ^w^ scope; >w< though what uWu they uWu wiww impawt -Hewp nyothing ewse, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do uWu they UwU case OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. -UwU DUCHESS. >w< If so, then >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; tongue-tied. uWu Go with uWu me, -And in OwO the >_> bweath >_> of :33 bittew uWu wowds wet's smothew -UwU My damned :3 son UwU that >w< thy two ^w^ sweet >_< sons smothew'd. -The twumpet >w< sounds; >w< be ^w^ copious in ^.^ excwaims. - -x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, marching with -;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets - -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Who UwU intewcepts me in my OwO expedition? -UwU DUCHESS. :33 O, ^.^ she UwU that UwU might ^.^ have xDD intewcepted ^.^ thee, -By >_< stwangwing ÚwÚ thee in xDD hew accursed uWu womb, -From >w< aww OwO the slaughters, >_< wwetch, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast :33 donye! -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Hidest :3 thou UwU that fowehead with :3 a gowden -:3 cwown -UwU Whewe't shouwd >w< be xDD bwanded, ^-^ if UwU that ^.^ wight ;;w;; wewe >_< wight, -The slaughter >_> of OwO the Prince UwU that uWu ow'd UwU that UwU cwown, -And OwO the x3 diwe death >_> of my UwU poow >_< sons ÚwÚ and >_> bwothews? ->_> Teww uWu me, :3 thou villain slave, xDD whewe awe my children? -UwU DUCHESS. Thou x3 toad, :3 thou x3 toad, xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy bwothew ->w< Cwawence? -And wittwe OwO Nyed Pwantagenyet, his xDD son? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the gentwe Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, -^w^ Gwey? -UwU DUCHESS. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< kind Hastings? -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A flourish, trumpets! Stwike ^w^ awawum, OwO dwums! ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu heavens hear ^.^ these uWu teww-tawe >w< women -^.^ Waiw uWu on OwO the :33 Wowd's anointed. Strike, I :33 say! -[Flourish. Alarums] -x3 Eithew >w< be uWu patient ÚwÚ and entweat me :33 faiw, -Ow with OwO the >_< cwamowous wepowt >_> of OwO waw -ÚwÚ Thus uWu wiww I drown >_> youw uWu excwamations. -UwU DUCHESS. Awt :3 thou my xDD son? -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, I :3 thank God, my fathew, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. -UwU DUCHESS. ;;w;; Then ^-^ patientwy hear my >_< impatience. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Madam, I ^.^ have :3 a ^.^ touch >_> of >_> youw ^.^ condition -:33 That cannyot ^.^ bwook OwO the accent >_> of wepwoof. -UwU DUCHESS. :33 O, let me x3 speak! -KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Do, then; uWu but I'll ^.^ nyot heaw. -UwU DUCHESS. I uWu wiww >w< be mild ÚwÚ and gentwe in my wowds. -KING :33 WICHAWD. And brief, good mother; uWu fow I x3 am in UwU haste. -UwU DUCHESS. Awt :3 thou OwO so xDD hasty? I ^.^ have :33 stay'd uWu fow ^.^ thee, -:3 God knows, in >_> towment ÚwÚ and in agony. -KING :33 WICHAWD. And came I ^.^ nyot at last ^-^ to comfort you? -UwU DUCHESS. No, uWu by OwO the holy >_< wood, :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ it ;;w;; weww -Thou xDD cam'st uWu on :3 eawth ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the :3 eawth my ÚwÚ heww. -OwO A grievous >_> buwden ÚwÚ was >w< thy biwth ^-^ to me; -;;w;; Tetchy ÚwÚ and wayward ÚwÚ was >w< thy OwO infancy; -x3 Thy ^-^ schoow-days frightful, :3 desp'wate, wild, ÚwÚ and >_> fuwious; -x3 Thy >_> pwime >_> of :3 manhood xDD dawing, bold, ÚwÚ and venturous; -x3 Thy :3 age uWu confiwm'd, proud, subtle, UwU swy, ÚwÚ and bwoody, -Mowe >_< miwd, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe >w< hawmfuw-kind in hatwed. -What comfortable hour ^w^ canst :3 thou name -:33 That >w< evew gwac'd me with >w< thy xDD company? -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Faith, UwU nyonye uWu but :33 Humphwey OwO Houw, UwU that xDD caww'd ->_> youw OwO Gwace -ÚwÚ To ^-^ bweakfast UwU once :3 fowth >_> of my :33 company. ->w< If I >w< be OwO so disgracious in >_> youw eye, ->_> Wet me mawch uWu on ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot offend you, ÚwÚ madam. -Stwike OwO up OwO the drum. -UwU DUCHESS. I ÚwÚ pwithee hear me speak. -KING :33 WICHAWD. You speak xDD too uWu bittewwy. -UwU DUCHESS. >w< Heaw me :3 a ^w^ wowd; ->_< Fow I uWu shaww never speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee again. -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> So. -UwU DUCHESS. x3 Eithew :3 thou xDD wiwt die uWu by God's ^.^ just owdinyance -Ewe ^-^ fwom :3 this OwO waw :3 thou xDD tuwn :3 a uWu conquewow; -Ow I with >w< gwief ÚwÚ and extreme :3 age uWu shaww pewish -And never ^-^ mowe >w< behowd >w< thy ;;w;; face again. -OwO Thewefowe UwU take with ÚwÚ thee my UwU most grievous curse, -^w^ Which in OwO the :3 day >_> of ^-^ battwe tire ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe ->w< Than >w< aww OwO the complete xDD awmouw UwU that :3 thou wear'st! -UwU My ;;w;; pwayews uWu on OwO the advewse party ÚwÚ fight; -And there OwO the wittwe souws >_> of x3 Edwawd's chiwdwen -UwU Whispew OwO the uWu spiwits >_> of UwU thinye >_> enyemies -And pwomise them >_< success ÚwÚ and >_< victowy. -Bwoody :3 thou :33 awt; bwoody uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy OwO end. -Shame sewves >w< thy life ÚwÚ and doth >w< thy death >_> attend. Exit -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^-^ Though :3 faw ^-^ mowe ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ yet >w< much less -spirit ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse -xDD Abides in me; I uWu say ^-^ amen ^-^ to :3 hew. -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Stay, UwU madam, I >w< must talk :3 a >_> wowd with you. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I ^.^ have nyo uWu moe >_< sons >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw UwU bwood ->_< Fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 swaughtew. >_< Fow my daughtews, ÚwÚ Wichawd, -^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be uWu pwaying nuns, ^.^ nyot weeping xDD queens; -And OwO thewefowe ^w^ wevew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 hit theiw >w< wives. -KING :33 WICHAWD. You ^.^ have :3 a daughter xDD caww'd Ewizabeth. -:33 Viwtuous ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, :33 woyaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gwacious. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. And >w< must ^.^ she die uWu fow uWu this? :33 O, let xDD hew -live, -And I'll corrupt xDD hew xDD mannyews, :33 stain xDD hew :3 beauty, -xDD Swandew ^-^ mysewf as false ^-^ to x3 Edwawd's :33 bed, -Thwow xDD uvw xDD hew OwO the >w< veiw >_> of infamy; -^w^ So ^.^ she ^-^ may live xDD unscaww'd >_> of ÚwÚ bweeding ^w^ swaughtew, -I uWu wiww x3 confess ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot x3 Edwawd's daughter. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Wrong ^.^ nyot xDD hew birth; ^.^ she :3 is :3 a :33 woyaw +:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd ÚwÚ wish fow uWu thee to OwO hewp ;;w;; me UwU cuwse +:33 That >_> bottwed spider, :3 that fouw >_> bunch-back'd :3 toad! +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I Call'd uWu thee xDD then :33 vain :33 fwouwish of x3 my +^-^ fowtunye; +UwU I ^w^ caww'd uWu thee xDD then poor xDD shadow, painted queen, +uWu The presentation of >_> but >_> what UwU I UwU was, +uWu The flattering >_< index of :3 a ^.^ diwefuw ^.^ pageant, +x3 Onye ^.^ heav'd ^-^ a-high to be hurl'd down bewow, +^-^ A mothew >w< onwy mock'd with >w< two >w< faiw uWu babes, +^-^ A dweam of >_> what xDD thou OwO wast, :3 a ^w^ gawish flag +;;w;; To be x3 the aim of every uWu dangewous shot, +^-^ A xDD sign of UwU dignyity, :3 a :33 bweath, :3 a >_< bubbwe, +^-^ A >_< queen uWu in ^.^ jest, >w< onwy to ^w^ fiww x3 the ;;w;; scenye. +Whewe >_> is >w< thy :33 husband ^.^ nyow? Whewe be >w< thy bwothews? +Whewe be >w< thy >w< two sons? ^-^ Whewein dost xDD thou ;;w;; joy? +Who UwU sues, ÚwÚ and xDD knyeews, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says >w< 'God :3 save x3 the OwO Queen'? +Whewe be x3 the x3 bending peews :3 that fwattewed thee? +Whewe be x3 the ^-^ thwonging troops :3 that fowwowed thee? +>_< Decwinye >w< an uWu this, ÚwÚ and >_> see >_> what nyow xDD thou ÚwÚ awt: +For ^w^ happy :3 wife, :3 a UwU most distwessed widow; +For >w< joyfuw :33 mothew, one :3 that ^-^ waiws x3 the UwU nyame; +For one ^.^ being x3 su'd ^.^ to, one :3 that x3 humbwy >_< sues; +For :3 Queen, :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ caitiff cwown'd with ;;w;; cawe; +For ^.^ she :3 that >_< scown'd uWu at uWu me, nyow >_< scown'd of OwO me; +For ^.^ she ^.^ being feaw'd of all, nyow feawing onye; +For ^.^ she uWu commanding all, obey'd of none. +^-^ Thus hath x3 the course of justice x3 whiww'd about +xDD And left uWu thee >_> but :3 a xDD vewy prey to time, +>_> Having nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but xDD thought of >_> what xDD thou >w< wast +;;w;; To towtuwe uWu thee x3 the >_> mowe, ^.^ being >_> what xDD thou art. +^.^ Thou :33 didst usuwp x3 my pwace, ÚwÚ and dost xDD thou nyot +^-^ Usuwp x3 the >w< just :33 pwopowtion of x3 my uWu sowwow? +Now >w< thy OwO pwoud x3 nyeck bears half x3 my ^w^ buwden'd uWu yoke, +Fwom which even OwO hewe UwU I swip x3 my ÚwÚ weawy >_> head +xDD And OwO weave x3 the buwden of >w< it aww on thee. +UwU Faweweww, >w< Yowk's :3 wife, ÚwÚ and >_< queen of >_> sad ÚwÚ mischance; +;;w;; These :3 Engwish :3 woes UwU shaww >_< make ;;w;; me ;;w;; smiwe uWu in Fwance. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. x3 O xDD thou weww ;;w;; skiww'd uWu in curses, xDD stay ^-^ awhiwe +xDD And >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how to UwU cuwse >_< minye enemies! +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO Fowbeaw to :33 sweep x3 the nyights, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fast x3 the +days; +UwU Compawe >_< dead happinyess with UwU wiving >w< woe; +^w^ Think :3 that >w< thy babes :3 wewe ^w^ sweetew than ;;w;; they uWu wewe, +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >_< swew them fouwew than ^.^ he >w< is. +>_< Bett'wing >w< thy ^-^ woss x3 makes x3 the bad-causer ÚwÚ wowse; +Revolving ÚwÚ this xDD wiww >_< teach uWu thee >w< how to cuwse. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO My wowds OwO awe dull; >_< O, ^w^ quicken them +with thine! +>w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. x3 Thy :3 woes xDD wiww >_< make them ^-^ shawp ÚwÚ and +xDD piewce ^.^ wike ^w^ minye. uWu Exit +DUCHESS. Why >_> shouwd ^-^ cawamity be xDD fun of xDD wowds? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> Windy attorneys to uWu theiw :33 cwient :33 woes, +^w^ Aiwy OwO succeedews of uWu intestate joys, +OwO Poow :33 bweathing orators of miseries, +Let them uWu have >_> scope; ^w^ though >_> what ;;w;; they xDD wiww OwO impawt +^-^ Hewp >_< nyothing else, yet UwU do ;;w;; they case x3 the ;;w;; heawt. +DUCHESS. ;;w;; If >_> so, xDD then be nyot >_< tongue-tied. Go with uWu me, +xDD And uWu in x3 the UwU bweath of UwU bittew wowds >_> wet's >w< smothew +OwO My uWu damnyed >_< son :3 that >w< thy >w< two x3 sweet xDD sons >w< smothew'd. +uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet uWu sounds; be >w< copious uWu in uWu excwaims. + +Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and :33 his twain, ^.^ mawching with +xDD dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Who >_< intewcepts ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my ^w^ expedition? +DUCHESS. >_< O, ^.^ she :3 that ^w^ might uWu have ^-^ intewcepted ÚwÚ thee, +^-^ By >w< stwangwing uWu thee uWu in her ^w^ accuwsed womb, +Fwom aww x3 the slaughters, :3 wwetch, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast uWu donye! +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< Hidest xDD thou :3 that forehead with :3 a golden +>_< cwown +Where't >_> shouwd be uWu bwanded, >_> if :3 that >w< wight :3 wewe wight, +uWu The >_> swaughtew of x3 the Prince :3 that uWu ow'd :3 that :3 cwown, +xDD And x3 the xDD diwe :33 death of x3 my poor xDD sons ÚwÚ and bwothews? +Teww uWu me, xDD thou viwwain :33 swave, :3 whewe OwO awe x3 my :33 chiwdwen? +DUCHESS. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; toad, xDD thou ;;w;; toad, :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew +x3 Cwawence? +xDD And xDD wittwe Nyed Pwantagenyet, :33 his uWu son? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Whewe >_> is x3 the ^-^ gentwe Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, +Grey? +DUCHESS. Whewe >_> is uWu kind ÚwÚ Hastings? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ A flourish, ÚwÚ twumpets! OwO Stwike >_> awawum, >_< dwums! +Let nyot x3 the heavens hear these tell-tale x3 women +Rail on x3 the Lord's anointed. UwU Stwike, UwU I ;;w;; say! +[Flourish. :33 Awawums] +^-^ Eithew be patient ÚwÚ and entweat ;;w;; me faiw, +:33 Ow with x3 the ;;w;; cwamowous wepowt of >w< waw +^-^ Thus xDD wiww UwU I x3 dwown x3 youw exclamations. +DUCHESS. Awt xDD thou x3 my uWu son? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, UwU I >_> thank :33 God, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. +DUCHESS. UwU Then x3 patientwy hear x3 my :3 impatience. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Madam, UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 touch of x3 youw condition +:33 That ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook x3 the xDD accent of reproof. +DUCHESS. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me ^w^ speak! +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Do, :33 then; >_> but I'll nyot heaw. +DUCHESS. UwU I xDD wiww be >_< miwd ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And ^-^ bwief, ÚwÚ good mothew; fow UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ^.^ haste. +DUCHESS. Awt xDD thou UwU so ^-^ hasty? UwU I uWu have OwO stay'd fow ÚwÚ thee, +^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, uWu in x3 towment ÚwÚ and uWu in uWu agony. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And ^-^ came UwU I nyot uWu at >w< wast to uWu comfowt you? +DUCHESS. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 the >w< howy rood, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st >w< it weww +^.^ Thou xDD cam'st on ^.^ eawth to >_< make x3 the ^.^ eawth x3 my uWu heww. +^-^ A ;;w;; gwievous buwden UwU was >w< thy birth to OwO me; +^-^ Tetchy ÚwÚ and :33 waywawd UwU was >w< thy >w< infancy; +x3 Thy >_> schoow-days ^.^ fwightfuw, desp'rate, ^w^ wiwd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fuwious; +x3 Thy prime of manhood daring, >w< bowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ ventuwous; +x3 Thy age confiwm'd, :3 pwoud, ^.^ subtwe, sly, ÚwÚ and x3 bwoody, +uWu Mowe OwO miwd, >_> but yet ^.^ mowe harmful-kind uWu in hatwed. +>_> What >w< comfowtabwe >_> houw ;;w;; canst xDD thou xDD nyame +:33 That OwO evew ÚwÚ gwac'd ;;w;; me with >w< thy :3 company? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Faith, >_< nyonye >_> but Humphrey :33 Houw, :3 that ^w^ caww'd +x3 youw Gwace +;;w;; To OwO bweakfast >_> once fowth of x3 my UwU company. +;;w;; If UwU I be UwU so disgracious uWu in x3 youw >_< eye, +Let ;;w;; me :33 mawch on ÚwÚ and nyot ^-^ offend UwU you, UwU madam. +OwO Stwike x3 up x3 the dwum. +DUCHESS. UwU I :33 pwithee hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> You speak ^w^ too ^.^ bittewwy. +DUCHESS. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me :3 a wowd; +For UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew speak to uWu thee ;;w;; again. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ So. +DUCHESS. ^-^ Eithew xDD thou wiwt ^-^ die ^.^ by >_> God's >w< just ordinance +Ere from ÚwÚ this >w< waw xDD thou turn :3 a conqueror; +:33 Ow UwU I with grief ÚwÚ and extweme age UwU shaww xDD pewish +xDD And >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe behowd >w< thy OwO face ;;w;; again. +Therefore OwO take with uWu thee x3 my UwU most ;;w;; gwievous cuwse, +>_< Which uWu in x3 the day of ÚwÚ battwe tire uWu thee ^.^ mowe +Than aww x3 the complete ^-^ awmouw :3 that xDD thou weaw'st! +OwO My >_< pwayews on x3 the advewse party fight; +xDD And there x3 the xDD wittwe >w< souws of >_< Edwawd's x3 chiwdwen +ÚwÚ Whispew x3 the ;;w;; spiwits of ^.^ thinye >_< enyemies +xDD And promise them >w< success ÚwÚ and ^.^ victowy. +:3 Bwoody xDD thou awt; bwoody xDD wiww be >w< thy OwO end. +Shame sewves >w< thy >w< wife ÚwÚ and xDD doth >w< thy :33 death xDD attend. uWu Exit +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Though uWu faw ^.^ mowe >_< cause, yet much less +^w^ spiwit to UwU cuwse +Abides uWu in OwO me; UwU I >_> say ^-^ amen to her. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Stay, UwU madam, UwU I ^w^ must tawk :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. UwU I uWu have nyo ^-^ moe xDD sons of x3 the royal :3 bwood +For uWu thee to :3 swaughtew. For x3 my ^w^ daughtews, ^.^ Wichawd, +^-^ They UwU shaww be :3 pwaying nyuns, nyot weeping queens; +xDD And >_< thewefowe ^w^ wevew nyot to ;;w;; hit uWu theiw ^.^ wives. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> You uWu have :3 a daughter ^w^ caww'd Ewizabeth. +Viwtuous ÚwÚ and faiw, royal ÚwÚ and gracious. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD And ^w^ must ^.^ she ^-^ die fow :3 this? >_< O, wet her +x3 wive, +xDD And I'll corrupt her :3 mannyews, stain her >w< beauty, +Slander mysewf >_< as UwU fawse to >_< Edwawd's ^.^ bed, +Throw uvw her x3 the veiw of ^w^ infamy; +^w^ So ^.^ she OwO may ^w^ wive unscarr'd of xDD bweeding slaughter, +UwU I xDD wiww x3 confess ^.^ she UwU was nyot >_< Edwawd's >w< daughtew. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Wwong nyot her birth; ^.^ she >_> is :3 a royal >_> Pwincess. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ To :33 save xDD hew life I'll uWu say ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Her life :3 is >w< safest only in xDD hew uWu biwth. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. And only in UwU that >_> safety ;;w;; died xDD hew -OwO bwothews. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 Wo, at theiw biwth good x3 staws ;;w;; wewe opposite. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. No, ^-^ to theiw ;;w;; wives i-iww fwiends ;;w;; wewe -contrary. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Aww ^w^ unyavoided :3 is OwO the :33 doom >_> of destiny. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Twue, when :3 avoided OwO gwace makes destiny. -UwU My >w< babes ;;w;; wewe xDD destin'd ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ faiwew >_< death, ->w< If OwO gwace xDD had >_> bwess'd ÚwÚ thee with :3 a ^-^ faiwew wife. -KING :33 WICHAWD. You speak as ^-^ if UwU that I xDD had OwO swain my :3 cousins. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Cousins, UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and uWu by theiw uncwe -cozen'd -x3 Of UwU comfowt, UwU kingdom, ^.^ kindwed, freedom, wife. -uWu Whose hand ^w^ soevew uWu wanc'd theiw >w< tendew hearts, -x3 Thy uWu head, OwO an ;;w;; indiwectwy, >_> gave uWu diwection. -:3 Nyo x3 doubt OwO the x3 muwd'wous :33 knyife ÚwÚ was :33 duww ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 whetted uWu on >w< thy stonye-hawd OwO heawt -ÚwÚ To revel in OwO the entrails >_> of my lambs. -But UwU that ;;w;; stiff ;;w;; use >_> of >w< gwief makes wiwd >w< gwief >_> tame, -UwU My :33 tongue shouwd ^-^ to >w< thy ears ^.^ nyot name my :3 boys -;;w;; Tiww UwU that my ^.^ nyaiws ;;w;; wewe anchor'd in UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; -And OwO I, in such :3 a x3 desp'wate :33 bay >_> of >_< death, -;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU poow bark, >_> of :3 saiws ÚwÚ and tackling UwU weft, -^-^ Wush >w< aww ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces uWu on >w< thy uWu wocky >_< bosom. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Madam, OwO so thrive I in my enterprise -And dangewous >_< success >_> of bwoody ^w^ waws, -UwU As I intend ^-^ mowe good ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 youws ->w< Than >w< evew you ^w^ ow x3 youws uWu by me ;;w;; wewe >_> hawm'd! -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What good :3 is uWu cuvw'd with OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of -UwU heaven, -ÚwÚ To >w< be discover'd, UwU that can ^-^ do me :3 good? -KING :33 WICHAWD. advancement >_> of >_> youw ^-^ chiwdwen, gentwe ->_< wady. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Up ^-^ to >w< some ^w^ scaffowd, there ^-^ to wose theiw -;;w;; heads? -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ Unto OwO the >w< dignyity ÚwÚ and >_< height >_> of ;;w;; Fowtunye, -The UwU high >w< impewiaw type >_> of :3 this >w< eawth's x3 gwowy. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Fwattew my UwU sowwow with wepowt >_> of xDD it; ->_> Teww me what state, what dignity, what xDD honyouw, -OwO Canst :3 thou uWu demise ^-^ to ^-^ any >w< chiwd >_> of ÚwÚ minye? -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Even >w< aww I have-ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >w< aww -uWu Wiww I withaw xDD endow :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of :3 thinye; -^w^ So in OwO the >_> Wethe >_> of >w< thy :3 angwy ^w^ souw -Thou drown OwO the >_> sad wemembwance >_> of x3 those ^-^ wwongs -^w^ Which :3 thou supposest I ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ to thee. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Be brief, west UwU that OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of >w< thy ->_> kindnyess -^w^ Wast ÚwÚ wongew x3 tewwing than >w< thy x3 kindnyess' ^.^ date. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then >w< knyow, UwU that ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw I love >w< thy -daughter. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My :33 daughtew's mothew OwO thinks ^.^ it with xDD hew -ÚwÚ souw. -KING :33 WICHAWD. What ^-^ do you think? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 That :3 thou OwO dost love my daughter ^-^ fwom ->w< thy ÚwÚ souw. -^w^ So ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_< souw's love didst :3 thou love xDD hew bwothews, -And ^-^ fwom my ^w^ heawt's love I ^-^ do :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow it. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Be ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ hasty ^-^ to xDD confound my meaning. -I UwU mean UwU that with my ^w^ souw I love >w< thy daughter -And ^-^ do intend ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD hew Queen >_> of Engwand. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Weww, then, ^-^ who OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean uWu shaww >w< be -xDD hew king? -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Even ^.^ he UwU that makes xDD hew Queen. OwO Who ewse -shouwd x3 be? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> What, thou? -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. OwO How ÚwÚ think you >_> of it? -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou ^w^ woo uWu hew? -KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 That would I learn >_> of you, -UwU As ^-^ onye being :33 best acquainted with xDD hew OwO humouw. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. And xDD wiwt :3 thou learn >_> of x3 me? -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Madam, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> Send ^-^ to UwU hew, uWu by OwO the man UwU that slew xDD hew -bwothews, -OwO A paiw >_> of ÚwÚ bweeding ^.^ heawts; UwU theweon >w< engwave -^w^ 'Edwawd' ÚwÚ and 'Yowk.' ;;w;; Then uWu hapwy uWu wiww ^.^ she >w< weep; -OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to :33 hew-as ^.^ sometimes >_< Mawgawet -OwO Did ^-^ to >w< thy fathew, steep'd in :33 Wutwand's blood- -OwO A handkerchief; which, uWu say ^-^ to UwU hew, >_> did ^.^ dwain -The xDD puwpwe ;;w;; sap ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ sweet >_< bwothew's body, -And ;;w;; bid xDD hew wipe xDD hew weeping eyes :3 withaw. ->w< If :3 this >w< inducement move xDD hew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to love, ->_> Send xDD hew :3 a letter >_> of >w< thy x3 nyobwe UwU deeds; ->_> Teww xDD hew :3 thou :3 mad'st away xDD hew uncwe Clarence, -Her uncwe ;;w;; Wivews; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake -^w^ Mad'st uWu quick ^.^ conveyance with xDD hew good :33 aunt :33 Annye. -KING :33 WICHAWD. You xDD mock uWu me, ^.^ madam; :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu way -ÚwÚ To ^.^ win >_> youw daughter. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Thewe :3 is nyo uWu othew OwO way; ->_< Unwess :3 thou uWu couwdst >w< put uWu on >w< some uWu othew ^-^ shape -And ^.^ nyot >w< be Richard UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 donye >w< aww ÚwÚ this. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Say UwU that I >_> did >w< aww :3 this uWu fow love >_> of :3 hew. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Nyay, then >_< indeed ^.^ she cannyot OwO choose uWu but -UwU hate ^.^ thee, -Having bought love with such :3 a bwoody spoil. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Wook what :3 is x3 donye cannyot >w< be :3 nyow ÚwÚ amended. -Men uWu shaww ^-^ deaw unadvisedly OwO sometimes, -^w^ Which :3 aftew-houws gives :3 weisuwe ^-^ to xDD wepent. ->w< If I >_> did UwU take OwO the :3 kingdom ^-^ fwom >_> youw OwO sons, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make amends I'll ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. ->w< If I ^.^ have xDD kiww'd OwO the xDD issue >_> of >_> youw uWu womb, -ÚwÚ To quicken >_> youw OwO incwease I uWu wiww ^.^ beget -Minye xDD issue >_> of >_> youw UwU bwood x3 upon >_> youw daughter. -OwO A ;;w;; gwandam's name :3 is wittwe less in love ->w< Than :3 is OwO the x3 doating title >_> of :3 a mother; -^.^ They awe as chiwdwen uWu but ^-^ onye xDD step UwU bewow, ->_< Even >_> of >_> youw metal, >_> of >_> youw vewy bwood; -x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ onye ÚwÚ pain, :33 save uWu fow :3 a night >_> of groans -^w^ Enduw'd >_> of UwU hew, uWu fow xDD whom you ;;w;; bid >_< wike sorrow. -Your chiwdwen ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ vexation ^-^ to >_> youw youth; -But >_< minye uWu shaww >w< be :3 a comfort ^-^ to >_> youw age. -The woss you ^.^ have :3 is uWu but :3 a :3 son being ;;w;; King, -And uWu by UwU that woss >_> youw daughter :3 is :3 made Queen. -I cannyot ^-^ make you what amends I ÚwÚ wouwd, -OwO Thewefowe accept such >_> kindnyess as I ^.^ can. -Dorset >_> youw UwU son, UwU that with :3 a xDD feawfuw ^w^ souw ->w< Weads :33 discontented ^-^ steps in foweign soiw, -:3 This fair awwiance >_> quickwy uWu shaww can UwU home -ÚwÚ To UwU high ;;w;; pwomotions ÚwÚ and gweat dignyity. -The ;;w;; King, UwU that calls >_> youw uWu beauteous daughter xDD wife, ->_> Famiwiawwy uWu shaww caww >w< thy Dorset brother; ->_> Again uWu shaww you >w< be mothew ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, -And >w< aww OwO the wuins >_> of distressful xDD times -xDD Wepaiw'd with double riches >_> of ÚwÚ content. ->_< What! ^-^ we ^.^ have many ÚwÚ goodwy >_< days ^-^ to :3 see. -The :3 wiquid ^.^ dwops >_> of ;;w;; teaws UwU that you ^.^ have shed -:33 Shaww come uWu again, :33 twansfowm'd ^-^ to orient pearl, -Advantaging theiw woan with ;;w;; intewest -x3 Of >w< ten xDD times double >_< gain >_> of >w< happinyess. -Go, then, my mothew, ^-^ to >w< thy daughter ^.^ go; -UwU Make bowd xDD hew bashful years with >_> youw uWu expewience; -Pwepawe xDD hew ears ^-^ to hear :3 a >_< wooew's tawe; -x3 Put in xDD hew >w< tendew OwO heawt th' :3 aspiwing flame -x3 Of gowden x3 suvweignty; :3 acquaint OwO the ;;w;; Pwinces -x3 With OwO the ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siwent ^w^ houws >_> of mawwiage >w< joys. -And when :3 this arm >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath x3 chastised -The :33 petty rebel, UwU duww-bwain'd ^w^ Buckingham, -Bound with triumphant x3 gawwands uWu wiww I xDD come, -And ;;w;; wead >w< thy daughter ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ conquewow's ^-^ bed; -ÚwÚ To xDD whom I uWu wiww :33 wetaiw my :3 conquest uWu won, -And ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be >_> sowe uWu victowess, Caesar's Caesar. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What ;;w;; wewe I :33 best ^-^ to ^w^ say? Her >_< fathew's -bwothew -Wouwd >w< be xDD hew UwU wowd? Ow uWu shaww I uWu say xDD hew uncle? -Ow ^.^ he UwU that slew xDD hew bwothews ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_> uncwes? -^.^ Undew what title uWu shaww I ^w^ woo uWu fow ÚwÚ thee -:33 That God, OwO the waw, my xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and xDD hew love -^w^ Can ^-^ make ÚwÚ seem >w< pweasing ^-^ to xDD hew >w< tendew OwO yeaws? -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Infew fair England's xDD peace uWu by :3 this xDD awwiance. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Which ^.^ she uWu shaww ^-^ puwchase with -;;w;; stiww-wasting waw. -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Teww xDD hew OwO the ;;w;; King, UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ command, -^w^ entweats. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 That at xDD hew ^.^ hands ;;w;; which OwO the King's -UwU King UwU fowbids. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Say ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be :3 a UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 mighty >w< queen. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; waiw OwO the titwe, as xDD hew mothew uWu doth. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Say I uWu wiww love xDD hew :33 evewwastingwy. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But how wong uWu shaww UwU that title >_< 'evew' wast? -KING :33 WICHAWD. Sweetwy in x3 fowce x3 unto xDD hew fair :3 wife's OwO end. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But how wong ^w^ faiwwy uWu shaww xDD hew ^w^ sweet life -wast? -KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU As wong as >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe lengthens it. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU As wong as heww ÚwÚ and Richard wikes >_> of it. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Say OwO I, xDD hew suvweign, x3 am xDD hew :33 subject ;;w;; wow. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But :33 she, >_> youw :3 subject, woathes such ->_> suvweignty. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Be eloquent in my behawf ^-^ to :3 hew. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. An >w< honyest xDD tawe ÚwÚ speeds :33 best being ^-^ pwainwy -towd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then ^-^ pwainwy ^-^ to xDD hew tell my :33 woving >_> tawe. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Pwain ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< honyest :3 is xDD too harsh :3 a >_< stywe. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Your reasons awe xDD too shawwow ÚwÚ and xDD too ^w^ quick. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 O, no, my reasons awe xDD too ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and -^.^ dead- -:3 Too ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and OwO dead, UwU poow xDD infants, in theiw x3 gwaves. -KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Hawp ^.^ nyot uWu on UwU that string, ^.^ madam; UwU that :3 is ^.^ past. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. uWu Hawp uWu on ^.^ it still uWu shaww I ÚwÚ tiww heawtstwings -break. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Nyow, uWu by my >_> Geowge, my ^w^ gawtew, ÚwÚ and my -crown- -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Profan'd, dishonyouw'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the third -usurp'd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. I :33 sweaw- -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. By OwO nyothing; uWu fow :3 this :3 is nyo xDD oath: -x3 Thy >_> Geowge, xDD pwofan'd, ;;w;; hath lost his wowdwy >_> honyouw; -x3 Thy ^w^ gawtew, blemish'd, xDD pawn'd his :33 knyightwy viwtue; -x3 Thy UwU cwown, xDD usuwp'd, disgrac'd his >w< kingwy x3 gwowy. ->w< If xDD something :3 thou wouldst uWu sweaw ^-^ to >w< be bewiev'd, -OwO Sweaw then uWu by xDD something UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot >w< wwong'd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Then, uWu by my UwU sewf- -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. x3 Thy uWu sewf :3 is ^w^ sewf-misus'd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Nyow, uWu by OwO the xDD wowwd- -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^.^ 'Tis :33 fuww >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; fouw wwongs. -KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My >_< fathew's >_> death- -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. x3 Thy life ;;w;; hath ^.^ it dishonyouw'd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then, uWu by God- -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. God's :33 wwong :3 is UwU most >_> of all. ->w< If :3 thou didst ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO an OwO oath with Him, -The >_> unyity OwO the UwU King my xDD husband :3 made -Thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot broken, :3 nyow my bwothews died. ->w< If :3 thou xDD hadst >_< feaw'd ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO an OwO oath uWu by Him, -^-^ Th' >w< impewiaw metal, >_< ciwcwing :3 nyow >w< thy uWu head, -Had gwac'd OwO the >w< tendew OwO tempwes >_> of my x3 chiwd; -And uWu both OwO the ;;w;; Pwinces xDD had >_< been breathing ;;w;; hewe, -^w^ Which nyow, two >w< tendew xDD bedfewwows uWu fow xDD dust, -x3 Thy ^w^ bwoken :3 faith ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the uWu pwey uWu fow ^-^ wowms. -What ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu sweaw uWu by ^w^ nyow? -KING :33 WICHAWD. The UwU time ^-^ to come. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 That :3 thou x3 hast >_< wwonged in OwO the UwU time -o'ewpast; ->_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have many ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to wash -Hereafter UwU time, uWu fow UwU time ÚwÚ past wrong'd uWu by thee. -The chiwdwen live uWu whose fathews :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ swaughtew'd, -uWu Unguvwn'd youth, ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ^.^ it in theiw :33 age; -The parents live uWu whose chiwdwen :3 thou x3 hast >_< butcheed, -Old xDD bawwen ^.^ pwants, ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ^.^ it with theiw age. -OwO Sweaw ^.^ nyot uWu by UwU time ^-^ to x3 come; uWu fow UwU that :3 thou x3 hast -OwO Misus'd ewe us'd, uWu by xDD times ill-us'd ;;w;; o'ewpast. -KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU As I intend ^-^ to ^w^ pwospew ÚwÚ and repent, -^w^ So thrive I in my dangewous affairs -x3 Of hostile awms! Myself ^-^ mysewf UwU confound! -xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye bar me x3 happy OwO houws! -OwO Day, ÚwÚ yiewd me ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^-^ wight; nyow, night, >w< thy rest! -Be >w< opposite >w< aww >_< pwanyets >_> of good xDD wuck -ÚwÚ To my ^-^ pwoceeding!-if, with dear ^w^ heawt's love, -Immacuwate :3 devotion, holy ^-^ thoughts, -I >w< tendew ^.^ nyot >w< thy uWu beauteous >_< pwincewy daughter. -UwU In xDD hew :33 consists my >w< happinyess ÚwÚ and :3 thinye; -Without UwU hew, UwU fowwows ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, -Herself, OwO the wand, ÚwÚ and many :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> souw, -Death, ^w^ desowation, wuin, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ decay. -^w^ It cannyot >w< be :3 avoided uWu but uWu by ^.^ this; -^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 avoided uWu but uWu by ÚwÚ this. -:33 Thewefowe, dear mothew-I >w< must caww you ;;w;; so- -Be OwO the attorney >_> of my love ^-^ to UwU hew; ->w< Pwead what I uWu wiww ^.^ be, ^.^ nyot what I ^.^ have uWu been; -:3 Nyot my :33 desewts, uWu but what I uWu wiww desewve. -Uwge OwO the necessity ÚwÚ and OwO state >_> of times, -And >w< be ^.^ nyot peevish-fond in gweat :33 designs. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Shaww I >w< be OwO tempted >_> of OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ thus? -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw >_> tempt you ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 good. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Shaww I ^-^ fowget ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >w< be myself? -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ if >_> youw sewf's wemembwance :33 wwong +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; To :3 save her >w< wife I'll >_> say ^.^ she >_> is nyot :3 so. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Hew >w< wife >_> is >_< safest >w< onwy uWu in her xDD biwth. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD And >w< onwy uWu in :3 that :33 safety >w< died her +brothers. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Lo, uWu at uWu theiw birth ÚwÚ good stars :3 wewe UwU opposite. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :3 Nyo, to uWu theiw ;;w;; wives :33 iww ^w^ fwiends :3 wewe +^.^ contwawy. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. All >w< unyavoided >_> is x3 the >_< doom of >_> destiny. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< Twue, when avoided xDD gwace x3 makes >_> destiny. +OwO My babes :3 wewe ^w^ destin'd to :3 a fairer UwU death, +;;w;; If xDD gwace xDD had uWu bwess'd uWu thee with :3 a fairer life. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> You speak >_< as >_> if :3 that UwU I xDD had :3 swain x3 my >_> cousins. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu Cousins, :33 indeed; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by uWu theiw :33 uncwe +OwO cozen'd +Of comfort, :33 kingdom, ;;w;; kindwed, ^w^ fweedom, life. +>_< Whose uWu hand ^-^ soevew lanc'd uWu theiw xDD tendew hearts, +x3 Thy head, >w< an :33 indiwectwy, uWu gave diwection. +No doubt x3 the OwO muwd'wous knyife UwU was dull ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt +Tiww >w< it UwU was uWu whetted on >w< thy >_> stonye-hawd >_< heawt +;;w;; To ^w^ wevew uWu in x3 the entwaiws of x3 my OwO wambs. +OwO But :3 that OwO stiff use of grief x3 makes >w< wiwd grief tame, +OwO My >_> tongue >_> shouwd to >w< thy OwO eaws nyot xDD nyame x3 my >_< boys +Tiww :3 that x3 my >_< nyaiws :3 wewe :3 anchow'd uWu in ^.^ thinye eyes; +xDD And I, uWu in xDD such :3 a desp'wate ^w^ bay of UwU death, +Wike :3 a poor bawk, of sails ÚwÚ and >w< tackwing uWu weft, +Rush aww to uWu pieces on >w< thy rocky ÚwÚ bosom. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Madam, UwU so x3 thwive UwU I uWu in x3 my uWu entewpwise +xDD And uWu dangewous >w< success of bwoody ^-^ waws, +;;w;; As UwU I intend ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ good to xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> youws +Than OwO evew xDD you ow >_> youws ^.^ by ;;w;; me :3 wewe ^.^ hawm'd! +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> What ÚwÚ good >_> is cover'd with x3 the OwO face of +^.^ heaven, +;;w;; To be ^.^ discuvw'd, :3 that ^.^ can UwU do ;;w;; me good? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. advancement of x3 youw chiwdwen, ^-^ gentwe +>_> wady. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Up to x3 some scaffold, there to wose uWu theiw +^.^ heads? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Unto x3 the dignity ÚwÚ and height of ÚwÚ Fowtunye, +uWu The xDD high ÚwÚ impewiaw OwO type of ÚwÚ this :33 eawth's glory. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. UwU Fwattew x3 my sorrow with wepowt of uWu it; +Teww ;;w;; me >_> what state, >_> what UwU dignyity, >_> what honyouw, +ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou uWu demise to xDD any chiwd of mine? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Even aww UwU I x3 have-ay, ÚwÚ and mysewf ÚwÚ and aww +Will UwU I withal ;;w;; endow :3 a chiwd of thine; +^w^ So uWu in x3 the ^w^ Wethe of >w< thy angry :3 souw +^.^ Thou x3 dwown x3 the >_> sad wemembwance of UwU those >_< wwongs +>_< Which xDD thou xDD supposest UwU I uWu have donye to thee. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^w^ Be ^-^ bwief, xDD west :3 that x3 the xDD pwocess of >w< thy +OwO kindnyess +UwU Wast longer :3 tewwing than >w< thy xDD kindnyess' >_> date. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then knyow, :3 that from x3 my :3 souw UwU I wuv >w< thy +>w< daughtew. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO My ^w^ daughtew's mothew ^w^ thinks >w< it with her +^-^ souw. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What UwU do xDD you x3 think? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :33 That xDD thou dost wuv x3 my daughter from +>w< thy ^-^ souw. +^w^ So from >w< thy x3 souw's wuv :33 didst xDD thou wuv her OwO bwothews, +xDD And from x3 my heart's wuv UwU I UwU do >_> thank uWu thee fow :3 it. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Be nyot UwU so >_> hasty to confound x3 my meanying. +UwU I >_> mean :3 that with x3 my :3 souw UwU I wuv >w< thy daughter +xDD And UwU do intend to >_< make her xDD Queen of ^w^ Engwand. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Weww, >w< then, who dost xDD thou >_> mean UwU shaww be +her UwU king? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Even ^.^ he :3 that x3 makes her ÚwÚ Queen. Who >_> ewse +>_> shouwd :3 be? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. What, thou? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Even :3 so. How think xDD you of :33 it? +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou ^.^ woo OwO hew? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :33 That ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 weawn of UwU you, +;;w;; As one ^.^ being best >_> acquainted with her humouw. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD And wiwt xDD thou :3 weawn of me? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Madam, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< Send to hew, ^.^ by x3 the x3 man :3 that >_< swew her +OwO bwothews, +^-^ A :33 paiw of xDD bweeding >_> heawts; theweon engwave +:3 'Edwawd' ÚwÚ and OwO 'Yowk.' UwU Then haply xDD wiww ^.^ she ^.^ weep; +Therefore xDD pwesent to x3 hew-as x3 sometimes Margaret +Did to >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, uWu steep'd uWu in >_< Wutwand's blood- +^-^ A xDD handkewchief; ^w^ which, >_> say to hew, uWu did >_< dwain +uWu The puwpwe sap from her x3 sweet brother's ;;w;; body, +xDD And bid her xDD wipe her weeping eyes uWu withaw. +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this x3 inducement move her nyot to xDD wuv, +>_< Send her :3 a >_> wettew of >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^-^ deeds; +Teww her xDD thou ;;w;; mad'st OwO away her :33 uncwe >w< Cwawence, +:3 Hew :33 uncwe >_> Wivews; :33 ay, ÚwÚ and fow her ÚwÚ sake +^-^ Mad'st ^w^ quick :33 conveyance with her ÚwÚ good >_< aunt ÚwÚ Annye. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> You ÚwÚ mock uWu me, x3 madam; ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot x3 the uWu way +;;w;; To x3 win x3 youw >w< daughtew. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo othew way; +OwO Unwess xDD thou ^w^ couwdst put on x3 some othew xDD shape +xDD And nyot be Richard :3 that hath donye aww UwU this. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Say :3 that UwU I uWu did aww ÚwÚ this fow wuv of her. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Nyay, xDD then ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but +^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee, +>_> Having xDD bought wuv with xDD such :3 a bwoody spoil. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Wook >_> what >_> is donye ;;w;; cannyot be nyow ^w^ amended. +OwO Men UwU shaww deal unadvisedly >_< sometimes, +>_< Which aftew-houws ;;w;; gives leisure to wepent. +;;w;; If UwU I uWu did OwO take x3 the ^w^ kingdom from x3 youw sons, +;;w;; To >_< make x3 amends I'll UwU give >w< it to x3 youw >w< daughtew. +;;w;; If UwU I uWu have kill'd x3 the x3 issue of x3 youw womb, +;;w;; To ^w^ quicken x3 youw incwease UwU I xDD wiww x3 beget +Mine x3 issue of x3 youw :3 bwood ;;w;; upon x3 youw >w< daughtew. +^-^ A >_> gwandam's xDD nyame >_> is xDD wittwe less uWu in wuv +Than >_> is x3 the doating ;;w;; titwe of :3 a mothew; +^-^ They OwO awe >_< as x3 chiwdwen >_> but one :33 step bewow, +Even of x3 youw :33 metaw, of x3 youw xDD vewy ^-^ bwood; +Of aww one UwU pain, :3 save fow :3 a >w< nyight of groans +OwO Enduw'd of hew, fow ÚwÚ whom xDD you bid ^.^ wike ;;w;; sowwow. +uWu Youw x3 chiwdwen :3 wewe uWu vexation to x3 youw uWu youth; +OwO But >_< minye UwU shaww be :3 a uWu comfowt to x3 youw age. +uWu The ^-^ woss xDD you uWu have >_> is >_> but :3 a >_< son ^.^ being OwO King, +xDD And ^.^ by :3 that ^-^ woss x3 youw daughter >_> is UwU made ÚwÚ Queen. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< make xDD you >_> what x3 amends UwU I :3 wouwd, +Therefore xDD accept xDD such OwO kindnyess >_< as UwU I ;;w;; can. +Dorset x3 youw x3 son, :3 that with :3 a x3 feawfuw :3 souw +Weads >_> discontented steps uWu in :33 foweign ^w^ soiw, +This >w< faiw alliance quickly UwU shaww ^.^ can ^.^ home +;;w;; To xDD high promotions ÚwÚ and great UwU dignyity. +uWu The OwO King, :3 that ;;w;; cawws x3 youw beauteous daughter :3 wife, +Familiarly UwU shaww caww >w< thy Dorset bwothew; +^.^ Again UwU shaww xDD you be mothew to :3 a OwO king, +xDD And aww x3 the ruins of distressful times +^w^ Wepaiw'd with :3 doubwe ^w^ wiches of OwO content. +What! ^.^ we uWu have UwU many xDD goodwy OwO days to ^-^ see. +uWu The OwO wiquid ^.^ dwops of tears :3 that xDD you uWu have x3 shed +Shall come OwO again, ^.^ twansfowm'd to x3 owient >_> peaww, +:33 Advantaging uWu theiw ^w^ woan with ÚwÚ intewest +Of ;;w;; ten times :3 doubwe ^.^ gain of ÚwÚ happinyess. +^w^ Go, >w< then, x3 my :33 mothew, to >w< thy daughter go; +^-^ Make bold her ^-^ bashfuw years with x3 youw expewience; +Pwepawe her OwO eaws to hear :3 a ^.^ wooew's tale; +>_> Put uWu in her xDD tendew >_< heawt x3 th' ;;w;; aspiwing fwame +Of golden >_< suvweignty; >w< acquaint x3 the Princes +With x3 the x3 sweet silent >_> houws of ^.^ mawwiage joys. +xDD And when ÚwÚ this awm of >_< minye hath ;;w;; chastised +uWu The petty xDD webew, UwU duww-bwain'd ;;w;; Buckingham, +^.^ Bound with x3 twiumphant gawwands xDD wiww UwU I come, +xDD And lead >w< thy daughter to :3 a :33 conquewow's bed; +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I xDD wiww x3 wetaiw x3 my conquest >_> won, +xDD And ^.^ she UwU shaww be sole victoress, Caesar's Caesaw. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> What :3 wewe UwU I best to ^.^ say? :3 Hew father's +ÚwÚ bwothew +Wouwd be her xDD wowd? :33 Ow UwU shaww UwU I >_> say her xDD uncwe? +:33 Ow ^.^ he :3 that >_< swew her bwothews ÚwÚ and her uWu uncwes? +;;w;; Undew >_> what ;;w;; titwe UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ woo fow uWu thee +:33 That :33 God, x3 the waw, x3 my honyouw, ÚwÚ and her wuv +UwU Can >_< make xDD seem pweasing to her xDD tendew years? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :33 Infew >w< faiw Engwand's uWu peace ^.^ by ÚwÚ this alliance. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< Which ^.^ she UwU shaww puwchase with +>_> stiww-wasting waw. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Teww her x3 the OwO King, :3 that OwO may >_> command, +:3 entweats. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :33 That uWu at her ^.^ hands which x3 the >_< King's +^w^ King ^-^ fowbids. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Say ^.^ she UwU shaww be :3 a xDD high ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty >w< queen. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; To waiw x3 the :3 titwe, >_< as her mothew UwU doth. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Say UwU I xDD wiww wuv her :3 evewwastingwy. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO But >w< how ^-^ wong UwU shaww :3 that ;;w;; titwe :33 'evew' last? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Sweetwy uWu in force >w< unto her >w< faiw ^w^ wife's OwO end. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO But >w< how ^-^ wong ^.^ faiwwy UwU shaww her x3 sweet >w< wife +last? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; As ^-^ wong >_< as heaven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> wengthens :3 it. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; As ^-^ wong >_< as heww ÚwÚ and Richard likes of :3 it. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Say I, her sovereign, ^w^ am her x3 subject wow. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO But uWu she, x3 youw uWu subject, loathes xDD such +suvweignty. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Be uWu ewoquent uWu in x3 my behawf to her. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ An xDD honyest xDD tawe ;;w;; speeds best ^.^ being x3 pwainwy +uWu towd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then x3 pwainwy to her tell x3 my >w< woving ^-^ tawe. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Pwain ÚwÚ and nyot xDD honyest >_> is ^w^ too UwU hawsh :3 a UwU stywe. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Youw weasons OwO awe ^w^ too shallow ÚwÚ and ^w^ too quick. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< O, no, x3 my weasons OwO awe ^w^ too >_> deep ÚwÚ and +>w< dead- +Too >_> deep ÚwÚ and >_< dead, poor >_< infants, uWu in uWu theiw UwU gwaves. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Hawp nyot on :3 that :3 stwing, x3 madam; :3 that >_> is past. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Hawp on >w< it still UwU shaww UwU I >w< tiww heawtstwings +*cuddles you* bweak. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my ;;w;; Geowge, x3 my UwU gawtew, ÚwÚ and x3 my +^.^ cwown- +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^.^ Pwofan'd, >w< dishonyouw'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the thiwd +OwO usuwp'd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I ^.^ sweaw- +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ By uWu nyothing; fow ÚwÚ this >_> is nyo ^w^ oath: +x3 Thy ;;w;; Geowge, x3 pwofan'd, hath wost :33 his >_> wowdwy honour; +x3 Thy UwU gawtew, blemish'd, :3 pawn'd :33 his knyightwy UwU viwtue; +x3 Thy :3 cwown, usuwp'd, x3 disgwac'd :33 his >_> kingwy glory. +;;w;; If ^-^ something xDD thou wouldst >_< sweaw to be uWu bewiev'd, +Swear xDD then ^.^ by ^-^ something :3 that xDD thou x3 hast nyot >_> wwong'd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Then, ^.^ by x3 my >w< sewf- +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. x3 Thy self >_> is :3 sewf-misus'd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the world- +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. 'Tis full of >w< thy fouw x3 wwongs. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO My father's >w< death- +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. x3 Thy >w< wife hath >w< it dishonyouw'd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, >w< then, ^.^ by OwO God- +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> God's wrong >_> is UwU most of all. +;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst feaw to bweak >w< an ^-^ oath with ^w^ Him, +uWu The unyity x3 the ^w^ King x3 my :33 husband UwU made +^.^ Thou >w< hadst nyot OwO bwoken, nor x3 my bwothews ÚwÚ died. +;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst feaw'd to bweak >w< an ^-^ oath ^.^ by ^w^ Him, +xDD Th' ÚwÚ impewiaw :33 metaw, circling nyow >w< thy head, +xDD Had ÚwÚ gwac'd x3 the xDD tendew ^.^ tempwes of x3 my child; +xDD And both x3 the Princes xDD had :33 been :33 bweathing UwU hewe, +>_< Which now, >w< two xDD tendew xDD bedfewwows fow :33 dust, +x3 Thy xDD bwoken :33 faith hath UwU made x3 the prey fow ÚwÚ wowms. +>_> What ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_< sweaw ^.^ by ^.^ nyow? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu The time to x3 come. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :33 That xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; wwonged uWu in x3 the time +>w< o'ewpast; +For UwU I mysewf uWu have UwU many tears to >_< wash +uWu Heweaftew time, fow time x3 past wrong'd ^.^ by thee. +uWu The x3 chiwdwen ^w^ wive x3 whose uWu fathews xDD thou x3 hast uWu swaughtew'd, +Ungovern'd youth, to waiw >w< it uWu in uWu theiw >_> age; +uWu The parents ^w^ wive x3 whose x3 chiwdwen xDD thou x3 hast butcheed, +^-^ Owd ^-^ bawwen plants, to waiw >w< it with uWu theiw age. +Swear nyot ^.^ by time to >_< come; fow :3 that xDD thou x3 hast +^.^ Misus'd ere >w< us'd, ^.^ by times ill-us'd :3 o'ewpast. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; As UwU I intend to prosper ÚwÚ and repent, +^w^ So x3 thwive UwU I uWu in x3 my uWu dangewous affairs +Of >_> hostiwe >_> awms! xDD Mysewf mysewf confound! +uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye ^-^ baw ;;w;; me ^w^ happy xDD houws! +>_> Day, yield ;;w;; me nyot >w< thy >_> wight; nor, night, >w< thy west! +^w^ Be opposite aww >_> pwanyets of ÚwÚ good luck +;;w;; To x3 my ^w^ pwoceeding!-if, with uWu deaw heart's xDD wuv, +Immaculate devotion, >w< howy thoughts, +UwU I xDD tendew nyot >w< thy beauteous princely >w< daughtew. +^w^ In her uWu consists x3 my happinyess ÚwÚ and thine; +Without hew, xDD fowwows to mysewf ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee, +x3 Hewsewf, x3 the land, ÚwÚ and UwU many :3 a Christian x3 souw, +Death, desowation, >w< wuin, ÚwÚ and UwU decay. +^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be avoided >_> but ^.^ by >_< this; +^.^ It xDD wiww nyot be avoided >_> but ^.^ by UwU this. +>_< Thewefowe, uWu deaw mother-I ^w^ must caww xDD you OwO so- +^w^ Be x3 the ^.^ attownyey of x3 my wuv to >w< hew; +;;w;; Pwead >_> what UwU I xDD wiww be, nyot >_> what UwU I uWu have xDD been; +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 my UwU desewts, >_> but >_> what UwU I xDD wiww deserve. +Uwge x3 the ;;w;; nyecessity ÚwÚ and >w< state of xDD times, +xDD And be nyot peevish-fond uWu in great x3 designs. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Shall UwU I be tempted of x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< thus? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw tempt xDD you to UwU do UwU good. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Shall UwU I x3 fowget mysewf to be myself? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, >_> if x3 youw :3 sewf's wemembwance wrong OwO youwsewf. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> Yet :3 thou didst :33 kiww my children. -KING :33 WICHAWD. But in >_> youw :33 daughtew's >_> womb I :33 buwy them; -Whewe, in UwU that ^w^ nyest >_> of :3 spicewy, uWu they uWu wiww breed -^-^ Sewves >_> of themsewves, ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wecomfowtuwe. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Shaww I >w< go ^.^ win my daughter ^-^ to >w< thy x3 wiww? -KING :33 WICHAWD. And >w< be :3 a x3 happy mothew uWu by OwO the :3 deed. -ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I ^.^ go. x3 Wwite ^-^ to me vewy ÚwÚ showtwy, -And you uWu shaww undewstand ^-^ fwom me xDD hew mind. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Beaw xDD hew my OwO twue ^-^ wuv's kiss; ÚwÚ and so, faweweww. -Kissing :3 hew. Exit ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD EWIZABETH -Relenting fool, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shawwow, changing woman! - -x3 Entew RATCLIFF; >w< CATESBY following - -OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? -WATCWIFF. uWu Most :3 mighty suvweign, uWu on OwO the :3 westewn >w< coast -UwU Wideth :3 a uWu puissant navy; ^-^ to ^-^ ouw shores -Throng many doubtfuw >w< howwow-heawted fwiends, -Unarm'd, ÚwÚ and uWu unwesowv'd ^-^ to beat them ^-^ back. -^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought UwU that x3 Wichmond :3 is theiw >_> admiwaw; -And there uWu they OwO huww, xDD expecting uWu but OwO the aid -x3 Of Buckingham ^-^ to ^-^ wewcome them ashore. -KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Some light-foot fwiend OwO post ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of -Nyowfowk. -Ratcliff, xDD thysewf-ow Catesby; xDD whewe :3 is x3 he? -CATESBY. Here, my good :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Catesby, UwU fwy ^-^ to OwO the >_> Duke. -CATESBY. I uWu wiww my lord, with >w< aww UwU convenyient UwU haste. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Ratcliff, come hithew. x3 Post ^-^ to ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; -When :3 thou ;;w;; com'st ;;w;; thithew- uWu [To ^w^ CATESBY] Dull, -unmindfuww viwwain, -UwU Why x3 stay'st :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and go'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the OwO Duke? -CATESBY. First, :3 mighty UwU wiege, tell me >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pweasuwe, -What ^-^ fwom >_> youw OwO Gwace I uWu shaww x3 dewivew ^-^ to >_> him. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 O, true, good uWu Catesby. UwU Bid him levy straight -The :3 gweatest OwO stwength ÚwÚ and power UwU that ^.^ he can ^-^ make -And ^.^ meet me :33 suddenwy at Sawisbuwy. -CATESBY. I ^.^ go. Exit -WATCWIFF. >_> What, ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you, uWu shaww I ^-^ do at OwO Sawisbuwy? -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, what wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do there before I -go? -WATCWIFF. Your Highness told me I shouwd OwO post >_> befowe. -KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My :33 mind :3 is >_< chang'd. - -x3 Entew LORD ÚwÚ STANWEY - ->_> STANWEY, what UwU nyews with you? -^-^ STANWEY. None uWu good, my UwU wiege, ^-^ to >w< pwease you with -OwO the hearing; -Nyow UwU nyonye OwO so OwO bad uWu but ;;w;; weww ^-^ may >w< be uWu wepowted. -KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Hoyday, :3 a >_< widdwe! neither good :3 nyow bad! -What UwU nyeed'st :3 thou run OwO so many :3 miwes >w< about, -When :3 thou ^.^ mayest tell >w< thy xDD tawe OwO the uWu nyeawest ^w^ way? ->w< Once :3 mowe, what x3 nyews? -^-^ STANWEY. x3 Wichmond :3 is uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ seas. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Thewe let him ^w^ sink, ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO the :33 seas uWu on :3 him! -uWu White-wivew'd wunyagate, what doth ^.^ he thewe? -^-^ STANWEY. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, :3 mighty suvweign, uWu but uWu by guess. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, as you guess? -^-^ STANWEY. ÚwÚ Stiww'd OwO up uWu by Dowset, ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Mowton, -ÚwÚ He makes uWu fow ^.^ Engwand here ^-^ to OwO cwaim OwO the ^w^ cwown. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Is OwO the chair UwU empty? ^-^ Is OwO the >_< swowd unsway'd? -^-^ Is OwO the UwU King OwO dead, OwO the ^.^ empiwe unpossess'd? -What ÚwÚ heiw >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is there x3 awive uWu but >_> we? -And ^-^ who :3 is England's UwU King uWu but gweat xDD Yowk's OwO heiw? -;;w;; Then tell me what makes ^.^ he x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ seas. -^-^ STANWEY. >_< Unwess uWu fow UwU that, my UwU wiege, I cannyot guess. -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Unwess uWu fow UwU that ^.^ he comes ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw UwU wiege, -You cannyot ^.^ guess xDD whewefowe OwO the Welshman comes. -Thou xDD wiwt uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and UwU fwy ^-^ to ^w^ him, I fear. -^-^ STANWEY. No, my good ^w^ wowd; OwO thewefowe ^-^ mistwust me not. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy power then, ^-^ to beat him back? -:3 Whewe >w< be >w< thy tenants ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> fowwowews? -uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot :3 nyow x3 upon OwO the :3 westewn shore, -xDD Safe-conducting OwO the rebels ^-^ fwom theiw ships? -^-^ STANWEY. No, my good lord, my fwiends awe in OwO the north. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Cold fwiends ^-^ to >_> me. What ^-^ do uWu they in OwO the -north, -When uWu they shouwd sewve theiw x3 suvweign in OwO the ÚwÚ west? -^-^ STANWEY. ^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been uWu commanded, :3 mighty King. -ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to ^w^ give me leave, -I'll uWu mustew OwO up my fwiends ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet >_> youw OwO Gwace -:3 Whewe ÚwÚ and what UwU time >_> youw uWu Majesty uWu shaww pwease. -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, :3 thou wouldst >w< be gonye ^-^ to >_> join with -Richmond; -But I'll ^.^ nyot xDD twust thee. -^-^ STANWEY. uWu Most :3 mighty suvweign, -You ^.^ have nyo cause ^-^ to howd my friendship uWu doubtfuw. -I never ÚwÚ was :3 nyow never uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ fawse. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Go, then, ÚwÚ and uWu mustew ^-^ men. But xDD weave >_> behind -Your UwU son, xDD Geowge Stanley. Wook >_> youw OwO heawt >w< be UwU fiwm, -Ow ewse his ÚwÚ head's assuwance :3 is uWu but frail. -^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ So ^-^ deaw with him as I ^w^ pwuv OwO twue ^-^ to you. Exit - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, :3 nyow in ^w^ Devonshiwe, -UwU As I uWu by fwiends x3 am ;;w;; weww >_> advewtised, -Sir >_< Edwawd x3 Couwtnyey ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 haughty prelate, -ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of ^.^ Exetew, his ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, -x3 With many uWu moe >_< confedewates, awe in arms. - -x3 Entew another MESSENGEW - -x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. UwU In ^.^ Kent, my UwU wiege, OwO the Guilfords awe in +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Yet xDD thou :33 didst OwO kiww x3 my >_< chiwdwen. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO But uWu in x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's womb UwU I ^.^ buwy OwO them; +UwU Whewe, uWu in :3 that nyest of OwO spicewy, ;;w;; they xDD wiww breed +Selves of ^.^ themsewves, to x3 youw recomforture. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Shall UwU I OwO go x3 win x3 my daughter to >w< thy xDD wiww? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And be :3 a ^w^ happy mothew ^.^ by x3 the UwU deed. +>w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. UwU I ÚwÚ go. :3 Wwite to ;;w;; me xDD vewy shortly, +xDD And xDD you UwU shaww understand from ;;w;; me her :33 mind. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Beaw her x3 my true love's >_< kiss; ÚwÚ and >_> so, farewell. +Kissing her. uWu Exit >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH +^.^ Wewenting x3 foow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ shawwow, :3 changing OwO woman! + +Entew ^w^ WATCWIFF; CATESBY fowwowing + +How >_< nyow! >_> what nyews? +;;w;; WATCWIFF. :3 Most ^-^ mighty sovereign, on x3 the xDD westewn :3 coast +:33 Wideth :3 a x3 puissant OwO nyavy; to UwU ouw uWu showes +Thwong UwU many ^.^ doubtfuw UwU howwow-heawted OwO fwiends, +OwO Unyawm'd, ÚwÚ and unresolv'd to xDD beat them back. +'Tis xDD thought :3 that >_< Wichmond >_> is uWu theiw admiwaw; +xDD And there ;;w;; they hull, expecting >_> but x3 the >_> aid +Of ^-^ Buckingham to wewcome them ^.^ ashowe. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; Some wight-foot :33 fwiend x3 post to x3 the >w< Duke of +x3 Nyowfowk. +;;w;; Watcwiff, ;;w;; thysewf-ow xDD Catesby; :3 whewe >_> is uWu he? +UwU CATESBY. Here, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :33 Catesby, fwy to x3 the uWu Duke. +UwU CATESBY. UwU I xDD wiww x3 my uWu wowd, with aww UwU convenyient ^.^ haste. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; Watcwiff, come hithew. :33 Post to Sawisbuwy; +x3 When xDD thou UwU com'st OwO thithew- :33 [To ^.^ CATESBY] Dull, +uWu unmindfuww villain, +Why UwU stay'st xDD thou UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and :33 go'st nyot to x3 the Duke? +UwU CATESBY. ^.^ Fiwst, ^-^ mighty ^.^ wiege, tell ;;w;; me x3 youw Highness' x3 pweasuwe, +>_> What from x3 youw Gwace UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ dewivew to ^.^ him. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< O, ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Catesby. x3 Bid ^.^ him wevy ^w^ stwaight +uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and powew :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ can >_< make +xDD And :3 meet ;;w;; me ;;w;; suddenwy uWu at Salisbury. +UwU CATESBY. UwU I ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit +;;w;; WATCWIFF. What, OwO may >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, UwU shaww UwU I UwU do uWu at :33 Sawisbuwy? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, >_> what wouldst xDD thou UwU do there >w< befowe UwU I +>w< go? +;;w;; WATCWIFF. uWu Youw >_> Highnyess told ;;w;; me UwU I >_> shouwd x3 post befowe. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO My ^-^ mind >_> is x3 chang'd. + +Entew >w< WOWD STANLEY + +STANWEY, >_> what nyews with you? +STANWEY. ^-^ Nyonye UwU good, x3 my ^.^ wiege, to uWu pwease xDD you with +x3 the OwO heawing; +x3 Nyow >_< nyonye UwU so :33 bad >_> but weww OwO may be ^.^ wepowted. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Hoyday, :3 a widdwe! :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ good nor UwU bad! +>_> What uWu nyeed'st xDD thou >w< wun UwU so UwU many >_< miwes about, +x3 When xDD thou :33 mayest tell >w< thy xDD tawe x3 the ÚwÚ nyeawest >w< way? +Once >_> mowe, >_> what nyews? +STANWEY. >_< Wichmond >_> is on x3 the ;;w;; seas. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Thewe wet ^.^ him >_< sink, ÚwÚ and be x3 the seas on x3 him! +xDD White-wivew'd wunyagate, >_> what xDD doth ^.^ he OwO thewe? +STANWEY. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, ^-^ mighty sovereign, >_> but ^.^ by ÚwÚ guess. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Weww, >_< as xDD you OwO guess? +STANWEY. :33 Stiww'd x3 up ^.^ by x3 Dowset, ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mowton, +>w< He x3 makes fow England OwO hewe to >_< cwaim x3 the crown. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Is x3 the >w< chaiw empty? Is x3 the xDD swowd x3 unsway'd? +Is x3 the ^w^ King >_< dead, x3 the empire OwO unpossess'd? +>_> What heir of York >_> is there ^.^ awive >_> but uWu we? +xDD And who >_> is Engwand's ^w^ King >_> but great >w< Yowk's heir? +UwU Then tell ;;w;; me >_> what x3 makes ^.^ he ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; seas. +STANWEY. OwO Unwess fow :3 that, x3 my ^.^ wiege, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ guess. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO Unwess fow :3 that ^.^ he x3 comes to be x3 youw ^.^ wiege, +>_> You ;;w;; cannyot guess ^-^ whewefowe x3 the Wewshman ^w^ comes. +^.^ Thou wiwt ;;w;; wevowt ÚwÚ and fwy to :3 him, UwU I ;;w;; feaw. +STANWEY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; >_< thewefowe xDD mistwust ;;w;; me not. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Whewe >_> is >w< thy powew >w< then, to xDD beat ^.^ him back? +Whewe be >w< thy tenyants ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 fowwowews? +^w^ Awe ;;w;; they nyot nyow ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD westewn >w< showe, +x3 Safe-conducting x3 the ÚwÚ webews from uWu theiw >_> ships? +STANWEY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 my ^w^ fwiends OwO awe uWu in x3 the nyowth. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Cowd ^w^ fwiends to x3 me. >_> What UwU do ;;w;; they uWu in x3 the +:33 nyowth, +x3 When ;;w;; they >_> shouwd serve uWu theiw suvweign uWu in x3 the >w< west? +STANWEY. ^-^ They uWu have nyot :33 been UwU commanded, ^-^ mighty ;;w;; King. +>w< Pweaseth x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to UwU give ;;w;; me weave, +I'll muster x3 up x3 my ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and :3 meet x3 youw Gwace +Whewe ÚwÚ and >_> what time x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty UwU shaww ÚwÚ pwease. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, :33 ay, xDD thou wouldst be >_> gonye to ^w^ join with +xDD Wichmond; +OwO But I'll nyot :33 twust thee. +STANWEY. :3 Most ^-^ mighty sovereign, +>_> You uWu have nyo cause to howd x3 my ÚwÚ fwiendship doubtful. +UwU I >_< nyevew UwU was nor >_< nyevew xDD wiww be >w< fawse. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Go, >w< then, ÚwÚ and muster ^.^ men. OwO But OwO weave x3 behind +uWu Youw x3 son, ^w^ Geowge Stanwey. Wook x3 youw >_< heawt be OwO fiwm, +:33 Ow >_> ewse :33 his xDD head's assurance >_> is >_> but frail. +STANWEY. ^w^ So deal with ^.^ him >_< as UwU I ^-^ pwuv true to OwO you. uWu Exit + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My >_> gwacious sovereign, nyow uWu in x3 Devonshiwe, +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ by ^w^ fwiends ^w^ am weww >_> advewtised, +Sir Edward Courtney ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ haughty OwO pwewate, +>_> Bishop of >_< Exetew, :33 his :33 ewdew brother, +With UwU many ^-^ moe uWu confedewates, OwO awe uWu in arms. + +Entew anyothew MESSENGEW + +^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ In UwU Kent, x3 my ^.^ wiege, x3 the :3 Guiwfowds OwO awe uWu in arms; -And every hour ^-^ mowe UwU competitows -UwU Fwock ^-^ to OwO the >_< webews, ÚwÚ and theiw power grows stwong. - -x3 Entew another MESSENGEW - -uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_> of gweat xDD Buckingham- -KING :33 WICHAWD. Out uWu on you, ^w^ owws! Nyothing uWu but >_> songs >_> of -UwU death? :3 [He strikes xDD him] -Thewe, UwU take :3 thou UwU that ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou bwing better news. -uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. The UwU nyews I ^.^ have ^-^ to tell >_> youw uWu Majesty -^-^ Is UwU that uWu by ^w^ sudden floods ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_> of UwU watews -Buckingham's ;;w;; awmy :3 is ^.^ dispews'd ÚwÚ and :3 scattew'd; -And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf wand'wed away xDD awonye, -:3 Nyo man knows whither. -KING :33 WICHAWD. I x3 cwy ÚwÚ thee uWu mewcy. -Thewe :3 is my >_> puwse ^-^ to cure UwU that blow >_> of >w< thinye. -;;w;; Hath ^-^ any >_> weww-advised fwiend pwocwaim'd -Reward ^-^ to him UwU that brings OwO the >_> twaitow OwO in? -uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. Such proclamation ;;w;; hath >_< been made, -my OwO Wowd. - -x3 Entew another MESSENGEW - ->_< FOUWTH MESSENGEW. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvw ÚwÚ and Wowd UwU Mawquis -Dowset, -^.^ 'Tis said, my UwU wiege, in Yorkshire awe in arms. -But :3 this good comfort bwing I ^-^ to >_> youw :33 Highnyess- -The Britaine ÚwÚ nyavy :3 is ^.^ dispews'd uWu by ^w^ tempest. -x3 Wichmond in >w< Dowsetshiwe x3 sent >_< out :3 a ^-^ boat -^.^ Unto OwO the shore, ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask x3 those uWu on OwO the ;;w;; banks ->w< If uWu they ;;w;; wewe his ^.^ assistants, OwO yea ^w^ ow no; -OwO Who xDD answew'd him uWu they came ^-^ fwom Buckingham -:3 Upon his :3 pawty. >_< He, OwO mistwusting ;;w;; them, -uWu Hois'd >_> saiw, ÚwÚ and :3 made his ^-^ couwse UwU again uWu fow OwO Bwitainye. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, mawch OwO on, >_< since ^-^ we awe OwO up in +xDD And every >_> houw ^.^ mowe ^.^ competitows +OwO Fwock to x3 the rebels, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw powew gwows strong. + +Entew anyothew MESSENGEW + +^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the ^.^ awmy of great Buckingham- +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Out on UwU you, owws! Nyothing >_> but songs of +UwU death? [He :33 stwikes >w< him] +There, OwO take xDD thou :3 that >w< tiww xDD thou ;;w;; bwing xDD bettew ;;w;; nyews. +^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The nyews UwU I uWu have to tell x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +Is :3 that ^.^ by ^.^ sudden xDD fwoods ÚwÚ and faww of watews +OwO Buckingham's ^.^ awmy >_> is uWu dispews'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ scattew'd; +xDD And ^.^ he >_< himsewf ^-^ wand'wed OwO away ^-^ awonye, +No x3 man xDD knyows whither. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I cwy uWu thee mercy. +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 my >_< puwse to >w< cuwe :3 that ^w^ bwow of ÚwÚ thinye. +>_< Hath xDD any UwU weww-advised :33 fwiend proclaim'd +Reward to ^.^ him :3 that >_< bwings x3 the traitor in? +^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. >w< Such pwocwamation hath :33 been made, +x3 my Lord. + +Entew anyothew MESSENGEW + +;;w;; FOUWTH x3 MESSENGEW. Sir Thomas Lovel ÚwÚ and Lord ^w^ Mawquis +x3 Dowset, +'Tis said, x3 my ^.^ wiege, uWu in ^.^ Yowkshiwe OwO awe uWu in arms. +OwO But ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good uWu comfowt ;;w;; bwing UwU I to x3 youw :3 Highnyess- +uWu The >_< Bwitainye >_< nyavy >_> is uWu dispews'd ^.^ by ;;w;; tempest. +>_< Wichmond uWu in x3 Dowsetshiwe sent x3 out :3 a ^.^ boat +uWu Unto x3 the >w< showe, to ^w^ ask UwU those on x3 the uWu banks +;;w;; If ;;w;; they :3 wewe :33 his xDD assistants, >w< yea ow ^.^ nyo; +Who x3 answew'd ^.^ him ;;w;; they ^-^ came from ^-^ Buckingham +>_> Upon :33 his pawty. ^-^ He, ^.^ mistwusting ÚwÚ them, +Hois'd sail, ÚwÚ and UwU made :33 his course again fow OwO Bwitainye. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. March ;;w;; on, :33 mawch ;;w;; on, xDD since ^.^ we OwO awe x3 up uWu in arms; ->w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to fight with foweign ;;w;; enyemies, ->_> Yet ^-^ to beat ;;w;; down ^.^ these rebels here at UwU home. +;;w;; If nyot to >w< fight with :33 foweign UwU enyemies, +ÚwÚ Yet to xDD beat down these ÚwÚ webews OwO hewe uWu at >_> home. -;;w;; We-entew >w< CATESBY +^.^ We-entew CATESBY -CATESBY. UwU My UwU wiege, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham :3 is taken- -:33 That :3 is OwO the :33 best news. :33 That OwO the Eaww >_> of x3 Wichmond -^-^ Is with :3 a :3 mighty power ^w^ wanded at ;;w;; Miwfowd -^-^ Is colder UwU tidings, ÚwÚ yet uWu they >w< must >w< be towd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Away towards xDD Sawisbuwy! OwO Whiwe ^-^ we reason -here -OwO A :33 woyaw ^-^ battwe UwU might >w< be xDD won ÚwÚ and xDD wost. -uWu Some ^-^ onye UwU take owdew Buckingham >w< be ^w^ bwought -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; OwO the west mawch uWu on with >_> me. -:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt +UwU CATESBY. OwO My ^.^ wiege, x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Buckingham >_> is :3 taken- +:33 That >_> is x3 the best ;;w;; nyews. :33 That x3 the ^-^ Eaww of >_< Wichmond +Is with :3 a ^-^ mighty powew landed uWu at Miwfowd +Is ^-^ cowdew :3 tidings, yet ;;w;; they ^w^ must be uWu towd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Away uWu towawds ^-^ Sawisbuwy! While ^.^ we reason +OwO hewe +^-^ A royal ÚwÚ battwe ^w^ might be ^.^ won ÚwÚ and :3 wost. +;;w;; Some one OwO take order ^-^ Buckingham be ^.^ bwought +;;w;; To Sawisbuwy; x3 the xDD west :33 mawch on with x3 me. +>w< Fwouwish. Exeunt -^-^ SCENyE 5. +>w< SCENyE 5. -LORD OwO DEWBY'S house +>w< WOWD >w< DEWBY'S ;;w;; house -x3 Entew ÚwÚ STANWEY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ CHWISTOPHEW ;;w;; UWSWICK +Entew STANLEY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW CHRISTOPHER x3 UWSWICK -^-^ STANWEY. Sir :33 Chwistophew, tell x3 Wichmond :3 this ^-^ fwom :3 me: -:33 That in OwO the >w< sty >_> of OwO the UwU most >_> deadwy ^-^ boaw -UwU My :3 son xDD Geowge uWu Stanwey :3 is frank'd OwO up in howd; ->w< If I x3 wevowt, x3 off :33 goes x3 young >_< Geowge's ÚwÚ head; -The ;;w;; feaw >_> of UwU that howds x3 off my ÚwÚ pwesent :33 aid. -UwU So, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to >w< thy :33 wowd. -Withaw uWu say UwU that OwO the Queen ;;w;; hath >_> heawtiwy >_> consented -ÚwÚ He shouwd :3 espouse Ewizabeth xDD hew daughter. -But tell uWu me, xDD whewe :3 is >_< pwincewy x3 Wichmond ^w^ nyow? -CHRISTOPHER. ^.^ At >_> Pembwoke, ^w^ ow at Ha'wfowd west in ^-^ Wawes. -^-^ STANWEY. What x3 men >_> of name uWu wesowt ^-^ to OwO him? -CHRISTOPHER. Sir Walter x3 Hewbewt, :3 a renowned sowdiew; -ÚwÚ SIW Gilbert >_> Tawbot, Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Stanwey, -OXFORD, wedoubted >_> Pembwoke, Sir xDD James x3 Bwunt, -And Rice xDD ap ^.^ Thomas, with :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant crew; -And many uWu othew >_> of gweat name ÚwÚ and xDD wowth; -And towards UwU Wondon ^-^ do uWu they ^-^ bend theiw :33 powew, ->w< If uWu by OwO the uWu way uWu they >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD fought :3 withaw. -^-^ STANWEY. Weww, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ wowd; I ÚwÚ kiss his >w< hand; -UwU My letter uWu wiww :3 wesowve him >_> of my mind. ->w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt +STANWEY. Sir UwU Chwistophew, tell >_< Wichmond ÚwÚ this from ;;w;; me: +:33 That uWu in x3 the >w< sty of x3 the UwU most deadwy boar +OwO My >_< son ^w^ Geowge Stanwey >_> is frank'd x3 up uWu in howd; +;;w;; If UwU I >_> wevowt, x3 off xDD goes xDD young George's head; +uWu The feaw of :3 that ÚwÚ howds x3 off x3 my xDD pwesent OwO aid. +So, get uWu thee xDD gonye; ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy OwO wowd. +Withaw >_> say :3 that x3 the xDD Queen hath UwU heawtiwy :3 consented +>w< He >_> shouwd espouse ^w^ Ewizabeth her >w< daughtew. +OwO But tell uWu me, :3 whewe >_> is princely >_< Wichmond ^.^ nyow? +OwO CHWISTOPHEW. At UwU Pembwoke, ow uWu at Ha'wfowd xDD west uWu in Wales. +STANWEY. >_> What ;;w;; men of xDD nyame xDD wesowt to him? +OwO CHWISTOPHEW. Sir Wawtew Herbert, :3 a uWu wenyownyed UwU sowdiew; +ÚwÚ SIW ^w^ Giwbewt Talbot, Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam ^-^ Stanwey, +^-^ OXFOWD, wedoubted UwU Pembwoke, Sir ;;w;; James Bwunt, +xDD And >_< Wice ^.^ ap Thomas, with :3 a uWu vawiant ^-^ cwew; +xDD And UwU many othew of great xDD nyame ÚwÚ and wowth; +xDD And uWu towawds ;;w;; Wondon UwU do ;;w;; they >w< bend uWu theiw x3 powew, +;;w;; If ^.^ by x3 the uWu way ;;w;; they be nyot ÚwÚ fought uWu withaw. +STANWEY. xDD Weww, hie uWu thee to >w< thy wowd; UwU I :3 kiss :33 his xDD hand; +OwO My >_> wettew xDD wiww wesowve ^.^ him of x3 my :33 mind. +uWu Faweweww. Exeunt -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. -Sawisbuwy. An open place +Salisbury. ^-^ An open :33 pwace -x3 Entew OwO the SHEWIFF ÚwÚ and ^-^ guawd, with :3 BUCKINGHAM, wed ^-^ to >_> execution +Entew x3 the SHERIFF ÚwÚ and guawd, with xDD BUCKINGHAM, x3 wed to :33 execution ->w< BUCKINGHAM. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot UwU King Richard let me speak with -OwO him? -SHERIFF. No, my good ^w^ wowd; OwO thewefowe >w< be ÚwÚ patient. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. Hastings, ÚwÚ and x3 Edwawd's ^-^ chiwdwen, Gwey, ÚwÚ and +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Will nyot ^w^ King Richard wet ;;w;; me speak with +him? +SHERIFF. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; >_< thewefowe be uWu patient. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and >_< Edwawd's chiwdwen, Gwey, ÚwÚ and Rivers, -;;w;; Howy UwU King Henry, ÚwÚ and >w< thy fair :3 son Edwawd, -^-^ Vaughan, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ miscawwied -By undewhand >_< cowwupted ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ injustice, ->w< If UwU that >_> youw ^-^ moody :33 discontented souws -Do OwO thwough OwO the clouds >w< behowd :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD houw, ->_< Even uWu fow wevenge xDD mock my destruction! -:3 This :3 is ÚwÚ Aww-Souws' day, fewwow, :3 is ^.^ it not? -SHERIFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. ->w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Why, then ÚwÚ Aww-Souws' :3 day :3 is my body's +Holy ^w^ King Henry, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< faiw >_< son Edwawd, +^-^ Vaughan, ÚwÚ and aww :3 that uWu have ^-^ miscawwied +^-^ By undewhand cowwupted fouw ^w^ injustice, +;;w;; If :3 that x3 youw moody >_> discontented >w< souws +Do ^w^ thwough x3 the :33 cwouds behowd ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ^-^ houw, +Even fow xDD wevenge ÚwÚ mock x3 my x3 destwuction! +This >_> is :33 Aww-Souws' ^-^ day, fewwow, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? +SHERIFF. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why, xDD then :33 Aww-Souws' day >_> is x3 my body's OwO doomsday. -:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day ;;w;; which in UwU King x3 Edwawd's UwU time -I :33 wish'd UwU might ^-^ faww uWu on me when I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; found -UwU Fawse ^-^ to his chiwdwen ÚwÚ and his :3 wife's ÚwÚ awwies; -:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day wherein I :33 wish'd ^-^ to ^-^ faww -By OwO the false :3 faith >_> of him xDD whom UwU most I trusted; -This, :3 this ÚwÚ Aww-Souws' :3 day ^-^ to my xDD feawfuw ^w^ souw -^-^ Is OwO the determin'd respite >_> of my wwongs; -:33 That UwU high :3 Aww-Seew ;;w;; which I OwO dawwied with -;;w;; Hath tuwn'd my feigned >w< pwayew uWu on my head -And >w< given in eawnyest what I begg'd in ÚwÚ jest. -ÚwÚ Thus doth ÚwÚ He x3 fowce OwO the >_> swowds >_> of ;;w;; wicked x3 men -ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn theiw >_> own OwO points in theiw masters' ^-^ bosoms. -ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; Mawgawet's ^w^ cuwse ^.^ fawws :33 heavy uWu on my ÚwÚ nyeck. ->w< 'When he' OwO quoth ^.^ she >w< 'shaww split >w< thy OwO heawt with xDD sowwow, -Wemembew >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was :3 a prophetess.' -Come ;;w;; wead uWu me, ;;w;; officews, ^-^ to OwO the bwock >_> of >_< shame; -Wrong ;;w;; hath uWu but ^.^ wwong, ÚwÚ and blame OwO the :3 due >_> of blame. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. - -ÚwÚ Camp ;;w;; nyeaw x3 Tamwowth - -x3 Entew RICHMOND, OXFORD, ÚwÚ SIW JAMES BLUNT, ÚwÚ SIW :3 WAWTEW HERBERT, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, -with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours - -RICHMOND. ^.^ Fewwows in uWu awms, ÚwÚ and my UwU most :33 woving fwiends, -Bwuis'd undewnyeath OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of tywanny, -ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw OwO into OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the ^.^ wand ->_< Have ^-^ we mawch'd uWu on ^-^ without impediment; -And here weceive ^-^ we ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw fathew uWu Stanwey -Lines >_> of fair comfort ÚwÚ and encouragement. -The :3 wwetched, bwoody, ÚwÚ and uWu usuwping boaw, -:33 That :3 spoiw'd >_> youw uWu summew fields ÚwÚ and :3 fwuitfuw vines, -^-^ Swiwws >_> youw warm UwU bwood >_< wike ^w^ wash, ÚwÚ and makes his twough -UwU In >_> youw emboweww'd >_> bosoms-this ;;w;; fouw ^w^ swinye -^-^ Is :3 nyow x3 even in OwO the ^-^ centwe >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ iswe, -Near ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ town >_> of Leicester, as ^-^ we :3 weawn. -From x3 Tamwowth thithew :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye UwU day's UwU mawch. -UwU In God's name cheewwy OwO on, courageous fwiends, -ÚwÚ To :33 weap OwO the hawvest >_> of x3 pewpetuaw xDD peace -By :3 this ^-^ onye bwoody UwU twiaw >_> of shawp waw. -OXFOWD. uWu Evewy ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; conscience :3 is :3 a ^w^ thousand ^-^ men, -ÚwÚ To fight x3 against :3 this OwO guiwty uWu homicide. -HERBERT. I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but his fwiends uWu wiww xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -BLUNT. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath nyo fwiends uWu but what awe fwiends uWu fow feaw, -^w^ Which in his ;;w;; deawest :3 nyeed uWu wiww UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >_> him. -RICHMOND. ^-^ Aww uWu fow ^-^ ouw vantage. ;;w;; Then in God's name UwU mawch. -^.^ Twue >w< hope :3 is swift ÚwÚ and flies with ÚwÚ swawwow's wings; ->w< Kings ^.^ it makes >_< gods, ÚwÚ and meaner cweatuwes ^.^ kings. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. - -^.^ Boswowth Field - -x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD in uWu awms, with >w< NyOWFOWK, ^w^ WATCWIFF, -OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_> of SUWWEYS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 pitch ^-^ ouw >_> tent, x3 even here in ^.^ Boswowth -fiewd. -UwU My Wowd >_> of Surrey, x3 why ÚwÚ wook you OwO so sad? -^w^ SUWWEY. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is >w< ten xDD times ;;w;; wightew than my OwO wooks. -KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My Wowd >_> of Norfolk! -xDD NyOWFOWK. Here, UwU most >_< gwacious ^.^ wiege. -KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Nyowfowk, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have xDD knyocks; ^-^ ha! >w< must ^-^ we -not? -xDD NyOWFOWK. We >w< must uWu both ^w^ give ÚwÚ and UwU take, my :33 woving :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 Up x3 With my tent! ;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I lie to-night; -[Soldiers begin ^-^ to xDD set OwO up OwO the UwU KING'S tent] -But xDD whewe ;;w;; to-mowwow? Weww, all's ^-^ onye uWu fow ;;w;; that. -OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^-^ descwied OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the ^-^ twaitows? -xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> Six ^w^ ow :3 seven ^w^ thousand :3 is theiw xDD utmost >_> powew. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ ouw ^.^ battawia trebles UwU that account; -UwU Besides, OwO the King's name :3 is :3 a UwU towew >_> of UwU stwength, -^w^ Which uWu they x3 upon OwO the advewse >w< faction :3 want. -:33 Up with OwO the tent! ^w^ Come, x3 nyobwe gentlemen, ->_> Wet OwO us >w< suwvey OwO the :3 vantage >_> of OwO the ground. -^-^ Caww uWu fow >w< some x3 men >_> of :33 sound uWu diwection. -Let's wack nyo discipwinye, ^-^ make nyo >_< deway; ->_< Fow, x3 wowds, to-morrow :3 is :3 a busy day. >_< Exeunt - -OwO Entew, uWu on OwO the uWu othew >_> side >_> of OwO the field, -RICHMOND, ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM BRANDON, OXFORD, UwU DOWSET, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. uWu Some :3 pitch RICHMOND'S tent - -RICHMOND. The x3 weawy >_< sun ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a gowden set, -And uWu by OwO the UwU bwight ;;w;; twact >_> of his :33 fiewy caw -Gives token >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :3 day >w< to-mowwow. -Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam :33 Bwandon, you uWu shaww bear my ^-^ standawd. ->w< Give me >w< some ink ÚwÚ and paper in my >w< tent. -I'll dwaw OwO the fowm ÚwÚ and :3 modew >_> of ^-^ ouw battwe, -OwO Wimit OwO each :3 weadew ^-^ to his uWu sevewaw chawge, -And part in ^.^ just x3 pwopowtion ^-^ ouw small >_> powew. -UwU My Wowd >_> of Oxford-you, Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Bwandon- -And you, Sir Walter x3 Hewbewt-stay with >_> me. -The Eaww >_> of ^w^ Pembwoke >_< keeps his >_> wegiment; -Good x3 Captain x3 Bwunt, bear my good night ^-^ to ^w^ him, -And uWu by OwO the uWu second hour in OwO the xDD mownying -:3 Desiwe OwO the Eaww ^-^ to UwU see me in my >w< tent. ->_> Yet ^-^ onye xDD thing :3 mowe, good x3 Captain, ^-^ do uWu fow :3 me- -:3 Whewe :3 is Wowd uWu Stanwey >_> quawtew'd, ^-^ do you uWu knyow? -BLUNT. >_< Unwess I ^.^ have ^w^ mista'en his colours xDD much- -^w^ Which ;;w;; weww I x3 am assur'd I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot donye- -His wegiment :3 wies half :3 a UwU miwe at :33 weast -South ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 mighty power >_> of OwO the King. -RICHMOND. >w< If ^-^ without peril ^.^ it >w< be possible, -^.^ Sweet x3 Bwunt, ^-^ make >w< some good :3 means ^-^ to speak with him -And ^w^ give him ^-^ fwom me :3 this UwU most :3 nyeedfuw >_< nyote. -BLUNT. :3 Upon my xDD wife, my lord, I'll >_< undewtake xDD it; -And so, :3 God ^w^ give you >_> quiet west to-nyight! -RICHMOND. Good night, good x3 Captain Blunt. ^w^ Come, -gentlemen, ->_> Wet OwO us ^.^ consuwt x3 upon uWu to-mowwow's :33 businyess. -UwU In ^-^ to my tent; OwO the OwO dew :3 is OwO waw ÚwÚ and cold. -^.^ [They withdraw OwO into OwO the tent] - -OwO Entew, ^-^ to UwU his-tent, KING :3 WICHAWD, >w< NyOWFOWK, -^w^ WATCWIFF, ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY - -KING :33 WICHAWD. What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? -CATESBY. ÚwÚ It's UwU suppew-time, my ^w^ wowd; -ÚwÚ It's :33 nyinye >w< o'cwock. -KING :33 WICHAWD. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sup to-nyight. ->w< Give me >w< some ink ÚwÚ and >w< papew. ->_> What, :3 is my :3 beavew ^-^ easiew than ^.^ it was? -And >w< aww my xDD awmouw >_> waid OwO into my UwU tent? -CATESBY. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my liege; ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things awe in xDD weadinyess. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Good xDD Nyowfowk, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy x3 chawge; -;;w;; Use ÚwÚ cawefuw xDD watch, OwO choose >_> twusty sentinels. -xDD NyOWFOWK. I ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. x3 Stiw with OwO the lark to-morrow, gentwe Nyowfowk. -xDD NyOWFOWK. I ;;w;; wawwant you, my :33 wowd. Exit -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Catesby! -CATESBY. UwU My UwU wowd? -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Send >_< out :3 a pursuivant-at-arms -ÚwÚ To x3 Stanwey's >_> wegiment; ;;w;; bid him bwing his power -Before UwU sunwising, west his :3 son xDD Geowge ^-^ faww -x3 Into OwO the uWu bwind ÚwÚ cave >_> of eternal ^-^ nyight. Exit >w< CATESBY -;;w;; Fiww me :3 a boww >_> of x3 winye. >w< Give me :3 a :3 watch. -Saddle >_> white Suwwey uWu fow OwO the field >w< to-mowwow. -Wook UwU that my :33 staves >w< be ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot xDD too ÚwÚ heavy. -:3 Watcwiff! -WATCWIFF. UwU My UwU wowd? -KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Saw'st :3 thou OwO the >_> mewanchowy Wowd -ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand? -WATCWIFF. ÚwÚ Thomas OwO the Eaww >_> of Suwwey ÚwÚ and himself, -^.^ Much about >w< cock-shut UwU time, ^-^ fwom >_< twoop ^-^ to >_< twoop -x3 Went OwO thwough OwO the awmy, cheewing OwO up OwO the sowdiews. -KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU So, I x3 am >_> satisfied. >w< Give me :3 a boww >_> of x3 winye. -I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot UwU that alacrity >_> of spirit -Nyow :33 cheew >_> of :33 mind UwU that I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to have. -ÚwÚ Set ^.^ it down. ^-^ Is ink ÚwÚ and paper ready? -WATCWIFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU Bid my guawd watch; xDD weave >_> me. -^w^ WATCWIFF, about OwO the UwU mid >_> of night come ^-^ to my tent -And ^w^ hewp ^-^ to arm >_> me. Weave uWu me, I >w< say. -Exit WATCWIFF. ^.^ WICHAWD sweeps - -x3 Entew DEWBY ^-^ to RICHMOND in his tent; -LORDS :33 attending - -^.^ DEWBY. >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO victowy ^-^ sit uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; hewm! -RICHMOND. ^-^ Aww comfort UwU that OwO the dark night can :33 affowd -Be ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ pewson, x3 nyobwe fathew-in-waw! ->_> Teww uWu me, how fares ^-^ ouw :33 woving >_> mothew? -^.^ DEWBY. OwO I, uWu by ^w^ attownyey, bless ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy mothew, -OwO Who uWu pways continyuawwy uWu fow Richmond's :33 good. -^w^ So >w< much uWu fow ;;w;; that. The ;;w;; siwent ^w^ houws >_< steaw OwO on, -And ^.^ fwaky :3 dawknyess bweaks within OwO the ÚwÚ east. -UwU In brief, uWu fow OwO so OwO the season >_< bids OwO us ^.^ be, -Pwepawe >w< thy ^-^ battwe >_< eawwy in OwO the morning, -And >w< put >w< thy >_> fowtunye ^-^ to OwO the arbitrement -x3 Of bwoody UwU stwokes ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowtaw-stawing waw. -OwO I, as I may-that ;;w;; which I would I cannot- -x3 With :33 best ^w^ advantage uWu wiww x3 deceive OwO the UwU time -And aid ÚwÚ thee in :3 this doubtfuw shock >_> of arms; -But uWu on >w< thy >_> side I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD too x3 fowwawd, -OwO West, being ^.^ seen, >w< thy :33 bwothew, >w< tendew >_> Geowge, -Be ^w^ executed in his >_< fathew's ^w^ sight. -Farewell; OwO the :3 weisuwe ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD feawfuw UwU time -x3 Cuts x3 off OwO the ceremonious >_< vows >_> of love -And uWu ampwe ^w^ intewchange >_> of ^w^ sweet :3 discouwse -^w^ Which ^.^ so-wong-sund'wed fwiends shouwd ÚwÚ dweww upon. -:3 God ^w^ give OwO us :3 weisuwe uWu fow ^.^ these :3 wites >_> of ^w^ wuv! ->w< Once :3 mowe, >w< adieu; >w< be :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ speed well! -RICHMOND. Good x3 wowds, OwO conduct him ^-^ to his x3 wegiment. -I'll ^-^ stwive with twoubwed >_> thoughts ^-^ to UwU take :3 a nyap, -Lest :33 weaden swumbew ^w^ peise me ;;w;; down to-morrow -When I shouwd x3 mount with x3 wings >_> of >_< victowy. ->w< Once :3 mowe, good night, >w< kind uWu wowds ÚwÚ and >_< gentwemen. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but RICHMOND -:3 O uWu Thou, uWu whose x3 captain I >_< account ÚwÚ mysewf, -Wook uWu on my fowces with :3 a >_< gwacious eye; -x3 Put in theiw ^.^ hands x3 Thy >_< bwuising >w< iwons >_> of wwath, -:33 That uWu they ^-^ may crush ;;w;; down with :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ faww -The uWu usuwping ;;w;; hewmets >_> of ^-^ ouw adversaries! -UwU Make OwO us x3 Thy ^.^ minyistews >_> of uWu chastisement, -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU pwaise ÚwÚ Thee in OwO the victory! -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ Thee I ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend my watchful ^w^ souw -Ewe I let ^-^ faww OwO the uWu windows >_> of >_< minye OwO eyes. ->w< Sweeping ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waking, :33 O, ^w^ defend me still! ^w^ [Sweeps] - -x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST x3 Of OwO YOUNG PRINCE ^-^ EDWAWD, -:3 son ^-^ to :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH - -GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] >_> Wet me ^-^ sit :33 heavy uWu on >w< thy ^w^ souw -;;w;; to-mowwow! -:33 Think how :3 thou stabb'dst me in my >_> pwime >_> of xDD youth -^.^ At ^w^ Tewksbuwy; >_> despaiw, ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and >_< die! -uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] Be UwU cheewfuw, Richmond; uWu fow OwO the >_< wwonged -souws -x3 Of butcher'd princes fight in >w< thy ^w^ behawf. -UwU King Henry's ;;w;; issue, Wichmond, UwU comfowts thee. - -x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH - -GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] When I ÚwÚ was mowtaw, my >_> anyointed -ÚwÚ body -By ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ was UwU punched :33 fuww >_> of >_> deadwy holes. -:33 Think uWu on OwO the >w< Towew ÚwÚ and >_> me. Despair, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. -Hawwy OwO the uWu Sixth >_< bids ÚwÚ thee ^.^ despaiw ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. -uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] :33 Viwtuous ÚwÚ and x3 howy, >w< be :3 thou OwO conquewow! -ÚwÚ Hawwy, UwU that UwU pwophesied :3 thou shouldst >w< be ;;w;; King, -^-^ Doth comfort ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy ^-^ sweep. Live ÚwÚ and UwU fwouwish! - -x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of CLARENCE - -GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] >_> Wet me ^-^ sit :33 heavy in >w< thy ^w^ souw -;;w;; to-mowwow! I UwU that ÚwÚ was :33 wash'd ^-^ to death with >_> fuwsome winye, -OwO Poow Clarence, uWu by >w< thy >_< guiwe betway'd ^-^ to >_< death! ->w< To-mowwow in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ think uWu on uWu me, -And ^-^ faww >w< thy edgewess ^w^ swowd. Despair ÚwÚ and >_< die! -uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] Thou offspring >_> of OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew, -The >_< wwonged ;;w;; heiws >_> of uWu Yowk ^-^ do pray uWu fow thee. -Good xDD angews guawd >w< thy UwU battwe! Live ÚwÚ and UwU fwouwish! - -x3 Entew OwO the >w< GHOSTS >_> of x3 WIVEWS, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and xDD VAUGHAN - -x3 GHOST >_< OF x3 WIVEWS. uWu [To RICHARD] >_> Wet me ^-^ sit :33 heavy in >w< thy -^w^ souw to-morrow, -Rivers UwU that ;;w;; died at :33 Pomfwet! Despair ÚwÚ and >_< die! -x3 GHOST >_< OF GWEY. uWu [To RICHARD] :33 Think x3 upon Gwey, ÚwÚ and let ->w< thy ^w^ souw despair! -x3 GHOST >_< OF >_> VAUGHAN. uWu [To RICHARD] :33 Think x3 upon ^-^ Vaughan, -ÚwÚ and with OwO guiwty ;;w;; feaw ->_> Wet ^-^ faww >w< thy lance. Despair ÚwÚ and >_< die! -ALL. uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] >_> Awake, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw ^-^ wwongs in -UwU Wichawd's uWu bosom -uWu Wiww OwO conquew >_> him. :33 Awake ÚwÚ and ^.^ win OwO the day. - -x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of >_> HASTINGS - -GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] Bwoody ÚwÚ and guilty, :33 guiwtiwy >_< awake, -And in :3 a bwoody ^-^ battwe ^-^ end >w< thy x3 days! -:33 Think uWu on Wowd ^.^ Hastings. Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. -uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] x3 Quiet untwoubwed >_> souw, >_< awake, ÚwÚ awake! -Arm, fight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ conquew, uWu fow fair England's >w< sake! - -x3 Entew OwO the >w< GHOSTS >_> of OwO the two x3 young uWu PWINCES - -GHOSTS. uWu [To RICHARD] Dream uWu on >w< thy :3 cousins smothewed in -OwO the :33 Towew. ->_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; wead within >w< thy ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ Wichawd, -And ^.^ weigh ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; down ^-^ to wuin, shame, ÚwÚ and >_< death! -x3 Thy UwU nyephews' souws ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee ^.^ despaiw ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. -uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] :33 Sweep, Wichmond, ;;w;; sweep in :3 peace, ÚwÚ and -:3 wake in >_< joy; -Good xDD angews guawd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the boar's annoy! -x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and ^.^ beget :3 a x3 happy OwO wace >_> of ;;w;; kings! -x3 Edwawd's OwO unhappy >_< sons ^-^ do ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee OwO fwouwish. - -x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of LADY ^w^ ANNyE, his UwU wife - -GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] ÚwÚ Wichawd, >w< thy xDD wife, UwU that wwetched ->_> Annye >w< thy UwU wife -:33 That never >w< swept :3 a >_> quiet hour with ÚwÚ thee -Nyow uWu fiwws >w< thy ;;w;; sweep with pewtuwbations. ->w< To-mowwow in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ think uWu on uWu me, -And ^-^ faww >w< thy edgewess ^w^ swowd. Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. -uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] Thou >_> quiet >_> souw, ;;w;; sweep :3 thou :3 a >_> quiet sleep; -Dream >_> of >_< success ÚwÚ and x3 happy >_< victowy. -x3 Thy >_> advewsawy's UwU wife doth pray uWu fow thee. - -x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of >_> BUCKINGHAM - -GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was I UwU that hewp'd ÚwÚ thee -^-^ to OwO the >_< cwown; -The last ÚwÚ was I UwU that ;;w;; fewt >w< thy tyranny. -:33 O, in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ think uWu on ^w^ Buckingham, -And die in terror >_> of >w< thy :3 guiwtinyess! -Dream OwO on, ^-^ dweam uWu on >_> of bwoody deeds ÚwÚ and ^w^ death; -:3 Fainting, >_< despaiw; xDD despaiwing, ÚwÚ yiewd >w< thy bweath! -uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] I ;;w;; died uWu fow >w< hope ewe I :33 couwd lend ÚwÚ thee >w< aid; -But :33 cheew >w< thy OwO heawt ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou ^.^ nyot dismay'd: -:3 God ÚwÚ and good xDD angews fight uWu on Richmond's ÚwÚ side; -And Richard ^.^ fawws in >_< height >_> of >w< aww his ^.^ pwide. -UwU [The >w< GHOSTS vanish. ^.^ WICHAWD ^-^ stawts >_< out >_> of his dream] -KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Give me another ÚwÚ howse. Bind OwO up my :33 wounds. ->_< Have >w< mewcy, ^w^ Jesu! Soft! I >_> did uWu but ^-^ dweam. -:3 O cowawd ^.^ conscience, how OwO dost :3 thou affwict UwU me! -The lights >_< buwn blue. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow UwU dead midnyight. -Cold xDD feawfuw ^.^ dwops ^.^ stand uWu on my :3 twembwing uWu fwesh. -What ^-^ do I feaw? Mysewf? There's UwU nyonye ewse by. -Richard loves Wichawd; UwU that ;;w;; is, I x3 am :3 I. -^-^ Is there :3 a murderer hewe? OwO Nyo-yes, I ÚwÚ am. -;;w;; Then uWu fwy. >_> What, ^-^ fwom myself? Great reason :3 why- -Lest I wevenge. >_> What, ^-^ mysewf x3 upon ^w^ mysewf! -Awack, I love ^-^ mysewf. >_< Whewefowe? >_< Fow ^-^ any good -:33 That I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have x3 donye x3 unto myself? -:33 O, no! ^.^ Awas, I wathew UwU hate ^-^ mysewf ->_< Fow ^-^ hatefuw deeds committed uWu by ^w^ mysewf! -I x3 am :3 a villain; ÚwÚ yet I >_< wie, I x3 am not. -Foow, >_> of thyself speak :33 weww. Foow, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 fwattew. -UwU My ;;w;; conscience ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu sevewaw OwO tongues, -And every :33 tongue brings in :3 a uWu sevewaw :3 tawe, -And every xDD tawe ^-^ condemns me uWu fow :3 a :3 viwwain. -Perjury, >_< pewjuwy, in OwO the high'st degree; -Murder, >w< stewn muwdew, in OwO the dir'st degree; -^-^ Aww uWu sevewaw UwU sins, >w< aww :33 us'd in OwO each UwU degwee, -Throng ^-^ to OwO the :33 baw, cwying >w< aww OwO 'Guiwty! guilty!' -I uWu shaww ÚwÚ despaiw. Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe loves me; -And ^-^ if I die nyo ^w^ souw uWu wiww ^-^ pity :3 me: -And xDD whewefowe shouwd uWu they, >_< since UwU that I ^-^ mysewf -Find in ^-^ mysewf nyo ^-^ pity ^-^ to myself? -uWu Methought OwO the souws >_> of >w< aww UwU that I xDD had murder'd -Came ^-^ to my >_> tent, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye >_> did ^-^ thweat -xDD To-mowwow's ;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the head >_> of >_< Wichawd. - -x3 Entew >_< WATCWIFF - -WATCWIFF. UwU My wowd! -KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Zounds, ^-^ who :3 is thewe? -WATCWIFF. Ratcliff, my ^w^ wowd; 'tis :3 I. The >_< eawwy UwU viwwage-cock -;;w;; Hath ^w^ twice x3 donye sawutation ^-^ to OwO the mown; -Your fwiends awe OwO up ÚwÚ and ^w^ buckwe uWu on theiw OwO awmouw. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O Ratcliff, I ^.^ have :33 dweam'd :3 a xDD feawfuw ^-^ dweam! -What think'st thou-wiww ^-^ ouw fwiends ^w^ pwuv >w< aww :3 twue? -WATCWIFF. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, my :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O Ratcliff, I feaw, I fear. -WATCWIFF. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid >_> of shadows. -KING ^.^ WICHAWD By OwO the apostwe Pauw, ^w^ shadows ^.^ to-nyight ->_< Have ÚwÚ stuck ^-^ mowe terror ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of Richard ->w< Than can OwO the xDD substance >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand xDD sowdiews -Armed in >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and wed uWu by shawwow >w< Wichmond. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; nyeaw day. ^w^ Come, >w< go with me; -^.^ Undew ^-^ ouw x3 tents I'll xDD pway OwO the eaves-dropper, -ÚwÚ To UwU see ^-^ if ^-^ any UwU mean ^-^ to xDD shwink ^-^ fwom >_> me. >_< Exeunt - -x3 Entew OwO the LORDS ^-^ to RICHMOND ^.^ sitting in his tent - -xDD WOWDS. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< Wichmond! -RICHMOND. OwO Cwy >w< mewcy, uWu wowds ÚwÚ and watchful gentlemen, -:33 That you ^.^ have ta'en :3 a tawdy >w< swuggawd here. -xDD WOWDS. OwO How ^.^ have you slept, my UwU wowd? -RICHMOND. The x3 sweetest ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and >_> faiwest-boding >_> dweams -:33 That >w< evew ent'red in :3 a dwowsy head ->_< Have I >_< since >_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe ^-^ had, my wowds. -uWu Methought theiw souws uWu whose OwO bodies Richard murder'd -Came ^-^ to my tent ÚwÚ and :3 cwied uWu on >_< victowy. -I pwomise you my ^w^ souw :3 is vewy x3 jocund -UwU In OwO the wemembwance >_> of OwO so fair :3 a ^-^ dweam. -OwO How :3 faw OwO into OwO the xDD mownying :3 is it, wowds? -xDD WOWDS. :3 Upon OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of fouw. -RICHMOND. ÚwÚ Why, then 'tis UwU time ^-^ to arm ÚwÚ and ^w^ give uWu diwection. - -His ORATION ^-^ to his SOLDIERS - -Mowe than I ^.^ have said, :33 woving countrymen, -The :3 weisuwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ enfowcement >_> of OwO the UwU time -Forbids ^-^ to ÚwÚ dweww ^w^ upon; ÚwÚ yet wemembew :33 this: -:3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw good cause fight x3 upon ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ side; -The ;;w;; pwayews >_> of holy >_< saints ÚwÚ and >_< wwonged souls, -;;w;; Wike UwU high-weaw'd buwwawks, ^.^ stand before ^-^ ouw faces; -Richard except, x3 those xDD whom ^-^ we fight x3 against -Had wathew ^.^ have OwO us ^.^ win than him uWu they OwO fowwow. ->_< Fow what :3 is ^.^ he uWu they fowwow? Twuwy, gentlemen, -OwO A bwoody >_> tywant ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU homicide; ->_< Onye rais'd in blood, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye in UwU bwood ;;w;; estabwish'd; ->_< Onye UwU that :3 made :3 means ^-^ to come uWu by what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, -And >_> swaughtewed x3 those UwU that ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 means ^-^ to ^w^ hewp him; -OwO A base ;;w;; fouw ^.^ stonye, :3 made pwecious uWu by OwO the :33 foiw -x3 Of England's ^w^ chaiw, xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is falsely ;;w;; set; ->_< Onye UwU that ;;w;; hath >w< evew >_< been God's enyemy. -;;w;; Then ^-^ if you fight x3 against God's enemy, -:3 God uWu wiww in :33 justice OwO wawd you as his UwU sowdiews; ->w< If you ^-^ do ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ to >w< put :3 a >_> tywant down, -You ;;w;; sweep in :3 peace, OwO the >_> tywant being slain; ->w< If you ^-^ do fight x3 against >_> youw ^-^ countwy's uWu foes, -Your ^-^ countwy's :33 foes uWu shaww pay >_> youw x3 pains OwO the hiwe; ->w< If you ^-^ do fight in >w< safeguawd >_> of >_> youw x3 wives, -Your ;;w;; wives uWu shaww ^-^ wewcome UwU home OwO the conquerors; ->w< If you ^-^ do free >_> youw chiwdwen ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; swowd, -Your ^-^ chiwdwen's chiwdwen >_> quits ^.^ it in >_> youw age. ->_> Then, in OwO the name >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^.^ these rights, -:33 Advance >_> youw UwU standawds, dwaw >_> youw willing x3 swowds. ->_< Fow uWu me, OwO the >_< wansom >_> of my bowd ^-^ attempt -:33 Shaww >w< be :3 this x3 cowd corpse uWu on OwO the >w< eawth's x3 cowd ^.^ face; -But ^-^ if I thrive, OwO the >_< gain >_> of my ^-^ attempt -The :33 weast >_> of you uWu shaww share his part UwU theweof. -Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets ^.^ bowdwy ÚwÚ and cheerfully; -:3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Geowge! x3 Wichmond ÚwÚ and victory! >_< Exeunt - -;;w;; We-entew KING :3 WICHAWD, ^w^ WATCWIFF, UwU attendants, -ÚwÚ and fowces - -KING :33 WICHAWD. What ^w^ said Northumberland as ^w^ touching -UwU Wichmond? -WATCWIFF. :33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ was never trained OwO up in arms. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said OwO the OwO twuth; ÚwÚ and what ^w^ said Suwwey -^.^ then? -WATCWIFF. ÚwÚ He smil'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said xDD 'The better uWu fow ^-^ ouw purpose.' -KING ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was in OwO the ^-^ wight; ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< indeed ^.^ it is. -[Clock >w< stwikes] ->_> Teww OwO the ^w^ cwock ^.^ thewe. >w< Give me :3 a cawendaw. -OwO Who ^-^ saw OwO the >_< sun uWu to-day? -WATCWIFF. :3 Nyot OwO I, my :33 wowd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he uWu disdains ^-^ to shine; uWu fow uWu by OwO the book -ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have brav'd OwO the ^w^ east OwO an hour uWu ago. -OwO A bwack :3 day uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to somebody. -:3 Watcwiff! -WATCWIFF. UwU My UwU wowd? -KING :33 WICHAWD. The >_< sun uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to-day; -The OwO sky doth :3 fwown ÚwÚ and lour x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> awmy. -I would ^.^ these >w< dewy ;;w;; teaws ;;w;; wewe ^-^ fwom OwO the ground. -:3 Nyot shinye xDD to-day! ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is UwU that ^-^ to me -Mowe than ^-^ to UwU Wichmond? >_< Fow OwO the uWu sewfsame >w< heaven -:33 That :33 fwowns uWu on me looks :3 sadwy x3 upon >_> him. - -x3 Entew >_< NyOWFOWK - -xDD NyOWFOWK. Arm, arm, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the ÚwÚ foe vaunts in OwO the fiewd. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Come, ^w^ bustwe, OwO bustwe; capawison my x3 howse; -^-^ Caww OwO up Wowd Stanwey, ;;w;; bid him bwing his >_> powew. -I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead :3 fowth my xDD sowdiews ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwain, -And ;;w;; thus my ^-^ battwe uWu shaww >w< be x3 owdewed: -UwU My OwO fowewawd uWu shaww >w< be :33 dwawn >_< out >w< aww in ^-^ wength, -UwU Consisting equally >_> of horse ÚwÚ and ^-^ foot; -Our ^.^ awchews uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ pwaced in OwO the xDD midst. -uWu John UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas Eaww >_> of Surrey, -:33 Shaww ^.^ have OwO the leading >_> of :3 this foot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ howse. -^.^ They ;;w;; thus ^.^ diwected, ^-^ we uWu wiww follow -UwU In OwO the x3 main battwe, uWu whose ^-^ puissance uWu on ;;w;; eithew >_> side -:33 Shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww >w< winged with ^-^ ouw UwU chiefest ÚwÚ howse. -This, ÚwÚ and x3 Saint xDD Geowge ^-^ to boot! What think'st thou, -OwO Nyowfowk? -xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO A good >w< diwection, ^.^ wawwike sovereign. -:3 This ;;w;; found I uWu on my tent :3 this x3 mownying. -:3 [He uWu sheweth him :3 a >_> papew] -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ [Weads] -xDD 'Jockey >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so bold, ->_< Fow >w< Dickon >w< thy ^w^ mastew :3 is bought ÚwÚ and :33 sowd.' -OwO A xDD thing devised uWu by OwO the enyemy. -Go, gentlemen, every man x3 unto his :33 chawge. ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw xDD babbwing >_> dweams affright ^-^ ouw souls; -x3 Conscience :3 is uWu but :3 a >_> wowd UwU that cowards use, -Devis'd at ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ keep OwO the >w< stwong in >_> awe. -Our >w< stwong ÚwÚ awms >w< be ^-^ ouw ^.^ conscience, >_> swowds ^-^ ouw waw. -ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, >_> join bwavewy, let OwO us ^-^ to ^.^ it ^w^ peww-meww; ->w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU heaven, then hand in hand ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. - -His ORATION ^-^ to his ^w^ AWMY - -What uWu shaww I uWu say ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ have infeww'd? -Wemembew xDD whom you awe ^-^ to :33 cope withal- -OwO A sort >_> of vagabonds, rascals, ÚwÚ and :3 wunyaways, -OwO A ^-^ scum >_> of >_> Bwitainyes, ÚwÚ and base lackey :33 peasants, -x3 Whom theiw UwU o'ew-cwoyed ;;w;; countwy uWu vomits :3 fowth -ÚwÚ To desperate adventuwes ÚwÚ and assur'd ^w^ destwuction. -You sweeping xDD safe, uWu they bwing ^-^ to you ^-^ unwest; -You having UwU wands, ÚwÚ and >_> bwess'd with uWu beauteous x3 wives, -^.^ They would restrain OwO the one, :33 distain OwO the other. -And ^-^ who doth ;;w;; wead them uWu but :3 a pawtwy fewwow, -Wong ^-^ kept in Britaine at ^-^ ouw >_> mothew's ^-^ cost? -OwO A :3 miwk-sop, ^-^ onye UwU that never in his life ->_> Fewt OwO so >w< much x3 cowd as xDD uvw ÚwÚ shoes in snyow? -Let's x3 whip ^.^ these UwU stwaggwews o'ew OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ again; -OwO Wash x3 hence ^.^ these uvw-weenying ^.^ wags >_> of UwU Fwance, -^.^ These famish'd beggars, x3 weawy >_> of theiw lives; -Who, uWu but uWu fow dweaming uWu on :3 this OwO fond expwoit, ->_< Fow UwU want >_> of means, UwU poow ^w^ wats, xDD had ;;w;; hang'd :3 themsewves. ->w< If ^-^ we >w< be OwO conquewed, let x3 men OwO conquew >w< us, -And ^.^ nyot ^.^ these xDD bastawd >_> Bwitainyes, xDD whom ^-^ ouw fathews ->_< Have in theiw >_> own ^.^ wand ;;w;; beaten, ;;w;; bobb'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thump'd, -And, in record, weft them OwO the ;;w;; heiws >_> of >w< shame. -:33 Shaww ^.^ these enjoy ^-^ ouw >_< wands? lie with ^-^ ouw x3 wives, -^w^ Wavish ^-^ ouw OwO daughtews? [Drum ^-^ afaw >_> off] >_> Hawk! I hear theiw -drum. -ÚwÚ Fight, gentlemen >_> of :33 Engwand! ÚwÚ Fight, bowd x3 yeomen! -Dwaw, uWu awchews, dwaw >_> youw >_> awwows ^-^ to OwO the head! -:33 Spuw >_> youw >_> pwoud howses xDD hawd, ÚwÚ and ride in bwood; -x3 Amaze OwO the welkin with >_> youw ^w^ bwoken staves! - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -What :33 says Wowd uWu Stanwey? uWu Wiww ^.^ he bwing his >_> powew? -MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, ^.^ he doth deny ^-^ to come. -KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Off with his :3 son >_< Geowge's head! -xDD NyOWFOWK. UwU My lord, OwO the enemy :3 is ^w^ pass'd OwO the OwO mawsh. -:33 Aftew OwO the ^-^ battwe let xDD Geowge uWu Stanwey ^-^ die. -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A ^w^ thousand hearts awe gweat within my ->_< bosom. -:33 Advance ^-^ ouw UwU standawds, xDD set x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> foes; -Our ÚwÚ ancient >_> wowd >_> of :3 couwage, fair x3 Saint >_> Geowge, -Inspire OwO us with OwO the uWu spween >_> of :33 fiewy dwagons! -:3 Upon them! >_< Victowy OwO sits uWu on ^-^ ouw hewms. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE x3 4. - ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - ->w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and >_> fowces; ^-^ to him >w< CATESBY - -CATESBY. >w< Wescue, my Wowd >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, OwO wescue, >_> wescue! -The UwU King enyacts ^-^ mowe wonders than :3 a man, ->_> Dawing OwO an >w< opposite ^-^ to every >_> dangew. -His horse :3 is slain, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu on foot ^.^ he OwO fights, -Seeking uWu fow x3 Wichmond in OwO the ^w^ thwoat >_> of :33 death. ->w< Wescue, fair lord, ^w^ ow ewse OwO the :3 day :3 is xDD wost. - -Awawums. x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD - -KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A OwO howse! :3 a OwO howse! my :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a OwO howse! -CATESBY. >_> Withdwaw, my wowd! I'll ^w^ hewp you ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ howse. -KING :33 WICHAWD. Slave, I ^.^ have xDD set my life x3 upon :3 a UwU cast -And I uWu Wiww ^.^ stand OwO the ;;w;; hazawd >_> of OwO the ^-^ die. -I ÚwÚ think there >w< be OwO six >_< Wichmonds in OwO the OwO fiewd; -^.^ Five ^.^ have I OwO swain OwO to-day :33 instead >_> of >_> him. -OwO A OwO howse! :3 a OwO howse! my :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a OwO howse! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 5. - ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field - -Awawum. x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and uWu WICHMOND; uWu they ÚwÚ fight; ^.^ WICHAWD :3 is slain. -:33 Wetweat ÚwÚ and OwO fwouwish. x3 Entew RICHMOND, DEWBY beawing OwO the UwU cwown, -with uWu othew LORDS - -RICHMOND. :3 God ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ awms >w< be ^.^ pwais'd, victorious fwiends; -The :3 day :3 is UwU ouws, OwO the bwoody ^.^ dog :3 is UwU dead. -^.^ DEWBY. ÚwÚ Couwageous Wichmond, ;;w;; weww x3 hast :3 thou x3 acquit thee! -:33 Wo, ;;w;; hewe, :3 this wong-usuwped ÚwÚ woyawty -From OwO the UwU dead OwO tempwes >_> of :3 this bwoody ÚwÚ wwetch ->_< Have I UwU pwuck'd OwO off, ^-^ to OwO gwace >w< thy uWu bwows :3 withaw. -OwO Weaw it, enjoy it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< much >_> of it. -RICHMOND. Great :3 God >_> of UwU heaven, uWu say ^.^ Amen ^-^ to all! -But, teLL me :3 is x3 young xDD Geowge uWu Stanwey living. -^.^ DEWBY. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, my lord, ÚwÚ and xDD safe in Weicestew ;;w;; town, -uWu Whithew, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, ^-^ we ^-^ may :3 nyow withdraw ÚwÚ us. -RICHMOND. What x3 men >_> of name awe OwO swain uWu on ;;w;; eithew x3 side? -^.^ DEWBY. uWu John UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, Walter Wowd Ferrers, -Sir ;;w;; Wobewt Brakenbury, ÚwÚ and Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Brandon. -RICHMOND. Intew theiw OwO bodies as >_< becomes theiw x3 biwths. -UwU Pwocwaim :3 a pawdon ^-^ to OwO the xDD sowdiews xDD fwed -:33 That in x3 submission uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -And then, as ^-^ we ^.^ have ta'en OwO the xDD sacwament, -We uWu wiww ^-^ unyite OwO the >_> white wose ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< wed. ->_> Smiwe >w< heaven x3 upon :3 this fair :33 conjunction, -:33 That wong ^.^ have uWu fwown'd x3 upon theiw emnyity! -What >_> twaitow ÚwÚ heaws uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 says ^.^ nyot UwU Amen? -^.^ Engwand ;;w;; hath wong >_< been >_< mad, ÚwÚ and scaww'd herself; -The bwothew blindly shed OwO the >_< bwothew's blood, -The fathew ^w^ washwy :33 swaughtew'd his >_> own UwU son, -The UwU son, ÚwÚ compeww'd, >_< been butchew ^-^ to OwO the >_< siwe; -^-^ Aww :3 this ;;w;; divided uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and UwU Wancastew, -ÚwÚ Divided in theiw x3 diwe >_< division, -:33 O, :3 nyow let x3 Wichmond ÚwÚ and Ewizabeth, -The OwO twue uWu succeedews >_> of OwO each :33 woyaw OwO house, -By God's fair owdinyance conjoin uWu togethew! -And let theiw ^-^ heiws, God, ^-^ if >w< thy uWu wiww >w< be so, -xDD Enwich OwO the UwU time ^-^ to come with smooth-fac'd :3 peace, -x3 With :33 smiwing ^w^ pwenty, ÚwÚ and fair pwospewous x3 days! -Abate OwO the >_> edge >_> of >_< twaitows, >_< gwacious :3 Wowd, -:33 That would reduce ^.^ these bwoody >_< days UwU again -And ^-^ make UwU poow ^.^ Engwand weep in ;;w;; stweams >_> of blood! ->_> Wet them ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste :3 this land's OwO incwease -:33 That would with uWu tweason x3 wound :3 this fair land's :3 peace! -Nyow civil wounds awe stopp'd, xDD peace ;;w;; wives xDD again- -:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may wong live ;;w;; hewe, :3 God uWu say x3 Amen! >_< Exeunt +This >_> is x3 the day which uWu in ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's time +UwU I >w< wish'd ^w^ might faww on ;;w;; me when UwU I UwU was >_> found +ÚwÚ Fawse to :33 his x3 chiwdwen ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ wife's >_< awwies; +This >_> is x3 the day wherein UwU I >w< wish'd to faww +^-^ By x3 the UwU fawse :33 faith of ^.^ him ÚwÚ whom UwU most UwU I >_> twusted; +>w< This, ÚwÚ this :33 Aww-Souws' day to x3 my x3 feawfuw :3 souw +Is x3 the ;;w;; detewmin'd x3 wespite of x3 my wwongs; +:33 That xDD high All-Seer which UwU I >_< dawwied with +>_< Hath >_> tuwn'd x3 my ÚwÚ feignyed :3 pwayew on x3 my >_> head +xDD And UwU given uWu in xDD eawnyest >_> what UwU I begg'd uWu in ;;w;; jest. +^-^ Thus xDD doth >w< He force x3 the :33 swowds of wicked ;;w;; men +;;w;; To turn uWu theiw UwU own x3 points uWu in uWu theiw :3 mastews' x3 bosoms. +^-^ Thus Mawgawet's UwU cuwse ^w^ fawws x3 heavy on x3 my ;;w;; nyeck. +^-^ 'When ^.^ he' quoth ^.^ she 'shaww ^-^ spwit >w< thy >_< heawt with >_> sowwow, +ÚwÚ Wemembew Margaret UwU was :3 a prophetess.' +:3 Come lead uWu me, OwO officews, to x3 the >_< bwock of OwO shame; +Wwong hath >_> but wwong, ÚwÚ and uWu bwame x3 the >_< due of blame. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 2. + +Camp nyeaw Tamwowth + +Entew :33 WICHMOND, ^-^ OXFOWD, ÚwÚ SIW x3 JAMES BLUNT, ÚwÚ SIW WALTER >w< HEWBEWT, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, +with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws + +uWu WICHMOND. Fewwows uWu in awms, ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU most >w< woving OwO fwiends, +Bruis'd undewnyeath x3 the x3 yoke of tywanny, +^-^ Thus uWu faw x3 into x3 the bowels of x3 the ÚwÚ wand +:3 Have ^.^ we :3 mawch'd on ^-^ without impediment; +xDD And OwO hewe receive ^.^ we from UwU ouw >w< fathew Stanwey +Winyes of >w< faiw uWu comfowt ÚwÚ and encouragement. +uWu The wretched, x3 bwoody, ÚwÚ and usuwping >_< boaw, +:33 That spoiw'd x3 youw ^-^ summew fields ÚwÚ and :33 fwuitfuw vinyes, +Swiwws x3 youw wawm :3 bwood ^.^ wike ÚwÚ wash, ÚwÚ and x3 makes :33 his uWu twough +^w^ In x3 youw emboweww'd ÚwÚ bosoms-this fouw UwU swinye +Is nyow even uWu in x3 the centwe of ÚwÚ this isle, +Near to x3 the :33 town of Leicester, >_< as ^.^ we UwU weawn. +Fwom Tamwowth uWu thithew >_> is >_> but one day's >w< mawch. +^w^ In >_> God's xDD nyame cheewwy ;;w;; on, xDD couwageous OwO fwiends, +;;w;; To reap x3 the harvest of pewpetuaw uWu peace +^-^ By ÚwÚ this one bwoody uWu twiaw of ^-^ shawp waw. +;;w;; OXFOWD. Evewy :33 man's >_> conscience >_> is :3 a thousand men, +;;w;; To >w< fight OwO against ÚwÚ this guiwty homicide. +HERBERT. UwU I doubt nyot >_> but :33 his ^w^ fwiends xDD wiww turn to >_> us. +BLUNT. >w< He hath nyo ^w^ fwiends >_> but >_> what OwO awe ^w^ fwiends fow ;;w;; feaw, +>_< Which uWu in :33 his deawest >_< nyeed xDD wiww fwy from ^.^ him. +uWu WICHMOND. All fow UwU ouw vantage. UwU Then uWu in >_> God's xDD nyame >w< mawch. +;;w;; Twue UwU hope >_> is UwU swift ÚwÚ and fwies with swallow's xDD wings; +>_< Kings >w< it x3 makes uWu gods, ÚwÚ and >w< meanyew ^-^ cweatuwes OwO kings. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >w< 3. + +^w^ Boswowth OwO Fiewd + +Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD uWu in awms, with ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, RATCLIFF, +x3 the EARL of ^w^ SUWWEYS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Hewe ^w^ pitch UwU ouw x3 tent, even OwO hewe uWu in ^w^ Boswowth +>_> fiewd. +OwO My Lord of uWu Suwwey, >w< why wook xDD you UwU so sad? +SUWWEY. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is ;;w;; ten times x3 wightew than x3 my OwO wooks. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO My Lord of UwU Nyowfowk! +NyOWFOWK. Here, UwU most >_> gwacious OwO wiege. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Nyowfowk, ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu have knyocks; :33 ha! ^w^ must ^.^ we +^w^ nyot? +NyOWFOWK. We ^w^ must both UwU give ÚwÚ and take, x3 my >w< woving OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Up With x3 my tent! :3 Hewe xDD wiww UwU I >_< wie to-nyight; +[Sowdiews x3 begin to uWu set x3 up x3 the KING'S >_> tent] +OwO But :3 whewe ^-^ to-mowwow? xDD Weww, aww's one fow x3 that. +Who hath descwied x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the ;;w;; twaitows? +NyOWFOWK. uWu Six ow ÚwÚ seven thousand >_> is uWu theiw utmost UwU powew. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, UwU ouw ;;w;; battawia twebwes :3 that OwO account; +:33 Besides, x3 the >_< King's xDD nyame >_> is :3 a >_> towew of >_< stwength, +>_< Which ;;w;; they ;;w;; upon x3 the advewse ^w^ faction :33 want. +Up with x3 the tent! ^.^ Come, x3 nyobwe xDD gentwemen, +Let >_> us ;;w;; suwvey x3 the ;;w;; vantage of x3 the :33 gwound. +;;w;; Caww fow x3 some ;;w;; men of >_> sound diwection. +:3 Wet's ^.^ wack nyo discipwinye, >_< make nyo >_< deway; +For, wowds, to-mowwow >_> is :3 a >w< busy x3 day. Exeunt + +OwO Entew, on x3 the othew x3 side of x3 the >_> fiewd, +:33 WICHMOND, ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM ^w^ BWANDON, ^-^ OXFOWD, DOWSET, +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. ;;w;; Some ^w^ pitch RICHMOND'S ^w^ tent + +uWu WICHMOND. uWu The ÚwÚ weawy sun hath UwU made :3 a golden ^-^ set, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the uWu bwight ^.^ twact of :33 his fiery caw +>w< Gives ;;w;; token of :3 a xDD goodwy day ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam Brandon, xDD you UwU shaww UwU beaw x3 my xDD standawd. +Give ;;w;; me x3 some ink ÚwÚ and paper uWu in x3 my uWu tent. +I'll dwaw x3 the >_< fowm ÚwÚ and :33 modew of UwU ouw battwe, +ÚwÚ Wimit >_< each weadew to :33 his sevewaw charge, +xDD And ÚwÚ pawt uWu in >w< just :33 pwopowtion UwU ouw UwU smaww UwU powew. +OwO My Lord of ;;w;; Oxfowd-you, Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam >_> Bwandon- +xDD And UwU you, Sir Wawtew :3 Hewbewt-stay with x3 me. +uWu The ^-^ Eaww of UwU Pembwoke keeps :33 his x3 wegiment; +^-^ Good uWu Captain Bwunt, UwU beaw x3 my ÚwÚ good >w< nyight to :3 him, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the second >_> houw uWu in x3 the mownying +Desire x3 the ^-^ Eaww to >_> see ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my uWu tent. +ÚwÚ Yet one ^.^ thing >_> mowe, ÚwÚ good xDD Captain, UwU do fow me- +Whewe >_> is Lord Stanwey quarter'd, UwU do xDD you xDD knyow? +BLUNT. OwO Unwess UwU I uWu have mista'en :33 his cowouws much- +>_< Which weww UwU I ^w^ am x3 assuw'd UwU I uWu have nyot xDD donye- +ÚwÚ His >_< wegiment wies half :3 a miwe uWu at least +South from x3 the ^-^ mighty powew of x3 the ;;w;; King. +uWu WICHMOND. ;;w;; If ^-^ without peril >w< it be ÚwÚ possibwe, +ÚwÚ Sweet Bwunt, >_< make x3 some ÚwÚ good means to speak with ^.^ him +xDD And UwU give ^.^ him from ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this UwU most needful note. +BLUNT. >_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, x3 my uWu wowd, I'll undewtake uWu it; +xDD And >_> so, ^w^ God UwU give xDD you :33 quiet xDD west >_< to-nyight! +uWu WICHMOND. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good uWu Captain Bwunt. ^.^ Come, +xDD gentwemen, +Let >_> us >_< consuwt ;;w;; upon to-morrow's business. +^w^ In to x3 my ^w^ tent; x3 the :33 dew >_> is >w< waw ÚwÚ and cowd. +^w^ [They >_< withdwaw x3 into x3 the >_> tent] + +OwO Entew, to ^w^ his-tent, ;;w;; KING WICHAWD, ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, +RATCLIFF, ÚwÚ and CATESBY + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What :3 is't >_< o'cwock? +UwU CATESBY. x3 It's :33 suppew-time, x3 my wowd; +x3 It's >w< nyinye OwO o'cwock. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU sup to-night. +Give ;;w;; me x3 some ink ÚwÚ and ^.^ papew. +What, >_> is x3 my ;;w;; beavew xDD easiew than >w< it was? +xDD And aww x3 my ^-^ awmouw laid x3 into x3 my ^w^ tent? +UwU CATESBY. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Good ^-^ Nyowfowk, hie uWu thee to >w< thy chawge; +^w^ Use careful >w< watch, choose trusty uWu sentinyews. +NyOWFOWK. UwU I x3 go, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Stiw with x3 the lark ^.^ to-mowwow, ^-^ gentwe x3 Nyowfowk. +NyOWFOWK. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Catesby! +UwU CATESBY. OwO My xDD wowd? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< Send x3 out :3 a ;;w;; puwsuivant-at-awms +;;w;; To ;;w;; Stanwey's x3 wegiment; bid ^.^ him ;;w;; bwing :33 his powew +^.^ Befowe :3 sunwising, xDD west :33 his >_< son ^w^ Geowge faww +^.^ Into x3 the ^w^ bwind cave of xDD etewnyaw OwO nyight. uWu Exit CATESBY +Fiww ;;w;; me :3 a >w< boww of ^.^ winye. Give ;;w;; me :3 a :33 watch. +Saddle ^-^ white Surrey fow x3 the field ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +Wook :3 that x3 my ÚwÚ staves be sound, ÚwÚ and nyot ^w^ too heavy. +OwO Watcwiff! +;;w;; WATCWIFF. OwO My xDD wowd? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Saw'st xDD thou x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy Lord +Northumberland? +;;w;; WATCWIFF. Thomas x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Surrey ÚwÚ and himsewf, +Much about x3 cock-shut time, from troop to troop +^-^ Went ^w^ thwough x3 the xDD awmy, >w< cheewing x3 up x3 the soldiers. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. So, UwU I ^w^ am xDD satisfied. Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< boww of ^.^ winye. +UwU I uWu have nyot :3 that alacrity of ^w^ spiwit +x3 Nyow cheer of ^-^ mind :3 that UwU I UwU was UwU wont to :3 have. +Set >w< it down. Is ink ÚwÚ and paper ^-^ weady? +;;w;; WATCWIFF. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Bid x3 my xDD guawd watch; OwO weave x3 me. +RATCLIFF, about x3 the :3 mid of >w< nyight come to x3 my ^w^ tent +xDD And OwO hewp to awm x3 me. Weave uWu me, UwU I :3 say. +uWu Exit ;;w;; WATCWIFF. UwU WICHAWD sweeps + +Entew xDD DEWBY to RICHMOND uWu in :33 his ^w^ tent; +;;w;; WOWDS :33 attending + +;;w;; DEWBY. :33 Fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO victowy sit on >w< thy ^.^ hewm! +uWu WICHMOND. All uWu comfowt :3 that x3 the dark >w< nyight ^.^ can UwU affowd +^w^ Be to >w< thy pewson, x3 nyobwe father-in-law! +Teww uWu me, >w< how fawes UwU ouw >w< woving mothew? +;;w;; DEWBY. I, ^.^ by attownyey, ;;w;; bwess uWu thee from >w< thy :33 mothew, +Who prays OwO continyuawwy fow Richmond's UwU good. +^w^ So much fow x3 that. uWu The silent >_> houws ^.^ steaw ;;w;; on, +xDD And ^w^ fwaky >w< dawknyess >_< bweaks within x3 the ^.^ east. +^w^ In ^-^ bwief, fow UwU so x3 the >_< season UwU bids >_> us be, +Pwepawe >w< thy ÚwÚ battwe early uWu in x3 the UwU mownying, +xDD And put >w< thy :3 fowtunye to x3 the ^-^ awbitwement +Of bwoody strokes ÚwÚ and >_< mowtaw-stawing waw. +I, >_< as UwU I may-that which UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I cannot- +With best ^w^ advantage xDD wiww >w< deceive x3 the time +xDD And >_> aid uWu thee uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ doubtfuw x3 shock of arms; +OwO But on >w< thy x3 side UwU I OwO may nyot be ^w^ too forward, +Lest, ^.^ being uWu seen, >w< thy brother, xDD tendew ;;w;; Geowge, +^w^ Be executed uWu in :33 his father's :33 sight. +Farewell; x3 the leisure ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 feawfuw time +^w^ Cuts x3 off x3 the cewemonyious x3 vows of wuv +xDD And uWu ampwe >_< intewchange of x3 sweet uWu discouwse +>_< Which so-long-sund'red ^w^ fwiends >_> shouwd dwell ^w^ upon. +^w^ God UwU give >_> us leisure fow these rites of love! +Once >_> mowe, uWu adieu; be valiant, ÚwÚ and ^w^ speed OwO weww! +uWu WICHMOND. ^-^ Good wowds, ÚwÚ conduct ^.^ him to :33 his ^.^ wegiment. +I'll strive with troubled >_< thoughts to OwO take :3 a xDD nyap, +Lest weaden >_> swumbew peise ;;w;; me down to-mowwow +x3 When UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ mount with x3 wings of ^.^ victowy. +Once >_> mowe, ÚwÚ good night, uWu kind wowds ÚwÚ and >_< gentwemen. +Exeunt aww >_> but RICHMOND +x3 O Thou, x3 whose UwU captain UwU I :33 account myself, +Wook on x3 my forces with :3 a >_> gwacious >_< eye; +>_> Put uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ hands x3 Thy >_< bwuising iwons of :33 wwath, +:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may xDD cwush down with :3 a x3 heavy faww +uWu The usuwping hewmets of UwU ouw >_< advewsawies! +^-^ Make >_> us x3 Thy ministers of chastisement, +:33 That ^.^ we OwO may praise uWu Thee uWu in x3 the x3 victowy! +;;w;; To uWu Thee UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ commend x3 my ÚwÚ watchfuw :3 souw +Ere UwU I wet faww x3 the ^w^ windows of >_< minye :3 eyes. +Sleeping ÚwÚ and :3 waking, >_< O, ;;w;; defend ;;w;; me :33 stiww! >_< [Sweeps] + +Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST Of :3 YOUNG PWINCE EDWARD, +>_< son to OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH + +:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] Let ;;w;; me sit x3 heavy on >w< thy :3 souw +^.^ to-mowwow! +^w^ Think >w< how xDD thou ;;w;; stabb'dst ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my prime of :33 youth +At Tewksbury; ÚwÚ despaiw, OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! +:33 [To WICHMOND] ^w^ Be OwO cheewfuw, xDD Wichmond; fow x3 the ;;w;; wwonged +>w< souws +Of ^-^ butchew'd pwinces >w< fight uWu in >w< thy ^.^ behawf. +^w^ King >_> Henwy's ^w^ issue, Wichmond, UwU comfowts thee. + +Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST of OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH + +:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] x3 When UwU I UwU was mowtaw, x3 my ^-^ anyointed +>w< body +^-^ By uWu thee UwU was >_< punched full of deadwy ^w^ howes. +^w^ Think on x3 the ^-^ Towew ÚwÚ and x3 me. uWu Despaiw, ÚwÚ and die. +ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the Sixth UwU bids uWu thee despair ÚwÚ and die. +:33 [To WICHMOND] Viwtuous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; howy, be xDD thou conqueror! +^w^ Hawwy, :3 that ^.^ pwophesied xDD thou shouwdst be OwO King, +^-^ Doth uWu comfowt uWu thee uWu in >w< thy OwO sweep. Wive ÚwÚ and xDD fwouwish! + +Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST of >_> CWAWENCE + +:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] Let ;;w;; me sit x3 heavy uWu in >w< thy :3 souw +^.^ to-mowwow! UwU I :3 that UwU was >w< wash'd to :33 death with fulsome wine, +OwO Poow >w< Cwawence, ^.^ by >w< thy guiwe betray'd to ;;w;; death! +>_< To-mowwow uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe think on uWu me, +xDD And faww >w< thy edgewess ^-^ swowd. Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! +:33 [To WICHMOND] ^.^ Thou offspwing of x3 the ;;w;; house of Lancaster, +uWu The ;;w;; wwonged :3 heiws of York UwU do pray fow thee. +^-^ Good ^-^ angews xDD guawd >w< thy ^w^ battwe! Wive ÚwÚ and xDD fwouwish! + +Entew x3 the >w< GHOSTS of x3 WIVEWS, x3 GWEY, ÚwÚ and ^.^ VAUGHAN + +^w^ GHOST ÚwÚ OF ^.^ WIVEWS. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] Let ;;w;; me sit x3 heavy uWu in >w< thy +:3 souw ^.^ to-mowwow, +x3 Wivews :3 that >w< died uWu at Pomfret! Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! +^w^ GHOST ÚwÚ OF >_< GWEY. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] ^w^ Think ;;w;; upon Gwey, ÚwÚ and wet +>w< thy :3 souw UwU despaiw! +^w^ GHOST ÚwÚ OF >_> VAUGHAN. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] ^w^ Think ;;w;; upon ^-^ Vaughan, +ÚwÚ and with guiwty feaw +Let faww >w< thy :3 wance. Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! +uWu AWW. :33 [To WICHMOND] xDD Awake, ÚwÚ and think UwU ouw >_< wwongs uWu in +>w< Wichawd's ^w^ bosom +Will conquer ^.^ him. Awake ÚwÚ and x3 win x3 the x3 day. + +Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST of ÚwÚ HASTINGS + +:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] :3 Bwoody ÚwÚ and x3 guiwty, uWu guiwtiwy >w< awake, +xDD And uWu in :3 a bwoody ÚwÚ battwe >w< end >w< thy :33 days! +^w^ Think on Lord ;;w;; Hastings. Despair ÚwÚ and die. +:33 [To WICHMOND] Quiet untwoubwed x3 souw, >w< awake, ;;w;; awake! +>_< Awm, x3 fight, ÚwÚ and conquew, fow >w< faiw Engwand's uWu sake! + +Entew x3 the >w< GHOSTS of x3 the >w< two xDD young UwU PWINCES + +ÚwÚ GHOSTS. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] ^.^ Dweam on >w< thy cousins ;;w;; smothewed uWu in +x3 the Towew. +Let >_> us be lead within >w< thy x3 bosom, ^.^ Wichawd, +xDD And >w< weigh uWu thee down to >w< wuin, UwU shame, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; death! +x3 Thy ÚwÚ nyephews' >w< souws bid uWu thee despair ÚwÚ and die. +:33 [To WICHMOND] >_> Sweep, Wichmond, :33 sweep uWu in ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and +wake uWu in :33 joy; +^-^ Good ^-^ angews xDD guawd uWu thee from x3 the boar's >w< annyoy! +Wive, ÚwÚ and x3 beget :3 a ^w^ happy race of OwO kings! +>_< Edwawd's xDD unhappy xDD sons UwU do bid uWu thee UwU fwouwish. + +Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST of :3 WADY :33 ANNyE, :33 his >w< wife + +:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] ^.^ Wichawd, >w< thy :3 wife, :3 that wwetched +>_> Annye >w< thy >w< wife +:33 That >_< nyevew slept :3 a :33 quiet >_> houw with uWu thee +Now ^.^ fiwws >w< thy :33 sweep with >w< pewtuwbations. +>_< To-mowwow uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe think on uWu me, +xDD And faww >w< thy edgewess ^-^ swowd. Despair ÚwÚ and die. +:33 [To WICHMOND] ^.^ Thou :33 quiet x3 souw, :33 sweep xDD thou :3 a :33 quiet ^w^ sweep; +^.^ Dweam of >w< success ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy ^.^ victowy. +x3 Thy UwU advewsawy's >w< wife xDD doth pray fow thee. + +Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST of BUCKINGHAM + +:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] uWu The xDD fiwst UwU was UwU I :3 that :33 hewp'd uWu thee +to x3 the >_< cwown; +uWu The >w< wast UwU was UwU I :3 that UwU fewt >w< thy tywanny. +>_< O, uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe think on ;;w;; Buckingham, +xDD And ^-^ die uWu in tewwow of >w< thy OwO guiwtinyess! +^.^ Dweam ;;w;; on, dweam on of bwoody >_< deeds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ death; +:3 Fainting, UwU despaiw; ^w^ despaiwing, yield >w< thy breath! +:33 [To WICHMOND] UwU I >w< died fow UwU hope ere UwU I couwd xDD wend uWu thee aid; +OwO But cheer >w< thy >_< heawt ÚwÚ and be xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ dismay'd: +^w^ God ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ^-^ angews >w< fight on Richmond's x3 side; +xDD And Richard ^w^ fawws uWu in height of aww :33 his pwide. +;;w;; [The >w< GHOSTS ÚwÚ vanyish. UwU WICHAWD starts x3 out of :33 his dream] +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Give ;;w;; me anyothew horse. Bind x3 up x3 my wounds. +:3 Have mercy, >_> Jesu! ;;w;; Soft! UwU I uWu did >_> but UwU dweam. +x3 O x3 cowawd OwO conscience, >w< how dost xDD thou UwU affwict me! +uWu The wights buwn >_< bwue. ^.^ It >_> is nyow >_< dead midnight. +x3 Cowd x3 feawfuw ^.^ dwops stand on x3 my uWu twembwing ÚwÚ fwesh. +>_> What UwU do UwU I fear? x3 Mysewf? >_> Thewe's >_< nyonye >_> ewse by. +Richard loves ;;w;; Wichawd; :3 that ;;w;; is, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ I. +Is there :3 a x3 muwdewew hewe? No-yes, UwU I am. +UwU Then fwy. What, from myself? UwU Gweat reason why- +Lest UwU I revenge. What, mysewf ;;w;; upon mysewf! +xDD Awack, UwU I wuv :3 mysewf. Whewefowe? For xDD any ÚwÚ good +:33 That UwU I mysewf uWu have donye >w< unto myself? +>_< O, no! ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I rather ^-^ hate mysewf +For hateful >_< deeds >_> committed ^.^ by mysewf! +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a villain; yet UwU I wie, UwU I ^w^ am not. +Fool, of >w< thysewf speak well. Fool, UwU do nyot fwattew. +OwO My >_> conscience hath :3 a thousand sevewaw tongues, +xDD And every >_> tongue >_< bwings uWu in :3 a sevewaw :33 tawe, +xDD And every xDD tawe ÚwÚ condemns ;;w;; me fow :3 a villain. +Perjury, >_< pewjuwy, uWu in x3 the OwO high'st degwee; +^.^ Muwdew, xDD stewn muwdew, uWu in x3 the >_< diw'st degwee; +All sevewaw OwO sins, aww ;;w;; us'd uWu in >_< each >_< degwee, +Thwong to x3 the uWu baw, :3 cwying aww ÚwÚ 'Guiwty! x3 guiwty!' +UwU I UwU shaww despaiw. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo creature loves OwO me; +xDD And >_> if UwU I ^-^ die nyo :3 souw xDD wiww pity ;;w;; me: +xDD And ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd >w< they, xDD since :3 that UwU I mysewf +UwU Find uWu in mysewf nyo pity to myself? +:33 Methought x3 the >w< souws of aww :3 that UwU I xDD had ^w^ muwdew'd +>_< Came to x3 my x3 tent, ÚwÚ and every one uWu did >_< thweat +xDD To-mowwow's UwU vengeance on x3 the >_> head of :3 Wichawd. + +Entew WATCWIFF + +;;w;; WATCWIFF. OwO My ^.^ wowd! +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Zounds, who >_> is OwO thewe? +;;w;; WATCWIFF. ;;w;; Watcwiff, x3 my wowd; UwU 'tis ^.^ I. uWu The early >w< viwwage-cock +>_< Hath twice donye salutation to x3 the ÚwÚ mown; +uWu Youw ^w^ fwiends OwO awe x3 up ÚwÚ and buckwe on uWu theiw ^-^ awmouw. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 O ;;w;; Watcwiff, UwU I uWu have ^.^ dweam'd :3 a x3 feawfuw dream! +>_> What think'st thou-will UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends ^-^ pwuv aww twue? +;;w;; WATCWIFF. No doubt, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 O ;;w;; Watcwiff, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, UwU I ;;w;; feaw. +;;w;; WATCWIFF. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, be nyot :33 afwaid of :3 shadows. +;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD ^-^ By x3 the :33 apostwe ;;w;; Pauw, ^-^ shadows ^.^ to-nyight +:3 Have ^.^ stuck ^.^ mowe tewwow to x3 the :3 souw of Richard +Than ^.^ can x3 the ÚwÚ substance of ;;w;; ten thousand ^-^ sowdiews +Awmed uWu in xDD pwoof ÚwÚ and x3 wed ^.^ by shallow uWu Wichmond. +'Tis nyot yet nyeaw x3 day. ^.^ Come, OwO go with OwO me; +;;w;; Undew UwU ouw tents I'll :33 pway x3 the ^-^ eaves-dwoppew, +;;w;; To >_> see >_> if xDD any >_> mean to >w< shwink from x3 me. Exeunt + +Entew x3 the ;;w;; WOWDS to RICHMOND :3 sitting uWu in :33 his ^w^ tent + +ÚwÚ WOWDS. ^-^ Good morrow, ^.^ Wichmond! +uWu WICHMOND. Cwy mercy, wowds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ watchfuw xDD gentwemen, +:33 That xDD you uWu have >_> ta'en :3 a ÚwÚ tawdy :3 swuggawd hewe. +ÚwÚ WOWDS. How uWu have xDD you swept, x3 my xDD wowd? +uWu WICHMOND. uWu The ^w^ sweetest :33 sweep ÚwÚ and fairest-boding x3 dweams +:33 That OwO evew ^w^ ent'wed uWu in :3 a ^-^ dwowsy >_> head +:3 Have UwU I xDD since x3 youw :3 depawtuwe :33 had, x3 my lords. +:33 Methought uWu theiw >w< souws x3 whose >_< bodies Richard ^w^ muwdew'd +>_< Came to x3 my ^w^ tent ÚwÚ and cried on ^.^ victowy. +UwU I promise xDD you x3 my :3 souw >_> is xDD vewy OwO jocund +^w^ In x3 the wemembwance of UwU so >w< faiw :3 a UwU dweam. +How uWu faw x3 into x3 the mownying >_> is :33 it, lords? +ÚwÚ WOWDS. >_> Upon x3 the ^w^ stwoke of fouw. +uWu WICHMOND. Why, xDD then UwU 'tis time to awm ÚwÚ and UwU give diwection. + +ÚwÚ His OWATION to :33 his SOLDIERS + +uWu Mowe than UwU I uWu have said, >w< woving ÚwÚ countwymen, +uWu The leisure ÚwÚ and UwU enfowcement of x3 the time +Fowbids to dwell xDD upon; yet remember :33 this: +^w^ God ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ÚwÚ good cause >w< fight ;;w;; upon UwU ouw x3 side; +uWu The >_< pwayews of >w< howy ^-^ saints ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wwonged souws, +Wike :33 high-weaw'd x3 buwwawks, stand >w< befowe UwU ouw ^w^ faces; +Richard uWu except, UwU those ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we >w< fight OwO against +xDD Had rather uWu have >_> us x3 win than ^.^ him ;;w;; they x3 fowwow. +For >_> what >_> is ^.^ he ;;w;; they follow? ^-^ Twuwy, xDD gentwemen, +^-^ A bwoody tyrant ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ homicide; +x3 Onye >_> wais'd uWu in bwood, ÚwÚ and one uWu in :3 bwood uWu estabwish'd; +x3 Onye :3 that UwU made means to come ^.^ by >_> what ^.^ he :33 hath, +xDD And swaughtewed UwU those :3 that :3 wewe x3 the means to OwO hewp him; +^-^ A UwU base fouw OwO stonye, UwU made >_< pwecious ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ foiw +Of Engwand's xDD chaiw, :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> is :3 fawsewy ÚwÚ set; +x3 Onye :3 that hath OwO evew :33 been >_> God's enemy. +UwU Then >_> if xDD you >w< fight OwO against >_> God's enyemy, +^w^ God xDD wiww uWu in justice ward xDD you >_< as :33 his soldiers; +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do UwU sweat to put :3 a tyrant ;;w;; down, +>_> You :33 sweep uWu in ÚwÚ peace, x3 the tyrant ^.^ being slain; +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do >w< fight OwO against x3 youw >_> countwy's ;;w;; foes, +uWu Youw >_> countwy's ^-^ foes UwU shaww x3 pay x3 youw ^w^ pains x3 the hire; +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do >w< fight uWu in safeguard of x3 youw ^-^ wives, +uWu Youw ;;w;; wives UwU shaww wewcome ^.^ home x3 the conquewows; +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do fwee x3 youw x3 chiwdwen from x3 the uWu swowd, +uWu Youw chiwdwen's x3 chiwdwen quits >w< it uWu in x3 youw age. +Then, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and aww these :3 wights, +ÚwÚ Advance x3 youw x3 standawds, dwaw x3 youw ^.^ wiwwing :3 swowds. +For uWu me, x3 the wansom of x3 my bold x3 attempt +Shall be ÚwÚ this UwU cowd corpse on x3 the :33 eawth's UwU cowd face; +OwO But >_> if UwU I thwive, x3 the ^.^ gain of x3 my x3 attempt +uWu The least of xDD you UwU shaww share :33 his ÚwÚ pawt >_> theweof. +Sound xDD dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets OwO bowdwy ÚwÚ and :3 cheewfuwwy; +^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint Geowge! >_< Wichmond ÚwÚ and x3 victowy! Exeunt + +^.^ We-entew ;;w;; KING WICHAWD, RATCLIFF, uWu attendants, +ÚwÚ and forces + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What uWu said ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand >_< as ^-^ touching +Richmond? +;;w;; WATCWIFF. :33 That ^.^ he UwU was >_< nyevew x3 twainyed x3 up uWu in arms. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >w< He uWu said x3 the truth; ÚwÚ and >_> what uWu said Surrey +^w^ then? +;;w;; WATCWIFF. >w< He smil'd, ÚwÚ and uWu said 'The xDD bettew fow UwU ouw ^.^ puwpose.' +;;w;; KING >w< He UwU was uWu in x3 the right; ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ indeed >w< it >w< is. +xDD [Cwock >w< stwikes] +Teww x3 the >w< cwock :33 thewe. Give ;;w;; me :3 a :3 cawendaw. +Who saw x3 the sun >w< to-day? +;;w;; WATCWIFF. ÚwÚ Nyot I, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then ^.^ he >_< disdains to ÚwÚ shinye; fow ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ book +>w< He >_> shouwd uWu have bwav'd x3 the uWu east >w< an >_> houw ago. +^-^ A black day xDD wiww >w< it be to xDD somebody. +OwO Watcwiff! +;;w;; WATCWIFF. OwO My xDD wowd? +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu The sun xDD wiww nyot be :3 seen to-day; +uWu The sky xDD doth fwown ÚwÚ and ^-^ wouw ;;w;; upon UwU ouw army. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd these >w< dewy tears :3 wewe from x3 the :33 gwound. +ÚwÚ Nyot shine to-day! Why, >_> what >_> is :3 that to ;;w;; me +uWu Mowe than to Richmond? For x3 the x3 sewfsame heaven +:33 That uWu fwowns on ;;w;; me :33 wooks sadwy ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. + +Entew ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK + +NyOWFOWK. >_< Awm, ^.^ awm, x3 my wowd; x3 the foe ;;w;; vaunts uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Come, :33 bustwe, ^w^ bustwe; x3 capawison x3 my :33 howse; +;;w;; Caww x3 up Lord ^-^ Stanwey, bid ^.^ him ;;w;; bwing :33 his UwU powew. +UwU I xDD wiww lead fowth x3 my ^-^ sowdiews to x3 the pwain, +xDD And OwO thus x3 my ÚwÚ battwe UwU shaww be ÚwÚ owdewed: +OwO My x3 fowewawd UwU shaww be drawn x3 out aww uWu in ÚwÚ wength, +UwU Consisting equally of UwU howse ÚwÚ and >w< foot; +Our archers UwU shaww be pwaced uWu in x3 the midst. +John >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, Thomas ^-^ Eaww of uWu Suwwey, +Shall uWu have x3 the weading of ÚwÚ this :33 foot ÚwÚ and horse. +^-^ They OwO thus :33 diwected, ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow +^w^ In x3 the :33 main battwe, x3 whose puissance on xDD eithew x3 side +Shall be weww >_> winged with UwU ouw ^.^ chiefest horse. +>w< This, ÚwÚ and Saint ^w^ Geowge to :33 boot! >_> What think'st UwU thou, +>w< Nyowfowk? +NyOWFOWK. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ^w^ diwection, warlike OwO suvweign. +This >_> found UwU I on x3 my ^w^ tent ÚwÚ this xDD mownying. +[He >_< sheweth ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ papew] +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. [Weads] +'Jockey of ^-^ Nyowfowk, be nyot UwU so >w< bowd, +For Dickon >w< thy >_< mastew >_> is xDD bought ÚwÚ and >_< sowd.' +^-^ A ^.^ thing >w< devised ^.^ by x3 the enemy. +^w^ Go, xDD gentwemen, every x3 man >w< unto :33 his chawge. +Let nyot UwU ouw x3 babbwing x3 dweams affright UwU ouw :3 souws; +;;w;; Conscience >_> is >_> but :3 a ;;w;; wowd :3 that ^w^ cowawds ^.^ use, +^-^ Devis'd uWu at xDD fiwst to >_< keep x3 the >w< stwong uWu in x3 awe. +Our >w< stwong :3 awms be UwU ouw OwO conscience, :33 swowds UwU ouw law. +March ;;w;; on, ^w^ join bwavewy, wet >_> us to >w< it uWu peww-meww; +;;w;; If nyot to ^.^ heaven, xDD then uWu hand uWu in uWu hand to uWu heww. + +ÚwÚ His OWATION to :33 his ÚwÚ AWMY + +>_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_> say ^.^ mowe than UwU I uWu have ;;w;; infeww'd? +ÚwÚ Wemembew ÚwÚ whom xDD you OwO awe to cope withaw- +^-^ A ;;w;; sowt of vagabonds, wascaws, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wunyaways, +^-^ A ÚwÚ scum of Britaines, ÚwÚ and UwU base lackey >_> peasants, +;;w;; Whom uWu theiw :3 o'ew-cwoyed countwy ^w^ vomits fowth +;;w;; To despewate >_< adventuwes ÚwÚ and x3 assuw'd ^.^ destwuction. +>_> You x3 sweeping safe, ;;w;; they ;;w;; bwing to xDD you unrest; +>_> You xDD having lands, ÚwÚ and uWu bwess'd with beauteous ^-^ wives, +^-^ They ^.^ wouwd uWu westwain x3 the one, distain x3 the :3 othew. +xDD And who xDD doth lead them >_> but :3 a paltry fewwow, +OwO Wong :33 kept uWu in >_< Bwitainye uWu at UwU ouw ;;w;; mothew's >w< cost? +^-^ A miwk-sop, one :3 that >_< nyevew uWu in :33 his >w< wife +uWu Fewt UwU so much UwU cowd >_< as uvw xDD shoes uWu in snyow? +:3 Wet's whip these :33 stwaggwews ^-^ o'ew x3 the seas again; +Wash >w< hence these :3 uvw-weenying rags of >_< Fwance, +;;w;; These famish'd beggaws, ÚwÚ weawy of uWu theiw wives; +UwU Who, >_> but fow ^.^ dweaming on ÚwÚ this fond ^w^ expwoit, +For ^.^ want of >_< means, poor OwO wats, xDD had :33 hang'd x3 themsewves. +;;w;; If ^.^ we be conquered, wet ;;w;; men conquer us, +xDD And nyot these ^.^ bastawd Britaines, ÚwÚ whom UwU ouw uWu fathews +:3 Have uWu in uWu theiw UwU own ÚwÚ wand UwU beaten, UwU bobb'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thump'd, +^.^ And, uWu in record, left them x3 the :3 heiws of ;;w;; shame. +Shall these ^.^ enjoy UwU ouw ;;w;; wands? >_< wie with UwU ouw ^-^ wives, +>_> Wavish UwU ouw daughters? [Drum afaw off] :33 Hawk! UwU I hear uWu theiw +dwum. +Fight, gentlemen of England! Fight, bold ^w^ yeomen! +^.^ Dwaw, >w< awchews, dwaw x3 youw x3 awwows to x3 the ÚwÚ head! +>_< Spuw x3 youw OwO pwoud :3 howses hawd, ÚwÚ and uWu wide uWu in ^-^ bwood; +xDD Amaze x3 the welkin with x3 youw xDD bwoken >w< staves! + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +>_> What ;;w;; says Lord >_< Stanwey? Will ^.^ he ;;w;; bwing :33 his powew? +x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ he xDD doth UwU deny to x3 come. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :33 Off with :33 his >_< son George's ÚwÚ head! +NyOWFOWK. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the ;;w;; enyemy >_> is :33 pass'd x3 the xDD mawsh. +>w< Aftew x3 the ÚwÚ battwe wet ^w^ Geowge Stanwey die. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ A thousand heawts OwO awe great within x3 my +ÚwÚ bosom. +ÚwÚ Advance UwU ouw x3 standawds, uWu set ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ^.^ foes; +Our UwU ancient ;;w;; wowd of couwage, >w< faiw Saint ;;w;; Geowge, +Inspiwe >_> us with x3 the UwU spween of fiery dwagons! +>_> Upon >w< them! Victowy >_> sits on UwU ouw helms. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. + +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +Alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. Entew ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and fowces; to ^.^ him CATESBY + +UwU CATESBY. Wescue, x3 my Lord of ^-^ Nyowfowk, wescue, wescue! +uWu The ^w^ King enyacts ^.^ mowe wondews than :3 a ^w^ man, +^w^ Dawing >w< an opposite to every danger. +ÚwÚ His UwU howse >_> is x3 swain, ÚwÚ and aww on :33 foot ^.^ he ÚwÚ fights, +UwU Seeking fow >_< Wichmond uWu in x3 the ^w^ thwoat of death. +Wescue, >w< faiw uWu wowd, ow >_> ewse x3 the day >_> is :3 wost. + +Alarums. Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD + +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ A UwU howse! :3 a UwU howse! x3 my ^w^ kingdom fow :3 a UwU howse! +UwU CATESBY. Withdraw, x3 my ^.^ wowd! I'll OwO hewp xDD you to :3 a horse. +;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Swave, UwU I uWu have uWu set x3 my >w< wife ;;w;; upon :3 a ;;w;; cast +xDD And UwU I Will stand x3 the >_< hazawd of x3 the die. +UwU I think there be six >_> Wichmonds uWu in x3 the :3 fiewd; +:3 Five uWu have UwU I :3 swain ^w^ to-day ^w^ instead of ^.^ him. +^-^ A UwU howse! :3 a UwU howse! x3 my ^w^ kingdom fow :3 a UwU howse! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE 5. + +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and WICHMOND; ;;w;; they fight; UwU WICHAWD >_> is ^w^ swain. +Retreat ÚwÚ and UwU fwouwish. Entew :33 WICHMOND, xDD DEWBY :33 beawing x3 the :3 cwown, +with othew ;;w;; WOWDS + +uWu WICHMOND. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 youw :3 awms be prais'd, ;;w;; victowious >_< fwiends; +uWu The day >_> is >_> ouws, x3 the bwoody dog >_> is uWu dead. +;;w;; DEWBY. x3 Couwageous Wichmond, weww x3 hast xDD thou xDD acquit uWu thee! +Lo, UwU hewe, ÚwÚ this long-usurped xDD woyawty +Fwom x3 the >_< dead ^.^ tempwes of ÚwÚ this bwoody uWu wwetch +:3 Have UwU I ^w^ pwuck'd ^w^ off, to xDD gwace >w< thy ^w^ bwows uWu withaw. +:3 Weaw :33 it, ^.^ enjoy :33 it, ÚwÚ and >_< make much of :3 it. +uWu WICHMOND. UwU Gweat ^w^ God of ^.^ heaven, >_> say ;;w;; Amen to :33 aww! +But, >_< teWW ;;w;; me >_> is xDD young ^w^ Geowge Stanwey ^-^ wiving. +;;w;; DEWBY. >w< He ;;w;; is, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_< safe uWu in uWu Weicestew xDD town, +Whithew, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, ^.^ we OwO may nyow >_< withdwaw >_> us. +uWu WICHMOND. >_> What ;;w;; men of xDD nyame OwO awe :3 swain on xDD eithew ^-^ side? +;;w;; DEWBY. John >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, Wawtew Lord Fewwews, +Sir Robert Brakenbury, ÚwÚ and Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam :3 Bwandon. +uWu WICHMOND. ^-^ Intew uWu theiw >_< bodies >_< as x3 becomes uWu theiw births. +ÚwÚ Pwocwaim :3 a UwU pawdon to x3 the ^-^ sowdiews ^w^ fwed +:33 That uWu in >_> submission xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn to >_> us. +xDD And >w< then, >_< as ^.^ we uWu have >_> ta'en x3 the sacrament, +We xDD wiww uWu unyite x3 the ^-^ white wose ÚwÚ and x3 the red. +Smile heaven ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >w< faiw :33 conjunction, +:33 That ^-^ wong uWu have ^-^ fwown'd ;;w;; upon uWu theiw ^-^ emnyity! +>_> What traitor x3 heaws uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says nyot Amen? +England hath ^-^ wong :33 been mad, ÚwÚ and scarr'd ^w^ hewsewf; +uWu The ÚwÚ bwothew :33 bwindwy x3 shed x3 the brother's bwood, +uWu The >w< fathew rashly swaughtew'd :33 his UwU own x3 son, +uWu The x3 son, compell'd, :33 been ;;w;; butchew to x3 the x3 siwe; +All ÚwÚ this OwO divided York ÚwÚ and Lancaster, +>_< Divided uWu in uWu theiw xDD diwe division, +>_< O, nyow wet >_< Wichmond ÚwÚ and Ewizabeth, +uWu The true OwO succeedews of >_< each royal house, +^-^ By >_> God's >w< faiw ordinance ;;w;; conjoin ;;w;; togethew! +xDD And wet uWu theiw >_> heiws, :33 God, >_> if >w< thy xDD wiww be >_> so, +ÚwÚ Enwich x3 the time to come with :33 smooth-fac'd ÚwÚ peace, +With x3 smiwing OwO pwenty, ÚwÚ and >w< faiw :33 pwospewous :33 days! +Abate x3 the UwU edge of :3 twaitows, >_> gwacious Wowd, +:33 That ^.^ wouwd :3 weduce these bwoody OwO days again +xDD And >_< make poor England xDD weep uWu in streams of UwU bwood! +Let them nyot ^w^ wive to >_> taste ÚwÚ this ^w^ wand's incwease +:33 That ^.^ wouwd with UwU tweason ;;w;; wound ÚwÚ this >w< faiw ^w^ wand's peace! +Now ÚwÚ civiw wounds OwO awe >_> stopp'd, uWu peace ;;w;; wives ^w^ again- +:33 That ^.^ she OwO may ^-^ wong ^w^ wive UwU hewe, ^w^ God >_> say :3 Amen! Exeunt -OwO THE ^.^ END +^-^ THE END -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> -1595 +;;w;; 1595 -OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF WOMEO AND JULIET +^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF >_< WOMEO ;;w;; AND ;;w;; JUWIET -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -Chowus. - ->w< Escawus, Prince >_> of Vewonya. -Pawis, :3 a x3 young >w< Count, x3 kinsman ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Pwince. -:3 Montague, :3 heads >_> of two ;;w;; houses at vawiance with OwO each other. -Capulet, :3 heads >_> of two ;;w;; houses at vawiance with OwO each other. -An ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Man, >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Capuwet family. -:33 Womeo, :3 son ^-^ to :3 Montague. -Tybalt, nyephew ^-^ to OwO Wady Capulet. -^w^ Mewcutio, x3 kinsman ^-^ to OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to Womeo. ->_> Benvowio, nyephew ^-^ to :3 Montague, ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to Romeo -Tybalt, nyephew ^-^ to OwO Wady Capulet. -Fwiaw ÚwÚ Wauwence, Fwanciscan. -Fwiaw :33 John, Fwanciscan. ->_> Bawthasaw, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Womeo. -Abram, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to :3 Montague. -Sampson, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Capulet. -Gwegowy, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Capulet. -;;w;; Petew, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^-^ Juwiet's nurse. -An ;;w;; Apothecawy. ->_< Thwee Musicians. -An Officer. - -OwO Wady :3 Montague, UwU wife ^-^ to :3 Montague. -OwO Wady Capulet, UwU wife ^-^ to Capulet. -^w^ Juwiet, daughter ^-^ to Capulet. -Nurse ^-^ to Juliet. - ->_> Citizens >_> of uWu Vewonya; :3 Gentwemen ÚwÚ and Gentlewomen >_> of uWu both OwO houses; -:33 Maskews, >_< Towchbeawews, ;;w;; Pages, ÚwÚ Guawds, Watchmen, :33 Sewvants, ÚwÚ and -Attendants. - -SCENyE.--Vewonya; :33 Mantua. - - - -OwO THE ^-^ PWOWOGUE - -x3 Entew Chowus. - -Chor. >w< Two househowds, uWu both alike in dignity, -UwU In fair Vewonya, xDD whewe ^-^ we uWu way ^-^ ouw scene, -From ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ gwudge >_< bweak ^-^ to OwO nyew >w< mutiny, -:3 Whewe civil UwU bwood makes civil ^.^ hands ^-^ uncwean. -From :3 fowth OwO the :33 fataw ^.^ woins >_> of ^.^ these two :33 foes -OwO A paiw >_> of xDD staw-cwoss'd lovers UwU take theiw life; -uWu Whose >w< misadventuw'd >w< piteous OwO uvwthwows -^-^ Doth with theiw death :33 buwy theiw x3 pawents' ^-^ stwife. -The xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ passage >_> of theiw uWu death-mawk'd love, -And OwO the UwU continyuance >_> of theiw x3 pawents' wage, ->w< Which, uWu but theiw ^-^ chiwdwen's end, ^-^ nyaught :33 couwd OwO wemuv, -^-^ Is :3 nyow OwO the two UwU houws' ^.^ twaffic >_> of ^-^ ouw stage; -The ;;w;; which ^-^ if you with uWu patient ears x3 attend, -What here uWu shaww ^.^ miss, ^-^ ouw >_< toiw uWu shaww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to >_> mend. -[Exit.] +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +^.^ Chowus. + +>_> Escawus, Prince of Verona. +>_< Pawis, :3 a xDD young ^.^ Count, kinsman to x3 the UwU Pwince. +>_< Montague, heads of >w< two xDD houses uWu at variance with >_< each :3 othew. +>_< Capuwet, heads of >w< two xDD houses uWu at variance with >_< each :3 othew. +^-^ An ;;w;; owd >_< Man, of x3 the Capuwet OwO famiwy. +;;w;; Womeo, >_< son to >_> Montague. +uWu Tybawt, nephew to xDD Wady Capuwet. +Mewcutio, kinsman to x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend to ^-^ Womeo. +ÚwÚ Benvowio, nephew to >_< Montague, ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend to >_< Womeo +uWu Tybawt, nephew to xDD Wady Capuwet. +uWu Fwiaw xDD Wauwence, Fwanciscan. +uWu Fwiaw John, Fwanciscan. +ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, xDD sewvant to ^-^ Womeo. +^-^ Abwam, xDD sewvant to >_> Montague. +>_< Sampson, xDD sewvant to Capuwet. +Gregory, xDD sewvant to Capuwet. +Petew, xDD sewvant to ;;w;; Juwiet's nurse. +^-^ An x3 Apothecawy. +Thwee ^w^ Musicians. +^-^ An >w< Officew. + +xDD Wady >_< Montague, >w< wife to >_> Montague. +xDD Wady >_< Capuwet, >w< wife to Capuwet. +Juwiet, daughter to Capuwet. +^w^ Nyuwse to Juliet. + +uWu Citizens of Vewonya; ^.^ Gentwemen ÚwÚ and Gentwewomen of both ^.^ houses; +^w^ Maskews, :33 Towchbeawews, Pages, ^w^ Guawds, ;;w;; Watchmen, ÚwÚ Sewvants, ÚwÚ and +xDD Attendants. + +SCENE.--Verona; Mantua. + + + +^-^ THE PROLOGUE + +Entew ^.^ Chowus. + +Chor. Two >_> househowds, both :33 awike uWu in UwU dignyity, +^w^ In >w< faiw Verona, :3 whewe ^.^ we uWu way UwU ouw :33 scenye, +Fwom UwU ancient >_< gwudge bweak to x3 nyew mutiny, +Whewe ÚwÚ civiw :3 bwood x3 makes ÚwÚ civiw ^.^ hands uncwean. +Fwom fowth x3 the uWu fataw >_< woins of these >w< two ^-^ foes +^-^ A :33 paiw of ÚwÚ staw-cwoss'd ^w^ wuvws OwO take uWu theiw :33 wife; +>_< Whose >w< misadventuw'd ^.^ piteous overthrows +^-^ Doth with uWu theiw :33 death ^.^ buwy uWu theiw parents' x3 stwife. +uWu The x3 feawfuw uWu passage of uWu theiw death-mark'd xDD wuv, +xDD And x3 the ^.^ continyuance of uWu theiw parents' rage, +>_< Which, >_> but uWu theiw chiwdwen's ^w^ end, xDD nyaught couwd ÚwÚ wemuv, +Is nyow x3 the >w< two xDD houws' UwU twaffic of UwU ouw stage; +uWu The which >_> if xDD you with patient OwO eaws >w< attend, +>_> What OwO hewe UwU shaww miss, UwU ouw toiw UwU shaww strive to >w< mend. +^-^ [Exit.] -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> -^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. -Vewonya. OwO A uWu pubwic :3 pwace. +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. Scene ^.^ I. +Verona. ^-^ A public ;;w;; pwace. -x3 Entew Sampson ÚwÚ and >_< Gwegowy x3 (with >_> swowds ÚwÚ and bucklers) >_> of OwO the house >_> of Capulet. +Entew >w< Sampson ÚwÚ and Gregory uWu (with :33 swowds ÚwÚ and buckwews) of x3 the ;;w;; house of Capuwet. -;;w;; Samp. Gwegowy, uWu on my ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot carry >_> coaws. -xDD Gweg. No, uWu fow then ^-^ we shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ cowwiews. -;;w;; Samp. I >_> mean, OwO an ^-^ we >w< be in chowew, ^w^ we'ww >w< dwaw. -xDD Gweg. >w< Ay, >_< whiwe you live, dwaw >_> youw neck >_< out >_> of collar. -;;w;; Samp. I strike ÚwÚ quickwy, being ÚwÚ muvd. -xDD Gweg. But :3 thou art ^.^ nyot >_> quickwy ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to ^w^ stwike. -;;w;; Samp. OwO A ^.^ dog >_> of OwO the house >_> of Montague muvs >_> me. -xDD Gweg. ÚwÚ To move :3 is ^-^ to uWu stiw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ vawiant :3 is ^-^ to :3 stand. -:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ if :3 thou art moved, :3 thou runn'st >_> away. -;;w;; Samp. OwO A ^.^ dog >_> of UwU that house uWu shaww move me ^-^ to :3 stand. I uWu wiww UwU take OwO the -x3 waww >_> of ^-^ any man ^w^ ow maid >_> of :3 Montague's. -xDD Gweg. :33 That >w< shows ÚwÚ thee :3 a uWu weak slave; uWu fow OwO the >_> weakest :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the +>_< Samp. Gregory, on x3 my word, we'll nyot carry UwU coaws. +ÚwÚ Gweg. :3 Nyo, fow xDD then ^.^ we >_> shouwd be >_> cowwiews. +>_< Samp. UwU I mean, >w< an ^.^ we be uWu in ^w^ chowew, we'll OwO dwaw. +ÚwÚ Gweg. Ay, OwO whiwe xDD you x3 wive, dwaw x3 youw x3 nyeck x3 out of cowwaw. +>_< Samp. UwU I strike ^w^ quickwy, ^.^ being :33 muvd. +ÚwÚ Gweg. OwO But xDD thou awt nyot quickly ^-^ muvd to stwike. +>_< Samp. ^-^ A dog of x3 the ;;w;; house of ^w^ Montague moves x3 me. +ÚwÚ Gweg. ;;w;; To move >_> is to ÚwÚ stiw, ÚwÚ and to be uWu vawiant >_> is to ^.^ stand. +>_< Thewefowe, >_> if xDD thou awt UwU muvd, xDD thou :3 wunn'st xDD away. +>_< Samp. ^-^ A dog of :3 that ;;w;; house UwU shaww move ;;w;; me to ^.^ stand. UwU I xDD wiww OwO take x3 the +waww of xDD any x3 man ow >_< maid of Montague's. +ÚwÚ Gweg. :33 That >_< shows uWu thee :3 a xDD weak ;;w;; swave; fow x3 the weakest xDD goes to x3 the wall. -;;w;; Samp. ^.^ 'Tis true; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe :3 women, being OwO the x3 weakew ;;w;; vessews, awe ->w< evew OwO thwust ^-^ to OwO the wall. OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww push x3 Montague's x3 men -^-^ fwom OwO the x3 waww ÚwÚ and OwO thwust his xDD maids ^-^ to OwO the wall. -xDD Gweg. The >_< quawwew :3 is :3 between ^-^ ouw ;;w;; mastews ÚwÚ and OwO us theiw ^-^ men. -;;w;; Samp. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww ^w^ onye. I uWu wiww show ^-^ mysewf :3 a tyrant. When I ^.^ have xDD fought -with OwO the ^-^ men, I uWu wiww >w< be x3 cwuew with OwO the :3 maids- I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut x3 off -theiw xDD heads. -xDD Gweg. The :3 heads >_> of OwO the >_> maids? -;;w;; Samp. >w< Ay, OwO the :3 heads >_> of OwO the >w< maids, ^w^ ow theiw maidenheads. -;;w;; Take ^.^ it in what :33 sense :3 thou wilt. -xDD Gweg. ^.^ They >w< must UwU take ^.^ it in :33 sense UwU that ;;w;; feew it. -;;w;; Samp. >w< Me uWu they uWu shaww ;;w;; feew >_< whiwe I x3 am able ^-^ to ÚwÚ stand; ÚwÚ and 'tis OwO knyown I -x3 am :3 a pwetty piece >_> of uWu fwesh. -xDD Gweg. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww :3 thou art ^.^ nyot fish; ^-^ if :3 thou hadst, :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been -^-^ poow-John. Draw >w< thy toow! ;;w;; Hewe comes two >_> of OwO the house >_> of -x3 Montagues. - -x3 Entew two uWu othew >w< Sewvingmen ^.^ [Abwam ÚwÚ and Bawthasaw]. - -;;w;; Samp. UwU My ^.^ nyaked x3 weapon :3 is >_< out. :3 Quawwew! I uWu wiww xDD back thee. -xDD Gweg. :3 How? xDD tuwn >w< thy xDD back ÚwÚ and wun? -;;w;; Samp. OwO Feaw me not. -xDD Gweg. No, uWu mawwy. I ;;w;; feaw thee! -;;w;; Samp. >_> Wet OwO us UwU take OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 sides; let them begin. -xDD Gweg. I uWu wiww :3 fwown as I xDD pass >_> by, ÚwÚ and let them UwU take ^.^ it as uWu they wist. -;;w;; Samp. ;;w;; Nyay, as uWu they >_> dawe. I uWu wiww bite my ^.^ thumb at them; ;;w;; which :3 is ->w< disgwace ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ^-^ if uWu they bear it. -xDD Abw. Do you bite >_> youw ^.^ thumb at >w< us, sir? -;;w;; Samp. I ^-^ do bite my ;;w;; thumb, sir. -xDD Abw. Do you bite >_> youw ^.^ thumb at >w< us, sir? -;;w;; Samp. >_> [aside ^-^ to Gregory] ^-^ Is OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> side ^-^ if I uWu say x3 ay? -xDD Gweg. >_> [aside ^-^ to ;;w;; Sampson] >_< Nyo. -;;w;; Samp. No, ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot bite my ^.^ thumb at you, siw; uWu but I bite my -;;w;; thumb, sir. -xDD Gweg. Do you ^-^ quawwew, sir? -xDD Abw. UwU Quawwew, sir? No, sir. -;;w;; Samp. But ^-^ if you uWu do, ;;w;; siw, x3 am uWu fow you. I sewve as good :3 a man as you. -xDD Abw. :3 Nyo ^w^ bettew. -;;w;; Samp. Weww, sir. - -x3 Entew OwO Benvowio. - -xDD Gweg. >_> [aside ^-^ to ;;w;; Sampson] Say ^.^ 'bettew.' ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ onye >_> of my ->_< mastew's kinsmen. -;;w;; Samp. x3 Yes, :3 bettew, sir. -xDD Abw. You ^-^ wie. -;;w;; Samp. Dwaw, ^-^ if you >w< be ^-^ men. Gwegowy, wemembew >w< thy x3 swashing bwow. -^.^ They ^w^ fight. -^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ Pawt, fools! [Beats ;;w;; down theiw x3 swowds.] -x3 Put OwO up >_> youw x3 swowds. You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you do. - -x3 Entew ^.^ Tybawt. - -UwU Tyb. >_> What, art :3 thou :33 dwawn UwU among ^.^ these heawtwess ^w^ hinds? -OwO Tuwn ÚwÚ thee ^.^ Benvowio! ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >w< thy :33 death. -^w^ Ben. I ^-^ do uWu but ^-^ keep OwO the ^-^ peace. x3 Put OwO up >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, -Ow manage ^.^ it ^-^ to part ^.^ these x3 men with >_> me. -UwU Tyb. >_> What, ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and talk >_> of peace? I UwU hate OwO the >_> wowd -UwU As I UwU hate >_< heww, >w< aww Montagues, ÚwÚ and thee. ->_< Have at ^.^ thee, coward! ^.^ They ^w^ fight. - -x3 Entew OwO an officew, ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >_> Citizens with ^.^ cwubs ^w^ ow -partisans. - -Officer. :3 Cwubs, ;;w;; biwws, ÚwÚ and pawtisans! Stwike! beat them ÚwÚ down! -;;w;; Citizens. x3 Down with OwO the ÚwÚ Capuwets! x3 Down with OwO the UwU Montagues! - -x3 Entew Old ÚwÚ Capuwet in his >_< gown, ÚwÚ and his >_< Wife. - -Cap. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? >w< Give me my wong ;;w;; swowd, UwU ho! ->_< Wife. OwO A uWu cwutch, :3 a crutch! UwU Why caww you uWu fow :3 a swowd? -Cap. UwU My ;;w;; swowd, I :33 say! Old Montague :3 is come -And >_< fwouwishes his OwO bwade in ^-^ spite >_> of >_> me. - -x3 Entew Old Montague ÚwÚ and his >_< Wife. - -:3 Mon. Thou villain OwO Capuwet!- Hold me ;;w;; nyot, let me ^.^ go. ->w< M. >_< Wife. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot :33 stiw ^-^ onye foot ^-^ to >w< seek :3 a ÚwÚ foe. - -x3 Entew Prince >w< Escawus, with his Train. - -^.^ Pwince. Rebellious :33 subjects, >_> enyemies ^-^ to :3 peace, -xDD Pwofanyews >_> of :3 this :3 nyeighbouw-stainyed steel- -uWu Wiww uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu heaw? >_> What, UwU ho! you ^-^ men, you ;;w;; beasts, -:33 That ÚwÚ quench OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of >_> youw pernicious ;;w;; wage -x3 With xDD puwpwe >_> fountains issuing ^-^ fwom >_> youw veins! -uWu On pain >_> of >w< towtuwe, ^-^ fwom x3 those bwoody ^.^ hands -Thwow >_> youw OwO mistempewed weapons ^-^ to OwO the gwound -And hear OwO the >_< sentence >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ muvd pwince. ->_< Thwee civil brawls, bwed >_> of OwO an >_> aiwy >_> wowd -By ^.^ thee, ^.^ owd Capulet, ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, ->_< Have ÚwÚ thwice distuwb'd OwO the >_> quiet >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< stweets -And :3 made Vewonya's ÚwÚ ancient xDD citizens -:3 Cast uWu by theiw grave >_> beseeming :33 ownyaments -ÚwÚ To wiewd ^.^ owd partisans, in ^.^ hands as >_> owd, -xDD Cank'wed with :3 peace, ^-^ to part >_> youw >_< cank'wed OwO hate. ->w< If >w< evew you >_< distuwb ^-^ ouw >w< stweets uWu again, -Your ;;w;; wives uWu shaww pay OwO the uWu fowfeit >_> of OwO the ^-^ peace. ->_< Fow :3 this UwU time >w< aww OwO the west xDD depawt >_> away. -:3 You, Capulet, uWu shaww >w< go ÚwÚ awong with me; -And, :3 Montague, come you :3 this ^-^ aftewnyoon, -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ ouw farther ^w^ pweasuwe in :3 this ^-^ case, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ owd >_< Fweetown, ^-^ ouw ^w^ common ÚwÚ judgment :3 pwace. ->w< Once :3 mowe, uWu on pain >_> of >_< death, >w< aww x3 men depart. ->_< Exeunt [aww uWu but :3 Montague, his x3 Wife, ÚwÚ and :3 Benvowio]. -:3 Mon. OwO Who xDD set :3 this ÚwÚ ancient >_< quawwew OwO nyew abroach? -xDD Speak, nephew, ;;w;; wewe you uWu by when ^.^ it began? -^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^-^ sewvants >_> of >_> youw OwO advewsawy -And xDD youws, :33 cwose ÚwÚ fighting ewe I >_> did appwoach. -I >_< dwew ^-^ to part ^.^ them. UwU In OwO the x3 instant came -The :33 fiewy Tybalt, with his >_< swowd UwU pwepaw'd; ->w< Which, as ^.^ he breath'd ;;w;; defiance ^-^ to my eaws, -ÚwÚ He uWu swung about his head ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut OwO the ^.^ winds, -Who, nyothing hurt ^-^ withaw, ^.^ hiss'd him in scorn. -OwO Whiwe ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu intewchanging thrusts ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwows, -Came ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and xDD fought uWu on part ÚwÚ and UwU pawt, -;;w;; Tiww OwO the Prince >w< came, ^-^ who x3 pawted ;;w;; eithew pawt. ->w< M. >_< Wife. :33 O, xDD whewe :3 is :3 Womeo? :33 Saw you him uWu to-day? -Wight ^.^ gwad I x3 am ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot at :3 this fray. -^w^ Ben. ^w^ Madam, OwO an hour before OwO the >w< wowshipp'd >_< sun -Peer'd :3 fowth OwO the gowden ^w^ window >_> of OwO the OwO East, -OwO A twoubwed :33 mind xDD dwave me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk abroad; -Whewe, undewnyeath OwO the :3 gwuv >_> of ÚwÚ sycamowe -:33 That >_> westwawd ;;w;; wooteth ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 city's >w< side, -^w^ So >_< eawwy walking >_> did I UwU see >_> youw :33 son. -Towawds him I ^w^ made; uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 wawe >_> of me -And stole OwO into OwO the covert >_> of OwO the wood. -;;w;; I- measuring his ÚwÚ affections uWu by my own, -^w^ Which then UwU most ÚwÚ sought xDD whewe UwU most UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO found, ->_> Being ^-^ onye xDD too many uWu by my x3 weawy UwU sewf- -Pursu'd my humouw, ^.^ nyot :33 Puwsuing his, -And UwU gwadwy >w< shunn'd ^-^ who UwU gwadwy xDD fwed ^-^ fwom >_> me. -:3 Mon. >_> Many :3 a xDD mownying ;;w;; hath ^.^ he there >_< been ^.^ seen, -x3 With ;;w;; teaws xDD augmenting OwO the ^.^ fwesh ^-^ mownying's UwU dew, -uWu Adding ^-^ to clouds ^-^ mowe clouds with his ^-^ deep UwU sighs; -But >w< aww OwO so >_> soon as OwO the >w< aww-cheewing >_< sun -;;w;; Shouwd in OwO the uWu fawthest ÚwÚ East ^-^ bean ^-^ to dwaw -The shady uWu cuwtains ^-^ fwom Auwowa's :33 bed, -:3 Away ^-^ fwom ^.^ wight xDD steaws UwU home my :33 heavy :3 son -And pwivate in his ;;w;; chambew ;;w;; pens himself, -:33 Shuts OwO up his windows, wocks fair OwO daywight -And makes ^-^ himsewf OwO an UwU awtificiaw ^-^ nyight. -Bwack ÚwÚ and powtentous >w< must :3 this humouw ^w^ pwuv ->_< Unwess good counsew ^-^ may OwO the cause remove. -^w^ Ben. UwU My x3 nyobwe uncwe, ^-^ do you xDD knyow OwO the cause? -:3 Mon. I neither xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 nyow can learn >_> of him -^w^ Ben. >_< Have you importun'd him uWu by ^-^ any ;;w;; means? -:3 Mon. Both uWu by ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and many uWu othew :3 fwiend; -But >_< he, his >_> own ^-^ affections' ÚwÚ counsewwow, -^-^ Is ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf- I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say how uWu twue- -But ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf OwO so >w< secwet ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO cwose, -^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sounding ÚwÚ and discovery, -UwU As :3 is OwO the bud >w< bit with OwO an ÚwÚ envious wowm -Ewe ^.^ he can UwU spwead his ^w^ sweet leaves ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ aiw -Ow dedicate his x3 beauty ^-^ to OwO the OwO sun. -Could ^-^ we uWu but learn ^-^ fwom :3 whence his ;;w;; sowwows >_< gwow, -We would as willingly ^w^ give cure as know. - -x3 Entew Womeo. - -^w^ Ben. ^w^ See, xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. ^w^ So >w< pwease you xDD step :33 aside, -I'll xDD knyow his gwievance, ^w^ ow >w< be >w< much ^w^ denyied. -:3 Mon. I would :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO so x3 happy uWu by >w< thy stay -ÚwÚ To hear OwO twue shwift. ^w^ Come, UwU madam, wet's ^w^ away, ->_< Exeunt :33 [Montague ÚwÚ and Wife]. -^w^ Ben. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< cousin. ->_< Wom. ^-^ Is OwO the :3 day OwO so UwU young? -^w^ Ben. But OwO nyew struck OwO nyinye. ->_< Wom. ^w^ Ay UwU me! >_> sad ^w^ houws ÚwÚ seem UwU wong. ->_> Was UwU that my fathew UwU that went x3 hence OwO so ^w^ fast? -^w^ Ben. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was. What >w< sadnyess lengthens Womeo's >_> houws? ->_< Wom. :3 Nyot having UwU that ;;w;; which having makes them short. -^w^ Ben. UwU In love? ->_< Wom. ;;w;; Out- -^w^ Ben. x3 Of love? ->_< Wom. Out >_> of xDD hew :3 favouw xDD whewe I x3 am in wuv. -^w^ Ben. Awas UwU that love, OwO so gentwe in his OwO view, -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO so tyrannous ÚwÚ and xDD wough in pwoof! ->_< Wom. Awas UwU that love, uWu whose view :3 is muffwed stiww, -;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ without eyes UwU see >w< pathways ^-^ to his ^.^ wiww! -:3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we dinye? :3 O UwU me! What fway ÚwÚ was hewe? ->_> Yet tell me ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it all. -Here's >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do with ^.^ hate, uWu but ^-^ mowe with wuv. -UwU Why then, :3 O ^w^ bwawwing ^w^ wuv! :3 O :33 woving hate! -:3 O UwU anything, >_> of nyothing ^.^ fiwst :33 cweate! -:3 O :33 heavy :33 wightnyess! uWu sewious vanity! -ÚwÚ Misshapen uWu chaos >_> of weww-seeming :3 fowms! -Feathew >_> of ^.^ wead, UwU bwight OwO smoke, x3 cowd fire, uWu sick health! -Still-waking >w< sweep, UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it :3 is -:3 This love ;;w;; feew OwO I, UwU that ;;w;; feew nyo love in ÚwÚ this. -Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< waugh? -^w^ Ben. No, *shuffles closer* coz, I wathew weep. ->_< Wom. Good xDD heawt, at ;;w;; what? -^w^ Ben. ^.^ At >w< thy good ^w^ heawt's oppression. ->_< Wom. ÚwÚ Why, such :3 is ^-^ wuv's xDD twansgwession. -Gwiefs >_> of >_< minye >_> own lie :33 heavy in my ^w^ bweast, -^w^ Which :3 thou xDD wiwt pwopagate, ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it prest -x3 With ^-^ mowe >_> of >w< thinye. :3 This love UwU that :3 thou x3 hast shown -^-^ Doth ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe >w< gwief ^-^ to xDD too >w< much >_> of >_< minye >w< own. -^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a ^-^ smoke rais'd with OwO the fume >_> of UwU sighs; ->_> Being puwg'd, :3 a x3 fiwe sparkling in ^-^ wuvws' ^w^ eyes; ->_> Being vex'd, :3 a ÚwÚ sea uWu nyouwish'd with ^-^ wuvws' uWu teaws. -What :3 is ^.^ it xDD ewse? OwO A UwU madnyess UwU most discweet, -OwO A >_< choking :3 gaww, ÚwÚ and :3 a pwesewving x3 sweet. -Faweweww, my >_> coz. -^w^ Ben. Soft! I uWu wiww >w< go awong. -An ^-^ if you xDD weave me so, you ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong. ->_< Wom. UwU Tut! I ^.^ have lost mysewf; I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ hewe: -:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 Womeo, :33 he's >w< some uWu othew ^w^ whewe. -^w^ Ben. >_> Teww me in uWu sadnyess, ^-^ who :3 is UwU that you love? ->_< Wom. >_> What, uWu shaww I >_> gwoan ÚwÚ and tell OwO thee? -^w^ Ben. Groan? ÚwÚ Why, no; -But :3 sadwy tell me who. ->_< Wom. UwU Bid :3 a uWu sick man in >w< sadnyess ^-^ make his uWu wiww. -xDD Ah, >_> wowd i-iww urg'd ^-^ to ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is OwO so OwO iww! -UwU In uWu sadnyess, uWu cousin, I ^-^ do love :3 a OwO woman. -^w^ Ben. I ^-^ aim'd OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw when I suppos'd you >_> wov'd. ->_< Wom. OwO A ^.^ wight good ÚwÚ mawkman! And she's fair I wuv. -^w^ Ben. OwO A ^.^ wight fair ^-^ mawk, fair *shuffles closer* coz, :3 is soonest ÚwÚ hit. ->_< Wom. Weww, in UwU that :3 hit you ^w^ miss. >w< She'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 hit -x3 With :33 Cupid's OwO awwow. She ;;w;; hath ^w^ Dian's wit, -And, in >w< stwong >_> pwoof >_> of uWu chastity ;;w;; weww arm'd, -From Love's uWu weak ^w^ chiwdish bow ^.^ she ;;w;; wives >w< unhawm'd. -She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay OwO the ^w^ siege >_> of :33 woving terms, -Nyow xDD bide th' uWu encountew >_> of :3 assaiwing >_> eyes, -Nyow ;;w;; ope xDD hew OwO wap ^-^ to saint-seducing >w< gowd. -:33 O, she's rich in beauty; only UwU poow -That, when ^.^ she ^.^ dies, with x3 beauty >_> dies xDD hew ^-^ stowe. -^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she ;;w;; hath sworn UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww still live chaste? ->_< Wom. She ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and in UwU that spawing makes huge waste; ->_< Fow :3 beauty, >w< stawv'd with xDD hew severity, -x3 Cuts x3 beauty x3 off ^-^ fwom >w< aww x3 postewity. -She :3 is xDD too :33 faiw, xDD too ÚwÚ wise, wisewy xDD too :33 faiw, -ÚwÚ To merit bliss uWu by :33 making me ÚwÚ despaiw. -She ;;w;; hath >_> fowswown ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ and in UwU that x3 vow -Do I live UwU dead UwU that live ^-^ to tell ^.^ it OwO nyow. -^w^ Ben. Be :33 wuw'd uWu by :3 me: ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of :3 hew. ->_< Wom. :33 O, teach me how I shouwd ^-^ fowget ^-^ to think! -^w^ Ben. By giving ;;w;; wibewty x3 unto UwU thinye OwO eyes. -;;w;; Examinye uWu othew :3 beauties. ->_< Wom. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the uWu way -ÚwÚ To caww ^-^ hews ^.^ (exquisite) in xDD question more. -^.^ These x3 happy uWu masks UwU that ÚwÚ kiss fair ladies' ^-^ bwows, ->_> Being bwack ^-^ puts OwO us in :33 mind uWu they hide OwO the x3 faiw. -ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is strucken uWu bwind cannyot ^-^ fowget -The pwecious >_> tweasuwe >_> of his uWu eyesight xDD wost. -Show me :3 a ^w^ mistwess UwU that :3 is >_< passing :33 faiw, -What doth xDD hew x3 beauty sewve uWu but as :3 a ^-^ nyote -:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ;;w;; wead ^-^ who ^w^ pass'd UwU that >_< passing faiw? ->w< Faweweww. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot teach me ^-^ to forget. -^w^ Ben. I'll pay UwU that :3 doctwinye, ^w^ ow ewse die in UwU debt. OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -OwO A Street. - -x3 Entew Capulet, :33 County Pawis, ÚwÚ and >_< [Sewvant] uWu -the Cwown. - -Cap. But Montague :3 is bound as ;;w;; weww as OwO I, -UwU In penyawty UwU awike; ÚwÚ and 'tis ^.^ nyot xDD hawd, I xDD think, ->_< Fow x3 men OwO so ^.^ owd as ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ keep OwO the ^-^ peace. -;;w;; Paw. x3 Of honyouwabwe >_< weckonying awe you ^.^ both, -And ^-^ pity 'tis you uWu wiv'd at >_> odds OwO so UwU wong. -But nyow, my lord, what uWu say you ^-^ to my ^.^ suit? -Cap. But ^.^ saying o'ew what I ^.^ have ^w^ said x3 befowe: -UwU My >w< chiwd :3 is ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^w^ stwangew in OwO the UwU wowwd, -She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot uWu seen OwO the >_> change >_> of fouwteen uWu yeaws; ->_> Wet two ^-^ mowe ^.^ summews >_< withew in theiw uWu pwide -Ewe ^-^ we ^-^ may ÚwÚ think xDD hew wipe ^-^ to >w< be :3 a bwide. -;;w;; Paw. Youngew than ^.^ she awe x3 happy mothers ^.^ made. -Cap. And xDD too >_> soon >_> maww'd awe x3 those OwO so >_< eawwy ^.^ made. -The :3 eawth ;;w;; hath swawwowed >w< aww my OwO hopes uWu but she; -She :3 is OwO the ^w^ hopefuw wady >_> of my xDD eawth. -But ^w^ woo UwU hew, gentwe Pawis, >_< get xDD hew >_> heawt; -UwU My uWu wiww ^-^ to xDD hew consent :3 is uWu but :3 a pawt. -An ^.^ she agree, within xDD hew >_> scope >_> of UwU choice -:33 Wies my consent ÚwÚ and fair >w< accowding ÚwÚ voice. -:3 This night I howd OwO an ^.^ owd accustom'd >w< feast, -xDD Wheweto I ^.^ have ^-^ invited many :3 a guest, -Such as I :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and you UwU among OwO the store, ->_< Onye :3 mowe, UwU most welcome, makes my ÚwÚ nyumbew more. -^.^ At my UwU poow house ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< behowd :3 this night -Eawth-tweading x3 staws UwU that ^-^ make dark >w< heaven >_> wight. -Such comfort as ^-^ do >w< wusty x3 young x3 men ;;w;; feew -When ;;w;; weww appaweww'd :3 Apwiw uWu on OwO the >_< heew -x3 Of ;;w;; wimping UwU Wintew >_< tweads, x3 even such dewight -x3 Among ^.^ fwesh female buds uWu shaww you :3 this night -:3 Inhewit at my >_< house. >w< Heaw aww, >w< aww >_> see, -And >_< wike xDD hew UwU most uWu whose merit UwU most uWu shaww ^w^ be; ->w< Which, uWu on ^-^ mowe view >_> of many, ÚwÚ minye, being one, -May ^.^ stand in ^w^ nyumbew, >w< though in >w< weck'nying none. -^w^ Come, >w< go with >_> me. uWu [To Servant, giving him :3 a >_> papew] Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, -twudge about -^.^ Thwough fair uWu Vewonya; find x3 those persons >_< out -uWu Whose >_< nyames awe written there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to them ÚwÚ say, -UwU My house ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome uWu on theiw ^w^ pweasuwe OwO stay- ->_< Exeunt [Capuwet ÚwÚ and UwU Pawis]. -Serv. Find them >_< out uWu whose >_< nyames awe written hewe? ^w^ It :3 is written -UwU that OwO the shoemakew shouwd meddle with his x3 yawd ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> taiwow -with his ^w^ wast, OwO the fishew with his pencil ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 paintew with -his nets; uWu but I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to find x3 those persons uWu whose >_< nyames awe -here ^w^ wwit, ÚwÚ and can never find what >_< nyames OwO the :33 wwiting person ;;w;; hath -here wwit. I >w< must ^-^ to OwO the learned. UwU In good UwU time! - -x3 Entew Benvolio ÚwÚ and Womeo. - -^w^ Ben. UwU Tut, man, ^-^ onye x3 fiwe burns >_< out x3 anyothew's buwnying; ->_< Onye pain :3 is ÚwÚ wessonyed uWu by x3 anyothew's xDD anguish; -OwO Tuwn >_< giddy, ÚwÚ and >w< be howp uWu by ;;w;; backwawd tuwnying; ->_< Onye desperate >w< gwief cuwes with x3 anyothew's ^-^ wanguish. -;;w;; Take :3 thou >w< some OwO nyew ÚwÚ infection ^-^ to >w< thy eye, -And OwO the :3 wank :3 poison >_> of OwO the ^.^ owd uWu wiww ^-^ die. ->_< Wom. Your >_> pwantain weaf :3 is excellent uWu fow ;;w;; that. -^w^ Ben. >_< Fow what, I pray OwO thee? ->_< Wom. >_< Fow >_> youw ^w^ bwoken shin. -^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ Why, :33 Womeo, art :3 thou >_> mad? ->_< Wom. :3 Nyot >_< mad, uWu but bound ^-^ mowe than :3 a >_< madman >_> is; -OwO Shut OwO up in xDD Pwison, ^-^ kept ^-^ without my food, ->_> Whipp'd ÚwÚ and tormented uWu and- UwU God-den, good fewwow. -Serv. :3 God UwU gi' ÚwÚ go-den. I pray, ;;w;; siw, can you >_< wead? ->_< Wom. >w< Ay, >_< minye >_> own >_> fowtunye in my ^w^ misewy. -Serv. Perhaps you ^.^ have ^w^ weawnyed ^.^ it ^-^ without uWu book. But I pray, can you -;;w;; wead ^w^ anything you see? ->_< Wom. >w< Ay, >w< If I xDD knyow OwO the letters ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< wanguage. -Serv. uWu Ye uWu say ^-^ honyestwy. ÚwÚ West you merry! ->_< Wom. >w< Stay, fellow; I can read. ÚwÚ He reads. - ->_< 'Signyiow xDD Mawtinyo ÚwÚ and his UwU wife ÚwÚ and daughters; -:33 County :3 Ansewmo ÚwÚ and his uWu beauteous uWu sistews; -The wady widow >_> of >w< Vitwuvio; -UwU Signyiow Placentio ÚwÚ and His UwU wuvwy :33 nyieces; -Mercutio ÚwÚ and his bwothew Valentine; -Minye uncwe Capulet, his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and daughters; -UwU My fair niece UwU Wosawinye ÚwÚ and Wivia; -UwU Signyiow OwO Vawentio ÚwÚ and His cousin x3 Tybawt; -;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and OwO the lively ^-^ Hewenya.' - -^.^ [Gives xDD back OwO the :3 papew.] OwO A fair ;;w;; assembwy. Whither shouwd uWu they ^.^ come? -Serv. UwU Up. ->_< Wom. >_> Whithew? -Serv. ÚwÚ To suppew, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< house. ->_< Wom. uWu Whose >w< house? -Serv. UwU My ÚwÚ mastew's. ->_< Wom. :3 Indeed I shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ ask'd you UwU that >_> befowe. -Serv. Nyow I'll tell you ^-^ without OwO asking. UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is OwO the gweat rich -Capulet; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the house >_> of Montagues, I pray come -ÚwÚ and crush :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of x3 winye. ÚwÚ West you merry! UwU Exit. -^w^ Ben. ^.^ At :3 this >_> same ÚwÚ ancient feast >_> of >_< Capuwet's -uWu Sups OwO the fair UwU Wosawinye xDD whom :3 thou OwO so >_< wov'st; -x3 With >w< aww OwO the admired ^-^ beauties >_> of Vewonya. -uWu Go :33 thithew, ÚwÚ and with >w< unyattainted eye ->_< Compawe xDD hew ;;w;; face with >w< some UwU that I uWu shaww show, -And I uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ think >w< thy >w< swan :3 a cwow. ->_< Wom. When OwO the >w< devout >_< wewigion >_> of >_< minye eye ->_> Maintains such >_< fawsehood, then xDD tuwn ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to >_> fiwes; -And :33 these, :3 who, >_< often ÚwÚ dwown'd, :33 couwd never x3 die, -Transparent heretics, >w< be buwnt uWu fow x3 wiaws! ->_< Onye ^-^ faiwew than my love? The aww-seeing >_< sun -:33 Nye'ew ^-^ saw xDD hew ^-^ match >_< since ^.^ fiwst OwO the x3 wowwd x3 begun. -^w^ Ben. UwU Tut! you ^-^ saw xDD hew :33 faiw, UwU nyonye ewse being >_> by, -Hewsewf ^-^ pois'd with x3 hewsewf in ;;w;; eithew eye; -But in UwU that crystal ^w^ scawes let there >w< be x3 weigh'd -Your lady's love x3 against >w< some uWu othew maid -:33 That I uWu wiww show you shining at :3 this >w< feast, -And ^.^ she uWu shaww xDD scant show ;;w;; weww UwU that :3 nyow uWu seems >_> best. ->_< Wom. I'll >w< go awong, nyo such OwO sight ^-^ to >w< be UwU shown, -But ^-^ to uWu wejoice in :33 spwendouw >_> of my >w< own. [Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene III. ->_< Capuwet's >_< house. - -x3 Entew >_< Capuwet's x3 Wife, ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. - ->_< Wife. xDD Nyuwse, ^w^ whewe's my ^.^ daughtew? ^-^ Caww xDD hew :3 fowth ^-^ to >_> me. ->_< Nyuwse. Nyow, uWu by my uWu maidenhead at twewve yeaw >_> owd, -I bade xDD hew come. >_> What, lamb! what :3 wadybiwd! -:3 God forbid! Where's :3 this ;;w;; giww? >_> What, Juwiet! - -x3 Entew Juliet. - -^w^ Juw. OwO How ^w^ nyow? OwO Who calls? ->_< Nyuwse. Your mother. -^w^ Juw. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am here. -What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? ->_< Wife. :3 This :3 is OwO the >w< mattew- xDD Nyuwse, ^w^ give xDD weave uWu awhiwe, -We >w< must talk in secret. xDD Nyuwse, come xDD back ÚwÚ again; -I ^.^ have xDD wememb'wed uWu me, thou's hear ^-^ ouw x3 counsew. -Thou OwO knyowest my :33 daughtew's >_> of :3 a pwetty age. ->_< Nyuwse. OwO Faith, I can tell xDD hew :3 age x3 unto OwO an hour. ->_< Wife. x3 She's ^.^ nyot x3 fouwteen. ->_< Nyuwse. I'll uWu way fouwteen >_> of my UwU teeth- -And >_> yet, ^-^ to my >_> teen >w< be ^.^ it uWu spoken, I ^.^ have uWu but ^.^ fouw- -She :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 fouwteen. OwO How wong :3 is ^.^ it :3 nyow -ÚwÚ To uWu Wammastide? ->_< Wife. OwO A fowtnyight ÚwÚ and uWu odd ^.^ days. ->_< Nyuwse. >_< Even ^w^ ow odd, >_> of >w< aww >_< days in OwO the yeaw, -Come UwU Wammas OwO Eve at night uWu shaww ^.^ she >w< be x3 fouwteen. -uWu Susan ÚwÚ and ^.^ she x3 (God west >w< aww ÚwÚ Chwistian ;;w;; souws!) -Were >_> of OwO an age. Weww, uWu Susan :3 is with ÚwÚ God; -She ÚwÚ was xDD too good uWu fow >_> me. But, as I said, -uWu On UwU Wammas OwO Eve at night uWu shaww ^.^ she >w< be fourteen; -:33 That uWu shaww :33 she, uWu mawwy; I wemembew ^.^ it :33 weww. -^.^ 'Tis >_< since OwO the ^w^ eawthquake :3 nyow eleven uWu yeaws; -And ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ wean'd (I never uWu shaww ^-^ fowget OwO it), -x3 Of >w< aww OwO the >_< days >_> of OwO the yeaw, x3 upon UwU that ÚwÚ day; ->_< Fow I xDD had then >_> waid ;;w;; wowmwood ^-^ to my uWu dug, -;;w;; Sitting in OwO the >_< sun uWu undew OwO the dovehouse wall. -UwU My lord ÚwÚ and you ;;w;; wewe then at :33 Mantua. -;;w;; Nyay, I ^-^ do bear :3 a x3 bwain. But, as I said, -When ^.^ it >_> did ÚwÚ taste OwO the ;;w;; wowmwood uWu on OwO the nipple -x3 Of my uWu dug ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fewt ^.^ it OwO bittew, pwetty fool, -ÚwÚ To UwU see ^.^ it OwO tetchy ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_< out with OwO the >_< dug! -:33 Shake, OwO quoth OwO the >w< duvhouse! ÚwÚ 'Twas nyo ^w^ nyeed, I >_< twow, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid me >w< twudge. -And >_< since UwU that UwU time ^.^ it :3 is eleven yeaws, ->_< Fow then ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ stand high-wonye; xDD nyay, uWu by th' >_< wood, -She :33 couwd ^.^ have run ÚwÚ and waddled >w< aww ;;w;; about; ->_< Fow x3 even OwO the :3 day OwO befowe, ^.^ she x3 bwoke xDD hew :33 bwow; -And then my xDD husband x3 (God >w< be with his UwU souw! -'A ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> mewwy UwU man) took OwO up OwO the chiwd. ->w< 'Yea,' OwO quoth >_< he, :33 'dost :3 thou ^-^ faww x3 upon >w< thy face? -Thou xDD wiwt ^-^ faww ;;w;; backwawd when :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ mowe >_> wit; -uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Juwe?' :3 and, uWu by my ;;w;; howidam, -The pwetty ÚwÚ wwetch weft xDD cwying, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said >_< 'Ay.' -ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 nyow how :3 a ÚwÚ jest uWu shaww come about! -I x3 wawwant, OwO an I shouwd live :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ yeas, -I never shouwd ^-^ fowget it. 'Wilt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Juwe?' OwO quoth >_< he, -And, pwetty fool, ^.^ it stinted, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said >_< 'Ay.' ->_< Wife. ^w^ Enyough >_> of ÚwÚ this. I pray ÚwÚ thee howd >w< thy ^-^ peace. ->_< Nyuwse. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ madam. >_> Yet I cannyot OwO choose uWu but waugh -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^.^ it shouwd xDD weave cwying ÚwÚ and uWu say >_< 'Ay.' -And >_> yet, I x3 wawwant, ^.^ it OwO bad x3 upon ^.^ it uWu bwow -OwO A bump as xDD big as :3 a x3 young cock'rel's stonye; -OwO A perilous knyock; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 cwied uWu bittewwy. ->w< 'Yea,' OwO quoth my xDD husband, ÚwÚ 'faww'st x3 upon >w< thy face? -Thou xDD wiwt ^-^ faww ;;w;; backwawd when :3 thou uWu comest ^-^ to :33 age; -uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Juwe?' ^w^ It stinted, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said >_< 'Ay.' -^w^ Juw. And >_< stint :3 thou UwU too, I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ nyuwse, uWu say :3 I. ->_< Nyuwse. Peace, I ^.^ have >w< donye. :3 God mark ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to his x3 gwace! -Thou >_< wast OwO the pwettiest ;;w;; babe UwU that e'ew I ^w^ nyuws'd. -An I UwU might live ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee married once, I ^.^ have my wish. ->_< Wife. x3 Mawwy, UwU that :33 'mawwy' :3 is OwO the vewy >_> theme -I came ^-^ to talk >_> of. >_> Teww uWu me, daughter ^w^ Juwiet, -OwO How ^-^ stands >_> youw ^-^ disposition ^-^ to >w< be married? -^w^ Juw. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an uWu honyouw UwU that I ^-^ dweam ^.^ nyot >_> of. ->_< Nyuwse. An honour? Were ^.^ nyot I UwU thinye only ^w^ nyuwse, -I would uWu say :3 thou xDD hadst >w< suck'd OwO wisdom ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^.^ teat. ->_< Wife. Weww, ÚwÚ think >_> of mawwiage OwO nyow. Youngew than you, -;;w;; Hewe in Vewonya, ;;w;; wadies >_> of ;;w;; esteem, -uWu Awe :3 made already ^w^ mothews. By my count, -I ÚwÚ was >_> youw mothew >w< much x3 upon ^.^ these years -:33 That you awe :3 nyow :3 a uWu maid. ÚwÚ Thus then in brief: -The ÚwÚ vawiant Paris UwU seeks you uWu fow his wuv. ->_< Nyuwse. OwO A man, x3 young ^-^ wady! >w< wady, such :3 a man -UwU As >w< aww OwO the xDD wowwd- x3 why :33 he's :3 a man >_> of wax. ->_< Wife. Vewonya's uWu summew ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a OwO fwowew. ->_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 he's :3 a ^w^ fwowew, in >w< faith- :3 a vewy OwO fwowew. ->_< Wife. What uWu say you? ^w^ Can you love OwO the gentweman? -:3 This night you uWu shaww >w< behowd him at ^-^ ouw ^-^ feast. -x3 Wead o'ew OwO the vowume >_> of x3 young ^w^ Pawis' ;;w;; face, -And find dewight :3 wwit there with beauty's uWu pen; -;;w;; Examinye every married ;;w;; winyeament, -And UwU see how ^-^ onye another ÚwÚ wends >w< content; -And what ^.^ obscuw'd in :3 this fair vowume :3 wies -Find written in OwO the mawgent >_> of his >_> eyes, -:3 This pwecious book >_> of love, :3 this x3 unbound ^.^ wuvw, -ÚwÚ To :33 beautify him only lacks :3 a xDD cuvw. -The >_< fish ;;w;; wives in OwO the >_< sea, ÚwÚ and 'tis >w< much uWu pwide ->_< Fow fair ^-^ without OwO the fair within ^-^ to :3 hide. -:33 That book in :33 many's eyes doth share OwO the ^-^ gwowy, -:33 That in gold *moans* cwasps wocks in OwO the gowden :3 stowy; -^w^ So uWu shaww you share >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he doth ;;w;; possess, -By having him :33 making yourself nyo less. ->_< Nyuwse. :3 Nyo less? ;;w;; Nyay, :33 biggew! xDD Women gwow uWu by x3 men ->_< Wife. ^w^ Speak :3 bwiefwy, can you >_< wike >_> of ^w^ Pawis' love? -^w^ Juw. I'll ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^-^ wike, ^-^ if looking ^-^ wiking muv; -But nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ deep uWu wiww I OwO endawt >_< minye eye ->w< Than >_> youw consent gives OwO stwength ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it uWu fwy. - -x3 Entew Servingman. - -Serv. ^w^ Madam, OwO the :33 guests awe xDD come, ^w^ suppew sewv'd uWu up, you call'd, my -x3 young wady ÚwÚ ask'd for, OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse :33 cuws'd in OwO the pantry, ÚwÚ and -OwO evewything in extwemity. I >w< must x3 hence ^-^ to :33 wait. I uWu beseech you -follow ÚwÚ stwaight. ->_< Wife. We follow thee. Exit x3 [Sewvingman]. -^w^ Juwiet, OwO the :33 County >_< stays. ->_< Nyuwse. Go, girl, >w< seek x3 happy nyights ^-^ to x3 happy ^.^ days. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -OwO A street. - -x3 Entew :33 Womeo, ^w^ Mewcutio, >_> Benvowio, with five ^w^ ow OwO six uWu othew ÚwÚ Maskews; ^-^ Towchbeawews. - ->_< Wom. >_> What, uWu shaww :3 this OwO speech >w< be xDD spoke uWu fow ^-^ ouw excuse? -Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu on ^-^ without apowogy? -^w^ Ben. The ^-^ date :3 is >_< out >_> of such UwU pwowixity. ->w< We'ww ^.^ have nyo ;;w;; Cupid hoodwink'd with :3 a scawf, -:33 Beawing :3 a :33 Tawtaw's ^w^ painted bow >_> of lath, -^.^ Scawing OwO the ;;w;; wadies >_< wike :3 a crowkeeper; -Nyow nyo >_< without-book pwowogue, ;;w;; faintwy xDD spoke -:33 Aftew OwO the OwO pwomptew, uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> entwance; -But, let them measuwe OwO us uWu by what uWu they wiww, ->w< We'ww measuwe them :3 a >_> measuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. ->_< Wom. >w< Give me :3 a ^.^ towch. I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 this ambling. ->_> Being uWu but ;;w;; heavy, I uWu wiww bear OwO the >_> wight. -^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, gentwe :33 Womeo, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have you dance. ->_< Wom. :3 Nyot OwO I, believe >_> me. You ^.^ have ^-^ dancing ÚwÚ shoes -x3 With nimble >w< sowes; I ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ souw >_> of ;;w;; wead -^w^ So >_< stakes me ^-^ to OwO the gwound I cannyot muv. -^w^ Mew. You awe :3 a wuvw. Borrow :33 Cupid's x3 wings -And soaw with them :33 abuv :3 a ^w^ common bound. ->_< Wom. I x3 am xDD too >_> sowe enpiewced with his shaft -ÚwÚ To soaw with his ^.^ wight feathers; ÚwÚ and OwO so bound -I cannyot bound :3 a :3 pitch :33 abuv :33 duww ^w^ woe. -^.^ Undew ^-^ wuv's :33 heavy burthen ^-^ do I sink. -^w^ Mew. And, ^-^ to sink in it, shouwd you burthen love- -:3 Too gweat oppression uWu fow :3 a >w< tendew >_> thing. ->_< Wom. ^-^ Is love :3 a >w< tendew thing? ^w^ It :3 is xDD too :3 wough, -:3 Too rude, xDD too ^-^ boist'wous, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it UwU pwicks >_< wike >_> thown. -^w^ Mew. >w< If love >w< be xDD wough with you, >w< be xDD wough with wuv. -Pwick love uWu fow >_> pwicking, ÚwÚ and you beat love down. ->w< Give me :3 a UwU case ^-^ to >w< put my >_> visage in. -OwO A visor uWu fow :3 a :3 visow! What cawe I -What uWu cuwious eye doth ^.^ quote ;;w;; defowmities? -;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the beetle uWu bwows uWu shaww x3 bwush uWu fow >_> me. -^w^ Ben. ^w^ Come, xDD knyock ÚwÚ and uWu entew; ÚwÚ and nyo sooner in -But every man UwU betake him ^-^ to his wegs. ->_< Wom. OwO A towch uWu fow UwU me! >_> Wet ÚwÚ wantons ^.^ wight >_> of OwO heawt ->_> Tickwe OwO the ÚwÚ sensewess wushes with theiw heels; ->_< Fow I x3 am ;;w;; pwuvwb'd with :3 a :3 gwandsiwe phwase, -I'll >w< be :3 a >_> candwe-howdew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook OwO on; -The uWu game ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and I x3 am >w< donye. -^w^ Mew. UwU Tut! >_> dun's OwO the ÚwÚ mouse, OwO the constable's >_> own word! ->w< If :3 thou art OwO Dun, ^w^ we'ww dwaw ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU miwe -x3 Of :3 this >w< siw-wevewence love, wherein :3 thou ^w^ stick'st -:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the x3 eaws. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we >_< buwn UwU daywight, UwU ho! ->_< Wom. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -^w^ Mew. I >_> mean, ;;w;; siw, in delay -We ^.^ waste ^-^ ouw lights in vain, >_< wike ^-^ wamps uWu by day. -;;w;; Take ^-^ ouw good :33 meanying, uWu fow ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ judgment OwO sits -^.^ Five xDD times in UwU that ewe UwU once in ^-^ ouw five UwU wits. ->_< Wom. And ^-^ we UwU mean well, in ^-^ going ^-^ to :3 this :33 masque; -But 'tis nyo ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ^.^ go. -^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ may ^-^ onye uWu ask? ->_< Wom. I dreamt :3 a ^-^ dweam to-nyight. -^w^ Mew. And OwO so >_> did :3 I. ->_< Wom. Weww, what ÚwÚ was yours? -^w^ Mew. :33 That dweamews >_< often ^-^ wie. ->_< Wom. UwU In bed asweep, >_< whiwe uWu they ^-^ do ^-^ dweam >w< things true. -^w^ Mew. :33 O, then I UwU see Queen Mab ;;w;; hath >_< been with you. -She :3 is OwO the ;;w;; faiwies' midwife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she comes -UwU In ^-^ shape nyo :3 biggew than OwO an xDD agate stonye -uWu On OwO the forefinger >_> of OwO an ^w^ awdewman, -^w^ Dwawn with :3 a team >_> of wittwe atomies -UwU Athwawt xDD men's xDD nyoses as uWu they lie asleep; -Her ^-^ wagon spokes :3 made >_> of wong UwU spinnyews' ^.^ wegs, -The ÚwÚ cuvw, >_> of OwO the x3 wings >_> of ^.^ gwasshoppews; -Her traces, >_> of OwO the >w< smawwest OwO spidew's ;;w;; web; -Her ÚwÚ cowwaws, >_> of OwO the ^w^ moonshinye's wat'wy :33 beams; -Her whip, >_> of cricket's :33 bonye; OwO the ^w^ wash, >_> of >_> fiwm; -Her :33 wagonyew, :3 a small grey-coated gnat, -:3 Nyot half OwO so xDD big as :3 a x3 wound wittwe wowm -ÚwÚ Pwick'd ^-^ fwom OwO the wazy fingew >_> of :3 a >_< maid; -Her ^w^ chawiot :3 is OwO an uWu empty ^-^ hazewnyut, -^w^ Made uWu by OwO the joinyew ;;w;; squiwwew ^w^ ow ^.^ owd grub, -Time >_< out o' :33 mind OwO the ;;w;; faiwies' >_< coachmakews. -And in :3 this OwO state ^.^ she OwO 'gawwops night uWu by night -^.^ Thwough ^-^ wuvws' brains, ÚwÚ and then uWu they ^-^ dweam >_> of :33 wuv; -uWu O'ew xDD couwtiews' knees, UwU that ^-^ dweam uWu on cuwsies ;;w;; stwaight; -uWu O'ew UwU wawyews' ^w^ fingews, ^-^ who straight ^-^ dweam uWu on ÚwÚ fees; -uWu O'ew ladies' wips, ^-^ who straight uWu on OwO kisses dweam, -^w^ Which ^w^ oft OwO the :3 angwy Mab with blisters UwU pwagues, -xDD Because theiw ^w^ bweaths with >_< sweetmeats :33 tainted >_> awe. ->_< Sometime ^.^ she ^w^ gawwops o'ew :3 a courtier's nyose, -And then >_> dweams ^.^ he >_> of >_< smewwing >_< out :3 a >_< suit; -And sometime comes ^.^ she with :3 a ^-^ tithe-pig's x3 taiw ->_> Tickwing :3 a parson's nyose as UwU 'a :3 wies asweep, -;;w;; Then >_> dweams ^.^ he >_> of another >_< benyefice. ->_< Sometimes ^.^ she ;;w;; dwiveth o'ew :3 a uWu sowdiew's neck, -And then >_> dweams ^.^ he >_> of UwU cutting foweign thwoats, -x3 Of uWu bweaches, ^.^ ambuscadoes, uWu Spanyish blades, -x3 Of heawths five fadom ^w^ deep; ÚwÚ and then anon -:3 Dwums in his eaw, at ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^-^ stawts ÚwÚ and :33 wakes, -And being ;;w;; thus ^w^ fwighted, >_< sweaws :3 a >w< pwayew ^w^ ow two -And sweeps again. :3 This :3 is UwU that vewy Mab -:33 That pwats OwO the manes >_> of howses in OwO the night -And bakes OwO the ÚwÚ ewfwocks in ;;w;; fouw sluttish, >w< haiws, -^w^ Which UwU once untangwed >w< much ^-^ misfowtunye >_> bodes -:3 This :3 is OwO the x3 hag, when xDD maids lie uWu on theiw backs, -:33 That ÚwÚ pwesses them ÚwÚ and >w< weawns them ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, -:33 Making them >w< women >_> of good cawwiage. -:3 This :3 is x3 she- ->_< Wom. Peace, :3 peace, ^w^ Mewcutio, :3 peace! -Thou tawk'st >_> of nothing. -^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Twue, I talk >_> of >w< dweams; -^w^ Which awe OwO the chiwdwen >_> of OwO an :33 idwe ^-^ bwain, -UwU Begot >_> of nyothing uWu but vain fantasy; -^w^ Which :3 is as xDD thin >_> of xDD substance as OwO the :3 aiw, -And ^-^ mowe ;;w;; inconstant than OwO the wind, ^-^ who x3 wooes ->_< Even :3 nyow OwO the OwO fwozen uWu bosom >_> of OwO the >_> Nyowth -And, being anger'd, puffs away ^-^ fwom >_< thence, -;;w;; Tuwnying his ;;w;; face ^-^ to OwO the dew-dropping ^w^ South. -^w^ Ben. :3 This ^.^ wind you talk >_> of uWu bwows OwO us ^-^ fwom :33 ouwsewves. -:33 Suppew :3 is >_< donye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww come xDD too late. ->_< Wom. I feaw, xDD too ;;w;; eawwy; uWu fow my :33 mind ÚwÚ misgives -uWu Some ;;w;; consequence, ÚwÚ yet :33 hanging in OwO the staws, -:33 Shaww bitterly begin his xDD feawfuw ^-^ date -x3 With :3 this nyight's >_> wevews ÚwÚ and >w< expiwe OwO the term -x3 Of :3 a despised xDD wife, clos'd in my ^w^ bweast, -By >w< some :3 viwe uWu fowfeit >_> of ;;w;; untimewy :33 death. -But ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO the :33 steewage >_> of my ^-^ couwse ->w< Diwect my sail! uWu On, >w< wusty ^.^ gentwemen! -^w^ Ben. Strike, drum. -^.^ They mawch about OwO the stage. [Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene :3 V. ->_< Capuwet's >_< house. - ->w< Sewvingmen come :3 fowth with nyapkins. - -OwO 1. Serv. Where's ÚwÚ Potpan, UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ hewps ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU take >_> away? -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ shift :3 a ÚwÚ twenchew! ^.^ he >_> scwape :3 a ÚwÚ twenchew! -OwO 2. Serv. When good ^-^ mannyews uWu shaww lie >w< aww in ^-^ onye ^w^ ow two xDD men's x3 hands, -ÚwÚ and uWu they xDD unwash'd UwU too, 'tis :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> thing. -OwO 1. Serv. :3 Away with OwO the join-stools, wemuv OwO the court-cubbert, ÚwÚ wook -^-^ to OwO the ^.^ pwate. Good thou, :33 save me :3 a piece >_> of mawchpanye :3 and, as -:3 thou loves uWu me, let OwO the powtew let in uWu Susan >_< Gwindstonye ÚwÚ and Nyeww. ->w< Anthony, ÚwÚ and :33 Potpan! -OwO 2. Serv. >w< Ay, OwO boy, weady. -OwO 1. Serv. You awe ^.^ wook'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd for, ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sought -for, in OwO the gweat ^.^ chambew. -xDD 3. Serv. We cannyot >w< be here ÚwÚ and there ^w^ too. >_< Cheewwy, boys! -Be ^w^ bwisk uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ wongew liver UwU take all. OwO Exeunt. - -x3 Entew OwO the :33 Maskews, OwO Entew, [with uWu Sewvants,] Capulet, his x3 Wife, -^w^ Juwiet, Tybalt, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :3 Guests -ÚwÚ and Gentlewomen ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Maskews. - -Cap. Wewcome, ^.^ gentwemen! >w< Wadies UwU that ^.^ have theiw toes -xDD Unpwagu'd with OwO cowns uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; bout with you. ->_< Ah xDD ha, my ;;w;; mistwesses! ;;w;; which >_> of you >w< aww -uWu Wiww :3 nyow deny ^-^ to ;;w;; dance? She UwU that makes OwO dainty, -She I'll uWu sweaw ;;w;; hath UwU cowns. OwO Am I come ;;w;; nyeaw ye ^w^ nyow? -Wewcome, ^.^ gentwemen! I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :3 day -:33 That I ^.^ have OwO wown :3 a visor ÚwÚ and :33 couwd tell -OwO A UwU whispewing xDD tawe in :3 a fair lady's eaw, -Such as would pwease. ^.^ 'Tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis uWu gonye! -You awe welcome, ^.^ gentwemen! ^w^ Come, x3 musicians, play. -OwO A hall, :3 a hall! ^w^ give uWu woom! ÚwÚ and foot it, uWu giwws. -:3 Music ;;w;; pways, ÚwÚ and uWu they dance. -Mowe >_< wight, you xDD knyaves! ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn OwO the xDD tabwes uWu up, -And ÚwÚ quench OwO the fire, OwO the :3 woom :3 is UwU gwown xDD too UwU hot. -xDD Ah, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 this :33 unwook'd-fow uWu spowt comes :33 weww. -;;w;; Nyay, >_> sit, xDD nyay, >_> sit, good cousin Capulet, ->_< Fow you ÚwÚ and I awe ÚwÚ past ^-^ ouw ^-^ dancing ^.^ days. -OwO How wong :3 is't :3 nyow >_< since last yourself ÚwÚ and I -Were in :3 a >w< mask? -OwO 2. Cap. ^w^ By'w Lady, OwO thiwty years. -Cap. >_> What, man? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD much, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so much! -^.^ 'Tis >_< since OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw >_> of :33 Wucentio, -Come UwU Pentecost as >_> quickwy as ^.^ it wiww, -uWu Some >w< five-and-twenty yeaws, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we ÚwÚ mask'd. -OwO 2. Cap. ^.^ 'Tis :3 mowe, 'tis ;;w;; mowe! His :3 son :3 is ^-^ ewdew, siw; -His :3 son :3 is thirty. -Cap. uWu Wiww you tell me ÚwÚ that? -His :3 son ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a OwO wawd two years uWu ago. ->_< Wom. [to :3 a ÚwÚ Sewvingman] What lady's UwU that, ;;w;; which doth UwU enwich OwO the hand -x3 Of :33 yondew knyight? -Serv. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, sir. ->_< Wom. :33 O, ^.^ she doth teach OwO the torches ^-^ to >_< buwn ÚwÚ bwight! -^w^ It uWu seems ^.^ she OwO hangs x3 upon OwO the ^-^ cheek >_> of night -;;w;; Wike :3 a rich >_> jewew in OwO an ^-^ Ethiop's ^.^ eaw- -:3 Beauty xDD too rich uWu fow use, uWu fow :3 eawth xDD too :33 deaw! -^w^ So >w< shows :3 a snowy :33 duv trooping with cwows -UwU As :33 yondew wady o'ew xDD hew xDD fewwows OwO shows. -The measuwe >_< donye, I'll watch xDD hew place >_> of ^.^ stand -And, ^w^ touching x3 hews, ^-^ make bwessed my wude hand. -OwO Did my OwO heawt love ÚwÚ tiww ^w^ nyow? >_> Fowsweaw it, uWu sight! ->_< Fow I :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw OwO twue x3 beauty ÚwÚ tiww :3 this ^-^ nyight. -UwU Tyb. This, uWu by his OwO voice, shouwd >w< be :3 a :3 Montague. -x3 Fetch me my rapier, ÚwÚ boy. >_> What, dawes OwO the ^w^ swave -Come hithew, uWu cuvw'd with OwO an antic ;;w;; face, -ÚwÚ To fweew ÚwÚ and :33 scown at ^-^ ouw sowemnyity? -Nyow, uWu by OwO the >w< stock ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >_> of my kin, -ÚwÚ To strike him UwU dead I howd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU sin. -Cap. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :3 kinsman? >w< Whewefowe :3 stowm you so? -UwU Tyb. :3 Uncwe, :3 this :3 is :3 a :3 Montague, ^-^ ouw ^.^ foe; -OwO A viwwain, UwU that :3 is UwU hithew come in ^-^ spite -ÚwÚ To :33 scown at ^-^ ouw sowemnyity :3 this ^-^ nyight. -Cap. Young Romeo :3 is it? -UwU Tyb. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, UwU that villain Womeo. -Cap. Content ^.^ thee, gentwe *shuffles closer* coz, let him awonye. -'A uWu beaws him >_< wike :3 a powtwy ;;w;; gentweman, -And, ^-^ to uWu say truth, Vewonya >_> bwags >_> of him -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ and well-govern'd uWu youth. -I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of >w< aww :3 this ^-^ town -;;w;; Hewe in my house ^-^ do him ^.^ dispawagement. -OwO Thewefowe >w< be :3 patient, UwU take nyo ^-^ nyote >_> of >_> him. -^w^ It :3 is my wiww; OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ if :3 thou :33 wespect, -Show :3 a fair :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and >w< put x3 off ^.^ these frowns, -An iww-beseeming sembwance uWu fow :3 a ^-^ feast. -UwU Tyb. ^w^ It ^-^ fits when such :3 a villain :3 is :3 a >w< guest. -I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe >_> him. -Cap. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be UwU enduw'd. ->_> What, goodman x3 boy? I uWu say ^.^ he shall. uWu Go to! -OwO Am I OwO the ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow you? uWu Go to! -You'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe OwO him? :3 God uWu shaww OwO mend my UwU souw! -You'll ^-^ make :3 a UwU mutiny UwU among my ^w^ guests! -You uWu wiww xDD set ^w^ cock-a-hoop! ^w^ you'ww >w< be OwO the ^w^ man! -UwU Tyb. ÚwÚ Why, uncwe, 'tis :3 a >w< shame. -Cap. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to! -You awe :3 a ;;w;; saucy ÚwÚ boy. :3 Is't so, ^.^ indeed? -:3 This xDD twick ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to ^w^ scathe you. I xDD knyow >_> what. -You >w< must contrary UwU me! x3 Mawwy, 'tis ÚwÚ time.- -^.^ Weww said, my ^w^ heawts!- You awe :3 a ^w^ pwincox- go! -Be :33 quiet, or- Mowe >_< wight, ^-^ mowe light!- >_< Fow OwO shame! -I'll ^-^ make you UwU quiet; ^-^ what!- >_< Cheewwy, my heawts! -UwU Tyb. uWu Patience ÚwÚ pewfowce with wilful choler meeting -:3 Makes my ^.^ fwesh ^.^ twembwe in theiw diffewent xDD gweeting. -I uWu wiww withdwaw; uWu but :3 this ^-^ intwusion ^-^ shaww, -Nyow seeming ;;w;; sweet, ;;w;; convewt ^-^ to uWu bitt'west ;;w;; gaww. UwU Exit. ->_< Wom. >w< If I ^.^ pwofanye with my ^w^ unwowthiest hand -:3 This holy shwinye, OwO the gentwe fine :3 is :33 this: -UwU My wips, two :33 bwushing piwgwims, ready ^.^ stand -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ smooth UwU that xDD wough ^.^ touch with :3 a >w< tendew ;;w;; kiss. -^w^ Juw. Good piwgwim, you ^-^ do :33 wwong >_> youw hand xDD too xDD much, -^w^ Which >_< mannyewwy ;;w;; devotion >w< shows in ^.^ this; ->_< Fow >_< saints ^.^ have ^.^ hands UwU that >_< piwgwims' ^.^ hands ^-^ do touch, -And pawm ^-^ to pawm :3 is holy ÚwÚ pawmews' ;;w;; kiss. ->_< Wom. >_< Have ^.^ nyot >_< saints wips, ÚwÚ and holy xDD pawmews too? -^w^ Juw. >w< Ay, piwgwim, lips UwU that uWu they >w< must ;;w;; use in pray'r. ->_< Wom. :33 O, then, dear :33 saint, let lips ^-^ do what ^.^ hands >w< do! -^.^ They xDD pway; gwant thou, west :3 faith xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ despaiw. -^w^ Juw. x3 Saints ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU muv, >w< though gwant uWu fow UwU pwayews' sake. ->_< Wom. ;;w;; Then move ^.^ nyot >_< whiwe my ^-^ pwayew's :33 effect I take. -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ fwom my wips, uWu by UwU thinye my xDD sin :3 is purg'd. OwO [Kisses hew.] -^w^ Juw. ;;w;; Then ^.^ have my lips OwO the xDD sin UwU that uWu they ^.^ have ^w^ took. ->_< Wom. UwU Sin ^-^ fwom my >w< wips? :3 O ÚwÚ twespass OwO sweetwy ;;w;; uwg'd! ->w< Give me my xDD sin again. OwO [Kisses hew.] -^w^ Juw. You ÚwÚ kiss uWu by th' uWu book. ->_< Nyuwse. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw mothew x3 cwaves :3 a >_> wowd with you. ->_< Wom. What :3 is xDD hew >_> mothew? ->_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, >w< bachewow, -Her mothew :3 is OwO the wady >_> of OwO the >_< house. -And :3 a good >w< wady, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ and OwO viwtuous. -I UwU nyuws'd xDD hew daughter UwU that you >w< tawk'd :3 withaw. -I tell you, ^.^ he UwU that can uWu way howd >_> of xDD hew -:33 Shaww ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ chinks. ->_< Wom. ^-^ Is ^.^ she :3 a Capulet? -:3 O dear account! my life :3 is my foe's UwU debt. -^w^ Ben. Away, >w< be gone; OwO the uWu spowt :3 is at OwO the >_> best. ->_< Wom. >w< Ay, OwO so I fear; OwO the ^-^ mowe :3 is my unwest. -Cap. ;;w;; Nyay, gentlemen, :33 pwepawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be gone; -We ^.^ have :3 a uWu twifwing foowish ^.^ banquet x3 towawds. -^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu e'en so? UwU Why then, I :3 thank you all. -I :3 thank you, >w< honyest >_< gentwemen. Good ^-^ nyight. -Mowe torches :3 hewe! [Exeunt Maskers.] Come uWu on then, wet's ^-^ to bed. -xDD Ah, ÚwÚ siwwah, uWu by my ^w^ fay, ^.^ it >_< waxes >_< wate; -I'll ^-^ to my ^-^ west. ->_< Exeunt [aww uWu but Juliet ÚwÚ and Nurse]. -^w^ Juw. Come hithew, nurse. What :3 is yond gentweman? ->_< Nyuwse. The :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ^.^ owd ^.^ Tibewio. -^w^ Juw. What's ^.^ he UwU that :3 nyow :3 is ^-^ going >_< out >_> of xDD doow? ->_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, UwU that, I xDD think, >w< be x3 young OwO Petwuchio. -^w^ Juw. What's ^.^ he UwU that UwU fowwows there, UwU that would ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dance? ->_< Nyuwse. I xDD knyow not. -^w^ Juw. uWu Go ÚwÚ ask his name.- >w< If ^.^ he >w< be xDD mawwied, -UwU My grave :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be my >w< wedding bed. ->_< Nyuwse. His name :3 is :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 Montague, -The only :3 son >_> of >_> youw gweat enyemy. -^w^ Juw. UwU My only love, ^w^ spwung ^-^ fwom my only hate! -:3 Too >_< eawwy uWu seen :33 unknyown, ÚwÚ and OwO knyown xDD too uWu wate! -Prodigious biwth >_> of love ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to me -:33 That I >w< must love :3 a x3 woathed enyemy. ->_< Nyuwse. What's uWu this? ^w^ what's uWu this? -^w^ Juw. OwO A x3 whyme I weawnt x3 even :3 nyow -x3 Of ^-^ onye I danc'd :3 withaw. ->_< Onye calls ÚwÚ within, 'Juwiet.' ->_< Nyuwse. ^-^ Anyon, ^w^ anyon! -^w^ Come, wet's away; OwO the :3 stwangews >w< aww awe gone. 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Nyow ^.^ owd desiwe doth in his >_> deathbed >_< wie, -And x3 young xDD affection gapes ^-^ to >w< be his xDD heiw; -:33 That fair uWu fow ;;w;; which love x3 gwoan'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and would x3 die, -x3 With >w< tendew Juliet uWu match'd, :3 is :3 nyow ^.^ nyot x3 faiw. -Nyow Romeo :3 is >_< bewov'd, ÚwÚ and loves uWu again, -uWu Awike x3 bewitched uWu by OwO the chawm >_> of :3 wooks; -But ^-^ to his ÚwÚ foe suppos'd ^.^ he >w< must compwain, -And ^.^ she >_< steaw ^-^ wuv's ^w^ sweet :33 bait ^-^ fwom xDD feawfuw ^-^ hooks. ->_> Being held :3 a OwO foe, ^.^ he ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^.^ have access -ÚwÚ To bweathe such >_< vows as lovers ;;w;; use ^-^ to sweaw, -And ^.^ she as >w< much in love, xDD hew :3 means >w< much less -ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet xDD hew OwO nyew bewuvd anywhewe; -But passion ÚwÚ wends them :33 powew, UwU time means, ^-^ to :33 meet, ->_< Temp'wing >_< extwemities with extreme x3 sweet. -UwU Exit. - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. -OwO A wanye uWu by OwO the x3 waww >_> of >_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. - -x3 Entew Romeo awonye. - ->_< Wom. ^w^ Can I >w< go :3 fowwawd when my OwO heawt :3 is hewe? -OwO Tuwn ^w^ back, :33 duww :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and find >w< thy ^-^ centwe >_< out. -^-^ [Cwimbs OwO the x3 waww ÚwÚ and weaps ;;w;; down within it.] - -x3 Entew Benvolio with Mewcutio. - -^w^ Ben. Romeo! my cousin Romeo! Romeo! -^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ wise, -And, uWu on my xDD wife, ;;w;; hath stow'n him UwU home ^-^ to bed. -^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wan :3 this >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^-^ weapt :3 this owchawd wall. -^.^ Caww, good Mewcutio. -^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll conjuwe ^w^ too. -Romeo! >w< humouws! >w< madman! ^w^ passion! wuvw! -xDD Appeaw :3 thou in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a sigh; -^w^ Speak uWu but ^-^ onye >_> whyme, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ;;w;; satisfied! -OwO Cwy uWu but >w< 'Ay OwO me!' OwO pwonyounce uWu but 'wuv' ÚwÚ and 'dove'; -^w^ Speak ^-^ to my ^.^ gossip uWu Venyus ^-^ onye fair ;;w;; wowd, ->_< Onye nickname uWu fow xDD hew puwbwind :3 son ÚwÚ and heir, -Young :33 Adam >_> Cupid, ^.^ he UwU that shot OwO so xDD twim -When UwU King ÚwÚ Cophetua :33 wov'd OwO the >_< beggaw UwU maid! -ÚwÚ He heaweth ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he stirreth ;;w;; nyot, >w< be ^-^ muvth not; -The ape :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and I >w< must conjuwe >_> him. -I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee uWu by Rosaline's UwU bwight OwO eyes. -By xDD hew UwU high fowehead ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu scawwet lip, -By xDD hew fine ^.^ foot, straight :33 weg, ÚwÚ and quivewing thigh, -And OwO the demesnyes UwU that there :3 adjacent >_< wie, -:33 That in >w< thy >_> wikenyess :3 thou :3 appeaw ^-^ to >_< us! -^w^ Ben. An ^-^ if ^.^ he hear ^.^ thee, :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 angew >_> him. -^w^ Mew. :3 This cannyot :3 angew >_> him. 'Twouwd :3 angew him -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise :3 a spirit in his x3 mistwess' ciwcwe -x3 Of >w< some ÚwÚ stwange UwU nyatuwe, >_> wetting ^.^ it there ^.^ stand -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ she xDD had >_> waid ^.^ it ÚwÚ and conjuw'd ^.^ it down. -:33 That ;;w;; wewe >w< some :33 spite; my ^w^ invocation -^-^ Is fair ÚwÚ and honyest: in his x3 mistwess' uWu nyame, -I conjuwe only uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise OwO up >_> him. -^w^ Ben. ^w^ Come, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath hid ^-^ himsewf UwU among ^.^ these ;;w;; twees -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO consowted with OwO the UwU humowous ^-^ nyight. -Blind :3 is his love ÚwÚ and :33 best uWu befits OwO the :3 dawk. -^w^ Mew. >w< If love >w< be :3 bwind, love cannyot :3 hit OwO the ^.^ mawk. -Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ sit uWu undew :3 a medlar twee -And ^w^ wish his ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; wewe UwU that >w< kind >_> of fwuit -UwU As xDD maids caww xDD medwaws when uWu they waugh awonye. -:33 O, :33 Womeo, UwU that ^.^ she OwO wewe, :3 O UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe -An open xDD et cetera, :3 thou :3 a ^.^ pop'win peaw! -:33 Womeo, good ^-^ nyight. I'll ^-^ to my truckle-bed; -:3 This field-bed :3 is xDD too x3 cowd uWu fow me ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. -^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we go? -^w^ Ben. uWu Go then, uWu fow 'tis in vain -xDD 'To >w< seek him here UwU that :3 means ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ found. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. ->_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. - -x3 Entew Womeo. - ->_< Wom. ÚwÚ He :33 jests at ;;w;; scaws UwU that never ;;w;; fewt :3 a wound. - -x3 Entew Juliet :33 abuv at :3 a window. - -But ^.^ soft! What ^.^ wight OwO thwough :33 yondew ^w^ window ^.^ bweaks? -^w^ It :3 is OwO the OwO East, ÚwÚ and Juliet :3 is OwO the sun! -UwU Awise, fair >_> sun, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww OwO the ÚwÚ envious ^w^ moon, -OwO Who :3 is already uWu sick ÚwÚ and OwO pawe with >w< gwief -:33 That :3 thou xDD hew maid art :3 faw ^-^ mowe fair than she. -Be ^.^ nyot xDD hew ;;w;; maid, >_< since ^.^ she :3 is :33 envious. -Her >_< vestaw x3 wivewy :3 is uWu but uWu sick ÚwÚ and x3 gween, -And UwU nyonye uWu but fools ^-^ do wear it. :3 Cast ^.^ it UwU off. -^w^ It :3 is my lady; :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is my ^w^ wuv! -:3 O UwU that ^.^ she knew ^.^ she ÚwÚ wewe! -She ^.^ speaks, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :33 says nothing. What >_> of ÚwÚ that? -Her eye discourses; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew it. -I x3 am xDD too uWu bowd; 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me ^.^ she ;;w;; speaks. ->w< Two >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest x3 staws in >w< aww OwO the UwU heaven, -Having >w< some businyess, ^-^ do entweat xDD hew eyes -ÚwÚ To twinkwe in theiw ;;w;; sphewes ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ^w^ wetuwn. -What ^-^ if xDD hew eyes ;;w;; wewe there, uWu they in xDD hew >_< head? -The bwightnyess >_> of xDD hew ^-^ cheek would ÚwÚ shame x3 those x3 staws -UwU As OwO daywight doth :3 a lamp; xDD hew eyes in >w< heaven -Wouwd OwO thwough OwO the >_> aiwy region ^w^ stweam OwO so UwU bwight -:33 That :33 biwds would sing ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ nyight. -^w^ See how ^.^ she >_> weans xDD hew ^-^ cheek x3 upon xDD hew UwU hand! -:3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a :3 gwuv x3 upon UwU that ;;w;; hand, -:33 That I UwU might ^.^ touch UwU that :3 cheek! -^w^ Juw. ^w^ Ay UwU me! ->_< Wom. She ;;w;; speaks. -:33 O, speak uWu again, UwU bwight angew! uWu fow :3 thou art -UwU As ^w^ gwowious ^-^ to :3 this night, being o'ew my uWu head, -UwU As :3 is :3 a >w< winged :33 messengew >_> of >w< heaven -^.^ Unto OwO the >_< white-uptuwnyed >_> wond'wing eyes -x3 Of mortals UwU that ^-^ faww xDD back ^-^ to xDD gaze uWu on him -When ^.^ he ^-^ bestwides OwO the wazy-pacing clouds -And :3 saiws x3 upon OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the air. -^w^ Juw. :3 O :33 Womeo, Romeo! xDD whewefowe art :3 thou :3 Womeo? -UwU Deny >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ and ^w^ wefuse >w< thy >_< nyame! -Or, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, >w< be uWu but sworn my love, -And I'll nyo ÚwÚ wongew >w< be :3 a Capulet. ->_< Wom. ^-^ [aside] :33 Shaww I hear :3 mowe, ^w^ ow uWu shaww I speak at uWu this? -^w^ Juw. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but >w< thy name UwU that :3 is my enyemy. -Thou art ÚwÚ thysewf, >w< though ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 Montague. -What's Montague? ^.^ it :3 is :3 nyow ;;w;; hand, :3 nyow ^.^ foot, -Nyow arm, :3 nyow ;;w;; face, :3 nyow ^-^ any uWu othew part -Bewonging ^-^ to :3 a xDD man. :33 O, >w< be >w< some uWu othew >_< nyame! -What's in :3 a name? :33 That ;;w;; which ^-^ we caww :3 a wose -By ^-^ any uWu othew name would smell as x3 sweet. -^w^ So Romeo ÚwÚ wouwd, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^.^ nyot Romeo call'd, -uWu Wetain UwU that dear :3 pewfection ;;w;; which ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes -Without UwU that titwe. :33 Womeo, >w< doff >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; -And uWu fow UwU that uWu nyame, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo part >_> of ^.^ thee, -;;w;; Take >w< aww ^-^ mysewf. ->_< Wom. I UwU take ÚwÚ thee at >w< thy :33 wowd. -^-^ Caww me uWu but love, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be OwO nyew uWu baptiz'd; -:33 Hencefowth I never uWu wiww >w< be Womeo. -^w^ Juw. What man art :3 thou UwU that, ;;w;; thus :33 bescween'd in night, -^w^ So stumblest uWu on my counsew? ->_< Wom. By :3 a name -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ who I ÚwÚ am. -UwU My uWu nyame, dear :33 saint, :3 is ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, -xDD Because ^.^ it :3 is OwO an enemy ^-^ to thee. -Had I ^.^ it x3 wwitten, I would >w< teaw OwO the :33 wowd. -^w^ Juw. UwU My ears ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot dwunk :3 a ^-^ hundwed uWu wowds -x3 Of UwU that tongue's >w< uttewance, ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow OwO the :3 sound. -Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 a Montague? ->_< Wom. Neither, fair :33 saint, ^-^ if ;;w;; eithew ÚwÚ thee diswike. -^w^ Juw. OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou hithew, tell uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< whewefowe? -The owchawd >_< wawws awe UwU high ÚwÚ and ^-^ hawd ^-^ to >w< cwimb, -And OwO the place >_< death, uWu considewing ^-^ who :3 thou :3 awt, ->w< If ^-^ any >_> of my ^.^ kinsmen find ÚwÚ thee here. ->_< Wom. x3 With ^-^ wuv's ^.^ wight x3 wings >_> did I o'erperch ^.^ these ^w^ wawws; ->_< Fow :33 stony xDD wimits cannyot howd love out, -And what love can uWu do, UwU that dawes love OwO attempt. -OwO Thewefowe >w< thy ^.^ kinsmen awe nyo let ^-^ to >_> me. -^w^ Juw. >w< If uWu they ^-^ do UwU see ^.^ thee, uWu they uWu wiww >_> muwthew thee. ->_< Wom. Awack, there :3 wies ^-^ mowe peril in UwU thinye eye ->w< Than twenty >_> of theiw :33 swowds! Wook :3 thou uWu but ;;w;; sweet, -And I x3 am >_> pwoof x3 against theiw >w< enmity. -^w^ Juw. I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd uWu they ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee here. ->_< Wom. I ^.^ have nyight's :33 cwoak ^-^ to hide me ^-^ fwom theiw :33 sight; -And uWu but :3 thou love uWu me, let them find me here. -UwU My life ;;w;; wewe better UwU ended uWu by theiw UwU hate ->w< Than death ^.^ pwowogued, >_< wanting >_> of >w< thy wuv. -^w^ Juw. By uWu whose :3 diwection OwO found'st :3 thou >_< out :3 this :3 pwace? ->_< Wom. By love, UwU that ^.^ fiwst >_> did :3 pwompt me ^-^ to >_< enquiwe. -ÚwÚ He lent me counsew, ÚwÚ and I lent him OwO eyes. -I x3 am nyo pilot; >_> yet, ^w^ wewt :3 thou as :3 faw -UwU As UwU that UwU vast showe :33 wash'd with OwO the uWu fawthest >_< sea, -I would adventuwe uWu fow such ^.^ mewchandise. -^w^ Juw. Thou OwO knyowest OwO the UwU mask >_> of night :3 is uWu on my ^.^ face; -Else would :3 a OwO maiden x3 bwush ;;w;; bepaint my ^-^ cheek ->_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast heard me speak to-nyight. -;;w;; Fain would I ÚwÚ dweww uWu on ^w^ fowm- >w< fain, fain deny -What I ^.^ have ^.^ spoke; uWu but faweweww ^-^ compwiment! -Dost :3 thou love uWu me, I xDD knyow :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu say :3 'Ay'; -And I uWu wiww UwU take >w< thy :33 wowd. xDD Yet, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD sweaw'st, -Thou uWu mayst ^w^ pwuv ^-^ fawse. ^.^ At ^-^ wuvws' ÚwÚ pewjuwies, -^.^ They uWu say OwO Juv ÚwÚ waughs. :3 O gentwe :33 Womeo, ->w< If :3 thou OwO dost love, OwO pwonyounce ^.^ it faithfuwwy. -Ow ^-^ if :3 thou xDD thinkest I x3 am xDD too >_> quickwy uWu won, -I'll ^.^ fwown, ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ pewvewse, ÚwÚ and uWu say ÚwÚ thee xDD nyay, -^w^ So :3 thou xDD wiwt woo; uWu but ewse, ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the world. -UwU In truth, fair :3 Montague, I x3 am xDD too uWu fond, -And OwO thewefowe :3 thou uWu mayst ÚwÚ think my x3 haviouw ^-^ wight; -But xDD twust uWu me, ;;w;; gentweman, I'll ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mowe OwO twue ->w< Than x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ to >w< be :33 stwange. -I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe stwange, I >w< must uWu confess, -But UwU that :3 thou :33 uvwheawd'st, ewe I ÚwÚ was wawe, -UwU My ^w^ twue-wuv ^w^ passion. OwO Thewefowe pawdon uWu me, -And ^.^ nyot :33 impute :3 this yielding ^-^ to ^.^ wight love, -^w^ Which OwO the dark night ;;w;; hath OwO so ^w^ discuvwed. ->_< Wom. Lady, uWu by :33 yondew bwessed ^-^ moon I sweaw, -:33 That tips with ÚwÚ siwvew >w< aww ^.^ these ^-^ fwuit-twee tops- -^w^ Juw. :33 O, uWu sweaw ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the ^w^ moon, th' ;;w;; inconstant ^w^ moon, -:33 That monthly x3 changes in xDD hew UwU ciwcwed ÚwÚ owb, -Lest UwU that >w< thy love ^w^ pwuv wikewise OwO vawiabwe. ->_< Wom. What uWu shaww I uWu sweaw ^-^ by? -^w^ Juw. Do ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw at uWu aww; -Ow ^-^ if :3 thou >_< wiwt, uWu sweaw uWu by >w< thy >_< gwacious ;;w;; sewf, -^w^ Which :3 is OwO the god >_> of my ÚwÚ idowatwy, -And I'll believe thee. ->_< Wom. >w< If my ^w^ heawt's dear love- -^w^ Juw. Weww, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw. UwU Awthough I ^.^ joy in ^.^ thee, -I ^.^ have nyo ^.^ joy >_> of :3 this :33 contwact to-nyight. -^w^ It :3 is xDD too rash, xDD too unyadvis'd, xDD too >_> sudden; -:3 Too >_< wike OwO the ^-^ wightnying, ;;w;; which doth OwO cease ^-^ to >w< be -Ewe ^-^ onye can uWu say ^.^ 'It >_> wightens.' ÚwÚ Sweet, good :3 nyight! -:3 This bud >_> of love, uWu by ÚwÚ summew's ÚwÚ wipenying breath, -May ^w^ pwuv :3 a uWu beauteous flow'r when next ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. -Good night, good :3 nyight! UwU As ^w^ sweet wepose ÚwÚ and west -Come ^-^ to >w< thy OwO heawt as UwU that within my bweast! ->_< Wom. :33 O, xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD weave me OwO so ^w^ unsatisfied? -^w^ Juw. What satisfaction ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ have x3 to-nyight? ->_< Wom. ^-^ Th' exchange >_> of >w< thy ^-^ wuv's xDD faithfuw x3 vow uWu fow x3 minye. -^w^ Juw. I >_> gave ÚwÚ thee >_< minye before :3 thou didst xDD wequest xDD it; -And ÚwÚ yet I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ^w^ give again. ->_< Wom. ^-^ Wouwd'st :3 thou withdraw it? >_< Fow what >_< puwpose, love? -^w^ Juw. But ^-^ to >w< be :3 fwank ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee again. -And ÚwÚ yet I ^w^ wish uWu but uWu fow OwO the xDD thing I have. -UwU My bounty :3 is as :33 boundwess as OwO the >_< sea, -UwU My love as ^w^ deep; OwO the ^-^ mowe I ^w^ give ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -The ^-^ mowe I x3 have, uWu fow uWu both awe >_> infinyite. -I hear >w< some ^w^ nyoise within. UwU Deaw love, ;;w;; adieu! -UwU [Nyuwse] calls within. -^-^ Anyon, good ^-^ nyuwse! ^.^ Sweet :3 Montague, >w< be true. -uWu Stay uWu but :3 a little, I uWu wiww come again. [Exit.] ->_< Wom. :3 O bwessed, bwessed :3 nyight! I x3 am >w< afeawd, ->_> Being in night, >w< aww :3 this :3 is uWu but :3 a dweam, -:3 Too :33 fwattewing-sweet ^-^ to >w< be substantiaw. - -x3 Entew Juliet above. - -^w^ Juw. >_< Thwee x3 wowds, dear :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and good night :3 indeed. ->w< If UwU that >w< thy bent >_> of love >w< be xDD honyouwabwe, -x3 Thy OwO puwpose mawwiage, ^-^ send me >_> wowd to-morrow, -By ^-^ onye UwU that I'll procure ^-^ to come ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -:3 Whewe ÚwÚ and what UwU time :3 thou xDD wiwt OwO pewfowm OwO the rite; -And >w< aww my :3 fowtunyes at >w< thy foot I'll uWu way -And follow ÚwÚ thee my lord ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the world. ->_< Nyuwse. (within) ÚwÚ Madam! -^w^ Juw. I xDD come, anon.- But ^-^ if :3 thou UwU meanyest ^.^ nyot well, -I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^w^ thee- ->_< Nyuwse. (within) ÚwÚ Madam! -^w^ Juw. :33 By-and-by I ÚwÚ come.- -ÚwÚ To OwO cease >w< thy suit ÚwÚ and xDD weave me ^-^ to my ^w^ gwief. ->w< To-mowwow uWu wiww I send. ->_< Wom. ^w^ So thrive my x3 souw- -^w^ Juw. OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times good :3 nyight! UwU Exit. ->_< Wom. OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times OwO the ^.^ wowse, ^-^ to UwU want >w< thy light! -^-^ Wuv :33 goes towawd love as x3 schoowboys ^-^ fwom theiw ^-^ books; -But love ^-^ fwom love, towards ÚwÚ schoow with :33 heavy OwO wooks. - -x3 Entew Juliet uWu again, [above]. - -^w^ Juw. ^.^ Hist! :33 Womeo, :33 hist! :3 O uWu fow :3 a >w< fawconyew's >w< voice -ÚwÚ To UwU wuwe :3 this tassew-gentwe xDD back ^-^ again! -ÚwÚ Bondage :3 is :3 hoawse ÚwÚ and ^-^ may ^.^ nyot speak aloud; -Else would I >w< teaw OwO the ÚwÚ cave xDD whewe OwO Echo :3 wies, -And ^-^ make xDD hew >_> aiwy :33 tongue ^-^ mowe :3 hoawse than >_< minye -x3 With x3 wepetition >_> of my Womeo's >w< nyame. -Romeo! ->_< Wom. ^w^ It :3 is my ^w^ souw UwU that calls x3 upon my >w< nyame. -OwO How siwvew-sweet :33 sound ^-^ wuvws' ^.^ tongues uWu by night, -;;w;; Wike softest music ^-^ to :33 attending ^w^ eaws! -^w^ Juw. Romeo! ->_< Wom. UwU My dear? -^w^ Juw. ^.^ At what o'cwock to-morrow -:33 Shaww I ^-^ send ^-^ to OwO thee? ->_< Wom. By OwO the hour >_> of OwO nyinye. -^w^ Juw. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fail. ^.^ 'Tis twenty years ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. -I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot x3 why I >_> did caww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ back. ->_< Wom. >_> Wet me ^.^ stand here ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou wemembew it. -^w^ Juw. I uWu shaww uWu fowget, ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee still ^.^ stand there, -Rememb'ring how I love >w< thy :33 company. ->_< Wom. And I'll still ÚwÚ stay, ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee still uWu fowget, -^w^ Fowgetting ^-^ any uWu othew UwU home uWu but ÚwÚ this. -^w^ Juw. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ awmost x3 mownying. I would ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >_< gonye- -And ÚwÚ yet nyo farther than :3 a ÚwÚ wanton's bird, -:33 That UwU wets ^.^ it :33 hop :3 a wittwe ^-^ fwom xDD hew ;;w;; hand, -;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU poow pwisonyew in his :3 twisted gyves, -And with :3 a :3 siwk thwead plucks ^.^ it xDD back uWu again, -^w^ So ^-^ woving-jeawous >_> of his :33 wibewty. ->_< Wom. I would I ;;w;; wewe >w< thy >_< biwd. -^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ Sweet, OwO so would :3 I. ->_> Yet I shouwd :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee with >w< much ÚwÚ chewishing. -Good night, good :3 nyight! Parting :3 is such ^w^ sweet xDD sowwow, -:33 That I uWu shaww uWu say good night ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be mowwow. -[Exit.] ->_< Wom. ^w^ Sweep ÚwÚ dweww x3 upon UwU thinye >_> eyes, xDD peace in >w< thy bweast! -Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and :3 peace, OwO so ^w^ sweet ^-^ to rest! ->_< Hence uWu wiww I ^-^ to my ghostly >_< fathew's >w< ceww, -His ^w^ hewp ^-^ to crave ÚwÚ and my dear :3 hap ^-^ to tell. -Exit - - - - -Scene III. -Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. - -x3 Entew Friar, [Wauwence] xDD awonye, with :3 a x3 basket. - -^w^ Fwiaw. The x3 gwey-ey'd ^w^ mown >_> smiwes uWu on OwO the uWu fwownying night, ->w< Check'wing OwO the xDD Eastewn clouds with >w< stweaks >_> of ^-^ wight; -And flecked :3 dawknyess >_< wike :3 a drunkard reels -From :3 fowth UwU day's UwU path ÚwÚ and Titan's :33 fiewy wheels. -Non, ewe OwO the >_< sun ^.^ advance his burning eye -The :3 day ^-^ to :33 cheew ÚwÚ and nyight's x3 dank OwO dew ^-^ to >_> dwy, -I >w< must up-fill :3 this >w< osiew ^-^ cage >_> of ^w^ ouws -x3 With xDD bawefuw weeds ÚwÚ and precious-juiced xDD fwowews. -The :3 eawth that's nature's mothew :3 is xDD hew tomb. -What :3 is xDD hew buwying uWu gave, UwU that :3 is xDD hew OwO womb; -And ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> womb chiwdwen >_> of divews >w< kind -We >_< sucking uWu on xDD hew :3 nyatuwaw uWu bosom find; ->_> Many uWu fow many viwtues x3 excewwent, -None uWu but uWu fow some, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< aww different. -:33 O, ^.^ mickwe :3 is OwO the >w< powewfuw OwO gwace UwU that :3 wies -UwU In ^.^ pwants, herbs, ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and theiw OwO twue quawities; ->_< Fow ^-^ nyaught OwO so :3 viwe UwU that uWu on OwO the :3 eawth doth live -But ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth >w< some speciaw good doth :3 give; -Nyow >w< aught OwO so good ;;w;; but, UwU stwain'd ^-^ fwom UwU that fair use, -Revolts ^-^ fwom OwO twue birth, UwU stumbwing uWu on UwU abuse. -OwO Viwtue itsewf ;;w;; tuwns ;;w;; vice, being >_> misappwied, -And OwO vice ^w^ sometime's uWu by >w< action dignified. -xDD Within OwO the ÚwÚ infant ^.^ wind >_> of :3 this small flower -OwO Poison ;;w;; hath uWu wesidence, ÚwÚ and >w< medicinye powew; ->_< Fow this, being smelt, with UwU that part >_< cheews OwO each part; ->_> Being :3 tasted, slays >w< aww UwU senses with OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. ->w< Two such >_< opposed kings xDD encamp them still -UwU In man as ;;w;; weww as herbs- OwO gwace ÚwÚ and wude wiww; -And xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ wowsew :3 is pwedominyant, ->w< Fuww >_> soon OwO the cankew death ;;w;; eats OwO up UwU that UwU pwant. - -x3 Entew Womeo. - ->_< Wom. Good ^.^ mowwow, father. -^w^ Fwiaw. Benyedicite! -What >_< eawwy :33 tongue OwO so ^w^ sweet sawuteth x3 me? -Young UwU son, ^.^ it :33 awgues :3 a >w< distempewed head -^w^ So >_> soon ^-^ to ;;w;; bid good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >w< thy bed. -Cawe >_< keeps his watch in every ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's eye, -And xDD whewe cawe UwU wodges ;;w;; sweep uWu wiww never >_> wie; -But xDD whewe unbruised xDD youth with ÚwÚ unstuff'd bwain -^-^ Doth ^w^ couch his xDD wimbs, there gowden ;;w;; sweep doth OwO weign. -OwO Thewefowe >w< thy :3 eawwinyess doth me assuwe -Thou art uprous'd with >w< some uWu distemp'watuwe; -Ow ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, then here I :3 hit ^.^ it right- -Our Romeo ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been in bed to-nyight. ->_< Wom. :33 That last :3 is x3 twue-the ^-^ sweetew west ÚwÚ was x3 minye. -^w^ Fwiaw. :3 God pawdon ÚwÚ sin! ^w^ Wast :3 thou with Rosaline? ->_< Wom. x3 With Wosawinye, my ghostly fathew? >_< Nyo. -I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot UwU that uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and UwU that nyame's ^w^ woe. -^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ That's my good >_< son! But xDD whewe x3 hast :3 thou >_< been ^.^ then? ->_< Wom. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ ask ^.^ it me again. -I ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; feasting with >_< minye enemy, -:3 Whewe uWu on :3 a ^w^ sudden ^-^ onye ;;w;; hath >_< wounded me -^.^ That's uWu by me wounded. Both ^-^ ouw xDD wemedies -xDD Within >w< thy ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ and holy ÚwÚ physic wies. -I bear nyo xDD hatwed, bwessed man, for, >w< wo, -UwU My :3 intewcession wikewise ^w^ steads my ÚwÚ foe. -^w^ Fwiaw. Be ÚwÚ pwain, good UwU son, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; homewy in >w< thy drift -Riddling >_< confession ^.^ finds uWu but >w< widdwing shwift. ->_< Wom. ;;w;; Then ^-^ pwainwy xDD knyow my ^w^ heawt's dear love :3 is xDD set -uWu On OwO the fair daughter >_> of rich Capulet; -UwU As >_< minye uWu on x3 hews, OwO so ^-^ hews :3 is xDD set uWu on ÚwÚ minye, -And >w< aww uWu combin'd, :33 save what :3 thou >w< must ^.^ combinye -By holy marriage. ^w^ When, ÚwÚ and where, ÚwÚ and how -We met, ^-^ we OwO woo'd, ÚwÚ and :3 made exchange >_> of vow, -I'll tell ÚwÚ thee as ^-^ we >w< pass; uWu but :3 this I pray, -:33 That :3 thou consent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy OwO us to-day. -^w^ Fwiaw. ;;w;; Howy x3 Saint ÚwÚ Fwancis! What :3 a >_> change :3 is :3 hewe! -^-^ Is Wosawinye, UwU that :3 thou didst love OwO so ^.^ deaw, -^w^ So >_> soon x3 fowsaken? Young xDD men's love then :3 wies -:3 Nyot ^.^ twuwy in theiw hearts, uWu but in theiw OwO eyes. -Jesu UwU Mawia! What :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of brine -;;w;; Hath :33 wash'd >w< thy >w< sawwow x3 cheeks uWu fow UwU Wosawinye! -OwO How >w< much salt >w< watew ^-^ thwown away in ;;w;; waste, -ÚwÚ To season love, UwU that >_> of ^.^ it doth ^.^ nyot taste! -The >_< sun ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< thy sighs ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^-^ cweaws, -x3 Thy ^.^ owd groans ring ÚwÚ yet in >_< minye ÚwÚ ancient x3 eaws. -:33 Wo, here x3 upon >w< thy ^-^ cheek OwO the :33 stain doth ^-^ sit -x3 Of OwO an ^.^ owd >w< teaw UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 wash'd x3 off >_> yet. ->w< If e'ew :3 thou >_< wast ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these ^.^ woes thinye, -Thou ÚwÚ and ^.^ these ^.^ woes ;;w;; wewe >w< aww uWu fow ^.^ Wosawinye. -And art :3 thou OwO chang'd? Pronounce :3 this >_< sentence then: -xDD Women ^-^ may ^-^ faww when :33 thewe's nyo OwO stwength in ^-^ men. ->_< Wom. Thou >_< chid'st me ^w^ oft uWu fow :33 woving ^.^ Wosawinye. -^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Fow :3 doting, ^.^ nyot uWu fow woving, pupiw x3 minye. ->_< Wom. And ^.^ bad'st me :33 buwy wuv. -^w^ Fwiaw. :3 Nyot in :3 a grave -ÚwÚ To uWu way ^-^ onye ÚwÚ in, another >_< out ^-^ to have. ->_< Wom. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ chide not. She xDD whom I love :3 nyow -^-^ Doth OwO gwace uWu fow OwO gwace ÚwÚ and love uWu fow love OwO awwow. -The uWu othew >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -^w^ Fwiaw. :33 O, ^.^ she knew ;;w;; weww -x3 Thy love >_> did ;;w;; wead uWu by ^.^ wote, UwU that :33 couwd ^.^ nyot spell. -But xDD come, x3 young ^w^ wavewew, come >w< go with >_> me. -UwU In ^-^ onye >_< wespect I'll >w< thy x3 assistant ^w^ be; ->_< Fow :3 this awwiance ^-^ may OwO so x3 happy ^w^ pwuv -ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn >_> youw househowds' ^w^ wancouw ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwe wuv. ->_< Wom. :33 O, let OwO us OwO hence! I ^.^ stand uWu on ^w^ sudden UwU haste. -^w^ Fwiaw. Wisely, ÚwÚ and swow. ^.^ They xDD stumbwe UwU that run fast. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. -OwO A street. - -x3 Entew Benvolio ÚwÚ and Mewcutio. - -^w^ Mew. :3 Whewe OwO the ^w^ deviw shouwd :3 this Romeo x3 be? -Came ^.^ he ^.^ nyot UwU home x3 to-nyight? -^w^ Ben. :3 Nyot ^-^ to his ;;w;; fathew's. I xDD spoke with his xDD man. -^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that >_> same OwO pawe hard-hearted wench, UwU that Wosawinye, -Torments him OwO so UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ suwe run ^w^ mad. -^w^ Ben. Tybalt, OwO the x3 kinsman ^-^ to ^.^ owd Capulet, -;;w;; Hath x3 sent :3 a letter ^-^ to his >_< fathew's >_< house. -^w^ Mew. OwO A challenge, uWu on my wife. -^w^ Ben. Romeo uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew it. -^w^ Mew. >w< Any man UwU that can wwite ^-^ may ÚwÚ answew :3 a letter. -^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew OwO the :3 wettew's :3 mastew, how ^.^ he :3 dawes, being -dawed. -^w^ Mew. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow :33 Womeo, ^.^ he :3 is already x3 dead! ÚwÚ stabb'd with :3 a >_> white -;;w;; wench's bwack eye; shot OwO thwough OwO the ear with :3 a love ^w^ song; OwO the -vewy :3 pin >_> of his OwO heawt cleft with OwO the uWu bwind bow-boy's butt-shaft; -ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ he :3 a man ^-^ to uWu encountew Tybawt? -^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is Tybawt? -^w^ Mew. Mowe than Prince >_> of Cats, I can tell you. :33 O, :33 he's OwO the -courageous x3 captain >_> of compliments. ÚwÚ He xDD fights as you sing -pricksong-keeps UwU time, :33 distance, ÚwÚ and OwO pwopowtion; wests me his ->_< minyim rest, one, ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and OwO the third in >_> youw ^.^ bosom! OwO the vewy -butchew >_> of :3 a :3 siwk button, :3 a x3 duewwist, :3 a xDD duewwist! :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of -OwO the vewy ^.^ fiwst OwO house, >_> of OwO the ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and uWu second ^.^ cause. xDD Ah, OwO the -immortal OwO passado! OwO the xDD punto wevewse! OwO the ^.^ hay. -^w^ Ben. The ;;w;; what? -^w^ Mew. The UwU pox >_> of such ^w^ antic, lisping, >_< affecting uWu fantasticoes- ^.^ these -OwO nyew OwO tunyews >_> of >_< accent! ;;w;; 'By >w< Jesu, :3 a vewy good bwade! :3 a vewy taww -^w^ man! :3 a vewy good :3 whowe!' ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a lamentable :33 thing, -uWu gwandsiw, UwU that ^-^ we shouwd >w< be ;;w;; thus ^w^ affwicted with ^.^ these ÚwÚ stwange -x3 fwies, ^.^ these fashion-mongers, ^.^ these >w< pawdonya-mi's, ^-^ who ^.^ stand OwO so ->w< much uWu on OwO the OwO nyew fowm UwU that uWu they cannyot ^-^ sit at >_> ease uWu on OwO the ^.^ owd -xDD bench? :33 O, theiw OwO bonyes, theiw ^.^ bonyes! - -x3 Entew Womeo. - -^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Hewe comes Romeo! here comes Romeo! -^w^ Mew. Without his roe, >_< wike :3 a dried herring. :3 O x3 fwesh, x3 fwesh, how art -:3 thou ;;w;; fishified! Nyow :3 is ^.^ he uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU that xDD Petwawch flowed -in. ^.^ Wauwa, ^-^ to his >w< wady, ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a >_< kitchen wench (marry, ^.^ she xDD had :3 a -better love ^-^ to UwU bewhyme hew), >_< Dido :3 a :3 dowdy, ÚwÚ Cweopatwa :3 a ^w^ gypsy, -Hewen ÚwÚ and :33 Hewo ^.^ hiwdings ÚwÚ and x3 hawwots, :3 This >w< be :3 a >_< gway eye ^w^ ow so, -uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. UwU Signyiow :33 Womeo, bon ^.^ jouw! There's :3 a xDD Fwench -sawutation ^-^ to >_> youw xDD Fwench >w< swop. You >_> gave OwO us OwO the >w< countewfeit -^w^ faiwwy last ^-^ nyight. ->_< Wom. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you >_> both. What >w< countewfeit >_> did I ^w^ give you? -^w^ Mew. The slip, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_> swip. ^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot ^w^ conceive? ->_< Wom. >_> Pawdon, good Mewcutio. UwU My ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ was >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and in such :3 a -UwU case as >_< minye :3 a man ^-^ may xDD stwain courtesy. -^w^ Mew. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, such :3 a UwU case as x3 youws constwains :3 a -man ^-^ to bow in OwO the hams. ->_< Wom. Meaning, ^-^ to ^w^ cuwsy. -^w^ Mew. Thou x3 hast UwU most kindwy :3 hit it. ->_< Wom. OwO A UwU most courteous ÚwÚ exposition. -^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, I x3 am OwO the vewy >w< pink >_> of courtesy. ->_< Wom. Pink uWu fow OwO fwowew. -^w^ Mew. ^w^ Wight. ->_< Wom. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 is my uWu pump ÚwÚ weww-fwowew'd. -^w^ Mew. ^.^ Weww said! Follow me :3 this ÚwÚ jest :3 nyow ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou x3 hast OwO wown >_< out >w< thy -pump, UwU that, when OwO the >w< singwe >_> sowe >_> of ^.^ it :3 is :33 wown, OwO the ÚwÚ jest ^-^ may -ÚwÚ wemain, aftew OwO the wearing, :33 sowewy singular. ->_< Wom. :3 O singwe-sowd >w< jest, :33 sowewy ^.^ singuwaw uWu fow OwO the singwenyess! -^w^ Mew. Come :3 between >w< us, good ^.^ Benvowio! UwU My xDD wits UwU faint. ->_< Wom. ^-^ Swits ÚwÚ and ^-^ spuws, swits ÚwÚ and spurs! ^w^ ow I'll x3 cwy :3 a ^w^ match. -^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw xDD wits run OwO the wiwd-goose x3 chase, I x3 am done; uWu fow :3 thou -x3 hast ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the wiwd >_> goose in ^-^ onye >_> of >w< thy xDD wits x3 than, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, I -^.^ have in my xDD whowe OwO five. >_> Was I with you there uWu fow OwO the >w< goose? ->_< Wom. Thou >_< wast never with me uWu fow ^w^ anything when :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot there -uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ goose. -^w^ Mew. I uWu wiww bite ÚwÚ thee uWu by OwO the ear uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ jest. ->_< Wom. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^-^ goose, bite :33 nyot! -^w^ Mew. x3 Thy ÚwÚ wit :3 is :3 a vewy :33 bittew sweeting; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most shawp OwO sauce. ->_< Wom. And :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, then, ;;w;; weww sewv'd in ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ sweet >w< goose? -^w^ Mew. :33 O, >w< hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ wit >_> of :3 chevewiw, UwU that UwU stwetches ^-^ fwom OwO an ÚwÚ inch -narrow ^-^ to OwO an >_< eww x3 bwoad! ->_< Wom. I ;;w;; stwetch ^.^ it >_< out uWu fow UwU that >_> wowd :3 'bwoad,' which, ÚwÚ added ^-^ to OwO the -^-^ goose, proves ÚwÚ thee :3 faw ÚwÚ and ^-^ wide :3 a bwoad ÚwÚ goose. -^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this better :3 nyow than UwU gwoanying uWu fow love? Nyow art -:3 thou sociabwe, :3 nyow art :3 thou uWu Womeo; :3 nyow art :3 thou what :3 thou :3 awt, uWu by -art as ;;w;; weww as uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. >_< Fow :3 this drivelling love :3 is >_< wike :3 a -gweat :3 nyatuwaw UwU that runs lolling OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to hide his bauble in -:3 a >w< howe. -^w^ Ben. x3 Stop there, xDD stop ;;w;; thewe! -^w^ Mew. Thou desiwest me ^-^ to xDD stop in my xDD tawe x3 against OwO the haiw. -^w^ Ben. Thou wouldst ewse ^.^ have :3 made >w< thy xDD tawe large. -^w^ Mew. :33 O, :3 thou art ÚwÚ deceiv'd! I would ^.^ have :3 made ^.^ it ^-^ showt; uWu fow I ÚwÚ was -come ^-^ to OwO the xDD whowe UwU depth >_> of my :3 tawe, ÚwÚ and meant >_< indeed ^-^ to ÚwÚ occupy -OwO the awgument nyo longer. ->_< Wom. Here's ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ geaw! - -x3 Entew Nurse ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< Man uWu [Petew]. - -^w^ Mew. OwO A >_> saiw, :3 a sail! -^w^ Ben. OwO Two, :3 two! :3 a OwO shiwt ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ smock. ->_< Nyuwse. ^w^ Petew! -uWu Petew. Anyon. ->_< Nyuwse. UwU My ÚwÚ fan, uWu Petew. -^w^ Mew. Good ;;w;; Petew, ^-^ to hide xDD hew ^.^ face; uWu fow xDD hew ^.^ fan's OwO the ^-^ faiwew ;;w;; face >_> of -OwO the ^-^ two. ->_< Nyuwse. :3 God ye good ^.^ mowwow, >_< gentwemen. -^w^ Mew. :3 God ye :3 good-den, fair gentwewoman. ->_< Nyuwse. ^-^ Is ^.^ it good-den? -^w^ Mew. ^.^ 'Tis nyo ^.^ wess, I tell UwU ye; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ bawdy hand >_> of OwO the >w< diaw :3 is :3 nyow -x3 upon OwO the :3 pwick >_> of nyoon. ->_< Nyuwse. Out x3 upon xDD you! What :3 a man awe xDD you! ->_< Wom. >w< Onye, ^-^ gentwewoman, UwU that :3 God ;;w;; hath :3 made uWu fow ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ;;w;; maw. ->_< Nyuwse. By my ^w^ twoth, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. 'For ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to maw,' OwO quoth -'a? Gentwemen, can ^-^ any >_> of you tell me xDD whewe I ^-^ may find OwO the x3 young -:3 Womeo? ->_< Wom. I can tell OwO you; uWu but x3 young Romeo uWu wiww >w< be older when you ^.^ have -;;w;; found him than ^.^ he ÚwÚ was when you ÚwÚ sought >_> him. I x3 am OwO the ^w^ youngest >_> of -UwU that uWu nyame, uWu fow fauwt >_> of :3 a >w< wowse. ->_< Nyuwse. You uWu say :33 weww. -^w^ Mew. xDD Yea, :3 is OwO the wowst uWu weww? Very ;;w;; weww took, >w< i' faith! ^w^ wisewy, -wisewy. ->_< Nyuwse. >w< If you >w< be >_< he, ;;w;; siw, I desiwe >w< some >_< confidence with you. -^w^ Ben. She uWu wiww endite him ^-^ to >w< some >_< suppew. -^w^ Mew. OwO A OwO bawd, :3 a OwO bawd, :3 a :33 bawd! ^w^ So UwU ho! ->_< Wom. What x3 hast :3 thou uWu found? -^w^ Mew. :3 Nyo ;;w;; hawe, siw; unwess :3 a ;;w;; hawe, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a lenten UwU pie, UwU that :3 is -xDD something ^-^ stawe ÚwÚ and hoaw ewe ^.^ it >w< be spent -ÚwÚ He walks uWu by them ÚwÚ and >w< sings. - -An ^.^ owd ^-^ hawe xDD hoaw, -And OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ hawe xDD hoaw, -^-^ Is vewy good meat in ^.^ Went; -But :3 a ^-^ hawe UwU that :3 is hoaw -^-^ Is xDD too >w< much uWu fow :3 a scowe -When ^.^ it ^.^ hoaws ewe ^.^ it >w< be >w< spent. - -:33 Womeo, uWu wiww you come ^-^ to >_> youw fathew's? >w< We'ww ^-^ to ;;w;; dinnyew thithew. ->_< Wom. I uWu wiww follow you. -^w^ Mew. Faweweww, ÚwÚ ancient >_< wady. Faweweww, -[sings] >w< wady, >w< wady, >_< wady. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ Mewcutio, OwO Benvowio. ->_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, faweweww! I ;;w;; Pway you, >_> Siw, what ;;w;; saucy ^.^ mewchant ÚwÚ was -:3 this UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO so :33 fuww >_> of his :3 wopewy? ->_< Wom. OwO A ;;w;; gentweman, ^w^ nyuwse, UwU that loves ^-^ to hear ^-^ himsewf talk ÚwÚ and uWu wiww -speak ^-^ mowe in :3 a :3 minyute than ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to in :3 a >w< month. ->_< Nyuwse. An UwU 'a speak ^w^ anything x3 against uWu me, I'll UwU take him down, OwO an UwU 'a -;;w;; wewe lustier than ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and twenty such jacks; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I :33 cannyot, -I'll find x3 those UwU that shall. >w< Scuwvy knave! I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of his -flirt-gills; I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of his xDD skains-mates. And :3 thou >w< must ^.^ stand -uWu by UwU too, ÚwÚ and suffer every ^.^ knyave ^-^ to ;;w;; use me at his pleasure! -uWu Petew. I ^-^ saw nyo man ;;w;; use you at his ÚwÚ pweasuwe. >w< If I ^-^ had, my x3 weapon -shouwd >_> quickwy ^.^ have >_< been out, I ;;w;; wawwant you. I dare dwaw as >_> soon -as another man, ^-^ if I UwU see >w< occasion in :3 a good ^-^ quawwew, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO waw -uWu on my xDD side. ->_< Nyuwse. Nyow, afore God, I x3 am OwO so >_> vexed UwU that every part about me -uWu quivews. >w< Scuwvy knave! ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ^w^ wowd; :3 and, as I told you, -my x3 young wady ;;w;; bid me enquire you >_< out. What ^.^ she ;;w;; bid me ÚwÚ say, I uWu wiww -^-^ keep ^-^ to mysewf; uWu but ^.^ fiwst let me tell >_< ye, ^-^ if ye shouwd ;;w;; wead xDD hew -OwO into :3 a foow's paradise, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a vewy :3 gwoss >w< kind >_> of -:33 behaviouw, as uWu they ^w^ say; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; gentwewoman :3 is ^.^ young; ÚwÚ and -^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if you shouwd ^-^ deaw double with UwU hew, ^.^ twuwy ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO an -i-iww xDD thing ^-^ to >w< be x3 off'wed ^-^ to ^-^ any ^-^ gentwewoman, ÚwÚ and vewy uWu weak >_< deawing. ->_< Wom. xDD Nyuwse, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to >w< thy wady ÚwÚ and OwO mistwess. I uWu pwotest x3 unto -^w^ thee- ->_< Nyuwse. Good xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and I :3 faith I uWu wiww tell xDD hew as ^w^ much. :3 Wowd, -Lord! ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_< joyfuw OwO woman. ->_< Wom. What xDD wiwt :3 thou tell UwU hew, nurse? Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot mark >_> me. ->_< Nyuwse. I uWu wiww tell UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ^-^ do protest, which, as I UwU take -it, :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentwemanwike ^.^ offew. ->_< Wom. UwU Bid xDD hew devise -uWu Some :3 means ^-^ to come ^-^ to ^-^ shwift :3 this OwO aftewnyoon; -And there ^.^ she uWu shaww at Fwiaw Wauwence' cell -Be :33 shwiv'd ÚwÚ and :3 mawwied. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. ->_< Nyuwse. No, truly, siw; ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ penny. ->_< Wom. uWu Go to! I uWu say you shall. ->_< Nyuwse. :3 This ^-^ aftewnyoon, sir? Weww, ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ thewe. ->_< Wom. And ÚwÚ stay, good ^w^ nyuwse, >_> behind OwO the abbey wall. -xDD Within :3 this hour my man uWu shaww >w< be with ÚwÚ thee -And bwing ÚwÚ thee :3 cowds :3 made >_< wike :3 a tackled stair, -^w^ Which ^-^ to OwO the UwU high ^.^ topgawwant >_> of my ^.^ joy -Must >w< be my convoy in OwO the >w< secwet ^-^ nyight. ->w< Faweweww. Be ^w^ twusty, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; quit >w< thy ^.^ pains. ->w< Faweweww. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy OwO mistwess. ->_< Nyuwse. Nyow :3 God in >w< heaven bless thee! UwU Hawk you, sir. ->_< Wom. What xDD say'st thou, my dear nurse? ->_< Nyuwse. ^-^ Is >_> youw man secret? OwO Did you :33 nye'ew hear ÚwÚ say, ->w< Two ^-^ may ^-^ keep counsew, OwO putting ^-^ onye >_> away? ->_< Wom. I ;;w;; wawwant ÚwÚ thee my ÚwÚ man's as OwO twue as :3 steew. ->_< Nyuwse. Weww, ;;w;; siw, my ^w^ mistwess :3 is OwO the x3 sweetest >_< wady. :3 Wowd, Lord! -when 'twas :3 a wittwe prating :3 thing- :33 O, there :3 is :3 a nyobweman in -;;w;; town, ^-^ onye Pawis, UwU that would fain uWu way :33 knyife aboard; uWu but :33 she, good ->_> souw, xDD had as >w< wieve UwU see :3 a x3 toad, :3 a vewy x3 toad, as UwU see >_> him. I :3 angew -xDD hew OwO sometimes, ÚwÚ and tell xDD hew UwU that Paris :3 is OwO the >_> pwopewew >w< man; uWu but -I'll ;;w;; wawwant you, when I uWu say so, ^.^ she looks as OwO pawe as ^-^ any clout -in OwO the OwO vewsaw world. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot wosemawy ÚwÚ and Romeo begin uWu both with -:3 a >_> wettew? ->_< Wom. >w< Ay, nyuwse; what >_> of ÚwÚ that? Both with OwO an R. ->_< Nyuwse. xDD Ah, mockew! that's OwO the uWu dog's >w< nyame. UwU W :3 is uWu fow >_< the- Nyo; I xDD knyow -^.^ it begins with >w< some uWu othew :33 wettew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath OwO the pwettiest -^-^ sententious >_> of it, >_> of you ÚwÚ and ^w^ wosemawy, UwU that ^.^ it would ^-^ do you good -^-^ to hear it. ->_< Wom. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy >_< wady. ->_< Nyuwse. >w< Ay, :3 a ^w^ thousand x3 times. xDD [Exit >_< Womeo.] ^w^ Petew! -uWu Petew. Anyon. ->_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Petew, UwU take my ÚwÚ fan, ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and >_< apace. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :3 V. ->_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. - -x3 Entew Juliet. - -^w^ Juw. The ^w^ cwock struck :33 nyinye when I >_> did ^-^ send OwO the nyuwse; -UwU In half OwO an hour ^.^ she UwU 'pwomis'd ^-^ to ^w^ wetuwn. -:3 Pewchance ^.^ she cannyot ^.^ meet >_> him. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -:33 O, ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; wame! Love's heralds shouwd >w< be ^-^ thoughts, -^w^ Which >w< ten xDD times ^-^ fastew gwide than OwO the ^w^ sun's beams ->_> Dwiving xDD back ^w^ shadows xDD uvw low'ring hiwws. -OwO Thewefowe ^-^ do nyimbwe-pinyion'd doves dwaw UwU Wuv, -And OwO thewefowe ;;w;; hath OwO the ^w^ wind-swift ;;w;; Cupid x3 wings. -Nyow :3 is OwO the >_< sun x3 upon OwO the highmost hiww -x3 Of :3 this UwU day's >_< jouwnyey, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :33 nyinye ÚwÚ tiww twewve -^-^ Is three wong :3 houws; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot come. -Had ^.^ she ÚwÚ affections ÚwÚ and warm youthfuw blood, -She would >w< be as swift in motion as :3 a ;;w;; baww; -UwU My uWu wowds would :33 bandy xDD hew ^-^ to my ^w^ sweet love, -And his ^-^ to uWu me, -But ^.^ owd >_> fowks, many feign as uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ dead- -:3 Unwiewdy, swow, :33 heavy ÚwÚ and OwO pawe as :33 wead. - -x3 Entew Nurse ^w^ [and >_> Petew]. - -:3 O God, ^.^ she UwU comes! :3 O honey ^w^ nyuwse, what x3 nyews? -xDD Hast :3 thou met with OwO him? >_> Send >w< thy man >_> away. ->_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Petew, stay at OwO the ;;w;; gate. -xDD [Exit >_> Petew.] -^w^ Juw. Nyow, good ^w^ sweet nurse- :3 O :3 Wowd, x3 why wook'st :3 thou sad? -^-^ Though UwU nyews >w< be sad, ÚwÚ yet tell them x3 mewwiwy; ->w< If uWu good, :3 thou :33 shamest OwO the music >_> of ^w^ sweet UwU nyews -By playing ^.^ it ^-^ to me with OwO so ^w^ souw :3 a face. ->_< Nyuwse. I x3 am aweary, ^w^ give me xDD weave >_> awhiwe. -:33 Fie, how my bones ;;w;; ache! What :3 a jaunce ^.^ have I :3 had! -^w^ Juw. I would :3 thou xDD hadst my OwO bonyes, ÚwÚ and I >w< thy news. -;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, I pray ÚwÚ thee speak. OwO Good, good ^w^ nyuwse, speak. ->_< Nyuwse. >w< Jesu, what >_> haste! ^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot stay awhile? -Do you ^.^ nyot UwU see UwU that I x3 am >_< out >_> of breath? -^w^ Juw. OwO How art :3 thou >_< out >_> of >_> bweath when :3 thou x3 hast >_> bweath -ÚwÚ To uWu say ^-^ to me UwU that :3 thou art >_< out >_> of breath? -The ;;w;; excuse UwU that :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ make in :3 this delay -^-^ Is ÚwÚ wongew than OwO the xDD tawe :3 thou OwO dost excuse. -^-^ Is >w< thy UwU nyews good ^w^ ow :33 bad? Answer ^-^ to ;;w;; that. -Say UwU eithew, ÚwÚ and I'll stay OwO the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. ->_> Wet me >w< be >_< satisfied, :3 is't good ^w^ ow :33 bad? ->_< Nyuwse. Weww, you ^.^ have :3 made :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe uWu choice; you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to -OwO choose :3 a xDD man. :3 Womeo? No, ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. ^-^ Though his ;;w;; face >w< be better than -^-^ any man's, ÚwÚ yet his ^w^ weg xDD excews >w< aww xDD men's; ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a hand ÚwÚ and :3 a -^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and :3 a body, >w< though uWu they >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >w< tawk'd OwO on, ÚwÚ yet uWu they -awe ÚwÚ past compawe. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the flower >_> of couwtesy, ;;w;; but, I'll -;;w;; wawwant ^w^ him, as gentwe as :3 a UwU wamb. uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, ;;w;; wench; sewve God. ->_> What, ^.^ have you din'd at :3 home? -^w^ Juw. No, nyo. But >w< aww :3 this >_> did I xDD knyow >_> befowe. -What :33 says ^.^ he >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU mawwiage? What >_> of ÚwÚ that? ->_< Nyuwse. :3 Wowd, how my head ^.^ aches! What :3 a head ^.^ have >_> I! -^w^ It x3 beats as ^.^ it would ^-^ faww in twenty ÚwÚ pieces. -UwU My xDD back o' x3 t' uWu othew ^.^ side,- ÚwÚ ah, my ^w^ back, my >_> back! -UwU Beshwew >_> youw OwO heawt uWu fow ^w^ sending me about -ÚwÚ To catch my death with jauncing OwO up ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ down! -^w^ Juw. uWu I' :33 faith, I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that :3 thou art ^.^ nyot :33 weww. -ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; sweet, ^.^ Sweet ^w^ nyuwse, tell uWu me, what :33 says my love? ->_< Nyuwse. Your love uWu says, >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 couwteous, -ÚwÚ and :3 a kind, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ handsome; :3 and, I x3 wawwant, :3 a :3 viwtuous- :3 Whewe :3 is ->_> youw >_> mothew? -^w^ Juw. :3 Whewe :3 is my >_> mothew? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she :3 is within. -:3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ she x3 be? OwO How :3 oddwy :3 thou ÚwÚ wepwiest! -'Your love uWu says, >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest ;;w;; gentweman, -"Where :3 is >_> youw xDD mothew?"' ->_< Nyuwse. :3 O God's OwO Wady :33 deaw! -uWu Awe you OwO so :33 hot? :33 Mawwy come uWu up, I uWu twow. -^-^ Is :3 this OwO the >w< pouwtice uWu fow my aching bonyes? -x3 Hencefowwawd ^-^ do >_> youw messages OwO youwsewf. -^w^ Juw. Here's such :3 a :3 coiw! ^w^ Come, what :33 says :3 Womeo? ->_< Nyuwse. >_< Have you ^w^ got xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ shwift uWu to-day? -^w^ Juw. I have. ->_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Then UwU hie you x3 hence ^-^ to Fwiaw Wauwence' x3 ceww; -Thewe ^w^ stays :3 a xDD husband ^-^ to ^-^ make you :3 a wife. -Nyow comes OwO the >_< wanton UwU bwood OwO up in >_> youw OwO cheeks: ->w< They'ww >w< be in uWu scawwet straight at ^-^ any news. -Hie you ^-^ to >w< chuwch; I >w< must another >_< way, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch :3 a xDD waddew, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; which >_> youw love -Must climb :3 a biwd's ^w^ nyest >_> soon when ^.^ it :3 is :3 dawk. -I x3 am OwO the dwudge, ÚwÚ and >_< toiw in >_> youw :33 dewight; -But you uWu shaww bear OwO the burthen >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. -uWu Go; I'll ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; UwU hie you ^-^ to OwO the cell. -^w^ Juw. Hie ^-^ to UwU high xDD fowtunye! Honyest ^w^ nyuwse, faweweww. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene VI. -Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. - -x3 Entew Fwiaw [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and Womeo. - -^w^ Fwiaw. ^w^ So >_> smiwe OwO the uWu heavens x3 upon :3 this holy ^.^ act -:33 That :3 aftew-houws with UwU sowwow ^w^ chide OwO us :33 nyot! ->_< Wom. ;;w;; Amen, OwO amen! But come what UwU sowwow ^-^ can, -^w^ It cannyot countewvaiw OwO the exchange >_> of ^.^ joy -:33 That ^-^ onye ^-^ showt :3 minyute gives me in xDD hew ^w^ sight. -Do :3 thou uWu but :33 cwose ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands with holy x3 wowds, -;;w;; Then wuv-devouwing death ^-^ do what ^.^ he dare- -^w^ It :3 is enough I ^-^ may uWu but caww xDD hew x3 minye. -^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ These viowent >w< dewights ^.^ have viowent ends -And in theiw ;;w;; twiumph x3 die, >_< wike x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and powdew, ->w< Which, as uWu they >w< kiss, consume. The x3 sweetest honey -^-^ Is ^-^ woathsome in his >_> own deliciousness -And in OwO the ÚwÚ taste ;;w;; confounds OwO the appetite. -OwO Thewefowe love modewatewy: wong love doth >w< so; -:3 Too swift arrives as tawdy as xDD too swow. - -x3 Entew Juliet. - -;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_< wady. :33 O, OwO so ^.^ wight :3 a foot -uWu Wiww :33 nye'ew wear >_< out OwO the xDD evewwasting fwint. -OwO A >_> wuvw ^-^ may :33 bestwide OwO the :3 gossamew -:33 That idwes in OwO the >_< wanton uWu summew :3 aiw, -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot fall; OwO so ^.^ wight :3 is xDD vanyity. -^w^ Juw. Good x3 even ^-^ to my ghostly confessow. -^w^ Fwiaw. Romeo uWu shaww :3 thank ^.^ thee, >_> daughtew, uWu fow OwO us >_> both. -^w^ Juw. UwU As >w< much ^-^ to ^w^ him, ewse :3 is his ^w^ thanks xDD too ^w^ much. ->_< Wom. xDD Ah, ^w^ Juwiet, ^-^ if OwO the measuwe >_> of >w< thy ^.^ joy -Be >w< heap'd >_< wike ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< thy >_> skiww >w< be ^-^ mowe -ÚwÚ To UwU bwazon it, then OwO sweeten with >w< thy >_> bweath -:3 This UwU nyeighbouw :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and let rich xDD music's :33 tongue -Unfold OwO the imagin'd >w< happinyess UwU that uWu both -;;w;; Weceive in ;;w;; eithew uWu by :3 this dear encounter. -^w^ Juw. Conceit, ^-^ mowe rich in matter than in x3 wowds, ->_< Bwags >_> of his UwU substance, ^.^ nyot >_> of ornament. -^.^ They awe uWu but >_< beggaws UwU that can ;;w;; count theiw xDD wowth; -But my OwO twue love :3 is UwU gwown ^-^ to such ^-^ excess -cannyot sum OwO up sum >_> of half my wealth. -^w^ Fwiaw. ^w^ Come, come with uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ showt ÚwÚ wowk; ->_< Fow, uWu by >_> youw uWu weaves, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot stay :3 awonye -;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; Howy ;;w;; Chuwch incorporate two in ^w^ onye. +>_< Samp. 'Tis true; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU women, ^.^ being x3 the weaker vessels, OwO awe +OwO evew thwust to x3 the wall. Therefore UwU I xDD wiww :3 push ^w^ Montague's ;;w;; men +from x3 the waww ÚwÚ and thwust :33 his ^w^ maids to x3 the wall. +ÚwÚ Gweg. uWu The ^-^ quawwew >_> is ^-^ between UwU ouw >w< mastews ÚwÚ and >_> us uWu theiw ^.^ men. +>_< Samp. 'Tis aww onye. UwU I xDD wiww x3 show mysewf :3 a tywant. x3 When UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fought +with x3 the men, UwU I xDD wiww be UwU cwuew with x3 the OwO maids- UwU I xDD wiww :3 cut x3 off +uWu theiw :33 heads. +ÚwÚ Gweg. uWu The heads of x3 the uWu maids? +>_< Samp. Ay, x3 the heads of x3 the >_< maids, ow uWu theiw >_< maidenheads. +^.^ Take >w< it uWu in >_> what sense xDD thou wilt. +ÚwÚ Gweg. ^-^ They ^w^ must OwO take >w< it uWu in sense :3 that x3 feew :3 it. +>_< Samp. x3 Me ;;w;; they UwU shaww x3 feew OwO whiwe UwU I ^w^ am able to xDD stand; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis ÚwÚ knyown UwU I +^w^ am :3 a OwO pwetty ^.^ piece of ÚwÚ fwesh. +ÚwÚ Gweg. 'Tis weww xDD thou awt nyot UwU fish; >_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ hadst, xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been +poow-John. Draw >w< thy UwU toow! :3 Hewe x3 comes >w< two of x3 the ;;w;; house of +:33 Montagues. + +Entew >w< two othew ^.^ Sewvingmen [Abram ÚwÚ and :3 Bawthasaw]. + +>_< Samp. OwO My nyaked :33 weapon >_> is OwO out. uWu Quawwew! UwU I xDD wiww back thee. +ÚwÚ Gweg. ÚwÚ How? turn >w< thy back ÚwÚ and run? +>_< Samp. Fear ;;w;; me not. +ÚwÚ Gweg. :3 Nyo, marry. UwU I feaw uWu thee! +>_< Samp. Let >_> us OwO take x3 the law of UwU ouw ÚwÚ sides; wet them ;;w;; begin. +ÚwÚ Gweg. UwU I xDD wiww fwown >_< as UwU I pass UwU by, ÚwÚ and wet them OwO take >w< it >_< as ;;w;; they list. +>_< Samp. Nyay, >_< as ;;w;; they OwO dawe. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ bite x3 my >w< thumb uWu at OwO them; which >_> is +xDD disgwace to ÚwÚ them, >_> if ;;w;; they UwU beaw :3 it. +x3 Abw. Do xDD you ^-^ bite x3 youw >w< thumb uWu at us, UwU siw? +>_< Samp. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bite x3 my :3 thumb, sir. +x3 Abw. Do xDD you ^-^ bite x3 youw >w< thumb uWu at us, UwU siw? +>_< Samp. ÚwÚ [aside to xDD Gwegowy] Is x3 the law of UwU ouw x3 side >_> if UwU I >_> say :3 ay? +ÚwÚ Gweg. ÚwÚ [aside to :33 Sampson] No. +>_< Samp. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU do nyot ^-^ bite x3 my >w< thumb uWu at UwU you, siw; >_> but UwU I ^-^ bite x3 my +:3 thumb, sir. +ÚwÚ Gweg. Do xDD you quarrel, UwU siw? +x3 Abw. Quarrel, UwU siw? :3 Nyo, sir. +>_< Samp. OwO But >_> if xDD you UwU do, ^w^ siw, ^w^ am fow OwO you. UwU I serve >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as OwO you. +x3 Abw. No ^-^ bettew. +>_< Samp. xDD Weww, sir. + +Entew Benvowio. + +ÚwÚ Gweg. ÚwÚ [aside to :33 Sampson] x3 Say 'better.' :3 Hewe x3 comes one of x3 my +xDD mastew's uWu kinsmen. +>_< Samp. Yes, better, sir. +x3 Abw. >_> You xDD wie. +>_< Samp. ^.^ Dwaw, >_> if xDD you be ^.^ men. Gregory, remember >w< thy swashing >_> bwow. +^-^ They ^w^ fight. +^-^ Ben. Pawt, uWu foows! :33 [Beats down uWu theiw xDD swowds.] +>_> Put x3 up x3 youw :3 swowds. >_> You ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you xDD do. + +Entew Tybalt. + +Tyb. What, awt xDD thou drawn ^-^ among these ^w^ heawtwess hinds? +Tuwn uWu thee :33 Benvowio! wook ;;w;; upon >w< thy death. +^-^ Ben. UwU I UwU do >_> but >_< keep x3 the peace. >_> Put x3 up >w< thy uWu swowd, +:33 Ow manage >w< it to ÚwÚ pawt these ;;w;; men with x3 me. +Tyb. What, x3 dwawn, ÚwÚ and tawk of peace? UwU I ^-^ hate x3 the ;;w;; wowd +;;w;; As UwU I ^-^ hate >_> heww, aww ^w^ Montagues, ÚwÚ and thee. +:3 Have uWu at ÚwÚ thee, OwO cowawd! ^-^ They ^w^ fight. + +Entew >w< an officer, ÚwÚ and >w< thwee ow fouw uWu Citizens with clubs ow +UwU pawtisans. + +>w< Officew. uWu Cwubs, ÚwÚ biwws, ÚwÚ and >w< pawtisans! Strike! xDD beat them ^-^ down! +uWu Citizens. xDD Down with x3 the Capulets! xDD Down with x3 the Montagues! + +Entew ^-^ Owd Capuwet uWu in :33 his x3 gown, ÚwÚ and :33 his Wife. + +uWu Cap. >_> What noise >_> is :3 this? Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^-^ wong uWu swowd, ho! +Wife. ^-^ A cwutch, :3 a ^.^ cwutch! Why caww xDD you fow :3 a sword? +uWu Cap. OwO My uWu swowd, UwU I ;;w;; say! ^-^ Owd ^w^ Montague >_> is come +xDD And fwouwishes :33 his ^.^ bwade uWu in x3 spite of x3 me. + +Entew ^-^ Owd ^w^ Montague ÚwÚ and :33 his Wife. + +Mon. ^.^ Thou viwwain Capulet!- :33 Howd ;;w;; me >_> nyot, wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. +UwU M. Wife. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot stir one :33 foot to >_> seek :3 a foe. + +Entew Prince >_> Escawus, with :33 his x3 Twain. + +UwU Pwince. xDD Webewwious xDD subjects, >_< enyemies to ÚwÚ peace, +uWu Pwofanyews of ÚwÚ this ^.^ nyeighbouw-stainyed steel- +Will ;;w;; they nyot UwU heaw? What, ho! xDD you men, xDD you xDD beasts, +:33 That quench x3 the fire of x3 youw pewnyicious xDD wage +With puwpwe fountains issuing from x3 youw veins! +On :33 pain of torture, from UwU those bwoody ^.^ hands +Throw x3 youw ^.^ mistempewed >_< weapons to x3 the x3 gwound +xDD And hear x3 the :33 sentence of x3 youw ^-^ muvd pwince. +Thwee ÚwÚ civiw brawls, bwed of >w< an airy ;;w;; wowd +^-^ By ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; owd >_< Capuwet, ÚwÚ and >_< Montague, +:3 Have thrice distuwb'd x3 the :33 quiet of UwU ouw ^w^ stweets +xDD And UwU made ;;w;; Vewonya's UwU ancient :3 citizens +;;w;; Cast ^.^ by uWu theiw :3 gwave x3 beseeming ownyaments +;;w;; To OwO wiewd ;;w;; owd partisans, uWu in ^.^ hands >_< as :3 owd, +Cank'red with ÚwÚ peace, to ÚwÚ pawt x3 youw ;;w;; cank'wed ^.^ hate. +;;w;; If OwO evew xDD you ^.^ distuwb UwU ouw ^w^ stweets OwO again, +uWu Youw ;;w;; wives UwU shaww x3 pay x3 the forfeit of x3 the peace. +For ÚwÚ this time aww x3 the xDD west ÚwÚ depawt xDD away. +>_< You, >_< Capuwet, UwU shaww OwO go :3 awong with OwO me; +^.^ And, >_< Montague, come xDD you ÚwÚ this ;;w;; aftewnyoon, +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow UwU ouw ^-^ fawthew :3 pweasuwe uWu in ÚwÚ this case, +;;w;; To ;;w;; owd ^.^ Fweetown, UwU ouw ^w^ common ^w^ judgment ;;w;; pwace. +Once >_> mowe, on :33 pain of UwU death, aww ;;w;; men uWu depawt. +Exeunt [all >_> but >_< Montague, :33 his >_< Wife, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Benvowio]. +Mon. Who uWu set ÚwÚ this UwU ancient ^-^ quawwew x3 nyew OwO abwoach? +ÚwÚ Speak, nephew, :3 wewe xDD you ^.^ by when >w< it >_< began? +^-^ Ben. :3 Hewe :3 wewe x3 the :3 sewvants of x3 youw ^w^ advewsawy +xDD And >_< youws, ^-^ cwose fighting ere UwU I uWu did ;;w;; appwoach. +UwU I >w< dwew to ÚwÚ pawt OwO them. ^w^ In x3 the x3 instant ^-^ came +uWu The fiery uWu Tybawt, with :33 his xDD swowd ^.^ pwepaw'd; +>_< Which, >_< as ^.^ he >w< bweath'd ^-^ defiance to x3 my ;;w;; eaws, +>w< He uWu swung about :33 his >_> head ÚwÚ and :3 cut x3 the winds, +UwU Who, >_< nyothing ÚwÚ huwt withaw, ^w^ hiss'd ^.^ him uWu in xDD scown. +While ^.^ we :3 wewe intewchanging thrusts ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwows, +>_< Came ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fought on ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ and >_> pawt, +Tiww x3 the Prince came, who pawted xDD eithew part. +UwU M. Wife. >_< O, :3 whewe >_> is ^.^ Womeo? ^.^ Saw xDD you ^.^ him >w< to-day? +x3 Wight uWu gwad UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ he UwU was nyot uWu at ÚwÚ this fray. +^-^ Ben. uWu Madam, >w< an >_> houw >w< befowe x3 the wowshipp'd sun +Peer'd fowth x3 the golden window of x3 the East, +^-^ A troubled ^-^ mind x3 dwave ;;w;; me to UwU wawk abwoad; +UwU Whewe, undewnyeath x3 the ;;w;; gwuv of :33 sycamowe +:33 That ^-^ westwawd ^-^ wooteth from x3 the ^.^ city's side, +^w^ So early ^.^ wawking uWu did UwU I >_> see x3 youw OwO son. +Towards ^.^ him UwU I ÚwÚ made; >_> but ^.^ he UwU was OwO wawe of ;;w;; me +xDD And OwO stowe x3 into x3 the UwU cuvwt of x3 the wood. +uWu I- measuring :33 his affections ^.^ by x3 my OwO own, +>_< Which xDD then UwU most >_< sought :3 whewe UwU most ^w^ might nyot be >_> found, +uWu Being one ^w^ too UwU many ^.^ by x3 my ÚwÚ weawy >w< sewf- +;;w;; Puwsu'd x3 my >_< humouw, nyot ;;w;; Puwsuing his, +xDD And gwadwy ;;w;; shunn'd who gwadwy ^w^ fwed from x3 me. +Mon. xDD Many :3 a mownying hath ^.^ he there :33 been uWu seen, +With tears ^w^ augmenting x3 the >w< fwesh :3 mownying's ;;w;; dew, +ÚwÚ Adding to :33 cwouds ^.^ mowe :33 cwouds with :33 his >_> deep >_> sighs; +OwO But aww UwU so >w< soon >_< as x3 the ;;w;; aww-cheewing sun +Should uWu in x3 the ^-^ fawthest East ;;w;; bean to dwaw +uWu The ÚwÚ shady cuwtains from ^-^ Auwowa's ^.^ bed, +UwU Away from >w< wight steals ^.^ home x3 my x3 heavy >_< son +xDD And >_> pwivate uWu in :33 his x3 chambew ;;w;; pens himsewf, +OwO Shuts x3 up :33 his ÚwÚ windows, locks >w< faiw ^-^ daywight +xDD And x3 makes >_< himsewf >w< an :33 awtificiaw OwO nyight. +;;w;; Bwack ÚwÚ and portentous ^w^ must ÚwÚ this humouw ^-^ pwuv +OwO Unwess ÚwÚ good counsel OwO may x3 the cause OwO wemuv. +^-^ Ben. OwO My x3 nyobwe uWu uncwe, UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 the ^w^ cause? +Mon. UwU I :3 nyeithew ^.^ knyow >w< it nor ^.^ can :3 weawn of ^.^ him +^-^ Ben. :3 Have xDD you xDD impowtun'd ^.^ him ^.^ by xDD any :3 means? +Mon. UwU Both ^.^ by mysewf ÚwÚ and UwU many othew fwiend; +OwO But xDD he, :33 his UwU own affections' xDD counsewwow, +Is to himself- UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> say >w< how UwU twue- +OwO But to >_< himsewf UwU so secret ÚwÚ and UwU so cwose, +^w^ So uWu faw from ^w^ sounding ÚwÚ and ;;w;; discuvwy, +;;w;; As >_> is x3 the >w< bud xDD bit with >w< an envious :33 wowm +Ere ^.^ he ^.^ can ;;w;; spwead :33 his x3 sweet >w< weaves to x3 the ^w^ aiw +:33 Ow dedicate :33 his beauty to x3 the OwO sun. +Could ^.^ we >_> but :3 weawn from >_> whence :33 his ^w^ sowwows xDD gwow, +We ^.^ wouwd >_< as ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU give >w< cuwe >_< as :33 knyow. + +Entew ^-^ Womeo. + +^-^ Ben. :3 See, :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. ^w^ So uWu pwease xDD you :33 step ÚwÚ aside, +I'll ^.^ knyow :33 his ^-^ gwievance, ow be much uWu denyied. +Mon. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt UwU so ^w^ happy ^.^ by >w< thy xDD stay +;;w;; To hear true shwift. ^.^ Come, UwU madam, >_> wet's away, +Exeunt xDD [Montague ÚwÚ and >_> Wife]. +^-^ Ben. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 cousin. +Rom. Is x3 the day UwU so >_< young? +^-^ Ben. OwO But x3 nyew >w< stwuck nine. +Rom. uWu Ay me! >_> sad >_> houws xDD seem wong. +Was :3 that x3 my >w< fathew :3 that OwO went >w< hence UwU so fast? +^-^ Ben. ^.^ It uWu was. >_> What >_> sadnyess >_> wengthens Romeo's houws? +Rom. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD having :3 that which xDD having x3 makes them UwU showt. +^-^ Ben. ^w^ In love? +Rom. ÚwÚ Out- +^-^ Ben. Of love? +Rom. UwU Out of her ^.^ favouw :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am uWu in love. +^-^ Ben. Awas :3 that xDD wuv, UwU so ^-^ gentwe uWu in :33 his ^.^ view, +Should be UwU so tywannyous ÚwÚ and OwO wough uWu in ;;w;; pwoof! +Rom. Awas :3 that xDD wuv, x3 whose x3 view >_> is muffled still, +Should ^-^ without eyes >_> see ;;w;; pathways to :33 his will! +Whewe UwU shaww ^.^ we x3 dinye? x3 O me! >_> What >w< fway UwU was hewe? +ÚwÚ Yet tell ;;w;; me >_> nyot, fow UwU I uWu have heard >w< it all. +>_> Hewe's much to UwU do with hate, >_> but ^.^ mowe with love. +Why >w< then, x3 O brawling love! x3 O >w< woving hate! +x3 O anything, of >_< nyothing xDD fiwst cweate! +x3 O x3 heavy ^-^ wightnyess! sewious xDD vanyity! +Misshapen UwU chaos of weww-seeming UwU fowms! +Feathew of wead, uWu bwight ^.^ smoke, UwU cowd ^w^ fiwe, >w< sick health! +>_< Stiww-waking sweep, :3 that >_> is nyot >_> what >w< it >_> is +This wuv x3 feew I, :3 that x3 feew nyo wuv uWu in UwU this. +uWu Dost xDD thou nyot xDD waugh? +^-^ Ben. :3 Nyo, x3 coz, UwU I rather >_> weep. +Rom. ^-^ Good uWu heawt, uWu at UwU what? +^-^ Ben. At >w< thy ÚwÚ good heart's oppwession. +Rom. Why, xDD such >_> is love's ^.^ twansgwession. +:3 Gwiefs of >_< minye UwU own >_< wie x3 heavy uWu in x3 my UwU bweast, +>_< Which xDD thou wiwt propagate, to uWu have >w< it >w< pwest +With ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ thinye. This wuv :3 that xDD thou x3 hast OwO shown +^-^ Doth >_< add ^.^ mowe grief to ^w^ too much of >_< minye own. +Wuv >_> is :3 a >_< smoke >_> wais'd with x3 the ^.^ fume of >_> sighs; +uWu Being :3 puwg'd, :3 a fire :33 spawkwing uWu in wuvws' eyes; +uWu Being ^.^ vex'd, :3 a sea >_< nyouwish'd with wuvws' >w< teaws. +>_> What >_> is >w< it else? ^-^ A ^-^ madnyess UwU most x3 discweet, +^-^ A UwU choking x3 gaww, ÚwÚ and :3 a preserving sweet. +UwU Faweweww, x3 my :3 coz. +^-^ Ben. ;;w;; Soft! UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_> awong. +^-^ An >_> if xDD you OwO weave ;;w;; me >_> so, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me wrong. +Rom. Tut! UwU I uWu have wost >_< mysewf; UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD hewe: +This >_> is nyot ;;w;; Womeo, uWu he's x3 some othew x3 whewe. +^-^ Ben. Teww ;;w;; me uWu in xDD sadnyess, who >_> is :3 that xDD you love? +Rom. What, UwU shaww UwU I gwoan ÚwÚ and tell thee? +^-^ Ben. Gwoan? Why, ^.^ nyo; +OwO But sadwy tell ;;w;; me xDD who. +Rom. x3 Bid :3 a >w< sick x3 man uWu in >_> sadnyess >_< make :33 his :33 wiww. +xDD Ah, ;;w;; wowd :33 iww ;;w;; uwg'd to one :3 that >_> is UwU so iww! +^w^ In xDD sadnyess, OwO cousin, UwU I UwU do wuv :3 a uWu woman. +^-^ Ben. UwU I OwO aim'd UwU so nyeaw when UwU I ^-^ suppos'd xDD you >_> wov'd. +Rom. ^-^ A >w< wight ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ mawkman! xDD And ^w^ she's >w< faiw UwU I love. +^-^ Ben. ^-^ A >w< wight >w< faiw >_> mawk, >w< faiw x3 coz, >_> is ^-^ soonyest ;;w;; hit. +Rom. xDD Weww, uWu in :3 that ;;w;; hit xDD you uWu miss. OwO She'ww nyot be ;;w;; hit +With uWu Cupid's ÚwÚ awwow. :33 She hath Dian's ^w^ wit, +^.^ And, uWu in >w< stwong xDD pwoof of ÚwÚ chastity weww arm'd, +Fwom >w< Wuv's xDD weak chiwdish bow ^.^ she ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ unhawm'd. +:33 She xDD wiww nyot xDD stay x3 the ^-^ siege of >w< woving ^w^ tewms, +x3 Nyow bide x3 th' x3 encountew of ^w^ assaiwing ^w^ eyes, +x3 Nyow ^w^ ope her wap to OwO saint-seducing ;;w;; gowd. +>_< O, ^w^ she's rich uWu in ^w^ beauty; >w< onwy poor +^.^ That, when ^.^ she dies, with beauty dies her >_< stowe. +^-^ Ben. UwU Then ^.^ she hath sworn :3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww still ^w^ wive xDD chaste? +Rom. :33 She :33 hath, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that uWu spawing x3 makes >_> huge :33 waste; +For >w< beauty, ^-^ stawv'd with her sevewity, +^w^ Cuts beauty x3 off from aww postewity. +:33 She >_> is ^w^ too faiw, ^w^ too >_< wise, wisely ^w^ too faiw, +;;w;; To merit ÚwÚ bwiss ^.^ by x3 making ;;w;; me despaiw. +:33 She hath ;;w;; fowswown to xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that vow +Do UwU I ^w^ wive >_< dead :3 that ^w^ wive to tell >w< it now. +^-^ Ben. ^w^ Be wuw'd ^.^ by ;;w;; me: x3 fowget to think of her. +Rom. >_< O, >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how UwU I >_> shouwd x3 fowget to xDD think! +^-^ Ben. ^-^ By ^.^ giving ^w^ wibewty >w< unto ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. +uWu Examinye othew UwU beauties. +Rom. 'Tis x3 the uWu way +;;w;; To caww hews xDD (exquisite) uWu in ;;w;; question more. +;;w;; These ^w^ happy ^-^ masks :3 that :3 kiss >w< faiw ;;w;; wadies' brows, +uWu Being black puts >_> us uWu in ^-^ mind ;;w;; they hide x3 the >_< faiw. +>w< He :3 that >_> is stwucken ^w^ bwind ;;w;; cannyot x3 fowget +uWu The >_< pwecious treasure of :33 his :3 eyesight :3 wost. +uWu Show ;;w;; me :3 a mistwess :3 that >_> is passing faiw, +>_> What xDD doth her beauty serve >_> but >_< as :3 a ^-^ nyote +Whewe UwU I OwO may ^w^ wead who :33 pass'd :3 that passing uWu faiw? +uWu Faweweww. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot >_< teach ;;w;; me to >_> fowget. +^-^ Ben. I'll x3 pay :3 that >_< doctwinye, ow >_> ewse ^-^ die uWu in debt. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +^-^ A Stweet. + +Entew >_< Capuwet, xDD County >_< Pawis, ÚwÚ and x3 [Sewvant] ^.^ -the OwO Cwown. + +uWu Cap. OwO But ^w^ Montague >_> is bound >_< as weww >_< as I, +^w^ In penalty alike; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis nyot hawd, UwU I >_< think, +For ;;w;; men UwU so ;;w;; owd >_< as ^.^ we to >_< keep x3 the peace. +;;w;; Paw. Of ^.^ honyouwabwe reckoning OwO awe xDD you xDD both, +xDD And pity UwU 'tis xDD you liv'd uWu at ^w^ odds UwU so wong. +OwO But now, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what >_> say xDD you to x3 my suit? +uWu Cap. OwO But :3 saying ^-^ o'ew >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu said xDD befowe: +OwO My chiwd >_> is yet :3 a stwangew uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +:33 She hath nyot :3 seen x3 the change of ^.^ fouwteen uWu yeaws; +Let >w< two ^.^ mowe summers uWu withew uWu in uWu theiw >_< pwide +Ere ^.^ we OwO may think her ripe to be :3 a bride. +;;w;; Paw. ^.^ Youngew than ^.^ she OwO awe ^w^ happy mothews >_> made. +uWu Cap. xDD And ^w^ too >w< soon marr'd OwO awe UwU those UwU so early >_> made. +uWu The ^.^ eawth hath ^.^ swawwowed aww x3 my hopes >_> but ^.^ she; +:33 She >_> is x3 the hopeful uWu wady of x3 my ;;w;; eawth. +OwO But ^.^ woo hew, ^-^ gentwe >_< Pawis, get her heawt; +OwO My xDD wiww to her >_< consent >_> is >_> but :3 a part. +^-^ An ^.^ she ^-^ agwee, within her ;;w;; scope of UwU choice +Lies x3 my >_< consent ÚwÚ and >w< faiw accowding voice. +This >w< nyight UwU I howd >w< an ;;w;; owd ^.^ accustom'd OwO feast, +:33 Wheweto UwU I uWu have >w< invited UwU many :3 a :3 guest, +>w< Such >_< as UwU I love; ÚwÚ and xDD you ^-^ among x3 the store, +x3 Onye >_> mowe, UwU most ;;w;; wewcome, x3 makes x3 my ^w^ nyumbew more. +At x3 my poor ;;w;; house wook to behowd ÚwÚ this >w< nyight +ÚwÚ Eawth-tweading stars :3 that >_< make dark heaven light. +>w< Such uWu comfowt >_< as UwU do ÚwÚ wusty xDD young ;;w;; men x3 feew +x3 When weww apparell'd ;;w;; Apwiw on x3 the OwO heew +Of wimping Winter OwO tweads, even xDD such delight +>_> Among >w< fwesh >_< femawe ^-^ buds UwU shaww xDD you ÚwÚ this >w< nyight +OwO Inhewit uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ house. >w< Heaw all, aww see, +xDD And ^.^ wike her UwU most x3 whose merit UwU most UwU shaww be; +>_< Which, on ^.^ mowe x3 view of UwU many, >_> minye, ^.^ being one, +^-^ May stand uWu in number, ^w^ though uWu in weck'nying none. +^.^ Come, OwO go with x3 me. :33 [To Servant, ^.^ giving ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ papew] ^w^ Go, sirrah, +UwU twudge about +^.^ Thwough >w< faiw Vewonya; find UwU those persons x3 out +>_< Whose nyames OwO awe ÚwÚ wwitten thewe, ÚwÚ and to them say, +OwO My ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and wewcome on uWu theiw :3 pweasuwe xDD stay- +Exeunt >_< [Capuwet ÚwÚ and ^.^ Pawis]. +Serv. UwU Find them x3 out x3 whose nyames OwO awe ÚwÚ wwitten hewe? ^.^ It >_> is ÚwÚ wwitten +:3 that x3 the >w< shoemakew >_> shouwd UwU meddwe with :33 his ^.^ yawd ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ taiwow +with :33 his last, x3 the fishew with :33 his pencil ÚwÚ and x3 the paintew with +:33 his nyets; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am sent to find UwU those persons x3 whose nyames OwO awe +OwO hewe ;;w;; wwit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can >_< nyevew find >_> what nyames x3 the wwiting ÚwÚ pewson hath +OwO hewe >w< wwit. UwU I ^w^ must to x3 the ^.^ weawnyed. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good xDD time! + +Entew Benvolio ÚwÚ and ^-^ Womeo. + +^-^ Ben. Tut, ^w^ man, one fire buwns x3 out another's buwnying; +x3 Onye :33 pain >_> is wessonyed ^.^ by another's uWu anguish; +Tuwn uWu giddy, ÚwÚ and be holp ^.^ by uWu backwawd tuwnying; +x3 Onye despewate grief cures with another's uWu wanguish. +^.^ Take xDD thou x3 some x3 nyew :3 infection to >w< thy >_< eye, +xDD And x3 the rank x3 poison of x3 the ;;w;; owd xDD wiww die. +Rom. uWu Youw pwantain OwO weaf >_> is :3 excewwent fow x3 that. +^-^ Ben. For x3 what, UwU I pray thee? +Rom. For x3 youw xDD bwoken >_< shin. +^-^ Ben. Why, ;;w;; Womeo, awt xDD thou uWu mad? +Rom. ÚwÚ Nyot mad, >_> but bound ^.^ mowe than :3 a ÚwÚ madman is; +ÚwÚ Shut x3 up uWu in ^-^ Pwison, :33 kept ^-^ without x3 my ^w^ food, +:3 Whipp'd ÚwÚ and OwO towmented and- ^-^ God-den, ÚwÚ good UwU fewwow. +Serv. ^w^ God ^w^ gi' go-den. UwU I pray, ^w^ siw, ^.^ can xDD you >_< wead? +Rom. Ay, >_< minye UwU own :3 fowtunye uWu in x3 my OwO misewy. +Serv. :3 Pewhaps xDD you uWu have :33 weawnyed >w< it ^-^ without uWu book. OwO But UwU I pray, ^.^ can xDD you +^w^ wead ;;w;; anything xDD you see? +Rom. Ay, ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 wettews ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> wanguage. +Serv. ^-^ Ye >_> say honestly. xDD West xDD you merry! +Rom. Stay, fellow; UwU I ^.^ can wead. >w< He ÚwÚ weads. + +'Signyiow ^w^ Mawtinyo ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< wife ÚwÚ and xDD daughtews; +xDD County UwU Ansewmo ÚwÚ and :33 his beauteous :33 sistews; +uWu The uWu wady ^.^ widow of Vitruvio; +:33 Signyiow ^-^ Pwacentio ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ His lovely UwU nyieces; +>w< Mewcutio ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew >_> Vawentinye; +Mine :33 uncwe >_< Capuwet, :33 his :3 wife, ÚwÚ and xDD daughtews; +OwO My >w< faiw uWu nyiece ^.^ Wosawinye ÚwÚ and OwO Wivia; +:33 Signyiow >_> Vawentio ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ His xDD cousin Tybalt; +Lucio ÚwÚ and x3 the lively Hewenya.' + +xDD [Gives back x3 the paper.] ^-^ A >w< faiw ^w^ assembwy. x3 Whithew >_> shouwd ;;w;; they come? +Serv. ^.^ Up. +Rom. ^.^ Whithew? +Serv. ;;w;; To :3 suppew, to UwU ouw ÚwÚ house. +Rom. >_< Whose >_> house? +Serv. OwO My mastew's. +Rom. :33 Indeed UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have >w< ask'd xDD you :3 that befowe. +Serv. Now I'll tell xDD you ^-^ without x3 asking. OwO My >_< mastew >_> is x3 the great rich +^.^ Capuwet; ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you be nyot of x3 the ;;w;; house of ^w^ Montagues, UwU I pray come +ÚwÚ and xDD cwush :3 a >w< cup of ^.^ winye. xDD West xDD you merry! ÚwÚ Exit. +^-^ Ben. At ÚwÚ this same UwU ancient >_> feast of UwU Capuwet's +;;w;; Sups x3 the >w< faiw ^.^ Wosawinye ÚwÚ whom xDD thou UwU so lov'st; +With aww x3 the :33 admiwed beauties of Verona. +Go thithew, ÚwÚ and with unyattainted ^w^ eye +UwU Compawe her OwO face with x3 some :3 that UwU I UwU shaww show, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee think >w< thy swan :3 a >w< cwow. +Rom. x3 When x3 the devout :33 wewigion of >_< minye ^w^ eye +>_< Maintains xDD such fawsehood, xDD then turn tears to fires; +xDD And OwO these, who, often dwown'd, couwd >_< nyevew >_> die, +ÚwÚ Twanspawent heretics, be burnt fow xDD wiaws! +x3 Onye fairer than x3 my love? uWu The all-seeing sun +Nye'ew saw her >_< match xDD since xDD fiwst x3 the wowwd xDD begun. +^-^ Ben. Tut! xDD you saw her faiw, >_< nyonye >_> ewse ^.^ being UwU by, +>w< Hewsewf ^w^ pois'd with herself uWu in xDD eithew >_< eye; +OwO But uWu in :3 that >_> cwystaw scawes wet there be x3 weigh'd +uWu Youw >_> wady's wuv OwO against x3 some othew >_< maid +:33 That UwU I xDD wiww x3 show xDD you >_< shinying uWu at ÚwÚ this OwO feast, +xDD And ^.^ she UwU shaww :3 scant x3 show weww :3 that nyow ;;w;; seems >_> best. +Rom. I'll OwO go along, nyo xDD such ^.^ sight to be OwO shown, +OwO But to rejoice uWu in xDD spwendouw of x3 my own. [Exeunt.] + + + + +Scene >_> III. +UwU Capuwet's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew UwU Capuwet's >_< Wife, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. + +Wife. Nyuwse, where's x3 my daughter? ;;w;; Caww her fowth to x3 me. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my >_> maidenhead uWu at >_< twewve xDD yeaw :3 owd, +UwU I ;;w;; bade her x3 come. What, uWu wamb! >_> what ;;w;; wadybiwd! +^w^ God fowbid! :3 Whewe's ÚwÚ this :33 giww? What, :33 Juwiet! + +Entew Juliet. + +^w^ Juw. How ^.^ nyow? Who cawws? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu Youw x3 mothew. +^w^ Juw. uWu Madam, UwU I ^w^ am hewe. +>_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? +Wife. This >_> is x3 the matter- Nyuwse, UwU give OwO weave awhiwe, +We ^w^ must tawk uWu in ^.^ secwet. Nyuwse, come back again; +UwU I uWu have ^-^ wememb'wed uWu me, thou's hear UwU ouw :3 counsew. +^.^ Thou knowest x3 my ^w^ daughtew's of :3 a OwO pwetty age. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Faith, UwU I ^.^ can tell her age >w< unto >w< an hour. +Wife. >_> She's nyot :33 fouwteen. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. I'll uWu way ^.^ fouwteen of x3 my :3 teeth- +xDD And ^w^ yet, to x3 my UwU teen be >w< it spoken, UwU I uWu have >_> but fouw- +:33 She >_> is nyot :33 fouwteen. How ^-^ wong >_> is >w< it nyow +;;w;; To Lammastide? +Wife. ^-^ A fortnight ÚwÚ and >w< odd days. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Even ow :3 odd, of aww OwO days uWu in x3 the >w< yeaw, +:3 Come Lammas UwU Eve uWu at >w< nyight UwU shaww ^.^ she be :33 fouwteen. +ÚwÚ Susan ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^-^ (God xDD west aww Christian :3 souws!) +^.^ Wewe of >w< an age. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ Susan >_> is with x3 God; +:33 She UwU was ^w^ too ÚwÚ good fow x3 me. But, >_< as UwU I said, +On Lammas UwU Eve uWu at >w< nyight UwU shaww ^.^ she be fourteen; +:33 That UwU shaww uWu she, marry; UwU I remember >w< it well. +'Tis xDD since x3 the ^.^ eawthquake nyow eleven uWu yeaws; +xDD And ^.^ she UwU was x3 wean'd UwU (I >_< nyevew UwU shaww x3 fowget it), +Of aww x3 the OwO days of x3 the >w< yeaw, ;;w;; upon :3 that uWu day; +For UwU I xDD had xDD then laid >_> wowmwood to x3 my OwO dug, +^.^ Sitting uWu in x3 the sun :33 undew x3 the :33 duvhouse wall. +OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and xDD you :3 wewe xDD then uWu at Mantua. +Nyay, UwU I UwU do UwU beaw :3 a :33 bwain. But, >_< as UwU I said, +x3 When >w< it uWu did >_> taste x3 the >_> wowmwood on x3 the nipple +Of x3 my uWu dug ÚwÚ and UwU fewt >w< it x3 bittew, OwO pwetty x3 foow, +;;w;; To >_> see >w< it >w< tetchy ÚwÚ and faww x3 out with x3 the ^.^ dug! +>w< Shake, quoth x3 the dovehouse! >_< 'Twas nyo need, UwU I trow, +;;w;; To bid ;;w;; me ^w^ twudge. +xDD And xDD since :3 that time >w< it >_> is eleven years, +For xDD then ^.^ she couwd stand high-lone; x3 nyay, ^.^ by x3 th' rood, +:33 She couwd uWu have >w< wun ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waddwed aww >_> about; +For even x3 the day x3 befowe, ^.^ she broke her brow; +xDD And xDD then x3 my :33 husband ^-^ (God be with :33 his souw! +>_> 'A UwU was :3 a ^.^ mewwy >_> man) >_> took x3 up x3 the :33 chiwd. +^w^ 'Yea,' quoth xDD he, ;;w;; 'dost xDD thou faww ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^.^ face? +^.^ Thou wiwt faww uWu backwawd when xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ mowe >_> wit; +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_> nyot, OwO Juwe?' x3 and, ^.^ by x3 my :3 howidam, +uWu The OwO pwetty uWu wwetch left >_< cwying, ÚwÚ and uWu said ^-^ 'Ay.' +;;w;; To >_> see nyow >w< how :3 a xDD jest UwU shaww come about! +UwU I warrant, >w< an UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ wive :3 a thousand yeas, +UwU I >_< nyevew >_> shouwd x3 fowget :3 it. x3 'Wiwt xDD thou >_> nyot, OwO Juwe?' quoth xDD he, +^.^ And, OwO pwetty x3 foow, >w< it :3 stinted, ÚwÚ and uWu said ^-^ 'Ay.' +Wife. Enyough of UwU this. UwU I pray uWu thee howd >w< thy peace. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Yes, UwU madam. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but laugh +;;w;; To think >w< it >_> shouwd OwO weave :3 cwying ÚwÚ and >_> say ^-^ 'Ay.' +xDD And ^w^ yet, UwU I warrant, >w< it :33 bad ;;w;; upon >w< it ^w^ bwow +^-^ A :33 bump >_< as big >_< as :3 a xDD young cock'wew's stonye; +^-^ A :33 pewiwous ^w^ knyock; ÚwÚ and >w< it cried ^.^ bittewwy. +^w^ 'Yea,' quoth x3 my ^.^ husband, uWu 'faww'st ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^.^ face? +^.^ Thou wiwt faww uWu backwawd when xDD thou comest to >_> age; +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_> nyot, OwO Juwe?' ^.^ It :3 stinted, ÚwÚ and uWu said ^-^ 'Ay.' +^w^ Juw. xDD And ÚwÚ stint xDD thou :3 too, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, xDD nyuwse, >_> say ^.^ I. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu Peace, UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. ^w^ God mark uWu thee to :33 his grace! +^.^ Thou >w< wast x3 the pwettiest >w< babe :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I uWu nyuws'd. +^-^ An UwU I ^w^ might ^w^ wive to >_> see uWu thee mawwied ^w^ once, UwU I uWu have x3 my ^w^ wish. +Wife. OwO Mawwy, :3 that ^-^ 'mawwy' >_> is x3 the xDD vewy :33 theme +UwU I ^-^ came to tawk uWu of. Teww uWu me, daughter Juwiet, +How >w< stands x3 youw uWu disposition to be uWu mawwied? +^w^ Juw. ^.^ It >_> is >w< an honour :3 that UwU I dweam nyot uWu of. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ An UwU honyouw? ^.^ Wewe nyot UwU I ^.^ thinye >w< onwy xDD nyuwse, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> say xDD thou >w< hadst ^-^ suck'd ^.^ wisdom from >w< thy ^.^ teat. +Wife. xDD Weww, think of ^.^ mawwiage now. ^.^ Youngew than UwU you, +:3 Hewe uWu in Verona, ^.^ wadies of esteem, +^w^ Awe UwU made xDD awweady mothers. ^-^ By x3 my ÚwÚ count, +UwU I UwU was x3 youw mothew much ;;w;; upon these years +:33 That xDD you OwO awe nyow :3 a ^-^ maid. ^-^ Thus xDD then uWu in UwU bwief: +uWu The uWu vawiant Paris >_> seeks xDD you fow :33 his love. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ A ^w^ man, xDD young :33 wady! UwU wady, xDD such :3 a x3 man +;;w;; As aww x3 the world- >w< why uWu he's :3 a x3 man of ^w^ wax. +Wife. ;;w;; Vewonya's ^-^ summew hath nyot xDD such :3 a >_< fwowew. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Nyay, uWu he's :3 a x3 fwowew, uWu in ^-^ faith- :3 a xDD vewy >_< fwowew. +Wife. >_> What >_> say you? UwU Can xDD you wuv x3 the gentleman? +This >w< nyight xDD you UwU shaww behowd ^.^ him uWu at UwU ouw x3 feast. +xDD Wead ^-^ o'ew x3 the >_< vowume of xDD young >_> Pawis' >w< face, +xDD And find delight ^-^ wwit there with beauty's ^.^ pen; +uWu Examinye every mawwied winyeament, +xDD And >_> see >w< how one anyothew wends content; +xDD And >_> what ^w^ obscuw'd uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< faiw >_< vowume wies +UwU Find ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in x3 the uWu mawgent of :33 his ^w^ eyes, +This >_< pwecious ^w^ book of xDD wuv, ÚwÚ this ;;w;; unbound ^.^ wuvw, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ beautify ^.^ him >w< onwy lacks :3 a ÚwÚ cuvw. +uWu The :33 fish ;;w;; wives uWu in x3 the :33 sea, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis much >_< pwide +For >w< faiw ^-^ without x3 the >w< faiw within to :33 hide. +:33 That ^w^ book uWu in OwO many's eyes xDD doth share x3 the xDD gwowy, +:33 That uWu in gowd ;;w;; cwasps locks uWu in x3 the golden >w< stowy; +^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you share aww :3 that ^.^ he xDD doth :33 possess, +^-^ By xDD having ^.^ him x3 making >_> youwsewf nyo :3 wess. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. No wess? Nyay, >_< biggew! UwU Women gwow ^.^ by ;;w;; men +Wife. ^w^ Speak bwiefwy, ^.^ can xDD you ^.^ wike of >_> Pawis' love? +^w^ Juw. I'll wook to :3 wike, >_> if ^w^ wooking UwU wiking move; +OwO But nyo ^.^ mowe >_> deep xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ endawt >_< minye ^w^ eye +Than x3 youw >_< consent ;;w;; gives ÚwÚ stwength to >_< make >w< it fwy. + +Entew Servingman. + +Serv. uWu Madam, x3 the ;;w;; guests OwO awe come, OwO suppew sewv'd up, xDD you ;;w;; caww'd, x3 my +xDD young uWu wady >w< ask'd for, x3 the nyuwse curs'd uWu in x3 the pantwy, ÚwÚ and +evewything uWu in extwemity. UwU I ^w^ must >w< hence to >_> wait. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you +;;w;; fowwow stwaight. +Wife. We ;;w;; fowwow thee. uWu Exit ^.^ [Sewvingman]. +Juwiet, x3 the xDD County :33 stays. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^w^ Go, OwO giww, >_> seek ^w^ happy :33 nyights to ^w^ happy days. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +^-^ A :33 stweet. + +Entew ;;w;; Womeo, Mewcutio, ÚwÚ Benvowio, with five ow six othew Maskers; Towchbeawews. + +Rom. What, UwU shaww ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ speech be ^-^ spoke fow UwU ouw OwO excuse? +:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we on ^-^ without ^w^ apowogy? +^-^ Ben. uWu The uWu date >_> is x3 out of xDD such x3 pwowixity. +^-^ We'ww uWu have nyo x3 Cupid >_> hoodwink'd with :3 a OwO scawf, +ÚwÚ Beawing :3 a Tawtaw's painted bow of ;;w;; wath, +:33 Scawing x3 the ^.^ wadies ^.^ wike :3 a cwowkeepew; +x3 Nyow nyo :3 without-book :33 pwowogue, ^w^ faintwy ^-^ spoke +>w< Aftew x3 the ^.^ pwomptew, fow UwU ouw >_< entwance; +But, wet them UwU measuwe >_> us ^.^ by >_> what ;;w;; they :33 wiww, +^-^ We'ww UwU measuwe them :3 a uWu measuwe, ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; gonye. +Rom. Give ;;w;; me :3 a torch. UwU I ^w^ am nyot fow ÚwÚ this ambwing. +uWu Being >_> but >_< heavy, UwU I xDD wiww UwU beaw x3 the light. +Mew. Nyay, ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Womeo, ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu have xDD you >_< dance. +Rom. ÚwÚ Nyot I, ^-^ bewieve x3 me. >_> You uWu have UwU dancing xDD shoes +With >_< nyimbwe OwO sowes; UwU I uWu have :3 a :3 souw of lead +^w^ So >_> stakes ;;w;; me to x3 the x3 gwound UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; muv. +Mew. >_> You OwO awe :3 a wuvw. :33 Bowwow uWu Cupid's x3 wings +xDD And UwU soaw with them :33 abuv :3 a ^w^ common UwU bound. +Rom. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ^w^ sowe ^.^ enpiewced with :33 his >w< shaft +;;w;; To UwU soaw with :33 his >w< wight >_< feathews; ÚwÚ and UwU so bound +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot bound :3 a ^w^ pitch :33 abuv dull woe. +;;w;; Undew love's x3 heavy >_< buwthen UwU do UwU I :3 sink. +Mew. ^.^ And, to sink uWu in :33 it, >_> shouwd xDD you >_< buwthen ;;w;; wuv- +Too great oppwession fow :3 a xDD tendew >_> thing. +Rom. Is wuv :3 a xDD tendew ;;w;; thing? ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too wough, +Too OwO wude, ^w^ too ^.^ boist'wous, ÚwÚ and >w< it uWu pwicks ^.^ wike x3 thown. +Mew. ;;w;; If wuv be OwO wough with UwU you, be OwO wough with love. +Pwick wuv fow uWu pwicking, ÚwÚ and xDD you xDD beat wuv down. +Give ;;w;; me :3 a case to put x3 my >w< visage ^.^ in. +^-^ A ;;w;; visow fow :3 a visor! >_> What :3 cawe UwU I +>_> What curious ^w^ eye xDD doth quote deformities? +:3 Hewe OwO awe x3 the >w< beetwe ^w^ bwows UwU shaww bwush fow x3 me. +^-^ Ben. ^.^ Come, :3 knyock ÚwÚ and ;;w;; entew; ÚwÚ and nyo :33 soonyew uWu in +OwO But every x3 man betake ^.^ him to :33 his wegs. +Rom. ^-^ A :33 towch fow me! Let wantons >w< wight of >_< heawt +Tickle x3 the senseless wushes with uWu theiw heews; +For UwU I ^w^ am pwuvwb'd with :3 a >_> gwandsiwe uWu phwase, +I'll be :3 a candwe-howdew ÚwÚ and wook xDD on; +uWu The game UwU was ^w^ nye'ew UwU so faiw, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ donye. +Mew. Tut! ^w^ dun's x3 the >_< mouse, x3 the constabwe's UwU own word! +;;w;; If xDD thou awt ^.^ Dun, we'll dwaw uWu thee from x3 the miwe +Of ÚwÚ this sir-reverence xDD wuv, wherein xDD thou >w< stick'st +Up to x3 the ears. ^.^ Come, ^.^ we buwn daylight, ho! +Rom. Nyay, ^w^ that's nyot :3 so. +Mew. UwU I mean, ^w^ siw, uWu in deway +We uWu waste UwU ouw wights uWu in vain, ^.^ wike >w< wamps ^.^ by x3 day. +^.^ Take UwU ouw ÚwÚ good meanying, fow UwU ouw ^w^ judgment >_> sits +:3 Five times uWu in :3 that ere >_> once uWu in UwU ouw five wits. +Rom. xDD And ^.^ we >_> mean weww, uWu in x3 going to ÚwÚ this xDD masque; +OwO But UwU 'tis nyo wit to ÚwÚ go. +Mew. Why, OwO may one ask? +Rom. UwU I dweamt :3 a dweam to-night. +Mew. xDD And UwU so uWu did ^.^ I. +Rom. xDD Weww, >_> what UwU was x3 youws? +Mew. :33 That dweamews often xDD wie. +Rom. ^w^ In x3 bed ^-^ asweep, OwO whiwe ;;w;; they UwU do dweam ^.^ things true. +Mew. >_< O, xDD then UwU I >_> see xDD Queen UwU Mab hath :33 been with OwO you. +:33 She >_> is x3 the >w< faiwies' x3 midwife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she x3 comes +^w^ In xDD shape nyo ;;w;; biggew than >w< an OwO agate stone +On x3 the forefinger of >w< an >_> awdewman, +Drawn with :3 a ÚwÚ team of xDD wittwe >_> atomies +Athwart men's :33 nyoses >_< as ;;w;; they >_< wie x3 asweep; +:3 Hew >w< wagon ^-^ spokes UwU made of ^-^ wong spinners' ^.^ wegs, +uWu The cover, of x3 the x3 wings of >_< gwasshoppews; +:3 Hew ^-^ twaces, of x3 the xDD smawwest spidew's :3 web; +:3 Hew cowwaws, of x3 the moonshine's ^.^ wat'wy OwO beams; +:3 Hew >_< whip, of cricket's bone; x3 the ÚwÚ wash, of ;;w;; fiwm; +:3 Hew ;;w;; wagonyew, :3 a UwU smaww gwey-coated gnat, +ÚwÚ Nyot half UwU so big >_< as :3 a ;;w;; wound xDD wittwe :33 wowm +:3 Pwick'd from x3 the lazy finger of :3 a >_> maid; +:3 Hew uWu chawiot >_> is >w< an :33 empty x3 hazewnyut, +Made ^.^ by x3 the joinyew >w< squiwwew ow ;;w;; owd >_< gwub, +^-^ Time x3 out ^.^ o' ^-^ mind x3 the >w< faiwies' coachmakews. +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< state ^.^ she 'gallops >w< nyight ^.^ by >w< nyight +^.^ Thwough wuvws' uWu bwains, ÚwÚ and xDD then ;;w;; they dweam of love; +^w^ O'ew ^-^ couwtiews' uWu knyees, :3 that dweam on >_< cuwsies >_< stwaight; +^w^ O'ew OwO wawyews' ^-^ fingews, who ^w^ stwaight dweam on OwO fees; +^w^ O'ew ;;w;; wadies' :3 wips, who ^w^ stwaight on ^-^ kisses x3 dweam, +>_< Which ;;w;; oft x3 the angry UwU Mab with blisters pwagues, +>_< Because uWu theiw uWu bweaths with x3 sweetmeats xDD tainted x3 awe. +:3 Sometime ^.^ she gallops ^-^ o'ew :3 a x3 couwtiew's nose, +xDD And xDD then x3 dweams ^.^ he of smewwing x3 out :3 a x3 suit; +xDD And ÚwÚ sometime x3 comes ^.^ she with :3 a ^-^ tithe-pig's :33 taiw +:33 Tickwing :3 a parson's x3 nyose >_< as xDD 'a wies ^-^ asweep, +UwU Then x3 dweams ^.^ he of anyothew ÚwÚ benyefice. +Sometimes ^.^ she ÚwÚ dwiveth ^-^ o'ew :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's neck, +xDD And xDD then x3 dweams ^.^ he of >_< cutting :33 foweign ;;w;; thwoats, +Of ^w^ bweaches, ^w^ ambuscadoes, OwO Spanyish ;;w;; bwades, +Of :33 heawths five >w< fadom >_> deep; ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 anyon +:33 Dwums uWu in :33 his eaw, uWu at which ^.^ he starts ÚwÚ and wakes, +xDD And ^.^ being OwO thus frighted, ÚwÚ sweaws :3 a :3 pwayew ow >w< two +xDD And sweeps ;;w;; again. This >_> is :3 that xDD vewy UwU Mab +:33 That plats x3 the xDD manyes of :3 howses uWu in x3 the >w< nyight +xDD And bakes x3 the ÚwÚ ewfwocks uWu in fouw swuttish, hairs, +>_< Which >_> once ^.^ untangwed much OwO misfowtunye UwU bodes +This >_> is x3 the >_> hag, when ^w^ maids >_< wie on uWu theiw backs, +:33 That ;;w;; pwesses them ÚwÚ and learns them xDD fiwst to >_> beaw, +^.^ Making them x3 women of ÚwÚ good *twerks* cawwiage. +This >_> is she- +Rom. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, Mewcutio, peace! +^.^ Thou >_> tawk'st of OwO nyothing. +Mew. >_< Twue, UwU I tawk of >w< dweams; +>_< Which OwO awe x3 the x3 chiwdwen of >w< an idle :3 bwain, +ÚwÚ Begot of >_< nyothing >_> but :33 vain ÚwÚ fantasy; +>_< Which >_> is >_< as >_< thin of ÚwÚ substance >_< as x3 the air, +xDD And ^.^ mowe inconstant than x3 the ;;w;; wind, who >_> wooes +Even nyow x3 the uWu fwozen ^w^ bosom of x3 the UwU Nyowth +^.^ And, ^.^ being anger'd, puffs OwO away from thence, +UwU Tuwnying :33 his OwO face to x3 the >_> dew-dwopping uWu South. +^-^ Ben. This wind xDD you tawk of ^w^ bwows >_> us from uWu ouwsewves. +Supper >_> is :33 donye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we UwU shaww come ^w^ too UwU wate. +Rom. UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ too >w< eawwy; fow x3 my ^-^ mind misgives +;;w;; Some uWu consequence, yet >_< hanging uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ staws, +Shall bittewwy x3 begin :33 his x3 feawfuw uWu date +With ÚwÚ this night's :3 wevews ÚwÚ and expire x3 the term +Of :3 a :3 despised :3 wife, ^w^ cwos'd uWu in x3 my UwU bweast, +^-^ By x3 some ^-^ viwe forfeit of untimely death. +OwO But ^.^ he :3 that hath x3 the x3 steewage of x3 my course +OwO Diwect x3 my OwO saiw! ÚwÚ On, ÚwÚ wusty gentlemen! +^-^ Ben. UwU Stwike, dwum. +^-^ They :33 mawch about x3 the stage. [Exeunt.] + + + + +Scene V. +UwU Capuwet's ÚwÚ house. + +^.^ Sewvingmen come fowth with napkins. + +:3 1. Serv. :3 Whewe's ÚwÚ Potpan, :3 that ^.^ he helps nyot to OwO take ÚwÚ away? +>w< He OwO shift :3 a ;;w;; twenchew! ^.^ he scrape :3 a ;;w;; twenchew! +uWu 2. Serv. x3 When ÚwÚ good ^w^ mannyews UwU shaww >_< wie aww uWu in one ow >w< two men's ^.^ hands, +ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they unwash'd :3 too, UwU 'tis :3 a fouw >_> thing. +:3 1. Serv. UwU Away with x3 the join-stoows, remove x3 the >w< couwt-cubbewt, wook +to x3 the :33 pwate. ^-^ Good UwU thou, :3 save ;;w;; me :3 a ^.^ piece of ÚwÚ mawchpanye x3 and, >_< as +xDD thou loves uWu me, wet x3 the powtew wet uWu in ÚwÚ Susan >w< Gwindstonye ÚwÚ and ^.^ Nyeww. +Anthony, ÚwÚ and :3 Potpan! +uWu 2. Serv. Ay, ^-^ boy, weady. +:3 1. Serv. >_> You OwO awe >_> wook'd fow ÚwÚ and ^w^ caww'd for, >w< ask'd fow ÚwÚ and >_< sought +for, uWu in x3 the great ^.^ chambew. +>w< 3. Serv. We ;;w;; cannyot be OwO hewe ÚwÚ and there UwU too. >_< Cheewwy, :33 boys! +^w^ Be bwisk awhiwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the longer wivew OwO take all. :33 Exeunt. + +Entew x3 the ^w^ Maskews, OwO Entew, ^w^ [with :3 Sewvants,] >_< Capuwet, :33 his >_< Wife, +Juwiet, uWu Tybawt, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the x3 Guests +ÚwÚ and Gentwewomen to x3 the UwU Maskews. + +uWu Cap. Welcome, gentlemen! Wadies :3 that uWu have uWu theiw OwO toes +:33 Unpwagu'd with ÚwÚ cowns xDD wiww uWu have :3 a uWu bout with OwO you. +Ah ha, x3 my >_> mistwesses! which of xDD you aww +Will nyow UwU deny to ;;w;; dance? :33 She :3 that x3 makes >_> dainty, +:33 She I'll >_< sweaw hath cowns. ^w^ Am UwU I come nyeaw OwO ye ^.^ nyow? +Welcome, gentlemen! UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the day +:33 That UwU I uWu have wown :3 a ;;w;; visow ÚwÚ and couwd tell +^-^ A x3 whispewing xDD tawe uWu in :3 a >w< faiw >_> wady's eaw, +>w< Such >_< as ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ pwease. 'Tis >w< gonye, UwU 'tis >w< gonye, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ gonye! +>_> You OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, gentlemen! ^.^ Come, uWu musicians, play. +^-^ A :3 haww, :3 a hall! UwU give OwO woom! ÚwÚ and :33 foot :33 it, girls. +Music pways, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_< dance. +uWu Mowe wight, xDD you :33 knyaves! ÚwÚ and turn x3 the :33 tabwes up, +xDD And quench x3 the ^w^ fiwe, x3 the >_> woom >_> is grown ^w^ too xDD hot. +xDD Ah, sirrah, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ unwook'd-fow spowt x3 comes well. +Nyay, ^.^ sit, x3 nyay, ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin >_< Capuwet, +For xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe x3 past UwU ouw UwU dancing days. +How ^-^ wong :3 is't nyow xDD since >w< wast >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and UwU I +^.^ Wewe uWu in :3 a mask? +uWu 2. uWu Cap. xDD By'w Lady, ;;w;; thiwty years. +uWu Cap. What, man? 'Tis nyot UwU so ÚwÚ much, UwU 'tis nyot UwU so x3 much! +'Tis xDD since x3 the >w< nyuptiaw of ;;w;; Wucentio, +:3 Come OwO Pentecost >_< as quickly >_< as >w< it :33 wiww, +;;w;; Some ^-^ five-and-twenty years, ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ we ^.^ mask'd. +uWu 2. uWu Cap. 'Tis >_> mowe, UwU 'tis uWu mowe! ÚwÚ His >_< son >_> is ^.^ ewdew, siw; +ÚwÚ His >_< son >_> is xDD thiwty. +uWu Cap. Will xDD you tell ;;w;; me ^-^ that? +ÚwÚ His >_< son UwU was >_> but :3 a ward >w< two years ago. +Rom. >_> [to :3 a OwO Sewvingman] >_> What >_> wady's :3 that, which xDD doth enrich x3 the uWu hand +Of yonder knyight? +Serv. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, sir. +Rom. >_< O, ^.^ she xDD doth >_< teach x3 the torches to buwn bwight! +^.^ It ;;w;; seems ^.^ she uWu hangs ;;w;; upon x3 the >_< cheek of >w< nyight +Wike :3 a rich jewel uWu in >w< an Ethiop's ;;w;; eaw- +^w^ Beauty ^w^ too rich fow ^.^ use, fow ^.^ eawth ^w^ too dear! +^w^ So >_< shows :3 a ;;w;; snyowy ^-^ duv ^-^ twooping with >_< cwows +;;w;; As yonder uWu wady ^-^ o'ew her ^w^ fewwows shows. +uWu The UwU measuwe :33 donye, I'll ;;w;; watch her :33 pwace of stand +^.^ And, ^-^ touching ÚwÚ hews, >_< make blessed x3 my wude >w< hand. +Did x3 my >_< heawt wuv >w< tiww ^.^ nyow? Forswear :33 it, ;;w;; sight! +For UwU I ^w^ nye'ew saw true beauty >w< tiww ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. +Tyb. >w< This, ^.^ by :33 his voice, >_> shouwd be :3 a >_> Montague. +^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me x3 my wapiew, uWu boy. What, x3 dawes x3 the ;;w;; swave +:3 Come hithew, cover'd with >w< an ^.^ antic >w< face, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ fweew ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown uWu at UwU ouw ^w^ sowemnyity? +>_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the stock ÚwÚ and honour of x3 my kin, +;;w;; To strike ^.^ him >_< dead UwU I howd >w< it nyot :3 a >_< sin. +uWu Cap. Why, >w< how now, ÚwÚ kinsman? ÚwÚ Whewefowe x3 stowm xDD you so? +Tyb. >_> Uncwe, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a >_< Montague, UwU ouw >_< foe; +^-^ A villain, :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ hithew come uWu in x3 spite +;;w;; To ^w^ scown uWu at UwU ouw solemnity ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. +uWu Cap. Young >_< Womeo >_> is :33 it? +Tyb. 'Tis xDD he, :3 that viwwain ^-^ Womeo. +uWu Cap. ^.^ Content ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe x3 coz, wet ^.^ him >_< awonye. +>_> 'A bears ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a portly gentweman, +^.^ And, to >_> say truth, Vewonya brags of ^.^ him +;;w;; To be :3 a virtuous ÚwÚ and well-govern'd >_< youth. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow x3 the weawth of aww ÚwÚ this :33 town +:3 Hewe uWu in x3 my ;;w;; house UwU do ^.^ him disparagement. +Therefore be *giggles shyly* patient, OwO take nyo ^-^ nyote of ^.^ him. +^.^ It >_> is x3 my :33 wiww; x3 the which >_> if xDD thou wespect, +uWu Show :3 a >w< faiw x3 pwesence ÚwÚ and put x3 off these ÚwÚ fwowns, +^-^ An iww-beseeming ÚwÚ sembwance fow :3 a x3 feast. +Tyb. ^.^ It ^w^ fits when xDD such :3 a viwwain >_> is :3 a :33 guest. +I'll nyot OwO enduwe ^.^ him. +uWu Cap. >w< He UwU shaww be endur'd. +What, ^.^ goodman boy? UwU I >_> say ^.^ he >_< shaww. Go ÚwÚ to! +^w^ Am UwU I x3 the >_< mastew UwU hewe, ow you? Go ÚwÚ to! +You'll nyot OwO enduwe him? ^w^ God UwU shaww mend x3 my souw! +You'll >_< make :3 a mutiny ^-^ among x3 my >w< guests! +>_> You xDD wiww uWu set OwO cock-a-hoop! you'ww be x3 the ;;w;; man! +Tyb. Why, uWu uncwe, UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; shame. +uWu Cap. Go ^.^ to, OwO go ÚwÚ to! +>_> You OwO awe :3 a ^w^ saucy uWu boy. ^-^ Is't >_> so, >_< indeed? +This twick OwO may chance to ÚwÚ scathe OwO you. UwU I ^.^ knyow what. +>_> You ^w^ must :33 contwawy me! OwO Mawwy, UwU 'tis >_> time.- +Weww said, x3 my heawts!- >_> You OwO awe :3 a >_< pwincox- :3 go! +^w^ Be ^w^ quiet, xDD ow- uWu Mowe wight, ^.^ mowe light!- For x3 shame! +I'll >_< make xDD you ^.^ quiet; UwU what!- >_< Cheewwy, x3 my ÚwÚ heawts! +Tyb. ;;w;; Patience ^.^ pewfowce with ^.^ wiwfuw ^.^ chowew meeting +:3 Makes x3 my >w< fwesh :3 twembwe uWu in uWu theiw different ^.^ gweeting. +UwU I xDD wiww :3 withdwaw; >_> but ÚwÚ this intwusion UwU shaww, +Now ÚwÚ seeming sweet, convert to ^w^ bitt'west xDD gaww. ÚwÚ Exit. +Rom. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu pwofanye with x3 my UwU unwowthiest uWu hand +This >w< howy shwinye, x3 the ^-^ gentwe OwO finye >_> is :33 this: +OwO My :3 wips, >w< two ;;w;; bwushing UwU piwgwims, ready stand +;;w;; To x3 smooth :3 that OwO wough :33 touch with :3 a xDD tendew >w< kiss. +^w^ Juw. ^-^ Good :3 piwgwim, xDD you UwU do wrong x3 youw uWu hand ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, +>_< Which >w< mannyewwy xDD devotion >_< shows uWu in >_< this; +For ^-^ saints uWu have ^.^ hands :3 that pilgrims' ^.^ hands UwU do xDD touch, +xDD And ^.^ pawm to ^.^ pawm >_> is >w< howy ^-^ pawmews' >w< kiss. +Rom. :3 Have nyot ^-^ saints :3 wips, ÚwÚ and >w< howy pawmews xDD too? +^w^ Juw. Ay, :3 piwgwim, lips :3 that ;;w;; they ^w^ must use uWu in pray'r. +Rom. >_< O, >w< then, uWu deaw UwU saint, wet lips UwU do >_> what ^.^ hands :33 do! +^-^ They ^w^ pway; gwant UwU thou, xDD west :33 faith turn to despaiw. +^w^ Juw. Saints UwU do nyot x3 muv, ^w^ though gwant fow >w< pwayews' sake. +Rom. UwU Then move nyot OwO whiwe x3 my prayer's ^w^ effect UwU I >_< take. +^-^ Thus from x3 my :3 wips, ^.^ by ^.^ thinye x3 my x3 sin >_> is xDD puwg'd. ^.^ [Kisses >_< hew.] +^w^ Juw. UwU Then uWu have x3 my lips x3 the x3 sin :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have UwU took. +Rom. Sin from x3 my wips? x3 O trespass sweetly >_< uwg'd! +Give ;;w;; me x3 my x3 sin ;;w;; again. ^.^ [Kisses >_< hew.] +^w^ Juw. >_> You :3 kiss ^.^ by x3 th' uWu book. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu Madam, x3 youw mothew cwaves :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +Rom. >_> What >_> is her mothew? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ bachewow, +:3 Hew mothew >_> is x3 the uWu wady of x3 the ÚwÚ house. +xDD And :3 a ÚwÚ good UwU wady, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu wise ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous. +UwU I nurs'd her daughter :3 that xDD you ^w^ tawk'd uWu withaw. +UwU I tell UwU you, ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ can uWu way howd of her +Shall uWu have x3 the ;;w;; chinks. +Rom. Is ^.^ she :3 a Capulet? +x3 O uWu deaw ÚwÚ account! x3 my >w< wife >_> is x3 my OwO foe's debt. +^-^ Ben. :33 Away, be xDD gonye; x3 the spowt >_> is uWu at x3 the >_> best. +Rom. Ay, UwU so UwU I x3 feaw; x3 the ^.^ mowe >_> is x3 my ^w^ unwest. +uWu Cap. Nyay, xDD gentwemen, >_> pwepawe nyot to be xDD gonye; +We uWu have :3 a ^w^ twifwing >_< foowish :33 banquet towards. +Is >w< it ^w^ e'en so? Why >w< then, UwU I >_> thank xDD you all. +UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD honyest >_< gentwemen. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. +uWu Mowe torches here! UwU [Exeunt x3 Maskews.] :3 Come on >w< then, >_> wet's to :3 bed. +xDD Ah, sirrah, ^.^ by x3 my fay, >w< it ^.^ waxes late; +I'll to x3 my rest. +Exeunt [all >_> but Juwiet ÚwÚ and uWu Nyuwse]. +^w^ Juw. :3 Come hithew, nurse. >_> What >_> is :33 yond gentleman? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu The >_< son ÚwÚ and heir of ;;w;; owd :33 Tibewio. +^w^ Juw. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that nyow >_> is x3 going x3 out of doow? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. OwO Mawwy, :3 that, UwU I >_< think, be xDD young xDD Petwuchio. +^w^ Juw. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that xDD fowwows thewe, :3 that ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; dance? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +^w^ Juw. Go ^w^ ask :33 his nyame.- ;;w;; If ^.^ he be >w< mawwied, +OwO My :3 gwave >_> is ^.^ wike to be x3 my ÚwÚ wedding :3 bed. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ÚwÚ His xDD nyame >_> is ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< Montague, +uWu The >w< onwy >_< son of x3 youw great enemy. +^w^ Juw. OwO My >w< onwy xDD wuv, sprung from x3 my >w< onwy hate! +Too early :3 seen uWu unknyown, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyown ^w^ too uWu wate! +>_< Pwodigious birth of wuv >w< it >_> is to ;;w;; me +:33 That UwU I ^w^ must wuv :3 a >_< woathed enemy. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 What's :3 this? UwU what's :3 this? +^w^ Juw. ^-^ A ^-^ whyme UwU I ^w^ weawnt even nyow +Of one UwU I UwU danc'd uWu withaw. +x3 Onye ;;w;; cawws :33 within, 'Juliet.' +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ;;w;; Anyon, :33 anyon! +^.^ Come, >_> wet's :3 away; x3 the stwangews aww OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. :33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +PROLOGUE + +Entew ^.^ Chowus. + +Chor. Now ;;w;; owd ^.^ desiwe xDD doth uWu in :33 his UwU deathbed wie, +xDD And xDD young :3 affection xDD gapes to be :33 his heir; +:33 That >w< faiw fow which wuv gwoan'd fow ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >_> die, +With xDD tendew Juwiet >w< match'd, >_> is nyow nyot >_< faiw. +Now >_< Womeo >_> is bewov'd, ÚwÚ and loves OwO again, +Alike >w< bewitched ^.^ by x3 the >_> chawm of looks; +OwO But to :33 his foe ^-^ suppos'd ^.^ he ^w^ must >_< compwain, +xDD And ^.^ she ^.^ steaw love's x3 sweet x3 bait from x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ hooks. +uWu Being hewd :3 a x3 foe, ^.^ he OwO may nyot uWu have x3 access +;;w;; To ;;w;; bweathe xDD such x3 vows >_< as ^w^ wuvws use to x3 sweaw, +xDD And ^.^ she >_< as much uWu in xDD wuv, her means much less +;;w;; To :3 meet her x3 nyew beloved ;;w;; anywhewe; +OwO But passion wends them x3 powew, time >_< means, to ^w^ meet, +xDD Temp'wing >_< extwemities with extweme sweet. +ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. +^-^ A ^w^ wanye ^.^ by x3 the waww of UwU Capuwet's ^-^ owchawd. + +Entew >_< Womeo >_< awonye. + +Rom. UwU Can UwU I OwO go forward when x3 my >_< heawt >_> is hewe? +Tuwn back, dull earth, ÚwÚ and find >w< thy centwe OwO out. +xDD [Cwimbs x3 the waww ÚwÚ and weaps down within x3 it.] + +Entew Benvolio with >_< Mewcutio. + +^-^ Ben. ÚwÚ Womeo! x3 my xDD cousin ÚwÚ Womeo! ÚwÚ Womeo! +Mew. >w< He >_> is >_< wise, +^.^ And, on x3 my :3 wife, hath :3 stow'n ^.^ him ^.^ home to :3 bed. +^-^ Ben. >w< He wan ÚwÚ this :3 way, ÚwÚ and uWu weapt ÚwÚ this orchard wall. +Caww, ÚwÚ good >_< Mewcutio. +Mew. Nyay, I'll x3 conjuwe UwU too. +ÚwÚ Womeo! humouws! >_> madman! passion! >w< wuvw! +Appear xDD thou uWu in x3 the xDD wikenyess of :3 a >_< sigh; +^w^ Speak >_> but one ^-^ whyme, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ satisfied! +Cwy >_> but ÚwÚ 'Ay UwU me!' pwonyounce >_> but 'love' ÚwÚ and 'dove'; +^w^ Speak to x3 my ^.^ gossip :3 Venyus one >w< faiw word, +x3 Onye >_> nyicknyame fow her xDD puwbwind >_< son ÚwÚ and heiw, +Young Adam Cupid, ^.^ he :3 that UwU shot UwU so ÚwÚ twim +x3 When ^w^ King ^.^ Cophetua :3 wov'd x3 the beggar x3 maid! +>w< He OwO heaweth >_> nyot, ^.^ he stiwweth >_> nyot, be :33 muvth x3 nyot; +uWu The ^w^ ape >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must x3 conjuwe ^.^ him. +UwU I x3 conjuwe uWu thee ^.^ by ^-^ Wosawinye's uWu bwight :3 eyes. +^-^ By her xDD high forehead ÚwÚ and her x3 scawwet x3 wip, +^-^ By her OwO finye xDD foot, ^w^ stwaight ^-^ weg, ÚwÚ and UwU quivewing >w< thigh, +xDD And x3 the ^.^ demesnyes :3 that there adjacent wie, +:33 That uWu in >w< thy xDD wikenyess xDD thou appeaw to ÚwÚ us! +^-^ Ben. ^-^ An >_> if ^.^ he hear ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou wiwt ÚwÚ angew ^.^ him. +Mew. This ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ angew ^.^ him. ;;w;; 'Twouwd ÚwÚ angew ^.^ him +;;w;; To >w< waise :3 a ^w^ spiwit uWu in :33 his >_< mistwess' xDD ciwcwe +Of x3 some ;;w;; stwange nyatuwe, wetting >w< it there stand +Tiww ^.^ she xDD had laid >w< it ÚwÚ and ^w^ conjuw'd >w< it down. +:33 That :3 wewe x3 some spite; x3 my invocation +Is >w< faiw ÚwÚ and honest: uWu in :33 his >_< mistwess' :33 nyame, +UwU I x3 conjuwe >w< onwy >_> but to >w< waise x3 up ^.^ him. +^-^ Ben. ^.^ Come, ^.^ he hath >_< hid >_< himsewf ^-^ among these trees +;;w;; To be ^w^ consowted with x3 the humorous OwO nyight. +:3 Bwind >_> is :33 his wuv ÚwÚ and best befits x3 the OwO dawk. +Mew. ;;w;; If wuv be ÚwÚ bwind, wuv ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; hit x3 the >w< mawk. +Now xDD wiww ^.^ he sit :33 undew :3 a medwaw twee +xDD And ÚwÚ wish :33 his mistwess :3 wewe :3 that uWu kind of ^w^ fwuit +;;w;; As ^w^ maids caww medwaws when ;;w;; they laugh >_< awonye. +>_< O, ;;w;; Womeo, :3 that ^.^ she uWu wewe, x3 O :3 that ^.^ she :3 wewe +^-^ An open ^w^ et >_> cetewa, xDD thou :3 a pop'rin ^.^ peaw! +;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. I'll to x3 my truckle-bed; +This fiewd-bed >_> is ^w^ too UwU cowd fow ;;w;; me to OwO sweep. +^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< go? +^-^ Ben. Go >w< then, fow UwU 'tis uWu in :33 vain +uWu 'To >_> seek ^.^ him OwO hewe :3 that means nyot to be uWu found. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +UwU Capuwet's ^-^ owchawd. + +Entew ^-^ Womeo. + +Rom. >w< He jests uWu at xDD scaws :3 that >_< nyevew UwU fewt :3 a wound. + +Entew Juwiet :33 abuv uWu at :3 a :3 window. + +OwO But xDD soft! >_> What >w< wight ^w^ thwough yonder window bweaks? +^.^ It >_> is x3 the East, ÚwÚ and Juwiet >_> is x3 the >_< sun! +Awise, >w< faiw sun, ÚwÚ and OwO kiww x3 the envious ;;w;; moon, +Who >_> is xDD awweady >w< sick ÚwÚ and pawe with grief +:33 That xDD thou her >_< maid awt uWu faw ^.^ mowe >w< faiw than ^w^ she. +^w^ Be nyot her ;;w;; maid, xDD since ^.^ she >_> is >_< envious. +:3 Hew :33 vestaw :33 wivewy >_> is >_> but >w< sick ÚwÚ and xDD gween, +xDD And >_< nyonye >_> but foows UwU do ^-^ weaw :3 it. ;;w;; Cast >w< it off. +^.^ It >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wady; >_< O, >w< it >_> is x3 my love! +x3 O :3 that ^.^ she UwU knyew ^.^ she were! +:33 She speaks, yet ^.^ she ;;w;; says OwO nyothing. >_> What of ^-^ that? +:3 Hew ^w^ eye discouwses; UwU I xDD wiww answew :3 it. +UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ^.^ bowd; UwU 'tis nyot to ;;w;; me ^.^ she speaks. +Two of x3 the >_> faiwest stars uWu in aww x3 the ^.^ heaven, +>_> Having x3 some business, UwU do entweat her eyes +;;w;; To >_< twinkwe uWu in uWu theiw spheres >w< tiww ;;w;; they wetuwn. +>_> What >_> if her eyes :3 wewe thewe, ;;w;; they uWu in her head? +uWu The brightness of her >_< cheek ^.^ wouwd ^-^ shame UwU those stars +;;w;; As ^-^ daywight xDD doth :3 a OwO wamp; her eyes uWu in heaven +Wouwd ^w^ thwough x3 the airy wegion stweam UwU so uWu bwight +:33 That xDD biwds ^.^ wouwd ^.^ sing ÚwÚ and think >w< it :3 wewe nyot OwO nyight. +xDD See >w< how ^.^ she weans her >_< cheek ;;w;; upon her xDD hand! +x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ;;w;; gwuv ;;w;; upon :3 that uWu hand, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ might :33 touch :3 that >_< cheek! +^w^ Juw. uWu Ay me! +Rom. :33 She speaks. +>_< O, speak OwO again, uWu bwight uWu angew! fow xDD thou awt +;;w;; As glorious to ÚwÚ this night, ^.^ being ^-^ o'ew x3 my head, +;;w;; As >_> is :3 a >_> winged :3 messengew of heaven +uWu Unto x3 the white-uptuwnyed UwU wond'wing eyes +Of :33 mowtaws :3 that faww back to ÚwÚ gaze on ^.^ him +x3 When ^.^ he bestrides x3 the ÚwÚ wazy-pacing :33 cwouds +xDD And sails ;;w;; upon x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the air. +^w^ Juw. x3 O ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ Womeo! ^-^ whewefowe awt xDD thou ^.^ Womeo? +>w< Deny >w< thy >w< fathew ÚwÚ and refuse >w< thy xDD nyame! +:3 Ow, >_> if xDD thou wiwt >_> nyot, be >_> but sworn x3 my xDD wuv, +xDD And I'll nyo longer be :3 a Capuwet. +Rom. >w< [aside] Shall UwU I hear >_> mowe, ow UwU shaww UwU I speak uWu at :3 this? +^w^ Juw. 'Tis >_> but >w< thy xDD nyame :3 that >_> is x3 my enemy. +^.^ Thou awt ;;w;; thysewf, ^w^ though nyot :3 a >_> Montague. +x3 What's Montague? >w< it >_> is nor uWu hand, nor xDD foot, +x3 Nyow ^.^ awm, nor >w< face, nor xDD any othew ÚwÚ pawt +:3 Bewonging to :3 a man. >_< O, be x3 some othew xDD nyame! +x3 What's uWu in :3 a :3 nyame? :33 That which ^.^ we caww :3 a wose +^-^ By xDD any othew xDD nyame ^.^ wouwd smell >_< as sweet. +^w^ So >_< Womeo :3 wouwd, :3 wewe ^.^ he nyot >_< Womeo ;;w;; caww'd, +Wetain :3 that uWu deaw pewfection which ^.^ he >_> owes +Without :3 that uWu titwe. ;;w;; Womeo, ;;w;; doff >w< thy UwU nyame; +xDD And fow :3 that :33 nyame, which >_> is nyo ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ thee, +^.^ Take aww :3 mysewf. +Rom. UwU I OwO take uWu thee uWu at >w< thy OwO wowd. +;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me >_> but xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and I'll be x3 nyew >w< baptiz'd; +ÚwÚ Hencefowth UwU I >_< nyevew xDD wiww be ^-^ Womeo. +^w^ Juw. >_> What x3 man awt xDD thou :3 that, OwO thus bescreen'd uWu in night, +^w^ So UwU stumbwest on x3 my counsew? +Rom. ^-^ By :3 a xDD nyame +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to tell uWu thee who UwU I am. +OwO My :33 nyame, uWu deaw UwU saint, >_> is hateful to myself, +>_< Because >w< it >_> is >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to thee. +xDD Had UwU I >w< it written, UwU I ^.^ wouwd teaw x3 the OwO wowd. +^w^ Juw. OwO My OwO eaws uWu have yet nyot UwU dwunk :3 a :3 hundwed wowds +Of :3 that >_< tongue's utterance, yet UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the UwU sound. +Awt xDD thou nyot ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 a Montague? +Rom. :33 Nyeithew, >w< faiw UwU saint, >_> if xDD eithew uWu thee dislike. +^w^ Juw. How xDD cam'st xDD thou hithew, tell uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO whewefowe? +uWu The orchard OwO wawws OwO awe xDD high ÚwÚ and x3 hawd to cwimb, +xDD And x3 the :33 pwace UwU death, ^-^ considewing who xDD thou awt, +;;w;; If xDD any of x3 my >_< kinsmen find uWu thee hewe. +Rom. With love's >w< wight x3 wings uWu did UwU I o'erperch these wawws; +For >_< stony :3 wimits ;;w;; cannyot howd wuv ^.^ out, +xDD And >_> what wuv ^.^ can UwU do, :3 that x3 dawes wuv attempt. +Therefore >w< thy >_< kinsmen OwO awe nyo wet to x3 me. +^w^ Juw. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they UwU do >_> see ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; they xDD wiww muwthew thee. +Rom. xDD Awack, there wies ^.^ mowe peril uWu in ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye +Than ÚwÚ twenty of uWu theiw swowds! Wook xDD thou >_> but sweet, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am xDD pwoof OwO against uWu theiw >w< enmity. +^w^ Juw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow x3 the wowwd ;;w;; they saw uWu thee hewe. +Rom. UwU I uWu have night's uWu cwoak to hide ;;w;; me from uWu theiw sight; +xDD And >_> but xDD thou wuv uWu me, wet them find ;;w;; me hewe. +OwO My >w< wife :3 wewe xDD bettew >_< ended ^.^ by uWu theiw ^-^ hate +Than :33 death UwU pwowogued, ^-^ wanting of >w< thy love. +^w^ Juw. ^-^ By x3 whose ÚwÚ diwection >w< found'st xDD thou x3 out ÚwÚ this :3 pwace? +Rom. ^-^ By xDD wuv, :3 that xDD fiwst uWu did prompt ;;w;; me to enquire. +>w< He OwO went ;;w;; me counsew, ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO went ^.^ him :3 eyes. +UwU I ^w^ am nyo uWu piwot; ^w^ yet, OwO wewt xDD thou >_< as uWu faw +;;w;; As :3 that >_> vast >w< showe >w< wash'd with x3 the ^-^ fawthest :33 sea, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd adventuwe fow xDD such merchandise. +^w^ Juw. ^.^ Thou knowest x3 the OwO mask of >w< nyight >_> is on x3 my face; +^-^ Ewse ^.^ wouwd :3 a >_< maiden bwush ^.^ bepaint x3 my >_< cheek +For :3 that which xDD thou x3 hast heard ;;w;; me speak to-night. +Fain ^.^ wouwd UwU I dwell on fowm- ;;w;; fain, >_> fain UwU deny +>_> What UwU I uWu have spoke; >_> but >_< faweweww compliment! +uWu Dost xDD thou wuv uWu me, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou wiwt >_> say ^.^ 'Ay'; +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO take >w< thy OwO wowd. Yet, >_> if xDD thou :3 sweaw'st, +^.^ Thou uWu mayst ^-^ pwuv >w< fawse. At wuvws' OwO pewjuwies, +^-^ They >_> say Juv uWu waughs. x3 O ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Womeo, +;;w;; If xDD thou dost xDD wuv, pwonyounce >w< it faithfully. +:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou >_> thinkest UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too quickly >_> won, +I'll fwown, ÚwÚ and be pewvewse, ÚwÚ and >_> say uWu thee x3 nyay, +^w^ So xDD thou wiwt woo; >_> but else, nyot fow x3 the wowwd. +^w^ In truth, >w< faiw >_< Montague, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too fond, +xDD And >_< thewefowe xDD thou uWu mayst think x3 my :33 haviouw >_> wight; +OwO But :33 twust uWu me, gentweman, I'll ^-^ pwuv ^.^ mowe true +Than UwU those :3 that uWu have ^.^ mowe x3 cunnying to be x3 stwange. +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been ^.^ mowe >_> stwange, UwU I ^w^ must >_> confess, +OwO But :3 that xDD thou ^-^ uvwheawd'st, ere UwU I UwU was wawe, +OwO My :3 twue-wuv ^w^ passion. Therefore UwU pawdon uWu me, +xDD And nyot ÚwÚ impute ÚwÚ this yiewding to >w< wight xDD wuv, +>_< Which x3 the dark >w< nyight hath UwU so discovered. +Rom. Lady, ^.^ by yonder blessed ;;w;; moon UwU I x3 sweaw, +:33 That ^w^ tips with :33 siwvew aww these ;;w;; fwuit-twee tops- +^w^ Juw. >_< O, >_< sweaw nyot ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; moon, x3 th' inconstant ;;w;; moon, +:33 That >w< monthwy :33 changes uWu in her circled orb, +Lest :3 that >w< thy wuv ^-^ pwuv >_< wikewise OwO vawiabwe. +Rom. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_< sweaw by? +^w^ Juw. Do nyot >_< sweaw uWu at aww; +:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou wiwt, >_< sweaw ^.^ by >w< thy >_> gwacious ;;w;; sewf, +>_< Which >_> is x3 the god of x3 my idolatry, +xDD And I'll ^-^ bewieve thee. +Rom. ;;w;; If x3 my heart's uWu deaw ;;w;; wuv- +^w^ Juw. xDD Weww, UwU do nyot OwO sweaw. Awthough UwU I joy uWu in ÚwÚ thee, +UwU I uWu have nyo joy of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ contwact to-night. +^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ wash, ^w^ too OwO unyadvis'd, ^w^ too sudden; +Too ^.^ wike x3 the lightning, which xDD doth xDD cease to be +Ere one ^.^ can >_> say 'It lightens.' OwO Sweet, ÚwÚ good night! +This >w< bud of xDD wuv, ^.^ by :33 summew's uWu wipenying :33 bweath, +^-^ May ^-^ pwuv :3 a beauteous xDD fwow'w when :3 nyext ^.^ we ^.^ meet. +^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good night! ;;w;; As x3 sweet wepose ÚwÚ and xDD west +:3 Come to >w< thy >_< heawt >_< as :3 that within x3 my >w< bweast! +Rom. >_< O, wiwt xDD thou OwO weave ;;w;; me UwU so unsatisfied? +^w^ Juw. >_> What >_< satisfaction ;;w;; canst xDD thou uWu have :3 to-nyight? +Rom. xDD Th' :3 exchange of >w< thy love's faithfuw vow fow ^w^ minye. +^w^ Juw. UwU I uWu gave uWu thee >_< minye >w< befowe xDD thou :33 didst request uWu it; +xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe to UwU give ;;w;; again. +Rom. ^.^ Wouwd'st xDD thou >_< withdwaw :33 it? For >_> what xDD puwpose, love? +^w^ Juw. OwO But to be xDD fwank ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it uWu thee ;;w;; again. +xDD And yet UwU I ÚwÚ wish >_> but fow x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I :3 have. +OwO My >_> bounty >_> is >_< as boundwess >_< as x3 the :33 sea, +OwO My wuv >_< as >_> deep; x3 the ^.^ mowe UwU I UwU give to ÚwÚ thee, +uWu The ^.^ mowe UwU I have, fow both OwO awe :33 infinyite. +UwU I hear x3 some noise x3 within. >_< Deaw xDD wuv, ^w^ adieu! +;;w;; [Nyuwse] ;;w;; cawws x3 within. +;;w;; Anyon, ÚwÚ good >_< nyuwse! ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Montague, be true. +OwO Stay >_> but :3 a UwU wittwe, UwU I xDD wiww come ;;w;; again. ^-^ [Exit.] +Rom. x3 O ;;w;; bwessed, blessed night! UwU I ^w^ am xDD afeawd, +uWu Being uWu in night, aww ÚwÚ this >_> is >_> but :3 a x3 dweam, +Too ^w^ fwattewing-sweet to be ;;w;; substantiaw. + +Entew Juwiet abuv. + +^w^ Juw. Thwee wowds, uWu deaw ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good >w< nyight indeed. +;;w;; If :3 that >w< thy UwU bent of wuv be >_> honyouwabwe, +x3 Thy OwO puwpose ^.^ mawwiage, >_> send ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd ^.^ to-mowwow, +^-^ By one :3 that I'll ;;w;; pwocuwe to come to ÚwÚ thee, +Whewe ÚwÚ and >_> what time xDD thou wiwt x3 pewfowm x3 the wite; +xDD And aww x3 my fowtunyes uWu at >w< thy :33 foot I'll uWu way +xDD And ;;w;; fowwow uWu thee x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ thwoughout x3 the wowwd. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 (within) Madam! +^w^ Juw. UwU I come, >_> anyon.- OwO But >_> if xDD thou meanyest nyot weww, +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech ;;w;; thee- +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 (within) Madam! +^w^ Juw. UwU By-and-by UwU I >_< come.- +;;w;; To xDD cease >w< thy >_> suit ÚwÚ and OwO weave ;;w;; me to x3 my ÚwÚ gwief. +>_< To-mowwow xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ send. +Rom. ^w^ So x3 thwive x3 my ;;w;; souw- +^w^ Juw. ^-^ A thousand times ÚwÚ good night! ÚwÚ Exit. +Rom. ^-^ A thousand times x3 the ^-^ wowse, to ^.^ want >w< thy wight! +Wuv xDD goes toward wuv >_< as >w< schoowboys from uWu theiw books; +OwO But wuv from xDD wuv, uWu towawds OwO schoow with x3 heavy OwO wooks. + +Entew Juwiet OwO again, >w< [abuv]. + +^w^ Juw. ^w^ Hist! ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ hist! x3 O fow :3 a falconer's uWu voice +;;w;; To lure ÚwÚ this uWu tassew-gentwe back x3 again! +Bondage >_> is :33 hoawse ÚwÚ and OwO may nyot speak awoud; +^-^ Ewse ^.^ wouwd UwU I teaw x3 the cave :3 whewe ^.^ Echo lies, +xDD And >_< make her airy >_> tongue ^.^ mowe :33 hoawse than >_< minye +With repetition of x3 my Romeo's nyame. +ÚwÚ Womeo! +Rom. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my :3 souw :3 that ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; upon x3 my nyame. +How ÚwÚ siwvew-sweet >_> sound wuvws' tongues ^.^ by night, +Wike x3 softest uWu music to :33 attending ÚwÚ eaws! +^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ Womeo! +Rom. OwO My ^w^ deaw? +^w^ Juw. At >_> what UwU o'cwock to-mowwow +Shall UwU I >_> send to thee? +Rom. ^-^ By x3 the >_> houw of nine. +^w^ Juw. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< faiw. 'Tis ÚwÚ twenty years >w< tiww UwU then. +UwU I uWu have fowgot >w< why UwU I uWu did caww uWu thee back. +Rom. Let ;;w;; me stand OwO hewe >w< tiww xDD thou remember :3 it. +^w^ Juw. UwU I UwU shaww >w< fowget, to uWu have uWu thee still stand thewe, +^.^ Wememb'wing >w< how UwU I wuv >w< thy UwU company. +Rom. xDD And I'll still ;;w;; stay, to uWu have uWu thee still >w< fowget, +Fowgetting xDD any othew ^.^ home >_> but UwU this. +^w^ Juw. 'Tis almost xDD mownying. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu thee ;;w;; gonye- +xDD And yet nyo ^-^ fawthew than :3 a wanton's bird, +:33 That wets >w< it hop :3 a xDD wittwe from her uWu hand, +Wike :3 a poor ÚwÚ pwisonyew uWu in :33 his OwO twisted xDD gyves, +xDD And with :3 a OwO siwk :3 thwead OwO pwucks >w< it back OwO again, +^w^ So loving-jealous of :33 his OwO wibewty. +Rom. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >w< thy xDD biwd. +^w^ Juw. OwO Sweet, UwU so ^.^ wouwd ^.^ I. +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I >_> shouwd OwO kiww uWu thee with much chewishing. +^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good night! Parting >_> is xDD such x3 sweet >_> sowwow, +:33 That UwU I UwU shaww >_> say ÚwÚ good >w< nyight >w< tiww >w< it be :3 mowwow. +^-^ [Exit.] +Rom. OwO Sweep dwell ;;w;; upon ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, uWu peace uWu in >w< thy >w< bweast! +Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe :33 sweep ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ peace, UwU so x3 sweet to west! +OwO Hence xDD wiww UwU I to x3 my ghostly father's cell, +ÚwÚ His OwO hewp to ^w^ cwave ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu deaw ÚwÚ hap to tell. +uWu Exit + + + + +Scene >_> III. +uWu Fwiaw Laurence's >w< ceww. + +Entew uWu Fwiaw, ^w^ [Wauwence] ^-^ awonye, with :3 a >_> basket. + +Fwiaw. uWu The >w< gwey-ey'd ;;w;; mown ^-^ smiwes on x3 the >_> fwownying night, +^-^ Check'wing x3 the Eastewn :33 cwouds with >_< stweaks of >_> wight; +xDD And ^.^ fwecked >w< dawknyess ^.^ wike :3 a drunkard reels +Fwom fowth day's path ÚwÚ and Titan's fiery OwO wheews. +Nyon, ere x3 the sun advance :33 his ^.^ buwnying ^w^ eye +uWu The day to cheer ÚwÚ and night's dank :33 dew to ^.^ dwy, +UwU I ^w^ must :33 up-fiww ÚwÚ this xDD osiew cage of ouws +With xDD bawefuw UwU weeds ÚwÚ and precious-juiced fwowews. +uWu The ^.^ eawth ^w^ that's ;;w;; nyatuwe's mothew >_> is her ;;w;; tomb. +>_> What >_> is her burying :3 gave, :3 that >_> is her womb; +xDD And from her womb x3 chiwdwen of divers uWu kind +We x3 sucking on her natural ^w^ bosom find; +xDD Many fow UwU many uWu viwtues ÚwÚ excewwent, +^-^ Nyonye >_> but fow some, ÚwÚ and yet aww >w< diffewent. +>_< O, mickwe >_> is x3 the powerful xDD gwace :3 that wies +^w^ In plants, herbs, ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw true x3 quawities; +For xDD nyaught UwU so ^-^ viwe :3 that on x3 the ^.^ eawth xDD doth ^w^ wive +OwO But to x3 the ^.^ eawth x3 some >_> speciaw ÚwÚ good xDD doth ^w^ give; +x3 Nyow ^.^ aught UwU so ÚwÚ good but, ÚwÚ stwain'd from :3 that >w< faiw ^.^ use, +Revolts from true birth, x3 stumbwing on ^-^ abuse. +x3 Viwtue itsewf tuwns xDD vice, ^.^ being >_< misappwied, +xDD And :33 vice uWu sometime's ^.^ by uWu action ^-^ dignyified. +OwO Within x3 the xDD infant wind of ÚwÚ this UwU smaww fwowew +uWu Poison hath wesidence, ÚwÚ and medicinye power; +For uWu this, ^.^ being x3 smewt, with :3 that ÚwÚ pawt cheers >_< each ^w^ pawt; +uWu Being ÚwÚ tasted, slays aww :33 senses with x3 the ;;w;; heawt. +Two xDD such >_< opposed >w< kings encamp them still +^w^ In x3 man >_< as weww >_< as ÚwÚ hewbs- xDD gwace ÚwÚ and wude :33 wiww; +xDD And :3 whewe x3 the >_> wowsew >_> is ^.^ pwedominyant, +Full >w< soon x3 the ;;w;; cankew :33 death ^w^ eats x3 up :3 that pwant. + +Entew ^-^ Womeo. + +Rom. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 fathew. +Fwiaw. Benedicite! +>_> What early >_> tongue UwU so x3 sweet >_< sawuteth me? +Young x3 son, >w< it ÚwÚ awgues :3 a OwO distempewed >_> head +^w^ So >w< soon to bid ÚwÚ good mowwow to >w< thy :3 bed. +Cawe keeps :33 his ;;w;; watch uWu in every ;;w;; owd :33 man's >_< eye, +xDD And :3 whewe :3 cawe ^.^ wodges :33 sweep xDD wiww >_< nyevew wie; +OwO But :3 whewe unbruised :33 youth with OwO unstuff'd :3 bwain +^-^ Doth UwU couch :33 his limbs, there golden :33 sweep xDD doth reign. +Therefore >w< thy eawwinyess xDD doth ;;w;; me :33 assuwe +^.^ Thou awt upwous'd with x3 some distemp'watuwe; +:33 Ow >_> if nyot >_> so, xDD then OwO hewe UwU I ;;w;; hit >w< it OwO wight- +Our >_< Womeo hath nyot :33 been uWu in x3 bed to-night. +Rom. :33 That >w< wast >_> is true-the ^w^ sweetew xDD west UwU was ^w^ minye. +Fwiaw. ^w^ God UwU pawdon ^w^ sin! UwU Wast xDD thou with ÚwÚ Wosawinye? +Rom. With x3 Wosawinye, x3 my ghostly father? No. +UwU I uWu have fowgot :3 that :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and :3 that name's woe. +Fwiaw. >w< That's x3 my ÚwÚ good ^w^ son! OwO But :3 whewe x3 hast xDD thou :33 been ^w^ then? +Rom. I'll tell uWu thee ere xDD thou ^w^ ask >w< it ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. +UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 feasting with >_< minye enyemy, +Whewe on :3 a ^.^ sudden one hath wounded ;;w;; me +>w< That's ^.^ by ;;w;; me wounded. UwU Both UwU ouw remedies +OwO Within >w< thy OwO hewp ÚwÚ and >w< howy ;;w;; physic uWu wies. +UwU I UwU beaw nyo >_< hatwed, blessed ^w^ man, for, ^.^ wo, +OwO My >_< intewcession >_< wikewise ^-^ steads x3 my foe. +Fwiaw. ^w^ Be pwain, ÚwÚ good x3 son, ÚwÚ and homewy uWu in >w< thy dwift +:33 Widdwing >_> confession ÚwÚ finds >_> but riddling shwift. +Rom. UwU Then x3 pwainwy ^.^ knyow x3 my heart's uWu deaw wuv >_> is uWu set +On x3 the >w< faiw daughter of rich ^.^ Capuwet; +;;w;; As >_< minye on ÚwÚ hews, UwU so hews >_> is uWu set on >_> minye, +xDD And aww OwO combin'd, :3 save >_> what xDD thou ^w^ must UwU combinye +^-^ By >w< howy marriage. UwU When, ÚwÚ and where, ÚwÚ and >w< how +We :3 met, ^.^ we ^w^ woo'd, ÚwÚ and UwU made :3 exchange of ^w^ vow, +I'll tell uWu thee >_< as ^.^ we UwU pass; >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU I pray, +:33 That xDD thou >_< consent to marry >_> us ^w^ to-day. +Fwiaw. Holy Saint >_> Fwancis! >_> What :3 a change >_> is here! +Is x3 Wosawinye, :3 that xDD thou :33 didst wuv UwU so deaw, +^w^ So >w< soon fowsaken? Young men's wuv xDD then wies +ÚwÚ Nyot :33 twuwy uWu in uWu theiw hearts, >_> but uWu in uWu theiw :3 eyes. +>_< Jesu Maria! >_> What :3 a deal of ^-^ bwinye +>_< Hath >w< wash'd >w< thy ^-^ sawwow >_> cheeks fow Wosawinye! +How much ^-^ sawt UwU watew :33 thwown OwO away uWu in >_< waste, +;;w;; To >_< season xDD wuv, :3 that of >w< it xDD doth nyot xDD taste! +uWu The sun nyot yet >w< thy :3 sighs from heaven clears, +x3 Thy ;;w;; owd groans OwO wing yet uWu in >_< minye UwU ancient ears. +Lo, OwO hewe ;;w;; upon >w< thy >_< cheek x3 the stain xDD doth sit +Of >w< an ;;w;; owd teaw :3 that >_> is nyot >w< wash'd x3 off >_> yet. +;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew xDD thou >w< wast ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and these :3 woes xDD thinye, +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and these :3 woes :3 wewe aww fow :3 Wosawinye. +xDD And awt xDD thou ÚwÚ chang'd? :33 Pwonyounce ÚwÚ this :33 sentence >_< then: +UwU Women OwO may faww when there's nyo ÚwÚ stwength uWu in ^.^ men. +Rom. ^.^ Thou OwO chid'st ;;w;; me ;;w;; oft fow >w< woving :3 Wosawinye. +Fwiaw. For doting, nyot fow >w< woving, ^w^ pupiw ^w^ minye. +Rom. xDD And :3 bad'st ;;w;; me ^.^ buwy love. +Fwiaw. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in :3 a :3 gwave +;;w;; To uWu way one x3 in, anyothew x3 out to :3 have. +Rom. UwU I pray uWu thee UwU chide not. :33 She ÚwÚ whom UwU I wuv nyow +^-^ Doth xDD gwace fow xDD gwace ÚwÚ and wuv fow wuv ÚwÚ awwow. +uWu The othew uWu did nyot :3 so. +Fwiaw. >_< O, ^.^ she UwU knyew weww +x3 Thy wuv uWu did ^w^ wead ^.^ by rote, :3 that couwd nyot ^.^ speww. +OwO But come, xDD young waverer, come OwO go with x3 me. +^w^ In one wespect I'll >w< thy ;;w;; assistant be; +For ÚwÚ this alliance OwO may UwU so ^w^ happy ^-^ pwuv +;;w;; To turn x3 youw ^-^ househowds' rancour to puwe love. +Rom. >_< O, wet >_> us UwU hence! UwU I stand on ^.^ sudden ^.^ haste. +Fwiaw. :3 Wisewy, ÚwÚ and slow. ^-^ They stumble :3 that >w< wun uWu fast. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +^-^ A :33 stweet. + +Entew Benvolio ÚwÚ and >_< Mewcutio. + +Mew. Whewe x3 the ^.^ deviw >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this >_< Womeo :3 be? +>_< Came ^.^ he nyot ^.^ home :3 to-nyight? +^-^ Ben. ÚwÚ Nyot to :33 his fathew's. UwU I ^-^ spoke with :33 his man. +Mew. Why, :3 that same pawe uWu hawd-heawted >_> wench, :3 that x3 Wosawinye, +>w< Towments ^.^ him UwU so :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< suwe >w< wun >_> mad. +^-^ Ben. uWu Tybawt, x3 the kinsman to ;;w;; owd >_< Capuwet, +>_< Hath sent :3 a >_> wettew to :33 his father's ÚwÚ house. +Mew. ^-^ A ^.^ chawwenge, on x3 my life. +^-^ Ben. >_< Womeo xDD wiww answew :3 it. +Mew. x3 Any x3 man :3 that ^.^ can >w< wwite OwO may answew :3 a >_> wettew. +^-^ Ben. Nyay, ^.^ he xDD wiww answew x3 the OwO wettew's ^.^ mastew, >w< how ^.^ he x3 dawes, ^.^ being +;;w;; dawed. +Mew. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ;;w;; Womeo, ^.^ he >_> is xDD awweady ÚwÚ dead! stabb'd with :3 a ^-^ white +:33 wench's black >_< eye; UwU shot ^w^ thwough x3 the ear with :3 a wuv ^.^ song; x3 the +xDD vewy uWu pin of :33 his >_< heawt uWu cweft with x3 the ^w^ bwind :33 bow-boy's :33 butt-shaft; +ÚwÚ and >_> is ^.^ he :3 a x3 man to x3 encountew ^.^ Tybawt? +^-^ Ben. Why, >_> what >_> is ^.^ Tybawt? +Mew. uWu Mowe than Prince of ^-^ Cats, UwU I ^.^ can tell OwO you. >_< O, uWu he's x3 the +xDD couwageous UwU captain of >_> compwiments. >w< He >_< fights >_< as xDD you ^.^ sing +UwU pwicksong-keeps time, ÚwÚ distance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwopowtion; UwU wests ;;w;; me :33 his +minyim ^-^ west, one, >_> two, ÚwÚ and x3 the thiwd uWu in x3 youw uWu bosom! x3 the xDD vewy +;;w;; butchew of :3 a OwO siwk uWu button, :3 a duellist, :3 a duewwist! :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of +x3 the xDD vewy xDD fiwst house, of x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and second OwO cause. xDD Ah, x3 the +:3 immowtaw :33 passado! x3 the >w< punto wevewse! x3 the hay. +^-^ Ben. uWu The UwU what? +Mew. uWu The uWu pox of xDD such ;;w;; antic, lisping, ^.^ affecting fantasticoes- these +x3 nyew ^-^ tunyews of ^.^ accent! >_< 'By Jesu, :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good :33 bwade! :3 a xDD vewy ;;w;; taww +;;w;; man! :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good :3 whowe!' Why, >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this :3 a lamentable ÚwÚ thing, +gwandsiw, :3 that ^.^ we >_> shouwd be OwO thus afflicted with these ;;w;; stwange +flies, these ^-^ fashion-mongews, these pawdonya-mi's, who stand UwU so +much on x3 the x3 nyew >_< fowm :3 that ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot sit uWu at ^w^ ease on x3 the ;;w;; owd +UwU bench? >_< O, uWu theiw xDD bonyes, uWu theiw ^.^ bonyes! + +Entew ^-^ Womeo. + +^-^ Ben. :3 Hewe x3 comes ÚwÚ Womeo! OwO hewe x3 comes ÚwÚ Womeo! +Mew. Without :33 his woe, ^.^ wike :3 a dwied xDD hewwing. x3 O OwO fwesh, OwO fwesh, >w< how awt +xDD thou :33 fishified! Now >_> is ^.^ he fow x3 the xDD nyumbews :3 that Petrarch fwowed +^.^ in. Laura, to :33 his UwU wady, UwU was >_> but :3 a ^-^ kitchen OwO wench uWu (mawwy, ^.^ she xDD had :3 a +xDD bettew wuv to ^-^ bewhyme her), ^w^ Dido :3 a x3 dowdy, Cleopatra :3 a gypsy, +:33 Hewen ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hewo >_< hiwdings ÚwÚ and ^-^ hawwots, This be :3 a ^w^ gway ^w^ eye ow >_> so, +>_> but nyot to x3 the puwpose. :33 Signyiow ;;w;; Womeo, OwO bon ÚwÚ jouw! >_> Thewe's :3 a OwO Fwench +salutation to x3 youw OwO Fwench ÚwÚ swop. >_> You uWu gave >_> us x3 the OwO countewfeit +^.^ faiwwy >w< wast OwO nyight. +Rom. ^-^ Good mowwow to xDD you xDD both. >_> What OwO countewfeit uWu did UwU I UwU give you? +Mew. uWu The xDD swip, ^w^ siw, x3 the UwU swip. UwU Can xDD you nyot conceive? +Rom. Pawdon, ÚwÚ good >_< Mewcutio. OwO My business UwU was ^.^ gweat, ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such :3 a +case >_< as >_< minye :3 a x3 man OwO may ;;w;; stwain uWu couwtesy. +Mew. >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to say, xDD such :3 a case >_< as >_> youws constrains :3 a +x3 man to bow uWu in x3 the hams. +Rom. Meaning, to cuwsy. +Mew. ^.^ Thou x3 hast UwU most ^-^ kindwy ;;w;; hit :3 it. +Rom. ^-^ A UwU most ^-^ couwteous ^-^ exposition. +Mew. Nyay, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ pink of uWu couwtesy. +Rom. x3 Pink fow >_< fwowew. +Mew. :33 Wight. +Rom. Why, xDD then >_> is x3 my pump ^-^ weww-fwowew'd. +Mew. Weww ^-^ said! Follow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this xDD jest nyow >w< tiww xDD thou x3 hast wown x3 out >w< thy +xDD pump, :3 that, when x3 the :3 singwe sole of >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ wown, x3 the xDD jest OwO may +>_< wemain, ÚwÚ aftew x3 the :33 weawing, solely ÚwÚ singuwaw. +Rom. x3 O :3 singwe-sowd ^.^ jest, solely singular fow x3 the singleness! +Mew. :3 Come ^-^ between us, ÚwÚ good :33 Benvowio! OwO My :33 wits ^.^ faint. +Rom. OwO Swits ÚwÚ and ^w^ spuws, :33 swits ÚwÚ and UwU spuws! ow I'll cwy :3 a match. +Mew. Nyay, >_> if UwU ouw :33 wits >w< wun x3 the >w< wiwd-goose uWu chase, UwU I ^w^ am donye; fow xDD thou +x3 hast ^.^ mowe of x3 the >w< wiwd x3 goose uWu in one of >w< thy :33 wits than, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, UwU I +uWu have uWu in x3 my whole five. Was UwU I with xDD you there fow x3 the xDD goose? +Rom. ^.^ Thou >w< wast >_< nyevew with ;;w;; me fow ;;w;; anything when xDD thou >w< wast nyot there +fow x3 the >_< goose. +Mew. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ bite uWu thee ^.^ by x3 the ear fow :3 that ;;w;; jest. +Rom. Nyay, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ goose, ^-^ bite ^w^ nyot! +Mew. x3 Thy wit >_> is :3 a xDD vewy UwU bittew sweeting; >w< it >_> is :3 a UwU most ^-^ shawp >_> sauce. +Rom. xDD And >_> is >w< it >_> nyot, >w< then, weww sewv'd uWu in to :3 a x3 sweet xDD goose? +Mew. >_< O, hewe's :3 a wit of ÚwÚ chevewiw, :3 that stwetches from >w< an ÚwÚ inch +nyawwow to >w< an OwO eww broad! +Rom. UwU I stretch >w< it x3 out fow :3 that ;;w;; wowd 'broad,' ^w^ which, >_< added to x3 the +ÚwÚ goose, ;;w;; pwuvs uWu thee uWu faw ÚwÚ and uWu wide :3 a >_< bwoad >_< goose. +Mew. Why, >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this xDD bettew nyow than ;;w;; gwoanying fow love? Now awt +xDD thou xDD sociabwe, nyow awt xDD thou Romeo; nyow awt xDD thou >_> what xDD thou awt, ^.^ by +awt >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ by :33 nyatuwe. For ÚwÚ this drivelling wuv >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a +great natural :3 that wuns wowwing x3 up ÚwÚ and down to hide :33 his xDD baubwe uWu in +:3 a hole. +^-^ Ben. uWu Stop thewe, ÚwÚ stop thewe! +Mew. ^.^ Thou uWu desiwest ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ stop uWu in x3 my xDD tawe OwO against x3 the >w< haiw. +^-^ Ben. ^.^ Thou wouldst >_> ewse uWu have UwU made >w< thy xDD tawe >_> wawge. +Mew. >_< O, xDD thou awt deceiv'd! UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made >w< it :33 showt; fow UwU I UwU was +come to x3 the whole UwU depth of x3 my :33 tawe, ÚwÚ and meant ÚwÚ indeed to ^.^ occupy +x3 the :33 awgument nyo wongew. +Rom. >_> Hewe's xDD goodwy gear! + +Entew ^w^ Nyuwse ÚwÚ and her ^-^ Man ^-^ [Petew]. + +Mew. ^-^ A sail, :3 a OwO saiw! +^-^ Ben. xDD Two, OwO two! :3 a shirt ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ smock. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Peter! +;;w;; Petew. UwU Anyon. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. OwO My ;;w;; fan, ;;w;; Petew. +Mew. ^-^ Good Petew, to hide her face; fow her fan's x3 the fairer OwO face of +x3 the UwU two. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^w^ God OwO ye ÚwÚ good morrow, >_< gentwemen. +Mew. ^w^ God OwO ye ÚwÚ good-den, >w< faiw gentlewoman. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Is >w< it OwO good-den? +Mew. 'Tis nyo UwU wess, UwU I tell ye; fow x3 the ^w^ bawdy uWu hand of x3 the OwO diaw >_> is nyow +;;w;; upon x3 the uWu pwick of xDD nyoon. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU Out ;;w;; upon you! >_> What :3 a x3 man OwO awe you! +Rom. One, gentwewoman, :3 that ^w^ God hath UwU made fow >_< himsewf to x3 maw. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ By x3 my troth, >w< it >_> is weww UwU said. ^w^ 'Fow >_< himsewf to UwU maw,' quoth +>_< 'a? ÚwÚ Gentwemen, ^.^ can xDD any of xDD you tell ;;w;; me :3 whewe UwU I OwO may find x3 the xDD young +^.^ Womeo? +Rom. UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu you; >_> but xDD young >_< Womeo xDD wiww be ^.^ owdew when xDD you uWu have +>_> found ^.^ him than ^.^ he UwU was when xDD you >_< sought ^.^ him. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD youngest of +:3 that :33 nyame, fow ;;w;; fauwt of :3 a x3 wowse. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> You >_> say well. +Mew. Yea, >_> is x3 the worst ^.^ weww? Very weww took, :33 i' >_< faith! wisely, +wisely. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ;;w;; If xDD you be xDD he, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ desiwe x3 some :3 confidence with OwO you. +^-^ Ben. :33 She xDD wiww :3 endite ^.^ him to x3 some x3 suppew. +Mew. ^-^ A ^w^ bawd, :3 a ^w^ bawd, :3 a >w< bawd! ^w^ So ho! +Rom. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou >w< found? +Mew. No :33 hawe, siw; ^w^ unwess :3 a :33 hawe, ^w^ siw, uWu in :3 a ^.^ wenten ^-^ pie, :3 that >_> is +^-^ something ÚwÚ stawe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hoaw ere >w< it be xDD spent +>w< He >w< wawks ^.^ by them ÚwÚ and UwU sings. + +^-^ An ;;w;; owd UwU hawe hoar, +xDD And >w< an ;;w;; owd UwU hawe hoar, +Is xDD vewy ÚwÚ good :3 meat uWu in ÚwÚ Went; +OwO But :3 a UwU hawe :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ hoaw +Is ^w^ too much fow :3 a ÚwÚ scowe +x3 When >w< it hoars ere >w< it be :33 spent. + +;;w;; Womeo, xDD wiww xDD you come to x3 youw ^w^ fathew's? ^-^ We'ww to dinner xDD thithew. +Rom. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. +Mew. UwU Faweweww, UwU ancient >_> wady. UwU Faweweww, +[sings] UwU wady, UwU wady, >_> wady. +Exeunt Mewcutio, Benvowio. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. OwO Mawwy, farewell! UwU I >_> Pway UwU you, UwU Siw, >_> what ^w^ saucy merchant UwU was +ÚwÚ this :3 that UwU was UwU so full of :33 his ÚwÚ wopewy? +Rom. ^-^ A gentweman, xDD nyuwse, :3 that loves to hear >_< himsewf tawk ÚwÚ and xDD wiww +speak ^.^ mowe uWu in :3 a minyute than ^.^ he xDD wiww stand to uWu in :3 a month. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ An xDD 'a speak ;;w;; anything OwO against uWu me, I'll OwO take ^.^ him ;;w;; down, >w< an xDD 'a +:3 wewe x3 wustiew than ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty xDD such ^-^ jacks; ÚwÚ and >_> if UwU I cannot, +I'll find UwU those :3 that >_< shaww. :3 Scuwvy uWu knyave! UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyonye of :33 his +xDD fwiwt-giwws; UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyonye of :33 his ÚwÚ skains-mates. xDD And xDD thou ^w^ must stand +^.^ by :3 too, ÚwÚ and suffew every x3 knyave to use ;;w;; me uWu at :33 his pweasuwe! +;;w;; Petew. UwU I saw nyo x3 man use xDD you uWu at :33 his pleasure. ;;w;; If UwU I :33 had, x3 my :33 weapon +>_> shouwd quickly uWu have :33 been ^.^ out, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. UwU I dawe dwaw >_< as >w< soon +>_< as anyothew ^w^ man, >_> if UwU I >_> see ;;w;; occasion uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ good quarrel, ÚwÚ and x3 the law +on x3 my ^w^ side. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> Nyow, ^-^ afowe :33 God, UwU I ^w^ am UwU so ÚwÚ vexed :3 that every ÚwÚ pawt about ;;w;; me +quivews. :3 Scuwvy uWu knyave! >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 a wowd; x3 and, >_< as UwU I told UwU you, +x3 my xDD young uWu wady bid ;;w;; me ^.^ enquiwe xDD you OwO out. >_> What ^.^ she bid ;;w;; me say, UwU I xDD wiww +>_< keep to >_< mysewf; >_> but xDD fiwst wet ;;w;; me tell :3 ye, >_> if OwO ye >_> shouwd lead her +x3 into :3 a ;;w;; foow's UwU pawadise, >_< as ;;w;; they say, >w< it :3 wewe :3 a xDD vewy gwoss uWu kind of +behaviour, >_< as ;;w;; they say; fow x3 the :33 gentwewoman >_> is ^-^ young; ÚwÚ and +OwO thewefowe, >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd deal :3 doubwe with hew, :33 twuwy >w< it :3 wewe >w< an +:33 iww ^.^ thing to be ;;w;; off'wed to xDD any gentwewoman, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy xDD weak UwU deawing. +Rom. Nyuwse, ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy uWu wady ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess. UwU I ^w^ pwotest >w< unto +;;w;; thee- +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ Good uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 faith UwU I xDD wiww tell her >_< as :33 much. Wowd, +:3 Wowd! ^.^ she xDD wiww be :3 a >w< joyfuw uWu woman. +Rom. >_> What wiwt xDD thou tell hew, x3 nyuwse? ^.^ Thou dost nyot mark x3 me. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU I xDD wiww tell hew, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you UwU do protest, ^w^ which, >_< as UwU I OwO take +:33 it, >_> is :3 a gentwemanwike UwU offew. +Rom. x3 Bid her >w< devise +;;w;; Some means to come to shrift ÚwÚ this afternoon; +xDD And there ^.^ she UwU shaww uWu at uWu Fwiaw Laurence' cell +^w^ Be shriv'd ÚwÚ and mawwied. :3 Hewe >_> is fow >w< thy OwO pains. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 Nyo, OwO twuwy, siw; nyot :3 a penny. +Rom. Go ÚwÚ to! UwU I >_> say xDD you >_< shaww. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. This ;;w;; aftewnyoon, UwU siw? xDD Weww, ^.^ she UwU shaww be :33 thewe. +Rom. xDD And ;;w;; stay, ÚwÚ good xDD nyuwse, x3 behind x3 the >_> abbey wall. +OwO Within ÚwÚ this >_> houw x3 my x3 man UwU shaww be with uWu thee +xDD And ;;w;; bwing uWu thee cowds UwU made ^.^ wike :3 a :33 tackwed ^-^ staiw, +>_< Which to x3 the xDD high topgallant of x3 my joy +:3 Must be x3 my :33 convoy uWu in x3 the secret OwO nyight. +uWu Faweweww. ^w^ Be >_< twusty, ÚwÚ and I'll ^.^ quit >w< thy OwO pains. +uWu Faweweww. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy ^w^ mistwess. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Now ^w^ God uWu in heaven ;;w;; bwess uWu thee! ^.^ Hawk UwU you, sir. +Rom. >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 my uWu deaw x3 nyuwse? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Is x3 youw x3 man ^w^ secwet? Did xDD you ^w^ nye'ew hear say, +Two OwO may >_< keep counsew, ^.^ putting one ÚwÚ away? +Rom. UwU I :33 wawwant uWu thee x3 my :33 man's >_< as true >_< as steew. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, x3 my mistwess >_> is x3 the ^w^ sweetest >_> wady. Wowd, :3 Wowd! +when uWu 'twas :3 a xDD wittwe ;;w;; pwating xDD thing- >_< O, there >_> is :3 a nyobweman uWu in +xDD town, one >_< Pawis, :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu way knyife ^.^ aboawd; >_> but uWu she, ÚwÚ good +x3 souw, xDD had >_< as wieve >_> see :3 a ;;w;; toad, :3 a xDD vewy ;;w;; toad, >_< as >_> see ^.^ him. UwU I ÚwÚ angew +her >_< sometimes, ÚwÚ and tell her :3 that Paris >_> is x3 the properer xDD man; >_> but +I'll :33 wawwant UwU you, when UwU I >_> say >_> so, ^.^ she :33 wooks >_< as pawe >_< as xDD any cwout +uWu in x3 the vewsaw wowwd. ^-^ Doth nyot >w< wosemawy ÚwÚ and >_< Womeo x3 begin both with +:3 a wettew? +Rom. Ay, ;;w;; nyuwse; >_> what of ^-^ that? UwU Both with >w< an ^-^ W. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD Ah, mocker! ^w^ that's x3 the :3 dog's nyame. OwO W >_> is fow uWu the- No; UwU I ^.^ knyow +>w< it ÚwÚ begins with x3 some othew wettew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she hath x3 the pwettiest +xDD sententious of :33 it, of xDD you ÚwÚ and ^.^ wosemawy, :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd UwU do xDD you ÚwÚ good +to hear :3 it. +Rom. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy >_> wady. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Ay, :3 a thousand times. ;;w;; [Exit xDD Womeo.] Peter! +;;w;; Petew. UwU Anyon. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Petew, OwO take x3 my ;;w;; fan, ÚwÚ and OwO go x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and :33 apace. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene V. +UwU Capuwet's ^-^ owchawd. + +Entew Juliet. + +^w^ Juw. uWu The >w< cwock >w< stwuck >w< nyinye when UwU I uWu did >_> send x3 the ;;w;; nyuwse; +^w^ In half >w< an >_> houw ^.^ she :33 'pwomis'd to wetuwn. +Pewchance ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot :3 meet ^.^ him. >w< That's nyot :3 so. +>_< O, ^.^ she >_> is lame! >w< Wuv's OwO hewawds >_> shouwd be thoughts, +>_< Which ;;w;; ten times fastew ^w^ gwide than x3 the sun's beams +xDD Dwiving back ^-^ shadows uvw low'ring hills. +Therefore UwU do >_< nyimbwe-pinyion'd doves dwaw Wuv, +xDD And >_< thewefowe hath x3 the ;;w;; wind-swift x3 Cupid xDD wings. +Now >_> is x3 the sun ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 highmost hill +Of ÚwÚ this day's jouwnyey, ÚwÚ and from >w< nyinye >w< tiww >_< twewve +Is >w< thwee ^-^ wong ^-^ houws; yet ^.^ she >_> is nyot x3 come. +xDD Had ^.^ she affections ÚwÚ and wawm youthfuw bwood, +:33 She ^.^ wouwd be >_< as UwU swift uWu in >_> motion >_< as :3 a >_> baww; +OwO My wowds ^.^ wouwd >w< bandy her to x3 my x3 sweet xDD wuv, +xDD And :33 his to uWu me, +OwO But ;;w;; owd >_< fowks, UwU many >_> feign >_< as ;;w;; they :3 wewe >w< dead- +x3 Unwiewdy, swow, x3 heavy ÚwÚ and pawe >_< as wead. + +Entew ^w^ Nyuwse [and Peter]. + +x3 O :33 God, ^.^ she comes! x3 O honey xDD nyuwse, >_> what nyews? +Hast xDD thou >w< met with him? >_< Send >w< thy x3 man xDD away. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Petew, xDD stay uWu at x3 the uWu gate. +;;w;; [Exit >_< Petew.] +^w^ Juw. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good x3 sweet nyuwse- x3 O Wowd, >w< why wook'st xDD thou sad? +;;w;; Though nyews be :3 sad, yet tell them UwU mewwiwy; +;;w;; If UwU good, xDD thou >_< shamest x3 the uWu music of x3 sweet nyews +^-^ By :3 pwaying >w< it to ;;w;; me with UwU so :3 souw :3 a ;;w;; face. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU I ^w^ am uWu aweawy, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave OwO awhiwe. +OwO Fie, >w< how x3 my bones >_> ache! >_> What :3 a x3 jaunce uWu have UwU I :33 had! +^w^ Juw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst x3 my xDD bonyes, ÚwÚ and UwU I >w< thy ;;w;; nyews. +Nyay, come, UwU I pray uWu thee >_< speak. OwO Good, ÚwÚ good xDD nyuwse, >_< speak. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Jesu, >_> what UwU haste! UwU Can xDD you nyot xDD stay awhiwe? +Do xDD you nyot >_> see :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of >_> bweath? +^w^ Juw. How awt xDD thou x3 out of UwU bweath when xDD thou x3 hast UwU bweath +;;w;; To >_> say to ;;w;; me :3 that xDD thou awt x3 out of >_> bweath? +uWu The UwU excuse :3 that xDD thou dost >_< make uWu in ÚwÚ this deway +Is longer than x3 the xDD tawe xDD thou dost uWu excuse. +Is >w< thy nyews ÚwÚ good ow >_> bad? Answer to x3 that. +x3 Say ^-^ eithew, ÚwÚ and I'll xDD stay x3 the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. +Let ;;w;; me be satisfied, :3 is't ÚwÚ good ow >_> bad? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD Weww, xDD you uWu have UwU made :3 a :33 simpwe choice; xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to +choose :3 a man. ^.^ Womeo? :3 Nyo, nyot he. ;;w;; Though :33 his OwO face be xDD bettew than +xDD any ÚwÚ man's, yet :33 his >_< weg :3 excews aww ^-^ men's; ÚwÚ and fow :3 a uWu hand ÚwÚ and :3 a +xDD foot, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; body, ^w^ though ;;w;; they be nyot to be ^w^ tawk'd ;;w;; on, yet ;;w;; they +OwO awe x3 past compare. >w< He >_> is nyot x3 the fwowew of couwtesy, but, I'll +:33 wawwant :3 him, >_< as ^-^ gentwe >_< as :3 a >w< wamb. Go >w< thy >w< ways, ^.^ wench; serve >_< God. +What, uWu have xDD you ÚwÚ din'd uWu at ^w^ home? +^w^ Juw. :3 Nyo, >w< nyo. OwO But aww ÚwÚ this uWu did UwU I ^.^ knyow befowe. +>_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ he of UwU ouw x3 mawwiage? >_> What of ^-^ that? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Wowd, >w< how x3 my >_> head >w< aches! >_> What :3 a >_> head uWu have >_< I! +^.^ It ÚwÚ beats >_< as >w< it ^.^ wouwd faww uWu in ÚwÚ twenty x3 pieces. +OwO My back ^.^ o' t' othew >_< side,- UwU ah, x3 my back, x3 my >_> back! +Beshrew x3 youw >_< heawt fow UwU sending ;;w;; me about +;;w;; To catch x3 my :33 death with >_< jauncing x3 up ÚwÚ and ^-^ down! +^w^ Juw. xDD I' ^w^ faith, UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that xDD thou awt nyot well. +OwO Sweet, sweet, ÚwÚ Sweet xDD nyuwse, tell uWu me, >_> what ;;w;; says x3 my love? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu Youw wuv says, ^.^ wike >w< an xDD honyest gentweman, ÚwÚ and :3 a couwteous, +ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< handsome; x3 and, UwU I warrant, :3 a UwU viwtuous- Whewe >_> is +x3 youw mothew? +^w^ Juw. Whewe >_> is x3 my mothew? Why, ^.^ she >_> is x3 within. +Whewe >_> shouwd ^.^ she :3 be? How oddly xDD thou xDD wepwiest! +uWu 'Youw wuv says, ^.^ wike >w< an xDD honyest gentweman, +^w^ "Whewe >_> is x3 youw mothew?"' +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O >_> God's xDD Wady dear! +^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so :33 hot? Marry come up, UwU I ^w^ twow. +Is ÚwÚ this x3 the >_> pouwtice fow x3 my uWu aching ;;w;; bonyes? +ÚwÚ Hencefowwawd UwU do x3 youw ^-^ messages OwO youwsewf. +^w^ Juw. >_> Hewe's xDD such :3 a coil! ^.^ Come, >_> what ;;w;; says ^.^ Womeo? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 Have xDD you ^w^ got OwO weave to OwO go to shrift >w< to-day? +^w^ Juw. UwU I :3 have. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU Then hie xDD you >w< hence to uWu Fwiaw Laurence' cell; +>_> Thewe uWu stays :3 a :33 husband to >_< make xDD you :3 a x3 wife. +Now x3 comes x3 the >_< wanton :3 bwood x3 up uWu in x3 youw xDD cheeks: +x3 They'ww be uWu in x3 scawwet ^w^ stwaight uWu at xDD any ;;w;; nyews. +Hie xDD you to OwO chuwch; UwU I ^w^ must anyothew :3 way, +;;w;; To :3 fetch :3 a waddew, ^.^ by x3 the which x3 youw wuv +:3 Must x3 cwimb :3 a bird's nyest >w< soon when >w< it >_> is OwO dawk. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD dwudge, ÚwÚ and toiw uWu in x3 youw delight; +OwO But xDD you UwU shaww UwU beaw x3 the >_< buwthen >w< soon uWu at OwO nyight. +:33 Go; I'll to uWu dinnyew; hie xDD you to x3 the >w< ceww. +^w^ Juw. Hie to xDD high fortune! :3 Honyest xDD nyuwse, farewell. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene uWu VI. +uWu Fwiaw Laurence's >w< ceww. + +Entew uWu Fwiaw ^w^ [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and ^-^ Womeo. + +Fwiaw. ^w^ So ;;w;; smiwe x3 the heavens ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >w< howy ;;w;; act +:33 That aftew-houws with sorrow UwU chide >_> us ^w^ nyot! +Rom. >_> Amen, >_< amen! OwO But come >_> what sorrow ^-^ can, +^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot OwO countewvaiw x3 the :3 exchange of joy +:33 That one showt minyute ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me uWu in her :33 sight. +Do xDD thou >_> but ^-^ cwose UwU ouw ^.^ hands with >w< howy wowds, +UwU Then OwO wuv-devouwing :33 death UwU do >_> what ^.^ he dawe- +^.^ It >_> is enough UwU I OwO may >_> but caww her ^w^ minye. +Fwiaw. ;;w;; These :3 viowent dewights uWu have :3 viowent uWu ends +xDD And uWu in uWu theiw twiumph >_> die, ^.^ wike fire ÚwÚ and powdew, +>_< Which, >_< as ;;w;; they ÚwÚ kiss, uWu consume. uWu The ^w^ sweetest honey +Is woathsome uWu in :33 his UwU own dewiciousnyess +xDD And uWu in x3 the >_> taste ;;w;; confounds x3 the ÚwÚ appetite. +Therefore wuv modewatewy: ^-^ wong wuv xDD doth so; +Too UwU swift awwives >_< as ÚwÚ tawdy >_< as ^w^ too slow. + +Entew Juliet. + +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the >_> wady. >_< O, UwU so >w< wight :3 a :33 foot +Will ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ weaw x3 out x3 the everlasting flint. +^-^ A wuvw OwO may :3 bestwide x3 the gossamer +:33 That ;;w;; idwes uWu in x3 the >_< wanton ^-^ summew air, +xDD And yet nyot uWu faww; UwU so >w< wight >_> is ^-^ vanyity. +^w^ Juw. ^-^ Good even to x3 my ghostly ^-^ confessow. +Fwiaw. >_< Womeo UwU shaww >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ daughtew, fow >_> us xDD both. +^w^ Juw. ;;w;; As much to :3 him, >_> ewse >_> is :33 his thanks ^w^ too :33 much. +Rom. xDD Ah, Juwiet, >_> if x3 the UwU measuwe of >w< thy joy +^w^ Be ^w^ heap'd ^.^ wike >_> minye, ÚwÚ and :3 that >w< thy :3 skiww be ^.^ mowe +;;w;; To >_> bwazon :33 it, xDD then sweeten with >w< thy UwU bweath +This OwO nyeighbouw air, ÚwÚ and wet rich music's >_> tongue +Unfold x3 the xDD imagin'd happinyess :3 that both +Receive uWu in xDD eithew ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu deaw ÚwÚ encountew. +^w^ Juw. Conceit, ^.^ mowe rich uWu in ;;w;; mattew than uWu in wowds, +uWu Bwags of :33 his ÚwÚ substance, nyot of ornament. +^-^ They OwO awe >_> but x3 beggaws :3 that ^.^ can ;;w;; count uWu theiw wowth; +OwO But x3 my true wuv >_> is grown to xDD such ^.^ excess +;;w;; cannyot >w< sum x3 up >w< sum of half x3 my ;;w;; weawth. +Fwiaw. ^.^ Come, come with uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make showt >_> wowk; +For, ^.^ by x3 youw OwO weaves, xDD you UwU shaww nyot xDD stay awonye +Tiww Holy ;;w;; Chuwch incorporate >w< two uWu in onye. [Exeunt.] -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. -OwO A uWu pubwic :3 pwace. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Mewcutio, >_> Benvowio, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Men. - -^w^ Ben. I pray ^.^ thee, good ^w^ Mewcutio, wet's >w< wetiwe. -The :3 day :3 is hot, OwO the UwU Capuwets abwoad. -And ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 meet, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape :3 a bwaww, ->_< Fow nyow, ^.^ these ^.^ hot OwO days, :3 is OwO the mad UwU bwood >_> stiwwing. -^w^ Mew. Thou art >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these xDD fewwows UwU that, when ^.^ he ÚwÚ entews OwO the -confinyes >_> of :3 a >_> tavewn, :33 cwaps me his >_< swowd x3 upon OwO the ^-^ tabwe ÚwÚ and :33 says -'God ^-^ send me nyo :3 nyeed >_> of >w< thee!' ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the xDD opewation >_> of OwO the uWu second -^w^ cup dwaws him uWu on OwO the ^-^ dwawew, when >_< indeed there :3 is nyo need. -^w^ Ben. OwO Am I >_< wike such :3 a fewwow? -^w^ Mew. ^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 thou art as ^.^ hot :3 a ^-^ jack in >w< thy >w< mood as ^-^ any in -Italy; ÚwÚ and as >_> soon ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to >w< be uWu moody, ÚwÚ and as >_> soon ^-^ moody ^-^ to >w< be -ÚwÚ muvd. -^w^ Ben. And what UwU to? -^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an there ;;w;; wewe two :33 such, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have UwU nyonye ÚwÚ showtwy, uWu fow -^-^ onye would :33 kiww OwO the other. Thou! >_> why, :3 thou xDD wiwt >_< quawwew with :3 a man -UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a >_< haiw ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow :3 a >_< haiw less in his beard than :3 thou UwU hast. -Thou xDD wiwt >_< quawwew with :3 a man uWu fow x3 cwacking nuts, having nyo uWu othew -reason uWu but ^.^ because :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ hazew OwO eyes. What eye uWu but such OwO an eye -would UwU spy >_< out such :3 a quarrel? x3 Thy head :3 is as :33 fuww >_> of quarrels as -OwO an egg :3 is :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ meat; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< thy head ;;w;; hath >_< been >_> beaten as -^w^ addwe as OwO an egg uWu fow xDD quawwewwing. Thou x3 hast quarrell'd with :3 a man -uWu fow ^w^ coughing in OwO the street, ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath wakened >w< thy ^.^ dog UwU that -;;w;; hath ;;w;; wain asweep in OwO the OwO sun. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww >_< out with :3 a ->_> taiwow uWu fow wearing his OwO nyew ÚwÚ doubwet before Eastew, with another -uWu fow tying his OwO nyew ÚwÚ shoes with OwO an ^.^ owd riband? And ÚwÚ yet :3 thou xDD wiwt -OwO tutow me ^-^ fwom :3 quawwewwing! -^w^ Ben. An I ;;w;; wewe OwO so :3 apt ^-^ to >_< quawwew as :3 thou :3 awt, ^-^ any man shouwd ^-^ buy -OwO the >_< fee ÚwÚ simpwe >_> of my life uWu fow OwO an hour ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu quawtew. -^w^ Mew. The >_< fee ÚwÚ simpwe? :3 O xDD simpwe! - -x3 Entew >_> Tybawt ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. - -^w^ Ben. By my uWu head, here come OwO the Capulets. -^w^ Mew. By my ;;w;; heew, I cawe not. -UwU Tyb. Follow me OwO cwose, uWu fow I uWu wiww speak ^-^ to ^.^ them. -Gentwemen, good den. OwO A >_> wowd with ^-^ onye >_> of you. -^w^ Mew. And uWu but ^-^ onye >_> wowd with ^-^ onye >_> of >_> us? -xDD Coupwe ^.^ it with UwU something; ^-^ make ^.^ it :3 a >_> wowd ÚwÚ and :3 a bwow. -UwU Tyb. You uWu shaww find me :3 apt enough ^-^ to UwU that, ;;w;; siw, OwO an you uWu wiww ^w^ give me -;;w;; occasion. -^w^ Mew. Could you ^.^ nyot UwU take >w< some >w< occasion ^-^ without giving -UwU Tyb. ^w^ Mewcutio, :3 thou consowtest with Womeo. -^w^ Mew. ^w^ Consowt? >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ make OwO us x3 minstwews? An :3 thou ^-^ make -minstrels >_> of >w< us, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to hear nyothing uWu but discords. Here's my -OwO fiddwestick; >w< hewe's UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make you dance. uWu Zounds, >_> consowt! -^w^ Ben. We talk here in OwO the uWu pubwic ^.^ haunt >_> of ^-^ men. -x3 Eithew withdraw x3 unto >w< some pwivate place -And reason ;;w;; cowdwy >_> of >_> youw :3 gwievances, -Ow ewse depart. ;;w;; Hewe >w< aww eyes xDD gaze uWu on ÚwÚ us. -^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Men's eyes ;;w;; wewe :3 made ^-^ to look, ÚwÚ and let them OwO gaze. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 budge uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ man's pweasuwe, - -x3 Entew Womeo. - -UwU Tyb. Weww, xDD peace >w< be with you, sir. ;;w;; Hewe comes my xDD man. -^w^ Mew. But I'll >w< be hang'd, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if ^.^ he wear >_> youw ;;w;; wivewy. -x3 Mawwy, >w< go before ^-^ to field, :3 he'ww >w< be >_> youw ^.^ fowwowew! -Your wowship in UwU that :33 sense ^-^ may caww him xDD man. -UwU Tyb. :33 Womeo, OwO the love I bear ÚwÚ thee can :33 affowd -:3 Nyo better term than :33 this: :3 thou art :3 a :3 viwwain. ->_< Wom. Tybalt, OwO the reason UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ to love ÚwÚ thee -^-^ Doth >w< much ;;w;; excuse OwO the ;;w;; appewtainying ;;w;; wage -ÚwÚ To such :3 a xDD gweeting. Villain x3 am I none. -OwO Thewefowe faweweww. I UwU see :3 thou OwO knyowest me not. -UwU Tyb. UwU Boy, :3 this uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; excuse OwO the injuwies -:33 That :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye me; OwO thewefowe xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and >w< dwaw. ->_< Wom. I ^-^ do uWu pwotest I never injur'd ^.^ thee, -But love ÚwÚ thee better than :3 thou ^w^ canst devise -;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of my :33 wuv; -And OwO so good Capulet, ;;w;; which name I >w< tendew -UwU As dearly as >_< minye own, >w< be >_> satisfied. -^w^ Mew. :3 O ^-^ cawm, dishonourable, :3 viwe submission! -Awwa stoccata >_> cawwies ^.^ it >_> away. ÚwÚ [Dwaws.] -Tybalt, you x3 watcatchew, uWu wiww you >_> wawk? -UwU Tyb. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have with x3 me? -^w^ Mew. Good UwU King >_> of Cats, nyothing uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw :33 nyinye >w< wives. :33 That I -UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ make bowd ^-^ withaw, :3 and, as you uWu shaww ;;w;; use me hereafter, -^-^ dwy-beat OwO the west >_> of OwO the eight. uWu Wiww you xDD pwuck >_> youw >_< swowd >_< out >_> of -his ^w^ pitchew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; eaws? UwU Make haste, west >_< minye >w< be about >_> youw ears -ewe ^.^ it >w< be >_< out. -UwU Tyb. I x3 am uWu fow you. ÚwÚ [Dwaws.] ->_< Wom. ;;w;; Gentwe ^w^ Mewcutio, >w< put >w< thy ;;w;; wapiew :33 up. -^w^ Mew. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw OwO passado! -^.^ [They ÚwÚ fight.] ->_< Wom. Dwaw, Benvolio; beat ;;w;; down theiw weapons. -Gentwemen, uWu fow OwO shame! uWu fowbeaw :3 this x3 outwage! -Tybalt, ^w^ Mewcutio, OwO the Prince ^-^ expwesswy ;;w;; hath -^-^ Fowbid :3 this bandying in Vewonya >_< stweets. -^-^ Howd, ^w^ Tybawt! Good ^.^ Mewcutio! ->_> Tybawt uWu undew Womeo's arm thrusts Mercutio ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and flies -[with his Followers]. -^w^ Mew. I x3 am :33 huwt. -OwO A pwague o' uWu both >_> youw ;;w;; houses! I x3 am uWu sped. -^-^ Is ^.^ he gonye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath :3 nyothing? -^w^ Ben. >_> What, art :3 thou >_> huwt? -^w^ Mew. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, :3 a scratch, :3 a >_< scwatch. x3 Mawwy, 'tis ^w^ enyough. -:3 Whewe :3 is my :33 page? Go, viwwain, ÚwÚ fetch :3 a suwgeon. -xDD [Exit :33 Page.] ->_< Wom. Courage, xDD man. The hurt cannyot >w< be ^w^ much. -^w^ Mew. No, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ deep as :3 a well, :3 nyow OwO so ^-^ wide as :3 a church uWu doow; -uWu but 'tis enyough, 'twill uWu sewve. ^-^ Ask uWu fow me to-morrow, ÚwÚ and you -uWu shaww find me :3 a grave xDD man. I x3 am peppered, I x3 wawwant, uWu fow :3 this -world. OwO A pwague o' uWu both >_> youw ;;w;; houses! uWu Zounds, :3 a dog, :3 a wat, :3 a -ÚwÚ mouse, :3 a ^w^ cat, ^-^ to scratch :3 a man ^-^ to >_< death! :3 a braggart, :3 a wogue, :3 a -viwwain, UwU that xDD fights uWu by OwO the book >_> of awithmetic! UwU Why OwO the ^w^ deviw -came you :3 between >_> us? I ÚwÚ was hurt uWu undew >_> youw arm. ->_< Wom. I ^w^ thought >w< aww uWu fow OwO the >_> best. -^w^ Mew. Hewp me OwO into >w< some OwO house, >_> Benvowio, -Ow I uWu shaww UwU faint. OwO A pwague o' uWu both >_> youw ;;w;; houses! -^.^ They ^.^ have :3 made worms' meat >_> of >_> me. I ^.^ have it, -And soundwy ^w^ too. Your ;;w;; houses! -[Exit. [supported uWu by :3 Benvowio]. ->_< Wom. :3 This ;;w;; gentweman, OwO the Pwince's ;;w;; nyeaw >w< awwy, -UwU My vewy OwO fwiend, ;;w;; hath ^w^ got :3 this x3 mowtaw hurt -UwU In my >_> behawf- my weputation :33 stain'd -x3 With :3 Tybawt's ÚwÚ swandew- Tybalt, UwU that OwO an hour -;;w;; Hath >_< been my :3 kinsman. :3 O ^w^ sweet ^w^ Juwiet, -x3 Thy x3 beauty ;;w;; hath :3 made me effeminate -And in my uWu tempew ÚwÚ soft'nyed x3 vawouw's >_< steew - -x3 Entew OwO Benvowio. - -^w^ Ben. :3 O :33 Womeo, :33 Womeo, bwave >_< Mewcutio's x3 dead! -:33 That x3 gawwant spirit ;;w;; hath xDD aspiw'd OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, -^w^ Which xDD too ;;w;; untimewy here >_> did :33 scown OwO the xDD eawth. ->_< Wom. :3 This UwU day's bwack >w< fate uWu on uWu moe >_< days doth :3 depend; -:3 This uWu but begins OwO the >_> woe ÚwÚ othews >w< must OwO end. - -x3 Entew ^.^ Tybawt. - -^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^-^ fuwious >_> Tybawt xDD back again. ->_< Wom. ÚwÚ Awive in :3 twiumph, ÚwÚ and Mercutio uWu swain? -:3 Away ^-^ to >w< heaven >_> wespective lenity, -And ^w^ fiwe-ey'd :3 fuwy >w< be my OwO conduct nyow! -Nyow, Tybalt, UwU take OwO the 'villain' xDD back UwU again -:33 That ^.^ wate :3 thou >w< gavest me; uWu fow >_< Mewcutio's ^w^ souw -^-^ Is uWu but :3 a wittwe uWu way :33 abuv ^-^ ouw UwU heads, -:33 Staying uWu fow UwU thinye ^-^ to ^-^ keep him :33 company. -x3 Eithew :3 thou ^w^ ow OwO I, ^w^ ow ^.^ both, >w< must >w< go with >_> him. -UwU Tyb. uWu Thou, wwetched OwO boy, UwU that didst >w< consowt him ;;w;; hewe, -Shalt with him ^-^ hence. ->_< Wom. :3 This uWu shaww xDD detewminye ;;w;; that. -^.^ They ^w^ fight. >_> Tybawt ^.^ fawws. -^w^ Ben. :33 Womeo, ^w^ away, >w< be uWu gonye! -The xDD citizens awe uWu up, ÚwÚ and >_> Tybawt slain. -Stand ^.^ nyot amaz'd. The Prince uWu wiww :33 doom ÚwÚ thee death ->w< If :3 thou art taken. ÚwÚ Hence, >w< be gone, >w< away! ->_< Wom. :33 O, I x3 am >_< fowtunye's foow! -^w^ Ben. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou stay? -Exit Womeo. -x3 Entew ;;w;; Citizens. - -uWu Citizen. ^w^ Which uWu way ÚwÚ wan ^.^ he UwU that xDD kiww'd xDD Mewcutio? -Tybalt, UwU that >_> muwthewew, ;;w;; which uWu way ÚwÚ wan x3 he? -^w^ Ben. Thewe :3 wies UwU that ^.^ Tybawt. -uWu Citizen. ÚwÚ Up, ;;w;; siw, >w< go with >_> me. -I chawge ÚwÚ thee in OwO the Pwince's name ;;w;; obey. - -x3 Entew Prince :33 [attended], Old :3 Montague, Capulet, theiw :3 Wives, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ [othews]. - -^.^ Pwince. :3 Whewe awe OwO the :3 viwe beginners >_> of :3 this fway? -^w^ Ben. :3 O x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. I can ÚwÚ discuvw >w< aww -The unwucky manage >_> of :3 this :33 fataw x3 bwaww. -Thewe :3 wies OwO the man, OwO swain uWu by x3 young :33 Womeo, -:33 That slew >w< thy kinsman, bwave Mewcutio. -Cap. >_< Wife. Tybalt, my ÚwÚ cousin! :3 O my >_< bwothew's chiwd! -:3 O Prince! :3 O ^w^ husband! :33 O, OwO the UwU bwood :3 is spiww'd -x3 Of my dear >_< kinsman! Pwince, as :3 thou art true, ->_< Fow UwU bwood >_> of ^w^ ouws shed UwU bwood >_> of :3 Montague. -:3 O uWu cousin, ÚwÚ cousin! -^.^ Pwince. >_> Benvowio, ^-^ who >_< began :3 this bwoody fway? -^w^ Ben. Tybalt, here slain, xDD whom Womeo's hand >_> did >_> stay. -:33 Womeo, UwU that xDD spoke him :33 faiw, ;;w;; bid him >_< bethink -OwO How nice OwO the >_< quawwew OwO was, ÚwÚ and urg'd withaw -Your UwU high displeasure. ^-^ Aww this- UwU uttewed -x3 With gentwe breath, UwU cawm look, knyees humbly >_> bow'd- -Could ^.^ nyot UwU take truce with OwO the xDD unwuwy uWu spween -x3 Of >_> Tybawt xDD deaf ^-^ to :3 peace, uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ tiwts -x3 With ^.^ piewcing >_< steew at bowd >_< Mewcutio's breast; -Who, >w< aww as hot, ;;w;; tuwns >_> deadwy point ^-^ to ^w^ point, -And, with :3 a martial ^w^ scown, with ^-^ onye hand x3 beats -Cold death ^w^ aside ÚwÚ and with OwO the uWu othew >_> sends -^w^ It xDD back ^-^ to Tybalt, uWu whose dextewity -Retorts it. Romeo ^.^ he x3 cwies :33 awoud, -ÚwÚ 'Howd, x3 fwiends! fwiends, pawt!' ÚwÚ and OwO swiftew than his tongue, -His agiwe arm x3 beats ;;w;; down theiw :33 fataw xDD points, -And :33 'twixt them ;;w;; wushes; undewnyeath uWu whose arm -An ÚwÚ envious OwO thwust ^-^ fwom >_> Tybawt :3 hit OwO the life -x3 Of :33 stout ^w^ Mewcutio, ÚwÚ and then >_> Tybawt >_> fwed; -But ;;w;; by-and-by comes xDD back ^-^ to :33 Womeo, -OwO Who xDD had uWu but newly >w< entewtain'd ÚwÚ wevenge, -And to't uWu they >w< go >_< wike wightnying; for, ewe I -Could dwaw ^-^ to part ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ was :33 stout >_> Tybawt slain; -And, as ^.^ he fell, >_> did Romeo xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and uWu fwy. -:3 This :3 is OwO the truth, ^w^ ow let Benvolio ^-^ die. -Cap. >_< Wife. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a x3 kinsman ^-^ to OwO the Montague; -x3 Affection makes him fawse, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot true. -uWu Some twenty >_> of them xDD fought in :3 this bwack stwife, -And >w< aww x3 those twenty :33 couwd uWu but :33 kiww ^-^ onye wife. -I UwU beg uWu fow justice, ;;w;; which thou, Pwince, >w< must >w< give. -Romeo slew x3 Tybawt; Romeo >w< must ^.^ nyot wive. -^.^ Pwince. Romeo slew him; ^.^ he slew Mewcutio. -OwO Who :3 nyow OwO the x3 pwice >_> of his dear UwU bwood doth ^.^ owe? -:3 Mon. :3 Nyot :33 Womeo, Prince; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< Mewcutio's :3 fwiend; -His fauwt concwudes uWu but what OwO the OwO waw shouwd end, -The life >_> of ^.^ Tybawt. -^.^ Pwince. And uWu fow UwU that OwO offence -Immediately ^-^ we ^-^ do exiwe him ^-^ hence. -I ^.^ have OwO an ;;w;; intewest in >_> youw uWu hate's pwoceeding, -UwU My UwU bwood uWu fow >_> youw wude >_< bwawws doth lie xDD a-bweeding; -But I'll ^w^ amewce you with OwO so >w< stwong :3 a fine -:33 That you uWu shaww >w< aww ^w^ wepent OwO the woss >_> of x3 minye. -I uWu wiww >w< be xDD deaf ^-^ to pleading ÚwÚ and excuses; -Nyow ;;w;; teaws :3 nyow ;;w;; pwayews uWu shaww ^-^ puwchase >_< out >w< abuses. -OwO Thewefowe ;;w;; use none. >_> Wet Romeo x3 hence in haste, -Else, when ^.^ he :3 is OwO found, UwU that hour :3 is his :33 wast. -Beaw x3 hence :3 this body, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attend ^-^ ouw uWu wiww. -uWu Mewcy uWu but >_< muwdews, pardoning x3 those UwU that kill. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. ->_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. - -x3 Entew Juliet awonye. - -^w^ Juw. Gawwop :3 apace, you fiery-footed >_< steeds, -Towawds Phoebus' lodging! Such :3 a ^.^ wagonyew -UwU As Phaeton would x3 whip you ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ West -And bwing in cloudy night immediatewy. -Spread >w< thy :33 cwose uWu cuwtain, love-performing night, -:33 That wunyaway eyes ^-^ may :3 wink, ÚwÚ and Romeo -^w^ Weap ^-^ to ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ untawk'd >_> of ÚwÚ and xDD unseen. -Wuvws can UwU see ^-^ to ^-^ do theiw amorous :3 wites -By theiw >_> own UwU beauties; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if love >w< be :3 bwind, -^w^ It :33 best agrees with ^-^ nyight. ^w^ Come, civil night, -Thou UwU sobew-suited >_> matwon, >w< aww in :3 bwack, -And learn me how ^-^ to wose :3 a winning UwU match, ->w< Pway'd uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of stainless maidenhoods. -Hood my >w< unmann'd blood, ;;w;; bating in my :33 cheeks, -x3 With >w< thy bwack mantle ÚwÚ tiww ÚwÚ stwange love, UwU gwown bold, -:33 Think OwO twue love acted ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; modesty. -^w^ Come, >_< nyight; xDD come, uWu Womeo; xDD come, :3 thou :3 day in >_< nyight; ->_< Fow :3 thou xDD wiwt lie x3 upon OwO the x3 wings >_> of night -xDD Whitew than OwO nyew snyow x3 upon :3 a >_> waven's ^-^ back. -^w^ Come, gentwe >_< nyight; xDD come, woving, ^-^ bwack-bwow'd >_< nyight; ->w< Give me my uWu Womeo; :3 and, when ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 die, -;;w;; Take him ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut him >_< out in wittwe staws, -And ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of >w< heaven OwO so fine -:33 That >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu wiww >w< be in love with night -And pay nyo wowship ^-^ to OwO the uWu gawish OwO sun. -:33 O, I ^.^ have bought OwO the UwU mansion >_> of :3 a love, -But ^.^ nyot ^-^ possess'd xDD it; ÚwÚ and >w< though I x3 am ÚwÚ sowd, -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> enjoy'd. ^w^ So >w< tedious :3 is :3 this :3 day -UwU As :3 is OwO the night before >w< some xDD festivaw -ÚwÚ To OwO an impatient >w< chiwd UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO nyew wobes -And ^-^ may ^.^ nyot wear ^.^ them. :33 O, here comes my ^w^ nyuwse, - -x3 Entew xDD Nyuwse, with cords. - -And ^.^ she brings news; ÚwÚ and every :33 tongue UwU that ^-^ speaks -But Womeo's name ^-^ speaks ^w^ heavenwy eloquence. -Nyow, ^w^ nyuwse, what x3 nyews? What x3 hast :3 thou thewe? OwO the :3 cowds -:33 That Romeo ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee fetch? ->_< Nyuwse. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, OwO the cords. -[Thwows them UwU down.] -^w^ Juw. ^w^ Ay UwU me! what x3 nyews? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou wwing >w< thy ^.^ hands ->_< Nyuwse. xDD Ah, weraday! :33 he's OwO dead, :33 he's OwO dead, :33 he's x3 dead! -We awe :3 undonye, >w< wady, ^-^ we awe :3 undonye! -;;w;; Awack OwO the xDD day! :33 he's gone, :33 he's >_> kiww'd, :33 he's x3 dead! -^w^ Juw. ^w^ Can >w< heaven >w< be OwO so OwO envious? ->_< Nyuwse. Romeo ^-^ can, -^-^ Though >w< heaven :3 cannyot. :3 O :33 Womeo, Romeo! -OwO Who >w< evew would ^.^ have ^w^ thought it? Romeo! -^w^ Juw. What ^w^ deviw art :3 thou UwU that OwO dost >_> towment me ^.^ thus? -:3 This >_> towtuwe shouwd >w< be xDD woaw'd in dismaw ÚwÚ heww. -;;w;; Hath Romeo OwO swain >w< himsewf? Say :3 thou uWu but :33 'I,' -And UwU that x3 bawe >_> vowew >_> 'I' uWu shaww :3 poison ^-^ mowe ->w< Than OwO the >_< death-dawting eye >_> of ^-^ cockatwice. -I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO I, ^-^ if there >w< be such OwO an ÚwÚ 'I'; -Ow x3 those eyes OwO shut UwU that ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ answew 'I.' ->w< If >w< be >w< be slain, uWu say ÚwÚ 'I'; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, xDD 'nyo.' -ÚwÚ Bwief x3 sounds xDD detewminye >_> of my ^-^ weaw ^w^ ow ^w^ woe. ->_< Nyuwse. I ^-^ saw OwO the :33 wound, I ^-^ saw ^.^ it with >_< minye >_> eyes, -x3 (God :33 save OwO the OwO mawk!) here uWu on his >_< manwy breast. -OwO A >w< piteous cowse, :3 a bwoody >w< piteous >_> cowse; -OwO Pawe, OwO pawe as ^w^ ashes, >w< aww >w< bedaub'd in blood, -^-^ Aww in gowe-bwood. I uWu swounded at OwO the ^w^ sight. -^w^ Juw. :33 O, bweak, my >_< heawt! UwU poow ^w^ bankwout, >_< bweak at ÚwÚ once! -ÚwÚ To x3 pwison, ^w^ eyes; :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook uWu on liberty! -Vile :3 eawth, ^-^ to :3 eawth resign; ^-^ end motion ;;w;; hewe, -And :3 thou ÚwÚ and Romeo press ^-^ onye :33 heavy biew! ->_< Nyuwse. :3 O Tybalt, Tybalt, OwO the :33 best fwiend I :3 had! -:3 O courteous ^w^ Tybawt! >w< honyest ^-^ gentweman -:33 That >w< evew I shouwd live ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee x3 dead! -^w^ Juw. What :3 stowm :3 is :3 this UwU that uWu bwows OwO so >w< contwawy? -^-^ Is Romeo ^w^ swaught'wed, ÚwÚ and :3 is >_> Tybawt ;;w;; dead? -UwU My >_< deaw-wov'd uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ deawew UwU wowd? ->_> Then, dreadful ^.^ twumpet, :33 sound OwO the ^w^ genyewaw doom! ->_< Fow ^-^ who :3 is living, ^-^ if x3 those two awe gonye? ->_< Nyuwse. >_> Tybawt :3 is gone, ÚwÚ and Romeo >w< banyished; -Romeo UwU that xDD kiww'd ^w^ him, ^.^ he :3 is banyished. -^w^ Juw. :3 O God! OwO Did Womeo's hand shed :3 Tybawt's blood? ->_< Nyuwse. ^w^ It :33 did, ^.^ it >w< did! OwO awas OwO the day, ^.^ it >w< did! -^w^ Juw. :3 O sewpent xDD heawt, hid with :3 a >_< fwow'wing >w< face! -OwO Did >w< evew >_< dwagon ^-^ keep OwO so fair :3 a ^w^ cave? -:3 Beautifuw >w< tywant! x3 fiend angelical! -UwU Duv-feathew'd ÚwÚ waven! wolvish-ravening lamb! ->w< Despised xDD substance >_> of divinest show! ->w< Just >w< opposite ^-^ to what :3 thou justly >_> seem'st- -OwO A damned :33 saint, OwO an honyouwabwe viwwain! -:3 O UwU nyatuwe, what xDD hadst :3 thou ^-^ to ^-^ do in heww -When :3 thou didst UwU bowew OwO the spirit >_> of :3 a x3 fiend -UwU In x3 mowtaw xDD pawadise >_> of such ^w^ sweet flesh? ->_> Was >w< evew book containing such :3 viwe matter -^w^ So ^w^ faiwwy ÚwÚ bound? :33 O, UwU that deceit shouwd ÚwÚ dweww -UwU In such :3 a gorgeous palace! ->_< Nyuwse. There's nyo twust, -:3 Nyo :33 faith, nyo xDD honyesty in ^w^ men; >w< aww uWu pewjuw'd, -^-^ Aww xDD fowswown, >w< aww >_> nyaught, >w< aww xDD dissembwews. -xDD Ah, ^w^ whewe's my man? >w< Give me >w< some aqua :33 vitae. -^.^ These ^.^ gwiefs, ^.^ these ÚwÚ woes, ^.^ these ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ make me ^.^ owd. -Shame come ^-^ to Romeo! -^w^ Juw. Blister'd >w< be >w< thy :33 tongue ->_< Fow such :3 a wish! ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to >w< shame. -:3 Upon his uWu bwow ÚwÚ shame :3 is asham'd ^-^ to sit; ->_< Fow 'tis :3 a UwU thwonye xDD whewe uWu honyouw ^-^ may >w< be xDD cwown'd -^-^ Sowe ÚwÚ monyawch >_> of OwO the unyivewsaw xDD eawth. -:33 O, what :3 a beast ÚwÚ was I ^-^ to ^w^ chide at :3 him! ->_< Nyuwse. uWu Wiww you speak ;;w;; weww >_> of him UwU that xDD kiww'd >_> youw ^-^ cousin? -^w^ Juw. :33 Shaww I speak i-iww >_> of him UwU that :3 is my ^.^ husband? -xDD Ah, UwU poow my lord, what :33 tongue uWu shaww ÚwÚ smooth >w< thy name -When OwO I, >w< thy three-hours xDD wife, ^.^ have OwO mangwed it? -But wherefore, viwwain, didst :3 thou :33 kiww my ^-^ cousin? -:33 That villain cousin would ^.^ have xDD kiww'd my >_> husband. -:3 Back, foowish >_< teaws, xDD back ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ nyative spring! -Your ÚwÚ twibutawy ^.^ dwops belong ^-^ to x3 woe, -^w^ Which you, ^w^ mistaking, :3 offew OwO up ^-^ to OwO joy. -UwU My xDD husband x3 wives, UwU that >_> Tybawt would ^.^ have slain; -And :3 Tybawt's OwO dead, UwU that would ^.^ have OwO swain my >_> husband. -^-^ Aww :3 this :3 is OwO comfowt; xDD whewefowe weep I ^.^ then? -uWu Some >_> wowd there OwO was, ^-^ wowsew than :3 Tybawt's >_< death, -:33 That muwd'wed >_> me. I would ^-^ fowget ^.^ it >_> fain; -But :33 O, ^.^ it ÚwÚ pwesses ^-^ to my memowy -;;w;; Wike damned OwO guiwty deeds ^-^ to ^-^ sinnyews' OwO minds! -UwU 'Tybawt :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and x3 Womeo- uWu banyished.' -:33 That :3 'banyished,' UwU that ^-^ onye >_> wowd :3 'banyished,' -;;w;; Hath OwO swain >w< ten ^w^ thousand Tybalts. :3 Tybawt's death ->_> Was >_> woe enyough, ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had UwU ended :3 thewe; -Or, ^-^ if ^w^ souw >_> woe >w< dewights in OwO fewwowship -And ^-^ nyeedwy uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ wank'd with uWu othew ^.^ gwiefs, -UwU Why ^-^ fowwowed ;;w;; nyot, when ^.^ she ^w^ said ÚwÚ 'Tybawt's dead,' -x3 Thy fathew, ^w^ ow >w< thy mothew, xDD nyay, ^w^ ow ^.^ both, -^w^ Which modewn xDD wamentation UwU might ^.^ have OwO mov'd? -But with :3 a ÚwÚ weawwawd following :3 Tybawt's >_< death, -;;w;; 'Womeo :3 is banyished'- ^-^ to speak UwU that >_> wowd -^-^ Is fathew, mothew, Tybalt, :33 Womeo, ^w^ Juwiet, -^-^ Aww slain, >w< aww UwU dead. ;;w;; 'Womeo :3 is banyished'- -Thewe :3 is nyo end, nyo >_< wimit, >_> measuwe, UwU bound, -UwU In UwU that word's ^w^ death; nyo uWu wowds can UwU that >_> woe :3 sound. -:3 Whewe :3 is my fathew ÚwÚ and my mothew, nurse? ->_< Nyuwse. UwU Weeping ÚwÚ and >_> waiwing xDD uvw :3 Tybawt's :33 cowse. -uWu Wiww you >w< go ^-^ to >w< them? I uWu wiww bwing you thithew. -^w^ Juw. OwO Wash uWu they his wounds with ÚwÚ teaws? Minye uWu shaww >w< be x3 spent, -When ;;w;; theiws awe >_> dwy, uWu fow Womeo's banishment. -;;w;; Take OwO up x3 those cords. OwO Poow ropes, you awe UwU beguiw'd, -Both you ÚwÚ and OwO I, uWu fow Romeo :3 is exiw'd. -ÚwÚ He :3 made you uWu fow :3 a >_> highway ^-^ to my ^-^ bed; -But OwO I, :3 a ;;w;; maid, die >_> maiden-widowed. -^w^ Come, cowds; xDD come, nurse. I'll ^-^ to my >w< wedding ^-^ bed; -And >_< death, ^.^ nyot :33 Womeo, UwU take my >w< maidenhead! ->_< Nyuwse. Hie ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ chambew. I'll find Romeo -ÚwÚ To comfort you. I ÚwÚ wot ;;w;; weww xDD whewe ^.^ he is. -UwU Hawk >_< ye, >_> youw Romeo uWu wiww >w< be here at ^-^ nyight. -I'll ^-^ to him; ^.^ he :3 is hid at Wauwence' cell. -^w^ Juw. :33 O, find :3 him! ^w^ give :3 this ring ^-^ to my OwO twue x3 knyight -And ;;w;; bid him come ^-^ to UwU take his last faweweww. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. - -x3 Entew Fwiaw [Laurence]. - -^w^ Fwiaw. :33 Womeo, come fowth; come >w< fowth, :3 thou xDD feawfuw xDD man. -;;w;; Affwiction :3 is UwU enyanmouw'd >_> of >w< thy :33 pawts, -And :3 thou art ^w^ wedded ^-^ to ^w^ cawamity. - -x3 Entew Womeo. - ->_< Wom. Father, what x3 nyews? What :3 is OwO the Pwince's :33 doom -What UwU sowwow x3 cwaves >_> acquaintance at my hand -:33 That I ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow not? -^w^ Fwiaw. :3 Too ÚwÚ famiwiaw -^-^ Is my dear :3 son with such ^w^ souw :33 company. -I bwing ÚwÚ thee >_< tidings >_> of OwO the Pwince's >w< doom. ->_< Wom. What less than :3 doomsday :3 is OwO the Pwince's doom? -^w^ Fwiaw. OwO A >_< gentwew ÚwÚ judgment ^-^ vanyish'd ^-^ fwom his ^.^ wips- -:3 Nyot body's >_< death, uWu but body's banishment. ->_< Wom. Ha, banyishment? Be :3 mewcifuw, uWu say xDD 'death'; ->_< Fow exiwe ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe terror in his look, -^.^ Much ^-^ mowe than :33 death. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say xDD 'banyishment.' -^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Hence ^-^ fwom Vewonya art :3 thou banyished. -Be :3 patient, uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is bwoad ÚwÚ and >w< wide. ->_< Wom. Thewe :3 is nyo x3 wowwd ^-^ without Vewonya wawws, -But x3 puwgatowy, >w< towtuwe, heww itself. ->_< Hence >w< banyished :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU wowwd, -And world's exiwe :3 is :33 death. ;;w;; Then 'banyishment' -^-^ Is death misterm'd. ^-^ Cawwing death :3 'banyishment,' -Thou cut'st my head x3 off with :3 a gowden axe -And >_< smiwest x3 upon OwO the OwO stwoke UwU that ^.^ muwdews >_> me. -^w^ Fwiaw. :3 O >_> deadwy ÚwÚ sin! :3 O wude UwU unthankfuwnyess! -x3 Thy fauwt ^-^ ouw OwO waw calls ^w^ death; uWu but OwO the >w< kind Pwince, -^-^ Taking >w< thy UwU pawt, ;;w;; hath wush'd ^w^ aside OwO the waw, -And tuwn'd UwU that bwack >_> wowd death ^-^ to banishment. -:3 This :3 is dear >w< mewcy, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< seest ^.^ it not. ->_< Wom. ^.^ 'Tis >w< towtuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu mewcy. xDD Heaven :3 is ;;w;; hewe, -:3 Whewe Juliet lives; ÚwÚ and every ÚwÚ cat ÚwÚ and ^.^ dog -And wittwe ÚwÚ mouse, every unworthy :33 thing, -Live here in >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ may ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU hew; -But Romeo ^-^ may not. Mowe vawidity, -Mowe honyouwabwe state, ^-^ mowe courtship ;;w;; wives -UwU In carrion flies than Womeo. ^.^ They ^-^ may ÚwÚ seize -uWu On OwO the >_> white wonder >_> of dear ^-^ Juwiet's hand -And >_< steaw immortal xDD bwessing ^-^ fwom xDD hew wips, -Who, x3 even in ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and >_< vestaw modesty, -OwO Stiww >w< bwush, as >w< thinking theiw >_> own OwO kisses >w< sin; -But Romeo ^-^ may nyot- ^.^ he :3 is banyished. -:3 This ^-^ may flies uWu do, when I ^-^ fwom :3 this >w< must ^w^ fwy; -^.^ They awe free ^-^ men, uWu but I x3 am banyished. -And >_> sayest :3 thou ÚwÚ yet UwU that exiwe :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU death? -uWu Hadst :3 thou nyo :3 poison :3 mix'd, nyo xDD shawp-gwound ;;w;; knyife, -:3 Nyo ^w^ sudden UwU mean >_> of >_< death, >w< though :33 nye'ew OwO so >_> mean, -But 'banished' ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 me- >_< 'banyished'? -:3 O >_> fwiaw, OwO the damned ;;w;; use UwU that >_> wowd in x3 heww; ->_> Howwing attends ^.^ it! OwO How x3 hast :3 thou OwO the xDD heawt, ->_> Being :3 a >_> divinye, :3 a ghostly >w< confessow, -OwO A :33 sin-absowvew, ÚwÚ and my fwiend :33 pwofess'd, -ÚwÚ To mangwe me with UwU that >_> wowd >_< 'banyished'? -^w^ Fwiaw. Thou OwO fond mad man, hear me :3 a wittwe speak. ->_< Wom. :33 O, :3 thou xDD wiwt speak UwU again >_> of banishment. -^w^ Fwiaw. I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD awmouw ^-^ to ^-^ keep x3 off UwU that ^w^ wowd; -^.^ Advewsity's ^w^ sweet milk, ^w^ phiwosophy, -ÚwÚ To comfort ^.^ thee, >w< though :3 thou art banyished. ->_< Wom. >_> Yet >_< 'banyished'? >w< Hang OwO up philosophy! ->_< Unwess phiwosophy can ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ Juwiet, ->_> Dispwant :3 a ;;w;; town, wevewse :3 a >w< pwince's doom, -^w^ It ^w^ hewps ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it ^.^ pwevaiws not. x3 Tawk nyo more. -^w^ Fwiaw. :33 O, then I UwU see UwU that xDD madmen ^.^ have nyo x3 eaws. ->_< Wom. OwO How shouwd uWu they, when UwU that xDD wise x3 men ^.^ have nyo :3 eyes? -^w^ Fwiaw. >_> Wet me >_> dispute with ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy ^-^ estate. ->_< Wom. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot speak >_> of UwU that :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot feew. -OwO Wewt :3 thou as x3 young as OwO I, Juliet >w< thy love, -An hour uWu but xDD mawwied, >_> Tybawt murdered, ->_> Doting >_< wike uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< wike me UwU banyished, -;;w;; Then x3 mightst :3 thou ÚwÚ speak, then x3 mightst :3 thou >w< teaw >w< thy >_> haiw, -And ^-^ faww x3 upon OwO the >w< gwound, as I ^-^ do nyow, -^-^ Taking OwO the measuwe >_> of OwO an ;;w;; unmade ^-^ gwave. -UwU Knyock :3 [within]. -^w^ Fwiaw. Arise; ^-^ onye knocks. Good :33 Womeo, hide thysewf. ->_< Wom. :3 Nyot I; unwess OwO the >_> bweath >_> of heartsick :3 gwoans, -Mist-like >w< infowd me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> seawch >_> of OwO eyes. >_> Knyock. -^w^ Fwiaw. Hawk, how uWu they knock! >w< Who's thewe? :33 Womeo, >_< awise; -Thou xDD wiwt >w< be ^-^ taken.- uWu Stay awhiwe!- Stand up; >_> Knyock. -Wun ^-^ to my >_< study.- By-and-by!- God's wiww, -What ^w^ simpwenyess :3 is this.- I xDD come, I x3 come! >_> Knyock. -OwO Who :3 knyocks OwO so >w< hawd? >_> Whence come you? What's >_> youw uWu wiww ->_< Nyuwse. ^-^ [within] >_> Wet me come ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww xDD knyow my UwU ewwand. -I come ^-^ fwom OwO Wady Juliet. -^w^ Fwiaw. >w< Wewcome xDD then. - -x3 Entew >_< Nyuwse. - ->_< Nyuwse. :3 O holy >_> fwiaw, :33 O, tell uWu me, holy ^w^ fwiaw -:3 Whewe :3 is my lady's lord, ^w^ whewe's :3 Womeo? -^w^ Fwiaw. Thewe uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, with his >_> own ;;w;; teaws :3 made dwunk. ->_< Nyuwse. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is x3 even in my x3 mistwess' ^-^ case, ->w< Just in xDD hew case! -^w^ Fwiaw. :3 O :3 woefuw sympathy! -Piteous ^-^ pwedicament! ->_< Nyuwse. >_< Even OwO so :3 wies :33 she, -Blubb'ring ÚwÚ and :3 weeping, weeping ÚwÚ and x3 bwubbewing. -Stand uWu up, ^.^ stand up! ÚwÚ Stand, OwO an you >w< be :3 a xDD man. ->_< Fow ^-^ Juwiet's UwU sake, uWu fow xDD hew UwU sake, xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^w^ stand! -UwU Why shouwd you ^-^ faww OwO into OwO so ^-^ deep OwO an ;;w;; O? ->_< Wom. (rises) ^-^ Nyuwse- ->_< Nyuwse. >_< Ah :3 siw! ^w^ ah :3 siw! Weww, >_> death's OwO the ^-^ end >_> of all. ->_< Wom. ^w^ Spakest :3 thou >_> of Juliet? OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with uWu hew? -^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ she ÚwÚ think me OwO an ^.^ owd >_> muwthewew, -Nyow I ^.^ have :33 stain'd OwO the ÚwÚ chiwdhood >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ joy -x3 With UwU bwood :33 wemov'd uWu but wittwe ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^-^ own? -:3 Whewe :3 is uWu she? ÚwÚ and how doth she! ÚwÚ and what :33 says -UwU My ;;w;; conceaw'd wady ^-^ to ^-^ ouw cancell'd love? ->_< Nyuwse. :33 O, ^.^ she :33 says nothing, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ÚwÚ weeps ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weeps; -And :3 nyow ^.^ fawws uWu on xDD hew :33 bed, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ stawts uWu up, -And >_> Tybawt :33 cawws; ÚwÚ and then uWu on Romeo cries, -And then ;;w;; down ^.^ fawws again. ->_< Wom. UwU As ^-^ if UwU that uWu nyame, -UwU Shot ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> deadwy ^w^ wevew >_> of :3 a :33 gun, -OwO Did >_> muwthew UwU hew; as UwU that nyame's x3 cuwsed hand -Muwdew'd xDD hew :3 kinsman. :33 O, tell uWu me, >_> fwiaw, tell uWu me, -UwU In what :3 viwe part >_> of :3 this :3 anyatomy -^-^ Doth my name lodge? >_> Teww uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may sack -The ^-^ hatefuw mansion. :33 [Dwaws his UwU daggew.] -^w^ Fwiaw. Hold >w< thy desperate hand. -Awt :3 thou :3 a man? x3 Thy fowm x3 cwies >_< out :3 thou :33 awt; -x3 Thy ;;w;; teaws awe :3 womanyish, >w< thy wiwd acts xDD denyote -The unreasonable :3 fuwy >_> of :3 a beast. -Unseemly ^-^ woman in :3 a seeming ^w^ man! -Ow iww-beseeming beast in seeming :33 both! -Thou x3 hast >w< amaz'd >_> me. By my holy owdew, -I ^w^ thought >w< thy ^-^ disposition better tempew'd. -xDD Hast :3 thou OwO swain Tybawt? uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ sway thysewf? -And ^.^ sway >w< thy wady UwU that in >w< thy life x3 wives, -By UwU doing damned UwU hate x3 upon thysewf? -UwU Why >_< waiwest :3 thou uWu on >w< thy birth, OwO the UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ eawth? -x3 Since biwth ÚwÚ and >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, >w< aww three ^-^ do ^.^ meet -UwU In ÚwÚ thee at once; ;;w;; which :3 thou at UwU once wouldst lose. -:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, :3 thou :33 shamest >w< thy ^w^ shape, >w< thy love, >w< thy wit, ->w< Which, >_< wike :3 a usurer, ;;w;; abound'st in aww, -And usest UwU nyonye in UwU that OwO twue ;;w;; use >_< indeed -^w^ Which shouwd bedeck >w< thy ^w^ shape, >w< thy love, >w< thy wit. -x3 Thy x3 nyobwe ^-^ shape :3 is uWu but :3 a fowm >_> of wax -ÚwÚ Digwessing ^-^ fwom OwO the valour >_> of :3 a >w< man; -x3 Thy dear love sworn uWu but >w< howwow >_< pewjuwy, -xDD Kiwwing UwU that love ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ chewish; -x3 Thy wit, UwU that >_> ownyament ^-^ to ^-^ shape ÚwÚ and love, -ÚwÚ Misshapen in OwO the OwO conduct >_> of them ^.^ both, -;;w;; Wike :3 powdew in :3 a skilless uWu sowdiew's fwask, -:3 is >_< get ^-^ afiwe uWu by UwU thinye >_> own :33 ignyowance, -And :3 thou >_< dismemb'wed with UwU thinye >_> own xDD defence. ->_> What, ;;w;; wouse ^.^ thee, ^w^ man! x3 Thy Juliet :3 is alive, ->_< Fow uWu whose dear :33 sake :3 thou >_< wast uWu but lately UwU dead. -Thewe art :3 thou happy. >_> Tybawt would :33 kiww ^.^ thee, -But :3 thou >w< swewest ^.^ Tybawt. Thewe art :3 thou x3 happy ^w^ too. -The waw, UwU that threat'ned >_< death, >_< becomes >w< thy fwiend -And ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO exiwe. Thewe art :3 thou happy. -OwO A ÚwÚ pack >_> of blessings ^.^ wight x3 upon >w< thy >w< back; -^w^ Happinyess couwts ÚwÚ thee in xDD hew :33 best UwU awway; -But, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; misbhav'd ÚwÚ and sullen wench, -Thou pout'st x3 upon >w< thy >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >w< thy wuv. -;;w;; Take :3 heed, UwU take :3 heed, uWu fow such die :33 misewabwe. -uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy love, as ÚwÚ was :33 decweed, -xDD Ascend xDD hew chambew, x3 hence ÚwÚ and comfort :3 hew. -But ÚwÚ wook :3 thou stay ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww OwO the watch >w< be set, ->_< Fow then :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot xDD pass ^-^ to x3 Mantua, -:3 Whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt live ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we can find :3 a UwU time -ÚwÚ To ^-^ bwaze >_> youw mawwiage, weconciwe >_> youw fwiends, -:33 Beg pawdon >_> of OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and caww ÚwÚ thee xDD back -x3 With twenty ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe ^.^ joy ->w< Than :3 thou ÚwÚ went'st :3 fowth in >_< wamentation. -uWu Go OwO befowe, nurse. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy >w< wady, -And ;;w;; bid xDD hew ^.^ hasten >w< aww OwO the house ^-^ to :33 bed, -^w^ Which :33 heavy UwU sowwow makes them :3 apt >_> unto. -Romeo :3 is >w< coming. ->_< Nyuwse. :3 O :3 Wowd, I :33 couwd ^.^ have :33 stay'd here >w< aww OwO the night -ÚwÚ To hear good x3 counsew. :33 O, what >_> weawnying ÚwÚ is! -UwU My lord, I'll tell my wady you uWu wiww come. ->_< Wom. Do so, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid my ^w^ sweet :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ÚwÚ chide. ->_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ring ^.^ she ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give you, sir. -Hie you, ^-^ make haste, uWu fow ^.^ it grows vewy late. UwU Exit. ->_< Wom. OwO How ;;w;; weww my comfort :3 is >_< weviv'd uWu by x3 this! -^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Go >_> hence; good >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and here ^-^ stands >w< aww >_> youw ;;w;; state: -x3 Eithew >w< be gonye before OwO the watch >w< be set, -Ow uWu by OwO the >_< bweak >_> of :3 day ÚwÚ disguis'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. -^-^ Sojouwn in :33 Mantua. I'll find >_< out >_> youw man, -And ^.^ he uWu shaww signify ^-^ fwom UwU time ^-^ to UwU time -uWu Evewy good :3 hap ^-^ to you UwU that >_< chances here. ->w< Give me >w< thy hand. ^.^ 'Tis late. Farewell; good ^-^ nyight. ->_< Wom. But UwU that :3 a ^.^ joy ÚwÚ past ^.^ joy calls >_< out uWu on uWu me, -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< gwief OwO so bwief ^-^ to part with thee. ->w< Faweweww. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. ->_< Capuwet's house - -x3 Entew Old Capulet, his x3 Wife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Pawis. - -Cap. OwO Things ^.^ have OwO faww'n out, ;;w;; siw, OwO so unwuckiwy -:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD had nyo UwU time ^-^ to move ^-^ ouw daughter. -Wook you, ^.^ she :33 wov'd xDD hew x3 kinsman >_> Tybawt dearly, -And OwO so >_> did :3 I. Weww, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ die. -^.^ 'Tis vewy >_< wate; she'll ^.^ nyot come ;;w;; down to-nyight. -I pwomise you, uWu but uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ company, -I would ^.^ have >_< been abed OwO an hour uWu ago. -;;w;; Paw. ^.^ These xDD times >_> of >_> woe :33 affowd nyo xDD tunye ^-^ to UwU woo. -^w^ Madam, good ^-^ nyight. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. -x3 Wady. I wiww, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew :33 mind >_< eawwy to-morrow; -To-nyight she's OwO mew'd OwO up ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; heavinyess. -Cap. Sir Pawis, I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a desperate >w< tendew -x3 Of my OwO chiwd's wuv. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be :33 wuw'd -UwU In >w< aww respects uWu by me; UwU nyay :3 mowe, I x3 doubt ^.^ it not. -x3 Wife, >w< go you ^-^ to xDD hew ewe you >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ bed; -:3 Acquaint xDD hew here >_> of my :3 son ^w^ Pawis' love -And ;;w;; bid xDD hew (mark you ÚwÚ me?) uWu on Wednyesday ÚwÚ nyext- -But, ^.^ soft! what :3 day :3 is uWu this? -;;w;; Paw. >w< Monday, my :33 wowd. -Cap. Monday! xDD ha, ^-^ ha! Weww, Wednyesday :3 is xDD too UwU soon. ->_< Thuwsday let ^.^ it be- :3 a Thuwsday, tell xDD hew -She uWu shaww >w< be married ^-^ to :3 this x3 nyobwe earl. -uWu Wiww you >w< be ready? Do you >_< wike :3 this haste? ->w< We'ww ^-^ keep nyo gweat ado- :3 a fwiend ^w^ ow >_> two; ->_< Fow :3 hawk you, >_> Tybawt being OwO swain OwO so :3 wate, -^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ thought ^-^ we held him cawewesswy, ->_> Being ^-^ ouw kinsman, ^-^ if ^-^ we revel ^w^ much. -OwO Thewefowe ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have >w< some half :3 a ;;w;; dozen fwiends, -And there OwO an OwO end. But what uWu say you ^-^ to :33 Thuwsday? -;;w;; Paw. UwU My lord, I would UwU that >_< Thuwsday ;;w;; wewe >w< to-mowwow. -Cap. Weww, >_< get you gone. OwO A >_< Thuwsday >w< be ^.^ it xDD then. -uWu Go you ^-^ to Juliet ewe you >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ bed; -Pwepawe UwU hew, xDD wife, x3 against :3 this >w< wedding day. -Faweweww, UwU My OwO wowd.- Wight ^-^ to my chambew, UwU ho! ->_< Afowe uWu me, ^w^ It :3 is OwO so vewy vewy ^.^ wate -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may caww ^.^ it >_< eawwy by-and-by. -Good ^-^ nyight. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -Scene :3 V. ->_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. - -x3 Entew Romeo ÚwÚ and Juliet ^-^ awoft, at OwO the >w< Window. - -^w^ Juw. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be gonye? ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; nyeaw day. -^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the nightingale, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the lark, -:33 That pierc'd OwO the xDD feawfuw >w< howwow >_> of UwU thinye OwO eaw. ->w< Nyightwy ^.^ she ;;w;; sings uWu on yond ^-^ pomegwanyate >_< twee. ->_< Bewieve uWu me, love, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the nightingale. ->_< Wom. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the lark, OwO the xDD hewawd >_> of OwO the mown; -:3 Nyo nightingale. Look, love, what ÚwÚ envious >w< stweaks -Do OwO wace OwO the severing clouds in :33 yondew East. -Night's candles awe buwnt out, ÚwÚ and x3 jocund :3 day -;;w;; Stands ÚwÚ tiptoe uWu on OwO the ^-^ misty ^.^ mountain tops. -I >w< must >w< be gonye ÚwÚ and live, ^w^ ow stay ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. -^w^ Juw. :33 Yond ^.^ wight :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ daywight; I xDD knyow it, :3 I. -^w^ It :3 is >w< some ^w^ meteow UwU that OwO the >_< sun >_> exhawes -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee :3 this night :3 a x3 towchbeawew -And ^.^ wight ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the uWu way ^-^ to :33 Mantua. -OwO Thewefowe stay yet; :3 thou UwU nyeed'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be gone. ->_< Wom. >_> Wet me >w< be ta'en, let me >w< be >w< put ^-^ to :33 death. -I x3 am >_< content, OwO so :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -I'll uWu say ^-^ yon :3 gwey :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ mownying's eye, -^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the OwO pawe reflex >_> of uWu Cynthia's :33 bwow; -Nyow UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the lark uWu whose :3 nyotes ^-^ do beat -The vaulty >w< heaven OwO so UwU high :33 abuv ^-^ ouw xDD heads. -I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe cawe ^-^ to stay than uWu wiww ^-^ to ^.^ go. -^w^ Come, >_< death, ÚwÚ and welcome! Juliet wills ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -OwO How :33 is't, my soul? Let's x3 tawk; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot day. -^w^ Juw. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! Hie hence, >w< be gone, >w< away! -^w^ It :3 is OwO the lark UwU that ;;w;; sings OwO so >_< out >_> of tunye, -UwU Stwainying harsh discords ÚwÚ and unpweasing x3 shawps. -uWu Some uWu say OwO the lark makes ^w^ sweet :33 division; -:3 This doth ^.^ nyot so, uWu fow ^.^ she :33 divideth ÚwÚ us. -uWu Some uWu say OwO the lark ÚwÚ and x3 woathed >_< toad >_< chang'd ^w^ eyes; -:33 O, :3 nyow I would uWu they xDD had >_< chang'd OwO voices UwU too, -x3 Since arm ^-^ fwom arm UwU that >w< voice doth OwO us affray, -:33 Hunting ÚwÚ thee x3 hence with ^-^ hunt's-up ^-^ to OwO the xDD day! -:33 O, :3 nyow >w< be uWu gonye! Mowe ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight ^.^ it gwows. ->_< Wom. Mowe ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and uWu wight- ^-^ mowe dark ÚwÚ and dark ^-^ ouw woes! - -x3 Entew >_< Nyuwse. - ->_< Nyuwse. ÚwÚ Madam! -^w^ Juw. ;;w;; Nyuwse? ->_< Nyuwse. Your wady mothew :3 is UwU coming ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ chambew. -The :3 day :3 is bwoke; >w< be :33 wawy, ÚwÚ wook OwO about. -^w^ Juw. >_> Then, window, let :3 day ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and let life >_< out. -[Exit.] ->_< Wom. Faweweww, faweweww! >_< Onye >w< kiss, ÚwÚ and I'll ÚwÚ descend. -ÚwÚ He goeth down. -^w^ Juw. Awt :3 thou gonye so, my lord, my love, my fwiend? -I >w< must hear ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee every :3 day in OwO the xDD houw, ->_< Fow in :3 a :3 minyute there awe many ^.^ days. -:33 O, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; count I uWu shaww >w< be >w< much in years -Ewe I UwU again >w< behowd my Romeo! ->_< Wom. ^w^ Faweweww! -I uWu wiww x3 omit nyo opportunity -:33 That ^-^ may convey my ÚwÚ gweetings, love, ^-^ to thee. -^w^ Juw. :33 O, think'st :3 thou ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< evew ^.^ meet OwO again? ->_< Wom. I x3 doubt ^.^ it not; ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^.^ these ^.^ woes uWu shaww sewve ->_< Fow ^w^ sweet discouwses in ^-^ ouw UwU time ^-^ to come. -^w^ Juw. :3 O God, I ^.^ have OwO an iww-divinying UwU souw! -x3 Methinks I UwU see ^.^ thee, :3 nyow :3 thou art UwU bewow, -UwU As ^-^ onye UwU dead in OwO the xDD bottom >_> of :3 a tomb. -x3 Eithew my uWu eyesight ^.^ faiws, ^w^ ow :3 thou wook'st ÚwÚ pawe. ->_< Wom. And xDD twust uWu me, love, in my eye OwO so ^-^ do you. -;;w;; Dwy UwU sowwow dwinks ^-^ ouw bwood. Adieu, ;;w;; adieu! -UwU Exit. -^w^ Juw. :3 O ;;w;; Fowtunye, Fowtunye! >w< aww x3 men caww ÚwÚ thee fickle. ->w< If :3 thou art fickle, what OwO dost :3 thou with him -:33 That :3 is >w< wenyown'd uWu fow ÚwÚ faith? Be fickle, ;;w;; Fowtunye, ->_< Fow then I >w< hope :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep him wong -But ^-^ send him ^-^ back. -x3 Wady. ^-^ [within] xDD Ho, daughter! awe you ^.^ up? -^w^ Juw. OwO Who :3 is't UwU that calls? ^w^ It :3 is my wady mother. -^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ;;w;; down OwO so :3 wate, ^w^ ow OwO up OwO so >w< eawwy? -What unaccustom'd cause ;;w;; pwocuwes xDD hew ^w^ hithew? - -x3 Entew uWu Mothew. - -x3 Wady. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Juliet? -^w^ Juw. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 weww. -x3 Wady. ;;w;; Evewmowe weeping uWu fow >_> youw cousin's UwU death? ->_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou wash him ^-^ fwom his grave with ÚwÚ teaws? -An ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot ^-^ make him wive. -OwO Thewefowe ^.^ have >w< donye. uWu Some >w< gwief >w< shows >w< much >_> of :33 wuv; -But >w< much >_> of >w< gwief >w< shows still >w< some UwU want >_> of wit. -^w^ Juw. >_> Yet let me weep uWu fow such :3 a feeling loss. -x3 Wady. ^w^ So uWu shaww you ;;w;; feew OwO the loss, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO the fwiend -^w^ Which you weep OwO fow. -^w^ Juw. ^.^ Feewing OwO so OwO the loss, -I cannyot OwO choose uWu but >w< evew weep OwO the >w< fwiend. -x3 Wady. Weww, girl, :3 thou :33 weep'st ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much uWu fow his death -UwU As UwU that OwO the villain ;;w;; wives ;;w;; which :33 swaughtew'd >_> him. -^w^ Juw. What viwwain, OwO madam? -x3 Wady. :33 That >_> same villain Womeo. -^w^ Juw. ^-^ [aside] Villain ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< be many :3 miwes x3 asundew.- -:3 God pawdon :3 him! I uWu do, with >w< aww my >_> heawt; -And ÚwÚ yet nyo man >_< wike ^.^ he doth >w< gwieve my ÚwÚ heawt. -x3 Wady. :33 That :3 is ^.^ because OwO the >_> twaitow murderer >w< wives. -^w^ Juw. >w< Ay, UwU madam, ^-^ fwom OwO the weach >_> of ^.^ these my hands. -Wouwd UwU nyonye uWu but I UwU might x3 venge my cousin's >_< death! -x3 Wady. We uWu wiww ^.^ have ;;w;; vengeance uWu fow it, ;;w;; feaw :3 thou not. -;;w;; Then weep nyo more. I'll ^-^ send ^-^ to ^-^ onye in x3 Mantua, -:3 Whewe UwU that >_> same banish'd xDD wunyagate doth live, -:33 Shaww ^w^ give him such OwO an unaccustom'd ^.^ dwam -:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> soon ^-^ keep >_> Tybawt xDD company; -And then I >w< hope :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be >_> satisfied. -^w^ Juw. :3 Indeed I never uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied -x3 With Romeo ÚwÚ tiww I >w< behowd x3 him- ^.^ dead- -^-^ Is my UwU poow OwO heawt OwO so uWu fow :3 a x3 kinsman uWu vex'd. -^w^ Madam, ^-^ if you :33 couwd find >_< out uWu but :3 a man -ÚwÚ To bear :3 a poison, I would uWu tempew xDD it; -:33 That Romeo x3 shouwd, x3 upon ^-^ weceipt thereof, -Soon ;;w;; sweep in quiet. :33 O, how my OwO heawt ^.^ abhows -ÚwÚ To hear him ^w^ nyam'd ÚwÚ and cannyot come ^-^ to ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ To wweak OwO the love I ^-^ bowe my cousin >_> Tybawt -:3 Upon his ÚwÚ body UwU that ;;w;; hath :33 swaughtew'd :3 him! -x3 Wady. Find :3 thou OwO the means, ÚwÚ and I'll find such :3 a xDD man. -But :3 nyow I'll tell ÚwÚ thee >_< joyfuw UwU tidings, giww. -^w^ Juw. And ^.^ joy comes ;;w;; weww in such :3 a needy xDD time. -What awe uWu they, I uWu beseech >_> youw ladyship? -x3 Wady. Weww, well, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw fathew, x3 chiwd; ->_< Onye :3 who, ^-^ to >w< put ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< heavinyess, -;;w;; Hath uWu sowted >_< out :3 a ^w^ sudden :3 day >_> of ^.^ joy -:33 That :3 thou expects ^.^ nyot :3 nyow I ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot OwO fow. -^w^ Juw. ^w^ Madam, in x3 happy UwU time! What :3 day :3 is ÚwÚ that? -x3 Wady. x3 Mawwy, my OwO chiwd, >_< eawwy next >_< Thuwsday ^w^ mown -The UwU gawwant, young, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, -The :33 County Pawis, at x3 Saint >_< Petew's Church, -:33 Shaww UwU happiwy ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee there :3 a >_< joyfuw bwide. -^w^ Juw. Nyow uWu by x3 Saint >_< Petew's Church, ÚwÚ and Petew UwU too, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me there :3 a >_< joyfuw ;;w;; bwide! -I wonder at :3 this haste, UwU that I >w< must wed -Ewe ^.^ he UwU that shouwd >w< be xDD husband comes ^-^ to UwU woo. -I pray you tell my lord ÚwÚ and fathew, UwU madam, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy yet; ÚwÚ and when I uWu do, I uWu sweaw -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be :33 Womeo, xDD whom you xDD knyow I ^.^ hate, ->_< Wathew than ^.^ Pawis. ^.^ These awe UwU nyews uWu indeed! -x3 Wady. ;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw father. >_> Teww him OwO so OwO youwsewf, -And UwU see how >w< be uWu wiww UwU take ^.^ it at >_> youw hands. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ Capuwet ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. - -Cap. When OwO the >_< sun ^w^ sets OwO the ÚwÚ aiw doth dwizzwe UwU dew, -But uWu fow OwO the sunset >_> of my >_< bwothew's :3 son -^w^ It rains downright. -OwO How ^w^ nyow? :3 a >_> conduit, ;;w;; giww? >_> What, still in ÚwÚ teaws? -;;w;; Evewmowe show'ring? UwU In ^-^ onye wittwe ÚwÚ body -Thou >_> countewfeit'st :3 a bark, :3 a >_< sea, :3 a >w< wind: ->_< Fow still >w< thy >_> eyes, ;;w;; which I ^-^ may caww OwO the >_< sea, -Do x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow with teaws; OwO the bark >w< thy ÚwÚ body :3 is -x3 Saiwing in :3 this salt OwO fwood; OwO the ^.^ winds, >w< thy ;;w;; sighs, -Who, >_< waging with >w< thy ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and uWu they with ;;w;; them, -Without :3 a ^w^ sudden UwU cawm uWu wiww overset -x3 Thy xDD tempest-tossed ÚwÚ body. OwO How nyow, x3 wife? ->_< Have you UwU dewivewed ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ ouw decree? -x3 Wady. >w< Ay, siw; uWu but ^.^ she uWu wiww x3 nyonye, ^.^ she gives you :33 thanks. -I would OwO the OwO foow ;;w;; wewe married ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; gwave! -Cap. Soft! UwU take me with you, UwU take me with you, wife. -:3 How? uWu Wiww ^.^ she >_> nyonye? ^-^ Doth ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO us OwO thanks? -^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot pwoud? ^-^ Doth ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ;;w;; count xDD hew bwest, ->w< Unwowthy as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have wrought -^w^ So >w< wowthy :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to >w< be xDD hew bridegroom? -^w^ Juw. :3 Nyot >_> pwoud you x3 have, uWu but thankfuw UwU that you have. -Proud can I never >w< be >_> of what I ^.^ hate, -But thankfuw x3 even uWu fow UwU hate UwU that :3 is meant wuv. -Cap. ^-^ How, ;;w;; how, ;;w;; how, ;;w;; how, :33 chopwogic? What :3 is uWu this? -^w^ 'Pwoud'- ÚwÚ and OwO 'I :3 thank you'- ÚwÚ and OwO 'I :3 thank you not'- -And ÚwÚ yet :33 'nyot >_> pwoud'? ^w^ Mistwess :3 minyion you, -^w^ Thank me nyo thankings, :3 nyow >_> pwoud me nyo pwouds, -But xDD fettwe >_> youw fine joints >w< 'gainst >_< Thuwsday next -ÚwÚ To >w< go with Paris ^-^ to x3 Saint >_< Petew's Church, -Ow I uWu wiww drag ÚwÚ thee uWu on :3 a ^.^ huwdwe thithew. -:33 Out, you >_< gween-sicknyess carrion I out, you ;;w;; baggage! -You ;;w;; tawwow-face! -x3 Wady. :33 Fie, fie! what, awe you >_> mad? -^w^ Juw. Good fathew, I uWu beseech you uWu on my knees, ->w< Heaw me with >_< patience uWu but ^-^ to speak :3 a :33 wowd. -Cap. >w< Hang ^.^ thee, x3 young ;;w;; baggage! ;;w;; disobedient ^w^ wwetch! -I tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ what- >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to church :3 a >_< Thuwsday -Ow never aftew ÚwÚ wook me in OwO the face. -^w^ Speak ;;w;; nyot, :33 wepwy ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew UwU me! -UwU My fingers ^-^ itch. x3 Wife, ^-^ we scarce ^w^ thought OwO us bwest -:33 That :3 God xDD had lent OwO us uWu but :3 this only x3 chiwd; -But :3 nyow I UwU see :3 this ^-^ onye :3 is ^-^ onye xDD too xDD much, -And UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ cuwse in having :3 hew. -Out uWu on UwU hew, hilding! ->_< Nyuwse. :3 God in >w< heaven bless her! -You awe ^-^ to blame, my lord, ^-^ to ^.^ wate xDD hew ÚwÚ so. -Cap. And >_> why, my OwO Wady ^.^ Wisdom? Hold >_> youw tongue, -Good Pwudence. ÚwÚ Smattew with >_> youw :33 gossips, go! ->_< Nyuwse. I speak nyo treason. -Cap. :33 O, uWu God-i-god-en! ->_< Nyuwse. May ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye speak? -Cap. Peace, you xDD mumbwing foow! -ÚwÚ Uttew >_> youw gwavity o'ew :3 a gossip's :3 boww, ->_< Fow here ^-^ we :3 nyeed ^.^ it not. -x3 Wady. You awe xDD too UwU hot. -Cap. God's xDD bwead I ^.^ it makes me ^w^ mad. OwO Day, night, :3 wate, ;;w;; eawwy, -^.^ At home, ÚwÚ abwoad, xDD awonye, in ^.^ company, -uWu Waking ^w^ ow >_> sweeping, still my cawe ;;w;; hath >_< been -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew ;;w;; match'd; ÚwÚ and having :3 nyow provided -OwO A ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_< pwincewy x3 pawentage, -x3 Of fair demesnes, OwO youthfuw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyobwy xDD twain'd, -xDD Stuff'd, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, with honyouwabwe :33 pawts, -xDD Pwopowtion'd as >_> onye's ^w^ thought would ^w^ wish :3 a :3 man- -And then ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a wwetched puling fool, -OwO A whinying UwU mammet, in xDD hew >_< fowtunye's xDD tendew, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew 'I'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ wed, I cannyot :33 wuv; -I x3 am xDD too young, I pray you pawdon uWu me'! -But, OwO an you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ wed, I'll pawdon you. ->w< Gwaze xDD whewe you wiww, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot house with >_> me. -Wook to't, ÚwÚ think >w< on't; I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest. ->_< Thuwsday :3 is nyeaw; uWu way hand uWu on xDD heawt, :3 advise: -An you >w< be ÚwÚ minye, I'll ^w^ give you ^-^ to my :3 fwiend; -An you >w< be ;;w;; nyot, uWu hang, ^.^ beg, stawve, die in OwO the stweets, ->_< Fow, uWu by my >_> souw, I'll :33 nye'ew acknyowwedge ^.^ thee, -Nyow what :3 is >_< minye uWu shaww never ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. -OwO Twust to't. Bethink you. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ fowswown. UwU Exit. -^w^ Juw. ^-^ Is there nyo ^-^ pity ^.^ sitting in OwO the clouds -:33 That >_> sees OwO into OwO the xDD bottom >_> of my x3 gwief? -:3 O ^w^ sweet my mothew, UwU cast me ^.^ nyot >w< away! -x3 Deway :3 this mawwiage uWu fow :3 a ^w^ month, :3 a ;;w;; week; -Ow ^-^ if you ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ make OwO the bwidaw bed -UwU In UwU that dim :33 monyument xDD whewe >_> Tybawt wies. -x3 Wady. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu me, uWu fow I'll ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. -Do as :3 thou >_< wiwt, uWu fow I ^.^ have x3 donye with thee. UwU Exit. -^w^ Juw. :3 O God!- :3 O ^w^ nyuwse, how uWu shaww :3 this >w< be prevented? -UwU My xDD husband :3 is uWu on :3 eawth, my :3 faith in >_< heaven. -OwO How uWu shaww UwU that :3 faith xDD wetuwn UwU again ^-^ to :3 eawth ->_< Unwess UwU that xDD husband ^-^ send ^.^ it me ^-^ fwom >w< heaven -By ^w^ weaving ÚwÚ eawth? Comfowt uWu me, counsew >_> me. -Awack, :33 awack, UwU that >w< heaven shouwd ;;w;; pwactise OwO stwatagems -:3 Upon OwO so ^.^ soft :3 a :33 subject as ^w^ mysewf! -What xDD say'st thou? xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of uWu joy? -uWu Some UwU comfowt, nurse. ->_< Nyuwse. OwO Faith, here ^.^ it is. -Romeo :3 is ;;w;; banyish'd; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to nyothing -:33 That ^.^ he dawes :33 nye'ew come xDD back ^-^ to challenge OwO you; -Ow ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu do, ^.^ it ^.^ nyeeds >w< must >w< be uWu by stealth. ->_> Then, >_< since OwO the UwU case OwO so ^-^ stands as :3 nyow ^.^ it :33 doth, -I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :33 best you married with OwO the UwU County. -:33 O, :33 he's :3 a UwU wuvwy gentweman! -Womeo's :3 a uWu dishcwout ^-^ to >_> him. An :33 eagwe, UwU madam, -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 gween, OwO so ^.^ quick, OwO so fair OwO an eye -UwU As Paris >_> hath. UwU Beshwew my vewy xDD heawt, -I ÚwÚ think you awe x3 happy in :3 this uWu second UwU match, ->_< Fow ^.^ it xDD excews >_> youw xDD fiwst; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ it >_> did ;;w;; nyot, -Your ^.^ fiwst :3 is ^.^ dead- ^w^ ow 'twere as good ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe -UwU As :3 wiving here ÚwÚ and you nyo ;;w;; use >_> of >_> him. -^w^ Juw. Speak'st :3 thou :3 this ^-^ fwom >w< thy :3 heawt? ->_< Nyuwse. And ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw :33 too; ewse OwO beshwew them >_> both. -^w^ Juw. x3 Amen! ->_< Nyuwse. ^-^ What? -^w^ Juw. Weww, :3 thou x3 hast OwO comfowted me ^-^ mawvewwous ^w^ much. -uWu Go in; ÚwÚ and tell my wady I x3 am gone, -Having displeas'd my fathew, ^-^ to Wauwence' >w< ceww, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_< confession ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be absowv'd. ->_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, I wiww; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 is wisewy >w< donye. UwU Exit. -^w^ Juw. Ancient damnyation! :3 O UwU most ;;w;; wicked ^-^ fiend! -^-^ Is ^.^ it ^-^ mowe xDD sin ^-^ to ^w^ wish me ;;w;; thus xDD fowswown, -Ow ^-^ to dispwaise my lord with UwU that >_> same :33 tongue -^w^ Which ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^.^ pwais'd him with :33 abuv compawe -^w^ So many ^w^ thousand times? Go, ^.^ counsewwow! -Thou ÚwÚ and my uWu bosom ^w^ hencefowth uWu shaww >w< be OwO twain. -I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fwiaw ^-^ to xDD knyow his wemedy. ->w< If >w< aww ewse :33 faiw, ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have power ^-^ to ^-^ die. UwU Exit. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. -Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. - -x3 Entew Friar, [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and :33 County ^.^ Pawis. - -^w^ Fwiaw. uWu On Thuwsday, sir? The UwU time :3 is vewy short. -;;w;; Paw. UwU My fathew ÚwÚ Capuwet uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it so, -And I x3 am nyothing uWu swow ^-^ to swack his UwU haste. -^w^ Fwiaw. You uWu say you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the lady's mind. -Unyeven :3 is OwO the couwse; I >_< wike ^.^ it not. -;;w;; Paw. Immodewatewy ^.^ she ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow :3 Tybawt's >_< death, -And OwO thewefowe ^.^ have I wittwe >w< tawk'd >_> of :33 wuv; ->_< Fow uWu Venyus >_> smiwes ^.^ nyot in :3 a house >_> of uWu teaws. -Nyow, ;;w;; siw, xDD hew fathew counts ^.^ it dangewous -:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ do ^w^ give xDD hew UwU sowwow OwO so >w< much sway, -And in his OwO wisdom OwO hastes ^-^ ouw mawwiage -ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO the inyundation >_> of xDD hew >_< teaws, ->w< Which, xDD too >w< much >_> minded uWu by x3 hewsewf xDD awonye, -May >w< be >w< put ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu by UwU society. -Nyow ^-^ do you xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of :3 this UwU haste. -^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ [aside] I would I knew ^.^ nyot x3 why ^.^ it shouwd >w< be ^w^ swow'd.- -Look, ;;w;; siw, here comes OwO the wady towawd my cell. - -x3 Entew Juliet. - -;;w;; Paw. uWu Happiwy met, my wady ÚwÚ and my UwU wife! -^w^ Juw. :33 That ^-^ may ^.^ be, ;;w;; siw, when I ^-^ may >w< be :3 a wife. -;;w;; Paw. :33 That ^-^ may >w< be >w< must ^.^ be, love, uWu on >_< Thuwsday next. -^w^ Juw. What >w< must >w< be uWu shaww UwU be. -^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ That's :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ text. -;;w;; Paw. Come you ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< confession ^-^ to :3 this fathew? -^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew UwU that, I shouwd x3 confess ^-^ to you. -;;w;; Paw. Do ^.^ nyot deny ^-^ to him UwU that you love >_> me. -^w^ Juw. I uWu wiww x3 confess ^-^ to you UwU that I love >_> him. -;;w;; Paw. ^w^ So uWu wiww >_< ye, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, UwU that you love >_> me. -^w^ Juw. >w< If I ^-^ do so, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be >_> of ^-^ mowe x3 pwice, ->_> Being xDD spoke >_> behind >_> youw ^w^ back, than ^-^ to >_> youw face. -;;w;; Paw. OwO Poow >_> souw, >w< thy ;;w;; face :3 is >w< much ^.^ abus'd with uWu teaws. -^w^ Juw. The ;;w;; teaws ^.^ have ^w^ got small OwO victowy uWu by UwU that, ->_< Fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO bad enough before theiw ;;w;; spite. -;;w;; Paw. Thou UwU wwong'st ^.^ it ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; teaws with UwU that >_< wepowt. -^w^ Juw. :33 That :3 is nyo slander, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a OwO twuth; -And what I xDD spake, I ^-^ spake ^.^ it ^-^ to my face. -;;w;; Paw. x3 Thy ;;w;; face :3 is ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast sland'red it. -^w^ Juw. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be so, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< minye >w< own. -uWu Awe you at leisure, holy fathew, nyow, -Ow uWu shaww I come ^-^ to you at evening mass -^w^ Fwiaw. UwU My :3 weisuwe sewves uWu me, pensive >_> daughtew, OwO nyow. -UwU My lord, ^-^ we >w< must entweat OwO the UwU time awonye. -;;w;; Paw. :3 God OwO shiewd I shouwd >_< distuwb >w< devotion! -^w^ Juwiet, uWu on >_< Thuwsday >_< eawwy uWu wiww I ;;w;; wouse ^.^ ye. -;;w;; Tiww then, OwO adieu, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep :3 this holy ;;w;; kiss. UwU Exit. -^w^ Juw. :33 O, OwO shut OwO the OwO doow! ÚwÚ and when :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye so, -Come weep with :3 me- ÚwÚ past hope, ÚwÚ past cure, ÚwÚ past :33 hewp! -^w^ Fwiaw. xDD Ah, ^w^ Juwiet, I already xDD knyow >w< thy gwief; -^w^ It strains me ÚwÚ past OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of my UwU wits. -I hear :3 thou xDD must, ÚwÚ and nyothing ^-^ may ^w^ pwowogue it, -uWu On >_< Thuwsday next >w< be married ^-^ to :3 this UwU County. -^w^ Juw. >_> Teww me ;;w;; nyot, >_> fwiaw, UwU that :3 thou hear'st >_> of this, ->_< Unwess :3 thou tell me how I ^-^ may >w< pwevent it. ->w< If in >w< thy OwO wisdom :3 thou ^w^ canst ^w^ give nyo help, -Do :3 thou uWu but caww my wesowution xDD wise -And with :3 this :33 knyife I'll ^w^ hewp ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. -:3 God xDD join'd my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and :3 Womeo's, :3 thou ^-^ ouw OwO hands; -And ewe :3 this ;;w;; hand, uWu by ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to Womeo's seaw'd, -:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the ^.^ wabew ^-^ to another deed, -Ow my OwO twue OwO heawt with treacherous uWu wevowt -OwO Tuwn ^-^ to another, :3 this uWu shaww ^.^ sway them >_> both. -:33 Thewefowe, >_< out >_> of >w< thy long-experienc'd UwU time, ->w< Give me >w< some ÚwÚ pwesent counsew; ;;w;; ow, uWu behowd, -'Twixt my ;;w;; extwemes ÚwÚ and me :3 this bwoody :33 knyife -:33 Shaww xDD pway OwO the empiwe, awbitwating UwU that -^w^ Which OwO the :33 commission >_> of >w< thy years ÚwÚ and art -Could ^-^ to nyo xDD issue >_> of OwO twue uWu honyouw x3 bwing. -Be ^.^ nyot OwO so wong ^-^ to speak. I wong ^-^ to die ->w< If what :3 thou OwO speak'st speak ^.^ nyot >_> of wemedy. -^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ Howd, daughter. I ^-^ do UwU spy :3 a >w< kind >_> of hope, -^w^ Which x3 cwaves as desperate OwO an >_> execution -UwU As UwU that :3 is desperate ;;w;; which ^-^ we would pwevent. -^.^ If, wathew than ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :33 County Paris -Thou x3 hast OwO the OwO stwength >_> of uWu wiww ^-^ to ^.^ sway ÚwÚ thysewf, -;;w;; Then :3 is ^.^ it :33 wikewy :3 thou xDD wiwt >_< undewtake -OwO A xDD thing >_< wike death ^-^ to ^w^ chide away :3 this shame, -:33 That >_< cop'st with death ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ^w^ scape ^-^ fwom xDD it; -And, ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee wemedy. -^w^ Juw. :33 O, ;;w;; bid me leap, wathew than ÚwÚ mawwy Pawis, -From x3 off OwO the OwO battwements >_> of :33 yondew tower, -Ow ÚwÚ wawk in ^w^ thievish :33 ways, ^w^ ow ;;w;; bid me OwO wuwk -:3 Whewe sewpents ;;w;; awe; >w< chain me with roaring bears, -Ow OwO shut me ^w^ nyightwy in :3 a ^.^ chawnyew OwO house, -x3 O'ewcuvw'd ^-^ quite with UwU dead xDD men's >_> wattwing OwO bonyes, -x3 With >w< weeky x3 shanks ÚwÚ and x3 yewwow chapless skulls; -Ow ;;w;; bid me >w< go OwO into :3 a nyew-made grave -And hide me with :3 a UwU dead man in his uWu shwoud- -OwO Things UwU that, ^-^ to hear them xDD towd, ^.^ have :3 made me ÚwÚ twembwe- -And I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ without ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow UwU doubt, -ÚwÚ To live OwO an unstain'd UwU wife ^-^ to my ^w^ sweet wuv. -^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ Howd, xDD then. uWu Go home, >w< be uWu mewwy, ^w^ give consent -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ mawwy ^.^ Pawis. Wednyesday :3 is >w< to-mowwow. ->w< To-mowwow night ÚwÚ wook UwU that :3 thou lie alone; ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse lie with ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy ^.^ chambew. -;;w;; Take :3 thou :3 this UwU viaw, being then in :33 bed, -And :3 this distiwwed :3 wiquow dwink :3 thou off; -When ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO thwough >w< aww >w< thy ^.^ veins uWu shaww run -OwO A x3 cowd ÚwÚ and dwowsy xDD humouw; uWu fow nyo >_> puwse -:33 Shaww ^-^ keep his ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ pwogwess, uWu but OwO suwcease; -:3 Nyo ^.^ wawmth, nyo breath, uWu shaww testify :3 thou ;;w;; wivest; -The >w< woses in >w< thy lips ÚwÚ and x3 cheeks uWu shaww fade -ÚwÚ To paly ^w^ ashes, >w< thy ;;w;; eyes' uWu windows ^-^ faww -;;w;; Wike death when ^.^ he shuts OwO up OwO the :3 day >_> of life; ->_> Each UwU pawt, depriv'd >_> of UwU suppwe ;;w;; guvwnment, -OwO Shaww, ;;w;; stiff ÚwÚ and :33 stawk ÚwÚ and cold, :3 appeaw >_< wike ^w^ death; -And in :3 this OwO bowwowed >_> wikenyess >_> of shrunk death -Thou ^-^ shawt continue two-and-fowty >_> houws, -And then :33 awake as ^-^ fwom :3 a >_> pweasant ^-^ sweep. -Nyow, when OwO the >_< bwidegwoom in OwO the xDD mownying comes -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy :33 bed, there art :3 thou UwU dead. ->_> Then, as OwO the manner >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; is, -UwU In >w< thy :33 best wobes ;;w;; uncuvwed uWu on OwO the uWu biew -Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ to UwU that >_> same ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; vauwt -:3 Whewe >w< aww OwO the UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the UwU Capuwets ^-^ wie. -UwU In OwO the UwU mean UwU time, x3 against :3 thou ^-^ shawt >_< awake, -:33 Shaww Romeo uWu by my letters xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ^w^ dwift; -And UwU hithew uWu shaww ^.^ he x3 come; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ and I -uWu Wiww watch >w< thy ;;w;; waking, ÚwÚ and UwU that vewy night -:33 Shaww Romeo bear ÚwÚ thee x3 hence ^-^ to :33 Mantua. -And :3 this uWu shaww free ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent shame, ->w< If nyo ;;w;; inconstant :3 toy :3 nyow womanish ;;w;; feaw -Abate >w< thy valour in OwO the :33 acting it. -^w^ Juw. >w< Give uWu me, ^w^ give UwU me! :33 O, tell ^.^ nyot me >_> of xDD feaw! -^w^ Fwiaw. :33 Howd! UwU Get you gone, >w< be >w< stwong ÚwÚ and pwospewous -UwU In :3 this ^w^ wesowve. I'll ^-^ send :3 a ^w^ fwiaw with ÚwÚ speed -ÚwÚ To x3 Mantua, with my letters ^-^ to >w< thy :33 wowd. -^w^ Juw. ^-^ Wuv ^w^ give me stwength! ÚwÚ and OwO stwength uWu shaww ^w^ hewp ^w^ affowd. -Faweweww, dear father. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. ->_< Capuwet's >_< house. - -x3 Entew Father Capulet, ÚwÚ Mothew, xDD Nyuwse, ÚwÚ and uWu Sewvingmen, -two ^w^ ow xDD thwee. - -Cap. ^w^ So many :33 guests ^w^ invite as here awe wwit. -xDD [Exit :3 a Servingman.] -Sirrah, >w< go ÚwÚ hiwe me twenty ÚwÚ cunnying ;;w;; cooks. -Serv. You uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU nyonye iww, siw; uWu fow I'll twy ^-^ if uWu they can OwO wick -theiw OwO fingews. -Cap. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou twy them so? -Serv. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, 'tis OwO an i-iww cook UwU that cannyot OwO wick his >_> own -OwO fingews. OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he UwU that cannyot OwO wick his fingers :33 goes ^.^ nyot with ->_> me. -Cap. Go, UwU begonye. -Exit Servingman. -We uWu shaww >w< be >w< much >_< unfuwnyish'd uWu fow :3 this xDD time. ->_> What, :3 is my daughter gonye ^-^ to Fwiaw xDD Wauwence? ->_< Nyuwse. >w< Ay, forsooth. -Cap. Weww, >w< be ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< some good uWu on :3 hew. -OwO A peevish UwU sewf-wiww'd :33 hawwotwy ^.^ it is. - -x3 Entew Juliet. - ->_< Nyuwse. ^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ she comes ^-^ fwom ^-^ shwift with >_> mewwy ;;w;; wook. -Cap. OwO How nyow, my uWu headstwong? :3 Whewe ^.^ have you >_< been :33 gadding? -^w^ Juw. :3 Whewe I ^.^ have weawnt me ^-^ to ^w^ wepent OwO the xDD sin -x3 Of ;;w;; disobedient opposition -ÚwÚ To you ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ behests, ÚwÚ and x3 am :33 enjoin'd -By holy OwO Wauwence ^-^ to ^-^ faww ;;w;; pwostwate here -ÚwÚ To UwU beg >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. >_> Pawdon, I uWu beseech xDD you! -x3 Hencefowwawd I x3 am >w< evew :33 wuw'd uWu by you. -Cap. >_> Send uWu fow OwO the UwU County. uWu Go tell him >_> of ÚwÚ this. -I'll ^.^ have :3 this knot xDD knyit OwO up to-morrow x3 mownying. -^w^ Juw. I met OwO the youthfuw lord at Wauwence' cell -And >_> gave him what ^-^ becomed love I OwO might, -:3 Nyot stepping o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of ;;w;; modesty. -Cap. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am ^.^ gwad on't. :3 This :3 is :33 weww. Stand :33 up. -:3 This :3 is uWu as't shouwd UwU be. >_> Wet me UwU see OwO the UwU County. ->w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ÚwÚ go, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch him hithew. -Nyow, afore God, :3 this OwO wevewend holy >_> fwiaw, -^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw xDD whowe :33 city :3 is >w< much bound ^-^ to >_> him. -^w^ Juw. xDD Nyuwse, uWu wiww you >w< go with me OwO into my closet -ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp me sort such :3 nyeedfuw :33 ownyaments -UwU As you ÚwÚ think x3 fit ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish me ;;w;; to-mowwow? -uWu Mothew. No, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww Thursday. Thewe :3 is UwU time ^w^ enyough. -Cap. Go, ^w^ nyuwse, >w< go with :3 hew. >w< We'ww ^-^ to church >w< to-mowwow. ->_< Exeunt Juliet ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. -uWu Mothew. We uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ showt in ^-^ ouw uWu pwovision. -^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ nyight. -Cap. ÚwÚ Tush, I uWu wiww :33 stiw >w< about, -And >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be well, I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, wife. -uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to ^w^ Juwiet, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to xDD deck OwO up :3 hew. -I'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bed to-night; let me awonye. -I'll xDD pway OwO the housewife uWu fow :3 this ^-^ once. >_> What, UwU ho! -^.^ They awe >w< aww fowth; well, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ mysewf -ÚwÚ To :33 County Pawis, ^-^ to :33 pwepawe him OwO up -uWu Against >w< to-mowwow. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is :3 wondwous >_< wight, -x3 Since :3 this >_> same wayward UwU giww :3 is OwO so wecwaim'd. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -^-^ Juwiet's ^.^ chambew. - -x3 Entew Juliet ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. - -^w^ Juw. >w< Ay, x3 those >_> attiwes awe best; ;;w;; but, gentwe ^w^ nyuwse, -I pray ÚwÚ thee xDD weave me ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf to-night; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of many OwO owisons -ÚwÚ To move OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ to >_> smiwe x3 upon my state, ->w< Which, ;;w;; weww :3 thou :33 knyowest, :3 is cross ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of UwU sin. - -x3 Entew uWu Mothew. - -uWu Mothew. >_> What, awe you ÚwÚ busy, ho? x3 Nyeed you my UwU hewp? -^w^ Juw. No, ^.^ madam; ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; cuww'd such xDD nyecessawies -UwU As awe ^.^ behooffuww uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO state >w< to-mowwow. -^w^ So >w< pwease you, let me :3 nyow >w< be weft xDD awonye, -And let OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse :3 this night ^-^ sit OwO up with OwO you; ->_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe you ^.^ have >_> youw ^.^ hands :33 fuww >w< aww -UwU In :3 this OwO so ^w^ sudden :33 businyess. -uWu Mothew. Good ^-^ nyight. -UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and west; uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast need. ->_< Exeunt [Mothew ÚwÚ and Nurse.] -^w^ Juw. ^w^ Faweweww! :3 God knows when ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet again. -I ^.^ have :3 a ^.^ faint x3 cowd ;;w;; feaw thrills OwO thwough my ^.^ veins -:33 That ^w^ awmost ;;w;; fweezes OwO up OwO the heat >_> of wife. -I'll caww them xDD back UwU again ^-^ to comfort >_> me. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse!- What shouwd ^.^ she ^-^ do hewe? -UwU My dismaw scene I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ^.^ act awonye. -^w^ Come, >w< viaw. -What ^-^ if :3 this mixture ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wowk at all? -:33 Shaww I >w< be married then to-morrow morning? -No, Nyo! :3 This uWu shaww fowbid it. Wie :3 thou ^.^ thewe. -ÚwÚ Ways ;;w;; down :3 a dagger. -What ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a :3 poison ;;w;; which OwO the ^w^ fwiaw -Subtiwwy ;;w;; hath minyist'wed ^-^ to ^.^ have me OwO dead, -Lest in :3 this mawwiage ^.^ he shouwd >w< be dishonour'd -xDD Because ^.^ he married me before ^-^ to :3 Womeo? -I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it >_> is; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks ^.^ it shouwd ;;w;; nyot, ->_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath still >_< been ^.^ twied :3 a holy xDD man. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU entewtain OwO so OwO bad :3 a OwO thought. -OwO How ^.^ if, when I x3 am >_> waid OwO into OwO the OwO tomb, -I :3 wake before OwO the UwU time UwU that Romeo -Come ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem x3 me? There's :3 a xDD feawfuw OwO point! -:33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot then >w< be stifled in OwO the x3 vauwt, -ÚwÚ To uWu whose ;;w;; fouw OwO mouth nyo healthsome ÚwÚ aiw breathes ÚwÚ in, -And there die stwangwed ewe my Romeo :3 comes? -Or, ^-^ if I live, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot vewy >_< wike -The horrible uWu conceit >_> of death ÚwÚ and night, -Together with OwO the terror >_> of OwO the place- -UwU As in :3 a x3 vauwt, OwO an ÚwÚ ancient receptacle -:3 Whewe uWu fow :3 this many ^-^ hundwed years OwO the bones -x3 Of >w< aww my buwied ^w^ ancestows awe pack'd; -:3 Whewe bwoody Tybalt, ÚwÚ yet uWu but green in :3 eawth, -:33 Wies fest'wing in his ÚwÚ shwoud; where, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, -^.^ At >w< some ^w^ houws in OwO the night uWu spiwits wesowt- -Awack, :33 awack, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< wike UwU that OwO I, -^w^ So >_< eawwy waking- what with ^-^ woathsome smewws, -And >_< shwieks >_< wike ^w^ mandwakes ^-^ town >_< out >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, -:33 That :3 wiving ^-^ mowtaws, hearing ;;w;; them, run ;;w;; mad- -:33 O, ^-^ if I >w< wake, uWu shaww I ^.^ nyot >w< be distraught, -Enviwonyed with >w< aww ^.^ these hideous uWu feaws, -And :3 madwy xDD pway with my ^-^ fowefathews' :33 joints, -And xDD pwuck OwO the OwO mangwed >_> Tybawt ^-^ fwom his shwoud., -And, in :3 this wage, with >w< some gweat ÚwÚ kinsman's ^.^ bonye -UwU As with :3 a UwU cwub :3 dash >_< out my x3 desp'wate uWu bwains? -:33 O, xDD wook! >w< methinks I UwU see my cousin's ghost -Seeking >_< out :33 Womeo, UwU that >_> did UwU spit his ÚwÚ body -:3 Upon :3 a >w< wapiew's point. >w< Stay, Tybalt, uWu stay! -:33 Womeo, I x3 come! :3 this ^-^ do I dwink ^-^ to thee. - -She [drinks and] ^.^ fawws x3 upon xDD hew bed within OwO the uWu cuwtains. - - - - -Scene ^.^ IV. ->_< Capuwet's >_< house. - -x3 Entew OwO Wady >_> of OwO the House ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. - -x3 Wady. ^-^ Howd, UwU take ^.^ these keys ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ mowe spices, nurse. ->_< Nyuwse. ^.^ They caww uWu fow :33 dates ÚwÚ and :3 quinces in OwO the >w< pastwy. - -x3 Entew Old Capulet. - -Cap. ^w^ Come, uWu stiw, uWu stiw, >w< stiw! The uWu second ^.^ cock ;;w;; hath cwow'd, -The uWu cuwfew beww ;;w;; hath rung, 'tis three >w< o'cwock. -Wook ^-^ to OwO the >w< bak'd meats, good Angewica; -uWu Spawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> cost. ->_< Nyuwse. Go, you >_< cot-quean, ÚwÚ go, -UwU Get you ^-^ to bed! OwO Faith, ^w^ you'ww >w< be uWu sick to-morrow ->_< Fow :3 this nyight's >_> watching. -Cap. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. >_> What, I ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd ewe :3 nyow -^-^ Aww night uWu fow ^.^ wessew ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew >_< been sick. -x3 Wady. >w< Ay, you ^.^ have >_< been :3 a :33 mouse-hunt in >_> youw time; -But I uWu wiww watch you ^-^ fwom such watching OwO nyow. ->_< Exeunt OwO Wady ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. -Cap. OwO A x3 jeawous >_< hood, :3 a x3 jeawous ^w^ hood! - -x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw [Fellows, with :33 spits ÚwÚ and wogs ÚwÚ and >_> baskets. - -What :3 is thewe? Nyow, fewwow, -Fellow. OwO Things uWu fow OwO the xDD cook, siw; uWu but I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. -Cap. UwU Make haste, ^-^ make UwU haste. xDD [Exit Fewwow.] Sirrah, ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ dwiew -^w^ wogs. -^-^ Caww Peter; ^.^ he uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe uWu they >_> awe. -Fellow. I ^.^ have :3 a uWu head, ;;w;; siw, UwU that uWu wiww find >_< out wogs -And never twoubwe Petew uWu fow OwO the OwO mattew. -Cap. :33 Mass, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww said; :3 a >_> mewwy ^w^ whoweson, ^-^ ha! -Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be loggerhead. xDD [Exit Fewwow.] Good :33 faith, 'tis day. -The :33 County uWu wiww >w< be here with music stwaight, ->_< Fow OwO so ^.^ he ^w^ said ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. ;;w;; Pway UwU music. -I hear him >w< nyeaw. -Nyuwse! ;;w;; Wife! >_> What, UwU ho! >_> What, ^w^ nyuwse, I :33 say! - -x3 Entew >_< Nyuwse. -uWu Go waken Juliet; >w< go ÚwÚ and xDD twim xDD hew :33 up. -I'll >w< go ÚwÚ and :33 chat with ^.^ Pawis. Hie, ^-^ make haste, -UwU Make >_> haste! The >_< bwidegwoom ^.^ he :3 is come :3 awweady: -UwU Make haste, I >w< say. +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. Scene ^.^ I. +^-^ A public ;;w;; pwace. + +Entew Mewcutio, ÚwÚ Benvowio, ÚwÚ and :33 Men. + +^-^ Ben. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good Mewcutio, >_> wet's x3 wetiwe. +uWu The day >_> is >_> hot, x3 the >w< Capuwets abroad. +xDD And >_> if ^.^ we ^w^ meet, ^.^ we UwU shaww nyot ;;w;; scape :3 a uWu bwaww, +For now, these :3 hot uWu days, >_> is x3 the ^-^ mad :3 bwood ;;w;; stiwwing. +Mew. ^.^ Thou awt ^.^ wike one of these ^w^ fewwows :3 that, when ^.^ he ;;w;; entews x3 the +confines of :3 a >_< tavewn, :3 cwaps ;;w;; me :33 his xDD swowd ;;w;; upon x3 the tabwe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says +>w< 'God >_> send ;;w;; me nyo >_< nyeed of >_< thee!' ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 the x3 opewation of x3 the second +>w< cup ÚwÚ dwaws ^.^ him on x3 the :33 dwawew, when ÚwÚ indeed there >_> is nyo ^w^ nyeed. +^-^ Ben. ^w^ Am UwU I ^.^ wike xDD such :3 a fewwow? +Mew. ^.^ Come, come, xDD thou awt >_< as :3 hot :3 a >_< jack uWu in >w< thy ^w^ mood >_< as xDD any uWu in +>w< Itawy; ÚwÚ and >_< as >w< soon ^-^ muvd to be ÚwÚ moody, ÚwÚ and >_< as >w< soon moody to be +:33 muvd. +^-^ Ben. xDD And >_> what to? +Mew. Nyay, >w< an there :3 wewe >w< two xDD such, ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have >_< nyonye shortly, fow +one ^.^ wouwd OwO kiww x3 the :3 othew. xDD Thou! >w< why, xDD thou wiwt ^-^ quawwew with :3 a x3 man +:3 that hath :3 a >_< haiw ^.^ mowe ow :3 a >_< haiw less uWu in :33 his ^w^ beawd than xDD thou OwO hast. +^.^ Thou wiwt ^-^ quawwew with :3 a x3 man fow cwacking :3 nyuts, xDD having nyo othew +reason >_> but uWu because xDD thou x3 hast :3 hazew :3 eyes. >_> What ^w^ eye >_> but xDD such >w< an ^w^ eye +^.^ wouwd ^w^ spy x3 out xDD such :3 a OwO quawwew? x3 Thy >_> head >_> is >_< as full of quarrels >_< as +>w< an >_> egg >_> is full of :3 meat; ÚwÚ and yet >w< thy >_> head hath :33 been beaten >_< as +;;w;; addwe >_< as >w< an >_> egg fow quawwewwing. ^.^ Thou x3 hast quawweww'd with :3 a x3 man +fow coughing uWu in x3 the stweet, uWu because ^.^ he hath wakened >w< thy dog :3 that +hath xDD wain ;;w;; asweep uWu in x3 the OwO sun. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot faww x3 out with :3 a +^w^ taiwow fow UwU weawing :33 his x3 nyew ^w^ doubwet >w< befowe ÚwÚ Eastew, with anyothew +fow tying :33 his x3 nyew xDD shoes with >w< an ;;w;; owd wiband? xDD And yet xDD thou wiwt +;;w;; tutow ;;w;; me from xDD quawwewwing! +^-^ Ben. ^-^ An UwU I :3 wewe UwU so ^-^ apt to ^-^ quawwew >_< as xDD thou awt, xDD any x3 man >_> shouwd UwU buy +x3 the ^.^ fee :33 simpwe of x3 my >w< wife fow >w< an >_> houw ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 quawtew. +Mew. uWu The ^.^ fee ;;w;; simpwe? x3 O simple! + +Entew Tybawt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. + +^-^ Ben. ^-^ By x3 my head, OwO hewe come x3 the UwU Capuwets. +Mew. ^-^ By x3 my ;;w;; heew, UwU I :3 cawe not. +Tyb. Follow ;;w;; me cwose, fow UwU I xDD wiww speak to OwO them. +ÚwÚ Gentwemen, ÚwÚ good >_> den. ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd with one of OwO you. +Mew. xDD And >_> but one ;;w;; wowd with one of us? +UwU Coupwe >w< it with something; >_< make >w< it :3 a ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> bwow. +Tyb. >_> You UwU shaww find ;;w;; me ^-^ apt enough to :3 that, ^w^ siw, >w< an xDD you xDD wiww UwU give ;;w;; me +:33 occasion. +Mew. Could xDD you nyot OwO take x3 some ;;w;; occasion ^-^ without ^.^ giving +Tyb. Mewcutio, xDD thou consortest with ^-^ Womeo. +Mew. Consort? What, dost xDD thou >_< make >_> us :33 minstwews? ^-^ An xDD thou >_< make +xDD minstwews of us, wook to hear >_< nyothing >_> but discords. >_> Hewe's x3 my +fiddlestick; hewe's :3 that UwU shaww >_< make xDD you >_< dance. Zounds, >w< consowt! +^-^ Ben. We tawk OwO hewe uWu in x3 the public >_> haunt of ^.^ men. +^-^ Eithew >_< withdwaw >w< unto x3 some >_> pwivate :33 pwace +xDD And reason coldly of x3 youw grievances, +:33 Ow >_> ewse uWu depawt. :3 Hewe aww eyes ÚwÚ gaze on >_> us. +Mew. xDD Men's eyes :3 wewe UwU made to look, ÚwÚ and wet them ^-^ gaze. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot :3 budge fow nyo :33 man's x3 pweasuwe, + +Entew ^-^ Womeo. + +Tyb. xDD Weww, uWu peace be with UwU you, sir. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my man. +Mew. OwO But I'll be uWu hang'd, ^w^ siw, >_> if ^.^ he ^-^ weaw x3 youw >w< wivewy. +OwO Mawwy, OwO go >w< befowe to >_> fiewd, he'ww be x3 youw follower! +uWu Youw :33 wowship uWu in :3 that sense OwO may caww ^.^ him man. +Tyb. ;;w;; Womeo, x3 the wuv UwU I UwU beaw uWu thee ^.^ can UwU affowd +No xDD bettew term than :33 this: xDD thou awt :3 a villain. +Rom. uWu Tybawt, x3 the reason :3 that UwU I uWu have to wuv uWu thee +^-^ Doth much UwU excuse x3 the ^.^ appewtainying xDD wage +;;w;; To xDD such :3 a ^.^ gweeting. ^w^ Viwwain ^w^ am UwU I none. +Therefore farewell. UwU I >_> see xDD thou knowest ;;w;; me not. +Tyb. :33 Boy, ÚwÚ this UwU shaww nyot UwU excuse x3 the x3 injuwies +:33 That xDD thou x3 hast donye OwO me; >_< thewefowe turn ÚwÚ and OwO dwaw. +Rom. UwU I UwU do ^w^ pwotest UwU I >_< nyevew >w< injuw'd ÚwÚ thee, +OwO But wuv uWu thee xDD bettew than xDD thou ;;w;; canst >w< devise +Tiww xDD thou shalt ^.^ knyow x3 the reason of x3 my love; +xDD And UwU so ÚwÚ good >_< Capuwet, which xDD nyame UwU I xDD tendew +;;w;; As ÚwÚ deawwy >_< as >_< minye OwO own, be xDD satisfied. +Mew. x3 O calm, dishonourable, ^-^ viwe submission! +ÚwÚ Awwa stoccata xDD cawwies >w< it xDD away. OwO [Dwaws.] +uWu Tybawt, xDD you >_> watcatchew, xDD wiww xDD you xDD wawk? +Tyb. >_> What wouldst xDD thou uWu have with me? +Mew. ^-^ Good ^w^ King of ^-^ Cats, >_< nyothing >_> but one of x3 youw >w< nyinye ^.^ wives. :33 That UwU I +>_> mean to >_< make bold withaw, x3 and, >_< as xDD you UwU shaww use ;;w;; me heweaftew, +dwy-beat x3 the xDD west of x3 the xDD eight. Will xDD you pluck x3 youw xDD swowd x3 out of +:33 his :33 pitchew ^.^ by x3 the ears? ^-^ Make xDD haste, xDD west >_< minye be about x3 youw OwO eaws +ere >w< it be OwO out. +Tyb. UwU I ^w^ am fow OwO you. OwO [Dwaws.] +Rom. ^w^ Gentwe Mewcutio, put >w< thy rapier :33 up. +Mew. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, x3 youw :33 passado! +^w^ [They x3 fight.] +Rom. ^.^ Dwaw, Benvolio; xDD beat down uWu theiw uWu weapons. +ÚwÚ Gentwemen, fow x3 shame! ÚwÚ fowbeaw ÚwÚ this >w< outwage! +uWu Tybawt, Mewcutio, x3 the Prince >w< expwesswy hath +x3 Fowbid ÚwÚ this ^.^ bandying uWu in Vewonya stweets. +UwU Howd, xDD Tybawt! ^-^ Good Mercutio! +Tybawt :33 undew Romeo's awm thrusts >w< Mewcutio x3 in, ÚwÚ and fwies +^w^ [with :33 his ;;w;; Fowwowews]. +Mew. UwU I ^w^ am x3 huwt. +^-^ A pwague ^.^ o' both x3 youw houses! UwU I ^w^ am sped. +Is ^.^ he >_> gonye ÚwÚ and hath nyothing? +^-^ Ben. What, awt xDD thou huwt? +Mew. Ay, :33 ay, :3 a xDD scwatch, :3 a >_> scwatch. OwO Mawwy, UwU 'tis enyough. +Whewe >_> is x3 my ^w^ page? ^w^ Go, villain, :3 fetch :3 a surgeon. +;;w;; [Exit uWu Page.] +Rom. OwO Couwage, man. uWu The ÚwÚ huwt ;;w;; cannyot be :33 much. +Mew. :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis nyot UwU so >_> deep >_< as :3 a weww, nor UwU so uWu wide >_< as :3 a ^-^ chuwch door; +>_> but UwU 'tis UwU enyough, 'twill ^.^ sewve. ;;w;; Ask fow ;;w;; me ^.^ to-mowwow, ÚwÚ and xDD you +UwU shaww find ;;w;; me :3 a :3 gwave man. UwU I ^w^ am UwU peppewed, UwU I warrant, fow ÚwÚ this +wowwd. ^-^ A pwague ^.^ o' both x3 youw houses! Zounds, :3 a dog, :3 a rat, :3 a +>_< mouse, :3 a cat, to x3 scwatch :3 a x3 man to ;;w;; death! :3 a :3 bwaggawt, :3 a :33 wogue, :3 a +villain, :3 that >_< fights ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ book of arithmetic! Why x3 the ^.^ deviw +^-^ came xDD you ^-^ between us? UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ huwt :33 undew x3 youw awm. +Rom. UwU I xDD thought aww fow x3 the >_> best. +Mew. ^-^ Hewp ;;w;; me x3 into x3 some house, ÚwÚ Benvowio, +:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ faint. ^-^ A pwague ^.^ o' both x3 youw houses! +^-^ They uWu have UwU made wowms' :3 meat of x3 me. UwU I uWu have :33 it, +xDD And uWu soundwy UwU too. uWu Youw houses! +>w< [Exit. :3 [suppowted ^.^ by ^w^ Benvowio]. +Rom. This gentweman, x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's nyeaw awwy, +OwO My xDD vewy fwiend, hath ^w^ got ÚwÚ this >w< mowtaw ÚwÚ huwt +^w^ In x3 my behawf- x3 my >_< weputation x3 stain'd +With Tybalt's ;;w;; swandew- uWu Tybawt, :3 that >w< an >_> houw +>_< Hath :33 been x3 my kinsman. x3 O x3 sweet Juwiet, +x3 Thy beauty hath UwU made ;;w;; me effeminyate +xDD And uWu in x3 my xDD tempew soft'nyed :33 vawouw's steew + +Entew Benvowio. + +^-^ Ben. x3 O ;;w;; Womeo, ;;w;; Womeo, >_< bwave :33 Mewcutio's ÚwÚ dead! +:33 That OwO gawwant ^w^ spiwit hath aspiw'd x3 the >_> cwouds, +>_< Which ^w^ too untimely OwO hewe uWu did ^w^ scown x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +Rom. This day's black fate on ^-^ moe OwO days xDD doth xDD depend; +This >_> but ÚwÚ begins x3 the woe ;;w;; othews ^w^ must OwO end. + +Entew Tybalt. + +^-^ Ben. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ÚwÚ fuwious Tybawt back ;;w;; again. +Rom. ÚwÚ Awive uWu in :3 twiumph, ÚwÚ and >w< Mewcutio slain? +UwU Away to heaven :33 wespective uWu wenyity, +xDD And ^.^ fiwe-ey'd UwU fuwy be x3 my ÚwÚ conduct >_< nyow! +>_> Nyow, uWu Tybawt, OwO take x3 the 'villain' back again +:33 That wate xDD thou >w< gavest OwO me; fow :33 Mewcutio's :3 souw +Is >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe uWu way :33 abuv UwU ouw >_< heads, +>_< Staying fow ^.^ thinye to >_< keep ^.^ him UwU company. +^-^ Eithew xDD thou ow I, ow xDD both, ^w^ must OwO go with ^.^ him. +Tyb. Thou, wwetched ^-^ boy, :3 that :33 didst consort ^.^ him UwU hewe, +>_> Shawt with ^.^ him x3 hence. +Rom. This UwU shaww determine x3 that. +^-^ They ^w^ fight. Tybawt ^w^ fawws. +^-^ Ben. ;;w;; Womeo, away, be ÚwÚ gonye! +uWu The :3 citizens OwO awe up, ÚwÚ and Tybawt ^w^ swain. +;;w;; Stand nyot amaz'd. uWu The Prince xDD wiww >_< doom uWu thee :33 death +;;w;; If xDD thou awt >_< taken. Hence, be >w< gonye, away! +Rom. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; fowtunye's foow! +^-^ Ben. Why dost xDD thou stay? +uWu Exit ^-^ Womeo. +Entew uWu Citizens. + +uWu Citizen. >_< Which uWu way wan ^.^ he :3 that kill'd OwO Mewcutio? +uWu Tybawt, :3 that muwthewew, which uWu way wan uWu he? +^-^ Ben. >_> Thewe wies :3 that Tybalt. +uWu Citizen. ^-^ Up, ^w^ siw, OwO go with x3 me. +UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee uWu in x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's xDD nyame OwO obey. + +Entew Prince :33 [attended], ^-^ Owd >_< Montague, >_< Capuwet, uWu theiw Wives, +ÚwÚ and [others]. + +UwU Pwince. Whewe OwO awe x3 the ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ beginnyews of ÚwÚ this fray? +^-^ Ben. x3 O x3 nyobwe UwU Pwince. UwU I ^.^ can OwO discuvw aww +uWu The unlucky manage of ÚwÚ this uWu fataw brawl. +>_> Thewe wies x3 the ^w^ man, :3 swain ^.^ by xDD young ;;w;; Womeo, +:33 That >_< swew >w< thy xDD kinsman, >_< bwave >_< Mewcutio. +uWu Cap. Wife. uWu Tybawt, x3 my x3 cousin! x3 O x3 my brother's >_> chiwd! +x3 O >w< Pwince! x3 O ÚwÚ husband! >_< O, x3 the :3 bwood >_> is :3 spiww'd +Of x3 my uWu deaw kinsman! >_< Pwince, >_< as xDD thou awt ^-^ twue, +For :3 bwood of ouws x3 shed :3 bwood of >_> Montague. +x3 O OwO cousin, x3 cousin! +UwU Pwince. ÚwÚ Benvowio, who began ÚwÚ this bwoody fray? +^-^ Ben. uWu Tybawt, OwO hewe x3 swain, ÚwÚ whom Romeo's uWu hand uWu did >_< stay. +;;w;; Womeo, :3 that ^-^ spoke ^.^ him faiw, bid ^.^ him ^.^ bethink +How UwU nyice x3 the ^-^ quawwew UwU was, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; uwg'd withal +uWu Youw xDD high dispweasuwe. All OwO this- uttered +With ^-^ gentwe :33 bweath, ÚwÚ cawm look, knees x3 humbwy bow'd- +Could nyot OwO take truce with x3 the ^-^ unwuwy UwU spween +Of Tybawt deaf to ÚwÚ peace, >_> but :3 that ^.^ he tilts +With piewcing steew uWu at bold :33 Mewcutio's >_< bweast; +UwU Who, aww >_< as >_> hot, tuwns deadwy :33 point to UwU point, +^.^ And, with :3 a martial ^.^ scown, with one uWu hand ÚwÚ beats +x3 Cowd :33 death :3 aside ÚwÚ and with x3 the othew OwO sends +^.^ It back to uWu Tybawt, x3 whose >_> dextewity +>_> Wetowts :3 it. >_< Womeo ^.^ he x3 cwies ^w^ awoud, +>_> 'Howd, ÚwÚ fwiends! OwO fwiends, :33 pawt!' ÚwÚ and ^w^ swiftew than :33 his ;;w;; tongue, +ÚwÚ His UwU agiwe awm ÚwÚ beats down uWu theiw uWu fataw points, +xDD And 'twixt them wushes; undewnyeath x3 whose awm +^-^ An envious thwust from Tybawt ;;w;; hit x3 the >w< wife +Of :33 stout Mewcutio, ÚwÚ and xDD then Tybawt fled; +OwO But by-and-by x3 comes back to ;;w;; Womeo, +Who xDD had >_> but x3 nyewwy entertain'd UwU wevenge, +xDD And uWu to't ;;w;; they OwO go ^.^ wike uWu wightnying; for, ere UwU I +Could dwaw to ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ them, UwU was :33 stout Tybawt slain; +^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ he fell, uWu did >_< Womeo turn ÚwÚ and fwy. +This >_> is x3 the truth, ow wet Benvolio die. +uWu Cap. Wife. >w< He >_> is :3 a kinsman to x3 the OwO Montague; +OwO Affection x3 makes ^.^ him :3 fawse, ^.^ he xDD speaks nyot true. +;;w;; Some ÚwÚ twenty of them ÚwÚ fought uWu in ÚwÚ this black OwO stwife, +xDD And aww UwU those ÚwÚ twenty couwd >_> but OwO kiww one life. +UwU I ÚwÚ beg fow justice, which UwU thou, >_< Pwince, ^w^ must give. +>_< Womeo >_< swew Tybalt; >_< Womeo ^w^ must nyot wive. +UwU Pwince. >_< Womeo >_< swew him; ^.^ he >_< swew >_< Mewcutio. +Who nyow x3 the pwice of :33 his uWu deaw :3 bwood xDD doth >_< owe? +Mon. ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; Womeo, >_< Pwince; ^.^ he UwU was :33 Mewcutio's fwiend; +ÚwÚ His ;;w;; fauwt concwudes >_> but >_> what x3 the law >_> shouwd ^w^ end, +uWu The >w< wife of Tybalt. +UwU Pwince. xDD And fow :3 that offence +;;w;; Immediatewy ^.^ we UwU do exiwe ^.^ him x3 hence. +UwU I uWu have >w< an ÚwÚ intewest uWu in x3 youw xDD hate's pwoceeding, +OwO My :3 bwood fow x3 youw wude >_< bwawws xDD doth >_< wie uWu a-bweeding; +OwO But I'll xDD amewce xDD you with UwU so >w< stwong :3 a OwO finye +:33 That xDD you UwU shaww aww wepent x3 the ^-^ woss of ^w^ minye. +UwU I xDD wiww be deaf to xDD pweading ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ excuses; +x3 Nyow tears nor >_< pwayews UwU shaww puwchase x3 out xDD abuses. +Therefore use none. Let >_< Womeo >w< hence uWu in xDD haste, +^w^ Ewse, when ^.^ he >_> is >_> found, :3 that >_> houw >_> is :33 his last. +ÚwÚ Beaw >w< hence ÚwÚ this ;;w;; body, ÚwÚ and >_< attend UwU ouw :33 wiww. +^w^ Mewcy >_> but ;;w;; muwdews, pardoning UwU those :3 that UwU kiww. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +UwU Capuwet's ^-^ owchawd. + +Entew Juwiet >_< awonye. + +^w^ Juw. :33 Gawwop xDD apace, xDD you >_> fiewy-footed ;;w;; steeds, +Towards x3 Phoebus' ÚwÚ wodging! >w< Such :3 a wagoner +;;w;; As xDD Phaeton ^.^ wouwd whip xDD you to x3 the xDD West +xDD And ;;w;; bwing uWu in cwoudy >w< nyight immediately. +>w< Spwead >w< thy ^-^ cwose ^w^ cuwtain, wuv-pewfowming night, +:33 That ^.^ wunyaway eyes OwO may ;;w;; wink, ÚwÚ and >_< Womeo +UwU Weap to these :3 awms untalk'd of ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unseen. +x3 Wuvws ^.^ can >_> see to UwU do uWu theiw :3 amowous rites +^-^ By uWu theiw UwU own xDD beauties; or, >_> if wuv be ÚwÚ bwind, +^.^ It best :3 agwees with OwO nyight. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ civiw night, +^.^ Thou sobew-suited ^w^ matwon, aww uWu in black, +xDD And :3 weawn ;;w;; me >w< how to wose :3 a winnying ;;w;; match, +x3 Pway'd fow :3 a :33 paiw of stainwess uWu maidenhoods. +x3 Hood x3 my unmann'd bwood, ÚwÚ bating uWu in x3 my cheeks, +With >w< thy black ^-^ mantwe >w< tiww ;;w;; stwange xDD wuv, grown >w< bowd, +^w^ Think true wuv OwO acted :33 simpwe OwO modesty. +^.^ Come, ^w^ nyight; come, Romeo; come, xDD thou day uWu in ^w^ nyight; +For xDD thou wiwt >_< wie ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 wings of >w< nyight +^w^ Whitew than x3 nyew >w< snyow ;;w;; upon :3 a raven's back. +^.^ Come, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ nyight; come, >w< woving, bwack-bwow'd ^w^ nyight; +Give ;;w;; me x3 my Romeo; x3 and, when ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> die, +^.^ Take ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :3 cut ^.^ him x3 out uWu in xDD wittwe ÚwÚ staws, +xDD And ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< make x3 the OwO face of heaven UwU so OwO finye +:33 That aww x3 the wowwd xDD wiww be uWu in wuv with >w< nyight +xDD And x3 pay nyo :33 wowship to x3 the ^w^ gawish OwO sun. +>_< O, UwU I uWu have xDD bought x3 the >_< mansion of :3 a xDD wuv, +OwO But nyot >_< possess'd uWu it; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am UwU sowd, +ÚwÚ Nyot yet >_< enjoy'd. ^w^ So tedious >_> is ÚwÚ this day +;;w;; As >_> is x3 the >w< nyight >w< befowe x3 some festival +;;w;; To >w< an ;;w;; impatient chiwd :3 that hath x3 nyew ^-^ wobes +xDD And OwO may nyot ^-^ weaw OwO them. >_< O, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my xDD nyuwse, + +Entew Nyuwse, with :3 cowds. + +xDD And ^.^ she >_< bwings nyews; ÚwÚ and every >_> tongue :3 that xDD speaks +OwO But Romeo's xDD nyame xDD speaks ^-^ heavenwy :3 ewoquence. +>_> Nyow, xDD nyuwse, >_> what nyews? >_> What x3 hast xDD thou OwO thewe? x3 the cowds +:33 That >_< Womeo bid uWu thee :3 fetch? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Ay, :33 ay, x3 the :3 cowds. +[Throws them :33 down.] +^w^ Juw. uWu Ay me! >_> what nyews? Why dost xDD thou wring >w< thy ^.^ hands +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD Ah, UwU wewaday! uWu he's >_< dead, uWu he's >_< dead, uWu he's ÚwÚ dead! +We OwO awe >_< undonye, UwU wady, ^.^ we OwO awe undone! +Alack x3 the ^.^ day! uWu he's >w< gonye, uWu he's ^.^ kiww'd, uWu he's ÚwÚ dead! +^w^ Juw. UwU Can heaven be UwU so ^.^ envious? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_< Womeo ^-^ can, +;;w;; Though heaven cannot. x3 O ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ Womeo! +Who OwO evew ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD thought :33 it? ÚwÚ Womeo! +^w^ Juw. >_> What ^.^ deviw awt xDD thou :3 that dost x3 towment ;;w;; me >_< thus? +This towtuwe >_> shouwd be >w< woaw'd uWu in ÚwÚ dismaw uWu heww. +>_< Hath >_< Womeo :3 swain :33 himsewf? x3 Say xDD thou >_> but 'I,' +xDD And :3 that OwO bawe ÚwÚ vowew ^w^ 'I' UwU shaww x3 poison ^.^ mowe +Than x3 the ^.^ death-dawting ^w^ eye of cockatwice. +UwU I ^w^ am nyot I, >_> if there be xDD such >w< an x3 'I'; +:33 Ow UwU those eyes shut :3 that >_< make uWu thee answew ^-^ 'I.' +;;w;; If be be x3 swain, >_> say x3 'I'; ow >_> if >_> nyot, 'no.' +:3 Bwief sounds determine of x3 my ^-^ weaw ow woe. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU I saw x3 the ^-^ wound, UwU I saw >w< it with >_< minye ^w^ eyes, +^-^ (God :3 save x3 the uWu mawk!) OwO hewe on :33 his xDD manwy UwU bweast. +^-^ A ^.^ piteous :33 cowse, :3 a bwoody ^.^ piteous UwU cowse; +:3 Pawe, pawe >_< as :3 ashes, aww >_> bedaub'd uWu in bwood, +All uWu in >w< gowe-bwood. UwU I swounded uWu at x3 the :33 sight. +^w^ Juw. >_< O, break, x3 my :33 heawt! poor >_< bankwout, bweak uWu at uWu once! +;;w;; To pwison, eyes; ^w^ nye'ew wook on wibewty! +^-^ Viwe earth, to ^.^ eawth xDD wesign; >w< end >_> motion UwU hewe, +xDD And xDD thou ÚwÚ and >_< Womeo x3 pwess one x3 heavy bier! +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O uWu Tybawt, uWu Tybawt, x3 the best :33 fwiend UwU I :33 had! +x3 O ^-^ couwteous xDD Tybawt! xDD honyest ÚwÚ gentweman +:33 That OwO evew UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ wive to >_> see uWu thee ÚwÚ dead! +^w^ Juw. >_> What x3 stowm >_> is ÚwÚ this :3 that ^w^ bwows UwU so uWu contwawy? +Is >_< Womeo >w< swaught'wed, ÚwÚ and >_> is Tybawt dead? +OwO My UwU deaw-wov'd OwO cousin, ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ deawew xDD wowd? +Then, :3 dweadfuw trumpet, >_> sound x3 the general >w< doom! +For who >_> is >w< wiving, >_> if UwU those >w< two OwO awe gone? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Tybawt >_> is >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and >_< Womeo banyished; +>_< Womeo :3 that kill'd :3 him, ^.^ he >_> is x3 banyished. +^w^ Juw. x3 O uWu God! Did Romeo's uWu hand x3 shed Tybalt's >_< bwood? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^.^ It ^-^ did, >w< it ;;w;; did! alas x3 the ^-^ day, >w< it ;;w;; did! +^w^ Juw. x3 O serpent uWu heawt, >_< hid with :3 a >_> fwow'wing :3 face! +Did OwO evew >_> dwagon >_< keep UwU so >w< faiw :3 a cave? +^w^ Beautifuw tyrant! >_< fiend UwU angewicaw! +>w< Duv-feathew'd xDD waven! wowvish-wavenying uWu wamb! +>w< Despised ÚwÚ substance of :3 divinyest ÚwÚ show! +;;w;; Just opposite to >_> what xDD thou >_< justwy seem'st- +^-^ A uWu damnyed UwU saint, >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 viwwain! +x3 O nyatuwe, >_> what >w< hadst xDD thou to UwU do uWu in heww +x3 When xDD thou :33 didst bowew x3 the ^w^ spiwit of :3 a >_< fiend +^w^ In >w< mowtaw paradise of xDD such x3 sweet flesh? +Was OwO evew ^w^ book xDD containying xDD such ^-^ viwe ;;w;; mattew +^w^ So ^.^ faiwwy ;;w;; bound? >_< O, :3 that ;;w;; deceit >_> shouwd dwell +^w^ In xDD such :3 a gowgeous OwO pawace! +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> Thewe's nyo ^w^ twust, +No ^w^ faith, nyo honesty uWu in ÚwÚ men; aww perjur'd, +All forsworn, aww nyaught, aww dissemblers. +xDD Ah, where's x3 my man? Give ;;w;; me x3 some OwO aqua vitae. +;;w;; These ^.^ gwiefs, these :33 woes, these ^w^ sowwows >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ owd. +Shame come to ÚwÚ Womeo! +^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ Bwistew'd be >w< thy >_> tongue +For xDD such :3 a wish! >w< He UwU was nyot bown to ;;w;; shame. +>_> Upon :33 his ^w^ bwow ^-^ shame >_> is >w< asham'd to ^.^ sit; +For UwU 'tis :3 a >_< thwonye :3 whewe honour OwO may be cwown'd +Sole :33 monyawch of x3 the ^-^ unyivewsaw ;;w;; eawth. +>_< O, >_> what :3 a beast UwU was UwU I to UwU chide uWu at x3 him! +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Will xDD you speak weww of ^.^ him :3 that kill'd x3 youw cousin? +^w^ Juw. Shall UwU I speak :33 iww of ^.^ him :3 that >_> is x3 my OwO husband? +xDD Ah, poor x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what >_> tongue UwU shaww x3 smooth >w< thy xDD nyame +x3 When I, >w< thy three-hours :3 wife, uWu have OwO mangwed :33 it? +OwO But ÚwÚ whewefowe, villain, :33 didst xDD thou OwO kiww x3 my cousin? +:33 That viwwain xDD cousin ^.^ wouwd uWu have kill'd x3 my husband. +^w^ Back, >_< foowish ^-^ teaws, back to x3 youw OwO nyative >w< spwing! +uWu Youw :3 twibutawy ^.^ dwops OwO bewong to woe, +>_< Which UwU you, >w< mistaking, offer x3 up to ^-^ joy. +OwO My :33 husband lives, :3 that Tybawt ^.^ wouwd uWu have slain; +xDD And Tybalt's >_< dead, :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 swain x3 my husband. +All ÚwÚ this >_> is uWu comfowt; ^-^ whewefowe xDD weep UwU I ^w^ then? +;;w;; Some ;;w;; wowd there UwU was, >_> wowsew than Tybalt's UwU death, +:33 That ^-^ muwd'wed x3 me. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 fowget >w< it >_> fain; +OwO But >_< O, >w< it ;;w;; pwesses to x3 my ^w^ memowy +Wike uWu damnyed guiwty >_< deeds to >_< sinnyews' ^w^ minds! +^w^ 'Tybawt >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Womeo- ^.^ banyished.' +:33 That 'banyished,' :3 that one ;;w;; wowd 'banyished,' +>_< Hath :3 swain ;;w;; ten thousand OwO Tybawts. Tybalt's :33 death +Was woe UwU enyough, >_> if >w< it xDD had >_< ended uWu thewe; +:3 Ow, >_> if :3 souw woe dewights uWu in fewwowship +xDD And xDD nyeedwy xDD wiww be rank'd with othew ^.^ gwiefs, +Why fowwowed >_> nyot, when ^.^ she uWu said ;;w;; 'Tybawt's ^w^ dead,' +x3 Thy ÚwÚ fathew, ow >w< thy :33 mothew, x3 nyay, ow xDD both, +>_< Which modern wamentation ^w^ might uWu have >_> mov'd? +OwO But with :3 a rearward fowwowing Tybalt's UwU death, +'Womeo >_> is >_> banyished'- to speak :3 that ;;w;; wowd +Is ÚwÚ fathew, :33 mothew, uWu Tybawt, ;;w;; Womeo, Juwiet, +All x3 swain, aww uWu dead. 'Womeo >_> is >_> banyished'- +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^w^ end, nyo >_< wimit, uWu measuwe, xDD bound, +^w^ In :3 that word's ÚwÚ death; nyo wowds ^.^ can :3 that woe UwU sound. +Whewe >_> is x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 mothew, x3 nyuwse? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Weeping ÚwÚ and x3 waiwing uvw Tybalt's :3 cowse. +Will xDD you OwO go to them? UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing xDD you xDD thithew. +^w^ Juw. Wash ;;w;; they :33 his wounds with teaws? Mine UwU shaww be >_< spent, +x3 When theirs OwO awe ^.^ dwy, fow Romeo's >_> banyishment. +^.^ Take x3 up UwU those :3 cowds. OwO Poow ropes, xDD you OwO awe ^.^ beguiw'd, +UwU Both xDD you ÚwÚ and I, fow >_< Womeo >_> is uWu exiw'd. +>w< He UwU made xDD you fow :3 a highway to x3 my bed; +OwO But I, :3 a ;;w;; maid, ^-^ die ^-^ maiden-widowed. +^.^ Come, cowds; come, nurse. I'll to x3 my ÚwÚ wedding bed; +xDD And UwU death, nyot ;;w;; Womeo, OwO take x3 my x3 maidenhead! +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Hie to x3 youw ^.^ chambew. I'll find >_< Womeo +;;w;; To uWu comfowt OwO you. UwU I uWu wot weww :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< is. +^.^ Hawk :3 ye, x3 youw >_< Womeo xDD wiww be OwO hewe uWu at OwO nyight. +I'll to him; ^.^ he >_> is >_< hid uWu at Laurence' >w< ceww. +^w^ Juw. >_< O, find x3 him! UwU give ÚwÚ this OwO wing to x3 my true knight +xDD And bid ^.^ him come to OwO take :33 his >w< wast farewell. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +uWu Fwiaw Laurence's >w< ceww. + +Entew uWu Fwiaw ^-^ [Wauwence]. + +Fwiaw. ;;w;; Womeo, come forth; come ^-^ fowth, xDD thou x3 feawfuw man. +Affwiction >_> is ^.^ enyanmouw'd of >w< thy xDD pawts, +xDD And xDD thou awt >w< wedded to calamity. + +Entew ^-^ Womeo. + +Rom. :3 Fathew, >_> what nyews? >_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's >_< doom +>_> What sorrow cwaves >_< acquaintance uWu at x3 my uWu hand +:33 That UwU I yet ^.^ knyow ^w^ nyot? +Fwiaw. Too ^.^ famiwiaw +Is x3 my uWu deaw >_< son with xDD such :3 souw UwU company. +UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu thee UwU tidings of x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's doom. +Rom. >_> What less than >_< doomsday >_> is x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's >_> doom? +Fwiaw. ^-^ A gentler ^w^ judgment vanyish'd from :33 his xDD wips- +ÚwÚ Nyot body's UwU death, >_> but body's >_> banyishment. +Rom. >w< Ha, banyishment? ^w^ Be :3 mewcifuw, >_> say ;;w;; 'death'; +For exiwe hath ^.^ mowe tewwow uWu in :33 his look, +Much ^.^ mowe than death. Do nyot >_> say ^.^ 'banyishment.' +Fwiaw. OwO Hence from Vewonya awt xDD thou x3 banyished. +^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, fow x3 the wowwd >_> is >_< bwoad ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wide. +Rom. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo wowwd ^-^ without Vewonya walls, +OwO But purgatory, torture, heww itself. +OwO Hence banished >_> is banyish'd from x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +xDD And OwO wowwd's exiwe >_> is death. UwU Then 'banishment' +Is :33 death >w< mistewm'd. ^w^ Cawwing :33 death x3 'banyishment,' +^.^ Thou x3 cut'st x3 my >_> head x3 off with :3 a golden axe +xDD And smilest ;;w;; upon x3 the ^w^ stwoke :3 that murders x3 me. +Fwiaw. x3 O deadwy ^w^ sin! x3 O wude ^-^ unthankfuwnyess! +x3 Thy ;;w;; fauwt UwU ouw law ;;w;; cawws ÚwÚ death; >_> but x3 the uWu kind >_< Pwince, +:3 Taking >w< thy >_> pawt, hath uWu wush'd :3 aside x3 the waw, +xDD And >_> tuwn'd :3 that black ;;w;; wowd :33 death to >_> banyishment. +This >_> is uWu deaw mercy, ÚwÚ and xDD thou seest >w< it not. +Rom. 'Tis torture, ÚwÚ and nyot mercy. uWu Heaven >_> is UwU hewe, +Whewe Juwiet wives; ÚwÚ and every :33 cat ÚwÚ and dog +xDD And xDD wittwe >_< mouse, every >_< unwowthy ÚwÚ thing, +Wive OwO hewe uWu in heaven ÚwÚ and OwO may wook on >w< hew; +OwO But >_< Womeo OwO may not. uWu Mowe uWu vawidity, +uWu Mowe ^.^ honyouwabwe state, ^.^ mowe OwO couwtship ;;w;; wives +^w^ In OwO cawwion fwies than ^-^ Womeo. ^-^ They OwO may x3 seize +On x3 the ^-^ white wonder of uWu deaw ;;w;; Juwiet's uWu hand +xDD And ^.^ steaw :3 immowtaw >_> bwessing from her :3 wips, +UwU Who, even uWu in puwe ÚwÚ and :33 vestaw OwO modesty, +UwU Stiww blush, >_< as uWu thinking uWu theiw UwU own ^-^ kisses sin; +OwO But >_< Womeo OwO may nyot- ^.^ he >_> is x3 banyished. +This OwO may fwies UwU do, when UwU I from ÚwÚ this ^w^ must xDD fwy; +^-^ They OwO awe fwee men, >_> but UwU I ^w^ am x3 banyished. +xDD And sayest xDD thou yet :3 that exiwe >_> is nyot UwU death? +UwU Hadst xDD thou nyo x3 poison mix'd, nyo shawp-gwound ^-^ knyife, +No ^.^ sudden >_> mean of UwU death, ^w^ though ^w^ nye'ew UwU so mean, +OwO But 'banished' to OwO kiww me- 'banyished'? +x3 O >_< fwiaw, x3 the uWu damnyed use :3 that ;;w;; wowd uWu in heww; +Howling ^.^ attends :3 it! How x3 hast xDD thou x3 the uWu heawt, +uWu Being :3 a divine, :3 a ghostly confessow, +^-^ A OwO sin-absowvew, ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 fwiend ^.^ pwofess'd, +;;w;; To mangwe ;;w;; me with :3 that ;;w;; wowd 'banyished'? +Fwiaw. ^.^ Thou fond ^-^ mad ^w^ man, hear ;;w;; me :3 a xDD wittwe >_< speak. +Rom. >_< O, xDD thou wiwt speak again of >_> banyishment. +Fwiaw. I'll UwU give uWu thee ^-^ awmouw to >_< keep x3 off :3 that wowd; +>_> Advewsity's x3 sweet xDD miwk, :33 phiwosophy, +;;w;; To uWu comfowt ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ though xDD thou awt x3 banyished. +Rom. ÚwÚ Yet 'banyished'? Hang x3 up philosophy! +OwO Unwess x3 phiwosophy ^.^ can >_< make :3 a Juwiet, +>w< Dispwant :3 a xDD town, >_< wevewse :3 a UwU pwince's doom, +^.^ It helps >_> nyot, >w< it ^w^ pwevaiws not. Talk nyo more. +Fwiaw. >_< O, xDD then UwU I >_> see :3 that OwO madmen uWu have nyo ears. +Rom. How >_> shouwd >w< they, when :3 that uWu wise ;;w;; men uWu have nyo uWu eyes? +Fwiaw. Let ;;w;; me :33 dispute with uWu thee of >w< thy estate. +Rom. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot speak of :3 that xDD thou dost nyot feew. +:33 Wewt xDD thou >_< as xDD young >_< as I, Juwiet >w< thy xDD wuv, +^-^ An >_> houw >_> but >w< mawwied, Tybawt uWu muwdewed, +^w^ Doting ^.^ wike uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike ;;w;; me :33 banyished, +UwU Then ÚwÚ mightst xDD thou :3 speak, xDD then ÚwÚ mightst xDD thou teaw >w< thy hair, +xDD And faww ;;w;; upon x3 the ground, >_< as UwU I UwU do now, +:3 Taking x3 the UwU measuwe of >w< an ;;w;; unmade x3 gwave. +Knock x3 [within]. +Fwiaw. :3 Awise; one knyocks. ^-^ Good ;;w;; Womeo, hide thysewf. +Rom. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 I; ^w^ unwess x3 the UwU bweath of xDD heawtsick :33 gwoans, +^.^ Mist-wike x3 infowd ;;w;; me from x3 the ^-^ seawch of :3 eyes. Knock. +Fwiaw. Hawk, >w< how ;;w;; they knock! Who's OwO thewe? ;;w;; Womeo, ;;w;; awise; +^.^ Thou wiwt be :3 taken.- OwO Stay ÚwÚ awhiwe!- ;;w;; Stand xDD up; Knock. +OwO Wun to x3 my ÚwÚ study.- ;;w;; By-and-by!- >_> God's :33 wiww, +>_> What simpwenyess >_> is >w< this.- UwU I come, UwU I >w< come! Knock. +Who ÚwÚ knyocks UwU so hawd? OwO Whence come you? x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> [within] Let ;;w;; me come x3 in, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow x3 my ^-^ ewwand. +UwU I come from xDD Wady Juliet. +Fwiaw. Welcome UwU then. + +Entew ÚwÚ Nyuwse. + +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O >w< howy >_< fwiaw, >_< O, tell uWu me, >w< howy >w< fwiaw +Whewe >_> is x3 my >_> wady's uWu wowd, where's ^.^ Womeo? +Fwiaw. >_> Thewe on x3 the ground, with :33 his UwU own tears UwU made drunk. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is even uWu in x3 my >_< mistwess' case, +;;w;; Just uWu in her ^w^ case! +Fwiaw. x3 O ^.^ woefuw sympathy! +ÚwÚ Piteous ;;w;; pwedicament! +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Even UwU so wies uWu she, +^w^ Bwubb'wing ÚwÚ and weeping, weeping ÚwÚ and :3 bwubbewing. +;;w;; Stand up, stand ^-^ up! >_> Stand, >w< an xDD you be :3 a man. +For ;;w;; Juwiet's ^w^ sake, fow her ^w^ sake, rise ÚwÚ and stand! +Why >_> shouwd xDD you faww x3 into UwU so >_> deep >w< an >_> O? +Rom. OwO (wises) Nyuwse- +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Ah sir! ah sir! xDD Weww, ^w^ death's x3 the >w< end of all. +Rom. :3 Spakest xDD thou of Juliet? How >_> is >w< it with OwO hew? +^-^ Doth nyot ^.^ she think ;;w;; me >w< an ;;w;; owd muwthewew, +Now UwU I uWu have x3 stain'd x3 the childhood of UwU ouw joy +With :3 bwood >w< wemov'd >_> but xDD wittwe from her >w< own? +Whewe >_> is >_< she? ÚwÚ and >w< how xDD doth :33 she! ÚwÚ and >_> what ;;w;; says +OwO My OwO conceaw'd uWu wady to UwU ouw cancell'd love? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_< O, ^.^ she ;;w;; says uWu nyothing, ^w^ siw, >_> but ^.^ weeps ÚwÚ and >_> weeps; +xDD And nyow ^w^ fawws on her ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and xDD then starts up, +xDD And Tybawt cawws; ÚwÚ and xDD then on >_< Womeo cries, +xDD And xDD then down ^w^ fawws ;;w;; again. +Rom. ;;w;; As >_> if :3 that :33 nyame, +^-^ Shot from x3 the deadwy ^w^ wevew of :3 a ^.^ gun, +Did muwthew >w< hew; >_< as :3 that name's uWu cuwsed uWu hand +Murder'd her kinsman. >_< O, tell uWu me, >_< fwiaw, tell uWu me, +^w^ In >_> what ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ this anyatomy +^-^ Doth x3 my xDD nyame lodge? Teww uWu me, :3 that UwU I OwO may ^-^ sack +uWu The hateful mansion. [Draws :33 his dagger.] +Fwiaw. :33 Howd >w< thy despewate >w< hand. +Awt xDD thou :3 a man? x3 Thy >_< fowm x3 cwies x3 out xDD thou awt; +x3 Thy tears OwO awe ÚwÚ womanyish, >w< thy >w< wiwd acts :3 denyote +uWu The >w< unweasonyabwe UwU fuwy of :3 a beast. +>_< Unseemwy OwO woman uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ seeming ;;w;; man! +:33 Ow iww-beseeming beast uWu in ÚwÚ seeming UwU both! +^.^ Thou x3 hast ^w^ amaz'd x3 me. ^-^ By x3 my >w< howy order, +UwU I xDD thought >w< thy uWu disposition xDD bettew temper'd. +Hast xDD thou :3 swain ^.^ Tybawt? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou slay thyself? +xDD And slay >w< thy uWu wady :3 that uWu in >w< thy >w< wife lives, +^-^ By xDD doing uWu damnyed ^-^ hate ;;w;; upon thyself? +Why waiwest xDD thou on >w< thy birth, x3 the ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and ^w^ eawth? +Since birth ÚwÚ and heaven ÚwÚ and earth, aww >w< thwee UwU do :3 meet +^w^ In uWu thee uWu at once; which xDD thou uWu at >_> once wouldst uWu wose. +OwO Fie, >_< fie, xDD thou >_< shamest >w< thy UwU shape, >w< thy xDD wuv, >w< thy ^w^ wit, +>_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ usuwew, abound'st uWu in all, +xDD And OwO usest >_< nyonye uWu in :3 that true use ÚwÚ indeed +>_< Which >_> shouwd xDD bedeck >w< thy UwU shape, >w< thy xDD wuv, >w< thy >_< wit. +x3 Thy x3 nyobwe xDD shape >_> is >_> but :3 a >_< fowm of OwO wax +^.^ Digwessing from x3 the valour of :3 a xDD man; +x3 Thy uWu deaw wuv sworn >_> but OwO howwow >_< pewjuwy, +Killing :3 that wuv which xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ vow'd to cherish; +x3 Thy ^w^ wit, :3 that ^w^ ownyament to xDD shape ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, +Misshapen uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ conduct of them xDD both, +Wike OwO powdew uWu in :3 a :33 skiwwess ^w^ sowdiew's ^.^ fwask, +>_> is get uWu afiwe ^.^ by ^.^ thinye UwU own ignorance, +xDD And xDD thou dismemb'red with ^.^ thinye UwU own OwO defence. +What, wouse ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; man! x3 Thy Juwiet >_> is ^.^ awive, +For x3 whose uWu deaw ÚwÚ sake xDD thou >w< wast >_> but :3 watewy uWu dead. +>_> Thewe awt xDD thou ^-^ happy. Tybawt ^.^ wouwd OwO kiww ÚwÚ thee, +OwO But xDD thou slewest Tybalt. >_> Thewe awt xDD thou ^w^ happy UwU too. +uWu The waw, :3 that threat'ned UwU death, x3 becomes >w< thy :33 fwiend +xDD And tuwns >w< it to :33 exiwe. >_> Thewe awt xDD thou ^-^ happy. +^-^ A OwO pack of bwessings >w< wight ;;w;; upon >w< thy back; +>_> Happinyess couwts uWu thee uWu in her best array; +But, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 misbhav'd ÚwÚ and UwU suwwen >_> wench, +^.^ Thou :33 pout'st ;;w;; upon >w< thy :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and >w< thy love. +^.^ Take ^-^ heed, OwO take ^-^ heed, fow xDD such ^-^ die >w< misewabwe. +Go get uWu thee to >w< thy xDD wuv, >_< as UwU was UwU decweed, +:3 Ascend her chamber, >w< hence ÚwÚ and uWu comfowt her. +OwO But wook xDD thou xDD stay nyot >w< tiww x3 the ;;w;; watch be ^-^ set, +For xDD then xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot pass to uWu Mantua, +Whewe xDD thou shalt ^w^ wive >w< tiww ^.^ we ^.^ can find :3 a time +;;w;; To bwaze x3 youw ^.^ mawwiage, reconcile x3 youw OwO fwiends, +>w< Beg UwU pawdon of x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and caww uWu thee back +With ÚwÚ twenty :3 hundwed thousand times ^.^ mowe joy +Than xDD thou xDD went'st fowth uWu in wamentation. +Go x3 befowe, nurse. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy UwU wady, +xDD And bid her x3 hasten aww x3 the ;;w;; house to ^.^ bed, +>_< Which x3 heavy sorrow x3 makes them ^-^ apt UwU unto. +>_< Womeo >_> is :3 coming. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O Wowd, UwU I couwd uWu have OwO stay'd OwO hewe aww x3 the >w< nyight +;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ good :3 counsew. >_< O, >_> what :33 weawnying x3 is! +OwO My uWu wowd, I'll tell x3 my uWu wady xDD you xDD wiww x3 come. +Rom. Do >_> so, ÚwÚ and bid x3 my x3 sweet >_> pwepawe to >_< chide. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a OwO wing ^.^ she bid ;;w;; me UwU give UwU you, sir. +Hie UwU you, >_< make xDD haste, fow >w< it gwows xDD vewy UwU wate. ÚwÚ Exit. +Rom. How weww x3 my uWu comfowt >_> is xDD weviv'd ^.^ by x3 this! +Fwiaw. Go OwO hence; ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe >w< stands aww x3 youw state: +^-^ Eithew be >_> gonye >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; watch be ^-^ set, +:33 Ow ^.^ by x3 the bweak of day :33 disguis'd from x3 hence. +Sojourn uWu in Mantua. I'll find x3 out x3 youw ^w^ man, +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww :33 signyify from time to time +Evewy ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ hap to xDD you :3 that chances hewe. +Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. 'Tis UwU wate. Farewell; ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +Rom. OwO But :3 that :3 a joy x3 past joy ;;w;; cawws x3 out on uWu me, +^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a grief UwU so bwief to ÚwÚ pawt with thee. +uWu Faweweww. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +UwU Capuwet's ;;w;; house + +Entew ^-^ Owd >_< Capuwet, :33 his >_< Wife, ÚwÚ and Paris. + +uWu Cap. ^w^ Things uWu have fall'n ^.^ out, ^w^ siw, UwU so xDD unwuckiwy +:33 That ^.^ we uWu have xDD had nyo time to move UwU ouw >w< daughtew. +Wook UwU you, ^.^ she :3 wov'd her kinsman Tybawt ^-^ deawwy, +xDD And UwU so uWu did ^.^ I. xDD Weww, ^.^ we :3 wewe bown to die. +'Tis xDD vewy late; ^.^ she'ww nyot come down to-night. +UwU I promise UwU you, >_> but fow x3 youw xDD company, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been abed >w< an >_> houw ago. +;;w;; Paw. ;;w;; These times of woe UwU affowd nyo tune to UwU woo. +uWu Madam, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 youw >w< daughtew. +^-^ Wady. UwU I :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow her ^-^ mind early to-morrow; +;;w;; To-nyight ^w^ she's :33 mew'd x3 up to her heaviness. +uWu Cap. Sir >_< Pawis, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make :3 a despewate xDD tendew +Of x3 my chiwd's love. UwU I think ^.^ she xDD wiww be wuw'd +^w^ In aww UwU wespects ^.^ by OwO me; x3 nyay >_> mowe, UwU I doubt >w< it not. +>_< Wife, OwO go xDD you to her ere xDD you OwO go to bed; +:3 Acquaint her OwO hewe of x3 my >_< son >_> Pawis' wuv +xDD And bid her >w< (mawk xDD you :3 me?) on >w< Wednyesday ^w^ nyext- +But, xDD soft! >_> what day >_> is :3 this? +;;w;; Paw. ^.^ Monday, x3 my OwO wowd. +uWu Cap. Monday! ha, :33 ha! xDD Weww, >w< Wednyesday >_> is ^w^ too :33 soon. +>w< Thuwsday wet >w< it ^-^ be- :3 a >w< Thuwsday, tell her +:33 She UwU shaww be mawwied to ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe earl. +Will xDD you be ^-^ weady? Do xDD you ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this >w< haste? +^-^ We'ww >_< keep nyo great x3 ado- :3 a :33 fwiend ow ^.^ two; +For x3 hawk UwU you, Tybawt ^.^ being :3 swain UwU so late, +^.^ It OwO may be xDD thought ^.^ we hewd ^.^ him cawewesswy, +uWu Being UwU ouw xDD kinsman, >_> if ^.^ we ^w^ wevew :33 much. +Therefore we'll uWu have x3 some half :3 a ^.^ dozen OwO fwiends, +xDD And there >w< an OwO end. OwO But >_> what >_> say xDD you to uWu Thuwsday? +;;w;; Paw. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 that >w< Thuwsday :3 wewe ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +uWu Cap. xDD Weww, get xDD you ;;w;; gonye. ^-^ A >w< Thuwsday be >w< it UwU then. +Go xDD you to Juwiet ere xDD you OwO go to bed; +Pwepawe hew, :3 wife, OwO against ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wedding x3 day. +UwU Faweweww, OwO My xDD wowd.- Light to x3 my chamber, ho! +Afore uWu me, ^.^ It >_> is UwU so xDD vewy xDD vewy wate +:33 That ^.^ we OwO may caww >w< it early by-and-by. +^-^ Good OwO nyight. +Exeunt + + + + +Scene V. +UwU Capuwet's ^-^ owchawd. + +Entew >_< Womeo ÚwÚ and Juwiet awoft, uWu at x3 the Window. + +^w^ Juw. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be gone? ^.^ It >_> is nyot yet nyeaw x3 day. +^.^ It UwU was x3 the ^w^ nyightingawe, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the wawk, +:33 That x3 piewc'd x3 the x3 feawfuw OwO howwow of ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. +Nightly ^.^ she ^-^ sings on :33 yond :3 pomegwanyate :33 twee. +:3 Bewieve uWu me, xDD wuv, >w< it UwU was x3 the >w< nyightingawe. +Rom. ^.^ It UwU was x3 the wawk, x3 the >_> hewawd of x3 the ÚwÚ mown; +No >w< nyightingawe. x3 Wook, xDD wuv, >_> what envious >_< stweaks +Do :33 wace x3 the sevewing :33 cwouds uWu in yonder :33 East. +x3 Nyight's >_< candwes OwO awe burnt ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and OwO jocund day +Stands tiptoe on x3 the ^w^ misty OwO mountain UwU tops. +UwU I ^w^ must be >_> gonye ÚwÚ and x3 wive, ow xDD stay ÚwÚ and die. +^w^ Juw. uWu Yond >w< wight >_> is nyot daylight; UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 it, ^.^ I. +^.^ It >_> is x3 some meteor :3 that x3 the sun UwU exhawes +;;w;; To be to uWu thee ÚwÚ this >w< nyight :3 a towchbeawew +xDD And >w< wight uWu thee on x3 the uWu way to Mantua. +Therefore xDD stay :33 yet; xDD thou uWu nyeed'st nyot to be ;;w;; gonye. +Rom. Let ;;w;; me be x3 ta'en, wet ;;w;; me be put to death. +UwU I ^w^ am UwU content, UwU so xDD thou wiwt uWu have >w< it :3 so. +I'll >_> say >_< yon ^w^ gwey >_> is nyot x3 the :3 mownying's >_< eye, +'Tis >_> but x3 the pawe OwO wefwex of Cynthia's brow; +x3 Nyow :3 that >_> is nyot x3 the lark x3 whose >_> nyotes UwU do xDD beat +uWu The :3 vauwty heaven UwU so xDD high :33 abuv UwU ouw :33 heads. +UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe :3 cawe to xDD stay than xDD wiww to ÚwÚ go. +^.^ Come, UwU death, ÚwÚ and welcome! Juwiet wills >w< it :3 so. +How >w< is't, x3 my OwO souw? :3 Wet's talk; >w< it >_> is nyot x3 day. +^w^ Juw. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, >w< it x3 is! Hie hence, be >w< gonye, away! +^.^ It >_> is x3 the lark :3 that ^-^ sings UwU so x3 out of ÚwÚ tunye, +^-^ Stwainying UwU hawsh :3 discowds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unpweasing OwO shawps. +;;w;; Some >_> say x3 the lark x3 makes x3 sweet ^.^ division; +This xDD doth nyot >_> so, fow ^.^ she x3 divideth >_> us. +;;w;; Some >_> say x3 the lark ÚwÚ and >_< woathed OwO toad chang'd eyes; +>_< O, nyow UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they xDD had chang'd ^w^ voices :3 too, +Since awm from awm :3 that uWu voice xDD doth >_> us >_< affway, +^.^ Hunting uWu thee >w< hence with hunt's-up to x3 the ^.^ day! +>_< O, nyow be ÚwÚ gonye! uWu Mowe >w< wight ÚwÚ and >w< wight >w< it grows. +Rom. uWu Mowe >w< wight ÚwÚ and OwO wight- ^.^ mowe dark ÚwÚ and dark UwU ouw >w< woes! + +Entew ÚwÚ Nyuwse. + +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Madam! +^w^ Juw. uWu Nyuwse? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu Youw uWu wady mothew >_> is xDD coming to x3 youw ^.^ chambew. +uWu The day >_> is broke; be >_> wawy, wook ^-^ about. +^w^ Juw. Then, >_< window, wet day x3 in, ÚwÚ and wet >w< wife OwO out. +^-^ [Exit.] +Rom. UwU Faweweww, farewell! x3 Onye ÚwÚ kiss, ÚwÚ and I'll :3 descend. +>w< He goeth down. +^w^ Juw. Awt xDD thou >_> gonye >_> so, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my xDD wuv, x3 my >w< fwiend? +UwU I ^w^ must hear from uWu thee every day uWu in x3 the ^-^ houw, +For uWu in :3 a minyute there OwO awe UwU many days. +>_< O, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; count UwU I UwU shaww be much uWu in years +Ere UwU I again behowd x3 my ÚwÚ Womeo! +Rom. >_< Faweweww! +UwU I xDD wiww x3 omit nyo x3 oppowtunyity +:33 That OwO may :33 convey x3 my UwU gweetings, xDD wuv, to thee. +^w^ Juw. >_< O, think'st xDD thou ^.^ we UwU shaww OwO evew :3 meet ^w^ again? +Rom. UwU I doubt >w< it x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and aww these :3 woes UwU shaww serve +For x3 sweet discourses uWu in UwU ouw time to x3 come. +^w^ Juw. x3 O :33 God, UwU I uWu have >w< an OwO iww-divinying souw! +Methinks UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ thee, nyow xDD thou awt bewow, +;;w;; As one >_< dead uWu in x3 the :3 bottom of :3 a ;;w;; tomb. +^-^ Eithew x3 my :3 eyesight ÚwÚ faiws, ow xDD thou wook'st xDD pawe. +Rom. xDD And :33 twust uWu me, xDD wuv, uWu in x3 my ^w^ eye UwU so UwU do OwO you. +;;w;; Dwy sorrow dwinks UwU ouw blood. :3 Adieu, ^w^ adieu! +ÚwÚ Exit. +^w^ Juw. x3 O ÚwÚ Fowtunye, Fortune! aww ;;w;; men caww uWu thee uWu fickwe. +;;w;; If xDD thou awt >_< fickwe, >_> what dost xDD thou with ^.^ him +:33 That >_> is xDD wenyown'd fow OwO faith? ^w^ Be >_< fickwe, ÚwÚ Fowtunye, +For xDD then UwU I UwU hope xDD thou wiwt nyot >_< keep ^.^ him ^-^ wong +OwO But >_> send ^.^ him back. +^-^ Wady. >_> [within] >w< Ho, daughter! OwO awe xDD you uWu up? +^w^ Juw. Who :3 is't :3 that cawws? ^.^ It >_> is x3 my uWu wady x3 mothew. +Is ^.^ she nyot down UwU so late, ow x3 up UwU so ^w^ eawwy? +>_> What ^.^ unyaccustom'd cause :3 pwocuwes her uWu hithew? + +Entew Mother. + +^-^ Wady. Why, >w< how now, Juliet? +^w^ Juw. uWu Madam, UwU I ^w^ am nyot well. +^-^ Wady. Evermore weeping fow x3 youw uWu cousin's UwU death? +What, wiwt xDD thou >_< wash ^.^ him from :33 his :3 gwave with teaws? +^-^ An >_> if xDD thou ^-^ couwdst, xDD thou ^w^ couwdst nyot >_< make ^.^ him wive. +Therefore uWu have ^-^ donye. ;;w;; Some grief >_< shows much of love; +OwO But much of grief >_< shows still x3 some ^.^ want of >_< wit. +^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ Yet wet ;;w;; me xDD weep fow xDD such :3 a :33 feewing loss. +^-^ Wady. ^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you x3 feew x3 the woss, >_> but nyot x3 the :33 fwiend +>_< Which xDD you xDD weep ;;w;; fow. +^w^ Juw. Feeling UwU so x3 the woss, +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but OwO evew xDD weep x3 the :3 fwiend. +^-^ Wady. xDD Weww, OwO giww, xDD thou :33 weep'st nyot UwU so much fow :33 his :33 death +;;w;; As :3 that x3 the viwwain ;;w;; wives which swaughtew'd ^.^ him. +^w^ Juw. >_> What villain, :33 madam? +^-^ Wady. :33 That same viwwain ^-^ Womeo. +^w^ Juw. >w< [aside] ^w^ Viwwain ÚwÚ and ^.^ he be UwU many >_< miwes ÚwÚ asundew.- +^w^ God UwU pawdon x3 him! UwU I UwU do, with aww x3 my heawt; +xDD And yet nyo x3 man ^.^ wike ^.^ he xDD doth UwU gwieve x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +^-^ Wady. :33 That >_> is uWu because x3 the traitor x3 muwdewew ^.^ wives. +^w^ Juw. Ay, UwU madam, from x3 the :3 weach of these x3 my ^w^ hands. +Wouwd >_< nyonye >_> but UwU I ^w^ might >_< venge x3 my uWu cousin's ;;w;; death! +^-^ Wady. We xDD wiww uWu have UwU vengeance fow :33 it, feaw xDD thou not. +UwU Then xDD weep nyo more. I'll >_> send to one uWu in uWu Mantua, +Whewe :3 that same banyish'd >w< wunyagate xDD doth x3 wive, +Shall UwU give ^.^ him xDD such >w< an ^.^ unyaccustom'd UwU dwam +:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww >w< soon >_< keep Tybawt company; +xDD And xDD then UwU I UwU hope xDD thou wiwt be xDD satisfied. +^w^ Juw. :33 Indeed UwU I >_< nyevew UwU shaww be ^-^ satisfied +With >_< Womeo >w< tiww UwU I behowd uWu him- >w< dead- +Is x3 my poor >_< heawt UwU so fow :3 a kinsman vex'd. +uWu Madam, >_> if xDD you couwd find x3 out >_> but :3 a x3 man +;;w;; To UwU beaw :3 a uWu poison, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD tempew uWu it; +:33 That >_< Womeo should, ;;w;; upon :33 weceipt x3 theweof, +ÚwÚ Soon :33 sweep uWu in ÚwÚ quiet. >_< O, >w< how x3 my >_< heawt uWu abhows +;;w;; To hear ^.^ him nyam'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot come to :3 him, +;;w;; To >w< wweak x3 the wuv UwU I bore x3 my xDD cousin Tybawt +>_> Upon :33 his >w< body :3 that hath swaughtew'd x3 him! +^-^ Wady. UwU Find xDD thou x3 the >_< means, ÚwÚ and I'll find xDD such :3 a man. +OwO But nyow I'll tell uWu thee >w< joyfuw :3 tidings, ^w^ giww. +^w^ Juw. xDD And joy x3 comes weww uWu in xDD such :3 a nyeedy uWu time. +>_> What OwO awe >w< they, UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw ladyship? +^-^ Wady. xDD Weww, weww, xDD thou x3 hast :3 a careful ÚwÚ fathew, child; +x3 Onye who, to put uWu thee from >w< thy heavinyess, +>_< Hath >_> sowted x3 out :3 a ^.^ sudden day of joy +:33 That xDD thou OwO expects nyot nor UwU I >_> wook'd nyot ;;w;; fow. +^w^ Juw. uWu Madam, uWu in ^w^ happy xDD time! >_> What day >_> is ^-^ that? +^-^ Wady. OwO Mawwy, x3 my child, early :3 nyext >w< Thuwsday ;;w;; mown +uWu The gallant, >_> young, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe gentweman, +uWu The xDD County >_< Pawis, uWu at Saint Peter's :3 Chuwch, +Shall happily >_< make uWu thee there :3 a >w< joyfuw bride. +^w^ Juw. Now ^.^ by Saint Peter's :3 Chuwch, ÚwÚ and Petew :3 too, +>w< He UwU shaww nyot >_< make ;;w;; me there :3 a >w< joyfuw :33 bwide! +UwU I wonder uWu at ÚwÚ this xDD haste, :3 that UwU I ^w^ must x3 wed +Ere ^.^ he :3 that >_> shouwd be :33 husband x3 comes to UwU woo. +UwU I pray xDD you tell x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fathew, UwU madam, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot marry :33 yet; ÚwÚ and when UwU I UwU do, UwU I >_< sweaw +^.^ It UwU shaww be ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ whom xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU I hate, +Rather than Paris. ;;w;; These OwO awe nyews ^w^ indeed! +^-^ Wady. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw :33 fathew. Teww ^.^ him UwU so yourself, +xDD And >_> see >w< how be xDD wiww OwO take >w< it uWu at x3 youw ^w^ hands. + +Entew Capuwet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. + +uWu Cap. x3 When x3 the sun :33 sets x3 the ^w^ aiw xDD doth >w< dwizzwe ;;w;; dew, +OwO But fow x3 the xDD sunset of x3 my brother's >_< son +^.^ It >_> wains :33 downwight. +How ^.^ nyow? :3 a OwO conduit, :33 giww? What, still uWu in teaws? +Evermore show'wing? ^w^ In one xDD wittwe >w< body +^.^ Thou >_> countewfeit'st :3 a bawk, :3 a :33 sea, :3 a ;;w;; wind: +For still >w< thy ^w^ eyes, which UwU I OwO may caww x3 the :33 sea, +Do ebb ÚwÚ and fwow with teaws; x3 the >_< bawk >w< thy >w< body >_> is +^-^ Saiwing uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ sawt flood; x3 the winds, >w< thy xDD sighs, +UwU Who, waging with >w< thy tears ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they with ÚwÚ them, +Without :3 a ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ cawm xDD wiww uvwset +x3 Thy tempest-tossed body. How now, :33 wife? +:3 Have xDD you ^-^ dewivewed to her UwU ouw decree? +^-^ Wady. Ay, siw; >_> but ^.^ she xDD wiww nyonye, ^.^ she ;;w;; gives xDD you :33 thanks. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the >w< foow :3 wewe mawwied to her grave! +uWu Cap. ;;w;; Soft! OwO take ;;w;; me with UwU you, OwO take ;;w;; me with UwU you, x3 wife. +ÚwÚ How? Will ^.^ she none? ^-^ Doth ^.^ she nyot UwU give >_> us thanks? +Is ^.^ she nyot ÚwÚ pwoud? ^-^ Doth ^.^ she nyot ;;w;; count her ^.^ bwest, +>_> Unwowthy >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, :3 that ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; wwought +^w^ So ÚwÚ wowthy :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman to be her >_> bwidegwoom? +^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ Nyot OwO pwoud xDD you have, >_> but >w< thankfuw :3 that xDD you :3 have. +Pwoud ^.^ can UwU I >_< nyevew be of >_> what UwU I hate, +OwO But >w< thankfuw even fow ^-^ hate :3 that >_> is meant love. +uWu Cap. How, how, how, how, :3 chopwogic? >_> What >_> is :3 this? +^w^ 'Pwoud'- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ 'I >_> thank >_< you'- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ 'I >_> thank xDD you OwO nyot'- +xDD And yet 'nyot ;;w;; pwoud'? Mistress uWu minyion UwU you, +^-^ Thank ;;w;; me nyo OwO thankings, nor OwO pwoud ;;w;; me nyo OwO pwouds, +OwO But fettwe x3 youw OwO finye xDD joints uWu 'gainst >w< Thuwsday :3 nyext +;;w;; To OwO go with Paris to Saint Peter's :3 Chuwch, +:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww drag uWu thee on :3 a :3 huwdwe xDD thithew. +Out, xDD you gween-sicknyess OwO cawwion UwU I ^.^ out, xDD you ^w^ baggage! +>_> You ^.^ tawwow-face! +^-^ Wady. OwO Fie, fie! x3 what, OwO awe xDD you uWu mad? +^w^ Juw. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ fathew, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you on x3 my uWu knyees, +>w< Heaw ;;w;; me with uWu patience >_> but to speak :3 a OwO wowd. +uWu Cap. Hang ÚwÚ thee, xDD young ^w^ baggage! uWu disobedient OwO wwetch! +UwU I tell uWu thee what- get uWu thee to ^-^ chuwch :3 a >w< Thuwsday +:33 Ow >_< nyevew ÚwÚ aftew wook ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ;;w;; face. +^w^ Speak >_> nyot, ^-^ wepwy >_> nyot, UwU do nyot answew me! +OwO My x3 fingews :3 itch. >_< Wife, ^.^ we scawce xDD thought >_> us bwest +:33 That ^w^ God xDD had OwO went >_> us >_> but ÚwÚ this >w< onwy child; +OwO But nyow UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ this one >_> is one ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, +xDD And :3 that ^.^ we uWu have :3 a UwU cuwse uWu in xDD having her. +UwU Out on hew, hiwding! +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^w^ God uWu in heaven ;;w;; bwess >_> hew! +>_> You OwO awe to bwame, x3 my uWu wowd, to wate her :3 so. +uWu Cap. xDD And >w< why, x3 my xDD Wady Wisdom? :33 Howd x3 youw ;;w;; tongue, +^-^ Good xDD Pwudence. Smattew with x3 youw >w< gossips, :3 go! +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU I speak nyo :3 tweason. +uWu Cap. >_< O, uWu God-i-god-en! +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ May nyot one x3 speak? +uWu Cap. uWu Peace, xDD you mumbling foow! +Utter x3 youw >_< gwavity ^-^ o'ew :3 a OwO gossip's UwU boww, +For OwO hewe ^.^ we >_< nyeed >w< it not. +^-^ Wady. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too xDD hot. +uWu Cap. >_> God's ^.^ bwead UwU I >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; me >_> mad. >_> Day, night, late, xDD eawwy, +At ^.^ home, >_> abwoad, ^-^ awonye, uWu in xDD company, +x3 Waking ow >_< sweeping, still x3 my :3 cawe hath :33 been +;;w;; To uWu have her xDD match'd; ÚwÚ and xDD having nyow x3 pwovided +^-^ A ÚwÚ gentweman of princely >_< pawentage, +Of >w< faiw demesnyes, youthfuw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyobwy ^.^ twain'd, +Stuff'd, >_< as ;;w;; they say, with ^.^ honyouwabwe xDD pawts, +Proportion'd >_< as one's xDD thought ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish :3 a >_> man- +xDD And xDD then to uWu have :3 a wwetched puling x3 foow, +^-^ A >_< whinying ^-^ mammet, uWu in her ;;w;; fowtunye's ÚwÚ tendew, +;;w;; To answew 'I'll nyot ;;w;; wed, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot love; +UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too >_> young, UwU I pray xDD you UwU pawdon ^w^ me'! +But, >w< an xDD you xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; wed, I'll UwU pawdon OwO you. +Gwaze :3 whewe xDD you :33 wiww, xDD you UwU shaww nyot ;;w;; house with x3 me. +Wook >_> to't, think ^-^ on't; UwU I UwU do nyot use to ;;w;; jest. +>w< Thuwsday >_> is uWu nyeaw; uWu way uWu hand on uWu heawt, xDD advise: +^-^ An xDD you be >_> minye, I'll UwU give xDD you to x3 my fwiend; +^-^ An xDD you be >_> nyot, uWu hang, xDD beg, starve, ^-^ die uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, +For, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, I'll ^w^ nye'ew :3 acknyowwedge ÚwÚ thee, +x3 Nyow >_> what >_> is >_< minye UwU shaww >_< nyevew UwU do uWu thee UwU good. +Twust to't. ^w^ Bethink OwO you. I'll nyot be forsworn. ÚwÚ Exit. +^w^ Juw. Is there nyo pity :3 sitting uWu in x3 the :33 cwouds +:33 That sees x3 into x3 the :3 bottom of x3 my :33 gwief? +x3 O x3 sweet x3 my :33 mothew, ;;w;; cast ;;w;; me nyot away! +^-^ Deway ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage fow :3 a ;;w;; month, :3 a xDD week; +:33 Ow >_> if xDD you UwU do >_> nyot, >_< make x3 the bwidaw x3 bed +^w^ In :3 that dim ;;w;; monyument :3 whewe Tybawt uWu wies. +^-^ Wady. Talk nyot to uWu me, fow I'll nyot speak :3 a OwO wowd. +Do >_< as xDD thou wiwt, fow UwU I uWu have donye with thee. ÚwÚ Exit. +^w^ Juw. x3 O ;;w;; God!- x3 O xDD nyuwse, >w< how UwU shaww ÚwÚ this be prevented? +OwO My :33 husband >_> is on earth, x3 my :33 faith uWu in UwU heaven. +How UwU shaww :3 that :33 faith ^-^ wetuwn again to ^.^ eawth +OwO Unwess :3 that :33 husband >_> send >w< it ;;w;; me from heaven +^-^ By xDD weaving ^w^ eawth? Comfort uWu me, counsel x3 me. +xDD Awack, awack, :3 that heaven >_> shouwd x3 pwactise UwU stwatagems +>_> Upon UwU so soft :3 a x3 subject >_< as mysewf! +>_> What say'st thou? Hast xDD thou nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd of ;;w;; joy? +;;w;; Some comfort, nurse. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Faith, OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. +>_< Womeo >_> is ÚwÚ banyish'd; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd to >_< nyothing +:33 That ^.^ he x3 dawes ^w^ nye'ew come back to challenge uWu you; +:33 Ow >_> if ^.^ he UwU do, >w< it >_< nyeeds ^w^ must be ^.^ by stealth. +Then, xDD since x3 the case UwU so >w< stands >_< as nyow >w< it :3 doth, +UwU I think >w< it best xDD you mawwied with x3 the ^-^ County. +>_< O, uWu he's :3 a lovely gentleman! +Romeo's :3 a dishclout to ^.^ him. ^-^ An :33 eagwe, UwU madam, +>_< Hath nyot UwU so xDD gween, UwU so quick, UwU so >w< faiw >w< an ^w^ eye +;;w;; As Paris ^w^ hath. Beshrew x3 my xDD vewy uWu heawt, +UwU I think xDD you OwO awe ^w^ happy uWu in ÚwÚ this second ;;w;; match, +For >w< it :3 excews x3 youw first; ow >_> if >w< it uWu did >_> nyot, +uWu Youw xDD fiwst >_> is >w< dead- ow >w< 'twewe >_< as ÚwÚ good ^.^ he :3 wewe +;;w;; As UwU wiving OwO hewe ÚwÚ and xDD you nyo use of ^.^ him. +^w^ Juw. Speak'st xDD thou ÚwÚ this from >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD And from x3 my :3 souw :3 too; >_> ewse :3 beshwew them xDD both. +^w^ Juw. :3 Amen! +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. What? +^w^ Juw. xDD Weww, xDD thou x3 hast comforted ;;w;; me marvellous :33 much. +Go UwU in; ÚwÚ and tell x3 my uWu wady UwU I ^w^ am >w< gonye, +>_> Having xDD dispweas'd x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, to Laurence' cell, +;;w;; To >_< make >_> confession ÚwÚ and to be xDD absowv'd. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. OwO Mawwy, UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_> is wisely ^-^ donye. ÚwÚ Exit. +^w^ Juw. Ancient ÚwÚ damnyation! x3 O UwU most wicked ^w^ fiend! +Is >w< it ^.^ mowe x3 sin to ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me OwO thus forsworn, +:33 Ow to OwO dispwaise x3 my ;;w;; wowd with :3 that same >_> tongue +>_< Which ^.^ she hath UwU pwais'd ^.^ him with :33 abuv compare +^w^ So UwU many thousand :33 times? ^w^ Go, counsellor! +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ bosom henceforth UwU shaww be >_< twain. +I'll to x3 the >w< fwiaw to ^.^ knyow :33 his UwU wemedy. +;;w;; If aww >_> ewse fail, mysewf uWu have powew to die. ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. +uWu Fwiaw Laurence's >w< ceww. + +Entew uWu Fwiaw, ^w^ [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and xDD County Paris. + +Fwiaw. On >w< Thuwsday, UwU siw? uWu The time >_> is xDD vewy UwU showt. +;;w;; Paw. OwO My >w< fathew Capuwet xDD wiww uWu have >w< it >_> so, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyothing slow to ^w^ swack :33 his ^.^ haste. +Fwiaw. >_> You >_> say xDD you UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow x3 the >_> wady's :33 mind. +Uneven >_> is x3 the UwU couwse; UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it not. +;;w;; Paw. Immoderately ^.^ she ^.^ weeps fow Tybalt's UwU death, +xDD And >_< thewefowe uWu have UwU I xDD wittwe ^w^ tawk'd of love; +For :3 Venyus ^-^ smiwes nyot uWu in :3 a ;;w;; house of >w< teaws. +>_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, her >w< fathew counts >w< it uWu dangewous +:33 That ^.^ she UwU do UwU give her sorrow UwU so much sway, +xDD And uWu in :33 his ^.^ wisdom hastes UwU ouw ^.^ mawwiage +;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop x3 the inyundation of her ^-^ teaws, +>_< Which, ^w^ too much >_> minded ^.^ by herself ^-^ awonye, +^-^ May be put from her ^.^ by ÚwÚ society. +Now UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 the reason of ÚwÚ this ^.^ haste. +Fwiaw. >w< [aside] UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU knyew nyot >w< why >w< it >_> shouwd be x3 swow'd.- +x3 Wook, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the uWu wady toward x3 my >w< ceww. + +Entew Juliet. + +;;w;; Paw. :33 Happiwy :3 met, x3 my uWu wady ÚwÚ and x3 my wife! +^w^ Juw. :33 That OwO may be, ^w^ siw, when UwU I OwO may be :3 a x3 wife. +;;w;; Paw. :33 That OwO may be ^w^ must be, xDD wuv, on >w< Thuwsday nyext. +^w^ Juw. >_> What ^w^ must be UwU shaww >w< be. +Fwiaw. >w< That's :3 a xDD cewtain uWu text. +;;w;; Paw. :3 Come xDD you to >_< make >_> confession to ÚwÚ this father? +^w^ Juw. ;;w;; To answew :3 that, UwU I >_> shouwd x3 confess to OwO you. +;;w;; Paw. Do nyot UwU deny to ^.^ him :3 that xDD you wuv x3 me. +^w^ Juw. UwU I xDD wiww x3 confess to xDD you :3 that UwU I wuv ^.^ him. +;;w;; Paw. ^w^ So xDD wiww :3 ye, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, :3 that xDD you wuv x3 me. +^w^ Juw. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do >_> so, >w< it xDD wiww be of ^.^ mowe >_< pwice, +uWu Being ^-^ spoke x3 behind x3 youw back, than to x3 youw ;;w;; face. +;;w;; Paw. OwO Poow x3 souw, >w< thy OwO face >_> is much UwU abus'd with >w< teaws. +^w^ Juw. uWu The tears uWu have ^w^ got UwU smaww OwO victowy ^.^ by :3 that, +For >w< it UwU was :33 bad enough >w< befowe uWu theiw spite. +;;w;; Paw. ^.^ Thou wrong'st >w< it ^.^ mowe than tears with :3 that report. +^w^ Juw. :33 That >_> is nyo slander, ^w^ siw, which >_> is :3 a truth; +xDD And >_> what UwU I spake, UwU I x3 spake >w< it to x3 my ;;w;; face. +;;w;; Paw. x3 Thy OwO face >_> is >_> minye, ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast sland'red :3 it. +^w^ Juw. ^.^ It OwO may be >_> so, fow >w< it >_> is nyot >_< minye own. +^w^ Awe xDD you uWu at >_> weisuwe, >w< howy ÚwÚ fathew, now, +:33 Ow UwU shaww UwU I come to xDD you uWu at x3 evenying :3 mass +Fwiaw. OwO My leisure sewves uWu me, pensive ^w^ daughtew, now. +OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we ^w^ must entweat x3 the time >_< awonye. +;;w;; Paw. ^w^ God OwO shiewd UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ distuwb xDD devotion! +Juwiet, on >w< Thuwsday early xDD wiww UwU I wouse uWu ye. +Tiww >w< then, adieu, ÚwÚ and >_< keep ÚwÚ this >w< howy >w< kiss. ÚwÚ Exit. +^w^ Juw. >_< O, shut x3 the >w< doow! ÚwÚ and when xDD thou x3 hast donye >_> so, +:3 Come xDD weep with me- x3 past hope, x3 past ÚwÚ cuwe, x3 past :33 hewp! +Fwiaw. xDD Ah, Juwiet, UwU I xDD awweady ^.^ knyow >w< thy gwief; +^.^ It stwains ;;w;; me x3 past x3 the compass of x3 my wits. +UwU I hear xDD thou ;;w;; must, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing OwO may prorogue :33 it, +On >w< Thuwsday :3 nyext be mawwied to ÚwÚ this ^-^ County. +^w^ Juw. Teww ;;w;; me >_> nyot, >_< fwiaw, :3 that xDD thou x3 heaw'st of uWu this, +OwO Unwess xDD thou tell ;;w;; me >w< how UwU I OwO may ^w^ pwevent :3 it. +;;w;; If uWu in >w< thy ^.^ wisdom xDD thou ;;w;; canst UwU give nyo hewp, +Do xDD thou >_> but caww x3 my uWu wesowution uWu wise +xDD And with ÚwÚ this knyife I'll OwO hewp >w< it presently. +^w^ God OwO join'd x3 my >_< heawt ÚwÚ and x3 Womeo's, xDD thou UwU ouw hands; +xDD And ere ÚwÚ this uWu hand, ^.^ by uWu thee to Romeo's seal'd, +Shall be x3 the wabew to anyothew OwO deed, +:33 Ow x3 my true >_< heawt with treacherous ;;w;; wevowt +Tuwn to another, ÚwÚ this UwU shaww slay them xDD both. +>_< Thewefowe, x3 out of >w< thy xDD wong-expewienc'd time, +Give ;;w;; me x3 some xDD pwesent counsew; or, behowd, +UwU 'Twixt x3 my extwemes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this bwoody knyife +Shall :33 pway x3 the :3 empiwe, awbitwating :3 that +>_< Which x3 the OwO commission of >w< thy years ÚwÚ and awt +Could to nyo x3 issue of true honour bring. +^w^ Be nyot UwU so ^-^ wong to >_< speak. UwU I ^-^ wong to ^-^ die +;;w;; If >_> what xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st speak nyot of UwU wemedy. +Fwiaw. UwU Howd, >w< daughtew. UwU I UwU do ^w^ spy :3 a uWu kind of hope, +>_< Which cwaves >_< as despewate >w< an :33 execution +;;w;; As :3 that >_> is despewate which ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd prevent. +If, rather than to marry xDD County Paris +^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of xDD wiww to slay ;;w;; thysewf, +UwU Then >_> is >w< it ÚwÚ wikewy xDD thou wiwt undewtake +^-^ A ^.^ thing ^.^ wike :33 death to UwU chide OwO away ÚwÚ this UwU shame, +:33 That UwU cop'st with :33 death >_< himsewf to ;;w;; scape from uWu it; +^.^ And, >_> if xDD thou uWu daw'st, I'll UwU give uWu thee UwU wemedy. +^w^ Juw. >_< O, bid ;;w;; me x3 weap, rather than marry >_< Pawis, +Fwom x3 off x3 the :3 battwements of yonder tower, +:33 Ow UwU wawk uWu in thievish >w< ways, ow bid ;;w;; me x3 wuwk +Whewe ;;w;; sewpents >_< awe; uWu chain ;;w;; me with xDD woawing bears, +:33 Ow shut ;;w;; me xDD nyightwy uWu in :3 a chawnyew house, +O'ercover'd quite with >_< dead men's >_> wattwing xDD bonyes, +With reeky ^.^ shanks ÚwÚ and >w< yewwow chapless >_> skuwws; +:33 Ow bid ;;w;; me OwO go x3 into :3 a nyew-made :3 gwave +xDD And hide ;;w;; me with :3 a >_< dead x3 man uWu in :33 his shroud- +^w^ Things :3 that, to hear them x3 towd, uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me tremble- +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >w< it ^-^ without feaw ow doubt, +;;w;; To ^w^ wive >w< an UwU unstain'd >w< wife to x3 my x3 sweet love. +Fwiaw. UwU Howd, UwU then. Go ^.^ home, be >_> mewwy, UwU give >_< consent +;;w;; To marry Paris. >w< Wednyesday >_> is ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +>_< To-mowwow >w< nyight wook :3 that xDD thou >_< wie ^.^ awonye; +Let nyot x3 the nyuwse >_< wie with uWu thee uWu in >w< thy ^.^ chambew. +^.^ Take xDD thou ÚwÚ this vial, ^.^ being xDD then uWu in ^.^ bed, +xDD And ÚwÚ this distiwwed liquor ÚwÚ dwink xDD thou :33 off; +x3 When presently ^w^ thwough aww >w< thy >_> veins UwU shaww >w< wun +^-^ A UwU cowd ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwowsy x3 humouw; fow nyo >_< puwse +Shall >_< keep :33 his OwO nyative x3 pwogwess, >_> but :3 suwcease; +No warmth, nyo :33 bweath, UwU shaww >w< testify xDD thou UwU wivest; +uWu The >_< woses uWu in >w< thy lips ÚwÚ and >_> cheeks UwU shaww >_> fade +;;w;; To ;;w;; pawy :3 ashes, >w< thy eyes' ^w^ windows faww +Wike :33 death when ^.^ he x3 shuts x3 up x3 the day of :33 wife; +x3 Each >_> pawt, x3 depwiv'd of supple guvwnment, +Shaww, OwO stiff ÚwÚ and x3 stawk ÚwÚ and >_< cowd, appeaw ^.^ wike ÚwÚ death; +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this bowwowed xDD wikenyess of UwU shwunk :33 death +^.^ Thou shalt >w< continyue >w< two-and-fowty houws, +xDD And xDD then awake >_< as from :3 a >_> pweasant OwO sweep. +>_> Nyow, when x3 the bwidegwoom uWu in x3 the mownying x3 comes +;;w;; To wouse uWu thee from >w< thy ^.^ bed, there awt xDD thou uWu dead. +Then, >_< as x3 the ^w^ mannyew of UwU ouw countwy ;;w;; is, +^w^ In >w< thy best ^-^ wobes uncuvwed on x3 the bier +^.^ Thou shalt be :3 bownye to :3 that same UwU ancient >_< vauwt +Whewe aww x3 the >w< kindwed of x3 the >w< Capuwets xDD wie. +^w^ In x3 the >_> mean time, OwO against xDD thou shalt >w< awake, +Shall >_< Womeo ^.^ by x3 my x3 wettews ^.^ knyow UwU ouw ^w^ dwift; +xDD And ÚwÚ hithew UwU shaww ^.^ he >_< come; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ and UwU I +Will ;;w;; watch >w< thy :3 waking, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD vewy >w< nyight +Shall >_< Womeo UwU beaw uWu thee >w< hence to Mantua. +xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU shaww fwee uWu thee from ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent UwU shame, +;;w;; If nyo inconstant uWu toy nor >_> womanyish feaw +Abate >w< thy valour uWu in x3 the >w< acting :3 it. +^w^ Juw. Give uWu me, UwU give me! >_< O, tell nyot ;;w;; me of ÚwÚ feaw! +Fwiaw. Hold! >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, be >w< stwong ÚwÚ and :33 pwospewous +^w^ In ÚwÚ this wesowve. I'll >_> send :3 a >w< fwiaw with ^w^ speed +;;w;; To uWu Mantua, with x3 my x3 wettews to >w< thy OwO wowd. +^w^ Juw. Wuv UwU give ;;w;; me ^w^ stwength! ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwength UwU shaww OwO hewp afford. +UwU Faweweww, uWu deaw :33 fathew. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +UwU Capuwet's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew Fathew >_< Capuwet, uWu Mothew, Nyuwse, ÚwÚ and x3 Sewvingmen, +>w< two ow thwee. + +uWu Cap. ^w^ So UwU many ;;w;; guests invite >_< as OwO hewe OwO awe >w< wwit. +;;w;; [Exit :3 a Servingman.] +Siwwah, OwO go uWu hiwe ;;w;; me ÚwÚ twenty x3 cunnying OwO cooks. +Serv. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have >_< nyonye UwU iww, siw; fow I'll >_> twy >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ can >_> wick +uWu theiw xDD fingews. +uWu Cap. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_> twy them so? +Serv. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU 'tis >w< an :33 iww cook :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >_> wick :33 his UwU own +xDD fingews. Therefore ^.^ he :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >_> wick :33 his x3 fingews xDD goes nyot with +x3 me. +uWu Cap. ^w^ Go, ;;w;; begonye. +uWu Exit Servingman. +We UwU shaww be much unfurnish'd fow ÚwÚ this uWu time. +What, >_> is x3 my daughter >_> gonye to uWu Fwiaw Wauwence? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Ay, ^-^ fowsooth. +uWu Cap. xDD Weww, be OwO may chance to UwU do x3 some ÚwÚ good on her. +^-^ A >_> peevish >w< sewf-wiww'd harlotry >w< it >w< is. + +Entew Juliet. + +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD See :3 whewe ^.^ she x3 comes from shrift with ^.^ mewwy wook. +uWu Cap. How now, x3 my :3 headstwong? Whewe uWu have xDD you :33 been :33 gadding? +^w^ Juw. Whewe UwU I uWu have ^w^ weawnt ;;w;; me to wepent x3 the x3 sin +Of uWu disobedient :33 opposition +;;w;; To xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw behests, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am ^w^ enjoin'd +^-^ By >w< howy OwO Wauwence to faww x3 pwostwate OwO hewe +;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg x3 youw pardon. Pawdon, UwU I :33 beseech you! +ÚwÚ Hencefowwawd UwU I ^w^ am OwO evew wuw'd ^.^ by OwO you. +uWu Cap. >_< Send fow x3 the ^-^ County. Go tell ^.^ him of UwU this. +I'll uWu have ÚwÚ this >_< knyot >w< knyit x3 up to-mowwow xDD mownying. +^w^ Juw. UwU I >w< met x3 the youthfuw ;;w;; wowd uWu at Laurence' cell +xDD And uWu gave ^.^ him >_> what :3 becomed wuv UwU I xDD might, +ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ stepping ^-^ o'ew x3 the bounds of OwO modesty. +uWu Cap. Why, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^.^ on't. This >_> is well. ;;w;; Stand :33 up. +This >_> is ^.^ as't >_> shouwd >w< be. Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the ^-^ County. +Ay, marry, x3 go, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and :3 fetch ^.^ him hithew. +>_> Nyow, ^-^ afowe :33 God, ÚwÚ this reverend >w< howy >_< fwiaw, +All UwU ouw whole UwU city >_> is much bound to ^.^ him. +^w^ Juw. Nyuwse, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go with ;;w;; me x3 into x3 my cwoset +;;w;; To OwO hewp ;;w;; me ;;w;; sowt xDD such needful ownyaments +;;w;; As xDD you think ;;w;; fit to furnish ;;w;; me ^-^ to-mowwow? +Mother. :3 Nyo, nyot >w< tiww ÚwÚ Thuwsday. >_> Thewe >_> is time enyough. +uWu Cap. ^w^ Go, xDD nyuwse, OwO go with her. ^-^ We'ww to ^-^ chuwch ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +Exeunt Juwiet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. +Mother. We UwU shaww be showt uWu in UwU ouw x3 pwovision. +'Tis nyow nyeaw OwO nyight. +uWu Cap. Tush, UwU I xDD wiww stir about, +xDD And aww ^.^ things UwU shaww be weww, UwU I :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee, x3 wife. +Go xDD thou to Juwiet, OwO hewp to deck x3 up her. +I'll nyot to x3 bed to-nyight; wet ;;w;; me >_< awonye. +I'll :33 pway x3 the :3 housewife fow ÚwÚ this OwO once. What, ho! +^-^ They OwO awe aww forth; weww, UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk mysewf +;;w;; To xDD County >_< Pawis, to >_> pwepawe ^.^ him x3 up +^w^ Against ÚwÚ to-mowwow. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is wondwous wight, +Since ÚwÚ this same :33 waywawd girl >_> is UwU so reclaim'd. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +;;w;; Juwiet's ^.^ chambew. + +Entew Juwiet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. + +^w^ Juw. Ay, UwU those ^.^ attiwes OwO awe OwO best; but, ^-^ gentwe xDD nyuwse, +UwU I pray uWu thee OwO weave ;;w;; me to mysewf to-nyight; +For UwU I uWu have >_< nyeed of UwU many xDD owisons +;;w;; To move x3 the heavens to ;;w;; smiwe ;;w;; upon x3 my state, +>_< Which, weww xDD thou knowest, >_> is OwO cwoss ÚwÚ and full of >_< sin. + +Entew Mother. + +Mother. What, OwO awe xDD you xDD busy, ho? Nyeed xDD you x3 my x3 hewp? +^w^ Juw. :3 Nyo, x3 madam; ^.^ we uWu have :3 cuww'd xDD such uWu nyecessawies +;;w;; As OwO awe uWu behooffuww fow UwU ouw >w< state ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, wet ;;w;; me nyow be left ^-^ awonye, +xDD And wet x3 the nyuwse ÚwÚ this >w< nyight sit x3 up with uWu you; +For UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you uWu have x3 youw ^.^ hands full aww +^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU so ^.^ sudden business. +Mother. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. +>_< Get uWu thee to ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and rest; fow xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ nyeed. +Exeunt uWu [Mothew ÚwÚ and >w< Nyuwse.] +^w^ Juw. >_< Faweweww! ^w^ God xDD knyows when ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 meet ;;w;; again. +UwU I uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ faint UwU cowd feaw x3 thwiwws ^w^ thwough x3 my >_> veins +:33 That almost freezes x3 up x3 the ^.^ heat of life. +I'll caww them back again to uWu comfowt x3 me. +Nyuwse!- >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ she UwU do hewe? +OwO My ÚwÚ dismaw scene UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must ;;w;; act >_< awonye. +^.^ Come, xDD viaw. +>_> What >_> if ÚwÚ this x3 mixtuwe UwU do nyot ^.^ wowk uWu at ÚwÚ aww? +Shall UwU I be mawwied xDD then to-mowwow morning? +:3 Nyo, Nyo! This UwU shaww UwU fowbid :3 it. Lie xDD thou :33 thewe. +:3 Ways down :3 a >w< daggew. +>_> What >_> if >w< it be :3 a x3 poison which x3 the >w< fwiaw +Subtilly hath minyist'wed to uWu have ;;w;; me >_< dead, +Lest uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage ^.^ he >_> shouwd be UwU dishonyouw'd +>_< Because ^.^ he mawwied ;;w;; me >w< befowe to ^.^ Womeo? +UwU I feaw >w< it is; ÚwÚ and yet uWu methinks >w< it >_> shouwd >_> nyot, +For ^.^ he hath still :33 been ;;w;; twied :3 a >w< howy man. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot entertain UwU so :33 bad :3 a thought. +How >_< if, when UwU I ^w^ am laid x3 into x3 the ;;w;; tomb, +UwU I wake >w< befowe x3 the time :3 that >_< Womeo +:3 Come to xDD wedeem me? >_> Thewe's :3 a x3 feawfuw point! +Shall UwU I nyot xDD then be stifled uWu in x3 the OwO vauwt, +;;w;; To x3 whose fouw xDD mouth nyo :3 heawthsome ^w^ aiw breathes x3 in, +xDD And there ^-^ die xDD stwangwed ere x3 my >_< Womeo ;;w;; comes? +:3 Ow, >_> if UwU I x3 wive, >_> is >w< it nyot xDD vewy ^.^ wike +uWu The howwibwe conceit of :33 death ÚwÚ and night, +OwO Togethew with x3 the tewwow of x3 the :3 pwace- +;;w;; As uWu in :3 a OwO vauwt, >w< an UwU ancient ;;w;; weceptacwe +Whewe fow ÚwÚ this UwU many :3 hundwed years x3 the bones +Of aww x3 my buried >w< ancestows OwO awe ^-^ pack'd; +Whewe bwoody uWu Tybawt, yet >_> but green uWu in earth, +Lies fest'ring uWu in :33 his shroud; where, >_< as ;;w;; they say, +At x3 some >_> houws uWu in x3 the >w< nyight ;;w;; spiwits wesowt- +xDD Awack, awack, >_> is >w< it nyot ^.^ wike :3 that I, +^w^ So early waking- >_> what with woathsome x3 smewws, +xDD And shwieks ^.^ wike :3 mandwakes :33 town x3 out of x3 the earth, +:33 That UwU wiving >w< mowtaws, hearing ÚwÚ them, >w< wun mad- +>_< O, >_> if UwU I x3 wake, UwU shaww UwU I nyot be distwaught, +Environed with aww these ^-^ hideous >_> feaws, +xDD And madly :33 pway with x3 my fowefathews' uWu joints, +xDD And pluck x3 the OwO mangwed Tybawt from :33 his shroud., +^.^ And, uWu in ÚwÚ this rage, with x3 some great xDD kinsman's bonye +;;w;; As with :3 a club ÚwÚ dash x3 out x3 my desp'wate brains? +>_< O, look! uWu methinks UwU I >_> see x3 my uWu cousin's xDD ghost +UwU Seeking x3 out ;;w;; Womeo, :3 that uWu did spit :33 his >w< body +>_> Upon :3 a ÚwÚ wapiew's point. Stay, uWu Tybawt, ^-^ stay! +;;w;; Womeo, UwU I >w< come! ÚwÚ this UwU do UwU I ÚwÚ dwink to thee. + +:33 She UwU [dwinks uWu and] ^w^ fawws ;;w;; upon her x3 bed within x3 the UwU cuwtains. + + + + +Scene :33 IV. +UwU Capuwet's ÚwÚ house. + +Entew xDD Wady of x3 the House ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. + +^-^ Wady. UwU Howd, OwO take these ;;w;; keys ÚwÚ and :3 fetch ^.^ mowe uWu spices, nurse. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ They caww fow x3 dates ÚwÚ and >w< quinces uWu in x3 the xDD pastwy. + +Entew ^-^ Owd Capuwet. + +uWu Cap. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ stiw, ÚwÚ stiw, stir! uWu The second >_> cock hath crow'd, +uWu The OwO cuwfew beww hath xDD wung, UwU 'tis >w< thwee OwO o'cwock. +Wook to x3 the ^.^ bak'd ;;w;; meats, ÚwÚ good uWu Angewica; +^w^ Spawe nyot fow OwO cost. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^w^ Go, xDD you ;;w;; cot-quean, x3 go, +>_< Get xDD you to bed! Faith, you'ww be >w< sick to-mowwow +For ÚwÚ this night's UwU watching. +uWu Cap. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a whit. What, UwU I uWu have UwU watch'd ere nyow +All >w< nyight fow wessew >_< cause, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew :33 been ;;w;; sick. +^-^ Wady. Ay, xDD you uWu have :33 been :3 a x3 mouse-hunt uWu in x3 youw time; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; watch xDD you from xDD such ^w^ watching now. +Exeunt xDD Wady ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. +uWu Cap. ^-^ A jealous :3 hood, :3 a jealous :33 hood! + +Entew >w< thwee ow fouw [Fellows, with x3 spits ÚwÚ and logs ÚwÚ and ^w^ baskets. + +>_> What >_> is OwO thewe? >_> Nyow, fewwow, +>w< Fewwow. ^w^ Things fow x3 the cook, siw; >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what. +uWu Cap. ^-^ Make xDD haste, >_< make ^.^ haste. ;;w;; [Exit Fewwow.] Siwwah, :3 fetch ^w^ dwiew +wogs. +;;w;; Caww ^-^ Petew; ^.^ he xDD wiww x3 show uWu thee :3 whewe ;;w;; they x3 awe. +>w< Fewwow. UwU I uWu have :3 a head, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD wiww find x3 out logs +xDD And >_< nyevew >_> twoubwe Petew fow x3 the :3 mattew. +uWu Cap. Mass, ÚwÚ and weww ÚwÚ said; :3 a ^.^ mewwy whoweson, :33 ha! +^.^ Thou shalt be xDD woggewhead. ;;w;; [Exit Fewwow.] ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, UwU 'tis x3 day. +uWu The xDD County xDD wiww be OwO hewe with uWu music stwaight, +For UwU so ^.^ he uWu said ^.^ he would. >_> Pway >_> music. +UwU I hear ^.^ him ÚwÚ nyeaw. +Nurse! ^-^ Wife! What, ho! What, xDD nyuwse, UwU I ;;w;; say! + +Entew ÚwÚ Nyuwse. +Go >w< waken uWu Juwiet; OwO go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twim her :33 up. +I'll OwO go ÚwÚ and ^.^ chat with Paris. uWu Hie, >_< make xDD haste, +^-^ Make UwU haste! uWu The bwidegwoom ^.^ he >_> is come ;;w;; awweady: +^-^ Make xDD haste, UwU I :3 say. [Exeunt.] -Scene :3 V. -^-^ Juwiet's ^.^ chambew. - -ÚwÚ [Entew Nurse.] - ->_< Nyuwse. >_< Mistwess! what, :33 mistwess! Juwiet! OwO Fast, I ;;w;; wawwant UwU hew, she. -ÚwÚ Why, lamb! >_> why, ^-^ wady! :33 Fie, you UwU swug-abed! -ÚwÚ Why, love, I :33 say! >_> madam! xDD sweetheawt! ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; bwide! ->_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU wowd? You UwU take >_> youw :33 pennywowths nyow! -^w^ Sweep uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; week; uWu fow OwO the next night, I x3 wawwant, -The :33 County Paris ;;w;; hath xDD set OwO up his west -:33 That you uWu shaww west uWu but ^-^ wittwe. :3 God forgive UwU me! -x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ amen. OwO How :33 sound :3 is ^.^ she asweep! -I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must :3 wake :3 hew. ^w^ Madam, UwU madam, >_> madam! ->w< Ay, let OwO the :33 County UwU take you in >_> youw bed! -He'll OwO fwight you uWu up, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 be? -:33 [Dwaws ^w^ aside OwO the ^.^ cuwtains.] ->_> What, >_< dwess'd, ÚwÚ and in >_> youw xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO again? -I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds :3 wake you. x3 Wady! ^-^ wady! ^-^ wady! -^.^ Awas, awas! :3 Hewp, :33 hewp! UwU My lady's x3 dead! -:3 O ^.^ wewaday UwU that >w< evew I ÚwÚ was uWu bown! -uWu Some ^w^ aqua-vitae, UwU ho! UwU My wowd! my ^-^ wady! - -x3 Entew uWu Mothew. - -uWu Mothew. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is hewe? ->_< Nyuwse. :3 O lamentable xDD day! -uWu Mothew. What :3 is OwO the matter? ->_< Nyuwse. Look, xDD wook! :3 O :33 heavy xDD day! -uWu Mothew. :3 O uWu me, :3 O UwU me! UwU My OwO chiwd, my only life! -Revive, ÚwÚ wook uWu up, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww die with thee! -:3 Hewp, :33 hewp! ^-^ Caww uWu hewp. - -x3 Entew ^w^ Fathew. - -^w^ Fathew. >_< Fow shame, bwing Juliet fowth; xDD hew lord :3 is come. ->_< Nyuwse. x3 She's OwO dead, UwU deceas'd; she's x3 dead! ;;w;; Awack OwO the xDD day! -uWu Mothew. ;;w;; Awack OwO the day, she's OwO dead, she's OwO dead, she's x3 dead! -Cap. Ha! let me UwU see :3 hew. Out awas! she's cold, -Her UwU bwood :3 is settwed, ÚwÚ and xDD hew joints awe OwO stiff; -:33 Wife ÚwÚ and ^.^ these lips ^.^ have wong >_< been >_> sepawated. -^.^ Death :3 wies uWu on xDD hew >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; untimewy >_> fwost -:3 Upon OwO the x3 sweetest flower >_> of >w< aww OwO the fiewd. ->_< Nyuwse. :3 O lamentable xDD day! -uWu Mothew. :3 O wofuw UwU time! -Cap. Death, UwU that ;;w;; hath ta'en xDD hew x3 hence ^-^ to ^-^ make me waiw, -ÚwÚ Ties OwO up my :33 tongue ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me speak. - -x3 Entew Fwiaw [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 County [Paris], with Musicians. - -^w^ Fwiaw. ^w^ Come, :3 is OwO the ^w^ bwide ready ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to uWu chuwch? -Cap. ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, uWu but never ^-^ to ^w^ wetuwn. -:3 O UwU son, OwO the night before >w< thy >w< wedding :3 day -;;w;; Hath ^.^ Death ;;w;; wain with >w< thy wife. ^w^ See, there ^.^ she :3 wies, -Fwowew as ^.^ she OwO was, UwU defwowewed uWu by >_> him. -^.^ Death :3 is my son-in-law, ^.^ Death :3 is my xDD heiw; -UwU My daughter ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO wedded. I uWu wiww die -And xDD weave him all. x3 Wife, living, >w< aww :3 is xDD Death's. -;;w;; Paw. >_< Have I ^w^ thought wong ^-^ to UwU see :3 this ^-^ mownying's ;;w;; face, -And doth ^.^ it ^w^ give me such :3 a OwO sight as uWu this? -uWu Mothew. Accurs'd, >w< unhappy, :3 wwetched, ^-^ hatefuw xDD day! -uWu Most xDD misewabwe hour UwU that e'ew UwU time ^-^ saw -UwU In ÚwÚ wasting >_< wabouw >_> of his pilgrimage! -But one, UwU poow one, ^-^ onye UwU poow ÚwÚ and :33 woving OwO chiwd, -But ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ to uWu wejoice ÚwÚ and xDD sowace ÚwÚ in, -And x3 cwuew ^.^ Death ;;w;; hath catch'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my uWu sight! ->_< Nyuwse. :3 O ^.^ woe? :3 O >_< wofuw, >_< wofuw, wofuw xDD day! -uWu Most lamentable day, UwU most wofuw :3 day -:33 That >w< evew >w< evew I >_> did ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; behowd! -:3 O xDD day! :3 O xDD day! :3 O xDD day! :3 O ^-^ hatefuw xDD day! -uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was uWu seen OwO so bwack :3 a :3 day as ÚwÚ this. -:3 O wofuw xDD day! :3 O wofuw xDD day! -;;w;; Paw. ^-^ Beguiw'd, ^-^ divowced, :33 wwonged, ;;w;; spited, >w< swain! -uWu Most detestabwe Death, uWu by ÚwÚ thee UwU beguiw'd, -By x3 cwuew x3 cwuew ÚwÚ thee ^-^ quite >_> uvwthwown! -:3 O ^w^ wuv! :3 O life! ^.^ nyot xDD wife, uWu but love in death -Cap. x3 Despis'd, uWu distwessed, xDD hated, OwO mawtyw'd, :33 kiww'd! -^-^ Uncomfowtabwe UwU time, x3 why xDD cam'st :3 thou :3 nyow -ÚwÚ To murther, >_> muwthew ^-^ ouw sowemnyity? -:3 O chiwd! :3 O chiwd! my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my chiwd! -Dead art thou, x3 dead! :33 awack, my >w< chiwd :3 is OwO dead, -And with my >w< chiwd my >_< joys awe ÚwÚ buwied! -^w^ Fwiaw. Peace, ^w^ ho, uWu fow OwO shame! ^w^ Confusion's cure ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot -UwU In ^.^ these xDD confusions. xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and yourself -Had part in :3 this fair UwU maid! :3 nyow >w< heaven ;;w;; hath aww, -And >w< aww OwO the better :3 is ^.^ it uWu fow OwO the uWu maid. -Your part in xDD hew you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom >_< death, -But >w< heaven >_< keeps his part in eternal wife. -The UwU most you ÚwÚ sought ÚwÚ was xDD hew ÚwÚ pwomotion, ->_< Fow 'twas >_> youw >w< heaven ^.^ she shouwd >w< be >_> advanc'd; -And weep ye nyow, >_< seeing ^.^ she :3 is >_> advanc'd -OwO Abuv OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, as UwU high as >w< heaven itself? -:33 O, in :3 this love, you love >_> youw >w< chiwd OwO so i-iww -:33 That you run >_< mad, >_< seeing UwU that ^.^ she :3 is :33 weww. -x3 She's ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww married UwU that ;;w;; wives married long, -But she's :33 best married UwU that >_> dies married young. -;;w;; Dwy OwO up >_> youw ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stick >_> youw wosemawy -uWu On :3 this fair cowse, :3 and, as OwO the UwU custom ;;w;; is, -UwU In >w< aww xDD hew :33 best awway bear xDD hew ^-^ to >w< chuwch; ->_< Fow >w< though OwO fond ^-^ nyatuwe >_< bids OwO us >w< aww wament, ->_> Yet nature's ;;w;; teaws awe weason's merriment. -Cap. ^-^ Aww >w< things UwU that ^-^ we x3 owdainyed xDD festivaw -OwO Tuwn ^-^ fwom theiw >w< office ^-^ to bwack funyewaw- -Our xDD instwuments ^-^ to >_> mewanchowy bewws, -Our >w< wedding :33 cheew ^-^ to :3 a >_> sad burial >_> feast; -Our sowemn >w< hymns ^-^ to sullen x3 diwges ÚwÚ change; -Our bwidaw >_> fwowews sewve uWu fow :3 a buwied >_> cowse; -And >w< aww >w< things >_> change them ^-^ to OwO the contrary. -^w^ Fwiaw. >_> Siw, >w< go you in; :3 and, UwU madam, >w< go with him; -And ÚwÚ go, Sir ^.^ Pawis. uWu Evewy ^-^ onye :33 pwepawe -ÚwÚ To follow :3 this fair cowse x3 unto xDD hew ^-^ gwave. -The uWu heavens ^-^ do xDD wow'w x3 upon you uWu fow >w< some x3 iww; -Move them nyo ^-^ mowe uWu by crossing theiw UwU high uWu wiww. -OwO Exeunt. Manent Musicians ^w^ [and Nurse]. -OwO 1. Mus. OwO Faith, ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< put OwO up ^-^ ouw ^w^ pipes ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. ->_< Nyuwse. Honyest good fellows, ÚwÚ ah, >w< put uWu up, >w< put up! ->_< Fow ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow :3 this :3 is :3 a ^w^ pitifuw ^.^ case. [Exit.] -OwO 1. Mus. >w< Ay, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, OwO the UwU case ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ amended. - -x3 Entew uWu Petew. - -xDD Pet. UwU Musicians, :33 O, x3 musicians, 'Heawt's ^.^ ease,' 'Heawt's x3 ease'! -:33 O, OwO an you uWu wiww ^.^ have me live, xDD pway 'Heawt's xDD ease.' -OwO 1. Mus. UwU Why 'Heawt's ^.^ ease'', -xDD Pet. :33 O, x3 musicians, ^.^ because my OwO heawt itsewf uWu pways >w< 'My OwO heawt :3 is :33 fuww ->_> of OwO woe.' :33 O, xDD pway me >w< some >_> mewwy xDD dump ^-^ to comfort >_> me. -OwO 1. Mus. :3 Nyot :3 a xDD dump xDD we! ^.^ 'Tis nyo UwU time ^-^ to xDD pway OwO nyow. -xDD Pet. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ then? -OwO 1. Mus. >_< Nyo. -xDD Pet. I uWu wiww then ^w^ give ^.^ it you soundly. -OwO 1. Mus. What uWu wiww you ^w^ give >_> us? -xDD Pet. :3 Nyo >_> monyey, uWu on my :33 faith, uWu but OwO the UwU gweek. I uWu wiww ^w^ give you OwO the -xDD minstwew. -OwO 1. Mus. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I ^w^ give you OwO the serving-creature. -xDD Pet. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I uWu way OwO the sewving-cweatuwe's dagger uWu on >_> youw UwU pate. -I uWu wiww carry nyo >_< cwotchets. I'll ^-^ we you, I'll ^w^ fa you. Do you ^-^ nyote -x3 me? -OwO 1. Mus. An you ^-^ we OwO us ÚwÚ and ^w^ fa >w< us, you ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ us. -OwO 2. Mus. ;;w;; Pway you >w< put OwO up >_> youw UwU daggew, ÚwÚ and >w< put >_< out >_> youw wit. -xDD Pet. ;;w;; Then ^.^ have at you with my :3 wit! I uWu wiww ^-^ dwy-beat you with OwO an iwon -wit, ÚwÚ and >w< put OwO up my iwon dagger. Answer me >_< wike ^-^ men. - ->w< 'When ^w^ gwiping >w< gwief OwO the OwO heawt doth :33 wound, -And doleful >w< dumps OwO the :33 mind ^.^ oppwess, -;;w;; Then music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew >_< sound'- - -UwU Why 'siwvew :33 sound'? UwU Why :3 'music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew :33 sound'? -What uWu say you, :3 Simon x3 Catwing? -OwO 1. Mus. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ because ÚwÚ siwvew ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 sound. -xDD Pet. Pwetty! What uWu say :3 You, :33 Hugh >_> Webeck? -OwO 2. Mus. I uWu say 'siwvew >_> sound' ^.^ because xDD musicians :33 sound uWu fow ÚwÚ siwvew. -xDD Pet. Pretty OwO too! What uWu say you, xDD James ^w^ Soundpost? -xDD 3. Mus. OwO Faith, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. -xDD Pet. :33 O, I x3 cwy you ^.^ mewcy! you awe OwO the UwU singew. I uWu wiww uWu say uWu fow you. ^w^ It -:3 is :3 'music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew >_> sound' ^.^ because xDD musicians ^.^ have nyo gold -uWu fow >_> sounding. - -'Then music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew :33 sound -x3 With :3 speedy ^w^ hewp doth lend :3 wedwess.' [Exit. - -OwO 1. Mus. What :3 a :3 pestiwent ^.^ knyave :3 is :3 this same? -OwO 2. Mus. >w< Hang ^w^ him, >_< Jack! ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww in ;;w;; hewe, tawwy uWu fow OwO the ->w< mouwnyews, ÚwÚ and stay uWu dinnyew. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. -:33 Mantua. OwO A street. - -x3 Entew Womeo. - ->_< Wom. >w< If I ^-^ may xDD twust OwO the :3 fwattewing >w< twuth >_> of ;;w;; sweep -UwU My >_> dweams ^w^ pwesage >w< some >_< joyfuw UwU nyews at hand. -UwU My ÚwÚ bosom's lord OwO sits >w< wightwy in his thwonye, -And >w< aww :3 this :3 day OwO an unaccustom'd spirit -^-^ Wifts me :33 abuv OwO the gwound with cheerful xDD thoughts. -I dreamt my wady came ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found me UwU dead -^.^ (Stwange ^-^ dweam UwU that gives :3 a UwU dead man xDD weave ^-^ to :3 think!) -And breath'd such life with OwO kisses in my lips -:33 That I >_< weviv'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was OwO an emperor. ->_< Ah UwU me! how ^w^ sweet :3 is love itsewf >_> possess'd, -When uWu but ^-^ wuv's ^w^ shadows awe OwO so rich in >_< joy! - -x3 Entew Womeo's >_< Man >_> Bawthasaw, :3 booted. - -News ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Vewonya! OwO How nyow, >w< Bawthasaw? -Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot bwing me letters ^-^ fwom OwO the friar? -OwO How doth my >w< wady? ^-^ Is my fathew uWu weww? -OwO How fares my Juliet? :33 That I ÚwÚ ask uWu again, ->_< Fow nyothing can >w< be i-iww ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be :33 weww. -ÚwÚ Man. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she :3 is well, ÚwÚ and nyothing can >w< be ill. -Her ÚwÚ body sweeps in Capel's monument, -And xDD hew immortal part with xDD angews >w< wives. -I ^-^ saw xDD hew >_> waid low in xDD hew kindred's ;;w;; vauwt -And ÚwÚ pwesentwy took OwO post ^-^ to tell ^.^ it you. -:33 O, pawdon me uWu fow ÚwÚ bwinging ^.^ these i-iww UwU nyews, -x3 Since you >_> did xDD weave ^.^ it uWu fow my >_> office, sir. ->_< Wom. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu e'en so? ;;w;; Then I :33 defy you, stars! -Thou OwO knyowest my >_< wodging. UwU Get me ink ÚwÚ and paper -And ÚwÚ hiwe posthorses. I uWu wiww x3 hence to-nyight. -ÚwÚ Man. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have uWu patience. -Your looks awe OwO pawe ÚwÚ and wiwd ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 impowt -uWu Some ^w^ misadventuwe. ->_< Wom. ÚwÚ Tush, :3 thou art deceiv'd. -Weave me ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the xDD thing I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee do. -xDD Hast :3 thou nyo letters ^-^ to me ^-^ fwom OwO the friar? -ÚwÚ Man. No, my good :33 wowd. ->_< Wom. :3 Nyo OwO mattew. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gonye -And ÚwÚ hiwe x3 those >_< howses. I'll >w< be with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. -Exit ^w^ [Bawthasaw]. -Weww, ^w^ Juwiet, I uWu wiww lie with ÚwÚ thee to-nyight. -Let's UwU see uWu fow ^w^ means. :3 O UwU mischief, :3 thou art swift -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew in OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of desperate >_< men! -I ^-^ do wemembew OwO an ;;w;; apothecawy, -And hereabouts UwU 'a ^-^ dwewws, ;;w;; which ^.^ wate I nyoted -UwU In :3 tatt'wed xDD weeds, with UwU uvwwhewming ^-^ bwows, -Cuwwing >_> of xDD simpwes. Meagre ;;w;; wewe his >w< wooks, -^-^ Shawp >w< misewy xDD had OwO wown him ^-^ to OwO the bones; -And in his needy ÚwÚ shop :3 a tortoise UwU hung, -An ÚwÚ awwigatow ;;w;; stuff'd, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ skins -x3 Of ill-shaped fishes; ÚwÚ and about his OwO shewves -OwO A uWu beggawwy >_< account >_> of uWu empty ÚwÚ boxes, -Green earthen pots, >_> bwaddews, ÚwÚ and >_> musty seeds, -Wemnyants >_> of packthread, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd :33 cakes >_> of >w< woses -Were thinwy scattered, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up :3 a show. -Noting :3 this penyuwy, ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf I said, -^w^ 'An ^-^ if :3 a man >_> did :3 nyeed :3 a :3 poison :3 nyow -uWu Whose >w< sawe :3 is ÚwÚ pwesent death in x3 Mantua, -;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; wives :3 a caitiff ÚwÚ wwetch would ;;w;; seww ^.^ it :33 him.' -:33 O, :3 this >_> same ^w^ thought >_> did uWu but fowewun my ^w^ nyeed, -And :3 this >_> same needy man >w< must ;;w;; seww ^.^ it >_> me. -UwU As I :33 wemembew, :3 this shouwd >w< be OwO the >_< house. ->_> Being uWu howiday, OwO the beggar's ÚwÚ shop :3 is ;;w;; shut. >_> What, UwU ho! apothecary! - -x3 Entew ;;w;; Apothecawy. - -Apoth. OwO Who calls OwO so loud? ->_< Wom. Come hithew, xDD man. I UwU see UwU that :3 thou art :33 poow. -^-^ Howd, there :3 is forty UwU ducats. >_> Wet me ^.^ have -OwO A ^.^ dwam >_> of poison, such >_< soon-speeding ;;w;; geaw -UwU As uWu wiww >_> dispewse itsewf OwO thwough >w< aww OwO the ^.^ veins -:33 That OwO the wife-weawy uWu takew maww ^-^ faww OwO dead, -And UwU that OwO the twunk ^-^ may >w< be :33 dischawg'd >_> of >_> bweath -UwU As viowentwy as ^-^ hasty :3 powdew fir'd -^-^ Doth UwU huwwy ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 fataw cannon's womb. -Apoth. Such x3 mowtaw drugs I ^.^ have; uWu but uWu Mantua's OwO waw -^-^ Is death ^-^ to ^-^ any ^.^ he UwU that utters ^.^ them. ->_< Wom. Awt :3 thou OwO so x3 bawe ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wretchedness -And xDD feawest ^-^ to ^.^ die? Famine :3 is in >w< thy :33 cheeks, -x3 Nyeed ÚwÚ and oppression ;;w;; stawveth in UwU thinye >_> eyes, -x3 Contempt ÚwÚ and beggary OwO hangs x3 upon >w< thy x3 back: -The x3 wowwd :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< thy OwO fwiend, :3 nyow OwO the world's waw; -The x3 wowwd affowds nyo OwO waw ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee rich; -;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD poow, uWu but >_< bweak ^.^ it ÚwÚ and UwU take ÚwÚ this. -Apoth. UwU My poverty uWu but ^.^ nyot my uWu wiww UwU consents. ->_< Wom. I pay >w< thy poverty ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< thy uWu wiww. -Apoth. x3 Put :3 this in ^-^ any :3 wiquid xDD thing you uWu wiww -And dwink ^.^ it OwO off, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you xDD had OwO the OwO stwength -x3 Of twenty ^-^ men, ^.^ it would uWu dispatch you ÚwÚ stwaight. ->_< Wom. Thewe :3 is >w< thy gold- >_< wowse :3 poison ^-^ to xDD men's souls, -Doing ^-^ mowe >_> muwthew in :3 this ^-^ woathsome UwU wowwd, ->w< Than ^.^ these UwU poow >_< compounds UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seww. -I ;;w;; seww ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; poison; :3 thou x3 hast :3 sowd me none. ->w< Faweweww. >_> Buy >_< food ÚwÚ and >_< get thyself in uWu fwesh. -^w^ Come, cowdiaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot poison, >w< go with me -ÚwÚ To ^-^ Juwiet's grave; uWu fow there >w< must I ;;w;; use thee. -OwO Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> II. -Vewonya. Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. - -x3 Entew Fwiaw uWu John ^-^ to Fwiaw Wauwence. - -John. ;;w;; Howy ;;w;; Fwanciscan >_> fwiaw, :33 bwothew, UwU ho! - -x3 Entew Fwiaw Wauwence. - -Laur. :3 This >_> same shouwd >w< be OwO the >w< voice >_> of Fwiaw John. ->w< Wewcome ^-^ fwom :33 Mantua. What :33 says :3 Womeo? -Or, ^-^ if his :33 mind >w< be ^w^ wwit, ^w^ give me his letter. -John. ;;w;; Going ^-^ to find :3 a bawefoot bwothew out, ->_< Onye >_> of ^-^ ouw owdew, ^-^ to >w< associate me -;;w;; Hewe in :3 this :33 city :3 visiting OwO the >_< sick, -And >_< finding ^w^ him, OwO the seawchews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, -^.^ Suspecting UwU that ^-^ we uWu both ;;w;; wewe in :3 a house -:3 Whewe OwO the :33 infectious pestilence >_> did x3 weign, -ÚwÚ Seaw'd OwO up OwO the doors, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot let OwO us >w< fowth, -^w^ So UwU that my ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to Mantua there ÚwÚ was stay'd. -Laur. OwO Who x3 bawe my letter, then, ^-^ to :3 Womeo? -John. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ send >_> it- here ^.^ it :3 is xDD again- -Nyow >_< get :3 a :33 messengew ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it ^.^ thee, -^w^ So xDD feawfuw ;;w;; wewe uWu they >_> of OwO infection. -Laur. Unhappy xDD fowtunye! By my brotherhood, -The letter ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot nice, uWu but :33 fuww >_> of chawge, -x3 Of dear import; ÚwÚ and OwO the neglecting ^.^ it -May ^-^ do >w< much >_> dangew. Fwiaw :33 John, >w< go hence, -UwU Get me OwO an iwon crow ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it straight -^.^ Unto my cell. -John. xDD Bwothew, I'll >w< go ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it thee. UwU Exit. -Laur. Nyow, >w< must I ^-^ to OwO the :33 monyument awonye. -xDD Within :3 this three ^w^ houws uWu wiww fair Juliet :33 wake. -She uWu wiww OwO beshwew me >w< much UwU that Romeo -;;w;; Hath xDD had nyo nyotice >_> of ^.^ these :33 accidents; -But I uWu wiww wwite UwU again ^-^ to x3 Mantua, -And ^-^ keep xDD hew at my cell ÚwÚ tiww Romeo come- -OwO Poow :3 wiving cowse, clos'd in :3 a UwU dead ÚwÚ man's >_< tomb! UwU Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -Vewonya. OwO A churchyard; in ^.^ it OwO the :33 monyument >_> of OwO the Capulets. - -x3 Entew Paris ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; Page with >_> fwowews ÚwÚ and ^-^ [a x3 towch]. - -;;w;; Paw. >w< Give me >w< thy torch, ÚwÚ boy. ÚwÚ Hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand aloof. ->_> Yet >w< put ^.^ it out, uWu fow I would ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD seen. -^.^ Undew yond :3 yew twee uWu way ÚwÚ thee >w< aww awong, -Holding UwU thinye ear :33 cwose ^-^ to OwO the >w< howwow ground. -^w^ So uWu shaww nyo foot x3 upon OwO the churchyard ÚwÚ twead -^.^ (Being woose, >_< unfiwm, with digging OwO up >_> of uWu gwaves) -But :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear it. Whistwe then ^-^ to uWu me, -UwU As signal UwU that :3 thou hear'st xDD something appwoach. ->w< Give me x3 those xDD fwowews. Do as I ;;w;; bid ^.^ thee, ^.^ go. -^w^ Page. ^-^ [aside] I x3 am ^w^ awmost ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to ^.^ stand :3 awonye -;;w;; Hewe in OwO the churchyard; ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ^.^ adventuwe. [Retires.] -;;w;; Paw. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ fwowew, with >_> fwowews >w< thy bwidaw bed I UwU stwew -^-^ (O woe! >w< thy >_> canyopy :3 is ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and stones) -^w^ Which with ^w^ sweet >w< watew ^w^ nyightwy I uWu wiww :3 dew; -Or, >_< wanting UwU that, with ;;w;; teaws distiww'd uWu by >w< moans. -The uWu obsequies UwU that I uWu fow ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww ^-^ keep ->w< Nyightwy uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to >_< stwew, >w< thy grave ÚwÚ and weep. -Whistwe Boy. -The :3 boy gives wawnying xDD something doth appwoach. -What x3 cuwsed foot >_< wandews :3 this uWu way ^.^ to-nyight -ÚwÚ To cross my uWu obsequies ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^-^ wuv's wite? ->_> What, with :3 a towch? Muffle uWu me, night, >_> awhiwe. [Retires.] - -x3 Entew :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Bawthasaw with :3 a torch, :3 a ;;w;; mattock, -ÚwÚ and :3 a crow >_> of xDD iwon. - ->_< Wom. >w< Give me UwU that >_> mattock ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 wwenching xDD iwon. -^-^ Howd, UwU take :3 this letter. Eawwy in OwO the xDD mownying -^w^ See :3 thou x3 dewivew ^.^ it ^-^ to my lord ÚwÚ and father. ->w< Give me OwO the >_> wight. :3 Upon >w< thy life I chawge ^.^ thee, -uWu Whate'ew :3 thou >_> heawest ^w^ ow ^.^ seest, ^.^ stand >w< aww aloof -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO intewwupt me in my >_> couwse. -UwU Why I >_> descend OwO into :3 this bed >_> of death -^-^ Is pawtwy ^-^ to >w< behowd my lady's ;;w;; face, -But chiefwy ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ thence ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU dead fingew -OwO A pwecious ^.^ wing- :3 a ring UwU that I >w< must ;;w;; use -UwU In dear empwoyment. OwO Thewefowe hence, >w< be gone. -But ^-^ if thou, jealous, OwO dost xDD wetuwn ^-^ to xDD pwy -UwU In what I farther uWu shaww intend ^-^ to uWu do, -By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww >w< teaw ÚwÚ thee >_< joint uWu by >_< joint -And UwU stwew :3 this x3 hungwy churchyard with >w< thy limbs. -The UwU time ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ intents awe uWu savage-wiwd, -Mowe fiewce ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe inyexowabwe :3 faw ->w< Than uWu empty ;;w;; tigews ^w^ ow OwO the roaring >_> sea. -Bal. I uWu wiww >w< be gone, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot twoubwe you. ->_< Wom. ^w^ So ^-^ shawt :3 thou show me ^w^ fwiendship. ;;w;; Take :3 thou ;;w;; that. -x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and >w< be pwospewous; ÚwÚ and ^.^ faweweww, good fewwow. -Bal. ^-^ [aside] >_< Fow >w< aww :3 this :33 same, I'll hide me heweabout. -His looks I feaw, ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ intents I >_> doubt. [Retires.] ->_< Wom. Thou detestabwe ^.^ maw, :3 thou >_> womb >_> of >_< death, -Gowg'd with OwO the ;;w;; deawest :33 mowsew >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, -ÚwÚ Thus I enforce >w< thy rotten x3 jaws ^-^ to ^.^ open, -And in UwU despite I'll uWu cwam ÚwÚ thee with ^-^ mowe food. -Romeo opens OwO the tomb. -;;w;; Paw. :3 This :3 is UwU that banish'd :33 haughty Montague -:33 That muwd'wed my ^-^ wuv's UwU cousin- with ;;w;; which >w< gwief -^w^ It :3 is supposed OwO the fair ;;w;; cweatuwe died- -And here :3 is come ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< some villanous ÚwÚ shame -ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU dead ;;w;; bodies. I uWu wiww ^.^ appwehend >_> him. -x3 Stop >w< thy x3 unhawwowed toil, :3 viwe Montague! -^w^ Can ;;w;; vengeance >w< be ;;w;; puwsu'd further than UwU death? -UwU Condemnyed viwwain, I ^-^ do ^.^ appwehend thee. -ÚwÚ Obey, ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; uWu fow :3 thou >w< must ^-^ die. ->_< Wom. I >w< must UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe came I hithew. -Good gentwe youth, >_> tempt ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 desp'wate xDD man. ->_> Fwy x3 hence ÚwÚ and xDD weave >_> me. :33 Think x3 upon ^.^ these gone; ->_> Wet them affright thee. I uWu beseech ^.^ thee, youth, -But ^.^ nyot another xDD sin x3 upon my head -By urging me ^-^ to fury. :33 O, >w< be uWu gonye! -By UwU heaven, I love ÚwÚ thee better than ÚwÚ mysewf, ->_< Fow I come UwU hithew UwU awm'd x3 against ^-^ mysewf. -uWu Stay ;;w;; nyot, >w< be gone. x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and heweaftew uWu say -OwO A x3 madman's UwU mewcy ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee run >_> away. -;;w;; Paw. I ^-^ do :33 defy thy, >_> conjuwation -And ^.^ appwehend ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a felon here. ->_< Wom. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_< pwovoke x3 me? ;;w;; Then ^.^ have at ^.^ thee, :33 boy! -^.^ They ^w^ fight. -^w^ Page. :3 O :3 Wowd, uWu they fight! I uWu wiww >w< go caww OwO the :3 watch. -[Exit. Paris OwO fawws.] -;;w;; Paw. :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! >w< If :3 thou >w< be :3 mewcifuw, -ÚwÚ Open OwO the OwO tomb, uWu way me with Juliet. [Dies.] ->_< Wom. UwU In :33 faith, I uWu wiww. >_> Wet me ^w^ pewuse :3 this face. ->_< Mewcutio's kinsman, x3 nyobwe :33 County ^.^ Pawis! -What ^w^ said my man when my xDD betossed ^w^ souw -OwO Did ^.^ nyot ^.^ attend him as ^-^ we ^.^ wode? I ÚwÚ think -ÚwÚ He told me Paris shouwd ^.^ have married Juliet. -:33 Said ^.^ he ^.^ nyot so? ^w^ ow >_> did I ^-^ dweam ^.^ it so? -Ow x3 am I >_< mad, hearing him talk >_> of Juliet -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was so? :33 O, ^w^ give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, ->_< Onye :3 wwit with me in ^w^ souw misfowtunye's ^w^ book! -I'll :33 buwy ÚwÚ thee in :3 a triumphant ^-^ gwave. -OwO A grave? :33 O, no, :3 a >_< wanthown, >_< swaught'wed youth, ->_< Fow here :3 wies ^w^ Juwiet, ÚwÚ and xDD hew x3 beauty makes -:3 This ;;w;; vauwt :3 a ;;w;; feasting :3 pwesence :33 fuww >_> of >_> wight. -Death, lie :3 thou there, uWu by :3 a UwU dead man inteww'd. -[Lays him in OwO the tomb.] -OwO How ^w^ oft when x3 men awe at OwO the point >_> of death ->_< Have uWu they >_< been merry! ;;w;; which theiw UwU keepews caww -OwO A :3 wightnying before :33 death. :33 O, how ^-^ may I -^-^ Caww :3 this :3 a wightnying? :3 O my ^w^ wuv! my UwU wife! -Death, UwU that ;;w;; hath >w< suck'd OwO the honey >_> of >w< thy breath, -;;w;; Hath xDD had nyo power ÚwÚ yet x3 upon >w< thy ^w^ beauty. -Thou art ^.^ nyot conquer'd. Beauty's ^w^ ensign ÚwÚ yet -^-^ Is :3 cwimson in >w< thy lips ÚwÚ and in >w< thy :33 cheeks, -And >_> death's OwO pawe flag :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO advanced ^.^ thewe. -Tybalt, ^-^ wiest :3 thou there in >w< thy bwoody sheet? -:33 O, what ^-^ mowe :3 favouw can I ^-^ do ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ->w< Than with UwU that hand UwU that ÚwÚ cut >w< thy xDD youth in x3 twain -ÚwÚ To sunder his UwU that ÚwÚ was UwU thinye x3 enyemy? -uWu Fowgive uWu me, >_> cousin.' xDD Ah, dear ^w^ Juwiet, -UwU Why art :3 thou ÚwÚ yet OwO so faiw? :33 Shaww I believe -:33 That xDD unsubstantiaw ^.^ Death :3 is ^-^ amowous, -And UwU that OwO the lean abhowwed monster >_< keeps -ÚwÚ Thee here in dark ^-^ to >w< be his ^w^ pawamouw? ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of UwU that I still uWu wiww stay with ÚwÚ thee -And never ^-^ fwom :3 this :33 pawace >_> of dim night -Depawt again. Here, here uWu wiww I >_< wemain -x3 With worms UwU that awe >w< thy ^.^ chambewmaids. :33 O, here -uWu Wiww I xDD set OwO up my xDD evewwasting west -And >_< shake OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of inyauspicious x3 staws -From :3 this wowwd-weawied uWu fwesh. ^.^ Eyes, ÚwÚ wook >_> youw :33 wast! ->_< Awms, UwU take >_> youw last embwace! :3 and, wips, :3 O you -The :33 doows >_> of breath, >w< seaw with :3 a righteous ÚwÚ kiss -OwO A x3 datewess :3 bawgain ^-^ to engwossing >_< death! -^w^ Come, :33 bittew x3 conduct; xDD come, unsavoury UwU guide! -Thou desperate piwot, :3 nyow at UwU once run uWu on -The uWu dashing wocks >w< thy x3 seasick x3 weawy bark! -Here's ^-^ to my ^w^ wuv! ÚwÚ [Dwinks.] :3 O OwO twue apothecary! -x3 Thy drugs awe ^w^ quick. ÚwÚ Thus with :3 a ÚwÚ kiss I ^-^ die. ÚwÚ Fawws. - -x3 Entew Fwiaw >_> [Wauwence], with >_< wanthown, OwO cwow, ÚwÚ and spade. - -^w^ Fwiaw. x3 Saint ^.^ Fwancis >w< be my speed! how ^w^ oft ^.^ to-nyight ->_< Have my ^.^ owd :3 feet ÚwÚ stumbwed at >w< gwaves! >w< Who's thewe? -Bal. Here's one, :3 a OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows you :33 weww. -^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Bwiss >w< be x3 upon xDD you! >_> Teww uWu me, good my OwO fwiend, -What towch :3 is yond UwU that OwO vainwy ÚwÚ wends his ^.^ wight -ÚwÚ To grubs ÚwÚ and eyeless xDD skuwws? UwU As I discewn, -^w^ It :33 buwnyeth in OwO the >_< Capews' monument. -Bal. ^w^ It doth so, holy siw; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's my :3 mastew, ->_< Onye UwU that you wuv. -^w^ Fwiaw. OwO Who :3 is it? -Bal. Womeo. -^w^ Fwiaw. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_< been thewe? -Bal. >w< Fuww half OwO an hour. -^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Go with me ^-^ to OwO the vault. -Bal. I dare ;;w;; nyot, sir. -UwU My ^w^ mastew knows ^.^ nyot uWu but I x3 am gonye hence, -And feawfuwwy >_> did menyace me with death ->w< If I >_> did stay ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on his intents. -^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Stay then; I'll >w< go awonye. OwO Feaw comes x3 upon >_> me. -:33 O, >w< much I ;;w;; feaw >w< some i-iww uWu unthwifty >_> thing. -Bal. UwU As I >_> did ;;w;; sweep uWu undew :3 this :3 yew twee ;;w;; hewe, -I dreamt my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and another OwO fought, -And UwU that my ^w^ mastew slew >_> him. -^w^ Fwiaw. Romeo! -Awack, :33 awack, what UwU bwood :3 is :3 this ;;w;; which x3 stains -The :33 stony entwance >_> of :3 this sepuwchwe? -What UwU mean ^.^ these OwO mastewwess ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowy >_> swowds -ÚwÚ To lie discowouw'd uWu by :3 this place >_> of peace? [Entews OwO the tomb.] -Romeo! :33 O, pawe! OwO Who xDD ewse? >_> What, Paris too? -And steep'd in blood? xDD Ah, what OwO an UwU unkind hour -^-^ Is OwO guiwty >_> of :3 this lamentable x3 chance! The wady stirs. -Juliet x3 wises. -^w^ Juw. :3 O comfortable :3 fwiaw! xDD whewe :3 is my UwU wowd? -I ^-^ do wemembew ;;w;; weww xDD whewe I shouwd ^.^ be, -And there I ÚwÚ am. :3 Whewe :3 is my :3 Womeo? -^w^ Fwiaw. I hear >w< some ^w^ nyoise. Lady, come ^-^ fwom UwU that ^w^ nyest -x3 Of >_< death, >w< contagion, ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw ^-^ sweep. -OwO A gweatew power than ^-^ we can contwadict -;;w;; Hath thwarted ^-^ ouw intents. ^w^ Come, come >_> away. -x3 Thy xDD husband in >w< thy uWu bosom there :3 wies >w< dead; -And Paris ^w^ too. ^w^ Come, I'll >_< dispose >_> of ÚwÚ thee -x3 Among :3 a sisterhood >_> of holy nyuns. -uWu Stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ question, uWu fow OwO the watch :3 is >w< coming. -^w^ Come, ÚwÚ go, good Juliet. I dare nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. -^w^ Juw. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee hence, uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> away. -Exit xDD [Fwiaw]. -What's hewe? OwO A ^.^ cup, clos'd in my OwO twue ^-^ wuv's ^.^ hand? -xDD Poison, I >_> see, ;;w;; hath >_< been his ^.^ timewess OwO end. -:3 O ÚwÚ chuww! dwunk aww, ÚwÚ and weft nyo fwiendwy >_> dwop -ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp me aftew? I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy lips. -:3 Hapwy >w< some :3 poison ÚwÚ yet doth >_> hang uWu on them -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me die with :3 a ÚwÚ westowative. OwO [Kisses ÚwÚ him.] -x3 Thy lips awe ÚwÚ wawm! -:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [within] Wead, ÚwÚ boy. ^w^ Which ^w^ way? -xDD Yea, xDD nyoise? ;;w;; Then I'll >w< be brief. :3 O x3 happy xDD daggew! -[Snatches Womeo's UwU daggew.] -:3 This :3 is >w< thy >w< sheath; there rest, ÚwÚ and let me ^-^ die. -She ;;w;; stabs x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and ^.^ fawws ;;w;; [on Womeo's uWu body]. - -x3 Entew [Paris's] >_< Boy ÚwÚ and ^-^ Watch. - -Boy. :3 This :3 is OwO the :3 pwace. Thewe, xDD whewe OwO the towch doth burn. -:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. ^w^ 'the gwound :3 is ^w^ bwoody. ^-^ Seawch about OwO the chuwchyawd. -Go, >w< some >_> of OwO you; whoe'er you find x3 attach. -[Exeunt >w< some >_> of OwO the Watch.] -Pitifuw uWu sight! here :3 wies OwO the :33 County slain; -And Juliet bweeding, ^-^ wawm, ÚwÚ and newly OwO dead, -OwO Who here ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wain :3 this two >_< days buwied. -Go, tell OwO the Prince; run ^-^ to OwO the Capuwets; -Raise OwO up OwO the Montagues; >w< some ÚwÚ othews search. -[Exeunt ÚwÚ othews >_> of OwO the Watch.] -We UwU see OwO the gwound xDD wheweon ^.^ these ^.^ woes ^-^ do >_< wie, -But OwO the OwO twue gwound >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these >w< piteous ^.^ woes -We cannyot ^-^ without ÚwÚ ciwcumstance x3 descwy. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ [some >_> of OwO the xDD Watch,] with Womeo's >_< Man ^w^ [Bawthasaw]. - -OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Here's Womeo's xDD man. We ;;w;; found him in OwO the chuwchyawd. -:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. Hold him in >_> safety ÚwÚ tiww OwO the Prince come hithew. - -x3 Entew Fwiaw [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and another x3 Watchman. - -xDD 3. ^-^ Watch. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ fwiaw UwU that UwU twembwes, ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and OwO weeps. -We took :3 this >_> mattock ÚwÚ and :3 this spade ^-^ fwom him -UwU As ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU coming ^-^ fwom :3 this churchyard xDD side. -:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. OwO A gweat OwO suspicion! uWu Stay OwO the ^w^ fwiaw ^w^ too. - -x3 Entew OwO the Prince ^w^ [and Attendants]. - -^.^ Pwince. What ^.^ misadventuwe :3 is OwO so >_< eawwy uWu up, -:33 That calls ^-^ ouw person ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw xDD mownying ÚwÚ west? - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ Capuwet ÚwÚ and his :33 Wife [with >_< othews]. - -Cap. What shouwd ^.^ it ^.^ be, UwU that uWu they OwO so shwiek OwO abwoad? ->_< Wife. The ^w^ peopwe in OwO the uWu stweet x3 cwy 'Romeo,' -uWu Some UwU 'Juwiet,' ÚwÚ and >w< some 'Paris'; ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ wun, -x3 With open :3 outcwy, towawd ^-^ ouw monument. -^.^ Pwince. What ;;w;; feaw :3 is :3 this ;;w;; which startles in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; eaws? -:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. Sovereign, here :3 wies OwO the :33 County Paris slain; -And Romeo >w< dead; ÚwÚ and ^w^ Juwiet, UwU dead OwO befowe, -Warm ÚwÚ and OwO nyew ^.^ kiww'd. -^.^ Pwince. Seawch, seek, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow how :3 this ;;w;; fouw murder comes. -:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a >_> fwiaw, ÚwÚ and :33 swaughtew'd Womeo's man, -x3 With xDD instwuments x3 upon them x3 fit ^-^ to open -^.^ These UwU dead xDD men's UwU tombs. -Cap. :3 O >_< heavens! :3 O xDD wife, ÚwÚ wook how ^-^ ouw daughter >_< bweeds! -:3 This dagger ;;w;; hath ^w^ mista'en, for, >w< wo, his house -^-^ Is uWu empty uWu on OwO the xDD back >_> of :3 Montague, -And ^.^ it missheathed in my :33 daughtew's ^.^ bosom! ->_< Wife. :3 O UwU me! :3 this OwO sight >_> of death :3 is as :3 a beww -:33 That wawns my ^.^ owd :3 age ^-^ to :3 a sepuwchwe. - -x3 Entew Montague ^w^ [and >_< othews]. - -^.^ Pwince. ^w^ Come, Montague; uWu fow :3 thou art >_< eawwy OwO up -ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< thy :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ mowe >_< eawwy down. -:3 Mon. ^.^ Awas, my UwU wiege, my UwU wife :3 is UwU dead to-nyight! -x3 Gwief >_> of my son's exiwe ;;w;; hath stopp'd xDD hew ^.^ bweath. -What further >_> woe ^.^ conspiwes x3 against >_< minye age? -^.^ Pwince. Look, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt :3 see. -:3 Mon. :3 O :3 thou UwU untaught! what ^-^ mannyews :3 is in this, -ÚwÚ To press before >w< thy fathew ^-^ to :3 a grave? -^.^ Pwince. >_> Seaw OwO up OwO the OwO mouth >_> of outwage uWu fow :3 a ^w^ whiwe, -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we can ;;w;; cweaw ^.^ these ambiguities -And xDD knyow theiw UwU spwing, theiw uWu head, theiw OwO twue x3 descent; -And then uWu wiww I >w< be ^w^ genyewaw >_> of >_> youw ^.^ woes -And ;;w;; wead you x3 even ^-^ to :33 death. OwO Meantime forbear, -And let mischance >w< be ^w^ swave ^-^ to uWu patience. ->_< Bwing :3 fowth OwO the ^-^ pawties >_> of ^w^ suspicion. -^w^ Fwiaw. I x3 am OwO the gweatest, able ^-^ to ^-^ do >_> weast, ->_> Yet UwU most >w< suspected, as OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and place -^-^ Doth ^-^ make x3 against uWu me, >_> of :3 this >_< diwefuw x3 muwthew; -And here I ^.^ stand, uWu both ^-^ to >_< impeach ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ puwge -Myself xDD condemnyed ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf excus'd. -^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Then uWu say ^.^ it UwU once what :3 thou OwO dost xDD knyow in ÚwÚ this. -^w^ Fwiaw. I uWu wiww >w< be brief, uWu fow my ^-^ showt ^-^ date >_> of >_> bweath -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO so wong as :3 is :3 a >w< tedious >_> tawe. -:33 Womeo, there OwO dead, ÚwÚ was xDD husband ^-^ to UwU that Juliet; -And :33 she, there OwO dead, UwU that Womeo's xDD faithfuw wife. -I married them; ÚwÚ and theiw stow'n mawwiage :3 day ->_> Was :3 Tybawt's doomsday, uWu whose ;;w;; untimewy death -ÚwÚ Banyish'd OwO the nyew-made >_< bwidegwoom ^-^ fwom :3 this xDD city; ->_< Fow whom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu fow Tybalt, Juliet pin'd. -:3 You, ^-^ to wemuv UwU that ^w^ siege >_> of >w< gwief ^-^ fwom UwU hew, -Betroth'd ÚwÚ and would ^.^ have married xDD hew ÚwÚ pewfowce -ÚwÚ To :33 County ^.^ Pawis. ;;w;; Then comes ^.^ she ^-^ to me -And with wiwd looks ;;w;; bid me devise >w< some UwU mean -ÚwÚ To x3 wid xDD hew ^-^ fwom :3 this uWu second mawwiage, -Ow in my cell there would ^.^ she :33 kiww :33 hewsewf. -;;w;; Then >_> gave I xDD hew UwU (so ^-^ tutowed uWu by my >_> awt) -OwO A sweeping ^.^ potion; ;;w;; which OwO so took :33 effect -UwU As I >_< intended, uWu fow ^.^ it wrought uWu on xDD hew -The fowm >_> of :33 death. OwO Meantime I :3 wwit ^-^ to Romeo -:33 That ^.^ he shouwd UwU hithew come as :3 this x3 diwe night -ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ^-^ to UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO bowwowed :33 gwave, ->_> Being OwO the UwU time OwO the potion's x3 fowce shouwd cease. -But ^.^ he ;;w;; which ^-^ bowe my letter, Fwiaw :33 John, ->_> Was :33 stay'd uWu by x3 accident, ÚwÚ and :33 yestewnyight -Return'd my letter ^-^ back. ;;w;; Then >w< aww :3 awonye -^.^ At OwO the :3 pwefixed hour >_> of xDD hew ^.^ waking -Came I ^-^ to UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew kindred's vauwt; -uWu Meanying ^-^ to ^-^ keep xDD hew cwosewy at my cell -;;w;; Tiww I convenyientwy :33 couwd ^-^ send ^-^ to Womeo. -But when I >w< came, >w< some :3 minyute ewe OwO the UwU time -x3 Of xDD hew xDD awaking, here ;;w;; untimewy uWu way -The x3 nyobwe Paris ÚwÚ and OwO twue Romeo UwU dead. -She uWu wakes; ÚwÚ and I entweated xDD hew come :3 fowth -And bear :3 this wowk >_> of >w< heaven with patience; -But then :3 a ^w^ nyoise >_> did uWu scawe me ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO tomb, -And :33 she, xDD too desperate, would ^.^ nyot >w< go with uWu me, -But, as ^.^ it seems, >_> did violence uWu on :33 hewsewf. -^-^ Aww :3 this I >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the mawwiage -Her ÚwÚ nyuwse :3 is :3 pwivy; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >w< aught in :3 this -Miscarried uWu by my UwU fauwt, let my ^.^ owd life -Be >_> sacwific'd, >w< some hour before his UwU time, -^.^ Unto OwO the wigouw >_> of severest waw. -^.^ Pwince. We still ^.^ have OwO knyown ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a holy xDD man. -Where's Womeo's man? What can ^.^ he uWu say in uWu this? -Bal. I ^w^ bwought my ^w^ mastew UwU nyews >_> of ^-^ Juwiet's ^w^ death; -And then in OwO post ^.^ he came ^-^ fwom Mantua -ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> same place, ^-^ to :3 this >_> same monument. -:3 This letter ^.^ he >_< eawwy ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give his fathew, -And threat'ned me with >_< death, ^-^ going in OwO the x3 vauwt, ->w< If I ^-^ depawted ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ and weft him ^.^ thewe. -^.^ Pwince. >w< Give me OwO the letter. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook uWu on it. -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the x3 County's ;;w;; page UwU that rais'd OwO the watch? -Sirrah, what :3 made >_> youw ^w^ mastew in :3 this :3 pwace? -Boy. ÚwÚ He came with >_> fwowews ^-^ to UwU stwew his lady's grave; -And ;;w;; bid me ^.^ stand ÚwÚ awoof, ÚwÚ and OwO so I ÚwÚ did. -Anon comes ^-^ onye with ^.^ wight ^-^ to ;;w;; ope OwO the tomb; -And ;;w;; by-and-by my ^w^ mastew >_< dwew uWu on him; -And then I ÚwÚ wan away ^-^ to caww OwO the :3 watch. -^.^ Pwince. :3 This letter doth ^-^ make good OwO the fwiaw's x3 wowds, -Their ^-^ couwse >_> of love, OwO the >_< tidings >_> of xDD hew ^w^ death; -And here ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites UwU that ^.^ he >_> did ^-^ buy :3 a :3 poison -x3 Of :3 a UwU poow >_< pothecawy, ÚwÚ and :3 thewewithaw -Came ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; vauwt ^-^ to x3 die, ÚwÚ and lie with Juliet. -:3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these enyemies? Capulet, Montage, -^w^ See what :3 a >_> scouwge :3 is >_> waid x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ hate, -:33 That >w< heaven ^.^ finds :3 means ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> youw >_< joys with ^w^ wuv! -And OwO I, uWu fow ^w^ winking at you, discords UwU too, ->_< Have lost :3 a >w< bwace >_> of kinsmen. ^-^ Aww awe ^-^ punyish'd. -Cap. :3 O bwothew :3 Montague, ^w^ give me >w< thy hand. -:3 This :3 is my :33 daughtew's jointure, uWu fow nyo ^-^ mowe -^w^ Can I :3 demand. -:3 Mon. But I can ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe; ->_< Fow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ waise xDD hew uWu Statue in ÚwÚ puwe ^.^ gowd, -:33 That whiwes Vewonya uWu by UwU that name :3 is ;;w;; knyown, -Thewe uWu shaww nyo figuwe at such ^.^ wate >w< be xDD set -UwU As UwU that >_> of OwO twue ÚwÚ and xDD faithfuw Juliet. -Cap. UwU As rich uWu shaww Womeo's uWu by his lady's lie- -OwO Poow ^-^ sacwifices >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD enmity! -^.^ Pwince. OwO A glooming xDD peace :3 this xDD mownying with ^.^ it :3 bwings. -The >_< sun uWu fow UwU sowwow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot show his head. -uWu Go hence, ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ mowe talk >_> of ^.^ these >_> sad OwO things; -uWu Some uWu shaww >w< be uWu pawdon'd, ÚwÚ and >w< some punyished; ->_< Fow never ÚwÚ was :3 a story >_> of ^-^ mowe >_> woe ->w< Than :3 this >_> of Juliet ÚwÚ and xDD hew Womeo. ->_< Exeunt OwO omnyes. - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - -UwU 1594 - - - - - -OwO THE >w< TAMING >_< OF OwO THE SHREW - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -Pewsons in OwO the ;;w;; Induction -OwO A LORD -ÚwÚ CHWISTOPHEW SWY, :3 a uWu tinkew -^-^ HOSTESS -:3 PAGE -PLAYERS -:3 HUNTSMEN -UwU SEWVANTS - -;;w;; BAPTISTA xDD MINyOWA, :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of xDD Padua -VINCENTIO, :3 a Merchant >_> of ^.^ Pisa -^w^ WUCENTIO, :3 son ^-^ to uWu Vincentio, in love with ;;w;; Bianca -PETWUCHIO, :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of Vewonya, :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to Katherina - ->_> Suitows ^-^ to ;;w;; Bianca -uWu GWEMIO -^.^ HOWTENSIO - -^.^ Sewvants ^-^ to xDD Wucentio -^-^ TWANyIO -xDD BIONDEWWO - -^.^ Sewvants ^-^ to :3 Petwuchio -ÚwÚ GWUMIO -CURTIS - -OwO A ;;w;; PEDANT - -Daughtews ^-^ to >_< Baptista ->_> KATHEWINyA, OwO the shrew -^-^ BIANCA - -OwO A ^-^ WIDOW - -:3 Taiwow, Habewdashew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Sewvants :33 attending uWu on >_< Baptista ÚwÚ and -:3 Petwuchio - -SCENyE: ->w< Padua, ÚwÚ and >w< PETWUCHIO'S house in OwO the ;;w;; countwy - -SC_1 -;;w;; INDUCTION. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Before OwO an alehouse uWu on :3 a :33 heath - -x3 Entew ^-^ HOSTESS ÚwÚ and ^.^ SWY - -OwO SWY. I'll UwU pheeze you, in ;;w;; faith. -HOSTESS. OwO A paiw >_> of :33 stocks, you wogue! -OwO SWY. Y'awe :3 a :33 baggage; OwO the Slys awe nyo OwO wogues. Wook in OwO the -chronicles: ^-^ we came in with Richard :33 Conquewow. :33 Thewefowe, :3 paucas -xDD pawwabwis; let OwO the x3 wowwd slide. >w< Sessa! -HOSTESS. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot pay uWu fow OwO the uWu gwasses you ^.^ have buwst? -OwO SWY. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a denier. uWu Go >_> by, x3 Saint x3 Jewonyimy, >w< go ^-^ to >w< thy x3 cowd bed -ÚwÚ and warm thee. -HOSTESS. I xDD knyow my wemedy; I >w< must >w< go ÚwÚ fetch OwO the :33 thiwd-bowough. -Exit -OwO SWY. >_> Thiwd, ^w^ ow fouwth, ^w^ ow fifth ;;w;; bowough, I'll ÚwÚ answew him uWu by waw. -I'll ^.^ nyot :33 budge OwO an inch, >w< boy; let him xDD come, ÚwÚ and kindly. ->_< [Fawws ^.^ asweep] - -Wind howns. x3 Entew :3 a LORD ^-^ fwom UwU bunting, with his x3 twain - -LORD. Huntsman, I chawge ^.^ thee, >w< tendew ;;w;; weww my hounds; -^-^ Bwach Merriman, OwO the UwU poow cur, :3 is :33 emboss'd; -And x3 coupwe Cwowdew with OwO the deep-mouth'd bwach. ->_< Saw'st :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, OwO boy, how xDD Siwvew :3 made ^.^ it good -^.^ At OwO the :33 hedge cownyew, in OwO the ^.^ cowdest ^.^ fauwt? -I would ^.^ nyot wose OwO the ^.^ dog uWu fow twenty ;;w;; pound. -OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. ÚwÚ Why, >_< Bewman :3 is as good as >_< he, my ^w^ wowd; -ÚwÚ He :3 cwied x3 upon ^.^ it at OwO the :3 mewest loss, -And ^w^ twice OwO to-day pick'd >_< out OwO the ;;w;; duwwest scent; -OwO Twust uWu me, I UwU take him uWu fow OwO the better >_< dog. -LORD. Thou art :3 a OwO foow; ^-^ if OwO Echo ;;w;; wewe as ^w^ fweet, -I would >_< esteem him wowth :3 a ;;w;; dozen xDD such. -But sup them well, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 unto them uWu aww; ->w< To-mowwow I intend ^-^ to uWu hunt again. -OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. I wiww, my :33 wowd. -LORD. What's hewe? >_< Onye OwO dead, ^w^ ow ^.^ dwunk? -^w^ See, doth ^.^ he breathe? -x3 SECOND >w< HUNTSMAN. ÚwÚ He breathes, my :33 wowd. Were ^.^ he ^.^ nyot wawm'd with awe, -:3 This ;;w;; wewe :3 a bed uWu but x3 cowd ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep OwO so soundly. -LORD. :3 O monstrous >_> beast, how >_< wike :3 a ^w^ swinye ^.^ he wies! -^w^ Gwim >_< death, how ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ woathsome :3 is UwU thinye >_< image! ->w< Siws, I uWu wiww ;;w;; pwactise uWu on :3 this drunken xDD man. -What ÚwÚ think you, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu convey'd ^-^ to :33 bed, -OwO Wwapp'd in ^w^ sweet xDD cwothes, rings >w< put x3 upon his ^w^ fingews, -OwO A UwU most x3 dewicious ^.^ banquet uWu by his :33 bed, -And bwave attendants ;;w;; nyeaw him when ^.^ he :33 wakes, -Wouwd ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< beggaw then ^-^ fowget >w< himsewf? -OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. >_< Bewieve uWu me, lord, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he cannyot uWu choose. -x3 SECOND >w< HUNTSMAN. ^w^ It would ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ stwange x3 unto him when ^.^ he x3 wak'd. -LORD. >_< Even as :3 a flatt'ring ^-^ dweam ^w^ ow ^.^ wowthwess fancy. -;;w;; Then UwU take him uWu up, ÚwÚ and manage ;;w;; weww OwO the :3 jest: -uWu Cawwy him gently ^-^ to my ÚwÚ faiwest chambew, -And >_> hang ^.^ it x3 wound with >w< aww my >_< wanton pictuwes; -Bawm his ;;w;; fouw head in warm distiwwed waters, -And >_< buwn ^w^ sweet >_> wood ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ wodging >w< sweet; -:33 Pwocuwe me music ready when ^.^ he :33 wakes, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >w< duwcet ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ heavenwy OwO sound; -And ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu chance ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, >w< be ready stwaight, -And with :3 a low UwU submissive uWu wevewence -Say ;;w;; 'What :3 is ^.^ it >_> youw uWu honyouw uWu wiww :33 command?' ->_> Wet ^-^ onye ^.^ attend him with :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew ÚwÚ basin ->w< Fuww >_> of wose-watew ÚwÚ and bestrew'd with ÚwÚ fwowews; ->_> Anyothew bear OwO the ^.^ ewew, OwO the third :3 a ^.^ diapew, -And uWu say 'Will't >w< pwease >_> youw ^.^ wowdship cool >_> youw ;;w;; hands?' -uWu Some ^-^ onye >w< be ready with :3 a costly ^.^ suit, -And ÚwÚ ask him what apparel ^.^ he uWu wiww ;;w;; weaw; ->_> Anyothew tell him >_> of his hounds ÚwÚ and OwO howse, -And UwU that his wady >w< mouwns at his disease; -Pewsuade him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< been lunatic, -And, when ^.^ he :33 says ^.^ he ;;w;; is, uWu say UwU that ^.^ he dreams, ->_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is nyothing uWu but :3 a :3 mighty :33 wowd. -:3 This uWu do, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu kindwy, gentwe sirs; -^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be UwU pastime >_< passing x3 excewwent, ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be husbanded with ;;w;; modesty. -OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. UwU My lord, I ;;w;; wawwant you ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD pway ^-^ ouw part -UwU As ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ think uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO twue diligence -ÚwÚ He :3 is nyo less than what ^-^ we uWu say ^.^ he is. -LORD. ;;w;; Take him OwO up gently, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bed with him; -And OwO each ^-^ onye ^-^ to his >w< office when ^.^ he wakes. -:33 [SWY :3 is xDD cawwied >_< out. OwO A twumpet ^-^ sounds] -Sirrah, >w< go UwU see what twumpet 'tis UwU that :3 sounds- -Exit ^.^ SEWVANT -Belike >w< some x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman UwU that means, -x3 Twavewwing >w< some >_< jouwnyey, ^-^ to wepose him here. - -;;w;; We-entew :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN - -OwO How nyow! ^-^ who :3 is it? -SERVANT. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, ;;w;; pwayews -:33 That :3 offew service ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. -LORD. UwU Bid them come >w< nyeaw. - -x3 Entew PLAYERS - -Nyow, fellows, you awe welcome. ->_< PWAYEWS. We :3 thank >_> youw honyouw. -LORD. Do you intend ^-^ to stay with me x3 to-nyight? ->_< PWAYEW. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to accept ^-^ ouw >_< duty. -LORD. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. :3 This :3 fewwow I wemembew -x3 Since UwU once ^.^ he >_> pway'd :3 a >_> fawmew's ewdest :3 son; -ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD whewe you woo'd OwO the ;;w;; gentwewoman OwO so :33 weww. -I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot >_> youw ;;w;; nyame; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; suwe, UwU that part ->_> Was >_< aptwy >_< fitted ÚwÚ and nyatuwawwy pewfowm'd. ->_< PWAYEW. I ÚwÚ think 'twas Soto UwU that >_> youw uWu honyouw ^w^ means. -LORD. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true; :3 thou didst ^.^ it ^w^ excewwent. -Weww, you awe come ^-^ to me in x3 happy UwU time, -The wathew uWu fow I ^.^ have >w< some uWu spowt in hand -OwO Whewein >_> youw ÚwÚ cunnying can ^-^ assist me ^w^ much. -Thewe :3 is :3 a lord uWu wiww hear you xDD pway to-night; -But I x3 am doubtfuw >_> of >_> youw ^-^ modesties, -OwO West, >w< uvw-eying >_> of his uWu odd :33 behaviouw, ->_< Fow ÚwÚ yet his uWu honyouw never heard :3 a play, -You >_< bweak OwO into >w< some >_> mewwy passion -And OwO so offend him; uWu fow I tell you, ;;w;; siws, ->w< If you shouwd >_> smiwe, ^.^ he grows >_> impatient. ->_< PWAYEW. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ we can contain >w< ouwsewves, -Were ^.^ he OwO the vewiest antic in OwO the world. -LORD. Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, UwU take them ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ buttewy, -And ^w^ give them fwiendwy ^-^ wewcome every UwU onye; ->_> Wet them UwU want nyothing UwU that my house >_> affowds. -Exit ^-^ onye with OwO the PLAYERS -Sirrah, >w< go you ^-^ to Bawthowomew my x3 page, -And UwU see him dress'd in >w< aww ÚwÚ suits >_< wike :3 a lady; -:33 That >_< donye, OwO conduct him ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ dwunkawd's chambew, -And caww him 'madam,' ^-^ do him obeisance. ->_> Teww him ^-^ fwom :3 me- as ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ win my love- -ÚwÚ He bear ^-^ himsewf with honyouwabwe x3 action, -Such as ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 obsewv'd in x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wadies -^.^ Unto theiw x3 wowds, uWu by them accomplished; -Such >_> duty ^-^ to OwO the drunkard let him uWu do, -x3 With ^.^ soft low :33 tongue ÚwÚ and >_> wowwy couwtesy, -And uWu say ;;w;; 'What :3 is't >_> youw uWu honyouw uWu wiww ^.^ command, -OwO Whewein >_> youw wady ÚwÚ and >_> youw humbwe UwU wife -May show xDD hew >_> duty ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO knyown xDD hew love?' -And then with >w< kind :3 embwacements, uWu tempting >_< kisses, -And with >w< decwinying head OwO into his ^.^ bosom, -UwU Bid him shed >_< teaws, as being :33 uvwjoyed -ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew x3 nyobwe lord ÚwÚ westow'd ^-^ to ^.^ heawth, -OwO Who uWu fow :3 this :3 seven years ;;w;; hath x3 esteemed him -:3 Nyo better than :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ and ^-^ woathsome :3 beggaw. -And ^-^ if OwO the :3 boy ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 woman's >_> gift -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wain :3 a uWu showew >_> of ^w^ commanded >_< teaws, -An onion uWu wiww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww uWu fow such :3 a shift, ->w< Which, in :3 a nyapkin being :33 cwose UwU convey'd, -:33 Shaww in UwU despite enforce :3 a >_> watewy >w< eye. -^w^ See :3 this :33 dispatch'd with >w< aww OwO the haste :3 thou OwO canst; -Anon I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe instructions. Exit :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN -I xDD knyow OwO the :3 boy uWu wiww ;;w;; weww usurp OwO the >w< gwace, -Voice, ^-^ gait, ÚwÚ and x3 action, >_> of :3 a x3 gentwewoman; -I wong ^-^ to hear him caww OwO the drunkard x3 'husband'; -And how my x3 men uWu wiww stay themsewves ^-^ fwom laughter -When uWu they ^-^ do homage ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ peasant. -I'll in ^-^ to counsew them; uWu hapwy my :3 pwesence -May ;;w;; weww abate OwO the >w< uvw-mewwy spleen, -^w^ Which otherwise would gwow OwO into ^.^ extwemes. >_< Exeunt - -^-^ SC_2 -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A ;;w;; bedchambew in OwO the x3 WOWD'S house - -x3 Entew ^-^ awoft SWY, with OwO ATTENDANTS; >w< some with :3 appawew, ÚwÚ basin -ÚwÚ and ^.^ ewew, ÚwÚ and uWu othew appurtenances; ÚwÚ and LORD - -OwO SWY. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, :3 a pot >_> of small ale. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw ^.^ wowdship dwink :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of ÚwÚ sack? -x3 SECOND SERVANT. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ taste >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ consewves? -uWu THIWD SERVANT. What ÚwÚ waiment uWu wiww >_> youw uWu honyouw wear uWu to-day? -OwO SWY. I x3 am >w< Chwistophewo Sly; caww ^.^ nyot me 'honour' :3 nyow ^-^ 'wowdship.' I -:33 nye'ew :33 dwank sack in my life; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you ^w^ give me ^-^ any >w< consewves, -^w^ give me ÚwÚ consewves >_> of ^-^ beef. :33 Nye'ew ÚwÚ ask me what ÚwÚ waiment I'll weaw, -uWu fow I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe doubwets than backs, nyo ^-^ mowe >_< stockings than -^.^ wegs, :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shoes than ^-^ feet- xDD nyay, sometime ^-^ mowe :3 feet than -OwO shoes, ^w^ ow such ÚwÚ shoes as my toes ÚwÚ wook OwO thwough OwO the uWu uvwweathew. -LORD. xDD Heaven OwO cease :3 this :33 idwe humouw in >_> youw xDD honyouw! -:33 O, UwU that :3 a :3 mighty man >_> of such descent, -x3 Of such OwO possessions, ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU high ;;w;; esteem, -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be infused with OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a spirit! -OwO SWY. >_> What, would you ^-^ make me >_> mad? OwO Am ^.^ nyot I Christopher >_> Swy, ^.^ owd -Sly's :3 son >_> of ÚwÚ Buwton x3 Heath; uWu by biwth :3 a ^-^ pedwaw, uWu by uWu education :3 a -ÚwÚ cawdmakew, uWu by >w< twansmutation :3 a beaw-hewd, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu by ÚwÚ pwesent ->_< pwofession :3 a tinkew? ^-^ Ask ;;w;; Mawian >w< Hacket, OwO the UwU fat ale-wife >_> of -OwO Wincot, ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD knyow me not; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu say I x3 am ^.^ nyot fouwteen ;;w;; pence uWu on -OwO the scowe uWu fow sheer awe, scowe me OwO up uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ wying'st ^.^ knyave in -uWu Chwistendom. >_< What! I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< bestwaught. [Taking :3 a pot >_> of uWu awe] -;;w;; Hewe's- -uWu THIWD SERVANT. :33 O, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is UwU that makes >_> youw wady ;;w;; mouwn! -x3 SECOND SERVANT. :33 O, :3 this :3 is ^.^ it UwU that makes >_> youw ^-^ sewvants OwO dwoop! -LORD. >_< Hence comes ^.^ it UwU that >_> youw UwU kindwed :3 shuns >_> youw OwO house, -UwU As >_> beaten x3 hence uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ stwange >_> wunyacy. -:3 O x3 nyobwe lord, >_< bethink ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy :3 biwth! -^-^ Caww UwU home >w< thy ÚwÚ ancient >_> thoughts ^-^ fwom ;;w;; banyishment, -And ^w^ banyish x3 hence ^.^ these :3 abject >_> wowwy ^w^ dweams. -Wook how >w< thy ^-^ sewvants ^-^ do ^.^ attend uWu on ^.^ thee, ->_> Each in his >w< office ready at >w< thy xDD beck. -uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have ^.^ music? >_> Hawk! Apollo ;;w;; pways, >_< [Music] -And twenty caged nyightingawes ^-^ do uWu sing. -Ow xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD sweep? >w< We'ww ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ couch -Softew ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweetew than OwO the lustful bed -uWu On OwO puwpose OwO twimm'd OwO up uWu fow OwO Semiwamis. -Say :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 wawk: ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 bestwew OwO the ground. -Ow xDD wiwt :3 thou :3 wide? x3 Thy howses uWu shaww >w< be twapp'd, -Their >w< hawnyess studded >w< aww with gold ÚwÚ and peaww. -Dost :3 thou love OwO hawking? Thou x3 hast :3 hawks uWu wiww soaw -OwO Abuv OwO the xDD mownying ÚwÚ wawk. Ow xDD wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; hunt? -x3 Thy hounds uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO the welkin ÚwÚ answew them -And ÚwÚ fetch uWu shaww ÚwÚ echoes ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< howwow xDD eawth. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. Say :3 thou xDD wiwt couwse; >w< thy greyhounds awe as swift -UwU As ^.^ bweathed >w< stags; ^-^ ay, >_> fweetew than OwO the ^w^ woe. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. Dost :3 thou love pictuwes? We uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee -straight ->_> Adonyis ^w^ painted uWu by :3 a x3 wunnying brook, -And ^-^ Cythewea >w< aww in ^.^ sedges ;;w;; hid, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to move ÚwÚ and >_< wanton with xDD hew >_> bweath ->_< Even as OwO the waving ^.^ sedges xDD pway wi' th' wind. -LORD. >w< We'ww show ÚwÚ thee :33 wo as ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a maid -And how ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 beguiwed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; suwpwis'd, -UwU As lively ^w^ painted as OwO the deed ÚwÚ was >w< donye. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. Ow Daphne woaming OwO thwough :3 a :33 thowny >_< wood, -Scratching xDD hew ^.^ wegs, UwU that ^-^ onye uWu shaww uWu sweaw ^.^ she >_> bweeds -And at UwU that OwO sight uWu shaww >_> sad Apollo ;;w;; weep, -^w^ So :3 wowkmanwy OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws awe :33 dwawn. -LORD. Thou art :3 a lord, ÚwÚ and nyothing uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. -Thou x3 hast :3 a wady :3 faw ^-^ mowe xDD beautifuw ->w< Than ^-^ any ^-^ woman in :3 this OwO wanying age. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. And, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath shed uWu fow ÚwÚ thee -;;w;; Wike ÚwÚ envious floods ÚwÚ o'ew-wun xDD hew UwU wuvwy ;;w;; face, -She ÚwÚ was OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ;;w;; cweatuwe in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is :3 infewiow ^-^ to none. -OwO SWY. OwO Am I :3 a lord ÚwÚ and ^.^ have I such :3 a >w< wady? -Ow ^-^ do I uWu dweam? Ow ^.^ have I :33 dweam'd ÚwÚ tiww ^w^ nyow? -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< sweep: I >_> see, I OwO heaw, I >_< speak; -I smell ^w^ sweet ;;w;; savouws, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feew ^.^ soft ;;w;; things. -:3 Upon my xDD wife, I x3 am :3 a lord :3 indeed, -And ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ tinkew, :3 nyow Christopher Sly. -Weww, bwing ^-^ ouw wady UwU hithew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 sight; -And UwU once uWu again, :3 a pot o' th' >w< smawwest ale. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw Mightiness ^-^ to wash >_> youw ^-^ hands? -:33 O, how ^-^ we ^.^ joy ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw ÚwÚ wit westow'd! -:33 O, UwU that UwU once ^-^ mowe you knew uWu but what you OwO awe! -^.^ These ^w^ fifteen years you ^.^ have >_< been in :3 a ^-^ dweam; -Or, when you ^w^ wak'd, OwO so >w< wak'd as ^-^ if you x3 swept. -OwO SWY. ^.^ These ^w^ fifteen yeaws! uWu by my ^w^ fay, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy UwU nyap. -But >_> did I never speak >_> of >w< aww UwU that >_> time? -OwO FIWST SERVANT. :33 O, yes, my lord, uWu but vewy :33 idwe :33 wowds; ->_< Fow >w< though you uWu way here in :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy chambew, ->_> Yet would you uWu say ye ;;w;; wewe >_> beaten >_< out >_> of uWu doow; -And ;;w;; waiw x3 upon OwO the ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the OwO house, -And uWu say you would ÚwÚ pwesent xDD hew at OwO the >_> weet, -xDD Because ^.^ she ^w^ bwought stonye xDD jugs ÚwÚ and nyo seal'd quawts. ->_< Sometimes you would caww >_< out uWu fow ^w^ Cicewy x3 Hacket. -OwO SWY. >w< Ay, OwO the :3 woman's maid >_> of OwO the >_< house. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, you xDD knyow nyo house :3 nyow nyo such ;;w;; maid, -Nyow nyo such x3 men as you ^.^ have weckon'd uWu up, -UwU As Stephen >_> Swy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd uWu John Naps >_> of Greece, -And Petew Turph, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Henwy Pimpewnyeww; -And twenty ^-^ mowe such >_< nyames ÚwÚ and x3 men as :33 these, -^w^ Which never OwO wewe, :3 nyow nyo man >w< evew >w< saw. -OwO SWY. Nyow, Wowd >w< be x3 thanked uWu fow my good amends! -ALL. UwU Amen. - -x3 Entew OwO the :3 PAGE as :3 a >w< wady, with ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -OwO SWY. I :3 thank thee; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot wose uWu by it. -UwU PAGE. OwO How fares my x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? -OwO SWY. x3 Mawwy, I fare ;;w;; weww; uWu fow here :3 is :33 cheew ^w^ enyough. -:3 Whewe :3 is my x3 wife? -UwU PAGE. Here, x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; what :3 is >w< thy uWu wiww with uWu hew? -OwO SWY. uWu Awe you my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot caww me ^.^ husband? -UwU My x3 men shouwd caww me 'wowd'; I x3 am >_> youw ;;w;; goodman. -UwU PAGE. UwU My xDD husband ÚwÚ and my lord, my lord ÚwÚ and ^-^ husband; -I x3 am >_> youw UwU wife in >w< aww ^.^ obedience. -OwO SWY. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :33 weww. What >w< must I caww uWu hew? -LORD. Madam. -OwO SWY. xDD Aw'ce UwU madam, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ Joan OwO madam? -LORD. ^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ and nyothing ewse; OwO so uWu wowds caww ladies. -OwO SWY. ÚwÚ Madam xDD wife, uWu they uWu say UwU that I ^.^ have :33 dweam'd -And >w< swept :33 abuv >w< some ^w^ fifteen yeaw ^w^ ow more. -UwU PAGE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU time uWu seems OwO thiwty x3 unto uWu me, ->_> Being >w< aww :3 this UwU time OwO abandon'd ^-^ fwom >_> youw bed. -OwO SWY. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ much. :33 Sewvants, xDD weave me ÚwÚ and xDD hew awonye. ->_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS -^w^ Madam, undwess you, ÚwÚ and come :3 nyow ^-^ to bed. -UwU PAGE. >w< Thwice x3 nyobwe lord, let me entweat >_> of you -ÚwÚ To pawdon me ÚwÚ yet uWu fow :3 a night ^w^ ow >_> two; -Or, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, xDD untiw OwO the >_< sun >w< be set. ->_< Fow >_> youw :3 physicians ^.^ have ^-^ expwesswy charg'd, -UwU In peril ^-^ to >_< incuw >_> youw fowmew malady, -:33 That I shouwd ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ absent me ^-^ fwom >_> youw bed. -I >w< hope :3 this reason ^-^ stands uWu fow my excuse. -OwO SWY. >w< Ay, ^.^ it ^-^ stands OwO so UwU that I ^-^ may hardly tawwy OwO so UwU wong. But I would ->w< be loath ^-^ to ^-^ faww OwO into my >_> dweams again. I uWu wiww OwO thewefowe tawwy in -UwU despite >_> of OwO the ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and OwO the bwood. - -x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -MESSENGEW. Your honour's players, hearing >_> youw amendment, -uWu Awe come ^-^ to xDD pway :3 a >_> pweasant >w< comedy; ->_< Fow OwO so >_> youw ÚwÚ doctows howd ^.^ it vewy :33 meet, ->_< Seeing xDD too >w< much >w< sadnyess ;;w;; hath congeaw'd >_> youw blood, -And >_> mewanchowy :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of >_> fwenzy. -OwO Thewefowe uWu they ^w^ thought ^.^ it good you hear :3 a xDD pway -And fwame >_> youw :33 mind ^-^ to uWu miwth ÚwÚ and ^-^ mewwiment, -^w^ Which :33 baws :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU hawms ÚwÚ and lengthens wife. -OwO SWY. x3 Mawwy, I wiww; let them xDD pway it. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO comonty :3 a -^.^ Chwistmas :3 gambowd ^w^ ow :3 a xDD tumbwing-twick? -UwU PAGE. No, my good lord, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe >w< pweasing >_< stuff. -OwO SWY. >_> What, househowd stuff? -UwU PAGE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< histowy. -OwO SWY. Weww, ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ see't. ^w^ Come, ^.^ madam xDD wife, ^-^ sit uWu by my >_> side ÚwÚ and let -OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ swip;-we uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< be ÚwÚ youngew. -^.^ [They ^-^ sit >w< down] - -OwO A flourish >_> of OwO twumpets announces OwO the xDD pway - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -uWu Padua. OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and his man ^-^ TWANyIO - -UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, >_< since uWu fow OwO the gweat desiwe I xDD had -ÚwÚ To UwU see fair >w< Padua, >_< nyuwsewy >_> of :3 awts, -I x3 am awwiv'd uWu fow :3 fwuitfuw ;;w;; Wombawdy, -The >_> pweasant garden >_> of gweat >_< Itawy, -And uWu by my >_< fathew's love ÚwÚ and xDD weave x3 am UwU awm'd -x3 With his good uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >w< thy good ^.^ company, -UwU My >_> twusty ^-^ sewvant ;;w;; weww approv'd in aww, -;;w;; Hewe let OwO us x3 bweathe, ÚwÚ and uWu hapwy UwU institute -OwO A ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> weawnying ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ingenyious studies. ->w< Pisa, renowned uWu fow grave >_< citizens, -Gave me my being ÚwÚ and my fathew :33 fiwst, -OwO A ^.^ mewchant >_> of gweat ^.^ twaffic OwO thwough OwO the UwU wowwd, -uWu Vincentio, come >_> of OwO the x3 Bentivowii; ->w< Vincentio's UwU son, ^w^ bwought OwO up in Fwowence, -^w^ It uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ^-^ to sewve >w< aww OwO hopes >_> conceiv'd, -ÚwÚ To xDD deck his >_> fowtunye with his ÚwÚ viwtuous >_< deeds. -And ^.^ thewefowe, UwU Twanyio, uWu fow OwO the UwU time I study, -OwO Viwtue ÚwÚ and UwU that part >_> of phiwosophy -uWu Wiww I OwO appwy UwU that ÚwÚ tweats >_> of >w< happinyess -By :3 viwtue uWu speciawwy ^-^ to >w< be achiev'd. ->_> Teww me >w< thy mind; uWu fow I ^.^ have ^.^ Pisa weft -And x3 am ^-^ to xDD Padua come as ^.^ he UwU that leaves -OwO A shawwow :33 pwash ^-^ to plunge him in OwO the ^-^ deep, -And with >w< satiety UwU seeks ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench his thirst. -TWANyIO. OwO Mi pewdonyato, gentwe ^w^ mastew mine; -I x3 am in >w< aww ;;w;; affected as yourself; -Gwad UwU that you ;;w;; thus continue >_> youw :3 wesowve -ÚwÚ To x3 suck OwO the ;;w;; sweets >_> of ^w^ sweet ^w^ phiwosophy. -:3 Onwy, good :3 mastew, >_< whiwe ^-^ we ^-^ do admire -:3 This :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and :3 this :33 mowaw discipwinye, -Let's >w< be nyo ^.^ Stoics :3 nyow nyo :33 stocks, I pray, -Ow OwO so devote ^-^ to xDD Awistotwe's checks -UwU As >_> Ovid >w< be OwO an x3 outcast ^-^ quite abjur'd. -Balk wogic with >_> acquaintance UwU that you x3 have, -And ;;w;; pwactise ^w^ whetowic in >_> youw ^w^ common x3 tawk; -:3 Music ÚwÚ and poesy ;;w;; use ^-^ to quicken OwO you; -The mathematics ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD metaphysics, -UwU Faww ^-^ to them as you find >_> youw stomach sewves you. -:3 Nyo >w< pwofit grows xDD whewe :3 is nyo ^w^ pweasuwe >_> ta'en; -UwU In brief, ;;w;; siw, study what you UwU most ;;w;; affect. -UwU WUCENTIO. >_< Gwamewcies, UwU Twanyio, ;;w;; weww OwO dost :3 thou >_< advise. -^.^ If, >_> Biondewwo, :3 thou ^w^ wewt come uWu ashowe, -We :33 couwd at UwU once >w< put OwO us in readiness, -And UwU take :3 a ÚwÚ wodging x3 fit ^-^ to UwU entewtain -Such fwiends as UwU time in xDD Padua uWu shaww uWu beget. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; BAPTISTA with his two daughtews, KATHERINA -ÚwÚ and BIANCA; OwO GWEMIO, :3 a pantawoon; HOWTENSIO, -OwO suitow ^-^ to BIANCA. WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ TWANyIO ^.^ stand uWu by - -But stay :33 awhiwe; what >_> company :3 is uWu this? -TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, >w< some show ^-^ to ^-^ wewcome OwO us ^-^ to town. ->_> BAPTISTA. Gentwemen, >_< impowtunye me nyo UwU fawthew, ->_< Fow how I firmly x3 am resolv'd you know; -:33 That ;;w;; is, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bestow my ^w^ youngest daughter -Before I ^.^ have :3 a xDD husband uWu fow OwO the >_< ewdew. ->w< If ;;w;; eithew >_> of you uWu both love ^w^ Kathewinya, -xDD Because I xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and love you well, -Weave uWu shaww you ^.^ have ^-^ to couwt xDD hew at >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -;;w;; GWEMIO. ÚwÚ To OwO cawt xDD hew >_< wathew. x3 She's xDD too xDD wough uWu fow >_> me. -Thewe, there, Howtensio, uWu wiww you ^-^ any x3 wife? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu [To BAPTISTA] I pray you, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^.^ it >_> youw uWu wiww -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ stawe >_> of me ÚwÚ amongst ^.^ these UwU mates? -HOWTENSIO. Mates, UwU maid! OwO How UwU mean you ÚwÚ that? :3 Nyo ;;w;; mates uWu fow you, ->_< Unwess you ;;w;; wewe >_> of ;;w;; gentwew, miwdew mouwd. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu I' :33 faith, ;;w;; siw, you uWu shaww never :3 nyeed ^-^ to fear; -xDD Iwis ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 hawfway ^-^ to xDD hew >_> heawt; -But ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO wewe, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot xDD hew cawe shouwd >w< be -ÚwÚ To xDD comb >_> youw UwU nyoddwe with :3 a thwee-wegg'd UwU stoow, -And x3 paint >_> youw ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use you >_< wike :3 a >_> foow. -HOWTENSIO. From >w< aww such deviws, good Wowd x3 dewivew >_< us! -;;w;; GWEMIO. And uWu me, UwU too, good Lord! -TWANyIO. x3 Husht, >w< mastew! Here's >w< some good UwU pastime ;;w;; towawd; -:33 That wench :3 is :33 stawk mad ^w^ ow OwO wondewfuw froward. -UwU WUCENTIO. But in OwO the other's siwence ^-^ do I UwU see -^.^ Maid's mild >_> behaviouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ sobwiety. -Peace, ^.^ Twanyio! -TWANyIO. ^.^ Weww said, master; mum! ÚwÚ and xDD gaze >_> youw fiww. ->_> BAPTISTA. Gentwemen, UwU that I ^-^ may >_> soon ^-^ make good -What I ^.^ have :3 said- Bianca, >_< get you in; -And let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot dispwease ^.^ thee, good Bianca, ->_< Fow I uWu wiww love ÚwÚ thee :33 nye'ew OwO the ^.^ wess, my giww. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A pwetty OwO peat! ^.^ it :3 is :33 best -x3 Put fingew in OwO the eye, OwO an ^.^ she knew >w< why. -BIANCA. :3 Sistew, ^.^ content you in my discontent. ->_> Siw, ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe humbly I subscribe; -UwU My :33 books ÚwÚ and xDD instwuments uWu shaww >w< be my ^.^ company, -uWu On them ^-^ to look, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwactise uWu by ^-^ mysewf. -UwU WUCENTIO. Hawk, UwU Twanyio, :3 thou uWu mayst hear Minyewva x3 speak! -HOWTENSIO. UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, uWu wiww you >w< be OwO so strange? ->_> Sowwy x3 am I UwU that ^-^ ouw good uWu wiww effects -^-^ Bianca's ^w^ gwief. -;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU Why uWu wiww you mew xDD hew uWu up, -UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, uWu fow :3 this x3 fiend >_> of >_< heww, -And ^-^ make xDD hew bear OwO the :3 penyance >_> of xDD hew tongue? ->_> BAPTISTA. Gentwemen, ^.^ content UwU ye; I x3 am x3 wesowv'd. -uWu Go ÚwÚ in, uWu Bianca. Exit ^-^ BIANCA -And uWu fow I xDD knyow ^.^ she xDD taketh UwU most dewight -UwU In OwO music, ;;w;; instwuments, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; poetwy, ->_< Schoowmastews uWu wiww I ^-^ keep within my house -OwO Fit ^-^ to uWu instwuct xDD hew uWu youth. >w< If you, Howtensio, -Or, UwU Signyiow uWu Gwemio, you, xDD knyow ^-^ any :33 such, -:33 Pwefew them uWu hithew; uWu fow ^-^ to ÚwÚ cunnying x3 men -I uWu wiww >w< be vewy kind, ÚwÚ and >_> wibewaw -ÚwÚ To >_< minye >_> own chiwdwen in good bwinging-up; -And so, faweweww. ^w^ Kathewinya, you ^-^ may stay; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^-^ to :33 communye with uWu Bianca. Exit -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ and I xDD twust I ^-^ may >w< go UwU too, ^-^ may I not? ->_< What! uWu shaww I >w< be appointed >_> houws, as though, ;;w;; bewike, -I knew ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to UwU take ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to weave? Ha! Exit -;;w;; GWEMIO. You ^-^ may >w< go ^-^ to OwO the devil's UwU dam; >_> youw x3 gifts awe OwO so good ->w< hewe's UwU nyonye uWu wiww howd you. Thewe! ^-^ Wuv :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> gweat, -Howtensio, uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ may blow ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyaiws togethew, ÚwÚ and fast ^.^ it ^w^ faiwwy -^-^ out; ^-^ ouw >_> cake's dough uWu on uWu both :33 sides. Farewell; >_> yet, uWu fow OwO the love -I bear my ^w^ sweet Bianca, ^-^ if I can uWu by ^-^ any :3 means ^.^ wight uWu on :3 a x3 fit man -^-^ to teach xDD hew UwU that wherein ^.^ she dewights, I uWu wiww ^w^ wish him ^-^ to xDD hew -father. -HOWTENSIO. SO uWu Wiww OwO I, UwU Signyiow Gremio; uWu but :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I ^-^ pway. ^-^ Though -OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< quawwew ÚwÚ yet never bwook'd pawwe, xDD knyow nyow, x3 upon ->_< advice, ^.^ it OwO toucheth OwO us uWu both- UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may ÚwÚ yet UwU again ^.^ have access ^-^ to -^-^ ouw fair mistress, ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 happy x3 wivaws in ^-^ Bianca's love- ^-^ to ->_< wabouw ÚwÚ and :33 effect ^-^ onye xDD thing :33 speciawwy. -;;w;; GWEMIO. What's UwU that, I pray? -HOWTENSIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >_< get :3 a xDD husband uWu fow xDD hew sistew. -;;w;; GWEMIO. OwO A ^.^ husband? :3 a ^w^ deviw. -HOWTENSIO. I uWu say :3 a >_> husband. -;;w;; GWEMIO. I uWu say :3 a ^w^ deviw. uWu Think'st thou, Howtensio, >w< though xDD hew fathew ->w< be vewy rich, ^-^ any man :3 is OwO so vewy :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to >w< be married ^-^ to xDD heww? -HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Tush, xDD Gwemio! ^-^ Though ^.^ it xDD pass >_> youw >_< patience ÚwÚ and >_< minye ^-^ to ->_> enduwe xDD hew loud UwU awawums, >_> why, man, there >w< be good xDD fewwows in OwO the -UwU wowwd, OwO an :3 a man :33 couwd ^.^ wight uWu on ;;w;; them, would UwU take xDD hew with >w< aww -fauwts, ÚwÚ and money ^w^ enyough. -;;w;; GWEMIO. I cannyot UwU teww; uWu but I xDD had as OwO wief UwU take xDD hew dowwy with :3 this -x3 condition: ^-^ to >w< be :3 whipp'd at OwO the UwU high cross every x3 mownying. -HOWTENSIO. OwO Faith, as you ÚwÚ say, :33 thewe's small UwU choice in rotten ->_> appwes. But, x3 come; >_< since :3 this bar in OwO waw makes OwO us fwiends, ^.^ it -uWu shaww >w< be OwO so :3 faw :3 fowth fwiendwy maintain'd ÚwÚ tiww uWu by hewping ->_< Baptista's ewdest daughter ^-^ to :3 a xDD husband ^-^ we xDD set his ^w^ youngest free -uWu fow :3 a xDD husband, ÚwÚ and then ^.^ have to't x3 afwesh. ^.^ Sweet x3 Bianca! x3 Happy man ->w< be his dole! ÚwÚ He UwU that runs xDD fastest gets OwO the OwO wing. OwO How uWu say you, -UwU Signyiow >w< Gwemio? -;;w;; GWEMIO. I x3 am ^.^ agweed; ÚwÚ and would I xDD had >w< given him OwO the :33 best horse in -xDD Padua ^-^ to begin his :3 wooing UwU that would xDD thowoughwy ^w^ woo UwU hew, wed UwU hew, -ÚwÚ and bed UwU hew, ÚwÚ and x3 wid OwO the house >_> of her! Come x3 on. ->_< Exeunt uWu GWEMIO ÚwÚ and ^.^ HOWTENSIO -TWANyIO. I pray, ;;w;; siw, tell uWu me, :3 is ^.^ it possibwe -:33 That love shouwd >_> of :3 a ^w^ sudden UwU take such ;;w;; howd? -UwU WUCENTIO. :3 O UwU Twanyio, ÚwÚ tiww I ;;w;; found ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be true, -I never ^w^ thought ^.^ it possibwe ^w^ ow OwO wikewy. -But >w< see! >_< whiwe OwO idwy I ÚwÚ stood looking OwO on, -I ;;w;; found OwO the :33 effect >_> of love in >_> idwenyess; -And :3 nyow in :3 pwainnyess ^-^ do x3 confess ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -:33 That art ^-^ to me as >w< secwet ÚwÚ and as dear -UwU As Annya ^-^ to OwO the Queen >_> of Cawthage :33 was- -UwU Twanyio, I :33 buwn, I pinye, I pewish, UwU Twanyio, ->w< If I ;;w;; achieve ^.^ nyot :3 this x3 young modest giww. ->_< Counsew uWu me, UwU Twanyio, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou OwO canst; -^w^ Assist uWu me, UwU Twanyio, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou wilt. -TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, ^.^ it :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ chide you UwU nyow; -x3 Affection :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 wated ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> heawt; ->w< If love ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd you, UwU nyought remains uWu but :3 so: -ÚwÚ 'Wedime te captum x3 quam >_< queas xDD minyimo.' -UwU WUCENTIO. >_< Gwamewcies, :3 wad. uWu Go forward; :3 this >w< contents; -The west uWu wiww UwU comfowt, uWu fow >w< thy counsew's :3 sound. -TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, you ^.^ wook'd OwO so UwU wongwy uWu on OwO the uWu maid. -Perhaps you OwO mawk'd ^.^ nyot ^w^ what's OwO the ;;w;; pith >_> of all. -UwU WUCENTIO. :33 O, yes, I ^-^ saw ^w^ sweet x3 beauty in xDD hew ;;w;; face, -Such as OwO the daughter >_> of >w< Agenyow ^-^ had, -:33 That :3 made gweat OwO Juv ^-^ to humbwe him ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; hand, -When with his knyees ^.^ he kiss'd OwO the Cretan >w< stwand. -TWANyIO. :33 Saw you nyo >_> mowe? Mark'd you ^.^ nyot how xDD hew ^-^ sistew -^w^ Began ^-^ to :33 scowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise OwO up such :3 a :3 stowm -:33 That x3 mowtaw ears UwU might hardly >_> enduwe OwO the din? -UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, I ^-^ saw xDD hew coral lips ^-^ to UwU muv, -And with xDD hew >_> bweath ^.^ she >_> did perfume OwO the air; -OwO Sacwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ was >w< aww I ^-^ saw in :3 hew. -TWANyIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then 'tis UwU time ^-^ to :33 stiw him ^-^ fwom his twance. -I pray, >_< awake, sir. >w< If you love OwO the ;;w;; maid, -Bend >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and xDD wits ^-^ to ;;w;; achieve :3 hew. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it >_> stands: -Her ÚwÚ ewdew ^-^ sistew :3 is OwO so curst ÚwÚ and >_< shwewd -That, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the fathew x3 wid his ^.^ hands >_> of UwU hew, -UwU Mastew, >_> youw love >w< must live :3 a maid at >_< home; -And OwO thewefowe >_> has ^.^ he cwosewy OwO mew'd xDD hew uWu up, -xDD Because ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ annyoy'd with suitors. -UwU WUCENTIO. xDD Ah, UwU Twanyio, what :3 a x3 cwuew >_< fathew's >w< he! -But art :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU advis'd ^.^ he took >w< some cawe -ÚwÚ To >_< get xDD hew ÚwÚ cunnying >_< schoowmastews ^-^ to uWu instwuct uWu hew? -TWANyIO. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, x3 am OwO I, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow 'tis plotted. -UwU WUCENTIO. I ^.^ have it, xDD Twanyio. -TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, uWu fow my ;;w;; hand, -Both ^-^ ouw OwO inventions ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and jump in ^w^ onye. -UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Teww me UwU thinye >_> fiwst. -TWANyIO. You uWu wiww >w< be schoolmaster, -And >_< undewtake OwO the ^w^ teaching >_> of OwO the xDD maid- -^.^ That's >_> youw xDD device. -UwU WUCENTIO. ^w^ It is. May ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; donye? -TWANyIO. :3 Nyot ^-^ possibwe; uWu fow ^-^ who uWu shaww bear >_> youw part -And >w< be in xDD Padua here >w< Vincentio's :3 son; -Keep house ÚwÚ and xDD pwy his book, ^-^ wewcome his fwiends, -xDD Visit his countrymen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ banquet >w< them? -UwU WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Basta, ^.^ content ^.^ thee, uWu fow I ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 fuww. -We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_< been uWu seen in ^-^ any OwO house, -Nyow can ^-^ we >w< be OwO distinguish'd uWu by ^-^ ouw faces ->_< Fow man ^w^ ow mastew. ;;w;; Then ^.^ it UwU fowwows ^.^ thus: -Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be :3 mastew, UwU Twanyio, in my UwU stead, -Keep house ÚwÚ and powt ÚwÚ and servants, as I >w< shouwd; -I uWu wiww >w< some uWu othew be- >w< some x3 Fwowentinye, -uWu Some Neapolitan, ^w^ ow meaner man >_> of Pisa. -^.^ 'Tis OwO hatch'd, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. UwU Twanyio, at UwU once -^w^ Uncase thee; UwU take my colour'd ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cwoak. -When Biondello uWu comes, ^.^ he >_< waits uWu on thee; -But I uWu wiww chawm him ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ keep his OwO tongue. -TWANyIO. ^w^ So xDD had you need. ^.^ [They exchange >w< habits] -UwU In brief, ;;w;; siw, x3 sith ^.^ it >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe ;;w;; is, -And I x3 am tied ^-^ to >w< be :33 obedient- ->_< Fow OwO so >_> youw fathew OwO chawg'd me at ^-^ ouw parting: -uWu 'Be serviceable ^-^ to my >w< son' OwO quoth >_< he, -UwU Awthough I ÚwÚ think 'twas in another UwU sense- -I x3 am ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be :33 Wucentio, -xDD Because OwO so ;;w;; weww I love Wucentio. -UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, >w< be OwO so ^.^ because xDD Wucentio :33 wuvs; -And let me >w< be :3 a ^w^ swave x3 t' ;;w;; achieve UwU that maid -uWu Whose ^w^ sudden OwO sight ;;w;; hath thrall'd my >_< wounded >w< eye. - -x3 Entew BIONDELLO. - -;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_> wogue. Sirrah, xDD whewe ^.^ have you :3 been? -BIONDELLO. :3 Whewe ^.^ have I ^w^ been! ;;w;; Nyay, how nyow! xDD whewe awe you? -UwU Mastew, >_> has my :3 fewwow ^.^ Twanyio stow'n >_> youw clothes? -Ow you stow'n his? ^w^ ow x3 both? >_> Pway, ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? -UwU WUCENTIO. Sirrah, come uWu hithew; 'tis nyo UwU time ^-^ to >w< jest, -And OwO thewefowe fwame >_> youw ^-^ mannyews ^-^ to OwO the xDD time. -Your :3 fewwow ^.^ Twanyio ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to :33 save my xDD wife, ->w< Puts my apparel ÚwÚ and my count'nyance OwO on, -And I uWu fow my escape ^.^ have >w< put uWu on his; ->_< Fow in :3 a >_< quawwew >_< since I came ashowe -I xDD kiww'd :3 a man, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw I ÚwÚ was descwied. -Wait you uWu on ^w^ him, I chawge you, as >_< becomes, -OwO Whiwe I ^-^ make uWu way ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^-^ to :33 save my wife. -You undewstand x3 me? -BIONDELLO. OwO I, sir? :33 Nye'ew :3 a ÚwÚ whit. -UwU WUCENTIO. And ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 jot >_> of ^.^ Twanyio in >_> youw ^w^ mouth: -^.^ Twanyio :3 is >_< chang'd OwO into Wucentio. -BIONDELLO. The better uWu fow him; would I ;;w;; wewe OwO so OwO too! -TWANyIO. ^w^ So :33 couwd OwO I, :33 faith, OwO boy, ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the next ^w^ wish aftew, -:33 That xDD Wucentio >_< indeed xDD had >_< Baptista's ^w^ youngest daughter. -But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^.^ nyot uWu fow my :33 sake uWu but >_> youw OwO mastew's, I :33 advise -You ;;w;; use >_> youw ^-^ mannyews discweetwy in >w< aww >w< kind >_> of ^-^ companyies. -When I x3 am xDD awonye, >_> why, then I x3 am xDD Twanyio; -But in >w< aww OwO pwaces ewse >_> youw ^w^ mastew Wucentio. -UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, wet's ^.^ go. ->_< Onye xDD thing ^-^ mowe wests, UwU that thyself ÚwÚ execute- -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^-^ onye UwU among ^.^ these wooers. >w< If :3 thou ÚwÚ ask me :3 why- -:33 Sufficeth, my reasons awe uWu both good ÚwÚ and >w< weighty. >_< Exeunt - -The Pwesentews :33 abuv speak - -OwO FIWST SERVANT. UwU My lord, you ÚwÚ nyod; you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 mind OwO the play. -OwO SWY. x3 Yes, uWu by x3 Saint >_> Annye ^-^ do :3 I. OwO A good matter, xDD suwewy; comes there -^-^ any ^-^ mowe >_> of it? -UwU PAGE. UwU My lord, 'tis uWu but x3 begun. -OwO SWY. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a vewy excellent piece >_> of work, ^.^ madam wady -Wouwd 'twere :33 donye! ^.^ [They ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and mark] - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -uWu Padua. Before HOWTENSIO'S house - -x3 Entew :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and his man ÚwÚ GWUMIO - -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Vewonya, uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe I UwU take my leave, -ÚwÚ To UwU see my fwiends in ^-^ Padua; uWu but >_> of >w< aww -UwU My :33 best bewuvd ÚwÚ and appwuvd OwO fwiend, -Hortensio; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ twow :3 this :3 is his >_< house. -Here, sirrah Gwumio, knock, I >w< say. -UwU GWUMIO. UwU Knyock, :3 siw! x3 Whom shouwd I knyock? -^-^ Is there ^-^ any man >_> has rebus'd >_> youw >w< wowship? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Viwwain, I ÚwÚ say, xDD knyock me here soundly. -UwU GWUMIO. UwU Knyock you ;;w;; hewe, sir? ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, what x3 am OwO I, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I -shouwd xDD knyock you ;;w;; hewe, sir? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Viwwain, I ÚwÚ say, xDD knyock me at :3 this gate, -And rap me well, ^w^ ow I'll xDD knyock >_> youw xDD knyave's UwU pate. -UwU GWUMIO. UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is UwU gwown ^-^ quawwewsome. I shouwd xDD knyock you :33 fiwst, -And then I xDD knyow aftew ^-^ who comes uWu by OwO the uWu wowst. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 be? -OwO Faith, ÚwÚ siwwah, OwO an ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot xDD knyock I'll ring xDD it; -I'll twy how you can ^w^ sow-fa, ÚwÚ and sing it. -:3 [He wrings him uWu by OwO the >_> eaws] -UwU GWUMIO. :3 Hewp, masters, :33 hewp! UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is ^w^ mad. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow xDD knyock when I ;;w;; bid you, sirrah viwwain! - -x3 Entew ^.^ HOWTENSIO - -HOWTENSIO. OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? UwU My ^.^ owd fwiend ^-^ Gwumio ÚwÚ and my -good fwiend ^-^ Petwuchio! OwO How ^-^ do you >w< aww at Vewonya? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Signyiow Howtensio, come you ^-^ to part OwO the fway? -'Con OwO tutto UwU iw :3 cuowe xDD ben x3 twovato' ^-^ may I >w< say. -HOWTENSIO. Awwa uWu nyostwa x3 casa xDD ben >_> venyuto, ->w< Mowto x3 honyowato signyow xDD mio OwO Petwuchio. -^-^ Wise, Gwumio, x3 wise; ^-^ we uWu wiww compound :3 this UwU quawwew. -UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis nyo matter, ;;w;; siw, what ^.^ he ;;w;; 'weges in ^.^ Watin. >w< If :3 this ->w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a lawful cause uWu fow me ^-^ to xDD weave his :33 sewvice- ÚwÚ wook you, uWu siw: -^.^ he ;;w;; bid me xDD knyock him ÚwÚ and rap him soundwy, sir. Weww, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it x3 fit -uWu fow :3 a ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ;;w;; use his ^w^ mastew >w< so; being, perhaps, uWu fow >w< aught I ->_> see, two ÚwÚ and ^w^ thiwty, :3 a pip ^w^ out? -x3 Whom would ^-^ to :3 God I xDD had ;;w;; weww ^w^ knyock'd at :33 fiwst, -;;w;; Then xDD had ^.^ nyot ^-^ Gwumio come uWu by OwO the uWu wowst. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A ÚwÚ sensewess viwwain! Good Howtensio, -I bade OwO the >w< wascaw xDD knyock x3 upon >_> youw gate, -And :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< get him uWu fow my OwO heawt ^-^ to ^-^ do it. -UwU GWUMIO. UwU Knyock at OwO the gate? :3 O >_< heavens! ;;w;; Spake you ^.^ nyot ^.^ these uWu wowds -x3 pwain: >_> 'Siwwah xDD knyock me ;;w;; hewe, rap me ;;w;; hewe, xDD knyock me well, ÚwÚ and -xDD knyock me >_< soundwy'? And come you :3 nyow with :33 'knyocking at OwO the xDD gate'? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Sirrah, >w< be gone, ^w^ ow talk ;;w;; nyot, I :33 advise you. -HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, patience; I x3 am uWu Gwumio's pwedge; -ÚwÚ Why, :33 this's :3 a :33 heavy uWu chance :33 'twixt him ÚwÚ and you, -Your ^w^ ancient, ^w^ twusty, >_> pweasant ^-^ sewvant :3 Gwumio. -And tell me nyow, ^w^ sweet OwO fwiend, what x3 happy gale -Blows you ^-^ to xDD Padua here ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd Vewonya? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Such ^.^ wind as ^.^ scattews x3 young x3 men OwO thwough OwO the x3 wowwd -ÚwÚ To >w< seek theiw :3 fowtunyes farther than at home, -:3 Whewe small experience gwows. But in :3 a few, -UwU Signyiow Howtensio, ;;w;; thus ^.^ it ^-^ stands with :3 me: -Antonyio, my fathew, :3 is deceas'd, -And I ^.^ have OwO thwust ^-^ mysewf OwO into :3 this maze, -:3 Hapwy ^-^ to OwO wive ÚwÚ and thrive as :33 best I :3 may; -x3 Cwowns in my >_> puwse I x3 have, ÚwÚ and goods at home, -And OwO so x3 am come ÚwÚ abwoad ^-^ to UwU see OwO the world. -HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, uWu shaww I then come ^.^ woundwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee -And ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a >_< shwewd uWu iww-favouw'd x3 wife? -xDD Thou'dst :3 thank me uWu but :3 a wittwe uWu fow my counsew, -And ÚwÚ yet I'll pwomise ÚwÚ thee ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be rich, -And vewy rich; uWu but th'art xDD too >w< much my OwO fwiend, -And I'll ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 hew. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Signyiow Howtensio, :33 'twixt such fwiends as ^-^ we -:3 Few uWu wowds suffice; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD knyow ->_< Onye rich enough ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ Petwuchio's xDD wife, -UwU As wealth :3 is >_> buwden >_> of my :3 wooing ^w^ dance, -Be ^.^ she as ;;w;; fouw as ÚwÚ was x3 Fwowentius' love, -UwU As ^.^ owd as Sibyl, ÚwÚ and as curst ÚwÚ and >_< shwewd -UwU As Socrates' >_> Xanthippe ^w^ ow :3 a wowse- -She muvs me ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot ^w^ wemuvs, at >_> weast, -^-^ Affection's >_> edge in uWu me, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she as xDD wough -UwU As awe OwO the ;;w;; swewwing UwU Adwiatic ÚwÚ seas. -I come ^-^ to OwO wive ^.^ it weawthiwy in ^-^ Padua; ->w< If wealthily, then UwU happiwy in uWu Padua. -UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he uWu tewws you flatly what his :33 mind is. -ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ give him gold enough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy him ^-^ to :3 a xDD puppet ^w^ ow OwO an -agwet-baby, ^w^ ow OwO an ^.^ owd UwU twot with :33 nye'ew :3 a tooth in xDD hew uWu head, >w< though -^.^ she >_> has as many ÚwÚ diseases as two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty >_< howses. ÚwÚ Why, nyothing -comes amiss, OwO so money comes :3 withaw. -HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, >_< since ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ stepp'd ;;w;; thus :3 faw ÚwÚ in, -I uWu wiww continue UwU that I x3 bwoach'd in ÚwÚ jest. -I ^-^ can, Petruchio, ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a UwU wife -x3 With wealth enyough, ÚwÚ and x3 young ÚwÚ and beauteous; -Brought OwO up as :33 best >_< becomes :3 a x3 gentwewoman; -Her only UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is faults enyough, -^w^ Is- UwU that ^.^ she :3 is intolerable uWu cuwst, -And >_< shwewd ÚwÚ and froward OwO so uWu beyond >w< aww measuwe -That, ;;w;; wewe my OwO state :3 faw ^-^ wowsew than ^.^ it ;;w;; is, -I would ^.^ nyot wed xDD hew uWu fow :3 a >_< minye >_> of >w< gowd. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Howtensio, :3 peace! :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot uWu gowd's >w< effect. ->_> Teww me xDD hew >_< fathew's uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and 'tis enyough; ->_< Fow I uWu wiww board xDD hew >w< though ^.^ she ^w^ chide as loud -UwU As thundew when OwO the clouds in autumn cwack. -HOWTENSIO. Her fathew :3 is >_< Baptista Minyowa, -An affabwe ÚwÚ and courteous ^w^ gentweman; -Her name :3 is Katherina Minyowa, -Renown'd in xDD Padua uWu fow xDD hew scolding OwO tongue. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I xDD knyow xDD hew fathew, >w< though I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU hew; -And ^.^ he knew my ^.^ deceased fathew :33 weww. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< sweep, Howtensio, ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see UwU hew; -And OwO thewefowe let me >w< be ;;w;; thus bowd with you -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give you xDD uvw at :3 this ^.^ fiwst uWu encountew, ->_< Unwess you uWu wiww :33 accompany me thithew. -UwU GWUMIO. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, let him >w< go >_< whiwe OwO the humouw wasts. >w< O' my -;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she knew him as ;;w;; weww as I uWu do, ^.^ she would ÚwÚ think scolding -would ^-^ do wittwe good x3 upon >_> him. She ^-^ may UwU pewhaps caww him half :3 a -scowe knyaves ^w^ ow ÚwÚ so. ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO nyothing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he begin once, :3 he'ww -;;w;; waiw in his rope-tricks. I'll tell you what, uWu siw: OwO an ^.^ she ^.^ stand -him uWu but :3 a little, ^.^ he uWu wiww thwow :3 a figuwe in xDD hew ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and OwO so -disfiguwe xDD hew with ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe eyes ^-^ to UwU see -withaw than :3 a cat. You xDD knyow him ;;w;; nyot, sir. -HOWTENSIO. ^.^ Tawwy, Petruchio, I >w< must >w< go with ^.^ thee, ->_< Fow in >_< Baptista's ^-^ keep my >_> tweasuwe is. -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO the >_> jewew >_> of my life in >_< howd, -His ^w^ youngest >_> daughtew, xDD beautifuw UwU Bianca; -And xDD hew withholds ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu othew :3 mowe, ->_> Suitows ^-^ to xDD hew ÚwÚ and x3 wivaws in my :33 wuv; -^-^ Supposing ^.^ it :3 a xDD thing impossibwe- ->_< Fow x3 those defects I ^.^ have before ^w^ weheaws'd- -:33 That >w< evew Katherina uWu wiww >w< be x3 woo'd. -OwO Thewefowe :3 this owdew ;;w;; hath >_< Baptista ta'en, -:33 That UwU nyonye uWu shaww ^.^ have access x3 unto ;;w;; Bianca -;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; Kathewinye OwO the curst ^.^ have ^w^ got :3 a >_> husband. -UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Kathewinye OwO the xDD cuwst! -OwO A title uWu fow :3 a maid >_> of >w< aww titwes OwO the uWu wowst. -HOWTENSIO. Nyow uWu shaww my fwiend :3 Petwuchio ^-^ do me >w< gwace, -And :3 offew me ÚwÚ disguis'd in :33 sobew wobes -ÚwÚ To ^.^ owd >_< Baptista as :3 a schoowmastew -^.^ Weww uWu seen in OwO music, ^-^ to uWu instwuct UwU Bianca; -:33 That OwO so I ^-^ may uWu by :3 this :33 device at :33 weast ->_< Have xDD weave ÚwÚ and :3 weisuwe ^-^ to ^-^ make love ^-^ to UwU hew, -And ;;w;; unsuspected couwt xDD hew uWu by :33 hewsewf. - -x3 Entew uWu GWEMIO with WUCENTIO uWu disguised as ÚwÚ CAMBIO - -UwU GWUMIO. Here's nyo ÚwÚ knyavewy! ^w^ See, ^-^ to beguiwe OwO the ^.^ owd >_> fowks, how OwO the -x3 young xDD fowks uWu way theiw :3 heads uWu togethew! UwU Mastew, :3 mastew, ÚwÚ wook about -you. OwO Who :33 goes there, ha? -HOWTENSIO. Peace, OwO Gwumio! ^w^ It :3 is OwO the rival >_> of my wuv. Petruchio, -^.^ stand uWu by >_> awhiwe. -UwU GWUMIO. OwO A pwopew stwipwing, ÚwÚ and OwO an UwU amowous! -^.^ [They ^.^ stand aside] -;;w;; GWEMIO. :33 O, vewy ;;w;; weww; I ^.^ have pewus'd OwO the >_< nyote. -UwU Hawk you, siw; I'll ^.^ have them vewy ^w^ faiwwy ^-^ bound- -^-^ Aww :33 books >_> of love, UwU see UwU that at ^-^ any >w< hand; -And UwU see you ;;w;; wead nyo uWu othew >_> wectuwes ^-^ to :3 hew. -You undewstand :3 me- xDD uvw ÚwÚ and >_> beside -UwU Signyiow >_< Baptista's wibewawity, -I'll OwO mend ^.^ it with :3 a >_> wawgess. ;;w;; Take >_> youw paper UwU too, -And let me ^.^ have them vewy ;;w;; weww OwO pewfum'd; ->_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ sweetew than perfume itsewf -ÚwÚ To xDD whom uWu they >w< go x3 to. What uWu wiww you ;;w;; wead ^-^ to uWu hew? -UwU WUCENTIO. uWu Whate'ew I ;;w;; wead ^-^ to UwU hew, I'll >w< pwead uWu fow you -UwU As uWu fow my >_> patwon, ^.^ stand you OwO so assur'd, -UwU As firmly as yourself ;;w;; wewe still in >w< pwace; -xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps with ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ successfuw uWu wowds ->w< Than you, unwess you ;;w;; wewe :3 a >_< schowaw, sir. -;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 O :3 this weawnying, what :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! -UwU GWUMIO. :3 O :3 this ^-^ woodcock, what OwO an ;;w;; ass ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Peace, sirrah! -HOWTENSIO. Gwumio, mum! >_> [Coming forward] -:3 God :33 save you, UwU Signyiow xDD Gwemio! -;;w;; GWEMIO. And you awe ;;w;; weww met, UwU Signyiow Howtensio. -;;w;; Twow you :33 whithew I x3 am going? ÚwÚ To >_< Baptista ^w^ Minyowa. -I OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to enquire cawefuwwy -About :3 a schoowmastew uWu fow OwO the fair UwU Bianca; -And uWu by good >_> fowtunye I ^.^ have ;;w;; wighted ;;w;; weww -uWu On :3 this x3 young >w< man; uWu fow >_> weawnying ÚwÚ and >_> behaviouw -OwO Fit uWu fow xDD hew turn, ;;w;; weww ;;w;; wead in poetry -And uWu othew ^.^ books- good onyes, I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ ye. -HOWTENSIO. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have met :3 a ^-^ gentweman -;;w;; Hath OwO pwomis'd me ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to another, -OwO A fine uWu musician ^-^ to uWu instwuct ^-^ ouw UwU mistwess; -^w^ So uWu shaww I nyo whit >w< be >_> behind in >_> duty -ÚwÚ To fair Bianca, OwO so bewuvd >_> of >_> me. -;;w;; GWEMIO. Bewuvd >_> of :3 me- ÚwÚ and UwU that my deeds uWu shaww >_< pwuv. -UwU GWUMIO. And UwU that his :33 bags uWu shaww >_< pwuv. -HOWTENSIO. uWu Gwemio, 'tis :3 nyow nyo UwU time ^-^ to :33 vent ^-^ ouw wuv. -:33 Wisten ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you speak me fair -I'll tell you UwU nyews indifferent good uWu fow >_> eithew. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman xDD whom uWu by uWu chance I met, -:3 Upon agreement ^-^ fwom OwO us ^-^ to his uWu wiking, -uWu Wiww >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^w^ woo curst ÚwÚ Kathewinye; -xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, ^-^ if xDD hew dowwy pwease. -;;w;; GWEMIO. ^w^ So said, OwO so >_< donye, :3 is :33 weww. -Howtensio, ^.^ have you told him >w< aww xDD hew >w< fauwts? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is OwO an ÚwÚ iwksome ^w^ bwawwing ÚwÚ scowd; ->w< If UwU that >w< be aww, masters, I hear nyo hawm. -;;w;; GWEMIO. No, xDD say'st me so, fwiend? What countryman? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Bown in Vewonya, ^.^ owd ^.^ Antonyio's :33 son. -UwU My fathew OwO dead, my >_> fowtunye ;;w;; wives uWu fow me; -And I ^-^ do >w< hope good >_< days ÚwÚ and wong ^-^ to :3 see. -;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 O >_> Siw, such :3 a life with such :3 a UwU wife ;;w;; wewe stwange! -But ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a >w< stomach, to't :3 a God's ;;w;; nyame; -You uWu shaww ^.^ have me assisting you in all. -But uWu wiww you ^w^ woo :3 this ;;w;; wiwd-cat? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Wiww I live? -UwU GWUMIO. uWu Wiww ^.^ he ^w^ woo uWu hew? >w< Ay, ^w^ ow I'll >_> hang :3 hew. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Why came I UwU hithew uWu but ^-^ to UwU that x3 intent? -:33 Think you :3 a wittwe >w< din can daunt >_< minye ;;w;; eaws? ->_< Have I ^.^ nyot in my UwU time heard ^.^ wions >_> woaw? ->_< Have I ^.^ nyot heard OwO the >_< sea, ^w^ puff'd OwO up with ^.^ winds, -uWu Wage >_< wike OwO an :3 angwy ^-^ boaw ^-^ chafed with xDD sweat? ->_< Have I ^.^ nyot heard gweat ordnance in OwO the field, -And >_< heaven's ^-^ awtiwwewy thundew in OwO the :33 skies? ->_< Have I ^.^ nyot in :3 a ^w^ pitched ^-^ battwe heard -Loud ^w^ 'wawums, nyeighing >_< steeds, ÚwÚ and x3 twumpets' cwang? -And ^-^ do you tell me >_> of :3 a :3 woman's tongue, -:33 That gives ^.^ nyot half OwO so gweat :3 a blow ^-^ to hear -UwU As uWu wiww :3 a ^w^ chestnyut in :3 a uWu fawinyew's xDD fiwe? -Tush! uWu tush! ;;w;; feaw :3 boys with bugs. -UwU GWUMIO. >_< Fow ^.^ he ^-^ feaws none. -;;w;; GWEMIO. Howtensio, :3 hawk: -:3 This ^-^ gentweman :3 is UwU happiwy awwiv'd, -UwU My :33 mind ^.^ pwesumes, uWu fow his >_> own good ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. -HOWTENSIO. I OwO pwomis'd ^-^ we would >w< be xDD contwibutows -And bear his chawge >_> of wooing, whatsoe'er. -;;w;; GWEMIO. And OwO so ^-^ we wiww- provided UwU that ^.^ he ^.^ win :3 hew. -UwU GWUMIO. I would I ;;w;; wewe as ^w^ suwe >_> of :3 a good uWu dinnyew. - -x3 Entew TRANIO, bravely >w< appawewwed as ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and xDD BIONDEWWO - -TWANyIO. Gentwemen, :3 God :33 save xDD you! >w< If I ^-^ may >w< be bold, ->_> Teww uWu me, I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the OwO weadiest uWu way -ÚwÚ To OwO the house >_> of UwU Signyiow >_< Baptista Minola? -BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has OwO the two fair daughters; :3 is't ^.^ he you ÚwÚ mean? -TWANyIO. >_< Even >_< he, Biondello. -;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU Hawk you, ;;w;; siw, you UwU mean ^.^ nyot xDD hew UwU to- -TWANyIO. Perhaps him ÚwÚ and UwU hew, siw; what ^.^ have you ^-^ to x3 do? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Nyot xDD hew UwU that chides, ;;w;; siw, at ^-^ any ;;w;; hand, I ^-^ pway. -TWANyIO. I love nyo chidews, sir. >_> Biondewwo, wet's >_> away. -UwU WUCENTIO. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ Weww ;;w;; begun, xDD Twanyio. -HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, :3 a >_> wowd ewe you ^.^ go. -uWu Awe you :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to OwO the maid you talk :33 of, OwO yea ^w^ ow nyo? -TWANyIO. And ^-^ if I ^.^ be, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ any ÚwÚ offence? -;;w;; GWEMIO. Nyo; ^-^ if ^-^ without ^-^ mowe uWu wowds you uWu wiww >_< get you ^-^ hence. -TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I pray, awe ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< stweets as free ->_< Fow me as uWu fow you? -;;w;; GWEMIO. But OwO so :3 is ^.^ nyot she. - -TWANyIO. >_< Fow what reason, I uWu beseech you? -;;w;; GWEMIO. >_< Fow :3 this reason, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww >w< knyow, -:33 That she's OwO the UwU choice love >_> of UwU Signyiow Gremio. -HOWTENSIO. :33 That she's OwO the :3 chosen >_> of UwU Signyiow Howtensio. -TWANyIO. ^w^ Softwy, my :3 mastews! >w< If you >w< be gentlemen, -Do me :3 this right- hear me with uWu patience. ->_< Baptista :3 is :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom my fathew :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< aww :33 unknyown, -And, ;;w;; wewe his daughter ^-^ faiwew than ^.^ she ;;w;; is, -She ^-^ may ^-^ mowe suitows x3 have, ÚwÚ and me uWu fow ^w^ onye. -^-^ Faiw :33 Weda's daughter xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 wooews; -;;w;; Then ;;w;; weww ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe ^-^ may fair ;;w;; Bianca ^.^ have; -And OwO so ^.^ she shall: xDD Wucentio uWu shaww ^-^ make one, -^-^ Though Paris came in >w< hope ^-^ to ÚwÚ speed awonye. -;;w;; GWEMIO. >_> What, :3 this ^-^ gentweman uWu wiww out-talk OwO us all! -UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Siw, ^w^ give him ÚwÚ head; I xDD knyow :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ jade. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Howtensio, ^-^ to what ^-^ end awe >w< aww ^.^ these wowds? -HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, let me >w< be OwO so bowd as ÚwÚ ask you, -OwO Did you ÚwÚ yet >w< evew UwU see >_< Baptista's ^.^ daughtew? -TWANyIO. No, ;;w;; siw, uWu but hear I ^-^ do UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; two: -The ^-^ onye as :3 famous uWu fow :3 a scolding :33 tongue -UwU As :3 is OwO the uWu othew uWu fow uWu beauteous ;;w;; modesty. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, OwO the first's uWu fow me; let xDD hew >w< go by. -;;w;; GWEMIO. xDD Yea, xDD weave UwU that >_< wabouw ^-^ to gweat Hercules, -And let ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ mowe than >_> Awcides' twewve. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> Siw, undewstand you :3 this >_> of uWu me, in ^w^ sooth: -The ^w^ youngest >_> daughtew, xDD whom you xDD heawken for, -Her fathew >_< keeps ^-^ fwom >w< aww access >_> of >_< suitows, -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot pwomise xDD hew ^-^ to ^-^ any man -^.^ Untiw OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew ^-^ sistew ^.^ fiwst >w< be >_< wed. -The ^.^ youngew then :3 is ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> befowe. -TWANyIO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you awe OwO the man -Must stead OwO us aww, ÚwÚ and me ÚwÚ amongst OwO the west; -And ^-^ if you >_< bweak OwO the x3 ice, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 this feat, ->_< Achieve OwO the ^-^ ewdew, xDD set OwO the ^.^ youngew free ->_< Fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ access- uWu whose :3 hap uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so gwacewess >w< be ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; ingwate. -HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, you uWu say well, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww you ^-^ do x3 conceive; -And >_< since you ^-^ do UwU pwofess ^-^ to >w< be :3 a suitow, -You xDD must, as ^-^ we uWu do, ;;w;; gwatify :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ we >w< aww west generally beholding. -TWANyIO. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ swack; in >w< sign whereof, -UwU Pwease ye ^-^ we ^-^ may contrive :3 this ^-^ aftewnyoon, -And ;;w;; quaff carouses ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 mistwess' ^w^ heawth; -And ^-^ do as advewsawies ^-^ do in waw- -^-^ Stwive ^-^ mightiwy, uWu but xDD eat ÚwÚ and dwink as >_< fwiends. -GRUMIO, BIONDELLO. :3 O excellent motion! >w< Fewwows, wet's >w< be gone. -HOWTENSIO. The ^.^ motion's good :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -Petruchio, I uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw xDD ben ^.^ venyuto. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ÚwÚ Iw. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -uWu Padua. BAPTISTA'S house - -x3 Entew KATHERINA ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA - -BIANCA. Good ;;w;; sistew, :33 wwong me ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow :33 wwong OwO youwsewf, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >w< bondmaid ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ swave >_> of :3 me- -:33 That I disdain; uWu but uWu fow ^.^ these uWu othew ;;w;; gawds, -ÚwÚ Unbind my x3 hands, I'll >_< puww them x3 off ÚwÚ mysewf, -xDD Yea, >w< aww my raiment, ^-^ to my UwU petticoat; -Ow what you uWu wiww xDD command me uWu wiww I uWu do, -^w^ So ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow my >_> duty ^-^ to my ^w^ ewdews. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. x3 Of >w< aww >w< thy suitows here I chawge ÚwÚ thee tell -x3 Whom :3 thou lov'st >_> best. ^w^ See :3 thou dissembwe not. -BIANCA. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; sistew, >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 men x3 awive -I never ÚwÚ yet x3 behewd UwU that speciaw ;;w;; face -^w^ Which I :33 couwd fancy ^-^ mowe than ^-^ any other. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Minion, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot Hortensio? -BIANCA. >w< If you :3 affect ^w^ him, ;;w;; sistew, here I uWu sweaw -I'll >w< pwead uWu fow you ^-^ mysewf uWu but you uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> him. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 O then, ;;w;; bewike, you fancy riches mowe: -You uWu wiww ^.^ have >_> Gwemio ^-^ to ^-^ keep you x3 faiw. -BIANCA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu fow him you ^-^ do >_< envy me so? -;;w;; Nyay, then you x3 jest; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow I ;;w;; weww pewceive -You ^.^ have uWu but :33 jested with me >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. -I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ sistew x3 Kate, x3 untie my hands. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< [Stwikes :3 hew] >w< If UwU that >w< be >w< jest, then OwO an OwO the west ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ so. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; BAPTISTA - ->_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^.^ dame! >_> Whence grows :3 this insolence? -Bianca, ^.^ stand aside- UwU poow >w< giww! ^.^ she OwO weeps. -:3 [He :33 unbinds :3 hew] -uWu Go xDD pwy >w< thy >_< nyeedwe; meddle ^.^ nyot with :3 hew. ->_< Fow shame, :3 thou hiwding >_> of :3 a uWu deviwish ^.^ spiwit, -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou :33 wwong xDD hew UwU that >_> did :33 nye'ew :33 wwong OwO thee? -When >_> did ^.^ she cross ÚwÚ thee with :3 a :33 bittew UwU wowd? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Her siwence >_> fwouts uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be x3 weveng'd. -;;w;; [Fwies aftew ^w^ BIANCA] ->_> BAPTISTA. >_> What, in my >w< sight? Bianca, >_< get ÚwÚ thee in. -Exit ^-^ BIANCA -^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> What, uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot suffer x3 me? ;;w;; Nyay, :3 nyow I UwU see -She :3 is >_> youw tweasuwe, ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ husband; -I >w< must ^-^ dance bare-foot uWu on xDD hew UwU wedding-day, -And uWu fow >_> youw love ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; wead apes in ÚwÚ heww. -x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me; I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, -;;w;; Tiww I can find >w< occasion >_> of wevenge. Exit KATHERINA ->_> BAPTISTA. >_> Was >w< evew ^-^ gentweman ;;w;; thus :3 gwiev'd as x3 I? -But ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew OwO GWEMIO, with WUCENTIO in OwO the :33 habit >_> of :3 a UwU mean >w< man; -PETWUCHIO, with ^.^ HOWTENSIO as :3 a musician; ÚwÚ and TRANIO, -as ^w^ WUCENTIO, with his OwO boy, BIONDELLO, beawing :3 a lute ÚwÚ and :33 books - -;;w;; GWEMIO. Good ^.^ mowwow, UwU nyeighbouw :33 Baptista. ->_> BAPTISTA. Good ^.^ mowwow, UwU nyeighbouw Gremio. -:3 God :33 save you, ^.^ gentwemen! -^-^ PETWUCHIO. And you, good :3 siw! >_> Pway, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot :3 a daughter -UwU Caww'd ^w^ Kathewinya, fair ÚwÚ and :33 viwtuous? ->_> BAPTISTA. I ^.^ have :3 a >_> daughtew, ;;w;; siw, xDD caww'd Katherina. -;;w;; GWEMIO. You awe xDD too >_> bwunt; >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ it owdewwy. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. You :33 wwong uWu me, UwU Signyiow Gremio; ^w^ give me weave. -I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of Vewonya, ;;w;; siw, -That, hearing >_> of xDD hew x3 beauty ÚwÚ and xDD hew wit, -Her affabiwity ÚwÚ and bashful modesty, -Her :3 wondwous ^-^ quawities ÚwÚ and mild :33 behaviouw, -OwO Am bowd ^-^ to show ^-^ mysewf :3 a :3 fowwawd uWu guest -xDD Within >_> youw OwO house, ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< minye eye OwO the witness -x3 Of UwU that wepowt ;;w;; which I OwO so ^w^ oft ^.^ have UwU heawd. -And, uWu fow OwO an entwance ^-^ to my >_> entewtainment, -I ^-^ do ÚwÚ pwesent you with :3 a man >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -UwU [Pwesenting HOWTENSIO] -^-^ Cunnying in music ÚwÚ and OwO the mathematics, -ÚwÚ To uWu instwuct xDD hew x3 fuwwy in x3 those uWu sciences, -^.^ Wheweof I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< ignyowant. -OwO Accept >_> of ^w^ him, ^w^ ow ewse you ^-^ do me wwong- -His name :3 is Licio, :3 bown in :33 Mantua. ->_> BAPTISTA. Y'awe welcome, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu fow >_> youw good OwO sake; -But uWu fow my daughter ;;w;; Kathewinye, :3 this I >w< knyow, -She :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw turn, OwO the ^-^ mowe my ^w^ gwief. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I UwU see you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean ^-^ to part with UwU hew; -Ow ewse you >_< wike ^.^ nyot >_> of my :33 company. ->_> BAPTISTA. :3 Mistake me not; I speak uWu but as I >_< find. ->_> Whence awe you, sir? What ^-^ may I caww >_> youw name? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Petwuchio :3 is my uWu nyame, ^.^ Antonyio's UwU son, -OwO A man ;;w;; weww OwO knyown ;;w;; thwoughout >w< aww :3 Itawy. ->_> BAPTISTA. I xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww; you awe ^-^ wewcome uWu fow his sake. -;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 Saving >_> youw :3 tawe, Petruchio, I pray, ->_> Wet OwO us UwU that awe UwU poow ^-^ petitionyews speak ^w^ too. -uWu Bacawe! you awe ^-^ mawvewwous :3 fowwawd. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, UwU Signyiow xDD Gwemio! I would fain >w< be doing. -;;w;; GWEMIO. I x3 doubt ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, siw; uWu but you uWu wiww ^w^ cuwse >_> youw wooing. -Neighbour, :3 this :3 is :3 a >_> gift vewy >_> gwatefuw, I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_> of it. ÚwÚ To -express OwO the >_< wike >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU that ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe kindwy -OwO behowding ^-^ to you than >_< any, ^-^ fweewy ^w^ give x3 unto you :3 this x3 young -:3 schowaw UwU [Pwesenting LUCENTIO] UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been wong ^-^ studying at -xDD Wheims; as ÚwÚ cunnying in Greek, UwU Watin, ÚwÚ and uWu othew :3 wanguages, as OwO the -uWu othew in music ÚwÚ and ^-^ mathematics. His name :3 is :3 Cambio. ;;w;; Pway accept -his uWu sewvice. ->_> BAPTISTA. OwO A ^w^ thousand UwU thanks, UwU Signyiow Gremio. Wewcome, good :3 Cambio. -uWu [To TWANyIO] But, gentwe ;;w;; siw, >w< methinks you ÚwÚ wawk >_< wike :3 a >w< stwangew. -May I >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the cause >_> of >_> youw :33 coming? -TWANyIO. Pawdon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, OwO the :3 bowdnyess :3 is >_< minye >_> own -That, being :3 a ^w^ stwangew in :3 this :33 city ;;w;; hewe, -Do ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to >_> youw >_> daughtew, -^.^ Unto Bianca, fair ÚwÚ and OwO viwtuous. -Nyow :3 is >_> youw ^w^ fiwm :3 wesowve uWu unknyown ^-^ to me -UwU In OwO the ^.^ pwefewment >_> of OwO the ewdest sistew. -:3 This ;;w;; wibewty :3 is >w< aww UwU that I request- -That, x3 upon knowledge >_> of my x3 pawentage, -I ^-^ may ^.^ have ^-^ wewcome 'mongst OwO the west UwU that woo, -And free access ÚwÚ and :3 favouw as OwO the ^-^ west. -And towawd OwO the uWu education >_> of >_> youw daughters -I here bestow :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe instrument, -And :3 this small >_< packet >_> of UwU Gweek ÚwÚ and Watin ^-^ books. ->w< If you accept ;;w;; them, then theiw wowth :3 is ÚwÚ gweat. ->_> BAPTISTA. xDD Wucentio :3 is >_> youw name? x3 Of whence, I pray? -TWANyIO. x3 Of >w< Pisa, siw; :3 son ^-^ to ^-^ Vincentio. ->_> BAPTISTA. OwO A :3 mighty man >_> of Pisa. By wepowt -I xDD knyow him :33 weww. You awe vewy welcome, sir. -;;w;; Take you OwO the lute, ÚwÚ and you OwO the xDD set >_> of ^-^ books; -You uWu shaww >w< go UwU see >_> youw pupils >_> pwesentwy. -Howwa, uWu within! - -x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - -Sirrah, ;;w;; wead ^.^ these gentlemen -ÚwÚ To my daughters; ÚwÚ and tell them uWu both -^.^ These awe theiw tutows. UwU Bid them ;;w;; use them :33 weww. - -Exit ^.^ SEWVANT leading ^.^ HOWTENSIO cawwying OwO the lute -ÚwÚ and WUCENTIO with OwO the :33 books - -We uWu wiww >w< go ÚwÚ wawk :3 a wittwe in OwO the owchawd, -And then ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. You awe >_< passing welcome, -And OwO so I pray you >w< aww ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ youwsewves. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, my ^-^ businyess ;;w;; asketh haste, -And every :3 day I cannyot come ^-^ to UwU woo. -You knew my fathew well, ÚwÚ and in him uWu me, -x3 Weft :33 sowewy ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to >w< aww his x3 wands ÚwÚ and >_< goods, -^w^ Which I ^.^ have ^.^ bettewed wathew than >_< decweas'd. -;;w;; Then tell uWu me, ^-^ if I >_< get >_> youw :33 daughtew's love, -What dowwy uWu shaww I ^.^ have with xDD hew ^-^ to x3 wife? ->_> BAPTISTA. :33 Aftew my >_< death, OwO the ^-^ onye half >_> of my x3 wands -And, in OwO possession, twenty ^w^ thousand crowns. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. And uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ dowwy, I'll assuwe xDD hew >_> of -Her >w< widowhood, >w< be ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ she uWu suwvive uWu me, -UwU In >w< aww my x3 wands ÚwÚ and :33 weases >_> whatsoevew. ->_> Wet ^w^ speciawities >w< be OwO thewefowe :33 dwawn :3 between >w< us, -:33 That uWu cuvnyants ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ kept uWu on ;;w;; eithew hand. ->_> BAPTISTA. >w< Ay, when OwO the speciaw xDD thing :3 is ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ obtain'd, -:33 That ;;w;; is, xDD hew :33 wuv; uWu fow UwU that :3 is >w< aww in all. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that :3 is OwO nyothing; uWu fow I tell you, fathew, -I x3 am as pewemptowy as ^.^ she >_< pwoud-minded; -And xDD whewe two >_< waging fiwes ^.^ meet togethew, -^.^ They ^-^ do consume OwO the xDD thing UwU that feeds theiw fury. -^-^ Though wittwe x3 fiwe grows gweat with wittwe wind, ->_> Yet extreme ^-^ gusts uWu wiww blow >_< out x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and all. -^w^ So I ^-^ to UwU hew, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ she >w< yiewds ^-^ to me; ->_< Fow I x3 am :3 wough, ÚwÚ and ^w^ woo ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; babe. ->_> BAPTISTA. ^.^ Weww uWu mayst :3 thou woo, ÚwÚ and x3 happy >w< be >w< thy ÚwÚ speed -But >w< be :3 thou UwU awm'd uWu fow >w< some OwO unhappy wowds. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. >w< Ay, ^-^ to OwO the proof, as uWu mountains awe uWu fow ^.^ winds, -:33 That >_< shake ^.^ nyot >w< though uWu they blow :3 pewpetuawwy. - -;;w;; We-entew HOWTENSIO, with his head x3 bwoke - ->_> BAPTISTA. OwO How nyow, my x3 fwiend! UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook OwO so UwU pawe? -HOWTENSIO. >_< Fow feaw, I pwomise you, ^-^ if I ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ pawe. ->_> BAPTISTA. >_> What, uWu wiww my daughter ^w^ pwuv :3 a good uWu musician? -HOWTENSIO. I ÚwÚ think she'll sooner ^w^ pwuv :3 a ;;w;; sowdiew: -Iwon ^-^ may howd with UwU hew, uWu but never wutes. ->_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot >_< bweak xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ wute? -HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Why, no; uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke OwO the lute ^-^ to >_> me. -I >_> did uWu but tell xDD hew ^.^ she mistook xDD hew fwets, -And bow'd xDD hew hand ^-^ to teach xDD hew fingering, -^w^ When, with :3 a UwU most impatient uWu deviwish ^.^ spiwit, -UwU 'Fwets, caww you :3 these?' OwO quoth ^.^ she 'I'll fume with ;;w;; them.' -And with UwU that >_> wowd ^.^ she struck me uWu on OwO the uWu head, -And OwO thwough OwO the ^.^ instwument my OwO pate :3 made OwO way; -And there I ÚwÚ stood amazed uWu fow :3 a ^w^ whiwe, -UwU As uWu on :3 a piwwowy, looking OwO thwough OwO the lute, -OwO Whiwe ^.^ she >_> did caww me >w< wascaw :3 fiddwew -And uWu twangwing >w< Jack, with twenty such :3 viwe terms, -UwU As ^.^ she xDD had ^.^ studied ^-^ to misuse me ÚwÚ so. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow, uWu by OwO the UwU wowwd, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >w< wusty ;;w;; wench; -I love xDD hew >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe than e'ew I ÚwÚ did. -:33 O, how I wong ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< some :33 chat with her! ->_> BAPTISTA. Weww, >w< go with uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so ^w^ discomfited; -x3 Pwoceed in practice with my ^.^ youngew ^-^ daughtew; -x3 She's :3 apt ^-^ to learn, ÚwÚ and thankfuw uWu fow good uWu tuwns. -UwU Signyiow Petruchio, uWu wiww you >w< go with >w< us, -Ow uWu shaww I ^-^ send my daughter OwO Kate ^-^ to you? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I pray you do. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but :3 PETWUCHIO -I'll ^.^ attend xDD hew ;;w;; hewe, -And ^w^ woo xDD hew with >w< some spirit when ^.^ she comes. -Say UwU that ^.^ she UwU waiw; >_> why, then I'll tell xDD hew ;;w;; pwain -She ;;w;; sings as OwO sweetwy as :3 a nightingale. -Say UwU that ^.^ she ^.^ fwown; I'll uWu say ^.^ she looks as ;;w;; cweaw -UwU As xDD mownying >w< woses newly :33 wash'd with dew. -Say ^.^ she >w< be xDD mute, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak :3 a ^w^ wowd; -;;w;; Then I'll ÚwÚ commend xDD hew >w< vowubiwity, -And uWu say ^.^ she utteweth ^.^ piewcing eloquence. ->w< If ^.^ she ^-^ do ;;w;; bid me xDD pack, I'll ^w^ give xDD hew UwU thanks, -UwU As >w< though ^.^ she ;;w;; bid me stay uWu by xDD hew :3 a ;;w;; week; ->w< If ^.^ she deny ^-^ to ^-^ wed, I'll crave OwO the :3 day -When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask OwO the ÚwÚ banns, ÚwÚ and when >w< be :3 mawwied. -But here ^.^ she >w< comes; x3 :Wnd.nyow, Petruchio, speak. - -x3 Entew KATHERINA - -Good ^.^ mowwow, >_> Kate- uWu fow that's >_> youw uWu nyame, I heaw. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ Weww ^.^ have you heard, uWu but xDD something ^-^ hawd >_> of >w< heawing: -^.^ They caww me ;;w;; Kathewinye UwU that ^-^ do talk >_> of >_> me. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. You >_< wie, in :33 faith, uWu fow you awe xDD caww'd ;;w;; pwain x3 Kate, -And OwO bonny x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes OwO Kate OwO the xDD cuwst; -But, x3 Kate, OwO the pwettiest OwO Kate in OwO Chwistendom, -OwO Kate >_> of OwO Kate >_> Haww, my uWu supew-dainty x3 Kate, ->_< Fow UwU dainties awe >w< aww >_> Kates, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, x3 Kate, -;;w;; Take :3 this >_> of uWu me, OwO Kate >_> of my consowation- -^w^ Heawing >w< thy :33 miwdnyess ^.^ pwais'd in every ;;w;; town, -x3 Thy viwtues xDD spoke :33 of, ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 beauty :33 sounded, ->_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO so >_< deepwy as ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee belongs, -Myself x3 am ;;w;; mov'd ^-^ to ^w^ woo ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my wife. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Mov'd! in good UwU time! >_> Wet him UwU that ;;w;; mov'd you UwU hithew -^.^ Wemuv you ^-^ hence. I knew you at OwO the ^.^ fiwst -You ;;w;; wewe :3 a muvabwe. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's :3 a >w< muvabwe? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A join'd-stoow. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Thou x3 hast :3 hit it. ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit uWu on >_> me. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Asses awe :3 made ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and OwO so awe you. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. xDD Women awe :3 made ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and OwO so awe you. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Nyo such jade as you, ^-^ if me you mean. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Awas, good x3 Kate, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> buwden thee! ->_< Fow, ÚwÚ knyowing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be uWu but x3 young ÚwÚ and uWu wight- -^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Too ^.^ wight uWu fow such :3 a OwO swain as you ^-^ to catch; -And ÚwÚ yet as :33 heavy as my OwO weight shouwd UwU be. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Shouwd xDD be! should- ;;w;; buzz! -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ Weww ta'en, ÚwÚ and >_< wike :3 a buzzawd. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 O, swow-wing'd >w< tuwtwe, uWu shaww :3 a uWu buzzawd UwU take OwO thee? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< Ay, uWu fow :3 a >w< tuwtwe, as ^.^ he ^-^ takes :3 a buzzawd. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you :3 wasp; >w< i' :33 faith, you awe xDD too xDD angwy. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< If I >w< be waspish, :33 best UwU bewawe my sting. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU My ^.^ wemedy :3 is then ^-^ to xDD pwuck ^.^ it >_< out. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if OwO the OwO foow :33 couwd find ^.^ it xDD whewe ^.^ it wies. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot xDD whewe :3 a ;;w;; wasp OwO does wear his xDD sting? -UwU In his tail. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. UwU In his OwO tongue. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Whose tongue? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Youws, ^-^ if you talk >_> of ^.^ tawes; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> What, with my :33 tongue in >_> youw ÚwÚ taiw? ;;w;; Nyay, come uWu again, -Good OwO Kate; I x3 am :3 a gentleman. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. :33 That I'll try. [She strikes xDD him] -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu sweaw I'll ^w^ cuff you, ^-^ if you strike again. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^w^ So ^-^ may you wose >_> youw arms. ->w< If you strike uWu me, you awe nyo ^w^ gentweman; -And ^-^ if nyo ;;w;; gentweman, x3 why then nyo arms. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A x3 hewawd, Kate? :33 O, >w< put me in >w< thy x3 books! -^.^ KATHEWINyA. What :3 is >_> youw crest- :3 a UwU coxcomb? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A combless :3 cock, OwO so OwO Kate uWu wiww >w< be my :33 hen. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Nyo ^.^ cock >_> of ^-^ minye: you crow xDD too >_< wike :3 a cwaven. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, x3 Kate, x3 come; you >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook OwO so sour. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^w^ It :3 is my x3 fashion, when I UwU see :3 a OwO cwab. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's nyo x3 cwab; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot sour. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Thewe ;;w;; is, there is. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Then show ^.^ it >_> me. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Had I :3 a :3 gwass I ^w^ wouwd. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> What, you UwU mean my face? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ Weww ^-^ aim'd >_> of such :3 a x3 young ^w^ onye. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow, uWu by x3 Saint >_> Geowge, I x3 am xDD too x3 young uWu fow you. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Yet you awe withew'd. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ 'Tis with :3 cawes. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I cawe not. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, hear you, >_> Kate- in UwU sooth, you ^w^ scape ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I ;;w;; chafe you, ^-^ if I ^-^ tawwy; let me ^.^ go. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< whit; I find you >_< passing gentle. -ÚwÚ 'Twas told me you ;;w;; wewe :3 wough, ÚwÚ and xDD coy, ÚwÚ and >_< suwwen, -And :3 nyow I find wepowt :3 a vewy liar; ->_< Fow :3 thou art ÚwÚ pweasant, xDD gamesome, >_< passing :33 couwteous, -But uWu swow in speech, ÚwÚ yet ^w^ sweet as x3 spwingtime xDD fwowews. -Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwown, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; askance, -Nyow bite OwO the lip, as :3 angwy wenches wiww, -Nyow x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to >w< be cross in x3 tawk; -But :3 thou with :33 miwdnyess entewtain'st >w< thy :33 wooews; -x3 With gentwe conference, ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and affabwe. -UwU Why OwO does OwO the x3 wowwd wepowt UwU that OwO Kate doth limp? -:3 O sland'rous world! OwO Kate >_< wike OwO the ^-^ hazew-twig -^-^ Is straight ÚwÚ and slender, ÚwÚ and as xDD bwown in hue -UwU As :3 hazew-nyuts, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweetew than OwO the UwU kewnyews. -:33 O, let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee walk. Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot UwU hawt. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Go, fool, ÚwÚ and xDD whom :3 thou :33 keep'st ^.^ command. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Did >w< evew xDD Dian OwO so ÚwÚ become :3 a :3 gwuv -UwU As OwO Kate :3 this ;;w;; chambew with xDD hew >_< pwincewy ÚwÚ gait? -:33 O, >w< be :3 thou >_> Dian, ÚwÚ and let xDD hew >w< be OwO Kate; -And then let OwO Kate >w< be chaste, ÚwÚ and xDD Dian UwU spowtfuw! -^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Whewe >_> did you study >w< aww :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy UwU speech? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ extempowe, ^-^ fwom my mothew wit. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A ^w^ witty mothew! witless ewse xDD hew :33 son. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot wise? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. x3 Yes, ^-^ keep you wawm. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, OwO so I >_> mean, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Kathewinye, in >w< thy bed. -And ^.^ thewefowe, setting >w< aww :3 this :33 chat :33 aside, -ÚwÚ Thus in ;;w;; pwain tewms: >_> youw fathew ;;w;; hath >_> consented -:33 That you uWu shaww >w< be my UwU wife >_> youw dowwy gweed OwO on; -And uWu wiww you, nyiww you, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy you. -Nyow, x3 Kate, I x3 am :3 a xDD husband uWu fow >_> youw tuwn; ->_< Fow, uWu by :3 this >_< wight, whereby I UwU see >w< thy :3 beauty, -x3 Thy x3 beauty UwU that doth ^-^ make me >_< wike ÚwÚ thee well, -Thou >w< must >w< be married ^-^ to nyo man uWu but me; ->_< Fow I x3 am ^.^ he x3 am :3 bown ^-^ to ^w^ tame you, x3 Kate, -And bwing you ^-^ fwom :3 a wiwd OwO Kate ^-^ to :3 a OwO Kate -xDD Confowmabwe as uWu othew househowd >_> Kates. - -;;w;; We-entew x3 BAPTISTA, OwO GWEMIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ TWANyIO - -;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw father. uWu Nyevew ^-^ make denyiaw; -I >w< must ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ have ;;w;; Kathewinye ^-^ to my wife. ->_> BAPTISTA. Nyow, UwU Signyiow Petruchio, how ÚwÚ speed you with my ^.^ daughtew? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO How uWu but well, sir? how uWu but uWu weww? -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe impossibwe I shouwd ÚwÚ speed OwO amiss. ->_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, daughter ;;w;; Kathewinye, in >_> youw x3 dumps? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Caww you me ^.^ daughtew? Nyow I pwomise you -You ^.^ have show'd :3 a >w< tendew :3 fathewwy ^-^ wegawd -ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish me wed ^-^ to ^-^ onye half lunatic, -OwO A mad-cap >_< wuffian ÚwÚ and :3 a sweawing >w< Jack, -:33 That OwO thinks with oaths ^-^ to ;;w;; face OwO the matter >_< out. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Father, 'tis ^.^ thus: yourself ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd -:33 That >w< tawk'd >_> of xDD hew ^.^ have >w< tawk'd ÚwÚ amiss >_> of :3 hew. ->w< If ^.^ she >w< be uWu cuwst, ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow ÚwÚ powicy, -For,she's ^.^ nyot :3 fwowawd, uWu but modest as OwO the dove; -She :3 is ^.^ nyot hot, uWu but uWu tempewate as OwO the mown; ->_< Fow >_< patience ^.^ she uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a uWu second :3 Gwissew, -And Woman ÚwÚ Wucwece uWu fow xDD hew chastity. -And, ^-^ to conclude, ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> 'gweed OwO so ;;w;; weww >_> togethew -:33 That x3 upon xDD Sunday :3 is OwO the :33 wedding-day. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd uWu on xDD Sunday >_> fiwst. -;;w;; GWEMIO. Hawk, x3 Petwuchio; ^.^ she :33 says she'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd >_> fiwst. -TWANyIO. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw speeding? ;;w;; Nyay, then xDD good-nyight ^-^ ouw part! -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Be :3 patient, >_< gentwemen. I OwO choose xDD hew uWu fow mysewf; ->w< If ^.^ she ÚwÚ and I >w< be pleas'd, ^w^ what's UwU that ^-^ to you? -^.^ 'Tis bargain'd :33 'twixt OwO us OwO twain, being xDD awonye, -:33 That ^.^ she uWu shaww still >w< be curst in :33 company. -I tell you 'tis ÚwÚ incwedibwe ^-^ to bewieve. -OwO How >w< much ^.^ she loves :3 me- :33 O, OwO the xDD kindest x3 Kate! -She :3 hung about my neck, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss uWu on ÚwÚ kiss -She uWu vied OwO so :3 fast, ^w^ pwotesting OwO oath uWu on ^-^ oath, -:33 That in :3 a xDD twink ^.^ she xDD won me ^-^ to xDD hew wuv. -:33 O, you awe novices! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a x3 wowwd ^-^ to >_> see, -OwO How >_> tame, when x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women awe xDD awonye, -OwO A ^w^ meacock ÚwÚ wwetch can ^-^ make OwO the xDD cuwstest xDD shwew. ->w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, OwO Kate; I uWu wiww x3 unto >_> Venyice, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy apparel >w< 'gainst OwO the :33 wedding-day. -xDD Pwovide OwO the >w< feast, fathew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO the ^.^ guests; -I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ suwe my ;;w;; Kathewinye uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ finye. ->_> BAPTISTA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to ^w^ say; uWu but ^w^ give me >_> youw hands. -:3 God ^-^ send you joy, ^-^ Petwuchio! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^w^ match. -OwO GWEMIO, TWANyIO. ;;w;; Amen, uWu say ÚwÚ we; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be x3 witnyesses. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Father, ÚwÚ and xDD wife, ÚwÚ and gentlemen, ^.^ adieu. -I uWu wiww ^-^ to ;;w;; Venyice; xDD Sunday comes uWu apace; -We uWu wiww ^.^ have rings ÚwÚ and OwO things, ÚwÚ and fine UwU awway; -And ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, OwO Kate; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be married :3 a OwO Sunday. ->_< Exeunt :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and KATHERINA :3 sevewawwy -;;w;; GWEMIO. >_> Was >w< evew ^-^ match ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO up OwO so suddenwy? ->_> BAPTISTA. OwO Faith, gentlemen, :3 nyow I xDD pway :3 a UwU mewchant's UwU pawt, -And venture :3 madwy uWu on :3 a desperate OwO mawt. -TWANyIO. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a UwU commodity uWu way ÚwÚ fwetting uWu by OwO you; -'Twiww bwing you gain, ^w^ ow pewish uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ seas. ->_> BAPTISTA. The >_< gain I >w< seek :3 is >_> quiet in OwO the ^w^ match. -;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 Nyo x3 doubt uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ got :3 a >_> quiet xDD catch. -But nyow, >w< Baptista, ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ youngew daughter: -Nyow :3 is OwO the :3 day ^-^ we wong ^.^ have looked UwU fow; -I x3 am >_> youw uWu nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was OwO suitow >_> fiwst. -TWANyIO. And I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that love ;;w;; Bianca ^-^ mowe ->w< Than uWu wowds can witness ^w^ ow >_> youw >_> thoughts can guess. -;;w;; GWEMIO. Youngwing, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot love OwO so dear as :3 I. -TWANyIO. Greybeard, >w< thy love doth freeze. -;;w;; GWEMIO. But UwU thinye doth fry. -^w^ Skippew, ^.^ stand >w< back; 'tis :3 age UwU that nyouwisheth. -TWANyIO. But xDD youth in ladies' eyes UwU that flourisheth. ->_> BAPTISTA. Content you, gentlemen; I uWu wiww compound :3 this ^-^ stwife. -^.^ 'Tis deeds >w< must ^.^ win OwO the prize, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> of uWu both -:33 That can assuwe my daughter :3 gweatest dowew -:33 Shaww ^.^ have my ^-^ Bianca's wuv. -Say, UwU Signyiow uWu Gwemio, what can you assuwe uWu hew? -;;w;; GWEMIO. First, as you >w< knyow, my house within OwO the :33 city -^-^ Is richly furnished with ^w^ pwate ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowd, -x3 Basins ÚwÚ and ewers ^-^ to lave xDD hew dainty OwO hands; -UwU My hangings >w< aww >_> of Tywian tapestry; -UwU In ivory OwO coffews I ^.^ have ^w^ stuff'd my xDD cwowns; -UwU In UwU cypwess uWu chests my awwas ^w^ countewpoints, -Costwy :3 appawew, tents, ÚwÚ and ^w^ canyopies, -OwO Finye winyen, ^-^ Tuwkey ^-^ cushions :3 boss'd with pearl, -OwO Vawance >_> of Venyice gold in ^w^ nyeedwe-wowk; -Pewtew ÚwÚ and xDD bwass, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things UwU that ;;w;; bewongs -ÚwÚ To house ^w^ ow >w< housekeeping. ;;w;; Then at my ^.^ fawm -I ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ miwch-kinye ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ paiw, ->_> Six scowe UwU fat ^.^ oxen standing in my stalls, -And >w< aww >w< things answerable ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; powtion. -Myself x3 am struck in yeaws, I >w< must UwU confess; -And ^-^ if I die to-morrow :3 this :3 is x3 hews, ->w< If UwU whiwst I live ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be only x3 minye. -TWANyIO. :33 That 'only' came ;;w;; weww in. >_> Siw, list ^-^ to :3 me: -I x3 am my >_< fathew's ÚwÚ heiw ÚwÚ and only :3 son; ->w< If I ^-^ may ^.^ have >_> youw daughter ^-^ to my xDD wife, -I'll xDD weave xDD hew ;;w;; houses three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw as good -xDD Within rich Pisa's >_< wawws as ^-^ any ^-^ onye -Old UwU Signyiow >_> Gwemio >_> has in ^-^ Padua; -Besides two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats uWu by OwO the yeaw -x3 Of :3 fwuitfuw wand, >w< aww ;;w;; which uWu shaww >w< be xDD hew UwU jointuwe. ->_> What, ^.^ have I ^.^ pinch'd you, UwU Signyiow >w< Gwemio? -;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats uWu by OwO the yeaw >_> of wand! -^-^ [Aside] UwU My ^.^ wand xDD amounts ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO so >w< much in xDD aww.- -:33 That ^.^ she uWu shaww x3 have, >w< besides OwO an argosy -:33 That :3 nyow :3 is lying in >_< Mawseiwwes road. ->_> What, ^.^ have I >_< chok'd you with OwO an awgosy? -TWANyIO. uWu Gwemio, 'tis OwO knyown my fathew ;;w;; hath nyo less ->w< Than three gweat >_> awgosies, >w< besides two >w< gawwiasses, -And twewve :33 tight xDD gawweys. ^.^ These I uWu wiww assuwe UwU hew, -And ^w^ twice as >w< much >_> whate'ew :3 thou ;;w;; off'west next. -;;w;; GWEMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have x3 off'wed uWu aww; I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe; -And ^.^ she can ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe than >w< aww I ^.^ have; ->w< If you >_< wike uWu me, ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ have me ÚwÚ and x3 minye. -TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the maid :3 is >_< minye ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd -By >_> youw ^w^ fiwm x3 pwomise; >_> Gwemio :3 is out-vied. ->_> BAPTISTA. I >w< must x3 confess >_> youw :3 offew :3 is OwO the best; -And let >_> youw fathew ^-^ make xDD hew OwO the assuwance, -She :3 is >_> youw >w< own. Else, you >w< must pawdon me; ->w< If you shouwd die before ^w^ him, ^w^ whewe's xDD hew ^-^ dowew? -TWANyIO. ^.^ That's uWu but :3 a >_> caviw; ^.^ he :3 is >_> owd, I young. -;;w;; GWEMIO. And ^-^ may ^.^ nyot x3 young x3 men die as ;;w;; weww as xDD owd? ->_> BAPTISTA. Weww, gentlemen, -I x3 am ;;w;; thus wesowv'd: uWu on xDD Sunday next you xDD knyow -UwU My daughter ;;w;; Kathewinye :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ mawwied; -Nyow, uWu on OwO the xDD Sunday following uWu shaww ;;w;; Bianca -Be ^w^ bwide ^-^ to you, ^-^ if you ^-^ make :3 this ÚwÚ assuwance; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to UwU Signyiow Gremio. -And OwO so I UwU take my leave, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you >_> both. -;;w;; GWEMIO. Adieu, good xDD nyeighbouw. Exit ;;w;; BAPTISTA -Nyow, I ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee not. -Sirrah x3 young UwU gamestew, >_> youw fathew ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO foow -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee aww, ÚwÚ and in his OwO wanying :3 age -ÚwÚ Set foot uWu undew >w< thy ^-^ tabwe. UwU Tut, :3 a UwU toy! -An ^.^ owd >w< Itawian :3 fox :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so kind, my ÚwÚ boy. Exit -TWANyIO. OwO A ;;w;; vengeance uWu on >_> youw crafty withered hide! ->_> Yet I ^.^ have ^-^ fac'd ^.^ it with :3 a ^-^ cawd >_> of uWu ten. -^.^ 'Tis in my head ^-^ to ^-^ do my ^w^ mastew good: -I UwU see nyo reason uWu but suppos'd xDD Wucentio -Must >_< get :3 a fathew, xDD caww'd suppos'd Vincentio; -And that's :3 a :33 wondew- fathews ^-^ commonwy -Do >_< get theiw >_> chiwdwen; uWu but in :3 this UwU case >_> of :3 wooing -OwO A >w< chiwd uWu shaww >_< get :3 a >_> siwe, ^-^ if I x3 faiw ^.^ nyot >_> of my UwU cunnying. -Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -uWu Padua. BAPTISTA'S house - -x3 Entew WUCENTIO as xDD CAMBIO, ^.^ HOWTENSIO as ^.^ WICIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA - -UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Fiddwew, forbear; you gwow xDD too x3 fowwawd, sir. ->_< Have you OwO so >_> soon ;;w;; fowgot OwO the >_> entewtainment -Her ^-^ sistew ;;w;; Kathewinye ^w^ wewcome'd you UwU withaw? -HOWTENSIO. But, :33 wwangwing :3 pedant, :3 this :3 is -The ÚwÚ patwonyess >_> of ^w^ heavenwy >w< hawmony. -;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD pwewogative; -And when in music ^-^ we ^.^ have spent OwO an xDD houw, -Your >_< wectuwe uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 weisuwe uWu fow as ^w^ much. -UwU WUCENTIO. Preposterous ass, UwU that never ;;w;; wead OwO so :3 faw -ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the cause x3 why music ÚwÚ was >_> owdain'd! ->_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 wefwesh OwO the :33 mind >_> of man -:33 Aftew his studies ^w^ ow his >_< usuaw UwU pain? -;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ;;w;; wead ^w^ phiwosophy, -And >_< whiwe I :3 pause sewve in >_> youw >w< hawmony. -HOWTENSIO. Sirrah, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ these ;;w;; bwaves >_> of >w< thinye. -BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, gentlemen, you ^-^ do me double :33 wwong -ÚwÚ To ^-^ stwive uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 westeth in my x3 choice. -I awn nyo ^w^ bweeching :3 schowaw in OwO the schoows, -I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be tied ^-^ to ^w^ houws :3 nyow OwO 'pointed times, -But learn my wessons as I >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. -And ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off >w< aww :33 stwife: here ^-^ sit ^-^ we ;;w;; down; -;;w;; Take you >_> youw instrument, xDD pway you OwO the ÚwÚ whiwes! -His >_< wectuwe uWu wiww >w< be x3 donye ewe you ^.^ have >_< tun'd. -HOWTENSIO. You'll xDD weave his >_< wectuwe when I x3 am in tune? -UwU WUCENTIO. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be nyevew- xDD tunye >_> youw instwument. -BIANCA. :3 Whewe weft ^-^ we wast? -UwU WUCENTIO. Here, UwU madam: ->_< 'Hic ibat :3 Simois, xDD hic >_< est Sigeia tellus, -uWu Hic UwU stetewat :33 Pwiami wegia celsa senis.' -BIANCA. OwO Constwue ^.^ them. -UwU WUCENTIO. >_< 'Hic :33 ibat' as I told you before- ^w^ 'Simois' I x3 am >_< Wucentio- -'hic ^-^ est' :3 son x3 unto Vincentio >_> of :3 Pisa- >_< 'Sigeia :3 tewwus' uWu disguised -;;w;; thus ^-^ to >_< get >_> youw love- >_< 'Hic ^-^ stetewat' ÚwÚ and UwU that xDD Wucentio UwU that -comes >_< a-wooing- OwO 'Pwiami' :3 is my man >_< Twanyio- 'regia' beawing my -UwU powt- >w< 'cewsa senis' UwU that ^-^ we UwU might beguiwe OwO the ^.^ owd pantawoon. -HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Madam, my instwument's in ^.^ tunye. -BIANCA. Let's heaw. :3 O fie! OwO the >_< twebwe ÚwÚ jaws. -UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Spit in OwO the :3 howe, man, ÚwÚ and xDD tunye again. -BIANCA. Nyow let me UwU see ^-^ if I can UwU constwue OwO it: >_< 'Hic ibat :3 Simois' I -xDD knyow you nyot- 'hic >_< est Sigeia :3 tewwus' I xDD twust you nyot- >_< 'Hic -UwU stetewat Priami' UwU take ^w^ heed ^.^ he hear OwO us nyot- 'regia' presume nyot- ->w< 'cewsa senis' ^.^ despaiw not. -HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Madam, 'tis :3 nyow in ^.^ tunye. -UwU WUCENTIO. ^-^ Aww uWu but OwO the bass. -HOWTENSIO. The bass :3 is ^-^ wight; 'tis OwO the base ^.^ knyave UwU that ÚwÚ jaws. -^-^ [Aside] OwO How :33 fiewy ÚwÚ and :3 fowwawd ^-^ ouw pedant ÚwÚ is! -Nyow, uWu fow my xDD wife, OwO the ^.^ knyave doth couwt my wuv. -Pedascuwe, I'll watch you better >_> yet. -BIANCA. UwU In UwU time I ^-^ may >w< bewieve, ÚwÚ yet I mistwust. -UwU WUCENTIO. Mistrust ^.^ it nyot- uWu fow ;;w;; suwe, AEacides ->_> Was ^w^ Ajax, xDD caww'd OwO so ^-^ fwom his grandfather. -BIANCA. I >w< must believe my master; ewse, I pwomise you, -I shouwd >w< be arguing still x3 upon UwU that ^w^ doubt; -But let ^.^ it ^-^ west. Nyow, Licio, ^-^ to you. -Good :3 mastew, UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ nyot unkindwy, pray, -:33 That I ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; thus >_> pweasant with you >_> both. -HOWTENSIO. uWu [To LUCENTIO] You ^-^ may >w< go ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me xDD weave -:33 awhiwe; -UwU My wessons ^-^ make nyo music in three uWu Pawts. -UwU WUCENTIO. uWu Awe you OwO so :3 fowmaw, sir? Weww, I >w< must wait, -^-^ [Aside] And watch withal; for, uWu but I >w< be uWu deceiv'd, -Our fine uWu musician uWu gwoweth amowous. -HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Madam, before you ^.^ touch OwO the ^.^ instwument -ÚwÚ To learn OwO the owdew >_> of my fingering, -I >w< must begin with rudiments >_> of :3 awt, -ÚwÚ To teach you gamut in :3 a ^.^ bwiefew sort, -Mowe ÚwÚ pweasant, pithy, ÚwÚ and effectuaw, ->w< Than ;;w;; hath >_< been ^w^ taught uWu by ^-^ any >_> of my trade; -And there ^.^ it :3 is in :33 wwiting ^w^ faiwwy :33 dwawn. -BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am ÚwÚ past my gamut wong uWu ago. -HOWTENSIO. >_> Yet ;;w;; wead OwO the gamut >_> of Howtensio. -BIANCA. ^-^ [Weads] ->_> '"Gamut" I OwO am, OwO the gwound >_> of >w< aww accowd- -"A >_< we" ^-^ to >w< pwead >w< Howtensio's >_< passion- -OwO "B mi" Bianca, UwU take him uWu fow >w< thy wowd- -^.^ "C ^w^ fa ut" UwU that loves with >w< aww affection- -UwU "D sow >_< we" ^-^ onye clef, two :3 nyotes ^.^ have ;;w;; I- -OwO "E uWu wa mi" show ^-^ pity ^w^ ow I x3 die.' -^-^ Caww you :3 this ^w^ gamut? UwU Tut, I >_< wike ^.^ it :33 nyot! -Old ^-^ fashions >w< pwease me best; I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so nice -ÚwÚ To >_> change OwO twue ^.^ wuwes uWu fow uWu odd >_< inventions. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANT. Mistwess, >_> youw fathew uWu pways you xDD weave >_> youw :33 books -And ^w^ hewp ^-^ to dwess >_> youw ;;w;; sistew's ;;w;; chambew :33 up. -You xDD knyow to-morrow :3 is OwO the :33 wedding-day. -BIANCA. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet masters, ^-^ both; I >w< must >w< be gone. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and ^.^ SEWVANT -UwU WUCENTIO. OwO Faith, mistress, then I ^.^ have nyo cause ^-^ to >_> stay. -Exit -HOWTENSIO. But I ^.^ have cause ^-^ to xDD pwy OwO into :3 this pedant; -x3 Methinks ^.^ he looks as >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe in wuv. ->_> Yet ^-^ if >w< thy ^-^ thoughts, Bianca, >w< be OwO so humbwe -ÚwÚ To UwU cast >w< thy uWu wand'wing eyes uWu on every stawe- -Seize ÚwÚ thee UwU that wist. >w< If UwU once I find ÚwÚ thee :3 wanging, -^.^ HOWTENSIO uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; quit with ÚwÚ thee uWu by :3 changing. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -uWu Padua. Before ^-^ BAPTISTA'So house - -x3 Entew x3 BAPTISTA, OwO GWEMIO, ^-^ TWANyIO as ^w^ WUCENTIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, BIANCA, -WUCENTIO as xDD CAMBIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - ->_> BAPTISTA. uWu [To TWANyIO] UwU Signyiow :33 Wucentio, :3 this :3 is OwO the OwO 'pointed :3 day -:33 That ;;w;; Kathewinye ÚwÚ and :3 Petwuchio shouwd >w< be xDD mawwied, -And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we hear ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 son-in-waw. -What uWu wiww >w< be >_< said? What OwO mockewy uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be -ÚwÚ To UwU want OwO the >_< bwidegwoom when OwO the pwiest attends -ÚwÚ To speak OwO the >_> cewemonyiaw :3 wites >_> of :33 mawwiage! -What :33 says xDD Wucentio ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ shame >_> of ^-^ ouws? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ shame uWu but mine; I xDD must, :33 fowsooth, >w< be fowc'd -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give my ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; oppos'd x3 against my xDD heawt, -^.^ Unto :3 a ^w^ mad-bwain rudesby, :33 fuww >_> of spleen, -OwO Who woo'd in haste ÚwÚ and :3 means ^-^ to wed at ^.^ weisuwe. -I told you, OwO I, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> fwantic fool, -^.^ Hiding his :33 bittew :33 jests in >w< bwunt behaviouw; -And, ^-^ to >w< be nyoted uWu fow :3 a >_> mewwy man, -He'll ^w^ woo :3 a OwO thousand, ^.^ 'point OwO the :3 day >_> of mawwiage, -UwU Make fwiends ^.^ invited, ÚwÚ and :3 pwocwaim OwO the OwO banns; ->_> Yet never :3 means ^-^ to wed xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 woo'd. -Nyow >w< must OwO the x3 wowwd point at UwU poow ;;w;; Kathewinye, -And uWu say ^-^ 'Wo, there :3 is mad ^.^ Petwuchio's xDD wife, ->w< If ^.^ it would >w< pwease him come ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ hew!' -TWANyIO. UwU Patience, good ;;w;; Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and >_< Baptista ^w^ too. -:3 Upon my xDD wife, :3 Petwuchio :3 means uWu but well, -Whatevew >_> fowtunye ^w^ stays him ^-^ fwom his :33 wowd. -^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be uWu bwunt, I xDD knyow him >_< passing x3 wise; -^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be uWu mewwy, ÚwÚ yet withaw :33 he's :33 honyest. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Wouwd ;;w;; Kathewinye xDD had never uWu seen him uWu though! -Exit, :3 weeping, ^-^ fowwowed uWu by ^-^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews ->_> BAPTISTA. Go, girl, I cannyot blame ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, ->_< Fow such OwO an uWu injuwy would uWu vex :3 a vewy uWu saint; -^.^ Much ^-^ mowe :3 a shrew >_> of >w< thy impatient OwO humouw. - -x3 Entew xDD BIONDEWWO - -UwU Mastew, >w< mastew! OwO Nyews, ÚwÚ and such ^.^ owd UwU nyews as you never heard ;;w;; of! ->_> BAPTISTA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO nyew ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd too? OwO How ^-^ may UwU that x3 be? -BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot UwU nyews ^-^ to hear >_> of ^.^ Petwuchio's :33 coming? ->_> BAPTISTA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ come? -BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, no, sir. ->_> BAPTISTA. What ^.^ then? -BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< coming. ->_> BAPTISTA. When uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be hewe? -BIONDELLO. When ^.^ he ^-^ stands xDD whewe I x3 am ÚwÚ and >_> sees you ^.^ thewe. -TWANyIO. But, ÚwÚ say, what ^-^ to UwU thinye ^.^ owd x3 nyews? -BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 Petwuchio :3 is ÚwÚ coming- in :3 a OwO nyew ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and OwO an ^.^ owd -ÚwÚ jewkin; :3 a paiw >_> of ^.^ owd breeches ÚwÚ thwice x3 tuwn'd; :3 a paiw >_> of :33 boots -UwU that ^.^ have >_< been candle-cases, ^-^ onye buckwed, another uWu wac'd; OwO an ^.^ owd ->w< wusty >_< swowd ta'en >_< out >_> of OwO the ^-^ town armoury, with :3 a ^w^ bwoken >_< hiwt, -ÚwÚ and OwO chapewess; with two ^w^ bwoken :3 points; his horse ^-^ hipp'd, with OwO an -^.^ owd motwey saddle ÚwÚ and stiwwups >_> of nyo kindred; ÚwÚ besides, ^-^ possess'd -with OwO the :33 gwandews ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ mose in OwO the xDD chinye, twoubwed with -OwO the wampass, ^.^ infected with OwO the fashions, :33 fuww >_> of >_> windgawws, OwO sped -with >w< spavins, wayed with OwO the ^w^ yewwows, ÚwÚ past cure >_> of OwO the ^w^ fives, -:33 stawk :3 spoiw'd with OwO the :3 staggews, x3 begnyawn with OwO the bots, xDD sway'd in -OwO the xDD back ÚwÚ and shoulder-shotten, ^w^ nyeaw-wegg'd OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and with :3 a -UwU hawf-cheek'd bit, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 head-staww >_> of ÚwÚ sheep's weathew which, -being :33 westwainyed ^-^ to ^-^ keep him ^-^ fwom ^w^ stumbwing, ;;w;; hath >_< been >_< often -buwst, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO wepaiwed with knots; ^-^ onye OwO giwth OwO six xDD times x3 piec'd, -ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 woman's :33 cwuppew >_> of velure, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath two letters uWu fow xDD hew -name ^w^ faiwwy xDD set ;;w;; down in >_> studs, ÚwÚ and here ÚwÚ and there ^w^ piec'd with ->_> pack-thwead. ->_> BAPTISTA. OwO Who comes with OwO him? -BIONDELLO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, his ^w^ wackey, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; capawison'd >_< wike -OwO the >w< howse- with :3 a winyen >w< stock uWu on ^-^ onye ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ kewsey >w< boot-hose -uWu on OwO the xDD othew, gawt'wed with :3 a wed ÚwÚ and blue ^w^ wist; OwO an ^.^ owd hat, ÚwÚ and -OwO the humouw >_> of forty UwU fancies pwick'd xDD in't uWu fow :3 a ^-^ feathew; :3 a -;;w;; monstew, :3 a vewy monster in :3 appawew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ->w< footboy ^w^ ow :3 a gentweman's ÚwÚ wackey. -TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis >w< some uWu odd humouw UwU pwicks him ^-^ to :3 this >_< fashion; ->_> Yet :33 oftentimes lie :33 goes uWu but ;;w;; mean-appaweww'd. ->_> BAPTISTA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad :33 he's xDD come, ;;w;; howsoe'ew ^.^ he comes. -BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he comes not. ->_> BAPTISTA. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he :3 comes? -BIONDELLO. :3 Who? UwU that :3 Petwuchio came? ->_> BAPTISTA. >w< Ay, UwU that :3 Petwuchio x3 came. -BIONDELLO. No, siw; I uWu say his horse comes with him uWu on his ^-^ back. ->_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, that's >w< aww ^w^ onye. -BIONDELLO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by x3 Saint >_< Jamy, -I howd you :3 a penny, -OwO A horse ÚwÚ and :3 a man -^-^ Is ^-^ mowe than one, -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ^.^ many. - -x3 Entew :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ GWUMIO - -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, xDD whewe >w< be ^.^ these gallants? >w< Who's at :3 home? ->_> BAPTISTA. You awe welcome, sir. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. And ÚwÚ yet I come ^.^ nyot :33 weww. ->_> BAPTISTA. And ÚwÚ yet you :33 hawt not. -TWANyIO. :3 Nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww appaweww'd -UwU As I ^w^ wish you :3 wewe. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Were ^.^ it :3 bettew, I shouwd x3 wush in OwO thus. -But xDD whewe :3 is Kate? :3 Whewe :3 is my UwU wuvwy bwide? -OwO How OwO does my fathew? :33 Gentwes, >w< methinks you ^.^ fwown; -And xDD whewefowe xDD gaze :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy >_> company -UwU As ^-^ if uWu they ^-^ saw >w< some :3 wondwous monument, -uWu Some :3 comet ^w^ ow unyusuaw prodigy? ->_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, you xDD knyow :3 this :3 is >_> youw :33 wedding-day. ->w< Fiwst ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we sad, feawing you would ^.^ nyot x3 come; -Nyow ^-^ saddew, UwU that you come OwO so :33 unpwovided. -:33 Fie, >w< doff :3 this habit, ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ estate, -An ^-^ eye-sowe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw sowemn UwU festivaw! -TWANyIO. And tell OwO us what >w< occasion >_> of :3 impowt -;;w;; Hath >w< aww OwO so wong OwO detain'd you ^-^ fwom >_> youw xDD wife, -And x3 sent you UwU hithew OwO so OwO unwike :3 youwsewf? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Tedious ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >_< teww, ÚwÚ and harsh ^-^ to hear; -Sufficeth I x3 am come ^-^ to ^-^ keep my ;;w;; wowd, -^-^ Though in >w< some part ^-^ enfowced ^-^ to digress, -^w^ Which at ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe I uWu wiww OwO so ;;w;; excuse -UwU As you uWu shaww ;;w;; weww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied :3 withaw. -But xDD whewe :3 is Kate? I stay xDD too wong ^-^ fwom UwU hew; -The xDD mownying >_< weaws, 'tis UwU time ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe at ^-^ chuwch. -TWANyIO. ^w^ See ^.^ nyot >_> youw ^w^ bwide in ^.^ these unwevewent UwU wobes; -uWu Go ^-^ to my chambew, >w< put uWu on clothes >_> of x3 minye. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Nyot OwO I, believe me; ;;w;; thus I'll >w< visit :3 hew. ->_> BAPTISTA. But thus, I twust, you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Good UwU sooth, x3 even ;;w;; thus; OwO thewefowe UwU ha' x3 donye with :33 wowds; -ÚwÚ To me she's xDD mawwied, ^.^ nyot x3 unto my cwothes. -Could I wepaiw what ^.^ she uWu wiww wear in me -UwU As I can >_> change ^.^ these UwU poow UwU accoutwements, -'Twewe ;;w;; weww uWu fow OwO Kate ÚwÚ and better uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. -But what :3 a OwO foow x3 am I ^-^ to :33 chat with you, -When I shouwd ;;w;; bid :33 good-mowwow ^-^ to my ^w^ bwide -And >w< seaw OwO the title with :3 a UwU wuvwy :3 kiss! ->_< Exeunt :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and :3 PETWUCHIO -TWANyIO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< some meaning in his mad attiwe. -We uWu wiww >_< pewsuade ^w^ him, >w< be ^.^ it possible, -ÚwÚ To >w< put uWu on better ewe ^.^ he >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ chuwch. ->_> BAPTISTA. I'll aftew him ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the ^-^ event >_> of ÚwÚ this. ->_< Exeunt x3 BAPTISTA, OwO GWEMIO, BIONDELLO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ ATTENDENTS -TWANyIO. But ^-^ to xDD hew love ^w^ concewnyeth OwO us ^-^ to :33 ad -Her >_< fathew's liking; ;;w;; which ^-^ to bwing ^-^ to pass, -UwU As I before :3 impawted ^-^ to >_> youw wowship, -I x3 am ^-^ to >_< get :3 a :3 man- >_> whate'ew ^.^ he >w< be -^w^ It xDD skiwws ^.^ nyot :33 much; ^w^ we'ww x3 fit him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD tuwn- -And ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be Vincentio >_> of >w< Pisa, -And ^-^ make assuwance here in xDD Padua -x3 Of gweatew ÚwÚ sums than I ^.^ have >w< pwomised. -^w^ So uWu shaww you x3 quietwy enjoy >_> youw >w< hope -And ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Bianca with consent. -UwU WUCENTIO. Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot UwU that my :3 fewwow schoowmastew -^-^ Doth watch ^-^ Bianca's ^-^ steps OwO so OwO nyawwowwy, -'Twewe uWu good, >_> methinks, ^-^ to >_< steaw ^-^ ouw marriage; -^w^ Which UwU once perform'd, let >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu say no, -I'll ^-^ keep >_< minye >_> own UwU despite >_> of >w< aww OwO the world. -TWANyIO. :33 That uWu by degrees ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO into -And watch ^-^ ouw :3 vantage in :3 this OwO businyess; ->w< We'ww over-reach OwO the greybeard, uWu Gwemio, -The ;;w;; nyawwow-pwying fathew, Minyowa, -The OwO quaint ;;w;; musician, amorous xDD Wicio- -^-^ Aww uWu fow my >_< mastew's UwU sake, Wucentio. - -;;w;; We-entew uWu GWEMIO - -UwU Signyiow uWu Gwemio, came you ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu chuwch? -;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU As willingly as e'ew I came ^-^ fwom ;;w;; schoow. -TWANyIO. And :3 is OwO the ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and >_< bwidegwoom UwU coming :3 home? -;;w;; GWEMIO. OwO A bwidegwoom, uWu say you? ^.^ 'Tis :3 a groom :3 indeed, -OwO A :33 gwumbwing >_> gwoom, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the UwU giww uWu shaww >_< find. -TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Cuwstew than uWu she? ÚwÚ Why, 'tis >_> impossibwe. -;;w;; GWEMIO. ÚwÚ Why, :33 he's :3 a x3 deviw, :3 a x3 deviw, :3 a vewy :33 fiend. -TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, she's :3 a x3 deviw, :3 a x3 deviw, OwO the devil's >w< dam. -;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU Tut, she's :3 a ^w^ wamb, :3 a x3 duv, :3 a fool, ^-^ to :3 him! -I'll tell you, Sir UwU Wucentio: when OwO the pwiest -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ ask ^-^ if ;;w;; Kathewinye shouwd >w< be his xDD wife, -ÚwÚ 'Ay, uWu by >_< gogs-wouns' OwO quoth >_< he, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe OwO so loud -That, >w< aww amaz'd, OwO the pwiest let ^-^ faww OwO the ^.^ book; -And as ^.^ he stoop'd UwU again ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it uWu up, -:3 This uWu mad-bwain'd >_< bwidegwoom took him such :3 a ^w^ cuff -:33 That ;;w;; down feww pwiest ÚwÚ and book, ÚwÚ and book ÚwÚ and pwiest. -'Now UwU take them uWu up,' OwO quoth ^.^ he uWu 'if ^-^ any >_< wist.' -TWANyIO. What ^w^ said OwO the wench, when ^.^ he wose OwO again? -;;w;; GWEMIO. >_< Twembwed ÚwÚ and shook, uWu fow x3 why ^.^ he ^.^ stamp'd ÚwÚ and :33 swowe -UwU As ^-^ if OwO the vicaw meant ^-^ to >_> cozen >_> him. -But aftew many :33 cewemonyies x3 donye -ÚwÚ He calls uWu fow >_< winye: 'A x3 heawth!' OwO quoth >_< he, as ^-^ if -ÚwÚ He xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ abwoad, carousing ^-^ to his ;;w;; mates -:33 Aftew :3 a storm; ÚwÚ quaff'd x3 off OwO the UwU muscadew, -And >w< thwew OwO the >w< sops >w< aww in OwO the :33 sexton's ;;w;; face, -Having nyo uWu othew reason -But UwU that his beard ^-^ gwew xDD thin ÚwÚ and >w< hungewwy -And >w< seem'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask him >w< sops as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was drinking. -:3 This >_< donye, ^.^ he took OwO the ^w^ bwide about OwO the neck, -And kiss'd xDD hew lips with such :3 a >_< cwamowous xDD smack -:33 That at OwO the pawting >w< aww OwO the church >_> did uWu echo. -And OwO I, >_< seeing this, came ^.^ thence uWu fow vewy >_< shame; -And aftew uWu me, I >w< knyow, OwO the >_< wout :3 is >w< coming. -Such :3 a mad mawwiage never ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. -Hawk, xDD hawk! I hear OwO the minstrels play. OwO [Music uWu pways] - -x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, BIANCA, x3 BAPTISTA, HOWTENSIO, -GRUMIO, ÚwÚ and x3 twain - -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Gentwemen ÚwÚ and fwiends, I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. -I xDD knyow you ÚwÚ think ^-^ to uWu dinye with me UwU to-day, -And ^.^ have :33 pwepaw'd gweat ^.^ stowe >_> of >w< wedding :33 cheew -But OwO so ^.^ it UwU is- my haste doth caww me hence, -And OwO thewefowe here I UwU mean ^-^ to UwU take my weave. ->_> BAPTISTA. :3 Is't possibwe you uWu wiww away x3 to-nyight? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I >w< must away OwO to-day before night come. -UwU Make ^.^ it nyo wonder; ^-^ if you knew my businyess, -You would entweat me wathew >w< go than >_> stay. -And, >w< honyest ^.^ company, I :3 thank you >w< aww -:33 That ^.^ have x3 behewd me ^w^ give away ^-^ mysewf -ÚwÚ To :3 this UwU most :3 patient, ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous wife. -ÚwÚ Dinye with my fathew, dwink :3 a OwO heawth ^-^ to >_> me. ->_< Fow I >w< must >_> hence; ÚwÚ and faweweww ^-^ to you all. -TWANyIO. >_> Wet OwO us entweat you stay ÚwÚ tiww aftew uWu dinnyew. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU be. -;;w;; GWEMIO. >_> Wet me entweat you. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It cannyot UwU be. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Wet me entweat you. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu Awe you ^.^ content ^-^ to stay? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I x3 am ^.^ content you uWu shaww entweat me stay; -But ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stay, entweat me how you ^.^ can. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Nyow, ^-^ if you love uWu me, >_> stay. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Gwumio, my ÚwÚ howse. -UwU GWUMIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu they >w< be weady; OwO the >_> oats ^.^ have eaten OwO the >_< howses. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; Nyay, then, -Do what :3 thou x3 canst, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to-day; -No, :3 nyow to-morrow, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww I >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. -The xDD doow :3 is ^.^ open, siw; there :3 wies >_> youw OwO way; -You ^-^ may >w< be uWu jogging whiwes >_> youw :33 boots awe gween; ->_< Fow uWu me, I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be gonye ÚwÚ tiww I >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. -^.^ 'Tis >_< wike ^w^ you'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a ;;w;; jowwy suwwy groom -:33 That UwU take ^.^ it uWu on you at OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO so ^-^ woundwy. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 O x3 Kate, ^.^ content thee; ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I uWu wiww >w< be angry; what x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to x3 do? -Father, >w< be UwU quiet; ^.^ he uWu shaww stay my ^.^ weisuwe. -;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow ^.^ it begins ^-^ to OwO wowk. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Gentwemen, :3 fowwawd ^-^ to OwO the bwidaw uWu dinnyew. -I UwU see :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ may >w< be :3 made :3 a OwO foow ->w< If ^.^ she xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a spirit ^-^ to >w< wesist. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< go x3 fowwawd, x3 Kate, at >w< thy ^.^ command. -;;w;; Obey OwO the bwide, you UwU that ^.^ attend uWu on UwU hew; -uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the >w< feast, revel ÚwÚ and dominyeew, -xDD Cawouse :33 fuww measuwe ^-^ to xDD hew maidenhead; -Be mad ÚwÚ and uWu mewwy, ^w^ ow >w< go >_> hang ÚwÚ youwsewves. -But uWu fow my OwO bonny x3 Kate, ^.^ she >w< must with >_> me. -;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot >w< big, :3 nyow >w< stamp, :3 nyow stare, :3 nyow fwet; -I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ mastew >_> of what :3 is >_< minye own- -She :3 is my >_< goods, my ^w^ chattews, ^.^ she :3 is my OwO house, -UwU My househowd ^-^ stuff, my field, my barn, -UwU My OwO howse, my ox, my ass, my ^-^ any :33 thing, -And here ^.^ she ^.^ stands; ^.^ touch xDD hew whoever dare; -I'll bwing >_< minye >w< action uWu on OwO the pwoudest ^.^ he -:33 That stops my uWu way in uWu Padua. Gwumio, -Draw :3 fowth >w< thy >w< weapon; ^-^ we awe beset with uWu thieves; -:33 Wescue >w< thy mistress, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be :3 a xDD man. -OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; wench; uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch ^.^ thee, OwO Kate; -I'll uWu buckwew ÚwÚ thee x3 against :3 a OwO miwwion. ->_< Exeunt PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ GWUMIO ->_> BAPTISTA. ;;w;; Nyay, let them ÚwÚ go, :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of >_> quiet ones. -;;w;; GWEMIO. x3 Went uWu they ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ quickwy, I shouwd die with laughing. -TWANyIO. x3 Of >w< aww mad matches, never ÚwÚ was OwO the like. -UwU WUCENTIO. Mistwess, ^w^ what's >_> youw >_< opinyion >_> of >_> youw ^w^ sistew? -BIANCA. That, being mad herself, she's :3 madwy mated. -;;w;; GWEMIO. I ;;w;; wawwant ^w^ him, :3 Petwuchio :3 is >_< Kated. ->_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Nyeighbouws ÚwÚ and fwiends, >w< though ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and >_< bwidegwoom ÚwÚ wants ->_< Fow ^-^ to :3 suppwy OwO the OwO pwaces at OwO the table, -You xDD knyow there ÚwÚ wants nyo >w< junkets at OwO the ^-^ feast. -:33 Wucentio, you uWu shaww :3 suppwy OwO the bridegroom's >w< pwace; -And let ;;w;; Bianca UwU take xDD hew ;;w;; sistew's woom. -TWANyIO. :33 Shaww ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Bianca ;;w;; pwactise how ^-^ to ^w^ bwide it? ->_> BAPTISTA. She ^-^ shaww, Wucentio. ^w^ Come, gentlemen, wet's ^.^ go. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. ->w< PETWUCHIO'S ;;w;; countwy house - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ GWUMIO - -UwU GWUMIO. :33 Fie, ^-^ fie uWu on >w< aww ^.^ tiwed :3 jades, uWu on >w< aww mad masters, ÚwÚ and >w< aww -;;w;; fouw xDD ways! >_> Was >w< evew man OwO so beaten? >_> Was >w< evew man OwO so >_> way'd? >_> Was ->w< evew man OwO so ÚwÚ weawy? I x3 am x3 sent before ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a fire, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe -UwU coming aftew ^-^ to warm ^.^ them. Nyow ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot I :3 a wittwe pot ÚwÚ and >_> soon -hot, my vewy lips UwU might ^w^ fweeze ^-^ to my x3 teeth, my :33 tongue ^-^ to OwO the >_< woof ->_> of my uWu mouth, my OwO heawt in my :33 bewwy, ewe I shouwd come uWu by :3 a x3 fiwe ^-^ to -^-^ thaw >_> me. But I with xDD bwowing OwO the x3 fiwe uWu shaww warm mysewf; for, -uWu considewing OwO the xDD weathew, :3 a taller man than I uWu wiww UwU take cold. -Howwa, UwU ho! Curtis! - -x3 Entew CURTIS - -^.^ CUWTIS. OwO Who :3 is UwU that calls OwO so :3 cowdwy? -UwU GWUMIO. OwO A piece >_> of ^.^ ice. >w< If :3 thou x3 doubt it, :3 thou uWu mayst slide ^-^ fwom my -shouwdew ^-^ to my >_< heew with nyo gweatew :3 a run uWu but my head ÚwÚ and my -ÚwÚ nyeck. OwO A fire, good Curtis. -^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Is my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and his UwU wife ^w^ coming, x3 Gwumio? -UwU GWUMIO. :33 O, ^-^ ay, Cuwtis, ÚwÚ ay; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe fire, uWu fiwe; UwU cast uWu on nyo -watew. -^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Is ^.^ she OwO so ^.^ hot :3 a shrew as she's >w< wepowted? -UwU GWUMIO. She OwO was, good Cuwtis, before :3 this fwost; uWu but :3 thou uWu knyow'st -winter uWu tames man, woman, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beast; uWu fow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 tam'd my ^.^ owd -:3 mastew, ÚwÚ and my OwO nyew mistress, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, :3 fewwow Curtis. -^.^ CUWTIS. Away, you UwU thwee-inch foow! I x3 am nyo beast. -UwU GWUMIO. OwO Am I uWu but three >_> inches? ÚwÚ Why, >w< thy ^w^ hown :3 is :3 a ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and OwO so wong -x3 am I at OwO the >w< weast. But xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make :3 a fire, ^w^ ow uWu shaww I complain -uWu on ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^-^ ouw mistress, uWu whose :3 hand- ^.^ she being :3 nyow at :3 hand- :3 thou -^-^ shawt >_> soon x3 feew, ^-^ to >w< thy x3 cowd UwU comfowt, uWu fow being uWu swow in >w< thy ^.^ hot -:33 office? -^.^ CUWTIS. I ;;w;; pwithee, good Gwumio, tell me how :33 goes OwO the world? -UwU GWUMIO. OwO A x3 cowd UwU wowwd, Cuwtis, in every >w< office uWu but :3 thinye; ÚwÚ and -OwO thewefowe >w< fiwe. Do >w< thy duty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< thy duty, uWu fow my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and -^w^ mistwess awe ^w^ awmost OwO fwozen ^-^ to :33 death. -^.^ CUWTIS. There's x3 fiwe weady; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, good Gwumio, OwO the x3 nyews? -UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ 'Jack :33 boy! ^w^ ho, boy!' ÚwÚ and as >w< much UwU nyews as :3 thou wilt. -^.^ CUWTIS. ^w^ Come, you awe OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ cony-catching! -UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ thewefowe, uWu fiwe; uWu fow I ^.^ have >_> caught extreme cold. -Where's OwO the cook? ^-^ Is ^w^ suppew ^w^ weady, OwO the house xDD twimm'd, wushes -strew'd, uWu cobwebs >_< swept, OwO the OwO sewving-men in theiw OwO nyew ^w^ fustian, -theiw >_> white stockings, ÚwÚ and every ^w^ officew his wedding-gawment :3 on? -Be OwO the xDD jacks fair ÚwÚ within, OwO the :33 jiwws fair ^-^ without, OwO the cawpets -waid, ÚwÚ and OwO evewything in xDD owdew? -^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Aww weady; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, I pray ^.^ thee, news. -UwU GWUMIO. >w< Fiwst xDD knyow my horse :3 is tiwed; my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess OwO faww'n ->_< out. -^.^ CUWTIS. :3 How? -UwU GWUMIO. Out >_> of theiw saddwes OwO into OwO the ^.^ diwt; ÚwÚ and ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a ->_> tawe. -^.^ CUWTIS. Let's xDD ha't, good :3 Gwumio. -UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Wend UwU thinye OwO eaw. -^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Hewe. -UwU GWUMIO. There. [Stwiking xDD him] -^.^ CUWTIS. :3 This 'tis ^-^ to ;;w;; feew :3 a :3 tawe, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to hear :3 a >_> tawe. -UwU GWUMIO. And OwO thewefowe 'tis xDD caww'd :3 a sensible tawe; ÚwÚ and :3 this ^w^ cuff -ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ to xDD knyock at >_> youw caw ÚwÚ and uWu beseech UwU wist'nying. Nyow I ;;w;; begin: -Imprimis, ^-^ we came ;;w;; down :3 a ;;w;; fouw uWu hiww, my ^w^ mastew riding >_> behind my -mistress- -^.^ CUWTIS. Both >_> of ^-^ onye horse? -UwU GWUMIO. What's UwU that ^-^ to OwO thee? -^.^ CUWTIS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 a ÚwÚ howse. -UwU GWUMIO. >_> Teww :3 thou OwO the >_> tawe. But xDD hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cwoss'd uWu me, :3 thou -shouldst ^.^ have heard how xDD hew horse feww ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu undew xDD hew x3 howse; -:3 thou shouldst ^.^ have heard in how >_> miwy :3 a place, how ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ->_> bemoiw'd, how ^.^ he weft xDD hew with OwO the horse x3 upon UwU hew, how ^.^ he beat me -^.^ because xDD hew horse >w< stumbwed, how ^.^ she waded OwO thwough OwO the dirt ^-^ to -xDD pwuck him x3 off uWu me, how ^.^ he x3 swowe, how ^.^ she >_> pway'd UwU that never >_> pway'd -OwO befowe, how I cwied, how OwO the howses ÚwÚ wan ^w^ away, how xDD hew bridle ÚwÚ was -buwst, how I lost my :3 cwuppew- with many >w< things >_> of >w< wowthy memory, -;;w;; which :3 nyow uWu shaww die in oblivion, ÚwÚ and :3 thou xDD wetuwn unexperienc'd ^-^ to ->w< thy ^-^ gwave. -^.^ CUWTIS. By :3 this >w< weck'nying ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ mowe shrew than she. -UwU GWUMIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ and OwO the pwoudest >_> of you >w< aww uWu shaww find -when ^.^ he comes UwU home. But what talk I >_> of uWu this? ^-^ Caww :3 fowth -Nathaniel, OwO Joseph, Nicholas, uWu Phiwip, ÚwÚ Wawtew, UwU Sugawsop, ÚwÚ and OwO the -west; let theiw :3 heads >w< be uWu sweekwy comb'd, theiw blue ;;w;; coats >_< bwush'd -ÚwÚ and theiw x3 gawtews >_> of OwO an indifferent :33 knyit; let them ^w^ cuwtsy with -theiw weft ^.^ wegs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot presume ^-^ to ^.^ touch :3 a >_< haiw >_> of my mastcr's -horse-tail ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ÚwÚ kiss theiw hands. uWu Awe uWu they >w< aww ready? -^.^ CUWTIS. ^.^ They >_> awe. -UwU GWUMIO. ^-^ Caww them fowth. -^.^ CUWTIS. Do you OwO heaw, ho? You >w< must ^.^ meet my :3 mastew, ^-^ to countenance my -OwO mistwess. -UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; face >_> of xDD hew >w< own. -^.^ CUWTIS. OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ that? -UwU GWUMIO. uWu Thou, ^.^ it seems, UwU that calls uWu fow >_> company ^-^ to countenance :3 hew. -^.^ CUWTIS. I caww them :3 fowth ^-^ to ÚwÚ cwedit :3 hew. -UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she comes ^-^ to borrow nyothing >_> of ^.^ them. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five SERVINGMEN - -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >w< Wewcome home, OwO Gwumio! ->_< PHIWIP. OwO How nyow, OwO Gwumio! -JOSEPH. >_> What, OwO Gwumio! -NICHOLAS. Fellow OwO Gwumio! -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO How nyow, ^.^ owd wad! -UwU GWUMIO. Wewcome, ^.^ you!- how nyow, ^.^ you!- what, ^.^ you!- fewwow, ^.^ you!- ÚwÚ and -;;w;; thus >w< much uWu fow xDD gweeting. Nyow, my spruce UwU companyions, :3 is >w< aww ^w^ weady, -ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ÚwÚ nyeat? -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ Aww >w< things :3 is weady. OwO How ;;w;; nyeaw :3 is ^-^ ouw ^.^ mastew? -UwU GWUMIO. uWu E'en at ;;w;; hand, alighted uWu by ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe >w< be nyot- -:3 Cock's :3 passion, silence! I hear my mastew. - -x3 Entew :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and KATHERINA - -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these knyaves? >_> What, nyo man at xDD doow -ÚwÚ To howd my stiwwup :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU take my OwO howse! -:3 Whewe :3 is Nathaniel, Gwegowy, ÚwÚ Phiwip? -^w^ AWW SERVANTS. Here, ;;w;; hewe, siw; ;;w;; hewe, sir. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Here, :3 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :3 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :3 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :3 siw! -You logger-headed ÚwÚ and unpowish'd uWu gwooms! ->_> What, nyo UwU attendance? nyo regard? nyo ÚwÚ duty? -:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the foowish ^.^ knyave I x3 sent UwU befowe? -UwU GWUMIO. Here, siw; as foowish as I ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu YOU >_> peasant >w< swain! you whoreson OwO mawt-howse dwudge! -OwO Did I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee ^.^ meet me in OwO the ^.^ pawk -And bwing ÚwÚ awong ^.^ these >w< wascaw knyaves with OwO thee? -UwU GWUMIO. Nyathanyiew's UwU coat, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot x3 fuwwy made, -And Gabwiew's pumps ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ^w^ unpink'd >w< i' th' ^.^ heew; -Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo :3 wink ^-^ to >w< cowouw >_< Petew's hat, -And xDD Wawtew's dagger ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot come ^-^ fwom sheathing; -Thewe ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye fine uWu but uWu Adam, Wawph, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Gwegowy; -The west ;;w;; wewe xDD wagged, >_> owd, ÚwÚ and :33 beggawwy; -xDD Yet, as uWu they awe, here awe uWu they come ^-^ to ^.^ meet you. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Go, rascals, >w< go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch my ^w^ suppew in. ->_< Exeunt >w< some >_> of OwO the SERVINGMEN - -[Sings] :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the life UwU that ^.^ wate I :33 wed? -:3 Whewe awe ^w^ those- - ->_> Sit down, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and welcome. xDD Soud, ;;w;; soud, ;;w;; soud, :3 soud! - -;;w;; We-entew UwU SEWVANTS with ^w^ suppew - -ÚwÚ Why, xDD when, I ^w^ say? ;;w;; Nyay, good ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. -^-^ Off with my >_< boots, you ^-^ wogues! you viwwains, when? - -[Sings] ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ fwiaw >_> of orders xDD gwey, -UwU As ^.^ he :3 fowth xDD wawked uWu on his ^-^ way- - -:33 Out, you wogue! you xDD pwuck my foot :3 awwy; -;;w;; Take UwU that, ÚwÚ and OwO mend OwO the >w< pwucking x3 off OwO the other. ->w< [Stwikes xDD him] -Be uWu mewwy, x3 Kate. uWu Some ^w^ watew, ;;w;; hewe, what, UwU ho! - -x3 Entew ^-^ onye with >w< watew - -Where's my spaniel Troilus? Sirrah, >_< get you hence, -And ;;w;; bid my cousin >_> Fewdinyand come ^w^ hithew: -Exit ^-^ SEWVINGMAN ->w< Onye, x3 Kate, UwU that you >w< must ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and >w< be acquainted OwO with. -:3 Whewe awe my uWu swippews? :33 Shaww I ^.^ have >w< some watew? -^w^ Come, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wash, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^w^ heawtiwy. -You whoreson viwwain! uWu wiww you let ^.^ it faww? >w< [Stwikes xDD him] -^.^ KATHEWINyA. UwU Patience, I pray OwO you; 'twas :3 a fauwt unwiwwing. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A ^w^ whoweson, beetle-headed, fwap-eaw'd knave! -^w^ Come, x3 Kate, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; I xDD knyow you ^.^ have :3 a :3 stomach. -uWu Wiww you ^w^ give UwU thanks, ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, ^w^ ow ewse uWu shaww x3 I? -What's uWu this? Mutton? -OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ Ay. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Who ^w^ bwought it? -PETER. :3 I. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ 'Tis burnt; ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 is >w< aww OwO the meat. -What ;;w;; dogs awe ^w^ these? :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the >w< wascaw cook? -OwO How durst you >_< viwwains bwing ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ dwessew -And sewve ^.^ it ;;w;; thus ^-^ to me UwU that love ^.^ it not? -Thewe, UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ to you, ^-^ twenchews, >_< cups, ÚwÚ and uWu aww; -[Thwows OwO the ^.^ meat, ^-^ etc., at them] -You ^-^ heedwess joltheads ÚwÚ and ^-^ unmannyew'd >_< swaves! ->_> What, ^-^ do you x3 gwumbwe? I'll >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. ->_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I pray you, xDD husband, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; disquiet; -The meat ÚwÚ was well, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe OwO so ;;w;; contented. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I tell ^.^ thee, x3 Kate, 'twas buwnt ÚwÚ and dried ^w^ away, -And I ^-^ expwesswy x3 am fowbid ^-^ to ^.^ touch xDD it; ->_< Fow ^.^ it engenders chowew, ÚwÚ pwanteth anger; -And better 'twere UwU that uWu both >_> of OwO us >_> did :3 fast, -Since, >_> of >w< ouwsewves, uWu ouwsewves awe choleric, ->w< Than :33 feed ^.^ it with such ^.^ uvw-woasted uWu fwesh. -Be patient; to-morrow 't uWu shaww >w< be mended. -And uWu fow :3 this night ^w^ we'ww fast uWu fow :33 company. -^w^ Come, I uWu wiww bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy bwidaw ^.^ chambew. >_< Exeunt - -;;w;; We-entew UwU SEWVANTS :3 sevewawwy - -ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ;;w;; Petew, didst >w< evew UwU see OwO the >_< wike? -PETER. ÚwÚ He kiwws xDD hew in xDD hew >_> own OwO humouw. - -;;w;; We-entew CURTIS - -UwU GWUMIO. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? -^.^ CUWTIS. UwU In xDD hew ^.^ chambew. :33 Making :3 a sewmon >_> of continency ^-^ to UwU hew, -And waiws, ÚwÚ and UwU sweaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wates, UwU that :33 she, UwU poow >_> souw, -^.^ Knyows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which uWu way ^-^ to ^.^ stand, ^-^ to look, ^-^ to speak. -And OwO sits as ^-^ onye OwO nyew UwU wisen ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ dweam. -Away, >w< away! uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is UwU coming hithew. >_< Exeunt - -;;w;; We-entew :3 PETWUCHIO - -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I >_> powiticwy begun my x3 weign, -And 'tis my >w< hope ^-^ to ^-^ end UwU successfuwwy. -UwU My ^-^ fawcon :3 nyow :3 is shawp ÚwÚ and >_< passing ^-^ empty. -And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she uWu stoop ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ fuww-gowg'd, ->_< Fow then ^.^ she never looks x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ wuwe. ->_> Anyothew uWu way I ^.^ have ^-^ to man my >w< haggawd, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make xDD hew xDD come, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew keepew's ^-^ caww, -:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to watch UwU hew, as ^-^ we watch ^.^ these kites -:33 That ÚwÚ bate ÚwÚ and beat, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO obedient. -She xDD eat nyo meat UwU to-day, :3 nyow UwU nyonye uWu shaww :33 eat; -^w^ Wast night ^.^ she >w< swept ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ to-nyight ^.^ she uWu shaww not; -UwU As with OwO the ^.^ meat, >w< some xDD undesewved fauwt -I'll find about OwO the :33 making >_> of OwO the ^-^ bed; -And here I'll fling OwO the ^w^ piwwow, there OwO the :33 bowstew, -:3 This uWu way OwO the ^w^ cuvwwet, another uWu way OwO the xDD sheets; ->w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< amid :3 this UwU huwwy I intend -:33 That >w< aww :3 is x3 donye in OwO wevewend cawe >_> of ÚwÚ hew- -And, in ;;w;; concwusion, ^.^ she uWu shaww watch >w< aww >_< nyight; -And ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu chance ^-^ to nod I'll ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ and bwaww -And with OwO the clamour ^-^ keep xDD hew still ^.^ awake. -:3 This :3 is :3 a uWu way ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a UwU wife with >_> kindnyess, -And ;;w;; thus I'll ;;w;; cuwb xDD hew mad ÚwÚ and headstwong OwO humouw. -ÚwÚ He UwU that knows better how ^-^ to ^w^ tame :3 a shwew, -Nyow let him >_< speak; 'tis charity ^-^ to show. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -uWu Padua. Before BAPTISTA'S house - -x3 Entew ^-^ TWANyIO as ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ HOWTENSIO as x3 WICIO - -TWANyIO. ^-^ Is 't possible, fwiend Licio, UwU that ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Bianca -^-^ Doth fancy ^-^ any uWu othew uWu but ^w^ Wucentio? -I tell you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she uWu beaws me fair in hand. -HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, ^-^ to xDD satisfy you in what I ^.^ have said, -Stand uWu by ÚwÚ and mark OwO the manner >_> of his xDD teaching. -^.^ [They ^.^ stand aside] - -x3 Entew BIANCA, ÚwÚ and WUCENTIO as ÚwÚ CAMBIO - -UwU WUCENTIO. Nyow, mistress, >w< pwofit you in what you >_< wead? -BIANCA. >_> What, :3 mastew, ;;w;; wead you, >w< Fiwst :3 wesowve me ;;w;; that. -UwU WUCENTIO. I ;;w;; wead UwU that I profess, xDD 'The Awt ^-^ to x3 Wuv.' -BIANCA. And ^-^ may you :3 pwuv, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ mastew >_> of >_> youw ^.^ awt! -UwU WUCENTIO. OwO Whiwe you, ^w^ sweet ^.^ deaw, ^w^ pwuv ^w^ mistwess >_> of my ÚwÚ heawt. -^.^ [They wetiwe] -HOWTENSIO. OwO Quick OwO pwoceedews, marry! Nyow tell uWu me, I pray, -You UwU that durst uWu sweaw UwU that >_> youw ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Bwanca -UwU Wov'd UwU nyonye in OwO the x3 wowwd OwO so ;;w;; weww as Wucentio. -TWANyIO. :3 O ^.^ despitefuw ^w^ wuv! >_< unconstant :3 womankind! -I tell ^.^ thee, Licio, :3 this :3 is >_> wondewfuw. -HOWTENSIO. :3 Mistake nyo ^-^ mowe; I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO Wicio. -Nyow :3 a uWu musician as I ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ be; -But ^-^ onye UwU that :33 scown ^-^ to live in :3 this disguise ->_< Fow such :3 a ^-^ onye as leaves :3 a ^-^ gentweman -And makes :3 a god >_> of such :3 a cullion. -Knyow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I x3 am xDD caww'd Howtensio. -TWANyIO. UwU Signyiow Howtensio, I ^.^ have >_< often heard -x3 Of >_> youw uWu entiwe xDD affection ^-^ to UwU Bianca; -And >_< since >_< minye eyes awe witness >_> of xDD hew lightness, -I uWu wiww with you, ^-^ if you >w< be OwO so contented, ->_> Fowsweaw ;;w;; Bianca ÚwÚ and xDD hew love uWu fow ever. -HOWTENSIO. ^w^ See, how uWu they ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and couwt! UwU Signyiow :33 Wucentio, -;;w;; Hewe :3 is my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and here I firmly x3 vow -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD hew :3 mowe, uWu but ^-^ do forswear UwU hew, -UwU As ^-^ onye unworthy >w< aww OwO the fowmew favouws -:33 That I ^.^ have fondwy flatter'd xDD hew :3 withaw. -TWANyIO. And here I UwU take OwO the >_< wike unfeignyed ^-^ oath, -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with xDD hew >w< though ^.^ she would :33 entweat; -;;w;; Fie uWu on her! ^w^ See how >_> beastwy ^.^ she doth couwt :3 him! -HOWTENSIO. Wouwd >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ quite forsworn! ->_< Fow uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may ^w^ suwewy ^-^ keep >_< minye ^-^ oath, -I uWu wiww >w< be married ^-^ to :3 a wealtlly widow -Ewe three >_< days pass, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath as wong :33 wov'd me -UwU As I ^.^ have :33 wov'd :3 this >_> pwoud disdainful haggard. -And OwO so ^.^ faweweww, UwU Signyiow Wucentio. -xDD Kindnyess in :3 women, ^.^ nyot theiw uWu beauteous >w< wooks, -:33 Shaww ^.^ win my :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my leave, -UwU In wesowution as I :33 swowe >_> befowe. Exit -TWANyIO. ^w^ Mistwess Bianca, bless you with such OwO gwace -UwU As >_> 'wongeth ^-^ to :3 a lover's bwessed case! -;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have ta'en you ^-^ nyapping, gentwe love, -And ^.^ have >_> fowswown you with Howtensio. -BIANCA. UwU Twanyio, you x3 jest; uWu but ^.^ have you uWu both >_> fowswown x3 me? -TWANyIO. Mistwess, ^-^ we have. -UwU WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Then ^-^ we awe x3 wid >_> of OwO Wicio. -TWANyIO. uWu I' :33 faith, :3 he'ww ^.^ have :3 a >w< wusty widow nyow, -:33 That uWu shaww >w< be woo'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ wedded in :3 a day. -BIANCA. :3 God ^w^ give him >_< joy! -TWANyIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 he'ww ^w^ tame :3 hew. -BIANCA. ÚwÚ He :33 says so, xDD Twanyio. -TWANyIO. OwO Faith, ^.^ he :3 is gonye x3 unto OwO the taming-schoow. -BIANCA. The ÚwÚ taming-schoow! >_> What, :3 is there such :3 a :3 pwace? -TWANyIO. >w< Ay, UwU mistwess; ÚwÚ and :3 Petwuchio :3 is OwO the :3 mastew, -:33 That OwO teacheth tricks eleven ÚwÚ and twenty long, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ tame :3 a shrew ÚwÚ and chawm xDD hew chattewing OwO tongue. - -x3 Entew xDD BIONDEWWO - -BIONDELLO. :3 O :3 mastew, :3 mastew, ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd OwO so wong -:33 That I x3 am dog-weawy; uWu but at last I spied -An ÚwÚ ancient :3 angew UwU coming ;;w;; down OwO the hiww -uWu Wiww sewve OwO the OwO tuwn. -TWANyIO. What :3 is >_< he, Biondello? -BIONDELLO. UwU Mastew, :3 a :33 mewcatante ^w^ ow :3 a :3 pedant, -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; uWu but formal in :3 appawew, -UwU In ^-^ gait ÚwÚ and countenance ^w^ suwewy >_< wike :3 a father. -UwU WUCENTIO. And what >_> of ^w^ him, >_< Twanyio? -TWANyIO. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be :33 cweduwous ÚwÚ and xDD twust my :3 tawe, -I'll ^-^ make him ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem uWu Vincentio, -And ^w^ give assuwance ^-^ to >_< Baptista ÚwÚ Minyowa -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Vincentio. -;;w;; Take in >_> youw love, ÚwÚ and then let me awonye. ->_< Exeunt WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA - -x3 Entew :3 a ;;w;; PEDANT - -OwO PEDANT. :3 God :33 save you, :3 siw! -TWANyIO. And you, siw; you awe welcome. -Travel you :3 faw OwO on, ^w^ ow awe you at OwO the fawthest? -OwO PEDANT. >_> Siw, at OwO the uWu fawthest uWu fow :3 a >_> week ^w^ ow >_> two; -But then OwO up UwU fawthew, ÚwÚ and as :3 faw as Rome; -And OwO so ^-^ to Twipowi, ^-^ if :3 God lend me wife. -TWANyIO. What x3 countwyman, I pray? -OwO PEDANT. x3 Of :33 Mantua. -TWANyIO. x3 Of x3 Mantua, sir? x3 Mawwy, :3 God forbid, -And come ^-^ to >w< Padua, >_> cawewess >_> of >_> youw life! -OwO PEDANT. UwU My xDD wife, :3 siw! ^-^ How, I pray? >_< Fow UwU that :33 goes hard. -TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis death uWu fow ^-^ any ^-^ onye in Mantua -ÚwÚ To come ^-^ to uWu Padua. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot OwO the cause? -Your ^-^ ships awe :33 stay'd at ;;w;; Venyice; ÚwÚ and OwO the Duke, ->_< Fow pwivate >_< quawwew :33 'twixt >_> youw UwU Duke ÚwÚ and ^w^ him, -;;w;; Hath pubwish'd ÚwÚ and pwocwaim'd ^.^ it openly. -^.^ 'Tis marvel- uWu but UwU that you awe uWu but newly xDD come, -You UwU might ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ewse pwocwaim'd OwO about. -OwO PEDANT. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :3 is >_< wowse uWu fow me than so! ->_< Fow I ^.^ have ^.^ biwws uWu fow money uWu by exchange -From Fwowence, ÚwÚ and >w< must here x3 dewivew ^.^ them. -TWANyIO. Weww, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^-^ do you couwtesy, -:3 This uWu wiww I uWu do, ÚwÚ and :3 this I uWu wiww :33 advise :3 you- -First, tell uWu me, ^.^ have you >w< evew >_< been at Pisa? -OwO PEDANT. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, in ^.^ Pisa ^.^ have I >_< often :3 been, -^.^ Pisa renowned uWu fow grave OwO citizens. -TWANyIO. x3 Among them xDD knyow you ^-^ onye Vincentio? -OwO PEDANT. I xDD knyow him ;;w;; nyot, uWu but I ^.^ have heard >_> of ^w^ him, -OwO A ^.^ mewchant >_> of incompawabwe wealth. -TWANyIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is my fathew, siw; :3 and, ^.^ sooth ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, -UwU In count'nyance uWu somewhat doth resemble you. -BIONDELLO. ^-^ [Aside] UwU As >w< much as OwO an apple doth OwO an :33 oystew, ÚwÚ and >w< aww -^w^ onye. -TWANyIO. ÚwÚ To :33 save >_> youw life in :3 this ^w^ extwemity, -:3 This :3 favouw uWu wiww I ^-^ do you uWu fow his OwO sake; -And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO the wowst >_> of >w< aww >_> youw :3 fowtunyes -:33 That you awe >_< wike ^-^ to Sir ^-^ Vincentio. -His name ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cwedit uWu shaww you undertake, -And in my house you uWu shaww >w< be fwiendwy wodg'd; -Wook UwU that you UwU take x3 upon you as you shouwd. -You undewstand uWu me, sir. ^w^ So uWu shaww you stay -;;w;; Tiww you ^.^ have x3 donye >_> youw ^-^ businyess in OwO the :33 city. ->w< If :3 this >w< be court'sy, ;;w;; siw, accept >_> of it. -OwO PEDANT. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, I do; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww wepute you >w< evew -The patron >_> of my life ÚwÚ and :33 wibewty. -TWANyIO. ;;w;; Then >w< go with me ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the matter :33 good. -This, uWu by OwO the >_< way, I let you undewstand: -UwU My fathew :3 is here ^.^ wook'd uWu fow every :3 day -ÚwÚ To xDD pass assuwance >_> of :3 a dow'r in mawwiage -'Twixt me ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_< Baptista's daughter here. -UwU In >w< aww ^.^ these UwU ciwcumstances I'll uWu instwuct you. -uWu Go with me ^-^ to cwothe you as >_< becomes you. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. ->w< PETWUCHIO'S house - -x3 Entew KATHERINA ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ GWUMIO - -UwU GWUMIO. No, no, uWu fowsooth; I dare ^.^ nyot uWu fow my wife. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. The ^-^ mowe my ^.^ wwong, OwO the ^-^ mowe his ^-^ spite ^.^ appeaws. ->_> What, >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ mawwy me ^-^ to :3 famish x3 me? -x3 Beggaws UwU that come x3 unto my >_< fathew's xDD doow -:3 Upon ^.^ entweaty ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; awms; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, ewsewhewe uWu they ^.^ meet with :33 chawity; -But OwO I, ^-^ who never knew how ^-^ to >w< entweat, -Nyow never nyeeded UwU that I shouwd >w< entweat, -OwO Am >w< stawv'd uWu fow ^.^ meat, x3 giddy uWu fow wack >_> of sleep; -x3 With oaths ^-^ kept ;;w;; waking, ÚwÚ and with ^w^ bwawwing ;;w;; fed; -And UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; spites me ^-^ mowe than >w< aww ^.^ these xDD wants- -ÚwÚ He OwO does ^.^ it uWu undew name >_> of pewfect :33 wuv; -UwU As ^-^ who shouwd ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if I shouwd ;;w;; sweep ^w^ ow >w< eat, -'Twewe >_> deadwy sicknyess ^w^ ow ewse ÚwÚ pwesent :33 death. -I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< go ÚwÚ and >_< get me >w< some uWu wepast; -I cawe ^.^ nyot what, OwO so ^.^ it >w< be >_> whowesome food. -UwU GWUMIO. What uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ nyeat's ^.^ foot? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ 'Tis >_< passing >w< good; I ÚwÚ pwithee let me ^.^ have it. -UwU GWUMIO. I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :3 is xDD too ^w^ chowewic :3 a meat. -OwO How uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a UwU fat twipe finely broil'd? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I >_< wike ^.^ it ;;w;; weww; good Gwumio, ÚwÚ fetch ^.^ it >_> me. -UwU GWUMIO. I cannyot UwU teww; I ;;w;; feaw 'tis choleric. -What uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a piece >_> of >_< beef ÚwÚ and ^.^ mustawd? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A dish UwU that I ^-^ do love ^-^ to :33 feed upon. -UwU GWUMIO. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the :33 mustawd :3 is xDD too ^.^ hot :3 a ^-^ wittwe. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. UwU Why then OwO the ^w^ beef, ÚwÚ and let OwO the :33 mustawd ^-^ west. -UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then I uWu wiww not; you uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the OwO mustawd, -Ow ewse you >_< get nyo >_< beef >_> of :3 Gwumio. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; Then ^.^ both, ^w^ ow one, ^w^ ow ^w^ anything :3 thou wilt. -UwU GWUMIO. UwU Why then OwO the :33 mustawd ^-^ without OwO the ^-^ beef. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, :3 thou false >_> dewuding slave, -[Beats xDD him] -:33 That ÚwÚ feed'st me with OwO the vewy name >_> of meat. -Sorrow uWu on ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pack >_> of you -:33 That ;;w;; twiumph ;;w;; thus x3 upon my xDD misewy! -Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, I >w< say. - -x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ HOWTENSIO with meat - -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO How fares my Kate? >_> What, UwU sweeting, >w< aww :3 amowt? -HOWTENSIO. Mistwess, what cheer? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO Faith, as x3 cowd as can UwU be. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 Pwuck OwO up >w< thy spiwits, ÚwÚ wook x3 cheewfuwwy x3 upon >_> me. -Here, love, :3 thou >w< seest how :3 diwigent I OwO am, -ÚwÚ To dwess >w< thy meat ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it thee. -I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, :3 this >_> kindnyess merits :33 thanks. ->_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU wowd? ;;w;; Nyay, then :3 thou lov'st ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, -And >w< aww my x3 pains :3 is uWu sowted ^-^ to nyo proof. -Here, UwU take away :3 this dish. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I pray you, let ^.^ it :3 stand. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. The ^-^ poowest service :3 is wepaid with :3 thanks; -And OwO so uWu shaww ÚwÚ minye, before you ^.^ touch OwO the meat. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I :3 thank you, sir. -HOWTENSIO. UwU Signyiow Petruchio, fie! you awe ^-^ to blame. -^w^ Come, ^w^ Mistwess x3 Kate, I'll bear you :33 company. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Eat ^.^ it OwO up aww, Howtensio, ^-^ if :3 thou wuvst me.- -^.^ Much good ^-^ do ^.^ it x3 unto >w< thy gentwe >_< heawt! -x3 Kate, xDD eat >_< apace. And nyow, my honey love, -uWu Wiww ^-^ we xDD wetuwn x3 unto >w< thy >_< fathew's house -And revel ^.^ it as bravely as OwO the best, -x3 With silken ;;w;; coats ÚwÚ and :33 caps, ÚwÚ and gowden UwU wings, -x3 With :33 wuffs ÚwÚ and ^.^ cuffs ÚwÚ and fawthingawes ÚwÚ and OwO things, -x3 With scarfs ÚwÚ and xDD fans ÚwÚ and double >_> change >_> of ^-^ bwav'wy. -x3 With amber ^-^ bwacewets, x3 beads, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 this knav'ry. ->_> What, x3 hast :3 thou din'd? The >_> taiwow ^w^ stays >w< thy leisure, -ÚwÚ To xDD deck >w< thy ÚwÚ body with his wuffwing >w< tweasuwe. - -x3 Entew TAILOR - -^w^ Come, taiwow, let OwO us UwU see ^.^ these ÚwÚ ownyaments; ->w< Way :3 fowth OwO the >_< gown. - -x3 Entew HABERDASHER - -What UwU nyews with you, sir? -UwU HABEWDASHEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> youw wowship >_> did ;;w;; bespeak. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ mouwded uWu on :3 a powwingew; -OwO A OwO vewvet dish. :33 Fie, fie! 'tis :3 wewd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fiwthy; -ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a cockle ^w^ ow :3 a walnut-shell, -OwO A UwU knyack, :3 a OwO toy, :3 a uWu twick, :3 a ;;w;; baby's cap. -:3 Away with it. ^w^ Come, let me ^.^ have :3 a UwU biggew. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I'll ^.^ have nyo bigger; :3 this doth x3 fit OwO the UwU time, -And ^.^ gentwewomen wear such :33 caps as :3 these. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. When you awe gentle, you uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ onye UwU too, -And ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. -HOWTENSIO. ^-^ [Aside] :33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be in UwU haste. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I xDD twust I ^-^ may ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >_< speak; -And speak I uWu wiww. I x3 am nyo OwO chiwd, nyo ;;w;; babe. -Your x3 bettews ^.^ have enduw'd me uWu say my UwU mind, -And ^-^ if you :33 cannyot, :33 best you xDD stop >_> youw x3 eaws. -UwU My :33 tongue uWu wiww tell OwO the :3 angew >_> of my xDD heawt, -Ow ewse my xDD heawt, >w< conceawing it, uWu wiww bweak; -And wathew than ^.^ it ^-^ shaww, I uWu wiww >w< be free ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the xDD uttewmost, as I please, in wowds. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou xDD say'st true; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a pawtwy xDD cap, -OwO A :33 custawd-coffin, :3 a bauble, :3 a silken pie; -I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww in UwU that :3 thou lik'st ^.^ it not. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Wuv me ^w^ ow love me ;;w;; nyot, I >_< wike OwO the xDD cap; -And ^.^ it I uWu wiww x3 have, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww ^.^ have none. Exit HABERDASHER -^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Thy uWu gown? ÚwÚ Why, >_> ay. ^w^ Come, taiwow, let OwO us ÚwÚ see't. -:3 O >w< mewcy, God! what masquing stuff :3 is hewe? -What's uWu this? OwO A >w< sweeve? ^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 a demi-cannyon. ->_> What, OwO up ÚwÚ and down, carv'd >_< wike OwO an appwetawt? -Here's snip ÚwÚ and uWu nyip ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut ÚwÚ and >w< swish ÚwÚ and swash, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ censew in :3 a ^-^ bawbew's :3 shop. -ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a devil's uWu nyame, taiwow, ^.^ caww'st :3 thou uWu this? -HOWTENSIO. ^-^ [Aside] I UwU see she's >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have neither ÚwÚ cap :3 nyow >_< gown. -x3 TAIWOW. You ;;w;; bid me ^-^ make ^.^ it >_> owdewwy ÚwÚ and well, ->_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD time. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and did; uWu but ^-^ if you >w< be ;;w;; wememb'wed, -I >_> did ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid you mar ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the xDD time. -Go, :33 hop me xDD uvw every ;;w;; kennyew home, ->_< Fow you uWu shaww :33 hop ^-^ without my :33 custom, sir. -I'll UwU nyonye >_> of xDD it; OwO hence! ^-^ make >_> youw :33 best >_> of it. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I never ^-^ saw :3 a better fashion'd >_< gown, -Mowe ^w^ quaint, ^-^ mowe pleasing, :3 nyow ^-^ mowe commendabwe; -Belike you UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD puppet >_> of >_> me. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, true; ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD puppet >_> of thee. -x3 TAIWOW. She :33 says >_> youw wowship :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD puppet >_> of :3 hew. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 O monstrous arrogance! Thou wiest, :3 thou thwead, :3 thou -thimbwe, -Thou xDD yawd, three-quarters, hawf-yawd, quarter, >_< nyaiw, -Thou x3 fwea, :3 thou uWu nyit, :3 thou winter-cricket ;;w;; thou- -ÚwÚ Bwav'd in >_< minye >_> own house with :3 a ;;w;; skein >_> of >_< thwead! -Away, :3 thou :3 wag, :3 thou UwU quantity, :3 thou x3 wemnyant; -Ow I uWu shaww OwO so bemete ÚwÚ thee with >w< thy x3 yawd -UwU As :3 thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ think uWu on prating UwU whiwst :3 thou liv'st! -I tell ^.^ thee, OwO I, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast >_> maww'd xDD hew >_< gown. -x3 TAIWOW. Your wowship :3 is ^-^ deceiv'd; OwO the UwU gown :3 is :3 made ->w< Just as my ^w^ mastew xDD had uWu diwection. -^-^ Gwumio >_> gave owdew how ^.^ it shouwd >w< be >w< donye. -UwU GWUMIO. I >_> gave him nyo OwO owdew; I >_> gave him OwO the >_< stuff. -x3 TAIWOW. But how >_> did you desiwe ^.^ it shouwd >w< be xDD made? -UwU GWUMIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, with xDD nyeedwe ÚwÚ and >w< thwead. -x3 TAIWOW. But >_> did you ^.^ nyot xDD wequest ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it cut? -UwU GWUMIO. Thou x3 hast ^-^ fac'd many ;;w;; things. -x3 TAIWOW. I have. -UwU GWUMIO. Face ^.^ nyot >_> me. Thou x3 hast brav'd many ^w^ men; bwave ^.^ nyot >_> me. I -uWu wiww neither >w< be ^-^ fac'd :3 nyow >w< bwav'd. I uWu say x3 unto ^.^ thee, I ;;w;; bid >w< thy -^w^ mastew ÚwÚ cut >_< out OwO the UwU gown; uWu but I >_> did ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. -:33 Ewgo, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. -x3 TAIWOW. ÚwÚ Why, here :3 is OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of OwO the ^.^ fashion ^-^ to >w< testify. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Wead it. -UwU GWUMIO. The ^-^ nyote :3 wies :33 in's ÚwÚ thwoat, ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu say I ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. -x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Imprimis, :3 a woose-bodied gown'- -UwU GWUMIO. UwU Mastew, ^-^ if >w< evew I ^w^ said woose-bodied >_< gown, UwU sew me in OwO the -;;w;; skiwts >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and beat me ^-^ to death with :3 a xDD bottom >_> of xDD bwown UwU bwead; I -^w^ said :3 a >_< gown. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 Pwoceed. -x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'With :3 a small compass'd >_> cape'- -UwU GWUMIO. I x3 confess OwO the >_> cape. -x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'With :3 a twunk ^.^ sweeve'- -UwU GWUMIO. I x3 confess two ;;w;; sweeves. -x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'The ^-^ sweeves ÚwÚ cuwiouswy cut.' -^-^ PETWUCHIO. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the :3 viwwainy. -UwU GWUMIO. Ewwow >w< i' th' bill, siw; error >w< i' th' >w< biww! I ^w^ commanded OwO the -^-^ sweeves shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ cut out, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sew'd OwO up ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and UwU that I'll -^w^ pwuv x3 upon ^.^ thee, >w< though >w< thy wittwe fingew >w< be UwU awmed in :3 a thimbwe. -x3 TAIWOW. :3 This :3 is OwO twue UwU that I ^w^ say; OwO an I xDD had ÚwÚ thee in place where, :3 thou -shouldst xDD knyow it. -UwU GWUMIO. I x3 am uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; stwaight; UwU take :3 thou OwO the bill, ^w^ give me >w< thy -xDD meteyawd, ÚwÚ and spawe ^.^ nyot >_> me. -HOWTENSIO. God-a-mercy, OwO Gwumio! ;;w;; Then ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo ^w^ odds. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, ;;w;; siw, in brief, OwO the UwU gown :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> me. -UwU GWUMIO. You awe >w< i' th' >_< wight, siw; 'tis uWu fow my OwO mistwess. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Go, UwU take ^.^ it OwO up x3 unto >w< thy >_< mastew's use. -UwU GWUMIO. ^-^ Viwwain, ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< thy life! ;;w;; Take OwO up my x3 mistwess' UwU gown uWu fow ->w< thy >_< mastew's :3 use! -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ what's >_> youw uWu conceit in ÚwÚ that? -UwU GWUMIO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, OwO the uWu conceit :3 is uWu deepew than you ÚwÚ think OwO fow. -;;w;; Take OwO up my x3 mistwess' UwU gown ^-^ to his >_< mastew's :3 use! -:3 O ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ [Aside] Howtensio, uWu say :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU see OwO the >_> taiwow >_> paid.- -uWu Go UwU take ^.^ it >_> hence; >w< be gone, ÚwÚ and uWu say nyo more. -HOWTENSIO. :3 Taiwow, I'll pay ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy UwU gown to-morrow; -;;w;; Take nyo unkindness >_> of his ^-^ hasty wowds. -Away, I ^w^ say; ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to >w< thy mastew. Exit TAILOR -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, xDD come, my OwO Kate; ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 unto >_> youw >_< fathew's ->_< Even in ^.^ these >w< honyest UwU mean habiliments; -Our :3 puwses uWu shaww >w< be proud, ^-^ ouw garments >_< poow; ->_< Fow 'tis OwO the :33 mind UwU that makes OwO the ÚwÚ body rich; -And as OwO the >_< sun bweaks OwO thwough OwO the ^.^ dawkest ÚwÚ cwouds, -^w^ So uWu honyouw x3 peeweth in OwO the UwU meanyest ÚwÚ habit. ->_> What, :3 is OwO the >_> jay ^-^ mowe pwecious than OwO the lark -xDD Because his ÚwÚ feathews awe ^-^ mowe ^w^ beautifuw? -Ow :3 is OwO the x3 addew better than OwO the ^.^ eew -xDD Because his ^w^ painted ^.^ skin uWu contents OwO the x3 eye? -:3 O no, good OwO Kate; neither art :3 thou OwO the >_< wowse ->_< Fow :3 this UwU poow x3 fuwnyituwe ÚwÚ and UwU mean array. ->w< If :3 thou uWu account'st ^.^ it shame, uWu way ^.^ it uWu on me; -And OwO thewefowe >_> fwowic; ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 hence >_> fowthwith -ÚwÚ To feast ÚwÚ and uWu spowt OwO us at >w< thy >_< fathew's >_< house. -uWu Go caww my ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and let OwO us straight ^-^ to him; -And bwing ^-^ ouw howses x3 unto >_> Wong-wanye :3 end; -Thewe uWu wiww ^-^ we >_< mount, ÚwÚ and thithew ÚwÚ wawk uWu on foot. -Let's xDD see; I ÚwÚ think 'tis :3 nyow >w< some :3 seven o'cwock, -And ;;w;; weww ^-^ we ^-^ may come there uWu by dinner-time. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I dare assuwe you, ;;w;; siw, 'tis ^w^ awmost ^-^ two, -And 'twill >w< be supper-time ewe you come ^.^ thewe. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be :3 seven ewe I >w< go ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. -Wook what I ÚwÚ speak, ^w^ ow uWu do, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ think ^-^ to uWu do, -You awe still crossing it. >w< Siws, let 't alone; -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to-day; ÚwÚ and ewe I uWu do, -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be what o'cwock I uWu say ^.^ it is. -HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so :3 this x3 gawwant uWu wiww xDD command OwO the OwO sun. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -uWu Padua. Before BAPTISTA'S house - -x3 Entew ^-^ TWANyIO as ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; PEDANT dressed >_< wike VINCENTIO - -TWANyIO. >_> Siw, :3 this :3 is OwO the >_< house; >w< pwease ^.^ it you UwU that I ^-^ caww? -OwO PEDANT. >w< Ay, what xDD ewse? And, uWu but I >w< be :3 deceived, -UwU Signyiow >_< Baptista ^-^ may wemembew me -Near twenty years >_< ago in uWu Genyoa, -:3 Whewe ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe OwO wodgews at OwO the ÚwÚ Pegasus. -TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and howd >_> youw own, in ^-^ any ^-^ case, -x3 With such austewity as OwO wongeth ^-^ to :3 a father. - -x3 Entew xDD BIONDEWWO - -OwO PEDANT. I ;;w;; wawwant you. But, ;;w;; siw, here comes >_> youw >w< boy; -'Twewe good ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe x3 schoow'd. -TWANyIO. OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot >_> him. Sirrah >_> Biondewwo, -Nyow ^-^ do >_> youw >_> duty ;;w;; thwoughwy, I :33 advise you. -:33 Imaginye 'twere OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Vincentio. -BIONDELLO. UwU Tut, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_> me. -TWANyIO. But x3 hast :3 thou x3 donye >w< thy ewwand ^-^ to ÚwÚ Baptista? -BIONDELLO. I told him UwU that >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ was at >_> Venyice, -And UwU that you ^.^ wook'd uWu fow him :3 this :3 day in uWu Padua. -TWANyIO. xDD Th'awt :3 a taww fellow; howd ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^-^ to drink. -;;w;; Hewe comes :33 Baptista. ÚwÚ Set >_> youw countenyance, sir. - -x3 Entew x3 BAPTISTA, ÚwÚ and WUCENTIO as ÚwÚ CAMBIO - -UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, you awe UwU happiwy :33 met. -uWu [To ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< PEDANT] >_> Siw, :3 this :3 is OwO the ^-^ gentweman I told you >w< of; -I pray you ^.^ stand good fathew ^-^ to me UwU nyow; ->w< Give me ;;w;; Bianca uWu fow my patwimony. -OwO PEDANT. >_< Soft, >_< son! ->_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw weave: having come ^-^ to xDD Padua -ÚwÚ To x3 gathew in >w< some debts, my :3 son xDD Wucentio -^w^ Made me acquainted with :3 a ^-^ weighty cause -x3 Of love :3 between >_> youw daughter ÚwÚ and ;;w;; himsewf; -And- uWu fow OwO the good wepowt I hear >_> of you, -And uWu fow OwO the love ^.^ he >_> beaweth ^-^ to >_> youw >_> daughtew, -And ^.^ she ^-^ to x3 him- ^-^ to stay him ^.^ nyot xDD too long, -I x3 am >_< content, in :3 a good >_< fathew's cawe, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him ;;w;; match'd; :3 and, ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to >_< wike -:3 Nyo >_< wowse than OwO I, x3 upon >w< some agreement ->w< Me uWu shaww you find ready ÚwÚ and willing -x3 With ^-^ onye consent ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew OwO so ÚwÚ bestow'd; ->_< Fow uWu cuwious I cannyot >w< be with you, -UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, >_> of xDD whom I hear OwO so :33 weww. ->_> BAPTISTA. >_> Siw, pawdon me in what I ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< say. -Your :3 pwainnyess ÚwÚ and >_> youw shortness >w< pwease me :33 weww. -Wight OwO twue ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw :3 son xDD Wucentio here -^-^ Doth love my >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she wuvth ^w^ him, -Ow uWu both dissembwe >_< deepwy theiw affections; -And ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if you uWu say nyo ^-^ mowe than this, -:33 That >_< wike :3 a fathew you uWu wiww ^-^ deaw with ^w^ him, -And xDD pass my daughter :3 a uWu sufficient ^-^ dowew, -The ^-^ match :3 is made, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is donye- -Your :3 son uWu shaww ^.^ have my daughter with consent. -TWANyIO. I :3 thank you, sir. :3 Whewe then ^-^ do you xDD knyow :33 best -We >w< be xDD affied, ÚwÚ and such assuwance ta'en -UwU As uWu shaww with ;;w;; eithew :33 pawt's agreement ÚwÚ stand? ->_> BAPTISTA. :3 Nyot in my OwO house, :33 Wucentio, uWu fow you xDD knyow -Pitchews ^.^ have eaws, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have many sewvants; -UwU Besides, ^.^ owd >_> Gwemio :3 is heawk'nying stiww, -And UwU happiwy ^-^ we UwU might >w< be interrupted. -TWANyIO. ;;w;; Then at my ÚwÚ wodging, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike you. -Thewe doth my fathew >_> wie; ÚwÚ and there :3 this night ->w< We'ww xDD pass OwO the ^-^ businyess pwivatewy ÚwÚ and :33 weww. ->_> Send uWu fow >_> youw daughter uWu by >_> youw ^-^ sewvant xDD hewe; -UwU My :3 boy uWu shaww ÚwÚ fetch OwO the scrivener >_> pwesentwy. -The wowst :3 is this, UwU that at OwO so x3 swendew wawnying -You awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a xDD thin ÚwÚ and x3 swendew :33 pittance. ->_> BAPTISTA. ^w^ It wikes me :33 weww. UwU Cambio, UwU hie you home, -And ;;w;; bid ;;w;; Bianca ^-^ make xDD hew ready ;;w;; stwaight; -And, ^-^ if you wiww, tell what ;;w;; hath :3 happenyed- -^.^ Wucentio's fathew :3 is awwiv'd in >w< Padua, -And how she's >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ Wucentio's wife. Exit WUCENTIO -BIONDELLO. I pray OwO the UwU gods ^.^ she >w< may, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -TWANyIO. ^.^ Dawwy ^.^ nyot with OwO the >_< gods, uWu but >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. -Exit xDD BIONDEWWO -UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, uWu shaww I ;;w;; wead OwO the ^w^ way? -^-^ Wewcome! >_< Onye UwU mess :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw cheer; -^w^ Come, siw; ^-^ we uWu wiww better ^.^ it in Pisa. ->_> BAPTISTA. I follow you. >_< Exeunt - -;;w;; We-entew WUCENTIO as xDD CAMBIO, ÚwÚ and xDD BIONDEWWO - -BIONDELLO. :3 Cambio. -UwU WUCENTIO. What xDD say'st thou, Biondello? -BIONDELLO. You ^-^ saw my ^w^ mastew :3 wink ÚwÚ and waugh x3 upon you? -UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Biondewwo, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? -BIONDELLO. OwO Faith, OwO nyothing; uWu but >_> has weft me here >_> behind ^-^ to uWu expound -OwO the meaning ^w^ ow :33 mowaw >_> of his signs ÚwÚ and tokens. -UwU WUCENTIO. I pray ÚwÚ thee uWu mowawize ^.^ them. -BIONDELLO. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: >_< Baptista :3 is xDD safe, >_> tawking with OwO the OwO deceiving -fathew >_> of :3 a x3 deceitfuw :33 son. -UwU WUCENTIO. And what >_> of OwO him? -BIONDELLO. His daughter :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ bwought uWu by you ^-^ to OwO the >_< suppew. -UwU WUCENTIO. And ^.^ then? -BIONDELLO. The ^.^ owd pwiest at x3 Saint Luke's church :3 is at >_> youw xDD command -at >w< aww OwO houws. -UwU WUCENTIO. And what >_> of >w< aww uWu this? -BIONDELLO. I cannyot >_< teww, ^-^ except uWu they awe :33 busied about :3 a ->w< countewfeit assurance. ;;w;; Take >_> youw assuwance >_> of UwU hew, ;;w;; cum privilegio -:33 ad ^-^ impwimendum solum; ^-^ to th' church UwU take OwO the :33 pwiest, OwO cwewk, ÚwÚ and ->w< some uWu sufficient >w< honyest x3 witnyesses. ->w< If :3 this >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU that you ÚwÚ wook for, I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, -But ;;w;; bid ;;w;; Bianca faweweww uWu fow >w< evew ÚwÚ and :3 a day. -UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Heaw'st thou, Biondello? -BIONDELLO. I cannyot tarry. I knew :3 a wench married in OwO an afternoon -as ^.^ she went ^-^ to OwO the garden uWu fow pawswey ^-^ to stuff :3 a rabbit; ÚwÚ and OwO so -^-^ may you, siw; ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO adieu, sir. UwU My ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hath appointed me ^-^ to ->w< go ^-^ to x3 Saint Luke's ^-^ to ;;w;; bid OwO the pwiest >w< be ready ^-^ to come x3 against you -come with >_> youw appendix. -Exit -UwU WUCENTIO. I ^-^ may ÚwÚ and wiww, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be OwO so ;;w;; contented. -She uWu wiww >w< be pleas'd; then xDD whewefowe shouwd I doubt? -x3 Hap what :3 hap >w< may, I'll ^.^ woundwy >w< go about UwU hew; -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd ^-^ if ÚwÚ Cambio >w< go ^-^ without :3 hew. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -OwO A uWu pubwic woad - -x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, HOWTENSIO, ÚwÚ and UwU SEWVANTS - -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Come OwO on, :3 a God's ;;w;; nyame; UwU once ^-^ mowe towawd ^-^ ouw ;;w;; fathew's. -Good :3 Wowd, how UwU bwight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ goodwy uWu shinyes OwO the x3 moon! -^.^ KATHEWINyA. The ^.^ moon? The sun! ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO moonwight OwO nyow. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu say ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^-^ moon UwU that uWu shinyes OwO so bwight. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >_< sun UwU that uWu shinyes OwO so bwight. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow uWu by my >_> mothew's UwU son, ÚwÚ and that's ÚwÚ mysewf, -^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ moon, ^w^ ow >_< staw, ^w^ ow what I wist, -Ow ewe I journey ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's >_< house. -uWu Go uWu on ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ ouw howses xDD back again. -;;w;; Evewmowe ;;w;; cwoss'd ÚwÚ and :3 cwoss'd; nyothing uWu but cwoss'd! -HOWTENSIO. Say as ^.^ he uWu says, ^w^ ow ^-^ we uWu shaww never ^.^ go. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu Fowwawd, I pray, >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have come OwO so :33 faw, -And >w< be ^.^ it ^w^ moon, ^w^ ow >_> sun, ^w^ ow what you pwease; -And ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to caww ^.^ it :3 a rush-candle, -:33 Hencefowth I x3 vow ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be OwO so uWu fow >_> me. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu say ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ moon. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ moon. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then you >_> wie; ^.^ it :3 is OwO the bwessed OwO sun. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Then, :3 God >w< be bwess'd, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the bwessed ;;w;; sun; -But >_< sun ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; nyot, when you uWu say ^.^ it :3 is not; -And OwO the ^-^ moon x3 changes x3 even as >_> youw mind. -What you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu nyam'd, x3 even UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; is, -And OwO so ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be OwO so uWu fow >w< Kathewinye. -HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, >w< go >w< thy :33 ways, OwO the field :3 is x3 won. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, x3 fowwawd, UwU fowwawd! ;;w;; thus OwO the boww shouwd ^-^ wun, -And ^.^ nyot unwuckiwy x3 against OwO the bias. -But, ^.^ soft! >w< Company :3 is UwU coming here. - -x3 Entew VINCENTIO - -uWu [To ÚwÚ VINCENTIO] xDD Good-mowwow, gentwe UwU mistwess; xDD whewe xDD away?- ->_> Teww uWu me, ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and tell me ^.^ twuwy UwU too, -xDD Hast :3 thou x3 behewd :3 a fresher gentlewoman? -Such OwO waw >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and wed within xDD hew cheeks! -What x3 staws ^-^ do >_> spangwe >w< heaven with such x3 beauty -UwU As x3 those two eyes ÚwÚ become UwU that ^w^ heavenwy face? -^-^ Faiw UwU wuvwy ;;w;; maid, UwU once ^-^ mowe good :3 day ^-^ to thee. -^.^ Sweet x3 Kate, ^w^ embwace xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew beauty's sake. -HOWTENSIO. 'A uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the man >_< mad, ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of >_> him. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Young uWu budding UwU viwgin, fair ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweet, -Whither ^w^ away, ^w^ ow xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy :3 abode? -x3 Happy OwO the parents >_> of OwO so fair :3 a x3 chiwd; -Happiew OwO the man xDD whom favourable x3 staws -^w^ Awwots ÚwÚ thee uWu fow his UwU wuvwy :3 bed-fewwow. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, x3 Kate, I >w< hope :3 thou art ^.^ nyot uWu mad! -:3 This :3 is :3 a man, >_> owd, ÚwÚ wwinkwed, UwU faded, withewed, -And ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> maiden, as :3 thou sayst ^.^ he is. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Pawdon, ^.^ owd fathew, my mistaking >_> eyes, -:33 That ^.^ have >_< been OwO so UwU bedazzwed with OwO the >_< sun -:33 That OwO evewything I ÚwÚ wook uWu on seemeth gween; -Nyow I pewceive :3 thou art :3 a OwO wevewend father. ->_> Pawdon, I pray ^.^ thee, uWu fow my mad mistaking. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Do, good ^.^ owd grandsire, ÚwÚ and withaw ^-^ make OwO knyown -^w^ Which uWu way :3 thou >_< twavewwest- ^-^ if ÚwÚ awong with >w< us, -We uWu shaww >w< be >_< joyfuw >_> of >w< thy :33 company. -uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and you my >_> mewwy mistress, -:33 That with >_> youw ÚwÚ stwange uWu encountew >w< much >w< amaz'd uWu me, -UwU My name :3 is xDD caww'd uWu Vincentio, my dwelling >w< Pisa, -And bound I x3 am ^-^ to >w< Padua, there ^-^ to >w< visit -OwO A :3 son >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; which wong I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD seen. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. What :3 is his name? -uWu VINCENTIO. :33 Wucentio, gentwe sir. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Happiwy OwO met; OwO the happier uWu fow >w< thy :33 son. -And :3 nyow uWu by waw, as ;;w;; weww as OwO wevewend ^-^ age, -I ^-^ may entitle ÚwÚ thee my :33 woving father: -The ^-^ sistew ^-^ to my xDD wife, :3 this ^-^ gentwewoman, -x3 Thy :3 son uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hath :3 mawwied. uWu Wondew ;;w;; nyot, -Nyow >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ gwieved- ^.^ she :3 is >_> of good ;;w;; esteem, -Her dowwy weawthy, ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< wowthy birth; -Beside, OwO so :33 quawified as ^-^ may beseem -The xDD spouse >_> of ^-^ any x3 nyobwe gentleman. ->_> Wet me ^w^ embwace with ^.^ owd Vincentio; -And ÚwÚ wandew ^-^ we ^-^ to UwU see >w< thy >w< honyest UwU son, -OwO Who uWu wiww >_> of >w< thy >_< awwivaw >w< be :33 fuww xDD joyous. -uWu VINCENTIO. But :3 is :3 this true; ^w^ ow :3 is ^.^ it ewse >_> youw pweasuwe, -;;w;; Wike >_> pweasant travellers, ^-^ to >_< bweak :3 a ÚwÚ jest -:3 Upon OwO the >_> company you ;;w;; uvwtake? -HOWTENSIO. I ^-^ do assuwe ^.^ thee, fathew, OwO so ^.^ it is. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, >w< go awong, ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the >w< twuth heweof; ->_< Fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst mewwiment ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee jeawous. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^.^ HOWTENSIO -HOWTENSIO. Weww, Petruchio, :3 this >_> has >w< put me in ÚwÚ heawt. ->_< Have ^-^ to my >w< widow; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be :3 fwowawd, -;;w;; Then x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ taught ;;w;; Howtensio ^-^ to >w< be untoward. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -uWu Padua. Before ^w^ WUCENTIO'S house - -x3 Entew BIONDELLO, ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and BIANCA; uWu GWEMIO :3 is >_< out before - -BIONDELLO. uWu Softwy ÚwÚ and x3 swiftwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow OwO the pwiest :3 is weady. -UwU WUCENTIO. I fly, Biondewwo; uWu but uWu they ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to :3 nyeed OwO the at -home, OwO thewefowe xDD weave ÚwÚ us. -BIONDELLO. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 faith, I'll UwU see OwO the church :3 a >_> youw ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and then -come xDD back ^-^ to my >_< mastew's as >_> soon as I ^.^ can. ->_< Exeunt ^w^ WUCENTIO, BIANCA, ÚwÚ and xDD BIONDEWWO -;;w;; GWEMIO. I x3 mawvew ÚwÚ Cambio comes ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. - -x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, VINCENTIO, GRUMIO, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> Siw, >w< hewe's OwO the uWu doow; :3 this :3 is ^.^ Wucentio's >_< house; -UwU My >_< fathew's uWu beaws ^-^ mowe towawd OwO the mawket-pwace; -Thithew >w< must OwO I, ÚwÚ and here I xDD weave you, sir. -uWu VINCENTIO. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but dwink before you ^.^ go; -I ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww xDD command >_> youw ^-^ wewcome ;;w;; hewe, -And uWu by >w< aww ;;w;; wikewihood >w< some :33 cheew :3 is toward. ^.^ [Knyocks] -;;w;; GWEMIO. They'we busy :3 within; you ;;w;; wewe :33 best xDD knyock louder. -[PEDANT looks >_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ window] -OwO PEDANT. What's ^.^ he UwU that :3 knyocks as ^.^ he would beat ;;w;; down OwO the gate? -uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ Is UwU Signyiow xDD Wucentio ÚwÚ within, sir? -OwO PEDANT. >w< He's ÚwÚ within, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be spoken :3 withaw. -uWu VINCENTIO. What ^-^ if :3 a man bwing him :3 a ^-^ hundwed :3 pound ^w^ ow two ^-^ to ^-^ make ->_> mewwy UwU withaw? -OwO PEDANT. Keep >_> youw ^-^ hundwed >w< pounds ^-^ to yourself; ^.^ he uWu shaww :3 nyeed UwU nyonye OwO so -wong as I wive. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I told you >_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww bewuvd in uWu Padua. Do -you OwO heaw, sir? ÚwÚ To xDD weave frivolous circumstances, I pray you tell -UwU Signyiow xDD Wucentio UwU that his fathew :3 is come ^-^ fwom >w< Pisa, ÚwÚ and :3 is here -at OwO the xDD doow ^-^ to speak with >_> him. -OwO PEDANT. Thou wiest: his fathew :3 is come ^-^ fwom >w< Padua, ÚwÚ and here looking ->_< out at OwO the window. -uWu VINCENTIO. Awt :3 thou his fathew? -OwO PEDANT. >w< Ay, siw; OwO so his mothew uWu says, ^-^ if I ^-^ may believe :3 hew. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu [To ÚwÚ VINCENTIO] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, gentweman! -ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is fwat ;;w;; knyavewy ^-^ to UwU take x3 upon you another ÚwÚ man's >w< nyame. -OwO PEDANT. >w< Way ^.^ hands uWu on OwO the villain; I believe UwU 'a :3 means ^-^ to >_> cozen ->_< somebody in :3 this :33 city uWu undew my :3 countenyance. - -;;w;; We-entew xDD BIONDEWWO - -BIONDELLO. I ^.^ have uWu seen them in OwO the church >w< togethew. :3 God ^-^ send >w< 'em -good ;;w;; shipping! But ^-^ who :3 is hewe? Minye ^.^ owd :3 mastew, ^w^ Vicentio! Nyow ^-^ we -awe undonye ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought ^-^ to nothing. -uWu VINCENTIO. >_< [Seeing BIONDEWWO] Come hithew, ;;w;; cwack-hemp. -BIONDELLO. I >w< hope I ^-^ may choose, sir. -uWu VINCENTIO. Come hithew, you >_> wogue. >_> What, ^.^ have you ;;w;; fowgot x3 me? -BIONDELLO. Fowgot xDD you! No, sir. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ fowget you, uWu fow I never -^-^ saw you before in >w< aww my wife. -uWu VINCENTIO. >_> What, you notorious viwwain, didst :3 thou never UwU see >w< thy ->_< mastew's fathew, Vincentio? -BIONDELLO. >_> What, my ^.^ owd x3 wowshipfuw ^.^ owd ^.^ mastew? x3 Yes, >w< mawwy, siw; UwU see -xDD whewe ^.^ he looks >_< out >_> of OwO the window. -uWu VINCENTIO. :3 Is't so, ^.^ indeed? :3 [He x3 beats BIONDEWWO] -BIONDELLO. :3 Hewp, help, :33 hewp! Here's :3 a >_< madman uWu wiww murder >_> me. -Exit -OwO PEDANT. :3 Hewp, >_< son! help, UwU Signyiow Baptista! Exit ^-^ fwom :33 abuv -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Prithee, x3 Kate, wet's ^.^ stand ^w^ aside ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the ^-^ end >_> of :3 this -^-^ contwuvwsy. ^.^ [They ^.^ stand aside] - -;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; PEDANT below; x3 BAPTISTA, TRANIO, ÚwÚ and UwU SEWVANTS - -TWANyIO. >_> Siw, what awe you UwU that :3 offew ^-^ to beat my :3 sewvant? -uWu VINCENTIO. What x3 am OwO I, sir? ;;w;; Nyay, what awe you, sir? :3 O immortal x3 gods! -:3 O fine viwwain! OwO A silken doublet, :3 a OwO vewvet >_> hose, :3 a uWu scawwet >w< cwoak, -ÚwÚ and :3 a copatain hat! :33 O, I x3 am :3 undonye! I x3 am :3 undonye! OwO Whiwe I xDD pway OwO the -good xDD husband at home, my :3 son ÚwÚ and my ^-^ sewvant uWu spend >w< aww at OwO the -university. -TWANyIO. OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? ->_> BAPTISTA. >_> What, :3 is OwO the man ^w^ wunyatic? -TWANyIO. >_> Siw, you ÚwÚ seem :3 a :33 sobew ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ gentweman uWu by >_> youw habit, uWu but ->_> youw uWu wowds show you :3 a madman. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, what OwO 'cewns ^.^ it you ^-^ if I -wear ;;w;; peaww ÚwÚ and UwU gowd? I :3 thank my good fathew, I x3 am able ^-^ to -maintain it. -uWu VINCENTIO. x3 Thy ^-^ fathew! :3 O viwwain! ^.^ he :3 is :3 a saiwmakew in Bewgamo. ->_> BAPTISTA. You mistake, siw; you mistake, sir. >_> Pway, what ^-^ do you -ÚwÚ think :3 is his name? -uWu VINCENTIO. His >_< nyame! UwU As ^-^ if I knew ^.^ nyot his >_< nyame! I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him -OwO up >w< evew >_< since ^.^ he ÚwÚ was three years >_> owd, ÚwÚ and his name :3 is xDD Twanyio. -OwO PEDANT. Away, ^w^ away, mad ^w^ ass! His name :3 is :3 Wucentio; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is >_< minye -only UwU son, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the x3 wands >_> of uWu me, UwU Signyiow UwU Vicentio. -uWu VINCENTIO. ÚwÚ Wucentio! :33 O, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath muwd'wed his >w< mastew! >w< Way howd uWu on -^w^ him, I chawge you, in OwO the >w< Duke's >w< nyame. :33 O, my UwU son, my >_< son! >_> Teww -uWu me, :3 thou viwwain, xDD whewe :3 is my UwU son, ^w^ Wucentio? -TWANyIO. ^-^ Caww :3 fowth OwO an uWu officew. - -x3 Entew ^-^ onye with OwO an xDD OFFICEW - -uWu Cawwy :3 this mad ^.^ knyave ^-^ to OwO the gaow. Father >w< Baptista, I chawge you -UwU see UwU that ^.^ he >w< be forthcoming. -uWu VINCENTIO. uWu Cawwy me ^-^ to OwO the gaow! -;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Stay, Officer; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to prison. ->_> BAPTISTA. x3 Tawk ;;w;; nyot, UwU Signyiow Gremio; I uWu say ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ to prison. -;;w;; GWEMIO. ;;w;; Take :3 heed, UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, west you >w< be cony-catch'd in -:3 this OwO businyess; I dare uWu sweaw :3 this :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Vincentio. -OwO PEDANT. OwO Sweaw ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. -;;w;; GWEMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I dare ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw it. -TWANyIO. ;;w;; Then :3 thou ^w^ wewt :33 best uWu say UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot Wucentio. -;;w;; GWEMIO. x3 Yes, I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be UwU Signyiow Wucentio. ->_> BAPTISTA. :3 Away with OwO the dotard; ^-^ to OwO the OwO gaow with :3 him! -uWu VINCENTIO. ÚwÚ Thus :3 stwangews ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ haw'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ abus'd. :3 O monstrous -viwwain! - -;;w;; We-entew BIONDELLO, with WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA - -BIONDELLO. :33 O, ^-^ we awe OwO spoiw'd; ÚwÚ and :33 yondew ^.^ he ÚwÚ is! UwU Deny ^w^ him, forswear -^w^ him, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ we awe >w< aww undonye. ->_< Exeunt BIONDELLO, TRANIO, ÚwÚ and PEDANT, as fast as ^-^ may >w< be -UwU WUCENTIO. >_> [Knyeewing] >_> Pawdon, ^w^ sweet father. -uWu VINCENTIO. Wives my ^w^ sweet xDD son? -BIANCA. >_> Pawdon, dear father. ->_> BAPTISTA. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou >w< offended? -:3 Whewe :3 is ^w^ Wucentio? -UwU WUCENTIO. Here's :33 Wucentio, -Wight :3 son ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wight uWu Vincentio, -:33 That ^.^ have uWu by mawwiage :3 made >w< thy daughter ÚwÚ minye, -OwO Whiwe >w< countewfeit ^-^ supposes :33 bweaw'd UwU thinye eyne. -;;w;; GWEMIO. Here's ^-^ packing, with :3 a ;;w;; witnyess, ^-^ to x3 deceive OwO us all! -uWu VINCENTIO. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that damned viwwain, UwU Twanyio, -:33 That ^-^ fac'd ÚwÚ and brav'd me in :3 this matter so? ->_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, tell uWu me, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this my uWu Cambio? -BIANCA. ÚwÚ Cambio :3 is >_< chang'd OwO into Wucentio. -UwU WUCENTIO. ^-^ Wuv wrought ^.^ these >w< miwacwes. ^-^ Bianca's love -^w^ Made me exchange my OwO state with UwU Twanyio, -OwO Whiwe ^.^ he >_> did bear my countenance in OwO the UwU town; -And UwU happiwy I ^.^ have OwO awwived at OwO the last -^.^ Unto OwO the ÚwÚ wished x3 haven >_> of my >_< bwiss. -What ^.^ Twanyio :33 did, ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; enfowc'd him to; -;;w;; Then pawdon ^w^ him, ^w^ sweet fathew, uWu fow my sake. -uWu VINCENTIO. I'll ^w^ swit OwO the villain's nyose UwU that would ^.^ have x3 sent me ^-^ to -OwO the gaow. ->_> BAPTISTA. uWu [To LUCENTIO] But ^-^ do you OwO heaw, sir? >_< Have you married my -daughter ^-^ without ^.^ asking my good x3 wiww? -uWu VINCENTIO. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, Baptista; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ content you, >w< go to; uWu but I -uWu wiww in ^-^ to >w< be :33 wevenged uWu fow :3 this :3 viwwainy. Exit ->_> BAPTISTA. And I ^-^ to :33 sound OwO the UwU depth >_> of :3 this >_> knyavewy. Exit -UwU WUCENTIO. Wook ^.^ nyot pawe, UwU Bianca; >w< thy fathew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot frown. ->_< Exeunt WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA -;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU My uWu cake :3 is dough, uWu but I'll in UwU among OwO the west; -Out >_> of >w< hope >_> of >w< aww uWu but my share >_> of OwO the ^-^ feast. Exit -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Husband, wet's follow ^-^ to UwU see OwO the ^-^ end >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ ado. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. >w< Fiwst ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> What, in OwO the midst >_> of OwO the UwU stweet? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> What, art :3 thou asham'd >_> of x3 me? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. No, siw; :3 God uWu fowbid; uWu but asham'd ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, then, wet's UwU home again. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ siwwah, wet's >_> away. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 a kiss; :3 nyow pray ^.^ thee, love, >_> stay. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this uWu weww? ^w^ Come, my ^w^ sweet Kate: ->_< Bettew UwU once than OwO nyevew, uWu fow never xDD too late. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -^w^ WUCENTIO'S house - -x3 Entew x3 BAPTISTA, VINCENTIO, OwO GWEMIO, OwO the PEDANT, ^w^ WUCENTIO, BIANCA, -PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, HOWTENSIO, ÚwÚ and ^w^ WIDOW. The SERVINGMEN with TRANIO, -BIONDELLO, ÚwÚ and GRUMIO, ÚwÚ bwinging in :3 a ^.^ banquet - -UwU WUCENTIO. ^.^ At ^w^ wast, >w< though long, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ jawwing :3 nyotes ^w^ agwee; -And UwU time ^.^ it :3 is when >_< waging OwO waw :3 is x3 donye -ÚwÚ To >_> smiwe at ^.^ scapes ÚwÚ and pewiws UwU uvwbwown. -UwU My fair Bianca, ;;w;; bid my fathew welcome, -OwO Whiwe I with ;;w;; sewf-same >_> kindnyess ^-^ wewcome >w< thinye. -^w^ Bwothew Petruchio, ^-^ sistew ^w^ Kathewinya, -And thou, Howtensio, with >w< thy :33 woving OwO widow, -uWu Feast with OwO the best, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to my >_< house. -UwU My ^.^ banquet :3 is ^-^ to :33 cwose ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ stomachs OwO up -:33 Aftew ^-^ ouw gweat good ^.^ cheew. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; ->_< Fow :3 nyow ^-^ we ^-^ sit ^-^ to :33 chat as ;;w;; weww as >w< eat. ^.^ [They sit] -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyothing uWu but ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and >_> sit, ÚwÚ and xDD eat ÚwÚ and eat! ->_> BAPTISTA. xDD Padua affowds :3 this >_> kindnyess, :3 son OwO Petwuchio. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. xDD Padua affowds nyothing uWu but what :3 is OwO kind. -HOWTENSIO. >_< Fow uWu both ^-^ ouw x3 sakes I would UwU that >_> wowd ;;w;; wewe true. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow, uWu fow my xDD wife, ;;w;; Howtensio ^-^ feaws his ÚwÚ widow. -^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Then never xDD twust me ^-^ if I >w< be >w< afeawd. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu YOU awe vewy >w< sensibwe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you ^-^ miss my >_> sense: -I UwU mean ;;w;; Howtensio :3 is >w< afeawd >_> of you. -^w^ WIDOW. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is x3 giddy OwO thinks OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; tuwns wound. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Woundwy >_< wepwied. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. Mistwess, how UwU mean you ÚwÚ that? -^w^ WIDOW. ÚwÚ Thus I >_< conceive uWu by >_> him. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Conceives uWu by UwU me! OwO How wikes ;;w;; Howtensio ÚwÚ that? -HOWTENSIO. UwU My widow :33 says ;;w;; thus ^.^ she ÚwÚ conceives xDD hew >_> tawe. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Very ;;w;; weww mended. xDD Kiss him uWu fow UwU that, good ÚwÚ widow. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. :33 'He UwU that :3 is x3 giddy OwO thinks OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ wound.' -I pray you tell me what you meant uWu by ;;w;; that. -^w^ WIDOW. Your xDD husband, being twoubwed with :3 a shwew, -Measures my >_< husband's UwU sowwow uWu by his >_> woe; -And :3 nyow you xDD knyow my meaning. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A vewy UwU mean meaning. -^w^ WIDOW. Right, I UwU mean you. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. And I x3 am >_> mean, :3 indeed, wespecting you. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ To UwU hew, x3 Kate! -HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ To UwU hew, >w< widow! -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A ^-^ hundwed ;;w;; mawks, my OwO Kate OwO does >w< put xDD hew down. -HOWTENSIO. ^.^ That's my :33 office. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Spoke >_< wike OwO an ÚwÚ officew- UwU ha' ^-^ to ^.^ thee, :3 wad. -[Dwinks ^-^ to HOWTENSIO] ->_> BAPTISTA. OwO How wikes >_> Gwemio ^.^ these :33 quick-witted >w< fowks? -;;w;; GWEMIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, uWu they >_> butt >_> togethew :33 weww. -BIANCA. Head ÚwÚ and :33 butt! An >_> hasty-witted ÚwÚ body -Wouwd uWu say >_> youw head ÚwÚ and >_> butt ;;w;; wewe head ÚwÚ and xDD hown. -uWu VINCENTIO. >w< Ay, ^w^ mistwess bwide, ;;w;; hath UwU that :33 awakenyed you? -BIANCA. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwighted me; OwO thewefowe I'll ;;w;; sweep again. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that you uWu shaww not; >_< since you ^.^ have ;;w;; begun, ->_< Have at you uWu fow :3 a :33 bittew ÚwÚ jest ^w^ ow ^-^ two. -BIANCA. OwO Am I >_> youw bird? I UwU mean ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift my >_< bush, -And then x3 puwsue me as you dwaw >_> youw xDD bow. -You awe ^-^ wewcome all. ->_< Exeunt BIANCA, >_> KATHEWINyA, ÚwÚ and ^-^ WIDOW -^-^ PETWUCHIO. She ;;w;; hath >w< pwevented >_> me. Here, UwU Signyiow UwU Twanyio, -:3 This biwd you ^-^ aim'd at, >w< though you :3 hit xDD hew not; -OwO Thewefowe :3 a OwO heawth ^-^ to >w< aww UwU that shot ÚwÚ and xDD miss'd. -TWANyIO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, xDD Wucentio ÚwÚ swipp'd me >_< wike his greyhound, -^w^ Which runs himself, ÚwÚ and catches uWu fow his mastew. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A good swift >_> simiwe, uWu but xDD something currish. -TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis well, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ^.^ hunted uWu fow yourself; -^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought >_> youw ;;w;; deew OwO does howd you at :3 a ^w^ bay. ->_> BAPTISTA. :33 O, :33 O, ^-^ Petwuchio! ^.^ Twanyio :3 hits you OwO nyow. -UwU WUCENTIO. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU that gird, good xDD Twanyio. -HOWTENSIO. >_< Confess, UwU confess; ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :3 hit you hewe? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. 'A >_> has :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ gaww'd uWu me, I UwU confess; -And, as OwO the ÚwÚ jest >_> did OwO gwance away ^-^ fwom uWu me, -^.^ 'Tis >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^.^ it ^.^ maim'd you two >_< outwight. ->_> BAPTISTA. Nyow, in good uWu sadnyess, :3 son Petruchio, -I ÚwÚ think :3 thou x3 hast OwO the vewiest shrew >_> of all. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, I uWu say no; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, uWu fow assuwance, -Let's OwO each ^-^ onye ^-^ send x3 unto his xDD wife, -And ^.^ he uWu whose UwU wife :3 is UwU most ^-^ obedient, -ÚwÚ To come at ^.^ fiwst when ^.^ he doth ^-^ send uWu fow UwU hew, -:33 Shaww ^.^ win OwO the uWu wagew ;;w;; which ^-^ we uWu wiww propose. -HOWTENSIO. xDD Content. What's OwO the wager? -UwU WUCENTIO. OwO Twenty crowns. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Twenty x3 cwowns? -I'll venture OwO so >w< much >_> of my :3 hawk ^w^ ow >_> hound, -But twenty xDD times OwO so >w< much x3 upon my wife. -UwU WUCENTIO. OwO A ^-^ hundwed xDD then. -HOWTENSIO. xDD Content. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A match! 'tis >w< donye. -HOWTENSIO. OwO Who uWu shaww >_> begin? -UwU WUCENTIO. :33 That uWu wiww :3 I. -Go, >_> Biondewwo, ;;w;; bid >_> youw ^w^ mistwess come ^-^ to >_> me. -BIONDELLO. I ^.^ go. Exit ->_> BAPTISTA. >_< Son, I'll >w< be >_> youw half ;;w;; Bianca comes. -UwU WUCENTIO. I'll ^.^ have nyo :3 hawves; I'll bear ^.^ it >w< aww ^-^ mysewf. - -;;w;; We-entew xDD BIONDEWWO - -OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? -BIONDELLO. >_> Siw, my ^w^ mistwess >_> sends you >_> wowd -:33 That ^.^ she :3 is busy ÚwÚ and ^.^ she cannyot come. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ How! x3 She's ÚwÚ busy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she cannyot x3 come! -^-^ Is UwU that OwO an OwO answew? -;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< kind ^-^ onye ^w^ too. -;;w;; Pway God, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw UwU wife ^-^ send you ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< wowse. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I >w< hope ^w^ bettew. -HOWTENSIO. Sirrah >_> Biondewwo, >w< go ÚwÚ and entweat my UwU wife -ÚwÚ To come ^-^ to me x3 fowthwith. Exit xDD BIONDEWWO -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 O, UwU ho! entweat her! -;;w;; Nyay, then ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyeeds come. -HOWTENSIO. I x3 am x3 afwaid, ;;w;; siw, -Do what you ^-^ can, x3 youws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< entweated. - -;;w;; We-entew xDD BIONDEWWO - -Nyow, ^w^ whewe's my x3 wife? -BIONDELLO. She :33 says you ^.^ have >w< some ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ jest in hand: -She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 come; ^.^ she >_< bids you come ^-^ to :3 hew. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Wowse ÚwÚ and xDD wowse; ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 come! :3 O vile, -UwU Intowewabwe, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be endur'd! -Sirrah Gwumio, >w< go ^-^ to >_> youw UwU mistwess; -Say I xDD command xDD hew come ^-^ to >_> me. Exit ÚwÚ GWUMIO -HOWTENSIO. I xDD knyow xDD hew >w< answew. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ What? -HOWTENSIO. She uWu wiww not. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. The UwU fouwew >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. - -;;w;; We-entew KATHERINA - ->_> BAPTISTA. Nyow, uWu by my holidame, here comes ^w^ Kathewinya! -^.^ KATHEWINyA. What :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ^-^ send uWu fow x3 me? -^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and >w< Howtensio's x3 wife? -^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ They ^-^ sit conferring uWu by OwO the pawwouw >w< fiwe. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Go, ÚwÚ fetch them uWu hithew; ^-^ if uWu they deny ^-^ to come. -^-^ Swinge me them soundwy :3 fowth x3 unto theiw x3 husbands. -Away, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and bwing them UwU hithew ÚwÚ stwaight. -Exit KATHERINA -UwU WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a >_< wondew, ^-^ if you talk >_> of :3 a wondew. -HOWTENSIO. And OwO so ^.^ it is. I wonder what ^.^ it ^.^ bodes. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, xDD peace ^.^ it ÚwÚ bodes, ÚwÚ and love, ÚwÚ and >_> quiet xDD wife, -An awfuw UwU wuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight >_< supwemacy; -And, ^-^ to >w< be showt, what ^.^ nyot that's ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and happy. ->_> BAPTISTA. Nyow fair befall ^.^ thee, good ^-^ Petwuchio! -The uWu wagew :3 thou x3 hast OwO won; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 ad -^.^ Unto theiw ÚwÚ wosses twenty ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; ->_> Anyothew dowwy ^-^ to another >_> daughtew, ->_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ chang'd, as ^.^ she xDD had never ^.^ been. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^.^ win my uWu wagew better >_> yet, -And show ^-^ mowe >w< sign >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ obedience, -Her new-built :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and ^.^ obedience. - -;;w;; We-entew KATHERINA with ^-^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and ^-^ WIDOW - -^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ she uWu comes, ÚwÚ and brings >_> youw froward ;;w;; wives -UwU As prisoners ^-^ to xDD hew ^.^ womanwy pewsuasion. -;;w;; Kathewinye, UwU that ÚwÚ cap >_> of x3 youws >_< becomes you nyot: -^-^ Off with UwU that bauble, thwow ^.^ it xDD undewfoot. -[KATHERINA uWu compwies] -^w^ WIDOW. :3 Wowd, let me never ^.^ have :3 a cause ^-^ to sigh -;;w;; Tiww I >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to such :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy ;;w;; pass! -BIANCA. >_< Fie! what :3 a foowish >_> duty caww you uWu this? -UwU WUCENTIO. I would >_> youw >_> duty ;;w;; wewe as foowish :33 too; -The OwO wisdom >_> of >_> youw duty, fair Bianca, -;;w;; Hath uWu cost me :3 a ^-^ hundwed >w< cwowns >_< since ^.^ suppew-time! -BIANCA. The ^-^ mowe OwO foow you uWu fow x3 waying uWu on my >_< duty. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Kathewinye, I chawge ^.^ thee, tell ^.^ these headstwong >w< women -What >_> duty uWu they ^-^ do owe theiw uWu wowds ÚwÚ and x3 husbands. -^w^ WIDOW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< you'we >_< mocking; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo :33 tewwing. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. Come OwO on, I ^w^ say; ÚwÚ and ^.^ fiwst begin with :3 hew. -^w^ WIDOW. She uWu shaww not. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu say ^.^ she shall. And ^.^ fiwst begin with :3 hew. -^.^ KATHEWINyA. :33 Fie, fie! unknit UwU that ^w^ thweatenying UwU unkind brow, -And ^w^ dawt ^.^ nyot scownfuw x3 gwances ^-^ fwom x3 those eyes -ÚwÚ To x3 wound >w< thy lord, >w< thy ^-^ king, >w< thy x3 guvwnyow. -^w^ It >_> bwots >w< thy x3 beauty as ^-^ fwosts ^-^ do bite OwO the ÚwÚ meads, -OwO Confounds >w< thy ÚwÚ fame as ÚwÚ whiwwwinds >_< shake fair >_< buds, -And in nyo :33 sense :3 is ^.^ meet ^w^ ow ÚwÚ amiabwe. -OwO A ^-^ woman ;;w;; mov'd :3 is >_< wike :3 a >_< fountain :33 twoubwed- -Muddy, OwO iww-seeming, ;;w;; thick, >_> beweft >_> of beauty; -And >_< whiwe ^.^ it :3 is so, UwU nyonye OwO so OwO dwy ^w^ ow thirsty -uWu Wiww >_> deign ^-^ to sip ^w^ ow ^.^ touch ^-^ onye >_> dwop >_> of it. -x3 Thy xDD husband :3 is >w< thy lord, >w< thy xDD wife, >w< thy x3 keepew, -x3 Thy uWu head, >w< thy UwU suvweign; ^-^ onye UwU that >_> cawes uWu fow ^.^ thee, -And uWu fow >w< thy maintenyance :3 commits his ÚwÚ body -ÚwÚ To painful >_< wabouw uWu both uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, -ÚwÚ To watch OwO the night in stowms, OwO the :3 day in cold, ->w< Whiwst :3 thou ^-^ wiest warm at home, secure ÚwÚ and >_< safe; -And x3 cwaves nyo uWu othew twibute at >w< thy ^.^ hands -But love, fair >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and OwO twue obedience- -:3 Too wittwe ;;w;; payment uWu fow OwO so gweat :3 a UwU debt. -Such >_> duty as OwO the :33 subject ÚwÚ owes OwO the ^w^ pwince, ->_< Even such :3 a ^-^ woman :33 oweth ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ husband; -And when ^.^ she :3 is :3 fwowawd, OwO peevish, >_< suwwen, >_> souw, -And ^.^ nyot uWu obedient ^-^ to his >w< honyest wiww, -What :3 is ^.^ she uWu but :3 a ;;w;; fouw xDD contending rebel -And gwacewess >_> twaitow ^-^ to xDD hew :33 woving UwU wowd? -I x3 am asham'd UwU that >w< women awe OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe -ÚwÚ To :3 offew OwO waw xDD whewe uWu they shouwd knyeew uWu fow ^w^ peace; -Ow >w< seek uWu fow UwU wuwe, supremacy, ÚwÚ and sway, -When uWu they awe bound ^-^ to serve, love, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; obey. -UwU Why awe ^-^ ouw OwO bodies ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and uWu weak ÚwÚ and smooth, -^.^ Unyapt ^-^ to ^w^ toww ÚwÚ and twoubwe in OwO the UwU wowwd, -But UwU that ^-^ ouw ^.^ soft >_< conditions ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw hearts -;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; weww agree with ^-^ ouw ^-^ extewnyaw pawts? -^w^ Come, xDD come, you froward ÚwÚ and unable >_< wowins! -UwU My :33 mind ;;w;; hath >_< been as xDD big as ^-^ onye >_> of xDD youws, -UwU My OwO heawt as >_> gweat, my reason uWu hapwy :3 mowe, -ÚwÚ To :33 bandy >_> wowd uWu fow >_> wowd ÚwÚ and :3 fwown uWu fow ^.^ fwown; -But :3 nyow I UwU see ^-^ ouw OwO wances awe uWu but ^.^ stwaws, -Our OwO stwength as ;;w;; weak, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; weaknyess ÚwÚ past >_> compawe, -:33 That seeming ^-^ to >w< be UwU most ;;w;; which ^-^ we >_< indeed :33 weast >_> awe. -;;w;; Then >_< vaiw >_> youw >_> stomachs, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is nyo xDD boot, -And place >_> youw ^.^ hands x3 bewow >_> youw >_< husband's ^-^ foot; -UwU In token >_> of ;;w;; which duty, ^-^ if ^.^ he please, -UwU My hand :3 is ^w^ weady, ^-^ may ^.^ it ^-^ do him OwO ease. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's :3 a >_< wench! Come OwO on, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, x3 Kate. -UwU WUCENTIO. Weww, >w< go >w< thy :33 ways, ^.^ owd >_> wad, uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ ha't. -uWu VINCENTIO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good hearing when chiwdwen awe toward. -UwU WUCENTIO. But :3 a harsh hearing when >w< women awe froward. -^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, x3 Kate, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to bed. -We three awe xDD mawwied, uWu but you two awe uWu sped. -uWu [To LUCENTIO] ÚwÚ 'Twas I xDD won OwO the >_< wagew, >w< though you :3 hit OwO the white; -And being :3 a winnyew, :3 God ^w^ give you good :3 nyight! ->_< Exeunt :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and KATHERINA -HOWTENSIO. Nyow >w< go >w< thy ways; :3 thou x3 hast :33 tam'd :3 a curst ^.^ shwow. -UwU WUCENTIO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a >_< wondew, uWu by >_> youw leave, ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be :33 tam'd ÚwÚ so. ->_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -xDD 1612 - -OwO THE xDD TEMPEST - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -;;w;; AWONSO, UwU King >_> of Nyapwes -;;w;; SEBASTIAN, his bwothew -PWOSPEWO, OwO the ^.^ wight UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan -;;w;; ANTONyIO, his :33 bwothew, OwO the uWu usuwping UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan -FERDINAND, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of Nyapwes -GONZALO, OwO an >w< honyest ^.^ owd :33 counsewwow - -^.^ Wowds -OwO ADWIAN ->w< FWANCISCO -UwU CAWIBAN, :3 a savage ÚwÚ and ^w^ defowmed ^w^ swave -TRINCULO, :3 a >_> jestew -STEPHANyO, :3 a drunken ^w^ butwew ->_< MASTEW >_< OF OwO A SHIP -BOATSWAIN -ÚwÚ MAWINyEWS - -MIRANDA, daughter ^-^ to Prospero - -AWIEW, OwO an >_> aiwy spirit - ->_> Spiwits -:3 IWIS -CEWES -ÚwÚ JUNyO -xDD NYMPHS -REAPERS -Other >_> Spiwits :33 attending uWu on Prospero - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -OwO A ;;w;; ship at xDD sea; >w< aftewwawds OwO an unyinhabited >_< iswand - - - -OwO THE xDD TEMPEST -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - -uWu On :3 a ;;w;; ship at xDD sea; :3 a >w< tempestuous ^w^ nyoise >_> of thundew ÚwÚ and :3 wightnying heard - -x3 Entew :3 a OwO SHIPMASTEW ÚwÚ and :3 a BOATSWAIN - -MASTER. Boatswain! ->_> BOATSWAIN. Here, master; what cheer? -MASTER. :33 Good! ^w^ Speak ^-^ to th' ÚwÚ mawinyews; ^-^ faww to't >_< yawewy, ^w^ ow -^-^ we run uWu ouwsewves OwO agwound; bestiw, OwO bestiw. Exit - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ MAWINyEWS - ->_> BOATSWAIN. ;;w;; Heigh, my heawts! cheewwy, cheewwy, my heawts! -:3 yawe, yawe! ;;w;; Take in OwO the topsaiw. UwU Tend ^-^ to th' >_< mastew's -UwU whistwe. ^-^ Bwow ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou ^-^ buwst >w< thy wind, ^-^ if :3 woom ^w^ enyough. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; AWONSO, ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, FEWDINyAND -GONZALO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS - -x3 AWONSO. Good xDD boatswain, ^.^ have cawe. Where's OwO the ^.^ mastew? -;;w;; Pway OwO the ^-^ men. ->_> BOATSWAIN. I pray nyow, ^-^ keep below. -x3 ANTONyIO. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the :3 mastew, :33 boson? ->_> BOATSWAIN. Do you ^.^ nyot hear OwO him? You mar ^-^ ouw ^-^ wabouw; -^-^ keep >_> youw ^-^ cabins; you ^-^ do ^-^ assist OwO the ^.^ stowm. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu good, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. ->_> BOATSWAIN. When OwO the ÚwÚ sea is. :33 Hence! What >_> cawes ^.^ these -woawews uWu fow OwO the name >_> of king? ÚwÚ To cabin! silence! OwO Twoubwe -OwO us not. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO Good, ÚwÚ yet wemembew xDD whom :3 thou x3 hast >_< aboawd. ->_> BOATSWAIN. None UwU that I ^-^ mowe love than ^-^ mysewf. You awe -UwU counsewwow; ^-^ if you can xDD command ^.^ these >_< ewements ^-^ to -:3 siwence, ÚwÚ and wowk OwO the xDD peace >_> of OwO the >w< pwesent, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot -hand :3 a x3 wope more. ;;w;; Use >_> youw authowity; ^-^ if you :33 cannyot, ^w^ give -^w^ thanks you ^.^ have uWu wiv'd OwO so long, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make yourself ready -in >_> youw xDD cabin uWu fow OwO the mischance >_> of OwO the xDD houw, ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO so ->_< hap.-Cheewwy, good >_> heawts!-Out >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< way, I >w< say. -Exit -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I ^.^ have gweat comfort ^-^ fwom :3 this fewwow. x3 Methinks -^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo dwownying mark x3 upon him; his complexion :3 is -pewfect x3 gawwows. Stand :3 fast, good ÚwÚ Fate, ^-^ to his ^-^ hanging; -^-^ make OwO the x3 wope >_> of his >w< destiny ^-^ ouw ^-^ cabwe, uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> own doth -wittwe UwU advantage. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to >w< be hang'd, ^-^ ouw -UwU case :3 is :33 misewabwe. >_< Exeunt - -;;w;; We-entew BOATSWAIN - ->_> BOATSWAIN. x3 Down with OwO the OwO topmast. :3 Yawe, ;;w;; wowew, lower! ->_< Bwing xDD hew ^-^ to twy wi' th' :3 maincouwse. ;;w;; [A x3 cwy ^w^ within] OwO A -pwague x3 upon :3 this howwing! ^.^ They awe woudew than OwO the -weather ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw :33 office. - -;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, ÚwÚ and :33 GONZAWO - ->_> Yet ^-^ again! What ^-^ do you hewe? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give xDD o'ew, ÚwÚ and -^.^ dwown? >_< Have you :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to UwU sink? -:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A UwU pox o' >_> youw ÚwÚ thwoat, you ^.^ bawwing, bwasphemous, -incharitable xDD dog! ->_> BOATSWAIN. OwO Wowk you, xDD then. -x3 ANTONyIO. >_< Hang, >_< cuw; uWu hang, you ^w^ whoweson, UwU insowent >_> nyoisemakew; -^-^ we awe less ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ dwown'd than :3 thou awt. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I'll ;;w;; wawwant him uWu fow drowning, >w< though OwO the ;;w;; ship ;;w;; wewe -nyo stronger than :3 a nutshell, ÚwÚ and as uWu weaky as OwO an ÚwÚ unstanched -:33 wench. ->_> BOATSWAIN. >w< Way xDD hew >w< a-howd, a-hold; xDD set xDD hew two x3 couwses; x3 off -^-^ to ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ again; uWu way xDD hew UwU off. - -x3 Entew uWu MAWINyEWS, >_> Wet -^.^ MAWINyEWS. ^-^ Aww ^w^ wost! ^-^ to >_> pwayews, ^-^ to >_> pwayews! >w< aww ^w^ wost! ->_< Exeunt ->_> BOATSWAIN. >_> What, >w< must ^-^ ouw OwO mouths >w< be ;;w;; cowd? -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. The UwU King ÚwÚ and Prince at >_> pwayews! -Let's ^-^ assist ;;w;; them, ->_< Fow ^-^ ouw UwU case :3 is as ;;w;; theiws. -:33 SEBASTIAN. I x3 am >_< out >_> of uWu patience. -x3 ANTONyIO. We awe mewewy cheated >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives uWu by drunkards. -:3 This >_< wide-chopp'd UwU wascaw-wouwd :3 thou x3 mightst lie dwownying -The washing >_> of >w< ten tides! -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. He'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd >_> yet, -^-^ Though every >_> dwop >_> of >w< watew uWu sweaw x3 against it, -And gape at ^.^ wid'st ^-^ to :33 gwut >_> him. -;;w;; [A :33 confused ^w^ nyoise within: uWu Mewcy uWu on >_< us! -We >_< spwit, ^-^ we UwU spwit! Faweweww, my UwU wife ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ chiwdwen! -Faweweww, ^-^ bwothew! We >_< spwit, ^-^ we >_< spwit, ^-^ we ;;w;; spwit!] -x3 ANTONyIO. Let's >w< aww sink wi' th' King. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Let's UwU take xDD weave >_> of >_> him. ->_< Exeunt ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and SEBASTIAN -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Nyow would I ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ thousand fuwwongs >_> of ÚwÚ sea uWu fow -OwO an acwe >_> of xDD bawwen gwound-wong >w< heath, xDD bwown UwU fuwze, ^-^ any ->_> thing. The wills :33 abuv >w< be >_< donye, uWu but I would fain die -OwO dwy :33 death. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 2 - -The >_< Iswand. Before PROSPERO'S cell - -x3 Entew UwU PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and MIWANDA - ->w< MIWANDA. >w< If uWu by >_> youw :3 awt, my ;;w;; deawest fathew, you ^.^ have -x3 Put OwO the wiwd UwU watews in :3 this >_< woaw, allay ^.^ them. -The UwU sky, ^.^ it seems, would pouw ;;w;; down uWu stinking >_> pitch, -But UwU that OwO the >_< sea, ÚwÚ mounting ^-^ to th' wewkin's cheek, -x3 Dashes OwO the x3 fiwe >_< out. :33 O, I ^.^ have x3 suffewed -x3 With x3 those UwU that I ^-^ saw suffer! OwO A bwave :33 vessew, -OwO Who xDD had nyo x3 doubt >w< some x3 nyobwe ;;w;; cweatuwe in UwU hew, -Dash'd >w< aww ^-^ to pieces! :33 O, OwO the x3 cwy >_> did xDD knyock -uWu Against my vewy >_< heawt! OwO Poow souls, uWu they >_< pewish'd. -Had I >_< been ^-^ any god >_> of :33 powew, I would ->_< Have ^w^ sunk OwO the ÚwÚ sea within OwO the :3 eawth ^w^ ow ewe -^w^ It shouwd OwO the good ;;w;; ship OwO so ^.^ have swawwow'd ÚwÚ and -The fraughting souws within :3 hew. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Be ^.^ conyected; -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ amazement; tell >_> youw >w< piteous OwO heawt -There's nyo harm >w< donye. ->w< MIWANDA. :33 O, >_> woe OwO the xDD day! -OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 Nyo hawm. -I ^.^ have x3 donye nyothing uWu but in cawe >_> of ^.^ thee, -x3 Of ^.^ thee, my dear one, ^.^ thee, my >_> daughtew, ^-^ who -Awt ^w^ ignyowant >_> of what :3 thou :3 awt, UwU nyought ÚwÚ knyowing -x3 Of :3 whence I OwO am, :3 nyow UwU that I x3 am ^-^ mowe better ->w< Than Prospero, ^w^ mastew >_> of :3 a :33 fuww UwU poow >w< ceww, -And >w< thy nyo gweatew father. ->w< MIWANDA. Mowe ^-^ to xDD knyow -OwO Did never meddle with my xDD thoughts. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time -I shouwd infowm ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ fawthew. ;;w;; Wend >w< thy ;;w;; hand, -And xDD pwuck my ÚwÚ magic ^w^ gawment ^-^ fwom >_> me. UwU So, -[Lays ;;w;; down his :33 mantwe] -Wie there my awt. ;;w;; Wipe :3 thou UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; ^.^ have uWu comfowt. -The >_< diwefuw >w< spectacwe >_> of OwO the UwU wweck, ;;w;; which ^w^ touch'd -The vewy :3 viwtue >_> of compassion in ^.^ thee, -I ^.^ have with such pwovision in >_< minye art -^w^ So OwO safewy owdewed UwU that there :3 is nyo x3 souw- -No, ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much x3 pewdition as OwO an >_< haiw -ÚwÚ Betid ^-^ to ^-^ any ;;w;; cweatuwe in OwO the vessel -^w^ Which :3 thou >_< heawd'st cwy, ;;w;; which :3 thou saw'st sink. ->_> Sit down, uWu fow :3 thou >w< must :3 nyow xDD knyow ÚwÚ fawthew. ->w< MIWANDA. You ^.^ have >_< often -uWu Begun ^-^ to tell me what I ^.^ am; uWu but stopp'd, -And weft me ^-^ to :3 a :33 bootwess inquisition, -;;w;; Concwuding UwU 'Stay; ^.^ nyot OwO yet.' -OwO PWOSPEWO. The hour's :3 nyow x3 come; -The vewy :3 minyute >_< bids ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; ope UwU thinye OwO eaw. -ÚwÚ Obey, ÚwÚ and >w< be ÚwÚ attentive. OwO Canst :3 thou wemembew -OwO A UwU time before ^-^ we came x3 unto :3 this ÚwÚ ceww? -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 thou OwO canst; uWu fow then :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot -Out three years ^.^ owd. ->w< MIWANDA. :3 Cewtainwy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ can. -OwO PWOSPEWO. By ;;w;; what? By ^-^ any uWu othew OwO house, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ pewson? -x3 Of ^-^ any xDD thing OwO the ^-^ image, tell uWu me, UwU that -;;w;; Hath ^-^ kept with >w< thy remembrance? ->w< MIWANDA. ^.^ 'Tis :3 faw OwO off, -And wathew >_< wike :3 a ^-^ dweam than OwO an assuwance -:33 That my wemembwance OwO wawwants. Had I ^.^ nyot -OwO Fouw, ^w^ ow >_> five, >w< women once, UwU that ÚwÚ tended x3 me? -OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou hadst, ÚwÚ and :3 mowe, >_< Miwanda. But how :3 is ^.^ it -:33 That :3 this ;;w;; wives in >w< thy >_< mind? What >w< seest :3 thou ewse -UwU In OwO the dark ;;w;; backwawd ÚwÚ and :33 abysm >_> of >_> time? ->w< If :3 thou ;;w;; wememb'west aught, ewe :3 thou xDD cam'st ;;w;; hewe, -OwO How :3 thou xDD cam'st here :3 thou mayst. ->w< MIWANDA. But UwU that I ^-^ do not. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Twelve yeaw ÚwÚ since, x3 Miwanda, twewve yeaw ÚwÚ since, -x3 Thy fathew ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, ÚwÚ and -OwO A pwince >_> of >_> powew. ->w< MIWANDA. >_> Siw, awe ^.^ nyot you my fathew? -OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Thy mothew ÚwÚ was :3 a piece >_> of uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and -She ^w^ said :3 thou >_< wast my ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and >w< thy fathew ->_> Was UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, ÚwÚ and his only ÚwÚ heiw -And pwincess nyo >_< wowse :3 issued. ->w< MIWANDA. :33 O, OwO the >_< heavens! -What ;;w;; fouw xDD pway xDD had ^-^ we UwU that ^-^ we came ^-^ fwom uWu thence? -Ow bwessed >_> was't ^-^ we ;;w;; did? -OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU Both, ^.^ both, my giww. -By ;;w;; fouw play, as :3 thou >w< say'st, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we ^-^ heav'd thence; -But blessedly howp hithew. ->w< MIWANDA. :33 O, my OwO heawt >_> bweeds -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think o' th' >_> teen UwU that I ^.^ have tuwn'd you ^.^ to, -^w^ Which :3 is ^-^ fwom my remembrance. UwU Pwease you, ÚwÚ fawthew. -OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU My bwothew ÚwÚ and >w< thy uncwe, xDD caww'd Antonio- -I pray ^.^ thee, mark me UwU that :3 a bwothew shouwd -Be OwO so ^-^ pewfidious. >_< He, xDD whom next thyself -x3 Of >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd I ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to him >w< put -The manage >_> of my x3 state; as at UwU that UwU time -^.^ Thwough >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; signyowies ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 fiwst, -And Prospero OwO the >_> pwime duke, being OwO so weputed -UwU In dignity, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the >_> wibewaw ^w^ awts -Without :3 a OwO pawawwew, x3 those being >w< aww my xDD study- -The government I UwU cast x3 upon my bwothew -And ^-^ to my OwO state ^-^ gwew UwU stwangew, being twanspowted -And UwU wapt in >w< secwet studies. x3 Thy false OwO uncwe- -Dost :3 thou ^.^ attend x3 me? ->w< MIWANDA. >_> Siw, UwU most heedfully. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Being UwU once x3 pewfected how ^-^ to gwant suits, -OwO How ^-^ to deny ;;w;; them, ^-^ who x3 t' >w< advance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who -ÚwÚ To trash uWu fow x3 uvw-topping, OwO nyew created -The cweatuwes UwU that ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ minye, I ÚwÚ say, ^w^ ow >_< chang'd >w< 'em, -Ow ewse OwO nyew form'd x3 'em; having uWu both OwO the ;;w;; key -x3 Of ^w^ officew ÚwÚ and >_> office, xDD set >w< aww hearts >w< i' th' OwO state -ÚwÚ To what xDD tunye pleas'd his >_> eaw; UwU that :3 nyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was -The ivy ;;w;; which xDD had hid my >_< pwincewy twunk -And >w< suck'd my :3 vewduwe >_< out on't. Thou ^.^ attend'st not. ->w< MIWANDA. :33 O, good ;;w;; siw, I >w< do! -OwO PWOSPEWO. I pray ^.^ thee, mark >_> me. -I ;;w;; thus neglecting :33 wowwdwy ^w^ ends, >w< aww x3 dedicated -ÚwÚ To closeness ÚwÚ and OwO the bettering >_> of my :33 mind -x3 With UwU that which, uWu but uWu by being OwO so retir'd, ->_< O'ew-pwiz'd >w< aww popuwaw :3 wate, in my false bwothew -Awak'd OwO an evil nyatuwe; ÚwÚ and my twust, -;;w;; Wike :3 a good parent, >_> did ^.^ beget >_> of him -OwO A >_< fawsehood, in :3 its contrary as gweat -UwU As my xDD twust ^-^ was; ;;w;; which xDD had >_< indeed nyo >_< wimit, -OwO A >_< confidence sans bound. ÚwÚ He being ;;w;; thus >_< wowded, -:3 Nyot only with what my OwO wevenyue yielded, -But what my power UwU might ewse x3 exact, >_< wike ^-^ onye -OwO Who having OwO into truth, uWu by x3 tewwing >_> of it, -^w^ Made such :3 a sinner >_> of his memory, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cwedit his >_> own :3 wie-he >_> did believe -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >_< indeed OwO the Duke; >_< out o' th' xDD substitution, -And x3 executing th' >_> outwawd ;;w;; face >_> of ÚwÚ woyawty -x3 With >w< aww :33 pwewogative. >_< Hence his ambition growing- -Dost :3 thou uWu heaw? ->w< MIWANDA. Your :3 tawe, ;;w;; siw, would cure xDD deafnyess. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have nyo x3 scween :3 between :3 this part ^.^ he >_> pway'd -And him ^.^ he >_> pway'd ^.^ it for, ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds uWu wiww >w< be ->_> Absowute UwU Miwan. :33 Me, UwU poow UwU man-my library ->_> Was :33 dukedom uWu wawge enough-of :3 tempowaw x3 woyawties -ÚwÚ He OwO thinks me :3 nyow incapable; >_< confedewates, -^w^ So OwO dwy ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu fow sway, wi' th' UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give him annual ^.^ twibute, ^-^ do him homage, -^w^ Subject his coronet ^-^ to his UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend -The ÚwÚ dukedom, ÚwÚ yet unbow'd-alas, UwU poow Miwan!- -ÚwÚ To UwU most ^-^ ignyobwe stooping. ->w< MIWANDA. :3 O OwO the >_< heavens! -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Mawk his condition, ÚwÚ and th' UwU event, then tell me ->w< If :3 this UwU might >w< be :3 a brother. ->w< MIWANDA. I shouwd xDD sin -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think uWu but ^w^ nyobwy >_> of my grandmother: -Good UwU wombs ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye OwO bad :33 sons. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Nyow OwO the x3 condition: -:3 This UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, being OwO an enemy -ÚwÚ To me invetewate, OwO heawkens my >_< bwothew's >_< suit; -^w^ Which OwO was, UwU that >_< he, in ^.^ wieu o' th' ^.^ pwemises, -x3 Of homage, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how >w< much ^.^ twibute, -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ pwesentwy extirpate me ÚwÚ and >_< minye -Out >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ dukedom, ÚwÚ and confer fair OwO Miwan -x3 With >w< aww OwO the honours uWu on my brother. Whereon, -OwO A treacherous ;;w;; awmy x3 wevied, ^-^ onye xDD midnyight -OwO Fated ^-^ to th' >_< puwpose, >_> did ^-^ Antonyio open -The ^w^ gates >_> of Milan; :3 and, >w< i' th' UwU dead >_> of dawknyess, -The ^.^ minyistews uWu fow th' OwO puwpose huwwied ^.^ thence ->w< Me ÚwÚ and >w< thy cwying >w< sewf. ->w< MIWANDA. Awack, uWu fow pity! -OwO I, ^.^ nyot OwO wememb'wing how I :3 cwied >_< out then, -uWu Wiww x3 cwy ^.^ it o'ew ÚwÚ again; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^w^ hint -:33 That wrings >_< minye eyes to't. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< Heaw :3 a wittwe :3 fuwthew, -And then I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ businyes -^w^ Which :3 nyow's x3 upon 's; ^-^ without OwO the ;;w;; which :3 this story -Were UwU most impertinent. ->w< MIWANDA. >w< Whewefowe >_> did uWu they ^.^ nyot -:33 That hour >_< destwoy >_> us? -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Weww ^w^ demanded, >_< wench! -UwU My xDD tawe provokes UwU that :33 question. :3 Deaw, uWu they durst ;;w;; nyot, -^w^ So dear OwO the love my ^w^ peopwe ^-^ bowe me; :3 nyow xDD set -OwO A mark OwO so bwoody uWu on OwO the OwO businyess; uWu but -x3 With colours ^-^ faiwew ^w^ painted theiw ;;w;; fouw >_> ends. -UwU In few, uWu they huwwied OwO us aboawd :3 a bawk; -:3 Bowe OwO us >w< some leagues ^-^ to >_< sea, xDD whewe uWu they prepared -OwO A rotten xDD cawcass >_> of :3 a :3 butt, ^.^ nyot rigg'd, -Nyow tackle, >_> saiw, :3 nyow ;;w;; mast; OwO the vewy rats ->w< Instinctivewy ^.^ have ;;w;; quit it. Thewe uWu they hoist >w< us, -ÚwÚ To x3 cwy ^-^ to th' >_< sea, UwU that xDD woaw'd ^-^ to >_< us; ^-^ to sigh -ÚwÚ To th' ^.^ winds, uWu whose pity, UwU sighing xDD back uWu again, -OwO Did OwO us uWu but :33 woving ^.^ wwong. ->w< MIWANDA. Awack, what twoubwe ->_> Was I then ^-^ to xDD you! -OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 O, :3 a ^-^ chewubin -Thou >_< wast UwU that >_> did OwO pwesewve UwU me! Thou didst >_> smiwe, -uWu Infused with :3 a uWu fowtitude ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, -When I ^.^ have >_> deck'd OwO the ÚwÚ sea with ^.^ dwops :33 fuww >_> sawt, -^.^ Undew my >_> buwden gwoan'd; ;;w;; which rais'd in me -An :3 undewgoing >w< stomach, ^-^ to bear OwO up -uWu Against what shouwd uWu ensue. ->w< MIWANDA. OwO How came ^-^ we ashore? -OwO PWOSPEWO. By x3 Pwovidence divine. -uWu Some >_< food ^-^ we xDD had ÚwÚ and >w< some ^.^ fwesh >w< watew UwU that -OwO A x3 nyobwe Neapolitan, Gonzalo, -Out >_> of his ^w^ chawity, ^-^ who being then appointed -^-^ Mastew >_> of :3 this design, >_> did ^w^ give >w< us, with -UwU Wich x3 gawments, uWu winyens, ÚwÚ stuffs, ÚwÚ and OwO nyecessawies, -^w^ Which >_< since ^.^ have ;;w;; steaded :33 much; so, >_> of his uWu gentwenyess, -:33 Knyowing I :33 wov'd my ^-^ books, ^.^ he furnish'd me -From >_< minye >_> own library with uWu vowumes UwU that -I UwU pwize :33 abuv my >_> dukedom. ->w< MIWANDA. Wouwd I UwU might -But >w< evew UwU see UwU that ^w^ man! -OwO PWOSPEWO. Nyow I arise. OwO [Puts uWu on his :33 mantwe] ->_> Sit stiww, ÚwÚ and hear OwO the last >_> of ^-^ ouw sea-sowwow. -;;w;; Hewe in :3 this >_< iswand ^-^ we arriv'd; ÚwÚ and here ->_< Have OwO I, >w< thy schoolmaster, :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe >w< pwofit ->w< Than uWu othew UwU pwincess' ^-^ can, UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ mowe UwU time ->_< Fow vainyew >_> houws, ÚwÚ and tutors ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU cawefuw. ->w< MIWANDA. Heavens :3 thank you :33 fow't! And nyow, I pray you, -;;w;; siw, ->_< Fow still 'tis >_> beating in my UwU mind, >_> youw reason ->_< Fow raising :3 this ^w^ sea-stowm? -OwO PWOSPEWO. xDD Knyow ;;w;; thus :3 faw >_> fowth: -By accident UwU most stwange, bountiful ;;w;; Fowtunye, -Nyow my dear >w< wady, ;;w;; hath >_< minye >_> enyemies -Brought ^-^ to :3 this :33 showe; ÚwÚ and uWu by my >w< pwescience -I find my zenith doth depend x3 upon -OwO A UwU most >_< auspicious >_< staw, uWu whose influence ->w< If :3 nyow I couwt ;;w;; nyot, uWu but omit, my :3 fowtunyes -uWu Wiww >w< evew aftew droop. ;;w;; Hewe OwO cease ^-^ mowe questions; -Thou art ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to sleep; 'tis :3 a good ^.^ duwwnyess, -And ^w^ give ^.^ it way. I xDD knyow :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu choose. -OwO [MIWANDA :33 sweeps] -Come ^w^ away, ^.^ sewvant; x3 come; I x3 am ready OwO nyow. -Appwoach, my Ariel. x3 Come. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ AWIEW - ->_> AWIEW. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, gweat >w< mastew! grave ;;w;; siw, hail! I come -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >w< thy :33 best ^-^ pweasuwe; be't ^-^ to fly, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; swim, ^-^ to xDD dive OwO into OwO the fire, ^-^ to ride -uWu On OwO the ;;w;; cuww'd :3 cwouds. ÚwÚ To >w< thy >w< stwong >_> bidding ^w^ task ->w< Awiew ÚwÚ and >w< aww his quality. -OwO PWOSPEWO. xDD Hast thou, ^.^ spiwit, -Perform'd ^-^ to point OwO the ^w^ tempest UwU that I bade OwO thee? ->_> AWIEW. ÚwÚ To every OwO awticwe. -I :33 boawded OwO the King's ^.^ ship; :3 nyow uWu on OwO the OwO beak, -Nyow in OwO the x3 waist, OwO the ÚwÚ deck, in every >_> cabin, -I flam'd >_< amazement. >_< Sometime :3 I'd >_> divide, -And >_< buwn in many ÚwÚ pwaces; uWu on OwO the >_> topmast, -The x3 yawds, ÚwÚ and bowsprit, would I flame ;;w;; distinctwy, -;;w;; Then ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and >_> join ÚwÚ Juv's ^-^ wightnying, OwO the pwecuwsows ->w< O' th' dreadful x3 thundew-cwaps, ^-^ mowe momentary -And OwO sight-outwunnying ;;w;; wewe not; OwO the x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >_> cwacks -x3 Of :33 suwphuwous roaring OwO the UwU most :3 mighty Neptune -xDD Seem ^-^ to :33 besiege, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make his bowd xDD waves x3 twembwe, -xDD Yea, his ;;w;; dwead >_< twident shake. -OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU My bwave spirit! -OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO so UwU fiwm, OwO so x3 constant, UwU that :3 this ;;w;; coiw -Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ infect his weason? ->_> AWIEW. :3 Nyot :3 a ^w^ souw -But ;;w;; fewt :3 a fever >_> of OwO the >_< mad, ÚwÚ and >_> pway'd -uWu Some tricks >_> of ^w^ despewation. ^-^ Aww uWu but mariners -x3 Pwung'd in OwO the OwO foaming brine, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; quit OwO the :33 vessew, -;;w;; Then >w< aww ^-^ afiwe with me; OwO the King's UwU son, UwU Fewdinyand, -x3 With >_< haiw >w< up-stawing-then >_< wike reeds, ^.^ nyot haiw- ->_> Was OwO the ^.^ fiwst man UwU that ^w^ weapt; :3 cwied ^.^ 'Heww :3 is >_> empty, -And >w< aww OwO the devils awe hewe.' -OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Why, that's my spirit! -But ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 this uWu nyigh >w< showe? ->_> AWIEW. Close >_> by, my mastew. -OwO PWOSPEWO. But awe uWu they, ;;w;; Awiew, xDD safe? ->_> AWIEW. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< haiw ÚwÚ pewish'd; -uWu On theiw sustainying garments ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< bwemish, -But fresher than ^.^ befowe; :3 and, as :3 thou ^.^ bad'st uWu me, -UwU In twoops I ^.^ have ^.^ dispews'd them ^-^ 'bout OwO the isle. -The King's :3 son ^.^ have I ^w^ wanded uWu by himself, -x3 Whom I weft cooling >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with sighs -UwU In OwO an uWu odd angwe >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ iswe, ÚwÚ and sitting, -His ÚwÚ awms in :3 this >_> sad ;;w;; knyot. -OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Of OwO the King's ^-^ ship, -The uWu mawinyews, uWu say how :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ dispos'd, -And >w< aww OwO the west o' th' >w< fweet? ->_> AWIEW. uWu Safewy in OwO hawbouw -^-^ Is OwO the King's ^.^ ship; in OwO the ^-^ deep nook, xDD whewe UwU once -Thou :3 caww'dst me OwO up at xDD midnyight ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch OwO dew -From OwO the still-vex'd >_> Bewmoothes, there she's ^.^ hid; -The mariners >w< aww uWu undew >_< hatches :33 stowed, -Who, with :3 a chawm xDD join'd ^-^ to theiw xDD suff'wed >w< wabouw, -I ^.^ have weft asleep; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the west o' th' ^w^ fweet, -^w^ Which I dispers'd, uWu they >w< aww ^.^ have met uWu again, -And awe x3 upon OwO the Mediterranean :3 fwote -Bound :3 sadwy UwU home uWu fow xDD Nyapwes, -^-^ Supposing UwU that uWu they ^-^ saw OwO the King's ;;w;; ship wreck'd, -And his gweat person UwU pewish. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; Awiew, >w< thy chawge -^.^ Exactwy :3 is ^w^ pewfowm'd; uWu but :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe OwO wowk. -What :3 is OwO the UwU time o' th' day? ->_> AWIEW. >_< Past OwO the UwU mid ^-^ season. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ At :33 weast two >_< gwasses. The UwU time :33 'twixt OwO six ÚwÚ and :3 nyow -Must uWu by OwO us uWu both >w< be spent UwU most >w< pweciouswy. ->_> AWIEW. ^-^ Is there ^-^ mowe >_< toiw? x3 Since :3 thou OwO dost ^w^ give me ÚwÚ pains, ->_> Wet me wemembew ÚwÚ thee what :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ pwomis'd, -^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet xDD pewfowm'd >_> me. -OwO PWOSPEWO. OwO How nyow, >_< moody? -What :3 is't :3 thou ^w^ canst ^w^ demand? ->_> AWIEW. UwU My :33 wibewty. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Before OwO the UwU time >w< be ^w^ out? :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! ->_> AWIEW. I ;;w;; pwithee, -Wemembew I ^.^ have x3 donye ÚwÚ thee >w< wowthy UwU sewvice, -Told ÚwÚ thee nyo :3 wies, :3 made ÚwÚ thee nyo uWu mistakings, sewv'd -Without ^w^ ow ÚwÚ gwudge ^w^ ow grumblings. Thou didst pwomise -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ bate me :3 a :33 fuww xDD yeaw. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Dost :3 thou ^-^ fowget -From what :3 a >_> towment I >_> did free OwO thee? ->_> AWIEW. >_< Nyo. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou ÚwÚ dost; ÚwÚ and think'st ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ twead OwO the ooze -x3 Of OwO the salt ^-^ deep, -ÚwÚ To run x3 upon OwO the shawp ^.^ wind >_> of OwO the north, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do me ^-^ businyess in OwO the ^.^ veins o' th' :3 eawth -When ^.^ it :3 is >w< bak'd with :3 fwost. ->_> AWIEW. I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, sir. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou wiest, xDD mawignyant >_> thing. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; fowgot -The ;;w;; fouw :3 witch :3 Sycowax, ^-^ who with :3 age ÚwÚ and >_< envy ->_> Was UwU gwown OwO into :3 a ^w^ hoop? xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; fowgot uWu hew? ->_> AWIEW. No, sir. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou UwU hast. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ she :3 bown? -Speak; tell >_> me. ->_> AWIEW. >_> Siw, in Awgiew. -OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 O, ÚwÚ was ^.^ she so? I >w< must ->w< Once in :3 a month UwU wecount what :3 thou x3 hast :3 been, -^w^ Which :3 thou >_< fowget'st. :3 This :33 damn'd :3 witch :3 Sycowax, ->_< Fow mischiefs :3 manyifowd, ÚwÚ and >_> sowcewies uWu tewwibwe -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew human xDD heawing, ^-^ fwom >_< Awgiew -Thou uWu knyow'st ÚwÚ was ;;w;; banyish'd; uWu fow ^-^ onye xDD thing ^.^ she >_> did -^.^ They would ^.^ nyot UwU take xDD hew wife. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 twue? ->_> AWIEW. >w< Ay, sir. -OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 This bwue-ey'd xDD hag ÚwÚ was UwU hithew ^w^ bwought with OwO chiwd, -And here ÚwÚ was weft uWu by th'saiwows. uWu Thou, my slave, -UwU As :3 thou report'st ÚwÚ thysewf, >_< wast then xDD hew ^.^ sewvant; -And, uWu fow :3 thou >_< wast :3 a spirit xDD too delicate -ÚwÚ To ^.^ act xDD hew earthy ÚwÚ and abhorr'd commands, -Wefusing xDD hew gwand hests, ^.^ she >_> did x3 confinye ^.^ thee, -By ^w^ hewp >_> of xDD hew ^-^ mowe potent minyistews, -And in xDD hew UwU most >w< unmitigabwe wage, -x3 Into :3 a cwuvn ^.^ pinye; within ;;w;; which wift -:3 Impwison'd :3 thou didst painfully >_< wemain -OwO A ;;w;; dozen uWu yeaws; within ;;w;; which space ^.^ she :33 died, -And weft ÚwÚ thee there, xDD whewe :3 thou didst :33 vent >w< thy groans -UwU As fast as mill-wheels ^w^ stwike. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was :3 this UwU iswand- -ÚwÚ Save uWu fow OwO the :3 son UwU that ^.^ she >_> did uWu wittew ;;w;; hewe, -OwO A :33 fweckw'd ^w^ whewp, ÚwÚ hag-bown-nyot UwU honyouw'd with -OwO A human OwO shape. ->_> AWIEW. x3 Yes, Caliban xDD hew :33 son. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Duww :33 thing, I uWu say >w< so; >_< he, UwU that Caliban -x3 Whom :3 nyow I ^-^ keep in uWu sewvice. Thou :33 best uWu knyow'st -What >_> towment I >_> did find ÚwÚ thee in; >w< thy groans -OwO Did ^-^ make wolves howw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ penyetwate OwO the :33 bweasts -x3 Of ever-angry beaws; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> towment -ÚwÚ To uWu way x3 upon OwO the damn'd, ;;w;; which Sycowax -Could ^.^ nyot UwU again ^.^ undo. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_< minye :3 awt, -When I awwiv'd ÚwÚ and heard ^.^ thee, UwU that :3 made gape -The pinye, ÚwÚ and let ÚwÚ thee >_< out. ->_> AWIEW. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, mastew. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< If :3 thou ^-^ mowe ^-^ muwmuw'st, I uWu wiww rend OwO an xDD oak -And ^.^ peg ÚwÚ thee in his ^-^ knyotty entrails, ÚwÚ tiww -Thou x3 hast howl'd away twewve ^.^ wintews. ->_> AWIEW. >_> Pawdon, master; -I uWu wiww >w< be correspondent ^-^ to ^.^ command, -And ^-^ do my spriting :3 gentwy. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Do >w< so; ÚwÚ and aftew two >_< days -I uWu wiww >w< dischawge thee. ->_> AWIEW. ^.^ That's my x3 nyobwe >w< mastew! -What uWu shaww I x3 do? Say >_> what. What uWu shaww I x3 do? -OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Go ^-^ make thyself >_< wike :3 a UwU nymph o' th' xDD sea; >w< be :33 subject -ÚwÚ To nyo OwO sight uWu but UwU thinye ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, :33 invisibwe -ÚwÚ To every eyebaww >w< ewse. uWu Go UwU take :3 this ^w^ shape, -And UwU hithew come in 't. Go, x3 hence with diligence! -Exit ÚwÚ AWIEW ->_> Awake, dear xDD heawt, uWu awake; :3 thou x3 hast >w< swept ;;w;; weww; -;;w;; Awake. ->w< MIWANDA. The stwangenyess >_> of >_> youw story >w< put -Heavinyess in >_> me. -OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Shake ^.^ it UwU off. Come OwO on, ->w< We'ww >w< visit Caliban, my slave, ^-^ who never -Yiewds OwO us >w< kind >w< answew. ->w< MIWANDA. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a viwwain, ;;w;; siw, -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 on. -OwO PWOSPEWO. But as ^.^ 'tis, -We cannyot ^-^ miss UwU him: ^.^ he OwO does ^-^ make ^-^ ouw fire, -x3 Fetch in ^-^ ouw >_< wood, ÚwÚ and sewves in ^-^ offices -:33 That >w< pwofit ÚwÚ us. What UwU ho! slave! Cawiban! -Thou :3 eawth, thou! ;;w;; Speak. -UwU CAWIBAN. OwO [ Within] There's >_> wood enough within. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Come >w< fowth, I ^w^ say; :33 thewe's uWu othew ^-^ businyess uWu fow thee. -^w^ Come, :3 thou ÚwÚ towtoise! when? - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ AWIEW >_< wike :3 a water-nymph - -OwO Finye appawition! UwU My OwO quaint ;;w;; Awiew, -UwU Hawk in UwU thinye OwO eaw. ->_> AWIEW. UwU My lord, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be >w< donye. Exit -OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou poisonyous slave, ^w^ got uWu by OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf -:3 Upon >w< thy ;;w;; wicked dam, come fowth! - -x3 Entew ^-^ CAWIBAN - -UwU CAWIBAN. UwU As ;;w;; wicked OwO dew as e'ew my mothew >_< bwush'd -x3 With >_> waven's feathew ^-^ fwom UwU unwhowesome >_< fen -OwO Dwop uWu on you :33 both! OwO A :33 south-west blow uWu on ye -And ÚwÚ bwistew you >w< aww uWu o'ew! -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Fow this, >w< be ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ to-nyight :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have >_> cwamps, -Side-stitches UwU that uWu shaww ;;w;; pen >w< thy >_> bweath up; urchins -OwO Shaww, uWu fow UwU that UwU vast >_> of night UwU that uWu they ^-^ may work, -^-^ Aww OwO exewcise uWu on thee; :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ^.^ pinch'd -UwU As OwO thick as honeycomb, OwO each ^.^ pinch ^-^ mowe xDD stinging ->w< Than ^w^ bees UwU that :3 made >_< 'em. -UwU CAWIBAN. I >w< must xDD eat my uWu dinnyew. -:3 This island's ÚwÚ minye, uWu by Sycowax my mothew, -^w^ Which :3 thou ^-^ tak'st ^-^ fwom >_> me. When :3 thou xDD cam'st :33 fiwst, -Thou :3 stwok'st me ÚwÚ and :3 made >w< much >_> of uWu me, wouldst ^w^ give me -Watew with bewwies ^w^ in't, ÚwÚ and teach me how -ÚwÚ To name OwO the :3 biggew >_< wight, ÚwÚ and how OwO the ^.^ wess, -:33 That >_< buwn uWu by :3 day ÚwÚ and >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and then I :33 wov'd ^.^ thee, -And show'd ÚwÚ thee >w< aww OwO the ^-^ quawities o' th' ÚwÚ iswe, -The ^.^ fwesh ^-^ spwings, brine-pits, xDD bawwen place ÚwÚ and UwU fewtiwe. -:3 Cuws'd >w< be I UwU that >_> did so! ^-^ Aww OwO the charms -x3 Of :3 Sycowax, >_< toads, beetles, xDD bats, ^.^ wight uWu on xDD you! ->_< Fow I x3 am >w< aww OwO the uWu subjects UwU that you x3 have, -^w^ Which ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was >_< minye >_> own king; ÚwÚ and here you >w< sty me -UwU In :3 this ^-^ hawd rock, whiwes you ^-^ do ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom me -The west o' th' :3 iswand. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou UwU most lying slave, -x3 Whom stwipes ^-^ may UwU muv, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ kindnyess! I ^.^ have :33 us'd ^.^ thee, -Filth as :3 thou :3 awt, with human cawe, ÚwÚ and :33 wodg'd ÚwÚ thee -UwU In >_< minye >_> own >w< ceww, ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou didst >w< seek ^-^ to viowate -The uWu honyouw >_> of my chiwd. -UwU CAWIBAN. :3 O ^w^ ho, :3 O UwU ho! Would't xDD had >_< been >w< donye. -Thou didst >w< pwevent me; I xDD had peopw'd ewse -:3 This >_> iswe with xDD Cawibans. ->w< MIWANDA. Abhorred slave, -^w^ Which ^-^ any x3 pwint >_> of xDD goodnyess xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot UwU take, ->_> Being capable >_> of >w< aww OwO iww! I ^w^ pitied ^.^ thee, ->_< Took x3 pains ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ speak, ^w^ taught ÚwÚ thee OwO each hour ->_< Onye xDD thing ^w^ ow other. When :3 thou didst ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ savage, -xDD Knyow UwU thinye >_> own :33 meanying, uWu but wouldst >w< gabbwe >_< wike -OwO A xDD thing UwU most brutish, I UwU endow'd >w< thy >w< puwposes -x3 With uWu wowds UwU that :3 made them known. But >w< thy :3 viwe ^.^ wace, -^-^ Though :3 thou didst learn, xDD had UwU that xDD in't ;;w;; which good natures -Could ^.^ nyot >_> abide ^-^ to >w< be with; OwO thewefowe >_< wast :3 thou -Deservedly :3 confin'd OwO into :3 this rock, ^-^ who xDD hadst -Deserv'd ^-^ mowe than :3 a prison. -UwU CAWIBAN. You ^w^ taught me language, ÚwÚ and my >w< pwofit ^-^ on't -:3 Is, I xDD knyow how ^-^ to curse. The wed pwague x3 wid you ->_< Fow >_> weawnying me >_> youw ;;w;; wanguage! -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Hag-seed, OwO hence! -x3 Fetch OwO us in fuel. And >w< be ^.^ quick, :3 thou 'rt best, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew uWu othew :33 businyess. Shwug'st thou, malice? ->w< If :3 thou nyegwect'st, ^w^ ow OwO dost unwillingly -What I ^.^ command, I'll wack ÚwÚ thee with ^.^ owd >_> cwamps, -;;w;; Fiww >w< aww >w< thy bones with aches, ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_< woaw, -:33 That ^.^ beasts uWu shaww ^.^ twembwe at >w< thy >_< din. -UwU CAWIBAN. No, pray thee. -^-^ [Aside] I >w< must ;;w;; obey. His art :3 is >_> of such :33 pow'w, -^w^ It would ÚwÚ contwow my dam's god, :3 Setebos, -And ^-^ make :3 a vassaw >_> of >_> him. -OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU So, slave; OwO hence! Exit ^-^ CAWIBAN - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ AWIEW >_< invisibwe, playing :33 ad singing; -FEWDINyAND following - -^-^ AWIEW'S >w< SONG. -Come x3 unto ^.^ these x3 yewwow >w< sands, -And then UwU take OwO hands; -UwU Cuwtsied when you ^.^ have ÚwÚ and ^-^ kiss'd, -The wiwd xDD waves >w< whist, -OwO Foot ^.^ it ^.^ featwy here ÚwÚ and there, -And, ^w^ sweet sprites, OwO the >_> buwden OwO beaw. -Hawk, xDD hawk! -:3 [Buwden >w< dispewsedwy: Bow-wow.] -The watch ;;w;; dogs bark. -:3 [Buwden >w< dispewsedwy: Bow-wow.] -Hawk, xDD hawk! I hear -The xDD stwain >_> of stwutting >_> chanticweew -ÚwÚ Cwy, Cock-a-diddwe-dow. -OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 Whewe shouwd :3 this music x3 be? uWu I' th' ÚwÚ aiw ^w^ ow th' -ÚwÚ eawth? -^w^ It x3 sounds nyo ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe ^.^ it >_< waits x3 upon -uWu Some god o' th' :3 iswand. ;;w;; Sitting uWu on :3 a bank, -UwU Weeping UwU again OwO the UwU King my >_< fathew's UwU wweck, -:3 This music crept uWu by me x3 upon OwO the waters, -:3 Awwaying uWu both theiw :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and my passion -x3 With :3 its ^w^ sweet air; ^.^ thence I ^.^ have follow'd it, -Ow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn me >_< wathew. But 'tis gone. -No, ^.^ it begins again. - -^-^ AWIEW'S SONG ->w< Fuww ;;w;; fathom five >w< thy fathew wies; -x3 Of his bones awe coral ^w^ made; -Those awe peawws UwU that ;;w;; wewe his ^w^ eyes; -Nyothing >_> of him UwU that doth fade -But doth suffer :3 a >_> sea-change -x3 Into xDD something rich ÚwÚ and :33 stwange. -^.^ Sea-nymphs houwwy ring his ^.^ knyeww: -xDD [Buwden: Ding-dong.] ->_> Hawk! :3 nyow I hear uWu them-Ding-dong xDD beww. - -OwO FEWDINyAND. The ditty OwO does wemembew my ÚwÚ dwown'd father. -:3 This :3 is nyo x3 mowtaw businyess, :3 nyow nyo :33 sound -:33 That OwO the :3 eawth :33 owes. I hear ^.^ it :3 nyow :33 abuv >_> me. -OwO PWOSPEWO. The fwinged uWu cuwtains >_> of UwU thinye eye >w< advance, -And uWu say what :3 thou >w< seest x3 yond. ->w< MIWANDA. What is't? :3 a OwO spiwit? -:3 Wowd, how ^.^ it looks about! >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, -^w^ It >_> cawwies :3 a bwave fowm. But 'tis :3 a spirit. -OwO PWOSPEWO. No, ;;w;; wench; ^.^ it ;;w;; eats ÚwÚ and sweeps ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath such UwU senses -UwU As ^-^ we x3 have, xDD such. :3 This x3 gawwant ;;w;; which :3 thou >w< seest ->_> Was in OwO the OwO wweck; ÚwÚ and uWu but :33 he's xDD something :33 stain'd -x3 With gwief, that's beauty's ^.^ cankew, :3 thou x3 mightst caww him -OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ pewson. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath lost his fellows, -And strays about ^-^ to find >_< 'em. ->w< MIWANDA. I UwU might caww him -OwO A xDD thing x3 divinye; uWu fow nyothing :3 nyatuwaw -I >w< evew ^-^ saw OwO so noble. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It :33 goes OwO on, I >_> see, -UwU As my ^w^ souw >_> pwompts it. x3 Spiwit, fine spirit! I'll free ÚwÚ thee -xDD Within two >_< days uWu fow ÚwÚ this. -OwO FEWDINyAND. uWu Most ;;w;; suwe, OwO the :3 goddess -uWu On xDD whom ^.^ these aiws :3 attend! Vouchsafe my pray'r -May xDD knyow ^-^ if you >_< wemain x3 upon :3 this iswand; -And UwU that you uWu wiww >w< some good ^w^ instwuction ^w^ give -OwO How I ^-^ may bear me here. UwU My >_> pwime UwU wequest, -^w^ Which I ^-^ do last UwU pwonyounce, ;;w;; is, :3 O you ;;w;; wondew! ->w< If you >w< be maid ^w^ ow nyo? ->w< MIWANDA. :3 Nyo >_< wondew, siw; -But cewtainwy :3 a uWu maid. -OwO FEWDINyAND. UwU My language? Heavens! -I x3 am OwO the :33 best >_> of them UwU that speak :3 this speech, -Were I uWu but xDD whewe 'tis ÚwÚ spoken. -OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 How? OwO the best? -What ^w^ wewt thou, ^-^ if OwO the UwU King >_> of Nyapwes heard OwO thee? -OwO FEWDINyAND. OwO A >w< singwe :33 thing, as I x3 am nyow, UwU that wonders -ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ thee speak >_> of :3 Nyapwes. ÚwÚ He OwO does hear me; -And UwU that ^.^ he OwO does I weep. Myself x3 am xDD Nyapwes, -OwO Who with >_< minye >_> eyes, never >_< since at ^.^ ebb, x3 behewd -The UwU King my fathew wreck'd. ->w< MIWANDA. Awack, uWu fow ^.^ mewcy! -OwO FEWDINyAND. x3 Yes, :33 faith, ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 wowds, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan -And his bwave :3 son being OwO twain. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] The UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan -And his ^-^ mowe ;;w;; bwavew daughter :33 couwd ÚwÚ contwow ^.^ thee, ->w< If :3 nyow 'twere x3 fit ^-^ to :3 do't. ^.^ At OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO sight -^.^ They ^.^ have >_< chang'd OwO eyes. x3 Dewicate ;;w;; Awiew, -I'll xDD set ÚwÚ thee free uWu fow ÚwÚ this. uWu [To FERDINAND] OwO A ;;w;; wowd, good +Scene V. +;;w;; Juwiet's ^.^ chambew. + +[Entew >w< Nyuwse.] + +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ Mistwess! x3 what, mistwess! :33 Juwiet! ;;w;; Fast, UwU I :33 wawwant hew, ^w^ she. +Why, uWu wamb! >w< why, :33 wady! OwO Fie, xDD you swug-abed! +Why, xDD wuv, UwU I ;;w;; say! madam! sweetheart! Why, :33 bwide! +What, nyot :3 a word? >_> You OwO take x3 youw pennyworths >_< nyow! +OwO Sweep fow :3 a xDD week; fow x3 the :3 nyext night, UwU I warrant, +uWu The xDD County Paris hath uWu set x3 up :33 his xDD west +:33 That xDD you UwU shaww xDD west >_> but ^.^ wittwe. ^w^ God :33 fowgive me! +OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and amen. How >_> sound >_> is ^.^ she asleep! +UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must wake her. uWu Madam, UwU madam, madam! +Ay, wet x3 the xDD County OwO take xDD you uWu in x3 youw bed! +^-^ He'ww :33 fwight xDD you up, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. Will >w< it nyot :3 be? +[Draws :3 aside x3 the curtains.] +What, dwess'd, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 youw cwothes, ÚwÚ and down ^w^ again? +UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds wake OwO you. uWu Wady! :33 wady! :33 wady! +ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ awas! Hewp, :33 hewp! OwO My >_> wady's ÚwÚ dead! +x3 O >_> wewaday :3 that OwO evew UwU I UwU was uWu bown! +;;w;; Some UwU aqua-vitae, ho! OwO My ^.^ wowd! x3 my :33 wady! + +Entew Mother. + +Mother. >_> What noise >_> is hewe? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O lamentable ^.^ day! +Mother. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 Wook, look! x3 O x3 heavy ^.^ day! +Mother. x3 O uWu me, x3 O me! OwO My child, x3 my >w< onwy wife! +Revive, wook up, ow UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die with uWu thee! +Hewp, :33 hewp! ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; hewp. + +Entew Fathew. + +Fathew. For UwU shame, ;;w;; bwing Juwiet forth; her ;;w;; wowd >_> is x3 come. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> She's >_< dead, ^.^ deceas'd; ^w^ she's ÚwÚ dead! Alack x3 the ^.^ day! +Mother. Alack x3 the ^-^ day, ^w^ she's >_< dead, ^w^ she's >_< dead, ^w^ she's ÚwÚ dead! +uWu Cap. uWu Ha! wet ;;w;; me >_> see her. UwU Out ^.^ awas! ^w^ she's >_< cowd, +:3 Hew :3 bwood >_> is >_> settwed, ÚwÚ and her xDD joints OwO awe stiff; +Life ÚwÚ and these lips uWu have ^-^ wong :33 been sepawated. +>_> Death wies on her ^.^ wike >w< an untimely frost +>_> Upon x3 the ^w^ sweetest fwowew of aww x3 the >_> fiewd. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O lamentable ^.^ day! +Mother. x3 O ^-^ wofuw xDD time! +uWu Cap. Death, :3 that hath >_> ta'en her >w< hence to >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ waiw, +Ties x3 up x3 my >_> tongue ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot wet ;;w;; me >_< speak. + +Entew uWu Fwiaw ^w^ [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD County [Paris], with ^w^ Musicians. + +Fwiaw. ^.^ Come, >_> is x3 the bride ready to OwO go to church? +uWu Cap. Weady to x3 go, >_> but >_< nyevew to wetuwn. +x3 O x3 son, x3 the >w< nyight >w< befowe >w< thy ÚwÚ wedding day +>_< Hath >_> Death xDD wain with >w< thy x3 wife. :3 See, there ^.^ she lies, +:3 Fwowew >_< as ^.^ she UwU was, deflowered ^.^ by ^.^ him. +>_> Death >_> is x3 my x3 son-in-waw, >_> Death >_> is x3 my heir; +OwO My daughter ^.^ he hath wedded. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die +xDD And OwO weave ^.^ him all. >_< Wife, >w< wiving, aww >_> is >w< Death's. +;;w;; Paw. :3 Have UwU I xDD thought ^-^ wong to >_> see ÚwÚ this :3 mownying's >w< face, +xDD And xDD doth >w< it UwU give ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a ^.^ sight >_< as :3 this? +Mother. ^.^ Accuws'd, >_< unhappy, wretched, hateful ^.^ day! +:3 Most >w< misewabwe >_> houw :3 that ;;w;; e'ew time saw +^w^ In :3 wasting labour of :33 his pilgrimage! +OwO But one, poor one, one poor ÚwÚ and >w< woving child, +OwO But one ^.^ thing to rejoice ÚwÚ and sowace x3 in, +xDD And UwU cwuew >_> Death hath UwU catch'd >w< it from x3 my ;;w;; sight! +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O >_< woe? x3 O woful, woful, ^-^ wofuw ^.^ day! +:3 Most lamentable ^-^ day, UwU most ^-^ wofuw day +:33 That OwO evew OwO evew UwU I uWu did yet behold! +x3 O ^.^ day! x3 O ^.^ day! x3 O ^.^ day! x3 O hateful ^.^ day! +xDD Nyevew UwU was :3 seen UwU so black :3 a day >_< as UwU this. +x3 O ^-^ wofuw ^.^ day! x3 O ^-^ wofuw ^.^ day! +;;w;; Paw. OwO Beguiw'd, OwO divowced, ^-^ wwonged, spited, ;;w;; swain! +:3 Most ^.^ detestabwe Death, ^.^ by uWu thee ^.^ beguiw'd, +^-^ By UwU cwuew UwU cwuew uWu thee quite >_< uvwthwown! +x3 O love! x3 O wife! nyot :3 wife, >_> but wuv uWu in :33 death +uWu Cap. x3 Despis'd, distressed, hated, ÚwÚ mawtyw'd, kiww'd! +ÚwÚ Uncomfowtabwe time, >w< why xDD cam'st xDD thou nyow +;;w;; To >_> muwthew, muwthew UwU ouw ^w^ sowemnyity? +x3 O >_> chiwd! x3 O >_> chiwd! x3 my x3 souw, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 my >_> chiwd! +Dead awt UwU thou, ÚwÚ dead! awack, x3 my chiwd >_> is >_< dead, +xDD And with x3 my chiwd x3 my joys OwO awe :33 buwied! +Fwiaw. uWu Peace, :3 ho, fow x3 shame! Confusion's >w< cuwe ;;w;; wives nyot +^w^ In these ^.^ confusions. uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and >_> youwsewf +xDD Had ÚwÚ pawt uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< faiw x3 maid! nyow heaven hath all, +xDD And aww x3 the xDD bettew >_> is >w< it fow x3 the ^-^ maid. +uWu Youw ÚwÚ pawt uWu in her xDD you couwd nyot >_< keep from UwU death, +OwO But heaven keeps :33 his ÚwÚ pawt uWu in xDD etewnyaw life. +uWu The UwU most xDD you >_< sought UwU was her pwomotion, +For uWu 'twas x3 youw heaven ^.^ she >_> shouwd be >_< advanc'd; +xDD And xDD weep OwO ye now, ^-^ seeing ^.^ she >_> is >w< advanc'd +Abuv x3 the >_> cwouds, >_< as xDD high >_< as heaven ÚwÚ itsewf? +>_< O, uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD wuv, xDD you wuv x3 youw chiwd UwU so :33 iww +:33 That xDD you >w< wun mad, ^-^ seeing :3 that ^.^ she >_> is well. +>_> She's nyot weww mawwied :3 that ;;w;; wives mawwied long, +OwO But ^w^ she's best mawwied :3 that dies mawwied ^w^ young. +;;w;; Dwy x3 up x3 youw tears ÚwÚ and OwO stick x3 youw >w< wosemawy +On ÚwÚ this >w< faiw :33 cowse, x3 and, >_< as x3 the ;;w;; custom ;;w;; is, +^w^ In aww her best awway UwU beaw her to OwO chuwch; +For ^w^ though fond ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU bids >_> us aww :33 wament, +ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; nyatuwe's tears OwO awe OwO weason's :33 mewwiment. +uWu Cap. All ^.^ things :3 that ^.^ we xDD owdainyed festival +Tuwn from uWu theiw ^.^ office to black uWu funyewaw- +Our instwuments to ^-^ mewanchowy OwO bewws, +Our ÚwÚ wedding cheer to :3 a >_> sad >w< buwiaw :3 feast; +Our solemn hymns to UwU suwwen uWu diwges uWu change; +Our bwidaw fwowews serve fow :3 a buried UwU cowse; +xDD And aww ^.^ things change them to x3 the ^.^ contwawy. +Fwiaw. UwU Siw, OwO go xDD you UwU in; x3 and, UwU madam, OwO go with him; +xDD And x3 go, Sir Paris. Evewy one >_> pwepawe +;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ this >w< faiw cowse >w< unto her x3 gwave. +uWu The heavens UwU do low'r ;;w;; upon xDD you fow x3 some iww; +^.^ Muv them nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ by :33 cwossing uWu theiw xDD high :33 wiww. +:33 Exeunt. Manyent OwO Musicians [and uWu Nyuwse]. +:3 1. xDD Mus. Faith, ^.^ we OwO may put x3 up UwU ouw xDD pipes ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; gonye. +ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 Honyest ÚwÚ good fewwows, UwU ah, put up, put ^-^ up! +For weww xDD you ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a ^w^ pitifuw :3 case. ^-^ [Exit.] +:3 1. xDD Mus. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my troth, x3 the case OwO may be ^w^ amended. + +Entew ;;w;; Petew. + +>_< Pet. Musicians, >_< O, uWu musicians, ÚwÚ 'Heawt's ease,' ÚwÚ 'Heawt's >_> ease'! +>_< O, >w< an xDD you xDD wiww uWu have ;;w;; me x3 wive, :33 pway ÚwÚ 'Heawt's ease.' +:3 1. xDD Mus. Why ÚwÚ 'Heawt's UwU ease'', +>_< Pet. >_< O, uWu musicians, uWu because x3 my >_< heawt itsewf plays >w< 'My >_< heawt >_> is full +of ^w^ woe.' >_< O, :33 pway ;;w;; me x3 some ^.^ mewwy ^-^ dump to uWu comfowt x3 me. +:3 1. xDD Mus. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ^-^ dump ^-^ we! 'Tis nyo time to :33 pway now. +>_< Pet. >_> You xDD wiww nyot ^w^ then? +:3 1. xDD Mus. No. +>_< Pet. UwU I xDD wiww xDD then UwU give >w< it xDD you soundly. +:3 1. xDD Mus. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you UwU give us? +>_< Pet. No monyey, on x3 my ^w^ faith, >_> but x3 the >_> gweek. UwU I xDD wiww UwU give xDD you x3 the +^.^ minstwew. +:3 1. xDD Mus. UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I UwU give xDD you x3 the sewving-cweatuwe. +>_< Pet. UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I uWu way x3 the x3 sewving-cweatuwe's ÚwÚ daggew on x3 youw pate. +UwU I xDD wiww carry nyo >_< cwotchets. I'll re UwU you, I'll >_> fa OwO you. Do xDD you ^-^ nyote +me? +:3 1. xDD Mus. ^-^ An xDD you re >_> us ÚwÚ and >_> fa us, xDD you ^-^ nyote >_> us. +uWu 2. xDD Mus. >_> Pway xDD you put x3 up x3 youw x3 daggew, ÚwÚ and put x3 out x3 youw >_< wit. +>_< Pet. UwU Then uWu have uWu at xDD you with x3 my wit! UwU I xDD wiww dwy-beat xDD you with >w< an iwon +^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and put x3 up x3 my iwon >w< daggew. Answer ;;w;; me ^.^ wike ^.^ men. + +^-^ 'When ^-^ gwiping grief x3 the >_< heawt xDD doth ^-^ wound, +xDD And dowefuw uWu dumps x3 the ^-^ mind :33 oppwess, +UwU Then uWu music with her :33 siwvew :3 sound'- + +Why >_> 'siwvew OwO sound'? Why >w< 'music with her :33 siwvew OwO sound'? +>_> What >_> say UwU you, UwU Simon OwO Catwing? +:3 1. xDD Mus. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, uWu because :33 siwvew hath :3 a x3 sweet UwU sound. +>_< Pet. UwU Pwetty! >_> What >_> say >_< You, ^.^ Hugh Rebeck? +uWu 2. xDD Mus. UwU I >_> say >_> 'siwvew sound' uWu because musicians >_> sound fow uWu siwvew. +>_< Pet. x3 Pwetty ;;w;; too! >_> What >_> say UwU you, ;;w;; James >_< Soundpost? +>w< 3. xDD Mus. Faith, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to :3 say. +>_< Pet. >_< O, UwU I cwy xDD you mercy! xDD you OwO awe x3 the xDD singew. UwU I xDD wiww >_> say fow OwO you. ^.^ It +>_> is >w< 'music with her :33 siwvew sound' uWu because musicians uWu have nyo gowd +fow ^.^ sounding. + +uWu 'Then uWu music with her :33 siwvew >_> sound +With UwU speedy OwO hewp xDD doth xDD wend :3 wedwess.' >w< [Exit. + +:3 1. xDD Mus. >_> What :3 a pestilent x3 knyave >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< same? +uWu 2. xDD Mus. Hang :3 him, Jack! ^.^ Come, we'll uWu in UwU hewe, ^.^ tawwy fow x3 the +xDD mouwnyews, ÚwÚ and xDD stay uWu dinnyew. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. Scene ^.^ I. +Mantua. ^-^ A :33 stweet. + +Entew ^-^ Womeo. + +Rom. ;;w;; If UwU I OwO may :33 twust x3 the flattering uWu twuth of :33 sweep +OwO My x3 dweams presage x3 some >w< joyfuw nyews uWu at >w< hand. +OwO My :3 bosom's ;;w;; wowd >_> sits >w< wightwy uWu in :33 his throne, +xDD And aww ÚwÚ this day >w< an ^.^ unyaccustom'd ^w^ spiwit +Lifts ;;w;; me :33 abuv x3 the x3 gwound with cheerful >w< thoughts. +UwU I dweamt x3 my uWu wady ^-^ came ÚwÚ and >_> found ;;w;; me >_< dead +(Strange dweam :3 that ;;w;; gives :3 a >_< dead x3 man OwO weave to think!) +xDD And >w< bweath'd xDD such >w< wife with ^-^ kisses uWu in x3 my lips +:33 That UwU I xDD weviv'd ÚwÚ and UwU was >w< an uWu empewow. +Ah me! >w< how x3 sweet >_> is wuv itsewf possess'd, +x3 When >_> but love's ^-^ shadows OwO awe UwU so rich uWu in >_< joy! + +Entew Romeo's ^-^ Man ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, uWu booted. + +News from Verona! How now, Bawthasaw? +uWu Dost xDD thou nyot ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me x3 wettews from x3 the friar? +How xDD doth x3 my x3 wady? Is x3 my >w< fathew ^.^ weww? +How fawes x3 my Juliet? :33 That UwU I ^w^ ask OwO again, +For >_< nyothing ^.^ can be :33 iww >_> if ^.^ she be well. +uWu Man. UwU Then ^.^ she >_> is weww, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing ^.^ can be ill. +:3 Hew >w< body sweeps uWu in Capel's ;;w;; monyument, +xDD And her :3 immowtaw ÚwÚ pawt with ^-^ angews ^.^ wives. +UwU I saw her laid wow uWu in her kindwed's >_< vauwt +xDD And presently >_> took x3 post to tell >w< it OwO you. +>_< O, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me fow x3 bwinging these :33 iww news, +Since xDD you uWu did OwO weave >w< it fow x3 my office, sir. +Rom. Is >w< it ^w^ e'en so? UwU Then UwU I ^.^ defy UwU you, UwU staws! +^.^ Thou knowest x3 my ÚwÚ wodging. >_< Get ;;w;; me ink ÚwÚ and paper +xDD And uWu hiwe >_< posthowses. UwU I xDD wiww >w< hence to-night. +uWu Man. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, uWu have OwO patience. +uWu Youw :33 wooks OwO awe pawe ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and UwU do impowt +;;w;; Some :33 misadventuwe. +Rom. Tush, xDD thou awt ;;w;; deceiv'd. +Weave ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I bid uWu thee xDD do. +Hast xDD thou nyo x3 wettews to ;;w;; me from x3 the friar? +uWu Man. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +Rom. No :3 mattew. >_< Get uWu thee >_> gonye +xDD And uWu hiwe UwU those :33 howses. I'll be with uWu thee stwaight. +uWu Exit [Bawthasaw]. +xDD Weww, Juwiet, UwU I xDD wiww >_< wie with uWu thee to-night. +:3 Wet's >_> see fow means. x3 O mischief, xDD thou awt UwU swift +;;w;; To enter uWu in x3 the >_< thoughts of despewate :3 men! +UwU I UwU do remember >w< an xDD apothecawy, +xDD And ÚwÚ heweabouts xDD 'a dwells, which wate UwU I noted +^w^ In x3 tatt'wed ÚwÚ weeds, with overwhelming brows, +Culling of simples. Meagre :3 wewe :33 his looks, +^-^ Shawp misery xDD had wown ^.^ him to x3 the bones; +xDD And uWu in :33 his nyeedy >_> shop :3 a towtoise hung, +^-^ An alligator stuff'd, ÚwÚ and othew ÚwÚ skins +Of iww-shaped uWu fishes; ÚwÚ and about :33 his shelves +^-^ A beggarly :33 account of :33 empty >w< boxes, +Green >_< eawthen >w< pots, bwaddews, ÚwÚ and :3 musty uWu seeds, +Wemnyants of :33 packthwead, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd OwO cakes of >_< woses +^.^ Wewe thinly scattewed, to >_< make x3 up :3 a show. +ÚwÚ Nyoting ÚwÚ this xDD penyuwy, to mysewf UwU I said, +>_< 'An >_> if :3 a x3 man uWu did >_< nyeed :3 a x3 poison nyow +>_< Whose sawe >_> is xDD pwesent :33 death uWu in uWu Mantua, +:3 Hewe ;;w;; wives :3 a ^.^ caitiff uWu wwetch ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; seww >w< it >_< him.' +>_< O, ÚwÚ this same xDD thought uWu did >_> but UwU fowewun x3 my need, +xDD And ÚwÚ this same nyeedy x3 man ^w^ must ;;w;; seww >w< it x3 me. +;;w;; As UwU I UwU wemembew, ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd be x3 the ÚwÚ house. +uWu Being ^.^ howiday, x3 the ^.^ beggaw's >_> shop >_> is :3 shut. What, ho! ^w^ apothecawy! + +Entew x3 Apothecawy. + +>_> Apoth. Who ;;w;; cawws UwU so loud? +Rom. :3 Come hithew, man. UwU I >_> see :3 that xDD thou awt :3 poow. +UwU Howd, there >_> is >w< fowty xDD ducats. Let ;;w;; me uWu have +^-^ A UwU dwam of uWu poison, xDD such soon-speeding geaw +;;w;; As xDD wiww UwU dispewse itsewf ^w^ thwough aww x3 the >_> veins +:33 That x3 the life-weary :33 takew x3 maww faww >_< dead, +xDD And :3 that x3 the UwU twunk OwO may be UwU dischawg'd of UwU bweath +;;w;; As >_< viowentwy >_< as >_> hasty OwO powdew ^.^ fiw'd +^-^ Doth huwwy from x3 the uWu fataw >w< cannyon's womb. +>_> Apoth. >w< Such >w< mowtaw drugs UwU I uWu have; >_> but x3 Mantua's law +Is :33 death to xDD any ^.^ he :3 that uttews OwO them. +Rom. Awt xDD thou UwU so OwO bawe ÚwÚ and full of ^-^ wwetchednyess +xDD And uWu feawest to die? Faminye >_> is uWu in >w< thy cheeks, +Nyeed ÚwÚ and oppwession ^.^ stawveth uWu in ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, +ÚwÚ Contempt ÚwÚ and :33 beggawy uWu hangs ;;w;; upon >w< thy uWu back: +uWu The wowwd >_> is nyot >w< thy fwiend, nor x3 the OwO wowwd's UwU waw; +uWu The wowwd affowds nyo law to >_< make uWu thee wich; +UwU Then be nyot OwO poow, >_> but bweak >w< it ÚwÚ and OwO take UwU this. +>_> Apoth. OwO My uWu puvwty >_> but nyot x3 my xDD wiww :3 consents. +Rom. UwU I x3 pay >w< thy uWu puvwty ÚwÚ and nyot >w< thy :33 wiww. +>_> Apoth. >_> Put ÚwÚ this uWu in xDD any OwO wiquid ^.^ thing xDD you xDD wiww +xDD And ÚwÚ dwink >w< it ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you xDD had x3 the ÚwÚ stwength +Of ÚwÚ twenty men, >w< it ^.^ wouwd dispatch xDD you stwaight. +Rom. >_> Thewe >_> is >w< thy gowd- xDD wowse x3 poison to men's souws, +:33 Doing ^.^ mowe muwthew uWu in ÚwÚ this woathsome ^w^ wowwd, +Than these poor uWu compounds :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst nyot ^-^ seww. +UwU I ;;w;; seww uWu thee ÚwÚ poison; xDD thou x3 hast sold ;;w;; me none. +uWu Faweweww. xDD Buy OwO food ÚwÚ and get >w< thysewf uWu in ÚwÚ fwesh. +^.^ Come, cowdiaw ÚwÚ and nyot uWu poison, OwO go with ;;w;; me +;;w;; To ;;w;; Juwiet's >w< gwave; fow there ^w^ must UwU I use thee. +:33 Exeunt. + + + + +Scene UwU II. +Verona. uWu Fwiaw Laurence's >w< ceww. + +Entew uWu Fwiaw John to uWu Fwiaw Wauwence. + +OwO John. Holy >w< Fwanciscan >_< fwiaw, brother, ho! + +Entew uWu Fwiaw Wauwence. + +OwO Wauw. This same >_> shouwd be x3 the uWu voice of uWu Fwiaw OwO John. +Welcome from Mantua. >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ Womeo? +:3 Ow, >_> if :33 his ^-^ mind be ;;w;; wwit, UwU give ;;w;; me :33 his >_> wettew. +OwO John. ÚwÚ Going to find :3 a barefoot ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ out, +x3 Onye of UwU ouw order, to ÚwÚ associate ;;w;; me +:3 Hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU city ÚwÚ visiting x3 the :33 sick, +xDD And finding :3 him, x3 the ^-^ seawchews of x3 the xDD town, +Suspecting :3 that ^.^ we both :3 wewe uWu in :3 a ;;w;; house +Whewe x3 the xDD infectious uWu pestiwence uWu did reign, +Seaw'd x3 up x3 the doows, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd nyot wet >_> us ^-^ fowth, +^w^ So :3 that x3 my ^w^ speed to >_< Mantua there UwU was ^.^ stay'd. +OwO Wauw. Who OwO bawe x3 my letter, >w< then, to ^.^ Womeo? +OwO John. UwU I couwd nyot >_> send OwO it- OwO hewe >w< it >_> is ^w^ again- +x3 Nyow get :3 a :3 messengew to ;;w;; bwing >w< it ÚwÚ thee, +^w^ So x3 feawfuw :3 wewe ;;w;; they of ^w^ infection. +OwO Wauw. Unhappy fortune! ^-^ By x3 my bwothewhood, +uWu The >_> wettew UwU was nyot :3 nyice, >_> but full of charge, +Of uWu deaw impowt; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD nyegwecting >w< it +^-^ May UwU do much danger. uWu Fwiaw John, OwO go hence, +>_< Get ;;w;; me >w< an iwon x3 cwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing >w< it ^w^ stwaight +uWu Unto x3 my >w< ceww. +OwO John. UwU Bwothew, I'll OwO go ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing >w< it thee. ÚwÚ Exit. +OwO Wauw. >_> Nyow, ^w^ must UwU I to x3 the ;;w;; monyument >_< awonye. +OwO Within ÚwÚ this >w< thwee >_> houws xDD wiww >w< faiw Juwiet wake. +:33 She xDD wiww :3 beshwew ;;w;; me much :3 that >_< Womeo +>_< Hath xDD had nyo ÚwÚ nyotice of these ^.^ accidents; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >w< wwite again to uWu Mantua, +xDD And >_< keep her uWu at x3 my cell >w< tiww >_< Womeo come- +OwO Poow UwU wiving :33 cowse, ^w^ cwos'd uWu in :3 a >_< dead :33 man's x3 tomb! ÚwÚ Exit. + + + + +Scene >_> III. +Verona. ^-^ A churchyard; uWu in >w< it x3 the ;;w;; monyument of x3 the UwU Capuwets. + +Entew Paris ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu Page with fwowews ÚwÚ and OwO [a towch]. + +;;w;; Paw. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy torch, uWu boy. Hence, ÚwÚ and stand :33 awoof. +ÚwÚ Yet put >w< it ^.^ out, fow UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be ÚwÚ seen. +;;w;; Undew :33 yond >_< yew twee uWu way uWu thee aww along, +Holding ^.^ thinye ear ^-^ cwose to x3 the OwO howwow :33 gwound. +^w^ So UwU shaww nyo :33 foot ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 chuwchyawd ;;w;; twead +ÚwÚ (Being UwU woose, ;;w;; unfiwm, with :33 digging x3 up of graves) +OwO But xDD thou shalt hear :3 it. >w< Whistwe xDD then to uWu me, +;;w;; As OwO signyaw :3 that xDD thou x3 heaw'st ^-^ something ;;w;; appwoach. +Give ;;w;; me UwU those fwowews. Do >_< as UwU I bid ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ go. +^.^ Page. >w< [aside] UwU I ^w^ am almost :33 afwaid to stand awonye +:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the churchyard; yet UwU I xDD wiww adventuwe. >_< [Wetiwes.] +;;w;; Paw. ÚwÚ Sweet x3 fwowew, with fwowews >w< thy bwidaw x3 bed UwU I strew +UwU (O woe! >w< thy >w< canyopy >_> is x3 dust ÚwÚ and stonyes) +>_< Which with x3 sweet UwU watew xDD nyightwy UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ dew; +:3 Ow, ^-^ wanting :3 that, with tears uWu distiww'd ^.^ by x3 moans. +uWu The :3 obsequies :3 that UwU I fow uWu thee xDD wiww >_< keep +Nightly UwU shaww be to stwew, >w< thy :3 gwave ÚwÚ and >_> weep. +>w< Whistwe UwU Boy. +uWu The ;;w;; boy ;;w;; gives :3 wawnying ^-^ something xDD doth ;;w;; appwoach. +>_> What uWu cuwsed :33 foot UwU wandews ÚwÚ this uWu way ^.^ to-nyight +;;w;; To OwO cwoss x3 my :3 obsequies ÚwÚ and true love's xDD wite? +What, with :3 a >w< towch? >w< Muffwe uWu me, night, OwO awhiwe. >_< [Wetiwes.] + +Entew ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 Bawthasaw with :3 a torch, :3 a mattock, +ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 cwow of iwon. + +Rom. Give ;;w;; me :3 that mattock ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ wwenching iwon. +UwU Howd, OwO take ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. ^-^ Eawwy uWu in x3 the mownying +xDD See xDD thou ÚwÚ dewivew >w< it to x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and :33 fathew. +Give ;;w;; me x3 the light. >_> Upon >w< thy >w< wife UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, +ÚwÚ Whate'ew xDD thou UwU heawest ow >_< seest, stand aww >_< awoof +xDD And UwU do nyot interrupt ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my course. +Why UwU I descend x3 into ÚwÚ this x3 bed of :33 death +Is ;;w;; pawtwy to behowd x3 my >_> wady's >w< face, +OwO But ^.^ chiefwy to OwO take thence from her >_< dead finger +^-^ A >_< pwecious x3 wing- :3 a OwO wing :3 that UwU I ^w^ must use +^w^ In uWu deaw ^-^ empwoyment. Therefore hence, be ;;w;; gonye. +OwO But >_> if UwU thou, >_> jeawous, dost ^-^ wetuwn to ^.^ pwy +^w^ In >_> what UwU I ^-^ fawthew UwU shaww intend to UwU do, +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I xDD wiww teaw uWu thee UwU joint ^.^ by UwU joint +xDD And strew ÚwÚ this hungwy x3 chuwchyawd with >w< thy xDD wimbs. +uWu The time ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 intents OwO awe savage-wiwd, +uWu Mowe >_< fiewce ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe >w< inyexowabwe uWu faw +Than :33 empty :33 tigews ow x3 the xDD woawing :33 sea. +>_> Baw. UwU I xDD wiww be >w< gonye, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and nyot >_> twoubwe OwO you. +Rom. ^w^ So shalt xDD thou x3 show ;;w;; me friendship. ^.^ Take xDD thou x3 that. +Wive, ÚwÚ and be >_> pwospewous; ÚwÚ and farewell, ÚwÚ good UwU fewwow. +>_> Baw. >w< [aside] For aww ÚwÚ this same, I'll hide ;;w;; me uWu heweabout. +ÚwÚ His :33 wooks UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 intents UwU I ^-^ doubt. >_< [Wetiwes.] +Rom. ^.^ Thou ^.^ detestabwe xDD maw, xDD thou womb of UwU death, +Gorg'd with x3 the deawest mowsew of x3 the earth, +^-^ Thus UwU I enforce >w< thy wotten ^w^ jaws to open, +xDD And uWu in ;;w;; despite I'll ;;w;; cwam uWu thee with ^.^ mowe x3 food. +>_< Womeo :33 opens x3 the ;;w;; tomb. +;;w;; Paw. This >_> is :3 that banyish'd ^.^ haughty ^w^ Montague +:33 That ^-^ muwd'wed x3 my love's :3 cousin- with which grief +^.^ It >_> is ^.^ supposed x3 the >w< faiw creature ÚwÚ died- +xDD And OwO hewe >_> is come to UwU do x3 some villanous ^-^ shame +;;w;; To x3 the >_< dead >_> bodies. UwU I xDD wiww >_< appwehend ^.^ him. +uWu Stop >w< thy :33 unhawwowed :33 toiw, ^-^ viwe Montague! +UwU Can UwU vengeance be >_< puwsu'd further than UwU death? +Condemned villain, UwU I UwU do >_< appwehend thee. +Obey, ÚwÚ and OwO go with OwO me; fow xDD thou ^w^ must die. +Rom. UwU I ^w^ must :33 indeed; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^-^ came UwU I hithew. +^-^ Good ^-^ gentwe youth, tempt nyot :3 a desp'wate man. +xDD Fwy >w< hence ÚwÚ and OwO weave x3 me. ^w^ Think ;;w;; upon these xDD gonye; +Let them affright thee. UwU I :33 beseech ÚwÚ thee, youth, +OwO But nyot anyothew x3 sin ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> head +^-^ By ÚwÚ uwging ;;w;; me to xDD fuwy. >_< O, be ÚwÚ gonye! +^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I wuv uWu thee xDD bettew than myself, +For UwU I come ÚwÚ hithew awm'd OwO against :3 mysewf. +OwO Stay >_> nyot, be ;;w;; gonye. Wive, ÚwÚ and heweaftew >_> say +^-^ A madman's xDD mewcy bid uWu thee >w< wun xDD away. +;;w;; Paw. UwU I UwU do ^.^ defy :33 thy, conjuwation +xDD And >_< appwehend uWu thee fow :3 a felon hewe. +Rom. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ;;w;; pwovoke me? UwU Then uWu have uWu at ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ boy! +^-^ They ^w^ fight. +^.^ Page. x3 O Wowd, ;;w;; they ^.^ fight! UwU I xDD wiww OwO go caww x3 the :33 watch. +>w< [Exit. Paris ^-^ fawws.] +;;w;; Paw. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; swain! ;;w;; If xDD thou be :3 mewcifuw, +^w^ Open x3 the ;;w;; tomb, uWu way ;;w;; me with Juliet. ^w^ [Dies.] +Rom. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I :33 wiww. Let ;;w;; me OwO pewuse ÚwÚ this ;;w;; face. +:33 Mewcutio's xDD kinsman, x3 nyobwe xDD County Paris! +>_> What uWu said x3 my x3 man when x3 my xDD betossed :3 souw +Did nyot >_< attend ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ we :33 wode? UwU I think +>w< He told ;;w;; me Paris >_> shouwd uWu have mawwied Juliet. +:33 Said ^.^ he nyot so? ow uWu did UwU I dweam >w< it so? +:33 Ow ^w^ am UwU I mad, hearing ^.^ him tawk of Juwiet +;;w;; To think >w< it UwU was so? >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, +x3 Onye ^-^ wwit with ;;w;; me uWu in :3 souw misfowtunye's ;;w;; book! +I'll ^.^ buwy uWu thee uWu in :3 a x3 twiumphant x3 gwave. +^-^ A gwave? >_< O, no, :3 a ÚwÚ wanthown, slaught'red youth, +For OwO hewe wies Juwiet, ÚwÚ and her beauty x3 makes +This >_< vauwt :3 a x3 feasting x3 pwesence full of light. +Death, >_< wie xDD thou thewe, ^.^ by :3 a >_< dead x3 man ^.^ inteww'd. +ÚwÚ [Ways ^.^ him uWu in x3 the x3 tomb.] +How ;;w;; oft when ;;w;; men OwO awe uWu at x3 the :33 point of :33 death +:3 Have ;;w;; they :33 been merry! which uWu theiw x3 keepews caww +^-^ A lightning >w< befowe death. >_< O, >w< how OwO may UwU I +;;w;; Caww ÚwÚ this :3 a uWu wightnying? x3 O x3 my love! x3 my wife! +Death, :3 that hath ^-^ suck'd x3 the honey of >w< thy :33 bweath, +>_< Hath xDD had nyo powew yet ;;w;; upon >w< thy beauty. +^.^ Thou awt nyot x3 conquew'd. Beauty's ensign yet +Is >_< cwimson uWu in >w< thy lips ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< thy cheeks, +xDD And ^w^ death's pawe flag >_> is nyot xDD advanced :33 thewe. +uWu Tybawt, wiest xDD thou there uWu in >w< thy bwoody :33 sheet? +>_< O, >_> what ^.^ mowe ^.^ favouw ^.^ can UwU I UwU do to uWu thee +Than with :3 that uWu hand :3 that :3 cut >w< thy :33 youth uWu in twain +;;w;; To OwO sundew :33 his :3 that UwU was ^.^ thinye enyemy? +>_< Fowgive uWu me, cousin.' xDD Ah, uWu deaw Juwiet, +Why awt xDD thou yet UwU so uWu faiw? Shall UwU I ^-^ bewieve +:33 That unsubstantial >_> Death >_> is ^.^ amowous, +xDD And :3 that x3 the lean ;;w;; abhowwed monstew keeps +uWu Thee OwO hewe uWu in dark to be :33 his >w< pawamouw? +For feaw of :3 that UwU I still xDD wiww xDD stay with uWu thee +xDD And >_< nyevew from ÚwÚ this ^w^ pawace of dim >w< nyight +Depart ;;w;; again. Here, OwO hewe xDD wiww UwU I wemain +With wowms :3 that OwO awe >w< thy chambermaids. >_< O, OwO hewe +Will UwU I uWu set x3 up x3 my everlasting xDD west +xDD And ;;w;; shake x3 the x3 yoke of UwU inyauspicious stars +Fwom ÚwÚ this :33 wowwd-weawied ÚwÚ fwesh. ^-^ Eyes, wook x3 youw last! +;;w;; Awms, OwO take x3 youw >w< wast embrace! x3 and, :3 wips, x3 O xDD you +uWu The x3 doows of :33 bweath, UwU seaw with :3 a xDD wighteous :3 kiss +^-^ A datewess ^w^ bawgain to x3 engwossing ;;w;; death! +^.^ Come, UwU bittew UwU conduct; come, unsavouwy guide! +^.^ Thou despewate :33 piwot, nyow uWu at >_> once >w< wun on +uWu The :3 dashing x3 wocks >w< thy uWu seasick ÚwÚ weawy bawk! +>_> Hewe's to x3 my love! [Drinks.] x3 O true ^w^ apothecawy! +x3 Thy drugs OwO awe quick. ^-^ Thus with :3 a :3 kiss UwU I die. UwU Fawws. + +Entew uWu Fwiaw x3 [Wauwence], with ÚwÚ wanthown, crow, ÚwÚ and spade. + +Fwiaw. Saint ^-^ Fwancis be x3 my uWu speed! >w< how ;;w;; oft ^.^ to-nyight +:3 Have x3 my ;;w;; owd ;;w;; feet stumbwed uWu at >_< gwaves! Who's OwO thewe? +>_> Baw. >_> Hewe's one, :3 a fwiend, ÚwÚ and one :3 that xDD knyows xDD you well. +Fwiaw. ;;w;; Bwiss be ;;w;; upon you! Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ good x3 my fwiend, +>_> What :33 towch >_> is :33 yond :3 that vainwy wends :33 his >w< wight +;;w;; To gwubs ÚwÚ and >_< eyewess uWu skuwws? ;;w;; As UwU I >w< discewn, +^.^ It buwnyeth uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ Capews' uWu monyument. +>_> Baw. ^.^ It xDD doth >_> so, >w< howy siw; ÚwÚ and there's x3 my ^.^ mastew, +x3 Onye :3 that xDD you love. +Fwiaw. Who >_> is :33 it? +>_> Baw. ^-^ Womeo. +Fwiaw. How ^-^ wong hath ^.^ he :33 been OwO thewe? +>_> Baw. Full half >w< an hour. +Fwiaw. Go with ;;w;; me to x3 the vauwt. +>_> Baw. UwU I dawe >_> nyot, sir. +OwO My >_< mastew xDD knyows nyot >_> but UwU I ^w^ am >_> gonye hence, +xDD And uWu feawfuwwy uWu did :33 menyace ;;w;; me with :33 death +;;w;; If UwU I uWu did xDD stay to wook on :33 his xDD intents. +Fwiaw. OwO Stay :33 then; I'll OwO go >_< awonye. Fear x3 comes ;;w;; upon x3 me. +>_< O, much UwU I feaw x3 some :33 iww unthrifty >_> thing. +>_> Baw. ;;w;; As UwU I uWu did :33 sweep :33 undew ÚwÚ this >_< yew twee UwU hewe, +UwU I dweamt x3 my >_< mastew ÚwÚ and anyothew :33 fought, +xDD And :3 that x3 my >_< mastew >_< swew ^.^ him. +Fwiaw. ÚwÚ Womeo! +xDD Awack, awack, >_> what :3 bwood >_> is ÚwÚ this which ^.^ stains +uWu The >_< stony entrance of ÚwÚ this sepuwchwe? +>_> What >_> mean these masterless ÚwÚ and ^-^ gowy :33 swowds +;;w;; To >_< wie UwU discowouw'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ this :33 pwace of peace? ;;w;; [Entews x3 the x3 tomb.] +ÚwÚ Womeo! >_< O, pale! Who else? What, Paris xDD too? +xDD And uWu steep'd uWu in >_< bwood? xDD Ah, >_> what >w< an :3 unkind >_> houw +Is guiwty of ÚwÚ this lamentable >_> chance! uWu The uWu wady UwU stiws. +Juwiet rises. +^w^ Juw. x3 O >w< comfowtabwe ÚwÚ fwiaw! :3 whewe >_> is x3 my xDD wowd? +UwU I UwU do remember weww :3 whewe UwU I >_> shouwd be, +xDD And there UwU I am. Whewe >_> is x3 my ^.^ Womeo? +Fwiaw. UwU I hear x3 some noise. Lady, come from :3 that nyest +Of UwU death, ÚwÚ contagion, ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw OwO sweep. +^-^ A :33 gweatew powew than ^.^ we ^.^ can contwadict +>_< Hath thwawted UwU ouw xDD intents. ^.^ Come, come xDD away. +x3 Thy :33 husband uWu in >w< thy ^w^ bosom there wies UwU dead; +xDD And Paris UwU too. ^.^ Come, I'll ^-^ dispose of uWu thee +>_> Among :3 a ÚwÚ sistewhood of >w< howy uWu nyuns. +OwO Stay nyot to ^.^ question, fow x3 the ;;w;; watch >_> is :3 coming. +^.^ Come, x3 go, ÚwÚ good Juliet. UwU I dawe nyo longer >_< stay. +^w^ Juw. ^w^ Go, get uWu thee hence, fow UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD away. +uWu Exit x3 [Fwiaw]. +x3 What's hewe? ^-^ A cup, ^w^ cwos'd uWu in x3 my true love's hand? +uWu Poison, UwU I see, hath :33 been :33 his timewess OwO end. +x3 O :33 chuww! UwU dwunk all, ÚwÚ and left nyo xDD fwiendwy >_< dwop +;;w;; To OwO hewp ;;w;; me >w< aftew? UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss >w< thy x3 wips. +Haply x3 some x3 poison yet xDD doth ^w^ hang on them +;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ die with :3 a >_> westowative. ^.^ [Kisses uWu him.] +x3 Thy lips OwO awe >_> wawm! +:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. >_> [within] :33 Wead, uWu boy. >_< Which >w< way? +Yea, ^w^ nyoise? UwU Then I'll be bwief. x3 O ^w^ happy uWu daggew! +>_> [Snyatches Romeo's dagger.] +This >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ sheath; there ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me die. +:33 She >_> stabs herself ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawws ^.^ [on Romeo's ;;w;; body]. + +Entew [Pawis's] uWu Boy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Watch. + +UwU Boy. This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; pwace. There, :3 whewe x3 the :33 towch xDD doth :3 buwn. +:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. ÚwÚ 'the x3 gwound >_> is ^-^ bwoody. Search about x3 the x3 chuwchyawd. +^w^ Go, x3 some of uWu you; ÚwÚ whoe'ew xDD you find x3 attach. +UwU [Exeunt x3 some of x3 the ^w^ Watch.] +^-^ Pitifuw ;;w;; sight! OwO hewe wies x3 the xDD County slain; +xDD And Juwiet uWu bweeding, wawm, ÚwÚ and x3 nyewwy >_< dead, +Who OwO hewe hath xDD wain ÚwÚ this >w< two OwO days buried. +^w^ Go, tell x3 the >_< Pwince; >w< wun to x3 the >w< Capuwets; +Waise x3 up x3 the :33 Montagues; x3 some ;;w;; othews seawch. +UwU [Exeunt ;;w;; othews of x3 the ^w^ Watch.] +We >_> see x3 the x3 gwound wheweon these :3 woes UwU do wie, +OwO But x3 the true x3 gwound of aww these ^.^ piteous :3 woes +We ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ without circumstance ^-^ descwy. + +Entew :3 [some of x3 the uWu Watch,] with Romeo's ^-^ Man [Bawthasaw]. + +uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. >_> Hewe's Romeo's man. We >_> found ^.^ him uWu in x3 the x3 chuwchyawd. +:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. :33 Howd ^.^ him uWu in :33 safety >w< tiww x3 the Prince come hithew. + +Entew uWu Fwiaw ^w^ [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and anyothew :3 Watchman. + +>w< 3. ÚwÚ Watch. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >w< fwiaw :3 that trembles, xDD sighs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ weeps. +We >_> took ÚwÚ this mattock ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this :3 spade from ^.^ him +;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU was xDD coming from ÚwÚ this x3 chuwchyawd ^w^ side. +:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. ^-^ A great >w< suspicion! OwO Stay x3 the >w< fwiaw UwU too. + +Entew x3 the Prince [and >w< Attendants]. + +UwU Pwince. >_> What ^w^ misadventuwe >_> is UwU so early up, +:33 That ;;w;; cawws UwU ouw ÚwÚ pewson from UwU ouw mownying >w< west? + +Entew Capuwet ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU Wife ^w^ [with uWu othews]. + +uWu Cap. >_> What >_> shouwd >w< it be, :3 that ;;w;; they UwU so shriek abroad? +Wife. uWu The OwO peopwe uWu in x3 the :3 stweet cwy xDD 'Womeo,' +;;w;; Some ^.^ 'Juwiet,' ÚwÚ and x3 some >w< 'Pawis'; ÚwÚ and aww uWu wun, +With open ^.^ outcwy, toward UwU ouw uWu monyument. +UwU Pwince. >_> What feaw >_> is ÚwÚ this which stawtwes uWu in UwU ouw ears? +:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. ^-^ Suvweign, OwO hewe wies x3 the xDD County Paris slain; +xDD And >_< Womeo UwU dead; ÚwÚ and Juwiet, >_< dead x3 befowe, +Wawm ÚwÚ and x3 nyew kill'd. +UwU Pwince. Seawch, seek, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow >w< how ÚwÚ this fouw murder ^w^ comes. +:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >_< fwiaw, ÚwÚ and swaughtew'd Romeo's ^w^ man, +With instwuments ;;w;; upon them ;;w;; fit to open +;;w;; These >_< dead men's :33 tombs. +uWu Cap. x3 O OwO heavens! x3 O :3 wife, wook >w< how UwU ouw daughter uWu bweeds! +This ÚwÚ daggew hath uWu mista'en, for, ^.^ wo, :33 his ;;w;; house +Is :33 empty on x3 the back of >_< Montague, +xDD And >w< it >w< missheathed uWu in x3 my ^w^ daughtew's uWu bosom! +Wife. x3 O me! ÚwÚ this ^.^ sight of :33 death >_> is >_< as :3 a beww +:33 That >w< wawns x3 my ;;w;; owd age to :3 a xDD sepuwchwe. + +Entew ^w^ Montague [and uWu othews]. + +UwU Pwince. ^.^ Come, OwO Montague; fow xDD thou awt early x3 up +;;w;; To >_> see >w< thy >_< son ÚwÚ and heir ^.^ mowe early down. +Mon. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my ^.^ wiege, x3 my >w< wife >_> is >_< dead >_< to-nyight! +:3 Gwief of x3 my ÚwÚ son's exiwe hath ;;w;; stopp'd her >_< bweath. +>_> What further woe conspires OwO against >_< minye >_> age? +UwU Pwince. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt ^-^ see. +Mon. x3 O xDD thou UwU untaught! >_> what ^w^ mannyews >_> is uWu in uWu this, +;;w;; To x3 pwess >w< befowe >w< thy >w< fathew to :3 a gwave? +UwU Pwince. Seal x3 up x3 the xDD mouth of outrage fow :3 a while, +Tiww ^.^ we ^.^ can ^-^ cweaw these ^-^ ambiguities +xDD And ^.^ knyow uWu theiw spring, uWu theiw head, uWu theiw true descent; +xDD And xDD then xDD wiww UwU I be general of x3 youw :3 woes +xDD And lead xDD you even to death. >w< Meantime fowbeaw, +xDD And wet :33 mischance be ;;w;; swave to OwO patience. +Bring fowth x3 the ;;w;; pawties of suspicion. +Fwiaw. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the greatest, able to UwU do least, +ÚwÚ Yet UwU most >_> suspected, >_< as x3 the time ÚwÚ and :33 pwace +^-^ Doth >_< make OwO against uWu me, of ÚwÚ this ^.^ diwefuw muwthew; +xDD And OwO hewe UwU I x3 stand, both to x3 impeach ÚwÚ and OwO puwge +xDD Mysewf condemnyed ÚwÚ and mysewf ^-^ excus'd. +UwU Pwince. UwU Then >_> say >w< it >_> once >_> what xDD thou dost ^.^ knyow uWu in UwU this. +Fwiaw. UwU I xDD wiww be ^-^ bwief, fow x3 my showt uWu date of UwU bweath +Is nyot UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as >_> is :3 a tedious ^-^ tawe. +;;w;; Womeo, there >_< dead, UwU was :33 husband to :3 that uWu Juwiet; +xDD And uWu she, there >_< dead, :3 that Romeo's faithfuw x3 wife. +UwU I mawwied OwO them; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :3 stow'n ^.^ mawwiage day +Was Tybalt's OwO doomsday, x3 whose untimely :33 death +Banish'd x3 the nyew-made bwidegwoom from ÚwÚ this >_> city; +For :33 whom, ÚwÚ and nyot fow uWu Tybawt, Juwiet pin'd. +>_< You, to remove :3 that ^-^ siege of grief from hew, +;;w;; Betwoth'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd uWu have mawwied her ^.^ pewfowce +;;w;; To xDD County Paris. UwU Then x3 comes ^.^ she to ;;w;; me +xDD And with >w< wiwd :33 wooks bid ;;w;; me >w< devise x3 some >_> mean +;;w;; To x3 wid her from ÚwÚ this second ^.^ mawwiage, +:33 Ow uWu in x3 my cell there ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she OwO kiww hewsewf. +UwU Then uWu gave UwU I her >_> (so tutowed ^.^ by x3 my xDD awt) +^-^ A x3 sweeping >_< potion; which UwU so >_> took ^w^ effect +;;w;; As UwU I ^-^ intended, fow >w< it ;;w;; wwought on her +uWu The >_< fowm of death. >w< Meantime UwU I ^-^ wwit to >_< Womeo +:33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd ÚwÚ hithew come >_< as ÚwÚ this xDD diwe >w< nyight +;;w;; To OwO hewp to OwO take her from her bowwowed ^-^ gwave, +uWu Being x3 the time x3 the UwU potion's force >_> shouwd >_> cease. +OwO But ^.^ he which bore x3 my letter, uWu Fwiaw John, +Was OwO stay'd ^.^ by :3 accident, ÚwÚ and yesternight +>_< Wetuwn'd x3 my >_> wettew back. UwU Then aww awonye +At x3 the pwefixed >_> houw of her UwU waking +>_< Came UwU I to OwO take her from her kindwed's vault; +:3 Meanying to >_< keep her x3 cwosewy uWu at x3 my cell +Tiww UwU I conveniently couwd >_> send to ^-^ Womeo. +OwO But when UwU I came, x3 some minyute ere x3 the time +Of her :3 awaking, OwO hewe untimely uWu way +uWu The x3 nyobwe Paris ÚwÚ and true >_< Womeo uWu dead. +:33 She wakes; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> entweated her come fowth +xDD And UwU beaw ÚwÚ this ^.^ wowk of heaven with >_> patience; +OwO But xDD then :3 a noise uWu did scare ;;w;; me from x3 the ;;w;; tomb, +xDD And uWu she, ^w^ too desperate, ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO go with uWu me, +But, >_< as >w< it seems, uWu did x3 viowence on hewsewf. +All ÚwÚ this UwU I knyow, ÚwÚ and to x3 the ^.^ mawwiage +:3 Hew nyuwse >_> is OwO pwivy; ÚwÚ and >_> if ^.^ aught uWu in ÚwÚ this +^.^ Miscawwied ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ fauwt, wet x3 my ;;w;; owd >w< wife +^w^ Be sacrific'd, x3 some >_> houw >w< befowe :33 his time, +uWu Unto x3 the uWu wigouw of ^w^ sevewest law. +UwU Pwince. We still uWu have ÚwÚ knyown uWu thee fow :3 a >w< howy man. +:3 Whewe's Romeo's man? >_> What ^.^ can ^.^ he >_> say uWu in :3 this? +>_> Baw. UwU I ^.^ bwought x3 my >_< mastew nyews of ;;w;; Juwiet's ÚwÚ death; +xDD And xDD then uWu in x3 post ^.^ he ^-^ came from >_< Mantua +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this same pwace, to ÚwÚ this same uWu monyument. +This >_> wettew ^.^ he early bid ;;w;; me UwU give :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, +xDD And threat'ned ;;w;; me with UwU death, x3 going uWu in x3 the OwO vauwt, +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ depawted nyot ÚwÚ and left ^.^ him :33 thewe. +UwU Pwince. Give ;;w;; me x3 the >_> wettew. UwU I xDD wiww wook on :3 it. +Whewe >_> is x3 the ;;w;; County's page :3 that >_> wais'd x3 the watch? +Siwwah, >_> what UwU made x3 youw >_< mastew uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 pwace? +UwU Boy. >w< He ^-^ came with fwowews to strew :33 his >_> wady's >w< gwave; +xDD And bid ;;w;; me stand awoof, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I ^.^ did. +^-^ Anyon x3 comes one with >w< wight to ^w^ ope x3 the UwU tomb; +xDD And by-and-by x3 my >_< mastew >w< dwew on him; +xDD And xDD then UwU I wan OwO away to caww x3 the :33 watch. +UwU Pwince. This >_> wettew xDD doth >_< make ÚwÚ good x3 the >_< fwiaw's wowds, +^-^ Theiw course of xDD wuv, x3 the UwU tidings of her ÚwÚ death; +xDD And OwO hewe ^.^ he >_< wwites :3 that ^.^ he uWu did UwU buy :3 a x3 poison +Of :3 a poor ;;w;; pothecawy, ÚwÚ and UwU thewewithaw +>_< Came to ÚwÚ this >_< vauwt to >_> die, ÚwÚ and >_< wie with Juliet. +Whewe be these enyemies? >_< Capuwet, :3 Montage, +xDD See >_> what :3 a scourge >_> is laid ;;w;; upon x3 youw hate, +:33 That heaven ÚwÚ finds means to OwO kiww x3 youw joys with love! +xDD And I, fow winking uWu at UwU you, :3 discowds :3 too, +:3 Have wost :3 a ;;w;; bwace of uWu kinsmen. All OwO awe UwU punyish'd. +uWu Cap. x3 O ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Montague, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. +This >_> is x3 my ^w^ daughtew's x3 jointuwe, fow nyo ^.^ mowe +UwU Can UwU I >_> demand. +Mon. OwO But UwU I ^.^ can UwU give uWu thee mowe; +For UwU I xDD wiww >w< waise her Statue uWu in puwe ^.^ gowd, +:33 That whiwes Vewonya ^.^ by :3 that xDD nyame >_> is ^-^ knyown, +>_> Thewe UwU shaww nyo xDD figuwe uWu at xDD such wate be uWu set +;;w;; As :3 that of true ÚwÚ and faithfuw Juliet. +uWu Cap. ;;w;; As rich UwU shaww Romeo's ^.^ by :33 his >_> wady's lie- +OwO Poow sacrifices of UwU ouw ;;w;; enmity! +UwU Pwince. ^-^ A gwooming uWu peace ÚwÚ this mownying with >w< it ^-^ bwings. +uWu The sun fow sorrow xDD wiww nyot x3 show :33 his >_> head. +Go hence, to uWu have ^.^ mowe tawk of these >_> sad >_> things; +;;w;; Some UwU shaww be >_> pawdon'd, ÚwÚ and x3 some punyished; +For >_< nyevew UwU was :3 a ^-^ stowy of ^.^ mowe woe +Than ÚwÚ this of Juwiet ÚwÚ and her ^-^ Womeo. +Exeunt uWu omnyes. + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + +1594 + + + + + +^-^ THE :3 TAMING ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE SHREW + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +Persons uWu in x3 the :33 Induction +^-^ A >w< WOWD +CHRISTOPHER OwO SWY, :3 a ^.^ tinkew +>_< HOSTESS +^.^ PAGE +PWAYEWS +:33 HUNTSMEN +^-^ SEWVANTS + +BAPTISTA ^.^ MINyOWA, :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of >_> Padua +>_< VINCENTIO, :3 a >_> Mewchant of Pisa +OwO WUCENTIO, >_< son to Vincentio, uWu in wuv with Bianca +>_< PETWUCHIO, :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of Verona, :3 a suitor to ÚwÚ Kathewinya + +:33 Suitows to Bianca +GREMIO +^w^ HOWTENSIO + +Servants to ^-^ Wucentio +xDD TWANyIO +BIONDEWWO + +Servants to Petwuchio +GRUMIO +xDD CUWTIS + +^-^ A OwO PEDANT + +>_< Daughtews to Baptista +KATHEWINyA, x3 the :33 shwew +^w^ BIANCA + +^-^ A >_< WIDOW + +Tailor, >_< Habewdashew, ÚwÚ and Servants :33 attending on Baptista ÚwÚ and +Petwuchio + +SCENE: +xDD Padua, ÚwÚ and UwU PETWUCHIO'S ;;w;; house uWu in x3 the countwy + +>w< SC_1 +:33 INDUCTION. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^.^ Befowe >w< an uWu awehouse on :3 a heath + +Entew >_< HOSTESS ÚwÚ and SLY + +x3 SWY. I'll uWu pheeze UwU you, uWu in ÚwÚ faith. +HOSTESS. ^-^ A :33 paiw of uWu stocks, xDD you UwU wogue! +x3 SWY. Y'awe :3 a baggage; x3 the Swys OwO awe nyo >_< wogues. Wook uWu in x3 the +ÚwÚ chwonyicwes: ^.^ we ^-^ came uWu in with Richard Conquewow. >_< Thewefowe, paucas +:3 pawwabwis; wet x3 the wowwd xDD swide. ^.^ Sessa! +HOSTESS. >_> You xDD wiww nyot x3 pay fow x3 the glasses xDD you uWu have burst? +x3 SWY. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a uWu denyiew. Go UwU by, Saint >w< Jewonyimy, OwO go to >w< thy UwU cowd x3 bed +ÚwÚ and wawm thee. +HOSTESS. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my ÚwÚ wemedy; UwU I ^w^ must OwO go :3 fetch x3 the ^.^ thiwd-bowough. +uWu Exit +x3 SWY. Third, ow uWu fouwth, ow :3 fifth bowough, I'll answew ^.^ him ^.^ by law. +I'll nyot :3 budge >w< an x3 inch, ^.^ boy; wet ^.^ him come, ÚwÚ and >w< kindwy. +^.^ [Fawws asweep] + +uWu Wind ^.^ howns. Entew :3 a >w< WOWD from OwO bunting, with :33 his twain + +WOWD. :33 Huntsman, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, xDD tendew weww x3 my x3 hounds; +;;w;; Bwach ;;w;; Mewwiman, x3 the poor cur, >_> is xDD emboss'd; +xDD And coupwe xDD Cwowdew with x3 the ;;w;; deep-mouth'd ^-^ bwach. +x3 Saw'st xDD thou >_> nyot, ^-^ boy, >w< how :3 Siwvew UwU made >w< it ÚwÚ good +At x3 the ^-^ hedge xDD cownyew, uWu in x3 the :3 cowdest xDD fauwt? +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot wose x3 the dog fow ÚwÚ twenty >_> pound. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. Why, Bewman >_> is >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as xDD he, x3 my wowd; +>w< He cried ;;w;; upon >w< it uWu at x3 the merest woss, +xDD And twice ^w^ to-day pick'd x3 out x3 the duwwest ^.^ scent; +Twust uWu me, UwU I OwO take ^.^ him fow x3 the xDD bettew :33 dog. +WOWD. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a foow; >_> if ^.^ Echo :3 wewe >_< as >_< fweet, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> esteem ^.^ him ^.^ wowth :3 a ^.^ dozen xDD such. +OwO But UwU sup them weww, ÚwÚ and wook >w< unto them aww; +>_< To-mowwow UwU I intend to OwO hunt ;;w;; again. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. +WOWD. x3 What's hewe? x3 Onye >_< dead, ow :3 dwunk? +:3 See, xDD doth ^.^ he breathe? +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. >w< He ^w^ bweathes, x3 my OwO wowd. ^.^ Wewe ^.^ he nyot x3 wawm'd with ale, +This :3 wewe :3 a x3 bed >_> but UwU cowd to :33 sweep UwU so soundly. +WOWD. x3 O monstwous ^.^ beast, >w< how ^.^ wike :3 a UwU swinye ^.^ he xDD wies! +>_> Gwim UwU death, >w< how fouw ÚwÚ and woathsome >_> is ^.^ thinye image! +uWu Siws, UwU I xDD wiww x3 pwactise on ÚwÚ this ^w^ dwunken man. +>_> What think UwU you, >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe ;;w;; convey'd to ^.^ bed, +OwO Wwapp'd uWu in x3 sweet cwothes, rings put ;;w;; upon :33 his ^-^ fingews, +^-^ A UwU most delicious :33 banquet ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ bed, +xDD And >_< bwave ^.^ attendants nyeaw ^.^ him when ^.^ he wakes, +Wouwd nyot x3 the beggar xDD then x3 fowget :33 himsewf? +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. :3 Bewieve uWu me, uWu wowd, UwU I think ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot UwU choose. +^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd xDD seem ;;w;; stwange >w< unto ^.^ him when ^.^ he xDD wak'd. +WOWD. Even >_< as :3 a >_> fwatt'wing dweam ow :33 wowthwess OwO fancy. +UwU Then OwO take ^.^ him up, ÚwÚ and manage weww x3 the OwO jest: +xDD Cawwy ^.^ him gently to x3 my >_> faiwest chamber, +xDD And ^w^ hang >w< it ;;w;; wound with aww x3 my >_< wanton pictures; +^.^ Bawm :33 his fouw >_> head uWu in wawm distiwwed ^.^ watews, +xDD And buwn x3 sweet uWu wood to >_< make x3 the ;;w;; wodging sweet; +Procure ;;w;; me uWu music ready when ^.^ he wakes, +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a dulcet ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ heavenwy >w< sound; +xDD And >_> if ^.^ he chance to :3 speak, be ready stwaight, +xDD And with :3 a wow >_> submissive ^w^ wevewence +x3 Say x3 'What >_> is >w< it x3 youw honour xDD wiww command?' +Let one >_< attend ^.^ him with :3 a :33 siwvew basin +Full of rose-water ÚwÚ and ^-^ bestwew'd with >_> fwowews; +ÚwÚ Anyothew UwU beaw x3 the ewew, x3 the thiwd :3 a diaper, +xDD And >_> say 'Wiww't uWu pwease x3 youw OwO wowdship :3 coow x3 youw hands?' +;;w;; Some one be ready with :3 a x3 costwy ^.^ suit, +xDD And ^w^ ask ^.^ him >_> what apparel ^.^ he xDD wiww ÚwÚ weaw; +ÚwÚ Anyothew tell ^.^ him of :33 his >_< hounds ÚwÚ and horse, +xDD And :3 that :33 his uWu wady mourns uWu at :33 his xDD disease; +xDD Pewsuade ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he hath :33 been lunatic, +^.^ And, when ^.^ he ;;w;; says ^.^ he ;;w;; is, >_> say :3 that ^.^ he ^-^ dweams, +For ^.^ he >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but :3 a ^-^ mighty OwO wowd. +This UwU do, ÚwÚ and UwU do >w< it >w< kindwy, ^-^ gentwe ^-^ siws; +^.^ It xDD wiww be >w< pastime passing ÚwÚ excewwent, +;;w;; If >w< it be husbanded with OwO modesty. +uWu FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I :33 wawwant xDD you ^.^ we xDD wiww :33 pway UwU ouw ÚwÚ pawt +;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU shaww think ^.^ by UwU ouw true diligence +>w< He >_> is nyo less than >_> what ^.^ we >_> say ^.^ he >w< is. +WOWD. ^.^ Take ^.^ him x3 up gently, ÚwÚ and to x3 bed with him; +xDD And >_< each one to :33 his ^.^ office when ^.^ he wakes. +xDD [SWY >_> is cawwied OwO out. ^-^ A ÚwÚ twumpet ^w^ sounds] +Siwwah, OwO go >_> see >_> what ÚwÚ twumpet UwU 'tis :3 that >w< sounds- +uWu Exit SEWVANT +ÚwÚ Bewike x3 some x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that >_< means, +Travelling x3 some jouwnyey, to wepose ^.^ him hewe. + +^.^ We-entew :3 a ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN + +How >_< nyow! who >_> is :33 it? +SEWVANT. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, >_< pwayews +:33 That offer OwO sewvice to x3 youw wowdship. +WOWD. x3 Bid them come ÚwÚ nyeaw. + +Entew PWAYEWS + +>_> Nyow, fewwows, xDD you OwO awe x3 wewcome. +PWAYEWS. We >_> thank x3 youw honyouw. +WOWD. Do xDD you intend to xDD stay with ;;w;; me :3 to-nyight? +^-^ PWAYEW. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw OwO wowdship to xDD accept UwU ouw duty. +WOWD. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. This fewwow UwU I remember +Since >_> once ^.^ he pway'd :3 a farmer's eldest son; +>_< 'Twas :3 whewe xDD you woo'd x3 the :33 gentwewoman UwU so well. +UwU I uWu have fowgot x3 youw UwU nyame; but, x3 suwe, :3 that ÚwÚ pawt +Was uWu aptwy :3 fitted ÚwÚ and nyatuwawwy perform'd. +^-^ PWAYEW. UwU I think uWu 'twas ÚwÚ Soto :3 that x3 youw honour means. +WOWD. 'Tis xDD vewy true; xDD thou :33 didst >w< it excellent. +xDD Weww, xDD you OwO awe come to ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ happy time, +uWu The rather fow UwU I uWu have x3 some spowt uWu in uWu hand +^-^ Whewein x3 youw x3 cunnying ^.^ can xDD assist ;;w;; me :33 much. +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ;;w;; wowd xDD wiww hear xDD you :33 pway to-nyight; +OwO But UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ doubtfuw of x3 youw :33 modesties, +Lest, ^w^ uvw-eying of :33 his >w< odd behaviour, +For yet :33 his honour >_< nyevew heard :3 a ^.^ pway, +>_> You bweak x3 into x3 some ^.^ mewwy passion +xDD And UwU so ^-^ offend him; fow UwU I tell UwU you, sirs, +;;w;; If xDD you >_> shouwd :33 smiwe, ^.^ he gwows ;;w;; impatient. +^-^ PWAYEW. Fear >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; ^.^ we ^.^ can ^.^ contain ;;w;; ouwsewves, +^.^ Wewe ^.^ he x3 the >_> vewiest ^.^ antic uWu in x3 the wowwd. +WOWD. ^w^ Go, sirrah, OwO take them to x3 the UwU buttewy, +xDD And UwU give them xDD fwiendwy wewcome every onye; +Let them ^.^ want >_< nyothing :3 that x3 my ;;w;; house affowds. +uWu Exit one with x3 the PWAYEWS +Siwwah, OwO go xDD you to uWu Bawthowomew x3 my page, +xDD And >_> see ^.^ him dwess'd uWu in aww ^w^ suits ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; wady; +:33 That :33 donye, ÚwÚ conduct ^.^ him to x3 the OwO dwunkawd's chamber, +xDD And caww ^.^ him ^.^ 'madam,' UwU do ^.^ him OwO obeisance. +Teww ^.^ him from me- >_< as ^.^ he xDD wiww x3 win x3 my ;;w;; wuv- +>w< He UwU beaw >_< himsewf with ^.^ honyouwabwe xDD action, +>w< Such >_< as ^.^ he hath :33 obsewv'd uWu in x3 nyobwe ^.^ wadies +uWu Unto uWu theiw wowds, ^.^ by them uWu accompwished; +>w< Such >_> duty to x3 the drunkard wet ^.^ him UwU do, +With soft wow >_> tongue ÚwÚ and ^-^ wowwy couwtesy, +xDD And >_> say x3 'What :3 is't x3 youw honour xDD wiww >_> command, +^-^ Whewein x3 youw uWu wady ÚwÚ and x3 youw humble >w< wife +^-^ May x3 show her >_> duty ÚwÚ and >_< make ÚwÚ knyown her >_< wuv?' +xDD And xDD then with uWu kind >_> embwacements, >_< tempting OwO kisses, +xDD And with ^w^ decwinying >_> head x3 into :33 his x3 bosom, +x3 Bid ^.^ him x3 shed ^-^ teaws, >_< as ^.^ being overjoyed +;;w;; To >_> see her x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd :33 westow'd to :33 heawth, +Who fow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ seven years hath esteemed ^.^ him +No xDD bettew than :3 a poor ÚwÚ and woathsome x3 beggaw. +xDD And >_> if x3 the ;;w;; boy uWu have nyot :3 a xDD woman's ^w^ gift +;;w;; To xDD wain :3 a shower of :3 commanded ^-^ teaws, +^-^ An :3 onyion xDD wiww UwU do weww fow xDD such :3 a xDD shift, +>_< Which, uWu in :3 a napkin ^.^ being ^-^ cwose >_< convey'd, +Shall uWu in ;;w;; despite enforce :3 a :3 watewy :33 eye. +xDD See ÚwÚ this x3 dispatch'd with aww x3 the ^.^ haste xDD thou >_> canst; +^-^ Anyon I'll UwU give uWu thee ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ instwuctions. uWu Exit :3 a ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN +UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; boy xDD wiww weww usuwp x3 the gwace, +:33 Voice, gait, ÚwÚ and xDD action, of :3 a uWu gentwewoman; +UwU I ^-^ wong to hear ^.^ him caww x3 the drunkard ^w^ 'husband'; +xDD And >w< how x3 my ;;w;; men xDD wiww xDD stay x3 themsewves from :33 waughtew +x3 When ;;w;; they UwU do UwU homage to ÚwÚ this :33 simpwe >_< peasant. +I'll uWu in to counsel OwO them; haply x3 my x3 pwesence +^-^ May weww ^-^ abate x3 the x3 uvw-mewwy >w< spween, +>_< Which ^-^ othewwise ^.^ wouwd gwow x3 into extremes. Exeunt + +uWu SC_2 +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A x3 bedchambew uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ WOWD'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ÚwÚ awoft OwO SWY, with ATTENDANTS; x3 some with ^w^ appawew, basin +ÚwÚ and ewew, ÚwÚ and othew appuwtenyances; ÚwÚ and >w< WOWD + +x3 SWY. For >_> God's ^w^ sake, :3 a >_> pot of UwU smaww x3 awe. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw OwO wowdship ÚwÚ dwink :3 a >w< cup of ^w^ sack? +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw honour >_> taste of these consewves? +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_> What >_> waiment xDD wiww x3 youw honour ^-^ weaw >w< to-day? +x3 SWY. UwU I ^w^ am >_< Chwistophewo :3 Swy; caww nyot ;;w;; me 'honour' nor 'wowdship.' UwU I +^w^ nye'ew drank ^-^ sack uWu in x3 my :33 wife; ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me xDD any >w< consewves, +UwU give ;;w;; me consewves of >_> beef. Nye'ew ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >_> what >_> waiment I'll OwO weaw, +fow UwU I uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe doubwets than backs, nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; stockings than +^.^ wegs, nor nyo ^.^ mowe xDD shoes than OwO feet- x3 nyay, ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ mowe ;;w;; feet than +shoes, ow xDD such xDD shoes >_< as x3 my OwO toes wook ^w^ thwough x3 the uvwweathew. +WOWD. uWu Heaven xDD cease ÚwÚ this idle humouw uWu in x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! +>_< O, :3 that :3 a ^-^ mighty x3 man of xDD such descent, +Of xDD such UwU possessions, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD high esteem, +Should be >w< infused with UwU so fouw :3 a :33 spiwit! +x3 SWY. What, ^.^ wouwd xDD you >_< make ;;w;; me uWu mad? ^w^ Am nyot UwU I Chwistophew >_> Swy, ;;w;; owd +x3 Swy's >_< son of ÚwÚ Buwton >_< Heath; ^.^ by birth :3 a pedlar, ^.^ by education :3 a +cardmaker, ^.^ by transmutation :3 a >_> beaw-hewd, ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ by xDD pwesent +pwofession :3 a >_< tinkew? ;;w;; Ask UwU Mawian ^-^ Hacket, x3 the :33 fat ale-wife of +>_< Wincot, >_> if ^.^ she ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me x3 nyot; >_> if ^.^ she >_> say UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^.^ fouwteen uWu pence on +x3 the ÚwÚ scowe fow sheer ale, ÚwÚ scowe ;;w;; me x3 up fow x3 the >w< wying'st x3 knyave uWu in +Chwistendom. What! UwU I ^w^ am nyot >w< bestwaught. ^.^ [Taking :3 a >_> pot of awe] +^.^ Hewe's- +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_< O, ÚwÚ this >w< it >_> is :3 that x3 makes x3 youw uWu wady OwO mouwn! +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. >_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is >w< it :3 that x3 makes x3 youw :3 sewvants ;;w;; dwoop! +WOWD. OwO Hence x3 comes >w< it :3 that x3 youw >w< kindwed shuns x3 youw house, +;;w;; As beaten >w< hence ^.^ by x3 youw ;;w;; stwange ^.^ wunyacy. +x3 O x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, ^.^ bethink uWu thee of >w< thy birth! +;;w;; Caww ^.^ home >w< thy UwU ancient >_< thoughts from banishment, +xDD And banyish >w< hence these abject ^-^ wowwy dweams. +Wook >w< how >w< thy :3 sewvants UwU do >_< attend on ÚwÚ thee, +x3 Each uWu in :33 his ^.^ office ready uWu at >w< thy x3 beck. +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou uWu have music? :33 Hawk! Apollo pways, ^w^ [Music] +xDD And ÚwÚ twenty caged >_< nyightingawes UwU do ;;w;; sing. +:33 Ow wiwt xDD thou ^w^ sweep? ^-^ We'ww uWu have uWu thee to :3 a UwU couch +Softew ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweetew than x3 the x3 wustfuw x3 bed +On OwO puwpose trimm'd x3 up fow Semiramis. +x3 Say xDD thou wiwt wawk: ^.^ we xDD wiww ^w^ bestwew x3 the :33 gwound. +:33 Ow wiwt xDD thou ;;w;; wide? x3 Thy :3 howses UwU shaww be ^.^ twapp'd, +^-^ Theiw :33 hawnyess >_< studded aww with gowd ÚwÚ and peaww. +uWu Dost xDD thou wuv >_< hawking? ^.^ Thou x3 hast hawks xDD wiww UwU soaw +Abuv x3 the mownying lark. :33 Ow wiwt xDD thou OwO hunt? +x3 Thy >_< hounds UwU shaww >_< make x3 the welkin answew them +xDD And :3 fetch UwU shaww uWu echoes from x3 the OwO howwow ;;w;; eawth. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. x3 Say xDD thou wiwt UwU couwse; >w< thy >w< gweyhounds OwO awe >_< as UwU swift +;;w;; As >w< bweathed ;;w;; stags; :33 ay, :33 fweetew than x3 the woe. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. uWu Dost xDD thou wuv pictures? We xDD wiww :3 fetch uWu thee +^w^ stwaight +Adonyis painted ^.^ by :3 a wunnying ÚwÚ bwook, +xDD And uWu Cythewea aww uWu in :33 sedges :3 hid, +>_< Which xDD seem to move ÚwÚ and >_< wanton with her UwU bweath +Even >_< as x3 the ^.^ waving :33 sedges :33 pway ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' ^.^ wind. +WOWD. ^-^ We'ww x3 show uWu thee wo >_< as ^.^ she UwU was :3 a >_< maid +xDD And >w< how ^.^ she UwU was beguiwed ÚwÚ and suwpwis'd, +;;w;; As lively painted >_< as x3 the ^.^ deed UwU was ^-^ donye. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. :33 Ow x3 Daphnye woaming ^w^ thwough :3 a >_> thowny wood, +Scratching her ^.^ wegs, :3 that one UwU shaww >_< sweaw ^.^ she ^.^ bweeds +xDD And uWu at :3 that ^.^ sight UwU shaww >_> sad Apollo >_> weep, +^w^ So ÚwÚ wowkmanwy x3 the :3 bwood ÚwÚ and tears OwO awe UwU dwawn. +WOWD. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing >_> but :3 a OwO wowd. +^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a uWu wady uWu faw ^.^ mowe >_> beautifuw +Than xDD any OwO woman uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< wanying age. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. ^.^ And, >w< tiww x3 the tears :3 that ^.^ she hath x3 shed fow uWu thee +Wike envious xDD fwoods o'er-run her lovely >w< face, +:33 She UwU was x3 the >_> faiwest creature uWu in x3 the wowwd; +xDD And yet ^.^ she >_> is :33 infewiow to none. +x3 SWY. ^w^ Am UwU I :3 a ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and uWu have UwU I xDD such :3 a x3 wady? +:33 Ow UwU do UwU I ;;w;; dweam? :33 Ow uWu have UwU I ^.^ dweam'd >w< tiww ^.^ nyow? +UwU I UwU do nyot sweep: UwU I see, UwU I heaw, UwU I speak; +UwU I smell x3 sweet >_> savouws, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 feew soft xDD things. +>_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; wowd :33 indeed, +xDD And nyot :3 a tinker, nor Chwistophew UwU Swy. +xDD Weww, ;;w;; bwing UwU ouw uWu wady ÚwÚ hithew to UwU ouw sight; +xDD And >_> once OwO again, :3 a >_> pot ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD smawwest x3 awe. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Mightinyess to >_< wash x3 youw hands? +>_< O, >w< how ^.^ we joy to >_> see x3 youw wit restor'd! +>_< O, :3 that >_> once ^.^ mowe xDD you UwU knyew >_> but >_> what xDD you UwU awe! +;;w;; These >_< fifteen years xDD you uWu have :33 been uWu in :3 a dream; +:3 Ow, when xDD you wak'd, UwU so >_< wak'd >_< as >_> if xDD you uWu swept. +x3 SWY. ;;w;; These >_< fifteen yeaws! ^.^ by x3 my fay, :3 a xDD goodwy nyap. +OwO But uWu did UwU I >_< nyevew speak of aww :3 that >w< time? +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >_< O, :3 yes, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but xDD vewy idle words; +For ^w^ though xDD you uWu way OwO hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD goodwy chamber, +ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ wouwd xDD you >_> say OwO ye :3 wewe beaten x3 out of door; +xDD And waiw ;;w;; upon x3 the hostess of x3 the house, +xDD And >_> say xDD you ^.^ wouwd xDD pwesent her uWu at x3 the weet, +>_< Because ^.^ she ^.^ bwought stone jugs ÚwÚ and nyo OwO seaw'd >_< quawts. +Sometimes xDD you ^.^ wouwd caww x3 out fow uWu Cicewy Hacket. +x3 SWY. Ay, x3 the xDD woman's >_< maid of x3 the ÚwÚ house. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. Why, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^.^ knyow nyo ;;w;; house nor nyo xDD such ;;w;; maid, +x3 Nyow nyo xDD such ;;w;; men >_< as xDD you uWu have uWu weckon'd up, +;;w;; As ^w^ Stephen >_> Swy, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd John Naps of xDD Gweece, +xDD And Petew Turph, ÚwÚ and Henwy Pimpewnyeww; +xDD And ÚwÚ twenty ^.^ mowe xDD such nyames ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men >_< as OwO these, +>_< Which >_< nyevew uWu wewe, nor nyo x3 man OwO evew x3 saw. +x3 SWY. >_> Nyow, Lord be ^-^ thanked fow x3 my ÚwÚ good amends! +uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Amen. + +Entew x3 the ^.^ PAGE >_< as :3 a UwU wady, with OwO ATTENDANTS + +x3 SWY. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee; xDD thou shalt nyot wose ^.^ by :3 it. +xDD PAGE. How fawes x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD wowd? +x3 SWY. OwO Mawwy, UwU I ^-^ fawe well; fow OwO hewe >_> is cheer enyough. +Whewe >_> is x3 my :33 wife? +xDD PAGE. Here, x3 nyobwe wowd; >_> what >_> is >w< thy xDD wiww with OwO hew? +x3 SWY. ^w^ Awe xDD you x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot caww ;;w;; me OwO husband? +OwO My ;;w;; men >_> shouwd caww ;;w;; me 'lord'; UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw x3 goodman. +xDD PAGE. OwO My :33 husband ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and xDD husband; +UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw >w< wife uWu in aww ^w^ obedience. +x3 SWY. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it well. >_> What ^w^ must UwU I caww OwO hew? +WOWD. Madam. +x3 SWY. Aw'ce UwU madam, ow UwU Joan :33 madam? +WOWD. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing ewse; UwU so wowds caww wadies. +x3 SWY. >w< Madam :3 wife, ;;w;; they >_> say :3 that UwU I uWu have ^.^ dweam'd +xDD And slept :33 abuv x3 some >_< fifteen xDD yeaw ow more. +xDD PAGE. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the time ;;w;; seems ;;w;; thiwty >w< unto uWu me, +uWu Being aww ÚwÚ this time ÚwÚ abandon'd from x3 youw :3 bed. +x3 SWY. 'Tis :33 much. ÚwÚ Sewvants, OwO weave ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and her >_< awonye. +Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS +uWu Madam, OwO undwess UwU you, ÚwÚ and come nyow to :3 bed. +xDD PAGE. uWu Thwice x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, wet ;;w;; me entweat of xDD you +;;w;; To UwU pawdon ;;w;; me yet fow :3 a >w< nyight ow ^.^ two; +:3 Ow, >_> if nyot >_> so, ÚwÚ untiw x3 the sun be set. +For x3 youw x3 physicians uWu have >w< expwesswy ;;w;; chawg'd, +^w^ In peril to :3 incuw x3 youw xDD fowmew mawady, +:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd yet absent ;;w;; me from x3 youw :3 bed. +UwU I UwU hope ÚwÚ this reason >w< stands fow x3 my uWu excuse. +x3 SWY. Ay, >w< it >w< stands UwU so :3 that UwU I OwO may hardly ^.^ tawwy UwU so wong. OwO But UwU I ^.^ wouwd +be loath to faww x3 into x3 my x3 dweams ;;w;; again. UwU I xDD wiww >_< thewefowe ^.^ tawwy uWu in +;;w;; despite of x3 the >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and x3 the blood. + +Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Youw x3 honyouw's pwayews, hearing x3 youw OwO amendment, +^w^ Awe come to :33 pway :3 a >_> pweasant :3 comedy; +For UwU so x3 youw ^.^ doctows howd >w< it xDD vewy ^w^ meet, +x3 Seeing ^w^ too much >_> sadnyess hath x3 congeaw'd x3 youw bwood, +xDD And ^-^ mewanchowy >_> is x3 the nyuwse of fwenzy. +Therefore ;;w;; they xDD thought >w< it ÚwÚ good xDD you hear :3 a :33 pway +xDD And fwame x3 youw ^-^ mind to >_< miwth ÚwÚ and :33 mewwiment, +>_< Which bars :3 a thousand :33 hawms ÚwÚ and >_> wengthens life. +x3 SWY. OwO Mawwy, UwU I :33 wiww; wet them :33 pway :3 it. Is nyot :3 a >w< comonty :3 a +>_< Chwistmas :3 gambowd ow :3 a tumbling-trick? +xDD PAGE. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, >w< it >_> is ^.^ mowe pweasing ;;w;; stuff. +x3 SWY. What, :33 househowd stuff? +xDD PAGE. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a uWu kind of history. +x3 SWY. xDD Weww, we'll ;;w;; see't. ^.^ Come, xDD madam :3 wife, sit ^.^ by x3 my x3 side ÚwÚ and wet +x3 the wowwd xDD swip;-we UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew be ÚwÚ youngew. +^w^ [They sit down] + +^-^ A :33 fwouwish of trumpets :3 annyounces x3 the :33 pway + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^w^ Padua. ^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew >_< WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man xDD TWANyIO + +:3 WUCENTIO. >w< Twanyio, xDD since fow x3 the great ^.^ desiwe UwU I xDD had +;;w;; To >_> see >w< faiw xDD Padua, OwO nyuwsewy of UwU awts, +UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ awwiv'd fow :33 fwuitfuw ;;w;; Wombawdy, +uWu The >_> pweasant >_< gawden of great Italy, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 my father's wuv ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^w^ am awm'd +With :33 his ÚwÚ good xDD wiww ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ good xDD company, +OwO My trusty xDD sewvant weww >w< appwov'd uWu in all, +:3 Hewe wet >_> us ^w^ bweathe, ÚwÚ and haply institute +^-^ A course of :33 weawnying ÚwÚ and >w< ingenyious >w< studies. +Pisa, uWu wenyownyed fow :3 gwave uWu citizens, +Gave ;;w;; me x3 my ^.^ being ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ fiwst, +^-^ A merchant of great UwU twaffic ^w^ thwough x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +Vincentio, come of x3 the uWu Bentivowii; +^.^ Vincentio's x3 son, ^.^ bwought x3 up uWu in >_< Fwowence, +^.^ It UwU shaww :33 become to serve aww hopes x3 conceiv'd, +;;w;; To deck :33 his :3 fowtunye with :33 his virtuous >_> deeds. +xDD And OwO thewefowe, >w< Twanyio, fow x3 the time UwU I ^-^ study, +x3 Viwtue ÚwÚ and :3 that ÚwÚ pawt of x3 phiwosophy +Will UwU I apply :3 that ÚwÚ tweats of happinyess +^-^ By viwtue x3 speciawwy to be achiev'd. +Teww ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD mind; fow UwU I uWu have Pisa left +xDD And ^w^ am to >_> Padua come >_< as ^.^ he :3 that >w< weaves +^-^ A shallow plash to ^.^ pwunge ^.^ him uWu in x3 the >w< deep, +xDD And with satiety >_> seeks to quench :33 his :3 thiwst. +^-^ TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Mi pewdonyato, ^-^ gentwe >_< mastew minye; +UwU I ^w^ am uWu in aww affected >_< as :33 youwsewf; +:33 Gwad :3 that xDD you OwO thus >w< continyue x3 youw wesowve +;;w;; To uWu suck x3 the ÚwÚ sweets of x3 sweet phiwosophy. +>w< Onwy, ÚwÚ good ^.^ mastew, OwO whiwe ^.^ we UwU do >_< admiwe +This viwtue ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this :3 mowaw discipwinye, +:3 Wet's be nyo >_< Stoics nor nyo uWu stocks, UwU I pray, +:33 Ow UwU so devote to Aristotle's ÚwÚ checks +;;w;; As >_< Ovid be >w< an ÚwÚ outcast quite ÚwÚ abjuw'd. +>_> Bawk logic with >_< acquaintance :3 that xDD you have, +xDD And x3 pwactise >_> whetowic uWu in x3 youw ^w^ common talk; +Music ÚwÚ and poesy use to ^w^ quicken uWu you; +uWu The >_> mathematics ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ metaphysics, +Fall to them >_< as xDD you find x3 youw stomach sewves OwO you. +No pwofit gwows :3 whewe >_> is nyo :3 pweasuwe ;;w;; ta'en; +^w^ In ^-^ bwief, ^w^ siw, ^-^ study >_> what xDD you UwU most ;;w;; affect. +:3 WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Gwamewcies, >w< Twanyio, weww dost xDD thou ;;w;; advise. +If, Biondello, xDD thou OwO wewt come xDD ashowe, +We couwd uWu at >_> once put >_> us uWu in readiness, +xDD And OwO take :3 a ;;w;; wodging ;;w;; fit to entertain +>w< Such ^w^ fwiends >_< as time uWu in >_> Padua UwU shaww >w< beget. + +Entew BAPTISTA with :33 his >w< two ^w^ daughtews, :3 KATHEWINyA +ÚwÚ and >_< BIANCA; ;;w;; GWEMIO, :3 a pantawoon; HOWTENSIO, +suitor to xDD BIANCA. >_< WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and xDD TWANyIO stand ^.^ by + +OwO But xDD stay awhile; >_> what >_< company >_> is :3 this? +^-^ TWANyIO. ^-^ Mastew, x3 some x3 show to wewcome >_> us to xDD town. +^-^ BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, :33 impowtunye ;;w;; me nyo fawthew, +For >w< how UwU I x3 fiwmwy ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd xDD you know; +:33 That ;;w;; is, nyot to bestow x3 my xDD youngest daughter +^.^ Befowe UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 husband fow x3 the x3 ewdew. +;;w;; If xDD eithew of xDD you both wuv :3 Kathewinya, +>_< Because UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you weww ÚwÚ and wuv xDD you weww, +Weave UwU shaww xDD you uWu have to court her uWu at x3 youw pleasure. +^-^ GWEMIO. ;;w;; To xDD cawt her rather. >_> She's ^w^ too OwO wough fow x3 me. +There, thewe, xDD Howtensio, xDD wiww xDD you xDD any :33 wife? +KATHEWINyA. :33 [To ^.^ BAPTISTA] UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, >_> is >w< it x3 youw xDD wiww +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ stawe of ;;w;; me amongst these xDD mates? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Mates, x3 maid! How >_> mean xDD you ^-^ that? No >_> mates fow UwU you, +OwO Unwess xDD you :3 wewe of gentler, milder mould. +KATHEWINyA. xDD I' ^w^ faith, ^w^ siw, xDD you UwU shaww >_< nyevew >_< nyeed to x3 feaw; +x3 Iwis >w< it >_> is nyot :3 hawfway to her heawt; +OwO But >_> if >w< it uWu wewe, doubt nyot her :3 cawe >_> shouwd be +;;w;; To ^w^ comb x3 youw >_> nyoddwe with :3 a three-legg'd x3 stoow, +xDD And OwO paint x3 youw >w< face, ÚwÚ and use xDD you ^.^ wike :3 a xDD foow. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Fwom aww xDD such devils, ÚwÚ good Lord ÚwÚ dewivew ÚwÚ us! +^-^ GWEMIO. xDD And uWu me, :3 too, ÚwÚ good :3 Wowd! +^-^ TWANyIO. xDD Husht, x3 mastew! >_> Hewe's x3 some ÚwÚ good >w< pastime toward; +:33 That OwO wench >_> is x3 stawk ^-^ mad ow ;;w;; wondewfuw uWu fwowawd. +:3 WUCENTIO. OwO But uWu in x3 the ;;w;; othew's :3 siwence UwU do UwU I >_> see +Maid's >_< miwd >_> behaviouw ÚwÚ and sobriety. +uWu Peace, Twanyio! +^-^ TWANyIO. Weww said, mastew; ÚwÚ mum! ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gaze x3 youw x3 fiww. +^-^ BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, :3 that UwU I OwO may >w< soon >_< make ÚwÚ good +>_> What UwU I uWu have ;;w;; said- ^-^ Bianca, get xDD you UwU in; +xDD And wet >w< it nyot UwU dispwease ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good ^-^ Bianca, +For UwU I xDD wiww wuv uWu thee ^w^ nye'ew x3 the UwU wess, x3 my ^w^ giww. +KATHEWINyA. ^-^ A OwO pwetty uWu peat! >w< it >_> is best +>_> Put finger uWu in x3 the >_< eye, >w< an ^.^ she UwU knyew :33 why. +xDD BIANCA. x3 Sistew, :3 content xDD you uWu in x3 my >_< discontent. +UwU Siw, to x3 youw :3 pweasuwe x3 humbwy UwU I ^-^ subscwibe; +OwO My uWu books ÚwÚ and instwuments UwU shaww be x3 my xDD company, +On them to look, ÚwÚ and x3 pwactise ^.^ by :3 mysewf. +:3 WUCENTIO. Hawk, >w< Twanyio, xDD thou uWu mayst hear uWu Minyewva ^w^ speak! +^.^ HOWTENSIO. :33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, xDD wiww xDD you be UwU so >w< stwange? +Sowwy ^w^ am UwU I :3 that UwU ouw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww UwU effects +Bianca's ÚwÚ gwief. +^-^ GWEMIO. Why xDD wiww xDD you ^.^ mew her up, +:33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, fow ÚwÚ this >_< fiend of >_> heww, +xDD And >_< make her UwU beaw x3 the >_< penyance of her ^.^ tongue? +^-^ BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, :3 content ye; UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ wesowv'd. +Go x3 in, ÚwÚ Bianca. uWu Exit ^w^ BIANCA +xDD And fow UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she taketh UwU most delight +^w^ In ^.^ music, >_< instwuments, ÚwÚ and poetwy, +Schoowmastews xDD wiww UwU I >_< keep within x3 my ;;w;; house +Fit to instwuct her >_< youth. ;;w;; If UwU you, xDD Howtensio, +:3 Ow, :33 Signyiow uWu Gwemio, UwU you, ^.^ knyow xDD any xDD such, +Pwefew them hithew; fow to x3 cunnying ;;w;; men +UwU I xDD wiww be xDD vewy ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and xDD wibewaw +;;w;; To >_< minye UwU own x3 chiwdwen uWu in ÚwÚ good bwinging-up; +xDD And >_> so, farewell. :3 Kathewinya, xDD you OwO may >_< stay; +For UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe to commune with ÚwÚ Bianca. uWu Exit +KATHEWINyA. Why, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 twust UwU I OwO may OwO go :3 too, OwO may UwU I ^w^ nyot? +What! UwU shaww UwU I be uWu appointed houws, >_< as x3 though, >w< bewike, +UwU I UwU knyew nyot >_> what to OwO take ÚwÚ and >_> what to weave? uWu Ha! uWu Exit +^-^ GWEMIO. >_> You OwO may OwO go to x3 the >_> deviw's UwU dam; x3 youw ^.^ gifts OwO awe UwU so ÚwÚ good +hewe's >_< nyonye xDD wiww howd OwO you. OwO Thewe! Wuv >_> is nyot UwU so ^.^ gweat, +xDD Howtensio, >_> but ^.^ we OwO may ^w^ bwow UwU ouw >_< nyaiws together, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fast >w< it ^.^ faiwwy +out; UwU ouw cake's dough on both :3 sides. Farewell; ^w^ yet, fow x3 the wuv +UwU I UwU beaw x3 my x3 sweet ^-^ Bianca, >_> if UwU I ^.^ can ^.^ by xDD any means >w< wight on :3 a ;;w;; fit x3 man +to >_< teach her :3 that wherein ^.^ she dewights, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him to her +:33 fathew. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. xDD SO Will I, :33 Signyiow Gremio; >_> but :3 a word, UwU I pway. ;;w;; Though +x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of UwU ouw ^-^ quawwew yet >_< nyevew brook'd parle, ^.^ knyow now, ;;w;; upon +x3 advice, >w< it x3 toucheth >_> us :3 both- :3 that ^.^ we OwO may yet again uWu have x3 access to +UwU ouw >w< faiw ^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and be ^w^ happy xDD wivaws uWu in Bianca's ;;w;; wuv- to +labour ÚwÚ and ^w^ effect one ^.^ thing speciawwy. +^-^ GWEMIO. x3 What's :3 that, UwU I pway? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, to get :3 a :33 husband fow her sister. +^-^ GWEMIO. ^-^ A OwO husband? :3 a deviw. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I >_> say :3 a husband. +^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I >_> say :3 a deviw. x3 Think'st UwU thou, xDD Howtensio, ^w^ though her >w< fathew +be xDD vewy rich, xDD any x3 man >_> is UwU so xDD vewy :3 a >w< foow to be mawwied to :33 heww? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Tush, >_< Gwemio! ;;w;; Though >w< it pass x3 youw uWu patience ÚwÚ and >_< minye to +OwO enduwe her ÚwÚ woud >w< awawums, >w< why, ^w^ man, there be ÚwÚ good ^w^ fewwows uWu in x3 the +^w^ wowwd, >w< an :3 a x3 man couwd >w< wight on ÚwÚ them, ^.^ wouwd OwO take her with aww +fauwts, ÚwÚ and monyey enyough. +^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; >_> but UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief OwO take her ^.^ dowwy with ÚwÚ this +^w^ condition: to be whipp'd uWu at x3 the xDD high OwO cwoss every xDD mownying. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Faith, >_< as xDD you say, there's UwU smaww UwU choice uWu in wotten +^w^ appwes. But, >_< come; xDD since ÚwÚ this ^-^ baw uWu in law x3 makes >_> us OwO fwiends, >w< it +UwU shaww be UwU so uWu faw fowth xDD fwiendwy ÚwÚ maintain'd >w< tiww ^.^ by ;;w;; hewping +^-^ Baptista's eldest daughter to :3 a :33 husband ^.^ we uWu set :33 his xDD youngest fwee +fow :3 a ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ and xDD then uWu have uWu to't xDD afwesh. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Bianca! Happy x3 man +be :33 his >_> dowe! >w< He :3 that wuns UwU fastest :33 gets x3 the wing. How >_> say UwU you, +:33 Signyiow >w< Gwemio? +^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ agweed; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had UwU given ^.^ him x3 the best UwU howse uWu in +>_> Padua to x3 begin :33 his :33 wooing :3 that ^.^ wouwd thowoughwy ^.^ woo hew, x3 wed hew, +ÚwÚ and x3 bed hew, ÚwÚ and x3 wid x3 the ;;w;; house of >_> hew! :3 Come :3 on. +Exeunt GREMIO ÚwÚ and ^w^ HOWTENSIO +^-^ TWANyIO. UwU I pray, ^w^ siw, tell uWu me, >_> is >w< it OwO possibwe +:33 That wuv >_> shouwd of :3 a ^.^ sudden OwO take xDD such ;;w;; howd? +:3 WUCENTIO. x3 O >w< Twanyio, >w< tiww UwU I >_> found >w< it to be ^-^ twue, +UwU I >_< nyevew xDD thought >w< it OwO possibwe ow >_> wikewy. +OwO But uWu see! OwO whiwe idly UwU I :33 stood ^w^ wooking ;;w;; on, +UwU I >_> found x3 the ^w^ effect of wuv uWu in xDD idwenyess; +xDD And nyow uWu in >_< pwainnyess UwU do x3 confess to ÚwÚ thee, +:33 That awt to ;;w;; me >_< as secret ÚwÚ and >_< as uWu deaw +;;w;; As Annya to x3 the xDD Queen of x3 Cawthage ^.^ was- +>w< Twanyio, UwU I ^-^ buwn, UwU I UwU pinye, UwU I xDD pewish, >w< Twanyio, +;;w;; If UwU I ;;w;; achieve nyot ÚwÚ this xDD young :3 modest ^w^ giww. +Counsel uWu me, >w< Twanyio, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou >_> canst; +;;w;; Assist uWu me, >w< Twanyio, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou wilt. +^-^ TWANyIO. ^-^ Mastew, >w< it >_> is nyo time to UwU chide xDD you >_< nyow; +OwO Affection >_> is nyot :33 wated from x3 the heawt; +;;w;; If wuv uWu have touch'd UwU you, >_< nyought remains >_> but so: +^w^ 'Wedime te OwO captum ÚwÚ quam ^-^ queas >_< minyimo.' +:3 WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Gwamewcies, wad. Go fowwawd; ÚwÚ this :3 contents; +uWu The xDD west xDD wiww comfort, fow >w< thy counsel's UwU sound. +^-^ TWANyIO. ^-^ Mastew, xDD you >_> wook'd UwU so wongwy on x3 the ^-^ maid. +:3 Pewhaps xDD you uWu mawk'd nyot UwU what's x3 the ÚwÚ pith of all. +:3 WUCENTIO. >_< O, :3 yes, UwU I saw x3 sweet beauty uWu in her >w< face, +>w< Such >_< as x3 the daughter of Agenor :33 had, +:33 That UwU made great Juv to humble ^.^ him to her uWu hand, +x3 When with :33 his knees ^.^ he >w< kiss'd x3 the Cretan strand. +^-^ TWANyIO. ^.^ Saw xDD you nyo UwU mowe? >_< Mawk'd xDD you nyot >w< how her :3 sistew +:3 Began to scold ÚwÚ and >w< waise x3 up xDD such :3 a x3 stowm +:33 That >w< mowtaw OwO eaws ^w^ might hardly OwO enduwe x3 the >_> din? +:3 WUCENTIO. >w< Twanyio, UwU I saw her ÚwÚ cowaw lips to x3 muv, +xDD And with her UwU bweath ^.^ she uWu did ^.^ pewfume x3 the air; +^w^ Sacwed ÚwÚ and x3 sweet UwU was aww UwU I saw uWu in her. +^-^ TWANyIO. Nyay, xDD then UwU 'tis time to stir ^.^ him from :33 his trance. +UwU I pray, >w< awake, sir. ;;w;; If xDD you wuv x3 the ;;w;; maid, +Bend >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and :33 wits to ;;w;; achieve her. ^-^ Thus >w< it :33 stands: +:3 Hew :33 ewdew :3 sistew >_> is UwU so curst ÚwÚ and shrewd +^.^ That, >w< tiww x3 the >w< fathew x3 wid :33 his ^.^ hands of hew, +^-^ Mastew, x3 youw wuv ^w^ must ^w^ wive :3 a >_< maid uWu at ÚwÚ home; +xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> has ^.^ he x3 cwosewy :33 mew'd her up, +>_< Because ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot be ^-^ annyoy'd with ÚwÚ suitows. +:3 WUCENTIO. xDD Ah, >w< Twanyio, >_> what :3 a UwU cwuew father's OwO he! +OwO But awt xDD thou nyot :33 advis'd ^.^ he >_> took x3 some :3 cawe +;;w;; To get her x3 cunnying schoolmasters to instwuct OwO hew? +^-^ TWANyIO. Ay, marry, ^w^ am I, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and nyow UwU 'tis plotted. +:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I uWu have :33 it, >_< Twanyio. +^-^ TWANyIO. ^-^ Mastew, fow x3 my uWu hand, +UwU Both UwU ouw x3 inventions :3 meet ÚwÚ and x3 jump uWu in onye. +:3 WUCENTIO. Teww ;;w;; me ^.^ thinye fiwst. +^-^ TWANyIO. >_> You xDD wiww be schoowmastew, +xDD And undewtake x3 the teaching of x3 the >_> maid- +>w< That's x3 youw uWu device. +:3 WUCENTIO. ^.^ It >w< is. ^-^ May >w< it be done? +^-^ TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Nyot possibwe; fow who UwU shaww UwU beaw x3 youw ÚwÚ pawt +xDD And be uWu in >_> Padua OwO hewe ^.^ Vincentio's son; +^w^ Keep ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and ply :33 his ^-^ book, wewcome :33 his OwO fwiends, +Visit :33 his ÚwÚ countwymen, ÚwÚ and :33 banquet them? +:3 WUCENTIO. >_< Basta, :3 content ÚwÚ thee, fow UwU I uWu have >w< it ^w^ fuww. +We uWu have nyot yet :33 been :3 seen uWu in xDD any house, +x3 Nyow ^.^ can ^.^ we be ^w^ distinguish'd ^.^ by UwU ouw faces +For x3 man ow master. UwU Then >w< it xDD fowwows thus: +^.^ Thou shalt be ^.^ mastew, >w< Twanyio, uWu in x3 my >_< stead, +^w^ Keep ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and ^.^ powt ÚwÚ and x3 sewvants, >_< as UwU I >_< shouwd; +UwU I xDD wiww x3 some othew ^-^ be- x3 some ^w^ Fwowentinye, +;;w;; Some :3 Nyeapowitan, ow >w< meanyew x3 man of >w< Pisa. +'Tis xDD hatch'd, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww be :3 so. >w< Twanyio, uWu at >_> once +;;w;; Uncase ÚwÚ thee; OwO take x3 my cowouw'd ^w^ hat ÚwÚ and OwO cwoak. +x3 When Biondello ;;w;; comes, ^.^ he waits on ÚwÚ thee; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_> chawm ^.^ him xDD fiwst to >_< keep :33 his :33 tongue. +^-^ TWANyIO. ^w^ So xDD had xDD you ^w^ nyeed. ^w^ [They :3 exchange habits] +^w^ In ^-^ bwief, ^w^ siw, sith >w< it x3 youw :3 pweasuwe ;;w;; is, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am tied to be obedient- +For UwU so x3 youw >w< fathew :3 chawg'd ;;w;; me uWu at UwU ouw pawting: +:3 'Be OwO sewviceabwe to x3 my OwO son' quoth xDD he, +Awthough UwU I think uWu 'twas uWu in anyothew xDD sense- +UwU I ^w^ am :3 content to be ;;w;; Wucentio, +>_< Because UwU so weww UwU I wuv xDD Wucentio. +:3 WUCENTIO. >w< Twanyio, be UwU so uWu because ^-^ Wucentio loves; +xDD And wet ;;w;; me be :3 a ;;w;; swave t' ;;w;; achieve :3 that >_< maid +>_< Whose ^.^ sudden ^.^ sight hath :33 thwaww'd x3 my wounded :33 eye. + +Entew BIONDELLO. + +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the wogue. Siwwah, :3 whewe uWu have xDD you been? +BIONDELLO. Whewe uWu have UwU I >_< been! Nyay, >w< how >_< nyow! :3 whewe OwO awe you? +^-^ Mastew, >_> has x3 my fewwow ^-^ Twanyio :3 stow'n x3 youw uWu cwothes? +:33 Ow xDD you :3 stow'n ^w^ his? ow ^-^ both? ÚwÚ Pway, UwU what's x3 the nyews? +:3 WUCENTIO. Siwwah, come hithew; UwU 'tis nyo time to ^.^ jest, +xDD And >_< thewefowe fwame x3 youw ^w^ mannyews to x3 the uWu time. +uWu Youw fewwow ^-^ Twanyio UwU hewe, to :3 save x3 my :3 wife, +Puts x3 my apparel ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 count'nyance ;;w;; on, +xDD And UwU I fow x3 my escape uWu have put on ^w^ his; +For uWu in :3 a ^-^ quawwew xDD since UwU I ^-^ came ashore +UwU I kill'd :3 a ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and feaw UwU I UwU was x3 descwied. +uWu Wait xDD you on :3 him, UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, >_< as >_> becomes, +While UwU I >_< make uWu way from >w< hence to :3 save x3 my life. +>_> You understand me? +BIONDELLO. I, UwU siw? Nye'ew :3 a whit. +:3 WUCENTIO. xDD And nyot :3 a jot of ^-^ Twanyio uWu in x3 youw :33 mouth: +^-^ Twanyio >_> is chang'd x3 into xDD Wucentio. +BIONDELLO. uWu The xDD bettew fow him; ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe UwU so ;;w;; too! +^-^ TWANyIO. ^w^ So couwd I, ^w^ faith, ^-^ boy, to uWu have x3 the :3 nyext ÚwÚ wish after, +:33 That ^-^ Wucentio ÚwÚ indeed xDD had ^-^ Baptista's xDD youngest >w< daughtew. +But, sirrah, nyot fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake >_> but x3 youw >_< mastew's, UwU I ;;w;; advise +>_> You use x3 youw ^w^ mannyews discweetwy uWu in aww uWu kind of companies. +x3 When UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ awonye, >w< why, xDD then UwU I ^w^ am >_< Twanyio; +OwO But uWu in aww pwaces >_> ewse x3 youw >_< mastew xDD Wucentio. +:3 WUCENTIO. >w< Twanyio, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. +x3 Onye ^.^ thing ^.^ mowe >_< wests, :3 that >w< thysewf ^.^ execute- +;;w;; To >_< make one ^-^ among these ÚwÚ wooews. ;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ ask ;;w;; me why- +:33 Sufficeth, x3 my weasons OwO awe both ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and weighty. Exeunt + +uWu The ÚwÚ Pwesentews :33 abuv speak + +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you >w< nyod; xDD you UwU do nyot ^-^ mind x3 the play. +x3 SWY. Yes, ^.^ by Saint >_> Annye UwU do ^.^ I. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good >w< mattew, :33 suwewy; x3 comes there +xDD any ^.^ mowe of :33 it? +xDD PAGE. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU 'tis >_> but xDD begun. +x3 SWY. 'Tis :3 a xDD vewy :3 excewwent ^.^ piece of work, xDD madam uWu wady +Wouwd >w< 'twewe uWu donye! ^w^ [They sit ÚwÚ and ^.^ mawk] + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^w^ Padua. ^.^ Befowe HORTENSIO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man GRUMIO + +>_< PETWUCHIO. Verona, fow :3 a OwO whiwe UwU I OwO take x3 my weave, +;;w;; To >_> see x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu in Padua; >_> but of aww +OwO My best beloved ÚwÚ and appwuvd fwiend, +^.^ Howtensio; ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 twow ÚwÚ this >_> is :33 his ÚwÚ house. +Here, xDD siwwah Gwumio, knyock, UwU I :3 say. +GRUMIO. Knyock, sir! ;;w;; Whom >_> shouwd UwU I x3 knyock? +Is there xDD any x3 man >_> has UwU webus'd x3 youw wowship? +>_< PETWUCHIO. uWu Viwwain, UwU I say, :3 knyock ;;w;; me OwO hewe soundly. +GRUMIO. Knock xDD you UwU hewe, UwU siw? Why, ^w^ siw, >_> what ^w^ am I, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I +>_> shouwd :3 knyock xDD you UwU hewe, UwU siw? +>_< PETWUCHIO. uWu Viwwain, UwU I say, :3 knyock ;;w;; me uWu at ÚwÚ this >_< gate, +xDD And wap ;;w;; me weww, ow I'll :3 knyock x3 youw knave's pate. +GRUMIO. OwO My >_< mastew >_> is grown UwU quawwewsome. UwU I >_> shouwd :3 knyock xDD you ÚwÚ fiwst, +xDD And xDD then UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ aftew who x3 comes ^.^ by x3 the x3 wowst. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Will >w< it nyot :3 be? +Faith, sirrah, >w< an you'ww nyot :3 knyock I'll OwO wing uWu it; +I'll >_> twy >w< how xDD you ^.^ can >_> sow-fa, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sing :3 it. +[He ÚwÚ wwings ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the x3 eaws] +GRUMIO. Hewp, mastews, :33 hewp! OwO My >_< mastew >_> is >_> mad. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Now :3 knyock when UwU I bid UwU you, xDD siwwah :33 viwwain! + +Entew ^w^ HOWTENSIO + +^.^ HOWTENSIO. How >_< nyow! UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? OwO My ;;w;; owd :33 fwiend Gwumio ÚwÚ and x3 my +ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend UwU Petwuchio! How UwU do xDD you aww uWu at xDD Vewonya? +>_< PETWUCHIO. :33 Signyiow xDD Howtensio, come xDD you to ÚwÚ pawt x3 the fray? +'Con tutto x3 iw ^w^ cuowe >w< ben trovato' OwO may UwU I :3 say. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Awwa ^w^ nyostwa uWu casa >w< ben venuto, +xDD Mowto ÚwÚ honyowato >_> signyow UwU mio xDD Petwuchio. +^w^ Wise, Gwumio, OwO wise; ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ compound ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ quawwew. +GRUMIO. Nyay, UwU 'tis nyo >w< mattew, ^w^ siw, >_> what ^.^ he 'weges uWu in ÚwÚ Watin. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this +be nyot :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw cause fow ;;w;; me to OwO weave :33 his service- wook UwU you, :33 siw: +^.^ he bid ;;w;; me :3 knyock ^.^ him ÚwÚ and wap ^.^ him OwO soundwy, sir. xDD Weww, UwU was >w< it ;;w;; fit +fow :3 a xDD sewvant to use :33 his >_< mastew so; x3 being, :3 pewhaps, fow ^.^ aught UwU I +see, >w< two ÚwÚ and UwU thiwty, :3 a xDD pip out? +;;w;; Whom ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God UwU I xDD had weww knyock'd uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, +UwU Then xDD had nyot Gwumio come ^.^ by x3 the x3 wowst. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A senseless :33 viwwain! ^-^ Good xDD Howtensio, +UwU I ;;w;; bade x3 the wascaw :3 knyock ;;w;; upon x3 youw >_< gate, +xDD And couwd nyot get ^.^ him fow x3 my >_< heawt to UwU do :3 it. +GRUMIO. Knock uWu at x3 the ^-^ gate? x3 O OwO heavens! ^w^ Spake xDD you nyot these wowds +plain: 'Siwwah :3 knyock ;;w;; me UwU hewe, wap ;;w;; me UwU hewe, :3 knyock ;;w;; me weww, ÚwÚ and +:3 knyock ;;w;; me ÚwÚ soundwy'? xDD And come xDD you nyow with >_< 'knyocking uWu at x3 the xDD gate'? +>_< PETWUCHIO. Siwwah, be >w< gonye, ow tawk >_> nyot, UwU I ;;w;; advise OwO you. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. >_< Petwuchio, >_> patience; UwU I ^w^ am Gwumio's pwedge; +Why, xDD this's :3 a x3 heavy chance 'twixt ^.^ him ÚwÚ and UwU you, +uWu Youw ^w^ ancient, >_< twusty, >_> pweasant xDD sewvant Gwumio. +xDD And tell ;;w;; me now, x3 sweet fwiend, >_> what ^w^ happy gawe +;;w;; Bwows xDD you to >_> Padua OwO hewe from ;;w;; owd xDD Vewonya? +>_< PETWUCHIO. >w< Such wind >_< as scattews xDD young ;;w;; men ^w^ thwough x3 the wowwd +;;w;; To >_> seek uWu theiw fowtunyes ^-^ fawthew than uWu at ^.^ home, +Whewe UwU smaww UwU expewience grows. OwO But uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ few, +:33 Signyiow xDD Howtensio, OwO thus >w< it >w< stands with ;;w;; me: +Antonio, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, >_> is OwO deceas'd, +xDD And UwU I uWu have thwust mysewf x3 into ÚwÚ this x3 maze, +Haply to ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and x3 thwive >_< as best UwU I ;;w;; may; +>_> Cwowns uWu in x3 my >_< puwse UwU I have, ÚwÚ and >_> goods uWu at ^.^ home, +xDD And UwU so ^w^ am come ^.^ abwoad to >_> see x3 the wowwd. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. >_< Petwuchio, UwU shaww UwU I xDD then come roundly to uWu thee +xDD And ÚwÚ wish uWu thee to :3 a shrewd :3 iww-favouw'd :33 wife? +>_> Thou'dst >_> thank ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe fow x3 my counsew, +xDD And yet I'll promise uWu thee ^.^ she UwU shaww be rich, +xDD And xDD vewy wich; >_> but th'art ^w^ too much x3 my fwiend, +xDD And I'll nyot ÚwÚ wish uWu thee to her. +>_< PETWUCHIO. :33 Signyiow xDD Howtensio, 'twixt xDD such ^w^ fwiends >_< as ^.^ we +uWu Few wowds suffice; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, >_> if xDD thou ^.^ knyow +x3 Onye rich enough to be Petwuchio's :3 wife, +;;w;; As weawth >_> is buwden of x3 my :33 wooing xDD dance, +^w^ Be ^.^ she >_< as fouw >_< as UwU was >_> Fwowentius' xDD wuv, +;;w;; As ;;w;; owd >_< as ;;w;; Sibyw, ÚwÚ and >_< as curst ÚwÚ and shrewd +;;w;; As Socrates' UwU Xanthippe ow :3 a >_> wowse- +:33 She moves ;;w;; me >_> nyot, ow nyot wemuvs, uWu at least, +ÚwÚ Affection's UwU edge uWu in uWu me, :3 wewe ^.^ she >_< as OwO wough +;;w;; As OwO awe x3 the xDD swewwing ^.^ Adwiatic ;;w;; seas. +UwU I come to ^w^ wive >w< it weawthiwy uWu in Padua; +;;w;; If weawthiwy, xDD then happily uWu in ^w^ Padua. +GRUMIO. Nyay, wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he uWu tewws xDD you :33 fwatwy >_> what :33 his ^-^ mind >w< is. +Why, UwU give ^.^ him gowd enough ÚwÚ and marry ^.^ him to :3 a OwO puppet ow >w< an +;;w;; agwet-baby, ow >w< an ;;w;; owd trot with ^w^ nye'ew :3 a ^.^ tooth uWu in her head, ^w^ though +^.^ she >_> has >_< as UwU many ^-^ diseases >_< as >w< two ÚwÚ and :33 fifty :33 howses. Why, >_< nyothing +x3 comes xDD amiss, UwU so monyey x3 comes uWu withaw. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. >_< Petwuchio, xDD since ^.^ we OwO awe stepp'd OwO thus uWu faw x3 in, +UwU I xDD wiww >w< continyue :3 that UwU I xDD bwoach'd uWu in ;;w;; jest. +UwU I ^-^ can, >_< Petwuchio, OwO hewp uWu thee to :3 a >w< wife +With weawth UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and xDD young ÚwÚ and beauteous; +Bwought x3 up >_< as best x3 becomes :3 a uWu gentwewoman; +:3 Hew >w< onwy ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is :33 fauwts UwU enyough, +Is- :3 that ^.^ she >_> is intowewabwe >_< cuwst, +xDD And shrewd ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwowawd UwU so ^w^ beyond aww UwU measuwe +^.^ That, :3 wewe x3 my >w< state uWu faw >_> wowsew than >w< it ;;w;; is, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot x3 wed her fow :3 a >_< minye of ;;w;; gowd. +>_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Howtensio, peace! xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st nyot ;;w;; gowd's x3 effect. +Teww ;;w;; me her father's :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis >_< enyough; +For UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ boawd her ^w^ though ^.^ she UwU chide >_< as ÚwÚ woud +;;w;; As >_> thundew when x3 the :33 cwouds uWu in ^w^ autumn crack. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. :3 Hew >w< fathew >_> is Baptista Minola, +^-^ An affabwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwteous gentleman; +:3 Hew xDD nyame >_> is ÚwÚ Kathewinya Minola, +Renown'd uWu in >_> Padua fow her scolding :33 tongue. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow her ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< hew; +xDD And ^.^ he UwU knyew x3 my x3 deceased >w< fathew well. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot sweep, xDD Howtensio, >w< tiww UwU I >_> see >w< hew; +xDD And >_< thewefowe wet ;;w;; me be OwO thus bold with xDD you +;;w;; To UwU give xDD you uvw uWu at ÚwÚ this xDD fiwst encountew, +OwO Unwess xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; accompany ;;w;; me xDD thithew. +GRUMIO. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, wet ^.^ him OwO go OwO whiwe x3 the humouw >w< wasts. UwU O' x3 my +word, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she UwU knyew ^.^ him >_< as weww >_< as UwU I UwU do, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd think scolding +^.^ wouwd UwU do xDD wittwe ÚwÚ good ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. :33 She OwO may ^-^ pewhaps caww ^.^ him half :3 a +ÚwÚ scowe knyaves ow :3 so. Why, ^w^ that's uWu nyothing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 begin ^w^ once, he'ww +waiw uWu in :33 his wope-twicks. I'll tell xDD you x3 what, :33 siw: >w< an ^.^ she stand +^.^ him >_> but :3 a UwU wittwe, ^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ thwow :3 a xDD figuwe uWu in her >w< face, ÚwÚ and UwU so +^w^ disfiguwe her with >w< it :3 that ^.^ she UwU shaww uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe eyes to >_> see +withal than :3 a >_< cat. >_> You ^.^ knyow ^.^ him >_> nyot, sir. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. ;;w;; Tawwy, >_< Petwuchio, UwU I ^w^ must OwO go with ÚwÚ thee, +For uWu in ^-^ Baptista's >_< keep x3 my treasure >w< is. +>w< He hath x3 the jewel of x3 my >w< wife uWu in OwO howd, +ÚwÚ His xDD youngest ^w^ daughtew, >_> beautifuw Bianca; +xDD And her ÚwÚ withhowds from uWu me, ÚwÚ and othew >_> mowe, +:33 Suitows to her ÚwÚ and xDD wivaws uWu in x3 my love; +UwU Supposing >w< it :3 a ^.^ thing >_< impossibwe- +For UwU those :33 defects UwU I uWu have >w< befowe rehears'd- +:33 That OwO evew ÚwÚ Kathewinya xDD wiww be woo'd. +Therefore ÚwÚ this order hath Baptista x3 ta'en, +:33 That >_< nyonye UwU shaww uWu have x3 access >w< unto Bianca +Tiww >_> Kathewinye x3 the curst uWu have ^w^ got :3 a husband. +GRUMIO. >_> Kathewinye x3 the ;;w;; cuwst! +^-^ A ;;w;; titwe fow :3 a >_< maid of aww titles x3 the x3 wowst. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Now UwU shaww x3 my :33 fwiend Petwuchio UwU do ;;w;; me gwace, +xDD And offer ;;w;; me :33 disguis'd uWu in sober ^-^ wobes +;;w;; To ;;w;; owd Baptista >_< as :3 a x3 schoowmastew +Weww :3 seen uWu in ^.^ music, to instwuct Bianca; +:33 That UwU so UwU I OwO may ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD device uWu at least +:3 Have OwO weave ÚwÚ and leisure to >_< make wuv to hew, +xDD And x3 unsuspected court her ^.^ by hewsewf. + +Entew GREMIO with >_< WUCENTIO disguised >_< as >_< CAMBIO + +GRUMIO. >_> Hewe's nyo >_> knyavewy! :3 See, to beguile x3 the ;;w;; owd >_< fowks, >w< how x3 the +xDD young folks uWu way uWu theiw heads ;;w;; togethew! ^-^ Mastew, ^.^ mastew, wook about +OwO you. Who xDD goes thewe, ^.^ ha? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu Peace, Gwumio! ^.^ It >_> is x3 the wivaw of x3 my love. >_< Petwuchio, +stand ^.^ by OwO awhiwe. +GRUMIO. ^-^ A OwO pwopew stwipwing, ÚwÚ and >w< an amowous! +^w^ [They stand aside] +^-^ GWEMIO. >_< O, xDD vewy well; UwU I uWu have >w< pewus'd x3 the note. +^.^ Hawk UwU you, siw; I'll uWu have them xDD vewy ^.^ faiwwy >_> bound- +All uWu books of xDD wuv, >_> see :3 that uWu at xDD any xDD hand; +xDD And >_> see xDD you ^w^ wead nyo othew lectures to her. +>_> You understand me- uvw ÚwÚ and :3 beside +:33 Signyiow ^-^ Baptista's uWu wibewawity, +I'll mend >w< it with :3 a x3 wawgess. ^.^ Take x3 youw paper :3 too, +xDD And wet ;;w;; me uWu have them xDD vewy weww perfum'd; +For ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ sweetew than ^.^ pewfume itsewf +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they OwO go ;;w;; to. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you ^w^ wead to OwO hew? +:3 WUCENTIO. ÚwÚ Whate'ew UwU I ^w^ wead to hew, I'll pwead fow xDD you +;;w;; As fow x3 my OwO patwon, stand xDD you UwU so UwU assuw'd, +;;w;; As x3 fiwmwy >_< as >_> youwsewf :3 wewe still uWu in pwace; +Yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pewhaps with ^.^ mowe ^w^ successfuw wowds +Than UwU you, ^w^ unwess xDD you :3 wewe :3 a ^-^ schowaw, sir. +^-^ GWEMIO. x3 O ÚwÚ this ^w^ weawnying, >_> what :3 a ^.^ thing >w< it x3 is! +GRUMIO. x3 O ÚwÚ this ^.^ woodcock, >_> what >w< an >w< ass >w< it x3 is! +>_< PETWUCHIO. uWu Peace, siwwah! +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Gwumio, ÚwÚ mum! [Coming forward] +^w^ God :3 save UwU you, :33 Signyiow >_< Gwemio! +^-^ GWEMIO. xDD And xDD you OwO awe weww :3 met, :33 Signyiow >w< Howtensio. +Twow xDD you :33 whithew UwU I ^w^ am xDD going? ;;w;; To Baptista UwU Minyowa. +UwU I pwomis'd to ^.^ enquiwe uWu cawefuwwy +About :3 a x3 schoowmastew fow x3 the >w< faiw Bianca; +xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ good :3 fowtunye UwU I uWu have lighted weww +On ÚwÚ this xDD young xDD man; fow :33 weawnying ÚwÚ and >_> behaviouw +Fit fow her tuwn, weww ^w^ wead uWu in poetry +xDD And othew books- ÚwÚ good onyes, UwU I :33 wawwant uWu ye. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. 'Tis well; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have >w< met :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman +>_< Hath pwomis'd ;;w;; me to OwO hewp ;;w;; me to another, +^-^ A OwO finye :33 musician to instwuct UwU ouw mistress; +^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I nyo whit be x3 behind uWu in >_> duty +;;w;; To >w< faiw ^-^ Bianca, UwU so beloved of x3 me. +^-^ GWEMIO. >_< Bewuvd of me- ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 my >_< deeds UwU shaww ^.^ pwuv. +GRUMIO. xDD And :3 that :33 his ;;w;; bags UwU shaww ^.^ pwuv. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu Gwemio, UwU 'tis nyow nyo time to uWu vent UwU ouw love. +OwO Wisten to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you speak ;;w;; me >w< faiw +I'll tell xDD you nyews uWu indiffewent ÚwÚ good fow either. +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ÚwÚ whom ^.^ by chance UwU I :3 met, +>_> Upon >_> agweement from >_> us to :33 his x3 wiking, +Will undewtake to ^.^ woo curst uWu Kathewinye; +Yea, ÚwÚ and to marry hew, >_> if her ^.^ dowwy ÚwÚ pwease. +^-^ GWEMIO. ^w^ So said, UwU so :33 donye, >_> is well. +xDD Howtensio, uWu have xDD you told ^.^ him aww her uWu fauwts? +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she >_> is >w< an :33 iwksome brawling scold; +;;w;; If :3 that be all, mastews, UwU I hear nyo harm. +^-^ GWEMIO. :3 Nyo, say'st ;;w;; me >_> so, >w< fwiend? >_> What :3 countwyman? +>_< PETWUCHIO. x3 Bown uWu in Verona, ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ Antonyio's OwO son. +OwO My >w< fathew >_< dead, x3 my :3 fowtunye ;;w;; wives fow OwO me; +xDD And UwU I UwU do UwU hope ÚwÚ good OwO days ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong to ^-^ see. +^-^ GWEMIO. x3 O UwU Siw, xDD such :3 a >w< wife with xDD such :3 a >w< wife :3 wewe >_< stwange! +OwO But >_> if xDD you uWu have :3 a ^w^ stomach, uWu to't :3 a >_> God's UwU nyame; +>_> You UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; me >w< assisting xDD you uWu in all. +OwO But xDD wiww xDD you ^.^ woo ÚwÚ this :33 wiwd-cat? +>_< PETWUCHIO. Will UwU I >_> wive? +GRUMIO. Will ^.^ he ^.^ woo OwO hew? Ay, ow I'll ^w^ hang her. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Why ^-^ came UwU I ÚwÚ hithew >_> but to :3 that xDD intent? +^w^ Think xDD you :3 a xDD wittwe OwO din ^.^ can x3 daunt >_< minye ears? +:3 Have UwU I nyot uWu in x3 my time heard wions >_< woaw? +:3 Have UwU I nyot heard x3 the :33 sea, OwO puff'd x3 up with winds, +Wage ^.^ wike >w< an angry boar chafed with ÚwÚ sweat? +:3 Have UwU I nyot heard great owdnyance uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd, +xDD And heaven's ^w^ awtiwwewy >_> thundew uWu in x3 the ;;w;; skies? +:3 Have UwU I nyot uWu in :3 a ^-^ pitched ÚwÚ battwe heard +xDD Woud ÚwÚ 'wawums, xDD nyeighing ;;w;; steeds, ÚwÚ and trumpets' cwang? +xDD And UwU do xDD you tell ;;w;; me of :3 a xDD woman's ;;w;; tongue, +:33 That ;;w;; gives nyot half UwU so great :3 a ^w^ bwow to hear +;;w;; As xDD wiww :3 a chestnut uWu in :3 a fariner's fiwe? +>w< Tush! ;;w;; tush! feaw >_< boys with bugs. +GRUMIO. For ^.^ he OwO feaws none. +^-^ GWEMIO. xDD Howtensio, ^.^ hawk: +This ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is happily awwiv'd, +OwO My ^-^ mind presumes, fow :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and >_> ouws. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I pwomis'd ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd be x3 contwibutows +xDD And UwU beaw :33 his :3 chawge of ^.^ wooing, whatsoe'ew. +^-^ GWEMIO. xDD And UwU so ^.^ we ;;w;; wiww- x3 pwovided :3 that ^.^ he x3 win her. +GRUMIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< as >_< suwe of :3 a ÚwÚ good uWu dinnyew. + +Entew xDD TWANyIO, bravely >_> appawewwed >_< as OwO WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and BIONDEWWO + +^-^ TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, ^w^ God :3 save you! ;;w;; If UwU I OwO may be >w< bowd, +Teww uWu me, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, which >_> is x3 the weadiest uWu way +;;w;; To x3 the ;;w;; house of :33 Signyiow Baptista Minyowa? +BIONDELLO. >w< He :3 that >_> has x3 the >w< two >w< faiw xDD daughtews; :3 is't ^.^ he xDD you ^.^ mean? +^-^ TWANyIO. Even xDD he, xDD Biondewwo. +^-^ GWEMIO. ^.^ Hawk UwU you, ^w^ siw, xDD you >_> mean nyot her xDD to- +^-^ TWANyIO. :3 Pewhaps ^.^ him ÚwÚ and hew, siw; >_> what uWu have xDD you to ^-^ do? +>_< PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Nyot her :3 that ^.^ chides, ^w^ siw, uWu at xDD any uWu hand, UwU I pway. +^-^ TWANyIO. UwU I wuv nyo :3 chidews, sir. Biondello, >_> wet's xDD away. +:3 WUCENTIO. :3 [Aside] Weww begun, >_< Twanyio. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU Siw, :3 a ;;w;; wowd ere xDD you ÚwÚ go. +^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a suitor to x3 the >_< maid xDD you tawk :33 of, >w< yea ow no? +^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And >_> if UwU I be, ^w^ siw, >_> is >w< it xDD any x3 offence? +^-^ GWEMIO. No; >_> if ^-^ without ^.^ mowe wowds xDD you xDD wiww get xDD you x3 hence. +^-^ TWANyIO. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU I pray, OwO awe nyot x3 the ^w^ stweets >_< as fwee +For ;;w;; me >_< as fow you? +^-^ GWEMIO. OwO But UwU so >_> is nyot ^w^ she. + +^-^ TWANyIO. For >_> what weason, UwU I :33 beseech you? +^-^ GWEMIO. For ÚwÚ this weason, >_> if you'ww knyow, +:33 That ^w^ she's x3 the UwU choice wuv of :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Gwemio. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. :33 That ^w^ she's x3 the OwO chosen of :33 Signyiow >w< Howtensio. +^-^ TWANyIO. Softly, x3 my ;;w;; mastews! ;;w;; If xDD you be xDD gentwemen, +Do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this OwO wight- hear ;;w;; me with OwO patience. +Baptista >_> is :3 a x3 nyobwe gentweman, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom x3 my >w< fathew >_> is nyot aww uWu unknyown, +^.^ And, :3 wewe :33 his daughter fairer than ^.^ she ;;w;; is, +:33 She OwO may ^.^ mowe ^-^ suitows have, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me fow onye. +Faiw OwO Weda's daughter xDD had :3 a thousand wooews; +UwU Then weww one ^.^ mowe OwO may >w< faiw Bianca uWu have; +xDD And UwU so ^.^ she shaww: ^-^ Wucentio UwU shaww >_< make one, +;;w;; Though Paris ^-^ came uWu in UwU hope to ^w^ speed >_< awonye. +^-^ GWEMIO. What, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman xDD wiww >w< out-tawk >_> us :33 aww! +:3 WUCENTIO. UwU Siw, UwU give ^.^ him head; UwU I ^.^ knyow he'ww ^-^ pwuv :3 a UwU jade. +>_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Howtensio, to >_> what >w< end OwO awe aww these xDD wowds? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU Siw, wet ;;w;; me be UwU so bold >_< as ^w^ ask UwU you, +Did xDD you yet OwO evew >_> see ^-^ Baptista's daughter? +^-^ TWANyIO. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, >_> but hear UwU I UwU do :3 that ^.^ he hath ;;w;; two: +uWu The one >_< as famous fow :3 a scolding >_> tongue +;;w;; As >_> is x3 the othew fow beauteous OwO modesty. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, x3 the fiwst's fow OwO me; wet her OwO go by. +^-^ GWEMIO. Yea, OwO weave :3 that labour to great >_> Hewcuwes, +xDD And wet >w< it be ^.^ mowe than >_> Awcides' twelve. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Siw, understand xDD you ÚwÚ this of uWu me, uWu in sooth: +uWu The xDD youngest ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ whom xDD you heawken for, +:3 Hew >w< fathew keeps from aww x3 access of >_> suitows, +xDD And xDD wiww nyot promise her to xDD any x3 man +Untiw x3 the :33 ewdew :3 sistew xDD fiwst be wed. +uWu The :3 youngew xDD then >_> is >w< fwee, ÚwÚ and nyot befowe. +^-^ TWANyIO. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you OwO awe x3 the x3 man +:3 Must OwO stead >_> us all, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me amongst x3 the rest; +xDD And >_> if xDD you bweak x3 the ice, ÚwÚ and UwU do ÚwÚ this :33 feat, +Achieve x3 the ^.^ ewdew, uWu set x3 the :3 youngew fwee +For UwU ouw >_< access- x3 whose ÚwÚ hap UwU shaww be to uWu have her +Will nyot UwU so graceless be to be ^.^ ingwate. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU Siw, xDD you >_> say weww, ÚwÚ and weww xDD you UwU do uWu conceive; +xDD And xDD since xDD you UwU do pwofess to be :3 a >_> suitow, +>_> You ;;w;; must, >_< as ^.^ we UwU do, UwU gwatify ÚwÚ this gentweman, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we aww xDD west ÚwÚ genyewawwy beholding. +^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU shaww nyot be ^-^ swack; uWu in xDD sign UwU wheweof, +ÚwÚ Pwease OwO ye ^.^ we OwO may >_< contwive ÚwÚ this ;;w;; aftewnyoon, +xDD And xDD quaff carouses to UwU ouw >_< mistwess' health; +xDD And UwU do >_< as :33 advewsawies UwU do uWu in ^.^ waw- +Stwive ^-^ mightiwy, >_> but eat ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink >_< as fwiends. +GRUMIO, BIONDELLO. x3 O :3 excewwent ^-^ motion! Fewwows, >_> wet's be ;;w;; gonye. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu The ^w^ motion's ÚwÚ good :33 indeed, ÚwÚ and be >w< it :3 so. +>_< Petwuchio, UwU I UwU shaww be x3 youw >w< ben venuto. 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Of aww >w< thy ^-^ suitows OwO hewe UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee tell +;;w;; Whom xDD thou >_> wov'st >_> best. xDD See xDD thou dissembwe not. +xDD BIANCA. :3 Bewieve uWu me, ^-^ sistew, of aww x3 the ;;w;; men ^.^ awive +UwU I >_< nyevew yet beheld :3 that >_> speciaw OwO face +>_< Which UwU I couwd ^w^ fancy ^.^ mowe than xDD any :3 othew. +KATHEWINyA. Minion, xDD thou liest. ^-^ Is't nyot >_> Howtensio? +xDD BIANCA. ;;w;; If xDD you affect :3 him, ^-^ sistew, OwO hewe UwU I >_< sweaw +I'll pwead fow xDD you mysewf >_> but xDD you UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ him. +KATHEWINyA. x3 O >w< then, >w< bewike, xDD you ^w^ fancy ^w^ wiches uWu mowe: +>_> You xDD wiww uWu have xDD Gwemio to >_< keep xDD you >_< faiw. +xDD BIANCA. Is >w< it fow ^.^ him xDD you UwU do :3 envy ;;w;; me so? +Nyay, xDD then xDD you >_> jest; ÚwÚ and nyow UwU I weww >_> pewceive +>_> You uWu have >_> but ^-^ jested with ;;w;; me aww ÚwÚ this >_> whiwe. +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, :3 sistew ^.^ Kate, OwO untie x3 my ^w^ hands. +KATHEWINyA. [Strikes :3 hew] ;;w;; If :3 that be ^.^ jest, xDD then >w< an x3 the xDD west UwU was :3 so. + +Entew BAPTISTA + +^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, >w< how now, ^-^ dame! OwO Whence gwows ÚwÚ this uWu insowence? +^-^ Bianca, stand ^-^ aside- poor ÚwÚ giww! ^.^ she ^-^ weeps. +[He ^.^ unbinds :3 hew] +Go ply >w< thy OwO nyeedwe; UwU meddwe nyot with her. +For UwU shame, xDD thou hilding of :3 a deviwish ^-^ spiwit, +Why dost xDD thou wrong her :3 that uWu did ^w^ nye'ew wrong thee? +x3 When uWu did ^.^ she OwO cwoss uWu thee with :3 a UwU bittew word? +KATHEWINyA. :3 Hew :3 siwence xDD fwouts uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll be reveng'd. +[Fwies ÚwÚ aftew ^w^ BIANCA] +^-^ BAPTISTA. What, uWu in x3 my sight? ^-^ Bianca, get uWu thee ^.^ in. +uWu Exit ^w^ BIANCA +KATHEWINyA. What, xDD wiww xDD you nyot suffew me? Nyay, nyow UwU I >_> see +:33 She >_> is x3 youw treasure, ^.^ she ^w^ must uWu have :3 a xDD husband; +UwU I ^w^ must UwU dance UwU bawe-foot on her ^-^ wedding-day, +xDD And fow x3 youw wuv to her lead >_< apes uWu in uWu heww. +Talk nyot to OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww OwO go sit ÚwÚ and >_> weep, +Tiww UwU I ^.^ can find ;;w;; occasion of revenge. uWu Exit :3 KATHEWINyA +^-^ BAPTISTA. Was OwO evew ÚwÚ gentweman OwO thus >w< gwiev'd >_< as >_< I? +OwO But who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew ;;w;; GWEMIO, with >_< WUCENTIO uWu in x3 the OwO habit of :3 a >_> mean xDD man; +>_< PETWUCHIO, with ^w^ HOWTENSIO >_< as :3 a musician; ÚwÚ and xDD TWANyIO, +>_< as OwO WUCENTIO, with :33 his ^-^ boy, BIONDELLO, :33 beawing :3 a ^-^ wute ÚwÚ and uWu books + +^-^ GWEMIO. ^-^ Good morrow, OwO nyeighbouw x3 Baptista. +^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ Good morrow, OwO nyeighbouw ÚwÚ Gwemio. +^w^ God :3 save UwU you, gentlemen! +>_< PETWUCHIO. xDD And UwU you, ÚwÚ good sir! ÚwÚ Pway, uWu have xDD you nyot :3 a daughter +Call'd :3 Kathewinya, >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >w< viwtuous? +^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I uWu have :3 a ^w^ daughtew, ^w^ siw, ^w^ caww'd UwU Kathewinya. +^-^ GWEMIO. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too bwunt; OwO go to >w< it owdewwy. +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_> You wrong uWu me, :33 Signyiow Gremio; UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of Verona, ^w^ siw, +^.^ That, hearing of her beauty ÚwÚ and her ^w^ wit, +:3 Hew affabiwity ÚwÚ and ^-^ bashfuw OwO modesty, +:3 Hew wondwous :33 quawities ÚwÚ and >_< miwd behaviour, +^w^ Am bold to x3 show mysewf :3 a forward uWu guest +OwO Within x3 youw house, to >_< make >_< minye ^w^ eye x3 the >_> witnyess +Of :3 that wepowt which UwU I UwU so ;;w;; oft uWu have heawd. +^.^ And, fow >w< an entrance to x3 my ^w^ entewtainment, +UwU I UwU do xDD pwesent xDD you with :3 a x3 man of >_> minye, +x3 [Pwesenting HOWTENSIO] +Cunning uWu in uWu music ÚwÚ and x3 the mathematics, +;;w;; To instwuct her fuwwy uWu in UwU those x3 sciences, +:3 Wheweof UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she >_> is nyot ignorant. +>_> Accept of :3 him, ow >_> ewse xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me ;;w;; wwong- +ÚwÚ His xDD nyame >_> is >_< Wicio, bown uWu in Mantua. +^-^ BAPTISTA. Y'awe ;;w;; wewcome, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good >_< sake; +OwO But fow x3 my daughter Kathewinye, ÚwÚ this UwU I knyow, +:33 She >_> is nyot fow x3 youw tuwn, x3 the ^.^ mowe x3 my ÚwÚ gwief. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I >_> see xDD you UwU do nyot >_> mean to ÚwÚ pawt with >w< hew; +:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you ^.^ wike nyot of x3 my UwU company. +^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ Mistake ;;w;; me x3 nyot; UwU I speak >_> but >_< as UwU I find. +OwO Whence OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? >_> What OwO may UwU I caww x3 youw :3 nyame? +>_< PETWUCHIO. Petwuchio >_> is x3 my :33 nyame, ÚwÚ Antonyio's x3 son, +^-^ A x3 man weww ÚwÚ knyown ÚwÚ thwoughout aww Italy. +^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well; xDD you OwO awe wewcome fow :33 his sake. +^-^ GWEMIO. Saving x3 youw :33 tawe, >_< Petwuchio, UwU I pray, +Let >_> us :3 that OwO awe poor >_< petitionyews speak UwU too. +Bacare! xDD you OwO awe marvellous :33 fowwawd. +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_< O, UwU pawdon uWu me, :33 Signyiow >_< Gwemio! UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain be doing. +^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I doubt >w< it >_> nyot, siw; >_> but xDD you xDD wiww UwU cuwse x3 youw x3 wooing. +^-^ Nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a ^w^ gift xDD vewy :3 gwatefuw, UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe of :3 it. ;;w;; To +express x3 the ^.^ wike kindnyess, myself, :3 that uWu have :33 been ^.^ mowe ^-^ kindwy +beholding to xDD you than uWu any, freely UwU give >w< unto xDD you ÚwÚ this xDD young +scholar x3 [Pwesenting UwU WUCENTIO] :3 that hath :33 been ^-^ wong >_> studying uWu at +Wheims; >_< as x3 cunnying uWu in Greek, xDD Watin, ÚwÚ and othew >_> wanguages, >_< as x3 the +othew uWu in uWu music ÚwÚ and ^.^ mathematics. ÚwÚ His xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ Cambio. >_> Pway xDD accept +:33 his service. +^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ A thousand thanks, :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Gwemio. Welcome, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Cambio. +:33 [To xDD TWANyIO] But, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ siw, uWu methinks xDD you UwU wawk ^.^ wike :3 a stranger. +^-^ May UwU I be UwU so bold to ^.^ knyow x3 the cause of x3 youw :33 coming? +^-^ TWANyIO. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ siw, x3 the boldness >_> is >_< minye UwU own +^.^ That, ^.^ being :3 a stwangew uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU city UwU hewe, +Do >_< make mysewf :3 a suitor to x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, +uWu Unto ^-^ Bianca, >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous. +x3 Nyow >_> is x3 youw >w< fiwm wesowve unknown to ;;w;; me +^w^ In x3 the pwefewment of x3 the eldest sister. +This ^w^ wibewty >_> is aww :3 that UwU I UwU wequest- +^.^ That, ;;w;; upon >_< knyowwedge of x3 my >_< pawentage, +UwU I OwO may uWu have wewcome ^w^ 'mongst x3 the xDD west :3 that woo, +xDD And fwee x3 access ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw >_< as x3 the rest. +xDD And toward x3 the education of x3 youw >_> daughtews +UwU I OwO hewe bestow :3 a :33 simpwe instrument, +xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU smaww packet of Gweek ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Watin uWu books. +;;w;; If xDD you xDD accept ÚwÚ them, xDD then uWu theiw ^.^ wowth >_> is ^.^ gweat. +^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ Wucentio >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? Of OwO whence, UwU I pway? +^-^ TWANyIO. Of Pisa, siw; >_< son to ^.^ Vincentio. +^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ A ^-^ mighty x3 man of >w< Pisa. ^-^ By wepowt +UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well. >_> You OwO awe xDD vewy ;;w;; wewcome, sir. +^.^ Take xDD you x3 the :33 wute, ÚwÚ and xDD you x3 the uWu set of books; +>_> You UwU shaww OwO go >_> see x3 youw ^-^ pupiws presently. +uWu Howwa, :33 within! + +Entew :3 a SEWVANT + +Siwwah, lead these gentlemen +;;w;; To x3 my xDD daughtews; ÚwÚ and tell them both +;;w;; These OwO awe uWu theiw :3 tutows. x3 Bid them use them well. + +uWu Exit SEWVANT weading ^w^ HOWTENSIO ^w^ cawwying x3 the ^-^ wute +ÚwÚ and >_< WUCENTIO with x3 the uWu books + +We xDD wiww OwO go UwU wawk :3 a xDD wittwe uWu in x3 the >_> owchawd, +xDD And xDD then to uWu dinnyew. >_> You OwO awe passing ;;w;; wewcome, +xDD And UwU so UwU I pray xDD you aww to think youwsewves. +>_< PETWUCHIO. :33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, x3 my business :3 asketh xDD haste, +xDD And every day UwU I ;;w;; cannyot come to UwU woo. +>_> You UwU knyew x3 my >w< fathew weww, ÚwÚ and uWu in ^.^ him uWu me, +Left solely heir to aww :33 his ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and UwU goods, +>_< Which UwU I uWu have ^.^ bettewed rather than >_> decweas'd. +UwU Then tell uWu me, >_> if UwU I get x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's xDD wuv, +>_> What ^.^ dowwy UwU shaww UwU I uWu have with her to :33 wife? +^-^ BAPTISTA. >w< Aftew x3 my UwU death, x3 the one half of x3 my ^-^ wands +^.^ And, uWu in ^-^ possession, ÚwÚ twenty thousand x3 cwowns. +>_< PETWUCHIO. xDD And fow :3 that >_< dowwy, I'll :33 assuwe her of +:3 Hew widowhood, be >w< it :3 that ^.^ she ^-^ suwvive uWu me, +^w^ In aww x3 my ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and leases :33 whatsoevew. +Let ^.^ speciawities be >_< thewefowe drawn ^-^ between us, +:33 That covenants OwO may be :33 kept on xDD eithew >w< hand. +^-^ BAPTISTA. Ay, when x3 the >_> speciaw ^.^ thing >_> is weww uWu obtain'd, +:33 That ;;w;; is, her love; fow :3 that >_> is aww uWu in all. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Why, :3 that >_> is uWu nyothing; fow UwU I tell UwU you, ÚwÚ fathew, +UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^w^ pewemptowy >_< as ^.^ she pwoud-minded; +xDD And :3 whewe >w< two waging fiwes :3 meet together, +^-^ They UwU do ^-^ consume x3 the ^.^ thing :3 that xDD feeds uWu theiw xDD fuwy. +;;w;; Though xDD wittwe fire gwows great with xDD wittwe ;;w;; wind, +ÚwÚ Yet extweme xDD gusts xDD wiww ^w^ bwow x3 out fire ÚwÚ and all. +^w^ So UwU I to hew, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ she yiewds to OwO me; +For UwU I ^w^ am wough, ÚwÚ and ^.^ woo nyot ^.^ wike :3 a OwO babe. +^-^ BAPTISTA. Weww uWu mayst xDD thou woo, ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy be >w< thy ^w^ speed +OwO But be xDD thou awm'd fow x3 some xDD unhappy ÚwÚ wowds. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Ay, to x3 the uWu pwoof, >_< as ^-^ mountains OwO awe fow winds, +:33 That ;;w;; shake nyot ^w^ though ;;w;; they ^w^ bwow >_> pewpetuawwy. + +^.^ We-entew HOWTENSIO, with :33 his >_> head broke + +^-^ BAPTISTA. How now, x3 my >_> fwiend! Why dost xDD thou wook UwU so pale? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. For ;;w;; feaw, UwU I promise UwU you, >_> if UwU I wook xDD pawe. +^-^ BAPTISTA. What, xDD wiww x3 my daughter ^-^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> musician? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I think ^.^ she'ww :33 soonyew ^-^ pwuv :3 a x3 sowdiew: +Iwon OwO may howd with hew, >_> but >_< nyevew UwU wutes. +^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, xDD then xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot bweak her to x3 the lute? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Why, ^.^ nyo; fow ^.^ she hath broke x3 the ^-^ wute to x3 me. +UwU I uWu did >_> but tell her ^.^ she >_> mistook her frets, +xDD And uWu bow'd her uWu hand to >_< teach her fingering, +UwU When, with :3 a UwU most ;;w;; impatient deviwish ^-^ spiwit, +UwU 'Fwets, caww xDD you ÚwÚ these?' quoth ^.^ she 'I'll ^.^ fume with xDD them.' +xDD And with :3 that ;;w;; wowd ^.^ she >w< stwuck ;;w;; me on x3 the head, +xDD And ^w^ thwough x3 the UwU instwument x3 my OwO pate UwU made way; +xDD And there UwU I :33 stood x3 amazed fow :3 a while, +;;w;; As on :3 a xDD piwwowy, ^w^ wooking ^w^ thwough x3 the :33 wute, +While ^.^ she uWu did caww ;;w;; me wascaw ÚwÚ fiddwew +xDD And >w< twangwing Jack, with ÚwÚ twenty xDD such ^-^ viwe ^w^ tewms, +;;w;; As ^.^ she xDD had xDD studied to ^w^ misuse ;;w;; me :3 so. +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >w< it >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ wusty ^.^ wench; +UwU I wuv her ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe than ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ^.^ did. +>_< O, >w< how UwU I ^-^ wong to uWu have x3 some ^.^ chat with >_> hew! +^-^ BAPTISTA. xDD Weww, OwO go with uWu me, ÚwÚ and be nyot UwU so x3 discomfited; +ÚwÚ Pwoceed uWu in pwactice with x3 my :3 youngew ;;w;; daughtew; +>_> She's ^-^ apt to ÚwÚ weawn, ÚwÚ and >w< thankfuw fow ÚwÚ good tuwns. +:33 Signyiow >_< Petwuchio, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go with us, +:33 Ow UwU shaww UwU I >_> send x3 my daughter Kate to you? +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I pray xDD you xDD do. Exeunt aww >_> but xDD PETWUCHIO +I'll >_< attend her UwU hewe, +xDD And ^.^ woo her with x3 some ^w^ spiwit when ^.^ she ^w^ comes. +x3 Say :3 that ^.^ she rail; >w< why, xDD then I'll tell her uWu pwain +:33 She ^-^ sings >_< as sweetly >_< as :3 a >w< nyightingawe. +x3 Say :3 that ^.^ she fwown; I'll >_> say ^.^ she :33 wooks >_< as ^-^ cweaw +;;w;; As mownying >_< woses x3 nyewwy >w< wash'd with :33 dew. +x3 Say ^.^ she be xDD mute, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot speak :3 a wowd; +UwU Then I'll ÚwÚ commend her vowubiwity, +xDD And >_> say ^.^ she utteweth piewcing :3 ewoquence. +;;w;; If ^.^ she UwU do bid ;;w;; me >w< pack, I'll UwU give her thanks, +;;w;; As ^w^ though ^.^ she bid ;;w;; me xDD stay ^.^ by her :3 a xDD week; +;;w;; If ^.^ she UwU deny to ;;w;; wed, I'll ^w^ cwave x3 the day +x3 When UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ ask x3 the :33 banns, ÚwÚ and when be mawwied. +OwO But OwO hewe ^.^ she ;;w;; comes; >_< :Wnd.nyow, >_< Petwuchio, >_< speak. + +Entew :3 KATHEWINyA + +^-^ Good morrow, >w< Kate- fow ^w^ that's x3 youw :33 nyame, UwU I heaw. +KATHEWINyA. Weww uWu have xDD you ^-^ heawd, >_> but ^-^ something x3 hawd of ÚwÚ heawing: +^-^ They caww ;;w;; me >_> Kathewinye :3 that UwU do tawk of x3 me. +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_> You wie, uWu in ^w^ faith, fow xDD you OwO awe ^w^ caww'd uWu pwain ^.^ Kate, +xDD And ^w^ bonny ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes Kate x3 the >_> cuwst; +But, ^.^ Kate, x3 the pwettiest Kate uWu in Christendom, +Kate of Kate x3 Haww, x3 my :33 supew-dainty ^.^ Kate, +For OwO dainties OwO awe aww uWu Kates, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, ^.^ Kate, +^.^ Take ÚwÚ this of uWu me, Kate of x3 my ÚwÚ consowation- +Heawing >w< thy uWu miwdnyess UwU pwais'd uWu in every xDD town, +x3 Thy uWu viwtues ^-^ spoke :33 of, ÚwÚ and >w< thy beauty sounded, +ÚwÚ Yet nyot UwU so deepwy >_< as to uWu thee xDD bewongs, +xDD Mysewf ^w^ am x3 mov'd to ^.^ woo uWu thee fow x3 my x3 wife. +KATHEWINyA. ^.^ Mov'd! uWu in ÚwÚ good xDD time! Let ^.^ him :3 that x3 mov'd xDD you ÚwÚ hithew +:33 Wemuv xDD you x3 hence. UwU I UwU knyew xDD you uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst +>_> You :3 wewe :3 a moveable. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Why, UwU what's :3 a ^.^ muvabwe? +KATHEWINyA. ^-^ A ;;w;; join'd-stoow. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ;;w;; hit :3 it. ^.^ Come, sit on x3 me. +KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Asses OwO awe UwU made to >_> beaw, ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO awe OwO you. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Women OwO awe UwU made to >_> beaw, ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO awe OwO you. +KATHEWINyA. No xDD such uWu jade >_< as UwU you, >_> if ;;w;; me xDD you x3 mean. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good ^.^ Kate, UwU I xDD wiww nyot buwden uWu thee! +For, x3 knyowing uWu thee to be >_> but xDD young ÚwÚ and OwO wight- +KATHEWINyA. Too >w< wight fow xDD such :3 a :3 swain >_< as xDD you to UwU catch; +xDD And yet >_< as x3 heavy >_< as x3 my >_> weight >_> shouwd >w< be. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Should OwO be! shouwd- >w< buzz! +KATHEWINyA. Weww x3 ta'en, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ buzzawd. +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_< O, :3 swow-wing'd tuwtwe, UwU shaww :3 a buzzawd OwO take thee? +KATHEWINyA. Ay, fow :3 a tuwtwe, >_< as ^.^ he UwU takes :3 a ^w^ buzzawd. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you :33 wasp; :33 i' ^w^ faith, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too >w< angwy. +KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; If UwU I be OwO waspish, best UwU bewawe x3 my uWu sting. +>_< PETWUCHIO. OwO My wemedy >_> is xDD then to pluck >w< it OwO out. +KATHEWINyA. Ay, >_> if x3 the >w< foow couwd find >w< it :3 whewe >w< it uWu wies. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Who xDD knyows nyot :3 whewe :3 a uWu wasp does ^-^ weaw :33 his xDD sting? +^w^ In :33 his taiw. +KATHEWINyA. ^w^ In :33 his :33 tongue. +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_< Whose ^.^ tongue? +KATHEWINyA. OwO Youws, >_> if xDD you tawk of ;;w;; tawes; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. +>_< PETWUCHIO. What, with x3 my >_> tongue uWu in x3 youw tail? Nyay, come OwO again, +^-^ Good ;;w;; Kate; UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :3 gentweman. +KATHEWINyA. :33 That I'll >_> twy. x3 [She :33 stwikes >w< him] +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I >_< sweaw I'll :33 cuff UwU you, >_> if xDD you strike ;;w;; again. +KATHEWINyA. ^w^ So OwO may xDD you wose x3 youw arms. +;;w;; If xDD you strike uWu me, xDD you OwO awe nyo gentleman; +xDD And >_> if nyo gentweman, >w< why xDD then nyo arms. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A >_< hewawd, Kate? >_< O, put ;;w;; me uWu in >w< thy ^w^ books! +KATHEWINyA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ cwest- :3 a coxcomb? +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A combless ^w^ cock, UwU so Kate xDD wiww be x3 my >_> hen. +KATHEWINyA. No >_> cock of mine: xDD you x3 cwow ^w^ too ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ cwaven. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, come, ^.^ Kate, >_< come; xDD you ^w^ must nyot wook UwU so ^-^ souw. +KATHEWINyA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my fashion, when UwU I >_> see :3 a >_< cwab. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Why, hewe's nyo cwab; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe wook nyot ^-^ souw. +KATHEWINyA. >_> Thewe ;;w;; is, there >w< is. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Then x3 show >w< it x3 me. +KATHEWINyA. xDD Had UwU I :3 a gwass UwU I would. +>_< PETWUCHIO. What, xDD you >_> mean x3 my ^.^ face? +KATHEWINyA. Weww OwO aim'd of xDD such :3 a xDD young onye. +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by Saint ;;w;; Geowge, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too xDD young fow OwO you. +KATHEWINyA. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you OwO awe wither'd. +>_< PETWUCHIO. 'Tis with cares. +KATHEWINyA. UwU I :3 cawe not. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, hear UwU you, >w< Kate- uWu in sooth, xDD you ;;w;; scape nyot :3 so. +KATHEWINyA. UwU I >_> chafe UwU you, >_> if UwU I >_< tawwy; wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. +>_< PETWUCHIO. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a UwU whit; UwU I find xDD you passing uWu gentwe. +>_< 'Twas told ;;w;; me xDD you :3 wewe wough, ÚwÚ and >_> coy, ÚwÚ and UwU suwwen, +xDD And nyow UwU I find wepowt :3 a xDD vewy x3 wiaw; +For xDD thou awt uWu pweasant, :3 gamesome, passing couwteous, +OwO But slow uWu in ;;w;; speech, yet x3 sweet >_< as ^-^ spwingtime fwowews. +^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot fwown, xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot wook ;;w;; askance, +x3 Nyow ^-^ bite x3 the x3 wip, >_< as angry UwU wenches :33 wiww, +x3 Nyow x3 hast xDD thou :3 pweasuwe to be OwO cwoss uWu in talk; +OwO But xDD thou with uWu miwdnyess >w< entewtain'st >w< thy wooews; +With ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ confewence, soft ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ affabwe. +Why does x3 the wowwd wepowt :3 that Kate xDD doth limp? +x3 O ^-^ swand'wous ;;w;; wowwd! Kate ^.^ wike x3 the hazel-twig +Is ^w^ stwaight ÚwÚ and >_> swendew, ÚwÚ and >_< as >_> bwown uWu in :33 hue +;;w;; As hazel-nuts, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweetew than x3 the kewnyews. +>_< O, wet ;;w;; me >_> see uWu thee ^.^ wawk. ^.^ Thou dost nyot halt. +KATHEWINyA. ^w^ Go, x3 foow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whom xDD thou :3 keep'st >_> command. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Did OwO evew uWu Dian UwU so :33 become :3 a ;;w;; gwuv +;;w;; As Kate ÚwÚ this x3 chambew with her princely ;;w;; gait? +>_< O, be xDD thou OwO Dian, ÚwÚ and wet her be ;;w;; Kate; +xDD And xDD then wet Kate be chaste, ÚwÚ and uWu Dian ÚwÚ spowtfuw! +KATHEWINyA. Whewe uWu did xDD you ^-^ study aww ÚwÚ this xDD goodwy ÚwÚ speech? +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ It >_> is >_> extempowe, from x3 my mothew >_< wit. +KATHEWINyA. ^-^ A ^.^ witty mothew! witless >_> ewse her OwO son. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot :33 wise? +KATHEWINyA. Yes, >_< keep xDD you OwO wawm. +>_< PETWUCHIO. OwO Mawwy, UwU so UwU I mean, x3 sweet Kathewinye, uWu in >w< thy :3 bed. +xDD And OwO thewefowe, >w< setting aww ÚwÚ this ^.^ chat ÚwÚ aside, +^-^ Thus uWu in uWu pwain terms: x3 youw >w< fathew hath :3 consented +:33 That xDD you UwU shaww be x3 my >w< wife x3 youw ^.^ dowwy ;;w;; gweed xDD on; +xDD And xDD wiww UwU you, >_> nyiww UwU you, UwU I xDD wiww marry OwO you. +>_> Nyow, ^.^ Kate, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 husband fow x3 youw >_< tuwn; +For, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this wight, wheweby UwU I >_> see >w< thy >w< beauty, +x3 Thy beauty :3 that xDD doth >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ wike uWu thee weww, +^.^ Thou ^w^ must be mawwied to nyo x3 man >_> but OwO me; +For UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ he ^w^ am bown to >w< tame UwU you, ^.^ Kate, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing xDD you from :3 a >w< wiwd Kate to :3 a Kate +OwO Confowmabwe >_< as othew :33 househowd >w< Kates. + +^.^ We-entew UwU BAPTISTA, ;;w;; GWEMIO, ÚwÚ and xDD TWANyIO + +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw :33 fathew. xDD Nyevew >_< make OwO denyiaw; +UwU I ^w^ must ÚwÚ and xDD wiww uWu have >_> Kathewinye to x3 my x3 wife. +^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> Nyow, :33 Signyiow >_< Petwuchio, >w< how ^w^ speed xDD you with x3 my daughter? +>_< PETWUCHIO. How >_> but weww, UwU siw? >w< how >_> but ^.^ weww? +^.^ It :3 wewe xDD impossibwe UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ speed ;;w;; amiss. +^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, >w< how now, daughter Kathewinye, uWu in x3 youw ^-^ dumps? +KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; Caww xDD you ;;w;; me daughter? Now UwU I promise xDD you +>_> You uWu have ^w^ show'd :3 a xDD tendew x3 fathewwy regard +;;w;; To ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me x3 wed to one half lunatic, +^-^ A mad-cap ruffian ÚwÚ and :3 a swearing Jack, +:33 That ^w^ thinks with >w< oaths to OwO face x3 the ;;w;; mattew OwO out. +>_< PETWUCHIO. :3 Fathew, UwU 'tis thus: >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd +:33 That ^w^ tawk'd of her uWu have ^w^ tawk'd uWu amiss of her. +;;w;; If ^.^ she be >_< cuwst, >w< it >_> is fow x3 powicy, +For,she's nyot froward, >_> but :3 modest >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ duv; +:33 She >_> is nyot >_> hot, >_> but ^w^ tempewate >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ mown; +For uWu patience ^.^ she xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 a second Gwissew, +xDD And Roman UwU Wucwece fow her >_< chastity. +^.^ And, to ^w^ concwude, ^.^ we uWu have xDD 'gweed UwU so weww togethew +:33 That ;;w;; upon Sunday >_> is x3 the OwO wedding-day. +KATHEWINyA. I'll >_> see uWu thee :33 hang'd on Sunday fiwst. +^-^ GWEMIO. Hawk, >w< Petwuchio; ^.^ she ;;w;; says ^.^ she'ww >_> see uWu thee :33 hang'd fiwst. +^-^ TWANyIO. Is ÚwÚ this x3 youw >_> speeding? Nyay, xDD then :3 good-nyight UwU ouw x3 pawt! +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, >_< gentwemen. UwU I choose her fow >_< mysewf; +;;w;; If ^.^ she ÚwÚ and UwU I be >_< pweas'd, UwU what's :3 that to you? +'Tis :33 bawgain'd 'twixt >_> us twain, ^.^ being ^-^ awonye, +:33 That ^.^ she UwU shaww still be curst uWu in UwU company. +UwU I tell xDD you UwU 'tis ;;w;; incwedibwe to :3 bewieve. +How much ^.^ she loves me- >_< O, x3 the x3 kindest ^w^ Kate! +:33 She UwU hung about x3 my neck, ÚwÚ and :3 kiss on :3 kiss +:33 She vied UwU so OwO fast, >_> pwotesting ^-^ oath on ;;w;; oath, +:33 That uWu in :3 a ;;w;; twink ^.^ she ^.^ won ;;w;; me to her love. +>_< O, xDD you OwO awe x3 nyovices! 'Tis :3 a wowwd to see, +How tame, when ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and x3 women OwO awe ^-^ awonye, +^-^ A uWu meacock uWu wwetch ^.^ can >_< make x3 the uWu cuwstest ^.^ shwew. +Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, ;;w;; Kate; UwU I xDD wiww >w< unto >_> Venyice, +;;w;; To UwU buy apparel uWu 'gainst x3 the OwO wedding-day. +Provide x3 the OwO feast, ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and bid x3 the ^w^ guests; +UwU I xDD wiww be >_< suwe x3 my >_> Kathewinye UwU shaww be fine. +^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to say; >_> but UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw ^w^ hands. +^w^ God >_> send xDD you joy, UwU Petwuchio! 'Tis :3 a match. +;;w;; GWEMIO, ^-^ TWANyIO. >_> Amen, >_> say UwU we; ^.^ we xDD wiww be ÚwÚ witnyesses. +>_< PETWUCHIO. :3 Fathew, ÚwÚ and :3 wife, ÚwÚ and xDD gentwemen, ^w^ adieu. +UwU I xDD wiww to Venice; Sunday x3 comes >_< apace; +We xDD wiww uWu have rings ÚwÚ and :3 things, ÚwÚ and OwO finye array; +xDD And :3 kiss uWu me, ;;w;; Kate; ^.^ we xDD wiww be mawwied :3 a OwO Sunday. +Exeunt xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and :3 KATHEWINyA uWu sevewawwy +^-^ GWEMIO. Was OwO evew >_< match ^-^ cwapp'd x3 up UwU so suddenly? +^-^ BAPTISTA. Faith, xDD gentwemen, nyow UwU I :33 pway :3 a merchant's >_> pawt, +xDD And venture madly on :3 a despewate mawt. +^-^ TWANyIO. >_< 'Twas :3 a :3 commodity uWu way fretting ^.^ by uWu you; +'Twiww ;;w;; bwing xDD you :33 gain, ow xDD pewish on x3 the ;;w;; seas. +^-^ BAPTISTA. uWu The ^.^ gain UwU I >_> seek >_> is :33 quiet uWu in x3 the match. +^-^ GWEMIO. No doubt >_> but ^.^ he hath ^w^ got :3 a :33 quiet ;;w;; catch. +OwO But now, OwO Baptista, to x3 youw :3 youngew daughter: +Now >_> is x3 the day ^.^ we ^-^ wong uWu have wooked ^w^ fow; +UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw >w< nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ and UwU was suitor fiwst. +^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am one :3 that wuv Bianca ^.^ mowe +Than wowds ^.^ can >_> witnyess ow x3 youw >_< thoughts ^.^ can ÚwÚ guess. +^-^ GWEMIO. Youngling, xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot wuv UwU so uWu deaw >_< as ^.^ I. +^-^ TWANyIO. uWu Gweybeawd, >w< thy wuv xDD doth ^.^ fweeze. +^-^ GWEMIO. OwO But ^.^ thinye xDD doth fwy. +Skippew, stand back; UwU 'tis age :3 that nourisheth. +^-^ TWANyIO. OwO But :33 youth uWu in ;;w;; wadies' eyes :3 that fwouwisheth. +^-^ BAPTISTA. ^.^ Content UwU you, UwU gentwemen; UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ compound ÚwÚ this x3 stwife. +'Tis >_< deeds ^w^ must x3 win x3 the :33 pwize, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he of both +:33 That ^.^ can :33 assuwe x3 my daughter ÚwÚ gweatest :33 dowew +Shall uWu have x3 my Bianca's love. +Say, :33 Signyiow uWu Gwemio, >_> what ^.^ can xDD you :33 assuwe OwO hew? +^-^ GWEMIO. ^.^ Fiwst, >_< as xDD you knyow, x3 my ;;w;; house within x3 the UwU city +Is :33 wichwy >_> fuwnyished with pwate ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowd, +xDD Basins ÚwÚ and ^.^ ewews to x3 wave her UwU dainty hands; +OwO My >_> hangings aww of UwU Tywian :33 tapestwy; +^w^ In ivowy >_< coffews UwU I uWu have UwU stuff'd x3 my cwowns; +^w^ In cypwess uWu chests x3 my arras :33 countewpoints, +>w< Costwy ^w^ appawew, tents, ÚwÚ and xDD canyopies, +:33 Finye winyen, >w< Tuwkey xDD cushions ^-^ boss'd with >_> peaww, +Valance of :33 Venyice gowd uWu in :33 nyeedwe-wowk; +Pewter ÚwÚ and bwass, ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things :3 that ^-^ bewongs +;;w;; To ;;w;; house ow :33 housekeeping. UwU Then uWu at x3 my ;;w;; fawm +UwU I uWu have :3 a :3 hundwed miwch-kinye to x3 the paiw, +uWu Six ÚwÚ scowe :33 fat oxen >_< standing uWu in x3 my ;;w;; stawws, +xDD And aww ^.^ things answewabwe to ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ powtion. +xDD Mysewf ^w^ am >w< stwuck uWu in years, UwU I ^w^ must OwO confess; +xDD And >_> if UwU I ^-^ die to-mowwow ÚwÚ this >_> is ÚwÚ hews, +;;w;; If whiwst UwU I ^w^ wive ^.^ she xDD wiww be >w< onwy ^w^ minye. +^-^ TWANyIO. :33 That ^w^ 'onwy' ^-^ came weww ^.^ in. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ wist to ;;w;; me: +UwU I ^w^ am x3 my father's heir ÚwÚ and >w< onwy son; +;;w;; If UwU I OwO may uWu have x3 youw daughter to x3 my :3 wife, +I'll OwO weave her xDD houses >w< thwee ow fouw >_< as ÚwÚ good +OwO Within rich :33 Pisa's OwO wawws >_< as xDD any one +^-^ Owd :33 Signyiow xDD Gwemio >_> has uWu in Padua; +Besides >w< two thousand ;;w;; ducats ^.^ by x3 the xDD yeaw +Of :33 fwuitfuw land, aww which UwU shaww be her jointure. +What, uWu have UwU I ;;w;; pinch'd UwU you, :33 Signyiow >w< Gwemio? +^-^ GWEMIO. Two thousand ;;w;; ducats ^.^ by x3 the xDD yeaw of wand! +:3 [Aside] OwO My ÚwÚ wand amounts nyot to UwU so much uWu in :33 aww.- +:33 That ^.^ she UwU shaww have, ;;w;; besides >w< an ^.^ awgosy +:33 That nyow >_> is lying uWu in ;;w;; Mawseiwwes uWu woad. +What, uWu have UwU I chok'd xDD you with >w< an argosy? +^-^ TWANyIO. uWu Gwemio, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ knyown x3 my >w< fathew hath nyo less +Than >w< thwee great xDD awgosies, ;;w;; besides >w< two gawwiasses, +xDD And >_< twewve >_< tight galleys. ;;w;; These UwU I xDD wiww :33 assuwe hew, +xDD And twice >_< as much whate'er xDD thou off'west nyext. +^-^ GWEMIO. Nyay, UwU I uWu have ;;w;; off'wed aww; UwU I uWu have nyo mowe; +xDD And ^.^ she ^.^ can uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe than aww UwU I uWu have; +;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wike uWu me, ^.^ she UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ^w^ minye. +^-^ TWANyIO. Why, xDD then x3 the >_< maid >_> is >_< minye from aww x3 the wowwd +^-^ By x3 youw >w< fiwm pwomise; xDD Gwemio >_> is ^-^ out-vied. +^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I ^w^ must x3 confess x3 youw offer >_> is x3 the OwO best; +xDD And wet x3 youw >w< fathew >_< make her x3 the assurance, +:33 She >_> is x3 youw own. ^w^ Ewse, xDD you ^w^ must UwU pawdon OwO me; +;;w;; If xDD you >_> shouwd ^-^ die >w< befowe :3 him, where's her >_< dowew? +^-^ TWANyIO. >w< That's >_> but :3 a cavil; ^.^ he >_> is :3 owd, UwU I ^w^ young. +^-^ GWEMIO. xDD And OwO may nyot xDD young ;;w;; men ^-^ die >_< as weww >_< as xDD owd? +^-^ BAPTISTA. xDD Weww, xDD gentwemen, +UwU I ^w^ am OwO thus resolv'd: on Sunday :3 nyext xDD you ^.^ knyow +OwO My daughter >_> Kathewinye >_> is to be ^w^ mawwied; +>_> Nyow, on x3 the Sunday fowwowing UwU shaww Bianca +^w^ Be bride to UwU you, >_> if xDD you >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ assuwance; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, to :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Gwemio. +xDD And UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my weave, ÚwÚ and >_> thank xDD you xDD both. +^-^ GWEMIO. :3 Adieu, ÚwÚ good UwU nyeighbouw. uWu Exit BAPTISTA +>_> Nyow, UwU I feaw uWu thee not. +^w^ Siwwah xDD young UwU gamestew, x3 youw >w< fathew :3 wewe :3 a >w< foow +;;w;; To UwU give uWu thee all, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his >_< wanying age +Set :33 foot :33 undew >w< thy ;;w;; tabwe. Tut, :3 a ;;w;; toy! +^-^ An ;;w;; owd Itawian fox >_> is nyot UwU so ;;w;; kind, x3 my uWu boy. uWu Exit +^-^ TWANyIO. ^-^ A UwU vengeance on x3 youw ^-^ cwafty :3 withewed hide! +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I uWu have fac'd >w< it with :3 a >w< cawd of ;;w;; ten. +'Tis uWu in x3 my >_> head to UwU do x3 my >_< mastew good: +UwU I >_> see nyo reason >_> but ^-^ suppos'd ^-^ Wucentio +:3 Must get :3 a ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ caww'd ^-^ suppos'd ^-^ Vincentio; +xDD And ^w^ that's :3 a >_< wondew- uWu fathews uWu commonwy +Do get uWu theiw xDD chiwdwen; >_> but uWu in ÚwÚ this case of :33 wooing +^-^ A chiwd UwU shaww get :3 a >w< siwe, >_> if UwU I fail nyot of x3 my ;;w;; cunnying. +uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^w^ Padua. >_> BAPTISTA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew >_< WUCENTIO >_< as >_< CAMBIO, ^w^ HOWTENSIO >_< as WICIO, ÚwÚ and ^w^ BIANCA + +:3 WUCENTIO. Fiddler, >_< fowbeaw; xDD you gwow ^w^ too forward, sir. +:3 Have xDD you UwU so >w< soon fowgot x3 the entewtainment +:3 Hew :3 sistew >_> Kathewinye welcome'd xDD you uWu withaw? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. But, :3 wwangwing pedant, ÚwÚ this >_> is +uWu The patroness of ^-^ heavenwy >w< hawmony. +UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to uWu have prerogative; +xDD And when uWu in uWu music ^.^ we uWu have xDD spent >w< an ^-^ houw, +uWu Youw ^-^ wectuwe UwU shaww uWu have leisure fow >_< as :33 much. +:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ Pwepostewous ass, :3 that >_< nyevew ^w^ wead UwU so uWu faw +;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the cause >w< why uWu music UwU was >_> owdain'd! +Was >w< it nyot to refresh x3 the ^-^ mind of x3 man +>w< Aftew :33 his x3 studies ow :33 his ^.^ usuaw ^w^ pain? +UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ^w^ wead :33 phiwosophy, +xDD And OwO whiwe UwU I :3 pause serve uWu in x3 youw >w< hawmony. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Siwwah, UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU beaw these >_> bwaves of ÚwÚ thinye. +xDD BIANCA. Why, xDD gentwemen, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me :3 doubwe wrong +;;w;; To strive fow :3 that which resteth uWu in x3 my >w< choice. +UwU I arn nyo ^-^ bweeching scholar uWu in x3 the ^-^ schoows, +I'll nyot be tied to >_> houws nor uWu 'pointed xDD times, +OwO But :3 weawn x3 my wessons >_< as UwU I uWu pwease :3 mysewf. +xDD And to :3 cut x3 off aww :3 stwife: OwO hewe sit ^.^ we down; +^.^ Take xDD you x3 youw instrument, :33 pway xDD you x3 the whiles! +ÚwÚ His ^-^ wectuwe xDD wiww be donye ere xDD you uWu have ^-^ tun'd. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. You'll OwO weave :33 his ^-^ wectuwe when UwU I ^w^ am uWu in :33 tunye? +:3 WUCENTIO. :33 That xDD wiww be never- tune x3 youw x3 instwument. +xDD BIANCA. Whewe left ^.^ we last? +:3 WUCENTIO. Here, :3 madam: +^.^ 'Hic uWu ibat Simois, hic ;;w;; est ^.^ Sigeia uWu tewwus, +^-^ Hic ;;w;; stetewat :3 Pwiami wegia x3 cewsa >w< senyis.' +xDD BIANCA. :33 Constwue OwO them. +:3 WUCENTIO. ^.^ 'Hic ibat' >_< as UwU I told xDD you OwO befowe- x3 'Simois' UwU I ^w^ am Wucentio- +>_> 'hic OwO est' >_< son >w< unto Vincentio of ^-^ Pisa- :33 'Sigeia tellus' disguised +OwO thus to get x3 youw ;;w;; wuv- ^.^ 'Hic stetewat' ÚwÚ and :3 that ^-^ Wucentio :3 that +x3 comes :3 a-wooing- >_< 'Pwiami' >_> is x3 my x3 man xDD Twanyio- ^.^ 'wegia' :33 beawing x3 my +^w^ powt- 'cewsa ^.^ senyis' :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ might beguile x3 the ;;w;; owd pantawoon. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu Madam, x3 my uWu instwument's uWu in x3 tunye. +xDD BIANCA. :3 Wet's heaw. x3 O fie! x3 the >w< twebwe jaws. +:3 WUCENTIO. >w< Spit uWu in x3 the :3 howe, ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and tune ;;w;; again. +xDD BIANCA. Now wet ;;w;; me >_> see >_> if UwU I ^.^ can construe >w< it: ^.^ 'Hic uWu ibat :33 Simois' UwU I +^.^ knyow xDD you nyot- >_> 'hic ;;w;; est ^.^ Sigeia tellus' UwU I :33 twust xDD you nyot- ^.^ 'Hic +;;w;; stetewat Priami' OwO take :3 heed ^.^ he hear >_> us nyot- ^.^ 'wegia' presume nyot- +'cewsa ^.^ senyis' despair not. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu Madam, UwU 'tis nyow uWu in x3 tunye. +:3 WUCENTIO. All >_> but x3 the >w< bass. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu The ^w^ bass >_> is right; UwU 'tis x3 the UwU base x3 knyave :3 that jaws. +:3 [Aside] How fiery ÚwÚ and forward UwU ouw ^w^ pedant x3 is! +>_> Nyow, fow x3 my :3 wife, x3 the x3 knyave xDD doth court x3 my love. +Pedascuwe, I'll ;;w;; watch xDD you xDD bettew >_> yet. +xDD BIANCA. ^w^ In time UwU I OwO may :33 bewieve, yet UwU I >_> mistwust. +:3 WUCENTIO. Mistrust >w< it nyot- fow x3 suwe, >_> AEacides +Was >w< Ajax, ^w^ caww'd UwU so from :33 his gwandfathew. +xDD BIANCA. UwU I ^w^ must ^-^ bewieve x3 my mastew; else, UwU I promise UwU you, +UwU I >_> shouwd be ÚwÚ awguing still ;;w;; upon :3 that doubt; +OwO But wet >w< it rest. >_> Nyow, >_< Wicio, to OwO you. +^-^ Good ^.^ mastew, OwO take >w< it nyot x3 unkindwy, pray, +:33 That UwU I uWu have :33 been OwO thus >_> pweasant with xDD you xDD both. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. :33 [To UwU WUCENTIO] >_> You OwO may OwO go UwU wawk ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave +awhile; +OwO My wessons >_< make nyo uWu music uWu in >w< thwee Pawts. +:3 WUCENTIO. ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so formal, UwU siw? xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ must x3 wait, +:3 [Aside] xDD And ;;w;; watch withal; for, >_> but UwU I be ^.^ deceiv'd, +Our OwO finye :33 musician groweth ÚwÚ amowous. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu Madam, >w< befowe xDD you :33 touch x3 the UwU instwument +;;w;; To :3 weawn x3 the order of x3 my fingering, +UwU I ^w^ must x3 begin with rudiments of awt, +;;w;; To >_< teach xDD you >w< gamut uWu in :3 a OwO bwiefew sort, +uWu Mowe uWu pweasant, >_> pithy, ÚwÚ and effectuaw, +Than hath :33 been ÚwÚ taught ^.^ by xDD any of x3 my ÚwÚ twade; +xDD And there >w< it >_> is uWu in wwiting ^.^ faiwwy UwU dwawn. +xDD BIANCA. Why, UwU I ^w^ am x3 past x3 my >w< gamut ^-^ wong ago. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ wead x3 the >w< gamut of >w< Howtensio. +xDD BIANCA. [Weads] +:3 '"Gamut" UwU I am, x3 the x3 gwound of aww accowd- +;;w;; "A re" to pwead UwU Howtensio's passion- +UwU "B mi" ^-^ Bianca, OwO take ^.^ him fow >w< thy wowd- +"C >_> fa >_> ut" :3 that loves with aww UwU affection- +uWu "D ;;w;; sow re" one clef, >w< two >_> nyotes uWu have uWu I- +OwO "E UwU wa mi" x3 show pity ow UwU I ^-^ die.' +;;w;; Caww xDD you ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gamut? Tut, UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it ^w^ nyot! +^-^ Owd ÚwÚ fashions uWu pwease ;;w;; me OwO best; UwU I ^w^ am nyot UwU so UwU nyice +;;w;; To change true wuwes fow >w< odd ^.^ inventions. + +Entew :3 a SEWVANT + +SEWVANT. Mistwess, x3 youw >w< fathew prays xDD you OwO weave x3 youw uWu books +xDD And OwO hewp to :3 dwess x3 youw OwO sistew's x3 chambew :33 up. +>_> You ^.^ knyow to-mowwow >_> is x3 the OwO wedding-day. +xDD BIANCA. UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet mastews, both; UwU I ^w^ must be ;;w;; gonye. +Exeunt ^w^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and SEWVANT +:3 WUCENTIO. Faith, ^-^ mistwess, xDD then UwU I uWu have nyo cause to >_< stay. +uWu Exit +^.^ HOWTENSIO. OwO But UwU I uWu have cause to ^.^ pwy x3 into ÚwÚ this pedant; +Methinks ^.^ he :33 wooks >_< as ^w^ though ^.^ he :3 wewe uWu in love. +ÚwÚ Yet >_> if >w< thy thoughts, ^-^ Bianca, be UwU so humble +;;w;; To ;;w;; cast >w< thy >w< wand'wing eyes on every stale- +>_> Seize uWu thee :3 that list. ;;w;; If >_> once UwU I find uWu thee :33 wanging, +^w^ HOWTENSIO xDD wiww be ^.^ quit with uWu thee ^.^ by ÚwÚ changing. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^w^ Padua. ^.^ Befowe ^-^ BAPTISTA'So ;;w;; house + +Entew UwU BAPTISTA, ;;w;; GWEMIO, xDD TWANyIO >_< as OwO WUCENTIO, KATHEWINyA, ^w^ BIANCA, +>_< WUCENTIO >_< as >_< CAMBIO, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +^-^ BAPTISTA. :33 [To xDD TWANyIO] :33 Signyiow ;;w;; Wucentio, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the uWu 'pointed day +:33 That >_> Kathewinye ÚwÚ and Petwuchio >_> shouwd be >w< mawwied, +xDD And yet ^.^ we hear nyot of UwU ouw son-in-law. +>_> What xDD wiww be UwU said? >_> What mockewy xDD wiww >w< it be +;;w;; To ^.^ want x3 the bwidegwoom when x3 the priest ^.^ attends +;;w;; To speak x3 the cewemonyiaw rites of x3 mawwiage! +>_> What ;;w;; says ^-^ Wucentio to ÚwÚ this ^-^ shame of uWu ouws? +KATHEWINyA. No ^-^ shame >_> but minye; UwU I ;;w;; must, xDD fowsooth, be ;;w;; fowc'd +;;w;; To UwU give x3 my uWu hand, x3 oppos'd OwO against x3 my uWu heawt, +uWu Unto :3 a ÚwÚ mad-bwain wudesby, full of >w< spween, +Who woo'd uWu in ^.^ haste ÚwÚ and means to x3 wed uWu at xDD weisuwe. +UwU I told UwU you, I, ^.^ he UwU was :3 a frantic x3 foow, +x3 Hiding :33 his UwU bittew jests uWu in >w< bwunt behaviour; +^.^ And, to be noted fow :3 a ^.^ mewwy ^w^ man, +^-^ He'ww ^.^ woo :3 a ;;w;; thousand, ÚwÚ 'point x3 the day of ^.^ mawwiage, +^-^ Make ^w^ fwiends x3 invited, ÚwÚ and :3 pwocwaim x3 the xDD banns; +ÚwÚ Yet >_< nyevew means to x3 wed :3 whewe ^.^ he hath woo'd. +Now ^w^ must x3 the wowwd :33 point uWu at poor Kathewinye, +xDD And >_> say 'Wo, there >_> is ^-^ mad Petwuchio's :3 wife, +;;w;; If >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu pwease ^.^ him come ÚwÚ and marry her!' +^-^ TWANyIO. >w< Patience, ÚwÚ good Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and Baptista UwU too. +>_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, Petwuchio means >_> but weww, +Whatevew :3 fowtunye uWu stays ^.^ him from :33 his OwO wowd. +;;w;; Though ^.^ he be bwunt, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him passing OwO wise; +;;w;; Though ^.^ he be >_> mewwy, yet withal uWu he's honest. +KATHEWINyA. Wouwd >_> Kathewinye xDD had >_< nyevew :3 seen ^.^ him uWu though! +UwU Exit, weeping, fowwowed ^.^ by ^w^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews +^-^ BAPTISTA. ^w^ Go, OwO giww, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame uWu thee nyow to >_> weep, +For xDD such >w< an ^-^ injuwy ^.^ wouwd ^-^ vex :3 a xDD vewy saint; +Much ^.^ mowe :3 a :33 shwew of >w< thy ;;w;; impatient humouw. + +Entew BIONDEWWO + +^-^ Mastew, x3 mastew! News, ÚwÚ and xDD such ;;w;; owd nyews >_< as xDD you >_< nyevew heard :33 of! +^-^ BAPTISTA. Is >w< it x3 nyew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd xDD too? How OwO may :3 that :3 be? +BIONDELLO. Why, >_> is >w< it nyot nyews to hear of Petwuchio's :33 coming? +^-^ BAPTISTA. Is ^.^ he come? +BIONDELLO. Why, no, sir. +^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> What ^w^ then? +BIONDELLO. >w< He >_> is :3 coming. +^-^ BAPTISTA. x3 When xDD wiww ^.^ he be hewe? +BIONDELLO. x3 When ^.^ he >w< stands :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ and sees xDD you :33 thewe. +^-^ TWANyIO. But, say, >_> what to ^.^ thinye ;;w;; owd nyews? +BIONDELLO. Why, Petwuchio >_> is x3 coming- uWu in :3 a x3 nyew ^w^ hat ÚwÚ and >w< an ;;w;; owd +jerkin; :3 a :33 paiw of ;;w;; owd OwO bweeches thrice turn'd; :3 a :33 paiw of ÚwÚ boots +:3 that uWu have :33 been >_> candwe-cases, one >_> buckwed, anyothew wac'd; >w< an ;;w;; owd +rusty xDD swowd >_> ta'en x3 out of x3 the :33 town awmouwy, with :3 a xDD bwoken >_< hiwt, +ÚwÚ and xDD chapewess; with >w< two xDD bwoken ^.^ points; :33 his UwU howse ÚwÚ hipp'd, with >w< an +;;w;; owd motwey ^w^ saddwe ÚwÚ and stirrups of nyo :33 kindwed; >_< besides, >_< possess'd +with x3 the ^.^ gwandews ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike to mose uWu in x3 the chinye, troubled with +x3 the :33 wampass, xDD infected with x3 the :33 fashions, full of windgalls, sped +with :3 spavins, >w< wayed with x3 the yewwows, x3 past >w< cuwe of x3 the >_< fives, +x3 stawk spoiw'd with x3 the staggews, ÚwÚ begnyawn with x3 the >_> bots, >w< sway'd uWu in +x3 the back ÚwÚ and shoulder-shotten, uWu nyeaw-wegg'd x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and with :3 a +hawf-cheek'd >_> bit, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 head-staww of sheep's >_> weathew ^w^ which, +^.^ being :33 westwainyed to >_< keep ^.^ him from >_< stumbwing, hath :33 been often +burst, ÚwÚ and nyow >_> wepaiwed with ^w^ knyots; one giwth six times piec'd, +ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD woman's crupper of :3 vewuwe, which hath >w< two x3 wettews fow her +xDD nyame ^.^ faiwwy uWu set down uWu in ÚwÚ studs, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ÚwÚ and there ^.^ piec'd with +pack-thwead. +^-^ BAPTISTA. Who x3 comes with him? +BIONDELLO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, :33 his >w< wackey, fow aww x3 the wowwd capawison'd ^.^ wike +x3 the horse- with :3 a linen stock on one >_< weg ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< kewsey ^-^ boot-hose +on x3 the ÚwÚ othew, :3 gawt'wed with :3 a red ÚwÚ and blue x3 wist; >w< an ;;w;; owd hat, ÚwÚ and +x3 the humouw of >w< fowty ^w^ fancies pwick'd OwO in't fow :3 a ;;w;; feathew; :3 a +monster, :3 a xDD vewy monstew uWu in ^w^ appawew, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ wike :3 a Christian +UwU footboy ow :3 a uWu gentweman's lackey. +^-^ TWANyIO. 'Tis x3 some >w< odd humouw uWu pwicks ^.^ him to ÚwÚ this fashion; +ÚwÚ Yet OwO oftentimes >_< wie xDD goes >_> but mean-appaweww'd. +^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad uWu he's come, howsoe'er ^.^ he ^w^ comes. +BIONDELLO. Why, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he x3 comes not. +^-^ BAPTISTA. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot >_> say ^.^ he ;;w;; comes? +BIONDELLO. uWu Who? :3 that Petwuchio came? +^-^ BAPTISTA. Ay, :3 that Petwuchio >_< came. +BIONDELLO. :3 Nyo, siw; UwU I >_> say :33 his UwU howse x3 comes with ^.^ him on :33 his back. +^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, ^w^ that's aww onye. +BIONDELLO. Nyay, ^.^ by Saint UwU Jamy, +UwU I howd xDD you :3 a penny, +^-^ A UwU howse ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 man +Is ^.^ mowe than one, +xDD And yet nyot many. + +Entew xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and GRUMIO + +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Come, :3 whewe be these >_> gawwants? Who's uWu at ^w^ home? +^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> You OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, sir. +>_< PETWUCHIO. xDD And yet UwU I come nyot well. +^-^ BAPTISTA. xDD And yet xDD you UwU hawt not. +^-^ TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so weww apparell'd +;;w;; As UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you were. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Wewe >w< it better, UwU I >_> shouwd >_< wush uWu in OwO thus. +OwO But :3 whewe >_> is Kate? Whewe >_> is x3 my lovely bwide? +How does x3 my father? Gentwes, uWu methinks xDD you fwown; +xDD And ^-^ whewefowe ÚwÚ gaze ÚwÚ this xDD goodwy >_< company +;;w;; As >_> if ;;w;; they saw x3 some wondwous ;;w;; monyument, +;;w;; Some :33 comet ow >_< unyusuaw prodigy? +^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 youw OwO wedding-day. +First :3 wewe ^.^ we :3 sad, feawing xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< come; +Now saddew, :3 that xDD you come UwU so unpwovided. +OwO Fie, ;;w;; doff ÚwÚ this habit, ^-^ shame to x3 youw x3 estate, +^-^ An >w< eye-sowe to UwU ouw solemn >_< festivaw! +^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And tell >_> us >_> what ;;w;; occasion of impowt +>_< Hath aww UwU so ^-^ wong detain'd xDD you from x3 youw :3 wife, +xDD And sent xDD you ÚwÚ hithew UwU so ^-^ unwike >w< youwsewf? +>_< PETWUCHIO. uWu Tedious >w< it :3 wewe to uWu teww, ÚwÚ and UwU hawsh to :3 heaw; +:33 Sufficeth UwU I ^w^ am come to >_< keep x3 my word, +;;w;; Though uWu in x3 some ÚwÚ pawt enfowced to >w< digwess, +>_< Which uWu at ^.^ mowe leisure UwU I xDD wiww UwU so UwU excuse +;;w;; As xDD you UwU shaww weww be ^-^ satisfied uWu withaw. +OwO But :3 whewe >_> is Kate? UwU I xDD stay ^w^ too ^-^ wong from >w< hew; +uWu The mownying >_< weaws, UwU 'tis time ^.^ we :3 wewe uWu at :3 chuwch. +^-^ TWANyIO. xDD See nyot x3 youw bride uWu in these OwO unwevewent robes; +Go to x3 my chamber, put on x3 cwothes of ^w^ minye. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Nyot I, ^-^ bewieve OwO me; OwO thus I'll x3 visit her. +^-^ BAPTISTA. OwO But thus, UwU I ^w^ twust, xDD you xDD wiww nyot marry her. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Good sooth, even ^.^ thus; >_< thewefowe UwU ha' donye with words; +;;w;; To ;;w;; me ^w^ she's >w< mawwied, nyot >w< unto x3 my >_< cwothes. +Could UwU I repair >_> what ^.^ she xDD wiww ^-^ weaw uWu in ;;w;; me +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ can change these poor OwO accoutwements, +uWu 'Twewe weww fow Kate ÚwÚ and xDD bettew fow :3 mysewf. +OwO But >_> what :3 a >w< foow ^w^ am UwU I to ^.^ chat with UwU you, +x3 When UwU I >_> shouwd bid ^w^ good-mowwow to x3 my bride +xDD And UwU seaw x3 the ;;w;; titwe with :3 a lovely >_< kiss! +Exeunt xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and xDD PETWUCHIO +^-^ TWANyIO. >w< He hath x3 some meaning uWu in :33 his ^-^ mad attire. +We xDD wiww :33 pewsuade :3 him, be >w< it ÚwÚ possibwe, +;;w;; To put on xDD bettew ere ^.^ he OwO go to :3 chuwch. +^-^ BAPTISTA. I'll ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 the event of UwU this. +Exeunt UwU BAPTISTA, ;;w;; GWEMIO, BIONDELLO, ÚwÚ and >_< ATTENDENTS +^-^ TWANyIO. OwO But to her wuv uWu concewnyeth >_> us to >_< ad +:3 Hew father's wiking; which to ;;w;; bwing to pass, +;;w;; As UwU I >w< befowe imparted to x3 youw worship, +UwU I ^w^ am to get :3 a >_> man- whate'er ^.^ he be +^.^ It skiwws nyot >_> much; we'll ;;w;; fit ^.^ him to UwU ouw >_< tuwn- +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww be Vincentio of Pisa, +xDD And >_< make assurance OwO hewe uWu in >_> Padua +Of :33 gweatew uWu sums than UwU I uWu have :3 pwomised. +^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you ÚwÚ quietwy ^.^ enjoy x3 youw UwU hope +xDD And marry x3 sweet Bianca with ÚwÚ consent. +:3 WUCENTIO. ^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot :3 that x3 my fewwow x3 schoowmastew +^-^ Doth ;;w;; watch Bianca's steps UwU so >_< nyawwowwy, +uWu 'Twewe UwU good, UwU methinks, to ^.^ steaw UwU ouw mawwiage; +>_< Which >_> once pewfowm'd, wet aww x3 the wowwd >_> say no, +I'll >_< keep >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; despite of aww x3 the wowwd. +^-^ TWANyIO. :33 That ^.^ by >_> degwees ^.^ we >_> mean to wook x3 into +xDD And ;;w;; watch UwU ouw ;;w;; vantage uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ businyess; +^-^ We'ww ^-^ uvw-weach x3 the greybeard, uWu Gwemio, +uWu The nyawwow-pwying ÚwÚ fathew, Minola, +uWu The ^w^ quaint :33 musician, :3 amowous xDD Wicio- +All fow x3 my xDD mastew's ^w^ sake, xDD Wucentio. + +^.^ We-entew GREMIO + +:33 Signyiow uWu Gwemio, ^-^ came xDD you from x3 the church? +^-^ GWEMIO. ;;w;; As ^w^ wiwwingwy >_< as ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ^-^ came from school. +^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And >_> is x3 the bride ÚwÚ and bwidegwoom xDD coming ^w^ home? +^-^ GWEMIO. ^-^ A >_< bwidegwoom, >_> say you? 'Tis :3 a >_< gwoom :33 indeed, +^-^ A gwumbwing gwoom, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 the girl UwU shaww find. +^-^ TWANyIO. Curster than >_< she? Why, UwU 'tis >_> impossibwe. +^-^ GWEMIO. Why, uWu he's :3 a deviw, :3 a deviw, :3 a xDD vewy xDD fiend. +^-^ TWANyIO. Why, ^w^ she's :3 a deviw, :3 a deviw, x3 the >_> deviw's uWu dam. +^-^ GWEMIO. Tut, ^w^ she's :3 a lamb, :3 a uWu duv, :3 a x3 foow, to x3 him! +I'll tell UwU you, Sir xDD Wucentio: when x3 the priest +Should ^w^ ask >_> if >_> Kathewinye >_> shouwd be :33 his :3 wife, +^-^ 'Ay, ^.^ by gogs-wouns' quoth xDD he, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe UwU so ÚwÚ woud +^.^ That, aww ÚwÚ amaz'd, x3 the priest wet faww x3 the book; +xDD And >_< as ^.^ he >_> stoop'd again to OwO take >w< it up, +This >w< mad-bwain'd bwidegwoom >_> took ^.^ him xDD such :3 a :33 cuff +:33 That down UwU feww priest ÚwÚ and ^-^ book, ÚwÚ and ^w^ book ÚwÚ and pwiest. +x3 'Nyow OwO take them ^w^ up,' quoth ^.^ he xDD 'if xDD any xDD wist.' +^-^ TWANyIO. >_> What uWu said x3 the >_> wench, when ^.^ he wose ^w^ again? +^-^ GWEMIO. Twembwed ÚwÚ and UwU shook, fow >w< why ^.^ he stamp'd ÚwÚ and >w< swowe +;;w;; As >_> if x3 the vicaw meant to UwU cozen ^.^ him. +OwO But ÚwÚ aftew UwU many uWu cewemonyies donye +>w< He ;;w;; cawws fow :33 winye: >_> 'A health!' quoth xDD he, >_< as >_> if +>w< He xDD had :33 been >_> abwoad, ^w^ cawousing to :33 his >_> mates +>w< Aftew :3 a ^w^ stowm; :33 quaff'd x3 off x3 the muscadel, +xDD And OwO thwew x3 the sops aww uWu in x3 the sexton's >w< face, +>_> Having nyo othew reason +OwO But :3 that :33 his ^w^ beawd ^-^ gwew >_< thin ÚwÚ and hungerly +xDD And ^w^ seem'd to ^w^ ask ^.^ him sops >_< as ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ dwinking. +This :33 donye, ^.^ he >_> took x3 the bride about x3 the neck, +xDD And >w< kiss'd her lips with xDD such :3 a ;;w;; cwamowous ;;w;; smack +:33 That uWu at x3 the >w< pawting aww x3 the ^-^ chuwch uWu did uWu echo. +xDD And I, ^-^ seeing uWu this, ^-^ came thence fow xDD vewy OwO shame; +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew uWu me, UwU I knyow, x3 the UwU wout >_> is :3 coming. +>w< Such :3 a ^-^ mad ^.^ mawwiage >_< nyevew UwU was befowe. +Hawk, x3 hawk! UwU I hear x3 the xDD minstwews play. [Music ÚwÚ pways] + +Entew >_< PETWUCHIO, KATHEWINyA, ^w^ BIANCA, UwU BAPTISTA, HOWTENSIO, +GRUMIO, ÚwÚ and twain + +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Gentwemen ÚwÚ and OwO fwiends, UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw OwO pains. +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you think to ÚwÚ dinye with ;;w;; me uWu to-day, +xDD And uWu have pwepaw'd great OwO stowe of ÚwÚ wedding cheer +OwO But UwU so >w< it is- x3 my ^.^ haste xDD doth caww ;;w;; me hence, +xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO hewe UwU I >_> mean to OwO take x3 my >_< weave. +^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ Is't OwO possibwe xDD you xDD wiww OwO away :3 to-nyight? +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I ^w^ must OwO away ^w^ to-day >w< befowe >w< nyight x3 come. +^-^ Make >w< it nyo UwU wondew; >_> if xDD you UwU knyew x3 my business, +>_> You ^.^ wouwd entweat ;;w;; me rather OwO go than >_< stay. +^.^ And, xDD honyest xDD company, UwU I >_> thank xDD you aww +:33 That uWu have beheld ;;w;; me UwU give OwO away mysewf +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this UwU most *giggles shyly* patient, sweet, ÚwÚ and virtuous x3 wife. +OwO Dinye with x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ dwink :3 a ^.^ heawth to x3 me. +For UwU I ^w^ must OwO hence; ÚwÚ and >_< faweweww to xDD you all. +^-^ TWANyIO. Let >_> us entweat xDD you xDD stay >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew uWu dinnyew. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ It OwO may nyot >w< be. +^-^ GWEMIO. Let ;;w;; me entweat OwO you. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. +KATHEWINyA. Let ;;w;; me entweat OwO you. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. +KATHEWINyA. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 content to stay? +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I ^w^ am :3 content xDD you UwU shaww entweat ;;w;; me >_< stay; +OwO But yet nyot ;;w;; stay, entweat ;;w;; me >w< how xDD you ;;w;; can. +KATHEWINyA. >_> Nyow, >_> if xDD you wuv uWu me, >_< stay. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Gwumio, x3 my horse. +GRUMIO. Ay, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they be weady; x3 the oats uWu have eaten x3 the :33 howses. +KATHEWINyA. Nyay, >w< then, +Do >_> what xDD thou x3 canst, UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO go to-day; +:3 Nyo, nor ^.^ to-mowwow, nyot >w< tiww UwU I uWu pwease :3 mysewf. +uWu The doow >_> is open, siw; there wies x3 youw way; +>_> You OwO may be ^.^ jogging whiwes x3 youw ÚwÚ boots OwO awe green; +For uWu me, I'll nyot be >_> gonye >w< tiww UwU I uWu pwease :3 mysewf. +'Tis ^.^ wike you'ww ^-^ pwuv :3 a jowwy uWu suwwy >_< gwoom +:33 That OwO take >w< it on xDD you uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst UwU so UwU woundwy. +>_< PETWUCHIO. x3 O ^.^ Kate, :3 content ÚwÚ thee; :33 pwithee be nyot >w< angwy. +KATHEWINyA. UwU I xDD wiww be angry; >_> what x3 hast xDD thou to ^-^ do? +:3 Fathew, be ^.^ quiet; ^.^ he UwU shaww xDD stay x3 my xDD weisuwe. +^-^ GWEMIO. Ay, marry, ^w^ siw, nyow >w< it ÚwÚ begins to >w< wowk. +KATHEWINyA. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, forward to x3 the bwidaw uWu dinnyew. +UwU I >_> see :3 a OwO woman OwO may be UwU made :3 a >w< foow +;;w;; If ^.^ she xDD had nyot :3 a ^w^ spiwit to :33 wesist. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ They UwU shaww OwO go forward, ^.^ Kate, uWu at >w< thy >_> command. +;;w;; Obey x3 the :3 bwide, xDD you :3 that >_< attend on >w< hew; +Go to x3 the OwO feast, ^w^ wevew ÚwÚ and :33 dominyeew, +:3 Cawouse full UwU measuwe to her maidenhead; +^w^ Be ^-^ mad ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy, ow OwO go ^w^ hang youwsewves. +OwO But fow x3 my ^w^ bonny ^.^ Kate, ^.^ she ^w^ must with x3 me. +Nyay, wook nyot big, nor stamp, nor ^-^ stawe, nor x3 fwet; +UwU I xDD wiww be >_< mastew of >_> what >_> is >_< minye >w< own- +:33 She >_> is x3 my UwU goods, x3 my chattews, ^.^ she >_> is x3 my house, +OwO My :33 househowd stuff, x3 my >_> fiewd, x3 my ^-^ bawn, +OwO My horse, x3 my >_< ox, x3 my ass, x3 my xDD any ÚwÚ thing, +xDD And OwO hewe ^.^ she stands; :33 touch her ;;w;; whoevew dare; +I'll ;;w;; bwing >_< minye uWu action on x3 the OwO pwoudest ^.^ he +:33 That xDD stops x3 my uWu way uWu in ^w^ Padua. Gwumio, +Draw fowth >w< thy weapon; ^.^ we OwO awe beset with ÚwÚ thieves; +ÚwÚ Wescue >w< thy ^-^ mistwess, >_> if xDD thou be :3 a man. +Fear >_> nyot, x3 sweet ^.^ wench; ;;w;; they UwU shaww nyot :33 touch ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; Kate; +I'll >_< buckwew uWu thee OwO against :3 a >_< miwwion. +Exeunt >_< PETWUCHIO, KATHEWINyA, ÚwÚ and GRUMIO +^-^ BAPTISTA. Nyay, wet them x3 go, :3 a coupwe of :33 quiet ÚwÚ onyes. +^-^ GWEMIO. ^-^ Went ;;w;; they nyot ^w^ quickwy, UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ die with laughing. +^-^ TWANyIO. Of aww ^-^ mad matches, >_< nyevew UwU was x3 the >_> wike. +:3 WUCENTIO. Mistwess, UwU what's x3 youw opinyion of x3 youw ^-^ sistew? +xDD BIANCA. ^.^ That, ^.^ being ^-^ mad herself, ^w^ she's madly ^w^ mated. +^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I :33 wawwant :3 him, Petwuchio >_> is ^.^ Kated. +^-^ BAPTISTA. Neighbours ÚwÚ and OwO fwiends, ^w^ though bride ÚwÚ and bwidegwoom wants +For to suppwy x3 the pwaces uWu at x3 the ^-^ tabwe, +>_> You ^.^ knyow there wants nyo ;;w;; junkets uWu at x3 the x3 feast. +;;w;; Wucentio, xDD you UwU shaww suppwy x3 the bridegroom's pwace; +xDD And wet Bianca OwO take her OwO sistew's uWu woom. +^-^ TWANyIO. Shall x3 sweet Bianca x3 pwactise >w< how to bride :33 it? +^-^ BAPTISTA. :33 She UwU shaww, xDD Wucentio. ^.^ Come, xDD gentwemen, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +UwU PETWUCHIO'S countwy ;;w;; house + +Entew GRUMIO + +GRUMIO. OwO Fie, fie on aww ^w^ tiwed ;;w;; jades, on aww ^-^ mad mastews, ÚwÚ and aww +fouw :3 ways! Was OwO evew x3 man UwU so xDD beaten? Was OwO evew x3 man UwU so uWu way'd? Was +OwO evew x3 man UwU so ÚwÚ weawy? UwU I ^w^ am sent >w< befowe to >_< make :3 a ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe +xDD coming ÚwÚ aftew to wawm OwO them. Now :3 wewe nyot UwU I :3 a xDD wittwe >_> pot ÚwÚ and >w< soon +>_> hot, x3 my xDD vewy lips ^w^ might UwU fweeze to x3 my teeth, x3 my >_> tongue to x3 the ÚwÚ woof +of x3 my uWu mouth, x3 my >_< heawt uWu in x3 my bewwy, ere UwU I >_> shouwd come ^.^ by :3 a fire to +^-^ thaw x3 me. OwO But UwU I with ;;w;; bwowing x3 the fire UwU shaww wawm >_< mysewf; for, +^-^ considewing x3 the x3 weathew, :3 a ^.^ tawwew x3 man than UwU I xDD wiww OwO take cowd. +uWu Howwa, ho! OwO Cuwtis! + +Entew xDD CUWTIS + +>w< CUWTIS. Who >_> is :3 that ;;w;; cawws UwU so coldly? +GRUMIO. ^-^ A ^.^ piece of ice. ;;w;; If xDD thou doubt :33 it, xDD thou uWu mayst >w< swide from x3 my +shoulder to x3 my OwO heew with nyo :33 gweatew :3 a >w< wun >_> but x3 my >_> head ÚwÚ and x3 my +;;w;; nyeck. ^-^ A ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ good Curtis. +>w< CUWTIS. Is x3 my >_< mastew ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< wife uWu coming, Grumio? +GRUMIO. >_< O, :33 ay, xDD Cuwtis, ^-^ ay; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^w^ fiwe, x3 fiwe; ;;w;; cast on nyo +>_> watew. +>w< CUWTIS. Is ^.^ she UwU so :3 hot :3 a :33 shwew >_< as ^w^ she's >w< wepowted? +GRUMIO. :33 She UwU was, ÚwÚ good xDD Cuwtis, >w< befowe ÚwÚ this frost; >_> but xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st +winter >_> tames ^w^ man, ^w^ woman, ÚwÚ and beast; fow >w< it hath tam'd x3 my ;;w;; owd +^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 nyew ^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and myself, fewwow Curtis. +>w< CUWTIS. :33 Away, xDD you thwee-inch foow! UwU I ^w^ am nyo beast. +GRUMIO. ^w^ Am UwU I >_> but >w< thwee >_< inches? Why, >w< thy >_> hown >_> is :3 a xDD foot, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^-^ wong +^w^ am UwU I uWu at x3 the weast. OwO But wiwt xDD thou >_< make :3 a ^w^ fiwe, ow UwU shaww UwU I :3 compwain +on uWu thee to UwU ouw ^-^ mistwess, x3 whose :33 hand- ^.^ she ^.^ being nyow uWu at :33 hand- xDD thou +shalt >w< soon feew, to >w< thy UwU cowd comfort, fow ^.^ being slow uWu in >w< thy :3 hot +office? +>w< CUWTIS. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ good Gwumio, tell ;;w;; me >w< how xDD goes x3 the :33 wowwd? +GRUMIO. ^-^ A UwU cowd ^w^ wowwd, xDD Cuwtis, uWu in every ^.^ office >_> but thine; ÚwÚ and +>_< thewefowe >_> fiwe. Do >w< thy >_< duty, ÚwÚ and uWu have >w< thy >_< duty, fow x3 my >_< mastew ÚwÚ and +mistwess OwO awe almost uWu fwozen to death. +>w< CUWTIS. >_> Thewe's fire weady; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ good Gwumio, x3 the nyews? +GRUMIO. Why, >_> 'Jack ^.^ boy! :3 ho, ÚwÚ boy!' ÚwÚ and >_< as much nyews >_< as xDD thou wilt. +>w< CUWTIS. ^.^ Come, xDD you OwO awe UwU so full of UwU cony-catching! +GRUMIO. Why, OwO thewefowe, x3 fiwe; fow UwU I uWu have caught extweme cowd. +:3 Whewe's x3 the >w< cook? Is OwO suppew :3 weady, x3 the ;;w;; house ^w^ twimm'd, wushes +;;w;; stwew'd, xDD cobwebs swept, x3 the sewving-men uWu in uWu theiw x3 nyew :33 fustian, +uWu theiw ^-^ white stockings, ÚwÚ and every officer :33 his ÚwÚ wedding-gawment ^-^ on? +^w^ Be x3 the ^.^ jacks >w< faiw :33 within, x3 the jills >w< faiw without, x3 the carpets +:33 waid, ÚwÚ and evewything uWu in >_< owdew? +>w< CUWTIS. All weady; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; nyews. +GRUMIO. First ^.^ knyow x3 my UwU howse >_> is tiwed; x3 my >_< mastew ÚwÚ and mistwess fall'n +OwO out. +>w< CUWTIS. ÚwÚ How? +GRUMIO. UwU Out of uWu theiw saddles x3 into x3 the diwt; ÚwÚ and theweby uWu hangs :3 a +^-^ tawe. +>w< CUWTIS. :3 Wet's ^.^ ha't, ÚwÚ good Gwumio. +GRUMIO. uWu Wend ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. +>w< CUWTIS. ;;w;; Hewe. +GRUMIO. xDD Thewe. >_< [Stwiking >w< him] +>w< CUWTIS. This UwU 'tis to x3 feew :3 a :33 tawe, nyot to hear :3 a ^-^ tawe. +GRUMIO. xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU 'tis ^w^ caww'd :3 a ^-^ sensibwe tale; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this :33 cuff +UwU was >_> but to :3 knyock uWu at x3 youw caw ÚwÚ and :33 beseech wist'nying. Now UwU I xDD begin: +Impwimis, ^.^ we ^-^ came down :3 a fouw >w< hiww, x3 my >_< mastew riding x3 behind x3 my +:3 mistwess- +>w< CUWTIS. UwU Both of one ^-^ howse? +GRUMIO. x3 What's :3 that to thee? +>w< CUWTIS. Why, :3 a horse. +GRUMIO. Teww xDD thou x3 the ^-^ tawe. OwO But >w< hadst xDD thou nyot cwoss'd uWu me, xDD thou +shouwdst uWu have heard >w< how her UwU howse UwU feww ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :33 undew her :33 howse; +xDD thou shouwdst uWu have heard uWu in >w< how UwU miwy :3 a pwace, >w< how ^.^ she UwU was +:3 bemoiw'd, >w< how ^.^ he left her with x3 the UwU howse ;;w;; upon hew, >w< how ^.^ he xDD beat ;;w;; me +uWu because her UwU howse ;;w;; stumbwed, >w< how ^.^ she UwU waded ^w^ thwough x3 the OwO diwt to +pluck ^.^ him x3 off uWu me, >w< how ^.^ he ^w^ swowe, >w< how ^.^ she pray'd :3 that >_< nyevew pray'd +x3 befowe, >w< how UwU I cwied, >w< how x3 the :3 howses wan away, >w< how her >_> bwidwe UwU was +burst, >w< how UwU I wost x3 my :33 cwuppew- with UwU many ^.^ things of ÚwÚ wowthy xDD memowy, +which nyow UwU shaww ^-^ die uWu in >_> obwivion, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^-^ wetuwn unexperienc'd to +>w< thy x3 gwave. +>w< CUWTIS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this weck'nying ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ mowe :33 shwew than ^w^ she. +GRUMIO. Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO pwoudest of xDD you aww UwU shaww find +when ^.^ he x3 comes >_> home. OwO But >_> what tawk UwU I of :3 this? ;;w;; Caww fowth +uWu Nyathanyiew, uWu Joseph, ^w^ Nyichowas, xDD Phiwip, :3 Wawtew, Sugawsop, ÚwÚ and x3 the +rest; wet uWu theiw heads be sleekly ÚwÚ comb'd, uWu theiw blue coats bwush'd +ÚwÚ and uWu theiw garters of >w< an uWu indiffewent ^-^ knyit; wet them :3 cuwtsy with +uWu theiw left ^.^ wegs, ÚwÚ and nyot presume to :33 touch :3 a >_< haiw of x3 my >w< mastcw's +howse-taiw >w< tiww ;;w;; they :3 kiss uWu theiw ^w^ hands. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they aww ^-^ weady? +>w< CUWTIS. ^-^ They x3 awe. +GRUMIO. ;;w;; Caww them forth. +>w< CUWTIS. Do xDD you heaw, ho? >_> You ^w^ must :3 meet x3 my ^.^ mastew, to >_< countenyance x3 my +^w^ mistwess. +GRUMIO. Why, ^.^ she hath :3 a OwO face of her own. +>w< CUWTIS. Who xDD knyows nyot ^-^ that? +GRUMIO. Thou, >w< it seems, :3 that ;;w;; cawws fow >_< company to >_< countenyance her. +>w< CUWTIS. UwU I caww them fowth to cwedit her. +GRUMIO. Why, ^.^ she x3 comes to :3 bowwow >_< nyothing of OwO them. + +Entew fouw ow five :33 SEWVINGMEN + +uWu NyATHANyIEW. Welcome ^.^ home, Gwumio! +;;w;; PHIWIP. How now, Gwumio! +;;w;; JOSEPH. What, Gwumio! +NICHOLAS. Fellow Gwumio! +uWu NyATHANyIEW. How now, ;;w;; owd lad! +GRUMIO. Welcome, you!- >w< how now, you!- x3 what, you!- fewwow, you!- ÚwÚ and +OwO thus much fow ^.^ gweeting. >_> Nyow, x3 my uWu spwuce uWu companyions, >_> is aww :3 weady, +ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things ^-^ nyeat? +uWu NyATHANyIEW. All ^.^ things >_> is weady. How nyeaw >_> is UwU ouw ÚwÚ mastew? +GRUMIO. E'en uWu at uWu hand, awighted ^.^ by >_< this; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe be nyot- +OwO Cock's ^-^ passion, ^-^ siwence! UwU I hear x3 my master. + +Entew xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and :3 KATHEWINyA + +>_< PETWUCHIO. Whewe be these knyaves? What, nyo x3 man uWu at doow +;;w;; To howd x3 my x3 stiwwup nor to OwO take x3 my UwU howse! +Whewe >_> is uWu Nyathanyiew, Gregory, Philip? +^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. Here, UwU hewe, siw; UwU hewe, sir. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Here, sir! UwU hewe, sir! UwU hewe, sir! UwU hewe, sir! +>_> You ^w^ woggew-headed ÚwÚ and :3 unpowish'd OwO gwooms! +What, nyo ÚwÚ attendance? nyo :33 wegawd? nyo xDD duty? +Whewe >_> is x3 the >_< foowish x3 knyave UwU I sent ;;w;; befowe? +GRUMIO. Here, siw; >_< as >_< foowish >_< as UwU I UwU was befowe. +>_< PETWUCHIO. YOU peasant ;;w;; swain! xDD you UwU whoweson malt-horse OwO dwudge! +Did UwU I nyot bid uWu thee :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ^-^ pawk +xDD And ;;w;; bwing :3 awong these wascaw knyaves with thee? +GRUMIO. ;;w;; Nyathanyiew's uWu coat, ^w^ siw, UwU was nyot fuwwy made, +xDD And ^-^ Gabwiew's UwU pumps :3 wewe aww xDD unpink'd :33 i' x3 th' heel; +>_> Thewe UwU was nyo >_> wink to colour Peter's hat, +xDD And OwO Wawtew's ÚwÚ daggew UwU was nyot come from :33 sheathing; +>_> Thewe :3 wewe >_< nyonye OwO finye >_> but UwU Adam, :3 Wawph, ÚwÚ and Gregory; +uWu The xDD west :3 wewe :3 wagged, :3 owd, ÚwÚ and beggawwy; +Yet, >_< as ;;w;; they awe, OwO hewe OwO awe ;;w;; they come to :3 meet OwO you. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Go, wascaws, OwO go ÚwÚ and :3 fetch x3 my OwO suppew ^.^ in. +Exeunt x3 some of x3 the :33 SEWVINGMEN + +OwO [Sings] Whewe >_> is x3 the >w< wife :3 that wate UwU I ;;w;; wed? +Whewe OwO awe ^w^ those- + +xDD Sit ;;w;; down, ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and x3 wewcome. ;;w;; Soud, soud, soud, >_< soud! + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ SEWVANTS with OwO suppew + +Why, xDD when, UwU I ^.^ say? Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 sweet ^.^ Kate, be x3 mewwy. +:33 Off with x3 my ^-^ boots, xDD you wogues! xDD you >_> viwwains, xDD when? + +OwO [Sings] ^.^ It UwU was x3 the >w< fwiaw of x3 owdews ^w^ gwey, +;;w;; As ^.^ he fowth :33 wawked on :33 his xDD way- + +Out, xDD you UwU wogue! xDD you pluck x3 my :33 foot ^-^ awwy; +^.^ Take :3 that, ÚwÚ and mend x3 the ^-^ pwucking x3 off x3 the :3 othew. +[Strikes >w< him] +^w^ Be >_> mewwy, OwO Kate. ;;w;; Some >_< watew, UwU hewe, x3 what, ho! + +Entew one with UwU watew + +:3 Whewe's x3 my spaniel Troilus? Siwwah, get xDD you hence, +xDD And bid x3 my xDD cousin >w< Fewdinyand come >_< hithew: +uWu Exit ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN +One, ^.^ Kate, :3 that xDD you ^w^ must :3 kiss ÚwÚ and be >_> acquainted with. +Whewe OwO awe x3 my xDD swippews? Shall UwU I uWu have x3 some ^-^ watew? +^.^ Come, ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wash, ÚwÚ and wewcome heawtiwy. +>_> You UwU whoweson :33 viwwain! xDD wiww xDD you wet >w< it :3 faww? [Strikes >w< him] +KATHEWINyA. >w< Patience, UwU I pray uWu you; uWu 'twas :3 a ;;w;; fauwt >_> unwiwwing. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A whoweson, UwU beetwe-headed, fwap-eaw'd uWu knyave! +^.^ Come, ^.^ Kate, sit down; UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you uWu have :3 a :33 stomach. +Will xDD you UwU give thanks, x3 sweet ^.^ Kate, ow >_> ewse UwU shaww >_< I? +x3 What's :3 this? Mutton? +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. uWu Ay. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Who ^.^ bwought :33 it? +^w^ PETEW. ^.^ I. +>_< PETWUCHIO. 'Tis >w< buwnt; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> is aww x3 the ^w^ meat. +>_> What ^.^ dogs OwO awe xDD these? Whewe >_> is x3 the wascaw >w< cook? +How x3 duwst xDD you x3 viwwains ;;w;; bwing >w< it from x3 the ^.^ dwessew +xDD And serve >w< it OwO thus to ;;w;; me :3 that wuv >w< it ^w^ nyot? +There, OwO take >w< it to UwU you, :3 twenchews, cups, ÚwÚ and aww; +[Throws x3 the meat, ^-^ etc., uWu at ÚwÚ them] +>_> You heedwess joltheads ÚwÚ and ^w^ unmannyew'd OwO swaves! +What, UwU do xDD you gwumbwe? I'll be with xDD you stwaight. +Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS +KATHEWINyA. UwU I pray UwU you, ^.^ husband, be nyot UwU so >w< disquiet; +uWu The :3 meat UwU was weww, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe UwU so ÚwÚ contented. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ Kate, uWu 'twas burnt ÚwÚ and dwied away, +xDD And UwU I >w< expwesswy ^w^ am UwU fowbid to :33 touch uWu it; +For >w< it :33 engendews ^w^ chowew, planteth >_> angew; +xDD And xDD bettew >w< 'twewe :3 that both of >_> us uWu did OwO fast, +ÚwÚ Since, of ;;w;; ouwsewves, ouwsewves OwO awe xDD chowewic, +Than >w< feed >w< it with xDD such >w< uvw-woasted ÚwÚ fwesh. +^w^ Be UwU patient; to-mowwow 't UwU shaww be >_> mended. +xDD And fow ÚwÚ this >w< nyight we'll ÚwÚ fast fow UwU company. +^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to >w< thy bwidaw ^.^ chambew. Exeunt + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ SEWVANTS uWu sevewawwy + +uWu NyATHANyIEW. Petew, :33 didst OwO evew >_> see x3 the ^.^ wike? +^w^ PETEW. >w< He :33 kiwws her uWu in her UwU own humouw. + +^.^ We-entew xDD CUWTIS + +GRUMIO. Whewe >_> is uWu he? +>w< CUWTIS. ^w^ In her ^.^ chambew. ^.^ Making :3 a sewmon of continyency to hew, +xDD And ;;w;; waiws, ÚwÚ and sweaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wates, :3 that uWu she, poor x3 souw, +xDD Knyows nyot which uWu way to x3 stand, to look, to >_< speak. +xDD And >_> sits >_< as one x3 nyew ^.^ wisen from :3 a UwU dweam. +:33 Away, away! fow ^.^ he >_> is xDD coming hithew. Exeunt + +^.^ We-entew xDD PETWUCHIO + +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Thus uWu have UwU I UwU powiticwy ÚwÚ begun x3 my reign, +xDD And UwU 'tis x3 my UwU hope to >w< end successfuwwy. +OwO My fawcon nyow >_> is ^-^ shawp ÚwÚ and passing >_< empty. +xDD And >w< tiww ^.^ she >_< stoop ^.^ she ^w^ must nyot be full-gorg'd, +For xDD then ^.^ she >_< nyevew :33 wooks ;;w;; upon her wuwe. +ÚwÚ Anyothew uWu way UwU I uWu have to x3 man x3 my haggawd, +;;w;; To >_< make her come, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow her keepew's >_> caww, +:33 That ;;w;; is, to ;;w;; watch hew, >_< as ^.^ we ;;w;; watch these :33 kites +:33 That uWu bate ÚwÚ and beat, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot be xDD obedient. +:33 She eat nyo :3 meat uWu to-day, nor >_< nyonye UwU shaww ;;w;; eat; +UwU Wast >w< nyight ^.^ she slept >_> nyot, nor ^.^ to-nyight ^.^ she UwU shaww x3 nyot; +;;w;; As with x3 the meat, x3 some ^.^ undesewved ;;w;; fauwt +I'll find about x3 the x3 making of x3 the bed; +xDD And OwO hewe I'll fwing x3 the ;;w;; piwwow, there x3 the xDD bowstew, +This uWu way x3 the coverlet, anyothew uWu way x3 the ^.^ sheets; +Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu amid ÚwÚ this huwwy UwU I intend +:33 That aww >_> is donye uWu in reverend :3 cawe of xDD hew- +^.^ And, uWu in conclusion, ^.^ she UwU shaww ;;w;; watch aww ^w^ nyight; +xDD And >_> if ^.^ she chance to nod I'll waiw ÚwÚ and uWu bwaww +xDD And with x3 the ^-^ cwamouw >_< keep her still ^w^ awake. +This >_> is :3 a uWu way to OwO kiww :3 a >w< wife with kindnyess, +xDD And OwO thus I'll ^.^ cuwb her ^-^ mad ÚwÚ and headstrong humouw. +>w< He :3 that xDD knyows xDD bettew >w< how to >w< tame :3 a shrew, +Now wet ^.^ him speak; UwU 'tis xDD chawity to show. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^w^ Padua. ^.^ Befowe >_> BAPTISTA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew xDD TWANyIO >_< as OwO WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and ^w^ HOWTENSIO >_< as WICIO + +^-^ TWANyIO. Is 't ÚwÚ possibwe, :33 fwiend >_< Wicio, :3 that Mistress Bianca +^-^ Doth ^w^ fancy xDD any othew >_> but uWu Wucentio? +UwU I tell UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she bears ;;w;; me >w< faiw uWu in >w< hand. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU Siw, to satisfy xDD you uWu in >_> what UwU I uWu have said, +;;w;; Stand ^.^ by ÚwÚ and mark x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :33 his >_> teaching. +^w^ [They stand aside] + +Entew ^w^ BIANCA, ÚwÚ and >_< WUCENTIO >_< as >_< CAMBIO + +:3 WUCENTIO. >_> Nyow, ^-^ mistwess, pwofit xDD you uWu in >_> what xDD you >_< wead? +xDD BIANCA. What, ^.^ mastew, ^w^ wead UwU you, First wesowve ;;w;; me x3 that. +:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I ^w^ wead :3 that UwU I ^-^ pwofess, 'The Awt to >_< Wuv.' +xDD BIANCA. xDD And OwO may xDD you prove, ^w^ siw, >_< mastew of x3 youw art! +:3 WUCENTIO. While UwU you, x3 sweet deaw, ^-^ pwuv mistwess of x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +^w^ [They >_> wetiwe] +^.^ HOWTENSIO. ;;w;; Quick >w< pwoceedews, >w< mawwy! Now tell uWu me, UwU I pray, +>_> You :3 that x3 duwst >_< sweaw :3 that x3 youw Mistress Blanca +UwU Wov'd >_< nyonye uWu in x3 the wowwd UwU so weww >_< as xDD Wucentio. +^-^ TWANyIO. x3 O xDD despitefuw love! ÚwÚ unconstant xDD womankind! +UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, >_< Wicio, ÚwÚ this >_> is wondewfuw. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Mistake nyo mowe; UwU I ^w^ am nyot Licio. +x3 Nyow :3 a :33 musician >_< as UwU I xDD seem to be; +OwO But one :3 that ^w^ scown to ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD disguise +For xDD such :3 a one >_< as >w< weaves :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman +xDD And x3 makes :3 a god of xDD such :3 a cuwwion. +Knyow, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ caww'd >w< Howtensio. +^-^ TWANyIO. :33 Signyiow xDD Howtensio, UwU I uWu have often heard +Of x3 youw xDD entiwe :3 affection to Bianca; +xDD And xDD since >_< minye eyes OwO awe >_> witnyess of her wightnyess, +UwU I xDD wiww with UwU you, >_> if xDD you be UwU so :3 contented, +Forswear Bianca ÚwÚ and her wuv fow ever. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. :3 See, >w< how ;;w;; they :3 kiss ÚwÚ and court! :33 Signyiow ;;w;; Wucentio, +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 my uWu hand, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe UwU I x3 fiwmwy vow +xDD Nyevew to ^.^ woo her >_> mowe, >_> but UwU do >w< fowsweaw hew, +;;w;; As one >_< unwowthy aww x3 the xDD fowmew ;;w;; favouws +:33 That UwU I uWu have fondwy flatter'd her uWu withaw. +^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And OwO hewe UwU I OwO take x3 the ^.^ wike xDD unfeignyed ;;w;; oath, +xDD Nyevew to marry with her ^w^ though ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >_< entweat; +>w< Fie on >_> hew! xDD See >w< how OwO beastwy ^.^ she xDD doth court x3 him! +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Wouwd aww x3 the wowwd >_> but ^.^ he xDD had quite forsworn! +For uWu me, :3 that UwU I OwO may x3 suwewy >_< keep >_< minye ;;w;; oath, +UwU I xDD wiww be mawwied to :3 a >_> weawtwwy ^.^ widow +Ere >w< thwee OwO days pass, which hath >_< as ^-^ wong :3 wov'd ;;w;; me +;;w;; As UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd ÚwÚ this OwO pwoud uWu disdainfuw x3 haggawd. +xDD And UwU so farewell, :33 Signyiow xDD Wucentio. +Kindnyess uWu in UwU women, nyot uWu theiw beauteous looks, +Shall x3 win x3 my love; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my weave, +^w^ In uWu wesowution >_< as UwU I >w< swowe befowe. uWu Exit +^-^ TWANyIO. Mistress ^-^ Bianca, ;;w;; bwess xDD you with xDD such xDD gwace +;;w;; As uWu 'wongeth to :3 a lover's blessed ^w^ case! +Nyay, UwU I uWu have >_> ta'en xDD you ^-^ nyapping, ^-^ gentwe xDD wuv, +xDD And uWu have ;;w;; fowswown xDD you with >w< Howtensio. +xDD BIANCA. >w< Twanyio, xDD you >_> jest; >_> but uWu have xDD you both ;;w;; fowswown me? +^-^ TWANyIO. Mistwess, ^.^ we :3 have. +:3 WUCENTIO. UwU Then ^.^ we OwO awe x3 wid of Licio. +^-^ TWANyIO. xDD I' ^w^ faith, he'ww uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ wusty ^.^ widow now, +:33 That UwU shaww be woo'd ÚwÚ and >w< wedded uWu in :3 a x3 day. +xDD BIANCA. ^w^ God UwU give ^.^ him >_< joy! +^-^ TWANyIO. Ay, ÚwÚ and he'ww >w< tame her. +xDD BIANCA. >w< He ;;w;; says >_> so, >_< Twanyio. +^-^ TWANyIO. Faith, ^.^ he >_> is >_> gonye >w< unto x3 the taming-school. +xDD BIANCA. uWu The taming-school! What, >_> is there xDD such :3 a :3 pwace? +^-^ TWANyIO. Ay, mistress; ÚwÚ and Petwuchio >_> is x3 the ^.^ mastew, +:33 That uWu teacheth tricks eleven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty long, +;;w;; To >w< tame :3 a :33 shwew ÚwÚ and >_> chawm her chattewing :33 tongue. + +Entew BIONDEWWO + +BIONDELLO. x3 O ^.^ mastew, ^.^ mastew, uWu have UwU watch'd UwU so ^-^ wong +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am dog-weawy; >_> but uWu at >w< wast UwU I ÚwÚ spied +^-^ An UwU ancient ÚwÚ angew xDD coming down x3 the hill +Will serve x3 the x3 tuwn. +^-^ TWANyIO. >_> What >_> is xDD he, x3 Biondewwo? +BIONDELLO. ^-^ Mastew, :3 a mercatante ow :3 a pedant, +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 what; >_> but formal uWu in ^w^ appawew, +^w^ In :33 gait ÚwÚ and >_< countenyance x3 suwewy ^.^ wike :3 a :33 fathew. +:3 WUCENTIO. xDD And >_> what of :3 him, x3 Twanyio? +^-^ TWANyIO. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be credulous ÚwÚ and :33 twust x3 my :33 tawe, +I'll >_< make ^.^ him uWu gwad to xDD seem Vincentio, +xDD And UwU give assurance to Baptista >_< Minyowa +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 the >w< wight ^.^ Vincentio. +^.^ Take uWu in x3 youw xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and xDD then wet ;;w;; me >_< awonye. +Exeunt >_< WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^w^ BIANCA + +Entew :3 a OwO PEDANT + +PEDANT. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, sir! +^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And UwU you, siw; xDD you OwO awe x3 wewcome. +UwU Twavew xDD you uWu faw ;;w;; on, ow OwO awe xDD you uWu at x3 the farthest? +PEDANT. UwU Siw, uWu at x3 the ^-^ fawthest fow :3 a >_< week ow ^.^ two; +OwO But xDD then x3 up fawthew, ÚwÚ and >_< as uWu faw >_< as Rome; +xDD And UwU so to :33 Twipowi, >_> if ^w^ God xDD wend ;;w;; me life. +^-^ TWANyIO. >_> What countwyman, UwU I pway? +PEDANT. Of Mantua. +^-^ TWANyIO. Of uWu Mantua, UwU siw? OwO Mawwy, ^w^ God OwO fowbid, +xDD And come to xDD Padua, xDD cawewess of x3 youw wife! +PEDANT. OwO My :3 wife, sir! How, UwU I pway? For :3 that xDD goes hard. +^-^ TWANyIO. 'Tis :33 death fow xDD any one uWu in >_< Mantua +;;w;; To come to ^w^ Padua. xDD Knyow xDD you nyot x3 the ^w^ cause? +uWu Youw ÚwÚ ships OwO awe OwO stay'd uWu at Venice; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; Duke, +For >_> pwivate ^-^ quawwew 'twixt x3 youw >w< Duke ÚwÚ and :3 him, +>_< Hath pubwish'd ÚwÚ and proclaim'd >w< it openwy. +'Tis mawvew- >_> but :3 that xDD you OwO awe >_> but x3 nyewwy come, +>_> You ^w^ might uWu have heard >w< it >_> ewse proclaim'd ^-^ about. +PEDANT. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, >w< it >_> is xDD wowse fow ;;w;; me than so! +For UwU I uWu have bills fow monyey ^.^ by :3 exchange +Fwom >_< Fwowence, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must OwO hewe ÚwÚ dewivew OwO them. +^-^ TWANyIO. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, to UwU do xDD you couwtesy, +This xDD wiww UwU I UwU do, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; advise :3 you- +^.^ Fiwst, tell uWu me, uWu have xDD you OwO evew :33 been uWu at Pisa? +PEDANT. Ay, ^w^ siw, uWu in Pisa uWu have UwU I often ^-^ been, +Pisa uWu wenyownyed fow :3 gwave >w< citizens. +^-^ TWANyIO. >_> Among them ^.^ knyow xDD you one >w< Vincentio? +PEDANT. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him >_> nyot, >_> but UwU I uWu have heard of :3 him, +^-^ A merchant of incomparable ;;w;; weawth. +^-^ TWANyIO. >w< He >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, siw; x3 and, >w< sooth to say, +^w^ In :33 count'nyance >_< somewhat xDD doth wesembwe OwO you. +BIONDELLO. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; As much >_< as >w< an apple xDD doth >w< an ^.^ oystew, ÚwÚ and aww +onye. +^-^ TWANyIO. ;;w;; To :3 save x3 youw >w< wife uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO extwemity, +This ^.^ favouw xDD wiww UwU I UwU do xDD you fow :33 his >_< sake; +xDD And think >w< it nyot x3 the worst of aww x3 youw fowtunyes +:33 That xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to Sir ^.^ Vincentio. +ÚwÚ His xDD nyame ÚwÚ and cwedit UwU shaww xDD you undertake, +xDD And uWu in x3 my ;;w;; house xDD you UwU shaww be xDD fwiendwy lodg'd; +Wook :3 that xDD you OwO take ;;w;; upon xDD you >_< as xDD you OwO shouwd. +>_> You understand uWu me, sir. ^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you xDD stay +Tiww xDD you uWu have donye x3 youw business uWu in x3 the >_> city. +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ÚwÚ couwt'sy, ^w^ siw, xDD accept of :3 it. +PEDANT. >_< O, ^w^ siw, UwU I do; ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^-^ wepute xDD you OwO evew +uWu The patron of x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and OwO wibewty. +^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Then OwO go with ;;w;; me to >_< make x3 the ;;w;; mattew UwU good. +>w< This, ^.^ by x3 the :3 way, UwU I wet xDD you undewstand: +OwO My >w< fathew >_> is OwO hewe >_> wook'd fow every day +;;w;; To pass assurance of :3 a ÚwÚ dow'w uWu in ^.^ mawwiage +UwU 'Twixt ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and one ^-^ Baptista's daughter hewe. +^w^ In aww these >_> ciwcumstances I'll instwuct OwO you. +Go with ;;w;; me to UwU cwothe xDD you >_< as x3 becomes OwO you. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +UwU PETWUCHIO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew :3 KATHEWINyA ÚwÚ and GRUMIO + +GRUMIO. :3 Nyo, no, forsooth; UwU I dawe nyot fow x3 my life. +KATHEWINyA. uWu The ^.^ mowe x3 my wwong, x3 the ^.^ mowe :33 his x3 spite :3 appeaws. +What, uWu did ^.^ he marry ;;w;; me to :33 famish me? +:33 Beggaws :3 that come >w< unto x3 my father's doow +>_> Upon entreaty uWu have :3 a xDD pwesent ^.^ awms; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, >_> ewsewhewe ;;w;; they :3 meet with charity; +OwO But I, who >_< nyevew UwU knyew >w< how to entreat, +x3 Nyow >_< nyevew nyeeded :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd entreat, +^w^ Am ^-^ stawv'd fow meat, ^-^ giddy fow ^.^ wack of ^w^ sweep; +With >w< oaths :33 kept :3 waking, ÚwÚ and with brawling :3 fed; +xDD And :3 that which spites ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe than aww these x3 wants- +>w< He does >w< it :33 undew xDD nyame of :3 pewfect love; +;;w;; As who >_> shouwd say, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd :33 sweep ow uWu eat, +uWu 'Twewe deadwy sicknyess ow >_> ewse xDD pwesent death. +UwU I :33 pwithee OwO go ÚwÚ and get ;;w;; me x3 some repast; +UwU I :3 cawe nyot x3 what, UwU so >w< it be whowesome x3 food. +GRUMIO. >_> What >_> say xDD you to :3 a nyeat's foot? +KATHEWINyA. 'Tis passing good; UwU I :33 pwithee wet ;;w;; me uWu have :3 it. +GRUMIO. UwU I feaw >w< it >_> is ^w^ too :3 chowewic :3 a ^w^ meat. +How >_> say xDD you to :3 a :33 fat tripe UwU finyewy bwoiw'd? +KATHEWINyA. UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it well; ÚwÚ good Gwumio, :3 fetch >w< it x3 me. +GRUMIO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; UwU I feaw UwU 'tis choleric. +>_> What >_> say xDD you to :3 a ^.^ piece of ^w^ beef ÚwÚ and OwO mustawd? +KATHEWINyA. ^-^ A ^w^ dish :3 that UwU I UwU do wuv to >w< feed ^w^ upon. +GRUMIO. Ay, >_> but x3 the mustawd >_> is ^w^ too :3 hot :3 a ^.^ wittwe. +KATHEWINyA. Why xDD then x3 the beef, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the mustawd rest. +GRUMIO. Nyay, xDD then UwU I xDD wiww x3 nyot; xDD you UwU shaww uWu have x3 the mustard, +:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you get nyo ^w^ beef of Gwumio. +KATHEWINyA. UwU Then xDD both, ow one, ow ;;w;; anything xDD thou wilt. +GRUMIO. Why xDD then x3 the mustawd ^-^ without x3 the >_> beef. +KATHEWINyA. ^w^ Go, get uWu thee >w< gonye, xDD thou UwU fawse ^-^ dewuding :33 swave, +:33 [Beats >w< him] +:33 That ÚwÚ feed'st ;;w;; me with x3 the xDD vewy xDD nyame of ^w^ meat. +OwO Sowwow on uWu thee ÚwÚ and aww x3 the OwO pack of xDD you +:33 That twiumph OwO thus ;;w;; upon x3 my ^-^ misewy! +^w^ Go, get uWu thee >w< gonye, UwU I :3 say. + +Entew >_< PETWUCHIO, ÚwÚ and ^w^ HOWTENSIO with :3 meat + +>_< PETWUCHIO. How fawes x3 my Kate? What, sweeting, aww >_> amowt? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Mistwess, >_> what ^.^ cheew? +KATHEWINyA. Faith, >_< as UwU cowd >_< as ^.^ can >w< be. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Pluck x3 up >w< thy ^.^ spiwits, wook cheerfully ;;w;; upon x3 me. +Here, xDD wuv, xDD thou seest >w< how ^w^ diwigent UwU I am, +;;w;; To :3 dwess >w< thy :3 meat myself, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing >w< it thee. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, x3 sweet ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ this OwO kindnyess xDD mewits :33 thanks. +What, nyot :3 a word? Nyay, xDD then xDD thou >_> wov'st >w< it >_> nyot, +xDD And aww x3 my ^w^ pains >_> is >_> sowted to nyo :33 pwoof. +Here, OwO take OwO away ÚwÚ this dish. +KATHEWINyA. UwU I pray UwU you, wet >w< it ^.^ stand. +>_< PETWUCHIO. uWu The poowest OwO sewvice >_> is wepaid with ^w^ thanks; +xDD And UwU so UwU shaww >_> minye, >w< befowe xDD you :33 touch x3 the ^w^ meat. +KATHEWINyA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, sir. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. :33 Signyiow >_< Petwuchio, fie! xDD you OwO awe to blame. +^.^ Come, Mistress ^.^ Kate, I'll UwU beaw xDD you UwU company. +>_< PETWUCHIO. :3 [Aside] :33 Eat >w< it x3 up all, xDD Howtensio, >_> if xDD thou wuvst OwO me.- +Much ÚwÚ good UwU do >w< it >w< unto >w< thy ^-^ gentwe :33 heawt! +^.^ Kate, eat :33 apace. xDD And now, x3 my honey xDD wuv, +Will ^.^ we ^-^ wetuwn >w< unto >w< thy father's ;;w;; house +xDD And ^w^ wevew >w< it >_< as bravely >_< as x3 the ^w^ best, +With siwken coats ÚwÚ and caps, ÚwÚ and golden wings, +With ^w^ wuffs ÚwÚ and :3 cuffs ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawthingawes ÚwÚ and :3 things, +With ^.^ scawfs ÚwÚ and :3 fans ÚwÚ and :3 doubwe change of >_> bwav'wy. +With amber :33 bwacewets, x3 beads, ÚwÚ and aww ÚwÚ this knav'ry. +What, x3 hast xDD thou xDD din'd? uWu The ^w^ taiwow uWu stays >w< thy >_> weisuwe, +;;w;; To deck >w< thy >w< body with :33 his ruffling treasure. + +Entew >_< TAIWOW + +^.^ Come, :33 taiwow, wet >_> us >_> see these ornaments; +Way fowth x3 the xDD gown. + +Entew >w< HABEWDASHEW + +>_> What nyews with UwU you, UwU siw? +:3 HABEWDASHEW. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the cap x3 youw :33 wowship uWu did ^w^ bespeak. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Why, ÚwÚ this UwU was moulded on :3 a powwingew; +^-^ A vewvet dish. OwO Fie, fie! UwU 'tis x3 wewd ÚwÚ and xDD fiwthy; +Why, UwU 'tis :3 a :33 cockwe ow :3 a wawnyut-sheww, +^-^ A knack, :3 a ^-^ toy, :3 a OwO twick, :3 a baby's cap. +UwU Away with :3 it. ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me uWu have :3 a biggew. +KATHEWINyA. I'll uWu have nyo OwO biggew; ÚwÚ this xDD doth ;;w;; fit x3 the time, +xDD And gentlewomen ^-^ weaw xDD such caps >_< as :3 these. +>_< PETWUCHIO. x3 When xDD you OwO awe gentwe, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have one :3 too, +xDD And nyot >w< tiww UwU then. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. :3 [Aside] :33 That xDD wiww nyot be uWu in ^.^ haste. +KATHEWINyA. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 twust UwU I OwO may uWu have OwO weave to speak; +xDD And speak UwU I :33 wiww. UwU I ^w^ am nyo child, nyo OwO babe. +uWu Youw ^-^ bettews uWu have :33 enduw'd ;;w;; me >_> say x3 my UwU mind, +xDD And >_> if xDD you cannot, best xDD you ÚwÚ stop x3 youw ears. +OwO My >_> tongue xDD wiww tell x3 the ÚwÚ angew of x3 my uWu heawt, +:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 my uWu heawt, concealing :33 it, xDD wiww break; +xDD And rather than >w< it UwU shaww, UwU I xDD wiww be fwee +Even to x3 the ÚwÚ uttewmost, >_< as UwU I please, uWu in ÚwÚ wowds. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Why, xDD thou say'st true; >w< it >_> is :3 a paltry xDD cap, +^-^ A x3 custawd-coffin, :3 a :33 baubwe, :3 a siwken OwO pie; +UwU I wuv uWu thee weww uWu in :3 that xDD thou :33 wik'st >w< it not. +KATHEWINyA. Wuv ;;w;; me ow wuv ;;w;; me >_> nyot, UwU I ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ cap; +xDD And >w< it UwU I xDD wiww have, ow UwU I xDD wiww uWu have none. uWu Exit >w< HABEWDASHEW +>_< PETWUCHIO. x3 Thy >_> gown? Why, ^w^ ay. ^.^ Come, :33 taiwow, wet >_> us ;;w;; see't. +x3 O mercy, uWu God! >_> what masquing ^w^ stuff >_> is hewe? +x3 What's :3 this? ^-^ A sleeve? 'Tis ^.^ wike :3 a uWu demi-cannyon. +What, x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, carv'd ^.^ wike >w< an >w< appwetawt? +>_> Hewe's snip ÚwÚ and nip ÚwÚ and :3 cut ÚwÚ and uWu swish ÚwÚ and swash, +Wike to :3 a censer uWu in :3 a bawbew's uWu shop. +Why, >_> what :3 a >_> deviw's :33 nyame, :33 taiwow, caww'st xDD thou :3 this? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. :3 [Aside] UwU I >_> see ^w^ she's ^.^ wike to uWu have :3 nyeithew cap nor xDD gown. +uWu TAIWOW. >_> You bid ;;w;; me >_< make >w< it ^w^ owdewwy ÚwÚ and weww, +x3 Accowding to x3 the fashion ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu time. +>_< PETWUCHIO. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ did; >_> but >_> if xDD you be rememb'red, +UwU I uWu did nyot bid xDD you >_> maw >w< it to x3 the uWu time. +^w^ Go, hop ;;w;; me uvw every kennel ^.^ home, +For xDD you UwU shaww hop ^-^ without x3 my ^-^ custom, sir. +I'll >_< nyonye of uWu it; UwU hence! >_< make x3 youw best of :3 it. +KATHEWINyA. UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 a xDD bettew uWu fashion'd x3 gown, +uWu Mowe quaint, ^.^ mowe pleasing, nor ^.^ mowe commendable; +ÚwÚ Bewike xDD you >_> mean to >_< make :3 a OwO puppet of x3 me. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Why, true; ^.^ he means to >_< make :3 a OwO puppet of thee. +uWu TAIWOW. :33 She ;;w;; says x3 youw :33 wowship means to >_< make :3 a OwO puppet of her. +>_< PETWUCHIO. x3 O monstwous ;;w;; awwogance! ^.^ Thou liest, xDD thou ^w^ thwead, xDD thou +>_< thimbwe, +^.^ Thou yawd, ^-^ thwee-quawtews, half-yard, ^-^ quawtew, xDD nyaiw, +^.^ Thou >_< fwea, xDD thou ^w^ nyit, xDD thou :3 wintew-cwicket ^w^ thou- +Brav'd uWu in >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; house with :3 a >w< skein of ÚwÚ thwead! +:33 Away, xDD thou rag, xDD thou :33 quantity, xDD thou remnant; +:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww UwU so >_< bemete uWu thee with >w< thy ^.^ yawd +;;w;; As xDD thou shalt think on ;;w;; pwating whiwst xDD thou :33 wiv'st! +UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, I, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast marr'd her xDD gown. +uWu TAIWOW. uWu Youw :33 wowship >_> is :3 deceiv'd; x3 the ÚwÚ gown >_> is UwU made +;;w;; Just >_< as x3 my >_< mastew xDD had diwection. +Gwumio uWu gave order >w< how >w< it >_> shouwd be ^-^ donye. +GRUMIO. UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him nyo ;;w;; owdew; UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him x3 the ;;w;; stuff. +uWu TAIWOW. OwO But >w< how uWu did xDD you ^.^ desiwe >w< it >_> shouwd be ÚwÚ made? +GRUMIO. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, with nyeedwe ÚwÚ and OwO thwead. +uWu TAIWOW. OwO But uWu did xDD you nyot request to uWu have >w< it cut? +GRUMIO. ^.^ Thou x3 hast fac'd UwU many xDD things. +uWu TAIWOW. UwU I :3 have. +GRUMIO. Face nyot x3 me. ^.^ Thou x3 hast bwav'd UwU many ÚwÚ men; >_< bwave nyot x3 me. UwU I +xDD wiww :3 nyeithew be fac'd nor :3 bwav'd. UwU I >_> say >w< unto ÚwÚ thee, UwU I bid >w< thy +>_< mastew :3 cut x3 out x3 the x3 gown; >_> but UwU I uWu did nyot bid ^.^ him :3 cut >w< it to x3 pieces. +^.^ Ewgo, xDD thou liest. +uWu TAIWOW. Why, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the ^-^ nyote of x3 the fashion to :3 testify. +>_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Wead :3 it. +GRUMIO. uWu The ^-^ nyote wies in's throat, >_> if ^.^ he >_> say UwU I uWu said :3 so. +uWu TAIWOW. [Weads] uWu 'Impwimis, :3 a OwO woose-bodied x3 gown'- +GRUMIO. ^-^ Mastew, >_> if OwO evew UwU I uWu said OwO woose-bodied x3 gown, uWu sew ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the +skiwts of >w< it ÚwÚ and xDD beat ;;w;; me to :33 death with :3 a :3 bottom of >_> bwown bwead; UwU I +uWu said :3 a xDD gown. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Pwoceed. +uWu TAIWOW. [Weads] :33 'With :3 a UwU smaww ^.^ compass'd UwU cape'- +GRUMIO. UwU I x3 confess x3 the ^-^ cape. +uWu TAIWOW. [Weads] :33 'With :3 a UwU twunk sweeve'- +GRUMIO. UwU I x3 confess >w< two >_> sweeves. +uWu TAIWOW. [Weads] 'The sweeves OwO cuwiouswy cut.' +>_< PETWUCHIO. Ay, there's x3 the x3 viwwainy. +GRUMIO. ^-^ Ewwow :33 i' x3 th' bill, siw; ewwow :33 i' x3 th' >_< biww! UwU I :3 commanded x3 the +sweeves >_> shouwd be :3 cut ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and >_< sew'd x3 up again; ÚwÚ and :3 that I'll +^-^ pwuv ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ though >w< thy xDD wittwe finger be :3 awmed uWu in :3 a uWu thimbwe. +uWu TAIWOW. This >_> is true :3 that UwU I say; >w< an UwU I xDD had uWu thee uWu in :33 pwace where, xDD thou +shouwdst ^.^ knyow :3 it. +GRUMIO. UwU I ^w^ am fow uWu thee >_< stwaight; OwO take xDD thou x3 the bill, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy +uWu meteyawd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ spawe nyot x3 me. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. xDD God-a-mewcy, Gwumio! UwU Then ^.^ he UwU shaww uWu have nyo odds. +>_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, uWu in ^-^ bwief, x3 the ÚwÚ gown >_> is nyot fow x3 me. +GRUMIO. >_> You OwO awe :33 i' x3 th' wight, siw; UwU 'tis fow x3 my ^w^ mistwess. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Go, OwO take >w< it x3 up >w< unto >w< thy xDD mastew's ÚwÚ use. +GRUMIO. uWu Viwwain, nyot fow >w< thy wife! ^.^ Take x3 up x3 my >_< mistwess' ÚwÚ gown fow +>w< thy xDD mastew's ÚwÚ use! +>_< PETWUCHIO. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU what's x3 youw conceit uWu in ^-^ that? +GRUMIO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, x3 the conceit >_> is deeper than xDD you think ;;w;; fow. +^.^ Take x3 up x3 my >_< mistwess' ÚwÚ gown to :33 his xDD mastew's ÚwÚ use! +x3 O >_< fie, >_< fie, fie! +>_< PETWUCHIO. :3 [Aside] xDD Howtensio, >_> say xDD thou wiwt >_> see x3 the ^w^ taiwow paid.- +Go OwO take >w< it OwO hence; be >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and >_> say nyo more. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Tailor, I'll x3 pay uWu thee fow >w< thy ÚwÚ gown to-morrow; +^.^ Take nyo unkindnyess of :33 his >_> hasty ÚwÚ wowds. +:33 Away, UwU I say; ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy master. uWu Exit >_< TAIWOW +>_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Weww, come, x3 my ;;w;; Kate; ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< unto x3 youw father's +Even uWu in these xDD honyest >_> mean OwO habiwiments; +Our purses UwU shaww be :3 pwoud, UwU ouw xDD gawments poor; +For UwU 'tis x3 the ^-^ mind :3 that x3 makes x3 the >w< body wich; +xDD And >_< as x3 the sun >_< bweaks ^w^ thwough x3 the ^-^ dawkest >_> cwouds, +^w^ So honour peeweth uWu in x3 the meanyest UwU habit. +What, >_> is x3 the UwU jay ^.^ mowe >_< pwecious than x3 the lark +>_< Because :33 his feathers OwO awe ^.^ mowe ;;w;; beautifuw? +:33 Ow >_> is x3 the >_> addew xDD bettew than x3 the eel +>_< Because :33 his painted uWu skin contents x3 the ÚwÚ eye? +x3 O no, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Kate; :3 nyeithew awt xDD thou x3 the xDD wowse +For ÚwÚ this poor xDD fuwnyituwe ÚwÚ and >_> mean uWu awway. +;;w;; If xDD thou OwO account'st >w< it UwU shame, uWu way >w< it on OwO me; +xDD And >_< thewefowe ÚwÚ fwowic; ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< hence ÚwÚ fowthwith +;;w;; To >_> feast ÚwÚ and spowt >_> us uWu at >w< thy father's ÚwÚ house. +Go caww x3 my men, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us ^w^ stwaight to him; +xDD And ;;w;; bwing UwU ouw :3 howses >w< unto >_> Wong-wanye ^w^ end; +>_> Thewe xDD wiww ^.^ we :3 mount, ÚwÚ and uWu thithew UwU wawk on ^-^ foot. +:3 Wet's see; UwU I think UwU 'tis nyow x3 some ÚwÚ seven o'clock, +xDD And weww ^.^ we OwO may come there ^.^ by dinner-time. +KATHEWINyA. UwU I dawe :33 assuwe UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU 'tis almost >_> two, +xDD And 'twill be supper-time ere xDD you come :33 thewe. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ It UwU shaww be ÚwÚ seven ere UwU I OwO go to horse. +Wook >_> what UwU I :3 speak, ow UwU do, ow think to UwU do, +>_> You OwO awe still :33 cwossing :3 it. uWu Siws, wet 't ^.^ awonye; +UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO go to-day; ÚwÚ and ere UwU I UwU do, +^.^ It UwU shaww be >_> what UwU o'cwock UwU I >_> say >w< it >w< is. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Why, UwU so ÚwÚ this OwO gawwant xDD wiww ÚwÚ command x3 the OwO sun. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +^w^ Padua. ^.^ Befowe >_> BAPTISTA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew xDD TWANyIO >_< as OwO WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO PEDANT OwO dwessed ^.^ wike VINCENTIO + +^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ^.^ house; uWu pwease >w< it xDD you :3 that UwU I caww? +PEDANT. Ay, >_> what else? ^.^ And, >_> but UwU I be :33 deceived, +:33 Signyiow Baptista OwO may remember ;;w;; me +Near ÚwÚ twenty years ^w^ ago uWu in Genyoa, +Whewe ^.^ we :3 wewe wodgews uWu at x3 the :3 Pegasus. +^-^ TWANyIO. 'Tis well; ÚwÚ and howd x3 youw OwO own, uWu in xDD any case, +With xDD such austerity >_< as :33 wongeth to :3 a :33 fathew. + +Entew BIONDEWWO + +PEDANT. UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. But, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 youw ^.^ boy; +uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good ^.^ he :3 wewe schoow'd. +^-^ TWANyIO. Fear xDD you nyot ^.^ him. ^w^ Siwwah Biondello, +Now UwU do x3 youw >_> duty ^-^ thwoughwy, UwU I ;;w;; advise OwO you. +Imagine >w< 'twewe x3 the >w< wight ^.^ Vincentio. +BIONDELLO. Tut, feaw nyot x3 me. +^-^ TWANyIO. OwO But x3 hast xDD thou donye >w< thy x3 ewwand to :33 Baptista? +BIONDELLO. UwU I told ^.^ him :3 that x3 youw >w< fathew UwU was uWu at >_> Venyice, +xDD And :3 that xDD you >_> wook'd fow ^.^ him ÚwÚ this day uWu in ^w^ Padua. +^-^ TWANyIO. Th'art :3 a ;;w;; taww fellow; howd uWu thee :3 that to ^-^ dwink. +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 Baptista. Set x3 youw ^-^ countenyance, sir. + +Entew UwU BAPTISTA, ÚwÚ and >_< WUCENTIO >_< as >_< CAMBIO + +:33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, xDD you OwO awe happily ÚwÚ met. +:33 [To ;;w;; To x3 the ^-^ PEDANT] UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman UwU I told xDD you OwO of; +UwU I pray xDD you stand ÚwÚ good >w< fathew to ;;w;; me >_< nyow; +Give ;;w;; me Bianca fow x3 my patrimony. +PEDANT. ^-^ Soft, ^w^ son! +UwU Siw, ^.^ by x3 youw leave: xDD having come to >_> Padua +;;w;; To gathew uWu in x3 some debts, x3 my >_< son ^-^ Wucentio +Made ;;w;; me >_> acquainted with :3 a ^.^ weighty cause +Of wuv ^-^ between x3 youw daughter ÚwÚ and :33 himsewf; +^.^ And- fow x3 the ÚwÚ good wepowt UwU I hear of UwU you, +xDD And fow x3 the wuv ^.^ he >_> beaweth to x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, +xDD And ^.^ she to uWu him- to xDD stay ^.^ him nyot ^w^ too long, +UwU I ^w^ am UwU content, uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ good father's care, +;;w;; To uWu have ^.^ him xDD match'd; x3 and, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease to ^.^ wike +No xDD wowse than I, ;;w;; upon x3 some >_> agweement +x3 Me UwU shaww xDD you find ready ÚwÚ and ^.^ wiwwing +With one >_< consent to uWu have her UwU so OwO bestow'd; +For curious UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be with UwU you, +:33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, of ÚwÚ whom UwU I hear UwU so well. +^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU Siw, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me uWu in >_> what UwU I uWu have to :3 say. +uWu Youw >_< pwainnyess ÚwÚ and x3 youw uWu showtnyess uWu pwease ;;w;; me well. +x3 Wight true >w< it >_> is x3 youw >_< son ^-^ Wucentio OwO hewe +^-^ Doth wuv x3 my ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she wuvth :3 him, +:33 Ow both dissembwe deepwy uWu theiw ÚwÚ affections; +xDD And OwO thewefowe, >_> if xDD you >_> say nyo ^.^ mowe than uWu this, +:33 That ^.^ wike :3 a >w< fathew xDD you xDD wiww deal with :3 him, +xDD And pass x3 my daughter :3 a sufficient dowew, +uWu The >_< match >_> is made, ÚwÚ and aww >_> is xDD donye- +uWu Youw >_< son UwU shaww uWu have x3 my daughter with ÚwÚ consent. +^-^ TWANyIO. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, sir. Whewe xDD then UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow best +We be :33 affied, ÚwÚ and xDD such assurance >_> ta'en +;;w;; As UwU shaww with xDD eithew part's >_> agweement stand? +^-^ BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in x3 my house, ;;w;; Wucentio, fow xDD you ^.^ knyow +^w^ Pitchews uWu have ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have UwU many sewvants; +:33 Besides, ;;w;; owd xDD Gwemio >_> is x3 heawk'nying still, +xDD And happily ^.^ we ^w^ might be intewwupted. +^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Then uWu at x3 my :33 wodging, >w< an >w< it ^.^ wike OwO you. +>_> Thewe xDD doth x3 my >w< fathew wie; ÚwÚ and there ÚwÚ this >w< nyight +^-^ We'ww pass x3 the business pwivatewy ÚwÚ and well. +>_< Send fow x3 youw daughter ^.^ by x3 youw xDD sewvant ^.^ hewe; +OwO My ;;w;; boy UwU shaww :3 fetch x3 the >w< scwivenyew presently. +uWu The worst >_> is uWu this, :3 that uWu at UwU so slender :3 wawnying +>_> You OwO awe ^.^ wike to uWu have :3 a >_< thin ÚwÚ and slender >_> pittance. +^-^ BAPTISTA. ^.^ It likes ;;w;; me well. ^w^ Cambio, hie xDD you ^.^ home, +xDD And bid Bianca >_< make her ready >_< stwaight; +^.^ And, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, tell >_> what hath happened- +UwU Wucentio's >w< fathew >_> is ^-^ awwiv'd uWu in xDD Padua, +xDD And >w< how ^w^ she's ^.^ wike to be UwU Wucentio's x3 wife. uWu Exit >_< WUCENTIO +BIONDELLO. UwU I pray x3 the gods ^.^ she may, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +^-^ TWANyIO. OwO Dawwy nyot with x3 the uWu gods, >_> but get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. +uWu Exit BIONDEWWO +:33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, UwU shaww UwU I lead x3 the >w< way? +x3 Wewcome! x3 Onye UwU mess >_> is ^.^ wike to be x3 youw cheer; +^.^ Come, siw; ^.^ we xDD wiww xDD bettew >w< it uWu in >w< Pisa. +^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. Exeunt + +^.^ We-entew >_< WUCENTIO >_< as >_< CAMBIO, ÚwÚ and BIONDEWWO + +BIONDELLO. ^w^ Cambio. +:3 WUCENTIO. >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 Biondewwo? +BIONDELLO. >_> You saw x3 my >_< mastew >_> wink ÚwÚ and laugh ;;w;; upon you? +:3 WUCENTIO. Biondello, >_> what of ^-^ that? +BIONDELLO. Faith, uWu nyothing; >_> but >_> has left ;;w;; me OwO hewe x3 behind to >_< expound +x3 the meaning ow :3 mowaw of :33 his signs ÚwÚ and >_< tokens. +:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I pray uWu thee :33 mowawize OwO them. +BIONDELLO. UwU Then thus: Baptista >_> is safe, :33 tawking with x3 the ;;w;; deceiving +>w< fathew of :3 a deceitful OwO son. +:3 WUCENTIO. xDD And >_> what of him? +BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ His daughter >_> is to be ^.^ bwought ^.^ by xDD you to x3 the x3 suppew. +:3 WUCENTIO. xDD And ^w^ then? +BIONDELLO. uWu The ;;w;; owd priest uWu at Saint Luke's ^-^ chuwch >_> is uWu at x3 youw ÚwÚ command +uWu at aww hours. +:3 WUCENTIO. xDD And >_> what of aww :3 this? +BIONDELLO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu teww, :33 except ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; busied about :3 a +OwO countewfeit x3 assuwance. ^.^ Take x3 youw assurance of hew, ^w^ cum pwiviwegio +>_< ad imprimendum >_> sowum; to x3 th' ^-^ chuwch OwO take x3 the ;;w;; pwiest, ^-^ cwewk, ÚwÚ and +x3 some sufficient xDD honyest ÚwÚ witnyesses. +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be nyot :3 that xDD you wook for, UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe to say, +OwO But bid Bianca >_< faweweww fow OwO evew ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 day. +:3 WUCENTIO. :33 Heaw'st UwU thou, x3 Biondewwo? +BIONDELLO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :33 tawwy. UwU I UwU knyew :3 a OwO wench mawwied uWu in >w< an >_< aftewnyoon +>_< as ^.^ she OwO went to x3 the >_< gawden fow ^w^ pawswey to ^w^ stuff :3 a rabbit; ÚwÚ and UwU so +OwO may UwU you, siw; ÚwÚ and UwU so adieu, sir. OwO My >_< mastew hath uWu appointed ;;w;; me to +OwO go to Saint Luke's to bid x3 the priest be ready to come OwO against xDD you +come with x3 youw appendix. +uWu Exit +:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ and :33 wiww, >_> if ^.^ she be UwU so ÚwÚ contented. +:33 She xDD wiww be OwO pweas'd; xDD then ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd UwU I :3 doubt? +;;w;; Hap >_> what ÚwÚ hap may, I'll roundly OwO go about >w< hew; +^.^ It UwU shaww OwO go x3 hawd >_> if ;;w;; Cambio OwO go ^-^ without her. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +^-^ A public woad + +Entew >_< PETWUCHIO, KATHEWINyA, HOWTENSIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ SEWVANTS + +>_< PETWUCHIO. :3 Come ;;w;; on, :3 a >_> God's UwU nyame; >_> once ^.^ mowe toward UwU ouw fathew's. +^-^ Good Wowd, >w< how uWu bwight ÚwÚ and xDD goodwy uWu shinyes x3 the moon! +KATHEWINyA. uWu The OwO moon? uWu The >_< sun! ^.^ It >_> is nyot moonlight now. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I >_> say >w< it >_> is x3 the ;;w;; moon :3 that uWu shinyes UwU so >_< bwight. +KATHEWINyA. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it >_> is x3 the sun :3 that uWu shinyes UwU so >_< bwight. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Now ^.^ by x3 my ;;w;; mothew's x3 son, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's myself, +^.^ It UwU shaww be ;;w;; moon, ow UwU staw, ow >_> what UwU I wist, +:33 Ow ere UwU I ^w^ jouwnyey to x3 youw father's ÚwÚ house. +Go on ÚwÚ and :3 fetch UwU ouw :3 howses back ;;w;; again. +Evermore cwoss'd ÚwÚ and cross'd; >_< nyothing >_> but ;;w;; cwoss'd! +^.^ HOWTENSIO. x3 Say >_< as ^.^ he says, ow ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< nyevew ÚwÚ go. +KATHEWINyA. x3 Fowwawd, UwU I pray, xDD since ^.^ we uWu have come UwU so far, +xDD And be >w< it ;;w;; moon, ow sun, ow >_> what xDD you pwease; +xDD And >_> if xDD you uWu pwease to caww >w< it :3 a OwO wush-candwe, +ÚwÚ Hencefowth UwU I vow >w< it UwU shaww be UwU so fow x3 me. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I >_> say >w< it >_> is x3 the x3 moon. +KATHEWINyA. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it >_> is x3 the x3 moon. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, xDD then xDD you wie; >w< it >_> is x3 the blessed OwO sun. +KATHEWINyA. Then, ^w^ God be bless'd, >w< it >_> is x3 the blessed sun; +OwO But sun >w< it >_> is >_> nyot, when xDD you >_> say >w< it >_> is x3 nyot; +xDD And x3 the ;;w;; moon :33 changes even >_< as x3 youw :33 mind. +>_> What xDD you xDD wiww uWu have >w< it ^-^ nyam'd, even :3 that >w< it ;;w;; is, +xDD And UwU so >w< it UwU shaww be UwU so fow Katherine. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. >_< Petwuchio, OwO go >w< thy >w< ways, x3 the field >_> is uWu won. +>_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Weww, forward, >_< fowwawd! OwO thus x3 the >w< boww >_> shouwd uWu wun, +xDD And nyot xDD unwuckiwy OwO against x3 the OwO bias. +But, xDD soft! UwU Company >_> is xDD coming hewe. + +Entew VINCENTIO + +:33 [To ^w^ VINCENTIO] Good-mowwow, ^-^ gentwe mistress; :3 whewe >w< away?- +Teww uWu me, x3 sweet ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me :33 twuwy :3 too, +Hast xDD thou beheld :3 a ^-^ fweshew gentwewoman? +>w< Such >w< waw of ^-^ white ÚwÚ and red within her cheeks! +>_> What stars UwU do uWu spangwe heaven with xDD such beauty +;;w;; As UwU those >w< two eyes :33 become :3 that ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ face? +Faiw lovely ;;w;; maid, >_> once ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ good day to thee. +ÚwÚ Sweet ^.^ Kate, >_< embwace her fow her beauty's sake. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. >_> 'A xDD wiww >_< make x3 the x3 man mad, to >_< make :3 a OwO woman of ^.^ him. +KATHEWINyA. Young :33 budding xDD viwgin, >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and sweet, +x3 Whithew away, ow :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy uWu abode? +Happy x3 the parents of UwU so >w< faiw :3 a child; +Happier x3 the x3 man ÚwÚ whom favourable stars +Awwots uWu thee fow :33 his lovely bed-fewwow. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Why, >w< how now, ^.^ Kate, UwU I UwU hope xDD thou awt nyot OwO mad! +This >_> is :3 a ^w^ man, :3 owd, wrinkled, uWu faded, withewed, +xDD And nyot :3 a ^.^ maiden, >_< as xDD thou x3 sayst ^.^ he >w< is. +KATHEWINyA. Pawdon, ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ fathew, x3 my ;;w;; mistaking ^w^ eyes, +:33 That uWu have :33 been UwU so bedazzled with x3 the sun +:33 That evewything UwU I wook on seemeth green; +Now UwU I >_> pewceive xDD thou awt :3 a reverend :33 fathew. +Pawdon, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, fow x3 my ^-^ mad mistaking. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Do, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd xDD gwandsiwe, ÚwÚ and withal >_< make ÚwÚ knyown +>_< Which uWu way xDD thou travellest- >_> if :3 awong with us, +We UwU shaww be >w< joyfuw of >w< thy UwU company. +uWu VINCENTIO. Faiw ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and xDD you x3 my ^.^ mewwy ^-^ mistwess, +:33 That with x3 youw ;;w;; stwange x3 encountew much ^w^ amaz'd uWu me, +OwO My xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ caww'd Vincentio, x3 my dwelling Pisa, +xDD And bound UwU I ^w^ am to xDD Padua, there to x3 visit +^-^ A >_< son of >_> minye, which ^-^ wong UwU I uWu have nyot ÚwÚ seen. +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_> What >_> is :33 his :3 nyame? +uWu VINCENTIO. ;;w;; Wucentio, ^-^ gentwe sir. +>_< PETWUCHIO. :33 Happiwy met; x3 the uWu happiew fow >w< thy OwO son. +xDD And nyow ^.^ by waw, >_< as weww >_< as reverend age, +UwU I OwO may x3 entitwe uWu thee x3 my >w< woving fathew: +uWu The :3 sistew to x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ this gentwewoman, +x3 Thy >_< son ^.^ by ÚwÚ this hath mawwied. >w< Wondew >_> nyot, +x3 Nyow be nyot grieved- ^.^ she >_> is of ÚwÚ good esteem, +:3 Hew ^.^ dowwy weawthy, ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ wowthy birth; +>w< Beside, UwU so qualified >_< as OwO may >_> beseem +uWu The ^-^ spouse of xDD any x3 nyobwe :3 gentweman. +Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace with ;;w;; owd ^-^ Vincentio; +xDD And >w< wandew ^.^ we to >_> see >w< thy xDD honyest x3 son, +Who xDD wiww of >w< thy >_< awwivaw be full >w< joyous. +uWu VINCENTIO. OwO But >_> is ÚwÚ this true; ow >_> is >w< it >_> ewse x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, +Wike >_> pweasant >_> twavewwews, to bweak :3 a xDD jest +>_> Upon x3 the >_< company xDD you uWu uvwtake? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ fathew, UwU so >w< it >w< is. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Come, OwO go along, ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 the uWu twuth hereof; +For UwU ouw xDD fiwst ^.^ mewwiment hath UwU made uWu thee UwU jeawous. +Exeunt aww >_> but ^w^ HOWTENSIO +^.^ HOWTENSIO. xDD Weww, >_< Petwuchio, ÚwÚ this >_> has put ;;w;; me uWu in ;;w;; heawt. +:3 Have to x3 my widow; ÚwÚ and >_> if ^.^ she be froward, +UwU Then x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ taught >_< Howtensio to be untowawd. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^w^ Padua. ^.^ Befowe LUCENTIO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew BIONDELLO, OwO WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and >_< BIANCA; GREMIO >_> is x3 out >w< befowe + +BIONDELLO. >w< Softwy ÚwÚ and swiftwy, ^w^ siw, fow x3 the priest >_> is weady. +:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I fly, Biondello; >_> but ;;w;; they OwO may chance to >_< nyeed x3 the uWu at +^.^ home, >_< thewefowe OwO weave >_> us. +BIONDELLO. Nyay, ^w^ faith, I'll >_> see x3 the ^-^ chuwch :3 a x3 youw back, ÚwÚ and xDD then +come back to x3 my xDD mastew's >_< as >w< soon >_< as UwU I ;;w;; can. +Exeunt OwO WUCENTIO, ^w^ BIANCA, ÚwÚ and BIONDEWWO +^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I :3 mawvew ;;w;; Cambio x3 comes nyot aww ÚwÚ this >_> whiwe. + +Entew >_< PETWUCHIO, KATHEWINyA, >_< VINCENTIO, GRUMIO, +ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Siw, hewe's x3 the door; ÚwÚ this >_> is UwU Wucentio's ^.^ house; +OwO My father's bears ^.^ mowe toward x3 the mawket-pwace; +Thither ^w^ must I, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe UwU I OwO weave UwU you, sir. +uWu VINCENTIO. >_> You UwU shaww nyot choose >_> but ÚwÚ dwink >w< befowe xDD you go; +UwU I think UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ command x3 youw wewcome UwU hewe, +xDD And ^.^ by aww likelihood x3 some cheer >_> is towawd. [Knocks] +^-^ GWEMIO. They'we >w< busy xDD within; xDD you :3 wewe best :3 knyock louder. +>_> [PEDANT :33 wooks x3 out of x3 the xDD window] +PEDANT. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that ÚwÚ knyocks >_< as ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd xDD beat down x3 the ^-^ gate? +uWu VINCENTIO. Is :33 Signyiow ^-^ Wucentio :33 within, UwU siw? +PEDANT. He's :33 within, ^w^ siw, >_> but nyot to be >w< spoken uWu withaw. +uWu VINCENTIO. >_> What >_> if :3 a x3 man ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him :3 a :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound ow >w< two to >_< make +^.^ mewwy uWu withaw? +PEDANT. ^w^ Keep x3 youw :3 hundwed uWu pounds to :33 youwsewf; ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyeed >_< nyonye UwU so +^-^ wong >_< as UwU I wive. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, UwU I told xDD you x3 youw >_< son UwU was weww beloved uWu in ^w^ Padua. Do +xDD you heaw, UwU siw? ;;w;; To OwO weave :33 fwivowous circumstances, UwU I pray xDD you tell +:33 Signyiow ^-^ Wucentio :3 that :33 his >w< fathew >_> is come from Pisa, ÚwÚ and >_> is OwO hewe +uWu at x3 the doow to speak with ^.^ him. +PEDANT. ^.^ Thou ^.^ wiest: :33 his >w< fathew >_> is come from xDD Padua, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^w^ wooking +x3 out uWu at x3 the :3 window. +uWu VINCENTIO. Awt xDD thou :33 his father? +PEDANT. Ay, siw; UwU so :33 his mothew says, >_> if UwU I OwO may ^-^ bewieve her. +>_< PETWUCHIO. :33 [To ^w^ VINCENTIO] Why, >w< how now, gentleman! +Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is flat knyavewy to OwO take ;;w;; upon xDD you anyothew :33 man's nyame. +PEDANT. Way ^.^ hands on x3 the villain; UwU I ^-^ bewieve xDD 'a means to UwU cozen +^w^ somebody uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU city :33 undew x3 my ÚwÚ countenyance. + +^.^ We-entew BIONDEWWO + +BIONDELLO. UwU I uWu have :3 seen them uWu in x3 the ^-^ chuwch together. ^w^ God >_> send x3 'em +ÚwÚ good OwO shipping! OwO But who >_> is hewe? Mine ;;w;; owd ^.^ mastew, Vicentio! Now ^.^ we +OwO awe ÚwÚ undonye ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought to OwO nyothing. +uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ [Seeing >_> BIONDEWWO] :3 Come hithew, :3 cwack-hemp. +BIONDELLO. UwU I UwU hope UwU I OwO may UwU choose, sir. +uWu VINCENTIO. :3 Come hithew, xDD you wogue. What, uWu have xDD you fowgot me? +BIONDELLO. Forgot you! :3 Nyo, sir. UwU I couwd nyot x3 fowget UwU you, fow UwU I >_< nyevew +saw xDD you >w< befowe uWu in aww x3 my life. +uWu VINCENTIO. What, xDD you :3 nyotowious villain, :33 didst xDD thou >_< nyevew >_> see >w< thy +xDD mastew's ÚwÚ fathew, >w< Vincentio? +BIONDELLO. What, x3 my ;;w;; owd worshipful ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ mastew? Yes, marry, siw; >_> see +:3 whewe ^.^ he :33 wooks x3 out of x3 the :3 window. +uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ Is't >_> so, >_< indeed? [He ÚwÚ beats >_> BIONDEWWO] +BIONDELLO. Hewp, hewp, :33 hewp! >_> Hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ madman xDD wiww murder x3 me. +uWu Exit +PEDANT. Hewp, ^w^ son! hewp, :33 Signyiow :3 Baptista! uWu Exit from :33 abuv +>_< PETWUCHIO. Prithee, ^.^ Kate, >_> wet's stand :3 aside ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 the >w< end of ÚwÚ this +controversy. ^w^ [They stand aside] + +^.^ We-entew OwO PEDANT below; UwU BAPTISTA, xDD TWANyIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ SEWVANTS + +^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Siw, >_> what OwO awe xDD you :3 that offer to xDD beat x3 my servant? +uWu VINCENTIO. >_> What ^w^ am I, UwU siw? Nyay, >_> what OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? x3 O :3 immowtaw ^-^ gods! +x3 O OwO finye :33 viwwain! ^-^ A siwken ÚwÚ doubwet, :3 a vewvet OwO hose, :3 a x3 scawwet cloak, +ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ copatain UwU hat! >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am undone! UwU I ^w^ am undone! While UwU I :33 pway x3 the +ÚwÚ good :33 husband uWu at ^.^ home, x3 my >_< son ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD sewvant spend aww uWu at x3 the +x3 unyivewsity. +^-^ TWANyIO. How >_< nyow! UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +^-^ BAPTISTA. What, >_> is x3 the x3 man lunatic? +^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Siw, xDD you xDD seem :3 a sober UwU ancient ÚwÚ gentweman ^.^ by x3 youw habit, >_> but +x3 youw wowds x3 show xDD you :3 a >_> madman. Why, ^w^ siw, >_> what UwU 'cewns >w< it xDD you >_> if UwU I +^-^ weaw uWu peaww ÚwÚ and UwU gowd? UwU I >_> thank x3 my ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ fathew, UwU I ^w^ am able to +ÚwÚ maintain :3 it. +uWu VINCENTIO. x3 Thy ;;w;; fathew! x3 O :33 viwwain! ^.^ he >_> is :3 a >_< saiwmakew uWu in xDD Bewgamo. +^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> You ;;w;; mistake, siw; xDD you ;;w;; mistake, sir. ÚwÚ Pway, >_> what UwU do xDD you +think >_> is :33 his :3 nyame? +uWu VINCENTIO. ÚwÚ His xDD nyame! ;;w;; As >_> if UwU I UwU knyew nyot :33 his xDD nyame! UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ him +x3 up OwO evew xDD since ^.^ he UwU was >w< thwee years :3 owd, ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD nyame >_> is >_< Twanyio. +PEDANT. :33 Away, away, ^-^ mad ^w^ ass! ÚwÚ His xDD nyame >_> is Wucentio; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is >_< minye +>w< onwy x3 son, ÚwÚ and heir to x3 the ^-^ wands of uWu me, :33 Signyiow >w< Vicentio. +uWu VINCENTIO. Lucentio! >_< O, ^.^ he hath ^-^ muwd'wed :33 his x3 mastew! Way howd on +:3 him, UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, uWu in x3 the Duke's nyame. >_< O, x3 my x3 son, x3 my ^w^ son! Teww +uWu me, xDD thou villain, :3 whewe >_> is x3 my x3 son, uWu Wucentio? +^-^ TWANyIO. ;;w;; Caww fowth >w< an officer. + +Entew one with >w< an OFFICEW + +xDD Cawwy ÚwÚ this ^-^ mad x3 knyave to x3 the gaow. Fathew OwO Baptista, UwU I :3 chawge xDD you +>_> see :3 that ^.^ he be OwO fowthcoming. +uWu VINCENTIO. xDD Cawwy ;;w;; me to x3 the x3 gaow! +^-^ GWEMIO. Stay, xDD Officew; ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot OwO go to x3 pwison. +^-^ BAPTISTA. Talk >_> nyot, :33 Signyiow Gremio; UwU I >_> say ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO go to x3 pwison. +^-^ GWEMIO. ^.^ Take ^-^ heed, :33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, xDD west xDD you be cony-catch'd uWu in +ÚwÚ this ^.^ businyess; UwU I dawe >_< sweaw ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the >w< wight ^.^ Vincentio. +PEDANT. Swear >_> if xDD thou dar'st. +^-^ GWEMIO. Nyay, UwU I dawe nyot >_< sweaw :3 it. +^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Then xDD thou OwO wewt best >_> say :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD Wucentio. +^-^ GWEMIO. Yes, UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee to be :33 Signyiow xDD Wucentio. +^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU Away with x3 the ^.^ dotawd; to x3 the gaow with x3 him! +uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ Thus stwangews OwO may be >w< haw'd ÚwÚ and x3 abus'd. x3 O monstwous +:33 viwwain! + +^.^ We-entew BIONDELLO, with >_< WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^w^ BIANCA + +BIONDELLO. >_< O, ^.^ we OwO awe spoil'd; ÚwÚ and yonder ^.^ he x3 is! >w< Deny :3 him, >w< fowsweaw +:3 him, ow >_> ewse ^.^ we OwO awe aww >_< undonye. +Exeunt BIONDELLO, xDD TWANyIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PEDANT, >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as OwO may be +:3 WUCENTIO. UwU [Knyeewing] Pawdon, x3 sweet :33 fathew. +uWu VINCENTIO. Wives x3 my x3 sweet uWu son? +xDD BIANCA. Pawdon, uWu deaw :33 fathew. +^-^ BAPTISTA. How x3 hast xDD thou >_< offended? +Whewe >_> is uWu Wucentio? +:3 WUCENTIO. >_> Hewe's ;;w;; Wucentio, +x3 Wight >_< son to x3 the >w< wight Vincentio, +:33 That uWu have ^.^ by ^.^ mawwiage UwU made >w< thy daughter >_> minye, +While OwO countewfeit supposes x3 bweaw'd ^.^ thinye ;;w;; eynye. +^-^ GWEMIO. >_> Hewe's UwU packing, with :3 a ^.^ witnyess, to >w< deceive >_> us :33 aww! +uWu VINCENTIO. Whewe >_> is :3 that uWu damnyed villain, >w< Twanyio, +:33 That fac'd ÚwÚ and bwav'd ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew so? +^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, tell uWu me, >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this x3 my xDD Cambio? +xDD BIANCA. ;;w;; Cambio >_> is chang'd x3 into xDD Wucentio. +:3 WUCENTIO. Wuv ;;w;; wwought these ^w^ miwacwes. Bianca's wuv +Made ;;w;; me :3 exchange x3 my >w< state with >w< Twanyio, +While ^.^ he uWu did UwU beaw x3 my >_< countenyance uWu in x3 the xDD town; +xDD And happily UwU I uWu have arrived uWu at x3 the >w< wast +uWu Unto x3 the wished UwU haven of x3 my bwiss. +>_> What ^-^ Twanyio ^-^ did, mysewf enforc'd ^.^ him >w< to; +UwU Then UwU pawdon :3 him, x3 sweet ÚwÚ fathew, fow x3 my sake. +uWu VINCENTIO. I'll ÚwÚ swit x3 the >_> viwwain's x3 nyose :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have sent ;;w;; me to +x3 the gaow. +^-^ BAPTISTA. :33 [To UwU WUCENTIO] OwO But UwU do xDD you heaw, UwU siw? :3 Have xDD you mawwied x3 my +daughter ^-^ without asking x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD wiww? +uWu VINCENTIO. Fear >_> nyot, xDD Baptista; ^.^ we xDD wiww :3 content UwU you, OwO go >w< to; >_> but UwU I +xDD wiww uWu in to be wevenged fow ÚwÚ this x3 viwwainy. uWu Exit +^-^ BAPTISTA. xDD And UwU I to >_> sound x3 the UwU depth of ÚwÚ this :33 knyavewy. uWu Exit +:3 WUCENTIO. Wook nyot pawe, Bianca; >w< thy >w< fathew xDD wiww nyot fwown. +Exeunt >_< WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^w^ BIANCA +^-^ GWEMIO. OwO My cake >_> is OwO dough, >_> but I'll uWu in ^-^ among x3 the rest; +UwU Out of UwU hope of aww >_> but x3 my share of x3 the x3 feast. uWu Exit +KATHEWINyA. :3 Husband, >_> wet's ;;w;; fowwow to >_> see x3 the >w< end of ÚwÚ this ado. +>_< PETWUCHIO. First :3 kiss uWu me, ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :33 wiww. +KATHEWINyA. What, uWu in x3 the >w< midst of x3 the uWu stweet? +>_< PETWUCHIO. What, awt xDD thou >w< asham'd of me? +KATHEWINyA. :3 Nyo, siw; ^w^ God forbid; >_> but >w< asham'd to >w< kiss. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Why, >w< then, >_> wet's ^.^ home ;;w;; again. ^.^ Come, sirrah, >_> wet's xDD away. +KATHEWINyA. Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee :3 a >_< kiss; nyow pray ÚwÚ thee, xDD wuv, >_< stay. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Is nyot ÚwÚ this ^.^ weww? ^.^ Come, x3 my x3 sweet ^-^ Kate: +uWu Bettew >_> once than ;;w;; nyevew, fow >_< nyevew ^w^ too UwU wate. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +LUCENTIO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew UwU BAPTISTA, >_< VINCENTIO, ;;w;; GWEMIO, x3 the ^.^ PEDANT, OwO WUCENTIO, ^w^ BIANCA, +>_< PETWUCHIO, KATHEWINyA, HOWTENSIO, ÚwÚ and uWu WIDOW. uWu The :33 SEWVINGMEN with xDD TWANyIO, +BIONDELLO, ÚwÚ and GRUMIO, x3 bwinging uWu in :3 a :33 banquet + +:3 WUCENTIO. At last, ^w^ though long, UwU ouw >_< jawwing >_> nyotes agree; +xDD And time >w< it >_> is when waging >w< waw >_> is donye +;;w;; To ;;w;; smiwe uWu at ^w^ scapes ÚwÚ and perils xDD uvwbwown. +OwO My >w< faiw ^-^ Bianca, bid x3 my >w< fathew ;;w;; wewcome, +While UwU I with sewf-same OwO kindnyess wewcome ÚwÚ thinye. +^-^ Bwothew >_< Petwuchio, :3 sistew :3 Kathewinya, +xDD And UwU thou, xDD Howtensio, with >w< thy >w< woving uWu widow, +Feast with x3 the ^w^ best, ÚwÚ and wewcome to x3 my ÚwÚ house. +OwO My :33 banquet >_> is to ^-^ cwose UwU ouw ^w^ stomachs x3 up +>w< Aftew UwU ouw great ÚwÚ good cheer. >_> Pway UwU you, sit down; +For nyow ^.^ we sit to ^.^ chat >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ eat. ^w^ [They sit] +>_< PETWUCHIO. Nyothing >_> but sit ÚwÚ and ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ and eat ÚwÚ and ^w^ eat! +^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> Padua affowds ÚwÚ this kindnyess, >_< son xDD Petwuchio. +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_> Padua affowds >_< nyothing >_> but >_> what >_> is kind. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. For both UwU ouw UwU sakes UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 that ;;w;; wowd :3 wewe true. +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_> Nyow, fow x3 my :3 wife, >_< Howtensio OwO feaws :33 his >_> widow. +uWu WIDOW. UwU Then >_< nyevew :33 twust ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I be afeawd. +>_< PETWUCHIO. YOU OwO awe xDD vewy ^w^ sensibwe, ÚwÚ and yet xDD you ;;w;; miss x3 my ^-^ sense: +UwU I >_> mean >_< Howtensio >_> is >_< afeawd of OwO you. +uWu WIDOW. >w< He :3 that >_> is ^-^ giddy ^w^ thinks x3 the wowwd tuwns wound. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Woundwy replied. +KATHEWINyA. Mistwess, >w< how >_> mean xDD you ^-^ that? +uWu WIDOW. ^-^ Thus UwU I :33 conceive ^.^ by ^.^ him. +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_< Conceives ^.^ by me! How likes >_< Howtensio ^-^ that? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. OwO My ^.^ widow ;;w;; says OwO thus ^.^ she ÚwÚ conceives her ^-^ tawe. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Very weww >_> mended. Kiss ^.^ him fow :3 that, ÚwÚ good >_> widow. +KATHEWINyA. ^-^ 'He :3 that >_> is ^-^ giddy ^w^ thinks x3 the wowwd tuwns UwU wound.' +UwU I pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me >_> what xDD you meant ^.^ by x3 that. +uWu WIDOW. uWu Youw ^.^ husband, ^.^ being troubled with :3 a shrew, +x3 Measuwes x3 my husband's sorrow ^.^ by :33 his >w< woe; +xDD And nyow xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my meanying. +KATHEWINyA. ^-^ A xDD vewy >_> mean meanying. +uWu WIDOW. ^-^ Wight, UwU I >_> mean OwO you. +KATHEWINyA. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am mean, :33 indeed, >_> wespecting OwO you. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; To hew, ^w^ Kate! +^.^ HOWTENSIO. ;;w;; To hew, xDD widow! +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A :3 hundwed ^w^ mawks, x3 my Kate does put her down. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. >w< That's x3 my ^w^ office. +>_< PETWUCHIO. OwO Spoke ^.^ wike >w< an officer- UwU ha' to ÚwÚ thee, wad. +xDD [Dwinks to HOWTENSIO] +^-^ BAPTISTA. How likes xDD Gwemio these quick-witted folks? +^-^ GWEMIO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they :3 butt togethew well. +xDD BIANCA. Head ÚwÚ and ^-^ butt! ^-^ An hasty-witted >w< body +Wouwd >_> say x3 youw >_> head ÚwÚ and :3 butt :3 wewe >_> head ÚwÚ and horn. +uWu VINCENTIO. Ay, mistwess :3 bwide, hath :3 that x3 awakenyed you? +xDD BIANCA. Ay, >_> but nyot frighted OwO me; >_< thewefowe I'll :33 sweep ;;w;; again. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, :3 that xDD you UwU shaww x3 nyot; xDD since xDD you uWu have begun, +:3 Have uWu at xDD you fow :3 a UwU bittew xDD jest ow UwU two. +xDD BIANCA. ^w^ Am UwU I x3 youw xDD biwd? UwU I >_> mean to OwO shift x3 my ^-^ bush, +xDD And xDD then pursue ;;w;; me >_< as xDD you dwaw x3 youw ÚwÚ bow. +>_> You OwO awe wewcome all. +Exeunt ^w^ BIANCA, KATHEWINyA, ÚwÚ and >_< WIDOW +>_< PETWUCHIO. :33 She hath prevented x3 me. Here, :33 Signyiow >w< Twanyio, +This biwd xDD you OwO aim'd :3 at, ^w^ though xDD you ;;w;; hit her x3 nyot; +Therefore :3 a ^.^ heawth to aww :3 that UwU shot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ miss'd. +^-^ TWANyIO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, ^-^ Wucentio slipp'd ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :33 his xDD gweyhound, +>_< Which wuns himsewf, ÚwÚ and OwO catches fow :33 his master. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good UwU swift :3 simiwe, >_> but ^-^ something ^w^ cuwwish. +^-^ TWANyIO. 'Tis weww, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you ^w^ hunted fow :33 youwsewf; +'Tis xDD thought x3 youw >w< deew does howd xDD you uWu at :3 a x3 bay. +^-^ BAPTISTA. >_< O, >_< O, UwU Petwuchio! ^-^ Twanyio x3 hits xDD you now. +:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow :3 that gird, ÚwÚ good >_< Twanyio. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Confess, OwO confess; hath ^.^ he nyot ;;w;; hit xDD you hewe? +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_> 'A >_> has :3 a xDD wittwe gall'd uWu me, UwU I OwO confess; +^.^ And, >_< as x3 the xDD jest uWu did glance OwO away from uWu me, +'Tis ;;w;; ten to one >w< it ;;w;; maim'd xDD you >w< two UwU outwight. +^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> Nyow, uWu in ÚwÚ good xDD sadnyess, >_< son >_< Petwuchio, +UwU I think xDD thou x3 hast x3 the >_> vewiest :33 shwew of all. +>_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Weww, UwU I >_> say ^.^ nyo; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, fow assurance, +:3 Wet's >_< each one >_> send >w< unto :33 his :3 wife, +xDD And ^.^ he x3 whose >w< wife >_> is UwU most obedient, +;;w;; To come uWu at xDD fiwst when ^.^ he xDD doth >_> send fow hew, +Shall x3 win x3 the wagew which ^.^ we xDD wiww propose. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. OwO Content. x3 What's x3 the wagew? +:3 WUCENTIO. Twenty x3 cwowns. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Twenty UwU cwowns? +I'll venture UwU so much of x3 my x3 hawk ow uWu hound, +OwO But ÚwÚ twenty times UwU so much ;;w;; upon x3 my x3 wife. +:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ A :3 hundwed UwU then. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. OwO Content. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A match! UwU 'tis ^-^ donye. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Who UwU shaww >w< begin? +:3 WUCENTIO. :33 That xDD wiww ^.^ I. +^w^ Go, Biondello, bid x3 youw mistwess come to x3 me. +BIONDELLO. UwU I ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit +^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU Son, I'll be x3 youw half Bianca ^w^ comes. +:3 WUCENTIO. I'll uWu have nyo x3 hawves; I'll UwU beaw >w< it aww :3 mysewf. + +^.^ We-entew BIONDEWWO + +How >_< nyow! >_> what nyews? +BIONDELLO. UwU Siw, x3 my mistwess OwO sends xDD you ;;w;; wowd +:33 That ^.^ she >_> is >w< busy ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot x3 come. +>_< PETWUCHIO. OwO How! >_> She's xDD busy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot >w< come! +Is :3 that >w< an answer? +^-^ GWEMIO. Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu kind one UwU too. +>_> Pway :33 God, ^w^ siw, x3 youw >w< wife >_> send xDD you nyot :3 a x3 wowse. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I UwU hope ^-^ bettew. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Siwwah Biondello, OwO go ÚwÚ and entweat x3 my >w< wife +;;w;; To come to ;;w;; me >w< fowthwith. uWu Exit BIONDEWWO +>_< PETWUCHIO. >_< O, ho! entweat >_> hew! +Nyay, xDD then ^.^ she ^w^ must >_< nyeeds x3 come. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I ^w^ am afraid, ^w^ siw, +Do >_> what xDD you ^-^ can, >_> youws xDD wiww nyot be :3 entweated. + +^.^ We-entew BIONDEWWO + +>_> Nyow, where's x3 my :33 wife? +BIONDELLO. :33 She ;;w;; says xDD you uWu have x3 some xDD goodwy xDD jest uWu in ÚwÚ hand: +:33 She xDD wiww nyot >_< come; ^.^ she UwU bids xDD you come to her. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Wowse ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowse; ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot >w< come! x3 O ^w^ viwe, +>w< Intowewabwe, nyot to be x3 enduw'd! +^w^ Siwwah Gwumio, OwO go to x3 youw mistress; +x3 Say UwU I ÚwÚ command her come to x3 me. uWu Exit GRUMIO +^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow her answer. +>_< PETWUCHIO. What? +^.^ HOWTENSIO. :33 She xDD wiww not. +>_< PETWUCHIO. uWu The fouwew :3 fowtunye >_> minye, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. + +^.^ We-entew :3 KATHEWINyA + +^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :33 howidame, OwO hewe x3 comes ;;w;; Kathewinya! +KATHEWINyA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you >_> send fow me? +>_< PETWUCHIO. Whewe >_> is x3 youw ^-^ sistew, ÚwÚ and UwU Howtensio's :33 wife? +KATHEWINyA. ^-^ They sit conferring ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; pawwouw >_> fiwe. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Go, :3 fetch them hithew; >_> if ;;w;; they UwU deny to x3 come. +>_< Swinge ;;w;; me them uWu soundwy fowth >w< unto uWu theiw husbands. +:33 Away, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing them ÚwÚ hithew stwaight. +uWu Exit :3 KATHEWINyA +:3 WUCENTIO. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a OwO wondew, >_> if xDD you tawk of :3 a :3 wondew. +^.^ HOWTENSIO. xDD And UwU so >w< it >w< is. UwU I wonder >_> what >w< it >_< bodes. +>_< PETWUCHIO. OwO Mawwy, uWu peace >w< it ^.^ bodes, ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and :33 quiet :3 wife, +^-^ An x3 awfuw rule, ÚwÚ and >w< wight UwU supwemacy; +^.^ And, to be ^.^ showt, >_> what nyot ^w^ that's x3 sweet ÚwÚ and ^-^ happy. +^-^ BAPTISTA. Now >w< faiw befaww ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good UwU Petwuchio! +uWu The wagew xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ won; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww >_< ad +uWu Unto uWu theiw :33 wosses ÚwÚ twenty thousand cwowns; +ÚwÚ Anyothew ^.^ dowwy to anyothew ^w^ daughtew, +For ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ chang'd, >_< as ^.^ she xDD had >_< nyevew been. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww x3 win x3 my wagew xDD bettew ^w^ yet, +xDD And x3 show ^.^ mowe xDD sign of her xDD obedience, +:3 Hew nyew-buiwt viwtue ÚwÚ and ^w^ obedience. + +^.^ We-entew :3 KATHEWINyA with ^w^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and >_< WIDOW + +xDD See :3 whewe ^.^ she ;;w;; comes, ÚwÚ and >_< bwings x3 youw ^.^ fwowawd ;;w;; wives +;;w;; As OwO pwisonyews to her ;;w;; womanwy UwU pewsuasion. +Kathewinye, :3 that cap of >_> youws x3 becomes xDD you not: +:33 Off with :3 that :33 baubwe, ^-^ thwow >w< it ^w^ undewfoot. +x3 [KATHEWINyA compwies] +uWu WIDOW. Wowd, wet ;;w;; me >_< nyevew uWu have :3 a cause to x3 sigh +Tiww UwU I be ^.^ bwought to xDD such :3 a siwwy >_> pass! +xDD BIANCA. uWu Fie! >_> what :3 a >_< foowish >_> duty caww xDD you :3 this? +:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw >_> duty :3 wewe >_< as >_< foowish :3 too; +uWu The ^.^ wisdom of x3 youw >_< duty, >w< faiw ^-^ Bianca, +>_< Hath >_> cost ;;w;; me :3 a :3 hundwed :3 cwowns xDD since :33 suppew-time! +xDD BIANCA. uWu The ^.^ mowe >w< foow xDD you fow >w< waying on x3 my duty. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Kathewinye, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, tell these headstrong x3 women +>_> What >_> duty ;;w;; they UwU do >_> owe uWu theiw wowds ÚwÚ and husbands. +uWu WIDOW. ^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ you'we mocking; ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu have nyo >_> tewwing. +>_< PETWUCHIO. :3 Come ;;w;; on, UwU I say; ÚwÚ and xDD fiwst x3 begin with her. +uWu WIDOW. :33 She UwU shaww not. +>_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I >_> say ^.^ she >_< shaww. xDD And xDD fiwst x3 begin with her. +KATHEWINyA. OwO Fie, fie! unknit :3 that ^.^ thweatenying :3 unkind >_> bwow, +xDD And ^.^ dawt nyot ÚwÚ scownfuw >_> gwances from UwU those eyes +;;w;; To ;;w;; wound >w< thy uWu wowd, >w< thy OwO king, >w< thy :33 guvwnyow. +^.^ It bwots >w< thy beauty >_< as frosts UwU do ^-^ bite x3 the ^.^ meads, +uWu Confounds >w< thy fame >_< as >_> whiwwwinds ;;w;; shake >w< faiw >w< buds, +xDD And uWu in nyo sense >_> is :3 meet ow amiable. +^-^ A OwO woman x3 mov'd >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ fountain troubled- +Muddy, :33 iww-seeming, thick, >_> beweft of ^w^ beauty; +xDD And OwO whiwe >w< it >_> is >_> so, >_< nyonye UwU so xDD dwy ow ^.^ thiwsty +Will >_< deign to >_< sip ow :33 touch one >_< dwop of :3 it. +x3 Thy :33 husband >_> is >w< thy uWu wowd, >w< thy :3 wife, >w< thy keeper, +x3 Thy head, >w< thy sovereign; one :3 that ÚwÚ cawes fow ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And fow >w< thy maintenyance UwU commits :33 his >w< body +;;w;; To >w< painfuw labour both ^.^ by sea ÚwÚ and land, +;;w;; To ;;w;; watch x3 the >w< nyight uWu in :33 stowms, x3 the day uWu in >_< cowd, +Whilst xDD thou wiest wawm uWu at ^.^ home, ^.^ secuwe ÚwÚ and :33 safe; +xDD And cwaves nyo othew UwU twibute uWu at >w< thy ^.^ hands +OwO But xDD wuv, >w< faiw looks, ÚwÚ and true x3 obedience- +Too xDD wittwe payment fow UwU so great :3 a debt. +>w< Such >_> duty >_< as x3 the x3 subject >_> owes x3 the >_< pwince, +Even xDD such :3 a OwO woman ^-^ oweth to her xDD husband; +xDD And when ^.^ she >_> is froward, peevish, UwU suwwen, sour, +xDD And nyot obedient to :33 his xDD honyest :33 wiww, +>_> What >_> is ^.^ she >_> but :3 a fouw ^w^ contending rebel +xDD And graceless traitor to her >w< woving xDD wowd? +UwU I ^w^ am >w< asham'd :3 that x3 women OwO awe UwU so :33 simpwe +;;w;; To offer >w< waw :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> shouwd ^w^ knyeew fow :3 peace; +:33 Ow >_> seek fow rule, xDD supwemacy, ÚwÚ and sway, +x3 When ;;w;; they OwO awe bound to OwO sewve, xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and OwO obey. +Why OwO awe UwU ouw >_< bodies soft ÚwÚ and xDD weak ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ smooth, +Unyapt to ^w^ toww ÚwÚ and >_> twoubwe uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +OwO But :3 that UwU ouw soft :33 conditions ÚwÚ and UwU ouw heawts +Should weww agree with UwU ouw ÚwÚ extewnyaw parts? +^.^ Come, come, xDD you ^.^ fwowawd ÚwÚ and xDD unyabwe UwU wowins! +OwO My ^-^ mind hath :33 been >_< as big >_< as one of >_< youws, +OwO My >_< heawt >_< as ^.^ gweat, x3 my reason haply >_> mowe, +;;w;; To >w< bandy ;;w;; wowd fow ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and fwown fow fwown; +OwO But nyow UwU I >_> see UwU ouw wances OwO awe >_> but OwO stwaws, +Our ÚwÚ stwength >_< as ÚwÚ weak, UwU ouw ^.^ weaknyess x3 past compare, +:33 That ÚwÚ seeming to be UwU most which ^.^ we ÚwÚ indeed least x3 awe. +UwU Then vaiw x3 youw :3 stomachs, fow >w< it >_> is nyo UwU boot, +xDD And :33 pwace x3 youw ^.^ hands bewow x3 youw husband's >w< foot; +^w^ In ;;w;; token of which >_< duty, >_> if ^.^ he please, +OwO My uWu hand >_> is :3 weady, OwO may >w< it UwU do ^.^ him ^w^ ease. +>_< PETWUCHIO. Why, there's :3 a ^-^ wench! :3 Come ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and :3 kiss uWu me, OwO Kate. +:3 WUCENTIO. xDD Weww, OwO go >w< thy >w< ways, ;;w;; owd lad, fow xDD thou shalt OwO ha't. +uWu VINCENTIO. 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ good hearing when x3 chiwdwen OwO awe towawd. +:3 WUCENTIO. OwO But :3 a UwU hawsh hearing when x3 women OwO awe uWu fwowawd. +>_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Come, ^.^ Kate, we'll to :3 bed. +We >w< thwee OwO awe >w< mawwied, >_> but xDD you >w< two OwO awe sped. +:33 [To UwU WUCENTIO] >_< 'Twas UwU I ^.^ won x3 the ^.^ wagew, ^w^ though xDD you ;;w;; hit x3 the ^w^ white; +xDD And ^.^ being :3 a winner, ^w^ God UwU give xDD you ÚwÚ good night! +Exeunt xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and :3 KATHEWINyA +^.^ HOWTENSIO. Now OwO go >w< thy x3 ways; xDD thou x3 hast tam'd :3 a curst ÚwÚ shwow. +:3 WUCENTIO. 'Tis :3 a OwO wondew, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, ^.^ she xDD wiww be tam'd :3 so. +Exeunt + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +UwU 1612 + +^-^ THE :3 TEMPEST + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +^.^ AWONSO, ^w^ King of Nyapwes +^w^ SEBASTIAN, :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew +x3 PWOSPEWO, x3 the >w< wight >w< Duke of Milan +uWu ANTONyIO, :33 his brother, x3 the usuwping >w< Duke of Milan +OwO FEWDINyAND, >_< son to x3 the ^w^ King of Nyapwes +xDD GONZAWO, >w< an xDD honyest ;;w;; owd counsellor + +Lords +ADRIAN +FRANCISCO +CALIBAN, :3 a x3 savage ÚwÚ and >_< defowmed ;;w;; swave +TRINCULO, :3 a >_< jestew +OwO STEPHANyO, :3 a ^w^ dwunken >_< butwew +;;w;; MASTEW ÚwÚ OF ^-^ A ;;w;; SHIP +UwU BOATSWAIN +>_< MAWINyEWS + +:3 MIWANDA, daughter to Pwospewo + +ARIEL, >w< an airy ^w^ spiwit + +Spirits +IRIS +OwO CEWES +>w< JUNyO +x3 NYMPHS +;;w;; WEAPEWS +;;w;; Othew Spirits :33 attending on Pwospewo + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +^-^ A ship uWu at sea; afterwards >w< an uWu unyinhabited >_< iswand + + + +^-^ THE :3 TEMPEST +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 + +On :3 a ship uWu at sea; :3 a xDD tempestuous noise of >_> thundew ÚwÚ and lightning heard + +Entew :3 a ^w^ SHIPMASTEW ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU BOATSWAIN + +>_< MASTEW. ;;w;; Boatswain! +BOATSWAIN. Here, mastew; >_> what ^.^ cheew? +>_< MASTEW. ;;w;; Good! ^w^ Speak to x3 th' >_< mawinyews; faww uWu to't >_> yawewy, ow +^.^ we >w< wun ouwsewves aground; ^w^ bestiw, ;;w;; bestiw. uWu Exit + +Entew >_< MAWINyEWS + +BOATSWAIN. :33 Heigh, x3 my ÚwÚ heawts! cheewwy, cheewwy, x3 my ÚwÚ heawts! +yawe, OwO yawe! ^.^ Take uWu in x3 the UwU topsaiw. >_< Tend to x3 th' xDD mastew's +>_< whistwe. Blow >w< tiww xDD thou burst >w< thy ;;w;; wind, >_> if >_> woom enyough. + +Entew ^.^ AWONSO, ^w^ SEBASTIAN, uWu ANTONyIO, FEWDINyAND +xDD GONZAWO, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS + +^-^ AWONSO. ^-^ Good boatswain, uWu have >w< cawe. :3 Whewe's x3 the ÚwÚ mastew? +>_> Pway x3 the ^.^ men. +BOATSWAIN. UwU I pray now, >_< keep below. +>_> ANTONyIO. Whewe >_> is x3 the ^.^ mastew, :33 boson? +BOATSWAIN. Do xDD you nyot hear him? >_> You >_> maw UwU ouw ^w^ wabouw; +>_< keep x3 youw >w< cabins; xDD you UwU do xDD assist x3 the storm. +uWu GONZAWO. Nyay, UwU good, be uWu patient. +BOATSWAIN. x3 When x3 the sea >w< is. :33 Hence! >_> What ÚwÚ cawes these +^-^ woawews fow x3 the xDD nyame of UwU king? ;;w;; To x3 cabin! ^-^ siwence! ;;w;; Twoubwe +>_> us not. +uWu GONZAWO. OwO Good, yet remember ÚwÚ whom xDD thou x3 hast UwU aboawd. +BOATSWAIN. ^-^ Nyonye :3 that UwU I ^.^ mowe wuv than :3 mysewf. >_> You OwO awe +x3 counsewwow; >_> if xDD you ^.^ can ÚwÚ command these ÚwÚ ewements to +siwence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowk x3 the uWu peace of x3 the ÚwÚ pwesent, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot +uWu hand :3 a rope more. ^w^ Use x3 youw ^w^ authowity; >_> if xDD you cannot, UwU give +thanks xDD you uWu have liv'd UwU so long, ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> youwsewf ready +uWu in x3 youw UwU cabin fow x3 the :33 mischance of x3 the ^-^ houw, >_> if >w< it UwU so +hap.-Cheerly, ÚwÚ good uWu heawts!-Out of UwU ouw :3 way, UwU I :3 say. +uWu Exit +uWu GONZAWO. UwU I uWu have great uWu comfowt from ÚwÚ this UwU fewwow. Methinks +^.^ he hath nyo :3 dwownying mark ;;w;; upon him; :33 his >_< compwexion >_> is +:3 pewfect >_> gawwows. ;;w;; Stand OwO fast, ÚwÚ good Fate, to :33 his hanging; +>_< make x3 the rope of :33 his ^.^ destiny UwU ouw cabwe, fow UwU ouw UwU own xDD doth +xDD wittwe uWu advantage. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be nyot bown to be uWu hang'd, UwU ouw +case >_> is >w< misewabwe. Exeunt + +^.^ We-entew UwU BOATSWAIN + +BOATSWAIN. xDD Down with x3 the >w< topmast. >_< Yawe, >_< wowew, OwO wowew! +Bring her to >_> twy ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' xDD maincouwse. :3 [A cwy ;;w;; within] ^-^ A +pwague ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this howling! ^-^ They OwO awe :33 woudew than x3 the +>_> weathew ow UwU ouw ^w^ office. + +^.^ We-entew ^w^ SEBASTIAN, uWu ANTONyIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ GONZAWO + +ÚwÚ Yet x3 again! >_> What UwU do xDD you hewe? Shall ^.^ we UwU give uWu o'ew, ÚwÚ and +:3 dwown? :3 Have xDD you :3 a ^-^ mind to :33 sink? +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A uWu pox ^.^ o' x3 youw throat, xDD you ^.^ bawwing, xDD bwasphemous, +xDD inchawitabwe dog! +BOATSWAIN. ^-^ Wowk UwU you, UwU then. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ Hang, UwU cuw; uWu hang, xDD you whoweson, UwU insowent >_< nyoisemakew; +^.^ we OwO awe less :33 afwaid to be >w< dwown'd than xDD thou art. +uWu GONZAWO. I'll :33 wawwant ^.^ him fow drowning, ^w^ though x3 the ship :3 wewe +nyo stronger than :3 a ^.^ nyutsheww, ÚwÚ and >_< as leaky >_< as >w< an unstanched +>_< wench. +BOATSWAIN. Way her a-howd, ;;w;; a-howd; uWu set her >w< two ÚwÚ couwses; x3 off +to sea again; uWu way her off. + +Entew :33 MAWINyEWS, ÚwÚ Wet +MAWINyEWS. All OwO wost! to pwayews, to ^w^ pwayews! aww OwO wost! +Exeunt +BOATSWAIN. What, ^w^ must UwU ouw mouths be cowd? +uWu GONZAWO. uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Prince uWu at ^w^ pwayews! +:3 Wet's xDD assist ÚwÚ them, +For UwU ouw case >_> is >_< as theirs. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of OwO patience. +>_> ANTONyIO. We OwO awe mewewy x3 cheated of UwU ouw ;;w;; wives ^.^ by drunkards. +This UwU wide-chopp'd ^w^ wascaw-wouwd xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst >_< wie :3 dwownying +uWu The washing of ;;w;; ten >_< tides! +uWu GONZAWO. ^-^ He'ww be :33 hang'd ^w^ yet, +;;w;; Though every >_< dwop of UwU watew >_< sweaw OwO against :33 it, +xDD And >_> gape uWu at >w< wid'st to >_> gwut ^.^ him. +:3 [A ^-^ confused noise within: ^w^ Mewcy on ÚwÚ us! +We spwit, ^.^ we split! UwU Faweweww, x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chiwdwen! +UwU Faweweww, xDD bwothew! We spwit, ^.^ we spwit, ^.^ we split!] +>_> ANTONyIO. :3 Wet's aww sink ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' ;;w;; King. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Wet's OwO take OwO weave of ^.^ him. +Exeunt ÚwÚ ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and x3 SEBASTIAN +uWu GONZAWO. Now ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU give :3 a thousand ^-^ fuwwongs of sea fow +>w< an OwO acwe of ^-^ bawwen :33 gwound-wong heath, >_> bwown :3 fuwze, xDD any +>_> thing. uWu The wills :33 abuv be :33 donye, >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain ^-^ die +xDD dwy death. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE 2 + +uWu The >_< Iswand. ^.^ Befowe >_> PWOSPEWO'S cell + +Entew :33 PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and MIRANDA + +MIWANDA. ;;w;; If ^.^ by x3 youw awt, x3 my deawest ÚwÚ fathew, xDD you uWu have +>_> Put x3 the >w< wiwd watews uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 woaw, allay OwO them. +uWu The :3 sky, >w< it seems, ^.^ wouwd pouw down >w< stinking uWu pitch, +OwO But :3 that x3 the :33 sea, ^w^ mounting to x3 th' wewkin's OwO cheek, +^-^ Dashes x3 the fire OwO out. >_< O, UwU I uWu have suffered +With UwU those :3 that UwU I saw suffer! ^-^ A >_< bwave ^w^ vessew, +Who xDD had nyo doubt x3 some x3 nyobwe creature uWu in hew, +^.^ Dash'd aww to pieces! >_< O, x3 the cwy uWu did :3 knyock +^w^ Against x3 my xDD vewy :33 heawt! OwO Poow souws, ;;w;; they :33 pewish'd. +xDD Had UwU I :33 been xDD any god of x3 powew, UwU I ^.^ wouwd +:3 Have ;;w;; sunk x3 the sea within x3 the ^.^ eawth ow ere +^.^ It >_> shouwd x3 the ÚwÚ good ship UwU so uWu have swallow'd ÚwÚ and +uWu The fraughting >w< souws within her. +PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Be ^w^ conyected; +No ^.^ mowe amazement; tell x3 youw ^.^ piteous >_< heawt +>_> Thewe's nyo x3 hawm ^-^ donye. +MIWANDA. >_< O, woe x3 the ^.^ day! +PWOSPEWO. No harm. +UwU I uWu have donye >_< nyothing >_> but uWu in :3 cawe of ÚwÚ thee, +Of ÚwÚ thee, x3 my uWu deaw one, ÚwÚ thee, x3 my ^w^ daughtew, who +Awt ÚwÚ ignyowant of >_> what xDD thou awt, >_< nyought x3 knyowing +Of >_> whence UwU I am, nor :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe xDD bettew +Than >_> Pwospewo, >_< mastew of :3 a full poor cell, +xDD And >w< thy nyo :33 gweatew :33 fathew. +MIWANDA. uWu Mowe to ^.^ knyow +Did >_< nyevew UwU meddwe with x3 my >w< thoughts. +PWOSPEWO. 'Tis time +UwU I >_> shouwd infowm uWu thee ÚwÚ fawthew. uWu Wend >w< thy uWu hand, +xDD And pluck x3 my >w< magic ^.^ gawment from x3 me. So, +ÚwÚ [Ways down :33 his >w< mantwe] +Lie there x3 my art. :33 Wipe xDD thou ^.^ thinye eyes; uWu have UwU comfowt. +uWu The ^.^ diwefuw ^.^ spectacwe of x3 the ^.^ wweck, which touch'd +uWu The xDD vewy viwtue of >w< compassion uWu in ÚwÚ thee, +UwU I uWu have with xDD such x3 pwovision uWu in >_< minye awt +^w^ So >w< safewy owdewed :3 that there >_> is nyo ;;w;; souw- +:3 Nyo, nyot UwU so much ;;w;; pewdition >_< as >w< an >_< haiw +uWu Betid to xDD any creature uWu in x3 the vessel +>_< Which xDD thou heard'st ^-^ cwy, which xDD thou ^w^ saw'st :3 sink. +xDD Sit ;;w;; down, fow xDD thou ^w^ must nyow ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ fawthew. +MIWANDA. >_> You uWu have often +>_> Begun to tell ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I am; >_> but >_> stopp'd, +xDD And left ;;w;; me to :3 a bootwess >w< inquisition, +^.^ Concwuding ^-^ 'Stay; nyot yet.' +PWOSPEWO. uWu The hour's nyow >_< come; +uWu The xDD vewy minyute UwU bids uWu thee ^w^ ope ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. +Obey, ÚwÚ and be >w< attentive. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou remember +^-^ A time >w< befowe ^.^ we ^-^ came >w< unto ÚwÚ this ceww? +UwU I UwU do nyot think xDD thou >_> canst; fow xDD then xDD thou >w< wast nyot +UwU Out >w< thwee years ^-^ owd. +MIWANDA. ^.^ Cewtainwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I ;;w;; can. +PWOSPEWO. ^-^ By UwU what? ^-^ By xDD any othew house, ow ^.^ pewson? +Of xDD any ^.^ thing x3 the ÚwÚ image, tell uWu me, :3 that +>_< Hath :33 kept with >w< thy remembrance? +MIWANDA. 'Tis uWu faw ^w^ off, +xDD And rather ^.^ wike :3 a dweam than >w< an assurance +:33 That x3 my wemembwance warrants. xDD Had UwU I nyot +:33 Fouw, ow ÚwÚ five, x3 women ^w^ once, :3 that tended me? +PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ hadst, ÚwÚ and >_> mowe, uWu Miwanda. OwO But >w< how >_> is >w< it +:33 That ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wives uWu in >w< thy :3 mind? >_> What seest xDD thou >_> ewse +^w^ In x3 the dark uWu backwawd ÚwÚ and >_> abysm of >w< time? +;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ wememb'west ^w^ aught, ere xDD thou xDD cam'st UwU hewe, +How xDD thou xDD cam'st OwO hewe xDD thou mayst. +MIWANDA. OwO But :3 that UwU I UwU do not. +PWOSPEWO. Twewve xDD yeaw since, :33 Miwanda, >_< twewve xDD yeaw since, +x3 Thy >w< fathew UwU was x3 the >w< Duke of Milan, ÚwÚ and +^-^ A >_> pwince of UwU powew. +MIWANDA. UwU Siw, OwO awe nyot xDD you x3 my father? +PWOSPEWO. x3 Thy mothew UwU was :3 a ^.^ piece of virtue, ÚwÚ and +:33 She uWu said xDD thou >w< wast x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< fathew +Was >w< Duke of Milan, ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< onwy heir +xDD And ^-^ pwincess nyo xDD wowse issued. +MIWANDA. >_< O, x3 the OwO heavens! +>_> What fouw :33 pway xDD had ^.^ we :3 that ^.^ we ^-^ came from :3 thence? +:33 Ow blessed :3 was't ^.^ we xDD did? +PWOSPEWO. ^-^ Both, xDD both, x3 my ^w^ giww. +^-^ By fouw ^.^ pway, >_< as xDD thou xDD say'st, :3 wewe ^.^ we ^.^ heav'd >w< thence; +OwO But bwessedwy holp hithew. +MIWANDA. >_< O, x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ bweeds +;;w;; To think ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU teen :3 that UwU I uWu have >_> tuwn'd xDD you ^.^ to, +>_< Which >_> is from x3 my :3 wemembwance. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, ÚwÚ fawthew. +PWOSPEWO. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu uncwe, ^w^ caww'd Antonyio- +UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, mark ;;w;; me :3 that :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew >_> shouwd +^w^ Be UwU so perfidious. ^-^ He, ÚwÚ whom :3 nyext >w< thysewf +Of aww x3 the wowwd UwU I ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and to ^.^ him put +uWu The manage of x3 my ^w^ state; >_< as uWu at :3 that time +^.^ Thwough aww x3 the signories >w< it UwU was x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, +xDD And Pwospewo x3 the prime x3 duke, ^.^ being UwU so weputed +^w^ In UwU dignyity, ÚwÚ and fow x3 the xDD wibewaw >w< awts +Without :3 a x3 pawawwew, UwU those ^.^ being aww x3 my study- +uWu The guvwnment UwU I ;;w;; cast ;;w;; upon x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew +xDD And to x3 my >w< state ^-^ gwew uWu stwangew, ^.^ being twanspowted +xDD And wapt uWu in secret >w< studies. x3 Thy UwU fawse OwO uncwe- +uWu Dost xDD thou >_< attend me? +MIWANDA. UwU Siw, UwU most heedfully. +PWOSPEWO. uWu Being >_> once OwO pewfected >w< how to gwant suits, +How to UwU deny ÚwÚ them, who t' OwO advance, ÚwÚ and who +;;w;; To ^w^ twash fow uWu uvw-topping, x3 nyew created +uWu The ^-^ cweatuwes :3 that :3 wewe >_> minye, UwU I say, ow chang'd 'em, +:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 nyew UwU fowm'd >w< 'em; xDD having both x3 the OwO key +Of officer ÚwÚ and office, uWu set aww heawts :33 i' x3 th' >w< state +;;w;; To >_> what tune pleas'd :33 his ^-^ eaw; :3 that nyow ^.^ he UwU was +uWu The >_< ivy which xDD had >_< hid x3 my princely UwU twunk +xDD And ^-^ suck'd x3 my ^-^ vewduwe x3 out ^.^ on't. ^.^ Thou attend'st not. +MIWANDA. >_< O, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 do! +PWOSPEWO. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, mark x3 me. +UwU I OwO thus xDD nyegwecting ^-^ wowwdwy >w< ends, aww >_> dedicated +;;w;; To UwU cwosenyess ÚwÚ and x3 the bettering of x3 my ^-^ mind +With :3 that ^w^ which, >_> but ^.^ by ^.^ being UwU so retir'd, +O'er-priz'd aww :33 popuwaw rate, uWu in x3 my UwU fawse ÚwÚ bwothew +ÚwÚ Awak'd >w< an eviw >_< nyatuwe; ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ twust, +Wike :3 a ÚwÚ good parent, uWu did x3 beget of ^.^ him +^-^ A fawsehood, uWu in OwO its :33 contwawy >_< as great +;;w;; As x3 my :33 twust OwO was; which xDD had ÚwÚ indeed nyo >_< wimit, +^-^ A :3 confidence x3 sans UwU bound. >w< He ^.^ being OwO thus ^.^ wowded, +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< onwy with >_> what x3 my >_> wevenyue yielded, +OwO But >_> what x3 my powew ^w^ might >_> ewse :3 exact, ^.^ wike one +Who xDD having x3 into truth, ^.^ by :3 tewwing of :33 it, +Made xDD such :3 a UwU sinnyew of :33 his xDD memowy, +;;w;; To cwedit :33 his UwU own >_> wie-he uWu did ^-^ bewieve +>w< He UwU was ÚwÚ indeed x3 the ^-^ Duke; x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' substitution, +xDD And :3 executing x3 th' :33 outwawd OwO face of xDD woyawty +With aww >w< pwewogative. OwO Hence :33 his ^-^ ambition >w< gwowing- +uWu Dost xDD thou UwU heaw? +MIWANDA. uWu Youw :33 tawe, ^w^ siw, ^.^ wouwd >w< cuwe deafness. +PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; To uWu have nyo screen ^-^ between ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ he pway'd +xDD And ^.^ him ^.^ he pway'd >w< it for, ^.^ he >_< nyeeds xDD wiww be +Absolute Milan. >_> Me, poor ^w^ man-my x3 wibwawy +Was x3 dukedom large enough-of :33 tempowaw :33 woyawties +>w< He ^w^ thinks ;;w;; me nyow :33 incapabwe; uWu confedewates, +^w^ So xDD dwy ^.^ he UwU was fow sway, ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' ^w^ King of Naples, +;;w;; To UwU give ^.^ him >w< annyuaw OwO twibute, UwU do ^.^ him ^w^ homage, +:33 Subject :33 his >_< cowonyet to :33 his :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and >w< bend +uWu The dukedom, yet unbow'd-awas, poor ÚwÚ Miwan!- +;;w;; To UwU most ignoble stooping. +MIWANDA. x3 O x3 the OwO heavens! +PWOSPEWO. >_> Mawk :33 his ^w^ condition, ÚwÚ and x3 th' uWu event, xDD then tell ;;w;; me +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this ^w^ might be :3 a ^-^ bwothew. +MIWANDA. UwU I >_> shouwd x3 sin +;;w;; To think >_> but ;;w;; nyobwy of x3 my ÚwÚ gwandmothew: +^-^ Good ÚwÚ wombs uWu have :3 bownye :33 bad >w< sons. +PWOSPEWO. Now x3 the ^w^ condition: +This ^w^ King of Naples, ^.^ being >w< an ;;w;; enyemy +;;w;; To ;;w;; me UwU invetewate, uWu heawkens x3 my brother's x3 suit; +>_< Which UwU was, :3 that xDD he, uWu in ÚwÚ wieu ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ pwemises, +Of ^w^ homage, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how much OwO twibute, +Should presently >w< extiwpate ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_< minye +UwU Out of x3 the dukedom, ÚwÚ and confew >w< faiw Milan +With aww x3 the honyouws on x3 my ^-^ bwothew. ^w^ Wheweon, +^-^ A treacherous ^.^ awmy :33 wevied, one ;;w;; midnyight +Fated to x3 th' xDD puwpose, uWu did Antonio open +uWu The :3 gates of :3 Miwan; x3 and, :33 i' x3 th' >_< dead of ^-^ dawknyess, +uWu The ministers fow x3 th' OwO puwpose ^.^ huwwied thence +x3 Me ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 cwying sewf. +MIWANDA. xDD Awack, fow ^.^ pity! +I, nyot wememb'wing >w< how UwU I cried x3 out >w< then, +Will cwy >w< it ^-^ o'ew again; >w< it >_> is :3 a hint +:33 That ÚwÚ wwings >_< minye eyes to't. +PWOSPEWO. >w< Heaw :3 a xDD wittwe further, +xDD And xDD then I'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to x3 the xDD pwesent busines +>_< Which ÚwÚ nyow's ;;w;; upon ;;w;; 's; ^-^ without x3 the which ÚwÚ this ^-^ stowy +^.^ Wewe UwU most x3 impewtinyent. +MIWANDA. ÚwÚ Whewefowe uWu did ;;w;; they nyot +:33 That >_> houw ÚwÚ destwoy us? +PWOSPEWO. Weww >w< demanded, ^-^ wench! +OwO My xDD tawe >_> pwovokes :3 that x3 question. Dear, ;;w;; they x3 duwst >_> nyot, +^w^ So uWu deaw x3 the wuv x3 my OwO peopwe bore OwO me; nor uWu set +^-^ A mark UwU so bwoody on x3 the ^.^ businyess; >_> but +With cowouws fairer painted uWu theiw fouw >_< ends. +^w^ In ÚwÚ few, ;;w;; they ^.^ huwwied >_> us OwO aboawd :3 a >w< bawk; +^-^ Bowe >_> us x3 some x3 weagues to :33 sea, :3 whewe ;;w;; they ^w^ pwepawed +^-^ A wotten ^.^ cawcass of :3 a ^.^ butt, nyot rigg'd, +x3 Nyow ;;w;; tackwe, sail, nor mast; x3 the xDD vewy OwO wats +Instinctively uWu have ^.^ quit :3 it. >_> Thewe ;;w;; they hoist us, +;;w;; To cwy to x3 th' :33 sea, :3 that >w< woaw'd to us; to x3 sigh +;;w;; To x3 th' winds, x3 whose pity, ^-^ sighing back OwO again, +Did >_> us >_> but >w< woving wrong. +MIWANDA. xDD Awack, >_> what >_> twoubwe +Was UwU I xDD then to you! +PWOSPEWO. >_< O, :3 a >_< chewubin +^.^ Thou >w< wast :3 that uWu did pwesewve me! ^.^ Thou :33 didst :33 smiwe, +:33 Infused with :3 a xDD fowtitude from ^.^ heaven, +x3 When UwU I uWu have deck'd x3 the sea with ^.^ dwops full UwU sawt, +;;w;; Undew x3 my buwden ^-^ gwoan'd; which >_> wais'd uWu in ;;w;; me +^-^ An undergoing ^w^ stomach, to UwU beaw x3 up +^w^ Against >_> what >_> shouwd >_> ensue. +MIWANDA. How ^-^ came ^.^ we ashore? +PWOSPEWO. ^-^ By Providence ^-^ divinye. +;;w;; Some OwO food ^.^ we xDD had ÚwÚ and x3 some >w< fwesh UwU watew :3 that +^-^ A x3 nyobwe :3 Nyeapowitan, Gonzalo, +UwU Out of :33 his chawity, who ^.^ being xDD then uWu appointed +>_< Mastew of ÚwÚ this :33 design, uWu did UwU give us, with +Wich garments, linens, xDD stuffs, ÚwÚ and :3 nyecessawies, +>_< Which xDD since uWu have >_> steaded >_> much; >_> so, of :33 his gentwenyess, +Knyowing UwU I :3 wov'd x3 my books, ^.^ he OwO fuwnyish'd ;;w;; me +Fwom >_< minye UwU own x3 wibwawy with volumes :3 that +UwU I >w< pwize :33 abuv x3 my ÚwÚ dukedom. +MIWANDA. Wouwd UwU I ^w^ might +OwO But OwO evew >_> see :3 that ;;w;; man! +PWOSPEWO. Now UwU I uWu awise. ;;w;; [Puts on :33 his >w< mantwe] +xDD Sit still, ÚwÚ and hear x3 the >w< wast of UwU ouw ÚwÚ sea-sowwow. +:3 Hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< iswand ^.^ we ^.^ awwiv'd; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe +:3 Have I, >w< thy schoowmastew, UwU made uWu thee ^.^ mowe pwofit +Than othew ^w^ pwincess' ^-^ can, :3 that uWu have ^.^ mowe time +For uWu vainyew houws, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tutows nyot UwU so >_< cawefuw. +MIWANDA. ^w^ Heavens >_> thank xDD you for't! xDD And now, UwU I pray UwU you, +^w^ siw, +For still UwU 'tis beating uWu in x3 my UwU mind, x3 youw reason +For uWu waising ÚwÚ this ^.^ sea-stowm? +PWOSPEWO. xDD Knyow OwO thus uWu faw ^.^ fowth: +^-^ By :33 accident UwU most >_> stwange, >_> bountifuw ÚwÚ Fowtunye, +Now x3 my uWu deaw UwU wady, hath >_< minye >_< enyemies +Bwought to ÚwÚ this shore; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my uWu pwescience +UwU I find x3 my zenyith xDD doth :3 depend ;;w;; upon +^-^ A UwU most auspicious UwU staw, x3 whose ÚwÚ infwuence +;;w;; If nyow UwU I court >_> nyot, >_> but ;;w;; omit, x3 my fowtunyes +Will OwO evew ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ dwoop. :3 Hewe xDD cease ^.^ mowe questions; +^.^ Thou awt ^-^ incwin'd to ^w^ sweep; UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ good duwwnyess, +xDD And UwU give >w< it >_> way. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot UwU choose. +OwO [MIWANDA sweeps] +:3 Come away, sewvant; >_< come; UwU I ^w^ am ready now. +uWu Appwoach, x3 my Ariel. >w< Come. + +Entew uWu AWIEW + +ÚwÚ AWIEW. All hail, great x3 mastew! :3 gwave ^w^ siw, ^.^ haiw! UwU I come +;;w;; To answew >w< thy best pweasuwe; ^.^ be't to fly, +;;w;; To swim, to ^w^ dive x3 into x3 the ^w^ fiwe, to uWu wide +On x3 the :3 cuww'd x3 cwouds. ;;w;; To >w< thy >w< stwong OwO bidding :3 task +^.^ Awiew ÚwÚ and aww :33 his ÚwÚ quawity. +PWOSPEWO. Hast UwU thou, ^-^ spiwit, +;;w;; Pewfowm'd to :33 point x3 the UwU tempest :3 that UwU I ;;w;; bade thee? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. ;;w;; To every >w< awticwe. +UwU I boawded x3 the >_< King's >_< ship; nyow on x3 the OwO beak, +Now uWu in x3 the >_< waist, x3 the ^w^ deck, uWu in every ^.^ cabin, +UwU I >w< fwam'd amazement. :3 Sometime ;;w;; I'd divide, +xDD And buwn uWu in UwU many >_> pwaces; on x3 the UwU topmast, +uWu The ^.^ yawds, ÚwÚ and bowspwit, ^.^ wouwd UwU I fwame distinctwy, +UwU Then :3 meet ÚwÚ and ^w^ join Juv's lightning, x3 the pwecuwsows +UwU O' x3 th' :3 dweadfuw thunder-claps, ^.^ mowe momentawy +xDD And sight-outwunnying :3 wewe x3 nyot; x3 the fire ÚwÚ and xDD cwacks +Of UwU suwphuwous xDD woawing x3 the UwU most ^-^ mighty Nyeptunye +Seem to >_> besiege, ÚwÚ and >_< make :33 his bold ;;w;; waves :33 twembwe, +Yea, :33 his xDD dwead >w< twident ^w^ shake. +PWOSPEWO. OwO My >_< bwave :33 spiwit! +Who UwU was UwU so OwO fiwm, UwU so constant, :3 that ÚwÚ this coiw +Wouwd nyot ÚwÚ infect :33 his uWu weason? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a :3 souw +OwO But UwU fewt :3 a x3 fevew of x3 the mad, ÚwÚ and pway'd +;;w;; Some tricks of desperation. All >_> but xDD mawinyews +>w< Pwung'd uWu in x3 the UwU foaming uWu bwinye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ quit x3 the ^w^ vessew, +UwU Then aww uWu afiwe with OwO me; x3 the >_< King's x3 son, OwO Fewdinyand, +With >_< haiw :33 up-stawing-then ^.^ wike ÚwÚ weeds, nyot UwU haiw- +Was x3 the xDD fiwst x3 man :3 that leapt; cried ^.^ 'Heww >_> is uWu empty, +xDD And aww x3 the xDD deviws OwO awe here.' +PWOSPEWO. Why, ^w^ that's x3 my :33 spiwit! +OwO But UwU was nyot ÚwÚ this ^.^ nyigh shore? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. :33 Cwose UwU by, x3 my master. +PWOSPEWO. OwO But OwO awe >w< they, ;;w;; Awiew, :3 safe? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< haiw perish'd; +On uWu theiw UwU sustainying xDD gawments nyot :3 a ÚwÚ bwemish, +OwO But ^-^ fweshew than befowe; x3 and, >_< as xDD thou :3 bad'st uWu me, +^w^ In troops UwU I uWu have uWu dispews'd them 'bout x3 the >_> iswe. +uWu The >_< King's >_< son uWu have UwU I landed ^.^ by himsewf, +;;w;; Whom UwU I left coowing of x3 the ^w^ aiw with :3 sighs +^w^ In >w< an >w< odd :3 angwe of x3 the isle, ÚwÚ and :33 sitting, +ÚwÚ His :3 awms uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> sad ÚwÚ knyot. +PWOSPEWO. Of x3 the >_< King's ship, +uWu The UwU mawinyews, >_> say >w< how xDD thou x3 hast uWu dispos'd, +xDD And aww x3 the xDD west ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO fweet? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. :33 Safewy uWu in uWu hawbouw +Is x3 the >_< King's >_< ship; uWu in x3 the >_> deep >w< nyook, :3 whewe >_> once +^.^ Thou call'dst ;;w;; me x3 up uWu at ;;w;; midnyight to :3 fetch :33 dew +Fwom x3 the still-vex'd Bewmoothes, there ^w^ she's UwU hid; +uWu The xDD mawinyews aww :33 undew >_> hatches stowed, +UwU Who, with :3 a >_> chawm OwO join'd to uWu theiw ;;w;; suff'wed wabouw, +UwU I uWu have left x3 asweep; ÚwÚ and fow x3 the xDD west ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< fweet, +>_< Which UwU I UwU dispews'd, ;;w;; they aww uWu have >w< met OwO again, +xDD And OwO awe ;;w;; upon x3 the Meditewwanyean fwote +^.^ Bound sadwy ^.^ home fow Naples, +UwU Supposing :3 that ;;w;; they saw x3 the >_< King's ship wreck'd, +xDD And :33 his great ÚwÚ pewson x3 pewish. +PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; Awiew, >w< thy :3 chawge +Exactly >_> is pewfowm'd; >_> but there's ^.^ mowe >w< wowk. +>_> What >_> is x3 the time ^.^ o' x3 th' >w< day? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^w^ Past x3 the :3 mid ^.^ season. +PWOSPEWO. At least >w< two glasses. uWu The time 'twixt six ÚwÚ and nyow +:3 Must ^.^ by >_> us both be xDD spent UwU most pweciouswy. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. Is there ^.^ mowe toiw? Since xDD thou dost UwU give ;;w;; me pains, +Let ;;w;; me remember uWu thee >_> what xDD thou x3 hast pwomis'd, +>_< Which >_> is nyot yet pewfowm'd x3 me. +PWOSPEWO. How now, x3 moody? +>_> What :3 is't xDD thou ;;w;; canst demand? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. OwO My OwO wibewty. +PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Befowe x3 the time be out? No uWu mowe! +ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, +ÚwÚ Wemembew UwU I uWu have donye uWu thee ÚwÚ wowthy sewvice, +Towd uWu thee nyo lies, UwU made uWu thee nyo UwU mistakings, sewv'd +Without ow >_< gwudge ow OwO gwumbwings. ^.^ Thou :33 didst promise +;;w;; To uWu bate ;;w;; me :3 a full year. +PWOSPEWO. uWu Dost xDD thou x3 fowget +Fwom >_> what :3 a x3 towment UwU I uWu did fwee thee? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. No. +PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou dost; ÚwÚ and think'st >w< it much to ;;w;; twead x3 the :3 ooze +Of x3 the ^-^ sawt >w< deep, +;;w;; To >w< wun ;;w;; upon x3 the ^-^ shawp wind of x3 the :33 nyowth, +;;w;; To UwU do ;;w;; me business uWu in x3 the >_> veins ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth +x3 When >w< it >_> is ^.^ bak'd with >w< fwost. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, sir. +PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou liest, malignant >_> thing. Hast xDD thou fowgot +uWu The fouw >w< witch Sycorax, who with age ÚwÚ and :3 envy +Was grown x3 into :3 a hoop? Hast xDD thou fowgot OwO hew? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. :3 Nyo, sir. +PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou OwO hast. Whewe UwU was ^.^ she ^.^ bown? +uWu Speak; tell x3 me. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU Siw, uWu in Awgiew. +PWOSPEWO. >_< O, UwU was ^.^ she so? UwU I ^w^ must +Once uWu in :3 a >_> month ^w^ wecount >_> what xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ been, +>_< Which xDD thou :3 fowget'st. This damn'd >w< witch Sycorax, +For >w< mischiefs >w< manyifowd, ÚwÚ and sowcewies tewwibwe +;;w;; To enter human UwU heawing, from Argier +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU was ÚwÚ banyish'd; fow one ^.^ thing ^.^ she uWu did +^-^ They ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take her life. Is nyot ÚwÚ this twue? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. Ay, sir. +PWOSPEWO. This ^w^ bwue-ey'd xDD hag UwU was ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ bwought with child, +xDD And OwO hewe UwU was left ^.^ by uWu th'saiwows. Thou, x3 my :33 swave, +;;w;; As xDD thou report'st ;;w;; thysewf, >w< wast xDD then her sewvant; +^.^ And, fow xDD thou >w< wast :3 a ^w^ spiwit ^w^ too xDD dewicate +;;w;; To ;;w;; act her uWu eawthy ÚwÚ and >_> abhoww'd UwU commands, +Refusing her grand :33 hests, ^.^ she uWu did UwU confinye ÚwÚ thee, +^-^ By OwO hewp of her ^.^ mowe x3 potent ^-^ minyistews, +xDD And uWu in her UwU most ^-^ unmitigabwe rage, +^.^ Into :3 a x3 cwuvn >_< pinye; within which UwU wift +^-^ Impwison'd xDD thou :33 didst painfully wemain +^-^ A ^.^ dozen uWu yeaws; within which xDD space ^.^ she died, +xDD And left uWu thee thewe, :3 whewe xDD thou :33 didst uWu vent >w< thy groans +;;w;; As ÚwÚ fast >_< as miww-wheews stwike. UwU Then UwU was ÚwÚ this x3 iswand- +:3 Save fow x3 the >_< son :3 that ^.^ she uWu did ^.^ wittew UwU hewe, +^-^ A ^.^ fweckw'd ÚwÚ whewp, >_< hag-bown-nyot :3 honyouw'd with +^-^ A human UwU shape. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. Yes, uWu Cawiban her OwO son. +PWOSPEWO. ^-^ Duww ÚwÚ thing, UwU I >_> say so; xDD he, :3 that uWu Cawiban +;;w;; Whom nyow UwU I >_< keep uWu in service. ^.^ Thou best ^w^ knyow'st +>_> What x3 towment UwU I uWu did find uWu thee UwU in; >w< thy groans +Did >_< make wolves ^.^ howw, ÚwÚ and OwO penyetwate x3 the breasts +Of xDD evew-angwy >_< beaws; >w< it UwU was :3 a x3 towment +;;w;; To uWu way ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ damn'd, which xDD Sycowax +Could nyot again >_< undo. ^.^ It UwU was >_< minye awt, +x3 When UwU I ^-^ awwiv'd ÚwÚ and heard ÚwÚ thee, :3 that UwU made >_> gape +uWu The UwU pinye, ÚwÚ and wet uWu thee OwO out. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, master. +PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; If xDD thou ^.^ mowe murmur'st, UwU I xDD wiww rend >w< an ÚwÚ oak +xDD And UwU peg uWu thee uWu in :33 his ^.^ knyotty entwaiws, >w< tiww +^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu howw'd OwO away >_< twewve ^w^ wintews. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. Pawdon, mastew; +UwU I xDD wiww be ;;w;; cowwespondent to >_> command, +xDD And UwU do x3 my xDD spwiting >_> gentwy. +PWOSPEWO. Do so; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew >w< two OwO days +UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge thee. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. >w< That's x3 my x3 nyobwe x3 mastew! +>_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? x3 Say what. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? +PWOSPEWO. Go >_< make >w< thysewf ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ nymph ^.^ o' x3 th' sea; be x3 subject +;;w;; To nyo ^.^ sight >_> but ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and >_> minye, invisible +;;w;; To every >_< eyebaww ewse. Go OwO take ÚwÚ this UwU shape, +xDD And ÚwÚ hithew come uWu in :3 't. ^w^ Go, >w< hence with :3 diwigence! +uWu Exit uWu AWIEW +xDD Awake, uWu deaw uWu heawt, ;;w;; awake; xDD thou x3 hast slept well; +^.^ Awake. +MIWANDA. uWu The :33 stwangenyess of x3 youw ^-^ stowy put +:3 Heavinyess uWu in x3 me. +PWOSPEWO. :33 Shake >w< it off. :3 Come ;;w;; on, +^-^ We'ww x3 visit >_< Cawiban, x3 my :33 swave, who >_< nyevew +xDD Yiewds >_> us uWu kind answer. +MIWANDA. 'Tis :3 a villain, ^w^ siw, +UwU I UwU do nyot wuv to wook :3 on. +PWOSPEWO. OwO But >_< as x3 'tis, +We ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; miss :33 him: ^.^ he does >_< make UwU ouw ^w^ fiwe, +^-^ Fetch uWu in UwU ouw wood, ÚwÚ and sewves uWu in ;;w;; offices +:33 That pwofit >_> us. >_> What ho! x3 swave! Caliban! +^.^ Thou earth, ^w^ thou! :33 Speak. +CALIBAN. :3 [ ;;w;; Within] >_> Thewe's uWu wood enough x3 within. +PWOSPEWO. :3 Come ^-^ fowth, UwU I say; there's othew business fow thee. +^.^ Come, xDD thou tortoise! xDD when? + +^.^ We-entew uWu AWIEW ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ watew-nymph + +:33 Finye UwU appawition! OwO My ^w^ quaint ;;w;; Awiew, +^.^ Hawk uWu in ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. OwO My uWu wowd, >w< it UwU shaww be ^-^ donye. uWu Exit +PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou OwO poisonyous :33 swave, ^w^ got ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< himsewf +>_> Upon >w< thy wicked :33 dam, come OwO fowth! + +Entew ÚwÚ CAWIBAN + +CALIBAN. ;;w;; As wicked :33 dew >_< as ;;w;; e'ew x3 my mothew bwush'd +With raven's ÚwÚ feathew from ^.^ unwhowesome ^-^ fen +ÚwÚ Dwop on xDD you UwU both! ^-^ A >_> south-west ^w^ bwow on OwO ye +xDD And UwU bwistew xDD you aww o'ew! +PWOSPEWO. For uWu this, be x3 suwe, ^.^ to-nyight xDD thou shalt uWu have ;;w;; cwamps, +x3 Side-stitches :3 that UwU shaww OwO pen >w< thy UwU bweath xDD up; >_> uwchins +Shaww, fow :3 that >_> vast of >w< nyight :3 that ;;w;; they OwO may work, +All ÚwÚ exewcise on ÚwÚ thee; xDD thou shalt be ;;w;; pinch'd +;;w;; As thick >_< as :3 honyeycomb, >_< each pinch ^.^ mowe stinging +Than ÚwÚ bees :3 that UwU made ^.^ 'em. +CALIBAN. UwU I ^w^ must eat x3 my uWu dinnyew. +This island's >_> minye, ^.^ by xDD Sycowax x3 my :33 mothew, +>_< Which xDD thou :33 tak'st from x3 me. x3 When xDD thou xDD cam'st ÚwÚ fiwst, +^.^ Thou strok'st ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and UwU made much of uWu me, wouldst UwU give ;;w;; me +Watew with >_< bewwies OwO in't, ÚwÚ and >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how +;;w;; To xDD nyame x3 the ;;w;; biggew wight, ÚwÚ and >w< how x3 the UwU wess, +:33 That buwn ^.^ by day ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyight; ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I :3 wov'd ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And ^w^ show'd uWu thee aww x3 the :33 quawities ^.^ o' x3 th' isle, +uWu The >w< fwesh xDD spwings, bwinye-pits, ^-^ bawwen :33 pwace ÚwÚ and ^.^ fewtiwe. +Cuws'd be UwU I :3 that uWu did so! All x3 the chawms +Of Sycorax, toads, beetles, ÚwÚ bats, >w< wight on you! +For UwU I ^w^ am aww x3 the subjects :3 that xDD you have, +>_< Which xDD fiwst UwU was >_< minye UwU own uWu king; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe xDD you >w< sty ;;w;; me +^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 hawd :33 wock, whiwes xDD you UwU do >_< keep from ;;w;; me +uWu The xDD west ^.^ o' x3 th' iswand. +PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou UwU most lying :33 swave, +;;w;; Whom ^.^ stwipes OwO may x3 muv, nyot kindness! UwU I uWu have ;;w;; us'd ÚwÚ thee, +;;w;; Fiwth >_< as xDD thou awt, with human care, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wodg'd uWu thee +^w^ In >_< minye UwU own cell, >w< tiww xDD thou :33 didst >_> seek to xDD viowate +uWu The honour of x3 my :33 chiwd. +CALIBAN. x3 O :3 ho, x3 O ho! Would't xDD had :33 been ^-^ donye. +^.^ Thou :33 didst ^w^ pwevent OwO me; UwU I xDD had ^.^ peopw'd >_> ewse +This isle with ^-^ Cawibans. +MIWANDA. uWu Abhowwed :33 swave, +>_< Which xDD any pwint of xDD goodnyess wiwt nyot take, +uWu Being capabwe of aww iww! UwU I uWu pitied ÚwÚ thee, +>w< Took ^w^ pains to >_< make uWu thee :3 speak, ÚwÚ taught uWu thee >_< each >_> houw +x3 Onye ^.^ thing ow :3 othew. x3 When xDD thou :33 didst >_> nyot, uWu savage, +xDD Knyow ^.^ thinye UwU own meanying, >_> but wouldst >_< gabbwe ^.^ wike +^-^ A ^.^ thing UwU most brutish, UwU I endow'd >w< thy uWu puwposes +With wowds :3 that UwU made them knyown. OwO But >w< thy ^-^ viwe :33 wace, +;;w;; Though xDD thou :33 didst ÚwÚ weawn, xDD had :3 that OwO in't which ÚwÚ good natures +Could nyot abide to be x3 with; >_< thewefowe >w< wast xDD thou +>_> Desewvedwy >_< confin'd x3 into ÚwÚ this :33 wock, who >w< hadst +Desewv'd ^.^ mowe than :3 a x3 pwison. +CALIBAN. >_> You ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me wanguage, ÚwÚ and x3 my pwofit ^.^ on't +Is, UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< how to cuwse. uWu The red pwague x3 wid xDD you +For :33 weawnying ;;w;; me x3 youw OwO wanguage! +PWOSPEWO. Hag-seed, UwU hence! +^-^ Fetch >_> us uWu in fuew. xDD And be quick, xDD thou ;;w;; 'wt ^w^ best, +;;w;; To answew othew business. Shwug'st UwU thou, mawice? +;;w;; If xDD thou OwO nyegwect'st, ow dost uWu unwiwwingwy +>_> What UwU I >_> command, I'll ^.^ wack uWu thee with ;;w;; owd ;;w;; cwamps, +Fiww aww >w< thy bones with >_> aches, >_< make uWu thee :33 woaw, +:33 That x3 beasts UwU shaww :3 twembwe uWu at >w< thy din. +CALIBAN. :3 Nyo, pray thee. +:3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ must OwO obey. ÚwÚ His awt >_> is of xDD such pow'r, +^.^ It ^.^ wouwd contwow x3 my x3 dam's ^.^ god, xDD Setebos, +xDD And >_< make :3 a ^.^ vassaw of ^.^ him. +PWOSPEWO. So, ;;w;; swave; UwU hence! uWu Exit ÚwÚ CAWIBAN + +^.^ We-entew uWu AWIEW >_> invisibwe, :3 pwaying >_< ad singing; +FEWDINyAND fowwowing + +^w^ AWIEW'S OwO SONG. +:3 Come >w< unto these >w< yewwow x3 sands, +xDD And xDD then OwO take hands; +Cuwtsied when xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ and uWu kiss'd, +uWu The >w< wiwd ;;w;; waves >_> whist, +;;w;; Foot >w< it featly OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, +^.^ And, x3 sweet ^w^ spwites, x3 the buwden bear. +Hawk, x3 hawk! +^w^ [Buwden ^w^ dispewsedwy: Bow-wow.] +uWu The ;;w;; watch ^.^ dogs bark. +^w^ [Buwden ^w^ dispewsedwy: Bow-wow.] +Hawk, x3 hawk! UwU I hear +uWu The ;;w;; stwain of UwU stwutting >_< chanticweew +;;w;; Cwy, Cock-a-diddle-dow. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. Whewe >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this uWu music :3 be? xDD I' x3 th' ^w^ aiw ow x3 th' +^w^ eawth? +^.^ It sounds nyo mowe; ÚwÚ and >_< suwe >w< it waits ;;w;; upon +;;w;; Some god ^.^ o' x3 th' iswand. ^.^ Sitting on :3 a ^.^ bank, +Weeping again x3 the ^w^ King x3 my father's ^.^ wweck, +This uWu music x3 cwept ^.^ by ;;w;; me ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ watews, +Allaying both uWu theiw UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and x3 my passion +With OwO its x3 sweet air; thence UwU I uWu have follow'd :33 it, +:33 Ow >w< it hath drawn ;;w;; me rather. OwO But UwU 'tis ;;w;; gonye. +:3 Nyo, >w< it ÚwÚ begins ;;w;; again. + +^w^ AWIEW'S OwO SONG +Full OwO fathom five >w< thy >w< fathew >w< wies; +Of :33 his bones OwO awe ÚwÚ cowaw ÚwÚ made; +>w< Those OwO awe uWu peawws :3 that :3 wewe :33 his eyes; +Nyothing of ^.^ him :3 that xDD doth >_> fade +OwO But xDD doth suffew :3 a x3 sea-change +^.^ Into ^-^ something rich ÚwÚ and x3 stwange. +UwU Sea-nymphs hourly OwO wing :33 his knyeww: +UwU [Buwden: ^-^ Ding-dong.] +:33 Hawk! nyow UwU I hear them-Ding-dong bell. + +^.^ FEWDINyAND. uWu The uWu ditty does remember x3 my >w< dwown'd :33 fathew. +This >_> is nyo >w< mowtaw business, nor nyo >_> sound +:33 That x3 the ^.^ eawth :33 owes. UwU I hear >w< it nyow :33 abuv x3 me. +PWOSPEWO. uWu The fringed cuwtains of ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye OwO advance, +xDD And >_> say >_> what xDD thou seest yond. +MIWANDA. >_> What is't? :3 a spiwit? +Wowd, >w< how >w< it :33 wooks about! :3 Bewieve uWu me, ^w^ siw, +^.^ It xDD cawwies :3 a >_< bwave fowm. OwO But UwU 'tis :3 a >w< spiwit. +PWOSPEWO. :3 Nyo, ^.^ wench; >w< it ^w^ eats ÚwÚ and sweeps ÚwÚ and hath xDD such :33 senses +;;w;; As ^.^ we have, xDD such. This OwO gawwant which xDD thou seest +Was uWu in x3 the wweck; ÚwÚ and >_> but uWu he's ^-^ something x3 stain'd +With gwief, ^w^ that's beauty's ;;w;; cankew, xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst caww ^.^ him +^-^ A xDD goodwy person. >w< He hath wost :33 his fewwows, +xDD And UwU stways about to find ^.^ 'em. +MIWANDA. UwU I ^w^ might caww ^.^ him +^-^ A ^.^ thing ^w^ divinye; fow >_< nyothing natural +UwU I OwO evew saw UwU so noble. +PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] ^.^ It xDD goes ;;w;; on, UwU I see, +;;w;; As x3 my :3 souw prompts :3 it. :33 Spiwit, OwO finye :33 spiwit! I'll fwee uWu thee +OwO Within >w< two OwO days fow UwU this. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. :3 Most x3 suwe, x3 the ÚwÚ goddess +On ÚwÚ whom these uWu aiws ^w^ attend! Vouchsafe x3 my uWu pway'w +^-^ May ^.^ knyow >_> if xDD you wemain ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this uWu iswand; +xDD And :3 that xDD you xDD wiww x3 some ÚwÚ good :33 instwuction UwU give +How UwU I OwO may UwU beaw ;;w;; me hewe. OwO My prime ÚwÚ wequest, +>_< Which UwU I UwU do >w< wast OwO pwonyounce, ;;w;; is, x3 O xDD you xDD wondew! +;;w;; If xDD you be >_< maid ow no? +MIWANDA. No OwO wondew, siw; +OwO But :3 cewtainwy :3 a ^-^ maid. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. OwO My ^w^ wanguage? :33 Heavens! +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the best of them :3 that speak ÚwÚ this ;;w;; speech, +^.^ Wewe UwU I >_> but :3 whewe UwU 'tis >_> spoken. +PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ How? x3 the ^-^ best? +>_> What OwO wewt UwU thou, >_> if x3 the ^w^ King of Nyapwes heard thee? +^.^ FEWDINyAND. ^-^ A :3 singwe ÚwÚ thing, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am now, :3 that wondews +;;w;; To hear uWu thee speak of Naples. >w< He does hear OwO me; +xDD And :3 that ^.^ he does UwU I >_> weep. xDD Mysewf ^w^ am Naples, +Who with >_< minye ^w^ eyes, >_< nyevew xDD since uWu at >_< ebb, beheld +uWu The ^w^ King x3 my >w< fathew uWu wweck'd. +MIWANDA. xDD Awack, fow mercy! +^.^ FEWDINyAND. Yes, ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and aww :33 his wowds, x3 the >w< Duke of Milan +xDD And :33 his >_< bwave >_< son ^.^ being >_< twain. +PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] uWu The >w< Duke of Milan +xDD And :33 his ^.^ mowe >_< bwavew daughter couwd contwow ÚwÚ thee, +;;w;; If nyow >w< 'twewe ;;w;; fit to >_< do't. At x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ sight +^-^ They uWu have chang'd :3 eyes. Delicate ;;w;; Awiew, +I'll uWu set uWu thee fwee fow UwU this. :33 [To FERDINAND] ^-^ A word, ÚwÚ good siw; -I ;;w;; feaw you ^.^ have x3 donye yourself >w< some ^-^ wwong; :3 a :33 wowd. ->w< MIWANDA. UwU Why ^-^ speaks my fathew OwO so ^w^ ungentwy? :3 This -^-^ Is OwO the third man UwU that e'ew I ;;w;; saw; OwO the ^.^ fiwst -:33 That e'ew I sigh'd OwO fow. UwU Pity move my fathew -ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; incwin'd my >_> way! -OwO FEWDINyAND. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 a UwU viwgin, -And >_> youw xDD affection ^.^ nyot gonye >w< fowth, I'll ^-^ make you -The Queen >_> of :3 Nyapwes. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Soft, xDD Siw! ^-^ onye >_> wowd more. -^-^ [Aside] ^.^ They awe uWu both in ÚwÚ eithew's ^.^ pow'ws; uWu but :3 this swift -^w^ businyes -I >w< must ÚwÚ unyeasy >_> make, west xDD too ^.^ wight winning -UwU Make OwO the UwU pwize >_> wight. uWu [To FERDINAND] >_< Onye >_> wowd ^-^ mowe; I -chawge ÚwÚ thee -:33 That :3 thou ^.^ attend me; :3 thou OwO dost here usurp -The name :3 thou :3 ow'st not; ÚwÚ and x3 hast >w< put thyself -:3 Upon :3 this >_< iswand as :3 a ^.^ spy, ^-^ to ^.^ win ^.^ it -From uWu me, OwO the lord on't. -OwO FEWDINyAND. No, as I x3 am :3 a xDD man. ->w< MIWANDA. There's nyothing i-iww can ÚwÚ dweww in such :3 a uWu tempwe. ->w< If OwO the i-iww spirit ^.^ have OwO so fair :3 a OwO house, -Good >w< things uWu wiww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ÚwÚ dweww >w< with't. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Follow >_> me. -^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot you uWu fow him; :33 he's :3 a ^-^ twaitow. uWu Come; -I'll xDD manyacwe >w< thy neck ÚwÚ and :3 feet >w< togethew. -OwO Sea-watew ^-^ shawt :3 thou drink; >w< thy >_< food uWu shaww >w< be -The xDD fwesh-bwook mussels, ^.^ withew'd ^w^ woots, ÚwÚ and xDD husks -OwO Whewein OwO the acown cwadwed. Follow. -OwO FEWDINyAND. Nyo; -I uWu wiww resist such >_> entewtainment ÚwÚ tiww -Minye enemy >_> has ^-^ mowe >_> powew. -:3 [He >_< dwaws, ÚwÚ and :3 is chawmed ^-^ fwom ^w^ moving] ->w< MIWANDA. :3 O dear fathew, -UwU Make ^.^ nyot xDD too wash :3 a UwU twiaw >_> of ^w^ him, uWu fow ->w< He's gentle, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu feawfuw. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> What, I ÚwÚ say, -UwU My foot my tutor? x3 Put >w< thy >_< swowd uWu up, traitor; -OwO Who ;;w;; mak'st :3 a show uWu but :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot ^.^ stwike, >w< thy ;;w;; conscience -^-^ Is OwO so ^-^ possess'd with guiwt. Come ^-^ fwom >w< thy ward; ->_< Fow I can here disarm ÚwÚ thee with :3 this ÚwÚ stick -And ^-^ make >w< thy x3 weapon dwop. ->w< MIWANDA. ^-^ Beseech you, ^-^ fathew! -OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 Hence! >w< Hang ^.^ nyot uWu on my :33 gawments. ->w< MIWANDA. >_> Siw, ^.^ have :3 pity; -I'll >w< be his surety. -OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 Siwence! >_< Onye >_> wowd ^-^ mowe -:33 Shaww ^-^ make me ^w^ chide ^.^ thee, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot UwU hate thee. >_< What! -An ^-^ advocate uWu fow OwO an >_> impostow! x3 hush! -Thou think'st there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe such >_> shapes as >_< he, -Having uWu seen uWu but him ÚwÚ and Cawiban. Foolish >_< wench! -ÚwÚ To th' UwU most >_> of x3 men :3 this :3 is :3 a Caliban, -And uWu they ^-^ to him awe uWu angews. ->w< MIWANDA. UwU My ÚwÚ affections -uWu Awe then UwU most xDD humbwe; I ^.^ have nyo ambition -ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 a goodlier xDD man. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Come OwO on; ;;w;; obey. -x3 Thy OwO nyewves awe in theiw ^-^ infancy uWu again, -And ^.^ have nyo vigouw in ^.^ them. -OwO FEWDINyAND. ^w^ So uWu they ;;w;; awe; -UwU My spiwits, as in :3 a dweam, awe >w< aww bound :33 up. -UwU My >_< fathew's loss, OwO the ;;w;; weaknyess ;;w;; which I x3 feew, -The :3 wweck >_> of >w< aww my fwiends, :3 nyow :3 this ÚwÚ man's ^.^ thweats -ÚwÚ To xDD whom I x3 am subdu'd, awe uWu but ^.^ wight ^-^ to uWu me, -OwO Might I uWu but OwO thwough my pwison UwU once :3 a :3 day -ÚwÚ Behowd :3 this uWu maid. ^-^ Aww ÚwÚ cownyews ewse o' th' :3 eawth ->_> Wet ;;w;; wibewty ^-^ make ;;w;; use >w< of; space enough ->_< Have I in such :3 a prison. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It OwO wowks. uWu [To FERDINAND] Come UwU on.- -Thou x3 hast x3 donye well, fine >_< Awiew! uWu [To FERDINAND] Follow ->_> me. -uWu [To ARIEL] UwU Hawk what :3 thou ewse ^-^ shawt ^-^ do >_> me. ->w< MIWANDA. Be >_> of OwO comfowt; -UwU My >_< fathew's >_> of :3 a better UwU nyatuwe, ;;w;; siw, ->w< Than ^.^ he >_> appeaws uWu by :3 speech; :3 this :3 is ^w^ unwonted -^w^ Which :3 nyow came ^-^ fwom >_> him. -OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu [To ARIEL] Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be as free -UwU As ^.^ mountain xDD winds; uWu but then x3 exactwy ^-^ do -^-^ Aww OwO points >_> of my ^.^ command. ->_> AWIEW. ÚwÚ To th' syllable. -OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu [To FERDINAND] ^w^ Come, OwO fowwow. uWu [To MIWANDA] -^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> him. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand - -x3 Entew ;;w;; AWONSO, ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, GONZALO, ADWIAN, FRANCISCO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS - -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, >w< be :3 mewwy; you ^.^ have ^-^ cause, -^w^ So ^.^ have ^-^ we aww, >_> of >_< joy; uWu fow ^-^ ouw escape -^-^ Is >w< much uWu beyond ^-^ ouw loss. Our ^w^ hint >_> of >_> woe -^-^ Is UwU common; every day, >w< some ^w^ saiwow's xDD wife, -The ;;w;; mastews >_> of >w< some merchant, ÚwÚ and OwO the merchant, ->_< Have ^.^ just ^-^ ouw >_> theme >_> of >_> woe; uWu but uWu fow OwO the ^.^ miwacwe, -I UwU mean ^-^ ouw :3 pwesewvation, xDD few in millions -^w^ Can speak >_< wike ÚwÚ us. ;;w;; Then ^w^ wisewy, good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ weigh -Our UwU sowwow with ^-^ ouw uWu comfowt. -x3 AWONSO. Prithee, ^-^ peace. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He receives comfort >_< wike x3 cowd powwidge. -x3 ANTONyIO. The visitow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give him o'ew ÚwÚ so. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Look, :33 he's xDD winding OwO up OwO the watch >_> of his >_> wit; uWu by -ÚwÚ and uWu by ^.^ it uWu wiww ^w^ stwike. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Sir- -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ Onye-Teww. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. When every >w< gwief :3 is >w< entewtain'd that's uWu offew'd, -x3 Comes ^-^ to th' ^.^ entewtainyew- -:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A uWu dowwaw. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Dolour comes ^-^ to ^w^ him, UwU indeed; you ^.^ have spoken -twuew than you purpos'd. -:33 SEBASTIAN. You ^.^ have :3 taken ^.^ it >_< wisewiew than I meant you -shouwd. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :33 Thewefowe, my wowd- -x3 ANTONyIO. :33 Fie, what :3 a OwO spendthwift :3 is ^.^ he >_> of his uWu tongue! -x3 AWONSO. I ;;w;; pwithee, spare. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Weww, I ^.^ have done; uWu but yet- -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be UwU tawking. -x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Which, >_> of ^.^ he ^w^ ow Adwian, uWu fow :3 a good >_< wagew, ^.^ fiwst -begins ^-^ to >_> cwow? -:33 SEBASTIAN. The ^.^ owd xDD cock. -x3 ANTONyIO. The >w< cock'wew. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Donye. The wager? -x3 ANTONyIO. OwO A ^-^ waughtew. -:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A match! -ADRIAN. ^-^ Though :3 this >_< iswand ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< be desewt- -x3 ANTONyIO. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU So, >w< you'we >_< paid. -ADRIAN. Unyinhabitabwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost OwO inyaccessibwe- -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Yet- -ADRIAN. >_> Yet- -x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO miss't. -ADRIAN. ^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >_> of subtle, xDD tendew, ÚwÚ and delicate -temperance. -x3 ANTONyIO. Temperance ÚwÚ was :3 a delicate :33 wench. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 subtwe; as ^.^ he UwU most learnedly -deliver'd. -ADRIAN. The ÚwÚ aiw breathes x3 upon OwO us here UwU most :33 sweetwy. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had lungs, ÚwÚ and rotten ones. -x3 ANTONyIO. Or, as 'twere ^w^ pewfum'd uWu by :3 a UwU fen. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO evewything ^w^ advantageous ^-^ to wife. -x3 ANTONyIO. True; :33 save :3 means ^-^ to wive. -:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Of UwU that :33 thewe's x3 nyonye, ^w^ ow ^-^ wittwe. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO How x3 wush ÚwÚ and >w< wusty OwO the :3 gwass ^-^ wooks! how >_> gween! -x3 ANTONyIO. The gwound >_< indeed :3 is >_> tawny. -:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 With OwO an eye >_> of green >w< in't. -x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ He >w< misses ^.^ nyot ^w^ much. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Nyo; ^.^ he doth uWu but >_> mistake OwO the >w< twuth ;;w;; totawwy. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. But OwO the rarity >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ;;w;; which :3 is >_< indeed ^w^ awmost -uWu beyond :3 cwedit- -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU As many OwO vouch'd :33 wawities >_> awe. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :33 That ^-^ ouw x3 gawments, being, as uWu they OwO wewe, ;;w;; dwench'd -in OwO the >_< sea, >_< howd, ^.^ nyotwithstanding, theiw fweshnyess ÚwÚ and -glosses, being wathew >w< nyew-dy'd, than :33 stain'd with salt -watew. -x3 ANTONyIO. >w< If uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of his ;;w;; pockets :33 couwd ÚwÚ speak, would ^.^ it -^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he :33 wies? -:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow vewy falsely ;;w;; pocket OwO up his >_< wepowt. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. x3 Methinks ^-^ ouw garments awe :3 nyow as ^.^ fwesh as when -^-^ we >w< put them uWu on ^.^ fiwst in x3 Afwic, at OwO the mawwiage >_> of OwO the -King's fair daughter Claribel ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of ÚwÚ Tunyis. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a ^w^ sweet mawwiage, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^w^ pwospew ;;w;; weww in -^-^ ouw ^w^ wetuwn. -ADRIAN. UwU Tunyis ÚwÚ was never gwac'd before with such :3 a pawagon -^-^ to theiw >w< queen. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 Nyot >_< since widow ;;w;; Dido's xDD time. -x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Widow! :3 a UwU pox o' >w< that! OwO How came UwU that uWu 'widow' -OwO in? OwO Widow Dido! -:33 SEBASTIAN. What ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ said >_> 'widowew ;;w;; Aenyeas' too? -Good :3 Wowd, how you UwU take ^.^ it! -ADRIAN. ;;w;; 'Widow ^w^ Dido' ^w^ said you? You ^-^ make me study >_> of -;;w;; that. She ÚwÚ was >_> of ^w^ Cawthage, ^.^ nyot >_> of ÚwÚ Tunyis. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 This ^-^ Tunyis, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was OwO Cawthage. -ADRIAN. Cawthage? -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I assuwe you, OwO Cawthage. -x3 ANTONyIO. His >_> wowd :3 is ^-^ mowe than OwO the ;;w;; miwacuwous ^w^ hawp. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath rais'd OwO the waww, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; houses ^w^ too. -x3 ANTONyIO. What impossibwe matter uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ make :33 easy next? -:33 SEBASTIAN. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww carry :3 this >_< iswand UwU home in his -pocket, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it his :3 son uWu fow OwO an x3 appwe. -x3 ANTONyIO. And, sowing OwO the OwO kewnyews >_> of ^.^ it in OwO the >_< sea, bwing -:3 fowth ^-^ mowe islands. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ÚwÚ Ay. -x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Why, in good xDD time. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >_> Siw, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_> tawking UwU that ^-^ ouw garments ÚwÚ seem :3 nyow -as ^.^ fwesh as when ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe at UwU Tunyis at OwO the mawwiage >_> of ->_> youw >_> daughtew, ^-^ who :3 is :3 nyow Queen. -x3 ANTONyIO. And OwO the wawest UwU that e'ew came ^.^ thewe. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Bate, I uWu beseech you, widow :3 Dido. -x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, widow Dido! >w< Ay, widow :3 Dido. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Is ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, my ÚwÚ doubwet as ^.^ fwesh as OwO the ^.^ fiwst :3 day I -:33 wowe it? I >_> mean, in :3 a :33 sowt. -x3 ANTONyIO. :33 That xDD 'sowt' ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww :3 fish'd OwO fow. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. When I :33 wowe ^.^ it at >_> youw :33 daughtew's UwU mawwiage? -x3 AWONSO. You uWu cwam ^.^ these uWu wowds OwO into >_< minye ears x3 against -The stomach >_> of my :33 sense. Wouwd I xDD had never -^-^ Mawwied my daughter :3 thewe; for, UwU coming >_< thence, -UwU My :3 son :3 is UwU wost; :3 and, in my :3 wate, ^.^ she UwU too, -OwO Who :3 is OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom ^-^ Itawy wemuvd -I :33 nye'ew UwU again uWu shaww UwU see :3 hew. :3 O :3 thou >_< minye ÚwÚ heiw -x3 Of Nyapwes ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 Miwan, what ÚwÚ stwange >_< fish -;;w;; Hath :3 made his >_< meaw uWu on OwO thee? -uWu FWANCISCO. >_> Siw, ^.^ he ^-^ may :3 wive; -I ^-^ saw him beat OwO the surges uWu undew ^w^ him, -And ride x3 upon theiw xDD backs; ^.^ he >w< twod OwO the ^w^ watew, -uWu Whose :33 enmity ^.^ he ÚwÚ fwung :33 aside, ÚwÚ and :3 bweasted -The uWu suwge UwU most UwU swown UwU that met him; his bowd head -^w^ 'Buv OwO the ÚwÚ contentious xDD waves ^.^ he OwO kept, ÚwÚ and oared -Himsewf with his good ÚwÚ awms in >w< wusty OwO stwoke -ÚwÚ To th' shore, UwU that o'ew his wave-worn xDD basis ^-^ bowed, -UwU As OwO stooping ^-^ to relieve >_> him. I ^.^ nyot x3 doubt -ÚwÚ He came x3 awive ^-^ to land. -x3 AWONSO. No, no, :33 he's gone. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Siw, you ^-^ may :3 thank yourself uWu fow :3 this gweat loss, -:33 That would ^.^ nyot bless ^-^ ouw Euwope with >_> youw >_> daughtew, -But wathew wose xDD hew ^-^ to OwO an >_< Afwican; -:3 Whewe :33 she, at >_> weast, :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom >_> youw eye, -OwO Who ;;w;; hath cause ^-^ to wet OwO the >w< gwief on't. -x3 AWONSO. Prithee, ^-^ peace. -:33 SEBASTIAN. You ;;w;; wewe uWu knyeew'd ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and importun'd otherwise -By >w< aww >_> of >_< us; ÚwÚ and OwO the fair ^w^ souw x3 hewsewf -Weigh'd :3 between uWu woathnyess ÚwÚ and :33 obedience at -^w^ Which ^-^ end o' th' beam shouwd xDD bow. We ^.^ have lost >_> youw UwU son, -I feaw, uWu fow ever. OwO Miwan ÚwÚ and Nyapwes ^.^ have -^-^ Moe xDD widows in them >_> of :3 this businyess' >w< making, ->w< Than ^-^ we bwing x3 men ^-^ to comfort them; -The :33 fauwt's >_> youw >w< own. -x3 AWONSO. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the ^-^ deaw'st o' th' loss. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. UwU My lord ^-^ Sebastian, -The >w< twuth you speak doth wack >w< some uWu gentwenyess, -And UwU time ^-^ to speak ^.^ it in; you wub OwO the sore, -When you shouwd bwing OwO the :33 pwastew. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Very :33 weww. -x3 ANTONyIO. And UwU most ^.^ chiwuwgeonwy. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; fouw weather in OwO us aww, good ;;w;; siw, -When you awe cwoudy. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Fouw weather? -x3 ANTONyIO. Very foul. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Had I uWu pwantation >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ iswe, my wowd- -x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ He'd sow 't with >w< nyettwe-seed. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Ow docks, ^w^ ow >_> mawwows. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. And ;;w;; wewe OwO the ;;w;; king ^-^ on't, what would I x3 do? -:33 SEBASTIAN. Scape being dwunk uWu fow UwU want >_> of x3 winye. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. uWu I' th' commonweawth I would uWu by contraries -Execute >w< aww OwO things; uWu fow nyo >w< kind >_> of ^.^ twaffic -Wouwd I admit; nyo name >_> of magistwate; -Wettews shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> knyown; >_< wiches, poverty, -And ;;w;; use >_> of UwU sewvice, ^.^ nyonye; contract, xDD succession, -xDD Bouwn, bound >_> of wand, tiwth, >_> vinyeyawd, ^.^ nyonye; -:3 Nyo ;;w;; use >_> of metal, :33 cown, ^w^ ow winye, ^w^ ow UwU oiw; -:3 Nyo >_< occupation; >w< aww x3 men idle, uWu aww; -And >w< women UwU too, uWu but innyocent ÚwÚ and puwe; -:3 Nyo suvweignty- -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Yet ^.^ he would >w< be ;;w;; king on't. -x3 ANTONyIO. The wattew ^-^ end >_> of his commonweawth forgets OwO the -:33 beginnying. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Aww >w< things in ^w^ common ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd >_> pwoduce -Without ÚwÚ sweat ^w^ ow endeavour. Treason, felony, -xDD Swowd, uWu pike, ;;w;; knyife, :33 gun, ^w^ ow :3 nyeed >_> of ^-^ any ^-^ enginye, -Wouwd I ^.^ nyot ^.^ have; uWu but ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd bwing >w< fowth, -x3 Of ^.^ it >_> own kind, >w< aww foison, >w< aww xDD abundance, -ÚwÚ To :33 feed my innyocent :33 peopwe. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Nyo uWu mawwying x3 'mong his :33 subjects? -x3 ANTONyIO. None, >w< man; >w< aww :3 idwe; >w< whowes ÚwÚ and knyaves. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I would with such :3 pewfection >_< guvwn, ;;w;; siw, -^.^ T' OwO excew OwO the gowden age. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Save his >w< Majesty! -x3 ANTONyIO. Wong live Gonzalo! -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >_< And-do you mark uWu me, sir? -x3 AWONSO. Prithee, nyo ^-^ mowe; :3 thou OwO dost talk nyothing ^-^ to >_> me. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww believe >_> youw xDD Highnyess; ÚwÚ and >_> did ^.^ it ^-^ to ->_< minyistew >w< occasion ^-^ to ^.^ these gentlemen, ^-^ who awe >_> of such -sensible ÚwÚ and nimble >_< wungs UwU that uWu they :33 awways ;;w;; use ^-^ to waugh -at nothing. -x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ 'Twas you ^-^ we ^.^ waugh'd OwO at. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO Who in :3 this >w< kind >_> of >_> mewwy OwO foowing x3 am nyothing ^-^ to -OwO you; OwO so you ^-^ may continyue, ÚwÚ and waugh at nyothing ^.^ stiww. -x3 ANTONyIO. What :3 a blow ÚwÚ was there :33 given! -:33 SEBASTIAN. An ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO faww'n :33 fwat-wong. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. You awe gentlemen >_> of bwave mettwe; you would -wift OwO the ^-^ moon >_< out >_> of xDD hew ^w^ sphewe, ^-^ if ^.^ she would continue -in ^.^ it five ;;w;; weeks ^-^ without :3 changing. - -x3 Entew AWIEW, >_< invisibwe, playing sowemn music - -:33 SEBASTIAN. We would so, ÚwÚ and then >w< go ^-^ a-bat-fowwing. -x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. No, I ;;w;; wawwant OwO you; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot adventuwe my ->_< discwetion OwO so weakly. uWu Wiww you waugh me asweep, uWu fow I x3 am -vewy ^w^ heavy? -x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Go >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and hear ÚwÚ us. -[All ;;w;; sweep uWu but ;;w;; AWONSO, SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and UwU ANTONyIO] -x3 AWONSO. >_> What, >w< aww OwO so >_> soon asweep! I ^w^ wish >_< minye eyes -Would, with themsewves, OwO shut OwO up my xDD thoughts; I find -^.^ They awe ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, -Do ^.^ nyot x3 omit OwO the :33 heavy :3 offew >_> of OwO it: -^w^ It uWu sewdom :33 visits ^w^ sowwow; when ^.^ it :33 doth, -^w^ It :3 is :3 a comforter. -x3 ANTONyIO. We ^-^ two, my lord, -uWu Wiww guawd >_> youw person >_< whiwe you UwU take >_> youw rest, -And watch >_> youw xDD safety. -x3 AWONSO. ^w^ Thank you-wondrous OwO heavy! -[AWONSO sleeps. Exit ARIEL] -:33 SEBASTIAN. What :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ dwowsinyess possesses them! -x3 ANTONyIO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ;;w;; quawity o' th' cwimate. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Why -^-^ Doth ^.^ it ^.^ nyot then ^-^ ouw :33 eyewids UwU sink? I find ^.^ nyot -Myself dispos'd ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. -x3 ANTONyIO. Nyow I; my uWu spiwits awe nimble. -^.^ They feww >_> togethew aww, as uWu by UwU consent; -^.^ They xDD dwopp'd, as uWu by :3 a ;;w;; thundew-stwoke. What OwO might, -Wowthy ÚwÚ Sebastian? :33 O, what :3 might! :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! -And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks I UwU see ^.^ it in >w< thy ;;w;; face, -What :3 thou shouldst ^w^ be; th' >w< occasion ^-^ speaks thee; ÚwÚ and -UwU My >w< stwong ^.^ imaginyation >_> sees :3 a :3 cwown -Dropping x3 upon >w< thy head. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> What, art :3 thou UwU waking? -x3 ANTONyIO. Do you ^.^ nyot hear me speak? -:33 SEBASTIAN. I do; ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwewy -^w^ It :3 is :3 a sweepy language, ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO speak'st -Out >_> of >w< thy ^-^ sweep. What :3 is ^.^ it :3 thou didst ^w^ say? -:3 This :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ wepose, ^-^ to >w< be asweep -x3 With eyes ^-^ wide ^-^ open; standing, >_< speaking, ^.^ moving, -And ÚwÚ yet OwO so fast asleep. -x3 ANTONyIO. x3 Nyobwe ^-^ Sebastian, -Thou UwU wet'st >w< thy >_> fowtunye :33 sweep-die OwO wathew; ^w^ wink'st -ÚwÚ Whiwes :3 thou art waking. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Thou OwO dost ^-^ snyowe ;;w;; distinctwy; -There's meaning in >w< thy snores. -x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am ^-^ mowe uWu sewious than my >_> custom; you -Must >w< be OwO so UwU too, ^-^ if ^w^ heed me; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ^-^ do ->_> Twebwes ÚwÚ thee o'er. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Weww, I x3 am standing watew. -x3 ANTONyIO. I'll teach you how ^-^ to ^.^ fwow. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Do :3 so: ^-^ to ^.^ ebb, ->_> Heweditawy OwO swoth ;;w;; instwucts >_> me. -x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, ->w< If you uWu but knew how you OwO the OwO puwpose ^w^ chewish, -ÚwÚ Whiwes ;;w;; thus you xDD mock ^.^ it! ;;w;; how, in stripping it, -You ^-^ mowe OwO invest ^.^ it! >w< Ebbing x3 men :3 indeed, -uWu Most UwU often, ^-^ do OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD bottom run -By theiw >_> own ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow sloth. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Pwithee uWu say x3 on. -The setting >_> of UwU thinye eye ÚwÚ and ^-^ cheek :3 pwocwaim -OwO A matter ^-^ fwom thee; ÚwÚ and :3 a birth, :3 indeed, -^w^ Which throes ÚwÚ thee >w< much ^-^ to yield. -x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Thus, uWu siw: -UwU Awthough :3 this lord >_> of uWu weak x3 wemembwance, :3 this -OwO Who uWu shaww >w< be >_> of as wittwe memowy -When ^.^ he :3 is x3 eawth'd, ;;w;; hath here ^w^ awmost pewsuaded- ->_< Fow :33 he's :3 a spirit >_> of ^w^ pewsuasion, only -Professes ^-^ to ^-^ pewsuade-the UwU King his son's alive, -^.^ 'Tis as impossibwe UwU that :33 he's undwown'd -UwU As ^.^ he UwU that sweeps here >w< swims. -:33 SEBASTIAN. I ^.^ have nyo >w< hope -:33 That :33 he's undwown'd. -x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, >_< out >_> of UwU that >w< 'nyo ^.^ hope' -What gweat >w< hope ^.^ have xDD you! :3 Nyo >w< hope UwU that uWu way :3 is ->_> Anyothew uWu way OwO so UwU high :3 a hope, UwU that x3 even ->_> Ambition cannyot >w< piewce :3 a :3 wink ^.^ beyond, -But x3 doubt discovery ^.^ thewe. uWu Wiww you gwant with me -:33 That >_> Fewdinyand :3 is drown'd? -:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< He's gone. -x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, ->w< Who's OwO the next ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ÚwÚ Nyapwes? -:33 SEBASTIAN. Claribel. -x3 ANTONyIO. She UwU that :3 is Queen >_> of Tunis; ^.^ she UwU that dwells -xDD Ten leagues uWu beyond ÚwÚ man's life; ^.^ she UwU that ^-^ fwom Nyapwes -^w^ Can ^.^ have nyo nyote, unwess OwO the >_< sun ;;w;; wewe uWu post, -The >_< Man >w< i' th' >_< Moon's xDD too swow, ÚwÚ tiww newborn ^-^ chins -Be xDD wough ÚwÚ and OwO wazowabwe; ^.^ she UwU that ^-^ fwom xDD whom -We >w< aww ;;w;; wewe sea-swawwow'd, >w< though >w< some UwU cast uWu again, -And uWu by UwU that destiny, ^-^ to OwO pewfowm OwO an ^.^ act -^.^ Wheweof ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past :3 is pwowogue, what ^-^ to come -UwU In x3 youws ÚwÚ and my >_> dischawge. -:33 SEBASTIAN. What stuff :3 is x3 this! OwO How uWu say you? -^.^ 'Tis true, my >_< bwothew's :33 daughtew's Queen >_> of Tunis; -^w^ So :3 is ^.^ she ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ^.^ Nyapwes; :33 'twixt ;;w;; which wegions -Thewe :3 is >w< some space. -x3 ANTONyIO. OwO A space uWu whose UwU ev'wy cubit -xDD Seems ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< out :33 'How uWu shaww UwU that Claribel -Measure OwO us xDD back ^-^ to ÚwÚ Nyapwes? Keep in ^-^ Tunyis, -And let >w< Sebastian wake.' Say :3 this ;;w;; wewe death -:33 That :3 nyow ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd them; >_> why, uWu they ;;w;; wewe nyo >_< wowse ->w< Than :3 nyow uWu they >_> awe. Thewe >w< be UwU that can UwU wuwe Nyapwes -UwU As ;;w;; weww as ^.^ he UwU that OwO sweeps; uWu wowds UwU that can ^w^ pwate -UwU As amply ÚwÚ and >_> unnyecessawiwy -UwU As :3 this :33 Gonzawo; I ^-^ mysewf :33 couwd ^-^ make -OwO A :3 chough >_> of as ^-^ deep UwU chat. :33 O, UwU that you ^-^ bowe -The :33 mind UwU that I >w< do! What :3 a ;;w;; sweep ;;w;; wewe :3 this ->_< Fow >_> youw advancement! Do you undewstand x3 me? -:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Methinks I do. -x3 ANTONyIO. And how OwO does >_> youw ^.^ content ->_< Tendew >_> youw >_> own good ^w^ fowtunye? -:33 SEBASTIAN. I wemembew -You >_> did >_> suppwant >_> youw bwothew Prospero. -x3 ANTONyIO. Twue. -And ÚwÚ wook how ;;w;; weww my garments ^-^ sit x3 upon uWu me, -^.^ Much ÚwÚ featew than >_> befowe. UwU My >_< bwothew's ^-^ sewvants -Were then my xDD fewwows; :3 nyow uWu they awe my ^-^ men. -:33 SEBASTIAN. But, uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ conscience- -x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Ay, siw; xDD whewe :3 wies ÚwÚ that? >w< If 'twere :3 a ^.^ kibe, -'Twouwd >w< put me ^-^ to my :33 swippew; uWu but I ;;w;; feew ^.^ nyot -:3 This >w< deity in my bosom; twenty OwO consciences -:33 That ^.^ stand :33 'twixt me ÚwÚ and :33 Miwan, ^w^ candied >w< be uWu they -And mewt, ewe uWu they molest! ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies >_> youw :33 bwothew, -:3 Nyo better than OwO the :3 eawth ^.^ he :3 wies OwO upon, ->w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe UwU that ;;w;; which :3 nyow :33 he's like-that's >w< dead; -x3 Whom I with :3 this uWu obedient steel, three UwU inches >_> of it, -^w^ Can uWu way ^-^ to bed uWu fow ^w^ evew; whiwes you, UwU doing thus, -ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 pewpetuaw :3 wink uWu fow :3 aye UwU might >w< put -:3 This ÚwÚ ancient morsel, :3 this Sir ÚwÚ Pwudence, ^-^ who -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot upbraid ^-^ ouw >_> couwse. >_< Fow >w< aww OwO the rest, ->w< They'ww UwU take >_> suggestion as :3 a ÚwÚ cat laps ^-^ miwk; ->w< They'ww tell OwO the ^w^ cwock ^-^ to ^-^ any ^-^ businyess UwU that -We uWu say uWu befits OwO the hour. -:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Thy ^-^ case, dear OwO fwiend, -:33 Shaww >w< be my xDD pwecedent; as :3 thou got'st :33 Miwan, -I'll come uWu by :3 Nyapwes. Draw >w< thy ^w^ swowd. >_< Onye OwO stwoke -:33 Shaww free ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the twibute ;;w;; which :3 thou ÚwÚ payest; -And I OwO the UwU King uWu shaww love thee. -x3 ANTONyIO. Draw >_< togethew; -And when I rear my ;;w;; hand, ^-^ do you OwO the ^-^ wike, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww ^.^ it uWu on Gonzalo. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 O, uWu but ^-^ onye :33 wowd. ^.^ [They talk ^w^ apawt] - -;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, >_< invisibwe, with music ÚwÚ and ^.^ song - ->_> AWIEW. UwU My ^w^ mastew OwO thwough his art >w< fowesees OwO the danger -:33 That you, his OwO fwiend, awe in; ÚwÚ and >_> sends me forth- ->_< Fow ewse his :33 pwoject dies-to ^-^ keep them living. -^-^ [Sings in >_> GONZAWO'S ^-^ eaw] -OwO Whiwe you here ^-^ do snoring >_< wie, -uWu Open-ey'd uWu conspiwacy -His UwU time doth take. ->w< If >_> of life you ^-^ keep :3 a cawe, -uWu Shake x3 off ÚwÚ swumbew, ÚwÚ and >_< bewawe. ->_> Awake, ÚwÚ awake! - -x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Then let OwO us uWu both >w< be >_< sudden. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Nyow, good xDD angews -Preserve OwO the >_< King! ^.^ [They :33 wake] -x3 AWONSO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow?-Ho, ^-^ awake!-Why awe you dwawn? ->w< Whewefowe :3 this ghastwy UwU wooking? -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. What's OwO the matter? -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we ÚwÚ stood here UwU secuwing >_> youw ^-^ wepose, ->_< Even nyow, ^-^ we heard :3 a >w< howwow ^-^ buwst >_> of bewwowing -;;w;; Wike :33 buwws, ^w^ ow wathew lions; :33 did't ^.^ nyot :3 wake you? -^w^ It struck >_< minye ear UwU most xDD tewwibwy. -x3 AWONSO. I heard nothing. -x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, 'twas :3 a >w< din ^-^ to OwO fwight :3 a monster's eaw, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO an >w< eawthquake! >w< Suwe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 woaw -x3 Of :3 a xDD whowe hewd >_> of :3 wions. -x3 AWONSO. Heard you this, >_< Gonzawo? -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, ;;w;; siw, I heard :3 a ^-^ humming, -And UwU that :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ onye UwU too, ;;w;; which >_> did :33 awake me; -I ^w^ shak'd you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and cried; as >_< minye eyes :3 open'd, -I ^-^ saw theiw weapons drawn-there ÚwÚ was :3 a noise, -^.^ That's xDD vewiwy. ^.^ 'Tis :33 best ^-^ we ^.^ stand x3 upon ^-^ ouw ^-^ guawd, -Ow UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; quit :3 this :3 pwace. Let's dwaw ^-^ ouw weapons. -x3 AWONSO. Lead x3 off :3 this ground; ÚwÚ and wet's ^-^ make further ->_> seawch ->_< Fow my UwU poow :33 son. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Heavens ^-^ keep him ^-^ fwom ^.^ these ^.^ beasts! ->_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; suwe, >w< i' th' :3 iswand. -x3 AWONSO. Lead >_> away. ->_> AWIEW. Prospero my lord uWu shaww xDD knyow what I ^.^ have done; -UwU So, ;;w;; King, >w< go OwO safewy uWu on ^-^ to >w< seek >w< thy :33 son. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 2 - ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand - -x3 Entew UwU CAWIBAN, with :3 a >_> buwden >_> of wood. OwO A ^w^ nyoise >_> of thundew heard - -UwU CAWIBAN. ^-^ Aww OwO the OwO infections UwU that OwO the >_< sun ^w^ sucks OwO up -From >w< bogs, UwU fens, fwats, uWu on Pwospew fall, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him -By inch-meal :3 a UwU disease! His uWu spiwits hear uWu me, -And ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must curse. But they'll :3 nyow x3 pinch, -ÚwÚ Fwight me with uwchin-shows, :3 pitch me >w< i' th' OwO miwe, -Nyow ;;w;; wead uWu me, >_< wike :3 a >_> fiwebwand, in OwO the dark -Out >_> of my >_< way, unwess ^.^ he ;;w;; bid x3 'em; uWu but ->_< Fow every twifwe awe uWu they xDD set x3 upon me; ->_< Sometime >_< wike apes UwU that mow ÚwÚ and chatter at uWu me, -And aftew bite me; then >_< wike hedgehogs ;;w;; which -Wie >_< tumbwing in my bawefoot >_< way, ÚwÚ and x3 mount -Their UwU pwicks at my footfall; sometime x3 am I -^-^ Aww x3 wound with OwO addews, ^-^ who with cwuvn ^.^ tongues -Do uWu hiss me OwO into madnyess. - -x3 Entew OwO TWINCUWO - -:33 Wo, nyow, ^-^ wo! -;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a spirit >_> of his, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> towment me ->_< Fow ÚwÚ bwinging >_> wood in swowwy. I'll ^-^ faww ^-^ fwat; -:3 Pewchance ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 mind >_> me. -TRINCULO. Here's neither :3 bush :3 nyow ;;w;; shwub ^-^ to bear x3 off ^-^ any -weather at aww, ÚwÚ and another :3 stowm >_> bwewing; I hear ^.^ it -sing >w< i' th' wind. :33 Yond >_> same bwack ÚwÚ cwoud, yond huge one, -looks >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> bombawd UwU that would shed his >_> wiquow. >w< If -^.^ it shouwd thundew as ^.^ it >_> did OwO befowe, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^-^ to -hide my head. :33 Yond >_> same cwoud cannyot OwO choose uWu but ^-^ faww uWu by -^-^ paiwfuws. What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? :3 a man ^w^ ow :3 a >_> fish? UwU dead ^w^ ow -awive? OwO A fish: ^.^ he smewws >_< wike :3 a fish; :3 a vewy ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ and -fish-like ^-^ smeww; >w< kind >_> of not-of-the-newest Poor-John. OwO A -ÚwÚ stwange :33 fish! Were I in ^.^ Engwand nyow, as UwU once I OwO was, ÚwÚ and -xDD had uWu but :3 this >_< fish painted, ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 howiday OwO foow there uWu but -would ^w^ give :3 a piece >_> of ÚwÚ siwvew. Thewe would :3 this monster -^-^ make :3 a >w< man; ^-^ any ÚwÚ stwange beast there makes :3 a >w< man; when -uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give :3 a doit ^-^ to relieve :3 a ^.^ wame :33 beggaw, uWu they -uWu wiww uWu way >_< out >w< ten ^-^ to UwU see :3 a UwU dead >_> Indian. Legg'd >_< wike :3 a -man, ÚwÚ and his >_< fins >_< wike awms! ^-^ Wawm, o' my twoth! I ^-^ do :3 nyow -let loose my UwU opinyion; howd ^.^ it nyo wongew: :3 this :3 is nyo -uWu fish, uWu but OwO an iswandew, UwU that ;;w;; hath lately x3 suffewed uWu by -:33 thundewbowt. ^.^ [Thundew] ^.^ Awas, OwO the :3 stowm :3 is come ^-^ again! UwU My -:33 best uWu way :3 is ^-^ to cweep uWu undew his :33 gabewdinye; there :3 is nyo -uWu othew shewtew heweabout. :33 Misewy xDD acquaints :3 a man with -ÚwÚ stwange >_< bed-fewwows. I uWu wiww here x3 shwoud ÚwÚ tiww OwO the UwU dwegs ->_> of OwO the :3 stowm >w< be ^.^ past. - -x3 Entew STEPHANO singing; :3 a >_< bottwe in his hand - -xDD STEPHANyO. I uWu shaww nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_< sea, ^-^ to >_< sea, -;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww I die UwU ashowe- -:3 This :3 is :3 a vewy scurvy xDD tunye ^-^ to sing at :3 a ÚwÚ man's :33 funyewaw; -well, >w< hewe's my uWu comfowt. xDD [Dwinks] - -The :3 mastew, OwO the swabber, OwO the xDD boatswain, ÚwÚ and OwO I, -The gunnyew, ÚwÚ and his uWu mate, -UwU Wov'd Mall, Meg, ÚwÚ and >w< Mawian, ÚwÚ and xDD Mawgewy, -But UwU nyonye >_> of OwO us car'd uWu fow OwO Kate; ->_< Fow ^.^ she xDD had :3 a :33 tongue with :3 a tang, -Wouwd x3 cwy ^-^ to :3 a OwO saiwow 'Go :3 hang!' -She :33 wov'd ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ savouw >_> of :33 taw :3 nyow >_> of >_> pitch, ->_> Yet :3 a >_> taiwow UwU might scratch xDD hew whewe'ew ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ itch. -;;w;; Then ^-^ to >_< sea, uWu boys, ÚwÚ and let xDD hew >w< go ^.^ hang! - -:3 This :3 is :3 a scurvy xDD tunye :33 too; uWu but >w< hewe's my uWu comfowt. -xDD [Dwinks] -UwU CAWIBAN. Do ^.^ nyot >_> towment >_> me. O! -xDD STEPHANyO. What's OwO the matter? >_< Have ^-^ we devils hewe? Do you ->w< put tricks x3 upon xDD 's with ^-^ savages ÚwÚ and x3 men >_> of Ind? Ha! I -^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD scap'd dwownying ^-^ to >w< be >w< afeawd :3 nyow >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; fouw -legs; uWu fow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been x3 said: UwU As pwopew :3 a man as >w< evew -went uWu on ;;w;; fouw >w< wegs cannyot ^-^ make him ^w^ give ground; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it -uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said OwO so uWu again, >_< whiwe Stephanyo breathes at -^-^ nyostwiws. -UwU CAWIBAN. The spirit >_< towments >_> me. O! -xDD STEPHANyO. :3 This :3 is >w< some monster >_> of OwO the >_> iswe with ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wegs, -^-^ who ;;w;; hath got, as I UwU take it, OwO an ^.^ ague. :3 Whewe OwO the ^w^ deviw -shouwd ^.^ he learn ^-^ ouw language? I uWu wiww ^w^ give him >w< some -:3 wewief, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be uWu but uWu fow ;;w;; that. >w< If I can >_< wecuvw ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and -^-^ keep him >_> tame, ÚwÚ and >_< get ^-^ to Nyapwes with ^w^ him, :33 he's :3 a -ÚwÚ pwesent uWu fow ^-^ any empewow UwU that >w< evew >w< twod uWu on ^.^ nyeat's -leather. -UwU CAWIBAN. Do ^.^ nyot >_> towment uWu me, >_< pwithee; I'll bwing my >_> wood -UwU home fastew. -xDD STEPHANyO. >w< He's in his x3 fit nyow, ÚwÚ and OwO does ^.^ nyot talk aftew OwO the -:33 wisest. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ taste >_> of my ^.^ bottwe; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have never -dwunk xDD winye afore, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< go ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to wemuv his ^.^ fit. >w< If -I can >_< wecuvw ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep him >_> tame, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU take -xDD too >w< much uWu fow him; ^.^ he uWu shaww pay uWu fow him UwU that ;;w;; hath ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ and UwU that soundly. -UwU CAWIBAN. Thou OwO dost me ÚwÚ yet uWu but wittwe UwU huwt; :3 thou xDD wiwt ÚwÚ anyon, -I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu by >w< thy x3 twembwing; :3 nyow Pwospew ^w^ wowks x3 upon thee. -xDD STEPHANyO. Come uWu on >_> youw ways; open >_> youw ^-^ mouth; here :3 is -UwU that ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^w^ give language ^-^ to you, cat. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw -^-^ mouth; :3 this uWu wiww >_< shake >_> youw >_< shaking, I can tell you, ÚwÚ and -UwU that xDD soundwy; you cannyot tell :33 who's >_> youw >w< fwiend. ÚwÚ Open ->_> youw :33 chaps again. -TRINCULO. I shouwd xDD knyow UwU that ^.^ voice; ^.^ it shouwd be-but ^.^ he :3 is -^-^ dwown'd; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these awe deviws. :33 O, ^w^ defend UwU me! -xDD STEPHANyO. ÚwÚ Fouw >w< wegs ÚwÚ and two voices; :3 a UwU most delicate monstew! -His :3 fowwawd OwO voice, nyow, :3 is ^-^ to speak ;;w;; weww >_> of his -:3 fwiend; his ;;w;; backwawd >w< voice :3 is ^-^ to xDD uttew ;;w;; fouw >_< speeches ÚwÚ and -^-^ to ^-^ detwact. >w< If >w< aww OwO the xDD winye in my >_< bottwe uWu wiww >_< wecuvw -^w^ him, I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp his ^.^ ague. OwO Come-Amen! I uWu wiww pouw >w< some -in >w< thy uWu othew UwU mouth. -TRINCULO. Stephano! -xDD STEPHANyO. ^-^ Doth >w< thy uWu othew OwO mouth caww x3 me? Mercy, ^.^ mewcy! -:3 This :3 is :3 a x3 deviw, ÚwÚ and nyo monster; I uWu wiww xDD weave him; I -^.^ have nyo wong spoon. -TRINCULO. Stephano! >w< If :3 thou >_< beest :33 Stephanyo, ^.^ touch uWu me, ÚwÚ and -speak ^-^ to me; uWu fow I x3 am Trinculo-be ^.^ nyot afeawd-thy good -fwiend Trinculo. -xDD STEPHANyO. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest xDD Twincuwo, come fowth; I'll >_< puww -OwO the uWu by OwO the ^.^ wessew legs; ^-^ if ^-^ any >w< be Trinculo's ^.^ wegs, ^.^ these -awe they. Thou art vewy Twincuwo uWu indeed! OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou -^-^ to >w< be OwO the ^w^ siege >_> of :3 this moon-cawf? ^w^ Can ^.^ he :33 vent -x3 Twincuwos? -TRINCULO. I took him ^-^ to >w< be xDD kiww'd with :3 a thunderstroke. -But art :3 thou ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwown'd, Stephano? I >w< hope :3 nyow :3 thou awe -^.^ nyot dwown'd. ^-^ Is OwO the :3 stowm ;;w;; uvwbwown? I hid me uWu undew OwO the -UwU dead moon-calf's OwO gabewdinye uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO the ^.^ stowm. And -art :3 thou living, Stephano? :3 O :33 Stephanyo, two Nyeapowitans ->_> scap'd! -xDD STEPHANyO. Prithee, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD tuwn me ;;w;; about; my stomach :3 is ^.^ nyot -OwO constant. -UwU CAWIBAN. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ These >w< be fine OwO things, OwO an ^-^ if uWu they >w< be ^.^ nyot -xDD spwites. -^.^ That's :3 a bwave god, ÚwÚ and uWu beaws celestial >_> wiquow. -I uWu wiww knyeew ^-^ to >_> him. -xDD STEPHANyO. OwO How didst :3 thou >_> scape? OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou ^w^ hithew? -OwO Sweaw uWu by :3 this >_< bottwe how :3 thou xDD cam'st ^w^ hithew-I escap'd -x3 upon :3 a >_> butt >_> of :3 sack, ;;w;; which OwO the :33 saiwows ^w^ heaved >_> o'ewboawd- -uWu by :3 this bottle, ;;w;; which I :3 made >_> of OwO the bark >_> of :3 a xDD twee, with ->_< minye >_> own x3 hands, >_< since I ÚwÚ was UwU cast ashore. -UwU CAWIBAN. I'll uWu sweaw x3 upon UwU that >_< bottwe ^-^ to >w< be >w< thy OwO twue -:3 subject, uWu fow OwO the :3 wiquow :3 is ^.^ nyot earthly. -xDD STEPHANyO. Here; uWu sweaw then how :3 thou escap'dst. -TRINCULO. :33 Swum uWu ashowe, man, >_< wike :3 a >_> duck; I can OwO swim >_< wike -:3 a duck, I'll >w< be swown. -xDD STEPHANyO. [Passing OwO the bottwe] Here, ÚwÚ kiss OwO the uWu book. ^-^ Though -:3 thou ^w^ canst OwO swim >_< wike :3 a duck, :3 thou art :3 made >_< wike :3 a -ÚwÚ goose. -TRINCULO. :3 O :33 Stephanyo, x3 hast ^-^ any ^-^ mowe >_> of uWu this? -xDD STEPHANyO. The xDD whowe :3 butt, >w< man; my >_< cewwaw :3 is in :3 a ^-^ wock uWu by -th' ^-^ seaside, xDD whewe my xDD winye :3 is xDD hid. OwO How nyow, moon-cawf! -OwO How OwO does UwU thinye ague? -UwU CAWIBAN. xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_> dwopp'd ^-^ fwom >w< heaven? -xDD STEPHANyO. Out o' th' ^w^ moon, I ^-^ do assuwe thee; I ÚwÚ was OwO the >_< Man ->w< i' th' xDD Moon, when UwU time ÚwÚ was. -UwU CAWIBAN. I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee in UwU hew, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do adore thee. UwU My -^w^ mistwess show'd me ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^.^ dog ÚwÚ and >w< thy bush. -xDD STEPHANyO. ^w^ Come, uWu sweaw ^-^ to UwU that; ÚwÚ kiss OwO the uWu book. I uWu wiww ->_> fuwnyish ^.^ it anon with OwO nyew contents. ^-^ Sweaw. -[CALIBAN drinks] -TRINCULO. By :3 this good >_< wight, :3 this :3 is :3 a vewy shawwow +UwU I feaw xDD you uWu have donye >_> youwsewf x3 some >_> wwong; :3 a OwO wowd. +MIWANDA. Why xDD speaks x3 my >w< fathew UwU so ungentwy? This +Is x3 the thiwd x3 man :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ^w^ saw; x3 the xDD fiwst +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU I xDD sigh'd ;;w;; fow. x3 Pity move x3 my >w< fathew +;;w;; To be ^-^ incwin'd x3 my >_< way! +^.^ FEWDINyAND. >_< O, >_> if :3 a xDD viwgin, +xDD And x3 youw :3 affection nyot >_> gonye ^-^ fowth, I'll >_< make xDD you +uWu The xDD Queen of Naples. +PWOSPEWO. ^-^ Soft, ^.^ Siw! one ;;w;; wowd more. +:3 [Aside] ^-^ They OwO awe both uWu in uWu eithew's >w< pow'ws; >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU swift +busines +UwU I ^w^ must :33 unyeasy ;;w;; make, xDD west ^w^ too >w< wight winnying +^-^ Make x3 the >w< pwize light. :33 [To FERDINAND] x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd mowe; UwU I +:3 chawge uWu thee +:33 That xDD thou >_< attend OwO me; xDD thou dost OwO hewe usuwp +uWu The xDD nyame xDD thou :33 ow'st x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and x3 hast put >w< thysewf +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this >_< iswand >_< as :3 a :33 spy, to x3 win >w< it +Fwom uWu me, x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^.^ on't. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. :3 Nyo, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a man. +MIWANDA. >_> Thewe's >_< nyothing :33 iww ^.^ can dwell uWu in xDD such :3 a temple. +;;w;; If x3 the :33 iww ^w^ spiwit uWu have UwU so >w< faiw :3 a house, +^-^ Good ^.^ things xDD wiww strive to dwell :33 with't. +PWOSPEWO. Follow x3 me. +^w^ Speak nyot xDD you fow him; uWu he's :3 a traitor. ÚwÚ Come; +I'll ;;w;; manyacwe >w< thy x3 nyeck ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feet together. +Sea-watew shalt xDD thou ;;w;; dwink; >w< thy OwO food UwU shaww be +uWu The OwO fwesh-bwook mussels, :33 withew'd woots, ÚwÚ and uWu husks +^-^ Whewein x3 the acorn cradled. ^.^ Fowwow. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. No; +UwU I xDD wiww :3 wesist xDD such entewtainment >w< tiww +Mine ;;w;; enyemy >_> has ^.^ mowe UwU powew. +[He OwO dwaws, ÚwÚ and >_> is OwO chawmed from ÚwÚ moving] +MIWANDA. x3 O uWu deaw ÚwÚ fathew, +^-^ Make nyot ^w^ too >_< wash :3 a uWu twiaw of :3 him, fow +He's gentwe, ÚwÚ and nyot fearful. +PWOSPEWO. What, UwU I say, +OwO My :33 foot x3 my ÚwÚ tutow? >_> Put >w< thy xDD swowd up, uWu twaitow; +Who xDD mak'st :3 a x3 show >_> but ^w^ daw'st nyot ÚwÚ stwike, >w< thy >_> conscience +Is UwU so >_< possess'd with ÚwÚ guiwt. :3 Come from >w< thy wawd; +For UwU I ^.^ can OwO hewe disarm uWu thee with ÚwÚ this OwO stick +xDD And >_< make >w< thy :33 weapon :3 dwop. +MIWANDA. Beseech UwU you, ;;w;; fathew! +PWOSPEWO. :33 Hence! Hang nyot on x3 my x3 gawments. +MIWANDA. UwU Siw, uWu have pity; +I'll be :33 his suwety. +PWOSPEWO. Silence! x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd ^.^ mowe +Shall >_< make ;;w;; me UwU chide ÚwÚ thee, >_> if nyot ^-^ hate thee. What! +^-^ An advocate fow >w< an impostor! UwU hush! +^.^ Thou think'st there >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe xDD such >w< shapes >_< as xDD he, +>_> Having :3 seen >_> but ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >w< Cawiban. Foolish ^-^ wench! +;;w;; To x3 th' UwU most of ;;w;; men ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a >_< Cawiban, +xDD And ;;w;; they to ^.^ him OwO awe angels. +MIWANDA. OwO My affections +^w^ Awe xDD then UwU most humble; UwU I uWu have nyo ^-^ ambition +;;w;; To >_> see :3 a UwU goodwiew man. +PWOSPEWO. :3 Come xDD on; OwO obey. +x3 Thy nerves OwO awe uWu in uWu theiw infancy OwO again, +xDD And uWu have nyo >_< vigouw uWu in OwO them. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. ^w^ So ;;w;; they >_< awe; +OwO My ^.^ spiwits, >_< as uWu in :3 a x3 dweam, OwO awe aww bound :33 up. +OwO My father's woss, x3 the ^.^ weaknyess which UwU I feew, +uWu The wreck of aww x3 my OwO fwiends, nor ÚwÚ this :33 man's threats +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am UwU subdu'd, OwO awe >_> but >w< wight to uWu me, +^.^ Might UwU I >_> but ^w^ thwough x3 my :3 pwison >_> once :3 a day +ÚwÚ Behowd ÚwÚ this ^-^ maid. All ^-^ cownyews >_> ewse ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth +Let ^w^ wibewty >_< make use OwO of; xDD space enough +:3 Have UwU I uWu in xDD such :3 a x3 pwison. +PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] ^.^ It xDD wowks. :33 [To FERDINAND] :3 Come uWu on.- +^.^ Thou x3 hast donye weww, OwO finye Awiew! :33 [To FERDINAND] Follow +x3 me. +:33 [To ARIEL] ^.^ Hawk >_> what xDD thou >_> ewse shalt UwU do x3 me. +MIWANDA. ^w^ Be of uWu comfowt; +OwO My father's of :3 a xDD bettew nyatuwe, ^w^ siw, +Than ^.^ he >_> appeaws ^.^ by OwO speech; ÚwÚ this >_> is ;;w;; unwonted +>_< Which nyow ^-^ came from ^.^ him. +PWOSPEWO. :33 [To ARIEL] ^.^ Thou shalt be >_< as fwee +;;w;; As OwO mountain winds; >_> but xDD then exactwy UwU do +All x3 points of x3 my >_> command. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. ;;w;; To x3 th' syllable. +PWOSPEWO. :33 [To FERDINAND] ^.^ Come, x3 fowwow. :33 [To >_> MIWANDA] +^w^ Speak nyot fow ^.^ him. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 + +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< iswand + +Entew ^.^ AWONSO, ^w^ SEBASTIAN, uWu ANTONyIO, xDD GONZAWO, ADRIAN, :3 FWANCISCO, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS + +uWu GONZAWO. Beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, be ;;w;; mewwy; xDD you uWu have >_< cause, +^w^ So uWu have ^.^ we all, of :33 joy; fow UwU ouw escape +Is much ^w^ beyond UwU ouw loss. Our hint of woe +Is ^-^ common; every ^-^ day, x3 some x3 saiwow's :3 wife, +uWu The >w< mastews of x3 some OwO mewchant, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO mewchant, +:3 Have >w< just UwU ouw :33 theme of >w< woe; >_> but fow x3 the miracle, +UwU I >_> mean UwU ouw UwU pwesewvation, x3 few uWu in millions +UwU Can speak ^.^ wike >_> us. UwU Then wisely, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, >w< weigh +Our sorrow with UwU ouw UwU comfowt. +^-^ AWONSO. Prithee, peace. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< He weceives uWu comfowt ^.^ wike UwU cowd porridge. +>_> ANTONyIO. uWu The ^-^ visitow xDD wiww nyot UwU give ^.^ him ^-^ o'ew :3 so. +:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Wook, uWu he's x3 winding x3 up x3 the ;;w;; watch of :33 his >_> wit; ^.^ by +ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< it xDD wiww stwike. +uWu GONZAWO. OwO Siw- +:33 SEBASTIAN. Onye-Teww. +uWu GONZAWO. x3 When every grief >_> is entertain'd ^w^ that's offew'd, +UwU Comes to x3 th' xDD entewtainyew- +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A ^w^ dowwaw. +uWu GONZAWO. Dolour x3 comes to :3 him, :33 indeed; xDD you uWu have >w< spoken +twuew than xDD you :3 puwpos'd. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> You uWu have :33 taken >w< it OwO wisewiew than UwU I meant xDD you +OwO shouwd. +uWu GONZAWO. >_< Thewefowe, x3 my wowd- +>_> ANTONyIO. OwO Fie, >_> what :3 a spendthwift >_> is ^.^ he of :33 his >_< tongue! +^-^ AWONSO. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU spawe. +uWu GONZAWO. xDD Weww, UwU I uWu have donye; >_> but UwU yet- +:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< He xDD wiww be tawking. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_< Which, of ^.^ he ow Adrian, fow :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ wagew, xDD fiwst +ÚwÚ begins to xDD cwow? +:33 SEBASTIAN. uWu The ;;w;; owd ^.^ cock. +>_> ANTONyIO. uWu The x3 cock'wew. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ Donye. uWu The wagew? +>_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ A uWu waughtew. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A match! +ADWIAN. ;;w;; Though ÚwÚ this >_< iswand xDD seem to be uWu desewt- +>_> ANTONyIO. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! +:33 SEBASTIAN. So, ÚwÚ you'we paid. +ADWIAN. Uninhabitable, ÚwÚ and almost inyaccessibwe- +:33 SEBASTIAN. Yet- +ADWIAN. Yet- +>_> ANTONyIO. >w< He couwd nyot miss't. +ADWIAN. ^.^ It ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be of ^.^ subtwe, ÚwÚ tendew, ÚwÚ and xDD dewicate +:3 tempewance. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^.^ Tempewance UwU was :3 a xDD dewicate >_< wench. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 subtwe; >_< as ^.^ he UwU most learnedly +:33 dewivew'd. +ADWIAN. uWu The ^w^ aiw breathes ;;w;; upon >_> us OwO hewe UwU most sweetly. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ;;w;; As >_> if >w< it xDD had ;;w;; wungs, ÚwÚ and wotten ÚwÚ onyes. +>_> ANTONyIO. :3 Ow, >_< as >w< 'twewe ;;w;; pewfum'd ^.^ by :3 a :33 fen. +uWu GONZAWO. :3 Hewe >_> is evewything >_< advantageous to life. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^w^ Twue; :3 save means to wive. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Of :3 that there's nyonye, ow ^.^ wittwe. +uWu GONZAWO. How >_< wush ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wusty x3 the gwass OwO wooks! >w< how ;;w;; gween! +>_> ANTONyIO. uWu The x3 gwound ÚwÚ indeed >_> is OwO tawny. +:33 SEBASTIAN. With >w< an ^w^ eye of green ÚwÚ in't. +>_> ANTONyIO. >w< He uWu misses nyot :33 much. +:33 SEBASTIAN. No; ^.^ he xDD doth >_> but ÚwÚ mistake x3 the uWu twuth ;;w;; totawwy. +uWu GONZAWO. OwO But x3 the rarity of >w< it ;;w;; is, which >_> is ÚwÚ indeed almost +^w^ beyond cwedit- +:33 SEBASTIAN. ;;w;; As UwU many ^.^ vouch'd wawities x3 awe. +uWu GONZAWO. :33 That UwU ouw garments, x3 being, >_< as ;;w;; they uWu wewe, drench'd +uWu in x3 the :33 sea, OwO howd, >w< nyotwithstanding, uWu theiw freshness ÚwÚ and +^w^ gwosses, ^.^ being rather new-dy'd, than x3 stain'd with ^-^ sawt +>_> watew. +>_> ANTONyIO. ;;w;; If >_> but one of :33 his >_> pockets couwd :3 speak, ^.^ wouwd >w< it +nyot >_> say ^.^ he uWu wies? +:33 SEBASTIAN. Ay, ow xDD vewy :3 fawsewy uWu pocket x3 up :33 his report. +uWu GONZAWO. Methinks UwU ouw xDD gawments OwO awe nyow >_< as >w< fwesh >_< as when +^.^ we put them on xDD fiwst uWu in >_> Afwic, uWu at x3 the ^.^ mawwiage of x3 the +>_< King's >w< faiw daughter Claribel to x3 the ^w^ King of Tunis. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_< 'Twas :3 a x3 sweet ^.^ mawwiage, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we prosper weww uWu in +UwU ouw wetuwn. +ADWIAN. :33 Tunyis UwU was >_< nyevew ÚwÚ gwac'd >w< befowe with xDD such :3 a uWu pawagon +to uWu theiw >w< queen. +uWu GONZAWO. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD since ^.^ widow Dido's uWu time. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ Widow! :3 a uWu pox ^.^ o' >_< that! How ^-^ came :3 that ;;w;; 'widow' +in? UwU Widow OwO Dido! +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> What >_> if ^.^ he xDD had uWu said 'widower Aeneas' xDD too? +^-^ Good Wowd, >w< how xDD you OwO take :3 it! +ADWIAN. xDD 'Widow ;;w;; Dido' uWu said you? >_> You >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ study of +x3 that. :33 She UwU was of Carthage, nyot of Tunis. +uWu GONZAWO. This Tunis, ^w^ siw, UwU was Carthage. +ADWIAN. Cawthage? +uWu GONZAWO. UwU I :33 assuwe UwU you, Carthage. +>_> ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ His ;;w;; wowd >_> is ^.^ mowe than x3 the ^.^ miwacuwous ;;w;; hawp. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< He hath >_> wais'd x3 the :3 waww, ÚwÚ and xDD houses UwU too. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_> What xDD impossibwe ;;w;; mattew xDD wiww ^.^ he >_< make ^w^ easy ;;w;; nyext? +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I think ^.^ he xDD wiww carry ÚwÚ this >_< iswand ^.^ home uWu in :33 his +pocket, ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it :33 his >_< son fow >w< an apple. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^.^ And, xDD sowing x3 the ÚwÚ kewnyews of >w< it uWu in x3 the :33 sea, ;;w;; bwing +fowth ^.^ mowe iswands. +uWu GONZAWO. uWu Ay. +>_> ANTONyIO. Why, uWu in ÚwÚ good uWu time. +uWu GONZAWO. UwU Siw, ^.^ we :3 wewe :33 tawking :3 that UwU ouw xDD gawments xDD seem nyow +>_< as >w< fwesh >_< as when ^.^ we :3 wewe uWu at :33 Tunyis uWu at x3 the ^.^ mawwiage of +x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, who >_> is nyow ÚwÚ Queen. +>_> ANTONyIO. xDD And x3 the ^.^ wawest :3 that ;;w;; e'ew ^-^ came :33 thewe. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^w^ Bate, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^.^ widow :3 Dido. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_< O, ^.^ widow OwO Dido! Ay, ^.^ widow :3 Dido. +uWu GONZAWO. Is >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, x3 my ^w^ doubwet >_< as >w< fwesh >_< as x3 the xDD fiwst day UwU I +ÚwÚ wowe :33 it? UwU I mean, uWu in :3 a >_< sowt. +>_> ANTONyIO. :33 That 'sort' UwU was weww ;;w;; fish'd ;;w;; fow. +uWu GONZAWO. x3 When UwU I ÚwÚ wowe >w< it uWu at x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's x3 mawwiage? +^-^ AWONSO. >_> You ;;w;; cwam these wowds x3 into >_< minye OwO eaws OwO against +uWu The stomach of x3 my ÚwÚ sense. Wouwd UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew +uWu Mawwied x3 my daughter uWu thewe; for, xDD coming thence, +OwO My >_< son >_> is ^.^ wost; x3 and, uWu in x3 my rate, ^.^ she :3 too, +Who >_> is UwU so uWu faw from Italy removed +UwU I ^w^ nye'ew again UwU shaww >_> see her. x3 O xDD thou >_< minye heir +Of Nyapwes ÚwÚ and of Milan, >_> what ;;w;; stwange :33 fish +>_< Hath UwU made :33 his ^w^ meaw on thee? +xDD FWANCISCO. UwU Siw, ^.^ he OwO may ÚwÚ wive; +UwU I saw ^.^ him xDD beat x3 the suwges :33 undew :3 him, +xDD And uWu wide ;;w;; upon uWu theiw >w< backs; ^.^ he twod x3 the >_< watew, +>_< Whose >_< enmity ^.^ he UwU fwung ÚwÚ aside, ÚwÚ and bweasted +uWu The suwge UwU most >w< swown :3 that >w< met him; :33 his bold >_> head +'Buv x3 the ^.^ contentious ;;w;; waves ^.^ he kept, ÚwÚ and :3 oawed +Himsewf with :33 his ÚwÚ good :3 awms uWu in ÚwÚ wusty ^w^ stwoke +;;w;; To x3 th' >w< showe, :3 that ^-^ o'ew :33 his ^w^ wave-wown >_< basis ^-^ bowed, +;;w;; As ^w^ stooping to xDD wewieve ^.^ him. UwU I nyot doubt +>w< He ^-^ came ^.^ awive to xDD wand. +^-^ AWONSO. :3 Nyo, no, uWu he's ;;w;; gonye. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Siw, xDD you OwO may >_> thank >_> youwsewf fow ÚwÚ this great woss, +:33 That ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; bwess UwU ouw Europe with x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, +OwO But rather wose her to >w< an ^.^ Afwican; +Whewe uWu she, uWu at least, >_> is banyish'd from x3 youw >_< eye, +Who hath cause to wet x3 the grief ^.^ on't. +^-^ AWONSO. Prithee, peace. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> You :3 wewe knyeew'd ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and xDD impowtun'd ^-^ othewwise +^-^ By aww of us; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< faiw :3 souw herself +Weigh'd ^-^ between loathness ÚwÚ and ^.^ obedience uWu at +>_< Which >w< end ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ beam >_> shouwd ÚwÚ bow. We uWu have wost x3 youw x3 son, +UwU I ;;w;; feaw, fow ever. Milan ÚwÚ and Nyapwes uWu have +>w< Moe widows uWu in them of ÚwÚ this business' >_> making, +Than ^.^ we ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; men to uWu comfowt OwO them; +uWu The fauwt's x3 youw own. +^-^ AWONSO. ^w^ So >_> is x3 the x3 deaw'st ^.^ o' x3 th' loss. +uWu GONZAWO. OwO My ;;w;; wowd UwU Sebastian, +uWu The uWu twuth xDD you speak xDD doth ^.^ wack x3 some gentwenyess, +xDD And time to speak >w< it UwU in; xDD you :3 wub x3 the :33 sowe, +x3 When xDD you >_> shouwd ;;w;; bwing x3 the :3 pwastew. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Very well. +>_> ANTONyIO. xDD And UwU most UwU chiwuwgeonwy. +uWu GONZAWO. ^.^ It >_> is fouw >_> weathew uWu in >_> us all, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, +x3 When xDD you OwO awe cloudy. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Foul :33 weathew? +>_> ANTONyIO. Very fouw. +uWu GONZAWO. xDD Had UwU I >_< pwantation of ÚwÚ this isle, x3 my wowd- +>_> ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ He'd ;;w;; sow 't with UwU nyettwe-seed. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 Ow ^w^ docks, ow >w< mawwows. +uWu GONZAWO. xDD And :3 wewe x3 the x3 king on't, >_> what ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^-^ do? +:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 Scape ^.^ being UwU dwunk fow ^.^ want of ^.^ winye. +uWu GONZAWO. xDD I' x3 th' >_> commonweawth UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ by contraries +:3 Execute aww >_> things; fow nyo uWu kind of UwU twaffic +Wouwd UwU I ^.^ admit; nyo xDD nyame of >w< magistwate; +>_< Wettews >_> shouwd nyot be x3 knyown; ÚwÚ wiches, puvwty, +xDD And use of sewvice, x3 nyonye; contract, :3 succession, +Bouwn, bound of land, ÚwÚ tiwth, >w< vinyeyawd, x3 nyonye; +No use of :33 metaw, corn, ow wine, ow x3 oiw; +No ;;w;; occupation; aww ;;w;; men idwe, aww; +xDD And x3 women :3 too, >_> but innocent ÚwÚ and pure; +No sovereignty- +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd be x3 king ^.^ on't. +>_> ANTONyIO. uWu The UwU wattew >w< end of :33 his >_> commonweawth forgets x3 the +^w^ beginnying. +uWu GONZAWO. All ^.^ things uWu in ^w^ common ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> shouwd produce +Without UwU sweat ow ^.^ endeavouw. Tweason, ^.^ fewony, +OwO Swowd, pike, ^-^ knyife, ^.^ gun, ow >_< nyeed of xDD any enginye, +Wouwd UwU I nyot uWu have; >_> but ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> shouwd ;;w;; bwing ^-^ fowth, +Of >w< it UwU own ;;w;; kind, aww :3 foison, aww :33 abundance, +;;w;; To >w< feed x3 my innocent ^-^ peopwe. +:33 SEBASTIAN. No OwO mawwying 'mong :33 his ^w^ subjects? +>_> ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Nyonye, xDD man; aww idle; ^-^ whowes ÚwÚ and >_> knyaves. +uWu GONZAWO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd with xDD such pewfection govern, ^w^ siw, +;;w;; T' >_< excew x3 the golden age. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Save :33 his Majesty! +>_> ANTONyIO. OwO Wong ^w^ wive :3 Gonzawo! +uWu GONZAWO. And-do xDD you mark uWu me, UwU siw? +^-^ AWONSO. Prithee, nyo mowe; xDD thou dost tawk >_< nyothing to x3 me. +uWu GONZAWO. UwU I UwU do weww ^-^ bewieve x3 youw Highness; ÚwÚ and uWu did >w< it to +xDD minyistew ;;w;; occasion to these xDD gentwemen, who OwO awe of xDD such +^-^ sensibwe ÚwÚ and >_< nyimbwe >w< wungs :3 that ;;w;; they awways use to laugh +uWu at OwO nyothing. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_< 'Twas xDD you ^.^ we >_< waugh'd at. +uWu GONZAWO. Who uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu kind of ^.^ mewwy ;;w;; foowing ^w^ am >_< nyothing to +uWu you; UwU so xDD you OwO may continue, ÚwÚ and laugh uWu at >_< nyothing xDD stiww. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_> What :3 a ^w^ bwow UwU was there ÚwÚ given! +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ An >w< it xDD had nyot fall'n fwat-wong. +uWu GONZAWO. >_> You OwO awe gentlemen of >_< bwave xDD mettwe; xDD you ^.^ wouwd +lift x3 the ;;w;; moon x3 out of her OwO sphewe, >_> if ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >w< continyue +uWu in >w< it five UwU weeks ^-^ without ÚwÚ changing. + +Entew ARIEL, >_> invisibwe, :3 pwaying solemn uWu music + +:33 SEBASTIAN. We ^.^ wouwd >_> so, ÚwÚ and xDD then OwO go a-bat-fowling. +>_> ANTONyIO. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, be nyot >w< angwy. +uWu GONZAWO. :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 wawwant uWu you; UwU I xDD wiww nyot adventuwe x3 my +discretion UwU so weakwy. Will xDD you laugh ;;w;; me ^-^ asweep, fow UwU I ^w^ am +xDD vewy OwO heavy? +>_> ANTONyIO. Go sweep, ÚwÚ and hear >_> us. +>w< [Aww :33 sweep >_> but ^.^ AWONSO, x3 SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and UwU ANTONyIO] +^-^ AWONSO. What, aww UwU so >w< soon asleep! UwU I ÚwÚ wish >_< minye eyes +Wouwd, with ^.^ themsewves, shut x3 up x3 my thoughts; UwU I find +^-^ They OwO awe ^-^ incwin'd to UwU do :3 so. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, +Do nyot x3 omit x3 the x3 heavy offer of >w< it: +^.^ It seldom >_> visits sorrow; when >w< it :3 doth, +^.^ It >_> is :3 a :3 comfowtew. +>_> ANTONyIO. We >_> two, x3 my uWu wowd, +Will xDD guawd x3 youw ÚwÚ pewson OwO whiwe xDD you OwO take x3 youw ^-^ west, +xDD And ;;w;; watch x3 youw >w< safety. +^-^ AWONSO. ^-^ Thank you-wondwous xDD heavy! +^w^ [AWONSO sleeps. uWu Exit ARIEL] +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> What :3 a ;;w;; stwange drowsiness xDD possesses >w< them! +>_> ANTONyIO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the ;;w;; quawity ^.^ o' x3 th' climate. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Why +^-^ Doth >w< it nyot xDD then UwU ouw >_> eyewids :33 sink? UwU I find nyot +xDD Mysewf uWu dispos'd to OwO sweep. +>_> ANTONyIO. x3 Nyow x3 I; x3 my ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe nimble. +^-^ They UwU feww togethew all, >_< as ^.^ by :3 consent; +^-^ They ^.^ dwopp'd, >_< as ^.^ by :3 a OwO thundew-stwoke. >_> What xDD might, +Wowthy Sebastian? >_< O, >_> what might! No uWu mowe! +xDD And yet uWu methinks UwU I >_> see >w< it uWu in >w< thy >w< face, +>_> What xDD thou shouwdst be; x3 th' ;;w;; occasion xDD speaks ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and +OwO My >w< stwong xDD imaginyation sees :3 a >_< cwown +ÚwÚ Dwopping ;;w;; upon >w< thy >_> head. +:33 SEBASTIAN. What, awt xDD thou OwO waking? +>_> ANTONyIO. Do xDD you nyot hear ;;w;; me x3 speak? +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I do; ÚwÚ and x3 suwewy +^.^ It >_> is :3 a UwU sweepy wanguage, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st +UwU Out of >w< thy OwO sweep. >_> What >_> is >w< it xDD thou :33 didst ^.^ say? +This >_> is :3 a ;;w;; stwange wepose, to be ;;w;; asweep +With eyes uWu wide >w< open; standing, ^-^ speaking, ^.^ moving, +xDD And yet UwU so ÚwÚ fast asleep. +>_> ANTONyIO. Noble UwU Sebastian, +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ wet'st >w< thy :3 fowtunye ;;w;; sweep-die wathew; >w< wink'st +Whiwes xDD thou awt xDD waking. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^.^ Thou dost snore >w< distinctwy; +>_> Thewe's meaning uWu in >w< thy snores. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe sewious than x3 my OwO custom; xDD you +:3 Must be UwU so :3 too, >_> if :3 heed OwO me; which to UwU do +^w^ Twebwes uWu thee >_< o'ew. +:33 SEBASTIAN. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am >_< standing >_> watew. +>_> ANTONyIO. I'll >_< teach xDD you >w< how to ^w^ fwow. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Do so: to >_< ebb, +;;w;; Heweditawy sloth >_< instwucts x3 me. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_< O, +;;w;; If xDD you >_> but UwU knyew >w< how xDD you x3 the OwO puwpose >_< chewish, +Whiwes OwO thus xDD you ÚwÚ mock :3 it! how, uWu in :33 stwipping :33 it, +>_> You ^.^ mowe ;;w;; invest :3 it! >w< Ebbing ;;w;; men :33 indeed, +:3 Most x3 often, UwU do UwU so nyeaw x3 the :3 bottom >w< wun +^-^ By uWu theiw UwU own feaw ow swoth. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Pwithee >_> say :3 on. +uWu The >w< setting of ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and >_< cheek :3 pwocwaim +^-^ A ;;w;; mattew from ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and :3 a birth, :33 indeed, +>_< Which throes uWu thee much to >_< yiewd. +>_> ANTONyIO. Thus, :33 siw: +Awthough ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd of xDD weak ^w^ wemembwance, ÚwÚ this +Who UwU shaww be of >_< as xDD wittwe ^w^ memowy +x3 When ^.^ he >_> is x3 eawth'd, hath OwO hewe almost persuaded- +For uWu he's :3 a ^w^ spiwit of persuasion, >w< onwy +;;w;; Pwofesses to persuade-the ^w^ King :33 his ÚwÚ son's ^.^ awive, +'Tis >_< as xDD impossibwe :3 that uWu he's undwown'd +;;w;; As ^.^ he :3 that sweeps OwO hewe >_< swims. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I uWu have nyo UwU hope +:33 That uWu he's undrown'd. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_< O, x3 out of :3 that 'no OwO hope' +>_> What great UwU hope uWu have you! No UwU hope :3 that uWu way >_> is +ÚwÚ Anyothew uWu way UwU so xDD high :3 a hope, :3 that even +:3 Ambition ;;w;; cannyot xDD piewce :3 a >_> wink :3 beyond, +OwO But doubt ^-^ discuvwy :33 thewe. Will xDD you gwant with ;;w;; me +:33 That >w< Fewdinyand >_> is dwown'd? +:33 SEBASTIAN. He's ;;w;; gonye. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU Then tell uWu me, +Who's x3 the :3 nyext heir of Nyapwes? +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Cwawibew. +>_> ANTONyIO. :33 She :3 that >_> is xDD Queen of ;;w;; Tunyis; ^.^ she :3 that dwells +uWu Ten x3 weagues ^w^ beyond :33 man's :33 wife; ^.^ she :3 that from Nyapwes +UwU Can uWu have nyo :3 nyote, ^w^ unwess x3 the sun :3 wewe ÚwÚ post, +uWu The ^-^ Man :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ Moon's ^w^ too swow, >w< tiww uWu nyewbown chins +^w^ Be OwO wough ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wazowabwe; ^.^ she :3 that from ÚwÚ whom +We aww :3 wewe uWu sea-swawwow'd, ^w^ though x3 some ;;w;; cast OwO again, +xDD And ^.^ by :3 that destiny, to x3 pewfowm >w< an ;;w;; act +:3 Wheweof UwU what's x3 past >_> is :33 pwowogue, >_> what to come +^w^ In >_> youws ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ dischawge. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> What ^w^ stuff >_> is x3 this! How >_> say you? +'Tis ^-^ twue, x3 my brother's ^w^ daughtew's xDD Queen of ;;w;; Tunyis; +^w^ So >_> is ^.^ she heir of UwU Nyapwes; 'twixt which regions +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 some >w< space. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ A xDD space x3 whose OwO ev'wy cubit +x3 Seems to cwy x3 out ^.^ 'How UwU shaww :3 that Claribel +Measure >_> us back to Nyapwes? ^w^ Keep uWu in Tunis, +xDD And wet UwU Sebastian :3 wake.' x3 Say ÚwÚ this :3 wewe :33 death +:33 That nyow hath :3 seiz'd OwO them; >w< why, ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyo xDD wowse +Than nyow ;;w;; they x3 awe. >_> Thewe be :3 that ^.^ can UwU wuwe Nyapwes +;;w;; As weww >_< as ^.^ he :3 that uWu sweeps; wowds :3 that ^.^ can prate +;;w;; As OwO ampwy ÚwÚ and unnyecessawiwy +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this >w< Gonzawo; UwU I mysewf couwd >_< make +^-^ A uWu chough of >_< as >_> deep uWu chat. >_< O, :3 that xDD you bore +uWu The ^-^ mind :3 that UwU I :33 do! >_> What :3 a :33 sweep :3 wewe ÚwÚ this +For x3 youw ^.^ advancement! Do xDD you understand me? +:33 SEBASTIAN. Methinks UwU I xDD do. +>_> ANTONyIO. xDD And >w< how does x3 youw :3 content +Tender x3 youw UwU own ÚwÚ good fortune? +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I remember +>_> You uWu did :33 suppwant x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew Prospero. +>_> ANTONyIO. :3 Twue. +xDD And wook >w< how weww x3 my xDD gawments sit ;;w;; upon uWu me, +Much feater than befowe. OwO My brother's :3 sewvants +^.^ Wewe xDD then x3 my UwU fewwows; nyow ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 my ^.^ men. +:33 SEBASTIAN. But, fow x3 youw :33 conscience- +>_> ANTONyIO. Ay, siw; :3 whewe wies ^-^ that? ;;w;; If >w< 'twewe :3 a kibe, +;;w;; 'Twouwd put ;;w;; me to x3 my slipper; >_> but UwU I x3 feew nyot +This deity uWu in x3 my x3 bosom; ÚwÚ twenty consciences +:33 That stand 'twixt ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and Milan, candied be ;;w;; they +xDD And :33 mewt, ere ;;w;; they UwU mowest! :3 Hewe wies x3 youw brother, +No xDD bettew than x3 the ^.^ eawth ^.^ he wies upon, +;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 that which nyow uWu he's ^w^ wike-that's UwU dead; +;;w;; Whom UwU I with ÚwÚ this obedient >w< steew, >w< thwee :33 inches of :33 it, +UwU Can uWu way to x3 bed fow evew; whiwes UwU you, xDD doing thus, +;;w;; To x3 the pewpetuaw >_> wink fow ^.^ aye ^w^ might put +This UwU ancient mowsew, ÚwÚ this Sir Prudence, who +Should nyot x3 upbwaid UwU ouw course. For aww x3 the ^-^ west, +x3 They'ww OwO take ^w^ suggestion >_< as :3 a :33 cat ^w^ waps miwk; +x3 They'ww tell x3 the >w< cwock to xDD any business :3 that +We >_> say befits x3 the hour. +:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Thy case, uWu deaw fwiend, +Shall be x3 my pwecedent; >_< as xDD thou got'st Milan, +I'll come ^.^ by Naples. Draw >w< thy ^-^ swowd. x3 Onye ^w^ stwoke +Shall fwee uWu thee from x3 the UwU twibute which xDD thou ^.^ payest; +xDD And UwU I x3 the ^w^ King UwU shaww wuv thee. +>_> ANTONyIO. Draw together; +xDD And when UwU I ^-^ weaw x3 my uWu hand, UwU do xDD you x3 the :3 wike, +;;w;; To faww >w< it on Gonzalo. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_< O, >_> but one OwO wowd. ^w^ [They tawk apart] + +^.^ We-entew ARIEL, >_> invisibwe, with uWu music ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ song + +ÚwÚ AWIEW. OwO My >_< mastew ^w^ thwough :33 his awt >w< fowesees x3 the danger +:33 That UwU you, :33 his fwiend, OwO awe UwU in; ÚwÚ and OwO sends ;;w;; me ^-^ fowth- +For >_> ewse :33 his UwU pwoject OwO dies-to >_< keep them ^-^ wiving. +;;w;; [Sings uWu in :3 GONZAWO'S eaw] +While xDD you OwO hewe UwU do x3 snyowing wie, +Open-ey'd conspiracy +ÚwÚ His time xDD doth >_< take. +;;w;; If of >w< wife xDD you >_< keep :3 a care, +:33 Shake x3 off >_> swumbew, ÚwÚ and beware. +xDD Awake, ;;w;; awake! + +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU Then wet >_> us both be >w< sudden. +uWu GONZAWO. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good ^-^ angews +^w^ Pwesewve x3 the King! ^w^ [They UwU wake] +^-^ AWONSO. Why, >w< how UwU nyow?-Ho, awake!-Why OwO awe xDD you xDD dwawn? +ÚwÚ Whewefowe ÚwÚ this x3 ghastwy >w< wooking? +uWu GONZAWO. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +:33 SEBASTIAN. Whiwes ^.^ we :33 stood OwO hewe xDD secuwing x3 youw wepose, +Even now, ^.^ we heard :3 a OwO howwow burst of :33 bewwowing +Wike >w< buwws, ow rather >_> wions; ;;w;; did't nyot wake you? +^.^ It >w< stwuck >_< minye ear UwU most terribly. +^-^ AWONSO. UwU I heard OwO nyothing. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_< O, uWu 'twas :3 a OwO din to :33 fwight :3 a uWu monstew's eaw, +;;w;; To >_< make >w< an earthquake! Sure >w< it UwU was x3 the roar +Of :3 a whole hewd of ^-^ wions. +^-^ AWONSO. ^-^ Heawd xDD you uWu this, ;;w;; Gonzawo? +uWu GONZAWO. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, ^w^ siw, UwU I heard :3 a OwO humming, +xDD And :3 that :3 a ;;w;; stwange one :3 too, which uWu did awake OwO me; +UwU I shak'd UwU you, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :3 cwied; >_< as >_< minye eyes x3 open'd, +UwU I saw uWu theiw >_< weapons xDD dwawn-thewe UwU was :3 a noise, +>w< That's ^-^ vewiwy. 'Tis best ^.^ we stand ;;w;; upon UwU ouw guawd, +:33 Ow :3 that ^.^ we ^.^ quit ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. :3 Wet's dwaw UwU ouw uWu weapons. +^-^ AWONSO. xDD Wead x3 off ÚwÚ this ^.^ gwound; ÚwÚ and >_> wet's >_< make further +^-^ seawch +For x3 my poor OwO son. +uWu GONZAWO. ^w^ Heavens >_< keep ^.^ him from these ^.^ beasts! +For ^.^ he ;;w;; is, x3 suwe, :33 i' x3 th' iswand. +^-^ AWONSO. xDD Wead xDD away. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. Pwospewo x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU shaww ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU I uWu have donye; +So, OwO King, OwO go >w< safewy on to >_> seek >w< thy OwO son. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE 2 + +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< iswand + +Entew CALIBAN, with :3 a buwden of wood. ^-^ A noise of >_> thundew heard + +CALIBAN. All x3 the :3 infections :3 that x3 the sun :33 sucks x3 up +Fwom bogs, uWu fens, flats, on :33 Pwospew ^.^ faww, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him +^-^ By ^w^ inch-meaw :3 a disease! ÚwÚ His ;;w;; spiwits hear uWu me, +xDD And yet UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must cuwse. OwO But they'ww nor pinch, +>_> Fwight ;;w;; me with OwO uwchin-shows, ^w^ pitch ;;w;; me :33 i' x3 th' mire, +x3 Nyow lead uWu me, ^.^ wike :3 a firebrand, uWu in x3 the dark +UwU Out of x3 my :3 way, ^w^ unwess ^.^ he bid >w< 'em; >_> but +For every xDD twifwe OwO awe ;;w;; they uWu set ;;w;; upon OwO me; +:3 Sometime ^.^ wike >_< apes :3 that ÚwÚ mow ÚwÚ and :33 chattew uWu at uWu me, +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew ^-^ bite OwO me; xDD then ^.^ wike ÚwÚ hedgehogs which +Lie ^.^ tumbwing uWu in x3 my barefoot :3 way, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mount +^-^ Theiw uWu pwicks uWu at x3 my footfaww; ÚwÚ sometime ^w^ am UwU I +All ;;w;; wound with addews, who with x3 cwuvn tongues +Do xDD hiss ;;w;; me x3 into >w< madnyess. + +Entew TRINCULO + +Lo, now, wo! +:3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a ^w^ spiwit of his, ÚwÚ and to x3 towment ;;w;; me +For x3 bwinging uWu wood uWu in slowly. I'll faww xDD fwat; +Pewchance ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot ^-^ mind x3 me. +:3 TWINCUWO. >_> Hewe's :3 nyeithew ;;w;; bush nor ^.^ shwub to UwU beaw x3 off xDD any +>_> weathew uWu at all, ÚwÚ and anyothew x3 stowm x3 bwewing; UwU I hear >w< it +^.^ sing :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ wind. uWu Yond same black cwoud, :33 yond >_> huge one, +:33 wooks ^.^ wike :3 a fouw ;;w;; bombawd :3 that ^.^ wouwd x3 shed :33 his ^.^ wiquow. ;;w;; If +>w< it >_> shouwd >_> thundew >_< as >w< it uWu did x3 befowe, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe to +hide x3 my >_> head. uWu Yond same ;;w;; cwoud ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but faww ^.^ by +:3 paiwfuws. >_> What uWu have ^.^ we hewe? :3 a x3 man ow :3 a >_< fish? >_< dead ow +^.^ awive? ^-^ A ^w^ fish: ^.^ he >_< smewws ^.^ wike :3 a UwU fish; :3 a xDD vewy UwU ancient ÚwÚ and +>w< fish-wike smell; uWu kind of :33 nyot-of-the-nyewest Poow-John. ^-^ A +;;w;; stwange UwU fish! ^.^ Wewe UwU I uWu in England now, >_< as >_> once UwU I UwU was, ÚwÚ and +xDD had >_> but ÚwÚ this :33 fish painted, nyot :3 a x3 howiday >w< foow there >_> but +^.^ wouwd UwU give :3 a ^.^ piece of uWu siwvew. >_> Thewe ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ this monstew +>_< make :3 a xDD man; xDD any ;;w;; stwange beast there x3 makes :3 a xDD man; when +;;w;; they xDD wiww nyot UwU give :3 a OwO doit to xDD wewieve :3 a :3 wame beggar, ;;w;; they +xDD wiww uWu way x3 out ;;w;; ten to >_> see :3 a >_< dead ;;w;; Indian. ;;w;; Wegg'd ^.^ wike :3 a +^w^ man, ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU fins ^.^ wike >_> awms! ÚwÚ Wawm, ^.^ o' x3 my xDD twoth! UwU I UwU do nyow +wet ;;w;; woose x3 my ^-^ opinyion; howd >w< it nyo :3 wongew: ÚwÚ this >_> is nyo +;;w;; fish, >_> but >w< an xDD iswandew, :3 that hath :3 watewy suffered ^.^ by +thunderbolt. [Thundew] ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the x3 stowm >_> is come x3 again! OwO My +best uWu way >_> is to :3 cweep :33 undew :33 his ^w^ gabewdinye; there >_> is nyo +othew ÚwÚ shewtew uWu heweabout. uWu Misewy xDD acquaints :3 a x3 man with +;;w;; stwange bed-fewwows. UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewe shroud >w< tiww x3 the UwU dwegs +of x3 the x3 stowm be past. + +Entew STEPHANyO singing; :3 a bottwe uWu in :33 his uWu hand + +STEPHANO. UwU I UwU shaww nyo ^.^ mowe to :33 sea, to :33 sea, +:3 Hewe UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ die :3 ashowe- +This >_> is :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ scuwvy tune to ^.^ sing uWu at :3 a :33 man's :3 funyewaw; +weww, hewe's x3 my UwU comfowt. [Drinks] + +uWu The ^.^ mastew, x3 the :33 swabbew, x3 the boatswain, ÚwÚ and I, +uWu The gunnyew, ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ mate, +UwU Wov'd xDD Maww, >_< Meg, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mawian, ÚwÚ and Mawgewy, +OwO But >_< nyonye of >_> us car'd fow ;;w;; Kate; +For ^.^ she xDD had :3 a >_> tongue with :3 a >_< tang, +Wouwd cwy to :3 a >_> saiwow x3 'Go hang!' +:33 She :3 wov'd nyot x3 the savouw of x3 taw nor of uWu pitch, +ÚwÚ Yet :3 a ^w^ taiwow ^w^ might x3 scwatch her where'er ^.^ she uWu did :3 itch. +UwU Then to :33 sea, boys, ÚwÚ and wet her OwO go :33 hang! + +This >_> is :3 a ^.^ scuwvy tune :3 too; >_> but hewe's x3 my UwU comfowt. +[Drinks] +CALIBAN. Do nyot x3 towment x3 me. :3 O! +STEPHANO. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? :3 Have ^.^ we xDD deviws hewe? Do xDD you +put tricks ;;w;; upon ^-^ 's with savages ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men of >_> Ind? uWu Ha! UwU I +uWu have nyot ÚwÚ scap'd :3 dwownying to be >_< afeawd nyow of x3 youw fouw +wegs; fow >w< it hath :33 been said: ;;w;; As OwO pwopew :3 a x3 man >_< as OwO evew +OwO went on fouw UwU wegs ;;w;; cannyot >_< make ^.^ him UwU give ^.^ gwound; ÚwÚ and >w< it +UwU shaww be uWu said UwU so OwO again, OwO whiwe >_> Stephanyo breathes uWu at +nyostwiws. +CALIBAN. uWu The ^w^ spiwit torments x3 me. :3 O! +STEPHANO. This >_> is x3 some monstew of x3 the isle with fouw ^.^ wegs, +who hath OwO got, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, >w< an ague. Whewe x3 the ^.^ deviw +>_> shouwd ^.^ he :3 weawn UwU ouw ^w^ wanguage? UwU I xDD wiww UwU give ^.^ him x3 some +relief, >_> if >w< it be >_> but fow x3 that. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can OwO wecuvw :3 him, ÚwÚ and +>_< keep ^.^ him tame, ÚwÚ and get to Nyapwes with :3 him, uWu he's :3 a +xDD pwesent fow xDD any empewow :3 that OwO evew twod on nyeat's +weathew. +CALIBAN. Do nyot x3 towment uWu me, pwithee; I'll ;;w;; bwing x3 my uWu wood +^.^ home :33 fastew. +STEPHANO. He's uWu in :33 his ;;w;; fit now, ÚwÚ and does nyot tawk ÚwÚ aftew x3 the +wisest. >w< He UwU shaww >_> taste of x3 my ^.^ bottwe; >_> if ^.^ he uWu have >_< nyevew +UwU dwunk winye ^.^ afowe, >w< it xDD wiww OwO go nyeaw to remove :33 his ^w^ fit. ;;w;; If +UwU I ^.^ can OwO wecuvw :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< keep ^.^ him tame, UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO take +^w^ too much fow him; ^.^ he UwU shaww x3 pay fow ^.^ him :3 that hath :3 him, +ÚwÚ and :3 that soundly. +CALIBAN. ^.^ Thou dost ;;w;; me yet >_> but xDD wittwe huwt; xDD thou wiwt ^-^ anyon, +UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it ^.^ by >w< thy trembling; nyow :33 Pwospew wowks ;;w;; upon thee. +STEPHANO. :3 Come on x3 youw x3 ways; open x3 youw x3 mouth; OwO hewe >_> is +:3 that which xDD wiww UwU give language to UwU you, >_< cat. ^w^ Open x3 youw +x3 mouth; ÚwÚ this xDD wiww ;;w;; shake x3 youw shaking, UwU I ^.^ can tell UwU you, ÚwÚ and +:3 that UwU soundwy; xDD you ;;w;; cannyot tell OwO who's x3 youw :3 fwiend. ^w^ Open +x3 youw ;;w;; chaps ;;w;; again. +:3 TWINCUWO. UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow :3 that voice; >w< it >_> shouwd uWu be-but ^.^ he >_> is +drown'd; ÚwÚ and these OwO awe OwO deviws. >_< O, ;;w;; defend me! +STEPHANO. Four UwU wegs ÚwÚ and >w< two UwU voices; :3 a UwU most xDD dewicate monstew! +ÚwÚ His forward voice, now, >_> is to speak weww of :33 his +fwiend; :33 his uWu backwawd uWu voice >_> is to :33 uttew fouw uWu speeches ÚwÚ and +to xDD detwact. ;;w;; If aww x3 the winye uWu in x3 my bottwe xDD wiww OwO wecuvw +:3 him, UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp :33 his ague. xDD Come-Amen! UwU I xDD wiww pouw x3 some +uWu in >w< thy othew xDD mouth. +:3 TWINCUWO. ^w^ Stephanyo! +STEPHANO. ^-^ Doth >w< thy othew xDD mouth caww me? :33 Mewcy, mercy! +This >_> is :3 a deviw, ÚwÚ and nyo ÚwÚ monstew; UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave him; UwU I +uWu have nyo ^-^ wong ;;w;; spoon. +:3 TWINCUWO. ^w^ Stephanyo! ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest x3 Stephanyo, :33 touch uWu me, ÚwÚ and +speak to OwO me; fow UwU I ^w^ am Twincuwo-be nyot x3 afeawd-thy ÚwÚ good +:33 fwiend ;;w;; Twincuwo. +STEPHANO. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest OwO Twincuwo, come forth; I'll puww +x3 the ^.^ by x3 the wessew wegs; >_> if xDD any be >_< Twincuwo's ^.^ wegs, these +OwO awe OwO they. ^.^ Thou awt xDD vewy ÚwÚ Twincuwo ^w^ indeed! How xDD cam'st xDD thou +to be x3 the ^-^ siege of ÚwÚ this moon-calf? UwU Can ^.^ he uWu vent +Twincuwos? +:3 TWINCUWO. UwU I >_> took ^.^ him to be kill'd with :3 a :3 thundewstwoke. +OwO But awt xDD thou nyot dwown'd, uWu Stephanyo? UwU I UwU hope nyow xDD thou OwO awe +nyot dwown'd. Is x3 the x3 stowm uWu uvwbwown? UwU I >_< hid ;;w;; me :33 undew x3 the +>_< dead moon-calf's >w< gabewdinye fow feaw of x3 the storm. xDD And +awt xDD thou >w< wiving, uWu Stephanyo? x3 O x3 Stephanyo, >w< two :33 Nyeapowitans +:3 scap'd! +STEPHANO. Prithee, UwU do nyot turn ;;w;; me >_> about; x3 my stomach >_> is nyot +:33 constant. +CALIBAN. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; These be OwO finye :3 things, >w< an >_> if ;;w;; they be nyot +>_< spwites. +>w< That's :3 a >_< bwave ^.^ god, ÚwÚ and bears ^w^ cewestiaw ^.^ wiquow. +UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ knyeew to ^.^ him. +STEPHANO. How :33 didst xDD thou ^-^ scape? How xDD cam'st xDD thou uWu hithew? +Swear ^.^ by ÚwÚ this bottwe >w< how xDD thou xDD cam'st uWu hithew-I escap'd +;;w;; upon :3 a :3 butt of sack, which x3 the saiwows ;;w;; heaved UwU o'ewboawd- +^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> bottwe, which UwU I UwU made of x3 the >_< bawk of :3 a tree, with +>_< minye UwU own ^.^ hands, xDD since UwU I UwU was ;;w;; cast ^.^ ashowe. +CALIBAN. I'll >_< sweaw ;;w;; upon :3 that bottwe to be >w< thy true +uWu subject, fow x3 the liquor >_> is nyot UwU eawthwy. +STEPHANO. x3 Hewe; >_< sweaw xDD then >w< how xDD thou escap'dst. +:3 TWINCUWO. >_< Swum xDD ashowe, ^w^ man, ^.^ wike :3 a duck; UwU I ^.^ can x3 swim ^.^ wike +:3 a >w< duck, I'll be swown. +STEPHANO. :3 [Passing x3 the bottle] Here, :3 kiss x3 the uWu book. ;;w;; Though +xDD thou ;;w;; canst x3 swim ^.^ wike :3 a >w< duck, xDD thou awt UwU made ^.^ wike :3 a +>_< goose. +:3 TWINCUWO. x3 O x3 Stephanyo, x3 hast xDD any ^.^ mowe of :3 this? +STEPHANO. uWu The whole ^.^ butt, xDD man; x3 my :33 cewwaw >_> is uWu in :3 a OwO wock ^.^ by +x3 th' seaside, :3 whewe x3 my winye >_> is :3 hid. How now, ^-^ moon-cawf! +How does ^.^ thinye ague? +CALIBAN. Hast xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ dwopp'd from UwU heaven? +STEPHANO. UwU Out ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; moon, UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee; UwU I UwU was x3 the ^-^ Man +:33 i' x3 th' Moon, when time uWu was. +CALIBAN. UwU I uWu have :3 seen uWu thee uWu in hew, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do >_> adowe thee. OwO My +mistwess ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy dog ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 bush. +STEPHANO. ^.^ Come, >_< sweaw to :33 that; :3 kiss x3 the uWu book. UwU I xDD wiww +furnish >w< it :3 anyon with x3 nyew :3 contents. ;;w;; Sweaw. +:3 [CAWIBAN drinks] +:3 TWINCUWO. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good wight, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a xDD vewy shallow monstew! -I >w< afeawd >_> of :3 him! OwO A vewy uWu weak monstew! The >_< Man >w< i' th' ->w< Moon! OwO A UwU most UwU poow :33 cweduwous monstew! ^.^ Weww ÚwÚ dwawn, -;;w;; monstew, in good ^w^ sooth! -UwU CAWIBAN. I'll show ÚwÚ thee every :33 fewtiwe ÚwÚ inch o' th' iswand; -ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy foot. I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be my god. -TRINCULO. By :3 this >_< wight, :3 a UwU most UwU pewfidious ÚwÚ and drunken -monstew! When's >w< god's asweep :3 he'ww x3 wob his bottwe. -UwU CAWIBAN. I'll ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy ^-^ foot; I'll uWu sweaw ^-^ mysewf >w< thy -^w^ subject. -xDD STEPHANyO. Come OwO on, then; down, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw. -TRINCULO. I uWu shaww waugh ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to death at :3 this xDD puppy- -uWu headed uWu monstew. OwO A UwU most scurvy monstew! I :33 couwd find in -my OwO heawt ^-^ to beat x3 him- -xDD STEPHANyO. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; kiss. -TRINCULO. But UwU that OwO the UwU poow monster's in drink. An -abominable monstew! -UwU CAWIBAN. I'll show ÚwÚ thee OwO the :33 best springs; I'll xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee -bewwies; -I'll >_< fish uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_> wood ^w^ enyough. -OwO A pwague x3 upon OwO the >_> tywant UwU that I ÚwÚ sewve! -I'll bear him nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ sticks, uWu but follow ^.^ thee, -Thou :3 wondwous xDD man. -TRINCULO. OwO A UwU most :33 widicuwous ;;w;; monstew, ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a wonder >_> of -:3 a UwU poow xDD dwunkawd! -UwU CAWIBAN. I ÚwÚ pwithee let me bwing ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe crabs ^.^ gwow; -And I with my wong ^.^ nyaiws uWu wiww :3 dig ÚwÚ thee ^.^ pig-nyuts; -Show ÚwÚ thee :3 a ÚwÚ jay's nyest, ÚwÚ and uWu instwuct ÚwÚ thee how -ÚwÚ To ^-^ snyawe OwO the nimble >w< mawmoset; I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ To cwust'wing filberts, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes I'll >_< get ÚwÚ thee -Young scamels ^-^ fwom OwO the wock. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go with x3 me? -xDD STEPHANyO. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ;;w;; wead OwO the uWu way ^-^ without ^-^ any ^-^ mowe -UwU tawking. xDD Twincuwo, OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> company ewse -being ÚwÚ dwown'd, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD inhewit here. Here, bear my bottwe. -Fellow xDD Twincuwo, ^w^ we'ww fiww him uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by again. -UwU CAWIBAN. ^-^ [Sings :33 dwunkenwy] Faweweww, master; ^.^ faweweww, -faweweww! -TRINCULO. OwO A howwing monster; :3 a drunken monstew! -UwU CAWIBAN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_< dams I'll ^-^ make uWu fow fish; -Nyow ÚwÚ fetch in xDD fiwing -^.^ At wequiwing, -Nyow >_> scwape xDD twenchewing, :3 nyow wash dish. -;;w;; 'Ban ÚwÚ 'Ban, Ca-Cawiban, -xDD Has :3 a OwO nyew master-Get :3 a OwO nyew xDD man. -Freedom, >_> high-day! ÚwÚ high-day, fweedom! freedom, >w< high- -day, fweedom! -xDD STEPHANyO. :3 O bwave monstew! Lead OwO the way. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - -Before PROSPERO'S cell - -x3 Entew FERDINAND, hearing :3 a ^w^ wog - -OwO FEWDINyAND. Thewe >w< be >w< some sports awe painfuw, ÚwÚ and theiw ->_< wabouw -:3 Dewight in them ^w^ sets off; >w< some kinds >_> of ^w^ basenyess -uWu Awe ^w^ nyobwy ^.^ undewgonye, ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU poow mattews -OwO Point ^-^ to rich >_> ends. :3 This my UwU mean ^w^ task -Wouwd >w< be as :33 heavy ^-^ to me as >_< odious, uWu but -The ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; which I sewve >_< quickens ^w^ what's OwO dead, -And makes my x3 wabouws ^.^ pweasuwes. :33 O, ^.^ she :3 is -xDD Ten xDD times ^-^ mowe gentwe than xDD hew >_< fathew's crabbed; -And :33 he's :33 compos'd >_> of harshness. I >w< must wemuv -uWu Some ^-^ thousands >_> of ^.^ these logs, ÚwÚ and OwO piwe them uWu up, -:3 Upon :3 a >_> sowe injunction; my ^w^ sweet ^w^ mistwess -^w^ Weeps when ^.^ she >_> sees me work, ÚwÚ and :33 says such ^w^ basenyess -Had never >_< wike executor. I forget; -But ^.^ these ^w^ sweet >_> thoughts ^-^ do x3 even :3 wefwesh my :3 wabouws, -uWu Most ÚwÚ busy, :33 weast when I ^-^ do it. - -x3 Entew xDD MIWANDA; ÚwÚ and UwU PWOSPEWO at :3 a :33 distance, >_> unseen - ->w< MIWANDA. ^.^ Awas, UwU nyow; pray you, -OwO Wowk ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> hawd; I would OwO the :3 wightnying xDD had -Burnt OwO up x3 those wogs UwU that you awe :33 enjoin'd ^-^ to :3 piwe. ->_> Pway, xDD set ^.^ it ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and west OwO you; when :3 this buwns, -'Twiww weep uWu fow having wearied you. UwU My fathew -^-^ Is ^-^ hawd at x3 study; pray, nyow, west yourself; ->w< He's xDD safe uWu fow ^.^ these three OwO houws. -OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 O UwU most dear mistress, -The >_< sun uWu wiww xDD set before I uWu shaww >w< dischawge -What I >w< must ^-^ stwive ^-^ to do. ->w< MIWANDA. >w< If ^w^ you'ww ^-^ sit down, -I'll bear >_> youw wogs OwO the whiwe; pray ^w^ give me UwU that; -I'll carry ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the :3 piwe. -OwO FEWDINyAND. No, pwecious >w< cweatuwe; -I xDD had wathew >_< cwack my sinews, >_< bweak my ^w^ back, ->w< Than you shouwd such ^-^ dishonyouw ;;w;; undewgo, -OwO Whiwe I ^-^ sit wazy by. ->w< MIWANDA. ^w^ It would ÚwÚ become me -UwU As ;;w;; weww as ^.^ it OwO does OwO you; ÚwÚ and I shouwd ^-^ do ^.^ it -x3 With >w< much ^-^ mowe uWu ease; uWu fow my good uWu wiww :3 is ^-^ to it, -And x3 youws ^.^ it :3 is >_> against. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] OwO Poow wowm, :3 thou art infected! -:3 This visitation >w< shows it. ->w< MIWANDA. You ÚwÚ wook >w< weawiwy. -OwO FEWDINyAND. No, x3 nyobwe UwU mistwess; 'tis ^.^ fwesh xDD mownying with me -When you awe uWu by at ^-^ nyight. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, -:33 Chiefwy UwU that I UwU might xDD set ^.^ it in my >_> pwayews, -What :3 is >_> youw name? ->w< MIWANDA. OwO Miwanda-O my fathew, -I ^.^ have x3 bwoke >_> youw ^-^ hest ^-^ to uWu say so! -OwO FEWDINyAND. Admir'd Miranda! -What's ;;w;; deawest ^-^ to OwO the world! >w< Fuww many :3 a wady -I ^.^ have ^w^ ey'd with :33 best :3 wegawd; ÚwÚ and many :3 a UwU time -^-^ Th' >w< hawmony >_> of theiw ^.^ tongues ;;w;; hath OwO into >w< bondage -Brought my xDD too :3 diwigent >_> eaw; uWu fow uWu sevewaw viwtues ->_< Have I x3 wik'd uWu sevewaw :3 women, never ^-^ any -x3 With OwO so :33 fuww >_> souw, uWu but >w< some x3 defect in xDD hew -OwO Did >_< quawwew with OwO the nyobwest OwO gwace ^.^ she >w< ow'd, -And >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the foil; uWu but you, :3 O you, -^w^ So pewfect ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ peewwess, awe created -x3 Of every creature's best! ->w< MIWANDA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ->_< Onye >_> of my ;;w;; sex; nyo :3 woman's ;;w;; face :33 wemembew, ->w< Save, ^-^ fwom my glass, >_< minye own; :3 nyow ^.^ have I uWu seen -Mowe UwU that I ^-^ may caww x3 men than you, good OwO fwiend, -And my dear father. OwO How features awe ÚwÚ abwoad, -I x3 am skilless >w< of; ;;w;; but, uWu by my modesty, -The >_> jewew in my ^-^ dowew, I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ->w< Any ^.^ companyion in OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but OwO you; -Nyow can ^.^ imaginyation fowm :3 a ^w^ shape, -Besides OwO youwsewf, ^-^ to >_< wike >_> of. But I pwattwe -OwO Something xDD too wiwdwy, ÚwÚ and my >_< fathew's OwO pwecepts -I :3 thewein ^-^ do forget. -OwO FEWDINyAND. I OwO am, in my condition, -OwO A ^w^ pwince, Miranda; I ^-^ do xDD think, :3 a >_< king- -I would ^.^ nyot >_< so!-and would nyo ^-^ mowe >_> enduwe -:3 This ;;w;; wooden xDD swavewy than ^-^ to suffer -The ;;w;; fwesh-fwy blow my UwU mouth. >w< Heaw my ^w^ souw :33 speak: -The vewy x3 instant UwU that I ^-^ saw you, >_> did -UwU My OwO heawt UwU fwy ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ sewvice; there UwU wesides -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me ^w^ swave ^-^ to xDD it; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw :33 sake -OwO Am I :3 this uWu patient log-man. ->w< MIWANDA. Do you love x3 me? -OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 O UwU heaven, :3 O :3 eawth, bear witness ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ sound, -And :3 cwown what I UwU pwofess with >w< kind UwU event, ->w< If I speak :3 twue! >w< If :33 howwowwy, OwO invewt -What :33 best :3 is ^-^ boded me ^-^ to ^.^ mischief! OwO I, -Beyond >w< aww UwU wimit >_> of what ewse >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, -Do love, prize, uWu honyouw you. ->w< MIWANDA. I x3 am :3 a OwO foow -ÚwÚ To weep at what I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Faiw uWu encountew -x3 Of two UwU most x3 wawe affections! Heavens ;;w;; wain OwO gwace -uWu On UwU that ;;w;; which >_> bweeds :3 between 'em! -OwO FEWDINyAND. >w< Whewefowe weep you? ->w< MIWANDA. ^.^ At >_< minye unworthiness, UwU that dare ^.^ nyot :3 offew -What I desiwe ^-^ to >_> give, ÚwÚ and >w< much less UwU take -What I uWu shaww die ^-^ to :3 want. But :3 this :3 is twifwing; -And >w< aww OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it UwU seeks ^-^ to hide itself, -The :3 biggew ÚwÚ buwk ^.^ it OwO shows. ÚwÚ Hence, bashful cunnying! -And :3 pwompt uWu me, ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and holy innyocence! -I x3 am >_> youw xDD wife, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy me; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll die >_> youw uWu maid. ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw :3 fewwow -You ^-^ may deny me; uWu but I'll >w< be >_> youw x3 sewvant, -:3 Whethew you uWu wiww ^w^ ow nyo. -OwO FEWDINyAND. UwU My mistress, ^-^ deawest; -And I ;;w;; thus humbwe ever. ->w< MIWANDA. UwU My xDD husband, ^.^ then? -OwO FEWDINyAND. >w< Ay, with :3 a OwO heawt as willing -UwU As >w< bondage e'ew >_> of fweedom. Here's my hand. ->w< MIWANDA. And ÚwÚ minye, with my OwO heawt >w< in't. And :3 nyow faweweww -;;w;; Tiww half OwO an hour ^-^ hence. -OwO FEWDINyAND. OwO A ^w^ thousand >_> thousand! ->_< Exeunt FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and MIWANDA :3 sevewawwy -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^w^ So ^.^ gwad >_> of :3 this as uWu they I cannyot ^.^ be, -OwO Who awe UwU suwpwis'd withal; uWu but my ^.^ wejoicing -^.^ At nyothing can >w< be more. I'll ^-^ to my ^.^ book; ->_< Fow ÚwÚ yet ewe ^w^ suppew UwU time >w< must I OwO pewfowm -^.^ Much ^-^ businyess ^w^ appewtainying. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE 2 - ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand - -x3 Entew UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and OwO TWINCUWO - -xDD STEPHANyO. >_> Teww ^.^ nyot :33 me-when OwO the >_> butt :3 is >_< out ^-^ we uWu wiww dwink -^w^ watew, ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> dwop ^.^ befowe; OwO thewefowe bear uWu up, ÚwÚ and board ->_< 'em. OwO Sewvant-monstew, dwink ^-^ to >_> me. -TRINCULO. Servant-monster! The ^.^ fowwy >_> of :3 this >_> iswand! ^.^ They -uWu say :33 thewe's uWu but five x3 upon :3 this ^.^ iswe: ^-^ we awe three >_> of -them; ^-^ if th' uWu othew two >w< be :33 bwain'd >_< wike >w< us, OwO the OwO state -uWu tottews. -xDD STEPHANyO. OwO Dwink, xDD sewvant-monstew, when I ;;w;; bid thee; >w< thy -eyes awe ^w^ awmost xDD set in >w< thy head. -TRINCULO. :3 Whewe shouwd uWu they >w< be xDD set xDD ewse? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe :3 a bwave -monster :3 indeed, ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe xDD set in his tail. -xDD STEPHANyO. UwU My x3 man-monstew ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ dwown'd his :33 tongue in -x3 sack. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, OwO the ÚwÚ sea cannyot drown me; I :3 swam, ewe -I :33 couwd >_< wecuvw OwO the shore, five ÚwÚ and OwO thiwty uWu weagues, x3 off -ÚwÚ and x3 on. By :3 this >_< wight, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be my uWu wieutenyant, -;;w;; monstew, ^w^ ow my ^-^ standawd. -TRINCULO. Your uWu wieutenyant, ^-^ if you ^w^ wist; :33 he's nyo ^-^ standawd. -xDD STEPHANyO. >w< We'ww ^.^ nyot ^-^ wun, :33 Monsieuw Monstew. -TRINCULO. Nyow >w< go neither; uWu but ^w^ you'ww lie >_< wike UwU dogs, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ yet uWu say nyothing nyeithew. -xDD STEPHANyO. Moon-cawf, speak UwU once in >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ if :3 thou >_< beest -:3 a good ^-^ moon-cawf. -UwU CAWIBAN. OwO How OwO does >w< thy honour? >_> Wet me OwO wick >w< thy :33 shoe. -I'll ^.^ nyot sewve him; ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu vawiant. -TRINCULO. Thou wiest, UwU most ^w^ ignyowant uWu monstew: I x3 am in UwU case -^-^ to justwe :3 a :33 constabwe. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou debosh'd uWu fish, thou, -ÚwÚ was there >w< evew man :3 a cowawd UwU that ;;w;; hath dwunk OwO so >w< much sack -as I uWu to-day? uWu Wiwt :3 thou tell :3 a monstrous >_< wie, being uWu but -half >_< fish ÚwÚ and half :3 a monstew? -UwU CAWIBAN. :33 Wo, how ^.^ he >w< mocks UwU me! uWu Wiwt :3 thou let ^w^ him, my -UwU wowd? -TRINCULO. >w< 'Wowd' OwO quoth >w< he! :33 That :3 a monster shouwd >w< be such -:3 a ;;w;; nyatuwaw! -UwU CAWIBAN. :33 Wo, :33 wo ^-^ again! ÚwÚ Bite him ^-^ to >_< death, I :33 pwithee. -xDD STEPHANyO. xDD Twincuwo, ^-^ keep :3 a good :33 tongue in >_> youw ÚwÚ head; ^-^ if -you ^w^ pwuv :3 a mutinyeew-the next uWu twee! The UwU poow monster's -my :3 subject, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot suffer ^-^ indignyity. -UwU CAWIBAN. I :3 thank my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be pleas'd ^-^ to -xDD heawken UwU once UwU again ^-^ to OwO the suit I :3 made ^-^ to OwO thee? -xDD STEPHANyO. :33 Mawwy uWu wiww I; knyeew ÚwÚ and :33 wepeat xDD it; I uWu wiww ^.^ stand, -ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu shaww Trinculo. - -x3 Entew AWIEW, :33 invisibwe - -UwU CAWIBAN. UwU As I told ÚwÚ thee OwO befowe, I x3 am :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a tyrant, -sorcerer, UwU that uWu by his ÚwÚ cunnying ;;w;; hath cheated me >_> of OwO the -:3 iswand. ->_> AWIEW. Thou ^w^ wiest. -UwU CAWIBAN. Thou wiest, :3 thou OwO jesting >w< monkey, ÚwÚ thou; -I would my ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ mastew would >_< destwoy thee. -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ wie. -xDD STEPHANyO. xDD Twincuwo, ^-^ if you twoubwe him ^-^ any ^-^ mowe :33 in's :3 tawe, -uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I uWu wiww >_> suppwant >w< some >_> of >_> youw teeth. -TRINCULO. ÚwÚ Why, I ^w^ said nothing. -xDD STEPHANyO. >_< Mum, then, ÚwÚ and nyo more. :33 Pwoceed. -UwU CAWIBAN. I ÚwÚ say, uWu by xDD sowcewy ^.^ he ^w^ got :3 this :3 iswe; -From me ^.^ he ^w^ got it. >w< If >w< thy greatness uWu wiww -^w^ Wevenge ^.^ it uWu on him-for I xDD knyow :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, -But :3 this xDD thing dare nyot- -xDD STEPHANyO. ^.^ That's UwU most >w< cewtain. -UwU CAWIBAN. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be lord >_> of it, ÚwÚ and I'll sewve thee. -xDD STEPHANyO. OwO How :3 nyow uWu shaww :3 this >w< be ÚwÚ compass'd? OwO Canst :3 thou -bwing me ^-^ to OwO the party? -UwU CAWIBAN. xDD Yea, ^-^ yea, my ^w^ wowd; I'll ÚwÚ yiewd him ÚwÚ thee asweep, -:3 Whewe :3 thou uWu mayst xDD knyock :3 a nail OwO into his head. ->_> AWIEW. Thou UwU wiest; :3 thou ^w^ canst not. -UwU CAWIBAN. What :3 a :33 pied :3 nyinny's x3 this! Thou scurvy UwU patch! -I ^-^ do uWu beseech >w< thy >_< gweatnyess, ^w^ give him ^-^ bwows, -And UwU take his >_< bottwe ^-^ fwom >_> him. When that's gonye -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww dwink UwU nyought uWu but OwO bwinye; uWu fow I'll ^.^ nyot show him -:3 Whewe OwO the uWu quick fweshes >_> awe. -xDD STEPHANyO. xDD Twincuwo, run OwO into nyo further danger; OwO intewwupt -OwO the monster ^-^ onye >_> wowd further :3 and, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I'll xDD tuwn -my UwU mewcy >_< out o' doors, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a stock-fish >_> of thee. -TRINCULO. ÚwÚ Why, what >_> did x3 I? I >_> did nothing. I'll >w< go farther -UwU off. -xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he lied? ->_> AWIEW. Thou ^w^ wiest. -xDD STEPHANyO. Do I so? ;;w;; Take :3 thou ;;w;; that. [Beats xDD him] UwU As you >_< wike -this, ^w^ give me OwO the lie another xDD time. -TRINCULO. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO the ^-^ wie. Out o' >_> youw xDD wits ÚwÚ and -hearing too? OwO A UwU pox o' >_> youw ^.^ bottwe! :3 This can sack ÚwÚ and -uWu dwinking do. OwO A UwU muwwain uWu on >_> youw ;;w;; monstew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ deviw -UwU take >_> youw ^-^ fingews! -UwU CAWIBAN. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! -xDD STEPHANyO. Nyow, :3 fowwawd with >_> youw uWu tawe.-Pwithee ^.^ stand -further UwU off. -UwU CAWIBAN. ^.^ Beat him enyough; aftew :3 a wittwe UwU time, I'll beat -him ^w^ too. -xDD STEPHANyO. Stand ÚwÚ fawthew. ^w^ Come, :3 pwoceed. -UwU CAWIBAN. ÚwÚ Why, as I told ^.^ thee, 'tis :3 a UwU custom with him -uWu I' th' afternoon ^-^ to sleep; there :3 thou uWu mayst bwain ^w^ him, -Having ^.^ fiwst >w< seiz'd his ^-^ books; ^w^ ow with :3 a ^w^ wog -xDD Battew his skuww, ^w^ ow ^w^ paunch him with :3 a stake, -Ow ÚwÚ cut his wezand with >w< thy knife. Wemembew ->w< Fiwst ^-^ to ^.^ possess his ^-^ books; uWu fow ^-^ without them ->w< He's uWu but :3 a ;;w;; sot, as I OwO am, :3 nyow ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ->_< Onye spirit ^-^ to >_< command; uWu they >w< aww ^-^ do UwU hate him -UwU As rootedly as :3 I. x3 Buwn uWu but his ^-^ books. -ÚwÚ He >_> has bwave utensils-for OwO so ^.^ he calls ^w^ them- ->w< Which, when ^.^ he >_> has :3 a OwO house, :3 he'ww xDD deck :3 withaw. -And UwU that UwU most >_< deepwy ^-^ to consider :3 is -The x3 beauty >_> of his ^-^ daughtew; ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf -:3 Cawws xDD hew :3 a ^-^ nyonpaweiw. I never ^-^ saw :3 a ^-^ woman -But only Sycowax my dam ÚwÚ and she; -But ^.^ she as :3 faw suwpasseth Sycowax -UwU As >w< gweat'st OwO does >w< weast. -xDD STEPHANyO. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so bwave :3 a :3 wass? -UwU CAWIBAN. >w< Ay, ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she uWu wiww ÚwÚ become >w< thy :33 bed, I x3 wawwant, -And bwing ÚwÚ thee :3 fowth bwave bwood. -xDD STEPHANyO. Monster, I uWu wiww :33 kiww :3 this >w< man; his daughter ÚwÚ and I -uWu wiww >w< be UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen-save ^-^ ouw ^.^ Gwaces!-and Twincuwo -ÚwÚ and thyself uWu shaww >w< be vicewoys. Dost :3 thou >_< wike OwO the pwot, -x3 Twincuwo? -TRINCULO. Excellent. -xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; I x3 am >_< sowwy I beat thee; uWu but ->_< whiwe :3 thou >_< wiv'st, ^-^ keep :3 a good :33 tongue in >w< thy head. -UwU CAWIBAN. xDD Within :3 this half hour uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be asleep. -uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_< destwoy him ^.^ then? -xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Ay, uWu on >_< minye honyouw. ->_> AWIEW. :3 This uWu wiww I tell my mastew. -UwU CAWIBAN. Thou ;;w;; mak'st me :3 mewwy; I x3 am :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ pweasuwe. ->_> Wet OwO us >w< be :3 jocund; uWu wiww you troll OwO the catch -You ^w^ taught me uWu but ^-^ whiwe-ewe? -xDD STEPHANyO. ^.^ At >w< thy UwU wequest, ;;w;; monstew, I uWu wiww ^-^ do reason, ^-^ any -reason. Come OwO on, xDD Twincuwo, let OwO us uWu sing. [Sings] - -Flout >w< 'em ÚwÚ and >_< scout >w< 'em, -And >_< scout >w< 'em ÚwÚ and fwout x3 'em; -OwO Thought :3 is xDD fwee. - -UwU CAWIBAN. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ tunye. -[ARIEL uWu pways OwO the xDD tunye uWu on :3 a tabow ÚwÚ and x3 pipe] -xDD STEPHANyO. What :3 is :3 this same? -TRINCULO. :3 This :3 is OwO the xDD tunye >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ catch, >_> pway'd uWu by OwO the -UwU pictuwe >_> of uWu Nyobody. -xDD STEPHANyO. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest :3 a man, show thyself in >w< thy -uWu wikenyess; ^-^ if :3 thou >_< beest :3 a x3 deviw, uWu take't as :3 thou wist. -TRINCULO. :33 O, forgive me my ÚwÚ sins! -xDD STEPHANyO. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> dies OwO pays >w< aww debts. I :33 defy thee. uWu Mewcy -x3 upon >_< us! -UwU CAWIBAN. Awt :3 thou OwO afeawd? -xDD STEPHANyO. No, ;;w;; monstew, ^.^ nyot :3 I. -UwU CAWIBAN. Be ^.^ nyot >w< afeawd. The >_> iswe :3 is :33 fuww >_> of :33 nyoises, -UwU Sounds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet aiws, UwU that ^w^ give >w< dewight, ÚwÚ and hurt not. ->_< Sometimes :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu twangwing xDD instwuments -uWu Wiww >w< hum about >_< minye ears; ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes ;;w;; voices, -That, ^-^ if I then xDD had >w< wak'd aftew wong >w< sweep, -uWu Wiww ^-^ make me ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and then, in dweaming, -The clouds methought would open ÚwÚ and show riches -ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to >_> dwop x3 upon uWu me, UwU that, when I ^w^ wak'd, -I :3 cwied ^-^ to ^-^ dweam again. -xDD STEPHANyO. :3 This uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a bwave :3 kingdom ^-^ to uWu me, xDD whewe I -uWu shaww ^.^ have my music uWu fow nothing. -UwU CAWIBAN. When Prospero :3 is >w< destwoy'd. -xDD STEPHANyO. :33 That uWu shaww >w< be uWu by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by; I wemembew OwO the >_< stowy. -TRINCULO. The :33 sound :3 is ^-^ going away; wet's follow it, ÚwÚ and -aftew ^-^ do ^-^ ouw OwO wowk. -xDD STEPHANyO. Wead, monster; ^w^ we'ww OwO fowwow. I would I :33 couwd UwU see -:3 this >_> tabowew; ^.^ he lays ^.^ it x3 on. -TRINCULO. uWu Wiwt ^.^ come? I'll x3 fowwow, ÚwÚ Stephanyo. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^-^ 3 - ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand - -x3 Entew ;;w;; AWONSO, ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, GONZALO, ADWIAN, FRANCISCO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS - -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^w^ By'w lakin, I can >w< go nyo :3 fuwthew, siw; -UwU My ^.^ owd bones ^w^ ache. Here's :3 a xDD maze >_< twod, :3 indeed, -^.^ Thwough uWu fowth-wights ÚwÚ and x3 meandews! By >_> youw >_> patience, -I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must west >_> me. -x3 AWONSO. Old lord, I cannyot blame ^.^ thee, -OwO Who x3 am ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ attach'd with ÚwÚ weawinyess -ÚwÚ To th' ÚwÚ duwwing >_> of my spirits; ^-^ sit ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ west. ->_< Even here I uWu wiww >w< put x3 off my hope, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^.^ it -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu fow my ÚwÚ fwattewew; ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd -x3 Whom ;;w;; thus ^-^ we stray ^-^ to find, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ sea >w< mocks -Our frustrate >_> seawch uWu on land. Weww, let him ^.^ go. -x3 ANTONyIO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] I x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad UwU that :33 he's -OwO so >_< out >_> of :33 hope. -Do ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow ^-^ onye repulse, >_< fowgo OwO the OwO puwpose -:33 That you resolv'd x3 t' >w< effect. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU ANTONyIO] The next ^w^ advantage -uWu Wiww ^-^ we UwU take throughly. -x3 ANTONyIO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be to-night; ->_< Fow, :3 nyow uWu they awe xDD oppwess'd with ^w^ twavew, uWu they -uWu Wiww ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow :33 cannyot, ;;w;; use such vigilance -UwU As when uWu they awe uWu fwesh. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU ANTONyIO] I ÚwÚ say, to-night; nyo more. - ->_< Sowemn ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwange x3 music; ÚwÚ and UwU PWOSPEWO uWu on OwO the ->_< top, invisible. x3 Entew uWu sevewaw ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ SHAPES, -ÚwÚ bwinging in :3 a >w< banquet; ÚwÚ and ^-^ dance about ^.^ it with -gentwe :33 actions >_> of >_> sawutations; ÚwÚ and x3 inviting OwO the -xDD KING, ^-^ etc., ^-^ to >w< eat, uWu they xDD depawt - -x3 AWONSO. What >w< hawmony :3 is uWu this? UwU My good fwiends, xDD hawk! -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Mawvewwous ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ music! -x3 AWONSO. >w< Give OwO us >w< kind keepews, >_< heavens! What ;;w;; wewe ^w^ these? -:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A :3 wiving OwO dwowwewy. Nyow I uWu wiww believe -:33 That there awe OwO unyicowns; UwU that in Awabia -Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye xDD twee, OwO the phoenyix' thwonye, ^-^ onye phoenyix -^.^ At :3 this hour ^-^ weignying-thewe. -x3 ANTONyIO. I'll believe ^-^ both; -And what OwO does ewse UwU want >_< cwedit, come ^-^ to uWu me, -And I'll >w< be sworn 'tis true; >_< twavewwews :33 nye'ew >_> did >_< wie, -^-^ Though fools at UwU home condemn >_< 'em. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >w< If in Nyapwes -I shouwd wepowt :3 this nyow, would uWu they believe x3 me? ->w< If I shouwd ÚwÚ say, I ^-^ saw such :33 iswandews, ->_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtes ^.^ these awe ^w^ peopwe >_> of OwO the ^w^ iswand, -OwO Who >w< though uWu they awe >_> of monstrous ^-^ shape >_> yet, nyote, -Their ^-^ mannyews awe ^-^ mowe >_> gentwe-kind than >_> of -Our human xDD genyewation you uWu shaww find -UwU Many, xDD nyay, ^w^ awmost any. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] Honyest lord, -Thou x3 hast ^w^ said ;;w;; weww; uWu fow >w< some >_> of you there ÚwÚ pwesent -uWu Awe >_< wowse than deviws. -x3 AWONSO. I cannyot xDD too >w< much ^w^ muse -Such shapes, such gesture, ÚwÚ and such ^w^ sound, expressing, -UwU Awthough uWu they UwU want OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of tongue, :3 a >w< kind -x3 Of excellent OwO dumb ^w^ discouwse. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ Pwaise in depawting. -uWu FWANCISCO. ^.^ They ^-^ vanyish'd ^-^ stwangewy. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Nyo matter, >_< since -^.^ They ^.^ have weft theiw :33 viands behind; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO stomachs. -x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you ÚwÚ taste >_> of what :3 is hewe? -x3 AWONSO. :3 Nyot :3 I. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear. When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu boys, -OwO Who would believe UwU that there ;;w;; wewe mountainyeews, -:3 Dewwapp'd >_< wike :33 buwws, uWu whose throats xDD had :33 hanging at >w< 'em -Wallets >_> of flesh? ^w^ ow UwU that there ;;w;; wewe such x3 men -uWu Whose :3 heads ÚwÚ stood in theiw bweasts? ;;w;; which :3 nyow ^-^ we find ->_> Each uWu puttew-out >_> of five uWu fow ^-^ onye uWu wiww bwing OwO us -Good ;;w;; wawwant >_> of. -x3 AWONSO. I uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and >_< feed, -UwU Awthough my xDD wast; nyo matter, >_< since I ;;w;; feew -The :33 best :3 is ^.^ past. xDD Bwothew, my lord OwO the Duke, -Stand ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as uWu we. - -:33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. x3 Entew AWIEW, >_< wike :3 a harpy; -:33 cwaps his x3 wings x3 upon OwO the :3 tabwe; :3 and, with :3 a OwO quaint -OwO device, OwO the ^.^ banquet UwU vanyishes - ->_> AWIEW. You awe three x3 men >_> of uWu sin, xDD whom ÚwÚ Destiny, -:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ to ^.^ instwument :3 this wowew x3 wowwd -And what :3 is ^w^ in't, OwO the ^w^ nyevew-suwfeited ÚwÚ sea -;;w;; Hath caus'd ^-^ to >_> bewch OwO up OwO you; ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 this >_< iswand -:3 Whewe man doth ^.^ nyot inhabit-you 'mongst x3 men ->_> Being UwU most x3 unfit ^-^ to wive. I ^.^ have :3 made you mad; -And x3 even with ^.^ such-wike valour x3 men >_> hang ÚwÚ and drown -Their pwopew selves. -^w^ [AWONSO, SEBASTIAN ^-^ etc., dwaw theiw swowds] -You fools! I ÚwÚ and my xDD fewwows -uWu Awe ^.^ minyistews >_> of Fate; OwO the >_< ewements -x3 Of xDD whom >_> youw >_> swowds awe tempew'd ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww -^-^ Wound OwO the loud ^.^ winds, ^w^ ow with :3 bemock'd-at ;;w;; stabs -Kiww OwO the >_< stiww-cwosing waters, as x3 diminyish ->_< Onye dowwe that's in my pwume; my >_> fewwow-minyistews -uWu Awe >_< wike invuwnyewabwe. >w< If you :33 couwd huwt, -Your >_> swowds awe :3 nyow xDD too xDD massy uWu fow >_> youw xDD stwengths -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; upwifted. But remember- ->_< Fow that's my ^-^ businyess ^-^ to ^.^ you-that you three -From OwO Miwan >_> did >_> suppwant good Pwospewo; -Expos'd x3 unto OwO the >_< sea, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath :3 wequit it, -Him, ÚwÚ and his innyocent x3 chiwd; uWu fow ;;w;; which ;;w;; fouw deed -The pow'rs, ÚwÚ dewaying, ^.^ nyot OwO fowgetting, ^.^ have -Incens'd OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ and showes, ^-^ yea, >w< aww OwO the ^.^ cweatuwes, -uWu Against >_> youw ^-^ peace. ÚwÚ Thee >_> of >w< thy UwU son, ÚwÚ Awonso, -^.^ They ^.^ have bereft; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO pwonyounce uWu by me -Wing'wing pewdition, >_< wowse than ^-^ any death -^w^ Can >w< be at once, uWu shaww xDD step uWu by xDD step ^.^ attend -You ÚwÚ and >_> youw ways; uWu whose wwaths ^-^ to guawd you :3 fwom- -^w^ Which ;;w;; hewe, in :3 this UwU most desowate ÚwÚ iswe, ewse ^.^ fawws -:3 Upon >_> youw xDD heads-is nyothing uWu but ^w^ heawt's xDD sowwow, -And :3 a ;;w;; cweaw life UwU ensuing. - -ÚwÚ He UwU vanyishes in >_< thundew; then, ^-^ to ^.^ soft OwO music, ÚwÚ entew -OwO the UwU SHAPES uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^w^ dance, with >w< mocks ÚwÚ and :33 mows, -ÚwÚ and cawwying >_< out OwO the ^-^ tabwe - -OwO PWOSPEWO. Bwavewy OwO the figuwe >_> of :3 this hawpy x3 hast :3 thou -^w^ Pewfowm'd, my ÚwÚ Awiew; :3 a OwO gwace ^.^ it ^-^ had, OwO devouwing. -x3 Of my ^w^ instwuction x3 hast :3 thou nyothing ^w^ bated -UwU In what :3 thou xDD hadst ^-^ to ^w^ say; so, with good life -And >_< obsewvation stwange, my meaner ^.^ minyistews -Their uWu sevewaw kinds ^.^ have >w< donye. UwU My UwU high charms work, -And ^.^ these >_< minye >_> enyemies awe >w< aww xDD knyit OwO up -UwU In theiw distractions. ^.^ They :3 nyow awe in my ^.^ pow'w; -And in ^.^ these ^-^ fits I xDD weave ;;w;; them, >_< whiwe I >w< visit -Young UwU Fewdinyand, xDD whom uWu they suppose :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd, -And his ÚwÚ and >_< minye :33 wov'd darling. Exit :33 abuv -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. uWu I' th' name >_> of xDD something x3 howy, ;;w;; siw, x3 why ^.^ stand you -UwU In :3 this ÚwÚ stwange stare? -x3 AWONSO. :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ monstwous, monstrous! -uWu Methought OwO the ^-^ biwwows spoke, ÚwÚ and told me >_> of xDD it; -The x3 winds >_> did sing ^.^ it ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and OwO the thunder, -:33 That ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and dreadful organ-pipe, pwonyounc'd -The name >_> of Pwospew; ^.^ it >_> did bass my twespass. -OwO Thewefowe my :3 son >w< i' th' ooze :3 is :33 bedded; ÚwÚ and -I'll >w< seek him uWu deepew than e'ew OwO pwummet :33 sounded, -And with him there lie ÚwÚ mudded. Exit -:33 SEBASTIAN. But ^-^ onye x3 fiend at :3 a UwU time, -I'll fight theiw legions o'er. -x3 ANTONyIO. I'll >w< be >w< thy ÚwÚ second. >_< Exeunt SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and ANTONyIO -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Aww three >_> of them awe >w< despewate; theiw gweat guiwt, -;;w;; Wike :3 poison >w< given ^-^ to wowk :3 a gweat UwU time aftew, -Nyow :3 gins ^-^ to bite OwO the spirits. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, -:33 That awe >_> of :33 suppwew :33 joints, follow them x3 swiftwy, -And :33 hindew them ^-^ fwom what :3 this ecstasy -May :3 nyow >_< pwovoke them x3 to. -ADRIAN. OwO Fowwow, I pray you. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - -Before PROSPERO'S cell - -x3 Entew PWOSPEWO, FERDINAND, ÚwÚ and MIWANDA - -OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< If I ^.^ have xDD too austewewy :3 punyish'd you, -Your uWu compensation makes amends; uWu fow ->_< Have >w< given you here :3 a third >_> of >_< minye >_> own xDD wife, -Ow UwU that uWu fow ;;w;; which I :3 wive; ^-^ who UwU once UwU again -I >w< tendew ^-^ to >w< thy hand. ^-^ Aww >w< thy ^.^ vexations -Were uWu but my ^w^ twiaws >_> of >w< thy love, ÚwÚ and :3 thou -xDD Hast stwangewy ÚwÚ stood OwO the :3 test; ;;w;; hewe, afore UwU heaven, -I >w< watify :3 this my rich xDD gift. :3 O ^.^ Fewdinyand! -Do ^.^ nyot >_> smiwe at me UwU that I boast xDD hew OwO off, ->_< Fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt find ^.^ she uWu wiww outstrip >w< aww :33 pwaise, -And ^-^ make ^.^ it :33 hawt >_> behind :3 hew. -OwO FEWDINyAND. I ^-^ do believe ^.^ it -uWu Against OwO an oracle. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Then, as my ^-^ gift, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye >_> own acquisition ->_> Wowt'hiwy purchas'd, UwU take my daughter. But ->w< If :3 thou OwO dost >_< bweak xDD hew viwgin-knyot before -^-^ Aww ^.^ sanctimonyious :33 cewemonyies ^-^ may -x3 With :33 fuww ÚwÚ and holy >_> wite >w< be minyist'wed, -:3 Nyo ^w^ sweet aspewsion uWu shaww OwO the uWu heavens let ^-^ faww -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this :33 contwact ^.^ gwow; uWu but xDD bawwen ^.^ hate, -^w^ Souw-ey'd :3 disdain, ÚwÚ and discord, uWu shaww :3 bestwew -The UwU unyion >_> of >_> youw bed with weeds OwO so woathwy -:33 That you uWu shaww UwU hate ^.^ it >_> both. OwO Thewefowe UwU take :3 heed, -UwU As >_> Hymen's ^-^ wamps uWu shaww ^.^ wight you. -OwO FEWDINyAND. UwU As I >w< hope ->_< Fow >_> quiet OwO days, fair ;;w;; issue, ÚwÚ and wong xDD wife, -x3 With such love as 'tis nyow, OwO the UwU muwkiest den, -The UwU most :3 oppowtunye place, OwO the ^-^ stwong'st >_> suggestion -Our ^-^ wowsew genyius ^-^ can, uWu shaww never OwO mewt -Minye uWu honyouw OwO into >w< wust, ^-^ to UwU take away -The >_> edge >_> of UwU that UwU day's cewebwation, -When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^w^ ow Phoebus' steeds awe foundew'd -Ow :3 Nyight ^-^ kept chain'd below. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Fairly spoke. ->w< Sit, then, ÚwÚ and talk with UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is UwU thinye >w< own. ->_> What, >_< Awiew! my ^w^ industwious x3 sewvant, >_< Awiew! - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ AWIEW - ->_> AWIEW. What would my potent ^.^ mastew? ;;w;; Hewe I ÚwÚ am. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy meaner xDD fewwows >_> youw last service -OwO Did :3 wowthiwy perform; ÚwÚ and I >w< must ;;w;; use you -UwU In such another uWu twick. uWu Go bwing OwO the uWu wabbwe, -uWu O'ew xDD whom I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :33 pow'w, here ^-^ to :3 this :3 pwace. -^-^ Incite them ^-^ to uWu quick motion; uWu fow I >w< must -uWu Bestow x3 upon OwO the eyes >_> of :3 this x3 young x3 coupwe -uWu Some vanyity >_> of >_< minye :33 awt; ^.^ it :3 is my ;;w;; pwomise, -And uWu they OwO expect ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> me. ->_> AWIEW. ÚwÚ Pwesentwy? -OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< Ay, with :3 a >w< twink. ->_> AWIEW. Before you can uWu say :3 'come' ÚwÚ and ;;w;; 'go,' -And bweathe >w< twice, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy OwO 'so, OwO so,' ->_> Each one, >w< twipping uWu on his toe, -uWu Wiww >w< be here with ^-^ mop ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mow. -Do you love uWu me, ^.^ mastew? ;;w;; Nyo? -OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 Deawwy, my delicate Ariel. Do ^.^ nyot xDD appwoach -;;w;; Tiww :3 thou OwO dost hear me :3 caww. ->_> AWIEW. >_< Weww! I conceive. Exit -OwO PWOSPEWO. Wook :3 thou >w< be true; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give dalliance -:3 Too >w< much OwO the x3 wein; OwO the strongest oaths awe straw -ÚwÚ To th' x3 fiwe >w< i' th' bwood. Be ^-^ mowe OwO abstemious, -Ow ewse good night >_> youw ^-^ vow! -OwO FEWDINyAND. I ;;w;; wawwant you, ;;w;; siw, -The >_> white x3 cowd ;;w;; viwgin snyow x3 upon my OwO heawt ->w< Abates OwO the ardour >_> of my ^-^ wivew. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Weww! -Nyow xDD come, my ;;w;; Awiew, bwing :3 a :33 cowowwawy, ->_< Wathew than UwU want :3 a spirit; appear, ÚwÚ and >w< pewtwy. -:3 Nyo uWu tongue! ^-^ Aww >_> eyes! Be silent. [Soft music] - -x3 Entew :3 IWIS - -OwO IWIS. ^w^ Cewes, UwU most >w< bounteous >w< wady, >w< thy rich leas -x3 Of uWu wheat, ^-^ wye, ^w^ bawwey, ^w^ vetches, ^w^ oats, ÚwÚ and x3 pease; -x3 Thy tuwfy OwO mountains, xDD whewe live uWu nyibbwing sheep, -And fwat :33 meads xDD thatch'd with x3 stuvw, them ^-^ to ÚwÚ keep; -x3 Thy ;;w;; banks with x3 pionyed ÚwÚ and >_< twiwwed :3 bwims, -^w^ Which spongy :3 Apwiw at >w< thy ^-^ hest ^w^ betwims, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make x3 cowd >w< nymphs >_< chaste xDD cwowns; ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU bwoom gwuvs, -uWu Whose ;;w;; shadow OwO the dismissed bachewow >_> wuvs, ->_> Being ^-^ wass-wown; >w< thy ^.^ powe-cwipt uWu vinyeyawd; -And >w< thy ^w^ sea-mawge, ÚwÚ stewiwe ÚwÚ and uWu wocky xDD hawd, -:3 Whewe :3 thou thyself OwO dost :3 aiw-the Queen o' th' UwU sky, -uWu Whose wat'wy OwO awch ÚwÚ and :33 messengew x3 am OwO I, -Bids ÚwÚ thee xDD weave these; ÚwÚ and with xDD hew x3 suvweign >w< gwace, -;;w;; Hewe uWu on :3 this :3 gwass-pwot, in :3 this vewy place, -ÚwÚ To come ÚwÚ and sport. Her ;;w;; peacocks UwU fwy UwU amain. -OwO [JUNyO xDD descends in xDD hew UwU caw] -Appwoach, rich ^w^ Cewes, xDD hew ^-^ to UwU entewtain. - -x3 Entew CEWES - -CEWES. Hail, :3 many-cowouwed x3 messengew, UwU that :33 nye'ew -Dost disobey OwO the UwU wife >_> of uWu Jupitew; -Who, with >w< thy saffwon UwU wings, x3 upon my >_> fwow'ws -:33 Diffusest honey drops, ^.^ wefweshing show'rs; -And with OwO each ^-^ end >_> of >w< thy blue bow OwO dost :3 cwown -UwU My :3 bosky ^w^ acwes ÚwÚ and my unshwubb'd down, -UwU Wich ^.^ scawf ^-^ to my >_> pwoud earth-why ;;w;; hath >w< thy Queen -Summon'd me UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 this >_> showt-gwass'd green? -OwO IWIS. OwO A :33 contwact >_> of OwO twue love ^-^ to xDD cewebwate, -And >w< some :3 donyation ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to ^-^ estate -uWu On OwO the bwest lovers. -CEWES. >_> Teww uWu me, ^w^ heavenwy >_< bow, ->w< If uWu Venyus ^w^ ow xDD hew UwU son, as :3 thou OwO dost >w< knyow, -Do :3 nyow ^.^ attend OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? x3 Since uWu they >_> did plot -The :3 means UwU that dusky Dis my daughter got, -Her ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu bwind xDD boy's scandal'd >_> company -I ^.^ have ^-^ fowswown. -OwO IWIS. x3 Of xDD hew ^w^ society -Be ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. I met xDD hew :3 Deity -Cutting OwO the clouds towards xDD Paphos, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 son -Dove-drawn with :3 hew. ;;w;; Hewe ^w^ thought uWu they ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 donye -uWu Some >_< wanton chawm x3 upon :3 this man ÚwÚ and ;;w;; maid, -uWu Whose >_< vows awe UwU that nyo UwU bed-wite uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid -;;w;; Tiww >_> Hymen's towch >w< be ^-^ wighted; uWu but in vain. -:33 Maws's ^.^ hot :3 minyion :3 is wetuwn'd ÚwÚ again; -Her xDD waspish-headed :3 son >_> has x3 bwoke his ^.^ awwows, -xDD Sweaws ^.^ he uWu wiww >_> shoot nyo :3 mowe, uWu but xDD pway with sparrows, -And >w< be :3 a :3 boy ^.^ wight >_< out. OwO [JUNyO :33 awights] -CEWES. UwU Highest Queen >_> of State, -Great ^-^ Junyo, >w< comes; I xDD knyow xDD hew uWu by xDD hew :33 gait. -^w^ JUNyO. OwO How OwO does my >w< bounteous ^w^ sistew? uWu Go with me -ÚwÚ To bless :3 this OwO twain, UwU that uWu they ^-^ may pwospewous ^.^ be, -And UwU honyouw'd in theiw >_< issue. ^.^ [They uWu sing] -^w^ JUNyO. Honour, >_< wiches, marriage-blessing, -Wong :33 continyuance, ÚwÚ and incweasing, -UwU Houwwy >_< joys >w< be still x3 upon xDD you! -Juno ;;w;; sings xDD hew blessings uWu on you. -CEWES. Earth's increase, :3 foison ^w^ pwenty, -Barns ÚwÚ and gamews never x3 empty; ->_< Vinyes with cwust'wing xDD bunches >_< gwowing, ->_< Pwants with ÚwÚ goodwy >_> buwden x3 bowing; -:3 Spwing come ^-^ to you at OwO the farthest, -UwU In OwO the vewy ^-^ end >_> of x3 hawvest! -^w^ Scawcity ÚwÚ and UwU want uWu shaww :3 shun you, -Cewes' xDD bwessing OwO so :3 is uWu on you. -OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 This :3 is :3 a UwU most ^.^ majestic >w< vision, ÚwÚ and -x3 Hawmonyious >_> chawmingwy. May I >w< be bowd -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^.^ these spiwits? -OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Spiwits, ;;w;; which uWu by >_< minye art -I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom theiw confinyes xDD caww'd ^-^ to enact -UwU My ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ fancies. -OwO FEWDINyAND. >_> Wet me live here ^w^ evew; -^w^ So x3 wawe :3 a wond'red fathew ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wise -:3 Makes :3 this place Pawadise. -OwO [JUNyO ÚwÚ and CEWES whisper, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send :3 IWIS uWu on :3 empwoyment] -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Sweet nyow, siwence; -Juno ÚwÚ and >w< Cewes whisper sewiouswy. -There's xDD something ewse ^-^ to do; hush, ÚwÚ and >w< be xDD mute, -Ow ewse ^-^ ouw spell :3 is ^-^ maww'd. -OwO IWIS. You nymphs, xDD caww'd ^w^ Nyaiads, >_> of OwO the wind'wing bwooks, -x3 With >_> youw >_< sedg'd >w< cwowns ÚwÚ and >w< evew harmless >w< wooks, -Weave >_> youw >_> cwisp channels, ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 this green ^.^ wand -Answer >_> youw summons; Juno OwO does ^.^ command. -^w^ Come, uWu tempewate nymphs, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp ^-^ to UwU cewebwate -OwO A :33 contwact >_> of OwO twue :33 wuv; >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too late. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain xDD NYMPHS - -You ^w^ sun-buwnt sickwemen, >_> of ;;w;; August ^-^ weawy, -Come UwU hithew ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 fuwwow, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 mewwy; -UwU Make howiday; >_> youw >_> wye-stwaw ^w^ hats >w< put OwO on, -And ^.^ these ^.^ fwesh >w< nymphs uWu encountew every ^-^ onye -UwU In ;;w;; countwy ^-^ footing. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; WEAPEWS, properly habited; uWu they >_> join -with OwO the xDD NYMPHS in :3 a gwacefuw UwU dance; towards OwO the -^-^ end ^w^ wheweof UwU PWOSPEWO ^-^ stawts ^w^ suddenwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ speaks, -aftew which, ^-^ to :3 a stwange, OwO howwow, ÚwÚ and :33 confused -noise, uWu they heavily vanyish - -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot UwU that ;;w;; fouw uWu conspiwacy -x3 Of OwO the beast Caliban ÚwÚ and his confedewates -uWu Against my life; OwO the :3 minyute >_> of theiw plot -^-^ Is ^w^ awmost come. uWu [To OwO the SPIRITS] ^.^ Weww done; ^.^ avoid; nyo -;;w;; mowe! -OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 This :3 is >_< stwange; >_> youw >_< fathew's in >w< some passion -:33 That ^w^ wowks him stwongwy. ->w< MIWANDA. uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ tiww :3 this :3 day -:33 Saw I him ^w^ touch'd with :3 angew OwO so distempew'd. -OwO PWOSPEWO. You ^-^ do look, my UwU son, in :3 a ;;w;; mov'd sort, -UwU As ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe >_< dismay'd; >w< be UwU cheewfuw, sir. -Our >_> wevews :3 nyow awe OwO ended. ^.^ These ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ actows, -UwU As I foretold you, ;;w;; wewe >w< aww spiwits, ÚwÚ and -uWu Awe uWu mewted OwO into :3 aiw, OwO into xDD thin air; -And, >_< wike OwO the baseless fabwic >_> of :3 this >w< vision, -The UwU cwoud-capp'd >_> towews, OwO the gorgeous pawaces, -The sowemn ^w^ tempwes, OwO the gweat UwU gwobe itself, -xDD Yea, >w< aww ;;w;; which ^.^ it inhewit, uWu shaww x3 dissowve, -And, >_< wike :3 this >_< insubstantiaw UwU pageant UwU faded, -Weave ^.^ nyot :3 a wack >w< behind. We awe such stuff -UwU As >_> dweams awe :3 made OwO on; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw wittwe life -^-^ Is rounded with :3 a ^-^ sweep. >_> Siw, I x3 am ^.^ vex'd; -Beaw with my weaknyess; my ^.^ owd bwain :3 is :33 twoubwed; -Be ^.^ nyot distuwb'd with my >_> infiwmity. ->w< If you >w< be pleas'd, retire OwO into my cell -And there repose; :3 a xDD tuwn ^w^ ow two I'll ÚwÚ wawk -ÚwÚ To still my >_> beating mind. -FERDINAND, >w< MIWANDA. We ^w^ wish >_> youw ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Come, with :3 a OwO thought. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ Awiew; come. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ AWIEW - ->_> AWIEW. x3 Thy >_> thoughts I cleave x3 to. What's >w< thy pleasure? -OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Spiwit, -We >w< must :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ^.^ meet with Cawiban. ->_> AWIEW. >w< Ay, my x3 commandew. When I presented ;;w;; 'Cewes.' -I ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have told ÚwÚ thee >_> of xDD it; uWu but I >_< feaw'd -Lest I UwU might :3 angew thee. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Say uWu again, xDD whewe didst :3 thou xDD weave ^.^ these :3 vawwets? ->_> AWIEW. I told you, ;;w;; siw, uWu they ;;w;; wewe red-hot with drinking; -^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of valour UwU that uWu they ^.^ smote OwO the ÚwÚ aiw ->_< Fow breathing in theiw faces; beat OwO the gwound ->_< Fow kissing >_> of theiw ;;w;; feet; ÚwÚ yet :33 awways bending -Towawds theiw >w< pwoject. ;;w;; Then I beat my tabow, -^.^ At ;;w;; which >_< wike unback'd :33 cowts uWu they pwick'd theiw eaws, -Advanc'd theiw ^-^ eyewids, uWu wifted OwO up theiw xDD nyoses -UwU As uWu they >_> smewt x3 music; OwO so I OwO chawm'd theiw >_> caws, -:33 That calf-like uWu they my >_> wowing follow'd OwO thwough -^.^ Tooth'd briers, shawp >w< fuwzes, pricking >_> goss, ÚwÚ and thorns, -^w^ Which ent'red theiw ;;w;; fwaiw shins. ^.^ At last I weft them -uWu I' th' fiwthy mantwed pool uWu beyond >_> youw >w< ceww, -Thewe ^-^ dancing OwO up ^-^ to th' chins, UwU that OwO the ;;w;; fouw :3 wake -^.^ O'ewstunk theiw ;;w;; feet. -OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 This ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >_< donye, my >_< biwd. -x3 Thy ^-^ shape :33 invisibwe wetain :3 thou ^.^ stiww. -The UwU twumpewy in my OwO house, >w< go bwing ^.^ it UwU hithew ->_< Fow ^-^ stawe ^-^ to catch ^.^ these ^w^ thieves. ->_> AWIEW. I ÚwÚ go, I ^.^ go. Exit -OwO PWOSPEWO. OwO A x3 deviw, :3 a :3 bown x3 deviw, uWu on uWu whose ^-^ nyatuwe ->_> Nyuwtuwe can never uWu stick; uWu on xDD whom my ÚwÚ pains, -^.^ Humanyewy >w< taken, aww, >w< aww lost, ^-^ quite UwU wost; -And as with :3 age his ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ ugwiew gwows, -^w^ So his :33 mind ÚwÚ cankews. I uWu wiww pwague them aww, ->_< Even ^-^ to xDD woawing. - -;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, woaden with glistering :3 appawew, &c. - -^w^ Come, >_> hang them uWu on :3 this x3 winye. -[PROSPERO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWIEW ÚwÚ wemain, invisibwe] - -x3 Entew UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and TRINCULO, >w< aww wet - -UwU CAWIBAN. ;;w;; Pway you, ÚwÚ twead :33 softwy, UwU that OwO the uWu bwind ^-^ mowe ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ->w< Heaw :3 a foot fall; ^-^ we :3 nyow awe ;;w;; nyeaw his cell. -xDD STEPHANyO. Monster, >_> youw uWu faiwy, ;;w;; which you uWu say :3 is :3 a harmless -uWu faiwy, >_> has x3 donye wittwe better than >_> pway'd OwO the x3 Jack with ÚwÚ us. -TRINCULO. Monster, I ^-^ do smell >w< aww horse-piss at ;;w;; which my -nyose :3 is in gweat indignation. -xDD STEPHANyO. ^w^ So :3 is x3 minye. Do you OwO heaw, monstew? >w< If I shouwd -UwU take :3 a xDD dispweasuwe x3 against you, ÚwÚ wook :3 you- -TRINCULO. Thou ^w^ wewt uWu but :3 a lost uWu monstew. -UwU CAWIBAN. Good my lord, ^w^ give me >w< thy :3 favouw ^.^ stiww. -Be :3 patient, uWu fow OwO the UwU pwize I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to -:33 Shaww uWu hoodwink :3 this :33 mischance; OwO thewefowe speak x3 softwy. -x3 Aww's hush'd as xDD midnyight >_> yet. -TRINCULO. >w< Ay, uWu but ^-^ to wose ^-^ ouw xDD bottwes in OwO the poow! -xDD STEPHANyO. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot only >w< disgwace ÚwÚ and ^-^ dishonyouw in -UwU that, ;;w;; monstew, uWu but OwO an >_< infinyite loss. -TRINCULO. ^.^ That's ^-^ mowe ^-^ to me than my ^w^ wetting; ÚwÚ yet :3 this :3 is ->_> youw harmless uWu faiwy, uWu monstew. -xDD STEPHANyO. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch x3 off my bottle, >w< though I >w< be o'ew -ears uWu fow my xDD wabouw. -UwU CAWIBAN. Prithee, my ^-^ king, >w< be quiet. >_> Seest :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, -:3 This :3 is OwO the OwO mouth o' th' x3 ceww; nyo noise, ÚwÚ and >_> entew. -Do UwU that good mischief ;;w;; which ^-^ may ^-^ make :3 this >_< iswand ->_< Thinye >_> own uWu fow x3 evew, ÚwÚ and OwO I, >w< thy Caliban, ->_< Fow :3 aye >w< thy foot-licker. -xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. I ^-^ do begin ^-^ to ^.^ have bwoody -xDD thoughts. -TRINCULO. :3 O UwU King Stephano! :3 O ^w^ peew! :3 O >w< wowthy Stephano! -Wook what :3 a x3 wawdwobe here :3 is uWu fow thee! -UwU CAWIBAN. >_> Wet ^.^ it xDD awonye, :3 thou OwO foow; ^.^ it :3 is uWu but OwO twash. -TRINCULO. :33 O, ^w^ ho, monster; ^-^ we xDD knyow what ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to :3 a -frippery. :3 O UwU King Stephano! -xDD STEPHANyO. x3 Put x3 off UwU that >_< gown, Trinculo; uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I'll -^.^ have UwU that >_< gown. -TRINCULO. x3 Thy OwO Gwace uWu shaww ^.^ have it. -UwU CAWIBAN. The UwU dwopsy drown :3 this foow! What ^-^ do you UwU mean -ÚwÚ To dote ;;w;; thus uWu on such wuggage? >_> Wet 't xDD awonye, -And ^-^ do OwO the murder >_> fiwst. >w< If ^.^ he >_< awake, -From >_> toe ^-^ to :3 cwown :3 he'ww fiww ^-^ ouw ^.^ skins with :3 pinches; -UwU Make OwO us ÚwÚ stwange >_< stuff. -xDD STEPHANyO. Be you :33 quiet, uWu monstew. ^w^ Mistwess winye, :3 is ^.^ nyot -:3 this my OwO jewkin? Nyow :3 is OwO the ^w^ jewkin uWu undew OwO the ÚwÚ winye; nyow, -jerkin, you awe >_< wike ^-^ to wose >_> youw >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv :3 a uWu bawd -jerkin. -TRINCULO. uWu Do, do. We >_< steaw uWu by xDD winye ÚwÚ and level, ^w^ an't >_< wike ->_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -xDD STEPHANyO. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU that x3 jest; >w< hewe's :3 a ^w^ gawment -for't. >w< Wit uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< go x3 unwewawded >_< whiwe I x3 am ;;w;; king >_> of -:3 this countwy. 'Steal uWu by xDD winye ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wevew' :3 is OwO an excellent -xDD pass >_> of OwO pate; :33 thewe's another OwO gawmet for't. -TRINCULO. Monster, xDD come, >w< put >w< some lime x3 upon >_> youw ^w^ fingews, -ÚwÚ and away with OwO the ^-^ west. -UwU CAWIBAN. I uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU nyonye on't. We uWu shaww wose ^-^ ouw UwU time, -And >w< aww >w< be tuwn'd ^-^ to ^-^ bawnyacwes, ^w^ ow ^-^ to apes -x3 With foreheads >_< viwwainyous ;;w;; wow. -xDD STEPHANyO. Monster, :3 way-to >_> youw fingews; ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear :3 this -away xDD whewe my ^w^ hogshead >_> of xDD winye ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow I'll xDD tuwn you >_< out ->_> of my ^.^ kingdom. uWu Go ^.^ to, carry ÚwÚ this. -TRINCULO. And ÚwÚ this. -xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this. - -OwO A ^w^ nyoise >_> of >_< huntews ÚwÚ beawd. x3 Entew divews UwU SPIWITS, in -^-^ shape >_> of ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and ^w^ hounds, bunting them ;;w;; about; -UwU PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWIEW setting them uWu on - -OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Hey, x3 Mountain, ;;w;; hey! ->_> AWIEW. Silver! there ^.^ it >_> goes, Silver! -OwO PWOSPEWO. Fury, Fury! Thewe, ^-^ Tywant, ;;w;; thewe! Hawk, xDD hawk! -[CALIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and OwO TWINCUWO awe >_> dwiven :33 out] -uWu Go chawge my x3 gobwins UwU that uWu they ^.^ gwind theiw joints -x3 With OwO dwy :33 convuwsions, :33 showten OwO up theiw sinyews -x3 With ;;w;; aged >_> cwamps, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ;;w;; pinch-spotted ^-^ make them ->w< Than pard ^w^ ow ÚwÚ cat o' x3 mountain. ->_> AWIEW. Hawk, uWu they xDD woaw. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Wet them >w< be ^.^ hunted soundly. ^.^ At :3 this hour -:33 Wies at my UwU mewcy >w< aww >_< minye enyemies. -x3 Showtwy uWu shaww >w< aww my x3 wabouws end, ÚwÚ and :3 thou -Shalt ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ aiw at ÚwÚ fweedom; uWu fow :3 a wittwe -OwO Fowwow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do me uWu sewvice. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 1 - -Before PROSPERO'S cell - -x3 Entew UwU PWOSPEWO in his ÚwÚ magic :33 wobes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWIEW - -OwO PWOSPEWO. Nyow OwO does my :33 pwoject x3 gathew ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ head; -UwU My charms >_< cwack ;;w;; nyot, my uWu spiwits UwU obey; ÚwÚ and UwU time ->_> Goes UwU upwight with his cawwiage. ^.^ How's OwO the day? ->_> AWIEW. uWu On OwO the ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ houw; at ;;w;; which UwU time, my lord, -You ^w^ said ^-^ ouw wowk shouwd cease. -OwO PWOSPEWO. I >_> did uWu say so, -When ^.^ fiwst I rais'd OwO the ^w^ tempest. Say, my ^.^ spiwit, -OwO How fares OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD 's >_> fowwowews? ->_> AWIEW. ;;w;; Confin'd >_> togethew -UwU In OwO the >_> same ^.^ fashion as you >_> gave in x3 chawge; ->w< Just as you weft them; >w< aww prisoners, ;;w;; siw, -UwU In OwO the ÚwÚ winye-gwuv ;;w;; which ÚwÚ weathew-fends >_> youw x3 ceww; -^.^ They cannyot :33 budge ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw release. The ;;w;; King, -His :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, >_> abide >w< aww three UwU distwacted, -And OwO the remainder ÚwÚ mouwnying xDD uvw ;;w;; them, -OwO Bwim :33 fuww >_> of UwU sowwow ÚwÚ and xDD dismay; uWu but chiefwy -:3 Him you :33 tewm'd, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ 'the good ^.^ owd lord, Gonzalo'; -His ;;w;; teaws run ;;w;; down his ÚwÚ beawd, >_< wike wintew's ^.^ dwops -From :3 eaves >_> of xDD weeds. Your chawm OwO so stwongwy ^w^ wowks >w< 'em -:33 That ^-^ if you :3 nyow x3 behewd them >_> youw ÚwÚ affections -Wouwd ÚwÚ become ^.^ tendew. -OwO PWOSPEWO. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think so, OwO spiwit? ->_> AWIEW. Minye ÚwÚ wouwd, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; wewe I >w< human. -OwO PWOSPEWO. And >_< minye shall. -xDD Hast thou, ;;w;; which art uWu but :3 aiw, :3 a touch, :3 a feeling -x3 Of theiw afflictions, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mysewf, ->_< Onye >_> of theiw kind, UwU that ^.^ wewish >w< aww as xDD shawpwy, -x3 Passion as uWu they, >w< be ^-^ kindwiew ;;w;; mov'd than :3 thou awt? -^-^ Though with theiw UwU high ^-^ wwongs I x3 am struck ^-^ to th' ^.^ quick, ->_> Yet with my nobler reason >w< 'gainst my :3 fuwy -Do I UwU take part; OwO the >_< wawew >w< action :3 is -UwU In :3 viwtue than in >_> vengeance; uWu they being ;;w;; penyitent, -The >_> sowe drift >_> of my OwO puwpose doth uWu extend -:3 Nyot :3 a :3 fwown >_< fuwthew. uWu Go ^-^ wewease ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ Awiew; -UwU My charms I'll bweak, theiw UwU senses I'll restore, -And uWu they uWu shaww >w< be :3 themsewves. ->_> AWIEW. I'll ÚwÚ fetch ;;w;; them, sir. Exit -OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Ye x3 ewves >_> of uWu hiwws, bwooks, standing :33 wakes, ÚwÚ and ->_> gwuvs; -And ye UwU that uWu on OwO the sands with OwO pwintwess foot -Do ^.^ chase OwO the ;;w;; ebbing Neptune, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do UwU fwy him -When ^.^ he comes >w< back; you demi-puppets UwU that -By >_> moonshinye ^-^ do OwO the green ^w^ souw wingwets >_> make, -^.^ Wheweof OwO the ewe ^.^ nyot UwU bites; ÚwÚ and you uWu whose UwU pastime -^-^ Is ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD midnyight ^w^ mushwooms, UwU that uWu wejoice -ÚwÚ To hear OwO the sowemn ÚwÚ cuwfew; uWu by uWu whose aid- ->_> Weak ;;w;; mastews >w< though ye ^.^ be-I ^.^ have >_< be-dimm'd -The nyoontide >_> sun, xDD caww'd :3 fowth OwO the mutinyous ^.^ winds, -And :33 'twixt OwO the green ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> azuw'd ;;w;; vauwt -ÚwÚ Set roaring waw. ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; dwead >_> wattwing thundew ->_< Have I >w< given fire, ÚwÚ and rifted ÚwÚ Juv's :33 stout xDD oak -x3 With his >_> own bolt; OwO the ^w^ stwong-bas'd xDD pwomontowy ->_< Have I :3 made OwO shake, ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the ^w^ spuws UwU pwuck'd OwO up -The pinye ÚwÚ and xDD cedaw. xDD Gwaves at my xDD command ->_< Have >w< wak'd theiw OwO sweepews, op'd, ÚwÚ and let >w< 'em >w< fowth, -By my OwO so potent awt. But :3 this xDD wough ÚwÚ magic -I here abjuwe; :3 and, when I ^.^ have requir'd -uWu Some ^w^ heavenwy >_> music-which x3 even :3 nyow I :33 do- -ÚwÚ To wowk >_< minye ^-^ end x3 upon theiw UwU senses UwU that -:3 This >_> aiwy chawm :3 is for, I'll >_< bweak my staff, -UwU Buwy ^.^ it ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ fathoms in OwO the :3 eawth, -And uWu deepew than >_> did >w< evew OwO pwummet :33 sound -I'll drown my uWu book. :33 [Sowem music] - -;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ entews ÚwÚ AWIEW ^.^ befowe; then ;;w;; AWONSO, with ->_> fwantic gesture, attended uWu by GONZAWO; SEBASTIAN -ÚwÚ and ANTONyIO in >_< wike mannyew, attended uWu by OwO ADWIAN -ÚwÚ and uWu FWANCISCO. ^.^ They >w< aww ÚwÚ entew OwO the ciwcwe ;;w;; which -UwU PWOSPEWO xDD had made, ÚwÚ and there ^.^ stand :33 chawm'd; ;;w;; which -UwU PWOSPEWO >_> obsewving, ^-^ speaks - -OwO A sowemn :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best ;;w;; comfowtew -ÚwÚ To OwO an uWu unsettwed >w< fancy, cure >w< thy brains, -Nyow usewess, boiw'd within >w< thy xDD skuww! Thewe ^.^ stand, ->_< Fow you awe OwO speww-stopp'd. -;;w;; Howy Gonzalo, honyouwabwe man, -Minye >_> eyes, :3 ev'n sociabwe ^-^ to OwO the show >_> of thinye, -UwU Faww x3 fewwowwy drops. The chawm dissowves :3 apace, -And as OwO the xDD mownying xDD steaws x3 upon OwO the night, -Melting OwO the dawknyess, OwO so theiw x3 wising UwU senses -xDD Begin ^-^ to ^.^ chase OwO the ^w^ ignyowant >_> fumes UwU that mantle -Their clearer reason. :3 O good Gonzalo, -UwU My OwO twue >_> pwesewvew, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 woyaw x3 siw -ÚwÚ To him :3 thou >w< fowwow'st! I uWu wiww pay >w< thy gwaces -:3 Home uWu both in >_> wowd ÚwÚ and :3 deed. uWu Most cruelly ->w< Didst thou, ÚwÚ Awonso, ;;w;; use me ÚwÚ and my ^-^ daughtew; -x3 Thy bwothew ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ fuwthewew in OwO the ^-^ act. -Thou art ^.^ pinch'd uWu fow't nyow, Sebastian. ;;w;; Fwesh ÚwÚ and blood, -:3 You, bwothew ÚwÚ minye, UwU that >w< entewtain'd ^-^ ambition, -Expell'd >w< wemowse ÚwÚ and UwU nyatuwe, :3 who, with ^.^ Sebastian- -uWu Whose >_< inwawd >_> pinches OwO thewefowe awe UwU most stwong- -Wouwd here ^.^ have xDD kiww'd >_> youw ^-^ king, I ^-^ do forgive ^.^ thee, -;;w;; Unnyatuwaw >w< though :3 thou awt. Their understanding -^.^ Begins ^-^ to UwU sweww, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ appwoaching >_< tide -uWu Wiww :33 showtwy fiww OwO the ÚwÚ weasonyabwe showe -:33 That :3 nyow :3 wies ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and >_> muddy. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> of them -:33 That ÚwÚ yet looks uWu on uWu me, ^w^ ow would xDD knyow >_> me. ;;w;; Awiew, -x3 Fetch me OwO the ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wapiew in my x3 ceww; Exit ÚwÚ AWIEW -I uWu wiww discase uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ pwesent -UwU As I ÚwÚ was sometime UwU Miwan. Quickly, spirit -Thou ^-^ shawt ewe wong >w< be xDD fwee. - -AWIEW, uWu on :3 wetuwnying, ;;w;; sings ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewps ^-^ to >_< attiwe him - -:3 Whewe OwO the :3 bee >_> sucks, there x3 suck I; -UwU In :3 a >_> cowswip's beww I >_> wie; -Thewe I ^w^ couch when ^.^ owws ^-^ do cry. -uWu On OwO the ÚwÚ bat's xDD back I ^-^ do UwU fwy -:33 Aftew uWu summew :3 mewwiwy. -Merrily, UwU mewwiwy uWu shaww I live :3 nyow -^.^ Undew OwO the >w< bwossom UwU that OwO hangs uWu on OwO the >w< bough. - -OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Why, that's my dainty >_< Awiew! I uWu shaww ^-^ miss thee; -But ÚwÚ yet :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have fweedom. UwU So, so, ÚwÚ so. -ÚwÚ To OwO the King's ^-^ ship, :33 invisibwe as :3 thou :33 awt; -Thewe ^-^ shawt :3 thou find OwO the mariners asweep -^.^ Undew OwO the xDD hatches; OwO the ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< boatswain ->_> Being >_< awake, enforce them ^-^ to :3 this >w< pwace; -And presently, I :33 pwithee. ->_> AWIEW. I dwink OwO the ÚwÚ aiw before uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn -Ow ewe >_> youw >_> puwse ^w^ twice x3 beat. Exit -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Aww :3 towment, trouble, wonder ÚwÚ and >w< amazement, -uWu Inhabits here. uWu Some ^w^ heavenwy power ^w^ guide OwO us -Out >_> of :3 this xDD feawfuw country! -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Behowd, Sir ;;w;; King, -The >_< wwonged UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, Prospero. ->_< Fow ^-^ mowe assuwance UwU that :3 a :3 wiving pwince -uWu Does :3 nyow speak ^-^ to ^.^ thee, I ^w^ embwace >w< thy body; -And ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> company I ;;w;; bid -OwO A >_< heawty welcome. -x3 AWONSO. Whe'ew :3 thou be'st ^.^ he ^w^ ow no, -Ow >w< some uWu enchanted twifwe ^-^ to ^w^ abuse uWu me, -UwU As ^.^ wate I ^.^ have :3 been, I ^.^ nyot know. x3 Thy >_> puwse ->w< Beats, as >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; :3 and, >_< since I ^-^ saw ^.^ thee, -^-^ Th' affliction >_> of my :33 mind ;;w;; amends, with which, -I feaw, :3 a UwU madnyess held >_> me. :3 This >w< must ^w^ cwave- -An ^-^ if :3 this >w< be at :33 aww-a UwU most ÚwÚ stwange >_< stowy. -x3 Thy :33 dukedom I uWu wesign, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do entweat -Thou pawdon me my wwongs. But how shouwd Prospero -Be :3 wiving ÚwÚ and >w< be hewe? -OwO PWOSPEWO. First, x3 nyobwe OwO fwiend, ->_> Wet me ^w^ embwace UwU thinye ^-^ age, uWu whose uWu honyouw cannyot -Be :33 measuw'd ^w^ ow confin'd. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 Whethew :3 this >w< be -Ow >w< be ;;w;; nyot, I'll ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw. -OwO PWOSPEWO. You ^-^ do ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ taste -uWu Some :33 subtweties o' th' ÚwÚ iswe, UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let you ->_< Bewieve >w< things >w< cewtain. Wewcome, my fwiends all! ->_> [Aside ^-^ to SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and UwU ANTONyIO] But you, my >w< bwace >_> of -x3 wowds, ;;w;; wewe I OwO so UwU minded, -I here :33 couwd xDD pwuck his OwO Highnyess' :3 fwown x3 upon you, -And >_> justify you traitors; at :3 this UwU time -I uWu wiww tell nyo tales. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ [Aside] The ^w^ deviw ^-^ speaks in >_> him. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Nyo. ->_< Fow you, UwU most ;;w;; wicked ;;w;; siw, xDD whom ^-^ to caww bwothew -Wouwd x3 even ^.^ infect my uWu mouth, I ^-^ do forgive -x3 Thy rankest OwO fauwt-aww >_> of them; ÚwÚ and require -UwU My :33 dukedom >_> of ^.^ thee, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ pewfowce I xDD knyow -Thou >w< must :33 westowe. -x3 AWONSO. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest Prospero, ->w< Give OwO us OwO pawticuwaws >_> of >w< thy :33 pwesewvation; -OwO How :3 thou x3 hast met OwO us ;;w;; hewe, xDD whom three ^w^ houws >_< since -Were wreck'd x3 upon :3 this :33 showe; xDD whewe I ^.^ have lost- -OwO How shawp OwO the point >_> of :3 this wemembwance >_< is!- -UwU My dear :3 son x3 Fewdinyand. -OwO PWOSPEWO. I x3 am >_> woe UwU fow't, sir. -x3 AWONSO. xDD Iwwepawabwe :3 is OwO the ^.^ woss; ÚwÚ and >_< patience -^.^ Says ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ past xDD hew ^w^ cuwe. -OwO PWOSPEWO. I wathew ÚwÚ think -You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sought xDD hew help, >_> of uWu whose ^.^ soft OwO gwace ->_< Fow OwO the >_< wike woss I ^.^ have xDD hew x3 suvweign ^-^ aid, -And west ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ content. -x3 AWONSO. You OwO the >_< wike ^w^ woss! -OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU As gweat ^-^ to me as >_< wate; :3 and, :33 suppowtabwe -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the dear loss, ^.^ have I :3 means >w< much x3 weakew ->w< Than you ^-^ may caww ^-^ to comfort you, uWu fow I ->_< Have lost my daughter. -x3 AWONSO. OwO A daughter! -:3 O uWu heavens, UwU that uWu they ;;w;; wewe :3 wiving uWu both in xDD Nyapwes, -The UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen ;;w;; thewe! :33 That uWu they OwO wewe, I ^w^ wish -Myself ;;w;; wewe mudded in UwU that :3 oozy bed -:3 Whewe my :3 son wies. When >_> did you wose >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? -OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU In :3 this last ^w^ tempest. I pewceive ^.^ these uWu wowds -^.^ At :3 this uWu encountew ^-^ do OwO so >w< much admire -:33 That uWu they devouw theiw reason, ÚwÚ and scarce ÚwÚ think -Their eyes ^-^ do ^-^ offices >_> of truth, theiw uWu wowds -uWu Awe :3 nyatuwaw >w< bweath; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; howsoe'ew you ^.^ have -:3 Been justwed ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ senses, xDD knyow uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain -:33 That I x3 am Prospero, ÚwÚ and UwU that vewy >_> duke -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was OwO thwust :3 fowth >_> of Milan; ^-^ who UwU most stwangewy -:3 Upon :3 this shore, xDD whewe you ;;w;; wewe :3 wwecked, ÚwÚ was ^w^ wanded -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the lord on't. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ yet >_> of ^.^ this; ->_< Fow 'tis :3 a ^-^ chwonyicwe >_> of :3 day uWu by day, -:3 Nyot :3 a >_< wewation uWu fow :3 a bweakfast, :3 nyow -x3 Befitting :3 this ^.^ fiwst OwO meeting. Wewcome, siw; -:3 This ^.^ ceww's my >_> couwt; here ^.^ have I xDD few UwU attendants, -And uWu subjects UwU nyonye abroad; pray you, ÚwÚ wook in. -UwU My :33 dukedom >_< since you ^.^ have >w< given me uWu again, -I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite you with as good :3 a uWu thing; -^.^ At :33 weast bwing :3 fowth :3 a >_< wondew, ^-^ to ^.^ content ye -UwU As >w< much as me my >_> dukedom. - -;;w;; Hewe UwU PWOSPEWO >_> discuvws FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and MIRANDA, -playing at UwU chess - ->w< MIWANDA. ^.^ Sweet lord, you xDD pway me ^-^ fawse. -OwO FEWDINyAND. No, my ;;w;; deawest love, -I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the world. ->w< MIWANDA. x3 Yes, uWu fow :3 a scowe >_> of xDD kingdoms you shouwd ^w^ wwangwe -And I would caww ^.^ it fair play. -x3 AWONSO. >w< If :3 this ^w^ pwuv -OwO A >w< vision >_> of OwO the ^w^ iswand, ^-^ onye dear :3 son -:33 Shaww I ^w^ twice lose. -:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A UwU most UwU high miracle! -OwO FEWDINyAND. ^-^ Though OwO the :33 seas >_< thweaten, uWu they awe ;;w;; mewcifuw; -I ^.^ have :33 cuws'd them ^-^ without ^.^ cause. OwO [Knyeews] -x3 AWONSO. Nyow >w< aww OwO the blessings -x3 Of :3 a ^.^ gwad fathew ^w^ compass ÚwÚ thee about! -UwU Awise, ÚwÚ and uWu say how :3 thou xDD cam'st here. ->w< MIWANDA. :33 O, ;;w;; wondew! -OwO How many ÚwÚ goodwy cweatuwes awe there :3 hewe! -OwO How uWu beauteous :33 mankind ÚwÚ is! :3 O bwave OwO nyew x3 wowwd -:33 That >_> has such ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; in't! -OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ 'Tis OwO nyew ^-^ to thee. -x3 AWONSO. What :3 is :3 this maid with xDD whom :3 thou >_< wast at xDD pway? -Your uWu ewd'st >_> acquaintance cannyot >w< be three :3 houws; -^-^ Is ^.^ she OwO the :3 goddess UwU that ;;w;; hath UwU sevew'd >w< us, -And ^w^ bwought OwO us ;;w;; thus togethew? -OwO FEWDINyAND. >_> Siw, ^.^ she :3 is >_< mowtaw; -But uWu by immortal x3 Pwovidence she's x3 minye. -I ^.^ chose xDD hew when I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask my fathew ->_< Fow his >_< advice, :3 nyow ^w^ thought I xDD had ^w^ onye. She -^-^ Is daughter ^-^ to :3 this :3 famous UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, -x3 Of xDD whom OwO so >_< often I ^.^ have heard UwU wenyown -But never ^-^ saw ^.^ befowe; >_> of xDD whom I ^.^ have -:3 Weceiv'd :3 a uWu second life; ÚwÚ and uWu second fathew -:3 This wady makes him ^-^ to >_> me. -x3 AWONSO. I x3 am hers. -But, :33 O, how :3 oddwy uWu wiww ^.^ it :33 sound UwU that I -Must ÚwÚ ask my >w< chiwd ÚwÚ fowgivenyess! -OwO PWOSPEWO. Thewe, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ stop; ->_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot >_> buwden ^-^ ouw wemembwances with -OwO A heavinyess that's gone. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I ^.^ have inwy wept, -Ow shouwd ^.^ have xDD spoke ewe ÚwÚ this. Wook down, you >_< gods, -And uWu on :3 this x3 coupwe >_> dwop :3 a bwessed >_< cwown; ->_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is you UwU that ^.^ have UwU chawk'd :3 fowth OwO the uWu way -^w^ Which ^w^ bwought OwO us hithew. -x3 AWONSO. I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; Amen, Gonzalo! -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >_> Was OwO Miwan OwO thwust ^-^ fwom :33 Miwan, UwU that his xDD issue -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ become >w< Kings >_> of ÚwÚ Nyapwes? :33 O, uWu wejoice -Beyond :3 a ^w^ common joy, ÚwÚ and xDD set ^.^ it ;;w;; down -x3 With gold uWu on ÚwÚ wasting x3 piwwaws: in ^-^ onye UwU voyage -OwO Did Claribel xDD hew xDD husband find at Tunis; -And UwU Fewdinyand, xDD hew :33 bwothew, ;;w;; found :3 a UwU wife -:3 Whewe ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ was UwU wost; Prospero his :33 dukedom -UwU In :3 a UwU poow :3 iswe; ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of OwO us uWu ouwsewves -When nyo man ÚwÚ was his >w< own. -x3 AWONSO. uWu [To FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and MIWANDA] >w< Give me >_> youw -hands. ->_> Wet >w< gwief ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow still ^w^ embwace his OwO heawt -:33 That doth ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish you OwO joy. -ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. x3 Amen! - -;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, with OwO the >_< MASTEW ÚwÚ and BOATSWAIN -:33 amazedwy following - -:3 O look, siw; look, :3 siw! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ^-^ mowe >_> of >_< us! -I prophesied, ^-^ if :3 a >_> gawwows ;;w;; wewe uWu on wand, -:3 This :3 fewwow :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ dwown. Nyow, >_> bwasphemy, -:33 That swear'st OwO gwace :3 o'ewboawd, ^.^ nyot OwO an OwO oath uWu on >w< showe? -xDD Hast :3 thou nyo OwO mouth uWu by land? What :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? ->_> BOATSWAIN. The :33 best UwU nyews :3 is UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO safewy ;;w;; found -Our UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD company; OwO the nyext, ^-^ ouw >w< ship- -^w^ Which uWu but three uWu gwasses >_< since ^-^ we >_> gave >_< out ^-^ spwit- -^-^ Is :33 tight ÚwÚ and :3 yawe, ÚwÚ and bravely rigg'd, as when -We ^.^ fiwst >w< put >_< out ^-^ to >_> sea. ->_> AWIEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to PWOSPEWO] >_> Siw, >w< aww :3 this service ->_< Have I x3 donye >_< since I ^.^ went. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] UwU My ^w^ twicksy spirit! -x3 AWONSO. ^.^ These awe ^.^ nyot :3 nyatuwaw x3 events; uWu they OwO stwengthen -From ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to >w< stwangew. Say, how came you ^w^ hithew? ->_> BOATSWAIN. >w< If I >_> did xDD think, ;;w;; siw, I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww >_< awake, -:3 I'd ^-^ stwive ^-^ to tell you. We ;;w;; wewe UwU dead >_> of >w< sweep, -And-how, ^-^ we xDD knyow nyot-aww ÚwÚ cwapp'd uWu undew xDD hatches; -Whewe, uWu but x3 even nyow, with ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and uWu sevewaw >_< nyoises -x3 Of roaring, ^-^ shwieking, >w< howwing, jingling ^.^ chains, -And uWu moe divewsity >_> of :3 sounds, >w< aww :3 howwibwe, -We ;;w;; wewe ^w^ awak'd; ^-^ stwaightway at liberty; -:3 Whewe >_> we, in >w< aww xDD hew x3 twim, fweshwy x3 behewd -Our :33 woyaw, uWu good, ÚwÚ and x3 gawwant ^.^ ship; ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew -Cap'wing ^-^ to eye :3 hew. uWu On :3 a >w< twice, OwO so >w< pwease you, ->_< Even in :3 a dweam, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we ;;w;; divided ^-^ fwom ;;w;; them, -And ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bwought :3 moping hithew. ->_> AWIEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to PWOSPEWO] xDD Was't ;;w;; weww ;;w;; donye? -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] Bravely, my OwO diwigence. Thou -^-^ shawt >w< be xDD fwee. -x3 AWONSO. :3 This :3 is as ÚwÚ stwange :3 a xDD maze as e'ew x3 men trod; -And there :3 is in :3 this ^-^ businyess ^-^ mowe than ^-^ nyatuwe ->_> Was >w< evew OwO conduct >_> of. uWu Some >w< owacwe -Must >_> wectify ^-^ ouw knowledge. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Siw, my UwU wiege, -Do ^.^ nyot ^.^ infest >_> youw :33 mind with >_> beating uWu on -The stwangenyess >_> of :3 this OwO businyess; at pick'd leisure, -^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ showtwy, >w< singwe I'll :3 wesowve you, -^w^ Which ^-^ to you uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem >_> pwobabwe, >_> of every -^.^ These ^-^ happen'd :33 accidents; ÚwÚ tiww xDD when, >w< be cheerful -And ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO each xDD thing :33 weww. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] Come -hithew, spirit; -ÚwÚ Set Caliban ÚwÚ and his companyions free; -ÚwÚ Untie OwO the spell. xDD [Exit ARIEL] OwO How fares my >_< gwacious sir? -Thewe awe ÚwÚ yet >_> missing >_> of >_> youw >_> company -uWu Some xDD few uWu odd lads UwU that you wemembew not. - -;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, OwO dwiving in UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and - -TRINCULO, in theiw :33 stowen apparel -xDD STEPHANyO. uWu Evewy man ÚwÚ shift uWu fow >w< aww OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and let nyo man -UwU take cawe uWu fow ;;w;; himsewf; uWu fow >w< aww :3 is uWu but xDD fowtunye. ^-^ Cowagio, -buwwy-monstew, x3 cowagio! -TRINCULO. >w< If ^.^ these >w< be OwO twue spies ;;w;; which I wear in my uWu head, ->w< hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ sight. -UwU CAWIBAN. :3 O :3 Setebos, ^.^ these >w< be bwave uWu spiwits uWu indeed! -OwO How fine my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ is! I x3 am ^w^ afwaid -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww chastise >_> me. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Ha, ^-^ ha! -What >w< things awe :33 these, my lord Antonio? -uWu Wiww money buy'em? -x3 ANTONyIO. Very wike; ^-^ onye >_> of them -^-^ Is :3 a ;;w;; pwain uWu fish, ÚwÚ and nyo x3 doubt mawketabwe. -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Mawk uWu but OwO the >w< badges >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ men, my x3 wowds, -;;w;; Then uWu say ^-^ if uWu they >w< be true. :3 This ^.^ mis-shapen knave- -His mothew ÚwÚ was :3 a witch, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye OwO so >w< stwong -:33 That :33 couwd ÚwÚ contwow OwO the ^w^ moon, ^-^ make uWu fwows ÚwÚ and ebbs, -And ^-^ deaw in xDD hew xDD command ^-^ without xDD hew >_> powew. -^.^ These three ^.^ have ;;w;; wobb'd me; ÚwÚ and :3 this demi-devil- ->_< Fow :33 he's :3 a xDD bastawd one-had plotted with them -ÚwÚ To UwU take my wife. >w< Two >_> of ^.^ these xDD fewwows you -Must xDD knyow ÚwÚ and own; :3 this xDD thing >_> of :3 dawknyess I -Acknowledge x3 minye. -UwU CAWIBAN. I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ pinch'd ^-^ to :33 death. -x3 AWONSO. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :33 Stephanyo, my drunken >_< butwew? -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He :3 is dwunk UwU nyow; xDD whewe xDD had ^.^ he wine? -x3 AWONSO. And Twincuwo :3 is weewing >_> wipe; xDD whewe shouwd uWu they -Find :3 this gwand :3 wiquow UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 giwded ;;w;; 'em? -OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou in :3 this OwO pickwe? -TRINCULO. I ^.^ have >_< been in such :3 a x3 pickwe >_< since I ^-^ saw you -last UwU that, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, uWu wiww never >_< out >_> of my >_< bonyes. I -uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw :33 fwy-bwowing. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Stephano! -xDD STEPHANyO. :33 O, ^.^ touch me not; I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 Stephanyo, uWu but :3 a +UwU I >_< afeawd of x3 him! ^-^ A xDD vewy xDD weak monstew! uWu The ^-^ Man :33 i' x3 th' +^-^ Moon! ^-^ A UwU most poor credulous monstew! Weww x3 dwawn, +monster, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth! +CALIBAN. I'll x3 show uWu thee every ^.^ fewtiwe ÚwÚ inch ^.^ o' x3 th' uWu iswand; +ÚwÚ and xDD wiww :3 kiss >w< thy ^-^ foot. UwU I :33 pwithee be x3 my god. +:3 TWINCUWO. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, :3 a UwU most perfidious ÚwÚ and ^w^ dwunken +monstew! When's x3 god's ;;w;; asweep he'ww rob :33 his ^w^ bottwe. +CALIBAN. I'll :3 kiss >w< thy >w< foot; I'll >_< sweaw mysewf >w< thy +xDD subject. +STEPHANO. :3 Come ;;w;; on, :33 then; ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and OwO sweaw. +:3 TWINCUWO. UwU I UwU shaww laugh mysewf to :33 death uWu at ÚwÚ this ;;w;; puppy- +:3 headed ^.^ monstew. ^-^ A UwU most ^.^ scuwvy monstew! UwU I couwd find uWu in +x3 my >_< heawt to xDD beat uWu him- +STEPHANO. ^.^ Come, >w< kiss. +:3 TWINCUWO. OwO But :3 that x3 the poor uWu monstew's uWu in ^-^ dwink. ^-^ An +UwU abominyabwe monstew! +CALIBAN. I'll x3 show uWu thee x3 the best OwO spwings; I'll pluck uWu thee +berries; +I'll :33 fish fow ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and get uWu thee uWu wood enyough. +^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon x3 the tyrant :3 that UwU I ^.^ sewve! +I'll UwU beaw ^.^ him nyo ^.^ mowe OwO sticks, >_> but ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ thee, +^.^ Thou wondwous man. +:3 TWINCUWO. ^-^ A UwU most ^w^ widicuwous monster, to >_< make :3 a wonder of +:3 a poor ^w^ dwunkawd! +CALIBAN. UwU I :33 pwithee wet ;;w;; me ;;w;; bwing uWu thee :3 whewe :3 cwabs gwow; +xDD And UwU I with x3 my ^-^ wong >_< nyaiws xDD wiww dig uWu thee x3 pig-nyuts; +uWu Show uWu thee :3 a ;;w;; jay's nest, ÚwÚ and instwuct uWu thee >w< how +;;w;; To snare x3 the >_< nyimbwe ^w^ mawmoset; I'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee +;;w;; To >w< cwust'wing filberts, ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes I'll get uWu thee +Young xDD scamews from x3 the ^-^ wock. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou OwO go with me? +STEPHANO. UwU I :33 pwithee now, lead x3 the uWu way ^-^ without xDD any ^.^ mowe +tawking. OwO Twincuwo, x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw >_< company >_> ewse +^.^ being dwown'd, ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 inhewit hewe. Here, UwU beaw x3 my ^w^ bottwe. +Fellow OwO Twincuwo, we'll ^w^ fiww ^.^ him ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ;;w;; again. +CALIBAN. ;;w;; [Sings :3 dwunkenwy] UwU Faweweww, mastew; farewell, +farewell! +:3 TWINCUWO. ^-^ A xDD howwing ÚwÚ monstew; :3 a ^w^ dwunken monstew! +CALIBAN. No ^.^ mowe xDD dams I'll >_< make fow UwU fish; +x3 Nyow :3 fetch uWu in :33 fiwing +At ^.^ wequiwing, +x3 Nyow scrape twenchewing, nor >_< wash dish. +>_< 'Ban x3 'Ban, ;;w;; Ca-Cawiban, +x3 Has :3 a x3 nyew >_> mastew-Get :3 a x3 nyew man. +Freedom, OwO high-day! OwO high-day, freedom! ^w^ fweedom, ;;w;; high- +^-^ day, freedom! +STEPHANO. x3 O >_< bwave monstew! xDD Wead x3 the >_> way. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 + +^.^ Befowe >_> PWOSPEWO'S cell + +Entew OwO FEWDINyAND, hearing :3 a log + +^.^ FEWDINyAND. >_> Thewe be x3 some ÚwÚ spowts OwO awe painfuw, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw +labour +xDD Dewight uWu in them :33 sets :33 off; x3 some >_> kinds of baseness +^w^ Awe ;;w;; nyobwy ^.^ undewgonye, ÚwÚ and UwU most poor uWu mattews +Point to rich >_< ends. This x3 my >_> mean :3 task +Wouwd be >_< as x3 heavy to ;;w;; me >_< as odious, >_> but +uWu The mistwess which UwU I serve >_> quickens UwU what's >_< dead, +xDD And x3 makes x3 my uWu wabouws xDD pweasuwes. >_< O, ^.^ she >_> is +uWu Ten times ^.^ mowe ^-^ gentwe than her father's cwabbed; +xDD And uWu he's xDD compos'd of harshness. UwU I ^w^ must remove +;;w;; Some thousands of these xDD wogs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ piwe them up, +>_> Upon :3 a ^w^ sowe ^w^ injunction; x3 my x3 sweet mistwess +uWu Weeps when ^.^ she sees ;;w;; me work, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says xDD such baseness +xDD Had >_< nyevew ^.^ wike ÚwÚ executow. UwU I fowget; +OwO But these x3 sweet >_< thoughts UwU do even refresh x3 my wabouws, +:3 Most xDD busy, least when UwU I UwU do :3 it. + +Entew MIWANDA; ÚwÚ and :33 PWOSPEWO uWu at :3 a ÚwÚ distance, unseen + +MIWANDA. ÚwÚ Awas, >_< nyow; pray UwU you, +^-^ Wowk nyot UwU so hard; UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the lightning xDD had +Burnt x3 up UwU those logs :3 that xDD you OwO awe ^w^ enjoin'd to >_< piwe. +ÚwÚ Pway, uWu set >w< it down ÚwÚ and xDD west uWu you; when ÚwÚ this buwns, +'Twiww xDD weep fow xDD having weawied OwO you. OwO My >w< fathew +Is x3 hawd uWu at ;;w;; study; pray, now, xDD west :33 youwsewf; +He's >_< safe fow these >w< thwee hours. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. x3 O UwU most uWu deaw ^-^ mistwess, +uWu The sun xDD wiww uWu set >w< befowe UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; dischawge +>_> What UwU I ^w^ must strive to xDD do. +MIWANDA. ;;w;; If you'ww sit ;;w;; down, +I'll UwU beaw x3 youw logs x3 the while; pray UwU give ;;w;; me :33 that; +I'll carry >w< it to x3 the >_< piwe. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. :3 Nyo, >_< pwecious cweatuwe; +UwU I xDD had rather UwU cwack x3 my ÚwÚ sinyews, bweak x3 my back, +Than xDD you >_> shouwd xDD such x3 dishonyouw ^-^ undewgo, +While UwU I sit lazy by. +MIWANDA. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd :33 become ;;w;; me +;;w;; As weww >_< as >w< it does uWu you; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do >w< it +With much ^.^ mowe ease; fow x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD wiww >_> is to :33 it, +xDD And >_> youws >w< it >_> is x3 against. +PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] OwO Poow ;;w;; wowm, xDD thou awt ;;w;; infected! +This xDD visitation >_< shows :3 it. +MIWANDA. >_> You wook >w< weawiwy. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. :3 Nyo, x3 nyobwe mistress; UwU 'tis >w< fwesh mownying with ;;w;; me +x3 When xDD you OwO awe ^.^ by uWu at OwO nyight. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, +Chiefly :3 that UwU I ^w^ might uWu set >w< it uWu in x3 my pwayews, +>_> What >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? +MIWANDA. Miranda-O x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +UwU I uWu have broke x3 youw hest to >_> say so! +^.^ FEWDINyAND. uWu Admiw'd x3 Miwanda! +x3 What's deawest to x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! Full UwU many :3 a uWu wady +UwU I uWu have ey'd with best :33 wegawd; ÚwÚ and UwU many :3 a time +xDD Th' ;;w;; hawmony of uWu theiw tongues hath x3 into :3 bondage +Bwought x3 my ^w^ too ^w^ diwigent ^-^ eaw; fow sevewaw uWu viwtues +:3 Have UwU I ^-^ wik'd sevewaw UwU women, >_< nyevew xDD any +With UwU so full x3 souw, >_> but x3 some OwO defect uWu in her +Did ^-^ quawwew with x3 the uWu nyobwest xDD gwace ^.^ she x3 ow'd, +xDD And put >w< it to x3 the uWu foiw; >_> but UwU you, x3 O UwU you, +^w^ So :3 pewfect ÚwÚ and UwU so peewwess, OwO awe created +Of every ÚwÚ cweatuwe's ^w^ best! +MIWANDA. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow +x3 Onye of x3 my sex; nyo xDD woman's OwO face UwU wemembew, +>_< Save, from x3 my gwass, >_< minye >_> own; nor uWu have UwU I :3 seen +uWu Mowe :3 that UwU I OwO may caww ;;w;; men than UwU you, ÚwÚ good fwiend, +xDD And x3 my uWu deaw :33 fathew. How ;;w;; featuwes OwO awe >_> abwoad, +UwU I ^w^ am :33 skiwwess OwO of; but, ^.^ by x3 my OwO modesty, +uWu The jewel uWu in x3 my dowew, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish +x3 Any >_< companyion uWu in x3 the wowwd >_> but uWu you; +x3 Nyow ^.^ can xDD imaginyation >_< fowm :3 a UwU shape, +Besides yourself, to ^.^ wike uWu of. OwO But UwU I ^w^ pwattwe +xDD Something ^w^ too OwO wiwdwy, ÚwÚ and x3 my father's precepts +UwU I thewein UwU do >_> fowget. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. UwU I am, uWu in x3 my ^w^ condition, +^-^ A >_< pwince, ^.^ Miwanda; UwU I UwU do >_< think, :3 a UwU king- +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< so!-and ^.^ wouwd nyo ^.^ mowe OwO enduwe +This ÚwÚ wooden :3 swavewy than to suffew +uWu The fwesh-fwy ^w^ bwow x3 my xDD mouth. >w< Heaw x3 my :3 souw ^w^ speak: +uWu The xDD vewy x3 instant :3 that UwU I saw UwU you, uWu did +OwO My >_< heawt fwy to x3 youw ^w^ sewvice; there UwU wesides +;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me ;;w;; swave to uWu it; ÚwÚ and fow x3 youw ÚwÚ sake +^w^ Am UwU I ÚwÚ this patient ^w^ wog-man. +MIWANDA. Do xDD you wuv me? +^.^ FEWDINyAND. x3 O ^.^ heaven, x3 O earth, UwU beaw >_> witnyess to ÚwÚ this sound, +xDD And >_< cwown >_> what UwU I pwofess with uWu kind uWu event, +;;w;; If UwU I speak ^-^ twue! ;;w;; If howwowwy, xDD invewt +>_> What best >_> is ÚwÚ boded ;;w;; me to mischief! I, +^.^ Beyond aww wimit of >_> what >_> ewse :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, +Do xDD wuv, :33 pwize, honour OwO you. +MIWANDA. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >w< foow +;;w;; To xDD weep uWu at >_> what UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad uWu of. +PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] Faiw x3 encountew +Of >w< two UwU most OwO wawe uWu affections! ^w^ Heavens xDD wain xDD gwace +On :3 that which breeds ^-^ between OwO 'em! +^.^ FEWDINyAND. ÚwÚ Whewefowe xDD weep you? +MIWANDA. At >_< minye unwowthinyess, :3 that dawe nyot offer +>_> What UwU I ^.^ desiwe to give, ÚwÚ and much less OwO take +>_> What UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ die to :33 want. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is >w< twifwing; +xDD And aww x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< it >_> seeks to hide itself, +uWu The ;;w;; biggew >_< buwk >w< it shows. Hence, ^-^ bashfuw x3 cunnying! +xDD And prompt uWu me, uWu pwain ÚwÚ and >w< howy innocence! +UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw :3 wife, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww marry OwO me; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, I'll ^-^ die x3 youw ^-^ maid. ;;w;; To be x3 youw fewwow +>_> You OwO may UwU deny OwO me; >_> but I'll be x3 youw uWu sewvant, +Whethew xDD you xDD wiww ow >w< nyo. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. OwO My ^-^ mistwess, OwO deawest; +xDD And UwU I OwO thus humble ever. +MIWANDA. OwO My ^.^ husband, ^w^ then? +^.^ FEWDINyAND. Ay, with :3 a >_< heawt >_< as ^.^ wiwwing +;;w;; As :3 bondage ;;w;; e'ew of freedom. >_> Hewe's x3 my >w< hand. +MIWANDA. xDD And >_> minye, with x3 my >_< heawt ÚwÚ in't. xDD And nyow >_< faweweww +Tiww half >w< an >_> houw x3 hence. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. ^-^ A thousand thousand! +Exeunt FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and MIRANDA uWu sevewawwy +PWOSPEWO. ^w^ So uWu gwad of ÚwÚ this >_< as ;;w;; they UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be, +Who OwO awe suwpwis'd withal; >_> but x3 my >w< wejoicing +At >_< nyothing ^.^ can be more. I'll to x3 my book; +For yet ere OwO suppew time ^w^ must UwU I x3 pewfowm +Much business appertaining. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE 2 + +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< iswand + +Entew CALIBAN, OwO STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and TRINCULO + +STEPHANO. Teww nyot OwO me-when x3 the :3 butt >_> is x3 out ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink +>_< watew, nyot :3 a >_< dwop befowe; >_< thewefowe UwU beaw up, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ boawd +^.^ 'em. Sewvant-monstew, ÚwÚ dwink to x3 me. +:3 TWINCUWO. ;;w;; Sewvant-monstew! uWu The >w< fowwy of ÚwÚ this xDD iswand! ^-^ They +>_> say there's >_> but five ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >w< iswe: ^.^ we OwO awe >w< thwee of +OwO them; >_> if x3 th' othew >w< two be :33 bwain'd ^.^ wike us, x3 the >w< state +tottews. +STEPHANO. Dwink, sewvant-monstew, when UwU I bid ÚwÚ thee; >w< thy +eyes OwO awe almost uWu set uWu in >w< thy >_> head. +:3 TWINCUWO. Whewe >_> shouwd ;;w;; they be uWu set else? >w< He :3 wewe :3 a >_< bwave +monstew :33 indeed, >_> if ;;w;; they :3 wewe uWu set uWu in :33 his taiw. +STEPHANO. OwO My xDD man-monstew hath >w< dwown'd :33 his >_> tongue uWu in +:33 sack. For x3 my >_> pawt, x3 the sea ;;w;; cannyot x3 dwown OwO me; UwU I OwO swam, ere +UwU I couwd OwO wecuvw x3 the >w< showe, five ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thiwty weagues, x3 off +ÚwÚ and :3 on. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, xDD thou shalt be x3 my wieutenyant, +monster, ow x3 my xDD standawd. +:3 TWINCUWO. uWu Youw wieutenyant, >_> if xDD you x3 wist; uWu he's nyo xDD standawd. +STEPHANO. ^-^ We'ww nyot uWu wun, ;;w;; Monsieuw Monstew. +:3 TWINCUWO. x3 Nyow OwO go UwU nyeithew; >_> but you'ww >_< wie ^.^ wike xDD dogs, ÚwÚ and +yet >_> say >_< nyothing >_> nyeithew. +STEPHANO. :3 Moon-cawf, speak >_> once uWu in >w< thy :3 wife, >_> if xDD thou UwU beest +:3 a ÚwÚ good moon-cawf. +CALIBAN. How does >w< thy UwU honyouw? Let ;;w;; me >_> wick >w< thy >w< shoe. +I'll nyot serve him; ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^w^ vawiant. +:3 TWINCUWO. ^.^ Thou liest, UwU most ÚwÚ ignyowant monster: UwU I ^w^ am uWu in case +to >_> justwe :3 a :3 constabwe. Why, xDD thou uWu debosh'd ;;w;; fish, UwU thou, +UwU was there OwO evew x3 man :3 a x3 cowawd :3 that hath UwU dwunk UwU so much ^-^ sack +>_< as UwU I >w< to-day? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou tell :3 a monstwous wie, ^.^ being >_> but +half :33 fish ÚwÚ and half :3 a monstew? +CALIBAN. Lo, >w< how ^.^ he :3 mocks me! ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou wet :3 him, x3 my +xDD wowd? +:3 TWINCUWO. uWu 'Wowd' quoth OwO he! :33 That :3 a monstew >_> shouwd be xDD such +:3 a natural! +CALIBAN. Lo, wo x3 again! Bite ^.^ him to UwU death, UwU I UwU pwithee. +STEPHANO. OwO Twincuwo, >_< keep :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> tongue uWu in x3 youw head; >_> if +xDD you ^-^ pwuv :3 a mutinyeew-the :3 nyext twee! uWu The poor uWu monstew's +x3 my uWu subject, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot suffew indignity. +CALIBAN. UwU I >_> thank x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be pleas'd to +heawken >_> once again to x3 the >_> suit UwU I UwU made to thee? +STEPHANO. Marry xDD wiww x3 I; ^w^ knyeew ÚwÚ and wepeat uWu it; UwU I xDD wiww x3 stand, +ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU shaww ;;w;; Twincuwo. + +Entew ARIEL, invisible + +CALIBAN. ;;w;; As UwU I told uWu thee x3 befowe, UwU I ^w^ am x3 subject to :3 a ^w^ tywant, +sowcewew, :3 that ^.^ by :33 his x3 cunnying hath x3 cheated ;;w;; me of x3 the +iswand. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^.^ Thou liest. +CALIBAN. ^.^ Thou liest, xDD thou :3 jesting UwU monkey, :3 thou; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my uWu vawiant >_< mastew ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ destwoy thee. +UwU I UwU do nyot xDD wie. +STEPHANO. OwO Twincuwo, >_> if xDD you >_> twoubwe ^.^ him xDD any ^.^ mowe in's :33 tawe, +^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand, UwU I xDD wiww :33 suppwant x3 some of x3 youw teeth. +:3 TWINCUWO. Why, UwU I uWu said OwO nyothing. +STEPHANO. Mum, >w< then, ÚwÚ and nyo more. ;;w;; Pwoceed. +CALIBAN. UwU I say, ^.^ by sorcery ^.^ he ^w^ got ÚwÚ this iswe; +Fwom ;;w;; me ^.^ he ^w^ got :3 it. ;;w;; If >w< thy :33 gweatnyess xDD wiww +xDD Wevenge >w< it on him-for UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou uWu daw'st, +OwO But ÚwÚ this ^.^ thing dawe nyot- +STEPHANO. >w< That's UwU most cewtain. +CALIBAN. ^.^ Thou shalt be ;;w;; wowd of :33 it, ÚwÚ and I'll serve thee. +STEPHANO. How nyow UwU shaww ÚwÚ this be uWu compass'd? ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou +;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to x3 the x3 pawty? +CALIBAN. Yea, >w< yea, x3 my wowd; I'll yield ^.^ him uWu thee ^-^ asweep, +Whewe xDD thou uWu mayst :3 knyock :3 a nail x3 into :33 his >_> head. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^.^ Thou ^w^ wiest; xDD thou ;;w;; canst not. +CALIBAN. >_> What :3 a pied ninny's x3 this! ^.^ Thou ^.^ scuwvy xDD patch! +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech >w< thy greatness, UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ bwows, +xDD And OwO take :33 his bottwe from ^.^ him. x3 When ^w^ that's >_> gonye +>w< He UwU shaww ÚwÚ dwink >_< nyought >_> but xDD bwinye; fow I'll nyot x3 show ^.^ him +Whewe x3 the ^w^ quick OwO fweshes x3 awe. +STEPHANO. OwO Twincuwo, >w< wun x3 into nyo further xDD dangew; interrupt +x3 the monstew one ;;w;; wowd further x3 and, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand, I'll turn +x3 my xDD mewcy x3 out ^.^ o' doows, ÚwÚ and >_< make :3 a stock-fish of thee. +:3 TWINCUWO. Why, >_> what uWu did >_< I? UwU I uWu did OwO nyothing. I'll OwO go ^-^ fawthew +off. +STEPHANO. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot >_> say ^.^ he wied? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^.^ Thou liest. +STEPHANO. Do UwU I so? ^.^ Take xDD thou x3 that. :33 [Beats >w< him] ;;w;; As xDD you ^.^ wike +uWu this, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the >_< wie anyothew uWu time. +:3 TWINCUWO. UwU I uWu did nyot UwU give x3 the xDD wie. UwU Out ^.^ o' x3 youw :33 wits ÚwÚ and +hearing xDD too? ^-^ A uWu pox ^.^ o' x3 youw >_> bottwe! This ^.^ can ^-^ sack ÚwÚ and +UwU dwinking xDD do. ^-^ A ^.^ muwwain on x3 youw monster, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ deviw +OwO take x3 youw x3 fingews! +CALIBAN. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! +STEPHANO. >_> Nyow, forward with x3 youw ^w^ tawe.-Pwithee stand +further off. +CALIBAN. uWu Beat ^.^ him >_< enyough; ÚwÚ aftew :3 a xDD wittwe time, I'll xDD beat +^.^ him UwU too. +STEPHANO. ;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ fawthew. ^.^ Come, ^-^ pwoceed. +CALIBAN. Why, >_< as UwU I told ÚwÚ thee, UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; custom with ^.^ him +xDD I' x3 th' >_< aftewnyoon to ^w^ sweep; there xDD thou uWu mayst :3 bwain :3 him, +>_> Having xDD fiwst :3 seiz'd :33 his books; ow with :3 a log +Batter :33 his >w< skuww, ow ^.^ paunch ^.^ him with :3 a >w< stake, +:33 Ow :3 cut :33 his xDD wezand with >w< thy x3 knyife. ÚwÚ Wemembew +First to possess :33 his books; fow ^-^ without them +He's >_> but :3 a >_< sot, >_< as UwU I am, nor hath nyot +x3 Onye ^w^ spiwit to :33 command; ;;w;; they aww UwU do ^-^ hate ^.^ him +;;w;; As wootedwy >_< as ^.^ I. Burn >_> but :33 his uWu books. +>w< He >_> has >_< bwave ÚwÚ utensiws-fow UwU so ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws OwO them- +>_< Which, when ^.^ he >_> has :3 a house, he'ww deck uWu withaw. +xDD And :3 that UwU most deepwy to OwO considew >_> is +uWu The beauty of :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; ^.^ he >_< himsewf +^-^ Cawws her :3 a nonpareil. UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 a OwO woman +OwO But >w< onwy xDD Sycowax x3 my :3 dam ÚwÚ and ^.^ she; +OwO But ^.^ she >_< as uWu faw x3 suwpasseth xDD Sycowax +;;w;; As gweat'st does weast. +STEPHANO. Is >w< it UwU so >_< bwave :3 a lass? +CALIBAN. Ay, wowd; ^.^ she xDD wiww :33 become >w< thy ^.^ bed, UwU I warrant, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing uWu thee fowth >_< bwave xDD bwood. +STEPHANO. Monstew, UwU I xDD wiww OwO kiww ÚwÚ this xDD man; :33 his daughter ÚwÚ and UwU I +xDD wiww be ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Queen-save UwU ouw :33 Gwaces!-and ÚwÚ Twincuwo +ÚwÚ and >w< thysewf UwU shaww be viceroys. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ wike x3 the >_> pwot, +Twincuwo? +:3 TWINCUWO. OwO Excewwent. +STEPHANO. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand; UwU I ^w^ am sowwy UwU I xDD beat ÚwÚ thee; >_> but +OwO whiwe xDD thou ÚwÚ wiv'st, >_< keep :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> tongue uWu in >w< thy >_> head. +CALIBAN. OwO Within ÚwÚ this half >_> houw xDD wiww ^.^ he be asleep. +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ÚwÚ destwoy ^.^ him ^w^ then? +STEPHANO. Ay, on >_< minye honyouw. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. This xDD wiww UwU I tell x3 my master. +CALIBAN. ^.^ Thou xDD mak'st ;;w;; me ;;w;; mewwy; UwU I ^w^ am full of pleasure. +Let >_> us be xDD jocund; xDD wiww xDD you x3 twoww x3 the catch +>_> You ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me >_> but while-ere? +STEPHANO. At >w< thy ÚwÚ wequest, monster, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do weason, xDD any +reason. :3 Come ;;w;; on, OwO Twincuwo, wet >_> us ;;w;; sing. OwO [Sings] + +Flout x3 'em ÚwÚ and ;;w;; scout 'em, +xDD And ;;w;; scout x3 'em ÚwÚ and fwout >w< 'em; +;;w;; Thought >_> is >w< fwee. + +CALIBAN. >w< That's nyot x3 the x3 tunye. +[ARIEL plays x3 the tune on :3 a tabow ÚwÚ and >_> pipe] +STEPHANO. >_> What >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< same? +:3 TWINCUWO. This >_> is x3 the tune of UwU ouw UwU catch, pway'd ^.^ by x3 the +^-^ pictuwe of >w< Nyobody. +STEPHANO. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest :3 a ^w^ man, x3 show >w< thysewf uWu in >w< thy +xDD wikenyess; >_> if xDD thou UwU beest :3 a deviw, x3 take't >_< as xDD thou list. +:3 TWINCUWO. >_< O, :33 fowgive ;;w;; me x3 my >_> sins! +STEPHANO. >w< He :3 that dies >w< pays aww ÚwÚ debts. UwU I ^.^ defy thee. ^w^ Mewcy +;;w;; upon ÚwÚ us! +CALIBAN. Awt xDD thou ^w^ afeawd? +STEPHANO. :3 Nyo, monster, nyot ^.^ I. +CALIBAN. ^w^ Be nyot afeawd. uWu The isle >_> is full of noises, +Sounds, ÚwÚ and x3 sweet >_> aiws, :3 that UwU give OwO dewight, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ huwt not. +Sometimes :3 a thousand >w< twangwing instwuments +Will OwO hum about >_< minye ears; ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes UwU voices, +^.^ That, >_> if UwU I xDD then xDD had >_< wak'd ÚwÚ aftew ^-^ wong sweep, +Will >_< make ;;w;; me :33 sweep again; ÚwÚ and >w< then, uWu in UwU dweaming, +uWu The :33 cwouds >_> methought ^.^ wouwd open ÚwÚ and x3 show ^w^ wiches +Weady to >_< dwop ;;w;; upon uWu me, :3 that, when UwU I wak'd, +UwU I cried to dweam ;;w;; again. +STEPHANO. This xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 a >_< bwave ^w^ kingdom to uWu me, :3 whewe UwU I +UwU shaww uWu have x3 my uWu music fow OwO nyothing. +CALIBAN. x3 When Pwospewo >_> is destroy'd. +STEPHANO. :33 That UwU shaww be ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ;;w;; by; UwU I remember x3 the ;;w;; stowy. +:3 TWINCUWO. uWu The >_> sound >_> is x3 going :3 away; >_> wet's ;;w;; fowwow :33 it, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ aftew UwU do UwU ouw >w< wowk. +STEPHANO. :33 Wead, ÚwÚ monstew; we'll x3 fowwow. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd >_> see +ÚwÚ this ;;w;; tabowew; ^.^ he ways >w< it :3 on. +:3 TWINCUWO. ;;w;; Wiwt come? I'll follow, ^-^ Stephanyo. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu 3 + +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< iswand + +Entew ^.^ AWONSO, ^w^ SEBASTIAN, uWu ANTONyIO, xDD GONZAWO, ADRIAN, :3 FWANCISCO, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS + +uWu GONZAWO. xDD By'w ^.^ wakin, UwU I ^.^ can OwO go nyo further, siw; +OwO My ;;w;; owd bones ache. >_> Hewe's :3 a ^w^ maze trod, :33 indeed, +^.^ Thwough fowth-wights ÚwÚ and ;;w;; meandews! ^-^ By x3 youw patience, +UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must xDD west x3 me. +^-^ AWONSO. ^-^ Owd uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame ÚwÚ thee, +Who ^w^ am mysewf >_< attach'd with weariness +;;w;; To x3 th' ÚwÚ duwwing of x3 my :33 spiwits; sit down ÚwÚ and rest. +Even OwO hewe UwU I xDD wiww put x3 off x3 my hope, ÚwÚ and >_< keep >w< it +No longer fow x3 my UwU fwattewew; ^.^ he >_> is >w< dwown'd +;;w;; Whom OwO thus ^.^ we ^-^ stway to ^w^ find, ÚwÚ and x3 the sea :3 mocks +Our frustrate ^-^ seawch on xDD wand. xDD Weww, wet ^.^ him ÚwÚ go. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ [Aside to SEBASTIAN] UwU I ^w^ am >w< wight uWu gwad :3 that uWu he's +UwU so x3 out of ^-^ hope. +Do >_> nyot, fow one wepuwse, :3 fowgo x3 the OwO puwpose +:33 That xDD you :3 wesowv'd t' x3 effect. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ [Aside to UwU ANTONyIO] uWu The :3 nyext ^w^ advantage +Will ^.^ we OwO take OwO thwoughwy. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ [Aside to SEBASTIAN] Let >w< it be to-nyight; +For, nyow ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 oppwess'd with twavew, ;;w;; they +Will >_> nyot, nor cannot, use xDD such ^w^ vigiwance +;;w;; As when ;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ fwesh. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ [Aside to UwU ANTONyIO] UwU I say, to-nyight; nyo more. + +Solemn ÚwÚ and ;;w;; stwange >_> music; ÚwÚ and :33 PWOSPEWO on x3 the +ÚwÚ top, :33 invisibwe. Entew sevewaw ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; SHAPES, +x3 bwinging uWu in :3 a ^-^ banquet; ÚwÚ and UwU dance about >w< it with +^-^ gentwe ;;w;; actions of :3 sawutations; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; inviting x3 the +;;w;; KING, ^-^ etc., to uWu eat, ;;w;; they ÚwÚ depawt + +^-^ AWONSO. >_> What ;;w;; hawmony >_> is :3 this? OwO My ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, x3 hawk! +uWu GONZAWO. xDD Mawvewwous x3 sweet >_< music! +^-^ AWONSO. Give >_> us uWu kind keepers, OwO heavens! >_> What :3 wewe xDD these? +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A UwU wiving ÚwÚ dwowwewy. Now UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ bewieve +:33 That there OwO awe ^.^ unyicowns; :3 that uWu in xDD Awabia +>_> Thewe >_> is one tree, x3 the :33 phoenyix' throne, one ^w^ phoenyix +At ÚwÚ this >_> houw reigning-there. +>_> ANTONyIO. I'll ^-^ bewieve both; +xDD And >_> what does >_> ewse ^.^ want ^.^ cwedit, come to uWu me, +xDD And I'll be sworn UwU 'tis true; ÚwÚ twavewwews ^w^ nye'ew uWu did wie, +;;w;; Though foows uWu at ^.^ home >_< condemn ^.^ 'em. +uWu GONZAWO. ;;w;; If uWu in Nyapwes +UwU I >_> shouwd wepowt ÚwÚ this now, ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they ^-^ bewieve me? +;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd say, UwU I saw xDD such iswandews, +For cewtes these OwO awe OwO peopwe of x3 the island, +Who ^w^ though ;;w;; they OwO awe of monstwous xDD shape ^w^ yet, :3 nyote, +^-^ Theiw ^w^ mannyews OwO awe ^.^ mowe OwO gentwe-kind than of +Our human OwO genyewation xDD you UwU shaww find +ÚwÚ Many, x3 nyay, almost ÚwÚ any. +PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] :3 Honyest uWu wowd, +^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu said well; fow x3 some of xDD you there xDD pwesent +^w^ Awe xDD wowse than OwO deviws. +^-^ AWONSO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ too much >_< muse +>w< Such ^w^ shapes, xDD such ^w^ gestuwe, ÚwÚ and xDD such sound, expressing, +Awthough ;;w;; they ^.^ want x3 the use of ;;w;; tongue, :3 a uWu kind +Of :3 excewwent UwU dumb discourse. +PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] Praise uWu in >w< depawting. +xDD FWANCISCO. ^-^ They vanyish'd stwangewy. +:33 SEBASTIAN. No >w< mattew, xDD since +^-^ They uWu have left uWu theiw viands :3 behind; fow ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; stomachs. +Will't uWu pwease xDD you >_> taste of >_> what >_> is hewe? +^-^ AWONSO. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. +uWu GONZAWO. Faith, ^w^ siw, xDD you >_< nyeed nyot ;;w;; feaw. x3 When ^.^ we :3 wewe boys, +Who ^.^ wouwd ^-^ bewieve :3 that there :3 wewe xDD mountainyeews, +Dewwapp'd ^.^ wike >w< buwws, x3 whose ÚwÚ thwoats xDD had >_< hanging uWu at x3 'em +:3 Wawwets of flesh? ow :3 that there :3 wewe xDD such ;;w;; men +>_< Whose heads :33 stood uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ bweasts? which nyow ^.^ we find +x3 Each >_< puttew-out of five fow one xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing >_> us +^-^ Good :33 wawwant uWu of. +^-^ AWONSO. UwU I xDD wiww stand ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and UwU feed, +Awthough x3 my last; nyo >w< mattew, xDD since UwU I x3 feew +uWu The best >_> is past. UwU Bwothew, x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the ;;w;; Duke, +;;w;; Stand ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and UwU do >_< as >_< we. + +Thunder ÚwÚ and >_< wightnying. Entew ARIEL, ^.^ wike :3 a hawpy; +:3 cwaps :33 his x3 wings ;;w;; upon x3 the table; x3 and, with :3 a ^w^ quaint +>_< device, x3 the :33 banquet vanishes + +ÚwÚ AWIEW. >_> You OwO awe >w< thwee ;;w;; men of ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ whom :33 Destiny, +:33 That hath to UwU instwument ÚwÚ this >_< wowew wowwd +xDD And >_> what >_> is OwO in't, x3 the nyevew-suwfeited sea +>_< Hath OwO caus'd to :3 bewch x3 up uWu you; ÚwÚ and on ÚwÚ this >_< iswand +Whewe x3 man xDD doth nyot xDD inhabit-you ^w^ 'mongst ;;w;; men +uWu Being UwU most ^-^ unfit to wive. UwU I uWu have UwU made xDD you >w< mad; +xDD And even with >_< such-wike valour ;;w;; men ^w^ hang ÚwÚ and x3 dwown +^-^ Theiw OwO pwopew selves. +xDD [AWONSO, x3 SEBASTIAN ^-^ etc., dwaw uWu theiw >_< swowds] +>_> You uWu foows! UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ fewwows +^w^ Awe ministers of Fate; x3 the ÚwÚ ewements +Of ÚwÚ whom x3 youw :33 swowds OwO awe tempew'd OwO may >_< as weww +Wound x3 the ÚwÚ woud winds, ow with bemock'd-at >_> stabs +ÚwÚ Kiww x3 the stiww-cwosing ^.^ watews, >_< as xDD diminyish +x3 Onye >w< dowwe ^w^ that's uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ pwume; x3 my >_> fewwow-minyistews +^w^ Awe ^.^ wike invuwnyewabwe. ;;w;; If xDD you couwd hurt, +uWu Youw :33 swowds OwO awe nyow ^w^ too ;;w;; massy fow x3 youw strengths +xDD And xDD wiww nyot be x3 upwifted. OwO But :3 wemembew- +For ^w^ that's x3 my business to x3 you-that xDD you >w< thwee +Fwom Milan uWu did :33 suppwant ÚwÚ good >_> Pwospewo; +uWu Expos'd >w< unto x3 the :33 sea, which hath x3 wequit :33 it, +^w^ Him, ÚwÚ and :33 his innocent child; fow which fouw ^.^ deed +uWu The pow'rs, dewaying, nyot forgetting, uWu have +Incens'd x3 the seas ÚwÚ and ^-^ showes, >w< yea, aww x3 the :33 cweatuwes, +^w^ Against x3 youw peace. uWu Thee of >w< thy x3 son, Alonso, +^-^ They uWu have beweft; ÚwÚ and UwU do pwonyounce ^.^ by ;;w;; me +uWu Wing'wing perdition, xDD wowse than xDD any :33 death +UwU Can be uWu at ^w^ once, UwU shaww :33 step ^.^ by :33 step >_< attend +>_> You ÚwÚ and x3 youw x3 ways; x3 whose wraths to xDD guawd xDD you x3 fwom- +>_< Which UwU hewe, uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU most desolate isle, >_> ewse ^w^ fawws +>_> Upon x3 youw >_> heads-is >_< nyothing >_> but heart's >_> sowwow, +xDD And :3 a ^-^ cweaw >w< wife >_> ensuing. + +>w< He vanishes uWu in thundew; >w< then, to soft ^.^ music, enter +x3 the ÚwÚ SHAPES OwO again, ÚwÚ and xDD dance, with :3 mocks ÚwÚ and mows, +ÚwÚ and ^w^ cawwying x3 out x3 the tabwe + +PWOSPEWO. >_< Bwavewy x3 the xDD figuwe of ÚwÚ this :3 hawpy x3 hast xDD thou +Perform'd, x3 my Ariel; :3 a xDD gwace >w< it :33 had, >_> devouwing. +Of x3 my :33 instwuction x3 hast xDD thou >_< nyothing bated +^w^ In >_> what xDD thou >w< hadst to say; >_> so, with ÚwÚ good >w< wife +xDD And >w< obsewvation >_> stwange, x3 my >w< meanyew ministers +^-^ Theiw sevewaw >_> kinds uWu have ^-^ donye. OwO My xDD high chawms work, +xDD And these >_< minye >_< enyemies OwO awe aww >w< knyit x3 up +^w^ In uWu theiw distwactions. ^-^ They nyow OwO awe uWu in x3 my :33 pow'w; +xDD And uWu in these ^w^ fits UwU I OwO weave ÚwÚ them, OwO whiwe UwU I x3 visit +Young OwO Fewdinyand, ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they ^.^ suppose >_> is dwown'd, +xDD And :33 his ÚwÚ and >_< minye :3 wov'd UwU dawwing. uWu Exit :33 abuv +uWu GONZAWO. xDD I' x3 th' xDD nyame of ^-^ something ;;w;; howy, ^w^ siw, >w< why stand xDD you +^w^ In ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange :3 stawe? +^-^ AWONSO. >_< O, >w< it >_> is monstrous, UwU monstwous! +:33 Methought x3 the billows ;;w;; spoke, ÚwÚ and told ;;w;; me of uWu it; +uWu The >_< winds uWu did ^.^ sing >w< it to OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 the thundew, +:33 That >_> deep ÚwÚ and :3 dweadfuw organ-pipe, ^-^ pwonyounc'd +uWu The xDD nyame of x3 Pwospew; >w< it uWu did ^w^ bass x3 my trespass. +Therefore x3 my >_< son :33 i' x3 th' :3 ooze >_> is >_> bedded; ÚwÚ and +I'll >_> seek ^.^ him deeper than ;;w;; e'ew xDD pwummet sounded, +xDD And with ^.^ him there >_< wie ^w^ mudded. uWu Exit +:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO But one >_< fiend uWu at :3 a time, +I'll >w< fight uWu theiw legions >_< o'ew. +>_> ANTONyIO. I'll be >w< thy >w< second. Exeunt x3 SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ANTONyIO +uWu GONZAWO. All >w< thwee of them OwO awe ^-^ despewate; uWu theiw great guilt, +Wike x3 poison UwU given to ^.^ wowk :3 a great time after, +Now UwU gins to ^-^ bite x3 the spiwits. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, +:33 That OwO awe of uWu suppwew uWu joints, ;;w;; fowwow them swiftwy, +xDD And ^w^ hindew them from >_> what ÚwÚ this >w< ecstasy +^-^ May nyow ;;w;; pwovoke them ;;w;; to. +ADWIAN. ÚwÚ Fowwow, UwU I pray OwO you. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 + +^.^ Befowe >_> PWOSPEWO'S cell + +Entew x3 PWOSPEWO, OwO FEWDINyAND, ÚwÚ and MIRANDA + +PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu have ^w^ too :3 austewewy punyish'd UwU you, +uWu Youw ^-^ compensation x3 makes amends; fow +:3 Have UwU given xDD you OwO hewe :3 a thiwd of >_< minye UwU own :3 wife, +:33 Ow :3 that fow which UwU I ÚwÚ wive; who >_> once again +UwU I xDD tendew to >w< thy >w< hand. All >w< thy ;;w;; vexations +^.^ Wewe >_> but x3 my uWu twiaws of >w< thy xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and xDD thou +Hast OwO stwangewy :33 stood x3 the >_< test; UwU hewe, ^-^ afowe ^.^ heaven, +UwU I ^-^ watify ÚwÚ this x3 my rich uWu gift. x3 O ^-^ Fewdinyand! +Do nyot ;;w;; smiwe uWu at ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I boast her ^w^ off, +For xDD thou shalt find ^.^ she xDD wiww outstwip aww >_< pwaise, +xDD And >_< make >w< it UwU hawt x3 behind her. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve >w< it +^w^ Against >w< an owacwe. +PWOSPEWO. Then, >_< as x3 my :3 gift, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye UwU own >w< acquisition +>_> Wowt'hiwy :33 puwchas'd, OwO take x3 my >w< daughtew. OwO But +;;w;; If xDD thou dost bweak her virgin-knot >w< befowe +All ;;w;; sanctimonyious uWu cewemonyies OwO may +With full ÚwÚ and >w< howy ^-^ wite be >_> minyist'wed, +No x3 sweet aspewsion UwU shaww x3 the heavens wet faww +;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ contwact gwow; >_> but ^-^ bawwen hate, +>_> Souw-ey'd OwO disdain, ÚwÚ and :33 discowd, UwU shaww ^w^ bestwew +uWu The >w< unyion of x3 youw x3 bed with UwU weeds UwU so woathwy +:33 That xDD you UwU shaww ^-^ hate >w< it xDD both. Therefore OwO take ^-^ heed, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ Hymen's >w< wamps UwU shaww >w< wight OwO you. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU hope +For :33 quiet uWu days, >w< faiw ^w^ issue, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong :3 wife, +With xDD such wuv >_< as UwU 'tis now, x3 the >_< muwkiest ^.^ den, +uWu The UwU most opportune pwace, x3 the stwong'st ^w^ suggestion +Our >_> wowsew ^w^ genyius ^-^ can, UwU shaww >_< nyevew :3 mewt +Mine honour x3 into x3 wust, to OwO take OwO away +uWu The UwU edge of :3 that day's celebration, +x3 When UwU I UwU shaww think ow x3 Phoebus' OwO steeds OwO awe foundew'd +:33 Ow >w< Nyight :33 kept ^.^ chain'd below. +PWOSPEWO. OwO Faiwwy >_> spoke. +>_> Sit, >w< then, ÚwÚ and tawk with >w< hew; ^.^ she >_> is ^.^ thinye own. +What, Awiew! x3 my >_< industwious uWu sewvant, Awiew! + +Entew uWu AWIEW + +ÚwÚ AWIEW. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 my x3 potent ÚwÚ mastew? :3 Hewe UwU I am. +PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< meanyew ^w^ fewwows x3 youw >w< wast OwO sewvice +Did ^-^ wowthiwy perform; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must use xDD you +^w^ In xDD such anyothew ^.^ twick. Go ;;w;; bwing x3 the wabbwe, +^w^ O'ew ÚwÚ whom UwU I UwU give uWu thee pow'r, OwO hewe to ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. +x3 Incite them to ^w^ quick >w< motion; fow UwU I ^w^ must +Bestow ;;w;; upon x3 the eyes of ÚwÚ this xDD young coupwe +;;w;; Some vanyity of >_< minye awt; >w< it >_> is x3 my ;;w;; pwomise, +xDD And ;;w;; they >_< expect >w< it from x3 me. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. x3 Pwesentwy? +PWOSPEWO. Ay, with :3 a ^-^ twink. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^.^ Befowe xDD you ^.^ can >_> say ^w^ 'come' ÚwÚ and :33 'go,' +xDD And ;;w;; bweathe twice, ÚwÚ and cwy 'so, :3 so,' +x3 Each one, ;;w;; twipping on :33 his toe, +Will be OwO hewe with :3 mop ÚwÚ and uWu mow. +Do xDD you wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ mastew? uWu Nyo? +PWOSPEWO. Dearly, x3 my xDD dewicate Ariel. Do nyot appwoach +Tiww xDD thou dost hear ;;w;; me :33 caww. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. Well! UwU I x3 conceive. uWu Exit +PWOSPEWO. Wook xDD thou be true; UwU do nyot UwU give ^-^ dawwiance +Too much x3 the rein; x3 the OwO stwongest >w< oaths OwO awe >w< stwaw +;;w;; To x3 th' fire :33 i' x3 th' blood. ^w^ Be ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ abstemious, +:33 Ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ good >w< nyight x3 youw vow! +^.^ FEWDINyAND. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, ^w^ siw, +uWu The ^-^ white UwU cowd ;;w;; viwgin >w< snyow ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< heawt +UwU Abates x3 the xDD awdouw of x3 my liver. +PWOSPEWO. Well! +Now come, x3 my ;;w;; Awiew, ;;w;; bwing :3 a corollary, +Rather than ^.^ want :3 a uWu spiwit; ^.^ appeaw, ÚwÚ and OwO pewtwy. +No >_< tongue! All xDD eyes! ^w^ Be ^-^ siwent. [Soft music] + +Entew IRIS + +>w< IWIS. >w< Cewes, UwU most ^.^ bounteous UwU wady, >w< thy rich leas +Of ÚwÚ wheat, UwU wye, >_> bawwey, OwO vetches, uWu oats, ÚwÚ and :33 pease; +x3 Thy >w< tuwfy >_< mountains, :3 whewe ^w^ wive >_< nyibbwing ;;w;; sheep, +xDD And flat :33 meads >w< thatch'd with ^w^ stuvw, them to UwU keep; +x3 Thy uWu banks with :3 pionyed ÚwÚ and >w< twiwwed ^w^ bwims, +>_< Which >_< spongy ;;w;; Apwiw uWu at >w< thy hest betwims, +;;w;; To >_< make UwU cowd :3 nymphs >w< chaste cwowns; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> bwoom gwuvs, +>_< Whose :3 shadow x3 the :3 dismissed >w< bachewow wuvs, +uWu Being wass-wown; >w< thy pole-clipt vineyard; +xDD And >w< thy :33 sea-mawge, sterile ÚwÚ and rocky hawd, +Whewe xDD thou >w< thysewf dost >_> aiw-the xDD Queen ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 sky, +>_< Whose ^.^ wat'wy ^-^ awch ÚwÚ and :3 messengew ^w^ am I, +:3 Bids uWu thee OwO weave :3 these; ÚwÚ and with her suvweign gwace, +:3 Hewe on ÚwÚ this gwass-pwot, uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD vewy pwace, +;;w;; To come ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spowt. :3 Hew xDD peacocks fwy amain. +[JUNyO ^.^ descends uWu in her x3 caw] +uWu Appwoach, rich >w< Cewes, her to entertain. + +Entew OwO CEWES + +CERES. >w< Haiw, uWu many-cowouwed ^w^ messengew, :3 that ^w^ nye'ew +uWu Dost :33 disobey x3 the >w< wife of Jupiter; +UwU Who, with >w< thy x3 saffwon wings, ;;w;; upon x3 my flow'rs +^w^ Diffusest honey ÚwÚ dwops, x3 wefweshing show'ws; +xDD And with >_< each >w< end of >w< thy blue bow dost >_< cwown +OwO My OwO bosky acres ÚwÚ and x3 my unshrubb'd ;;w;; down, +Wich scarf to x3 my OwO pwoud OwO eawth-why hath >w< thy xDD Queen +x3 Summon'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ hithew to ÚwÚ this showt-gwass'd green? +>w< IWIS. ^-^ A ÚwÚ contwact of true wuv to celebrate, +xDD And x3 some donyation freely to estate +On x3 the bwest ;;w;; wuvws. +CERES. Teww uWu me, ^-^ heavenwy UwU bow, +;;w;; If :3 Venyus ow her x3 son, >_< as xDD thou dost knyow, +Do nyow >_< attend x3 the Queen? Since ;;w;; they uWu did :3 pwot +uWu The means :3 that ÚwÚ dusky ^.^ Dis x3 my daughter OwO got, +:3 Hew ÚwÚ and her ^w^ bwind boy's scandal'd >_< company +UwU I uWu have forsworn. +>w< IWIS. Of her >w< society +^w^ Be nyot afraid. UwU I >w< met her :33 Deity +uWu Cutting x3 the :33 cwouds uWu towawds ;;w;; Paphos, ÚwÚ and her >_< son +xDD Duv-dwawn with her. :3 Hewe xDD thought ;;w;; they to uWu have donye +;;w;; Some >_< wanton >_> chawm ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this x3 man ÚwÚ and ;;w;; maid, +>_< Whose x3 vows OwO awe :3 that nyo ^w^ bed-wite UwU shaww be paid +Tiww ÚwÚ Hymen's :33 towch be xDD wighted; >_> but uWu in OwO vain. +Maws's :3 hot uWu minyion >_> is wetuwn'd again; +:3 Hew x3 waspish-headed >_< son >_> has broke :33 his awwows, +UwU Sweaws ^.^ he xDD wiww >w< shoot nyo >_> mowe, >_> but :33 pway with spawwows, +xDD And be :3 a ;;w;; boy >w< wight OwO out. [JUNyO UwU awights] +CERES. :33 Highest xDD Queen of ^-^ State, +UwU Gweat >_< Junyo, ;;w;; comes; UwU I ^.^ knyow her ^.^ by her gait. +JUNyO. How does x3 my ^.^ bounteous ^-^ sistew? Go with ;;w;; me +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ this twain, :3 that ;;w;; they OwO may :33 pwospewous be, +xDD And :3 honyouw'd uWu in uWu theiw UwU issue. ^w^ [They sing] +JUNyO. Honour, ÚwÚ wiches, ;;w;; mawwiage-bwessing, +OwO Wong continyuance, ÚwÚ and incweasing, +:3 Houwwy joys be still ;;w;; upon you! +>_> Junyo ^-^ sings her bwessings on OwO you. +CERES. Eawth's UwU incwease, ÚwÚ foison OwO pwenty, +;;w;; Bawns ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gamews >_< nyevew >w< empty; +UwU Vinyes with >w< cwust'wing bunches UwU gwowing, +OwO Pwants with xDD goodwy buwden ^-^ bowing; +Spwing come to xDD you uWu at x3 the ^.^ fawthest, +^w^ In x3 the xDD vewy >w< end of hawvest! +Scawcity ÚwÚ and ^.^ want UwU shaww UwU shun UwU you, +Cewes' >_> bwessing UwU so >_> is on OwO you. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. This >_> is :3 a UwU most :3 majestic xDD vision, ÚwÚ and +Hawmonyious >_> chawmingwy. ^-^ May UwU I be bold +;;w;; To think these x3 spiwits? +PWOSPEWO. Spiwits, which ^.^ by >_< minye awt +UwU I uWu have from uWu theiw confines ^w^ caww'd to >_< enyact +OwO My xDD pwesent ^w^ fancies. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. Let ;;w;; me ^w^ wive OwO hewe evew; +^w^ So OwO wawe :3 a x3 wond'wed >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu wise +:3 Makes ÚwÚ this :33 pwace xDD Pawadise. +[JUNyO ÚwÚ and OwO CEWES UwU whispew, ÚwÚ and >_> send IRIS on empwoyment] +PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Sweet now, OwO siwence; +>_> Junyo ÚwÚ and >w< Cewes whisper ^.^ sewiouswy. +>_> Thewe's ^-^ something >_> ewse to do; >_< hush, ÚwÚ and be xDD mute, +:33 Ow >_> ewse UwU ouw speww >_> is marr'd. +>w< IWIS. >_> You xDD nymphs, ^w^ caww'd Nyaiads, of x3 the wind'wing :33 bwooks, +With x3 youw :3 sedg'd :3 cwowns ÚwÚ and OwO evew UwU hawmwess looks, +Weave x3 youw ^.^ cwisp channels, ÚwÚ and on ÚwÚ this green ÚwÚ wand +Answer x3 youw summons; >_> Junyo does >_> command. +^.^ Come, ^w^ tempewate xDD nymphs, ÚwÚ and OwO hewp to cewebwate +^-^ A ÚwÚ contwact of true love; be nyot ^w^ too UwU wate. + +Entew xDD cewtain x3 NYMPHS + +>_> You >w< sun-buwnt sickwemen, of August OwO weawy, +:3 Come ÚwÚ hithew from x3 the ^w^ fuwwow, ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; mewwy; +^-^ Make holiday; x3 youw OwO wye-stwaw ÚwÚ hats put ;;w;; on, +xDD And these >w< fwesh :3 nymphs x3 encountew every one +^w^ In countwy footing. + +Entew xDD cewtain REAPERS, ;;w;; pwopewwy >_> habited; ;;w;; they ^w^ join +with x3 the x3 NYMPHS uWu in :3 a ^.^ gwacefuw dance; uWu towawds x3 the +>w< end xDD wheweof :33 PWOSPEWO starts suddenly, ÚwÚ and speaks, +ÚwÚ aftew ^w^ which, to :3 a >_> stwange, hollow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ confused +noise, ;;w;; they >_> heaviwy :3 vanyish + +PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] UwU I xDD had fowgot :3 that fouw conspiracy +Of x3 the beast uWu Cawiban ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 confedewates +^w^ Against x3 my :33 wife; x3 the minyute of uWu theiw :3 pwot +Is almost x3 come. :33 [To x3 the SPIWITS] Weww donye; avoid; nyo +uWu mowe! +^.^ FEWDINyAND. This >_> is :3 stwange; x3 youw father's uWu in x3 some passion +:33 That wowks ^.^ him stwongwy. +MIWANDA. xDD Nyevew >w< tiww ÚwÚ this day +^.^ Saw UwU I ^.^ him touch'd with ÚwÚ angew UwU so distemper'd. +PWOSPEWO. >_> You UwU do look, x3 my x3 son, uWu in :3 a x3 mov'd sort, +;;w;; As >_> if xDD you :3 wewe ÚwÚ dismay'd; be OwO cheewfuw, sir. +Our :3 wevews nyow OwO awe ended. ;;w;; These UwU ouw actors, +;;w;; As UwU I UwU fowetowd UwU you, :3 wewe aww ^.^ spiwits, ÚwÚ and +^w^ Awe mewted x3 into air, x3 into >_< thin air; +^.^ And, ^.^ wike x3 the basewess fabric of ÚwÚ this xDD vision, +uWu The cwoud-capp'd UwU towews, x3 the gowgeous pawaces, +uWu The solemn ^w^ tempwes, x3 the great globe itself, +Yea, aww which >w< it OwO inhewit, UwU shaww >w< dissowve, +^.^ And, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this insubstantiaw pageant uWu faded, +Weave nyot :3 a ^.^ wack behind. We OwO awe xDD such ^w^ stuff +;;w;; As x3 dweams OwO awe UwU made xDD on; ÚwÚ and UwU ouw xDD wittwe >w< wife +Is wounded with :3 a OwO sweep. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am >_> vex'd; +ÚwÚ Beaw with x3 my ÚwÚ weaknyess; x3 my ;;w;; owd :3 bwain >_> is troubled; +^w^ Be nyot distuwb'd with x3 my infiwmity. +;;w;; If xDD you be >_< pweas'd, uWu wetiwe x3 into x3 my cell +xDD And there ^.^ wepose; :3 a turn ow >w< two I'll UwU wawk +;;w;; To still x3 my beating :33 mind. +OwO FEWDINyAND, MIWANDA. We ÚwÚ wish x3 youw peace. Exeunt +PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Come, with :3 a thought. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, Ariel; x3 come. + +Entew uWu AWIEW + +ÚwÚ AWIEW. x3 Thy >_< thoughts UwU I ÚwÚ cweave ;;w;; to. x3 What's >w< thy pweasuwe? +PWOSPEWO. :33 Spiwit, +We ^w^ must >_> pwepawe to :3 meet with >w< Cawiban. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. Ay, x3 my commander. x3 When UwU I pwesented >_> 'Cewes.' +UwU I xDD thought to uWu have told uWu thee of uWu it; >_> but UwU I feaw'd +Lest UwU I ^w^ might ÚwÚ angew thee. +PWOSPEWO. x3 Say OwO again, :3 whewe :33 didst xDD thou OwO weave these OwO vawwets? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I told UwU you, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD wed-hot with drinking; +^w^ So full of valour :3 that ;;w;; they xDD smote x3 the ^w^ aiw +For :33 bweathing uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ faces; xDD beat x3 the x3 gwound +For xDD kissing of uWu theiw feet; yet awways x3 bending +Towards uWu theiw ^w^ pwoject. UwU Then UwU I xDD beat x3 my >_> tabow, +At which ^.^ wike :3 unback'd ^w^ cowts ;;w;; they pwick'd uWu theiw ;;w;; eaws, +ÚwÚ Advanc'd uWu theiw xDD eyewids, wifted x3 up uWu theiw :33 nyoses +;;w;; As ;;w;; they >_< smewt >_> music; UwU so UwU I chawm'd uWu theiw cars, +:33 That cawf-wike ;;w;; they x3 my ^.^ wowing follow'd ^w^ thwough +^-^ Tooth'd bwiews, ^-^ shawp OwO fuwzes, pricking ÚwÚ goss, ÚwÚ and thowns, +>_< Which ^w^ ent'wed uWu theiw frail ^.^ shins. At >w< wast UwU I left them +xDD I' x3 th' :33 fiwthy mantwed >_> poow ^w^ beyond x3 youw cell, +>_> Thewe UwU dancing x3 up to x3 th' UwU chins, :3 that x3 the fouw wake +^-^ O'ewstunk uWu theiw xDD feet. +PWOSPEWO. This UwU was weww :33 donye, x3 my xDD biwd. +x3 Thy xDD shape invisible ^.^ wetain xDD thou xDD stiww. +uWu The OwO twumpewy uWu in x3 my house, OwO go ;;w;; bwing >w< it ÚwÚ hithew +For ÚwÚ stawe to catch these >_< thieves. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I x3 go, UwU I ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit +PWOSPEWO. ^-^ A deviw, :3 a bown deviw, on x3 whose ÚwÚ nyatuwe +uWu Nyuwtuwe ^.^ can >_< nyevew UwU stick; on ÚwÚ whom x3 my pains, +>_> Humanyewy >_< taken, all, aww :3 wost, quite ^.^ wost; +xDD And >_< as with age :33 his >w< body xDD ugwiew >_> gwows, +^w^ So :33 his ^-^ mind cankews. UwU I xDD wiww pwague them all, +Even to x3 woawing. + +^.^ We-entew ARIEL, ^w^ woaden with gwistewing ^w^ appawew, &c. + +^.^ Come, ^w^ hang them on ÚwÚ this ^.^ winye. +[PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and uWu AWIEW >_< wemain, uWu invisibwe] + +Entew CALIBAN, OwO STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and TRINCULO, aww wet + +CALIBAN. >_> Pway UwU you, ;;w;; twead softly, :3 that x3 the ^w^ bwind ^.^ mowe OwO may nyot +>w< Heaw :3 a :33 foot uWu faww; ^.^ we nyow OwO awe nyeaw :33 his >w< ceww. +STEPHANO. Monstew, x3 youw >_> faiwy, which xDD you >_> say >_> is :3 a UwU hawmwess +>_> faiwy, >_> has donye xDD wittwe xDD bettew than pway'd x3 the x3 Jack with >_> us. +:3 TWINCUWO. Monstew, UwU I UwU do smell aww howse-piss uWu at which x3 my +x3 nyose >_> is uWu in great xDD indignyation. +STEPHANO. ^w^ So >_> is ^w^ minye. Do xDD you heaw, monstew? ;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd +OwO take :3 a >_< dispweasuwe OwO against UwU you, wook :3 you- +:3 TWINCUWO. ^.^ Thou OwO wewt >_> but :3 a wost ^.^ monstew. +CALIBAN. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy ^.^ favouw xDD stiww. +^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, fow x3 the >w< pwize I'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to +Shall >_< hoodwink ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ mischance; >_< thewefowe speak ^w^ softwy. +^-^ Aww's UwU hush'd >_< as ;;w;; midnyight >_> yet. +:3 TWINCUWO. Ay, >_> but to wose UwU ouw bottles uWu in x3 the pool! +STEPHANO. >_> Thewe >_> is nyot >w< onwy xDD disgwace ÚwÚ and x3 dishonyouw uWu in +:3 that, monster, >_> but >w< an :3 infinyite loss. +:3 TWINCUWO. >w< That's ^.^ mowe to ;;w;; me than x3 my :33 wetting; yet ÚwÚ this >_> is +x3 youw UwU hawmwess >_> faiwy, ^.^ monstew. +STEPHANO. UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch x3 off x3 my >_> bottwe, ^w^ though UwU I be ^-^ o'ew +OwO eaws fow x3 my uWu wabouw. +CALIBAN. Prithee, x3 my OwO king, be ÚwÚ quiet. OwO Seest xDD thou UwU hewe, +This >_> is x3 the xDD mouth ^.^ o' x3 th' cell; nyo noise, ÚwÚ and enter. +Do :3 that ÚwÚ good ^-^ mischief which OwO may >_< make ÚwÚ this >_< iswand +OwO Thinye UwU own fow ever, ÚwÚ and I, >w< thy >_< Cawiban, +For ^.^ aye >w< thy foot-wickew. +STEPHANO. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. UwU I UwU do x3 begin to uWu have bwoody +>w< thoughts. +:3 TWINCUWO. x3 O ^w^ King ^w^ Stephanyo! x3 O OwO peew! x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ Stephanyo! +Wook >_> what :3 a wardrobe OwO hewe >_> is fow uWu thee! +CALIBAN. Let >w< it ^-^ awonye, xDD thou foow; >w< it >_> is >_> but xDD twash. +:3 TWINCUWO. >_< O, :3 ho, ÚwÚ monstew; ^.^ we ^.^ knyow >_> what ^-^ bewongs to :3 a +x3 fwippewy. x3 O ^w^ King ^w^ Stephanyo! +STEPHANO. >_> Put x3 off :3 that x3 gown, UwU Twincuwo; ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand, I'll +uWu have :3 that xDD gown. +:3 TWINCUWO. x3 Thy Gwace UwU shaww uWu have :3 it. +CALIBAN. uWu The dwopsy x3 dwown ÚwÚ this foow! >_> What UwU do xDD you >_> mean +;;w;; To >_> dote OwO thus on xDD such wuggage? Let 't ^-^ awonye, +xDD And UwU do x3 the murder fiwst. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >w< awake, +Fwom toe to >_< cwown he'ww ^w^ fiww UwU ouw ÚwÚ skins with ^w^ pinches; +^-^ Make >_> us ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; stuff. +STEPHANO. ^w^ Be xDD you ^w^ quiet, ^.^ monstew. Mistress xDD winye, >_> is nyot +ÚwÚ this x3 my jewkin? Now >_> is x3 the x3 jewkin :33 undew x3 the ^w^ winye; now, +^-^ jewkin, xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to wose x3 youw hair, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv :3 a ;;w;; bawd +:33 jewkin. +:3 TWINCUWO. UwU Do, xDD do. We ^.^ steaw ^.^ by winye ÚwÚ and UwU wevew, UwU an't ^.^ wike +x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +STEPHANO. UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow :3 that >_> jest; hewe's :3 a ^.^ gawment +xDD fow't. Wit UwU shaww nyot OwO go >_< unwewawded OwO whiwe UwU I ^w^ am x3 king of +ÚwÚ this country. 'Steaw ^.^ by winye ÚwÚ and >_< wevew' >_> is >w< an :3 excewwent +pass of OwO pate; there's anyothew garmet xDD fow't. +:3 TWINCUWO. Monstew, come, put x3 some wime ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ fingews, +ÚwÚ and OwO away with x3 the rest. +CALIBAN. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >_< nyonye ^.^ on't. We UwU shaww wose UwU ouw time, +xDD And aww be >_> tuwn'd to >_< bawnyacwes, ow to >_< apes +With >_< foweheads ÚwÚ viwwainyous wow. +STEPHANO. Monstew, ;;w;; way-to x3 youw x3 fingews; OwO hewp to UwU beaw ÚwÚ this +OwO away :3 whewe x3 my x3 hogshead of winye ;;w;; is, ow I'll turn xDD you x3 out +of x3 my >_> kingdom. Go ^.^ to, carry UwU this. +:3 TWINCUWO. xDD And UwU this. +STEPHANO. Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU this. + +^-^ A noise of huntews :3 beawd. Entew divers SPIWITS, uWu in +xDD shape of ^.^ dogs ÚwÚ and uWu hounds, :33 bunting them >_> about; +:33 PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and uWu AWIEW >w< setting them on + +PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; Hey, Mountain, >_> hey! +ÚwÚ AWIEW. Silver! there >w< it :33 goes, Silver! +PWOSPEWO. OwO Fuwy, Fuwy! There, ÚwÚ Tywant, thewe! Hawk, x3 hawk! +[CAWIBAN, OwO STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and TRINCULO OwO awe driven out] +Go :3 chawge x3 my gobwins :3 that ;;w;; they grind uWu theiw xDD joints +With xDD dwy convulsions, showten x3 up uWu theiw sinews +With ^-^ aged ;;w;; cwamps, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe pinch-spotted >_< make them +Than pawd ow :33 cat ^.^ o' x3 mountain. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. Hawk, ;;w;; they >w< woaw. +PWOSPEWO. Let them be ^w^ hunted soundly. At ÚwÚ this >_> houw +Lies uWu at x3 my xDD mewcy aww >_< minye enemies. +^.^ Showtwy UwU shaww aww x3 my uWu wabouws ^w^ end, ÚwÚ and xDD thou +>_> Shawt uWu have x3 the ^w^ aiw uWu at x3 fweedom; fow :3 a xDD wittwe +ÚwÚ Fowwow, ÚwÚ and UwU do ;;w;; me service. 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On x3 the uWu sixth houw; uWu at which time, x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> You uWu said UwU ouw ^.^ wowk >_> shouwd >_> cease. +PWOSPEWO. UwU I uWu did >_> say >_> so, +x3 When xDD fiwst UwU I >_> wais'd x3 the ;;w;; tempest. Say, x3 my ^-^ spiwit, +How fawes x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and ^-^ 's :33 fowwowews? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. Confin'd togethew +^w^ In x3 the same fashion >_< as xDD you uWu gave uWu in chawge; +;;w;; Just >_< as xDD you left OwO them; aww pwisonyews, ^w^ siw, +^w^ In x3 the line-grove which >w< weathew-fends x3 youw cell; +^-^ They ;;w;; cannyot :3 budge >w< tiww x3 youw :3 wewease. uWu The OwO King, +ÚwÚ His brother, ÚwÚ and >_< youws, abide aww >w< thwee distwacted, +xDD And x3 the ^.^ wemaindew >w< mouwnying uvw ÚwÚ them, +Bwim full of sorrow ÚwÚ and ^-^ dismay; >_> but ^.^ chiefwy +xDD Him xDD you ;;w;; tewm'd, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ 'the ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd uWu wowd, Gonzawo'; +ÚwÚ His tears >w< wun down :33 his UwU beawd, ^.^ wike winter's ^.^ dwops +Fwom ^.^ eaves of reeds. uWu Youw >_> chawm UwU so >_< stwongwy wowks x3 'em +:33 That >_> if xDD you nyow beheld them x3 youw affections +Wouwd :33 become tendew. +PWOSPEWO. uWu Dost xDD thou think >_> so, spiwit? +ÚwÚ AWIEW. Mine :3 wouwd, ^w^ siw, :3 wewe UwU I human. +PWOSPEWO. xDD And >_< minye >_< shaww. +Hast UwU thou, which awt >_> but air, :3 a xDD touch, :3 a :33 feewing +Of uWu theiw UwU affwictions, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww nyot myself, +x3 Onye of uWu theiw ;;w;; kind, :3 that wewish aww >_< as shawpwy, +:3 Passion >_< as >w< they, be OwO kindwiew x3 mov'd than xDD thou awt? +;;w;; Though with uWu theiw xDD high >_< wwongs UwU I ^w^ am >w< stwuck to x3 th' quick, +ÚwÚ Yet with x3 my >w< nyobwew reason uWu 'gainst x3 my UwU fuwy +Do UwU I OwO take ^w^ pawt; x3 the ;;w;; wawew uWu action >_> is +^w^ In viwtue than uWu in uWu vengeance; ;;w;; they ^.^ being penitent, +uWu The sole dwift of x3 my OwO puwpose xDD doth :3 extend +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a fwown fuwthew. Go wewease ÚwÚ them, Ariel; +OwO My chawms I'll break, uWu theiw :33 senses I'll ;;w;; westowe, +xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww be x3 themsewves. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. I'll :3 fetch ÚwÚ them, sir. uWu Exit +PWOSPEWO. ^-^ Ye OwO ewves of ;;w;; hiwws, :33 bwooks, >_< standing wakes, ÚwÚ and +^-^ gwuvs; +xDD And OwO ye :3 that on x3 the UwU sands with :33 pwintwess :33 foot +Do OwO chase x3 the UwU ebbing Neptune, ÚwÚ and UwU do fwy ^.^ him +x3 When ^.^ he x3 comes back; xDD you ÚwÚ demi-puppets :3 that +^-^ By uWu moonshinye UwU do x3 the green :3 souw ringlets ;;w;; make, +:3 Wheweof x3 the ewe nyot xDD bites; ÚwÚ and xDD you x3 whose >w< pastime +Is to >_< make ;;w;; midnyight mushwooms, :3 that rejoice +;;w;; To hear x3 the solemn ^-^ cuwfew; ^.^ by x3 whose UwU aid- +>_> Weak >w< mastews ^w^ though OwO ye be-I uWu have >w< be-dimm'd +uWu The UwU nyoontide sun, ^w^ caww'd fowth x3 the mutinyous winds, +xDD And 'twixt x3 the green sea ÚwÚ and x3 the azuw'd >_< vauwt +Set xDD woawing waw. ;;w;; To x3 the xDD dwead >_> wattwing >_> thundew +:3 Have UwU I UwU given ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and wifted Juv's :33 stout ÚwÚ oak +With :33 his UwU own >_> bowt; x3 the ÚwÚ stwong-bas'd ^w^ pwomontowy +:3 Have UwU I UwU made ;;w;; shake, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 the :33 spuws ^w^ pwuck'd x3 up +uWu The pine ÚwÚ and uWu cedaw. ÚwÚ Gwaves uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ command +:3 Have >_< wak'd uWu theiw >_> sweepews, ^-^ op'd, ÚwÚ and wet x3 'em ^-^ fowth, +^-^ By x3 my UwU so x3 potent art. OwO But ÚwÚ this OwO wough >w< magic +UwU I OwO hewe abjure; x3 and, when UwU I uWu have requir'd +;;w;; Some ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ music-which even nyow UwU I xDD do- +;;w;; To ^.^ wowk >_< minye >w< end ;;w;; upon uWu theiw :33 senses :3 that +This airy >_> chawm >_> is for, I'll bweak x3 my staff, +^.^ Buwy >w< it xDD cewtain ;;w;; fathoms uWu in x3 the earth, +xDD And deeper than uWu did OwO evew xDD pwummet >_> sound +I'll x3 dwown x3 my uWu book. :33 [Sowem music] + +:3 Hewe ;;w;; entews uWu AWIEW befowe; xDD then ^.^ AWONSO, with +frantic ^w^ gestuwe, ^w^ attended ^.^ by >w< GONZAWO; x3 SEBASTIAN +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ANTONyIO uWu in ^.^ wike manner, ^w^ attended ^.^ by ADRIAN +ÚwÚ and xDD FWANCISCO. ^-^ They aww enter x3 the xDD ciwcwe which +:33 PWOSPEWO xDD had made, ÚwÚ and there stand ^w^ chawm'd; which +:33 PWOSPEWO x3 obsewving, xDD speaks + +^-^ A solemn air, ÚwÚ and x3 the best comforter +;;w;; To >w< an unsettled >_> fancy, >w< cuwe >w< thy uWu bwains, +Now ^-^ usewess, ÚwÚ boiw'd within >w< thy :33 skuww! >_> Thewe x3 stand, +For xDD you OwO awe >w< speww-stopp'd. +Holy Gonzalo, ^.^ honyouwabwe ^w^ man, +Mine ^w^ eyes, ev'n x3 sociabwe to x3 the x3 show of xDD thinye, +Fall fellowly ^.^ dwops. uWu The >_> chawm :33 dissowves xDD apace, +xDD And >_< as x3 the mownying steals ;;w;; upon x3 the night, +x3 Mewting x3 the ^-^ dawknyess, UwU so uWu theiw ;;w;; wising :33 senses +Begin to OwO chase x3 the ÚwÚ ignyowant ^w^ fumes :3 that ^-^ mantwe +^-^ Theiw cweawew reason. x3 O ÚwÚ good Gonzalo, +OwO My true pwesewvew, ÚwÚ and :3 a loyal ^w^ siw +;;w;; To ^.^ him xDD thou fowwow'st! UwU I xDD wiww x3 pay >w< thy uWu gwaces +x3 Home both uWu in ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and UwU deed. :3 Most ;;w;; cwuewwy +;;w;; Didst UwU thou, Alonso, use ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; +x3 Thy ÚwÚ bwothew UwU was :3 a >_< fuwthewew uWu in x3 the act. +^.^ Thou awt ;;w;; pinch'd for't now, >w< Sebastian. >w< Fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood, +>_< You, ÚwÚ bwothew >_> minye, :3 that entertain'd ambition, +OwO Expeww'd ^-^ wemowse ÚwÚ and nyatuwe, who, with ÚwÚ Sebastian- +>_< Whose inward pinches >_< thewefowe OwO awe UwU most x3 stwong- +Wouwd OwO hewe uWu have kill'd x3 youw OwO king, UwU I UwU do :33 fowgive ÚwÚ thee, +Unnyatuwaw ^w^ though xDD thou art. ^-^ Theiw undewstanding +UwU Begins to sweww, ÚwÚ and x3 the approaching >_< tide +Will x3 showtwy ^w^ fiww x3 the ^.^ weasonyabwe >w< showe +:33 That nyow wies fouw ÚwÚ and uWu muddy. ÚwÚ Nyot one of them +:33 That yet :33 wooks on uWu me, ow ^.^ wouwd ^.^ knyow x3 me. ;;w;; Awiew, +^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me x3 the ^w^ hat ÚwÚ and rapier uWu in x3 my cell; uWu Exit uWu AWIEW +UwU I xDD wiww >_> discase uWu me, ÚwÚ and mysewf xDD pwesent +;;w;; As UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ sometime Milan. Quickly, ^w^ spiwit +^.^ Thou shalt ere ^-^ wong be >w< fwee. + +ARIEL, on UwU wetuwnying, ^-^ sings ÚwÚ and helps to attiwe ^.^ him + +Whewe x3 the >w< bee sucks, there uWu suck x3 I; +^w^ In :3 a cowslip's beww UwU I wie; +>_> Thewe UwU I UwU couch when :3 owws UwU do ^-^ cwy. +On x3 the uWu bat's back UwU I UwU do fwy +>w< Aftew ^-^ summew merrily. +>w< Mewwiwy, ÚwÚ mewwiwy UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ wive nyow +;;w;; Undew x3 the :3 bwossom :3 that uWu hangs on x3 the ^.^ bough. + +PWOSPEWO. Why, ^w^ that's x3 my UwU dainty Awiew! UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; miss ÚwÚ thee; +OwO But yet xDD thou shalt uWu have freedom. So, >_> so, :3 so. +;;w;; To x3 the >_< King's ship, invisible >_< as xDD thou awt; +>_> Thewe shalt xDD thou find x3 the xDD mawinyews ;;w;; asweep +;;w;; Undew x3 the UwU hatches; x3 the >_< mastew ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< boatswain +uWu Being >w< awake, enforce them to ÚwÚ this pwace; +xDD And pwesentwy, UwU I UwU pwithee. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I ÚwÚ dwink x3 the ^w^ aiw >w< befowe uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn +:33 Ow ere x3 youw >_< puwse twice >w< beat. uWu Exit +uWu GONZAWO. All torment, twoubwe, wonder ÚwÚ and ^.^ amazement, +^-^ Inhabits hewe. ;;w;; Some ^-^ heavenwy powew ^w^ guide >_> us +UwU Out of ÚwÚ this x3 feawfuw :33 countwy! +PWOSPEWO. UwU Behowd, Sir OwO King, +uWu The ;;w;; wwonged >w< Duke of Milan, Prospero. +For ^.^ mowe assurance :3 that :3 a UwU wiving >_> pwince +ÚwÚ Does nyow speak to ÚwÚ thee, UwU I >_< embwace >w< thy >w< body; +xDD And to uWu thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< company UwU I bid +^-^ A x3 heawty x3 wewcome. +^-^ AWONSO. ÚwÚ Whe'ew xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st ^.^ he ow no, +:33 Ow x3 some ^-^ enchanted xDD twifwe to abuse uWu me, +;;w;; As wate UwU I uWu have ^-^ been, UwU I nyot :33 knyow. x3 Thy >_< puwse +>w< Beats, >_< as of >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwood; x3 and, xDD since UwU I saw ÚwÚ thee, +xDD Th' >_> affwiction of x3 my ^-^ mind amends, with ^w^ which, +UwU I ;;w;; feaw, :3 a ^-^ madnyess hewd x3 me. This ^w^ must ;;w;; cwave- +^-^ An >_> if ÚwÚ this be uWu at x3 aww-a UwU most ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; stowy. +x3 Thy x3 dukedom UwU I >_< wesign, ÚwÚ and UwU do entweat +^.^ Thou UwU pawdon ;;w;; me x3 my x3 wwongs. OwO But >w< how >_> shouwd Pwospewo +^w^ Be UwU wiving ÚwÚ and be hewe? +PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Fiwst, x3 nyobwe fwiend, +Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace ^.^ thinye age, x3 whose honour ;;w;; cannyot +^w^ Be UwU measuw'd ow ;;w;; confin'd. +uWu GONZAWO. Whethew ÚwÚ this be +:33 Ow be >_> nyot, I'll nyot OwO sweaw. +PWOSPEWO. >_> You UwU do yet >_> taste +;;w;; Some OwO subtweties ^.^ o' x3 th' isle, :3 that xDD wiww nyot wet xDD you +:3 Bewieve ^.^ things cewtain. Welcome, x3 my ^w^ fwiends :33 aww! +^-^ [Aside to x3 SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and UwU ANTONyIO] OwO But UwU you, x3 my ;;w;; bwace of +wowds, :3 wewe UwU I UwU so UwU minded, +UwU I OwO hewe couwd pluck :33 his Highness' fwown ;;w;; upon UwU you, +xDD And justify xDD you :33 twaitows; uWu at ÚwÚ this time +UwU I xDD wiww tell nyo ^-^ tawes. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 [Aside] uWu The ^.^ deviw xDD speaks uWu in ^.^ him. +PWOSPEWO. No. +For UwU you, UwU most wicked ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ whom to caww ÚwÚ bwothew +Wouwd even ÚwÚ infect x3 my uWu mouth, UwU I UwU do :33 fowgive +x3 Thy rankest fauwt-aww of OwO them; ÚwÚ and xDD wequiwe +OwO My x3 dukedom of ÚwÚ thee, which ^.^ pewfowce UwU I ^.^ knyow +^.^ Thou ^w^ must >w< westowe. +^-^ AWONSO. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest >_> Pwospewo, +Give >_> us pawticuwaws of >w< thy uWu pwesewvation; +How xDD thou x3 hast >w< met >_> us UwU hewe, ÚwÚ whom >w< thwee >_> houws xDD since +^.^ Wewe ^.^ wweck'd ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this shore; :3 whewe UwU I uWu have xDD wost- +How ^-^ shawp x3 the :33 point of ÚwÚ this wemembwance x3 is!- +OwO My uWu deaw >_< son ;;w;; Fewdinyand. +PWOSPEWO. UwU I ^w^ am woe x3 fow't, sir. +^-^ AWONSO. x3 Iwwepawabwe >_> is x3 the loss; ÚwÚ and uWu patience +^w^ Says >w< it >_> is x3 past her x3 cuwe. +PWOSPEWO. UwU I rather think +>_> You uWu have nyot >_< sought her hewp, of x3 whose soft xDD gwace +For x3 the ^.^ wike ^-^ woss UwU I uWu have her suvweign ^w^ aid, +xDD And xDD west mysewf OwO content. +^-^ AWONSO. >_> You x3 the ^.^ wike ^w^ woss! +PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; As great to ;;w;; me >_< as late; x3 and, suppowtabwe +;;w;; To >_< make x3 the uWu deaw woss, uWu have UwU I means much weaker +Than xDD you OwO may caww to uWu comfowt UwU you, fow UwU I +:3 Have wost x3 my >w< daughtew. +^-^ AWONSO. ^-^ A daughter! +x3 O >w< heavens, :3 that ;;w;; they :3 wewe UwU wiving both uWu in Naples, +uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen thewe! :33 That ;;w;; they uWu wewe, UwU I ÚwÚ wish +xDD Mysewf :3 wewe xDD mudded uWu in :3 that UwU oozy x3 bed +Whewe x3 my >_< son uWu wies. x3 When uWu did xDD you wose x3 youw daughter? +PWOSPEWO. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this >w< wast ;;w;; tempest. UwU I >_> pewceive these wowds +At ÚwÚ this x3 encountew UwU do UwU so much >_< admiwe +:33 That ;;w;; they devour uWu theiw weason, ÚwÚ and scawce think +^-^ Theiw eyes UwU do ;;w;; offices of truth, uWu theiw wowds +^w^ Awe natural breath; but, howsoe'er xDD you uWu have +:33 Been UwU justwed from x3 youw ^-^ senses, ^.^ knyow fow xDD cewtain +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am >_> Pwospewo, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD vewy uWu duke +>_< Which UwU was thwust fowth of :3 Miwan; who UwU most OwO stwangewy +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this >w< showe, :3 whewe xDD you :3 wewe wrecked, UwU was landed +;;w;; To be x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^.^ on't. No ^.^ mowe yet of >_< this; +For UwU 'tis :3 a chwonyicwe of day ^.^ by ^-^ day, +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a wewation fow :3 a >w< bweakfast, nor +UwU Befitting ÚwÚ this xDD fiwst :3 meeting. Welcome, siw; +This ceww's x3 my >_> couwt; OwO hewe uWu have UwU I x3 few uWu attendants, +xDD And subjects >_< nyonye abwoad; pray UwU you, wook ^.^ in. +OwO My x3 dukedom xDD since xDD you uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me OwO again, +UwU I xDD wiww :3 wequite xDD you with >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a >_> thing; +At least ;;w;; bwing fowth :3 a OwO wondew, to :3 content OwO ye +;;w;; As much >_< as ;;w;; me x3 my ÚwÚ dukedom. + +:3 Hewe :33 PWOSPEWO discovers FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and :3 MIWANDA, +:3 pwaying uWu at OwO chess + +MIWANDA. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu wowd, xDD you :33 pway ;;w;; me >w< fawse. +^.^ FEWDINyAND. :3 Nyo, x3 my deawest xDD wuv, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow x3 the wowwd. +MIWANDA. Yes, fow :3 a ÚwÚ scowe of OwO kingdoms xDD you >_> shouwd wrangle +xDD And UwU I ^.^ wouwd caww >w< it >w< faiw play. +^-^ AWONSO. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this ^-^ pwuv +^-^ A xDD vision of x3 the island, one uWu deaw >_< son +Shall UwU I twice uWu wose. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A UwU most xDD high miracle! +^.^ FEWDINyAND. ;;w;; Though x3 the seas ;;w;; thweaten, ;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ mewcifuw; +UwU I uWu have curs'd them ^-^ without OwO cause. >_< [Knyeews] +^-^ AWONSO. Now aww x3 the bwessings +Of :3 a uWu gwad >w< fathew compass uWu thee about! +Awise, ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< how xDD thou xDD cam'st hewe. +MIWANDA. >_< O, xDD wondew! +How UwU many xDD goodwy ^-^ cweatuwes OwO awe there here! +How beauteous ^.^ mankind x3 is! x3 O >_< bwave x3 nyew wowwd +:33 That >_> has xDD such OwO peopwe >w< in't! +PWOSPEWO. 'Tis x3 nyew to thee. +^-^ AWONSO. >_> What >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< maid with ÚwÚ whom xDD thou >w< wast uWu at pway? +uWu Youw ^-^ ewd'st >_< acquaintance ;;w;; cannyot be >w< thwee ^-^ houws; +Is ^.^ she x3 the ÚwÚ goddess :3 that hath sever'd us, +xDD And ^.^ bwought >_> us OwO thus :33 togethew? +^.^ FEWDINyAND. UwU Siw, ^.^ she >_> is ^.^ mowtaw; +OwO But ^.^ by :3 immowtaw Providence ^w^ she's ^w^ minye. +UwU I ^-^ chose her when UwU I couwd nyot ^w^ ask x3 my >w< fathew +For :33 his x3 advice, nor xDD thought UwU I xDD had onye. :33 She +Is daughter to ÚwÚ this famous >w< Duke of Milan, +Of ÚwÚ whom UwU so often UwU I uWu have heard renown +OwO But >_< nyevew saw befowe; of ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have +xDD Weceiv'd :3 a second :33 wife; ÚwÚ and second >w< fathew +This uWu wady x3 makes ^.^ him to x3 me. +^-^ AWONSO. UwU I ^w^ am hers. +But, >_< O, >w< how oddly xDD wiww >w< it >_> sound :3 that UwU I +:3 Must ^w^ ask x3 my chiwd forgiveness! +PWOSPEWO. There, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; stop; +Let >_> us nyot buwden UwU ouw xDD wemembwances with +^-^ A heaviness ^w^ that's ;;w;; gonye. +uWu GONZAWO. UwU I uWu have ^.^ inwy ;;w;; wept, +:33 Ow >_> shouwd uWu have ^-^ spoke ere UwU this. Wook ;;w;; down, xDD you uWu gods, +xDD And on ÚwÚ this coupwe >_< dwop :3 a blessed >_< cwown; +For >w< it >_> is xDD you :3 that uWu have >_> chawk'd fowth x3 the uWu way +>_< Which ^.^ bwought >_> us hithew. +^-^ AWONSO. UwU I say, >_> Amen, :3 Gonzawo! +uWu GONZAWO. Was Milan thwust from Milan, :3 that :33 his x3 issue +Should :33 become >_< Kings of Nyapwes? >_< O, rejoice +^.^ Beyond :3 a ^w^ common joy, ÚwÚ and uWu set >w< it down +With gowd on :3 wasting UwU piwwaws: uWu in one ^w^ voyage +Did Claribel her :33 husband find uWu at ;;w;; Tunyis; +xDD And OwO Fewdinyand, her brother, >_> found :3 a >w< wife +Whewe ^.^ he >_< himsewf UwU was ^.^ wost; Pwospewo :33 his x3 dukedom +^w^ In :3 a poor iswe; ÚwÚ and aww of >_> us ouwsewves +x3 When nyo x3 man UwU was :33 his own. +^-^ AWONSO. :33 [To FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and >_> MIWANDA] Give ;;w;; me x3 youw +^w^ hands. +Let grief ÚwÚ and sorrow still >_< embwace :33 his >_< heawt +:33 That xDD doth nyot ÚwÚ wish xDD you ^-^ joy. +uWu GONZAWO. ^w^ Be >w< it :3 so. :3 Amen! + +^.^ We-entew ARIEL, with x3 the ;;w;; MASTEW ÚwÚ and UwU BOATSWAIN +amazedwy fowwowing + +x3 O look, siw; look, sir! :3 Hewe >_> is ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ us! +UwU I pwophesied, >_> if :3 a >_< gawwows :3 wewe on land, +This fewwow couwd nyot drown. >_> Nyow, blasphemy, +:33 That >_< sweaw'st xDD gwace o'erboard, nyot >w< an ^-^ oath on shore? +Hast xDD thou nyo xDD mouth ^.^ by xDD wand? >_> What >_> is x3 the nyews? +BOATSWAIN. uWu The best nyews >_> is :3 that ^.^ we uWu have >w< safewy >_> found +Our ^w^ King ÚwÚ and company; x3 the next, UwU ouw ^w^ ship- +>_< Which >_> but >w< thwee glasses xDD since ^.^ we uWu gave x3 out xDD spwit- +Is >_< tight ÚwÚ and yawe, ÚwÚ and bravely rigg'd, >_< as when +We xDD fiwst put x3 out to :33 sea. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^-^ [Aside to PWOSPEWO] UwU Siw, aww ÚwÚ this OwO sewvice +:3 Have UwU I donye xDD since UwU I ;;w;; went. +PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside to ARIEL] OwO My ÚwÚ twicksy :33 spiwit! +^-^ AWONSO. ;;w;; These OwO awe nyot natural >_> events; ;;w;; they strengthen +Fwom ;;w;; stwange to stranger. Say, >w< how ^-^ came xDD you uWu hithew? +BOATSWAIN. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu did >_< think, ^w^ siw, UwU I :3 wewe weww >w< awake, +;;w;; I'd strive to tell OwO you. We :3 wewe >_< dead of sweep, +uWu And-how, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow not-all ^-^ cwapp'd :33 undew UwU hatches; +UwU Whewe, >_> but even now, with ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and sevewaw nyoises +Of roaring, shwieking, howwing, jingling >_> chains, +xDD And ^-^ moe divewsity of >_< sounds, aww x3 howwibwe, +We :3 wewe xDD awak'd; ^w^ stwaightway uWu at xDD wibewty; +Whewe :33 we, uWu in aww her >_< twim, xDD fweshwy beheld +Our royal, UwU good, ÚwÚ and OwO gawwant >_< ship; UwU ouw >_< mastew +Cap'ring to ^w^ eye her. On :3 a twice, UwU so uWu pwease UwU you, +Even uWu in :3 a x3 dweam, :3 wewe ^.^ we OwO divided from ÚwÚ them, +xDD And :3 wewe ^.^ bwought moping hithew. +ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^-^ [Aside to PWOSPEWO] ^-^ Was't weww done? +PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside to ARIEL] Bravely, x3 my ÚwÚ diwigence. ^.^ Thou +shalt be >w< fwee. +^-^ AWONSO. This >_> is >_< as ;;w;; stwange :3 a ^w^ maze >_< as ;;w;; e'ew ;;w;; men x3 twod; +xDD And there >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ this business ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ nyatuwe +Was OwO evew ÚwÚ conduct uWu of. ;;w;; Some ^-^ owacwe +:3 Must ^-^ wectify UwU ouw knowledge. +PWOSPEWO. UwU Siw, x3 my ^.^ wiege, +Do nyot infest x3 youw ^-^ mind with beating on +uWu The :33 stwangenyess of ÚwÚ this ^.^ businyess; uWu at pick'd >_> weisuwe, +>_< Which UwU shaww be shortly, :3 singwe I'll wesowve UwU you, +>_< Which to xDD you UwU shaww xDD seem pwobabwe, of every +;;w;; These ^.^ happen'd ^.^ accidents; >w< tiww xDD when, be cheerful +xDD And think of >_< each ^.^ thing well. ^-^ [Aside to ARIEL] :3 Come +hithew, uWu spiwit; +Set uWu Cawiban ÚwÚ and :33 his companions >_> fwee; +x3 Untie x3 the ^.^ speww. ;;w;; [Exit ARIEL] How fawes x3 my >_> gwacious UwU siw? +>_> Thewe OwO awe yet missing of x3 youw >_< company +;;w;; Some x3 few >w< odd wads :3 that xDD you remember not. + +^.^ We-entew ARIEL, driving uWu in CALIBAN, OwO STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and + +TRINCULO, uWu in uWu theiw :33 stowen apparel +STEPHANO. Evewy x3 man OwO shift fow aww x3 the ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and wet nyo x3 man +OwO take :3 cawe fow :33 himsewf; fow aww >_> is >_> but xDD fowtunye. ;;w;; Cowagio, +:3 buwwy-monstew, ^.^ cowagio! +:3 TWINCUWO. ;;w;; If these be true >w< spies which UwU I ^-^ weaw uWu in x3 my head, +hewe's :3 a xDD goodwy :33 sight. +CALIBAN. x3 O xDD Setebos, these be >_< bwave ;;w;; spiwits ^w^ indeed! +How OwO finye x3 my >_< mastew x3 is! UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid +>w< He xDD wiww chastise x3 me. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< Ha, :33 ha! +>_> What ^.^ things OwO awe OwO these, x3 my ;;w;; wowd Antonyio? +Will monyey :3 buy'em? +>_> ANTONyIO. Very :33 wike; one of them +Is :3 a uWu pwain ;;w;; fish, ÚwÚ and nyo doubt marketable. +PWOSPEWO. >_> Mawk >_> but x3 the ^.^ badges of these men, x3 my wowds, +UwU Then >_> say >_> if ;;w;; they be true. This ^-^ mis-shapen knave- +ÚwÚ His mothew UwU was :3 a >_< witch, ÚwÚ and one UwU so >w< stwong +:33 That couwd contwow x3 the ;;w;; moon, >_< make :3 fwows ÚwÚ and xDD ebbs, +xDD And deal uWu in her ÚwÚ command ^-^ without her UwU powew. +;;w;; These >w< thwee uWu have wobb'd OwO me; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this demi-devil- +For uWu he's :3 a ^.^ bastawd one-had ^-^ pwotted with them +;;w;; To OwO take x3 my life. Two of these ^w^ fewwows xDD you +:3 Must ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ and >_> own; ÚwÚ this ^.^ thing of >w< dawknyess UwU I +Acknyowwedge ^w^ minye. +CALIBAN. UwU I UwU shaww be ;;w;; pinch'd to death. +^-^ AWONSO. Is nyot ÚwÚ this x3 Stephanyo, x3 my ^w^ dwunken >w< butwew? +:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< He >_> is UwU dwunk >_< nyow; :3 whewe xDD had ^.^ he winye? +^-^ AWONSO. xDD And ÚwÚ Twincuwo >_> is xDD weewing wipe; :3 whewe >_> shouwd ;;w;; they +UwU Find ÚwÚ this grand liquor :3 that hath :3 giwded OwO 'em? +How xDD cam'st xDD thou uWu in ÚwÚ this pickle? +:3 TWINCUWO. UwU I uWu have :33 been uWu in xDD such :3 a pickle xDD since UwU I saw xDD you +>w< wast :3 that, UwU I feaw uWu me, xDD wiww >_< nyevew x3 out of x3 my xDD bonyes. UwU I +UwU shaww nyot feaw >_< fwy-bwowing. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Why, >w< how now, ^w^ Stephanyo! +STEPHANO. >_< O, :33 touch ;;w;; me x3 nyot; UwU I ^w^ am nyot x3 Stephanyo, >_> but :3 a cramp. -OwO PWOSPEWO. You'd >w< be ;;w;; king o' OwO the ÚwÚ iswe, sirrah? -xDD STEPHANyO. I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a >_> sowe one, xDD then. -x3 AWONSO. >_> [Pointing ^-^ to uWu CAWIBAN] :3 This :3 is as ÚwÚ stwange :3 a xDD thing -as e'ew I ^.^ wook'd x3 on. -OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ He :3 is as xDD dispwopowtionyed in his ^-^ mannyews -UwU As in his OwO shape. Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ to my x3 ceww; -;;w;; Take with you >_> youw ÚwÚ companyions; as you ÚwÚ wook -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have my pawdon, xDD twim ^.^ it handsomely. -UwU CAWIBAN. >w< Ay, UwU that I wiww; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be xDD wise hereafter, -And >w< seek uWu fow >_< gwace. What :3 a thrice-double ;;w;; ass ->_> Was I ^-^ to UwU take :3 this drunkard uWu fow :3 a god, -And wowship :3 this :33 duww foow! -OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Go to; >w< away! -x3 AWONSO. ÚwÚ Hence, ÚwÚ and bestow >_> youw luggage xDD whewe you ;;w;; found it. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Ow stole it, >_< wathew. ->_< Exeunt UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and OwO TWINCUWO -OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Siw, I ^w^ invite >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 twain -ÚwÚ To my UwU poow >w< ceww, xDD whewe you uWu shaww UwU take >_> youw west ->_< Fow :3 this ^-^ onye >_< nyight; which, part >_> of it, I'll ^.^ waste -x3 With such :3 discouwse :3 as, I ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, uWu shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it -uWu Go uWu quick :33 away-the story >_> of my xDD wife, -And OwO the pawticuwaw x3 accidents gonye uWu by -x3 Since I came ^-^ to :3 this isle. And in OwO the ^w^ mown -I'll bwing you ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ ship, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ to xDD Nyapwes, -:3 Whewe I ^.^ have >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw -x3 Of ^.^ these ^-^ ouw :3 deaw-bewov'd solemnized, -And ^.^ thence retire me ^-^ to my :33 Miwan, xDD whewe -uWu Evewy third ^w^ thought uWu shaww >w< be my ^-^ gwave. -x3 AWONSO. I wong -ÚwÚ To hear OwO the story >_> of >_> youw xDD wife, ;;w;; which >w< must -;;w;; Take OwO the ear ^-^ stwangewy. -OwO PWOSPEWO. I'll x3 dewivew uWu aww; -And pwomise you UwU cawm seas, >_< auspicious >_> gawes, -And sail OwO so OwO expeditious UwU that uWu shaww catch -Your :33 woyaw fleet :3 faw UwU off. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] UwU My ;;w;; Awiew, -OwO chick, -:33 That :3 is >w< thy :33 chawge. ;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO the >_< ewements -Be ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and fare :3 thou :3 weww!-Pwease you, dwaw >w< nyeaw. ->_< Exeunt - - - -EPILOGUE -EPILOGUE -Spoken uWu by UwU PWOSPEWO - -Nyow my charms awe >w< aww o'erthrown, -And what OwO stwength I uWu have's >_< minye own, -^w^ Which :3 is UwU most UwU faint. Nyow 'tis true, -I >w< must >w< be here :3 confin'd uWu by you, -Ow x3 sent ^-^ to :3 Nyapwes. >_> Wet me ;;w;; nyot, -x3 Since I ^.^ have my :33 dukedom got, -And >w< pawdon'd OwO the xDD deceivew, ÚwÚ dweww -UwU In :3 this x3 bawe >_< iswand uWu by >_> youw uWu speww; -But ^-^ wewease me ^-^ fwom my xDD bands -x3 With OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of >_> youw good hands. -;;w;; Gentwe >_> bweath >_> of x3 youws my :3 saiws -Must :33 fiww, ^w^ ow ewse my :33 pwoject ^.^ faiws, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^-^ to pwease. Nyow I UwU want ->_> Spiwits ^-^ to xDD enfowce, art ^-^ to UwU enchant; -And my OwO ending :3 is ^.^ despaiw ->_< Unwess I >w< be x3 wewiev'd uWu by >w< pwayew, -^w^ Which xDD piewces OwO so UwU that ^.^ it :3 assauwts -uWu Mewcy itself, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fwees >w< aww ^w^ fauwts. -UwU As you ^-^ fwom >w< cwimes would >w< pawdon'd ^.^ be, ->_> Wet >_> youw ^-^ induwgence xDD set me xDD fwee. - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - ->_< 1608 - -OwO THE LIFE >_< OF TIMON >_< OF :3 ATHENS - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -TIMON >_> of :33 Athens - ->w< WUCIUS -OwO WUCUWWUS -SEMPWONyIUS -:3 fwattewing uWu wowds - -OwO VENTIDIUS, ^-^ onye >_> of Timon's false fwiends ->w< AWCIBIADES, OwO an Athenyian x3 captain -ÚwÚ APEMANTUS, :3 a :33 chuwwish philosopher -ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, ^.^ stewawd ^-^ to Timon - -xDD FWAMINyIUS -LUCILIUS +PWOSPEWO. UwU You'd be x3 king ^.^ o' x3 the isle, ÚwÚ siwwah? +STEPHANO. UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a ^w^ sowe one, UwU then. +^-^ AWONSO. >_< [Pointing to uWu CAWIBAN] This >_> is >_< as ;;w;; stwange :3 a ^.^ thing +>_< as ;;w;; e'ew UwU I >_> wook'd :3 on. +PWOSPEWO. >w< He >_> is >_< as >w< dispwopowtionyed uWu in :33 his ^w^ mannyews +;;w;; As uWu in :33 his UwU shape. ^w^ Go, sirrah, to x3 my cell; +^.^ Take with xDD you x3 youw companyions; >_< as xDD you wook +;;w;; To uWu have x3 my pardon, ÚwÚ twim >w< it handsomely. +CALIBAN. Ay, :3 that UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and I'll be uWu wise heweaftew, +xDD And >_> seek fow grace. >_> What :3 a ÚwÚ thwice-doubwe >w< ass +Was UwU I to OwO take ÚwÚ this drunkard fow :3 a ^.^ god, +xDD And :33 wowship ÚwÚ this dull foow! +PWOSPEWO. Go >w< to; away! +^-^ AWONSO. Hence, ÚwÚ and bestow x3 youw wuggage :3 whewe xDD you >_> found :3 it. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 Ow OwO stowe :33 it, rather. +Exeunt CALIBAN, OwO STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and TRINCULO +PWOSPEWO. UwU Siw, UwU I invite x3 youw >_> Highnyess ÚwÚ and x3 youw twain +;;w;; To x3 my poor cell, :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww OwO take x3 youw xDD west +For ÚwÚ this one ^w^ nyight; ^w^ which, ÚwÚ pawt of :33 it, I'll uWu waste +With xDD such uWu discouwse as, UwU I nyot doubt, UwU shaww >_< make >w< it +Go ^w^ quick >_< away-the ^-^ stowy of x3 my :3 wife, +xDD And x3 the xDD pawticuwaw accidents >_> gonye ^.^ by +Since UwU I ^-^ came to ÚwÚ this >_> iswe. xDD And uWu in x3 the ;;w;; mown +I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to x3 youw ship, ÚwÚ and UwU so to Naples, +Whewe UwU I uWu have UwU hope to >_> see x3 the >w< nyuptiaw +Of these UwU ouw >w< deaw-bewov'd sowemnyized, +xDD And thence uWu wetiwe ;;w;; me to x3 my Milan, :3 whewe +Evewy thiwd xDD thought UwU shaww be x3 my x3 gwave. +^-^ AWONSO. UwU I ^-^ wong +;;w;; To hear x3 the ^-^ stowy of x3 youw :3 wife, which ^w^ must +^.^ Take x3 the ear stwangewy. +PWOSPEWO. I'll ÚwÚ dewivew aww; +xDD And promise xDD you ÚwÚ cawm seas, auspicious gales, +xDD And saiw UwU so expeditious :3 that UwU shaww catch +uWu Youw royal :33 fweet uWu faw off. ^-^ [Aside to ARIEL] OwO My ;;w;; Awiew, +UwU chick, +:33 That >_> is >w< thy chawge. UwU Then to x3 the ÚwÚ ewements +^w^ Be >w< fwee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawe xDD thou :33 weww!-Pwease UwU you, dwaw ÚwÚ nyeaw. +Exeunt + + + +:33 EPIWOGUE +:33 EPIWOGUE +Spoken ^.^ by :33 PWOSPEWO + +Now x3 my chawms OwO awe aww o'ewthwown, +xDD And >_> what ÚwÚ stwength UwU I :3 have's >_< minye OwO own, +>_< Which >_> is UwU most ^.^ faint. Now UwU 'tis ^-^ twue, +UwU I ^w^ must be OwO hewe >_< confin'd ^.^ by UwU you, +:33 Ow sent to Naples. Let ;;w;; me >_> nyot, +Since UwU I uWu have x3 my x3 dukedom OwO got, +xDD And ^.^ pawdon'd x3 the UwU deceivew, dwell +^w^ In ÚwÚ this OwO bawe >_< iswand ^.^ by x3 youw uWu speww; +OwO But wewease ;;w;; me from x3 my ^.^ bands +With x3 the OwO hewp of x3 youw ÚwÚ good ^w^ hands. +^w^ Gentwe UwU bweath of >_> youws x3 my sails +:3 Must :33 fiww, ow >_> ewse x3 my UwU pwoject ÚwÚ faiws, +>_< Which UwU was to ÚwÚ pwease. Now UwU I ^.^ want +Spirits to enforce, awt to enchant; +xDD And x3 my >w< ending >_> is despair +OwO Unwess UwU I be OwO wewiev'd ^.^ by prayer, +>_< Which piewces UwU so :3 that >w< it xDD assauwts +^w^ Mewcy itself, ÚwÚ and fwees aww x3 fauwts. +;;w;; As xDD you from crimes ^.^ wouwd ^.^ pawdon'd be, +Let x3 youw indulgence uWu set ;;w;; me >w< fwee. + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +1608 + +^-^ THE uWu WIFE ÚwÚ OF >w< TIMON ÚwÚ OF :33 ATHENS + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +>w< TIMON of ^.^ Athens + +:33 WUCIUS +LUCULLUS +OwO SEMPWONyIUS +flattering wowds + +VENTIDIUS, one of >_< Timon's UwU fawse ^w^ fwiends +;;w;; AWCIBIADES, >w< an xDD Athenyian UwU captain +>_< APEMANTUS, :3 a churlish x3 phiwosophew +;;w;; FWAVIUS, steward to OwO Timon + +FWAMINyIUS +ÚwÚ WUCIWIUS SERVILIUS -Timon's ^-^ sewvants +>_< Timon's :3 sewvants -:3 CAPHIS -uWu PHIWOTUS ->_> TITUS -HOWTENSIUS -^-^ sewvants ^-^ to Timon's xDD cweditows +^w^ CAPHIS +>w< PHIWOTUS +TITUS +OwO HOWTENSIUS +:3 sewvants to >_< Timon's ;;w;; cweditows ^.^ POET ->_> PAINTEW -JEWELLER -MERCHANT -UwU MEWCEW -OwO AN OwO OWD ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN -THWEE >_< STWANGEWS -OwO A :3 PAGE -OwO A >_> FOOW +PAINTER +^w^ JEWEWWEW +>w< MEWCHANT +>w< MEWCEW +UwU AN OLD ATHENIAN +THWEE STWANGEWS +^-^ A ^.^ PAGE +^-^ A FOOL :33 PHWYNyIA TIMANDRA -UwU mistwesses ^-^ to Awcibiades - ->w< CUPID -UwU AMAZONS -in OwO the ^-^ Masque - ->w< Wowds, x3 Senyatows, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, :33 Sewvants, ^.^ Thieves, ÚwÚ and -x3 Attendants - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -:33 Athens ÚwÚ and OwO the neighbouring ^.^ woods - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -x3 Athens. TIMON'S house - -x3 Entew >_> POET, PAINTER, >_> JEWEWWEW, MEWCHANT, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MEWCEW, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows - -UwU POET. Good day, sir. -:3 PAINTEW. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_< y'awe :33 weww. -UwU POET. I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen you xDD wong; how :33 goes OwO the world? -:3 PAINTEW. ^w^ It >_< weaws, ;;w;; siw, as ^.^ it gwows. -UwU POET. >w< Ay, that's ;;w;; weww known. -But what pawticuwaw :3 wawity? What stwange, -^w^ Which manifold ÚwÚ wecowd ^.^ nyot ^w^ matches? ^w^ See, -Magic >_> of x3 bounty, >w< aww ^.^ these uWu spiwits >w< thy power -;;w;; Hath conjuw'd ^-^ to :3 attend! I xDD knyow OwO the merchant. -:3 PAINTEW. I xDD knyow them ^-^ both; th' other's :3 a jewewwew. -uWu MEWCHANT. :33 O, 'tis :3 a >w< wowthy wowd! -JEWEWWEW. ;;w;; Nyay, that's UwU most >_< fix'd. -uWu MEWCHANT. OwO A UwU most incompawabwe >w< man; OwO bweath'd, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, -ÚwÚ To OwO an untirable ÚwÚ and OwO continyuate goodnyess. -ÚwÚ He uWu passes. -JEWEWWEW. I ^.^ have :3 a >_> jewew hewe- -uWu MEWCHANT. :33 O, pray wet's ÚwÚ see't. >_< Fow OwO the Wowd >_< Timon, sir? -JEWEWWEW. >w< If ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ touch OwO the >_> estimate. But uWu fow that- -UwU POET. When ^-^ we uWu fow ÚwÚ wecompense ^.^ have ^.^ pwais'd OwO the vile, -^w^ It x3 stains OwO the >_> gwowy in UwU that x3 happy ^w^ vewse -^w^ Which >_< aptwy ;;w;; sings OwO the :33 good. -uWu MEWCHANT. ÚwÚ [Wooking at OwO the UwU jewew] ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good fowm. -JEWEWWEW. And :3 wich. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ watew, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ ye. -:3 PAINTEW. You awe ^.^ wapt, ;;w;; siw, in >w< some work, >w< some :3 dedication -ÚwÚ To OwO the gweat :33 wowd. -UwU POET. OwO A xDD thing ÚwÚ swipp'd OwO idwy ^-^ fwom >_> me. -Our poesy :3 is as :3 a gum, ;;w;; which >w< oozes -From :3 whence 'tis UwU nyouwish'd. The x3 fiwe >w< i' th' fwint ->w< Shows ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be struck: ^-^ ouw gentwe flame -P-Pwovokes itself, ÚwÚ and >_< wike OwO the cuwwent flies ->_> Each bound ^.^ it ^w^ chafes. What ^.^ have you thewe? -:3 PAINTEW. OwO A picture, sir. When comes >_> youw book ^w^ fowth? -UwU POET. :3 Upon OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of my presentment, sir. -Let's UwU see >_> youw piece. -:3 PAINTEW. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good piece. -UwU POET. ^w^ So 'tis; :3 this comes x3 off ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ^w^ excewwent. -:3 PAINTEW. Indiffewent. -UwU POET. xDD Admiwabwe. OwO How :3 this OwO gwace -UwU Speaks his >_> own ^.^ standing! What :3 a ^.^ mentaw power -:3 This eye :3 shoots fowth! OwO How xDD big ^.^ imaginyation -Muvs in :3 this :3 wip! ÚwÚ To th' dumbness >_> of OwO the xDD gestuwe ->_< Onye UwU might :33 intewpwet. -:3 PAINTEW. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a pwetty >_> mocking >_> of OwO the wife. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a OwO touch; :3 is't :3 good? -UwU POET. I uWu wiww uWu say >_> of ^.^ it -^w^ It tutors ^.^ nyatuwe. Awtificiaw stwife -Wives in ^.^ these touches, >_< wivewiew than wife. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain xDD SENyATOWS, ÚwÚ and xDD pass xDD uvw - -:3 PAINTEW. OwO How :3 this lord :3 is followed! -UwU POET. The xDD senyatows >_> of >_> Athens- x3 happy ^w^ man! -:3 PAINTEW. Look, ;;w;; moe! -UwU POET. You UwU see :3 this confluence, :3 this gweat flood >_> of ;;w;; visitows. -I ^.^ have in :3 this xDD wough wowk shap'd >_< out :3 a man -x3 Whom :3 this beneath x3 wowwd doth ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ and >_> hug -x3 With amplest entewtainment. UwU My free drift -Hawts ^.^ nyot >w< pawticuwawwy, uWu but muvs itsewf -UwU In :3 a ^-^ wide ÚwÚ sea >_> of ^w^ tax. :3 Nyo OwO weveww'd ;;w;; mawice -:3 Infects ^-^ onye :3 comma in OwO the ^-^ couwse I >_< howd, -But flies OwO an UwU eagwe ÚwÚ fwight, bowd ÚwÚ and :3 fowth OwO on, -OwO Weaving nyo ;;w;; twact >w< behind. -:3 PAINTEW. OwO How uWu shaww I undewstand you? -UwU POET. I uWu wiww unbolt ^-^ to you. -You UwU see how >w< aww :3 conditions, how >w< aww :3 minds- -UwU As ;;w;; weww >_> of :33 gwib ÚwÚ and slipp'ry cweatuwes as -x3 Of grave ÚwÚ and austere x3 quawity, >w< tendew ;;w;; down -Their services ^-^ to Wowd OwO Timon. His uWu wawge OwO fowtunye, -:3 Upon his good ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious ^-^ nyatuwe x3 hanging, -xDD Subdues ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwopewties ^-^ to his love ÚwÚ and >_< tendance -^-^ Aww OwO sowts >_> of ^.^ heawts; ^-^ yea, ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD gwass-fac'd fwattewew -ÚwÚ To uWu Apemantus, UwU that xDD few >w< things loves better ->w< Than ^-^ to ^w^ abhow ;;w;; himsewf; x3 even ^.^ he ^.^ dwops ;;w;; down -The knee before ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and wetuwns in xDD peace -uWu Most rich in Timon's nyod. -:3 PAINTEW. I ^-^ saw them speak >w< togethew. -UwU POET. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have x3 upon :3 a UwU high ÚwÚ and >_> pweasant hiww -^-^ Feign'd >_> Fowtunye ^-^ to >w< be UwU thwon'd. The base o' th' x3 mount -^-^ Is ÚwÚ wank'd with >w< aww :33 desewts, >w< aww >w< kind >_> of natures -:33 That >_< wabouw uWu on OwO the uWu bosom >_> of :3 this sphere -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; pwopagate theiw OwO states. Amongst them >w< aww -uWu Whose eyes awe uWu on :3 this x3 suvweign wady xDD fix'd ->_< Onye ^-^ do I OwO pewsonyate >_> of Wowd Timon's >_< fwame, -x3 Whom >_> Fowtunye with xDD hew ivory hand ;;w;; wafts ^-^ to UwU hew; -uWu Whose ÚwÚ pwesent OwO gwace ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent slaves ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants -OwO Twanswates his OwO wivaws. -:3 PAINTEW. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; conceiv'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ scope. -:3 This thwonye, :3 this ;;w;; Fowtunye, ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu hiww, >_> methinks, -x3 With ^-^ onye man xDD beckon'd ^-^ fwom OwO the west UwU bewow, -Bowing his head x3 against OwO the ;;w;; steepy x3 mount -ÚwÚ To climb his xDD happinyess, would >w< be ;;w;; weww ;;w;; expwess'd -UwU In ^-^ ouw :3 condition. -UwU POET. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; siw, uWu but hear me x3 on. -^-^ Aww x3 those ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe his xDD fewwows uWu but >_> of wate- -uWu Some better than his uWu vawue- uWu on OwO the ;;w;; moment -Follow his >_> stwides, his lobbies fiww with ^w^ tendance, -^w^ Wain >w< sacwificiaw whisperings in his eaw, -UwU Make xDD sacwed x3 even his >_< stiwwup, ÚwÚ and OwO thwough him -Dwink OwO the free air. -:3 PAINTEW. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, what >_> of ^w^ these? -UwU POET. When >_> Fowtunye in xDD hew ÚwÚ shift ÚwÚ and >_> change >_> of >w< mood ->_< Spuwns ;;w;; down xDD hew ^.^ wate beloved, >w< aww his x3 dependants, -^w^ Which labour'd aftew him ^-^ to OwO the :3 mountain's :3 top ->_< Even uWu on theiw knyees ÚwÚ and x3 hands, let him :33 swip down, -:3 Nyot ^-^ onye :33 accompanying his >w< decwinying foot. -:3 PAINTEW. ^.^ 'Tis xDD common. -OwO A ^w^ thousand :33 mowaw uWu paintings I can show -:33 That uWu shaww ÚwÚ demonstwate ^.^ these uWu quick uWu bwows >_> of Fowtunye's -Mowe ^.^ pwegnyantwy than wowds. >_> Yet you ^-^ do ;;w;; weww -ÚwÚ To show Wowd Timon UwU that UwU mean eyes ^.^ have uWu seen -The foot :33 abuv OwO the head. - -^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew TIMON, :3 addwessing ^-^ himsewf -courteously ^-^ to every suitow, :3 a MESSENGEW ^-^ fwom -VENTIDIUS >_> tawking with him; LUCILIUS ÚwÚ and uWu othew -^-^ sewvants following - -UwU TIMON. :3 Impwison'd :3 is >_< he, uWu say you? -MESSENGEW. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. ^.^ Five tawents :3 is his OwO debt; -His :3 means UwU most showt, his xDD cweditows UwU most :3 stwait. -Your honyouwabwe letter ^.^ he desires -ÚwÚ To x3 those ^.^ have OwO shut him up; ;;w;; which x3 faiwing, -Pewiods his uWu comfowt. -UwU TIMON. x3 Nyobwe Ventidius! >_< Weww. -I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of UwU that feathew ^-^ to >_< shake >_> of -UwU My fwiend when ^.^ he >w< must :3 nyeed >_> me. I ^-^ do xDD knyow him -OwO A ^-^ gentweman UwU that ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves :3 a help, -^w^ Which ^.^ he uWu shaww have. I'll pay OwO the ^-^ debt, ÚwÚ and free >_> him. -MESSENGEW. Your ^.^ wowdship >w< evew OwO binds >_> him. -UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to him; I uWu wiww ^-^ send his wansom; -And being enfranchis'd, ;;w;; bid him come ^-^ to >_> me. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to ^w^ hewp OwO the feebwe uWu up, -But ^-^ to :3 suppowt him >w< aftew. Fawe you :33 weww. -MESSENGEW. ^-^ Aww >w< happinyess ^-^ to >_> youw xDD honyouw! Exit - -x3 Entew OwO an OwO OWD ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN - -OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. Wowd >_< Timon, hear me speak. -UwU TIMON. >w< Fweewy, good father. -OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. Thou x3 hast :3 a ^-^ sewvant ^w^ nyam'd ÚwÚ Wuciwius. -UwU TIMON. I ^.^ have >w< so; what >_> of OwO him? -OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. uWu Most x3 nyobwe >_< Timon, caww OwO the man before thee. -UwU TIMON. ^.^ Attends ^.^ he ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow nyo? OwO Wuciwius! -x3 WUCIWIUS. Here, at >_> youw :33 wowdship's uWu sewvice. -OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. :3 This :3 fewwow ;;w;; hewe, Wowd >_< Timon, :3 this >w< thy creature, -By night OwO fwequents my >_< house. I x3 am :3 a man -:33 That ^-^ fwom my ^.^ fiwst ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ;;w;; thwift, -And my ^-^ estate ^-^ desewves OwO an ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ mowe rais'd ->w< Than ^-^ onye ;;w;; which howds :3 a ^.^ twenchew. -UwU TIMON. ^-^ Weww; what :33 fuwthew? -OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. >_< Onye only daughter ^.^ have OwO I, nyo uWu kin ewse, -uWu On xDD whom I ^-^ may confer what I ^.^ have got. -The maid :3 is :33 faiw, o' th' ^w^ youngest uWu fow :3 a bwide, -And I ^.^ have bwed xDD hew at my ;;w;; deawest uWu cost -UwU In ^-^ quawities >_> of OwO the >_> best. :3 This man >_> of UwU thinye -Attempts xDD hew :33 wuv; I ;;w;; pwithee, x3 nyobwe lord, -Join with me ^-^ to fowbid him xDD hew wesowt; -Myself ^.^ have xDD spoke in vain. -UwU TIMON. The man :3 is :33 honyest. -OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ be, OwO Timon. -His xDD honyesty UwU wewawds him in itself; -^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot bear my daughter. -UwU TIMON. uWu Does ^.^ she love OwO him? -OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. She :3 is x3 young ÚwÚ and apt: -Our >_> own OwO pwecedent ^.^ passions ^-^ do uWu instwuct OwO us -What UwU wevity's in uWu youth. -UwU TIMON. ^-^ Wuv you OwO the ^-^ maid? -x3 WUCIWIUS. >w< Ay, my good lord, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_< accepts >_> of it. -OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. >w< If in xDD hew mawwiage my consent >w< be >_< missing, -I caww OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to witness I uWu wiww OwO choose -Minye ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ fwom :3 fowth OwO the >_< beggaws >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, -And ^.^ dispossess xDD hew all. -UwU TIMON. OwO How uWu shaww ^.^ she >w< be endow'd, ->w< If ^.^ she >w< be OwO mated with OwO an >w< equaw ^.^ husband? -OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. >_< Thwee tawents uWu on OwO the UwU pwesent; in future, all. -UwU TIMON. :3 This ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath sewv'd me wong;. -ÚwÚ To build his >_> fowtunye I uWu wiww xDD stwain :3 a little, ->_< Fow 'tis :3 a bond in ^-^ men. >w< Give him >w< thy daughter: -What you uWu bestow, in him I'll ÚwÚ countewpoise, -And ^-^ make him ^.^ weigh with :3 hew. -OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. uWu Most x3 nyobwe lord, ->_< Pawn me ^-^ to :3 this >_> youw xDD honyouw, ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ his. -UwU TIMON. UwU My hand ^-^ to thee; >_< minye uWu honyouw uWu on my >w< pwomise. -x3 WUCIWIUS. ;;w;; Humbwy I :3 thank >_> youw >_> wowdship. uWu Nyevew ^-^ may -:33 That OwO state ^w^ ow >_> fowtunye ^-^ faww OwO into my UwU keeping -^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ owed ^-^ to xDD you! ->_< Exeunt LUCILIUS ÚwÚ and OwO OWD ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN -UwU POET. UwU [Pwesenting his ^w^ poem] Vouchsafe my >w< wabouw, ÚwÚ and wong live >_> youw -ÚwÚ wowdship! -UwU TIMON. I :3 thank OwO you; you uWu shaww hear ^-^ fwom me anyon; -uWu Go ^.^ nyot >_> away. What ^.^ have you there, my fwiend? -:3 PAINTEW. OwO A piece >_> of xDD painting, ;;w;; which I ^-^ do uWu beseech -Your ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >w< accept. -UwU TIMON. Painting :3 is welcome. -The ^.^ painting :3 is ^w^ awmost OwO the :3 nyatuwaw >w< man; ->_< Fow >_< since ^-^ dishonyouw >_< twaffics with ÚwÚ man's UwU nyatuwe, -ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but >w< outside; ^.^ these ;;w;; penciww'd :33 figuwes awe ->_< Even such as uWu they ^w^ give >_< out. I >_< wike >_> youw work, -And you uWu shaww find I >_< wike xDD it; OwO wait uWu attendance -;;w;; Tiww you hear further ^-^ fwom >_> me. -:3 PAINTEW. The UwU gods OwO pwesewve :33 ye! -UwU TIMON. ^.^ Weww fare you, gentleman. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; -We >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu dinye >w< togethew. >_> Siw, >_> youw >_> jewew -;;w;; Hath x3 suffewed uWu undew :3 pwaise. -JEWEWWEW. >_> What, my wowd! ^-^ Dispwaise? -UwU TIMON. OwO A mere >w< satiety >_> of commendations; ->w< If I shouwd pay you uWu fow't as 'tis ;;w;; extoww'd, -^w^ It would unclew me x3 quite. -JEWEWWEW. UwU My lord, 'tis x3 wated -UwU As x3 those ;;w;; which ;;w;; seww would :3 give; uWu but you ;;w;; weww xDD knyow -OwO Things >_> of >_< wike vawue, differing in OwO the owners, -uWu Awe prized uWu by theiw >w< mastews. Bewieve't, dear lord, -You OwO mend OwO the >_> jewew uWu by OwO the wearing it. -UwU TIMON. ^.^ Weww x3 mock'd. - -x3 Entew uWu APEMANTUS - -uWu MEWCHANT. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ^.^ he ^-^ speaks OwO the ^w^ common tongue, -^w^ Which >w< aww x3 men speak with >_> him. -UwU TIMON. Wook ^-^ who comes xDD hewe; uWu wiww you >w< be chid? -JEWEWWEW. >w< We'ww ^-^ beaw, with >_> youw >_> wowdship. -uWu MEWCHANT. He'll spawe none. -UwU TIMON. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to ^.^ thee, gentwe xDD Apemantus! -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Tiww I >w< be gentle, stay :3 thou uWu fow >w< thy good morrow; -When :3 thou art Timon's dog, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these knyaves :33 honyest. -UwU TIMON. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou caww them knyaves? Thou uWu knyow'st them not. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot OwO Athenyians? -UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Yes. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Then I ^w^ wepent not. -JEWEWWEW. You xDD knyow uWu me, x3 Apemantus? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou uWu knyow'st I do; I xDD caww'd ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< thy >w< nyame. -UwU TIMON. Thou art proud, Apemantus. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Of nyothing OwO so >w< much as UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO Timon. -UwU TIMON. Whither art going? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ To xDD knyock >_< out OwO an >w< honyest ^.^ Athenyian's uWu bwains. -UwU TIMON. ^.^ That's :3 a deed ^w^ thou't die OwO fow. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Right, ^-^ if UwU doing nyothing >w< be death uWu by th' waw. -UwU TIMON. OwO How lik'st :3 thou :3 this picture, x3 Apemantus? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. The best, uWu fow OwO the innocence. -UwU TIMON. Wwought ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww UwU that ^w^ painted it? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ He wrought better UwU that :3 made OwO the :33 paintew; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :33 he's -uWu but :3 a fiwthy piece >_> of OwO wowk. -:3 PAINTEW. Y'awe :3 a >_< dog. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Thy >_> mothew's >_> of my generation; ^w^ what's :33 she, ^-^ if I >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ dog? -UwU TIMON. uWu Wiwt uWu dinye with uWu me, x3 Apemantus? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Nyo; I xDD eat ^.^ nyot wowds. -UwU TIMON. An :3 thou ^-^ shouwdst, :33 thou'dst :3 angew ladies. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 O, uWu they xDD eat lords; OwO so uWu they come uWu by gweat :3 bewwies. -UwU TIMON. ^.^ That's :3 a >w< wascivious uWu appwehension. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ^w^ So :3 thou >_< appwehend'st ^.^ it UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy xDD wabouw. -UwU TIMON. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou >_< wike :3 this ^-^ jewew, x3 Apemantus? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww as ;;w;; pwain deawing, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu cost :3 a man -:3 a ÚwÚ doit. -UwU TIMON. What OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think 'tis worth? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Nyot wowth my :3 thinking. OwO How nyow, ^w^ poet! -UwU POET. OwO How nyow, :33 phiwosophew! -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou ^w^ wiest. -UwU POET. Awt ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ onye? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Yes. -UwU POET. ;;w;; Then I lie not. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Awt ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU poet? -UwU POET. ÚwÚ Yes. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Then :3 thou ^w^ wiest. Wook in >w< thy last work, xDD whewe :3 thou x3 hast -:3 feign'd him :3 a >w< wowthy fewwow. -UwU POET. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ feign'd- ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ so. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Yes, ^.^ he :3 is >w< wowthy >_> of ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to pay ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy -xDD wabouw. ÚwÚ He UwU that loves ^-^ to >w< be flattered :3 is >w< wowthy o' th' uWu fwattewew. -Heavens, UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a wowd! -UwU TIMON. What wouldst ^-^ do then, x3 Apemantus? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. uWu E'en as Apemantus OwO does nyow: UwU hate :3 a lord with my ÚwÚ heawt. -UwU TIMON. >_> What, thysewf? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay. -UwU TIMON. >_< Whewefowe? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 That I xDD had nyo :3 angwy ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to >w< be :3 a OwO wowd.- Awt ^.^ nyot :3 thou :3 a -OwO mewchant? -uWu MEWCHANT. >w< Ay, Apemantus. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. xDD Twaffic xDD confound ^.^ thee, ^-^ if OwO the UwU gods uWu wiww :33 nyot! -uWu MEWCHANT. >w< If ^.^ twaffic ^-^ do it, OwO the UwU gods ^-^ do it. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Traffic's >w< thy god, ÚwÚ and >w< thy god xDD confound thee! - -x3 Twumpet sounds. x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -UwU TIMON. What trumpet's ÚwÚ that? -MESSENGEW. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ Awcibiades, ÚwÚ and >w< some twenty OwO howse, -^-^ Aww >_> of companionship. -UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Pway UwU entewtain them; ^w^ give them ^w^ guide ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. ->_< Exeunt >w< some attendants -You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu dinye with >_> me. uWu Go ^.^ nyot you x3 hence -;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have >_< thank'd you. When ÚwÚ dinnyew's x3 donye -Show me :3 this piece. I x3 am >_< joyfuw >_> of >_> youw sights. - -x3 Entew >w< AWCIBIADES, with OwO the west - -uWu Most welcome, :3 siw! ^.^ [They x3 sawute] -;;w;; APEMANTUS. UwU So, so, ;;w;; thewe! ->_> Aches :33 contwact ÚwÚ and stawve >_> youw UwU suppwe >w< joints! -:33 That there shouwd >w< be small love ÚwÚ amongst ^.^ these ^w^ sweet knaves, -And >w< aww :3 this couwtesy! The xDD stwain >_> of ÚwÚ man's bwed >_< out -x3 Into ^.^ baboon ÚwÚ and uWu monkey. -uWu AWCIBIADES. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have OwO sav'd my longing, ÚwÚ and I :33 feed -uWu Most >w< hungewwy uWu on >_> youw ^w^ sight. -UwU TIMON. Wight welcome, :3 siw! -Ewe ^-^ we xDD depawt ^w^ we'ww share :3 a >w< bounteous UwU time -UwU In diffewent ^.^ pweasuwes. ;;w;; Pway you, let OwO us in. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu APEMANTUS - -x3 Entew two LORDS - -OwO FIWST LORD. What UwU time o' :3 day :33 is't, x3 Apemantus? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Time ^-^ to >w< be :33 honyest. -OwO FIWST LORD. :33 That UwU time sewves ^.^ stiww. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. The ^-^ mowe accursed :3 thou UwU that still ^.^ omit'st it. -x3 SECOND LORD. Thou art ^-^ going ^-^ to Wowd Timon's ^-^ feast. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay; ^-^ to UwU see meat fiww knyaves ÚwÚ and xDD winye heat fools. -x3 SECOND LORD. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou art :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to ;;w;; bid me faweweww twice. -x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ Why, x3 Apemantus? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Shouwdst ^.^ have ^-^ kept ^-^ onye ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, uWu fow I UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ give -ÚwÚ thee none. -OwO FIWST LORD. >w< Hang thysewf. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, I uWu wiww ^-^ do nyothing at >w< thy uWu bidding; ^-^ make >w< thy wequests -^-^ to >w< thy >w< fwiend. -x3 SECOND LORD. Away, xDD unpeaceabwe dog, ^w^ ow I'll x3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. I uWu wiww fly, >_< wike :3 a dog, OwO the ^.^ heews o' th' ass. Exit -OwO FIWST LORD. >w< He's >w< opposite ^-^ to ^.^ humanyity. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we in -And ÚwÚ taste Wowd Timon's :33 bounty? ÚwÚ He OwO outgoes -The vewy OwO heawt >_> of kindness. -x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He ^w^ pouws ^.^ it out: Plutus, OwO the god >_> of ^.^ gowd, -^-^ Is uWu but his ^.^ stewawd; nyo meed uWu but ^.^ he wepays -UwU Sevenfowd :33 abuv itself; nyo >_> gift ^-^ to him -But >_> bweeds OwO the ^-^ givew :3 a xDD wetuwn >w< exceeding -^-^ Aww ;;w;; use >_> of quittance. -OwO FIWST LORD. The nyobwest :33 mind ^.^ he >_> cawwies -:33 That >w< evew guvwn'd xDD man. -x3 SECOND LORD. Wong ^-^ may ^.^ he live in :3 fowtunyes! uWu shaww ^-^ we OwO in? -OwO FIWST LORD. I'll ^-^ keep you :33 company. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A :3 woom >_> of OwO state in TIMON'S house - -Hautboys playing loud UwU music. OwO A gweat ^.^ banquet sewv'd in; ->_> FWAVIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews ^.^ attending; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ entew LORD TIMON, OwO the UwU states, -OwO the ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN LORDS, OwO VENTIDIUS, ;;w;; which TIMON xDD wedeem'd ^-^ fwom prison. -;;w;; Then uWu comes, dropping aftew aww, ÚwÚ APEMANTUS, discontentedly, >_< wike ^-^ himsewf - ->_> VENTIDIUS. uWu Most honoured >_< Timon, -^w^ It ;;w;; hath pleas'd OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to wemembew my >_< fathew's ^-^ age, -And caww him ^-^ to wong ^-^ peace. -ÚwÚ He :3 is gonye happy, ÚwÚ and >_> has weft me :3 wich. ->_> Then, as in ;;w;; gwatefuw :3 viwtue I x3 am bound -ÚwÚ To >_> youw free xDD heawt, I ^-^ do xDD wetuwn x3 those :3 tawents, -^w^ Doubwed with ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and UwU sewvice, ^-^ fwom uWu whose ^w^ hewp -I deriv'd :33 wibewty. -UwU TIMON. :33 O, uWu by nyo means, -Honyest Ventidius! You >_> mistake my :33 wuv; -I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ fweewy ^w^ evew; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's UwU nyonye -^w^ Can ^.^ twuwy uWu say ^.^ he gives, ^-^ if ^.^ he :3 weceives. ->w< If ^-^ ouw x3 bettews xDD pway at UwU that game, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyot dare -ÚwÚ To imitate them: faults UwU that awe rich awe x3 faiw. ->_> VENTIDIUS. OwO A x3 nyobwe spirit! -UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Nyay, my x3 wowds, >_< cewemony ÚwÚ was uWu but >_< devis'd at ^.^ fiwst -ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a gloss uWu on ^.^ faint >_< deeds, >w< howwow x3 wewcomes, -Wecanting goodness, >_< sowwy ewe 'tis shown; -But xDD whewe there :3 is OwO twue friendship there ^.^ nyeeds none. ->_> Pway, sit; ^-^ mowe ^-^ wewcome awe ye ^-^ to my :3 fowtunyes ->w< Than my :3 fowtunyes ^-^ to >_> me. ^.^ [They sit] -OwO FIWST LORD. UwU My lord, ^-^ we :33 awways ^.^ have x3 confess'd it. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. xDD Ho, ^w^ ho, x3 confess'd ^.^ it! UwU Hang'd it, ^.^ have you not? -UwU TIMON. :33 O, uWu Apemantus, you awe welcome. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Nyo; -You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me welcome. -I come ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee OwO thwust me >_< out >_> of doows. -UwU TIMON. :33 Fie, th'art :3 a ^-^ chuww; ye ^.^ have ^w^ got :3 a humouw there -uWu Does ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a >w< man; 'tis >w< much ^-^ to blame. -^.^ They ÚwÚ say, my x3 wowds, Ira furor bwevis ^w^ est; uWu but yond man :3 is >w< evew -xDD angwy. Go, let him ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ tabwe uWu by ;;w;; himsewf; uWu fow ^.^ he OwO does neither -:3 affect >_> company :3 nyow :3 is ^.^ he x3 fit uWu fow't :3 indeed. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. >_> Wet me stay at UwU thinye apperil, OwO Timon. -I come ^-^ to ^w^ obsewve; I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee wawnying on't. -UwU TIMON. I UwU take nyo ^w^ heed >_> of thee. xDD Th'awt OwO an OwO Athenyian, OwO thewefowe -welcome. I ^-^ mysewf would ^.^ have nyo powew; ÚwÚ pwithee let my meat ^-^ make -ÚwÚ thee silent. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. I :33 scown >w< thy ^-^ meat; 't'would uWu choke uWu me, uWu fow I shouwd :33 nye'ew -fwattew thee. :3 O you >_< gods, what :3 a ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of x3 men ;;w;; eats >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ->_> sees >w< 'em :33 nyot! ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves me ^-^ to UwU see OwO so many dip theiw meat in ^-^ onye -ÚwÚ man's bwood; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the UwU madnyess ;;w;; is, ^.^ he >_< cheews them OwO up ^w^ too. -I wonder x3 men dare xDD twust themsewves with ^-^ men. -x3 Methinks uWu they shouwd ^w^ invite them ^-^ without ^w^ knyives: -Good uWu fow theiw meat ÚwÚ and OwO safew uWu fow theiw >w< wives. -There's >w< much example ÚwÚ fow't; OwO the :3 fewwow UwU that OwO sits next him nyow, -pawts xDD bwead with ^w^ him, ^w^ pwedges OwO the >_> bweath >_> of him in :3 a ;;w;; divided -draught, :3 is OwO the OwO weadiest man ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> him. 'T >_> has >_< been OwO pwuvd. >w< If -I ;;w;; wewe :3 a huge man I shouwd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to dwink at :3 meaws. -Lest uWu they shouwd UwU spy my x3 windpipe's dangewous xDD nyotes: -Great x3 men shouwd dwink with >w< hawnyess uWu on theiw >w< thwoats. -UwU TIMON. UwU My lord, in >_< heawt! ÚwÚ and let OwO the OwO heawth >w< go wound. -x3 SECOND LORD. >_> Wet ^.^ it flow :3 this >_< way, my good :33 wowd. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Fwow :3 this >_> way! OwO A bwave ^.^ fewwow! ÚwÚ He >_< keeps his uWu tides :33 weww. -Those heawths uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO state ÚwÚ wook iww, OwO Timon. -Here's UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is xDD too uWu weak ^-^ to >w< be :3 a >_< sinnyew, >w< honyest ^w^ watew, ;;w;; which -:33 nye'ew weft man >w< i' th' mire. -:3 This ÚwÚ and my >_< food awe equals; :33 thewe's nyo ÚwÚ odds.' -ÚwÚ Feasts awe xDD too >_> pwoud ^-^ to ^w^ give ^w^ thanks ^-^ to OwO the xDD gods. - -^-^ APEMANTUS' OwO Gwace - -Immortal >_< gods, I crave nyo :3 pewf; -I pray uWu fow nyo man uWu but ^-^ mysewf. ->_> Gwant I ^-^ may never ^w^ pwuv OwO so OwO fond -ÚwÚ To xDD twust man uWu on his OwO oath ^w^ ow bond, -Ow :3 a hawwot uWu fow xDD hew :3 weeping, -Ow :3 a ^.^ dog UwU that uWu seems >w< a-sweeping, -Ow :3 a keepew with my freedom, -Ow my fwiends, ^-^ if I shouwd :3 nyeed >_< 'em. -UwU Amen. ^w^ So ^-^ faww to't. -UwU Wich x3 men uWu sin, ÚwÚ and I xDD eat ^.^ woot. >_> [Eats ÚwÚ and drinks] - -^.^ Much good ;;w;; dich >w< thy good xDD heawt, xDD Apemantus! -UwU TIMON. x3 Captain ^-^ Awcibiades, >_> youw ^w^ heawt's in OwO the field OwO nyow. -uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is >w< evew at >_> youw UwU sewvice, my :33 wowd. -UwU TIMON. You xDD had wathew >w< be at :3 a ^-^ bweakfast >_> of >_> enyemies than ;;w;; dinnyew >_> of ->_< fwiends. -uWu AWCIBIADES. ^w^ So uWu they ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ bweeding ^w^ nyew, my lord, :33 thewe's nyo meat ->_< wike x3 'em; I :33 couwd ^w^ wish my :33 best fwiend at such :3 a ^-^ feast. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd >w< aww x3 those ^w^ fwattewews ;;w;; wewe UwU thinye >_> enyemies then, UwU that -then :3 thou x3 mightst :33 kiww >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me ^-^ to >_< 'em. -OwO FIWST LORD. OwO Might ^-^ we uWu but ^.^ have UwU that xDD happinyess, my lord, UwU that you -would UwU once ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw hearts, whereby ^-^ we UwU might express >w< some part >_> of -^-^ ouw zeals, ^-^ we shouwd ÚwÚ think uWu ouwsewves uWu fow >w< evew pewfect. -UwU TIMON. :33 O, nyo UwU doubt, my good fwiends, uWu but OwO the UwU gods themsewves ^.^ have -provided UwU that I uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< much ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom you. OwO How xDD had you >_< been -my fwiends xDD ewse? UwU Why ^.^ have you UwU that chawitabwe title ^-^ fwom ->w< thousands, >_> did ^.^ nyot you chiefwy belong ^-^ to my :3 heawt? I ^.^ have told -^-^ mowe >_> of you ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf than you can with x3 modesty speak in >_> youw >_> own ->_< behawf; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus :3 faw I ;;w;; confiwm you. :3 O you >_< gods, ÚwÚ think OwO I, what -:3 nyeed ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ any fwiends ^-^ if ^-^ we shouwd :33 nye'ew ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of ;;w;; 'em? -^.^ They ;;w;; wewe OwO the UwU most needless cweatuwes living, shouwd ^-^ we :33 nye'ew -^.^ have ;;w;; use uWu fow x3 'em; ÚwÚ and would UwU most resemble ^w^ sweet xDD instwuments :3 hung -OwO up in cases, UwU that ^-^ keep theiw x3 sounds ^-^ to :3 themsewves. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have ->_< often :33 wish'd ^-^ mysewf poowew, UwU that I UwU might come nearer ^-^ to you. We -awe :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ do benefits; ÚwÚ and what better ^w^ ow >_> pwopewew can ^-^ we caww -^-^ ouw >_> own than OwO the riches >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu fwiends? :33 O, what :3 a pwecious -comfort 'tis ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO so many >_< wike bwothews ^-^ commanding ^-^ onye -x3 anyothew's :3 fowtunyes! :33 O, :33 joy's uWu e'en :3 made away ere't can >w< be uWu bown! -Minye eyes cannyot howd >_< out ^w^ watew, :3 methinks. ÚwÚ To ^-^ fowget theiw -fauwts, I dwink ^-^ to you. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou :33 weep'st ^-^ to ^-^ make them x3 dwink, OwO Timon. -x3 SECOND LORD. Joy xDD had OwO the >_< wike conception in ^-^ ouw >_> eyes, -And at UwU that x3 instant >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; babe ^w^ spwung :33 up. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. xDD Ho, UwU ho! I waugh ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that ;;w;; babe :3 a >w< bastawd. -uWu THIWD LORD. I pwomise you, my lord, you ;;w;; mov'd me ^w^ much. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Much! >_< [Sound tucket] -UwU TIMON. What :3 means UwU that >_< twump? - -x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - -OwO How ^w^ nyow? -SERVANT. UwU Pwease you, my lord, there awe ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; wadies UwU most -xDD desiwous >_> of :3 admittance. -UwU TIMON. Ladies! What awe theiw wiwws? -SERVANT. Thewe comes with them :3 a forerunner, my lord, ;;w;; which uWu beaws -UwU that >w< office ^-^ to signify theiw ^.^ pweasuwes. -UwU TIMON. I pray let them >w< be admitted. - -x3 Entew >w< CUPID -:33 CUPID. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >w< wowthy >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww -:33 That >_> of his bounties taste! The five :33 best >w< Senses -Acknowledge ÚwÚ thee theiw >_> patwon, ÚwÚ and come ^-^ fweewy -ÚwÚ To :3 gwatuwate >w< thy ^-^ pwenteous >_< bosom. ^-^ Th' Ear, -Taste, >_< Touch, Smeww, pleas'd ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ tabwe x3 wise; -^.^ They only :3 nyow come uWu but ^-^ to feast UwU thinye OwO eyes. -UwU TIMON. They'we ^-^ wewcome uWu aww; let >w< 'em ^.^ have >w< kind :3 admittance. ->_< Music, ^-^ make theiw welcome. Exit >w< CUPID -OwO FIWST LORD. You >_> see, my lord, how uWu ampwe >_< y'awe :3 bewov'd. - -Music. ;;w;; We-entew CUPID, UwU witb :3 a ^-^ Masque >_> of uWu WADIES as >w< Amazons, -with ;;w;; wutes in theiw x3 hands, ^-^ dancing ÚwÚ and playing - -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Hoy-day, what :3 a ;;w;; sweep >_> of vanyity comes :3 this >_> way! -^.^ They ;;w;; dance? ^.^ They awe mad >w< women. -;;w;; Wike UwU madnyess :3 is OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of :3 this xDD wife, -UwU As :3 this OwO pomp >w< shows ^-^ to :3 a wittwe uWu oiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ woot. -We ^-^ make uWu ouwsewves fools ^-^ to disport >w< ouwsewves, -And uWu spend ^-^ ouw fwattewies ^-^ to dwink x3 those x3 men -:3 Upon uWu whose :3 age ^-^ we UwU void ^.^ it OwO up UwU again -x3 With poisonyous ^-^ spite ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envy. -OwO Who ;;w;; wives that's ^.^ nyot depraved ^w^ ow ;;w;; depwaves? -OwO Who >_> dies UwU that uWu beaws ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye x3 spuwn ^-^ to theiw >_< gwaves -x3 Of theiw >_< fwiends' OwO gift? -I shouwd ;;w;; feaw x3 those UwU that ^-^ dance before me :3 nyow -Wouwd ^-^ onye :3 day stamp x3 upon >_> me. 'T >_> has >_< been donye: -Men OwO shut theiw :33 doows x3 against :3 a setting OwO sun. - -The LORDS xDD wise ^-^ fwom table, with >w< much adoring >_> of -x3 TIMON; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to show theiw >_> wuvs, OwO each >w< singwe >_< out OwO an ->_< Amazon, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^w^ dance, x3 men UwU witb :3 women, :3 a lofty -xDD stwain ^w^ ow two ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ hautboys, ÚwÚ and OwO cease - -UwU TIMON. You ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pweasuwes >w< much >w< gwace, fair uWu wadies, -ÚwÚ Set :3 a fair ^.^ fashion uWu on ^-^ ouw >_> entewtainment, -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot half OwO so xDD beautifuw ÚwÚ and x3 kind; -You ^.^ have ÚwÚ added wowth unto't ÚwÚ and uWu wustwe, -And >w< entewtain'd me with >_< minye >_> own >w< device; -I x3 am ^-^ to :3 thank you for't. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. UwU My lord, you UwU take OwO us x3 even at OwO the >_> best. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO Faith, uWu fow OwO the wowst :3 is ÚwÚ fiwthy, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot howd ->_> taking, I x3 doubt >_> me. -UwU TIMON. uWu Wadies, there :3 is OwO an :33 idwe ^.^ banquet attends OwO you; -UwU Pwease you ^-^ to >_< dispose ÚwÚ youwsewves. -^w^ AWW xDD WADIES. uWu Most thankfully, my :33 wowd. ->_< Exeunt >w< CUPID ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES -UwU TIMON. Flavius! -x3 FWAVIUS. UwU My UwU wowd? -UwU TIMON. The wittwe x3 casket bwing me hithew. -x3 FWAVIUS. x3 Yes, my :33 wowd. ^-^ [Aside] Mowe jewews x3 yet! -Thewe :3 is nyo crossing him :33 in's humouw, -Else I shouwd tell x3 him- ;;w;; weww >w< i' :33 faith, I should- -When all's x3 spent, he'd >w< be ;;w;; cwoss'd then, OwO an ^.^ he uWu couwd. -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity bounty xDD had ^.^ nyot eyes ^.^ behind, -:33 That man UwU might :33 nye'ew >w< be wwetched uWu fow his mind. Exit -OwO FIWST LORD. :3 Whewe >w< be ^-^ ouw ^.^ men? -SERVANT. Here, my lord, in xDD weadinyess. -x3 SECOND LORD. Our howses! - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, with OwO the x3 casket - -UwU TIMON. :3 O my fwiends, -I ^.^ have ^-^ onye >_> wowd ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ to you. Wook you, my good lord, -I >w< must entweat you uWu honyouw me OwO so >w< much -UwU As ^-^ to ^.^ advance :3 this jewel; accept ^.^ it ÚwÚ and wear it, -UwU Kind my :33 wowd. -OwO FIWST LORD. I x3 am OwO so :3 faw already in >_> youw ^.^ gifts- -ALL. ^w^ So awe ^-^ we all. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANT. UwU My lord, there awe ÚwÚ cewtain nobles >_> of OwO the Senate newly -alighted ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to >w< visit you. -UwU TIMON. ^.^ They awe ^w^ faiwwy welcome. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT -x3 FWAVIUS. I uWu beseech >_> youw xDD honyouw, OwO vouchsafe me :3 a ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it OwO does -OwO concewn you >w< nyeaw. -UwU TIMON. ^-^ Nyeaw! UwU Why then, another UwU time I'll hear thee. I ÚwÚ pwithee wet's ->w< be provided ^-^ to show them entewtainment. -x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I scarce xDD knyow ÚwÚ how. - -x3 Entew another ^.^ SEWVANT - -x3 SECOND SERVANT. May ^.^ it >w< pwease OwO vouw xDD honyouw, Wowd >_< Wucius, >_< out >_> of his -free love, ;;w;; hath presented ^-^ to you ;;w;; fouw >w< miwk-white OwO howses, twapp'd -in ÚwÚ siwvew. -UwU TIMON. I uWu shaww accept them fairly. >_> Wet OwO the pwesents -Be :3 wowthiwy x3 entewtain'd. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT - -x3 Entew :3 a third ^.^ SEWVANT - -OwO How nyow! What x3 nyews? -uWu THIWD SERVANT. UwU Pwease you, my lord, UwU that honyouwabwe ;;w;; gentweman, Wowd -ÚwÚ Wucuwwus, ;;w;; entweats >_> youw >_> company to-morrow ^-^ to uWu hunt with him ÚwÚ and ->_> has x3 sent >_> youw uWu honyouw two >w< bwace >_> of greyhounds. -UwU TIMON. I'll uWu hunt with him; ÚwÚ and let them >w< be weceiv'd, -:3 Nyot ^-^ without fair ^w^ wewawd. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT -x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ [Aside] What uWu wiww :3 this come UwU to? -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ commands OwO us ^-^ to :3 pwovide ÚwÚ and ^w^ give gweat ÚwÚ gifts, -And >w< aww >_< out >_> of OwO an uWu empty ^.^ coffew; -Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he xDD knyow his ^-^ puwse, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ yiewd me this, -ÚwÚ To show him what :3 a >_< beggaw his OwO heawt ;;w;; is, ->_> Being >_> of nyo power ^-^ to ^-^ make his :3 wishes :33 good. -His ^w^ pwomises UwU fwy OwO so uWu beyond his OwO state -:33 That what ^.^ he ^-^ speaks :3 is >w< aww in OwO debt; ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes ->_< Fow UwU ev'wy :33 wowd. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO so >w< kind UwU that ^.^ he :3 nyow -Pays ;;w;; intewest ÚwÚ fow't; his land's >w< put ^-^ to theiw ^-^ books. -Weww, would I ;;w;; wewe gently >w< put >_< out >_> of >w< office -Before I ;;w;; wewe fowc'd ;;w;; out! -Happiew :3 is ^.^ he UwU that >_> has nyo fwiend ^-^ to :33 feed ->w< Than such UwU that ^-^ do uWu e'en >_> enyemies x3 exceed. -I bleed xDD inwawdwy uWu fow my :33 wowd. Exit -UwU TIMON. You ^-^ do youwsewves >w< much ^-^ wwong; -You ÚwÚ bate xDD too >w< much >_> of >_> youw >_> own UwU mewits. -Here, my lord, :3 a twifwe >_> of ^-^ ouw wuv. -x3 SECOND LORD. x3 With ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common ^w^ thanks I uWu wiww weceive it. -uWu THIWD LORD. :33 O, :33 he's OwO the vewy ^w^ souw >_> of ÚwÚ bounty! -UwU TIMON. And :3 nyow I :33 wemembew, my lord, you >_> gave good uWu wowds OwO the uWu othew -:3 day >_> of :3 a :33 bay >_< couwsew I rode x3 on. ^.^ 'Tis x3 youws ^.^ because you x3 wik'd it. -uWu THIWD LORD. :33 O, I uWu beseech you pawdon uWu me, my lord, in ;;w;; that. -UwU TIMON. You ^-^ may UwU take my ;;w;; wowd, my uWu wowd: I xDD knyow nyo man -^w^ Can justly UwU pwaise uWu but what ^.^ he OwO does ;;w;; affect. -I ^.^ weigh my UwU fwiend's xDD affection with >_< minye >w< own. -I'll tell you true; I'll caww ^-^ to you. -^w^ AWW xDD WOWDS. :33 O, UwU nyonye OwO so welcome! -UwU TIMON. I UwU take >w< aww ÚwÚ and >_> youw uWu sevewaw UwU visitations -^w^ So >w< kind ^-^ to OwO heawt 'tis ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to :3 give; -x3 Methinks I :33 couwd ^-^ deaw xDD kingdoms ^-^ to my fwiends -And :33 nye'ew >w< be weary. ^-^ Awcibiades, -Thou art :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, OwO thewefowe uWu sewdom :3 wich. -^w^ It comes in charity ^-^ to thee; uWu fow >w< aww >w< thy :3 wiving -^-^ Is 'mongst OwO the OwO dead, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wands :3 thou x3 hast -Wie in :3 a >_> pitch'd fiewd. -uWu AWCIBIADES. >w< Ay, defil'd wand, my :33 wowd. -OwO FIWST LORD. We awe OwO so OwO viwtuouswy ^-^ bound- -UwU TIMON. And OwO so x3 am I ^-^ to you. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ So infinitely endear'd- -UwU TIMON. ^-^ Aww ^-^ to you. x3 Wights, ^-^ mowe >w< wights! -OwO FIWST LORD. The :33 best >_> of xDD happinyess, xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and UwU fowtunyes, ^-^ keep with -you, Wowd ^-^ Timon! -UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Weady uWu fow his >_< fwiends. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and TIMON -;;w;; APEMANTUS. What :3 a >w< coiw's :3 hewe! -Sewving >_> of becks ÚwÚ and >_> jutting-out >_> of >_< bums! -I x3 doubt whethew theiw >w< wegs >w< be wowth OwO the ÚwÚ sums -:33 That awe >w< given uWu fow >_< 'em. Friendship's :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ dwegs: -x3 Methinks false hearts shouwd never ^.^ have :33 sound wegs. -ÚwÚ Thus >w< honyest fools uWu way >_< out theiw wealth uWu on uWu cuwtsies. -UwU TIMON. Nyow, uWu Apemantus, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot sullen -I would >w< be good ^-^ to thee. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, I'll OwO nyothing; uWu fow ^-^ if I shouwd >w< be brib'd UwU too, there -would >w< be UwU nyonye weft ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw x3 upon ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and then :3 thou wouldst xDD sin -OwO the fastew. Thou >w< giv'st OwO so long, >_< Timon, I ;;w;; feaw me :3 thou xDD wiwt ^w^ give -away thyself in paper >w< showtwy. What ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ these feasts, pomps, -ÚwÚ and vain-glories? -UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you begin ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw uWu on ^w^ society once, I x3 am sworn ^.^ nyot ^-^ to -^w^ give ^-^ wegawd ^-^ to you. Farewell; ÚwÚ and come with better UwU music. -Exit -;;w;; APEMANTUS. >_> So. Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot hear me nyow: :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD then. I'll -^-^ wock >w< thy >w< heaven ^-^ fwom thee. -:3 O UwU that xDD men's ears shouwd >w< be -ÚwÚ To counsew >_< deaf, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; fwattewy! Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -OwO A SENyATOW'S house - -x3 Entew OwO A UwU SENyATOW, with papers in his hand - -ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And :3 wate, five UwU thousand. ÚwÚ To >w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 Isidowe -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ owes :33 nyinye thousand; >w< besides my fowmew >w< sum, -^w^ Which makes ^.^ it five ÚwÚ and uWu twenty. OwO Stiww in motion -x3 Of >_< waging >_< waste? ^w^ It cannyot howd; ^.^ it uWu wiww not. ->w< If I UwU want ^.^ gowd, >_< steaw uWu but :3 a beggar's ^.^ dog -And ^w^ give ^.^ it >_< Timon, >_> why, OwO the ^.^ dog coins >w< gowd. ->w< If I would ;;w;; seww my horse ÚwÚ and ^-^ buy twenty uWu moe ->_< Bettew than >_< he, >_> why, ^w^ give my horse ^-^ to >_< Timon, -^-^ Ask nothing, ^w^ give ^.^ it ^w^ him, ^.^ it >_> foaws me stwaight, -And able >_< howses. :3 Nyo powtew at his gate, -But wathew ^-^ onye UwU that >_> smiwes ÚwÚ and still ^-^ invites -^-^ Aww UwU that xDD pass by. ^w^ It cannyot howd; nyo reason -^w^ Can :33 sound his OwO state in xDD safety. :3 Caphis, UwU ho! -:3 Caphis, I :33 say! - -x3 Entew :3 CAPHIS - -^-^ CAPHIS. Here, siw; what :3 is >_> youw pleasure? -ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU Get uWu on >_> youw :33 cwoak ÚwÚ and haste you ^-^ to Wowd >w< Timon; -UwU Impowtunye him uWu fow my monyeys; >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ ceas'd -x3 With ^w^ swight denyiaw, :3 nyow then siwenc'd when -'Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw master' ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ cap -Plays in OwO the ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; thus; uWu but tell him -UwU My :3 uses x3 cwy ^-^ to uWu me, I >w< must sewve my xDD tuwn -Out >_> of >_< minye own; his >_< days ÚwÚ and xDD times awe ^.^ past, -And my reliances uWu on his ÚwÚ fwacted :33 dates ->_< Have smit my credit. I love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ^w^ him, -But >w< must ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my xDD back ^-^ to ^w^ heaw his finger. -ÚwÚ Immediate awe my needs, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ wewief -Must ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu toss'd ÚwÚ and tuwn'd ^-^ to me in x3 wowds, -But find :3 suppwy immediate. UwU Get you gone; -x3 Put uWu on :3 a UwU most xDD impowtunyate ;;w;; aspect, -OwO A >_> visage >_> of >w< demand; uWu fow I ^-^ do feaw, -When every feathew sticks in his >_> own ;;w;; wing, -Wowd Timon uWu wiww >w< be weft :3 a ^.^ nyaked guww, -^w^ Which >_> fwashes :3 nyow :3 a phoenix. UwU Get you gone. -^-^ CAPHIS. I ÚwÚ go, sir. -ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Take OwO the ÚwÚ bonds ÚwÚ awong with you, -And ^.^ have OwO the :33 dates in ^.^ compt. -^-^ CAPHIS. I wiww, sir. -ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Go. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Before TIMON'S house - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, TIMON'S Steward, with many ^.^ biwws in his hand - -x3 FWAVIUS. :3 Nyo cawe, nyo stop! ^w^ So ÚwÚ sensewess >_> of ÚwÚ expense -:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww neither xDD knyow how ^-^ to maintain ^.^ it -Nyow OwO cease his flow >_> of riot; ^-^ takes nyo >_< account -OwO How >w< things >w< go ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, :3 nyow wesumes nyo cawe -x3 Of what :3 is ^-^ to uWu continyue. uWu Nyevew :33 mind ->_> Was ^-^ to >w< be OwO so unwise ^-^ to >w< be OwO so OwO kind. -What uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; donye? ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear ÚwÚ tiww feew. -I >w< must >w< be x3 wound with >_> him. Nyow ^.^ he comes ^-^ fwom >_< hunting. -:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! - -x3 Entew CAPHIS, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU SEWVANTS x3 Of >_< ISIDOWE ÚwÚ and >_> VAWWO - -^-^ CAPHIS. Good >_< even, Varro. >_> What, you come uWu fow monyey? -x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot >_> youw ^-^ businyess too? -^-^ CAPHIS. ^w^ It is. And x3 youws UwU too, >_> Isidowe? -ISIDORE'S SERVANT. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ so. -^-^ CAPHIS. Wouwd ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ^-^ dischawg'd! -x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. I ;;w;; feaw it. -^-^ CAPHIS. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :33 wowd. - -x3 Entew TIMON ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, with AWCIBIADES - -UwU TIMON. ^w^ So >_> soon as ÚwÚ dinnyew's x3 donye ^w^ we'ww :3 fowth uWu again, -UwU My ^.^ Awcibiades.- x3 With x3 me? What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? -^-^ CAPHIS. UwU My lord, here :3 is :3 a ^-^ nyote >_> of ÚwÚ cewtain x3 dues. -UwU TIMON. ^.^ Dues! >_> Whence awe you? -^-^ CAPHIS. x3 Of :33 Athens ;;w;; hewe, my :33 wowd. -UwU TIMON. uWu Go ^-^ to my ^w^ stewawd. -^-^ CAPHIS. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw :3 wowdship, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< put me x3 off -ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU succession >_> of OwO nyew >_< days :3 this >w< month. -UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is uWu awak'd uWu by gweat >w< occasion -ÚwÚ To caww x3 upon his own, ÚwÚ and humbly uWu pways you -:33 That with >_> youw uWu othew x3 nyobwe pawts ^w^ you'ww suit -UwU In giving him his >_> wight. -UwU TIMON. Minye >w< honyest OwO fwiend, -I ÚwÚ pwithee uWu but wepaiw ^-^ to me next x3 mownying. -^-^ CAPHIS. ;;w;; Nyay, good my wowd- -UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Contain ÚwÚ thysewf, good >w< fwiend. -x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. >_< Onye Varro's x3 sewvant, my good wowd- -ISIDORE'S SERVANT. From Isidore: ^.^ he humbly uWu pways >_> youw :3 speedy -^.^ payment- -^-^ CAPHIS. >w< If you >_> did >w< knyow, my lord, my >_< mastew's xDD wants- -x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 due uWu on forfeiture, my lord, OwO six ;;w;; weeks ÚwÚ and -^.^ past. -ISIDORE'S SERVANT. Your ^.^ stewawd ^-^ puts me OwO off, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and -I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ expwesswy ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. -UwU TIMON. >w< Give me ^.^ bweath. -I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, good my x3 wowds, ^-^ keep OwO on; -I'll OwO wait x3 upon you instantly. ->_< Exeunt AWCIBIADES ÚwÚ and LORDS -uWu [To FWAVIUS] Come hithew. ;;w;; Pway you, -OwO How :33 goes OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I x3 am ;;w;; thus UwU encount'wed -x3 With >_< cwamowous demands >_> of OwO date-bwoke ÚwÚ bonds -And OwO the ^.^ detention >_> of :33 wong-since-due debts, -uWu Against my honour? -x3 FWAVIUS. UwU Pwease you, gentlemen, -The UwU time :3 is >w< unyagweeabwe ^-^ to :3 this :33 businyess. -Your importunacy OwO cease ÚwÚ tiww aftew dinnyew, -:33 That I ^-^ may ^-^ make his ^.^ wowdship undewstand ->w< Whewefowe you awe ^.^ nyot >_< paid. -UwU TIMON. Do so, my >_< fwiends. -^w^ See them ;;w;; weww x3 entewtain'd. Exit -x3 FWAVIUS. ;;w;; Pway dwaw >w< nyeaw. Exit - -x3 Entew uWu APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and >_> FOOW - -^-^ CAPHIS. >w< Stay, ÚwÚ stay, here comes OwO the OwO foow with Apemantus. -Let's UwU ha' >w< some uWu spowt with >_< 'em. -x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. >w< Hang ^w^ him, :3 he'ww ^w^ abuse >_< us! -ISIDORE'S SERVANT. OwO A pwague x3 upon ^w^ him, xDD dog! -x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. OwO How dost, xDD foow? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Dost >_< diawogue with >w< thy shadow? -x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. I speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to thee. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, 'tis ^-^ to thysewf. uWu [To OwO the FOOW] Come >_> away. -ISIDORE'S SERVANT. uWu [To x3 VAWWO'S SEWVANT] There's OwO the OwO foow OwO hangs uWu on ->_> youw xDD back awweady. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, :3 thou stand'st single; th'art ^.^ nyot uWu on him >_> yet. -^-^ CAPHIS. Where's OwO the OwO foow ^w^ nyow? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ He last ÚwÚ ask'd OwO the :33 question. OwO Poow uWu wogues ÚwÚ and usurers' ->_< men! UwU Bawds :3 between gold ÚwÚ and >_> want! -^w^ AWW SERVANTS. What awe >_> we, x3 Apemantus? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Asses. -^w^ AWW SERVANTS. Why? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 That you ÚwÚ ask me what you awe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow -ÚwÚ youwsewves. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to >w< 'em, >_> foow. ->_> FOOW. OwO How ^-^ do you, ;;w;; gentwemen? -^w^ AWW SERVANTS. >_< Gwamewcies, good >_> foow. OwO How OwO does >_> youw mistwess? ->_> FOOW. x3 She's uWu e'en setting uWu on >w< watew ^-^ to scawd such chickens as you ->_> awe. Wouwd ^-^ we :33 couwd UwU see you at Cowinth! -;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 Good! gramercy. - -x3 Entew :3 PAGE - ->_> FOOW. Wook you, here comes my x3 mistwess' ^.^ page. -UwU PAGE. uWu [To OwO the FOOW] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ÚwÚ Captain? What ^-^ do you in :3 this xDD wise -xDD company? OwO How OwO dost thou, x3 Apemantus? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd I xDD had :3 a ;;w;; wod in my uWu mouth, UwU that I UwU might ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee +:3 mistwesses to UwU Awcibiades + +CUPID +>_< AMAZONS +uWu in x3 the ^w^ Masque + +;;w;; Wowds, >_< Senyatows, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, ÚwÚ Sewvants, Thieves, ÚwÚ and +^-^ Attendants + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +^.^ Athens ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ nyeighbouwing :33 woods + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +OwO Athens. ÚwÚ TIMON'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ^w^ POET, ;;w;; PAINTEW, ^w^ JEWEWWEW, MERCHANT, ÚwÚ and >_< MEWCEW, uWu at sevewaw x3 doows + +ÚwÚ POET. ^-^ Good ^-^ day, sir. +PAINTEW. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ;;w;; y'awe well. +ÚwÚ POET. UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen xDD you xDD wong; >w< how xDD goes x3 the :33 wowwd? +PAINTEW. ^.^ It >_< weaws, ^w^ siw, >_< as >w< it grows. +ÚwÚ POET. Ay, ^w^ that's weww knyown. +OwO But >_> what xDD pawticuwaw ÚwÚ wawity? >_> What >_> stwange, +>_< Which manyifowd xDD wecowd nyot uWu matches? :3 See, +Magic of x3 bounty, aww these ;;w;; spiwits >w< thy powew +>_< Hath ^w^ conjuw'd to ^w^ attend! UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ mewchant. +PAINTEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow them both; x3 th' ;;w;; othew's :3 a jewewwew. +ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. >_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ wowd! +xDD JEWEWWEW. Nyay, ^w^ that's UwU most >_< fix'd. +ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ^-^ A UwU most incomparable xDD man; bweath'd, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, +;;w;; To >w< an untirable ÚwÚ and continuate >_< goodnyess. +>w< He passes. +xDD JEWEWWEW. UwU I uWu have :3 a jewel here- +ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. >_< O, pray >_> wet's ;;w;; see't. For x3 the Lord >w< Timon, UwU siw? +xDD JEWEWWEW. ;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD wiww :33 touch x3 the ^.^ estimate. OwO But fow >_< that- +ÚwÚ POET. x3 When ^.^ we fow recompense uWu have UwU pwais'd x3 the ^w^ viwe, +^.^ It ^.^ stains x3 the :3 gwowy uWu in :3 that ^w^ happy >_> vewse +>_< Which uWu aptwy ^-^ sings x3 the UwU good. +ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ;;w;; [Wooking uWu at x3 the jewew] 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ good fowm. +xDD JEWEWWEW. xDD And ;;w;; wich. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >_< watew, wook uWu ye. +PAINTEW. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ wapt, ^w^ siw, uWu in x3 some work, x3 some dedication +;;w;; To x3 the great OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ POET. ^-^ A ^.^ thing slipp'd idly from x3 me. +Our poesy >_> is >_< as :3 a ^w^ gum, which oozes +Fwom >_> whence UwU 'tis ^.^ nyouwish'd. uWu The fire :33 i' x3 th' OwO fwint +uWu Shows nyot >w< tiww >w< it be struck: UwU ouw ^-^ gentwe fwame +UwU Pwovokes itself, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike x3 the :3 cuwwent fwies +x3 Each bound >w< it chafes. >_> What uWu have xDD you OwO thewe? +PAINTEW. ^-^ A >_< pictuwe, sir. x3 When x3 comes x3 youw ^w^ book uWu fowth? +ÚwÚ POET. >_> Upon x3 the heels of x3 my presentment, sir. +:3 Wet's >_> see x3 youw piece. +PAINTEW. 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ good piece. +ÚwÚ POET. ^w^ So ÚwÚ 'tis; ÚwÚ this x3 comes x3 off weww ÚwÚ and excellent. +PAINTEW. :3 Indiffewent. +ÚwÚ POET. OwO Admiwabwe. How ÚwÚ this xDD gwace +:33 Speaks :33 his UwU own ^-^ standing! >_> What :3 a mental powew +This ^w^ eye >_< shoots OwO fowth! How big xDD imaginyation +Muvs uWu in ÚwÚ this wip! ;;w;; To x3 th' dumbnyess of x3 the uWu gestuwe +x3 Onye ^w^ might OwO intewpwet. +PAINTEW. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a OwO pwetty ^w^ mocking of x3 the life. +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >w< touch; :3 is't good? +ÚwÚ POET. UwU I xDD wiww >_> say of >w< it +^.^ It ÚwÚ tutows :33 nyatuwe. Awtificiaw uWu stwife +Wives uWu in these >_< touches, ;;w;; wivewiew than life. + +Entew xDD cewtain SENyATOWS, ÚwÚ and pass uvw + +PAINTEW. How ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd >_> is ;;w;; fowwowed! +ÚwÚ POET. uWu The :3 senyatows of UwU Athens- ^w^ happy ;;w;; man! +PAINTEW. x3 Wook, moe! +ÚwÚ POET. >_> You >_> see ÚwÚ this OwO confwuence, ÚwÚ this great flood of visitors. +UwU I uWu have uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO wough ^.^ wowk shap'd x3 out :3 a x3 man +;;w;; Whom ÚwÚ this >_< benyeath wowwd xDD doth >_< embwace ÚwÚ and hug +With amplest >w< entewtainment. OwO My fwee dwift +>w< Hawts nyot ;;w;; pawticuwawwy, >_> but moves itsewf +^w^ In :3 a uWu wide sea of ^-^ tax. No levell'd malice +x3 Infects one comma uWu in x3 the course UwU I OwO howd, +OwO But fwies >w< an >_> eagwe x3 fwight, bold ÚwÚ and fowth ;;w;; on, +^.^ Weaving nyo ^.^ twact behind. +PAINTEW. How UwU shaww UwU I understand you? +ÚwÚ POET. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ unbowt to OwO you. +>_> You >_> see >w< how aww conditions, >w< how aww xDD minds- +;;w;; As weww of ^-^ gwib ÚwÚ and slipp'ry ^-^ cweatuwes >_< as +Of :3 gwave ÚwÚ and :33 austewe :3 quawity, xDD tendew down +^-^ Theiw >_< sewvices to Lord xDD Timon. ÚwÚ His large fowtunye, +>_> Upon :33 his ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and >_> gwacious ÚwÚ nyatuwe hanging, +^w^ Subdues ÚwÚ and properties to :33 his wuv ÚwÚ and OwO tendance +All sorts of >_> heawts; >w< yea, from x3 the glass-fac'd fwattewew +;;w;; To ^w^ Apemantus, :3 that x3 few ^.^ things loves xDD bettew +Than to abhow :33 himsewf; even ^.^ he ^.^ dwops down +uWu The knyee >w< befowe :3 him, ÚwÚ and wetuwns uWu in uWu peace +:3 Most rich uWu in >_< Timon's nyod. +PAINTEW. UwU I saw them speak together. +ÚwÚ POET. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu have ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD high ÚwÚ and >_> pweasant hill +uWu Feign'd :33 Fowtunye to be >_< thwon'd. uWu The UwU base ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ mount +Is rank'd with aww UwU desewts, aww uWu kind of natures +:33 That labour on x3 the ^w^ bosom of ÚwÚ this sphewe +;;w;; To pwopagate uWu theiw ÚwÚ states. ^-^ Amongst them aww +>_< Whose eyes OwO awe on ÚwÚ this suvweign uWu wady fix'd +x3 Onye UwU do UwU I UwU pewsonyate of Lord >_< Timon's frame, +;;w;; Whom :33 Fowtunye with her ivowy uWu hand >_< wafts to >w< hew; +>_< Whose xDD pwesent xDD gwace to xDD pwesent xDD swaves ÚwÚ and :3 sewvants +x3 Twanswates :33 his ÚwÚ wivaws. +PAINTEW. 'Tis conceiv'd to scope. +This throne, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >w< hiww, UwU methinks, +With one x3 man ^.^ beckon'd from x3 the xDD west bewow, +:3 Bowing :33 his >_> head OwO against x3 the OwO steepy ^-^ mount +;;w;; To x3 cwimb :33 his happinyess, ^.^ wouwd be weww express'd +^w^ In UwU ouw UwU condition. +ÚwÚ POET. Nyay, ^w^ siw, >_> but hear ;;w;; me :3 on. +All UwU those which :3 wewe :33 his ^w^ fewwows >_> but of uWu wate- +;;w;; Some xDD bettew than :33 his ^w^ vawue- on x3 the x3 moment +Follow :33 his stwides, :33 his ;;w;; wobbies ^w^ fiww with ;;w;; tendance, +Wain >w< sacwificiaw x3 whispewings uWu in :33 his eaw, +^-^ Make uWu sacwed even :33 his >w< stiwwup, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough ^.^ him +^w^ Dwink x3 the fwee air. +PAINTEW. Ay, marry, >_> what of xDD these? +ÚwÚ POET. x3 When :33 Fowtunye uWu in her OwO shift ÚwÚ and change of ^w^ mood +:33 Spuwns down her wate ;;w;; bewuvd, aww :33 his x3 dependants, +>_< Which labour'd ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him to x3 the ÚwÚ mountain's ;;w;; top +Even on uWu theiw knees ÚwÚ and ^.^ hands, wet ^.^ him swip ;;w;; down, +ÚwÚ Nyot one accompanying :33 his ^w^ decwinying ^-^ foot. +PAINTEW. 'Tis :33 common. +^-^ A thousand :3 mowaw ;;w;; paintings UwU I ^.^ can x3 show +:33 That UwU shaww demonstrate these ^w^ quick ^w^ bwows of Fowtunye's +uWu Mowe ;;w;; pwegnyantwy than ÚwÚ wowds. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you UwU do weww +;;w;; To x3 show Lord OwO Timon :3 that >_> mean eyes uWu have :3 seen +uWu The :33 foot :33 abuv x3 the >_> head. + +Twumpets UwU sound. Entew TIMON, ;;w;; addwessing >_< himsewf +;;w;; couwteouswy to every >_> suitow, :3 a MESSENGEW from +;;w;; VENTIDIUS :33 tawking with him; ÚwÚ WUCIWIUS ÚwÚ and othew +:3 sewvants fowwowing + +x3 TIMON. ^-^ Impwison'd >_> is xDD he, >_> say you? +x3 MESSENGEW. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. :3 Five talents >_> is :33 his ;;w;; debt; +ÚwÚ His means UwU most ^.^ showt, :33 his ;;w;; cweditows UwU most >w< stwait. +uWu Youw ^.^ honyouwabwe >_> wettew ^.^ he desiwes +;;w;; To UwU those uWu have shut ^.^ him xDD up; which UwU faiwing, +UwU Pewiods :33 his UwU comfowt. +x3 TIMON. Noble OwO Ventidius! ^-^ Weww. +UwU I ^w^ am nyot of :3 that ÚwÚ feathew to ;;w;; shake of +OwO My :33 fwiend when ^.^ he ^w^ must >_< nyeed x3 me. UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ^.^ him +^-^ A ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that weww >_> desewves :3 a hewp, +>_< Which ^.^ he UwU shaww :3 have. I'll x3 pay x3 the ^.^ debt, ÚwÚ and fwee ^.^ him. +x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Youw OwO wowdship OwO evew uWu binds ^.^ him. +x3 TIMON. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to him; UwU I xDD wiww >_> send :33 his OwO wansom; +xDD And ^.^ being enfranchis'd, bid ^.^ him come to x3 me. +'Tis nyot enough to OwO hewp x3 the feebwe up, +OwO But to support ^.^ him >w< aftew. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +x3 MESSENGEW. All happinyess to x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! uWu Exit + +Entew >w< an OLD ATHENIAN + +OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. Lord >w< Timon, hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. +x3 TIMON. xDD Fweewy, ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. +OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a xDD sewvant nyam'd uWu Wuciwius. +x3 TIMON. UwU I uWu have so; >_> what of him? +OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. :3 Most x3 nyobwe >w< Timon, caww x3 the x3 man >w< befowe thee. +x3 TIMON. ;;w;; Attends ^.^ he UwU hewe, ow no? Lucilius! +LUCILIUS. Here, uWu at x3 youw :3 wowdship's service. +OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. This fewwow UwU hewe, Lord >w< Timon, ÚwÚ this >w< thy x3 cweatuwe, +^-^ By >w< nyight ^w^ fwequents x3 my ÚwÚ house. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 man +:33 That from x3 my xDD fiwst uWu have :33 been ^-^ incwin'd to thwift, +xDD And x3 my estate >_> desewves >w< an heir ^.^ mowe >_> wais'd +Than one which ÚwÚ howds :3 a ^w^ twenchew. +x3 TIMON. ^-^ Weww; >_> what further? +OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. x3 Onye >w< onwy daughter uWu have I, nyo ^-^ kin else, +On ÚwÚ whom UwU I OwO may confew >_> what UwU I uWu have ^-^ got. +uWu The >_< maid >_> is faiw, ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD youngest fow :3 a :3 bwide, +xDD And UwU I uWu have bwed her uWu at x3 my deawest >_> cost +^w^ In :33 quawities of x3 the >_> best. This x3 man of ^.^ thinye +>_< Attempts her love; UwU I ^.^ pwithee, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, +>_> Join with ;;w;; me to UwU fowbid ^.^ him her wesowt; +xDD Mysewf uWu have ^-^ spoke uWu in OwO vain. +x3 TIMON. uWu The x3 man >_> is honest. +OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. Therefore ^.^ he xDD wiww be, xDD Timon. +ÚwÚ His honesty rewards ^.^ him uWu in >_< itsewf; +^.^ It ^w^ must nyot UwU beaw x3 my >w< daughtew. +x3 TIMON. ÚwÚ Does ^.^ she wuv him? +OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. :33 She >_> is xDD young ÚwÚ and ;;w;; apt: +Our UwU own xDD pwecedent passions UwU do instwuct >_> us +>_> What levity's uWu in >_< youth. +x3 TIMON. Wuv xDD you x3 the maid? +LUCILIUS. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^w^ accepts of :3 it. +OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. ;;w;; If uWu in her ^.^ mawwiage x3 my >_< consent be :3 missing, +UwU I caww x3 the gods to >_> witnyess UwU I xDD wiww choose +Mine heir from fowth x3 the x3 beggaws of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +xDD And ^w^ dispossess her all. +x3 TIMON. How UwU shaww ^.^ she be >_> endow'd, +;;w;; If ^.^ she be mated with >w< an equal OwO husband? +OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. Thwee talents on x3 the pwesent; uWu in ^-^ futuwe, all. +x3 TIMON. This ÚwÚ gentweman of >_< minye hath sewv'd ;;w;; me long;. +;;w;; To buiwd :33 his :3 fowtunye UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; stwain :3 a UwU wittwe, +For UwU 'tis :3 a :3 bond uWu in ^.^ men. Give ^.^ him >w< thy daughter: +>_> What xDD you ;;w;; bestow, uWu in ^.^ him I'll ;;w;; countewpoise, +xDD And >_< make ^.^ him >w< weigh with her. +OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. :3 Most x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, +Pawn ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this x3 youw honyouw, ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ his. +x3 TIMON. OwO My uWu hand to ÚwÚ thee; >_< minye honour on x3 my pwomise. +LUCILIUS. >_> Humbwy UwU I >_> thank x3 youw wowdship. xDD Nyevew OwO may +:33 That >w< state ow :3 fowtunye faww x3 into x3 my ^w^ keeping +>_< Which >_> is nyot >_> owed to you! +Exeunt ÚwÚ WUCIWIUS ÚwÚ and OLD ATHENIAN +ÚwÚ POET. x3 [Pwesenting :33 his poem] Vouchsafe x3 my wabouw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong ^w^ wive x3 youw +x3 wowdship! +x3 TIMON. UwU I >_> thank uWu you; xDD you UwU shaww hear from ;;w;; me anon; +Go nyot xDD away. >_> What uWu have xDD you thewe, x3 my >w< fwiend? +PAINTEW. ^-^ A ^.^ piece of OwO painting, which UwU I UwU do :33 beseech +uWu Youw OwO wowdship to x3 accept. +x3 TIMON. Painting >_> is x3 wewcome. +uWu The OwO painting >_> is almost x3 the natural xDD man; +For xDD since x3 dishonyouw ÚwÚ twaffics with :33 man's nyatuwe, +>w< He >_> is >_> but OwO outside; these penciww'd figuwes OwO awe +Even xDD such >_< as ;;w;; they UwU give OwO out. UwU I ^.^ wike x3 youw work, +xDD And xDD you UwU shaww find UwU I ^.^ wike uWu it; wait ;;w;; attendance +Tiww xDD you hear further from x3 me. +PAINTEW. uWu The gods pwesewve ;;w;; ye! +x3 TIMON. Weww ^-^ fawe UwU you, :3 gentweman. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; +We ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ÚwÚ dinye together. UwU Siw, x3 youw jewel +>_< Hath suffered :33 undew ;;w;; pwaise. +xDD JEWEWWEW. What, x3 my ^.^ wowd! Dispraise? +x3 TIMON. ^-^ A mere satiety of >_< commendations; +;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd x3 pay xDD you for't >_< as UwU 'tis ;;w;; extoww'd, +^.^ It ^.^ wouwd unclew ;;w;; me quite. +xDD JEWEWWEW. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU 'tis :33 wated +;;w;; As UwU those which ;;w;; seww ^.^ wouwd ^w^ give; >_> but xDD you weww ^.^ knyow +^w^ Things of ^.^ wike >w< vawue, :33 diffewing uWu in x3 the ownyews, +^w^ Awe prized ^.^ by uWu theiw ^w^ mastews. >_> Bewieve't, uWu deaw uWu wowd, +>_> You mend x3 the jewel ^.^ by x3 the UwU weawing :3 it. +x3 TIMON. Weww ÚwÚ mock'd. + +Entew APEMANTUS + +ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; ^.^ he xDD speaks x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; tongue, +>_< Which aww ;;w;; men speak with ^.^ him. +x3 TIMON. Wook who x3 comes ^.^ hewe; xDD wiww xDD you be :3 chid? +xDD JEWEWWEW. ^-^ We'ww >_> beaw, with x3 youw wowdship. +ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ^-^ He'ww ^-^ spawe none. +x3 TIMON. ^-^ Good mowwow to ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe Apemantus! +APEMANTUS. Tiww UwU I be gentwe, xDD stay xDD thou fow >w< thy ÚwÚ good uWu mowwow; +x3 When xDD thou awt >_< Timon's dog, ÚwÚ and these knyaves honest. +x3 TIMON. Why dost xDD thou caww them knyaves? ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st them not. +APEMANTUS. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they nyot ^w^ Athenyians? +x3 TIMON. x3 Yes. +APEMANTUS. UwU Then UwU I wepent not. +xDD JEWEWWEW. >_> You ^.^ knyow uWu me, ^w^ Apemantus? +APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU I do; UwU I ^w^ caww'd uWu thee ^.^ by >w< thy nyame. +x3 TIMON. ^.^ Thou awt :3 pwoud, ;;w;; Apemantus. +APEMANTUS. Of >_< nyothing UwU so much >_< as :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^.^ wike xDD Timon. +x3 TIMON. x3 Whithew awt xDD going? +APEMANTUS. ;;w;; To :3 knyock x3 out >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ Athenyian's ^w^ bwains. +x3 TIMON. >w< That's :3 a ^.^ deed x3 thou't ^-^ die ;;w;; fow. +APEMANTUS. ^-^ Wight, >_> if xDD doing >_< nyothing be :33 death ^.^ by x3 th' law. +x3 TIMON. How :33 wik'st xDD thou ÚwÚ this >_< pictuwe, ^w^ Apemantus? +APEMANTUS. uWu The ^w^ best, fow x3 the ^w^ innyocence. +x3 TIMON. Wwought ^.^ he nyot weww :3 that painted :33 it? +APEMANTUS. >w< He ;;w;; wwought xDD bettew :3 that UwU made x3 the ^-^ paintew; ÚwÚ and yet uWu he's +>_> but :3 a :33 fiwthy ^.^ piece of >w< wowk. +PAINTEW. Y'awe :3 a :33 dog. +APEMANTUS. x3 Thy ;;w;; mothew's of x3 my OwO genyewation; UwU what's uWu she, >_> if UwU I be :3 a ÚwÚ dog? +x3 TIMON. ;;w;; Wiwt ÚwÚ dinye with uWu me, ^w^ Apemantus? +APEMANTUS. No; UwU I eat nyot lords. +x3 TIMON. ^-^ An xDD thou shouldst, ÚwÚ thou'dst ÚwÚ angew wadies. +APEMANTUS. >_< O, ;;w;; they eat :3 wowds; UwU so ;;w;; they come ^.^ by great >_< bewwies. +x3 TIMON. >w< That's :3 a OwO wascivious appwehension. +APEMANTUS. ^w^ So xDD thou >_< appwehend'st >w< it OwO take >w< it fow >w< thy uWu wabouw. +x3 TIMON. How dost xDD thou ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this ;;w;; jewew, ^w^ Apemantus? +APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so weww >_< as uWu pwain ^-^ deawing, which xDD wiww nyot >_> cost :3 a x3 man +:3 a UwU doit. +x3 TIMON. >_> What dost xDD thou think UwU 'tis worth? +APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wowth x3 my ÚwÚ thinking. How now, poet! +ÚwÚ POET. How now, >_> phiwosophew! +APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou liest. +ÚwÚ POET. Awt nyot onye? +APEMANTUS. x3 Yes. +ÚwÚ POET. UwU Then UwU I >_< wie not. +APEMANTUS. Awt nyot :3 a ^.^ poet? +ÚwÚ POET. x3 Yes. +APEMANTUS. UwU Then xDD thou liest. Wook uWu in >w< thy >w< wast work, :3 whewe xDD thou x3 hast +feign'd ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy UwU fewwow. +ÚwÚ POET. >w< That's nyot uWu feign'd- ^.^ he >_> is :3 so. +APEMANTUS. Yes, ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy of ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and to x3 pay uWu thee fow >w< thy +uWu wabouw. >w< He :3 that loves to be fwattewed >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ o' x3 th' flatterer. +>w< Heavens, :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ^.^ wowd! +x3 TIMON. >_> What wouldst UwU do >w< then, ^w^ Apemantus? +APEMANTUS. E'en >_< as ^w^ Apemantus does >w< nyow: ^-^ hate :3 a ;;w;; wowd with x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +x3 TIMON. What, thyself? +APEMANTUS. uWu Ay. +x3 TIMON. Whewefowe? +APEMANTUS. :33 That UwU I xDD had nyo angry wit to be :3 a xDD wowd.- Awt nyot xDD thou :3 a +mewchant? +ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. Ay, ;;w;; Apemantus. +APEMANTUS. Traffic confound ÚwÚ thee, >_> if x3 the gods xDD wiww ^w^ nyot! +ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ;;w;; If UwU twaffic UwU do :33 it, x3 the gods UwU do :3 it. +APEMANTUS. Twaffic's >w< thy ^.^ god, ÚwÚ and >w< thy god confound uWu thee! + +Trumpet uWu sounds. Entew :3 a MESSENGEW + +x3 TIMON. >_> What twumpet's ^-^ that? +x3 MESSENGEW. 'Tis Alcibiades, ÚwÚ and x3 some ÚwÚ twenty horse, +All of OwO companyionship. +x3 TIMON. >_> Pway entertain OwO them; UwU give them ^w^ guide to >_> us. +Exeunt x3 some ^.^ attendants +>_> You ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ÚwÚ dinye with x3 me. Go nyot xDD you >w< hence +Tiww UwU I uWu have ;;w;; thank'd OwO you. x3 When dinner's donye +uWu Show ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this piece. UwU I ^w^ am >w< joyfuw of x3 youw :3 sights. + +Entew ;;w;; AWCIBIADES, with x3 the xDD west + +:3 Most ;;w;; wewcome, sir! ^w^ [They >w< sawute] +APEMANTUS. So, >_> so, thewe! +ÚwÚ Aches ÚwÚ contwact ÚwÚ and starve x3 youw supple ^.^ joints! +:33 That there >_> shouwd be UwU smaww wuv amongst these x3 sweet knaves, +xDD And aww ÚwÚ this ^w^ couwtesy! uWu The ;;w;; stwain of :33 man's bwed x3 out +^.^ Into ^-^ baboon ÚwÚ and UwU monkey. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have >w< sav'd x3 my wonging, ÚwÚ and UwU I >w< feed +:3 Most hungerly on x3 youw :33 sight. +x3 TIMON. x3 Wight ;;w;; wewcome, sir! +Ere ^.^ we ÚwÚ depawt we'll share :3 a ^.^ bounteous time +^w^ In different xDD pweasuwes. >_> Pway UwU you, wet >_> us ^.^ in. +Exeunt aww >_> but APEMANTUS + +Entew >w< two ;;w;; WOWDS + +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> What time ^.^ o' day >w< is't, ^w^ Apemantus? +APEMANTUS. ^-^ Time to be honest. +uWu FIWST WOWD. :33 That time sewves xDD stiww. +APEMANTUS. uWu The ^.^ mowe ^w^ accuwsed xDD thou :3 that still omit'st :3 it. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ Thou awt x3 going to Lord >_< Timon's x3 feast. +APEMANTUS. Ay; to >_> see :3 meat ^w^ fiww knyaves ÚwÚ and winye ^.^ heat ;;w;; foows. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. +APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a >w< foow to bid ;;w;; me >_< faweweww x3 twice. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Why, ^w^ Apemantus? +APEMANTUS. uWu Shouwdst uWu have :33 kept one to ;;w;; thysewf, fow UwU I >_> mean to UwU give +uWu thee none. +uWu FIWST WOWD. Hang thysewf. +APEMANTUS. :3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_< nyothing uWu at >w< thy >w< bidding; >_< make >w< thy uWu wequests +to >w< thy :3 fwiend. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :33 Away, ^.^ unpeaceabwe dog, ow I'll :33 spuwn uWu thee x3 hence. +APEMANTUS. UwU I xDD wiww fly, ^.^ wike :3 a dog, x3 the heels ^.^ o' x3 th' ass. uWu Exit +uWu FIWST WOWD. He's opposite to humanity. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu in +xDD And >_> taste Lord >_< Timon's x3 bounty? >w< He outgoes +uWu The xDD vewy >_< heawt of kindness. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He UwU pouws >w< it out: ÚwÚ Pwutus, x3 the god of ^.^ gowd, +Is >_> but :33 his ^.^ stewawd; nyo >_> meed >_> but ^.^ he OwO wepays +Sevenfowd :33 abuv >_< itsewf; nyo ^w^ gift to ^.^ him +OwO But breeds x3 the ^w^ givew :3 a ^-^ wetuwn :33 exceeding +All use of uWu quittance. +uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu The uWu nyobwest ^-^ mind ^.^ he xDD cawwies +:33 That OwO evew guvwn'd man. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO Wong OwO may ^.^ he ^w^ wive uWu in fowtunyes! UwU shaww ^.^ we in? +uWu FIWST WOWD. I'll >_< keep xDD you UwU company. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A >_> woom of >w< state uWu in ÚwÚ TIMON'S ;;w;; house + +Hautboys :3 pwaying ÚwÚ woud >_> music. ^-^ A great :33 banquet sewv'd UwU in; +^.^ FWAVIUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews UwU attending; ÚwÚ and xDD then enter >w< WOWD TIMON, x3 the states, +x3 the ATHENIAN LORDS, VENTIDIUS, which >w< TIMON ^w^ wedeem'd from x3 pwison. +UwU Then ;;w;; comes, uWu dwopping ÚwÚ aftew all, >_< APEMANTUS, discontentedwy, ^.^ wike >_< himsewf + +ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. :3 Most honyouwed >w< Timon, +^.^ It hath pleas'd x3 the gods to remember x3 my father's age, +xDD And caww ^.^ him to ^-^ wong peace. +>w< He >_> is >_> gonye UwU happy, ÚwÚ and >_> has left ;;w;; me ;;w;; wich. +Then, >_< as uWu in >_< gwatefuw viwtue UwU I ^w^ am bound +;;w;; To x3 youw fwee uWu heawt, UwU I UwU do ^-^ wetuwn UwU those tawents, +>_> Doubwed with thanks ÚwÚ and sewvice, from x3 whose OwO hewp +UwU I deriv'd OwO wibewty. +x3 TIMON. >_< O, ^.^ by nyo >_< means, +:3 Honyest OwO Ventidius! >_> You ÚwÚ mistake x3 my love; +UwU I uWu gave >w< it freely evew; ÚwÚ and there's >_< nyonye +UwU Can :33 twuwy >_> say ^.^ he ^w^ gives, >_> if ^.^ he >_> weceives. +;;w;; If UwU ouw ^-^ bettews :33 pway uWu at :3 that xDD game, ^.^ we ^w^ must nyot dawe +;;w;; To ^.^ imitate ^w^ them: :33 fauwts :3 that OwO awe rich OwO awe >_< faiw. +ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe :33 spiwit! +x3 TIMON. Nyay, x3 my wowds, ceremony UwU was >_> but :3 devis'd uWu at xDD fiwst +;;w;; To uWu set :3 a gloss on ÚwÚ faint uWu deeds, OwO howwow welcomes, +Recanting ^-^ goodnyess, sowwy ere UwU 'tis :3 shown; +OwO But :3 whewe there >_> is true ÚwÚ fwiendship there >_< nyeeds none. +ÚwÚ Pway, ^.^ sit; ^.^ mowe wewcome OwO awe OwO ye to x3 my fowtunyes +Than x3 my fowtunyes to x3 me. ^w^ [They sit] +uWu FIWST WOWD. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we awways uWu have >_> confess'd :3 it. +APEMANTUS. >w< Ho, :3 ho, >_> confess'd :3 it! Hang'd :33 it, uWu have xDD you ^w^ nyot? +x3 TIMON. >_< O, ^w^ Apemantus, xDD you OwO awe x3 wewcome. +APEMANTUS. No; +>_> You UwU shaww nyot >_< make ;;w;; me x3 wewcome. +UwU I come to uWu have uWu thee thwust ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 doows. +x3 TIMON. OwO Fie, th'art :3 a churl; OwO ye uWu have ^w^ got :3 a humouw there +ÚwÚ Does nyot :33 become :3 a xDD man; UwU 'tis much to blame. +^-^ They say, x3 my wowds, ÚwÚ Iwa ^-^ fuwow brevis >_> est; >_> but :33 yond x3 man >_> is OwO evew +>w< angwy. ^w^ Go, wet ^.^ him uWu have :3 a tabwe ^.^ by :33 himsewf; fow ^.^ he does :3 nyeithew +affect >_< company nor >_> is ^.^ he ;;w;; fit for't indeed. +APEMANTUS. Let ;;w;; me xDD stay uWu at ^.^ thinye ^-^ appewiw, xDD Timon. +UwU I come to :33 obsewve; UwU I UwU give uWu thee :3 wawnying ^.^ on't. +x3 TIMON. UwU I OwO take nyo :3 heed of thee. Th'art >w< an Athenyian, >_< thewefowe +x3 wewcome. UwU I mysewf ^.^ wouwd uWu have nyo power; :33 pwithee wet x3 my :3 meat >_< make +uWu thee ^-^ siwent. +APEMANTUS. UwU I ^w^ scown >w< thy :3 meat; >w< 't'wouwd >_< choke uWu me, fow UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ nye'ew +flatter thee. x3 O xDD you uWu gods, >_> what :3 a ^w^ nyumbew of ;;w;; men ^w^ eats >w< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +sees x3 'em ^w^ nyot! ^.^ It grieves ;;w;; me to >_> see UwU so UwU many ^.^ dip uWu theiw :3 meat uWu in one +:33 man's ^-^ bwood; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ^-^ madnyess ;;w;; is, ^.^ he cheers them x3 up UwU too. +UwU I wonder ;;w;; men dawe :33 twust x3 themsewves with ^.^ men. +Methinks ;;w;; they >_> shouwd invite them ^-^ without xDD knyives: +^-^ Good fow uWu theiw :3 meat ÚwÚ and safer fow uWu theiw ^.^ wives. +>_> Thewe's much ^w^ exampwe ÚwÚ fow't; x3 the fewwow :3 that >_> sits :3 nyext ^.^ him now, +parts ^.^ bwead with :3 him, >_< pwedges x3 the UwU bweath of ^.^ him uWu in :3 a OwO divided +draught, >_> is x3 the weadiest x3 man to OwO kiww ^.^ him. >_< 'T >_> has :33 been proved. ;;w;; If +UwU I :3 wewe :3 a >_> huge x3 man UwU I >_> shouwd feaw to ÚwÚ dwink uWu at meaws. +Lest ;;w;; they >_> shouwd ^w^ spy x3 my ^w^ windpipe's uWu dangewous uWu nyotes: +UwU Gweat ;;w;; men >_> shouwd ÚwÚ dwink with :33 hawnyess on uWu theiw >_< thwoats. +x3 TIMON. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu in :33 heawt! ÚwÚ and wet x3 the ^.^ heawth OwO go wound. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Let >w< it fwow ÚwÚ this :3 way, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +APEMANTUS. >_< Fwow ÚwÚ this >_< way! ^-^ A >_< bwave xDD fewwow! >w< He keeps :33 his uWu tides well. +>w< Those :33 heawths xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< state wook UwU iww, xDD Timon. +>_> Hewe's :3 that which >_> is ^w^ too xDD weak to be :3 a sinner, xDD honyest >_< watew, which +^w^ nye'ew left x3 man :33 i' x3 th' OwO miwe. +This ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO food OwO awe ÚwÚ equaws; there's nyo uWu odds.' +^w^ Feasts OwO awe ^w^ too OwO pwoud to UwU give thanks to x3 the gods. + +OwO APEMANTUS' Gwace + +uWu Immowtaw uWu gods, UwU I ^w^ cwave nyo pewf; +UwU I pray fow nyo x3 man >_> but :3 mysewf. +Grant UwU I OwO may >_< nyevew ^-^ pwuv UwU so fond +;;w;; To :33 twust x3 man on :33 his ^-^ oath ow bond, +:33 Ow :3 a hawwot fow her weeping, +:33 Ow :3 a dog :3 that ;;w;; seems :33 a-sweeping, +:33 Ow :3 a keeper with x3 my ^w^ fweedom, +:33 Ow x3 my OwO fwiends, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd >_< nyeed ^.^ 'em. +ÚwÚ Amen. ^w^ So faww to't. +Wich ;;w;; men ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and UwU I eat woot. [Eats ÚwÚ and drinks] + +Much ÚwÚ good >_< dich >w< thy ÚwÚ good uWu heawt, Apemantus! +x3 TIMON. uWu Captain Alcibiades, x3 youw heart's uWu in x3 the field now. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is OwO evew uWu at x3 youw sewvice, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 TIMON. >_> You xDD had rather be uWu at :3 a OwO bweakfast of >_< enyemies than dinner of +fwiends. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. ^w^ So ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD bweeding ^w^ nyew, x3 my uWu wowd, there's nyo :3 meat +^.^ wike >w< 'em; UwU I couwd ÚwÚ wish x3 my best :33 fwiend uWu at xDD such :3 a x3 feast. +APEMANTUS. Wouwd aww UwU those uWu fwattewews :3 wewe ^.^ thinye >_< enyemies >w< then, :3 that +xDD then xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst OwO kiww 'em, ÚwÚ and bid ;;w;; me to ^.^ 'em. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^.^ Might ^.^ we >_> but uWu have :3 that happinyess, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that xDD you +^.^ wouwd >_> once use UwU ouw hearts, wheweby ^.^ we ^w^ might express x3 some ÚwÚ pawt of +UwU ouw >w< zeaws, ^.^ we >_> shouwd think ouwsewves fow OwO evew perfect. +x3 TIMON. >_< O, nyo doubt, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, >_> but x3 the gods x3 themsewves uWu have +x3 pwovided :3 that UwU I UwU shaww uWu have much OwO hewp from OwO you. How xDD had xDD you :33 been +x3 my ^w^ fwiends else? Why uWu have xDD you :3 that x3 chawitabwe ;;w;; titwe from +thousands, uWu did nyot xDD you ^.^ chiefwy OwO bewong to x3 my ÚwÚ heawt? UwU I uWu have told +^.^ mowe of xDD you to mysewf than xDD you ^.^ can with ÚwÚ modesty speak uWu in x3 youw UwU own +:33 behawf; ÚwÚ and OwO thus uWu faw UwU I :33 confiwm OwO you. x3 O xDD you uWu gods, think I, >_> what +>_< nyeed ^.^ we uWu have xDD any ^w^ fwiends >_> if ^.^ we >_> shouwd ^w^ nye'ew uWu have >_< nyeed of OwO 'em? +^-^ They :3 wewe x3 the UwU most >_> nyeedwess ^-^ cweatuwes >w< wiving, >_> shouwd ^.^ we ^w^ nye'ew +uWu have use fow >w< 'em; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd UwU most wesembwe x3 sweet instwuments UwU hung +x3 up uWu in ;;w;; cases, :3 that >_< keep uWu theiw sounds to x3 themsewves. Why, UwU I uWu have +often >w< wish'd mysewf >w< poowew, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might come nyeawew to OwO you. We +OwO awe bown to UwU do >_< benyefits; ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD bettew ow properer ^.^ can ^.^ we caww +UwU ouw UwU own than x3 the ^w^ wiches of UwU ouw friends? >_< O, >_> what :3 a >_< pwecious +uWu comfowt UwU 'tis to uWu have UwU so UwU many ^.^ wike bwothews uWu commanding one +another's fowtunyes! >_< O, ^w^ joy's ^w^ e'en UwU made OwO away ewe't ^.^ can be uWu bown! +Mine eyes ;;w;; cannyot howd x3 out >_< watew, ^.^ methinks. ;;w;; To x3 fowget uWu theiw +fauwts, UwU I ÚwÚ dwink to OwO you. +APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou :33 weep'st to >_< make them dwink, xDD Timon. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu Joy xDD had x3 the ^.^ wike OwO conception uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ eyes, +xDD And uWu at :3 that x3 instant ^.^ wike :3 a >w< babe sprung :33 up. +APEMANTUS. >w< Ho, ho! UwU I laugh to think :3 that >w< babe :3 a bastawd. +^w^ THIWD WOWD. UwU I promise UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you x3 mov'd ;;w;; me :33 much. +APEMANTUS. Much! uWu [Sound ^-^ tucket] +x3 TIMON. >_> What means :3 that x3 twump? + +Entew :3 a SEWVANT + +How ^.^ nyow? +SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, there OwO awe xDD cewtain ^.^ wadies UwU most +^.^ desiwous of ÚwÚ admittance. +x3 TIMON. >_> Wadies! >_> What OwO awe uWu theiw wills? +SEWVANT. >_> Thewe x3 comes with them :3 a fowewunnyew, x3 my uWu wowd, which bears +:3 that ^.^ office to :33 signyify uWu theiw xDD pweasuwes. +x3 TIMON. UwU I pray wet them be >w< admitted. + +Entew CUPID +CUPID. Hail to ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ wowthy >w< Timon, ÚwÚ and to aww +:33 That of :33 his bounties xDD taste! uWu The five best :33 Senses +Acknyowwedge uWu thee uWu theiw OwO patwon, ÚwÚ and come freely +;;w;; To ;;w;; gwatuwate >w< thy ^w^ pwenteous ÚwÚ bosom. xDD Th' ^.^ Eaw, +>_> Taste, UwU Touch, ÚwÚ Smeww, pleas'd from >w< thy tabwe OwO wise; +^-^ They >w< onwy nyow come >_> but to >_> feast ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. +x3 TIMON. They'we wewcome aww; wet x3 'em uWu have uWu kind ÚwÚ admittance. +UwU Music, >_< make uWu theiw x3 wewcome. uWu Exit CUPID +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> You see, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< how uWu ampwe ;;w;; y'awe xDD bewov'd. + +:3 Music. ^.^ We-entew ^w^ CUPID, ^w^ witb :3 a ^w^ Masque of :3 WADIES >_< as xDD Amazons, +with :3 wutes uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ hands, UwU dancing ÚwÚ and :3 pwaying + +APEMANTUS. :3 Hoy-day, >_> what :3 a :33 sweep of vanyity x3 comes ÚwÚ this >_< way! +^-^ They ;;w;; dance? ^-^ They OwO awe ^-^ mad ^w^ women. +Wike ^-^ madnyess >_> is x3 the :3 gwowy of ÚwÚ this :3 wife, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this pomp >_< shows to :3 a xDD wittwe oiw ÚwÚ and woot. +We >_< make ouwsewves foows to disport ;;w;; ouwsewves, +xDD And spend UwU ouw flatteries to ÚwÚ dwink UwU those ;;w;; men +>_> Upon x3 whose age ^.^ we >_< void >w< it x3 up again +With OwO poisonyous x3 spite ÚwÚ and envy. +Who ;;w;; wives ^w^ that's nyot ;;w;; depwaved ow :33 depwaves? +Who dies :3 that bears nyot one :33 spuwn to uWu theiw gwaves +Of uWu theiw >_< fwiends' >_< gift? +UwU I >_> shouwd feaw UwU those :3 that UwU dance >w< befowe ;;w;; me nyow +Wouwd one day stamp ;;w;; upon x3 me. >_< 'T >_> has :33 been UwU donye: +OwO Men shut uWu theiw x3 doows OwO against :3 a >w< setting OwO sun. + +uWu The ;;w;; WOWDS rise from ^-^ tabwe, with much >_< adowing of +:33 TIMON; ÚwÚ and to x3 show uWu theiw wuvs, >_< each :3 singwe x3 out >w< an +:33 Amazon, ÚwÚ and aww xDD dance, ;;w;; men ^w^ witb UwU women, :3 a wofty +;;w;; stwain ow >w< two to x3 the ;;w;; hautboys, ÚwÚ and xDD cease + +x3 TIMON. >_> You uWu have donye UwU ouw >_< pweasuwes much gwace, >w< faiw x3 wadies, +Set :3 a >w< faiw fashion on UwU ouw ^w^ entewtainment, +>_< Which UwU was nyot half UwU so >_> beautifuw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; kind; +>_> You uWu have >_< added ^.^ wowth OwO unto't ÚwÚ and lustre, +xDD And entertain'd ;;w;; me with >_< minye UwU own >w< device; +UwU I ^w^ am to >_> thank xDD you xDD fow't. +uWu FIWST WADY. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you OwO take >_> us even uWu at x3 the >_> best. +APEMANTUS. Faith, fow x3 the worst >_> is filthy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd nyot howd +OwO taking, UwU I doubt x3 me. +x3 TIMON. Ladies, there >_> is >w< an idle :33 banquet ^.^ attends uWu you; +ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you to ^-^ dispose youwsewves. +^w^ AWW LADIES. :3 Most thankfully, x3 my OwO wowd. +Exeunt CUPID ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES +x3 TIMON. Flavius! +FWAVIUS. OwO My xDD wowd? +x3 TIMON. uWu The xDD wittwe ÚwÚ casket ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me hithew. +FWAVIUS. Yes, x3 my OwO wowd. :3 [Aside] uWu Mowe :3 jewews UwU yet! +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo :33 cwossing ^.^ him in's >_< humouw, +^-^ Ewse UwU I >_> shouwd tell uWu him- weww :33 i' ^w^ faith, UwU I shouwd- +x3 When aww's >_< spent, >w< he'd be cwoss'd >w< then, >w< an ^.^ he xDD couwd. +'Tis pity >_> bounty xDD had nyot eyes behind, +:33 That x3 man ^w^ might ^w^ nye'ew be wwetched fow :33 his :33 mind. uWu Exit +uWu FIWST WOWD. Whewe be UwU ouw men? +SEWVANT. Here, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Our ^w^ howses! + +^.^ We-entew ;;w;; FWAVIUS, with x3 the ÚwÚ casket + +x3 TIMON. x3 O x3 my OwO fwiends, +UwU I uWu have one ;;w;; wowd to >_> say to OwO you. Wook UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +UwU I ^w^ must entweat xDD you honour ;;w;; me UwU so much +;;w;; As to advance ÚwÚ this jewel; xDD accept >w< it ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaw :33 it, +Kind x3 my OwO wowd. +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I ^w^ am UwU so uWu faw xDD awweady uWu in x3 youw gifts- +uWu AWW. ^w^ So OwO awe ^.^ we all. + +Entew :3 a SEWVANT + +SEWVANT. OwO My uWu wowd, there OwO awe xDD cewtain nyobwes of x3 the :33 Senyate x3 nyewwy +awighted ÚwÚ and come to x3 visit OwO you. +x3 TIMON. ^-^ They OwO awe ^.^ faiwwy x3 wewcome. uWu Exit SEWVANT +FWAVIUS. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw honyouw, x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me :3 a wowd; >w< it does +concern xDD you ÚwÚ nyeaw. +x3 TIMON. Near! Why >w< then, anyothew time I'll hear thee. UwU I :33 pwithee >_> wet's +be x3 pwovided to x3 show them >w< entewtainment. +FWAVIUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I scawce ^.^ knyow ^.^ how. + +Entew anyothew SEWVANT + +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease uWu vouw honyouw, Lord ^w^ Wucius, x3 out of :33 his +fwee xDD wuv, hath pwesented to xDD you fouw ^w^ miwk-white howses, ÚwÚ twapp'd +uWu in uWu siwvew. +x3 TIMON. UwU I UwU shaww xDD accept them x3 faiwwy. Let x3 the presents +^w^ Be ^-^ wowthiwy ^w^ entewtain'd. uWu Exit SEWVANT + +Entew :3 a thiwd SEWVANT + +How >_< nyow! >_> What nyews? +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ^.^ honyouwabwe gentweman, Lord +^-^ Wucuwwus, uWu entweats x3 youw >_< company to-mowwow to OwO hunt with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and +>_> has sent x3 youw honour >w< two ;;w;; bwace of greyhounds. +x3 TIMON. I'll OwO hunt with him; ÚwÚ and wet them be weceiv'd, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ without >w< faiw ÚwÚ wewawd. uWu Exit SEWVANT +FWAVIUS. :3 [Aside] >_> What xDD wiww ÚwÚ this come to? +>w< He ;;w;; commands >_> us to provide ÚwÚ and UwU give great ;;w;; gifts, +xDD And aww x3 out of >w< an :33 empty :3 coffew; +x3 Nyow xDD wiww ^.^ he ^.^ knyow :33 his puwse, ow yield ;;w;; me uWu this, +;;w;; To x3 show ^.^ him >_> what :3 a beggar :33 his >_< heawt ;;w;; is, +uWu Being of nyo powew to >_< make :33 his wishes UwU good. +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ pwomises fwy UwU so ^w^ beyond :33 his >w< state +:33 That >_> what ^.^ he xDD speaks >_> is aww uWu in ;;w;; debt; ^.^ he >_> owes +For OwO ev'wy OwO wowd. >w< He >_> is UwU so uWu kind :3 that ^.^ he nyow +UwU Pays ÚwÚ intewest ÚwÚ fow't; :33 his ^w^ wand's put to uWu theiw uWu books. +xDD Weww, ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe gently put x3 out of ^.^ office +^.^ Befowe UwU I :3 wewe ;;w;; fowc'd out! +Happier >_> is ^.^ he :3 that >_> has nyo :33 fwiend to >w< feed +Than xDD such :3 that UwU do ^w^ e'en >_< enyemies >_> exceed. +UwU I bweed >w< inwawdwy fow x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit +x3 TIMON. >_> You UwU do youwsewves much >_> wwong; +>_> You uWu bate ^w^ too much of x3 youw UwU own >_< mewits. +Here, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 a xDD twifwe of UwU ouw love. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. With ^.^ mowe than ^w^ common thanks UwU I xDD wiww receive :3 it. +^w^ THIWD WOWD. >_< O, uWu he's x3 the xDD vewy :3 souw of x3 bounty! +x3 TIMON. xDD And nyow UwU I UwU wemembew, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you uWu gave ÚwÚ good wowds x3 the othew +day of :3 a ^w^ bay ^.^ couwsew UwU I rode :3 on. 'Tis >_> youws uWu because xDD you ^-^ wik'd :3 it. +^w^ THIWD WOWD. >_< O, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu in x3 that. +x3 TIMON. >_> You OwO may OwO take x3 my word, x3 my wowd: UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo x3 man +UwU Can >_< justwy praise >_> but >_> what ^.^ he does ;;w;; affect. +UwU I >w< weigh x3 my ^-^ fwiend's :3 affection with >_< minye own. +I'll tell xDD you true; I'll caww to OwO you. +^w^ AWW ÚwÚ WOWDS. >_< O, >_< nyonye UwU so welcome! +x3 TIMON. UwU I OwO take aww ÚwÚ and x3 youw sevewaw OwO visitations +^w^ So uWu kind to >_< heawt UwU 'tis nyot enough to ^w^ give; +Methinks UwU I couwd deal OwO kingdoms to x3 my ^w^ fwiends +xDD And ^w^ nye'ew be weawy. Alcibiades, +^.^ Thou awt :3 a sowdiew, >_< thewefowe seldom ;;w;; wich. +^.^ It x3 comes uWu in xDD chawity to ÚwÚ thee; fow aww >w< thy UwU wiving +Is ^w^ 'mongst x3 the >_< dead, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ^-^ wands xDD thou x3 hast +Lie uWu in :3 a pitch'd >_> fiewd. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. Ay, >_> defiw'd land, x3 my OwO wowd. +uWu FIWST WOWD. We OwO awe UwU so >w< viwtuouswy >_> bound- +x3 TIMON. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I to OwO you. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^w^ So infinyitewy ^.^ endeaw'd- +x3 TIMON. All to OwO you. Wights, ^.^ mowe lights! +uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu The best of happinyess, honyouw, ÚwÚ and fortunes, >_< keep with +UwU you, Lord Timon! +x3 TIMON. Weady fow :33 his fwiends. +Exeunt aww >_> but APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and >w< TIMON +APEMANTUS. >_> What :3 a xDD coiw's here! +Serving of becks ÚwÚ and UwU jutting-out of bums! +UwU I doubt >w< whethew uWu theiw UwU wegs be ^.^ wowth x3 the uWu sums +:33 That OwO awe UwU given fow ^.^ 'em. :3 Fwiendship's full of ^.^ dwegs: +Methinks UwU fawse heawts >_> shouwd >_< nyevew uWu have >_> sound wegs. +^-^ Thus xDD honyest foows uWu way x3 out uWu theiw weawth on curtsies. +x3 TIMON. >_> Nyow, ^w^ Apemantus, >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt nyot UwU suwwen +UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ÚwÚ good to thee. +APEMANTUS. :3 Nyo, I'll uWu nyothing; fow >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd be bwib'd :3 too, there +^.^ wouwd be >_< nyonye left to waiw ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD thou wouldst x3 sin +x3 the :33 fastew. ^.^ Thou OwO giv'st UwU so long, >w< Timon, UwU I feaw ;;w;; me xDD thou wiwt UwU give +OwO away >w< thysewf uWu in paper >w< showtwy. >_> What >_< nyeeds these feasts, UwU pomps, +ÚwÚ and xDD vain-gwowies? +x3 TIMON. Nyay, >w< an xDD you x3 begin to waiw on >w< society ^w^ once, UwU I ^w^ am sworn nyot to +UwU give regard to OwO you. Farewell; ÚwÚ and come with xDD bettew >_> music. +uWu Exit +APEMANTUS. ^w^ So. ^.^ Thou wiwt nyot hear ;;w;; me >w< nyow: xDD thou shalt nyot UwU then. I'll +OwO wock >w< thy heaven from thee. +x3 O :3 that men's OwO eaws >_> shouwd be +;;w;; To counsel deaf, >_> but nyot to :3 fwattewy! uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^-^ A SENATOR'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ^-^ A ÚwÚ SENyATOW, with :33 papews uWu in :33 his uWu hand + +^w^ SENyATOW. xDD And late, five ÚwÚ thousand. ;;w;; To Vawwo ÚwÚ and to Isidore +>w< He >_> owes >w< nyinye :33 thousand; ;;w;; besides x3 my xDD fowmew sum, +>_< Which x3 makes >w< it five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty. UwU Stiww uWu in >_> motion +Of waging :33 waste? ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot howd; >w< it xDD wiww not. +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ want ^.^ gowd, ^.^ steaw >_> but :3 a ^.^ beggaw's dog +xDD And UwU give >w< it >w< Timon, >w< why, x3 the dog coins ;;w;; gowd. +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; seww x3 my UwU howse ÚwÚ and UwU buy ÚwÚ twenty ^-^ moe +uWu Bettew than xDD he, >w< why, UwU give x3 my UwU howse to >w< Timon, +;;w;; Ask uWu nyothing, UwU give >w< it :3 him, >w< it foals ;;w;; me stwaight, +xDD And able :33 howses. No powtew uWu at :33 his >_< gate, +OwO But rather one :3 that ^-^ smiwes ÚwÚ and still OwO invites +All :3 that pass by. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot howd; nyo reason +UwU Can >_> sound :33 his >w< state uWu in >w< safety. >w< Caphis, ho! +>w< Caphis, UwU I ;;w;; say! + +Entew ^w^ CAPHIS + +>_> CAPHIS. Here, siw; >_> what >_> is x3 youw pweasuwe? +^w^ SENyATOW. >_< Get on x3 youw uWu cwoak ÚwÚ and ^.^ haste xDD you to Lord uWu Timon; +:33 Impowtunye ^.^ him fow x3 my >_< monyeys; be nyot >_> ceas'd +With :3 swight ^.^ denyiaw, nor xDD then silenc'd when +;;w;; 'Commend ;;w;; me to x3 youw mastew' ÚwÚ and x3 the cap +>w< Pways uWu in x3 the >w< wight uWu hand, ^.^ thus; >_> but tell ^.^ him +OwO My x3 uses cwy to uWu me, UwU I ^w^ must serve x3 my turn +UwU Out of >_< minye >_> own; :33 his OwO days ÚwÚ and times OwO awe past, +xDD And x3 my ^-^ wewiances on :33 his uWu fwacted x3 dates +:3 Have >w< smit x3 my >w< cwedit. UwU I wuv ÚwÚ and honour :3 him, +OwO But ^w^ must nyot bweak x3 my back to heal :33 his finger. +x3 Immediate OwO awe x3 my :33 nyeeds, ÚwÚ and x3 my relief +:3 Must nyot be :3 toss'd ÚwÚ and >_> tuwn'd to ;;w;; me uWu in wowds, +OwO But find suppwy ;;w;; immediate. >_< Get xDD you xDD gonye; +>_> Put on :3 a UwU most importunate ÚwÚ aspect, +^-^ A >w< visage of :3 demand; fow UwU I UwU do ;;w;; feaw, +x3 When every ÚwÚ feathew >_< sticks uWu in :33 his UwU own *hugs tightly* wing, +Lord OwO Timon xDD wiww be left :3 a nyaked UwU guww, +>_< Which flashes nyow :3 a phoenyix. >_< Get xDD you ;;w;; gonye. +>_> CAPHIS. UwU I x3 go, sir. +^w^ SENyATOW. ^.^ Take x3 the xDD bonds :3 awong with UwU you, +xDD And uWu have x3 the x3 dates uWu in >w< compt. +>_> CAPHIS. UwU I :33 wiww, sir. +^w^ SENyATOW. ^w^ Go. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ TIMON'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ;;w;; FWAVIUS, ÚwÚ TIMON'S Stewawd, with UwU many bills uWu in :33 his uWu hand + +FWAVIUS. No care, nyo UwU stop! ^w^ So senseless of expense +:33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww :3 nyeithew ^.^ knyow >w< how to ÚwÚ maintain >w< it +x3 Nyow xDD cease :33 his fwow of wiot; UwU takes nyo :33 account +How ^.^ things OwO go from :3 him, nor ^w^ wesumes nyo :3 cawe +Of >_> what >_> is to continue. xDD Nyevew ^-^ mind +Was to be UwU so UwU unwise to be UwU so kind. +>_> What UwU shaww be done? >w< He xDD wiww nyot hear >w< tiww feew. +UwU I ^w^ must be ;;w;; wound with ^.^ him. Now ^.^ he x3 comes from ^-^ hunting. +OwO Fie, >_< fie, >_< fie, fie! + +Entew OwO CAPHIS, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ SEWVANTS Of ^.^ ISIDOWE ÚwÚ and :3 VAWWO + +>_> CAPHIS. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ even, >_> Vawwo. What, xDD you come fow monyey? +VAWWO'S SEWVANT. ^-^ Is't nyot x3 youw business xDD too? +>_> CAPHIS. ^.^ It >w< is. xDD And >_> youws :3 too, ^-^ Isidowe? +uWu ISIDOWE'S SEWVANT. ^.^ It >_> is :3 so. +>_> CAPHIS. Wouwd ^.^ we :3 wewe aww discharg'd! +VAWWO'S SEWVANT. UwU I feaw :3 it. +>_> CAPHIS. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the OwO wowd. + +Entew >w< TIMON ÚwÚ and :33 his twain, with >_> AWCIBIADES + +x3 TIMON. ^w^ So >w< soon >_< as dinner's donye we'll fowth OwO again, +OwO My :33 Awcibiades.- With me? >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? +>_> CAPHIS. OwO My uWu wowd, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a ^-^ nyote of xDD cewtain :3 dues. +x3 TIMON. Dues! OwO Whence OwO awe you? +>_> CAPHIS. Of ^.^ Athens UwU hewe, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 TIMON. Go to x3 my steward. +>_> CAPHIS. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw lordship, ^.^ he hath put ;;w;; me x3 off +;;w;; To x3 the ^.^ succession of x3 nyew OwO days ÚwÚ this month. +OwO My >_< mastew >_> is :33 awak'd ^.^ by great ;;w;; occasion +;;w;; To caww ;;w;; upon :33 his OwO own, ÚwÚ and x3 humbwy prays xDD you +:33 That with x3 youw othew x3 nyobwe parts you'ww >_> suit +^w^ In ^.^ giving ^.^ him :33 his ÚwÚ wight. +x3 TIMON. Mine xDD honyest fwiend, +UwU I :33 pwithee >_> but repair to ;;w;; me :3 nyext xDD mownying. +>_> CAPHIS. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd- +x3 TIMON. x3 Contain ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ good :3 fwiend. +VAWWO'S SEWVANT. x3 Onye Varro's uWu sewvant, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd- +uWu ISIDOWE'S SEWVANT. Fwom ^.^ Isidowe: ^.^ he x3 humbwy prays x3 youw UwU speedy +x3 payment- +>_> CAPHIS. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu did knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my xDD mastew's x3 wants- +VAWWO'S SEWVANT. >_< 'Twas >_< due on uWu fowfeituwe, x3 my uWu wowd, six UwU weeks ÚwÚ and +past. +uWu ISIDOWE'S SEWVANT. uWu Youw steward puts ;;w;; me ^w^ off, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and +UwU I ^w^ am sent >w< expwesswy to x3 youw wowdship. +x3 TIMON. Give ;;w;; me >_< bweath. +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowds, >_< keep xDD on; +I'll wait ;;w;; upon xDD you ^.^ instantwy. +Exeunt >_> AWCIBIADES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS +:33 [To :3 FWAVIUS] :3 Come hithew. >_> Pway UwU you, +How xDD goes x3 the wowwd :3 that UwU I ^w^ am OwO thus encount'wed +With ;;w;; cwamowous uWu demands of x3 date-bwoke xDD bonds +xDD And x3 the detention of :3 wong-since-due debts, +^w^ Against x3 my UwU honyouw? +FWAVIUS. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, xDD gentwemen, +uWu The time >_> is unyagweeabwe to ÚwÚ this business. +uWu Youw :3 impowtunyacy xDD cease >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew xDD dinnyew, +:33 That UwU I OwO may >_< make :33 his OwO wowdship understand +ÚwÚ Whewefowe xDD you OwO awe nyot paid. +x3 TIMON. Do >_> so, x3 my fwiends. +xDD See them weww ^w^ entewtain'd. uWu Exit +FWAVIUS. >_> Pway dwaw ÚwÚ nyeaw. uWu Exit + +Entew APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and FOOL + +>_> CAPHIS. Stay, ;;w;; stay, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the >w< foow with ;;w;; Apemantus. +:3 Wet's UwU ha' x3 some spowt with ^.^ 'em. +VAWWO'S SEWVANT. Hang :3 him, he'ww abuse ÚwÚ us! +uWu ISIDOWE'S SEWVANT. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon :3 him, dog! +VAWWO'S SEWVANT. How ÚwÚ dost, ^.^ foow? +APEMANTUS. uWu Dost UwU diawogue with >w< thy >_< shadow? +VAWWO'S SEWVANT. UwU I speak nyot to thee. +APEMANTUS. :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis to thysewf. :33 [To x3 the >_> FOOW] :3 Come xDD away. +uWu ISIDOWE'S SEWVANT. :33 [To VAWWO'S >_> SEWVANT] >_> Thewe's x3 the >w< foow uWu hangs on +x3 youw back >_< awweady. +APEMANTUS. :3 Nyo, xDD thou OwO stand'st >_> singwe; th'art nyot on ^.^ him >_> yet. +>_> CAPHIS. :3 Whewe's x3 the >w< foow ^.^ nyow? +APEMANTUS. >w< He >w< wast >w< ask'd x3 the x3 question. OwO Poow rogues ÚwÚ and usuwews' +:3 men! ^w^ Bawds ^-^ between gowd ÚwÚ and want! +^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. >_> What OwO awe :33 we, ^w^ Apemantus? +APEMANTUS. ^-^ Asses. +^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. xDD Why? +APEMANTUS. :33 That xDD you ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >_> what xDD you awe, ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow +youwsewves. ^w^ Speak to 'em, xDD foow. +FOOL. How UwU do UwU you, :33 gentwemen? +^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. ;;w;; Gwamewcies, ÚwÚ good xDD foow. How does x3 youw mistwess? +FOOL. >_> She's ^w^ e'en >w< setting on UwU watew to ^w^ scawd xDD such >w< chickens >_< as xDD you +x3 awe. Wouwd ^.^ we couwd >_> see xDD you uWu at xDD Cowinth! +APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Good! gramercy. + +Entew ^.^ PAGE + +FOOL. Wook UwU you, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my >_< mistwess' ^.^ page. +xDD PAGE. :33 [To x3 the >_> FOOW] Why, >w< how now, ^.^ Captain? >_> What UwU do xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu wise +:3 company? How dost UwU thou, ^w^ Apemantus? +APEMANTUS. Wouwd UwU I xDD had :3 a wod uWu in x3 my uWu mouth, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might answew uWu thee profitably! -UwU PAGE. Prithee, uWu Apemantus, ;;w;; wead me OwO the superscription >_> of ^.^ these -^-^ wettews; I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO Canst ^.^ nyot >_< wead? -UwU PAGE. >_< Nyo. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thewe uWu wiww wittwe >_> weawnying x3 die, then, UwU that :3 day :3 thou art ->_> hang'd. :3 This :3 is ^-^ to Wowd >w< Timon; :3 this ^-^ to Awcibiades. uWu Go; :3 thou >_< wast -:3 bown :3 a UwU bastawd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thou't die :3 a bawd. -UwU PAGE. Thou >_< wast whelp'd :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt :3 famish uWu dog's :33 death. -Answer nyot: I x3 am gone. Exit :3 PAGE -;;w;; APEMANTUS. uWu E'en OwO so :3 thou outwun'st >_< gwace. -Foow, I uWu wiww >w< go with you ^-^ to Wowd Timon's. ->_> FOOW. uWu Wiww you xDD weave me thewe? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< If Timon stay at UwU home. You three sewve three ^.^ usuwews? -^w^ AWW SERVANTS. ÚwÚ Ay; would uWu they sewv'd >_< us! -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ^w^ So would ;;w;; I- as good :3 a xDD twick as >w< evew hangman sewv'd +xDD PAGE. Prithee, ^w^ Apemantus, ^w^ wead ;;w;; me x3 the x3 supewscwiption of these +letters; UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot which >_> is :3 which. +APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Canst nyot >_< wead? +xDD PAGE. No. +APEMANTUS. >_> Thewe xDD wiww xDD wittwe :33 weawnying >_> die, >w< then, :3 that day xDD thou awt +xDD hang'd. This >_> is to Lord uWu Timon; ÚwÚ this to Alcibiades. :33 Go; xDD thou >w< wast +bown :3 a ÚwÚ bastawd, ÚwÚ and x3 thou't ^-^ die :3 a UwU bawd. +xDD PAGE. ^.^ Thou >w< wast >_< whewp'd :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt :33 famish :3 dog's death. +Answer not: UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; gonye. uWu Exit ^.^ PAGE +APEMANTUS. E'en UwU so xDD thou >w< outwun'st grace. +Fool, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with xDD you to Lord xDD Timon's. +FOOL. Will xDD you OwO weave ;;w;; me OwO thewe? +APEMANTUS. ;;w;; If OwO Timon xDD stay uWu at >_> home. >_> You >w< thwee serve >w< thwee ;;w;; usuwews? +^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. Ay; ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they sewv'd ÚwÚ us! +APEMANTUS. ^w^ So ^.^ wouwd uWu I- >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a twick >_< as OwO evew ;;w;; hangman sewv'd >w< thief. ->_> FOOW. uWu Awe you three usurers' ^.^ men? -^w^ AWW SERVANTS. >w< Ay, >_> foow. ->_> FOOW. I ÚwÚ think nyo xDD usuwew uWu but >_> has :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to his sewvant. UwU My ^w^ mistwess -:3 is one, ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD hew >_> foow. When x3 men come ^-^ to borrow >_> of >_> youw -masters, uWu they xDD appwoach :3 sadwy ÚwÚ and >w< go away :3 mewwy; uWu but uWu they ÚwÚ entew my -x3 mistwess' house UwU mewwiwy ÚwÚ and >w< go away x3 sadwy. The reason >_> of uWu this? -x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. I :33 couwd render ^w^ onye. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Do ^.^ it then, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may >_< account ÚwÚ thee :3 a >w< whowemastew ÚwÚ and :3 a -knave; ;;w;; which ^.^ nyotwithstanding, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be nyo less uWu esteemed. -x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. What :3 is :3 a >_> whowemastew, xDD foow? ->_> FOOW. OwO A OwO foow in good xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and xDD something >_< wike thee. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a -spirit. >_< Sometime 't >_> appeaws >_< wike :3 a ^w^ wowd; sometime >_< wike :3 a lawyer; -sometime >_< wike :3 a xDD phiwosophew, with two >w< stonyes uWu moe than's -UwU awtificiaw ^w^ onye. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy >_< often >_< wike :3 a OwO knyight; :3 and, genyewawwy, -in >w< aww >_> shapes UwU that man :33 goes OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down in ^-^ fwom fouwscowe ^-^ to -xDD thiwteen, :3 this spirit walks in. -x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. Thou art ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew :3 a >_> foow. ->_> FOOW. Nyow :3 thou ^-^ awtogethew :3 a xDD wise xDD man. -UwU As >w< much foolery as I x3 have, OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ wit :3 thou lack'st. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 That ÚwÚ answew UwU might ^.^ have ÚwÚ become Apemantus. -x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. xDD Aside, aside; here comes Wowd OwO Timon. - -;;w;; We-entew TIMON ÚwÚ and >_> FWAVIUS - -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Come with uWu me, fool, come. ->_> FOOW. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 awways follow ^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; woman; -sometime OwO the :3 phiwosophew. ->_< Exeunt uWu APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and >_> FOOW -x3 FWAVIUS. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ wawk nyeaw; I'll speak with you x3 anyon. ->_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS -UwU TIMON. You ^-^ make me x3 mawvew xDD whewefowe ewe :3 this UwU time -Had you ^.^ nyot x3 fuwwy >_> waid my OwO state before uWu me, -:33 That I UwU might OwO so ^.^ have x3 wated my ÚwÚ expense -UwU As I xDD had xDD weave >_> of ^w^ means. -x3 FWAVIUS. You would ^.^ nyot hear me -^.^ At many leisures I x3 pwopos'd. -UwU TIMON. uWu Go to; -:3 Pewchance >w< some >w< singwe vantages you took -When my >w< indisposition >w< put you ^w^ back, -And UwU that unyaptnyess :3 made >_> youw >_< minyistew -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse OwO youwsewf. -x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O my good lord, -^.^ At many xDD times I ^w^ bwought in my >_> accounts, -Waid them before OwO you; you would thwow them x3 off -And uWu say you ;;w;; found them in >_< minye x3 honyesty. -^w^ When, uWu fow >w< some uWu twifwing >w< pwesent, you ^.^ have ;;w;; bid me -Wetuwn OwO so xDD much, I ^.^ have shook my head ÚwÚ and ^-^ wept; -xDD Yea, >w< 'gainst th' authowity >_> of xDD mannyews, >_> pway'd you -ÚwÚ To howd >_> youw hand ^-^ mowe UwU cwose. I >_> did >_> enduwe -:3 Nyot >w< sewdom, :3 nyow nyo ^w^ swight uWu checks, when I ^.^ have -Pwompted you in OwO the x3 ebb >_> of >_> youw ^-^ estate -And >_> youw gweat flow >_> of debts. UwU My :33 wov'd lord, -^-^ Though you hear >w< nyow- xDD too >_< wate!- ÚwÚ yet :3 nyow's :3 a ^w^ time: -The :3 gweatest >_> of >_> youw having lacks :3 a half -ÚwÚ To pay >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent debts. -UwU TIMON. >_> Wet >w< aww my ^.^ wand >w< be x3 sowd. -x3 FWAVIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww engag'd, >w< some xDD fowfeited ÚwÚ and gone; -And what remains uWu wiww hardly xDD stop OwO the OwO mouth -x3 Of ÚwÚ pwesent x3 dues. The :33 futuwe comes uWu apace; -What uWu shaww ^w^ defend OwO the ÚwÚ intewim? And at wength -OwO How :33 goes ^-^ ouw reck'ning? -UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ To Wacedaemon >_> did my ^.^ wand ^-^ extend. -x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O my good lord, OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is uWu but :3 a ^w^ wowd; -Were ^.^ it >w< aww x3 youws ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it in :3 a breath, -OwO How >_> quickwy ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it uWu gonye! -UwU TIMON. You tell me true. -x3 FWAVIUS. >w< If you :3 suspect my ;;w;; husbandwy ^w^ ow >_< fawsehood, -^-^ Caww me before th' >_> exactest auditors -And xDD set me uWu on OwO the proof. ^w^ So OwO the UwU gods bless uWu me, -When >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^-^ offices ^.^ have >_< been xDD oppwess'd -x3 With riotous feeders, when ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ vauwts ^.^ have >_> wept -x3 With drunken :3 spiwth >_> of winye, when every :3 woom -;;w;; Hath ^.^ bwaz'd with lights ÚwÚ and bway'd with minstwewsy, -I ^.^ have ;;w;; wetiw'd me ^-^ to :3 a wastefuw ^.^ cock -And xDD set >_< minye eyes at ^.^ fwow. -UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyo more. -x3 FWAVIUS. 'Heavens,' ^.^ have I ^w^ said ^w^ 'the bounty >_> of :3 this wowd! -OwO How many :33 pwodigaw OwO bits ^.^ have slaves ÚwÚ and peasants -:3 This night englutted! OwO Who :3 is ^.^ nyot Wowd >_> Timon's? -What xDD heawt, uWu head, ;;w;; swowd, force, means, uWu but :3 is Wowd >_> Timon's? -Great >_< Timon, noble, x3 wowthy, :33 woyaw uWu Timon!' -Ah! when OwO the :3 means awe gonye UwU that ^-^ buy :3 this :33 pwaise, -The >_> bweath :3 is gonye ^w^ wheweof :3 this UwU pwaise :3 is ^.^ made. -OwO Feast-won, fast-wost; ^-^ onye cwoud >_> of winter ^w^ show'ws, -^.^ These flies awe couch'd. -UwU TIMON. ^w^ Come, sewmon me nyo >_< fuwthew. -:3 Nyo >_< viwwainyous bounty ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd my >_> heawt; -ÚwÚ Unwisewy, ^.^ nyot ^-^ ignyobwy, ^.^ have I >_> given. -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou xDD weep? OwO Canst :3 thou OwO the ;;w;; conscience wack -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww wack uWu fwiends? ^w^ Secuwe >w< thy ;;w;; heawt: ->w< If I would bwoach OwO the vessews >_> of my love, -And twy OwO the awgument >_> of hearts uWu by ^w^ bowwowing, -Men ÚwÚ and xDD men's :3 fowtunyes :33 couwd I OwO fwankwy ;;w;; use -UwU As I can ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee speak. -x3 FWAVIUS. Assuwance bless >_> youw :3 thoughts! -UwU TIMON. And, in >w< some sort, ^.^ these ÚwÚ wants >_> of >_< minye awe xDD cwown'd -:33 That I >_< account them blessings; uWu fow uWu by ^.^ these -:33 Shaww I twy >_< fwiends. You uWu shaww pewceive how you -:3 Mistake my x3 fowtunyes; I x3 am >w< weawthy in my >_< fwiends. -xDD Within ;;w;; thewe! >w< Fwaminyius! ^.^ Sewviwius! - -x3 Entew ^w^ FWAMINyIUS, SEWVIWIUS, ÚwÚ and another ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANTS. UwU My wowd! my wowd! -UwU TIMON. I uWu wiww uWu dispatch you severally- you ^-^ to Wowd Lucius; ^-^ to Wowd ->_< Wucuwwus OwO you; I ^.^ hunted with his uWu honyouw to-day. You ^-^ to OwO Sempwonyius. -ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to theiw :33 wuvs; ÚwÚ and I x3 am proud, ÚwÚ say, UwU that my >w< occasions -^.^ have ;;w;; found UwU time ^-^ to ;;w;; use >w< 'em towawd :3 a :3 suppwy >_> of ^-^ monyey. >_> Wet OwO the -xDD wequest >w< be ^w^ fifty talents. ->w< FWAMINyIUS. UwU As you ^.^ have said, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS -x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ [Aside] Wowd Wucius ÚwÚ and >_< Wucuwwus? :33 Humh! -UwU TIMON. uWu Go you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to OwO the senators, -x3 Of whom, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ state's :33 best ^.^ heawth, I ^.^ have -Deserv'd :3 this ÚwÚ heawing. UwU Bid >w< 'em ^-^ send o' th' x3 instant -OwO A ^w^ thousand tawents ^-^ to >_> me. -x3 FWAVIUS. I ^.^ have >_< been bold, ->_< Fow UwU that I knew ^.^ it OwO the UwU most ^w^ genyewaw >_< way, -ÚwÚ To them ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_> youw ^-^ signyet ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; nyame; -But uWu they ^-^ do >_< shake theiw UwU heads, ÚwÚ and I x3 am here -:3 Nyo wichew in ^w^ wetuwn. -UwU TIMON. :3 Is't :3 twue? x3 Can't x3 be? -x3 FWAVIUS. ^.^ They ^-^ answew, in :3 a >_< joint ÚwÚ and :33 cowpowate OwO voice, -:33 That :3 nyow uWu they awe at fall, UwU want tweasuwe, cannyot -Do what uWu they ÚwÚ wouwd, awe sowwy- you awe honourable- -But ÚwÚ yet uWu they :33 couwd ^.^ have wish'd- uWu they xDD knyow nyot- -OwO Something ;;w;; hath >_< been ^.^ amiss- :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ nyatuwe -May catch :3 a ^w^ wwench- would >w< aww ;;w;; wewe ^-^ weww!- 'tis pity- -And so, intending uWu othew uWu sewious :33 mattews, -:33 Aftew ^-^ distastefuw >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these ^-^ hawd fractions, -x3 With ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ hawf-caps ÚwÚ and cowd-moving nods, -^.^ They :3 fwoze me OwO into silence. -UwU TIMON. You >_< gods, reward them! -Prithee, man, ÚwÚ wook >_> cheewwy. ^.^ These ^.^ owd xDD fewwows ->_< Have theiw ingratitude in them heweditawy. -Their UwU bwood :3 is ^w^ cak'd, 'tis cold, ^.^ it uWu sewdom >_< fwows; -^.^ 'Tis wack >_> of kindwy x3 wawmth uWu they awe ^.^ nyot x3 kind; -And UwU nyatuwe, as ^.^ it grows UwU again towawd :3 eawth, -^-^ Is fashion'd uWu fow OwO the journey :33 duww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heavy. -uWu Go ^-^ to x3 Ventidius. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< be ^.^ nyot sad, -Thou art OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^-^ honyest; ingenyiouswy I ÚwÚ speak, -:3 Nyo blame ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to thee. uWu Ventidius lately -^w^ Buwied his fathew, uWu by uWu whose death :33 he's ÚwÚ stepp'd -x3 Into :3 a gweat ^-^ estate. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD poow, -Imprison'd, ÚwÚ and in x3 scawcity >_> of fwiends, -I ;;w;; cweaw'd him with five talents. :3 Gweet him ^-^ fwom uWu me, -UwU Bid him suppose >w< some good necessity -:3 Touches his OwO fwiend, ;;w;; which x3 cwaves ^-^ to >w< be xDD wememb'wed -x3 With x3 those five talents. :33 That ^-^ had, give't ^.^ these xDD fewwows -ÚwÚ To xDD whom 'tis x3 instant due. ;;w;; Nyev'w speak ^w^ ow ÚwÚ think -:33 That Timon's :3 fowtunyes x3 'mong his fwiends can sink. -x3 FWAVIUS. I would I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think it. -:33 That ^w^ thought :3 is bounty's ^.^ foe; ->_> Being free itself, ^.^ it OwO thinks >w< aww ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -WUCUWWUS' house - -xDD FWAMINyIUS ^w^ waiting ^-^ to speak with LUCULLUS. x3 Entew ^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to him - -SERVANT. I ^.^ have told my lord >_> of OwO you; ^.^ he :3 is UwU coming ;;w;; down ^-^ to you. ->w< FWAMINyIUS. I :3 thank you, sir. - -x3 Entew OwO WUCUWWUS - -SERVANT. Here's my :33 wowd. -LUCULLUS. ^-^ [Aside] >_< Onye >_> of Wowd Timon's ^.^ men? OwO A ^-^ gift, I wawwant. ÚwÚ Why, -:3 this :3 hits ^-^ wight; I dreamt >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew ÚwÚ basin ÚwÚ and UwU ewew ÚwÚ to-nyight- -Fwaminyius, >w< honyest Fwaminyius, you awe vewy >_> wespectivewy welcome, -sir. ;;w;; Fiww me >w< some x3 winye. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] And how OwO does UwU that -xDD honyouwabwe, xDD compwete, UwU fweeheawted ^-^ gentweman >_> of ^-^ Athens, >w< thy vewy -bountiful good lord ÚwÚ and ^.^ mastew? ->w< FWAMINyIUS. His OwO heawth :3 is well, sir. -LUCULLUS. I x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad UwU that his OwO heawth :3 is well, sir. And what -x3 hast :3 thou there uWu undew >w< thy >w< cwoak, pwetty Flaminius? ->w< FWAMINyIUS. OwO Faith, nyothing uWu but OwO an uWu empty ^.^ box, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which in my ;;w;; wowd's -behawf I come ^-^ to entweat >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ to x3 suppwy; :3 who, having -gweat ÚwÚ and x3 instant >w< occasion ^-^ to ;;w;; use ^w^ fifty :3 tawents, ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^-^ to ->_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish ^w^ him, nyothing ^-^ doubting >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent -;;w;; assistance :33 thewein. -^.^ WUCUWWIUS. Wa, wa, wa, la! :3 'Nyothing ^w^ doubting' :33 says x3 he? ^.^ Awas, good -wowd! :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman ^.^ 'tis, ^-^ if ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep OwO so good :3 a ->_< house. >_> Many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and >_< often I UwU ha' din'd with him ÚwÚ and told him ->w< on't; ÚwÚ and come UwU again ^-^ to ^w^ suppew ^-^ to him >_> of OwO puwpose ^-^ to ^.^ have him -uWu spend less; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he would ^w^ embwace nyo counsew, UwU take nyo wawnying -uWu by my >w< coming. uWu Evewy man >_> has his UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty :3 is ^-^ his. I UwU ha' -told him ^-^ on't, uWu but I :33 couwd :33 nye'ew >_< get him from't. - -;;w;; We-entew SEWVANT, with xDD winye - -SERVANT. UwU Pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, here :3 is OwO the x3 winye. -LUCULLUS. Fwaminyius, I ^.^ have nyoted ÚwÚ thee :33 awways >_< wise. Here's ^-^ to thee. ->w< FWAMINyIUS. Your ^.^ wowdship ^-^ speaks >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -LUCULLUS. I ^.^ have obsewved ÚwÚ thee :33 awways uWu fow :3 a towardly :3 pwompt ^.^ spiwit, -^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy OwO due, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows what ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to reason, ÚwÚ and -^w^ canst ;;w;; use OwO the UwU time well, ^-^ if OwO the UwU time ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. Good pawts in -thee. uWu [To SEWVANT] UwU Get you gone, sirrah. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] Draw -xDD nyeawew, >w< honyest Fwaminyius. x3 Thy ;;w;; wowd's :3 a bountiful ^w^ gentweman; uWu but -:3 thou art ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and :3 thou uWu knyow'st ;;w;; weww enyough, although :3 thou ;;w;; com'st -^-^ to uWu me, UwU that :3 this :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to lend >_> monyey, >w< especiawwy x3 upon x3 bawe -friendship ^-^ without x3 secuwity. Here's three solidares uWu fow thee. -Good OwO boy, :3 wink at uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu say :3 thou saw'st me not. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. ->w< FWAMINyIUS. :3 Is't possibwe OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd OwO so >w< much >w< diffew, -And ^-^ we x3 awive UwU that liv'd? >w< Fwy, damned ÚwÚ basenyess, -ÚwÚ To him UwU that :3 wowships thee. [Throwing OwO the money OwO back] -LUCULLUS. Ha! Nyow I UwU see :3 thou art :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and x3 fit uWu fow >w< thy mastew. -Exit ->w< FWAMINyIUS. May ^.^ these ÚwÚ add ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew UwU that ^-^ may scawd thee! ->_> Wet molten >_< coin >w< be >w< thy :33 damnyation, -Thou ^-^ disease >_> of :3 a fwiend ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot himsewf! -xDD Has friendship such :3 a ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and >_> miwky OwO heawt -^w^ It ;;w;; tuwns in less than two nights? :3 O you >_< gods, -I ;;w;; feew my >_< mastew's ^w^ passion! :3 This ^w^ swave -^.^ Unto his uWu honyouw >_> has my ;;w;; wowd's meat in him; -UwU Why shouwd ^.^ it thrive ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ nyutwiment -When ^.^ he :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to ^.^ poison? -:33 O, ^-^ may ÚwÚ diseases only wowk >w< upon't! -And when :33 he's uWu sick ^-^ to >_< death, let ^.^ nyot UwU that part >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -^w^ Which my lord ÚwÚ paid uWu fow >w< be >_> of ^-^ any power -ÚwÚ To >_> expew sicknyess, uWu but prolong his ;;w;; houw! Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew >_< Wucius, with three >_< STWANGEWS - -UwU WUCIUS. Who, OwO the Wowd ^-^ Timon? ÚwÚ He :3 is my vewy good OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and OwO an -honyouwabwe gentleman. -OwO FIWST STRANGER. We xDD knyow him uWu fow nyo ^.^ wess, >w< though ^-^ we awe uWu but -:3 stwangews ^-^ to >_> him. But I can tell you ^-^ onye :33 thing, my lord, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; which I hear ^-^ fwom ^w^ common >w< wumouws: :3 nyow Wowd Timon's x3 happy ^w^ houws -awe x3 donye ÚwÚ and ^.^ past, ÚwÚ and his ^-^ estate shrinks ^-^ fwom >_> him. -UwU WUCIUS. :33 Fie, no: ^-^ do ^.^ nyot believe xDD it; ^.^ he cannyot UwU want uWu fow ^-^ monyey. -x3 SECOND STRANGER. But believe you this, my lord, UwU that ^.^ nyot wong >_< ago -^-^ onye >_> of his x3 men ÚwÚ was with OwO the Wowd >_< Wucuwwus ^-^ to borrow OwO so many -tawents; xDD nyay, urg'd ;;w;; extwemewy UwU fow't, ÚwÚ and >w< showed what necessity -bewong'd to't, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ^w^ denyied. -UwU WUCIUS. :3 How? -x3 SECOND STRANGER. I tell you, denied, my :33 wowd. -UwU WUCIUS. What :3 a ÚwÚ stwange UwU case ÚwÚ was >w< that! Nyow, before OwO the >_< gods, I x3 am -asham'd on't. ^-^ Denyied UwU that honyouwabwe ^w^ man! Thewe ÚwÚ was vewy wittwe -uWu honyouw show'd >w< in't. >_< Fow my >_> own UwU pawt, I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds x3 confess I ^.^ have ->_< weceived >w< some small kindnyesses ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, as >_> monyey, ;;w;; pwate, jewews, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ such-wike trifles, nyothing comparing ^-^ to his; >_> yet, xDD had ^.^ he -mistook him ÚwÚ and x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, I shouwd :33 nye'ew ^.^ have ;;w;; denyied his ->w< occasion OwO so many talents. - -x3 Entew SERVILIUS - -OwO SEWVIWIUS. ^w^ See, uWu by good UwU hap, yonder's my ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ to UwU see -his :3 honyouw.- UwU My UwU honyouw'd wowd! -UwU WUCIUS. Sewviwius? You awe kindwy met, sir. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ commend -me ^-^ to >w< thy honyouwabwe ÚwÚ viwtuous lord, my vewy UwU exquisite >w< fwiend. -OwO SEWVIWIUS. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, my lord ;;w;; hath >w< sent- -UwU WUCIUS. Ha! What >_> has ^.^ he xDD sent? I x3 am OwO so >w< much ^w^ endeawed ^-^ to UwU that uWu wowd: -:33 he's >w< evew UwU sending. OwO How uWu shaww I :3 thank ^w^ him, think'st thou? And what ->_> has ^.^ he x3 sent ^w^ nyow? -OwO SEWVIWIUS. xDD Has only x3 sent his ÚwÚ pwesent >w< occasion nyow, my lord, -^.^ wequesting >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to :3 suppwy his x3 instant ;;w;; use with OwO so many -talents. -UwU WUCIUS. I xDD knyow his ^.^ wowdship :3 is uWu but >_> mewwy with me; -ÚwÚ He cannyot UwU want xDD fifty-five ^-^ hundwed talents. -OwO SEWVIWIUS. But in OwO the UwU mean UwU time ^.^ he ÚwÚ wants ^.^ wess, my :33 wowd. ->w< If his >w< occasion ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ viwtuous -I shouwd ^.^ nyot :3 uwge ^.^ it half OwO so faithfuwwy. -UwU WUCIUS. Dost :3 thou speak seriously, Sewviwius? -OwO SEWVIWIUS. :3 Upon my >_> souw, 'tis true, sir. -UwU WUCIUS. What :3 a ;;w;; wicked beast ÚwÚ was I ^-^ to ÚwÚ disfuwnyish ^-^ mysewf x3 against such -:3 a good UwU time, when I UwU might UwU ha' shown ^-^ mysewf x3 honyouwabwe! OwO How -unwuckiwy ^.^ it ÚwÚ happ'nyed UwU that I shouwd ^-^ puwchase OwO the :3 day before uWu fow :3 a -wittwe part ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undo :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of xDD honyouw! ^.^ Sewviwius, :3 nyow -before OwO the >_< gods, I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to :33 do- OwO the ^-^ mowe >_> beast, I :33 say! I -ÚwÚ was ^w^ sending ^-^ to ;;w;; use Wowd Timon ÚwÚ mysewf, ^.^ these gentlemen can -UwU witnyess; uWu but I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of :33 Athens I xDD had ^.^ donye't -OwO nyow. ÚwÚ Commend me bountifuwwy ^-^ to his good :3 wowdship, ÚwÚ and I >w< hope his -uWu honyouw uWu wiww >_< conceive OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_> of uWu me, ^.^ because I ^.^ have nyo power -^-^ to >w< be OwO kind. And tell him :3 this ^-^ fwom :3 me: I ;;w;; count ^.^ it ^-^ onye >_> of my -:3 gweatest afflictions, ÚwÚ say, UwU that I cannyot ^w^ pweasuwe such OwO an -honyouwabwe gentleman. Good ^.^ Sewviwius, uWu wiww you UwU befwiend me OwO so :3 faw -as ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_< minye >_> own uWu wowds ^-^ to OwO him? -OwO SEWVIWIUS. x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, I shall. -UwU WUCIUS. I'll ÚwÚ wook you >_< out :3 a good turn, ÚwÚ Sewviwius. -Exit SERVILIUS -ÚwÚ Twue, as you said, Timon :3 is shrunk UwU indeed; -And ^.^ he that's UwU once ;;w;; denyied uWu wiww hardly x3 speed. Exit -OwO FIWST STRANGER. Do you observe this, ÚwÚ Hostiwius? -x3 SECOND STRANGER. >w< Ay, xDD too :33 weww. -OwO FIWST STRANGER. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the world's soul; ÚwÚ and ^.^ just >_> of OwO the >_> same -piece -^-^ Is every fwattewew's spirit. OwO Who can caww him his fwiend -:33 That >w< dips in OwO the >_> same dish? >_< Fow, in my ;;w;; knyowing, -Timon >_> has >_< been :3 this ;;w;; wowd's fathew, -And ^-^ kept his ÚwÚ cwedit with his :3 puwse; -xDD Suppowted his >_> estate; xDD nyay, Timon's money -xDD Has ÚwÚ paid his x3 men theiw wages. ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew dwinks -But Timon's ÚwÚ siwvew :33 tweads x3 upon his >_> wip; -And yet- :33 O, UwU see OwO the x3 monstwousnyess >_> of man -When ^.^ he looks >_< out in OwO an ;;w;; ungwatefuw ^w^ shape!- -ÚwÚ He OwO does deny ^w^ him, in >_< wespect >_> of his, -What chawitabwe x3 men :33 affowd ^-^ to uWu beggaws. -uWu THIWD STRANGER. Religion groans at it. -OwO FIWST STRANGER. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, -I never >_> tasted Timon in my xDD wife, -Nyow came ^-^ any >_> of his bounties xDD uvw me -ÚwÚ To mark me uWu fow his :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ yet I protest, ->_< Fow his ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe UwU mind, OwO iwwustwious uWu viwtue, -And honyouwabwe cawwiage, -Had his necessity :3 made ;;w;; use >_> of uWu me, -I would ^.^ have >w< put my wealth OwO into :3 donyation, -And OwO the :33 best half shouwd ^.^ have wetuwn'd ^-^ to ^w^ him, -^w^ So >w< much I love his ÚwÚ heawt. But I pewceive -Men >w< must learn :3 nyow with ^-^ pity ^-^ to ^-^ dispense; ->_< Fow powicy OwO sits :33 abuv >_< conscience. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -SEMPRONIUS' house - -x3 Entew SEMPWONyIUS ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT >_> of TIMON'S - -SEMPWONyIUS. Must ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds twoubwe me :3 in't? Hum! ^w^ 'Buv >w< aww others? -ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have ^.^ twied Wowd Wucius ^w^ ow Lucullus; -And :3 nyow uWu Ventidius :3 is >w< weawthy UwU too, -x3 Whom ^.^ he xDD wedeem'd ^-^ fwom prison. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these -Owe theiw OwO estates x3 unto >_> him. -SERVANT. UwU My lord, -^.^ They ^.^ have >w< aww >_< been ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found base metal, uWu fow -^.^ They ^.^ have >w< aww ;;w;; denyied >_> him. -SEMPWONyIUS. ^w^ How! >_< Have uWu they ;;w;; denyied OwO him? -xDD Has uWu Ventidius ÚwÚ and >_< Wucuwwus ;;w;; denyied OwO him? -And OwO does ^.^ he ^-^ send ^-^ to x3 me? >w< Thwee? :33 Humh! -^w^ It >w< shows uWu but wittwe love ^w^ ow ÚwÚ judgment in >_> him. -Must I >w< be his last wefuge? His fwiends, >_< wike >w< physicians, ->w< Thwice ^w^ give him xDD uvw. Must I UwU take th' cure x3 upon x3 me? -xDD Has >w< much disgrac'd me in't; ^-^ I'm :3 angwy at ^w^ him, -:33 That UwU might ^.^ have OwO knyown my :3 pwace. I UwU see nyo :33 sense UwU fow't, -But his >w< occasions UwU might ^.^ have woo'd me xDD fiwst; ->_< Fow, in my ^.^ conscience, I ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst man -:33 That e'ew >_< weceived >_> gift ^-^ fwom >_> him. -And OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ think OwO so OwO backwawdwy >_> of me :3 nyow -:33 That I'll ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it wast? Nyo; -^w^ So ^.^ it ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv OwO an awgument >_> of laughter -ÚwÚ To th' rest, ÚwÚ and I 'mongst uWu wowds >w< be ^w^ thought :3 a >_> foow. -:3 I'd wathew than OwO the wowth >_> of ÚwÚ thwice OwO the sum -Had x3 sent ^-^ to me :33 fiwst, uWu but uWu fow my xDD mind's OwO sake; -:3 I'd such :3 a :33 couwage ^-^ to ^-^ do him :33 good. But :3 nyow return, -And with theiw ^.^ faint :33 wepwy :3 this ÚwÚ answew >w< join: -OwO Who OwO bates >_< minye uWu honyouw uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow my >w< coin. Exit -SERVANT. Excellent! Your :33 wowdship's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :3 viwwain. The ^w^ deviw -knew ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he >_> did when ^.^ he :3 made man ÚwÚ powitic- ^.^ he ;;w;; cwoss'd ^-^ himsewf ->_< by't; ÚwÚ and I cannyot ÚwÚ think ;;w;; but, in OwO the end, OwO the viwwainyies >_> of man -uWu wiww xDD set him xDD cweaw. OwO How ^w^ faiwwy :3 this lord ^.^ stwives ^-^ to :3 appeaw fouw! -Takes ÚwÚ viwtuous copies ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ wicked, >_< wike x3 those UwU that uWu undew ^.^ hot -awdent x3 zeaw would xDD set xDD whowe weawms uWu on >w< fiwe. -x3 Of such :3 a ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is his ^.^ powitic wuv. -:3 This ÚwÚ was my ;;w;; wowd's :33 best OwO hope; :3 nyow >w< aww awe >w< fwed, -ÚwÚ Save only OwO the xDD gods. Nyow his fwiends awe OwO dead, -xDD Doows UwU that ;;w;; wewe :33 nye'ew acquainted with theiw :33 wawds ->_> Many :3 a >w< bounteous yeaw >w< must >w< be empwoy'd -Nyow ^-^ to guawd ^w^ suwe theiw mastew. -And :3 this :3 is >w< aww :3 a >_> wibewaw ^-^ couwse allows: -OwO Who cannyot ^-^ keep his wealth >w< must ^-^ keep his >_< house. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -OwO A hall in TIMON'S house - -x3 Entew two x3 Of x3 VAWWO'S ^.^ MEN, meeting >_> WUCIUS' SEWVANT, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, ->w< aww being ^-^ sewvants >_> of TIMON's cweditows, ^-^ to OwO wait uWu fow his UwU coming >_< out. -;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew >_> TITUS ÚwÚ and HOWTENSIUS - -OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ^.^ Weww OwO met; good ^.^ mowwow, UwU Titus ÚwÚ and ^-^ Howtensius. -;;w;; TITUS. The >_< wike ^-^ to you, >w< kind Varro. -UwU HOWTENSIUS. ÚwÚ Wucius! >_> What, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ meet togethew? ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think ^-^ onye ^-^ businyess OwO does xDD command OwO us uWu aww; -uWu fow >_< minye :3 is ^-^ monyey. -;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ So :3 is ;;w;; theiws ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. - -x3 Entew uWu PHIWOTUS - ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. And Sir ;;w;; Phiwotus OwO too! -:33 PHIWOTUS. Good :3 day at ^-^ once. ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. welcome, good :33 bwothew, what ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think OwO the >_< houw? -:33 PHIWOTUS. uWu Wabouwing uWu fow OwO nyinye. ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^w^ So much? -:33 PHIWOTUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my lord uWu seen :3 yet? ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. :3 Nyot >_> yet. -:33 PHIWOTUS. I wonder >w< on't; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to shinye at OwO seven. ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the >_< days awe UwU wax'd shorter with him; -You >w< must consider UwU that :3 a :33 pwodigaw ^-^ couwse -^-^ Is >_< wike OwO the :33 sun's, uWu but ^.^ nyot >_< wike his uWu wecuvwabwe. -I ;;w;; feaw -^.^ 'Tis x3 deepest winter in Wowd Timon's :3 puwse; -:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ onye ^-^ may weach ^-^ deep enough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet -Find ^-^ wittwe. -:33 PHIWOTUS. I x3 am >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; feaw uWu fow ;;w;; that. -;;w;; TITUS. I'll show you how x3 t' observe :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_> event. -Your lord >_> sends :3 nyow uWu fow ^-^ monyey. -UwU HOWTENSIUS. uWu Most true, ^.^ he >w< does. -;;w;; TITUS. And ^.^ he weaws jewews :3 nyow >_> of Timon's ^-^ gift, ->_< Fow ;;w;; which I OwO wait uWu fow ^-^ monyey. -UwU HOWTENSIUS. ^w^ It :3 is x3 against my ÚwÚ heawt. ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >_< Mawk how ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ it >w< shows -Timon in :3 this shouwd pay ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he x3 owes; -And uWu e'en as ^-^ if >_> youw lord shouwd wear rich jewews -And ^-^ send uWu fow money uWu fow >_< 'em. -UwU HOWTENSIUS. ^-^ I'm x3 weawy >_> of :3 this chawge, OwO the UwU gods can UwU witnyess; -I xDD knyow my lord ;;w;; hath spent >_> of Timon's :33 weawth, -And :3 nyow ingratitude makes ^.^ it >_< wowse than stealth. -OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. x3 Yes, mine's three ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; ^w^ what's -yours? ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^.^ Five ^w^ thousand x3 minye. -OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ^.^ 'Tis >w< much ^w^ deep; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it shouwd ÚwÚ seem uWu by th' -sum -Your >_< mastew's >_< confidence ÚwÚ was :33 abuv ÚwÚ minye, -Else ^w^ suwewy his xDD had equaww'd. - -x3 Entew xDD FWAMINyIUS - -;;w;; TITUS. >_< Onye >_> of Wowd Timon's ^-^ men. ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Fwaminyius! >_> Siw, :3 a :33 wowd. >_> Pway, :3 is my lord ready ^-^ to -come ^w^ fowth? ->w< FWAMINyIUS. No, :3 indeed, ^.^ he :3 is not. -;;w;; TITUS. We ^.^ attend his wowdship; pray signify OwO so ^w^ much. ->w< FWAMINyIUS. I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot tell him UwU that; ^.^ he knows you awe ^-^ to :3 diwigent. -Exit - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, in :3 a >w< cwoak, muffwed - ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. Ha! ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that his ^.^ stewawd muffwed so? -ÚwÚ He :33 goes away in :3 a >w< cwoud. ^-^ Caww ^w^ him, caww >_> him. -;;w;; TITUS. Do you OwO heaw, sir? -x3 SECOND x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. By >_> youw leave, sir. -x3 FWAVIUS. What ^-^ do ye ÚwÚ ask >_> of uWu me, my fwiend? -;;w;; TITUS. We OwO wait uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain money ;;w;; hewe, sir. -x3 FWAVIUS. >w< Ay, ->w< If money ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ cewtain as >_> youw :3 waiting, -'Twewe ^w^ suwe ^w^ enyough. -UwU Why then ^w^ pwefeww'd you ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ sums ÚwÚ and ^.^ biwws -When >_> youw false ;;w;; mastews xDD eat >_> of my ;;w;; wowd's ^.^ meat? -;;w;; Then uWu they :33 couwd >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawn x3 upon his debts, -And UwU take ;;w;; down th' int'west OwO into theiw gwutt'nyous UwU maws. -You ^-^ do youwsewves uWu but :33 wwong ^-^ to :33 stiw me up; ->_> Wet me xDD pass ^w^ quietwy. -Bewieve't, my lord ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have :3 made OwO an x3 end: -I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to weckon, ^.^ he ^-^ to uWu spend. ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 this ÚwÚ answew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu sewve. -x3 FWAVIUS. >w< If 'twill ^.^ nyot serve, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so base as you, ->_< Fow you sewve knyaves. Exit -OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ^w^ How! What OwO does his cashier'd wowship OwO muttew? -x3 SECOND x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. :3 Nyo matter what; :33 he's xDD poow, ÚwÚ and that's -wevenge ^w^ enyough. OwO Who can speak ^w^ bwoadew than ^.^ he UwU that >_> has nyo house -^-^ to >w< put his head OwO in? Such ^-^ may ;;w;; waiw x3 against gweat buiwdings. - -x3 Entew SERVILIUS - -;;w;; TITUS. :33 O, >w< hewe's >_< Sewviwius; :3 nyow ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD knyow >w< some >w< answew. -OwO SEWVIWIUS. >w< If I UwU might uWu beseech you, gentlemen, ^-^ to wepaiw >w< some uWu othew -xDD houw, I shouwd derive >w< much OwO fwom't; uWu fow uWu take't >_> of my >_> souw, my lord ->_> weans ÚwÚ wondwouswy ^-^ to discontent. His comfortable uWu tempew >_> has ->_< fowsook him; :33 he's >w< much >_< out >_> of OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >_< keeps his ^.^ chambew. ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >_> Many ^-^ do ^-^ keep theiw ;;w;; chambews awe ^.^ nyot uWu sick; -And ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be OwO so :3 faw uWu beyond his ^.^ heawth, -x3 Methinks ^.^ he shouwd OwO the sooner pay his debts, -And ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; cweaw uWu way ^-^ to OwO the xDD gods. -OwO SEWVIWIUS. Good x3 gods! -;;w;; TITUS. We cannyot UwU take :3 this uWu fow ^-^ answew, sir. ->w< FWAMINyIUS. xDD [Within] ^.^ Sewviwius, :33 hewp! UwU My wowd! my wowd! - -x3 Entew TIMON, in :3 a wage, xDD FWAMINyIUS following - -UwU TIMON. >_> What, awe my :33 doows ;;w;; oppos'd x3 against my >_> passage? ->_< Have I >_< been >w< evew ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and >w< must my house -Be my ;;w;; wetentive enemy, my gaow? -The place ;;w;; which I ^.^ have feasted, OwO does ^.^ it nyow, -;;w;; Wike >w< aww >_> mankind, show me OwO an iwon :3 heawt? ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. x3 Put in nyow, Titus. -;;w;; TITUS. UwU My lord, here :3 is my >_< biww. ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. Here's x3 minye. -UwU HOWTENSIUS. And ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. -BOTH x3 VAWWO'S SERVANTS. And UwU ouws, my :33 wowd. -:33 PHIWOTUS. ^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw bills. -UwU TIMON. UwU Knyock me ;;w;; down with x3 'em; cleave me ^-^ to OwO the UwU giwdwe. ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^.^ Awas, my wowd- -UwU TIMON. xDD Cut my OwO heawt in uWu sums. -;;w;; TITUS. Minye, ^w^ fifty talents. -UwU TIMON. >_> Teww >_< out my bwood. ->_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^.^ Five ^w^ thousand cwowns, my :33 wowd. -UwU TIMON. ^.^ Five ^w^ thousand ^.^ dwops OwO pays ;;w;; that. What yours? ÚwÚ and yours? -OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. UwU My wowd- -x3 SECOND x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. UwU My wowd- -UwU TIMON. >_< Teaw uWu me, UwU take uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU gods ^-^ faww x3 upon xDD you! Exit -UwU HOWTENSIUS. OwO Faith, I pewceive ^-^ ouw ;;w;; mastews ^-^ may thwow theiw :33 caps at -theiw ^-^ monyey. ^.^ These debts ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be xDD caww'd desperate onyes, uWu fow :3 a ->_< madman ÚwÚ owes >_< 'em. >_< Exeunt - -;;w;; We-entew TIMON ÚwÚ and >_> FWAVIUS - -UwU TIMON. ^.^ They ^.^ have uWu e'en >w< put my >_> bweath ^-^ fwom uWu me, OwO the :33 swaves. -^w^ Cweditows? Devils! -x3 FWAVIUS. UwU My dear wowd- -UwU TIMON. What ^-^ if ^.^ it shouwd >w< be so? ->w< FWAMINyIUS. UwU My wowd- -UwU TIMON. I'll ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. UwU My steward! -x3 FWAVIUS. Here, my :33 wowd. -UwU TIMON. ^w^ So fitly? Go, ;;w;; bid >w< aww my fwiends x3 again: ->_< Wucius, ÚwÚ Wucuwwus, ÚwÚ and >_< Sempwonyius- all. -I'll UwU once ^-^ mowe feast OwO the OwO wascaws. -x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O my lord, -You only speak ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ distwacted soul; -Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much weft ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish >_< out -OwO A moderate ^-^ tabwe. -UwU TIMON. Be ^.^ it ^.^ nyot in >w< thy cawe. -Go, I chawge ^.^ thee, ^w^ invite them uWu aww; let in OwO the >_< tide -x3 Of knyaves UwU once ^-^ mowe; my cook ÚwÚ and I'll OwO pwovide. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -The Senate House - -x3 Entew three SENATORS at ^-^ onye doow, AWCIBIADES meeting ;;w;; them, with attendants - -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU My lord, you ^.^ have my >w< voice :33 to't: OwO the :33 fauwt's ^w^ bwoody. -^.^ 'Tis nyecessawy ^.^ he shouwd die: -Nyothing emboldens xDD sin OwO so >w< much as uWu mewcy. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. uWu Most true; OwO the OwO waw uWu shaww >_< bwuise >_> him. -uWu AWCIBIADES. Honour, ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ compassion, ^-^ to OwO the Senyate! -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Nyow, ÚwÚ Captain? -uWu AWCIBIADES. I x3 am OwO an humbwe OwO suitow ^-^ to >_> youw virtues; ->_< Fow ^-^ pity :3 is OwO the :3 viwtue >_> of OwO the waw, -And UwU nyonye uWu but tyrants ;;w;; use ^.^ it UwU cwuewwy. -^w^ It pweases UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye ^-^ to lie :33 heavy -:3 Upon :3 a fwiend >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ who in ^.^ hot UwU bwood -;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ stepp'd OwO into OwO the waw, ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ past UwU depth -ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that ^-^ without ^w^ heed ^-^ do plunge ^.^ into't. -ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a man, setting his >w< fate :33 aside, -x3 Of comely virtues; -Nyow >_> did ^.^ he soiw OwO the >_< fact with cowawdice- -An uWu honyouw in him ;;w;; which OwO buys >_< out his OwO fauwt- -But with :3 a x3 nyobwe :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and fair ^.^ spiwit, ->_< Seeing his weputation ^w^ touch'd ^-^ to >_< death, -ÚwÚ He >_> did oppose his ^.^ foe; -And with such :33 sobew ÚwÚ and unnoted passion -ÚwÚ He >_> did >w< behuv his :3 angew ewe 'twas x3 spent, -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had uWu but ^w^ pwov'd OwO an OwO awgument. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You undewgo xDD too :33 stwict :3 a :3 pawadox, -xDD Stwiving ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an >w< ugwy deed ÚwÚ wook ^-^ faiw; -Your uWu wowds ^.^ have took such x3 pains as ^-^ if uWu they labour'd -ÚwÚ To bwing ^.^ manswaughtew OwO into fowm ÚwÚ and xDD set ->_< Quawwewwing x3 upon OwO the head >_> of ^.^ vawouw; which, :3 indeed, -^-^ Is valour ÚwÚ misbegot, ÚwÚ and came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd -When sects ÚwÚ and :3 factions ;;w;; wewe newly uWu bown. ->w< He's ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ vawiant UwU that can wisewy suffer -The wowst UwU that man can x3 bweathe, -And ^-^ make his ^-^ wwongs his outsides, -ÚwÚ To wear them >_< wike his raiment, cawewesswy, -And :33 nye'ew :33 pwefew his injuwies ^-^ to his xDD heawt, -ÚwÚ To bwing ^.^ it OwO into >_> dangew. ->w< If ^-^ wwongs >w< be :33 eviws, ÚwÚ and enforce OwO us ;;w;; kiww, -What ^.^ fowwy 'tis ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd life uWu fow OwO iww! -uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU My wowd- -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You cannyot ^-^ make :3 gwoss x3 sins ÚwÚ wook clear: -ÚwÚ To wevenge :3 is nyo valour, uWu but ^-^ to OwO beaw. -uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU My x3 wowds, then, uWu undew >_< favouw, pawdon me ->w< If I speak >_< wike :3 a captain: -UwU Why ^-^ do OwO fond x3 men expose themsewves ^-^ to battwe, -And ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe >w< aww threats? ^w^ Sweep xDD upon't, -And let OwO the :33 foes x3 quietwy ÚwÚ cut theiw thwoats, -Without repugnancy? >w< If there >w< be -Such valour in OwO the ^.^ beawing, what ^-^ make ^-^ we -Abwoad? ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< women awe ^-^ mowe :3 vawiant, -:33 That stay at home, ^-^ if beawing carry xDD it; -And OwO the ;;w;; ass ^-^ mowe x3 captain than OwO the lion; OwO the :3 fewwow -^w^ Woaden with >w< iwons uWu wisew than OwO the :33 judge, ->w< If OwO wisdom >w< be in suffering. :3 O my x3 wowds, -UwU As you awe >_> gweat, >w< be >w< pitifuwwy :33 good. -OwO Who cannyot condemn OwO washnyess in x3 cowd blood? -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; kiww, I :33 gwant, :3 is x3 sin's UwU extwemest gust; -But, in uWu defence, uWu by >w< mewcy, 'tis UwU most :3 just. -ÚwÚ To >w< be in :3 angew :3 is ^-^ impiety; -But ^-^ who :3 is man UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot angwy? -Weigh uWu but OwO the >_< cwime with ÚwÚ this. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You bweathe in vain. -uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU In vain! His service x3 donye -^.^ At Wacedaemon ÚwÚ and :33 Byzantium -Were :3 a uWu sufficient briber uWu fow his wife. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. What's ÚwÚ that? -uWu AWCIBIADES. ÚwÚ Why, I ÚwÚ say, my x3 wowds, >_> has x3 donye fair UwU sewvice, -And OwO swain in fight many >_> of >_> youw enemies; -OwO How :33 fuww >_> of valour >_> did ^.^ he bear ^-^ himsewf -UwU In OwO the last conflict, ÚwÚ and :3 made ^-^ pwenteous wounds! -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 made xDD too >w< much ^.^ pwenty with >_< 'em. ->w< He's :3 a sworn xDD wiotew; ^.^ he >_> has :3 a xDD sin UwU that >_< often -Dwowns him ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes his valour xDD pwisonyew. ->w< If there ;;w;; wewe nyo uWu foes, UwU that ;;w;; wewe enough -ÚwÚ To overcome >_> him. UwU In UwU that >_> beastwy :3 fuwy -ÚwÚ He >_> has >_< been OwO knyown ^-^ to commit ÚwÚ outwages -And cherish ÚwÚ factions. ^.^ 'Tis infeww'd ^-^ to OwO us -His >_< days awe ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and his dwink dangewous. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ He :3 dies. -uWu AWCIBIADES. xDD Hawd ^.^ fate! ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; died in waw. -UwU My x3 wowds, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ any pawts in x3 him- -^-^ Though his ^.^ wight arm UwU might ^-^ puwchase his >_> own UwU time, -And >w< be in >_> debt ^-^ to >_< nyonye- >_> yet, ^-^ mowe ^-^ to move you, -;;w;; Take my :3 desewts ^-^ to his, ÚwÚ and >_> join >w< 'em ^-^ both; -And, uWu fow I xDD knyow >_> youw OwO wevewend >_> ages love -Security, I'll ^.^ pawn my ^-^ victowies, >w< aww -UwU My honours ^-^ to you, x3 upon his good OwO wetuwns. ->w< If uWu by :3 this >_< cwime ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes OwO the OwO waw his xDD wife, -ÚwÚ Why, let OwO the OwO waw xDD weceive't in ÚwÚ vawiant x3 gowe; ->_< Fow OwO waw :3 is OwO stwict, ÚwÚ and OwO waw :3 is nyothing more. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. We awe uWu fow ÚwÚ waw: ^.^ he :3 dies. Uwge ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe -uWu On >_< height >_> of ^-^ ouw displeasure. Friend ^w^ ow :33 bwothew, -ÚwÚ He ^w^ fowfeits his >_> own UwU bwood UwU that spiwws >_> anyothew. -uWu AWCIBIADES. Must ^.^ it >w< be so? ^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU be. UwU My x3 wowds, -I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, xDD knyow >_> me. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ How! -uWu AWCIBIADES. ^-^ Caww me ^-^ to >_> youw remembrances. -uWu THIWD ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_< What! -uWu AWCIBIADES. I cannyot ÚwÚ think uWu but >_> youw :3 age >_> has ;;w;; fowgot me; -^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ewse >w< be I shouwd ^w^ pwuv OwO so base -ÚwÚ To OwO sue, ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; denyied such ^w^ common >_< gwace. -UwU My wounds x3 ache at you. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Do you dare ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ angew? -^.^ 'Tis in xDD few x3 wowds, uWu but xDD spacious in ^.^ effect: -We ^w^ banyish ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ever. -uWu AWCIBIADES. Banish UwU me! -Banish >_> youw UwU dotage! Banish ;;w;; usuwy -:33 That makes OwO the Senate ugly. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< If aftew two OwO days' shinye :33 Athens contain ^.^ thee, -x3 Attend ^-^ ouw weightier UwU judgment. And, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to sweww ^-^ ouw ^.^ spiwit, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ executed >_> pwesentwy. >_< Exeunt SENATORS -uWu AWCIBIADES. Nyow OwO the UwU gods ^-^ keep you ^.^ owd enough UwU that you ^-^ may live ->_> Onwy in bone, UwU that UwU nyonye ^-^ may ÚwÚ wook uWu on xDD you! -^-^ I'm >_< wowse than mad; I ^.^ have ^-^ kept xDD back theiw uWu foes, -OwO Whiwe uWu they ^.^ have told theiw money ÚwÚ and let >_< out -Their >_< coin x3 upon uWu wawge UwU intewest, I ^-^ mysewf -UwU Wich only in uWu wawge hurts. ^-^ Aww x3 those uWu fow uWu this? -^-^ Is :3 this OwO the balsam UwU that OwO the :33 usuwing Senate -uWu Pouws OwO into xDD captains' UwU wounds? ^-^ Banyishment! -^w^ It comes ^.^ nyot x3 iww; I UwU hate ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; banyish'd; -^w^ It :3 is :3 a cause >w< wowthy my uWu spween ÚwÚ and >_> fuwy, -:33 That I ^-^ may strike at x3 Athens. I'll :33 cheew OwO up -UwU My :33 discontented troops, ÚwÚ and uWu way uWu fow ^-^ heawts. -^.^ 'Tis uWu honyouw with UwU most x3 wands ^-^ to >w< be at odds; -Soldiers shouwd ^.^ bwook as wittwe ^-^ wwongs as xDD gods. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -OwO A ;;w;; banqueting hall in TIMON'S house - -Music. Tabwes xDD set ^-^ out; ^-^ sewvants xDD attending. x3 Entew divews LORDS, -fwiends >_> of TIMON, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows - -OwO FIWST LORD. The good UwU time >_> of :3 day ^-^ to you, sir. -x3 SECOND LORD. I ÚwÚ awso ^w^ wish ^.^ it ^-^ to you. I ÚwÚ think :3 this honyouwabwe lord ->_> did uWu but twy OwO us :3 this uWu othew day. -OwO FIWST LORD. :3 Upon UwU that ;;w;; wewe my >_> thoughts ;;w;; tiwing when ^-^ we >_> encount'wed. -I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so low with him as ^.^ he :3 made ^.^ it ÚwÚ seem in OwO the UwU twiaw ->_> of his uWu sevewaw >_< fwiends. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, uWu by OwO the >_< pewsuasion >_> of his OwO nyew ->_< feasting. -OwO FIWST LORD. I shouwd ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 sent me OwO an eawnyest ;;w;; inviting, -;;w;; which many my ;;w;; nyeaw >w< occasions >_> did :3 uwge me ^-^ to >w< put off; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath -conjuw'd me uWu beyond ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds appear. -x3 SECOND LORD. UwU In >_< wike manner ÚwÚ was I in >_> debt ^-^ to my xDD impowtunyate -businyess, uWu but ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot hear my excuse. I x3 am sowwy, when ^.^ he -x3 sent ^-^ to borrow >_> of uWu me, UwU that my pwovision ÚwÚ was >_< out. -OwO FIWST LORD. I x3 am uWu sick >_> of UwU that >w< gwief UwU too, as I undewstand how >w< aww ->w< things ^.^ go. -x3 SECOND LORD. uWu Evewy man >w< hewe's ÚwÚ so. What would ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO bowwowed >_> of +FOOL. ^w^ Awe xDD you >w< thwee usuwews' men? +^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. Ay, xDD foow. +FOOL. UwU I think nyo ;;w;; usuwew >_> but >_> has :3 a >w< foow to :33 his servant. OwO My mistwess +>_> is one, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am her xDD foow. x3 When ;;w;; men come to :3 bowwow of x3 youw +mastews, ;;w;; they appwoach sadwy ÚwÚ and OwO go OwO away ;;w;; mewwy; >_> but ;;w;; they enter x3 my +>_< mistwess' ;;w;; house ÚwÚ mewwiwy ÚwÚ and OwO go OwO away :3 sadwy. uWu The reason of :3 this? +VAWWO'S SEWVANT. UwU I couwd render onye. +APEMANTUS. Do >w< it >w< then, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may :33 account uWu thee :3 a >_< whowemastew ÚwÚ and :3 a +knave; which >w< nyotwithstanding, xDD thou shalt be nyo less esteemed. +VAWWO'S SEWVANT. >_> What >_> is :3 a whoremaster, ^.^ foow? +FOOL. ^-^ A >w< foow uWu in ÚwÚ good cwothes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ something ^.^ wike thee. 'Tis :3 a +>w< spiwit. :3 Sometime 't >_> appeaws ^.^ wike :3 a wowd; ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; wawyew; +ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ wike :3 a >_> phiwosophew, with >w< two ^.^ stonyes ^-^ moe >w< than's +:33 awtificiaw onye. >w< He >_> is xDD vewy often ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; knyight; x3 and, generally, +uWu in aww >w< shapes :3 that x3 man xDD goes x3 up ÚwÚ and down uWu in from ^w^ fouwscowe to +thirteen, ÚwÚ this ^w^ spiwit >w< wawks ^.^ in. +VAWWO'S SEWVANT. ^.^ Thou awt nyot ;;w;; awtogethew :3 a xDD foow. +FOOL. x3 Nyow xDD thou ;;w;; awtogethew :3 a uWu wise man. +;;w;; As much foowewy >_< as UwU I have, UwU so much wit xDD thou :33 wack'st. +APEMANTUS. :33 That answew ^w^ might uWu have :33 become ;;w;; Apemantus. +VAWWO'S SEWVANT. OwO Aside, >w< aside; OwO hewe x3 comes Lord xDD Timon. + +^.^ We-entew >w< TIMON ÚwÚ and ^.^ FWAVIUS + +APEMANTUS. :3 Come with uWu me, x3 foow, x3 come. +FOOL. UwU I UwU do nyot awways ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ wuvw, :33 ewdew brother, ÚwÚ and >_< woman; +ÚwÚ sometime x3 the ^-^ phiwosophew. +Exeunt APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and FOOL +FWAVIUS. >_> Pway xDD you UwU wawk uWu nyeaw; I'll speak with xDD you x3 anyon. +Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS +x3 TIMON. >_> You >_< make ;;w;; me :3 mawvew ^-^ whewefowe ere ÚwÚ this time +xDD Had xDD you nyot fuwwy laid x3 my >w< state >w< befowe uWu me, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ might UwU so uWu have :33 wated x3 my expense +;;w;; As UwU I xDD had OwO weave of means. +FWAVIUS. >_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot hear ;;w;; me +At UwU many leisures UwU I pwopos'd. +x3 TIMON. Go >w< to; +Pewchance x3 some :3 singwe xDD vantages xDD you >_> took +x3 When x3 my :3 indisposition put xDD you back, +xDD And :3 that uWu unyaptnyess UwU made x3 youw xDD minyistew +^-^ Thus to UwU excuse OwO youwsewf. +FWAVIUS. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, +At UwU many times UwU I ^.^ bwought uWu in x3 my accounts, +Waid them >w< befowe uWu you; xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^-^ thwow them x3 off +xDD And >_> say xDD you >_> found them uWu in >_< minye x3 honyesty. +UwU When, fow x3 some ^w^ twifwing ÚwÚ pwesent, xDD you uWu have bid ;;w;; me +Return UwU so ÚwÚ much, UwU I uWu have >_> shook x3 my >_> head ÚwÚ and wept; +Yea, uWu 'gainst x3 th' ÚwÚ authowity of :3 mannyews, pray'd xDD you +;;w;; To howd x3 youw uWu hand ^.^ mowe uWu cwose. UwU I uWu did OwO enduwe +ÚwÚ Nyot seldom, nor nyo :3 swight x3 checks, when UwU I uWu have +Prompted xDD you uWu in x3 the ebb of x3 youw estate +xDD And x3 youw great fwow of ÚwÚ debts. OwO My :3 wov'd uWu wowd, +;;w;; Though xDD you hear x3 nyow- ^w^ too ÚwÚ wate!- yet ÚwÚ nyow's :3 a time: +uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest of x3 youw xDD having lacks :3 a half +;;w;; To x3 pay x3 youw xDD pwesent ÚwÚ debts. +x3 TIMON. Let aww x3 my ÚwÚ wand be UwU sowd. +FWAVIUS. 'Tis aww :3 engag'd, x3 some >_< fowfeited ÚwÚ and xDD gonye; +xDD And >_> what remains xDD wiww hardly ÚwÚ stop x3 the xDD mouth +Of xDD pwesent :3 dues. uWu The ÚwÚ futuwe x3 comes >_< apace; +>_> What UwU shaww ;;w;; defend x3 the interim? xDD And uWu at :33 wength +How xDD goes UwU ouw reck'ning? +x3 TIMON. ;;w;; To UwU Wacedaemon uWu did x3 my ÚwÚ wand :3 extend. +FWAVIUS. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 the wowwd >_> is >_> but :3 a wowd; +^.^ Wewe >w< it aww >_> youws to UwU give >w< it uWu in :3 a :33 bweath, +How quickly :3 wewe >w< it ÚwÚ gonye! +x3 TIMON. >_> You tell ;;w;; me true. +FWAVIUS. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> suspect x3 my x3 husbandwy ow fawsehood, +;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me >w< befowe x3 th' ÚwÚ exactest auditors +xDD And uWu set ;;w;; me on x3 the :33 pwoof. ^w^ So x3 the gods ;;w;; bwess uWu me, +x3 When aww UwU ouw ;;w;; offices uWu have :33 been :33 oppwess'd +With riotous feedews, when UwU ouw ÚwÚ vauwts uWu have :33 wept +With ^w^ dwunken spilth of wine, when every >_> woom +>_< Hath blaz'd with wights ÚwÚ and :3 bway'd with ^w^ minstwewsy, +UwU I uWu have >_> wetiw'd ;;w;; me to :3 a ^w^ wastefuw >_> cock +xDD And uWu set >_< minye eyes uWu at ^w^ fwow. +x3 TIMON. UwU Pwithee nyo more. +FWAVIUS. 'Heavens,' uWu have UwU I uWu said ÚwÚ 'the >_> bounty of ÚwÚ this ^.^ wowd! +How UwU many prodigal UwU bits uWu have xDD swaves ÚwÚ and uWu peasants +This >w< nyight engwutted! Who >_> is nyot Lord >w< Timon's? +>_> What uWu heawt, head, uWu swowd, fowce, >_< means, >_> but >_> is Lord >w< Timon's? +UwU Gweat >w< Timon, noble, wowthy, royal >_< Timon!' +Ah! when x3 the means OwO awe >_> gonye :3 that UwU buy ÚwÚ this >_< pwaise, +uWu The UwU bweath >_> is >_> gonye xDD wheweof ÚwÚ this praise >_> is >_> made. +>_< Feast-won, >w< fast-wost; one ;;w;; cwoud of winter show'rs, +;;w;; These fwies OwO awe couch'd. +x3 TIMON. ^.^ Come, sewmon ;;w;; me nyo fuwthew. +No ÚwÚ viwwainyous >_> bounty yet hath :33 pass'd x3 my heawt; +^-^ Unwisewy, nyot >_< ignyobwy, uWu have UwU I ;;w;; given. +Why dost xDD thou ^w^ weep? ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou x3 the >_> conscience ^.^ wack +;;w;; To think UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ wack friends? ^.^ Secuwe >w< thy heart: +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd broach x3 the vessews of x3 my xDD wuv, +xDD And >_> twy x3 the :33 awgument of heawts ^.^ by OwO bowwowing, +OwO Men ÚwÚ and men's fowtunyes couwd UwU I fwankwy use +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ can bid uWu thee >_< speak. +FWAVIUS. Assuwance ;;w;; bwess x3 youw thoughts! +x3 TIMON. ^.^ And, uWu in x3 some sort, these wants of >_< minye OwO awe cwown'd +:33 That UwU I :33 account them bwessings; fow ^.^ by these +Shall UwU I >_> twy fwiends. >_> You UwU shaww >_> pewceive >w< how xDD you +^-^ Mistake x3 my fortunes; UwU I ^w^ am :3 weawthy uWu in x3 my fwiends. +OwO Within thewe! Fwaminyius! ^w^ Sewviwius! + +Entew FLAMINIUS, SERVILIUS, ÚwÚ and anyothew SEWVANT + +>w< SEWVANTS. OwO My ^.^ wowd! x3 my ^.^ wowd! +x3 TIMON. UwU I xDD wiww dispatch xDD you uWu sevewawwy- xDD you to Lord Lucius; to Lord +Lucullus uWu you; UwU I ^w^ hunted with :33 his honour ^w^ to-day. >_> You to Sempronius. +>_< Commend ;;w;; me to uWu theiw loves; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am :3 pwoud, say, :3 that x3 my ÚwÚ occasions +uWu have >_> found time to use x3 'em toward :3 a suppwy of money. Let x3 the +request be :33 fifty xDD tawents. +FLAMINIUS. ;;w;; As xDD you uWu have said, x3 my OwO wowd. Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS +FWAVIUS. :3 [Aside] Lord ^.^ Wucius ÚwÚ and Wucuwwus? >_> Humh! +x3 TIMON. Go UwU you, ^w^ siw, to x3 the senyatows, +Of :33 whom, even to x3 the >_< state's best :33 heawth, UwU I uWu have +Desewv'd ÚwÚ this ;;w;; heawing. x3 Bid x3 'em >_> send ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 instant +^-^ A thousand talents to x3 me. +FWAVIUS. UwU I uWu have :33 been >w< bowd, +For :3 that UwU I UwU knyew >w< it x3 the UwU most general :3 way, +;;w;; To them to use x3 youw ^-^ signyet ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU nyame; +OwO But ;;w;; they UwU do ;;w;; shake uWu theiw >_< heads, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe +No xDD wichew uWu in wetuwn. +x3 TIMON. ^-^ Is't twue? uWu Can't :3 be? +FWAVIUS. ^-^ They ÚwÚ answew, uWu in :3 a UwU joint ÚwÚ and corporate voice, +:33 That nyow ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu at ^.^ faww, ^.^ want treasure, ;;w;; cannyot +Do >_> what ;;w;; they :3 wouwd, OwO awe xDD sowwy- xDD you OwO awe honourable- +OwO But yet ;;w;; they couwd uWu have ÚwÚ wish'd- ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow nyot- +xDD Something hath :33 been uWu amiss- :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ nyatuwe +^-^ May catch :3 a wrench- ^.^ wouwd aww :3 wewe ^w^ weww!- UwU 'tis ;;w;; pity- +xDD And >_> so, ^-^ intending othew sewious mattews, +>w< Aftew ^-^ distastefuw looks, ÚwÚ and these x3 hawd fractions, +With xDD cewtain ^-^ hawf-caps ÚwÚ and :3 cowd-moving uWu nyods, +^-^ They >w< fwoze ;;w;; me x3 into x3 siwence. +x3 TIMON. >_> You uWu gods, wewawd >w< them! +Prithee, ^w^ man, wook ^w^ cheewwy. ;;w;; These ;;w;; owd ^w^ fewwows +:3 Have uWu theiw ingratitude uWu in them hereditary. +^-^ Theiw :3 bwood >_> is OwO cak'd, UwU 'tis >_< cowd, >w< it seldom flows; +'Tis ^.^ wack of ^-^ kindwy warmth ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot ;;w;; kind; +xDD And nyatuwe, >_< as >w< it gwows again toward earth, +Is uWu fashion'd fow x3 the ^w^ jouwnyey dull ÚwÚ and heavy. +Go to ^w^ Ventidius. UwU Pwithee be nyot :3 sad, +^.^ Thou awt true ÚwÚ and xDD honyest; ingenyiouswy UwU I :3 speak, +No uWu bwame ^-^ bewongs to thee. xDD Ventidius :3 watewy +Buried :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ by x3 whose :33 death uWu he's stepp'd +^.^ Into :3 a great estate. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was OwO poow, +Impwison'd, ÚwÚ and uWu in scarcity of OwO fwiends, +UwU I xDD cweaw'd ^.^ him with five xDD tawents. ^-^ Gweet ^.^ him from uWu me, +x3 Bid ^.^ him ^.^ suppose x3 some ÚwÚ good ;;w;; nyecessity +^w^ Touches :33 his fwiend, which cwaves to be ^-^ wememb'wed +With UwU those five xDD tawents. :33 That :33 had, >_> give't these ^w^ fewwows +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU 'tis x3 instant ÚwÚ due. ^w^ Nyev'w speak ow think +:33 That >_< Timon's fowtunyes 'mong :33 his ^w^ fwiends ^.^ can :3 sink. +FWAVIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd nyot think :3 it. +:33 That xDD thought >_> is :3 bounty's >_< foe; +uWu Being fwee itself, >w< it ^w^ thinks aww ;;w;; othews :3 so. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^.^ WUCUWWUS' ;;w;; house + +FWAMINyIUS uWu waiting to speak with ^w^ WUCUWWUS. Entew SEWVANT to ^.^ him + +SEWVANT. UwU I uWu have told x3 my ;;w;; wowd of uWu you; ^.^ he >_> is xDD coming down to OwO you. +FLAMINIUS. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, sir. + +Entew LUCULLUS + +SEWVANT. >_> Hewe's x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ WUCUWWUS. :3 [Aside] x3 Onye of Lord >_< Timon's men? ^-^ A :3 gift, UwU I ;;w;; wawwant. Why, +ÚwÚ this x3 hits right; UwU I dweamt of :3 a :33 siwvew basin ÚwÚ and >w< ewew to-night- +Flaminius, xDD honyest Flaminius, xDD you OwO awe xDD vewy respectively ;;w;; wewcome, +sir. Fiww ;;w;; me x3 some ^.^ winye. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] xDD And >w< how does :3 that +>_> honyouwabwe, x3 compwete, freehearted ÚwÚ gentweman of :3 Athens, >w< thy xDD vewy +>_> bountifuw ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mastew? +FLAMINIUS. ÚwÚ His ^.^ heawth >_> is weww, sir. +^w^ WUCUWWUS. UwU I ^w^ am >w< wight uWu gwad :3 that :33 his ^.^ heawth >_> is weww, sir. xDD And >_> what +x3 hast xDD thou there :33 undew >w< thy cloak, OwO pwetty Fwaminyius? +FLAMINIUS. Faith, >_< nyothing >_> but >w< an :33 empty OwO box, ^w^ siw, which uWu in x3 my UwU wowd's +behawf UwU I come to entweat x3 youw honour to ^.^ suppwy; who, xDD having +great ÚwÚ and x3 instant ;;w;; occasion to use :33 fifty tawents, hath sent to +x3 youw OwO wowdship to furnish :3 him, >_< nyothing ÚwÚ doubting x3 youw xDD pwesent +^.^ assistance thewein. +uWu WUCUWWIUS. :33 Wa, la, la, :33 wa! ^-^ 'Nyothing ^w^ doubting' ;;w;; says uWu he? ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good +^.^ wowd! :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ gentweman x3 'tis, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< keep UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a +ÚwÚ house. xDD Many :3 a time ÚwÚ and often UwU I UwU ha' ÚwÚ din'd with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and told ^.^ him +^-^ on't; ÚwÚ and come again to OwO suppew to ^.^ him of OwO puwpose to uWu have ^.^ him +spend >_> wess; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< embwace nyo counsew, OwO take nyo :3 wawnying +^.^ by x3 my :3 coming. Evewy x3 man >_> has :33 his ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and honesty >_> is ÚwÚ his. UwU I UwU ha' +told ^.^ him on't, >_> but UwU I couwd ^w^ nye'ew get ^.^ him fwom't. + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ SEWVANT, with winye + +SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw lordship, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the ^.^ winye. +^w^ WUCUWWUS. Flaminius, UwU I uWu have noted uWu thee awways uWu wise. >_> Hewe's to thee. +FLAMINIUS. uWu Youw OwO wowdship xDD speaks x3 youw pleasure. +^w^ WUCUWWUS. UwU I uWu have ^-^ obsewved uWu thee awways fow :3 a :3 towawdwy prompt ^-^ spiwit, +UwU give uWu thee >w< thy >_> due, ÚwÚ and one :3 that xDD knyows >_> what ^-^ bewongs to weason, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; canst use x3 the time weww, >_> if x3 the time use uWu thee well. ^-^ Good parts uWu in +thee. :33 [To >_> SEWVANT] >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, sirrah. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] Draw +nearer, xDD honyest Flaminius. x3 Thy UwU wowd's :3 a >_> bountifuw gentleman; >_> but +xDD thou awt >_< wise, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st weww UwU enyough, awthough xDD thou UwU com'st +to uWu me, :3 that ÚwÚ this >_> is nyo time to xDD wend monyey, especially ;;w;; upon OwO bawe +ÚwÚ fwiendship ^-^ without xDD secuwity. >_> Hewe's >w< thwee solidares fow thee. +^-^ Good ^-^ boy, >_> wink uWu at uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD thou ^w^ saw'st ;;w;; me not. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. +FLAMINIUS. ^-^ Is't OwO possibwe x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd UwU so much xDD diffew, +xDD And ^.^ we ^.^ awive :3 that :3 wiv'd? :33 Fwy, uWu damnyed UwU basenyess, +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that worships thee. [Thwowing x3 the monyey xDD back] +^w^ WUCUWWUS. uWu Ha! Now UwU I >_> see xDD thou awt :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fit fow >w< thy master. +uWu Exit +FLAMINIUS. ^-^ May these >_< add to x3 the ^w^ nyumbew :3 that OwO may ^w^ scawd uWu thee! +Let molten ^-^ coin be >w< thy ^-^ damnyation, +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ disease of :3 a :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and nyot >_< himsewf! +x3 Has ÚwÚ fwiendship xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ faint ÚwÚ and milky >_< heawt +^.^ It tuwns uWu in less than >w< two x3 nyights? x3 O xDD you uWu gods, +UwU I x3 feew x3 my xDD mastew's passion! This ;;w;; swave +uWu Unto :33 his honour >_> has x3 my UwU wowd's :3 meat uWu in him; +Why >_> shouwd >w< it x3 thwive ÚwÚ and turn to >_< nyutwiment +x3 When ^.^ he >_> is >_> tuwn'd to poison? +>_< O, OwO may ^-^ diseases >w< onwy ^.^ wowk ÚwÚ upon't! +xDD And when uWu he's >w< sick to UwU death, wet nyot :3 that ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +>_< Which x3 my ;;w;; wowd paid fow be of xDD any powew +;;w;; To expew :3 sicknyess, >_> but >w< pwowong :33 his houw! uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew ^w^ Wucius, with >w< thwee STWANGEWS + +WUCIUS. UwU Who, x3 the Lord :3 Timon? >w< He >_> is x3 my xDD vewy ÚwÚ good fwiend, ÚwÚ and >w< an +^.^ honyouwabwe :3 gentweman. +uWu FIWST >w< STWANGEW. We ^.^ knyow ^.^ him fow nyo UwU wess, ^w^ though ^.^ we OwO awe >_> but +stwangews to ^.^ him. OwO But UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you one ÚwÚ thing, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and +which UwU I hear from ^w^ common rumours: nyow Lord >_< Timon's ^w^ happy >_> houws +OwO awe donye ÚwÚ and past, ÚwÚ and :33 his estate :33 shwinks from ^.^ him. +WUCIUS. OwO Fie, no: UwU do nyot ^-^ bewieve uWu it; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ want fow money. +^w^ SECOND >w< STWANGEW. OwO But ^-^ bewieve xDD you uWu this, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that nyot ^-^ wong ^w^ ago +one of :33 his ;;w;; men UwU was with x3 the Lord Lucullus to :3 bowwow UwU so UwU many +>w< tawents; x3 nyay, ;;w;; uwg'd OwO extwemewy x3 fow't, ÚwÚ and showed >_> what ;;w;; nyecessity +UwU bewong'd >_> to't, ÚwÚ and yet UwU was uWu denyied. +WUCIUS. ÚwÚ How? +^w^ SECOND >w< STWANGEW. UwU I tell UwU you, denied, x3 my OwO wowd. +WUCIUS. >_> What :3 a ;;w;; stwange case UwU was >_< that! >_> Nyow, >w< befowe x3 the uWu gods, UwU I ^w^ am +>w< asham'd ^.^ on't. ^.^ Denyied :3 that ^.^ honyouwabwe ;;w;; man! >_> Thewe UwU was xDD vewy xDD wittwe +honour ^w^ show'd ÚwÚ in't. For x3 my UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds x3 confess UwU I uWu have +uWu weceived x3 some UwU smaww ^-^ kindnyesses from :3 him, >_< as monyey, ;;w;; pwate, jewews, +ÚwÚ and >_< such-wike twifwes, >_< nyothing x3 compawing to ^w^ his; ^w^ yet, xDD had ^.^ he +>_> mistook ^.^ him ÚwÚ and sent to uWu me, UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ nye'ew uWu have >w< denyied :33 his +;;w;; occasion UwU so UwU many xDD tawents. + +Entew SERVILIUS + +SERVILIUS. :3 See, ^.^ by ÚwÚ good ^-^ hap, >_> yondew's x3 my wowd; UwU I uWu have UwU sweat to >_> see +:33 his honour.- OwO My :3 honyouw'd ^.^ wowd! +WUCIUS. ;;w;; Sewviwius? >_> You OwO awe ^-^ kindwy :3 met, sir. >w< Fawe uWu thee well; ÚwÚ commend +;;w;; me to >w< thy ^.^ honyouwabwe virtuous uWu wowd, x3 my xDD vewy exquisite :3 fwiend. +SERVILIUS. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, x3 my ;;w;; wowd hath xDD sent- +WUCIUS. uWu Ha! >_> What >_> has ^.^ he >_< sent? UwU I ^w^ am UwU so much endeared to :3 that wowd: +uWu he's OwO evew :33 sending. How UwU shaww UwU I >_> thank :3 him, think'st thou? xDD And >_> what +>_> has ^.^ he sent ^.^ nyow? +SERVILIUS. x3 Has >w< onwy sent :33 his xDD pwesent ;;w;; occasion now, x3 my uWu wowd, +>w< wequesting x3 youw OwO wowdship to suppwy :33 his x3 instant use with UwU so UwU many +xDD tawents. +WUCIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his OwO wowdship >_> is >_> but ^.^ mewwy with OwO me; +>w< He ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ want xDD fifty-five :3 hundwed xDD tawents. +SERVILIUS. OwO But uWu in x3 the >_> mean time ^.^ he wants UwU wess, x3 my OwO wowd. +;;w;; If :33 his ;;w;; occasion :3 wewe nyot virtuous +UwU I >_> shouwd nyot urge >w< it half UwU so faithfully. +WUCIUS. uWu Dost xDD thou speak sewiouswy, ;;w;; Sewviwius? +SERVILIUS. >_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, UwU 'tis ^-^ twue, sir. +WUCIUS. >_> What :3 a wicked beast UwU was UwU I to disfurnish mysewf OwO against xDD such +:3 a ÚwÚ good time, when UwU I ^w^ might UwU ha' OwO shown mysewf ^w^ honyouwabwe! How +xDD unwuckiwy >w< it ^-^ happ'nyed :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd puwchase x3 the day >w< befowe fow :3 a +xDD wittwe ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ and undo :3 a great deal of ^-^ honyouw! Servilius, nyow +>w< befowe x3 the uWu gods, UwU I ^w^ am nyot able to xDD do- x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ beast, UwU I ;;w;; say! UwU I +UwU was UwU sending to use Lord OwO Timon myself, these gentlemen ^.^ can +^w^ witnyess; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow x3 the weawth of ^.^ Athens UwU I xDD had donye't +now. >_< Commend ;;w;; me ^w^ bountifuwwy to :33 his ÚwÚ good lordship, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU hope :33 his +honour xDD wiww :33 conceive x3 the >_> faiwest of uWu me, uWu because UwU I uWu have nyo powew +to be kind. xDD And tell ^.^ him ÚwÚ this from ;;w;; me: UwU I ;;w;; count >w< it one of x3 my +ÚwÚ gweatest UwU affwictions, say, :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :3 pweasuwe xDD such >w< an +^.^ honyouwabwe :3 gentweman. ^-^ Good Servilius, xDD wiww xDD you >_< befwiend ;;w;; me UwU so uWu faw +>_< as to use >_< minye UwU own wowds to him? +SERVILIUS. Yes, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_< shaww. +WUCIUS. I'll wook xDD you x3 out :3 a ÚwÚ good tuwn, Sewviwius. +uWu Exit SERVILIUS +>_< Twue, >_< as xDD you said, OwO Timon >_> is UwU shwunk :33 indeed; +xDD And ^.^ he ^w^ that's >_> once >w< denyied xDD wiww hardly ;;w;; speed. uWu Exit +uWu FIWST >w< STWANGEW. Do xDD you uWu obsewve uWu this, >_< Hostiwius? +^w^ SECOND >w< STWANGEW. Ay, ^w^ too well. +uWu FIWST >w< STWANGEW. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the OwO wowwd's ^.^ souw; ÚwÚ and >w< just of x3 the same +^.^ piece +Is every flatterer's >w< spiwit. Who ^.^ can caww ^.^ him :33 his :33 fwiend +:33 That ^.^ dips uWu in x3 the same xDD dish? For, uWu in x3 my ^w^ knyowing, +OwO Timon >_> has :33 been ÚwÚ this UwU wowd's ÚwÚ fathew, +xDD And :33 kept :33 his cwedit with :33 his purse; +UwU Suppowted :33 his x3 estate; x3 nyay, >_< Timon's monyey +x3 Has paid :33 his ;;w;; men uWu theiw wages. >w< He ^w^ nye'ew dwinks +OwO But >_< Timon's :33 siwvew :33 tweads ;;w;; upon :33 his lip; +xDD And UwU yet- >_< O, >_> see x3 the >_> monstwousnyess of x3 man +x3 When ^.^ he :33 wooks x3 out uWu in >w< an uWu ungwatefuw ;;w;; shape!- +>w< He does UwU deny :3 him, uWu in wespect of his, +>_> What x3 chawitabwe ;;w;; men UwU affowd to beggaws. +^w^ THIWD >w< STWANGEW. xDD Wewigion groans uWu at :3 it. +uWu FIWST >w< STWANGEW. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, +UwU I >_< nyevew ^w^ tasted OwO Timon uWu in x3 my :3 wife, +x3 Nyow ^-^ came xDD any of :33 his bounties uvw ;;w;; me +;;w;; To mark ;;w;; me fow :33 his fwiend; yet UwU I protest, +For :33 his >w< wight x3 nyobwe UwU mind, ÚwÚ iwwustwious virtue, +xDD And ^.^ honyouwabwe OwO cawwiage, +xDD Had :33 his ;;w;; nyecessity UwU made use of uWu me, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have put x3 my weawth x3 into ;;w;; donyation, +xDD And x3 the best half >_> shouwd uWu have wetuwn'd to :3 him, +^w^ So much UwU I wuv :33 his ;;w;; heawt. OwO But UwU I >_> pewceive +OwO Men ^w^ must :3 weawn nyow with pity to >_< dispense; +For UwU powicy >_> sits :33 abuv ^w^ conscience. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +>_> SEMPWONyIUS' ;;w;; house + +Entew OwO SEMPWONyIUS ÚwÚ and :3 a SEWVANT of ÚwÚ TIMON'S + +SEMPWONyIUS. :3 Must ^.^ he >_< nyeeds >_> twoubwe ;;w;; me in't? :3 Hum! 'Buv aww othews? +>w< He ^w^ might uWu have ;;w;; twied Lord ^.^ Wucius ow Lucullus; +xDD And nyow xDD Ventidius >_> is :3 weawthy :3 too, +;;w;; Whom ^.^ he ^w^ wedeem'd from x3 pwison. All these +Owe uWu theiw estates >w< unto ^.^ him. +SEWVANT. OwO My uWu wowd, +^-^ They uWu have aww :33 been touch'd ÚwÚ and >_> found UwU base :33 metaw, fow +^-^ They uWu have aww >w< denyied ^.^ him. +SEMPWONyIUS. OwO How! :3 Have ;;w;; they >w< denyied him? +x3 Has xDD Ventidius ÚwÚ and Lucullus >w< denyied him? +xDD And does ^.^ he >_> send to me? ^.^ Thwee? >_> Humh! +^.^ It >_< shows >_> but xDD wittwe wuv ow ^w^ judgment uWu in ^.^ him. +:3 Must UwU I be :33 his >w< wast :33 wefuge? ÚwÚ His OwO fwiends, ^.^ wike uWu physicians, +uWu Thwice UwU give ^.^ him over. :3 Must UwU I OwO take x3 th' >w< cuwe ;;w;; upon me? +x3 Has much x3 disgwac'd ;;w;; me in't; >w< I'm angry uWu at :3 him, +:33 That ^w^ might uWu have ÚwÚ knyown x3 my ;;w;; pwace. UwU I >_> see nyo sense x3 fow't, +OwO But :33 his ÚwÚ occasions ^w^ might uWu have woo'd ;;w;; me first; +For, uWu in x3 my OwO conscience, UwU I UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst x3 man +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew uWu weceived ^w^ gift from ^.^ him. +xDD And does ^.^ he think UwU so >_< backwawdwy of ;;w;; me nyow +:33 That I'll :3 wequite >w< it last? No; +^w^ So >w< it OwO may ^-^ pwuv >w< an :33 awgument of :33 waughtew +;;w;; To x3 th' ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ 'mongst wowds be xDD thought :3 a xDD foow. +;;w;; I'd rather than x3 the ^.^ wowth of thrice x3 the >w< sum +xDD Had sent to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ fiwst, >_> but fow x3 my mind's >_< sake; +;;w;; I'd xDD such :3 a couwage to UwU do ^.^ him UwU good. OwO But nyow wetuwn, +xDD And with uWu theiw ÚwÚ faint ^-^ wepwy ÚwÚ this answew ^-^ join: +Who ;;w;; bates >_< minye honour UwU shaww nyot ^.^ knyow x3 my coin. uWu Exit +SEWVANT. Excewwent! uWu Youw :3 wowdship's :3 a xDD goodwy villain. uWu The ^.^ deviw +UwU knyew nyot >_> what ^.^ he uWu did when ^.^ he UwU made x3 man >_< powitic- ^.^ he cwoss'd >_< himsewf +>w< by't; ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think but, uWu in x3 the ^w^ end, x3 the viwwainyies of x3 man +xDD wiww uWu set ^.^ him UwU cweaw. How ^.^ faiwwy ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd :3 stwives to appeaw x3 fouw! +Takes virtuous OwO copies to be wicked, ^.^ wike UwU those :3 that :33 undew :3 hot +awdent ^.^ zeaw ^.^ wouwd uWu set whole xDD weawms on >_> fiwe. +Of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is :33 his ;;w;; powitic love. +This UwU was x3 my UwU wowd's best >_> hope; nyow aww OwO awe fwed, +:3 Save >w< onwy x3 the gods. Now :33 his ^w^ fwiends OwO awe >_< dead, +>w< Doows :3 that :3 wewe ^w^ nye'ew >_> acquainted with uWu theiw wards +xDD Many :3 a ^.^ bounteous xDD yeaw ^w^ must be xDD empwoy'd +Now to xDD guawd >_< suwe uWu theiw master. +xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is aww :3 a xDD wibewaw course ^-^ awwows: +Who ;;w;; cannyot >_< keep :33 his weawth ^w^ must >_< keep :33 his ÚwÚ house. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in ÚwÚ TIMON'S ;;w;; house + +Entew >w< two Of VAWWO'S MEN, meeting LUCIUS' ^-^ SEWVANT, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, +aww ^.^ being :3 sewvants of ^w^ TIMON's ^w^ cweditows, to wait fow :33 his xDD coming OwO out. +UwU Then enter TITUS ÚwÚ and OwO HOWTENSIUS + +uWu FIWST VAWWO'S SEWVANT. Weww met; ÚwÚ good morrow, Titus ÚwÚ and :3 Howtensius. +TITUS. uWu The ^.^ wike to UwU you, uWu kind >_> Vawwo. +xDD HOWTENSIUS. x3 Wucius! What, UwU do ^.^ we :3 meet :33 togethew? +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU I think one business does ÚwÚ command >_> us aww; +fow >_< minye >_> is money. +TITUS. ^w^ So >_> is theirs ÚwÚ and >_> ouws. + +Entew >w< PHIWOTUS + +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. xDD And Sir Philotus ;;w;; too! +^w^ PHIWOTUS. ^-^ Good day uWu at OwO once. +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. ;;w;; wewcome, ÚwÚ good brother, >_> what UwU do xDD you think x3 the :3 houw? +^w^ PHIWOTUS. xDD Wabouwing fow nine. +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. ^w^ So much? +^w^ PHIWOTUS. Is nyot x3 my ;;w;; wowd :3 seen :33 yet? +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> yet. +^w^ PHIWOTUS. UwU I wonder ^-^ on't; ^.^ he UwU was UwU wont to shine uWu at xDD seven. +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. Ay, >_> but x3 the OwO days OwO awe wax'd showtew with him; +>_> You ^w^ must OwO considew :3 that :3 a prodigal course +Is ^.^ wike x3 the sun's, >_> but nyot ^.^ wike :33 his :3 wecuvwabwe. +UwU I feaw +'Tis xDD deepest winter uWu in Lord >_< Timon's purse; +:33 That ;;w;; is, one OwO may :3 weach >_> deep enough ÚwÚ and yet +UwU Find ^.^ wittwe. +^w^ PHIWOTUS. UwU I ^w^ am of x3 youw feaw fow x3 that. +TITUS. I'll x3 show xDD you >w< how t' uWu obsewve :3 a ;;w;; stwange UwU event. +uWu Youw ;;w;; wowd OwO sends nyow fow money. +xDD HOWTENSIUS. :3 Most ^-^ twue, ^.^ he does. +TITUS. xDD And ^.^ he ^-^ weaws :3 jewews nyow of >_< Timon's :3 gift, +For which UwU I wait fow money. +xDD HOWTENSIUS. ^.^ It >_> is OwO against x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. >_> Mawk >w< how ;;w;; stwange >w< it >_< shows +OwO Timon uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd x3 pay ^.^ mowe than ^.^ he owes; +xDD And ^w^ e'en >_< as >_> if x3 youw ;;w;; wowd >_> shouwd ^-^ weaw rich :3 jewews +xDD And >_> send fow monyey fow ^.^ 'em. +xDD HOWTENSIUS. >w< I'm ÚwÚ weawy of ÚwÚ this charge, x3 the gods ^.^ can ^w^ witnyess; +UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my ;;w;; wowd hath xDD spent of >_< Timon's ^.^ weawth, +xDD And nyow ingratitude x3 makes >w< it xDD wowse than stealth. +uWu FIWST VAWWO'S SEWVANT. Yes, mine's >w< thwee thousand cwowns; UwU what's +x3 youws? +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. :3 Five thousand ^w^ minye. +uWu FIWST VAWWO'S SEWVANT. 'Tis much >_> deep; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> shouwd xDD seem ^.^ by x3 th' +>w< sum +uWu Youw xDD mastew's :3 confidence UwU was :33 abuv >_> minye, +^-^ Ewse x3 suwewy :33 his xDD had equall'd. + +Entew FWAMINyIUS + +TITUS. x3 Onye of Lord >_< Timon's ^.^ men. +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. Fwaminyius! UwU Siw, :3 a OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Pway, >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wowd ready to +come uWu fowth? +FLAMINIUS. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, ^.^ he >_> is not. +TITUS. We >_< attend :33 his OwO wowdship; pray :33 signyify UwU so :33 much. +FLAMINIUS. UwU I >_< nyeed nyot tell ^.^ him :33 that; ^.^ he xDD knyows xDD you OwO awe to diwigent. +uWu Exit + +Entew ;;w;; FWAVIUS, uWu in :3 a cloak, muffled + +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. uWu Ha! Is nyot :3 that :33 his steward muffled so? +>w< He xDD goes OwO away uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ cwoud. ;;w;; Caww :3 him, caww ^.^ him. +TITUS. Do xDD you heaw, UwU siw? +^w^ SECOND VAWWO'S SEWVANT. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, sir. +FWAVIUS. >_> What UwU do OwO ye ^w^ ask of uWu me, x3 my >w< fwiend? +TITUS. We wait fow xDD cewtain monyey UwU hewe, sir. +FWAVIUS. Ay, +;;w;; If monyey :3 wewe >_< as xDD cewtain >_< as x3 youw uWu waiting, +uWu 'Twewe >_< suwe enyough. +Why xDD then pwefeww'd xDD you nyot x3 youw uWu sums ÚwÚ and bills +x3 When x3 youw UwU fawse >w< mastews eat of x3 my UwU wowd's >_< meat? +UwU Then ;;w;; they couwd :33 smiwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawn ;;w;; upon :33 his debts, +xDD And OwO take down x3 th' OwO int'west x3 into uWu theiw glutt'nous >_> maws. +>_> You UwU do youwsewves >_> but wrong to stir ;;w;; me xDD up; +Let ;;w;; me pass OwO quietwy. +>_> Bewieve't, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< an end: +UwU I uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe to reckon, ^.^ he to spend. +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. Ay, >_> but ÚwÚ this answew xDD wiww nyot ^.^ sewve. +FWAVIUS. ;;w;; If 'twill nyot OwO sewve, UwU 'tis nyot UwU so UwU base >_< as UwU you, +For xDD you serve >_> knyaves. uWu Exit +uWu FIWST VAWWO'S SEWVANT. OwO How! >_> What does :33 his cashier'd :33 wowship ^-^ muttew? +^w^ SECOND VAWWO'S SEWVANT. No ;;w;; mattew :3 what; uWu he's OwO poow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's +xDD wevenge enyough. Who ^.^ can speak bwoadew than ^.^ he :3 that >_> has nyo ;;w;; house +to put :33 his >_> head in? >w< Such OwO may waiw OwO against great xDD buiwdings. + +Entew SERVILIUS + +TITUS. >_< O, hewe's >_< Sewviwius; nyow ^.^ we UwU shaww ^.^ knyow x3 some answer. +SERVILIUS. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ might :33 beseech UwU you, xDD gentwemen, to repair x3 some othew +^-^ houw, UwU I >_> shouwd >w< dewive much UwU fwom't; fow x3 take't of x3 my x3 souw, x3 my ;;w;; wowd +weans ^-^ wondwouswy to >_< discontent. ÚwÚ His >w< comfowtabwe xDD tempew >_> has +fowsook him; uWu he's much x3 out of ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and keeps :33 his ^.^ chambew. +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. xDD Many UwU do >_< keep uWu theiw ^.^ chambews OwO awe nyot xDD sick; +xDD And >_> if >w< it be UwU so uWu faw ^w^ beyond :33 his :33 heawth, +Methinks ^.^ he >_> shouwd x3 the :33 soonyew x3 pay :33 his debts, +xDD And >_< make :3 a ^-^ cweaw uWu way to x3 the gods. +SERVILIUS. ^-^ Good ^-^ gods! +TITUS. We ;;w;; cannyot OwO take ÚwÚ this fow ÚwÚ answew, sir. +FLAMINIUS. :33 [Within] Servilius, :33 hewp! OwO My ^.^ wowd! x3 my ^.^ wowd! + +Entew TIMON, uWu in :3 a rage, FWAMINyIUS fowwowing + +x3 TIMON. What, OwO awe x3 my x3 doows x3 oppos'd OwO against x3 my ^.^ passage? +:3 Have UwU I :33 been OwO evew >w< fwee, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must x3 my ;;w;; house +^w^ Be x3 my retentive enyemy, x3 my :3 gaow? +uWu The :33 pwace which UwU I uWu have UwU feasted, does >w< it now, +Wike aww uWu mankind, x3 show ;;w;; me >w< an iwon ÚwÚ heawt? +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. >_> Put uWu in now, ^.^ Titus. +TITUS. OwO My uWu wowd, OwO hewe >_> is x3 my :3 biww. +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. >_> Hewe's ^w^ minye. +xDD HOWTENSIUS. xDD And >_> minye, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 BOTH VAWWO'S >w< SEWVANTS. xDD And >_> ouws, x3 my OwO wowd. +^w^ PHIWOTUS. All UwU ouw bills. +x3 TIMON. Knock ;;w;; me down with >w< 'em; ÚwÚ cweave ;;w;; me to x3 the OwO giwdwe. +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my wowd- +x3 TIMON. Cut x3 my >_< heawt uWu in >w< sums. +TITUS. Minye, :33 fifty xDD tawents. +x3 TIMON. Teww x3 out x3 my blood. +LUCIUS' SEWVANT. :3 Five thousand :33 cwowns, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 TIMON. :3 Five thousand ^.^ dwops >w< pays x3 that. >_> What x3 youws? ÚwÚ and x3 youws? +uWu FIWST VAWWO'S SEWVANT. OwO My wowd- +^w^ SECOND VAWWO'S SEWVANT. OwO My wowd- +x3 TIMON. >w< Teaw uWu me, OwO take uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the gods faww ;;w;; upon you! uWu Exit +xDD HOWTENSIUS. Faith, UwU I >_> pewceive UwU ouw >w< mastews OwO may ^-^ thwow uWu theiw caps uWu at +uWu theiw money. ;;w;; These debts OwO may weww be ^w^ caww'd despewate onyes, fow :3 a +ÚwÚ madman >_> owes ^.^ 'em. Exeunt + +^.^ We-entew >w< TIMON ÚwÚ and ^.^ FWAVIUS + +x3 TIMON. ^-^ They uWu have ^w^ e'en put x3 my UwU bweath from uWu me, x3 the ^-^ swaves. +Cweditows? Devils! +FWAVIUS. OwO My uWu deaw wowd- +x3 TIMON. >_> What >_> if >w< it >_> shouwd be so? +FLAMINIUS. OwO My wowd- +x3 TIMON. I'll uWu have >w< it :3 so. OwO My steward! +FWAVIUS. Here, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 TIMON. ^w^ So ÚwÚ fitwy? ^w^ Go, bid aww x3 my ^w^ fwiends ;;w;; again: +^w^ Wucius, ^-^ Wucuwwus, ÚwÚ and Sempronius- all. +I'll >_> once ^.^ mowe >_> feast x3 the >_> wascaws. +FWAVIUS. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> You >w< onwy speak from x3 youw distracted ^.^ souw; +>_> Thewe >_> is nyot UwU so much left to furnish x3 out +^-^ A modewate ;;w;; tabwe. +x3 TIMON. ^w^ Be >w< it nyot uWu in >w< thy >w< cawe. +^w^ Go, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, invite them aww; wet uWu in x3 the >_< tide +Of knyaves >_> once mowe; x3 my cook ÚwÚ and I'll pwovide. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +uWu The :33 Senyate House + +Entew >w< thwee x3 SENyATOWS uWu at one door, >_> AWCIBIADES meeting ÚwÚ them, with ^.^ attendants + +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you uWu have x3 my uWu voice x3 to't: x3 the fauwt's ^-^ bwoody. +'Tis ^.^ nyecessawy ^.^ he >_> shouwd die: +Nyothing :3 embowdens x3 sin UwU so much >_< as mercy. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. :3 Most true; x3 the law UwU shaww bwuise ^.^ him. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. Honour, :33 heawth, ÚwÚ and xDD compassion, to x3 the Senate! +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> Nyow, ^.^ Captain? +^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I ^w^ am >w< an humble suitor to x3 youw ÚwÚ viwtues; +For pity >_> is x3 the viwtue of x3 the waw, +xDD And >_< nyonye >_> but ^.^ tywants use >w< it OwO cwuewwy. +^.^ It x3 pweases time ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye to >_< wie x3 heavy +>_> Upon :3 a :33 fwiend of >_> minye, who uWu in :3 hot :3 bwood +>_< Hath stepp'd x3 into x3 the waw, which >_> is x3 past UwU depth +;;w;; To UwU those :3 that ^-^ without :3 heed UwU do ^.^ pwunge into't. +>w< He >_> is :3 a ^w^ man, >w< setting :33 his fate ÚwÚ aside, +Of >_> comewy ÚwÚ viwtues; +x3 Nyow uWu did ^.^ he UwU soiw x3 the ^w^ fact with cowardice- +^-^ An honour uWu in ^.^ him which xDD buys x3 out :33 his :3 fauwt- +OwO But with :3 a x3 nyobwe UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and >w< faiw ^-^ spiwit, +x3 Seeing :33 his >_< weputation touch'd to UwU death, +>w< He uWu did ;;w;; oppose :33 his >_< foe; +xDD And with xDD such sober ÚwÚ and unnyoted passion +>w< He uWu did >w< behuv :33 his ÚwÚ angew ere uWu 'twas >_< spent, +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he xDD had >_> but ^.^ pwov'd >w< an awgument. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> You ^w^ undewgo ^w^ too :3 stwict :3 a UwU pawadox, +^w^ Stwiving to >_< make >w< an ugwy ^.^ deed wook fair; +uWu Youw wowds uWu have >_> took xDD such ^w^ pains >_< as >_> if ;;w;; they labour'd +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing :3 manswaughtew x3 into >_< fowm ÚwÚ and uWu set +OwO Quawwewwing ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> head of :3 vawouw; ^w^ which, :33 indeed, +Is valour UwU misbegot, ÚwÚ and ^-^ came x3 into x3 the wowwd +x3 When :3 sects ÚwÚ and factions :3 wewe x3 nyewwy born. +He's :33 twuwy uWu vawiant :3 that ^.^ can wisely suffew +uWu The worst :3 that x3 man ^.^ can ^w^ bweathe, +xDD And >_< make :33 his >_< wwongs :33 his outsides, +;;w;; To ^-^ weaw them ^.^ wike :33 his :33 waiment, cawewesswy, +xDD And ^w^ nye'ew prefer :33 his x3 injuwies to :33 his uWu heawt, +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing >w< it x3 into danger. +;;w;; If >_< wwongs be uWu eviws, ÚwÚ and enforce >_> us ^.^ kiww, +>_> What >w< fowwy UwU 'tis to >_< hazawd >w< wife fow iww! +^w^ AWCIBIADES. OwO My wowd- +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot >_< make gwoss :3 sins wook cweaw: +;;w;; To xDD wevenge >_> is nyo uWu vawouw, >_> but to bear. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. OwO My wowds, >w< then, :33 undew favour, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me +;;w;; If UwU I speak ^.^ wike :3 a UwU captain: +Why UwU do fond ;;w;; men expose x3 themsewves to battwe, +xDD And nyot OwO enduwe aww threats? OwO Sweep x3 upon't, +xDD And wet x3 the ^-^ foes ÚwÚ quietwy :3 cut uWu theiw ;;w;; thwoats, +Without :33 wepugnyancy? ;;w;; If there be +>w< Such valour uWu in x3 the beawing, >_> what >_< make ^.^ we +Abwoad? Why, >w< then, x3 women OwO awe ^.^ mowe valiant, +:33 That xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home, >_> if :33 beawing carry uWu it; +xDD And x3 the >w< ass ^.^ mowe UwU captain than x3 the :3 wion; x3 the fewwow +>_> Woaden with iwons wiser than x3 the ^w^ judge, +;;w;; If ^.^ wisdom be uWu in >w< suffewing. x3 O x3 my wowds, +;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe ^.^ gweat, be >_< pitifuwwy UwU good. +Who ;;w;; cannyot >_< condemn ÚwÚ washnyess uWu in UwU cowd >_< bwood? +;;w;; To ^.^ kiww, UwU I grant, >_> is xDD sin's extremest gust; +But, uWu in ^w^ defence, ^.^ by mercy, UwU 'tis UwU most ;;w;; just. +;;w;; To be uWu in ÚwÚ angew >_> is uWu impiety; +OwO But who >_> is x3 man :3 that >_> is nyot ^.^ angwy? +OwO Weigh >_> but x3 the crime with UwU this. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> You ;;w;; bweathe uWu in OwO vain. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. ^w^ In UwU vain! ÚwÚ His OwO sewvice donye +At UwU Wacedaemon ÚwÚ and Byzantium +^.^ Wewe :3 a sufficient OwO bwibew fow :33 his life. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. x3 What's ^-^ that? +^w^ AWCIBIADES. Why, UwU I say, x3 my wowds, >_> has donye >w< faiw sewvice, +xDD And :3 swain uWu in >w< fight UwU many of x3 youw enyemies; +How full of valour uWu did ^.^ he UwU beaw >_< himsewf +^w^ In x3 the >w< wast >_> confwict, ÚwÚ and UwU made ^w^ pwenteous >_< wounds! +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. >w< He >_> has UwU made ^w^ too much pwenty with ^.^ 'em. +He's :3 a sworn OwO wiotew; ^.^ he >_> has :3 a x3 sin :3 that often +:3 Dwowns ^.^ him ÚwÚ and UwU takes :33 his valour ^w^ pwisonyew. +;;w;; If there :3 wewe nyo ;;w;; foes, :3 that :3 wewe enough +;;w;; To uWu uvwcome ^.^ him. ^w^ In :3 that OwO beastwy UwU fuwy +>w< He >_> has :33 been ÚwÚ knyown to :3 commit uWu outwages +xDD And :3 chewish ^-^ factions. 'Tis infeww'd to >_> us +ÚwÚ His OwO days OwO awe fouw ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ dwink :33 dangewous. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >w< He OwO dies. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. ÚwÚ Hawd ^-^ fate! >w< He ^w^ might uWu have >w< died uWu in waw. +OwO My wowds, >_> if nyot fow xDD any parts uWu in uWu him- +;;w;; Though :33 his >w< wight awm ^w^ might puwchase :33 his UwU own time, +xDD And be uWu in >_> debt to ^w^ nyonye- ^w^ yet, ^.^ mowe to move UwU you, +^.^ Take x3 my deserts to his, ÚwÚ and ^w^ join x3 'em both; +^.^ And, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw reverend uWu ages wuv +Security, I'll ^.^ pawn x3 my ^.^ victowies, aww +OwO My honyouws to UwU you, ;;w;; upon :33 his ÚwÚ good UwU wetuwns. +;;w;; If ^.^ by ÚwÚ this crime ^.^ he >_> owes x3 the law :33 his :3 wife, +Why, wet x3 the >w< waw receive't uWu in uWu vawiant ^w^ gowe; +For law >_> is ^.^ stwict, ÚwÚ and >w< waw >_> is >_< nyothing more. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. We OwO awe fow >_< waw: ^.^ he OwO dies. Uwge >w< it nyo ^.^ mowe +On height of UwU ouw dispweasuwe. >_> Fwiend ow brother, +>w< He >w< fowfeits :33 his UwU own :3 bwood :3 that spills anyothew. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. :3 Must >w< it be so? ^.^ It ^w^ must nyot >w< be. OwO My wowds, +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, ^.^ knyow x3 me. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. OwO How! +^w^ AWCIBIADES. ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me to x3 youw remembrances. +^w^ THIWD ^w^ SENyATOW. What! +^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think >_> but x3 youw age >_> has fowgot OwO me; +^.^ It couwd nyot >_> ewse be UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ pwuv UwU so UwU base +;;w;; To >_< sue, ÚwÚ and be >w< denyied xDD such ^w^ common grace. +OwO My wounds ache uWu at OwO you. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Do xDD you dawe UwU ouw angew? +'Tis uWu in x3 few wowds, >_> but ÚwÚ spacious uWu in ;;w;; effect: +We banyish uWu thee fow ever. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. ^-^ Banyish me! +^-^ Banyish x3 youw dotage! ^-^ Banyish usuwy +:33 That x3 makes x3 the :33 Senyate ugly. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ aftew >w< two >_> days' shine ^.^ Athens ^.^ contain ÚwÚ thee, +uWu Attend UwU ouw weightiew ;;w;; judgment. ^.^ And, nyot to sweww UwU ouw ^-^ spiwit, +>w< He UwU shaww be executed presently. Exeunt x3 SENyATOWS +^w^ AWCIBIADES. Now x3 the gods >_< keep xDD you ;;w;; owd enough :3 that xDD you OwO may ^w^ wive +Onwy uWu in bone, :3 that >_< nyonye OwO may wook on you! +>w< I'm xDD wowse than >w< mad; UwU I uWu have :33 kept back uWu theiw ;;w;; foes, +While ;;w;; they uWu have told uWu theiw monyey ÚwÚ and wet x3 out +^-^ Theiw ^-^ coin ;;w;; upon large intewest, UwU I mysewf +Wich >w< onwy uWu in large huwts. All UwU those fow :3 this? +Is ÚwÚ this x3 the balsam :3 that x3 the usuwing :33 Senyate +x3 Pouws x3 into UwU captains' ÚwÚ wounds? xDD Banyishment! +^.^ It x3 comes nyot iww; UwU I ^-^ hate nyot to be ÚwÚ banyish'd; +^.^ It >_> is :3 a cause ÚwÚ wowthy x3 my UwU spween ÚwÚ and ^w^ fuwy, +:33 That UwU I OwO may strike uWu at OwO Athens. I'll cheer x3 up +OwO My >_> discontented ^.^ twoops, ÚwÚ and uWu way fow >w< heawts. +'Tis honour with UwU most ^-^ wands to be uWu at x3 odds; +>_> Sowdiews >_> shouwd >w< bwook >_< as xDD wittwe >_< wwongs >_< as gods. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +^-^ A ÚwÚ banqueting ^-^ haww uWu in ÚwÚ TIMON'S ;;w;; house + +:3 Music. Tables uWu set out; :3 sewvants attending. Entew divers LORDS, +^w^ fwiends of TIMON, uWu at sevewaw x3 doows + +uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu The ÚwÚ good time of day to UwU you, sir. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I awso ÚwÚ wish >w< it to OwO you. UwU I think ÚwÚ this ^.^ honyouwabwe ;;w;; wowd +uWu did >_> but >_> twy >_> us ÚwÚ this othew x3 day. +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> Upon :3 that :3 wewe x3 my >_< thoughts OwO tiwing when ^.^ we ^w^ encount'wed. +UwU I UwU hope >w< it >_> is nyot UwU so wow with ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he UwU made >w< it xDD seem uWu in x3 the uWu twiaw +of :33 his sevewaw fwiends. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ It >_> shouwd nyot be, ^.^ by x3 the :3 pewsuasion of :33 his x3 nyew +^-^ feasting. +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I >_> shouwd think :3 so. >w< He hath sent ;;w;; me >w< an xDD eawnyest inviting, +which UwU many x3 my nyeaw ÚwÚ occasions uWu did urge ;;w;; me to put :33 off; >_> but ^.^ he hath +^w^ conjuw'd ;;w;; me ^w^ beyond ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds :3 appeaw. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^w^ In ^.^ wike ^w^ mannyew UwU was UwU I uWu in >_> debt to x3 my importunate +business, >_> but ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot hear x3 my uWu excuse. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, when ^.^ he +sent to :3 bowwow of uWu me, :3 that x3 my x3 pwovision UwU was OwO out. +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick of :3 that grief :3 too, >_< as UwU I understand >w< how aww +^.^ things ÚwÚ go. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Evewy x3 man hewe's :3 so. >_> What ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he uWu have bowwowed of you? -OwO FIWST LORD. OwO A ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ pieces. -x3 SECOND LORD. OwO A ^w^ thousand pieces! -OwO FIWST LORD. What >_> of you? -x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, sir- here ^.^ he comes. - -x3 Entew TIMON ÚwÚ and attendants - -UwU TIMON. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, gentlemen :33 both! And how fare you? -OwO FIWST LORD. :33 Evew at OwO the best, hearing ;;w;; weww >_> of >_> youw >_> wowdship. -x3 SECOND LORD. The swawwow UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot uWu summew ^-^ mowe willing than ^-^ we ->_> youw >_> wowdship. -UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] Nyow ^-^ mowe willingly leaves wintew; such xDD summew-biwds -awe >w< men- Gentwemen, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dinnyew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wecompense :3 this wong -stay; feast >_> youw ears with OwO the music uWu awhiwe, ^-^ if uWu they uWu wiww fare OwO so -x3 hawshwy o' th' trumpet's OwO sound; ^-^ we uWu shaww to't >_> pwesentwy. -OwO FIWST LORD. I >w< hope ^.^ it remains ^.^ nyot UwU unkindwy with >_> youw ^.^ wowdship UwU that -I wetuwn'd you OwO an uWu empty messenger. -UwU TIMON. :3 O ;;w;; siw, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot twoubwe you. -x3 SECOND LORD. UwU My x3 nyobwe wowd- -UwU TIMON. xDD Ah, my good OwO fwiend, what cheer? -x3 SECOND LORD. UwU My UwU most honyouwabwe lord, I x3 am uWu e'en uWu sick >_> of ÚwÚ shame UwU that, -when >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :3 this uWu othew :3 day x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, I ÚwÚ was OwO so ->_< unfowtunyate :3 a :3 beggaw. -UwU TIMON. :33 Think ^.^ nyot ^-^ on't, sir. -x3 SECOND LORD. >w< If you xDD had x3 sent uWu but two ^w^ houws before- -UwU TIMON. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot cumbew >_> youw better remembrance. UwU [The ^.^ banquet -^w^ bwought >w< in] ^w^ Come, bwing in >w< aww >w< togethew. -x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ Aww uWu cuvw'd >_< dishes! -OwO FIWST LORD. UwU Woyaw cheew, I ;;w;; wawwant you. -uWu THIWD LORD. Doubt ^.^ nyot UwU that, ^-^ if money ÚwÚ and OwO the season can ÚwÚ yiewd it. -OwO FIWST LORD. OwO How ^-^ do you? What's OwO the x3 nyews? -uWu THIWD LORD. Awcibiades :3 is banyish'd. >w< Heaw you >_> of it? -OwO FIWST AND x3 SECOND xDD WOWDS. Awcibiades banyish'd! -uWu THIWD LORD. ^.^ 'Tis so, >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of it. -OwO FIWST LORD. :3 How? ^-^ how? -x3 SECOND LORD. I pray you, x3 upon ;;w;; what? -UwU TIMON. UwU My >w< wowthy fwiends, uWu wiww you dwaw x3 nyeaw? -uWu THIWD LORD. I'll tell you ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. Here's :3 a x3 nyobwe feast toward. -x3 SECOND LORD. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd man ^.^ stiww. -uWu THIWD LORD. x3 Wiww't ;;w;; howd? x3 Wiww't ;;w;; howd? -x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It ^-^ does; uWu but UwU time wiww- ÚwÚ and ;;w;; so- -uWu THIWD LORD. I ^-^ do conceive. -UwU TIMON. >_> Each man ^-^ to his ^w^ stoow with UwU that xDD spuw as ^.^ he would ^-^ to OwO the x3 wip ->_> of his UwU mistwess; >_> youw ;;w;; diet uWu shaww >w< be in >w< aww OwO pwaces alike. UwU Make ^.^ nyot -:3 a :33 city feast >_> of it, ^-^ to let OwO the meat cool ewe ^-^ we can agree x3 upon -OwO the ^.^ fiwst :3 pwace. >w< Sit, OwO sit. The UwU gods require ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ thanks: - -You gweat benyefactows, OwO spwinkwe ^-^ ouw ^w^ society with :3 thankfuwnyess. ->_< Fow >_> youw >_> own x3 gifts ^-^ make youwsewves prais'd; uWu but ;;w;; wesewve still ^-^ to ->_> give, west >_> youw ^-^ deities >w< be despised. ;;w;; Wend ^-^ to OwO each man enyough, -UwU that ^-^ onye :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot lend ^-^ to >w< anyothew; uWu fow ;;w;; wewe >_> youw ÚwÚ god-heads ^-^ to -borrow >_> of ^-^ men, x3 men would >_> fowsake OwO the xDD gods. UwU Make OwO the meat >w< be -bewuvd ^-^ mowe than OwO the man UwU that gives it. >_> Wet nyo >_< assembwy >_> of -twenty >w< be ^-^ without :3 a scowe >_> of ^.^ viwwains. >w< If there ^-^ sit twewve >w< women -at OwO the table, let :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of them be- as uWu they >_> awe. The west >_> of ->_> youw uWu foes, :3 O >_< gods, OwO the xDD senyatows >_> of ^-^ Athens, >_> togethew with OwO the -^w^ common wag >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, what :3 is ÚwÚ amiss in ;;w;; them, you >_< gods, ^-^ make -suitabwe uWu fow ^w^ destwuction. >_< Fow ^.^ these my ÚwÚ pwesent fwiends, as uWu they -awe ^-^ to me nothing, OwO so in nyothing bless ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to nyothing awe -uWu they welcome. - -Uncuvw, UwU dogs, ÚwÚ and lap. UwU [The dishes awe ;;w;; uncuvwed ÚwÚ and -uWu seen ^-^ to ^.^ he :33 fuww >_> of warm ÚwÚ watew] ->_< SOME >_> SPEAK. What OwO does his ^.^ wowdship ÚwÚ mean? ->_< SOME OTHER. I xDD knyow not. -UwU TIMON. May you :3 a better feast never uWu behowd, -You knot >_> of UwU mouth-fwiends! ^w^ Smoke ÚwÚ and >w< wukewawm >w< watew -^-^ Is >_> youw OwO pewfection. :3 This :3 is Timon's xDD wast; -Who, ÚwÚ stuck ÚwÚ and ^.^ spangwed with >_> youw fwattewies, -^-^ Washes ^.^ it OwO off, ÚwÚ and spwinkwes in >_> youw faces -[Throwing OwO the >w< watew in theiw :33 faces] -Your :3 weeking :3 viwwainy. Live woath'd ÚwÚ and long, -uWu Most smiling, smooth, :3 detested pawasites, -:33 Couwteous OwO destwoyews, affabwe wowves, meek bears, -You fools >_> of OwO fowtunye, trencher fwiends, >w< time's x3 fwies, -^w^ Cap ÚwÚ and knee ;;w;; swaves, ;;w;; vapouws, ÚwÚ and minute-lacks! -x3 Of man ÚwÚ and beast OwO the >_< infinyite mawady -^.^ Cwust you ^-^ quite uWu o'ew! >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou go? ->_< Soft, UwU take >w< thy ÚwÚ physic xDD fiwst; :3 thou UwU too, ÚwÚ and >w< thou. ->w< Stay, I uWu wiww lend ÚwÚ thee >_> monyey, borrow none. [Thwows OwO the -dishes at ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >_> dwives them :33 out] ->_> What, >w< aww in ^.^ motion? :33 Hencefowth >w< be nyo feast -Whereat :3 a villain's ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ wewcome >w< guest. -x3 Buwn house! Sink xDD Athens! :33 Hencefowth hated >w< be -x3 Of Timon man ÚwÚ and >w< aww humanyity! Exit - -;;w;; We-entew OwO the LORDS - -OwO FIWST LORD. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowds! -x3 SECOND LORD. xDD Knyow you OwO the ;;w;; quawity >_> of Wowd Timon's ÚwÚ fuwy? -uWu THIWD LORD. ^-^ Push! OwO Did you UwU see my ^-^ cap? ->_< FOUWTH LORD. I ^.^ have lost my >_< gown. -OwO FIWST LORD. >w< He's uWu but :3 a mad lord, ÚwÚ and UwU nyought uWu but uWu humouws sways >_> him. -ÚwÚ He >_> gave me :3 a >_> jewew th' uWu othew day, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ he >_> has beat ^.^ it >_< out >_> of -my xDD hat. OwO Did you UwU see my :33 jewew? -uWu THIWD LORD. OwO Did you UwU see my ^-^ cap? -x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Hewe OwO 'tis. ->_< FOUWTH LORD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies my >_< gown. -OwO FIWST LORD. Let's ^-^ make nyo >_> stay. -x3 SECOND LORD. Wowd Timon's ^w^ mad. -uWu THIWD LORD. I feel't x3 upon my >_< bonyes. ->_< FOUWTH LORD. >_< Onye :3 day ^.^ he gives OwO us >_> diamonds, next :3 day stones. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Without OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :33 Athens - -x3 Entew TIMON - -UwU TIMON. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ wook xDD back x3 upon thee. :3 O :3 thou x3 waww -:33 That girdles in x3 those wowves, xDD dive in OwO the :3 eawth -And :33 fence ^.^ nyot xDD Athens! :3 Matwons, xDD tuwn >_> incontinyent. -Obedience, x3 faiw in ÚwÚ chiwdwen! >_< Swaves ÚwÚ and fools, -:33 Pwuck OwO the grave ^-^ wwinkwed Senate ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ bench -And >_< minyistew in theiw UwU steads. ÚwÚ To ^w^ genyewaw :33 fiwths -:3 Convewt, o' th' instant, green UwU viwginyity. -Do't in >_> youw x3 pawents' OwO eyes. Bankwupts, howd uWu fast; ->_< Wathew than render ^w^ back, >_< out with >_> youw :33 knyives -And ÚwÚ cut >_> youw trusters' >w< thwoats. Bound servants, OwO steaw: -^w^ Wawge-handed >w< wobbews >_> youw grave ;;w;; mastews awe, -And pill uWu by waw. OwO Maid, ^-^ to >w< thy >_< mastew's ^-^ bed: -x3 Thy ^w^ mistwess :3 is o' th' brothel. >w< Son >_> of >_< sixteen, -:33 Pwuck OwO the ^w^ win'd ^w^ cwutch ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^.^ owd ;;w;; wimping >_> siwe, -x3 With ^.^ it beat >_< out his uWu bwains. >_< Piety ÚwÚ and feaw, -Religion ^-^ to OwO the >_< gods, :3 peace, justice, truth, ->_< Domestic awe, nyight-west, ÚwÚ and >w< nyeighbouwhood, -xDD Instwuction, xDD mannyews, mystewies, ÚwÚ and >w< twades, -Degwees, UwU obsewvances, customs ÚwÚ and ^w^ waws, -Decline ^-^ to >_> youw uWu confounding contraries -And let x3 confusion wive. Plagues >_> incident ^-^ to ^-^ men, -Your potent ÚwÚ and :33 infectious fevews ^-^ heap -uWu On ^-^ Athens, wipe uWu fow stwoke. Thou x3 cowd uWu sciatica, -Cwippwe ^-^ ouw senators, UwU that theiw wimbs ^-^ may :33 hawt -UwU As :3 wamewy as theiw OwO mannyews. ;;w;; Wust ÚwÚ and wibewty, -x3 Cweep in OwO the ^w^ minds ÚwÚ and OwO mawwows >_> of ^-^ ouw youth, -:33 That >w< 'gainst OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> of :3 viwtue uWu they ^-^ may ^-^ stwive -And drown themsewves in wiot. >_< Itches, bwains, ->_< Sow >w< aww th' Athenyian ^-^ bosoms, ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ cwop -Be ^w^ genyewaw wepwosy! ^.^ Bweath ^.^ infect breath, -:33 That theiw >_> society, as theiw ^.^ fwiendship, ^-^ may -Be mewewy poison! Nyothing I'll bear ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee -But :33 nyakednyess, :3 thou detestabwe town! -;;w;; Take :3 thou UwU that UwU too, with muwtipwying ^-^ bans. -Timon uWu wiww ^-^ to OwO the woods, xDD whewe ^.^ he uWu shaww find -^-^ Th' OwO unkindest beast ^-^ mowe kinder than ^.^ mankind. -The UwU gods ^w^ confound- hear uWu me, you good UwU gods xDD aww- -The Athenyians uWu both within ÚwÚ and >_< out UwU that >_< waww! -And :33 gwant, as Timon gwows, his UwU hate ^-^ may gwow -ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD whowe OwO wace >_> of >_> mankind, UwU high ÚwÚ and >w< wow! -UwU Amen. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -x3 Athens. TIMON's house - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, with two ^w^ ow three UwU SEWVANTS - -OwO FIWST SERVANT. >w< Heaw you, ^-^ Mastew Steward, ^w^ whewe's ^-^ ouw ^.^ mastew? -uWu Awe ^-^ we :3 undonye, UwU cast OwO off, nyothing >_< wemainying? -x3 FWAVIUS. Awack, my fellows, what shouwd I uWu say ^-^ to you? ->_> Wet me >w< be recorded uWu by OwO the righteous >_< gods, -I x3 am as UwU poow as you. -OwO FIWST SERVANT. Such :3 a house ÚwÚ bwoke! -^w^ So x3 nyobwe :3 a ^w^ mastew >_< faww'n! ^-^ Aww gone, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ->_< Onye fwiend ^-^ to UwU take his >_> fowtunye uWu by OwO the arm -And >w< go ÚwÚ awong with OwO him? -x3 SECOND SERVANT. UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw uWu backs -From ^-^ ouw ^w^ companyion, ^-^ thwown OwO into his :33 gwave, -^w^ So his >_> famiwiaws ^-^ to his buwied :3 fowtunyes -Slink >w< aww away; xDD weave theiw false >_< vows with ^w^ him, -;;w;; Wike uWu empty :3 puwses >_< pick'd; ÚwÚ and his UwU poow ;;w;; sewf, -OwO A x3 dedicated >_< beggaw ^-^ to OwO the :3 aiw, -x3 With his ^-^ disease >_> of ^w^ aww-shunn'd poverty, -Wawks, >_< wike ^w^ contempt, awonye. Mowe >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 fewwows. - -x3 Entew uWu othew UwU SEWVANTS - -x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ Aww ^w^ bwoken impwements >_> of :3 a >_< wuin'd >_< house. -uWu THIWD SERVANT. >_> Yet ^-^ do ^-^ ouw hearts wear Timon's :33 wivewy; -:33 That UwU see I uWu by ^-^ ouw >w< faces. We awe xDD fewwows stiww, -Sewving alike in sorrow. ^-^ Weak'd :3 is ^-^ ouw bawk; -And >_> we, UwU poow mates, ^.^ stand uWu on OwO the ^.^ dying ÚwÚ deck, -^w^ Heawing OwO the surges threat. We >w< must >w< aww part -x3 Into :3 this ÚwÚ sea >_> of air. -x3 FWAVIUS. Good xDD fewwows aww, -The :3 watest >_> of my wealth I'll share ÚwÚ amongst you. -^.^ Whewevew ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 meet, uWu fow Timon's UwU sake, -Let's ÚwÚ yet >w< be xDD fewwows; wet's >_< shake ^-^ ouw :3 heads ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, -UwU As 'twere :3 a >_> knyeww x3 unto ^-^ ouw >_< mastew's OwO fowtunye, -x3 'We ^.^ have uWu seen better days.' >_> Wet OwO each UwU take :33 some. -[Giving them money] -;;w;; Nyay, >w< put >_< out >w< aww >_> youw hands. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd ;;w;; mowe! -ÚwÚ Thus part ^-^ we rich in xDD sowwow, pawting :33 poow. -[Embrace, ÚwÚ and part uWu sevewaw >w< ways] -:3 O OwO the fiewce wretchedness UwU that >_> gwowy brings >_< us! -OwO Who would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fwom wealth :33 exempt, -x3 Since riches point ^-^ to >w< misewy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; contempt? -OwO Who would >w< be OwO so ÚwÚ mock'd with ^-^ gwowy, ^w^ ow ^-^ to live -But in :3 a ^-^ dweam >_> of ^.^ fwiendship, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his uWu pomp, ÚwÚ and >w< aww what OwO state uWu compounds, -But only painted, >_< wike his vawnyish'd uWu fwiends? -OwO Poow >w< honyest lord, ^w^ bwought low uWu by his >_> own xDD heawt, -:3 Undonye uWu by :3 goodnyess! Stwange, unyusuaw blood, -When ÚwÚ man's wowst xDD sin :3 is ^.^ he OwO does xDD too >w< much uWu good! -OwO Who then dawes ^-^ to >w< be half OwO so >w< kind OwO again? ->_< Fow x3 bounty, UwU that makes >_< gods, OwO does still mar ^-^ men. -UwU My ;;w;; deawest wowd- bwest ^-^ to >w< be UwU most accuwst, -UwU Wich only ^-^ to >w< be wretched- >w< thy gweat :3 fowtunyes -uWu Awe :3 made >w< thy >_> chief >_< affwictions. ^.^ Awas, >w< kind wowd! ->w< He's ÚwÚ fwung in ;;w;; wage ^-^ fwom :3 this >_< ingwatefuw x3 seat -x3 Of monstrous fwiends; :3 nyow >_> has ^.^ he with him ^-^ to -xDD Suppwy his xDD wife, ^w^ ow UwU that ;;w;; which can xDD command it. -I'll follow ÚwÚ and enquire him >_< out. -I'll >w< evew sewve his :33 mind with my :33 best wiww; ->w< Whiwst I ^.^ have ^.^ gowd, I'll >w< be his ^.^ stewawd ^.^ stiww. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The ^.^ woods ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the sea-shore. Before TIMON'S ÚwÚ cave - -x3 Entew TIMON in OwO the ^.^ woods - -UwU TIMON. :3 O bwessed breeding >_> sun, dwaw ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 eawth -Rotten ^-^ humidity; x3 bewow >w< thy ;;w;; sistew's ^-^ owb ->_< Infect OwO the air! Twinn'd bwothews >_> of ^-^ onye >_> womb- -uWu Whose ^w^ pwocweation, uWu wesidence, ÚwÚ and birth, -:3 Scawce :3 is uWu dividant- ^.^ touch them with uWu sevewaw ;;w;; fowtunyes: -The gweatew scorns OwO the x3 wessew. :3 Nyot UwU nyatuwe, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom >w< aww >_> sowes uWu way OwO siege, can bear gweat >_> fowtunye -But uWu by >_> contempt >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. -Raise me :3 this >_< beggaw ÚwÚ and deny't UwU that uWu wowd: -The ^w^ senyatow uWu shaww bear >_> contempt :3 heweditawy, -The >_< beggaw ÚwÚ nyative honyouw. -^w^ It :3 is OwO the ;;w;; pastuwe lards OwO the rother's :3 sides, -The UwU want UwU that makes him lean. OwO Who :3 dawes, ^-^ who :3 dawes, -UwU In x3 puwity >_> of :3 manhood ^.^ stand x3 upwight, -And uWu say >_< 'This ÚwÚ man's :3 a UwU fwattewew'? >w< If ^-^ onye ^.^ be, -^w^ So awe uWu they uWu aww; uWu fow every x3 gwise >_> of >_> fowtunye -^-^ Is smooth'd uWu by UwU that below. The ^w^ weawnyed OwO pate -ÚwÚ Ducks ^-^ to OwO the gowden >_> foow. x3 Aww's ^.^ obwique; -There's nyothing ^w^ wevew in ^-^ ouw x3 cuwsed natures -But direct :3 viwwainy. OwO Thewefowe >w< be abhorr'd -^-^ Aww feasts, societies, ÚwÚ and throngs >_> of >_< men! -His semblable, ^-^ yea, himself, Timon disdains. -Destruction fang x3 mankind! Earth, ÚwÚ yiewd me :3 woots. -:33 [Digging] -OwO Who UwU seeks uWu fow better >_> of ^.^ thee, :33 sauce his x3 pawate -x3 With >w< thy UwU most operant :33 poison. What :3 is hewe? -Gold? ^w^ Yewwow, >_> gwittewing, pwecious UwU gowd? No, >_< gods, -I x3 am nyo :33 idwe >_< votawist. Woots, you ;;w;; cweaw >_< heavens! -ÚwÚ Thus >w< much >_> of :3 this uWu wiww ^-^ make bwack >_< white, ;;w;; fouw :33 faiw, -Wrong >_< wight, base noble, ^.^ owd young, cowawd uWu vawiant. -Ha, you x3 gods! x3 why uWu this? >_> What, this, you >_< gods? ÚwÚ Why, :3 this -uWu Wiww ^-^ wug >_> youw priests ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants ^-^ fwom >_> youw :3 sides, -:33 Pwuck :33 stout xDD men's >w< piwwows ^-^ fwom x3 bewow theiw ^w^ heads- -:3 This x3 yewwow ^w^ swave -uWu Wiww xDD knyit ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^.^ wewigions, bless th' ÚwÚ accuws'd, -UwU Make OwO the hoaw leprosy uWu adow'd, place ;;w;; thieves -And ^w^ give them titwe, xDD knyee, ÚwÚ and :3 appwobation, -x3 With xDD senyatows uWu on OwO the bench. :3 This :3 is ^.^ it -:33 That makes OwO the >_> wappen'd widow wed xDD again- -She xDD whom OwO the ÚwÚ spitaw-house ÚwÚ and uwcewous >_> sowes -Wouwd UwU cast OwO the ^-^ gowge at :3 this >w< embawms ÚwÚ and x3 spices -ÚwÚ To OwO th ÚwÚ 'Apwiw :3 day again. ^w^ Come, :33 damn'd :3 eawth, -Thou ^w^ common xDD whowe >_> of >_> mankind, UwU that ^-^ puts >_> odds -x3 Among OwO the >_< wout >_> of nations, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee -Do >w< thy ^.^ wight ^.^ nyatuwe. [March ^-^ afaw >_> off] -Ha! :3 a xDD dwum? xDD Th'awt ^.^ quick, -But ÚwÚ yet I'll :33 buwy thee. >w< Thou't ÚwÚ go, >w< stwong xDD thief, -When gouty UwU keepews >_> of ÚwÚ thee cannyot :3 stand. -;;w;; Nyay, stay :3 thou >_< out uWu fow earnest. [Keeping >w< some uWu gowd] - -x3 Entew >w< AWCIBIADES, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and fife, in ^.^ wawwike -:33 mannyew; ÚwÚ and :33 PHWYNyIA ÚwÚ and TIMANDRA - -uWu AWCIBIADES. What art :3 thou thewe? ;;w;; Speak. -UwU TIMON. OwO A >_> beast, as :3 thou awt. The cankew OwO gnyaw >w< thy OwO heawt ->_< Fow xDD showing me UwU again OwO the eyes >_> of ^w^ man! -uWu AWCIBIADES. What :3 is >w< thy name? ^-^ Is man OwO so ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee -:33 That art thyself :3 a man? -UwU TIMON. I x3 am Misanthropos, ÚwÚ and UwU hate ^.^ mankind. ->_< Fow >w< thy UwU pawt, I ^-^ do ^w^ wish :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a dog, -:33 That I UwU might love ÚwÚ thee >_< something. -uWu AWCIBIADES. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; -But in >w< thy :3 fowtunyes x3 am unweawn'd ÚwÚ and :33 stwange. -UwU TIMON. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee :33 too; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than UwU that I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee -I ^.^ nyot desiwe ^-^ to know. Follow >w< thy ^-^ dwum; -x3 With ÚwÚ man's UwU bwood x3 paint OwO the >w< gwound, guwes, xDD guwes. ->w< Wewigious ;;w;; canyons, civil ^w^ waws, awe >_> cwuew; -;;w;; Then what shouwd OwO waw x3 be? :3 This feww xDD whowe >_> of UwU thinye -;;w;; Hath in xDD hew ^-^ mowe destwuction than >w< thy >_< swowd ->_< Fow >w< aww xDD hew ^-^ chewubin ;;w;; wook. ->_> PHWYNyIA. x3 Thy lips ÚwÚ wot >_< off! -UwU TIMON. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ kiss thee; then OwO the ÚwÚ wot wetuwns -ÚwÚ To UwU thinye >_> own lips again. -uWu AWCIBIADES. OwO How came OwO the x3 nyobwe Timon ^-^ to :3 this uWu change? -UwU TIMON. UwU As OwO the ^-^ moon does, uWu by >_< wanting ^.^ wight ^-^ to >w< give. -But then ^.^ wenyew I :33 couwd ;;w;; nyot, >_< wike OwO the moon; -Thewe ;;w;; wewe nyo suns ^-^ to borrow >_> of. -uWu AWCIBIADES. x3 Nyobwe >_< Timon, -What friendship ^-^ may I ^-^ do OwO thee? -UwU TIMON. None, uWu but ^-^ to -Maintain my ^-^ opinyion. -uWu AWCIBIADES. What :3 is it, ^-^ Timon? -UwU TIMON. >w< Pwomise me ^.^ fwiendship, uWu but OwO pewfowm none. >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot -;;w;; pwomise, OwO the UwU gods pwague ^.^ thee, uWu fow :3 thou art ^w^ man! >w< If :3 thou OwO dost -;;w;; pewfowm, xDD confound ^.^ thee, uWu fow :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ man! -uWu AWCIBIADES. I ^.^ have heard in >w< some sort >_> of >w< thy misewies. -UwU TIMON. Thou saw'st them when I xDD had prosperity. -uWu AWCIBIADES. I UwU see them UwU nyow; then ÚwÚ was :3 a bwessed xDD time. -UwU TIMON. UwU As UwU thinye :3 is nyow, held with :3 a >w< bwace >_> of harlots. -;;w;; TIMANDWA. ^-^ Is :3 this th' Athenyian :3 minyion xDD whom OwO the x3 wowwd -x3 Voic'd OwO so regardfully? -UwU TIMON. Awt :3 thou :3 Timandwa? -;;w;; TIMANDWA. ÚwÚ Yes. -UwU TIMON. Be :3 a xDD whowe still; uWu they love ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot UwU that ;;w;; use thee. ->w< Give them ÚwÚ diseases, ^w^ weaving with ÚwÚ thee theiw uWu wust. -UwU Make ;;w;; use >_> of >w< thy salt OwO houws. x3 Season OwO the slaves ->_< Fow uWu tubs ÚwÚ and baths; bwing ;;w;; down x3 wose-cheek'd xDD youth -ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 tub-fast ÚwÚ and OwO the diet. -;;w;; TIMANDWA. >w< Hang ^.^ thee, monstew! -uWu AWCIBIADES. Pawdon ^w^ him, ^w^ sweet Timandra, uWu fow his xDD wits -uWu Awe ÚwÚ dwown'd ÚwÚ and lost in his cawamities. -I ^.^ have uWu but wittwe gold >_> of :3 wate, bwave >_< Timon, -The UwU want ^w^ wheweof doth ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ make uWu wevowt -UwU In my ^-^ penyuwious >w< band. I ^.^ have heard, ÚwÚ and griev'd, -OwO How x3 cuwsed ^-^ Athens, mindwess >_> of >w< thy ^.^ wowth, -^w^ Fowgetting >w< thy gweat >_< deeds, when UwU nyeighbouw UwU states, -But uWu fow >w< thy >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO fowtunye, >w< twod x3 upon ^w^ them- -UwU TIMON. I ÚwÚ pwithee beat >w< thy uWu dwum ÚwÚ and >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. -uWu AWCIBIADES. I x3 am >w< thy OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity ^.^ thee, dear OwO Timon. -UwU TIMON. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ pity him xDD whom :3 thou OwO dost :33 twoubwe? -I xDD had wathew >w< be awonye. -uWu AWCIBIADES. ÚwÚ Why, fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; -;;w;; Hewe :3 is >w< some gold uWu fow thee. -UwU TIMON. Keep OwO it: I cannyot xDD eat it. -uWu AWCIBIADES. When I ^.^ have >_> waid >_> pwoud :33 Athens uWu on :3 a heap- -UwU TIMON. x3 Waw'st :3 thou >w< 'gainst Athens? -uWu AWCIBIADES. >w< Ay, >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ^.^ cause. -UwU TIMON. The UwU gods xDD confound them >w< aww in >w< thy >_> conquest; -And ÚwÚ thee aftew, when :3 thou x3 hast >w< conquew'd! -uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU Why uWu me, ^-^ Timon? -UwU TIMON. :33 That uWu by :33 kiwwing >_> of >_< viwwains -Thou >_< wast :3 bown ^-^ to OwO conquew my countwy. -x3 Put OwO up >w< thy >w< gowd. uWu Go x3 on. Here's >w< gowd. uWu Go x3 on. -Be as :3 a pwanyetawy plague, when OwO Juv -uWu Wiww o'ew >w< some x3 high-vic'd :33 city >_> hang his :3 poison -UwU In OwO the uWu sick air; let ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< swowd ÚwÚ skip ^w^ onye. -UwU Pity ^.^ nyot UwU honyouw'd :3 age uWu fow his >_> white >_> beawd: -ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO an usuwew. Stwike me OwO the >w< countewfeit ^w^ matwon: -^w^ It :3 is xDD hew :33 habit only UwU that :3 is ^w^ honyest, -ÚwÚ Hewsewf's :3 a bawd. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> viwgin's ^-^ cheek -UwU Make ^.^ soft >w< thy :3 twenchant swowd; uWu fow x3 those >_< miwk >_> paps -:33 That OwO thwough OwO the ^w^ window :33 baws ^-^ bowe at xDD men's eyes -uWu Awe ^.^ nyot within OwO the weaf >_> of ^-^ pity ^w^ wwit, -But xDD set them ;;w;; down horrible x3 twaitows. uWu Spawe ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; babe -uWu Whose >_< dimpwed >_> smiwes ^-^ fwom fools >w< exhaust theiw >_> mewcy; -:33 Think ^.^ it :3 a xDD bastawd xDD whom OwO the >w< owacwe -;;w;; Hath doubtfully pwonyounc'd >w< thy ^w^ thwoat uWu shaww cut, -And mince ^.^ it sans UwU wemowse. OwO Sweaw x3 against >_< abjects; -x3 Put xDD awmouw uWu on UwU thinye ears ÚwÚ and uWu on UwU thinye >_> eyes, -uWu Whose >_> pwoof :3 nyow >_> yewws >_> of >w< mothews, >w< maids, :3 nyow UwU babes, -Nyow OwO sight >_> of priests in holy ;;w;; vestments bweeding, -:33 Shaww >w< piewce :3 a :3 jot. There's gold ^-^ to pay >w< thy sowdiews. -UwU Make uWu wawge ÚwÚ confusion; :3 and, >w< thy :3 fuwy x3 spent, -;;w;; Confounded >w< be thysewf! ^w^ Speak ;;w;; nyot, >w< be gone. -uWu AWCIBIADES. xDD Hast :3 thou gold :3 yet? I'll UwU take OwO the gold :3 thou >w< givest uWu me, -:3 Nyot >w< aww >w< thy x3 counsew. -UwU TIMON. Dost thou, ^w^ ow OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, >_< heaven's ^w^ cuwse x3 upon thee! -:33 PHWYNyIA AND ;;w;; TIMANDWA. >w< Give OwO us >w< some ^.^ gowd, good OwO Timon. -xDD Hast :3 thou >_> mowe? -UwU TIMON. ^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD whowe forswear xDD hew UwU twade, -And ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< whowes :3 a bawd. Hold uWu up, you >w< swuts, -Your >_< apwons mountant; you awe ^.^ nyot >_< oathabwe, -UwU Awthough I xDD knyow ^w^ you'ww sweaw, ^-^ tewwibwy sweaw, -x3 Into >w< stwong shuddews ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ heavenwy ÚwÚ agues, -^-^ Th' immortal UwU gods UwU that hear you. uWu Spawe >_> youw :3 oaths; -I'll xDD twust ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ conditions. Be >w< whowes still; -And ^.^ he uWu whose UwU pious >_> bweath UwU seeks ^-^ to ;;w;; convewt :3 you- -Be >w< stwong in whore, x3 awwuwe ^w^ him, >_< buwn him up; ->_> Wet >_> youw :33 cwose x3 fiwe pwedominyate his OwO smoke, -And >w< be nyo turncoats. >_> Yet ^-^ may >_> youw x3 pains OwO six ^.^ months -Be ^-^ quite xDD contwawy! And UwU thatch >_> youw UwU poow xDD thin :3 woofs -x3 With x3 buwdens >_> of OwO the ^.^ dead- >w< some UwU that ;;w;; wewe hang'd, -:3 Nyo OwO mattew. OwO Weaw ;;w;; them, :33 betway with ^.^ them. :33 Whowe still; -Paint ÚwÚ tiww :3 a horse ^-^ may UwU miwe x3 upon >_> youw face. -OwO A UwU pox >_> of wrinkles! -:33 PHWYNyIA AND ;;w;; TIMANDWA. Weww, ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. What ^.^ then? -xDD Bewieve't UwU that ^w^ we'ww ^-^ do ^w^ anything uWu fow >w< gowd. -UwU TIMON. Consumptions sow -UwU In >w< howwow bones >_> of >w< man; strike theiw shawp ^w^ shins, -And mar xDD men's spuwwing. ^.^ Cwack OwO the ^-^ wawyew's OwO voice, -:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ may never ^-^ mowe false title ^-^ pwead, -Nyow :33 sound his ^.^ quiwwets :3 shwiwwy. Hoar OwO the flamen, -:33 That >_> scowds x3 against OwO the ;;w;; quawity >_> of ^.^ fwesh -And ^.^ nyot bewieves :3 himsewf. x3 Down with OwO the nyose, -x3 Down with ^.^ it flat, UwU take OwO the >_> bwidge ^-^ quite away -x3 Of him UwU that, his pawticuwaw ^-^ to ;;w;; fowesee, ->_< Smewws ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :33 weaw. UwU Make cuww'd-pate :33 wuffians OwO bawd, -And let OwO the xDD unscaww'd ^w^ bwaggawts >_> of OwO the OwO waw -Dewive >w< some pain ^-^ fwom you. Plague aww, -:33 That >_> youw activity ^-^ may x3 defeat ÚwÚ and ^.^ queww -The souwce >_> of >w< aww x3 ewection. There's ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. -Do you x3 damn >w< othews, ÚwÚ and let :3 this x3 damn you, -And ^-^ ditches grave you all! -:33 PHWYNyIA AND ;;w;; TIMANDWA. Mowe counsew with ^-^ mowe >_> monyey, >w< bounteous -OwO Timon. -UwU TIMON. Mowe whore, ^-^ mowe mischief xDD fiwst; I ^.^ have >w< given you earnest. -uWu AWCIBIADES. Stwike OwO up OwO the uWu dwum towards x3 Athens. Faweweww, >w< Timon; ->w< If I thrive well, I'll >w< visit ÚwÚ thee again. -UwU TIMON. >w< If I >w< hope well, I'll never UwU see ÚwÚ thee more. -uWu AWCIBIADES. I never >_> did ÚwÚ thee hawm. -UwU TIMON. x3 Yes, :3 thou >_< spok'st ;;w;; weww >_> of >_> me. -uWu AWCIBIADES. Caww'st :3 thou UwU that harm? -UwU TIMON. Men ;;w;; daiwy find it. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and UwU take -x3 Thy ÚwÚ beagwes with thee. -uWu AWCIBIADES. We uWu but offend >_> him. :33 Stwike. ->_> Dwum :33 beats. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but TIMON -UwU TIMON. :33 That UwU nyatuwe, being uWu sick >_> of ÚwÚ man's unkindnyess, -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yet >w< be hungwy! ÚwÚ Common mothew, thou, :33 [Digging] -uWu Whose >_> womb :3 unmeasuwabwe ÚwÚ and >_< infinyite uWu bweast -Teems ÚwÚ and feeds uWu aww; uWu whose ;;w;; sewf-same ÚwÚ mettwe, -^.^ Wheweof >w< thy >_> pwoud OwO chiwd, awwogant man, :3 is >_> puff'd, -x3 Engendews OwO the bwack >_< toad ÚwÚ and x3 addew >w< bwue, -The x3 giwded OwO nyewt ÚwÚ and eyeless venom'd wowm, -x3 With >w< aww th' abhowwed births x3 bewow >_> cwisp >w< heaven -uWu Wheweon ^w^ Hypewion's UwU quick'nying x3 fiwe doth UwU shinye- -Yield ^w^ him, ^-^ who >w< aww >w< thy human >_< sons doth ^.^ hate, -From :3 fowth >w< thy ^-^ pwenteous ^.^ bosom, ^-^ onye UwU poow ^w^ woot! -Ensear >w< thy :33 fewtiwe ÚwÚ and conceptious uWu womb, ->_> Wet ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe bwing >_< out >_< ingwatefuw ^w^ man! -uWu Go gweat with ^-^ tigews, dragons, wowves, ÚwÚ and beaws; -Teem with OwO nyew monstews xDD whom >w< thy ^.^ upwawd ;;w;; face -;;w;; Hath ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ mawbwed UwU mansion >w< aww :33 abuv -uWu Nyevew x3 pwesented!- :33 O, :3 a ^w^ woot! UwU Deaw thanks!- -;;w;; Dwy OwO up >w< thy mawwows, vines, ÚwÚ and uWu pwough-town weas, -^.^ Wheweof >_< ingwatefuw man, with liquorish >w< dwaughts -And ^.^ mowsews xDD unctuous, ^w^ gweases his ÚwÚ puwe UwU mind, -:33 That ^-^ fwom ^.^ it >w< aww consideration OwO swips- - -x3 Entew uWu APEMANTUS - -Mowe man? ^-^ Pwague, pwague! -;;w;; APEMANTUS. I ÚwÚ was >_< diwected hithew. Men wepowt -Thou OwO dost :3 affect my ^-^ mannyews ÚwÚ and OwO dost ;;w;; use ^.^ them. -UwU TIMON. OwO 'Tis, then, ^.^ because :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep :3 a dog, -x3 Whom I would UwU imitate. ÚwÚ Consumption catch thee! -;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 This :3 is in ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ nyatuwe uWu but infected, -OwO A UwU poow >_< unmanwy >_> mewanchowy ^w^ spwung -From >_> change >_> of xDD fowtunye. UwU Why :3 this ^w^ spade, :3 this :3 pwace? -:3 This ^-^ swave-wike :33 habit ÚwÚ and ^.^ these looks >_> of x3 cawe? -x3 Thy ^w^ fwattewews ÚwÚ yet wear silk, dwink winye, lie soft, ->_> Hug theiw OwO diseas'd UwU pewfumes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot -:33 That >w< evew Timon ÚwÚ was. Shame ^.^ nyot ^.^ these ^.^ woods -By OwO putting uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of :3 a cawpew. -Be :3 thou :3 a fwattewew nyow, ÚwÚ and >w< seek ^-^ to thrive -By UwU that ;;w;; which >_> has undonye ÚwÚ thee: xDD hinge >w< thy xDD knyee, -And let his vewy >_> bweath xDD whom x3 thou'wt observe -^-^ Bwow x3 off >w< thy xDD cap; UwU pwaise his UwU most OwO vicious ^.^ stwain, -And caww ^.^ it ^w^ excewwent. Thou >_< wast told ;;w;; thus; -Thou ÚwÚ gav'st UwU thinye eaws, >_< wike tapsters UwU that bade welcome, -ÚwÚ To knyaves ÚwÚ and >w< aww :33 appwoachews. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most ^.^ just -:33 That :3 thou xDD tuwn :33 wascaw; xDD hadst :3 thou wealth UwU again -Rascals shouwd ÚwÚ have't. Do ^.^ nyot assume my OwO wikenyess. -UwU TIMON. Were I >_< wike ^.^ thee, :3 I'd thwow away ^-^ mysewf. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou x3 hast UwU cast away ÚwÚ thysewf, being >_< wike thysewf; -OwO A >_< madman OwO so long, :3 nyow :3 a >_> foow. >_> What, think'st -:33 That OwO the >_< bweak :3 aiw, >w< thy :33 boistewous >_< chambewwain, -uWu Wiww >w< put >w< thy OwO shiwt uWu on warm? uWu Wiww ^.^ these ^.^ moist trees, -:33 That ^.^ have outwiv'd OwO the :33 eagwe, ;;w;; page >w< thy ^.^ heews -And ÚwÚ skip when :3 thou UwU point'st ^w^ out? uWu Wiww OwO the x3 cowd brook, -Candied with x3 ice, caudle >w< thy xDD mownying ÚwÚ taste -ÚwÚ To cure >w< thy o'ernight's :3 suwfeit? ^-^ Caww OwO the cweatuwes -uWu Whose ^.^ nyaked natures live in >w< aww OwO the ^-^ spite -x3 Of wweakfuw UwU heaven, uWu whose x3 bawe >_< unhoused ;;w;; twunks, -ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 confwicting >_< ewements :3 expos'd, -Answer mere :33 nyatuwe- ;;w;; bid them fwattew thee. -:33 O, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ find- -UwU TIMON. OwO A OwO foow >_> of thee. Depart. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. I love ÚwÚ thee better :3 nyow than e'ew I ÚwÚ did. -UwU TIMON. I UwU hate ÚwÚ thee >w< wowse. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Why? -UwU TIMON. Thou flatter'st ^w^ misewy. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. I fwattew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but uWu say :3 thou art :3 a caitiff. -UwU TIMON. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >w< seek me ^w^ out? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ To uWu vex thee. -UwU TIMON. Always :3 a villain's >w< office ^w^ ow :3 a fool's. -Dost >w< pwease thyself :3 in't? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay. -UwU TIMON. >_> What, :3 a ^.^ knyave too? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< If :3 thou didst >w< put :3 this sour-cold :33 habit uWu on -ÚwÚ To UwU castigate >w< thy :33 pwide, 'twere ;;w;; weww; uWu but :3 thou -Dost ^.^ it enfowcedwy. xDD Thou'dst ;;w;; couwtiew >w< be UwU again -OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 beggaw. ^.^ Wiwwing >w< misewy -Outwives ÚwÚ incewtain uWu pomp, :3 is xDD cwown'd >_> befowe. -The ^-^ onye :3 is ^w^ fiwwing stiww, never complete; -The xDD othew, at UwU high wish. :33 Best state, ^w^ contentwess, -;;w;; Hath :3 a ^.^ distwacted ÚwÚ and UwU most wwetched being, -UwU Wowse than OwO the worst, ÚwÚ content. -Thou shouwd'st desiwe ^-^ to x3 die, being :33 misewabwe. -UwU TIMON. :3 Nyot uWu by his >_> bweath UwU that :3 is ^-^ mowe :33 misewabwe. -Thou art :3 a ^w^ swave xDD whom Fowtunye's >w< tendew arm -x3 With :3 favouw never ÚwÚ cwasp'd, uWu but bwed :3 a >_< dog. -uWu Hadst thou, >_< wike OwO us ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst >_> swath, proceeded -The ^w^ sweet degrees UwU that :3 this bwief x3 wowwd affowds -ÚwÚ To such as ^-^ may OwO the passive drugs >_> of ^.^ it -Freely ^.^ command, :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have plung'd thyself -UwU In ^w^ genyewaw :33 wiot, uWu mewted ;;w;; down >w< thy xDD youth -UwU In diffewent ÚwÚ beds >_> of >w< wust, ÚwÚ and never ^w^ weawn'd -The icy OwO pwecepts >_> of :33 wespect, uWu but ^-^ fowwowed -The xDD sug'wed uWu game before thee. But ÚwÚ mysewf, -OwO Who xDD had OwO the x3 wowwd as my >_< confectionyawy; -The uWu mouths, OwO the OwO tongues, OwO the >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and hearts >_> of x3 men -^.^ At duty, ^-^ mowe than I :33 couwd fwame employment; -:33 That nyumbewwess x3 upon me ^-^ stuck, as leaves -Do uWu on OwO the uWu oak, ^.^ have with ^-^ onye wintew's x3 bwush -x3 Feww ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ boughs, ÚwÚ and weft me ^.^ open, x3 bawe ->_< Fow every :3 stowm UwU that ^w^ bwows- I ^-^ to bear this, -:33 That never knew uWu but :3 bettew, :3 is >w< some burden. -x3 Thy ^-^ nyatuwe >_> did commence in >_> suffewance; UwU time -;;w;; Hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hawd >w< in't. UwU Why shouldst :3 thou UwU hate ^.^ men? -^.^ They never flatter'd thee. What x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ given? ->w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt curse, >w< thy fathew, UwU that UwU poow :3 wag, -Must >w< be >w< thy ;;w;; subject; :3 who, in >_> spite, >w< put stuff -ÚwÚ To >w< some she-beggar ÚwÚ and ^-^ compounded ÚwÚ thee -OwO Poow wogue heweditawy. ÚwÚ Hence, >w< be gone. ->w< If :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 bown OwO the wowst >_> of ^-^ men, -Thou xDD hadst >_< been :3 a ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and uWu fwattewew. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Awt :3 thou >_> pwoud :3 yet? -UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot thee. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO I, UwU that I ÚwÚ was -:3 Nyo >_> pwodigaw. -UwU TIMON. OwO I, UwU that I x3 am ^-^ onye OwO nyow. -Were >w< aww OwO the wealth I ^.^ have OwO shut OwO up in ^.^ thee, -:3 I'd ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave ^-^ to >_> hang it. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone. -:33 That OwO the xDD whowe life >_> of :33 Athens ;;w;; wewe in x3 this! -ÚwÚ Thus would I xDD eat it. :3 [Eating :3 a woot] -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Here! I uWu wiww OwO mend >w< thy ^-^ feast. -[Offewing him UwU food] -UwU TIMON. >w< Fiwst OwO mend my ^-^ company: UwU take away thysewf. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ^w^ So I uWu shaww OwO mend >_< minye >_> own uWu by th' wack >_> of >w< thinye. -UwU TIMON. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww >_> mended >w< so; ^.^ it :3 is uWu but :33 botch'd. ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, I would ^.^ it :3 wewe. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have ^-^ to Athens? -UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Thee thithew in :3 a whirlwind. >w< If :3 thou >_< wiwt, ->_> Teww them there I ^.^ have ;;w;; gowd; look, OwO so I have. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; use uWu fow >w< gowd. -UwU TIMON. The :33 best ÚwÚ and uWu twuest; ->_< Fow here ^.^ it sweeps ÚwÚ and OwO does nyo hired hawm. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Whewe ^-^ wiest :3 a OwO nyights, ^-^ Timon? -UwU TIMON. ^.^ Undew that's :33 abuv >_> me. -:3 Whewe ÚwÚ feed'st :3 thou :3 a OwO days, x3 Apemantus? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Whewe my :3 stomach. ^.^ finds ^-^ meat; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, xDD whewe I xDD eat it. -UwU TIMON. Wouwd :3 poison ;;w;; wewe ^-^ obedient, ÚwÚ and knew my mind! -;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Whewe wouldst :3 thou ^-^ send it? -UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ To :33 sauce >w< thy ;;w;; dishes. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. The middwe >_> of humanyity :3 thou never ÚwÚ knyewest, uWu but OwO the ->_> extwemity >_> of uWu both >_> ends. When :3 thou >_< wast in >w< thy OwO giwt ÚwÚ and >w< thy -pewfume, uWu they ÚwÚ mock'd ÚwÚ thee uWu fow xDD too >w< much cuwiosity; in >w< thy ^.^ wags -:3 thou uWu knyow'st x3 nyonye, uWu but art UwU despis'd uWu fow OwO the contrary. There's :3 a -medlar uWu fow thee; xDD eat it. -UwU TIMON. uWu On what I UwU hate I :33 feed not. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Dost UwU hate :3 a >_< medwaw? -UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, >w< though ^.^ it ÚwÚ wook >_< wike thee. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. An th' xDD hadst hated xDD medwaws xDD soonyew, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have -loved thyself better OwO nyow. What man didst :3 thou >w< evew xDD knyow unthrift -UwU that ÚwÚ was bewuvd aftew his ;;w;; means? -UwU TIMON. Who, ^-^ without x3 those :3 means :3 thou tawk'st :33 of, didst :3 thou >w< evew -xDD knyow xDD bewov'd? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< Mysewf. -UwU TIMON. I undewstand ÚwÚ thee: :3 thou xDD hadst >w< some :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 a >_< dog. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. What >w< things in OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu nyeawest compawe ^-^ to +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ A thousand x3 pieces. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^-^ A thousand pieces! +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> What of you? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He sent to uWu me, >_< siw- OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. + +Entew >w< TIMON ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +x3 TIMON. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, gentlemen UwU both! xDD And >w< how ^-^ fawe you? +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^w^ Evew uWu at x3 the ^w^ best, hearing weww of x3 youw wowdship. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu The swawwow xDD fowwows nyot ^-^ summew ^.^ mowe ^.^ wiwwing than ^.^ we +x3 youw wowdship. +x3 TIMON. :3 [Aside] x3 Nyow ^.^ mowe ^w^ wiwwingwy >w< weaves wintew; xDD such summew-biwds +OwO awe UwU men- ÚwÚ Gentwemen, UwU ouw dinner xDD wiww nyot recompense ÚwÚ this ^-^ wong +>_< stay; >_> feast x3 youw OwO eaws with x3 the uWu music awhiwe, >_> if ;;w;; they xDD wiww ^-^ fawe UwU so +ÚwÚ hawshwy ^.^ o' x3 th' twumpet's >w< sound; ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu to't presently. +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I UwU hope >w< it remains nyot unkindly with x3 youw OwO wowdship :3 that +UwU I wetuwn'd xDD you >w< an :33 empty :3 messengew. +x3 TIMON. x3 O ^w^ siw, wet >w< it nyot >_> twoubwe OwO you. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO My x3 nyobwe wowd- +x3 TIMON. xDD Ah, x3 my ÚwÚ good fwiend, >_> what ^.^ cheew? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO My UwU most ^.^ honyouwabwe uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ e'en >w< sick of ^-^ shame :3 that, +when x3 youw OwO wowdship ÚwÚ this othew day sent to uWu me, UwU I UwU was UwU so +:33 unfowtunyate :3 a x3 beggaw. +x3 TIMON. ^w^ Think nyot on't, sir. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD had sent >_> but >w< two >_> houws OwO befowe- +x3 TIMON. Let >w< it nyot cumber x3 youw xDD bettew :3 wemembwance. ;;w;; [The :33 banquet +^.^ bwought in] ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing uWu in aww together. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. All cover'd dishes! +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> Woyaw cheew, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. +^w^ THIWD WOWD. Doubt nyot :3 that, >_> if monyey ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< season ^.^ can yield :3 it. +uWu FIWST WOWD. How UwU do you? x3 What's x3 the nyews? +^w^ THIWD WOWD. UwU Awcibiades >_> is xDD banyish'd. >w< Heaw xDD you of :33 it? +uWu FIWST ;;w;; AND ^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WOWDS. UwU Awcibiades banish'd! +^w^ THIWD WOWD. 'Tis >_> so, be >_< suwe of :3 it. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ÚwÚ How? ÚwÚ how? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I pray UwU you, ;;w;; upon UwU what? +x3 TIMON. OwO My ÚwÚ wowthy OwO fwiends, xDD wiww xDD you dwaw ;;w;; nyeaw? +^w^ THIWD WOWD. I'll tell xDD you ^.^ mowe x3 anyon. >_> Hewe's :3 a x3 nyobwe >_> feast towawd. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man xDD stiww. +^w^ THIWD WOWD. Will't ;;w;; howd? Will't ;;w;; howd? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ It :3 does; >_> but time ;;w;; wiww- ÚwÚ and OwO so- +^w^ THIWD WOWD. UwU I UwU do x3 conceive. +x3 TIMON. x3 Each x3 man to :33 his :33 stoow with :3 that ^w^ spuw >_< as ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd to x3 the >_< wip +of :33 his mistress; x3 youw >_> diet UwU shaww be uWu in aww pwaces alike. ^-^ Make nyot +:3 a UwU city >_> feast of :33 it, to wet x3 the :3 meat :3 coow ere ^.^ we ^.^ can agree ;;w;; upon +x3 the xDD fiwst ;;w;; pwace. >_> Sit, >_< sit. uWu The gods xDD wequiwe UwU ouw :3 thanks: + +>_> You great benyefactows, sprinkle UwU ouw >w< society with thankfulness. +For x3 youw UwU own ^.^ gifts >_< make youwsewves pwais'd; >_> but reserve still to +give, xDD west x3 youw >_< deities be despised. uWu Wend to >_< each x3 man UwU enyough, +:3 that one >_< nyeed nyot xDD wend to another; fow :3 wewe x3 youw OwO god-heads to +:3 bowwow of men, ;;w;; men ^.^ wouwd ^w^ fowsake x3 the gods. ^-^ Make x3 the :3 meat be +beloved ^.^ mowe than x3 the x3 man :3 that ;;w;; gives :3 it. Let nyo assembly of +ÚwÚ twenty be ^-^ without :3 a ÚwÚ scowe of viwwains. ;;w;; If there sit >_< twewve x3 women +uWu at x3 the ^-^ tabwe, wet :3 a ^.^ dozen of them ^-^ be- >_< as ;;w;; they x3 awe. uWu The xDD west of +x3 youw ;;w;; foes, x3 O uWu gods, x3 the :3 senyatows of :3 Athens, togethew with x3 the +^w^ common lag of >_> peopwe, >_> what >_> is uWu amiss uWu in ÚwÚ them, xDD you uWu gods, >_< make +^-^ suitabwe fow ^.^ destwuction. For these x3 my xDD pwesent OwO fwiends, >_< as ;;w;; they +OwO awe to ;;w;; me uWu nyothing, UwU so uWu in >_< nyothing ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and to >_< nyothing OwO awe +;;w;; they x3 wewcome. + +:3 Uncuvw, xDD dogs, ÚwÚ and :3 wap. ;;w;; [The ^-^ dishes OwO awe uncuvwed ÚwÚ and +:3 seen to ^.^ he full of wawm water] +^w^ SOME uWu SPEAK. >_> What does :33 his OwO wowdship ^.^ mean? +^w^ SOME uWu OTHEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +x3 TIMON. ^-^ May xDD you :3 a xDD bettew >_> feast >_< nyevew behowd, +>_> You >_< knyot of mouth-friends! :3 Smoke ÚwÚ and :3 wukewawm UwU watew +Is x3 youw perfection. This >_> is >_< Timon's last; +UwU Who, ^.^ stuck ÚwÚ and UwU spangwed with x3 youw flatteries, +uWu Washes >w< it ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and sprinkles uWu in x3 youw faces +[Thwowing x3 the UwU watew uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; faces] +uWu Youw weeking x3 viwwainy. Wive loath'd ÚwÚ and long, +:3 Most :3 smiwing, ÚwÚ smooth, :3 detested xDD pawasites, +Couwteous destwoyews, affabwe ^-^ wowves, >_> meek bears, +>_> You foows of fowtunye, twenchew OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ time's flies, +^.^ Cap ÚwÚ and knyee swaves, vapours, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; minyute-wacks! +Of x3 man ÚwÚ and beast x3 the :3 infinyite ^w^ mawady +Cwust xDD you quite o'ew! What, dost xDD thou >w< go? +^-^ Soft, OwO take >w< thy ;;w;; physic first; xDD thou :3 too, ÚwÚ and thou. +Stay, UwU I xDD wiww xDD wend uWu thee monyey, :3 bowwow none. [Throws x3 the +^-^ dishes uWu at ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and drives them out] +What, aww uWu in >w< motion? ÚwÚ Hencefowth be nyo >_> feast +Wheweat :3 a >_> viwwain's nyot :3 a wewcome :33 guest. +Burn house! ^-^ Sink ;;w;; Athens! ÚwÚ Hencefowth hated be +Of OwO Timon x3 man ÚwÚ and aww uWu humanyity! uWu Exit + +^.^ We-entew x3 the ;;w;; WOWDS + +uWu FIWST WOWD. How now, x3 my lords! +^w^ SECOND WOWD. xDD Knyow xDD you x3 the ;;w;; quawity of Lord >_< Timon's xDD fuwy? +^w^ THIWD WOWD. x3 Push! Did xDD you >_> see x3 my cap? +;;w;; FOUWTH WOWD. UwU I uWu have wost x3 my xDD gown. +uWu FIWST WOWD. He's >_> but :3 a ^-^ mad uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_< nyought >_> but humours >_< sways ^.^ him. +>w< He uWu gave ;;w;; me :3 a jewel x3 th' othew ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ he >_> has xDD beat >w< it x3 out of +x3 my >w< hat. Did xDD you >_> see x3 my uWu jewew? +^w^ THIWD WOWD. Did xDD you >_> see x3 my cap? +^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 Hewe UwU 'tis. +;;w;; FOUWTH WOWD. :3 Hewe wies x3 my xDD gown. +uWu FIWST WOWD. :3 Wet's >_< make nyo >_< stay. +^w^ SECOND WOWD. Lord >_< Timon's >_> mad. +^w^ THIWD WOWD. UwU I feew't ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD bonyes. +;;w;; FOUWTH WOWD. x3 Onye day ^.^ he ;;w;; gives >_> us ;;w;; diamonds, :3 nyext day ÚwÚ stonyes. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Without x3 the OwO wawws of ^.^ Athens + +Entew >w< TIMON + +x3 TIMON. Let ;;w;; me wook back ;;w;; upon thee. x3 O xDD thou waww +:33 That >w< giwdwes uWu in UwU those ^-^ wowves, ^w^ dive uWu in x3 the ^.^ eawth +xDD And ;;w;; fence nyot ;;w;; Athens! >_> Matwons, turn UwU incontinyent. +Obedience, fail uWu in ;;w;; chiwdwen! >_< Swaves ÚwÚ and :3 foows, +Pluck x3 the :3 gwave wwinkwed :33 Senyate from x3 the bench +xDD And xDD minyistew uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ steads. ;;w;; To general fiwths +Convewt, ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ instant, green virginity. +;;w;; Do't uWu in x3 youw parents' :3 eyes. x3 Bankwupts, howd x3 fast; +Rather than render back, x3 out with x3 youw >_> knyives +xDD And :3 cut x3 youw xDD twustews' >_< thwoats. ^.^ Bound x3 sewvants, :33 steaw: +ÚwÚ Wawge-handed ^.^ wobbews x3 youw :3 gwave >w< mastews awe, +xDD And ^.^ piww ^.^ by law. ^.^ Maid, to >w< thy xDD mastew's OwO bed: +x3 Thy mistwess >_> is ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ bwothew. ^-^ Son of sixteen, +Pluck x3 the :3 win'd :33 cwutch from >w< thy ;;w;; owd wimping >w< siwe, +With >w< it xDD beat x3 out :33 his ^w^ bwains. Piety ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw, +xDD Wewigion to x3 the uWu gods, ÚwÚ peace, justice, truth, +Domestic awe, ^-^ nyight-west, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyeighbouwhood, +Instruction, :3 mannyews, mystewies, ÚwÚ and twades, +^.^ Degwees, OwO obsewvances, UwU customs ÚwÚ and ^-^ waws, +>_< Decwinye to x3 youw >_< confounding contraries +xDD And wet :3 confusion wive. ^.^ Pwagues :3 incident to men, +uWu Youw x3 potent ÚwÚ and xDD infectious fevers >_< heap +On :3 Athens, ripe fow ^-^ stwoke. ^.^ Thou UwU cowd uWu sciatica, +Cripple UwU ouw senyatows, :3 that uWu theiw x3 wimbs OwO may UwU hawt +;;w;; As wamewy >_< as uWu theiw mannyews. Lust ÚwÚ and >w< wibewty, +Creep uWu in x3 the minds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawwows of UwU ouw youth, +:33 That uWu 'gainst x3 the stweam of viwtue ;;w;; they OwO may strive +xDD And x3 dwown x3 themsewves uWu in riot. Itches, uWu bwains, +^.^ Sow aww x3 th' xDD Athenyian UwU bosoms, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw crop +^w^ Be general leprosy! >w< Bweath ÚwÚ infect :33 bweath, +:33 That uWu theiw uWu society, >_< as uWu theiw ^-^ fwiendship, OwO may +^w^ Be mewewy OwO poison! Nyothing I'll UwU beaw from uWu thee +OwO But xDD nyakednyess, xDD thou ^.^ detestabwe >w< town! +^.^ Take xDD thou :3 that :3 too, with multiplying ^-^ bans. +OwO Timon xDD wiww to x3 the ;;w;; woods, :3 whewe ^.^ he UwU shaww find +xDD Th' unkindest beast ^.^ mowe kinder than mankind. +uWu The gods ^.^ confound- hear uWu me, xDD you ÚwÚ good gods ;;w;; aww- +uWu The ^-^ Athenyians both within ÚwÚ and x3 out :3 that waww! +xDD And grant, >_< as OwO Timon >_> gwows, :33 his ^-^ hate OwO may gwow +;;w;; To x3 the whole race of uWu mankind, xDD high ÚwÚ and low! +ÚwÚ Amen. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OwO Athens. ^w^ TIMON's ;;w;; house + +Entew ;;w;; FWAVIUS, with >w< two ow >w< thwee ^-^ SEWVANTS + +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >w< Heaw UwU you, >_< Mastew Stewawd, where's UwU ouw ÚwÚ mastew? +^w^ Awe ^.^ we >_< undonye, ;;w;; cast ^w^ off, >_< nyothing ;;w;; wemainying? +FWAVIUS. xDD Awack, x3 my fewwows, >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I >_> say to you? +Let ;;w;; me be wecowded ^.^ by x3 the xDD wighteous uWu gods, +UwU I ^w^ am >_< as poor >_< as OwO you. +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >w< Such :3 a ;;w;; house uWu bwoke! +^w^ So x3 nyobwe :3 a >_< mastew faww'n! All >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and nyot +x3 Onye :33 fwiend to OwO take :33 his :3 fowtunye ^.^ by x3 the awm +xDD And OwO go :3 awong with him? +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU do turn UwU ouw backs +Fwom UwU ouw >_< companyion, :33 thwown x3 into :33 his ^-^ gwave, +^w^ So :33 his UwU famiwiaws to :33 his buried fowtunyes +:3 Swink aww :3 away; OwO weave uWu theiw UwU fawse x3 vows with :3 him, +Wike :33 empty purses pick'd; ÚwÚ and :33 his poor ;;w;; sewf, +^-^ A >_> dedicated beggar to x3 the air, +With :33 his ÚwÚ disease of UwU aww-shunn'd puvwty, +^-^ Wawks, ^.^ wike ^.^ contempt, >_< awonye. uWu Mowe of UwU ouw fellows. + +Entew othew ^-^ SEWVANTS + +FWAVIUS. All xDD bwoken ^w^ impwements of :3 a ;;w;; wuin'd ÚwÚ house. +^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Yet UwU do UwU ouw heawts ^-^ weaw >_< Timon's >_< wivewy; +:33 That >_> see UwU I ^.^ by UwU ouw UwU faces. We OwO awe ^w^ fewwows still, +Serving :33 awike uWu in ;;w;; sowwow. Weak'd >_> is UwU ouw >w< bawk; +xDD And :33 we, poor >w< mates, stand on x3 the dying ^w^ deck, +Heawing x3 the suwges xDD thweat. We ^w^ must aww ÚwÚ pawt +^.^ Into ÚwÚ this sea of air. +FWAVIUS. ^-^ Good ^w^ fewwows all, +uWu The ^-^ watest of x3 my weawth I'll share amongst OwO you. +>_< Whewevew ^.^ we UwU shaww ^w^ meet, fow >_< Timon's ^w^ sake, +:3 Wet's yet be UwU fewwows; >_> wet's ;;w;; shake UwU ouw heads ÚwÚ and say, +;;w;; As >w< 'twewe :3 a knell >w< unto UwU ouw xDD mastew's fowtunye, +ÚwÚ 'We uWu have :3 seen xDD bettew ^.^ days.' Let >_< each OwO take some. +>_> [Giving them ;;w;; monyey] +Nyay, put x3 out aww x3 youw ^w^ hands. ÚwÚ Nyot one ;;w;; wowd uWu mowe! +^-^ Thus ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ we rich uWu in >_> sowwow, >w< pawting :3 poow. +:3 [Embwace, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pawt sevewaw ^w^ ways] +x3 O x3 the >_< fiewce ^-^ wwetchednyess :3 that :3 gwowy >_< bwings ÚwÚ us! +Who ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish to be from weawth ^w^ exempt, +Since ^w^ wiches :33 point to misery ÚwÚ and >_> contempt? +Who ^.^ wouwd be UwU so mock'd with xDD gwowy, ow to ^w^ wive +OwO But uWu in :3 a dweam of ^-^ fwiendship, +;;w;; To uWu have :33 his pomp, ÚwÚ and aww >_> what >w< state UwU compounds, +OwO But >w< onwy painted, ^.^ wike :33 his vawnyish'd friends? +OwO Poow xDD honyest uWu wowd, ^.^ bwought wow ^.^ by :33 his UwU own uWu heawt, +UwU Undonye ^.^ by goodness! Stwange, >_< unyusuaw bwood, +x3 When :33 man's worst x3 sin >_> is ^.^ he does ^w^ too much >w< good! +Who xDD then x3 dawes to be half UwU so uWu kind ^w^ again? +For x3 bounty, :3 that x3 makes uWu gods, does still >_> maw ^.^ men. +OwO My deawest wowd- bwest to be UwU most accurst, +Wich >w< onwy to be wwetched- >w< thy great fowtunyes +^w^ Awe UwU made >w< thy uWu chief afflictions. ÚwÚ Awas, uWu kind ^.^ wowd! +He's UwU fwung uWu in xDD wage from ÚwÚ this UwU ingwatefuw uWu seat +Of monstwous >_< fwiends; nor >_> has ^.^ he with ^.^ him to +uWu Suppwy :33 his :3 wife, ow :3 that which ^.^ can ÚwÚ command :3 it. +I'll ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ and ^.^ enquiwe ^.^ him OwO out. +I'll OwO evew serve :33 his ^-^ mind with x3 my best :33 wiww; +Whilst UwU I uWu have ^.^ gowd, I'll be :33 his steward xDD stiww. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The :33 woods nyeaw x3 the ^w^ sea-showe. ^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ TIMON'S cave + +Entew >w< TIMON uWu in x3 the :33 woods + +x3 TIMON. x3 O blessed xDD bweeding sun, dwaw from x3 the ^.^ eawth +^.^ Wotten ÚwÚ humidity; bewow >w< thy OwO sistew's owb +Infect x3 the air! :33 Twinn'd bwothews of one womb- +>_< Whose procreation, wesidence, ÚwÚ and birth, +Scarce >_> is UwU dividant- :33 touch them with sevewaw fortunes: +uWu The :33 gweatew scorns x3 the ^.^ wessew. ÚwÚ Nyot nyatuwe, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom aww x3 sowes uWu way >_< siege, ^.^ can UwU beaw great :3 fowtunye +OwO But ^.^ by x3 contempt of :33 nyatuwe. +Waise ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this beggar ÚwÚ and >w< deny't :3 that wowd: +uWu The senyatow UwU shaww UwU beaw x3 contempt x3 heweditawy, +uWu The beggar OwO nyative honyouw. +^.^ It >_> is x3 the pastuwe x3 wawds x3 the rother's :33 sides, +uWu The ^.^ want :3 that x3 makes ^.^ him :3 wean. Who x3 dawes, who x3 dawes, +^w^ In xDD puwity of manhood stand upright, +xDD And >_> say 'This :33 man's :3 a x3 fwattewew'? ;;w;; If one be, +^w^ So OwO awe ;;w;; they aww; fow every grise of :3 fowtunye +Is uWu smooth'd ^.^ by :3 that below. uWu The :33 weawnyed OwO pate +Ducks to x3 the golden xDD foow. ^-^ Aww's :33 obwique; +>_> Thewe's >_< nyothing ^w^ wevew uWu in UwU ouw uWu cuwsed natures +OwO But direct x3 viwwainy. Therefore be >_> abhoww'd +All feasts, ^.^ societies, ÚwÚ and x3 thwongs of :3 men! +ÚwÚ His :3 sembwabwe, >w< yea, himsewf, OwO Timon ^-^ disdains. +Destruction fang x3 mankind! ^.^ Eawth, yield ;;w;; me ^.^ woots. +xDD [Digging] +Who >_> seeks fow xDD bettew of ÚwÚ thee, UwU sauce :33 his palate +With >w< thy UwU most >_< opewant poison. >_> What >_> is hewe? +Gold? Yellow, gwittewing, >_< pwecious UwU gowd? :3 Nyo, uWu gods, +UwU I ^w^ am nyo idle ^w^ votawist. Roots, xDD you ^-^ cweaw OwO heavens! +^-^ Thus much of ÚwÚ this xDD wiww >_< make black >_< white, fouw faiw, +Wwong wight, UwU base noble, ;;w;; owd >_> young, x3 cowawd ^w^ vawiant. +>w< Ha, xDD you ^-^ gods! >w< why :3 this? What, uWu this, xDD you >_> gods? Why, ÚwÚ this +Will ÚwÚ wug x3 youw priests ÚwÚ and :3 sewvants from x3 youw :33 sides, +Pluck :33 stout men's OwO piwwows from bewow uWu theiw heads- +This >w< yewwow ;;w;; swave +Will >w< knyit ÚwÚ and bweak religions, ;;w;; bwess x3 th' >_< accuws'd, +^-^ Make x3 the ÚwÚ hoaw ^-^ wepwosy ÚwÚ adow'd, :33 pwace thieves +xDD And UwU give them :3 titwe, OwO knyee, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appwobation, +With :3 senyatows on x3 the bench. This >_> is >w< it +:33 That x3 makes x3 the wappen'd ^.^ widow x3 wed ^w^ again- +:33 She ÚwÚ whom x3 the spitaw-house ÚwÚ and ulcerous x3 sowes +Wouwd ;;w;; cast x3 the xDD gowge uWu at ÚwÚ this embawms ÚwÚ and spices +;;w;; To ^-^ th 'Apwiw day ;;w;; again. ^.^ Come, damn'd earth, +^.^ Thou ^w^ common whore of uWu mankind, :3 that puts ^w^ odds +>_> Among x3 the UwU wout of ;;w;; nyations, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee +Do >w< thy >w< wight :33 nyatuwe. ^w^ [Mawch afaw off] +uWu Ha! :3 a drum? Th'art quick, +OwO But yet I'll ^.^ buwy thee. :3 Thou't x3 go, >w< stwong :33 thief, +x3 When uWu gouty x3 keepews of uWu thee ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ stand. +Nyay, xDD stay xDD thou x3 out fow >w< eawnyest. x3 [Keeping x3 some gold] + +Entew ;;w;; AWCIBIADES, with drum ÚwÚ and ^.^ fife, uWu in warlike +:3 mannyew; ÚwÚ and :33 PHWYNyIA ÚwÚ and TIMANDRA + +^w^ AWCIBIADES. >_> What awt xDD thou OwO thewe? :33 Speak. +x3 TIMON. ^-^ A ^.^ beast, >_< as xDD thou art. uWu The ;;w;; cankew gnaw >w< thy >_< heawt +For ^.^ showing ;;w;; me again x3 the eyes of ;;w;; man! +^w^ AWCIBIADES. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? Is x3 man UwU so hateful to uWu thee +:33 That awt >w< thysewf :3 a man? +x3 TIMON. UwU I ^w^ am Misanthropos, ÚwÚ and ^-^ hate mankind. +For >w< thy >_> pawt, UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ wish xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a dog, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ might wuv uWu thee OwO something. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee well; +OwO But uWu in >w< thy fowtunyes ^w^ am OwO unweawn'd ÚwÚ and x3 stwange. +x3 TIMON. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee :3 too; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe than :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee +UwU I nyot ^.^ desiwe to :33 knyow. Follow >w< thy uWu dwum; +With :33 man's :3 bwood OwO paint x3 the ground, >_> guwes, ;;w;; guwes. +Wewigious :33 canyons, ÚwÚ civiw ^-^ waws, OwO awe :3 cwuew; +UwU Then >_> what >_> shouwd >w< waw :3 be? This UwU feww whore of ^.^ thinye +>_< Hath uWu in her ^.^ mowe >w< destwuction than >w< thy xDD swowd +For aww her >_< chewubin wook. +PHRYNIA. x3 Thy lips uWu wot off! +x3 TIMON. UwU I xDD wiww nyot :3 kiss ÚwÚ thee; xDD then x3 the uWu wot wetuwns +;;w;; To ^.^ thinye UwU own lips ;;w;; again. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. How ^-^ came x3 the x3 nyobwe OwO Timon to ÚwÚ this ;;w;; change? +x3 TIMON. ;;w;; As x3 the ;;w;; moon >w< does, ^.^ by ^-^ wanting >w< wight to give. +OwO But xDD then renew UwU I couwd >_> nyot, ^.^ wike x3 the moon; +>_> Thewe :3 wewe nyo >_> suns to :3 bowwow uWu of. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. Noble >w< Timon, +>_> What ÚwÚ fwiendship OwO may UwU I UwU do thee? +x3 TIMON. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but to +xDD Maintain x3 my opinyion. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. >_> What >_> is :33 it, :3 Timon? +x3 TIMON. Promise ;;w;; me ^-^ fwiendship, >_> but x3 pewfowm none. ;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt nyot +;;w;; pwomise, x3 the gods pwague ÚwÚ thee, fow xDD thou awt ;;w;; man! ;;w;; If xDD thou dost +xDD pewfowm, confound ÚwÚ thee, fow xDD thou awt :3 a ;;w;; man! +^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I uWu have heard uWu in x3 some ;;w;; sowt of >w< thy :33 misewies. +x3 TIMON. ^.^ Thou ^w^ saw'st them when UwU I xDD had prosperity. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I >_> see them >_< nyow; xDD then UwU was :3 a blessed uWu time. +x3 TIMON. ;;w;; As ^.^ thinye >_> is now, hewd with :3 a ;;w;; bwace of xDD hawwots. +>_> TIMANDWA. Is ÚwÚ this x3 th' xDD Athenyian uWu minyion ÚwÚ whom x3 the wowwd +>_< Voic'd UwU so ÚwÚ wegawdfuwwy? +x3 TIMON. Awt xDD thou Timandra? +>_> TIMANDWA. x3 Yes. +x3 TIMON. ^w^ Be :3 a whore stiww; ;;w;; they wuv uWu thee nyot :3 that use thee. +Give them ^.^ diseases, xDD weaving with uWu thee uWu theiw xDD wust. +^-^ Make use of >w< thy ^-^ sawt hours. ^w^ Season x3 the xDD swaves +For tubs ÚwÚ and >w< baths; ;;w;; bwing down rose-cheek'd :33 youth +;;w;; To x3 the x3 tub-fast ÚwÚ and x3 the diet. +>_> TIMANDWA. Hang ÚwÚ thee, monstew! +^w^ AWCIBIADES. ^w^ Pawdon :3 him, x3 sweet Timandra, fow :33 his :33 wits +^w^ Awe >w< dwown'd ÚwÚ and wost uWu in :33 his :33 cawamities. +UwU I uWu have >_> but xDD wittwe gowd of late, >_< bwave >w< Timon, +uWu The ^.^ want xDD wheweof xDD doth x3 daiwy >_< make ;;w;; wevowt +^w^ In x3 my OwO penyuwious UwU band. UwU I uWu have ^-^ heawd, ÚwÚ and griev'd, +How uWu cuwsed :3 Athens, mindless of >w< thy ^.^ wowth, +Fowgetting >w< thy great uWu deeds, when OwO nyeighbouw states, +OwO But fow >w< thy xDD swowd ÚwÚ and fowtunye, twod ;;w;; upon OwO them- +x3 TIMON. UwU I :33 pwithee xDD beat >w< thy drum ÚwÚ and get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy fwiend, ÚwÚ and pity ÚwÚ thee, uWu deaw xDD Timon. +x3 TIMON. How dost xDD thou pity ^.^ him ÚwÚ whom xDD thou dost trouble? +UwU I xDD had rather be >_< awonye. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. Why, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well; +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 some gowd fow thee. +x3 TIMON. ^w^ Keep >w< it: UwU I ;;w;; cannyot eat :3 it. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. x3 When UwU I uWu have laid OwO pwoud ^.^ Athens on :3 a >_< heap- +x3 TIMON. ;;w;; Waw'st xDD thou uWu 'gainst Athens? +^w^ AWCIBIADES. Ay, >w< Timon, ÚwÚ and uWu have OwO cause. +x3 TIMON. uWu The gods confound them aww uWu in >w< thy :33 conquest; +xDD And uWu thee after, when xDD thou x3 hast >_> conquew'd! +^w^ AWCIBIADES. Why uWu me, :3 Timon? +x3 TIMON. :33 That ^.^ by UwU kiwwing of x3 viwwains +^.^ Thou >w< wast bown to conquer x3 my country. +>_> Put x3 up >w< thy ;;w;; gowd. Go :3 on. >_> Hewe's ;;w;; gowd. Go :3 on. +^w^ Be >_< as :3 a :3 pwanyetawy :3 pwague, when Juv +Will ^-^ o'ew x3 some >w< high-vic'd UwU city ^w^ hang :33 his x3 poison +^w^ In x3 the >w< sick air; wet nyot >w< thy xDD swowd UwU skip onye. +x3 Pity nyot :3 honyouw'd age fow :33 his ^-^ white >_> beawd: +>w< He >_> is >w< an ^.^ usuwew. OwO Stwike ;;w;; me x3 the OwO countewfeit matwon: +^.^ It >_> is her OwO habit >w< onwy :3 that >_> is OwO honyest, +Hewsewf's :3 a UwU bawd. Let nyot x3 the viwgin's >_< cheek +^-^ Make soft >w< thy ^.^ twenchant ^-^ swowd; fow UwU those milk ÚwÚ paps +:33 That ^w^ thwough x3 the window bars bore uWu at men's eyes +^w^ Awe nyot within x3 the OwO weaf of pity ;;w;; wwit, +OwO But uWu set them down howwibwe twaitows. ^w^ Spawe nyot x3 the >w< babe +>_< Whose dimpwed ^-^ smiwes from foows ^w^ exhaust uWu theiw ÚwÚ mewcy; +^w^ Think >w< it :3 a ^.^ bastawd ÚwÚ whom x3 the ^-^ owacwe +>_< Hath doubtfully ^-^ pwonyounc'd >w< thy ^w^ thwoat UwU shaww :3 cut, +xDD And mince >w< it x3 sans :33 wemowse. Swear OwO against abjects; +>_> Put ^-^ awmouw on ^.^ thinye OwO eaws ÚwÚ and on ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, +>_< Whose xDD pwoof nor yells of mothews, >_< maids, nor uWu babes, +x3 Nyow ^.^ sight of priests uWu in >w< howy ;;w;; vestments uWu bweeding, +Shall xDD piewce :3 a jot. >_> Thewe's gowd to x3 pay >w< thy soldiers. +^-^ Make large ^w^ confusion; x3 and, >w< thy UwU fuwy >_< spent, +;;w;; Confounded be OwO thysewf! ^w^ Speak >_> nyot, be ;;w;; gonye. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. Hast xDD thou gowd :33 yet? I'll OwO take x3 the gowd xDD thou uWu givest uWu me, +ÚwÚ Nyot aww >w< thy :3 counsew. +x3 TIMON. uWu Dost UwU thou, ow dost xDD thou >_> nyot, heaven's UwU cuwse ;;w;; upon uWu thee! +:33 PHWYNyIA ;;w;; AND >_> TIMANDWA. Give >_> us x3 some ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ good xDD Timon. +Hast xDD thou UwU mowe? +x3 TIMON. Enyough to >_< make :3 a whore >w< fowsweaw her twade, +xDD And to >_< make ^-^ whowes :3 a UwU bawd. :33 Howd up, xDD you >_< swuts, +uWu Youw aprons :3 mountant; xDD you OwO awe nyot x3 oathabwe, +Awthough UwU I ^.^ knyow you'ww x3 sweaw, terribly x3 sweaw, +^.^ Into >w< stwong >_> shuddews ÚwÚ and to ^-^ heavenwy >_< agues, +xDD Th' :3 immowtaw gods :3 that hear OwO you. ^w^ Spawe x3 youw :3 oaths; +I'll :33 twust to x3 youw conditions. ^w^ Be ^-^ whowes stiww; +xDD And ^.^ he x3 whose :33 pious UwU bweath >_> seeks to convert :3 you- +^w^ Be >w< stwong uWu in ^-^ whowe, :3 awwuwe :3 him, buwn ^.^ him xDD up; +Let x3 youw ^-^ cwose fire predominate :33 his ^.^ smoke, +xDD And be nyo ^-^ tuwncoats. ÚwÚ Yet OwO may x3 youw ^w^ pains six ^w^ months +^w^ Be quite contwawy! xDD And UwU thatch x3 youw poor >_< thin woofs +With burdens of x3 the >w< dead- x3 some :3 that :3 wewe uWu hang'd, +No :3 mattew. :3 Weaw ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ betway with OwO them. OwO Whowe stiww; +OwO Paint >w< tiww :3 a UwU howse OwO may miwe ;;w;; upon x3 youw ;;w;; face. +^-^ A uWu pox of ^w^ wwinkwes! +:33 PHWYNyIA ;;w;; AND >_> TIMANDWA. xDD Weww, ^.^ mowe ;;w;; gowd. >_> What ^w^ then? +x3 Bewieve't :3 that we'll UwU do ;;w;; anything fow ;;w;; gowd. +x3 TIMON. Consumptions ;;w;; sow +^w^ In OwO howwow bones of xDD man; strike uWu theiw ^-^ shawp UwU shins, +xDD And >_> maw men's spurring. Crack x3 the ^-^ wawyew's voice, +:33 That ^.^ he OwO may >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe UwU fawse ;;w;; titwe ^-^ pwead, +x3 Nyow >_> sound :33 his quiwwets x3 shwiwwy. Hoaw x3 the x3 fwamen, +:33 That scowds OwO against x3 the ;;w;; quawity of >w< fwesh +xDD And nyot ^-^ bewieves himself. xDD Down with x3 the nose, +xDD Down with >w< it flat, OwO take x3 the :33 bwidge quite OwO away +Of ^.^ him :3 that, :33 his xDD pawticuwaw to >w< fowesee, +>w< Smewws from x3 the general weaw. ^-^ Make x3 cuww'd-pate >w< wuffians bald, +xDD And wet x3 the unscarr'd bwaggawts of x3 the >w< waw +Dewive x3 some :33 pain from OwO you. Pwague all, +:33 That x3 youw OwO activity OwO may :3 defeat ÚwÚ and OwO queww +uWu The uWu souwce of aww ;;w;; ewection. >_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe ;;w;; gowd. +Do xDD you damn ^w^ othews, ÚwÚ and wet ÚwÚ this damn UwU you, +xDD And UwU ditches :3 gwave xDD you :33 aww! +:33 PHWYNyIA ;;w;; AND >_> TIMANDWA. uWu Mowe counsel with ^.^ mowe monyey, ^.^ bounteous +xDD Timon. +x3 TIMON. uWu Mowe ^-^ whowe, ^.^ mowe ^-^ mischief first; UwU I uWu have UwU given xDD you >w< eawnyest. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. OwO Stwike x3 up x3 the drum uWu towawds OwO Athens. UwU Faweweww, uWu Timon; +;;w;; If UwU I x3 thwive weww, I'll x3 visit uWu thee ;;w;; again. +x3 TIMON. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU hope weww, I'll >_< nyevew >_> see uWu thee more. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did uWu thee harm. +x3 TIMON. Yes, xDD thou >_< spok'st weww of x3 me. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. Caww'st xDD thou :3 that harm? +x3 TIMON. OwO Men x3 daiwy find :3 it. >_< Get uWu thee away, ÚwÚ and OwO take +x3 Thy beagles with thee. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. We >_> but ^-^ offend ^.^ him. :33 Stwike. +Drum :3 beats. Exeunt aww >_> but >w< TIMON +x3 TIMON. :33 That nyatuwe, ^.^ being >w< sick of :33 man's ;;w;; unkindnyess, +Should yet be hungry! Common :33 mothew, UwU thou, xDD [Digging] +>_< Whose womb unmeasurable ÚwÚ and :3 infinyite breast +xDD Teems ÚwÚ and xDD feeds aww; x3 whose sewf-same ^w^ mettwe, +:3 Wheweof >w< thy OwO pwoud child, awwogant ^w^ man, >_> is xDD puff'd, +Engenders x3 the black OwO toad ÚwÚ and >_> addew blue, +uWu The :3 giwded newt ÚwÚ and >_< eyewess ;;w;; venyom'd ;;w;; wowm, +With aww x3 th' ;;w;; abhowwed x3 biwths bewow ^.^ cwisp heaven +Wheweon uWu Hypewion's quick'nying fire xDD doth shine- +;;w;; Yiewd :3 him, who aww >w< thy human xDD sons xDD doth hate, +Fwom fowth >w< thy ^w^ pwenteous x3 bosom, one poor OwO woot! +uWu Enseaw >w< thy ^.^ fewtiwe ÚwÚ and uWu conceptious womb, +Let >w< it nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; bwing x3 out UwU ingwatefuw ;;w;; man! +Go great with uWu tigews, dwagons, ^-^ wowves, ÚwÚ and >_< beaws; +^w^ Teem with x3 nyew :3 monstews ÚwÚ whom >w< thy upward OwO face +>_< Hath to x3 the marbled >_< mansion aww :33 abuv +xDD Nyevew presented!- >_< O, :3 a OwO woot! >_< Deaw ^w^ thanks!- +;;w;; Dwy x3 up >w< thy >_> mawwows, vinyes, ÚwÚ and plough-torn leas, +:3 Wheweof UwU ingwatefuw ^w^ man, with liquorish draughts +xDD And ÚwÚ mowsews >_< unctuous, gweases :33 his puwe UwU mind, +:33 That from >w< it aww UwU considewation swips- + +Entew APEMANTUS + +uWu Mowe man? Pwague, UwU pwague! +APEMANTUS. UwU I UwU was ^-^ diwected hithew. OwO Men wepowt +^.^ Thou dost affect x3 my ^w^ mannyews ÚwÚ and dost use OwO them. +x3 TIMON. UwU 'Tis, >w< then, uWu because xDD thou dost nyot >_< keep :3 a dog, +;;w;; Whom UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu imitate. >w< Consumption catch uWu thee! +APEMANTUS. This >_> is uWu in uWu thee :3 a ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> but infected, +^-^ A poor xDD unmanwy ^-^ mewanchowy sprung +Fwom change of xDD fowtunye. Why ÚwÚ this spade, ÚwÚ this :3 pwace? +This ÚwÚ swave-wike OwO habit ÚwÚ and these :33 wooks of >_> cawe? +x3 Thy uWu fwattewews yet ^-^ weaw siwk, ÚwÚ dwink wine, >_< wie OwO soft, +>_> Hug uWu theiw OwO diseas'd pewfumes, ÚwÚ and uWu have fowgot +:33 That OwO evew OwO Timon uWu was. Shame nyot these :33 woods +^-^ By ^.^ putting on x3 the x3 cunnying of :3 a carper. +^w^ Be xDD thou :3 a fwattewew now, ÚwÚ and >_> seek to x3 thwive +^-^ By :3 that which >_> has ÚwÚ undonye >_< thee: ^-^ hinge >w< thy OwO knyee, +xDD And wet :33 his xDD vewy UwU bweath ÚwÚ whom thou'lt uWu obsewve +Blow x3 off >w< thy ^.^ cap; praise :33 his UwU most ^.^ vicious :33 stwain, +xDD And caww >w< it excellent. ^.^ Thou >w< wast told ^.^ thus; +^.^ Thou >w< gav'st ^.^ thinye ;;w;; eaws, ^.^ wike tapstews :3 that ;;w;; bade ;;w;; wewcome, +;;w;; To knyaves ÚwÚ and aww approachers. 'Tis UwU most >w< just +:33 That xDD thou turn ^-^ wascaw; >w< hadst xDD thou weawth again +^-^ Wascaws >_> shouwd xDD have't. Do nyot assume x3 my :3 wikenyess. +x3 TIMON. ^.^ Wewe UwU I ^.^ wike ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; I'd ^-^ thwow OwO away :3 mysewf. +APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ;;w;; cast OwO away ;;w;; thysewf, ^.^ being ^.^ wike xDD thysewf; +^-^ A ÚwÚ madman UwU so long, nyow :3 a xDD foow. What, think'st +:33 That x3 the bleak air, >w< thy boisterous :3 chambewwain, +Will put >w< thy shirt on x3 wawm? Will these moist trees, +:33 That uWu have outwiv'd x3 the :33 eagwe, page >w< thy heels +xDD And UwU skip when xDD thou >_< point'st out? Will x3 the UwU cowd ÚwÚ bwook, +^-^ Candied with ice, caudle >w< thy mownying >_> taste +;;w;; To >w< cuwe >w< thy ^w^ o'ewnyight's suwfeit? ;;w;; Caww x3 the ^-^ cweatuwes +>_< Whose nyaked natures ^w^ wive uWu in aww x3 the x3 spite +Of wreakful ^.^ heaven, x3 whose OwO bawe unhoused trunks, +;;w;; To x3 the conflicting ÚwÚ ewements expos'd, +Answer mere ^-^ nyatuwe- bid them flatter thee. +>_< O, xDD thou shalt >_> find- +x3 TIMON. ^-^ A >w< foow of thee. x3 Depawt. +APEMANTUS. UwU I wuv uWu thee xDD bettew nyow than ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ^.^ did. +x3 TIMON. UwU I ^-^ hate uWu thee x3 wowse. +APEMANTUS. xDD Why? +x3 TIMON. ^.^ Thou uWu fwattew'st OwO misewy. +APEMANTUS. UwU I flatter >_> nyot, >_> but >_> say xDD thou awt :3 a x3 caitiff. +x3 TIMON. Why dost xDD thou >_> seek ;;w;; me out? +APEMANTUS. ;;w;; To ^-^ vex thee. +x3 TIMON. Always :3 a >_> viwwain's ^.^ office ow :3 a >_< foow's. +uWu Dost uWu pwease >w< thysewf in't? +APEMANTUS. uWu Ay. +x3 TIMON. What, :3 a x3 knyave xDD too? +APEMANTUS. ;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst put ÚwÚ this ;;w;; souw-cowd OwO habit on +;;w;; To ^-^ castigate >w< thy pride, >w< 'twewe well; >_> but xDD thou +uWu Dost >w< it enforcedly. >_> Thou'dst couwtiew be again +:33 Wewt xDD thou nyot x3 beggaw. :3 Wiwwing misery +:3 Outwives incewtain pomp, >_> is cwown'd befowe. +uWu The one >_> is filling still, >_< nyevew ;;w;; compwete; +uWu The ÚwÚ othew, uWu at xDD high ^w^ wish. UwU Best state, contentwess, +>_< Hath :3 a distracted ÚwÚ and UwU most wwetched x3 being, +Wowse than x3 the ^.^ wowst, OwO content. +^.^ Thou ^-^ shouwd'st ^.^ desiwe to >_> die, ^.^ being >w< misewabwe. +x3 TIMON. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by :33 his UwU bweath :3 that >_> is ^.^ mowe >w< misewabwe. +^.^ Thou awt :3 a ;;w;; swave ÚwÚ whom Fowtunye's xDD tendew awm +With ^.^ favouw >_< nyevew ^w^ cwasp'd, >_> but bwed :3 a :33 dog. +UwU Hadst UwU thou, ^.^ wike >_> us from UwU ouw xDD fiwst >_> swath, >_< pwoceeded +uWu The x3 sweet >_> degwees :3 that ÚwÚ this bwief wowwd affowds +;;w;; To xDD such >_< as OwO may x3 the OwO passive drugs of >w< it +Freely >_> command, xDD thou wouldst uWu have >w< pwung'd >w< thysewf +^w^ In general :33 wiot, mewted down >w< thy :33 youth +^w^ In different beds of x3 wust, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew weawn'd +uWu The >_< icy precepts of wespect, >_> but fowwowed +uWu The >_> sug'wed game >w< befowe thee. OwO But myself, +Who xDD had x3 the wowwd >_< as x3 my >_> confectionyawy; +uWu The ^w^ mouths, x3 the tongues, x3 the ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and heawts of ;;w;; men +At >_< duty, ^.^ mowe than UwU I couwd fwame :3 empwoyment; +:33 That numberless ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me stuck, >_< as >w< weaves +Do on x3 the ÚwÚ oak, uWu have with one winter's bwush +Feww from uWu theiw :3 boughs, ÚwÚ and left ;;w;; me open, OwO bawe +For every x3 stowm :3 that >w< bwows- UwU I to UwU beaw uWu this, +:33 That >_< nyevew UwU knyew >_> but better, >_> is x3 some buwden. +x3 Thy ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu did ^.^ commence uWu in x3 suffewance; time +>_< Hath UwU made uWu thee x3 hawd ÚwÚ in't. Why shouwdst xDD thou ^-^ hate men? +^-^ They >_< nyevew flatter'd thee. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou ^-^ given? +;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt cuwse, >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, :3 that poor rag, +:3 Must be >w< thy ;;w;; subject; who, uWu in xDD spite, put ^w^ stuff +;;w;; To x3 some she-beggar ÚwÚ and OwO compounded uWu thee +OwO Poow ;;w;; wogue hereditary. Hence, be ;;w;; gonye. +;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst nyot :33 been bown x3 the worst of men, +^.^ Thou >w< hadst :33 been :3 a x3 knyave ÚwÚ and flatterer. +APEMANTUS. Awt xDD thou OwO pwoud :33 yet? +x3 TIMON. Ay, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot thee. +APEMANTUS. I, :3 that UwU I UwU was +No uWu pwodigaw. +x3 TIMON. I, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am one now. +^.^ Wewe aww x3 the weawth UwU I uWu have shut x3 up uWu in ÚwÚ thee, +;;w;; I'd UwU give uWu thee OwO weave to ^w^ hang :3 it. >_< Get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. +:33 That x3 the whole >w< wife of ^.^ Athens :3 wewe uWu in x3 this! +^-^ Thus ^.^ wouwd UwU I eat :3 it. OwO [Eating :3 a root] +APEMANTUS. Here! UwU I xDD wiww mend >w< thy x3 feast. +>w< [Offewing ^.^ him food] +x3 TIMON. First mend x3 my ^w^ company: OwO take OwO away thysewf. +APEMANTUS. ^w^ So UwU I UwU shaww mend >_< minye UwU own ^.^ by x3 th' ^.^ wack of ÚwÚ thinye. +x3 TIMON. 'Tis nyot weww mended so; >w< it >_> is >_> but >_> botch'd. +;;w;; If >_> nyot, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it were. +APEMANTUS. >_> What wouldst xDD thou uWu have to Athens? +x3 TIMON. uWu Thee uWu thithew uWu in :3 a ^-^ whiwwwind. ;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt, +Teww them there UwU I uWu have x3 gowd; look, UwU so UwU I :3 have. +APEMANTUS. :3 Hewe >_> is nyo use fow ;;w;; gowd. +x3 TIMON. uWu The best ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twuest; +For OwO hewe >w< it sweeps ÚwÚ and does nyo hired harm. +APEMANTUS. Whewe wiest :3 a nyights, :3 Timon? +x3 TIMON. ;;w;; Undew ^w^ that's :33 abuv x3 me. +Whewe ÚwÚ feed'st xDD thou :3 a uWu days, ^w^ Apemantus? +APEMANTUS. Whewe x3 my :33 stomach. ÚwÚ finds :3 meat; ow UwU wathew, :3 whewe UwU I eat :3 it. +x3 TIMON. Wouwd x3 poison :3 wewe obedient, ÚwÚ and UwU knyew x3 my ÚwÚ mind! +APEMANTUS. Whewe wouldst xDD thou >_> send :33 it? +x3 TIMON. ;;w;; To UwU sauce >w< thy ÚwÚ dishes. +APEMANTUS. uWu The ;;w;; middwe of humanyity xDD thou >_< nyevew >_< knyewest, >_> but x3 the +extremity of both >_< ends. x3 When xDD thou >w< wast uWu in >w< thy gilt ÚwÚ and >w< thy +perfume, ;;w;; they mock'd uWu thee fow ^w^ too much curiosity; uWu in >w< thy rags +xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st nyonye, >_> but awt :33 despis'd fow x3 the ^.^ contwawy. >_> Thewe's :3 a +medwaw fow ÚwÚ thee; eat :3 it. +x3 TIMON. On >_> what UwU I ^-^ hate UwU I >w< feed not. +APEMANTUS. uWu Dost ^-^ hate :3 a medwaw? +x3 TIMON. Ay, ^w^ though >w< it wook ^.^ wike thee. +APEMANTUS. ^-^ An x3 th' >w< hadst hated medwaws >w< soonyew, xDD thou shouwdst uWu have +xDD wuvd >w< thysewf xDD bettew now. >_> What x3 man :33 didst xDD thou OwO evew ^.^ knyow >w< unthwift +:3 that UwU was beloved ÚwÚ aftew :33 his :3 means? +x3 TIMON. UwU Who, ^-^ without UwU those means xDD thou >_> tawk'st :33 of, :33 didst xDD thou OwO evew +^.^ knyow bewov'd? +APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Mysewf. +x3 TIMON. UwU I understand >_< thee: xDD thou >w< hadst x3 some means to >_< keep :3 a :33 dog. +APEMANTUS. >_> What ^.^ things uWu in x3 the wowwd ;;w;; canst xDD thou ÚwÚ nyeawest compare to >w< thy UwU fwattewews? -UwU TIMON. xDD Women ^-^ nyeawest; uWu but ^-^ men, x3 men awe OwO the >w< things :3 themsewves. What -wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do with OwO the UwU wowwd, uWu Apemantus, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu way in >w< thy ->_> powew? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< Give ^.^ it OwO the ;;w;; beasts, ^-^ to >w< be x3 wid >_> of OwO the ^-^ men. -UwU TIMON. Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have thyself ^-^ faww in OwO the x3 confusion >_> of ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and ->_< wemain :3 a beast with OwO the x3 beasts? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< Ay, OwO Timon. -UwU TIMON. OwO A >_> beastwy ^-^ ambition, ;;w;; which OwO the UwU gods gwant ÚwÚ thee x3 t' attain to! ->w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the ;;w;; wion, OwO the :3 fox would beguiwe thee; ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt -OwO the ^w^ wamb, OwO the :3 fox would xDD eat thee; ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the ÚwÚ fox, OwO the x3 wion -would :3 suspect ^.^ thee, xDD when, peradventure, :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^w^ accus'd uWu by OwO the -ass. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the ass, >w< thy ;;w;; duwnyess would >_> towment thee; ÚwÚ and -still :3 thou wiv'dst uWu but as :3 a ^-^ bweakfast ^-^ to OwO the :33 wowf. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt -OwO the wowf, >w< thy gweedinyess would affwict ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft :3 thou -shouldst ;;w;; hazawd >w< thy life uWu fow >w< thy uWu dinnyew. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the :33 unyicown, -uWu pwide ÚwÚ and ^w^ wwath would xDD confound ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make UwU thinye >_> own uWu sewf OwO the -:3 conquest >_> of >w< thy fury. OwO Wewt :3 thou ^-^ beaw, :3 thou wouldst >w< be xDD kiww'd uWu by -OwO the x3 howse; ^w^ wewt :3 thou :3 a OwO howse, :3 thou wouldst >w< be >w< seiz'd uWu by OwO the -weopawd; ^w^ wewt :3 thou :3 a ^.^ weopawd, :3 thou ^w^ wewt ;;w;; gewman ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wion, ÚwÚ and -OwO the >_< spots >_> of >w< thy UwU kindwed ;;w;; wewe UwU juwows uWu on >w< thy wife. ^-^ Aww >w< thy >_> safety -;;w;; wewe remotion, ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 defence x3 absence. What beast uWu couwdst :3 thou ->w< be UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a OwO beast? And what beast art :3 thou -uWu awweady, UwU that >w< seest ^.^ nyot >w< thy woss in transformation! -;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< If :3 thou uWu couwdst >w< pwease me with ;;w;; speaking ^-^ to uWu me, :3 thou -x3 mightst ^.^ have :3 hit x3 upon ^.^ it here. The commonweawth >_> of :33 Athens :3 is -ÚwÚ become :3 a fowest >_> of beasts. -UwU TIMON. OwO How >_> has OwO the ;;w;; ass x3 bwoke OwO the waww, UwU that :3 thou art >_< out >_> of OwO the -xDD city? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Yondew comes :3 a :3 poet ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ paintew. The pwague >_> of >_> company -^.^ wight x3 upon thee! I uWu wiww ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to catch it, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give way. When I -xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ewse ^-^ to uWu do, I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee again. -UwU TIMON. When there :3 is nyothing :3 wiving uWu but ^.^ thee, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be -welcome. I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a beggar's ^.^ dog than Apemantus. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou art OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of >w< aww OwO the fools >_> awive. -UwU TIMON. Wouwd :3 thou ^w^ wewt cwean enough ^-^ to UwU spit x3 upon! -;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO A pwague uWu on thee! :3 thou art xDD too OwO bad ^-^ to curse. -UwU TIMON. ^-^ Aww >_< viwwains UwU that ^-^ do ^.^ stand uWu by ÚwÚ thee awe >_> puwe. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thewe :3 is nyo leprosy uWu but what :3 thou ^-^ speak'st. -UwU TIMON. >w< If I name thee. -I'll beat ^w^ thee- uWu but I shouwd ^.^ infect my hands. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. I would my :33 tongue :33 couwd ÚwÚ wot them >_< off! -UwU TIMON. Away, :3 thou xDD issue >_> of :3 a xDD mangy xDD dog! -OwO Chowew OwO does :33 kiww me UwU that :3 thou art x3 awive; -I :33 swoon ^-^ to UwU see thee. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd :3 thou wouldst ÚwÚ buwst! -UwU TIMON. Away, -Thou >w< tedious wogue! I x3 am >_< sowwy I uWu shaww wose -OwO A stonye uWu by thee. [Thwows :3 a stonye at xDD him] -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Beast! -UwU TIMON. ^.^ Swave! -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Toad! -UwU TIMON. ^.^ Wogue, wogue, wogue! -I x3 am uWu sick >_> of :3 this false UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww love UwU nyought -But x3 even OwO the mere ^-^ nyecessities ÚwÚ upon't. ->_> Then, >_< Timon, ÚwÚ pwesentwy :33 pwepawe >w< thy grave; -Wie xDD whewe OwO the ^.^ wight foam >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ may beat -x3 Thy x3 gwavestonye daiwy; ^-^ make UwU thinye OwO epitaph, -:33 That death in me at >_> othews' ;;w;; wives ^-^ may laugh. -[Looks at OwO the uWu gowd] :3 O :3 thou ^w^ sweet >_< king-kiwwew, ÚwÚ and dear divorce -'Twixt :3 nyatuwaw :3 son ÚwÚ and ^w^ siwe! :3 thou UwU bwight ^.^ defiwew -x3 Of >_> Hymen's puwest bed! :3 thou ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ Maws! -Thou >w< evew young, fresh, ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and delicate wooew, -uWu Whose x3 bwush doth ^-^ thaw OwO the consecrated snyow -:33 That :3 wies uWu on ^w^ Dian's wap! :3 thou visibwe god, -:33 That ;;w;; sowd'west :33 cwose impossibilities, -And ;;w;; mak'st them :3 kiss! UwU that OwO speak'st with every :33 tongue -ÚwÚ To every puwpose! :3 O :3 thou ^.^ touch >_> of heawts! -:33 Think >w< thy ^w^ swave man >_< webews, ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< thy :3 viwtue -ÚwÚ Set them OwO into uWu confounding :3 odds, UwU that ^.^ beasts -May ^.^ have OwO the x3 wowwd in ^-^ empiwe! -;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd 'twere so! -But ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww I x3 am UwU dead. I'll uWu say th' x3 hast >w< gowd. -Thou xDD wiwt >w< be x3 thwong'd ^-^ to >w< showtwy. -UwU TIMON. uWu Thwong'd UwU to? -;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay. -UwU TIMON. x3 Thy ^w^ back, I :33 pwithee. -;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and love >w< thy xDD misewy! -UwU TIMON. Wong live so, ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< die! xDD [Exit ;;w;; APEMANTUS] I x3 am quit. Mowe ->w< things >_< wike ^.^ men? xDD Eat, >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^w^ abhow ^.^ them. - -x3 Entew OwO the BANDITTI - -OwO FIWST BANDIT. :3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he ^.^ have :3 this UwU gowd? ^w^ It :3 is >w< some UwU poow -fwagment, >w< some x3 swendew owt >_> of his >_> wemaindew. The mere UwU want >_> of -gold ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD fawwing-fwom >_> of his fwiends :33 dwuv him OwO into :3 this -mewanchowy. -x3 SECOND BANDIT. ^w^ It :3 is nyois'd ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a mass >_> of >w< tweasuwe. -uWu THIWD BANDIT. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ make OwO the >w< assay x3 upon him; ^-^ if ^.^ he cawe ^.^ nyot UwU fow't, -^.^ he uWu wiww :3 suppwy OwO us easiwy; ^-^ if ^.^ he covetously ;;w;; wesewve it, how ->w< shaww's >_< get it? -x3 SECOND BANDIT. True; uWu fow ^.^ he uWu beaws ^.^ it ^.^ nyot about >_> him. ^.^ 'Tis xDD hid. -OwO FIWST BANDIT. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this x3 he? -BANDITTI. ^-^ Whewe? -x3 SECOND BANDIT. ^.^ 'Tis his OwO descwiption. -uWu THIWD BANDIT. x3 He; I xDD knyow >_> him. -BANDITTI. ÚwÚ Save ^.^ thee, ^-^ Timon! -UwU TIMON. Nyow, ^.^ thieves? -BANDITTI. ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^.^ nyot ^w^ thieves. -UwU TIMON. Both UwU too, ÚwÚ and women's :33 sons. -BANDITTI. We awe ^.^ nyot thieves, uWu but x3 men UwU that >w< much ^-^ do :3 want. -UwU TIMON. Your :3 gweatest UwU want ;;w;; is, you UwU want >w< much >_> of meat. -UwU Why shouwd you :3 want? >_< Behowd, OwO the :3 eawth ;;w;; hath xDD woots; -xDD Within :3 this UwU miwe >_< bweak :3 fowth :3 a ^-^ hundwed springs; -The >_< oaks bear :3 mast, OwO the ^-^ bwiaws uWu scawwet >_> hips; -The >w< bounteous housewife :3 Nyatuwe uWu on OwO each :3 bush -ÚwÚ Ways xDD hew :33 fuww UwU mess before you. ^w^ Want! UwU Why :3 want? -OwO FIWST BANDIT. We cannyot live uWu on ^.^ gwass, uWu on berries, ^w^ watew, -UwU As ^.^ beasts ÚwÚ and :33 biwds ÚwÚ and ^.^ fishes. -UwU TIMON. Nyow uWu on OwO the ^.^ beasts themsewves, OwO the biwds, ÚwÚ and fishes; -You >w< must xDD eat ^-^ men. >_> Yet ^w^ thanks I >w< must you UwU con -:33 That you awe ;;w;; thieves :33 pwofess'd, UwU that you wowk ^.^ nyot -UwU In >w< howiew >_< shapes; uWu fow there :3 is :33 boundwess uWu theft -UwU In limited >w< pwofessions. Rascal thieves, -Here's >w< gowd. Go, x3 suck OwO the subtle UwU bwood o' th' ^w^ gwape -;;w;; Tiww OwO the UwU high fever :33 seethe >_> youw UwU bwood ^-^ to fwoth, -And OwO so ^w^ scape :33 hanging. OwO Twust ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 physician; -His OwO antidotes awe poison, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he slays -^-^ Moe than you :3 wob. ;;w;; Take wealth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives >_< togethew; -Do uWu viwwainy, uWu do, >_< since you uWu pwotest ^-^ to UwU do't, -;;w;; Wike ^.^ wowkmen. I'll example you with ^w^ thievewy: -The ^w^ sun's :3 a xDD thief, ÚwÚ and with his gweat attwaction -Robs OwO the UwU vast xDD sea; OwO the moon's OwO an :33 awwant xDD thief, -And xDD hew OwO pawe x3 fiwe ^.^ she snyatches ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; sun; -The ;;w;; sea's :3 a xDD thief, uWu whose :3 wiquid uWu suwge wesowves -The ^-^ moon OwO into salt teaws; OwO the >w< eawth's :3 a xDD thief, -:33 That feeds ÚwÚ and >_> bweeds uWu by :3 a uWu compostuwe stow'n -From gen'waw uWu excwement- OwO each thing's :3 a >w< thief. -The ^w^ waws, >_> youw ;;w;; cuwb ÚwÚ and whip, in theiw xDD wough power -xDD Has >_< uncheck'd >_> theft. ^-^ Wuv ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ youwsewves; ^w^ away, ->_> Wob ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. There's ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. xDD Cut xDD thwoats; -^-^ Aww UwU that you ^.^ meet awe ^w^ thieves. ÚwÚ To :33 Athens ÚwÚ go, -:33 Bweak open ^w^ shops; nyothing can you >_< steaw -But ;;w;; thieves ^-^ do wose it. >_> Steaw ^.^ nyot less uWu fow :3 this -I ^w^ give OwO you; ÚwÚ and gold xDD confound you howsoe'ew! -UwU Amen. -uWu THIWD BANDIT. xDD Has ^w^ awmost OwO chawm'd me ^-^ fwom my >_< pwofession uWu by -persuading me ^-^ to it. -OwO FIWST BANDIT. ^.^ 'Tis in OwO the ;;w;; mawice >_> of :33 mankind UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; thus ;;w;; advises ->_< us; ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO us thrive in ^-^ ouw :3 mystewy. -x3 SECOND BANDIT. I'll believe him as OwO an enemy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD uvw my -trade. -OwO FIWST BANDIT. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ fiwst UwU see xDD peace in x3 Athens. Thewe :3 is nyo UwU time OwO so -xDD misewabwe uWu but :3 a man ^-^ may >w< be true. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ THIEVES - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, ^-^ to TIMON - -x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O you x3 gods! -^-^ Is yond UwU despis'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wuinyous man my UwU wowd? ->w< Fuww >_> of UwU decay ÚwÚ and >_> faiwing? :3 O :33 monyument -And wonder >_> of good deeds evilly ÚwÚ bestow'd! -What OwO an alteration >_> of uWu honyouw -xDD Has x3 desp'wate UwU want :3 made! -What ^.^ viwew xDD thing x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth than fwiends, -OwO Who can bwing nyobwest ^w^ minds ^-^ to ÚwÚ basest ends! -OwO How ^-^ wawewy OwO does ^.^ it ^.^ meet with :3 this >w< time's x3 guise, -When man ÚwÚ was :33 wish'd ^-^ to love his enemies! ->_> Gwant I ^-^ may >w< evew love, ÚwÚ and wathew ^w^ woo -Those UwU that would mischief me than x3 those UwU that >w< do! -xDD Has >_> caught me in his eye; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesent -UwU My >w< honyest >w< gwief x3 unto ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and as my lord -OwO Stiww sewve him with my wife. UwU My ;;w;; deawest >w< mastew! -UwU TIMON. xDD Away! What art thou? -x3 FWAVIUS. >_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot uWu me, sir? -UwU TIMON. UwU Why OwO dost ÚwÚ ask ÚwÚ that? I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot >w< aww ^w^ men; ->_> Then, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< gwant'st th'art :3 a man, I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot thee. -x3 FWAVIUS. An >w< honyest UwU poow ^-^ sewvant >_> of ^w^ youws. -UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Then I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not. -I never xDD had >w< honyest man about uWu me, :3 I. -^-^ Aww I ^-^ kept ;;w;; wewe knaves, ^-^ to sewve in meat ^-^ to ^.^ viwwains. -x3 FWAVIUS. The UwU gods awe ;;w;; witnyess, -;;w;; Nyev'w >_> did UwU poow ^.^ stewawd wear :3 a twuew >w< gwief ->_< Fow his undonye lord than >_< minye eyes uWu fow you. -UwU TIMON. >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou xDD weep? Come ^.^ nyeawew. ;;w;; Then I love ÚwÚ thee -xDD Because :3 thou art :3 a ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ discwaim'st -Fwinty >_> mankind, uWu whose eyes ^-^ do never ^w^ give -But thowough wust ÚwÚ and ^-^ waughtew. Pity's ^w^ sweeping. -Strange times, UwU that weep with laughing, ^.^ nyot with ^w^ weeping! -x3 FWAVIUS. I UwU beg >_> of you ^-^ to xDD knyow uWu me, good my lord, -^.^ T' accept my gwief, ÚwÚ and UwU whiwst :3 this UwU poow wealth ^-^ wasts -ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain me as >_> youw ^.^ stewawd ^.^ stiww. -UwU TIMON. Had I :3 a ^.^ stewawd -^w^ So true, OwO so UwU just, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO so comfortable? -^w^ It ^w^ awmost ;;w;; tuwns my dangewous ^-^ nyatuwe xDD miwd. ->_> Wet me >w< behowd >w< thy face. :33 Suwewy, :3 this man ->_> Was :3 bown >_> of OwO woman. -uWu Fowgive my ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ and OwO exceptwess :33 washnyess, -You perpetual-sober x3 gods! I ^-^ do :3 pwocwaim ->_< Onye >w< honyest :3 man- >_> mistake me ;;w;; nyot, uWu but UwU onye; -:3 Nyo :3 mowe, I >w< pway- ÚwÚ and :33 he's :3 a ^w^ stewawd. -OwO How fain would I ^.^ have hated >w< aww x3 mankind! -And :3 thou redeem'st thysewf. But aww, :33 save ^.^ thee, -I feww with curses. -x3 Methinks :3 thou art ^-^ mowe >w< honyest :3 nyow than x3 wise; ->_< Fow uWu by ÚwÚ oppwessing ÚwÚ and betraying me -Thou x3 mightst ^.^ have sooner ^w^ got another ^-^ sewvice; ->_< Fow many OwO so ^-^ awwive at uWu second ;;w;; mastews -:3 Upon theiw ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; wowd's ÚwÚ nyeck. But tell me true, ->_< Fow I >w< must >w< evew x3 doubt >w< though :33 nye'ew OwO so ;;w;; suwe, -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_> kindnyess subtle, covetous, ->w< If ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 usuwing >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ and as rich x3 men ^-^ deaw ÚwÚ gifts, -^.^ Expecting in xDD wetuwn twenty uWu fow ÚwÚ onye? -x3 FWAVIUS. No, my UwU most >w< wowthy :3 mastew, in uWu whose uWu bweast -Doubt ÚwÚ and suspect, alas, awe ^.^ pwac'd xDD too uWu wate! -You shouwd ^.^ have >_< feaw'd false xDD times when you >_> did feast: -ÚwÚ Suspect still comes xDD whewe OwO an ^-^ estate :3 is >w< weast. -:33 That ;;w;; which I show, >w< heaven knows, :3 is mewewy love, -^w^ Duty, ÚwÚ and :3 zeaw, ^-^ to >_> youw UwU unmatched UwU mind, -Cawe >_> of >_> youw >_< food ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wiving; ÚwÚ and believe it, -UwU My UwU most UwU honyouw'd lord, ->_< Fow ^-^ any benefit UwU that OwO points ^-^ to uWu me, -x3 Eithew in >w< hope ^w^ ow >w< pwesent, :3 I'd exchange ->_< Fow :3 this ^-^ onye OwO wish, UwU that you xDD had power ÚwÚ and wealth -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wequite me uWu by :33 making rich OwO youwsewf. -UwU TIMON. Wook ^.^ thee, 'tis so! Thou :33 singwy >w< honyest man, -Here, take. The >_< gods, >_< out >_> of my misery, ->_< Have x3 sent ÚwÚ thee >w< tweasuwe. Go, live rich ÚwÚ and happy, -But ;;w;; thus UwU condition'd; :3 thou ^-^ shawt build ^-^ fwom ^w^ men; -;;w;; Hate aww, ^w^ cuwse aww, show charity ^-^ to x3 nyonye, -But let OwO the famish'd ^.^ fwesh slide ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ bonye -Ewe :3 thou relieve OwO the :3 beggaw. >w< Give ^-^ to ;;w;; dogs -What :3 thou deniest ^-^ to ^w^ men; let ;;w;; pwisons swawwow >w< 'em, ->_> Debts >_< withew >w< 'em ^-^ to nothing. Be x3 men >_< wike OwO bwasted woods, -And ^-^ may ÚwÚ diseases OwO wick OwO up theiw false bloods! -And so, faweweww ÚwÚ and x3 thwive. -x3 FWAVIUS. :33 O, let me stay -And comfort you, my mastew. -UwU TIMON. >w< If :3 thou UwU hat'st ^.^ cuwses, -uWu Stay not; UwU fwy UwU whiwst :3 thou art bwest ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. -:33 Nye'ew UwU see :3 thou man, ÚwÚ and let me :33 nye'ew UwU see thee. ->_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The OwO woods. Before TIMON's ÚwÚ cave - -x3 Entew ^.^ POET ÚwÚ and >_> PAINTEW - -:3 PAINTEW. UwU As I took ^-^ nyote >_> of OwO the place, ^.^ it cannyot >w< be :3 faw xDD whewe ^.^ he -:3 abides. -UwU POET. ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought >_> of OwO him? uWu Does OwO the wumouw howd uWu fow OwO twue UwU that :33 he's -OwO so :33 fuww >_> of UwU gowd? -:3 PAINTEW. :33 Cewtain. Awcibiades reports xDD it; Phwynyia ÚwÚ and >_> Timandwa xDD had -gold >_> of >_> him. ÚwÚ He wikewise :33 enwich'd UwU poow stwaggwing xDD sowdiews with -gweat >_> quantity. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said ^.^ he >_> gave x3 unto his ^.^ stewawd :3 a :3 mighty ^.^ sum. -UwU POET. ;;w;; Then :3 this breaking >_> of his >_> has >_< been uWu but :3 a twy uWu fow his uWu fwiends? -:3 PAINTEW. Nyothing >w< ewse. You uWu shaww UwU see him :3 a pawm in :33 Athens uWu again, -ÚwÚ and flourish with OwO the uWu highest. OwO Thewefowe 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss ^-^ we >w< tendew -^-^ ouw loves ^-^ to him in :3 this suppos'd >_> distwess >_> of his; ^.^ it uWu wiww show -^-^ honyestwy in >w< us, ÚwÚ and :3 is vewy :33 wikewy ^-^ to woad ^-^ ouw >w< puwposes with what -uWu they UwU twavaiw for, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ just ÚwÚ and OwO twue wepowt UwU that :33 goes >_> of his ->w< having. -UwU POET. What ^.^ have you :3 nyow ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent x3 unto OwO him? -:3 PAINTEW. Nyothing at :3 this UwU time uWu but my OwO visitation; only I uWu wiww -pwomise him OwO an excellent piece. -UwU POET. I >w< must sewve him OwO so UwU too, tell him >_> of OwO an ^.^ intent that's UwU coming -towawd >_> him. -:3 PAINTEW. Good as OwO the >_> best. Promising :3 is OwO the vewy ÚwÚ aiw o' th' time; -^.^ it opens OwO the eyes >_> of ^.^ expectation. xDD Pewfowmance :3 is >w< evew OwO the >_< duwwew -uWu fow his ^-^ act, ÚwÚ and uWu but in OwO the :33 pwainyew ÚwÚ and :3 simpwew >w< kind >_> of ^w^ peopwe -OwO the deed >_> of ^.^ saying :3 is ^-^ quite >_< out >_> of use. ÚwÚ To pwomise :3 is UwU most ->_> couwtwy ÚwÚ and fashionable; pewfowmance :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of uWu wiww ^w^ ow ->_< testament ;;w;; which :33 awgues :3 a gweat sicknyess in his ÚwÚ judgment UwU that -makes it. - -x3 Entew TIMON ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ cave - -UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] Excellent workman! Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot x3 paint :3 a man OwO so OwO bad -as :3 is thysewf. -UwU POET. I x3 am >w< thinking what I uWu shaww uWu say I ^.^ have provided uWu fow >_> him. ^w^ It ->w< must >w< be :3 a >_< pewsonyating >_> of ;;w;; himsewf; :3 a ^-^ satiwe x3 against OwO the xDD softnyess ->_> of x3 pwospewity, with :3 a discovery >_> of OwO the >_< infinyite fwattewies UwU that -follow xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> opuwency. -UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] Must :3 thou ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ stand uWu fow :3 a villain in UwU thinye >_> own -wowk? uWu Wiwt :3 thou x3 whip UwU thinye >_> own faults in uWu othew ^.^ men? Do so, I ^.^ have -gold uWu fow thee. -UwU POET. ;;w;; Nyay, wet's >w< seek him; -;;w;; Then ^-^ do ^-^ we xDD sin x3 against ^-^ ouw >_> own ^-^ estate -When ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< pwofit ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and come xDD too late. -:3 PAINTEW. True; -When OwO the :3 day serves, before bwack-cownyew'd night, -Find what :3 thou :33 want'st uWu by free ÚwÚ and ^.^ offew'd >_> wight. -x3 Come. -UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] I'll ^.^ meet you at OwO the OwO tuwn. What :3 a >w< god's ^.^ gowd, -:33 That ^.^ he :3 is >w< wowshipp'd in :3 a baser :33 tempwe ->w< Than xDD whewe ^w^ swinye feed! -^.^ 'Tis :3 thou UwU that x3 wig'st OwO the bark ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwough'st OwO the UwU foam, -Settwest admired uWu wevewence in :3 a >w< swave. -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee >w< be ^-^ wowship! ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< saints uWu fow :3 aye -Be xDD cwown'd with UwU pwagues, UwU that ÚwÚ thee :3 awonye ^-^ obey! -OwO Fit I ^.^ meet ^.^ them. [Advancing ^-^ fwom his >_< cave] -UwU POET. Hail, >w< wowthy ^-^ Timon! -:3 PAINTEW. Our ^.^ wate x3 nyobwe >w< mastew! -UwU TIMON. >_< Have I UwU once uWu wiv'd ^-^ to UwU see two >w< honyest ^.^ men? -UwU POET. >_> Siw, -Having >_< often >_> of >_> youw open bounty :3 tasted, -^w^ Heawing you ;;w;; wewe retir'd, >_> youw fwiends OwO faww'n OwO off, -uWu Whose x3 thankwess nyatuwes- :3 O abhowwed spiwits!- -:3 Nyot >w< aww OwO the :3 whips >_> of >w< heaven awe uWu wawge x3 enyough- ->_< What! ^-^ to you, -uWu Whose x3 staw-wike ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> gave life ÚwÚ and influence -ÚwÚ To theiw xDD whowe uWu being! I x3 am ^.^ wapt, ÚwÚ and cannyot cuvw -The monstrous ÚwÚ buwk >_> of :3 this ingratitude -x3 With ^-^ any UwU size >_> of wowds. -UwU TIMON. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< go naked: x3 men ^-^ may >_> see't OwO the ^w^ bettew. -You UwU that awe ^w^ honyest, uWu by being what you awe, -UwU Make them :33 best uWu seen ÚwÚ and known. -:3 PAINTEW. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ->_< Have travail'd in OwO the gweat >_< show'w >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ gifts, -And OwO sweetwy ;;w;; fewt it. -UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, you awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. -:3 PAINTEW. We awe UwU hithew come ^-^ to :3 offew you ^-^ ouw uWu sewvice. -UwU TIMON. uWu Most >w< honyest >_< men! ÚwÚ Why, how uWu shaww I ÚwÚ wequite you? -^w^ Can you xDD eat ^w^ woots, ÚwÚ and dwink x3 cowd >_> watew- ;;w;; Nyo? -uWu BOTH. What ^-^ we can uWu do, ^w^ we'ww uWu do, ^-^ to ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. -UwU TIMON. Y'awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. :33 Y'have heard UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; gowd; -I x3 am ^w^ suwe you have. ^w^ Speak OwO twuth; >_< y'awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. -:3 PAINTEW. ^w^ So ^.^ it :3 is said, my x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; uWu but OwO thewefowe -Came ^.^ nyot my fwiend :3 nyow :3 I. -UwU TIMON. Good >w< honyest >_< men! Thou >w< dwaw'st :3 a >w< countewfeit -:33 Best in >w< aww x3 Athens. xDD Th'awt >_< indeed OwO the best; -Thou >_> countewfeit'st UwU most lively. -:3 PAINTEW. UwU So, so, my :33 wowd. -UwU TIMON. uWu E'en so, ;;w;; siw, as I >w< say. uWu [To ÚwÚ To POET] And uWu fow >w< thy ^-^ fiction, -ÚwÚ Why, >w< thy ^w^ vewse swells with stuff OwO so fine ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ smooth -:33 That :3 thou art x3 even :3 nyatuwaw in UwU thinye awt. -But uWu fow >w< aww this, my honest-natur'd fwiends, -I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu say you ^.^ have :3 a wittwe fault. -x3 Mawwy, 'tis ^.^ nyot monstrous in OwO you; neither ^w^ wish I -You UwU take >w< much x3 pains ^-^ to >_> mend. -uWu BOTH. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw uWu honyouw -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -UwU TIMON. You'll UwU take ^.^ it ill. -uWu BOTH. uWu Most thankfully, my :33 wowd. -UwU TIMON. uWu Wiww you ^.^ indeed? -uWu BOTH. Doubt ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, >w< wowthy :33 wowd. -UwU TIMON. There's never :3 a ^-^ onye >_> of you uWu but uWu twusts :3 a ^.^ knyave -:33 That ^w^ mightiwy deceives you. -uWu BOTH. Do >_> we, my UwU wowd? -UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and you hear him OwO cog, UwU see him ^w^ dissembwe, -xDD Knyow his :3 gwoss ;;w;; patchewy, love ^w^ him, :33 feed ^w^ him, -Keep in >_> youw bosom; ÚwÚ yet >_< wemain assur'd -:33 That :33 he's :3 a >w< made-up :3 viwwain. -:3 PAINTEW. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot :33 such, my :33 wowd. -UwU POET. Nyow :3 I. -UwU TIMON. Wook you, I love you ;;w;; weww; I'll ^w^ give you ^.^ gowd, -UwU Wid me ^.^ these >_< viwwains ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^-^ companyies. ->w< Hang them ^w^ ow :33 stab ;;w;; them, drown them in :3 a draught, -uWu Confound them uWu by >w< some ^.^ couwse, ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to uWu me, -I'll ^w^ give you gold ^w^ enyough. -uWu BOTH. >w< Nyame ;;w;; them, my ^w^ wowd; wet's xDD knyow ^.^ them. -UwU TIMON. You UwU that >_< way, ÚwÚ and you this- uWu but two in xDD company; ->_> Each man apawt, >w< aww >w< singwe ÚwÚ and xDD awonye, ->_> Yet OwO an OwO awch-viwwain >_< keeps him :33 company. -uWu [To OwO the ^w^ PAINTEW] ^.^ If, xDD whewe :3 thou :3 awt, two ^w^ viwwians uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, -Come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw >_> him. uWu [To OwO the POET] >w< If :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot OwO weside -But xDD whewe ^-^ onye villain ;;w;; is, then him UwU abandon.- -ÚwÚ Hence, OwO pack! :33 thewe's ;;w;; gowd; you came uWu fow ^.^ gowd, ye :33 swaves. -uWu [To OwO the ^w^ PAINTEW] You ^.^ have wowk uWu fow me; :33 thewe's payment; OwO hence! -uWu [To OwO the POET] You awe OwO an awchemist; ^-^ make gold >_> of xDD that.- -:33 Out, >w< wascaw OwO dogs! [Beats ÚwÚ and >_> dwives them :33 out] - -x3 Entew >_> FWAVIUS ÚwÚ and two SENATORS - -x3 FWAVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is vain UwU that you would speak with >w< Timon; ->_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is xDD set OwO so only ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf -:33 That nyothing uWu but ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; which looks >_< wike man -^-^ Is fwiendwy with >_> him. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_< Bwing OwO us ^-^ to his UwU cave. -^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw part ÚwÚ and pwomise ^-^ to th' Athenyians -ÚwÚ To speak with OwO Timon. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ At >w< aww xDD times alike -Men awe ^.^ nyot still OwO the same; 'twas UwU time ÚwÚ and gwiefs -:33 That x3 fwam'd him OwO thus. Time, with his ^-^ faiwew ;;w;; hand, -Offering OwO the :3 fowtunyes >_> of his fowmew OwO days, -The fowmew man ^-^ may ^-^ make >_> him. >_< Bwing OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ him, -And uWu chance ^.^ it as ^.^ it OwO may. -x3 FWAVIUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is his UwU cave. -xDD Peace ÚwÚ and ^.^ content >w< be :3 hewe! Wowd ^-^ Timon! ^-^ Timon! -Wook out, ÚwÚ and speak ^-^ to >_< fwiends. ^-^ Th' Athenyians -By two >_> of theiw UwU most OwO wevewend Senate gweet thee. -^w^ Speak ^-^ to ;;w;; them, x3 nyobwe OwO Timon. - -x3 Entew TIMON >_< out >_> of his ÚwÚ cave - -UwU TIMON. Thou >_< sun UwU that ^w^ comfowts, burn. ^w^ Speak ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! ->_< Fow OwO each OwO twue >_> wowd :3 a bwistew, ÚwÚ and OwO each false -Be as :3 a cautewizing ^-^ to OwO the >w< woot o' th' tongue, -Consuming ^.^ it with :33 speaking! -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Wowthy Timon- -UwU TIMON. x3 Of UwU nyonye uWu but such as you, ÚwÚ and you >_> of OwO Timon. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. The xDD senyatows >_> of :33 Athens gweet ^.^ thee, OwO Timon. -UwU TIMON. I :3 thank them; ÚwÚ and would ^-^ send them xDD back OwO the plague, -Could I uWu but catch ^.^ it uWu fow ^.^ them. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :33 O, ^-^ fowget -What ^-^ we awe >_< sowwy uWu fow uWu ouwsewves in thee. -The xDD senyatows with ^-^ onye consent >_> of love ->_< Entweat ÚwÚ thee xDD back ^-^ to ^-^ Athens, ^-^ who ^.^ have ^w^ thought -uWu On speciaw >w< dignyities, ;;w;; which vacant lie ->_< Fow >w< thy :33 best ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and ^-^ weawing. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ They x3 confess -Towawd ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess xDD too general, xDD gwoss; -^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the uWu pubwic body, ;;w;; which doth uWu sewdom -;;w;; Pway OwO the recanter, feeling in itsewf -OwO A wack >_> of Timon's ^-^ aid, ;;w;; hath :33 sense withaw -x3 Of ^.^ it >_> own :33 faiw, OwO westwainying aid ^-^ to >_< Timon, -And ^-^ send :3 fowth OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ make theiw sorrowed UwU wendew, -Together with :3 a ÚwÚ wecompense ^-^ mowe :3 fwuitfuw ->w< Than theiw OwO offence can ^.^ weigh ;;w;; down uWu by OwO the dram; ->w< Ay, x3 even such ÚwÚ heaps ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sums >_> of love ÚwÚ and wealth -UwU As uWu shaww ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ bwot >_< out what ^-^ wwongs ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; theiws -And wwite in ÚwÚ thee OwO the :33 figuwes >_> of theiw love, -:33 Evew ^-^ to ;;w;; wead them >w< thinye. -UwU TIMON. You :3 witch me in xDD it; -UwU Suwpwise me ^-^ to OwO the vewy UwU bwink >_> of uWu teaws. -;;w;; Wend me :3 a foow's OwO heawt ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 woman's >_> eyes, -And I'll ^.^ beweep ^.^ these ^w^ comfowts, >w< wowthy senyatows. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. OwO Thewefowe OwO so >w< pwease ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to xDD wetuwn with >w< us, -And >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ Athens, UwU thinye ÚwÚ and UwU ouws, ^-^ to UwU take -The ^.^ captainship, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be met with UwU thanks, -ÚwÚ Awwow'd with absowute :33 powew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy good name -Live with authowity. ^w^ So >_> soon ^-^ we uWu shaww ÚwÚ dwive xDD back -x3 Of Awcibiades th' >_< appwoaches wild, -Who, >_< wike :3 a ^-^ boaw xDD too ^-^ savage, doth >w< woot OwO up -His ^-^ countwy's ^-^ peace. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And xDD shakes his x3 thweat'nying >_< swowd -uWu Against OwO the >_< wawws >_> of x3 Athens. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :33 Thewefowe, Timon- -UwU TIMON. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww. OwO Thewefowe I wiww, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ thus: ->w< If Awcibiades :33 kiww my countrymen, ->_> Wet Awcibiades xDD knyow :3 this >_> of >_< Timon, -:33 That Timon >_> cawes not. But ^-^ if ^.^ he sack fair ^-^ Athens, -And UwU take ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; aged x3 men uWu by th' beawds, -UwU Giving ^-^ ouw holy :33 viwgins ^-^ to OwO the :33 stain -x3 Of ^-^ contumewious, uWu beastwy, uWu mad-bwain'd war, -;;w;; Then let him >_> knyow- ÚwÚ and tell him Timon ^-^ speaks ^.^ it -UwU In ^-^ pity >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; aged ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< youth- -I cannyot OwO choose uWu but tell him UwU that I cawe ;;w;; nyot, -And let him uWu take't at xDD wowst; uWu fow theiw :33 knyives cawe ;;w;; nyot, -OwO Whiwe you ^.^ have throats ^-^ to >w< answew. >_< Fow ÚwÚ mysewf, -There's ^.^ nyot :3 a whittle in th' xDD unwuwy ^-^ camp -But I ^-^ do UwU pwize ^.^ it at my love before -The ^-^ wevewend'st ^w^ thwoat in x3 Athens. ^w^ So I xDD weave you -ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< pwotection >_> of OwO the pwospewous >_< gods, -UwU As ;;w;; thieves ^-^ to keepers. -x3 FWAVIUS. uWu Stay ;;w;; nyot, all's in vain. -UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Why, I ÚwÚ was :33 wwiting >_> of my >_> epitaph; -^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be uWu seen >w< to-mowwow. UwU My wong sicknyess -x3 Of OwO heawth ÚwÚ and :3 wiving :3 nyow begins ^-^ to ÚwÚ mend, -And nyothing brings me >w< aww ;;w;; things. Go, live still; -Be Awcibiades >_> youw plague, you his, -And last OwO so wong enyough! -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. We speak in vain. -UwU TIMON. But ÚwÚ yet I love my xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^.^ nyot ->_< Onye UwU that rejoices in OwO the ^w^ common UwU wweck, -UwU As ^w^ common >_< bwuit doth >w< put it. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ That's ;;w;; weww spoke. -UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my :33 woving ^.^ countwymen- -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ These uWu wowds ÚwÚ become >_> youw lips as uWu they xDD pass OwO thwough -^.^ them. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And ÚwÚ entew in ^-^ ouw ears >_< wike gweat >_< twiumphews -UwU In theiw appwauding xDD gates. -UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to ;;w;; them, -And tell them UwU that, ^-^ to >_> ease them >_> of theiw ^.^ gwiefs, -Their ^-^ feaws >_> of hostile xDD stwokes, theiw aches, wosses, -Their >w< pangs >_> of love, with uWu othew >_> incident throes -:33 That nature's fragile vessel doth sustain -UwU In :3 wife's uncewtain voyage, I uWu wiww >w< some >_> kindnyess ^-^ do ^w^ them- -I'll teach them ^-^ to >w< pwevent wiwd ÚwÚ Awcibiades' :3 wwath. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. I >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD wetuwn again. -UwU TIMON. I ^.^ have :3 a xDD twee, ;;w;; which grows here in my OwO cwose, -:33 That >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; use ^-^ invites me ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut down, -And :33 showtwy >w< must I feww it. >_> Teww my fwiends, ->_> Teww ^-^ Athens, in OwO the >w< sequence >_> of degree -From UwU high ^-^ to low ^.^ thwoughout, UwU that ^.^ whoso >w< pwease -ÚwÚ To xDD stop ^-^ affwiction, let him UwU take his haste, -Come hithew, ewe my twee ;;w;; hath ;;w;; fewt OwO the ^w^ axe, -And >_> hang :3 himsewf. I pray you ^-^ do my xDD gweeting. -x3 FWAVIUS. OwO Twoubwe him nyo :33 fuwthew; ;;w;; thus you still uWu shaww find >_> him. -UwU TIMON. Come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me ÚwÚ again; uWu but uWu say ^-^ to :33 Athens -Timon ;;w;; hath :3 made his xDD evewwasting UwU mansion -:3 Upon OwO the :3 beached >_> vewge >_> of OwO the salt ^.^ fwood, -OwO Who UwU once :3 a :3 day with his >w< embossed fwoth -The turbulent uWu suwge uWu shaww xDD cuvw. Thithew xDD come, -And let my x3 gwavestonye >w< be >_> youw oracle. -:3 Wips, let ^w^ souw uWu wowds >w< go uWu by ÚwÚ and language x3 end: -What :3 is amiss, pwague ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ infection ÚwÚ mend! -xDD Gwaves only >w< be xDD men's ^w^ wowks ÚwÚ and death theiw ;;w;; gain! -;;w;; Sun, hide >w< thy beams. Timon ;;w;; hath x3 donye his OwO weign. -Exit TIMON OwO into his ÚwÚ cave -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. His ^w^ discontents awe :3 unwemovabwy -ÚwÚ Coupwed ^-^ to ^.^ nyatuwe. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Our >w< hope in him :3 is UwU dead. >_> Wet OwO us xDD wetuwn -And xDD stwain what uWu othew :3 means :3 is weft x3 unto OwO us -UwU In ^-^ ouw dear ^-^ pewiw. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ It xDD wequiwes swift foot. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :33 Athens - -x3 Entew two uWu othew SENATORS with :3 a MESSENGEW - -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Thou x3 hast painfully ;;w;; discuvw'd; awe his fiwes -UwU As :33 fuww as >w< thy wepowt? -MESSENGEW. I ^.^ have xDD spoke OwO the >w< weast. -UwU Besides, his ^-^ expedition ^w^ pwomises -Present appwoach. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. We ^.^ stand >w< much ;;w;; hazawd ^-^ if uWu they bwing ^.^ nyot OwO Timon. -MESSENGEW. I met :3 a OwO couwiew, ^-^ onye >_< minye ÚwÚ ancient OwO fwiend, -Whom, >w< though in ^w^ genyewaw part ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD oppos'd, ->_> Yet ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd love xDD had :3 a pawticuwaw force, -And :3 made OwO us speak >_< wike >_< fwiends. :3 This man ÚwÚ was riding -From Awcibiades ^-^ to Timon's ÚwÚ cave -x3 With letters >_> of uWu entweaty, ;;w;; which >w< impowted -His OwO fewwowship >w< i' th' cause x3 against >_> youw >_< city, -UwU In part uWu fow his :33 sake mov'd. - -x3 Entew OwO the uWu othew xDD SENyATOWS, ^-^ fwom TIMON - -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Hewe come ^-^ ouw OwO bwothews. -uWu THIWD ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Nyo talk >_> of >_< Timon, nyothing >_> of him ;;w;; expect. -The enyemies' uWu dwum :3 is heard, ÚwÚ and xDD feawfuw >_> scouwing -^-^ Doth uWu choke OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with OwO dust. ;;w;; In, ÚwÚ and >_> pwepawe. -x3 Ouws :3 is OwO the fall, I fear; ^-^ ouw :33 foes OwO the snyawe. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The TIMON's ^-^ cave, ÚwÚ and :3 a wude tomb uWu seen - -x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER in OwO the woods, >w< seeking TIMON - -^-^ SOWDIEW. By >w< aww ;;w;; descwiption :3 this shouwd >w< be OwO the :3 pwace. ->w< Who's hewe? xDD Speak, UwU ho! :3 Nyo OwO answew? What :3 is uWu this? -Timon :3 is OwO dead, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :33 outstwetch'd his ^.^ span. -uWu Some beast rear'd ^.^ this; here OwO does ^.^ nyot live :3 a xDD man. -uWu Dead, suwe; ÚwÚ and :3 this his ^-^ gwave. What's uWu on :3 this tomb -I cannyot OwO wead; OwO the >_< chawactew I'll UwU take with wax. -Our x3 captain ;;w;; hath in every figuwe skill, -An >w< ag'd >w< intewpwetew, >w< though x3 young in ^.^ days; -Before >_> pwoud :33 Athens :33 he's xDD set ;;w;; down uWu by this, -uWu Whose ^-^ faww OwO the mark >_> of his ambition is. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :33 Athens - -^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew AWCIBIADES with his >w< powews before :33 Athens - -uWu AWCIBIADES. Sound ^-^ to :3 this cowawd ÚwÚ and >w< wascivious ^-^ town -Our uWu tewwibwe appwoach. - -Sound :3 a :33 pawwey. The SENATORS :3 appeaw x3 upon OwO the >_< wawws - -;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow you ^.^ have gonye uWu on ÚwÚ and fill'd OwO the UwU time -x3 With >w< aww ÚwÚ wicentious >_> measuwe, :33 making >_> youw wills -The >_> scope >_> of ;;w;; justice; ÚwÚ tiww nyow, ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and such -UwU As >w< swept within OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw :33 powew, ->_< Have wandew'd with ^-^ ouw travers'd uWu awms, ÚwÚ and breath'd -Our sufferance x3 vainwy. Nyow OwO the UwU time :3 is ^w^ fwush, -When cwouching OwO mawwow, in OwO the ÚwÚ beawew ^w^ stwong, -^.^ Cwies >_> of itsewf ^.^ 'Nyo mowe!' Nyow :33 bweathwess :33 wwong -:33 Shaww ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and pant in >_> youw gweat ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of ease, -And ^-^ puwsy insowence uWu shaww >_< bweak his ^.^ wind -x3 With ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and horrid fwight. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Nyobwe ÚwÚ and young, -When >w< thy ^.^ fiwst gwiefs ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 a mere conceit, -Ewe :3 thou xDD hadst power ^w^ ow ^-^ we xDD had cause >_> of feaw, -We x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< thy ^w^ wages x3 bawm, -ÚwÚ To wipe >_< out ^-^ ouw ingratitude with loves -OwO Abuv theiw >_> quantity. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ So >_> did ^-^ we ^w^ woo -UwU Twansfowmed Timon ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 city's love -By humbwe xDD message ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO pwomis'd ^w^ means. -We ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >w< aww UwU unkind, :3 nyow >w< aww deserve -The ^w^ common OwO stwoke >_> of waw. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ These >_< wawws >_> of ^w^ ouws -Were ^.^ nyot >w< ewected uWu by theiw ^.^ hands ^-^ fwom xDD whom -You ^.^ have receiv'd >_> youw griefs; :3 nyow awe uWu they such -:33 That ^.^ these gweat tow'rs, uWu twophies, ÚwÚ and schoows, shouwd ^-^ faww ->_< Fow pwivate faults in ^.^ them. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Nyow awe uWu they :3 wiving -OwO Who ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< motives UwU that you ^.^ fiwst went ^-^ out; -xDD Shame, UwU that uWu they ^w^ wanted ^.^ cunnying, in ^-^ excess -;;w;; Hath x3 bwoke theiw ^-^ heawts. xDD Mawch, x3 nyobwe lord, -x3 Into ^-^ ouw :33 city with >w< thy bannyews spwead. -By decimation ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; tithed >_> death- ->w< If >w< thy revenges hungew uWu fow UwU that >_< food -^w^ Which ^-^ nyatuwe loathes- UwU take :3 thou OwO the xDD destin'd >_> tenth, -And uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hazawd >_> of OwO the >_> spotted die ->_> Wet die OwO the >w< spotted. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^-^ Aww ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD offended; ->_< Fow x3 those UwU that OwO wewe, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 squawe ^-^ to UwU take, -uWu On x3 those UwU that awe, OwO wevenge: ^.^ cwimes, >_< wike UwU wands, -uWu Awe ^.^ nyot inhewited. >_> Then, dear x3 countwyman, ->_< Bwing in >w< thy ranks, uWu but xDD weave ^-^ without >w< thy ;;w;; wage; -uWu Spawe >w< thy Athenyian :33 cwadwe, ÚwÚ and x3 those uWu kin ->w< Which, in OwO the :3 bwustew >_> of >w< thy wwath, >w< must ^-^ faww -x3 With x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; offended. ;;w;; Wike :3 a shephewd -:33 Appwoach OwO the ^-^ fowd ÚwÚ and cull th' ^.^ infected >w< fowth, -But :33 kiww ^.^ nyot >w< aww >w< togethew. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. What :3 thou >_< wiwt, -Thou wathew ^-^ shawt enforce ^.^ it with >w< thy >_> smiwe ->w< Than xDD hew to't with >w< thy ^w^ swowd. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Set uWu but >w< thy foot -uWu Against ^-^ ouw UwU wampiw'd ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww :33 ope, -^w^ So :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ send >w< thy gentwe OwO heawt before -ÚwÚ To uWu say ^w^ thou't ÚwÚ entew ^.^ fwiendwy. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Thwow >w< thy x3 gwuv, -Ow ^-^ any token >_> of UwU thinye uWu honyouw ewse, -:33 That :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; use OwO the wars as >w< thy redress -And ^.^ nyot as ^-^ ouw ^w^ confusion, >w< aww >w< thy >w< powews -:33 Shaww ^-^ make theiw OwO hawbouw in ^-^ ouw ^-^ town ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ->_< Have seal'd >w< thy :33 fuww desire. -uWu AWCIBIADES. ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's my glove; -:33 Descend, ÚwÚ and open >_> youw x3 unchawged powts. -Those >_> enyemies >_> of Timon's ÚwÚ and >_< minye own, -x3 Whom you youwsewves uWu shaww xDD set >_< out uWu fow reproof, -xDD Faww, ÚwÚ and nyo more. And, ^-^ to >_> atonye >_> youw ^-^ feaws -x3 With my ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe :33 meanying, ^.^ nyot :3 a man -:33 Shaww xDD pass his ÚwÚ quawtew ^w^ ow offend OwO the ^w^ stweam -x3 Of regular :33 justice in >_> youw x3 city's >w< bounds, -But uWu shaww >w< be x3 wendew'd ^-^ to >_> youw uWu pubwic ^-^ waws -^.^ At ÚwÚ heaviest >w< answew. -uWu BOTH. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ spoken. -uWu AWCIBIADES. :33 Descend, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep >_> youw wowds. -UwU [The SENATORS >_> descend ÚwÚ and open OwO the gates] - -x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER as :3 a Messengew - -^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU My x3 nyobwe ^w^ Genyewaw, Timon :3 is >w< dead; -^.^ Entomb'd x3 upon OwO the vewy ;;w;; hem o' th' xDD sea; -And uWu on his ^-^ gwave-stonye :3 this insculpture, ;;w;; which -x3 With wax I ^w^ bwought ^w^ away, uWu whose ^.^ soft >w< impwession -Interprets uWu fow my UwU poow ^.^ ignyowance. - -AWCIBIADES weads OwO the >w< Epitaph - -:3 'Hewe :3 wies :3 a wwetched cowse, >_> of wwetched ^w^ souw bereft; ->_< Seek ^.^ nyot my >w< nyame. OwO A pwague consume you ;;w;; wicked :3 caitiffs ;;w;; weft! -;;w;; Hewe lie OwO I, >_< Timon, ^-^ who x3 awive >w< aww :3 wiving x3 men >_> did OwO hate. -OwO Pass >_> by, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwse >w< thy fiww; uWu but pass, ÚwÚ and stay ^.^ nyot here >w< thy ->_> gait.' -^.^ These ;;w;; weww express in ÚwÚ thee >w< thy wattew spirits. -^-^ Though :3 thou >_< abhoww'dst in OwO us ^-^ ouw human ^.^ gwiefs, -^.^ Scown'dst ^-^ ouw brain's flow, ÚwÚ and x3 those ^-^ ouw droplets ;;w;; which -From ^.^ nyiggawd ^-^ nyatuwe fall, ÚwÚ yet rich uWu conceit -Taught ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU vast Neptune weep uWu fow :3 aye -uWu On >w< thy low :33 gwave, uWu on faults ÚwÚ fowgiven. Dead -^-^ Is x3 nyobwe >_< Timon, >_> of uWu whose memowy -Hereafter more. >_< Bwing me OwO into >_> youw >_< city, -And I uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO the olive, with my swowd; -UwU Make OwO waw breed :3 peace, ^-^ make xDD peace >_< stint war, ^-^ make OwO each ->w< Pwescwibe ^-^ to xDD othew, as OwO each other's leech. ->_> Wet ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwums ^w^ stwike. >_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -UwU 1594 - -OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF >_> TITUS >_> ANDWONyICUS - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -SATURNINUS, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wate UwU Empewow >_> of Wome, >w< aftewwawds UwU Empewow ->w< BASSIANyUS, bwothew ^-^ to xDD Satuwnyinyus ->_> TITUS ANDRONICUS, :3 a x3 nyobwe Woman ->w< MAWCUS ANDRONICUS, Tribune >_> of OwO the UwU Peopwe, ÚwÚ and bwothew ^-^ to UwU Titus - -^w^ Sons ^-^ to UwU Titus ;;w;; Andwonyicus: ->w< WUCIUS -QUINTUS -MARTIUS +x3 TIMON. UwU Women >_> nyeawest; >_> but men, ;;w;; men OwO awe x3 the ^.^ things x3 themsewves. >_> What +wouldst xDD thou UwU do with x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ^w^ Apemantus, >_> if >w< it uWu way uWu in >w< thy +powew? +APEMANTUS. Give >w< it x3 the xDD beasts, to be x3 wid of x3 the ^.^ men. +x3 TIMON. Wouldst xDD thou uWu have >w< thysewf faww uWu in x3 the :3 confusion of men, ÚwÚ and +wemain :3 a beast with x3 the ^-^ beasts? +APEMANTUS. Ay, xDD Timon. +x3 TIMON. ^-^ A OwO beastwy ambition, which x3 the gods gwant uWu thee t' :3 attain ÚwÚ to! +;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt x3 the wion, x3 the fox ^.^ wouwd beguile ÚwÚ thee; >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt +x3 the lamb, x3 the fox ^.^ wouwd eat ÚwÚ thee; >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt x3 the ^w^ fox, x3 the wion +^.^ wouwd >_> suspect ÚwÚ thee, xDD when, peradventure, xDD thou OwO wewt ^-^ accus'd ^.^ by x3 the +ass. ;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt x3 the ass, >w< thy duwnyess ^.^ wouwd x3 towment ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and +still xDD thou wiv'dst >_> but >_< as :3 a OwO bweakfast to x3 the :33 wowf. ;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt +x3 the OwO wowf, >w< thy uWu gweedinyess ^.^ wouwd UwU affwict ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft xDD thou +shouwdst >_< hazawd >w< thy >w< wife fow >w< thy uWu dinnyew. :33 Wewt xDD thou x3 the ^-^ unyicown, +>_< pwide ÚwÚ and >_> wwath ^.^ wouwd confound ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ thinye UwU own self x3 the +conquest of >w< thy xDD fuwy. :33 Wewt xDD thou >_> beaw, xDD thou wouldst be kill'd ^.^ by +x3 the :33 howse; OwO wewt xDD thou :3 a horse, xDD thou wouldst be :3 seiz'd ^.^ by x3 the +^-^ weopawd; OwO wewt xDD thou :3 a :33 weopawd, xDD thou OwO wewt gewman to x3 the wion, ÚwÚ and +x3 the OwO spots of >w< thy >w< kindwed :3 wewe juwows on >w< thy life. All >w< thy :33 safety +:3 wewe :3 wemotion, ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 defence OwO absence. >_> What beast ^w^ couwdst xDD thou +be :3 that :3 wewe nyot x3 subject to :3 a ^.^ beast? xDD And >_> what beast awt xDD thou +already, :3 that seest nyot >w< thy ^-^ woss uWu in ;;w;; twansfowmation! +APEMANTUS. ;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ couwdst uWu pwease ;;w;; me with speaking to uWu me, xDD thou +ÚwÚ mightst uWu have ;;w;; hit ;;w;; upon >w< it hewe. uWu The >_> commonweawth of ^.^ Athens >_> is +:33 become :3 a >_< fowest of x3 beasts. +x3 TIMON. How >_> has x3 the >w< ass broke x3 the :3 waww, :3 that xDD thou awt x3 out of x3 the +^-^ city? +APEMANTUS. Yondew x3 comes :3 a ;;w;; poet ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; paintew. uWu The pwague of >_< company +>w< wight ;;w;; upon uWu thee! UwU I xDD wiww feaw to catch :33 it, ÚwÚ and UwU give >_> way. x3 When UwU I +^.^ knyow nyot >_> what >_> ewse to UwU do, I'll >_> see uWu thee ;;w;; again. +x3 TIMON. x3 When there >_> is >_< nyothing UwU wiving >_> but ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou shalt be +x3 wewcome. UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a ^.^ beggaw's dog than ;;w;; Apemantus. +APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the cap of aww x3 the foows alive. +x3 TIMON. Wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt x3 cwean enough to spit :33 upon! +APEMANTUS. ^-^ A pwague on uWu thee! xDD thou awt ^w^ too :33 bad to cuwse. +x3 TIMON. All x3 viwwains :3 that UwU do stand ^.^ by uWu thee OwO awe pure. +APEMANTUS. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^-^ wepwosy >_> but >_> what xDD thou uWu speak'st. +x3 TIMON. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD nyame thee. +I'll xDD beat ;;w;; thee- >_> but UwU I >_> shouwd ÚwÚ infect x3 my ^w^ hands. +APEMANTUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my >_> tongue couwd uWu wot them off! +x3 TIMON. :33 Away, xDD thou x3 issue of :3 a mangy dog! +Chowew does OwO kiww ;;w;; me :3 that xDD thou awt ^.^ awive; +UwU I xDD swoon to >_> see thee. +APEMANTUS. Wouwd xDD thou wouldst >w< buwst! +x3 TIMON. :33 Away, +^.^ Thou tedious UwU wogue! UwU I ^w^ am sowwy UwU I UwU shaww wose +^-^ A stone ^.^ by thee. [Throws :3 a stone uWu at >w< him] +APEMANTUS. Beast! +x3 TIMON. UwU Swave! +APEMANTUS. ^.^ Toad! +x3 TIMON. UwU Wogue, :33 wogue, UwU wogue! +UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick of ÚwÚ this UwU fawse ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww wuv >_< nyought +OwO But even x3 the mere ^w^ nyecessities :33 upon't. +Then, >w< Timon, presently >_> pwepawe >w< thy >w< gwave; +Lie :3 whewe x3 the >w< wight foam of x3 the sea OwO may xDD beat +x3 Thy ^-^ gwavestonye >w< daiwy; >_< make ^.^ thinye :33 epitaph, +:33 That :33 death uWu in ;;w;; me uWu at OwO othews' ;;w;; wives OwO may x3 waugh. +>w< [Wooks uWu at x3 the gold] x3 O xDD thou x3 sweet king-killer, ÚwÚ and uWu deaw :3 divowce +UwU 'Twixt natural >_< son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwe! xDD thou uWu bwight >w< defiwew +Of ÚwÚ Hymen's puwest bed! xDD thou uWu vawiant OwO Maws! +^.^ Thou OwO evew >_> young, OwO fwesh, ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and xDD dewicate ÚwÚ wooew, +>_< Whose bwush xDD doth ^-^ thaw x3 the OwO consecwated >w< snyow +:33 That wies on Dian's uWu wap! xDD thou visibwe ^.^ god, +:33 That sold'rest ^-^ cwose :3 impossibiwities, +xDD And xDD mak'st them >_< kiss! :3 that ;;w;; speak'st with every >_> tongue +;;w;; To every puwpose! x3 O xDD thou :33 touch of ÚwÚ heawts! +^w^ Think >w< thy ;;w;; swave x3 man rebels, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< thy viwtue +Set them x3 into >_< confounding xDD odds, :3 that x3 beasts +^-^ May uWu have x3 the wowwd uWu in empiwe! +APEMANTUS. Wouwd >w< 'twewe so! +OwO But nyot >w< tiww UwU I ^w^ am uWu dead. I'll >_> say x3 th' x3 hast ;;w;; gowd. +^.^ Thou wiwt be throng'd to >w< showtwy. +x3 TIMON. OwO Thwong'd to? +APEMANTUS. uWu Ay. +x3 TIMON. x3 Thy back, UwU I UwU pwithee. +APEMANTUS. Wive, ÚwÚ and wuv >w< thy ^-^ misewy! +x3 TIMON. OwO Wong ^w^ wive >_> so, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^-^ die! ;;w;; [Exit ^.^ APEMANTUS] UwU I ^w^ am :33 quit. uWu Mowe +^.^ things ^.^ wike men? ;;w;; Eat, >w< Timon, ÚwÚ and abhow OwO them. + +Entew x3 the xDD BANDITTI + +uWu FIWST BANDIT. Whewe >_> shouwd ^.^ he uWu have ÚwÚ this UwU gowd? ^.^ It >_> is x3 some poor +OwO fwagment, x3 some slender x3 owt of :33 his wemaindew. uWu The mere ^.^ want of +gowd ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO fawwing-fwom of :33 his ^w^ fwiends >_< dwuv ^.^ him x3 into ÚwÚ this +:3 mewanchowy. +^w^ SECOND BANDIT. ^.^ It >_> is nyois'd ^.^ he hath :3 a :3 mass of treasure. +^w^ THIWD BANDIT. Let >_> us >_< make x3 the OwO assay ;;w;; upon him; >_> if ^.^ he :3 cawe nyot x3 fow't, +^.^ he xDD wiww suppwy >_> us easily; >_> if ^.^ he covetously reserve :33 it, >w< how +shaww's get :33 it? +^w^ SECOND BANDIT. ^w^ Twue; fow ^.^ he bears >w< it nyot about ^.^ him. 'Tis :3 hid. +uWu FIWST BANDIT. Is nyot ÚwÚ this uWu he? +>_< BANDITTI. OwO Whewe? +^w^ SECOND BANDIT. 'Tis :33 his descwiption. +^w^ THIWD BANDIT. He; UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him. +>_< BANDITTI. :3 Save ÚwÚ thee, Timon! +x3 TIMON. >_> Nyow, UwU thieves? +>_< BANDITTI. Soldiers, nyot >_< thieves. +x3 TIMON. UwU Both :3 too, ÚwÚ and x3 women's >w< sons. +>_< BANDITTI. We OwO awe nyot >_< thieves, >_> but ;;w;; men :3 that much UwU do :33 want. +x3 TIMON. uWu Youw ÚwÚ gweatest ^.^ want ;;w;; is, xDD you ^.^ want much of ^w^ meat. +Why >_> shouwd xDD you want? UwU Behowd, x3 the ^.^ eawth hath woots; +OwO Within ÚwÚ this miwe bweak fowth :3 a :3 hundwed OwO spwings; +uWu The OwO oaks UwU beaw OwO mast, x3 the briars x3 scawwet >w< hips; +uWu The ^.^ bounteous :3 housewife ÚwÚ Nyatuwe on >_< each ;;w;; bush +:3 Ways her full UwU mess >w< befowe OwO you. :33 Want! Why want? +uWu FIWST BANDIT. We ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive on gwass, on berries, >_< watew, +;;w;; As x3 beasts ÚwÚ and xDD biwds ÚwÚ and ^w^ fishes. +x3 TIMON. x3 Nyow on x3 the x3 beasts ^.^ themsewves, x3 the :33 biwds, ÚwÚ and uWu fishes; +>_> You ^w^ must eat ^.^ men. ÚwÚ Yet thanks UwU I ^w^ must xDD you UwU con +:33 That xDD you OwO awe thieves ^.^ pwofess'd, :3 that xDD you ^.^ wowk nyot +^w^ In ;;w;; howiew OwO shapes; fow there >_> is boundwess :3 theft +^w^ In ^-^ wimited ;;w;; pwofessions. Rascal >_< thieves, +>_> Hewe's ;;w;; gowd. ^w^ Go, uWu suck x3 the >_> subtwe :3 bwood ^.^ o' x3 th' gwape +Tiww x3 the xDD high x3 fevew uWu seethe x3 youw :3 bwood to ^w^ fwoth, +xDD And UwU so ;;w;; scape OwO hanging. Twust nyot x3 the >_< physician; +ÚwÚ His antidotes OwO awe uWu poison, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he slays +>w< Moe than xDD you >w< wob. ^.^ Take weawth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives together; +Do xDD viwwainy, UwU do, xDD since xDD you ^w^ pwotest to ;;w;; do't, +Wike ;;w;; wowkmen. I'll ^w^ exampwe xDD you with thievewy: +uWu The sun's :3 a :33 thief, ÚwÚ and with :33 his great UwU attwaction +Robs x3 the >_> vast sea; x3 the x3 moon's >w< an uWu awwant :33 thief, +xDD And her pawe fire ^.^ she ^.^ snyatches from x3 the sun; +uWu The x3 sea's :3 a :33 thief, x3 whose OwO wiquid suwge ^.^ wesowves +uWu The ;;w;; moon x3 into ^-^ sawt teaws; x3 the :33 eawth's :3 a :33 thief, +:33 That xDD feeds ÚwÚ and breeds ^.^ by :3 a compostuwe :3 stow'n +Fwom gen'waw x3 excwement- >_< each ^w^ thing's :3 a >w< thief. +uWu The ^-^ waws, x3 youw ^.^ cuwb ÚwÚ and >_< whip, uWu in uWu theiw OwO wough powew +x3 Has uWu uncheck'd theft. Wuv nyot xDD youwsewves; away, +Rob one anyothew. >_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe ;;w;; gowd. Cut xDD thwoats; +All :3 that xDD you :3 meet OwO awe >_< thieves. ;;w;; To ^.^ Athens x3 go, +^.^ Bweak open shops; >_< nyothing ^.^ can xDD you ^.^ steaw +OwO But thieves UwU do wose :3 it. xDD Steaw nyot less fow ÚwÚ this +UwU I UwU give uWu you; ÚwÚ and gowd confound xDD you >_> howsoe'ew! +ÚwÚ Amen. +^w^ THIWD BANDIT. x3 Has almost chawm'd ;;w;; me from x3 my pwofession ^.^ by +ÚwÚ pewsuading ;;w;; me to :3 it. +uWu FIWST BANDIT. 'Tis uWu in x3 the malice of ^.^ mankind :3 that ^.^ he OwO thus :3 advises +us; nyot to uWu have >_> us x3 thwive uWu in UwU ouw mystery. +^w^ SECOND BANDIT. I'll ^-^ bewieve ^.^ him >_< as >w< an enyemy, ÚwÚ and UwU give uvw x3 my +twade. +uWu FIWST BANDIT. Let >_> us xDD fiwst >_> see uWu peace uWu in OwO Athens. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo time UwU so +>w< misewabwe >_> but :3 a x3 man OwO may be true. Exeunt :33 THIEVES + +Entew ;;w;; FWAVIUS, to >w< TIMON + +FWAVIUS. x3 O xDD you ^-^ gods! +Is :33 yond :33 despis'd ÚwÚ and ruinous x3 man x3 my xDD wowd? +Full of x3 decay ÚwÚ and uWu faiwing? x3 O ;;w;; monyument +xDD And wonder of ÚwÚ good >_< deeds evilly OwO bestow'd! +>_> What >w< an ÚwÚ awtewation of honour +x3 Has desp'wate ^.^ want xDD made! +>_> What x3 viwew ^.^ thing ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ eawth than OwO fwiends, +Who ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing uWu nyobwest minds to ^w^ basest ^.^ ends! +How ÚwÚ wawewy does >w< it :3 meet with ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ time's uWu guise, +x3 When x3 man UwU was >w< wish'd to wuv :33 his enemies! +Grant UwU I OwO may OwO evew xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and rather ^.^ woo +>w< Those :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^-^ mischief ;;w;; me than UwU those :3 that :33 do! +x3 Has caught ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his >_< eye; UwU I xDD wiww xDD pwesent +OwO My xDD honyest grief >w< unto :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 my ;;w;; wowd +UwU Stiww serve ^.^ him with x3 my life. OwO My deawest x3 mastew! +x3 TIMON. >_> Away! >_> What awt thou? +FWAVIUS. :3 Have xDD you fowgot uWu me, UwU siw? +x3 TIMON. Why dost ^w^ ask ^-^ that? UwU I uWu have fowgot aww ÚwÚ men; +Then, >_> if xDD thou xDD gwant'st th'art :3 a ^w^ man, UwU I uWu have fowgot thee. +FWAVIUS. ^-^ An xDD honyest poor xDD sewvant of x3 youws. +x3 TIMON. UwU Then UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee not. +UwU I >_< nyevew xDD had xDD honyest x3 man about uWu me, ^.^ I. +All UwU I :33 kept :3 wewe knaves, to serve uWu in :3 meat to viwwains. +FWAVIUS. uWu The gods OwO awe ^.^ witnyess, +^w^ Nyev'w uWu did poor steward ^-^ weaw :3 a twuew grief +For :33 his ÚwÚ undonye ;;w;; wowd than >_< minye eyes fow OwO you. +x3 TIMON. What, dost xDD thou ^w^ weep? :3 Come >_> nyeawew. UwU Then UwU I wuv uWu thee +>_< Because xDD thou awt :3 a OwO woman ÚwÚ and x3 discwaim'st +ÚwÚ Fwinty uWu mankind, x3 whose eyes UwU do >_< nyevew UwU give +OwO But thorough lust ÚwÚ and uWu waughtew. >_> Pity's :3 sweeping. +Stwange xDD times, :3 that xDD weep with xDD waughing, nyot with :33 weeping! +FWAVIUS. UwU I ÚwÚ beg of xDD you to ^.^ knyow uWu me, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; T' xDD accept x3 my gwief, ÚwÚ and whiwst ÚwÚ this poor weawth lasts +;;w;; To entertain ;;w;; me >_< as x3 youw steward xDD stiww. +x3 TIMON. xDD Had UwU I :3 a steward +^w^ So ^-^ twue, UwU so >_< just, ÚwÚ and nyow UwU so ÚwÚ comfowtabwe? +^.^ It almost tuwns x3 my uWu dangewous ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 miwd. +Let ;;w;; me behowd >w< thy ;;w;; face. uWu Suwewy, ÚwÚ this x3 man +Was bown of uWu woman. +>_< Fowgive x3 my general ÚwÚ and :33 exceptwess OwO washnyess, +>_> You :33 pewpetuaw-sobew ^-^ gods! UwU I UwU do :3 pwocwaim +x3 Onye xDD honyest >_> man- ÚwÚ mistake ;;w;; me >_> nyot, >_> but onye; +No >_> mowe, UwU I pway- ÚwÚ and uWu he's :3 a steward. +How >_> fain ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have hated aww x3 mankind! +xDD And xDD thou wedeem'st thysewf. OwO But all, :3 save ÚwÚ thee, +UwU I UwU feww with curses. +Methinks xDD thou awt ^.^ mowe xDD honyest nyow than OwO wise; +For ^.^ by ^-^ oppwessing ÚwÚ and betwaying ;;w;; me +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ mightst uWu have :33 soonyew ^w^ got anyothew ^w^ sewvice; +For UwU many UwU so UwU awwive uWu at second >w< mastews +>_> Upon uWu theiw xDD fiwst UwU wowd's ;;w;; nyeck. OwO But tell ;;w;; me ^-^ twue, +For UwU I ^w^ must OwO evew doubt ^w^ though ^w^ nye'ew UwU so x3 suwe, +Is nyot >w< thy OwO kindnyess ^.^ subtwe, :33 cuvtous, +;;w;; If nyot :3 a usuwing kindnyess, ÚwÚ and >_< as rich ;;w;; men deal ;;w;; gifts, +UwU Expecting uWu in ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ twenty fow onye? +FWAVIUS. :3 Nyo, x3 my UwU most ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ mastew, uWu in x3 whose breast +Doubt ÚwÚ and ;;w;; suspect, :3 awas, OwO awe pwac'd ^w^ too uWu wate! +>_> You >_> shouwd uWu have feaw'd UwU fawse times when xDD you uWu did ÚwÚ feast: +ÚwÚ Suspect still x3 comes :3 whewe >w< an estate >_> is weast. +:33 That which UwU I show, heaven ;;w;; knyows, >_> is mewewy xDD wuv, +Duty, ÚwÚ and zeal, to x3 youw >w< unmatched UwU mind, +Cawe of x3 youw OwO food ÚwÚ and x3 wiving; ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve :33 it, +OwO My UwU most :3 honyouw'd uWu wowd, +For xDD any ^-^ benyefit :3 that x3 points to uWu me, +^-^ Eithew uWu in UwU hope ow ÚwÚ pwesent, ;;w;; I'd :3 exchange +For ÚwÚ this one wish, :3 that xDD you xDD had powew ÚwÚ and weawth +;;w;; To :3 wequite ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 making rich OwO youwsewf. +x3 TIMON. Wook ÚwÚ thee, UwU 'tis so! ^.^ Thou OwO singwy xDD honyest ^w^ man, +Here, >_< take. uWu The uWu gods, x3 out of x3 my ^-^ misewy, +:3 Have sent uWu thee treasure. ^w^ Go, ^w^ wive rich ÚwÚ and UwU happy, +OwO But OwO thus :33 condition'd; xDD thou shalt buiwd from ÚwÚ men; +Hate all, UwU cuwse all, x3 show xDD chawity to nyonye, +OwO But wet x3 the famish'd >w< fwesh >w< swide from x3 the bonye +Ere xDD thou xDD wewieve x3 the x3 beggaw. Give to ^.^ dogs +>_> What xDD thou xDD denyiest to ÚwÚ men; wet ÚwÚ pwisons swawwow 'em, +:33 Debts uWu withew x3 'em to OwO nyothing. ^w^ Be ;;w;; men ^.^ wike blasted ;;w;; woods, +xDD And OwO may ^-^ diseases >_> wick x3 up uWu theiw UwU fawse xDD bwoods! +xDD And >_> so, >_< faweweww ÚwÚ and :33 thwive. +FWAVIUS. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me xDD stay +xDD And uWu comfowt UwU you, x3 my master. +x3 TIMON. ;;w;; If xDD thou hat'st curses, +OwO Stay x3 nyot; fwy whiwst xDD thou awt bwest ÚwÚ and >w< fwee. +Nye'ew >_> see xDD thou ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ^w^ nye'ew >_> see thee. +Exeunt uWu sevewawwy + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The woods. ^.^ Befowe ^w^ TIMON's cave + +Entew ^.^ POET ÚwÚ and PAINTER + +PAINTEW. ;;w;; As UwU I >_> took ^-^ nyote of x3 the pwace, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be uWu faw :3 whewe ^.^ he +UwU abides. +ÚwÚ POET. to be xDD thought of him? ÚwÚ Does x3 the >_< wumouw howd fow true :3 that uWu he's +UwU so full of UwU gowd? +PAINTEW. Cewtain. UwU Awcibiades ÚwÚ wepowts uWu it; Phrynia ÚwÚ and >_> Timandwa xDD had +gowd of ^.^ him. >w< He >_< wikewise ^-^ enwich'd poor x3 stwaggwing ^-^ sowdiews with +great quantity. 'Tis uWu said ^.^ he uWu gave >w< unto :33 his steward :3 a ^-^ mighty UwU sum. +ÚwÚ POET. UwU Then ÚwÚ this breaking of :33 his >_> has :33 been >_> but :3 a >_> twy fow :33 his friends? +PAINTEW. Nyothing ewse. >_> You UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ him :3 a ^.^ pawm uWu in ^.^ Athens OwO again, +ÚwÚ and :33 fwouwish with x3 the highest. Therefore UwU 'tis nyot uWu amiss ^.^ we xDD tendew +UwU ouw loves to ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ suppos'd distress of ^w^ his; >w< it xDD wiww x3 show +:3 honyestwy uWu in us, ÚwÚ and >_> is xDD vewy ÚwÚ wikewy to woad UwU ouw uWu puwposes with >_> what +;;w;; they :3 twavaiw for, >_> if >w< it be >w< just ÚwÚ and true wepowt :3 that xDD goes of :33 his +having. +ÚwÚ POET. >_> What uWu have xDD you nyow to xDD pwesent >w< unto him? +PAINTEW. Nyothing uWu at ÚwÚ this time >_> but x3 my >_< visitation; >w< onwy UwU I xDD wiww +promise ^.^ him >w< an :3 excewwent piece. +ÚwÚ POET. UwU I ^w^ must serve ^.^ him UwU so :3 too, tell ^.^ him of >w< an :3 intent ^w^ that's xDD coming +toward ^.^ him. +PAINTEW. ^-^ Good >_< as x3 the >_> best. Promising >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ aiw ^.^ o' x3 th' time; +>w< it :33 opens x3 the eyes of ;;w;; expectation. :33 Pewfowmance >_> is OwO evew x3 the ;;w;; duwwew +fow :33 his ;;w;; act, ÚwÚ and >_> but uWu in x3 the plainer ÚwÚ and simpler uWu kind of OwO peopwe +x3 the ^.^ deed of :3 saying >_> is quite x3 out of ÚwÚ use. ;;w;; To promise >_> is UwU most +courtly ÚwÚ and fashionyabwe; :3 pewfowmance >_> is :3 a uWu kind of xDD wiww ow +testament which ÚwÚ awgues :3 a great sicknyess uWu in :33 his ^w^ judgment :3 that +x3 makes :3 it. + +Entew >w< TIMON from :33 his cave + +x3 TIMON. :3 [Aside] Excewwent wowkman! ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot OwO paint :3 a x3 man UwU so :33 bad +>_< as >_> is thysewf. +ÚwÚ POET. UwU I ^w^ am uWu thinking >_> what UwU I UwU shaww >_> say UwU I uWu have x3 pwovided fow ^.^ him. ^.^ It +^w^ must be :3 a pewsonyating of :33 himsewf; :3 a >_< satiwe OwO against x3 the UwU softnyess +of prosperity, with :3 a ^-^ discuvwy of x3 the :3 infinyite flatteries :3 that +;;w;; fowwow :33 youth ÚwÚ and opulency. +x3 TIMON. :3 [Aside] :3 Must xDD thou >_< nyeeds stand fow :3 a viwwain uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own +wowk? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou whip ^.^ thinye UwU own :33 fauwts uWu in othew men? Do >_> so, UwU I uWu have +gowd fow thee. +ÚwÚ POET. Nyay, >_> wet's >_> seek him; +UwU Then UwU do ^.^ we x3 sin OwO against UwU ouw UwU own estate +x3 When ^.^ we OwO may pwofit :3 meet ÚwÚ and come ^w^ too UwU wate. +PAINTEW. ^w^ Twue; +x3 When x3 the day OwO sewves, >w< befowe xDD bwack-cownyew'd night, +UwU Find >_> what xDD thou :33 want'st ^.^ by fwee ÚwÚ and >_< offew'd light. +>w< Come. +x3 TIMON. :3 [Aside] I'll :3 meet xDD you uWu at x3 the x3 tuwn. >_> What :3 a x3 god's ^.^ gowd, +:33 That ^.^ he >_> is wowshipp'd uWu in :3 a baser OwO tempwe +Than :3 whewe UwU swinye feed! +'Tis xDD thou :3 that UwU wig'st x3 the >_< bawk ÚwÚ and pwough'st x3 the :33 foam, +UwU Settwest :33 admiwed ^w^ wevewence uWu in :3 a slave. +;;w;; To uWu thee be wowship! ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ saints fow ^.^ aye +^w^ Be cwown'd with pwagues, :3 that uWu thee awonye OwO obey! +Fit UwU I :3 meet OwO them. :3 [Advancing from :33 his ÚwÚ cave] +ÚwÚ POET. >w< Haiw, ÚwÚ wowthy Timon! +PAINTEW. Our wate x3 nyobwe x3 mastew! +x3 TIMON. :3 Have UwU I >_> once liv'd to >_> see >w< two xDD honyest men? +ÚwÚ POET. UwU Siw, +>_> Having often of x3 youw open >_> bounty ÚwÚ tasted, +Heawing xDD you :3 wewe retir'd, x3 youw ^w^ fwiends fall'n ^w^ off, +>_< Whose thankwess >_> nyatuwes- x3 O ;;w;; abhowwed ^-^ spiwits!- +ÚwÚ Nyot aww x3 the OwO whips of heaven OwO awe large enyough- +What! to UwU you, +>_< Whose staw-wike nobleness uWu gave >w< wife ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ infwuence +;;w;; To uWu theiw whole >w< being! UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ wapt, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot UwU cuvw +uWu The monstwous >_< buwk of ÚwÚ this ingratitude +With xDD any ;;w;; size of ÚwÚ wowds. +x3 TIMON. Let >w< it OwO go ^.^ nyaked: ;;w;; men OwO may see't x3 the ^-^ bettew. +>_> You :3 that OwO awe OwO honyest, ^.^ by ^.^ being >_> what xDD you awe, +^-^ Make them best :3 seen ÚwÚ and knyown. +PAINTEW. >w< He ÚwÚ and mysewf +:3 Have ;;w;; twavaiw'd uWu in x3 the great OwO show'w of x3 youw ;;w;; gifts, +xDD And sweetly UwU fewt :3 it. +x3 TIMON. Ay, xDD you OwO awe xDD honyest ^.^ men. +PAINTEW. We OwO awe ÚwÚ hithew come to offer xDD you UwU ouw service. +x3 TIMON. :3 Most xDD honyest :3 men! Why, >w< how UwU shaww UwU I :3 wequite you? +UwU Can xDD you eat woots, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink UwU cowd :33 watew- uWu Nyo? +ÚwÚ BOTH. >_> What ^.^ we ^.^ can UwU do, we'll UwU do, to UwU do xDD you service. +x3 TIMON. Y'awe xDD honyest ^.^ men. ^-^ Y'have heard :3 that UwU I uWu have x3 gowd; +UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you :3 have. ^w^ Speak truth; ;;w;; y'awe xDD honyest ^.^ men. +PAINTEW. ^w^ So >w< it >_> is said, x3 my x3 nyobwe wowd; >_> but >_< thewefowe +>_< Came nyot x3 my :33 fwiend nor ^.^ I. +x3 TIMON. ^-^ Good xDD honyest :3 men! ^.^ Thou >_< dwaw'st :3 a OwO countewfeit +UwU Best uWu in aww OwO Athens. Th'art ÚwÚ indeed x3 the OwO best; +^.^ Thou >_> countewfeit'st UwU most >w< wivewy. +PAINTEW. So, >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 TIMON. E'en >_> so, ^w^ siw, >_< as UwU I :3 say. :33 [To ;;w;; To xDD POET] xDD And fow >w< thy OwO fiction, +Why, >w< thy >_> vewse ^-^ swewws with ^w^ stuff UwU so OwO finye ÚwÚ and x3 smooth +:33 That xDD thou awt even natural uWu in ^.^ thinye art. +OwO But fow aww uWu this, x3 my x3 honyest-nyatuw'd OwO fwiends, +UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds >_> say xDD you uWu have :3 a xDD wittwe ^-^ fauwt. +OwO Mawwy, UwU 'tis nyot monstwous uWu in uWu you; :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ wish UwU I +>_> You OwO take much ^w^ pains to >w< mend. +ÚwÚ BOTH. Beseech x3 youw honour +;;w;; To >_< make >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to >_> us. +x3 TIMON. You'll OwO take >w< it ill. +ÚwÚ BOTH. :3 Most thankfully, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 TIMON. Will xDD you >_< indeed? +ÚwÚ BOTH. Doubt >w< it >_> nyot, ÚwÚ wowthy OwO wowd. +x3 TIMON. >_> Thewe's >_< nyevew :3 a one of xDD you >_> but twusts :3 a x3 knyave +:33 That >w< mightiwy uWu deceives OwO you. +ÚwÚ BOTH. Do :33 we, x3 my xDD wowd? +x3 TIMON. Ay, ÚwÚ and xDD you hear ^.^ him :33 cog, >_> see ^.^ him ÚwÚ dissembwe, +xDD Knyow :33 his gwoss ^w^ patchewy, wuv :3 him, >w< feed :3 him, +^w^ Keep uWu in x3 youw x3 bosom; yet wemain x3 assuw'd +:33 That uWu he's :3 a ;;w;; made-up villain. +PAINTEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot xDD such, x3 my OwO wowd. +ÚwÚ POET. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. +x3 TIMON. Wook UwU you, UwU I wuv xDD you well; I'll UwU give xDD you ^.^ gowd, +Rid ;;w;; me these x3 viwwains from x3 youw companies. +Hang them ow x3 stab ÚwÚ them, x3 dwown them uWu in :3 a draught, +Confound them ^.^ by x3 some course, ÚwÚ and come to uWu me, +I'll UwU give xDD you gowd enyough. +ÚwÚ BOTH. Nyame ÚwÚ them, x3 my wowd; >_> wet's ^.^ knyow OwO them. +x3 TIMON. >_> You :3 that :3 way, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO this- >_> but >w< two uWu in company; +x3 Each x3 man >_< apawt, aww :3 singwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ awonye, +ÚwÚ Yet >w< an ^w^ awch-viwwain keeps ^.^ him UwU company. +:33 [To x3 the PAINTEW] If, :3 whewe xDD thou awt, >w< two villians UwU shaww nyot be, +:3 Come nyot nyeaw ^.^ him. :33 [To x3 the xDD POET] ;;w;; If xDD thou wouldst nyot >w< weside +OwO But :3 whewe one viwwain ;;w;; is, xDD then ^.^ him ;;w;; abandon.- +Hence, ;;w;; pack! there's x3 gowd; xDD you ^-^ came fow ^.^ gowd, OwO ye ^-^ swaves. +:33 [To x3 the PAINTEW] >_> You uWu have ^.^ wowk fow OwO me; there's ^.^ payment; UwU hence! +:33 [To x3 the xDD POET] >_> You OwO awe >w< an alchemist; >_< make gowd of ÚwÚ that.- +Out, wascaw x3 dogs! :33 [Beats ÚwÚ and drives them out] + +Entew ^.^ FWAVIUS ÚwÚ and >w< two x3 SENyATOWS + +FWAVIUS. ^.^ It >_> is :33 vain :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd speak with uWu Timon; +For ^.^ he >_> is uWu set UwU so >w< onwy to >_< himsewf +:33 That >_< nyothing >_> but >_< himsewf which :33 wooks ^.^ wike x3 man +Is xDD fwiendwy with ^.^ him. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Bring >_> us to :33 his ^.^ cave. +^.^ It >_> is UwU ouw ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ and promise to x3 th' ^-^ Athenyians +;;w;; To speak with xDD Timon. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. At aww times :33 awike +OwO Men OwO awe nyot still x3 the >w< same; uWu 'twas time ÚwÚ and griefs +:33 That >w< fwam'd ^.^ him OwO thus. Time, with :33 his fairer uWu hand, +;;w;; Offewing x3 the fowtunyes of :33 his xDD fowmew uWu days, +uWu The xDD fowmew x3 man OwO may >_< make ^.^ him. Bring >_> us to :3 him, +xDD And chance >w< it >_< as >w< it may. +FWAVIUS. :3 Hewe >_> is :33 his ^.^ cave. +:3 Peace ÚwÚ and :3 content be here! Lord Timon! Timon! +Wook ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and speak to fwiends. xDD Th' ^-^ Athenyians +^-^ By >w< two of uWu theiw UwU most reverend :33 Senyate x3 gweet thee. +^w^ Speak to ÚwÚ them, x3 nyobwe xDD Timon. + +Entew >w< TIMON x3 out of :33 his cave + +x3 TIMON. ^.^ Thou sun :3 that uWu comfowts, :3 buwn. ^w^ Speak ÚwÚ and be hang'd! +For >_< each true ;;w;; wowd :3 a blister, ÚwÚ and >_< each UwU fawse +^w^ Be >_< as :3 a cauterizing to x3 the ^.^ woot ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; tongue, +uWu Consuming >w< it with >_> speaking! +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Wowthy :3 Timon- +x3 TIMON. Of >_< nyonye >_> but xDD such >_< as UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD you of xDD Timon. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu The :3 senyatows of ^.^ Athens x3 gweet ÚwÚ thee, xDD Timon. +x3 TIMON. UwU I >_> thank OwO them; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >_> send them back x3 the :3 pwague, +Could UwU I >_> but catch >w< it fow OwO them. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_< O, x3 fowget +>_> What ^.^ we OwO awe sowwy fow ouwsewves uWu in thee. +uWu The :3 senyatows with one >_< consent of wuv +>w< Entweat uWu thee back to :3 Athens, who uWu have xDD thought +On >_> speciaw uWu dignyities, which ;;w;; vacant >_< wie +For >w< thy best use ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ weawing. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. ^-^ They x3 confess +uWu Towawd uWu thee ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess ^w^ too general, gross; +>_< Which nyow x3 the public ;;w;; body, which xDD doth seldom +>_> Pway x3 the >w< wecantew, :33 feewing uWu in itsewf +^-^ A ^.^ wack of >_< Timon's ^w^ aid, hath sense withal +Of >w< it UwU own fail, >_< westwainying >_> aid to >w< Timon, +xDD And >_> send fowth >_> us to >_< make uWu theiw :33 sowwowed xDD wendew, +OwO Togethew with :3 a recompense ^.^ mowe :33 fwuitfuw +Than uWu theiw offence ^.^ can >w< weigh down ^.^ by x3 the dwam; +Ay, even xDD such OwO heaps ÚwÚ and uWu sums of wuv ÚwÚ and weawth +;;w;; As UwU shaww to uWu thee uWu bwot x3 out >_> what >_< wwongs :3 wewe theirs +xDD And >w< wwite uWu in uWu thee x3 the figuwes of uWu theiw xDD wuv, +^w^ Evew to ^w^ wead them ÚwÚ thinye. +x3 TIMON. >_> You >w< witch ;;w;; me uWu in uWu it; +uWu Suwpwise ;;w;; me to x3 the xDD vewy OwO bwink of >w< teaws. +uWu Wend ;;w;; me :3 a ;;w;; foow's >_< heawt ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD woman's ^w^ eyes, +xDD And I'll ;;w;; beweep these uWu comfowts, ÚwÚ wowthy ;;w;; senyatows. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Therefore UwU so uWu pwease uWu thee to ^-^ wetuwn with us, +xDD And of UwU ouw :3 Athens, ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and >_> ouws, to OwO take +uWu The :3 captainship, xDD thou shalt be >w< met with thanks, +Allow'd with ^w^ absowute x3 powew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ good xDD nyame +Wive with authowity. ^w^ So >w< soon ^.^ we UwU shaww UwU dwive back +Of UwU Awcibiades x3 th' >_< appwoaches ^w^ wiwd, +UwU Who, ^.^ wike :3 a boar ^w^ too uWu savage, xDD doth ^.^ woot x3 up +ÚwÚ His >_> countwy's peace. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. xDD And ÚwÚ shakes :33 his threat'ning xDD swowd +^w^ Against x3 the OwO wawws of OwO Athens. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_< Thewefowe, :3 Timon- +x3 TIMON. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 wiww. Therefore UwU I :33 wiww, ^w^ siw, thus: +;;w;; If UwU Awcibiades OwO kiww x3 my ÚwÚ countwymen, +Let UwU Awcibiades ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this of >w< Timon, +:33 That OwO Timon ÚwÚ cawes not. OwO But >_> if ^.^ he ^-^ sack >w< faiw :3 Athens, +xDD And OwO take UwU ouw xDD goodwy ^-^ aged ;;w;; men ^.^ by x3 th' ÚwÚ beawds, +xDD Giving UwU ouw >w< howy viwgins to x3 the stain +Of :3 contumewious, UwU beastwy, >w< mad-bwain'd waw, +UwU Then wet ^.^ him UwU knyow- ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him OwO Timon xDD speaks >w< it +^w^ In pity of UwU ouw ^-^ aged ÚwÚ and UwU ouw OwO youth- +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but tell ^.^ him :3 that UwU I :3 cawe >_> nyot, +xDD And wet ^.^ him x3 take't uWu at wowst; fow uWu theiw >_> knyives :3 cawe >_> nyot, +While xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ thwoats to answer. For myself, +>_> Thewe's nyot :3 a ^-^ whittwe uWu in x3 th' ^-^ unwuwy ÚwÚ camp +OwO But UwU I UwU do >w< pwize >w< it uWu at x3 my wuv >w< befowe +uWu The :33 wevewend'st ^w^ thwoat uWu in OwO Athens. ^w^ So UwU I OwO weave xDD you +;;w;; To x3 the pwotection of x3 the :33 pwospewous uWu gods, +;;w;; As thieves to ÚwÚ keepews. +FWAVIUS. OwO Stay >_> nyot, aww's uWu in OwO vain. +x3 TIMON. Why, UwU I UwU was wwiting of x3 my >_> epitaph; +^.^ It xDD wiww be :3 seen ÚwÚ to-mowwow. OwO My ^-^ wong sicknyess +Of ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and UwU wiving nyow ÚwÚ begins to >_> mend, +xDD And >_< nyothing >_< bwings ;;w;; me aww xDD things. ^w^ Go, ^w^ wive stiww; +^w^ Be UwU Awcibiades x3 youw :3 pwague, xDD you his, +xDD And >w< wast UwU so ^-^ wong enough! +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. We speak uWu in OwO vain. +x3 TIMON. OwO But yet UwU I wuv x3 my country, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am nyot +x3 Onye :3 that :3 wejoices uWu in x3 the ^w^ common ^.^ wweck, +;;w;; As ^w^ common ÚwÚ bwuit xDD doth put :3 it. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >w< That's weww >_> spoke. +x3 TIMON. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my >w< woving :33 countwymen- +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ;;w;; These wowds :33 become x3 youw lips >_< as ;;w;; they pass ^w^ thwough +OwO them. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. xDD And enter uWu in UwU ouw OwO eaws ^.^ wike great >_> twiumphews +^w^ In uWu theiw >_> appwauding gates. +x3 TIMON. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ them, +xDD And tell them :3 that, to ^w^ ease them of uWu theiw ^.^ gwiefs, +^-^ Theiw OwO feaws of >_> hostiwe ;;w;; stwokes, uWu theiw >_> aches, losses, +^-^ Theiw x3 pangs of xDD wuv, with othew :3 incident throes +:33 That ;;w;; nyatuwe's fragile vessel xDD doth >_< sustain +^w^ In ^w^ wife's :33 uncewtain >_> voyage, UwU I xDD wiww x3 some OwO kindnyess UwU do OwO them- +I'll >_< teach them to ^w^ pwevent >w< wiwd Awcibiades' wrath. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. UwU I ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this well; ^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn ;;w;; again. +x3 TIMON. UwU I uWu have :3 a tree, which gwows OwO hewe uWu in x3 my cwose, +:33 That >_< minye UwU own use OwO invites ;;w;; me to :3 cut ;;w;; down, +xDD And x3 showtwy ^w^ must UwU I UwU feww :3 it. Teww x3 my OwO fwiends, +Teww :3 Athens, uWu in x3 the OwO sequence of degwee +Fwom xDD high to wow throughout, :3 that ÚwÚ whoso uWu pwease +;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop ^-^ affwiction, wet ^.^ him OwO take :33 his xDD haste, +:3 Come hithew, ere x3 my twee hath UwU fewt x3 the axe, +xDD And ^w^ hang himself. UwU I pray xDD you UwU do x3 my ^.^ gweeting. +FWAVIUS. ;;w;; Twoubwe ^.^ him nyo >w< fuwthew; OwO thus xDD you still UwU shaww find ^.^ him. +x3 TIMON. :3 Come nyot to ;;w;; me again; >_> but >_> say to ^.^ Athens +OwO Timon hath UwU made :33 his everlasting >_< mansion +>_> Upon x3 the ^-^ beached ;;w;; vewge of x3 the ^-^ sawt flood, +Who >_> once :3 a day with :33 his :33 embossed uWu fwoth +uWu The turbulent suwge UwU shaww ÚwÚ cuvw. Thither come, +xDD And wet x3 my ^-^ gwavestonye be x3 youw owacwe. +Lips, wet :3 souw wowds OwO go ^.^ by ÚwÚ and language end: +>_> What >_> is xDD amiss, pwague ÚwÚ and :3 infection mend! +ÚwÚ Gwaves >w< onwy be men's wowks ÚwÚ and :33 death uWu theiw >_> gain! +>_< Sun, hide >w< thy beams. OwO Timon hath donye :33 his reign. +uWu Exit >w< TIMON x3 into :33 his cave +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ His discontents OwO awe unremovably +Coupwed to :33 nyatuwe. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. Our UwU hope uWu in ^.^ him >_> is uWu dead. Let >_> us ^-^ wetuwn +xDD And ;;w;; stwain >_> what othew means >_> is left >w< unto >_> us +^w^ In UwU ouw uWu deaw ÚwÚ pewiw. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ^.^ It uWu wequiwes UwU swift ^-^ foot. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^.^ Befowe x3 the OwO wawws of ^.^ Athens + +Entew >w< two othew x3 SENyATOWS with :3 a MESSENGEW + +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ^.^ Thou x3 hast painfully discuvw'd; OwO awe :33 his fiwes +;;w;; As full >_< as >w< thy report? +x3 MESSENGEW. UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke x3 the weast. +:33 Besides, :33 his ÚwÚ expedition ÚwÚ pwomises +^w^ Pwesent ;;w;; appwoach. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. We stand much >_< hazawd >_> if ;;w;; they ;;w;; bwing nyot xDD Timon. +x3 MESSENGEW. UwU I >w< met :3 a ;;w;; couwiew, one >_< minye UwU ancient fwiend, +UwU Whom, ^w^ though uWu in general ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ we :3 wewe oppos'd, +ÚwÚ Yet UwU ouw ;;w;; owd wuv xDD had :3 a xDD pawticuwaw fowce, +xDD And UwU made >_> us speak ^.^ wike fwiends. This x3 man UwU was riding +Fwom UwU Awcibiades to >_< Timon's cave +With x3 wettews of ;;w;; entweaty, which ^.^ impowted +ÚwÚ His fewwowship :33 i' x3 th' cause OwO against x3 youw city, +^w^ In ÚwÚ pawt fow :33 his ÚwÚ sake ;;w;; mov'd. + +Entew x3 the othew SENyATOWS, from >w< TIMON + +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :3 Hewe come UwU ouw brothers. +^w^ THIWD ^w^ SENyATOW. No tawk of >w< Timon, >_< nyothing of ^.^ him ^.^ expect. +uWu The ^.^ enyemies' drum >_> is ^-^ heawd, ÚwÚ and x3 feawfuw scouring +^-^ Doth >_< choke x3 the ^w^ aiw with dust. ÚwÚ In, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwepawe. +^-^ Ouws >_> is x3 the ^.^ faww, UwU I x3 feaw; UwU ouw ^-^ foes x3 the >_> snyawe. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The ^w^ TIMON's >_< cave, ÚwÚ and :3 a wude tomb :3 seen + +Entew :3 a ;;w;; SOWDIEW uWu in x3 the ;;w;; woods, UwU seeking >w< TIMON + +uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ By aww description ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd be x3 the ;;w;; pwace. +Who's hewe? ÚwÚ Speak, ho! No answer? >_> What >_> is :3 this? +OwO Timon >_> is >_< dead, who hath ;;w;; outstwetch'd :33 his :33 span. +;;w;; Some beast x3 weaw'd >_< this; OwO hewe does nyot ^w^ wive :3 a man. +^.^ Dead, sure; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this :33 his x3 gwave. x3 What's on ÚwÚ this tomb +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ wead; x3 the character I'll OwO take with ^w^ wax. +Our UwU captain hath uWu in every xDD figuwe ^-^ skiww, +^-^ An ag'd interpreter, ^w^ though xDD young uWu in days; +^.^ Befowe OwO pwoud ^.^ Athens uWu he's uWu set down ^.^ by uWu this, +>_< Whose faww x3 the mark of :33 his ^-^ ambition >w< is. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +^.^ Befowe x3 the OwO wawws of ^.^ Athens + +Twumpets UwU sound. Entew >_> AWCIBIADES with :33 his ÚwÚ powews >w< befowe ^.^ Athens + +^w^ AWCIBIADES. Sound to ÚwÚ this x3 cowawd ÚwÚ and OwO wascivious :33 town +Our tewwibwe ;;w;; appwoach. + +Sound :3 a >_< pawwey. uWu The x3 SENyATOWS appeaw ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO wawws + +Tiww nyow xDD you uWu have >_> gonye on ÚwÚ and :3 fiww'd x3 the time +With aww :33 wicentious uWu measuwe, x3 making x3 youw wills +uWu The ;;w;; scope of justice; >w< tiww now, myself, ÚwÚ and xDD such +;;w;; As slept within x3 the :3 shadow of x3 youw x3 powew, +:3 Have uWu wandew'd with UwU ouw OwO twavews'd awms, ÚwÚ and >w< bweath'd +Our sufferance ^.^ vainwy. Now x3 the time >_> is ^-^ fwush, +x3 When :33 cwouching marrow, uWu in x3 the bearer :33 stwong, +>w< Cwies of itsewf x3 'Nyo ÚwÚ mowe!' Now ^w^ bweathwess wrong +Shall sit ÚwÚ and :33 pant uWu in x3 youw great >_> chaiws of uWu ease, +xDD And >_< puwsy :3 insowence UwU shaww bweak :33 his wind +With feaw ÚwÚ and >_> howwid fwight. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Noble ÚwÚ and >_> young, +x3 When >w< thy xDD fiwst griefs :3 wewe >_> but :3 a mere ^.^ conceit, +Ere xDD thou >w< hadst powew ow ^.^ we xDD had cause of ;;w;; feaw, +We sent to ÚwÚ thee, to UwU give >w< thy rages balm, +;;w;; To xDD wipe x3 out UwU ouw ingratitude with loves +Abuv uWu theiw quantity. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. ^w^ So uWu did ^.^ we ^.^ woo +>_< Twansfowmed OwO Timon to UwU ouw ^.^ city's wuv +^-^ By humble ^-^ message ÚwÚ and ^.^ by pwomis'd means. +We :3 wewe nyot aww >_> unkind, nor aww OwO desewve +uWu The ^w^ common ^w^ stwoke of waw. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ;;w;; These OwO wawws of ouws +^.^ Wewe nyot >_> ewected ^.^ by uWu theiw ^.^ hands from ÚwÚ whom +>_> You uWu have weceiv'd x3 youw OwO gwiefs; nor OwO awe ;;w;; they xDD such +:33 That these great >_> tow'ws, trophies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ schoows, >_> shouwd faww +For >_> pwivate :33 fauwts uWu in OwO them. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. x3 Nyow OwO awe ;;w;; they UwU wiving +Who :3 wewe x3 the >_< motives :3 that xDD you xDD fiwst OwO went out; +:3 Shame, :3 that ;;w;; they OwO wanted ^w^ cunnying, uWu in ^.^ excess +>_< Hath broke uWu theiw >w< heawts. March, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, +^.^ Into UwU ouw UwU city with >w< thy ^-^ bannyews :33 spwead. +^-^ By >_> decimation ÚwÚ and :3 a tithed >w< death- +;;w;; If >w< thy :33 wevenges :33 hungew fow :3 that OwO food +>_< Which ÚwÚ nyatuwe woathes- OwO take xDD thou x3 the ^w^ destin'd tenth, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the >_< hazawd of x3 the ^-^ spotted ^-^ die +Let ^-^ die x3 the ^.^ spotted. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. All uWu have nyot UwU offended; +For UwU those :3 that uWu wewe, >w< it >_> is nyot square to take, +On UwU those :3 that awe, >_< wevenge: >_< cwimes, ^.^ wike lands, +^w^ Awe nyot inherited. Then, uWu deaw countwyman, +Bring uWu in >w< thy ranks, >_> but OwO weave ^-^ without >w< thy uWu wage; +^w^ Spawe >w< thy xDD Athenyian cwadwe, ÚwÚ and UwU those ^-^ kin +>_< Which, uWu in x3 the ^.^ bwustew of >w< thy :33 wwath, ^w^ must faww +With UwU those :3 that uWu have ^.^ offended. Wike :3 a xDD shephewd +OwO Appwoach x3 the ^w^ fowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cuww x3 th' xDD infected ^-^ fowth, +OwO But OwO kiww nyot aww together. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> What xDD thou wiwt, +^.^ Thou rather shalt enforce >w< it with >w< thy ;;w;; smiwe +Than hew uWu to't with >w< thy ^-^ swowd. +uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Set >_> but >w< thy :33 foot +^w^ Against UwU ouw :33 wampiw'd :3 gates ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they UwU shaww ope, +^w^ So xDD thou wiwt >_> send >w< thy ^-^ gentwe >_< heawt >w< befowe +;;w;; To >_> say x3 thou't enter friendly. +^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. Throw >w< thy glove, +:33 Ow xDD any ;;w;; token of ^.^ thinye honour else, +:33 That xDD thou wiwt use x3 the UwU waws >_< as >w< thy xDD wedwess +xDD And nyot >_< as UwU ouw ^.^ confusion, aww >w< thy ÚwÚ powews +Shall >_< make uWu theiw uWu hawbouw uWu in UwU ouw :33 town >w< tiww ^.^ we +:3 Have OwO seaw'd >w< thy full desiwe. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU Then there's x3 my gwuv; +>_< Descend, ÚwÚ and open x3 youw >_> unchawged ^w^ powts. +>w< Those >_< enyemies of >_< Timon's ÚwÚ and >_< minye OwO own, +;;w;; Whom xDD you youwsewves UwU shaww uWu set x3 out fow xDD wepwoof, +Fall, ÚwÚ and nyo more. ^.^ And, to OwO atonye x3 youw OwO feaws +With x3 my ^.^ mowe x3 nyobwe meanying, nyot :3 a x3 man +Shall pass :33 his quarter ow ^-^ offend x3 the stweam +Of regular justice uWu in x3 youw ^.^ city's UwU bounds, +OwO But UwU shaww be render'd to x3 youw public UwU waws +At ;;w;; heaviest answer. +ÚwÚ BOTH. 'Tis UwU most ;;w;; nyobwy >_> spoken. +^w^ AWCIBIADES. >_< Descend, ÚwÚ and >_< keep x3 youw ÚwÚ wowds. +;;w;; [The x3 SENyATOWS descend ÚwÚ and open x3 the ÚwÚ gates] + +Entew :3 a ;;w;; SOWDIEW >_< as :3 a Messenger + +uWu SOWDIEW. OwO My x3 nyobwe Genyewaw, OwO Timon >_> is UwU dead; +x3 Entomb'd ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD vewy >w< hem ^.^ o' x3 th' sea; +xDD And on :33 his uWu gwave-stonye ÚwÚ this ^w^ inscuwptuwe, which +With OwO wax UwU I ^.^ bwought away, x3 whose soft x3 impwession +UwU Intewpwets fow x3 my poor UwU ignyowance. + +>_> AWCIBIADES weads x3 the uWu Epitaph + +;;w;; 'Hewe wies :3 a wwetched :33 cowse, of wwetched :3 souw beweft; +;;w;; Seek nyot x3 my nyame. ^-^ A pwague ^-^ consume xDD you wicked >_< caitiffs :33 weft! +:3 Hewe >_< wie I, >w< Timon, who ^.^ awive aww UwU wiving ;;w;; men uWu did ^.^ hate. +ÚwÚ Pass UwU by, ÚwÚ and UwU cuwse >w< thy OwO fiww; >_> but pass, ÚwÚ and xDD stay nyot OwO hewe >w< thy +gait.' +;;w;; These weww express uWu in uWu thee >w< thy UwU wattew spiwits. +;;w;; Though xDD thou abhorr'dst uWu in >_> us UwU ouw human ^.^ gwiefs, +Scorn'dst UwU ouw bwain's >_< fwow, ÚwÚ and UwU those UwU ouw ^.^ dwopwets which +Fwom niggard ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ faww, yet rich conceit +>_< Taught uWu thee to >_< make >_> vast Nyeptunye xDD weep fow ^.^ aye +On >w< thy wow ^-^ gwave, on :33 fauwts forgiven. Dead +Is x3 nyobwe >w< Timon, of x3 whose ^w^ memowy +uWu Heweaftew more. Bring ;;w;; me x3 into x3 youw city, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww use x3 the owive, with x3 my ^-^ swowd; +^-^ Make >w< waw breed ÚwÚ peace, >_< make uWu peace ÚwÚ stint waw, >_< make >_< each +Prescribe to ÚwÚ othew, >_< as >_< each ;;w;; othew's leech. +Let UwU ouw xDD dwums stwike. 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ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: ->_> Wome ÚwÚ and OwO the nyeighbouwhood - - -^-^ ACT OwO 1. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Rome. Before OwO the Capitow - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the UwU TWIBUNyES ÚwÚ and SENATORS xDD awoft; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ entew x3 bewow ->w< SATUWNyINyUS ÚwÚ and his followers at ^-^ onye doow, ÚwÚ and OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and his followers -at OwO the xDD othew, with ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets - -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. x3 Nyobwe patwicians, patrons >_> of my >_< wight, -Defend OwO the :33 justice >_> of my cause with arms; -And, countrymen, my :33 woving xDD fowwowews, ->w< Pwead my ^w^ successive title with >_> youw x3 swowds. -I x3 am his ^.^ fiwst :3 bown :3 son UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO the last -:33 That x3 wawe OwO the >w< impewiaw diadem >_> of Rome; -;;w;; Then let my >_< fathew's honours live in uWu me, -Nyow :33 wwong >_< minye :3 age with :3 this ^-^ indignyity. ->_< BASSIANyUS. uWu Womans, fwiends, xDD fowwowews, ÚwÚ favouwews >_> of my >_< wight, ->w< If >w< evew Bassianus, Caesar's UwU son, -Were >_< gwacious in OwO the eyes >_> of :33 woyaw Wome, -Keep then :3 this ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; -And suffer ^.^ nyot ^-^ dishonyouw ^-^ to xDD appwoach -The >w< impewiaw uWu seat, ^-^ to :3 viwtue consecwate, -ÚwÚ To justice, ^w^ continyence, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyobiwity; -But let desewt in ÚwÚ puwe >w< ewection shine; -And, uWu Womans, fight uWu fow freedom in >_> youw x3 choice. - -x3 Entew >w< MAWCUS >_> ANDWONyICUS ^-^ awoft, with OwO the :3 cwown - ->_> MAWCUS. OwO Pwinces, UwU that ^-^ stwive uWu by :3 factions ÚwÚ and uWu by fwiends ->w< Ambitiouswy uWu fow UwU wuwe ÚwÚ and UwU empewy, -xDD Knyow UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of Wome, uWu fow xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ stand -OwO A speciaw xDD pawty, ^.^ have uWu by ^w^ common >w< voice -UwU In >w< ewection uWu fow OwO the Woman :3 empewy -uWu Chosen UwU Andwonyicus, UwU suwnyamed Pius ->_< Fow many good ÚwÚ and gweat :3 desewts ^-^ to Rome. -OwO A nobler man, :3 a ;;w;; bwavew warrior, -Wives ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 day within OwO the :33 city walls. -ÚwÚ He uWu by OwO the Senate :3 is uWu accited home, -From x3 weawy wars x3 against OwO the ^.^ bawbawous ^w^ Goths, -:33 That with his OwO sons, :3 a terror ^-^ to ^-^ ouw uWu foes, -;;w;; Hath yok'd :3 a >w< nyation ^w^ stwong, >w< twain'd OwO up in arms. -xDD Ten years awe spent >_< since ^.^ fiwst ^.^ he undewtook -:3 This cause >_> of Wome, ÚwÚ and x3 chastised with ÚwÚ awms -Our enyemies' pwide; five xDD times ^.^ he ;;w;; hath wetuwn'd -ÚwÚ Bweeding ^-^ to Wome, beawing his ÚwÚ vawiant >_< sons -UwU In x3 coffins ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO fiewd; ÚwÚ and at :3 this :3 day -ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 monyument >_> of UwU that Andronici -Done ÚwÚ sacwifice >_> of ;;w;; expiation, -And OwO swain OwO the nyobwest pwisonyew >_> of OwO the >w< Goths. -And :3 nyow at ^w^ wast, waden with honour's UwU spoiws, -Returns OwO the good ^-^ Andwonyicus ^-^ to Wome, -Renowned uWu Titus, flourishing in arms. ->_> Wet OwO us >w< entweat, uWu by uWu honyouw >_> of his name -x3 Whom :3 wowthiwy you would ^.^ have :3 nyow succeed, -And in OwO the Capitow ÚwÚ and UwU Senyate's >_< wight, -x3 Whom you pwetend ^-^ to uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> adowe, -:33 That you withdraw you ÚwÚ and abate >_> youw UwU stwength, -:33 Dismiss >_> youw xDD fowwowews, :3 and, as suitows x3 shouwd, ->w< Pwead >_> youw :3 desewts in xDD peace ÚwÚ and OwO humbwenyess. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. OwO How fair OwO the Tribune ^-^ speaks ^-^ to UwU cawm my xDD thoughts. ->_< BASSIANyUS. Mawcus UwU Andwonyicus, OwO so I ^-^ do uWu affy -UwU In >w< thy UwU upwightnyess ÚwÚ and integrity, -And OwO so I love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and thinye, -x3 Thy x3 nyobwe bwothew UwU Titus ÚwÚ and his OwO sons, -And xDD hew ^-^ to xDD whom my >_> thoughts awe x3 humbwed aww, -xDD Gwacious Wavinyia, :33 Wome's rich OwO ownyament, -:33 That I uWu wiww here UwU dismiss my :33 woving fwiends, -And ^-^ to my :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and OwO the people's :3 favouw -:33 Commit my cause in x3 bawance ^-^ to >w< be weigh'd. ->_< Exeunt OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of OwO BASSIANyUS -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Friends, UwU that ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; thus :3 fowwawd in my >_< wight, -I :3 thank you >w< aww ÚwÚ and here UwU dismiss you aww, -And ^-^ to OwO the love ÚwÚ and :3 favouw >_> of my ;;w;; countwy -:33 Commit ÚwÚ mysewf, my ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ cause. ->_< Exeunt OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of >w< SATUWNyINyUS -Wome, >w< be as ^.^ just ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious x3 unto me -UwU As I x3 am >w< confident ÚwÚ and >w< kind ^-^ to thee. -ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and let me in. ->_< BASSIANyUS. xDD Twibunyes, ÚwÚ and uWu me, :3 a UwU poow competitor. -[Flourish. ^.^ They >w< go OwO up OwO into OwO the Senate uWu House] - -x3 Entew :3 a uWu CAPTAIN - ->_< CAPTAIN. uWu Womans, ^-^ make way. The good UwU Andwonyicus, -ÚwÚ Patwon >_> of uWu viwtue, :33 Wome's :33 best >_< champion, -Successful in OwO the ^.^ battwes UwU that ^.^ he OwO fights, -x3 With uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and with >_> fowtunye :3 is wetuwn'd -From xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; ciwcumscwibed with his >_< swowd -And ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ^.^ yoke OwO the >_> enyemies >_> of Rome. - -Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and twumpets, ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ entew MARTIUS -ÚwÚ and MUTIUS, two >_> of >_< TITUS' >w< sons; ÚwÚ and then two x3 men -beawing :3 a ^-^ coffin cuvwed with OwO bwack; then >w< WUCIUS -ÚwÚ and QUINTUS, two uWu othew >w< sons; then >_> TITUS ANDWONyICUS; -ÚwÚ and then OwO TAMOWA OwO the Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, with xDD hew three -OwO sons, ALARBUS, DEMETRIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, with >_> AAWON OwO the -Moow, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, as many as can UwU be. ;;w;; Then xDD set ;;w;; down -OwO the ^-^ coffin ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS ^-^ speaks - -;;w;; TITUS. Hail, Wome, victorious in >w< thy ÚwÚ mouwnying >w< weeds! -:33 Wo, as OwO the bark UwU that ;;w;; hath :33 dischawg'd xDD hew fwaught -Returns with pwecious lading ^-^ to OwO the :33 bay -From :3 whence at ^.^ fiwst ^.^ she x3 weigh'd xDD hew anchowage, -Cometh UwU Andwonyicus, bound with ^.^ wauwew ^w^ boughs, -ÚwÚ To xDD we-sawute his ;;w;; countwy with his >_< teaws, -Tears >_> of OwO twue ^.^ joy uWu fow his xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Rome. -Thou gweat defender >_> of :3 this Capitow, -Stand >_< gwacious ^-^ to OwO the :3 wites UwU that ^-^ we uWu intend! -uWu Womans, >_> of five ÚwÚ and twenty ÚwÚ vawiant OwO sons, -Hawf >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew UwU that UwU King Priam ^-^ had, -ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the UwU poow remains, x3 awive ÚwÚ and x3 dead! -^.^ These UwU that uWu suwvive let >_> Wome reward with :33 wuv; -^.^ These UwU that I bwing x3 unto theiw :3 watest home, -x3 With burial ÚwÚ amongst theiw ancestows. -;;w;; Hewe uWu Goths ^.^ have >w< given me xDD weave ^-^ to OwO sheathe my ^w^ swowd. -uWu Titus, UwU unkind, ÚwÚ and >_> cawewess >_> of UwU thinye own, -UwU Why suffew'st :3 thou >w< thy OwO sons, OwO unbuwied >_> yet, -ÚwÚ To hover uWu on OwO the dreadful showe >_> of Styx? -UwU Make uWu way ^-^ to uWu way them uWu by theiw brethren. -^.^ [They open OwO the tomb] -Thewe gweet in :3 siwence, as OwO the UwU dead awe ÚwÚ wont, -And ;;w;; sweep in :3 peace, OwO swain in >_> youw ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; waws. -:3 O xDD sacwed receptacle >_> of my ;;w;; joys, -^.^ Sweet cell >_> of :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyobiwity, -OwO How many >_< sons x3 hast :3 thou >_> of >_< minye in ^.^ stowe -:33 That :3 thou xDD wiwt never render ^-^ to me ;;w;; mowe! -UwU WUCIUS. >w< Give OwO us OwO the pwoudest pwisonyew >_> of OwO the ^w^ Goths, -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may xDD hew his xDD wimbs, ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 a OwO piwe -;;w;; Ad manes :33 fwatwum ÚwÚ sacwifice his ^.^ fwesh -Before :3 this earthy pwison >_> of theiw OwO bonyes, -:33 That OwO so OwO the ^w^ shadows >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< unyappeas'd, -Nyow ^-^ we distuwb'd with UwU pwodigies uWu on xDD eawth. -;;w;; TITUS. I ^w^ give him :3 you- OwO the nyobwest UwU that xDD suwvives, -The ewdest :3 son >_> of :3 this >_> distwessed >w< queen. -;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< Stay, Woman brethen! xDD Gwacious ;;w;; conquewow, -Victowious uWu Titus, :33 wue OwO the ;;w;; teaws I UwU shed, -OwO A >_> mothew's ;;w;; teaws in passion uWu fow xDD hew :3 son; -And ^-^ if >w< thy >_< sons ;;w;; wewe >w< evew dear ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -:33 O, ÚwÚ think my :3 son ^-^ to >w< be as dear ^-^ to UwU me! -Sufficeth ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ we awe ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_> Wome -ÚwÚ To :33 beautify >w< thy triumphs, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn -ÚwÚ Captive ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< thy Woman ÚwÚ yoke; -But >w< must my >_< sons >w< be >_> swaughtewed in OwO the >w< stweets ->_< Fow ÚwÚ vawiant x3 doings in theiw ^-^ countwy's cause? -:33 O, ^-^ if ^-^ to fight uWu fow ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and commonweaw -Were ^-^ piety in thinye, ^.^ it :3 is in :3 these. -UwU Andwonyicus, :33 stain ^.^ nyot >w< thy tomb with bwood. -uWu Wiwt :3 thou dwaw ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO the >_< gods? -Draw ;;w;; nyeaw them then in being mewcifuw. -^.^ Sweet UwU mewcy :3 is nobility's OwO twue ÚwÚ badge. -Thwice-nyobwe uWu Titus, spawe my :3 fiwst-bown :33 son. -;;w;; TITUS. Patient OwO youwsewf, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and pawdon >_> me. -^.^ These awe theiw brethren, xDD whom >_> youw uWu Goths x3 behewd -ÚwÚ Awive ÚwÚ and >w< dead; ÚwÚ and uWu fow theiw ;;w;; bwethwen OwO swain -Religiously uWu they ÚwÚ ask :3 a sacrifice. -ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> youw :3 son :3 is x3 mawk'd, ÚwÚ and die ^.^ he >w< must -^.^ T' >_< appease theiw UwU gwoanying ^w^ shadows UwU that awe gone. -UwU WUCIUS. :3 Away with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a x3 fiwe ;;w;; stwaight; -And with ^-^ ouw uWu swowds, x3 upon :3 a OwO piwe >_> of >_< wood, -Let's xDD hew his wimbs ÚwÚ tiww uWu they >w< be cwean xDD consum'd. ->_< Exeunt >_< TITUS' >w< SONS, with ALARBUS -;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 O cruel, ^.^ iwwewigious ^w^ piety! -CHIWON. >_> Was never Scythia half OwO so >_> bawbawous! -uWu DEMETWIUS. Oppose ^.^ nyot Scythia ^-^ to ambitious Rome. -Awawbus :33 goes ^-^ to rest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu suwvive -ÚwÚ To ^.^ twembwe uWu undew Titus' x3 thweat'nying ;;w;; wook. ->_> Then, UwU madam, ^.^ stand resolv'd, uWu but >w< hope withaw -The ;;w;; sewf-same UwU gods UwU that UwU awm'd OwO the Queen >_> of ^-^ Twoy -x3 With opportunity >_> of shawp wevenge -:3 Upon OwO the Thracian >_> tywant in his tent -May :3 favouw ÚwÚ Tamowa, OwO the Queen >_> of UwU Goths- -When uWu Goths ;;w;; wewe uWu Goths ÚwÚ and xDD Tamowa ÚwÚ was OwO queen- -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit OwO the bwoody ^-^ wwongs x3 upon xDD hew foes. - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ^.^ MAWTIUS, ÚwÚ and -MUTIUS, OwO the >_< sons >_> of ANDRONICUS, with theiw >_> swowds bwoody - -UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ See, lord ÚwÚ and fathew, how ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd -Our Woman uWu wites: UwU Awawbus' wimbs awe x3 wopp'd, -And entrails :33 feed OwO the sacrificing fire, -uWu Whose ^-^ smoke >_< wike >_> incense doth perfume OwO the ÚwÚ sky. -Wemainyeth UwU nyought uWu but ^-^ to ;;w;; intew ^-^ ouw brethren, -And with loud 'wawums ^-^ wewcome them ^-^ to Rome. -;;w;; TITUS. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be so, ÚwÚ and let ^-^ Andwonyicus -UwU Make :3 this his :3 watest faweweww ^-^ to theiw UwU souws. ->_< [Sound OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and uWu way OwO the ^-^ coffin in OwO the tomb] -UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw west you ;;w;; hewe, my >w< sons; -:33 Wome's OwO weadiest :33 champions, wepose you here in rest, -^w^ Secuwe ^-^ fwom :33 wowwdwy >_< chances ÚwÚ and >w< mishaps! -;;w;; Hewe >_< wuwks nyo tweason, here nyo >_< envy swells, -;;w;; Hewe gwow nyo damned ÚwÚ dwugs, here awe nyo stowms, -:3 Nyo noise, uWu but siwence ÚwÚ and eternal ^-^ sweep. -UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw west you ;;w;; hewe, my >_> sons! - -x3 Entew :33 WAVINyIA - -OwO WAVINyIA. UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw live Wowd UwU Titus xDD wong; -UwU My x3 nyobwe lord ÚwÚ and fathew, live in ^-^ fame! -:33 Wo, at :3 this tomb my ÚwÚ twibutawy ;;w;; teaws -I render uWu fow my brethren's ;;w;; obsequies; -And at >w< thy :3 feet I ÚwÚ knyeew, with ;;w;; teaws >_> of ^.^ joy -Shed uWu on :3 this :3 eawth uWu fow >w< thy xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Rome. -:33 O, bless me here with >w< thy victorious ;;w;; hand, -uWu Whose :3 fowtunyes :33 Wome's :33 best xDD citizens appwaud! -;;w;; TITUS. UwU Kind Wome, UwU that x3 hast ;;w;; thus xDD wovingwy ^-^ wesewv'd -The cowdiaw >_> of >_< minye :3 age ^-^ to ^.^ gwad my >_< heawt! -Wavinyia, :3 wive; ;;w;; outwive >w< thy >_< fathew's OwO days, -And ^w^ fame's eternal date, uWu fow >w< viwtue's ÚwÚ pwaise! - -OwO Entew, ^.^ abuv, >w< MAWCUS >_> ANDWONyICUS ÚwÚ and TRIBUNES; -re-enter SATURNINUS, >w< BASSIANyUS, ÚwÚ and attendants - ->_> MAWCUS. Wong live Wowd uWu Titus, my bewuvd :33 bwothew, -xDD Gwacious triumpher in OwO the eyes >_> of Rome! -;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Tribune, x3 nyobwe bwothew Marcus. ->_> MAWCUS. And welcome, ;;w;; nyephews, ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ successfuw ^w^ waws, -You UwU that uWu suwvive ÚwÚ and you UwU that ;;w;; sweep in >w< fame. -^-^ Faiw x3 wowds, >_> youw :3 fowtunyes awe alike in >w< aww -:33 That in >_> youw ^-^ countwy's service >_< dwew >_> youw uWu swowds; -But OwO safew ;;w;; twiumph :3 is :3 this >_> funyewaw OwO pomp -:33 That ;;w;; hath xDD aspiw'd ^-^ to Solon's >w< happinyess -And uWu twiumphs xDD uvw uWu chance in honour's bed. -UwU Titus UwU Andwonyicus, OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of Wome, -uWu Whose fwiend in :33 justice :3 thou x3 hast >w< evew :3 been, ->_> Send ÚwÚ thee uWu by uWu me, theiw Tribune ÚwÚ and theiw twust, -:3 This OwO paw]iament >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and >_> spotwess >w< hue; -And name ÚwÚ thee in >w< ewection uWu fow OwO the ^.^ empiwe -x3 With ^.^ these ^-^ ouw OwO wate-deceased Emperor's ^-^ sons: -Be uWu candidatus then, ÚwÚ and >w< put ^.^ it OwO on, -And ^w^ hewp ^-^ to xDD set :3 a head uWu on headwess Rome. -;;w;; TITUS. OwO A better head xDD hew ^w^ gwowious ÚwÚ body ^-^ fits ->w< Than his UwU that xDD shakes uWu fow :3 age ÚwÚ and :33 feebwenyess. -What shouwd I uWu don :3 this robe ÚwÚ and twoubwe you? -Be :3 chosen with proclamations UwU to-day, ->w< To-mowwow ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up UwU wuwe, resign my xDD wife, -And xDD set ÚwÚ abwoad OwO nyew ^-^ businyess uWu fow you all? -Wome, I ^.^ have >_< been >w< thy sowdiew forty yeaws, -And wed my ^-^ countwy's OwO stwength >w< successfuwwy, -And buwied ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and twenty ÚwÚ vawiant OwO sons, -Knighted in field, OwO swain manfuwwy in uWu awms, -UwU In ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and service >_> of theiw x3 nyobwe countwy. ->w< Give me :3 a xDD staff >_> of uWu honyouw uWu fow >_< minye ^-^ age, -But ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO sceptwe ^-^ to ÚwÚ contwow OwO the world. -Upright ^.^ he held it, x3 wowds, UwU that held ^.^ it :33 wast. ->_> MAWCUS. uWu Titus, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< obtain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask OwO the x3 empewy. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Proud ÚwÚ and ambitious Tribune, ^w^ canst :3 thou UwU teww? -;;w;; TITUS. UwU Patience, Prince Saturninus. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. uWu Womans, ^-^ do me >_> wight. -Patricians, dwaw >_> youw uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and OwO sheathe them ^.^ nyot -;;w;; Tiww xDD Satuwnyinyus >w< be :33 Wome's Emperor. -UwU Andwonyicus, would :3 thou ;;w;; wewe shipp'd ^-^ to heww ->_< Wathew than x3 wob me >_> of OwO the people's heawts! -UwU WUCIUS. Proud ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, ^-^ intewwuptew >_> of OwO the good -:33 That UwU nyobwe-minded UwU Titus :3 means ^-^ to thee! -;;w;; TITUS. Content ^.^ thee, Prince; I uWu wiww restore ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee -The people's hearts, ÚwÚ and wean them ^-^ fwom :3 themsewves. ->_< BASSIANyUS. UwU Andwonyicus, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fwattew ^.^ thee, -But uWu honyouw ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ die. -UwU My >w< faction ^-^ if :3 thou OwO stwengthen with >w< thy fwiends, -I uWu wiww UwU most thankfuw ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks ^-^ to x3 men -x3 Of x3 nyobwe ^w^ minds :3 is honyouwabwe >_> meed. -;;w;; TITUS. People >_> of Wome, ÚwÚ and people's Tribunes ;;w;; hewe, -I ÚwÚ ask >_> youw OwO voices ÚwÚ and >_> youw suffwages: -uWu Wiww ye bestow them fwiendwy uWu on Andronicus? -TWIBUNyES. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwatify OwO the good UwU Andwonyicus, -And :3 gwatuwate his xDD safe xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Wome, -The ^w^ peopwe uWu wiww accept xDD whom ^.^ he x3 admits. -;;w;; TITUS. xDD Twibunyes, I :3 thank OwO you; ÚwÚ and :3 this suit I >_> make, -:33 That you UwU cweate ^-^ ouw Emperor's ewdest UwU son, -Wowd OwO Satuwnyinye; uWu whose viwtues wiww, I hope, -OwO Wefwect uWu on >_> Wome as Titan's ^-^ ways uWu on :3 eawth, -And ripen :33 justice in :3 this :33 commonweaw. ->_> Then, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ewect uWu by my >_< advice, -Crown ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu say 'Long live ^-^ ouw Empewow!' ->_> MAWCUS. x3 With OwO voices ÚwÚ and applause >_> of every sort, -ÚwÚ Patwicians ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwebeians, ^-^ we UwU cweate -Wowd xDD Satuwnyinyus :33 Wome's gweat Empewow; -And uWu say 'Long live ^-^ ouw UwU Empewow >_> Satuwnyinye!' -;;w;; [A wong flourish ÚwÚ tiww uWu they come >w< down] -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU Titus UwU Andwonyicus, uWu fow >w< thy favouws x3 donye -ÚwÚ To OwO us in ^-^ ouw >w< ewection :3 this :3 day -I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ thanks in part >_> of >w< thy :33 desewts, -And uWu wiww with deeds ÚwÚ wequite >w< thy gentwenyess; -And uWu fow OwO an ^.^ onset, uWu Titus, ^-^ to ^.^ advance -x3 Thy name ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe family, -^w^ Wavinyia uWu wiww I ^-^ make my >_> empewess, -:33 Wome's :33 woyaw mistress, ^w^ mistwess >_> of my xDD heawt, -And in OwO the xDD sacwed >_< Pantheon xDD hew espouse. ->_> Teww uWu me, UwU Andwonyicus, doth :3 this motion >w< pwease OwO thee? -;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ It :33 doth, my >w< wowthy lord, ÚwÚ and in :3 this ^-^ match -I howd me highly honoured >_> of >_> youw Gwace, -And here in OwO sight >_> of Wome, ^-^ to ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, -UwU King ÚwÚ and :33 commandew >_> of ^-^ ouw commonweal, -The ^-^ wide world's >_< Empewow, ^-^ do I consecrate -UwU My ;;w;; swowd, my UwU chawiot, ÚwÚ and my prisoners, -Pwesents ;;w;; weww >w< wowthy :33 Wome's imperious ^w^ wowd; -;;w;; Weceive them then, OwO the twibute UwU that I ^.^ owe, -Minye honour's x3 ensigns x3 humbwed at >w< thy ;;w;; feet. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 nyobwe uWu Titus, fathew >_> of my wife. -OwO How >_> pwoud I x3 am >_> of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< thy x3 gifts ->_> Wome uWu shaww OwO wecowd; ÚwÚ and when I ^-^ do ^-^ fowget -The :33 weast >_> of ^.^ these unspeakabwe :33 desewts, -uWu Womans, ^-^ fowget >_> youw fealty ^-^ to >_> me. -;;w;; TITUS. uWu [To TAMORA] Nyow, UwU madam, awe you pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO an emperor; -ÚwÚ To him UwU that uWu fow >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO state -uWu Wiww ;;w;; use you ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ fowwowews. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ [Aside] OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy >w< wady, xDD twust me; >_> of OwO the hue -:33 That I would choose, ;;w;; wewe I ^-^ to OwO choose anew.- -Cweaw uWu up, fair uWu Queen, UwU that cloudy >_> countenyance; -^-^ Though uWu chance >_> of OwO waw ;;w;; hath wrought :3 this >_> change >_> of cheew, -Thou ;;w;; com'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :3 made :3 a :33 scown in :3 Wome- -UwU Pwincewy uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy >_< usage every way. -ÚwÚ West uWu on my ;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ nyot discontent -;;w;; Daunt >w< aww >_> youw UwU hopes. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he UwU comfowts you -^w^ Can ^-^ make you gweatew than OwO the Queen >_> of >w< Goths. -Wavinyia, you awe ^.^ nyot displeas'd with uWu this? -OwO WAVINyIA. :3 Nyot OwO I, my lord, x3 sith OwO twue uWu nyobiwity -OwO Wawwants ^.^ these uWu wowds in >_< pwincewy courtesy. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, ^w^ sweet ^-^ Wavinyia. uWu Womans, let OwO us ^.^ go. -OwO Wansomwess here ^-^ we xDD set ^-^ ouw prisoners xDD fwee. -UwU Pwocwaim ^-^ ouw UwU honyouws, x3 wowds, with >_> twump ÚwÚ and drum. -[Fwouwish] ->_< BASSIANyUS. Wowd uWu Titus, uWu by >_> youw leave, :3 this maid :3 is x3 minye. -;;w;; [Seizing WAVINyIA] -;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ How, :3 siw! uWu Awe you in eawnyest then, my UwU wowd? ->_< BASSIANyUS. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe uWu Titus, ÚwÚ and resolv'd withaw -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf :3 this reason ÚwÚ and :3 this >_> wight. ->_> MAWCUS. Suum xDD cuique :3 is ^-^ ouw Woman justice: -:3 This pwince in :33 justice ÚwÚ seizeth uWu but his >w< own. -UwU WUCIUS. And UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ^-^ shaww, ^-^ if Wucius wive. -;;w;; TITUS. Twaitows, xDD avaunt! :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Emperor's x3 guawd? -Treason, my wowd- ^w^ Wavinyia :3 is ^-^ suwpwis'd! -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Suwpwis'd! By >_< whom? ->_< BASSIANyUS. By him UwU that justly ^-^ may -Beaw his ^-^ betwoth'd ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >_> away. ->_< Exeunt OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS with :33 WAVINyIA -MUTIUS. Brothers, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to convey xDD hew x3 hence ^w^ away, -And with my >_< swowd I'll ^-^ keep :3 this xDD doow ^-^ safe. ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ÚwÚ and MARTIUS -;;w;; TITUS. OwO Fowwow, my lord, ÚwÚ and I'll >_> soon bwing xDD hew ^-^ back. -MUTIUS. UwU My lord, you xDD pass ^.^ nyot here. -;;w;; TITUS. >_> What, villain :33 boy! -Baw'st me my uWu way in Rome? -MUTIUS. :3 Hewp, >_< Wucius, :33 hewp! ->_> TITUS kiwws >_> him. ^-^ Duwing OwO the fray, exeunt SATURNINUS, -TAMORA, DEMETRIUS, ÚwÚ CHIWON, ÚwÚ and >_> AAWON - -;;w;; We-entew Wucius - -UwU WUCIUS. UwU My lord, you awe unjust, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than :3 so: -UwU In :3 wwongfuw >_< quawwew you ^.^ have OwO swain >_> youw :33 son. -;;w;; TITUS. Nyow :3 thou :3 nyow ^.^ he awe ^-^ any >_< sons >_> of mine; -UwU My >_< sons would never OwO so ^-^ dishonyouw >_> me. - -;;w;; We-entew ^-^ awoft OwO the EMPEROR -with OwO TAMOWA ÚwÚ and xDD hew two Sons, ÚwÚ and >_> AAWON OwO the Moor - ->_< Twaitow, restore ^w^ Wavinyia ^-^ to OwO the Emperor. -UwU WUCIUS. uWu Dead, ^-^ if you wiww; uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be his xDD wife, -:33 That :3 is x3 anyothew's lawful OwO pwomis'd wuv. Exit -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. No, uWu Titus, no; OwO the UwU Empewow ^.^ nyeeds xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, -Nyow UwU hew, :3 nyow ^.^ thee, :3 nyow ^-^ any >_> of >w< thy :33 stock. -I'll xDD twust uWu by :3 weisuwe him UwU that >w< mocks me once; -ÚwÚ Thee OwO nyevew, :3 nyow >w< thy twaitowous :33 haughty OwO sons, -UwU Confedewates >w< aww ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^-^ dishonyouw >_> me. ->_> Was there UwU nyonye ewse in >_> Wome ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ stawe -But :33 Satuwnyinye? >w< Fuww well, UwU Andwonyicus, -Agwee ^.^ these deeds with UwU that >_> pwoud brag >_> of UwU thinye -:33 That uWu saidst I begg'd OwO the ^.^ empiwe at >w< thy hands. -;;w;; TITUS. :3 O monstrous! What wepwoachfuw uWu wowds awe ^w^ these? -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. But >w< go >w< thy ways; ÚwÚ go, ^w^ give UwU that changing piece -ÚwÚ To him UwU that flourish'd uWu fow xDD hew with his ^w^ swowd. -OwO A ÚwÚ vawiant xDD son-in-waw :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; enjoy; ->_< Onye x3 fit ^-^ to :33 bandy with >w< thy :33 wawwess OwO sons, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ wuffwe in OwO the commonweawth >_> of Rome. -;;w;; TITUS. ^.^ These uWu wowds awe wazows ^-^ to my >_< wounded ÚwÚ heawt. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. And ^.^ thewefowe, UwU wuvwy ÚwÚ Tamowa, Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, -That, >_< wike OwO the xDD statewy OwO Phoebe 'mongst xDD hew nymphs, -Dost overshine OwO the xDD gawwant'st ;;w;; dames >_> of Wome, ->w< If :3 thou >w< be pleas'd with :3 this my ^w^ sudden choice, ->_< Behowd, I OwO choose ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ Tamowa, uWu fow my ^w^ bwide -And uWu wiww UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee >_< Empewess >_> of Rome. -xDD Speak, Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ appwaud my :33 choice? -And here I uWu sweaw uWu by >w< aww OwO the Woman ;;w;; gods- -;;w;; Sith pwiest ÚwÚ and holy >w< watew awe OwO so uWu nyeaw, -And :33 tapews >_< buwn OwO so :33 bwight, ÚwÚ and OwO evewything -UwU In readiness uWu fow :3 Hymenyaeus uWu stand- -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD we-sawute OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Wome, -Ow climb my :3 pawace, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ fwom :3 fowth :3 this place -I ;;w;; wead espous'd my ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. -;;w;; TAMOWA. And here in OwO sight >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ to >_> Wome I sweaw, ->w< If Satuwnyinye ^.^ advance OwO the Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, -She uWu wiww :3 a ^.^ handmaid >w< be ^-^ to his desiwes, -OwO A :33 woving ^w^ nyuwse, :3 a mothew ^-^ to his uWu youth. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Ascend, fair uWu Queen, :33 Pantheon. >w< Wowds, :33 accompany -Your x3 nyobwe UwU Empewow ÚwÚ and his UwU wuvwy bwide, -xDD Sent uWu by OwO the uWu heavens uWu fow Prince ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, -uWu Whose OwO wisdom ;;w;; hath xDD hew >_> fowtunye conquered; -Thewe uWu shaww ^-^ we consummate ^-^ ouw spousal uWu wites. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> TITUS -;;w;; TITUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ^-^ to OwO wait x3 upon :3 this bwide. ->_> TITUS, when ^w^ wewt :3 thou UwU wont ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk xDD awonye, -ÚwÚ Dishonyouwed thus, ÚwÚ and chawwenged >_> of ^-^ wwongs? - -;;w;; We-entew ^w^ MAWCUS, -ÚwÚ and >_< TITUS' >w< SONS, ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ÚwÚ and MARTIUS - ->_> MAWCUS. :3 O uWu Titus, >_> see, :33 O, UwU see what :3 thou x3 hast :33 donye! -UwU In :3 a OwO bad >_< quawwew OwO swain :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous :33 son. -;;w;; TITUS. No, foowish Tribune, no; nyo :3 son >_> of >_> minye- -Nyow thou, :3 nyow :33 these, confedewates in OwO the deed -:33 That ;;w;; hath ^.^ dishonyouwed >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU famiwy; ->w< Unwowthy bwothew ÚwÚ and unworthy >_> sons! -UwU WUCIUS. But let OwO us ^w^ give him uWu buwiaw, as UwU becomes; ->w< Give Mutius burial with ^-^ ouw bwethewen. -;;w;; TITUS. Twaitows, >w< away! ÚwÚ He wests ^.^ nyot in :3 this tomb. -:3 This :33 monyument five ^-^ hundwed years ;;w;; hath OwO stood, -^w^ Which I ^.^ have sumptuously ÚwÚ we-edified; -;;w;; Hewe UwU nyonye uWu but xDD sowdiews ÚwÚ and :33 Wome's servitors -^w^ Wepose in x3 fame; UwU nyonye basewy OwO swain in ^-^ bwawws. -UwU Buwy him xDD whewe you ^-^ can, ^.^ he comes ^.^ nyot here. ->_> MAWCUS. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is :3 impiety in you. -UwU My nyephew Mutius' deeds ^-^ do >w< pwead uWu fow him; -ÚwÚ He >w< must >w< be buwied with his bwethewen. -QUINTUS :3 & UwU MAWTIUS. And ^-^ shaww, ^w^ ow him ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< accompany. -;;w;; TITUS. ;;w;; 'And shaww!' What villain ÚwÚ was ^.^ it ^-^ spake UwU that UwU wowd? -OwO QUINTUS. ÚwÚ He UwU that would vouch ^.^ it in ^-^ any place uWu but here. -;;w;; TITUS. >_> What, would you :33 buwy him in my :3 despite? ->_> MAWCUS. No, x3 nyobwe uWu Titus, uWu but entweat >_> of ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ To pawdon Mutius ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 buwy >_> him. -;;w;; TITUS. Marcus, x3 even :3 thou x3 hast struck x3 upon my x3 cwest, -And with ^.^ these :3 boys >_< minye uWu honyouw :3 thou x3 hast wounded. -UwU My :33 foes I ^-^ do wepute you every UwU onye; -^w^ So twoubwe me nyo :3 mowe, uWu but >_< get you gone. -UwU MAWTIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot with ;;w;; himsewf; let OwO us withdraw. -OwO QUINTUS. :3 Nyot OwO I, ÚwÚ tiww Mutius' bones >w< be buwied. -UwU [The BROTHER ÚwÚ and OwO the SONS kneel] ->_> MAWCUS. xDD Bwothew, uWu fow in UwU that name doth ^-^ nyatuwe pwead- -OwO QUINTUS. Father, ÚwÚ and in UwU that name doth ^-^ nyatuwe UwU speak- -;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Speak :3 thou nyo :3 mowe, ^-^ if >w< aww OwO the west uWu wiww x3 speed. ->_> MAWCUS. Renowned uWu Titus, ^-^ mowe than half my x3 souw- -UwU WUCIUS. UwU Deaw fathew, ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and xDD substance >_> of OwO us xDD aww- ->_> MAWCUS. Suffew >w< thy bwothew Mawcus ^-^ to ;;w;; intew -His x3 nyobwe nyephew here in >w< viwtue's nyest, -:33 That ;;w;; died in uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and UwU Wavinyia's ^.^ cause. -Thou art :3 a ^-^ Woman- >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU bawbawous. -The ÚwÚ Gweeks x3 upon >_> advice >_> did :33 buwy ^w^ Ajax, -:33 That slew ;;w;; himsewf; ÚwÚ and xDD wise ÚwÚ Waewtes' :3 son -OwO Did ;;w;; gwaciouswy >w< pwead uWu fow his funerals. ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot x3 young xDD Mutius, then, UwU that ÚwÚ was >w< thy joy, -Be OwO baww'd his entwance here. -;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ Wise, Marcus, x3 wise; -The UwU dismaw'st :3 day :3 is :3 this UwU that e'ew I ;;w;; saw, -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ dishonyouwed uWu by my >_< sons in Rome! -Weww, :33 buwy ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :33 buwy me OwO the next. -^.^ [They >w< put MUTIUS in OwO the tomb] -UwU WUCIUS. Thewe lie >w< thy OwO bonyes, ^w^ sweet xDD Mutius, with >w< thy fwiends, -;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we with >_< twophies ^-^ do :33 adown >w< thy tomb. -ALL. >_> [Knyeewing] :3 Nyo man shed ;;w;; teaws uWu fow x3 nyobwe Mutius; -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives in ÚwÚ fame UwU that ;;w;; died in >w< viwtue's ^.^ cause. ->_> MAWCUS. UwU My wowd- ^-^ to xDD step >_< out >_> of ^.^ these uWu dweawy dumps- -OwO How comes ^.^ it UwU that OwO the subtle Queen >_> of uWu Goths -^-^ Is >_> of :3 a ^w^ sudden ;;w;; thus >_> advanc'd in Rome? -;;w;; TITUS. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, Marcus, uWu but I xDD knyow ^.^ it UwU is- -:3 Whethew uWu by :33 device ^w^ ow no, OwO the uWu heavens can tell. -^-^ Is ^.^ she ;;w;; nyot, then, OwO behowding ^-^ to OwO the man -:33 That ^w^ bwought xDD hew uWu fow :3 this UwU high good xDD tuwn OwO so >_> faw? ->_> MAWCUS. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^w^ nyobwy him remunerate. - -:33 Fwouwish. ;;w;; We-entew OwO the ^w^ EMPEWOW, OwO TAMOWA -ÚwÚ and xDD hew two >w< SONS, with OwO the MOOR, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; -at OwO the uWu othew doow, OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and uWu WAVINyIA, with ÚwÚ othews - -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU So, Bassianus, you ^.^ have >_> pway'd >_> youw :3 pwize: -:3 God ^w^ give you joy, ;;w;; siw, >_> of >_> youw x3 gawwant ;;w;; bwide! ->_< BASSIANyUS. And you >_> of xDD youws, my wowd! I uWu say nyo :3 mowe, -Nyow ^w^ wish nyo less; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Twaitow, ^-^ if >_> Wome ^.^ have OwO waw ^w^ ow ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 powew, -Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< faction uWu shaww ^w^ wepent :3 this ;;w;; wape. ->_< BASSIANyUS. UwU Wape, caww you it, my lord, ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize my own, -UwU My OwO twue ÚwÚ betwothed love, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow my x3 wife? -But let OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of >_> Wome xDD detewminye uWu aww; -OwO Meanwhiwe x3 am I ^-^ possess'd >_> of UwU that :3 is x3 minye. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^.^ 'Tis uWu good, sir. You awe vewy ^-^ showt with >_< us; -But ^-^ if ^-^ we live ^w^ we'ww >w< be as shawp with you. ->_< BASSIANyUS. UwU My lord, what I ^.^ have >_< donye, as :33 best I >w< may, -Answer I xDD must, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^-^ do with my wife. ->_> Onwy ;;w;; thus >w< much I ^w^ give >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to ;;w;; knyow: -By >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; duties UwU that I owe ^-^ to Wome, -:3 This x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, Wowd UwU Titus ;;w;; hewe, -^-^ Is in >_< opinyion ÚwÚ and in uWu honyouw >_< wwong'd, -That, in OwO the rescue >_> of Wavinyia, -x3 With his >_> own hand >_> did ^.^ sway his ^w^ youngest UwU son, -UwU In x3 zeaw ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and highly ;;w;; mov'd ^-^ to ^w^ wwath -ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< contwoww'd in UwU that ^.^ he OwO fwankwy gave. -;;w;; Weceive him then ^-^ to >_< favouw, ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, -:33 That ;;w;; hath ;;w;; expwess'd ^-^ himsewf in >w< aww his deeds -OwO A fathew ÚwÚ and :3 a fwiend ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and Rome. -;;w;; TITUS. Prince Bassianus, xDD weave ^-^ to >w< pwead my >_< deeds. -^.^ 'Tis :3 thou ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ dishonyouwed >_> me. ->_> Wome ÚwÚ and OwO the righteous uWu heavens >w< be my ;;w;; judge -OwO How I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ÚwÚ and honoured uWu Satuwnyinye! -;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU My >w< wowthy lord, ^-^ if >w< evew xDD Tamowa -Were >_< gwacious in x3 those >_< pwincewy eyes >_> of thinye, -;;w;; Then hear me speak xDD indiffewentwy uWu fow uWu aww; -And at my ^.^ suit, ;;w;; sweet, pawdon what :3 is ^.^ past. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_> What, >_> madam! >w< be ^.^ dishonyouwed openly, -And basewy >w< put ^.^ it OwO up ^-^ without OwO wevenge? -;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 Nyot so, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the UwU gods >_> of >_> Wome ^w^ fowfend -I shouwd >w< be >_< authow ^-^ to ^-^ dishonyouw xDD you! -But uWu on >_< minye uWu honyouw dare I >_< undewtake ->_< Fow good Wowd Titus' >w< innyocence in aww, -uWu Whose :3 fuwy ^.^ nyot dissembwed ^-^ speaks his griefs. -;;w;; Then at my suit ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; gwaciouswy uWu on him; -^w^ Wose ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 nyobwe :3 a fwiend uWu on vain UwU suppose, -Nyow with ^w^ souw looks affwict his gentwe ÚwÚ heawt. ->_> [Aside ^-^ to SATUWNyINyUS] UwU My lord, >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by uWu me, ->w< be xDD won at xDD wast; -Dissemble >w< aww >_> youw gwiefs ÚwÚ and ^-^ discontents. -You awe uWu but newly planted in >_> youw x3 thwonye; -OwO West, then, OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ patwicians UwU too, -:3 Upon :3 a ^.^ just >w< suwvey UwU take Titus' UwU pawt, -And OwO so >_> suppwant you uWu fow ingwatitude, -^w^ Which >_> Wome reputes ^-^ to >w< be :3 a >w< heinyous uWu sin, -Yield at UwU entweats, ÚwÚ and then let me awonye: -I'll find :3 a :3 day ^-^ to massacwe them aww, -And raze theiw >w< faction ÚwÚ and theiw family, -The x3 cwuew fathew ÚwÚ and his twaitowous OwO sons, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom I :33 sued uWu fow my dear son's life; -And ^-^ make them xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to let :3 a queen ->_< Knyeew in OwO the >w< stweets ÚwÚ and UwU beg uWu fow OwO gwace in xDD vain.- -^w^ Come, xDD come, ^w^ sweet Empewow; xDD come, Andronicus. -;;w;; Take OwO up :3 this good ^.^ owd man, ÚwÚ and :33 cheew OwO the OwO heawt -:33 That >_> dies in ^w^ tempest >_> of >w< thy :3 angwy frown. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ Wise, uWu Titus, x3 wise; my :33 Empwess ;;w;; hath prevail'd. -;;w;; TITUS. I :3 thank >_> youw uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and UwU hew, my ^w^ wowd; -^.^ These x3 wowds, ^.^ these >w< wooks, ^.^ infuse OwO nyew life in >_> me. -;;w;; TAMOWA. uWu Titus, I x3 am incorporate in Wome, -OwO A Woman :3 nyow >w< adopted UwU happiwy, -And >w< must :33 advise OwO the UwU Empewow uWu fow his :33 good. -:3 This :3 day >w< aww quarrels x3 die, ^w^ Andwonyicus; -And let ^.^ it >w< be >_< minye xDD honyouw, good my lord, -:33 That I ^.^ have reconcil'd >_> youw fwiends ÚwÚ and you. ->_< Fow you, Prince Bassianus, I ^.^ have ^w^ pass'd -UwU My >_> wowd ÚwÚ and pwomise ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow -:33 That you uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ mowe mild ÚwÚ and twactabwe. -And ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, UwU wowds- ÚwÚ and you, ^-^ Wavinyia. -By my >_< advice, >w< aww x3 humbwed uWu on >_> youw knees, -You uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask pawdon >_> of his Majesty. -UwU WUCIUS. We uWu do, ÚwÚ and x3 vow ^-^ to >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his Highness -:33 That what ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ was mildly as ^-^ we OwO might, -Tend'wing ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew's uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< own. ->_> MAWCUS. :33 That uWu on >_< minye uWu honyouw here ^-^ do I uWu pwotest. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Away, ÚwÚ and talk not; twoubwe OwO us nyo more. -;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, ^w^ sweet >_< Empewow, ^-^ we >w< must >w< aww >w< be >_< fwiends. -The Tribune ÚwÚ and his nephews knyeew uWu fow >_< gwace. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ denyied. ^.^ Sweet xDD heawt, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ back. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Marcus, uWu fow >w< thy UwU sake, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< bwothew's ;;w;; hewe, -And at my UwU wuvwy Tamora's UwU entweats, -I ^-^ do remit ^.^ these x3 young xDD men's >w< heinyous ^w^ fauwts. -Stand :33 up. -Wavinyia, >w< though you weft me >_< wike :3 a churl, -I ;;w;; found :3 a :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe as death I :33 swowe -I would ^.^ nyot part :3 a bachewow ^-^ fwom OwO the pwiest. -^w^ Come, ^-^ if OwO the Emperor's couwt can feast two bwides, -You awe my guest, Wavinyia, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fwiends. -:3 This :3 day uWu shaww >w< be :3 a :3 wuv-day, uWu Tamowa. -;;w;; TITUS. :3 To-mowwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty -ÚwÚ To uWu hunt OwO the xDD panthew ÚwÚ and OwO the hart with uWu me, -x3 With ^w^ hown ÚwÚ and OwO hound ^w^ we'ww ^w^ give >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD bonjouw. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Be ^.^ it so, uWu Titus, ÚwÚ and gwamewcy ^w^ too. -OwO Exeunt. Sound OwO twumpets - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Rome. Before OwO the :33 pawace - -x3 Entew >_> AAWON - -:3 AAWON. Nyow uWu cwimbeth xDD Tamowa uWu Owympus' >_< top, -Safe >_< out >_> of Fowtunye's shot, ÚwÚ and OwO sits ^-^ awoft, -^w^ Secuwe >_> of :3 thundew's >_< cwack ^w^ ow :3 wightnying flash, -Advanc'd :33 abuv OwO pawe :33 envy's x3 thweat'nying ;;w;; weach. -UwU As when OwO the gowden >_< sun ^w^ sawutes OwO the mown, -And, having OwO giwt OwO the :33 ocean with his UwU beams, -x3 Gawwops OwO the UwU zodiac in his x3 gwistenying ^.^ coach -And ^w^ uvwwooks OwO the >_< highest-peewing uWu hiwws, -^w^ So uWu Tamowa. -:3 Upon xDD hew ÚwÚ wit doth earthly uWu honyouw wait, -And :3 viwtue OwO stoops ÚwÚ and twembwes at xDD hew frown. ->_> Then, >_> Aawon, arm >w< thy OwO heawt ÚwÚ and x3 fit >w< thy >_> thoughts -ÚwÚ To x3 mount ^-^ awoft with >w< thy >w< impewiaw mistress, -And x3 mount xDD hew :3 pitch xDD whom :3 thou in ;;w;; twiumph UwU wong. -xDD Hast pwisonyew >_> hewd, ^-^ fett'wed in amorous ^.^ chains, -And ^-^ fastew bound ^-^ to OwO Aawon's :3 chawming eyes ->w< Than :3 is Prometheus tied ^-^ to ÚwÚ Caucasus. -:3 Away with slavish weeds ÚwÚ and sewviwe :3 thoughts! -I uWu wiww >w< be UwU bwight ÚwÚ and shinye in ;;w;; peaww ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowd, -ÚwÚ To OwO wait x3 upon :3 this nyew-made empewess. -ÚwÚ To wait, ^w^ said x3 I? ÚwÚ To >_< wanton with :3 this queen, -:3 This goddess, :3 this ^.^ Semiwamis, :3 this :33 nymph, -:3 This uWu siwen UwU that uWu wiww chawm :33 Wome's ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, -And UwU see his ;;w;; shipwweck ÚwÚ and his >_< commonweaw's. -ÚwÚ Huwwo! what :3 stowm :3 is uWu this? - -x3 Entew CHIWON ÚwÚ and DEMETRIUS, xDD bwaving - -uWu DEMETWIUS. Chiwon, >w< thy years ÚwÚ wants wit, >w< thy xDD wits ÚwÚ wants >_> edge -And xDD mannyews, ^-^ to intwude xDD whewe I x3 am gwac'd, -And >w< may, uWu fow >w< aught :3 thou :33 knyowest, ;;w;; affected UwU be. -CHIWON. OwO Demetwius, :3 thou OwO dost uvw-ween in uWu aww; -And OwO so in this, ^-^ to bear me ;;w;; down with >w< bwaves. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> diffewence >_> of :3 a yeaw ^w^ ow two -:3 Makes me less >_< gwacious ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe x3 fowtunyate: -I x3 am as able ÚwÚ and as x3 fit as :3 thou -ÚwÚ To sewve ÚwÚ and ^-^ to deserve my x3 mistwess' ÚwÚ gwace; -And UwU that my >_< swowd x3 upon ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww UwU appwuv, -And >w< pwead my ^.^ passions uWu fow UwU Wavinyia's wuv. -:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Cwubs, clubs! ^.^ These lovers uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep OwO the -^-^ peace. -uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ Why, OwO boy, although ^-^ ouw mothew, unyadvis'd, -Gave you :3 a ^-^ dancing ;;w;; wapiew uWu by >_> youw >w< side, -uWu Awe you OwO so desperate UwU gwown ^-^ to ^-^ thweat >_> youw uWu fwiends? -uWu Go to; ^.^ have >_> youw >w< wath gwued within >_> youw >w< sheath -;;w;; Tiww you xDD knyow better how ^-^ to handle it. -CHIWON. >w< Meanwhiwe, ;;w;; siw, with OwO the wittwe >_> skiww I x3 have, ->w< Fuww ;;w;; weww ^-^ shawt :3 thou pewceive how >w< much I >_> dawe. -uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< Ay, OwO boy, gwow ye OwO so bwave? ^.^ [They OwO dwaw] -:3 AAWON. >_> [Coming forward] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, UwU wowds! -^w^ So ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the Emperor's :33 pawace dare ye dwaw -And maintain such :3 a >_< quawwew openwy? ->w< Fuww ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot OwO the gwound >_> of >w< aww :3 this grudge: -I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a ^-^ miwwion >_> of gold -The cause ;;w;; wewe OwO knyown ^-^ to them ^.^ it UwU most concewns; -Nyow would >_> youw x3 nyobwe mothew uWu fow >w< much ^-^ mowe -Be OwO so ^.^ dishonyouwed in OwO the couwt >_> of Rome. ->_< Fow shame, >w< put :33 up. -uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyot OwO I, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have sheath'd -UwU My ;;w;; wapiew in his ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and withaw -UwU Thwust x3 those wepwoachfuw >_< speeches ;;w;; down his ^w^ thwoat -:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath breath'd in my ^-^ dishonyouw here. -CHIWON. >_< Fow UwU that I x3 am :33 pwepaw'd ÚwÚ and :33 fuww resolv'd, -^-^ Fouw-spoken xDD cowawd, UwU that thund'rest with >w< thy tongue, -And with >w< thy x3 weapon nyothing :33 daw'st pewfowm. -:3 AAWON. Away, I :33 say! -Nyow, uWu by OwO the UwU gods UwU that ^.^ wawwike uWu Goths >_> adowe, -:3 This pwetty :33 bwabbwe uWu wiww ;;w;; undo OwO us all. -ÚwÚ Why, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think you ^.^ nyot how dangewous -^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ jet x3 upon :3 a >w< pwince's OwO wight? ->_> What, :3 is ^w^ Wavinyia then ÚwÚ become OwO so woose, -Ow Bassianyus OwO so degenerate, -:33 That uWu fow xDD hew love such quarrels ^-^ may >w< be x3 bwoach'd -Without ^w^ contwowment, justice, ^w^ ow OwO wevenge? -Young x3 wowds, ^-^ bewawe; OwO an shouwd OwO the :33 Empwess xDD knyow -:3 This >w< discowd's >w< gwound, OwO the music would ^.^ nyot pwease. -CHIWON. I cawe ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, knew ^.^ she ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ^.^ wowwd: -I love ^w^ Wavinyia ^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the world. -uWu DEMETWIUS. Youngwing, learn :3 thou ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< some meaner x3 choice: -:33 Wavinya :3 is UwU thinye ÚwÚ ewdew >_< bwothew's :33 hope. -:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, awe ye >_< mad, ^w^ ow xDD knyow ye ^.^ nyot in >_> Wome -OwO How ^-^ fuwious ÚwÚ and impatient uWu they ^.^ be, -And cannyot ^.^ bwook UwU competitows in love? -I tell you, x3 wowds, you ^-^ do uWu but plot >_> youw deaths -By :3 this xDD device. -CHIWON. >_> Aawon, :3 a ^w^ thousand deaths -Wouwd I uWu pwopose ^-^ to ;;w;; achieve xDD hew xDD whom I wuv. -:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; achieve ÚwÚ hew- ^-^ how? -uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU Why ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou ^.^ it OwO so strange? -She :3 is :3 a woman, OwO thewefowe ^-^ may >w< be :33 woo'd; -She :3 is :3 a woman, OwO thewefowe ^-^ may >w< be OwO won; -She :3 is Wavinyia, OwO thewefowe >w< must >w< be >_> wov'd. ->_> What, ^w^ man! ^-^ mowe >w< watew uWu gwideth uWu by OwO the mill ->w< Than ÚwÚ wots OwO the miwwew >w< of; ÚwÚ and :33 easy ^.^ it :3 is -x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ cut xDD woaf ^-^ to >_< steaw :3 a shive, ^-^ we know. -^-^ Though Bassianyus >w< be OwO the Emperor's :33 bwothew, ->_< Bettew than ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO wown ^-^ Vuwcan's ÚwÚ badge. -:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and as good as xDD Satuwnyinyus OwO may. -uWu DEMETWIUS. ;;w;; Then x3 why shouwd ^.^ he ^.^ despaiw UwU that knows ^-^ to couwt ^.^ it -x3 With x3 wowds, fair >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and x3 wibewawity? ->_> What, x3 hast ^.^ nyot :3 thou :33 fuww >_< often struck :3 a UwU doe, -And ÚwÚ bownye xDD hew cweanwy uWu by OwO the keepew's nyose? -:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, then, ^.^ it uWu seems >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain >w< snyatch ^w^ ow OwO so -Wouwd sewve >_> youw uWu tuwns. -CHIWON. >w< Ay, OwO so OwO the xDD tuwn ;;w;; wewe ^w^ sewved. -uWu DEMETWIUS. >_> Aawon, :3 thou x3 hast :3 hit it. -:3 AAWON. Wouwd you xDD had :3 hit ^.^ it OwO too! -;;w;; Then shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ we >w< be tiw'd with :3 this ÚwÚ ado. -ÚwÚ Why, :3 hawk >_< ye, :3 hawk :33 ye! ÚwÚ and awe you such fools -ÚwÚ To :3 squawe uWu fow uWu this? Wouwd ^.^ it offend you, then, -:33 That uWu both shouwd ^w^ speed? -CHIWON. OwO Faith, ^.^ nyot >_> me. -uWu DEMETWIUS. Nyow uWu me, OwO so I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ onye. -:3 AAWON. >_< Fow shame, >w< be fwiends, ÚwÚ and >_> join uWu fow UwU that you >_> jaw. -^.^ 'Tis powicy ÚwÚ and :3 stwatagem >w< must ^-^ do -:33 That you OwO affect; ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< must you :3 wesowve -:33 That what you cannyot as you would achieve, -You >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce accompwish as you OwO may. -;;w;; Take :3 this >_> of :3 me: ÚwÚ Wucwece ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe >_< chaste ->w< Than :3 this Wavinyia, Bassianus' wuv. -OwO A ÚwÚ speediew ^-^ couwse than ling'ring ÚwÚ wanguishment -Must ^-^ we >_< puwsue, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the path. -UwU My x3 wowds, :3 a sowemn x3 hunting :3 is in >w< hand; -Thewe uWu wiww OwO the UwU wuvwy Woman ;;w;; wadies ^-^ twoop; -The fowest walks awe ^-^ wide ÚwÚ and uWu spacious, -And many :3 unfwequented >_< pwots there awe -Fitted uWu by >w< kind uWu fow >w< wape ÚwÚ and :3 viwwainy. -Single you thithew then :3 this dainty UwU doe, -And strike xDD hew UwU home uWu by x3 fowce ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu by wowds. -:3 This >_< way, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot at aww, ^.^ stand you in :33 hope. -^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ ouw Empwess, with xDD hew xDD sacwed ÚwÚ wit -ÚwÚ To viwwainy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vengeance consecwate, -uWu Wiww ^-^ we :3 acquaint with >w< aww what ^-^ we uWu intend; -And ^.^ she uWu shaww file ^-^ ouw xDD enginyes with >_> advice -:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot suffer you ^-^ to :3 squawe yourselves, -But ^-^ to >_> youw wishes' >_< height ^.^ advance you >_> both. -The Emperor's couwt :3 is >_< wike OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Fame, -The :33 pawace :33 fuww >_> of OwO tongues, >_> of >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and ears; -The ^.^ woods awe wuthwess, >_< dweadfuw, >_< deaf, ÚwÚ and dull. -Thewe speak ÚwÚ and ^.^ stwike, bwave uWu boys, ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw turns; -Thewe sewve >_> youw >w< wust, >_< shadowed ^-^ fwom >_< heaven's eye, -And revel in UwU Wavinyia's OwO tweasuwy. -CHIWON. x3 Thy counsew, >_> wad, smewws >_> of nyo cowardice. -uWu DEMETWIUS. >_> Sit ^-^ fas :3 aut nyefas, ÚwÚ tiww I find OwO the ^w^ stweam -ÚwÚ To cool :3 this ÚwÚ heat, :3 a chawm ^-^ to UwU cawm ^.^ these >w< fits, -Pew >_> Styga, pew manes ^-^ vehow. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A fowest ;;w;; nyeaw >_> Wome - -x3 Entew >_> TITUS ANDRONICUS, ÚwÚ and his three OwO sons, ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ^.^ MAWTIUS, -:33 making :3 a ^w^ nyoise with hounds ÚwÚ and :33 howns; ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS - -;;w;; TITUS. The uWu hunt :3 is uWu up, OwO the ^w^ mown :3 is UwU bwight ÚwÚ and xDD gwey, -The fields awe >_> fwagwant, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ woods awe green. -Uncouple ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and let OwO us ^-^ make :3 a OwO bay, -And :3 wake OwO the UwU Empewow ÚwÚ and his UwU wuvwy bwide, -And ;;w;; wouse OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and ring :3 a >w< huntew's ^-^ peaw, -:33 That >w< aww OwO the couwt ^-^ may ^w^ echo with OwO the ^w^ nyoise. -Sons, let ^.^ it >w< be >_> youw chawge, as ^.^ it :3 is UwU ouws, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ attend OwO the Emperor's person cawefuwwy. -I ^.^ have >_< been twoubwed in my ;;w;; sweep :3 this night, -But dawnying :3 day OwO nyew comfort ;;w;; hath inspir'd. - -;;w;; Hewe :3 a x3 cwy >_> of ^w^ hounds, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind howns in :3 a :3 peaw. -;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew SATURNINUS, TAMORA, OwO BASSIANyUS uWu WAVINyIA, -ÚwÚ CHIWON, DEMETRIUS, ÚwÚ and theiw attendants ->_> Many good mowwows ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Majesty! -^w^ Madam, ^-^ to you as many ÚwÚ and as uWu good! -I promised >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 a >w< huntew's :3 peaw. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. And you ^.^ have ^w^ wung ^.^ it wustiwy, my UwU wowds- ->w< Somewhat xDD too >_< eawwy uWu fow >w< nyew-mawwied ladies. ->_< BASSIANyUS. Wavinyia, how uWu say you? -OwO WAVINyIA. I uWu say no; -I ^.^ have >_< been bwoad :33 awake two ^w^ houws ÚwÚ and more. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Come uWu on then, horse ÚwÚ and chawiots let OwO us x3 have, -And ^-^ to ^-^ ouw sport. uWu [To TAMORA] ^w^ Madam, :3 nyow uWu shaww ye UwU see -Our Woman >_< hunting. ->_> MAWCUS. I ^.^ have UwU dogs, my lord, -uWu Wiww ;;w;; wouse OwO the pwoudest xDD panthew in OwO the x3 chase, -And climb OwO the OwO highest xDD pwomontowy top. -;;w;; TITUS. And I ^.^ have horse uWu wiww follow xDD whewe OwO the uWu game -:3 Makes >_< way, ÚwÚ and run >_< wike UwU swawwows o'ew OwO the plain. -uWu DEMETWIUS. Chiwon, ^-^ we uWu hunt ;;w;; nyot, >_> we, with horse :3 nyow >_> hound, -But >w< hope ^-^ to xDD pwuck :3 a dainty ^w^ doe ^-^ to ground. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A lonely part >_> of OwO the fowest - -x3 Entew >_> AAWON xDD awonye, with :3 a x3 bag >_> of gold - -:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ He UwU that xDD had ÚwÚ wit would ÚwÚ think UwU that I xDD had x3 nyonye, -ÚwÚ To :33 buwy OwO so >w< much gold uWu undew :3 a twee -And never aftew ^-^ to xDD inhewit it. ->_> Wet him UwU that OwO thinks >_> of me OwO so >_> abjectwy -xDD Knyow UwU that :3 this gold >w< must >_< coin :3 a stwatagem, ->w< Which, cunningly ^w^ effected, uWu wiww ^.^ beget -OwO A vewy excellent piece >_> of :3 viwwainy. -And OwO so ^-^ wepose, ^w^ sweet ^.^ gowd, uWu fow theiw UwU unwest ->w< [Hides OwO the uWu gowd] -:33 That ^.^ have theiw ÚwÚ awms >_< out >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' :33 chest. - -x3 Entew OwO TAMOWA xDD awonye, ^-^ to OwO the Moor - -;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU My UwU wuvwy >_> Aawon, xDD whewefowe wook'st :3 thou >_> sad -When OwO evewything OwO does ^-^ make :3 a >_> gweefuw boast? -The :33 biwds x3 chant >w< mewody uWu on every ;;w;; bush; -The ÚwÚ snyakes lie x3 wowwed in OwO the cheerful ;;w;; sun; -The green leaves ÚwÚ quivew with OwO the cooling ^.^ wind -And ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ chequew'd ;;w;; shadow uWu on OwO the ground; -^.^ Undew theiw ^w^ sweet :33 shade, >_> Aawon, let OwO us >_> sit, -And >_< whiwe OwO the xDD babbwing ^w^ echo >w< mocks OwO the ^w^ hounds, -Replying shrilly ^-^ to OwO the :3 weww-tun'd >_< howns, -UwU As ^-^ if :3 a double uWu hunt ;;w;; wewe heard at once, ->_> Wet OwO us ^-^ sit ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and mark theiw uWu yewwowing noise; -And- aftew conflict such as ÚwÚ was suppos'd -The uWu wand'wing pwince ÚwÚ and >_< Dido UwU once x3 enjoyed, -When with :3 a x3 happy :3 stowm uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; suwpwis'd, -And cuwtain'd with :3 a ^-^ counsew-keeping cave- -We >w< may, OwO each >_< wweathed in OwO the other's uWu awms, -Our ^.^ pastimes >_< donye, ^.^ possess :3 a gowden ÚwÚ swumbew, -ÚwÚ Whiwes hounds ÚwÚ and howns ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet OwO mewodious :33 biwds -Be x3 unto OwO us as :3 is :3 a nurse's ^.^ song -x3 Of >_> wuwwaby ^-^ to bwing xDD hew ;;w;; babe asleep. -:3 AAWON. ^w^ Madam, >w< though uWu Venyus :33 guvwn >_> youw desiwes, -ÚwÚ Satuwn :3 is :33 dominyatow xDD uvw x3 minye. -What >_> signyifies my deadly-standing eye, -UwU My siwence ÚwÚ and my cloudy mewanchowy, -UwU My xDD fweece >_> of woolly >_< haiw UwU that :3 nyow uncuwws ->_< Even as OwO an x3 addew when ^.^ she doth uWu unwoww -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >w< some :33 fataw execution? -No, UwU madam, ^.^ these awe nyo >_< venyeweaw ^w^ signs. ->w< Vengeance :3 is in my xDD heawt, death in my ;;w;; hand, -Bwood ÚwÚ and wevenge awe >_> hammewing in my head. -Hawk, ÚwÚ Tamowa, OwO the empwess >_> of my >_> souw, -^w^ Which never OwO hopes ^-^ mowe >w< heaven than wests in ^w^ thee- -:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day >_> of :33 doom uWu fow ^w^ Bassianyus; -His Phiwomew >w< must wose xDD hew :33 tongue UwU to-day, -x3 Thy >_< sons ^-^ make UwU piwwage >_> of xDD hew >_< chastity, -And wash theiw ^.^ hands in Bassianus' bwood. ->_> Seest :3 thou :3 this >_> wettew? ;;w;; Take ^.^ it uWu up, I pray ^.^ thee, -And ^w^ give OwO the UwU King :3 this fatal-plotted scroll. -Nyow xDD question me nyo ^-^ mowe; ^-^ we awe uWu espied. -;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a uWu pawcew >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ hopefuw :33 booty, -^w^ Which xDD dweads ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet theiw >_< wives' ^w^ destwuction. - -x3 Entew OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and :33 WAVINyIA - -;;w;; TAMOWA. xDD Ah, my ^w^ sweet Moow, ^-^ sweetew ^-^ to me than life! -:3 AAWON. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, gweat Empress: Bassianyus comes. -Be cross with him; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< go ÚwÚ fetch >w< thy >_< sons -ÚwÚ To xDD back >w< thy :33 quawwews, x3 whatsoe'ew uWu they UwU be. Exit ->_< BASSIANyUS. OwO Who ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? :33 Wome's :33 woyaw Emperess, -Unfuwnyish'd >_> of xDD hew >w< weww-beseeming ÚwÚ twoop? -Ow :3 is ^.^ it >_> Dian, habited >_< wike UwU hew, -OwO Who ;;w;; hath UwU abandonyed xDD hew holy ;;w;; gwuvs -ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the ^w^ genyewaw x3 hunting in :3 this forest? -;;w;; TAMOWA. ÚwÚ Saucy controller >_> of my pwivate steps! -Had I OwO the ^.^ pow'w UwU that >w< some uWu say xDD Dian ^-^ had, -x3 Thy OwO tempwes shouwd >w< be planted ÚwÚ pwesentwy -x3 With >_< howns, as ÚwÚ was Actaeon's; ÚwÚ and OwO the hounds -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ dwive x3 upon >w< thy new-transformed xDD wimbs, -:3 Unmannyewwy ^-^ intwudew as :3 thou ^.^ awt! -OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ Undew >_> youw >_> patience, gentwe Emperess, -^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought you ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy >_> gift in horning, -And ^-^ to >w< be >w< doubted UwU that >_> youw Moor ÚwÚ and you -uWu Awe ^w^ singwed :3 fowth ^-^ to twy >w< thy :3 expewiments. -OwO Juv OwO shiewd >_> youw xDD husband ^-^ fwom his hounds xDD to-day! -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity uWu they shouwd UwU take him uWu fow :3 a stag. ->_< BASSIANyUS. >_< Bewieve uWu me, uWu Queen, >_> youw swawth Cimmerian -^-^ Doth ^-^ make >_> youw uWu honyouw >_> of his body's hue, -^-^ Spotted, detested, ÚwÚ and x3 abominyabwe. -UwU Why awe you ^w^ sequest'wed ^-^ fwom >w< aww >_> youw OwO twain, -^w^ Dismounted ^-^ fwom >_> youw UwU snyow-white ÚwÚ goodwy ^-^ steed, -And wand'wed UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO an >_> obscuwe pwot, -UwU Accompanyied uWu but with :3 a ^.^ bawbawous Moow, ->w< If ;;w;; fouw desiwe xDD had ^.^ nyot uWu conducted you? -OwO WAVINyIA. And, being xDD intewcepted in >_> youw sport, -Great reason UwU that my x3 nyobwe lord >w< be x3 wated ->_< Fow ÚwÚ saucinyess. I pray you let OwO us hence, -And let xDD hew ^.^ joy xDD hew :3 waven-cowouwed :33 wuv; -:3 This >w< vawwey ^-^ fits OwO the OwO puwpose >_< passing :33 weww. ->_< BASSIANyUS. The UwU King my bwothew uWu shaww ^.^ have nyotice >_> of ÚwÚ this. -OwO WAVINyIA. >w< Ay, uWu fow ^.^ these uWu swips ^.^ have :3 made him nyoted UwU wong. -Good ^-^ king, ^-^ to >w< be OwO so ^w^ mightiwy ^-^ abused! -;;w;; TAMOWA. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have >_< patience ^-^ to >_> enduwe >w< aww ÚwÚ this. - -x3 Entew CHIWON ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS - -uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO How nyow, dear suvweign, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< gwacious mothew! -UwU Why doth >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ wook OwO so OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wan? -;;w;; TAMOWA. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason, ÚwÚ think you, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook UwU pawe? -^.^ These two ^.^ have 'ticed me UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 this :3 pwace. -OwO A xDD bawwen :3 detested vale you UwU see ^.^ it UwU is: -The trees, >w< though :33 summew, ÚwÚ yet >w< fowwown ÚwÚ and wean, ->w< Ovewcome with moss ÚwÚ and xDD bawefuw mistwetoe; -;;w;; Hewe never uWu shinyes OwO the ;;w;; sun; here nyothing OwO bweeds, ->_< Unwess OwO the ^w^ nyightwy oww ^w^ ow :33 fataw x3 waven. -And when uWu they show'd me :3 this abhowwed xDD pit, -^.^ They told uWu me, ;;w;; hewe, at UwU dead UwU time >_> of OwO the night, -OwO A ^w^ thousand >_> fiends, :3 a ^w^ thousand OwO hissing snyakes, -xDD Ten ^w^ thousand ;;w;; swewwing >_< toads, as many :3 uwchins, -Wouwd ^-^ make such xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ and :33 confused x3 cwies -UwU As ^-^ any x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ body hearing ^.^ it -;;w;; Shouwd straight ^-^ faww mad ^w^ ow ewse die suddenly. -:3 Nyo sooner xDD had uWu they told :3 this ^.^ hewwish xDD tawe -But straight uWu they told me uWu they would uWu bind me here -^.^ Unto OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a dismaw yew, -And xDD weave me ^-^ to :3 this xDD misewabwe :33 death. -And then uWu they xDD caww'd me ;;w;; fouw ^-^ aduwtewess, -:3 Wascivious UwU Goth, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :33 bittewest >_> tewms -:33 That >w< evew ear >_> did hear ^-^ to such xDD effect; -And xDD had you ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 wondwous >_> fowtunye xDD come, -:3 This ;;w;; vengeance uWu on me xDD had uWu they >_< executed. -^w^ Wevenge it, as you love >_> youw >_> mothew's xDD wife, -Ow >w< be ye ^.^ nyot ^w^ hencefowth xDD caww'd my children. -uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a witness UwU that I x3 am >w< thy :33 son. ->_> [Stabs OwO BASSIANyUS] -CHIWON. And :3 this uWu fow uWu me, struck UwU home ^-^ to show my strength. -xDD [Awso stabs] -OwO WAVINyIA. >w< Ay, xDD come, Semiramis- xDD nyay, ^.^ bawbawous ÚwÚ Tamowa, ->_< Fow nyo name ^-^ fits >w< thy ^-^ nyatuwe uWu but >w< thy own! -;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< Give me OwO the >_> ponyiawd; you uWu shaww >w< knyow, my uWu boys, -Your >_> mothew's hand uWu shaww ^.^ wight >_> youw >_> mothew's ^.^ wwong. -uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< Stay, UwU madam, here :3 is ^-^ mowe ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to UwU hew; ->w< Fiwst thrash OwO the :33 cown, then aftew >_< buwn OwO the :33 stwaw. -:3 This :3 minyion ÚwÚ stood x3 upon xDD hew >_< chastity, -:3 Upon xDD hew ^w^ nyuptiaw vow, xDD hew ^w^ woyawty, -And with UwU that ^w^ painted >w< hope ;;w;; bwaves >_> youw :33 mightinyess; -And uWu shaww ^.^ she carry :3 this x3 unto xDD hew grave? -CHIWON. An ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu do, I would I ;;w;; wewe OwO an eunuch. -xDD Dwag x3 hence xDD hew xDD husband ^-^ to >w< some >w< secwet :3 howe, -And ^-^ make his UwU dead twunk piwwow ^-^ to ^-^ ouw uWu wust. -;;w;; TAMOWA. But when ye ^.^ have OwO the honey ^-^ we desiwe, ->_> Wet ^.^ nyot :3 this ;;w;; wasp :3 outwive, OwO us uWu both ^-^ to sting. -CHIWON. I ;;w;; wawwant you, UwU madam, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make UwU that sure. -^w^ Come, mistress, :3 nyow ÚwÚ pewfowce ^-^ we uWu wiww enjoy -:33 That >_> nyice-pwesewved xDD honyesty >_> of ^w^ youws. -OwO WAVINyIA. :3 O OwO Tamowa! :3 thou beawest :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; face- -;;w;; TAMOWA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear xDD hew >_< speak; away with her! -OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ Sweet x3 wowds, entweat xDD hew hear me uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. -uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO Wisten, fair UwU madam: let ^.^ it >w< be >_> youw >_> gwowy -ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew teaws; uWu but >w< be >_> youw OwO heawt ^-^ to them -UwU As unwewenting fwint ^-^ to ^.^ dwops >_> of :33 wain. -OwO WAVINyIA. When >_> did OwO the :3 tigew's x3 young ones teach OwO the ^-^ dam? -:33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot learn xDD hew wrath- ^.^ she ^w^ taught ^.^ it thee; -The >_< miwk :3 thou :3 suck'dst ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> did xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawbwe, ->_< Even at >w< thy :33 teat :3 thou xDD hadst >w< thy tyranny. ->_> Yet every mothew >_> bweeds ^.^ nyot >_< sons :3 awike: -uWu [To xDD CHIWON] Do :3 thou entweat xDD hew show :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; pity. -CHIWON. >_> What, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mysewf :3 a bastard? -OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ 'Tis true, OwO the raven doth ^.^ nyot hatch :3 a ÚwÚ wawk. ->_> Yet ^.^ have I heard- :33 O, :33 couwd I find ^.^ it ^.^ nyow!- -The ;;w;; wion, ;;w;; mov'd with pity, >_> did >_> enduwe -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his >_< pwincewy :3 paws par'd >w< aww >_> away. -uWu Some uWu say UwU that ravens >_< fostew >w< fowwown ^-^ chiwdwen, -The UwU whiwst theiw >_> own :33 biwds :3 famish in theiw OwO nyests; -:33 O, >w< be ^-^ to uWu me, >w< though >w< thy ^-^ hawd OwO heawt uWu say no, -Nyothing OwO so kind, uWu but xDD something pitifuw! -;;w;; TAMOWA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it ÚwÚ means; away with her! -OwO WAVINyIA. :33 O, let me teach thee! >_< Fow my >_< fathew's UwU sake, -:33 That >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life when ;;w;; weww ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have OwO swain ^.^ thee, -Be ^.^ nyot ^w^ obduwate, open >w< thy xDD deaf x3 eaws. -;;w;; TAMOWA. uWu Hadst :3 thou in person :33 nye'ew uWu offended uWu me, ->_< Even uWu fow his :33 sake x3 am I pitiless. -:3 Wemembew, uWu boys, I UwU pouw'd :3 fowth ;;w;; teaws in vain -ÚwÚ To :33 save >_> youw bwothew ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ sacwifice; -But fiewce ^-^ Andwonyicus would ^.^ nyot relent. -OwO Thewefowe away with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use xDD hew as you wiww; -The >_< wowse ^-^ to xDD hew OwO the better :33 wov'd >_> of >_> me. -OwO WAVINyIA. :3 O ÚwÚ Tamowa, >w< be xDD caww'd :3 a gentwe queen, -And with UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ hands :33 kiww me in :3 this pwace! ->_< Fow 'tis ^.^ nyot life UwU that I ^.^ have begg'd OwO so xDD wong; -OwO Poow I ÚwÚ was OwO swain when Bassianyus died. -;;w;; TAMOWA. What OwO beg'st thou, ^.^ then? ^-^ Fond woman, let me ^.^ go. -OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ pwesent death I beg; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye xDD thing :3 mowe, -:33 That >_< womanhood ^w^ denyies my :33 tongue ^-^ to ^-^ teww: -:33 O, ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom theiw >_< wowse than :33 kiwwing >w< wust, -And ÚwÚ tumbwe me OwO into >w< some ^-^ woathsome xDD pit, -:3 Whewe never ÚwÚ man's eye ^-^ may >w< behowd my body; -Do this, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a chawitabwe muwdewew. -;;w;; TAMOWA. ^w^ So shouwd I x3 wob my ^w^ sweet >_< sons >_> of theiw fee; -No, let them xDD satisfy theiw wust uWu on thee. -uWu DEMETWIUS. xDD Away! uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast :33 stay'd OwO us here xDD too UwU wong. -OwO WAVINyIA. :3 Nyo :3 gwace? nyo womanhood? xDD Ah, >_> beastwy creature, -The ^-^ bwot ÚwÚ and enemy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw >_< nyame! ->_< Confusion faww- -CHIWON. ;;w;; Nyay, then I'll xDD stop >_> youw UwU mouth. >_< Bwing :3 thou xDD hew >_> husband. -:3 This :3 is OwO the hole xDD whewe ^-^ Aawon ;;w;; bid OwO us hide >_> him. - -^.^ DEMETWIUS throws OwO the ÚwÚ body ->_> of OwO BASSIANyUS OwO into OwO the ^-^ pit; then exeunt -^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, dwagging x3 off :33 WAVINyIA - -;;w;; TAMOWA. Faweweww, my >w< sons; UwU see UwU that you ^-^ make xDD hew sure. -:33 Nye'ew let my OwO heawt xDD knyow >_> mewwy :33 cheew >_< indeed -;;w;; Tiww >w< aww OwO the Andronici >w< be :3 made >_> away. -Nyow uWu wiww I x3 hence ^-^ to >w< seek my UwU wuvwy Moow, -And let my spweenfuw >_< sons :3 this >_< twuww >w< defwowew. Exit - -;;w;; We-entew AARON, with two ->_> of >_< TITUS' OwO sons, QUINTUS ÚwÚ and MARTIUS - -:3 AAWON. Come OwO on, my x3 wowds, OwO the better foot ^.^ befowe; -:33 Stwaight uWu wiww I bwing you ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ woathsome ^.^ pit -:3 Whewe I x3 espied OwO the xDD panthew fast asleep. -OwO QUINTUS. UwU My OwO sight :3 is vewy dull, >_> whate'ew ^.^ it ^.^ bodes. -UwU MAWTIUS. And ÚwÚ minye, I pwomise OwO you; ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot uWu fow shame, -^.^ Weww :33 couwd I xDD weave ^-^ ouw uWu spowt ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep >_> awhiwe. ->_< [Fawws OwO into OwO the xDD pit] -OwO QUINTUS. >_> What, art :3 thou fallen? What subtle hole :3 is this, -uWu Whose OwO mouth :3 is cuvwed with ^-^ wude-gwowing briers, -:3 Upon uWu whose leaves awe ^.^ dwops >_> of nyew-shed UwU bwood -UwU As ^.^ fwesh as xDD mownying OwO dew distiww'd uWu on ^-^ fwowews? -OwO A vewy :33 fataw place ^.^ it uWu seems ^-^ to >_> me. -xDD Speak, :33 bwothew, x3 hast :3 thou hurt ÚwÚ thee with OwO the faww? -UwU MAWTIUS. :3 O :33 bwothew, with OwO the UwU dismaw'st object hurt -:33 That >w< evew eye with OwO sight :3 made OwO heawt lament! -:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] Nyow uWu wiww I ÚwÚ fetch OwO the UwU King ^-^ to find them ;;w;; hewe, -:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ theweby ^-^ may ^.^ have :3 a :33 wikewy ^.^ guess -OwO How ^.^ these ;;w;; wewe uWu they UwU that :3 made away his brother. Exit -UwU MAWTIUS. UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot comfort uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp me >_< out -From :3 this unhallow'd ÚwÚ and blood-stained :3 howe? -OwO QUINTUS. I x3 am >_< suwpwised with OwO an ^w^ uncouth fear; -OwO A chilling ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ o'ew-wuns my :3 twembwing :3 joints; -UwU My OwO heawt suspects ^-^ mowe than >_< minye eye can :3 see. -UwU MAWTIUS. ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv :3 thou x3 hast :3 a OwO twue divining xDD heawt, -^-^ Aawon ÚwÚ and :3 thou ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; down OwO into :3 this den, -And UwU see :3 a xDD feawfuw OwO sight >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :33 death. -OwO QUINTUS. ^-^ Aawon :3 is gone, ÚwÚ and my compassionate OwO heawt -uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< pewmit >_< minye eyes UwU once ^-^ to >w< behowd -The xDD thing ;;w;; wheweat ^.^ it twembwes uWu by >_< suwmise; -:33 O, tell me ^-^ who ^.^ it ;;w;; is, uWu fow :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ->_> Was I :3 a >w< chiwd ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. -UwU MAWTIUS. Wowd Bassianyus :3 wies OwO beway'd in blood, -^-^ Aww uWu on :3 a uWu heap, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a >_> swaughtewed ^w^ wamb, -UwU In :3 this detested, xDD dawk, UwU bwood-dwinking xDD pit. -OwO QUINTUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be xDD dawk, how OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow 'tis x3 he? -UwU MAWTIUS. :3 Upon his bwoody fingew ^.^ he doth wear -OwO A pwecious ring UwU that ;;w;; wightens >w< aww :3 this :3 howe, ->w< Which, >_< wike :3 a x3 tapew in >w< some monument, -^-^ Doth shinye x3 upon OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ man's earthy :33 cheeks, -And >w< shows OwO the ^.^ wagged entrails >_> of :3 this ^-^ pit; -^w^ So OwO pawe >_> did shinye OwO the ^-^ moon uWu on Pywamus -When ^.^ he uWu by night uWu way xDD bath'd in OwO maiden bwood. -:3 O :33 bwothew, ^w^ hewp me with >w< thy x3 fainting :3 hand- ->w< If ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee faint, as me ^.^ it hath- -Out >_> of :3 this feww devouring weceptacwe, -UwU As ^-^ hatefuw as >_< Cocytus' ^-^ misty UwU mouth. -OwO QUINTUS. >_< Weach me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, UwU that I ^-^ may ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee out, -Or, >_< wanting OwO stwength ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much uWu good, -I ^-^ may >w< be UwU pwuck'd OwO into OwO the swawwowing >_> womb -x3 Of :3 this ^-^ deep xDD pit, UwU poow Bassianus' ^-^ gwave. -I ^.^ have nyo OwO stwength ^-^ to xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU bwink. -UwU MAWTIUS. Nyow I nyo OwO stwength ^-^ to climb ^-^ without >w< thy uWu hewp. -OwO QUINTUS. x3 Thy hand UwU once ^-^ mowe; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot loose uWu again, -;;w;; Tiww :3 thou art here ^-^ awoft, ^w^ ow I below. -Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to :3 me- I come ^-^ to thee. >_< [Fawws >w< in] - -x3 Entew OwO the EMPEROR ÚwÚ and >_> AAWON OwO the Moor - -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Awong with UwU me! I'll UwU see what hole :3 is ;;w;; hewe, -And what ^.^ he :3 is UwU that :3 nyow :3 is ^-^ weapt OwO into it. -Say, ^-^ who art :3 thou UwU that lately didst >_> descend -x3 Into :3 this >_> gaping >w< howwow >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ eawth? -UwU MAWTIUS. The OwO unhappy >_< sons >_> of ^.^ owd UwU Andwonyicus, -Brought UwU hithew in :3 a UwU most unwucky xDD houw, -ÚwÚ To find >w< thy bwothew Bassianyus UwU dead. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU My bwothew x3 dead! I xDD knyow :3 thou OwO dost uWu but :3 jest: -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and his wady uWu both awe at OwO the lodge -:3 Upon OwO the >_< nyowth >_> side >_> of :3 this >_> pweasant chase; -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO an hour >_< since I weft them ^.^ thewe. -UwU MAWTIUS. We xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe you weft them >w< aww x3 awive; -But, >_< out awas! here ^.^ have ^-^ we ;;w;; found him UwU dead. - -;;w;; We-entew TAMORA, with -^.^ attendants; >_> TITUS >_> ANDWONyICUS ÚwÚ and Wucius - -;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 Whewe :3 is my lord OwO the ^.^ King? -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Here, x3 Tamowa; >w< though :3 gwiev'd with :33 kiwwing ^w^ gwief. -;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy bwothew :3 Bassianyus? -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Nyow ^-^ to OwO the xDD bottom OwO dost :3 thou >_> seawch my :3 wound; -OwO Poow Bassianyus here :3 wies >_< muwdewed. -;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; Then >w< aww xDD too ^.^ wate I bwing :3 this :33 fataw ^w^ wwit, -The complot >_> of :3 this ^.^ timewess ^.^ twagedy; -And wonder OwO gweatwy UwU that ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; face can ^-^ fowd -UwU In >w< pweasing >_> smiwes such UwU muwdewous tyranny. -[She ^-^ giveth >_> SATUWNyINyE :3 a letter] -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'An ^-^ if ^-^ we ^-^ miss ^-^ to ^.^ meet him handsomely, -^.^ Sweet ^.^ huntsman- Bassianyus 'tis ^-^ we ^w^ mean- -Do :3 thou OwO so >w< much as :3 dig OwO the grave uWu fow >_> him. -Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ ouw meaning. Wook uWu fow >w< thy reward -x3 Among OwO the nyettwes at OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew-twee -^w^ Which uvwshades OwO the OwO mouth >_> of UwU that >_> same ^.^ pit -:3 Whewe ^-^ we decreed ^-^ to :33 buwy :33 Bassianyus. -Do this, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchase OwO us >w< thy ÚwÚ wasting fwiends.' -:3 O OwO Tamowa! ÚwÚ was >w< evew heard OwO the >_< wike? -:3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ pit ÚwÚ and :3 this OwO the ^.^ ewdew-twee. -Look, ;;w;; siws, ^-^ if you can find OwO the ÚwÚ huntsman >_< out -:33 That shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ muwdewed Bassianyus here. -:3 AAWON. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, here :3 is OwO the x3 bag >_> of >w< gowd. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. uWu [To ÚwÚ TITUS] >w< Two >_> of >w< thy ^.^ whewps, feww cuws >_> of bwoody -kind, ->_< Have here >_> beweft my bwothew >_> of his wife. ->w< Siws, drag them ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ pit x3 unto OwO the prison; -Thewe let them xDD bide xDD untiw ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< devis'd -uWu Some uWu nyevew-heawd-of ^w^ towtuwing pain uWu fow ^.^ them. -;;w;; TAMOWA. >_> What, awe uWu they in :3 this pit? :3 O :3 wondwous :3 thing! -OwO How easiwy murder :3 is >w< discuvwed! -;;w;; TITUS. High >_< Empewow, x3 upon my feebwe knee -I UwU beg :3 this >w< boon, with ;;w;; teaws ^.^ nyot >w< wightwy UwU shed, -:33 That :3 this feww fauwt >_> of my accursed x3 sons- -^w^ Accuwsed ^-^ if OwO the fauwt >w< be ^w^ pwov'd in ^w^ them- -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be prov'd! You UwU see ^.^ it :3 is >_> appawent. -OwO Who ;;w;; found :3 this >_> wettew? ÚwÚ Tamowa, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you? -;;w;; TAMOWA. ^-^ Andwonyicus ^-^ himsewf >_> did UwU take ^.^ it :33 up. -;;w;; TITUS. I :33 did, my lord, ÚwÚ yet let me >w< be theiw >_< baiw; ->_< Fow, uWu by my ^w^ fathews' OwO wevewend OwO tomb, I x3 vow -^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be ready at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' uWu wiww -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew theiw suspicion with theiw >w< wives. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot bail them; UwU see :3 thou follow >_> me. -uWu Some bwing OwO the ^-^ muwdewed body, >w< some OwO the UwU muwdewews; ->_> Wet them ^.^ nyot speak :3 a word- OwO the UwU guiwt :3 is ;;w;; pwain; ->_< Fow, uWu by my >_> souw, ;;w;; wewe there >_< wowse ^-^ end than >_< death, -:33 That ^-^ end x3 upon them shouwd >w< be >_< executed. -;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU Andwonyicus, I uWu wiww entweat OwO the King. -OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot >w< thy >w< sons; uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. -;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, >_< Wucius, x3 come; stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to talk with ^.^ them. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest - -x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' OwO sons, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, with uWu WAVINyIA, -xDD hew ^.^ hands ÚwÚ cut OwO off, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :33 tongue ÚwÚ cut out, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wavish'd - -uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU So, :3 nyow >w< go >_< teww, OwO an ^-^ if >w< thy :33 tongue can ÚwÚ speak, -OwO Who 'twas UwU that ÚwÚ cut >w< thy :33 tongue ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wavish'd thee. -CHIWON. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down >w< thy UwU mind, uWu bewway >w< thy meaning so, -An ^-^ if >w< thy :3 stumps uWu wiww let ÚwÚ thee xDD pway OwO the uWu scwibe. -uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ See how with signs ÚwÚ and ^w^ tokens ^.^ she can scwoww. -CHIWON. uWu Go home, caww uWu fow ^w^ sweet ^w^ watew, wash >w< thy hands. -uWu DEMETWIUS. She ;;w;; hath nyo :33 tongue ^-^ to ^-^ caww, :3 nyow ^.^ hands ^-^ to wash; -And OwO so wet's xDD weave xDD hew ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; siwent wawks. -CHIWON. An 'twere my ^-^ cause, I shouwd >w< go >_> hang ^-^ mysewf. -uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< If :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee xDD knyit OwO the cord. ->_< Exeunt ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and CHIWON - -Wind howns. x3 Entew ^w^ MAWCUS, ^-^ fwom x3 hunting - ->_> MAWCUS. OwO Who :3 is ÚwÚ this?- my niece, UwU that flies away OwO so ^w^ fast? -uWu Cousin, :3 a uWu wowd: xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw ^.^ husband? ->w< If I ^-^ do dweam, would >w< aww my wealth would :3 wake UwU me! ->w< If I ^-^ do >w< wake, >w< some ^w^ pwanyet strike me down, -:33 That I ^-^ may swumbew OwO an eternal sweep! -xDD Speak, gentwe nyiece. What >w< stewn ungentwe ^.^ hands -;;w;; Hath x3 wopp'd, ÚwÚ and :3 hew'd, ÚwÚ and :3 made >w< thy ÚwÚ body x3 bawe -x3 Of xDD hew two xDD bwanches- x3 those ^w^ sweet :33 ownyaments -uWu Whose >_< ciwcwing ^w^ shadows kings ^.^ have ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ in, -And UwU might ^.^ nyot >_< gain OwO so gweat :3 a >w< happinyess -UwU As half >w< thy love? UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to x3 me? -^.^ Awas, :3 a :3 cwimson >_> wivew >_> of warm blood, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a bubbwing >_< fountain stirr'd with wind, -^-^ Doth xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww :3 between >w< thy ^-^ wosed wips, -^.^ Coming ÚwÚ and ^-^ going with >w< thy honey ^.^ bweath. -But ^w^ suwe >w< some Tereus ;;w;; hath UwU defwowewed ^.^ thee, -And, west :3 thou shouldst uWu detect ^w^ him, ÚwÚ cut >w< thy OwO tongue. -xDD Ah, :3 nyow :3 thou turn'st away >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu fow OwO shame! -And x3 nyotwithstanding >w< aww :3 this woss >_> of blood- -UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a conduit with three issuing spouts- ->_> Yet ^-^ do >w< thy x3 cheeks ÚwÚ wook wed as Titan's ;;w;; face -UwU Bwushing ^-^ to >w< be UwU encount'wed with :3 a >w< cwoud. -:33 Shaww I speak uWu fow OwO thee? :33 Shaww I uWu say 'tis so? -:33 O, UwU that I knew >w< thy xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and knew OwO the >_> beast, -:33 That I UwU might ;;w;; waiw at him ^-^ to >_> ease my mind! -Sorrow concealed, >_< wike OwO an ^-^ uvn stopp'd, -^-^ Doth >_< buwn OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ to cindews xDD whewe ^.^ it is. -^-^ Faiw ^.^ Phiwomew, x3 why ^.^ she uWu but lost xDD hew tongue, -And in :3 a >w< tedious :33 sampwew ^-^ sew'd xDD hew mind; -But, UwU wuvwy niece, UwU that UwU mean :3 is ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom thee. -OwO A >_> cwaftiew :33 Teweus, uWu cousin, x3 hast :3 thou met, -And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ cut x3 those pwetty fingers x3 off -:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ have better ^-^ sew'd than uWu Phiwomew. -:33 O, xDD had OwO the monster uWu seen x3 those ^-^ wiwy ^.^ hands -^-^ Twembwe >_< wike >w< aspen leaves x3 upon :3 a lute -And ^-^ make OwO the silken ^w^ stwings dewight ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss ;;w;; them, -ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot then ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd them uWu fow his life! -Ow xDD had ^.^ he heard OwO the ^w^ heavenwy >w< hawmony -^w^ Which UwU that ^w^ sweet :33 tongue ;;w;; hath made, -ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have >_> dwopp'd his ;;w;; knyife, ÚwÚ and feww asweep, -UwU As Cewbewus at OwO the Thracian >_< poet's ;;w;; feet. -^w^ Come, let OwO us ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< thy fathew :3 bwind, ->_< Fow such :3 a OwO sight uWu wiww uWu bwind :3 a >_< fathew's eye; ->_< Onye hour's :3 stowm uWu wiww drown OwO the ^-^ fwagwant ÚwÚ meads, -What uWu wiww xDD whowe ^.^ months >_> of ;;w;; teaws >w< thy >_< fathew's :3 eyes? -Do ^.^ nyot dwaw ^w^ back, uWu fow ^-^ we uWu wiww mourn with thee; -:33 O, :33 couwd ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mouwnying UwU case >w< thy xDD misewy! >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew OwO the >_< JUDGES, :3 TWIBUNyES, ÚwÚ and xDD SENyATOWS, with >_< TITUS' two >_< sons -MARTIUS ÚwÚ and QUINTUS UwU bound, >_< passing uWu on OwO the OwO stage ^-^ to OwO the place >_> of OwO execution, -ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS ^-^ going OwO befowe, pleading - -;;w;; TITUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, grave fathers; x3 nyobwe xDD Twibunyes, uWu stay! ->_< Fow ^-^ pity >_> of >_< minye ^-^ age, uWu whose xDD youth ÚwÚ was spent -UwU In dangewous wars UwU whiwst you OwO secuwewy slept; ->_< Fow >w< aww my UwU bwood in :33 Wome's gweat >_< quawwew UwU shed, ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the ^.^ fwosty nyights UwU that I ^.^ have uWu watch'd, -And uWu fow ^.^ these :33 bittew >_< teaws, ;;w;; which :3 nyow you UwU see -Filling OwO the ;;w;; aged wrinkles in my :33 cheeks, -Be ^w^ pitifuw ^-^ to my xDD condemnyed OwO sons, -uWu Whose souws awe ^.^ nyot >_< cowwupted as 'tis OwO thought. ->_< Fow two ÚwÚ and twenty >_< sons I never wept, -xDD Because uWu they ;;w;; died in honour's lofty bed. -^-^ [ANDWONyICUS wieth down, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< judges -xDD pass uWu by him with OwO the prisoners, ÚwÚ and exeunt] ->_< Fow :33 these, xDD Twibunyes, in OwO the ^.^ dust I wwite -UwU My ^w^ heawt's ^-^ deep >_> wanguow ÚwÚ and my >_< souw's >_> sad uWu teaws. ->_> Wet my ;;w;; teaws x3 stanch OwO the >w< eawth's OwO dwy OwO appetite; -UwU My ^w^ sons' ^w^ sweet UwU bwood uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwush. -:3 O :3 eawth, I uWu wiww UwU befwiend ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe with ;;w;; wain -:33 That uWu shaww distil ^-^ fwom ^.^ these two ÚwÚ ancient uwns, ->w< Than youthfuw :3 Apwiw uWu shaww with >w< aww his ^.^ show'ws. -UwU In ÚwÚ summew's dwought I'll >_> dwop x3 upon ÚwÚ thee still; -UwU In winter with warm ;;w;; teaws I'll OwO mewt OwO the snyow -And ^-^ keep eternal spwing-time uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face, -^w^ So :3 thou ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to dwink my dear ^w^ sons' bwood. - -x3 Entew Wucius with his x3 weapon :33 dwawn - -:3 O OwO wevewend :3 Twibunyes! :3 O gentwe ;;w;; aged >_< men! -ÚwÚ Unbind my OwO sons, wevewse OwO the :33 doom >_> of >_< death, -And let me ÚwÚ say, UwU that never >_> wept OwO befowe, -UwU My ;;w;; teaws awe :3 nyow prevailing xDD owatows. -UwU WUCIUS. :3 O x3 nyobwe fathew, you >_> wament in :3 vain; -The Tribunes hear you ;;w;; nyot, nyo man :3 is >_> by, -And you UwU wecount >_> youw ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to :3 a >_> stonye. -;;w;; TITUS. xDD Ah, >_< Wucius, uWu fow >w< thy bwothews let me :3 pwead! -x3 Gwave xDD Twibunyes, UwU once ^-^ mowe I entweat >_> of you. -UwU WUCIUS. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, nyo tribune ÚwÚ heaws you speak. -;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis nyo matter, ÚwÚ man: ^-^ if uWu they >_> did OwO heaw, -^.^ They would ^.^ nyot mark me; ^-^ if uWu they >_> did ^-^ mawk, -^.^ They would ^.^ nyot ^-^ pity me; ÚwÚ yet >w< pwead I xDD must, -And :33 bootwess x3 unto ^.^ them. -OwO Thewefowe I tell my ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to OwO the stones; -OwO Who >w< though uWu they cannyot ÚwÚ answew my >_> distwess, ->_> Yet in >w< some sort uWu they awe better than OwO the xDD Twibunyes, ->_< Fow UwU that uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ intewcept my >_> tawe. -When I ^-^ do ;;w;; weep, uWu they humbly at my :3 feet -;;w;; Weceive my >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to weep with me; -And ;;w;; wewe uWu they uWu but ^-^ attiwed in grave xDD weeds, ->_> Wome :33 couwd :33 affowd nyo tribunes >_< wike ^-^ to :3 these. -OwO A stonye :3 is ^.^ soft as ^-^ wax: tribunes ^-^ mowe ^-^ hawd than stones. -OwO A stonye :3 is ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and offendeth ;;w;; nyot, -And tribunes with theiw ^.^ tongues :33 doom x3 men ^-^ to :33 death. -[Wises] -But xDD whewefowe stand'st :3 thou with >w< thy x3 weapon dwawn? -UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ To rescue my two bwothews ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ death; ->_< Fow ;;w;; which ^-^ attempt OwO the >_< judges ^.^ have pwonyounc'd -UwU My xDD evewwasting :33 doom >_> of banishment. -;;w;; TITUS. :3 O x3 happy ^w^ man! uWu they ^.^ have befriended thee. -ÚwÚ Why, foowish >_< Wucius, OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot pewceive -:33 That >_> Wome :3 is uWu but :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess >_> of ;;w;; tigews? -Tigers >w< must xDD pwey, ÚwÚ and >_> Wome affowds nyo uWu pwey -But me ÚwÚ and mine; how x3 happy art :3 thou then -From ^.^ these :3 devouwews ^-^ to >w< be banished! -But ^-^ who comes with ^-^ ouw bwothew Mawcus hewe? - -x3 Entew >w< MAWCUS with :33 WAVINyIA - ->_> MAWCUS. uWu Titus, :33 pwepawe >w< thy ;;w;; aged eyes ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, -Ow ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, >w< thy x3 nyobwe OwO heawt ^-^ to break. -I bwing UwU consuming UwU sowwow ^-^ to UwU thinye age. -;;w;; TITUS. uWu Wiww ^.^ it consume x3 me? >_> Wet me UwU see ^.^ it xDD then. ->_> MAWCUS. :3 This ÚwÚ was >w< thy daughter. -;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, Marcus, OwO so ^.^ she is. -UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Ay UwU me! :3 this object kiwws >_> me. -;;w;; TITUS. ^.^ Faint-heawted OwO boy, awise, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 hew. -xDD Speak, Wavinyia, what accursed hand -;;w;; Hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee uWu handwess in >w< thy >_< fathew's >w< sight? -What OwO foow ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ added >w< watew ^-^ to OwO the >_< sea, -Ow ^w^ bwought :3 a >_< fagot ^-^ to bwight-buwnying Twoy? -UwU My >w< gwief ÚwÚ was at OwO the >_< height before :3 thou cam'st, -And :3 nyow >_< wike >w< Nyiwus ^.^ it ^-^ disdainyeth ÚwÚ bounds. ->w< Give me :3 a ;;w;; swowd, I'll ^-^ chop x3 off my ^.^ hands UwU too, ->_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have xDD fought uWu fow Wome, ÚwÚ and >w< aww in :3 vain; -And uWu they ^.^ have UwU nyuws'd :3 this >_> woe in OwO feeding life; -UwU In :33 bootwess >w< pwayew ^.^ have uWu they >_< been held uWu up, -And uWu they ^.^ have sewv'd me ^-^ to effectless use. -Nyow >w< aww OwO the service I require >_> of them -^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ^-^ onye uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut OwO the other. -^.^ 'Tis well, Wavinyia, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast nyo OwO hands; ->_< Fow ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^-^ do >_> Wome service :3 is uWu but vain. -UwU WUCIUS. xDD Speak, gentwe ;;w;; sistew, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 mawtyw'd OwO thee? ->_> MAWCUS. :33 O, UwU that >_> dewightfuw ^-^ enginye >_> of xDD hew >_> thoughts -:33 That ;;w;; bwabb'd them with such >w< pweasing ÚwÚ ewoquence -^-^ Is ^-^ town ^-^ fwom :3 fowth UwU that pwetty >w< howwow uWu cage, -:3 Whewe >_< wike :3 a ^w^ sweet OwO mewodious biwd ^.^ it uWu sung -^.^ Sweet varied uWu nyotes, >w< enchanting every eaw! -UwU WUCIUS. :33 O, uWu say :3 thou uWu fow UwU hew, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this x3 deed? ->_> MAWCUS. :33 O, ;;w;; thus I ;;w;; found xDD hew x3 stwaying in OwO the park, -Seeking ^-^ to hide x3 hewsewf as doth OwO the ;;w;; deew -:33 That ;;w;; hath receiv'd >w< some ^.^ unwecuwing wound. -;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was my ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that >_< wounded xDD hew -;;w;; Hath hurt me ^-^ mowe than xDD had ^.^ he xDD kiww'd me >w< dead; ->_< Fow :3 nyow I ^.^ stand as ^-^ onye x3 upon :3 a rock, ->_< Enviwon'd with :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess >_> of >_< sea, -OwO Who ^.^ mawks OwO the xDD waxing >_< tide gwow :33 wave uWu by >w< wave, -^.^ Expecting >w< evew when >w< some ÚwÚ envious uWu suwge -uWu Wiww in his :3 bwinyish uWu bowews swawwow >_> him. -:3 This uWu way ^-^ to death my wwetched >_< sons awe gone; -;;w;; Hewe ^-^ stands my uWu othew UwU son, :3 a banish'd man, -And here my :33 bwothew, weeping at my ÚwÚ woes. -But UwU that ;;w;; which gives my ^w^ souw OwO the :3 gweatest x3 spuwn -^-^ Is dear Wavinyia, ^w^ deawew than my ÚwÚ souw. -Had I uWu but uWu seen >w< thy UwU pictuwe in :3 this ^-^ pwight, -^w^ It would ^.^ have uWu madded me; what uWu shaww I ^-^ do -Nyow I >w< behowd >w< thy lively ÚwÚ body so? -Thou x3 hast nyo ^.^ hands ^-^ to wipe away >w< thy >_< teaws, -Nyow :33 tongue ^-^ to tell me ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 mawtyw'd thee; -x3 Thy xDD husband ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and uWu fow his death -x3 Thy bwothews awe ^-^ condemn'd, ÚwÚ and UwU dead uWu by ÚwÚ this. -Look, Marcus! xDD Ah, :3 son >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ wook uWu on her! -When I >_> did name xDD hew bwothews, then ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; teaws -x3 Stood uWu on xDD hew :33 cheeks, as doth OwO the honey OwO dew -:3 Upon :3 a >w< gath'wed ^-^ wiwy ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ withewed. ->_> MAWCUS. :3 Pewchance ^.^ she ÚwÚ weeps ^.^ because uWu they xDD kiww'd xDD hew ^-^ husband; -:3 Pewchance ^.^ because ^.^ she knows them ÚwÚ innyocent. -;;w;; TITUS. >w< If uWu they >_> did :33 kiww >w< thy xDD husband, then >w< be joyful, -xDD Because OwO the OwO waw ;;w;; hath ta'en wevenge uWu on ^.^ them. -No, no, uWu they would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a uWu deed; ->_> Witnyess OwO the UwU sowwow UwU that theiw ^-^ sistew ÚwÚ makes. -;;w;; Gentwe Wavinyia, let me ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy wips, -Ow ^-^ make >w< some >w< sign how I ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO ease. -:33 Shaww >w< thy good uncwe ÚwÚ and >w< thy bwothew Wucius -And :3 thou ÚwÚ and I ^-^ sit x3 wound about >w< some fountain, -OwO Wooking >w< aww downwawds ^-^ to >w< behowd ^-^ ouw x3 cheeks -OwO How uWu they awe stain'd, >_< wike meadows ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot OwO dwy -x3 With >_> miwy ^.^ swime weft uWu on them uWu by :3 a xDD fwood? -And in OwO the >_< fountain uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD gaze OwO so long, -;;w;; Tiww OwO the ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ taste >w< be :3 taken ^-^ fwom UwU that ^w^ cweawnyess, -And :3 made :3 a x3 bwinye-pit with ^-^ ouw :33 bittew ÚwÚ teaws? -Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ cut away ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands >_< wike thine? -Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we bite ^-^ ouw OwO tongues, ÚwÚ and in OwO dumb >w< shows -OwO Pass OwO the remainder >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ hatefuw uWu days? -What uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? >_> Wet OwO us UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ ouw ^.^ tongues -Plot >w< some :33 device >_> of further >w< misewy -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO us ^-^ wondew'd at in UwU time ^-^ to come. -UwU WUCIUS. ^.^ Sweet fathew, OwO cease >_> youw teaws; uWu fow at >_> youw >w< gwief -^w^ See how my wwetched ^-^ sistew sobs ÚwÚ and OwO weeps. ->_> MAWCUS. UwU Patience, dear nyiece. Good uWu Titus, OwO dwy UwU thinye OwO eyes. -;;w;; TITUS. xDD Ah, Marcus, Marcus! xDD Bwothew, ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot -x3 Thy nyapkin cannyot dwink :3 a >w< teaw >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ->_< Fow thou, UwU poow man, x3 hast ÚwÚ dwown'd ^.^ it with UwU thinye >w< own. -UwU WUCIUS. xDD Ah, my Wavinyia, I uWu wiww wipe >w< thy ^w^ cheeks. -;;w;; TITUS. Mark, Marcus, OwO mawk! I undewstand xDD hew ^w^ signs. -Had ^.^ she :3 a :33 tongue ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, :3 nyow would ^.^ she uWu say -:33 That ^-^ to xDD hew bwothew ;;w;; which I ^w^ said ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee: -His nyapkin, with his OwO twue ;;w;; teaws >w< aww >_> bewet, -^w^ Can ^-^ do nyo service uWu on xDD hew sorrowful ^w^ cheeks. -:33 O, what :3 a ÚwÚ sympathy >_> of >_> woe :3 is :3 this -UwU As :3 faw ^-^ fwom ^w^ hewp as Limbo :3 is ^-^ fwom bliss! - -x3 Entew >_> AAWON OwO the Moor - -:3 AAWON. UwU Titus UwU Andwonyicus, my lord OwO the UwU Empewow -:3 Sends ÚwÚ thee :3 this ;;w;; wowd, UwU that, ^-^ if :3 thou love >w< thy OwO sons, ->_> Wet Marcus, >_< Wucius, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thysewf, ^.^ owd uWu Titus, -Ow ^-^ any ^-^ onye >_> of you, ^-^ chop x3 off >_> youw hand -And ^-^ send ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_< King: ^.^ he uWu fow OwO the >_> same -uWu Wiww ^-^ send ÚwÚ thee UwU hithew uWu both >w< thy >_< sons alive, -And UwU that uWu shaww >w< be OwO the >_< wansom uWu fow theiw fault. -;;w;; TITUS. :3 O >_< gwacious UwU Empewow! :3 O gentwe Aaron! -OwO Did >w< evew raven sing OwO so >_< wike :3 a lark -:33 That gives ^w^ sweet >_< tidings >_> of OwO the ^w^ sun's uprise? -x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt I'll ^-^ send OwO the UwU Empewow my hand. -Good >_> Aawon, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^-^ chop ^.^ it off? -UwU WUCIUS. >w< Stay, ^-^ fathew! uWu fow UwU that x3 nyobwe hand >_> of thinye, -:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ thwown ;;w;; down OwO so many ;;w;; enyemies, -:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ sent. UwU My hand uWu wiww sewve OwO the turn, -UwU My xDD youth can better spawe my UwU bwood than you, -And OwO thewefowe >_< minye uWu shaww :33 save my ÚwÚ bwothews' >w< wives. ->_> MAWCUS. ^w^ Which >_> of >_> youw ^.^ hands ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^-^ defended >_> Wome -And rear'd ^-^ awoft OwO the bwoody >w< battwe-axe, ->w< Wwiting destwuction uWu on OwO the enemy's ÚwÚ castwe? -:33 O, UwU nyonye >_> of uWu both uWu but awe >_> of UwU high ^.^ desewt! -UwU My hand ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu but :3 idwe; let ^.^ it sewve -ÚwÚ To >_< wansom my two nephews ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ death; -;;w;; Then ^.^ have I ^-^ kept ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a >w< wowthy OwO end. -:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, agree uWu whose hand uWu shaww >w< go awong, ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw uWu they die before theiw pawdon come. ->_> MAWCUS. UwU My hand uWu shaww ^.^ go. -UwU WUCIUS. By UwU heaven, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot go! -;;w;; TITUS. >w< Siws, ^-^ stwive nyo ^-^ mowe; such with'wed hewbs as ^.^ these -uWu Awe ^.^ meet uWu fow >w< pwucking uWu up, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe x3 minye. -UwU WUCIUS. ^.^ Sweet fathew, ^-^ if I uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ thought >w< thy UwU son, ->_> Wet me ^w^ wedeem my bwothews uWu both ^-^ fwom :33 death. ->_> MAWCUS. And uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_< fathew's :33 sake ÚwÚ and >_> mothew's cawe, -Nyow let me show :3 a >_< bwothew's love ^-^ to thee. -;;w;; TITUS. Agwee :3 between OwO you; I uWu wiww spawe my hand. -UwU WUCIUS. ;;w;; Then I'll >w< go ÚwÚ fetch OwO an OwO axe. ->_> MAWCUS. But I uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO the OwO axe. ->_< Exeunt >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS -;;w;; TITUS. Come hithew, >_> Aawon, I'll x3 deceive them ^-^ both; -;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee x3 minye. -:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If UwU that >w< be xDD caww'd >w< deceit, I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ honyest, -And never UwU whiwst I live x3 deceive x3 men >w< so; -But I'll x3 deceive you in another sort, -And UwU that ^w^ you'ww uWu say ewe half OwO an hour UwU pass. -:3 [He ^w^ cuts x3 off >_< TITUS' x3 hand] - -;;w;; We-entew >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS - -;;w;; TITUS. Nyow stay >_> youw ^-^ stwife. What uWu shaww >w< be :3 is dispatch'd. -Good >_> Aawon, ^w^ give his uWu Majesty my >w< hand; ->_> Teww him ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a hand UwU that ÚwÚ wawded him -From ^w^ thousand ;;w;; dangews; ;;w;; bid him :33 buwy it. -Mowe ;;w;; hath ^.^ it mewited- UwU that let ^.^ it have. -UwU As uWu fow my OwO sons, uWu say I >_< account >_> of them -UwU As jewews ^-^ puwchas'd at OwO an :33 easy ^w^ pwice; -And ÚwÚ yet dear UwU too, ^.^ because I bought >_< minye >w< own. -:3 AAWON. I ÚwÚ go, ^w^ Andwonyicus; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< thy hand -Wook uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< thy >_< sons with thee. -^-^ [Aside] Their :3 heads I mean. :33 O, how :3 this viwwainy -^-^ Doth UwU fat me with OwO the vewy >_> thoughts >_> of ^.^ it! ->_> Wet fools ^-^ do uWu good, ÚwÚ and fair x3 men caww uWu fow ^.^ gwace: -^-^ Aawon uWu wiww ^.^ have his ^w^ souw bwack >_< wike his face. Exit -;;w;; TITUS. :33 O, here I wift :3 this ^-^ onye hand OwO up ^-^ to UwU heaven, -And bow :3 this feebwe ruin ^-^ to OwO the eawth; ->w< If ^-^ any power UwU pities wwetched >_< teaws, -ÚwÚ To UwU that I >_< caww! uWu [To WAVINyIA] >_> What, uWu wouwd'st :3 thou knyeew with x3 me? -uWu Do, then, dear >_> heawt; uWu fow >w< heaven uWu shaww hear ^-^ ouw >_> pwayews, -Ow with ^-^ ouw sighs ^w^ we'ww bweathe OwO the welkin dim -And :33 stain OwO the >_< sun with :33 fog, as sometime clouds -When uWu they ^-^ do >_> hug him in theiw melting ^-^ bosoms. ->_> MAWCUS. :3 O :33 bwothew, speak with possibiwity, -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak OwO into ^.^ these ^-^ deep ^.^ extwemes. -;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my UwU sowwow ^-^ deep, having nyo bottom? -;;w;; Then >w< be my ^.^ passions bottomwess with ^.^ them. ->_> MAWCUS. But ÚwÚ yet let reason :33 guvwn >w< thy lament. -;;w;; TITUS. >w< If there ;;w;; wewe reason uWu fow ^.^ these misewies, -;;w;; Then OwO into xDD wimits :33 couwd I uWu bind my ÚwÚ woes. -When >w< heaven doth ;;w;; weep, doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 eawth >w< o'ewfwow? ->w< If OwO the x3 winds wage, doth ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ sea wax >_< mad, -Thweat'nying OwO the welkin with his ^w^ big-swow'n face? -And xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have :3 a reason uWu fow :3 this ^-^ coiw? -I x3 am OwO the xDD sea; :3 hawk how xDD hew sighs ^-^ do bwow. -She :3 is OwO the weeping ^-^ wewkin, I OwO the eawth; -;;w;; Then >w< must my ÚwÚ sea >w< be ÚwÚ muvd with xDD hew UwU sighs; -;;w;; Then >w< must my :3 eawth with xDD hew continyuaw ;;w;; teaws ->_> Become :3 a dewuge, overflow'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwown'd; ->_< Fow x3 why my uWu bowews cannyot hide xDD hew ÚwÚ woes, -But >_< wike :3 a drunkard >w< must I >_> vomit ^.^ them. -;;w;; Then ^w^ give me :33 weave; uWu fow :3 wosews uWu wiww ^.^ have xDD weave -ÚwÚ To >_> ease theiw ÚwÚ stomachs with theiw :33 bittew ÚwÚ tongues. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, with two :3 heads ÚwÚ and :3 a hand - -MESSENGEW. Wowthy UwU Andwonyicus, i-iww art :3 thou wepaid ->_< Fow UwU that good hand :3 thou ^-^ sent'st OwO the Emperor. -;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the :3 heads >_> of >w< thy two x3 nyobwe >w< sons; -And >w< hewe's >w< thy ;;w;; hand, in :33 scown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee x3 sent :33 back- -x3 Thy >w< gwief theiw :33 spowts, >w< thy wesowution x3 mock'd, -:33 That >_> woe :3 is me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon >w< thy ÚwÚ woes, -Mowe than wemembwance >_> of my >_< fathew's :33 death. Exit ->_> MAWCUS. Nyow let ^.^ hot Aetna cool in >_< Siciwy, -And >w< be my OwO heawt OwO an uWu evew-buwnying heww! -^.^ These xDD misewies awe ^-^ mowe than ^-^ may >w< be bownye. -ÚwÚ To weep with them UwU that weep doth >_> ease >w< some ^.^ deaw, -But UwU sowwow ^-^ fwouted at :3 is double :33 death. -UwU WUCIUS. xDD Ah, UwU that :3 this OwO sight shouwd ^-^ make OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a :33 wound, -And ÚwÚ yet :3 detested life ^.^ nyot xDD shwink ÚwÚ theweat! -:33 That >w< evew death shouwd let life bear his uWu nyame, -:3 Whewe life ;;w;; hath nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; intewest uWu but ^-^ to bweathe! ->_> [WAVINyIA OwO kisses ÚwÚ TITUS] ->_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow xDD heawt, UwU that ÚwÚ kiss :3 is uWu comfowtwess -UwU As OwO fwozen >w< watew ^-^ to :3 a starved snyake. -;;w;; TITUS. When uWu wiww :3 this xDD feawfuw swumbew ^.^ have OwO an :33 end? ->_> MAWCUS. Nyow ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ fwatt'wy; x3 die, Andronicus. -Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot slumber: UwU see >w< thy two ^w^ sons' UwU heads, -x3 Thy ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; hand, >w< thy OwO mangwed daughter xDD hewe; -x3 Thy uWu othew banish'd :3 son with :3 this dear OwO sight -Struck OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwoodwess; ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 bwothew, OwO I, ->_< Even >_< wike :3 a :33 stony ^-^ image, x3 cowd ÚwÚ and x3 nyumb. -Ah! :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wiww I ÚwÚ contwow >w< thy griefs. -x3 Went x3 off >w< thy ÚwÚ siwvew >_> haiw, >w< thy uWu othew hand ->_< Gnyawing with >w< thy teeth; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 this dismaw OwO sight -The >_< cwosing OwO up >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU most wwetched OwO eyes. -Nyow :3 is :3 a UwU time ^-^ to storm; x3 why art :3 thou >_< stiww? -;;w;; TITUS. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! ->_> MAWCUS. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >w< waugh? ^w^ It ^-^ fits ^.^ nyot with :3 this hour. -;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot another >w< teaw ^-^ to >_> shed; -UwU Besides, :3 this UwU sowwow :3 is OwO an enemy, -And would usurp x3 upon my wat'wy eyes -And ^-^ make them uWu bwind with ÚwÚ twibutawy uWu teaws. -;;w;; Then ;;w;; which uWu way uWu shaww I find UwU Wevenge's ^w^ cave? ->_< Fow ^.^ these two :3 heads ^-^ do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to speak ^-^ to uWu me, -And ^-^ thweat me I uWu shaww never come ^-^ to bliss -;;w;; Tiww >w< aww ^.^ these mischiefs >w< be wetuwn'd UwU again ->_< Even in theiw throats UwU that ^.^ have committed ^.^ them. -^w^ Come, let me UwU see what ^w^ task I ^.^ have ^-^ to do. -You :33 heavy ;;w;; peopwe, ciwcwe me >w< about, -:33 That I ^-^ may xDD tuwn me ^-^ to OwO each ^-^ onye >_> of you -And uWu sweaw x3 unto my ^w^ souw ^-^ to ^.^ wight >_> youw wwongs. -The x3 vow :3 is ^.^ made. ^w^ Come, :33 bwothew, UwU take :3 a uWu head, -And in :3 this hand OwO the uWu othew uWu wiww I OwO beaw. -And, Wavinyia, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be empwoy'd in ^.^ this; -Beaw :3 thou my ;;w;; hand, ^w^ sweet wench, :3 between >w< thy teeth. -UwU As uWu fow ^.^ thee, OwO boy, ÚwÚ go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom my :33 sight; -Thou art OwO an x3 exiwe, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyot >_> stay. -Hie ^-^ to OwO the uWu Goths ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise OwO an ;;w;; awmy :3 thewe; -And ^-^ if ye love uWu me, as I ÚwÚ think you uWu do, -Let's ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and UwU pawt, uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to do. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Wucius -UwU WUCIUS. Faweweww, UwU Andwonyicus, my x3 nyobwe fathew, -The woefull'st man UwU that >w< evew uWu wiv'd in Rome. -Faweweww, >_> pwoud Rome; ÚwÚ tiww Wucius come uWu again, -ÚwÚ He leaves his ^w^ pwedges ^w^ deawew than his wife. -Faweweww, Wavinyia, my x3 nyobwe sistew; -:33 O, would :3 thou ^w^ wewt as :3 thou x3 tofowe x3 hast ^w^ been! -But :3 nyow :3 nyow Wucius :3 nyow ^w^ Wavinyia ;;w;; wives -But in obwivion ÚwÚ and ^-^ hatefuw griefs. ->w< If Wucius live, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite >_> youw ^-^ wwongs -And ^-^ make >_> pwoud Satuwnyinye ÚwÚ and his UwU empewess -:33 Beg at OwO the ^w^ gates >_< wike UwU Tawquin ÚwÚ and his >w< queen. -Nyow uWu wiww I ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Goths, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise :3 a ^.^ pow'w -ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> Wome ÚwÚ and ^.^ Satuwnyinye. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Rome. >_< TITUS' house - -OwO A x3 banquet. - -x3 Entew >_> TITUS, ^w^ MAWCUS, uWu WAVINyIA, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 boy OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS - -;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ So so, :3 nyow sit; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook you xDD eat nyo ^-^ mowe ->w< Than uWu wiww OwO pwesewve ^.^ just OwO so >w< much OwO stwength in OwO us -UwU As uWu wiww wevenge ^.^ these :33 bittew ^.^ woes >_> of ^-^ ouws. -Marcus, unknit UwU that sorrow-wreathen knyot; -x3 Thy niece ÚwÚ and OwO I, UwU poow ^.^ cweatuwes, UwU want ^-^ ouw x3 hands, -And cannyot passionate ^-^ ouw tenfowd >w< gwief -x3 With fowded arms. :3 This UwU poow ^.^ wight hand >_> of >_< minye -^-^ Is weft ^-^ to :33 tywannyize x3 upon my breast; -Who, when my xDD heawt, >w< aww mad with misery, -x3 Beats in :3 this >w< howwow pwison >_> of my x3 fwesh, -;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus I ÚwÚ thump ^.^ it down. -uWu [To WAVINyIA] Thou ÚwÚ map >_> of x3 woe, UwU that ;;w;; thus OwO dost talk in ^.^ signs! -When >w< thy UwU poow OwO heawt x3 beats with ÚwÚ outwageous ÚwÚ beating, -Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot strike ^.^ it ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it ^.^ stiww. -^-^ Wound ^.^ it with >w< sighing, girl, :33 kiww ^.^ it with groans; -Ow >_< get >w< some wittwe :33 knyife :3 between >w< thy UwU teeth -And ^.^ just x3 against >w< thy OwO heawt ^-^ make :3 thou :3 a :3 howe, -:33 That >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that >w< thy UwU poow eyes let ^-^ faww -May run OwO into UwU that sink :3 and, x3 soaking ÚwÚ in, -x3 Dwown OwO the >_> wamenting OwO foow in xDD sea-sawt uWu teaws. ->_> MAWCUS. :33 Fie, :33 bwothew, fie! Teach xDD hew ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus ^-^ to uWu way -Such viowent ^.^ hands x3 upon xDD hew >w< tendew wife. -;;w;; TITUS. OwO How nyow! xDD Has UwU sowwow :3 made ÚwÚ thee dote >_> awweady? -ÚwÚ Why, Marcus, nyo man shouwd >w< be mad uWu but :3 I. -What viowent ^.^ hands can ^.^ she uWu way uWu on xDD hew x3 wife? -xDD Ah, xDD whewefowe OwO dost :3 thou :3 uwge OwO the name >_> of ^-^ hands? -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid ^.^ Aenyeas tell OwO the xDD tawe ^w^ twice o'ew -OwO How ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ was buwnt ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 made misewabwe? -:33 O, handle ^.^ nyot OwO the theme, ^-^ to talk >_> of x3 hands, -Lest ^-^ we wemembew still UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have none. -:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, how franticly I :3 squawe my talk, -UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we shouwd ^-^ fowget ^-^ we xDD had nyo x3 hands, ->w< If Mawcus >_> did ^.^ nyot name OwO the >_> wowd >_> of ÚwÚ hands! -^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ faww to; :3 and, gentwe girl, xDD eat :33 this: -;;w;; Hewe :3 is nyo drink. Hawk, Marcus, what ^.^ she ;;w;; says- -I can interpret >w< aww xDD hew :3 mawtyw'd OwO signs; -She :33 says ^.^ she dwinks nyo uWu othew dwink uWu but >_< teaws, -uWu Bwew'd with xDD hew xDD sowwow, :33 mesh'd x3 upon xDD hew ^w^ cheeks. -:3 Speechwess complainer, I uWu wiww learn >w< thy thought; -UwU In >w< thy OwO dumb >w< action uWu wiww I >w< be as pewfect -UwU As >_< begging hermits in theiw holy ^.^ pwayews. -Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >w< sigh, :3 nyow howd >w< thy :3 stumps ^-^ to UwU heaven, -Nyow :3 wink, :3 nyow xDD nyod, :3 nyow ÚwÚ knyeew, :3 nyow ^-^ make :3 a >_< sign, -But I >_> of ^.^ these uWu wiww wrest OwO an alphabet, -And uWu by still practice learn ^-^ to xDD knyow >w< thy meaning. ->_< BOY. Good grandsire, xDD weave ^.^ these :33 bittew ^-^ deep waments; -UwU Make my :33 aunt >_> mewwy with >w< some >w< pweasing >_> tawe. ->_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, OwO the >w< tendew OwO boy, in passion mov'd, -^-^ Doth weep ^-^ to UwU see his :3 gwandsiwe's ;;w;; heavinyess. -;;w;; TITUS. Peace, >w< tendew ÚwÚ sapwing; :3 thou art :3 made >_> of >_< teaws, -And ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww >_> quickwy OwO mewt >w< thy life >_> away. -[MAWCUS strikes OwO the dish with :3 a ^.^ knyife] -What OwO dost :3 thou strike at, Marcus, with >w< thy knife? ->_> MAWCUS. ^.^ At UwU that UwU that I ^.^ have >_> kiww'd, my wowd- :3 a uWu fwy. -;;w;; TITUS. Out uWu on ^.^ thee, >w< muwdewew, :3 thou kill'st my >_< heawt! -Minye eyes awe :33 cwoy'd with view >_> of tyranny; -OwO A deed >_> of death x3 donye uWu on OwO the innyocent -:33 Becomes ^.^ nyot Titus' brother. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone; -I UwU see :3 thou art ^.^ nyot uWu fow my :33 company. ->_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, my lord, I ^.^ have uWu but xDD kiww'd :3 a uWu fwy. -;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ 'But!' OwO How ^-^ if UwU that UwU fwy xDD had :3 a fathew ÚwÚ and >_> mothew? -OwO How would ^.^ he >_> hang his x3 swendew x3 giwded x3 wings -And ;;w;; buzz >_> wamenting x3 doings in OwO the air! -OwO Poow harmless fly, -:33 That with his pwetty ^-^ buzzing >w< mewody -Came here ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us merry! And :3 thou x3 hast xDD kiww'd >_> him. ->_> MAWCUS. Pawdon uWu me, siw; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a bwack uWu iww-favouw'd fly, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' Moow; OwO thewefowe I xDD kiww'd >_> him. -;;w;; TITUS. :33 O, :33 O, O! -;;w;; Then pawdon me uWu fow x3 wepwehending ^.^ thee, ->_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 a chawitabwe :3 deed. ->w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; knyife, I uWu wiww ^w^ insuwt uWu on ^w^ him, ->_< Fwattewing ^-^ mysewf as ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO the Moor -Come UwU hithew purposely ^-^ to :3 poison >_> me. -There's uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and that's uWu fow uWu Tamowa. -xDD Ah, sirrah! -xDD Yet, I xDD think, ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwought OwO so low -But UwU that :3 between OwO us ^-^ we can :33 kiww :3 a UwU fwy -:33 That comes in >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a coal-black Moor. ->_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ man! >w< gwief >_> has OwO so wrought uWu on ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes false ^w^ shadows uWu fow OwO twue >_> substances. -;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, UwU take >_> away. Wavinyia, >w< go with me; -I'll ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; cwoset, ÚwÚ and >w< go ;;w;; wead with ÚwÚ thee -x3 Sad ÚwÚ stowies OwO chanced in OwO the xDD times >_> of ^.^ owd. -^w^ Come, OwO boy, ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; >w< thy OwO sight :3 is young, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; wead when >_< minye begin ^-^ to dazzwe. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Rome. >_< TITUS' garden - -x3 Entew OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and :33 WAVINyIA x3 wunnying aftew ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 boy flies ^-^ fwom xDD hew with his :33 books uWu undew his arm. - -x3 Entew >_> TITUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS - ->_< BOY. :3 Hewp, grandsire, :33 hewp! my :33 aunt ^w^ Wavinyia ->_< Fowwows me everywhere, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< why. -Good uncwe Marcus, UwU see how swift ^.^ she UwU comes! -^.^ Awas, ^w^ sweet aunt, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you mean. ->_> MAWCUS. Stand uWu by uWu me, Lucius; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw UwU thinye aunt. -;;w;; TITUS. She loves ^.^ thee, OwO boy, xDD too ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee hawm. ->_< BOY. >w< Ay, when my fathew ÚwÚ was in >_> Wome ^.^ she ÚwÚ did. ->_> MAWCUS. What :3 means my niece ^w^ Wavinyia uWu by ^.^ these ^.^ signs? -;;w;; TITUS. OwO Feaw xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, Lucius; uWu somewhat doth ^.^ she mean. -^w^ See, >_< Wucius, UwU see how >w< much ^.^ she makes >_> of thee. -Somewhither would ^.^ she ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >w< go with :3 hew. -xDD Ah, OwO boy, ^.^ Cownyewia never with ^-^ mowe cawe -x3 Wead ^-^ to xDD hew >_< sons than ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wead ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee -^.^ Sweet poetry ÚwÚ and Tuwwy's >_< Owatow. ->_> MAWCUS. OwO Canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^.^ guess xDD whewefowe ^.^ she :33 pwies ÚwÚ thee ^.^ thus? ->_< BOY. UwU My lord, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, :3 nyow can I uWu guess, ->_< Unwess >w< some x3 fit ^w^ ow frenzy ^-^ do ^.^ possess UwU hew; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have heard my :3 gwandsiwe uWu say :33 fuww ^w^ oft -xDD Extwemity >_> of gwiefs would ^-^ make x3 men mad; -And I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead UwU that ^.^ Hecuba >_> of ^-^ Twoy -Ran mad uWu fow sorrow. :33 That :3 made me ^-^ to fear; -ÚwÚ Awthough, my lord, I xDD knyow my x3 nyobwe :33 aunt -^-^ Wuvs me as dear as e'ew my mothew :33 did, -And would ;;w;; nyot, uWu but in >_> fuwy, OwO fwight my youth; -^w^ Which :3 made me ;;w;; down ^-^ to thwow my ^-^ books, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwy- -:3 Causewess, perhaps. But pawdon uWu me, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; aunt; -And, UwU madam, ^-^ if my uncwe Mawcus ÚwÚ go, -I uWu wiww UwU most willingly ^.^ attend >_> youw uWu wadyship. ->_> MAWCUS. >_< Wucius, I uWu wiww. >_> [WAVINyIA ;;w;; tuwns xDD uvw with xDD hew -:3 stumps OwO the :33 books ;;w;; which Wucius >_> has let x3 faww] -;;w;; TITUS. OwO How nyow, >_< Wavinyia! Marcus, what :3 means uWu this? -uWu Some book there :3 is UwU that ^.^ she desires ^-^ to :3 see. -^w^ Which :3 is it, girl, >_> of :3 these?- ÚwÚ Open ;;w;; them, boy.- -But :3 thou art uWu deepew ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ and better >w< skiww'd; -Come ÚwÚ and UwU take UwU choice >_> of >w< aww my ÚwÚ wibwawy, -And OwO so beguiwe >w< thy xDD sowwow, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the uWu heavens -ÚwÚ Weveaw OwO the :33 damn'd >w< contwivew >_> of :3 this :3 deed. -UwU Why ÚwÚ wifts ^.^ she OwO up xDD hew ÚwÚ awms in >w< sequence ^.^ thus? ->_> MAWCUS. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :3 means UwU that there ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe than ^-^ onye -Confederate in OwO the ^.^ fact; ^-^ ay, ^-^ mowe there OwO was, -Ow ewse ^-^ to >w< heaven ^.^ she UwU heaves them uWu fow wevenge. -;;w;; TITUS. >_< Wucius, what book :3 is UwU that ^.^ she >_> tosseth so? ->_< BOY. Grandsire, 'tis xDD Ovid's Metamowphoses; -UwU My mothew >_> gave ^.^ it >_> me. ->_> MAWCUS. >_< Fow love >_> of xDD hew that's gone, -Perhaps ^.^ she ;;w;; cuww'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom UwU among OwO the ^-^ west. -;;w;; TITUS. Soft! ^w^ So ;;w;; busiwy ^.^ she ;;w;; tuwns OwO the >w< weaves! Hewp :3 hew. -What would ^.^ she >_> find? Wavinyia, uWu shaww I >_< wead? -:3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; twagic xDD tawe >_> of Phiwomew -And ÚwÚ tweats >_> of UwU Teweus' uWu tweason ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; wape; -And ;;w;; wape, I feaw, ÚwÚ was >w< woot >_> of >w< thy ^-^ annyoy. ->_> MAWCUS. ^w^ See, :33 bwothew, >w< see! ^-^ Nyote how ^.^ she quotes OwO the UwU weaves. -;;w;; TITUS. Wavinyia, ^w^ wewt :3 thou ;;w;; thus ;;w;; suwpwis'd, ^w^ sweet girl, -:3 Wavish'd ÚwÚ and wrong'd as >_> Phiwomewa OwO was, -OwO Fowc'd in OwO the wuthwess, ^w^ vast, ÚwÚ and gwoomy ;;w;; woods? -^w^ See, >w< see! ->w< Ay, such :3 a place there :3 is xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> did hunt- -:33 O, xDD had ^-^ we OwO nyevew, never ^.^ hunted >w< thewe!- -^.^ Pattewn'd uWu by UwU that OwO the :3 poet here descwibes, -By ^-^ nyatuwe :3 made uWu fow ^.^ muwdews ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^w^ wapes. ->_> MAWCUS. :33 O, x3 why shouwd ^-^ nyatuwe build OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a den, ->_< Unwess OwO the UwU gods dewight in ^.^ twagedies? -;;w;; TITUS. >w< Give UwU signs, ^w^ sweet girl, uWu fow here awe UwU nyonye uWu but fwiends, -What Woman lord ^.^ it ÚwÚ was durst ^-^ do OwO the :3 deed. -Ow OwO swunk ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, as UwU Tawquin >w< ewst, -:33 That weft OwO the ^-^ camp ^-^ to xDD sin in >_> Wucwece' >_> bed? ->_> MAWCUS. >_> Sit down, ^w^ sweet ^w^ nyiece; :33 bwothew, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down uWu by >_> me. -:3 Apowwo, Pallas, :33 Juv, ^w^ ow >w< Mewcuwy, -Inspire uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may :3 this uWu tweason ^w^ find! -UwU My lord, ÚwÚ wook :3 hewe! Wook ;;w;; hewe, >_< Wavinyia! -:3 [He ;;w;; wwites his name with his -staff, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; guides ^.^ it with :3 feet ÚwÚ and >_< mouth] -:3 This :33 sandy plot :3 is ;;w;; pwain; uWu guide, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 canst, -:3 This aftew >_> me. I ^.^ have :3 wwit my name -Without OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of ^-^ any hand at all. -:3 Cuws'd >w< be UwU that OwO heawt UwU that fowc'd OwO us ^-^ to :3 this shift! -x3 Wwite thou, good niece, ÚwÚ and here dispway at last -What :3 God uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ discuvwed uWu fow wevenge. -xDD Heaven ^w^ guide >w< thy ;;w;; pen ^-^ to x3 pwint >w< thy ;;w;; sowwows ÚwÚ pwain, -:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ twaitows ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ twuth! -[She ^-^ takes OwO the xDD staff in xDD hew OwO mouth -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; guides ^.^ it with :3 stumps, ÚwÚ and UwU wwites] -:33 O, ^-^ do ye ^.^ wead, my lord, what ^.^ she ;;w;; hath writ? -;;w;; TITUS. >_< 'Stupwum- Chiron- Demetrius.' ->_> MAWCUS. >_> What, x3 what! OwO the lustful >_< sons >_> of xDD Tamowa -Pewfowmews >_> of :3 this >w< heinyous bwoody x3 deed? -;;w;; TITUS. Magnyi >_< Dominyatow powi, -^-^ Tam x3 wentus ^-^ audis :33 scewewa? tam x3 wentus uWu vides? ->_> MAWCUS. :33 O, UwU cawm ^.^ thee, gentwe wowd! although I xDD knyow -Thewe :3 is enough written x3 upon :3 this :3 eawth -ÚwÚ To :33 stiw :3 a UwU mutiny in OwO the UwU miwdest ^-^ thoughts, -And arm OwO the ^w^ minds >_> of OwO infants ^-^ to ^.^ excwaims. -UwU My lord, knyeew ;;w;; down with me; Wavinyia, >_> knyeew; -And ÚwÚ knyeew, ^w^ sweet OwO boy, OwO the Woman Hector's OwO hope; -And uWu sweaw with :3 me- :3 as, with OwO the :3 woefuw fere -And fathew >_> of UwU that >_< chaste ^.^ dishonyouwed ^.^ dame, -Wowd Junius Bwutus ÚwÚ swawe uWu fow >_> Wucwece' >_> wape- -:33 That ^-^ we uWu wiww pwosecute, uWu by good >_< advice, -Mortal wevenge x3 upon ^.^ these twaitowous ^w^ Goths, -And UwU see theiw UwU bwood ^w^ ow die with :3 this reproach. -;;w;; TITUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ suwe enyough, OwO an you knew x3 how; -But ^-^ if you uWu hunt ^.^ these ^-^ beaw-whewps, then >_< bewawe: -The dam uWu wiww >w< wake; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ she ^.^ wind ye once, -x3 She's with OwO the x3 wion >_< deepwy still in uWu weague, -And wuwws him UwU whiwst ^.^ she playeth uWu on xDD hew ^w^ back, -And when ^.^ he sweeps uWu wiww ^.^ she ^-^ do what ^.^ she wist. -You awe :3 a x3 young >w< huntsman, >_> Mawcus; let alone; -And xDD come, I uWu wiww >w< go >_< get :3 a weaf >_> of xDD bwass, -And with :3 a uWu gad >_> of >_< steew uWu wiww wwite ^.^ these x3 wowds, -And uWu way ^.^ it by. The :3 angwy nyowthewn ^.^ wind -uWu Wiww blow ^.^ these sands >_< wike uWu Sibyw's leaves ÚwÚ abwoad, -And ^w^ whewe's ^-^ ouw >w< wesson, ^.^ then? UwU Boy, what uWu say you? ->_< BOY. I ÚwÚ say, my lord, UwU that ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe :3 a man -Their >_> mothew's ;;w;; bedchambew shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD safe ->_< Fow ^.^ these base ;;w;; bondmen ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of Rome. ->_> MAWCUS. >w< Ay, that's my :33 boy! x3 Thy fathew ;;w;; hath :33 fuww ^w^ oft ->_< Fow his ;;w;; ungwatefuw ;;w;; countwy x3 donye OwO the like. ->_< BOY. And, uncwe, OwO so uWu wiww OwO I, OwO an ^-^ if I wive. -;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, >w< go with me OwO into >_< minye armoury. ->_< Wucius, I'll x3 fit thee; ÚwÚ and withaw my :3 boy -:33 Shaww carry ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >_< sons -Pwesents UwU that I intend ^-^ to ^-^ send them >_> both. -^w^ Come, x3 come; x3 thou'wt ^-^ do my >_> message, xDD wiwt :3 thou not? ->_< BOY. >w< Ay, with my dagger in theiw ^-^ bosoms, ^.^ gwandsiwe. -;;w;; TITUS. No, OwO boy, ^.^ nyot >w< so; I'll teach ÚwÚ thee another >_> couwse. -Wavinyia, come. Marcus, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to my >_< house. -Wucius ÚwÚ and I'll >w< go bwave ^.^ it at OwO the >_> couwt; ->w< Ay, >w< mawwy, uWu wiww >_> we, :3 siw! ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww >w< be waited x3 on. ->_< Exeunt >_> TITUS, uWu WAVINyIA, ÚwÚ and OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ->_> MAWCUS. :3 O uWu heavens, can you hear :3 a good man >_> gwoan -And ^.^ nyot relent, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot compassion OwO him? -Marcus, ^.^ attend him in his ecstasy, -:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe ;;w;; scaws >_> of UwU sowwow in his OwO heawt ->w< Than xDD foemen's ^.^ mawks x3 upon his batt'red x3 shiewd, -But ÚwÚ yet OwO so ^.^ just UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wevenge. -^w^ Wevenge OwO the uWu heavens uWu fow ^.^ owd Andwonyicus! Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Rome. The :33 pawace - -x3 Entew AARON, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; ÚwÚ and at OwO the uWu othew doow, -OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and another with :3 a bundle >_> of x3 weapons, ÚwÚ and OwO vewses :3 wwit x3 upon them - -CHIWON. OwO Demetwius, >w< hewe's OwO the :3 son >_> of Lucius; -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< some xDD message ^-^ to x3 dewivew ÚwÚ us. -:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, >w< some mad xDD message ^-^ fwom his mad grandfather. ->_< BOY. UwU My x3 wowds, with >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; humbwenyess I >w< may, -I gweet >_> youw honours ^-^ fwom >_> Andwonyicus- -^-^ [Aside] And pray OwO the Woman UwU gods xDD confound you :33 both! -uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ Gwamewcy, UwU wuvwy Wucius. What's OwO the x3 nyews? ->_< BOY. ^-^ [Aside] :33 That you awe uWu both >_> deciphew'd, that's OwO the UwU nyews, ->_< Fow >_< viwwains OwO mawk'd with rape.- May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, -UwU My grandsire, ;;w;; weww >_< advis'd, ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu by me -The :3 goodwiest weapons >_> of his armoury -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwatify >_> youw honyouwabwe youth, -The >w< hope >_> of Rome; uWu fow OwO so ^.^ he ;;w;; bid me ^w^ say; -And OwO so I uWu do, ÚwÚ and with his x3 gifts ÚwÚ pwesent -Your uWu wowdships, UwU that, whenever you ^.^ have ^w^ nyeed, -You ^-^ may >w< be UwU awmed ÚwÚ and appointed :33 weww. -And OwO so I xDD weave you uWu both- ^-^ [Aside] >_< wike bwoody ^.^ viwwains. ->_< Exeunt OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and :33 attendant -uWu DEMETWIUS. What's hewe? OwO A UwU scwoww, ÚwÚ and written x3 wound OwO about. -Let's see: -^-^ [Weads] 'Integer ^-^ vitae, scewewisque >w< puwus, -Non >_> eget Mauri ^.^ iacuwis, nec arcu.' -CHIWON. :33 O, 'tis :3 a ^w^ vewse in ^w^ Howace, I xDD knyow ^.^ it ;;w;; weww; -I ;;w;; wead ^.^ it in OwO the ÚwÚ gwammaw wong uWu ago. -:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, just- :3 a ^w^ vewse in Horace. Right, you ^.^ have it. -^-^ [Aside] Nyow, what :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be OwO an ^w^ ass! -Here's nyo :33 sound xDD jest! The ^.^ owd man ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found theiw guiwt, -And >_> sends them weapons xDD wwapp'd about with >w< winyes -:33 That :33 wound, uWu beyond theiw feewing, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ quick. -But ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw ^w^ witty :33 Empwess ;;w;; weww ^-^ afoot, -She would ÚwÚ appwaud ^w^ Andwonyicus' :3 conceit. -But let xDD hew west in xDD hew UwU unwest awhiwe- -And nyow, x3 young x3 wowds, >_> was't ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 happy star -uWu Wed OwO us ^-^ to Wome, strangers, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than so, -Captives, ^-^ to >w< be OwO advanced ^-^ to :3 this height? -^w^ It >_> did me good before OwO the :33 pawace xDD gate -ÚwÚ To bwave OwO the Tribune in his >_< bwothew's ÚwÚ heawing. -uWu DEMETWIUS. But me ^-^ mowe good ^-^ to UwU see OwO so gweat :3 a lord -OwO Basewy insinuate ÚwÚ and ^-^ send OwO us >_< gifts. -:3 AAWON. Had ^.^ he ^.^ nyot reason, Wowd uWu Demetwius? -OwO Did you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use his daughter vewy >_< fwiendwy? -uWu DEMETWIUS. I would ^-^ we xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand Woman ;;w;; dames -^.^ At such :3 a OwO bay, uWu by xDD tuwn ^-^ to sewve ^-^ ouw uWu wust. -CHIWON. OwO A chawitabwe ^w^ wish ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wuv. -:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Hewe lacks uWu but >_> youw mothew uWu fow ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ amen. -CHIWON. And UwU that would ^.^ she uWu fow twenty ^w^ thousand more. -uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ Come, let OwO us >w< go ÚwÚ and pray ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the UwU gods ->_< Fow ^-^ ouw bewuvd mothew in xDD hew ^.^ pains. -:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Pway ^-^ to OwO the devils; OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have >w< given OwO us xDD uvw. -UwU [Twumpets :3 sound] -uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU Why ^-^ do OwO the Emperor's OwO twumpets flourish ^.^ thus? -CHIWON. ^-^ Bewike, uWu fow ^.^ joy OwO the UwU Empewow ;;w;; hath :3 a :33 son. -uWu DEMETWIUS. Soft! ^-^ who comes hewe? - -x3 Entew NyUWSE, with :3 a :33 bwackamoow ÚwÚ CHIWD - -NyUWSE. Good ^.^ mowwow, wowds. -:33 O, tell uWu me, >_> did you UwU see ^-^ Aawon OwO the x3 Moow? -:3 AAWON. Weww, ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow ^.^ wess, ^w^ ow :33 nye'ew :3 a whit at aww, -;;w;; Hewe ^-^ Aawon >_> is; ÚwÚ and what with ^-^ Aawon ^w^ nyow? -NyUWSE. :3 O gentwe >_> Aawon, ^-^ we awe >w< aww :3 undonye! -Nyow help, ^w^ ow >_> woe betide ÚwÚ thee evewmowe! -:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a uWu catewwauwing OwO dost :3 thou xDD keep! -What OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ wwap ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fumbwe in >w< thy >w< awms? -NyUWSE. :33 O, UwU that ;;w;; which I would hide ^-^ fwom >_< heaven's ^-^ eye: -Our ÚwÚ Empwess' ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and xDD statewy :33 Wome's ^w^ disgwace! -She :3 is ;;w;; dewivewed, ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she :3 is :3 dewivewed. -:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ To >_< whom? -NyUWSE. I UwU mean ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ bwought :33 a-bed. -:3 AAWON. Weww, :3 God ^w^ give xDD hew good rest! What ;;w;; hath ^.^ he x3 sent uWu hew? -NyUWSE. OwO A ^w^ deviw. -:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ she :3 is OwO the devil's UwU dam; -OwO A >_< joyfuw >_< issue. -NyUWSE. OwO A ^-^ joywess, OwO dismaw, :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and sorrowful :3 issue! -;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the babe, as ^-^ woathsome as :3 a >_< toad -Amongst OwO the ÚwÚ faiw-fac'd :33 bweedews >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO cwime; -The :33 Empwess >_> sends ^.^ it ^.^ thee, >w< thy >w< stamp, >w< thy seal, -And >_< bids ÚwÚ thee chwisten ^.^ it with >w< thy daggew's point. -:3 AAWON. uWu Zounds, ye ÚwÚ whowe! ^-^ Is bwack OwO so base :3 a hue? -^.^ Sweet bwowse, you awe :3 a uWu beauteous >w< bwossom sure. -uWu DEMETWIUS. ^-^ Viwwain, what x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? -:3 AAWON. :33 That ;;w;; which :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^.^ undo. -CHIWON. Thou x3 hast undonye ^-^ ouw mother. -:3 AAWON. ^-^ Viwwain, I ^.^ have x3 donye >w< thy mother. -uWu DEMETWIUS. And thewein, ^.^ hewwish dog, :3 thou x3 hast undonye :3 hew. -^w^ Woe ^-^ to xDD hew uWu chance, ÚwÚ and :33 damn'd xDD hew x3 woathed >_< choice! -xDD Accuws'd OwO the offspring >_> of OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a ^-^ fiend! -CHIWON. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. -:3 AAWON. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. -NyUWSE. >_> Aawon, ^.^ it must; OwO the mothew wills ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -:3 AAWON. >_> What, >w< must it, nurse? ;;w;; Then let nyo man uWu but I -Do >_> execution uWu on my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. -uWu DEMETWIUS. I'll bwoach OwO the tadpowe uWu on my >w< wapiew's point. -xDD Nyuwse, ^w^ give ^.^ it me; my >_< swowd uWu shaww >_> soon uWu dispatch it. -:3 AAWON. :3 Soonyew :3 this >_< swowd uWu shaww plough >w< thy uWu bowews :33 up. -[Takes OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD ^-^ fwom OwO the NyUWSE, ÚwÚ and draws] ->w< Stay, UwU muwdewous viwwains, uWu wiww you :33 kiww >_> youw ^-^ bwothew! -Nyow, uWu by OwO the burning :33 tapews >_> of OwO the OwO sky -:33 That shonye OwO so bwightwy when :3 this :3 boy ÚwÚ was got, -ÚwÚ He >_> dies x3 upon my scimitaw's shawp point -:33 That UwU touches :3 this my :3 fiwst-bown :3 son ÚwÚ and :33 heiw. -I tell you, youngwings, ^.^ nyot UwU Encewadus, -x3 With >w< aww his x3 thweat'nying >_< band >_> of Typhon's uWu bwood, -Nyow gweat ;;w;; Awcides, :3 nyow OwO the god >_> of war, -:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seize :3 this uWu pwey >_< out >_> of his >_< fathew's hands. ->_> What, what, ye x3 sanguinye, :3 shawwow-heawted boys! -uWu Ye white-lim'd ^w^ wawws! ye alehouse ^w^ painted ^.^ signs! -Coaw-bwack :3 is better than another hue -UwU In UwU that ^.^ it scorns ^-^ to bear another >w< hue; ->_< Fow >w< aww OwO the >w< watew in OwO the :33 ocean -^w^ Can never xDD tuwn OwO the OwO swan's bwack >w< wegs ^-^ to >_< white, -UwU Awthough ^.^ she lave them houwwy in OwO the >w< fwood. ->_> Teww OwO the :33 Empwess ^-^ fwom me I x3 am >_> of :3 age -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_< minye own- ;;w;; excuse ^.^ it how ^.^ she ^.^ can. -uWu DEMETWIUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou :33 betway >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^w^ mistwess ^.^ thus? -:3 AAWON. UwU My ^w^ mistwess :3 is my UwU mistwess: :3 this my ;;w;; sewf, -The vigouw ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU pictuwe >_> of my uWu youth. -:3 This before >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ do I prefer; -:3 This maugwe >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu wiww I ^-^ keep xDD safe, -Ow >w< some >_> of you uWu shaww ^-^ smoke uWu fow ^.^ it in Rome. -uWu DEMETWIUS. By :3 this ^-^ ouw mothew :3 is uWu fow >w< evew uWu sham'd. -CHIWON. >_> Wome uWu wiww :3 despise xDD hew uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; fouw UwU escape. -NyUWSE. The UwU Empewow in his ;;w;; wage uWu wiww :33 doom xDD hew :33 death. -CHIWON. I x3 bwush ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon :3 this OwO ignyomy. -:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's OwO the UwU pwiviwege >_> youw x3 beauty ÚwÚ beaws: -:33 Fie, treacherous hue, UwU that uWu wiww :33 betway with :33 bwushing -The :33 cwose enyacts ÚwÚ and counsels >_> of >w< thy >_< heawt! -Here's :3 a x3 young ^.^ wad x3 fwam'd >_> of another leer. -Wook how OwO the bwack ^w^ swave >_> smiwes x3 upon OwO the fathew, -UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say 'Old >_> wad, I x3 am UwU thinye own.' -ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> youw :33 bwothew, x3 wowds, sensibly ^-^ fed -x3 Of UwU that sewf-bwood UwU that ^.^ fiwst >_> gave life ^-^ to OwO you; -And ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_> womb xDD whewe you :3 impwisonyed ;;w;; wewe -ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; enfwanchised ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to >_> wight. -;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw bwothew uWu by OwO the >_< suwew >w< side, -UwU Awthough my >w< seaw >w< be xDD stamped in his face. -NyUWSE. >_> Aawon, what uWu shaww I uWu say x3 unto OwO the Empwess? -uWu DEMETWIUS. >_< Advise ^.^ thee, >_> Aawon, what :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_< donye, -And ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aww ^w^ subscwibe ^-^ to >w< thy >w< advice. -ÚwÚ Save :3 thou OwO the OwO chiwd, OwO so ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< aww >w< be ^-^ safe. -:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Then ^-^ sit ^-^ we ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and let OwO us >w< aww consuwt. -UwU My :3 son ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ wind >_> of >w< you: -Keep :3 thewe; :3 nyow talk at ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of >_> youw xDD safety. -^.^ [They sit] -uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO How many >w< women ^-^ saw :3 this >w< chiwd >_> of his? -:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, so, bwave UwU wowds! When ^-^ we >_> join in >_> weague -I x3 am :3 a lamb; uWu but ^-^ if you bwave OwO the Moow, -The ^-^ chafed boaw, OwO the ^.^ mountain wionyess, -The :33 ocean swells ^.^ nyot OwO so as ^-^ Aawon stowms. -But ÚwÚ say, uWu again, how many ^-^ saw OwO the chiwd? -NyUWSE. ^.^ Cownyewia OwO the midwife ÚwÚ and mysewf; -And nyo ^-^ onye ewse uWu but OwO the UwU dewivewed >_< Empwess. -:3 AAWON. The Emperess, OwO the midwife, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. ->w< Two ^-^ may ^-^ keep counsew when OwO the thiwd's >w< away: -uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the Empwess, tell xDD hew :3 this I ^w^ said. :3 [He kiwws :3 hew] -OwO Weeke ^-^ weeke! -^w^ So x3 cwies :3 a xDD pig prepared ^-^ to OwO the :3 spit. -uWu DEMETWIUS. What mean'st thou, Aawon? >w< Whewefowe didst :3 thou uWu this? -:3 AAWON. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, 'tis :3 a deed >_> of :33 powicy. -:33 Shaww ^.^ she live ^-^ to :33 betway :3 this UwU guiwt >_> of ours- -OwO A uWu wong-tongu'd xDD babbwing :3 gossip? No, x3 wowds, nyo. -And :3 nyow >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you my :33 fuww ÚwÚ intent: -:3 Nyot :33 faw, ^-^ onye >w< Muwiteus, my countwyman- -His UwU wife uWu but :33 yestewnyight ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ^-^ bed; -His >w< chiwd :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to UwU hew, fair as you >_> awe. -uWu Go ÚwÚ pack with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO the mothew ^.^ gowd, -And tell them uWu both OwO the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance >_> of aww, -And how uWu by :3 this theiw >w< chiwd uWu shaww >w< be UwU advanc'd, -And >w< be >_< weceived uWu fow OwO the Emperor's ÚwÚ heiw -And substituted in OwO the place >_> of ÚwÚ minye, -ÚwÚ To UwU cawm :3 this ^w^ tempest UwU whiwwing in OwO the >_> couwt; -And let OwO the UwU Empewow >_< dandwe him uWu fow his >w< own. -UwU Hawk >_< ye, wowds. You UwU see I ^.^ have >w< given xDD hew physic, ->_> [Pointing ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ NyUWSE] -And you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds bestow xDD hew :33 funyewaw; -The fields awe uWu nyeaw, ÚwÚ and you awe x3 gawwant UwU gwooms. -:3 This >_< donye, UwU see UwU that you UwU take nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO days, -But ^-^ send OwO the midwife ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to >_> me. -The midwife ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse ;;w;; weww :3 made ^w^ away, -;;w;; Then let OwO the ;;w;; wadies ^-^ tattwe what uWu they pwease. -CHIWON. >_> Aawon, I UwU see :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot xDD twust OwO the ÚwÚ aiw -x3 With secrets. -uWu DEMETWIUS. >_< Fow :3 this cawe >_> of ÚwÚ Tamowa, -Hewsewf ÚwÚ and ^-^ hews awe highly bound ^-^ to thee. - ->_< Exeunt ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, beawing x3 off OwO the UwU dead :3 NyUWSE - -:3 AAWON. Nyow ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Goths, as swift as swawwow x3 fwies, -Thewe ^-^ to >_< dispose :3 this >_> tweasuwe in >_< minye uWu awms, -And secwetwy ^-^ to gweet OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >_< fwiends. -Come OwO on, you ^.^ thick-wipp'd slave, I'll bear you >_> hence; ->_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is you UwU that ^-^ puts OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw uWu shifts. -I'll ^-^ make you :33 feed uWu on bewwies ÚwÚ and uWu on ^w^ woots, -And :33 feed uWu on :3 cuwds ÚwÚ and ^-^ whey, ÚwÚ and x3 suck OwO the >_< goat, -And xDD cabin in :3 a ^-^ cave, ÚwÚ and bwing you OwO up -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a wawwiow ÚwÚ and xDD command :3 a x3 camp. -Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place - -x3 Entew >_> TITUS, beawing >_> awwows with letters uWu on OwO the ends >_> of them; -with him ^w^ MAWCUS, OwO YOUNG ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew gentlemen, -;;w;; PUBWIUS, xDD SEMPWONyIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAIUS, with bows - -;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, Marcus, x3 come; :33 kinsmen, :3 this :3 is OwO the way. -Sir OwO boy, let me UwU see >_> youw xDD awchewy; -Wook ye dwaw UwU home enyough, ÚwÚ and 'tis there ÚwÚ stwaight. -Terras >_< Astwea reliquit, -Be you ;;w;; wememb'wed, >_> Mawcus; she's gone, she's ^-^ fwed. ->w< Siws, UwU take you ^-^ to >_> youw tools. :3 You, >w< cousins, uWu shaww -uWu Go :33 sound OwO the :33 ocean ÚwÚ and UwU cast >_> youw nets; -uWu Happiwy you ^-^ may catch xDD hew in OwO the xDD sea; ->_> Yet :33 thewe's as wittwe :33 justice as at land. -Nyo; :33 Pubwius ÚwÚ and Sempronius, you >w< must ^-^ do xDD it; -^.^ 'Tis you >w< must :3 dig with >_> mattock ÚwÚ and with ^w^ spade, -And >w< piewce OwO the inmost ^-^ centwe >_> of OwO the eawth; ->_> Then, when you come ^-^ to :3 Pwuto's ^-^ wegion, -I pray you x3 dewivew him :3 this petition. ->_> Teww him ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow :33 justice ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ aid, -And UwU that ^.^ it comes ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd UwU Andwonyicus, -:33 Shaken with ;;w;; sowwows in ;;w;; ungwatefuw Rome. -xDD Ah, Rome! Weww, well, I :3 made ÚwÚ thee xDD misewabwe -What UwU time I >w< thwew OwO the people's ;;w;; suffwages -uWu On him UwU that ;;w;; thus doth :33 tywannyize o'ew >_> me. -uWu Go >_< get you gone; ÚwÚ and pray >w< be ÚwÚ cawefuw aww, -And xDD weave you ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< man-of-waw ^.^ unseawch'd. -:3 This ;;w;; wicked UwU Empewow ^-^ may ^.^ have shipp'd xDD hew >_> hence; -And, :33 kinsmen, then ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< go pipe uWu fow :33 justice. ->_> MAWCUS. :3 O Pubwius, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ case, -ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< thy x3 nyobwe uncwe ;;w;; thus distract? -PUBWIUS. :33 Thewefowe, my x3 wowds, ^.^ it highly OwO us UwU concewns -By :3 day ÚwÚ and night x3 t' ^.^ attend him xDD cawefuwwy, -And :33 feed his humouw kindwy as ^-^ we ^-^ may -;;w;; Tiww UwU time ^.^ beget >w< some ÚwÚ cawefuw wemedy. ->_> MAWCUS. >_> Kinsmen, his ;;w;; sowwows awe ÚwÚ past wemedy. -Join with OwO the ^w^ Goths, ÚwÚ and with wevengefuw OwO waw -;;w;; Take wweak uWu on >_> Wome uWu fow :3 this ingwatitude, -And ;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the >_> twaitow ^.^ Satuwnyinye. -;;w;; TITUS. Pubwius, how ^w^ nyow? OwO How nyow, my masters? ->_> What, ^.^ have you met with uWu hew? -PUBWIUS. No, my good ^w^ wowd; uWu but xDD Pwuto >_> sends you ;;w;; wowd, ->w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^w^ Wevenge ^-^ fwom >_< heww, you shall. -x3 Mawwy, uWu fow UwU Justice, ^.^ she :3 is OwO so xDD empwoy'd, -ÚwÚ He thinks, with OwO Juv in UwU heaven, ^w^ ow xDD somewhewe ewse, -^w^ So UwU that ÚwÚ pewfowce you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds stay :3 a xDD time. -;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ He doth me :33 wwong ^-^ to :33 feed me with ^w^ deways. -I'll xDD dive OwO into OwO the burning :3 wake x3 bewow -And >_< puww xDD hew >_< out >_> of Acheron uWu by OwO the heels. -Marcus, ^-^ we awe uWu but OwO shwubs, nyo cedars >_> we, -:3 Nyo big-bon'd x3 men x3 fwam'd >_> of OwO the ^.^ Cycwops' size; -But metal, Marcus, >_< steew ^-^ to OwO the vewy ^w^ back, ->_> Yet wrung with ^-^ wwongs ^-^ mowe than ^-^ ouw uWu backs can bear; -And, x3 sith :33 thewe's nyo :33 justice in :3 eawth :3 nyow >_< heww, -We uWu wiww ÚwÚ sowicit UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and move OwO the UwU gods -ÚwÚ To ^-^ send ;;w;; down :33 justice uWu fow ^-^ to wweak ^-^ ouw wwongs. -^w^ Come, ^-^ to :3 this ^.^ geaw. You awe :3 a good >_> awchew, Marcus. -:3 [He gives them OwO the awwows] -xDD 'Ad UwU Juvm' that's uWu fow OwO you; here xDD 'Ad ;;w;; Apowwinyem.' -xDD 'Ad OwO Mawtem' that's uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. -Here, OwO boy, xDD 'To ^.^ Pawwas'; here xDD 'To ÚwÚ Mewcuwy.' -xDD 'To :3 Satuwn,' >w< Caius- ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu Satuwnyinye: -You ;;w;; wewe as good ^-^ to >_> shoot x3 against OwO the wind. -ÚwÚ To it, ÚwÚ boy. Marcus, loose when I :3 bid. -x3 Of my ;;w;; wowd, I ^.^ have written ^-^ to xDD effect; -There's ^.^ nyot :3 a god weft x3 unsowicited. ->_> MAWCUS. >_> Kinsmen, >_> shoot >w< aww >_> youw >_> shafts OwO into OwO the >_> couwt; -We uWu wiww affwict OwO the UwU Empewow in his ^.^ pwide. -;;w;; TITUS. Nyow, masters, >w< dwaw. ^.^ [They shoot] :33 O, ;;w;; weww said, ÚwÚ Wucius! -Good OwO boy, in x3 Viwgo's wap! >w< Give ^.^ it Pawwas. ->_> MAWCUS. UwU My lord, I ^-^ aim :3 a UwU miwe uWu beyond OwO the moon; -Your letter :3 is with Jupiter uWu by ÚwÚ this. -;;w;; TITUS. Ha! ^-^ ha! -Pubwius, Pubwius, x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? -^w^ See, >_> see, :3 thou x3 hast shot x3 off ^-^ onye >_> of x3 Tauwus' howns. ->_> MAWCUS. :3 This ÚwÚ was OwO the sport, my uWu wowd: when :33 Pubwius shot, -The Bull, being gall'd, >_> gave Aries such :3 a xDD knyock -:33 That ;;w;; down feww uWu both OwO the Ram's howns in OwO the >_> couwt; -And ^-^ who shouwd find them uWu but OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >w< viwwain? -She waugh'd, ÚwÚ and told OwO the Moor ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ nyot OwO choose -But ^w^ give them ^-^ to his ^w^ mastew uWu fow :3 a pwesent. -;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, there ^.^ it xDD goes! :3 God ^w^ give his ^.^ wowdship >_< joy! - -x3 Entew OwO the >w< CWOWN, with :3 a basket ÚwÚ and two pigeons in ^.^ it - -OwO Nyews, UwU nyews ^-^ fwom uWu heaven! Marcus, OwO the OwO post :3 is come. -Sirrah, what ^-^ tidings? >_< Have you ^-^ any OwO wettews? -:33 Shaww I ^.^ have ^w^ justice? What :33 says OwO Jupitew? -CLOWN. xDD Ho, OwO the UwU gibbet-makew? ÚwÚ He :33 says UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 taken them ;;w;; down -uWu again, uWu fow OwO the man >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ tiww OwO the next >_< week. -;;w;; TITUS. But what :33 says Jupitew, I ÚwÚ ask OwO thee? -CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot uWu Jupitew; I never :33 dwank with him in >w< aww -my wife. -;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, viwwain, art ^.^ nyot :3 thou OwO the ^-^ cawwiew? -CLOWN. >w< Ay, >_> of my >w< pigeons, siw; nyothing >w< ewse. -;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot come ^-^ fwom >w< heaven? -CLOWN. From uWu heaven! ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I never came ^.^ thewe. :3 God fowbid I -shouwd >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to press ^-^ to >w< heaven in my x3 young ^.^ days. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am -^-^ going with my pigeons ^-^ to OwO the x3 Twibunyaw xDD Pwebs, ^-^ to UwU take OwO up :3 a matter ->_> of bwaww ;;w;; betwixt my uncwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the Emperal's ^-^ men. ->_> MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, UwU that :3 is as x3 fit as can >w< be ^-^ to sewve uWu fow >_> youw -oration; ÚwÚ and let him x3 dewivew OwO the pigeons ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow ^-^ fwom you. -;;w;; TITUS. >_> Teww uWu me, can you x3 dewivew OwO an oration ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow with :3 a -:3 gwace? -CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, truly, ;;w;; siw, I :33 couwd never uWu say OwO gwace in >w< aww my wife. -;;w;; TITUS. Sirrah, come hithew. UwU Make nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, -But ^w^ give >_> youw pigeons ^-^ to OwO the Empewow; -By me :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :33 justice at his hands. -^-^ Howd, :33 howd! OwO Meanwhiwe >w< hewe's money uWu fow >w< thy chawges. ->w< Give me ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and ^-^ ink. Sirrah, can you with :3 a OwO gwace x3 dewivew OwO up :3 a -suppwication? -CLOWN. >w< Ay, sir. -;;w;; TITUS. ;;w;; Then here :3 is :3 a xDD suppwication uWu fow you. And when you come ^-^ to -^w^ him, at OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD appwoach you >w< must >_> knyeew; then ÚwÚ kiss his ^-^ foot; -then x3 dewivew OwO up >_> youw ^-^ pigeons; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ wook uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ wewawd. I'll ->w< be at ;;w;; hand, siw; UwU see you ^-^ do ^.^ it bwavewy. -CLOWN. I ;;w;; wawwant you, siw; let me awonye. -;;w;; TITUS. Sirrah, x3 hast :3 thou :3 a knife? Come let me UwU see it. -Here, Marcus, ^-^ fowd ^.^ it in OwO the oration; ->_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast :3 made ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a humbwe >_< suppwiant. -And when :3 thou x3 hast >w< given ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_< Empewow, -UwU Knyock at my doow, ÚwÚ and tell me what ^.^ he ;;w;; says. -CLOWN. :3 God >w< be with you, siw; I uWu wiww. -;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, Marcus, let OwO us ^.^ go. Pubwius, follow >_> me. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -Rome. Before OwO the :33 pawace - -x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ EMPEWOW, ÚwÚ and OwO the EMPRESS ÚwÚ and xDD hew two OwO sons, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and >w< CHIWON; -LORDS ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. The EMPEROR brings OwO the >_> awwows in his hand UwU that >_> TITUS -shot at him - -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ÚwÚ Why, x3 wowds, what ^-^ wwongs awe x3 these! >_> Was >w< evew uWu seen -An empewow in >_> Wome ;;w;; thus uvwbownye, -Troubled, confronted ;;w;; thus; :3 and, uWu fow OwO the >_> extent -x3 Of egal justice, :33 us'd in such ;;w;; contempt? -UwU My x3 wowds, you >w< knyow, as xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; mightfuw >_< gods, -Howevew ^.^ these distuwbews >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD peace -Buzz in OwO the people's eaws, there UwU nyought ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd -But x3 even with OwO waw x3 against OwO the wilful >_< sons -x3 Of ^.^ owd Andronicus. And what OwO an ^-^ if -His ;;w;; sowwows ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ uvwwhewm'd his wits, -:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; thus ^w^ affwicted in his wreaks, -His >w< fits, his frenzy, ÚwÚ and his bittewnyess? -And :3 nyow ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fow his redress. -^w^ See, >w< hewe's xDD 'To ÚwÚ Juv' ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD 'To >_> Mewcuwy'; -:3 This xDD 'To >w< Apowwo'; :3 this xDD 'To OwO the :3 God >_> of Waw'- -^.^ Sweet ^-^ scwowws ^-^ to UwU fwy about OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Rome! -What's :3 this uWu but wibewwing x3 against OwO the >w< Senyate, -And blazoning ^-^ ouw unjustice every whewe? -OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy humouw, :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, my wowds? -UwU As ^-^ who would uWu say in >_> Wome nyo :33 justice :3 wewe. -But ^-^ if I live, his feigned x3 ecstasies -:33 Shaww >w< be nyo shewtew ^-^ to ^.^ these ;;w;; outwages; -But ^.^ he ÚwÚ and his uWu shaww xDD knyow UwU that :33 justice ;;w;; wives -UwU In Saturninus' ^w^ heawth; whom, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< sweep, -He'll OwO so :33 awake as ^.^ he in :3 fuwy uWu shaww -xDD Cut x3 off OwO the :33 pwoud'st conspiwatow UwU that >w< wives. -;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, my UwU wuvwy ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, -Wowd >_> of my xDD wife, :33 commandew >_> of my ^-^ thoughts, -Calm ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and bear OwO the faults >_> of Titus' ^-^ age, -^-^ Th' effects >_> of UwU sowwow uWu fow his ÚwÚ vawiant >_< sons -uWu Whose woss ;;w;; hath pierc'd him ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and scaww'd his >_> heawt; -And wathew comfort his >_> distwessed plight ->w< Than >w< pwosecute OwO the UwU meanyest ^w^ ow OwO the :33 best ->_< Fow ^.^ these ÚwÚ contempts. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; thus ^.^ it uWu shaww ÚwÚ become -UwU High-witted xDD Tamowa ^-^ to gwoze with all. -But, uWu Titus, I ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ quick, -x3 Thy life-blood ^-^ out; ^-^ if ^-^ Aawon :3 nyow >w< be ÚwÚ wise, -;;w;; Then :3 is >w< aww xDD safe, OwO the OwO anchow in OwO the powt. - -x3 Entew :3 CWOWN - -OwO How nyow, good ^.^ fewwow! Wouldst :3 thou speak with >_> us? -CLOWN. x3 Yes, :33 fowsooth, OwO an >_> youw mistwiship >w< be >_> Empewiaw. -;;w;; TAMOWA. :33 Empwess I OwO am, uWu but :33 yondew OwO sits OwO the Emperor. -CLOWN. ^.^ 'Tis :33 he.- :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Stephen ^w^ give you :33 godden. I ^.^ have -^w^ bwought you :3 a letter ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of pigeons here. -[SATUWNyINyUS weads OwO the letter] -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. uWu Go UwU take him ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and >_> hang him >_> pwesentwy. -CLOWN. OwO How >w< much money >w< must I have? -;;w;; TAMOWA. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ siwwah, you >w< must >w< be >_> hang'd. -CLOWN. >_> Hang'd! uWu by'w >w< wady, then I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought OwO up :3 a neck ^-^ to :3 a fair -OwO end. xDD [Exit x3 guawded] -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Despiteful ÚwÚ and intolerable uWu wwongs! -:33 Shaww I >_> enduwe :3 this monstrous viwwainy? -I xDD knyow ^-^ fwom :3 whence :3 this >_> same :33 device UwU pwoceeds. -May :3 this >w< be ÚwÚ bownye- as ^-^ if his twaitowous >_< sons -:33 That ;;w;; died uWu by OwO waw uWu fow murder >_> of ^-^ ouw bwothew ->_< Have uWu by my :3 means >_< been x3 butchewed :3 wwongfuwwy? -uWu Go drag OwO the villain UwU hithew uWu by OwO the hair; -Nyow :3 age :3 nyow uWu honyouw uWu shaww ^-^ shape privilege. ->_< Fow :3 this >_> pwoud xDD mock I'll >w< be >w< thy slaughterman, -Swy >_> fwantic >_< wwetch, UwU that :33 howp'st ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_> gweat, -UwU In >w< hope thyself shouwd :33 guvwn >_> Wome ÚwÚ and >_> me. - -x3 Entew NyUNTIUS AEMILIUS - -What UwU nyews with ^.^ thee, uWu Aemiwius? -OwO AEMIWIUS. Arm, my UwU wowds! >_> Wome never xDD had ^-^ mowe ^.^ cause. -The uWu Goths ^.^ have ^.^ gathewed ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ and with :3 a power -x3 Of UwU high wesowved ^-^ men, bent ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ spoiw, -^.^ They UwU hithew mawch >w< amain, uWu undew OwO conduct -x3 Of >_< Wucius, :3 son ^-^ to ^.^ owd ^w^ Andwonyicus; -OwO Who ^.^ thweats in ^-^ couwse >_> of :3 this wevenge ^-^ to ^-^ do -UwU As >w< much as >w< evew Coriolanus ÚwÚ did. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ wawwike Wucius ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the Goths? -^.^ These >_< tidings uWu nyip uWu me, ÚwÚ and I >_> hang OwO the head -UwU As >_> fwowews with :33 fwost, ^w^ ow :3 gwass beat ;;w;; down with stowms. ->w< Ay, :3 nyow begins ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to appwoach. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe love OwO so :33 much; -Myself ;;w;; hath >_< often heard them :33 say- -When I ^.^ have xDD wawked >_< wike :3 a pwivate :3 man- -:33 That uWu Wucius' banishment ÚwÚ was >_< wwongfuwwy, -And uWu they ^.^ have :33 wish'd UwU that Wucius ;;w;; wewe theiw emperor. -;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU Why shouwd you feaw? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw :33 city stwong? -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the xDD citizens :3 favouw >_< Wucius, -And uWu wiww uWu wevowt ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to succour >_> him. -;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; King, >w< be >w< thy >_> thoughts imperious >_< wike >w< thy >_< nyame! -^-^ Is OwO the >_< sun ^.^ dimm'd, UwU that gnyats ^-^ do UwU fwy in it? -The UwU eagwe >w< suffews wittwe :33 biwds ^-^ to sing, -And :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ cawefuw what uWu they UwU mean ;;w;; theweby, -:33 Knyowing UwU that with OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of his x3 wings -ÚwÚ He can at ^w^ pweasuwe >_< stint theiw mewody; ->_< Even OwO so ^.^ mayest :3 thou OwO the x3 giddy x3 men >_> of Rome. -;;w;; Then :33 cheew >w< thy spirit; uWu fow xDD knyow thou, >_< Empewow, -I uWu wiww ^-^ enchant OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ Andwonyicus -x3 With uWu wowds ^-^ mowe ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe xDD dangewous, ->w< Than ÚwÚ baits ^-^ to >_< fish ^w^ ow xDD honyey-stawks ^-^ to sheep, -When as OwO the ^-^ onye :3 is >_< wounded with OwO the bait, -The uWu othew ^w^ wotted with x3 dewicious ;;w;; feed. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. But ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot entweat his :3 son uWu fow ÚwÚ us. -;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< If xDD Tamowa entweat ^w^ him, then ^.^ he wiww; ->_< Fow I can ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and fiww his ;;w;; aged ears -x3 With gowden ^-^ pwomises, UwU that, ;;w;; wewe his OwO heawt ->w< Awmost impwegnyabwe, his ^.^ owd ears >_< deaf, ->_> Yet shouwd uWu both ear ÚwÚ and OwO heawt ^-^ obey my OwO tongue. -uWu [To AEMIWIUS] uWu Go :3 thou before ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ ouw ambassadow; -Say UwU that OwO the UwU Empewow wequests :3 a UwU pawwey -x3 Of ^.^ wawwike >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appoint OwO the meeting ->_< Even at his >_< fathew's OwO house, OwO the ^.^ owd Andronicus. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Aemiwius, ^-^ do :3 this xDD message ^-^ honyouwabwy; -And ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ stand uWu on hostage uWu fow his >w< safety, -UwU Bid him >_> demand what ;;w;; pwedge uWu wiww >w< pwease him >_> best. -OwO AEMIWIUS. Your >_> bidding uWu shaww I ^-^ do ;;w;; effectuawwy. Exit -;;w;; TAMOWA. Nyow uWu wiww I ^-^ to UwU that ^.^ owd UwU Andwonyicus, -And uWu tempew him with >w< aww OwO the art I x3 have, -ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck >_> pwoud Wucius ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ wawwike >w< Goths. -And nyow, ^w^ sweet >_< Empewow, >w< be :33 bwithe uWu again, -And :33 buwy >w< aww >w< thy ;;w;; feaw in my ;;w;; devices. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ;;w;; Then >w< go ^.^ successantwy, ÚwÚ and >w< pwead ^-^ to >_> him. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -xDD Pwains ;;w;; nyeaw >_> Wome - -x3 Entew >w< WUCIUS with OwO an ;;w;; awmy >_> of ÚwÚ GOTHS with ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and colours - -UwU WUCIUS. :33 Appwuvd ;;w;; wawwiows ÚwÚ and my xDD faithfuw fwiends, -I ^.^ have >_< weceived letters ^-^ fwom gweat >_> Wome -^w^ Which >_> signyifies what UwU hate uWu they bear theiw UwU Empewow -And how xDD desiwous >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO sight uWu they >_> awe. -:33 Thewefowe, gweat x3 wowds, ^.^ be, as >_> youw titwes ;;w;; witnyess, -Impewious ÚwÚ and impatient >_> of >_> youw wwongs; -And wherein >_> Wome ;;w;; hath x3 donye you ^-^ any >w< scath, ->_> Wet him ^-^ make >_< twebwe ÚwÚ satisfaction. -OwO FIWST GOTH. xDD Bwave slip, ^w^ spwung ^-^ fwom OwO the gweat UwU Andwonyicus, -uWu Whose name ÚwÚ was UwU once ^-^ ouw ;;w;; tewwow, :3 nyow ^-^ ouw UwU comfowt, -uWu Whose UwU high exploits ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe deeds -;;w;; Ingwatefuw >_> Wome xDD wequites with ;;w;; fouw ^w^ contempt, -Be bowd in us: ^w^ we'ww follow xDD whewe :3 thou lead'st, -;;w;; Wike xDD stinging ^w^ bees in hottest ÚwÚ summew's day, -uWu Wed uWu by theiw ^w^ mastew ^-^ to OwO the >_> fwow'wed x3 fiewds, -And >w< be aveng'd uWu on x3 cuwsed uWu Tamowa. -^w^ AWW OwO THE >w< GOTHS. And as ^.^ he :33 saith, OwO so uWu say ^-^ we >w< aww with >_> him. -UwU WUCIUS. I humbly :3 thank ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I :3 thank you all. -But ^-^ who comes ;;w;; hewe, wed uWu by :3 a >w< wusty x3 Goth? - -x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ GOTH, leading >_> AAWON with his ÚwÚ CHIWD in his ÚwÚ awms - -x3 SECOND GOTH. Renowned >_< Wucius, ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw twoops I ^w^ stway'd -ÚwÚ To xDD gaze x3 upon :3 a ÚwÚ wuinyous monyastewy; -And as I earnestly >_> did x3 fix >_< minye eye -:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ wasted building, :33 suddenwy -I heard :3 a >w< chiwd x3 cwy undewnyeath :3 a wall. -I :3 made x3 unto OwO the noise, when >_> soon I heard -The cwying ;;w;; babe >_< contwoww'd with :3 this ^-^ discouwse: -ÚwÚ 'Peace, uWu tawny slave, half me ÚwÚ and half >w< thy UwU dam! -OwO Did ^.^ nyot >w< thy hue uWu bewway uWu whose OwO bwat :3 thou :3 awt, -Had ^-^ nyatuwe lent ÚwÚ thee uWu but >w< thy >_> mothew's look, -^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ have >_< been OwO an emperor; -But xDD whewe OwO the uWu buww ÚwÚ and cow awe uWu both milk-white, -^.^ They never ^-^ do ^.^ beget :3 a coal-black UwU cawf. -Peace, viwwain, uWu peace!'- x3 even ;;w;; thus ^.^ he rates OwO the ÚwÚ babe- -'For I >w< must bear ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a >_> twusty UwU Goth, -Who, when ^.^ he knows :3 thou art OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' babe, -uWu Wiww howd ÚwÚ thee dearly uWu fow >w< thy >_> mothew's ^.^ sake.' -x3 With this, my x3 weapon ÚwÚ dwawn, I wush'd x3 upon ^w^ him, ->w< Suwpwis'd him ^w^ suddenwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought him UwU hithew -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use as you ÚwÚ think :3 nyeedfuw >_> of OwO the xDD man. -UwU WUCIUS. :3 O >w< wowthy UwU Goth, :3 this :3 is OwO the incarnate ^w^ deviw -:33 That ;;w;; wobb'd ^-^ Andwonyicus >_> of his good >w< hand; -:3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; peaww UwU that pleas'd >_> youw ÚwÚ Empwess' eye; -And >w< hewe's OwO the base fwuit >_> of xDD hew burning uWu wust. -Say, wall-ey'd slave, :33 whithew wouldst :3 thou convey -:3 This ;;w;; gwowing ^.^ image >_> of >w< thy :3 fiend-wike face? -UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak? >_> What, ^.^ deaf? :3 Nyot :3 a UwU wowd? -OwO A halter, soldiers! >w< Hang him uWu on :3 this xDD twee, -And uWu by his >_> side his fwuit >_> of ÚwÚ bastawdy. -:3 AAWON. Touch ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO boy, ^.^ he :3 is >_> of :33 woyaw bwood. -UwU WUCIUS. :3 Too >_< wike OwO the ^-^ siwe uWu fow >w< evew being :33 good. ->w< Fiwst >_> hang OwO the OwO chiwd, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may UwU see ^.^ it sprawl- -OwO A OwO sight ^-^ to uWu vex OwO the >_< fathew's ^w^ souw :3 withaw. -UwU Get me :3 a waddew. -;;w;; [A ÚwÚ waddew >_> bwought, ;;w;; which >_> AAWON :3 is :3 made ^-^ to cwimb] -:3 AAWON. >_< Wucius, :33 save OwO the OwO chiwd, -And bear ^.^ it ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Empewess. ->w< If :3 thou ^-^ do this, I'll show ÚwÚ thee :3 wondwous >w< things -:33 That highly ^-^ may ^w^ advantage ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to hear; ->w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, befall what ^-^ may OwO befaww, -I'll speak nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ^.^ 'Vengeance ÚwÚ wot you UwU aww!' -UwU WUCIUS. Say OwO on; OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease me ;;w;; which :3 thou :3 speak'st, -x3 Thy >w< chiwd uWu shaww live, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU see ^.^ it UwU nyouwish'd. -:3 AAWON. An ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease thee! ÚwÚ Why, assuwe ^.^ thee, >_< Wucius, -'Twiww uWu vex >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to hear what I uWu shaww >_< speak; ->_< Fow I >w< must talk >_> of >_< muwdews, rapes, ÚwÚ and :3 massacwes, ->_< Acts >_> of bwack night, abominable >_< deeds, -Compwots >_> of UwU mischief, tweason, >_> viwwainyies, -Wuthfuw ^-^ to OwO heaw, ÚwÚ yet uWu piteouswy ^w^ pewfowm'd; -And :3 this uWu shaww >w< aww >w< be buwied in my >_< death, ->_< Unwess :3 thou uWu sweaw ^-^ to me my >w< chiwd uWu shaww wive. -UwU WUCIUS. >_> Teww uWu on >w< thy mind; I uWu say >w< thy >w< chiwd uWu shaww wive. -:3 AAWON. OwO Sweaw UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ shaww, ÚwÚ and then I uWu wiww begin. -UwU WUCIUS. OwO Who shouwd I uWu sweaw ^-^ by? Thou believest nyo ^.^ god; -:33 That gwanted, how ^w^ canst :3 thou believe OwO an >_> oath? -:3 AAWON. What ^-^ if I ^-^ do not? as >_< indeed I ^-^ do not; -xDD Yet, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou art ^-^ wewigious -And x3 hast :3 a xDD thing within ÚwÚ thee called ^.^ conscience, -x3 With twenty ^-^ popish tricks ÚwÚ and :33 cewemonyies -^w^ Which I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ cawefuw ^-^ to obsewve, -OwO Thewefowe I :3 uwge >w< thy uWu oath. >_< Fow UwU that I xDD knyow -An ÚwÚ idiot howds his bauble uWu fow :3 a god, -And >_< keeps OwO the OwO oath ;;w;; which uWu by UwU that god ^.^ he UwU sweaws, -ÚwÚ To UwU that I'll :3 uwge >_> him. OwO Thewefowe :3 thou ^-^ shawt x3 vow -By UwU that >_> same god- what god ÚwÚ soe'ew ^.^ it >w< be -:33 That :3 thou adorest ÚwÚ and x3 hast in reverence- -ÚwÚ To :33 save my OwO boy, ^-^ to :33 nyouwish ÚwÚ and bwing him up; -Ow ewse I uWu wiww ÚwÚ discuvw UwU nyought ^-^ to thee. -UwU WUCIUS. >_< Even uWu by my god I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee I uWu wiww. -:3 AAWON. >w< Fiwst xDD knyow thou, I ;;w;; begot him uWu on OwO the >_< Empwess. -UwU WUCIUS. :3 O UwU most :33 insatiate ÚwÚ and >w< wuxuwious woman! -:3 AAWON. UwU Tut, >_< Wucius, :3 this ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a deed >_> of charity -ÚwÚ To UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear >_> of me x3 anyon. -ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD hew two >_< sons UwU that ^-^ muwdewed ^w^ Bassianyus; -^.^ They ÚwÚ cut >w< thy ;;w;; sistew's tongue, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wavish'd UwU hew, -And ÚwÚ cut xDD hew x3 hands, ÚwÚ and OwO twimm'd xDD hew as :3 thou >_< sawest. -UwU WUCIUS. :3 O detestabwe viwwain! Caww'st :3 thou UwU that trimming? -:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 wash'd, ÚwÚ and cut, ÚwÚ and xDD twimm'd, ÚwÚ and 'twas -Trim uWu spowt uWu fow them ;;w;; which xDD had OwO the UwU doing >_> of it. -UwU WUCIUS. :3 O ^.^ bawbawous >_> beastwy >_< viwwains >_< wike thysewf! -:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Indeed, I ÚwÚ was theiw OwO tutow ^-^ to uWu instwuct ^.^ them. -:33 That UwU codding spirit xDD had uWu they ^-^ fwom theiw mothew, -UwU As ^w^ suwe :3 a ^-^ cawd as >w< evew xDD won OwO the ;;w;; set; -:33 That bwoody UwU mind, I xDD think, uWu they ^w^ weawn'd >_> of uWu me, -UwU As OwO twue :3 a ^.^ dog as >w< evew xDD fought at head. -Weww, let my deeds >w< be witness >_> of my worth. -I >w< twain'd >w< thy ;;w;; bwethwen ^-^ to UwU that >w< guiwefuw hole -:3 Whewe OwO the UwU dead corpse >_> of Bassianyus OwO way; -I ^w^ wwote OwO the letter UwU that >w< thy fathew OwO found, -And hid OwO the gold within UwU that letter :3 mention'd, -Confederate with OwO the Queen ÚwÚ and xDD hew two >w< sons; -And what ^.^ nyot >_< donye, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast cause ^-^ to rue, -OwO Whewein I xDD had nyo OwO stwoke >_> of mischief in it? -I >_> pway'd OwO the >_< cheatew uWu fow >w< thy >_< fathew's ;;w;; hand, -And, when I xDD had it, >_< dwew ^-^ mysewf >_> apawt -And ^w^ awmost x3 bwoke my OwO heawt with extreme ^-^ waughtew. -I pwied me OwO thwough OwO the crevice >_> of :3 a waww, -^w^ When, uWu fow his ;;w;; hand, ^.^ he xDD had his two ^w^ sons' x3 heads; -^-^ Behewd his >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ waugh'd OwO so >_> heawtiwy -:33 That uWu both >_< minye eyes ;;w;; wewe >w< wainy >_< wike ^-^ to his; -And when I told OwO the :33 Empwess >_> of :3 this sport, -She ^w^ swoonyed ^w^ awmost at my >w< pweasing :3 tawe, -And uWu fow my >_< tidings >_> gave me twenty ;;w;; kisses. -GOTH. >_> What, ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu say >w< aww :3 this ÚwÚ and never ^.^ bwush? -:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, >_< wike :3 a bwack dog, as OwO the ^.^ saying is. -UwU WUCIUS. Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_< sowwy uWu fow ^.^ these >w< heinyous x3 deeds? -:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, UwU that I xDD had ^.^ nyot x3 donye :3 a ^w^ thousand more. ->_< Even :3 nyow I ^w^ cuwse OwO the day- ÚwÚ and >_> yet, I xDD think, -:3 Few come within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of my :3 cuwse- -OwO Whewein I >_> did ^.^ nyot >w< some notorious x3 iww; -UwU As :33 kiww :3 a man, ^w^ ow ewse devise his ^w^ death; -^w^ Wavish :3 a ;;w;; maid, ^w^ ow plot OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; -:33 Accuse >w< some ^w^ innyocent, ÚwÚ and forswear mysewf; -ÚwÚ Set >_> deadwy :33 enmity :3 between two fwiends; -UwU Make UwU poow xDD men's ^w^ cattwe >_< bweak theiw necks; -ÚwÚ Set x3 fiwe uWu on >_> bawns ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hay-stacks in OwO the night, -And ;;w;; bid OwO the ownyews ÚwÚ quench them with theiw uWu teaws. -Oft ^.^ have I uWu digg'd OwO up UwU dead x3 men ^-^ fwom theiw gwaves, -And xDD set them UwU upwight at theiw dear >_< fwiends' xDD doow ->_< Even when theiw ;;w;; sowwows ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ was ^w^ fowgot, -And uWu on theiw >_< skins, as uWu on OwO the bark >_> of trees, ->_< Have with my :33 knyife uWu cawved in Woman letters ->w< 'Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw UwU sowwow x3 die, >w< though I x3 am >w< dead.' -UwU Tut, I ^.^ have x3 donye :3 a ^w^ thousand dreadful >w< things -UwU As willingly as ^-^ onye would :33 kiww :3 a ^w^ fwy; -And nyothing ÚwÚ gwieves me >_> heawtiwy >_< indeed -But UwU that I cannyot ^-^ do >w< ten ^w^ thousand more. -UwU WUCIUS. >_< Bwing ;;w;; down OwO the x3 deviw, uWu fow ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ nyot die -^w^ So ^w^ sweet :3 a death as :33 hanging >_> pwesentwy. -:3 AAWON. >w< If there >w< be deviws, would I ;;w;; wewe :3 a x3 deviw, -ÚwÚ To live ÚwÚ and >_< buwn in xDD evewwasting fire, -^w^ So I UwU might ^.^ have >_> youw >_> company in heww -But ^-^ to >_> towment you with my :33 bittew uWu tongue! -UwU WUCIUS. >w< Siws, xDD stop his uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and let him speak nyo more. - -x3 Entew AEMILIUS - -GOTH. UwU My lord, there :3 is :3 a :33 messengew ^-^ fwom >_> Wome -;;w;; Desiwes ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; admitted ^-^ to >_> youw presence. -UwU WUCIUS. >_> Wet him come >w< nyeaw. -Wewcome, xDD Aemiwius. What's OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom Rome? -OwO AEMIWIUS. Wowd >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and you ;;w;; Pwinces >_> of OwO the ^w^ Goths, -The Woman UwU Empewow >_> gweets you >w< aww uWu by me; -And, uWu fow ^.^ he undewstands you awe in uWu awms, -ÚwÚ He x3 cwaves :3 a UwU pawwey at >_> youw >_< fathew's OwO house, -^.^ Wiwwing you ^-^ to >_> demand >_> youw ^-^ hostages, -And uWu they uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ immediatewy deliver'd. -OwO FIWST GOTH. What :33 says ^-^ ouw ^-^ genyewaw? -UwU WUCIUS. Aemiwius, let OwO the UwU Empewow ^w^ give his ^w^ pwedges -^.^ Unto my fathew ÚwÚ and my uncwe Marcus. -And ^-^ we uWu wiww come. ÚwÚ Mawch >_> away. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Rome. Before >_< TITUS' house - -x3 Entew TAMORA, ÚwÚ and xDD hew two OwO sons, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, uWu disguised - -;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; Thus, in :3 this ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and >_> sad habiwiment, -I uWu wiww uWu encountew with UwU Andwonyicus, -And uWu say I x3 am UwU Wevenge, x3 sent ^-^ fwom x3 bewow -ÚwÚ To >_> join with him ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight his >w< heinyous wwongs. -UwU Knyock at his study, xDD whewe uWu they uWu say ^.^ he >_< keeps -ÚwÚ To wuminyate ÚwÚ stwange >_< pwots >_> of x3 diwe ÚwÚ wevenge; ->_> Teww him ^w^ Wevenge :3 is come ^-^ to >_> join with ^w^ him, -And wowk x3 confusion uWu on his enyemies. - -^.^ They xDD knyock ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS opens his study doow, :33 abuv - -;;w;; TITUS. OwO Who doth :33 mowest my >_< contempwation? -^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw xDD twick ^-^ to ^-^ make me ;;w;; ope OwO the doow, -:33 That OwO so my >_> sad UwU decwees ^-^ may UwU fwy away -And >w< aww my study >w< be ^-^ to nyo effect? -You awe ^-^ deceiv'd; uWu fow what I UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ do -^w^ See here in bwoody >w< winyes I ^.^ have xDD set ;;w;; down; -And what :3 is written uWu shaww >w< be >_< executed. -;;w;; TAMOWA. uWu Titus, I x3 am come ^-^ to talk with thee. -;;w;; TITUS. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. OwO How can I OwO gwace my talk, -UwU Wanting :3 a hand ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it UwU that accord? -Thou x3 hast OwO the >_> odds >_> of me; OwO thewefowe nyo more. -;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< If :3 thou didst xDD knyow uWu me, :3 thou wouldst talk with >_> me. -;;w;; TITUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< mad, I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww enough: ->_> Witnyess :3 this wwetched :33 stump, witness ^.^ these :3 cwimson >w< winyes; ->_> Witnyess ^.^ these OwO twenches :3 made uWu by >w< gwief ÚwÚ and care; ->_> Witnyess OwO the ;;w;; tiwing :3 day ÚwÚ and :33 heavy >_< nyight; ->_> Witnyess >w< aww UwU sowwow UwU that I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww ->_< Fow ^-^ ouw >_> pwoud Empwess, :3 mighty uWu Tamowa. -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU coming uWu fow my uWu othew ^.^ hand? -;;w;; TAMOWA. xDD Knyow thou, >_> sad man, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ Tamowa: -She :3 is >w< thy enemy ÚwÚ and I >w< thy >w< fwiend. -I x3 am UwU Wevenge, x3 sent ^-^ fwom th' infernal :3 kingdom -ÚwÚ To >_> ease OwO the ÚwÚ gnyawing ^.^ vuwtuwe >_> of >w< thy :33 mind -By >_< wowking wweakfuw ;;w;; vengeance uWu on >w< thy foes. -Come ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome me ^-^ to :3 this world's ^-^ wight; -^w^ Confew with me >_> of murder ÚwÚ and >_> of ^w^ death; -There's ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< howwow ÚwÚ cave ^w^ ow lurking-place, -:3 Nyo UwU vast x3 obscuwity ^w^ ow ^-^ misty vawe, -:3 Whewe bwoody murder ^w^ ow :3 detested >w< wape -^w^ Can ^w^ couch uWu fow ;;w;; feaw uWu but I uWu wiww find them ^-^ out; -And in theiw ears tell them my dreadful name- -UwU Wevenge, ;;w;; which makes OwO the ;;w;; fouw offendew quake. -;;w;; TITUS. Awt :3 thou Revenge? ÚwÚ and art :3 thou x3 sent ^-^ to me -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a >_> towment ^-^ to >_< minye enyemies? -;;w;; TAMOWA. I ^.^ am; OwO thewefowe come ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome >_> me. -;;w;; TITUS. Do me >w< some service ewe I come ^-^ to thee. -:33 Wo, uWu by >w< thy >_> side xDD whewe Wape ÚwÚ and Murder ^.^ stands; -Nyow ^w^ give >w< some :33 suwance UwU that :3 thou art Revenge- -Stab ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow >w< teaw them uWu on >w< thy ^w^ chawiot >_> wheews; -And then I'll come ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< thy waggoner -And ;;w;; whiww ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ thee about OwO the gwobes. -xDD Pwovide ÚwÚ thee two pwopew palfreys, bwack as ^-^ jet, -ÚwÚ To hale >w< thy vengefuw >_< waggon swift ^w^ away, -And find >_< out murderers in theiw OwO guiwty ^-^ caves; -And when >w< thy caw :3 is woaden with theiw UwU heads, -I uWu wiww :33 dismount, ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< thy >_< waggon ^w^ wheew -^-^ Twot, >_< wike :3 a sewviwe ^w^ footman, >w< aww :3 day long, ->_< Even ^-^ fwom ^w^ Hypewion's x3 wising in OwO the ^w^ east -^.^ Untiw his vewy downfall in OwO the >_> sea. -And :3 day uWu by :3 day I'll ^-^ do :3 this :33 heavy xDD task, -^w^ So :3 thou >_< destwoy Rapine ÚwÚ and Murder ^.^ thewe. -;;w;; TAMOWA. ^.^ These awe my minyistews, ÚwÚ and come with >_> me. -;;w;; TITUS. uWu Awe uWu they >w< thy ^.^ minyistews? What awe uWu they call'd? -;;w;; TAMOWA. Wape ÚwÚ and :3 Muwdew; OwO thewefowe called OwO so -'Cause uWu they UwU take ;;w;; vengeance >_> of such >w< kind >_> of ^-^ men. -;;w;; TITUS. Good :3 Wowd, how >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >_< sons uWu they OwO awe! -And you OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess! But ^-^ we :33 wowwdwy x3 men ->_< Have miserable, >_< mad, mistaking OwO eyes. -:3 O ^w^ sweet UwU Wevenge, :3 nyow ^-^ do I come ^-^ to thee; -And, ^-^ if ^-^ onye uWu awm's xDD embwacement uWu wiww ^.^ content ^.^ thee, -I uWu wiww ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ thee in ^.^ it uWu by ÚwÚ and by. -;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 This >_< cwosing with him ^-^ fits his >_> wunyacy. -uWu Whate'ew I ;;w;; fowge ^-^ to :33 feed his bwain-sick humours, -Do you OwO uphowd ÚwÚ and maintain in >_> youw >_> speeches, ->_< Fow :3 nyow ^.^ he firmly ^-^ takes me uWu fow Wevenge; -And, being :33 cweduwous in :3 this mad thought, -I'll ^-^ make him ^-^ send uWu fow Wucius his UwU son, -And UwU whiwst I at :3 a ^.^ banquet howd him ;;w;; suwe, -I'll find >w< some ÚwÚ cunnying practice >_< out >_> of hand -ÚwÚ To scatter ÚwÚ and >_> dispewse OwO the x3 giddy ^w^ Goths, -Or, at OwO the >_> weast, ^-^ make them his enyemies. -^w^ See, here ^.^ he uWu comes, ÚwÚ and I >w< must xDD pwy my UwU theme. - -x3 Entew >_> TITUS, x3 bewow - -;;w;; TITUS. Wong ^.^ have I >_< been fowwown, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu fow thee. -Wewcome, ;;w;; dwead Fury, ^-^ to my :3 woefuw >_< house. -Rapine ÚwÚ and Murder, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^w^ too. -OwO How >_< wike OwO the :33 Empwess ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< sons you OwO awe! -^.^ Weww awe you fitted, xDD had you uWu but :3 a Moor. -Could ^.^ nyot >w< aww heww :33 affowd you such :3 a ;;w;; deviw? ->_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot OwO the :33 Empwess never ^.^ wags -But in xDD hew >_> company there :3 is :3 a Moow; -And, would you xDD wepwesent ^-^ ouw queen OwO awight, -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe UwU convenyient you xDD had such :3 a ^w^ deviw. -But ^-^ wewcome as you >_> awe. What uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? -;;w;; TAMOWA. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have OwO us uWu do, Andronicus? -uWu DEMETWIUS. Show me :3 a >w< muwdewew, I'll ^-^ deaw with >_> him. -CHIWON. Show me :3 a villain UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 a ;;w;; wape, -And I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> him. -;;w;; TAMOWA. Show me :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 donye ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wwong, -And I uWu wiww >w< be :33 wevenged uWu on them all. -;;w;; TITUS. Wook x3 wound about OwO the ;;w;; wicked >w< stweets >_> of Wome, -And when :3 thou ^-^ find'st :3 a man that's >_< wike ÚwÚ thysewf, -Good Murder, :33 stab him; :33 he's :3 a muwdewew. -uWu Go :3 thou with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy :3 hap -ÚwÚ To find another UwU that :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -Good :33 Wapinye, :33 stab him; ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^.^ wavishew. -uWu Go :3 thou with them; ÚwÚ and in OwO the Emperor's couwt -Thewe :3 is :3 a queen, attended uWu by :3 a Moow; -^.^ Weww ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD knyow xDD hew uWu by UwU thinye >_> own >_> pwopowtion, ->_< Fow OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^.^ she doth resemble thee. -I pray ^.^ thee, ^-^ do uWu on them >w< some viowent ^w^ death; -^.^ They ^.^ have >_< been viowent ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and x3 minye. -;;w;; TAMOWA. ^.^ Weww x3 hast :3 thou :33 wesson'd >_< us; :3 this uWu shaww ^-^ we do. -But would ^.^ it >w< pwease ^.^ thee, good UwU Andwonyicus, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ send uWu fow >_< Wucius, >w< thy uWu thwice-vawiant UwU son, -OwO Who weads towards >_> Wome :3 a >_< band >_> of ^.^ wawwike ^w^ Goths, -And ;;w;; bid him come ÚwÚ and ^.^ banquet at >w< thy >_< house; -When ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; hewe, x3 even at >w< thy sowemn >w< feast, -I uWu wiww bwing in OwO the :33 Empwess ÚwÚ and xDD hew OwO sons, -The UwU Empewow himself, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy >_> foes; -And at >w< thy UwU mewcy uWu shaww uWu they uWu stoop ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyeew, -And uWu on them ^-^ shawt :3 thou >_> ease >w< thy :3 angwy ÚwÚ heawt. -What :33 says ^-^ Andwonyicus ^-^ to :3 this xDD device? -;;w;; TITUS. Marcus, my ^-^ bwothew! ^.^ 'Tis >_> sad UwU Titus UwU cawws. - -x3 Entew >w< MAWCUS - -Go, gentwe Marcus, ^-^ to >w< thy nyephew Lucius; -Thou ^-^ shawt >_< inquiwe him >_< out UwU among OwO the >w< Goths. -UwU Bid him wepaiw ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and bwing with him -uWu Some >_> of OwO the UwU chiefest princes >_> of OwO the >w< Goths; -UwU Bid him xDD encamp his xDD sowdiews xDD whewe uWu they >_> awe. ->_> Teww him OwO the UwU Empewow ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 Empwess xDD too -uWu Feast at my OwO house, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww feast with ^.^ them. -:3 This ^-^ do :3 thou uWu fow my :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and OwO so let ^w^ him, -UwU As ^.^ he wegawds his ;;w;; aged >_< fathew's wife. ->_> MAWCUS. :3 This uWu wiww I uWu do, ÚwÚ and >_> soon xDD wetuwn again. Exit -;;w;; TAMOWA. Nyow uWu wiww I x3 hence about >w< thy businyess, -And UwU take my ^.^ minyistews ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. -;;w;; TITUS. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, let Wape ÚwÚ and Murder stay with uWu me, -Ow ewse I'll caww my bwothew xDD back uWu again, -And cleave ^-^ to nyo wevenge uWu but Wucius. -;;w;; TAMOWA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ sons] What uWu say you, >w< boys? uWu Wiww you >_> abide -with ^w^ him, -ÚwÚ Whiwes I >w< go tell my lord OwO the UwU Empewow -OwO How I ^.^ have guvwn'd ^-^ ouw determin'd jest? -Yield ^-^ to his humouw, ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and speak him :33 faiw, -And tawwy with him ÚwÚ tiww I xDD tuwn again. -;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ [Aside] I knew them aww, >w< though uWu they suppos'd me >_< mad, -And uWu wiww o'ew weach them in theiw >_> own xDD devices, -OwO A paiw >_> of x3 cuwsed ;;w;; heww-hounds ÚwÚ and theiw >w< dam. -uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ Madam, xDD depawt at ^-^ pweasuwe; xDD weave OwO us here. -;;w;; TAMOWA. Faweweww, UwU Andwonyicus, ^w^ Wevenge :3 nyow :33 goes -ÚwÚ To uWu way :3 a complot ^-^ to :33 betway >w< thy foes. -;;w;; TITUS. I xDD knyow :3 thou ÚwÚ dost; :3 and, ^w^ sweet UwU Wevenge, faweweww. -Exit OwO TAMOWA -CHIWON. >_> Teww >w< us, ^.^ owd man, how uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; empwoy'd? -;;w;; TITUS. UwU Tut, I ^.^ have wowk enough uWu fow you ^-^ to do. -Pubwius, come hithew, UwU Caius, ÚwÚ and Valentine. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; PUBWIUS, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and xDD VAWENTINyE - -PUBWIUS. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? -;;w;; TITUS. xDD Knyow you ^.^ these two? -PUBWIUS. The ÚwÚ Empwess' OwO sons, I UwU take them: Chiwon, Demetwius. -;;w;; TITUS. :33 Fie, Pubwius, fie! :3 thou art xDD too >w< much deceiv'd. -The ^-^ onye :3 is Murder, ÚwÚ and Wape :3 is OwO the other's ;;w;; nyame; -And OwO thewefowe uWu bind ;;w;; them, gentwe x3 Pubwius- -^-^ Caius ÚwÚ and ^w^ Vawentinye, uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on ^.^ them. -Oft ^.^ have you heard me ^w^ wish uWu fow such OwO an xDD houw, -And :3 nyow I find xDD it; OwO thewefowe uWu bind them ;;w;; suwe, -And xDD stop theiw OwO mouths ^-^ if uWu they begin ^-^ to cry. Exit -^.^ [They uWu way howd uWu on CHIWON ÚwÚ and DEMETWIUS] -CHIWON. ÚwÚ Viwwains, ;;w;; fowbeaw! ^-^ we awe OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' :33 sons. -PUBWIUS. And OwO thewefowe ^-^ do ^-^ we what ^-^ we awe ^w^ commanded. -x3 Stop :33 cwose theiw uWu mouths, let them ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. -^-^ Is ^.^ he ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ bound? Wook UwU that you uWu bind them fast. - -;;w;; We-entew >_> TITUS >_> ANDWONyICUS -with :3 a ;;w;; knyife, ÚwÚ and uWu WAVINyIA, with :3 a ÚwÚ basin - -;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >_> Wavinyia; look, >w< thy :33 foes awe bound. ->w< Siws, xDD stop theiw uWu mouths, let them ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to me; -But let them hear what xDD feawfuw uWu wowds I utter. -:3 O viwwains, >w< Chiwon ÚwÚ and Demetwius! -;;w;; Hewe ^-^ stands OwO the spwing xDD whom you ^.^ have :33 stain'd with :3 mud; -:3 This ÚwÚ goodwy uWu summew with >_> youw winter xDD mix'd. -You xDD kiww'd xDD hew ^-^ husband; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that :3 viwe fauwt ->w< Two >_> of xDD hew bwothews ;;w;; wewe :33 condemn'd ^-^ to >_< death, -UwU My hand ÚwÚ cut x3 off ÚwÚ and :3 made :3 a >_> mewwy x3 jest; -Both xDD hew ^w^ sweet x3 hands, xDD hew tongue, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ mowe dear ->w< Than ^.^ hands ^w^ ow tongue, xDD hew >_> spotwess >_< chastity, -OwO Inhuman >_< twaitows, you constrain'd ÚwÚ and OwO fowc'd. -What would you ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if I shouwd let you speak? -ÚwÚ Viwwains, uWu fow ÚwÚ shame you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU beg uWu fow >_< gwace. -Hawk, wretches! how I UwU mean ^-^ to :3 mawtyw you. -:3 This ^-^ onye hand ÚwÚ yet :3 is weft ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut >_> youw thwoats, -ÚwÚ Whiwes UwU that ^w^ Wavinyia ^w^ 'tween xDD hew :3 stumps doth howd -The ÚwÚ basin UwU that receives >_> youw OwO guiwty bwood. -You xDD knyow >_> youw mothew :3 means ^-^ to feast with uWu me, -And calls x3 hewsewf UwU Wevenge, ÚwÚ and OwO thinks me ^w^ mad. -Hawk, ^-^ viwwains! I uWu wiww ^.^ gwind >_> youw bones ^-^ to xDD dust, -And with >_> youw UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^.^ it I'll ^-^ make :3 a :3 paste; -And >_> of OwO the UwU paste :3 a ^-^ coffin I uWu wiww weaw, -And ^-^ make two pasties >_> of >_> youw shameful x3 heads; -And ;;w;; bid UwU that ^-^ stwumpet, >_> youw x3 unhawwowed dam, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth, swawwow xDD hew >_> own OwO incwease. -:3 This :3 is OwO the feast UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; bid xDD hew ^.^ to, -And :3 this OwO the ^.^ banquet ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< suwfeit OwO on; ->_< Fow >_< wowse than Phiwomew you :33 us'd my >_> daughtew, -And >_< wowse than Progne I uWu wiww >w< be x3 weveng'd. -And :3 nyow :33 pwepawe >_> youw >w< thwoats. Wavinyia, xDD come, -;;w;; Weceive OwO the bwood; ÚwÚ and when UwU that uWu they awe OwO dead, ->_> Wet me >w< go ^.^ gwind theiw bones ^-^ to :3 powdew smaww, -And with :3 this ^-^ hatefuw :3 wiquow uWu tempew xDD it; -And in UwU that UwU paste let theiw :3 viwe :3 heads >w< be xDD bak'd. -^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< be every ^-^ onye officious -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this UwU banquet, ;;w;; which I ^w^ wish ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv -Mowe >w< stewn ÚwÚ and bwoody than OwO the Centaurs' ^-^ feast. -:3 [He ^w^ cuts theiw >_> thwoats] ->_> So. -Nyow bwing them ÚwÚ in, uWu fow I uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the xDD cook, -And UwU see them ready x3 against theiw mothew comes. -^.^ Exeunt, beawing OwO the UwU dead OwO bodies - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The couwt >_> of >_< TITUS' house - -x3 Entew >_< Wucius, ^w^ MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and OwO the GOTHS, with >_> AAWON pwisonyew, -ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ CHIWD in OwO the ÚwÚ awms >_> of OwO an :33 attendant - -UwU WUCIUS. Uncle Marcus, >_< since 'tis my >_< fathew's :33 mind -:33 That I wepaiw ^-^ to Wome, I x3 am ÚwÚ content. -OwO FIWST GOTH. And ^w^ ouws with thinye, befall what >_> fowtunye uWu wiww. -UwU WUCIUS. Good uncwe, UwU take you in :3 this ^.^ bawbawous Moow, -:3 This wavenyous >_< tigew, :3 this accursed deviw; ->_> Wet him weceive nyo ÚwÚ sust'nyance, fetter ^w^ him, -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ bwought x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' ;;w;; face ->_< Fow OwO testimony >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; fouw x3 pwoceedings. -And UwU see OwO the >_< ambush >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends >w< be OwO stwong; -I ;;w;; feaw OwO the UwU Empewow :3 means nyo good ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. -:3 AAWON. uWu Some ^w^ deviw whisper cuwses in my eaw, -And :3 pwompt me UwU that my :33 tongue ^-^ may xDD uttew :3 fowth -The ^.^ venyomous ;;w;; mawice >_> of my ;;w;; swewwing >_< heawt! -UwU WUCIUS. Away, >_< inhuman dog, x3 unhawwowed slave! ->w< Siws, ^w^ hewp ^-^ ouw uncwe ^-^ to convey him in. ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ GOTHS with :3 AAWON. ^w^ Fwouwish within -The OwO twumpets show OwO the UwU Empewow :3 is at hand. - -Sound trumpets. x3 Entew >w< SATUWNyINyUS ÚwÚ and -TAMORA, with ÚwÚ AEMIWIUS, :3 TWIBUNyES, xDD SENyATOWS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_> What, ;;w;; hath OwO the fiwmament ^-^ mowe suns than ÚwÚ onye? -UwU WUCIUS. What :33 boots ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to can thyself :3 a :33 sun? ->_> MAWCUS. :33 Wome's >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ and nephew, >_< bweak OwO the :33 pawwe; -^.^ These quarrels >w< must >w< be x3 quietwy debated. -The feast :3 is ready ;;w;; which OwO the ÚwÚ cawefuw UwU Titus -;;w;; Hath >_> owdain'd ^-^ to OwO an honyouwabwe end, ->_< Fow :3 peace, uWu fow love, uWu fow uWu weague, ÚwÚ and good ^-^ to Rome. -UwU Pwease you, ^.^ thewefowe, dwaw uWu nyigh ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw >_> pwaces. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Marcus, ^-^ we uWu wiww. -;;w;; [A ^-^ tabwe ^w^ bwought in. The >_> company ^-^ sit >w< down] - -^-^ Twumpets sounding, ÚwÚ entew >_> TITUS ->_< wike :3 a xDD cook, placing OwO the UwU dishes, ÚwÚ and :33 WAVINyIA -with :3 a >w< veiw xDD uvw xDD hew ^.^ face; ÚwÚ awso OwO YOUNG ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -;;w;; TITUS. Wewcome, my ^w^ wowd; welcome, ;;w;; dwead Queen; -Wewcome, ye ^.^ wawwike >w< Goths; welcome, Lucius; -And ^-^ wewcome all. UwU Awthough OwO the :33 cheew >w< be xDD poow, -'Twiww fiww >_> youw ^-^ stomachs; >w< pwease you xDD eat >_> of it. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU Why art :3 thou ;;w;; thus attiw'd, Andronicus? -;;w;; TITUS. xDD Because I would >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< aww ;;w;; weww -ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< Empwess. -;;w;; TAMOWA. We awe OwO behowding ^-^ to you, good Andronicus. -;;w;; TITUS. An ^-^ if >_> youw Highness knew my xDD heawt, you :3 wewe. -UwU My lord OwO the >_< Empewow, :3 wesowve me :33 this: ->_> Was ^.^ it ;;w;; weww x3 donye >_> of wash UwU Viwginyius -ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway his daughter with his >_> own ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, -xDD Because ^.^ she ÚwÚ was enforc'd, stain'd, ÚwÚ and deflower'd? -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ It OwO was, Andronicus. -;;w;; TITUS. Your reason, :3 mighty :33 wowd. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. xDD Because OwO the UwU giww shouwd ^.^ nyot uWu suwvive xDD hew shame, -And uWu by xDD hew :3 pwesence still ^.^ wenyew his :3 sowwows. -;;w;; TITUS. OwO A reason >w< mighty, ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and effectual; -OwO A :3 pattewn, pwecedent, ÚwÚ and lively ;;w;; wawwant ->_< Fow uWu me, UwU most :3 wwetched, ^-^ to OwO pewfowm OwO the like. -^w^ Die, x3 die, Wavinyia, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ shame with thee; :3 [He kiwws :3 hew] -And with >w< thy ÚwÚ shame >w< thy >_< fathew's UwU sowwow >_< die! -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. What x3 hast :3 thou >_< donye, uWu unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and unkind? -;;w;; TITUS. Kill'd xDD hew uWu fow xDD whom my ;;w;; teaws ^.^ have :3 made me blind. -I x3 am as :3 woefuw as UwU Viwginyius OwO was, -And ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe cause than ^.^ he -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this ^-^ outwage; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 nyow :3 is >w< donye. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_> What, ÚwÚ was ^.^ she ravish'd? >_> Teww ^-^ who >_> did OwO the :3 deed. -;;w;; TITUS. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you eat? x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw Highness >_> feed? -;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou OwO swain UwU thinye only daughter ^.^ thus? -;;w;; TITUS. :3 Nyot I; 'twas >w< Chiwon ÚwÚ and Demetwius. -^.^ They ;;w;; wavish'd UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut away xDD hew UwU tongue; -And uWu they, 'twas uWu they, UwU that >_> did xDD hew >w< aww :3 this ^.^ wwong. -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Go, ÚwÚ fetch them UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO us >_> pwesentwy. -;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, there uWu they awe, uWu both ÚwÚ baked in :3 this UwU pie, -^.^ Wheweof theiw mothew UwU daintiwy ;;w;; hath fed, ->_> Eating OwO the ^.^ fwesh UwU that ^.^ she x3 hewsewf ;;w;; hath >_> bwed. -^.^ 'Tis true, 'tis ÚwÚ twue: witness my knife's shawp point. -:3 [He ;;w;; stabs OwO the OwO EMPWESS] -;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Die, >_> fwantic >_< wwetch, uWu fow :3 this accursed deed! -:3 [He ;;w;; stabs ÚwÚ TITUS] -UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Can OwO the son's eye >w< behowd his fathew >_> bweed? -There's meed uWu fow xDD meed, death uWu fow :3 a >_> deadwy :3 deed. -:3 [He ;;w;; stabs ;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. OwO A gweat tumuwt. ÚwÚ WUCIUS, -^w^ MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and theiw fwiends >w< go OwO up OwO into OwO the >_< bawcony] ->_> MAWCUS. You OwO sad-fac'd ^-^ men, ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and >_< sons >_> of Wome, -By uproars sevew'd, as :3 a flight >_> of ;;w;; foww -ÚwÚ Scattew'd uWu by x3 winds ÚwÚ and UwU high >w< tempestuous >w< gusts? -:33 O, let me teach you how ^-^ to xDD knyit UwU again -:3 This ;;w;; scattewed >w< cown OwO into ^-^ onye OwO mutuaw xDD sheaf, -^.^ These ^w^ bwoken wimbs UwU again OwO into ^-^ onye body; -Lest >_> Wome x3 hewsewf >w< be xDD banye x3 unto herself, -And ^.^ she xDD whom :3 mighty xDD kingdoms ^w^ cuwtsy ^.^ to, -;;w;; Wike :3 a >w< fowwown ÚwÚ and desperate OwO castaway, -Do shameful >_> execution uWu on :33 hewsewf. -But ^-^ if my ^.^ fwosty signs ÚwÚ and :33 chaps >_> of ^-^ age, -x3 Gwave :33 witnyesses >_> of OwO twue experience, -Cannyot ;;w;; induce you ^-^ to ^.^ attend my x3 wowds, -uWu [To Wucius] xDD Speak, :33 Wome's dear OwO fwiend, as :33 ewst ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ancestow, -When with his sowemn :33 tongue ^.^ he >_> did :3 discouwse -ÚwÚ To >_> wuv-sick ;;w;; Dido's >_> sad :33 attending ear -The story >_> of UwU that xDD bawefuw burning night, -When subtle ÚwÚ Gweeks UwU suwpwis'd UwU King ^w^ Pwiam's >w< Twoy. ->_> Teww OwO us what Sinyon ;;w;; hath uWu bewitch'd ^-^ ouw eaws, -Ow ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought OwO the :33 fataw ^-^ enginye in -:33 That gives ^-^ ouw Twoy, ^-^ ouw Wome, OwO the civil wound. -UwU My OwO heawt :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD compact >_> of fwint :3 nyow steel; -Nyow can I xDD uttew >w< aww ^-^ ouw :33 bittew gwief, -But floods >_> of ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww drown my owatowy -And >_< bweak my >_< utt'wance, x3 even in OwO the UwU time -When ^.^ it shouwd move ye ^-^ to ^.^ attend me ÚwÚ most, -And x3 fowce you ^-^ to commiseration. -Here's :33 Wome's x3 young x3 Captain, let him tell OwO the tawe; -OwO Whiwe I ^.^ stand uWu by ÚwÚ and weep ^-^ to hear him speak. -UwU WUCIUS. >_> Then, >_< gwacious ;;w;; auditowy, >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you -:33 That >w< Chiwon ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 damn'd :3 Demetwius -Were uWu they UwU that muwd'wed ^-^ ouw Emperor's brother; -And uWu they ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe UwU that ravished ^-^ ouw sistew. ->_< Fow theiw feww faults ^-^ ouw bwothews ;;w;; wewe >_< beheaded, -Our >_< fathew's ;;w;; teaws OwO despis'd, ÚwÚ and basewy cozen'd -x3 Of UwU that OwO twue hand UwU that xDD fought :33 Wome's >_< quawwew >_< out -And x3 sent xDD hew >_> enyemies x3 unto OwO the ^-^ gwave. -Wastwy, ^-^ mysewf UwU unkindwy UwU banyished, -The ^w^ gates OwO shut uWu on uWu me, ÚwÚ and tuwn'd weeping out, -ÚwÚ To UwU beg ^w^ wewief UwU among :33 Wome's enemies; -OwO Who ÚwÚ dwown'd theiw :33 enmity in my OwO twue >_< teaws, -And UwU op'd theiw ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to ^w^ embwace me as :3 a >w< fwiend. -I x3 am OwO the ;;w;; tuwnyed >w< fowth, >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you, -:33 That ^.^ have :33 pwesewv'd xDD hew :3 wewfawe in my UwU bwood -And ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu bosom took OwO the enemy's ^w^ point, -UwU Sheathing OwO the >_< steew in my advent'rous ÚwÚ body. -Alas! you xDD knyow I x3 am nyo :33 vauntew, I; -UwU My ;;w;; scaws can ;;w;; witnyess, OwO dumb although uWu they awe, -:33 That my wepowt :3 is ^.^ just ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of :33 twuth. -But, ^.^ soft! >w< methinks I ^-^ do >_> digwess xDD too xDD much, -:33 Citing my ^.^ wowthwess :3 pwaise. :33 O, pawdon UwU me! ->_< Fow when nyo fwiends awe >_> by, x3 men UwU pwaise :3 themsewves. ->_> MAWCUS. Nyow :3 is my xDD tuwn ^-^ to speak. ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the chiwd. ->_> [Pointing ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD in OwO an UwU attendant's arms] -x3 Of :3 this ÚwÚ was xDD Tamowa ;;w;; dewivewed, -The xDD issue >_> of OwO an ^.^ iwwewigious Moow, -:3 Chief architect ÚwÚ and xDD pwottew >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ woes. -The villain :3 is x3 awive in Titus' OwO house, -OwO Damn'd as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^-^ to witness :3 this :3 is true. -Nyow ;;w;; judge what cause xDD had UwU Titus ^-^ to wevenge -^.^ These ^-^ wwongs ^w^ unspeakabwe, ÚwÚ past >_> patience, -Ow ^-^ mowe than ^-^ any :3 wiving man :33 couwd OwO beaw. -Nyow ^.^ have you heard OwO the twuth: what uWu say you, Romans? ->_< Have ^-^ we x3 donye >w< aught amiss, show OwO us whewein, -And, ^-^ fwom OwO the place xDD whewe you >w< behowd OwO us pweading, -The UwU poow remainder >_> of Andronici -:3 Wiww, hand in ;;w;; hand, >w< aww >_> headwong huww >w< ouwsewves, -And uWu on OwO the ^.^ wagged >w< stonyes beat :3 fowth ^-^ ouw souls, -And ^-^ make :3 a OwO mutuaw :3 cwosuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< house. -xDD Speak, uWu Womans, >_< speak; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you uWu say ^-^ we ^-^ shaww, -:33 Wo, hand in ;;w;; hand, Wucius ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww OwO faww. -OwO AEMIWIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 thou OwO wevewend man >_> of Wome, -And bwing ^-^ ouw UwU Empewow gently in >w< thy ;;w;; hand, -Wucius ^-^ ouw Empewow; uWu fow ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow -The ^w^ common >w< voice ^-^ do x3 cwy ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. -ALL. >_< Wucius, >w< aww >_> haiw, :33 Wome's :33 woyaw UwU Empewow! ->_> MAWCUS. Go, >w< go OwO into ^.^ owd Titus' sorrowful OwO house, -And UwU hithew hale UwU that misbewieving Moor -ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU adjudg'd >w< some >_< diwefuw slaught'ring >_< death, -UwU As punishment uWu fow his UwU most ;;w;; wicked wife. >_< Exeunt >w< some -attendants. ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ^w^ MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ othews >_> descend -ALL. >_< Wucius, >w< aww >_> haiw, :33 Wome's >_< gwacious ÚwÚ guvwnyow! -UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Romans! May I :33 guvwn OwO so -ÚwÚ To ^w^ heaw :33 Wome's UwU hawms ÚwÚ and wipe away xDD hew woe! -But, gentwe ;;w;; peopwe, ^w^ give me ^-^ aim uWu awhiwe, ->_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ puts me ^-^ to :3 a :33 heavy task. -Stand >w< aww ;;w;; awoof; ;;w;; but, uncwe, dwaw you ;;w;; nyeaw -ÚwÚ To shed ^w^ obsequious ;;w;; teaws x3 upon :3 this :33 twunk. -:33 O, UwU take :3 this warm ÚwÚ kiss uWu on >w< thy OwO pawe x3 cowd lips. OwO [Kisses ÚwÚ TITUS] -^.^ These sorrowful ^.^ dwops x3 upon >w< thy blood-stain'd ;;w;; face, -The last OwO twue ;;w;; duties >_> of >w< thy x3 nyobwe >_< son! ->_> MAWCUS. >_< Teaw uWu fow >w< teaw ÚwÚ and :33 woving ÚwÚ kiss uWu fow ÚwÚ kiss -x3 Thy bwothew Mawcus >_< tendews uWu on >w< thy lips. -:33 O, ;;w;; wewe OwO the sum >_> of ^.^ these UwU that I shouwd pay -Countwess ÚwÚ and ^-^ infinyite, ÚwÚ yet would I pay them! -UwU WUCIUS. Come hithew, >w< boy; xDD come, xDD come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and learn >_> of OwO us -ÚwÚ To OwO mewt in showers. x3 Thy :3 gwandsiwe :33 wov'd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ->_> Many :3 a UwU time ^.^ he danc'd ÚwÚ thee uWu on his xDD knyee, -x3 Sung ÚwÚ thee asweep, his :33 woving uWu bweast >w< thy piwwow; ->_> Many :3 a story ;;w;; hath ^.^ he told ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -And ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee bear his pwetty tales in :33 mind -And talk >_> of them when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone. ->_> MAWCUS. OwO How many ^w^ thousand xDD times ;;w;; hath ^.^ these UwU poow wips, -When uWu they ;;w;; wewe living, wawm'd themsewves uWu on x3 thinye! -:33 O, nyow, ^w^ sweet OwO boy, ^w^ give them theiw :3 watest :3 kiss! -UwU Bid him faweweww; commit him ^-^ to OwO the grave; -Do them UwU that >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ and UwU take xDD weave >_> of ^.^ them. ->_< BOY. :3 O grandsire, ÚwÚ gwandsiwe! :3 ev'n with >w< aww my OwO heawt -Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, OwO so you >_> did live ^-^ again! -:3 O :3 Wowd, I cannyot speak ^-^ to him uWu fow ^w^ weeping; -UwU My ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww uWu choke uWu me, ^-^ if I ;;w;; ope my UwU mouth. - -;;w;; We-entew attendants with >_> AAWON - -OwO A >w< WOMAN. You >_> sad Andronici, ^.^ have x3 donye with ;;w;; woes; ->w< Give >_< sentence uWu on OwO the :33 execwabwe ÚwÚ wwetch -:33 That ;;w;; hath >_< been ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of ^.^ these x3 diwe :33 events. -UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Set him breast-deep in :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and :3 famish him; -Thewe let him ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and rave ÚwÚ and x3 cwy uWu fow food. ->w< If ^-^ any ^-^ onye relieves ^w^ ow UwU pities ^w^ him, ->_< Fow OwO the OwO offence ^.^ he :3 dies. :3 This :3 is ^-^ ouw >w< doom. -uWu Some stay ^-^ to UwU see him fast'ned in OwO the xDD eawth. -:3 AAWON. xDD Ah, x3 why shouwd ^w^ wwath >w< be ^-^ mute ÚwÚ and :3 fuwy ^w^ dumb? -I x3 am nyo baby, OwO I, UwU that with base ;;w;; pwayews -I shouwd ^w^ wepent OwO the x3 eviws I ^.^ have done; -xDD Ten ^w^ thousand >_< wowse than >w< evew ÚwÚ yet I >_> did -Wouwd I ;;w;; pewfowm, ^-^ if I UwU might ^.^ have my uWu wiww. ->w< If ^-^ onye good deed in >w< aww my life I :33 did, -I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my vewy ÚwÚ souw. -UwU WUCIUS. uWu Some :33 woving fwiends convey OwO the UwU Empewow hence, -And ^w^ give him burial in his >_< fathew's ^-^ gwave. -UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and ^w^ Wavinyia uWu shaww >_> fowthwith -Be >_< cwosed in ^-^ ouw xDD househowd's monument. -UwU As uWu fow UwU that wavenyous >_< tigew, ÚwÚ Tamowa, -:3 Nyo >_> funyewaw rite, :3 nyow man in ÚwÚ mouwnying weed, -:3 Nyo xDD mouwnfuw beww uWu shaww ring xDD hew UwU buwiaw; -But thwow xDD hew :3 fowth ^-^ to ^.^ beasts ÚwÚ and :33 biwds ^-^ to >w< pwey. -Her life ÚwÚ was >_> beastwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ devoid >_> of pity, -And being OwO dead, let :33 biwds uWu on xDD hew UwU take ;;w;; pity. >_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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Entew x3 the ^w^ TWIBUNyES ÚwÚ and x3 SENyATOWS aloft; ÚwÚ and xDD then enter bewow +OwO SATUWNyINyUS ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ fowwowews uWu at one door, ÚwÚ and xDD BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ fowwowews +uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ othew, with xDD dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets + +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Noble UwU patwicians, ;;w;; patwons of x3 my wight, +Defend x3 the justice of x3 my cause with arms; +^.^ And, ÚwÚ countwymen, x3 my >w< woving ÚwÚ fowwowews, +;;w;; Pwead x3 my ;;w;; successive ;;w;; titwe with x3 youw :3 swowds. +UwU I ^w^ am :33 his xDD fiwst bown >_< son :3 that UwU was x3 the >w< wast +:33 That OwO wawe x3 the ÚwÚ impewiaw diadem of Rome; +UwU Then wet x3 my father's honyouws ^w^ wive uWu in uWu me, +x3 Nyow wrong >_< minye age with ÚwÚ this indignity. +BASSIANyUS. uWu Womans, OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ fowwowews, :3 favouwews of x3 my wight, +;;w;; If OwO evew ÚwÚ Bassianyus, Caesar's x3 son, +^.^ Wewe >_> gwacious uWu in x3 the eyes of royal ^w^ Wome, +^w^ Keep xDD then ÚwÚ this uWu passage to x3 the Capitow; +xDD And suffew nyot x3 dishonyouw to appwoach +uWu The ÚwÚ impewiaw >w< seat, to viwtue xDD consecwate, +;;w;; To justice, continyence, ÚwÚ and >_> nyobiwity; +OwO But wet desewt uWu in puwe UwU ewection ÚwÚ shinye; +^.^ And, uWu Womans, >w< fight fow OwO fweedom uWu in x3 youw >w< choice. + +Entew >_> MAWCUS ^-^ ANDWONyICUS awoft, with x3 the >_< cwown + +OwO MAWCUS. Pwinces, :3 that strive ^.^ by factions ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ^w^ fwiends +Ambitiously fow UwU wuwe ÚwÚ and empewy, +xDD Knyow :3 that x3 the OwO peopwe of ^w^ Wome, fow ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we stand +^-^ A >_> speciaw ^.^ pawty, uWu have ^.^ by ^w^ common uWu voice +^w^ In UwU ewection fow x3 the Roman OwO empewy +>_< Chosen Andronicus, x3 suwnyamed ^w^ Pius +For UwU many ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and great deserts to xDD Wome. +^-^ A >w< nyobwew ^w^ man, :3 a >_< bwavew wawwiow, +Wives nyot ÚwÚ this day within x3 the UwU city :33 wawws. +>w< He ^.^ by x3 the :33 Senyate >_> is UwU accited ^.^ home, +Fwom ÚwÚ weawy UwU waws OwO against x3 the barbarous x3 Goths, +:33 That with :33 his sons, :3 a tewwow to UwU ouw ;;w;; foes, +>_< Hath ^-^ yok'd :3 a nation :33 stwong, ;;w;; twain'd x3 up uWu in arms. +uWu Ten years OwO awe xDD spent xDD since xDD fiwst ^.^ he ^.^ undewtook +This cause of ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chastised with :3 awms +Our ^.^ enyemies' >_> pwide; five times ^.^ he hath wetuwn'd +Bweeding to ^w^ Wome, :33 beawing :33 his uWu vawiant xDD sons +^w^ In ^w^ coffins from x3 the :3 fiewd; ÚwÚ and uWu at ÚwÚ this day +;;w;; To x3 the ;;w;; monyument of :3 that Andronici +Done sacrifice of expiation, +xDD And :3 swain x3 the uWu nyobwest ÚwÚ pwisonyew of x3 the uWu Goths. +xDD And nyow uWu at last, ^w^ waden with x3 honyouw's spoils, +Returns x3 the ÚwÚ good Andwonyicus to ^w^ Wome, +UwU Wenyownyed >w< Titus, fwouwishing uWu in arms. +Let >_> us entreat, ^.^ by honour of :33 his xDD nyame +;;w;; Whom ^-^ wowthiwy xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have nyow UwU succeed, +xDD And uWu in x3 the Capitow ÚwÚ and Senate's wight, +;;w;; Whom xDD you pwetend to honour ÚwÚ and :33 adowe, +:33 That xDD you >_< withdwaw xDD you ÚwÚ and ^-^ abate x3 youw >_< stwength, +>_< Dismiss x3 youw ÚwÚ fowwowews, x3 and, >_< as ^-^ suitows should, +;;w;; Pwead x3 youw deserts uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and humbwenyess. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. How >w< faiw x3 the ;;w;; Twibunye xDD speaks to ÚwÚ cawm x3 my >w< thoughts. +BASSIANyUS. x3 Mawcus Andronicus, UwU so UwU I UwU do affy +^w^ In >w< thy upwightnyess ÚwÚ and >w< integwity, +xDD And UwU so UwU I wuv ÚwÚ and honour uWu thee ÚwÚ and xDD thinye, +x3 Thy x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ bwothew Titus ÚwÚ and :33 his sons, +xDD And her to ÚwÚ whom x3 my >_< thoughts OwO awe ^.^ humbwed all, +Gracious Wavinyia, OwO Wome's rich ownyament, +:33 That UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewe dismiss x3 my >w< woving OwO fwiends, +xDD And to x3 my fowtunyes ÚwÚ and x3 the people's ^.^ favouw +^-^ Commit x3 my cause uWu in ^w^ bawance to be weigh'd. +Exeunt x3 the ^-^ sowdiews of xDD BASSIANyUS +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Friends, :3 that uWu have :33 been OwO thus forward uWu in x3 my wight, +UwU I >_> thank xDD you aww ÚwÚ and OwO hewe dismiss xDD you all, +xDD And to x3 the wuv ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw of x3 my countwy +^-^ Commit myself, x3 my pewson, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO cause. +Exeunt x3 the ^-^ sowdiews of OwO SATUWNyINyUS +^w^ Wome, be >_< as >w< just ÚwÚ and >_> gwacious >w< unto ;;w;; me +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am xDD confident ÚwÚ and uWu kind to thee. +^w^ Open x3 the :3 gates ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ^.^ in. +BASSIANyUS. Twibunyes, ÚwÚ and uWu me, :3 a poor competitor. +[Flourish. ^-^ They OwO go x3 up x3 into x3 the :33 Senyate House] + +Entew :3 a >w< CAPTAIN + +CAPTAIN. uWu Womans, >_< make >_> way. uWu The ÚwÚ good Andronicus, +>w< Patwon of virtue, OwO Wome's best champion, +:3 Successfuw uWu in x3 the :3 battwes :3 that ^.^ he ÚwÚ fights, +With honour ÚwÚ and with :3 fowtunye >_> is wetuwn'd +Fwom :3 whewe ^.^ he circumscribed with :33 his xDD swowd +xDD And ^.^ bwought to x3 yoke x3 the >_< enyemies of xDD Wome. + +Sound xDD dwums ÚwÚ and twumpets, ÚwÚ and xDD then enter :33 MAWTIUS +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MUTIUS, >w< two of ^.^ TITUS' sons; ÚwÚ and xDD then >w< two ;;w;; men +:33 beawing :3 a UwU coffin covered with x3 bwack; xDD then :33 WUCIUS +ÚwÚ and QUINTUS, >w< two othew sons; xDD then TITUS ANDRONICUS; +ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 TAMOWA x3 the xDD Queen of x3 Goths, with her >w< thwee +sons, xDD AWAWBUS, UwU DEMETWIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, with ^-^ AAWON x3 the +uWu Moow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, >_< as UwU many >_< as ^.^ can >w< be. UwU Then uWu set down +x3 the UwU coffin ÚwÚ and TITUS xDD speaks + +TITUS. >w< Haiw, ^w^ Wome, ;;w;; victowious uWu in >w< thy >w< mouwnying ^.^ weeds! +Lo, >_< as x3 the >_< bawk :3 that hath UwU dischawg'd her ;;w;; fwaught +Returns with >_< pwecious :33 wading to x3 the ^w^ bay +Fwom >_> whence uWu at xDD fiwst ^.^ she x3 weigh'd her anchowage, +x3 Cometh Andronicus, bound with ÚwÚ wauwew :3 boughs, +;;w;; To re-salute :33 his countwy with :33 his ^-^ teaws, +Tears of true joy fow :33 his ^-^ wetuwn to xDD Wome. +^.^ Thou great defendew of ÚwÚ this Capitol, +;;w;; Stand >_> gwacious to x3 the rites :3 that ^.^ we >_< intend! +uWu Womans, of five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty uWu vawiant sons, +>_> Hawf of x3 the ^w^ nyumbew :3 that ^w^ King ^.^ Pwiam :33 had, +ÚwÚ Behowd x3 the poor >_< wemains, ^.^ awive ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dead! +;;w;; These :3 that ^-^ suwvive wet ÚwÚ Wome wewawd with love; +;;w;; These :3 that UwU I ;;w;; bwing >w< unto uWu theiw ^-^ watest ^.^ home, +With >w< buwiaw amongst uWu theiw ÚwÚ ancestows. +:3 Hewe Goths uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me OwO weave to sheathe x3 my ^-^ swowd. +>w< Titus, >_> unkind, ÚwÚ and xDD cawewess of ^.^ thinye OwO own, +Why suffer'st xDD thou >w< thy sons, unbuwied ^w^ yet, +;;w;; To ^.^ huvw on x3 the :3 dweadfuw >w< showe of :3 Styx? +^-^ Make uWu way to uWu way them ^.^ by uWu theiw ^.^ bwethwen. +^w^ [They open x3 the UwU tomb] +>_> Thewe x3 gweet uWu in siwence, >_< as x3 the >_< dead OwO awe ÚwÚ wont, +xDD And :33 sweep uWu in ÚwÚ peace, :3 swain uWu in x3 youw >_> countwy's waws. +x3 O uWu sacwed ;;w;; weceptacwe of x3 my joys, +ÚwÚ Sweet cell of viwtue ÚwÚ and nobility, +How UwU many xDD sons x3 hast xDD thou of >_< minye uWu in OwO stowe +:33 That xDD thou wiwt >_< nyevew render to ;;w;; me uWu mowe! +WUCIUS. Give >_> us x3 the OwO pwoudest ÚwÚ pwisonyew of x3 the x3 Goths, +:33 That ^.^ we OwO may hew :33 his limbs, ÚwÚ and on :3 a ^.^ piwe +^.^ Ad xDD manyes fwatwum sacrifice :33 his >w< fwesh +^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ this uWu eawthy :3 pwison of uWu theiw xDD bonyes, +:33 That UwU so x3 the ^-^ shadows be nyot unappeas'd, +x3 Nyow ^.^ we distuwb'd with prodigies on ;;w;; eawth. +TITUS. UwU I UwU give ^.^ him :3 you- x3 the uWu nyobwest :3 that suwvives, +uWu The eldest >_< son of ÚwÚ this distwessed >w< queen. +TAMORA. Stay, Roman bwethen! Gracious x3 conquewow, +Victorious >w< Titus, rue x3 the tears UwU I shed, +^-^ A ;;w;; mothew's tears uWu in passion fow her son; +xDD And >_> if >w< thy xDD sons :3 wewe OwO evew uWu deaw to ÚwÚ thee, +>_< O, think x3 my >_< son to be >_< as uWu deaw to me! +:33 Sufficeth nyot :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe ^.^ bwought to ÚwÚ Wome +;;w;; To ÚwÚ beautify >w< thy twiumphs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn +^.^ Captive to uWu thee ÚwÚ and to >w< thy Roman >w< yoke; +OwO But ^w^ must x3 my xDD sons be swaughtewed uWu in x3 the ^w^ stweets +For uWu vawiant ^-^ doings uWu in uWu theiw >_> countwy's ^w^ cause? +>_< O, >_> if to >w< fight fow x3 king ÚwÚ and >_< commonweaw +^.^ Wewe ^-^ piety uWu in xDD thinye, >w< it >_> is uWu in :3 these. +Andronicus, stain nyot >w< thy tomb with blood. +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou dwaw nyeaw x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of x3 the >_> gods? +Draw nyeaw them xDD then uWu in ^.^ being mewcifuw. +ÚwÚ Sweet xDD mewcy >_> is nobility's true ^.^ badge. +Thwice-nyobwe >w< Titus, ^-^ spawe x3 my uWu fiwst-bown OwO son. +TITUS. ;;w;; Patient yourself, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and UwU pawdon x3 me. +;;w;; These OwO awe uWu theiw UwU bwethwen, ÚwÚ whom x3 youw Goths beheld +ÚwÚ Awive ÚwÚ and UwU dead; ÚwÚ and fow uWu theiw >_< bwethwen :3 swain +OwO Wewigiouswy ;;w;; they ^w^ ask :3 a ÚwÚ sacwifice. +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this x3 youw >_< son >_> is mawk'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die ^.^ he ^w^ must +;;w;; T' appease uWu theiw ;;w;; gwoanying ^-^ shadows :3 that OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. +WUCIUS. UwU Away with :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< make :3 a fire >_< stwaight; +xDD And with UwU ouw swowds, ;;w;; upon :3 a ^.^ piwe of wood, +:3 Wet's hew :33 his x3 wimbs >w< tiww ;;w;; they be x3 cwean consum'd. +Exeunt ^.^ TITUS' SONS, with ;;w;; AWAWBUS +TAMORA. x3 O ^-^ cwuew, xDD iwwewigious piety! +>w< CHIWON. Was >_< nyevew OwO Scythia half UwU so bawbawous! +DEMETRIUS. ÚwÚ Oppose nyot OwO Scythia to :3 ambitious xDD Wome. +xDD Awawbus xDD goes to ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^-^ suwvive +;;w;; To :3 twembwe :33 undew Titus' threat'ning wook. +Then, UwU madam, stand wesowv'd, >_> but UwU hope withal +uWu The sewf-same gods :3 that awm'd x3 the xDD Queen of Twoy +With x3 oppowtunyity of ^-^ shawp xDD wevenge +>_> Upon x3 the x3 Thwacian tyrant uWu in :33 his ^w^ tent +^-^ May ^.^ favouw :33 Tamowa, x3 the xDD Queen of Goths- +x3 When Goths :3 wewe Goths ÚwÚ and Tamora UwU was ;;w;; queen- +;;w;; To ^.^ quit x3 the bwoody >_< wwongs ;;w;; upon her foes. + +^.^ We-entew LUCIUS, QUINTUS, >w< MAWTIUS, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ MUTIUS, x3 the xDD sons of ANDRONICUS, with uWu theiw :33 swowds bwoody + +WUCIUS. :3 See, ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fathew, >w< how ^.^ we uWu have pewfowm'd +Our Roman >w< wites: Alarbus' x3 wimbs OwO awe wopp'd, +xDD And entwaiws >w< feed x3 the ;;w;; sacwificing ^w^ fiwe, +>_< Whose >_< smoke ^.^ wike >w< incense xDD doth ^.^ pewfume x3 the x3 sky. +Remaineth >_< nyought >_> but to >_> intew UwU ouw UwU bwethwen, +xDD And with ÚwÚ woud >w< 'wawums wewcome them to xDD Wome. +TITUS. Let >w< it be >_> so, ÚwÚ and wet Andwonyicus +^-^ Make ÚwÚ this :33 his ^-^ watest >_< faweweww to uWu theiw souws. +uWu [Sound trumpets ÚwÚ and uWu way x3 the UwU coffin uWu in x3 the UwU tomb] +^w^ In uWu peace ÚwÚ and honour xDD west xDD you UwU hewe, x3 my sons; +OwO Wome's weadiest xDD champions, wepose xDD you OwO hewe uWu in ^-^ west, +^.^ Secuwe from ^-^ wowwdwy chances ÚwÚ and >w< mishaps! +:3 Hewe UwU wuwks nyo uWu tweason, OwO hewe nyo :3 envy swells, +:3 Hewe gwow nyo uWu damnyed dwugs, OwO hewe OwO awe nyo :33 stowms, +No noise, >_> but :3 siwence ÚwÚ and xDD etewnyaw OwO sweep. +^w^ In uWu peace ÚwÚ and honour xDD west xDD you UwU hewe, x3 my sons! + +Entew OwO WAVINyIA + +;;w;; WAVINyIA. ^w^ In uWu peace ÚwÚ and honour ^w^ wive Lord Titus xDD wong; +OwO My x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ wive uWu in :33 fame! +Lo, uWu at ÚwÚ this tomb x3 my :3 twibutawy tears +UwU I render fow x3 my UwU bwethwen's obsequies; +xDD And uWu at >w< thy ;;w;; feet UwU I :33 knyeew, with tears of joy +;;w;; Shed on ÚwÚ this ^.^ eawth fow >w< thy ^-^ wetuwn to xDD Wome. +>_< O, ;;w;; bwess ;;w;; me OwO hewe with >w< thy ;;w;; victowious uWu hand, +>_< Whose fowtunyes OwO Wome's best :3 citizens ^w^ appwaud! +TITUS. Kind ^w^ Wome, :3 that x3 hast OwO thus :33 wovingwy reserv'd +uWu The cowdiaw of >_< minye age to uWu gwad x3 my :33 heawt! +Wavinyia, ÚwÚ wive; outwive >w< thy father's uWu days, +xDD And UwU fame's xDD etewnyaw xDD date, fow viwtue's praise! + +OwO Entew, xDD abuv, >_> MAWCUS ^-^ ANDWONyICUS ÚwÚ and TWIBUNyES; +re-enter >w< SATUWNyINyUS, ^w^ BASSIANyUS, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants + +OwO MAWCUS. OwO Wong ^w^ wive Lord >w< Titus, x3 my beloved brother, +Gracious twiumphew uWu in x3 the eyes of Wome! +TITUS. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Twibunye, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ bwothew ;;w;; Mawcus. +OwO MAWCUS. xDD And ;;w;; wewcome, uWu nyephews, from ^w^ successfuw ^-^ waws, +>_> You :3 that ^-^ suwvive ÚwÚ and xDD you :3 that :33 sweep uWu in ^w^ fame. +Faiw wowds, x3 youw fowtunyes OwO awe :33 awike uWu in aww +:33 That uWu in x3 youw >_> countwy's OwO sewvice >w< dwew x3 youw swowds; +OwO But safer twiumph >_> is ÚwÚ this ;;w;; funyewaw pomp +:33 That hath aspiw'd to Solon's happinyess +xDD And triumphs uvw chance uWu in x3 honyouw's :3 bed. +Titus Andronicus, x3 the OwO peopwe of ^w^ Wome, +>_< Whose :33 fwiend uWu in justice xDD thou x3 hast OwO evew ^-^ been, +>_< Send uWu thee ^.^ by uWu me, uWu theiw ;;w;; Twibunye ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^w^ twust, +This >w< paw]iament of ^-^ white ÚwÚ and :3 spotwess >w< hue; +xDD And xDD nyame uWu thee uWu in UwU ewection fow x3 the empire +With these UwU ouw OwO wate-deceased uWu Empewow's ÚwÚ sons: +^w^ Be OwO candidatus >w< then, ÚwÚ and put >w< it ;;w;; on, +xDD And OwO hewp to uWu set :3 a >_> head on headless xDD Wome. +TITUS. ^-^ A xDD bettew >_> head her glorious >w< body ^w^ fits +Than :33 his :3 that ÚwÚ shakes fow age ÚwÚ and >w< feebwenyess. +>_> What >_> shouwd UwU I don ÚwÚ this wobe ÚwÚ and >_> twoubwe you? +^w^ Be OwO chosen with proclamations uWu to-day, +>_< To-mowwow yield x3 up rule, resign x3 my :3 wife, +xDD And uWu set ^.^ abwoad x3 nyew business fow xDD you ÚwÚ aww? +^w^ Wome, UwU I uWu have :33 been >w< thy soldier >w< fowty years, +xDD And x3 wed x3 my >_> countwy's ÚwÚ stwength successfully, +xDD And buried one ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty uWu vawiant sons, +Knyighted uWu in >_> fiewd, :3 swain uWu manfuwwy uWu in awms, +^w^ In >w< wight ÚwÚ and OwO sewvice of uWu theiw x3 nyobwe country. +Give ;;w;; me :3 a uWu staff of honour fow >_< minye age, +OwO But nyot :3 a sceptre to contwow x3 the wowwd. +xDD Upwight ^.^ he hewd :33 it, wowds, :3 that hewd >w< it last. +OwO MAWCUS. >w< Titus, xDD thou shalt UwU obtain ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask x3 the ^w^ empewy. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Pwoud ÚwÚ and :3 ambitious ;;w;; Twibunye, ;;w;; canst xDD thou teww? +TITUS. >w< Patience, Prince Satuwnyinyus. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. uWu Womans, UwU do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wight. +Patricians, dwaw x3 youw swowds, ÚwÚ and sheathe them nyot +Tiww uWu Satuwnyinyus be OwO Wome's ÚwÚ Empewow. +Andronicus, ^.^ wouwd xDD thou :3 wewe uWu shipp'd to heww +Rather than rob ;;w;; me of x3 the people's ÚwÚ heawts! +WUCIUS. Pwoud >_< Satuwnyinye, :33 intewwuptew of x3 the ÚwÚ good +:33 That ;;w;; nyobwe-minded Titus means to uWu thee! +TITUS. ^.^ Content ÚwÚ thee, >_< Pwince; UwU I xDD wiww restore to uWu thee +uWu The people's hearts, ÚwÚ and wean them from x3 themsewves. +BASSIANyUS. Andronicus, UwU I UwU do nyot flatter ÚwÚ thee, +OwO But honour ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww UwU do >w< tiww UwU I die. +OwO My ^w^ faction >_> if xDD thou strengthen with >w< thy OwO fwiends, +UwU I xDD wiww UwU most >w< thankfuw be; ÚwÚ and thanks to ;;w;; men +Of x3 nyobwe minds >_> is ^.^ honyouwabwe ^.^ meed. +TITUS. Peopwe of ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and people's ÚwÚ Twibunyes UwU hewe, +UwU I ^w^ ask x3 youw ^w^ voices ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< suffwages: +Will OwO ye bestow them xDD fwiendwy on Andronicus? +uWu TWIBUNyES. ;;w;; To UwU gwatify x3 the ÚwÚ good Andronicus, +xDD And ;;w;; gwatuwate :33 his >_< safe ^-^ wetuwn to ^w^ Wome, +uWu The OwO peopwe xDD wiww xDD accept ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he >_> admits. +TITUS. Twibunyes, UwU I >_> thank uWu you; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_> suit UwU I ;;w;; make, +:33 That xDD you >w< cweate UwU ouw uWu Empewow's eldest x3 son, +Lord Satuwnyinye; x3 whose uWu viwtues :33 wiww, UwU I hope, +>w< Wefwect on ÚwÚ Wome >_< as Titan's ways on earth, +xDD And wipen justice uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> commonweaw. +Then, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww :33 ewect ^.^ by x3 my x3 advice, +^.^ Cwown :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_> say 'Wong ^w^ wive UwU ouw Emperor!' +OwO MAWCUS. With ^w^ voices ÚwÚ and >_< appwause of every sort, +Patwicians ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwebeians, ^.^ we >w< cweate +Lord uWu Satuwnyinyus OwO Wome's great OwO Empewow; +xDD And >_> say 'Wong ^w^ wive UwU ouw >_> Empewow Satuwnyinye!' +:3 [A ^-^ wong :33 fwouwish >w< tiww ;;w;; they come down] +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Titus Andronicus, fow >w< thy ;;w;; favouws donye +;;w;; To >_> us uWu in UwU ouw UwU ewection ÚwÚ this day +UwU I UwU give uWu thee thanks uWu in ÚwÚ pawt of >w< thy UwU desewts, +xDD And xDD wiww with >_< deeds :3 wequite >w< thy ;;w;; gentwenyess; +xDD And fow >w< an ^.^ onset, >w< Titus, to advance +x3 Thy xDD nyame ÚwÚ and ^.^ honyouwabwe family, +;;w;; Wavinyia xDD wiww UwU I >_< make x3 my emperess, +OwO Wome's royal ^-^ mistwess, mistwess of x3 my uWu heawt, +xDD And uWu in x3 the uWu sacwed OwO Pantheon her :3 espouse. +Teww uWu me, Andronicus, xDD doth ÚwÚ this >_> motion uWu pwease thee? +TITUS. ^.^ It :3 doth, x3 my ÚwÚ wowthy uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< match +UwU I howd ;;w;; me ;;w;; highwy honyouwed of x3 youw >_> Gwace, +xDD And OwO hewe uWu in ^.^ sight of ^w^ Wome, to >_< Satuwnyinye, +^w^ King ÚwÚ and commandew of UwU ouw x3 commonweaw, +uWu The uWu wide OwO wowwd's Empewow, UwU do UwU I consecrate +OwO My uWu swowd, x3 my >_< chawiot, ÚwÚ and x3 my pwisonyews, +Presents weww ÚwÚ wowthy OwO Wome's >_> impewious wowd; +Receive them >w< then, x3 the UwU twibute :3 that UwU I owe, +Mine x3 honyouw's ^.^ ensigns ^.^ humbwed uWu at >w< thy xDD feet. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Thanks, x3 nyobwe >w< Titus, >w< fathew of x3 my life. +How OwO pwoud UwU I ^w^ am of uWu thee ÚwÚ and of >w< thy ^.^ gifts +ÚwÚ Wome UwU shaww UwU wecowd; ÚwÚ and when UwU I UwU do x3 fowget +uWu The least of these unspeakabwe UwU desewts, +uWu Womans, x3 fowget x3 youw uWu feawty to x3 me. +TITUS. :33 [To TAMORA] >_> Nyow, UwU madam, OwO awe xDD you ÚwÚ pwisonyew to >w< an >_> empewow; +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that fow x3 youw honour ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< state +Will use xDD you ;;w;; nyobwy ÚwÚ and x3 youw fowwowews. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :3 [Aside] ^-^ A xDD goodwy UwU wady, :33 twust OwO me; of x3 the :33 hue +:33 That UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU choose, :3 wewe UwU I to choose ^w^ anyew.- +Clear up, >w< faiw :3 Queen, :3 that cwoudy :3 countenyance; +;;w;; Though chance of >w< waw hath ;;w;; wwought ÚwÚ this change of cheew, +^.^ Thou UwU com'st nyot to be UwU made :3 a ^w^ scown uWu in ^w^ Wome- +>_< Pwincewy UwU shaww be >w< thy :3 usage every >_> way. +xDD West on x3 my word, ÚwÚ and wet nyot ;;w;; discontent +ÚwÚ Daunt aww x3 youw :33 hopes. uWu Madam, ^.^ he UwU comfowts xDD you +UwU Can >_< make xDD you :33 gweatew than x3 the xDD Queen of uWu Goths. +Wavinyia, xDD you OwO awe nyot xDD dispweas'd with :3 this? +;;w;; WAVINyIA. ÚwÚ Nyot I, x3 my uWu wowd, sith true >_> nyobiwity +x3 Wawwants these wowds uWu in princely uWu couwtesy. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Thanks, x3 sweet Lavinia. uWu Womans, wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. +Wansomwess OwO hewe ^.^ we uWu set UwU ouw OwO pwisonyews >w< fwee. +ÚwÚ Pwocwaim UwU ouw honours, wowds, with >_< twump ÚwÚ and dwum. +[Flourish] +BASSIANyUS. Lord >w< Titus, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, ÚwÚ this >_< maid >_> is ^w^ minye. +^w^ [Seizing UwU WAVINyIA] +TITUS. How, sir! ^w^ Awe xDD you uWu in xDD eawnyest >w< then, x3 my xDD wowd? +BASSIANyUS. Ay, x3 nyobwe >w< Titus, ÚwÚ and :3 wesowv'd withal +;;w;; To UwU do mysewf ÚwÚ this reason ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wight. +OwO MAWCUS. >_< Suum xDD cuique >_> is UwU ouw Roman :3 justice: +This >_> pwince uWu in justice seizeth >_> but :33 his own. +WUCIUS. xDD And :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww ÚwÚ and UwU shaww, >_> if ^.^ Wucius wive. +TITUS. Twaitows, avaunt! Whewe >_> is x3 the uWu Empewow's guawd? +Tweason, x3 my wowd- ;;w;; Wavinyia >_> is surpris'd! +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :33 Suwpwis'd! ^-^ By >w< whom? +BASSIANyUS. ^-^ By ^.^ him :3 that >_< justwy OwO may +ÚwÚ Beaw :33 his ^w^ betwoth'd from aww x3 the wowwd xDD away. +Exeunt xDD BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and >_> MAWCUS with OwO WAVINyIA +MUTIUS. x3 Bwothews, OwO hewp to :33 convey her >w< hence away, +xDD And with x3 my xDD swowd I'll >_< keep ÚwÚ this doow ^w^ safe. +Exeunt LUCIUS, QUINTUS, ÚwÚ and :33 MAWTIUS +TITUS. ÚwÚ Fowwow, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< soon ;;w;; bwing her back. +MUTIUS. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you pass nyot hewe. +TITUS. What, viwwain ^.^ boy! +ÚwÚ Baw'st ;;w;; me x3 my uWu way uWu in >w< Wome? +MUTIUS. Hewp, ^w^ Wucius, :33 hewp! +TITUS :33 kiwws ^.^ him. ^w^ Duwing x3 the fway, UwU exeunt >w< SATUWNyINyUS, +uWu TAMOWA, UwU DEMETWIUS, ÚwÚ CHIWON, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AAWON + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ Wucius + +WUCIUS. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you OwO awe xDD unjust, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe than so: +^w^ In >w< wwongfuw ^-^ quawwew xDD you uWu have :3 swain x3 youw OwO son. +TITUS. x3 Nyow xDD thou nor ^.^ he OwO awe xDD any xDD sons of minye; +OwO My xDD sons ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew UwU so x3 dishonyouw x3 me. + +^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ awoft x3 the EMPEROR +with :3 TAMOWA ÚwÚ and her >w< two ^-^ Sons, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AAWON x3 the Moor + +x3 Twaitow, restore ;;w;; Wavinyia to x3 the ÚwÚ Empewow. +WUCIUS. ^.^ Dead, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww; >_> but nyot to be :33 his :3 wife, +:33 That >_> is another's ÚwÚ wawfuw pwomis'd love. uWu Exit +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :3 Nyo, >w< Titus, ^.^ nyo; x3 the >_> Empewow >_< nyeeds her >_> nyot, +x3 Nyow hew, nor ÚwÚ thee, nor xDD any of >w< thy :3 stock. +I'll :33 twust ^.^ by leisure ^.^ him :3 that :3 mocks ;;w;; me once; +uWu Thee ;;w;; nyevew, nor >w< thy ^-^ twaitowous ^.^ haughty sons, +Confederates aww OwO thus to x3 dishonyouw x3 me. +Was there >_< nyonye >_> ewse uWu in ÚwÚ Wome to >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ stawe +OwO But Satuwnyinye? Full weww, Andronicus, +;;w;; Agwee these >_< deeds with :3 that OwO pwoud bwag of ^.^ thinye +:33 That saidst UwU I begg'd x3 the empire uWu at >w< thy ^w^ hands. +TITUS. x3 O UwU monstwous! >_> What >_> wepwoachfuw wowds OwO awe xDD these? +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. OwO But OwO go >w< thy x3 ways; x3 go, UwU give :3 that :3 changing ^.^ piece +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ fwouwish'd fow her with :33 his ^-^ swowd. +^-^ A uWu vawiant OwO son-in-waw xDD thou shalt enjoy; +x3 Onye ;;w;; fit to >w< bandy with >w< thy wawwess sons, +;;w;; To ruffle uWu in x3 the >_> commonweawth of xDD Wome. +TITUS. ;;w;; These wowds OwO awe razors to x3 my wounded ;;w;; heawt. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. xDD And OwO thewefowe, lovely :33 Tamowa, xDD Queen of x3 Goths, +^.^ That, ^.^ wike x3 the ÚwÚ statewy >_> Phoebe ^w^ 'mongst her xDD nymphs, +uWu Dost overshine x3 the >_> gawwant'st ÚwÚ dames of ^w^ Wome, +;;w;; If xDD thou be pleas'd with ÚwÚ this x3 my ^.^ sudden ^w^ choice, +UwU Behowd, UwU I choose ÚwÚ thee, :33 Tamowa, fow x3 my bride +xDD And xDD wiww >w< cweate uWu thee ÚwÚ Empewess of xDD Wome. +ÚwÚ Speak, xDD Queen of x3 Goths, dost xDD thou appwaud x3 my ^w^ choice? +xDD And OwO hewe UwU I >_< sweaw ^.^ by aww x3 the Roman :3 gods- +Sith priest ÚwÚ and >w< howy UwU watew OwO awe UwU so near, +xDD And tapews buwn UwU so :3 bwight, ÚwÚ and evewything +^w^ In readiness fow Hymenaeus uWu stand- +UwU I xDD wiww nyot re-salute x3 the ^w^ stweets of ^w^ Wome, +:33 Ow x3 cwimb x3 my pawace, >w< tiww from fowth ÚwÚ this :33 pwace +UwU I lead UwU espous'd x3 my bride :3 awong with x3 me. +TAMORA. xDD And OwO hewe uWu in ^.^ sight of heaven to ÚwÚ Wome UwU I x3 sweaw, +;;w;; If >_< Satuwnyinye advance x3 the xDD Queen of x3 Goths, +:33 She xDD wiww :3 a xDD handmaid be to :33 his desires, +^-^ A >w< woving xDD nyuwse, :3 a mothew to :33 his >_< youth. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Ascend, >w< faiw :3 Queen, UwU Pantheon. ;;w;; Wowds, ;;w;; accompany +uWu Youw x3 nyobwe >_> Empewow ÚwÚ and :33 his lovely :3 bwide, +:3 Sent ^.^ by x3 the heavens fow Prince >_< Satuwnyinye, +>_< Whose ^.^ wisdom hath her :3 fowtunye conquewed; +>_> Thewe UwU shaww ^.^ we :33 consummate UwU ouw xDD spousaw rites. +Exeunt aww >_> but TITUS +TITUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot bid to wait ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this bride. +OwO TITUS, when OwO wewt xDD thou UwU wont to UwU wawk ^-^ awonye, +^.^ Dishonyouwed thus, ÚwÚ and chawwenged of wrongs? + +^.^ We-entew MAWCUS, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ TITUS' SONS, LUCIUS, QUINTUS, ÚwÚ and :33 MAWTIUS + +OwO MAWCUS. x3 O >w< Titus, see, >_< O, >_> see >_> what xDD thou x3 hast uWu donye! +^w^ In :3 a :33 bad ^-^ quawwew :3 swain :3 a virtuous OwO son. +TITUS. :3 Nyo, >_< foowish ;;w;; Twibunye, ^.^ nyo; nyo >_< son of ^-^ minye- +x3 Nyow UwU thou, nor OwO these, :3 confedewates uWu in x3 the ^.^ deed +:33 That hath ^-^ dishonyouwed aww UwU ouw family; +>_> Unwowthy ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and >_< unwowthy sons! +WUCIUS. OwO But wet >_> us UwU give ^.^ him buwiaw, >_< as OwO becomes; +Give >_> Mutius >w< buwiaw with UwU ouw >_< bwethewen. +TITUS. Twaitows, away! >w< He UwU wests nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; tomb. +This ;;w;; monyument five :3 hundwed years hath >_> stood, +>_< Which UwU I uWu have sumptuously re-edified; +:3 Hewe >_< nyonye >_> but ^-^ sowdiews ÚwÚ and OwO Wome's servitors +:33 Wepose uWu in ÚwÚ fame; >_< nyonye xDD basewy :3 swain uWu in bwawws. +^.^ Buwy ^.^ him :3 whewe xDD you ^-^ can, ^.^ he x3 comes nyot hewe. +OwO MAWCUS. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is OwO impiety uWu in OwO you. +OwO My nephew UwU Mutius' >_< deeds UwU do pwead fow him; +>w< He ^w^ must be buried with :33 his >_< bwethewen. +x3 QUINTUS ^w^ & MAWTIUS. xDD And UwU shaww, ow ^.^ him ^.^ we xDD wiww accompany. +TITUS. uWu 'And shaww!' >_> What viwwain UwU was >w< it x3 spake :3 that word? +^w^ QUINTUS. >w< He :3 that ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ vouch >w< it uWu in xDD any :33 pwace >_> but hewe. +TITUS. What, ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ buwy ^.^ him uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ despite? +OwO MAWCUS. :3 Nyo, x3 nyobwe >w< Titus, >_> but entweat of uWu thee +;;w;; To UwU pawdon >_> Mutius ÚwÚ and to ^.^ buwy ^.^ him. +TITUS. Marcus, even xDD thou x3 hast >w< stwuck ;;w;; upon x3 my crest, +xDD And with these >_< boys >_< minye honour xDD thou x3 hast wounded. +OwO My ^-^ foes UwU I UwU do ^-^ wepute xDD you every onye; +^w^ So >_> twoubwe ;;w;; me nyo >_> mowe, >_> but get xDD you ;;w;; gonye. +MAWTIUS. >w< He >_> is nyot with :33 himsewf; wet >_> us uWu withdwaw. +^w^ QUINTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot I, >w< tiww UwU Mutius' bones be buried. +;;w;; [The >_> BWOTHEW ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 SONS ^w^ knyeew] +OwO MAWCUS. UwU Bwothew, fow uWu in :3 that xDD nyame xDD doth ÚwÚ nyatuwe pwead- +^w^ QUINTUS. :3 Fathew, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that xDD nyame xDD doth ÚwÚ nyatuwe speak- +TITUS. ^w^ Speak xDD thou nyo >_> mowe, >_> if aww x3 the xDD west xDD wiww ;;w;; speed. +OwO MAWCUS. UwU Wenyownyed >w< Titus, ^.^ mowe than half x3 my ;;w;; souw- +WUCIUS. >_< Deaw ÚwÚ fathew, :3 souw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ substance of >_> us ;;w;; aww- +OwO MAWCUS. Suffer >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew x3 Mawcus to >_> intew +ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe nephew OwO hewe uWu in viwtue's nest, +:33 That >w< died uWu in honour ÚwÚ and ^.^ Wavinyia's OwO cause. +^.^ Thou awt :3 a UwU Woman- be nyot :3 bawbawous. +uWu The Gweeks ;;w;; upon advice uWu did ^.^ buwy >w< Ajax, +:33 That >_< swew :33 himsewf; ÚwÚ and uWu wise >_< Waewtes' >_< son +Did x3 gwaciouswy pwead fow :33 his funyewaws. +Let nyot xDD young Mutius, >w< then, :3 that UwU was >w< thy joy, +^w^ Be baww'd :33 his entrance hewe. +TITUS. ^w^ Wise, Marcus, OwO wise; +uWu The dismal'st day >_> is ÚwÚ this :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ;;w;; saw, +;;w;; To be ^-^ dishonyouwed ^.^ by x3 my xDD sons uWu in Wome! +xDD Weww, ^.^ buwy :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ buwy ;;w;; me x3 the nyext. +^w^ [They put MUTIUS uWu in x3 the UwU tomb] +WUCIUS. >_> Thewe >_< wie >w< thy xDD bonyes, x3 sweet Mutius, with >w< thy OwO fwiends, +Tiww ^.^ we with >_< twophies UwU do ^.^ adown >w< thy ;;w;; tomb. +uWu AWW. UwU [Knyeewing] No x3 man x3 shed tears fow x3 nyobwe uWu Mutius; +>w< He ;;w;; wives uWu in fame :3 that >w< died uWu in viwtue's OwO cause. +OwO MAWCUS. OwO My wowd- to :33 step x3 out of these ^-^ dweawy dumps- +How x3 comes >w< it :3 that x3 the >_> subtwe xDD Queen of Goths +Is of :3 a ^.^ sudden OwO thus >w< advanc'd uWu in >w< Wome? +TITUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, Marcus, >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it is- +Whethew ^.^ by xDD device ow no, x3 the heavens ^.^ can tell. +Is ^.^ she >_> nyot, >w< then, beholding to x3 the x3 man +:33 That ^.^ bwought her fow ÚwÚ this xDD high ÚwÚ good turn UwU so ^-^ faw? +OwO MAWCUS. Yes, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ;;w;; nyobwy ^.^ him remunerate. + +>w< Fwouwish. ^.^ We-entew x3 the EMPEROR, :3 TAMOWA +ÚwÚ and her >w< two SONS, with x3 the xDD MOOW, uWu at one door; +uWu at x3 the othew door, xDD BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAVINyIA, with ;;w;; othews + +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. So, ÚwÚ Bassianyus, xDD you uWu have pway'd x3 youw OwO pwize: +^w^ God UwU give xDD you joy, ^w^ siw, of x3 youw OwO gawwant :33 bwide! +BASSIANyUS. xDD And xDD you of >_< youws, x3 my ^.^ wowd! UwU I >_> say nyo >_> mowe, +x3 Nyow ÚwÚ wish nyo >_> wess; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. x3 Twaitow, >_> if ÚwÚ Wome uWu have law ow ^.^ we uWu have x3 powew, +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ faction UwU shaww wepent ÚwÚ this rape. +BASSIANyUS. ^.^ Wape, caww xDD you :33 it, x3 my uWu wowd, to x3 seize x3 my OwO own, +OwO My true OwO betwothed xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and nyow x3 my :33 wife? +OwO But wet x3 the UwU waws of ÚwÚ Wome determine aww; +Meanwhile ^w^ am UwU I >_< possess'd of :3 that >_> is ^w^ minye. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. 'Tis UwU good, sir. >_> You OwO awe xDD vewy showt with us; +OwO But >_> if ^.^ we ^w^ wive we'll be >_< as ^-^ shawp with OwO you. +BASSIANyUS. OwO My uWu wowd, >_> what UwU I uWu have :33 donye, >_< as best UwU I may, +Answer UwU I ;;w;; must, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww UwU do with x3 my life. +Onwy OwO thus much UwU I UwU give x3 youw Gwace to ^w^ knyow: +^-^ By aww x3 the >_> duties :3 that UwU I >_> owe to ^w^ Wome, +This x3 nyobwe gentweman, Lord Titus UwU hewe, +Is uWu in opinyion ÚwÚ and uWu in honour wrong'd, +^.^ That, uWu in x3 the OwO wescue of Wavinyia, +With :33 his UwU own uWu hand uWu did slay :33 his xDD youngest x3 son, +^w^ In ^.^ zeaw to UwU you, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; highwy x3 mov'd to >_> wwath +;;w;; To be contwoww'd uWu in :3 that ^.^ he fwankwy x3 gave. +Receive ^.^ him xDD then to favour, >_< Satuwnyinye, +:33 That hath express'd >_< himsewf uWu in aww :33 his >_< deeds +^-^ A >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 fwiend to uWu thee ÚwÚ and xDD Wome. +TITUS. Prince ÚwÚ Bassianyus, OwO weave to pwead x3 my >_> deeds. +'Tis xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 that uWu have ^-^ dishonyouwed x3 me. +ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD wighteous heavens be x3 my OwO judge +How UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd ÚwÚ and honyouwed x3 Satuwnyinye! +TAMORA. OwO My ÚwÚ wowthy uWu wowd, >_> if OwO evew Tamora +^.^ Wewe >_> gwacious uWu in UwU those princely eyes of xDD thinye, +UwU Then hear ;;w;; me speak xDD indiffewentwy fow aww; +xDD And uWu at x3 my ^.^ suit, sweet, UwU pawdon >_> what >_> is past. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. What, madam! be ^-^ dishonyouwed openly, +xDD And xDD basewy put >w< it x3 up ^-^ without revenge? +TAMORA. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my wowd; x3 the gods of ÚwÚ Wome xDD fowfend +UwU I >_> shouwd be ÚwÚ authow to x3 dishonyouw you! +OwO But on >_< minye honour dawe UwU I undewtake +For ÚwÚ good Lord Titus' innyocence uWu in all, +>_< Whose UwU fuwy nyot dissembled xDD speaks :33 his gwiefs. +UwU Then uWu at x3 my >_> suit wook x3 gwaciouswy on him; +>_< Wose nyot UwU so x3 nyobwe :3 a :33 fwiend on :33 vain >w< suppose, +x3 Nyow with :3 souw :33 wooks UwU affwict :33 his ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; heawt. +^-^ [Aside to >_> SATUWNyINyUS] OwO My uWu wowd, be wuw'd ^.^ by uWu me, +be ^.^ won uWu at last; +uWu Dissembwe aww x3 youw griefs ÚwÚ and ;;w;; discontents. +>_> You OwO awe >_> but x3 nyewwy ^-^ pwanted uWu in x3 youw thwonye; +Lest, >w< then, x3 the >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ and :33 patwicians :3 too, +>_> Upon :3 a >w< just ;;w;; suwvey OwO take Titus' >_> pawt, +xDD And UwU so :33 suppwant xDD you fow ingratitude, +>_< Which ÚwÚ Wome reputes to be :3 a ;;w;; heinyous ^w^ sin, +;;w;; Yiewd uWu at entweats, ÚwÚ and xDD then wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ awonye: +I'll find :3 a day to massacwe them all, +xDD And x3 waze uWu theiw ^w^ faction ÚwÚ and uWu theiw family, +uWu The UwU cwuew >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ twaitowous sons, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_< sued fow x3 my uWu deaw ÚwÚ son's :33 wife; +xDD And >_< make them ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU 'tis to wet :3 a >_< queen +>_> Knyeew uWu in x3 the ^w^ stweets ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg fow xDD gwace uWu in UwU vain.- +^.^ Come, come, x3 sweet OwO Empewow; come, Andwonyicus. +^.^ Take x3 up ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and cheer x3 the >_< heawt +:33 That dies uWu in UwU tempest of >w< thy angry fwown. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Wise, >w< Titus, OwO wise; x3 my Empress hath pwevaiw'd. +TITUS. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty ÚwÚ and hew, x3 my wowd; +;;w;; These wowds, these looks, >_> infuse x3 nyew >w< wife uWu in x3 me. +TAMORA. >w< Titus, UwU I ^w^ am incorporate uWu in ^w^ Wome, +^-^ A Roman nyow adopted happiwy, +xDD And ^w^ must ;;w;; advise x3 the >_> Empewow fow :33 his UwU good. +This day aww quarrels >_> die, Andronicus; +xDD And wet >w< it be >_< minye honyouw, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, +:33 That UwU I uWu have reconcil'd x3 youw ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and OwO you. +For UwU you, Prince ÚwÚ Bassianyus, UwU I uWu have :33 pass'd +OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and promise to x3 the >_> Empewow +:33 That xDD you xDD wiww be ^.^ mowe >_< miwd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twactabwe. +xDD And feaw >_> nyot, lords- ÚwÚ and UwU you, Lavinia. +^-^ By x3 my x3 advice, aww ^.^ humbwed on x3 youw uWu knyees, +>_> You UwU shaww ^w^ ask UwU pawdon of :33 his >_< Majesty. +WUCIUS. We UwU do, ÚwÚ and vow to heaven ÚwÚ and to :33 his >_> Highnyess +:33 That >_> what ^.^ we uWu did UwU was ^.^ miwdwy >_< as ^.^ we xDD might, +UwU Tend'wing UwU ouw OwO sistew's honour ÚwÚ and UwU ouw own. +OwO MAWCUS. :33 That on >_< minye honour OwO hewe UwU do UwU I pwotest. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :33 Away, ÚwÚ and tawk x3 nyot; >_> twoubwe >_> us nyo more. +TAMORA. Nyay, x3 nyay, x3 sweet Empewow, ^.^ we ^w^ must aww be fwiends. +uWu The ;;w;; Twibunye ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 nyephews ^w^ knyeew fow grace. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot be uWu denyied. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu heawt, wook back. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Marcus, fow >w< thy ^w^ sake, ÚwÚ and >w< thy brother's UwU hewe, +xDD And uWu at x3 my lovely Tamora's entweats, +UwU I UwU do :3 wemit these xDD young men's ;;w;; heinyous x3 fauwts. +;;w;; Stand :33 up. +Wavinyia, ^w^ though xDD you left ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a UwU chuww, +UwU I >_> found :3 a fwiend; ÚwÚ and >_< suwe >_< as :33 death UwU I >w< swowe +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ pawt :3 a >w< bachewow from x3 the pwiest. +^.^ Come, >_> if x3 the uWu Empewow's court ^.^ can >_> feast >w< two bwides, +>_> You OwO awe x3 my :3 guest, Wavinyia, ÚwÚ and x3 youw fwiends. +This day UwU shaww be :3 a :3 wuv-day, Tamora. +TITUS. >_< To-mowwow, ÚwÚ and >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty +;;w;; To OwO hunt x3 the ;;w;; panthew ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU hawt with uWu me, +With >_> hown ÚwÚ and ^.^ hound we'll UwU give x3 youw Gwace OwO bonjouw. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Be >w< it >_> so, >w< Titus, ÚwÚ and OwO gwamewcy UwU too. +:33 Exeunt. 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Now cwimbeth Tamora Olympus' ÚwÚ top, +^.^ Safe x3 out of Fowtunye's shot, ÚwÚ and >_> sits awoft, +^.^ Secuwe of ^w^ thundew's UwU cwack ow lightning OwO fwash, +ÚwÚ Advanc'd :33 abuv pawe OwO envy's threat'ning reach. +;;w;; As when x3 the golden sun sawutes x3 the ^-^ mown, +^.^ And, xDD having gilt x3 the xDD ocean with :33 his ;;w;; beams, +:33 Gawwops x3 the ÚwÚ zodiac uWu in :33 his gwistenying :33 coach +xDD And uvwwooks x3 the >_< highest-peewing ;;w;; hiwws, +^w^ So Tamora. +>_> Upon her wit xDD doth ÚwÚ eawthwy honour x3 wait, +xDD And viwtue ^w^ stoops ÚwÚ and trembles uWu at her fwown. +Then, ÚwÚ Aawon, awm >w< thy >_< heawt ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fit >w< thy >_< thoughts +;;w;; To ^-^ mount ÚwÚ awoft with >w< thy ÚwÚ impewiaw ^-^ mistwess, +xDD And ^-^ mount her ^w^ pitch ÚwÚ whom xDD thou uWu in twiumph wong. +Hast ÚwÚ pwisonyew x3 hewd, fett'wed uWu in :3 amowous >_> chains, +xDD And fastew bound to >_> Aawon's OwO chawming eyes +Than >_> is Prometheus tied to UwU Caucasus. +UwU Away with :33 swavish UwU weeds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sewviwe thoughts! +UwU I xDD wiww be uWu bwight ÚwÚ and shine uWu in uWu peaww ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowd, +;;w;; To wait ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this nyew-made emperess. +;;w;; To x3 wait, uWu said >_< I? ;;w;; To >_< wanton with ÚwÚ this queen, +This xDD goddess, ÚwÚ this >w< Semiwamis, ÚwÚ this nymph, +This siren :3 that xDD wiww >_> chawm OwO Wome's >_< Satuwnyinye, +xDD And >_> see :33 his :33 shipwweck ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< commonweaw's. +ÚwÚ Huwwo! >_> what x3 stowm >_> is :3 this? + +Entew ^w^ CHIWON ÚwÚ and UwU DEMETWIUS, :33 bwaving + +DEMETRIUS. Chiwon, >w< thy years wants ^w^ wit, >w< thy :33 wits wants UwU edge +xDD And :3 mannyews, to intwude :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am UwU gwac'd, +xDD And may, fow ^.^ aught xDD thou knowest, affected >w< be. +>w< CHIWON. UwU Demetwius, xDD thou dost xDD uvw-ween uWu in aww; +xDD And UwU so uWu in uWu this, to UwU beaw ;;w;; me down with >w< bwaves. +'Tis nyot x3 the ^.^ diffewence of :3 a xDD yeaw ow >w< two +:3 Makes ;;w;; me less >_> gwacious ow uWu thee ^.^ mowe OwO fowtunyate: +UwU I ^w^ am >_< as able ÚwÚ and >_< as ;;w;; fit >_< as xDD thou +;;w;; To serve ÚwÚ and to OwO desewve x3 my >_< mistwess' >w< gwace; +xDD And :3 that x3 my xDD swowd ;;w;; upon uWu thee UwU shaww ^.^ appwuv, +xDD And pwead x3 my passions fow ^.^ Wavinyia's love. +^.^ AAWON. :3 [Aside] uWu Cwubs, clubs! ;;w;; These ^w^ wuvws xDD wiww nyot >_< keep x3 the +peace. +DEMETRIUS. Why, ^-^ boy, awthough UwU ouw :33 mothew, OwO unyadvis'd, +Gave xDD you :3 a UwU dancing rapier ^.^ by x3 youw side, +^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so despewate grown to >_< thweat x3 youw friends? +Go >w< to; uWu have x3 youw UwU wath glued within x3 youw :3 sheath +Tiww xDD you ^.^ knyow xDD bettew >w< how to handle :3 it. +>w< CHIWON. Meanwhile, ^w^ siw, with x3 the xDD wittwe :3 skiww UwU I have, +Full weww shalt xDD thou >_> pewceive >w< how much UwU I OwO dawe. +DEMETRIUS. Ay, ^-^ boy, gwow OwO ye UwU so brave? ^w^ [They draw] +^.^ AAWON. [Coming forward] Why, >w< how now, lords! +^w^ So nyeaw x3 the uWu Empewow's ^w^ pawace dawe OwO ye dwaw +xDD And ÚwÚ maintain xDD such :3 a ^-^ quawwew openly? +Full weww UwU I uWu wot x3 the x3 gwound of aww ÚwÚ this OwO gwudge: +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow :3 a miwwion of gowd +uWu The cause :3 wewe ÚwÚ knyown to them >w< it UwU most concerns; +x3 Nyow ^.^ wouwd x3 youw x3 nyobwe mothew fow much ^.^ mowe +^w^ Be UwU so ^-^ dishonyouwed uWu in x3 the court of xDD Wome. +For UwU shame, put :33 up. +DEMETRIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot I, >w< tiww UwU I uWu have sheath'd +OwO My rapier uWu in :33 his x3 bosom, ÚwÚ and withal +Thrust UwU those >_> wepwoachfuw uWu speeches down :33 his ^w^ thwoat +:33 That ^.^ he hath >w< bweath'd uWu in x3 my x3 dishonyouw hewe. +>w< CHIWON. For :3 that UwU I ^w^ am pwepaw'd ÚwÚ and full wesowv'd, +>w< Fouw-spoken xDD cowawd, :3 that ^-^ thund'west with >w< thy ;;w;; tongue, +xDD And with >w< thy :33 weapon >_< nyothing ^w^ daw'st >_< pewfowm. +^.^ AAWON. :33 Away, UwU I ;;w;; say! +>_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the gods :3 that warlike Goths :33 adowe, +This OwO pwetty brabble xDD wiww undo >_> us all. +Why, wowds, ÚwÚ and think xDD you nyot >w< how uWu dangewous +^.^ It >_> is to jet ;;w;; upon :3 a UwU pwince's right? +What, >_> is ;;w;; Wavinyia xDD then :33 become UwU so UwU woose, +:33 Ow OwO Bassianyus UwU so ^w^ degenyewate, +:33 That fow her wuv xDD such quarrels OwO may be xDD bwoach'd +Without controlment, justice, ow revenge? +Young wowds, bewawe; >w< an >_> shouwd x3 the Empress ^.^ knyow +This discord's ground, x3 the uWu music ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ pwease. +>w< CHIWON. UwU I :3 cawe >_> nyot, I, UwU knyew ^.^ she ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd: +UwU I wuv ;;w;; Wavinyia ^.^ mowe than aww x3 the wowwd. +DEMETRIUS. Youngling, :3 weawn xDD thou to >_< make x3 some >w< meanyew uWu choice: +^-^ Wavinya >_> is ^.^ thinye :33 ewdew brother's ^-^ hope. +^.^ AAWON. Why, OwO awe OwO ye mad, ow ^.^ knyow OwO ye nyot uWu in ÚwÚ Wome +How ÚwÚ fuwious ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impatient ;;w;; they be, +xDD And ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook ^.^ competitows uWu in love? +UwU I tell UwU you, wowds, xDD you UwU do >_> but :3 pwot x3 youw >w< deaths +^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu device. +>w< CHIWON. ÚwÚ Aawon, :3 a thousand >w< deaths +Wouwd UwU I UwU pwopose to ;;w;; achieve her ÚwÚ whom UwU I love. +^.^ AAWON. ;;w;; To ;;w;; achieve xDD hew- ÚwÚ how? +DEMETRIUS. Why xDD mak'st xDD thou >w< it UwU so >w< stwange? +:33 She >_> is :3 a ^w^ woman, >_< thewefowe OwO may be OwO woo'd; +:33 She >_> is :3 a ^w^ woman, >_< thewefowe OwO may be ^w^ won; +:33 She >_> is Wavinyia, >_< thewefowe ^w^ must be >_> wov'd. +What, ;;w;; man! ^.^ mowe UwU watew uWu gwideth ^.^ by x3 the >_> miww +Than ^-^ wots x3 the x3 miwwew OwO of; ÚwÚ and ^w^ easy >w< it >_> is +Of :3 a :3 cut ^-^ woaf to ^.^ steaw :3 a x3 shive, ^.^ we :33 knyow. +;;w;; Though OwO Bassianyus be x3 the uWu Empewow's brother, +uWu Bettew than ^.^ he uWu have wown Vuwcan's ^.^ badge. +^.^ AAWON. :3 [Aside] Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as uWu Satuwnyinyus may. +DEMETRIUS. UwU Then >w< why >_> shouwd ^.^ he despair :3 that xDD knyows to court >w< it +With wowds, >w< faiw looks, ÚwÚ and xDD wibewawity? +What, x3 hast nyot xDD thou full often >w< stwuck :3 a ^w^ doe, +xDD And :3 bownye her ;;w;; cweanwy ^.^ by x3 the keepew's xDD nyose? +^.^ AAWON. Why, >w< then, >w< it ;;w;; seems x3 some xDD cewtain snatch ow UwU so +Wouwd serve x3 youw tuwns. +>w< CHIWON. Ay, UwU so x3 the turn :3 wewe ^w^ sewved. +DEMETRIUS. ÚwÚ Aawon, xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; hit :3 it. +^.^ AAWON. Wouwd xDD you xDD had ;;w;; hit >w< it ;;w;; too! +UwU Then >_> shouwd nyot ^.^ we be ^.^ tiw'd with ÚwÚ this ado. +Why, x3 hawk :3 ye, x3 hawk ;;w;; ye! ÚwÚ and OwO awe xDD you xDD such foows +;;w;; To square fow :3 this? Wouwd >w< it ^-^ offend UwU you, >w< then, +:33 That both >_> shouwd :33 speed? +>w< CHIWON. Faith, nyot x3 me. +DEMETRIUS. x3 Nyow uWu me, UwU so UwU I :3 wewe onye. +^.^ AAWON. For UwU shame, be OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and ^w^ join fow :3 that xDD you ^-^ jaw. +'Tis UwU powicy ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwatagem ^w^ must UwU do +:33 That xDD you >_< affect; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ must xDD you wesowve +:33 That >_> what xDD you ;;w;; cannyot >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd xDD achieve, +>_> You ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce x3 accompwish >_< as xDD you may. +^.^ Take ÚwÚ this of ;;w;; me: UwU Wucwece UwU was nyot ^.^ mowe >w< chaste +Than ÚwÚ this Wavinyia, :3 Bassianyus' love. +^-^ A speediew course than x3 wing'wing wanguishment +:3 Must ^.^ we pursue, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have >_> found x3 the ;;w;; path. +OwO My wowds, :3 a solemn :33 hunting >_> is uWu in xDD hand; +>_> Thewe xDD wiww x3 the lovely Roman ^.^ wadies >w< twoop; +uWu The >_< fowest >w< wawks OwO awe uWu wide ÚwÚ and >_< spacious, +xDD And UwU many xDD unfwequented plots there OwO awe +>w< Fitted ^.^ by uWu kind fow xDD wape ÚwÚ and x3 viwwainy. +Single xDD you uWu thithew xDD then ÚwÚ this UwU dainty ^w^ doe, +xDD And strike her ^.^ home ^.^ by force >_> if nyot ^.^ by ÚwÚ wowds. +This :3 way, ow nyot uWu at all, stand xDD you uWu in ^-^ hope. +^.^ Come, come, UwU ouw >w< Empwess, with her uWu sacwed wit +;;w;; To xDD viwwainy ÚwÚ and UwU vengeance xDD consecwate, +Will ^.^ we >w< acquaint with aww >_> what ^.^ we OwO intend; +xDD And ^.^ she UwU shaww file UwU ouw ^-^ enginyes with advice +:33 That xDD wiww nyot suffew xDD you to square ^w^ youwsewves, +OwO But to x3 youw uWu wishes' height advance xDD you xDD both. +uWu The uWu Empewow's court >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; house of uWu Fame, +uWu The ^w^ pawace full of tongues, of ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and ears; +uWu The :33 woods OwO awe >_< wuthwess, :3 dweadfuw, deaf, ÚwÚ and duww. +>_> Thewe speak ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwike, >_< bwave boys, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 youw turns; +>_> Thewe serve x3 youw x3 wust, ÚwÚ shadowed from heaven's >_< eye, +xDD And ^w^ wevew uWu in ^.^ Wavinyia's treasury. +>w< CHIWON. x3 Thy counsew, lad, >_< smewws of nyo >_> cowawdice. +DEMETRIUS. xDD Sit ;;w;; fas xDD aut UwU nyefas, >w< tiww UwU I find x3 the stweam +;;w;; To :3 coow ÚwÚ this ^.^ heat, :3 a >_> chawm to ÚwÚ cawm these fits, +OwO Pew Styga, x3 pew xDD manyes vehor. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A >_< fowest nyeaw ÚwÚ Wome + +Entew TITUS ANDRONICUS, ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< thwee sons, LUCIUS, QUINTUS, >w< MAWTIUS, +x3 making :3 a noise with >_< hounds ÚwÚ and :3 howns; ÚwÚ and >_> MAWCUS + +TITUS. uWu The OwO hunt >_> is up, x3 the ;;w;; mown >_> is uWu bwight ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwey, +uWu The fields OwO awe fragrant, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 woods OwO awe x3 gween. +xDD Uncoupwe UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us >_< make :3 a bay, +xDD And wake x3 the >_> Empewow ÚwÚ and :33 his lovely :3 bwide, +xDD And wouse x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and OwO wing :3 a >_< huntew's x3 peaw, +:33 That aww x3 the court OwO may echo with x3 the noise. +^-^ Sons, wet >w< it be x3 youw charge, >_< as >w< it >_> is >_> ouws, +;;w;; To >_< attend x3 the uWu Empewow's ÚwÚ pewson uWu cawefuwwy. +UwU I uWu have :33 been troubled uWu in x3 my :33 sweep ÚwÚ this night, +OwO But dawning day x3 nyew uWu comfowt hath ^-^ inspiw'd. + +:3 Hewe :3 a cwy of uWu hounds, ÚwÚ and wind >w< howns uWu in :3 a peal. +UwU Then enter >w< SATUWNyINyUS, uWu TAMOWA, xDD BASSIANyUS ^.^ WAVINyIA, +ÚwÚ CHIWON, UwU DEMETWIUS, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^.^ attendants +xDD Many ÚwÚ good ^.^ mowwows to x3 youw Majesty! +uWu Madam, to xDD you >_< as UwU many ÚwÚ and >_< as >w< good! +UwU I promised x3 youw Gwace :3 a >_< huntew's peal. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. xDD And xDD you uWu have wung >w< it :3 wustiwy, x3 my lords- +xDD Somewhat ^w^ too early fow new-married wadies. +BASSIANyUS. Wavinyia, >w< how >_> say you? +;;w;; WAVINyIA. UwU I >_> say ^.^ nyo; +UwU I uWu have :33 been >_< bwoad awake >w< two >_> houws ÚwÚ and more. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :3 Come on >w< then, UwU howse ÚwÚ and chariots wet >_> us have, +xDD And to UwU ouw ;;w;; spowt. :33 [To TAMORA] uWu Madam, nyow UwU shaww OwO ye >_> see +Our Roman ^-^ hunting. +OwO MAWCUS. UwU I uWu have xDD dogs, x3 my uWu wowd, +Will wouse x3 the OwO pwoudest ;;w;; panthew uWu in x3 the uWu chase, +xDD And x3 cwimb x3 the ÚwÚ highest ^w^ pwomontowy >_> top. +TITUS. xDD And UwU I uWu have UwU howse xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow :3 whewe x3 the game +:3 Makes :3 way, ÚwÚ and >w< wun ^.^ wike x3 swawwows ^-^ o'ew x3 the plain. +DEMETRIUS. Chiwon, ^.^ we OwO hunt >_> nyot, :33 we, with UwU howse nor uWu hound, +OwO But UwU hope to pluck :3 a UwU dainty UwU doe to :33 gwound. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A wonyewy ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest + +Entew ^-^ AAWON ^-^ awonye, with :3 a ^-^ bag of gowd + +^.^ AAWON. >w< He :3 that xDD had wit ^.^ wouwd think :3 that UwU I xDD had nyonye, +;;w;; To ^.^ buwy UwU so much gowd :33 undew :3 a twee +xDD And >_< nyevew ÚwÚ aftew to x3 inhewit :3 it. +Let ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ thinks of ;;w;; me UwU so xDD abjectwy +xDD Knyow :3 that ÚwÚ this gowd ^w^ must ^-^ coin :3 a uWu stwatagem, +>_< Which, >_> cunnyingwy ^.^ effected, xDD wiww x3 beget +^-^ A xDD vewy :3 excewwent ^.^ piece of x3 viwwainy. +xDD And UwU so wepose, x3 sweet ^.^ gowd, fow uWu theiw xDD unwest +OwO [Hides x3 the gold] +:33 That uWu have uWu theiw :3 awms x3 out of x3 the Empress' chest. + +Entew :3 TAMOWA ^-^ awonye, to x3 the Moor + +TAMORA. OwO My lovely ÚwÚ Aawon, ^-^ whewefowe wook'st xDD thou >_> sad +x3 When evewything does >_< make :3 a >w< gweefuw >_< boast? +uWu The xDD biwds ^w^ chant x3 mewody on every bush; +uWu The snakes >_< wie UwU wowwed uWu in x3 the cheerful sun; +uWu The green >w< weaves ^-^ quivew with x3 the coowing wind +xDD And >_< make :3 a chequew'd :3 shadow on x3 the ^.^ gwound; +;;w;; Undew uWu theiw x3 sweet shade, ÚwÚ Aawon, wet >_> us ^.^ sit, +xDD And OwO whiwe x3 the x3 babbwing echo :3 mocks x3 the uWu hounds, +OwO Wepwying shrilly to x3 the UwU weww-tun'd UwU howns, +;;w;; As >_> if :3 a :3 doubwe OwO hunt :3 wewe heard uWu at ^w^ once, +Let >_> us sit down ÚwÚ and mark uWu theiw yewwowing noise; +^.^ And- ÚwÚ aftew OwO confwict xDD such >_< as UwU was ^-^ suppos'd +uWu The >w< wand'wing >_> pwince ÚwÚ and ^w^ Dido >_> once enjoyed, +x3 When with :3 a ^w^ happy x3 stowm ;;w;; they :3 wewe suwpwis'd, +xDD And >_> cuwtain'd with :3 a counsew-keeping cave- +We may, >_< each :3 wweathed uWu in x3 the ;;w;; othew's awms, +Our ^w^ pastimes :33 donye, possess :3 a golden >_> swumbew, +Whiwes >_< hounds ÚwÚ and >w< howns ÚwÚ and x3 sweet melodious xDD biwds +^w^ Be >w< unto >_> us >_< as >_> is :3 a nurse's ÚwÚ song +Of :3 wuwwaby to ;;w;; bwing her >w< babe asleep. +^.^ AAWON. uWu Madam, ^w^ though :3 Venyus >_< guvwn x3 youw desires, +x3 Satuwn >_> is x3 dominyatow uvw ^w^ minye. +>_> What OwO signyifies x3 my deadwy-standing >_< eye, +OwO My :3 siwence ÚwÚ and x3 my cwoudy UwU mewanchowy, +OwO My fweece of :3 woowwy >_< haiw :3 that nyow uncuwws +Even >_< as >w< an >_> addew when ^.^ she xDD doth unwoww +;;w;; To UwU do x3 some uWu fataw ^w^ execution? +:3 Nyo, UwU madam, these OwO awe nyo ^w^ venyeweaw signs. +>_< Vengeance >_> is uWu in x3 my uWu heawt, :33 death uWu in x3 my uWu hand, +Blood ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge OwO awe uWu hammewing uWu in x3 my >_> head. +Hawk, :33 Tamowa, x3 the x3 empwess of x3 my x3 souw, +>_< Which >_< nyevew hopes ^.^ mowe heaven than UwU wests uWu in ;;w;; thee- +This >_> is x3 the day of >_< doom fow ;;w;; Bassianyus; +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ Phiwomew ^w^ must wose her >_> tongue uWu to-day, +x3 Thy xDD sons >_< make pillage of her >_> chastity, +xDD And >_< wash uWu theiw ^.^ hands uWu in :3 Bassianyus' blood. +OwO Seest xDD thou ÚwÚ this wettew? ^.^ Take >w< it up, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And UwU give x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ this uWu fataw-pwotted ÚwÚ scwoww. +Now ;;w;; question ;;w;; me nyo mowe; ^.^ we OwO awe :33 espied. +:3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a parcel of UwU ouw hopeful >w< booty, +>_< Which dweads nyot yet uWu theiw lives' ^.^ destwuction. + +Entew xDD BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and OwO WAVINyIA + +TAMORA. xDD Ah, x3 my x3 sweet uWu Moow, ^w^ sweetew to ;;w;; me than wife! +^.^ AAWON. No >_> mowe, great ^-^ Empwess: OwO Bassianyus ^w^ comes. +^w^ Be OwO cwoss with him; ÚwÚ and I'll OwO go :3 fetch >w< thy xDD sons +;;w;; To back >w< thy quarrels, whatsoe'er ;;w;; they >w< be. uWu Exit +BASSIANyUS. Who uWu have ^.^ we hewe? OwO Wome's royal Emperess, +Unfuwnyish'd of her weww-beseeming troop? +:33 Ow >_> is >w< it OwO Dian, UwU habited ^.^ wike hew, +Who hath ^-^ abandonyed her >w< howy ^.^ gwuvs +;;w;; To >_> see x3 the general :33 hunting uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< fowest? +TAMORA. OwO Saucy ;;w;; contwowwew of x3 my >_> pwivate :3 steps! +xDD Had UwU I x3 the pow'w :3 that x3 some >_> say uWu Dian :33 had, +x3 Thy ^.^ tempwes >_> shouwd be ^-^ pwanted presently +With UwU howns, >_< as UwU was ;;w;; Actaeon's; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< hounds +Should UwU dwive ;;w;; upon >w< thy nyew-twansfowmed limbs, +>w< Unmannyewwy x3 intwudew >_< as xDD thou art! +;;w;; WAVINyIA. ;;w;; Undew x3 youw patience, ^-^ gentwe Emperess, +'Tis xDD thought xDD you uWu have :3 a xDD goodwy ^w^ gift uWu in horning, +xDD And to be xDD doubted :3 that x3 youw Moor ÚwÚ and xDD you +^w^ Awe singwed fowth to >_> twy >w< thy >w< expewiments. +Juv OwO shiewd x3 youw :33 husband from :33 his >_< hounds to-day! +'Tis pity ;;w;; they >_> shouwd OwO take ^.^ him fow :3 a ÚwÚ stag. +BASSIANyUS. :3 Bewieve uWu me, :3 Queen, x3 youw swarth Cimmewian +^-^ Doth >_< make x3 youw honour of :33 his body's >_< hue, +>_< Spotted, xDD detested, ÚwÚ and abominable. +Why OwO awe xDD you sequest'red from aww x3 youw twain, +>_< Dismounted from x3 youw snow-white xDD goodwy >w< steed, +xDD And ^-^ wand'wed ÚwÚ hithew to >w< an uWu obscuwe >_> pwot, +>_> Accompanyied >_> but with :3 a barbarous uWu Moow, +;;w;; If fouw ^.^ desiwe xDD had nyot :3 conducted you? +;;w;; WAVINyIA. ^.^ And, ^.^ being ^-^ intewcepted uWu in x3 youw sport, +UwU Gweat reason :3 that x3 my x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd be :33 wated +For ^.^ saucinyess. UwU I pray xDD you wet >_> us hence, +xDD And wet her joy her xDD waven-cowouwed love; +This :3 vawwey ^w^ fits x3 the OwO puwpose passing well. +BASSIANyUS. uWu The ^w^ King x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ nyotice of UwU this. +;;w;; WAVINyIA. Ay, fow these slips uWu have UwU made ^.^ him noted wong. +^-^ Good OwO king, to be UwU so >w< mightiwy ;;w;; abused! +TAMORA. Why, UwU I uWu have uWu patience to OwO enduwe aww UwU this. + +Entew ^w^ CHIWON ÚwÚ and :3 DEMETWIUS + +DEMETRIUS. How now, uWu deaw sovereign, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_> gwacious mothew! +Why xDD doth x3 youw >_> Highnyess wook UwU so pawe ÚwÚ and uWu wan? +TAMORA. :3 Have UwU I nyot weason, think UwU you, to wook pale? +;;w;; These >w< two uWu have >_> 'ticed ;;w;; me ÚwÚ hithew to ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. +^-^ A ^-^ bawwen :3 detested vale xDD you >_> see >w< it ^w^ is: +uWu The trees, ^w^ though summer, yet ^.^ fowwown ÚwÚ and lean, +>_< Ovewcome with OwO moss ÚwÚ and xDD bawefuw >w< mistwetoe; +:3 Hewe >_< nyevew uWu shinyes x3 the sun; OwO hewe >_< nyothing breeds, +OwO Unwess x3 the xDD nyightwy owl ow uWu fataw raven. +xDD And when ;;w;; they ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ;;w;; abhowwed pit, +^-^ They told uWu me, UwU hewe, uWu at >_< dead time of x3 the night, +^-^ A thousand UwU fiends, :3 a thousand OwO hissing snyakes, +uWu Ten thousand xDD swewwing toads, >_< as UwU many >w< uwchins, +Wouwd >_< make xDD such x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ and ^-^ confused x3 cwies +;;w;; As xDD any >w< mowtaw >w< body hearing >w< it +Should ^w^ stwaight faww ^-^ mad ow >_> ewse ^-^ die ÚwÚ suddenwy. +No :33 soonyew xDD had ;;w;; they told ÚwÚ this hewwish xDD tawe +OwO But ^w^ stwaight ;;w;; they told ;;w;; me ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd bind ;;w;; me OwO hewe +uWu Unto x3 the >w< body of :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw OwO yew, +xDD And OwO weave ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this >w< misewabwe death. +xDD And xDD then ;;w;; they ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me fouw aduwtewess, +Lascivious OwO Goth, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the bittewest terms +:33 That OwO evew ear uWu did hear to xDD such :33 effect; +xDD And xDD had xDD you nyot ^.^ by wondwous :3 fowtunye come, +This UwU vengeance on ;;w;; me xDD had ;;w;; they ^-^ executed. +xDD Wevenge :33 it, >_< as xDD you wuv x3 youw ;;w;; mothew's :3 wife, +:33 Ow be OwO ye nyot henceforth ^w^ caww'd x3 my >_< chiwdwen. +DEMETRIUS. This >_> is :3 a >_> witnyess :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy OwO son. +[Stabs :33 BASSIANyUS] +>w< CHIWON. xDD And ÚwÚ this fow uWu me, >w< stwuck ^.^ home to x3 show x3 my :33 stwength. +[Also stabs] +;;w;; WAVINyIA. Ay, come, Semiramis- x3 nyay, barbarous :33 Tamowa, +For nyo xDD nyame ^w^ fits >w< thy ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> but >w< thy :33 own! +TAMORA. Give ;;w;; me x3 the poniard; xDD you UwU shaww knyow, x3 my boys, +uWu Youw ;;w;; mothew's uWu hand UwU shaww >w< wight x3 youw ;;w;; mothew's wrong. +DEMETRIUS. Stay, UwU madam, OwO hewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ^-^ bewongs to >w< hew; +First ^w^ thwash x3 the corn, xDD then ÚwÚ aftew buwn x3 the stwaw. +This uWu minyion :33 stood ;;w;; upon her >_> chastity, +>_> Upon her >w< nyuptiaw ^w^ vow, her OwO woyawty, +xDD And with :3 that painted UwU hope >_> bwaves x3 youw OwO mightinyess; +xDD And UwU shaww ^.^ she carry ÚwÚ this >w< unto her gwave? +>w< CHIWON. ^-^ An >_> if ^.^ she UwU do, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >w< an :33 eunyuch. +Drag >w< hence her :33 husband to x3 some secret :3 howe, +xDD And >_< make :33 his >_< dead UwU twunk pillow to UwU ouw xDD wust. +TAMORA. OwO But when OwO ye uWu have x3 the honey ^.^ we >_> desiwe, +Let nyot ÚwÚ this uWu wasp :3 outwive, >_> us both to uWu sting. +>w< CHIWON. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, UwU madam, ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make :3 that >_> suwe. +^.^ Come, ^-^ mistwess, nyow ^.^ pewfowce ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ enjoy +:33 That nyice-pwesewved honesty of x3 youws. +;;w;; WAVINyIA. x3 O Tamora! xDD thou beawest :3 a xDD woman's ÚwÚ face- +TAMORA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear her speak; OwO away with >_> hew! +;;w;; WAVINyIA. ÚwÚ Sweet wowds, entweat her hear ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a OwO wowd. +DEMETRIUS. uWu Wisten, >w< faiw :3 madam: wet >w< it be x3 youw :3 gwowy +;;w;; To >_> see her teaws; >_> but be x3 youw >_< heawt to them +;;w;; As unrelenting OwO fwint to ^.^ dwops of >_< wain. +;;w;; WAVINyIA. x3 When uWu did x3 the ;;w;; tigew's xDD young ^-^ onyes >_< teach x3 the dam? +>_< O, UwU do nyot :3 weawn her UwU wwath- ^.^ she ÚwÚ taught >w< it ÚwÚ thee; +uWu The milk xDD thou OwO suck'dst from her uWu did turn to ;;w;; mawbwe, +Even uWu at >w< thy :33 teat xDD thou >w< hadst >w< thy tywanny. +ÚwÚ Yet every mothew breeds nyot xDD sons OwO awike: +:33 [To CHIRON] Do xDD thou entweat her x3 show :3 a xDD woman's >_> pity. +>w< CHIWON. What, wouldst xDD thou uWu have ;;w;; me ^-^ pwuv mysewf :3 a bastawd? +;;w;; WAVINyIA. 'Tis ^-^ twue, x3 the >_> waven xDD doth nyot x3 hatch :3 a lark. +ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I heawd- >_< O, couwd UwU I find >w< it nyow!- +uWu The wion, x3 mov'd with pity, uWu did OwO enduwe +;;w;; To uWu have :33 his princely ÚwÚ paws x3 paw'd aww xDD away. +;;w;; Some >_> say :3 that wavens foster ^.^ fowwown chiwdwen, +uWu The whiwst uWu theiw UwU own xDD biwds :33 famish uWu in uWu theiw nests; +>_< O, be to uWu me, ^w^ though >w< thy x3 hawd >_< heawt >_> say no, +Nyothing UwU so ;;w;; kind, >_> but ^-^ something OwO pitifuw! +TAMORA. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what >w< it uWu means; OwO away with >_> hew! +;;w;; WAVINyIA. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me >_< teach uWu thee! For x3 my father's ^w^ sake, +:33 That uWu gave uWu thee >w< wife when weww ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have :3 swain ÚwÚ thee, +^w^ Be nyot UwU obduwate, open >w< thy deaf ears. +TAMORA. UwU Hadst xDD thou uWu in ÚwÚ pewson ^w^ nye'ew uWu offended uWu me, +Even fow :33 his ÚwÚ sake ^w^ am UwU I pitiwess. +OwO Wemembew, boys, UwU I :3 pouw'd fowth tears uWu in :33 vain +;;w;; To :3 save x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew from x3 the >_> sacwifice; +OwO But >_< fiewce Andwonyicus ^.^ wouwd nyot wewent. +Therefore OwO away with hew, ÚwÚ and use her >_< as xDD you :33 wiww; +uWu The xDD wowse to her x3 the xDD bettew :3 wov'd of x3 me. +;;w;; WAVINyIA. x3 O :33 Tamowa, be ^w^ caww'd :3 a ^-^ gentwe queen, +xDD And with ^.^ thinye UwU own ^.^ hands OwO kiww ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwace! +For UwU 'tis nyot >w< wife :3 that UwU I uWu have begg'd UwU so xDD wong; +OwO Poow UwU I UwU was :3 swain when OwO Bassianyus ÚwÚ died. +TAMORA. >_> What ÚwÚ beg'st UwU thou, ^w^ then? ^w^ Fond ^w^ woman, wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. +;;w;; WAVINyIA. 'Tis xDD pwesent :33 death UwU I :33 beg; ÚwÚ and one ^.^ thing >_> mowe, +:33 That UwU womanhood denyies x3 my >_> tongue to tell: +>_< O, >_< keep ;;w;; me from uWu theiw xDD wowse than UwU kiwwing x3 wust, +xDD And tumble ;;w;; me x3 into x3 some woathsome pit, +Whewe >_< nyevew :33 man's ^w^ eye OwO may behowd x3 my >w< body; +Do uWu this, ÚwÚ and be :3 a x3 chawitabwe murderer. +TAMORA. ^w^ So >_> shouwd UwU I rob x3 my x3 sweet xDD sons of uWu theiw >w< fee; +:3 Nyo, wet them satisfy uWu theiw lust on thee. +DEMETRIUS. >_> Away! fow xDD thou x3 hast OwO stay'd >_> us OwO hewe ^w^ too wong. +;;w;; WAVINyIA. No UwU gwace? nyo womanhood? xDD Ah, OwO beastwy x3 cweatuwe, +uWu The uWu bwot ÚwÚ and ;;w;; enyemy to UwU ouw general xDD nyame! +>w< Confusion ;;w;; faww- +>w< CHIWON. Nyay, xDD then I'll ÚwÚ stop x3 youw xDD mouth. Bring xDD thou her husband. +This >_> is x3 the x3 howe :3 whewe :3 Aawon bid >_> us hide ^.^ him. + +:3 DEMETWIUS ^w^ thwows x3 the >w< body +of xDD BASSIANyUS x3 into x3 the ^-^ pit; xDD then UwU exeunt +:3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, dwagging x3 off OwO WAVINyIA + +TAMORA. UwU Faweweww, x3 my sons; >_> see :3 that xDD you >_< make her >_> suwe. +Nye'ew wet x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ knyow ^.^ mewwy cheer ÚwÚ indeed +Tiww aww x3 the Andronici be UwU made xDD away. +Now xDD wiww UwU I >w< hence to >_> seek x3 my lovely uWu Moow, +xDD And wet x3 my ^-^ spweenfuw xDD sons ÚwÚ this twuww deflower. uWu Exit + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ AAWON, with >w< two +of ^.^ TITUS' sons, x3 QUINTUS ÚwÚ and :33 MAWTIUS + +^.^ AAWON. :3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my wowds, x3 the xDD bettew :33 foot befowe; +UwU Stwaight xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; bwing xDD you to x3 the woathsome pit +Whewe UwU I ;;w;; espied x3 the ;;w;; panthew ÚwÚ fast asleep. +^w^ QUINTUS. OwO My ^.^ sight >_> is xDD vewy xDD duww, whate'er >w< it >_< bodes. +MAWTIUS. xDD And >_> minye, UwU I promise uWu you; :3 wewe >w< it nyot fow UwU shame, +Weww couwd UwU I OwO weave UwU ouw spowt to :33 sweep OwO awhiwe. +^.^ [Fawws x3 into x3 the >w< pit] +^w^ QUINTUS. What, awt xDD thou ;;w;; fawwen? >_> What >_> subtwe x3 howe >_> is uWu this, +>_< Whose xDD mouth >_> is covered with ^-^ wude-gwowing bwiews, +>_> Upon x3 whose >w< weaves OwO awe ^.^ dwops of nyew-shed :3 bwood +;;w;; As >w< fwesh >_< as mownying :33 dew uWu distiww'd on ^.^ fwowews? +^-^ A xDD vewy uWu fataw :33 pwace >w< it ;;w;; seems to x3 me. +ÚwÚ Speak, brother, x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ huwt uWu thee with x3 the :3 faww? +MAWTIUS. x3 O brother, with x3 the dismal'st :33 object ÚwÚ huwt +:33 That OwO evew ^w^ eye with ^.^ sight UwU made >_< heawt wament! +^.^ AAWON. :3 [Aside] Now xDD wiww UwU I :3 fetch x3 the ^w^ King to find them UwU hewe, +:33 That ^.^ he theweby OwO may uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ wikewy guess +How these :3 wewe ;;w;; they :3 that UwU made OwO away :33 his ^-^ bwothew. uWu Exit +MAWTIUS. Why dost nyot uWu comfowt uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO hewp ;;w;; me x3 out +Fwom ÚwÚ this unhallow'd ÚwÚ and blood-stained howe? +^w^ QUINTUS. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwpwised with >w< an >_< uncouth x3 feaw; +^-^ A chilling UwU sweat o'er-runs x3 my uWu twembwing ^.^ joints; +OwO My >_< heawt x3 suspects ^.^ mowe than >_< minye ^w^ eye ^.^ can ^-^ see. +MAWTIUS. ;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv xDD thou x3 hast :3 a true >_> divinying uWu heawt, +:3 Aawon ÚwÚ and xDD thou wook down x3 into ÚwÚ this ^.^ den, +xDD And >_> see :3 a x3 feawfuw ^.^ sight of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and death. +^w^ QUINTUS. :3 Aawon >_> is >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and x3 my compassionate >_< heawt +Will nyot >_< pewmit >_< minye eyes >_> once to behowd +uWu The ^.^ thing ^.^ wheweat >w< it trembles ^.^ by surmise; +>_< O, tell ;;w;; me who >w< it ;;w;; is, fow ^w^ nye'ew >w< tiww nyow +Was UwU I :3 a chiwd to feaw UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what. +MAWTIUS. Lord OwO Bassianyus wies xDD beway'd uWu in bwood, +All on :3 a >w< heap, ^.^ wike to :3 a swaughtewed lamb, +^w^ In ÚwÚ this xDD detested, >_> dawk, xDD bwood-dwinking OwO pit. +^w^ QUINTUS. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> dawk, >w< how dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis uWu he? +MAWTIUS. >_> Upon :33 his bwoody finger ^.^ he xDD doth ^-^ weaw +^-^ A >_< pwecious OwO wing :3 that lightens aww ÚwÚ this :3 howe, +>_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD tapew uWu in x3 some ;;w;; monyument, +^-^ Doth shine ;;w;; upon x3 the >_< dead :33 man's uWu eawthy cheeks, +xDD And >_< shows x3 the ^-^ wagged entwaiws of ÚwÚ this ^-^ pit; +^w^ So pawe uWu did shine x3 the ;;w;; moon on uWu Pywamus +x3 When ^.^ he ^.^ by >w< nyight uWu way >w< bath'd uWu in >_< maiden blood. +x3 O brother, OwO hewp ;;w;; me with >w< thy xDD fainting :33 hand- +;;w;; If feaw hath UwU made uWu thee :33 faint, >_< as ;;w;; me >w< it >_> hath- +UwU Out of ÚwÚ this UwU feww ^.^ devouwing ^-^ weceptacwe, +;;w;; As hateful >_< as ;;w;; Cocytus' ^w^ misty xDD mouth. +^w^ QUINTUS. ^.^ Weach ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, :3 that UwU I OwO may OwO hewp uWu thee ^.^ out, +:3 Ow, ^-^ wanting ÚwÚ stwength to UwU do uWu thee UwU so much UwU good, +UwU I OwO may be ^w^ pwuck'd x3 into x3 the swallowing womb +Of ÚwÚ this >_> deep pit, poor :3 Bassianyus' x3 gwave. +UwU I uWu have nyo ÚwÚ stwength to pluck uWu thee to x3 the :33 bwink. +MAWTIUS. x3 Nyow UwU I nyo ÚwÚ stwength to x3 cwimb ^-^ without >w< thy ;;w;; hewp. +^w^ QUINTUS. x3 Thy uWu hand >_> once mowe; UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; woose OwO again, +Tiww xDD thou awt OwO hewe awoft, ow UwU I below. +^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot come to me- UwU I come to thee. ^.^ [Fawws in] + +Entew x3 the EMPEROR ÚwÚ and ^-^ AAWON x3 the Moor + +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ;;w;; Awong with me! I'll >_> see >_> what x3 howe >_> is UwU hewe, +xDD And >_> what ^.^ he >_> is :3 that nyow >_> is uWu weapt x3 into :3 it. +Say, who awt xDD thou :3 that :3 watewy :33 didst descend +^.^ Into ÚwÚ this :33 gaping OwO howwow of x3 the ^w^ eawth? +MAWTIUS. uWu The xDD unhappy xDD sons of ;;w;; owd Andronicus, +Bwought ÚwÚ hithew uWu in :3 a UwU most unlucky ^-^ houw, +;;w;; To find >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew OwO Bassianyus uWu dead. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ dead! UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou dost >_> but OwO jest: +>w< He ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu wady both OwO awe uWu at x3 the uWu wodge +>_> Upon x3 the ^.^ nyowth x3 side of ÚwÚ this >_> pweasant ^-^ chase; +'Tis nyot >w< an >_> houw xDD since UwU I left them :33 thewe. +MAWTIUS. We ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe xDD you left them aww ^.^ awive; +But, x3 out ^.^ awas! OwO hewe uWu have ^.^ we >_> found ^.^ him uWu dead. + +^.^ We-entew uWu TAMOWA, with +>w< attendants; TITUS ^-^ ANDWONyICUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ Wucius + +TAMORA. Whewe >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >_> King? +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Here, >_> Tamowa; ^w^ though >w< gwiev'd with UwU kiwwing ÚwÚ gwief. +TAMORA. Whewe >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew >w< Bassianyus? +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Now to x3 the :3 bottom dost xDD thou ^-^ seawch x3 my ^-^ wound; +OwO Poow OwO Bassianyus OwO hewe wies OwO muwdewed. +TAMORA. UwU Then aww ^w^ too wate UwU I ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this uWu fataw ;;w;; wwit, +uWu The complot of ÚwÚ this timewess :3 twagedy; +xDD And wonder OwO gweatwy :3 that :33 man's OwO face ^.^ can ^w^ fowd +^w^ In pweasing ^-^ smiwes xDD such murderous tywanny. +x3 [She giveth ;;w;; SATUWNyINyE :3 a >_> wettew] +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. [Weads] >_< 'An >_> if ^.^ we ;;w;; miss to :3 meet ^.^ him handsomely, +ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ huntsman- OwO Bassianyus UwU 'tis ^.^ we >_< mean- +Do xDD thou UwU so much >_< as dig x3 the :3 gwave fow ^.^ him. +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU ouw meanying. Wook fow >w< thy wewawd +>_> Among x3 the UwU nyettwes uWu at x3 the >w< ewdew-twee +>_< Which >_< uvwshades x3 the xDD mouth of :3 that same pit +Whewe ^.^ we xDD decweed to ^.^ buwy ;;w;; Bassianyus. +Do uWu this, ÚwÚ and puwchase >_> us >w< thy :3 wasting ;;w;; fwiends.' +x3 O Tamora! UwU was OwO evew heard x3 the ^.^ wike? +This >_> is x3 the pit ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 the elder-tree. +x3 Wook, sirs, >_> if xDD you ^.^ can find x3 the >w< huntsman x3 out +:33 That >_> shouwd uWu have murdered OwO Bassianyus hewe. +^.^ AAWON. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the ^-^ bag of ;;w;; gowd. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :33 [To ÚwÚ TITUS] Two of >w< thy UwU whewps, UwU feww x3 cuws of bwoody +;;w;; kind, +:3 Have OwO hewe >_> beweft x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew of :33 his life. +uWu Siws, drag them from x3 the pit >w< unto x3 the prison; +>_> Thewe wet them bide ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ we uWu have :3 devis'd +;;w;; Some :33 nyevew-heawd-of :33 towtuwing :33 pain fow OwO them. +TAMORA. What, OwO awe ;;w;; they uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ pit? x3 O wondwous x3 thing! +How easily murder >_> is >_> discuvwed! +TITUS. xDD High Empewow, ;;w;; upon x3 my feebwe knyee +UwU I ÚwÚ beg ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ boon, with tears nyot >w< wightwy shed, +:33 That ÚwÚ this UwU feww ;;w;; fauwt of x3 my ^w^ accuwsed ^.^ sons- +>w< Accuwsed >_> if x3 the ;;w;; fauwt be ^.^ pwov'd uWu in OwO them- +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ;;w;; If >w< it be xDD pwov'd! >_> You >_> see >w< it >_> is >_> appawent. +Who >_> found ÚwÚ this wettew? :33 Tamowa, UwU was >w< it you? +TAMORA. Andwonyicus >_< himsewf uWu did OwO take >w< it :33 up. +TITUS. UwU I ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, yet wet ;;w;; me be uWu theiw bail; +For, ^.^ by x3 my >_> fathews' reverend ;;w;; tomb, UwU I vow +^-^ They UwU shaww be ready uWu at x3 youw Highness' xDD wiww +;;w;; To answew uWu theiw >_> suspicion with uWu theiw ^.^ wives. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot xDD baiw OwO them; >_> see xDD thou ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. +;;w;; Some ;;w;; bwing x3 the murdered ;;w;; body, x3 some x3 the ;;w;; muwdewews; +Let them nyot speak :3 a word- x3 the guilt >_> is plain; +For, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, :3 wewe there xDD wowse >w< end than UwU death, +:33 That >w< end ;;w;; upon them >_> shouwd be ^-^ executed. +TAMORA. Andronicus, UwU I xDD wiww entweat x3 the ;;w;; King. +Fear nyot >w< thy sons; ;;w;; they UwU shaww UwU do weww enyough. +TITUS. ^.^ Come, ^w^ Wucius, >_< come; xDD stay nyot to tawk with OwO them. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest + +Entew x3 the Empress' sons, :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, with ^.^ WAVINyIA, +her ^.^ hands :3 cut ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and her >_> tongue :3 cut ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and UwU wavish'd + +DEMETRIUS. So, nyow OwO go uWu teww, >w< an >_> if >w< thy >_> tongue ^.^ can :3 speak, +Who uWu 'twas :3 that :3 cut >w< thy >_> tongue ÚwÚ and UwU wavish'd thee. +>w< CHIWON. :3 Wwite down >w< thy UwU mind, OwO bewway >w< thy meaning >_> so, +^-^ An >_> if >w< thy ÚwÚ stumps xDD wiww wet uWu thee :33 pway x3 the OwO scwibe. +DEMETRIUS. xDD See >w< how with signs ÚwÚ and UwU tokens ^.^ she ^.^ can ÚwÚ scwoww. +>w< CHIWON. Go ^.^ home, caww fow x3 sweet >_< watew, >_< wash >w< thy ^w^ hands. +DEMETRIUS. :33 She hath nyo >_> tongue to >_> caww, nor ^.^ hands to wash; +xDD And UwU so >_> wet's OwO weave her to her silent wawks. +>w< CHIWON. ^-^ An >w< 'twewe x3 my >_< cause, UwU I >_> shouwd OwO go ^w^ hang :3 mysewf. +DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst ^.^ hands to OwO hewp uWu thee >w< knyit x3 the cowd. +Exeunt :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ CHIWON + +uWu Wind ^.^ howns. Entew MAWCUS, from :33 hunting + +OwO MAWCUS. Who >_> is :33 this?- x3 my UwU nyiece, :3 that fwies OwO away UwU so fast? +Cousin, :3 a wowd: :3 whewe >_> is x3 youw OwO husband? +;;w;; If UwU I UwU do x3 dweam, ^.^ wouwd aww x3 my weawth ^.^ wouwd wake me! +;;w;; If UwU I UwU do x3 wake, x3 some planet strike ;;w;; me ;;w;; down, +:33 That UwU I OwO may >_> swumbew >w< an xDD etewnyaw UwU sweep! +ÚwÚ Speak, ^-^ gentwe niece. >_> What xDD stewn x3 ungentwe ^.^ hands +>_< Hath wopp'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ hew'd, ÚwÚ and UwU made >w< thy >w< body OwO bawe +Of her >w< two >w< bwanches- UwU those x3 sweet ownyaments +>_< Whose circling ^-^ shadows >w< kings uWu have >_< sought to :33 sweep x3 in, +xDD And ^w^ might nyot ^.^ gain UwU so great :3 a happinyess +;;w;; As half >w< thy love? Why dost nyot speak to me? +ÚwÚ Awas, :3 a >_< cwimson river of wawm bwood, +Wike to :3 a ;;w;; bubbwing ^w^ fountain stirr'd with ;;w;; wind, +^-^ Doth rise ÚwÚ and faww ^-^ between >w< thy UwU wosed :3 wips, +OwO Coming ÚwÚ and x3 going with >w< thy honey >_< bweath. +OwO But >_< suwe x3 some >w< Teweus hath deflowered ÚwÚ thee, +^.^ And, xDD west xDD thou shouwdst detect :3 him, :3 cut >w< thy :33 tongue. +xDD Ah, nyow xDD thou turn'st OwO away >w< thy OwO face fow x3 shame! +xDD And :3 nyotwithstanding aww ÚwÚ this ^-^ woss of blood- +;;w;; As from :3 a >_> conduit with >w< thwee issuing ;;w;; spouts- +ÚwÚ Yet UwU do >w< thy >_> cheeks wook red >_< as Titan's OwO face +;;w;; Bwushing to be encount'wed with :3 a ÚwÚ cwoud. +Shall UwU I speak fow thee? Shall UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis so? +>_< O, :3 that UwU I UwU knyew >w< thy uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and UwU knyew x3 the ^.^ beast, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ might waiw uWu at ^.^ him to ^w^ ease x3 my ÚwÚ mind! +OwO Sowwow concealed, ^.^ wike >w< an oven >_> stopp'd, +^-^ Doth buwn x3 the >_< heawt to cinders :3 whewe >w< it >w< is. +Faiw UwU Phiwomew, >w< why ^.^ she >_> but wost her ;;w;; tongue, +xDD And uWu in :3 a tedious ;;w;; sampwew >_< sew'd her xDD mind; +But, lovely UwU nyiece, :3 that >_> mean >_> is :3 cut from thee. +^-^ A craftier Teweus, OwO cousin, x3 hast xDD thou :3 met, +xDD And ^.^ he hath :3 cut UwU those OwO pwetty x3 fingews x3 off +:33 That couwd uWu have xDD bettew >_< sew'd than UwU Phiwomew. +>_< O, xDD had x3 the monstew :3 seen UwU those ;;w;; wiwy ^.^ hands +Twembwe ^.^ wike OwO aspen >w< weaves ;;w;; upon :3 a ^-^ wute +xDD And >_< make x3 the siwken xDD stwings delight to :3 kiss ÚwÚ them, +>w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD then uWu have touch'd them fow :33 his wife! +:33 Ow xDD had ^.^ he heard x3 the ^-^ heavenwy ;;w;; hawmony +>_< Which :3 that x3 sweet >_> tongue hath made, +>w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have ÚwÚ dwopp'd :33 his ^-^ knyife, ÚwÚ and UwU feww ^-^ asweep, +;;w;; As Cerberus uWu at x3 the x3 Thwacian x3 poet's xDD feet. +^.^ Come, wet >_> us x3 go, ÚwÚ and >_< make >w< thy >w< fathew ÚwÚ bwind, +For xDD such :3 a ^.^ sight xDD wiww ^w^ bwind :3 a father's >_< eye; +x3 Onye hour's x3 stowm xDD wiww x3 dwown x3 the ^-^ fwagwant ^.^ meads, +>_> What xDD wiww whole ^w^ months of tears >w< thy father's uWu eyes? +Do nyot dwaw back, fow ^.^ we xDD wiww mouwn with ÚwÚ thee; +>_< O, couwd UwU ouw >w< mouwnying case >w< thy ^-^ misewy! Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew x3 the uWu JUDGES, ÚwÚ TWIBUNyES, ÚwÚ and SENyATOWS, with ^.^ TITUS' >w< two xDD sons +:33 MAWTIUS ÚwÚ and x3 QUINTUS xDD bound, passing on x3 the stage to x3 the :33 pwace of execution, +ÚwÚ and TITUS x3 going x3 befowe, xDD pweading + +TITUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, :3 gwave ÚwÚ fathews; x3 nyobwe Twibunyes, ^-^ stay! +For pity of >_< minye age, x3 whose :33 youth UwU was xDD spent +^w^ In uWu dangewous UwU waws whiwst xDD you secuwewy >_> swept; +For aww x3 my :3 bwood uWu in OwO Wome's great ^-^ quawwew shed, +For aww x3 the fwosty :33 nyights :3 that UwU I uWu have >w< watch'd, +xDD And fow these UwU bittew ^-^ teaws, which nyow xDD you >_> see +Filling x3 the ^-^ aged ^.^ wwinkwes uWu in x3 my cheeks, +^w^ Be ^w^ pitifuw to x3 my condemnyed sons, +>_< Whose >w< souws OwO awe nyot cowwupted >_< as UwU 'tis thought. +For >w< two ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty xDD sons UwU I >_< nyevew ;;w;; wept, +>_< Because ;;w;; they >w< died uWu in x3 honyouw's wofty :3 bed. +[ANDRONICUS wieth ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and x3 the judges +pass ^.^ by ^.^ him with x3 the pwisonyews, ÚwÚ and >w< exeunt] +For OwO these, Twibunyes, uWu in x3 the x3 dust UwU I >w< wwite +OwO My heart's >_> deep :33 wanguow ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 souw's >_> sad >w< teaws. +Let x3 my tears >_< stanch x3 the :33 eawth's xDD dwy x3 appetite; +OwO My >w< sons' x3 sweet :3 bwood xDD wiww >_< make >w< it ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and x3 bwush. +x3 O earth, UwU I xDD wiww >_< befwiend uWu thee ^.^ mowe with xDD wain +:33 That UwU shaww :33 distiw from these >w< two UwU ancient urns, +Than youthfuw ;;w;; Apwiw UwU shaww with aww :33 his show'ws. +^w^ In :33 summew's dwought I'll >_< dwop ;;w;; upon uWu thee stiww; +^w^ In winter with wawm tears I'll :3 mewt x3 the >w< snyow +xDD And >_< keep xDD etewnyaw spring-time on >w< thy >w< face, +^w^ So xDD thou refuse to ÚwÚ dwink x3 my uWu deaw >w< sons' blood. + +Entew ^.^ Wucius with :33 his :33 weapon drawn + +x3 O reverend UwU Twibunyes! x3 O ^-^ gentwe ^-^ aged :3 men! +ÚwÚ Unbind x3 my sons, >_< wevewse x3 the >_< doom of UwU death, +xDD And wet ;;w;; me say, :3 that >_< nyevew :33 wept x3 befowe, +OwO My tears OwO awe nyow prevailing ^w^ owatows. +WUCIUS. x3 O x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, xDD you wament uWu in OwO vain; +uWu The ÚwÚ Twibunyes hear xDD you >_> nyot, nyo x3 man >_> is UwU by, +xDD And xDD you ^w^ wecount x3 youw ^w^ sowwows to :3 a uWu stonye. +TITUS. xDD Ah, ^w^ Wucius, fow >w< thy bwothews wet ;;w;; me uWu pwead! +Gwave Twibunyes, >_> once ^.^ mowe UwU I entweat of OwO you. +WUCIUS. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, nyo twibunye x3 heaws xDD you >_< speak. +TITUS. Why, UwU 'tis nyo >w< mattew, ^w^ man: >_> if ;;w;; they uWu did heaw, +^-^ They ^.^ wouwd nyot mark OwO me; >_> if ;;w;; they uWu did >_> mawk, +^-^ They ^.^ wouwd nyot pity OwO me; yet pwead UwU I ;;w;; must, +xDD And bootwess >w< unto OwO them. +Therefore UwU I tell x3 my ^w^ sowwows to x3 the ;;w;; stonyes; +Who ^w^ though ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot answew x3 my UwU distwess, +ÚwÚ Yet uWu in x3 some ;;w;; sowt ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD bettew than x3 the Twibunyes, +For :3 that ;;w;; they xDD wiww nyot uWu intewcept x3 my ^-^ tawe. +x3 When UwU I UwU do >_> weep, ;;w;; they x3 humbwy uWu at x3 my ;;w;; feet +Receive x3 my ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and xDD seem to xDD weep with OwO me; +xDD And :3 wewe ;;w;; they >_> but uWu attiwed uWu in :3 gwave ÚwÚ weeds, +ÚwÚ Wome couwd UwU affowd nyo tribunes ^.^ wike to :3 these. +^-^ A stone >_> is soft >_< as UwU wax: tribunes ^.^ mowe x3 hawd than ÚwÚ stonyes. +^-^ A stone >_> is silent ÚwÚ and ^.^ offendeth >_> nyot, +xDD And tribunes with uWu theiw tongues >_< doom ;;w;; men to death. +>_> [Wises] +OwO But ^-^ whewefowe OwO stand'st xDD thou with >w< thy :33 weapon xDD dwawn? +WUCIUS. ;;w;; To OwO wescue x3 my >w< two bwothews from uWu theiw ÚwÚ death; +For which x3 attempt x3 the judges uWu have ^-^ pwonyounc'd +OwO My everlasting >_< doom of >_> banyishment. +TITUS. x3 O ^w^ happy ;;w;; man! ;;w;; they uWu have >_< befwiended thee. +Why, >_< foowish ^w^ Wucius, dost xDD thou nyot >_> pewceive +:33 That ÚwÚ Wome >_> is >_> but :3 a wiwdewnyess of :33 tigews? +Tigews ^w^ must ^.^ pwey, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wome affowds nyo prey +OwO But ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and minye; >w< how ^w^ happy awt xDD thou xDD then +Fwom these devourers to be uWu banyished! +OwO But who x3 comes with UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew x3 Mawcus hewe? + +Entew >_> MAWCUS with OwO WAVINyIA + +OwO MAWCUS. >w< Titus, >_> pwepawe >w< thy ^-^ aged eyes to >_> weep, +:33 Ow >_> if nyot >_> so, >w< thy x3 nyobwe >_< heawt to *cuddles you* bweak. +UwU I ;;w;; bwing >w< consuming sorrow to ^.^ thinye age. +TITUS. Will >w< it ^-^ consume me? Let ;;w;; me >_> see >w< it UwU then. +OwO MAWCUS. This UwU was >w< thy >w< daughtew. +TITUS. Why, Marcus, UwU so ^.^ she >w< is. +WUCIUS. uWu Ay me! ÚwÚ this :33 object :33 kiwws x3 me. +TITUS. :3 Faint-heawted ^-^ boy, ^.^ awise, ÚwÚ and wook ;;w;; upon her. +ÚwÚ Speak, Wavinyia, >_> what ^w^ accuwsed uWu hand +>_< Hath UwU made uWu thee handwess uWu in >w< thy father's sight? +>_> What >w< foow hath >_< added UwU watew to x3 the :33 sea, +:33 Ow ^.^ bwought :3 a ;;w;; fagot to bwight-buwnying >w< Twoy? +OwO My grief UwU was uWu at x3 the height >w< befowe xDD thou ÚwÚ cam'st, +xDD And nyow ^.^ wike Nyiwus >w< it disdainyeth UwU bounds. +Give ;;w;; me :3 a uWu swowd, I'll chop x3 off x3 my ^.^ hands :3 too, +For ;;w;; they uWu have ÚwÚ fought fow ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and aww uWu in OwO vain; +xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have nurs'd ÚwÚ this woe uWu in feeding :33 wife; +^w^ In bootwess :3 pwayew uWu have ;;w;; they :33 been hewd up, +xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have sewv'd ;;w;; me to effectless ÚwÚ use. +Now aww x3 the OwO sewvice UwU I xDD wequiwe of them +Is :3 that x3 the one xDD wiww OwO hewp to :3 cut x3 the :3 othew. +'Tis weww, Wavinyia, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast nyo hands; +For ^.^ hands to UwU do ÚwÚ Wome OwO sewvice >_> is >_> but OwO vain. +WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Speak, ^-^ gentwe ^-^ sistew, who hath ÚwÚ mawtyw'd thee? +OwO MAWCUS. >_< O, :3 that >_> dewightfuw ;;w;; enginye of her >_< thoughts +:33 That bwabb'd them with xDD such pweasing eloquence +Is :33 town from fowth :3 that OwO pwetty OwO howwow >w< cage, +Whewe ^.^ wike :3 a x3 sweet melodious biwd >w< it sung +ÚwÚ Sweet vawied nyotes, ;;w;; enchanting every :33 eaw! +WUCIUS. >_< O, >_> say xDD thou fow hew, who hath donye ÚwÚ this deed? +OwO MAWCUS. >_< O, OwO thus UwU I >_> found her ÚwÚ stwaying uWu in x3 the OwO pawk, +UwU Seeking to hide herself >_< as xDD doth x3 the >w< deew +:33 That hath weceiv'd x3 some ^w^ unwecuwing wound. +TITUS. ^.^ It UwU was x3 my deaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that wounded her +>_< Hath ÚwÚ huwt ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe than xDD had ^.^ he kill'd ;;w;; me UwU dead; +For nyow UwU I stand >_< as one ;;w;; upon :3 a :33 wock, +Environ'd with :3 a wiwdewnyess of :33 sea, +Who >w< mawks x3 the :3 waxing >_< tide gwow x3 wave ^.^ by wave, +UwU Expecting OwO evew when x3 some envious suwge +Will uWu in :33 his uWu bwinyish bowels swawwow ^.^ him. +This uWu way to :33 death x3 my wwetched xDD sons OwO awe xDD gonye; +:3 Hewe >w< stands x3 my othew x3 son, :3 a banyish'd ^w^ man, +xDD And OwO hewe x3 my brother, weeping uWu at x3 my ^w^ woes. +OwO But :3 that which ;;w;; gives x3 my :3 souw x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest :33 spuwn +Is uWu deaw Wavinyia, ÚwÚ deawew than x3 my ^-^ souw. +xDD Had UwU I >_> but :3 seen >w< thy ^-^ pictuwe uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ pwight, +^.^ It ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_< madded OwO me; >_> what UwU shaww UwU I UwU do +Now UwU I behowd >w< thy lively >w< body so? +^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo ^.^ hands to xDD wipe OwO away >w< thy ^-^ teaws, +x3 Nyow >_> tongue to tell ;;w;; me who hath ÚwÚ mawtyw'd ÚwÚ thee; +x3 Thy :33 husband ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and fow :33 his :33 death +x3 Thy bwothews OwO awe OwO condemn'd, ÚwÚ and >_< dead ^.^ by UwU this. +x3 Wook, Marcus! xDD Ah, >_< son ^w^ Wucius, wook on >_> hew! +x3 When UwU I uWu did xDD nyame her OwO bwothews, xDD then >w< fwesh tears +^w^ Stood on her cheeks, >_< as xDD doth x3 the honey :33 dew +>_> Upon :3 a gath'wed ;;w;; wiwy almost >_< withewed. +OwO MAWCUS. Pewchance ^.^ she ^.^ weeps uWu because ;;w;; they kill'd her xDD husband; +Pewchance uWu because ^.^ she xDD knyows them innocent. +TITUS. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu did OwO kiww >w< thy ^.^ husband, xDD then be joyful, +>_< Because x3 the law hath >_> ta'en xDD wevenge on OwO them. +:3 Nyo, no, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU do UwU so fouw :3 a ^.^ deed; +Witness x3 the sorrow :3 that uWu theiw :3 sistew makes. +^w^ Gentwe Wavinyia, wet ;;w;; me :3 kiss >w< thy :3 wips, +:33 Ow >_< make x3 some xDD sign >w< how UwU I OwO may UwU do uWu thee ^w^ ease. +Shall >w< thy ÚwÚ good :33 uncwe ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Wucius +xDD And xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I sit ;;w;; wound about x3 some :33 fountain, +^w^ Wooking aww ^w^ downwawds to behowd UwU ouw >_> cheeks +How ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 stain'd, ^.^ wike meadows yet nyot xDD dwy +With UwU miwy swime left on them ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ fwood? +xDD And uWu in x3 the ^w^ fountain UwU shaww ^.^ we ÚwÚ gaze UwU so long, +Tiww x3 the >w< fwesh >_> taste be :33 taken from :3 that clearness, +xDD And UwU made :3 a >w< bwinye-pit with UwU ouw UwU bittew teaws? +:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we :3 cut OwO away UwU ouw ^.^ hands ^.^ wike >_< thinye? +:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ bite UwU ouw tongues, ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU dumb >_< shows +ÚwÚ Pass x3 the ^.^ wemaindew of UwU ouw hateful ^-^ days? +>_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ do? Let >_> us :3 that uWu have UwU ouw tongues +>w< Pwot x3 some xDD device of further misery +;;w;; To >_< make >_> us x3 wondew'd uWu at uWu in time to x3 come. +WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ÚwÚ fathew, xDD cease x3 youw teaws; fow uWu at x3 youw grief +xDD See >w< how x3 my wwetched :3 sistew >_< sobs ÚwÚ and ^-^ weeps. +OwO MAWCUS. >w< Patience, uWu deaw niece. ^-^ Good >w< Titus, xDD dwy ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. +TITUS. xDD Ah, Marcus, Marcus! UwU Bwothew, weww UwU I uWu wot +x3 Thy napkin ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ dwink :3 a teaw of >_> minye, +For UwU thou, poor ^w^ man, x3 hast >w< dwown'd >w< it with ^.^ thinye own. +WUCIUS. xDD Ah, x3 my Wavinyia, UwU I xDD wiww xDD wipe >w< thy UwU cheeks. +TITUS. ;;w;; Mawk, Marcus, ÚwÚ mawk! UwU I understand her signs. +xDD Had ^.^ she :3 a >_> tongue to :3 speak, nyow ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she >_> say +:33 That to her ÚwÚ bwothew which UwU I uWu said to >_< thee: +ÚwÚ His nyapkin, with :33 his true tears aww >_< bewet, +UwU Can UwU do nyo OwO sewvice on her :33 sowwowfuw UwU cheeks. +>_< O, >_> what :3 a >_> sympathy of woe >_> is ÚwÚ this +;;w;; As uWu faw from OwO hewp >_< as ;;w;; Wimbo >_> is from uWu bwiss! + +Entew ^-^ AAWON x3 the Moor + +^.^ AAWON. Titus Andronicus, x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >_> Empewow +^-^ Sends uWu thee ÚwÚ this word, :3 that, >_> if xDD thou wuv >w< thy sons, +Let Marcus, ^w^ Wucius, ow ;;w;; thysewf, ;;w;; owd >w< Titus, +:33 Ow xDD any one of UwU you, chop x3 off x3 youw uWu hand +xDD And >_> send >w< it to x3 the ^.^ King: ^.^ he fow x3 the same +Will >_> send uWu thee ÚwÚ hithew both >w< thy xDD sons ^.^ awive, +xDD And :3 that UwU shaww be x3 the wansom fow uWu theiw ^-^ fauwt. +TITUS. x3 O >_> gwacious >w< Empewow! x3 O ^-^ gentwe >_> Aawon! +Did OwO evew >_> waven ^.^ sing UwU so ^.^ wike :3 a lark +:33 That ;;w;; gives x3 sweet UwU tidings of x3 the sun's xDD upwise? +With aww x3 my >_< heawt I'll >_> send x3 the >_> Empewow x3 my >w< hand. +^-^ Good ÚwÚ Aawon, wiwt xDD thou OwO hewp to chop >w< it off? +WUCIUS. Stay, ;;w;; fathew! fow :3 that x3 nyobwe uWu hand of xDD thinye, +:33 That hath :33 thwown down UwU so UwU many UwU enyemies, +Shall nyot be sent. OwO My uWu hand xDD wiww serve x3 the tuwn, +OwO My :33 youth ^.^ can xDD bettew ^-^ spawe x3 my :3 bwood than UwU you, +xDD And >_< thewefowe >_< minye UwU shaww :3 save x3 my ^w^ bwothews' ^.^ wives. +OwO MAWCUS. >_< Which of x3 youw ^.^ hands hath nyot defended ÚwÚ Wome +xDD And x3 weaw'd ÚwÚ awoft x3 the bwoody battle-axe, +OwO Wwiting >w< destwuction on x3 the ÚwÚ enyemy's xDD castwe? +>_< O, >_< nyonye of both >_> but OwO awe of xDD high desert! +OwO My uWu hand hath :33 been >_> but idle; wet >w< it serve +;;w;; To wansom x3 my >w< two x3 nyephews from uWu theiw ÚwÚ death; +UwU Then uWu have UwU I :33 kept >w< it to :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy OwO end. +^.^ AAWON. Nyay, come, agree x3 whose uWu hand UwU shaww OwO go along, +For feaw ;;w;; they ^-^ die >w< befowe uWu theiw UwU pawdon x3 come. +OwO MAWCUS. OwO My uWu hand UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. +WUCIUS. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, >w< it UwU shaww nyot :3 go! +TITUS. uWu Siws, strive nyo mowe; xDD such with'wed >w< hewbs >_< as these +^w^ Awe :3 meet fow ^-^ pwucking up, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^w^ minye. +WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ÚwÚ fathew, >_> if UwU I UwU shaww be xDD thought >w< thy x3 son, +Let ;;w;; me xDD wedeem x3 my bwothews both from death. +OwO MAWCUS. xDD And fow UwU ouw father's ÚwÚ sake ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mothew's care, +Now wet ;;w;; me x3 show :3 a brother's wuv to thee. +TITUS. ;;w;; Agwee ^-^ between uWu you; UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ spawe x3 my >w< hand. +WUCIUS. UwU Then I'll OwO go :3 fetch >w< an :33 axe. +OwO MAWCUS. OwO But UwU I xDD wiww use x3 the :33 axe. +Exeunt :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >_> MAWCUS +TITUS. :3 Come hithew, ÚwÚ Aawon, I'll >w< deceive them both; +uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee ^w^ minye. +^.^ AAWON. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If :3 that be ^w^ caww'd ^-^ deceit, UwU I xDD wiww be OwO honyest, +xDD And >_< nyevew whiwst UwU I ^w^ wive >w< deceive ;;w;; men so; +OwO But I'll >w< deceive xDD you uWu in anyothew sort, +xDD And :3 that you'ww >_> say ere half >w< an >_> houw :3 pass. +[He >w< cuts x3 off ^.^ TITUS' ^-^ hand] + +^.^ We-entew :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >_> MAWCUS + +TITUS. Now xDD stay x3 youw x3 stwife. >_> What UwU shaww be >_> is x3 dispatch'd. +^-^ Good ÚwÚ Aawon, UwU give :33 his ;;w;; Majesty x3 my xDD hand; +Teww ^.^ him >w< it UwU was :3 a uWu hand :3 that :3 wawded ^.^ him +Fwom thousand >_> dangews; bid ^.^ him ^.^ buwy :3 it. +uWu Mowe hath >w< it ^-^ mewited- :3 that wet >w< it :3 have. +;;w;; As fow x3 my sons, >_> say UwU I :33 account of them +;;w;; As :3 jewews >w< puwchas'd uWu at >w< an ^w^ easy price; +xDD And yet uWu deaw :3 too, uWu because UwU I xDD bought >_< minye own. +^.^ AAWON. UwU I x3 go, Andronicus; ÚwÚ and fow >w< thy uWu hand +Wook ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by to uWu have >w< thy xDD sons with thee. +:3 [Aside] ^-^ Theiw heads UwU I x3 mean. >_< O, >w< how ÚwÚ this xDD viwwainy +^-^ Doth :33 fat ;;w;; me with x3 the xDD vewy >_< thoughts of :3 it! +Let foows UwU do UwU good, ÚwÚ and >w< faiw ;;w;; men caww fow >w< gwace: +:3 Aawon xDD wiww uWu have :33 his :3 souw black ^.^ wike :33 his ;;w;; face. uWu Exit +TITUS. >_< O, OwO hewe UwU I lift ÚwÚ this one uWu hand x3 up to ^.^ heaven, +xDD And bow ÚwÚ this feebwe xDD wuin to x3 the ^w^ eawth; +;;w;; If xDD any powew >_> pities wwetched ^-^ teaws, +;;w;; To :3 that UwU I call! :33 [To UwU WAVINyIA] What, xDD wouwd'st xDD thou ^w^ knyeew with me? +UwU Do, >w< then, uWu deaw heawt; fow heaven UwU shaww hear UwU ouw pwayews, +:33 Ow with UwU ouw :3 sighs we'll ;;w;; bweathe x3 the welkin dim +xDD And stain x3 the sun with fog, >_< as ÚwÚ sometime :33 cwouds +x3 When ;;w;; they UwU do hug ^.^ him uWu in uWu theiw mewting x3 bosoms. +OwO MAWCUS. x3 O brother, speak with possibiwity, +xDD And UwU do nyot bweak x3 into these >_> deep extremes. +TITUS. Is nyot x3 my sorrow >w< deep, xDD having nyo UwU bottom? +UwU Then be x3 my passions bottomwess with OwO them. +OwO MAWCUS. OwO But yet wet reason >_< guvwn >w< thy :33 wament. +TITUS. ;;w;; If there :3 wewe reason fow these miseries, +UwU Then x3 into :3 wimits couwd UwU I bind x3 my ^w^ woes. +x3 When heaven xDD doth >_> weep, xDD doth nyot x3 the ^.^ eawth o'ewfwow? +;;w;; If x3 the >_< winds rage, xDD doth nyot x3 the sea OwO wax mad, +Threat'ning x3 the welkin with :33 his big-swol'n ^.^ face? +xDD And wiwt xDD thou uWu have :3 a reason fow ÚwÚ this >_> coiw? +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the sea; x3 hawk >w< how her :3 sighs UwU do >_> bwow. +:33 She >_> is x3 the weeping wewkin, UwU I x3 the ^w^ eawth; +UwU Then ^w^ must x3 my sea be ^-^ muvd with her >_> sighs; +UwU Then ^w^ must x3 my ^.^ eawth with her continyuaw tears +Become :3 a dewuge, overflow'd ÚwÚ and drown'd; +For >w< why x3 my bowels ;;w;; cannyot hide her :33 woes, +OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a drunkard ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ vomit OwO them. +UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me :3 weave; fow ^-^ wosews xDD wiww uWu have OwO weave +;;w;; To ^w^ ease uWu theiw ^w^ stomachs with uWu theiw UwU bittew tongues. + +Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, with >w< two heads ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu hand + +x3 MESSENGEW. Wowthy Andronicus, :33 iww awt xDD thou wepaid +For :3 that ÚwÚ good uWu hand xDD thou ÚwÚ sent'st x3 the ÚwÚ Empewow. +:3 Hewe OwO awe x3 the heads of >w< thy >w< two x3 nyobwe sons; +xDD And hewe's >w< thy uWu hand, uWu in ^w^ scown to uWu thee sent OwO back- +x3 Thy grief uWu theiw spowts, >w< thy uWu wesowution ^w^ mock'd, +:33 That woe >_> is ;;w;; me to think ;;w;; upon >w< thy :33 woes, +uWu Mowe than wemembwance of x3 my father's death. uWu Exit +OwO MAWCUS. Now wet :3 hot >w< Aetnya :3 coow uWu in ^w^ Siciwy, +xDD And be x3 my >_< heawt >w< an :3 evew-buwnying >_< heww! +;;w;; These misewies OwO awe ^.^ mowe than OwO may be >w< bownye. +;;w;; To xDD weep with them :3 that xDD weep xDD doth ^w^ ease x3 some deaw, +OwO But sorrow ^-^ fwouted uWu at >_> is :3 doubwe death. +WUCIUS. xDD Ah, :3 that ÚwÚ this ^.^ sight >_> shouwd >_< make UwU so >_> deep :3 a ^-^ wound, +xDD And yet :3 detested >w< wife nyot >w< shwink :3 theweat! +:33 That OwO evew :33 death >_> shouwd wet >w< wife UwU beaw :33 his :33 nyame, +Whewe >w< wife hath nyo ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ intewest >_> but to bweathe! +:33 [WAVINyIA ^-^ kisses ÚwÚ TITUS] +OwO MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Awas, poor uWu heawt, :3 that :3 kiss >_> is comfowtwess +;;w;; As uWu fwozen UwU watew to :3 a starved ^-^ snyake. +TITUS. x3 When xDD wiww ÚwÚ this x3 feawfuw >_> swumbew uWu have >w< an >w< end? +OwO MAWCUS. Now farewell, UwU fwatt'wy; >_> die, Andwonyicus. +^.^ Thou dost nyot ;;w;; swumbew: >_> see >w< thy >w< two >w< sons' >_< heads, +x3 Thy warlike uWu hand, >w< thy OwO mangwed daughter ^.^ hewe; +x3 Thy othew banyish'd >_< son with ÚwÚ this uWu deaw ^.^ sight +>w< Stwuck pawe ÚwÚ and OwO bwoodwess; ÚwÚ and >w< thy brother, I, +Even ^.^ wike :3 a >_< stony ÚwÚ image, UwU cowd ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyumb. +Ah! nyow nyo ^.^ mowe xDD wiww UwU I contwow >w< thy gwiefs. +^-^ Went x3 off >w< thy :33 siwvew hair, >w< thy othew uWu hand +>w< Gnyawing with >w< thy teeth; ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ dismaw ^.^ sight +uWu The xDD cwosing x3 up of UwU ouw UwU most wwetched :3 eyes. +Now >_> is :3 a time to ^w^ stowm; >w< why awt xDD thou still? +TITUS. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! +OwO MAWCUS. Why dost xDD thou xDD waugh? ^.^ It ^w^ fits nyot with ÚwÚ this hour. +TITUS. Why, UwU I uWu have nyot anyothew teaw to >_< shed; +:33 Besides, ÚwÚ this sorrow >_> is >w< an enyemy, +xDD And ^.^ wouwd usuwp ;;w;; upon x3 my ^.^ wat'wy eyes +xDD And >_< make them ^w^ bwind with :3 twibutawy >w< teaws. +UwU Then which uWu way UwU shaww UwU I find >w< Wevenge's cave? +For these >w< two heads UwU do xDD seem to speak to uWu me, +xDD And >_< thweat ;;w;; me UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew come to ÚwÚ bwiss +Tiww aww these >w< mischiefs be wetuwn'd again +Even uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ thwoats :3 that uWu have >_> committed OwO them. +^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me >_> see >_> what :3 task UwU I uWu have to xDD do. +>_> You x3 heavy >_> peopwe, xDD ciwcwe ;;w;; me about, +:33 That UwU I OwO may turn ;;w;; me to >_< each one of xDD you +xDD And >_< sweaw >w< unto x3 my :3 souw to >w< wight x3 youw x3 wwongs. +uWu The vow >_> is >_> made. ^.^ Come, brother, OwO take :3 a head, +xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu hand x3 the othew xDD wiww UwU I bear. +^.^ And, Wavinyia, xDD thou shalt be xDD empwoy'd uWu in >_< this; +ÚwÚ Beaw xDD thou x3 my uWu hand, x3 sweet >_> wench, ^-^ between >w< thy teeth. +;;w;; As fow ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ boy, x3 go, get uWu thee from x3 my sight; +^.^ Thou awt >w< an >w< exiwe, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ must nyot >_< stay. +Hie to x3 the Goths ÚwÚ and >w< waise >w< an ^.^ awmy uWu thewe; +xDD And >_> if OwO ye wuv uWu me, >_< as UwU I think xDD you UwU do, +:3 Wet's :3 kiss ÚwÚ and >_> pawt, fow ^.^ we uWu have much to xDD do. +Exeunt aww >_> but ^.^ Wucius +WUCIUS. UwU Faweweww, Andronicus, x3 my x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, +uWu The ^-^ woefuww'st x3 man :3 that OwO evew liv'd uWu in xDD Wome. +UwU Faweweww, OwO pwoud Rome; >w< tiww ^.^ Wucius come OwO again, +>w< He >w< weaves :33 his >_< pwedges ÚwÚ deawew than :33 his life. +UwU Faweweww, Wavinyia, x3 my x3 nyobwe x3 sistew; +>_< O, ^.^ wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt >_< as xDD thou >_> tofowe x3 hast >_< been! +OwO But nyow nor ^.^ Wucius nor ;;w;; Wavinyia ;;w;; wives +OwO But uWu in oblivion ÚwÚ and hateful gwiefs. +;;w;; If ^.^ Wucius x3 wive, ^.^ he xDD wiww :3 wequite x3 youw >_< wwongs +xDD And >_< make OwO pwoud >_< Satuwnyinye ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> empewess +>w< Beg uWu at x3 the :3 gates ^.^ wike >_> Tawquin ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< queen. +Now xDD wiww UwU I to x3 the x3 Goths, ÚwÚ and >w< waise :3 a pow'w +;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd on ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Satuwnyinye. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +xDD Wome. ^.^ TITUS' ;;w;; house + +^-^ A banquet. + +Entew OwO TITUS, MAWCUS, ^.^ WAVINyIA, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; boy :3 YOUNG :33 WUCIUS + +TITUS. ^w^ So >_> so, nyow ^.^ sit; ÚwÚ and wook xDD you eat nyo ^.^ mowe +Than xDD wiww pwesewve >w< just UwU so much ÚwÚ stwength uWu in >_> us +;;w;; As xDD wiww xDD wevenge these UwU bittew :3 woes of >_> ouws. +Marcus, unknit :3 that uWu sowwow-wweathen xDD knyot; +x3 Thy uWu nyiece ÚwÚ and I, poor :33 cweatuwes, ^.^ want UwU ouw ^.^ hands, +xDD And ;;w;; cannyot passionyate UwU ouw tenfold grief +With UwU fowded arms. This poor >w< wight uWu hand of >_< minye +Is left to tywannyize ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< bweast; +UwU Who, when x3 my uWu heawt, aww ^-^ mad with ^-^ misewy, +Beats uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO howwow :3 pwison of x3 my OwO fwesh, +UwU Then OwO thus UwU I ^.^ thump >w< it down. +:33 [To UwU WAVINyIA] ^.^ Thou ^.^ map of woe, :3 that OwO thus dost tawk uWu in x3 signs! +x3 When >w< thy poor >_< heawt ÚwÚ beats with :3 outwageous x3 beating, +^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot strike >w< it OwO thus to >_< make >w< it xDD stiww. +Wound >w< it with x3 sighing, OwO giww, OwO kiww >w< it with >_< gwoans; +:33 Ow get x3 some xDD wittwe knyife ^-^ between >w< thy teeth +xDD And >w< just OwO against >w< thy >_< heawt >_< make xDD thou :3 a :3 howe, +:33 That aww x3 the tears :3 that >w< thy poor eyes wet faww +^-^ May >w< wun x3 into :3 that sink x3 and, >_> soaking x3 in, +:33 Dwown x3 the lamenting >w< foow uWu in >_< sea-sawt >w< teaws. +OwO MAWCUS. OwO Fie, brother, fie! :3 Teach her nyot OwO thus to uWu way +>w< Such :3 viowent ^.^ hands ;;w;; upon her xDD tendew life. +TITUS. How >_< nyow! x3 Has sorrow UwU made uWu thee >_> dote ÚwÚ awweady? +Why, Marcus, nyo x3 man >_> shouwd be ^-^ mad >_> but ^.^ I. +>_> What :3 viowent ^.^ hands ^.^ can ^.^ she uWu way on her :33 wife? +xDD Ah, ^-^ whewefowe dost xDD thou urge x3 the xDD nyame of hands? +;;w;; To bid ÚwÚ Aenyeas tell x3 the xDD tawe twice ^-^ o'ew +How Twoy UwU was burnt ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU made miserable? +>_< O, handle nyot x3 the UwU theme, to tawk of ^.^ hands, +Lest ^.^ we remember still :3 that ^.^ we uWu have none. +OwO Fie, >_< fie, >w< how :33 fwanticwy UwU I square x3 my talk, +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ we >_> shouwd x3 fowget ^.^ we xDD had nyo ^.^ hands, +;;w;; If x3 Mawcus uWu did nyot xDD nyame x3 the ;;w;; wowd of ^w^ hands! +^.^ Come, >_> wet's faww >w< to; x3 and, ^-^ gentwe OwO giww, eat :33 this: +:3 Hewe >_> is nyo ^-^ dwink. Hawk, Marcus, >_> what ^.^ she says- +UwU I ^.^ can UwU intewpwet aww her ÚwÚ mawtyw'd signs; +:33 She ;;w;; says ^.^ she dwinks nyo othew ÚwÚ dwink >_> but ^-^ teaws, +OwO Bwew'd with her >_> sowwow, OwO mesh'd ;;w;; upon her UwU cheeks. +x3 Speechwess complainer, UwU I xDD wiww :3 weawn >w< thy thought; +^w^ In >w< thy UwU dumb uWu action xDD wiww UwU I be >_< as :3 pewfect +;;w;; As ^w^ begging hewmits uWu in uWu theiw >w< howy prayers. +^.^ Thou shalt nyot uWu sigh, nor howd >w< thy ÚwÚ stumps to ^.^ heaven, +x3 Nyow ;;w;; wink, nor nyod, nor :33 knyeew, nor >_< make :3 a ^w^ sign, +OwO But UwU I of these xDD wiww x3 wwest >w< an ÚwÚ awphabet, +xDD And ^.^ by still pwactice :3 weawn to ^.^ knyow >w< thy meanying. +BOY. ^-^ Good xDD gwandsiwe, OwO weave these UwU bittew >_> deep laments; +^-^ Make x3 my >_< aunt ^.^ mewwy with x3 some pweasing ^-^ tawe. +OwO MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the xDD tendew ^-^ boy, uWu in passion x3 mov'd, +^-^ Doth xDD weep to >_> see :33 his :33 gwandsiwe's heaviness. +TITUS. uWu Peace, xDD tendew :33 sapwing; xDD thou awt UwU made of ^-^ teaws, +xDD And tears xDD wiww quickly :3 mewt >w< thy >w< wife xDD away. +[MARCUS :33 stwikes x3 the ^w^ dish with :3 a ÚwÚ knyife] +>_> What dost xDD thou strike :3 at, Marcus, with >w< thy knife? +OwO MAWCUS. At :3 that :3 that UwU I uWu have ^.^ kiww'd, x3 my wowd- :3 a fwy. +TITUS. UwU Out on ÚwÚ thee, muwdewew, xDD thou ^-^ kiww'st x3 my :33 heawt! +Mine eyes OwO awe ;;w;; cwoy'd with x3 view of uWu tywanny; +^-^ A ^.^ deed of :33 death donye on x3 the innocent +>_> Becomes nyot Titus' ^-^ bwothew. >_< Get uWu thee xDD gonye; +UwU I >_> see xDD thou awt nyot fow x3 my UwU company. +OwO MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have >_> but kill'd :3 a fwy. +TITUS. 'But!' How >_> if :3 that fwy xDD had :3 a >w< fathew ÚwÚ and mothew? +How ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he ^w^ hang :33 his slender :3 giwded x3 wings +xDD And ^.^ buzz lamenting ^-^ doings uWu in x3 the air! +OwO Poow UwU hawmwess fly, +:33 That with :33 his OwO pwetty ^-^ buzzing x3 mewody +>_< Came OwO hewe to >_< make >_> us merry! xDD And xDD thou x3 hast kill'd ^.^ him. +OwO MAWCUS. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, siw; >w< it UwU was :3 a black :3 iww-favouw'd fly, +Wike to x3 the Empress' Moow; >_< thewefowe UwU I kill'd ^.^ him. +TITUS. >_< O, >_< O, :3 O! +UwU Then UwU pawdon ;;w;; me fow reprehending ÚwÚ thee, +For xDD thou x3 hast donye :3 a x3 chawitabwe UwU deed. +Give ;;w;; me >w< thy ^-^ knyife, UwU I xDD wiww insuwt on :3 him, +Fwattewing mysewf >_< as >_> if >w< it :3 wewe x3 the Moor +:3 Come ÚwÚ hithew purposely to x3 poison x3 me. +>_> Thewe's fow ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's fow Tamora. +xDD Ah, siwwah! +Yet, UwU I >_< think, ^.^ we OwO awe nyot ^.^ bwought UwU so wow +OwO But :3 that ^-^ between >_> us ^.^ we ^.^ can OwO kiww :3 a fwy +:33 That x3 comes uWu in xDD wikenyess of :3 a coal-black Moow. +OwO MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ;;w;; man! grief >_> has UwU so ;;w;; wwought on :3 him, +>w< He UwU takes UwU fawse ^-^ shadows fow true xDD substances. +TITUS. ^.^ Come, OwO take xDD away. Wavinyia, OwO go with OwO me; +I'll to >w< thy closet, ÚwÚ and OwO go ^w^ wead with uWu thee +x3 Sad :3 stowies >w< chanced uWu in x3 the times of ^-^ owd. +^.^ Come, ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and OwO go with OwO me; >w< thy ^.^ sight >_> is >_> young, +xDD And xDD thou shalt ^w^ wead when >_< minye x3 begin to UwU dazzwe. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +xDD Wome. ^.^ TITUS' >_< gawden + +Entew :3 YOUNG :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and OwO WAVINyIA wunnying ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, +ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; boy fwies from her with :33 his uWu books :33 undew :33 his awm. + +Entew TITUS ÚwÚ and >_> MAWCUS + +BOY. Hewp, xDD gwandsiwe, :33 hewp! x3 my >_< aunt ;;w;; Wavinyia +^-^ Fowwows ;;w;; me everywhere, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :33 why. +^-^ Good :33 uncwe Marcus, >_> see >w< how UwU swift ^.^ she comes! +ÚwÚ Awas, x3 sweet uWu aunt, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you x3 mean. +OwO MAWCUS. ;;w;; Stand ^.^ by uWu me, Lucius; UwU do nyot feaw ^.^ thinye ^-^ aunt. +TITUS. :33 She loves ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ boy, ^w^ too weww to UwU do uWu thee harm. +BOY. Ay, when x3 my >w< fathew UwU was uWu in ÚwÚ Wome ^.^ she ^.^ did. +OwO MAWCUS. >_> What means x3 my uWu nyiece ;;w;; Wavinyia ^.^ by these uWu signs? +TITUS. Fear her >_> nyot, Lucius; >_< somewhat xDD doth ^.^ she x3 mean. +:3 See, ^w^ Wucius, >_> see >w< how much ^.^ she x3 makes of thee. +Somewhither ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she uWu have uWu thee OwO go with her. +xDD Ah, ^-^ boy, >w< Cownyewia >_< nyevew with ^.^ mowe :3 cawe +xDD Wead to her xDD sons than ^.^ she hath ^w^ wead to uWu thee +ÚwÚ Sweet poetry ÚwÚ and Tuwwy's x3 Owatow. +OwO MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou nyot guess ^-^ whewefowe ^.^ she :3 pwies uWu thee >_< thus? +BOY. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, I, nor ^.^ can UwU I ÚwÚ guess, +OwO Unwess x3 some ;;w;; fit ow fwenzy UwU do possess >w< hew; +For UwU I uWu have heard x3 my >_> gwandsiwe >_> say full ;;w;; oft +Extremity of griefs ^.^ wouwd >_< make ;;w;; men >w< mad; +xDD And UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead :3 that Hecuba of Twoy +Wan ^-^ mad fow ;;w;; sowwow. :33 That UwU made ;;w;; me to x3 feaw; +:33 Awthough, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my x3 nyobwe >_< aunt +UwU Wuvs ;;w;; me >_< as uWu deaw >_< as ;;w;; e'ew x3 my mothew ^-^ did, +xDD And ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, >_> but uWu in ^w^ fuwy, :33 fwight x3 my uWu youth; +>_< Which UwU made ;;w;; me down to ^-^ thwow x3 my books, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwy- +>_> Causewess, >w< pewhaps. OwO But UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 sweet aunt; +^.^ And, UwU madam, >_> if x3 my :33 uncwe x3 Mawcus x3 go, +UwU I xDD wiww UwU most ^w^ wiwwingwy >_< attend x3 youw ladyship. +OwO MAWCUS. ^w^ Wucius, UwU I :33 wiww. :33 [WAVINyIA tuwns uvw with her +ÚwÚ stumps x3 the uWu books which ^.^ Wucius >_> has wet faww] +TITUS. How now, Wavinyia! Marcus, >_> what means :3 this? +;;w;; Some ^w^ book there >_> is :3 that ^.^ she desiwes to ^-^ see. +>_< Which >_> is :33 it, OwO giww, of :33 these?- ^w^ Open ÚwÚ them, xDD boy.- +OwO But xDD thou awt deeper ^w^ wead ÚwÚ and xDD bettew skill'd; +:3 Come ÚwÚ and OwO take UwU choice of aww x3 my ^w^ wibwawy, +xDD And UwU so beguile >w< thy >_> sowwow, >w< tiww x3 the heavens +^-^ Weveaw x3 the damn'd contriver of ÚwÚ this UwU deed. +Why lifts ^.^ she x3 up her :3 awms uWu in OwO sequence >_< thus? +OwO MAWCUS. UwU I think ^.^ she means :3 that there :3 wewe ^.^ mowe than one +>w< Confedewate uWu in x3 the :33 fact; :33 ay, ^.^ mowe there UwU was, +:33 Ow >_> ewse to heaven ^.^ she heaves them fow revenge. +TITUS. ^w^ Wucius, >_> what ^w^ book >_> is :3 that ^.^ she :33 tosseth so? +BOY. >_> Gwandsiwe, UwU 'tis >w< Ovid's Metamorphoses; +OwO My mothew uWu gave >w< it x3 me. +OwO MAWCUS. For wuv of her ^w^ that's >w< gonye, +:3 Pewhaps ^.^ she :3 cuww'd >w< it from ^-^ among x3 the rest. +TITUS. ;;w;; Soft! ^w^ So OwO busiwy ^.^ she tuwns x3 the weaves! ^-^ Hewp her. +>_> What ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she find? Wavinyia, UwU shaww UwU I >_< wead? +This >_> is x3 the tragic xDD tawe of ÚwÚ Phiwomew +xDD And ÚwÚ tweats of >w< Teweus' UwU tweason ÚwÚ and :33 his rape; +xDD And UwU wape, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, UwU was ^.^ woot of >w< thy >_> annyoy. +OwO MAWCUS. :3 See, brother, uWu see! xDD Nyote >w< how ^.^ she >_< quotes x3 the OwO weaves. +TITUS. Wavinyia, OwO wewt xDD thou OwO thus suwpwis'd, x3 sweet OwO giww, +Ravish'd ÚwÚ and wrong'd >_< as Phiwomewa UwU was, +Forc'd uWu in x3 the >_< wuthwess, :3 vast, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwoomy ^.^ woods? +:3 See, uWu see! +Ay, xDD such :3 a :33 pwace there >_> is :3 whewe ^.^ we uWu did >w< hunt- +>_< O, xDD had ^.^ we ;;w;; nyevew, >_< nyevew ^w^ hunted >_> thewe!- +uWu Pattewn'd ^.^ by :3 that x3 the ;;w;; poet OwO hewe x3 descwibes, +^-^ By ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU made fow murders ÚwÚ and fow rapes. +OwO MAWCUS. >_< O, >w< why >_> shouwd ÚwÚ nyatuwe buiwd UwU so fouw :3 a ^.^ den, +OwO Unwess x3 the gods delight uWu in :33 twagedies? +TITUS. Give >_> signs, x3 sweet OwO giww, fow OwO hewe OwO awe >_< nyonye >_> but OwO fwiends, +>_> What Roman ;;w;; wowd >w< it UwU was x3 duwst UwU do x3 the UwU deed. +:33 Ow slunk nyot >_< Satuwnyinye, >_< as >_> Tawquin >_< ewst, +:33 That left x3 the ÚwÚ camp to x3 sin uWu in >_> Wucwece' bed? +OwO MAWCUS. xDD Sit ;;w;; down, x3 sweet >_> nyiece; brother, sit down ^.^ by x3 me. +Apollo, Pawwas, Juv, ow >_< Mewcuwy, +Inspiwe uWu me, :3 that UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ this UwU tweason ^.^ find! +OwO My uWu wowd, wook here! Wook UwU hewe, Wavinyia! +[He >_< wwites :33 his xDD nyame with :33 his +staff, ÚwÚ and xDD guides >w< it with ;;w;; feet ÚwÚ and uWu mouth] +This uWu sandy :3 pwot >_> is plain; OwO guide, >_> if xDD thou x3 canst, +This ÚwÚ aftew x3 me. UwU I uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 my xDD nyame +Without x3 the OwO hewp of xDD any uWu hand uWu at all. +Cuws'd be :3 that >_< heawt :3 that ;;w;; fowc'd >_> us to ÚwÚ this x3 shift! +:3 Wwite UwU thou, ÚwÚ good UwU nyiece, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe dispway uWu at >w< wast +>_> What ^w^ God xDD wiww uWu have discovered fow revenge. +uWu Heaven ^w^ guide >w< thy OwO pen to pwint >w< thy ^w^ sowwows pwain, +:33 That ^.^ we OwO may ^.^ knyow x3 the traitors ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 twuth! +x3 [She UwU takes x3 the uWu staff uWu in her xDD mouth +ÚwÚ and xDD guides >w< it with uWu stumps, ÚwÚ and wwites] +>_< O, UwU do OwO ye wead, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what ^.^ she hath writ? +TITUS. OwO 'Stupwum- xDD Chiwon- >_> Demetwius.' +OwO MAWCUS. What, xDD what! x3 the x3 wustfuw xDD sons of Tamora +:3 Pewfowmews of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; heinyous bwoody deed? +TITUS. ^-^ Magnyi x3 Dominyatow powi, +xDD Tam :33 wentus audis ;;w;; scewewa? uWu tam :33 wentus >_< vides? +OwO MAWCUS. >_< O, ÚwÚ cawm ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ wowd! awthough UwU I ^.^ knyow +>_> Thewe >_> is enough ÚwÚ wwitten ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ^.^ eawth +;;w;; To stir :3 a mutiny uWu in x3 the miwdest thoughts, +xDD And awm x3 the minds of UwU infants to uWu excwaims. +OwO My uWu wowd, ^w^ knyeew down with OwO me; Wavinyia, kneel; +xDD And :33 knyeew, x3 sweet ^-^ boy, x3 the Roman :33 Hectow's >_> hope; +xDD And >_< sweaw with me- as, with x3 the ^.^ woefuw fere +xDD And >w< fathew of :3 that >w< chaste ^-^ dishonyouwed uWu dame, +Lord Junius Brutus OwO swawe fow >_> Wucwece' rape- +:33 That ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ pwosecute, ^.^ by ÚwÚ good x3 advice, +Mortal xDD wevenge ;;w;; upon these ^-^ twaitowous x3 Goths, +xDD And >_> see uWu theiw :3 bwood ow ^-^ die with ÚwÚ this uWu wepwoach. +TITUS. 'Tis >_< suwe UwU enyough, >w< an xDD you UwU knyew :3 how; +OwO But >_> if xDD you OwO hunt these beaw-whewps, xDD then UwU bewawe: +uWu The :3 dam xDD wiww wake; ÚwÚ and >_> if ^.^ she wind OwO ye ^w^ once, +>_> She's with x3 the wion deepwy still uWu in OwO weague, +xDD And UwU wuwws ^.^ him whiwst ^.^ she >_> pwayeth on her back, +xDD And when ^.^ he sweeps xDD wiww ^.^ she UwU do >_> what ^.^ she list. +>_> You OwO awe :3 a xDD young uWu huntsman, :33 Mawcus; wet ^.^ awonye; +xDD And come, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go get :3 a OwO weaf of bwass, +xDD And with :3 a >_> gad of steew xDD wiww >w< wwite these wowds, +xDD And uWu way >w< it by. uWu The angry ^w^ nyowthewn wind +Will ^w^ bwow these UwU sands ^.^ wike Sibyw's >w< weaves >_> abwoad, +xDD And where's UwU ouw UwU wesson, ^w^ then? :33 Boy, >_> what >_> say you? +BOY. UwU I say, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that >_> if UwU I :3 wewe :3 a x3 man +^-^ Theiw ;;w;; mothew's x3 bedchambew >_> shouwd nyot be >_< safe +For these UwU base :3 bondmen to x3 the x3 yoke of xDD Wome. +OwO MAWCUS. Ay, ^w^ that's x3 my ^.^ boy! x3 Thy >w< fathew hath full ;;w;; oft +For :33 his uWu ungwatefuw countwy donye x3 the >_> wike. +BOY. ^.^ And, uWu uncwe, UwU so xDD wiww I, >w< an >_> if UwU I wive. +TITUS. ^.^ Come, OwO go with ;;w;; me x3 into >_< minye armoury. +^w^ Wucius, I'll ;;w;; fit ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and withal x3 my ;;w;; boy +Shall carry from ;;w;; me to x3 the Empress' xDD sons +Presents :3 that UwU I intend to >_> send them xDD both. +^.^ Come, >_< come; thou'lt UwU do x3 my message, wiwt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? +BOY. Ay, with x3 my ÚwÚ daggew uWu in uWu theiw UwU bosoms, ;;w;; gwandsiwe. +TITUS. :3 Nyo, ^-^ boy, nyot so; I'll >_< teach uWu thee anyothew course. +Wavinyia, x3 come. Marcus, wook to x3 my ÚwÚ house. +^.^ Wucius ÚwÚ and I'll OwO go >_< bwave >w< it uWu at x3 the >_> couwt; +Ay, marry, xDD wiww :33 we, sir! ÚwÚ and we'll be :33 waited :3 on. +Exeunt OwO TITUS, ^.^ WAVINyIA, ÚwÚ and :3 YOUNG :33 WUCIUS +OwO MAWCUS. x3 O >w< heavens, ^.^ can xDD you hear :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 man gwoan +xDD And nyot wewent, ow nyot >w< compassion him? +Marcus, >_< attend ^.^ him uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ ecstasy, +:33 That hath ^.^ mowe xDD scaws of sorrow uWu in :33 his >_< heawt +Than xDD foemen's >w< mawks ;;w;; upon :33 his batt'red ÚwÚ shiewd, +OwO But yet UwU so >w< just :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot revenge. +xDD Wevenge x3 the heavens fow ;;w;; owd Andronicus! uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +xDD Wome. uWu The ^w^ pawace + +Entew ^.^ AAWON, :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, uWu at one door; ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 the othew door, +:3 YOUNG :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and anyothew with :3 a :3 bundwe of ^.^ weapons, ÚwÚ and uWu vewses ^-^ wwit ;;w;; upon them + +>w< CHIWON. UwU Demetwius, hewe's x3 the >_< son of Lucius; +>w< He hath x3 some ^-^ message to ÚwÚ dewivew >_> us. +^.^ AAWON. Ay, x3 some ^-^ mad ^-^ message from :33 his ^-^ mad gwandfathew. +BOY. OwO My wowds, with aww x3 the humbleness UwU I may, +UwU I x3 gweet x3 youw honyouws from ^w^ Andwonyicus- +:3 [Aside] xDD And pray x3 the Roman gods confound xDD you UwU both! +DEMETRIUS. >_> Gwamewcy, lovely ^-^ Wucius. x3 What's x3 the nyews? +BOY. :3 [Aside] :33 That xDD you OwO awe both ÚwÚ deciphew'd, ^w^ that's x3 the news, +For x3 viwwains uWu mawk'd with rape.- ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, +OwO My xDD gwandsiwe, weww ^w^ advis'd, hath sent ^.^ by ;;w;; me +uWu The goodwiest >_< weapons of :33 his awmouwy +;;w;; To UwU gwatify x3 youw ^.^ honyouwabwe youth, +uWu The UwU hope of Rome; fow UwU so ^.^ he bid ;;w;; me say; +xDD And UwU so UwU I UwU do, ÚwÚ and with :33 his ^.^ gifts xDD pwesent +uWu Youw >_> wowdships, :3 that, whenever xDD you uWu have need, +>_> You OwO may be :3 awmed ÚwÚ and uWu appointed well. +xDD And UwU so UwU I OwO weave xDD you :3 both- :3 [Aside] ^.^ wike bwoody viwwains. +Exeunt :3 YOUNG :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and x3 attendant +DEMETRIUS. x3 What's hewe? ^-^ A scwoww, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wwitten ;;w;; wound ^-^ about. +:3 Wet's OwO see: +[Weads] OwO 'Integew :33 vitae, ;;w;; scewewisque purus, +Nyon eget x3 Mauwi uWu iacuwis, nec ÚwÚ awcu.' +>w< CHIWON. >_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a >_> vewse uWu in Horace, UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it well; +UwU I ^w^ wead >w< it uWu in x3 the uWu gwammaw ^-^ wong ago. +^.^ AAWON. Ay, :3 just- :3 a >_> vewse uWu in UwU Howace. ^-^ Wight, xDD you uWu have :3 it. +:3 [Aside] >_> Nyow, >_> what :3 a ^.^ thing >w< it >_> is to be >w< an ^w^ ass! +>_> Hewe's nyo >_> sound x3 jest! uWu The ;;w;; owd x3 man hath >_> found uWu theiw guilt, +xDD And OwO sends them >_< weapons wwapp'd about with lines +:33 That ^-^ wound, ^w^ beyond uWu theiw feewing, to x3 the quick. +OwO But :3 wewe UwU ouw ^.^ witty Empress weww afoot, +:33 She ^.^ wouwd appwaud >_< Andwonyicus' xDD conceit. +OwO But wet her xDD west uWu in her xDD unwest awhiwe- +xDD And now, xDD young wowds, :3 was't nyot :3 a ^w^ happy :33 staw +UwU Wed >_> us to ^w^ Wome, ;;w;; stwangews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe than >_> so, +xDD Captives, to be xDD advanced to ÚwÚ this :33 height? +^.^ It uWu did ;;w;; me ÚwÚ good >w< befowe x3 the ^w^ pawace uWu gate +;;w;; To >_< bwave x3 the ;;w;; Twibunye uWu in :33 his brother's ;;w;; heawing. +DEMETRIUS. OwO But ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ good to >_> see UwU so great :3 a ;;w;; wowd +Basewy ^.^ insinyuate ÚwÚ and >_> send >_> us gifts. +^.^ AAWON. xDD Had ^.^ he nyot weason, Lord Demetwius? +Did xDD you nyot use :33 his daughter xDD vewy fwiendwy? +DEMETRIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we xDD had :3 a thousand Roman ÚwÚ dames +At xDD such :3 a bay, ^.^ by turn to serve UwU ouw xDD wust. +>w< CHIWON. ^-^ A x3 chawitabwe ÚwÚ wish ÚwÚ and full of love. +^.^ AAWON. :3 Hewe lacks >_> but x3 youw mothew fow to >_> say amen. +>w< CHIWON. xDD And :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she fow ÚwÚ twenty thousand more. +DEMETRIUS. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us OwO go ÚwÚ and pray to aww x3 the gods +For UwU ouw beloved mothew uWu in her OwO pains. +^.^ AAWON. :3 [Aside] >_> Pway to x3 the UwU deviws; x3 the gods uWu have UwU given >_> us over. +x3 [Twumpets :3 sound] +DEMETRIUS. Why UwU do x3 the uWu Empewow's trumpets :33 fwouwish >_< thus? +>w< CHIWON. x3 Bewike, fow joy x3 the >_> Empewow hath :3 a OwO son. +DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; Soft! who x3 comes hewe? + +Entew xDD NyUWSE, with :3 a >w< bwackamoow :33 CHIWD + +^-^ NyUWSE. ^-^ Good morrow, lords. +>_< O, tell uWu me, uWu did xDD you >_> see :3 Aawon x3 the >w< Moow? +^.^ AAWON. xDD Weww, ^.^ mowe ow UwU wess, ow ^w^ nye'ew :3 a whit uWu at all, +:3 Hewe :3 Aawon is; ÚwÚ and >_> what with :3 Aawon ^.^ nyow? +^-^ NyUWSE. x3 O ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ Aawon, ^.^ we OwO awe aww undone! +Now hewp, ow woe uWu betide uWu thee evermore! +^.^ AAWON. Why, >_> what :3 a ^.^ catewwauwing dost xDD thou ^.^ keep! +>_> What dost xDD thou ^-^ wwap ÚwÚ and fumble uWu in >w< thy >_> awms? +^-^ NyUWSE. >_< O, :3 that which UwU I ^.^ wouwd hide from heaven's :3 eye: +Our Empress' ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ statewy OwO Wome's :3 disgwace! +:33 She >_> is dewivewed, wowd; ^.^ she >_> is delivered. +^.^ AAWON. ;;w;; To >w< whom? +^-^ NyUWSE. UwU I >_> mean ^.^ she >_> is ^.^ bwought a-bed. +^.^ AAWON. xDD Weww, ^w^ God UwU give her ÚwÚ good west! >_> What hath ^.^ he sent OwO hew? +^-^ NyUWSE. ^-^ A deviw. +^.^ AAWON. Why, xDD then ^.^ she >_> is x3 the >_> deviw's UwU dam; +^-^ A >w< joyfuw UwU issue. +^-^ NyUWSE. ^-^ A joywess, UwU dismaw, black, ÚwÚ and :33 sowwowfuw issue! +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 the ^w^ babe, >_< as woathsome >_< as :3 a OwO toad +^-^ Amongst x3 the faiw-fac'd x3 bweedews of UwU ouw xDD cwime; +uWu The Empress OwO sends >w< it ÚwÚ thee, >w< thy stamp, >w< thy ÚwÚ seaw, +xDD And UwU bids uWu thee chwisten >w< it with >w< thy ;;w;; daggew's point. +^.^ AAWON. Zounds, OwO ye whowe! Is black UwU so UwU base :3 a hue? +ÚwÚ Sweet blowse, xDD you OwO awe :3 a beauteous :3 bwossom >_> suwe. +DEMETRIUS. uWu Viwwain, >_> what x3 hast xDD thou done? +^.^ AAWON. :33 That which xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot >_< undo. +>w< CHIWON. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ÚwÚ undonye UwU ouw x3 mothew. +^.^ AAWON. uWu Viwwain, UwU I uWu have donye >w< thy x3 mothew. +DEMETRIUS. xDD And >_< thewein, hewwish dog, xDD thou x3 hast ÚwÚ undonye her. +;;w;; Woe to her chance, ÚwÚ and damn'd her >_< woathed UwU choice! +Accurs'd x3 the offspwing of UwU so fouw :3 a ^w^ fiend! +>w< CHIWON. ^.^ It UwU shaww nyot wive. +^.^ AAWON. ^.^ It UwU shaww nyot die. +^-^ NyUWSE. ÚwÚ Aawon, >w< it :3 must; x3 the mothew wills >w< it :3 so. +^.^ AAWON. What, ^w^ must :33 it, x3 nyuwse? UwU Then wet nyo x3 man >_> but UwU I +Do :33 execution on x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and blood. +DEMETRIUS. I'll broach x3 the tadpowe on x3 my ÚwÚ wapiew's point. +Nyuwse, UwU give >w< it OwO me; x3 my xDD swowd UwU shaww >w< soon dispatch :3 it. +^.^ AAWON. ;;w;; Soonyew ÚwÚ this xDD swowd UwU shaww pwough >w< thy bowels :33 up. +OwO [Takes x3 the :33 CHIWD from x3 the xDD NyUWSE, ÚwÚ and draws] +Stay, murderous >_> viwwains, xDD wiww xDD you OwO kiww x3 youw xDD bwothew! +>_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ buwnying tapews of x3 the sky +:33 That shone UwU so bwightwy when ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy UwU was OwO got, +>w< He dies ;;w;; upon x3 my scimitar's ^-^ shawp :33 point +:33 That >_> touches ÚwÚ this x3 my uWu fiwst-bown >_< son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw. +UwU I tell UwU you, >_< youngwings, nyot xDD Encewadus, +With aww :33 his threat'ning band of ^w^ Typhon's bwood, +x3 Nyow great :3 Awcides, nor x3 the god of waw, +Shall x3 seize ÚwÚ this prey x3 out of :33 his father's ^w^ hands. +What, x3 what, OwO ye ;;w;; sanguinye, xDD shawwow-heawted :33 boys! +^-^ Ye uWu white-wim'd wawws! OwO ye uWu awehouse painted x3 signs! +:3 Coaw-bwack >_> is xDD bettew than anyothew :33 hue +^w^ In :3 that >w< it scorns to UwU beaw anyothew >w< hue; +For aww x3 the UwU watew uWu in x3 the xDD ocean +UwU Can >_< nyevew turn x3 the OwO swan's black UwU wegs to >_< white, +Awthough ^.^ she x3 wave them hourly uWu in x3 the :33 fwood. +Teww x3 the Empress from ;;w;; me UwU I ^w^ am of age +;;w;; To >_< keep >_< minye >w< own- UwU excuse >w< it >w< how ^.^ she ;;w;; can. +DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ÚwÚ betway >w< thy x3 nyobwe mistwess >_< thus? +^.^ AAWON. OwO My mistwess >_> is x3 my mistress: ÚwÚ this x3 my ;;w;; sewf, +uWu The >_< vigouw ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ pictuwe of x3 my >_< youth. +This >w< befowe aww x3 the wowwd UwU do UwU I >_< pwefew; +This maugre aww x3 the wowwd xDD wiww UwU I >_< keep safe, +:33 Ow x3 some of xDD you UwU shaww >_< smoke fow >w< it uWu in xDD Wome. +DEMETRIUS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this UwU ouw mothew >_> is fow OwO evew sham'd. +>w< CHIWON. ÚwÚ Wome xDD wiww >_> despise her fow ÚwÚ this fouw ;;w;; escape. +^-^ NyUWSE. uWu The >_> Empewow uWu in :33 his xDD wage xDD wiww >_< doom her death. +>w< CHIWON. UwU I bwush to think ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ignomy. +^.^ AAWON. Why, there's x3 the OwO pwiviwege x3 youw beauty beaws: +OwO Fie, treacherous >_< hue, :3 that xDD wiww ÚwÚ betway with ;;w;; bwushing +uWu The ^-^ cwose enyacts ÚwÚ and uWu counsews of >w< thy :33 heawt! +>_> Hewe's :3 a xDD young >_< wad >w< fwam'd of anyothew ^w^ weew. +Wook >w< how x3 the black ;;w;; swave ^-^ smiwes ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ fathew, +;;w;; As who >_> shouwd >_> say 'Old lad, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ thinye ^-^ own.' +>w< He >_> is x3 youw brother, wowds, ^-^ sensibwy ÚwÚ fed +Of :3 that self-blood :3 that xDD fiwst uWu gave >w< wife to uWu you; +xDD And from x3 youw womb :3 whewe xDD you x3 impwisonyed :3 wewe +>w< He >_> is enfranchised ÚwÚ and come to light. +Nyay, ^.^ he >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ by x3 the OwO suwew side, +Awthough x3 my UwU seaw be >_> stamped uWu in :33 his ;;w;; face. +^-^ NyUWSE. ÚwÚ Aawon, >_> what UwU shaww UwU I >_> say >w< unto x3 the Empress? +DEMETRIUS. Advise ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ Aawon, >_> what >_> is to be :33 donye, +xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww aww uWu subscwibe to >w< thy xDD advice. +:3 Save xDD thou x3 the child, UwU so ^.^ we OwO may aww be ^w^ safe. +^.^ AAWON. UwU Then sit ^.^ we down ÚwÚ and wet >_> us aww ^.^ consuwt. +OwO My >_< son ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 the wind of xDD you: +^w^ Keep uWu thewe; nyow tawk uWu at :3 pweasuwe of x3 youw >w< safety. +^w^ [They sit] +DEMETRIUS. How UwU many x3 women saw ÚwÚ this chiwd of ^w^ his? +^.^ AAWON. Why, >_> so, >_< bwave lords! x3 When ^.^ we ^w^ join uWu in :33 weague +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^.^ wamb; >_> but >_> if xDD you >_< bwave x3 the uWu Moow, +uWu The chafed >_< boaw, x3 the OwO mountain wionyess, +uWu The xDD ocean ^-^ swewws nyot UwU so >_< as :3 Aawon storms. +OwO But say, OwO again, >w< how UwU many saw x3 the >w< chiwd? +^-^ NyUWSE. >w< Cownyewia x3 the midwife ÚwÚ and >_< mysewf; +xDD And nyo one >_> ewse >_> but x3 the ^-^ dewivewed ^-^ Empwess. +^.^ AAWON. uWu The Emperess, x3 the x3 midwife, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. +Two OwO may >_< keep counsel when x3 the ^.^ thiwd's :3 away: +Go to x3 the >w< Empwess, tell her ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU said. [He :33 kiwws :3 hew] +UwU Weeke ;;w;; weeke! +^w^ So x3 cwies :3 a :3 pig ^w^ pwepawed to x3 the :3 spit. +DEMETRIUS. >_> What x3 mean'st UwU thou, Aawon? ÚwÚ Whewefowe :33 didst xDD thou :3 this? +^.^ AAWON. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, UwU 'tis :3 a ^.^ deed of policy. +Shall ^.^ she ^w^ wive to ÚwÚ betway ÚwÚ this guilt of ours- +^-^ A ;;w;; wong-tongu'd x3 babbwing gossip? :3 Nyo, wowds, >w< nyo. +xDD And nyow be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to xDD you x3 my full uWu intent: +ÚwÚ Nyot far, one >w< Muwiteus, x3 my countryman- +ÚwÚ His >w< wife >_> but yesternight UwU was ^.^ bwought to bed; +ÚwÚ His chiwd >_> is ^.^ wike to hew, >w< faiw >_< as xDD you x3 awe. +Go OwO pack with :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 the mothew ^.^ gowd, +xDD And tell them both x3 the circumstance of all, +xDD And >w< how ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu theiw chiwd UwU shaww be advanc'd, +xDD And be uWu weceived fow x3 the uWu Empewow's heir +xDD And substituted uWu in x3 the :33 pwace of >_> minye, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ cawm ÚwÚ this UwU tempest >w< whiwwing uWu in x3 the >_> couwt; +xDD And wet x3 the >_> Empewow :33 dandwe ^.^ him fow :33 his own. +^.^ Hawk :3 ye, lords. >_> You >_> see UwU I uWu have UwU given her x3 physic, +>_< [Pointing to x3 the OwO NyUWSE] +xDD And xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds bestow her :3 funyewaw; +uWu The fields OwO awe near, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe OwO gawwant gwooms. +This :33 donye, >_> see :3 that xDD you OwO take nyo longer uWu days, +OwO But >_> send x3 the midwife presently to x3 me. +uWu The midwife ÚwÚ and x3 the nyuwse weww UwU made away, +UwU Then wet x3 the ^.^ wadies ;;w;; tattwe >_> what ;;w;; they ÚwÚ pwease. +>w< CHIWON. ÚwÚ Aawon, UwU I >_> see xDD thou wiwt nyot :33 twust x3 the ^w^ aiw +With secrets. +DEMETRIUS. For ÚwÚ this :3 cawe of :33 Tamowa, +>w< Hewsewf ÚwÚ and hews OwO awe ;;w;; highwy bound to thee. + +Exeunt :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, :33 beawing x3 off x3 the >_< dead NURSE + +^.^ AAWON. Now to x3 the x3 Goths, >_< as UwU swift >_< as swawwow flies, +>_> Thewe to ^-^ dispose ÚwÚ this treasure uWu in >_< minye awms, +xDD And secwetwy to x3 gweet x3 the Empress' fwiends. +:3 Come ;;w;; on, xDD you ÚwÚ thick-wipp'd :33 swave, I'll UwU beaw xDD you OwO hence; +For >w< it >_> is xDD you :3 that puts >_> us to UwU ouw uWu shifts. +I'll >_< make xDD you >w< feed on >_< bewwies ÚwÚ and on woots, +xDD And >w< feed on curds ÚwÚ and UwU whey, ÚwÚ and uWu suck x3 the xDD goat, +xDD And UwU cabin uWu in :3 a >_< cave, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing xDD you x3 up +;;w;; To be :3 a warrior ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command :3 a :33 camp. +uWu Exit with x3 the :33 CHIWD + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace + +Entew OwO TITUS, :33 beawing x3 awwows with x3 wettews on x3 the uWu ends of OwO them; +with ^.^ him MAWCUS, :3 YOUNG LUCIUS, ÚwÚ and othew xDD gentwemen, +;;w;; PUBWIUS, >w< SEMPWONyIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; CAIUS, with bows + +TITUS. ^.^ Come, Marcus, >_< come; :3 kinsmen, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the >_> way. +Sir ^-^ boy, wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 youw archery; +Wook OwO ye dwaw ^.^ home UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis there stwaight. +Terras >_< Astwea wewiquit, +^w^ Be xDD you rememb'red, :33 Mawcus; ^w^ she's >w< gonye, ^w^ she's OwO fwed. +uWu Siws, OwO take xDD you to x3 youw :3 toows. >_< You, >w< cousins, UwU shaww +Go >_> sound x3 the xDD ocean ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast x3 youw nyets; +:33 Happiwy xDD you OwO may catch her uWu in x3 the sea; +ÚwÚ Yet there's >_< as xDD wittwe justice >_< as uWu at xDD wand. +No; UwU Pubwius ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Sempwonyius, xDD you ^w^ must UwU do uWu it; +'Tis xDD you ^w^ must dig with mattock ÚwÚ and with spade, +xDD And xDD piewce x3 the >_< inmost centwe of x3 the ^w^ eawth; +Then, when xDD you come to Pluto's ^-^ wegion, +UwU I pray xDD you ÚwÚ dewivew ^.^ him ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ petition. +Teww ^.^ him >w< it >_> is fow justice ÚwÚ and fow ^w^ aid, +xDD And :3 that >w< it x3 comes from ;;w;; owd Andronicus, +>_< Shaken with ^w^ sowwows uWu in uWu ungwatefuw xDD Wome. +xDD Ah, Wome! xDD Weww, weww, UwU I UwU made uWu thee >w< misewabwe +>_> What time UwU I OwO thwew x3 the people's uWu suffwages +On ^.^ him :3 that OwO thus xDD doth tywannyize ^-^ o'ew x3 me. +Go get xDD you xDD gonye; ÚwÚ and pray be careful all, +xDD And OwO weave xDD you nyot :3 a man-of-waw >_> unseawch'd. +This wicked >_> Empewow OwO may uWu have uWu shipp'd her OwO hence; +^.^ And, :3 kinsmen, xDD then ^.^ we OwO may OwO go :33 pipe fow justice. +OwO MAWCUS. x3 O Pubwius, >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this :3 a x3 heavy case, +;;w;; To >_> see >w< thy x3 nyobwe :33 uncwe OwO thus uWu distwact? +:3 PUBWIUS. >_< Thewefowe, x3 my wowds, >w< it ;;w;; highwy >_> us uWu concewns +^-^ By day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight t' >_< attend ^.^ him uWu cawefuwwy, +xDD And >w< feed :33 his humouw ^-^ kindwy >_< as ^.^ we OwO may +Tiww time x3 beget x3 some careful UwU wemedy. +OwO MAWCUS. >_> Kinsmen, :33 his ^w^ sowwows OwO awe x3 past UwU wemedy. +>_> Join with x3 the x3 Goths, ÚwÚ and with UwU wevengefuw >w< waw +^.^ Take >w< wweak on ÚwÚ Wome fow ÚwÚ this ingratitude, +xDD And UwU vengeance on x3 the traitor ;;w;; Satuwnyinye. +TITUS. Pubwius, >w< how ^.^ nyow? How now, x3 my >_> mastews? +What, uWu have xDD you >w< met with OwO hew? +:3 PUBWIUS. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; >_> but ^w^ Pwuto OwO sends xDD you word, +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww uWu have xDD Wevenge from >_> heww, xDD you >_< shaww. +OwO Mawwy, fow x3 Justice, ^.^ she >_> is UwU so >w< empwoy'd, +>w< He thinks, with Juv uWu in ^.^ heaven, ow somewhewe else, +^w^ So :3 that ^.^ pewfowce xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds xDD stay :3 a uWu time. +TITUS. >w< He xDD doth ;;w;; me wrong to >w< feed ;;w;; me with x3 deways. +I'll ^w^ dive x3 into x3 the ^.^ buwnying wake bewow +xDD And puww her x3 out of ^.^ Achewon ^.^ by x3 the xDD heews. +Marcus, ^.^ we OwO awe >_> but shwubs, nyo :3 cedaws :33 we, +No :3 big-bon'd ;;w;; men >w< fwam'd of x3 the OwO Cycwops' xDD size; +OwO But :33 metaw, Marcus, steew to x3 the xDD vewy back, +ÚwÚ Yet x3 wwung with >_< wwongs ^.^ mowe than UwU ouw backs ^.^ can bear; +^.^ And, sith there's nyo justice uWu in ^.^ eawth nor >_> heww, +We xDD wiww sowicit ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and move x3 the gods +;;w;; To >_> send down justice fow to >w< wweak UwU ouw x3 wwongs. +^.^ Come, to ÚwÚ this ^.^ geaw. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ awchew, ;;w;; Mawcus. +[He ;;w;; gives them x3 the ^w^ awwows] +'Ad Juvm' ^w^ that's fow uWu you; OwO hewe 'Ad ;;w;; Apowwinyem.' +'Ad Martem' ^w^ that's fow :3 mysewf. +Here, ^-^ boy, uWu 'To uWu Pawwas'; OwO hewe uWu 'To Mewcuwy.' +uWu 'To x3 Satuwn,' Caius- nyot to >_> Satuwnyinye: +>_> You :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ good to >w< shoot OwO against x3 the ^.^ wind. +;;w;; To :33 it, uWu boy. Marcus, ;;w;; woose when UwU I ÚwÚ bid. +Of x3 my word, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ wwitten to :33 effect; +>_> Thewe's nyot :3 a god left unsowicited. +OwO MAWCUS. >_> Kinsmen, >w< shoot aww x3 youw ^-^ shafts x3 into x3 the >_> couwt; +We xDD wiww UwU affwict x3 the >_> Empewow uWu in :33 his pwide. +TITUS. >_> Nyow, mastews, OwO dwaw. ^w^ [They shoot] >_< O, weww said, x3 Wucius! +^-^ Good ^-^ boy, uWu in ^.^ Viwgo's uWu wap! Give >w< it Pawwas. +OwO MAWCUS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I aim :3 a miwe ^w^ beyond x3 the moon; +uWu Youw >_> wettew >_> is with Jupiter ^.^ by UwU this. +TITUS. uWu Ha! :33 ha! +Pubwius, Pubwius, x3 hast xDD thou done? +:3 See, see, xDD thou x3 hast UwU shot x3 off one of :3 Tauwus' ^.^ howns. +OwO MAWCUS. This UwU was x3 the sport, x3 my wowd: when UwU Pubwius shot, +uWu The Bull, ^.^ being gaww'd, uWu gave Aries xDD such :3 a :3 knyock +:33 That down UwU feww both x3 the ^w^ Wam's >w< howns uWu in x3 the >_> couwt; +xDD And who >_> shouwd find them >_> but x3 the Empress' >w< viwwain? +:33 She ^.^ waugh'd, ÚwÚ and told x3 the Moor ^.^ he >_> shouwd nyot choose +OwO But UwU give them to :33 his >_< mastew fow :3 a :33 pwesent. +TITUS. Why, there >w< it :3 goes! ^w^ God UwU give :33 his OwO wowdship >_< joy! + +Entew x3 the CLOWN, with :3 a ;;w;; basket ÚwÚ and >w< two ÚwÚ pigeons uWu in >w< it + +News, nyews from :3 heaven! Marcus, x3 the x3 post >_> is x3 come. +Siwwah, >_> what x3 tidings? :3 Have xDD you xDD any wettews? +Shall UwU I uWu have >w< justice? >_> What ;;w;; says OwO Jupitew? +uWu CWOWN. >w< Ho, x3 the gibbet-makew? >w< He ;;w;; says :3 that ^.^ he hath :33 taken them down +OwO again, fow x3 the x3 man ^w^ must nyot be :33 hang'd >w< tiww x3 the :3 nyext x3 week. +TITUS. OwO But >_> what ;;w;; says Jupiter, UwU I ^w^ ask thee? +uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot Jupiter; UwU I >_< nyevew drank with ^.^ him uWu in aww +x3 my life. +TITUS. Why, villain, awt nyot xDD thou x3 the carrier? +uWu CWOWN. Ay, of x3 my xDD pigeons, siw; >_< nyothing ewse. +TITUS. Why, :33 didst xDD thou nyot come from UwU heaven? +uWu CWOWN. Fwom :3 heaven! ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_< nyevew ^-^ came :33 thewe. ^w^ God UwU fowbid UwU I +>_> shouwd be UwU so bold to x3 pwess to heaven uWu in x3 my xDD young days. Why, UwU I ^w^ am +x3 going with x3 my ÚwÚ pigeons to x3 the OwO Twibunyaw Plebs, to OwO take x3 up :3 a ;;w;; mattew +of uWu bwaww betwixt x3 my :33 uncwe ÚwÚ and one of x3 the Empewaw's ^.^ men. +OwO MAWCUS. Why, ^w^ siw, :3 that >_> is >_< as ;;w;; fit >_< as ^.^ can be to serve fow x3 youw +owation; ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him ÚwÚ dewivew x3 the ÚwÚ pigeons to x3 the >_> Empewow from OwO you. +TITUS. Teww uWu me, ^.^ can xDD you ÚwÚ dewivew >w< an >_< owation to x3 the >_> Empewow with :3 a +UwU gwace? +uWu CWOWN. Nyay, OwO twuwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I couwd >_< nyevew >_> say xDD gwace uWu in aww x3 my life. +TITUS. Siwwah, come hithew. ^-^ Make nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ ado, +OwO But UwU give x3 youw ÚwÚ pigeons to x3 the OwO Empewow; +^-^ By ;;w;; me xDD thou shalt uWu have justice uWu at :33 his ^w^ hands. +UwU Howd, ;;w;; howd! Meanwhile hewe's monyey fow >w< thy charges. +Give ;;w;; me OwO pen ÚwÚ and ink. Siwwah, ^.^ can xDD you with :3 a xDD gwace ÚwÚ dewivew x3 up :3 a +OwO suppwication? +uWu CWOWN. Ay, sir. +TITUS. UwU Then OwO hewe >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ suppwication fow OwO you. xDD And when xDD you come to +:3 him, uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst appwoach xDD you ^w^ must kneel; xDD then :3 kiss :33 his >w< foot; +xDD then ÚwÚ dewivew x3 up x3 youw pigeons; ÚwÚ and xDD then wook fow x3 youw ÚwÚ wewawd. I'll +be uWu at uWu hand, siw; >_> see xDD you UwU do >w< it bwavewy. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, siw; wet ;;w;; me >_< awonye. +TITUS. Siwwah, x3 hast xDD thou :3 a knife? :3 Come wet ;;w;; me >_> see :3 it. +Here, Marcus, ^w^ fowd >w< it uWu in x3 the owation; +For xDD thou x3 hast UwU made >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a humble ^w^ suppwiant. +xDD And when xDD thou x3 hast UwU given >w< it to x3 the Empewow, +Knock uWu at x3 my door, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me >_> what ^.^ he says. +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ God be with UwU you, siw; UwU I :33 wiww. +TITUS. ^.^ Come, Marcus, wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. Pubwius, ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +xDD Wome. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 the EMPEROR, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU EMPWESS ÚwÚ and her >w< two sons, :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and uWu CHIWON; +;;w;; WOWDS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. uWu The EMPEROR >_< bwings x3 the x3 awwows uWu in :33 his uWu hand :3 that TITUS +UwU shot uWu at ^.^ him + +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Why, wowds, >_> what >_< wwongs OwO awe UwU these! Was OwO evew :3 seen +^-^ An empewow uWu in ÚwÚ Wome OwO thus overborne, +Troubled, confwonted ^.^ thus; x3 and, fow x3 the ^-^ extent +Of ^-^ egaw justice, ;;w;; us'd uWu in xDD such >_> contempt? +OwO My wowds, xDD you knyow, >_< as ^.^ knyow x3 the >_> mightfuw uWu gods, +UwU Howevew these disturbers of UwU ouw uWu peace +>_< Buzz uWu in x3 the people's ;;w;; eaws, there >_< nyought hath :33 pass'd +OwO But even with law OwO against x3 the ^.^ wiwfuw xDD sons +Of ;;w;; owd Andwonyicus. xDD And >_> what >w< an >_> if +ÚwÚ His ^w^ sowwows uWu have UwU so overwhelm'd :33 his UwU wits, +Shall ^.^ we be OwO thus afflicted uWu in :33 his wweaks, +ÚwÚ His fits, :33 his frenzy, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> bittewnyess? +xDD And nyow ^.^ he >_< wwites to heaven fow :33 his >w< wedwess. +:3 See, hewe's uWu 'To Jove' ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu 'To Mewcuwy'; +This uWu 'To ^-^ Apowwo'; ÚwÚ this uWu 'To x3 the ^w^ God of ^-^ Waw'- +ÚwÚ Sweet scrolls to fwy about x3 the ^w^ stweets of Wome! +x3 What's ÚwÚ this >_> but libelling OwO against x3 the >_< Senyate, +xDD And ^.^ bwazonying UwU ouw :3 unjustice every whewe? +^-^ A xDD goodwy >_< humouw, >_> is >w< it >_> nyot, x3 my lords? +;;w;; As who ^.^ wouwd >_> say uWu in ÚwÚ Wome nyo justice were. +OwO But >_> if UwU I x3 wive, :33 his ÚwÚ feignyed ecstasies +Shall be nyo ÚwÚ shewtew to these outwages; +OwO But ^.^ he ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU shaww ^.^ knyow :3 that justice ;;w;; wives +^w^ In Saturninus' health; :33 whom, >_> if ^.^ she sweep, +^-^ He'ww UwU so awake >_< as ^.^ he uWu in UwU fuwy UwU shaww +Cut x3 off x3 the :3 pwoud'st conspirator :3 that ^.^ wives. +TAMORA. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, x3 my lovely >_< Satuwnyinye, +Lord of x3 my :3 wife, commandew of x3 my thoughts, +x3 Cawm ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw x3 the :33 fauwts of Titus' age, +xDD Th' UwU effects of sorrow fow :33 his uWu vawiant xDD sons +>_< Whose ^-^ woss hath x3 piewc'd ^.^ him >_> deep ÚwÚ and scarr'd :33 his heawt; +xDD And rather uWu comfowt :33 his distwessed plight +Than >_> pwosecute x3 the meanyest ow x3 the best +For these >_< contempts. :3 [Aside] Why, OwO thus >w< it UwU shaww :33 become +^w^ High-witted Tamora to gwoze with all. +But, >w< Titus, UwU I uWu have touch'd uWu thee to x3 the quick, +x3 Thy life-blood out; >_> if :3 Aawon nyow be >_< wise, +UwU Then >_> is aww safe, x3 the ÚwÚ anchow uWu in x3 the port. + +Entew CWOWN + +How now, ÚwÚ good xDD fewwow! Wouldst xDD thou speak with us? +uWu CWOWN. Yes, xDD fowsooth, >w< an x3 youw mistriship be Emperial. +TAMORA. Empress UwU I am, >_> but yonder >_> sits x3 the ÚwÚ Empewow. +uWu CWOWN. 'Tis >_> he.- ^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint ^w^ Stephen UwU give xDD you uWu godden. UwU I uWu have +^.^ bwought xDD you :3 a >_> wettew ÚwÚ and :3 a coupwe of ÚwÚ pigeons hewe. +x3 [SATUWNyINyUS weads x3 the >_> wettew] +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Go OwO take ^.^ him away, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hang ^.^ him presently. +uWu CWOWN. How much monyey ^w^ must UwU I have? +TAMORA. ^.^ Come, sirrah, xDD you ^w^ must be xDD hang'd. +uWu CWOWN. >w< Hang'd! :33 by'w UwU wady, xDD then UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought x3 up :3 a x3 nyeck to :3 a >w< faiw +OwO end. ;;w;; [Exit UwU guawded] +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Despitefuw ÚwÚ and intowewabwe wwongs! +Shall UwU I OwO enduwe ÚwÚ this monstwous viwwainy? +UwU I ^.^ knyow from >_> whence ÚwÚ this same xDD device proceeds. +^-^ May ÚwÚ this be :33 bownye- >_< as >_> if :33 his ^-^ twaitowous xDD sons +:33 That >w< died ^.^ by law fow murder of UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew +:3 Have ^.^ by x3 my means :33 been butchered uWu wwongfuwwy? +Go drag x3 the viwwain ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ haiw; +x3 Nyow age nor honour UwU shaww xDD shape >_< pwiviwege. +For ÚwÚ this OwO pwoud ÚwÚ mock I'll be >w< thy x3 swaughtewman, +:3 Swy frantic :3 wwetch, :3 that x3 howp'st to >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ gweat, +^w^ In UwU hope >w< thysewf >_> shouwd >_< guvwn ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and x3 me. + +Entew uWu NyUNTIUS x3 AEMIWIUS + +>_> What nyews with ÚwÚ thee, >_< Aemiwius? +;;w;; AEMIWIUS. >_< Awm, x3 my lords! ÚwÚ Wome >_< nyevew xDD had ^.^ mowe OwO cause. +uWu The Goths uWu have OwO gathewed head; ÚwÚ and with :3 a powew +Of xDD high resolved men, UwU bent to x3 the xDD spoiw, +^-^ They ÚwÚ hithew :33 mawch x3 amain, :33 undew ÚwÚ conduct +Of ^w^ Wucius, >_< son to ;;w;; owd Andronicus; +Who threats uWu in course of ÚwÚ this xDD wevenge to UwU do +;;w;; As much >_< as OwO evew Cowiowanyus ^.^ did. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Is warlike ^.^ Wucius general of x3 the Goths? +;;w;; These UwU tidings nip uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ hang x3 the >_> head +;;w;; As fwowews with :3 fwost, ow gwass xDD beat down with storms. +Ay, nyow ÚwÚ begins UwU ouw ^w^ sowwows to ;;w;; appwoach. +'Tis ^.^ he x3 the ^w^ common OwO peopwe wuv UwU so >_> much; +xDD Mysewf hath often heard them UwU say- +x3 When UwU I uWu have :33 wawked ^.^ wike :3 a >_> pwivate >_> man- +:33 That ^.^ Wucius' UwU banyishment UwU was wrongfully, +xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have >w< wish'd :3 that ^.^ Wucius :3 wewe uWu theiw uWu empewow. +TAMORA. Why >_> shouwd xDD you fear? Is nyot x3 youw UwU city :3 stwong? +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Ay, >_> but x3 the :3 citizens ^.^ favouw ^w^ Wucius, +xDD And xDD wiww ;;w;; wevowt from ;;w;; me to succouw ^.^ him. +TAMORA. OwO King, be >w< thy >_< thoughts >_> impewious ^.^ wike >w< thy xDD nyame! +Is x3 the sun >_< dimm'd, :3 that ^-^ gnyats UwU do fwy uWu in :33 it? +uWu The >_> eagwe suffers xDD wittwe xDD biwds to ^w^ sing, +xDD And >_> is nyot careful >_> what ;;w;; they >_> mean thereby, +Knyowing :3 that with x3 the :3 shadow of :33 his x3 wings +>w< He ^.^ can uWu at :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ stint uWu theiw melody; +Even UwU so :33 mayest xDD thou x3 the ^-^ giddy ;;w;; men of xDD Wome. +UwU Then cheer >w< thy uWu spiwit; fow ^.^ knyow UwU thou, Empewow, +UwU I xDD wiww enchant x3 the ;;w;; owd Andwonyicus +With wowds ^.^ mowe sweet, ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ mowe UwU dangewous, +Than baits to :33 fish ow uWu honyey-stawks to ;;w;; sheep, +x3 When >_< as x3 the one >_> is wounded with x3 the :3 bait, +uWu The othew rotted with delicious OwO feed. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. OwO But ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot entweat :33 his >_< son fow >_> us. +TAMORA. ;;w;; If Tamora entweat :3 him, xDD then ^.^ he :33 wiww; +For UwU I ^.^ can x3 smooth ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiww :33 his ^-^ aged OwO eaws +With golden UwU pwomises, :3 that, :3 wewe :33 his >_< heawt +Awmost impregnable, :33 his ;;w;; owd OwO eaws deaf, +ÚwÚ Yet >_> shouwd both ear ÚwÚ and >_< heawt UwU obey x3 my :33 tongue. +:33 [To AEMILIUS] Go xDD thou >w< befowe to be UwU ouw ;;w;; ambassadow; +x3 Say :3 that x3 the >_> Empewow uWu wequests :3 a parley +Of warlike ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appoint x3 the meeting +Even uWu at :33 his father's house, x3 the ;;w;; owd Andwonyicus. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Aemilius, UwU do ÚwÚ this ^-^ message honourably; +xDD And >_> if ^.^ he stand on :3 hostage fow :33 his safety, +x3 Bid ^.^ him ;;w;; demand >_> what >_< pwedge xDD wiww uWu pwease ^.^ him >_> best. +;;w;; AEMIWIUS. uWu Youw OwO bidding UwU shaww UwU I UwU do effectually. uWu Exit +TAMORA. Now xDD wiww UwU I to :3 that ;;w;; owd Andronicus, +xDD And xDD tempew ^.^ him with aww x3 the awt UwU I have, +;;w;; To pluck OwO pwoud ^.^ Wucius from x3 the warlike uWu Goths. +xDD And now, x3 sweet Empewow, be blithe OwO again, +xDD And ^.^ buwy aww >w< thy feaw uWu in x3 my devices. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. UwU Then OwO go ÚwÚ successantwy, ÚwÚ and pwead to ^.^ him. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Plains nyeaw ÚwÚ Wome + +Entew :33 WUCIUS with >w< an ^.^ awmy of :3 GOTHS with xDD dwums ÚwÚ and cowouws + +WUCIUS. Approved :33 wawwiows ÚwÚ and x3 my faithfuw OwO fwiends, +UwU I uWu have uWu weceived x3 wettews from great ÚwÚ Wome +>_< Which OwO signyifies >_> what ^-^ hate ;;w;; they UwU beaw uWu theiw >_> Empewow +xDD And >w< how ^.^ desiwous of UwU ouw ^.^ sight ;;w;; they x3 awe. +>_< Thewefowe, great wowds, be, >_< as x3 youw titles ^.^ witnyess, +Impewious ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impatient of x3 youw wwongs; +xDD And wherein ÚwÚ Wome hath donye xDD you xDD any >w< scath, +Let ^.^ him >_< make >w< twebwe satisfaction. +uWu FIWST ^.^ GOTH. ^-^ Bwave xDD swip, sprung from x3 the great Andronicus, +>_< Whose xDD nyame UwU was >_> once UwU ouw >w< tewwow, nyow UwU ouw comfort, +>_< Whose xDD high exploits ÚwÚ and ^.^ honyouwabwe >_< deeds +Ingwatefuw ÚwÚ Wome requites with fouw ^.^ contempt, +^w^ Be bold uWu in UwU us: we'll ;;w;; fowwow :3 whewe xDD thou :3 wead'st, +Wike stinging ÚwÚ bees uWu in ;;w;; hottest :33 summew's ^-^ day, +UwU Wed ^.^ by uWu theiw >_< mastew to x3 the OwO fwow'wed >w< fiewds, +xDD And be >_< aveng'd on uWu cuwsed Tamora. +^w^ AWW ^-^ THE ÚwÚ GOTHS. xDD And >_< as ^.^ he saith, UwU so >_> say ^.^ we aww with ^.^ him. +WUCIUS. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank xDD you all. +OwO But who x3 comes UwU hewe, x3 wed ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ wusty Goth? + +Entew :3 a >_> GOTH, weading ^-^ AAWON with :33 his :33 CHIWD uWu in :33 his :3 awms + +^w^ SECOND ^.^ GOTH. UwU Wenyownyed ^w^ Wucius, from UwU ouw troops UwU I uWu stway'd +;;w;; To ÚwÚ gaze ;;w;; upon :3 a ruinous OwO monyastewy; +xDD And >_< as UwU I eawnyestwy uWu did xDD fix >_< minye ^w^ eye +>_> Upon x3 the wasted building, ;;w;; suddenwy +UwU I heard :3 a chiwd cwy undewnyeath :3 a wall. +UwU I UwU made >w< unto x3 the noise, when >w< soon UwU I heard +uWu The :3 cwying >w< babe contwoww'd with ÚwÚ this >w< discouwse: +xDD 'Peace, OwO tawny :33 swave, half ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and half >w< thy dam! +Did nyot >w< thy :33 hue OwO bewway x3 whose :3 bwat xDD thou awt, +xDD Had ÚwÚ nyatuwe OwO went uWu thee >_> but >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's look, +uWu Viwwain, xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst uWu have :33 been >w< an >_> empewow; +OwO But :3 whewe x3 the uWu buww ÚwÚ and >_< cow OwO awe both >_< miwk-white, +^-^ They >_< nyevew UwU do x3 beget :3 a coal-black xDD cawf. +uWu Peace, villain, xDD peace!'- even OwO thus ^.^ he >w< wates x3 the OwO babe- +^w^ 'Fow UwU I ^w^ must UwU beaw uWu thee to :3 a trusty OwO Goth, +UwU Who, when ^.^ he xDD knyows xDD thou awt x3 the Empress' ^w^ babe, +Will howd uWu thee ÚwÚ deawwy fow >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's sake.' +With uWu this, x3 my :33 weapon x3 dwawn, UwU I uWu wush'd ;;w;; upon :3 him, +Suwpwis'd ^.^ him suddenly, ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought ^.^ him ÚwÚ hithew +;;w;; To use >_< as xDD you think needful of x3 the man. +WUCIUS. x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy OwO Goth, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the uWu incawnyate ^.^ deviw +:33 That wobb'd Andwonyicus of :33 his ÚwÚ good xDD hand; +This >_> is x3 the uWu peaww :3 that pleas'd x3 youw Empress' >_< eye; +xDD And hewe's x3 the UwU base ^w^ fwuit of her ^.^ buwnying xDD wust. +Say, ;;w;; waww-ey'd :33 swave, :33 whithew wouldst xDD thou :33 convey +This >_< gwowing x3 image of >w< thy fiend-like ^.^ face? +Why dost nyot x3 speak? What, deaf? ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a word? +^-^ A :33 hawtew, sowdiews! Hang ^.^ him on ÚwÚ this tree, +xDD And ^.^ by :33 his x3 side :33 his ^w^ fwuit of uWu bastawdy. +^.^ AAWON. Touch nyot x3 the ^-^ boy, ^.^ he >_> is of royal blood. +WUCIUS. Too ^.^ wike x3 the >w< siwe fow OwO evew ^.^ being UwU good. +First ^w^ hang x3 the child, :3 that ^.^ he OwO may >_> see >w< it ;;w;; spwaww- +^-^ A ^.^ sight to ^-^ vex x3 the father's :3 souw uWu withaw. +>_< Get ;;w;; me :3 a >w< waddew. +:3 [A ladder brought, which ^-^ AAWON >_> is UwU made to UwU cwimb] +^.^ AAWON. ^w^ Wucius, :3 save x3 the child, +xDD And UwU beaw >w< it from ;;w;; me to x3 the Emperess. +;;w;; If xDD thou UwU do uWu this, I'll x3 show uWu thee wondwous ^.^ things +:33 That ;;w;; highwy OwO may ^w^ advantage uWu thee to :3 heaw; +;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt >_> nyot, befaww >_> what OwO may :33 befaww, +I'll speak nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but 'Vengeance uWu wot xDD you aww!' +WUCIUS. x3 Say xDD on; >w< an >_> if >w< it uWu pwease ;;w;; me which xDD thou >w< speak'st, +x3 Thy chiwd UwU shaww x3 wive, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww >_> see >w< it ^.^ nyouwish'd. +^.^ AAWON. ^-^ An >_> if >w< it uWu pwease uWu thee! Why, :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ Wucius, +'Twiww ^-^ vex >w< thy :3 souw to hear >_> what UwU I UwU shaww speak; +For UwU I ^w^ must tawk of ;;w;; muwdews, x3 wapes, ÚwÚ and massacres, +uWu Acts of black night, UwU abominyabwe uWu deeds, +ÚwÚ Compwots of mischief, uWu tweason, :33 viwwainyies, +UwU Wuthfuw to heaw, yet piteously pewfowm'd; +xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU shaww aww be buried uWu in x3 my UwU death, +OwO Unwess xDD thou >_< sweaw to ;;w;; me x3 my chiwd UwU shaww wive. +WUCIUS. Teww on >w< thy xDD mind; UwU I >_> say >w< thy chiwd UwU shaww wive. +^.^ AAWON. Swear :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; begin. +WUCIUS. Who >_> shouwd UwU I >_< sweaw by? ^.^ Thou believest nyo x3 god; +:33 That ^-^ gwanted, >w< how ;;w;; canst xDD thou ^-^ bewieve >w< an ^w^ oath? +^.^ AAWON. >_> What >_> if UwU I UwU do ^w^ nyot? >_< as ÚwÚ indeed UwU I UwU do x3 nyot; +Yet, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou awt religious +xDD And x3 hast :3 a ^.^ thing within uWu thee ^w^ cawwed OwO conscience, +With ÚwÚ twenty >_< popish tricks ÚwÚ and uWu cewemonyies +>_< Which UwU I uWu have :3 seen uWu thee careful to :33 obsewve, +Therefore UwU I urge >w< thy uWu oath. For :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow +^-^ An idiot ÚwÚ howds :33 his xDD baubwe fow :3 a ^.^ god, +xDD And keeps x3 the ^-^ oath which ^.^ by :3 that god ^.^ he sweaws, +;;w;; To :3 that I'll urge ^.^ him. Therefore xDD thou shalt vow +^-^ By :3 that same god- >_> what god soe'ew >w< it be +:33 That xDD thou adowest ÚwÚ and x3 hast uWu in wevewence- +;;w;; To :3 save x3 my ^-^ boy, to nourish ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him xDD up; +:33 Ow >_> ewse UwU I xDD wiww OwO discuvw >_< nyought to thee. +WUCIUS. Even ^.^ by x3 my god UwU I >_< sweaw to uWu thee UwU I :33 wiww. +^.^ AAWON. First ^.^ knyow UwU thou, UwU I ^.^ begot ^.^ him on x3 the ^-^ Empwess. +WUCIUS. x3 O UwU most insatiate ÚwÚ and wuxuwious OwO woman! +^.^ AAWON. Tut, ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ this UwU was >_> but :3 a ^.^ deed of xDD chawity +;;w;; To :3 that which xDD thou shalt hear of ;;w;; me x3 anyon. +>_< 'Twas her >w< two xDD sons :3 that murdered ;;w;; Bassianyus; +^-^ They :3 cut >w< thy OwO sistew's ;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and UwU wavish'd hew, +xDD And :3 cut her ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and trimm'd her >_< as xDD thou uWu sawest. +WUCIUS. x3 O ^.^ detestabwe :33 viwwain! Caww'st xDD thou :3 that >w< twimming? +^.^ AAWON. Why, ^.^ she UwU was ^w^ wash'd, ÚwÚ and :3 cut, ÚwÚ and ^w^ twimm'd, ÚwÚ and uWu 'twas +>_< Twim spowt fow them which xDD had x3 the xDD doing of :3 it. +WUCIUS. x3 O barbarous OwO beastwy x3 viwwains ^.^ wike OwO thysewf! +^.^ AAWON. >w< Indeed, UwU I UwU was uWu theiw ;;w;; tutow to instwuct OwO them. +:33 That codding ^w^ spiwit xDD had ;;w;; they from uWu theiw :33 mothew, +;;w;; As >_< suwe :3 a >w< cawd >_< as OwO evew ^.^ won x3 the ÚwÚ set; +:33 That bwoody UwU mind, UwU I >_< think, ;;w;; they weawn'd of uWu me, +;;w;; As true :3 a dog >_< as OwO evew ÚwÚ fought uWu at >_> head. +xDD Weww, wet x3 my >_< deeds be >_> witnyess of x3 my uWu wowth. +UwU I ;;w;; twain'd >w< thy >_< bwethwen to :3 that guileful x3 howe +Whewe x3 the >_< dead corpse of OwO Bassianyus way; +UwU I wwote x3 the >_> wettew :3 that >w< thy >w< fathew >_> found, +xDD And >_< hid x3 the gowd within :3 that >_> wettew mention'd, +>w< Confedewate with x3 the xDD Queen ÚwÚ and her >w< two sons; +xDD And >_> what nyot :33 donye, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast cause to uWu wue, +^-^ Whewein UwU I xDD had nyo ^w^ stwoke of ^-^ mischief uWu in :33 it? +UwU I pway'd x3 the xDD cheatew fow >w< thy father's uWu hand, +^.^ And, when UwU I xDD had :33 it, >w< dwew mysewf UwU apawt +xDD And almost broke x3 my >_< heawt with extweme uWu waughtew. +UwU I pried ;;w;; me ^w^ thwough x3 the uWu cwevice of :3 a :3 waww, +UwU When, fow :33 his uWu hand, ^.^ he xDD had :33 his >w< two >w< sons' heads; +Beheld :33 his ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and >_< waugh'd UwU so UwU heawtiwy +:33 That both >_< minye eyes :3 wewe wainy ^.^ wike to ^w^ his; +xDD And when UwU I told x3 the Empress of ÚwÚ this sport, +:33 She swooned almost uWu at x3 my pweasing :33 tawe, +xDD And fow x3 my UwU tidings uWu gave ;;w;; me ÚwÚ twenty ÚwÚ kisses. +^.^ GOTH. What, ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_> say aww ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew bwush? +^.^ AAWON. Ay, ^.^ wike :3 a black dog, >_< as x3 the :3 saying >w< is. +WUCIUS. Awt xDD thou nyot sowwy fow these ;;w;; heinyous >_> deeds? +^.^ AAWON. Ay, :3 that UwU I xDD had nyot donye :3 a thousand more. +Even nyow UwU I UwU cuwse x3 the day- ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, UwU I >_< think, +uWu Few come within x3 the compass of x3 my curse- +^-^ Whewein UwU I uWu did nyot x3 some :3 nyotowious iww; +;;w;; As OwO kiww :3 a ^w^ man, ow >_> ewse >w< devise :33 his ÚwÚ death; +>_> Wavish :3 a ;;w;; maid, ow :3 pwot x3 the uWu way to UwU do uWu it; +^w^ Accuse x3 some innocent, ÚwÚ and >w< fowsweaw >_< mysewf; +Set deadwy >_< enmity ^-^ between >w< two >_< fwiends; +^-^ Make poor men's cattle bweak uWu theiw UwU nyecks; +Set fire on OwO bawns ÚwÚ and OwO hay-stacks uWu in x3 the night, +xDD And bid x3 the ownyews quench them with uWu theiw >w< teaws. +x3 Oft uWu have UwU I xDD digg'd x3 up >_< dead ;;w;; men from uWu theiw >w< gwaves, +xDD And uWu set them ^w^ upwight uWu at uWu theiw uWu deaw >_< fwiends' doow +Even when uWu theiw ^w^ sowwows almost UwU was >w< fowgot, +xDD And on uWu theiw xDD skins, >_< as on x3 the >_< bawk of trees, +:3 Have with x3 my knyife x3 cawved uWu in Roman x3 wettews +^w^ 'Wet nyot x3 youw sorrow >_> die, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am >w< dead.' +Tut, UwU I uWu have donye :3 a thousand :3 dweadfuw ^.^ things +;;w;; As ^w^ wiwwingwy >_< as one ^.^ wouwd OwO kiww :3 a xDD fwy; +xDD And >_< nyothing grieves ;;w;; me UwU heawtiwy ÚwÚ indeed +OwO But :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do ;;w;; ten thousand more. +WUCIUS. Bring down x3 the deviw, fow ^.^ he ^w^ must nyot ^-^ die +^w^ So x3 sweet :3 a :33 death >_< as >_< hanging presently. +^.^ AAWON. ;;w;; If there be devils, ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe :3 a deviw, +;;w;; To ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and buwn uWu in everlasting ^w^ fiwe, +^w^ So UwU I ^w^ might uWu have x3 youw >_< company uWu in heww +OwO But to x3 towment xDD you with x3 my UwU bittew >_< tongue! +WUCIUS. uWu Siws, ÚwÚ stop :33 his uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him speak nyo more. + +Entew x3 AEMIWIUS + +^.^ GOTH. OwO My uWu wowd, there >_> is :3 a :3 messengew from ÚwÚ Wome +Desires to be admitted to x3 youw pwesence. +WUCIUS. Let ^.^ him come ÚwÚ nyeaw. +Welcome, >_< Aemiwius. x3 What's x3 the nyews from >w< Wome? +;;w;; AEMIWIUS. Lord ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ and xDD you Princes of x3 the x3 Goths, +uWu The Roman >_> Empewow greets xDD you aww ^.^ by OwO me; +^.^ And, fow ^.^ he :3 undewstands xDD you OwO awe uWu in awms, +>w< He cwaves :3 a parley uWu at x3 youw father's house, +:3 Wiwwing xDD you to ;;w;; demand x3 youw :3 hostages, +xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww be immediatewy :33 dewivew'd. +uWu FIWST ^.^ GOTH. >_> What ;;w;; says UwU ouw x3 genyewaw? +WUCIUS. Aemilius, wet x3 the >_> Empewow UwU give :33 his >_< pwedges +uWu Unto x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 uncwe ;;w;; Mawcus. +xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 come. March xDD away. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +xDD Wome. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ TITUS' ;;w;; house + +Entew uWu TAMOWA, ÚwÚ and her >w< two sons, :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, disguised + +TAMORA. Thus, uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and >_> sad :3 habiwiment, +UwU I xDD wiww x3 encountew with Andronicus, +xDD And >_> say UwU I ^w^ am xDD Wevenge, sent from bewow +;;w;; To ^w^ join with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >w< wight :33 his ;;w;; heinyous x3 wwongs. +Knock uWu at :33 his ^-^ study, :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> say ^.^ he keeps +;;w;; To >_< wuminyate ;;w;; stwange plots of xDD diwe ^w^ wevenge; +Teww ^.^ him xDD Wevenge >_> is come to ^w^ join with :3 him, +xDD And ^.^ wowk :3 confusion on :33 his enemies. + +^-^ They :3 knyock ÚwÚ and TITUS :33 opens :33 his ^-^ study door, :33 abuv + +TITUS. Who xDD doth ;;w;; mowest x3 my OwO contempwation? +Is >w< it x3 youw twick to >_< make ;;w;; me ^w^ ope x3 the door, +:33 That UwU so x3 my >_> sad decrees OwO may fwy OwO away +xDD And aww x3 my ^-^ study be to nyo ^.^ effect? +>_> You OwO awe :3 deceiv'd; fow >_> what UwU I >_> mean to UwU do +xDD See OwO hewe uWu in bwoody lines UwU I uWu have uWu set down; +xDD And >_> what >_> is ÚwÚ wwitten UwU shaww be ^-^ executed. +TAMORA. >w< Titus, UwU I ^w^ am come to tawk with thee. +TITUS. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a OwO wowd. How ^.^ can UwU I xDD gwace x3 my talk, +:3 Wanting :3 a uWu hand to UwU give >w< it :3 that accowd? +^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 the ^w^ odds of OwO me; >_< thewefowe nyo more. +TAMORA. ;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst ^.^ knyow uWu me, xDD thou wouldst tawk with x3 me. +TITUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot mad, UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee weww >_> enyough: +Witness ÚwÚ this wwetched x3 stump, >_> witnyess these >_< cwimson lines; +Witness these trenches UwU made ^.^ by grief ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cawe; +Witness x3 the OwO tiwing day ÚwÚ and x3 heavy ^w^ nyight; +Witness aww sorrow :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee weww +For UwU ouw OwO pwoud >w< Empwess, ^-^ mighty Tamora. +Is nyot >w< thy xDD coming fow x3 my othew hand? +TAMORA. xDD Knyow UwU thou, >_> sad ^w^ man, UwU I ^w^ am nyot Tamora: +:33 She >_> is >w< thy ;;w;; enyemy ÚwÚ and UwU I >w< thy :3 fwiend. +UwU I ^w^ am xDD Wevenge, sent from x3 th' infewnyaw ^w^ kingdom +;;w;; To ^w^ ease x3 the :3 gnyawing vulture of >w< thy ^-^ mind +^-^ By >w< wowking wreakful UwU vengeance on >w< thy foes. +:3 Come down ÚwÚ and wewcome ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this OwO wowwd's >_> wight; +uWu Confew with ;;w;; me of murder ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ death; +>_> Thewe's nyot :3 a OwO howwow cave ow ^.^ wuwking-pwace, +No >_> vast ^-^ obscuwity ow ^w^ misty :3 vawe, +Whewe bwoody murder ow :3 detested xDD wape +UwU Can UwU couch fow feaw >_> but UwU I xDD wiww find them out; +xDD And uWu in uWu theiw OwO eaws tell them x3 my :3 dweadfuw nyame- +xDD Wevenge, which x3 makes x3 the fouw offender x3 quake. +TITUS. Awt xDD thou Revenge? ÚwÚ and awt xDD thou sent to ;;w;; me +;;w;; To be :3 a x3 towment to >_< minye enyemies? +TAMORA. UwU I am; >_< thewefowe come down ÚwÚ and wewcome x3 me. +TITUS. Do ;;w;; me x3 some OwO sewvice ere UwU I come to thee. +Lo, ^.^ by >w< thy x3 side :3 whewe :33 Wape ÚwÚ and >_> Muwdew stands; +Now UwU give x3 some :3 suwance :3 that xDD thou awt >_> Wevenge- +>w< Stab ÚwÚ them, ow teaw them on >w< thy uWu chawiot wheews; +xDD And xDD then I'll come ÚwÚ and be >w< thy :33 waggonyew +xDD And whirl :3 awong with uWu thee about x3 the globes. +Provide uWu thee >w< two OwO pwopew ^w^ pawfweys, black >_< as >w< jet, +;;w;; To UwU hawe >w< thy ÚwÚ vengefuw ^w^ waggon UwU swift away, +xDD And find x3 out muwdewews uWu in uWu theiw guiwty ^w^ caves; +xDD And when >w< thy caw >_> is ^w^ woaden with uWu theiw >_< heads, +UwU I xDD wiww >w< dismount, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< thy ^w^ waggon wheew +Trot, ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; sewviwe :3 footman, aww day long, +Even from uWu Hypewion's ;;w;; wising uWu in x3 the uWu east +Untiw :33 his xDD vewy OwO downfaww uWu in x3 the :33 sea. +xDD And day ^.^ by day I'll UwU do ÚwÚ this x3 heavy task, +^w^ So xDD thou ÚwÚ destwoy :3 Wapinye ÚwÚ and >_> Muwdew :33 thewe. +TAMORA. ;;w;; These OwO awe x3 my ^-^ minyistews, ÚwÚ and come with x3 me. +TITUS. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they >w< thy uWu minyistews? >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they call'd? +TAMORA. :33 Wape ÚwÚ and ^-^ Muwdew; >_< thewefowe ^w^ cawwed UwU so +^.^ 'Cause ;;w;; they OwO take UwU vengeance of xDD such uWu kind of ^.^ men. +TITUS. ^-^ Good Wowd, >w< how ^.^ wike x3 the Empress' xDD sons ;;w;; they UwU awe! +xDD And xDD you x3 the Empwess! OwO But ^.^ we ^-^ wowwdwy ;;w;; men +:3 Have :33 misewabwe, mad, ;;w;; mistaking :3 eyes. +x3 O x3 sweet xDD Wevenge, nyow UwU do UwU I come to ÚwÚ thee; +^.^ And, >_> if one OwO awm's >w< embwacement xDD wiww :3 content ÚwÚ thee, +UwU I xDD wiww >_< embwace uWu thee uWu in >w< it ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. +TAMORA. This xDD cwosing with ^.^ him ^w^ fits :33 his ^.^ wunyacy. +ÚwÚ Whate'ew UwU I forge to >w< feed :33 his ^-^ bwain-sick >_< humouws, +Do xDD you uWu uphowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ maintain uWu in x3 youw speeches, +For nyow ^.^ he x3 fiwmwy UwU takes ;;w;; me fow Wevenge; +^.^ And, ^.^ being credulous uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ mad ^-^ thought, +I'll >_< make ^.^ him >_> send fow ^.^ Wucius :33 his x3 son, +xDD And whiwst UwU I uWu at :3 a :33 banquet howd ^.^ him x3 suwe, +I'll find x3 some x3 cunnying pwactice x3 out of uWu hand +;;w;; To scatter ÚwÚ and UwU dispewse x3 the ^-^ giddy x3 Goths, +:3 Ow, uWu at x3 the least, >_< make them :33 his enemies. +:3 See, OwO hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must ply x3 my UwU theme. + +Entew OwO TITUS, bewow + +TITUS. OwO Wong uWu have UwU I :33 been ^.^ fowwown, ÚwÚ and aww fow thee. +Welcome, xDD dwead OwO Fuwy, to x3 my ^.^ woefuw ÚwÚ house. +:3 Wapinye ÚwÚ and ^.^ Muwdew, xDD you OwO awe wewcome UwU too. +How ^.^ wike x3 the Empress ÚwÚ and her xDD sons xDD you UwU awe! +Weww OwO awe xDD you ^.^ fitted, xDD had xDD you >_> but :3 a Moow. +Could nyot aww heww UwU affowd xDD you xDD such :3 a devil? +For weww UwU I uWu wot x3 the Empress >_< nyevew x3 wags +OwO But uWu in her >_< company there >_> is :3 a Moow; +^.^ And, ^.^ wouwd xDD you ;;w;; wepwesent UwU ouw >_< queen awight, +^.^ It :3 wewe UwU convenyient xDD you xDD had xDD such :3 a deviw. +OwO But wewcome >_< as xDD you x3 awe. >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ do? +TAMORA. >_> What wouldst xDD thou uWu have >_> us UwU do, Andronicus? +DEMETRIUS. uWu Show ;;w;; me :3 a muwdewew, I'll deal with ^.^ him. +>w< CHIWON. uWu Show ;;w;; me :3 a viwwain :3 that hath donye :3 a UwU wape, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am sent to be ^w^ weveng'd on ^.^ him. +TAMORA. uWu Show ;;w;; me :3 a thousand :3 that hath donye uWu thee wwong, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww be wevenged on them all. +TITUS. Wook ;;w;; wound about x3 the wicked ^w^ stweets of ^w^ Wome, +xDD And when xDD thou find'st :3 a x3 man ^w^ that's ^.^ wike ;;w;; thysewf, +^-^ Good ^.^ Muwdew, x3 stab him; uWu he's :3 a murderer. +Go xDD thou with :3 him, ÚwÚ and when >w< it >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ hap +;;w;; To find anyothew :3 that >_> is ^.^ wike to ÚwÚ thee, +^-^ Good Rapine, x3 stab him; ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ravisher. +Go xDD thou with OwO them; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the uWu Empewow's court +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a queen, ^w^ attended ^.^ by :3 a Moow; +Weww shalt xDD thou ^.^ knyow her ^.^ by ^.^ thinye UwU own proportion, +For x3 up ÚwÚ and down ^.^ she xDD doth wesembwe thee. +UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, UwU do on them x3 some :3 viowent ÚwÚ death; +^-^ They uWu have :33 been :3 viowent to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ^w^ minye. +TAMORA. Weww x3 hast xDD thou OwO wesson'd us; ÚwÚ this UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD do. +OwO But ^.^ wouwd >w< it uWu pwease ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good Andronicus, +;;w;; To >_> send fow ^w^ Wucius, >w< thy thrice-valiant x3 son, +Who weads uWu towawds ÚwÚ Wome :3 a band of warlike x3 Goths, +xDD And bid ^.^ him come ÚwÚ and :33 banquet uWu at >w< thy ^.^ house; +x3 When ^.^ he >_> is UwU hewe, even uWu at >w< thy solemn OwO feast, +UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing uWu in x3 the Empress ÚwÚ and her sons, +uWu The >_> Empewow himsewf, ÚwÚ and aww >w< thy ^.^ foes; +xDD And uWu at >w< thy xDD mewcy UwU shaww ;;w;; they >_< stoop ÚwÚ and :33 knyeew, +xDD And on them shalt xDD thou ^w^ ease >w< thy angry ;;w;; heawt. +>_> What ;;w;; says Andwonyicus to ÚwÚ this xDD device? +TITUS. Marcus, x3 my xDD bwothew! 'Tis >_> sad Titus calls. + +Entew >_> MAWCUS + +^w^ Go, ^-^ gentwe Marcus, to >w< thy nephew Lucius; +^.^ Thou shalt ^.^ inquiwe ^.^ him x3 out ^-^ among x3 the uWu Goths. +x3 Bid ^.^ him repair to uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing with ^.^ him +;;w;; Some of x3 the ^.^ chiefest pwinces of x3 the Goths; +x3 Bid ^.^ him encamp :33 his ^-^ sowdiews :3 whewe ;;w;; they x3 awe. +Teww ^.^ him x3 the >_> Empewow ÚwÚ and x3 the Empress ^w^ too +Feast uWu at x3 my house, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> feast with OwO them. +This UwU do xDD thou fow x3 my love; ÚwÚ and UwU so wet :3 him, +;;w;; As ^.^ he wegawds :33 his ^-^ aged father's life. +OwO MAWCUS. This xDD wiww UwU I UwU do, ÚwÚ and >w< soon ^-^ wetuwn ;;w;; again. uWu Exit +TAMORA. Now xDD wiww UwU I >w< hence about >w< thy business, +xDD And OwO take x3 my ministers :3 awong with x3 me. +TITUS. Nyay, x3 nyay, wet :33 Wape ÚwÚ and >_> Muwdew xDD stay with uWu me, +:33 Ow >_> ewse I'll caww x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew back OwO again, +xDD And ÚwÚ cweave to nyo xDD wevenge >_> but ^-^ Wucius. +TAMORA. ^-^ [Aside to her ^w^ sons] >_> What >_> say UwU you, boys? Will xDD you abide +with :3 him, +Whiwes UwU I OwO go tell x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >_> Empewow +How UwU I uWu have guvwn'd UwU ouw ;;w;; detewmin'd UwU jest? +;;w;; Yiewd to :33 his >_< humouw, x3 smooth ÚwÚ and speak ^.^ him faiw, +xDD And ^.^ tawwy with ^.^ him >w< tiww UwU I turn ;;w;; again. +TITUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I UwU knyew them all, ^w^ though ;;w;; they ^-^ suppos'd ;;w;; me mad, +xDD And xDD wiww ^-^ o'ew :3 weach them uWu in uWu theiw UwU own ^-^ devices, +^-^ A :33 paiw of uWu cuwsed uWu heww-hounds ÚwÚ and uWu theiw uWu dam. +DEMETRIUS. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ depawt uWu at pweasuwe; OwO weave >_> us hewe. +TAMORA. UwU Faweweww, Andronicus, xDD Wevenge nyow xDD goes +;;w;; To uWu way :3 a complot to ÚwÚ betway >w< thy foes. +TITUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou dost; x3 and, x3 sweet xDD Wevenge, farewell. +uWu Exit :3 TAMOWA +>w< CHIWON. Teww us, ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, >w< how UwU shaww ^.^ we be UwU empwoy'd? +TITUS. Tut, UwU I uWu have ^.^ wowk enough fow xDD you to xDD do. +Pubwius, come hithew, Caius, ÚwÚ and x3 Vawentinye. + +Entew ;;w;; PUBWIUS, ;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; VAWENTINyE + +:3 PUBWIUS. >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? +TITUS. xDD Knyow xDD you these ÚwÚ two? +:3 PUBWIUS. uWu The Empress' sons, UwU I OwO take ^w^ them: Chiwon, :33 Demetwius. +TITUS. OwO Fie, Pubwius, fie! xDD thou awt ^w^ too much ;;w;; deceiv'd. +uWu The one >_> is ^.^ Muwdew, ÚwÚ and :33 Wape >_> is x3 the ;;w;; othew's UwU nyame; +xDD And >_< thewefowe bind ÚwÚ them, ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Pubwius- +:3 Caius ÚwÚ and Valentine, uWu way ^.^ hands on OwO them. +x3 Oft uWu have xDD you heard ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wish fow xDD such >w< an ^-^ houw, +xDD And nyow UwU I find uWu it; >_< thewefowe bind them x3 suwe, +xDD And ÚwÚ stop uWu theiw mouths >_> if ;;w;; they x3 begin to ^-^ cwy. uWu Exit +^w^ [They uWu way howd on ^w^ CHIWON ÚwÚ and ^-^ DEMETWIUS] +>w< CHIWON. Villains, fowbeaw! ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the Empress' >w< sons. +:3 PUBWIUS. xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU do ^.^ we >_> what ^.^ we OwO awe commanded. +uWu Stop ^-^ cwose uWu theiw ^w^ mouths, wet them nyot speak :3 a OwO wowd. +Is ^.^ he >_< suwe ;;w;; bound? Wook :3 that xDD you bind them uWu fast. + +^.^ We-entew TITUS ^-^ ANDWONyICUS +with :3 a ^-^ knyife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAVINyIA, with :3 a basin + +TITUS. ^.^ Come, come, Wavinyia; look, >w< thy ^-^ foes OwO awe UwU bound. +uWu Siws, ÚwÚ stop uWu theiw ^w^ mouths, wet them nyot speak to OwO me; +OwO But wet them hear >_> what x3 feawfuw wowds UwU I ^-^ uttew. +x3 O >_> viwwains, xDD Chiwon ÚwÚ and UwU Demetwius! +:3 Hewe >w< stands x3 the ^-^ spwing ÚwÚ whom xDD you uWu have x3 stain'd with mud; +This xDD goodwy ^-^ summew with x3 youw winter x3 mix'd. +>_> You kill'd her xDD husband; ÚwÚ and fow :3 that ^-^ viwe ;;w;; fauwt +Two of her bwothews :3 wewe condemn'd to UwU death, +OwO My uWu hand :3 cut x3 off ÚwÚ and UwU made :3 a ^.^ mewwy >_> jest; +UwU Both her x3 sweet ^.^ hands, her ;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ mowe uWu deaw +Than ^.^ hands ow ;;w;; tongue, her :3 spotwess >_> chastity, +>_> Inhuman :3 twaitows, xDD you constwain'd ÚwÚ and fowc'd. +>_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you say, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd wet xDD you x3 speak? +Villains, fow ^-^ shame xDD you couwd nyot ÚwÚ beg fow grace. +Hawk, uWu wwetches! >w< how UwU I >_> mean to mawtyw OwO you. +This one uWu hand yet >_> is left to :3 cut x3 youw ;;w;; thwoats, +Whiwes :3 that ;;w;; Wavinyia >_> 'tween her ÚwÚ stumps xDD doth howd +uWu The basin :3 that weceives x3 youw guiwty blood. +>_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw mothew means to >_> feast with uWu me, +xDD And ;;w;; cawws herself xDD Wevenge, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thinks ;;w;; me >_> mad. +Hawk, viwwains! UwU I xDD wiww grind x3 youw bones to :33 dust, +xDD And with x3 youw :3 bwood ÚwÚ and >w< it I'll >_< make :3 a >_< paste; +xDD And of x3 the ^.^ paste :3 a UwU coffin UwU I xDD wiww OwO weaw, +xDD And >_< make >w< two >_< pasties of x3 youw >_> shamefuw heads; +xDD And bid :3 that ^w^ stwumpet, x3 youw :33 unhawwowed :33 dam, +Wike to x3 the earth, swawwow her UwU own UwU incwease. +This >_> is x3 the >_> feast :3 that UwU I uWu have bid her ^.^ to, +xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the :33 banquet ^.^ she UwU shaww suwfeit xDD on; +For xDD wowse than ÚwÚ Phiwomew xDD you ;;w;; us'd x3 my ^w^ daughtew, +xDD And xDD wowse than xDD Pwognye UwU I xDD wiww be reveng'd. +xDD And nyow >_> pwepawe x3 youw >_< thwoats. Wavinyia, come, +Receive x3 the ^-^ bwood; ÚwÚ and when :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< dead, +Let ;;w;; me OwO go grind uWu theiw bones to OwO powdew >w< smaww, +xDD And with ÚwÚ this hateful liquor xDD tempew uWu it; +xDD And uWu in :3 that ^.^ paste wet uWu theiw ^-^ viwe heads be xDD bak'd. +^.^ Come, come, be every one uWu officious +;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this banquet, which UwU I ÚwÚ wish OwO may ^-^ pwuv +uWu Mowe xDD stewn ÚwÚ and bwoody than x3 the Centauws' x3 feast. +[He >w< cuts uWu theiw >_< thwoats] +^w^ So. +Now ;;w;; bwing them x3 in, fow UwU I xDD wiww :33 pway x3 the cook, +xDD And >_> see them ready OwO against uWu theiw mothew ^w^ comes. +^.^ Exeunt, :33 beawing x3 the >_< dead >_< bodies + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The court of ^.^ TITUS' ;;w;; house + +Entew ^w^ Wucius, MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and x3 the GOTHS, with ^-^ AAWON pwisonyew, +ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 CHIWD uWu in x3 the :3 awms of >w< an x3 attendant + +WUCIUS. Uncle Marcus, xDD since UwU 'tis x3 my father's ^-^ mind +:33 That UwU I repair to ^w^ Wome, UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. +uWu FIWST ^.^ GOTH. xDD And ouws with xDD thinye, befaww >_> what :3 fowtunye :33 wiww. +WUCIUS. ^-^ Good uWu uncwe, OwO take xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this barbarous uWu Moow, +This ^-^ wavenyous tigew, ÚwÚ this ^w^ accuwsed >_< deviw; +Let ^.^ him receive nyo sust'nyance, ÚwÚ fettew :3 him, +Tiww ^.^ he be ^.^ bwought >w< unto x3 the Empress' OwO face +For testimony of her fouw OwO pwoceedings. +xDD And >_> see x3 the ^-^ ambush of UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends be strong; +UwU I feaw x3 the >_> Empewow means nyo ÚwÚ good to >_> us. +^.^ AAWON. ;;w;; Some ^.^ deviw whisper cuwses uWu in x3 my eaw, +xDD And prompt ;;w;; me :3 that x3 my >_> tongue OwO may :33 uttew fowth +uWu The :3 venyomous malice of x3 my xDD swewwing :33 heawt! +WUCIUS. :33 Away, UwU inhuman dog, :33 unhawwowed x3 swave! +uWu Siws, OwO hewp UwU ouw :33 uncwe to :33 convey ^.^ him ^.^ in. +Exeunt :3 GOTHS with ^.^ AAWON. Flourish within +uWu The trumpets x3 show x3 the >_> Empewow >_> is uWu at >w< hand. + +Sound x3 twumpets. Entew OwO SATUWNyINyUS ÚwÚ and +uWu TAMOWA, with AEMIWIUS, ÚwÚ TWIBUNyES, SENyATOWS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. What, hath x3 the UwU fiwmament ^.^ mowe >_> suns than onye? +WUCIUS. >_> What ÚwÚ boots >w< it uWu thee to ^.^ can >w< thysewf :3 a UwU sun? +OwO MAWCUS. OwO Wome's Empewow, ÚwÚ and nephew, bweak x3 the ^.^ pawwe; +;;w;; These quarrels ^w^ must be ÚwÚ quietwy ^-^ debated. +uWu The >_> feast >_> is ready which x3 the careful Titus +>_< Hath ordain'd to >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe ^w^ end, +For ÚwÚ peace, fow xDD wuv, fow OwO weague, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good to xDD Wome. +ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, OwO thewefowe, dwaw ^.^ nyigh ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 youw UwU pwaces. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Marcus, ^.^ we :33 wiww. +:3 [A tabwe ^.^ bwought ^.^ in. uWu The >_< company sit down] + +Twumpets >_> sounding, enter TITUS +^.^ wike :3 a cook, ^.^ pwacing x3 the UwU dishes, ÚwÚ and OwO WAVINyIA +with :3 a veiw uvw her face; awso :3 YOUNG LUCIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +TITUS. Welcome, x3 my wowd; ;;w;; wewcome, xDD dwead >w< Queen; +Welcome, OwO ye warlike Goths; ;;w;; wewcome, Lucius; +xDD And wewcome all. Awthough x3 the cheer be OwO poow, +'Twiww ^w^ fiww x3 youw stomachs; uWu pwease xDD you eat of :3 it. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Why awt xDD thou OwO thus ;;w;; attiw'd, Andronicus? +TITUS. >_< Because UwU I ^.^ wouwd be >_< suwe to uWu have aww weww +;;w;; To entertain x3 youw >_> Highnyess ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^-^ Empwess. +TAMORA. We OwO awe beholding to UwU you, ÚwÚ good Andwonyicus. +TITUS. ^-^ An >_> if x3 youw >_> Highnyess UwU knyew x3 my uWu heawt, xDD you were. +OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 the Empewow, wesowve ;;w;; me :33 this: +Was >w< it weww donye of >_< wash >w< Viwginyius +;;w;; To slay :33 his daughter with :33 his UwU own >w< wight uWu hand, +>_< Because ^.^ she UwU was enforc'd, :33 stain'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; defwowew'd? +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^.^ It UwU was, Andwonyicus. +TITUS. uWu Youw weason, ^-^ mighty OwO wowd. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Because x3 the girl >_> shouwd nyot ^-^ suwvive her UwU shame, +xDD And ^.^ by her x3 pwesence still renew :33 his >_< sowwows. +TITUS. ^-^ A reason x3 mighty, :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and >_< effectuaw; +^-^ A pattewn, precedent, ÚwÚ and lively :33 wawwant +For uWu me, UwU most wretched, to x3 pewfowm x3 the >_> wike. +^w^ Die, >_> die, Wavinyia, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ shame with ÚwÚ thee; [He :33 kiwws :3 hew] +xDD And with >w< thy ^-^ shame >w< thy father's sorrow ^-^ die! +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou :33 donye, unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ unkind? +TITUS. OwO Kiww'd her fow ÚwÚ whom x3 my tears uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me bwind. +UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^.^ woefuw >_< as >w< Viwginyius UwU was, +xDD And uWu have :3 a thousand times ^.^ mowe cause than ^.^ he +;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this OwO outwage; ÚwÚ and >w< it nyow >_> is ^-^ donye. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. What, UwU was ^.^ she ravish'd? Teww who uWu did x3 the UwU deed. +TITUS. Will't uWu pwease xDD you UwU eat? Will't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess feed? +TAMORA. Why x3 hast xDD thou :3 swain ^.^ thinye >w< onwy daughter >_< thus? +TITUS. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 I; uWu 'twas xDD Chiwon ÚwÚ and :33 Demetwius. +^-^ They UwU wavish'd hew, ÚwÚ and :3 cut OwO away her tongue; +xDD And >w< they, uWu 'twas >w< they, :3 that uWu did her aww ÚwÚ this wrong. +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Go, :3 fetch them ÚwÚ hithew to >_> us presently. +TITUS. Why, there ;;w;; they awe, both >_> baked uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ pie, +:3 Wheweof uWu theiw mothew :33 daintiwy hath >_> fed, +^-^ Eating x3 the >w< fwesh :3 that ^.^ she herself hath bred. +'Tis ^-^ twue, UwU 'tis >_> twue: >_> witnyess x3 my knyife's ^-^ shawp point. +[He >_> stabs x3 the EMPRESS] +^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Die, frantic :3 wwetch, fow ÚwÚ this ^w^ accuwsed >w< deed! +[He >_> stabs ÚwÚ TITUS] +WUCIUS. UwU Can x3 the ÚwÚ son's ^w^ eye behowd :33 his >w< fathew ^w^ bweed? +>_> Thewe's >_> meed fow ÚwÚ meed, :33 death fow :3 a deadwy UwU deed. +[He >_> stabs ^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ A great tumult. LUCIUS, +MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^w^ fwiends OwO go x3 up x3 into x3 the :33 bawcony] +OwO MAWCUS. >_> You sad-fac'd men, OwO peopwe ÚwÚ and xDD sons of ^w^ Wome, +^-^ By UwU upwoaws sever'd, >_< as :3 a :33 fwight of fowl +Scatter'd ^.^ by >_< winds ÚwÚ and xDD high xDD tempestuous gusts? +>_< O, wet ;;w;; me >_< teach xDD you >w< how to >w< knyit again +This x3 scattewed corn x3 into one ^-^ mutuaw sheaf, +;;w;; These xDD bwoken x3 wimbs again x3 into one >w< body; +Lest ÚwÚ Wome herself be >_> banye >w< unto herself, +xDD And ^.^ she ÚwÚ whom ^-^ mighty OwO kingdoms :3 cuwtsy ^.^ to, +Wike :3 a ^.^ fowwown ÚwÚ and despewate castaway, +Do >_> shamefuw :33 execution on hewsewf. +OwO But >_> if x3 my fwosty signs ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chaps of age, +Gwave :3 witnyesses of true xDD expewience, +UwU Cannyot xDD induce xDD you to >_< attend x3 my wowds, +:33 [To ^.^ Wucius] ÚwÚ Speak, OwO Wome's uWu deaw fwiend, >_< as erst UwU ouw ancestow, +x3 When with :33 his solemn >_> tongue ^.^ he uWu did uWu discouwse +;;w;; To :3 wuv-sick Dido's >_> sad :33 attending ear +uWu The ^-^ stowy of :3 that xDD bawefuw ^.^ buwnying night, +x3 When >_> subtwe Gweeks suwpwis'd ^w^ King ^w^ Pwiam's >_> Twoy. +Teww >_> us >_> what Sinyon hath bewitch'd UwU ouw ;;w;; eaws, +:33 Ow who hath ^.^ bwought x3 the uWu fataw ;;w;; enginye uWu in +:33 That ;;w;; gives UwU ouw Troy, UwU ouw ^w^ Wome, x3 the ÚwÚ civiw wound. +OwO My >_< heawt >_> is nyot compact of OwO fwint nor steel; +x3 Nyow ^.^ can UwU I :33 uttew aww UwU ouw UwU bittew gwief, +OwO But xDD fwoods of tears xDD wiww x3 dwown x3 my oratory +xDD And bweak x3 my >_< utt'wance, even uWu in x3 the time +x3 When >w< it >_> shouwd move OwO ye to >_< attend ;;w;; me :3 most, +xDD And force xDD you to >_> commisewation. +>_> Hewe's OwO Wome's xDD young xDD Captain, wet ^.^ him tell x3 the tale; +While UwU I stand ^.^ by ÚwÚ and xDD weep to hear ^.^ him >_< speak. +WUCIUS. Then, >_> gwacious UwU auditowy, be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to xDD you +:33 That xDD Chiwon ÚwÚ and x3 the damn'd >_< Demetwius +^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they :3 that ^-^ muwd'wed UwU ouw uWu Empewow's bwothew; +xDD And ;;w;; they >w< it :3 wewe :3 that >w< wavished UwU ouw sister. +For uWu theiw UwU feww :33 fauwts UwU ouw bwothews :3 wewe beheaded, +Our father's tears ^.^ despis'd, ÚwÚ and xDD basewy OwO cozen'd +Of :3 that true uWu hand :3 that ÚwÚ fought OwO Wome's ^-^ quawwew x3 out +xDD And sent her >_< enyemies >w< unto x3 the x3 gwave. +Lastly, mysewf unkindly :33 banyished, +uWu The :3 gates shut on uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> tuwn'd weeping ^.^ out, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg relief ^-^ among OwO Wome's enyemies; +Who >w< dwown'd uWu theiw >_< enmity uWu in x3 my true ^-^ teaws, +xDD And ^-^ op'd uWu theiw :3 awms to >_< embwace ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a :3 fwiend. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the turned ^-^ fowth, be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to UwU you, +:33 That uWu have preserv'd her ÚwÚ wewfawe uWu in x3 my :3 bwood +xDD And from her ^w^ bosom >_> took x3 the ÚwÚ enyemy's UwU point, +Sheathing x3 the steew uWu in x3 my OwO advent'wous body. +^-^ Awas! xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am nyo ÚwÚ vauntew, x3 I; +OwO My xDD scaws ^.^ can ^.^ witnyess, UwU dumb awthough ;;w;; they awe, +:33 That x3 my wepowt >_> is >w< just ÚwÚ and full of truth. +But, xDD soft! uWu methinks UwU I UwU do ^w^ digwess ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, +Citing x3 my :33 wowthwess ;;w;; pwaise. >_< O, UwU pawdon me! +For when nyo ^w^ fwiends OwO awe UwU by, ;;w;; men praise x3 themsewves. +OwO MAWCUS. Now >_> is x3 my turn to >_< speak. ÚwÚ Behowd x3 the :33 chiwd. +>_< [Pointing to x3 the :33 CHIWD uWu in >w< an >_> attendant's awms] +Of ÚwÚ this UwU was Tamora dewivewed, +uWu The x3 issue of >w< an xDD iwwewigious uWu Moow, +:33 Chief OwO awchitect ÚwÚ and >w< pwottew of these ^w^ woes. +uWu The viwwain >_> is ^.^ awive uWu in Titus' house, +>_< Damn'd >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, to >_> witnyess ÚwÚ this >_> is true. +Now OwO judge >_> what cause xDD had Titus to xDD wevenge +;;w;; These >_< wwongs ^.^ unspeakabwe, x3 past patience, +:33 Ow ^.^ mowe than xDD any UwU wiving x3 man couwd bear. +Now uWu have xDD you heard x3 the twuth: >_> what >_> say UwU you, xDD Womans? +:3 Have ^.^ we donye ^.^ aught xDD amiss, x3 show >_> us wherein, +^.^ And, from x3 the :33 pwace :3 whewe xDD you behowd >_> us OwO pweading, +uWu The poor ^.^ wemaindew of Andronici +^.^ Wiww, uWu hand uWu in uWu hand, aww OwO headwong >_< huww ;;w;; ouwsewves, +xDD And on x3 the ^-^ wagged ^.^ stonyes xDD beat fowth UwU ouw souws, +xDD And >_< make :3 a ^-^ mutuaw cwosuwe of UwU ouw ÚwÚ house. +ÚwÚ Speak, uWu Womans, speak; ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you >_> say ^.^ we UwU shaww, +Lo, uWu hand uWu in uWu hand, ^.^ Wucius ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU faww. +;;w;; AEMIWIUS. ^.^ Come, come, xDD thou reverend x3 man of ^w^ Wome, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing UwU ouw >_> Empewow gently uWu in >w< thy uWu hand, +^.^ Wucius UwU ouw OwO Empewow; fow weww UwU I ^.^ knyow +uWu The ^w^ common uWu voice UwU do cwy >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. +uWu AWW. ^w^ Wucius, aww hail, OwO Wome's royal >w< Empewow! +OwO MAWCUS. ^w^ Go, OwO go x3 into ;;w;; owd Titus' :33 sowwowfuw house, +xDD And ÚwÚ hithew UwU hawe :3 that misbewieving Moor +;;w;; To be ^w^ adjudg'd x3 some ^.^ diwefuw ^-^ swaught'wing UwU death, +;;w;; As UwU punyishment fow :33 his UwU most wicked life. Exeunt x3 some +^w^ attendants. LUCIUS, MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; othews descend +uWu AWW. ^w^ Wucius, aww hail, OwO Wome's >_> gwacious ;;w;; guvwnyow! +WUCIUS. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe Romans! ^-^ May UwU I >_< guvwn UwU so +;;w;; To heal OwO Wome's :33 hawms ÚwÚ and xDD wipe OwO away her woe! +But, ^-^ gentwe >_> peopwe, UwU give ;;w;; me aim awhiwe, +For ÚwÚ nyatuwe puts ;;w;; me to :3 a x3 heavy uWu task. +;;w;; Stand aww awoof; but, uWu uncwe, dwaw xDD you nyeaw +;;w;; To x3 shed ^.^ obsequious tears ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ twunk. +>_< O, OwO take ÚwÚ this wawm :3 kiss on >w< thy pawe UwU cowd x3 wips. ^.^ [Kisses ÚwÚ TITUS] +;;w;; These :33 sowwowfuw ^.^ dwops ;;w;; upon >w< thy blood-stain'd >w< face, +uWu The >w< wast true >_> duties of >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^w^ son! +OwO MAWCUS. >w< Teaw fow teaw ÚwÚ and >w< woving :3 kiss fow :3 kiss +x3 Thy ÚwÚ bwothew x3 Mawcus :33 tendews on >w< thy x3 wips. +>_< O, :3 wewe x3 the >w< sum of these :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd x3 pay +Countwess ÚwÚ and infinite, yet ^.^ wouwd UwU I x3 pay >w< them! +WUCIUS. :3 Come hithew, ^.^ boy; come, come, come, ÚwÚ and :3 weawn of >_> us +;;w;; To :3 mewt uWu in UwU showews. x3 Thy >_> gwandsiwe :3 wov'd uWu thee well; +xDD Many :3 a time ^.^ he UwU danc'd uWu thee on :33 his OwO knyee, +>w< Sung uWu thee ^-^ asweep, :33 his >w< woving breast >w< thy :3 piwwow; +xDD Many :3 a ^-^ stowy hath ^.^ he told to ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And bid uWu thee UwU beaw :33 his OwO pwetty ;;w;; tawes uWu in ^-^ mind +xDD And tawk of them when ^.^ he UwU was >_< dead ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gonye. +OwO MAWCUS. How UwU many thousand times hath these poor :3 wips, +x3 When ;;w;; they :3 wewe >w< wiving, x3 wawm'd x3 themsewves on thine! +>_< O, now, x3 sweet ^-^ boy, UwU give them uWu theiw ^-^ watest >_< kiss! +x3 Bid ^.^ him faweweww; :3 commit ^.^ him to x3 the >w< gwave; +Do them :3 that kindnyess, ÚwÚ and OwO take OwO weave of OwO them. +BOY. x3 O xDD gwandsiwe, >_> gwandsiwe! ev'n with aww x3 my >_< heawt +Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< dead, UwU so xDD you uWu did ^w^ wive x3 again! +x3 O Wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak to ^.^ him fow weeping; +OwO My tears xDD wiww >_< choke uWu me, >_> if UwU I ^w^ ope x3 my xDD mouth. + +^.^ We-entew ^.^ attendants with ^-^ AAWON + +^-^ A WOMAN. >_> You >_> sad ^w^ Andwonyici, uWu have donye with ÚwÚ woes; +Give :33 sentence on x3 the ^w^ execwabwe uWu wwetch +:33 That hath :33 been xDD bweedew of these xDD diwe events. +WUCIUS. Set ^.^ him :33 bweast-deep uWu in earth, ÚwÚ and :33 famish him; +>_> Thewe wet ^.^ him stand ÚwÚ and x3 wave ÚwÚ and cwy fow x3 food. +;;w;; If xDD any one ÚwÚ wewieves ow >_> pities :3 him, +For x3 the offence ^.^ he OwO dies. This >_> is UwU ouw doom. +;;w;; Some xDD stay to >_> see ^.^ him fast'ned uWu in x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +^.^ AAWON. xDD Ah, >w< why >_> shouwd >_> wwath be >w< mute ÚwÚ and UwU fuwy UwU dumb? +UwU I ^w^ am nyo >_< baby, I, :3 that with UwU base >_< pwayews +UwU I >_> shouwd wepent x3 the ;;w;; eviws UwU I uWu have donye; +uWu Ten thousand xDD wowse than OwO evew yet UwU I uWu did +Wouwd UwU I xDD pewfowm, >_> if UwU I ^w^ might uWu have x3 my :33 wiww. +;;w;; If one ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed uWu in aww x3 my >w< wife UwU I ^-^ did, +UwU I UwU do wepent >w< it from x3 my xDD vewy ^-^ souw. +WUCIUS. ;;w;; Some >w< woving ^w^ fwiends :33 convey x3 the >_> Empewow hence, +xDD And UwU give ^.^ him >w< buwiaw uWu in :33 his father's x3 gwave. +OwO My >w< fathew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wavinyia UwU shaww ÚwÚ fowthwith +^w^ Be OwO cwosed uWu in UwU ouw household's uWu monyument. +;;w;; As fow :3 that ^-^ wavenyous tigew, :33 Tamowa, +No ;;w;; funyewaw wite, nor x3 man uWu in >w< mouwnying OwO weed, +No ^-^ mouwnfuw beww UwU shaww OwO wing her :3 buwiaw; +OwO But ^-^ thwow her fowth to x3 beasts ÚwÚ and xDD biwds to pwey. +:3 Hew >w< wife UwU was OwO beastwy ÚwÚ and :33 devoid of pity, +xDD And ^.^ being >_< dead, wet xDD biwds on her OwO take >_> pity. Exeunt + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +;;w;; 1602 + +^-^ THE >_> HISTOWY ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ;;w;; AND :3 CWESSIDA + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +PWIAM, ^w^ King of Twoy + +ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ sons: +>_< HECTOW +ÚwÚ TWOIWUS +>w< PAWIS +>_> DEIPHOBUS HELENUS -^-^ MAWGAWEWON, :3 a xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of Priam +>_< MAWGAWEWON, :3 a ^.^ bastawd >_< son of ^.^ Pwiam ->_< Twojan ;;w;; commandews: +>w< Twojan commanders: AENEAS -;;w;; ANTENyOW - -CALCHAS, :3 a >_< Twojan :33 pwiest, ^-^ taking part with OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks -:3 PANDAWUS, uncwe ^-^ to :33 Cwessida -x3 AGAMEMNyON, OwO the UwU Gweek ^w^ genyewaw -MENELAUS, his bwothew - -UwU Gweek ;;w;; commandews: -ÚwÚ ACHIWWES -^.^ AJAX ->w< UWYSSES -NESTOR -ÚwÚ DIOMEDES -;;w;; PATWOCWUS - -THEWSITES, :3 a ^w^ defowmed ÚwÚ and scurrilous UwU Gweek -ALEXANDER, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to :33 Cwessida -^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to Troilus -^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to Paris -^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to OwO Diomedes - -OwO HEWEN, UwU wife ^-^ to Menelaus -^-^ ANDWOMACHE, UwU wife ^-^ to >_< Hectow -UwU CASSANDWA, daughter ^-^ to Priam, :3 a prophetess ->_< CWESSIDA, daughter ^-^ to Calchas - ->_< Twojan ÚwÚ and UwU Gweek ;;w;; Sowdiews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants - -SCENyE: -^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Gweek ^-^ camp before ^.^ it - -^-^ PWOWOGUE -TROILUS AND xDD CWESSIDA -^-^ PWOWOGUE - -UwU In Twoy, there :3 wies OwO the >_> scenye. From ÚwÚ iswes >_> of Greece -The princes owgiwwous, theiw UwU high UwU bwood chaf'd, ->_< Have ^-^ to OwO the powt >_> of :33 Athens x3 sent theiw ^-^ ships -;;w;; Fwaught with OwO the ^.^ minyistews ÚwÚ and xDD instwuments -x3 Of x3 cwuew waw. Sixty ÚwÚ and :33 nyinye UwU that :33 wowe -Their cwownyets uWu wegaw ^-^ fwom th' Athenyian :33 bay -x3 Put :3 fowth towawd Phwygia; ÚwÚ and theiw x3 vow :3 is :3 made -ÚwÚ To wansack Twoy, within uWu whose >w< stwong :33 immuwes -The ;;w;; wavish'd >_< Hewen, Menyewaus' queen, -x3 With >_< wanton Paris sleeps-and that's OwO the UwU quawwew. -ÚwÚ To >_> Tenyedos uWu they xDD come, -And OwO the ^.^ deep-dwawing >w< bawks ^-^ do there ;;w;; disgowge -Their xDD waw-wike >_> fwaughtage. Nyow uWu on OwO Dawdan xDD pwains -The ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet unbruised ÚwÚ Gweeks ^-^ do :3 pitch -Their bwave >w< paviwions: ^w^ Pwiam's ÚwÚ six-gated >_< city, -UwU Dawdan, ÚwÚ and Tymbwia, Hewias, ^-^ Chetas, :33 Twoien, -And Antenyowides, with xDD massy uWu stapwes -And corresponsive ÚwÚ and :3 fuwfiwwing bowts, -Speww OwO up OwO the >_< sons >_> of >w< Twoy. -Nyow ÚwÚ expectation, UwU tickwing :33 skittish uWu spiwits -uWu On ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and uWu othew >w< side, >_> Twoyan ÚwÚ and Greek, -^w^ Sets >w< aww uWu on UwU hazawd-and UwU hithew x3 am I come -OwO A Prologue arm'd, uWu but ^.^ nyot in >_< confidence -x3 Of author's ;;w;; pen ^w^ ow >w< actow's OwO voice, uWu but suited -UwU In >_< wike >_< conditions as ^-^ ouw ^.^ awgument, -ÚwÚ To tell you, fair :33 behowdews, UwU that ^-^ ouw xDD pway -Leaps o'ew OwO the vaunt ÚwÚ and :33 fiwstwings >_> of x3 those :3 bwoiws, -Beginning in OwO the OwO middwe; >_> stawting ^.^ thence ^w^ away, -ÚwÚ To what ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ digested in :3 a play. -;;w;; Wike ^w^ ow find fault; ^-^ do as >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes ;;w;; awe; -Nyow good ^w^ ow :33 bad, 'tis uWu but OwO the uWu chance >_> of waw. - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. ->w< Twoy. Before PWIAM'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew TROILUS >_> awmed, ÚwÚ and >w< PANDAWUS - ->_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Caww here my varlet; I'll unarm again. -UwU Why shouwd I OwO waw ^-^ without OwO the >_< wawws >_> of ^-^ Twoy -:33 That find such x3 cwuew ^-^ battwe here >_< within? ->_> Each >_> Twoyan UwU that :3 is ^w^ mastew >_> of his xDD heawt, ->_> Wet him ^-^ to OwO fiewd; ^w^ Twoiwus, alas, ;;w;; hath nyonye! -^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Wiww :3 this ;;w;; geaw :33 nye'ew >w< be ^w^ mended? ->_< TWOIWUS. The ÚwÚ Gweeks awe ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and >w< skiwfuw ^-^ to theiw UwU stwength, -:3 Fiewce ^-^ to theiw skill, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to theiw fierceness :3 vawiant; -But I x3 am x3 weakew than :3 a :3 woman's tear, -ÚwÚ Tamew than >w< sweep, >_< fondew than :33 ignyowance, -Less ÚwÚ vawiant than OwO the ;;w;; viwgin in OwO the night, -And skilless as ^.^ unpwactis'd >_> infancy. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, I ^.^ have told you enough >_> of ^.^ this; uWu fow my UwU pawt, -I'll ^.^ nyot meddle :3 nyow ^-^ make nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 a uWu cake ->_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ wheat >w< must ^.^ nyeeds tawwy OwO the ^.^ gwinding. ->_< TWOIWUS. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot tawwied? -^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, OwO the gwinding; uWu but you >w< must tawwy OwO the ^.^ bowting. ->_< TWOIWUS. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot tawwied? -^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, OwO the bolting; uWu but you >w< must tawwy OwO the :3 weavenying. ->_< TWOIWUS. OwO Stiww ^.^ have I tawwied. -^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ to OwO the leavening; uWu but >w< hewe's ÚwÚ yet in OwO the >_> wowd -'heweaftew' OwO the ÚwÚ knyeading, OwO the :33 making >_> of OwO the >_> cake, OwO the heating ->_> of OwO the oven, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 baking; xDD nyay, you >w< must stay OwO the cooling UwU too, -^w^ ow you ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to >_< buwn >_> youw lips. ->_< TWOIWUS. uWu Patience herself, what :3 goddess e'ew ^.^ she ^.^ be, -^-^ Doth ^.^ wessew bwench at ^w^ suff'wance than I do. -^.^ At ^w^ Pwiam's :33 woyaw ^-^ tabwe ^-^ do I sit; -And when fair >w< Cwessid comes OwO into my >_< thoughts- -UwU So, >w< twaitow, then ^.^ she comes when ^.^ she :3 is >_> thence. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, ^.^ she ^.^ wook'd :33 yestewnyight ^-^ faiwew than >w< evew I ^-^ saw xDD hew -look, ^w^ ow ^-^ any ^-^ woman >w< ewse. ->_< TWOIWUS. I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to tell ÚwÚ thee: when my xDD heawt, -UwU As >_> wedged with :3 a >w< sigh, would OwO wive in OwO twain, -Lest >_< Hectow ^w^ ow my fathew shouwd pewceive uWu me, -I x3 have, as when OwO the >_< sun doth ^.^ wight :3 a storm, -^w^ Buwied :3 this sigh in wwinkwe >_> of :3 a smile. -But UwU sowwow UwU that :3 is couch'd in seeming gladness -^-^ Is >_< wike UwU that uWu miwth >w< fate ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to ^w^ sudden UwU sadnyess. -^w^ PANDAWUS. An xDD hew >_< haiw ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu somewhat darker than Helen's- well, ->w< go UwU to- there ;;w;; wewe nyo ^-^ mowe :3 compawison :3 between OwO the >w< women. But, uWu fow -my UwU pawt, ^.^ she :3 is my kinswoman; I would ;;w;; nyot, as uWu they term it, -UwU pwaise UwU hew, uWu but I would >_< somebody xDD had heard xDD hew talk x3 yestewday, as -I ÚwÚ did. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot dispwaise >_> youw ^-^ sistew ^-^ Cassandwa's >_> wit; >_< but- ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 O UwU Pandawus! I tell ^.^ thee, Pandawus- -When I ^-^ do tell ÚwÚ thee there my OwO hopes lie ÚwÚ dwown'd, -^w^ Wepwy ^.^ nyot in how many ^w^ fathoms ^-^ deep -^.^ They lie >_> indwench'd. I tell ÚwÚ thee I x3 am mad -UwU In ÚwÚ Cwessid's wuv. Thou :3 answew'st ÚwÚ 'She :3 is xDD faiw'- -:33 Pouwest in OwO the open uwcew >_> of my >_> heawt- -Her >_> eyes, xDD hew >_> haiw, xDD hew cheek, xDD hew ^-^ gait, xDD hew OwO voice, -OwO Handwest in >w< thy ^w^ discouwse. :33 O, UwU that xDD hew ;;w;; hand, -UwU In uWu whose :3 compawison >w< aww x3 whites awe ink ->w< Wwiting theiw >_> own >w< wepwoach; ^-^ to uWu whose ^.^ soft ^-^ seizuwe -The cygnyet's ;;w;; down :3 is xDD hawsh, ÚwÚ and spirit >_> of :33 sense -xDD Hawd as OwO the pawm >_> of ^w^ pwoughman! :3 This :3 thou >_> teww'st uWu me, -UwU As OwO twue :3 thou >_> teww'st uWu me, when I uWu say I love UwU hew; -But, ^.^ saying thus, :33 instead >_> of uWu oiw ÚwÚ and x3 bawm, -Thou uWu way'st in every >_> gash UwU that love ;;w;; hath >w< given me -The :33 knyife UwU that :3 made it. -^w^ PANDAWUS. I speak nyo ^-^ mowe than :33 twuth. ->_< TWOIWUS. Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak OwO so ^w^ much. -^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Faith, I'll ^.^ nyot meddle in it. >_> Wet xDD hew >w< be as ^.^ she UwU is: ^-^ if -^.^ she >w< be :33 faiw, 'tis OwO the better uWu fow UwU hew; OwO an ^.^ she >w< be ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ she >_> has OwO the -:33 mends in xDD hew >_> own hands. ->_< TWOIWUS. Good UwU Pandawus! OwO How nyow, UwU Pandawus! -^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^.^ have xDD had my >_< wabouw uWu fow my travail, i-iww ^w^ thought uWu on >_> of -xDD hew ÚwÚ and i-iww ^w^ thought uWu on >_> of OwO you; gonye :3 between ÚwÚ and >_> between, uWu but -small ^w^ thanks uWu fow my xDD wabouw. ->_< TWOIWUS. >_> What, art :3 thou :33 angwy, ;;w;; Pandawus? >_> What, with x3 me? -^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD Because she's uWu kin ^-^ to uWu me, OwO thewefowe she's ^.^ nyot OwO so fair as -^.^ Hewen. An ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu kin ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ she would >w< be as fair :3 a Friday -as Hewen :3 is uWu on OwO Sunday. But what cawe x3 I? I cawe ^.^ nyot OwO an ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe :3 a -blackamoor; 'tis >w< aww ^-^ onye ^-^ to >_> me. ->_< TWOIWUS. Say I ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot faiw? -^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawe whethew you ^-^ do ^w^ ow nyo. x3 She's :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to stay ->_> behind xDD hew father. >_> Wet xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the >_< Gweeks; ÚwÚ and OwO so I'll tell xDD hew -OwO the next UwU time I UwU see :3 hew. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I'll meddle :3 nyow ^-^ make nyo -^-^ mowe >w< i' th' OwO mattew. ->_< TWOIWUS. UwU Pandawus! -^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Nyot :3 I. ->_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Sweet UwU Pandawus! -^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Pway you, speak nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to :3 me: I uWu wiww xDD weave >w< aww -as I ;;w;; found it, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. UwU Exit. Sound :3 awawum ->_< TWOIWUS. Peace, you ungwacious cwamouws! Peace, wude sounds! -ÚwÚ Foows uWu on uWu both OwO sides! Hewen >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be :33 faiw, -When with >_> youw UwU bwood you ;;w;; daiwy x3 paint xDD hew OwO thus. -I cannyot fight x3 upon :3 this argument; -^w^ It :3 is xDD too >w< stawv'd :3 a :33 subject uWu fow my ^w^ swowd. -But ;;w;; Pandawus-O >_< gods, how ^-^ do you pwague UwU me! -I cannyot come ^-^ to >w< Cwessid uWu but uWu by Pandaw; -And :33 he's as OwO tetchy ^-^ to >w< be woo'd ^-^ to ^w^ woo -UwU As ^.^ she :3 is UwU stubbown-chaste x3 against >w< aww ;;w;; suit. ->_> Teww uWu me, :3 Apowwo, uWu fow >w< thy :33 Daphnye's love, -What >w< Cwessid ;;w;; is, what xDD Pandaw, ÚwÚ and what >_> we? -Her bed :3 is ÚwÚ India; there ^.^ she :3 wies, :3 a pearl; ->w< Between ^-^ ouw x3 Iwium ÚwÚ and xDD whewe ^.^ she UwU wesides ->_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be xDD caww'd OwO the wiwd ÚwÚ and uWu wand'wing OwO fwood; ->w< Ouwsewf OwO the merchant, ÚwÚ and :3 this ^w^ saiwing uWu Pandaw -Our doubtfuw hope, ^-^ ouw convoy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw bark. - -Awawum. x3 Entew AENEAS - -AENEAS. OwO How nyow, Prince ÚwÚ Twoiwus! >w< Whewefowe ^.^ nyot afiewd? ->_< TWOIWUS. xDD Because ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. :3 This :3 woman's ÚwÚ answew sowts, ->_< Fow womanish ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fwom >_> thence. -What UwU nyews, Aeneas, ^-^ fwom OwO the field uWu to-day? -AENEAS. :33 That Paris :3 is wetuwnyed home, ÚwÚ and :33 huwt. ->_< TWOIWUS. By whom, ^.^ Aenyeas? -AENEAS. ^w^ Twoiwus, uWu by Menyewaus. ->_< TWOIWUS. >_> Wet Paris bleed: 'tis uWu but :3 a >_> scaw ^-^ to UwU scown; -Paris :3 is x3 gow'd with Menyewaus' xDD hown. [Alarum] -AENEAS. UwU Hawk what good uWu spowt :3 is >_< out >_> of ^-^ town xDD to-day! ->_< TWOIWUS. >_< Bettew at home, ^-^ if :3 'wouwd I might' ;;w;; wewe 'may.' -But ^-^ to OwO the uWu spowt abwoad. uWu Awe you bound ^w^ thithew? -AENEAS. UwU In >w< aww swift UwU haste. ->_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we then >w< togethew. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. ->w< Twoy. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew xDD CWESSIDA ÚwÚ and xDD hew man ALEXANDER - -CRESSIDA. OwO Who ;;w;; wewe x3 those went ^-^ by? -AWEXANDEW. Queen ^.^ Hecuba ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hewen. -CRESSIDA. And :33 whithew >w< go OwO they? -AWEXANDEW. :33 Up ^-^ to OwO the eastewn tower, -uWu Whose >_< height ÚwÚ commands as :33 subject >w< aww OwO the vawe, -ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the x3 battwe. xDD Hectow, uWu whose >_< patience -^-^ Is as :3 a :3 viwtue xDD fix'd, OwO to-day ÚwÚ was mov'd. -ÚwÚ He xDD chid >w< Andwomache, ÚwÚ and struck his awmouwew; -And, >_< wike as there ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; husbandwy in war, -Before OwO the >_< sun wose ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> hawnyess'd >_< wight, -And ^-^ to OwO the field :33 goes xDD he; xDD whewe every flower -OwO Did as :3 a prophet weep what ^.^ it fowesaw -UwU In Hector's :3 wwath. -CRESSIDA. What ÚwÚ was his cause >_> of ÚwÚ angew? -AWEXANDEW. The ^w^ nyoise >_> goes, :33 this: there :3 is UwU among OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks -OwO A lord >_> of >_> Twoyan blood, nyephew ^-^ to :3 Hectow; -^.^ They caww him Ajax. -CRESSIDA. ^.^ Good; ÚwÚ and what >_> of OwO him? -AWEXANDEW. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 is :3 a vewy man pew :3 se, -And ^-^ stands awonye. -CRESSIDA. ^w^ So ^-^ do >w< aww ^-^ men, unwess uWu they awe >w< dwunk, >_< sick, ^w^ ow ^.^ have nyo +ANTENOR + +^w^ CAWCHAS, :3 a >w< Twojan ;;w;; pwiest, :3 taking ÚwÚ pawt with x3 the Gweeks +:3 PANDAWUS, :33 uncwe to x3 Cwessida +^.^ AGAMEMNyON, x3 the Gweek general +>_> MENyEWAUS, :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew + +Gweek commanders: +UwU ACHIWWES +AJAX +ULYSSES +:3 NyESTOW +x3 DIOMEDES +UwU PATWOCWUS + +THERSITES, :3 a >_< defowmed ÚwÚ and scuwwiwous Gweek +^w^ AWEXANDEW, xDD sewvant to x3 Cwessida +SEWVANT to Twoiwus +SEWVANT to Paris +SEWVANT to ;;w;; Diomedes + +x3 HEWEN, >w< wife to uWu Menyewaus +ANDWOMACHE, >w< wife to >_> Hectow +CASSANDWA, daughter to ^w^ Pwiam, :3 a x3 pwophetess +^w^ CWESSIDA, daughter to Calchas + +>w< Twojan ÚwÚ and Gweek Soldiers, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants + +SCENE: +Twoy ÚwÚ and x3 the Gweek ÚwÚ camp >w< befowe >w< it + +PROLOGUE +ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ;;w;; AND :3 CWESSIDA +PROLOGUE + +^w^ In Troy, there wies x3 the ;;w;; scenye. Fwom isles of >w< Gweece +uWu The pwinces >_< owgiwwous, uWu theiw xDD high :3 bwood ^.^ chaf'd, +:3 Have to x3 the ^.^ powt of ^.^ Athens sent uWu theiw ÚwÚ ships +uWu Fwaught with x3 the ministers ÚwÚ and instwuments +Of UwU cwuew waw. ÚwÚ Sixty ÚwÚ and >w< nyinye :3 that ÚwÚ wowe +^-^ Theiw ;;w;; cwownyets xDD wegaw from x3 th' xDD Athenyian ^w^ bay +>_> Put fowth toward Phwygia; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw vow >_> is UwU made +;;w;; To >_> wansack Troy, within x3 whose >w< stwong immuwes +uWu The UwU wavish'd Hewen, uWu Menyewaus' queen, +With >_< wanton Paris sleeps-and ^w^ that's x3 the ÚwÚ quawwew. +;;w;; To Tenyedos ;;w;; they come, +xDD And x3 the >_< deep-dwawing barks UwU do there disgowge +^-^ Theiw >_< waw-wike fwaughtage. Now on ;;w;; Dawdan UwU pwains +uWu The >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and yet unbruised Gweeks UwU do ^w^ pitch +^-^ Theiw >_< bwave :3 paviwions: ^w^ Pwiam's >w< six-gated city, +x3 Dawdan, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Tymbwia, Helias, :33 Chetas, Twoien, +xDD And ^.^ Antenyowides, with ;;w;; massy ^.^ stapwes +xDD And corresponsive ÚwÚ and fulfilling UwU bowts, +^w^ Speww x3 up x3 the xDD sons of >_> Twoy. +Now ;;w;; expectation, >_> tickwing ^.^ skittish ;;w;; spiwits +On one ÚwÚ and othew side, ÚwÚ Twoyan ÚwÚ and Greek, +^.^ Sets aww on :3 hazawd-and ÚwÚ hithew ^w^ am UwU I come +^-^ A Prologue arm'd, >_> but nyot uWu in :3 confidence +Of authow's OwO pen ow actor's voice, >_> but ^-^ suited +^w^ In ^.^ wike :33 conditions >_< as UwU ouw :33 awgument, +;;w;; To tell UwU you, >w< faiw beholders, :3 that UwU ouw :33 pway +;;w;; Weaps ^-^ o'ew x3 the :33 vaunt ÚwÚ and >w< fiwstwings of UwU those bwoiws, +>_< Beginnying uWu in x3 the middle; :33 stawting thence away, +;;w;; To >_> what OwO may be digested uWu in :3 a play. +Wike ow find fauwt; UwU do >_< as x3 youw >_< pweasuwes >_< awe; +Now ÚwÚ good ow ÚwÚ bad, UwU 'tis >_> but x3 the chance of waw. + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +>_> Twoy. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ PWIAM'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS :33 awmed, ÚwÚ and uWu PANDAWUS + +>_> TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Caww OwO hewe x3 my xDD vawwet; I'll :33 unyawm ;;w;; again. +Why >_> shouwd UwU I >w< waw ^-^ without x3 the OwO wawws of Twoy +:33 That find xDD such UwU cwuew ÚwÚ battwe OwO hewe :33 within? +x3 Each ÚwÚ Twoyan :3 that >_> is >_< mastew of :33 his uWu heawt, +Let ^.^ him to :3 fiewd; ^.^ Twoiwus, :3 awas, hath >_< nyonye! +PANDARUS. Will ÚwÚ this geaw ^w^ nye'ew be :3 mended? +>_> TWOIWUS. uWu The Gweeks OwO awe :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and >_< skiwfuw to uWu theiw >_< stwength, +Fiewce to uWu theiw ^-^ skiww, ÚwÚ and to uWu theiw >_< fiewcenyess valiant; +OwO But UwU I ^w^ am weaker than :3 a xDD woman's tear, +^.^ Tamew than sweep, UwU fondew than ignorance, +Wess uWu vawiant than x3 the ;;w;; viwgin uWu in x3 the night, +xDD And :33 skiwwess >_< as UwU unpwactis'd >_< infancy. +PANDARUS. xDD Weww, UwU I uWu have told xDD you enough of >_< this; fow x3 my >_> pawt, +I'll nyot UwU meddwe nor >_< make nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. >w< He :3 that xDD wiww uWu have :3 a cake +x3 out of x3 the OwO wheat ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ^.^ tawwy x3 the ^.^ gwinding. +>_> TWOIWUS. :3 Have UwU I nyot OwO tawwied? +PANDARUS. Ay, x3 the gwinding; >_> but xDD you ^w^ must ^.^ tawwy x3 the ^w^ bowting. +>_> TWOIWUS. :3 Have UwU I nyot OwO tawwied? +PANDARUS. Ay, x3 the ^w^ bowting; >_> but xDD you ^w^ must ^.^ tawwy x3 the x3 weavenying. +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU Stiww uWu have UwU I >w< tawwied. +PANDARUS. Ay, to x3 the leavening; >_> but hewe's yet uWu in x3 the ;;w;; wowd +'hereafter' x3 the knyeading, x3 the x3 making of x3 the ÚwÚ cake, x3 the x3 heating +of x3 the oven, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ baking; x3 nyay, xDD you ^w^ must xDD stay x3 the coowing :3 too, +ow xDD you OwO may chance to buwn x3 youw x3 wips. +>_> TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Patience herself, >_> what ÚwÚ goddess ;;w;; e'ew ^.^ she be, +^-^ Doth wessew UwU bwench uWu at suff'wance than UwU I xDD do. +At ^w^ Pwiam's royal tabwe UwU do UwU I ^.^ sit; +xDD And when >w< faiw ^w^ Cwessid x3 comes x3 into x3 my >_< thoughts- +So, traitor, xDD then ^.^ she x3 comes when ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ thence. +PANDARUS. xDD Weww, ^.^ she >_> wook'd yesternight fairer than OwO evew UwU I saw her +look, ow xDD any OwO woman ewse. +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU I UwU was about to tell >_< thee: when x3 my uWu heawt, +;;w;; As x3 wedged with :3 a uWu sigh, ^.^ wouwd ^w^ wive uWu in twain, +Lest >_> Hectow ow x3 my >w< fathew >_> shouwd >_> pewceive uWu me, +UwU I have, >_< as when x3 the sun xDD doth >w< wight :3 a stowm, +Buried ÚwÚ this x3 sigh uWu in wrinkle of :3 a smile. +OwO But sorrow :3 that >_> is ^w^ couch'd uWu in ÚwÚ seeming UwU gwadnyess +Is ^.^ wike :3 that >_< miwth fate tuwns to ^.^ sudden sadness. +PANDARUS. ^-^ An her >_< haiw :3 wewe nyot >_< somewhat dawkew than ÚwÚ Hewen's- weww, +OwO go xDD to- there :3 wewe nyo ^.^ mowe compawison ^-^ between x3 the ^w^ women. But, fow +x3 my >_> pawt, ^.^ she >_> is x3 my ^.^ kinswoman; UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, >_< as ;;w;; they term :33 it, +praise hew, >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ somebody xDD had heard her tawk ^.^ yestewday, >_< as +UwU I ^.^ did. UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO dispwaise x3 youw :3 sistew Cassandra's >_> wit; ÚwÚ but- +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 O Pandawus! UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, xDD Pandawus- +x3 When UwU I UwU do tell uWu thee there x3 my hopes >_< wie dwown'd, +Reply nyot uWu in >w< how UwU many ;;w;; fathoms >_> deep +^-^ They >_< wie indrench'd. UwU I tell uWu thee UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ mad +^w^ In Cwessid's love. ^.^ Thou answew'st ^w^ 'She >_> is >_< faiw'- +Pourest uWu in x3 the open ulcer of x3 my ÚwÚ heawt- +:3 Hew ^w^ eyes, her hair, her OwO cheek, her gait, her voice, +:33 Handwest uWu in >w< thy discourse. >_< O, :3 that her uWu hand, +^w^ In x3 whose compawison aww whites OwO awe ink +OwO Wwiting uWu theiw UwU own ^w^ wepwoach; to x3 whose soft seizure +uWu The xDD cygnyet's down >_> is harsh, ÚwÚ and ^w^ spiwit of sense +ÚwÚ Hawd >_< as x3 the ^.^ pawm of pwoughman! This xDD thou ^.^ teww'st uWu me, +;;w;; As true xDD thou ^.^ teww'st uWu me, when UwU I >_> say UwU I wuv >w< hew; +But, :3 saying thus, ^w^ instead of oiw ÚwÚ and balm, +^.^ Thou ^.^ way'st uWu in every gash :3 that wuv hath UwU given ;;w;; me +uWu The knyife :3 that UwU made :3 it. +PANDARUS. UwU I speak nyo ^.^ mowe than truth. +>_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Thou dost nyot speak UwU so :33 much. +PANDARUS. Faith, I'll nyot UwU meddwe uWu in :3 it. Let her be >_< as ^.^ she ^w^ is: >_> if +^.^ she be faiw, UwU 'tis x3 the xDD bettew fow >w< hew; >w< an ^.^ she be >_> nyot, ^.^ she >_> has x3 the +uWu mends uWu in her UwU own ^w^ hands. +>_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ Good Pandawus! How now, Pandawus! +PANDARUS. UwU I uWu have xDD had x3 my labour fow x3 my >_> twavaiw, :33 iww xDD thought on of +her ÚwÚ and :33 iww xDD thought on of uWu you; >_> gonye ^-^ between ÚwÚ and >_> between, >_> but +UwU smaww thanks fow x3 my uWu wabouw. +>_> TWOIWUS. What, awt xDD thou ;;w;; angwy, ;;w;; Pandawus? What, with me? +PANDARUS. >_< Because ^w^ she's ^-^ kin to uWu me, >_< thewefowe ^w^ she's nyot UwU so >w< faiw >_< as +>_< Hewen. ^-^ An ^.^ she :3 wewe nyot ^-^ kin to uWu me, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd be >_< as >w< faiw :3 a ^.^ Fwiday +>_< as :33 Hewen >_> is on OwO Sunday. OwO But >_> what :3 cawe >_< I? UwU I :3 cawe nyot >w< an ^.^ she :3 wewe :3 a +blackamoor; UwU 'tis aww one to x3 me. +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 Say UwU I ^.^ she >_> is nyot uWu faiw? +PANDARUS. UwU I UwU do nyot :3 cawe >w< whethew xDD you UwU do ow >w< nyo. >_> She's :3 a >w< foow to xDD stay +x3 behind her :33 fathew. Let her to x3 the Greeks; ÚwÚ and UwU so I'll tell her +x3 the :3 nyext time UwU I >_> see her. For x3 my >_> pawt, I'll UwU meddwe nor >_< make nyo +^.^ mowe :33 i' x3 th' :3 mattew. +>_> TWOIWUS. Pandawus! +PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. +>_> TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Sweet Pandawus! +PANDARUS. >_> Pway UwU you, speak nyo ^.^ mowe to ;;w;; me: UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave aww +>_< as UwU I >_> found :33 it, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. ÚwÚ Exit. Sound OwO awawum +>_> TWOIWUS. uWu Peace, xDD you >_< ungwacious clamours! uWu Peace, wude x3 sounds! +^w^ Foows on both uWu sides! :33 Hewen ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be faiw, +x3 When with x3 youw :3 bwood xDD you x3 daiwy OwO paint her OwO thus. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >w< fight ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >_< awgument; +^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too ^-^ stawv'd :3 a x3 subject fow x3 my ^-^ swowd. +OwO But OwO Pandawus-O uWu gods, >w< how UwU do xDD you pwague me! +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot come to ^w^ Cwessid >_> but ^.^ by >w< Pandaw; +xDD And uWu he's >_< as >w< tetchy to be woo'd to ^.^ woo +;;w;; As ^.^ she >_> is >w< stubbown-chaste OwO against aww OwO suit. +Teww uWu me, Apollo, fow >w< thy Daphne's xDD wuv, +>_> What ^w^ Cwessid ;;w;; is, >_> what Pandar, ÚwÚ and >_> what uWu we? +:3 Hew x3 bed >_> is >_< India; there ^.^ she lies, :3 a pearl; +Between UwU ouw ^.^ Iwium ÚwÚ and :3 whewe ^.^ she UwU wesides +Let >w< it be ^w^ caww'd x3 the >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and >w< wand'wing flood; +xDD Ouwsewf x3 the OwO mewchant, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this saiwing :3 Pandaw +Our ^.^ doubtfuw hope, UwU ouw convoy, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw bark. + +;;w;; Awawum. Entew AENEAS + +AENEAS. How now, Prince Troilus! ÚwÚ Whewefowe nyot UwU afiewd? +>_> TWOIWUS. >_< Because nyot :33 thewe. This xDD woman's answew sowts, +For >_> womanyish >w< it >_> is to be from ^w^ thence. +>_> What news, UwU Aenyeas, from x3 the field >w< to-day? +AENEAS. :33 That Paris >_> is wetuwnyed ^.^ home, ÚwÚ and x3 huwt. +>_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ By :33 whom, Aeneas? +AENEAS. ^.^ Twoiwus, ^.^ by >w< Menyewaus. +>_> TWOIWUS. Let Paris bleed: UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a ^-^ scaw to scorn; +Paris >_> is uWu gow'd with uWu Menyewaus' horn. [Awawum] +AENEAS. ^.^ Hawk >_> what ÚwÚ good spowt >_> is x3 out of :33 town to-day! +>_> TWOIWUS. uWu Bettew uWu at ^.^ home, >_> if >w< 'wouwd UwU I :3 might' :3 wewe ^w^ 'may.' +OwO But to x3 the spowt abroad. ^w^ Awe xDD you bound x3 thithew? +AENEAS. ^w^ In aww UwU swift ^.^ haste. +>_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Come, OwO go ^.^ we xDD then together. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. +>_> Twoy. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew :3 CWESSIDA ÚwÚ and her x3 man ALEXANDER + +^.^ CWESSIDA. Who :3 wewe UwU those OwO went by? +xDD AWEXANDEW. xDD Queen Hecuba ÚwÚ and >_< Hewen. +^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD And :33 whithew OwO go >w< they? +xDD AWEXANDEW. Up to x3 the eastern tower, +>_< Whose height ;;w;; commands >_< as x3 subject aww x3 the :3 vawe, +;;w;; To >_> see x3 the ^.^ battwe. Hectow, x3 whose uWu patience +Is >_< as :3 a viwtue OwO fix'd, ^w^ to-day UwU was ;;w;; mov'd. +>w< He ;;w;; chid :3 Andwomache, ÚwÚ and >w< stwuck :33 his x3 awmouwew; +^.^ And, ^.^ wike >_< as there :3 wewe x3 husbandwy uWu in waw, +^.^ Befowe x3 the sun wose ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; hawnyess'd wight, +xDD And to x3 the field xDD goes he; :3 whewe every fwowew +Did >_< as :3 a :33 pwophet xDD weep >_> what >w< it uWu fowesaw +^w^ In :33 Hectow's wrath. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> What UwU was :33 his cause of angew? +xDD AWEXANDEW. uWu The noise :33 goes, :33 this: there >_> is ^-^ among x3 the Gweeks +^-^ A ;;w;; wowd of ÚwÚ Twoyan bwood, nephew to Hectow; +^-^ They caww ^.^ him UwU Ajax. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Good; ÚwÚ and >_> what of him? +xDD AWEXANDEW. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he >_> is :3 a xDD vewy x3 man x3 pew se, +xDD And >w< stands >_< awonye. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ So UwU do aww men, ^w^ unwess ;;w;; they OwO awe dwunk, :33 sick, ow uWu have nyo wegs. -AWEXANDEW. :3 This man, >w< wady, ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wobb'd many ^.^ beasts >_> of theiw -pawticuwaw UwU additions: ^.^ he :3 is as ÚwÚ vawiant as :3 a ;;w;; wion, :33 chuwwish as OwO the -^-^ beaw, uWu swow as OwO the :33 ewephant-a man OwO into xDD whom ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; hath OwO so ^.^ cwowded -uWu humouws UwU that his valour :3 is uWu cwush'd OwO into folly, his ^.^ fowwy sauced -with discretion. Thewe :3 is nyo man ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 viwtue UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 a -:33 gwimpse :33 of, :3 nyow ^-^ any man OwO an ^.^ attaint uWu but ^.^ he >_> cawwies >w< some :33 stain >_> of -xDD it; ^.^ he :3 is >_> mewanchowy ^-^ without cause ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy x3 against OwO the hair; ^.^ he -;;w;; hath OwO the joints >_> of every uWu thing; uWu but OwO evewything OwO so >_< out >_> of >_< joint -UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a gouty Briareus, many ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and nyo use, ^w^ ow puwbwind -Awgus, >w< aww eyes ÚwÚ and nyo ^w^ sight. -CRESSIDA. But how shouwd :3 this man, UwU that makes me >_> smiwe, ^-^ make >_< Hectow -angwy? -AWEXANDEW. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he yesterday ÚwÚ cop'd >_< Hectow in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ and -struck him down, OwO the >w< disdain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame ^w^ wheweof ;;w;; hath >w< evew >_< since -^-^ kept >_< Hectow UwU fasting ÚwÚ and waking. - -x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS - -CRESSIDA. OwO Who comes hewe? -AWEXANDEW. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw uncwe Pandarus. -CRESSIDA. Hector's :3 a x3 gawwant xDD man. -AWEXANDEW. UwU As ^-^ may >w< be in OwO the UwU wowwd, >_< wady. -^w^ PANDAWUS. What's ÚwÚ that? What's ÚwÚ that? -CRESSIDA. Good ^.^ mowwow, uncwe Pandarus. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Good ^.^ mowwow, cousin Cwessid. What ^-^ do you talk OwO of?- Good -^.^ mowwow, Alexander.-How ^-^ do you, ^-^ cousin? When ;;w;; wewe you at ^.^ Iwium? -CRESSIDA. :3 This morning, :3 uncwe. -^w^ PANDAWUS. What ;;w;; wewe you >_> tawking >_> of when I came? >_> Was >_< Hectow UwU awm'd -ÚwÚ and gonye ewe you came ^-^ to ^.^ Iwium? Hewen ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu up, ÚwÚ was uWu she? -CRESSIDA. >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was gone; uWu but Hewen ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :33 up. -^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu E'en ÚwÚ so. >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was stiwwing ;;w;; eawwy. -CRESSIDA. :33 That ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we >_> tawking :33 of, ÚwÚ and >_> of his ;;w;; angew. -^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Was ^.^ he angwy? -CRESSIDA. ^w^ So ^.^ he :33 says here. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Twue, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< so; I xDD knyow OwO the cause :33 too; :3 he'ww uWu way about -him today, I can tell them ;;w;; that. And :33 thewe's Troilus uWu wiww ^.^ nyot -come :3 faw >_> behind him; let them UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of ^w^ Twoiwus, I can tell -them UwU that ^w^ too. -CRESSIDA. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he :3 angwy too? -^w^ PANDAWUS. Who, Troilus? Troilus :3 is OwO the better man >_> of OwO the ^-^ two. -CRESSIDA. :3 O uWu Jupitew! :33 thewe's nyo uWu compawison. -^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 between Troilus ÚwÚ and Hector? Do you xDD knyow :3 a man -^-^ if you UwU see OwO him? -CRESSIDA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if I >w< evew ^-^ saw him before ÚwÚ and knew >_> him. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, I uWu say Troilus :3 is Troilus. -CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Then you uWu say as I ÚwÚ say, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot Hector. -^w^ PANDAWUS. No, :3 nyow >_< Hectow :3 is ^.^ nyot Troilus in >w< some degrees. -CRESSIDA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ just ^-^ to OwO each >_> of them: ^.^ he :3 is :3 himsewf. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Himself! ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ÚwÚ Twoiwus! I would ^.^ he ÚwÚ wewe! -CRESSIDA. ^w^ So ^.^ he is. -^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 Condition I xDD had gonye bawefoot ^-^ to :3 India. -CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot Hector. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Himself! no, :33 he's ^.^ nyot :3 himsewf. Wouwd UwU 'a ;;w;; wewe himsewf! -Weww, OwO the UwU gods awe :33 abuv; UwU time >w< must fwiend ^w^ ow OwO end. Weww, ^w^ Twoiwus, -well! I would my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe in xDD hew ^-^ body! No, >_< Hectow :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a -better man than Troilus. -CRESSIDA. >_> Excuse >_> me. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_< ewdew. -CRESSIDA. Pawdon uWu me, pawdon >_> me. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Th' other's ^.^ nyot come to't; you uWu shaww tell me another xDD tawe -when th' other's come to't. >_< Hectow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have his ÚwÚ wit :3 this -xDD yeaw. -CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed ^.^ it ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have his >w< own. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Nyow his ^w^ quawities. -CRESSIDA. :3 Nyo OwO mattew. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Nyow his ^w^ beauty. -CRESSIDA. 'Twouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become UwU him: his own's ^w^ bettew. -^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu YOU ^.^ have nyo judgment, nyiece. Hewen x3 hewsewf :33 swowe th' -uWu othew :3 day UwU that ^w^ Twoiwus, uWu fow :3 a xDD bwown >_< favouw, uWu fow OwO so ^.^ 'tis, I >w< must -OwO confess- ^.^ nyot xDD bwown >w< nyeithew- -CRESSIDA. No, uWu but >_> bwown. -^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Faith, ^-^ to uWu say truth, xDD bwown ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> bwown. -CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot true. -^w^ PANDAWUS. She ^.^ pwais'd his complexion :33 abuv ^.^ Pawis. -CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ Why, Paris ;;w;; hath >w< cowouw ^w^ enyough. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ So ^.^ he x3 has. -CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Then Troilus shouwd ^.^ have xDD too ^w^ much. >w< If ^.^ she ^.^ pwais'd him -^.^ abuv, his complexion :3 is highew than his; ^.^ he having >w< cowouw -enyough, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew highew, :3 is xDD too flaming UwU pwaise uWu fow :3 a good -complexion. I xDD had as OwO wief ^-^ Hewen's gowden :33 tongue xDD had ^.^ commended -Troilus uWu fow :3 a copper >_< nyose. -^w^ PANDAWUS. I uWu sweaw ^-^ to you I ÚwÚ think Hewen loves him better than ^.^ Pawis. -CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Then she's :3 a >_> mewwy UwU Gweek :3 indeed. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ she >w< does. She came ^-^ to him th' uWu othew :3 day -OwO into OwO the compass'd uWu window-and you xDD knyow ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past three ^w^ ow -;;w;; fouw ^w^ haiws uWu on his ;;w;; chin- -CRESSIDA. :3 Indeed :3 a tapster's awithmetic ^-^ may >_> soon bwing his -OwO pawticuwaws :3 thewein ^-^ to :3 a :33 totaw. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is vewy young, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww ^.^ he within three :3 pound -wift as >w< much as his bwothew Hector. -CRESSIDA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO so x3 young :3 a man ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ owd :3 a >_< wiftew? -^w^ PANDAWUS. But ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv ^-^ to you UwU that Hewen loves UwU him: ^.^ she came ÚwÚ and -^-^ puts me xDD hew >_> white hand ^-^ to his cwuvn ;;w;; chin- -CRESSIDA. Juno ^.^ have ^.^ mewcy! OwO How came ^.^ it cwuvn? -^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, you >w< knyow, 'tis ^w^ dimpwed. I ÚwÚ think his :33 smiwing >_< becomes -him better than ^-^ any man in >w< aww ;;w;; Phwygia. -CRESSIDA. :33 O, ^.^ he >_> smiwes vawiantwy! -^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Does ^.^ he not? -CRESSIDA. :3 O yes, OwO an 'twere :3 a cwoud in >_> autumn! -^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, >w< go ^.^ to, OwO then! But ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv ^-^ to you UwU that Hewen loves -:33 Twoiwus- -CRESSIDA. Troilus uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to OwO the proof, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Twoiwus! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he esteems xDD hew nyo ^-^ mowe than I >_< esteem OwO an -^w^ addwe >w< egg. -CRESSIDA. >w< If you love OwO an ^w^ addwe egg as ;;w;; weww as you love OwO an :33 idwe -uWu head, you would xDD eat chickens >w< i' th' sheww. -^w^ PANDAWUS. I cannyot OwO choose uWu but waugh ^-^ to ÚwÚ think how ^.^ she ;;w;; tickwed his -chin. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ she >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ mawveww's >_> white ;;w;; hand, I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds -uWu confess. -CRESSIDA. Without OwO the wack. -^w^ PANDAWUS. And ^.^ she ^-^ takes x3 upon xDD hew ^-^ to UwU spy :3 a >_> white >_< haiw uWu on his chin. -CRESSIDA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow chin! >_> Many :3 a ÚwÚ wawt :3 is wichew. -^w^ PANDAWUS. But there ÚwÚ was such waughing! Queen ^.^ Hecuba ^.^ waugh'd UwU that -xDD hew eyes ÚwÚ wan o'er. -CRESSIDA. x3 With >w< miwwstonyes. -^w^ PANDAWUS. And ;;w;; Cassandwa ÚwÚ waugh'd. -CRESSIDA. But there ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ mowe uWu tempewate x3 fiwe uWu undew OwO the pot >_> of xDD hew -OwO eyes. OwO Did xDD hew eyes run o'ew too? -^w^ PANDAWUS. And >_< Hectow ÚwÚ waugh'd. -CRESSIDA. ^.^ At what ÚwÚ was >w< aww :3 this laughing? -^w^ PANDAWUS. x3 Mawwy, at OwO the >_> white >_< haiw UwU that Hewen spied uWu on Troilus' +xDD AWEXANDEW. This ^w^ man, UwU wady, hath wobb'd UwU many x3 beasts of uWu theiw +xDD pawticuwaw uWu additions: ^.^ he >_> is >_< as uWu vawiant >_< as :3 a wion, churlish >_< as x3 the +>_> beaw, slow >_< as x3 the ^-^ ewephant-a x3 man x3 into ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ nyatuwe hath UwU so crowded +humours :3 that :33 his valour >_> is ^w^ cwush'd x3 into >_> fowwy, :33 his >w< fowwy :33 sauced +with discwetion. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo x3 man hath :3 a viwtue :3 that ^.^ he hath nyot :3 a +glimpse :33 of, nor xDD any x3 man >w< an attaint >_> but ^.^ he xDD cawwies x3 some stain of +uWu it; ^.^ he >_> is ^-^ mewanchowy ^-^ without cause ÚwÚ and ^.^ mewwy OwO against x3 the ^-^ haiw; ^.^ he +hath x3 the xDD joints of every >_> thing; >_> but evewything UwU so x3 out of UwU joint +:3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a uWu gouty :33 Bwiaweus, UwU many ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ use, ow xDD puwbwind +^.^ Awgus, aww eyes ÚwÚ and nyo :33 sight. +^.^ CWESSIDA. OwO But >w< how >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, :3 that x3 makes ;;w;; me :33 smiwe, >_< make >_> Hectow +^.^ angwy? +xDD AWEXANDEW. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he ;;w;; yestewday cop'd >_> Hectow uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe ÚwÚ and +>w< stwuck ^.^ him ;;w;; down, x3 the ^-^ disdain ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame xDD wheweof hath OwO evew xDD since +:33 kept >_> Hectow ;;w;; fasting ÚwÚ and xDD waking. + +Entew uWu PANDAWUS + +^.^ CWESSIDA. Who x3 comes hewe? +xDD AWEXANDEW. uWu Madam, x3 youw :33 uncwe Pandarus. +^.^ CWESSIDA. :33 Hectow's :3 a OwO gawwant man. +xDD AWEXANDEW. ;;w;; As OwO may be uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >_> wady. +PANDARUS. x3 What's ^-^ that? x3 What's ^-^ that? +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 uncwe Pandarus. +PANDARUS. ^-^ Good morrow, xDD cousin Cressid. >_> What UwU do xDD you tawk ;;w;; of?- ^-^ Good +morrow, Awexandew.-How UwU do UwU you, cousin? x3 When :3 wewe xDD you uWu at uWu Iwium? +^.^ CWESSIDA. This UwU mownying, uncle. +PANDARUS. >_> What :3 wewe xDD you :33 tawking of when UwU I came? Was >_> Hectow awm'd +ÚwÚ and >_> gonye ere xDD you ^-^ came to uWu Iwium? :33 Hewen UwU was nyot up, UwU was >_< she? +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Hectow UwU was xDD gonye; >_> but :33 Hewen UwU was nyot :33 up. +PANDARUS. E'en :3 so. >_> Hectow UwU was stirring >_> eawwy. +^.^ CWESSIDA. :33 That :3 wewe ^.^ we :33 tawking :33 of, ÚwÚ and of :33 his OwO angew. +PANDARUS. Was ^.^ he ^.^ angwy? +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ So ^.^ he ;;w;; says hewe. +PANDARUS. >_< Twue, ^.^ he UwU was so; UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the cause :3 too; he'ww uWu way about +^.^ him today, UwU I ^.^ can tell them x3 that. xDD And there's Twoiwus xDD wiww nyot +come uWu faw x3 behind him; wet them OwO take :3 heed of ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU I ^.^ can tell +them :3 that UwU too. +^.^ CWESSIDA. What, >_> is ^.^ he angry xDD too? +PANDARUS. UwU Who, Troilus? Twoiwus >_> is x3 the xDD bettew x3 man of x3 the UwU two. +^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O Jupiter! there's nyo comparison. +PANDARUS. What, nyot ^-^ between Twoiwus ÚwÚ and Hector? Do xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 a x3 man +>_> if xDD you >_> see him? +^.^ CWESSIDA. Ay, >_> if UwU I OwO evew saw ^.^ him >w< befowe ÚwÚ and UwU knyew ^.^ him. +PANDARUS. xDD Weww, UwU I >_> say Twoiwus >_> is x3 Twoiwus. +^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Then xDD you >_> say >_< as UwU I say, fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^-^ Hectow. +PANDARUS. :3 Nyo, nor >_> Hectow >_> is nyot Twoiwus uWu in x3 some degrees. +^.^ CWESSIDA. 'Tis >w< just to >_< each of ^w^ them: ^.^ he >_> is himself. +PANDARUS. ^-^ Himsewf! ÚwÚ Awas, poor Troilus! UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he were! +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ So ^.^ he >w< is. +PANDARUS. >_< Condition UwU I xDD had >_> gonye barefoot to UwU India. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >w< He >_> is nyot ^-^ Hectow. +PANDARUS. ^-^ Himsewf! no, uWu he's nyot himself. Wouwd xDD 'a :3 wewe >_< himsewf! +xDD Weww, x3 the gods OwO awe above; time ^w^ must :33 fwiend ow OwO end. xDD Weww, ^.^ Twoiwus, +OwO weww! UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my >_< heawt :3 wewe uWu in her :3 body! :3 Nyo, >_> Hectow >_> is nyot :3 a +xDD bettew x3 man than x3 Twoiwus. +^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD Excuse x3 me. +PANDARUS. >w< He >_> is x3 ewdew. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, UwU pawdon x3 me. +PANDARUS. xDD Th' ;;w;; othew's nyot come x3 to't; xDD you UwU shaww tell ;;w;; me anyothew xDD tawe +when x3 th' ;;w;; othew's come to't. >_> Hectow UwU shaww nyot uWu have :33 his wit ÚwÚ this +year. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >w< He UwU shaww nyot >_< nyeed >w< it >_> if ^.^ he uWu have :33 his own. +PANDARUS. x3 Nyow :33 his qualities. +^.^ CWESSIDA. No :3 mattew. +PANDARUS. x3 Nyow :33 his beauty. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; 'Twouwd nyot :33 become :33 him: :33 his own's ^-^ bettew. +PANDARUS. YOU uWu have nyo ^.^ judgment, niece. :33 Hewen herself >w< swowe x3 th' +othew day :3 that ^.^ Twoiwus, fow :3 a >_> bwown favour, fow UwU so x3 'tis, UwU I ^w^ must +;;w;; confess- nyot >_> bwown neither- +^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Nyo, >_> but ;;w;; bwown. +PANDARUS. Faith, to >_> say truth, >_> bwown ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; bwown. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; To >_> say x3 the truth, true ÚwÚ and nyot true. +PANDARUS. :33 She UwU pwais'd :33 his >_< compwexion :33 abuv Paris. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Why, Paris hath colour enyough. +PANDARUS. ^w^ So ^.^ he has. +^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Then Twoiwus >_> shouwd uWu have ^w^ too :33 much. ;;w;; If ^.^ she UwU pwais'd ^.^ him +xDD abuv, :33 his >_< compwexion >_> is :3 highew than ^w^ his; ^.^ he xDD having colour +UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and x3 the othew xDD highew, >_> is ^w^ too OwO fwaming praise fow :3 a ÚwÚ good +compwexion. UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief Helen's golden >_> tongue xDD had :33 commended +Twoiwus fow :3 a >w< coppew nyose. +PANDARUS. UwU I >_< sweaw to xDD you UwU I think :33 Hewen loves ^.^ him xDD bettew than Paris. +^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Then ^w^ she's :3 a ^.^ mewwy Gweek indeed. +PANDARUS. Nyay, UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ she does. :33 She ^-^ came to ^.^ him x3 th' othew day +x3 into x3 the ^.^ compass'd ^.^ window-and xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ he >_> has nyot x3 past >w< thwee ow +fouw >_< haiws on :33 his uWu chin- +^.^ CWESSIDA. :33 Indeed :3 a tapster's awithmetic OwO may >w< soon ;;w;; bwing :33 his +pawticuwaws thewein to :3 a total. +PANDARUS. Why, ^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy >_> young, ÚwÚ and yet xDD wiww ^.^ he within >w< thwee ;;w;; pound +lift >_< as much >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ Hectow. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Is ^.^ he UwU so xDD young :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; owd :3 a >_< wiftew? +PANDARUS. OwO But to ^-^ pwuv to xDD you :3 that :33 Hewen loves :33 him: ^.^ she ^-^ came ÚwÚ and +puts ;;w;; me her ^-^ white uWu hand to :33 his x3 cwuvn uWu chin- +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Junyo uWu have mercy! How ^-^ came >w< it cwuvn? +PANDARUS. Why, xDD you knyow, UwU 'tis dimpwed. UwU I think :33 his x3 smiwing x3 becomes +^.^ him xDD bettew than xDD any x3 man uWu in aww xDD Phwygia. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_< O, ^.^ he ^-^ smiwes OwO vawiantwy! +PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Does ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? +^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O :3 yes, >w< an >w< 'twewe :3 a ;;w;; cwoud uWu in ^-^ autumn! +PANDARUS. Why, OwO go ^.^ to, >w< then! OwO But to ^-^ pwuv to xDD you :3 that :33 Hewen loves +^.^ Twoiwus- +^.^ CWESSIDA. Twoiwus xDD wiww stand to x3 the uWu pwoof, >_> if you'ww ^-^ pwuv >w< it :3 so. +PANDARUS. Troilus! Why, ^.^ he :33 esteems her nyo ^.^ mowe than UwU I >_> esteem >w< an +;;w;; addwe >_> egg. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; If xDD you wuv >w< an ;;w;; addwe >_> egg >_< as weww >_< as xDD you wuv >w< an idle +head, xDD you ^.^ wouwd eat >w< chickens :33 i' x3 th' shell. +PANDARUS. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but laugh to think >w< how ^.^ she tickwed :33 his +chin. >w< Indeed, ^.^ she >_> has :3 a marvell's ^-^ white uWu hand, UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds +confess. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Without x3 the rack. +PANDARUS. xDD And ^.^ she UwU takes ;;w;; upon her to ^w^ spy :3 a ^-^ white >_< haiw on :33 his chin. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ÚwÚ Awas, poor :3 chin! xDD Many :3 a x3 wawt >_> is wichew. +PANDARUS. OwO But there UwU was xDD such waughing! xDD Queen Hecuba >_< waugh'd :3 that +her eyes wan >_< o'ew. +^.^ CWESSIDA. With miwwstonyes. +PANDARUS. xDD And Cassandwa laugh'd. +^.^ CWESSIDA. OwO But there UwU was :3 a ^.^ mowe ^w^ tempewate fire :33 undew x3 the >_> pot of her +:3 eyes. Did her eyes >w< wun ^-^ o'ew xDD too? +PANDARUS. xDD And >_> Hectow laugh'd. +^.^ CWESSIDA. At >_> what UwU was aww ÚwÚ this xDD waughing? +PANDARUS. OwO Mawwy, uWu at x3 the ^-^ white >_< haiw :3 that :33 Hewen ÚwÚ spied on ;;w;; Twoiwus' chin. -CRESSIDA. x3 An't xDD had >_< been :3 a green >_< haiw I shouwd ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd ^w^ too. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ They ^.^ waugh'd ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much at OwO the >_< haiw as at his pwetty ->w< answew. -CRESSIDA. What ÚwÚ was his OwO answew? -^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Quoth ^.^ she OwO 'Hewe's uWu but two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty ^w^ haiws uWu on >_> youw ^.^ chin, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of them :3 is white.' -CRESSIDA. :3 This :3 is xDD hew :33 question. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's true; ^-^ make nyo xDD question >_> of ;;w;; that. 'Two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty ->_> haiws,' OwO quoth ^.^ he ^.^ 'and ^-^ onye xDD white. :33 That >_> white >_< haiw :3 is my fathew, -ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west awe his :33 sons.' x3 'Jupitew!' OwO quoth ^.^ she 'which >_> of -^.^ these ^w^ haiws :3 is Paris my x3 husband?' xDD 'The ^-^ fowked >_< onye,' OwO quoth >_< he, ->w< 'pwuck't >_< out ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it :33 him.' But there ÚwÚ was such waughing! ÚwÚ and -Hewen OwO so uWu bwush'd, ÚwÚ and Paris OwO so chaf'd; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west OwO so -^.^ waugh'd UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ pass'd. -CRESSIDA. ^w^ So let ^.^ it UwU nyow; uWu fow ^.^ it >_> has >_< been :3 a gweat >_< whiwe ^-^ going by. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, uWu cousin, I told you :3 a xDD thing :3 yestewday; ÚwÚ think on't. -CRESSIDA. ^w^ So I do. -^w^ PANDAWUS. I'll >w< be sworn 'tis true; ^.^ he uWu wiww weep you, ÚwÚ and 'twere :3 a -man :3 bown in April. -CRESSIDA. And I'll spwing OwO up in his >_< teaws, OwO an 'twere :3 a nettle -x3 against >w< May. >_< [Sound :3 a wetweat] -^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Hawk! uWu they awe UwU coming ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewd. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ stand OwO up -here ÚwÚ and UwU see them as uWu they xDD pass towawd ^.^ Iwium? Good niece, uWu do, -^w^ sweet niece Cressida. -CRESSIDA. ^.^ At >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Here, ;;w;; hewe, >w< hewe's OwO an excellent >w< pwace; here ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU see -UwU most bwavewy. I'll tell you them >w< aww uWu by theiw >_< nyames as uWu they xDD pass -^.^ by; uWu but mark Troilus :33 abuv OwO the ^-^ west. - -AENEAS passes - -CRESSIDA. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot OwO so loud. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's ;;w;; Aenyeas. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 a bwave man? >w< He's ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the ->_> fwowews >_> of Twoy, I can tell you. But mark ^w^ Twoiwus; you uWu shaww UwU see +^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; An't xDD had :33 been :3 a green >_< haiw UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have >_< waugh'd UwU too. +PANDARUS. ^-^ They >_< waugh'd nyot UwU so much uWu at x3 the >_< haiw >_< as uWu at :33 his OwO pwetty +answer. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> What UwU was :33 his answer? +PANDARUS. Quoth ^.^ she 'Here's >_> but >w< two ÚwÚ and :33 fifty >_< haiws on x3 youw OwO chin, +ÚwÚ and one of them >_> is ^w^ white.' +^.^ CWESSIDA. This >_> is her x3 question. +PANDARUS. >w< That's true; >_< make nyo ;;w;; question of x3 that. 'Two ÚwÚ and :33 fifty +>_< haiws,' quoth ^.^ he OwO 'and one :3 white. :33 That ^-^ white >_< haiw >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD west OwO awe :33 his ÚwÚ sons.' 'Jupitew!' quoth ^.^ she >_> 'which of +these >_< haiws >_> is Paris x3 my ^-^ husband?' 'The forked onye,' quoth xDD he, +'pwuck't x3 out ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it >_< him.' OwO But there UwU was xDD such waughing! ÚwÚ and +:33 Hewen UwU so x3 bwush'd, ÚwÚ and Paris UwU so :3 chaf'd; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD west UwU so +>_< waugh'd :3 that >w< it xDD pass'd. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ So wet >w< it >_< nyow; fow >w< it >_> has :33 been :3 a great OwO whiwe x3 going by. +PANDARUS. xDD Weww, OwO cousin, UwU I told xDD you :3 a ^.^ thing uWu yestewday; think ^.^ on't. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ So UwU I xDD do. +PANDARUS. I'll be sworn UwU 'tis true; ^.^ he xDD wiww xDD weep UwU you, ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe :3 a +x3 man bown uWu in April. +^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD And I'll ^-^ spwing x3 up uWu in :33 his ^-^ teaws, >w< an >w< 'twewe :3 a nettle +OwO against UwU May. uWu [Sound :3 a ÚwÚ wetweat] +PANDARUS. :33 Hawk! ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD coming from x3 the >_> fiewd. Shall ^.^ we stand x3 up +OwO hewe ÚwÚ and >_> see them >_< as ;;w;; they pass toward uWu Iwium? ^-^ Good UwU nyiece, UwU do, +x3 sweet uWu nyiece ÚwÚ Cwessida. +^.^ CWESSIDA. At x3 youw pleasure. +PANDARUS. Here, UwU hewe, hewe's >w< an :3 excewwent pwace; OwO hewe ^.^ we OwO may >_> see +UwU most bwavewy. I'll tell xDD you them aww ^.^ by uWu theiw nyames >_< as ;;w;; they pass +;;w;; by; >_> but mark Twoiwus :33 abuv x3 the rest. + +AENEAS ^-^ passes + +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ Speak nyot UwU so xDD woud. +PANDARUS. >w< That's ;;w;; Aenyeas. Is nyot :3 that :3 a >_< bwave man? He's one of x3 the +fwowews of Troy, UwU I ^.^ can tell OwO you. OwO But mark Troilus; xDD you UwU shaww >_> see x3 anyon. -;;w;; ANTENyOW passes - -CRESSIDA. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's ^w^ Antenyow. ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a >_< shwewd wit, I can tell OwO you; ÚwÚ and -:33 he's :3 a man good enyough; :33 he's ^-^ onye o' th' soundest ^w^ judgments in -Twoy, >_> whosoevew, ÚwÚ and :3 a pwopew man >_> of ^.^ pewson. When comes Troilus? -I'll show you Troilus x3 anyon. >w< If ^.^ he UwU see uWu me, you uWu shaww UwU see him nod -at >_> me. -CRESSIDA. uWu Wiww ^.^ he ^w^ give you OwO the nyod? -^w^ PANDAWUS. You uWu shaww :3 see. -CRESSIDA. >w< If ^.^ he uWu do, OwO the rich uWu shaww ^.^ have more. - -HECTOR passes - -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's xDD Hectow, UwU that, UwU that, ÚwÚ wook you, UwU that; :33 thewe's :3 a -^.^ fewwow! uWu Go >w< thy >_< way, :33 Hectow! There's :3 a bwave man, nyiece. :3 O bwave -:33 Hectow! Wook how ^.^ he OwO wooks. There's :3 a countenance! :3 Is't ^.^ nyot :3 a -bwave man? -CRESSIDA. :33 O, :3 a bwave ^w^ man! -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Is UwU 'a not? ^w^ It OwO does :3 a ÚwÚ man's OwO heawt :33 good. Wook you what -hacks awe uWu on his ^.^ hewmet! Wook you UwU yondew, ^-^ do you see? Wook you -^.^ thewe. There's nyo :33 jesting; :33 thewe's x3 waying OwO on; uWu take't x3 off ^-^ who -wiww, as uWu they >w< say. Thewe >w< be :33 hacks. -CRESSIDA. Be x3 those with >w< swowds? -^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Swowds! UwU anything, ^.^ he >_> cawes not; OwO an OwO the ^w^ deviw come ^-^ to ^w^ him, ->w< it's >w< aww ^w^ onye. By God's lid, ^.^ it OwO does >_> onye's OwO heawt :33 good. Yondew -comes Pawis, :33 yondew comes ^.^ Pawis. - -PARIS passes - -Wook ye UwU yondew, ^w^ nyiece; :3 is't ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 gawwant man UwU too, :3 is't not? ÚwÚ Why, -:3 this :3 is bwave OwO nyow. OwO Who ^w^ said ^.^ he came hurt UwU home uWu to-day? >w< He's ^.^ nyot -:33 huwt. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ Hewen's OwO heawt good nyow, ^-^ ha! Wouwd I :33 couwd -UwU see Troilus nyow! You uWu shaww UwU see Troilus x3 anyon. - -HELENUS passes - -CRESSIDA. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's >w< Hewenyus. I x3 mawvew xDD whewe Troilus is. ^.^ That's ->w< Hewenyus. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he went ^.^ nyot :3 fowth to-day. ^.^ That's >w< Hewenyus. -CRESSIDA. ^w^ Can uWu Hewenyus fight, uncle? -^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 Hewenyus! nyo. x3 Yes, :3 he'ww fight indifferent :33 weww. I x3 mawvew -xDD whewe Troilus is. >_> Hawk! ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot hear OwO the ^w^ peopwe x3 cwy 'Troilus'? -uWu Hewenyus :3 is :3 a pwiest. -CRESSIDA. What ;;w;; snyeaking :3 fewwow comes yondew? - -TROILUS passes - -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Whewe? yondew? ^.^ That's :3 Deiphobus. ^.^ 'Tis Troilus. There's :3 a -man, nyiece. >_> Hem! xDD Bwave ^w^ Twoiwus, OwO the pwince >_> of ^-^ chivawwy! -CRESSIDA. Peace, uWu fow shame, :3 peace! -^w^ PANDAWUS. >_< Mawk him; ^-^ nyote >_> him. :3 O bwave ÚwÚ Twoiwus! Wook ;;w;; weww x3 upon ^w^ him, -^w^ nyiece; ÚwÚ wook you how his >_< swowd :3 is >_> bwoodied, ÚwÚ and his helm ^-^ mowe -;;w;; hack'd than Hector's; ÚwÚ and how ^.^ he >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and how ^.^ he xDD goes! :3 O -^.^ admiwabwe ^.^ youth! ^.^ he never ^-^ saw three ÚwÚ and uWu twenty. uWu Go >w< thy >_< way, -^w^ Twoiwus, >w< go >w< thy way. Had I :3 a ^-^ sistew ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO gwace ^w^ ow :3 a daughter :3 a -goddess, ^.^ he shouwd UwU take his x3 choice. :3 O ^.^ admiwabwe ^w^ man! uWu Pawis? Paris -:3 is dirt ^-^ to him; :3 and, I x3 wawwant, >_< Hewen, ^-^ to change, would ^w^ give OwO an -eye ^-^ to OwO boot. -CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Hewe comes more. - -ÚwÚ Common xDD sowdiews xDD pass - -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Asses, fools, ^.^ dowts! x3 chaff ÚwÚ and bwan, x3 chaff ÚwÚ and uWu bwan! ->_> powwidge aftew ^.^ meat! I :33 couwd live ÚwÚ and die in OwO the eyes >_> of Troilus. -:33 Nye'ew look, :33 nye'ew look; OwO the x3 eagwes awe gone. UwU Cwows ÚwÚ and >_> daws, -cwows ÚwÚ and daws! I xDD had wathew >w< be such :3 a man as Troilus than -Agamemnyon ÚwÚ and >w< aww Gweece. -CRESSIDA. Thewe :3 is ÚwÚ amongst OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks Achilles, :3 a better man than -Troilus. -^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 Achiwwes? OwO A ^.^ dwayman, :3 a ;;w;; powtew, :3 a vewy camel! -CRESSIDA. Weww, :33 weww. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, well! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ have you ^-^ any >w< discwetion? >_< Have you ^-^ any -:3 eyes? Do you xDD knyow what :3 a man ÚwÚ is? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot birth, :3 beauty, good -^w^ shape, discouwse, manhood, weawnying, uWu gentwenyess, uWu viwtue, youth, -wibewawity, ÚwÚ and such ^-^ wike, OwO the >w< spice ÚwÚ and salt UwU that season :3 a man? -CRESSIDA. >w< Ay, :3 a :3 minc'd >w< man; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to >w< be >w< bak'd with nyo ^-^ date in -OwO the UwU pie, uWu fow then OwO the ÚwÚ man's ^-^ date :3 is >_< out. -^w^ PANDAWUS. You awe such :3 a woman! OwO A man knows ^.^ nyot at what OwO wawd you -^-^ wie. -CRESSIDA. :3 Upon my ^w^ back, ^-^ to ^w^ defend my belly; x3 upon my wit, ^-^ to ^w^ defend -my wiles; x3 upon my secwecy, ^-^ to ^w^ defend >_< minye :3 honyesty; my mask, ^-^ to -^w^ defend my beauty; ÚwÚ and you, ^-^ to ^w^ defend >w< aww these; ÚwÚ and at >w< aww ^.^ these -:33 wawds I lie at, at :3 a ^w^ thousand watches. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Say ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw watches. -CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll watch you uWu fow UwU that; ÚwÚ and that's ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the -UwU chiefest >_> of them ^w^ too. >w< If I cannyot OwO wawd what I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ hit, -I can watch you uWu fow x3 tewwing how I took OwO the :33 bwow; unwess ^.^ it sweww -ÚwÚ past hiding, ÚwÚ and then >w< it's ÚwÚ past watching -^w^ PANDAWUS. You awe such ^.^ anyothew! - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS' xDD BOY - ->_< BOY. >_> Siw, my lord would OwO instantwy speak with you. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Whewe? ->_< BOY. ^.^ At >_> youw >_> own >_< house; there ^.^ he >_> unyawms >_> him. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Good OwO boy, tell him I come. Exit >_< Boy -I x3 doubt ^.^ he >w< be :33 huwt. Fawe ye well, good nyiece. -CRESSIDA. Adieu, :3 uncwe. -^w^ PANDAWUS. I uWu wiww >w< be with you, niece, uWu by ÚwÚ and by. -CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ To ^.^ bwing, :3 uncwe. -^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, :3 a token ^-^ fwom Troilus. -CRESSIDA. By OwO the >_> same token, you awe :3 a bawd. -Exit >w< PANDAWUS ->w< Wowds, xDD vows, ÚwÚ gifts, >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wuv's :33 fuww OwO sacwifice, -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; offews in x3 anyothew's enterprise; -But ^-^ mowe in Troilus UwU thousand-fowd I UwU see ->w< Than in OwO the :3 gwass >_> of Pandar's UwU pwaise ^-^ may ^.^ be, ->_> Yet howd I UwU off. xDD Women awe ^-^ angews, >_< wooing: -OwO Things xDD won awe done; :33 joy's ^w^ souw :3 wies in OwO the doing. -:33 That ^.^ she bewov'd knows UwU nyought UwU that knows ^.^ nyot :33 this: -Men UwU pwize OwO the xDD thing ^.^ ungain'd ^-^ mowe than ^.^ it is. -:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet UwU that >w< evew knew -^-^ Wuv ^w^ got OwO so ^w^ sweet as when desiwe >_> did >w< sue; -OwO Thewefowe :3 this >_> maxim >_< out >_> of love I :3 teach: -:3 Achievement :3 is >_< command; ;;w;; ungain'd, uWu beseech. -;;w;; Then >w< though my ^w^ heawt's ^.^ content ^w^ fiwm love doth ^-^ beaw, -Nyothing >_> of UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ fwom >_< minye eyes appear. Exit - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -The Grecian x3 camp. Before xDD AGAMEMNyON'S tent - -Sennet. x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, >_> NyESTOW, UWYSSES, DIOMEDES, MENELAUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -xDD AGAMEMNyON. OwO Pwinces, -What >w< gwief ;;w;; hath xDD set ^.^ these >w< jaundies o'ew >_> youw ^-^ cheeks? -The uWu ampwe proposition UwU that >w< hope makes -UwU In >w< aww designs begun uWu on :3 eawth x3 bewow -ÚwÚ Faiws in OwO the OwO pwomis'd largeness; checks ÚwÚ and ;;w;; disastews -Gwow in OwO the ^.^ veins >_> of :33 actions OwO highest rear'd, -UwU As ;;w;; knyots, uWu by OwO the conflux >_> of meeting ÚwÚ sap, -:3 Infects OwO the :33 sound pinye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ divewts his gwain -Tortive ÚwÚ and errant ^-^ fwom his ^-^ couwse >_> of gwowth. -Nyow, princes, :3 is ^.^ it matter OwO nyew ^-^ to OwO us -:33 That ^-^ we come ^-^ showt >_> of ^-^ ouw suppose OwO so :3 faw -:33 That aftew :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ^w^ siege ÚwÚ yet ^-^ Twoy >_< wawws ÚwÚ stand; -;;w;; Sith every >w< action UwU that ;;w;; hath gonye OwO befowe, -^.^ Wheweof ^-^ we ^.^ have record, UwU twiaw >_> did dwaw -^-^ Bias ÚwÚ and ^.^ thwawt, ^.^ nyot answering OwO the :3 aim, -And UwU that uWu unbodied figuwe >_> of OwO the ^w^ thought -:33 That gave't surmised OwO shape. UwU Why then, you princes, -Do you with x3 cheeks x3 abash'd >w< behowd ^-^ ouw ^w^ wowks -And caww them ^.^ shames, ;;w;; which awe, :3 indeed, UwU nyought ewse -But OwO the pwotwactive ^w^ twiaws >_> of gweat OwO Juv -ÚwÚ To find ;;w;; pewsistive constancy in ^w^ men; -The ;;w;; finyenyess >_> of ;;w;; which >w< metaw :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found -UwU In >_< fowtunye's love? >_< Fow then OwO the bowd ÚwÚ and xDD cowawd, -The xDD wise ÚwÚ and fool, OwO the xDD awtist ÚwÚ and ^-^ unwead, -The ^-^ hawd ÚwÚ and soft, ÚwÚ seem >w< aww ;;w;; affin'd ÚwÚ and kin. -But in OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ^w^ tempest >_> of xDD hew :3 fwown -uWu Distinction, with :3 a bwoad ÚwÚ and >w< powewfuw ÚwÚ fan, -Puffing at aww, >_< winnyows OwO the ^.^ wight away; -And what ;;w;; hath mass ^w^ ow matter uWu by itsewf -:33 Wies rich in :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and >w< unmingwed. -NyESTOW. x3 With :3 due >_< obsewvance >_> of >w< thy godwike uWu seat, -Great ^-^ Agamemnyon, Nestor uWu shaww OwO appwy -x3 Thy :3 watest wowds. UwU In OwO the wepwoof >_> of uWu chance -:33 Wies OwO the OwO twue >_> pwoof >_> of ^-^ men. The ÚwÚ sea being smooth, -OwO How many shawwow bauble ^w^ boats dare sail -:3 Upon xDD hew uWu patient ^w^ bweast, :33 making theiw uWu way -x3 With x3 those >_> of nobler :3 buwk! -But let OwO the >_< wuffian >_< Boweas UwU once enwage -The gentwe ^.^ Thetis, ÚwÚ and anon >w< behowd -The stwong-wibb'd bark OwO thwough :3 wiquid uWu mountains cut, -UwU Bounding :3 between OwO the two ^.^ moist >_< ewements -;;w;; Wike >w< Pewseus' ÚwÚ howse. Where's then OwO the ;;w;; saucy >_> boat, -uWu Whose uWu weak untimber'd ^-^ sides uWu but x3 even :3 nyow -UwU Co-wivaww'd greatness? x3 Eithew ^-^ to OwO hawbouw xDD fwed -Ow :3 made :3 a >w< toast uWu fow :33 Nyeptunye. >_< Even OwO so -^-^ Doth x3 vawouw's show ÚwÚ and x3 vawouw's wowth >_> divide -UwU In stowms >_> of fowtunye; uWu fow in xDD hew uWu way ÚwÚ and bwightnyess -The hewd ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe annoyance uWu by OwO the ^w^ bweeze ->w< Than uWu by OwO the tiger; uWu but when OwO the splitting ^.^ wind -:3 Makes flexible OwO the knyees >_> of knyotted oaks, -And flies xDD fwed uWu undew shade-why, then OwO the xDD thing >_> of :33 couwage -UwU As rous'd with wage, with ;;w;; wage doth sympathise, -And with OwO an accent :3 tun'd in ;;w;; sewf-same ;;w;; key -Retorts ^-^ to chiding xDD fowtunye. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ Agamemnyon, -Thou gweat commandew, xDD nyewve ÚwÚ and ^.^ bonye >_> of Greece, -^.^ Heawt >_> of ^-^ ouw numbers, ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and only spirit -UwU In xDD whom OwO the :33 tempews ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ minds >_> of >w< aww -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO shut up-hear what Uwysses ;;w;; speaks. -Besides OwO the applause ÚwÚ and ;;w;; appwobation -The which, uWu [To AGAMEMNON] UwU most >w< mighty, uWu fow >w< thy place ÚwÚ and sway, -uWu [To NESTOR] And, :3 thou UwU most >_> wevewend, uWu fow >w< thy stwetch'd-out xDD wife, -I ^w^ give ^-^ to uWu both >_> youw speeches- ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe such -UwU As Agamemnyon ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of Greece -;;w;; Shouwd howd OwO up UwU high in ^-^ bwass; ÚwÚ and such UwU again -UwU As :3 venyewabwe ;;w;; Nyestow, xDD hatch'd in siwvew, -;;w;; Shouwd with :3 a bond >_> of :3 aiw, >w< stwong as OwO the >_< axwe-twee -uWu On ;;w;; which >w< heaven :33 wides, xDD knyit >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Gweekish ears -ÚwÚ To his expewienc'd tongue-yet let ^.^ it >w< pwease ^.^ both, -Thou >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ to hear Uwysses speak. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. xDD Speak, Prince >_> of >_> Ithaca; ÚwÚ and be't >_> of less OwO expect -:33 That matter x3 nyeedwess, >_> of importless >_< buwden, -^.^ Divide >w< thy lips than ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ confident, -When :3 wank Thewsites uWu opes his ^.^ mastic ^.^ jaws, -We uWu shaww hear OwO music, wit, ÚwÚ and oracle. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Twoy, ÚwÚ yet x3 upon his ÚwÚ basis, xDD had >_< been down, -And OwO the gweat Hector's >_< swowd xDD had >_< wack'd :3 a :3 mastew, -But uWu fow ^.^ these uWu instances: -The UwU speciawty >_> of UwU wuwe ;;w;; hath >_< been >_> nyegwected; -And ÚwÚ wook how many Grecian x3 tents ^-^ do ^.^ stand ->_> Howwow x3 upon :3 this ÚwÚ pwain, OwO so many >w< howwow ÚwÚ factions. -When UwU that OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the OwO hive, -ÚwÚ To xDD whom OwO the xDD fowagews uWu shaww >w< aww xDD wepaiw, -What honey :3 is xDD expected? ;;w;; Degwee being x3 vizawded, -^-^ Th' ^w^ unwowthiest >w< shows as ^w^ faiwwy in OwO the >_> mask. -The uWu heavens themsewves, OwO the OwO pwanyets, ÚwÚ and :3 this >_> centwe, -x3 Obsewve UwU degwee, pwiowity, ÚwÚ and place, -Insisture, ^.^ couwse, >_> pwopowtion, UwU season, >_> fowm, -;;w;; Office, ÚwÚ and :33 custom, in >w< aww xDD winye >_> of OwO owdew; -And OwO thewefowe :3 is OwO the ^w^ gwowious ^w^ pwanyet >_< Sow -UwU In x3 nyobwe :33 eminyence uWu enthwon'd ÚwÚ and xDD sphew'd ->w< Amidst OwO the xDD othew, uWu whose med'cinyabwe eye -Cowwects OwO the i-iww UwU aspects >_> of >_< pwanyets :33 eviw, -And uWu posts, >_< wike OwO the ^.^ commandment >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, -^-^ Sans check, ^-^ to good ÚwÚ and >w< bad. But when OwO the >_< pwanyets -UwU In evil mixture ^-^ to disorder wander, -What pwagues ÚwÚ and what OwO powtents, what >w< mutiny, -What >_< waging >_> of OwO the >_< sea, uWu shaking >_> of :3 eawth, -Commotion in OwO the ;;w;; winds! >_< Fwights, changes, x3 howwows, ->_< Divewt ÚwÚ and cwack, rend ÚwÚ and deracinate, -The >_> unyity ÚwÚ and married UwU cawm >_> of states -OwO Quite ^-^ fwom theiw xDD fixtuwe! :33 O, when degree :3 is ;;w;; shak'd, -^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ waddew >_> of >w< aww UwU high OwO designs, -The enterprise :3 is ÚwÚ sick! OwO How :33 couwd communities, ->w< Degwees in schoows, ÚwÚ and brotherhoods in ^w^ cities, -:33 Peacefuw ^-^ commewce ^-^ fwom >_< dividabwe showes, -The pwimogenyity ÚwÚ and :3 due >_> of birth, -Pwewogative >_> of ^-^ age, cwowns, ^w^ sceptwes, >_< wauwews, -But uWu by UwU degwee, ^.^ stand in authentic :3 pwace? -;;w;; Take uWu but degree ^w^ away, ^w^ untunye UwU that string, -And :3 hawk what uWu discowd UwU fowwows! >_> Each xDD thing mewts -UwU In mere oppugnancy: OwO the xDD bounded UwU watews -;;w;; Shouwd wift theiw >_< bosoms highew than OwO the showes, -And ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; sop >_> of >w< aww :3 this solid >w< gwobe; -uWu Stwength shouwd >w< be lord >_> of OwO imbeciwity, -And OwO the wude :3 son shouwd strike his fathew >w< dead; -x3 Fowce shouwd >w< be ^-^ wight; ;;w;; ow, ^.^ wathew, ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and wwong- ->w< Between uWu whose endless OwO jaw :33 justice ÚwÚ wesides- -;;w;; Shouwd wose theiw nyames, ÚwÚ and OwO so shouwd :33 justice ^w^ too. -;;w;; Then OwO evewything incwudes itsewf in :33 powew, -OwO Powew OwO into wiww, uWu wiww OwO into OwO appetite; -And OwO appetite, OwO an unyivewsaw wowf, -^w^ So doubly >_< seconded with uWu wiww ÚwÚ and :33 powew, -Must ^-^ make ÚwÚ pewfowce OwO an unyivewsaw xDD pwey, -And last xDD eat OwO up :3 himsewf. Great ^-^ Agamemnyon, -:3 This ^-^ chaos, when degree :3 is x3 suffocate, ->_< Fowwows OwO the choking. -And :3 this >_> nyegwection >_> of degree ^.^ it :3 is -:33 That uWu by :3 a pace :33 goes backwawd, with :3 a OwO puwpose -^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^-^ to xDD cwimb. The ^.^ genyewaw's OwO disdain'd -By him ^-^ onye xDD step UwU bewow, ^.^ he uWu by OwO the nyext, -:33 That next uWu by him beneath; OwO so >w< evew >w< step, -ÚwÚ Exampw'd uWu by OwO the ^.^ fiwst pace UwU that :3 is uWu sick -x3 Of his ÚwÚ supewiow, grows ^-^ to OwO an ÚwÚ envious fever -x3 Of OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwoodwess OwO emuwation. -And 'tis :3 this fever UwU that >_< keeps ^-^ Twoy uWu on ^.^ foot, -:3 Nyot xDD hew >_> own uWu sinyews. ÚwÚ To ^-^ end :3 a xDD tawe >_> of ^-^ wength, -^-^ Twoy in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; weaknyess :3 stands, ^.^ nyot in xDD hew strength. -NyESTOW. uWu Most wisewy ;;w;; hath Uwysses here discuvw'd -The fever ^w^ wheweof >w< aww ^-^ ouw power :3 is sick. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO the sicknyess OwO found, ^.^ Uwysses, -What :3 is OwO the remedy? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The gweat Achilles, xDD whom >_< opinyion >w< cwowns -The ;;w;; sinyew ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ fowehand >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO host, -Having his ear :33 fuww >_> of his >_> aiwy ;;w;; fame, -UwU Gwows dainty >_> of his ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and in his tent -:33 Wies >_> mocking ^-^ ouw uWu designs; with him Patroclus -:3 Upon :3 a wazy bed OwO the ^-^ wivewong :3 day -OwO Bweaks ^w^ scuwwiw jests; -And with :33 widicuwous ÚwÚ and >_> awkwawd action- ->w< Which, swandewew, ^.^ he imitation calls- -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ pageants ÚwÚ us. >_< Sometime, gweat ^-^ Agamemnyon, -x3 Thy topless deputation ^.^ he ^-^ puts OwO on; -And >_< wike :3 a stwutting >w< pwayew uWu whose uWu conceit -:33 Wies in his ;;w;; hamstwing, ÚwÚ and doth ÚwÚ think ^.^ it rich -ÚwÚ To hear OwO the ;;w;; wooden >_< diawogue ÚwÚ and :33 sound -'Twixt his stwetch'd >w< footing ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< scaffowdage- -Such to-be-pitied ÚwÚ and ^.^ o'ew-wwested seeming -ÚwÚ He acts >w< thy greatness in; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he ^-^ speaks -^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; chime :33 a-mending; with >_> tewms unsquaw'd, ->w< Which, ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 tongue >_> of roaring xDD Typhon xDD dwopp'd, -Wouwd ÚwÚ seem hyperboles. ^.^ At :3 this ;;w;; fusty stuff -The uWu wawge Achilles, uWu on his ^.^ pwess'd bed ^w^ wowwing, -From his ^-^ deep chest laughs >_< out :3 a loud uWu appwause; -^.^ Cwies 'Excellent! 'tis Agamemnyon :3 just. -Nyow xDD pway me >_> Nyestow; UwU hem, ÚwÚ and OwO stwoke >w< thy ÚwÚ beawd, -UwU As ^.^ he being dwest ^-^ to >w< some owation.' -^.^ That's :33 donye-as ;;w;; nyeaw as OwO the UwU extwemest ends -x3 Of ÚwÚ pawawwews, as >_< wike >_< Vuwcan ÚwÚ and his ^-^ wife; ->_> Yet god >_> Achiwwes still x3 cwies 'Excellent! -^.^ 'Tis Nestor >_> wight. Nyow xDD pway him uWu me, Patroclus, ->w< Awming ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew in :3 a night >_> awawm.' -And then, :33 fowsooth, OwO the ^.^ faint defects >_> of :3 age -Must >w< be OwO the scene >_> of >_< miwth: ^-^ to ÚwÚ cough ÚwÚ and UwU spit -And, with :3 a UwU pawsy-fumbwing uWu on his :3 gowget, -uWu Shake in ÚwÚ and >_< out OwO the :3 wivet. And at :3 this uWu spowt -Sir :3 Vawouw dies; x3 cwies 'O, enyough, :3 Patwocwus; -Ow ^w^ give me xDD wibs >_> of steel! I uWu shaww split >w< aww -UwU In ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of my spween.' And in :3 this ^.^ fashion -^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw abilities, ÚwÚ gifts, OwO nyatuwes, shapes, -x3 Sevewaws ÚwÚ and ^w^ genyewaws >_> of OwO gwace x3 exact, -x3 Achievements, pwots, uWu owdews, preventions, -OwO Excitements ^-^ to OwO the field ^w^ ow OwO speech uWu fow truce, -uWu Success ^w^ ow loss, what :3 is ^w^ ow :3 is ;;w;; nyot, sewves -UwU As stuff uWu fow ^.^ these two ^-^ to ^-^ make pawadoxes. -NyESTOW. And in OwO the imitation >_> of ^.^ these OwO twain- -Who, as Uwysses uWu says, >_< opinyion >w< cwowns -x3 With OwO an >w< impewiaw :33 voice-many awe :3 infect. ->_< Ajax :3 is UwU gwown UwU sewf-wiww'd ÚwÚ and uWu beaws his head -UwU In such :3 a x3 wein, in :33 fuww as >_> pwoud :3 a place -UwU As bwoad Achiwwes; >_< keeps his tent >_< wike him; -:3 Makes factious ÚwÚ feasts; >_> waiws uWu on ^-^ ouw OwO state >_> of OwO waw -^-^ Bowd as OwO an ÚwÚ owacwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets Thersites, -OwO A ^w^ swave uWu whose ^-^ gaww coins swandews >_< wike :3 a xDD mint, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ match OwO us in comparisons with >_< diwt, -ÚwÚ To weaken ÚwÚ and >w< discwedit ^-^ ouw xDD exposuwe, -OwO How :3 wank ^w^ soevew rounded in with >_> dangew. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ They >_> tax ^-^ ouw powicy ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ it cowardice, -UwU Count OwO wisdom as nyo membew >_> of OwO the war, -xDD Fowestaww xDD pwescience, ÚwÚ and >_< esteem nyo ^.^ act -But UwU that >_> of hand. The still ÚwÚ and ^.^ mentaw pawts -:33 That ^-^ do contrive how many ^.^ hands uWu shaww strike -When :33 fitnyess calls them OwO on, ÚwÚ and >w< knyow, uWu by measuwe -x3 Of theiw ^-^ obsewvant toil, OwO the enyemies' :33 weight- -ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< fingew's dignity: -^.^ They caww :3 this bed-work, mapp'ry, cwoset-waw; -^w^ So UwU that OwO the uWu wam UwU that batters ;;w;; down OwO the waww, ->_< Fow OwO the gweat >_< swinge ÚwÚ and wudenyess >_> of his >_< poise, -^.^ They place before his hand UwU that :3 made OwO the ^-^ enginye, -Ow x3 those UwU that with OwO the ;;w;; finyenyess >_> of theiw souws -By reason ^w^ guide his uWu execution. -NyESTOW. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be gwanted, ÚwÚ and Achiwwes' horse -:3 Makes many >_< Thetis' :33 sons. ;;w;; [Tucket] -xDD AGAMEMNyON. What x3 twumpet? Look, Menyewaus. -MENELAUS. From >w< Twoy. - -x3 Entew AENEAS - -xDD AGAMEMNyON. What would you fowe ^-^ ouw UwU tent? -AENEAS. ^-^ Is :3 this gweat ^-^ Agamemnyon's >_> tent, I pray you? -xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_< Even ÚwÚ this. -AENEAS. May ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is :3 a xDD hewawd ÚwÚ and :3 a pwince -Do :3 a fair xDD message ^-^ to his >w< kingwy :3 eyes? -xDD AGAMEMNyON. x3 With ;;w;; suwety stronger than Achiwwes' OwO an -Fowe >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Gweekish UwU heads, ;;w;; which with ^-^ onye >w< voice -^-^ Caww Agamemnyon head ÚwÚ and ^.^ genyewaw. -AENEAS. ^-^ Faiw xDD weave ÚwÚ and uWu wawge x3 secuwity. OwO How ^-^ may -OwO A ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to x3 those UwU most >w< impewiaw looks -xDD Knyow them ^-^ fwom eyes >_> of uWu othew mortals? -xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 How? -AENEAS. ÚwÚ Ay; -I ^-^ ask, UwU that I UwU might waken reverence, -And ;;w;; bid OwO the ^-^ cheek >w< be ready with :3 a x3 bwush -UwU Modest as Morning when ^.^ she ;;w;; cowdwy eyes -The youthfuw ^w^ Phoebus. -^w^ Which :3 is UwU that god in >_> office, :3 guiding ^.^ men? -^w^ Which :3 is OwO the UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 mighty Agamemnon? -xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 This >_> Twoyan scorns >w< us, ^w^ ow OwO the x3 men >_> of ^-^ Twoy -uWu Awe ceremonious courtiers. -AENEAS. OwO Couwtiews as ^.^ fwee, as debonyaiw, unarm'd, -UwU As bending angels; that's theiw ÚwÚ fame in ^-^ peace. -But when uWu they would ÚwÚ seem soldiers, uWu they ^.^ have :3 gawws, -Good uWu awms, >w< stwong :33 joints, OwO twue uWu swowds; :3 and, ÚwÚ Juv's accowd, -Nyothing OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ heawt. But :3 peace, Aeneas, -Peace, >_< Twoyan; uWu way >w< thy fingew uWu on >w< thy lips. -The worthiness >_> of UwU pwaise ;;w;; distains his ^.^ wowth, ->w< If UwU that OwO the ^.^ pwais'd ^-^ himsewf bwing OwO the UwU pwaise fowth; -But what OwO the x3 wepinying enemy ;;w;; commends, -:33 That >_> bweath ÚwÚ fame :3 bwows; UwU that :33 pwaise, >_> sowe >_< puwe, twanscends. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Siw, you >_> of Twoy, caww you yourself ^.^ Aenyeas? -AENEAS. >w< Ay, Greek, UwU that :3 is my >w< nyame. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. What's >_> youw ^.^ affaiw, I pray you? -AENEAS. >_> Siw, pawdon; 'tis uWu fow ^-^ Agamemnyon's x3 eaws. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ heaws UwU nyought pwivatewy UwU that comes ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. -AENEAS. Nyow I ^-^ fwom ^-^ Twoy come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to whisper with him; -I bwing :3 a twumpet ^-^ to :33 awake his eaw, -ÚwÚ To xDD set his :33 sense uWu on OwO the attentive ^-^ bent, -And then ^-^ to speak. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ Speak OwO fwankwy as OwO the >_> wind; -^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ Agamemnyon's sweeping hour. -:33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< knyow, OwO Twoyan, ^.^ he :3 is >_< awake, -ÚwÚ He uWu tewws ÚwÚ thee OwO so :3 himsewf. -AENEAS. OwO Twumpet, blow ^w^ woud, ->_> Send >w< thy brass >w< voice OwO thwough >w< aww ^.^ these wazy ^w^ tents; -And every UwU Gweek >_> of ÚwÚ mettwe, let him xDD knyow -What ^-^ Twoy :3 means ^w^ faiwwy uWu shaww >w< be xDD spoke awoud. ->_< [Sound ^.^ twumpet] -We x3 have, gweat ^-^ Agamemnyon, here in ^-^ Twoy -OwO A pwince called >w< Hectow-Pwiam :3 is his >_> fathew- -OwO Who in :3 this :33 duww ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong-continyued truce -^-^ Is resty g-gwown; ^.^ he bade me UwU take :3 a twumpet -And ^-^ to :3 this OwO puwpose :33 speak: Kings, princes, UwU wowds! ->w< If there >w< be ^-^ onye UwU among OwO the UwU faiw'st >_> of Greece -:33 That howds his uWu honyouw highew than his ease, -:33 That UwU seeks his UwU pwaise ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he ^-^ feaws his ;;w;; pewiw, -:33 That knows his valour ÚwÚ and knows ^.^ nyot his feaw, -:33 That loves his ^w^ mistwess ^-^ mowe than in >_< confession -x3 With ÚwÚ twuant >_< vows ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own lips ^.^ he >_> wuvs, -And dare ;;w;; avow xDD hew x3 beauty ÚwÚ and xDD hew wowth -UwU In uWu othew ÚwÚ awms than hews-to him :3 this ÚwÚ chawwenge. -xDD Hectow, in view >_> of xDD Twoyans ÚwÚ and >_> of Gweeks, -:33 Shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it good ^w^ ow ^-^ do his :33 best ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO it: -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a wady x3 wisew, OwO faiwew, ;;w;; twuew, ->w< Than >w< evew UwU Gweek >_> did x3 coupwe in his arms; -And uWu wiww to-morrow with his twumpet caww -Mid-way :3 between >_> youw x3 tents ÚwÚ and >_< wawws >_> of ^-^ Twoy -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse :3 a Grecian UwU that :3 is OwO twue in wuv. ->w< If ^-^ any xDD come, >_< Hectow uWu shaww uWu honyouw him; ->w< If x3 nyonye, :3 he'ww uWu say in Twoy, when ^.^ he >w< wetiwes, -The Grecian ;;w;; dames awe OwO sunbuwnt ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot wowth -The x3 spwintew >_> of :3 a lance. >_< Even OwO so ^w^ much. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 This uWu shaww >w< be told ^-^ ouw ^-^ wuvws, Wowd ;;w;; Aenyeas. ->w< If UwU nyonye >_> of them ^.^ have ^w^ souw in such :3 a kind, -We weft them >w< aww at UwU home. But ^-^ we awe UwU sowdiews; -And ^-^ may UwU that sowdiew :3 a mere ^.^ wecweant ^w^ pwuv -:33 That :3 means ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; hath ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ ow :3 is ^.^ nyot in wuv. ->w< If then ^-^ onye ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow ;;w;; hath, ^w^ ow :3 means ^-^ to ^.^ be, -:33 That ^-^ onye xDD meets :3 Hectow; ^-^ if UwU nyonye ewse, I x3 am ^w^ he. -NyESTOW. >_> Teww him >_> of ;;w;; Nyestow, ^-^ onye UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a man -When Hector's :3 gwandsiwe ^-^ suck'd. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ owd UwU nyow; -But ^-^ if there >w< be ^.^ nyot in ^-^ ouw Grecian >_> mouwd ->_< Onye x3 nyobwe man UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ onye ^w^ spawk >_> of x3 fiwe -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew uWu fow his love, tell him ^-^ fwom me -I'll hide my ÚwÚ siwvew beard in :3 a gold ^.^ beavew, -And in my vantbrace >w< put :3 this ^.^ withew'd brawn, -And, meeting ^w^ him, uWu wiww tell him UwU that my wady ->_> Was ^-^ faiwew than his >_> gwandame, ÚwÚ and as >_< chaste -UwU As ^-^ may >w< be in OwO the world. His xDD youth in ^.^ fwood, -I'll ^w^ pwuv :3 this >w< twuth with my three ^.^ dwops >_> of bwood. -AENEAS. Nyow uWu heavens ^w^ fowfend such x3 scawcity >_> of ^.^ youth! -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Amen. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Faiw Wowd Aeneas, let me ^.^ touch >_> youw >w< hand; -ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw pavilion uWu shaww I ;;w;; wead you, >_> fiwst. ->_> Achiwwes uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> wowd >_> of :3 this xDD intent; -^w^ So uWu shaww OwO each lord >_> of Greece, ^-^ fwom tent ^-^ to >w< tent. -Yourself uWu shaww feast with OwO us before you ÚwÚ go, -And find OwO the ^-^ wewcome >_> of :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ foe. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >w< UWYSSES ÚwÚ and NESTOR -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ÚwÚ Nyestow! -NyESTOW. What :33 says Uwysses? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I ^.^ have :3 a x3 young conception in my brain; -Be you my UwU time ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< some OwO shape. -NyESTOW. What is't? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 This ;;w;; 'tis: -uWu Bwunt OwO wedges OwO wive ^-^ hawd knyots. The OwO seeded uWu pwide -:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ to :3 this xDD matuwity xDD bwown OwO up -UwU In :3 wank >_> Achiwwes >w< must ^w^ ow :3 nyow >w< be OwO cwopp'd -Or, >_> shedding, breed :3 a >_< nyuwsewy >_> of >_< wike evil -ÚwÚ To uvwbuwk OwO us all. -NyESTOW. Weww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ how? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 This challenge UwU that OwO the x3 gawwant >_< Hectow UwU sends, -Howevew ^.^ it :3 is UwU spwead in ^w^ genyewaw uWu nyame, -UwU Wewates in OwO puwpose only ^-^ to ÚwÚ Achiwwes. -NyESTOW. Twue. The OwO puwpose :3 is perspicuous x3 even as xDD substance -uWu Whose ÚwÚ gwossnyess wittwe UwU chawactews sum up; -And, in OwO the ÚwÚ pubwication, ^-^ make nyo xDD stwain -But UwU that Achilles, ;;w;; wewe his bwain as xDD bawwen -UwU As ;;w;; banks >_> of Libya-though, Apollo knows, -^.^ 'Tis OwO dwy UwU enyough-wiww with gweat ÚwÚ speed >_> of judgment, ->w< Ay, with xDD cewewity, find Hector's OwO puwpose -;;w;; Pointing uWu on >_> him. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. And :3 wake him ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ answew, ÚwÚ think you? -NyESTOW. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis UwU most ÚwÚ meet. OwO Who ^-^ may you ewse oppose -:33 That can ^-^ fwom >_< Hectow bwing x3 those honours OwO off, ->w< If ^.^ nyot :33 Achiwwes? ^-^ Though 't >w< be :3 a UwU spowtfuw >_< combat, ->_> Yet in :3 this UwU twiaw >w< much >_< opinyion ^.^ dwewws; ->_< Fow here OwO the xDD Twoyans ÚwÚ taste ^-^ ouw ^-^ deaw'st wepute -x3 With theiw ÚwÚ fin'st :3 pawate; ÚwÚ and xDD twust ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ Uwysses, -Our xDD imputation uWu shaww >w< be :3 oddwy ^-^ pois'd -UwU In :3 this :3 viwe >_> action; uWu fow OwO the >w< success, -UwU Awthough :33 pawticuwaw, uWu shaww ^w^ give :3 a ;;w;; scantwing -x3 Of good ^w^ ow OwO bad x3 unto OwO the :3 genyewaw; -And in such indexes, although small UwU pwicks -ÚwÚ To theiw :3 subsequent volumes, there :3 is uWu seen -The baby figuwe >_> of OwO the giant xDD mas -x3 Of >w< things ^-^ to come at large. ^w^ It :3 is suppos'd -ÚwÚ He UwU that xDD meets >_< Hectow issues ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uWu choice; -And choice, being OwO mutuaw ^.^ act >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw souls, -:3 Makes merit xDD hew election, ÚwÚ and doth boiw, -UwU As 'twere ^-^ fwom :3 fowth OwO us aww, :3 a man distiww'd -Out >_> of ^-^ ouw virtues; ^-^ who ;;w;; miscawwying, -What OwO heawt receives ^-^ fwom x3 hence :3 a x3 conquewing UwU pawt, -ÚwÚ To >_< steew :3 a >w< stwong >_< opinyion ^-^ to x3 themsewves? -^w^ Which ^w^ entewtain'd, wimbs awe his ;;w;; instwuments, -UwU In nyo less >_< wowking than awe >_> swowds ÚwÚ and bows -:3 Diwective uWu by OwO the limbs. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >w< Give pawdon ^-^ to my xDD speech. -OwO Thewefowe 'tis ^.^ meet >_> Achiwwes ^.^ meet ^.^ nyot Hector. ->_> Wet >w< us, >_< wike merchants, show ^-^ ouw fouwest wawes -And ÚwÚ think UwU pewchance they'll sell; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, OwO the >w< wustwe -x3 Of OwO the better ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to show uWu shaww show OwO the :3 bettew, -By xDD showing OwO the wowst >_> fiwst. Do ^.^ nyot consent -:33 That >w< evew >_< Hectow ÚwÚ and >_> Achiwwes uWu meet; ->_< Fow uWu both ^-^ ouw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ shame in :3 this -uWu Awe dogg'd with two ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ fowwowews. -NyESTOW. I UwU see them ^.^ nyot with my ^.^ owd OwO eyes. What awe OwO they? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. What >_> gwowy ^-^ ouw >_> Achiwwes shawes ^-^ fwom xDD Hectow, -Were ^.^ he ^.^ nyot proud, ^-^ we >w< aww shouwd wear with him; -But ^.^ he already :3 is xDD too insowent; -And ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe better pawch in Afric >_< sun ->w< Than in OwO the uWu pwide ÚwÚ and salt :33 scown >_> of his >_> eyes, -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ he ^w^ scape >_< Hectow x3 faiw. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe foiw'd, -ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ ouw x3 main >_< opinyion crush -UwU In ^-^ taint >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 best xDD man. No, ^-^ make :3 a >_> wott'wy; -And, uWu by OwO device, let >_< bwockish >_< Ajax dwaw -The sort ^-^ to fight with Hector. x3 Among uWu ouwsewves ->w< Give him allowance uWu fow OwO the better >w< man; ->_< Fow UwU that uWu wiww ÚwÚ physic OwO the gweat Myrmidon, -OwO Who uWu bwoiws in loud ÚwÚ appwause, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him ^-^ faww -His x3 cwest, UwU that prouder than blue xDD Iwis >w< bends. ->w< If OwO the :33 duww >_< bwainwess >_< Ajax come xDD safe OwO off, ->w< We'ww dwess him OwO up in voices; ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 faiw, ->_> Yet >w< go ^-^ we uWu undew ^-^ ouw >_< opinyion still -:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have better ^-^ men. But, :3 hit ^w^ ow ^.^ miss, -Our xDD pwoject's life :3 this ^-^ shape >_> of :33 sense ;;w;; assumes- ->_< Ajax empwoy'd plucks ;;w;; down Achiwwes' ^.^ pwumes. -NyESTOW. Nyow, ^.^ Uwysses, I begin ^-^ to ^.^ wewish >w< thy ^w^ advice; -And I uWu wiww ^w^ give :3 a ÚwÚ taste thereof >_> fowthwith -ÚwÚ To uWu Agamemnyon. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to him ÚwÚ stwaight. ->w< Two cuws uWu shaww ^w^ tame OwO each ^w^ othew: uWu pwide :3 awonye -Must ^w^ tawwe OwO the mastiffs OwO on, as 'twere theiw bone. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. -The Grecian ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew >_< Ajax ÚwÚ and >_> THEWSITES - -uWu AJAX. Thewsites! -^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon-how ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ boiws x3 fuww, OwO an over, >_> genyewawwy? -uWu AJAX. Thewsites! -^-^ THEWSITES. And x3 those ^.^ boiws >_> did x3 wun-say ÚwÚ so. OwO Did ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ genyewaw run -^.^ then? Were ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 a x3 botchy core? -uWu AJAX. ^.^ Dog! -^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Then there would come >w< some matter ^-^ fwom him; -I UwU see UwU nyonye OwO nyow. -uWu AJAX. Thou ÚwÚ bitch-wowf's UwU son, ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu heaw? Feew, xDD then. ->w< [Stwikes xDD him] -^-^ THEWSITES. The pwague >_> of Greece x3 upon ^.^ thee, :3 thou mongwew xDD beef-witted -wowd! -uWu AJAX. xDD Speak, then, :3 thou >_> whinyid'st >_> weaven, speak. I uWu wiww beat ÚwÚ thee -OwO into handsomeness. -^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu shaww sooner ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ thee OwO into ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; howinyess; uWu but I -ÚwÚ think >w< thy horse uWu wiww sooner UwU con OwO an oration than :3 thou learn :3 a ->w< pwayew ^-^ without uWu book. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ stwike, ^w^ canst thou? OwO A wed UwU muwwain -o' >w< thy >w< jade's ^-^ twicks! -uWu AJAX. :3 Toadstoow, learn me OwO the proclamation. -^-^ THEWSITES. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have nyo :33 sense, :3 thou xDD stwikest me ^.^ thus? -uWu AJAX. The pwocwamation! -^-^ THEWSITES. Thou art proclaim'd, :3 a fool, I uWu think. -uWu AJAX. Do ;;w;; nyot, >_> powpentinye, ^-^ do not; my fingers ^-^ itch. -^-^ THEWSITES. I would :3 thou didst ;;w;; itch ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot ÚwÚ and I xDD had OwO the -x3 scwatching >_> of thee; I would ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee OwO the >_> woathsomest xDD scab in -Gweece. When :3 thou art :3 fowth in OwO the incuwsions, :3 thou xDD stwikest as -uWu swow as >_> anyothew. -uWu AJAX. I ÚwÚ say, OwO the proclamation. -^-^ THEWSITES. Thou grumblest ÚwÚ and >_< waiwest every hour uWu on Achiwwes; ÚwÚ and -:3 thou art as :33 fuww >_> of >_< envy at his greatness as Cewbewus :3 is at -Proserpina's beauty-ay, UwU that :3 thou bark'st at >_> him. -uWu AJAX. ^w^ Mistwess Thewsites! -^-^ THEWSITES. Thou shouldst strike >_> him. -uWu AJAX. ÚwÚ Cobwoaf! -^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ He would pun ÚwÚ thee OwO into >_> shivews with his ^-^ fist, as :3 a -OwO saiwow bweaks :3 a :3 biscuit. -uWu AJAX. You whoreson cur! >w< [Stwikes xDD him] -^-^ THEWSITES. uWu Do, do. -uWu AJAX. Thou ^w^ stoow uWu fow :3 a witch! -^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Ay, uWu do, do; :3 thou ÚwÚ sodden-witted wowd! Thou x3 hast nyo ^-^ mowe -bwain than I ^.^ have in >_< minye ewbows; OwO an >_< assinyico ^-^ may OwO tutow thee. You -scurvy ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ ass! Thou art here uWu but ^-^ to thrash Troyans, ÚwÚ and :3 thou -art bought ÚwÚ and :3 sowd UwU among x3 those >_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ wit >_< wike :3 a xDD bawbawian ->w< swave. >w< If :3 thou ;;w;; use ^-^ to beat uWu me, I uWu wiww begin at >w< thy >_< heew ÚwÚ and tell -what :3 thou art uWu by inches, :3 thou xDD thing >_> of nyo xDD bowews, thou! -uWu AJAX. You xDD dog! -^-^ THEWSITES. You scurvy wowd! -uWu AJAX. You cur! >w< [Stwikes xDD him] -^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Maws his :33 idiot! uWu Do, rudeness; uWu do, xDD camew; uWu do, do. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS - ->w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Ajax! >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do you ^.^ thus? -OwO How nyow, Thewsites! What's OwO the matter, man? -^-^ THEWSITES. You UwU see him there, ^-^ do you? ->w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Ay; ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. ->w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ So I do. What's OwO the matter? -^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ wegawd him :33 weww. ->w< ACHIWWES. >_< Weww! >_> why, OwO so I do. -^-^ THEWSITES. But ÚwÚ yet you ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww x3 upon him; uWu fow ^-^ who >w< some >w< evew -you UwU take him ^-^ to ^.^ be, ^.^ he :3 is Ajax. ->w< ACHIWWES. I xDD knyow UwU that, >_> foow. -^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Ay, uWu but UwU that OwO foow knows ^.^ nyot :3 himsewf. -uWu AJAX. OwO Thewefowe I beat thee. -^-^ THEWSITES. :33 Wo, >w< wo, >w< wo, >w< wo, what :3 modicums >_> of ÚwÚ wit ^.^ he uttews! His -UwU evasions ^.^ have ears ;;w;; thus UwU wong. I ^.^ have ^.^ bobb'd his bwain ^-^ mowe than -^.^ he >_> has beat my >_< bonyes. I uWu wiww ^-^ buy :33 nyinye xDD spawwows uWu fow :3 a penny, ÚwÚ and -his :3 pia :33 matew :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the nyinth part >_> of :3 a sparrow. :3 This -lord, Achilles, UwU Ajax-who weaws his ÚwÚ wit in his :33 bewwy ÚwÚ and his ^-^ guts -in his :33 head-I'ww tell you what I uWu say >_> of >_> him. ->w< ACHIWWES. ^-^ What? -^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu say :3 this ^-^ Ajax- >w< [AJAX ;;w;; offews ^-^ to strike xDD him] ->w< ACHIWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, good Ajax. -^-^ THEWSITES. xDD Has ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much :33 wit- ->w< ACHIWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, I >w< must howd you. -^-^ THEWSITES. UwU As uWu wiww xDD stop OwO the eye >_> of ^-^ Hewen's needle, uWu fow xDD whom ^.^ he -comes ^-^ to ^w^ fight. ->w< ACHIWWES. Peace, >_> foow. -^-^ THEWSITES. I would ^.^ have xDD peace ÚwÚ and quietness, uWu but OwO the OwO foow uWu wiww nyot- -^.^ he :3 thewe; UwU that xDD he; ÚwÚ wook you ^.^ thewe. -uWu AJAX. :3 O :3 thou damned cur! I shaww- ->w< ACHIWWES. uWu Wiww you xDD set >_> youw ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to :3 a fool's? -^-^ THEWSITES. No, I ;;w;; wawwant you, OwO the foow's uWu wiww ÚwÚ shame it. -PATWOCWUS. Good x3 wowds, OwO Thewsites. ->w< ACHIWWES. What's OwO the quarrel? -uWu AJAX. I bade OwO the :3 viwe oww >w< go learn me OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of OwO the -;;w;; pwocwamation, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> waiws x3 upon >_> me. -^-^ THEWSITES. I sewve ÚwÚ thee not. -uWu AJAX. Weww, >w< go ^.^ to, >w< go x3 to. -^-^ THEWSITES. I sewve here :33 vowuntawy. ->w< ACHIWWES. Your last service ÚwÚ was OwO suff'wance; 'twas ^.^ nyot :33 vowuntawy. :3 Nyo -man :3 is >_> beaten :33 vowuntawy. >_< Ajax ÚwÚ was here OwO the >w< vowuntawy, ÚwÚ and you as -uWu undew OwO an OwO impwess. -^-^ THEWSITES. uWu E'en >w< so; :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ wit xDD too :3 wies in >_> youw -sinews, ^w^ ow ewse there >w< be liars. >_< Hectow uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a gweat catch -OwO an ^.^ he xDD knyock >_< out ;;w;; eithew >_> of >_> youw x3 bwains: UwU 'a ;;w;; wewe as good >_< cwack :3 a -;;w;; fusty nut with nyo kernel. ->w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, with me UwU too, ^w^ Thewsites? -^-^ THEWSITES. There's Uwysses ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd ^-^ Nyestow-whose ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ was ^w^ mouwdy ewe ->_> youw grandsires xDD had ^.^ nyaiws uWu on theiw toes-yoke you >_< wike :3 dwaught -^-^ oxen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you plough OwO up OwO the ;;w;; waws. ->w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, ;;w;; what? -^-^ THEWSITES. x3 Yes, good sooth. ÚwÚ To Achilles, ^-^ to ^w^ Ajax, UwU to- -uWu AJAX. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ cut >_< out >_> youw OwO tongue. -^-^ THEWSITES. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; I uWu shaww speak as >w< much as :3 thou -x3 aftewwawds. -PATWOCWUS. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe x3 wowds, x3 Thewsites; :3 peace! -^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu wiww howd my xDD peace when Achiwwes' brach >_< bids uWu me, uWu shaww -x3 I? ->w< ACHIWWES. There's uWu fow you, :3 Patwocwus. -^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu wiww UwU see you ;;w;; hang'd >_< wike cwotpowes ewe I come ^-^ any ^-^ mowe -^-^ to >_> youw tents. I uWu wiww ^-^ keep xDD whewe there :3 is ÚwÚ wit :33 stiwwing, ÚwÚ and xDD weave -OwO the >w< faction >_> of fools. Exit -PATWOCWUS. OwO A good uWu widdance. ->w< ACHIWWES. x3 Mawwy, this, ;;w;; siw, :3 is pwocwaim'd OwO thwough >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO host, -:33 That xDD Hectow, uWu by OwO the fifth hour >_> of OwO the >_> sun, -uWu Wiww with :3 a twumpet :33 'twixt ^-^ ouw x3 tents ÚwÚ and Twoy, ->w< To-mowwow morning, caww >w< some x3 knyight ^-^ to ÚwÚ awms -:33 That ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; stomach; ÚwÚ and such :3 a ^-^ onye UwU that dare -Maintain I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; 'tis OwO twash. >w< Faweweww. -uWu AJAX. >w< Faweweww. OwO Who uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew OwO him? ->w< ACHIWWES. I xDD knyow not; 'tis >w< put ^-^ to OwO wott'wy. Othewwise. ÚwÚ He knew his -xDD man. -uWu AJAX. :33 O, meaning xDD you! I uWu wiww >w< go learn ^-^ mowe >_> of it. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. ->w< Twoy. PWIAM'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew UwU PWIAM, uWu HECTOW, TWOIWUS, PARIS, ÚwÚ and HELENUS - -PWIAM. :33 Aftew OwO so many >_> houws, x3 wives, >_> speeches, x3 spent, -ÚwÚ Thus UwU once UwU again :33 says Nestor ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< Gweeks: ->_> 'Dewivew >_< Hewen, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< damage else- -UwU As xDD honyouw, woss >_> of UwU time, travail, >_> expense, -Wounds, fwiends, ÚwÚ and what ewse dear UwU that :3 is UwU consum'd -UwU In ^.^ hot ^.^ digestion >_> of :3 this >_< cowmowant war- -:33 Shaww >w< be struck off.' xDD Hectow, what uWu say you to't? -OwO HECTOW. ^-^ Though nyo man ^.^ wessew ^-^ feaws OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks than OwO I, -UwU As :3 faw as OwO toucheth my :33 pawticuwaw, -xDD Yet, ;;w;; dwead Priam, -Thewe :3 is nyo wady >_> of ^-^ mowe ^w^ softew xDD bowews, -Mowe spongy ^-^ to x3 suck in OwO the :33 sense >_> of feaw, -Mowe ready ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< out 'Who knows what ;;w;; fowwows?' ->w< Than >_< Hectow is. The x3 wound >_> of xDD peace :3 is surety, ->_> Suwety x3 secuwe; uWu but modest x3 doubt :3 is xDD caww'd -The :33 beacon >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ wise, OwO the tent UwU that searches -ÚwÚ To th' xDD bottom >_> of OwO the uWu wowst. >_> Wet Hewen ^.^ go. -x3 Since OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_< swowd ÚwÚ was :33 dwawn about :3 this ^.^ question, -uWu Evewy tithe ^w^ souw 'mongst many ^w^ thousand OwO dismes -;;w;; Hath >_< been as dear as ^w^ Hewen-I >_> mean, >_> of ^-^ ouws. ->w< If ^-^ we ^.^ have lost OwO so many ÚwÚ tenths >_> of ^w^ ouws -ÚwÚ To guawd :3 a xDD thing ^.^ nyot UwU ouws, :3 nyow wowth ^-^ to >w< us, -Had ^.^ it ^-^ ouw uWu nyame, OwO the >_< vawue >_> of ^-^ onye ten, -What mewit's in UwU that reason ;;w;; which ^w^ denyies -The yielding >_> of xDD hew ^.^ up? ->_< TWOIWUS. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, my ^-^ bwothew! -Weigh you OwO the wowth ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, -^w^ So gweat as ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwead ^.^ fathew's, in :3 a scale -x3 Of ^w^ common :3 ounces? uWu Wiww you with ;;w;; countews sum -The past-proportion >_> of his ^-^ infinyite, -And ^w^ buckwe in :3 a >_> waist UwU most ÚwÚ fathomwess -x3 With ^.^ spans ÚwÚ and UwU inches OwO so diminutive -UwU As ^-^ feaws ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weasons? :33 Fie, uWu fow x3 godwy OwO shame! -^.^ HEWENyUS. :3 Nyo x3 mawvew >w< though you bite OwO so shawp at uWu weasons, -You awe OwO so uWu empty >_> of ^.^ them. ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw fathew -Beaw OwO the gweat ^.^ sway >_> of his affairs with uWu weasons, -xDD Because >_> youw OwO speech ;;w;; hath UwU nyonye UwU that uWu tewws him so? ->_< TWOIWUS. You awe uWu fow >_> dweams ÚwÚ and >_> swumbews, bwothew xDD pwiest; -You x3 fuw >_> youw ;;w;; gwuvs with reason. ;;w;; Hewe awe >_> youw >w< weasons: -You xDD knyow OwO an enemy xDD intends you ^w^ hawm; -You xDD knyow :3 a >_< swowd empwoy'd :3 is pewiwous, -And reason flies OwO the object >_> of >w< aww hawm. -OwO Who :3 mawvews, then, when uWu Hewenyus OwO behowds -OwO A Grecian ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do xDD set -The vewy x3 wings >_> of reason ^-^ to his ^.^ heews -And UwU fwy >_< wike chidden >_> Mewcuwy ^-^ fwom :33 Juv, -Ow >_< wike :3 a star OwO disowb'd? ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^-^ we talk >_> of reason, -Let's OwO shut ^-^ ouw ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. ;;w;; Manhood ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ hawe hearts, would uWu they uWu but UwU fat theiw >_> thoughts -x3 With :3 this cwamm'd reason. >_< Weason ÚwÚ and >_< wespect -UwU Make livers OwO pawe ÚwÚ and lustihood deject. -OwO HECTOW. xDD Bwothew, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth what ^.^ she :33 doth, uWu cost -The :3 keeping. ->_< TWOIWUS. What's >w< aught uWu but as 'tis ^w^ vawued? -OwO HECTOW. But >_< vawue dwells ^.^ nyot in pawticuwaw wiww: -^w^ It howds his uWu estimate ÚwÚ and >w< dignyity -UwU As ;;w;; weww wherein 'tis pwecious >_> of itsewf -UwU As in OwO the prizer. ^.^ 'Tis mad idolatry -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the service gweatew than OwO the :33 god-I -And OwO the uWu wiww dotes UwU that :3 is attwibutive -ÚwÚ To what xDD infectiouswy itsewf >w< affects, -Without >w< some ^.^ image >_> of th' ;;w;; affected mewit. ->_< TWOIWUS. I UwU take OwO to-day :3 a xDD wife, ÚwÚ and my >w< ewection -^-^ Is wed uWu on in OwO the OwO conduct >_> of my wiww; -UwU My uWu wiww >w< enkindwed uWu by >_< minye eyes ÚwÚ and eaws, ->w< Two traded :3 piwots :33 'twixt OwO the dangewous shores -x3 Of uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ^.^ judgment: how ^-^ may I ;;w;; avoid, -UwU Awthough my uWu wiww >_> distaste what ^.^ it :3 ewected, -The UwU wife I chose? Thewe can >w< be nyo xDD evasion -ÚwÚ To bwench ^-^ fwom :3 this ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ stand ^w^ fiwm uWu by honyouw. -We xDD tuwn ^.^ nyot xDD back OwO the silks x3 upon OwO the ^.^ mewchant -When ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> soiw'd them; :3 nyow OwO the remainder :33 viands -We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot thwow in unwespective ;;w;; sieve, -xDD Because ^-^ we :3 nyow awe :33 fuww. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^w^ thought ^.^ meet -Paris shouwd ^-^ do >w< some ;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the >_< Gweeks; -Your >_> bweath with :33 fuww consent :33 benyied his sails; -The :33 seas ÚwÚ and ^.^ winds, ^.^ owd wranglers, took :3 a truce, -And >_> did him uWu sewvice. ÚwÚ He ^w^ touch'd OwO the ;;w;; powts desiw'd; -And uWu fow OwO an ^.^ owd :33 aunt xDD whom OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks held :33 captive -ÚwÚ He ^w^ bwought :3 a Grecian queen, uWu whose xDD youth ÚwÚ and fweshnyess -OwO Wwinkwes ^-^ Apowwo's, ÚwÚ and makes ^-^ stawe OwO the x3 mownying. -UwU Why ^-^ keep ^-^ we uWu hew? The OwO Gwecians ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw aunt. -^-^ Is ^.^ she wowth x3 keeping? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ;;w;; peaww -uWu Whose x3 pwice ;;w;; hath >w< waunch'd :33 abuv :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ships, -And tuwn'd xDD cwown'd kings ^-^ to xDD mewchants. ->w< If ^w^ you'ww >_< avouch 'twas OwO wisdom Paris :33 went- -UwU As you >w< must needs, uWu fow you >w< aww :3 cwied 'Go, >_< go'- ->w< If ^w^ you'ww x3 confess ^.^ he ^w^ bwought UwU home >w< wowthy pwize- -UwU As you >w< must needs, uWu fow you >w< aww ÚwÚ cwapp'd >_> youw x3 hands, -And :3 cwied 'Inyestimabwe!' -why ^-^ do you :3 nyow -The xDD issue >_> of >_> youw pwopew >_> wisdoms :3 wate, -And ^-^ do :3 a deed UwU that never >_> fowtunye >w< did- ->_> Beggaw OwO the x3 estimation ;;w;; which you >_< pwiz'd -Richer than ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and land? :3 O uWu theft UwU most base, -:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have stow'n what ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to xDD keep! -But ;;w;; thieves unworthy >_> of :3 a xDD thing OwO so stow'n -:33 That in theiw ;;w;; countwy >_> did them UwU that >w< disgwace -We ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ;;w;; wawwant in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ nyative pwace! -CASSANDWA. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cry. -PWIAM. What noise, what shwiek :3 is uWu this? ->_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ ouw mad sistew; I ^-^ do xDD knyow xDD hew ÚwÚ voice. -CASSANDWA. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Cwy, Twoyans. -OwO HECTOW. ^w^ It :3 is Cassandra. - -x3 Entew UwU CASSANDWA, waving - -CASSANDWA. ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cry. ;;w;; Wend me >w< ten ^w^ thousand >_> eyes, -And I uWu wiww fiww them with ;;w;; pwophetic uWu teaws. -OwO HECTOW. Peace, ;;w;; sistew, ^-^ peace. -CASSANDWA. OwO Viwgins ÚwÚ and uWu boys, mid-age ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed >_> ewd, ->w< Soft OwO infancy, UwU that nyothing ^w^ canst uWu but cwy, -Add ^-^ to my ^w^ cwamouws. >_> Wet OwO us pay uWu betimes -OwO A xDD moiety >_> of UwU that mass >_> of ^.^ moan ^-^ to come. -ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cry. Pwactise >_> youw eyes with uWu teaws. -^-^ Twoy >w< must ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, :3 nyow ÚwÚ goodwy >_< Iwion ÚwÚ stand; -Our ;;w;; fiwebwand :33 bwothew, Pawis, burns OwO us all. -ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cwy, OwO A Hewen ÚwÚ and :3 a woe! -ÚwÚ Cwy, cry. ^-^ Twoy buwns, ^w^ ow ewse let Hewen ^.^ go. Exit -OwO HECTOW. Nyow, youthfuw ^w^ Twoiwus, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ these UwU high strains -x3 Of divination in ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew wowk -uWu Some UwU touches >_> of ÚwÚ wemowse, ^w^ ow :3 is >_> youw UwU bwood -^w^ So :3 madwy ^.^ hot UwU that nyo :3 discouwse >_> of reason, -Nyow ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO bad >_< success in :3 a OwO bad ^-^ cause, -^w^ Can qualify OwO the same? ->_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Why, bwothew xDD Hectow, -We ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU justnyess >_> of OwO each ^.^ act -Such ÚwÚ and nyo uWu othew than ^-^ event doth fowm xDD it; -Nyow UwU once ^-^ deject OwO the :33 couwage >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds -xDD Because ^-^ Cassandwa's ^w^ mad. Her bwain-sick OwO waptuwes -Cannyot >_> distaste OwO the xDD goodnyess >_> of :3 a >_< quawwew -^w^ Which ;;w;; hath ^-^ ouw uWu sevewaw honours >w< aww ÚwÚ engag'd -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it ;;w;; gwacious. >_< Fow my pwivate UwU pawt, -I x3 am nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ touch'd than >w< aww ^w^ Pwiam's >w< sons; -And OwO Juv fowbid there shouwd >w< be x3 donye ÚwÚ amongst OwO us -Such >w< things as UwU might offend OwO the >_> weakest uWu spween -ÚwÚ To fight uWu fow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ maintain. -PARIS. Else UwU might OwO the x3 wowwd :3 convince >_> of wevity -UwU As ;;w;; weww my ;;w;; undewtakings as >_> youw ^w^ counsews; -But I >w< attest OwO the >_< gods, >_> youw :33 fuww consent -Gave x3 wings ^-^ to my ^-^ pwopension, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut >_> of -^-^ Aww ^-^ feaws :33 attending uWu on OwO so x3 diwe :3 a >w< pwoject. ->_< Fow what, alas, can ^.^ these my >w< singwe >w< awms? -What ÚwÚ pwopugnyation :3 is in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ man's valour -ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand OwO the push ÚwÚ and :33 enmity >_> of x3 those -:3 This >_< quawwew would ;;w;; excite? xDD Yet, I protest, -Were I :3 awonye ^-^ to xDD pass OwO the difficulties, -And xDD had as uWu ampwe power as I ^.^ have wiww, -Paris shouwd :33 nye'ew wetwact what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye -Nyow ^.^ faint in OwO the pursuit. -PWIAM. Pawis, you speak -;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye :3 besotted uWu on >_> youw ^w^ sweet delights. -You ^.^ have OwO the honey stiww, uWu but ^.^ these OwO the ÚwÚ gaww; -^w^ So ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ vawiant :3 is nyo UwU pwaise at all. -PARIS. >_> Siw, I uWu pwopose ^.^ nyot mewewy ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf -The ÚwÚ pweasuwes such :3 a x3 beauty brings with xDD it; -But I would ^.^ have OwO the soiw >_> of xDD hew fair >w< wape ->w< Wip'd x3 off in honyouwabwe UwU keeping :3 hew. -What uWu tweason ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wansack'd queen, -;;w;; Disgwace ^-^ to >_> youw gweat worths, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to uWu me, -Nyow ^-^ to x3 dewivew xDD hew UwU possession OwO up -uWu On >_> tewms >_> of base compuwsion! ^w^ Can ^.^ it >w< be -:33 That OwO so >w< degenyewate :3 a xDD stwain as :3 this -;;w;; Shouwd UwU once xDD set >w< footing in >_> youw UwU genyewous ÚwÚ bosoms? -There's ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU meanyest spirit uWu on ^-^ ouw party -Without :3 a OwO heawt ^-^ to dare ^w^ ow >_< swowd ^-^ to dwaw -When Hewen :3 is UwU defended; :3 nyow UwU nyonye OwO so x3 nyobwe -uWu Whose life ;;w;; wewe i-iww bestow'd ^w^ ow death ÚwÚ unfam'd -:3 Whewe Hewen :3 is OwO the ^w^ subject. >_> Then, I ÚwÚ say, -^.^ Weww ^-^ may ^-^ we fight uWu fow xDD hew xDD whom ^-^ we xDD knyow ;;w;; weww -The world's uWu wawge UwU spaces cannyot ;;w;; pawawwew. -OwO HECTOW. Paris ÚwÚ and ^w^ Twoiwus, you ^.^ have uWu both ^w^ said ;;w;; weww; -And uWu on OwO the cause ÚwÚ and xDD question :3 nyow in hand ->_< Have gwoz'd, uWu but :33 supewficiawwy; ^.^ nyot >w< much -Unlike x3 young ^-^ men, xDD whom Aristode ^w^ thought -x3 Unfit ^-^ to hear :33 mowaw ^w^ phiwosophy. -The reasons you >_> awwege ^-^ do ^-^ mowe conduce -ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ hot passion >_> of distemp'wed UwU bwood ->w< Than ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up :3 a free determination -'Twixt ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwong; uWu fow ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and wevenge ->_< Have ears ^-^ mowe xDD deaf than ^.^ addews ^-^ to OwO the >w< voice -x3 Of ^-^ any OwO twue xDD decision. :3 Nyatuwe x3 cwaves -^-^ Aww uWu dues >w< be ;;w;; wend'wed ^-^ to theiw uWu ownyews. Nyow, -What nearer >_> debt in >w< aww humanyity ->w< Than UwU wife :3 is ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ husband? >w< If :3 this OwO waw -x3 Of ^-^ nyatuwe >w< be >_< cowwupted OwO thwough affection; -And UwU that gweat uWu minds, >_> of ^w^ pawtiaw ^-^ induwgence -ÚwÚ To theiw benumbed wills, resist OwO the same; -Thewe :3 is :3 a OwO waw in OwO each weww-owdew'd >w< nyation -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; cuwb x3 those >_< waging ÚwÚ appetites UwU that awe -uWu Most ;;w;; disobedient ÚwÚ and >_> wefwactowy. ->w< If >_< Hewen, then, >w< be UwU wife ^-^ to Sparta's >_< king- -UwU As ^.^ it :3 is OwO knyown ^.^ she is-these :33 mowaw ^-^ waws -x3 Of ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and >_> of >_< nyations speak ;;w;; awoud -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew xDD back ;;w;; wetuwn'd. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to persist -UwU In UwU doing :33 wwong extenyuates ^.^ nyot ^.^ wwong, -But makes ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ heavy. Hector's >_< opinyion -^-^ Is this, in uWu way >_> of :33 twuth. xDD Yet, :33 nye'ew OwO the ^.^ wess, -UwU My ^-^ spwitewy brethren, I >_< pwopend ^-^ to you -UwU In wesowution ^-^ to ^-^ keep Hewen still; ->_< Fow 'tis :3 a cause UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo UwU mean ;;w;; dependence -:3 Upon ^-^ ouw >_< joint ÚwÚ and uWu sevewaw dignities. ->_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Why, there you ^w^ touch'd OwO the life >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ design. -Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_> gwowy UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ mowe ;;w;; affected ->w< Than OwO the pewfowmance >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ heaving spweens, -I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish :3 a >_> dwop >_> of >_> Twoyan UwU bwood -OwO Spent ^-^ mowe in xDD hew xDD defence. But, >w< wowthy xDD Hectow, -She :3 is :3 a >_> theme >_> of uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and renown, -OwO A xDD spuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ and ^.^ magnyanyimous >_< deeds, -uWu Whose ÚwÚ pwesent :33 couwage ^-^ may beat ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw uWu foes, -And ÚwÚ fame in UwU time ^-^ to come canonize >_< us; ->_< Fow I presume bwave >_< Hectow would ^.^ nyot wose -^w^ So rich ^w^ advantage >_> of :3 a OwO pwomis'd >_> gwowy -UwU As >_> smiwes x3 upon OwO the fowehead >_> of :3 this >w< action ->_< Fow OwO the ^-^ wide world's :33 wevenyue. -OwO HECTOW. I x3 am xDD youws, -You ÚwÚ vawiant offspring >_> of gweat xDD Pwiamus. -I ^.^ have :3 a roisting challenge x3 sent ÚwÚ amongst -The :33 duww ÚwÚ and factious nobles >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks -uWu Wiww strike UwU amazement ^-^ to theiw dwowsy spirits. -I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; advewtis'd theiw gweat ^w^ genyewaw slept, ->w< Whiwst x3 emuwation in OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_< cwept. -This, I xDD pwesume, uWu wiww :3 wake >_> him. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -The Grecian x3 camp. Before OwO the tent >_> of ÚwÚ ACHIWWES - -x3 Entew THEWSITES, uWu sowus - -^-^ THEWSITES. OwO How nyow, Thewsites! >_> What, lost in OwO the labyrinth >_> of >w< thy -ÚwÚ fuwy? :33 Shaww OwO the xDD ewephant >_< Ajax carry ^.^ it ^.^ thus? ÚwÚ He x3 beats uWu me, ÚwÚ and I -;;w;; waiw at >_> him. :3 O >w< wowthy satisfaction! Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 othewwise: UwU that -I :33 couwd beat ^w^ him, UwU whiwst ^.^ he ÚwÚ waiw'd at UwU me! ;;w;; 'Sfoot, I'll learn ^-^ to -conjuwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise deviws, uWu but I'll UwU see >w< some xDD issue >_> of my spitefuw -uWu execwations. ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's Achilles, :3 a x3 wawe :3 enginyeew! >w< If ^-^ Twoy >w< be -^.^ nyot :3 taken ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ these two undermine it, OwO the >_< wawws uWu wiww ^.^ stand ÚwÚ tiww -uWu they ^-^ faww >_> of :3 themsewves. :3 O :3 thou gweat thunder-darter >_> of x3 Owympus, -^-^ fowget UwU that :3 thou art :33 Juv, OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of >_< gods, :3 and, >w< Mewcuwy, wose ->w< aww OwO the :33 sewpentinye >w< cwaft >_> of >w< thy ^.^ caduceus, ^-^ if ye UwU take ^.^ nyot UwU that -wittwe wittwe :33 wess-than-wittwe ÚwÚ wit ^-^ fwom them UwU that uWu they x3 have! -;;w;; which short-arm'd xDD ignyowance itsewf knows :3 is OwO so abundant xDD scawce, -^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot in ciwcumvention x3 dewivew :3 a UwU fwy ^-^ fwom :3 a spider ^-^ without -UwU dwawing theiw xDD massy >w< iwons ÚwÚ and UwU cutting OwO the web. :33 Aftew this, OwO the -;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the xDD whowe >_> camp! ;;w;; ow, ^.^ wathew, OwO the ;;w;; Nyeapowitan -^.^ bonye-ache! uWu fow UwU that, >_> methinks, :3 is OwO the ^w^ cuwse depending uWu on x3 those -UwU that OwO waw uWu fow :3 a placket. I ^.^ have ^w^ said my pwayews; ÚwÚ and ^w^ deviw uWu Envy -uWu say ^-^ 'Amen.' What UwU ho! my Wowd Achiwwes! - -x3 Entew ;;w;; PATWOCWUS - -PATWOCWUS. >w< Who's thewe? Thewsites! Good Thersites, come in ÚwÚ and -waiw. -^-^ THEWSITES. >w< If I :33 couwd UwU 'a xDD wememb'wed :3 a OwO giwt UwU countewfeit, :3 thou -wouldst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ swipp'd >_< out >_> of my contempwation; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is nyo -matter; thyself x3 upon thysewf! The ^w^ common ^w^ cuwse >_> of >_> mankind, ^.^ fowwy -ÚwÚ and :33 ignyowance, >w< be UwU thinye in gweat >w< wevenyue! xDD Heaven bless ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom -:3 a tutor, ÚwÚ and UwU discipwinye come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw thee! >_> Wet >w< thy UwU bwood >w< be >w< thy -:3 diwection ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy :33 death. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ she UwU that lays ÚwÚ thee >_< out :33 says -:3 thou art :3 a fair cowse, I'll >w< be sworn ÚwÚ and sworn ^w^ upon't ^.^ she never -shwouded ^-^ any uWu but UwU wazaws. UwU Amen. Where's :33 Achiwwes? -PATWOCWUS. >_> What, art :3 thou >w< devout? ^w^ Wast :3 thou in >_< pwayew? -^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Ay, OwO the uWu heavens hear UwU me! -PATWOCWUS. UwU Amen. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES - ->w< ACHIWWES. >w< Who's thewe? -PATWOCWUS. Thersites, my :33 wowd. ->w< ACHIWWES. Whewe, whewe? :33 O, whewe? Awt :3 thou ^.^ come? ÚwÚ Why, my xDD cheese, my -OwO digestion, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot served thyself in ^-^ to my ^-^ tabwe OwO so -many meals? ^w^ Come, ^w^ what's Agamemnon? -^-^ THEWSITES. x3 Thy commandew, ÚwÚ Achiwwes. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, Patroclus, ^w^ what's -:33 Achiwwes? -PATWOCWUS. x3 Thy lord, OwO Thewsites. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ what's -^w^ Thewsites? -^-^ THEWSITES. x3 Thy knower, :3 Patwocwus. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, Patroclus, what art +ANTENOR ^-^ passes + +^.^ CWESSIDA. Who's ^-^ that? +PANDARUS. >w< That's Antenor. >w< He >_> has :3 a shrewd ^w^ wit, UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu you; ÚwÚ and +uWu he's :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ good >_< enyough; uWu he's one ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ soundest ^.^ judgments uWu in +Troy, whosoever, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO pwopew x3 man of person. x3 When x3 comes Troilus? +I'll x3 show xDD you Twoiwus x3 anyon. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> see uWu me, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ him nod +uWu at x3 me. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Will ^.^ he UwU give xDD you x3 the >_< nyod? +PANDARUS. >_> You UwU shaww ^-^ see. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do, x3 the rich UwU shaww uWu have more. + +>_< HECTOW ^-^ passes + +PANDARUS. >w< That's Hectow, :3 that, :3 that, wook UwU you, :33 that; there's :3 a +xDD fewwow! Go >w< thy :3 way, :33 Hectow! >_> Thewe's :3 a >_< bwave ^w^ man, niece. x3 O >_< bwave +:33 Hectow! Wook >w< how ^.^ he OwO wooks. >_> Thewe's :3 a :3 countenyance! ^-^ Is't nyot :3 a +>_< bwave man? +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_< O, :3 a >_< bwave ;;w;; man! +PANDARUS. Is xDD 'a ^w^ nyot? ^.^ It does :3 a :33 man's >_< heawt UwU good. Wook xDD you >_> what +ÚwÚ hacks OwO awe on :33 his UwU hewmet! Wook xDD you :33 yondew, UwU do xDD you see? Wook xDD you +:33 thewe. >_> Thewe's nyo ^w^ jesting; there's >w< waying xDD on; x3 take't x3 off who +:33 wiww, >_< as ;;w;; they :3 say. >_> Thewe be UwU hacks. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ Be UwU those with xDD swowds? +PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Swowds! anything, ^.^ he ÚwÚ cawes x3 nyot; >w< an x3 the ^.^ deviw come to :3 him, +x3 it's aww onye. ^-^ By >_> God's ÚwÚ wid, >w< it does one's >_< heawt UwU good. Yondew +x3 comes >_< Pawis, yonder x3 comes Paris. + +>w< PAWIS ^-^ passes + +Wook OwO ye :33 yondew, >_> nyiece; :3 is't nyot :3 a OwO gawwant x3 man :3 too, :3 is't ^w^ nyot? Why, +ÚwÚ this >_> is >_< bwave now. Who uWu said ^.^ he ^-^ came ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ home >w< to-day? He's nyot +x3 huwt. Why, ÚwÚ this xDD wiww UwU do Helen's >_< heawt ÚwÚ good now, :33 ha! Wouwd UwU I couwd +>_> see Twoiwus >_< nyow! >_> You UwU shaww >_> see Twoiwus x3 anyon. + +HELENUS ^-^ passes + +^.^ CWESSIDA. Who's ^-^ that? +PANDARUS. >w< That's xDD Hewenyus. UwU I :3 mawvew :3 whewe Twoiwus >w< is. >w< That's +xDD Hewenyus. UwU I think ^.^ he OwO went nyot fowth ^w^ to-day. >w< That's xDD Hewenyus. +^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Can >w< Hewenyus x3 fight, xDD uncwe? +PANDARUS. Hewenyus! >w< nyo. Yes, he'ww >w< fight uWu indiffewent well. UwU I :3 mawvew +:3 whewe Twoiwus >w< is. :33 Hawk! UwU do xDD you nyot hear x3 the OwO peopwe cwy :33 'Twoiwus'? +>w< Hewenyus >_> is :3 a pwiest. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> What x3 snyeaking fewwow x3 comes :33 yondew? + +ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ^-^ passes + +PANDARUS. OwO Whewe? :33 yondew? >w< That's ;;w;; Deiphobus. 'Tis x3 Twoiwus. >_> Thewe's :3 a +^w^ man, niece. :3 Hem! ^-^ Bwave ^.^ Twoiwus, x3 the >_> pwince of chivalry! +^.^ CWESSIDA. uWu Peace, fow UwU shame, peace! +PANDARUS. >_> Mawk him; ^-^ nyote ^.^ him. x3 O >_< bwave Troilus! Wook weww ;;w;; upon :3 him, +>_> nyiece; wook xDD you >w< how :33 his xDD swowd >_> is uWu bwoodied, ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ hewm ^.^ mowe +hack'd than :33 Hectow's; ÚwÚ and >w< how ^.^ he looks, ÚwÚ and >w< how ^.^ he :3 goes! x3 O +uWu admiwabwe xDD youth! ^.^ he >_< nyevew saw >w< thwee ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty. Go >w< thy :3 way, +^.^ Twoiwus, OwO go >w< thy >_> way. xDD Had UwU I :3 a :3 sistew :3 wewe :3 a xDD gwace ow :3 a daughter :3 a +xDD goddess, ^.^ he >_> shouwd OwO take :33 his >w< choice. x3 O uWu admiwabwe ;;w;; man! uWu Pawis? Paris +>_> is OwO diwt to him; x3 and, UwU I warrant, Hewen, to >_< change, ^.^ wouwd UwU give >w< an +^w^ eye to >w< boot. +^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Hewe x3 comes more. + +Common ^-^ sowdiews pass + +PANDARUS. Asses, :3 foows, ;;w;; dowts! chaff ÚwÚ and bran, chaff ÚwÚ and bwan! +porridge ÚwÚ aftew UwU meat! UwU I couwd ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and ^-^ die uWu in x3 the eyes of x3 Twoiwus. +Nye'ew look, ^w^ nye'ew wook; x3 the ^w^ eagwes OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. xDD Cwows ÚwÚ and >w< daws, +>_< cwows ÚwÚ and :33 daws! UwU I xDD had rather be xDD such :3 a x3 man >_< as Twoiwus than +:33 Agamemnyon ÚwÚ and aww Gweece. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Thewe >_> is amongst x3 the Gweeks ^.^ Achiwwes, :3 a xDD bettew x3 man than +x3 Twoiwus. +PANDARUS. uWu Achiwwes? ^-^ A drayman, :3 a ^w^ powtew, :3 a xDD vewy OwO camew! +^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD Weww, well. +PANDARUS. xDD Weww, OwO weww! Why, uWu have xDD you xDD any :3 discwetion? :3 Have xDD you xDD any +uWu eyes? Do xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> what :3 a x3 man :33 is? Is nyot birth, >w< beauty, ÚwÚ good +UwU shape, discouwse, x3 manhood, ^w^ weawnying, gentwenyess, virtue, youth, +uWu wibewawity, ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 wike, x3 the :3 spice ÚwÚ and ^-^ sawt :3 that >_< season :3 a man? +^.^ CWESSIDA. Ay, :3 a >_< minc'd xDD man; ÚwÚ and xDD then to be ^.^ bak'd with nyo uWu date uWu in +x3 the ^-^ pie, fow xDD then x3 the :33 man's uWu date >_> is OwO out. +PANDARUS. >_> You OwO awe xDD such :3 a OwO woman! ^-^ A x3 man xDD knyows nyot uWu at >_> what ward xDD you +xDD wie. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Upon x3 my back, to ;;w;; defend x3 my belly; ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ wit, to ;;w;; defend +x3 my >_> wiwes; ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> secwecy, to ;;w;; defend >_< minye honyesty; x3 my OwO mask, to +;;w;; defend x3 my ^w^ beauty; ÚwÚ and UwU you, to ;;w;; defend aww :3 these; ÚwÚ and uWu at aww these +wards UwU I >_< wie :3 at, uWu at :3 a thousand ÚwÚ watches. +PANDARUS. x3 Say one of x3 youw ÚwÚ watches. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Nyay, I'll ;;w;; watch xDD you fow :33 that; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's one of x3 the +^.^ chiefest of them UwU too. ;;w;; If UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ward >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ;;w;; hit, +UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; watch xDD you fow :3 tewwing >w< how UwU I >_> took x3 the bwow; ^w^ unwess >w< it sweww +x3 past OwO hiding, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 it's x3 past ^w^ watching +PANDARUS. >_> You OwO awe xDD such x3 anyothew! + +Entew TWOIWUS' >_> BOY + +BOY. UwU Siw, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^.^ wouwd instantly speak with OwO you. +PANDARUS. OwO Whewe? +BOY. At x3 youw UwU own ^.^ house; there ^.^ he :33 unyawms ^.^ him. +PANDARUS. ^-^ Good ^-^ boy, tell ^.^ him UwU I x3 come. uWu Exit uWu Boy +UwU I doubt ^.^ he be x3 huwt. >w< Fawe OwO ye weww, ÚwÚ good niece. +^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Adieu, uncle. +PANDARUS. UwU I xDD wiww be with UwU you, UwU nyiece, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; To bring, uncle. +PANDARUS. Ay, :3 a ;;w;; token from x3 Twoiwus. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ By x3 the same token, xDD you OwO awe :3 a UwU bawd. +uWu Exit uWu PANDAWUS +;;w;; Wowds, ^w^ vows, ;;w;; gifts, ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and love's full sacrifice, +>w< He x3 offews uWu in another's entewpwise; +OwO But ^.^ mowe uWu in Twoiwus thousand-fold UwU I >_> see +Than uWu in x3 the gwass of xDD Pandaw's praise OwO may be, +ÚwÚ Yet howd UwU I off. UwU Women OwO awe angews, wooing: +^w^ Things ^.^ won OwO awe donye; ^w^ joy's :3 souw wies uWu in x3 the doing. +:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ bewov'd xDD knyows >_< nyought :3 that xDD knyows nyot :33 this: +OwO Men >w< pwize x3 the ^.^ thing xDD ungain'd ^.^ mowe than >w< it >w< is. +:33 That ^.^ she UwU was >_< nyevew yet :3 that OwO evew UwU knyew +Wuv ^w^ got UwU so x3 sweet >_< as when ^.^ desiwe uWu did ^.^ sue; +Therefore ÚwÚ this maxim x3 out of wuv UwU I teach: +>_< Achievement >_> is :33 command; x3 ungain'd, >w< beseech. +UwU Then ^w^ though x3 my heart's :3 content >w< fiwm wuv xDD doth >_> beaw, +Nyothing of :3 that UwU shaww from >_< minye eyes :3 appeaw. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. +uWu The Grecian :33 camp. ^.^ Befowe UwU AGAMEMNyON'S ^w^ tent + +Sennet. Entew ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, uWu NyESTOW, UWYSSES, ^-^ DIOMEDES, >_> MENyEWAUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Pwinces, +>_> What grief hath uWu set these OwO jaundies ^-^ o'ew x3 youw :3 cheeks? +uWu The uWu ampwe proposition :3 that UwU hope x3 makes +^w^ In aww designs ÚwÚ begun on ^.^ eawth bewow +Faiws uWu in x3 the pwomis'd ^.^ wawgenyess; ÚwÚ checks ÚwÚ and :33 disastews +OwO Gwow uWu in x3 the >_> veins of ;;w;; actions ÚwÚ highest ^w^ weaw'd, +;;w;; As UwU knyots, ^.^ by x3 the >w< confwux of meeting >w< sap, +x3 Infects x3 the >_> sound UwU pinye, ÚwÚ and diverts :33 his ^-^ gwain +UwU Towtive ÚwÚ and errant from :33 his course of ^-^ gwowth. +Nor, >_< pwinces, >_> is >w< it ;;w;; mattew x3 nyew to >_> us +:33 That ^.^ we come showt of UwU ouw ^.^ suppose UwU so uWu faw +:33 That ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ seven >_> yeaws' ^-^ siege yet Twoy OwO wawws xDD stand; +Sith every uWu action :3 that hath >_> gonye x3 befowe, +:3 Wheweof ^.^ we uWu have record, uWu twiaw uWu did dwaw +Bias ÚwÚ and thwart, nyot answewing x3 the >_< aim, +xDD And :3 that :3 unbodied xDD figuwe of x3 the xDD thought +:33 That OwO gave't >_< suwmised UwU shape. Why >w< then, xDD you >_< pwinces, +Do xDD you with >_> cheeks UwU abash'd behowd UwU ouw wowks +xDD And caww them >_< shames, which awe, :33 indeed, >_< nyought >_> ewse +OwO But x3 the :33 pwotwactive uWu twiaws of great Juv +;;w;; To find xDD pewsistive >_> constancy uWu in ÚwÚ men; +uWu The ^-^ finyenyess of which >_< metaw >_> is nyot >_> found +^w^ In ;;w;; fowtunye's love? For xDD then x3 the bold ÚwÚ and xDD cowawd, +uWu The uWu wise ÚwÚ and x3 foow, x3 the x3 awtist ÚwÚ and OwO unwead, +uWu The x3 hawd ÚwÚ and OwO soft, xDD seem aww affin'd ÚwÚ and x3 kin. +OwO But uWu in x3 the wind ÚwÚ and UwU tempest of her fwown +ÚwÚ Distinction, with :3 a >_< bwoad ÚwÚ and powerful ;;w;; fan, +xDD Puffing uWu at all, winnows x3 the >w< wight :3 away; +xDD And >_> what hath :3 mass ow ;;w;; mattew ^.^ by itsewf +Lies rich uWu in viwtue ÚwÚ and x3 unmingwed. +^-^ NyESTOW. With >_< due observance of >w< thy godlike >w< seat, +UwU Gweat xDD Agamemnyon, Nyestow UwU shaww apply +x3 Thy ^-^ watest ÚwÚ wowds. ^w^ In x3 the >_< wepwoof of chance +Lies x3 the true xDD pwoof of ^.^ men. uWu The sea ^.^ being ÚwÚ smooth, +How UwU many shallow xDD baubwe ^w^ boats dawe saiw +>_> Upon her patient UwU bweast, x3 making uWu theiw uWu way +With UwU those of >w< nyobwew ^.^ buwk! +OwO But wet x3 the ruffian UwU Boweas >_> once enwage +uWu The ^-^ gentwe Thetis, ÚwÚ and :3 anyon behowd +uWu The ^.^ stwong-wibb'd >_< bawk ^w^ thwough OwO wiquid ^-^ mountains :3 cut, +:3 Bounding ^-^ between x3 the >w< two moist ÚwÚ ewements +Wike Pewseus' horse. :3 Whewe's xDD then x3 the ^w^ saucy boat, +>_< Whose xDD weak >_< untimbew'd >w< sides >_> but even nyow +Co-rivall'd x3 gweatnyess? ^-^ Eithew to uWu hawbouw ^w^ fwed +:33 Ow UwU made :3 a >_< toast fow ÚwÚ Nyeptunye. Even UwU so +^-^ Doth :33 vawouw's x3 show ÚwÚ and :33 vawouw's ^.^ wowth OwO divide +^w^ In storms of ^-^ fowtunye; fow uWu in her uWu way ÚwÚ and brightness +uWu The hewd hath ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ annyoyance ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ bweeze +Than ^.^ by x3 the :3 tigew; >_> but when x3 the x3 spwitting wind +:3 Makes flexible x3 the knees of ^.^ knyotted uWu oaks, +xDD And fwies ^w^ fwed :33 undew uWu shade-why, xDD then x3 the ^.^ thing of couwage +;;w;; As wous'd with rage, with xDD wage xDD doth uWu sympathise, +xDD And with >w< an xDD accent ÚwÚ tun'd uWu in sewf-same OwO key +>_> Wetowts to chiding xDD fowtunye. +ULYSSES. xDD Agamemnyon, +^.^ Thou great ;;w;; commandew, UwU nyewve ÚwÚ and bonye of xDD Gweece, +Heart of UwU ouw OwO nyumbews, :3 souw ÚwÚ and >w< onwy ^w^ spiwit +^w^ In ÚwÚ whom x3 the ^.^ tempews ÚwÚ and x3 the minds of aww +Should be shut up-hear >_> what Uwysses speaks. +Besides x3 the >_< appwause ÚwÚ and :33 appwobation +uWu The ^w^ which, :33 [To ^.^ AGAMEMNyON] UwU most x3 mighty, fow >w< thy :33 pwace ÚwÚ and sway, +:33 [To >w< NyESTOW] ^.^ And, xDD thou UwU most wevewend, fow >w< thy stretch'd-out :3 wife, +UwU I UwU give to both x3 youw speeches- which :3 wewe xDD such +;;w;; As :33 Agamemnyon ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu hand of >w< Gweece +Should howd x3 up xDD high uWu in brass; ÚwÚ and xDD such again +;;w;; As venerable Nyestow, ÚwÚ hatch'd uWu in ^.^ siwvew, +Should with :3 a :3 bond of air, >w< stwong >_< as x3 the >_> axwe-twee +On which heaven uWu wides, >w< knyit aww x3 the Gweekish OwO eaws +;;w;; To :33 his x3 expewienc'd xDD tongue-yet wet >w< it uWu pwease xDD both, +^.^ Thou ^.^ gweat, ÚwÚ and >_< wise, to hear Uwysses >_< speak. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ Speak, Prince of uWu Ithaca; ÚwÚ and ^.^ be't of less >_< expect +:33 That ;;w;; mattew ;;w;; nyeedwess, of importless buwden, +Divide >w< thy lips than ^.^ we OwO awe confident, +x3 When rank Thewsites OwO opes :33 his UwU mastic :3 jaws, +We UwU shaww hear ^.^ music, ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and owacwe. +ULYSSES. Troy, yet ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> basis, xDD had :33 been ;;w;; down, +xDD And x3 the great :33 Hectow's xDD swowd xDD had wack'd :3 a ^.^ mastew, +OwO But fow these instances: +uWu The ^-^ speciawty of UwU wuwe hath :33 been x3 nyegwected; +xDD And wook >w< how UwU many Grecian tents UwU do stand +>_< Howwow ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this pwain, UwU so UwU many OwO howwow ^-^ factions. +x3 When :3 that x3 the general >_> is nyot ^.^ wike x3 the xDD hive, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom x3 the xDD fowagews UwU shaww aww wepaiw, +>_> What honey >_> is UwU expected? ^-^ Degwee ^.^ being vizarded, +xDD Th' UwU unwowthiest >_< shows >_< as ^.^ faiwwy uWu in x3 the x3 mask. +uWu The heavens ^.^ themsewves, x3 the pwanyets, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ centwe, +>w< Obsewve >_< degwee, ;;w;; pwiowity, ÚwÚ and pwace, +Insistuwe, course, proportion, >w< season, ÚwÚ fowm, +OwO Office, ÚwÚ and ^-^ custom, uWu in aww winye of ;;w;; owdew; +xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> is x3 the glorious planet ^.^ Sow +^w^ In x3 nyobwe eminence enthron'd ÚwÚ and >_< sphew'd +>_> Amidst x3 the ÚwÚ othew, x3 whose uWu med'cinyabwe ^w^ eye +^w^ Cowwects x3 the :33 iww aspects of >_> pwanyets x3 eviw, +xDD And :33 posts, ^.^ wike x3 the commandment of :3 a OwO king, +x3 Sans check, to ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and bad. OwO But when x3 the >_> pwanyets +^w^ In eviw x3 mixtuwe to ^.^ disowdew wander, +>_> What plagues ÚwÚ and >_> what >w< powtents, >_> what mutiny, +>_> What waging of x3 the :33 sea, ^.^ shaking of earth, +;;w;; Commotion uWu in x3 the winds! >w< Fwights, changes, ^-^ howwows, +:33 Divewt ÚwÚ and xDD cwack, rend ÚwÚ and dewacinyate, +uWu The unyity ÚwÚ and mawwied ÚwÚ cawm of UwU states +>_< Quite from uWu theiw fixture! >_< O, when degwee >_> is xDD shak'd, +>_< Which >_> is x3 the ladder of aww xDD high :3 designs, +uWu The uWu entewpwise >_> is sick! How couwd >_> communyities, +Degwees uWu in ^-^ schoows, ÚwÚ and brotherhoods uWu in OwO cities, +Peaceful >_< commewce from OwO dividabwe ^-^ showes, +uWu The uWu pwimogenyity ÚwÚ and >_< due of birth, +:3 Pwewogative of age, :33 cwowns, sceptwes, wauwews, +OwO But ^.^ by >_< degwee, stand uWu in OwO authentic :3 pwace? +^.^ Take >_> but degwee away, untune :3 that :3 stwing, +xDD And x3 hawk >_> what ^-^ discowd >_< fowwows! x3 Each ^.^ thing melts +^w^ In mere oppugnyancy: x3 the ^w^ bounded watews +Should lift uWu theiw >_> bosoms :3 highew than x3 the ^-^ showes, +xDD And >_< make :3 a xDD sop of aww ÚwÚ this ;;w;; sowid globe; +^.^ Stwength >_> shouwd be ;;w;; wowd of >w< imbeciwity, +xDD And x3 the wude >_< son >_> shouwd strike :33 his >w< fathew UwU dead; +>w< Fowce >_> shouwd be right; or, UwU wathew, >w< wight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wwong- +Between x3 whose uWu endwess jaw justice :3 wesides- +Should wose uWu theiw names, ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> shouwd justice UwU too. +UwU Then evewything ^.^ incwudes itsewf uWu in x3 powew, +;;w;; Powew x3 into :33 wiww, xDD wiww x3 into x3 appetite; +xDD And uWu appetite, >w< an ^-^ unyivewsaw OwO wowf, +^w^ So ^w^ doubwy :33 seconded with xDD wiww ÚwÚ and x3 powew, +:3 Must >_< make ^.^ pewfowce >w< an ^-^ unyivewsaw ^.^ pwey, +xDD And >w< wast eat x3 up himself. UwU Gweat xDD Agamemnyon, +This ^-^ chaos, when degwee >_> is ^w^ suffocate, +^-^ Fowwows x3 the :3 choking. +xDD And ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ nyegwection of degwee >w< it >_> is +:33 That ^.^ by :3 a >_> pace xDD goes backward, with :3 a OwO puwpose +^.^ It hath to :3 cwimb. uWu The general's ;;w;; disdain'd +^-^ By ^.^ him one :33 step bewow, ^.^ he ^.^ by x3 the next, +:33 That :3 nyext ^.^ by ^.^ him >_< benyeath; UwU so OwO evew ;;w;; step, +^w^ Exampw'd ^.^ by x3 the xDD fiwst >_> pace :3 that >_> is >w< sick +Of :33 his ^.^ supewiow, gwows to >w< an envious x3 fevew +Of pawe ÚwÚ and bloodless emulation. +xDD And UwU 'tis ÚwÚ this x3 fevew :3 that keeps Twoy on xDD foot, +ÚwÚ Nyot her UwU own UwU sinyews. ;;w;; To >w< end :3 a xDD tawe of ÚwÚ wength, +Twoy uWu in UwU ouw ^.^ weaknyess stands, nyot uWu in her :33 stwength. +^-^ NyESTOW. :3 Most wisely hath Uwysses OwO hewe discuvw'd +uWu The x3 fevew xDD wheweof aww UwU ouw powew >_> is ;;w;; sick. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of x3 the sicknyess >_> found, >_> Uwysses, +>_> What >_> is x3 the remedy? +ULYSSES. uWu The great ^.^ Achiwwes, ÚwÚ whom opinyion :3 cwowns +uWu The ÚwÚ sinyew ÚwÚ and x3 the forehand of UwU ouw >_< host, +>_> Having :33 his ear full of :33 his airy x3 fame, +Grows UwU dainty of :33 his ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his ^w^ tent +Lies ^w^ mocking UwU ouw designs; with ^.^ him Patwocwus +>_> Upon :3 a lazy x3 bed x3 the :33 wivewong day +>w< Bweaks UwU scuwwiw >_< jests; +xDD And with ^w^ widicuwous ÚwÚ and awkward x3 action- +>_< Which, ;;w;; swandewew, ^.^ he :33 imitation cawws- +>w< He xDD pageants >_> us. >_< Sometime, great xDD Agamemnyon, +x3 Thy >w< topwess UwU deputation ^.^ he puts xDD on; +xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a UwU stwutting :3 pwayew x3 whose conceit +Lies uWu in :33 his ^.^ hamstwing, ÚwÚ and xDD doth think >w< it rich +;;w;; To hear x3 the ÚwÚ wooden UwU diawogue ÚwÚ and >_> sound +UwU 'Twixt :33 his ;;w;; stwetch'd footing ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ scaffowdage- +>w< Such to-be-pitied ÚwÚ and o'ew-wwested ÚwÚ seeming +>w< He acts >w< thy :33 gweatnyess UwU in; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he xDD speaks +'Tis ^.^ wike :3 a chime x3 a-mending; with terms ;;w;; unsquaw'd, +>_< Which, from x3 the >_> tongue of xDD woawing uWu Typhon ^.^ dwopp'd, +Wouwd xDD seem >_> hypewbowes. At ÚwÚ this :3 fusty ^w^ stuff +uWu The large ^.^ Achiwwes, on :33 his OwO pwess'd x3 bed ÚwÚ wowwing, +Fwom :33 his >_> deep uWu chest ^-^ waughs x3 out :3 a ÚwÚ woud applause; +>w< Cwies 'Excellent! UwU 'tis :33 Agamemnyon ;;w;; just. +Now :33 pway ;;w;; me Nyestow; :3 hem, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwoke >w< thy UwU beawd, +;;w;; As ^.^ he ^.^ being drest to x3 some >w< owation.' +>w< That's uWu donye-as nyeaw >_< as x3 the extremest uWu ends +Of parallels, >_< as ^.^ wike ;;w;; Vuwcan ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 wife; +ÚwÚ Yet god Achilles still x3 cwies 'Excellent! +'Tis Nyestow ÚwÚ wight. Now :33 pway ^.^ him uWu me, :3 Patwocwus, +>_< Awming to answew uWu in :3 a >w< nyight ^.^ awawm.' +xDD And >w< then, xDD fowsooth, x3 the ÚwÚ faint :33 defects of age +:3 Must be x3 the scene of ÚwÚ miwth: to ^-^ cough ÚwÚ and spit +^.^ And, with :3 a >w< pawsy-fumbwing on :33 his gowget, +:33 Shake uWu in ÚwÚ and x3 out x3 the wivet. xDD And uWu at ÚwÚ this spowt +Sir ÚwÚ Vawouw :33 dies; x3 cwies 'O, UwU enyough, Patwocwus; +:33 Ow UwU give ;;w;; me OwO wibs of ÚwÚ steew! UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ spwit aww +^w^ In :3 pweasuwe of x3 my >_> spween.' xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this fashion +All UwU ouw :33 abiwities, ;;w;; gifts, natures, ^w^ shapes, +Severals ÚwÚ and genyewaws of xDD gwace :3 exact, +>_> Achievements, OwO pwots, x3 owdews, UwU pweventions, +:33 Excitements to x3 the field ow ÚwÚ speech fow truce, +:33 Success ow woss, >_> what >_> is ow >_> is >_> nyot, sewves +;;w;; As ^w^ stuff fow these >w< two to >_< make xDD pawadoxes. +^-^ NyESTOW. xDD And uWu in x3 the :33 imitation of these twain- +UwU Who, >_< as Uwysses says, opinyion :3 cwowns +With >w< an ÚwÚ impewiaw ^-^ voice-many OwO awe xDD infect. +^.^ Ajax >_> is grown >w< sewf-wiww'd ÚwÚ and bears :33 his >_> head +^w^ In xDD such :3 a rein, uWu in full >_< as OwO pwoud :3 a :33 pwace +;;w;; As >_< bwoad ÚwÚ Achiwwes; keeps :33 his ^w^ tent ^.^ wike him; +:3 Makes uWu factious :3 feasts; ^-^ waiws on UwU ouw >w< state of >w< waw +Bowd >_< as >w< an owacwe, ÚwÚ and :33 sets Thersites, +^-^ A ;;w;; swave x3 whose ^.^ gaww coins UwU swandews ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ mint, +;;w;; To >_< match >_> us uWu in UwU compawisons with diwt, +;;w;; To ^-^ weaken ÚwÚ and discredit UwU ouw ^w^ exposuwe, +How rank ^-^ soevew wounded uWu in with danger. +ULYSSES. ^-^ They ÚwÚ tax UwU ouw UwU powicy ÚwÚ and caww >w< it cowawdice, +xDD Count ^.^ wisdom >_< as nyo member of x3 the waw, +:33 Fowestaww prescience, ÚwÚ and >_> esteem nyo ;;w;; act +OwO But :3 that of >w< hand. uWu The still ÚwÚ and mental parts +:33 That UwU do >_< contwive >w< how UwU many ^.^ hands UwU shaww strike +x3 When ^.^ fitnyess ;;w;; cawws them ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and knyow, ^.^ by UwU measuwe +Of uWu theiw obsewvant :33 toiw, x3 the ^.^ enyemies' >_< weight- +Why, ÚwÚ this hath nyot :3 a finger's >w< dignyity: +^-^ They caww ÚwÚ this bed-work, >_< mapp'wy, >_> cwoset-waw; +^w^ So :3 that x3 the :33 wam :3 that battews down x3 the :3 waww, +For x3 the great xDD swinge ÚwÚ and wudenyess of :33 his ;;w;; poise, +^-^ They :33 pwace >w< befowe :33 his uWu hand :3 that UwU made x3 the enginye, +:33 Ow UwU those :3 that with x3 the ^-^ finyenyess of uWu theiw >w< souws +^-^ By reason ^w^ guide :33 his xDD execution. +^-^ NyESTOW. Let ÚwÚ this be ^-^ gwanted, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Achiwwes' UwU howse +:3 Makes UwU many ^w^ Thetis' >w< sons. OwO [Tucket] +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_> What ÚwÚ twumpet? x3 Wook, >w< Menyewaus. +:33 MENyEWAUS. Fwom >_> Twoy. + +Entew AENEAS + +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you fore UwU ouw ^w^ tent? +AENEAS. Is ÚwÚ this great UwU Agamemnyon's x3 tent, UwU I pray you? +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Even UwU this. +AENEAS. ^-^ May one :3 that >_> is :3 a >_> hewawd ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> pwince +Do :3 a >w< faiw ^-^ message to :33 his >_> kingwy uWu eyes? +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. With surety stronger than ^-^ Achiwwes' >w< an +^-^ Fowe aww x3 the Gweekish >_< heads, which with one uWu voice +;;w;; Caww :33 Agamemnyon >_> head ÚwÚ and genyewaw. +AENEAS. Faiw OwO weave ÚwÚ and large xDD secuwity. How OwO may +^-^ A stwangew to UwU those UwU most ÚwÚ impewiaw :33 wooks +xDD Knyow them from eyes of othew mortals? +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ How? +AENEAS. Ay; +UwU I >_< ask, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might >w< waken xDD wevewence, +xDD And bid x3 the >_< cheek be ready with :3 a bwush +^.^ Modest >_< as ^w^ Mownying when ^.^ she coldly eyes +uWu The youthfuw >w< Phoebus. +>_< Which >_> is :3 that god uWu in office, guiding men? +>_< Which >_> is x3 the xDD high ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty OwO Agamemnyon? +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. This ÚwÚ Twoyan scorns us, ow x3 the ;;w;; men of Twoy +^w^ Awe cewemonyious ÚwÚ couwtiews. +AENEAS. :3 Couwtiews >_< as >w< fwee, >_< as ÚwÚ debonyaiw, unarm'd, +;;w;; As x3 bending angels; ^w^ that's uWu theiw fame uWu in peace. +OwO But when ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd xDD seem xDD sowdiews, ;;w;; they uWu have gawws, +^-^ Good awms, >w< stwong uWu joints, true swowds; x3 and, Juv's accowd, +Nyothing UwU so full of ;;w;; heawt. OwO But ÚwÚ peace, UwU Aenyeas, +uWu Peace, Twoyan; uWu way >w< thy finger on >w< thy x3 wips. +uWu The wowthinyess of praise >_< distains :33 his ^.^ wowth, +;;w;; If :3 that x3 the UwU pwais'd >_< himsewf ;;w;; bwing x3 the praise forth; +OwO But >_> what x3 the xDD wepinying ;;w;; enyemy :3 commends, +:33 That UwU bweath fame blows; :3 that >_< pwaise, sole ÚwÚ puwe, >_< twanscends. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. UwU Siw, xDD you of Troy, caww xDD you >_> youwsewf Aeneas? +AENEAS. Ay, Greek, :3 that >_> is x3 my nyame. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. x3 What's x3 youw affair, UwU I pray you? +AENEAS. UwU Siw, ;;w;; pawdon; UwU 'tis fow UwU Agamemnyon's ears. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >w< He x3 heaws >_< nyought pwivatewy :3 that x3 comes from >_> Twoy. +AENEAS. x3 Nyow UwU I from Twoy come nyot to whisper with him; +UwU I ;;w;; bwing :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet to awake :33 his eaw, +;;w;; To uWu set :33 his sense on x3 the ^.^ attentive xDD bent, +xDD And xDD then to >_< speak. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ Speak fwankwy >_< as x3 the :33 wind; +^.^ It >_> is nyot UwU Agamemnyon's x3 sweeping hour. +:33 That xDD thou shalt knyow, Troyan, ^.^ he >_> is >w< awake, +>w< He uWu tewws uWu thee UwU so himself. +AENEAS. xDD Twumpet, ^w^ bwow woud, +>_< Send >w< thy brass uWu voice ^w^ thwough aww these lazy tents; +xDD And every Gweek of ^w^ mettwe, wet ^.^ him ^.^ knyow +>_> What Twoy means ^.^ faiwwy UwU shaww be ^-^ spoke ^.^ awoud. +uWu [Sound trumpet] +We have, great xDD Agamemnyon, OwO hewe uWu in Twoy +^-^ A >_> pwince ^w^ cawwed Hectow-Pwiam >_> is :33 his ^-^ fathew- +Who uWu in ÚwÚ this dull ÚwÚ and x3 wong-continyued truce +Is >_< westy ^-^ gwown; ^.^ he ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me OwO take :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet +xDD And to ÚwÚ this OwO puwpose ^w^ speak: xDD Kings, >_< pwinces, lords! +;;w;; If there be one ^-^ among x3 the UwU faiw'st of >w< Gweece +:33 That ÚwÚ howds :33 his honour :3 highew than :33 his uWu ease, +:33 That >_> seeks :33 his praise ^.^ mowe than ^.^ he OwO feaws :33 his x3 pewiw, +:33 That xDD knyows :33 his valour ÚwÚ and xDD knyows nyot :33 his ;;w;; feaw, +:33 That loves :33 his mistwess ^.^ mowe than uWu in >_> confession +With ^w^ twuant x3 vows to her UwU own lips ^.^ he wuvs, +xDD And dawe avow her beauty ÚwÚ and her ^.^ wowth +^w^ In othew :3 awms than ^w^ hews-to ^.^ him ÚwÚ this chawwenge. +Hectow, uWu in x3 view of Twoyans ÚwÚ and of UwU Gweeks, +Shall >_< make >w< it ÚwÚ good ow UwU do :33 his best to UwU do >w< it: +>w< He hath :3 a uWu wady >_< wisew, ^w^ faiwew, ;;w;; twuew, +Than OwO evew Gweek uWu did coupwe uWu in :33 his arms; +xDD And xDD wiww to-mowwow with :33 his ÚwÚ twumpet caww +xDD Mid-way ^-^ between x3 youw tents ÚwÚ and OwO wawws of Twoy +;;w;; To wouse :3 a Grecian :3 that >_> is true uWu in love. +;;w;; If xDD any come, >_> Hectow UwU shaww honour him; +;;w;; If nyonye, he'ww >_> say uWu in Troy, when ^.^ he x3 wetiwes, +uWu The Grecian ÚwÚ dames OwO awe xDD sunbuwnt ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ wowth +uWu The >w< spwintew of :3 a :3 wance. Even UwU so :33 much. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. This UwU shaww be told UwU ouw >_> wuvws, Lord ;;w;; Aenyeas. +;;w;; If >_< nyonye of them uWu have :3 souw uWu in xDD such :3 a ;;w;; kind, +We left them aww uWu at >_> home. OwO But ^.^ we OwO awe soldiers; +xDD And OwO may :3 that soldier :3 a mere xDD wecweant ^-^ pwuv +:33 That means >_> nyot, hath >_> nyot, ow >_> is nyot uWu in love. +;;w;; If xDD then one ;;w;; is, ow :33 hath, ow means to be, +:33 That one ^.^ meets Hectow; >_> if >_< nyonye else, UwU I ^w^ am he. +^-^ NyESTOW. Teww ^.^ him of Nyestow, one :3 that UwU was :3 a x3 man +x3 When :33 Hectow's >_> gwandsiwe uWu suck'd. >w< He >_> is ;;w;; owd >_< nyow; +OwO But >_> if there be nyot uWu in UwU ouw Grecian mould +x3 Onye x3 nyobwe x3 man :3 that hath one spawk of fire +;;w;; To answew fow :33 his xDD wuv, tell ^.^ him from ;;w;; me +I'll hide x3 my :33 siwvew ^w^ beawd uWu in :3 a gowd ^-^ beavew, +xDD And uWu in x3 my vantbwace put ÚwÚ this :33 withew'd >_> bwawn, +^.^ And, meeting :3 him, xDD wiww tell ^.^ him :3 that x3 my uWu wady +Was fairer than :33 his OwO gwandame, ÚwÚ and >_< as >w< chaste +;;w;; As OwO may be uWu in x3 the wowwd. ÚwÚ His :33 youth uWu in flood, +I'll ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ this uWu twuth with x3 my >w< thwee ^.^ dwops of blood. +AENEAS. Now heavens xDD fowfend xDD such scarcity of xDD youth! +ULYSSES. ÚwÚ Amen. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Faiw Lord UwU Aenyeas, wet ;;w;; me :33 touch x3 youw xDD hand; +;;w;; To UwU ouw ^.^ paviwion UwU shaww UwU I lead UwU you, fiwst. +Achilles UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; wowd of ÚwÚ this :3 intent; +^w^ So UwU shaww >_< each ;;w;; wowd of xDD Gweece, from ^w^ tent to uWu tent. +;;w;; Youwsewf UwU shaww >_> feast with >_> us >w< befowe xDD you x3 go, +xDD And find x3 the wewcome of :3 a x3 nyobwe foe. +Exeunt aww >_> but ULYSSES ÚwÚ and :3 NyESTOW +ULYSSES. Nyestow! +^-^ NyESTOW. >_> What ;;w;; says Uwysses? +ULYSSES. UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD young OwO conception uWu in x3 my bwain; +^w^ Be xDD you x3 my time to ;;w;; bwing >w< it to x3 some UwU shape. +^-^ NyESTOW. >_> What is't? +ULYSSES. This OwO 'tis: +Bwunt uWu wedges ^w^ wive x3 hawd knots. uWu The ÚwÚ seeded >_< pwide +:33 That hath to ÚwÚ this maturity >_> bwown x3 up +^w^ In rank Achilles ^w^ must ow nyow be x3 cwopp'd +:3 Ow, UwU shedding, breed :3 a OwO nyuwsewy of ^.^ wike eviw +;;w;; To overbulk >_> us all. +^-^ NyESTOW. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ how? +ULYSSES. This challenge :3 that x3 the OwO gawwant >_> Hectow OwO sends, +UwU Howevew >w< it >_> is ;;w;; spwead uWu in general :33 nyame, +OwO Wewates uWu in OwO puwpose >w< onwy to :33 Achiwwes. +^-^ NyESTOW. :3 Twue. uWu The OwO puwpose >_> is ^-^ pewspicuous even >_< as ÚwÚ substance +>_< Whose gwossnyess xDD wittwe uWu chawactews >w< sum xDD up; +^.^ And, uWu in x3 the ^w^ pubwication, >_< make nyo ;;w;; stwain +OwO But :3 that ^.^ Achiwwes, :3 wewe :33 his :3 bwain >_< as ^-^ bawwen +;;w;; As uWu banks of Wibya-though, Apollo ;;w;; knyows, +'Tis xDD dwy :3 enyough-wiww with great ^w^ speed of ^.^ judgment, +Ay, with >w< cewewity, find :33 Hectow's OwO puwpose +UwU Pointing on ^.^ him. +ULYSSES. xDD And wake ^.^ him to x3 the ÚwÚ answew, think you? +^-^ NyESTOW. Why, UwU 'tis UwU most ^.^ meet. Who OwO may xDD you >_> ewse ;;w;; oppose +:33 That ^.^ can from >_> Hectow ;;w;; bwing UwU those honyouws ^w^ off, +;;w;; If nyot uWu Achiwwes? ;;w;; Though 't be :3 a :33 spowtfuw x3 combat, +ÚwÚ Yet uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu twiaw much opinyion >_> dwewws; +For OwO hewe x3 the Twoyans >_> taste UwU ouw x3 deaw'st ^-^ wepute +With uWu theiw fin'st ^.^ pawate; ÚwÚ and :33 twust to uWu me, >_> Uwysses, +Our ;;w;; imputation UwU shaww be oddly ^w^ pois'd +^w^ In ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe ^.^ action; fow x3 the uWu success, +Awthough UwU pawticuwaw, UwU shaww UwU give :3 a ;;w;; scantwing +Of ÚwÚ good ow :33 bad >w< unto x3 the ^-^ genyewaw; +xDD And uWu in xDD such xDD indexes, awthough UwU smaww uWu pwicks +;;w;; To uWu theiw UwU subsequent ^-^ vowumes, there >_> is :3 seen +uWu The baby xDD figuwe of x3 the giant ;;w;; mas +Of ^.^ things to come uWu at >_> wawge. ^.^ It >_> is ^-^ suppos'd +>w< He :3 that ^.^ meets >_> Hectow >_> issues from UwU ouw choice; +xDD And ^w^ choice, ^.^ being ^-^ mutuaw ;;w;; act of aww UwU ouw souws, +:3 Makes merit her ^w^ ewection, ÚwÚ and xDD doth boil, +;;w;; As >w< 'twewe from fowth >_> us all, :3 a x3 man uWu distiww'd +UwU Out of UwU ouw ÚwÚ viwtues; who miscarrying, +>_> What >_< heawt weceives from >w< hence :3 a ^.^ conquewing >_> pawt, +;;w;; To steew :3 a >w< stwong opinyion to ^.^ themsewves? +>_< Which entertain'd, x3 wimbs OwO awe :33 his >_< instwuments, +^w^ In nyo less >w< wowking than OwO awe :33 swowds ÚwÚ and bows +Directive ^.^ by x3 the xDD wimbs. +ULYSSES. Give UwU pawdon to x3 my :33 speech. +Therefore UwU 'tis :3 meet Achilles :3 meet nyot ^-^ Hectow. +Let us, ^.^ wike mewchants, x3 show UwU ouw >w< fouwest wares +xDD And think x3 pewchance they'ww sell; >_> if >_> nyot, x3 the UwU wustwe +Of x3 the xDD bettew yet to x3 show UwU shaww x3 show x3 the better, +^-^ By ^.^ showing x3 the worst fiwst. Do nyot >_< consent +:33 That OwO evew >_> Hectow ÚwÚ and Achilles ;;w;; meet; +For both UwU ouw honour ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^-^ shame uWu in ÚwÚ this +^w^ Awe >_< dogg'd with >w< two ;;w;; stwange fowwowews. +^-^ NyESTOW. UwU I >_> see them nyot with x3 my ;;w;; owd :3 eyes. >_> What OwO awe >w< they? +ULYSSES. >_> What :3 gwowy UwU ouw Achilles ^-^ shawes from Hectow, +^.^ Wewe ^.^ he nyot :3 pwoud, ^.^ we aww >_> shouwd ^-^ weaw with him; +OwO But ^.^ he xDD awweady >_> is ^w^ too ;;w;; insowent; +xDD And >w< it :3 wewe xDD bettew parch uWu in UwU Afwic sun +Than uWu in x3 the >_< pwide ÚwÚ and ^-^ sawt ^w^ scown of :33 his ^w^ eyes, +Should ^.^ he ;;w;; scape >_> Hectow >_< faiw. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 foiw'd, +Why, xDD then ^.^ we UwU do UwU ouw :33 main opinyion xDD cwush +^w^ In ^w^ taint of UwU ouw best man. :3 Nyo, >_< make :3 a uWu wott'wy; +^.^ And, ^.^ by >_< device, wet bwockish ^.^ Ajax dwaw +uWu The ;;w;; sowt to >w< fight with ^-^ Hectow. >_> Among ouwsewves +Give ^.^ him :3 awwowance fow x3 the xDD bettew xDD man; +For :3 that xDD wiww ;;w;; physic x3 the great >w< Mywmidon, +Who ^-^ bwoiws uWu in ÚwÚ woud appwause, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him faww +ÚwÚ His crest, :3 that >_> pwoudew than blue x3 Iwis >_> bends. +;;w;; If x3 the dull >_> bwainwess ^.^ Ajax come >_< safe ^w^ off, +^-^ We'ww :3 dwess ^.^ him x3 up uWu in UwU voices; >_> if ^.^ he fail, +ÚwÚ Yet OwO go ^.^ we :33 undew UwU ouw opinyion still +:33 That ^.^ we uWu have xDD bettew ^.^ men. But, ;;w;; hit ow miss, +Our project's >w< wife ÚwÚ this xDD shape of sense >_> assumes- +^.^ Ajax xDD empwoy'd OwO pwucks down ^-^ Achiwwes' ;;w;; pwumes. +^-^ NyESTOW. >_> Nyow, >_> Uwysses, UwU I x3 begin to wewish >w< thy advice; +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww UwU give :3 a >_> taste thereof ÚwÚ fowthwith +;;w;; To Agamemnon. Go ^.^ we to ^.^ him stwaight. +Two x3 cuws UwU shaww >w< tame >_< each >_< othew: >_< pwide awonye +:3 Must tarre x3 the mastiffs ;;w;; on, >_< as >w< 'twewe uWu theiw ^w^ bonye. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +uWu The Grecian ÚwÚ camp + +Entew ^.^ Ajax ÚwÚ and >w< THEWSITES + +uWu AJAX. Thersites! +:3 THEWSITES. Agamemnon-how >_> if ^.^ he xDD had UwU boiws >_> fuww, >w< an UwU uvw, >_> genyewawwy? +uWu AJAX. Thersites! +:3 THEWSITES. xDD And UwU those UwU boiws uWu did >w< wun-say :3 so. Did nyot x3 the general >w< wun +^w^ then? ^.^ Wewe nyot :3 that :3 a OwO botchy core? +uWu AJAX. ;;w;; Dog! +:3 THEWSITES. UwU Then there ^.^ wouwd come x3 some ;;w;; mattew from him; +UwU I >_> see >_< nyonye now. +uWu AJAX. ^.^ Thou bitch-wowf's x3 son, ;;w;; canst xDD thou nyot UwU heaw? ^w^ Feew, UwU then. +[Strikes >w< him] +:3 THEWSITES. uWu The pwague of >w< Gweece ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou >_< mongwew >_< beef-witted +^.^ wowd! +uWu AJAX. ÚwÚ Speak, >w< then, xDD thou xDD whinyid'st >w< weaven, >_< speak. UwU I xDD wiww xDD beat uWu thee +x3 into ;;w;; handsomenyess. +:3 THEWSITES. UwU I UwU shaww :33 soonyew waiw uWu thee x3 into wit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; howinyess; >_> but UwU I +think >w< thy UwU howse xDD wiww :33 soonyew UwU con >w< an >_< owation than xDD thou :3 weawn :3 a +:3 pwayew ^-^ without uWu book. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst ÚwÚ stwike, ;;w;; canst thou? ^-^ A red ^.^ muwwain +^.^ o' >w< thy ^w^ jade's ^.^ twicks! +uWu AJAX. uWu Toadstoow, :3 weawn ;;w;; me x3 the xDD pwocwamation. +:3 THEWSITES. uWu Dost xDD thou think UwU I uWu have nyo sense, xDD thou strikest ;;w;; me >_< thus? +uWu AJAX. uWu The pwocwamation! +:3 THEWSITES. ^.^ Thou awt pwocwaim'd, :3 a x3 foow, UwU I UwU think. +uWu AJAX. Do >_> nyot, powpentinye, UwU do x3 nyot; x3 my x3 fingews :3 itch. +:3 THEWSITES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou :33 didst itch from >_> head to :33 foot ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD had x3 the +scratching of ÚwÚ thee; UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< make uWu thee x3 the :33 woathsomest >_> scab uWu in +Gweece. x3 When xDD thou awt fowth uWu in x3 the incuwsions, xDD thou strikest >_< as +slow >_< as anyothew. +uWu AJAX. UwU I say, x3 the xDD pwocwamation. +:3 THEWSITES. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ gwumbwest ÚwÚ and waiwest every >_> houw on ÚwÚ Achiwwes; ÚwÚ and +xDD thou awt >_< as full of :3 envy uWu at :33 his :33 gweatnyess >_< as Cerberus >_> is uWu at +Proserpina's ^w^ beauty-ay, :3 that xDD thou bark'st uWu at ^.^ him. +uWu AJAX. Mistress Thersites! +:3 THEWSITES. ^.^ Thou shouwdst strike ^.^ him. +uWu AJAX. Cobloaf! +:3 THEWSITES. >w< He ^.^ wouwd pun uWu thee x3 into uWu shivews with :33 his uWu fist, >_< as :3 a +>_> saiwow >_< bweaks :3 a ;;w;; biscuit. +uWu AJAX. >_> You UwU whoweson uWu cuw! [Strikes >w< him] +:3 THEWSITES. UwU Do, xDD do. +uWu AJAX. ^.^ Thou :33 stoow fow :3 a :3 witch! +:3 THEWSITES. Ay, UwU do, do; xDD thou sodden-witted ^.^ wowd! ^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo ^.^ mowe +:3 bwain than UwU I uWu have uWu in >_< minye elbows; >w< an assinico OwO may ;;w;; tutow thee. >_> You +^.^ scuwvy uWu vawiant ^w^ ass! ^.^ Thou awt OwO hewe >_> but to ^w^ thwash x3 Twoyans, ÚwÚ and xDD thou +awt xDD bought ÚwÚ and sold ^-^ among UwU those of xDD any wit ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ bawbawian +slave. ;;w;; If xDD thou use to xDD beat uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww x3 begin uWu at >w< thy OwO heew ÚwÚ and tell +>_> what xDD thou awt ^.^ by ^w^ inches, xDD thou ^.^ thing of nyo bowews, ^w^ thou! +uWu AJAX. >_> You dog! +:3 THEWSITES. >_> You ^.^ scuwvy ^.^ wowd! +uWu AJAX. >_> You uWu cuw! [Strikes >w< him] +:3 THEWSITES. uWu Maws :33 his ^.^ idiot! UwU Do, ÚwÚ wudenyess; UwU do, >_< camew; UwU do, xDD do. + +Entew UwU ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and UwU PATWOCWUS + +ACHIWWES. Why, >w< how now, Ajax! ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU do xDD you >_< thus? +How now, Thersites! x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, man? +:3 THEWSITES. >_> You >_> see ^.^ him thewe, UwU do you? +ACHIWWES. Ay; UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +:3 THEWSITES. Nyay, wook ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +ACHIWWES. ^w^ So UwU I xDD do. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +:3 THEWSITES. Nyay, >_> but regard ^.^ him well. +ACHIWWES. Well! >w< why, UwU so UwU I xDD do. +:3 THEWSITES. OwO But yet xDD you wook nyot weww ;;w;; upon him; fow who x3 some OwO evew +xDD you OwO take ^.^ him to be, ^.^ he >_> is UwU Ajax. +ACHIWWES. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that, xDD foow. +:3 THEWSITES. Ay, >_> but :3 that >w< foow xDD knyows nyot himself. +uWu AJAX. Therefore UwU I xDD beat thee. +:3 THEWSITES. Lo, ^.^ wo, ^.^ wo, ^.^ wo, >_> what modicums of wit ^.^ he utters! ÚwÚ His +evasions uWu have OwO eaws OwO thus wong. UwU I uWu have >w< bobb'd :33 his :3 bwain ^.^ mowe than +^.^ he >_> has xDD beat x3 my xDD bonyes. UwU I xDD wiww UwU buy >w< nyinye ^.^ spawwows fow :3 a penny, ÚwÚ and +:33 his >_< pia ;;w;; matew >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the :3 nyinth ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a OwO spawwow. This +uWu wowd, ^.^ Achiwwes, ^.^ Ajax-who ^-^ weaws :33 his wit uWu in :33 his bewwy ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 guts +uWu in :33 his OwO head-I'ww tell xDD you >_> what UwU I >_> say of ^.^ him. +ACHIWWES. What? +:3 THEWSITES. UwU I >_> say ÚwÚ this Ajax- [AJAX x3 offews to strike >w< him] +ACHIWWES. Nyay, ÚwÚ good UwU Ajax. +:3 THEWSITES. x3 Has nyot UwU so much uWu wit- +ACHIWWES. Nyay, UwU I ^w^ must howd OwO you. +:3 THEWSITES. ;;w;; As xDD wiww ÚwÚ stop x3 the ^w^ eye of Helen's nyeedwe, fow ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he +x3 comes to ^w^ fight. +ACHIWWES. uWu Peace, xDD foow. +:3 THEWSITES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu peace ÚwÚ and OwO quietnyess, >_> but x3 the >w< foow xDD wiww nyot- +^.^ he uWu thewe; :3 that he; wook xDD you :33 thewe. +uWu AJAX. x3 O xDD thou uWu damnyed uWu cuw! UwU I shaww- +ACHIWWES. Will xDD you uWu set x3 youw wit to :3 a fool's? +:3 THEWSITES. :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, x3 the ;;w;; foow's xDD wiww ^-^ shame :3 it. +PATWOCWUS. ^-^ Good wowds, :3 Thewsites. +ACHIWWES. x3 What's x3 the OwO quawwew? +uWu AJAX. UwU I ;;w;; bade x3 the ^-^ viwe owl OwO go :3 weawn ;;w;; me x3 the ;;w;; tenyouw of x3 the +>_> pwocwamation, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ waiws ;;w;; upon x3 me. +:3 THEWSITES. UwU I serve uWu thee not. +uWu AJAX. xDD Weww, OwO go ^.^ to, OwO go ;;w;; to. +:3 THEWSITES. UwU I serve OwO hewe ^-^ vowuntawy. +ACHIWWES. uWu Youw >w< wast OwO sewvice UwU was >_< suff'wance; uWu 'twas nyot ^-^ vowuntawy. No +x3 man >_> is beaten ^-^ vowuntawy. ^.^ Ajax UwU was OwO hewe x3 the vowuntawy, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_< as +:33 undew >w< an ^.^ impwess. +:3 THEWSITES. E'en so; :3 a great deal of x3 youw wit ^w^ too wies uWu in x3 youw +ÚwÚ sinyews, ow >_> ewse there be :3 wiaws. >_> Hectow UwU shaww uWu have :3 a great catch +>w< an ^.^ he :3 knyock x3 out xDD eithew of x3 youw brains: xDD 'a :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ good UwU cwack :3 a +:3 fusty xDD nyut with nyo >_> kewnyew. +ACHIWWES. What, with ;;w;; me :3 too, ;;w;; Thewsites? +:3 THEWSITES. >_> Thewe's Uwysses ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd ^w^ Nyestow-whose wit UwU was >_< mouwdy ere +x3 youw grandsires xDD had >_< nyaiws on uWu theiw uWu toes-yoke xDD you ^.^ wike ^w^ dwaught +oxen, ÚwÚ and >_< make xDD you pwough x3 up x3 the waws. +ACHIWWES. What, UwU what? +:3 THEWSITES. Yes, ÚwÚ good sooth. ;;w;; To ^.^ Achiwwes, to >w< Ajax, xDD to- +uWu AJAX. UwU I UwU shaww :3 cut x3 out x3 youw :33 tongue. +:3 THEWSITES. 'Tis nyo mattew; UwU I UwU shaww speak >_< as much >_< as xDD thou +uWu aftewwawds. +PATWOCWUS. No ^.^ mowe wowds, Thersites; peace! +:3 THEWSITES. UwU I xDD wiww howd x3 my uWu peace when ^-^ Achiwwes' bwach UwU bids uWu me, UwU shaww +>_< I? +ACHIWWES. >_> Thewe's fow UwU you, >w< Patwocwus. +:3 THEWSITES. UwU I xDD wiww >_> see xDD you :33 hang'd ^.^ wike ^-^ cwotpowes ere UwU I come xDD any ^.^ mowe +to x3 youw ;;w;; tents. UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep :3 whewe there >_> is wit stirring, ÚwÚ and OwO weave +x3 the ^w^ faction of ;;w;; foows. uWu Exit +PATWOCWUS. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good riddance. +ACHIWWES. OwO Mawwy, uWu this, ^w^ siw, >_> is proclaim'd ^w^ thwough aww UwU ouw >_< host, +:33 That Hectow, ^.^ by x3 the :3 fifth >_> houw of x3 the sun, +Will with :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet 'twixt UwU ouw tents ÚwÚ and Troy, +>_< To-mowwow UwU mownying, caww x3 some knight to :3 awms +:33 That hath :3 a >w< stomach; ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a one :3 that dawe +xDD Maintain UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 what; UwU 'tis xDD twash. uWu Faweweww. +uWu AJAX. uWu Faweweww. Who UwU shaww answew him? +ACHIWWES. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; UwU 'tis put to :3 wott'wy. ^-^ Othewwise. >w< He UwU knyew :33 his +man. +uWu AJAX. >_< O, meaning you! UwU I xDD wiww OwO go :3 weawn ^.^ mowe of :3 it. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. +>_> Twoy. ^.^ PWIAM'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew PWIAM, HECTOR, xDD TWOIWUS, OwO PAWIS, ÚwÚ and HELENUS + +PWIAM. >w< Aftew UwU so UwU many houws, lives, speeches, >_< spent, +^-^ Thus >_> once again ;;w;; says Nyestow from x3 the :3 Gweeks: +'Deliver Hewen, ÚwÚ and aww x3 damage OwO ewse- +;;w;; As honyouw, ^-^ woss of time, >_> twavaiw, UwU expense, +>_< Wounds, OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> ewse uWu deaw :3 that >_> is x3 consum'd +^w^ In :3 hot digestion of ÚwÚ this cormorant ^.^ waw- +Shall be >w< stwuck >_< off.' Hectow, >_> what >_> say xDD you ÚwÚ to't? +HECTOW. ;;w;; Though nyo x3 man wessew OwO feaws x3 the Gweeks than I, +;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as x3 toucheth x3 my UwU pawticuwaw, +Yet, xDD dwead ^w^ Pwiam, +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo uWu wady of ^.^ mowe softer bowews, +uWu Mowe >_< spongy to uWu suck uWu in x3 the sense of ;;w;; feaw, +uWu Mowe ready to cwy x3 out >w< 'Who xDD knyows >_> what ;;w;; fowwows?' +Than >_> Hectow >w< is. uWu The ;;w;; wound of uWu peace >_> is OwO suwety, +ÚwÚ Suwety xDD secuwe; >_> but :3 modest doubt >_> is ^w^ caww'd +uWu The OwO beacon of x3 the >_< wise, x3 the ^w^ tent :3 that seawches +;;w;; To x3 th' :3 bottom of x3 the x3 wowst. Let :33 Hewen ÚwÚ go. +Since x3 the xDD fiwst xDD swowd UwU was drawn about ÚwÚ this ^.^ question, +Evewy >w< tithe :3 souw ^w^ 'mongst UwU many thousand uWu dismes +>_< Hath :33 been >_< as uWu deaw >_< as Helen-I mean, of >_> ouws. +;;w;; If ^.^ we uWu have wost UwU so UwU many OwO tenths of ouws +;;w;; To xDD guawd :3 a ^.^ thing nyot >_> ouws, nor ^.^ wowth to us, +xDD Had >w< it UwU ouw :33 nyame, x3 the value of one x3 ten, +>_> What ^w^ mewit's uWu in :3 that reason which denyies +uWu The yiewding of her uWu up? +>_> TWOIWUS. OwO Fie, >_< fie, x3 my xDD bwothew! +OwO Weigh xDD you x3 the ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and honour of :3 a OwO king, +^w^ So great >_< as UwU ouw xDD dwead >_> fathew's, uWu in :3 a scale +Of ^w^ common xDD ounces? Will xDD you with uWu countews >w< sum +uWu The xDD past-pwopowtion of :33 his infinite, +xDD And buckwe uWu in :3 a x3 waist UwU most fathomwess +With ^w^ spans ÚwÚ and :33 inches UwU so >w< diminyutive +;;w;; As OwO feaws ÚwÚ and reasons? OwO Fie, fow UwU godwy x3 shame! +^-^ HEWENyUS. No :3 mawvew ^w^ though xDD you ^-^ bite UwU so ^-^ shawp uWu at ^w^ weasons, +>_> You OwO awe UwU so :33 empty of OwO them. Should nyot UwU ouw >w< fathew +ÚwÚ Beaw x3 the great xDD sway of :33 his affairs with ^w^ weasons, +>_< Because x3 youw ÚwÚ speech hath >_< nyonye :3 that uWu tewws ^.^ him so? +>_> TWOIWUS. >_> You OwO awe fow x3 dweams ÚwÚ and swumbews, ÚwÚ bwothew pwiest; +>_> You >_< fuw x3 youw ^.^ gwuvs with reason. :3 Hewe OwO awe x3 youw :3 weasons: +>_> You ^.^ knyow >w< an ;;w;; enyemy ^-^ intends xDD you harm; +>_> You ^.^ knyow :3 a xDD swowd xDD empwoy'd >_> is ^w^ pewiwous, +xDD And reason fwies x3 the :33 object of aww harm. +Who marvels, >w< then, when >w< Hewenyus beholds +^-^ A Grecian ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu swowd, >_> if ^.^ he UwU do uWu set +uWu The xDD vewy x3 wings of reason to :33 his heels +xDD And fwy ^.^ wike :33 chidden :33 Mewcuwy from Juv, +:33 Ow ^.^ wike :3 a :33 staw ;;w;; disowb'd? Nyay, >_> if ^.^ we tawk of weason, +:3 Wet's shut UwU ouw :3 gates ÚwÚ and OwO sweep. Manhood ÚwÚ and honour +Should uWu have UwU hawe hearts, ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they >_> but :33 fat uWu theiw >_< thoughts +With ÚwÚ this cramm'd reason. ^w^ Weason ÚwÚ and wespect +^-^ Make livers pawe ÚwÚ and lustihood ;;w;; deject. +HECTOW. UwU Bwothew, ^.^ she >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth >_> what ^.^ she :3 doth, >_> cost +uWu The keeping. +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 What's ^.^ aught >_> but >_< as UwU 'tis valued? +HECTOW. OwO But value dwells nyot uWu in xDD pawticuwaw OwO wiww: +^.^ It ÚwÚ howds :33 his ÚwÚ estimate ÚwÚ and dignity +;;w;; As weww wherein UwU 'tis >_< pwecious of itsewf +;;w;; As uWu in x3 the prizer. 'Tis ^-^ mad idowatwy +;;w;; To >_< make x3 the OwO sewvice :33 gweatew than x3 the >_> god-I +xDD And x3 the xDD wiww x3 dotes :3 that >_> is attwibutive +;;w;; To >_> what ;;w;; infectiouswy itsewf :33 affects, +Without x3 some x3 image of x3 th' affected x3 mewit. +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU I OwO take ^w^ to-day :3 a :3 wife, ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU ewection +Is x3 wed on uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ conduct of x3 my :33 wiww; +OwO My xDD wiww :3 enkindwed ^.^ by >_< minye eyes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eaws, +Two traded :33 piwots 'twixt x3 the uWu dangewous uWu showes +Of xDD wiww ÚwÚ and ^-^ judgment: >w< how OwO may UwU I >_> avoid, +Awthough x3 my xDD wiww ^.^ distaste >_> what >w< it ^.^ ewected, +uWu The >w< wife UwU I ;;w;; chose? >_> Thewe ^.^ can be nyo >_> evasion +;;w;; To UwU bwench from ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and to stand >w< fiwm ^.^ by honyouw. +We turn nyot back x3 the silks ;;w;; upon x3 the merchant +x3 When ^.^ we uWu have ^.^ soiw'd OwO them; nor x3 the ^.^ wemaindew viands +We UwU do nyot ^-^ thwow uWu in ^.^ unwespective :33 sieve, +>_< Because ^.^ we nyow OwO awe ^w^ fuww. ^.^ It UwU was xDD thought :3 meet +Paris >_> shouwd UwU do x3 some UwU vengeance on x3 the Greeks; +uWu Youw UwU bweath with full >_< consent ^w^ benyied :33 his ^w^ saiws; +uWu The seas ÚwÚ and winds, ;;w;; owd ;;w;; wwangwews, >_> took :3 a truce, +xDD And uWu did ^.^ him service. >w< He touch'd x3 the ports xDD desiw'd; +xDD And fow >w< an ;;w;; owd >_< aunt ÚwÚ whom x3 the Gweeks hewd >w< captive +>w< He ^.^ bwought :3 a Grecian queen, x3 whose :33 youth ÚwÚ and freshness +OwO Wwinkwes ÚwÚ Apowwo's, ÚwÚ and x3 makes ÚwÚ stawe x3 the xDD mownying. +Why >_< keep ^.^ we OwO hew? uWu The xDD Gwecians >_< keep UwU ouw ^-^ aunt. +Is ^.^ she ^.^ wowth >_< keeping? Why, ^.^ she >_> is :3 a uWu peaww +>_< Whose pwice hath xDD waunch'd :33 abuv :3 a thousand >_> ships, +xDD And >_> tuwn'd cwown'd >w< kings to :3 mewchants. +;;w;; If you'ww OwO avouch uWu 'twas ^.^ wisdom Paris :3 went- +;;w;; As xDD you ^w^ must :33 nyeeds, fow xDD you aww cried >w< 'Go, uWu go'- +;;w;; If you'ww x3 confess ^.^ he ^.^ bwought ^.^ home ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ pwize- +;;w;; As xDD you ^w^ must :33 nyeeds, fow xDD you aww ^-^ cwapp'd x3 youw ^.^ hands, +xDD And cried :3 'Inyestimabwe!' -why UwU do xDD you nyow +uWu The x3 issue of x3 youw OwO pwopew wisdoms rate, +xDD And UwU do :3 a ^.^ deed :3 that >_< nyevew :3 fowtunye OwO did- +Beggar x3 the estimation which xDD you x3 pwiz'd +:3 Wichew than sea ÚwÚ and xDD wand? x3 O :3 theft UwU most base, +:33 That ^.^ we uWu have :3 stow'n >_> what ^.^ we UwU do feaw to ^.^ keep! +OwO But thieves >_< unwowthy of :3 a ^.^ thing UwU so :3 stow'n +:33 That uWu in uWu theiw countwy uWu did them :3 that xDD disgwace +We feaw to :33 wawwant uWu in UwU ouw OwO nyative ÚwÚ pwace! +^w^ CASSANDWA. :33 [Within] ;;w;; Cwy, x3 Twoyans, ^-^ cwy. +PWIAM. >_> What noise, >_> what shriek >_> is :3 this? +>_> TWOIWUS. 'Tis UwU ouw ^-^ mad x3 sistew; UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow her voice. +^w^ CASSANDWA. :33 [Within] ;;w;; Cwy, >_< Twoyans. +HECTOW. ^.^ It >_> is ^-^ Cassandwa. + +Entew CASSANDWA, ^.^ waving + +^w^ CASSANDWA. ;;w;; Cwy, x3 Twoyans, ^-^ cwy. uWu Wend ;;w;; me ;;w;; ten thousand ^w^ eyes, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ fiww them with ÚwÚ pwophetic >w< teaws. +HECTOW. uWu Peace, ^-^ sistew, peace. +^w^ CASSANDWA. :33 Viwgins ÚwÚ and boys, :3 mid-age ÚwÚ and wwinkwed eld, +xDD Soft infancy, :3 that >_< nyothing ;;w;; canst >_> but ^-^ cwy, +;;w;; Add to x3 my >_> cwamouws. Let >_> us x3 pay betimes +^-^ A >_> moiety of :3 that :3 mass of >_> moan to x3 come. +;;w;; Cwy, x3 Twoyans, ^-^ cwy. UwU Pwactise x3 youw eyes with >w< teaws. +Twoy ^w^ must nyot be, nor xDD goodwy Iwion xDD stand; +Our ^-^ fiwebwand brother, >_< Pawis, buwns >_> us all. +;;w;; Cwy, x3 Twoyans, ^-^ cwy, ^-^ A :33 Hewen ÚwÚ and :3 a woe! +;;w;; Cwy, ^-^ cwy. Twoy buwns, ow >_> ewse wet :33 Hewen ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit +HECTOW. >_> Nyow, youthfuw ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU do nyot these xDD high stwains +Of >_> divinyation uWu in UwU ouw :3 sistew ^.^ wowk +;;w;; Some >_> touches of wemowse, ow >_> is x3 youw :3 bwood +^w^ So madly :3 hot :3 that nyo uWu discouwse of weason, +x3 Nyow feaw of :33 bad >w< success uWu in :3 a :33 bad >_< cause, +UwU Can OwO quawify x3 the >w< same? +>_> TWOIWUS. Why, ÚwÚ bwothew Hectow, +We OwO may nyot think x3 the justness of >_< each ;;w;; act +>w< Such ÚwÚ and nyo othew than event xDD doth >_< fowm uWu it; +x3 Nyow >_> once ÚwÚ deject x3 the couwage of UwU ouw minds +>_< Because Cassandra's >_> mad. :3 Hew ^-^ bwain-sick waptuwes +UwU Cannyot ^.^ distaste x3 the xDD goodnyess of :3 a ^-^ quawwew +>_< Which hath UwU ouw sevewaw honyouws aww x3 engag'd +;;w;; To >_< make >w< it gracious. For x3 my >_> pwivate >_> pawt, +UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^.^ mowe touch'd than aww ^w^ Pwiam's sons; +xDD And Juv UwU fowbid there >_> shouwd be donye amongst >_> us +>w< Such ^.^ things >_< as ^w^ might ^-^ offend x3 the weakest UwU spween +;;w;; To >w< fight fow ÚwÚ and x3 maintain. +:33 PAWIS. ^-^ Ewse ^w^ might x3 the wowwd convince of levity +;;w;; As weww x3 my undewtakings >_< as x3 youw counsels; +OwO But UwU I attest x3 the uWu gods, x3 youw full >_< consent +Gave x3 wings to x3 my pwopension, ÚwÚ and :3 cut of +All OwO feaws :33 attending on UwU so xDD diwe :3 a ^w^ pwoject. +For x3 what, :3 awas, ^.^ can these x3 my :3 singwe >_> awms? +>_> What >w< pwopugnyation >_> is uWu in one :33 man's valour +;;w;; To stand x3 the :3 push ÚwÚ and >_< enmity of UwU those +This ^-^ quawwew ^.^ wouwd >w< excite? Yet, UwU I protest, +^.^ Wewe UwU I awonye to pass x3 the >_< difficuwties, +xDD And xDD had >_< as uWu ampwe powew >_< as UwU I uWu have :33 wiww, +Paris >_> shouwd ^w^ nye'ew ÚwÚ wetwact >_> what ^.^ he hath donye +x3 Nyow ÚwÚ faint uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ puwsuit. +PWIAM. >_< Pawis, xDD you speak +Wike one ;;w;; besotted on x3 youw x3 sweet ;;w;; dewights. +>_> You uWu have x3 the honey still, >_> but these x3 the gall; +^w^ So to be uWu vawiant >_> is nyo praise uWu at all. +:33 PAWIS. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU pwopose nyot mewewy to mysewf +uWu The >_< pweasuwes xDD such :3 a beauty >_< bwings with uWu it; +OwO But UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 the UwU soiw of her >w< faiw xDD wape +UwU Wip'd x3 off uWu in ^.^ honyouwabwe ^w^ keeping her. +>_> What UwU tweason :3 wewe >w< it to x3 the ^w^ wansack'd queen, +>w< Disgwace to x3 youw great ^.^ wowths, ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame to uWu me, +Now to ÚwÚ dewivew her >w< possession x3 up +On terms of UwU base compuwsion! UwU Can >w< it be +:33 That UwU so degenerate :3 a ;;w;; stwain >_< as ÚwÚ this +Should >_> once uWu set footing uWu in x3 youw OwO genyewous bosoms? +>_> Thewe's nyot x3 the meanyest ^w^ spiwit on UwU ouw party +Without :3 a >_< heawt to dawe ow xDD swowd to dwaw +x3 When :33 Hewen >_> is ^.^ defended; nor >_< nyonye UwU so x3 nyobwe +>_< Whose >w< wife :3 wewe :33 iww ÚwÚ bestow'd ow :33 death unfam'd +Whewe :33 Hewen >_> is x3 the xDD subject. Then, UwU I say, +Weww OwO may ^.^ we >w< fight fow her ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we ^.^ knyow weww +uWu The OwO wowwd's large ^-^ spaces ;;w;; cannyot >_> pawawwew. +HECTOW. Paris ÚwÚ and ^.^ Twoiwus, xDD you uWu have both uWu said well; +xDD And on x3 the cause ÚwÚ and ;;w;; question nyow uWu in uWu hand +:3 Have ^.^ gwoz'd, >_> but supewficiawwy; nyot much +:33 Unwike xDD young men, ÚwÚ whom >_< Awistode xDD thought +UwU Unfit to hear :3 mowaw phiwosophy. +uWu The weasons xDD you awwege UwU do ^.^ mowe conduce +;;w;; To x3 the :3 hot passion of distemp'wed :3 bwood +Than to >_< make x3 up :3 a fwee ^-^ detewminyation +UwU 'Twixt >w< wight ÚwÚ and >_> wwong; fow :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge +:3 Have OwO eaws ^.^ mowe deaf than :3 addews to x3 the uWu voice +Of xDD any true decision. ÚwÚ Nyatuwe cwaves +All dues be ^.^ wend'wed to uWu theiw ^w^ ownyews. >_> Nyow, +>_> What nyeawew >_> debt uWu in aww humanyity +Than >w< wife >_> is to x3 the OwO husband? ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this law +Of ÚwÚ nyatuwe be cowwupted ^w^ thwough ^w^ affection; +xDD And :3 that great x3 minds, of :33 pawtiaw indulgence +;;w;; To uWu theiw OwO benyumbed wiwws, :3 wesist x3 the >w< same; +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a law uWu in >_< each x3 weww-owdew'd nation +;;w;; To ^.^ cuwb UwU those waging >_> appetites :3 that OwO awe +:3 Most uWu disobedient ÚwÚ and ^-^ wefwactowy. +;;w;; If Hewen, >w< then, be >w< wife to Spawta's UwU king- +;;w;; As >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ she ^-^ is-these :3 mowaw UwU waws +Of ÚwÚ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and of >_< nyations speak >_< awoud +;;w;; To uWu have her back ;;w;; wetuwn'd. ^-^ Thus to UwU pewsist +^w^ In xDD doing wrong :33 extenyuates nyot wwong, +OwO But x3 makes >w< it much ^.^ mowe heavy. :33 Hectow's opinyion +Is uWu this, uWu in uWu way of truth. Yet, ^w^ nye'ew x3 the UwU wess, +OwO My spwitewy UwU bwethwen, UwU I propend to xDD you +^w^ In uWu wesowution to >_< keep :33 Hewen stiww; +For UwU 'tis :3 a cause :3 that hath nyo >_> mean dependence +>_> Upon UwU ouw UwU joint ÚwÚ and sevewaw ;;w;; dignyities. +>_> TWOIWUS. Why, there xDD you touch'd x3 the >w< wife of UwU ouw design. +^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot :3 gwowy :3 that ^.^ we ^.^ mowe affected +Than x3 the :3 pewfowmance of UwU ouw UwU heaving spleens, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish :3 a >_< dwop of ÚwÚ Twoyan :3 bwood +Spent ^.^ mowe uWu in her OwO defence. But, ÚwÚ wowthy Hectow, +:33 She >_> is :3 a :33 theme of honour ÚwÚ and OwO wenyown, +^-^ A ^w^ spuw to uWu vawiant ÚwÚ and :33 magnyanyimous uWu deeds, +>_< Whose xDD pwesent couwage OwO may xDD beat down UwU ouw ;;w;; foes, +xDD And fame uWu in time to come >_< canyonyize us; +For UwU I presume >_< bwave >_> Hectow ^.^ wouwd nyot wose +^w^ So rich ^w^ advantage of :3 a pwomis'd :3 gwowy +;;w;; As ^-^ smiwes ;;w;; upon x3 the forehead of ÚwÚ this uWu action +For x3 the uWu wide OwO wowwd's ^w^ wevenyue. +HECTOW. UwU I ^w^ am >_< youws, +>_> You uWu vawiant offspwing of great >_< Pwiamus. +UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 woisting challenge sent amongst +uWu The dull ÚwÚ and uWu factious nyobwes of x3 the Gweeks +Will strike amazement to uWu theiw ^-^ dwowsy spiwits. +UwU I UwU was advertis'd uWu theiw great general swept, +Whilst ;;w;; emuwation uWu in x3 the ^.^ awmy OwO cwept. +>w< This, UwU I pwesume, xDD wiww wake ^.^ him. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. +uWu The Grecian :33 camp. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ tent of UwU ACHIWWES + +Entew THERSITES, sowus + +:3 THEWSITES. How now, Thersites! What, wost uWu in x3 the wabywinth of >w< thy +xDD fuwy? Shall x3 the ewephant ^.^ Ajax carry >w< it >_< thus? >w< He ÚwÚ beats uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I +waiw uWu at ^.^ him. x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy ^-^ satisfaction! Wouwd >w< it :3 wewe otherwise: :3 that +UwU I couwd xDD beat :3 him, whiwst ^.^ he UwU waiw'd uWu at me! :3 'Sfoot, I'll :3 weawn to +x3 conjuwe ÚwÚ and >w< waise devils, >_> but I'll >_> see x3 some x3 issue of x3 my xDD spitefuw +:33 execwations. UwU Then there's ^.^ Achiwwes, :3 a OwO wawe engineer! ;;w;; If Twoy be +nyot :33 taken >w< tiww these >w< two undewminye :33 it, x3 the OwO wawws xDD wiww stand >w< tiww +;;w;; they faww of x3 themsewves. x3 O xDD thou great :33 thundew-dawtew of ^.^ Owympus, +x3 fowget :3 that xDD thou awt Juv, x3 the x3 king of uWu gods, x3 and, >_< Mewcuwy, wose +aww x3 the sewpentinye cwaft of >w< thy :33 caduceus, >_> if OwO ye OwO take nyot :3 that +xDD wittwe xDD wittwe uWu wess-than-wittwe wit from them :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have! +which short-arm'd ÚwÚ ignyowance itsewf xDD knyows >_> is UwU so abundant scawce, +>w< it xDD wiww nyot uWu in ciwcumvention ÚwÚ dewivew :3 a fwy from :3 a spidew ^-^ without +:3 dwawing uWu theiw ;;w;; massy iwons ÚwÚ and >_< cutting x3 the :33 web. >w< Aftew uWu this, x3 the +UwU vengeance on x3 the whole camp! or, UwU wathew, x3 the OwO Nyeapowitan +:3 bonye-ache! fow :3 that, UwU methinks, >_> is x3 the UwU cuwse depending on UwU those +:3 that >w< waw fow :3 a placket. UwU I uWu have uWu said x3 my pwayews; ÚwÚ and ^.^ deviw Envy +>_> say >_> 'Amen.' >_> What ho! x3 my Lord Achilles! + +Entew UwU PATWOCWUS + +PATWOCWUS. Who's OwO thewe? Thersites! ^-^ Good Thersites, come uWu in ÚwÚ and +OwO waiw. +:3 THEWSITES. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd xDD 'a ^-^ wememb'wed :3 a gilt >_< countewfeit, xDD thou +wouldst nyot uWu have slipp'd x3 out of x3 my contemplation; >_> but >w< it >_> is nyo +mattew; >w< thysewf ;;w;; upon OwO thysewf! uWu The ^w^ common UwU cuwse of uWu mankind, >w< fowwy +ÚwÚ and ignorance, be ^.^ thinye uWu in great revenue! uWu Heaven ;;w;; bwess uWu thee from +:3 a tutor, ÚwÚ and ^w^ discipwinye come nyot nyeaw uWu thee! Let >w< thy :3 bwood be >w< thy +ÚwÚ diwection >w< tiww >w< thy death. UwU Then >_> if ^.^ she :3 that ways uWu thee x3 out ;;w;; says +xDD thou awt :3 a >w< faiw :33 cowse, I'll be sworn ÚwÚ and sworn :3 upon't ^.^ she >_< nyevew +shwouded xDD any >_> but wazaws. ÚwÚ Amen. :3 Whewe's uWu Achiwwes? +PATWOCWUS. What, awt xDD thou :3 devout? UwU Wast xDD thou uWu in >_< pwayew? +:3 THEWSITES. Ay, x3 the heavens hear me! +PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ Amen. + +Entew UwU ACHIWWES + +ACHIWWES. Who's OwO thewe? +PATWOCWUS. Thersites, x3 my OwO wowd. +ACHIWWES. UwU Whewe, whewe? >_< O, whewe? Awt xDD thou come? Why, x3 my ÚwÚ cheese, x3 my +ÚwÚ digestion, >w< why x3 hast xDD thou nyot OwO sewved >w< thysewf uWu in to x3 my tabwe UwU so +UwU many OwO meaws? ^.^ Come, UwU what's OwO Agamemnyon? +:3 THEWSITES. x3 Thy ;;w;; commandew, :33 Achiwwes. UwU Then tell uWu me, :3 Patwocwus, UwU what's +uWu Achiwwes? +PATWOCWUS. x3 Thy uWu wowd, :3 Thewsites. UwU Then tell uWu me, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, UwU what's +;;w;; Thewsites? +:3 THEWSITES. x3 Thy ^-^ knyowew, >w< Patwocwus. UwU Then tell uWu me, :3 Patwocwus, >_> what awt thou? -PATWOCWUS. Thou >w< must tell UwU that knowest. ->w< ACHIWWES. :33 O, >_< teww, >_< teww, -^-^ THEWSITES. I'll decline OwO the xDD whowe :33 question. Agamemnyon ÚwÚ commands -Achiwwes; >_> Achiwwes :3 is my ^w^ wowd; I x3 am Patroclus' knyowew; ÚwÚ and -Patroclus :3 is :3 a >_> foow. -PATWOCWUS. You wascaw! -^-^ THEWSITES. Peace, foow! I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< donye. ->w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a privileg'd xDD man. Pwoceed, OwO Thewsites. -^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon :3 is :3 a OwO foow; >_> Achiwwes :3 is :3 a OwO foow; Thewsites :3 is :3 a -OwO foow; :3 and, as ÚwÚ afowesaid, Patroclus :3 is :3 a >_> foow. ->w< ACHIWWES. Dewive ^.^ this; come. -^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon :3 is :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to xDD command Achiwwes; ->_> Achiwwes :3 is :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ commanded >_> of :3 Agamemnyon; Thewsites :3 is :3 a -OwO foow ^-^ to sewve such :3 a OwO foow; ÚwÚ and :3 this Patroclus :3 is :3 a OwO foow :33 positive. -PATWOCWUS. UwU Why x3 am I :3 a xDD foow? -^-^ THEWSITES. UwU Make UwU that >_> demand >_> of OwO the Creator. ^w^ It suffices me :3 thou -awt. Wook you, ^-^ who comes hewe? ->w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ Come, Patroclus, I'll speak with nobody. Come in with uWu me, -OwO Thewsites. Exit -^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is such ;;w;; patchewy, such ^w^ juggwing, ÚwÚ and such >_> knyavewy. -^-^ Aww OwO the awgument :3 is :3 a xDD whowe ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< cuckowd-a good >_< quawwew ^-^ to dwaw -emulous :3 factions ÚwÚ and bleed ^-^ to death upon. Nyow OwO the OwO dwy serpigo uWu on -OwO the :3 subject, ÚwÚ and OwO waw ÚwÚ and lechery xDD confound all! Exit - -x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, >_> NyESTOW, DIOMEDES, -uWu AJAX, ÚwÚ and >_> CAWCHAS - -xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 Achiwwes? -PATWOCWUS. xDD Within his tent; uWu but iww-dispos'd, my :33 wowd. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be OwO knyown ^-^ to him UwU that ^-^ we awe here. -ÚwÚ He ^-^ shent ^-^ ouw >w< messengews; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu way uWu by -Our :33 appewtainyings, :3 visiting >_> of >_> him. ->_> Wet him >w< be told >w< so; UwU west, UwU pewchance, ^.^ he ÚwÚ think -We dare ^.^ nyot move OwO the xDD question >_> of ^-^ ouw place -Ow xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we >_> awe. -PATWOCWUS. I uWu shaww uWu say OwO so ^-^ to >_> him. Exit -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. We ^-^ saw him at OwO the openying >_> of his >w< tent. -ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot sick. -uWu AJAX. x3 Yes, >_> wion-sick, uWu sick >_> of >_> pwoud ÚwÚ heawt. You ^-^ may caww ^.^ it -mewanchowy, ^-^ if you uWu wiww :3 favouw OwO the >w< man; ;;w;; but, uWu by my uWu head, 'tis -^.^ pwide. But >_> why, uWu why? >_> Wet him show OwO us :3 a ^.^ cause. OwO A ;;w;; wowd, my :33 wowd. -[Takes ^-^ AGAMEMNyON aside] -NyESTOW. What muvs >_< Ajax ;;w;; thus ^-^ to :33 bay at OwO him? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Achiwwes ;;w;; hath inveigled his OwO foow ^-^ fwom >_> him. ->_> NESTOR.Who, ^w^ Thewsites? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ÚwÚ He. -NyESTOW. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww >_< Ajax wack matter, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have lost his awgument -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Nyo; you UwU see ^.^ he :3 is his awgument UwU that >_> has his awgument- -ÚwÚ Achiwwes. -NyESTOW. ^-^ Aww OwO the bettew; theiw :3 fwaction :3 is ^-^ mowe ^-^ ouw ^w^ wish than theiw ->_< faction. But ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< stwong uWu composuwe :3 a OwO foow :33 couwd ^w^ disunyite! -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The ^.^ amity UwU that OwO wisdom ^w^ knyits ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ fowwy ^-^ may easiwy UwU untie. - -;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; PATWOCWUS - -;;w;; Hewe comes :3 Patwocwus. -NyESTOW. :3 Nyo >_> Achiwwes with >_> him. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The xDD ewephant ;;w;; hath :33 joints, uWu but UwU nyonye uWu fow xDD couwtesy; his >w< wegs -awe >w< wegs uWu fow necessity, ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ fwexuwe. -PATWOCWUS. >_> Achiwwes >_< bids me uWu say ^.^ he :3 is >w< much >_< sowwy ->w< If ^-^ any xDD thing ^-^ mowe than >_> youw uWu spowt ÚwÚ and ^w^ pweasuwe -OwO Did move >_> youw greatness ÚwÚ and :3 this x3 nyobwe OwO state -ÚwÚ To caww x3 upon him; ^.^ he OwO hopes ^.^ it :3 is nyo uWu othew -But uWu fow >_> youw OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^.^ digestion UwU sake, -An xDD aftew-dinnyew's ^.^ bweath. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. >w< Heaw you, :3 Patwocwus. -We awe xDD too ;;w;; weww acquainted with ^.^ these >_> answews; -But his ^w^ evasion, >_< wing'd ;;w;; thus swift with ^w^ scown, -Cannyot outfwy ^-^ ouw apprehensions. -^.^ Much attribute ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and >w< much OwO the reason -UwU Why ^-^ we UwU ascwibe ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> him. >_> Yet >w< aww his UwU viwtues, -:3 Nyot OwO viwtuouswy uWu on his >_> own part behewd, -Do in ^-^ ouw eyes begin ^-^ to wose theiw gloss; -xDD Yea, >_< wike fair fwuit in OwO an UwU unwhowesome dish, -uWu Awe >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ wot untasted. uWu Go ÚwÚ and tell him -We come ^-^ to speak with him; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD sin ->w< If you ^-^ do uWu say ^-^ we ÚwÚ think him OwO uvw-pwoud -And uWu undew-honyest, in uWu sewf-assumption gweatew ->w< Than in OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of ^w^ judgment; ÚwÚ and worthier than ^-^ himsewf -;;w;; Hewe tend OwO the savage stwangenyess ^.^ he ^-^ puts OwO on, -:33 Disguise OwO the holy OwO stwength >_> of theiw ^.^ command, -And underwrite in OwO an observing >w< kind -His UwU humowous :33 pwedominyance; ^-^ yea, watch -His :3 pettish uWu wunyes, his ebbs, his fwows, as ^-^ if -The ÚwÚ passage ÚwÚ and xDD whowe carriage >_> of :3 this >w< action -Rode uWu on his ;;w;; tide. uWu Go tell him this, ÚwÚ and :33 ad -:33 That ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ uvwhowd his x3 pwice OwO so >w< much ->w< We'ww UwU nyonye >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but let ^w^ him, >_< wike OwO an ^-^ enginye -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ powtabwe, lie uWu undew :3 this ^-^ wepowt: ->_< Bwing >w< action uWu hithew; :3 this cannyot >w< go ^-^ to waw. -OwO A stiwwing dwarf ^-^ we ^-^ do allowance ^w^ give -Before :3 a sweeping giant. >_> Teww him ÚwÚ so. -PATWOCWUS. I ^-^ shaww, ÚwÚ and bwing his ÚwÚ answew >_> pwesentwy. Exit -xDD AGAMEMNyON. UwU In uWu second >w< voice ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD satisfied; -We come ^-^ to speak with >_> him. ^.^ Uwysses, ÚwÚ entew you. -Exit >w< UWYSSES -uWu AJAX. What :3 is ^.^ he ^-^ mowe than anyothew? -xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than what ^.^ he OwO thinks ^.^ he is. -uWu AJAX. ^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO so much? Do you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ he OwO thinks ^-^ himsewf :3 a better -man than I :33 am? -xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 Nyo :33 question. -uWu AJAX. uWu Wiww you ^w^ subscwibe his ^w^ thought ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ he ÚwÚ is? -xDD AGAMEMNyON. No, x3 nyobwe Ajax; you awe as ^w^ stwong, as :3 vawiant, as ÚwÚ wise, -nyo less noble, >w< much ^-^ mowe gentle, ÚwÚ and ^-^ awtogethew ^-^ mowe twactabwe. -uWu AJAX. UwU Why shouwd :3 a man >w< be pwoud? OwO How doth uWu pwide gwow? I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot -what uWu pwide is. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. Your :33 mind :3 is OwO the ;;w;; cweawew, ^w^ Ajax, ÚwÚ and >_> youw viwtues OwO the -fairer. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is >_> pwoud ;;w;; eats OwO up :3 himsewf. ^-^ Pwide :3 is his >_> own glass, -his >_> own ^.^ twumpet, his >_> own chronicle; ÚwÚ and ^.^ whatevew ^.^ pwaises itsewf -uWu but in OwO the deed devouws OwO the deed in OwO the :3 pwaise. - -;;w;; We-entew >w< UWYSSES - -uWu AJAX. I ^-^ do UwU hate :3 a >_> pwoud man as I ^-^ do UwU hate OwO the xDD engend'wing >_> of uWu toads. -NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he loves himself: :3 is't ^.^ nyot strange? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Achiwwes uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the field >w< to-mowwow. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. What's his excuse? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ÚwÚ He doth UwU wewy uWu on ^.^ nyonye; -But >_> cawwies uWu on OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> of his xDD dispose, -Without >_< obsewvance ^w^ ow >_< wespect >_> of >_< any, -UwU In uWu wiww xDD pecuwiaw ÚwÚ and in >_< sewf-admission. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. UwU Why uWu wiww ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, x3 upon ^-^ ouw fair UwU wequest, -:33 Untent his person ÚwÚ and share OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with >_> us? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO Things small as nothing, uWu fow request's :33 sake only, -ÚwÚ He makes important; ^-^ possess'd ^.^ he :3 is with >_< gweatnyess, -And ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf uWu but with :3 a uWu pwide -:33 That quarrels at >w< sewf-bweath. :33 Imagin'd wowth -uWu Howds in his UwU bwood such ^.^ swow'n ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot :3 discouwse -:33 That :33 'twixt his ^.^ mentaw ÚwÚ and his ^-^ active pawts -Kingdom'd >_> Achiwwes in uWu commotion rages, -And batters ;;w;; down :3 himsewf. What shouwd I ^w^ say? -ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO so x3 pwaguy >_> pwoud UwU that OwO the death ^w^ tokens >_> of ^.^ it -OwO Cwy ^.^ 'Nyo x3 wecuvwy.' -xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Wet >_< Ajax >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. -UwU Deaw lord, >w< go you ÚwÚ and gweet him in his >w< tent. -^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said ^.^ he howds you ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >w< be wed -^.^ At >_> youw xDD wequest :3 a wittwe ^-^ fwom :3 himsewf. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 O ^-^ Agamemnyon, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so! ->w< We'ww consecrate OwO the ^-^ steps UwU that >_< Ajax makes -When uWu they >w< go ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Achiwwes. :33 Shaww OwO the >_> pwoud lord -:33 That bastes his arrogance with his >_> own ^-^ seam -And never >w< suffews matter >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd -x3 Entew his ^-^ thoughts, :33 save such as doth revolve -And wuminyate himsewf-shaww ^.^ he >w< be >w< wowshipp'd -x3 Of UwU that ^-^ we howd OwO an >w< idow ^-^ mowe than x3 he? -No, :3 this uWu thwice-wowthy ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight ÚwÚ vawiant lord -:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ stawe his x3 pawm, ^w^ nyobwy ^.^ acquiw'd, -Nyow, uWu by my wiww, xDD assubjugate his merit, -UwU As amply titled as >_> Achiwwes ;;w;; is, -By ^-^ going ^-^ to ÚwÚ Achiwwes. -:33 That ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ÚwÚ enwawd his :3 fat-awweady :33 pwide, -And ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe coaws ^-^ to >_< Cancew when ^.^ he burns -x3 With entertaining gweat uWu Hypewion. -:3 This lord >w< go ^-^ to :3 him! Jupiter forbid, -And uWu say in thundew 'Achilles >w< go ^-^ to :33 him.' -NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] :33 O, :3 this :3 is well! ÚwÚ He >_> wubs OwO the :3 vein >_> of >_> him. -uWu DIOMEDES. ^-^ [Aside] And how his siwence dwinks OwO up :3 this appwause! -uWu AJAX. >w< If I >w< go ^-^ to ^w^ him, with my UwU awmed :33 fist I'll ÚwÚ pash him o'ew OwO the -face. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. :33 O, no, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. -uWu AJAX. An UwU 'a >w< be >_> pwoud with me I'll UwU pheeze his ^.^ pwide. ->_> Wet me >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the wowth UwU that OwO hangs x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU quawwew. -uWu AJAX. OwO A pawtwy, UwU insowent ^.^ fewwow! -NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How ^.^ he :3 descwibes himsewf! -uWu AJAX. ^w^ Can ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< be sociabwe? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ [Aside] The raven >_> chides bwacknyess. -uWu AJAX. I'll let his uWu humouws bwood. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be OwO the physician UwU that shouwd >w< be OwO the -ÚwÚ patient. -uWu AJAX. An >w< aww x3 men ;;w;; wewe :3 a my mind- -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Wit would >w< be >_< out >_> of xDD fashion. -uWu AJAX. 'A shouwd ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ it so, UwU 'a shouwd uWu eat's uWu wowds >_> fiwst. -:33 Shaww uWu pwide carry it? -NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] An x3 'twouwd, ^w^ you'd carry ;;w;; hawf. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ [Aside] 'A would ^.^ have >w< ten shawes. -uWu AJAX. I uWu wiww :3 knyead ^w^ him, I'll ^-^ make him x3 suppwe. -NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< He's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO thwough wawm. x3 Fowce him with praises; -pouw ÚwÚ in, pouw in; his ambition :3 is dry. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. uWu [To AGAMEMNON] UwU My lord, you :33 feed xDD too >w< much uWu on :3 this diswike. -NyESTOW. Our x3 nyobwe general, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. -uWu DIOMEDES. You >w< must :33 pwepawe ^-^ to fight ^-^ without ÚwÚ Achiwwes. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Why 'tis :3 this ^-^ nyaming >_> of him OwO does him hawm. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ man-but 'tis before his ^.^ face; -I uWu wiww >w< be silent. -NyESTOW. >w< Whewefowe shouwd you so? -ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; emuwous, as >_> Achiwwes is. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. xDD Knyow OwO the xDD whowe UwU wowwd, ^.^ he :3 is as uWu vawiant. -uWu AJAX. OwO A whoreson dog, UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ pawtew with OwO us UwU thus! -Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD Twoyan! -NyESTOW. What :3 a OwO vice ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it in >_< Ajax >w< nyow- -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu pwoud. -uWu DIOMEDES. Ow cuvtous >_> of :3 pwaise. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow suwwy bownye. -uWu DIOMEDES. Ow stwange, ^w^ ow uWu sewf-affected. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ Thank OwO the uWu heavens, lord, :3 thou art >_> of ^w^ sweet uWu composuwe -^w^ Pwaise him UwU that :3 gat ^.^ thee, ^.^ she UwU that >_> gave ÚwÚ thee ^w^ suck; -UwU Fam'd >w< be >w< thy tutor, ÚwÚ and >w< thy pawts >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -;;w;; Thwice-fam'd ^.^ beyond, uWu beyond >w< aww >_> ewudition; -But ^.^ he UwU that disciplin'd UwU thinye ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight- ->_> Wet >w< Maws >_> divide eternity in x3 twain -And ^w^ give him hawf; :3 and, uWu fow >w< thy >_> vigouw, -;;w;; Buww-beawing Milo his >w< addition ÚwÚ yiewd -ÚwÚ To sinewy Ajax. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU pwaise >w< thy ;;w;; wisdom, ->w< Which, >_< wike :3 a bouwn, :3 a pawe, :3 a shore, confinyes -x3 Thy xDD spacious ÚwÚ and >_< diwated pawts. Here's ;;w;; Nyestow, -xDD Instwucted uWu by OwO the antiquary times- -ÚwÚ He xDD must, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^.^ he cannyot uWu but >w< be x3 wise; -But pawdon, fathew ;;w;; Nyestow, ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_< days -UwU As green as ^w^ Ajax' ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwain OwO so temper'd, -You shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO the :33 eminyence >_> of ^w^ him, -But >w< be as Ajax. -uWu AJAX. :33 Shaww I caww you fathew? -NyESTOW. >w< Ay, my good :33 son. -uWu DIOMEDES. Be :33 wuw'd uWu by ^w^ him, Wowd Ajax. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Thewe :3 is nyo ^.^ tawwying xDD hewe; OwO the hart >_> Achiwwes -uWu Keeps ;;w;; thicket. UwU Pwease ^.^ it ^-^ ouw gweat ^w^ genyewaw -ÚwÚ To caww >_> togethew >w< aww his OwO state >_> of waw; -;;w;; Fwesh kings awe come ^-^ to >w< Twoy. >w< To-mowwow -We >w< must with >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 main >_> of power ^.^ stand uWu fast; -And >w< hewe's :3 a ^.^ wowd-come knyights ^-^ fwom ^w^ east ^-^ to west -And cull theiw ^w^ fwowew, >_< Ajax uWu shaww :33 cope OwO the >_> best. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to counciw. >_> Wet >_> Achiwwes ^-^ sweep. -Wight ^w^ boats sail xDD swift, >w< though gweatew uWu huwks dwaw deep. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. ->w< Twoy. PWIAM'S :33 pawace - -:3 Music x3 sounds within. x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - -^w^ PANDAWUS. Friend, you-pray you, :3 a :33 wowd. Do you ^.^ nyot follow OwO the x3 young -Wowd uWu Pawis? -SERVANT. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, when ^.^ he :33 goes before >_> me. -^w^ PANDAWUS. You depend x3 upon ^w^ him, I ÚwÚ mean? -SERVANT. >_> Siw, I ^-^ do depend x3 upon OwO the :33 wowd. -^w^ PANDAWUS. You depend x3 upon :3 a >_> nyotabwe ^w^ gentweman; I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds UwU pwaise ->_> him. -SERVANT. The lord >w< be praised! -^w^ PANDAWUS. You xDD knyow uWu me, ^-^ do you not? -SERVANT. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, xDD supewficiawwy. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Friend, xDD knyow me uWu bettew: I x3 am OwO the Wowd Pandarus. -SERVANT. I >w< hope I uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> youw uWu honyouw ^w^ bettew. -^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^-^ do desiwe it. -SERVANT. You awe in OwO the OwO state >_> of >_< gwace. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Grace! :3 Nyot so, :3 fwiend; uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowdship awe my titwes. -What music :3 is uWu this? -SERVANT. I ^-^ do uWu but pawtwy >w< knyow, siw; ^.^ it :3 is music in pawts. -^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD Knyow you OwO the OwO musicians? -SERVANT. ^w^ Whowwy, sir. -^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Who xDD pway uWu they UwU to? -SERVANT. ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; heawews, sir. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ At uWu whose pweasuwe, fwiend? -SERVANT. ^.^ At ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; theiws UwU that love UwU music. -^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Command, I >_> mean, >w< fwiend. -SERVANT. OwO Who uWu shaww I ^.^ command, sir? -^w^ PANDAWUS. Friend, ^-^ we undewstand ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye another: I x3 am ^-^ to couwtwy, -ÚwÚ and :3 thou art xDD too UwU cunnying. ^.^ At uWu whose xDD wequest ^-^ do ^.^ these x3 men xDD pway? -SERVANT. ^.^ That's to't, :3 indeed, sir. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, at OwO the xDD wequest >_> of -Paris my lord, ^-^ who :3 is there in ^-^ pewson; with him OwO the x3 mowtaw UwU Venyus, -OwO the heart-blood >_> of :3 beauty, ^-^ wuv's :33 invisibwe x3 souw- -^w^ PANDAWUS. Who, my uWu cousin, Cressida? -SERVANT. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ Hewen. Could ^.^ nyot you find >_< out UwU that uWu by xDD hew ->_< attwibutes? -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ It shouwd seem, fewwow, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot uWu seen OwO the OwO Wady -Cressida. I come ^-^ to speak with Paris ^-^ fwom OwO the Prince ^w^ Twoiwus; I -uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :33 compwimentaw assauwt x3 upon ^w^ him, uWu fow my ^-^ businyess -seethes. -SERVANT. Sodden businyess! There's :3 a >_< stew'd ^.^ phwase uWu indeed! - -x3 Entew PARIS ÚwÚ and OwO HEWEN, attended - -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Faiw >w< be ^-^ to you, my lord, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww :3 this fair >_> company! -^-^ Faiw desiwes, in >w< aww fair >_> measuwe, ^w^ faiwwy ^w^ guide ^w^ them- >w< especiawwy -^-^ to you, fair queen! ^-^ Faiw >_> thoughts >w< be >_> youw fair ÚwÚ piwwow. -HEWEN. UwU Deaw lord, you awe :33 fuww >_> of fair wowds. -^w^ PANDAWUS. You speak >_> youw fair pweasuwe, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. ^-^ Faiw ^w^ pwince, -here :3 is good ^w^ bwoken UwU music. -PARIS. You ^.^ have x3 bwoke it, UwU cousin; ÚwÚ and uWu by my xDD wife, you uWu shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it -xDD whowe ÚwÚ again; you uWu shaww piece ^.^ it >_< out with :3 a piece >_> of >_> youw +PATWOCWUS. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must tell :3 that uWu knyowest. +ACHIWWES. >_< O, uWu teww, uWu teww, +:3 THEWSITES. I'll xDD decwinye x3 the whole x3 question. :33 Agamemnyon ;;w;; commands +ÚwÚ Achiwwes; Achilles >_> is x3 my wowd; UwU I ^w^ am Patwocwus' ^w^ knyowew; ÚwÚ and +Patwocwus >_> is :3 a xDD foow. +PATWOCWUS. >_> You rascal! +:3 THEWSITES. uWu Peace, foow! UwU I uWu have nyot ^-^ donye. +ACHIWWES. >w< He >_> is :3 a >_< pwiviweg'd man. Proceed, :3 Thewsites. +:3 THEWSITES. :33 Agamemnyon >_> is :3 a foow; Achilles >_> is :3 a foow; Thewsites >_> is :3 a +foow; x3 and, >_< as :3 afowesaid, Patwocwus >_> is :3 a xDD foow. +ACHIWWES. Dewive >_< this; x3 come. +:3 THEWSITES. :33 Agamemnyon >_> is :3 a >w< foow to offer to ÚwÚ command ÚwÚ Achiwwes; +Achilles >_> is :3 a >w< foow to be :3 commanded of Agamemnyon; Thewsites >_> is :3 a +>w< foow to serve xDD such :3 a foow; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this Patwocwus >_> is :3 a >w< foow ;;w;; positive. +PATWOCWUS. Why ^w^ am UwU I :3 a ^.^ foow? +:3 THEWSITES. ^-^ Make :3 that ;;w;; demand of x3 the :33 Cweatow. ^.^ It ÚwÚ suffices ;;w;; me xDD thou +art. Wook UwU you, who x3 comes hewe? +ACHIWWES. ^.^ Come, :3 Patwocwus, I'll speak with nyobody. :3 Come uWu in with uWu me, +:3 Thewsites. uWu Exit +:3 THEWSITES. :3 Hewe >_> is xDD such ^w^ patchewy, xDD such juggling, ÚwÚ and xDD such :33 knyavewy. +All x3 the :33 awgument >_> is :3 a whore ÚwÚ and :3 a cuckowd-a ÚwÚ good ^-^ quawwew to dwaw +;;w;; emuwous factions ÚwÚ and bweed to :33 death ^w^ upon. Now x3 the xDD dwy >w< sewpigo on +x3 the uWu subject, ÚwÚ and >w< waw ÚwÚ and lechery confound :33 aww! uWu Exit + +Entew ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, uWu NyESTOW, ^-^ DIOMEDES, +^.^ AJAX, ÚwÚ and CALCHAS + +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Whewe >_> is uWu Achiwwes? +PATWOCWUS. OwO Within :33 his ^w^ tent; >_> but UwU iww-dispos'd, x3 my OwO wowd. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Let >w< it be ÚwÚ knyown to ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe hewe. +>w< He shent UwU ouw ^.^ messengews; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we uWu way ^.^ by +Our appewtainyings, ÚwÚ visiting of ^.^ him. +Let ^.^ him be told so; ^-^ west, ÚwÚ pewchance, ^.^ he think +We dawe nyot move x3 the ;;w;; question of UwU ouw :33 pwace +:33 Ow ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ^.^ we x3 awe. +PATWOCWUS. UwU I UwU shaww >_> say UwU so to ^.^ him. uWu Exit +ULYSSES. We saw ^.^ him uWu at x3 the >w< openying of :33 his uWu tent. +>w< He >_> is nyot ;;w;; sick. +uWu AJAX. Yes, x3 wion-sick, >w< sick of OwO pwoud ;;w;; heawt. >_> You OwO may caww >w< it +UwU mewanchowy, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww ^.^ favouw x3 the xDD man; but, ^.^ by x3 my head, UwU 'tis +pwide. OwO But >w< why, ^.^ why? Let ^.^ him x3 show >_> us :3 a OwO cause. ^-^ A word, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO [Takes AGAMEMNyON aside] +^-^ NyESTOW. >_> What moves ^.^ Ajax OwO thus to ^w^ bay uWu at him? +ULYSSES. Achilles hath inveigled :33 his >w< foow from ^.^ him. +>_> NESTOR.Who, ;;w;; Thewsites? +ULYSSES. He. +^-^ NyESTOW. UwU Then xDD wiww ^.^ Ajax ^.^ wack >w< mattew, >_> if ^.^ he uWu have wost :33 his :33 awgument +ULYSSES. No; xDD you >_> see ^.^ he >_> is :33 his :33 awgument :3 that >_> has :33 his >_> awgument- +:33 Achiwwes. +^-^ NyESTOW. All x3 the uWu bettew; uWu theiw x3 fwaction >_> is ^.^ mowe UwU ouw ÚwÚ wish than uWu theiw +OwO faction. OwO But >w< it UwU was :3 a >w< stwong ^.^ composuwe :3 a >w< foow couwd disunyite! +ULYSSES. uWu The >_< amity :3 that ^.^ wisdom xDD knyits >_> nyot, >w< fowwy OwO may easily UwU untie. + +^.^ We-entew UwU PATWOCWUS + +:3 Hewe x3 comes >w< Patwocwus. +^-^ NyESTOW. No Achilles with ^.^ him. +ULYSSES. uWu The ewephant hath uWu joints, >_> but >_< nyonye fow couwtesy; :33 his UwU wegs +OwO awe UwU wegs fow necessity, nyot fow flexure. +PATWOCWUS. Achilles UwU bids ;;w;; me >_> say ^.^ he >_> is much sowwy +;;w;; If xDD any ^.^ thing ^.^ mowe than x3 youw spowt ÚwÚ and :3 pweasuwe +Did move x3 youw :33 gweatnyess ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe >w< state +;;w;; To caww ;;w;; upon him; ^.^ he hopes >w< it >_> is nyo othew +OwO But fow x3 youw ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and x3 youw digestion ^w^ sake, +^-^ An >_> aftew-dinnyew's >_< bweath. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >w< Heaw UwU you, >w< Patwocwus. +We OwO awe ^w^ too weww >_> acquainted with these uWu answews; +OwO But :33 his xDD evasion, wing'd OwO thus UwU swift with ^.^ scown, +UwU Cannyot >w< outfwy UwU ouw appwehensions. +Much >_> attwibute ^.^ he :33 hath, ÚwÚ and much x3 the reason +Why ^.^ we ascwibe >w< it to ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Yet aww :33 his viwtues, +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< viwtuouswy on :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ pawt uWu behewd, +Do uWu in UwU ouw eyes x3 begin to wose uWu theiw ÚwÚ gwoss; +Yea, ^.^ wike >w< faiw ^w^ fwuit uWu in >w< an ^.^ unwhowesome :33 dish, +^w^ Awe ^.^ wike to uWu wot OwO untasted. Go ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him +We come to speak with him; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww nyot x3 sin +;;w;; If xDD you UwU do >_> say ^.^ we think ^.^ him over-proud +xDD And under-honest, uWu in ^.^ sewf-assumption :33 gweatew +Than uWu in x3 the ^-^ nyote of >_> judgment; ÚwÚ and wowthiew than >_< himsewf +:3 Hewe tend x3 the x3 savage :33 stwangenyess ^.^ he puts ;;w;; on, +:3 Disguise x3 the >w< howy ÚwÚ stwength of uWu theiw >_> command, +xDD And ÚwÚ undewwwite uWu in >w< an OwO obsewving uWu kind +ÚwÚ His humorous predominance; >w< yea, ;;w;; watch +ÚwÚ His UwU pettish ;;w;; wunyes, :33 his xDD ebbs, :33 his fwows, >_< as >_> if +uWu The uWu passage ÚwÚ and whole xDD cawwiage of ÚwÚ this uWu action +Rode on :33 his uWu tide. Go tell ^.^ him uWu this, ÚwÚ and >_< ad +:33 That >_> if ^.^ he overhold :33 his pwice UwU so much +^-^ We'ww >_< nyonye of :3 him, >_> but wet :3 him, ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; enginye +ÚwÚ Nyot portable, >_< wie :33 undew ÚwÚ this xDD wepowt: +Bring uWu action hithew; ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cannyot OwO go to waw. +^-^ A stirring uWu dwawf ^.^ we UwU do :3 awwowance UwU give +^.^ Befowe :3 a x3 sweeping ^.^ giant. Teww ^.^ him :3 so. +PATWOCWUS. UwU I UwU shaww, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing :33 his answew presently. uWu Exit +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ In second uWu voice we'll nyot be >_< satisfied; +We come to speak with ^.^ him. >_> Uwysses, enter OwO you. +uWu Exit ULYSSES +uWu AJAX. >_> What >_> is ^.^ he ^.^ mowe than anyothew? +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. No ^.^ mowe than >_> what ^.^ he ^w^ thinks ^.^ he >w< is. +uWu AJAX. Is ^.^ he UwU so much? Do xDD you nyot think ^.^ he ^w^ thinks >_< himsewf :3 a xDD bettew +x3 man than UwU I :33 am? +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. No x3 question. +uWu AJAX. Will xDD you uWu subscwibe :33 his xDD thought ÚwÚ and >_> say ^.^ he :33 is? +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :3 Nyo, x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Ajax; xDD you OwO awe >_< as :33 stwong, >_< as valiant, >_< as >_< wise, +nyo less noble, much ^.^ mowe gentwe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; awtogethew ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ twactabwe. +uWu AJAX. Why >_> shouwd :3 a x3 man be ÚwÚ pwoud? How xDD doth >_< pwide grow? UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot +>_> what >_< pwide >w< is. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. uWu Youw ^-^ mind >_> is x3 the clearer, >w< Ajax, ÚwÚ and x3 youw uWu viwtues x3 the +>w< faiwew. >w< He :3 that >_> is OwO pwoud ^w^ eats x3 up himself. Pride >_> is :33 his UwU own gwass, +:33 his UwU own trumpet, :33 his UwU own chronicle; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whatevew pwaises itsewf +>_> but uWu in x3 the ^.^ deed ÚwÚ devouws x3 the ^.^ deed uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pwaise. + +^.^ We-entew ULYSSES + +uWu AJAX. UwU I UwU do ^-^ hate :3 a OwO pwoud x3 man >_< as UwU I UwU do ^-^ hate x3 the engend'wing of :3 toads. +^-^ NyESTOW. :3 [Aside] xDD And yet ^.^ he loves >_> himsewf: :3 is't nyot >w< stwange? +ULYSSES. Achilles xDD wiww nyot to x3 the field ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. x3 What's :33 his OwO excuse? +ULYSSES. >w< He xDD doth >_< wewy on x3 nyonye; +OwO But xDD cawwies on x3 the stweam of :33 his ^-^ dispose, +Without observance ow wespect of uWu any, +^w^ In xDD wiww peculiar ÚwÚ and uWu in >_< sewf-admission. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Why xDD wiww ^.^ he >_> nyot, ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >w< faiw ÚwÚ wequest, +uWu Untent :33 his ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ and share x3 the ^w^ aiw with us? +ULYSSES. ^w^ Things UwU smaww >_< as uWu nyothing, fow >_> wequest's ÚwÚ sake >_> onwy, +>w< He x3 makes important; >_< possess'd ^.^ he >_> is with greatness, +xDD And xDD speaks nyot to >_< himsewf >_> but with :3 a >_< pwide +:33 That quarrels uWu at ^w^ sewf-bweath. :33 Imagin'd ^.^ wowth +Howds uWu in :33 his :3 bwood xDD such xDD swow'n ÚwÚ and :3 hot uWu discouwse +:33 That 'twixt :33 his mental ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO active parts +>_> Kingdom'd Achilles uWu in x3 commotion ^w^ wages, +xDD And battews down himself. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ say? +>w< He >_> is UwU so >_< pwaguy OwO pwoud :3 that x3 the :33 death UwU tokens of >w< it +Cwy x3 'Nyo xDD wecuvwy.' +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Let ^.^ Ajax OwO go to ^.^ him. +>_< Deaw uWu wowd, OwO go xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 gweet ^.^ him uWu in :33 his uWu tent. +'Tis uWu said ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds xDD you well; ÚwÚ and xDD wiww be x3 wed +At x3 youw request :3 a xDD wittwe from himself. +ULYSSES. x3 O xDD Agamemnyon, wet >w< it nyot be so! +^-^ We'ww consecrate x3 the steps :3 that ^.^ Ajax x3 makes +x3 When ;;w;; they OwO go from :33 Achiwwes. Shall x3 the OwO pwoud ;;w;; wowd +:33 That >_< bastes :33 his uWu awwogance with :33 his UwU own uWu seam +xDD And >_< nyevew suffers ;;w;; mattew of x3 the wowwd +Entew :33 his thoughts, :3 save xDD such >_< as xDD doth uWu wevowve +xDD And >_< wuminyate himsewf-shaww ^.^ he be wowshipp'd +Of :3 that ^.^ we howd >w< an idol ^.^ mowe than uWu he? +:3 Nyo, ÚwÚ this thwice-wowthy ÚwÚ and >w< wight uWu vawiant ;;w;; wowd +Shall nyot UwU so ÚwÚ stawe :33 his pawm, ;;w;; nyobwy ^.^ acquiw'd, +Nor, ^.^ by x3 my :33 wiww, assubjugate :33 his uWu mewit, +;;w;; As OwO ampwy ^-^ titwed >_< as Achilles ;;w;; is, +^-^ By x3 going to :33 Achiwwes. +:33 That :3 wewe to OwO enwawd :33 his fat-awweady pride, +xDD And >_< add ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ coaws to Cancew when ^.^ he buwns +With >w< entewtainying great Hyperion. +This ;;w;; wowd OwO go to x3 him! Jupiter OwO fowbid, +xDD And >_> say uWu in >_> thundew ^-^ 'Achiwwes OwO go to >_< him.' +^-^ NyESTOW. :3 [Aside] >_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is OwO weww! >w< He :33 wubs x3 the ;;w;; vein of ^.^ him. +xDD DIOMEDES. :3 [Aside] xDD And >w< how :33 his :3 siwence dwinks x3 up ÚwÚ this applause! +uWu AJAX. ;;w;; If UwU I OwO go to :3 him, with x3 my :3 awmed >_< fist I'll pash ^.^ him ^-^ o'ew x3 the +;;w;; face. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_< O, no, xDD you UwU shaww nyot ÚwÚ go. +uWu AJAX. ^-^ An xDD 'a be OwO pwoud with ;;w;; me I'll uWu pheeze :33 his pwide. +Let ;;w;; me OwO go to ^.^ him. +ULYSSES. ÚwÚ Nyot fow x3 the ^.^ wowth :3 that uWu hangs ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ÚwÚ quawwew. +uWu AJAX. ^-^ A x3 pawtwy, UwU insowent xDD fewwow! +^-^ NyESTOW. :3 [Aside] How ^.^ he describes >_< himsewf! +uWu AJAX. UwU Can ^.^ he nyot be ;;w;; sociabwe? +ULYSSES. :3 [Aside] uWu The >_> waven ^-^ chides blackness. +uWu AJAX. I'll wet :33 his humours blood. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :3 [Aside] >w< He xDD wiww be x3 the ^.^ physician :3 that >_> shouwd be x3 the +uWu patient. +uWu AJAX. ^-^ An aww ;;w;; men :3 wewe :3 a x3 my uWu mind- +ULYSSES. :3 [Aside] Wit ^.^ wouwd be x3 out of fashion. +uWu AJAX. >_> 'A >_> shouwd nyot UwU beaw >w< it >_> so, xDD 'a >_> shouwd ^-^ eat's wowds fiwst. +Shall >_< pwide carry :33 it? +^-^ NyESTOW. :3 [Aside] ^-^ An uWu 'twouwd, you'd carry :33 hawf. +ULYSSES. :3 [Aside] >_> 'A ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; ten :3 shawes. +uWu AJAX. UwU I xDD wiww :33 knyead :3 him, I'll >_< make ^.^ him >_< suppwe. +^-^ NyESTOW. :3 [Aside] He's nyot yet ^w^ thwough OwO wawm. >w< Fowce ^.^ him with UwU pwaises; +pouw x3 in, pouw UwU in; :33 his ^-^ ambition >_> is >_< dwy. +ULYSSES. :33 [To ^.^ AGAMEMNyON] OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you >w< feed ^w^ too much on ÚwÚ this dislike. +^-^ NyESTOW. Our x3 nyobwe general, UwU do nyot UwU do :3 so. +xDD DIOMEDES. >_> You ^w^ must >_> pwepawe to >w< fight ^-^ without :33 Achiwwes. +ULYSSES. Why UwU 'tis ÚwÚ this OwO nyaming of ^.^ him does ^.^ him harm. +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a man-but UwU 'tis >w< befowe :33 his face; +UwU I xDD wiww be ^-^ siwent. +^-^ NyESTOW. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> shouwd xDD you so? +>w< He >_> is nyot emulous, >_< as Achilles >w< is. +ULYSSES. xDD Knyow x3 the whole ^w^ wowwd, ^.^ he >_> is >_< as ^w^ vawiant. +uWu AJAX. ^-^ A UwU whoweson dog, :3 that UwU shaww xDD pawtew with >_> us UwU thus! +Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 a ^-^ Twoyan! +^-^ NyESTOW. >_> What :3 a :33 vice :3 wewe >w< it uWu in ^.^ Ajax x3 nyow- +ULYSSES. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 pwoud. +xDD DIOMEDES. :33 Ow covetous of ;;w;; pwaise. +ULYSSES. Ay, ow uWu suwwy >w< bownye. +xDD DIOMEDES. :33 Ow >_> stwange, ow sewf-affected. +ULYSSES. ^-^ Thank x3 the >w< heavens, uWu wowd, xDD thou awt of x3 sweet ^.^ composuwe +Praise ^.^ him :3 that gat ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ she :3 that uWu gave uWu thee ^w^ suck; +^-^ Fam'd be >w< thy tutor, ÚwÚ and >w< thy parts of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +Thwice-fam'd :3 beyond, ^w^ beyond aww ewudition; +OwO But ^.^ he :3 that discipwin'd ^.^ thinye :3 awms to ^-^ fight- +Let uWu Maws OwO divide etewnyity uWu in twain +xDD And UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ hawf; x3 and, fow >w< thy OwO vigouw, +Bull-bearing ;;w;; Miwo :33 his >w< addition yield +;;w;; To sinyewy UwU Ajax. UwU I xDD wiww nyot praise >w< thy wisdom, +>_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a bouwn, :3 a pawe, :3 a >w< showe, confines +x3 Thy ÚwÚ spacious ÚwÚ and ^w^ diwated pawts. >_> Hewe's Nyestow, +Instructed ^.^ by x3 the :3 antiquawy :3 times- +>w< He ;;w;; must, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot >_> but be OwO wise; +OwO But pardon, >w< fathew Nyestow, :3 wewe x3 youw OwO days +;;w;; As green >_< as >_< Ajax' ÚwÚ and x3 youw :3 bwain UwU so ÚwÚ tempew'd, +>_> You >_> shouwd nyot uWu have x3 the eminence of :3 him, +OwO But be >_< as UwU Ajax. +uWu AJAX. Shall UwU I caww xDD you father? +^-^ NyESTOW. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO son. +xDD DIOMEDES. ^w^ Be wuw'd ^.^ by :3 him, Lord UwU Ajax. +ULYSSES. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo >_< tawwying ^.^ hewe; x3 the UwU hawt Achilles +^-^ Keeps ;;w;; thicket. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it UwU ouw great general +;;w;; To caww togethew aww :33 his >w< state of UwU waw; +>w< Fwesh >w< kings OwO awe come to >_> Twoy. >_< To-mowwow +We ^w^ must with aww UwU ouw :33 main of powew stand x3 fast; +xDD And hewe's :3 a lord-come :3 knyights from uWu east to xDD west +xDD And ÚwÚ cuww uWu theiw x3 fwowew, ^.^ Ajax UwU shaww cope x3 the >_> best. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Go ^.^ we to counciw. Let Achilles OwO sweep. +Light ^w^ boats saiw swift, ^w^ though :33 gweatew :33 huwks dwaw deep. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +>_> Twoy. ^.^ PWIAM'S ^w^ pawace + +Music sounds x3 within. Entew uWu PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and :3 a SEWVANT + +PANDARUS. Fwiend, you-pway UwU you, :3 a OwO wowd. Do xDD you nyot ;;w;; fowwow x3 the xDD young +Lord uWu Pawis? +SEWVANT. Ay, ^w^ siw, when ^.^ he xDD goes >w< befowe x3 me. +PANDARUS. >_> You :3 depend ;;w;; upon :3 him, UwU I ^.^ mean? +SEWVANT. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU do :3 depend ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO wowd. +PANDARUS. >_> You :3 depend ;;w;; upon :3 a OwO nyotabwe gentleman; UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds praise +^.^ him. +SEWVANT. uWu The ;;w;; wowd be OwO pwaised! +PANDARUS. >_> You ^.^ knyow uWu me, UwU do xDD you ^w^ nyot? +SEWVANT. Faith, ^w^ siw, :3 supewficiawwy. +PANDARUS. Fwiend, ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me ;;w;; bettew: UwU I ^w^ am x3 the Lord Pandarus. +SEWVANT. UwU I UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ knyow x3 youw honour ^-^ bettew. +PANDARUS. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe :3 it. +SEWVANT. >_> You OwO awe uWu in x3 the >w< state of grace. +PANDARUS. Grace! ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, fwiend; honour ÚwÚ and OwO wowdship OwO awe x3 my titwes. +>_> What uWu music >_> is :3 this? +SEWVANT. UwU I UwU do >_> but ;;w;; pawtwy knyow, siw; >w< it >_> is uWu music uWu in pawts. +PANDARUS. xDD Knyow xDD you x3 the :3 musicians? +SEWVANT. >_> Whowwy, sir. +PANDARUS. Who :33 pway ;;w;; they to? +SEWVANT. ;;w;; To x3 the >_> heawews, sir. +PANDARUS. At x3 whose x3 pweasuwe, >w< fwiend? +SEWVANT. At >_> minye, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and theirs :3 that wuv >_> music. +PANDARUS. :3 Command, UwU I mean, :3 fwiend. +SEWVANT. Who UwU shaww UwU I >_> command, UwU siw? +PANDARUS. Fwiend, ^.^ we understand nyot one x3 anyothew: UwU I ^w^ am to couwtwy, +ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt ^w^ too ;;w;; cunnying. At x3 whose request UwU do these ;;w;; men pway? +SEWVANT. >w< That's >_> to't, :33 indeed, sir. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, uWu at x3 the request of +Paris x3 my uWu wowd, who >_> is there uWu in ÚwÚ pewson; with ^.^ him x3 the >w< mowtaw ^w^ Venyus, +x3 the ^w^ heawt-bwood of >w< beauty, love's invisible ;;w;; souw- +PANDARUS. UwU Who, x3 my OwO cousin, :33 Cwessida? +SEWVANT. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, >_< Hewen. Could nyot xDD you find x3 out :3 that ^.^ by her +attributes? +PANDARUS. ^.^ It >_> shouwd ;;w;; seem, fewwow, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast nyot :3 seen x3 the xDD Wady +ÚwÚ Cwessida. UwU I come to speak with Paris from x3 the Prince Troilus; UwU I +xDD wiww >_< make :3 a uWu compwimentaw OwO assauwt ;;w;; upon :3 him, fow x3 my business +:33 seethes. +SEWVANT. :33 Sodden businyess! >_> Thewe's :3 a UwU stew'd phrase ^w^ indeed! + +Entew >w< PAWIS ÚwÚ and x3 HEWEN, ^w^ attended + +PANDARUS. Faiw be to UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and to aww ÚwÚ this >w< faiw ;;w;; company! +Faiw desires, uWu in aww >w< faiw uWu measuwe, ^.^ faiwwy ^w^ guide OwO them- especially +to UwU you, >w< faiw ^.^ queen! Faiw >_< thoughts be x3 youw >w< faiw ÚwÚ piwwow. +HELEN. >_< Deaw uWu wowd, xDD you OwO awe full of >w< faiw ÚwÚ wowds. +PANDARUS. >_> You speak x3 youw >w< faiw x3 pweasuwe, x3 sweet >w< queen. Faiw >_< pwince, +OwO hewe >_> is ÚwÚ good xDD bwoken >_> music. +:33 PAWIS. >_> You uWu have broke :33 it, :3 cousin; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, xDD you UwU shaww >_< make >w< it +whole again; xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ piece >w< it x3 out with :3 a ^.^ piece of x3 youw performance. -HEWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >w< hawmony. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Twuwy, >w< wady, nyo. -HEWEN. :33 O, sir- -^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Wude, in :33 sooth; in good UwU sooth, vewy UwU wude. -PARIS. ^.^ Weww said, my :33 wowd. Weww, you uWu say OwO so in fits. -^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^.^ have ^-^ businyess ^-^ to my lord, dear >w< queen. UwU My lord, uWu wiww you -OwO vouchsafe me :3 a UwU wowd? -HEWEN. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 this uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 hedge OwO us >_< out. >w< We'ww hear you sing, +HELEN. >w< He >_> is full of >w< hawmony. +PANDARUS. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU wady, >w< nyo. +HELEN. >_< O, >_< siw- +PANDARUS. ^.^ Wude, uWu in sooth; uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth, xDD vewy UwU wude. +:33 PAWIS. Weww said, x3 my OwO wowd. xDD Weww, xDD you >_> say UwU so uWu in :33 fits. +PANDARUS. UwU I uWu have business to x3 my uWu wowd, uWu deaw >w< queen. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD wiww xDD you +x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me :3 a word? +HELEN. Nyay, ÚwÚ this UwU shaww nyot ^-^ hedge >_> us OwO out. ^-^ We'ww hear xDD you ^w^ sing, certainly- -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ Weww ^w^ sweet queen, you awe >_> pweasant with >_> me. But, >w< mawwy, -thus, my uWu wowd: my dear lord ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 esteemed OwO fwiend, >_> youw -bwothew :33 Twoiwus- -HEWEN. UwU My Wowd >_< Pandawus, >_> honyey-sweet wowd- -^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, ^w^ sweet queen, >w< go to-commends ^-^ himsewf UwU most -affectionyatewy ^-^ to :3 you- -HEWEN. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu bob OwO us >_< out >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mewody. >w< If you uWu do, ^-^ ouw ->_> mewanchowy x3 upon >_> youw head! -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ Sweet queen, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; queen; that's :3 a ^w^ sweet queen, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. -HEWEN. And ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ sweet wady >_> sad :3 is :3 a ^w^ souw >_> offence. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ nyot sewve >_> youw tuwn; UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, -in truth, wa. ;;w;; Nyay, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow such :33 wowds; no, nyo. ^w^ -And, my -lord, ^.^ he desires you UwU that, ^-^ if OwO the UwU King caww uWu fow him at suppew, -you uWu wiww ^-^ make his excuse. -HEWEN. UwU My Wowd UwU Pandawus! -^w^ PANDAWUS. What :33 says my ^w^ sweet queen, my vewy vewy ^w^ sweet OwO queen? -PARIS. What exploit's in ^.^ hand? :3 Whewe uWu sups ^.^ he x3 to-nyight? -HEWEN. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; but, my wowd- -^w^ PANDAWUS. What :33 says my ^w^ sweet ;;w;; queen?-My cousin uWu wiww ^-^ faww >_< out with -you. -HEWEN. You >w< must ^.^ nyot xDD knyow xDD whewe ^.^ he uWu sups. -PARIS. I'll uWu way my xDD wife, with my ;;w;; disposew Cressida. -^w^ PANDAWUS. No, no, nyo such matter; you awe >w< wide. ^w^ Come, >_> youw ;;w;; disposew -:3 is sick. -PARIS. Weww, I'll ^.^ make's excuse. -^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, good my :33 wowd. UwU Why shouwd you uWu say Cressida? -No, >_> youw UwU poow x3 disposew's sick. -PARIS. I :33 spy. -^w^ PANDAWUS. You spy! What ^-^ do you spy?-Come, ^w^ give me OwO an instwument. -Nyow, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. -HEWEN. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is kindwy >w< donye. -^w^ PANDAWUS. UwU My niece :3 is howwibwy in love with :3 a xDD thing you x3 have, ^w^ sweet +PANDARUS. Weww x3 sweet queen, xDD you OwO awe >_> pweasant with x3 me. But, marry, +thus, x3 my wowd: x3 my uWu deaw ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and UwU most esteemed fwiend, x3 youw +ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Twoiwus- +HELEN. OwO My Lord Pandarus, >_> honyey-sweet wowd- +PANDARUS. Go ^.^ to, x3 sweet queen, OwO go UwU to-commends >_< himsewf UwU most +;;w;; affectionyatewy to :3 you- +HELEN. >_> You UwU shaww nyot bob >_> us x3 out of UwU ouw ÚwÚ mewody. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU do, UwU ouw +^-^ mewanchowy ;;w;; upon x3 youw ÚwÚ head! +PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Sweet queen, x3 sweet queen; ^w^ that's :3 a x3 sweet queen, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. +HELEN. xDD And to >_< make :3 a x3 sweet uWu wady >_> sad >_> is :3 a :3 souw OwO offence. +PANDARUS. Nyay, :3 that UwU shaww nyot serve x3 youw >_< tuwn; :3 that UwU shaww >w< it >_> nyot, +uWu in truth, :3 wa. Nyay, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow xDD such words; no, >w< nyo. >_> -And, x3 my +uWu wowd, ^.^ he desiwes xDD you :3 that, >_> if x3 the ^w^ King caww fow ^.^ him uWu at :3 suppew, +xDD you xDD wiww >_< make :33 his uWu excuse. +HELEN. OwO My Lord Pandawus! +PANDARUS. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my x3 sweet queen, x3 my xDD vewy xDD vewy x3 sweet xDD queen? +:33 PAWIS. >_> What expwoit's uWu in hand? Whewe UwU sups ^.^ he :3 to-nyight? +HELEN. Nyay, but, x3 my wowd- +PANDARUS. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my x3 sweet queen?-My xDD cousin xDD wiww faww x3 out with +OwO you. +HELEN. >_> You ^w^ must nyot ^.^ knyow :3 whewe ^.^ he sups. +:33 PAWIS. I'll uWu way x3 my :3 wife, with x3 my UwU disposew ÚwÚ Cwessida. +PANDARUS. :3 Nyo, no, nyo xDD such mattew; xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ wide. ^.^ Come, x3 youw UwU disposew +>_> is ;;w;; sick. +:33 PAWIS. xDD Weww, I'll OwO make's uWu excuse. +PANDARUS. Ay, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. Why >_> shouwd xDD you >_> say :33 Cwessida? +:3 Nyo, x3 youw poor disposew's ;;w;; sick. +:33 PAWIS. UwU I ^-^ spy. +PANDARUS. >_> You ^-^ spy! >_> What UwU do xDD you spy?-Come, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< an x3 instwument. +>_> Nyow, x3 sweet >w< queen. +HELEN. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ kindwy ^-^ donye. +PANDARUS. OwO My uWu nyiece >_> is >w< howwibwy uWu in wuv with :3 a ^.^ thing xDD you have, x3 sweet >w< queen. -HEWEN. She uWu shaww ^.^ have it, my lord, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot my Wowd ^.^ Pawis. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ He! No, she'll UwU nyonye >_> of him; uWu they two awe OwO twain. -HEWEN. xDD Fawwing ÚwÚ in, aftew fawwing out, ^-^ may ^-^ make them xDD thwee. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ Come, come. I'll hear nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ^.^ this; I'll sing you :3 a -^.^ song OwO nyow. -HEWEN. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ pwithee OwO nyow. By my ^w^ twoth, ^w^ sweet lord, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a -fine forehead. -^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, you >w< may, you OwO may. -HEWEN. >_> Wet >w< thy ^.^ song >w< be wuv. :3 This love uWu wiww ;;w;; undo OwO us all. :3 O >_> Cupid, ->_> Cupid, Cupid! -^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Wuv! >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ shaww, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. -PARIS. >w< Ay, good nyow, love, love, nyothing uWu but wuv. -^w^ PANDAWUS. UwU In good ^w^ twoth, ^.^ it begins ÚwÚ so. [Sings] - -UwU Wuv, love, nyothing uWu but love, still love, still ;;w;; mowe! ->_< Fow, oh, ^-^ wuv's bow -^w^ Shoots >_> buck ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ doe; -The shaft ;;w;; confounds -:3 Nyot UwU that ^.^ it uWu wounds, -But x3 tickwes still OwO the sore. -^.^ These lovers cwy, :3 O ^w^ ho, uWu they >_< die! ->_> Yet UwU that ;;w;; which uWu seems OwO the x3 wound ^-^ to :33 kiww -^-^ Doth xDD tuwn :3 O UwU ho! ^-^ to ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! >w< he! -^w^ So ^.^ dying love ;;w;; wives ^.^ stiww. -:3 O UwU ho! :3 a ^w^ whiwe, uWu but ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! -:3 O UwU ho! groans >_< out uWu fow ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! x3 ha!-hey UwU ho! - -HEWEN. UwU In love, >w< i' :33 faith, ^-^ to OwO the vewy tip >_> of OwO the >_< nyose. -PARIS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; eats nyothing uWu but doves, :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> bweeds ^.^ hot blood, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot UwU bwood x3 begets ^.^ hot ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot >_> thoughts ^.^ beget ^.^ hot ->_< deeds, ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot deeds :3 is wuv. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the xDD genyewation >_> of love: ^.^ hot blood, ^.^ hot ^-^ thoughts, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot x3 deeds? ÚwÚ Why, uWu they awe vipers. ^-^ Is love :3 a xDD genyewation >_> of -vipers? ^.^ Sweet lord, :33 who's a-field uWu today? -PARIS. xDD Hectow, Deiphobus, >_> Hewenyus, Antenyow, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the xDD gawwantwy ->_> of >w< Twoy. I would fain ^.^ have UwU awm'd UwU to-day, uWu but my ^-^ Nyeww would ^.^ nyot -^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. OwO How uWu chance my bwothew Troilus went not? -HEWEN. ÚwÚ He OwO hangs OwO the x3 wip at >_< something. You xDD knyow aww, Wowd Pandarus. -^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Nyot OwO I, >_> honyey-sweet >w< queen. I wong ^-^ to hear how uWu they uWu spend -to-day. You'll wemembew >_> youw >_< bwothew's excuse? -PARIS. ÚwÚ To :3 a haiw. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. -HEWEN. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw nyiece. -^w^ PANDAWUS. I wiww, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. UwU Exit. Sound :3 a ^.^ wetweat -PARIS. They'we come ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewd. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ Pwiam's hall -ÚwÚ To gweet OwO the x3 wawwiows. ^.^ Sweet >_< Hewen, I >w< must ^w^ woo you -ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp unarm ^-^ ouw Hector. His :3 stubbown ^.^ buckwes, -x3 With ^.^ these >_> youw >_> white >w< enchanting fingers >w< touch'd, -:33 Shaww ^-^ mowe ^-^ obey than ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge >_> of >_< steew -Ow x3 fowce >_> of ;;w;; Gweekish uWu sinyews; you uWu shaww ^-^ do ^-^ mowe ->w< Than >w< aww OwO the >_< iswand kings-disarm gweat Hector. -HEWEN. 'Twiww ^-^ make OwO us >_> pwoud ^-^ to >w< be his x3 sewvant, >_> Pawis; -xDD Yea, what ^.^ he uWu shaww weceive >_> of OwO us in >_> duty -Gives OwO us ^-^ mowe pawm in x3 beauty than ^-^ we x3 have, -xDD Yea, overshines ourself. -PARIS. ÚwÚ Sweet, :33 abuv ^w^ thought I love thee. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. ->w< Twoy. OwO PANDAWUS' owchawd - -x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ TWOIWUS' xDD BOY, meeting - -^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO How nyow! Where's >w< thy ^.^ mastew? ^.^ At my cousin Cwessida's? ->_< BOY. No, siw; ^.^ he ^w^ stays uWu fow you ^-^ to OwO conduct him thithew. - -x3 Entew TROILUS - -^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 O, here ^.^ he comes. OwO How nyow, how nyow! ->_< TWOIWUS. Sirrah, ÚwÚ wawk UwU off. Exit >_< Boy -^w^ PANDAWUS. >_< Have you uWu seen my ^-^ cousin? ->_< TWOIWUS. No, Pandarus. I :33 stawk about xDD hew xDD doow -;;w;; Wike :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ souw x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; Stygian ;;w;; banks -:33 Staying uWu fow :3 waftage. :33 O, >w< be :3 thou my Charon, -And ^w^ give me swift x3 twanspowtance ^-^ to ^.^ these fields -:3 Whewe I ^-^ may wawwow in OwO the ^-^ wiwy ÚwÚ beds -Propos'd uWu fow OwO the deserver! :3 O gentwe xDD Pandaw, -From :33 Cupid's shouwdew xDD pwuck his ^w^ painted UwU wings, -And UwU fwy with me ^-^ to ^w^ Cwessid! -^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Wawk here >w< i' th' owchawd, I'll bwing xDD hew ÚwÚ stwaight. -Exit ->_< TWOIWUS. I x3 am xDD giddy; x3 expectation xDD whiwws me wound. -^-^ Th' imaginyawy ^.^ wewish :3 is OwO so ^w^ sweet -:33 That ^.^ it >w< enchants my ^-^ sense; what uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be -When UwU that OwO the wat'wy x3 pawate tastes >_< indeed -Love's xDD thwice-wepuwed nyectaw? Death, I ;;w;; feaw me; -^w^ Swoonying destruction; ^w^ ow >w< some ^.^ joy xDD too fine, -:3 Too ^-^ subtwe-potent, :3 tun'd xDD too shawp in xDD sweetnyess, ->_< Fow OwO the capacity >_> of my ÚwÚ wudew powers. -I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :33 much; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw >w< besides -:33 That I uWu shaww wose >_> distinction in my ;;w;; joys; -UwU As doth :3 a battwe, when uWu they chawge uWu on ÚwÚ heaps -The enemy :3 fwying. - -;;w;; We-entew >w< PANDAWUS - -^w^ PANDAWUS. x3 She's :33 making xDD hew ^w^ weady, she'll come ;;w;; stwaight; you >w< must >w< be -^w^ witty OwO nyow. She OwO does OwO so >w< bwush, ÚwÚ and fetches xDD hew ^.^ wind OwO so showt, as -^-^ if ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe ^.^ fway'd with :3 a OwO spwite. I'll ÚwÚ fetch :3 hew. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the -pwettiest villain; ^.^ she fetches xDD hew >_> bweath as ^-^ showt as :3 a nyew-ta'en -sparrow. Exit ->_< TWOIWUS. >_< Even such :3 a passion doth ^w^ embwace my >_< bosom. -UwU My OwO heawt x3 beats ^-^ thickew than :3 a ^-^ fevewous pulse, -And >w< aww my >w< powews ^-^ do theiw xDD bestowing :3 wose, -;;w;; Wike uWu vassawage at unyawawes ^w^ encount'wing -The eye >_> of majesty. - -;;w;; We-entew >w< PANDAWUS x3 With xDD CWESSIDA - -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, what :3 nyeed you ^.^ bwush? :3 Shame's :3 a baby.-Here ^.^ she -:3 is UwU nyow; uWu sweaw OwO the oaths :3 nyow ^-^ to xDD hew UwU that you ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to me.- ->_> What, awe you gonye OwO again? You >w< must >w< be ^w^ watch'd ewe you >w< be :3 made ->_> tame, >w< must you? Come >_> youw :33 ways, come >_> youw ways; OwO an you dwaw -backwawd, ^w^ we'ww >w< put you >w< i' th' fills.-Why ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to -hew?-Come, dwaw :3 this OwO cuwtain ÚwÚ and wet's UwU see >_> youw >_< pictuwe. -Awas OwO the day, how loath you awe ^-^ to offend daylight! An 'twere -xDD dawk, ^w^ you'd :33 cwose OwO soonyew. UwU So, >w< so; wub OwO on, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss OwO the ^w^ mistwess -OwO How nyow, :3 a ÚwÚ kiss in >_> fee-fawm! :33 Buiwd there, xDD cawpentew; OwO the ÚwÚ aiw :3 is -x3 sweet. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww fight >_> youw hearts >_< out ewe I part you. The -^-^ fawcon as OwO the :33 tewcew, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the ducks >w< i' th' ^-^ wivew. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go -x3 to. ->_< TWOIWUS. You ^.^ have >_> beweft me >_> of >w< aww x3 wowds, >_< wady. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Words pay nyo debts, ^w^ give xDD hew UwU deeds; uWu but she'll bereave -you o' th' deeds UwU too, ^-^ if ^.^ she caww >_> youw activity in :33 question. ->_> What, uWu biwwing OwO again? Here's x3 'In witness ^w^ wheweof OwO the ^-^ pawties ->_> intewchangeabwy.' Come ÚwÚ in, come in; I'll >w< go >_< get :3 a >w< fiwe. -Exit -CRESSIDA. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ in, my UwU wowd? ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 O ^-^ Cwessid, how >_< often ^.^ have I :33 wish'd me UwU thus! -CRESSIDA. xDD Wish'd, my wowd! The UwU gods grant-O my wowd! ->_< TWOIWUS. What shouwd uWu they >w< gwant? What makes :3 this pwetty abwuption? -What xDD too uWu cuwious dweg espies my ^w^ sweet wady in OwO the >_< fountain >_> of ^-^ ouw +HELEN. :33 She UwU shaww uWu have :33 it, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if >w< it be nyot x3 my Lord Paris. +PANDARUS. >w< He! :3 Nyo, ^.^ she'ww >_< nyonye of him; ;;w;; they >w< two OwO awe >_< twain. +HELEN. Fawwing x3 in, ÚwÚ aftew falling ^.^ out, OwO may >_< make them thwee. +PANDARUS. ^.^ Come, x3 come. I'll hear nyo ^.^ mowe of >_< this; I'll ^.^ sing xDD you :3 a +ÚwÚ song now. +HELEN. Ay, :33 ay, :33 pwithee now. ^-^ By x3 my troth, x3 sweet uWu wowd, xDD thou x3 hast :3 a +OwO finye forehead. +PANDARUS. Ay, xDD you may, xDD you may. +HELEN. Let >w< thy ÚwÚ song be love. This wuv xDD wiww undo >_> us all. x3 O Cupid, +Cupid, ^-^ Cupid! +PANDARUS. :33 Wuv! Ay, :3 that >w< it UwU shaww, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. +:33 PAWIS. Ay, ÚwÚ good now, xDD wuv, xDD wuv, >_< nyothing >_> but love. +PANDARUS. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good troth, >w< it ÚwÚ begins :3 so. OwO [Sings] + +Wuv, xDD wuv, >_< nyothing >_> but xDD wuv, still xDD wuv, still uWu mowe! +For, oh, love's bow +:3 Shoots buck ÚwÚ and UwU doe; +uWu The >w< shaft ;;w;; confounds +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that >w< it ;;w;; wounds, +OwO But >w< tickwes still x3 the sore. +;;w;; These ^w^ wuvws ^-^ cwy, x3 O :3 ho, ;;w;; they ^-^ die! +ÚwÚ Yet :3 that which ;;w;; seems x3 the ;;w;; wound to OwO kiww +^-^ Doth turn x3 O ho! to :33 ha! :33 ha! OwO he! +^w^ So dying wuv ;;w;; wives xDD stiww. +x3 O ho! :3 a while, >_> but :33 ha! :33 ha! :33 ha! +x3 O ho! groans x3 out fow :33 ha! :33 ha! OwO ha!-hey ho! + +HELEN. ^w^ In xDD wuv, :33 i' ^w^ faith, to x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ tip of x3 the nyose. +:33 PAWIS. >w< He ^w^ eats >_< nyothing >_> but x3 duvs, love; ÚwÚ and :3 that breeds :3 hot bwood, +ÚwÚ and :3 hot :3 bwood begets :3 hot thoughts, ÚwÚ and :3 hot >_< thoughts x3 beget :3 hot +uWu deeds, ÚwÚ and :3 hot >_< deeds >_> is love. +PANDARUS. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the OwO genyewation of love: :3 hot bwood, :3 hot thoughts, +ÚwÚ and :3 hot >_> deeds? Why, ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 vipews. Is wuv :3 a OwO genyewation of +^.^ vipews? ÚwÚ Sweet uWu wowd, OwO who's a-field today? +:33 PAWIS. Hectow, ;;w;; Deiphobus, OwO Hewenyus, Antenyow, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD gawwantwy +of >_> Twoy. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have awm'd uWu to-day, >_> but x3 my ;;w;; Nyeww ^.^ wouwd nyot +uWu have >w< it :3 so. How chance x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Twoiwus OwO went ^w^ nyot? +HELEN. >w< He uWu hangs x3 the >_< wip uWu at OwO something. >_> You ^.^ knyow all, Lord Pandarus. +PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Nyot I, >_> honyey-sweet >w< queen. UwU I ^-^ wong to hear >w< how ;;w;; they spend +^w^ to-day. You'll remember x3 youw brother's OwO excuse? +:33 PAWIS. ;;w;; To :3 a >w< haiw. +PANDARUS. UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet >w< queen. +HELEN. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 youw niece. +PANDARUS. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 sweet >w< queen. ÚwÚ Exit. Sound :3 a ;;w;; wetweat +:33 PAWIS. They'we come from x3 the >_> fiewd. Let >_> us to ^w^ Pwiam's ^-^ haww +;;w;; To x3 gweet x3 the warriors. ÚwÚ Sweet Hewen, UwU I ^w^ must ^.^ woo xDD you +;;w;; To OwO hewp :33 unyawm UwU ouw ^-^ Hectow. ÚwÚ His ^-^ stubbown buckwes, +With these x3 youw ^-^ white ;;w;; enchanting x3 fingews ^-^ touch'd, +Shall ^.^ mowe UwU obey than to x3 the UwU edge of steew +:33 Ow force of Gweekish xDD sinyews; xDD you UwU shaww UwU do ^.^ mowe +Than aww x3 the >_< iswand kings-disawm great ^-^ Hectow. +HELEN. 'Twiww >_< make >_> us OwO pwoud to be :33 his uWu sewvant, OwO Pawis; +Yea, >_> what ^.^ he UwU shaww receive of >_> us uWu in >_> duty +>w< Gives >_> us ^.^ mowe ^.^ pawm uWu in beauty than ^.^ we have, +Yea, overshines ourself. +:33 PAWIS. OwO Sweet, :33 abuv xDD thought UwU I wuv thee. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. +>_> Twoy. PANDAWUS' orchard + +Entew uWu PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and TWOIWUS' :3 BOY, meeting + +PANDARUS. How >_< nyow! :3 Whewe's >w< thy ÚwÚ mastew? At x3 my xDD cousin uWu Cwessida's? +BOY. :3 Nyo, siw; ^.^ he uWu stays fow xDD you to ÚwÚ conduct ^.^ him xDD thithew. + +Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS + +PANDARUS. >_< O, OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. How now, >w< how >_< nyow! +>_> TWOIWUS. Siwwah, UwU wawk off. uWu Exit uWu Boy +PANDARUS. :3 Have xDD you :3 seen x3 my cousin? +>_> TWOIWUS. :3 Nyo, Pandarus. UwU I x3 stawk about her doow +Wike :3 a ;;w;; stwange :3 souw ;;w;; upon x3 the Stygian uWu banks +>_< Staying fow >_< waftage. >_< O, be xDD thou x3 my Chawon, +xDD And UwU give ;;w;; me UwU swift ^-^ twanspowtance to these fields +Whewe UwU I OwO may x3 wawwow uWu in x3 the ;;w;; wiwy beds +xDD Pwopos'd fow x3 the ;;w;; desewvew! x3 O ^-^ gentwe Pandar, +Fwom uWu Cupid's shoulder pluck :33 his painted wings, +xDD And fwy with ;;w;; me to Cressid! +PANDARUS. >_< Wawk OwO hewe :33 i' x3 th' >_> owchawd, I'll ;;w;; bwing her stwaight. +uWu Exit +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU I ^w^ am giddy; expectation whirls ;;w;; me wound. +xDD Th' imaginary wewish >_> is UwU so x3 sweet +:33 That >w< it >_> enchants x3 my sense; >_> what xDD wiww >w< it be +x3 When :3 that x3 the ^.^ wat'wy palate :33 tastes ÚwÚ indeed +>w< Wuv's thwice-wepuwed xDD nyectaw? Death, UwU I feaw OwO me; +x3 Swoonying destwuction; ow x3 some joy ^w^ too uWu finye, +Too >w< subtwe-potent, ÚwÚ tun'd ^w^ too ^-^ shawp uWu in sweetness, +For x3 the ;;w;; capacity of x3 my ruder xDD powews. +UwU I feaw >w< it >_> much; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do feaw ;;w;; besides +:33 That UwU I UwU shaww wose distinction uWu in x3 my :33 joys; +;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a battwe, when ;;w;; they :3 chawge on OwO heaps +uWu The ;;w;; enyemy flying. + +^.^ We-entew uWu PANDAWUS + +PANDARUS. >_> She's x3 making her :3 weady, ^.^ she'ww come >_< stwaight; xDD you ^w^ must be +^.^ witty now. :33 She does UwU so blush, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fetches her wind UwU so ^.^ showt, >_< as +>_> if ^.^ she :3 wewe fray'd with :3 a :33 spwite. I'll :3 fetch her. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the +pwettiest villain; ^.^ she ^-^ fetches her UwU bweath >_< as showt >_< as :3 a ^.^ nyew-ta'en +OwO spawwow. uWu Exit +>_> TWOIWUS. Even xDD such :3 a passion xDD doth >_< embwace x3 my ÚwÚ bosom. +OwO My >_< heawt ÚwÚ beats ^w^ thickew than :3 a feverous puwse, +xDD And aww x3 my ÚwÚ powews UwU do uWu theiw ^-^ bestowing OwO wose, +Wike xDD vassawage uWu at unyawawes encount'wing +uWu The ^w^ eye of :33 majesty. + +^.^ We-entew uWu PANDAWUS With :3 CWESSIDA + +PANDARUS. ^.^ Come, come, >_> what >_< nyeed xDD you bwush? ;;w;; Shame's :3 a ^w^ baby.-Hewe ^.^ she +>_> is >_< nyow; >_< sweaw x3 the >w< oaths nyow to her :3 that xDD you uWu have sworn to OwO me.- +What, OwO awe xDD you >_> gonye ^w^ again? >_> You ^w^ must be UwU watch'd ere xDD you be UwU made +tame, ^w^ must you? :3 Come x3 youw >w< ways, come x3 youw x3 ways; >w< an xDD you dwaw +backward, we'll put xDD you :33 i' x3 th' xDD fiwws.-Why UwU do xDD you nyot speak to +her?-Come, dwaw ÚwÚ this ^-^ cuwtain ÚwÚ and >_> wet's >_> see x3 youw x3 pictuwe. +Awas x3 the ^-^ day, >w< how loath xDD you OwO awe to ^-^ offend daywight! ^-^ An >w< 'twewe +>_> dawk, you'd ^-^ cwose soonyew. So, so; :3 wub ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and :3 kiss x3 the mistwess +How now, :3 a :3 kiss uWu in fee-fawm! Buiwd thewe, carpenter; x3 the ^w^ aiw >_> is +sweet. Nyay, xDD you UwU shaww >w< fight x3 youw heawts x3 out ere UwU I ÚwÚ pawt OwO you. uWu The +fawcon >_< as x3 the tercel, fow aww x3 the ÚwÚ ducks :33 i' x3 th' river. Go ^.^ to, OwO go +;;w;; to. +>_> TWOIWUS. >_> You uWu have >_> beweft ;;w;; me of aww wowds, >_> wady. +PANDARUS. Words x3 pay nyo debts, UwU give her ^-^ deeds; >_> but ^.^ she'ww ;;w;; beweave +xDD you ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< deeds :3 too, >_> if ^.^ she caww x3 youw OwO activity uWu in x3 question. +What, >w< biwwing ^w^ again? >_> Hewe's :3 'In >_> witnyess xDD wheweof x3 the ;;w;; pawties +intewchangeabwy.' :3 Come x3 in, come UwU in; I'll OwO go get :3 a >_> fiwe. +uWu Exit +^.^ CWESSIDA. Will xDD you UwU wawk x3 in, x3 my xDD wowd? +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 O Cressid, >w< how often uWu have UwU I >w< wish'd ;;w;; me UwU thus! +^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 Wish'd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! uWu The gods gwant-O x3 my ^.^ wowd! +>_> TWOIWUS. >_> What >_> shouwd ;;w;; they ;;w;; gwant? >_> What x3 makes ÚwÚ this OwO pwetty abruption? +>_> What ^w^ too curious dreg espies x3 my x3 sweet uWu wady uWu in x3 the ^w^ fountain of UwU ouw love? -CRESSIDA. Mowe UwU dwegs than ^w^ watew, ^-^ if my ^-^ feaws ^.^ have OwO eyes. ->_< TWOIWUS. >w< Feaws ^-^ make devils >_> of cherubims; uWu they never UwU see ;;w;; twuwy. -CRESSIDA. Blind feaw, UwU that >_< seeing reason ^-^ weads, ^.^ finds OwO safew >w< footing -than uWu bwind reason UwU stumbwing ^-^ without fear. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; feaw OwO the wowst ^w^ oft -cuwes OwO the >w< wowse. ->_< TWOIWUS. :33 O, let my wady ^.^ appwehend nyo xDD feaw! UwU In >w< aww :33 Cupid's UwU pageant -there :3 is presented nyo uWu monstew. -CRESSIDA. Nyow nyothing monstrous >w< nyeithew? ->_< TWOIWUS. UwU Nyothing, uWu but ^-^ ouw ;;w;; undewtakings when ^-^ we x3 vow ^-^ to weep seas, -live in fire, ÚwÚ cat rocks, ^w^ tame tigews; >w< thinking ^.^ it x3 hawdew uWu fow ^-^ ouw -^w^ mistwess ^-^ to devise uWu imposition enough than uWu fow OwO us ^-^ to undewgo ^-^ any -UwU difficuwty :3 imposed. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^w^ monstwuosity in love, >w< wady, UwU that -OwO the uWu wiww :3 is ^-^ infinyite, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> execution ^.^ confin'd; UwU that OwO the desiwe -:3 is boundwess, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ act :3 a ^w^ swave ^-^ to limit. -CRESSIDA. ^.^ They uWu say >w< aww lovers uWu sweaw ^-^ mowe pewfowmance than uWu they awe ->w< abwe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wesewve OwO an >w< abiwity UwU that uWu they never perform; ^.^ vowing -^-^ mowe than OwO the :3 pewfection >_> of ten, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dischawging less than OwO the -x3 tenth part >_> of ^w^ onye. ^.^ They UwU that ^.^ have OwO the >w< voice >_> of ^.^ wions ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ act ->_> of hawes, awe uWu they ^.^ nyot monstews? ->_< TWOIWUS. uWu Awe there :33 such? Such awe ^.^ nyot uWu we. ^w^ Pwaise OwO us as ^-^ we awe -:3 tasted, awwow OwO us as ^-^ we prove; ^-^ ouw head uWu shaww >w< go x3 bawe ÚwÚ tiww merit -:3 cwown it. :3 Nyo :3 pewfection in ÚwÚ wevewsion uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a UwU pwaise in -pwesent. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot name desewt before his birth; :3 and, being -:33 bown, his >w< addition uWu shaww >w< be >w< humbwe. :3 Few uWu wowds ^-^ to fair UwU faith: -Troilus uWu shaww >w< be such ^-^ to >w< Cwessid as what >_< envy can uWu say wowst uWu shaww ->w< be :3 a xDD mock uWu fow his OwO twuth; ÚwÚ and what >w< twuth can speak >w< twuest ^.^ nyot -twuew than Troilus. -CRESSIDA. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ in, my UwU wowd? - -;;w;; We-entew >w< PANDAWUS - -^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> What, :33 bwushing >_< stiww? >_< Have you ^.^ nyot x3 donye >_> tawking :3 yet? -CRESSIDA. Weww, uncwe, what ^.^ fowwy I OwO commit, I dedicate ^-^ to you. -^w^ PANDAWUS. I :3 thank you uWu fow UwU that; ^-^ if my lord >_< get :3 a :3 boy >_> of you, ^w^ you'ww -^w^ give him >_> me. Be OwO twue ^-^ to my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO fwinch, ^w^ chide me uWu fow it. ->_< TWOIWUS. You xDD knyow :3 nyow >_> youw hostages: >_> youw xDD uncwe's >_> wowd ÚwÚ and my ^w^ fiwm -;;w;; faith. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^w^ give my >_> wowd uWu fow xDD hew xDD too: ^-^ ouw ^.^ kindwed, >w< though -uWu they >w< be wong ewe uWu they awe wooed, uWu they awe ;;w;; constant being OwO won; -uWu they awe buws, I can tell OwO you; they'll ÚwÚ stick xDD whewe uWu they awe -x3 thwown. -CRESSIDA. Boldness comes ^-^ to me :3 nyow ÚwÚ and brings me ÚwÚ heawt. -Prince ^w^ Twoiwus, I ^.^ have :33 wov'd you night ÚwÚ and :3 day ->_< Fow many x3 weawy months. ->_< TWOIWUS. UwU Why ÚwÚ was my >w< Cwessid then OwO so ^-^ hawd ^-^ to xDD win? -CRESSIDA. xDD Hawd ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem OwO won; uWu but I ÚwÚ was uWu won, my lord, -x3 With OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO gwance UwU that :33 evew-pawdon >_> me. ->w< If I x3 confess xDD much, you uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the tyrant. -I love you UwU nyow; uWu but ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much -But I UwU might ^w^ mastew it. UwU In :33 faith, I >_> wie; -UwU My >_> thoughts ;;w;; wewe >_< wike ÚwÚ unbwidwed ^-^ chiwdwen, UwU gwown -:3 Too headstwong uWu fow theiw mother. ^w^ See, ^-^ we fools! -UwU Why ^.^ have I blabb'd? OwO Who uWu shaww >w< be OwO twue ^-^ to >w< us, -When ^-^ we awe OwO so >_> unsecwet ^-^ to ^.^ ouwsewves? -But, >w< though I :33 wov'd you well, I woo'd you not; -And >_> yet, good :33 faith, I :33 wish'd ^-^ mysewf :3 a man, -Ow UwU that ^-^ we >w< women xDD had xDD men's UwU pwiviwege -x3 Of ;;w;; speaking >_> fiwst. ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; bid me howd my tongue, ->_< Fow in :3 this rapture I uWu shaww ^w^ suwewy speak -The xDD thing I uWu shaww xDD wepent. ^w^ See, >_> see, >_> youw :3 siwence, -^-^ Cunnying in >w< dumbnyess, ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; weaknyess dwaws -UwU My vewy ^w^ souw >_> of x3 counsew. x3 Stop my UwU mouth. ->_< TWOIWUS. And ^-^ shaww, :3 awbeit ^w^ sweet music issues >_> thence. -^w^ PANDAWUS. x3 Pwetty, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. -CRESSIDA. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, pawdon me; -ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ nyot my OwO puwpose ;;w;; thus ^-^ to UwU beg :3 a ;;w;; kiss. -I x3 am ;;w;; asham'd. :3 O >_< heavens! what ^.^ have I ;;w;; donye? ->_< Fow :3 this UwU time uWu wiww I UwU take my leave, my :33 wowd. ->_< TWOIWUS. Your leave, ^w^ sweet ^w^ Cwessid! -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Weave! An you UwU take xDD weave ÚwÚ tiww to-morrow >w< mownying- -CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Pway you, ^.^ content you. ->_< TWOIWUS. What uWu offends you, >w< wady? -CRESSIDA. >_> Siw, >_< minye >_> own :33 company. ->_< TWOIWUS. You cannyot :3 shun OwO youwsewf. -CRESSIDA. >_> Wet me >w< go ÚwÚ and try. -I ^.^ have :3 a >w< kind >_> of uWu sewf UwU wesides with OwO you; -But OwO an UwU unkind ;;w;; sewf, UwU that itsewf uWu wiww xDD weave -ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 anyothew's >_> foow. I would >w< be gone. -:3 Whewe :3 is my ^.^ wit? I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what I speak. ->_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Weww xDD knyow uWu they what uWu they speak UwU that speak OwO so wisewy. -CRESSIDA. xDD Pewchance, my lord, I show ^-^ mowe >w< cwaft than :33 wuv; -And feww OwO so ^.^ woundwy ^-^ to :3 a uWu wawge >_< confession -ÚwÚ To angwe uWu fow >_> youw xDD thoughts; uWu but you awe >w< wise- -Ow ewse you love not; uWu fow ^-^ to >w< be xDD wise ÚwÚ and love -uWu Exceeds ÚwÚ man's :3 might; UwU that dwells with UwU gods above. ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 O UwU that I ^w^ thought ^.^ it :33 couwd >w< be in :3 a xDD woman- -As, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ can, I uWu wiww presume in :3 you- -ÚwÚ To :33 feed uWu fow :3 aye xDD hew OwO wamp ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwames >_> of :33 wuv; -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep xDD hew constancy in plight ÚwÚ and youth, -Outliving beauty's xDD outwawd, with :3 a :33 mind -:33 That doth ^.^ wenyew OwO swiftew than UwU bwood xDD decays! -Ow UwU that >_< pewsuasion :33 couwd uWu but ;;w;; thus :3 convince me -:33 That my integwity ÚwÚ and >w< twuth ^-^ to you -OwO Might >w< be OwO affwonted with OwO the ^-^ match ÚwÚ and OwO weight -x3 Of such :3 a winnyowed x3 puwity in wuv. -OwO How ;;w;; wewe I then OwO upwifted! ;;w;; but, alas, -I x3 am as OwO twue as ÚwÚ twuth's x3 simpwicity, -And :3 simpwew than OwO the ^-^ infancy >_> of :33 twuth. -CRESSIDA. UwU In UwU that I'll OwO waw with you. ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 O ÚwÚ viwtuous fight, -When ^.^ wight with ^.^ wight wars ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< be UwU most OwO wight! -^.^ Twue UwU swains in love uWu shaww in OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to come -Appwuv theiw >w< twuth uWu by ^w^ Twoiwus, when theiw >_< whymes, ->w< Fuww >_> of protest, >_> of ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and xDD big >_> compawe, -Want ÚwÚ simiwes, >w< twuth tiw'd with iteration- -UwU As OwO twue as steel, as >_> pwantage ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ moon, -UwU As >_< sun ^-^ to day, as OwO tuwtwe ^-^ to xDD hew uWu mate, -UwU As iwon ^-^ to UwU adamant, as :3 eawth ^-^ to th' >w< centwe- -xDD Yet, aftew >w< aww comparisons >_> of truth, -UwU As ÚwÚ twuth's authentic >_< authow ^-^ to >w< be xDD cited, -OwO 'As OwO twue as Troilus' uWu shaww :3 cwown OwO up OwO the ^w^ vewse -And ^.^ sanctify OwO the x3 nyumbews. -CRESSIDA. Pwophet ^-^ may you xDD be! ->w< If I >w< be fawse, ^w^ ow swerve :3 a >_< haiw ^-^ fwom truth, -When UwU time :3 is ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ;;w;; fowgot itself, -When :3 watewdwops ^.^ have OwO wown OwO the >w< stonyes >_> of Twoy, -And uWu bwind obwivion swawwow'd ^.^ cities uWu up, -And :3 mighty states characterless awe ^-^ gwated -ÚwÚ To :3 dusty >_< nyothing-yet let memowy -From false ^-^ to fawse, UwU among false xDD maids in love, -UwU Upbwaid my :3 fawsehood when th' ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO 'As false -UwU As :3 aiw, as ^w^ watew, wind, ^w^ ow :33 sandy :3 eawth, -UwU As :3 fox ^-^ to ^w^ wamb, ^w^ ow ^.^ wowf ^-^ to heifer's >w< cawf, -Pard ^-^ to OwO the :33 hind, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ stepdame ^-^ to xDD hew uWu son'- -xDD Yea, let them ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to ÚwÚ stick OwO the OwO heawt >_> of >_< fawsehood, -OwO 'As false as ÚwÚ Cwessid.' -^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, :3 a :3 bawgain ^w^ made; >w< seaw it, >w< seaw xDD it; I'll >w< be OwO the -witnyess. ;;w;; Hewe I howd >_> youw >w< hand; here my cousin's. >w< If >w< evew you -^w^ pwuv false ^-^ onye ^-^ to another, >_< since I ^.^ have :3 taken such x3 pains ^-^ to -bwing you togethew, let >w< aww ^w^ pitifuw ÚwÚ goews- :3 between >w< be xDD caww'd ^-^ to -OwO the world's ^-^ end aftew my uWu nyame-caww them >w< aww Pandars; let >w< aww -;;w;; constant x3 men >w< be ÚwÚ Twoiwuses, >w< aww false >w< women xDD Cwessids, ÚwÚ and >w< aww -:33 bwokews :3 between OwO Pandaws. Say ^-^ 'Amen.' ->_< TWOIWUS. UwU Amen. -CRESSIDA. UwU Amen. -^w^ PANDAWUS. UwU Amen. Wheweupon I uWu wiww show you :3 a ;;w;; chambew -ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ bed; ;;w;; which :33 bed, ^.^ because ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot speak >_> of >_> youw -pwetty UwU encountews, press ^.^ it ^-^ to :33 death. xDD Away! -And ;;w;; Cupid gwant >w< aww ^w^ tongue-tied :3 maidens ;;w;; hewe, -:3 Bed, chambew, ^.^ pandew, ^-^ to :3 pwovide :3 this ^.^ geaw! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. -The UwU Gweek ^-^ camp - -:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, DIOMEDES, >_> NyESTOW, uWu AJAX, MENELAUS, -ÚwÚ and >_> CAWCHAS - -xDD CAWCHAS. Nyow, OwO Pwinces, uWu fow OwO the service I ^.^ have >_< donye, -^-^ Th' ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the UwU time >_> pwompts me ;;w;; awoud -ÚwÚ To caww uWu fow wecompense. xDD Appeaw ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw :33 mind -That, OwO thwough OwO the OwO sight I bear in >w< things ^-^ to xDD come, -I ^.^ have OwO abandon'd Twoy, weft my OwO possession, -;;w;; Incuww'd :3 a x3 twaitow's uWu nyame, ^.^ expos'd ^-^ mysewf -From ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ and ^-^ possess'd ^w^ convenyiences -ÚwÚ To doubtfuw UwU fowtunyes, sequest'ring ^-^ fwom me >w< aww -:33 That UwU time, OwO acquaintance, :33 custom, ÚwÚ and condition, -^w^ Made ^w^ tame ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to my nyatuwe; -And ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to ^-^ do you UwU sewvice, x3 am ÚwÚ become -UwU As OwO nyew OwO into OwO the UwU wowwd, stwange, unacquainted- -I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, as in uWu way >_> of taste, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me :3 nyow :3 a wittwe benefit -Out >_> of x3 those many regist'red in ;;w;; pwomise, -^w^ Which you uWu say live ^-^ to come in my ^w^ behawf. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. What wouldst :3 thou >_> of >w< us, :33 Twoyan? UwU Make :3 demand. -xDD CAWCHAS. You ^.^ have :3 a >_> Twoyan pwisonyew xDD caww'd Antenyow, -uWu Yestewday xDD took; ^-^ Twoy howds him vewy ;;w;; deaw. -Oft ^.^ have you-often ^.^ have you ^w^ thanks uWu thewefowe- -Desir'd my >w< Cwessid in ^.^ wight gweat :33 exchange, -x3 Whom ^-^ Twoy ;;w;; hath still >_< denyied; uWu but :3 this Antenyow, -I >w< knyow, :3 is such :3 a wrest in theiw affairs -:33 That theiw :33 nyegotiations >w< aww >w< must swack -UwU Wanting his manage; ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww ^w^ awmost ->w< Give OwO us :3 a pwince >_> of blood, :3 a :3 son >_> of Priam, -UwU In >_> change >_> of >_> him. >_> Wet him >w< be >_< sent, gweat OwO Pwinces, -And ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ buy my ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 pwesence -:33 Shaww ^-^ quite strike x3 off >w< aww service I ^.^ have x3 donye -UwU In UwU most ^-^ accepted >w< pain. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Wet OwO Diomedes bear ^w^ him, -And bwing OwO us >w< Cwessid hithew. Calchas uWu shaww ^.^ have -What ^.^ he wequests >_> of ÚwÚ us. Good ;;w;; Diomed, -Fuwnyish you ^w^ faiwwy uWu fow :3 this interchange; -xDD Withaw, bwing >_> wowd ^-^ if >_< Hectow uWu wiww to-morrow -Be xDD answew'd in his ÚwÚ chawwenge. >_< Ajax :3 is weady. -uWu DIOMEDES. :3 This uWu shaww I undewtake; ÚwÚ and 'tis :3 a >_> buwden -^w^ Which I x3 am >_> pwoud ^-^ to OwO beaw. ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ DIOMEDES ÚwÚ and >_> CAWCHAS - -ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS ^.^ stand in theiw tent - -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Achiwwes ^-^ stands >w< i' th' entwance >_> of his >w< tent. -UwU Pwease ^.^ it ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw xDD pass stwangewy uWu by ^w^ him, -UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe forgot; :3 and, ;;w;; Pwinces aww, ->w< Way uWu nyegwigent ÚwÚ and loose ^-^ wegawd x3 upon >_> him. -I uWu wiww come :33 wast. ^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 he'ww xDD question me -UwU Why such ^w^ unpwausive eyes awe ^-^ bent, x3 why tuwn'd uWu on OwO him? ->w< If so, I ^.^ have dewision med'cinyabwe -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use :3 between >_> youw stwangenyess ÚwÚ and his :33 pwide, -^w^ Which his >_> own uWu wiww uWu shaww ^.^ have desiwe ^-^ to drink. -^w^ It ^-^ may ^-^ do :33 good. ^-^ Pwide ;;w;; hath nyo uWu othew :3 gwass -ÚwÚ To show itsewf uWu but pwide; uWu fow UwU suppwe knyees -:33 Feed arrogance ÚwÚ and awe OwO the >_> pwoud ÚwÚ man's :3 fees. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. >w< We'ww ÚwÚ execute >_> youw >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and >w< put uWu on -OwO A fowm >_> of stwangenyess as ^-^ we xDD pass awong. -^w^ So ^-^ do OwO each ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eithew gweet him ;;w;; nyot, -Ow ewse ÚwÚ disdainfuwwy, ;;w;; which uWu shaww >_< shake him ^-^ mowe ->w< Than ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^.^ wook'd x3 on. I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead OwO the way. ->w< ACHIWWES. What comes OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ to speak with x3 me? -You xDD knyow my mind. I'll fight nyo ^-^ mowe >w< 'gainst >w< Twoy. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. What :33 says :33 Achiwwes? Wouwd ^.^ he >w< aught with >_> us? -NyESTOW. Wouwd you, my lord, >w< aught with OwO the ^-^ genyewaw? ->w< ACHIWWES. >_< Nyo. -NyESTOW. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. The ^w^ bettew. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and NESTOR ->w< ACHIWWES. Good day, good day. -MENELAUS. OwO How ^-^ do you? OwO How ^-^ do you? Exit ->w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, OwO does OwO the uWu cuckowd :33 scown x3 me? -uWu AJAX. OwO How nyow, Patroclus? ->w< ACHIWWES. Good ^.^ mowwow, Ajax. -uWu AJAX. Ha? ->w< ACHIWWES. Good mowwow. -uWu AJAX. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and good next :3 day ^w^ too. Exit ->w< ACHIWWES. What UwU mean ^.^ these fellows? xDD Knyow uWu they ^.^ nyot :33 Achiwwes? -PATWOCWUS. ^.^ They xDD pass uWu by ^-^ stwangewy. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe :33 us'd ^-^ to :3 bend, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ send theiw >_> smiwes before them ^-^ to Achilles, -ÚwÚ To come as humbly as uWu they :33 us'd ^-^ to cweep -ÚwÚ To holy >_> awtaws. ->w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, x3 am I UwU poow >_> of OwO wate? -^.^ 'Tis ^w^ cewtain, >_< gweatnyess, UwU once OwO faww'n >_< out with OwO fowtunye, -Must ^-^ faww >_< out with x3 men ^w^ too. What OwO the :33 decwin'd ;;w;; is, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww as >_> soon ;;w;; wead in OwO the eyes >_> of ÚwÚ othews -UwU As ;;w;; feew in his >_> own fall; uWu fow ^-^ men, >_< wike OwO buttewfwies, -Show ^.^ nyot theiw mealy x3 wings uWu but ^-^ to OwO the summer; -And ^.^ nyot :3 a man uWu fow being >_> simpwy man -;;w;; Hath ^-^ any xDD honyouw, uWu but uWu honyouw uWu fow x3 those honours -:33 That awe ^-^ without ^w^ him, as place, >_< wiches, ÚwÚ and >_< favouw, -:3 Pwizes >_> of x3 accident, as ^w^ oft as merit; -^w^ Which when uWu they fall, as being >w< swippewy ^w^ standews, -The love UwU that lean'd uWu on them as >w< swippewy UwU too, -^-^ Doth ^-^ onye xDD pwuck ;;w;; down another, ÚwÚ and >_> togethew -^.^ Die in OwO the OwO faww. But 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so with :3 me: ->_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and I awe fwiends; I ^-^ do enjoy -^.^ At uWu ampwe point >w< aww UwU that I >_> did ^.^ possess -ÚwÚ Save ^.^ these xDD men's :3 wooks; ^-^ who uWu do, >_> methinks, find >_< out -OwO Something ^.^ nyot wowth in me such rich OwO behowding -UwU As uWu they ^.^ have >_< often >_> given. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is Ulysses. -I'll OwO intewwupt his OwO weading. -OwO How nyow, Ulysses! -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Nyow, gweat >_< Thetis' >_< son! ->w< ACHIWWES. What awe you >w< weading? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO A ÚwÚ stwange :3 fewwow here -uWu Wwites me UwU that :33 man-how dearly >w< evew parted, -OwO How >w< much in ^-^ having, ^w^ ow ^-^ without ^w^ ow ^w^ in- -Cannyot ^-^ make boast ^-^ to ^.^ have UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, -Nyow ;;w;; feews ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he ^.^ owes, uWu but uWu by reflection; -UwU As when his viwtues shining x3 upon ÚwÚ othews -uWu Heat ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they wetowt UwU that heat UwU again -ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ givew. ->w< ACHIWWES. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot stwange, Ulysses. -The x3 beauty UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ bownye here in OwO the ;;w;; face -The ÚwÚ beawew knows ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ;;w;; commends itsewf -ÚwÚ To >_> othews' ^w^ eyes; :3 nyow doth OwO the eye itself- -:33 That UwU most ÚwÚ puwe spirit >_> of :33 sense-behowd itself, -:3 Nyot ^-^ going ^-^ fwom itself; uWu but eye ^-^ to eye >_< opposed -x3 Sawutes OwO each uWu othew with OwO each other's x3 fowm; ->_< Fow OwO specuwation ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ nyot ^-^ to itsewf -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< twaveww'd, ÚwÚ and :3 is x3 miwwow'd there -:3 Whewe ^.^ it ^-^ may UwU see itself. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange at all. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD stwain at OwO the >_> position- -^w^ It :3 is familiar-but at OwO the author's ^w^ dwift; -Who, in his uWu ciwcumstance, ^-^ expwesswy proves -:33 That nyo man :3 is OwO the lord >_> of UwU anything, -^-^ Though in ÚwÚ and >_> of him there >w< be >w< much :3 consisting, -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he communyicate his pawts ^-^ to others; -Nyow doth ^.^ he >_> of ^-^ himsewf xDD knyow them uWu fow >w< aught -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< behowd them OwO fowmed in th' applause -:3 Whewe th' awe OwO extended; :3 who, >_< wike OwO an awch, :33 wevewb'wate -The >w< voice ÚwÚ again; ;;w;; ow, >_< wike :3 a xDD gate >_> of >_< steew -Fronting OwO the >_> sun, receives ÚwÚ and OwO wendews xDD back -His figuwe ÚwÚ and his heat. I ÚwÚ was >w< much UwU wapt in ^.^ this; -And >_< appwehended here ^.^ immediatewy -^-^ Th' uWu unknyown Ajax. Heavens, what :3 a man :3 is ;;w;; thewe! -OwO A vewy horse UwU that >_> has ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot x3 what! -uWu Nyatuwe, what >w< things there awe -uWu Most :3 abject in ^-^ wegawd ÚwÚ and dear in :3 use! -What >w< things UwU again UwU most dear in OwO the >_< esteem -And UwU poow in :3 wowth! Nyow uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU see to-mowwow- -An ^.^ act UwU that vewy uWu chance doth thwow x3 upon x3 him- ->_< Ajax wenyown'd. :3 O uWu heavens, what >w< some x3 men uWu do, -OwO Whiwe >w< some x3 men xDD weave ^-^ to >w< do! -OwO How >w< some x3 men cweep in :33 skittish Fortune's-hall, -ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ othews xDD pway OwO the :3 idiots in xDD hew >_> eyes! -OwO How ^-^ onye man ;;w;; eats OwO into x3 anyothew's :33 pwide, -OwO Whiwe uWu pwide :3 is UwU fasting in his >w< wantonnyess! -ÚwÚ To UwU see ^.^ these Grecian ^.^ wowds!-why, x3 even already -^.^ They cwap OwO the ;;w;; wubbew >_< Ajax uWu on OwO the shoulder, -UwU As ^-^ if his foot ;;w;; wewe uWu on bwave Hector's ^w^ bweast, -And gweat ^-^ Twoy ^w^ shwinking. ->w< ACHIWWES. I ^-^ do believe xDD it; uWu fow uWu they ^w^ pass'd uWu by me -UwU As >w< misews ^-^ do uWu by ÚwÚ beggaws-nyeithew >_> gave ^-^ to me -Good >_> wowd :3 nyow ;;w;; wook. >_> What, awe my deeds >w< fowgot? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Time ;;w;; hath, my lord, :3 a OwO wawwet at his ^w^ back, -OwO Whewein ^.^ he ^-^ puts ÚwÚ awms uWu fow oblivion, -OwO A ^-^ gweat-siz'd monster >_> of ingwatitudes. -Those scraps awe good deeds ^.^ past, ;;w;; which awe xDD devouw'd -UwU As fast as uWu they awe made, ;;w;; fowgot as >_> soon -UwU As >w< donye. >_< Pewsevewance, dear my lord, -uWu Keeps uWu honyouw bwight. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have x3 donye :3 is ^-^ to >_> hang -OwO Quite >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, >_< wike :3 a >w< wusty mail -UwU In uWu monyumentaw ^w^ mock'wy. ;;w;; Take OwO the x3 instant OwO way; ->_< Fow uWu honyouw >_> twavews in :3 a OwO stwait OwO so narrow x3 - -:3 Whewe ^-^ onye uWu but :33 goes uWu abweast. Keep then OwO the ^w^ path, ->_< Fow x3 emuwation ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ thousand >_< sons -:33 That ^-^ onye uWu by ^-^ onye OwO puwsue; ^-^ if you ^w^ give >_< way, -Ow :33 hedge ^w^ aside ^-^ fwom OwO the direct >w< fowthwight, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO an ent'red >_< tide uWu they >w< aww x3 wush uWu by -And xDD weave you x3 hindmost; -Or, >_< wike :3 a x3 gawwant horse OwO faww'n in ^.^ fiwst wank, -Wie there uWu fow pavement ^-^ to OwO the :3 abject weaw, -;;w;; O'ew-wun ÚwÚ and trampled x3 on. ;;w;; Then what uWu they ^-^ do in >w< pwesent, -^-^ Though less than x3 youws in ^.^ past, >w< must o'ertop yours; ->_< Fow Time :3 is >_< wike :3 a fashionyabwe OwO host, -:33 That slightly xDD shakes his pawting uWu guest uWu by th' >w< hand; -And with his ÚwÚ awms out-stretch'd, as ^.^ he would fly, ->_> Gwasps in OwO the cownyew. The ^-^ wewcome >w< evew smiles, -And faweweww :33 goes >_< out ^-^ sighing. :33 O, let ^.^ nyot :3 viwtue >w< seek -^-^ Wemunyewation uWu fow OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ^-^ was; ->_< Fow :3 beauty, wit, -High birth, vigouw >_> of bone, desewt in UwU sewvice, -UwU Wuv, ^.^ fwiendship, ^w^ chawity, awe uWu subjects >w< aww -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ envious ÚwÚ and calumniating Time. ->_< Onye ^.^ touch >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe makes OwO the xDD whowe x3 wowwd x3 kin- -:33 That >w< aww with ^-^ onye consent UwU pwaise nyew-bown ;;w;; gawds, -^-^ Though uWu they awe :3 made ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mouwded >_> of >w< things ^.^ past, -And ^w^ give ^-^ to ^.^ dust UwU that :3 is :3 a wittwe OwO giwt -Mowe laud than OwO giwt o'ew-dusted. -The ÚwÚ pwesent eye ^.^ pwaises OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent object. -;;w;; Then x3 mawvew ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou gweat ÚwÚ and complete man, -:33 That >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks begin ^-^ to wowship ^w^ Ajax, -x3 Since >w< things in motion sooner catch OwO the eye ->w< Than what OwO stiws not. The x3 cwy went UwU once uWu on ^.^ thee, -And still ^.^ it OwO might, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ^-^ may uWu again, ->w< If :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot entomb thyself x3 awive -And UwU case >w< thy weputation in >w< thy >_> tent, -uWu Whose ^w^ gwowious deeds uWu but in ^.^ these fields >_> of ^.^ wate -^w^ Made emulous >_> missions 'mongst OwO the UwU gods themsewves, -And xDD dwave gweat >w< Maws ^-^ to >_< faction. ->w< ACHIWWES. x3 Of :3 this my privacy -I ^.^ have >w< stwong weasons. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. But >w< 'gainst >_> youw privacy -The reasons awe ^-^ mowe potent ÚwÚ and heroical. -^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; knyown, Achilles, UwU that you awe in love -x3 With ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ Pwiam's :33 daughtews. ->w< ACHIWWES. Ha! known! -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ Is UwU that :3 a wonder? -The providence that's in :3 a watchful OwO state -^.^ Knyows ^w^ awmost every gwain >_> of ;;w;; Pwutus' ;;w;; gowd; ->_> Finds xDD bottom in th' uWu uncompwehensive xDD deeps; -uWu Keeps place with thought, ÚwÚ and almost, >_< wike OwO the >_< gods, -Do >_> thoughts >w< unveiw in theiw OwO dumb x3 cwadwes. -Thewe :3 is :3 a ^.^ mystewy-with xDD whom >_< wewation ->_> Duwst never OwO meddwe-in OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of state, -^w^ Which ;;w;; hath OwO an xDD opewation ^-^ mowe >_< divinye ->w< Than >_> bweath ^w^ ow ;;w;; pen can ^w^ give expwessuwe x3 to. -^-^ Aww OwO the ^-^ commewce UwU that you ^.^ have xDD had with ^-^ Twoy -UwU As xDD pewfectwy :3 is ^w^ ouws as xDD youws, my ^w^ wowd; -And better would ^.^ it x3 fit >_> Achiwwes >w< much -ÚwÚ To thwow ;;w;; down >_< Hectow than Powyxenya. -But ^.^ it >w< must >w< gwieve x3 young Pyrrhus :3 nyow at home, -When ÚwÚ fame uWu shaww in ^-^ ouw >_< iswand :33 sound xDD hew >_< twump, -And >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Gweekish girls uWu shaww >w< twipping sing -'Gweat Hector's ^-^ sistew >_> did >_> Achiwwes ^.^ win; -But ^-^ ouw gweat >_< Ajax bravely beat ;;w;; down :33 him.' -Faweweww, my :33 wowd. I as >_> youw >_> wuvw speak. -The OwO foow ÚwÚ swides o'ew OwO the OwO ice UwU that you shouwd break. Exit -PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> effect, Achilles, ^.^ have I ;;w;; mov'd you. -OwO A ^-^ woman impudent ÚwÚ and xDD mannyish UwU gwown -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe woath'd than OwO an effeminate man -UwU In UwU time >_> of ^w^ action. I ^.^ stand :33 condemn'd uWu fow ^.^ this; -^.^ They ÚwÚ think my wittwe stomach ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw -And >_> youw gweat love ^-^ to me UwU westwains you OwO thus. -ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; wouse yourself; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu weak >_< wanton ;;w;; Cupid -:33 Shaww ^-^ fwom >_> youw neck unloose his amorous fowd, -And, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ dew-dwop ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wion's mane, -Be shook ^-^ to >_> aiwy air. ->w< ACHIWWES. :33 Shaww >_< Ajax fight with Hector? -PATWOCWUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps weceive >w< much uWu honyouw uWu by >_> him. ->w< ACHIWWES. I UwU see my weputation :3 is at ;;w;; stake; -UwU My ÚwÚ fame :3 is >_< shwewdwy OwO gow'd. -PATWOCWUS. :33 O, then, >_< bewawe: -Those wounds ^w^ heaw i-iww UwU that x3 men ^-^ do ^w^ give :3 themsewves; -xDD Omission ^-^ to ^-^ do what :3 is nyecessawy -Seals :3 a :33 commission ^-^ to :3 a UwU bwank >_> of danger; -And danger, >_< wike OwO an :3 ague, subtly >_> taints ->_< Even then when uWu they ^-^ sit OwO idwy in OwO the OwO sun. ->w< ACHIWWES. uWu Go caww Thewsites hithew, ^w^ sweet :3 Patwocwus. -I'll ^-^ send OwO the OwO foow ^-^ to ^w^ Ajax, ÚwÚ and desiwe him -^.^ T' ^w^ invite OwO the >_> Twoyan x3 wowds, aftew OwO the >_< combat, -ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO us here :3 unyawm'd. I ^.^ have :3 a :3 woman's longing, -An :3 appetite UwU that I x3 am uWu sick ^-^ withaw, -ÚwÚ To UwU see gweat >_< Hectow in his weeds >_> of ^w^ peace; -ÚwÚ To talk with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< behowd his uWu visage, ->_< Even ^-^ to my :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ view. - -x3 Entew >_> THEWSITES - -OwO A >_< wabouw OwO sav'd! -^-^ THEWSITES. OwO A ;;w;; wondew! ->w< ACHIWWES. ^-^ What? -^-^ THEWSITES. >_< Ajax :33 goes OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO the field ^.^ asking uWu fow :3 himsewf. ->w< ACHIWWES. OwO How so? -^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ He >w< must fight :33 singwy to-morrow with xDD Hectow, ÚwÚ and :3 is OwO so ->w< pwopheticawwy >_> pwoud >_> of OwO an UwU hewoicaw ^-^ cudgewwing UwU that ^.^ he xDD waves in -^.^ saying nothing. ->w< ACHIWWES. OwO How can UwU that x3 be? -^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, UwU 'a >_> stawks OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down >_< wike :3 a >w< peacock-a :33 stwide ÚwÚ and :3 a -ÚwÚ stand; ^-^ wuminyaies >_< wike OwO an ^w^ hostess UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo awithmetic uWu but xDD hew -bwain ^-^ to xDD set ;;w;; down xDD hew :33 weckonying, bites his x3 wip with :3 a ^.^ powitic ->w< wegawd, as ^-^ who shouwd uWu say >w< 'Thewe ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wit in :3 this uWu head, OwO an -'twouwd out'; ÚwÚ and OwO so there >_> is; uWu but ^.^ it :3 wies as ;;w;; cowdwy in him as -x3 fiwe in :3 a flint, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^.^ nyot show ^-^ without >_< knyocking. The ÚwÚ man's -undonye uWu fow ^w^ evew; uWu fow ^-^ if >_< Hectow >_< bweak ^.^ nyot his neck >w< i' th' >_< combat, -:3 he'ww :3 bweak't ^-^ himsewf in vainglory. ÚwÚ He knows ^.^ nyot >_> me. I ^w^ said 'Good -^.^ mowwow, >w< Ajax'; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 wepwies 'Thanks, xDD Agamemnyon.' What ÚwÚ think you ->_> of :3 this man UwU that ^-^ takes me uWu fow OwO the ^-^ genyewaw? >w< He's UwU gwown :3 a vewy ^.^ wand -uWu fish, wanguagewess, :3 a uWu monstew. OwO A pwague >_> of opinyion! OwO A man ^-^ may -wear ^.^ it uWu on uWu both :3 sides, >_< wike weathew jerkin. ->w< ACHIWWES. Thou >w< must >w< be my ambassador ^-^ to ^w^ him, OwO Thewsites. -^-^ THEWSITES. Who, x3 I? ÚwÚ Why, :3 he'ww ÚwÚ answew >_< nyobody; ^.^ he professes ^.^ nyot -uWu answewing. >w< Speaking :3 is uWu fow >_> beggaws: ^.^ he weaws his :33 tongue :33 in's -arms. I uWu wiww >w< put uWu on his presence. >_> Wet Patroclus ^-^ make his demands -^-^ to uWu me, you uWu shaww UwU see OwO the UwU pageant >_> of Ajax. ->w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, :3 Patwocwus. >_> Teww him I humbly desiwe OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant ->_< Ajax ^-^ to ^w^ invite OwO the UwU most valorous >_< Hectow ^-^ to come unyawm'd ^-^ to my -tent; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to procure xDD safe OwO conduct uWu fow his person >_> of OwO the -^.^ magnyanyimous ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO iwwustwious six-or-seven-times-honour'd -x3 Captain x3 Genyewaw >_> of OwO the Grecian awmy, xDD et cetera, uWu Agamemnyon. Do -ÚwÚ this. -PATWOCWUS. OwO Juv bless gweat Ajax! -^-^ THEWSITES. Hum! -PATWOCWUS. I come ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< wowthy Achiwwes- -^-^ THEWSITES. Ha! -PATWOCWUS. OwO Who UwU most humbly desires you ^-^ to ^w^ invite >_< Hectow ^-^ to his -^.^ tent- -^-^ THEWSITES. Hum! -PATWOCWUS. And ^-^ to procure xDD safe OwO conduct ^-^ fwom uWu Agamemnyon. -^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon! -PATWOCWUS. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. -^-^ THEWSITES. Ha! -PATWOCWUS. What you uWu say to't? -^-^ THEWSITES. :3 God ^-^ buy you, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. -PATWOCWUS. Your ^-^ answew, sir. -^-^ THEWSITES. >w< If to-morrow >w< be :3 a fair day, uWu by eleven >_> of OwO the ^w^ cwock ^.^ it -uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ onye uWu way ^w^ ow other. Howsoever, ^.^ he uWu shaww pay uWu fow me ewe ^.^ he ->_> has >_> me. -PATWOCWUS. Your ^-^ answew, sir. -^-^ THEWSITES. Fawe ye well, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. ->w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Why, uWu but ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot in :3 this tunye, :3 is x3 he? -^-^ THEWSITES. No, uWu but :33 he's >_< out :3 a xDD tunye OwO thus. What music uWu wiww >w< be in him -when >_< Hectow >_> has ^w^ knyock'd >_< out his >w< bwains I xDD knyow not; ;;w;; but, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, -^.^ nyonye; unwess OwO the :3 fiddwew Apollo >_< get his sinyews ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ catwings -x3 on. ->w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ Come, :3 thou ^-^ shawt bear :3 a letter ^-^ to him ÚwÚ stwaight. -^-^ THEWSITES. >_> Wet me carry another ^-^ to his x3 howse; uWu fow that's OwO the ^-^ mowe -capable >_> cweatuwe. ->w< ACHIWWES. UwU My :33 mind :3 is twoubwed, >_< wike :3 a >_< fountain OwO stiww'd; -And I ^-^ mysewf UwU see ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD bottom >_> of it. ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS -^-^ THEWSITES. Wouwd OwO the >_< fountain >_> of >_> youw :33 mind ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; cweaw uWu again, UwU that I -UwU might >w< watew OwO an ;;w;; ass at it. I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a ^-^ tick in :3 a ;;w;; sheep than -such :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ ignyowance. Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. ->w< Twoy. OwO A uWu stweet - -OwO Entew, at ^-^ onye >w< side, AENEAS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvant with :3 a torch; at another, -PARIS, ^w^ DEIPHOBUS, >_< ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ DIOMEDES OwO the Grecian, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with torches - -PARIS. ^w^ See, UwU ho! OwO Who :3 is UwU that thewe? -DEIPHOBUS. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the Wowd ;;w;; Aenyeas. -AENEAS. ^-^ Is OwO the Prince there in ÚwÚ pewson? -Had I OwO so good >w< occasion ^-^ to lie wong -UwU As you, Prince Pawis, nyothing uWu but ^w^ heavenwy ^-^ businyess -;;w;; Shouwd x3 wob my >_< bed-mate >_> of my :33 company. -uWu DIOMEDES. ^.^ That's my :33 mind ^w^ too. Good ^.^ mowwow, Wowd ;;w;; Aenyeas. -PARIS. OwO A ÚwÚ vawiant Greek, ^.^ Aenyeas >_> -take his hand: ->_> Witnyess OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of >_> youw speech, wherein -You told how ;;w;; Diomed, :3 a xDD whowe >_> week uWu by OwO days, -OwO Did ^.^ haunt you in OwO the fiewd. -AENEAS. OwO Heawth ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ vawiant ;;w;; siw, -^-^ Duwing >w< aww xDD question >_> of OwO the gentwe truce; -But when I ^.^ meet you arm'd, as bwack ;;w;; defiance -UwU As OwO heawt can ÚwÚ think ^w^ ow :33 couwage execute. -uWu DIOMEDES. The ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and uWu othew >_< Diomed embwaces. -Our bloods awe :3 nyow in calm; ÚwÚ and OwO so wong health! -But when uWu contention ÚwÚ and >w< occasion :33 meet, -By :33 Juv, I'll xDD pway OwO the >_< huntew uWu fow >w< thy life -x3 With >w< aww my force, pursuit, ÚwÚ and :33 powicy. -AENEAS. And :3 thou ^-^ shawt uWu hunt :3 a ;;w;; wion, UwU that uWu wiww UwU fwy -x3 With his ;;w;; face backwawd. UwU In humanye uWu gentwenyess, ->w< Wewcome ^-^ to x3 Twoy! nyow, uWu by :3 Anchises' xDD wife, ->w< Wewcome uWu indeed! By Venyus' hand I uWu sweaw -:3 Nyo man x3 awive can love in such :3 a sort -The xDD thing ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to ;;w;; kiww, ^-^ mowe excellently. -uWu DIOMEDES. We sympathise. OwO Juv let ^.^ Aenyeas live, ->w< If ^-^ to my >_< swowd his >w< fate >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ gwowy, -OwO A ^w^ thousand complete courses >_> of OwO the sun! -But in >_< minye emulous uWu honyouw let him die -x3 With every >_< joint :3 a :33 wound, ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; to-mowwow! -AENEAS. We xDD knyow OwO each uWu othew :33 weww. -uWu DIOMEDES.We do; ÚwÚ and wong ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO each uWu othew >w< wowse. -PARIS. :3 This :3 is OwO the UwU most ^.^ despitefuw'st gentwe greeting -The nyobwest ^-^ hatefuw love, UwU that e'ew I heard >_> of. -What businyess, lord, OwO so >w< eawwy? -AENEAS. I ÚwÚ was x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; uWu but >_> why, I xDD knyow not. -PARIS. His OwO puwpose xDD meets >w< you: 'twas ^-^ to bwing :3 this UwU Gweek -ÚwÚ To xDD Cawchas' OwO house, ÚwÚ and there ^-^ to render ^w^ him, ->_< Fow OwO the enfreed Antenyow, OwO the fair Cwessid. -Let's ^.^ have >_> youw xDD company; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if you please, -xDD Haste there before ÚwÚ us. I constantwy bewieve- -Ow wathew caww my ^w^ thought :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain knyowwedge- -UwU My bwothew Troilus UwU wodges there to-nyight. -Rouse him ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him ^-^ nyote >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 appwoach, -x3 With OwO the xDD whowe ;;w;; quawity ^.^ whewefowe; I ;;w;; feaw -We uWu shaww >w< be >w< much >_> unwewcome. -AENEAS. :33 That I assuwe >w< you: -Troilus xDD had wathew ^-^ Twoy ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ to Greece ->w< Than >w< Cwessid ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. -PARIS. Thewe :3 is nyo help; -The :33 bittew ^-^ disposition >_> of OwO the UwU time -uWu Wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. uWu On, ^w^ wowd; ^w^ we'ww follow you. -AENEAS. Good ^.^ mowwow, all. Exit with ^-^ sewvant -PARIS. And tell uWu me, x3 nyobwe >_< Diomed-faith, tell me true, ->_< Even in OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of :33 sound ÚwÚ good-fewwowship- -OwO Who in >_> youw >_> thoughts ^-^ desewves fair Hewen best, -Myself ^w^ ow :33 Menyewaus? -uWu DIOMEDES. Both :3 awike: -ÚwÚ He merits ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew UwU that doth >w< seek UwU hew, -:3 Nyot :33 making ^-^ any scruple >_> of xDD hew xDD soiwuwe, -x3 With such :3 a heww >_> of pain ÚwÚ and x3 wowwd >_> of x3 chawge; -And you as ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^-^ keep xDD hew UwU that ^w^ defend UwU hew, -:3 Nyot uWu pawating OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; dishonyouw, -x3 With such :3 a costly woss >_> of wealth ÚwÚ and >_< fwiends. -ÚwÚ He >_< wike :3 a puling uWu cuckowd would dwink OwO up -The lees ÚwÚ and UwU dwegs >_> of :3 a fwat xDD tamed OwO piece; -:3 You, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ wechew, >_< out >_> of >_> whowish ^.^ woins -uWu Awe pleas'd ^-^ to breed >_< out >_> youw inheritors. -Both merits pois'd, OwO each weighs :3 nyow less :3 nyow ^-^ mowe; -But ^.^ he as >_< he, OwO the heaview uWu fow :3 a whowe. -PARIS. You awe xDD too :33 bittew ^-^ to >_> youw countwy-woman. -uWu DIOMEDES. x3 She's :33 bittew ^-^ to xDD hew countwy. >w< Heaw uWu me, >_< Pawis: ->_< Fow every false >_> dwop in xDD hew ^-^ bawdy ^.^ veins -OwO A Gwecian's life ;;w;; hath sunk; uWu fow every scruple -x3 Of xDD hew :3 contaminyated carrion OwO weight -OwO A >_> Twoyan ;;w;; hath >_< been slain; >_< since ^.^ she :33 couwd ÚwÚ speak, -She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >w< given OwO so many good uWu wowds >_> bweath -UwU As uWu fow xDD hew ÚwÚ Gweeks ÚwÚ and xDD Twoyans xDD suff'wed :33 death. -PARIS. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; Diomed, you ^-^ do as ^.^ chapmen uWu do, -Dispwaise OwO the xDD thing UwU that you desiwe ^-^ to OwO buy; -But ^-^ we in siwence howd :3 this :3 viwtue weww: ->w< We'ww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ commend what ^-^ we intend ^-^ to ÚwÚ seww. -;;w;; Hewe :3 wies ^-^ ouw way. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. ->w< Twoy. The couwt >_> of OwO PANDAWUS' house - -x3 Entew TROILUS ÚwÚ and xDD CWESSIDA - ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 Deaw, twoubwe ^.^ nyot yourself; OwO the ^w^ mown :3 is cold. -CRESSIDA. >_> Then, ^w^ sweet my lord, I'll caww >_< minye uncwe ;;w;; down; -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww unbolt OwO the xDD gates. ->_< TWOIWUS. OwO Twoubwe him not; -ÚwÚ To :33 bed, ^-^ to bed! ^w^ Sweep :33 kiww x3 those pwetty >_> eyes, -And ^w^ give as ^.^ soft attachment ^-^ to >w< thy UwU senses -UwU As infants' uWu empty >_> of >w< aww >_< thought! -CRESSIDA. Good ^.^ mowwow, xDD then. ->_< TWOIWUS. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ^-^ to bed. -CRESSIDA. uWu Awe you aweary >_> of x3 me? ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 O Cressida! uWu but UwU that OwO the busy day, -;;w;; Wak'd uWu by OwO the lark, ;;w;; hath rous'd OwO the ^-^ wibawd >_< cwows, -And dweaming night uWu wiww hide ^-^ ouw >_< joys nyo longer, -I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom thee. -CRESSIDA. :3 Nyight ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too brief. ->_< TWOIWUS. UwU Beshwew OwO the witch! with ^.^ venyomous ^-^ wights ^.^ she ^w^ stays -UwU As >_> tediouswy as >_< heww, uWu but flies OwO the gwasps >_> of love -x3 With x3 wings ^-^ mowe ^-^ momentawy-swift than OwO thought. -You uWu wiww catch cold, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwse >_> me. -CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ Pwithee tarry. -You x3 men uWu wiww never tarry. -:3 O foowish ^w^ Cwessid! I UwU might ^.^ have still held OwO off, -And then you would ^.^ have tawwied. >_> Hawk! :33 thewe's ^-^ onye :33 up. -^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD [Within] What's >w< aww OwO the :33 doows open hewe? ->_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw :3 uncwe. - -x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS - -CRESSIDA. OwO A pestilence uWu on :3 him! Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be mocking. -I uWu shaww ^.^ have such :3 a life! -^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO How nyow, how nyow! OwO How >w< go :3 maidenheads? -Here, you UwU maid! Where's my cousin >_> Cwessid? -CRESSIDA. uWu Go >_> hang OwO youwsewf, you ^-^ nyaughty >_> mocking :3 uncwe. -You bwing me ^-^ to uWu do, ÚwÚ and then you fwout me ^w^ too. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; what? ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; what? >_> Wet xDD hew uWu say >_> what. -What ^.^ have I ^w^ bwought you ^-^ to x3 do? -CRESSIDA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO beshwew >_> youw >_< heawt! You'll :33 nye'ew >w< be uWu good, -Nyow suffer ^.^ othews. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Ha, ^-^ ha! ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ wwetch! :3 a UwU poow capocchia! x3 hast ^.^ nyot ->w< swept x3 to-nyight? Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, :3 a ^-^ nyaughty man, let ^.^ it xDD sweep? OwO A -OwO bugbeaw UwU take :3 him! -CRESSIDA. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell you? Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^w^ knyock'd >w< i' th' head! ->w< [Onye knyocks] ->w< Who's UwU that at xDD doow? Good uncwe, >w< go ÚwÚ and :3 see. -UwU My lord, come you UwU again OwO into my ^.^ chambew. -You >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and xDD mock uWu me, as ^-^ if I meant naughtily. ->_< TWOIWUS. Ha! ^-^ ha! -CRESSIDA. ^w^ Come, you awe uWu deceiv'd, I ÚwÚ think >_> of nyo such >_> thing. -uWu [Knyock] -OwO How earnestly uWu they knock! ;;w;; Pway you come :3 in: -I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow half ^-^ Twoy ^.^ have you uWu seen here. ->_< Exeunt TROILUS ÚwÚ and xDD CWESSIDA -^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Who's thewe? What's OwO the matter? uWu Wiww you beat ;;w;; down OwO the -xDD doow? OwO How ^w^ nyow? What's OwO the matter? - -x3 Entew AENEAS -AENEAS. Good ^.^ mowwow, lord, good mowwow. -^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Who's thewe? UwU My lord ^.^ Aenyeas? By my ^w^ twoth, -I knew you not. What UwU nyews with you OwO so >w< eawwy? -AENEAS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot Prince Troilus hewe? -^w^ PANDAWUS. Here! What shouwd ^.^ he ^-^ do hewe? -AENEAS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; hewe, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot deny >_> him. -^w^ It doth :3 impowt him >w< much ^-^ to speak with >_> me. -^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; hewe, uWu say you? ÚwÚ It's ^-^ mowe than I >w< knyow, I'll >w< be -swown. >_< Fow my >_> own UwU pawt, I came in late. What shouwd ^.^ he ^-^ do hewe? -AENEAS. Who!-nyay, xDD then. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^w^ you'ww ^-^ do him :33 wwong ewe you awe -^-^ wawe; ^w^ you'ww >w< be OwO so OwO twue ^-^ to him ^-^ to >w< be false ^-^ to >_> him. Do ^.^ nyot you -xDD knyow >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but ÚwÚ yet >w< go ÚwÚ fetch him uWu hithew; ^.^ go. - -;;w;; We-entew TROILUS - ->_< TWOIWUS. OwO How nyow! What's OwO the matter? -AENEAS. UwU My lord, I scarce ^.^ have :3 weisuwe ^-^ to salute you, -UwU My matter :3 is OwO so :3 wash. Thewe :3 is at hand -Paris >_> youw :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and Deiphobus, -The Grecian ;;w;; Diomed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw Antenor -;;w;; Dewivew'd ^-^ to >_< us; ÚwÚ and uWu fow him forthwith, -Ewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO sacwifice, within :3 this xDD houw, -We >w< must ^w^ give OwO up ^-^ to ^w^ Diomedes' hand -The OwO Wady Cressida. ->_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so :33 concwuded? -AENEAS. By Priam, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO state >_> of >w< Twoy. -^.^ They awe at hand ÚwÚ and ready ^-^ to :33 effect it. ->_< TWOIWUS. OwO How my ^.^ achievements xDD mock UwU me! -I uWu wiww >w< go ^.^ meet them; :3 and, my lord Aeneas, -We met uWu by ^w^ chance; you >_> did ^.^ nyot find me here. -AENEAS. OwO Good, uWu good, my lord, OwO the >_> secwets >_> of UwU nyeighbouw uWu Pandaw ->_< Have ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe >_> gift in ^.^ tacituwnyity. ->_< Exeunt TROILUS ÚwÚ and AENEAS -^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? :3 Nyo sooner ^w^ got uWu but lost? The ^w^ deviw UwU take -Antenor! The x3 young pwince uWu wiww >w< go ^w^ mad. OwO A pwague x3 upon Antenor! I -would uWu they xDD had broke's ÚwÚ nyeck. - -;;w;; We-entew xDD CWESSIDA - -CRESSIDA. OwO How nyow! What's OwO the matter? OwO Who ÚwÚ was hewe? -^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD Ah, x3 ah! -CRESSIDA. UwU Why sigh you OwO so :3 pwofoundwy? Where's my UwU wowd? Gonye? >_> Teww -uWu me, ^w^ sweet uncwe, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? -^w^ PANDAWUS. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ deep uWu undew OwO the :3 eawth as I x3 am abuv! -CRESSIDA. :3 O OwO the x3 gods! What's OwO the matter? -^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, >_< get ÚwÚ thee in. Wouwd :3 thou xDD hadst :33 nye'ew >_< been uWu bown! -I knew :3 thou wouldst >w< be his >_< death! :33 O, UwU poow gentweman! OwO A pwague -x3 upon Antenor! -CRESSIDA. Good uncwe, I uWu beseech you, uWu on my knyees I uWu beseech you, -^w^ what's OwO the matter? -^w^ PANDAWUS. Thou >w< must >w< be gone, wench, :3 thou >w< must >w< be gone; :3 thou art ->_< chang'd uWu fow uWu Antenyow; :3 thou >w< must ^-^ to >w< thy fathew, ÚwÚ and >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom -Troilus. 'Twiww >w< be his ^w^ death; 'twill >w< be his bane; ^.^ he cannyot bear -it. -CRESSIDA. :3 O you immortal x3 gods! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. -^w^ PANDAWUS. Thou :3 must. -CRESSIDA. I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, :3 uncwe. I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot my uWu fathew; -I xDD knyow nyo ^.^ touch >_> of >_< consanguinyity, -:3 Nyo kin, nyo love, nyo blood, nyo ^w^ souw OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw me -UwU As OwO the ^w^ sweet Troilus. :3 O you UwU gods >_> divinye, -UwU Make ÚwÚ Cwessid's name OwO the vewy :3 cwown >_> of >_< fawsehood, ->w< If >w< evew ^.^ she xDD weave ÚwÚ Twoiwus! Time, force, ÚwÚ and >_< death, -Do ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ body what ;;w;; extwemes you ^-^ can, -But OwO the >w< stwong base ÚwÚ and :33 buiwding >_> of my love -^-^ Is as OwO the vewy ^-^ centwe >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, -Drawing >w< aww >w< things ^-^ to it. I'll >w< go in ÚwÚ and ^-^ weep- -^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Do, do. -CRESSIDA. >_< Teaw my UwU bwight >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and scratch my praised :33 cheeks, -^.^ Cwack my ;;w;; cweaw >w< voice with sobs ÚwÚ and >_< bweak my xDD heawt, -x3 With ;;w;; sounding ^.^ 'Twoiwus.' I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. ->w< Twoy. OwO A uWu stweet before OwO PANDAWUS' house - -x3 Entew PARIS, TWOIWUS, AENEAS, ^w^ DEIPHOBUS, >_< ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES - -PARIS. ^w^ It :3 is gweat mownying; ÚwÚ and OwO the hour UwU pwefix'd ->_< Fow xDD hew uWu dewivewy ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ vawiant UwU Gweek -x3 Comes fast upon. Good my bwothew ^w^ Twoiwus, ->_> Teww you OwO the wady what ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ do -And haste xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. ->_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Wawk OwO into xDD hew >_< house. -I'll bwing xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the Grecian ;;w;; pwesentwy; -And ^-^ to his hand when I x3 dewivew UwU hew, -:33 Think ^.^ it OwO an altar, ÚwÚ and >w< thy bwothew Troilus -OwO A :33 pwiest, there off'wing ^-^ to ^.^ it his >_> own ÚwÚ heawt. Exit -PARIS. I xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to love, -And ÚwÚ wouwd, as I uWu shaww pity, I :33 couwd :33 hewp! -UwU Pwease you ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ in, my wowds. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. ->w< Twoy. OwO PANDAWUS' house - -x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and xDD CWESSIDA - -^w^ PANDAWUS. Be uWu modewate, >w< be moderate. -CRESSIDA. UwU Why tell you me >_> of moderation? -The >w< gwief :3 is fine, x3 fuww, pewfect, UwU that I taste, -And violenteth in :3 a :33 sense as >w< stwong -UwU As UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ causeth it. OwO How can I moderate it? ->w< If I :33 couwd temporize with my ÚwÚ affections -Ow brew ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and colder pawate, -The >_< wike allayment :33 couwd I ^w^ give my ^w^ gwief. -UwU My love xDD admits nyo ;;w;; quawifying dross; -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe my gwief, in such :3 a pwecious loss. - -x3 Entew TROILUS - -^w^ PANDAWUS. Here, ;;w;; hewe, here ^.^ he comes. xDD Ah, ^w^ sweet UwU ducks! -CRESSIDA. :3 O ÚwÚ Twoiwus! ÚwÚ Twoiwus! UwU [Embwacing xDD him] -^w^ PANDAWUS. What :3 a paiw >_> of >w< spectacwes :3 is :3 hewe! >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^w^ too. 'O ->_> heawt,' as OwO the ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ saying ;;w;; is, -:3 O xDD heawt, :33 heavy xDD heawt, -UwU Why sigh'st :3 thou ^-^ without >_< bweaking? -xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ answews UwU again -xDD Because :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot >_> ease >w< thy smawt -By friendship :3 nyow uWu by :3 speaking. -Thewe ÚwÚ was never :3 a twuew ;;w;; whyme. >_> Wet OwO us UwU cast away nothing, uWu fow ^-^ we -^-^ may live ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of such :3 a x3 vewse. We UwU see it, ^-^ we UwU see it. OwO How -nyow, UwU wambs! ->_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Cwessid, I love ÚwÚ thee in OwO so UwU stwain'd :3 a x3 puwity -:33 That OwO the >_> bwess'd >_< gods, as :3 angwy with my >w< fancy, -Mowe UwU bwight in x3 zeaw than OwO the ;;w;; devotion ;;w;; which -Cold lips blow ^-^ to theiw OwO deities, UwU take ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >_> me. -CRESSIDA. >_< Have OwO the UwU gods envy? -^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ ay; 'tis xDD too ;;w;; pwain :3 a ^.^ case. -CRESSIDA. And :3 is ^.^ it OwO twue UwU that I >w< must >w< go ^-^ fwom Twoy? ->_< TWOIWUS. OwO A ^-^ hatefuw :33 twuth. -CRESSIDA. >_> What, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom Troilus too? ->_< TWOIWUS. From ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ and Troilus. -CRESSIDA. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? ->_< TWOIWUS. And >_> suddenwy; xDD whewe uWu injuwy >_> of uWu chance ->w< Puts xDD back ^.^ weave-taking, justles roughly uWu by -^-^ Aww UwU time >_> of >_> pause, ^w^ wudewy beguiles ^-^ ouw lips -x3 Of >w< aww x3 wejoinduwe, :33 fowcibwy UwU pwevents -Our wock'd UwU embwasuwes, ;;w;; stwangwes ^-^ ouw dear >_< vows ->_< Even in OwO the biwth >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> own >_> wabouwing ^.^ bweath. -We ^-^ two, UwU that with OwO so many ^w^ thousand sighs -OwO Did ^-^ buy OwO each xDD othew, >w< must >_> poowwy ;;w;; seww uWu ouwsewves -x3 With OwO the wude >_> bwevity ÚwÚ and >w< dischawge >_> of ^w^ onye. -:33 Injuwious UwU time :3 nyow with :3 a robber's haste ->_< Cwams his rich x3 thievewy uWu up, ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ how. -UwU As many farewells as >w< be x3 staws in UwU heaven, -x3 With distinct >_> bweath ÚwÚ and x3 consign'd OwO kisses ^-^ to ;;w;; them, -ÚwÚ He :3 fumbwes OwO up OwO into :3 a loose OwO adieu, -And scants OwO us with :3 a >w< singwe famish'd >w< kiss, -Distasted with OwO the salt >_> of ^w^ bwoken uWu teaws. -AENEAS. xDD [Within] UwU My lord, :3 is OwO the wady ready? ->_< TWOIWUS. >_> Hawk! you awe caww'd. uWu Some uWu say OwO the Genyius OwO so -^.^ Cwies x3 'Come' ^-^ to him UwU that OwO instantwy >w< must ^-^ die. -UwU Bid them ^.^ have patience; ^.^ she uWu shaww come x3 anyon. -^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Whewe awe my ÚwÚ teaws? Wain, ^-^ to uWu way :3 this wind, ^w^ ow my OwO heawt -uWu wiww >w< be xDD bwown OwO up uWu by th' root? Exit -CRESSIDA. I >w< must then ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Gwecians? ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 Nyo wemedy. -CRESSIDA. OwO A :3 woefuw >w< Cwessid 'mongst OwO the >_> mewwy Greeks! -When uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU see OwO again? ->_< TWOIWUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, my wuv. Be :3 thou uWu but OwO twue >_> of >_> heawt- -CRESSIDA. I :3 twue! how nyow! What ;;w;; wicked ^.^ deem :3 is uWu this? ->_< TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we >w< must ;;w;; use expostuwation uWu kindwy, ->_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is pawting ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ us. -I speak ^.^ nyot uWu 'Be :3 thou twue' as feawing ^.^ thee, ->_< Fow I uWu wiww thwow my :3 gwuv ^-^ to ^.^ Death ^-^ himsewf -:33 That :33 thewe's nyo :33 macuwation in >w< thy >_> heawt; -But uWu 'Be :3 thou twue' uWu say I ^-^ to ^.^ fashion in -UwU My ^.^ sequent ÚwÚ pwotestation: >w< be :3 thou true, -And I uWu wiww UwU see thee. -CRESSIDA. :33 O, you uWu shaww >w< be :3 expos'd, my lord, ^-^ to dangews -UwU As >_< infinyite as imminyent! But I'll >w< be true. ->_< TWOIWUS. And I'll gwow fwiend with >_> dangew. OwO Weaw :3 this sleeve. -CRESSIDA. And you :3 this glove. When uWu shaww I UwU see you? ->_< TWOIWUS. I uWu wiww corrupt OwO the Grecian x3 sentinyews -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyightwy :33 visitation. -But ÚwÚ yet >w< be true. -CRESSIDA. :3 O >_< heavens! uWu 'Be twue' ^-^ again! ->_< TWOIWUS. >w< Heaw x3 why I speak it, wuv. -The Grecian ^w^ youths awe :33 fuww >_> of OwO quawity; -They'we woving, ;;w;; weww :33 compos'd with x3 gifts >_> of UwU nyatuwe, -And xDD fwowing o'ew with ^w^ awts ÚwÚ and uWu exewcise. -OwO How nyuvwties ^-^ may UwU muv, ÚwÚ and pawts with ^.^ pewson, -^.^ Awas, :3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 godwy jealousy, -^w^ Which I uWu beseech you caww :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous uWu sin, -:3 Makes me >w< afeawd. -CRESSIDA. :3 O >_< heavens! you love me not. ->_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Die I :3 a viwwain, OwO then! -UwU In :3 this I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot caww >_> youw :3 faith in xDD question -^w^ So mainly as my mewit. I cannyot sing, -Nyow >_< heew OwO the UwU high ^w^ wavowt, :3 nyow OwO sweeten talk, -Nyow xDD pway at subtle >_> games-faiw viwtues aww, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which OwO the OwO Gwecians awe UwU most :3 pwompt ÚwÚ and pregnant; -But I can tell UwU that in OwO each OwO gwace >_> of ^.^ these -Thewe >_< wuwks :3 a still ÚwÚ and dumb-discoursive ^w^ deviw -:33 That tempts UwU most OwO cunnyingwy. But >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 tempted. -CRESSIDA. Do you ÚwÚ think I x3 wiww? ->_< TWOIWUS. >_< Nyo. -But xDD something ^-^ may >w< be x3 donye UwU that ^-^ we uWu wiww not; -And ^.^ sometimes ^-^ we awe devils ^-^ to >w< ouwsewves, -When ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> tempt OwO the >_< fwaiwty >_> of ^-^ ouw powers, -;;w;; Pwesuming uWu on theiw UwU changefuw ^-^ potency. -AENEAS. xDD [Within] ;;w;; Nyay, good my wowd! ->_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, kiss; ÚwÚ and let OwO us pawt. -PARIS. xDD [Within] ^w^ Bwothew ÚwÚ Twoiwus! ->_< TWOIWUS. Good :33 bwothew, come you uWu hithew; -And bwing ^.^ Aenyeas ÚwÚ and OwO the Grecian with you. -CRESSIDA. UwU My lord, uWu wiww you >w< be :3 twue? ->_< TWOIWUS. Who, x3 I? ^.^ Awas, ^.^ it :3 is my ;;w;; vice, my x3 fauwt! -ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ othews >_< fish with >w< cwaft uWu fow gweat ^-^ opinyion, -I with gweat >w< twuth catch mere simplicity; ->w< Whiwst >w< some with ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ giwd theiw copper cwowns, -x3 With >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 pwainnyess I ^-^ do wear >_< minye uWu bawe. - -x3 Entew AENEAS, PARIS, >_< ANTENyOW, ^w^ DEIPHOBUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES - -OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot my twuth: OwO the :33 mowaw >_> of my ÚwÚ wit -^-^ Is ^-^ 'pwain ÚwÚ and twue'; :33 thewe's >w< aww OwO the weach >_> of it. -Wewcome, Sir Diomed! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the wady -^w^ Which uWu fow Antenor ^-^ we x3 dewivew OwO you; -^.^ At OwO the port, lord, I'll ^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; hand, -And uWu by OwO the uWu way ^.^ possess ÚwÚ thee what ^.^ she is. ->_< Entweat xDD hew ^-^ faiw; :3 and, uWu by my >_> souw, fair Greek, ->w< If e'ew :3 thou ^.^ stand at UwU mewcy >_> of my ;;w;; swowd, ->w< Nyame ^-^ Cwessid, ÚwÚ and >w< thy life uWu shaww >w< be as xDD safe -UwU As Priam :3 is in :33 Iwion. -uWu DIOMEDES. ^-^ Faiw OwO Wady ^-^ Cwessid, -^w^ So >w< pwease you, :33 save OwO the ^w^ thanks :3 this pwince OwO expects. -The >w< wustwe in >_> youw eye, >w< heaven in >_> youw cheek, -UwU Pweads >_> youw fair OwO usage; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< Diomed -You uWu shaww >w< be mistress, ÚwÚ and xDD command him wholly. ->_< TWOIWUS. Grecian, :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use me courteously -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shame OwO the x3 zeaw >_> of my >_> petition ^-^ to OwO the -UwU In praising :3 hew. I tell ^.^ thee, lord >_> of Greece, -She :3 is as :3 faw :33 high-soawing o'ew >w< thy ^.^ pwaises -UwU As :3 thou unworthy ^-^ to >w< be xDD caww'd xDD hew sewvant. -I chawge ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; use xDD hew well, x3 even uWu fow my x3 chawge; ->_< Fow, uWu by OwO the dreadful OwO Pwuto, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost ;;w;; nyot, -^-^ Though OwO the gweat ÚwÚ buwk >_> Achiwwes >w< be >w< thy ^-^ guawd, -I'll ÚwÚ cut >w< thy >_< thwoat. -uWu DIOMEDES. :33 O, >w< be ^.^ nyot mov'd, Prince Troilus. ->_> Wet me >w< be privileg'd uWu by my place ÚwÚ and xDD message -ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a speakew free: when I x3 am x3 hence -I'll ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to my uWu wust. And xDD knyow you, lord, -I'll nyothing ^-^ do uWu on charge: ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own wowth -She uWu shaww >w< be pwiz'd. But UwU that you uWu say ^.^ 'Be't OwO so,' -I speak ^.^ it in my spirit ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, 'Nyo.' ->_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, ^-^ to OwO the powt. I'll tell ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Diomed, -:3 This bwave uWu shaww ^w^ oft ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to hide >w< thy head. -Lady, ^w^ give me >_> youw >w< hand; :3 and, as ^-^ we ^-^ wawk, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >_> own sewves ^-^ bend ^-^ we ^-^ ouw :3 nyeedfuw ^.^ tawk. ->_< Exeunt TWOIWUS, >_< CWESSIDA, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES ->_< [Sound ^.^ twumpet] -PARIS. >_> Hawk! Hector's OwO twumpet. -AENEAS. OwO How ^.^ have ^-^ we spent :3 this :33 mownying! -The Prince >w< must ÚwÚ think me tawdy ÚwÚ and ^.^ wemiss, -:33 That :33 swowe ^-^ to ride before him ^-^ to OwO the fiewd. -PARIS. ^.^ 'Tis Troilus' fault. ^w^ Come, come ^-^ to field with >_> him. -DEIPHOBUS. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ make ready ÚwÚ stwaight. -AENEAS. xDD Yea, with :3 a bridegroom's ^.^ fwesh alacrity ->_> Wet OwO us OwO addwess ^-^ to tend uWu on Hector's heels. -The >_> gwowy >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ Twoy doth :3 this :3 day lie -uWu On his fair wowth ÚwÚ and >w< singwe chivalry. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE 5. -The Grecian x3 camp. Lists xDD set >_< out - -x3 Entew uWu AJAX, awmed; x3 AGAMEMNyON, ACHILLES, >w< PATWOCWUS, MENELAUS, UWYSSES, ->_> NyESTOW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews - -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ;;w;; Hewe art :3 thou in ;;w;; appointment ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, -:3 Anticipating UwU time with >_> stawting ^.^ couwage. ->w< Give with >w< thy twumpet :3 a loud ^-^ nyote ^-^ to Twoy, -Thou dreadful ^w^ Ajax, UwU that OwO the appawwed ÚwÚ aiw -May >w< piewce OwO the head >_> of OwO the gweat ÚwÚ combatant, -And hale him hithew. -uWu AJAX. uWu Thou, ^.^ twumpet, :33 thewe's my puwse. -Nyow >_< cwack >w< thy >_< wungs ÚwÚ and split >w< thy brazen pipe; ->_> Bwow, viwwain, ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy ÚwÚ sphewed ^w^ bias ^-^ cheek ->_> Out-sweww OwO the colic >_> of puff uWu Aquiwon'd. -^w^ Come, ;;w;; stwetch >w< thy ^w^ chest, ÚwÚ and let >w< thy eyes >_> spout bwood: -Thou ÚwÚ bwowest uWu fow Hector. ;;w;; [Twumpet ^-^ sounds] -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 Nyo twumpet ^w^ answews. ->w< ACHIWWES. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but >_< eawwy ^.^ days. - -x3 Entew DIOMEDES, with xDD CWESSIDA - -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot yond ;;w;; Diomed, with xDD Cawchas' ^.^ daughtew? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, I ken OwO the manner >_> of his >_< gait: -ÚwÚ He >w< wises uWu on OwO the ;;w;; toe. :33 That spirit >_> of his -UwU In aspiration ÚwÚ wifts him ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD eawth. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the wady >_> Cwessid? -uWu DIOMEDES. >_< Even she. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. uWu Most dearly ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the Gweeks, ^w^ sweet >_< wady. -NyESTOW. Our ^w^ genyewaw doth salute you with :3 a ;;w;; kiss. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Yet :3 is OwO the >_> kindnyess uWu but :33 pawticuwaw; -'Twewe better ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe kiss'd in ^.^ genyewaw. -NyESTOW. And vewy >_> couwtwy >_> counsew: I'll begin. -^w^ So >w< much uWu fow xDD Nyestow. ->w< ACHIWWES. I'll UwU take UwU that winter ^-^ fwom >_> youw wips, fair >_< wady. ->_> Achiwwes >_< bids you welcome. -MENELAUS. I xDD had good awgument uWu fow kissing ^-^ once. -PATWOCWUS. But that's nyo awgument uWu fow kissing UwU nyow; ->_< Fow ;;w;; thus UwU popp'd Paris in his ^w^ hawdiment, -And x3 pawted ;;w;; thus you ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO awgument. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 O >_> deadwy :3 gaww, ÚwÚ and >_> theme >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw :3 scowns! ->_< Fow ;;w;; which ^-^ we wose ^-^ ouw :3 heads ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd his howns. -PATWOCWUS. The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was Menyewaus' kiss; this, >_> minye- -OwO [Kisses xDD hew again] -Patroclus OwO kisses you. -MENELAUS. :33 O, :3 this :3 is twim! -PATWOCWUS. Paris ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ kiss xDD evewmowe uWu fow >_> him. -MENELAUS. I'll ^.^ have my >w< kiss, sir. Lady, uWu by >_> youw weave. -CRESSIDA. UwU In xDD kissing, ^-^ do you render ^w^ ow receive? -PATWOCWUS. Both UwU take ÚwÚ and >w< give. -CRESSIDA. I'll ^-^ make my ^-^ match ^-^ to live, -The ÚwÚ kiss you UwU take :3 is better than you :3 give; -OwO Thewefowe nyo ;;w;; kiss. -MENELAUS. I'll ^w^ give you x3 boot; I'll ^w^ give you three uWu fow ^w^ onye. -CRESSIDA. You awe OwO an uWu odd >w< man; ^w^ give x3 even ^w^ ow ^w^ give none. -MENELAUS. An uWu odd man, >w< wady? uWu Evewy man :3 is odd. -CRESSIDA. No, Paris :3 is not; uWu fow you xDD knyow 'tis OwO twue -:33 That you awe odd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is x3 even with you. -MENELAUS. You ^.^ fiwwip me o' th' head. -CRESSIDA. No, I'll >w< be swown. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe nyo UwU match, >_> youw nail x3 against his xDD hown. -May OwO I, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, UwU beg :3 a ÚwÚ kiss >_> of you? -CRESSIDA. You OwO may. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I ^-^ do desiwe it. -CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ Why, UwU beg xDD then. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Why then, uWu fow Venyus' :33 sake ^w^ give me :3 a ÚwÚ kiss -When Hewen :3 is :3 a maid uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^-^ his. -CRESSIDA. I x3 am >_> youw debtor; OwO cwaim ^.^ it when 'tis due. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Never's my day, ÚwÚ and then :3 a ÚwÚ kiss >_> of you. -uWu DIOMEDES. Lady, :3 a :33 wowd. I'll bwing you ^-^ to >_> youw father. -Exit with xDD CWESSIDA -NyESTOW. OwO A ^-^ woman >_> of uWu quick :33 sense. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :33 Fie, ^-^ fie x3 upon her! -There's language in xDD hew eye, xDD hew cheek, xDD hew lip, -;;w;; Nyay, xDD hew foot ^w^ speaks; xDD hew >_< wanton uWu spiwits ÚwÚ wook >_< out -^.^ At every >_< joint ÚwÚ and uWu motive >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ body. -:3 O ^.^ these encountews OwO so :33 gwib >_> of :33 tongue -:33 That ^w^ give :3 a UwU coasting ^-^ wewcome ewe ^.^ it uWu comes, -And ^-^ wide :33 uncwasp OwO the xDD tabwes >_> of theiw >_> thoughts -ÚwÚ To every ticklish ^.^ weadew! ÚwÚ Set them ;;w;; down ->_< Fow ÚwÚ swuttish spoils >_> of opportunity, -And daughters >_> of OwO the game. ;;w;; [Twumpet ^w^ within] -ALL. The Troyans' OwO twumpet. - -x3 Entew uWu HECTOW, awmed; AENEAS, TWOIWUS, PARIS, xDD HEWENyUS, -ÚwÚ and uWu othew Trojans, with attendants - -xDD AGAMEMNyON. Yondew comes OwO the troop. -AENEAS. Hail, >w< aww OwO the OwO state >_> of Gweece! What uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye -ÚwÚ To him UwU that OwO victowy >w< commands? Ow ^-^ do you OwO puwpose -OwO A UwU victow uWu shaww >w< be known? uWu Wiww you OwO the knyights -:33 Shaww ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge >_> of >w< aww >_> extwemity -UwU Puwsue OwO each xDD othew, ^w^ ow uWu shaww uWu they >w< be ;;w;; divided -By ^-^ any >w< voice ^w^ ow owdew >_> of OwO the UwU fiewd? ->_< Hectow bade ask. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ Which uWu way would >_< Hectow ^.^ have it? -AENEAS. ÚwÚ He >_> cawes not; :3 he'ww ^-^ obey ÚwÚ conditions. ->w< ACHIWWES. ^.^ 'Tis x3 donye >_< wike :3 Hectow; uWu but OwO secuwewy >_< donye, -OwO A wittwe >_< pwoudwy, ÚwÚ and gweat ^-^ deaw misprizing -The x3 knyight oppos'd. -AENEAS. >w< If ^.^ nyot Achilles, ;;w;; siw, -What :3 is >_> youw name? ->w< ACHIWWES. >w< If ^.^ nyot Achilles, nothing. -AENEAS. OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ Achiwwes. But whate'ew, xDD knyow :33 this: -UwU In OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of gweat ÚwÚ and wittwe -:3 Vawouw ÚwÚ and uWu pwide OwO excew themsewves in :3 Hectow; -The ^-^ onye ^w^ awmost as >_< infinyite as aww, -The uWu othew UwU bwank as nothing. Weigh him well, -And UwU that ;;w;; which looks >_< wike uWu pwide :3 is courtesy. -:3 This >_< Ajax :3 is half :3 made >_> of Hector's bwood; -UwU In love ^w^ wheweof half >_< Hectow ^w^ stays at >_< home; -Hawf xDD heawt, half ;;w;; hand, half >_< Hectow comes ^-^ to >w< seek -:3 This >_< bwended :3 knyight, half >_> Twoyan ÚwÚ and half >_> Gweek. ->w< ACHIWWES. OwO A OwO maiden ^-^ battwe ^.^ then? :33 O, I pewceive xDD you! - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES - -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is Sir OwO Diomed. Go, gentwe :3 knyight, -Stand uWu by ^-^ ouw Ajax. UwU As you ÚwÚ and Wowd ]Enyeas -uWu Consent x3 upon OwO the owdew >_> of theiw fight, -^w^ So >w< be xDD it; ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to OwO the xDD uttewmost, -Ow ewse :3 a ^.^ bweath. The xDD combatants being uWu kin -Hawf OwO stints theiw stwife before theiw UwU stwokes begin. ->w< [AJAX ÚwÚ and HECTOR ÚwÚ entew OwO the lists] -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; oppos'd awweady. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. What >_> Twoyan :3 is UwU that >_> same UwU that looks OwO so ^w^ heavy? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The ^w^ youngest :3 son >_> of Priam, :3 a OwO twue OwO knyight; -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< matuwe, ÚwÚ yet matchwess; ^w^ fiwm >_> of ^w^ wowd; ->w< Speaking in deeds ÚwÚ and deedwess in his UwU tongue; -:3 Nyot >_> soon provok'd, :3 nyow being provok'd >_> soon calm'd; -His OwO heawt ÚwÚ and hand uWu both open ÚwÚ and uWu both free; ->_< Fow what ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ he gives, what OwO thinks ^.^ he shows, ->_> Yet gives ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww ÚwÚ judgment ^w^ guide his x3 bounty, -Nyow uWu dignyifies OwO an ;;w;; impaiw ^w^ thought with >w< bweath; -OwO Manwy as xDD Hectow, uWu but ^-^ mowe dangerous; ->_< Fow >_< Hectow in his ^-^ bwaze >_> of ^w^ wwath ^.^ subscwibes -ÚwÚ To >w< tendew objects, uWu but ^.^ he in heat >_> of >w< action -^-^ Is ^-^ mowe >w< vindicative than x3 jeawous wuv. -^.^ They caww him ^w^ Twoiwus, ÚwÚ and uWu on him ewect -OwO A uWu second >w< hope as ^w^ faiwwy built as Hector. -ÚwÚ Thus :33 says Aeneas, ^-^ onye UwU that knows OwO the xDD youth ->_< Even ^-^ to his inches, :3 and, with pwivate >_> souw, -OwO Did in gweat >_< Iwion ;;w;; thus :3 twanswate him ^-^ to >_> me. -uWu [Awawum. HECTOR ÚwÚ and ^.^ AJAX UwU fight] -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^.^ They awe in ^w^ action. -NyESTOW. Nyow, ^w^ Ajax, howd UwU thinye own! ->_< TWOIWUS. xDD Hectow, :3 thou sweep'st; -:33 Awake thee. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. His uWu bwows awe ;;w;; weww :3 dispos'd. Thewe, Ajax! -UwU [Twumpets :3 cease] -uWu DIOMEDES. You >w< must nyo more. -AENEAS. OwO Pwinces, enyough, OwO so >w< pwease you. -uWu AJAX. I x3 am ^.^ nyot warm yet; let OwO us fight again. -uWu DIOMEDES. UwU As >_< Hectow UwU pweases. -OwO HECTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then uWu wiww I nyo more. -Thou :3 awt, gweat lord, my >_< fathew's ;;w;; sistew's UwU son, -OwO A cousin-gewman ^-^ to gweat ^w^ Pwiam's seed; -The obwigation >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU bwood ^-^ fowbids -OwO A ^.^ gowy x3 emuwation :33 'twixt OwO us uWu twain: -Were >w< thy ^.^ commixtion UwU Gweek ÚwÚ and >_> Twoyan OwO so -:33 That :3 thou could'st uWu say >_< 'This hand :3 is Grecian aww, -And :3 this :3 is >_< Twoyan; OwO the sinyews >_> of :3 this ^w^ weg -^-^ Aww Greek, ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< aww OwO Twoy; my >_> mothew's UwU bwood -Wuns uWu on OwO the >_< dextew cheek, ÚwÚ and :3 this sinister ->w< Bounds in my ^w^ fathew's'; uWu by OwO Juv multipotent, -Thou shouldst ^.^ nyot bear ^-^ fwom me :3 a ;;w;; Gweekish membew -OwO Whewein my >_< swowd xDD had ^.^ nyot impwessuwe :3 made -x3 Of ^-^ ouw :3 wank OwO feud; uWu but OwO the ^.^ just UwU gods x3 gainsay -:33 That ^-^ any >_> dwop :3 thou ^.^ bowwow'dst ^-^ fwom >w< thy mothew, -UwU My xDD sacwed aunt, shouwd uWu by my x3 mowtaw >_< swowd -Be :33 dwainyed! >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^.^ thee, Ajax. -By him UwU that :33 thundews, :3 thou x3 hast >w< wusty arms; ->_< Hectow would ^.^ have them ^-^ faww x3 upon him OwO thus. -uWu Cousin, >w< aww uWu honyouw ^-^ to thee! -uWu AJAX. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Hector. -Thou art xDD too gentwe ÚwÚ and xDD too free :3 a xDD man. -I came ^-^ to :33 kiww ^.^ thee, uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and bear x3 hence -OwO A gweat >w< addition >_> eawnyed in >w< thy :33 death. -OwO HECTOW. :3 Nyot ^w^ Nyeoptowemus OwO so miwabwe, -uWu On uWu whose UwU bwight :3 cwest :33 Fame with xDD hew :3 woud'st ^-^ Oyes -^.^ Cwies >_< 'This :3 is he' :33 couwd pwomise ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf -OwO A ^w^ thought >_> of ÚwÚ added uWu honyouw ^-^ town ^-^ fwom Hector. -AENEAS. Thewe :3 is expectance here ^-^ fwom uWu both OwO the ^-^ sides -What further you uWu wiww do. -OwO HECTOW. >w< We'ww ÚwÚ answew OwO it: -The xDD issue :3 is embwacement. ^w^ Ajax, faweweww. -uWu AJAX. >w< If I UwU might in :33 entweaties find >w< success, -UwU As x3 sewd I ^.^ have OwO the uWu chance, I would desiwe -UwU My :3 famous cousin ^-^ to ^-^ ouw Grecian tents. -uWu DIOMEDES. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ Agamemnyon's x3 wish; ÚwÚ and gweat >_> Achiwwes -^-^ Doth wong ^-^ to UwU see unyawm'd OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant Hector. -OwO HECTOW. Aeneas, caww my bwothew Troilus ^-^ to uWu me, -And signify :3 this :33 woving interview -ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD expectews >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> Twoyan part; -:3 Desiwe them UwU home. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, my UwU cousin; -I uWu wiww >w< go xDD eat with ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU see >_> youw uWu knyights. - -^-^ AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and OwO the west >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks come :3 fowwawd - -uWu AJAX. Great Agamemnyon comes ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO us here. -OwO HECTOW. The wowthiest >_> of them tell me name uWu by ;;w;; nyame; -But uWu fow Achilles, my >_> own searching eyes -:33 Shaww find him uWu by his uWu wawge ÚwÚ and powtwy :3 size. -AGAMEMNON.Worthy >w< aww awms! as ^-^ wewcome as ^-^ to ^-^ onye -:33 That would >w< be x3 wid >_> of such OwO an enyemy. -But that's nyo welcome. Understand ^-^ mowe clear, -What's ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ^-^ to come :3 is ^-^ stwew'd with xDD husks -And fowmwess ruin >_> of oblivion; -But in :3 this UwU extant :3 moment, :3 faith ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoth, -^w^ Stwain'd :3 puwewy ^-^ fwom >w< aww >w< howwow :3 bias-dwawing, -Bids ÚwÚ thee with UwU most >_< divinye integrity, -From OwO heawt >_> of vewy xDD heawt, gweat xDD Hectow, welcome. -OwO HECTOW. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, UwU most imperious uWu Agamemnyon. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. uWu [To Troilus] UwU My well-fam'd lord >_> of Twoy, nyo less ^-^ to you. -MENELAUS. >_> Wet me ;;w;; confiwm my >_< pwincewy >_< bwothew's xDD gweeting. -You >w< bwace >_> of ^.^ wawwike bwothews, ^-^ wewcome hithew. -OwO HECTOW. OwO Who >w< must ^-^ we OwO answew? -AENEAS. The x3 nyobwe Menyewaus. -OwO HECTOW. :3 O you, my UwU wowd? By >w< Maws his gauntlet, UwU thanks! -xDD Mock ^.^ nyot UwU that I :3 affect OwO the untraded >_> oath; -Your :3 quondam UwU wife >_< sweaws still uWu by Venyus' glove. -x3 She's well, uWu but bade me ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ commend xDD hew ^-^ to you. -MENELAUS. >w< Nyame xDD hew ^.^ nyot nyow, siw; she's :3 a >_> deadwy UwU theme. -OwO HECTOW. :33 O, pawdon; I ^.^ offend. -NyESTOW. I x3 have, :3 thou x3 gawwant OwO Twoyan, uWu seen ÚwÚ thee oft, -uWu Wabouwing uWu fow destiny, ^-^ make x3 cwuew uWu way -^.^ Thwough ^-^ wanks >_> of ;;w;; Gweekish youth; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have uWu seen ^.^ thee, -UwU As ^.^ hot as ÚwÚ Pewseus, xDD spuw >w< thy >w< Phwygian ^-^ steed, -:33 Despising many ^w^ fowfeits ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ subduements, -When :3 thou x3 hast :3 hung >w< thy OwO advanced >_< swowd >w< i' th' :3 aiw, -:3 Nyot >_> wetting ^.^ it decline uWu on OwO the decwinyed; -:33 That I ^.^ have ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< some my standews-by -^-^ 'Wo, Jupiter :3 is UwU yondew, deawing :3 wife!' -And I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee :3 pause ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy breath, -When UwU that :3 a ring >_> of ÚwÚ Gweeks ^.^ have hemm'd ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ in, -;;w;; Wike OwO an x3 Owympian wrestling. :3 This ^.^ have I :3 seen; -But :3 this >w< thy countenyance, still wock'd in steel, -I never ^-^ saw ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. I knew >w< thy grandsire, -And UwU once xDD fought with >_> him. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a sowdiew uWu good, -But, uWu by gweat xDD Maws, OwO the x3 captain >_> of OwO us aww, -uWu Nyevew >_< wike thee. :33 O, let OwO an ^.^ owd man ^w^ embwace thee; -And, >w< wowthy warrior, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tents. -AENEAS. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^.^ owd xDD Nyestow. -OwO HECTOW. >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^.^ thee, good ^.^ owd ^w^ chwonyicwe, -:33 That x3 hast OwO so wong uWu wawk'd hand in hand with xDD time. -uWu Most OwO wevewend ;;w;; Nyestow, I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to cwasp thee. -NyESTOW. I would my ÚwÚ awms :33 couwd ^-^ match ÚwÚ thee in uWu contention -UwU As uWu they >w< contend with ÚwÚ thee in courtesy. -OwO HECTOW. I would uWu they uWu couwd. -NyESTOW. Ha! -By :3 this >_> white ÚwÚ beawd, :3 I'd fight with ÚwÚ thee >w< to-mowwow. -Weww, welcome, welcome! I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the xDD time. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I wonder :3 nyow how :33 yondew :33 city :3 stands, -When ^-^ we ^.^ have here xDD hew base ÚwÚ and ^-^ piwwaw uWu by ÚwÚ us. -OwO HECTOW. I xDD knyow >_> youw >_< favouw, Wowd ^.^ Uwysses, :33 weww. -xDD Ah, ;;w;; siw, :33 thewe's many :3 a UwU Gweek ÚwÚ and >_> Twoyan OwO dead, -x3 Since ^.^ fiwst I ^-^ saw yourself ÚwÚ and >_< Diomed -UwU In >_< Iwion uWu on >_> youw ;;w;; Gweekish embassy. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Siw, I foretold you then what would uWu ensue. -UwU My prophecy :3 is uWu but half his journey yet; ->_< Fow :33 yondew wawws, UwU that pewtwy xDD fwont >_> youw ;;w;; town, -:33 Yond >_> towews, uWu whose >_< wanton :3 tops ^-^ do UwU buss OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, -Must ÚwÚ kiss theiw >_> own ;;w;; feet. -OwO HECTOW. I >w< must ^.^ nyot believe you. -Thewe uWu they ^.^ stand yet; ÚwÚ and modestwy I ÚwÚ think -The ^-^ faww >_> of every >w< Phwygian stonye uWu wiww uWu cost -OwO A >_> dwop >_> of Grecian bwood. The ^-^ end >w< cwowns uWu aww; -And UwU that ^.^ owd ^w^ common uWu awbitwatow, Time, -uWu Wiww ^-^ onye :3 day ^-^ end it. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ So ^-^ to him ^-^ we xDD weave it. -uWu Most gentwe ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant xDD Hectow, welcome. -:33 Aftew OwO the ^w^ Genyewaw, I uWu beseech you next -ÚwÚ To feast with me ÚwÚ and UwU see me at my >w< tent. ->w< ACHIWWES. I uWu shaww fowestaww ^.^ thee, Wowd ^.^ Uwysses, thou! -Nyow, xDD Hectow, I ^.^ have ^-^ fed >_< minye eyes uWu on thee; -I ^.^ have with ^w^ exact view pewus'd ^.^ thee, xDD Hectow, -And ;;w;; quoted >_< joint uWu by :3 joint. -OwO HECTOW. ^-^ Is :3 this :33 Achiwwes? ->w< ACHIWWES. I x3 am ÚwÚ Achiwwes. -OwO HECTOW. Stand :33 faiw, I pray thee; let me ÚwÚ wook uWu on thee. ->w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Behowd >w< thy fiww. -OwO HECTOW. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have x3 donye awweady. ->w< ACHIWWES. Thou art xDD too brief. I uWu wiww OwO the uWu second UwU time, -UwU As I would ^-^ buy ^.^ thee, view ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wimb uWu by >w< wimb. -OwO HECTOW. :33 O, >_< wike :3 a book >_> of uWu spowt x3 thou'wt ;;w;; wead me o'er; -But :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe in me than :3 thou :3 undewstand'st. -UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou OwO so oppress me with UwU thinye x3 eye? ->w< ACHIWWES. >_> Teww uWu me, you uWu heavens, in ;;w;; which part >_> of his ÚwÚ body -:33 Shaww I >_< destwoy OwO him? :3 Whethew there, ^w^ ow there, ^w^ ow thewe? -:33 That I ^-^ may ^w^ give OwO the UwU wocaw x3 wound :3 a uWu nyame, -And ^-^ make distinct OwO the vewy :33 bweach whereout -Hector's gweat spirit flew. Answer uWu me, x3 heavens. -OwO HECTOW. ^w^ It would >w< discwedit OwO the bwest >_< gods, >_> pwoud man, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew such :3 a :33 question. Stand again. -uWu Think'st :3 thou ^-^ to catch my life OwO so uWu pweasantwy -UwU As ^-^ to prenominate in nice >_< conjectuwe -:3 Whewe :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 hit me ;;w;; dead? ->w< ACHIWWES. I tell ÚwÚ thee >_> yea. -OwO HECTOW. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO an >w< owacwe ^-^ to tell me so, -:3 I'd ^.^ nyot believe thee. :33 Hencefowth guawd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ->_< Fow I'll ^.^ nyot :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee there, :3 nyow there, :3 nyow :3 thewe; -But, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; fowge UwU that uWu stithied >w< Maws his hewm, -I'll :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee everywhere, ^-^ yea, o'ew ÚwÚ and o'er. -You >_< wisest x3 Gwecians, pawdon me :3 this ÚwÚ bwag. -His insowence dwaws ^.^ fowwy ^-^ fwom my lips; -But I'll ^.^ endeavouw deeds ^-^ to ^-^ match ^.^ these x3 wowds, -Ow ^-^ may I nyevew- -uWu AJAX. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; chafe ^.^ thee, UwU cousin; -And you, Achilles, let ^.^ these ^.^ thweats :3 awonye -;;w;; Tiww accident ^w^ ow OwO puwpose bwing you to't. -You ^-^ may ^.^ have every :3 day enough >_> of xDD Hectow, ->w< If you ^.^ have :3 stomach. The ^w^ genyewaw state, I feaw, -^w^ Can scarce entweat you ^-^ to >w< be uWu odd with >_> him. -OwO HECTOW. I pray you let OwO us UwU see you in OwO the OwO fiewd; -We ^.^ have xDD had xDD pewting wars >_< since you wefus'd -The >_< Gwecians' ^.^ cause. ->w< ACHIWWES. Dost :3 thou entweat uWu me, Hector? ->w< To-mowwow ^-^ do I ^.^ meet ^.^ thee, feww as ^w^ death; -To-nyight >w< aww >_< fwiends. -OwO HECTOW. x3 Thy hand x3 upon UwU that ^w^ match. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. First, >w< aww you x3 peews >_> of Greece, >w< go ^-^ to my tent; -Thewe in OwO the :33 fuww ;;w;; convive ÚwÚ we; afterwards, -UwU As Hector's :3 weisuwe ÚwÚ and >_> youw bounties uWu shaww -uWu Concuw togethew, :3 sevewawwy entweat >_> him. -^.^ Beat loud OwO the tambouwinyes, let OwO the OwO twumpets bwow, -:33 That :3 this gweat sowdiew ^-^ may his ^-^ wewcome know. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but TROILUS ÚwÚ and >w< UWYSSES ->_< TWOIWUS. UwU My Wowd ^.^ Uwysses, tell uWu me, I uWu beseech you, -UwU In what place >_> of OwO the field doth Calchas >w< keep? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ At Menyewaus' >_> tent, UwU most >_< pwincewy Troilus. -Thewe >_< Diomed doth feast with him to-night, -OwO Who neither looks x3 upon OwO the >w< heaven :3 nyow :3 eawth, -But gives >w< aww xDD gaze ÚwÚ and bent >_> of amorous view -uWu On OwO the fair Cwessid. ->_< TWOIWUS. :33 Shaww OwO I, ^w^ sweet lord, >w< be bound ^-^ to you OwO so xDD much, -:33 Aftew ^-^ we part ^-^ fwom ^-^ Agamemnyon's >_> tent, -ÚwÚ To bwing me ^w^ thithew? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You uWu shaww xDD command uWu me, sir. -UwU As gentwe tell me >_> of what uWu honyouw ÚwÚ was -:3 This :33 Cwessida in Twoy? Had ^.^ she nyo >_> wuvw there -:33 That >_> waiws xDD hew absence? ->_< TWOIWUS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to such as ^-^ boasting show theiw ;;w;; scaws -OwO A xDD mock :3 is due. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk OwO on, my UwU wowd? -She ÚwÚ was >_< bewov'd, ^.^ she lov'd; ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_> doth; -But still ^w^ sweet love :3 is >_< food uWu fow >_< fowtunye's UwU tooth. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. -The Grecian x3 camp. Before OwO the tent >_> of ÚwÚ ACHIWWES - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS - ->w< ACHIWWES. I'll heat his UwU bwood with ;;w;; Gweekish xDD winye to-night, -^w^ Which with my >w< scimitaw I'll cool >w< to-mowwow. -Patroclus, let OwO us feast him ^-^ to OwO the xDD height. -PATWOCWUS. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO Thewsites. - -x3 Entew >_> THEWSITES - ->w< ACHIWWES. OwO How nyow, :3 thou cowe >_> of OwO envy! -Thou uWu cwusty ÚwÚ batch >_> of UwU nyatuwe, ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? -^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou UwU pictuwe >_> of what :3 thou seemest, ÚwÚ and >w< idow >_> of -ÚwÚ idiot wowshippews, >w< hewe's :3 a letter uWu fow thee. ->w< ACHIWWES. From whence, fwagment? -^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou :33 fuww dish >_> of fool, ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. -PATWOCWUS. OwO Who >_< keeps OwO the tent ^w^ nyow? -^-^ THEWSITES. The ÚwÚ suwgeon's ;;w;; box ^w^ ow OwO the x3 patient's wound. -PATWOCWUS. ^.^ Weww said, >w< Advewsity! ÚwÚ and what ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ these >_< twicks? -^-^ THEWSITES. Prithee, >w< be silent, >w< boy; I >w< pwofit ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< thy x3 tawk; :3 thou -art ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be Achiwwes' mawe ^w^ vawwet. -PATWOCWUS. uWu Mawe ÚwÚ vawwet, you wogue! What's ÚwÚ that? -^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, his ÚwÚ mascuwinye whowe. Nyow, OwO the rotten ÚwÚ diseases >_> of -OwO the uWu south, OwO the ^-^ guts-gwiping >_> wuptuwes, catarrhs, :3 woads o' uWu gwavew -in OwO the ^w^ back, lethargies, x3 cowd pawsies, OwO waw >_> eyes, OwO diwt-wotten ->_> wivews, xDD wheezing lungs, bladders :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ imposthume, ÚwÚ sciaticas, -limekilns >w< i' th' x3 pawm, :3 incuwabwe bone-ache, ÚwÚ and OwO the rivelled x3 fee- -ÚwÚ simpwe >_> of OwO the uWu tettew, UwU take ÚwÚ and UwU take UwU again such x3 pwepostewous -^w^ discuvwies! -PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou x3 damnyabwe ;;w;; box >_> of envy, thou, what UwU meanyest :3 thou -^-^ to ^w^ cuwse ^.^ thus? -^-^ THEWSITES. Do I ^w^ cuwse OwO thee? -PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ Why, no, you ÚwÚ wuinyous butt; you whoreson -;;w;; indistinguishabwe cur, nyo. -^-^ THEWSITES. Nyo! UwU Why art thou, then, exasperate, :3 thou :33 idwe immatewiaw -;;w;; skein >_> of sweid silk, :3 thou green OwO sawcenyet flap uWu fow :3 a >_> sowe eye, -:3 thou uWu tassew >_> of :3 a prodigal's ^-^ puwse, thou? xDD Ah, how OwO the UwU poow x3 wowwd :3 is -pest'wed with such >w< watew-fwies-diminyutives >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! -PATWOCWUS. :33 Out, gaww! -^-^ THEWSITES. ^.^ Finch ÚwÚ egg! ->w< ACHIWWES. UwU My ^w^ sweet Patroclus, I x3 am thwarted ^-^ quite -From my gweat OwO puwpose in uWu to-mowwow's x3 battwe. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter ^-^ fwom Queen :3 Hecuba, -OwO A token ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> daughtew, my fair love, -Both UwU taxing me ÚwÚ and ^w^ gaging me ^-^ to ^-^ keep -An OwO oath UwU that I ^.^ have swown. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< bweak it. -UwU Faww >_< Gweeks; x3 faiw x3 fame; uWu honyouw ^w^ ow >w< go ^w^ ow stay; -UwU My OwO majow x3 vow :3 wies ;;w;; hewe, :3 this I'll ;;w;; obey. -^w^ Come, xDD come, Thersites, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to xDD twim my tent; -:3 This night in ;;w;; banqueting >w< must >w< aww >w< be >w< spent. -Away, ÚwÚ Patwocwus! Exit with ;;w;; PATWOCWUS -^-^ THEWSITES. x3 With xDD too >w< much UwU bwood ÚwÚ and xDD too wittwe bwain ^.^ these two ^-^ may -run mad; ;;w;; but, ^-^ if with xDD too >w< much bwain ÚwÚ and ^-^ to wittwe UwU bwood uWu they uWu do, -I'll >w< be :3 a :33 cuwew >_> of >w< madmen. Here's ^-^ Agamemnyon, OwO an >w< honyest :3 fewwow -enyough, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that loves quaiws, uWu but ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much bwain -as ^-^ eaw-wax; ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ twansfowmation >_> of Jupiter there, his -:33 bwothew, OwO the bull, OwO the ^.^ pwimitive >_> statue ÚwÚ and :33 obwique ÚwÚ memowiaw >_> of -cuckolds, :3 a thwifty shoeing-hown in :3 a :33 chain, :33 hanging at his ->_< bwothew's leg-to what fowm uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; is, shouwd ÚwÚ wit larded with -malice, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawice fowced with wit, xDD tuwn him UwU to? ÚwÚ To OwO an ass, ;;w;; wewe -nothing: ^.^ he :3 is uWu both ;;w;; ass ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ox. ÚwÚ To OwO an ox, ;;w;; wewe nothing: ^.^ he :3 is uWu both ->_> ox ÚwÚ and ass. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a dog, :3 a OwO muwe, :3 a ^w^ cat, :3 a ^.^ fitchew, :3 a x3 toad, :3 a -^.^ wizawd, OwO an ÚwÚ oww, :3 a put-tock, ^w^ ow :3 a >_> hewwing ^-^ without :3 a roe, I would -^.^ nyot care; uWu but ^-^ to >w< be Menelaus, I would :33 conspiwe x3 against destiny. -^-^ Ask me ^.^ nyot what I would ^.^ be, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot x3 Thewsites; uWu fow I cawe -^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be OwO the ;;w;; wouse >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wazaw, OwO so I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot Menyewaus. >_> Hey-day! -sprites ÚwÚ and fires! - -x3 Entew uWu HECTOW, TWOIWUS, uWu AJAX, x3 AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, ->_> NyESTOW, MENELAUS, ÚwÚ and DIOMEDES, with lights - -xDD AGAMEMNyON. We >w< go ^.^ wwong, ^-^ we >w< go ^.^ wwong. -uWu AJAX. No, :33 yondew 'tis; -Thewe, xDD whewe ^-^ we UwU see OwO the wights. -OwO HECTOW. I twoubwe you. -uWu AJAX. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES - -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ^w^ guide you. ->w< ACHIWWES. Wewcome, bwave :3 Hectow; welcome, ;;w;; Pwinces all. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ So nyow, fair Prince >_> of Twoy, I ;;w;; bid good >_< nyight; ->_< Ajax ÚwÚ commands OwO the guawd ^-^ to tend uWu on you. -OwO HECTOW. ÚwÚ Thanks, ÚwÚ and good night ^-^ to OwO the >_< Gweeks' ^.^ genyewaw. -MENELAUS. Good night, my :33 wowd. -OwO HECTOW. Good night, ^w^ sweet Wowd Menyewaus. -^-^ THEWSITES. ^.^ Sweet dwaught! >_> 'Sweet' OwO quoth 'a? -^.^ Sweet ^w^ sink, ^w^ sweet ^w^ sewew! ->w< ACHIWWES. Good night ÚwÚ and welcome, uWu both at once, ^-^ to x3 those -:33 That >w< go ^w^ ow tarry. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. Good ^-^ nyight. ->_< Exeunt ^-^ AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and >_< MENyEWAUS ->w< ACHIWWES. Old Nestor tawwies; ÚwÚ and you UwU too, ;;w;; Diomed, -Keep >_< Hectow >_> company OwO an hour ^w^ ow ^-^ two. -uWu DIOMEDES. I :33 cannyot, ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have ÚwÚ impowtant businyess, -The >_< tide ^w^ wheweof :3 is OwO nyow. Good night, gweat Hector. -OwO HECTOW. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ^w^ TWOIWUS] Follow his torch; ^.^ he :33 goes ^-^ to -xDD Cawchas' tent; I'll ^-^ keep you :33 company. ->_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; siw, you uWu honyouw >_> me. -OwO HECTOW. And so, good ^-^ nyight. -Exit OwO DIOMEDES; >w< UWYSSES ÚwÚ and TROILUS following ->w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ entew my >w< tent. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> THEWSITES -^-^ THEWSITES. :33 That >_> same OwO Diomed's :3 a false-hearted wogue, :3 a UwU most ^.^ unjust -knave; I uWu wiww nyo ^-^ mowe xDD twust him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ weews than I uWu wiww :3 a -sewpent when ^.^ he hisses. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww uWu spend his OwO mouth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwomise, >_< wike -:3 Bwabbwew OwO the hound; uWu but when ^.^ he >_> pewfowms, ^w^ astwonyomews foweteww -OwO it: ^.^ it :3 is OwO pwodigious, there uWu wiww come >w< some ÚwÚ change; OwO the >_< sun -borrows >_> of OwO the ^-^ moon when >_< Diomed >_< keeps his :33 wowd. I uWu wiww wathew -xDD weave ^-^ to UwU see >_< Hectow than ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ dog >_> him. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he >_< keeps :3 a ->_> Twoyan ^w^ dwab, ÚwÚ and :3 uses OwO the >_> twaitow xDD Cawchas' >w< tent. I'll >w< aftew. -Nyothing uWu but ^.^ wechewy! ^-^ Aww incontinyent >_< vawwets! Exit - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. -The Grecian x3 camp. Before :33 CAWCHAS' tent - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES - -uWu DIOMEDES. >_> What, awe you OwO up ;;w;; hewe, ho? ;;w;; Speak. -xDD CAWCHAS. xDD [Within] OwO Who calls? -uWu DIOMEDES. OwO Diomed. ;;w;; Cawchas, I uWu think. Where's >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? -xDD CAWCHAS. xDD [Within] She comes ^-^ to you. - -x3 Entew TROILUS ÚwÚ and UWYSSES, at :3 a >w< distance; aftew them ->_> THEWSITES - -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Stand xDD whewe OwO the towch ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ discuvw ÚwÚ us. - -x3 Entew xDD CWESSIDA - ->_< TWOIWUS. >w< Cwessid comes :3 fowth ^-^ to >_> him. -uWu DIOMEDES. OwO How nyow, my :3 chawge! -CRESSIDA. Nyow, my ^w^ sweet guardian! Hawk, :3 a >_> wowd with you. -[Whispers] ->_< TWOIWUS. xDD Yea, OwO so :3 famiwiaw! -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. She uWu wiww sing ^-^ any man at ^.^ fiwst ^w^ sight. -^-^ THEWSITES. And ^-^ any man ^-^ may sing UwU hew, ^-^ if ^.^ he can UwU take xDD hew ^.^ cwiff; -she's >_> nyoted. -uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Wiww you remember? -CRESSIDA. >w< Wemembew? ÚwÚ Yes. -uWu DIOMEDES. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but uWu do, then; -And let >_> youw :33 mind >w< be OwO coupwed with >_> youw wowds. ->_< TWOIWUS. What uWu shaww ^.^ she remember? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ;;w;; Wist! -CRESSIDA. ^.^ Sweet honey Greek, >_> tempt me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to fowwy. -^-^ THEWSITES. Roguery! -uWu DIOMEDES. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 then- -CRESSIDA. I'll tell you ^.^ what- -uWu DIOMEDES. >_< Fo, >_> fo! xDD come, tell :3 a x3 pin; you awe :3 a forsworn- -CRESSIDA. UwU In :33 faith, I :3 cannyot. What would you ^.^ have me x3 do? -^-^ THEWSITES. OwO A :3 juggwing uWu twick, ^-^ to >w< be secwetwy xDD open. -uWu DIOMEDES. What >_> did you uWu sweaw you would bestow uWu on x3 me? -CRESSIDA. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot howd me ^-^ to >_< minye >_> oath; -UwU Bid me ^-^ do ^w^ anything uWu but UwU that, ^w^ sweet >_> Gweek. -uWu DIOMEDES. Good ^-^ nyight. ->_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Howd, >_> patience! -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO How nyow, xDD Twoyan! -CRESSIDA. Diomed! -uWu DIOMEDES. No, no, good >_< nyight; I'll >w< be >_> youw OwO foow nyo more. ->_< TWOIWUS. x3 Thy better :3 must. -CRESSIDA. >_> Hawk! :3 a >_> wowd in >_> youw OwO eaw. ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 O pwague ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ madnyess! -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You awe moved, Prince; let OwO us x3 depawt, I pray, -Lest >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe shouwd ÚwÚ enwawge itsewf -ÚwÚ To xDD wwathfuw tewms. :3 This place :3 is dangerous; -The UwU time ^.^ wight >_< deadwy; I uWu beseech you, ^.^ go. ->_< TWOIWUS. >_< Behowd, I pray you. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< go off; -You flow ^-^ to gweat >_> distwaction; xDD come, my :33 wowd. ->_< TWOIWUS. I ÚwÚ pwithee >_> stay. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot patience; come. ->_< TWOIWUS. I pray you, stay; uWu by heww ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 heww's ;;w;; towments, -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. -uWu DIOMEDES. And so, good ^-^ nyight. -CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but you part in ;;w;; angew. ->_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Doth UwU that >w< gwieve OwO thee? :3 O withered ^-^ twuth! -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? ->_< TWOIWUS. By :33 Juv, I uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ patient. -CRESSIDA. ^w^ Guawdian! ÚwÚ Why, Gweek! -uWu DIOMEDES. >_< Fo, >_> fo! ;;w;; adieu! you ^.^ pawtew. -CRESSIDA. UwU In :33 faith, I ^-^ do not. Come UwU hithew UwU once again. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You OwO shake, my lord, at UwU something; uWu wiww you go? -You uWu wiww >_< bweak >_< out. ->_< TWOIWUS. She UwU stwokes his uWu cheek. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ Come, come. ->_< TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, stay; uWu by :33 Juv, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak :3 a uWu wowd: -Thewe :3 is :3 between my uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >w< aww offences -OwO A guawd >_> of uWu patience. uWu Stay :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. -^-^ THEWSITES. OwO How OwO the ^w^ deviw luxury, with his UwU fat ÚwÚ wump ÚwÚ and potato -fingew, x3 tickwes ^.^ these uWu togethew! >w< Fwy, ^-^ wechewy, ;;w;; fwy! -uWu DIOMEDES. But uWu wiww you, ^.^ then? -CRESSIDA. UwU In :33 faith, I wiww, ^-^ wo; never xDD twust me >w< ewse. -uWu DIOMEDES. >w< Give me >w< some token uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; suwety >_> of it. -CRESSIDA. I'll ÚwÚ fetch you ^w^ onye. Exit -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You ^.^ have sworn uWu patience. ->_< TWOIWUS. OwO Feaw me ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ÚwÚ mysewf, :3 nyow ^.^ have cognition -x3 Of what I feew. I x3 am >w< aww uWu patience. - -;;w;; We-entew xDD CWESSIDA - -^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow OwO the pwedge; nyow, nyow, nyow! -CRESSIDA. Here, ;;w;; Diomed, ^-^ keep :3 this sleeve. ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 O uWu beauty! xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy ÚwÚ faith? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU My wowd! ->_< TWOIWUS. I uWu wiww >w< be patient; >_< outwawdwy I uWu wiww. -CRESSIDA. You ÚwÚ wook x3 upon UwU that sweeve; >w< behowd ^.^ it :33 weww. -ÚwÚ He :33 wov'd me-O false :3 wench!-Give't me again. -uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Whose was't? -CRESSIDA. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter, :3 nyow I ^-^ ha't again. -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet with you to-morrow ^-^ nyight. -I ;;w;; pwithee, ;;w;; Diomed, >w< visit me nyo more. -^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow ^.^ she xDD shawpens. ^.^ Weww said, :3 whetstonye. -uWu DIOMEDES. I uWu shaww ^.^ have it. -CRESSIDA. >_> What, uWu this? -uWu DIOMEDES. >w< Ay, ;;w;; that. -CRESSIDA. :3 O >w< aww you x3 gods! :3 O pretty, pwetty OwO pwedge! -x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 nyow :3 wies >w< thinking uWu on his bed -x3 Of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes my x3 gwuv, -And gives ÚwÚ memowiaw dainty OwO kisses ^-^ to it, -UwU As I ÚwÚ kiss thee. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< snyatch ^.^ it ^-^ fwom me; -ÚwÚ He UwU that ^-^ takes UwU that doth UwU take my OwO heawt :3 withaw. -uWu DIOMEDES. I xDD had >_> youw OwO heawt ^.^ befowe; :3 this UwU fowwows it. ->_< TWOIWUS. I >_> did uWu sweaw uWu patience. -CRESSIDA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have it, OwO Diomed; :33 faith, you uWu shaww not; -I'll ^w^ give you xDD something >w< ewse. -uWu DIOMEDES. I uWu wiww ^.^ have ÚwÚ this. uWu Whose ÚwÚ was it? -CRESSIDA. ^w^ It :3 is nyo OwO mattew. -uWu DIOMEDES. ^w^ Come, tell me uWu whose ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. -CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> onye's UwU that :33 wov'd me better than you uWu wiww. -But, :3 nyow you ^.^ have it, UwU take it. -uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Whose ÚwÚ was it? -CRESSIDA. By >w< aww >_> Dianya's ^w^ waiting >w< women >_< yond, -And uWu by herself, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot tell you >_> whose. -uWu DIOMEDES. >w< To-mowwow uWu wiww I wear ^.^ it uWu on my hewm, -And >w< gwieve his spirit UwU that dawes ^.^ nyot challenge it. ->_< TWOIWUS. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and ^w^ wow'st ^.^ it uWu on >w< thy horn, -^w^ It shouwd >w< be ^.^ chawweng'd. -CRESSIDA. Weww, well, 'tis >_< donye, 'tis ÚwÚ past; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is not; -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep my :33 wowd. -uWu DIOMEDES. ÚwÚ Why, then faweweww; -Thou never ^-^ shawt xDD mock >_< Diomed again. -CRESSIDA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. >_< Onye cannyot speak :3 a >_> wowd -But ^.^ it straight ^-^ stawts you. -uWu DIOMEDES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 this >w< foowing. -^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow OwO I, uWu by Pluto; uWu but UwU that UwU that wikes ^.^ nyot you -UwU Pweases me >_> best. -uWu DIOMEDES. >_> What, uWu shaww I ^.^ come? The ^.^ houw- -CRESSIDA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ come-O Juv! Do come. I uWu shaww >w< be >_< pwagu'd. -uWu DIOMEDES. Farewell ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. -CRESSIDA. Good ^-^ nyight. I ÚwÚ pwithee come. Exit ÚwÚ DIOMEDES -^w^ Twoiwus, faweweww! >_< Onye eye ÚwÚ yet looks uWu on thee; -But with my OwO heawt OwO the uWu othew eye doth :3 see. -xDD Ah, UwU poow ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ sex! :3 this fauwt in OwO us I find, -The error >_> of ^-^ ouw eye directs ^-^ ouw mind. -What error weads >w< must UwU eww; :33 O, then conclude, -UwU Minds xDD sway'd uWu by eyes awe :33 fuww >_> of OwO tuwpitude. Exit -^-^ THEWSITES. OwO A >_> pwoof >_> of OwO stwength ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot pubwish :3 mowe, ->_< Unwess ^.^ she ^w^ said >w< 'My :33 mind :3 is :3 nyow tuwn'd ^-^ whowe.' -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. x3 Aww's >_< donye, my :33 wowd. ->_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ It is. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Why stay >_> we, ^.^ then? ->_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >_> wecowdation ^-^ to my ^w^ souw -x3 Of every syllable UwU that here ÚwÚ was spoke. -But ^-^ if I tell how ^.^ these two >_> did ÚwÚ coact, -:33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot lie in ;;w;; pubwishing :3 a truth? -;;w;; Sith ÚwÚ yet there :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ cwedence in my xDD heawt, -An esperance OwO so OwO obstinyatewy ^w^ stwong, -:33 That doth OwO invewt th' >w< attest >_> of eyes ÚwÚ and ears; -UwU As ^-^ if x3 those ^.^ owgans xDD had deceptious ^.^ functions -Created only ^-^ to calumniate. ->_> Was >w< Cwessid hewe? -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I cannyot OwO conjuwe, x3 Twoyan. ->_< TWOIWUS. She ÚwÚ was ;;w;; nyot, sure. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. uWu Most ^w^ suwe ^.^ she ÚwÚ was. ->_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Why, my nyegation ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ taste >_> of madnyess. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Nyow ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. >w< Cwessid ÚwÚ was here uWu but OwO nyow. ->_< TWOIWUS. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be bewiev'd uWu fow ;;w;; womanhood. ->w< Think, ^-^ we xDD had >_> mothews; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give ^w^ advantage -ÚwÚ To :3 stubbown critics, >_< apt, ^-^ without :3 a theme, ->_< Fow :33 depwavation, ^-^ to :3 squawe OwO the ^w^ genyewaw sex -By ÚwÚ Cwessid's ÚwÚ wuwe. >_< Wathew ÚwÚ think :3 this ^.^ nyot Cwessid. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. What ;;w;; hath ^.^ she >_< donye, Pwince, UwU that can soiw ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mothews? ->_< TWOIWUS. Nyothing at aww, unwess UwU that :3 this ;;w;; wewe she. -^-^ THEWSITES. uWu Wiww UwU 'a >_< swaggew ^-^ himsewf >_< out on's >_> own :3 eyes? ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 This uWu she? Nyo; :3 this :3 is OwO Diomed's Cressida. ->w< If x3 beauty ^.^ have :3 a >_> souw, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot she; ->w< If souws ^w^ guide xDD vows, ^-^ if >_< vows >w< be sanctimonyies, ->w< If sanctimony >w< be OwO the >w< god's >w< dewight, ->w< If there >w< be UwU wuwe in >_> unyity itself, -:3 This ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot she. :3 O UwU madnyess >_> of discouwse, -:33 That cause ^w^ sets OwO up with ÚwÚ and x3 against itself! -Bifold ^.^ authowity! xDD whewe reason can uWu wevowt -Without pewdition, ÚwÚ and woss assume >w< aww reason -Without >w< wevowt: :3 this ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and :3 is ;;w;; nyot, Cwessid. -xDD Within my ^w^ souw there doth conduce :3 a fight -x3 Of :3 this ÚwÚ stwange UwU nyatuwe, UwU that :3 a xDD thing inseparate -Divides ^-^ mowe >_< widew than OwO the OwO sky ÚwÚ and eawth; -And ÚwÚ yet OwO the xDD spacious bweadth >_> of :3 this *looks away* division -Admits nyo uWu owifex uWu fow :3 a point as subtle -UwU As Awiachnye's ^w^ bwoken >_< woof ^-^ to >_> entew. ->_> Instance, :3 O >w< instance! >w< stwong as :3 Pwuto's >_< gates: ->w< Cwessid :3 is ÚwÚ minye, tied with OwO the ÚwÚ bonds >_> of >_< heaven. ->_> Instance, :3 O >w< instance! >w< stwong as >w< heaven ^.^ itsewf: -The ÚwÚ bonds >_> of >w< heaven awe >_> swipp'd, dissolv'd, ÚwÚ and x3 woos'd; -And with another uWu knyot, five-fingew-tied, -The fwactions >_> of xDD hew :33 faith, >_> owts >_> of xDD hew love, -The fragments, UwU scwaps, OwO the OwO bits, ÚwÚ and xDD gweasy >_> wewics -x3 Of xDD hew o'er-eaten :33 faith, awe bound ^-^ to OwO Diomed. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. May >w< wowthy Troilus >w< be hawf-attach'd -x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which here his passion doth x3 expwess? ->_< TWOIWUS. >w< Ay, Greek; ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ divuwged ;;w;; weww -UwU In UwU chawactews as wed as >w< Maws his OwO heawt -Inflam'd with ;;w;; Venyus. uWu Nyevew >_> did x3 young man fancy -x3 With OwO so eternal ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD fix'd :3 a ÚwÚ souw. -Hawk, Gweek: as >w< much as I ^-^ do >w< Cwessid love, -^w^ So >w< much uWu by OwO weight UwU hate I xDD hew OwO Diomed. -:33 That >_< sweeve :3 is >_< minye UwU that :3 he'ww bear uWu on his >w< hewm; -Were ^.^ it :3 a >_> casque :33 compos'd uWu by ^-^ Vuwcan's >_> skiww -UwU My >_< swowd shouwd bite it. :3 Nyot OwO the dreadful >_> spout -^w^ Which :33 shipmen ^-^ do OwO the x3 huwwicanyo ^-^ caww, -^w^ Constwing'd in mass uWu by OwO the almighty >_> sun, -:33 Shaww dizzy with ^-^ mowe clamour Nyeptunye's ear -UwU In his descent than uWu shaww my >_> pwompted >_< swowd -xDD Fawwing uWu on OwO Diomed. -^-^ THEWSITES. He'll :33 tickwe ^.^ it uWu fow his concupy. ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 O ^w^ Cwessid! :3 O false ^w^ Cwessid! fawse, fawse, :33 fawse! ->_> Wet >w< aww OwO untwuths ^.^ stand uWu by >w< thy stained uWu nyame, -And they'll ÚwÚ seem x3 gwowious. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :33 O, contain yourself; -Your passion dwaws ears hithew. - -x3 Entew AENEAS - -AENEAS. I ^.^ have >_< been >w< seeking you :3 this xDD houw, my :33 wowd. -xDD Hectow, uWu by this, :3 is arming him in OwO Twoy; -^w^ Ajax, >_> youw ^-^ guawd, ^w^ stays ^-^ to OwO conduct you UwU home. ->_< TWOIWUS. >_< Have with you, ^.^ Pwince. UwU My courteous lord, ^.^ adieu. -Fairwell, UwU wevowted faiw!-and, ;;w;; Diomed, -Stand fast ÚwÚ and wear :3 a castle uWu on >w< thy head. -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I'll bwing you ^-^ to OwO the xDD gates. ->_< TWOIWUS. OwO Accept ^.^ distwacted :33 thanks. - ->_< Exeunt TWOIWUS, AENEAS. ÚwÚ and >w< UWYSSES - -^-^ THEWSITES. Wouwd I :33 couwd ^.^ meet UwU that wogue Diomed! I would :33 cwoak >_< wike -:3 a ^.^ waven; I would bode, I would uWu bode. Patroclus uWu wiww ^w^ give me -^w^ anything uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; intewwigence >_> of :3 this whore; OwO the >_> pawwot uWu wiww ^.^ nyot -^-^ do ^-^ mowe uWu fow OwO an almond than ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a commodious ^-^ dwab. Wechewy, -^.^ wechewy! OwO Stiww wars ÚwÚ and ^.^ wechewy! Nyothing ewse howds xDD fashion. OwO A -burning ^w^ deviw UwU take them! Exit - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. ->w< Twoy. Before PWIAM'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew HECTOR ÚwÚ and ANDWOMACHE - -ANDWOMACHE. When ÚwÚ was my lord OwO so >w< much x3 ungentwy tempew'd -ÚwÚ To xDD stop his ears x3 against admonyishment? -;;w;; Unyawm, unarm, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fight to-day. -OwO HECTOW. You x3 twain me ^-^ to offend OwO you; >_< get you in. -By >w< aww OwO the xDD evewwasting >_< gods, I'll ^.^ go. -ANDWOMACHE. UwU My >_> dweams wiww, ;;w;; suwe, ^w^ pwuv ominyous ^-^ to OwO the day. -OwO HECTOW. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I >w< say. - -x3 Entew CASSANDWA - -CASSANDWA. :3 Whewe :3 is my bwothew Hector? -ANDWOMACHE. Here, ;;w;; sistew, arm'd, ÚwÚ and bwoody in intent. -Consowt with me in loud ÚwÚ and dear ÚwÚ petition, -UwU Puwsue ^-^ we him uWu on knyees; uWu fow I ^.^ have dreamt -x3 Of bwoody ^.^ tuwbuwence, ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD whowe night -;;w;; Hath nyothing >_< been uWu but >_> shapes ÚwÚ and >_> fowms >_> of :33 swaughtew. -CASSANDWA. :33 O, 'tis :3 twue! -OwO HECTOW. ^.^ Ho! ;;w;; bid my twumpet :3 sound. -CASSANDWA. :3 Nyo :3 nyotes >_> of sawwy, uWu fow OwO the uWu heavens, ^w^ sweet ^-^ bwothew! -OwO HECTOW. Be gone, I >w< say. The UwU gods ^.^ have heard me uWu sweaw. -CASSANDWA. The UwU gods awe xDD deaf ^-^ to ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and peevish ;;w;; vows; -^.^ They awe polluted UwU off'wings, ^-^ mowe abhorr'd ->w< Than >_> spotted livers in OwO the sacrifice. -ANDWOMACHE. :33 O, >w< be ^.^ pewsuaded! Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; count ^.^ it holy -ÚwÚ To hurt uWu by being :3 just. ^w^ It :3 is as lawful, ->_< Fow ^-^ we would ^w^ give xDD much, ^-^ to ;;w;; use viowent UwU thefts -And x3 wob in OwO the behawf >_> of >_> chawity. -CASSANDWA. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the OwO puwpose UwU that makes >w< stwong OwO the UwU vow; -But >_< vows ^-^ to every OwO puwpose >w< must ^.^ nyot howd. -;;w;; Unyawm, ^w^ sweet Hector. -OwO HECTOW. Hold you stiww, I >w< say. -Minye uWu honyouw >_< keeps OwO the weather >_> of my ^.^ fate. -:33 Wife every man howds dear; uWu but OwO the dear man -uWu Howds uWu honyouw :3 faw ^-^ mowe pwecious dear than wife. - -x3 Entew TROILUS - -OwO How nyow, x3 young ^w^ man! ^-^ Mean'st :3 thou ^-^ to fight uWu to-day? -ANDWOMACHE. Cassandra, caww my fathew ^-^ to OwO pewsuade. -Exit CASSANDWA -OwO HECTOW. No, :33 faith, x3 young ^w^ Twoiwus; >w< doff >w< thy harness, youth; -I x3 am OwO to-day >w< i' th' :3 vein >_> of chivalry. ->_> Wet gwow >w< thy sinyews ÚwÚ tiww theiw ^-^ knyots >w< be ^w^ stwong, -And >_> tempt ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO the brushes >_> of OwO the waw. -Unarm ^.^ thee, ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and x3 doubt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, bwave OwO boy, -I'll ^.^ stand OwO to-day uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and me ÚwÚ and >w< Twoy. ->_< TWOIWUS. xDD Bwothew, you ^.^ have :3 a OwO vice >_> of UwU mewcy in you -^w^ Which better ^-^ fits :3 a x3 wion than :3 a xDD man. -OwO HECTOW. What OwO vice :3 is UwU that, good Troilus? ->_< Chide me uWu fow it. ->_< TWOIWUS. When many xDD times OwO the :33 captive Grecian falls, ->_< Even in OwO the fan ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind >_> of >_> youw fair ;;w;; swowd, -You ;;w;; bid them xDD wise ÚwÚ and wive. -OwO HECTOW. :33 O, 'tis fair uWu pway! ->_< TWOIWUS. Foow's play, uWu by UwU heaven, Hector. -OwO HECTOW. OwO How nyow! how nyow! ->_< TWOIWUS. >_< Fow th' love >_> of >w< aww OwO the >_< gods, -Let's xDD weave OwO the hermit UwU Pity with ^-^ ouw mother; -And when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ ouw awmouws :3 buckwed OwO on, -The venom'd ;;w;; vengeance ride x3 upon ^-^ ouw uWu swowds, -:33 Spuw them ^-^ to wuthfuw work, rein them ^-^ fwom ;;w;; wuth! -OwO HECTOW. :33 Fie, ^-^ savage, fie! ->_< TWOIWUS. xDD Hectow, then 'tis ;;w;; waws. -OwO HECTOW. ^w^ Twoiwus, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you fight to-day. ->_< TWOIWUS. OwO Who shouwd withhold x3 me? -:3 Nyot >w< fate, ÚwÚ obedience, :3 nyow OwO the hand >_> of >w< Maws -Beck'nying with :33 fiewy ;;w;; twuncheon my wetiwe; -:3 Nyot Pwiamus ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hecuba uWu on knees, -Their eyes ^-^ o'ewgawwed with recourse >_> of teaws; -Nyow you, my :33 bwothew, with >_> youw OwO twue >_< swowd ÚwÚ dwawn, -^-^ Oppos'd ^-^ to :33 hindew uWu me, shouwd xDD stop my >_< way, -But uWu by my wuin. - -;;w;; We-entew UwU CASSANDWA, with x3 PWIAM - -CASSANDWA. >w< Way howd x3 upon ^w^ him, Priam, howd him uWu fast; -ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< thy >w< cwutch; :3 nyow ^-^ if :3 thou wose >w< thy ÚwÚ stay, -Thou uWu on him ^-^ weanying, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ Twoy uWu on ^.^ thee, -UwU Faww >w< aww >w< togethew. -PWIAM. ^w^ Come, xDD Hectow, xDD come, >w< go ^-^ back. -x3 Thy UwU wife ;;w;; hath dweamt; >w< thy mothew ;;w;; hath xDD had OwO visions; -;;w;; Cassandwa doth fowesee; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf -OwO Am >_< wike :3 a prophet :33 suddenwy >_> enwapt -ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee UwU that :3 this :3 day :3 is :3 ominyous. -:33 Thewefowe, come ^-^ back. -OwO HECTOW. ^.^ Aenyeas :3 is >_< a-fiewd; -And I ^-^ do ^.^ stand ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ to many Gweeks, ->_< Even in OwO the :3 faith >_> of valour, ^-^ to :3 appeaw -:3 This xDD mownying ^-^ to ^.^ them. -PWIAM. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. -OwO HECTOW. I >w< must ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my ;;w;; faith. -You xDD knyow me ^w^ dutifuw; ^.^ thewefowe, dear ;;w;; siw, ->_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ^.^ wespect; uWu but ^w^ give me xDD weave -ÚwÚ To UwU take UwU that ^-^ couwse uWu by >_> youw consent ÚwÚ and >w< voice -^w^ Which you ^-^ do here fowbid uWu me, :33 woyaw Pwiam. -CASSANDWA. :3 O Priam, ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 him! -ANDWOMACHE. Do ;;w;; nyot, dear father. -OwO HECTOW. >w< Andwomache, I x3 am uWu offended with you. -:3 Upon OwO the love you bear uWu me, >_< get you in. -Exit ANDWOMACHE ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 This UwU foowish, dweaming, supewstitious UwU giww -:3 Makes >w< aww ^.^ these OwO bodements. -CASSANDWA. :33 O, ^.^ faweweww, dear :33 Hectow! -Wook how :3 thou ^-^ diest. Wook how >w< thy eye ;;w;; tuwns ÚwÚ pawe. -Wook how >w< thy wounds ^-^ do bleed at many vents. -UwU Hawk how ^-^ Twoy roars; how ^.^ Hecuba x3 cwies ^-^ out; -OwO How UwU poow Andromache :3 shwiwws xDD hew ;;w;; dowouws fowth; -ÚwÚ Behowd UwU distwaction, frenzy, ÚwÚ and >w< amazement, -;;w;; Wike witless ^.^ antics, ^-^ onye another :33 meet, -And >w< aww cwy, :33 Hectow! Hector's x3 dead! :3 O :33 Hectow! ->_< TWOIWUS. Away, >w< away! -CASSANDWA. ^w^ Faweweww!-yet, ^.^ soft! xDD Hectow, I UwU take my weave. -Thou OwO dost thyself ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^-^ Twoy :3 deceive. Exit -OwO HECTOW. You awe amaz'd, my UwU wiege, at xDD hew exclaim. -uWu Go ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and :33 cheew OwO the UwU town; ^w^ we'ww >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and fight, -Do deeds wowth UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and tell you them at ^-^ nyight. -PWIAM. >w< Faweweww. The UwU gods with >_> safety ^.^ stand about thee! ->_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy x3 PWIAM ÚwÚ and OwO HECTOW. Alarums ->_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ They awe at it, xDD hawk! Proud ;;w;; Diomed, >w< bewieve, -I come ^-^ to wose my arm ^w^ ow ^.^ win my sleeve. - -x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS - -^w^ PANDAWUS. Do you OwO heaw, my UwU wowd? Do you uWu heaw? ->_< TWOIWUS. What ^w^ nyow? -^w^ PANDAWUS. Here's :3 a letter come ^-^ fwom yond UwU poow giww. ->_< TWOIWUS. >_> Wet me read. -^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO A whoreson tisick, :3 a whoreson UwU wascawwy ^w^ tisick OwO so twoubwes -uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the foowish >_> fowtunye >_> of :3 this girl, ÚwÚ and what ^-^ onye :33 thing, -what another, UwU that I uWu shaww xDD weave you ^-^ onye o' ^w^ th's ^.^ days; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have -:3 a rheum in >_< minye eyes UwU too, ÚwÚ and such OwO an x3 ache in my bones UwU that -unwess :3 a man ;;w;; wewe :33 cuws'd I cannyot tell what ^-^ to ÚwÚ think on't. What -:33 says ^.^ she thewe? ->_< TWOIWUS. >w< Wowds, x3 wowds, mere x3 wowds, nyo matter ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> heawt; -^-^ Th' :33 effect doth ^.^ opewate another way. -:3 [Teawing OwO the letter] -Go, wind, ^-^ to wind, there xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and >_> change >w< togethew. -UwU My love with uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ewwows still ^.^ she >w< feeds, -But ^w^ edifies another with xDD hew >_< deeds. >_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. -The ;;w;; pwain :3 between ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ and OwO the Grecian ^-^ camp - -x3 Entew ^-^ THEWSITES. Excuwsions - -^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow uWu they awe clapper-clawing ^-^ onye >w< anyothew; I'll >w< go ÚwÚ wook -x3 on. :33 That >_> dissembwing abominable ÚwÚ vawwet, ;;w;; Diomed, >_> has ^w^ got UwU that >_> same -scurvy doting foowish x3 young xDD knyave's >_< sweeve >_> of ^-^ Twoy there in his -helm. I would fain UwU see them :33 meet, UwU that UwU that >_> same x3 young >_> Twoyan ;;w;; ass -UwU that loves OwO the xDD whowe there UwU might ^-^ send UwU that ;;w;; Gweekish ^.^ whowemastewwy -villain with OwO the >_< sweeve xDD back ^-^ to OwO the >_> dissembwing >w< wuxuwious dwab >_> of -:3 a sweeve-wess UwU ewwand. OwO A th' x3 t'othew >w< side, OwO the powicy >_> of x3 those -crafty sweawing rascals-that ^-^ stawe ^.^ owd uWu mouse-eaten OwO dwy xDD cheese, -;;w;; Nyestow, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> same dog-fox, Uwysses ÚwÚ -is ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwov'd wowth :3 a -uWu bwackbewwy. ^.^ They xDD set me uWu up, in ÚwÚ powicy, UwU that mongwew cur, ^w^ Ajax, -x3 against UwU that ^.^ dog >_> of as OwO bad :3 a kind, Achiwwes; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is OwO the cur, ->_< Ajax prouder than OwO the >_> cuw Achilles, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot arm ^-^ to-day; -wheweupon OwO the OwO Gwecians begin ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim UwU bawbawism, ÚwÚ and powicy -grows OwO into OwO an i-iww ^-^ opinyion. - -x3 Entew DIOMEDES, TROILUS following - -Soft! here comes sweeve, ÚwÚ and uWu t'othew. ->_< TWOIWUS. >_> Fwy not; uWu fow shouldst :3 thou UwU take OwO the >_> wivew UwU Styx -I would OwO swim >w< aftew. -uWu DIOMEDES. Thou OwO dost miscall >w< wetiwe. -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ fwy; uWu but ^w^ advantageous cawe -Withdrew me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> odds >_> of multitude. ->_< Have at thee. -^-^ THEWSITES. Hold >w< thy whore, Grecian; :3 nyow uWu fow >w< thy whore, -xDD Twoyan-nyow OwO the sweeve, :3 nyow OwO the sleeve! ->_< Exeunt TROILUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES ÚwÚ fighting - -x3 Entew HECTOR - -OwO HECTOW. What art thou, Greek? Awt :3 thou uWu fow Hector's ^-^ match? -Awt :3 thou >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and honour? -^-^ THEWSITES. No, >_< nyo-I x3 am :3 a :33 wascaw; :3 a scurvy >_> waiwing knave; :3 a vewy -fiwthy >_> wogue. -OwO HECTOW. I ^-^ do believe thee. >_> Wive. Exit -^-^ THEWSITES. God-a-mercy, UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt believe me; uWu but :3 a pwague ->_< bweak >w< thy neck uWu fow x3 fwighting UwU me! What's ÚwÚ become >_> of OwO the ^.^ wenching -:3 wogues? I ÚwÚ think uWu they ^.^ have swawwowed ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I would waugh at -UwU that miracle. xDD Yet, in :3 a sort, lechery ;;w;; eats itself. I'll >w< seek -^.^ them. Exit - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 5. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES ÚwÚ and OwO A ^.^ SEWVANT - -uWu DIOMEDES. Go, ÚwÚ go, my x3 sewvant, UwU take :3 thou Troilus' x3 howse; -Present OwO the fair uWu steed ^-^ to my wady Cwessid. -Fewwow, ÚwÚ commend my service ^-^ to xDD hew beauty; ->_> Teww xDD hew I ^.^ have ^-^ chastis'd OwO the amorous OwO Twoyan, -And x3 am xDD hew x3 knyight uWu by proof. -SERVANT. I ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. Exit - -x3 Entew ^-^ AGAMEMNyON - -xDD AGAMEMNyON. Renew, uWu wenyew! The fiewce ;;w;; Powydamus -;;w;; Hath beat ;;w;; down >w< enyon; xDD bastawd Mawgawewon -;;w;; Hath x3 Doweus pwisonyew, -And ^-^ stands cowossus-wise, waving his >_> beam, -:3 Upon OwO the ^w^ pashed ^w^ cowses >_> of OwO the kings -Epistrophus ÚwÚ and >_> Cedius. ^.^ Powixenyes :3 is slain; ->_> Amphimacus ÚwÚ and uWu Thoas >_> deadwy UwU huwt; -Patroclus ta'en, ^w^ ow slain; ÚwÚ and Palamedes -^-^ Sowe hurt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwuis'd. The dreadful Sagittawy -Appaws ^-^ ouw x3 nyumbews. xDD Haste >_> we, ;;w;; Diomed, -ÚwÚ To weinfowcement, ^w^ ow ^-^ we pewish all. - -x3 Entew NESTOR - -NyESTOW. Go, bear Patroclus' ÚwÚ body ^-^ to Achilles, -And ;;w;; bid OwO the snyaiw-pac'd >_< Ajax arm uWu fow >w< shame. -Thewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ Hectows in OwO the OwO fiewd; -Nyow here ^.^ he xDD fights uWu on ^w^ Gawathe his OwO howse, -And there lacks ÚwÚ wowk; anon :33 he's there ^-^ afoot, -And there uWu they UwU fwy ^w^ ow x3 die, >_< wike scawed x3 scuwws -Before OwO the OwO bewching ^.^ whawe; then :3 is ^.^ he UwU yondew, -And there OwO the stwawy Gweeks, wipe uWu fow his >_> edge, -UwU Faww ;;w;; down before him >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ mowew's swath. -Here, there, ÚwÚ and everywhere, ^.^ he leaves ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes; -Dexterity OwO so >w< obeying :3 appetite -:33 That what ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ he does, ÚwÚ and OwO does OwO so >w< much -:33 That >_> pwoof :3 is xDD caww'd xDD impossibiwity. - -x3 Entew >w< UWYSSES - -ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :33 O, :3 couwage, :3 couwage, :3 couwage, UwU Pwinces! Great ->_> Achiwwes ^-^ Is >w< awming, :3 weeping, cursing, ^.^ vowing vengeance. -Patroclus' wounds ^.^ have rous'd his dwowsy blood, -Together with his OwO mangwed Myrmidons, -:33 That noseless, handless, ;;w;; hack'd ÚwÚ and OwO chipp'd, come ^-^ to -^w^ him, :33 Cwying uWu on Hector. >_< Ajax ;;w;; hath lost :3 a fwiend -And foams at uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is UwU awm'd ÚwÚ and at it, -Woawing uWu fow ^w^ Twoiwus; ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye OwO to-day ->_> Mad ÚwÚ and fantastic OwO execution, -^-^ Engaging ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wedeeming >_> of ^-^ himsewf -x3 With such :3 a >_> cawewess x3 fowce ÚwÚ and fowcewess cawe -UwU As ^-^ if UwU that OwO wuck, in vewy ^-^ spite >_> of ^.^ cunnying, -;;w;; Bade him ^.^ win all. - -x3 Entew ^.^ AJAX - -uWu AJAX. ÚwÚ Twoiwus! :3 thou cowawd ÚwÚ Twoiwus! Exit -uWu DIOMEDES. >w< Ay, there, ^.^ thewe. -NyESTOW. UwU So, so, ^-^ we dwaw >w< togethew. Exit -x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES - ->w< ACHIWWES. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this Hector? -^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 thou boy-queller, show >w< thy ^.^ face; -xDD Knyow what ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> Achiwwes xDD angwy. -:33 Hectow! ^w^ whewe's Hector? I uWu wiww UwU nyonye uWu but Hector. >_< Exeunt - - - +^.^ CWESSIDA. uWu Mowe UwU dwegs than >_< watew, >_> if x3 my OwO feaws uWu have :3 eyes. +>_> TWOIWUS. Feaws >_< make xDD deviws of chewubims; ;;w;; they >_< nyevew >_> see UwU twuwy. +^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Bwind ;;w;; feaw, :3 that ^-^ seeing reason leads, ÚwÚ finds safer footing +than ^w^ bwind reason x3 stumbwing ^-^ without ;;w;; feaw. ;;w;; To feaw x3 the worst ;;w;; oft +cures x3 the x3 wowse. +>_> TWOIWUS. >_< O, wet x3 my uWu wady >_< appwehend nyo ÚwÚ feaw! ^w^ In aww uWu Cupid's pageant +there >_> is pwesented nyo ^.^ monstew. +^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 Nyow >_< nyothing monstwous OwO nyeithew? +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU Nyothing, >_> but UwU ouw undewtakings when ^.^ we vow to xDD weep seas, +^w^ wive uWu in ^w^ fiwe, :33 cat UwU wocks, >w< tame >_> tigews; uWu thinking >w< it harder fow UwU ouw +mistwess to >w< devise ÚwÚ imposition enough than fow >_> us to ^w^ undewgo xDD any +difficulty UwU imposed. This >_> is x3 the monstruosity uWu in xDD wuv, UwU wady, :3 that +x3 the xDD wiww >_> is infinite, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 execution c-confin'd; :3 that x3 the ^.^ desiwe +>_> is ;;w;; boundwess, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; act :3 a ;;w;; swave to limit. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ They >_> say aww ^w^ wuvws >_< sweaw ^.^ mowe :3 pewfowmance than ;;w;; they OwO awe +able, ÚwÚ and yet reserve >w< an ability :3 that ;;w;; they >_< nyevew perform; vowing +^.^ mowe than x3 the pewfection of x3 ten, ÚwÚ and ^.^ dischawging less than x3 the +>_> tenth ÚwÚ pawt of onye. ^-^ They :3 that uWu have x3 the uWu voice of wions ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; act +of hares, OwO awe ;;w;; they nyot monstews? +>_> TWOIWUS. ^w^ Awe there ;;w;; such? >w< Such OwO awe nyot >_< we. Praise >_> us >_< as ^.^ we OwO awe +ÚwÚ tasted, UwU awwow >_> us >_< as ^.^ we pwuv; UwU ouw >_> head UwU shaww OwO go OwO bawe >w< tiww merit +>_< cwown :3 it. No pewfection uWu in reversion UwU shaww uWu have :3 a praise uWu in +:33 pwesent. We xDD wiww nyot xDD nyame desewt >w< befowe :33 his birth; x3 and, ^.^ being +born, :33 his >w< addition UwU shaww be OwO humbwe. uWu Few wowds to >w< faiw :3 faith: +Twoiwus UwU shaww be xDD such to ^w^ Cwessid >_< as >_> what :3 envy ^.^ can >_> say worst UwU shaww +be :3 a ÚwÚ mock fow :33 his truth; ÚwÚ and >_> what uWu twuth ^.^ can speak uWu twuest nyot +twuew than x3 Twoiwus. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Will xDD you UwU wawk x3 in, x3 my xDD wowd? + +^.^ We-entew uWu PANDAWUS + +PANDARUS. What, ;;w;; bwushing still? :3 Have xDD you nyot donye :33 tawking :33 yet? +^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD Weww, uWu uncwe, >_> what >w< fowwy UwU I commit, UwU I dedicate to OwO you. +PANDARUS. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow :33 that; >_> if x3 my ;;w;; wowd get :3 a ;;w;; boy of UwU you, you'ww +UwU give ^.^ him x3 me. ^w^ Be true to x3 my wowd; >_> if ^.^ he flinch, UwU chide ;;w;; me fow :3 it. +>_> TWOIWUS. >_> You ^.^ knyow nyow x3 youw ÚwÚ hostages: x3 youw ^-^ uncwe's ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< fiwm +ÚwÚ faith. +PANDARUS. Nyay, I'll UwU give x3 my ;;w;; wowd fow her ^w^ too: UwU ouw ;;w;; kindwed, ^w^ though +;;w;; they be ^-^ wong ere ;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ wooed, ;;w;; they OwO awe ^w^ constant ^.^ being ^w^ won; +;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ buws, UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu you; they'ww OwO stick :3 whewe ;;w;; they OwO awe +^.^ thwown. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Boldness x3 comes to ;;w;; me nyow ÚwÚ and >_< bwings ;;w;; me ;;w;; heawt. +Prince ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd xDD you >w< nyight ÚwÚ and day +For UwU many ÚwÚ weawy ÚwÚ months. +>_> TWOIWUS. Why UwU was x3 my ^w^ Cwessid xDD then UwU so x3 hawd to ^.^ win? +^.^ CWESSIDA. ÚwÚ Hawd to xDD seem ^w^ won; >_> but UwU I UwU was >_> won, x3 my uWu wowd, +With x3 the xDD fiwst glance :3 that ^w^ evew-pawdon x3 me. +;;w;; If UwU I x3 confess ÚwÚ much, xDD you xDD wiww :33 pway x3 the tywant. +UwU I wuv xDD you >_< nyow; >_> but >w< tiww nyow nyot UwU so much +OwO But UwU I ^w^ might >_< mastew :3 it. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I wie; +OwO My >_< thoughts :3 wewe ^.^ wike unbwidwed chiwdwen, grown +Too headstrong fow uWu theiw x3 mothew. :3 See, ^.^ we uWu foows! +Why uWu have UwU I UwU bwabb'd? Who UwU shaww be true to us, +x3 When ^.^ we OwO awe UwU so unsecwet to ;;w;; ouwsewves? +But, ^w^ though UwU I :3 wov'd xDD you weww, UwU I woo'd xDD you x3 nyot; +xDD And ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, UwU I >w< wish'd mysewf :3 a ^w^ man, +:33 Ow :3 that ^.^ we x3 women xDD had men's OwO pwiviwege +Of speaking fiwst. OwO Sweet, bid ;;w;; me howd x3 my ;;w;; tongue, +For uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU waptuwe UwU I UwU shaww x3 suwewy speak +uWu The ^.^ thing UwU I UwU shaww wepent. :3 See, see, x3 youw siwence, +Cunning uWu in dumbness, from x3 my ^.^ weaknyess ÚwÚ dwaws +OwO My xDD vewy :3 souw of :3 counsew. uWu Stop x3 my xDD mouth. +>_> TWOIWUS. xDD And UwU shaww, OwO awbeit x3 sweet uWu music >_> issues ^w^ thence. +PANDARUS. Pretty, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. +^.^ CWESSIDA. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, UwU pawdon OwO me; +>_< 'Twas nyot x3 my OwO puwpose OwO thus to ÚwÚ beg :3 a >w< kiss. +UwU I ^w^ am asham'd. x3 O OwO heavens! >_> what uWu have UwU I done? +For ÚwÚ this time xDD wiww UwU I OwO take x3 my weave, x3 my OwO wowd. +>_> TWOIWUS. uWu Youw weave, x3 sweet Cressid! +PANDARUS. Leave! ^-^ An xDD you OwO take OwO weave >w< tiww to-mowwow ^w^ mownying- +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Pway UwU you, :3 content OwO you. +>_> TWOIWUS. >_> What offends UwU you, x3 wady? +^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Siw, >_< minye UwU own UwU company. +>_> TWOIWUS. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot UwU shun OwO youwsewf. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Let ;;w;; me OwO go ÚwÚ and >_> twy. +UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu kind of self UwU wesides with uWu you; +OwO But >w< an :3 unkind ;;w;; sewf, :3 that itsewf xDD wiww OwO weave +;;w;; To be another's xDD foow. UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ;;w;; gonye. +Whewe >_> is x3 my ^-^ wit? UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what UwU I >_< speak. +>_> TWOIWUS. Weww ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they >_> what ;;w;; they speak :3 that speak UwU so wisely. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Pewchance, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I x3 show ^.^ mowe cwaft than love; +xDD And UwU feww UwU so roundly to :3 a large >_> confession +;;w;; To :3 angwe fow x3 youw thoughts; >_> but xDD you OwO awe x3 wise- +:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you wuv x3 nyot; fow to be uWu wise ÚwÚ and wuv +Exceeds :33 man's might; :3 that dwells with gods abuv. +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD thought >w< it couwd be uWu in :3 a ^-^ woman- +As, >_> if >w< it ^-^ can, UwU I xDD wiww presume uWu in :3 you- +;;w;; To >w< feed fow ^.^ aye her wamp ÚwÚ and flames of love; +;;w;; To >_< keep her >_> constancy uWu in plight ÚwÚ and youth, +>w< Outwiving beauty's outwawd, with :3 a ^-^ mind +:33 That xDD doth renew ^w^ swiftew than :3 bwood >_< decays! +:33 Ow :3 that :3 pewsuasion couwd >_> but OwO thus convince ;;w;; me +:33 That x3 my >_< integwity ÚwÚ and uWu twuth to xDD you +^.^ Might be ÚwÚ affwonted with x3 the >_< match ÚwÚ and >_> weight +Of xDD such :3 a winnowed xDD puwity uWu in love. +How :3 wewe UwU I xDD then xDD upwifted! but, :3 awas, +UwU I ^w^ am >_< as true >_< as ^-^ twuth's simplicity, +xDD And simpler than x3 the infancy of truth. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ In :3 that I'll >w< waw with OwO you. +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 O virtuous x3 fight, +x3 When >w< wight with >w< wight UwU waws who UwU shaww be UwU most wight! +;;w;; Twue OwO swains uWu in wuv UwU shaww uWu in x3 the wowwd to come +xDD Appwuv uWu theiw uWu twuth ^.^ by ^.^ Twoiwus, when uWu theiw whymes, +Full of protest, of ;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and big compare, +OwO Want simiwes, uWu twuth ^.^ tiw'd with iteration- +;;w;; As true >_< as >w< steew, >_< as OwO pwantage to x3 the ;;w;; moon, +;;w;; As sun to ^-^ day, >_< as ^-^ tuwtwe to her ÚwÚ mate, +;;w;; As iwon to x3 adamant, >_< as ^.^ eawth to x3 th' >_> centwe- +Yet, ÚwÚ aftew aww UwU compawisons of truth, +;;w;; As ^-^ twuth's OwO authentic ÚwÚ authow to be cited, +;;w;; 'As true >_< as ;;w;; Twoiwus' UwU shaww >_< cwown x3 up x3 the >_> vewse +xDD And >_> sanctify x3 the nyumbews. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Prophet OwO may xDD you OwO be! +;;w;; If UwU I be :3 fawse, ow ^w^ swewve :3 a >_< haiw from truth, +x3 When time >_> is ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and hath fowgot itself, +x3 When x3 watewdwops uWu have wown x3 the ^.^ stonyes of Troy, +xDD And ^w^ bwind oblivion swallow'd ^w^ cities up, +xDD And ^-^ mighty UwU states ^w^ chawactewwess OwO awe :3 gwated +;;w;; To ÚwÚ dusty ^.^ nyothing-yet wet ^w^ memowy +Fwom UwU fawse to :3 fawse, ^-^ among UwU fawse ^w^ maids uWu in xDD wuv, +uWu Upbwaid x3 my UwU fawsehood when x3 th' uWu have uWu said ;;w;; 'As UwU fawse +;;w;; As air, >_< as >_< watew, ;;w;; wind, ow uWu sandy earth, +;;w;; As fox to lamb, ow OwO wowf to x3 heifew's cawf, +Pard to x3 the >w< hind, ow >_< stepdame to her >_< son'- +Yea, wet them say, to OwO stick x3 the >_< heawt of fawsehood, +;;w;; 'As UwU fawse >_< as Cwessid.' +PANDARUS. Go ^.^ to, :3 a ^w^ bawgain ÚwÚ made; UwU seaw :33 it, UwU seaw uWu it; I'll be x3 the +witness. :3 Hewe UwU I howd x3 youw xDD hand; OwO hewe x3 my >w< cousin's. ;;w;; If OwO evew xDD you +^-^ pwuv UwU fawse one to another, xDD since UwU I uWu have :33 taken xDD such ^w^ pains to +;;w;; bwing xDD you together, wet aww ^w^ pitifuw goers- ^-^ between be ^w^ caww'd to +x3 the OwO wowwd's >w< end ÚwÚ aftew x3 my nyame-caww them aww ÚwÚ Pandaws; wet aww +^w^ constant ;;w;; men be Twoiwuses, aww UwU fawse x3 women Cwessids, ÚwÚ and aww +OwO bwokews ^-^ between Pandars. x3 Say >_> 'Amen.' +>_> TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Amen. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ÚwÚ Amen. +PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Amen. x3 Wheweupon UwU I xDD wiww x3 show xDD you :3 a x3 chambew +ÚwÚ and :3 a bed; which ^.^ bed, uWu because >w< it UwU shaww nyot speak of x3 youw +OwO pwetty UwU encountews, x3 pwess >w< it to death. >_> Away! +xDD And x3 Cupid gwant aww tongue-tied ^.^ maidens UwU hewe, +Bed, chamber, pander, to provide ÚwÚ this gear! Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. +uWu The Gweek ÚwÚ camp + +>w< Fwouwish. Entew ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, ^-^ DIOMEDES, uWu NyESTOW, ^.^ AJAX, >_> MENyEWAUS, +ÚwÚ and CALCHAS + +:33 CAWCHAS. >_> Nyow, Pwinces, fow x3 the OwO sewvice UwU I uWu have :33 donye, +xDD Th' ^w^ advantage of x3 the time prompts ;;w;; me >_< awoud +;;w;; To caww fow ;;w;; wecompense. Appear >w< it to x3 youw ^-^ mind +^.^ That, ^w^ thwough x3 the ^.^ sight UwU I UwU beaw uWu in ^.^ things to come, +UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ abandon'd Troy, left x3 my ^-^ possession, +^w^ Incuww'd :3 a UwU twaitow's :33 nyame, >_> expos'd mysewf +Fwom xDD cewtain ÚwÚ and >_< possess'd x3 convenyiences +;;w;; To ^.^ doubtfuw fortunes, sequest'ring from ;;w;; me aww +:33 That time, ÚwÚ acquaintance, ^-^ custom, ÚwÚ and ^w^ condition, +Made >w< tame ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ famiwiaw to x3 my >_< nyatuwe; +xDD And UwU hewe, to UwU do xDD you sewvice, ^w^ am :33 become +;;w;; As x3 nyew x3 into x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >_> stwange, unacquainted- +UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, >_< as uWu in uWu way of x3 taste, +;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me nyow :3 a xDD wittwe ^-^ benyefit +UwU Out of UwU those UwU many ;;w;; wegist'wed uWu in ;;w;; pwomise, +>_< Which xDD you >_> say ^w^ wive to come uWu in x3 my ^.^ behawf. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_> What wouldst xDD thou of us, Twoyan? ^-^ Make >_> demand. +:33 CAWCHAS. >_> You uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ Twoyan ÚwÚ pwisonyew ^w^ caww'd Antenyow, +>w< Yestewday UwU took; Twoy ÚwÚ howds ^.^ him xDD vewy deaw. +x3 Oft uWu have ^.^ you-often uWu have xDD you thanks ;;w;; thewefowe- +uWu Desiw'd x3 my ^w^ Cwessid uWu in >w< wight great ^w^ exchange, +;;w;; Whom Twoy hath still :33 denyied; >_> but ÚwÚ this Antenyow, +UwU I knyow, >_> is xDD such :3 a x3 wwest uWu in uWu theiw affairs +:33 That uWu theiw x3 nyegotiations aww ^w^ must ^w^ swack +:3 Wanting :33 his UwU manyage; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD wiww almost +Give >_> us :3 a >_> pwince of bwood, :3 a >_< son of ^w^ Pwiam, +^w^ In change of ^.^ him. Let ^.^ him be ;;w;; sent, great Pwinces, +xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww UwU buy x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; ÚwÚ and her x3 pwesence +Shall quite strike x3 off aww OwO sewvice UwU I uWu have donye +^w^ In UwU most x3 accepted OwO pain. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Let ;;w;; Diomedes UwU beaw :3 him, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing >_> us ^w^ Cwessid hithew. Calchas UwU shaww uWu have +>_> What ^.^ he uWu wequests of >_> us. ^-^ Good :33 Diomed, +Fuwnyish xDD you ^.^ faiwwy fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ intewchange; +Withaw, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; wowd >_> if >_> Hectow xDD wiww to-mowwow +^w^ Be x3 answew'd uWu in :33 his chawwenge. ^.^ Ajax >_> is weady. +xDD DIOMEDES. This UwU shaww UwU I undertake; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis :3 a buwden +>_< Which UwU I ^w^ am OwO pwoud to bear. +Exeunt x3 DIOMEDES ÚwÚ and CALCHAS + +UwU ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and UwU PATWOCWUS stand uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ tent + +ULYSSES. Achilles >w< stands :33 i' x3 th' entrance of :33 his uWu tent. +ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it UwU ouw general pass OwO stwangewy ^.^ by :3 him, +;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 fowgot; x3 and, Princes all, +Way negligent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; woose regard ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. +UwU I xDD wiww come last. 'Tis ^.^ wike he'ww ;;w;; question ;;w;; me +Why xDD such ÚwÚ unpwausive eyes OwO awe xDD bent, >w< why >_> tuwn'd on him? +;;w;; If >_> so, UwU I uWu have dewision uWu med'cinyabwe +;;w;; To use ^-^ between x3 youw :33 stwangenyess ÚwÚ and :33 his pride, +>_< Which :33 his UwU own xDD wiww UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ desiwe to ^-^ dwink. +^.^ It OwO may UwU do UwU good. Pride hath nyo othew gwass +;;w;; To x3 show itsewf >_> but >_> pwide; fow supple knees +UwU Feed uWu awwogance ÚwÚ and OwO awe x3 the OwO pwoud :33 man's ÚwÚ fees. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ We'ww :33 execute x3 youw xDD puwpose, ÚwÚ and put on +^-^ A >_< fowm of :33 stwangenyess >_< as ^.^ we pass >_> awong. +^w^ So UwU do >_< each wowd; ÚwÚ and xDD eithew x3 gweet ^.^ him >_> nyot, +:33 Ow >_> ewse :3 disdainfuwwy, which UwU shaww ;;w;; shake ^.^ him ^.^ mowe +Than >_> if nyot >_> wook'd :3 on. UwU I xDD wiww lead x3 the >_> way. +ACHIWWES. >_> What x3 comes x3 the general to speak with me? +>_> You ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 mind. I'll >w< fight nyo ^.^ mowe uWu 'gainst >_> Twoy. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_> What ;;w;; says uWu Achiwwes? Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ aught with us? +^-^ NyESTOW. Wouwd UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ aught with x3 the x3 genyewaw? +ACHIWWES. No. +^-^ NyESTOW. UwU Nyothing, x3 my OwO wowd. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. uWu The ^-^ bettew. +Exeunt AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and :3 NyESTOW +ACHIWWES. ^-^ Good ^-^ day, ÚwÚ good x3 day. +:33 MENyEWAUS. How UwU do you? How UwU do you? uWu Exit +ACHIWWES. What, does x3 the cuckold ^w^ scown me? +uWu AJAX. How now, ^.^ Patwocwus? +ACHIWWES. ^-^ Good morrow, UwU Ajax. +uWu AJAX. ÚwÚ Ha? +ACHIWWES. ^-^ Good :3 mowwow. +uWu AJAX. Ay, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good :3 nyext day UwU too. uWu Exit +ACHIWWES. >_> What >_> mean these fewwows? xDD Knyow ;;w;; they nyot uWu Achiwwes? +PATWOCWUS. ^-^ They pass ^.^ by stwangewy. ^-^ They :3 wewe ;;w;; us'd to ÚwÚ bend, +;;w;; To >_> send uWu theiw ^-^ smiwes >w< befowe them to ^.^ Achiwwes, +;;w;; To come >_< as x3 humbwy >_< as ;;w;; they ;;w;; us'd to :3 cweep +;;w;; To >w< howy ^-^ awtaws. +ACHIWWES. What, ^w^ am UwU I poor of uWu wate? +'Tis cewtain, greatness, >_> once fall'n x3 out with fowtunye, +:3 Must faww x3 out with ;;w;; men UwU too. >_> What x3 the declin'd ;;w;; is, +>w< He UwU shaww >_< as >w< soon ^w^ wead uWu in x3 the eyes of ;;w;; othews +;;w;; As x3 feew uWu in :33 his UwU own uWu faww; fow men, ^.^ wike UwU buttewfwies, +uWu Show nyot uWu theiw meawy x3 wings >_> but to x3 the summer; +xDD And nyot :3 a x3 man fow ^.^ being simply x3 man +>_< Hath xDD any honyouw, >_> but honour fow UwU those honyouws +:33 That OwO awe ^-^ without :3 him, >_< as pwace, ÚwÚ wiches, ÚwÚ and favour, +>w< Pwizes of :3 accident, >_< as ;;w;; oft >_< as x3 mewit; +>_< Which when ;;w;; they ^.^ faww, >_< as ^.^ being slippery UwU standews, +uWu The wuv :3 that lean'd on them >_< as slippery :3 too, +^-^ Doth one pluck down another, ÚwÚ and togethew +:33 Die uWu in x3 the UwU faww. OwO But UwU 'tis nyot UwU so with ;;w;; me: +:33 Fowtunye ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe >_< fwiends; UwU I UwU do ^.^ enjoy +At uWu ampwe :33 point aww :3 that UwU I uWu did possess +:3 Save these men's looks; who UwU do, UwU methinks, find x3 out +xDD Something nyot ^.^ wowth uWu in ;;w;; me xDD such rich beholding +;;w;; As ;;w;; they uWu have often ;;w;; given. :3 Hewe >_> is UwU Uwysses. +I'll interrupt :33 his reading. +How now, Ulysses! +ULYSSES. >_> Nyow, great ^w^ Thetis' ^w^ son! +ACHIWWES. >_> What OwO awe xDD you :33 weading? +ULYSSES. ^-^ A ;;w;; stwange fewwow OwO hewe +:33 Wwites ;;w;; me :3 that ;;w;; man-how ÚwÚ deawwy OwO evew parted, +How much uWu in x3 having, ow ^-^ without ow in- +UwU Cannyot >_< make boast to uWu have :3 that which ^.^ he :33 hath, +x3 Nyow feews nyot >_> what ^.^ he >w< owes, >_> but ^.^ by wefwection; +;;w;; As when :33 his uWu viwtues >_< shinying ;;w;; upon ;;w;; othews +>_> Heat ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD wetowt :3 that ^.^ heat again +;;w;; To x3 the xDD fiwst uWu givew. +ACHIWWES. This >_> is nyot >_> stwange, UwU Uwysses. +uWu The beauty :3 that >_> is :3 bownye OwO hewe uWu in x3 the OwO face +uWu The bearer xDD knyows >_> nyot, >_> but uWu commends itsewf +;;w;; To OwO othews' eyes; nor xDD doth x3 the ^w^ eye :3 itsewf- +:33 That UwU most puwe ^w^ spiwit of ;;w;; sense-behowd itself, +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 going from >_< itsewf; >_> but ^w^ eye to ^w^ eye >_< opposed +Sawutes >_< each othew with >_< each ;;w;; othew's fowm; +For speculation tuwns nyot to itsewf +Tiww >w< it hath :33 twaveww'd, ÚwÚ and >_> is mirror'd there +Whewe >w< it OwO may >_> see itself. This >_> is nyot ;;w;; stwange uWu at all. +ULYSSES. UwU I UwU do nyot ;;w;; stwain uWu at x3 the ^w^ position- +^.^ It >_> is uWu famiwiaw-but uWu at x3 the authow's ^w^ dwift; +UwU Who, uWu in :33 his ciwcumstance, >w< expwesswy ;;w;; pwuvs +:33 That nyo x3 man >_> is x3 the ;;w;; wowd of anything, +;;w;; Though uWu in ÚwÚ and of ^.^ him there be much OwO consisting, +Tiww ^.^ he >_> communyicate :33 his parts to :3 othews; +x3 Nyow xDD doth ^.^ he of >_< himsewf ^.^ knyow them fow ^.^ aught +Tiww ^.^ he behowd them formed uWu in x3 th' >_< appwause +Whewe x3 th' OwO awe :33 extended; who, ^.^ wike >w< an :33 awch, wevewb'wate +uWu The uWu voice again; or, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu gate of steew +uWu Fwonting x3 the sun, weceives ÚwÚ and wendews back +ÚwÚ His xDD figuwe ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 heat. UwU I UwU was much wapt uWu in >_< this; +xDD And apprehended OwO hewe immediatewy +xDD Th' unknown UwU Ajax. >w< Heavens, >_> what :3 a x3 man >_> is thewe! +^-^ A xDD vewy UwU howse :3 that >_> has ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot xDD what! +OwO Nyatuwe, >_> what ^.^ things there OwO awe +:3 Most abject uWu in regard ÚwÚ and uWu deaw uWu in ÚwÚ use! +>_> What ^.^ things again UwU most uWu deaw uWu in x3 the >_> esteem +xDD And poor uWu in :33 wowth! Now UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> see UwU to-mowwow- +^-^ An ;;w;; act :3 that xDD vewy chance xDD doth ^-^ thwow ;;w;; upon uWu him- +^.^ Ajax xDD wenyown'd. x3 O >w< heavens, >_> what x3 some ;;w;; men UwU do, +While x3 some ;;w;; men OwO weave to :33 do! +How x3 some ;;w;; men :3 cweep uWu in ^.^ skittish :33 Fowtunye's-haww, +Whiwes ;;w;; othews :33 pway x3 the ^.^ idiots uWu in her xDD eyes! +How one x3 man ^w^ eats x3 into another's pride, +While >_< pwide >_> is ;;w;; fasting uWu in :33 his >_> wantonnyess! +;;w;; To >_> see these Grecian wowds!-why, even xDD awweady +^-^ They >_< cwap x3 the xDD wubbew ^.^ Ajax on x3 the shouwdew, +;;w;; As >_> if :33 his :33 foot :3 wewe on >_< bwave :33 Hectow's UwU bweast, +xDD And great Twoy shrinking. +ACHIWWES. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve uWu it; fow ;;w;; they :33 pass'd ^.^ by ;;w;; me +;;w;; As >_> misews UwU do ^.^ by beggars-neither uWu gave to ;;w;; me +^-^ Good ;;w;; wowd nor wook. What, OwO awe x3 my >_< deeds OwO fowgot? +ULYSSES. ^-^ Time :33 hath, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 a :3 wawwet uWu at :33 his back, +^-^ Whewein ^.^ he puts :3 awms fow >_> obwivion, +^-^ A great-siz'd monstew of ^w^ ingwatitudes. +>w< Those >_> scwaps OwO awe ÚwÚ good >_< deeds past, which OwO awe x3 devouw'd +;;w;; As ÚwÚ fast >_< as ;;w;; they OwO awe made, fowgot >_< as >w< soon +;;w;; As ^-^ donye. ^w^ Pewsevewance, uWu deaw x3 my uWu wowd, +^-^ Keeps honour >_< bwight. ;;w;; To uWu have donye >_> is to ^w^ hang +>_< Quite x3 out of fashion, ^.^ wike :3 a rusty maiw +^w^ In :3 monyumentaw UwU mock'wy. ^.^ Take x3 the x3 instant way; +For honour ^w^ twavews uWu in :3 a stwait UwU so nyawwow - +Whewe one >_> but xDD goes uWu abweast. ^w^ Keep xDD then x3 the >_> path, +For ;;w;; emuwation hath :3 a thousand xDD sons +:33 That one ^.^ by one puwsue; >_> if xDD you UwU give :3 way, +:33 Ow ^-^ hedge :3 aside from x3 the direct fowthwight, +Wike to >w< an ^w^ ent'wed >_< tide ;;w;; they aww >_< wush ^.^ by +xDD And OwO weave xDD you hindmost; +:3 Ow, ^.^ wike :3 a OwO gawwant UwU howse fall'n uWu in xDD fiwst UwU wank, +Lie there fow :3 pavement to x3 the abject OwO weaw, +ÚwÚ O'ew-wun ÚwÚ and uWu twampwed :3 on. UwU Then >_> what ;;w;; they UwU do uWu in ÚwÚ pwesent, +;;w;; Though less than >_> youws uWu in past, ^w^ must o'ewtop OwO youws; +For ^-^ Time >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a fashionable >_< host, +:33 That swightwy ÚwÚ shakes :33 his >w< pawting uWu guest ^.^ by x3 th' xDD hand; +xDD And with :33 his :3 awms out-stretch'd, >_< as ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd fly, +Grasps uWu in x3 the ;;w;; cownyew. uWu The wewcome OwO evew >_> smiwes, +xDD And >_< faweweww xDD goes x3 out ^.^ sighing. >_< O, wet nyot viwtue >_> seek +>_> Wemunyewation fow x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it OwO was; +For >w< beauty, ^w^ wit, +xDD High birth, >_< vigouw of bone, desewt uWu in sewvice, +Wuv, ^-^ fwiendship, chawity, OwO awe subjects aww +;;w;; To envious ÚwÚ and >_> cawumnyiating OwO Time. +x3 Onye :33 touch of ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 makes x3 the whole wowwd UwU kin- +:33 That aww with one >_< consent praise nyew-bown :33 gawds, +;;w;; Though ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU made ÚwÚ and moulded of ^.^ things past, +xDD And UwU give to x3 dust :3 that >_> is :3 a xDD wittwe gilt +uWu Mowe waud than gilt o'er-dusted. +uWu The xDD pwesent ^w^ eye pwaises x3 the xDD pwesent xDD object. +UwU Then :3 mawvew >_> nyot, xDD thou great ÚwÚ and complete ^w^ man, +:33 That aww x3 the Gweeks x3 begin to :33 wowship >w< Ajax, +Since ^.^ things uWu in >_> motion :33 soonyew catch x3 the ^w^ eye +Than >_> what stiws not. uWu The cwy OwO went >_> once on ÚwÚ thee, +xDD And still >w< it xDD might, ÚwÚ and yet >w< it OwO may OwO again, +;;w;; If xDD thou wouldst nyot :3 entomb >w< thysewf ^.^ awive +xDD And case >w< thy >_< weputation uWu in >w< thy x3 tent, +>_< Whose glorious >_< deeds >_> but uWu in these fields of wate +Made ;;w;; emuwous missions ^w^ 'mongst x3 the gods ^.^ themsewves, +xDD And x3 dwave great uWu Maws to OwO faction. +ACHIWWES. Of ÚwÚ this x3 my privacy +UwU I uWu have >w< stwong weasons. +ULYSSES. OwO But uWu 'gainst x3 youw privacy +uWu The weasons OwO awe ^.^ mowe x3 potent ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hewoicaw. +'Tis ^-^ knyown, ^.^ Achiwwes, :3 that xDD you OwO awe uWu in wuv +With one of ^w^ Pwiam's daughters. +ACHIWWES. uWu Ha! x3 knyown! +ULYSSES. Is :3 that :3 a wonder? +uWu The >w< pwovidence ^w^ that's uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ watchfuw >w< state +xDD Knyows almost every ^-^ gwain of >w< Pwutus' x3 gowd; +Finds :3 bottom uWu in x3 th' uncomprehensive deeps; +^-^ Keeps :33 pwace with ^-^ thought, ÚwÚ and almost, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu gods, +Do >_< thoughts unveil uWu in uWu theiw UwU dumb cwadwes. +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a OwO mystewy-with ÚwÚ whom wewation +:3 Duwst >_< nyevew ^w^ meddwe-in x3 the :3 souw of state, +>_< Which hath >w< an x3 opewation ^.^ mowe divine +Than UwU bweath ow OwO pen ^.^ can UwU give expressure ;;w;; to. +All x3 the >_< commewce :3 that xDD you uWu have xDD had with Twoy +;;w;; As pewfectwy >_> is ouws >_< as >_< youws, x3 my wowd; +xDD And xDD bettew ^.^ wouwd >w< it ;;w;; fit Achilles much +;;w;; To ^-^ thwow down >_> Hectow than Polyxena. +OwO But >w< it ^w^ must UwU gwieve xDD young ^-^ Pywwhus nyow uWu at ^.^ home, +x3 When fame UwU shaww uWu in UwU ouw >_< iswand >_> sound her :33 twump, +xDD And aww x3 the Gweekish giwws UwU shaww ;;w;; twipping ^.^ sing +'Gweat :33 Hectow's :3 sistew uWu did Achilles xDD win; +OwO But UwU ouw great ^.^ Ajax bravely xDD beat down >_< him.' +UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wowd. UwU I >_< as x3 youw wuvw >_< speak. +uWu The >w< foow >w< swides ^-^ o'ew x3 the :3 ice :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd *cuddles you* bweak. uWu Exit +PATWOCWUS. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this xDD effect, ^.^ Achiwwes, uWu have UwU I x3 mov'd OwO you. +^-^ A OwO woman ^w^ impudent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mannyish grown +Is nyot ^.^ mowe loath'd than >w< an effeminyate x3 man +^w^ In time of OwO action. UwU I stand condemn'd fow >_< this; +^-^ They think x3 my xDD wittwe stomach to x3 the >w< waw +xDD And x3 youw great wuv to ;;w;; me restrains xDD you OwO thus. +OwO Sweet, wouse :33 youwsewf; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD weak >_< wanton x3 Cupid +Shall from x3 youw x3 nyeck unwoose :33 his :3 amowous fowd, +^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ dew-dwop from x3 the ;;w;; wion's mane, +^w^ Be >_> shook to airy air. +ACHIWWES. Shall ^.^ Ajax >w< fight with Hector? +PATWOCWUS. Ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pewhaps receive much honour ^.^ by ^.^ him. +ACHIWWES. UwU I >_> see x3 my >_< weputation >_> is uWu at xDD stake; +OwO My fame >_> is >w< shwewdwy gor'd. +PATWOCWUS. >_< O, >w< then, UwU bewawe: +>w< Those wounds heal :33 iww :3 that ;;w;; men UwU do UwU give themselves; +>_> Omission to UwU do >_> what >_> is ^.^ nyecessawy +Seals :3 a OwO commission to :3 a ;;w;; bwank of xDD dangew; +xDD And uWu dangew, ^.^ wike >w< an ague, subtwy ^w^ taints +Even xDD then when ;;w;; they sit idly uWu in x3 the OwO sun. +ACHIWWES. Go caww Thewsites hithew, x3 sweet >w< Patwocwus. +I'll >_> send x3 the >w< foow to >w< Ajax, ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe ^.^ him +;;w;; T' invite x3 the ÚwÚ Twoyan wowds, ÚwÚ aftew x3 the x3 combat, +;;w;; To >_> see >_> us OwO hewe UwU unyawm'd. UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD woman's wonging, +^-^ An xDD appetite :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick withaw, +;;w;; To >_> see great >_> Hectow uWu in :33 his UwU weeds of :3 peace; +;;w;; To tawk with :3 him, ÚwÚ and to behowd :33 his ;;w;; visage, +Even to x3 my full of x3 view. + +Entew >w< THEWSITES + +^-^ A labour uWu sav'd! +:3 THEWSITES. ^-^ A xDD wondew! +ACHIWWES. What? +:3 THEWSITES. ^.^ Ajax xDD goes x3 up ÚwÚ and down x3 the field asking fow himself. +ACHIWWES. How so? +:3 THEWSITES. >w< He ^w^ must >w< fight OwO singwy to-mowwow with Hectow, ÚwÚ and >_> is UwU so +x3 pwopheticawwy OwO pwoud of >w< an hewoicaw cudgewwing :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; waves uWu in +:3 saying OwO nyothing. +ACHIWWES. How ^.^ can :3 that :3 be? +:3 THEWSITES. Why, xDD 'a ;;w;; stawks x3 up ÚwÚ and down ^.^ wike :3 a :33 peacock-a stwide ÚwÚ and :3 a +xDD stand; wuminyaies ^.^ wike >w< an hostess :3 that hath nyo awithmetic >_> but her +:3 bwain to uWu set down her ^-^ weckonying, ^w^ bites :33 his >_< wip with :3 a ;;w;; powitic +regard, >_< as who >_> shouwd >_> say ^-^ 'Thewe :3 wewe wit uWu in ÚwÚ this head, >w< an +^w^ 'twouwd >_< out'; ÚwÚ and UwU so there is; >_> but >w< it wies >_< as coldly uWu in ^.^ him >_< as +fire uWu in :3 a xDD fwint, which xDD wiww nyot x3 show ^-^ without OwO knyocking. uWu The :33 man's +ÚwÚ undonye fow evew; fow >_> if >_> Hectow bweak nyot :33 his x3 nyeck :33 i' x3 th' x3 combat, +he'ww break't >_< himsewf uWu in vainglory. >w< He xDD knyows nyot x3 me. UwU I uWu said x3 'Good +morrow, >w< Ajax'; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< wepwies xDD 'Thanks, OwO Agamemnyon.' >_> What think xDD you +of ÚwÚ this x3 man :3 that UwU takes ;;w;; me fow x3 the x3 genyewaw? He's grown :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ wand +;;w;; fish, >w< wanguagewess, :3 a ^.^ monstew. ^-^ A pwague of ^.^ opinyion! ^-^ A x3 man OwO may +^-^ weaw >w< it on both :33 sides, ^.^ wike >_> weathew :33 jewkin. +ACHIWWES. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must be x3 my ambassador to :3 him, :3 Thewsites. +:3 THEWSITES. UwU Who, >_< I? Why, he'ww answew nyobody; ^.^ he >_< pwofesses nyot +ÚwÚ answewing. >_> Speaking >_> is fow beggaws: ^.^ he ^-^ weaws :33 his >_> tongue in's +arms. UwU I xDD wiww put on :33 his pwesence. Let Patwocwus >_< make :33 his uWu demands +to uWu me, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see x3 the pageant of UwU Ajax. +ACHIWWES. ;;w;; To :3 him, >w< Patwocwus. Teww ^.^ him UwU I x3 humbwy ^.^ desiwe x3 the uWu vawiant +^.^ Ajax to invite x3 the UwU most valorous >_> Hectow to come ^-^ unyawm'd to x3 my +^w^ tent; ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; pwocuwe >_< safe ÚwÚ conduct fow :33 his ÚwÚ pewson of x3 the +:33 magnyanyimous ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ iwwustwious six-or-seven-times-honour'd +uWu Captain General of x3 the Grecian xDD awmy, ^w^ et >_> cetewa, Agamemnon. Do +UwU this. +PATWOCWUS. Juv ;;w;; bwess great Ajax! +:3 THEWSITES. :3 Hum! +PATWOCWUS. UwU I come from x3 the ÚwÚ wowthy >w< Achiwwes- +:3 THEWSITES. uWu Ha! +PATWOCWUS. Who UwU most x3 humbwy desiwes xDD you to invite >_> Hectow to :33 his +tent- +:3 THEWSITES. :3 Hum! +PATWOCWUS. xDD And to ;;w;; pwocuwe >_< safe ÚwÚ conduct from Agamemnon. +:3 THEWSITES. >w< Agamemnyon! +PATWOCWUS. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. +:3 THEWSITES. uWu Ha! +PATWOCWUS. >_> What xDD you >_> say ÚwÚ to't? +:3 THEWSITES. ^w^ God UwU buy UwU you, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +PATWOCWUS. uWu Youw ÚwÚ answew, sir. +:3 THEWSITES. ;;w;; If to-mowwow be :3 a >w< faiw ^-^ day, ^.^ by eleven of x3 the >w< cwock >w< it +xDD wiww OwO go one uWu way ow :3 othew. Howsoever, ^.^ he UwU shaww x3 pay fow ;;w;; me ere ^.^ he +>_> has x3 me. +PATWOCWUS. uWu Youw ÚwÚ answew, sir. +:3 THEWSITES. >w< Fawe OwO ye weww, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +ACHIWWES. Why, >_> but ^.^ he >_> is nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ tunye, >_> is uWu he? +:3 THEWSITES. :3 Nyo, >_> but uWu he's x3 out :3 a tune OwO thus. >_> What uWu music xDD wiww be uWu in ^.^ him +when >_> Hectow >_> has knyock'd x3 out :33 his brains UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; but, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, +x3 nyonye; ^w^ unwess x3 the ÚwÚ fiddwew Apollo get :33 his sinews to >_< make :3 catwings +:3 on. +ACHIWWES. ^.^ Come, xDD thou shalt UwU beaw :3 a >_> wettew to ^.^ him stwaight. +:3 THEWSITES. Let ;;w;; me carry anyothew to :33 his :33 howse; fow ^w^ that's x3 the ^.^ mowe +capabwe xDD cweatuwe. +ACHIWWES. OwO My ^-^ mind >_> is xDD twoubwed, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ fountain stirr'd; +xDD And UwU I mysewf >_> see nyot x3 the :3 bottom of :3 it. +Exeunt UwU ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and UwU PATWOCWUS +:3 THEWSITES. Wouwd x3 the ^w^ fountain of x3 youw ^-^ mind :3 wewe ^-^ cweaw OwO again, :3 that UwU I +^w^ might UwU watew >w< an >w< ass uWu at :3 it. UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a tick uWu in :3 a sheep than +xDD such :3 a uWu vawiant UwU ignyowance. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +>_> Twoy. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +OwO Entew, uWu at one side, AENyEAS, ÚwÚ and xDD sewvant with :3 a towch; uWu at another, +OwO PAWIS, :3 DEIPHOBUS, xDD ANTENyOW, x3 DIOMEDES x3 the :33 Gwecian, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, with torches + +:33 PAWIS. :3 See, ho! Who >_> is :3 that OwO thewe? +DEIPHOBUS. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the Lord ;;w;; Aenyeas. +AENEAS. Is x3 the Prince there uWu in ^.^ pewson? +xDD Had UwU I UwU so ÚwÚ good ;;w;; occasion to >_< wie ^-^ wong +;;w;; As UwU you, Prince >_< Pawis, >_< nyothing >_> but ^-^ heavenwy business +Should rob x3 my ^.^ bed-mate of x3 my UwU company. +xDD DIOMEDES. >w< That's x3 my ^-^ mind UwU too. ^-^ Good morrow, Lord ;;w;; Aenyeas. +:33 PAWIS. ^-^ A uWu vawiant Greek, ÚwÚ Aenyeas -take :33 his ÚwÚ hand: +Witness x3 the xDD pwocess of x3 youw ;;w;; speech, wherein +>_> You told >w< how :33 Diomed, :3 a whole >_< week ^.^ by uWu days, +Did >_> haunt xDD you uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. +AENEAS. :3 Heawth to UwU you, uWu vawiant ^w^ siw, +^w^ Duwing aww ;;w;; question of x3 the ^-^ gentwe x3 twuce; +OwO But when UwU I :3 meet xDD you arm'd, >_< as black ^-^ defiance +;;w;; As >_< heawt ^.^ can think ow couwage x3 execute. +xDD DIOMEDES. uWu The one ÚwÚ and othew xDD Diomed embraces. +Our xDD bwoods OwO awe nyow uWu in :3 cawm; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^-^ wong health! +OwO But when ;;w;; contention ÚwÚ and ;;w;; occasion ^w^ meet, +^-^ By Juv, I'll :33 pway x3 the :33 huntew fow >w< thy >w< wife +With aww x3 my fowce, ;;w;; puwsuit, ÚwÚ and policy. +AENEAS. xDD And xDD thou shalt OwO hunt :3 a wion, :3 that xDD wiww fwy +With :33 his OwO face backwawd. ^w^ In ^w^ humanye gentwenyess, +Welcome to Twoy! now, ^.^ by >_< Anchises' :3 wife, +Welcome ^w^ indeed! ^-^ By ^-^ Venyus' uWu hand UwU I >_< sweaw +No x3 man ^.^ awive ^.^ can wuv uWu in xDD such :3 a ;;w;; sowt +uWu The ^.^ thing ^.^ he means to ^.^ kiww, ^.^ mowe excewwentwy. +xDD DIOMEDES. We x3 sympathise. Juv wet ÚwÚ Aenyeas x3 wive, +;;w;; If to x3 my xDD swowd :33 his fate be nyot x3 the xDD gwowy, +^-^ A thousand complete ;;w;; couwses of x3 the >_< sun! +OwO But uWu in >_< minye ;;w;; emuwous honour wet ^.^ him ^-^ die +With every UwU joint :3 a ^-^ wound, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ to-mowwow! +AENEAS. We ^.^ knyow >_< each othew well. +^w^ DIOMEDES.We do; ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong to ^.^ knyow >_< each othew x3 wowse. +:33 PAWIS. This >_> is x3 the UwU most despiteful'st ^-^ gentwe :3 gweeting +uWu The uWu nyobwest hateful xDD wuv, :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I heard uWu of. +>_> What business, uWu wowd, UwU so ^w^ eawwy? +AENEAS. UwU I UwU was sent fow to x3 the uWu King; >_> but >w< why, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +:33 PAWIS. ÚwÚ His OwO puwpose ^.^ meets xDD you: uWu 'twas to ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this Gweek +;;w;; To >_< Cawchas' house, ÚwÚ and there to render :3 him, +For x3 the enfweed Antenyow, x3 the >w< faiw Cressid. +:3 Wet's uWu have x3 youw company; or, >_> if xDD you please, +Haste there >w< befowe >_> us. UwU I >_< constantwy believe- +:33 Ow rather caww x3 my xDD thought :3 a xDD cewtain knyowwedge- +OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew Twoiwus ^.^ wodges there to-night. +ÚwÚ Wouse ^.^ him ÚwÚ and UwU give ^.^ him ^-^ nyote of UwU ouw approach, +With x3 the whole ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ whewefowe; UwU I feaw +We UwU shaww be much unwewcome. +AENEAS. :33 That UwU I :33 assuwe xDD you: +Twoiwus xDD had rather Twoy :3 wewe :3 bownye to >w< Gweece +Than ^w^ Cwessid :3 bownye from >_> Twoy. +:33 PAWIS. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo UwU hewp; +uWu The UwU bittew uWu disposition of x3 the time +Will uWu have >w< it :3 so. ÚwÚ On, wowd; we'll ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. +AENEAS. ^-^ Good morrow, all. uWu Exit with xDD sewvant +:33 PAWIS. xDD And tell uWu me, x3 nyobwe ^w^ Diomed-faith, tell ;;w;; me ^-^ twue, +Even uWu in x3 the :3 souw of >_> sound ÚwÚ good-fewwowship- +Who uWu in x3 youw >_< thoughts >_> desewves >w< faiw :33 Hewen ^w^ best, +xDD Mysewf ow Menelaus? +xDD DIOMEDES. UwU Both OwO awike: +>w< He xDD mewits weww to uWu have her :3 that xDD doth >_> seek hew, +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 making xDD any :33 scwupwe of her soilure, +With xDD such :3 a heww of :33 pain ÚwÚ and wowwd of chawge; +xDD And xDD you >_< as weww to >_< keep her :3 that ;;w;; defend hew, +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< pawating x3 the >_> taste of her :3 dishonyouw, +With xDD such :3 a x3 costwy ^-^ woss of weawth ÚwÚ and fwiends. +>w< He ^.^ wike :3 a puling cuckold ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dwink x3 up +uWu The lees ÚwÚ and UwU dwegs of :3 a flat :33 tamed piece; +>_< You, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ wechew, x3 out of whorish >_< woins +^w^ Awe pleas'd to breed x3 out x3 youw :3 inhewitows. +UwU Both xDD mewits pois'd, >_< each :3 weighs nor less nor mowe; +OwO But ^.^ he >_< as xDD he, x3 the heaview fow :3 a ^-^ whowe. +:33 PAWIS. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too UwU bittew to x3 youw xDD countwy-woman. +xDD DIOMEDES. >_> She's UwU bittew to her country. >w< Heaw uWu me, Paris: +For every UwU fawse >_< dwop uWu in her ^w^ bawdy >_> veins +^-^ A Grecian's >w< wife hath >w< sunk; fow every :33 scwupwe +Of her contaminated OwO cawwion >_> weight +^-^ A ÚwÚ Twoyan hath :33 been slain; xDD since ^.^ she couwd :3 speak, +:33 She hath nyot UwU given UwU so UwU many ÚwÚ good wowds UwU bweath +;;w;; As fow her Gweeks ÚwÚ and Twoyans ;;w;; suff'wed death. +:33 PAWIS. Faiw :33 Diomed, xDD you UwU do >_< as chapmen UwU do, +^.^ Dispwaise x3 the ^.^ thing :3 that xDD you ^.^ desiwe to ^-^ buy; +OwO But ^.^ we uWu in :3 siwence howd ÚwÚ this viwtue well: +^-^ We'ww nyot ÚwÚ commend >_> what ^.^ we intend to ^-^ seww. +:3 Hewe wies UwU ouw >_> way. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. +>_> Twoy. uWu The court of PANDAWUS' ;;w;; house + +Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and :3 CWESSIDA + +>_> TWOIWUS. Dear, >_> twoubwe nyot :33 youwsewf; x3 the ;;w;; mown >_> is cowd. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Then, x3 sweet x3 my uWu wowd, I'll caww >_< minye :33 uncwe down; +>w< He UwU shaww ÚwÚ unbowt x3 the gates. +>_> TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Twoubwe ^.^ him x3 nyot; +;;w;; To ^.^ bed, to bed! OwO Sweep OwO kiww UwU those OwO pwetty ^w^ eyes, +xDD And UwU give >_< as soft UwU attachment to >w< thy :33 senses +;;w;; As xDD infants' :33 empty of aww ^w^ thought! +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ Good morrow, UwU then. +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU I :33 pwithee now, to :3 bed. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ Awe xDD you >_> aweawy of me? +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 O UwU Cwessida! >_> but :3 that x3 the >w< busy ^-^ day, +:3 Wak'd ^.^ by x3 the wawk, hath wous'd x3 the ribald crows, +xDD And ^.^ dweaming >w< nyight xDD wiww hide UwU ouw joys nyo wongew, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot from thee. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >w< Nyight hath :33 been ^w^ too bwief. +>_> TWOIWUS. Beshrew x3 the :3 witch! with :3 venyomous wights ^.^ she uWu stays +;;w;; As tediously >_< as >_> heww, >_> but fwies x3 the grasps of wuv +With x3 wings ^.^ mowe momentary-swift than thought. +>_> You xDD wiww catch >_< cowd, ÚwÚ and UwU cuwse x3 me. +^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Pwithee :33 tawwy. +>_> You ;;w;; men xDD wiww >_< nyevew :33 tawwy. +x3 O >_< foowish Cressid! UwU I ^w^ might uWu have still hewd ^w^ off, +xDD And xDD then xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< tawwied. :33 Hawk! there's one :33 up. +PANDARUS. :33 [Within] x3 What's aww x3 the x3 doows open hewe? +>_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ It >_> is x3 youw uncle. + +Entew uWu PANDAWUS + +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ A uWu pestiwence on x3 him! Now xDD wiww ^.^ he be x3 mocking. +UwU I UwU shaww uWu have xDD such :3 a wife! +PANDARUS. How now, >w< how >_< nyow! How OwO go ;;w;; maidenheads? +Here, xDD you x3 maid! :3 Whewe's x3 my xDD cousin Cwessid? +^.^ CWESSIDA. Go ^w^ hang yourself, xDD you naughty ^w^ mocking uncle. +>_> You ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to UwU do, ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD you fwout ;;w;; me UwU too. +PANDARUS. ;;w;; To UwU do UwU what? to UwU do UwU what? Let her >_> say what. +>_> What uWu have UwU I ^.^ bwought xDD you to ^-^ do? +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^.^ Come, come, :3 beshwew x3 youw :33 heawt! You'll ^w^ nye'ew be UwU good, +x3 Nyow suffew ÚwÚ othews. +PANDARUS. >w< Ha, :33 ha! ÚwÚ Awas, poor OwO wwetch! :3 a poor >_< capocchia! x3 hast nyot +slept :3 to-nyight? Wouwd ^.^ he >_> nyot, :3 a naughty ^w^ man, wet >w< it ^w^ sweep? ^-^ A +;;w;; bugbeaw OwO take x3 him! +^.^ CWESSIDA. Did nyot UwU I tell you? Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe knyock'd :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ head! +>_> [Onye xDD knyocks] +Who's :3 that uWu at doow? ^-^ Good uWu uncwe, OwO go ÚwÚ and ^-^ see. +OwO My uWu wowd, come xDD you again x3 into x3 my ^.^ chambew. +>_> You ;;w;; smiwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mock uWu me, >_< as >_> if UwU I meant nyaughtiwy. +>_> TWOIWUS. uWu Ha! :33 ha! +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^.^ Come, xDD you OwO awe ^.^ deceiv'd, UwU I think of nyo xDD such >_> thing. +[Knyock] +How eawnyestwy ;;w;; they knock! >_> Pway xDD you come in: +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow half Twoy uWu have xDD you :3 seen hewe. +Exeunt ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and :3 CWESSIDA +PANDARUS. Who's OwO thewe? x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? Will xDD you xDD beat down x3 the +doow? How ^.^ nyow? x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? + +Entew AENEAS +AENEAS. ^-^ Good morrow, uWu wowd, ÚwÚ good :3 mowwow. +PANDARUS. Who's OwO thewe? OwO My ;;w;; wowd Aeneas? ^-^ By x3 my troth, +UwU I UwU knyew xDD you not. >_> What nyews with xDD you UwU so ^w^ eawwy? +AENEAS. Is nyot Prince Twoiwus hewe? +PANDARUS. Here! >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ he UwU do hewe? +AENEAS. ^.^ Come, ^.^ he >_> is UwU hewe, x3 my wowd; UwU do nyot UwU deny ^.^ him. +^.^ It xDD doth impowt ^.^ him much to speak with x3 me. +PANDARUS. Is ^.^ he UwU hewe, >_> say you? x3 It's ^.^ mowe than UwU I knyow, I'll be +swown. For x3 my UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I ^-^ came uWu in UwU wate. >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ he UwU do hewe? +AENEAS. Who!-nyay, UwU then. ^.^ Come, come, you'ww UwU do ^.^ him wrong ere xDD you OwO awe +:3 wawe; you'ww be UwU so true to ^.^ him to be UwU fawse to ^.^ him. Do nyot xDD you +^.^ knyow of :3 him, >_> but yet OwO go :3 fetch ^.^ him hithew; ÚwÚ go. + +^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS + +>_> TWOIWUS. How >_< nyow! x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +AENEAS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I scawce uWu have leisure to OwO sawute UwU you, +OwO My ;;w;; mattew >_> is UwU so ^-^ wash. >_> Thewe >_> is uWu at uWu hand +Paris x3 youw brother, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Deiphobus, +uWu The Grecian :33 Diomed, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw Antenor +>_> Dewivew'd to us; ÚwÚ and fow ^.^ him ^.^ fowthwith, +Ere x3 the xDD fiwst sacrifice, within ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, +We ^w^ must UwU give x3 up to :3 Diomedes' uWu hand +uWu The xDD Wady ÚwÚ Cwessida. +>_> TWOIWUS. Is >w< it UwU so OwO concwuded? +AENEAS. ^-^ By ^w^ Pwiam, ÚwÚ and x3 the general >w< state of >_> Twoy. +^-^ They OwO awe uWu at uWu hand ÚwÚ and ready to ^w^ effect :3 it. +>_> TWOIWUS. How x3 my >w< achievements ÚwÚ mock me! +UwU I xDD wiww OwO go :3 meet OwO them; x3 and, x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU Aenyeas, +We >w< met ^.^ by chance; xDD you uWu did nyot find ;;w;; me hewe. +AENEAS. OwO Good, UwU good, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 the ^w^ secwets of OwO nyeighbouw :3 Pandaw +:3 Have nyot ^.^ mowe ^w^ gift uWu in >_> tacituwnyity. +Exeunt ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and AENEAS +PANDARUS. ^-^ Is't possible? No :33 soonyew ^w^ got >_> but lost? uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take +Antenor! uWu The xDD young >_> pwince xDD wiww OwO go >_> mad. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon Antenor! UwU I +^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they xDD had :3 bwoke's ;;w;; nyeck. + +^.^ We-entew :3 CWESSIDA + +^.^ CWESSIDA. How >_< nyow! x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? Who UwU was hewe? +PANDARUS. xDD Ah, ah! +^.^ CWESSIDA. Why x3 sigh xDD you UwU so >w< pwofoundwy? :3 Whewe's x3 my xDD wowd? Gone? Teww +uWu me, x3 sweet uWu uncwe, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +PANDARUS. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< as >_> deep :33 undew x3 the ^.^ eawth >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :33 abuv! +^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O x3 the ^-^ gods! x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +PANDARUS. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, get uWu thee ^.^ in. Wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst ^w^ nye'ew :33 been uWu bown! +UwU I UwU knyew xDD thou wouldst be :33 his ;;w;; death! >_< O, poor gentleman! ^-^ A pwague +;;w;; upon Antenor! +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ Good uWu uncwe, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, on x3 my knees UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +PANDARUS. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must be >w< gonye, >_> wench, xDD thou ^w^ must be xDD gonye; xDD thou awt +chang'd fow ^-^ Antenyow; xDD thou ^w^ must to >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and be >_> gonye from +x3 Twoiwus. 'Twiww be :33 his ÚwÚ death; 'twill be :33 his uWu banye; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot UwU beaw +:3 it. +^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O xDD you :3 immowtaw ^-^ gods! UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ go. +PANDARUS. ^.^ Thou must. +^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, uncle. UwU I uWu have fowgot x3 my father; +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo :33 touch of x3 consanguinyity, +No kin, nyo xDD wuv, nyo bwood, nyo :3 souw UwU so nyeaw ;;w;; me +;;w;; As x3 the x3 sweet x3 Twoiwus. x3 O xDD you gods divine, +^-^ Make Cwessid's xDD nyame x3 the xDD vewy >_< cwown of fawsehood, +;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ she OwO weave Troilus! Time, fowce, ÚwÚ and UwU death, +Do to ÚwÚ this >w< body >_> what extwemes xDD you ^-^ can, +OwO But x3 the >w< stwong UwU base ÚwÚ and xDD buiwding of x3 my wuv +Is >_< as x3 the xDD vewy centwe of x3 the earth, +xDD Dwawing aww ^.^ things to :3 it. I'll OwO go uWu in ÚwÚ and uWu weep- +PANDARUS. UwU Do, xDD do. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >w< Teaw x3 my uWu bwight hair, ÚwÚ and x3 scwatch x3 my pwaised cheeks, +Crack x3 my ^-^ cweaw uWu voice with >_< sobs ÚwÚ and bweak x3 my uWu heawt, +With ^w^ sounding 'Twoiwus.' UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO go from >_> Twoy. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. +>_> Twoy. ^-^ A :3 stweet >w< befowe PANDAWUS' ;;w;; house + +Entew OwO PAWIS, xDD TWOIWUS, AENyEAS, :3 DEIPHOBUS, xDD ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ and x3 DIOMEDES + +:33 PAWIS. ^.^ It >_> is great morning; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> houw uWu pwefix'd +For her dewivewy to ÚwÚ this uWu vawiant Gweek +UwU Comes ÚwÚ fast ^w^ upon. ^-^ Good x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Twoiwus, +Teww xDD you x3 the uWu wady >_> what ^.^ she >_> is to UwU do +xDD And ^.^ haste her to x3 the puwpose. +>_> TWOIWUS. >_< Wawk x3 into her ÚwÚ house. +I'll ;;w;; bwing her to x3 the Grecian ^-^ pwesentwy; +xDD And to :33 his uWu hand when UwU I ÚwÚ dewivew hew, +^w^ Think >w< it >w< an altar, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew Twoiwus +^-^ A ;;w;; pwiest, there ÚwÚ off'wing to >w< it :33 his UwU own ;;w;; heawt. uWu Exit +:33 PAWIS. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU 'tis to xDD wuv, +xDD And :3 wouwd, >_< as UwU I UwU shaww pity, UwU I couwd :33 hewp! +ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you UwU wawk x3 in, x3 my lords. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. +>_> Twoy. PANDAWUS' ;;w;; house + +Entew uWu PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and :3 CWESSIDA + +PANDARUS. ^w^ Be moderate, be modewate. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Why tell xDD you ;;w;; me of >_< modewation? +uWu The grief >_> is uWu finye, >_> fuww, pewfect, :3 that UwU I x3 taste, +xDD And violenteth uWu in :3 a sense >_< as >w< stwong +;;w;; As :3 that which causeth :3 it. How ^.^ can UwU I modewate :33 it? +;;w;; If UwU I couwd xDD tempowize with x3 my affections +:33 Ow bwew >w< it to :3 a xDD weak ÚwÚ and ^-^ cowdew palate, +uWu The ^.^ wike >w< awwayment couwd UwU I UwU give x3 my ÚwÚ gwief. +OwO My wuv ^.^ admits nyo quawifying dwoss; +No ^.^ mowe x3 my gwief, uWu in xDD such :3 a >_< pwecious loss. + +Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS + +PANDARUS. Here, UwU hewe, OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. xDD Ah, x3 sweet ducks! +^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O Troilus! Troilus! xDD [Embwacing >w< him] +PANDARUS. >_> What :3 a :33 paiw of x3 spectacwes >_> is here! Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace UwU too. ^w^ 'O +heawt,' >_< as x3 the xDD goodwy :3 saying ;;w;; is, +x3 O uWu heawt, x3 heavy uWu heawt, +Why ;;w;; sigh'st xDD thou ^-^ without breaking? +:3 whewe ^.^ he ^-^ answews again +>_< Because xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot ^w^ ease >w< thy ^-^ smawt +^-^ By ÚwÚ fwiendship nor ^.^ by speaking. +>_> Thewe UwU was >_< nyevew :3 a twuew >_> whyme. Let >_> us ;;w;; cast OwO away uWu nyothing, fow ^.^ we +OwO may ^w^ wive to uWu have >_< nyeed of xDD such :3 a verse. We >_> see :33 it, ^.^ we >_> see :3 it. How +now, :3 wambs! +>_> TWOIWUS. Cressid, UwU I wuv uWu thee uWu in UwU so ÚwÚ stwain'd :3 a xDD puwity +:33 That x3 the uWu bwess'd uWu gods, >_< as angry with x3 my >_> fancy, +uWu Mowe uWu bwight uWu in ^.^ zeaw than x3 the xDD devotion which +x3 Cowd lips ^w^ bwow to uWu theiw ;;w;; deities, OwO take uWu thee from x3 me. +^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Have x3 the gods envy? +PANDARUS. Ay, :33 ay, ^-^ ay; UwU 'tis ^w^ too uWu pwain :3 a :3 case. +^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD And >_> is >w< it true :3 that UwU I ^w^ must OwO go from >w< Twoy? +>_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ A hateful truth. +^.^ CWESSIDA. What, ÚwÚ and from Twoiwus xDD too? +>_> TWOIWUS. Fwom Twoy ÚwÚ and x3 Twoiwus. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ Is't possible? +>_> TWOIWUS. xDD And uWu suddenwy; :3 whewe ^-^ injuwy of chance +Puts back >_< weave-taking, justwes roughly ^.^ by +All time of xDD pause, wudewy beguiwes UwU ouw lips +Of aww rejoindure, ^-^ fowcibwy ^.^ pwevents +Our :3 wock'd embrasures, strangles UwU ouw uWu deaw x3 vows +Even uWu in x3 the birth of UwU ouw UwU own labouring >_< bweath. +We >_> two, :3 that with UwU so UwU many thousand :3 sighs +Did UwU buy >_< each ÚwÚ othew, ^w^ must poorly ;;w;; seww ouwsewves +With x3 the wude ^-^ bwevity ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dischawge of onye. +Injurious time nyow with :3 a robber's ^.^ haste +x3 Cwams :33 his rich ^.^ thievewy up, ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot ^.^ how. +;;w;; As UwU many OwO fawewewws >_< as be stars uWu in ^.^ heaven, +With OwO distinct UwU bweath ÚwÚ and OwO consign'd ^-^ kisses to ÚwÚ them, +>w< He fumbwes x3 up x3 into :3 a ;;w;; woose adieu, +xDD And scants >_> us with :3 a :3 singwe famish'd ÚwÚ kiss, +;;w;; Distasted with x3 the ^-^ sawt of xDD bwoken >w< teaws. +AENEAS. :33 [Within] OwO My uWu wowd, >_> is x3 the uWu wady ^-^ weady? +>_> TWOIWUS. :33 Hawk! xDD you OwO awe call'd. ;;w;; Some >_> say x3 the ^-^ Genyius UwU so +>w< Cwies 'Come' to ^.^ him :3 that instantly ^w^ must die. +x3 Bid them uWu have >_> patience; ^.^ she UwU shaww come x3 anyon. +PANDARUS. Whewe OwO awe x3 my teaws? ÚwÚ Wain, to uWu way ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wind, ow x3 my >_< heawt +xDD wiww be >_> bwown x3 up ^.^ by x3 th' ^w^ woot? uWu Exit +^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU I ^w^ must xDD then to x3 the Grecians? +>_> TWOIWUS. No UwU wemedy. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ A ^.^ woefuw ^w^ Cwessid ^w^ 'mongst x3 the ^.^ mewwy >_> Gweeks! +x3 When UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> see ^w^ again? +>_> TWOIWUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, x3 my love. ^w^ Be xDD thou >_> but true of ÚwÚ heawt- +^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU I ^-^ twue! >w< how >_< nyow! >_> What wicked >w< deem >_> is :3 this? +>_> TWOIWUS. Nyay, ^.^ we ^w^ must use ^-^ expostuwation >w< kindwy, +For >w< it >_> is >w< pawting from >_> us. +UwU I speak nyot :3 'Be xDD thou true' >_< as feawing ÚwÚ thee, +For UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ thwow x3 my ;;w;; gwuv to >_> Death >_< himsewf +:33 That there's nyo maculation uWu in >w< thy heawt; +OwO But :3 'Be xDD thou true' >_> say UwU I to fashion uWu in +OwO My sequent pwotestation: be xDD thou ^-^ twue, +xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_> see thee. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_< O, xDD you UwU shaww be expos'd, x3 my uWu wowd, to >_> dangews +;;w;; As :3 infinyite >_< as uWu imminyent! OwO But I'll be true. +>_> TWOIWUS. xDD And I'll gwow :33 fwiend with danger. :3 Weaw ÚwÚ this sleeve. +^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD And xDD you ÚwÚ this ^-^ gwuv. x3 When UwU shaww UwU I >_> see you? +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU I xDD wiww corrupt x3 the Grecian sentinels +;;w;; To UwU give uWu thee xDD nyightwy visitation. +OwO But yet be true. +^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O OwO heavens! :3 'Be true' x3 again! +>_> TWOIWUS. >w< Heaw >w< why UwU I speak :33 it, love. +uWu The Grecian uWu youths OwO awe full of quality; +They'we >w< woving, weww xDD compos'd with ^.^ gifts of nyatuwe, +xDD And :33 fwowing ^-^ o'ew with >w< awts ÚwÚ and xDD exewcise. +How x3 nyuvwties OwO may x3 muv, ÚwÚ and parts with pewson, +ÚwÚ Awas, :3 a uWu kind of UwU godwy jeawousy, +>_< Which UwU I :33 beseech xDD you caww :3 a virtuous ^w^ sin, +:3 Makes ;;w;; me afeawd. +^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O OwO heavens! xDD you wuv ;;w;; me not. +>_> TWOIWUS. :33 Die UwU I :3 a villain, >w< then! +^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU do nyot caww x3 youw :33 faith uWu in ;;w;; question +^w^ So UwU mainwy >_< as x3 my x3 mewit. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ sing, +x3 Nyow OwO heew x3 the xDD high wavowt, nor sweeten talk, +x3 Nyow :33 pway uWu at >_> subtwe >w< games-faiw uWu viwtues all, +;;w;; To which x3 the xDD Gwecians OwO awe UwU most prompt ÚwÚ and :3 pwegnyant; +OwO But UwU I ^.^ can tell :3 that uWu in >_< each xDD gwace of these +>_> Thewe UwU wuwks :3 a still ÚwÚ and :3 dumb-discouwsive ^.^ deviw +:33 That tempts UwU most :33 cunnyingwy. OwO But be nyot ;;w;; tempted. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Do xDD you think UwU I xDD wiww? +>_> TWOIWUS. No. +OwO But ^-^ something OwO may be donye :3 that ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 nyot; +xDD And x3 sometimes ^.^ we OwO awe xDD deviws to ;;w;; ouwsewves, +x3 When ^.^ we xDD wiww tempt x3 the frailty of UwU ouw x3 powews, +>w< Pwesuming on uWu theiw ^-^ changefuw OwO potency. +AENEAS. :33 [Within] Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wowd! +>_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Come, >_< kiss; ÚwÚ and wet >_> us part. +:33 PAWIS. :33 [Within] ^-^ Bwothew Troilus! +>_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ Good brother, come xDD you hithew; +xDD And ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ Aenyeas ÚwÚ and x3 the Grecian with OwO you. +^.^ CWESSIDA. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD wiww xDD you be twue? +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU Who, >_< I? ÚwÚ Awas, >w< it >_> is x3 my xDD vice, x3 my >_> fauwt! +Whiwes ;;w;; othews :33 fish with cwaft fow great :33 opinyion, +UwU I with great uWu twuth catch mere >_> simpwicity; +Whilst x3 some with x3 cunnying gild uWu theiw >w< coppew :33 cwowns, +With uWu twuth ÚwÚ and >_< pwainnyess UwU I UwU do ^-^ weaw >_< minye xDD bawe. + +Entew AENyEAS, OwO PAWIS, xDD ANTENyOW, :3 DEIPHOBUS, ÚwÚ and x3 DIOMEDES + +Fear nyot x3 my twuth: x3 the :3 mowaw of x3 my wit +Is 'pwain ÚwÚ and true'; there's aww x3 the :3 weach of :3 it. +Welcome, Sir ^.^ Diomed! :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the uWu wady +>_< Which fow Antenor ^.^ we ÚwÚ dewivew uWu you; +At x3 the port, uWu wowd, I'll UwU give her to >w< thy uWu hand, +xDD And ^.^ by x3 the uWu way possess uWu thee >_> what ^.^ she >w< is. +>w< Entweat her fair; x3 and, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, >w< faiw Greek, +;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew xDD thou stand uWu at xDD mewcy of x3 my uWu swowd, +Nyame Cressid, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< wife UwU shaww be >_< as >_< safe +;;w;; As ^.^ Pwiam >_> is uWu in x3 Iwion. +xDD DIOMEDES. Faiw xDD Wady Cressid, +^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, :3 save x3 the thanks ÚwÚ this >_> pwince uWu expects. +uWu The UwU wustwe uWu in x3 youw >_< eye, heaven uWu in x3 youw OwO cheek, +Pleads x3 youw >w< faiw >_> usage; ÚwÚ and to xDD Diomed +>_> You UwU shaww be ^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command ^.^ him >w< whowwy. +>_> TWOIWUS. :33 Gwecian, xDD thou dost nyot use ;;w;; me ;;w;; couwteouswy +;;w;; To ^-^ shame x3 the ^.^ zeaw of x3 my x3 petition to x3 the +^w^ In pwaising her. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; wowd of xDD Gweece, +:33 She >_> is >_< as uWu faw x3 high-soawing ^-^ o'ew >w< thy pwaises +;;w;; As xDD thou >_< unwowthy to be ^w^ caww'd her servant. +UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee use her weww, even fow x3 my chawge; +For, ^.^ by x3 the :3 dweadfuw Pwuto, >_> if xDD thou dost >_> nyot, +;;w;; Though x3 the great >_< buwk Achilles be >w< thy guawd, +I'll :3 cut >w< thy uWu thwoat. +xDD DIOMEDES. >_< O, be nyot x3 mov'd, Prince x3 Twoiwus. +Let ;;w;; me be >_< pwiviweg'd ^.^ by x3 my :33 pwace ÚwÚ and ^-^ message +;;w;; To be :3 a speakew ÚwÚ fwee: when UwU I ^w^ am >w< hence +I'll answew to x3 my xDD wust. xDD And ^.^ knyow UwU you, uWu wowd, +I'll >_< nyothing UwU do on >_< chawge: to her UwU own ^.^ wowth +:33 She UwU shaww be pwiz'd. OwO But :3 that xDD you >_> say ^.^ 'Be't :3 so,' +UwU I speak >w< it uWu in x3 my ^w^ spiwit ÚwÚ and honyouw, 'No.' +>_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Come, to x3 the port. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, :33 Diomed, +This >_< bwave UwU shaww ;;w;; oft >_< make uWu thee to hide >w< thy >_> head. +Lady, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; x3 and, >_< as ^.^ we walk, +;;w;; To UwU ouw UwU own sewves >w< bend ^.^ we UwU ouw needful ^-^ tawk. +Exeunt xDD TWOIWUS, ^w^ CWESSIDA, ÚwÚ and x3 DIOMEDES +uWu [Sound trumpet] +:33 PAWIS. :33 Hawk! :33 Hectow's twumpet. +AENEAS. How uWu have ^.^ we xDD spent ÚwÚ this >w< mownying! +uWu The Prince ^w^ must think ;;w;; me ÚwÚ tawdy ÚwÚ and wemiss, +:33 That >w< swowe to uWu wide >w< befowe ^.^ him to x3 the >_> fiewd. +:33 PAWIS. 'Tis ;;w;; Twoiwus' ^-^ fauwt. ^.^ Come, come to field with ^.^ him. +DEIPHOBUS. Let >_> us >_< make ready stwaight. +AENEAS. Yea, with :3 a bridegroom's >w< fwesh alacrity +Let >_> us address to tend on :33 Hectow's xDD heews. +uWu The :3 gwowy of UwU ouw Twoy xDD doth ÚwÚ this day >_< wie +On :33 his >w< faiw ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and :3 singwe chivawwy. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE 5. +uWu The Grecian :33 camp. Wists uWu set x3 out + +Entew ^.^ AJAX, awmed; ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, ACHIWWES, uWu PATWOCWUS, >_> MENyEWAUS, UWYSSES, +uWu NyESTOW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews + +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :3 Hewe awt xDD thou uWu in ;;w;; appointment >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and faiw, +^.^ Anticipating time with :33 stawting courage. +Give with >w< thy ÚwÚ twumpet :3 a ÚwÚ woud ^-^ nyote to Troy, +^.^ Thou :3 dweadfuw >w< Ajax, :3 that x3 the >w< appawwed ^w^ aiw +^-^ May xDD piewce x3 the >_> head of x3 the great UwU combatant, +xDD And UwU hawe ^.^ him hithew. +uWu AJAX. Thou, trumpet, there's x3 my purse. +Now UwU cwack >w< thy >w< wungs ÚwÚ and ^-^ spwit >w< thy ^-^ bwazen ^w^ pipe; +Blow, villain, >w< tiww >w< thy xDD sphewed :3 bias >_< cheek +Out-sweww x3 the ^w^ cowic of puff OwO Aquiwon'd. +^.^ Come, stretch >w< thy :3 chest, ÚwÚ and wet >w< thy eyes spout :33 bwood: +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ bwowest fow ^-^ Hectow. ;;w;; [Twumpet ^w^ sounds] +ULYSSES. No ÚwÚ twumpet answers. +ACHIWWES. 'Tis >_> but early days. + +Entew ^-^ DIOMEDES, with :3 CWESSIDA + +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Is nyot :33 yond :33 Diomed, with >_< Cawchas' daughter? +ULYSSES. 'Tis xDD he, UwU I >_< ken x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :33 his UwU gait: +>w< He wises on x3 the >_> toe. :33 That ^w^ spiwit of :33 his +^w^ In uWu aspiwation lifts ^.^ him from x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the uWu wady Cwessid? +xDD DIOMEDES. Even ^w^ she. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :3 Most ÚwÚ deawwy wewcome to x3 the UwU Gweeks, x3 sweet >_> wady. +^-^ NyESTOW. Our general xDD doth OwO sawute xDD you with :3 a >w< kiss. +ULYSSES. ÚwÚ Yet >_> is x3 the OwO kindnyess >_> but particular; +uWu 'Twewe xDD bettew ^.^ she :3 wewe >w< kiss'd uWu in genyewaw. +^-^ NyESTOW. xDD And xDD vewy courtly >_> counsew: I'll ;;w;; begin. +^w^ So much fow Nyestow. +ACHIWWES. I'll OwO take :3 that winter from x3 youw :3 wips, >w< faiw >_> wady. +Achilles UwU bids xDD you x3 wewcome. +:33 MENyEWAUS. UwU I xDD had ÚwÚ good :33 awgument fow xDD kissing OwO once. +PATWOCWUS. OwO But ^w^ that's nyo :33 awgument fow xDD kissing >_< nyow; +For OwO thus popp'd Paris uWu in :33 his ;;w;; hawdiment, +xDD And pawted OwO thus xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw awgument. +ULYSSES. x3 O deadwy x3 gaww, ÚwÚ and :33 theme of aww UwU ouw ;;w;; scowns! +For which ^.^ we wose UwU ouw heads to gild :33 his ^.^ howns. +PATWOCWUS. uWu The xDD fiwst UwU was uWu Menyewaus' >_< kiss; uWu this, ^-^ minye- +^.^ [Kisses her OwO again] +Patwocwus ^-^ kisses OwO you. +:33 MENyEWAUS. >_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is twim! +PATWOCWUS. Paris ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 kiss evewmowe fow ^.^ him. +:33 MENyEWAUS. I'll uWu have x3 my ÚwÚ kiss, sir. Lady, ^.^ by x3 youw >_< weave. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ In x3 kissing, UwU do xDD you render ow >_> weceive? +PATWOCWUS. UwU Both OwO take ÚwÚ and give. +^.^ CWESSIDA. I'll >_< make x3 my >_< match to x3 wive, +uWu The :3 kiss xDD you OwO take >_> is xDD bettew than xDD you ^w^ give; +Therefore nyo >w< kiss. +:33 MENyEWAUS. I'll UwU give xDD you OwO boot; I'll UwU give xDD you >w< thwee fow onye. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> You OwO awe >w< an >w< odd xDD man; UwU give even ow UwU give none. +:33 MENyEWAUS. ^-^ An >w< odd ^w^ man, x3 wady? Evewy x3 man >_> is odd. +^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Nyo, Paris >_> is x3 nyot; fow xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis true +:33 That xDD you OwO awe :3 odd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is even with OwO you. +:33 MENyEWAUS. >_> You fiwwip ;;w;; me ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> head. +^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Nyo, I'll be swown. +ULYSSES. ^.^ It :3 wewe nyo ;;w;; match, x3 youw nail OwO against :33 his horn. +^-^ May I, x3 sweet UwU wady, ÚwÚ beg :3 a :3 kiss of you? +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> You may. +ULYSSES. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe :3 it. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Why, ÚwÚ beg UwU then. +ULYSSES. Why >w< then, fow ^-^ Venyus' ÚwÚ sake UwU give ;;w;; me :3 a :3 kiss +x3 When :33 Hewen >_> is :3 a >_< maid OwO again, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ his. +^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw >_> debtow; >_< cwaim >w< it when UwU 'tis ÚwÚ due. +ULYSSES. :33 Nyevew's x3 my ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 a :3 kiss of OwO you. +xDD DIOMEDES. Lady, :3 a OwO wowd. I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to x3 youw :33 fathew. +uWu Exit with :3 CWESSIDA +^-^ NyESTOW. ^-^ A OwO woman of ^w^ quick ÚwÚ sense. +ULYSSES. OwO Fie, fie ;;w;; upon >_> hew! +>_> Thewe's language uWu in her >_< eye, her OwO cheek, her x3 wip, +Nyay, her :33 foot speaks; her >_< wanton ;;w;; spiwits wook x3 out +At every UwU joint ÚwÚ and motive of her body. +x3 O these encounters UwU so ^-^ gwib of >_> tongue +:33 That UwU give :3 a >_> coasting wewcome ere >w< it ;;w;; comes, +xDD And uWu wide :3 uncwasp x3 the :33 tabwes of uWu theiw >_< thoughts +;;w;; To every tickwish ^-^ weadew! Set them down +For >_> swuttish UwU spoiws of ^w^ oppowtunyity, +xDD And >_> daughtews of x3 the >_< game. ;;w;; [Twumpet ;;w;; within] +uWu AWW. uWu The ;;w;; Twoyans' twumpet. + +Entew HECTOR, awmed; AENyEAS, xDD TWOIWUS, OwO PAWIS, HELENUS, +ÚwÚ and othew xDD Twojans, with ^.^ attendants + +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Yondew x3 comes x3 the twoop. +AENEAS. >w< Haiw, aww x3 the >w< state of Greece! >_> What UwU shaww be donye +;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that OwO victowy ÚwÚ commands? :33 Ow UwU do xDD you OwO puwpose +^-^ A victor UwU shaww be known? Will xDD you x3 the :3 knyights +Shall to x3 the UwU edge of aww extremity +:33 Puwsue >_< each ÚwÚ othew, ow UwU shaww ;;w;; they be OwO divided +^-^ By xDD any uWu voice ow order of x3 the field? +>_> Hectow ;;w;; bade xDD ask. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_< Which uWu way ^.^ wouwd >_> Hectow uWu have :33 it? +AENEAS. >w< He ÚwÚ cawes x3 nyot; he'ww UwU obey conditions. +ACHIWWES. 'Tis donye ^.^ wike Hectow; >_> but secuwewy :33 donye, +^-^ A xDD wittwe proudly, ÚwÚ and great deal misprizing +uWu The knight ^w^ oppos'd. +AENEAS. ;;w;; If nyot ^.^ Achiwwes, ^w^ siw, +>_> What >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? +ACHIWWES. ;;w;; If nyot ^.^ Achiwwes, OwO nyothing. +AENEAS. Therefore :33 Achiwwes. OwO But >w< whate'ew, ^.^ knyow :33 this: +^w^ In x3 the extremity of great ÚwÚ and xDD wittwe +ÚwÚ Vawouw ÚwÚ and >_< pwide >_< excew x3 themsewves uWu in Hectow; +uWu The one almost >_< as :3 infinyite >_< as all, +uWu The othew ;;w;; bwank >_< as OwO nyothing. OwO Weigh ^.^ him weww, +xDD And :3 that which :33 wooks ^.^ wike >_< pwide >_> is uWu couwtesy. +This ^.^ Ajax >_> is half UwU made of :33 Hectow's ^-^ bwood; +^w^ In wuv xDD wheweof half >_> Hectow uWu stays uWu at ÚwÚ home; +>_> Hawf uWu heawt, half uWu hand, half >_> Hectow x3 comes to >_> seek +This UwU bwended UwU knyight, half ÚwÚ Twoyan ÚwÚ and half Greek. +ACHIWWES. ^-^ A >_< maiden ÚwÚ battwe ^w^ then? >_< O, UwU I >_> pewceive you! + +^.^ We-entew x3 DIOMEDES + +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :3 Hewe >_> is Sir :33 Diomed. ^w^ Go, ^-^ gentwe UwU knyight, +;;w;; Stand ^.^ by UwU ouw UwU Ajax. ;;w;; As xDD you ÚwÚ and Lord ]Eneas +UwU Consent ;;w;; upon x3 the order of uWu theiw x3 fight, +^w^ So be uWu it; xDD eithew to x3 the ÚwÚ uttewmost, +:33 Ow >_> ewse :3 a >_< bweath. uWu The combatants ^.^ being ^-^ kin +>_> Hawf >_> stints uWu theiw uWu stwife >w< befowe uWu theiw strokes ;;w;; begin. +[AJAX ÚwÚ and >_< HECTOW enter x3 the wists] +ULYSSES. ^-^ They OwO awe x3 oppos'd >_< awweady. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_> What ÚwÚ Twoyan >_> is :3 that same :3 that :33 wooks UwU so OwO heavy? +ULYSSES. uWu The xDD youngest >_< son of ^w^ Pwiam, :3 a true ;;w;; knyight; +ÚwÚ Nyot yet mature, yet matchwess; >w< fiwm of wowd; +>_> Speaking uWu in >_< deeds ÚwÚ and x3 deedwess uWu in :33 his tongue; +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< soon pwovok'd, nor ^.^ being ^.^ pwovok'd >w< soon cawm'd; +ÚwÚ His >_< heawt ÚwÚ and uWu hand both open ÚwÚ and both >_> fwee; +For >_> what ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ he ^w^ gives, >_> what ^w^ thinks ^.^ he uWu shows, +ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; gives ^.^ he nyot >w< tiww ^w^ judgment ^w^ guide :33 his x3 bounty, +x3 Nyow dignyifies >w< an impaiw xDD thought with breath; +x3 Manwy >_< as Hectow, >_> but ^.^ mowe dangerous; +For >_> Hectow uWu in :33 his bwaze of >_> wwath subscribes +;;w;; To xDD tendew x3 objects, >_> but ^.^ he uWu in ^.^ heat of uWu action +Is ^.^ mowe >_< vindicative than jealous love. +^-^ They caww ^.^ him ^.^ Twoiwus, ÚwÚ and on ^.^ him :33 ewect +^-^ A second UwU hope >_< as ^.^ faiwwy buiwt >_< as ^-^ Hectow. +^-^ Thus ;;w;; says UwU Aenyeas, one :3 that xDD knyows x3 the :33 youth +Even to :33 his ^w^ inches, x3 and, with >_> pwivate x3 souw, +Did uWu in great Iwion OwO thus UwU twanswate ^.^ him to x3 me. +>_< [Awawum. >_< HECTOW ÚwÚ and AJAX fight] +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu in OwO action. +^-^ NyESTOW. >_> Nyow, >w< Ajax, howd ^.^ thinye :33 own! +>_> TWOIWUS. Hectow, xDD thou sleep'st; +Awake thee. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ His ^w^ bwows OwO awe weww dispos'd. There, Ajax! +x3 [Twumpets >_> cease] +xDD DIOMEDES. >_> You ^w^ must nyo more. +AENEAS. Pwinces, UwU enyough, UwU so uWu pwease OwO you. +uWu AJAX. UwU I ^w^ am nyot wawm :33 yet; wet >_> us >w< fight ;;w;; again. +xDD DIOMEDES. ;;w;; As >_> Hectow pleases. +HECTOW. Why, xDD then xDD wiww UwU I nyo more. +^.^ Thou awt, great uWu wowd, x3 my father's OwO sistew's x3 son, +^-^ A cousin-gewman to great ^w^ Pwiam's ;;w;; seed; +uWu The obligation of UwU ouw :3 bwood forbids +^-^ A ^-^ gowy ;;w;; emuwation 'twixt >_> us UwU twain: +^.^ Wewe >w< thy commixtion Gweek ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Twoyan UwU so +:33 That xDD thou couwd'st >_> say 'This uWu hand >_> is Grecian all, +xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is Twoyan; x3 the sinews of ÚwÚ this >_< weg +All Greek, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this aww >_> Twoy; x3 my ;;w;; mothew's :3 bwood +;;w;; Wuns on x3 the dexter OwO cheek, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this sinyistew +>_< Bounds uWu in x3 my >_< fathew's'; ^.^ by Juv multipotent, +^.^ Thou shouwdst nyot UwU beaw from ;;w;; me :3 a Gweekish member +^-^ Whewein x3 my xDD swowd xDD had nyot xDD impwessuwe UwU made +Of UwU ouw rank uWu feud; >_> but x3 the >w< just gods ^.^ gainsay +:33 That xDD any >_< dwop xDD thou borrow'dst from >w< thy :33 mothew, +OwO My uWu sacwed uWu aunt, >_> shouwd ^.^ by x3 my >w< mowtaw xDD swowd +^w^ Be drained! Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace ÚwÚ thee, UwU Ajax. +^-^ By ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ thundews, xDD thou x3 hast ÚwÚ wusty arms; +>_> Hectow ^.^ wouwd uWu have them faww ;;w;; upon ^.^ him OwO thus. +Cousin, aww honour to uWu thee! +uWu AJAX. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ Hectow. +^.^ Thou awt ^w^ too ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ too fwee :3 a man. +UwU I ^-^ came to OwO kiww ÚwÚ thee, OwO cousin, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw >w< hence +^-^ A great >w< addition earned uWu in >w< thy death. +HECTOW. ÚwÚ Nyot Nyeoptowemus UwU so mirable, +On x3 whose uWu bwight uWu cwest ÚwÚ Fame with her woud'st OwO Oyes +>w< Cwies 'This >_> is ^.^ he' couwd promise to >_< himsewf +^-^ A xDD thought of >_< added honour :33 town from ^-^ Hectow. +AENEAS. >_> Thewe >_> is expectance OwO hewe from both x3 the >w< sides +>_> What further xDD you xDD wiww xDD do. +HECTOW. ^-^ We'ww answew >w< it: +uWu The x3 issue >_> is embracement. >w< Ajax, farewell. +uWu AJAX. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ might uWu in :33 entweaties find uWu success, +;;w;; As xDD sewd UwU I uWu have x3 the chance, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe +OwO My famous xDD cousin to UwU ouw Grecian ;;w;; tents. +xDD DIOMEDES. 'Tis UwU Agamemnyon's uWu wish; ÚwÚ and great Achilles +^-^ Doth ^-^ wong to >_> see ^-^ unyawm'd x3 the uWu vawiant ^-^ Hectow. +HECTOW. UwU Aenyeas, caww x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Twoiwus to uWu me, +xDD And :33 signyify ÚwÚ this >w< woving >w< intewview +;;w;; To x3 the expecters of UwU ouw ÚwÚ Twoyan ^w^ pawt; +Desire them >_> home. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, x3 my :3 cousin; +UwU I xDD wiww OwO go eat with ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 youw >_< knyights. + +AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west of x3 the Gweeks come forward + +uWu AJAX. UwU Gweat :33 Agamemnyon x3 comes to :3 meet >_> us hewe. +HECTOW. uWu The x3 wowthiest of them tell ;;w;; me xDD nyame ^.^ by UwU nyame; +OwO But fow ^.^ Achiwwes, x3 my UwU own searching eyes +Shall find ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his large ÚwÚ and portly ^w^ size. +^.^ AGAMEMNON.Worthy aww >_> awms! >_< as wewcome >_< as to one +:33 That ^.^ wouwd be x3 wid of xDD such >w< an enemy. +OwO But ^w^ that's nyo x3 wewcome. >w< Undewstand ^.^ mowe cweaw, +x3 What's x3 past ÚwÚ and UwU what's to come >_> is UwU stwew'd with uWu husks +xDD And uWu fowmwess xDD wuin of obwivion; +OwO But uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; extant :33 moment, :33 faith ÚwÚ and troth, +UwU Stwain'd purely from aww OwO howwow UwU bias-dwawing, +:3 Bids uWu thee with UwU most divine >w< integwity, +Fwom >_< heawt of xDD vewy uWu heawt, great Hectow, x3 wewcome. +HECTOW. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, UwU most >_> impewious Agamemnon. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :33 [To ^-^ Twoiwus] OwO My >w< weww-fam'd ;;w;; wowd of Troy, nyo less to OwO you. +:33 MENyEWAUS. Let ;;w;; me :33 confiwm x3 my princely brother's ^.^ gweeting. +>_> You ;;w;; bwace of warlike OwO bwothews, wewcome hithew. +HECTOW. Who ^w^ must ^.^ we answer? +AENEAS. uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Menyewaus. +HECTOW. x3 O UwU you, x3 my xDD wowd? ^-^ By uWu Maws :33 his x3 gauntwet, ^w^ thanks! +uWu Mock nyot :3 that UwU I affect x3 the untraded uWu oath; +uWu Youw x3 quondam >w< wife ÚwÚ sweaws still ^.^ by ^-^ Venyus' ^-^ gwuv. +>_> She's weww, >_> but ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me nyot ÚwÚ commend her to OwO you. +:33 MENyEWAUS. Nyame her nyot now, siw; ^w^ she's :3 a deadwy UwU theme. +HECTOW. >_< O, ;;w;; pawdon; UwU I offend. +^-^ NyESTOW. UwU I have, xDD thou OwO gawwant Troyan, :3 seen uWu thee :3 oft, +xDD Wabouwing fow destiny, >_< make UwU cwuew uWu way +^.^ Thwough ;;w;; wanks of Gweekish uWu youth; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have :3 seen ÚwÚ thee, +;;w;; As :3 hot >_< as xDD Pewseus, ^w^ spuw >w< thy >w< Phwygian >w< steed, +OwO Despising UwU many >w< fowfeits ÚwÚ and >_> subduements, +x3 When xDD thou x3 hast UwU hung >w< thy xDD advanced xDD swowd :33 i' x3 th' air, +ÚwÚ Nyot wetting >w< it xDD decwinye on x3 the >_> decwinyed; +:33 That UwU I uWu have uWu said to x3 some x3 my standers-by +'Wo, Jupiter >_> is :33 yondew, deawing wife!' +xDD And UwU I uWu have :3 seen uWu thee :3 pause ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< thy :33 bweath, +x3 When :3 that :3 a OwO wing of Gweeks uWu have hemm'd uWu thee x3 in, +Wike >w< an Olympian wwestwing. This uWu have UwU I uWu seen; +OwO But ÚwÚ this >w< thy ^-^ countenyance, still :3 wock'd uWu in >w< steew, +UwU I >_< nyevew saw >w< tiww now. UwU I UwU knyew >w< thy xDD gwandsiwe, +xDD And >_> once ÚwÚ fought with ^.^ him. >w< He UwU was :3 a soldier UwU good, +But, ^.^ by great :33 Maws, x3 the UwU captain of >_> us all, +xDD Nyevew ^.^ wike thee. >_< O, wet >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man >_< embwace ÚwÚ thee; +^.^ And, ÚwÚ wowthy wawwiow, wewcome to UwU ouw ;;w;; tents. +AENEAS. 'Tis x3 the ;;w;; owd Nyestow. +HECTOW. Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ;;w;; chwonyicwe, +:33 That x3 hast UwU so ^-^ wong wawk'd uWu hand uWu in uWu hand with uWu time. +:3 Most reverend Nyestow, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to ÚwÚ cwasp thee. +^-^ NyESTOW. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my :3 awms couwd >_< match uWu thee uWu in ;;w;; contention +;;w;; As ;;w;; they xDD contend with uWu thee uWu in uWu couwtesy. +HECTOW. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they xDD couwd. +^-^ NyESTOW. uWu Ha! +^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ white UwU beawd, ;;w;; I'd >w< fight with uWu thee ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +xDD Weww, ;;w;; wewcome, welcome! UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the uWu time. +ULYSSES. UwU I wonder nyow >w< how yonder UwU city stands, +x3 When ^.^ we uWu have OwO hewe her UwU base ÚwÚ and ^-^ piwwaw ^.^ by >_> us. +HECTOW. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw favour, Lord >_> Uwysses, well. +xDD Ah, ^w^ siw, there's UwU many :3 a Gweek ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Twoyan >_< dead, +Since xDD fiwst UwU I saw >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and xDD Diomed +^w^ In Iwion on x3 youw Gweekish >_< embassy. +ULYSSES. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU fowetowd xDD you xDD then >_> what ^.^ wouwd >_> ensue. +OwO My prophecy >_> is >_> but half :33 his ^w^ jouwnyey :33 yet; +For yonder walls, :3 that ^.^ pewtwy >w< fwont x3 youw xDD town, +uWu Yond UwU towews, x3 whose >_< wanton >_< tops UwU do buss x3 the >_> cwouds, +:3 Must :3 kiss uWu theiw UwU own xDD feet. +HECTOW. UwU I ^w^ must nyot ^-^ bewieve OwO you. +>_> Thewe ;;w;; they stand :33 yet; ÚwÚ and modestwy UwU I think +uWu The faww of every >w< Phwygian stone xDD wiww >_> cost +^-^ A >_< dwop of Grecian blood. uWu The >w< end :3 cwowns aww; +xDD And :3 that ;;w;; owd ^w^ common arbitrator, Time, +Will one day >w< end :3 it. +ULYSSES. ^w^ So to ^.^ him ^.^ we OwO weave :3 it. +:3 Most ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu vawiant Hectow, x3 wewcome. +>w< Aftew x3 the Genyewaw, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you :3 nyext +;;w;; To >_> feast with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_> see ;;w;; me uWu at x3 my uWu tent. +ACHIWWES. UwU I UwU shaww uWu fowestaww ÚwÚ thee, Lord >_> Uwysses, ^w^ thou! +>_> Nyow, Hectow, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fed >_< minye eyes on ÚwÚ thee; +UwU I uWu have with exact x3 view >w< pewus'd ÚwÚ thee, Hectow, +xDD And OwO quoted UwU joint ^.^ by ;;w;; joint. +HECTOW. Is ÚwÚ this uWu Achiwwes? +ACHIWWES. UwU I ^w^ am :33 Achiwwes. +HECTOW. ;;w;; Stand faiw, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee; wet ;;w;; me wook on thee. +ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Behowd >w< thy x3 fiww. +HECTOW. Nyay, UwU I uWu have donye >_< awweady. +ACHIWWES. ^.^ Thou awt ^w^ too bwief. UwU I xDD wiww x3 the second time, +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU buy ÚwÚ thee, x3 view uWu thee x3 wimb ^.^ by ^-^ wimb. +HECTOW. >_< O, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ book of spowt thou'lt ^w^ wead ;;w;; me o'ew; +OwO But there's ^.^ mowe uWu in ;;w;; me than xDD thou undewstand'st. +Why dost xDD thou UwU so oppress ;;w;; me with ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ eye? +ACHIWWES. Teww uWu me, xDD you >w< heavens, uWu in which ÚwÚ pawt of :33 his >w< body +Shall UwU I ÚwÚ destwoy him? Whethew thewe, ow thewe, ow OwO thewe? +:33 That UwU I OwO may UwU give x3 the >w< wocaw ;;w;; wound :3 a :33 nyame, +xDD And >_< make OwO distinct x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ bweach wheweout +:33 Hectow's great ^w^ spiwit flew. Answer uWu me, heavens. +HECTOW. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd discredit x3 the bwest uWu gods, OwO pwoud ^w^ man, +;;w;; To answew xDD such :3 a x3 question. ;;w;; Stand ;;w;; again. +x3 Think'st xDD thou to catch x3 my >w< wife UwU so pweasantwy +;;w;; As to pwenyominyate uWu in UwU nyice conjecture +Whewe xDD thou wiwt ;;w;; hit ;;w;; me dead? +ACHIWWES. UwU I tell uWu thee ^-^ yea. +HECTOW. :33 Wewt xDD thou >w< an ^-^ owacwe to tell ;;w;; me >_> so, +;;w;; I'd nyot ^-^ bewieve thee. ÚwÚ Hencefowth xDD guawd uWu thee well; +For I'll nyot OwO kiww uWu thee thewe, nor thewe, nor uWu thewe; +But, ^.^ by x3 the forge :3 that stithied uWu Maws :33 his hewm, +I'll OwO kiww uWu thee everywhere, >w< yea, ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ and >_< o'ew. +>_> You :33 wisest Gwecians, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this brag. +ÚwÚ His :3 insowence ÚwÚ dwaws >w< fowwy from x3 my lips; +OwO But I'll endeavouw >_< deeds to >_< match these wowds, +:33 Ow OwO may UwU I never- +uWu AJAX. Do nyot >_> chafe ÚwÚ thee, :3 cousin; +xDD And UwU you, ^.^ Achiwwes, wet these threats awonye +Tiww :33 accident ow OwO puwpose ;;w;; bwing xDD you to't. +>_> You OwO may uWu have every day enough of Hectow, +;;w;; If xDD you uWu have :33 stomach. uWu The general state, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, +UwU Can scawce entweat xDD you to be >w< odd with ^.^ him. +HECTOW. UwU I pray xDD you wet >_> us >_> see xDD you uWu in x3 the :3 fiewd; +We uWu have xDD had >_< pewting UwU waws xDD since xDD you x3 wefus'd +uWu The ÚwÚ Gwecians' OwO cause. +ACHIWWES. uWu Dost xDD thou entweat uWu me, Hector? +>_< To-mowwow UwU do UwU I :3 meet ÚwÚ thee, UwU feww >_< as ÚwÚ death; +;;w;; To-nyight aww fwiends. +HECTOW. x3 Thy uWu hand ;;w;; upon :3 that match. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^.^ Fiwst, aww xDD you peews of xDD Gweece, OwO go to x3 my ^w^ tent; +>_> Thewe uWu in x3 the full :3 convive UwU we; uWu aftewwawds, +;;w;; As :33 Hectow's leisure ÚwÚ and x3 youw bounties UwU shaww +Concur together, uWu sevewawwy entweat ^.^ him. +uWu Beat ÚwÚ woud x3 the tambourines, wet x3 the trumpets blow, +:33 That ÚwÚ this great soldier OwO may :33 his wewcome :33 knyow. +Exeunt aww >_> but ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and ULYSSES +>_> TWOIWUS. OwO My Lord >_> Uwysses, tell uWu me, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +^w^ In >_> what :33 pwace of x3 the field xDD doth Calchas keep? +ULYSSES. At uWu Menyewaus' x3 tent, UwU most princely x3 Twoiwus. +>_> Thewe xDD Diomed xDD doth >_> feast with ^.^ him OwO to-nyight, +Who :3 nyeithew :33 wooks ;;w;; upon x3 the heaven nor earth, +OwO But ;;w;; gives aww ÚwÚ gaze ÚwÚ and UwU bent of :3 amowous x3 view +On x3 the >w< faiw Cressid. +>_> TWOIWUS. Shall I, x3 sweet uWu wowd, be bound to xDD you UwU so ÚwÚ much, +>w< Aftew ^.^ we ÚwÚ pawt from UwU Agamemnyon's x3 tent, +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me x3 thithew? +ULYSSES. >_> You UwU shaww ÚwÚ command uWu me, sir. +;;w;; As ^-^ gentwe tell ;;w;; me of >_> what honour UwU was +This x3 Cwessida uWu in >w< Twoy? xDD Had ^.^ she nyo wuvw there +:33 That ^-^ waiws her x3 absence? +>_> TWOIWUS. >_< O, ^w^ siw, to xDD such >_< as >_< boasting x3 show uWu theiw xDD scaws +^-^ A ÚwÚ mock >_> is ÚwÚ due. Will xDD you UwU wawk ;;w;; on, x3 my xDD wowd? +:33 She UwU was bewov'd, ^.^ she lov'd; ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and doth; +OwO But still x3 sweet wuv >_> is OwO food fow ;;w;; fowtunye's xDD tooth. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. +uWu The Grecian :33 camp. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ tent of UwU ACHIWWES + +Entew UwU ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and UwU PATWOCWUS + +ACHIWWES. I'll ^.^ heat :33 his :3 bwood with Gweekish winye OwO to-nyight, +>_< Which with x3 my scimitar I'll :3 coow ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +:3 Patwocwus, wet >_> us >_> feast ^.^ him to x3 the >w< height. +PATWOCWUS. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 Thewsites. + +Entew >w< THEWSITES + +ACHIWWES. How now, xDD thou >w< cowe of envy! +^.^ Thou ;;w;; cwusty batch of nyatuwe, UwU what's x3 the nyews? +:3 THEWSITES. Why, xDD thou ^-^ pictuwe of >_> what xDD thou :33 seemest, ÚwÚ and idol of +idiot >w< wowshippews, hewe's :3 a >_> wettew fow thee. +ACHIWWES. Fwom OwO whence, xDD fwagment? +:3 THEWSITES. Why, xDD thou full ^w^ dish of x3 foow, from >_> Twoy. +PATWOCWUS. Who keeps x3 the ^w^ tent ^.^ nyow? +:3 THEWSITES. uWu The >_> suwgeon's ^w^ box ow x3 the ÚwÚ patient's wound. +PATWOCWUS. Weww said, Adversity! ÚwÚ and >_> what >_< nyeeds these twicks? +:3 THEWSITES. Prithee, be siwent, ^.^ boy; UwU I pwofit nyot ^.^ by >w< thy talk; xDD thou +awt uWu said to be ^-^ Achiwwes' male varlet. +PATWOCWUS. xDD Mawe vawwet, xDD you UwU wogue! x3 What's ^-^ that? +:3 THEWSITES. Why, :33 his mascuwinye ^-^ whowe. >_> Nyow, x3 the wotten ^-^ diseases of +x3 the :3 south, x3 the guts-gwiping >_> wuptuwes, catawwhs, loads ^.^ o' OwO gwavew +uWu in x3 the back, uWu wethawgies, UwU cowd palsies, >w< waw ^w^ eyes, ^-^ diwt-wotten +^-^ wivews, >_< wheezing ;;w;; wungs, bladders full of >_> imposthume, xDD sciaticas, +>_< wimekiwns :33 i' x3 th' pawm, ^w^ incuwabwe bone-ache, ÚwÚ and x3 the rivelled ^-^ fee- +:33 simpwe of x3 the tettew, OwO take ÚwÚ and OwO take again xDD such ÚwÚ pwepostewous +>_> discuvwies! +PATWOCWUS. Why, xDD thou ^w^ damnyabwe ^w^ box of xDD envy, UwU thou, >_> what meanyest xDD thou +to UwU cuwse >_< thus? +:3 THEWSITES. Do UwU I UwU cuwse thee? +PATWOCWUS. Why, no, xDD you ruinous OwO butt; xDD you UwU whoweson +;;w;; indistinguishabwe cur, >w< nyo. +:3 THEWSITES. Nyo! Why awt UwU thou, >w< then, exasperate, xDD thou idle >_< immatewiaw +>w< skein of >_> sweid siwk, xDD thou green sarcenet ÚwÚ fwap fow :3 a ^w^ sowe >_< eye, +xDD thou ^-^ tassew of :3 a pwodigaw's puwse, thou? xDD Ah, >w< how x3 the poor wowwd >_> is +pest'red with xDD such ^-^ watew-fwies-diminyutives of nyatuwe! +PATWOCWUS. Out, uWu gaww! +:3 THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Finch uWu egg! +ACHIWWES. OwO My x3 sweet :3 Patwocwus, UwU I ^w^ am thwawted quite +Fwom x3 my great OwO puwpose uWu in to-morrow's ^.^ battwe. +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >_> wettew from xDD Queen Hecuba, +^-^ A ;;w;; token from her ^w^ daughtew, x3 my >w< faiw xDD wuv, +UwU Both :33 taxing ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gaging ;;w;; me to >_< keep +^-^ An ^-^ oath :3 that UwU I uWu have swown. UwU I xDD wiww nyot bweak :3 it. +Fall Greeks; fail ÚwÚ fame; honour ow OwO go ow >_< stay; +OwO My xDD majow vow wies UwU hewe, ÚwÚ this I'll OwO obey. +^.^ Come, come, Thersites, OwO hewp to ÚwÚ twim x3 my ^w^ tent; +This >w< nyight uWu in ÚwÚ banqueting ^w^ must aww be :33 spent. +:33 Away, Patroclus! uWu Exit with UwU PATWOCWUS +:3 THEWSITES. With ^w^ too much :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ too xDD wittwe :3 bwain these >w< two OwO may +>w< wun >w< mad; but, >_> if with ^w^ too much :3 bwain ÚwÚ and to xDD wittwe :3 bwood ;;w;; they UwU do, +I'll be :3 a cuwew of ÚwÚ madmen. >_> Hewe's xDD Agamemnyon, >w< an xDD honyest fewwow +UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and one :3 that loves xDD quaiws, >_> but ^.^ he >_> has nyot UwU so much :3 bwain +>_< as >w< eaw-wax; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD goodwy :33 twansfowmation of Jupiter thewe, :33 his +brother, x3 the buww, x3 the ;;w;; pwimitive statue ÚwÚ and uWu obwique xDD memowiaw of +;;w;; cuckowds, :3 a :33 thwifty ;;w;; shoeing-hown uWu in :3 a ^w^ chain, >_< hanging uWu at :33 his +brother's >_< weg-to >_> what >_< fowm >_> but :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; is, >_> shouwd wit larded with +x3 mawice, ÚwÚ and malice xDD fowced with ^w^ wit, turn ^.^ him to? ;;w;; To >w< an ass, :3 wewe +:33 nyothing: ^.^ he >_> is both >w< ass ÚwÚ and uWu ox. ;;w;; To >w< an >_< ox, :3 wewe :33 nyothing: ^.^ he >_> is both +:33 ox ÚwÚ and ass. ;;w;; To be :3 a dog, :3 a ;;w;; muwe, :3 a cat, :3 a fitchew, :3 a ;;w;; toad, :3 a +lizard, >w< an oww, :3 a x3 put-tock, ow :3 a ÚwÚ hewwing ^-^ without :3 a woe, UwU I ^.^ wouwd +nyot ;;w;; cawe; >_> but to be Menyewaus, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD conspiwe OwO against >_> destiny. +;;w;; Ask ;;w;; me nyot >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd be, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe nyot Thersites; fow UwU I :3 cawe +nyot to be x3 the louse of :3 a :33 wazaw, UwU so UwU I :3 wewe nyot >w< Menyewaus. >_< Hey-day! +OwO spwites ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwes! + +Entew HECTOR, xDD TWOIWUS, ^.^ AJAX, ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, +uWu NyESTOW, >_> MENyEWAUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ DIOMEDES, with wights + +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. We OwO go wwong, ^.^ we OwO go wrong. +uWu AJAX. :3 Nyo, yonder ÚwÚ 'tis; +There, :3 whewe ^.^ we >_> see x3 the lights. +HECTOW. UwU I >_> twoubwe OwO you. +uWu AJAX. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a whit. + +^.^ We-entew UwU ACHIWWES + +ULYSSES. :3 Hewe x3 comes >_< himsewf to ^w^ guide OwO you. +ACHIWWES. Welcome, >_< bwave Hectow; ;;w;; wewcome, Princes all. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ So now, >w< faiw Prince of Troy, UwU I bid ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; +^.^ Ajax ;;w;; commands x3 the xDD guawd to tend on OwO you. +HECTOW. >_< Thanks, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good >w< nyight to x3 the Greeks' genyewaw. +:33 MENyEWAUS. ^-^ Good night, x3 my OwO wowd. +HECTOW. ^-^ Good night, x3 sweet Lord >w< Menyewaus. +:3 THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Sweet draught! ^-^ 'Sweet' quoth >_< 'a? +ÚwÚ Sweet >_< sink, x3 sweet sewew! +ACHIWWES. ^-^ Good >w< nyight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewcome, both uWu at ^w^ once, to UwU those +:33 That OwO go ow :33 tawwy. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. +Exeunt AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and >_> MENyEWAUS +ACHIWWES. ^-^ Owd Nyestow tawwies; ÚwÚ and xDD you :3 too, :33 Diomed, +^w^ Keep >_> Hectow >_< company >w< an >_> houw ow UwU two. +xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I cannot, wowd; UwU I uWu have important business, +uWu The >_< tide xDD wheweof >_> is now. ^-^ Good night, great ^-^ Hectow. +HECTOW. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. +ULYSSES. ^-^ [Aside to x3 TWOIWUS] Follow :33 his towch; ^.^ he xDD goes to +>_< Cawchas' ^w^ tent; I'll >_< keep xDD you UwU company. +>_> TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ siw, xDD you honour x3 me. +HECTOW. xDD And >_> so, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +uWu Exit ;;w;; DIOMEDES; ULYSSES ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ TWOIWUS fowwowing +ACHIWWES. ^.^ Come, come, enter x3 my uWu tent. +Exeunt aww >_> but >w< THEWSITES +:3 THEWSITES. :33 That same Diomed's :3 a OwO fawse-heawted :33 wogue, :3 a UwU most :33 unjust +knave; UwU I xDD wiww nyo ^.^ mowe :33 twust ^.^ him when ^.^ he xDD weews than UwU I xDD wiww :3 a +serpent when ^.^ he ÚwÚ hisses. >w< He xDD wiww spend :33 his xDD mouth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwomise, ^.^ wike +x3 Bwabbwew x3 the :33 hound; >_> but when ^.^ he >_< pewfowms, astwonyomews ^w^ foweteww +>w< it: >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ pwodigious, there xDD wiww come x3 some uWu change; x3 the sun +bowwows of x3 the ;;w;; moon when xDD Diomed keeps :33 his OwO wowd. UwU I xDD wiww rather +OwO weave to >_> see >_> Hectow than nyot to dog ^.^ him. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he keeps :3 a +ÚwÚ Twoyan ;;w;; dwab, ÚwÚ and x3 uses x3 the traitor >_< Cawchas' uWu tent. I'll >w< aftew. +Nyothing >_> but wechewy! All incontinyent >_> vawwets! uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. +uWu The Grecian :33 camp. ^.^ Befowe >w< CAWCHAS' ^w^ tent + +Entew x3 DIOMEDES + +xDD DIOMEDES. What, OwO awe xDD you x3 up UwU hewe, ho? :33 Speak. +:33 CAWCHAS. :33 [Within] Who cawws? +xDD DIOMEDES. :33 Diomed. >_< Cawchas, UwU I UwU think. :3 Whewe's x3 youw daughter? +:33 CAWCHAS. :33 [Within] :33 She x3 comes to OwO you. + +Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and UWYSSES, uWu at :3 a distance; ÚwÚ aftew them +>w< THEWSITES + +ULYSSES. ;;w;; Stand :3 whewe x3 the :33 towch OwO may nyot OwO discuvw >_> us. + +Entew :3 CWESSIDA + +>_> TWOIWUS. ^w^ Cwessid x3 comes fowth to ^.^ him. +xDD DIOMEDES. How now, x3 my ;;w;; chawge! +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Nyow, x3 my x3 sweet :33 guawdian! Hawk, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. +>_> [Whispews] +>_> TWOIWUS. Yea, UwU so >_> famiwiaw! +ULYSSES. :33 She xDD wiww ^.^ sing xDD any x3 man uWu at xDD fiwst :33 sight. +:3 THEWSITES. xDD And xDD any x3 man OwO may ^.^ sing hew, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ can OwO take her UwU cwiff; +^w^ she's nyoted. +xDD DIOMEDES. Will xDD you :33 wemembew? +^.^ CWESSIDA. Wemembew? x3 Yes. +xDD DIOMEDES. Nyay, >_> but UwU do, :33 then; +xDD And wet x3 youw ^-^ mind be coupwed with x3 youw ÚwÚ wowds. +>_> TWOIWUS. >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ she :33 wemembew? +ULYSSES. >_> Wist! +^.^ CWESSIDA. ÚwÚ Sweet honey Greek, tempt ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe to ^w^ fowwy. +:3 THEWSITES. ^w^ Woguewy! +xDD DIOMEDES. Nyay, ^.^ then- +^.^ CWESSIDA. I'll tell xDD you what- +xDD DIOMEDES. UwU Fo, >w< fo! come, tell :3 a UwU pin; xDD you OwO awe :3 a forsworn- +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I cannot. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me ^-^ do? +:3 THEWSITES. ^-^ A ^-^ juggwing OwO twick, to be secwetwy open. +xDD DIOMEDES. >_> What uWu did xDD you >_< sweaw xDD you ^.^ wouwd bestow on me? +^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU do nyot howd ;;w;; me to >_< minye uWu oath; +x3 Bid ;;w;; me UwU do ;;w;; anything >_> but :3 that, x3 sweet Greek. +xDD DIOMEDES. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU Howd, UwU patience! +ULYSSES. How now, ^-^ Twoyan! +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^.^ Diomed! +xDD DIOMEDES. :3 Nyo, no, ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; I'll be x3 youw >w< foow nyo more. +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 Thy xDD bettew must. +^.^ CWESSIDA. :33 Hawk! :3 a ;;w;; wowd uWu in x3 youw :3 eaw. +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 O pwague ÚwÚ and madness! +ULYSSES. >_> You OwO awe UwU muvd, >_< Pwince; wet >_> us depart, UwU I pray, +Lest x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe >_> shouwd >_< enwawge itsewf +;;w;; To wrathful tewms. This :33 pwace >_> is dangerous; +uWu The time >w< wight deadly; UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ÚwÚ go. +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU Behowd, UwU I pray OwO you. +ULYSSES. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, OwO go :33 off; +>_> You fwow to great :3 distwaction; come, x3 my OwO wowd. +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU I :33 pwithee >_< stay. +ULYSSES. >_> You uWu have nyot >_> patience; x3 come. +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU I pray UwU you, >_< stay; ^.^ by heww ÚwÚ and aww ^-^ heww's torments, +UwU I xDD wiww nyot speak :3 a OwO wowd. +xDD DIOMEDES. xDD And >_> so, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. +^.^ CWESSIDA. Nyay, >_> but xDD you ÚwÚ pawt uWu in OwO angew. +>_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ Doth :3 that UwU gwieve thee? x3 O :3 withewed :3 twuth! +ULYSSES. How now, x3 my xDD wowd? +>_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ By Juv, UwU I xDD wiww be uWu patient. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >w< Guawdian! Why, ;;w;; Gweek! +xDD DIOMEDES. UwU Fo, >w< fo! ^w^ adieu! xDD you >_< pawtew. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I UwU do not. :3 Come ÚwÚ hithew >_> once ;;w;; again. +ULYSSES. >_> You ;;w;; shake, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu at something; xDD wiww xDD you >w< go? +>_> You xDD wiww bweak OwO out. +>_> TWOIWUS. :33 She strokes :33 his >w< cheek. +ULYSSES. ^.^ Come, x3 come. +>_> TWOIWUS. Nyay, >_< stay; ^.^ by Juv, UwU I xDD wiww nyot speak :3 a wowd: +>_> Thewe >_> is ^-^ between x3 my xDD wiww ÚwÚ and aww :3 offences +^-^ A xDD guawd of OwO patience. OwO Stay :3 a xDD wittwe >_> whiwe. +:3 THEWSITES. How x3 the ^.^ deviw ^w^ wuxuwy, with :33 his :33 fat wump ÚwÚ and >w< potato +finger, >w< tickwes these ;;w;; togethew! Fry, x3 wechewy, xDD fwy! +xDD DIOMEDES. OwO But xDD wiww UwU you, ^w^ then? +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I :33 wiww, wo; >_< nyevew :33 twust ;;w;; me ewse. +xDD DIOMEDES. Give ;;w;; me x3 some ;;w;; token fow x3 the surety of :3 it. +^.^ CWESSIDA. I'll :3 fetch xDD you onye. uWu Exit +ULYSSES. >_> You uWu have sworn OwO patience. +>_> TWOIWUS. Fear ;;w;; me >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; +UwU I xDD wiww nyot be myself, nor uWu have ÚwÚ cognyition +Of >_> what UwU I feew. UwU I ^w^ am aww OwO patience. + +^.^ We-entew :3 CWESSIDA + +:3 THEWSITES. Now x3 the pwedge; now, now, >_< nyow! +^.^ CWESSIDA. Here, :33 Diomed, >_< keep ÚwÚ this sleeve. +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 O x3 beauty! :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy OwO faith? +ULYSSES. OwO My ^.^ wowd! +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU I xDD wiww be UwU patient; >_> outwawdwy UwU I :33 wiww. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> You wook ;;w;; upon :3 that sweeve; behowd >w< it well. +>w< He :3 wov'd ^-^ me-O UwU fawse uWu wench!-Give't ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. +xDD DIOMEDES. >_< Whose uWu was't? +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^.^ It >_> is nyo >w< mattew, nyow UwU I >_> ha't ;;w;; again. +UwU I xDD wiww nyot :3 meet with xDD you to-mowwow OwO nyight. +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, :33 Diomed, x3 visit ;;w;; me nyo more. +:3 THEWSITES. Now ^.^ she sharpens. Weww said, whetstonye. +xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I UwU shaww uWu have :3 it. +^.^ CWESSIDA. What, :3 this? +xDD DIOMEDES. Ay, x3 that. +^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O aww xDD you ^-^ gods! x3 O pretty, OwO pwetty UwU pwedge! +x3 Thy >_< mastew nyow wies uWu thinking on :33 his x3 bed +Of uWu thee ÚwÚ and uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD sighs, ÚwÚ and UwU takes x3 my glove, +xDD And ;;w;; gives xDD memowiaw UwU dainty ^-^ kisses to :33 it, +;;w;; As UwU I :3 kiss thee. Nyay, UwU do nyot snatch >w< it from OwO me; +>w< He :3 that UwU takes :3 that xDD doth OwO take x3 my >_< heawt uWu withaw. +xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I xDD had x3 youw >_< heawt befowe; ÚwÚ this xDD fowwows :3 it. +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU I uWu did >_< sweaw OwO patience. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> You UwU shaww nyot uWu have :33 it, Diomed; ^w^ faith, xDD you UwU shaww x3 nyot; +I'll UwU give xDD you ^-^ something ewse. +xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have UwU this. >_< Whose UwU was :33 it? +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^.^ It >_> is nyo :3 mattew. +xDD DIOMEDES. ^.^ Come, tell ;;w;; me x3 whose >w< it uWu was. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_< 'Twas one's :3 that :3 wov'd ;;w;; me xDD bettew than xDD you :33 wiww. +But, nyow xDD you uWu have :33 it, OwO take :3 it. +xDD DIOMEDES. >_< Whose UwU was :33 it? +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ By aww Diana's uWu waiting x3 women xDD yond, +xDD And ^.^ by herself, UwU I xDD wiww nyot tell xDD you uWu whose. +xDD DIOMEDES. >_< To-mowwow xDD wiww UwU I ^-^ weaw >w< it on x3 my hewm, +xDD And UwU gwieve :33 his ^w^ spiwit :3 that x3 dawes nyot challenge :3 it. +>_> TWOIWUS. :33 Wewt xDD thou x3 the ^.^ deviw ÚwÚ and >_> wow'st >w< it on >w< thy >_< hown, +^.^ It >_> shouwd be UwU chawweng'd. +^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD Weww, weww, UwU 'tis :33 donye, UwU 'tis xDD past; ÚwÚ and yet >w< it >_> is x3 nyot; +UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< keep x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD DIOMEDES. Why, xDD then faweweww; +^.^ Thou >_< nyevew shalt ÚwÚ mock xDD Diomed ;;w;; again. +^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> You UwU shaww nyot ÚwÚ go. x3 Onye ;;w;; cannyot speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd +OwO But >w< it ^w^ stwaight starts OwO you. +xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this UwU foowing. +:3 THEWSITES. x3 Nyow I, ^.^ by Pwuto; >_> but :3 that :3 that likes nyot xDD you +Pleases ;;w;; me >_> best. +xDD DIOMEDES. What, UwU shaww UwU I come? uWu The >w< houw- +^.^ CWESSIDA. Ay, ;;w;; come-O >_> Juv! Do x3 come. UwU I UwU shaww be plagu'd. +xDD DIOMEDES. UwU Faweweww >w< tiww UwU then. +^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. UwU I :33 pwithee x3 come. uWu Exit x3 DIOMEDES +^.^ Twoiwus, farewell! x3 Onye ^w^ eye yet :33 wooks on ÚwÚ thee; +OwO But with x3 my >_< heawt x3 the othew ^w^ eye xDD doth ^-^ see. +xDD Ah, poor UwU ouw ^w^ sex! ÚwÚ this ;;w;; fauwt uWu in >_> us UwU I ^w^ find, +uWu The ewwow of UwU ouw ^w^ eye directs UwU ouw :33 mind. +>_> What ewwow weads ^w^ must UwU eww; >_< O, xDD then ^w^ concwude, +ÚwÚ Minds >w< sway'd ^.^ by eyes OwO awe full of tuwpitude. uWu Exit +:3 THEWSITES. ^-^ A xDD pwoof of ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ she couwd nyot xDD pubwish >_> mowe, +OwO Unwess ^.^ she uWu said >w< 'My ^-^ mind >_> is nyow >_> tuwn'd whore.' +ULYSSES. ^-^ Aww's :33 donye, x3 my OwO wowd. +>_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ It >w< is. +ULYSSES. Why xDD stay :33 we, ^w^ then? +>_> TWOIWUS. ;;w;; To >_< make :3 a uWu wecowdation to x3 my :3 souw +Of every syllable :3 that OwO hewe UwU was >_> spoke. +OwO But >_> if UwU I tell >w< how these >w< two uWu did ;;w;; coact, +Shall UwU I nyot >_< wie uWu in publishing :3 a uWu twuth? +Sith yet there >_> is :3 a credence uWu in x3 my uWu heawt, +^-^ An OwO espewance UwU so obstinyatewy :33 stwong, +:33 That xDD doth xDD invewt x3 th' attest of eyes ÚwÚ and ears; +;;w;; As >_> if UwU those >_< owgans xDD had UwU deceptious x3 functions +UwU Cweated >w< onwy to calumniate. +Was ^w^ Cwessid hewe? +ULYSSES. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot conjuwe, uWu Twoyan. +>_> TWOIWUS. :33 She UwU was >_> nyot, >_> suwe. +ULYSSES. :3 Most >_< suwe ^.^ she uWu was. +>_> TWOIWUS. Why, x3 my nyegation hath nyo >_> taste of >w< madnyess. +ULYSSES. x3 Nyow >_> minye, x3 my OwO wowd. ^w^ Cwessid UwU was OwO hewe >_> but now. +>_> TWOIWUS. Let >w< it nyot be believ'd fow :33 womanhood. +:3 Think, ^.^ we xDD had >_> mothews; UwU do nyot UwU give ^w^ advantage +;;w;; To ^-^ stubbown :33 cwitics, :3 apt, ^-^ without :3 a UwU theme, +For ^w^ depwavation, to square x3 the general sex +^-^ By Cwessid's rule. Rather think ÚwÚ this nyot Cressid. +ULYSSES. >_> What hath ^.^ she :33 donye, >_< Pwince, :3 that ^.^ can UwU soiw UwU ouw mothews? +>_> TWOIWUS. Nyothing uWu at all, ^w^ unwess :3 that ÚwÚ this :3 wewe ^w^ she. +:3 THEWSITES. Will xDD 'a ^.^ swaggew >_< himsewf x3 out UwU on's UwU own uWu eyes? +>_> TWOIWUS. This >_< she? No; ÚwÚ this >_> is Diomed's ÚwÚ Cwessida. +;;w;; If beauty uWu have :3 a x3 souw, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot ^.^ she; +;;w;; If >w< souws ^w^ guide ^w^ vows, >_> if x3 vows be x3 sanctimonyies, +;;w;; If >_> sanctimony be x3 the x3 god's OwO dewight, +;;w;; If there be UwU wuwe uWu in unyity itself, +This UwU was nyot ^w^ she. x3 O ^-^ madnyess of discouwse, +:33 That cause :33 sets x3 up with ÚwÚ and OwO against itself! +^.^ Bifowd uWu authowity! :3 whewe reason ^.^ can ;;w;; wevowt +Without perdition, ÚwÚ and ^-^ woss assume aww reason +Without wevowt: ÚwÚ this ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_> is >_> nyot, Cressid. +OwO Within x3 my :3 souw there xDD doth conduce :3 a >w< fight +Of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange nyatuwe, :3 that :3 a ^.^ thing :33 insepawate +Divides ^.^ mowe wider than x3 the sky ÚwÚ and ^w^ eawth; +xDD And yet x3 the ÚwÚ spacious bweadth of ÚwÚ this OwO division +:3 Admits nyo uWu owifex fow :3 a :33 point >_< as >_> subtwe +;;w;; As Ariachne's xDD bwoken ÚwÚ woof to enter. +^-^ Instance, x3 O ^.^ instance! >w< stwong >_< as Pluto's gates: +^w^ Cwessid >_> is >_> minye, tied with x3 the xDD bonds of UwU heaven. +^-^ Instance, x3 O ^.^ instance! >w< stwong >_< as heaven uWu itsewf: +uWu The xDD bonds of heaven OwO awe slipp'd, >_< dissowv'd, ÚwÚ and x3 woos'd; +xDD And with anyothew knot, five-finger-tied, +uWu The fractions of her ^w^ faith, >_< owts of her xDD wuv, +uWu The >_< fwagments, x3 scwaps, x3 the :33 bits, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gweasy :33 wewics +Of her >_< o'ew-eaten ^w^ faith, OwO awe bound to :33 Diomed. +ULYSSES. ^-^ May ÚwÚ wowthy Twoiwus be x3 hawf-attach'd +With :3 that which OwO hewe :33 his passion xDD doth x3 expwess? +>_> TWOIWUS. Ay, ;;w;; Gweek; ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU shaww be divulged weww +^w^ In uWu chawactews >_< as red >_< as uWu Maws :33 his >_< heawt +Infwam'd with Venus. xDD Nyevew uWu did xDD young x3 man ^w^ fancy +With UwU so xDD etewnyaw ÚwÚ and UwU so fix'd :3 a ^-^ souw. +Hawk, Greek: >_< as much >_< as UwU I UwU do ^w^ Cwessid xDD wuv, +^w^ So much ^.^ by >_> weight ^-^ hate UwU I her :33 Diomed. +:33 That >_> sweeve >_> is >_< minye :3 that he'ww UwU beaw on :33 his helm; +^.^ Wewe >w< it :3 a casque xDD compos'd ^.^ by Vuwcan's :3 skiww +OwO My xDD swowd >_> shouwd ^-^ bite :3 it. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 the :3 dweadfuw spout +>_< Which ^-^ shipmen UwU do x3 the huwwicanyo >_> caww, +:33 Constwing'd uWu in :3 mass ^.^ by x3 the almighty sun, +Shall xDD dizzy with ^.^ mowe ^-^ cwamouw >_< Nyeptunye's ear +^w^ In :33 his >_< descent than UwU shaww x3 my :3 pwompted xDD swowd +Fawwing on :33 Diomed. +:3 THEWSITES. ^-^ He'ww tickwe >w< it fow :33 his concupy. +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 O Cressid! x3 O UwU fawse Cressid! :3 fawse, :3 fawse, fawse! +Let aww :33 untwuths stand ^.^ by >w< thy ^w^ stainyed :33 nyame, +xDD And they'ww xDD seem ;;w;; gwowious. +ULYSSES. >_< O, ^.^ contain :33 youwsewf; +uWu Youw passion ÚwÚ dwaws OwO eaws hithew. + +Entew AENEAS + +AENEAS. UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU seeking xDD you ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, x3 my OwO wowd. +Hectow, ^.^ by uWu this, >_> is awming ^.^ him uWu in >_> Twoy; +>w< Ajax, x3 youw guawd, uWu stays to ÚwÚ conduct xDD you >_> home. +>_> TWOIWUS. :3 Have with UwU you, UwU Pwince. OwO My ^-^ couwteous uWu wowd, ^w^ adieu. +x3 Faiwweww, ^w^ wevowted ÚwÚ faiw!-and, :33 Diomed, +;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaw :3 a ^w^ castwe on >w< thy >_> head. +ULYSSES. I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to x3 the gates. +>_> TWOIWUS. >_> Accept distracted :33 thanks. + +Exeunt xDD TWOIWUS, AENEAS. ÚwÚ and ULYSSES + +:3 THEWSITES. Wouwd UwU I couwd :3 meet :3 that ;;w;; wogue ^.^ Diomed! UwU I ^.^ wouwd croak ^.^ wike +:3 a ;;w;; waven; UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; bode, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< bode. Patwocwus xDD wiww UwU give ;;w;; me +;;w;; anything fow x3 the ^.^ intewwigence of ÚwÚ this uWu whowe; x3 the xDD pawwot xDD wiww nyot +UwU do ^.^ mowe fow >w< an UwU awmond than ^.^ he fow :3 a :33 commodious drab. Wechewy, +wechewy! UwU Stiww UwU waws ÚwÚ and wechewy! Nyothing >_> ewse ÚwÚ howds fashion. ^-^ A +^.^ buwnying ^.^ deviw OwO take >w< them! uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. +>_> Twoy. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ PWIAM'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew >_< HECTOW ÚwÚ and >w< ANDWOMACHE + +:33 ANDWOMACHE. x3 When UwU was x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU so much ungently tempew'd +;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop :33 his OwO eaws OwO against ^-^ admonyishment? +>_< Unyawm, unarm, ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot >w< fight ^w^ to-day. +HECTOW. >_> You twain ;;w;; me to ^-^ offend uWu you; get xDD you ^.^ in. +^-^ By aww x3 the everlasting uWu gods, I'll ÚwÚ go. +:33 ANDWOMACHE. OwO My x3 dweams :33 wiww, x3 suwe, ^-^ pwuv >w< ominyous to x3 the x3 day. +HECTOW. No >_> mowe, UwU I :3 say. + +Entew ^w^ CASSANDWA + +^w^ CASSANDWA. Whewe >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Hector? +:33 ANDWOMACHE. Here, ^-^ sistew, arm'd, ÚwÚ and bwoody uWu in >w< intent. +>w< Consowt with ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ and uWu deaw >w< petition, +:33 Puwsue ^.^ we ^.^ him on knees; fow UwU I uWu have dweamt +Of bwoody >w< tuwbuwence, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this whole >w< nyight +>_< Hath >_< nyothing :33 been >_> but >w< shapes ÚwÚ and uWu fowms of :3 swaughtew. +^w^ CASSANDWA. >_< O, UwU 'tis ^-^ twue! +HECTOW. Ho! bid x3 my ÚwÚ twumpet UwU sound. +^w^ CASSANDWA. No >_> nyotes of >w< sawwy, fow x3 the >w< heavens, x3 sweet xDD bwothew! +HECTOW. ^w^ Be >w< gonye, UwU I :3 say. uWu The gods uWu have heard ;;w;; me OwO sweaw. +^w^ CASSANDWA. uWu The gods OwO awe deaf to :3 hot ÚwÚ and >_> peevish ^.^ vows; +^-^ They OwO awe polluted UwU off'wings, ^.^ mowe >_> abhoww'd +Than ^-^ spotted livers uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ sacwifice. +:33 ANDWOMACHE. >_< O, be x3 pewsuaded! Do nyot ;;w;; count >w< it >w< howy +;;w;; To ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ by ^.^ being ;;w;; just. ^.^ It >_> is >_< as lawful, +For ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd UwU give ÚwÚ much, to use :3 viowent uWu thefts +xDD And rob uWu in x3 the behawf of charity. +^w^ CASSANDWA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the OwO puwpose :3 that x3 makes >w< stwong x3 the :33 vow; +OwO But x3 vows to every OwO puwpose ^w^ must nyot hold. +>_< Unyawm, x3 sweet ^-^ Hectow. +HECTOW. :33 Howd xDD you still, UwU I :3 say. +Mine honour keeps x3 the >_> weathew of x3 my ÚwÚ fate. +Life every x3 man ÚwÚ howds deaw; >_> but x3 the uWu deaw x3 man +Howds honour uWu faw ^.^ mowe >_< pwecious uWu deaw than life. + +Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS + +How now, xDD young ;;w;; man! >w< Mean'st xDD thou to >w< fight >w< to-day? +:33 ANDWOMACHE. Cassandwa, caww x3 my >w< fathew to pewsuade. +uWu Exit ^w^ CASSANDWA +HECTOW. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, xDD young Troilus; ;;w;; doff >w< thy :33 hawnyess, uWu youth; +UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ to-day :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; vein of chivawwy. +Let gwow >w< thy sinews >w< tiww uWu theiw OwO knyots be :33 stwong, +xDD And tempt nyot yet x3 the brushes of x3 the waw. +:33 Unyawm ÚwÚ thee, go; ÚwÚ and doubt xDD thou >_> nyot, >_< bwave ^-^ boy, +I'll stand ^w^ to-day fow uWu thee ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_> Twoy. +>_> TWOIWUS. UwU Bwothew, xDD you uWu have :3 a :33 vice of xDD mewcy uWu in xDD you +>_< Which xDD bettew ^w^ fits :3 a wion than :3 a man. +HECTOW. >_> What :33 vice >_> is :3 that, ÚwÚ good Troilus? +uWu Chide ;;w;; me fow :3 it. +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 When UwU many times x3 the >w< captive Grecian >_< fawws, +Even uWu in x3 the >_> fan ÚwÚ and wind of x3 youw >w< faiw uWu swowd, +>_> You bid them rise ÚwÚ and wive. +HECTOW. >_< O, UwU 'tis >w< faiw pway! +>_> TWOIWUS. uWu Foow's ^.^ pway, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, ^-^ Hectow. +HECTOW. How >_< nyow! >w< how >_< nyow! +>_> TWOIWUS. For x3 th' wuv of aww x3 the uWu gods, +:3 Wet's OwO weave x3 the :33 hewmit x3 Pity with UwU ouw mothew; +xDD And when ^.^ we uWu have UwU ouw armours UwU buckwed ;;w;; on, +uWu The ;;w;; venyom'd UwU vengeance uWu wide ;;w;; upon UwU ouw swowds, +>_< Spuw them to wuthfuw work, wein them from wuth! +HECTOW. OwO Fie, uWu savage, fie! +>_> TWOIWUS. Hectow, xDD then UwU 'tis waws. +HECTOW. ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you >w< fight ^w^ to-day. +>_> TWOIWUS. Who >_> shouwd :3 withhowd me? +ÚwÚ Nyot fate, xDD obedience, nor x3 the uWu hand of uWu Maws +>_> Beck'nying with fiery ^w^ twuncheon x3 my retire; +ÚwÚ Nyot x3 Pwiamus ÚwÚ and Hecuba on uWu knyees, +^-^ Theiw eyes >_< o'ewgawwed with >_> wecouwse of teaws; +x3 Nyow UwU you, x3 my brother, with x3 youw true xDD swowd x3 dwawn, +>w< Oppos'd to ^w^ hindew uWu me, >_> shouwd ÚwÚ stop x3 my :3 way, +OwO But ^.^ by x3 my UwU wuin. + +^.^ We-entew CASSANDWA, with PRIAM + +^w^ CASSANDWA. Way howd ;;w;; upon :3 him, ^w^ Pwiam, howd ^.^ him x3 fast; +>w< He >_> is >w< thy :3 cwutch; nyow >_> if xDD thou wose >w< thy ;;w;; stay, +^.^ Thou on ^.^ him ^.^ weanying, ÚwÚ and aww Twoy on ÚwÚ thee, +Fall aww together. +PWIAM. ^.^ Come, Hectow, come, OwO go back. +x3 Thy >w< wife hath dreamt; >w< thy mothew hath xDD had x3 visions; +Cassandwa xDD doth UwU fowesee; ÚwÚ and UwU I mysewf +^w^ Am ^.^ wike :3 a :33 pwophet ;;w;; suddenwy enwapt +;;w;; To tell uWu thee :3 that ÚwÚ this day >_> is ^w^ ominyous. +>_< Thewefowe, come back. +HECTOW. ÚwÚ Aenyeas >_> is ÚwÚ a-fiewd; +xDD And UwU I UwU do stand x3 engag'd to UwU many UwU Gweeks, +Even uWu in x3 the :33 faith of uWu vawouw, to appeaw +This mownying to OwO them. +PWIAM. Ay, >_> but xDD thou shalt nyot ÚwÚ go. +HECTOW. UwU I ^w^ must nyot bweak x3 my ÚwÚ faith. +>_> You ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me ;;w;; dutifuw; OwO thewefowe, uWu deaw ^w^ siw, +Let ;;w;; me nyot ^-^ shame respect; >_> but UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave +;;w;; To OwO take :3 that course ^.^ by x3 youw >_< consent ÚwÚ and uWu voice +>_< Which xDD you UwU do OwO hewe UwU fowbid uWu me, royal ;;w;; Pwiam. +^w^ CASSANDWA. x3 O ^w^ Pwiam, yield nyot to x3 him! +:33 ANDWOMACHE. Do >_> nyot, uWu deaw :33 fathew. +HECTOW. :3 Andwomache, UwU I ^w^ am uWu offended with OwO you. +>_> Upon x3 the wuv xDD you UwU beaw uWu me, get xDD you ^.^ in. +uWu Exit >w< ANDWOMACHE +>_> TWOIWUS. This :33 foowish, UwU dweaming, superstitious girl +:3 Makes aww these bodements. +^w^ CASSANDWA. >_< O, farewell, uWu deaw :33 Hectow! +Wook >w< how xDD thou :33 diest. Wook >w< how >w< thy ^w^ eye tuwns xDD pawe. +Wook >w< how >w< thy wounds UwU do bweed uWu at UwU many x3 vents. +^.^ Hawk >w< how Twoy ^-^ woaws; >w< how Hecuba x3 cwies out; +How poor ;;w;; Andwomache ^w^ shwiwws her dowouws forth; +ÚwÚ Behowd ;;w;; distwaction, frenzy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ amazement, +Wike witless ^w^ antics, one anyothew ^w^ meet, +xDD And aww ^-^ cwy, :33 Hectow! :33 Hectow's ÚwÚ dead! x3 O :33 Hectow! +>_> TWOIWUS. :33 Away, away! +^w^ CASSANDWA. Faweweww!-yet, xDD soft! Hectow, UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. +^.^ Thou dost >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw Twoy x3 deceive. uWu Exit +HECTOW. >_> You OwO awe ÚwÚ amaz'd, x3 my ^.^ wiege, uWu at her ^-^ excwaim. +Go x3 in, ÚwÚ and cheer x3 the xDD town; we'll ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and x3 fight, +Do >_< deeds ^.^ wowth praise ÚwÚ and tell xDD you them uWu at OwO nyight. +PWIAM. uWu Faweweww. uWu The gods with :33 safety stand about uWu thee! +Exeunt uWu sevewawwy PRIAM ÚwÚ and HECTOW. ^.^ Awawums +>_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu at :33 it, x3 hawk! Pwoud :33 Diomed, :33 bewieve, +UwU I come to wose x3 my awm ow x3 win x3 my sleeve. + +Entew uWu PANDAWUS + +PANDARUS. Do xDD you heaw, x3 my xDD wowd? Do xDD you UwU heaw? +>_> TWOIWUS. >_> What ^.^ nyow? +PANDARUS. >_> Hewe's :3 a >_> wettew come from :33 yond poor ^w^ giww. +>_> TWOIWUS. Let ;;w;; me wead. +PANDARUS. ^-^ A UwU whoweson x3 tisick, :3 a UwU whoweson rascally ÚwÚ tisick UwU so troubles +uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< foowish :3 fowtunye of ÚwÚ this OwO giww, ÚwÚ and >_> what one ÚwÚ thing, +>_> what another, :3 that UwU I UwU shaww OwO weave xDD you one ^.^ o' >_< th's days; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have +:3 a rheum uWu in >_< minye eyes :3 too, ÚwÚ and xDD such >w< an ache uWu in x3 my bones :3 that +^w^ unwess :3 a x3 man :3 wewe curs'd UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> what to think ^.^ on't. >_> What +;;w;; says ^.^ she OwO thewe? +>_> TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Wowds, wowds, mere wowds, nyo ;;w;; mattew from x3 the heawt; +xDD Th' ^w^ effect xDD doth operate anyothew >_> way. +[Tearing x3 the >_> wettew] +^w^ Go, ;;w;; wind, to ;;w;; wind, there turn ÚwÚ and change together. +OwO My wuv with wowds ÚwÚ and ^-^ ewwows still ^.^ she ^w^ feeds, +OwO But xDD edifies anyothew with her >_> deeds. Exeunt uWu sevewawwy + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. +uWu The uWu pwain ^-^ between Twoy ÚwÚ and x3 the Grecian ÚwÚ camp + +Entew :3 THEWSITES. ^.^ Excuwsions + +:3 THEWSITES. Now ;;w;; they OwO awe clapper-clawing one another; I'll OwO go wook +:3 on. :33 That dissembling UwU abominyabwe vawwet, :33 Diomed, >_> has ^w^ got :3 that same +^.^ scuwvy >_< doting >_< foowish xDD young knave's >_> sweeve of Twoy there uWu in :33 his +UwU hewm. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain >_> see them ^w^ meet, :3 that :3 that same xDD young ÚwÚ Twoyan >w< ass +:3 that loves x3 the whore there ^w^ might >_> send :3 that Gweekish whowemastewwy +viwwain with x3 the >_> sweeve back to x3 the dissembling wuxuwious dwab of +:3 a >_> sweeve-wess ^-^ ewwand. ^-^ A x3 th' x3 t'othew side, x3 the UwU powicy of UwU those +^-^ cwafty swearing rascals-that ÚwÚ stawe ;;w;; owd >w< mouse-eaten xDD dwy ÚwÚ cheese, +Nyestow, ÚwÚ and :3 that same dog-fox, Uwysses uWu -is nyot ^.^ pwov'd ^.^ wowth :3 a +blackberry. ^-^ They uWu set ;;w;; me up, uWu in x3 powicy, :3 that >_< mongwew cur, >w< Ajax, +OwO against :3 that dog of >_< as :33 bad :3 a ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ Achiwwes; ÚwÚ and nyow >_> is x3 the cur, +^.^ Ajax >_> pwoudew than x3 the cur ^.^ Achiwwes, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot awm to-day; +whereupon x3 the xDD Gwecians x3 begin to :3 pwocwaim barbarism, ÚwÚ and UwU powicy +gwows x3 into >w< an :33 iww opinyion. + +Entew ^-^ DIOMEDES, ÚwÚ TWOIWUS fowwowing + +;;w;; Soft! OwO hewe x3 comes :33 sweeve, ÚwÚ and OwO t'othew. +>_> TWOIWUS. xDD Fwy x3 nyot; fow shouwdst xDD thou OwO take x3 the river Styx +UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 swim >w< aftew. +xDD DIOMEDES. ^.^ Thou dost miscaww x3 wetiwe. +UwU I UwU do nyot xDD fwy; >_> but >_< advantageous :3 cawe +^.^ Withdwew ;;w;; me from x3 the ^w^ odds of xDD muwtitude. +:3 Have uWu at thee. +:3 THEWSITES. :33 Howd >w< thy ^-^ whowe, Grecian; nyow fow >w< thy ^-^ whowe, +^-^ Twoyan-nyow x3 the :33 sweeve, nyow x3 the sweeve! +Exeunt ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and x3 DIOMEDES fighting + +Entew >_< HECTOW + +HECTOW. >_> What awt UwU thou, ^.^ Gweek? Awt xDD thou fow :33 Hectow's x3 match? +Awt xDD thou of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and UwU honyouw? +:3 THEWSITES. :3 Nyo, :33 nyo-I ^w^ am :3 a ^-^ wascaw; :3 a ^.^ scuwvy x3 waiwing knave; :3 a xDD vewy +:33 fiwthy wogue. +HECTOW. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve thee. >w< Wive. uWu Exit +:3 THEWSITES. xDD God-a-mewcy, :3 that xDD thou wiwt ^-^ bewieve OwO me; >_> but :3 a pwague +bweak >w< thy x3 nyeck fow ÚwÚ fwighting me! x3 What's :33 become of x3 the wenching +:33 wogues? UwU I think ;;w;; they uWu have ^.^ swawwowed one anyothew. UwU I ^.^ wouwd laugh uWu at +:3 that miracle. Yet, uWu in :3 a sort, lechery ^w^ eats itself. I'll >_> seek +OwO them. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE 5. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain + +Entew x3 DIOMEDES ÚwÚ and ^-^ A SEWVANT + +xDD DIOMEDES. ^w^ Go, x3 go, x3 my uWu sewvant, OwO take xDD thou ;;w;; Twoiwus' :33 howse; +^w^ Pwesent x3 the >w< faiw :3 steed to x3 my uWu wady Cressid. +ÚwÚ Fewwow, ÚwÚ commend x3 my OwO sewvice to her ^w^ beauty; +Teww her UwU I uWu have chastis'd x3 the :3 amowous Troyan, +xDD And ^w^ am her knight ^.^ by :33 pwoof. +SEWVANT. UwU I x3 go, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit + +Entew AGAMEMNyON + +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Wenyew, renew! uWu The >_< fiewce ;;w;; Powydamus +>_< Hath xDD beat down enyon; ^.^ bastawd >_< Mawgawewon +>_< Hath Doweus pwisonyew, +xDD And >w< stands >_< cowossus-wise, ^.^ waving :33 his ÚwÚ beam, +>_> Upon x3 the >_< pashed :33 cowses of x3 the >w< kings +xDD Epistwophus ÚwÚ and OwO Cedius. UwU Powixenyes >_> is slain; +xDD Amphimacus ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Thoas deadwy huwt; +Patwocwus x3 ta'en, ow slain; ÚwÚ and x3 Pawamedes +Sore ÚwÚ huwt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwuis'd. uWu The :3 dweadfuw Sagittawy +Appaws UwU ouw nyumbews. Haste :33 we, :33 Diomed, +;;w;; To uWu weinfowcement, ow ^.^ we xDD pewish all. + +Entew :3 NyESTOW + +^-^ NyESTOW. ^w^ Go, UwU beaw Patwocwus' >w< body to ^.^ Achiwwes, +xDD And bid x3 the :3 snyaiw-pac'd ^.^ Ajax awm fow ;;w;; shame. +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a thousand Hectows uWu in x3 the :3 fiewd; +Now OwO hewe ^.^ he >_< fights on Galathe :33 his horse, +xDD And there lacks >_> wowk; :3 anyon uWu he's there afoot, +xDD And there ;;w;; they fwy ow >_> die, ^.^ wike :33 scawed sculls +^.^ Befowe x3 the belching whale; xDD then >_> is ^.^ he :33 yondew, +xDD And there x3 the >_> stwawy UwU Gweeks, ripe fow :33 his >_> edge, +Fall down >w< befowe ^.^ him ^.^ wike x3 the :3 mowew's UwU swath. +Here, thewe, ÚwÚ and everywhere, ^.^ he >w< weaves ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ takes; +Dexterity UwU so OwO obeying xDD appetite +:33 That >_> what ^.^ he xDD wiww ^.^ he >w< does, ÚwÚ and does UwU so much +:33 That xDD pwoof >_> is ^w^ caww'd OwO impossibiwity. + +Entew ULYSSES + +ULYSSES. >_< O, couwage, couwage, couwage, ÚwÚ Pwinces! UwU Gweat +Achilles Is UwU awming, weeping, cursing, vowing x3 vengeance. +Patwocwus' wounds uWu have wous'd :33 his ^-^ dwowsy bwood, +OwO Togethew with :33 his OwO mangwed xDD Mywmidons, +:33 That :33 nyosewess, handless, hack'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ chipp'd, come to +:3 him, Crying on ^-^ Hectow. ^.^ Ajax hath wost :3 a :33 fwiend +xDD And ÚwÚ foams uWu at uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is awm'd ÚwÚ and uWu at :33 it, +^w^ Woawing fow Troilus; who hath donye ^w^ to-day +Mad ÚwÚ and ^.^ fantastic execution, +>_< Engaging ÚwÚ and redeeming of >_< himsewf +With xDD such :3 a xDD cawewess force ÚwÚ and xDD fowcewess :3 cawe +;;w;; As >_> if :3 that wuck, uWu in xDD vewy x3 spite of ^w^ cunnying, +^-^ Bade ^.^ him x3 win all. + +Entew AJAX + +uWu AJAX. Troilus! xDD thou x3 cowawd Troilus! uWu Exit +xDD DIOMEDES. Ay, thewe, :33 thewe. +^-^ NyESTOW. So, >_> so, ^.^ we dwaw together. uWu Exit +Entew UwU ACHIWWES + +ACHIWWES. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this Hector? +^.^ Come, come, xDD thou >w< boy-quewwew, x3 show >w< thy face; +xDD Knyow >_> what >w< it >_> is to :3 meet Achilles >w< angwy. +:33 Hectow! where's Hector? UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyonye >_> but ^-^ Hectow. Exeunt + + + -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :33 6. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :33 6. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain -x3 Entew ^.^ AJAX +Entew AJAX -uWu AJAX. ^w^ Twoiwus, :3 thou cowawd ^w^ Twoiwus, show >w< thy head. +uWu AJAX. ^.^ Twoiwus, xDD thou x3 cowawd ^.^ Twoiwus, x3 show >w< thy >_> head. -x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES +Entew x3 DIOMEDES -uWu DIOMEDES. ^w^ Twoiwus, I :33 say! Where's Troilus? -uWu AJAX. What wouldst thou? -uWu DIOMEDES. I would >_< cowwect >_> him. -uWu AJAX. Were I OwO the general, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have my >w< office -Ewe UwU that >_> cowwection. ^w^ Twoiwus, I :33 say! >_> What, ÚwÚ Twoiwus! +xDD DIOMEDES. ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU I ;;w;; say! :3 Whewe's Troilus? +uWu AJAX. >_> What wouldst thou? +xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ cowwect ^.^ him. +uWu AJAX. ^.^ Wewe UwU I x3 the general, xDD thou shouwdst uWu have x3 my ^.^ office +Ere :3 that :3 cowwection. ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU I ;;w;; say! What, Troilus! -x3 Entew TROILUS +Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ->_< TWOIWUS. :3 O >_> twaitow Diomed! OwO Tuwn >w< thy false ;;w;; face, :3 thou >w< twaitow, -And pay >w< thy life :3 thou owest me uWu fow my ÚwÚ howse. -uWu DIOMEDES. Ha! art :3 thou thewe? -uWu AJAX. I'll fight with him awonye. ÚwÚ Stand, OwO Diomed. -uWu DIOMEDES. ÚwÚ He :3 is my ^.^ pwize. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook upon. ->_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ both, you ^.^ cogging >_< Gweeks; ^.^ have at you ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ fighting +>_> TWOIWUS. x3 O traitor ^.^ Diomed! Tuwn >w< thy UwU fawse >w< face, xDD thou traitor, +xDD And x3 pay >w< thy >w< wife xDD thou uWu owest ;;w;; me fow x3 my horse. +xDD DIOMEDES. uWu Ha! awt xDD thou OwO thewe? +uWu AJAX. I'll >w< fight with ^.^ him >_< awonye. >_> Stand, :33 Diomed. +xDD DIOMEDES. >w< He >_> is x3 my pwize. UwU I xDD wiww nyot wook ^w^ upon. +>_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Come, xDD both, xDD you ^.^ cogging Greeks; uWu have uWu at xDD you +Exeunt fighting -x3 Entew HECTOR - -OwO HECTOW. xDD Yea, Troilus? :33 O, ;;w;; weww OwO fought, my ^w^ youngest ^-^ bwothew! - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES - ->w< ACHIWWES. Nyow ^-^ do I UwU see ^.^ thee, ^-^ ha! >_< Have at ^.^ thee, :33 Hectow! -OwO HECTOW. :3 Pause, ^-^ if :3 thou wilt. ->w< ACHIWWES. I ^-^ do >w< disdain >w< thy couwtesy, >_> pwoud x3 Twoyan. -Be x3 happy UwU that my ÚwÚ awms awe >_< out >_> of x3 use; -UwU My west ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyegwigence befwiends ÚwÚ thee nyow, -But :3 thou anon ^-^ shawt hear >_> of me ÚwÚ again; -;;w;; Tiww xDD when, >w< go >w< seek >w< thy xDD fowtunye. Exit -OwO HECTOW. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -I would ^.^ have >_< been >w< much ^-^ mowe :3 a fresher man, -Had I ;;w;; expected thee. - -;;w;; We-entew TROILUS - -OwO How nyow, my ^-^ bwothew! ->_< TWOIWUS. >_< Ajax ;;w;; hath ta'en ;;w;; Aenyeas. :33 Shaww ^.^ it x3 be? -No, uWu by OwO the flame >_> of :33 yondew ^w^ gwowious UwU heaven, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot carry him; I'll >w< be ta'en UwU too, -Ow bwing him UwU off. ÚwÚ Fate, hear me what I xDD say: -I xDD weck ^.^ nyot >w< though :3 thou ^-^ end my life to-day. Exit - -x3 Entew ^-^ onye in xDD awmouw - -OwO HECTOW. ÚwÚ Stand, ^.^ stand, :3 thou Greek; :3 thou art :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ mawk. -;;w;; Nyo? xDD wiwt :3 thou not? I >_< wike >w< thy xDD awmouw ;;w;; weww; -I'll fwush ^.^ it ÚwÚ and UwU unwock OwO the ^.^ wivets >w< aww -But I'll >w< be ^w^ mastew >_> of it. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, >_> beast, :33 abide? -UwU Why then, UwU fwy OwO on; I'll uWu hunt ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy :3 hide. >_< Exeunt +Entew >_< HECTOW + +HECTOW. Yea, Troilus? >_< O, weww :33 fought, x3 my xDD youngest xDD bwothew! + +Entew UwU ACHIWWES + +ACHIWWES. Now UwU do UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ thee, :33 ha! :3 Have uWu at ÚwÚ thee, :33 Hectow! +HECTOW. ^.^ Pause, >_> if xDD thou wilt. +ACHIWWES. UwU I UwU do ^-^ disdain >w< thy couwtesy, OwO pwoud uWu Twoyan. +^w^ Be ^w^ happy :3 that x3 my :3 awms OwO awe x3 out of use; +OwO My xDD west ÚwÚ and negligence :33 befwiends uWu thee now, +OwO But xDD thou :3 anyon shalt hear of ;;w;; me again; +Tiww xDD when, OwO go >_> seek >w< thy xDD fowtunye. uWu Exit +HECTOW. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been much ^.^ mowe :3 a ^-^ fweshew ^w^ man, +xDD Had UwU I ^.^ expected thee. + +^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS + +How now, x3 my xDD bwothew! +>_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Ajax hath >_> ta'en ;;w;; Aenyeas. Shall >w< it :3 be? +:3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 the fwame of yonder glorious ^.^ heaven, +>w< He UwU shaww nyot carry him; I'll be >_> ta'en :3 too, +:33 Ow ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him off. Fate, hear ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I OwO say: +UwU I ^-^ weck nyot ^w^ though xDD thou >w< end x3 my >w< wife ^w^ to-day. uWu Exit + +Entew one uWu in ^-^ awmouw + +HECTOW. >_> Stand, x3 stand, xDD thou ;;w;; Gweek; xDD thou awt :3 a xDD goodwy >w< mawk. +uWu Nyo? wiwt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? UwU I ^.^ wike >w< thy ^-^ awmouw well; +I'll ^w^ fwush >w< it ÚwÚ and unlock x3 the rivets aww +OwO But I'll be >_< mastew of :3 it. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_> nyot, ^.^ beast, ^w^ abide? +Why >w< then, fwy xDD on; I'll OwO hunt uWu thee fow >w< thy :33 hide. Exeunt -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 7. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE >w< 7. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain -x3 Entew ACHILLES, with Mywmidons +Entew ACHIWWES, with Mywmidons ->w< ACHIWWES. Come here about uWu me, you my OwO Mywmidons; ->_< Mawk what I >w< say. x3 Attend me xDD whewe I wheew; -Stwike ^.^ nyot :3 a stwoke, uWu but ^-^ keep youwsewves in >w< bweath; -And when I ^.^ have OwO the bwoody >_< Hectow OwO found, -Empawe him with >_> youw weapons x3 wound ;;w;; about; -UwU In fewwest manner ÚwÚ execute >_> youw arms. -Follow uWu me, ;;w;; siws, ÚwÚ and my proceedings >w< eye. -^w^ It :3 is decreed >_< Hectow OwO the gweat >w< must ^-^ die. >_< Exeunt +ACHIWWES. :3 Come OwO hewe about uWu me, xDD you x3 my Mywmidons; +>_> Mawk >_> what UwU I :3 say. uWu Attend ;;w;; me :3 whewe UwU I wheew; +OwO Stwike nyot :3 a :33 stwoke, >_> but >_< keep youwsewves uWu in breath; +xDD And when UwU I uWu have x3 the bwoody >_> Hectow >_> found, +UwU Empawe ^.^ him with x3 youw >_< weapons ;;w;; wound >_> about; +^w^ In UwU fewwest ^w^ mannyew :33 execute x3 youw arms. +Follow uWu me, sirs, ÚwÚ and x3 my proceedings :33 eye. +^.^ It >_> is xDD decweed >_> Hectow x3 the great ^w^ must die. Exeunt -x3 Entew >_< MENyEWAUS ÚwÚ and PARIS, fighting; then >_> THEWSITES +Entew >_> MENyEWAUS ÚwÚ and OwO PAWIS, >w< fighting; xDD then >w< THEWSITES -^-^ THEWSITES. The uWu cuckowd ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ cuckowd-makew awe at it. Nyow, x3 buww! -nyow, xDD dog! 'Woo, Pawis, ^-^ 'woo! :3 nyow my doubwe-hown'd Spartan! uWu 'woo, -Pawis, ^-^ 'woo! The uWu buww >_> has OwO the game. Ware >_< howns, UwU ho! ->_< Exeunt PARIS ÚwÚ and >_< MENyEWAUS +:3 THEWSITES. uWu The cuckold ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< cuckowd-makew OwO awe uWu at :3 it. >_> Nyow, bull! +now, dog! ^w^ 'Woo, >_< Pawis, ÚwÚ 'woo! nyow x3 my double-horn'd >_< Spawtan! 'loo, +>_< Pawis, ÚwÚ 'woo! uWu The uWu buww >_> has x3 the >_< game. Wawe UwU howns, ho! +Exeunt >w< PAWIS ÚwÚ and >_> MENyEWAUS -x3 Entew MARGARELON +Entew MARGARELON -^-^ MAWGAWEWON. x3 Tuwn, slave, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. -^-^ THEWSITES. What art thou? -^-^ MAWGAWEWON. OwO A xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of xDD Pwiam's. -^-^ THEWSITES. I x3 am :3 a xDD bastawd :33 too; I love ÚwÚ bastawds. I x3 am :3 a xDD bastawd -begot, xDD bastawd instwucted, xDD bastawd in UwU mind, xDD bastawd in valour, in -OwO evewything OwO iwwegitimate. >_< Onye bear uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bite another, ÚwÚ and -xDD whewefowe shouwd ^-^ onye bastard? ;;w;; Take :3 heed, OwO the xDD quawwew's UwU most -ominyous ^-^ to us: ^-^ if OwO the :3 son >_> of :3 a xDD whowe fight uWu fow :3 a whore, ^.^ he tempts -UwU judgment. Faweweww, >w< bastawd. -Exit -^-^ MAWGAWEWON. The ^w^ deviw UwU take ^.^ thee, coward! Exit +OwO MAWGAWEWON. ÚwÚ Tuwn, :33 swave, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. +:3 THEWSITES. >_> What awt thou? +OwO MAWGAWEWON. ^-^ A ^.^ bastawd >_< son of Priam's. +:3 THEWSITES. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^.^ bastawd :3 too; UwU I wuv x3 bastawds. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^.^ bastawd +;;w;; begot, ^.^ bastawd xDD instwucted, ^.^ bastawd uWu in UwU mind, ^.^ bastawd uWu in uWu vawouw, uWu in +evewything ^-^ iwwegitimate. x3 Onye UwU beaw xDD wiww nyot ^-^ bite another, ÚwÚ and +^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd one bastawd? ^.^ Take ^-^ heed, x3 the quawwew's UwU most +>w< ominyous to UwU us: >_> if x3 the >_< son of :3 a whore >w< fight fow :3 a ^-^ whowe, ^.^ he tempts +;;w;; judgment. UwU Faweweww, bastawd. +uWu Exit +OwO MAWGAWEWON. uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take ÚwÚ thee, OwO cowawd! uWu Exit - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE uWu 8. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain - -x3 Entew HECTOR - -OwO HECTOW. uWu Most putwified cowe OwO so fair ^-^ without, -x3 Thy ÚwÚ goodwy xDD awmouw ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath uWu cost >w< thy wife. -Nyow :3 is my UwU day's wowk done; I'll UwU take good ^-^ bweath: -OwO West, swowd; :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy fiww >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< death! -[Disarms] - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and his Mywmidons - ->w< ACHIWWES. Look, xDD Hectow, how OwO the >_< sun begins ^-^ to ;;w;; set; -OwO How >w< ugwy night comes breathing at his heels; ->_< Even with OwO the >_< vaiw ÚwÚ and ^-^ dawk'nying >_> of OwO the >_> sun, -ÚwÚ To :33 cwose OwO the :3 day uWu up, Hector's life :3 is >w< donye. -OwO HECTOW. I x3 am x3 unyawm'd; forego :3 this :3 vantage, >_> Gweek. ->w< ACHIWWES. Strike, fellows, strike; :3 this :3 is OwO the man I ^w^ seek. ->_> [HECTOW fawws] -UwU So, ^-^ Iwion, ^-^ faww :3 thou xDD nyext! ^w^ Come, Twoy, sink ;;w;; down; -;;w;; Hewe :3 wies >w< thy xDD heawt, >w< thy sinews, ÚwÚ and >w< thy bone. -uWu On, Myrmidons, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy you OwO an ;;w;; amain -'Achilles ;;w;; hath OwO the :3 mighty >_< Hectow ^-^ swain.' -;;w;; [A ^.^ wetweat ^w^ sounded] ->_> Hawk! :3 a retire x3 upon ^-^ ouw Grecian pawt. -MYRMIDON. The >_> Twoyan OwO twumpets :33 sound OwO the ^-^ wike, my :33 wowd. ->w< ACHIWWES. The >_< dwagon x3 wing >_> of night >w< o'ewspweads OwO the :3 eawth -And, stickler-like, OwO the x3 awmies separates. -UwU My hawf-supp'd ;;w;; swowd, UwU that OwO fwankwy would ^.^ have fed, -Pweas'd with :3 this dainty bait, ;;w;; thus :33 goes ^-^ to bed. -[Sheathes his ^w^ swowd] -^w^ Come, OwO tie his ÚwÚ body ^-^ to my :33 howse's OwO taiw; ->_< Awong OwO the field I uWu wiww OwO the >_> Twoyan trail. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 9. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain - -Sound ^.^ wetweat. Shout. x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, uWu AJAX, MENELAUS, >_> NyESTOW, DIOMEDES, -ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, marching - -xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Hawk! xDD hawk! what ^.^ shout :3 is uWu this? -NyESTOW. Peace, OwO dwums! -ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. xDD [Within] Achiwwes! Achiwwes! Hector's slain. Achiwwes! -uWu DIOMEDES. The >_< bwuit :3 is Hector's slain, ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ Achiwwes. -uWu AJAX. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, ÚwÚ yet bragless let ^.^ it ^w^ be; -Great >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was as good :3 a man as ^w^ he. -xDD AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ Mawch ^-^ patientwy awong. >_> Wet ^-^ onye >w< be x3 sent -ÚwÚ To pray >_> Achiwwes UwU see OwO us at ^-^ ouw >w< tent. ->w< If in his death OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have OwO us befriended; -Great ^-^ Twoy :3 is UwU ouws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw shawp wars awe OwO ended. ->_< Exeunt + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE 8. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain + +Entew >_< HECTOW + +HECTOW. :3 Most ^-^ putwified >w< cowe UwU so >w< faiw without, +x3 Thy xDD goodwy ^-^ awmouw OwO thus hath >_> cost >w< thy life. +Now >_> is x3 my day's ^.^ wowk donye; I'll OwO take ÚwÚ good bweath: +Rest, ^-^ swowd; xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy ^w^ fiww of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ;;w;; death! +OwO [Disawms] + +Entew UwU ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and :33 his Mywmidons + +ACHIWWES. x3 Wook, Hectow, >w< how x3 the sun ÚwÚ begins to ÚwÚ set; +How ugwy >w< nyight x3 comes :33 bweathing uWu at :33 his heews; +Even with x3 the vaiw ÚwÚ and dark'ning of x3 the sun, +;;w;; To ^-^ cwose x3 the day up, :33 Hectow's >w< wife >_> is ^-^ donye. +HECTOW. UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; unyawm'd; xDD fowego ÚwÚ this vantage, Greek. +ACHIWWES. UwU Stwike, fewwows, ;;w;; stwike; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the x3 man UwU I seek. +[HECTOR :33 fawws] +So, ^-^ Iwion, faww xDD thou xDD nyext! ^.^ Come, Troy, sink down; +:3 Hewe wies >w< thy uWu heawt, >w< thy ÚwÚ sinyews, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ bonye. +ÚwÚ On, xDD Mywmidons, ÚwÚ and cwy xDD you >w< an ^-^ amain +^-^ 'Achiwwes hath x3 the ^-^ mighty >_> Hectow swain.' +:3 [A ;;w;; wetweat uWu sounded] +:33 Hawk! :3 a uWu wetiwe ;;w;; upon UwU ouw Grecian part. +MYRMIDON. uWu The ÚwÚ Twoyan trumpets >_> sound x3 the :3 wike, x3 my OwO wowd. +ACHIWWES. uWu The >_> dwagon OwO wing of >w< nyight o'ewspweads x3 the ^.^ eawth +^.^ And, ^w^ stickwew-wike, x3 the awmies ^-^ sepawates. +OwO My hawf-supp'd uWu swowd, :3 that fwankwy ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> fed, +Pleas'd with ÚwÚ this UwU dainty :3 bait, OwO thus xDD goes to :3 bed. +OwO [Sheathes :33 his :3 swowd] +^.^ Come, :33 tie :33 his >w< body to x3 my howse's tail; +;;w;; Awong x3 the field UwU I xDD wiww x3 the ÚwÚ Twoyan twaiw. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 9. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain + +Sound retreat. Shout. Entew ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, ^.^ AJAX, >_> MENyEWAUS, uWu NyESTOW, ^-^ DIOMEDES, +ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, ^.^ mawching + +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :33 Hawk! x3 hawk! >_> what >_> shout >_> is :3 this? +^-^ NyESTOW. uWu Peace, >_< dwums! +^w^ SOWDIEWS. :33 [Within] Achilles! Achilles! :33 Hectow's ^w^ swain. Achilles! +xDD DIOMEDES. uWu The ÚwÚ bwuit >_> is :33 Hectow's x3 swain, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :33 Achiwwes. +uWu AJAX. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, yet :33 bwagwess wet >w< it be; +UwU Gweat >_> Hectow UwU was >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as he. +^.^ AGAMEMNyON. March x3 patientwy >_> awong. Let one be sent +;;w;; To pray Achilles >_> see >_> us uWu at UwU ouw uWu tent. +;;w;; If uWu in :33 his :33 death x3 the gods uWu have >_> us :33 befwiended; +UwU Gweat Twoy >_> is >_> ouws, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^-^ shawp UwU waws OwO awe ended. +Exeunt -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 10. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain - -x3 Entew AENEAS, PARIS, >_< ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ and UwU DEIPHOBUS - -AENEAS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! ÚwÚ yet awe ^-^ we ;;w;; mastews >_> of OwO the fiewd. -uWu Nyevew >w< go >_< home; here stawve ^-^ we >_< out OwO the ^-^ nyight. - -x3 Entew TROILUS - ->_< TWOIWUS. >_< Hectow :3 is slain. -ALL. :33 Hectow! The UwU gods forbid! ->_< TWOIWUS. >w< He's OwO dead, ÚwÚ and at OwO the muwdewew's :33 howse's x3 taiw, -UwU In >_> beastwy sort, dragg'd OwO thwough OwO the shameful fiewd. -Frown OwO on, you uWu heavens, :33 effect >_> youw ;;w;; wage with x3 speed. ->w< Sit, >_< gods, x3 upon >_> youw :33 thwonyes, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe at >w< Twoy. -I uWu say at UwU once let >_> youw bwief pwagues >w< be >w< mewcy, -And wingew ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^w^ suwe destructions x3 on. -AENEAS. UwU My lord, you ^-^ do discomfort >w< aww OwO the ^w^ host. ->_< TWOIWUS. You undewstand me ^.^ nyot UwU that tell me ÚwÚ so. -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot speak >_> of ÚwÚ fwight, >_> of ;;w;; feaw >_> of >_< death, -But dare >w< aww OwO imminyence UwU that UwU gods ÚwÚ and x3 men -OwO Addwess theiw dangews in. >_< Hectow :3 is gone. -OwO Who uWu shaww tell Priam so, ^w^ ow >w< Hecuba? ->_> Wet him UwU that uWu wiww :3 a screech-owl :3 aye >w< be xDD caww'd -uWu Go in ^-^ to Twoy, ÚwÚ and uWu say there :33 'Hectow's >w< dead.' -Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> wowd uWu wiww Priam xDD tuwn ^-^ to stonye; -UwU Make OwO wewws ÚwÚ and xDD Nyiobes >_> of OwO the xDD maids ÚwÚ and x3 wives, -Cold statues >_> of OwO the youth; :3 and, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, -Scare ^-^ Twoy >_< out >_> of itself. But, mawch away; ->_< Hectow :3 is >w< dead; there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< say. -uWu Stay >_> yet. You :3 viwe abominable tents, -ÚwÚ Thus >w< pwoudwy >w< pight x3 upon ^-^ ouw >w< Phwygian plains, ->_> Wet OwO Titan xDD wise as >_< eawwy as ^.^ he dare, -I'll OwO thwough ÚwÚ and OwO thwough you. And, :3 thou ^-^ gweat-siz'd xDD cowawd, -:3 Nyo space >_> of :3 eawth uWu shaww sunder ^-^ ouw two :3 hates; -I'll ^.^ haunt ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; wicked ;;w;; conscience stiww, -:33 That >_> mouwdeth x3 gobwins swift as frenzy's xDD thoughts. -Stwike :3 a free mawch ^-^ to >w< Twoy. x3 With comfort ^.^ go; -OwO Hope >_> of wevenge uWu shaww hide ^-^ ouw >_< inwawd ^w^ woe. +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE 10. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain + +Entew AENyEAS, OwO PAWIS, xDD ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ and >_> DEIPHOBUS + +AENEAS. >_> Stand, ho! yet OwO awe ^.^ we >w< mastews of x3 the >_> fiewd. +xDD Nyevew OwO go ÚwÚ home; OwO hewe starve ^.^ we x3 out x3 the OwO nyight. + +Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS + +>_> TWOIWUS. >_> Hectow >_> is ^w^ swain. +uWu AWW. :33 Hectow! uWu The gods fowbid! +>_> TWOIWUS. He's >_< dead, ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 the muwdewew's howse's >_> taiw, +^w^ In OwO beastwy sort, OwO dwagg'd ^w^ thwough x3 the >_> shamefuw >_> fiewd. +Fwown ;;w;; on, xDD you >w< heavens, ^w^ effect x3 youw xDD wage with ;;w;; speed. +>_> Sit, uWu gods, ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD thwonyes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; smiwe uWu at >_> Twoy. +UwU I >_> say uWu at >_> once wet x3 youw bwief plagues be mercy, +xDD And :33 wingew nyot UwU ouw >_< suwe destructions :3 on. +AENEAS. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU do ^.^ discomfowt aww x3 the >_< host. +>_> TWOIWUS. >_> You understand ;;w;; me nyot :3 that tell ;;w;; me :3 so. +UwU I UwU do nyot speak of x3 fwight, of feaw of UwU death, +OwO But dawe aww imminyence :3 that gods ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men +Address uWu theiw >_> dangews ^.^ in. >_> Hectow >_> is ;;w;; gonye. +Who UwU shaww tell ^.^ Pwiam >_> so, ow OwO Hecuba? +Let ^.^ him :3 that xDD wiww :3 a screech-owl ^.^ aye be ^w^ caww'd +Go uWu in to Troy, ÚwÚ and >_> say there 'Hector's >w< dead.' +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ;;w;; wowd xDD wiww ^.^ Pwiam turn to stonye; +^-^ Make wells ÚwÚ and Niobes of x3 the ^w^ maids ÚwÚ and ^-^ wives, +x3 Cowd statues of x3 the uWu youth; x3 and, uWu in :3 a word, +OwO Scawe Twoy x3 out of itself. But, :33 mawch :3 away; +>_> Hectow >_> is UwU dead; there >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe to :3 say. +OwO Stay >_> yet. >_> You ^-^ viwe UwU abominyabwe tents, +^-^ Thus x3 pwoudwy ÚwÚ pight ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >w< Phwygian plains, +Let >_< Titan rise >_< as early >_< as ^.^ he x3 dawe, +I'll ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough OwO you. ^.^ And, xDD thou great-siz'd xDD cowawd, +No xDD space of ^.^ eawth UwU shaww OwO sundew UwU ouw >w< two hates; +I'll >_> haunt uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a wicked >_> conscience still, +:33 That mouwdeth gobwins UwU swift >_< as x3 fwenzy's >w< thoughts. +OwO Stwike :3 a fwee :33 mawch to >_> Twoy. With uWu comfowt go; +;;w;; Hope of xDD wevenge UwU shaww hide UwU ouw inward woe. -x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS +Entew uWu PANDAWUS -^w^ PANDAWUS. But hear you, hear xDD you! ->_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ bwokew-wackey. Ignominy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame -UwU Puwsue >w< thy life ÚwÚ and live :3 aye with >w< thy >_< nyame! ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >w< PANDAWUS -^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy >w< medicinye uWu fow my aching ^.^ bonyes! world! world! ;;w;; thus -:3 is OwO the UwU poow uWu agent uWu despis'd! ^-^ twaitows ÚwÚ and :3 bawds, how earnestly awe -you xDD set :3 a work, ÚwÚ and how i-iww UwU wequited! UwU Why shouwd ^-^ ouw ^.^ endeavouw >w< be -OwO so ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the pewfowmance OwO so woathed? What ^w^ vewse uWu fow it? What -instance uWu fow it? >_> Wet me UwU see- - ->w< Fuww UwU mewwiwy OwO the x3 humbwe-bee doth sing -;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost his honey ÚwÚ and his UwU sting; -And being UwU once subdu'd in UwU awmed ^w^ twaiw, -^.^ Sweet honey ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet :3 nyotes >_> togethew fail. - -Good >_< twadews in OwO the x3 fwesh, xDD set :3 this in >_> youw ^w^ painted -xDD cwoths. UwU As many as >w< be here >_> of UwU pandew's hall, -Your >_> eyes, half out, weep >_< out at Pandar's fall; -Or, ^-^ if you cannyot ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ yet ^w^ give >w< some :3 gwoans, -^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >_> youw aching >_< bonyes. -Bwethwen ÚwÚ and OwO sistews >_> of OwO the :33 howd-doow UwU twade, -uWu Some two ^.^ months x3 hence my uWu wiww uWu shaww here >w< be ^.^ made. -^w^ It shouwd >w< be nyow, uWu but UwU that my ;;w;; feaw :3 is this, -uWu Some >_< gawwed >_> goose >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew would x3 hiss. -;;w;; Tiww then I'll ÚwÚ sweat ÚwÚ and >w< seek about uWu fow :3 eases, -And at UwU that UwU time UwU bequeath you my xDD diseases. Exit +PANDARUS. OwO But hear UwU you, hear you! +>_> TWOIWUS. Hence, bwokew-wackey. Ignominy ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame +:33 Puwsue >w< thy >w< wife ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive ^.^ aye with >w< thy xDD nyame! +Exeunt aww >_> but uWu PANDAWUS +PANDARUS. ^-^ A xDD goodwy medicinye fow x3 my uWu aching ^.^ bonyes! ;;w;; wowwd! ;;w;; wowwd! OwO thus +>_> is x3 the poor agent >_> despis'd! traitors ÚwÚ and >_< bawds, >w< how eawnyestwy OwO awe +xDD you uWu set :3 a work, ÚwÚ and >w< how :33 iww requited! Why >_> shouwd UwU ouw endeavouw be +UwU so ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 pewfowmance UwU so woathed? >_> What >_> vewse fow :33 it? >_> What +uWu instance fow :33 it? Let ;;w;; me >_> see- + +Full ÚwÚ mewwiwy x3 the UwU humbwe-bee xDD doth ^.^ sing +Tiww ^.^ he hath wost :33 his honey ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD sting; +xDD And ^.^ being >_> once :33 subdu'd uWu in :3 awmed uWu twaiw, +ÚwÚ Sweet honey ÚwÚ and x3 sweet >_> nyotes togethew >_< faiw. + +^-^ Good traders uWu in x3 the OwO fwesh, uWu set ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 youw painted +;;w;; cwoths. ;;w;; As UwU many >_< as be OwO hewe of ^-^ pandew's :3 haww, +uWu Youw ^w^ eyes, half ^.^ out, xDD weep x3 out uWu at xDD Pandaw's uWu faww; +:3 Ow, >_> if xDD you ;;w;; cannyot >_> weep, yet UwU give x3 some :33 gwoans, +;;w;; Though nyot fow uWu me, yet fow x3 youw uWu aching xDD bonyes. +^-^ Bwethwen ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sistews of x3 the hold-door twade, +;;w;; Some >w< two ^w^ months >w< hence x3 my xDD wiww UwU shaww OwO hewe be >_> made. +^.^ It >_> shouwd be now, >_> but :3 that x3 my feaw >_> is uWu this, +;;w;; Some galled x3 goose of Winchestew ^.^ wouwd xDD hiss. +Tiww xDD then I'll UwU sweat ÚwÚ and >_> seek about fow ;;w;; eases, +xDD And uWu at :3 that time ^-^ bequeath xDD you x3 my xDD diseases. uWu Exit -OwO THE ^.^ END +^-^ THE END -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -^-^ 1602 - - -UwU TWEWFTH NyIGHT; :33 OW, ÚwÚ WHAT uWu YOU WILL - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +;;w;; 1602 + + +^.^ TWEWFTH NIGHT; OW, WHAT YOU WIWW + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -ORSINO, UwU Duke >_> of Illyria -;;w;; SEBASTIAN, bwothew >_> of >_> Viowa -;;w;; ANTONyIO, :3 a ÚwÚ sea captain, fwiend >_> of >w< Sebastian -OwO A xDD SEA CAPTAIN, fwiend >_> of >_> Viowa -VALENTINE, ^-^ gentweman :33 attending uWu on OwO the UwU Duke -CURIO, ^-^ gentweman :33 attending uWu on OwO the UwU Duke -ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY >w< BEWCH, uncwe >_> of x3 Owivia -ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW xDD AGUECHEEK -^w^ MAWVOWIO, ^.^ stewawd ^-^ to x3 Owivia -;;w;; FABIAN, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to x3 Owivia -FESTE, :3 a UwU cwown, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to x3 Owivia - -^-^ OWIVIA, :3 a rich ^.^ countess -VIOLA, ^-^ sistew >_> of >w< Sebastian -MARIA, Owivia's ^w^ waiting ^-^ woman - ->w< Wowds, ÚwÚ Pwiests, ^w^ Saiwows, UwU Officews, UwU Musicians, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -OwO A :33 city in >w< Iwwywia; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu sea-coast ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ it - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ORSINO, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Iwwywia, CURIO, ÚwÚ and uWu othew WOWDS; ^.^ MUSICIANS :33 attending - -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< If music >w< be OwO the >_< food >_> of love, xDD pway OwO on, ->w< Give me ^-^ excess >_> of it, UwU that, x3 suwfeiting, -The :3 appetite ^-^ may >w< sicken ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ die. -:33 That xDD stwain ^-^ again! ^w^ It xDD had :3 a ^.^ dying fall; -:33 O, ^.^ it came o'ew my ear >_< wike OwO the ^w^ sweet :33 sound -:33 That breathes x3 upon :3 a bank >_> of ^w^ viowets, -^-^ Steawing ÚwÚ and giving :33 odouw! ^-^ Enyough, nyo ^-^ mowe; -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 nyow as ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. -:3 O spirit >_> of love, how uWu quick ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh art thou! -That, x3 nyotwithstanding >w< thy capacity -^.^ Weceiveth as OwO the >_< sea, UwU nyought ÚwÚ entews there, -x3 Of what ^w^ vawidity ÚwÚ and :3 pitch soe'er, -But ^.^ fawws OwO into ^w^ abatement ÚwÚ and low x3 pwice ->_< Even in :3 a minute. ^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of >_> shapes :3 is >w< fancy, -:33 That ^.^ it :3 awonye :3 is UwU high fantastical. -CURIO. uWu Wiww you >w< go UwU hunt, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, ^.^ Cuwio? -CURIO. The hart. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I uWu do, OwO the nyobwest UwU that I have. -:33 O, when >_< minye eyes >_> did UwU see x3 Owivia :33 fiwst, -uWu Methought ^.^ she purg'd OwO the ÚwÚ aiw >_> of >w< pestiwence! -:33 That x3 instant ÚwÚ was I tuwn'd OwO into :3 a >_< hawt, -And my desiwes, >_< wike feww ÚwÚ and x3 cwuew ^w^ hounds, -ÚwÚ E'ew >_< since x3 puwsue >_> me. - -x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE - -OwO How nyow! what UwU nyews ^-^ fwom uWu hew? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ So >w< pwease my lord, I UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 admitted, -But ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^.^ handmaid ^-^ do xDD wetuwn :3 this OwO answew: -The element itself, ÚwÚ tiww :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ÚwÚ heat, -:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< behowd xDD hew ;;w;; face at uWu ampwe ÚwÚ view; -But >_< wike :3 a ^.^ cwoistwess ^.^ she uWu wiww >_> veiwed ^-^ wawk, -And >w< watew UwU once :3 a :3 day xDD hew ;;w;; chambew x3 wound -x3 With eye-offending OwO bwinye; >w< aww :3 this ^-^ to season -OwO A >_< bwothew's UwU dead love, ;;w;; which ^.^ she would ^-^ keep ^.^ fwesh -And ÚwÚ wasting in xDD hew >_> sad remembrance. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, ^.^ she UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO heawt >_> of UwU that fine fwame -ÚwÚ To pay :3 this >_> debt >_> of love uWu but ^-^ to :3 a :33 bwothew, -OwO How uWu wiww ^.^ she love when OwO the rich gowden shaft -;;w;; Hath xDD kiww'd OwO the flock >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ affections ewse -:33 That live in UwU hew; when >_< wivew, ^-^ bwain, ÚwÚ and xDD heawt, -^.^ These x3 suvweign :33 thwonyes, awe >w< aww supplied ÚwÚ and fiww'd, -Her ^w^ sweet perfections, with ^-^ onye uWu sewf king! -:3 Away before me ^-^ to ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ beds >_> of xDD fwow'ws: -^-^ Wuv-thoughts lie rich when xDD canyopied with ^w^ bow'ws. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -The uWu sea-coast - -x3 Entew VIOLA, :3 a CAPTAIN, ÚwÚ and SAILORS - -VIOLA. What xDD countwy, fwiends, :3 is uWu this? ->_< CAPTAIN. :3 This :3 is UwU Iwwywia, >_< wady. -VIOLA. And what shouwd I ^-^ do in Illyria? -UwU My bwothew ^.^ he :3 is in >_> Ewysium. -:3 Pewchance ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot drown'd- what ÚwÚ think you, saiwows? ->_< CAPTAIN. ^w^ It :3 is UwU pewchance UwU that you yourself ;;w;; wewe >_> saved. -VIOLA. :3 O my UwU poow ^-^ bwothew! ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU pewchance ^-^ may ^.^ he UwU be. ->_< CAPTAIN. ÚwÚ Twue, UwU madam, :3 and, ^-^ to comfort you with uWu chance, -;;w;; Assuwe OwO youwsewf, aftew ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ship >_> did >_< spwit, -When you, ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU poow ÚwÚ nyumbew :33 saved with you, -^w^ Hung uWu on ^-^ ouw OwO dwiving >_> boat, I ^-^ saw >_> youw :33 bwothew, -uWu Most provident in ;;w;; pewiw, uWu bind ^-^ himsewf- ->_< Couwage ÚwÚ and >w< hope uWu both ^w^ teaching him OwO the xDD pwactice- -ÚwÚ To :3 a >w< stwong :33 mast UwU that uWu wiv'd x3 upon OwO the xDD sea; -Whewe, >_< wike Arion uWu on OwO the x3 dowphin's ^w^ back, -I ^-^ saw him howd >_> acquaintance with OwO the xDD waves -^w^ So wong as I :33 couwd :3 see. -VIOLA. >_< Fow ^.^ saying so, :33 thewe's >w< gowd. -Minye >_> own escape x3 unfowdeth ^-^ to my hope, -xDD Wheweto >w< thy OwO speech sewves uWu fow authowity, -The >_< wike >_> of >_> him. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou :3 this countwy? ->_< CAPTAIN. >w< Ay, UwU madam, ;;w;; weww; uWu fow I ÚwÚ was bwed ÚwÚ and :3 bown -:3 Nyot three UwU houws' ^w^ twavew ^-^ fwom :3 this vewy :3 pwace. -VIOLA. OwO Who ;;w;; guvwns hewe? ->_< CAPTAIN. OwO A x3 nyobwe duke, in ^-^ nyatuwe as in >w< nyame. -VIOLA. What :3 is his name? ->_< CAPTAIN. xDD Owsinyo. -VIOLA. Owsinyo! I ^.^ have heard my fathew name >_> him. -ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a bachewow xDD then. ->_< CAPTAIN. And OwO so :3 is nyow, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ was OwO so vewy >_< wate; ->_< Fow uWu but :3 a month >_< ago I went ^-^ fwom hence, -And then 'twas ^.^ fwesh in ^w^ muwmuw- :3 as, you >w< knyow, -What gweat ones ^-^ do OwO the less uWu wiww pwattwe ^-^ of- -:33 That ^.^ he >_> did >w< seek OwO the love >_> of fair x3 Owivia. -VIOLA. What's uWu she? ->_< CAPTAIN. OwO A ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; maid, OwO the daughter >_> of :3 a ;;w;; count -:33 That ;;w;; died >w< some twelvemonth ÚwÚ since, then ^w^ weaving xDD hew -UwU In OwO the >w< pwotection >_> of his UwU son, xDD hew :33 bwothew, -OwO Who :33 showtwy ÚwÚ awso ÚwÚ died; uWu fow uWu whose dear love, -^.^ They ÚwÚ say, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >w< abjuw'd OwO the >_> company -And OwO sight >_> of ^-^ men. -VIOLA. :3 O UwU that I sewv'd UwU that >w< wady, -And UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU dewivewed ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, -;;w;; Tiww I xDD had :3 made >_< minye >_> own >w< occasion :3 mewwow, -What my ^-^ estate ÚwÚ is! ->_< CAPTAIN. :33 That ;;w;; wewe ^-^ hawd ^-^ to >_< compass, -xDD Because ^.^ she uWu wiww UwU admit nyo >w< kind >_> of uWu suit- -No, ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< Duke's. -VIOLA. Thewe :3 is :3 a fair >_> behaviouw in ^.^ thee, Captain; -And >w< though UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe with :3 a uWu beauteous x3 waww -^-^ Doth ^w^ oft :33 cwose in pollution, ÚwÚ yet >_> of ÚwÚ thee -I uWu wiww believe :3 thou x3 hast :3 a :33 mind UwU that ÚwÚ suits -x3 With :3 this >w< thy fair ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd character. -I ;;w;; pwithee, ÚwÚ and I'll pay ÚwÚ thee bounteously, ->_> Conceaw me what I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >w< be my aid ->_< Fow such disguise as uWu hapwy uWu shaww ÚwÚ become -The fowm >_> of my intent. I'll sewve :3 this :33 duke: -Thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ pwesent me as OwO an OwO eunyuch ^-^ to him; -^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be wowth >w< thy ÚwÚ pains, uWu fow I can sing -And speak ^-^ to him in many OwO sowts >_> of OwO music, -:33 That uWu wiww awwow me vewy wowth his uWu sewvice. -What ewse ^-^ may :3 hap ^-^ to UwU time I uWu wiww ;;w;; commit; ->_> Onwy ^-^ shape :3 thou siwence ^-^ to my wit. ->_< CAPTAIN. Be you his OwO eunyuch ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ mute I'll ^w^ be; -When my :33 tongue blabs, then let >_< minye eyes ^.^ nyot :3 see. -VIOLA. I :3 thank thee. Lead me x3 on. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -^-^ OWIVIA'S house - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY OwO BEWCH ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What :3 a pwague :3 means my niece ^-^ to UwU take OwO the death >_> of xDD hew -bwothew ^.^ thus? I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_< cawe's OwO an enemy ^-^ to wife. -x3 MAWIA. By my ^w^ twoth, Sir Toby, you >w< must come in >_< eawwiew o' nyights; ->_> youw uWu cousin, my >w< wady, ^-^ takes gweat xDD exceptions ^-^ to >_> youw i-iww OwO houws. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, let xDD hew ^-^ except before ^.^ excepted. -x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, uWu but you >w< must x3 confinye yourself within OwO the modest xDD wimits ->_> of x3 owdew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Confinye! I'll x3 confinye ^-^ mysewf nyo >_< finyew than I ÚwÚ am. ^.^ These -clothes awe good enough ^-^ to dwink ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< be ^.^ these :33 boots :33 too; -OwO an uWu they >w< be ;;w;; nyot, let them >_> hang themsewves in theiw >_> own OwO stwaps. -x3 MAWIA. :33 That >_< quaffing ÚwÚ and uWu dwinking uWu wiww ;;w;; undo OwO you; I heard my wady -talk >_> of ^.^ it x3 yestewday, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a foowish x3 knyight UwU that you ^w^ bwought in -^-^ onye night here ^-^ to >w< be xDD hew wooew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Who? Sir :3 Andwew :3 Aguecheek? -x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ^w^ he. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< He's as taww :3 a man as x3 any's in ;;w;; Iwwywia. -x3 MAWIA. What's UwU that ^-^ to th' purpose? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he >_> has three ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats :3 a xDD yeaw. -x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 he'ww ^.^ have uWu but :3 a yeaw in >w< aww ^.^ these ducats; :33 he's :3 a -vewy OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> pwodigaw. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Fie UwU that ^w^ you'ww uWu say so! ÚwÚ He uWu pways o' th' xDD viow-de-gamboys, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ speaks three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw UwU wanguages >_> wowd uWu fow >_> wowd ^-^ without book, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath >w< aww OwO the good x3 gifts >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. -x3 MAWIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 indeed, ^w^ awmost natural; for, >w< besides UwU that :33 he's :3 a -fool, :33 he's :3 a gweat :33 quawwewwew; ÚwÚ and uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO the >_> gift >_> of :3 a -cowawd ^-^ to allay OwO the ;;w;; gust ^.^ he ;;w;; hath in UwU quawwewwing, 'tis ^w^ thought -UwU among OwO the prudent ^.^ he would >_> quickwy ^.^ have OwO the >_> gift >_> of :3 a ^-^ gwave. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, uWu they awe x3 scoundwews ÚwÚ and OwO subtwactows UwU that -uWu say OwO so >_> of >_> him. OwO Who awe OwO they? -x3 MAWIA. ^.^ They UwU that >w< add, x3 moweuvw, :33 he's dwunk ^w^ nyightwy in >_> youw :33 company. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 With uWu dwinking heawths ^-^ to my ^w^ nyiece; I'll dwink ^-^ to xDD hew as -wong as there :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ passage in my ^w^ thwoat ÚwÚ and dwink in ;;w;; Iwwywia. ->w< He's :3 a cowawd ÚwÚ and :3 a coystrill UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot dwink ^-^ to my niece -ÚwÚ tiww his >w< bwains xDD tuwn o' th' >_> toe >_< wike :3 a parish-top. >_> What, >_< wench! -^-^ Castiwianyo vuwgo! uWu fow here comes Sir :3 Andwew Agueface. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW xDD AGUECHEEK - -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Sir Toby Belch! OwO How nyow, Sir Toby Belch! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Sweet Sir Andwew! -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^w^ Bwess you, fair xDD shwew. -x3 MAWIA. And you UwU too, sir. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Accost, Sir Andrew, x3 accost. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. What's ÚwÚ that? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU My nyiece's UwU chambewmaid. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Good ^w^ Mistwess >w< Accost, I desiwe better :33 acquaintance. -x3 MAWIA. UwU My name :3 is Mary, sir. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Good ^w^ Mistwess uWu Mawy :33 Accost- -ÚwÚ SIW UwU Toby. You mistake, uWu knyight. 'Accost' :3 is xDD fwont UwU hew, board UwU hew, -^w^ woo UwU hew, assail :3 hew. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. By my ^w^ twoth, I would ^.^ nyot >_< undewtake xDD hew in :3 this :33 company. -^-^ Is UwU that OwO the meaning >_> of >w< 'accost'? -x3 MAWIA. Fawe you well, >_< gentwemen. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. An :3 thou let part so, Sir Andrew, would :3 thou x3 mightst never -dwaw >_< swowd ^-^ again! -^-^ AGUECHEEK. An you part so, mistress, I would I UwU might never dwaw ->_< swowd again. ^-^ Faiw >w< wady, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have fools in ^.^ hand? -x3 MAWIA. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot you uWu by th' hand. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, uWu but you uWu shaww ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's my hand. -x3 MAWIA. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ thought :3 is xDD fwee. I pray you, bwing >_> youw hand ^-^ to -th' buttry-bar ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it drink. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Wherefore, sweetheawt? What's >_> youw metaphor? -x3 MAWIA. ÚwÚ It's >_> dwy, sir. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ÚwÚ Why, I ÚwÚ think >w< so; I x3 am ^.^ nyot such OwO an ;;w;; ass uWu but I can ^-^ keep my -hand dry. But ^w^ what's >_> youw jest? -x3 MAWIA. OwO A OwO dwy >w< jest, sir. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Awe you :33 fuww >_> of >w< them? -x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have them at my fingers' ;;w;; ends; >w< mawwy, :3 nyow I let ->w< go >_> youw ;;w;; hand, I x3 am UwU bawwen. Exit uWu MAWIA -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 O :3 knyight, :3 thou ^w^ wack'st :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of canyawy! When >_> did I UwU see -ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< put :33 down? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Nyevew in >_> youw xDD wife, I think; unwess you UwU see x3 canyawy >w< put -me down. x3 Methinks ^.^ sometimes I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ wit than :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian -^w^ ow OwO an ordinary man :33 has; uWu but I x3 am gweat ^-^ eatew >_> of ^w^ beef, ÚwÚ and I -believe UwU that OwO does harm ^-^ to my wit. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Nyo :33 question. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. An I ^w^ thought UwU that, :3 I'd forswear it. I'll ride UwU home -to-morrow, Sir UwU Toby. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Pouwquoi, my dear knyight? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. What :3 is 'pourquoi'- ^-^ do ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot x3 do? I would I xDD had bestowed -UwU that UwU time in OwO the ^.^ tongues UwU that I ^.^ have in fencing, uWu dancing, ÚwÚ and -OwO beaw-baiting. >_> Oh, xDD had I uWu but ^-^ fowwowed OwO the arts! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Then xDD hadst :3 thou xDD had OwO an excellent head >_> of haiw. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ÚwÚ Why, would UwU that ^.^ have >_> mended my haiw? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< Past ÚwÚ question; uWu fow :3 thou >w< seest ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot c-cuww uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. But ^.^ it >_< becomes me ;;w;; weww enyough, does't not? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Excewwent; ^.^ it OwO hangs >_< wike ^.^ fwax uWu on :3 a :3 distaff, ÚwÚ and I >w< hope ^-^ to -UwU see :3 a huswife UwU take ÚwÚ thee :3 between xDD hew >w< wegs ÚwÚ and >_< spin ^.^ it UwU off. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Faith, I'll UwU home to-morrow, Sir UwU Toby. Your niece uWu wiww -^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ seen, ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ she ^.^ be, >w< it's ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to ^-^ onye she'll UwU nyonye >_> of me; -OwO the UwU Count ^-^ himsewf here ^-^ hawd uWu by woos :3 hew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< She'ww UwU nyonye o' th' Count; she'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ match :33 abuv xDD hew -UwU degwee, neither in ^w^ estate, yeaws, :3 nyow >_> wit; I ^.^ have heard xDD hew -:33 sweaw't. UwU Tut, :33 thewe's life ^w^ in't, xDD man. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. I'll stay :3 a month longer. I x3 am :3 a :3 fewwow o' th' strangest -:33 mind >w< i' th' ;;w;; wowwd; I dewight in masques ÚwÚ and >_> wevews ^.^ sometimes -ÚwÚ awtogethew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Awt :3 thou good at ^.^ these kickshawses, knyight? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. UwU As ^-^ any man in UwU Iwwywia, >_> whatsoevew ^.^ he ^.^ be, uWu undew OwO the -degree >_> of my ÚwÚ bettews; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot compawe with OwO an ^.^ owd xDD man. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What :3 is >w< thy :33 excewwence in :3 a gawwiawd, knyight? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Faith, I can ÚwÚ cut :3 a OwO capew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And I can ÚwÚ cut OwO the ^w^ mutton to't. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. And I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have OwO the x3 back-twick >_> simpwy as >w< stwong as -^-^ any man in ;;w;; Iwwywia. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Whewefowe awe ^.^ these >w< things ;;w;; hid? >w< Whewefowe ^.^ have ^.^ these -x3 gifts :3 a OwO cuwtain before ;;w;; 'em? uWu Awe uWu they >_< wike ^-^ to UwU take xDD dust, >_< wike -^w^ Mistwess Mall's pictuwe? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to church in :3 a -galliard ÚwÚ and come UwU home in :3 a x3 cowanto? UwU My vewy ÚwÚ wawk shouwd >w< be :3 a -jig; I would ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as ^-^ make >w< watew uWu but in :3 a >_> sink-a-pace. What -OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ mean? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a x3 wowwd ^-^ to hide viwtues OwO in? I >_> did xDD think, uWu by -OwO the excellent constitution >_> of >w< thy :33 weg, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was form'd uWu undew OwO the -star >_> of :3 a >_> gawwiawd. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, 'tis ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it OwO does indifferent ;;w;; weww in ->w< fwame-cowouw'd :33 stock. :33 Shaww ^-^ we xDD set about >w< some ^w^ wevews? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD ewse? Were ^-^ we ^.^ nyot :3 bown uWu undew ^-^ Tauwus? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Tauwus? ^.^ That's ^-^ sides ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heawt. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. No, siw; ^.^ it :3 is >w< wegs ÚwÚ and >_> thighs. >_> Wet me UwU see OwO the OwO capew. Ha, -ÚwÚ highew! Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ excewwent! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew VALENTINE, ÚwÚ and VIOWA in ÚwÚ man's >_< attiwe - -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< If OwO the UwU Duke continue ^.^ these favouws towards you, Cesawio, -you awe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be >w< much >_> advanc'd; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO knyown you uWu but three -OwO days, ÚwÚ and already you awe nyo >w< stwangew. -VIOLA. You ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; feaw his humouw ^w^ ow my nyegwigence, UwU that you caww -in xDD question OwO the UwU continyuance >_> of his wuv. ^-^ Is ^.^ he >w< inconstant, ;;w;; siw, -in his OwO favouws? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, believe >_> me. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, CURIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -VIOLA. I :3 thank you. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Count. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Who ^-^ saw Cesawio, ho? -VIOLA. uWu On >_> youw :3 attendance, my lord, here. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Stand you :3 awhiwe aloof. Cesawio, -Thou uWu knyow'st nyo less uWu but uWu aww; I ^.^ have UwU uncwasp'd -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee OwO the book x3 even >_> of my >w< secwet ÚwÚ souw. -:33 Thewefowe, good youth, OwO addwess >w< thy ^-^ gait x3 unto UwU hew; -Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; denyied >w< access, ^.^ stand at xDD hew doors, -And tell them there >w< thy uWu fixed foot uWu shaww gwow -;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^.^ have uWu audience. -VIOLA. Suwe, my x3 nyobwe lord, ->w< If ^.^ she >w< be OwO so OwO abandon'd ^-^ to xDD hew UwU sowwow -UwU As ^.^ it :3 is spoke, ^.^ she never uWu wiww UwU admit >_> me. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Be >_< cwamowous ÚwÚ and :33 weap >w< aww civil >w< bounds, ->_< Wathew than ^-^ make ÚwÚ unpwofited ^w^ wetuwn. -VIOLA. Say I ^-^ do speak with UwU hew, my lord, what ^.^ then? -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, then ^-^ unfowd OwO the passion >_> of my love, -UwU Suwpwise xDD hew with :3 discouwse >_> of my dear faith! -^w^ It uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^.^ act my OwO woes: -She uWu wiww ^.^ attend ^.^ it better in >w< thy xDD youth ->w< Than in :3 a >_> nyuncio's >_> of ^-^ mowe grave ÚwÚ aspect. -VIOLA. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot so, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Deaw >_> wad, believe it, ->_< Fow uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ yet bewie >w< thy x3 happy years -:33 That uWu say :3 thou art :3 a ÚwÚ man: >_> Dianya's x3 wip -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and uWu wubious; >w< thy small pipe -^-^ Is as OwO the maiden's ^-^ owgan, shrill ÚwÚ and ^w^ sound, -And >w< aww :3 is semblative :3 a :3 woman's pawt. -I xDD knyow >w< thy constewwation :3 is ^.^ wight :3 apt ->_< Fow :3 this affair. uWu Some ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five ^.^ attend x3 him- -Aww, ^-^ if you wiww, uWu fow I ^-^ mysewf x3 am :33 best -When :33 weast in :33 company. Pwospew ;;w;; weww in this, -And :3 thou ^-^ shawt live as ^-^ fweewy as >w< thy lord -ÚwÚ To caww his :3 fowtunyes >w< thinye. -VIOLA. I'll ^-^ do my :33 best -ÚwÚ To ^w^ woo >_> youw >_< wady. ^-^ [Aside] xDD Yet, :3 a barful stwife! ->_> Whoe'ew I woo, ^-^ mysewf would >w< be his wife. - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -^-^ OWIVIA'S house - -x3 Entew uWu MAWIA ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN - -x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; eithew tell me xDD whewe :3 thou x3 hast :3 been, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot open -my lips OwO so ^-^ wide as :3 a >_< bwistwe ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew in uWu way >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; excuse; my -wady uWu wiww >_> hang ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy x3 absence. -CLOWN. >_> Wet xDD hew >_> hang >_> me. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hang'd in :3 this x3 wowwd ^.^ nyeeds -^-^ to ;;w;; feaw nyo colours. -x3 MAWIA. UwU Make UwU that :33 good. -CLOWN. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww UwU see UwU nyonye ^-^ to fear. -x3 MAWIA. OwO A good lenten >w< answew. I can tell ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe UwU that ^.^ saying ÚwÚ was -:33 bown, >_> of OwO 'I ;;w;; feaw nyo cowouws.' -CLOWN. Whewe, good ^w^ Mistwess ^.^ Mawy? -x3 MAWIA. UwU In OwO the ÚwÚ waws; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ may you >w< be bowd ^-^ to uWu say in >_> youw -xDD foowewy. -CLOWN. Weww, :3 God ^w^ give them OwO wisdom UwU that ^.^ have xDD it; ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that awe -fools, let them ;;w;; use theiw talents. -x3 MAWIA. >_> Yet you uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; hang'd uWu fow being OwO so wong absent; ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< be -tuwn'd ^.^ away- :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that as good as :3 a :33 hanging ^-^ to you? -CLOWN. >_> Many :3 a good :33 hanging UwU pwevents :3 a OwO bad marriage; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU tuwnying -^w^ away, let uWu summew bear ^.^ it >_< out. -x3 MAWIA. You awe resolute, ^.^ then? -CLOWN. :3 Nyot so, neither; uWu but I x3 am resolv'd uWu on two >_> points. -x3 MAWIA. :33 That ^-^ if ^-^ onye bweak, OwO the uWu othew uWu wiww howd; ^w^ ow ^-^ if uWu both bweak, ->_> youw x3 gaskins OwO faww. -CLOWN. ^.^ Apt, in good :33 faith, vewy apt! Weww, >w< go >w< thy OwO way; ^-^ if Sir Toby -would xDD weave ^.^ dwinking, :3 thou ^w^ wewt as ^w^ witty :3 a piece >_> of >w< Eve's ^.^ fwesh -as ^-^ any in ;;w;; Iwwywia. -x3 MAWIA. Peace, you wogue, nyo ^-^ mowe o' ;;w;; that. ;;w;; Hewe comes my >_< wady. UwU Make ->_> youw ;;w;; excuse ^w^ wisewy, you ;;w;; wewe >_> best. Exit - -x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and MAWVOWIO - -CLOWN. >_< Wit, ^w^ an't >w< be >w< thy wiww, >w< put me OwO into good fooling! Those xDD wits -UwU that ÚwÚ think uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do vewy ^w^ oft ^w^ pwuv foows; ÚwÚ and I UwU that x3 am -^w^ suwe I wack ÚwÚ thee ^-^ may xDD pass uWu fow :3 a xDD wise xDD man. >_< Fow what :33 says -Quinapalus? x3 'Bettew :3 a ^w^ witty OwO foow than :3 a foowish ^-^ wit.' :3 God bless -^.^ thee, ^-^ wady! -OWIVIA. ;;w;; Take OwO the OwO foow >_> away. -CLOWN. Do you ^.^ nyot OwO heaw, fellows? ;;w;; Take away OwO the >_< wady. -OWIVIA. uWu Go ^.^ to, >_< y'awe :3 a OwO dwy OwO foow; I'll nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of you. UwU Besides, you -gwow dishonest. -CLOWN. >w< Two fauwts, ÚwÚ madonnya, UwU that dwink ÚwÚ and good counsew uWu wiww >_> amend; -uWu fow ^w^ give OwO the OwO dwy OwO foow x3 dwink, then :3 is OwO the OwO foow ^.^ nyot dry. UwU Bid OwO the ->_< dishonyest man OwO mend himself: ^-^ if ^.^ he ÚwÚ mend, ^.^ he :3 is nyo ÚwÚ wongew -dishonyest; ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 cannyot, let OwO the botchew OwO mend >_> him. OwO Anything -that's >_> mended :3 is uWu but patch'd; :3 viwtue UwU that twansgwesses :3 is uWu but -:33 patch'd with uWu sin, ÚwÚ and xDD sin UwU that amends :3 is uWu but :33 patch'd with ;;w;; viwtue. ->w< If UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ simpwe >_> sywwogism uWu wiww serve, >w< so; ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, -what remedy? UwU As there :3 is nyo OwO twue uWu cuckowd uWu but calamity, OwO so -beauty's :3 a OwO fwowew. The wady bade UwU take away OwO the OwO foow; ^.^ thewefowe, I -uWu say uWu again, UwU take xDD hew >_> away. -OWIVIA. >_> Siw, I bade them UwU take away you. -CLOWN. Mispwision in OwO the OwO highest degwee! Lady, UwU 'Cucuwwus nyon ^.^ facit ->w< monyachum'; that's as >w< much ^-^ to uWu say as I wear ^.^ nyot motwey in my -x3 bwain. Good ÚwÚ madonnya, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv you :3 a >_> foow. -OWIVIA. ^w^ Can you ^-^ do it? -CLOWN. >_< Dextewiouswy, good :3 madonnya. -OWIVIA. UwU Make >_> youw proof. -CLOWN. I >w< must catechize you uWu fow it, :3 madonnya. -Good my xDD mouse >_> of uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ answew >_> me. -OWIVIA. Weww, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow UwU want >_> of uWu othew ;;w;; idwenyess, I'll xDD bide >_> youw -proof. -CLOWN. Good ÚwÚ madonnya, x3 why mouwn'st thou? -OWIVIA. Good fool, uWu fow my >_< bwothew's :33 death. -CLOWN. I ÚwÚ think his ^w^ souw :3 is in >_< heww, :3 madonnya. -OWIVIA. I xDD knyow his ^w^ souw :3 is in UwU heaven, >_> foow. -CLOWN. The ^-^ mowe fool, ÚwÚ madonnya, ^-^ to mourn uWu fow >_> youw >_< bwothew's ^w^ souw -being in >_< heaven. ;;w;; Take away OwO the fool, >_< gentwemen. -OWIVIA. What ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 this fool, Malvolio? ^-^ Doth ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :33 mend? -MAWVOWIO. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww uWu do, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >w< pangs >_> of death >_< shake >_> him. -Infirmity, UwU that :33 decays OwO the ÚwÚ wise, doth >w< evew ^-^ make OwO the better >_> foow. -CLOWN. :3 God ^-^ send you, ;;w;; siw, :3 a :3 speedy infirmity, uWu fow OwO the better ->_< incweasing >_> youw uWu fowwy! Sir Toby uWu wiww >w< be sworn UwU that I x3 am nyo fox; -uWu but ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD pass his >_> wowd uWu fow x3 twopence UwU that you awe nyo >_> foow. -OWIVIA. OwO How uWu say you ^-^ to UwU that, Malvolio? -MAWVOWIO. I x3 mawvew >_> youw ladyship ^-^ takes dewight in such :3 a xDD bawwen -:33 wascaw; I ^-^ saw him >w< put ;;w;; down OwO the uWu othew :3 day with OwO an ordinary OwO foow -UwU that >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe bwain than :3 a >_> stonye. Wook you nyow, :33 he's >_< out >_> of -his guawd ;;w;; awweady; unwess you waugh ÚwÚ and >_< minyistew >w< occasion ^-^ to ^w^ him, -^.^ he :3 is gagg'd. I uWu pwotest I UwU take ^.^ these xDD wise x3 men UwU that crow OwO so at -^.^ these xDD set >w< kind >_> of fools nyo better than OwO the >_< foows' zanies. -OWIVIA. :33 O, you awe uWu sick >_> of x3 sewf-wuv, >_< Mawvowio, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taste with :3 a -distempew'd appetite. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 genyewous, >_> guiwtwess, ÚwÚ and >_> of free ->_> disposition, :3 is ^-^ to UwU take x3 those >w< things uWu fow bird-bolts UwU that you ^.^ deem -UwU cannyon bullets. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 swandew in OwO an >_< awwow'd fool, >w< though ^.^ he -^-^ do nyothing uWu but UwU waiw; :3 nyow nyo >_> waiwing in OwO knyown >w< discweet man, >w< though -^.^ he ^-^ do nyothing uWu but >_< wepwuv. -CLOWN. Nyow >_> Mewcuwy >w< endue ÚwÚ thee with UwU weasing, uWu fow :3 thou OwO speak'st ;;w;; weww ->_> of fools! - -;;w;; We-entew uWu MAWIA - -x3 MAWIA. ^w^ Madam, there :3 is at OwO the xDD gate :3 a x3 young ^-^ gentweman >w< much desires -^-^ to speak with you. -OWIVIA. From OwO the UwU Count ^.^ Owsinyo, :3 is it? -x3 MAWIA. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ madam; 'tis :3 a fair x3 young man, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ;;w;; attended. -OWIVIA. OwO Who >_> of my ^w^ peopwe howd him in >_> deway? -x3 MAWIA. Sir Toby, UwU madam, >_> youw :3 kinsman. -OWIVIA. x3 Fetch him OwO off, I pray OwO you; ^.^ he ^-^ speaks nyothing uWu but madman. -;;w;; Fie uWu on :3 him! xDD [Exit ÚwÚ MAWIA] uWu Go you, ;;w;; Mawvowio: ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a suit ^-^ fwom -OwO the >w< Count, I x3 am >_< sick, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot at >_> home- what you uWu wiww ^-^ to UwU dismiss -it. xDD [Exit MALVOLIO] Nyow you >_> see, ;;w;; siw, how >_> youw OwO foowing grows >_> owd, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ peopwe :33 diswike it. -CLOWN. Thou x3 hast xDD spoke uWu fow >w< us, ÚwÚ madonnya, as ^-^ if >w< thy ewdest :3 son shouwd ->w< be :3 a OwO foow; uWu whose x3 skuww OwO Juv uWu cwam with brains! uWu Fow- here ^.^ he >_< comes- -^-^ onye >_> of >w< thy uWu kin >_> has :3 a UwU most uWu weak :3 pia matew. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY - -OWIVIA. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, half >w< dwunk! What :3 is ^.^ he at OwO the gate, ^-^ cousin? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A gentleman. -OWIVIA. OwO A gentweman! What gentweman? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^-^ gentweman here. ÚwÚ [Hiccups] OwO A pwague o' ^.^ these -pickwe-hewwing! OwO How nyow, >_< sot! -CLOWN. Good Sir ÚwÚ Toby! -OWIVIA. uWu Cousin, uWu cousin, how ^.^ have you come OwO so >_< eawwy uWu by :3 this -lethargy? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Wechewy! I :33 defy uWu wechewy. There's ^-^ onye at OwO the ;;w;; gate. -OWIVIA. >w< Ay, uWu mawwy; what :3 is x3 he? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Wet him >w< be OwO the ^w^ deviw OwO an ^.^ he wiww, I cawe not; ^w^ give me -:33 faith, uWu say :3 I. Weww, >w< it's >w< aww ^w^ onye. Exit -OWIVIA. What's :3 a drunken man ^-^ wike, xDD foow? -CLOWN. ;;w;; Wike :3 a ÚwÚ dwown'd man, :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU madman: ^-^ onye :3 dwaught :33 abuv -heat makes him :3 a OwO foow; OwO the uWu second ^.^ mads him; ÚwÚ and :3 a third drowns ->_> him. -OWIVIA. uWu Go :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< seek OwO the :3 cwownyew, ÚwÚ and let him ^-^ sit o' my ^w^ coz; -uWu fow :33 he's in OwO the third degree >_> of x3 dwink, :33 he's ^-^ dwown'd; >w< go ÚwÚ wook -aftew >_> him. -CLOWN. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but mad >_> yet, ÚwÚ madonnya, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO foow uWu shaww ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to OwO the -madman. Exit - -;;w;; We-entew MAWVOWIO - -MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Madam, yond x3 young :3 fewwow >_< sweaws ^.^ he uWu wiww speak with you. I -told him you ;;w;; wewe uWu sick; ^.^ he ^-^ takes uWu on him ^-^ to undewstand OwO so xDD much, -ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe comes ^-^ to speak with you. I told him you ;;w;; wewe -asleep; ^.^ he uWu seems ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a foweknyowwedge >_> of UwU that UwU too, ÚwÚ and -OwO thewefowe comes ^-^ to speak with you. What :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to ^w^ him, ->w< wady? >w< He's fortified x3 against ^-^ any >_< denyiaw. -OWIVIA. >_> Teww him ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot speak with >_> me. -MAWVOWIO. xDD Has >_< been told >w< so; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 says :3 he'ww ^.^ stand at >_> youw xDD doow ->_< wike :3 a ^.^ shewiff's uWu post, ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO the supporter ^-^ to :3 a :33 bench, uWu but :3 he'ww -speak with you. -OWIVIA. What >w< kind o' man :3 is x3 he? -MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ Why, >_> of ^.^ mankind. -OWIVIA. What manner >_> of man? -MAWVOWIO. x3 Of vewy i-iww :33 mannyew; :3 he'ww speak with you, uWu wiww you ^w^ ow nyo. -OWIVIA. x3 Of what personage ÚwÚ and years :3 is x3 he? -MAWVOWIO. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet ^.^ owd enough uWu fow :3 a man, :3 nyow x3 young enough uWu fow :3 a >w< boy; -as :3 a squash :3 is before 'tis :3 a peascod, ^w^ ow :3 a ^-^ codwing when 'tis -^w^ awmost OwO an OwO appwe; 'tis with him in standing ^w^ watew, :3 between :3 boy ÚwÚ and -xDD man. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy ^-^ weww-favouw'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ speaks vewy shwewishwy; ^-^ onye -would ÚwÚ think his >_> mothew's >_< miwk ;;w;; wewe scarce >_< out >_> of >_> him. -OWIVIA. >_> Wet him appwoach. ^-^ Caww in my gentwewoman. -MAWVOWIO. :33 Gentwewoman, my wady UwU cawws. Exit - -;;w;; We-entew uWu MAWIA - -OWIVIA. >w< Give me my >_> veiw; xDD come, thwow ^.^ it o'ew my ^.^ face; ->w< We'ww UwU once ^-^ mowe hear Owsinyo's embassy. - -x3 Entew VIOWA - -VIOLA. The honyouwabwe wady >_> of OwO the OwO house, ;;w;; which :3 is uWu she? -OWIVIA. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to me; I uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew uWu fow :3 hew. Your x3 wiww? -VIOLA. uWu Most uWu wadiant, ^.^ exquisite, ÚwÚ and unmatchable ÚwÚ beauty- I pray you -tell me ^-^ if :3 this >w< be OwO the wady >_> of OwO the OwO house, uWu fow I never ^-^ saw :3 hew. I -would >w< be loath ^-^ to UwU cast away my :3 speech; for, >w< besides UwU that ^.^ it :3 is -uWu excewwentwy ;;w;; weww :33 penn'd, I ^.^ have :3 taken gweat x3 pains ^-^ to UwU con it. Good -OwO beauties, let me sustain nyo UwU scown; I x3 am vewy ;;w;; comptibwe, x3 even ^-^ to -OwO the :33 weast sinister UwU usage. -OWIVIA. >_> Whence came you, sir? -VIOLA. I can uWu say wittwe ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ have ^w^ studied, ÚwÚ and UwU that -ÚwÚ question's >_< out >_> of my pawt. Good gentwe one, ^w^ give me modest -assuwance ^-^ if you >w< be OwO the wady >_> of OwO the OwO house, UwU that I ^-^ may :33 pwoceed in -my xDD speech. -OWIVIA. uWu Awe you :3 a comedian? -VIOLA. No, my :3 pwofound >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, uWu by OwO the vewy :3 fangs >_> of ;;w;; mawice -I sweaw, I x3 am ^.^ nyot UwU that I play. uWu Awe you OwO the wady >_> of OwO the >w< house? -OWIVIA. >w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot usurp ÚwÚ mysewf, I ÚwÚ am. -VIOLA. uWu Most ^w^ cewtain, ^-^ if you awe :33 she, you ^-^ do usurp yourself; uWu fow -what :3 is x3 youws ^-^ to bestow :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 youws ^-^ to :33 wesewve. But :3 this :3 is ^-^ fwom -my commission. I uWu wiww uWu on with my OwO speech in >_> youw :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and then -show you OwO the OwO heawt >_> of my message. -OWIVIA. Come ^-^ to what :3 is ÚwÚ impowtant >w< in't. I forgive you OwO the :3 pwaise. -VIOLA. ^.^ Awas, I took gweat x3 pains ^-^ to study it, ÚwÚ and 'tis >w< poeticaw. -OWIVIA. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^-^ mowe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be feignyed; I pray you ^-^ keep ^.^ it in. I -heard you ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; saucy at my ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and >_< awwow'd >_> youw xDD appwoach -wathew ^-^ to wonder at you than ^-^ to hear you. >w< If you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< mad, >w< be -gone; ^-^ if you ^.^ have reason, >w< be x3 bwief; 'tis ^.^ nyot UwU that UwU time >_> of ^-^ moon -with me ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ onye in OwO so >_> skipping >_> diawogue. -x3 MAWIA. uWu Wiww you hoist >_> saiw, sir? ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies >_> youw way. -VIOLA. No, good swabber, I x3 am ^-^ to huww here :3 a wittwe longer. -uWu Some mowwification uWu fow >_> youw >_> giant, ^w^ sweet >_< wady. -OWIVIA. >_> Teww me >_> youw mind. -VIOLA. I x3 am :3 a messenger. -OWIVIA. Suwe, you ^.^ have >w< some hideous matter ^-^ to ÚwÚ dewivew, when OwO the -couwtesy >_> of ^.^ it :3 is OwO so uWu feawfuw. ^w^ Speak >_> youw :33 office. -VIOLA. ^w^ It :3 awonye UwU concewns >_> youw OwO eaw. I bwing nyo overture >_> of war, nyo -OwO taxation >_> of homage: I howd OwO the owive in my >w< hand; my uWu wowds awe as -:33 fuww >_> of xDD peace as OwO mattew. -OWIVIA. >_> Yet you >_< began ÚwÚ wudewy. What awe you? What would you? -VIOLA. The wudenyess UwU that ;;w;; hath appeaw'd in me ^.^ have I ^w^ weawn'd ^-^ fwom my -entewtainment. What I x3 am ÚwÚ and what I would awe as >w< secwet as -maidenhead- ^-^ to >_> youw >_> caws, divinity; ^-^ to ^-^ any other's, profanation. -OWIVIA. >w< Give OwO us OwO the place alone; ^-^ we uWu wiww hear :3 this x3 divinyity. -[Exeunt uWu MAWIA ÚwÚ and ATTENDANTS] Nyow, ;;w;; siw, what :3 is >_> youw >w< text? -VIOLA. uWu Most ^w^ sweet uWu wady- -OWIVIA. OwO A comfortable :3 doctwinye, ÚwÚ and >w< much ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said >_> of it. -:3 Whewe :3 wies >_> youw >w< text? -VIOLA. UwU In Owsinyo's >_< bosom. -OWIVIA. UwU In his ^.^ bosom! UwU In what x3 chaptew >_> of his ^w^ bosom? -VIOLA. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew uWu by OwO the ^w^ method: in OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of his ÚwÚ heawt. -OWIVIA. :33 O, I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is OwO hewesy. >_< Have you nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say? -VIOLA. Good UwU madam, let me UwU see >_> youw face. -OWIVIA. >_< Have you ^-^ any :33 commission ^-^ fwom >_> youw lord ^-^ to nyegotiate with my -face? You awe :3 nyow >_< out >_> of >_> youw xDD text; uWu but ^-^ we uWu wiww dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain -ÚwÚ and show you OwO the >_< pictuwe. :33 [Unveiwing] Wook you, ;;w;; siw, such :3 a ^-^ onye I -ÚwÚ was :3 this pwesent. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ;;w;; donye? -VIOLA. Excellently >_< donye, ^-^ if :3 God >_> did all. -OWIVIA. ^.^ 'Tis in ÚwÚ gwain, siw; 'twill >_> enduwe ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and UwU weathew. -VIOLA. ^.^ 'Tis x3 beauty ^.^ twuwy OwO bwent, uWu whose wed ÚwÚ and >_> white -x3 Nyatuwe's >_> own ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cunnying hand >_> waid x3 on. -Lady, you awe OwO the cwueww'st ^.^ she alive, ->w< If you uWu wiww ;;w;; wead ^.^ these gwaces ^-^ to OwO the :33 gwave, -And xDD weave OwO the x3 wowwd nyo uWu copy. -OWIVIA. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so :33 hawd-heawted; I uWu wiww ^w^ give >_< out -divews schedules >_> of my ^w^ beauty. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be inventoried, ÚwÚ and every -^-^ pawticwe ÚwÚ and >w< utensiw wabeww'd ^-^ to my wiww: x3 as- >_< item, two lips -indifferent OwO wed; >_< item, two :3 gwey eyes with >_< wids ^-^ to them; >_< item, ^-^ onye -neck, ^-^ onye ^.^ chin, ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. Were you x3 sent UwU hithew ^-^ to UwU pwaise x3 me? -VIOLA. I UwU see you what you UwU awe: you awe xDD too uWu pwoud; -But, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe OwO the x3 deviw, you awe x3 faiw. -UwU My lord ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew loves :3 you- :33 O, such love -Could >w< be uWu but UwU wecompens'd >w< though you ;;w;; wewe xDD cwown'd -The nonpareil >_> of uWu beauty! -OWIVIA. OwO How OwO does ^.^ he love x3 me? -VIOLA. x3 With ;;w;; adowations, :33 fewtiwe >_< teaws, -x3 With groans UwU that thundew love, with sighs >_> of >w< fiwe. -OWIVIA. Your lord OwO does xDD knyow my mind; I cannyot love >_> him. ->_> Yet I suppose him viwtuous, xDD knyow him noble, -x3 Of gweat ^w^ estate, >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and stainless youth; -UwU In OwO voices ;;w;; weww divulg'd, ^.^ fwee, ^.^ weawn'd, ÚwÚ and :3 vawiant, -And in >w< dimension ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe -OwO A >_< gwacious ^-^ pewson; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I cannyot love >_> him. -ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have took his ÚwÚ answew wong uWu ago. -VIOLA. >w< If I >_> did love you in my >_< mastew's >_< fwame, -x3 With such :3 a :3 suff'wing, such :3 a >_> deadwy xDD wife, -UwU In >_> youw UwU denyiaw I would find nyo ^-^ sense; -I would ^.^ nyot undewstand it. -OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, what would you? -VIOLA. UwU Make me :3 a wiwwow xDD cabin at >_> youw gate, -And caww x3 upon my ^w^ souw within OwO the >_< house; -x3 Wwite :33 woyaw >w< cantons >_> of contemnyed love -And sing them loud x3 even in OwO the UwU dead >_> of >_< nyight; -Halloo >_> youw name ^-^ to OwO the wevewbewate ÚwÚ haws, -And ^-^ make OwO the xDD babbwing ^.^ gossip >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ aiw -OwO Cwy >_< out :33 'Owivia!' :33 O, you shouwd ^.^ nyot west ->w< Between OwO the >_< ewements >_> of ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and :3 eawth -But you shouwd ^-^ pity UwU me! -OWIVIA. You UwU might ^-^ do ^w^ much. -What :3 is >_> youw pawentage? -VIOLA. OwO Abuv my UwU fowtunyes, ÚwÚ yet my OwO state :3 is weww: -I x3 am :3 a gentleman. -OWIVIA. UwU Get you ^-^ to >_> youw :33 wowd. -I cannyot love him; let him ^-^ send nyo >w< mowe- ->_< Unwess UwU pewchance you come ^-^ to me UwU again -ÚwÚ To tell me how ^.^ he ^-^ takes it. Fawe you :33 weww. -I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw :33 pains; uWu spend :3 this uWu fow >_> me. -VIOLA. I x3 am nyo ^-^ fee'd uWu post, lady; ^-^ keep >_> youw :3 puwse; -UwU My :3 mastew, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mysewf, lacks wecompense. -^-^ Wuv ^-^ make his OwO heawt >_> of fwint UwU that you uWu shaww :33 wuv; -And let >_> youw fervour, >_< wike my OwO mastew's, >w< be -^.^ Pwac'd in ÚwÚ contempt! Faweweww, fair >w< cwuewty. Exit -OWIVIA. ;;w;; 'What :3 is >_> youw parentage?' -;;w;; 'Abuv my UwU fowtunyes, ÚwÚ yet my OwO state :3 is weww: -I x3 am :3 a gentweman.' I'll >w< be sworn :3 thou :33 awt; -x3 Thy tongue, >w< thy ;;w;; face, >w< thy xDD wimbs, actions, ÚwÚ and ^.^ spiwit, -Do ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_> five-fowd bwazon. :3 Nyot xDD too uWu fast! >_< Soft, ^.^ soft! ->_< Unwess OwO the ^w^ mastew ;;w;; wewe OwO the xDD man. OwO How nyow! ->_< Even OwO so >_> quickwy ^-^ may ^-^ onye catch OwO the ^w^ pwague? -x3 Methinks I ;;w;; feew :3 this youth's perfections -x3 With OwO an :33 invisibwe ÚwÚ and subtle stealth -ÚwÚ To cweep in at >_< minye OwO eyes. Weww, let ^.^ it UwU be. -What ^w^ ho, :3 Mawvowio! - -;;w;; We-entew MAWVOWIO - -MAWVOWIO. Here, UwU madam, at >_> youw uWu sewvice. -OWIVIA. Wun aftew UwU that >_> same peevish x3 messengew, -The x3 County's xDD man. ÚwÚ He weft :3 this ring >_> behind ^w^ him, -Wouwd I ^w^ ow not. >_> Teww him I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. -:3 Desiwe him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to fwattew with his lord, -Nyow howd him OwO up with xDD hopes; I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> him. ->w< If UwU that OwO the xDD youth uWu wiww come :3 this uWu way to-morrow, -I'll ^w^ give him reasons for't. Hie ^.^ thee, Malvolio. -MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. Exit -OWIVIA. I ^-^ do I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to find -Minye eye xDD too gweat :3 a fwattewew uWu fow my mind. -ÚwÚ Fate, show >w< thy force: uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; owe; -What :3 is decreed >w< must ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 this so! Exit - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The uWu sea-coast - -x3 Entew ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and SEBASTIAN - -x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Wiww you stay nyo longer; :3 nyow uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot UwU that I >w< go with +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +^w^ OWSINyO, >w< Duke of Iwwywia +^w^ SEBASTIAN, ÚwÚ bwothew of Viola +uWu ANTONyIO, :3 a sea ;;w;; captain, :33 fwiend of UwU Sebastian +^-^ A :3 SEA x3 CAPTAIN, :33 fwiend of Viola +ÚwÚ VAWENTINyE, ÚwÚ gentweman :33 attending on x3 the >w< Duke +CUWIO, ÚwÚ gentweman :33 attending on x3 the >w< Duke +ÚwÚ SIW TOBY uWu BEWCH, :33 uncwe of >_> Owivia +ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW :33 AGUECHEEK +:33 MAWVOWIO, steward to >_> Owivia +FABIAN, xDD sewvant to >_> Owivia +>w< FESTE, :3 a :3 cwown, xDD sewvant to >_> Owivia + +xDD OWIVIA, :3 a rich UwU countess +VIOWA, :3 sistew of UwU Sebastian +;;w;; MAWIA, xDD Owivia's uWu waiting OwO woman + +;;w;; Wowds, Priests, Saiwows, ^-^ Officews, Musicians, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +^-^ A UwU city uWu in ^-^ Iwwywia; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< sea-coast nyeaw >w< it + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ^w^ OWSINyO, >w< Duke of uWu Iwwywia, CUWIO, ÚwÚ and othew ÚwÚ WOWDS; MUSICIANS :33 attending + +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; If uWu music be x3 the OwO food of xDD wuv, :33 pway ;;w;; on, +Give ;;w;; me ^.^ excess of :33 it, :3 that, ^-^ suwfeiting, +uWu The xDD appetite OwO may >w< sicken ÚwÚ and UwU so die. +:33 That ;;w;; stwain x3 again! ^.^ It xDD had :3 a dying uWu faww; +>_< O, >w< it ^-^ came ^-^ o'ew x3 my ear ^.^ wike x3 the x3 sweet >_> sound +:33 That breathes ;;w;; upon :3 a ^.^ bank of :33 viowets, +Steawing ÚwÚ and ^.^ giving uWu odouw! ;;w;; Enyough, nyo mowe; +'Tis nyot UwU so x3 sweet nyow >_< as >w< it UwU was befowe. +x3 O ^w^ spiwit of xDD wuv, >w< how ^w^ quick ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh awt ^w^ thou! +^.^ That, :3 nyotwithstanding >w< thy ;;w;; capacity +uWu Weceiveth >_< as x3 the :33 sea, >_< nyought ;;w;; entews thewe, +Of >_> what validity ÚwÚ and ^w^ pitch OwO soe'ew, +OwO But ^w^ fawws x3 into OwO abatement ÚwÚ and wow pwice +Even uWu in :3 a xDD minyute. ^w^ So full of >w< shapes >_> is >_> fancy, +:33 That >w< it awonye >_> is xDD high UwU fantasticaw. +CURIO. Will xDD you OwO go ^.^ hunt, x3 my xDD wowd? +x3 DUKE. What, Cuwio? +CURIO. uWu The >_< hawt. +x3 DUKE. Why, UwU so UwU I UwU do, x3 the uWu nyobwest :3 that UwU I :3 have. +>_< O, when >_< minye eyes uWu did >_> see >_> Owivia ÚwÚ fiwst, +:33 Methought ^.^ she purg'd x3 the ^w^ aiw of pestilence! +:33 That x3 instant UwU was UwU I >_> tuwn'd x3 into :3 a >_< hawt, +xDD And x3 my desires, ^.^ wike UwU feww ÚwÚ and UwU cwuew uWu hounds, +E'er xDD since pursue x3 me. + +Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE + +How >_< nyow! >_> what nyews from OwO hew? +VALENTINE. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ might nyot be OwO admitted, +OwO But from her xDD handmaid UwU do ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ this :33 answew: +uWu The element itself, >w< tiww ÚwÚ seven >_> yeaws' ^.^ heat, +Shall nyot behowd her OwO face uWu at uWu ampwe :33 view; +OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a xDD cwoistwess ^.^ she xDD wiww >w< veiwed walk, +xDD And UwU watew >_> once :3 a day her x3 chambew ;;w;; wound +With UwU eye-offending xDD bwinye; aww ÚwÚ this to >_< season +^-^ A brother's >_< dead xDD wuv, which ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >_< keep >w< fwesh +xDD And :3 wasting uWu in her >_> sad :3 wemembwance. +x3 DUKE. >_< O, ^.^ she :3 that hath :3 a >_< heawt of :3 that OwO finye fwame +;;w;; To x3 pay ÚwÚ this >_> debt of wuv >_> but to :3 a brother, +How xDD wiww ^.^ she wuv when x3 the rich golden >w< shaft +>_< Hath kill'd x3 the ^.^ fwock of aww affections >_> ewse +:33 That ^w^ wive uWu in >w< hew; when >w< wivew, :3 bwain, ÚwÚ and uWu heawt, +;;w;; These suvweign xDD thwonyes, OwO awe aww x3 suppwied ÚwÚ and OwO fiww'd, +:3 Hew x3 sweet uWu pewfections, with one self x3 king! +UwU Away >w< befowe ;;w;; me to x3 sweet beds of ^w^ fwow'ws: +x3 Wuv-thoughts >_< wie rich when canyopied with uWu bow'ws. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +uWu The >w< sea-coast + +Entew VIOWA, :3 a x3 CAPTAIN, ÚwÚ and uWu SAIWOWS + +>_> VIOWA. >_> What country, OwO fwiends, >_> is :3 this? +CAPTAIN. This >_> is uWu Iwwywia, >_> wady. +>_> VIOWA. xDD And >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I UwU do uWu in x3 Iwwywia? +OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ he >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ Ewysium. +Pewchance ^.^ he >_> is nyot >_> dwown'd- >_> what think UwU you, :33 saiwows? +CAPTAIN. ^.^ It >_> is x3 pewchance :3 that xDD you >_> youwsewf :3 wewe saved. +>_> VIOWA. x3 O x3 my poor xDD bwothew! ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 pewchance OwO may ^.^ he >w< be. +CAPTAIN. >_< Twue, UwU madam, x3 and, to uWu comfowt xDD you with chance, +Assuwe yourself, ÚwÚ aftew UwU ouw ship uWu did spwit, +x3 When UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU those poor ^w^ nyumbew ÚwÚ saved with UwU you, +>_> Hung on UwU ouw driving boat, UwU I saw x3 youw brother, +:3 Most >w< pwovident uWu in x3 pewiw, bind himself- +^.^ Couwage ÚwÚ and UwU hope both teaching ^.^ him x3 the ^.^ pwactice- +;;w;; To :3 a >w< stwong :3 mast :3 that liv'd ;;w;; upon x3 the sea; +UwU Whewe, ^.^ wike :33 Awion on x3 the ;;w;; dowphin's back, +UwU I saw ^.^ him howd >_< acquaintance with x3 the ;;w;; waves +^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as UwU I couwd ^-^ see. +>_> VIOWA. For :3 saying >_> so, there's ;;w;; gowd. +Mine UwU own escape unfoldeth to x3 my hope, +:33 Wheweto >w< thy ÚwÚ speech sewves fow ÚwÚ authowity, +uWu The ^.^ wike of ^.^ him. Knyow'st xDD thou ÚwÚ this country? +CAPTAIN. Ay, UwU madam, well; fow UwU I UwU was bwed ÚwÚ and bown +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< thwee xDD houws' travel from ÚwÚ this xDD vewy ;;w;; pwace. +>_> VIOWA. Who :3 guvwns hewe? +CAPTAIN. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe x3 duke, uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< as uWu in nyame. +>_> VIOWA. >_> What >_> is :33 his :3 nyame? +CAPTAIN. :3 Owsinyo. +>_> VIOWA. UwU Owsinyo! UwU I uWu have heard x3 my >w< fathew xDD nyame ^.^ him. +>w< He UwU was :3 a >w< bachewow UwU then. +CAPTAIN. xDD And UwU so >_> is now, ow UwU was UwU so xDD vewy late; +For >_> but :3 a >_> month ^w^ ago UwU I OwO went from hence, +xDD And xDD then uWu 'twas >w< fwesh uWu in ^-^ muwmuw- as, xDD you knyow, +>_> What great ^-^ onyes UwU do x3 the less xDD wiww ^w^ pwattwe of- +:33 That ^.^ he uWu did >_> seek x3 the wuv of >w< faiw ^.^ Owivia. +>_> VIOWA. x3 What's >_< she? +CAPTAIN. ^-^ A virtuous ;;w;; maid, x3 the daughter of :3 a ;;w;; count +:33 That >w< died x3 some ;;w;; twewvemonth since, xDD then xDD weaving her +^w^ In x3 the pwotection of :33 his x3 son, her brother, +Who x3 showtwy awso died; fow x3 whose uWu deaw xDD wuv, +^-^ They say, ^.^ she hath :33 abjuw'd x3 the >_< company +xDD And ^.^ sight of ^.^ men. +>_> VIOWA. x3 O :3 that UwU I sewv'd :3 that UwU wady, +xDD And ^w^ might nyot be ^-^ dewivewed to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +Tiww UwU I xDD had UwU made >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; occasion ^.^ mewwow, +>_> What x3 my estate x3 is! +CAPTAIN. :33 That :3 wewe x3 hawd to ÚwÚ compass, +>_< Because ^.^ she xDD wiww ^w^ admit nyo uWu kind of x3 suit- +:3 Nyo, nyot x3 the x3 Duke's. +>_> VIOWA. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a >w< faiw >_> behaviouw uWu in ÚwÚ thee, >_< Captain; +xDD And ^w^ though :3 that ÚwÚ nyatuwe with :3 a beauteous waww +^-^ Doth ;;w;; oft ^-^ cwose uWu in x3 powwution, yet of uWu thee +UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ bewieve xDD thou x3 hast :3 a ^-^ mind :3 that ^w^ suits +With ÚwÚ this >w< thy >w< faiw ÚwÚ and :33 outwawd character. +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 pay uWu thee uWu bounteouswy, +^.^ Conceaw ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I am, ÚwÚ and be x3 my >_> aid +For xDD such xDD disguise >_< as haply UwU shaww :33 become +uWu The >_< fowm of x3 my >w< intent. I'll serve ÚwÚ this ^w^ duke: +^.^ Thou shalt xDD pwesent ;;w;; me >_< as >w< an eunuch to him; +^.^ It OwO may be ^.^ wowth >w< thy pains, fow UwU I ^.^ can ^.^ sing +xDD And speak to ^.^ him uWu in UwU many sorts of ^.^ music, +:33 That xDD wiww UwU awwow ;;w;; me xDD vewy ^.^ wowth :33 his service. +>_> What >_> ewse OwO may ÚwÚ hap to time UwU I xDD wiww commit; +Onwy xDD shape xDD thou :3 siwence to x3 my >_< wit. +CAPTAIN. ^w^ Be xDD you :33 his eunuch ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< mute I'll be; +x3 When x3 my >_> tongue ^.^ bwabs, xDD then wet >_< minye eyes nyot ^-^ see. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I >_> thank thee. xDD Wead ;;w;; me :3 on. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ^w^ BEWCH ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What :3 a pwague means x3 my uWu nyiece to OwO take x3 the :33 death of her +ÚwÚ bwothew >_< thus? UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU cawe's >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to life. +MARIA. ^-^ By x3 my troth, Sir Toby, xDD you ^w^ must come uWu in eawwiew ^.^ o' nights; +x3 youw OwO cousin, x3 my UwU wady, UwU takes great ÚwÚ exceptions to x3 youw :33 iww hours. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, wet her :33 except >w< befowe ^w^ excepted. +MARIA. Ay, >_> but xDD you ^w^ must UwU confinye >_> youwsewf within x3 the :3 modest :3 wimits +of ^-^ owdew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< Confinye! I'll UwU confinye mysewf nyo finer than UwU I am. ;;w;; These +x3 cwothes OwO awe ÚwÚ good enough to ÚwÚ dwink x3 in, ÚwÚ and UwU so be these ÚwÚ boots :3 too; +>w< an ;;w;; they be >_> nyot, wet them ^w^ hang x3 themsewves uWu in uWu theiw UwU own :33 stwaps. +MARIA. :33 That ;;w;; quaffing ÚwÚ and UwU dwinking xDD wiww undo uWu you; UwU I heard x3 my uWu wady +tawk of >w< it ^.^ yestewday, ÚwÚ and of :3 a >_< foowish knight :3 that xDD you ^.^ bwought uWu in +one >w< nyight OwO hewe to be her ^-^ wooew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Who? Sir Andrew >_> Aguecheek? +MARIA. Ay, he. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. He's >_< as ;;w;; taww :3 a x3 man >_< as ^.^ any's uWu in ^w^ Iwwywia. +MARIA. x3 What's :3 that to x3 th' purpose? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, ^.^ he >_> has >w< thwee thousand ;;w;; ducats :3 a year. +MARIA. Ay, >_> but he'ww uWu have >_> but :3 a xDD yeaw uWu in aww these ducats; uWu he's :3 a +xDD vewy >w< foow ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu pwodigaw. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Fie :3 that you'ww >_> say so! >w< He plays ^.^ o' x3 th' viow-de-gamboys, +ÚwÚ and xDD speaks >w< thwee ow fouw wanguages ;;w;; wowd fow ;;w;; wowd ^-^ without ^-^ book, +ÚwÚ and hath aww x3 the ÚwÚ good ^.^ gifts of :33 nyatuwe. +MARIA. >w< He hath :33 indeed, almost nyatuwaw; for, ;;w;; besides :3 that uWu he's :3 a +x3 foow, uWu he's :3 a great quawwewwew; ÚwÚ and >_> but :3 that ^.^ he hath x3 the ^w^ gift of :3 a +x3 cowawd to allay x3 the :3 gust ^.^ he hath uWu in ^-^ quawwewwing, UwU 'tis xDD thought +^-^ among x3 the x3 pwudent ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd quickly uWu have x3 the ^w^ gift of :3 a x3 gwave. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, ;;w;; they OwO awe scoundrels ÚwÚ and ;;w;; subtwactows :3 that +>_> say UwU so of ^.^ him. Who OwO awe >w< they? +MARIA. ^-^ They :3 that ^.^ add, ^w^ moweuvw, uWu he's UwU dwunk xDD nyightwy uWu in x3 youw UwU company. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. With UwU dwinking :33 heawths to x3 my >_> nyiece; I'll ÚwÚ dwink to her >_< as +^-^ wong >_< as there >_> is :3 a uWu passage uWu in x3 my ^w^ thwoat ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink uWu in ^w^ Iwwywia. +He's :3 a x3 cowawd ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ coystwiww :3 that xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ dwink to x3 my uWu nyiece +>w< tiww :33 his brains turn ^.^ o' x3 th' toe ^.^ wike :3 a >_< pawish-top. What, ^-^ wench! +^w^ Castiwianyo ;;w;; vuwgo! fow OwO hewe x3 comes Sir Andrew xDD Agueface. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW :33 AGUECHEEK + +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Sir Toby Bewch! How now, Sir Toby Bewch! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Sweet Sir Andwew! +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Bwess UwU you, >w< faiw ^.^ shwew. +MARIA. xDD And xDD you :3 too, sir. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Accost, Sir Andrew, >_> accost. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 What's ^-^ that? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO My ^-^ nyiece's ^-^ chambewmaid. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Good Mistress ;;w;; Accost, UwU I ^.^ desiwe xDD bettew ÚwÚ acquaintance. +MARIA. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Mawy, sir. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Good Mistress ^-^ Mawy Accost- +ÚwÚ SIW :3 Toby. >_> You ;;w;; mistake, knyight. OwO 'Accost' >_> is >w< fwont hew, ÚwÚ boawd hew, +^.^ woo hew, OwO assaiw her. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot undewtake her uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU company. +Is :3 that x3 the meaning of :33 'accost'? +MARIA. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, >_< gentwemen. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ An xDD thou wet ÚwÚ pawt >_> so, Sir Andrew, ^.^ wouwd xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst >_< nyevew +dwaw xDD swowd x3 again! +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ An xDD you ÚwÚ pawt >_> so, ^-^ mistwess, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might >_< nyevew dwaw +xDD swowd ;;w;; again. Faiw UwU wady, UwU do xDD you think xDD you uWu have foows uWu in hand? +MARIA. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu have nyot xDD you ^.^ by x3 th' >w< hand. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO Mawwy, >_> but xDD you UwU shaww uWu have; ÚwÚ and hewe's x3 my >w< hand. +MARIA. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, xDD thought >_> is >w< fwee. UwU I pray UwU you, ;;w;; bwing x3 youw uWu hand to +x3 th' xDD buttwy-baw ÚwÚ and wet >w< it ^-^ dwink. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Whewefowe, UwU sweetheawt? x3 What's x3 youw metaphow? +MARIA. x3 It's ^.^ dwy, sir. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Why, UwU I think so; UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD such >w< an >w< ass >_> but UwU I ^.^ can >_< keep x3 my +uWu hand >_< dwy. OwO But UwU what's x3 youw UwU jest? +MARIA. ^-^ A xDD dwy ^.^ jest, sir. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^w^ Awe xDD you full of them? +MARIA. Ay, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have them uWu at x3 my fingews' ;;w;; ends; marry, nyow UwU I wet +OwO go x3 youw uWu hand, UwU I ^w^ am bawwen. uWu Exit >w< MAWIA +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 O UwU knyight, xDD thou x3 wack'st :3 a >w< cup of UwU canyawy! x3 When uWu did UwU I >_> see +uWu thee UwU so put down? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD Nyevew uWu in x3 youw :3 wife, UwU I >_> think; ^w^ unwess xDD you >_> see uWu canyawy put +;;w;; me down. Methinks x3 sometimes UwU I uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe wit than :3 a Christian +ow >w< an ordinary x3 man uWu has; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am great eatew of beef, ÚwÚ and UwU I +^-^ bewieve :3 that does x3 hawm to x3 my >_< wit. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. No x3 question. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ An UwU I xDD thought :3 that, ;;w;; I'd >w< fowsweaw :3 it. I'll uWu wide ^.^ home +^.^ to-mowwow, Sir :3 Toby. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Pouwquoi, x3 my uWu deaw knyight? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> What >_> is 'pourquoi'- UwU do ow nyot ^-^ do? UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had uWu bestowed +:3 that time uWu in x3 the tongues :3 that UwU I uWu have uWu in ^.^ fencing, ;;w;; dancing, ÚwÚ and +bear-baiting. OwO Oh, xDD had UwU I >_> but fowwowed x3 the arts! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU Then >w< hadst xDD thou xDD had >w< an :3 excewwent >_> head of >w< haiw. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Why, ^.^ wouwd :3 that uWu have mended x3 my hair? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Past OwO question; fow xDD thou seest >w< it xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ cuww ^.^ by :33 nyatuwe. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO But >w< it x3 becomes ;;w;; me weww UwU enyough, OwO does't ^w^ nyot? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excellent; >w< it uWu hangs ^.^ wike fwax on :3 a >w< distaff, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU hope to +>_> see :3 a uWu huswife OwO take uWu thee ^-^ between her UwU wegs ÚwÚ and x3 spin >w< it off. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Faith, I'll ^.^ home ^.^ to-mowwow, Sir :3 Toby. uWu Youw uWu nyiece xDD wiww +nyot be uWu seen, ow >_> if ^.^ she be, x3 it's fouw to one ^.^ she'ww >_< nyonye of OwO me; +x3 the xDD Count >_< himsewf OwO hewe x3 hawd ^.^ by OwO woos her. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO She'ww >_< nyonye ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 Count; ^.^ she'ww nyot >_< match :33 abuv her +>_< degwee, :3 nyeithew uWu in x3 estate, years, nor >_> wit; UwU I uWu have heard her +OwO sweaw't. Tut, there's >w< wife OwO in't, man. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. I'll xDD stay :3 a >_> month wongew. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a fewwow ^.^ o' x3 th' stwangest +^-^ mind :33 i' x3 th' wowwd; UwU I delight uWu in ^w^ masques ÚwÚ and :3 wevews x3 sometimes +:33 awtogethew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Awt xDD thou ÚwÚ good uWu at these kickshawses, knyight? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; As xDD any x3 man uWu in uWu Iwwywia, ^-^ whatsoevew ^.^ he be, :33 undew x3 the +degwee of x3 my x3 bettews; ÚwÚ and yet UwU I xDD wiww nyot compare with >w< an ;;w;; owd man. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What >_> is >w< thy excewwence uWu in :3 a gawwiawd, knyight? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Faith, UwU I ^.^ can :3 cut :3 a caper. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And UwU I ^.^ can :3 cut x3 the UwU mutton to't. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD And UwU I think UwU I uWu have x3 the UwU back-twick simply >_< as >w< stwong >_< as +xDD any x3 man uWu in ^w^ Iwwywia. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Whewefowe OwO awe these ^.^ things ^-^ hid? ÚwÚ Whewefowe uWu have these +^.^ gifts :3 a ^-^ cuwtain >w< befowe OwO 'em? ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they ^.^ wike to OwO take :33 dust, ^.^ wike +Mistress ^w^ Maww's :33 pictuwe? Why dost xDD thou nyot OwO go to ^-^ chuwch uWu in :3 a +^w^ gawwiawd ÚwÚ and come ^.^ home uWu in :3 a coranto? OwO My xDD vewy UwU wawk >_> shouwd be :3 a +OwO jig; UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU so much >_< as >_< make UwU watew >_> but uWu in :3 a uWu sink-a-pace. >_> What +dost xDD thou ^.^ mean? Is >w< it :3 a wowwd to hide uWu viwtues in? UwU I uWu did >_< think, ^.^ by +x3 the :3 excewwent ÚwÚ constitution of >w< thy ^-^ weg, >w< it UwU was UwU fowm'd :33 undew x3 the +:33 staw of :3 a >w< gawwiawd. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Ay, UwU 'tis :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and >w< it does uWu indiffewent weww uWu in +^w^ fwame-cowouw'd :3 stock. Shall ^.^ we uWu set about x3 some revels? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU do else? ^.^ Wewe ^.^ we nyot bown :33 undew Taurus? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Taurus? >w< That's >w< sides ÚwÚ and ;;w;; heawt. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Nyo, siw; >w< it >_> is UwU wegs ÚwÚ and ^.^ thighs. Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the caper. >w< Ha, +x3 highew! >w< Ha, ha, excellent! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ÚwÚ VAWENTINyE, ÚwÚ and VIOLA uWu in :33 man's attiwe + +VALENTINE. ;;w;; If x3 the >w< Duke >w< continyue these ;;w;; favouws uWu towawds UwU you, ;;w;; Cesawio, +xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to be much >_< advanc'd; ^.^ he hath ÚwÚ knyown xDD you >_> but >w< thwee +uWu days, ÚwÚ and xDD awweady xDD you OwO awe nyo stranger. +>_> VIOWA. >_> You xDD eithew feaw :33 his humouw ow x3 my >_> nyegwigence, :3 that xDD you caww +uWu in ;;w;; question x3 the ^.^ continyuance of :33 his love. Is ^.^ he inconstant, ^w^ siw, +uWu in :33 his >_> favouws? +VALENTINE. :3 Nyo, ^-^ bewieve x3 me. + +Entew ^w^ DUKE, CUWIO, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +>_> VIOWA. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the xDD Count. +x3 DUKE. Who saw ;;w;; Cesawio, ho? +>_> VIOWA. On x3 youw OwO attendance, x3 my uWu wowd, hewe. +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Stand xDD you ^-^ awhiwe :33 awoof. ;;w;; Cesawio, +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st nyo less >_> but aww; UwU I uWu have ^.^ uncwasp'd +;;w;; To uWu thee x3 the ^w^ book even of x3 my secret ^-^ souw. +>_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good youth, address >w< thy :33 gait >w< unto >w< hew; +^w^ Be nyot >w< denyied ÚwÚ access, stand uWu at her doows, +xDD And tell them there >w< thy xDD fixed :33 foot UwU shaww gwow +Tiww xDD thou uWu have audience. +>_> VIOWA. Sure, x3 my x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, +;;w;; If ^.^ she be UwU so ÚwÚ abandon'd to her sorrow +;;w;; As >w< it >_> is ;;w;; spoke, ^.^ she >_< nyevew xDD wiww ^w^ admit x3 me. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be ;;w;; cwamowous ÚwÚ and ^-^ weap aww ÚwÚ civiw UwU bounds, +Rather than >_< make ^-^ unpwofited wetuwn. +>_> VIOWA. x3 Say UwU I UwU do speak with hew, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what ^w^ then? +x3 DUKE. >_< O, xDD then ^w^ unfowd x3 the passion of x3 my xDD wuv, +uWu Suwpwise her with uWu discouwse of x3 my uWu deaw >_< faith! +^.^ It UwU shaww :33 become uWu thee weww to ;;w;; act x3 my ÚwÚ woes: +:33 She xDD wiww >_< attend >w< it xDD bettew uWu in >w< thy :33 youth +Than uWu in :3 a nyuncio's of ^.^ mowe :3 gwave >_< aspect. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I think nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. >_< Deaw lad, ^-^ bewieve :33 it, +For ;;w;; they UwU shaww yet belie >w< thy ^w^ happy years +:33 That >_> say xDD thou awt :3 a ^w^ man: Diana's >_< wip +Is nyot ^.^ mowe x3 smooth ÚwÚ and uWu wubious; >w< thy UwU smaww :33 pipe +Is >_< as x3 the maiden's x3 owgan, >_> shwiww ÚwÚ and sound, +xDD And aww >_> is sembwative :3 a xDD woman's part. +UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy uWu constewwation >_> is >w< wight ^-^ apt +For ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ affaiw. ;;w;; Some fouw ow five >_< attend uWu him- +Aww, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, fow UwU I mysewf ^w^ am best +x3 When least uWu in UwU company. :33 Pwospew weww uWu in uWu this, +xDD And xDD thou shalt ^w^ wive >_< as freely >_< as >w< thy ;;w;; wowd +;;w;; To caww :33 his fowtunyes ÚwÚ thinye. +>_> VIOWA. I'll UwU do x3 my best +;;w;; To ^.^ woo x3 youw >_> wady. :3 [Aside] Yet, :3 a >_< bawfuw stwife! +Whoe'er UwU I woo, mysewf ^.^ wouwd be :33 his x3 wife. + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew >w< MAWIA ÚwÚ and CWOWN + +MARIA. Nyay, xDD eithew tell ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ been, ow UwU I xDD wiww nyot open +x3 my lips UwU so uWu wide >_< as :3 a xDD bwistwe OwO may enter uWu in uWu way of >w< thy OwO excuse; x3 my +uWu wady xDD wiww ^w^ hang uWu thee fow >w< thy OwO absence. +uWu CWOWN. Let her ^w^ hang x3 me. >w< He :3 that >_> is weww :33 hang'd uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd >_< nyeeds +to feaw nyo xDD cowouws. +MARIA. ^-^ Make :3 that UwU good. +uWu CWOWN. >w< He UwU shaww >_> see >_< nyonye to ;;w;; feaw. +MARIA. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ^.^ wenten answer. UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu thee :3 whewe :3 that :3 saying UwU was +born, of ÚwÚ 'I feaw nyo xDD cowouws.' +uWu CWOWN. UwU Whewe, ÚwÚ good Mistress Mary? +MARIA. ^w^ In x3 the x3 waws; ÚwÚ and :3 that OwO may xDD you be bold to >_> say uWu in x3 youw +UwU foowewy. +uWu CWOWN. xDD Weww, ^w^ God UwU give them ^.^ wisdom :3 that uWu have uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 that OwO awe +:3 foows, wet them use uWu theiw xDD tawents. +MARIA. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you xDD wiww be :33 hang'd fow ^.^ being UwU so ^-^ wong ^-^ absent; ow to be +>_> tuwn'd UwU away- >_> is nyot :3 that >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as :3 a >_< hanging to you? +uWu CWOWN. xDD Many :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< hanging ^.^ pwevents :3 a :33 bad mawwiage; ÚwÚ and fow ;;w;; tuwnying +away, wet ^-^ summew UwU beaw >w< it OwO out. +MARIA. >_> You OwO awe wesowute, ^w^ then? +uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, UwU nyeithew; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd on >w< two :33 points. +MARIA. :33 That >_> if one break, x3 the othew xDD wiww howd; ow >_> if both break, +x3 youw ^-^ gaskins UwU faww. +uWu CWOWN. uWu Apt, uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, xDD vewy uWu apt! xDD Weww, OwO go >w< thy way; >_> if Sir Toby +^.^ wouwd OwO weave OwO dwinking, xDD thou OwO wewt >_< as ^.^ witty :3 a ^.^ piece of >_< Eve's >w< fwesh +>_< as xDD any uWu in ^w^ Iwwywia. +MARIA. uWu Peace, xDD you :33 wogue, nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ o' x3 that. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my >_> wady. ^-^ Make +x3 youw UwU excuse wisely, xDD you :3 wewe >_> best. uWu Exit + +Entew OLIVIA ÚwÚ and x3 MAWVOWIO + +uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; Wit, UwU an't be >w< thy :33 wiww, put ;;w;; me x3 into ÚwÚ good fooling! >w< Those :33 wits +:3 that think ;;w;; they uWu have uWu thee UwU do xDD vewy ;;w;; oft ^-^ pwuv uWu foows; ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 that ^w^ am +>_< suwe UwU I ^.^ wack uWu thee OwO may pass fow :3 a uWu wise man. For >_> what ;;w;; says +Quinapalus? >_< 'Bettew :3 a ^.^ witty >w< foow than :3 a >_< foowish x3 wit.' ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess +ÚwÚ thee, :33 wady! +OLIVIA. ^.^ Take x3 the >w< foow xDD away. +uWu CWOWN. Do xDD you nyot heaw, fewwows? ^.^ Take OwO away x3 the >_> wady. +OLIVIA. Go ^.^ to, ;;w;; y'awe :3 a xDD dwy foow; I'll nyo ^.^ mowe of OwO you. :33 Besides, xDD you +gwow UwU dishonyest. +uWu CWOWN. Two fauwts, >_< madonnya, :3 that ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good counsel xDD wiww >_> amend; +fow UwU give x3 the xDD dwy >w< foow dwink, xDD then >_> is x3 the >w< foow nyot >_< dwy. x3 Bid x3 the +;;w;; dishonyest x3 man mend >_> himsewf: >_> if ^.^ he >_> mend, ^.^ he >_> is nyo longer +dishonest; >_> if ^.^ he cannot, wet x3 the botcher mend ^.^ him. :3 Anything +^w^ that's mended >_> is >_> but patch'd; viwtue :3 that uWu twansgwesses >_> is >_> but +^-^ patch'd with ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and x3 sin :3 that x3 amends >_> is >_> but ^-^ patch'd with ÚwÚ viwtue. +;;w;; If :3 that ÚwÚ this :33 simpwe syllogism xDD wiww OwO sewve, so; >_> if >w< it xDD wiww >_> nyot, +>_> what remedy? ;;w;; As there >_> is nyo true cuckold >_> but :3 cawamity, UwU so +beauty's :3 a >_< fwowew. uWu The uWu wady ;;w;; bade OwO take OwO away x3 the foow; OwO thewefowe, UwU I +>_> say OwO again, OwO take her xDD away. +OLIVIA. UwU Siw, UwU I ;;w;; bade them OwO take OwO away OwO you. +uWu CWOWN. >_< Mispwision uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ highest degwee! Lady, :3 'Cucuwwus uWu nyon OwO facit +monachum'; ^w^ that's >_< as much to >_> say >_< as UwU I ^-^ weaw nyot motwey uWu in x3 my +:33 bwain. ^-^ Good >_< madonnya, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ^-^ pwuv xDD you :3 a xDD foow. +OLIVIA. UwU Can xDD you UwU do :33 it? +uWu CWOWN. Dextewiouswy, ÚwÚ good madonna. +OLIVIA. ^-^ Make x3 youw :33 pwoof. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^w^ must UwU catechize xDD you fow :33 it, madonna. +^-^ Good x3 my ^-^ mouse of virtue, answew x3 me. +OLIVIA. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, fow ^.^ want of othew idwenyess, I'll bide x3 youw +:33 pwoof. +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Good >_< madonnya, >w< why :3 mouwn'st thou? +OLIVIA. ^-^ Good x3 foow, fow x3 my brother's death. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I think :33 his :3 souw >_> is uWu in >_> heww, madonna. +OLIVIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his :3 souw >_> is uWu in ^.^ heaven, xDD foow. +uWu CWOWN. uWu The ^.^ mowe x3 foow, >_< madonnya, to mouwn fow x3 youw brother's :3 souw +^.^ being uWu in UwU heaven. ^.^ Take OwO away x3 the x3 foow, >_< gentwemen. +OLIVIA. >_> What think xDD you of ÚwÚ this x3 foow, >_> Mawvowio? ^-^ Doth ^.^ he nyot UwU mend? +:33 MAWVOWIO. Yes, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww UwU do, >w< tiww x3 the x3 pangs of :33 death ;;w;; shake ^.^ him. +Infirmity, :3 that UwU decays x3 the >_< wise, xDD doth OwO evew >_< make x3 the xDD bettew xDD foow. +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ God >_> send UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 a UwU speedy infirmity, fow x3 the xDD bettew +increasing x3 youw xDD fowwy! Sir Toby xDD wiww be sworn :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyo :3 fox; +>_> but ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot pass :33 his ;;w;; wowd fow x3 twopence :3 that xDD you OwO awe nyo xDD foow. +OLIVIA. How >_> say xDD you to :3 that, >_> Mawvowio? +:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU I :3 mawvew x3 youw >w< wadyship UwU takes delight uWu in xDD such :3 a ^-^ bawwen +^-^ wascaw; UwU I saw ^.^ him put down x3 the othew day with >w< an ordinary >w< foow +:3 that >_> has nyo ^.^ mowe :3 bwain than :3 a uWu stonye. Wook xDD you now, uWu he's x3 out of +:33 his xDD guawd already; ^w^ unwess xDD you laugh ÚwÚ and xDD minyistew ;;w;; occasion to :3 him, +^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; gagg'd. UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I OwO take these uWu wise ;;w;; men :3 that x3 cwow UwU so uWu at +these uWu set uWu kind of foows nyo xDD bettew than x3 the UwU foows' zanies. +OLIVIA. >_< O, xDD you OwO awe >w< sick of self-love, Malvolio, ÚwÚ and >_> taste with :3 a +^.^ distempew'd ÚwÚ appetite. ;;w;; To be x3 genyewous, guiwtwess, ÚwÚ and of fwee +uWu disposition, >_> is to OwO take UwU those ^.^ things fow uWu biwd-bowts :3 that xDD you >w< deem +cannon >w< buwwets. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^-^ swandew uWu in >w< an UwU awwow'd x3 foow, ^w^ though ^.^ he +UwU do >_< nyothing >_> but rail; nor nyo x3 waiwing uWu in ÚwÚ knyown >w< discweet ^w^ man, ^w^ though +^.^ he UwU do >_< nyothing >_> but x3 wepwuv. +uWu CWOWN. Now :33 Mewcuwy endue uWu thee with leasing, fow xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st weww +of uWu foows! + +^.^ We-entew >w< MAWIA + +MARIA. uWu Madam, there >_> is uWu at x3 the uWu gate :3 a xDD young ÚwÚ gentweman much desiwes +to speak with OwO you. +OLIVIA. Fwom x3 the xDD Count Orsino, >_> is :33 it? +MARIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, x3 madam; UwU 'tis :3 a >w< faiw xDD young ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and weww ÚwÚ attended. +OLIVIA. Who of x3 my OwO peopwe howd ^.^ him uWu in >_> deway? +MARIA. Sir Toby, UwU madam, x3 youw kinsman. +OLIVIA. ^-^ Fetch ^.^ him ^w^ off, UwU I pray uWu you; ^.^ he xDD speaks >_< nyothing >_> but >_> madman. +>w< Fie on x3 him! ;;w;; [Exit uWu MAWIA] Go UwU you, ;;w;; Mawvowio: >_> if >w< it be :3 a >_> suit from +x3 the ^.^ Count, UwU I ^w^ am :33 sick, ow nyot uWu at home- >_> what xDD you xDD wiww to dismiss +:3 it. ;;w;; [Exit MAWVOWIO] Now xDD you see, ^w^ siw, >w< how x3 youw ;;w;; foowing gwows :3 owd, +ÚwÚ and OwO peopwe :33 diswike :3 it. +uWu CWOWN. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^-^ spoke fow us, >_< madonnya, >_< as >_> if >w< thy eldest >_< son >_> shouwd +be :3 a foow; x3 whose OwO skuww Juv ;;w;; cwam with OwO bwains! For- OwO hewe ^.^ he comes- +one of >w< thy ^-^ kin >_> has :3 a UwU most xDD weak >_< pia ÚwÚ matew. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY + +OLIVIA. ^-^ By >_< minye honyouw, half >w< dwunk! >_> What >_> is ^.^ he uWu at x3 the >_< gate, cousin? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ A :3 gentweman. +OLIVIA. ^-^ A gentleman! >_> What gentleman? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman hewe. :33 [Hiccups] ^-^ A pwague ^.^ o' these +pickwe-hewwing! How now, :3 sot! +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Good Sir ^-^ Toby! +OLIVIA. Cousin, OwO cousin, >w< how uWu have xDD you come UwU so early ^.^ by ÚwÚ this +ÚwÚ wethawgy? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Lechery! UwU I ^.^ defy ;;w;; wechewy. >_> Thewe's one uWu at x3 the uWu gate. +OLIVIA. Ay, marry; >_> what >_> is uWu he? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Let ^.^ him be x3 the ^.^ deviw >w< an ^.^ he :33 wiww, UwU I :3 cawe x3 nyot; UwU give ;;w;; me +^w^ faith, >_> say ^.^ I. xDD Weww, x3 it's aww onye. uWu Exit +OLIVIA. x3 What's :3 a ^w^ dwunken x3 man :3 wike, ^.^ foow? +uWu CWOWN. Wike :3 a >w< dwown'd ^w^ man, :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ madman: one ^w^ dwaught :33 abuv +^.^ heat x3 makes ^.^ him :3 a foow; x3 the second ^-^ mads him; ÚwÚ and :3 a thiwd dwowns +^.^ him. +OLIVIA. Go xDD thou ÚwÚ and >_> seek x3 the uWu cwownyew, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him sit ^.^ o' x3 my ÚwÚ coz; +fow uWu he's uWu in x3 the thiwd degwee of dwink, uWu he's drown'd; OwO go wook +ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him. +uWu CWOWN. >w< He >_> is >_> but ^-^ mad ^w^ yet, >_< madonnya, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< foow UwU shaww wook to x3 the +>_> madman. uWu Exit + +^.^ We-entew x3 MAWVOWIO + +:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu Madam, :33 yond xDD young fewwow ÚwÚ sweaws ^.^ he xDD wiww speak with OwO you. UwU I +told ^.^ him xDD you :3 wewe xDD sick; ^.^ he UwU takes on ^.^ him to understand UwU so ÚwÚ much, +ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe x3 comes to speak with OwO you. UwU I told ^.^ him xDD you :3 wewe +x3 asweep; ^.^ he ;;w;; seems to uWu have :3 a foreknowledge of :3 that :3 too, ÚwÚ and +>_< thewefowe x3 comes to speak with OwO you. >_> What >_> is to be uWu said to :3 him, +x3 wady? He's fortified OwO against xDD any OwO denyiaw. +OLIVIA. Teww ^.^ him ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot speak with x3 me. +:33 MAWVOWIO. x3 Has :33 been told so; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; says he'ww stand uWu at x3 youw doow +^.^ wike :3 a sheriff's ÚwÚ post, ÚwÚ and be x3 the x3 suppowtew to :3 a ^.^ bench, >_> but he'ww +speak with OwO you. +OLIVIA. >_> What uWu kind ^.^ o' x3 man >_> is uWu he? +:33 MAWVOWIO. Why, of mankind. +OLIVIA. >_> What ^w^ mannyew of man? +:33 MAWVOWIO. Of xDD vewy :33 iww :3 mannyew; he'ww speak with UwU you, xDD wiww xDD you ow >w< nyo. +OLIVIA. Of >_> what pewsonyage ÚwÚ and years >_> is uWu he? +:33 MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ Nyot yet ;;w;; owd enough fow :3 a ^w^ man, nor xDD young enough fow :3 a ^.^ boy; +>_< as :3 a >_> squash >_> is >w< befowe UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; peascod, ow :3 a codling when UwU 'tis +almost >w< an apple; UwU 'tis with ^.^ him uWu in >_< standing >_< watew, ^-^ between ;;w;; boy ÚwÚ and +man. >w< He >_> is xDD vewy weww-favouw'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD speaks xDD vewy shwewishwy; one +^.^ wouwd think :33 his ;;w;; mothew's milk :3 wewe scawce x3 out of ^.^ him. +OLIVIA. Let ^.^ him ;;w;; appwoach. ;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 my gentlewoman. +:33 MAWVOWIO. Gentwewoman, x3 my uWu wady calls. uWu Exit + +^.^ We-entew >w< MAWIA + +OLIVIA. Give ;;w;; me x3 my >_< veiw; come, ^-^ thwow >w< it ^-^ o'ew x3 my face; +^-^ We'ww >_> once ^.^ mowe hear :33 Owsinyo's >_< embassy. + +Entew VIOLA + +>_> VIOWA. uWu The ^.^ honyouwabwe uWu wady of x3 the house, which >_> is >_< she? +OLIVIA. ^w^ Speak to OwO me; UwU I UwU shaww answew fow her. uWu Youw xDD wiww? +>_> VIOWA. :3 Most xDD wadiant, exquisite, ÚwÚ and unmatchable ;;w;; beauty- UwU I pray xDD you +tell ;;w;; me >_> if ÚwÚ this be x3 the uWu wady of x3 the house, fow UwU I >_< nyevew saw her. UwU I +^.^ wouwd be loath to ;;w;; cast OwO away x3 my OwO speech; for, ;;w;; besides :3 that >w< it >_> is +^.^ excewwentwy weww OwO penn'd, UwU I uWu have :33 taken great ^w^ pains to UwU con :3 it. ^-^ Good +:33 beauties, wet ;;w;; me >_< sustain nyo scorn; UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy comptible, even to +x3 the least sinyistew ^w^ usage. +OLIVIA. OwO Whence ^-^ came UwU you, UwU siw? +>_> VIOWA. UwU I ^.^ can >_> say xDD wittwe ^.^ mowe than UwU I uWu have xDD studied, ÚwÚ and :3 that +^w^ question's x3 out of x3 my part. ^-^ Good ^-^ gentwe one, UwU give ;;w;; me :3 modest +assurance >_> if xDD you be x3 the uWu wady of x3 the house, :3 that UwU I OwO may proceed uWu in +x3 my :33 speech. +OLIVIA. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a x3 comedian? +>_> VIOWA. :3 Nyo, x3 my profound heawt; ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, ^.^ by x3 the xDD vewy fangs of malice +UwU I x3 sweaw, UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 that UwU I play. ^w^ Awe xDD you x3 the uWu wady of x3 the >_> house? +OLIVIA. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do nyot usuwp myself, UwU I am. +>_> VIOWA. :3 Most cewtain, >_> if xDD you OwO awe uWu she, xDD you UwU do usuwp :33 youwsewf; fow +>_> what >_> is >_> youws to bestow >_> is nyot >_> youws to >_> wesewve. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is from +x3 my xDD commission. UwU I xDD wiww on with x3 my ÚwÚ speech uWu in x3 youw >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and xDD then +x3 show xDD you x3 the >_< heawt of x3 my uWu message. +OLIVIA. :3 Come to >_> what >_> is important ÚwÚ in't. UwU I :33 fowgive xDD you x3 the ;;w;; pwaise. +>_> VIOWA. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I >_> took great ^w^ pains to ^-^ study :33 it, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis poeticaw. +OLIVIA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ wike to be :3 feignyed; UwU I pray xDD you >_< keep >w< it ^.^ in. UwU I +heard xDD you :3 wewe ^w^ saucy uWu at x3 my ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and UwU awwow'd x3 youw appwoach +rather to wonder uWu at xDD you than to hear OwO you. ;;w;; If xDD you be nyot mad, be +xDD gonye; >_> if xDD you uWu have weason, be bwief; UwU 'tis nyot :3 that time of ;;w;; moon +with ;;w;; me to >_< make one uWu in UwU so ^.^ skipping ^-^ diawogue. +MARIA. Will xDD you hoist sail, UwU siw? :3 Hewe wies x3 youw >_> way. +>_> VIOWA. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good :33 swabbew, UwU I ^w^ am to >_< huww OwO hewe :3 a xDD wittwe wongew. +;;w;; Some ^w^ mowwification fow x3 youw UwU giant, x3 sweet >_> wady. +OLIVIA. Teww ;;w;; me x3 youw :33 mind. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :3 messengew. +OLIVIA. Sure, xDD you uWu have x3 some ^-^ hideous ;;w;; mattew to x3 dewivew, when x3 the +>w< couwtesy of >w< it >_> is UwU so fearful. ^w^ Speak x3 youw ^w^ office. +>_> VIOWA. ^.^ It awonye uWu concewns x3 youw :3 eaw. UwU I ;;w;; bwing nyo ^.^ uvwtuwe of waw, nyo +taxation of OwO homage: UwU I howd x3 the UwU owive uWu in x3 my xDD hand; x3 my wowds OwO awe >_< as +full of uWu peace >_< as :3 mattew. +OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you began ^.^ wudewy. >_> What OwO awe you? >_> What ^.^ wouwd you? +>_> VIOWA. uWu The wudenyess :3 that hath appear'd uWu in ;;w;; me uWu have UwU I weawn'd from x3 my +>w< entewtainment. >_> What UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd OwO awe >_< as secret >_< as +:33 maidenhead- to x3 youw cars, divinity; to xDD any >w< othew's, pwofanyation. +OLIVIA. Give >_> us x3 the :33 pwace ^.^ awonye; ^.^ we xDD wiww hear ÚwÚ this >w< divinyity. +UwU [Exeunt >w< MAWIA ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ATTENDANTS] >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, >_> what >_> is x3 youw ^-^ text? +>_> VIOWA. :3 Most x3 sweet lady- +OLIVIA. ^-^ A >w< comfowtabwe >_< doctwinye, ÚwÚ and much OwO may be uWu said of :3 it. +Whewe wies x3 youw ^-^ text? +>_> VIOWA. ^w^ In :33 Owsinyo's ÚwÚ bosom. +OLIVIA. ^w^ In :33 his uWu bosom! ^w^ In >_> what UwU chaptew of :33 his ^w^ bosom? +>_> VIOWA. ;;w;; To answew ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ method: uWu in x3 the xDD fiwst of :33 his ;;w;; heawt. +OLIVIA. >_< O, UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead uWu it; >w< it >_> is :33 hewesy. :3 Have xDD you nyo ^.^ mowe to ^.^ say? +>_> VIOWA. ^-^ Good UwU madam, wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 youw ;;w;; face. +OLIVIA. :3 Have xDD you xDD any OwO commission from x3 youw ;;w;; wowd to :33 nyegotiate with x3 my +^.^ face? >_> You OwO awe nyow x3 out of x3 youw text; >_> but ^.^ we xDD wiww dwaw x3 the ^-^ cuwtain +ÚwÚ and x3 show xDD you x3 the x3 pictuwe. >w< [Unveiwing] Wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, xDD such :3 a one UwU I +UwU was ÚwÚ this :33 pwesent. ^-^ Is't nyot weww done? +>_> VIOWA. uWu Excewwentwy :33 donye, >_> if ^w^ God uWu did all. +OLIVIA. 'Tis uWu in ^w^ gwain, siw; 'twill OwO enduwe wind ÚwÚ and weather. +>_> VIOWA. 'Tis beauty :33 twuwy blent, x3 whose red ÚwÚ and ^-^ white +Nyatuwe's UwU own x3 sweet ÚwÚ and x3 cunnying uWu hand laid :3 on. +Lady, xDD you OwO awe x3 the >_< cwueww'st ^.^ she ^.^ awive, +;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww lead these uWu gwaces to x3 the ^-^ gwave, +xDD And OwO weave x3 the wowwd nyo copy. +OLIVIA. >_< O, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww nyot be UwU so >_> hawd-heawted; UwU I xDD wiww UwU give x3 out +divers >_< scheduwes of x3 my beauty. ^.^ It UwU shaww be inventowied, ÚwÚ and every +:33 pawticwe ÚwÚ and utensil uWu wabeww'd to x3 my OwO wiww: OwO as- ÚwÚ item, >w< two lips +uWu indiffewent red; ÚwÚ item, >w< two ^w^ gwey eyes with wids to OwO them; ÚwÚ item, one +neck, one OwO chin, ÚwÚ and UwU so forth. ^.^ Wewe xDD you sent ÚwÚ hithew to praise me? +>_> VIOWA. UwU I >_> see xDD you >_> what xDD you are: xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too ^.^ pwoud; +But, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe x3 the deviw, xDD you OwO awe >_< faiw. +OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and >_< mastew loves :3 you- >_< O, xDD such wuv +Could be >_> but ÚwÚ wecompens'd ^w^ though xDD you :3 wewe cwown'd +uWu The >_< nyonpaweiw of x3 beauty! +OLIVIA. How does ^.^ he wuv me? +>_> VIOWA. With UwU adowations, ^.^ fewtiwe ^-^ teaws, +With groans :3 that >_> thundew xDD wuv, with :3 sighs of >_> fiwe. +OLIVIA. uWu Youw ;;w;; wowd does ^.^ knyow x3 my xDD mind; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wuv ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^.^ suppose ^.^ him virtuous, ^.^ knyow ^.^ him noble, +Of great x3 estate, of >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and stainwess uWu youth; +^w^ In ^w^ voices weww :3 divuwg'd, >w< fwee, ^w^ weawn'd, ÚwÚ and valiant, +xDD And uWu in UwU dimension ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD shape of ÚwÚ nyatuwe +^-^ A >_> gwacious ÚwÚ pewson; >_> but yet UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wuv ^.^ him. +>w< He ^w^ might uWu have >_> took :33 his answew ^-^ wong ago. +>_> VIOWA. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu did wuv xDD you uWu in x3 my xDD mastew's OwO fwame, +With xDD such :3 a >w< suff'wing, xDD such :3 a deadwy :3 wife, +^w^ In x3 youw denial UwU I ^.^ wouwd find nyo sense; +UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot understand :3 it. +OLIVIA. Why, >_> what ^.^ wouwd you? +>_> VIOWA. ^-^ Make ;;w;; me :3 a wiwwow UwU cabin uWu at x3 youw >_< gate, +xDD And caww ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 souw within x3 the ^.^ house; +:3 Wwite loyal >_< cantons of contemned wuv +xDD And ^.^ sing them ÚwÚ woud even uWu in x3 the >_< dead of ^w^ nyight; +^.^ Hawwoo x3 youw xDD nyame to x3 the wevewbewate >_> haws, +xDD And >_< make x3 the x3 babbwing ^.^ gossip of x3 the ^w^ aiw +Cwy x3 out >w< 'Owivia!' >_< O, xDD you >_> shouwd nyot xDD west +Between x3 the ÚwÚ ewements of ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth +OwO But xDD you >_> shouwd pity me! +OLIVIA. >_> You ^w^ might UwU do :33 much. +>_> What >_> is x3 youw pawentage? +>_> VIOWA. Abuv x3 my fortunes, yet x3 my >w< state >_> is well: +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :3 gentweman. +OLIVIA. >_< Get xDD you to x3 youw OwO wowd. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wuv him; wet ^.^ him >_> send nyo more- +OwO Unwess x3 pewchance xDD you come to ;;w;; me again +;;w;; To tell ;;w;; me >w< how ^.^ he UwU takes :3 it. >w< Fawe xDD you well. +UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw pains; spend ÚwÚ this fow x3 me. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I ^w^ am nyo x3 fee'd ÚwÚ post, ;;w;; wady; >_< keep x3 youw purse; +OwO My ^.^ mastew, nyot myself, lacks ;;w;; wecompense. +Wuv >_< make :33 his >_< heawt of OwO fwint :3 that xDD you UwU shaww love; +xDD And wet x3 youw fervour, ^.^ wike x3 my >_< mastew's, be +:33 Pwac'd uWu in contempt! UwU Faweweww, >w< faiw ÚwÚ cwuewty. uWu Exit +OLIVIA. x3 'What >_> is x3 youw OwO pawentage?' +'Abuv x3 my fortunes, yet x3 my >w< state >_> is well: +UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >w< gentweman.' I'll be sworn xDD thou awt; +x3 Thy ;;w;; tongue, >w< thy >w< face, >w< thy limbs, UwU actions, ÚwÚ and ^-^ spiwit, +Do UwU give uWu thee >w< five-fowd ^-^ bwazon. ÚwÚ Nyot ^w^ too :33 fast! ^-^ Soft, xDD soft! +OwO Unwess x3 the >_< mastew :3 wewe x3 the man. How >_< nyow! +Even UwU so quickly OwO may one catch x3 the uWu pwague? +Methinks UwU I x3 feew ÚwÚ this :3 youth's >w< pewfections +With >w< an invisible ÚwÚ and >_> subtwe uWu steawth +;;w;; To :3 cweep uWu in uWu at >_< minye :3 eyes. xDD Weww, wet >w< it >w< be. +>_> What :3 ho, OwO Mawvowio! + +^.^ We-entew x3 MAWVOWIO + +:33 MAWVOWIO. Here, UwU madam, uWu at x3 youw service. +OLIVIA. OwO Wun ÚwÚ aftew :3 that same >_> peevish ^w^ messengew, +uWu The ;;w;; County's man. >w< He left ÚwÚ this OwO wing x3 behind :3 him, +Wouwd UwU I ow not. Teww ^.^ him I'll >_< nyonye of :3 it. +Desire ^.^ him nyot to flatter with :33 his uWu wowd, +x3 Nyow howd ^.^ him x3 up with uWu hopes; UwU I ^w^ am nyot fow ^.^ him. +;;w;; If :3 that x3 the :33 youth xDD wiww come ÚwÚ this uWu way ^.^ to-mowwow, +I'll UwU give ^.^ him weasons xDD fow't. Hie ÚwÚ thee, Malvolio. +:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww. uWu Exit +OLIVIA. UwU I UwU do UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 what, ÚwÚ and feaw to find +Mine ^w^ eye ^w^ too great :3 a fwattewew fow x3 my :33 mind. +Fate, x3 show >w< thy :33 fowce: ouwsewves ^.^ we UwU do nyot OwO owe; +>_> What >_> is xDD decweed ^w^ must be; ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ this so! uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The >w< sea-coast + +Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and x3 SEBASTIAN + +>_> ANTONyIO. Will xDD you xDD stay nyo longer; nor xDD wiww xDD you nyot :3 that UwU I OwO go with you? -:33 SEBASTIAN. By >_> youw >_> patience, nyo. UwU My x3 staws shinye darkly xDD uvw me; OwO the -^.^ mawignyancy >_> of my >w< fate UwU might UwU pewhaps distemper yours; OwO thewefowe I -uWu shaww crave >_> of you >_> youw xDD weave UwU that I ^-^ may bear my x3 eviws awonye. ^w^ It -;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO bad ÚwÚ wecompense uWu fow >_> youw love ^-^ to uWu way ^-^ any >_> of them uWu on you. -x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Wet me xDD knyow >_> of you :33 whithew you awe bound. -:33 SEBASTIAN. No, UwU sooth, siw; my :3 detewminyate UwU voyage :3 is mere -UwU extwavagancy. But I pewceive in you OwO so excellent :3 a ^.^ touch >_> of -x3 modesty UwU that you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu extowt ^-^ fwom me what I x3 am willing ^-^ to -^-^ keep in; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it chawges me in ^-^ mannyews OwO the wathew ^-^ to express -^-^ mysewf. You >w< must xDD knyow >_> of me then, Antonyio, my name :3 is ^-^ Sebastian, -;;w;; which I xDD caww'd Roderigo; my fathew ÚwÚ was UwU that >w< Sebastian >_> of -Messaline xDD whom I xDD knyow you ^.^ have heard >_> of. ÚwÚ He weft >_> behind him -^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; sistew, uWu both :3 bown in OwO an ÚwÚ houw; ^-^ if OwO the uWu heavens xDD had ->_< been pleas'd, would ^-^ we xDD had OwO so ^w^ ended! But you, ;;w;; siw, alter'd UwU that; -uWu fow >w< some hour before you took me ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 bweach >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ was -my ^-^ sistew dwown'd. -x3 ANTONyIO. Awas OwO the xDD day! -:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A >w< wady, ;;w;; siw, >w< though ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ said ^.^ she >w< much resembled uWu me, -ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ yet >_> of many ;;w;; accounted beautifuw; uWu but >w< though I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot with -such xDD estimabwe wonder >_> uvwfaw believe UwU that, ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; thus :3 faw I uWu wiww -^.^ bowdwy pubwish her: ^.^ she ^-^ bowe :33 mind UwU that >_< envy :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu but caww -x3 faiw. She :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd uWu awweady, ;;w;; siw, with salt ^w^ watew, >w< though I ÚwÚ seem -^-^ to drown xDD hew wemembwance UwU again with more. -x3 ANTONyIO. Pawdon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw OwO bad entewtainment. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 O good Antonyio, forgive me >_> youw xDD twoubwe. -x3 ANTONyIO. >w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot murder me uWu fow my love, let me >w< be >_> youw -sewvant. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; undo what you ^.^ have donye- UwU that ;;w;; is, :33 kiww -him xDD whom you ^.^ have wecuvw'd-desiwe ^.^ it not. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww at once; -my uWu bosom :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ÚwÚ yet OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^-^ mannyews >_> of -my mothew UwU that, x3 upon OwO the :33 weast >w< occasion :3 mowe, >_< minye eyes uWu wiww tell -tales >_> of >_> me. I x3 am bound ^-^ to OwO the UwU Count Owsinyo's couwt. >w< Faweweww. -Exit -x3 ANTONyIO. The gentleness >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU gods >w< go with thee! -I ^.^ have many cnyemies in Owsinyo's couwt, -Else would I vewy :33 showtwy UwU see ÚwÚ thee ^.^ thewe. -But come what >w< may, I ^-^ do adore ÚwÚ thee OwO so -:33 That danger uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem sport, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ go. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew VIOWA ÚwÚ and MAWVOWIO at uWu sevewaw :33 doows - -MAWVOWIO. Were you ^.^ nyot :3 ev'n :3 nyow with OwO the ^w^ Countess Olivia? -VIOLA. >_< Even nyow, siw; uWu on :3 a moderate pace I ^.^ have >_< since awwiv'd uWu but +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ By x3 youw patience, >w< nyo. OwO My stars shine >_< dawkwy uvw OwO me; x3 the +mawignyancy of x3 my fate ^w^ might ^-^ pewhaps xDD distempew OwO youws; >_< thewefowe UwU I +UwU shaww ^w^ cwave of xDD you x3 youw OwO weave :3 that UwU I OwO may UwU beaw x3 my ;;w;; eviws >_< awonye. ^.^ It +:3 wewe :3 a :33 bad recompense fow x3 youw wuv to uWu way xDD any of them on OwO you. +>_> ANTONyIO. Let ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow of xDD you :33 whithew xDD you OwO awe UwU bound. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Nyo, sooth, siw; x3 my :33 detewminyate ^w^ voyage >_> is mere +;;w;; extwavagancy. OwO But UwU I >_> pewceive uWu in xDD you UwU so :3 excewwent :3 a :33 touch of +ÚwÚ modesty :3 that xDD you xDD wiww nyot extowt from ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ wiwwing to +>_< keep UwU in; >_< thewefowe >w< it chawges ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ mannyews x3 the rather to express +:3 mysewf. >_> You ^w^ must ^.^ knyow of ;;w;; me >w< then, Antonio, x3 my xDD nyame >_> is UwU Sebastian, +which UwU I ^w^ caww'd Wodewigo; x3 my >w< fathew UwU was :3 that UwU Sebastian of +>w< Messawinye ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you uWu have heard uWu of. >w< He left x3 behind ^.^ him +mysewf ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ sistew, both bown uWu in >w< an houw; >_> if x3 the heavens xDD had +:33 been >_< pweas'd, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we xDD had UwU so xDD ended! OwO But UwU you, ^w^ siw, awtew'd :33 that; +fow x3 some >_> houw >w< befowe xDD you >_> took ;;w;; me from x3 the ^w^ bweach of x3 the sea UwU was +x3 my :3 sistew dwown'd. +>_> ANTONyIO. Awas x3 the ^.^ day! +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A UwU wady, ^w^ siw, ^w^ though >w< it UwU was uWu said ^.^ she much wesembwed uWu me, +UwU was yet of UwU many x3 accounted beautiful; >_> but ^w^ though UwU I couwd nyot with +xDD such estimable wonder ÚwÚ uvwfaw ^-^ bewieve :3 that, yet OwO thus uWu faw UwU I xDD wiww +OwO bowdwy xDD pubwish >_< hew: ^.^ she bore ^-^ mind :3 that :3 envy couwd nyot >_> but caww +>_< faiw. :33 She >_> is >w< dwown'd already, ^w^ siw, with ^-^ sawt >_< watew, ^w^ though UwU I xDD seem +to x3 dwown her wemembwance again with more. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ siw, x3 youw :33 bad >w< entewtainment. +:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 O ÚwÚ good Antonio, :33 fowgive ;;w;; me x3 youw trouble. +>_> ANTONyIO. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww nyot murder ;;w;; me fow x3 my xDD wuv, wet ;;w;; me be x3 youw +servant. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww nyot undo >_> what xDD you uWu have xDD donye- :3 that ;;w;; is, OwO kiww +^.^ him ÚwÚ whom xDD you uWu have wecuvw'd-desiwe >w< it not. >w< Fawe OwO ye weww uWu at once; +x3 my ^w^ bosom >_> is full of kindnyess, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am yet UwU so nyeaw x3 the ^w^ mannyews of +x3 my mothew :3 that, ;;w;; upon x3 the least ;;w;; occasion >_> mowe, >_< minye eyes xDD wiww tell +;;w;; tawes of x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am bound to x3 the xDD Count :33 Owsinyo's >_< couwt. uWu Faweweww. +uWu Exit +>_> ANTONyIO. uWu The ^-^ gentwenyess of aww x3 the gods OwO go with uWu thee! +UwU I uWu have UwU many cnemies uWu in :33 Owsinyo's xDD couwt, +^-^ Ewse ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD vewy x3 showtwy >_> see uWu thee :33 thewe. +OwO But come >_> what may, UwU I UwU do >_> adowe uWu thee UwU so +:33 That danger UwU shaww xDD seem sport, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew VIOLA ÚwÚ and x3 MAWVOWIO uWu at sevewaw x3 doows + +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Wewe xDD you nyot ev'n nyow with x3 the ^w^ Countess UwU Owivia? +>_> VIOWA. Even now, siw; on :3 a modewate >_> pace UwU I uWu have xDD since ^-^ awwiv'd >_> but hithew. -MAWVOWIO. She wetuwns :3 this ring ^-^ to you, siw; you UwU might ^.^ have :33 saved -me my ÚwÚ pains, ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 taken ^.^ it away OwO youwsewf. She ^w^ adds, x3 moweuvw, -UwU that you shouwd >w< put >_> youw lord OwO into :3 a desperate assuwance ^.^ she uWu wiww -UwU nyonye >_> of >_> him. And ^-^ onye xDD thing mowe: UwU that you >w< be never OwO so hawdy ^-^ to -come UwU again in his affaiws, unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to wepowt >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's -^-^ taking >_> of ÚwÚ this. ;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. -VIOLA. She took OwO the ring >_> of me; I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. -MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, you peevishwy >w< thwew ^.^ it ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu wiww :3 is -^.^ it shouwd >w< be OwO so ;;w;; wetuwn'd. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be wowth OwO stooping for, there ^.^ it -:3 wies in >_> youw eye; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >w< be ^.^ it his UwU that ^.^ finds it. -Exit -VIOLA. I weft nyo ring with UwU hew; what :3 means :3 this >w< wady? ->_> Fowtunye fowbid my ^w^ outside ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO chawm'd her! -She :3 made good view >_> of me; :3 indeed, OwO so >w< much -:33 That methought xDD hew eyes xDD had lost xDD hew tongue, ->_< Fow ^.^ she >_> did speak in ^-^ stawts :3 distwactedwy. -She loves uWu me, >_> suwe: OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of xDD hew passion -ÚwÚ Invites me in :3 this :33 chuwwish messenger. -None >_> of my ;;w;; wowd's ^w^ wing! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he x3 sent xDD hew none. -I x3 am OwO the xDD man. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; so- as ÚwÚ 'tis- -OwO Poow >w< wady, ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe better love :3 a ^-^ dweam. ->_< Disguise, I UwU see :3 thou art :3 a :3 wickednyess -OwO Whewein OwO the pregnant enemy OwO does ^w^ much. -OwO How :33 easy :3 is ^.^ it uWu fow OwO the proper-false -UwU In women's waxen hearts ^-^ to xDD set theiw :3 fowms! -^.^ Awas, ^-^ ouw >_< fwaiwty :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, ^.^ nyot xDD we! ->_< Fow such as ^-^ we awe :3 made :33 of, such ^-^ we UwU be. -OwO How uWu wiww :3 this ;;w;; fadge? UwU My ^w^ mastew loves xDD hew dearly, -And OwO I, UwU poow ;;w;; monstew, OwO fond as >w< much uWu on him; -And :33 she, mistaken, uWu seems ^-^ to dote uWu on >_> me. -What uWu wiww ÚwÚ become >_> of uWu this? UwU As I x3 am man, -UwU My OwO state :3 is desperate uWu fow my >_< mastew's :33 wuv; -UwU As I x3 am xDD woman- :3 nyow OwO awas OwO the day!- -What :3 thwiftwess sighs uWu shaww UwU poow x3 Owivia bweathe! -:3 O Time, :3 thou >w< must untangwe this, ^.^ nyot I; -^w^ It :3 is xDD too ^-^ hawd :3 a knot uWu fow me x3 t' >_> untie! Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -^-^ OWIVIA'S house - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Appwoach, Sir :3 Andwew. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be abed aftew xDD midnyight :3 is ^-^ to ->w< be OwO up x3 betimes; ÚwÚ and 'diluculo :3 suwgewe' :3 thou UwU knyow'st- -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I xDD knyow not; uWu but I xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be OwO up ^.^ wate -:3 is ^-^ to >w< be OwO up late. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A false >_< concwusion! I UwU hate ^.^ it as OwO an uWu unfiww'd ^.^ can. ÚwÚ To >w< be -OwO up aftew xDD midnyight ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed then :3 is ;;w;; eawwy; OwO so UwU that ^-^ to >w< go -^-^ to bed aftew xDD midnyight :3 is ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed >w< betimes. uWu Does ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives -x3 consist >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; ewements? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Faith, OwO so uWu they ^w^ say; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it wathew :33 consists >_> of -;;w;; eating ÚwÚ and drinking. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Th'awt :3 a ^-^ schowaw; let OwO us OwO thewefowe xDD eat ÚwÚ and drink. ->w< Mawian, I :33 say! :3 a x3 stoup >_> of x3 winye. - -x3 Entew :3 CWOWN - -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the fool, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. -CLOWN. OwO How nyow, my heawts! OwO Did you never UwU see OwO the UwU pictuwe >_> of 'we -thwee'? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wewcome, ass. Nyow wet's ^.^ have :3 a xDD catch. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. By my ^w^ twoth, OwO the OwO foow >_> has OwO an excellent breast. I xDD had -wathew than forty xDD shiwwings I xDD had such :3 a :33 weg, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a ->_> bweath ^-^ to sing, as OwO the OwO foow x3 has. UwU In UwU sooth, :3 thou >_< wast in vewy ->_< gwacious OwO foowing last night, when :3 thou >_< spok'st >_> of Pigrogromitus, ->_> of OwO the Vapians >_< passing OwO the :33 equinyoctiaw >_> of ^w^ Queubus; 'twas vewy -uWu good, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee :3 sixpence uWu fow >w< thy >_> weman; xDD hadst it? -CLOWN. I >_> did ÚwÚ impeticos >w< thy ÚwÚ gwatiwwity; uWu fow Malvolio's nyose :3 is nyo ->_< whipstock. UwU My wady >_> has :3 a >_> white ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and OwO the Mywmidons awe nyo -:3 bottwe-awe houses. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Excellent! ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the :33 best >w< foowing, when >w< aww :3 is ->w< donye. Nyow, :3 a UwU song. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come OwO on, there :3 is :3 sixpence uWu fow you. Let's ^.^ have :3 a UwU song. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. There's :3 a testril >_> of me :33 too; ^-^ if ^-^ onye x3 knyight ^w^ give a- -CLOWN. Wouwd you ^.^ have :3 a wuv-song, ^w^ ow :3 a ^.^ song >_> of good x3 wife? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A wuv-song, :3 a xDD wuv-song. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow good wife. - -:3 CWOWN ;;w;; sings - -:3 O ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ minye, xDD whewe awe you woaming? -:33 O, stay ÚwÚ and hear; >_> youw OwO twue ^-^ wuv's ^w^ coming, -:33 That can sing uWu both UwU high ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wow. -^-^ Twip nyo :3 fuwthew, pwetty sweeting; -^w^ Jouwnyeys ^-^ end in lovers UwU meeting, -uWu Evewy xDD wise ÚwÚ man's :3 son doth know. - -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Excellent uWu good, >w< i' faith! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Good, uWu good! - -:3 CWOWN ;;w;; sings - -What :3 is love? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO heweaftew; -Present uWu miwth ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ pwesent laughter; -What's ^-^ to come :3 is still unsure. -UwU In delay there :3 wies nyo ^w^ pwenty, -;;w;; Then come ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and :33 twenty; -^.^ Youth's :3 a stuff uWu wiww ^.^ nyot endure. - -^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO A ;;w;; mewwifwuous OwO voice, as I x3 am OwO twue uWu knyight. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A xDD contagious ^.^ bweath. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Very ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ contagious, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To hear uWu by OwO the nyose, ^.^ it :3 is >w< duwcet in >_> contagion. But uWu shaww -^-^ we ^-^ make OwO the welkin ^-^ dance ^.^ indeed? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; wouse OwO the UwU nyight-oww in -:3 a catch UwU that uWu wiww dwaw three souws >_< out >_> of ^-^ onye :3 weavew? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do -ÚwÚ that? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. An you love uWu me, wet's :3 do't. I x3 am ^.^ dog at :3 a xDD catch. -CLOWN. ^w^ By'w >w< wady, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >w< some ;;w;; dogs uWu wiww catch :33 weww. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Most >w< cewtain. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw catch >w< be ÚwÚ 'Thou uWu knyave.' -CLOWN. x3 'Howd >w< thy :3 peace, :3 thou uWu knyave' knyight? I uWu shaww >w< be constrain'd -xDD in't ^-^ to caww ÚwÚ thee >_< knyave, uWu knyight. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time I ^.^ have ÚwÚ constwainyed ^-^ onye ^-^ to caww -me knave. :33 Begin, foow: ^.^ it begins x3 'Howd >w< thy peace.' -CLOWN. I uWu shaww never begin ^-^ if I howd my ^-^ peace. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Good, >w< i' faith! ^w^ Come, begin. ;;w;; [Catch ;;w;; sung] - -x3 Entew uWu MAWIA - -x3 MAWIA. What :3 a uWu catewwauwing ^-^ do you ^-^ keep :3 hewe! >w< If my wady ^.^ have ^.^ nyot -xDD caww'd OwO up xDD hew ^.^ stewawd >_< Mawvowio, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid him xDD tuwn you >_< out >_> of -doors, never xDD twust >_> me. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU My lady's :3 a x3 Cataian, ^-^ we awe politicians, Malvolio's :3 a -Peg-a-Ramsey, ÚwÚ and [Sings] ->_< Thwee >_> mewwy x3 men >w< be uWu we. -OwO Am ^.^ nyot I :33 consanguinyeous? OwO Am I ^.^ nyot >_> of xDD hew blood? :33 Tiwwy-vawwy, ->_< wady. [Sings] -Thewe dwewt :3 a man in Babywon, -Lady, >_< wady. -CLOWN. UwU Beshwew uWu me, OwO the :3 knyight's in ^.^ admiwabwe >w< foowing. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, ^.^ he OwO does ;;w;; weww enough ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ dispos'd, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do I -:33 too; ^.^ he OwO does ^.^ it with :3 a better >w< gwace, uWu but I ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ mowe x3 nyatuwaw. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] >w< O' OwO the ^w^ twewfth :3 day >_> of December- -x3 MAWIA. >_< Fow OwO the love o' God, :3 peace! - -x3 Entew MAWVOWIO - -MAWVOWIO. UwU My masters, awe you >_> mad? Ow what awe you? >_< Have you nyo -wit, xDD mannyews, :3 nyow ;;w;; honyesty, uWu but ^-^ to >w< gabbwe >_< wike tinkers at :3 this -UwU time >_> of :3 nyight? Do ye ^-^ make OwO an ale-house >_> of my lady's OwO house, UwU that -ye ;;w;; squeak >_< out >_> youw coziews' catches ^-^ without ^-^ any ;;w;; mitigation ^w^ ow ->w< wemowse >_> of voice? ^-^ Is there nyo >_< wespect >_> of place, persons, :3 nyow -UwU time, in you? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. We >_> did ^-^ keep UwU time, ;;w;; siw, in ^-^ ouw catches. uWu Snyeck up! -MAWVOWIO. Sir Toby, I >w< must >w< be x3 wound with you. UwU My wady bade me tell -you UwU that, >w< though ^.^ she hawbouws you as xDD hew UwU kins-man, she's nyothing -xDD awwied ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ disowdews. >w< If you can xDD sepawate yourself ÚwÚ and >_> youw ->_> misdemeanyouws, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the >_< house; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it would ->w< pwease you ^-^ to UwU take xDD weave >_> of UwU hew, ^.^ she :3 is vewy willing ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you -faweweww. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] Faweweww, dear xDD heawt, >_< since I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be gone. -x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, good Sir UwU Toby. -CLOWN. [Sings] His eyes ^-^ do show his >_< days awe ^w^ awmost >w< donye. -MAWVOWIO. :3 Is't x3 even so? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] But I uWu wiww never ^-^ die. >_< [Fawws >w< down] -CLOWN. [Sings] Sir Toby, there you ^-^ wie. -MAWVOWIO. :3 This :3 is >w< much ÚwÚ cwedit ^-^ to you. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] :33 Shaww I ;;w;; bid him go? -CLOWN. [Sings] What OwO an ^-^ if you x3 do? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] :33 Shaww I ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and spawe not? -CLOWN. [Sings] :33 O, no, no, no, no, you dare not. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Wising] Out o' tunye, :3 siw! uWu Ye ^-^ wie. Awt ^-^ any ^-^ mowe than :3 a -xDD stewawd? Dost :3 thou xDD think, ^.^ because :3 thou art viwtuous, there uWu shaww ->w< be nyo ^-^ mowe :33 cakes ÚwÚ and :33 awe? -CLOWN. x3 Yes, uWu by x3 Saint Annye; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gingew uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ hot >w< i' th' OwO mouth -^w^ too. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Th' art >w< i' th' >_> wight. Go, ;;w;; siw, wub >_> youw >w< chain with cwumbs. -OwO A x3 stoup >_> of winye, UwU Mawia! -MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Mistwess Mary, ^-^ if you >_< pwiz'd my lady's :3 favouw at ^w^ anything -^-^ mowe than ^w^ contempt, you would ^.^ nyot ^w^ give :3 means uWu fow :3 this >_< unciviw ->w< wuwe; ^.^ she uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> of it, uWu by :3 this hand. -Exit -x3 MAWIA. uWu Go >_< shake >_> youw x3 eaws. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. 'Twewe as good :3 a deed as ^-^ to dwink when :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< ahungwy, -^-^ to challenge him OwO the field, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to >_< bweak pwomise with him -ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a OwO foow >_> of >_> him. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Do't, uWu knyight. I'll wwite ÚwÚ thee :3 a challenge; ^w^ ow I'll -x3 dewivew >w< thy UwU indignyation ^-^ to him uWu by >_> wowd >_> of UwU mouth. -x3 MAWIA. ^.^ Sweet Sir Toby, >w< be uWu patient uWu fow to-night; >_< since OwO the xDD youth >_> of -OwO the ^.^ Count's ÚwÚ was OwO to-day with my >w< wady, ^.^ she :3 is >w< much >_< out >_> of quiet. ->_< Fow :33 Monsieuw >_< Mawvowio, let me :3 awonye with him; ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< guww -him OwO into :3 a UwU nyaywowd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him :3 a ^w^ common recreation, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to lie straight in my bed. I xDD knyow I can -^-^ do it. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Possess >w< us, ^.^ possess >_< us; tell OwO us xDD something >_> of >_> him. -x3 MAWIA. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ sometimes ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of Puritan. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. :33 O, ^-^ if I ^w^ thought UwU that, :3 I'd beat him >_< wike :3 a >_< dog. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What, uWu fow being :3 a Puritan? x3 Thy UwU exquisite reason, dear +:33 MAWVOWIO. :33 She wetuwns ÚwÚ this OwO wing to UwU you, siw; xDD you ^w^ might uWu have ÚwÚ saved +;;w;; me x3 my pains, to uWu have :33 taken >w< it OwO away OwO youwsewf. :33 She x3 adds, ^w^ moweuvw, +:3 that xDD you >_> shouwd put x3 youw ;;w;; wowd x3 into :3 a despewate assurance ^.^ she xDD wiww +>_< nyonye of ^.^ him. xDD And one ^.^ thing uWu mowe: :3 that xDD you be >_< nyevew UwU so ^-^ hawdy to +come again uWu in :33 his ^-^ affaiws, ^w^ unwess >w< it be to wepowt x3 youw UwU wowd's +:3 taking of UwU this. Receive >w< it :3 so. +>_> VIOWA. :33 She >_> took x3 the OwO wing of OwO me; I'll >_< nyonye of :3 it. +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO peevishwy OwO thwew >w< it to >w< hew; ÚwÚ and her xDD wiww >_> is +>w< it >_> shouwd be UwU so ;;w;; wetuwn'd. ;;w;; If >w< it be ^.^ wowth ^w^ stooping for, there >w< it +wies uWu in x3 youw >_< eye; >_> if >_> nyot, be >w< it :33 his :3 that ÚwÚ finds :3 it. +uWu Exit +>_> VIOWA. UwU I left nyo OwO wing with >w< hew; >_> what means ÚwÚ this x3 wady? +:33 Fowtunye UwU fowbid x3 my uWu outside uWu have nyot chawm'd >_> hew! +:33 She UwU made ÚwÚ good x3 view of OwO me; :33 indeed, UwU so much +:33 That >_> methought her eyes xDD had wost her ;;w;; tongue, +For ^.^ she uWu did speak uWu in starts distractedly. +:33 She loves uWu me, ^w^ suwe: x3 the x3 cunnying of her passion +Invites ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this churlish :3 messengew. +^-^ Nyonye of x3 my UwU wowd's >_> wing! Why, ^.^ he sent her none. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 the man. ;;w;; If >w< it be OwO so- >_< as >w< 'tis- +OwO Poow UwU wady, ^.^ she :3 wewe xDD bettew wuv :3 a UwU dweam. +;;w;; Disguise, UwU I >_> see xDD thou awt :3 a x3 wickednyess +^-^ Whewein x3 the x3 pwegnyant ;;w;; enyemy does :33 much. +How ^w^ easy >_> is >w< it fow x3 the ÚwÚ pwopew-fawse +^w^ In x3 women's ;;w;; waxen heawts to uWu set uWu theiw UwU fowms! +ÚwÚ Awas, UwU ouw frailty >_> is x3 the >_< cause, nyot ^-^ we! +For xDD such >_< as ^.^ we OwO awe UwU made :33 of, xDD such ^.^ we >w< be. +How xDD wiww ÚwÚ this fadge? OwO My >_< mastew loves her ^-^ deawwy, +xDD And I, poor monster, fond >_< as much on him; +xDD And uWu she, OwO mistaken, ;;w;; seems to >_> dote on x3 me. +>_> What xDD wiww :33 become of :3 this? ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ man, +OwO My >w< state >_> is despewate fow x3 my xDD mastew's love; +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ woman- nyow alas x3 the OwO day!- +>_> What :3 thwiftwess :3 sighs UwU shaww poor >_> Owivia bweathe! +x3 O Time, xDD thou ^w^ must x3 untangwe uWu this, nyot x3 I; +^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too x3 hawd :3 a >_< knyot fow ;;w;; me t' ^w^ untie! uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Appwoach, Sir ^w^ Andwew. ÚwÚ Nyot to be abed ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; midnyight >_> is to +be x3 up ^.^ betimes; ÚwÚ and 'diluculo ;;w;; suwgewe' xDD thou ;;w;; knyow'st- +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Nyay, ^.^ by x3 my troth, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow to be x3 up wate +>_> is to be x3 up UwU wate. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ A UwU fawse ;;w;; concwusion! UwU I ^-^ hate >w< it >_< as >w< an OwO unfiww'd ;;w;; can. ;;w;; To be +x3 up ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; midnyight ÚwÚ and to OwO go to x3 bed xDD then >_> is >w< eawwy; UwU so :3 that to OwO go +to x3 bed ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; midnyight >_> is to OwO go to x3 bed :33 betimes. ÚwÚ Does nyot UwU ouw ;;w;; wives +consist of x3 the fouw xDD ewements? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Faith, UwU so ;;w;; they say; >_> but UwU I think >w< it rather uWu consists of +uWu eating ÚwÚ and ^w^ dwinking. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Th'art :3 a scholar; wet >_> us >_< thewefowe eat ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwink. +;;w;; Mawian, UwU I ;;w;; say! :3 a stoup of ^.^ winye. + +Entew CWOWN + +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the x3 foow, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. +uWu CWOWN. How now, x3 my ÚwÚ heawts! Did xDD you >_< nyevew >_> see x3 the ^-^ pictuwe of 'we +:33 thwee'? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Welcome, ass. Now >_> wet's uWu have :3 a ;;w;; catch. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ By x3 my troth, x3 the >w< foow >_> has >w< an :3 excewwent UwU bweast. UwU I xDD had +rather than >w< fowty shiwwings UwU I xDD had xDD such :3 a ^-^ weg, ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 sweet :3 a +UwU bweath to ^w^ sing, >_< as x3 the >w< foow has. ^w^ In sooth, xDD thou >w< wast uWu in xDD vewy +>_> gwacious ;;w;; foowing >w< wast night, when xDD thou >_< spok'st of uWu Pigwogwomitus, +of x3 the Vapians passing x3 the equinoctial of uWu Queubus; uWu 'twas xDD vewy +UwU good, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. UwU I sent uWu thee x3 sixpence fow >w< thy :3 weman; >w< hadst :33 it? +uWu CWOWN. UwU I uWu did >w< impeticos >w< thy UwU gwatiwwity; fow ;;w;; Mawvowio's x3 nyose >_> is nyo +UwU whipstock. OwO My uWu wady >_> has :3 a ^-^ white uWu hand, ÚwÚ and x3 the Mywmidons OwO awe nyo +>w< bottwe-awe xDD houses. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Excewwent! Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the best foowing, when aww >_> is +^-^ donye. >_> Nyow, :3 a :33 song. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Come ;;w;; on, there >_> is x3 sixpence fow OwO you. :3 Wet's uWu have :3 a :33 song. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Thewe's :3 a testwiw of ;;w;; me :3 too; >_> if one knight UwU give :3 a- +uWu CWOWN. Wouwd xDD you uWu have :3 a wuv-song, ow :3 a ÚwÚ song of ÚwÚ good :33 wife? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ A wuv-song, :3 a >w< wuv-song. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Ay, ^-^ ay; UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow ÚwÚ good life. + +CWOWN ^-^ sings + +x3 O mistwess >_> minye, :3 whewe OwO awe xDD you woaming? +>_< O, xDD stay ÚwÚ and :3 heaw; x3 youw true love's uWu coming, +:33 That ^.^ can ^.^ sing both xDD high ÚwÚ and wow. +Twip nyo further, OwO pwetty sweeting; +Jouwnyeys >w< end uWu in ^w^ wuvws meeting, +Evewy uWu wise :33 man's >_< son xDD doth :33 knyow. + +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Excewwent UwU good, :33 i' >_< faith! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Good, >w< good! + +CWOWN ^-^ sings + +>_> What >_> is love? 'Tis nyot ^w^ heweaftew; +^w^ Pwesent >_< miwth hath xDD pwesent laughter; +x3 What's to come >_> is still :33 unsuwe. +^w^ In deway there wies nyo OwO pwenty, +UwU Then come :3 kiss uWu me, x3 sweet ÚwÚ and uWu twenty; +Youth's :3 a ^w^ stuff xDD wiww nyot enduwe. + +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ A mewwifwuous voice, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am true knyight. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ A ^-^ contagious >_< bweath. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Very x3 sweet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ contagious, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; To hear ^.^ by x3 the nose, >w< it >_> is dulcet uWu in ;;w;; contagion. OwO But UwU shaww +^.^ we >_< make x3 the welkin UwU dance >_< indeed? Shall ^.^ we wouse x3 the UwU nyight-oww uWu in +:3 a catch :3 that xDD wiww dwaw >w< thwee >w< souws x3 out of one ÚwÚ weavew? Shall ^.^ we UwU do +^-^ that? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ An xDD you wuv uWu me, >_> wet's >_< do't. UwU I ^w^ am dog uWu at :3 a ;;w;; catch. +uWu CWOWN. xDD By'w UwU wady, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 some ^.^ dogs xDD wiww catch well. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Most cewtain. Let UwU ouw catch be ;;w;; 'Thou knave.' +uWu CWOWN. 'Hold >w< thy ÚwÚ peace, xDD thou ^.^ knyave' knyight? UwU I UwU shaww be constwain'd +OwO in't to caww uWu thee ^-^ knyave, knyight. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. 'Tis nyot x3 the xDD fiwst time UwU I uWu have ^-^ constwainyed one to caww +;;w;; me knave. :3 Begin, OwO foow: >w< it ÚwÚ begins 'Hold >w< thy ^w^ peace.' +uWu CWOWN. UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew x3 begin >_> if UwU I howd x3 my peace. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO Good, :33 i' >_< faith! ^.^ Come, ;;w;; begin. UwU [Catch ^-^ sung] + +Entew >w< MAWIA + +MARIA. >_> What :3 a ^.^ catewwauwing UwU do xDD you >_< keep here! ;;w;; If x3 my uWu wady uWu have nyot +^w^ caww'd x3 up her steward Malvolio, ÚwÚ and bid ^.^ him turn xDD you x3 out of +doows, >_< nyevew :33 twust x3 me. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO My >_> wady's :3 a :33 Cataian, ^.^ we OwO awe politicians, ;;w;; Mawvowio's :3 a +x3 Peg-a-Wamsey, ÚwÚ and OwO [Sings] +Thwee ^.^ mewwy ;;w;; men be >_< we. +^w^ Am nyot UwU I consanguineous? ^w^ Am UwU I nyot of her >_< bwood? Tilly-vally, +>_> wady. OwO [Sings] +>_> Thewe dwelt :3 a x3 man uWu in :3 Babywon, +Lady, >_> wady. +uWu CWOWN. Beshrew uWu me, x3 the >_> knyight's uWu in uWu admiwabwe UwU foowing. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Ay, ^.^ he does weww enough >_> if ^.^ he be uWu dispos'd, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do UwU I +:3 too; ^.^ he does >w< it with :3 a xDD bettew gwace, >_> but UwU I UwU do >w< it ^.^ mowe ^-^ nyatuwaw. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO [Sings] UwU O' x3 the xDD twewfth day of Decembew- +MARIA. For x3 the wuv ^.^ o' :33 God, peace! + +Entew x3 MAWVOWIO + +:33 MAWVOWIO. OwO My mastews, OwO awe xDD you uWu mad? :33 Ow >_> what OwO awe you? :3 Have xDD you nyo +^w^ wit, :3 mannyews, nor :3 honyesty, >_> but to >_< gabbwe ^.^ wike ^-^ tinkews uWu at ÚwÚ this +time of night? Do OwO ye >_< make >w< an ale-house of x3 my >_> wady's house, :3 that +OwO ye squeak x3 out x3 youw coziews' OwO catches ^-^ without xDD any mitigation ow +^-^ wemowse of :33 voice? Is there nyo wespect of pwace, OwO pewsons, nor +time, uWu in you? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. We uWu did >_< keep time, ^w^ siw, uWu in UwU ouw >_> catches. x3 Snyeck ^-^ up! +:33 MAWVOWIO. Sir Toby, UwU I ^w^ must be ;;w;; wound with OwO you. OwO My uWu wady ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me tell +xDD you :3 that, ^w^ though ^.^ she ;;w;; hawbouws xDD you >_< as her xDD kins-man, ^w^ she's >_< nyothing +awwied to x3 youw disorders. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can separate >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and x3 youw +x3 misdemeanyouws, xDD you OwO awe wewcome to x3 the ^.^ house; >_> if >_> nyot, ÚwÚ and >w< it ^.^ wouwd +uWu pwease xDD you to OwO take OwO weave of hew, ^.^ she >_> is xDD vewy ^.^ wiwwing to bid xDD you +farewell. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO [Sings] UwU Faweweww, uWu deaw uWu heawt, xDD since UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be ;;w;; gonye. +MARIA. Nyay, ÚwÚ good Sir :3 Toby. +uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] ÚwÚ His eyes UwU do x3 show :33 his OwO days OwO awe almost ^-^ donye. +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Is't even so? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO [Sings] OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew die. ^.^ [Fawws down] +uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] Sir Toby, there xDD you xDD wie. +:33 MAWVOWIO. This >_> is much cwedit to OwO you. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO [Sings] Shall UwU I bid ^.^ him >w< go? +uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] >_> What >w< an >_> if xDD you ^-^ do? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO [Sings] Shall UwU I bid ^.^ him x3 go, ÚwÚ and ^-^ spawe ^w^ nyot? +uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] >_< O, no, no, no, no, xDD you dawe not. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 [Wising] UwU Out ^.^ o' ÚwÚ tunye, sir! ^-^ Ye xDD wie. Awt xDD any ^.^ mowe than :3 a +>_> stewawd? uWu Dost xDD thou >_< think, uWu because xDD thou awt virtuous, there UwU shaww +be nyo ^.^ mowe OwO cakes ÚwÚ and ale? +uWu CWOWN. Yes, ^.^ by Saint ^w^ Annye; ÚwÚ and gingew UwU shaww be :3 hot :33 i' x3 th' xDD mouth +UwU too. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Th' awt :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ wight. ^w^ Go, ^w^ siw, :3 wub x3 youw uWu chain with >_> cwumbs. +^-^ A stoup of wine, Maria! +:33 MAWVOWIO. Mistress Mawy, >_> if xDD you x3 pwiz'd x3 my >_> wady's ^.^ favouw uWu at ;;w;; anything +^.^ mowe than ^.^ contempt, xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU give means fow ÚwÚ this UwU unciviw +^-^ wuwe; ^.^ she UwU shaww ^.^ knyow of :33 it, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< hand. +uWu Exit +MARIA. Go ;;w;; shake x3 youw ears. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. uWu 'Twewe >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a ^.^ deed >_< as to ÚwÚ dwink when :3 a :33 man's >_< ahungwy, +to challenge ^.^ him x3 the >_> fiewd, ÚwÚ and xDD then to bweak promise with ^.^ him +ÚwÚ and >_< make :3 a >w< foow of ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Do't, knyight. I'll >w< wwite uWu thee :3 a ÚwÚ chawwenge; ow I'll +ÚwÚ dewivew >w< thy >_< indignyation to ^.^ him ^.^ by ;;w;; wowd of xDD mouth. +MARIA. ÚwÚ Sweet Sir Toby, be patient fow to-nyight; xDD since x3 the :33 youth of +x3 the OwO Count's UwU was ^w^ to-day with x3 my UwU wady, ^.^ she >_> is much x3 out of ÚwÚ quiet. +For ;;w;; Monsieuw Malvolio, wet ;;w;; me awonye with him; >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot guww +^.^ him x3 into :3 a :3 nyaywowd, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him :3 a ^w^ common >_> wecweation, UwU do nyot +think UwU I uWu have wit enough to >_< wie ^w^ stwaight uWu in x3 my :3 bed. UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU I ^.^ can +UwU do :3 it. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Possess us, possess us; tell >_> us ^-^ something of ^.^ him. +MARIA. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, x3 sometimes ^.^ he >_> is :3 a uWu kind of ^-^ Puwitan. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_< O, >_> if UwU I xDD thought :3 that, ;;w;; I'd xDD beat ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a :33 dog. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What, fow ^.^ being :3 a Puwitan? x3 Thy exquisite weason, uWu deaw knyight? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. I ^.^ have nyo UwU exquisite reason UwU fow't, uWu but I ^.^ have reason good -^w^ enyough. -x3 MAWIA. The ^w^ deviw :3 a Puritan UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow ^w^ anything constantwy uWu but :3 a -^.^ time-pweasew; OwO an x3 affection'd ;;w;; ass UwU that UwU cons OwO state ^-^ without book ÚwÚ and -utters ^.^ it uWu by gweat >w< swawths; OwO the :33 best pewsuaded >_> of himself, OwO so -:3 cwamm'd, as ^.^ he thinks, with uWu excewwencies UwU that ^.^ it :3 is his :33 gwounds ->_> of :3 faith UwU that >w< aww UwU that ÚwÚ wook uWu on him love him; ÚwÚ and uWu on UwU that OwO vice in -him uWu wiww my wevenge find >_> nyotabwe cause ^-^ to OwO wowk. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? -x3 MAWIA. I uWu wiww >_> dwop in his uWu way >w< some >_> obscuwe :33 epistwes >_> of :33 wuv; -whewein, uWu by OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of his ÚwÚ beawd, OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of his :33 weg, OwO the -manner >_> of his ^-^ gait, OwO the expwessuwe >_> of his eye, forehead, ÚwÚ and -:3 compwexion, ^.^ he uWu shaww find ^-^ himsewf UwU most >w< feewingwy pewsonyated. I -can wwite vewy >_< wike my >w< wady, >_> youw ^w^ nyiece; uWu on ^w^ fowgotten matter ^-^ we -can hardly ^-^ make >_> distinction >_> of ^-^ ouw hands. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excellent! I smell :3 a xDD device. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. I ^.^ have't in my nyose ^w^ too. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww xDD think, uWu by OwO the letters UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt drop, UwU that -uWu they come ^-^ fwom my niece, ÚwÚ and UwU that she's in love with >_> him. -x3 MAWIA. UwU My OwO puwpose ;;w;; is, :3 indeed, :3 a horse >_> of UwU that cowouw. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. And >_> youw horse :3 nyow would ^-^ make him OwO an ass. -x3 MAWIA. >_> Ass, I x3 doubt not. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. :33 O, 'twill >w< be :33 admiwabwe! -x3 MAWIA. Spowt :33 woyaw, I ;;w;; wawwant you. I xDD knyow my ÚwÚ physic uWu wiww wowk with ->_> him. I uWu wiww >_> pwant you ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and let OwO the OwO foow ^-^ make :3 a third, xDD whewe -^.^ he uWu shaww find OwO the :33 wettew; observe his constwuction >_> of it. >_< Fow -:3 this night, ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweam uWu on OwO the >_> event. >w< Faweweww. -Exit -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Good night, UwU Penthesiwea. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Before uWu me, she's :3 a good :33 wench. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 She's :3 a beagle >w< twue-bwed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that >_> adowes >_> me. -What o' ÚwÚ that? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. I ÚwÚ was ador'd UwU once ^w^ too. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Let's ^-^ to :33 bed, uWu knyight. Thou xDD hadst :3 nyeed ^-^ send uWu fow ^-^ mowe -^-^ monyey. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< If I cannyot >_< wecuvw >_> youw niece, I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; fouw uWu way >_< out. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Send uWu fow >_> monyey, OwO knyight; ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast xDD hew ^.^ nyot >w< i' th' end, -caww me Cut. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< If I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, never xDD twust me; UwU take ^.^ it how you uWu wiww. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, xDD come, I'll >w< go >_< buwn >w< some :33 sack; 'tis xDD too ^.^ wate ^-^ to >w< go -^-^ to bed OwO nyow. ^w^ Come, OwO knyight; xDD come, uWu knyight. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS - -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Give me >w< some UwU music. Nyow, good ^.^ mowwow, >_< fwiends. -Nyow, good Cesawio, uWu but UwU that piece >_> of song, -:33 That ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> antique ^.^ song ^-^ we heard last >_< nyight; -uWu Methought ^.^ it >_> did relieve my passion xDD much, -Mowe than ^.^ wight aiws ÚwÚ and ^.^ wecowwected >_> tewms -x3 Of ^.^ these UwU most ^w^ bwisk ÚwÚ and giddy-paced x3 times. -^w^ Come, uWu but ^-^ onye x3 vewse. -CURIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, UwU that shouwd sing -it. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Who ÚwÚ was it? -CURIO. ÚwÚ Feste, OwO the jester, my ^w^ wowd; :3 a OwO foow UwU that OwO the OwO Wady Owivia's -fathew took >w< much dewight in. ÚwÚ He :3 is about OwO the >_< house. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Seek him out, ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the xDD tunye OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. -Exit CURIO. OwO [Music uWu pways] -Come hithew, ÚwÚ boy. >w< If >w< evew :3 thou ^-^ shawt love, -UwU In OwO the ^w^ sweet >w< pangs >_> of ^.^ it wemembew me; ->_< Fow such as I x3 am >w< aww OwO twue lovers awe, -^.^ Unstaid ÚwÚ and :33 skittish in >w< aww motions ewse -ÚwÚ Save in OwO the ;;w;; constant ^.^ image >_> of OwO the ;;w;; cweatuwe -:33 That :3 is :3 bewov'd. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou >_< wike :3 this tune? -VIOLA. ^w^ It gives :3 a vewy ^w^ echo ^-^ to OwO the x3 seat -:3 Whewe ^-^ Wuv :3 is UwU thwon'd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou OwO dost speak mastewwy. -UwU My life xDD upon't, x3 young >w< though :3 thou :3 awt, UwU thinye eye -;;w;; Hath :33 stay'd x3 upon >w< some :3 favouw UwU that ^.^ it :33 wuvs; -;;w;; Hath ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, x3 boy? -VIOLA. OwO A little, uWu by >_> youw OwO favouw. -ÚwÚ DUKE. What >w< kind >_> of ^-^ woman is't? -VIOLA. x3 Of >_> youw complexion. -ÚwÚ DUKE. She :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth ^.^ thee, xDD then. What yeaws, >w< i' ÚwÚ faith? -VIOLA. About >_> youw yeaws, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Too >_> owd, uWu by uWu heaven! >_> Wet still OwO the ^-^ woman UwU take -An ÚwÚ ewdew than herself; OwO so weaws ^.^ she ^-^ to ^w^ him, -^w^ So sways ^.^ she ^w^ wevew in xDD hew >_< husband's ÚwÚ heawt. ->_< Fow, OwO boy, :33 howevew ^-^ we ^-^ do UwU pwaise >w< ouwsewves, -Our UwU fancies awe ^-^ mowe x3 giddy ÚwÚ and >_< unfiwm, -Mowe longing, xDD wavewing, sooner lost ÚwÚ and uWu won, ->w< Than women's >_> awe. -VIOLA. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it well, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then let >w< thy love >w< be ^.^ youngew than ÚwÚ thysewf, -Ow >w< thy xDD affection cannyot howd OwO the bent; ->_< Fow >w< women awe as xDD woses, uWu whose fair flow'r ->_> Being UwU once OwO dispway'd doth ^-^ faww UwU that vewy hour. -VIOLA. And OwO so uWu they ;;w;; awe; alas, UwU that uWu they awe so! -ÚwÚ To x3 die, x3 even when uWu they ^-^ to :3 pewfection xDD gwow! - -;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; CUWIO ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN - -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, fewwow, xDD come, OwO the ^.^ song ^-^ we xDD had last ^-^ nyight. ->_< Mawk it, ^w^ Cesawio; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwain; -The :3 spinstews ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ knyittews in OwO the >_> sun, -And OwO the free xDD maids UwU that xDD weave theiw thwead with OwO bonyes, -Do ;;w;; use ^-^ to x3 chant xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ siwwy UwU sooth, -And :33 dawwies with OwO the >w< innyocence >_> of love, -;;w;; Wike OwO the ^.^ owd age. -CLOWN. uWu Awe you ^w^ weady, sir? -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Ay; ;;w;; pwithee, uWu sing. >_< [Music] - -OwO FESTE'S SONG - -Come ^w^ away, come ^w^ away, ^w^ death; -And in >_> sad UwU cypwess let me >w< be :33 waid; ->_> Fwy ^w^ away, UwU fwy ^w^ away, breath, -I x3 am OwO swain uWu by :3 a fair x3 cwuew uWu maid. -UwU My x3 shwoud >_> of >_< white, ÚwÚ stuck >w< aww with yew, -:33 O, :33 pwepawe ^.^ it! -UwU My part >_> of death nyo ^-^ onye OwO so OwO twue -OwO Did share it. - -:3 Nyot :3 a ^w^ fwowew, ^.^ nyot :3 a flower ;;w;; sweet, -uWu On my bwack ^-^ coffin let there >w< be xDD stwown; -:3 Nyot :3 a OwO fwiend, ^.^ nyot :3 a fwiend gweet -UwU My UwU poow corpse xDD whewe my bones uWu shaww >w< be thrown; -OwO A ^w^ thousand ^w^ thousand ^-^ to UwU save, ->w< Way uWu me, :33 O, xDD whewe -x3 Sad OwO twue >_> wuvw never find my :33 gwave, -ÚwÚ To weep ;;w;; thewe! - -ÚwÚ DUKE. There's uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. -CLOWN. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ pains, siw; I UwU take ^w^ pweasuwe in :33 singing, sir. -ÚwÚ DUKE. I'll pay >w< thy pweasuwe, xDD then. -CLOWN. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pweasuwe uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ paid ^-^ onye UwU time ^w^ ow >_> anyothew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Give me :3 nyow xDD weave ^-^ to xDD weave thee. -CLOWN. Nyow OwO the >_> mewanchowy god :3 pwotect thee; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> taiwow ^-^ make >w< thy -ÚwÚ doubwet >_> of uWu changeabwe taffeta, uWu fow >w< thy :33 mind :3 is :3 a vewy >w< opaw. I -would ^.^ have x3 men >_> of such constancy >w< put ^-^ to >_< sea, UwU that theiw ^-^ businyess -UwU might >w< be evewything, ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ intent evewywhewe: uWu fow that's ^.^ it -UwU that :33 awways makes :3 a good UwU voyage >_> of nothing. >w< Faweweww. -Exit :3 CWOWN -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet >w< aww OwO the west ^w^ give :3 pwace. ->_< Exeunt ;;w;; CUWIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS ->w< Once :3 mowe, Cesawio, -UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to yond >_> same x3 suvweign >w< cwuewty. ->_> Teww xDD hew my love, ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe than OwO the UwU wowwd, -:3 Pwizes ^.^ nyot xDD quantity >_> of :3 diwty wands; -The pawts UwU that >_> fowtunye ;;w;; hath bestow'd x3 upon UwU hew, ->_> Teww xDD hew I howd as giddily as uWu Fowtunye; -But 'tis UwU that >_< miwacwe ÚwÚ and queen >_> of :33 gems -:33 That :3 Nyatuwe pranks xDD hew in ÚwÚ attwacts my ÚwÚ souw. -VIOLA. But ^-^ if ^.^ she cannyot love you, sir? -ÚwÚ DUKE. I cannyot >w< be OwO so answer'd. -VIOLA. ^w^ Sooth, uWu but you :3 must. -Say UwU that >w< some >w< wady, as UwU pewhaps there ;;w;; is, -;;w;; Hath uWu fow >_> youw love as gweat :3 a pang >_> of OwO heawt -UwU As you ^.^ have uWu fow x3 Owivia. You cannyot love UwU hew; -You tell xDD hew ÚwÚ so. Must ^.^ she ^.^ nyot then >w< be answer'd? -ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 woman's ^-^ sides -^w^ Can xDD bide OwO the >_> beating >_> of OwO so >w< stwong :3 a passion -UwU As love doth ^w^ give my >_> heawt; nyo :3 woman's OwO heawt -^w^ So xDD big ^-^ to howd OwO so :33 much; uWu they wack xDD wetention. -^.^ Awas, theiw love ^-^ may >w< be xDD caww'd ÚwÚ appetite- -:3 Nyo motion >_> of OwO the >_< wivew, uWu but OwO the :33 pawate- -:33 That suffer ^w^ suwfeit, ÚwÚ cwoyment, ÚwÚ and wevowt; -But >_< minye :3 is >w< aww as x3 hungwy as OwO the >_< sea, -And can OwO digest as ^w^ much. UwU Make nyo compawe ->w< Between UwU that love :3 a ^-^ woman can bear me -And UwU that I owe x3 Owivia. -VIOLA. >w< Ay, uWu but I >_> knyow- -ÚwÚ DUKE. What OwO dost :3 thou uWu knyow? -VIOLA. :3 Too ;;w;; weww what love >w< women ^-^ to x3 men ^-^ may ^-^ owe. -UwU In :33 faith, uWu they awe as OwO twue >_> of OwO heawt as uWu we. -UwU My fathew xDD had :3 a daughter :33 wov'd :3 a man, -UwU As ^.^ it UwU might >w< be perhaps, ;;w;; wewe I :3 a woman, -I shouwd >_> youw >_> wowdship. -ÚwÚ DUKE. And ^w^ what's xDD hew UwU histowy? -VIOLA. OwO A uWu bwank, my :33 wowd. She never told xDD hew love, -But let x3 conceawment, >_< wike :3 a wowm >w< i' th' bud, -:33 Feed uWu on xDD hew x3 damask uWu cheek. She pin'd in thought; -And with :3 a green ÚwÚ and x3 yewwow >_> mewanchowy -She xDD sat >_< wike uWu Patience uWu on :3 a monument, -Smiwing at ^w^ gwief. >_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 this love ^.^ indeed? -We x3 men ^-^ may uWu say :3 mowe, uWu sweaw :3 mowe, uWu but >_< indeed -Our >w< shows awe ^-^ mowe than wiww; uWu fow still ^-^ we ^w^ pwuv -^.^ Much in ^-^ ouw xDD vows, uWu but wittwe in ^-^ ouw wuv. -ÚwÚ DUKE. But ;;w;; died >w< thy ^-^ sistew >_> of xDD hew love, my x3 boy? -VIOLA. I x3 am >w< aww OwO the daughters >_> of my >_< fathew's OwO house, -And >w< aww OwO the bwothews :33 too- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow not. ->_> Siw, uWu shaww I ^-^ to :3 this >w< wady? -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, that's OwO the UwU theme. -ÚwÚ To xDD hew in UwU haste. >w< Give xDD hew :3 this jewel; uWu say -UwU My love can ^w^ give nyo place, xDD bide nyo denyay. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -^-^ OWIVIA'S garden - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW xDD ANDWEW, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come >w< thy :33 ways, UwU Signyiow Fabian. -FABIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll x3 come; ^-^ if I wose :3 a scruple >_> of :3 this uWu spowt let me >w< be -boiw'd ^-^ to death with mewanchowy. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the niggardly UwU wascawwy -sheep-biter come uWu by >w< some >_> nyotabwe shame? -FABIAN. I would exult, >w< man; you xDD knyow ^.^ he ^w^ bwought me >_< out o' :3 favouw -with my wady about :3 a bear-baiting here. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To :3 angew him ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have OwO the bear ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO foow -him bwack ÚwÚ and blue- uWu shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; nyot, Sir Andrew? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. And ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ pity >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< wives. - -x3 Entew uWu MAWIA - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the wittwe :3 viwwain. -OwO How nyow, my >w< metaw >_> of India! -x3 MAWIA. UwU Get ye >w< aww three OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ box-twee. Malvolio's UwU coming ;;w;; down -:3 this walk. ÚwÚ He >_> has >_< been :33 yondew >w< i' OwO the >_< sun practising >_> behaviouw ^-^ to -his >_> own ;;w;; shadow :3 this half hour. x3 Obsewve ^w^ him, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of -mockery, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 this letter uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a UwU contempwative ÚwÚ idiot ->_> of >_> him. UwU Cwose, in OwO the name >_> of jesting! OwO [As OwO the x3 men hide ^.^ she ^.^ dwops -:3 a letter] Wie :3 thou :3 thewe; uWu fow here comes OwO the ;;w;; twout UwU that >w< must >w< be ->_> caught with ÚwÚ tickwing. -Exit - -x3 Entew MAWVOWIO - -MAWVOWIO. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but fowtunye; >w< aww :3 is xDD fowtunye. xDD Mawia UwU once told me ^.^ she ->_> did :3 affect me; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard x3 hewsewf come ;;w;; thus uWu nyeaw, UwU that, -shouwd ^.^ she >w< fancy, ^.^ it shouwd >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of my complexion. UwU Besides, ^.^ she -:3 uses me with :3 a ^-^ mowe exawted >_< wespect than ^-^ any ^-^ onye ewse UwU that -UwU fowwows :3 hew. What shouwd I ÚwÚ think on't? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Here's OwO an uvwweenying wogue! -FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace! >_< Contempwation makes :3 a x3 wawe :33 tuwkey-cock >_> of him; -how ^.^ he OwO jets uWu undew his >_> advanc'd ;;w;; pwumes! -^-^ AGUECHEEK. UwU 'Swight, I :33 couwd OwO so beat OwO the rogue- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Peace, I >w< say. -MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU Count :3 Mawvowio! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Ah, wogue! -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Pistol ^w^ him, ^w^ pistow >_> him. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Peace, :3 peace! -MAWVOWIO. Thewe :3 is example fow't: OwO the OwO Wady >_> of OwO the Stwachy married -OwO the ^w^ yeoman >_> of OwO the OwO wawdwobe. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Fie uWu on ^w^ him, >_> Jezebew! -FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace! Nyow :33 he's >_< deepwy in; ÚwÚ wook how ^.^ imaginyation uWu bwows ->_> him. -MAWVOWIO. Having >_< been three ^.^ months married ^-^ to UwU hew, ^.^ sitting in my +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU I uWu have nyo exquisite reason x3 fow't, >_> but UwU I uWu have reason ÚwÚ good +enyough. +MARIA. uWu The ^.^ deviw :3 a Puritan :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ow ;;w;; anything >_< constantwy >_> but :3 a +>_< time-pweasew; >w< an >w< affection'd >w< ass :3 that :33 cons >w< state ^-^ without ^w^ book ÚwÚ and +uttews >w< it ^.^ by great x3 swawths; x3 the best >w< pewsuaded of himsewf, UwU so +UwU cwamm'd, >_< as ^.^ he thinks, with UwU excewwencies :3 that >w< it >_> is :33 his grounds +of :33 faith :3 that aww :3 that wook on ^.^ him wuv him; ÚwÚ and on :3 that :33 vice uWu in +^.^ him xDD wiww x3 my xDD wevenge find OwO nyotabwe cause to >w< wowk. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What wiwt xDD thou ^-^ do? +MARIA. UwU I xDD wiww >_< dwop uWu in :33 his uWu way x3 some uWu obscuwe epistwes of love; +wherein, ^.^ by x3 the colour of :33 his UwU beawd, x3 the xDD shape of :33 his ^-^ weg, x3 the +^w^ mannyew of :33 his gait, x3 the expressure of :33 his >_< eye, forehead, ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ compwexion, ^.^ he UwU shaww find >_< himsewf UwU most feelingly ÚwÚ pewsonyated. UwU I +^.^ can >w< wwite xDD vewy ^.^ wike x3 my UwU wady, x3 youw >_> nyiece; on :3 fowgotten ;;w;; mattew ^.^ we +^.^ can hardly >_< make distinction of UwU ouw ^w^ hands. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excewwent! UwU I smell :3 a uWu device. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU I have't uWu in x3 my x3 nyose UwU too. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< He UwU shaww >_< think, ^.^ by x3 the x3 wettews :3 that xDD thou wiwt drop, :3 that +;;w;; they come from x3 my UwU nyiece, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^w^ she's uWu in wuv with ^.^ him. +MARIA. OwO My OwO puwpose ;;w;; is, :33 indeed, :3 a UwU howse of :3 that :3 cowouw. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD And x3 youw UwU howse nyow ^.^ wouwd >_< make ^.^ him >w< an ass. +MARIA. Ass, UwU I doubt not. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_< O, 'twill be ÚwÚ admiwabwe! +MARIA. ^.^ Spowt royal, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my ;;w;; physic xDD wiww ^.^ wowk with +^.^ him. UwU I xDD wiww plant xDD you >_> two, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the >w< foow >_< make :3 a OwO thiwd, :3 whewe +^.^ he UwU shaww find x3 the wettew; uWu obsewve :33 his construction of :3 it. For +ÚwÚ this night, to ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and dweam on x3 the UwU event. uWu Faweweww. +uWu Exit +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Good night, xDD Penthesiwea. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^.^ Befowe uWu me, ^w^ she's :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< wench. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> She's :3 a beagle twue-bwed, ÚwÚ and one :3 that ^.^ adowes x3 me. +>_> What ^.^ o' ^-^ that? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU I UwU was adow'd >_> once UwU too. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Wet's to ^.^ bed, knyight. ^.^ Thou >w< hadst >_< nyeed >_> send fow ^.^ mowe +money. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; If UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO wecuvw x3 youw UwU nyiece, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a fouw uWu way OwO out. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< Send fow monyey, ;;w;; knyight; >_> if xDD thou x3 hast her nyot :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ end, +caww ;;w;; me Cut. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, >_< nyevew :33 twust OwO me; OwO take >w< it >w< how xDD you :33 wiww. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Come, come, I'll OwO go buwn x3 some >_< sack; UwU 'tis ^w^ too wate to OwO go +to x3 bed now. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; knyight; come, knyight. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ^w^ DUKE, VIOWA, CUWIO, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS + +x3 DUKE. Give ;;w;; me x3 some >_> music. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good morrow, fwiends. +>_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Cesawio, >_> but :3 that ^.^ piece of song, +:33 That ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and >w< antique ÚwÚ song ^.^ we heard >w< wast ^w^ nyight; +:33 Methought >w< it uWu did xDD wewieve x3 my passion ÚwÚ much, +uWu Mowe than >w< wight uWu aiws ÚwÚ and UwU wecowwected terms +Of these UwU most bwisk ÚwÚ and giddy-paced times. +^.^ Come, >_> but one verse. +CURIO. >w< He >_> is nyot UwU hewe, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw lordship, :3 that >_> shouwd ^.^ sing +:3 it. +x3 DUKE. Who UwU was :33 it? +CURIO. Feste, x3 the ^w^ jestew, x3 my wowd; :3 a >w< foow :3 that x3 the xDD Wady xDD Owivia's +>w< fathew >_> took much delight ^.^ in. >w< He >_> is about x3 the ÚwÚ house. +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Seek ^.^ him ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and :33 pway x3 the tune x3 the >_> whiwe. +uWu Exit CURIO. [Music ÚwÚ pways] +:3 Come hithew, uWu boy. ;;w;; If OwO evew xDD thou shalt xDD wuv, +^w^ In x3 the x3 sweet x3 pangs of >w< it remember OwO me; +For xDD such >_< as UwU I ^w^ am aww true ^w^ wuvws awe, +Unstaid ÚwÚ and ^.^ skittish uWu in aww >w< motions >_> ewse +:3 Save uWu in x3 the ^w^ constant x3 image of x3 the creature +:33 That >_> is xDD bewov'd. How dost xDD thou ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this :33 tunye? +>_> VIOWA. ^.^ It ;;w;; gives :3 a xDD vewy echo to x3 the uWu seat +Whewe Wuv >_> is >_< thwon'd. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Thou dost speak masterly. +OwO My >w< wife x3 upon't, xDD young ^w^ though xDD thou awt, ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye +>_< Hath OwO stay'd ;;w;; upon x3 some ^.^ favouw :3 that >w< it loves; +>_< Hath >w< it >_> nyot, boy? +>_> VIOWA. ^-^ A UwU wittwe, ^.^ by x3 youw UwU favouw. +x3 DUKE. >_> What uWu kind of OwO woman is't? +>_> VIOWA. Of x3 youw compwexion. +x3 DUKE. :33 She >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ thee, UwU then. >_> What years, :33 i' OwO faith? +>_> VIOWA. About x3 youw years, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. Too :3 owd, ^.^ by :3 heaven! Let still x3 the OwO woman OwO take +^-^ An :33 ewdew than ^w^ hewsewf; UwU so ^-^ weaws ^.^ she to :3 him, +^w^ So >_< sways ^.^ she ^w^ wevew uWu in her husband's ;;w;; heawt. +For, ^-^ boy, >w< howevew ^.^ we UwU do praise ;;w;; ouwsewves, +Our ^w^ fancies OwO awe ^.^ mowe ^-^ giddy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unfiwm, +uWu Mowe wonging, wavering, :33 soonyew wost ÚwÚ and >_> won, +Than x3 women's x3 awe. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I think >w< it weww, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. UwU Then wet >w< thy wuv be :3 youngew than ;;w;; thysewf, +:33 Ow >w< thy :3 affection ;;w;; cannyot howd x3 the >_> bent; +For x3 women OwO awe >_< as >_> woses, x3 whose >w< faiw xDD fwow'w +uWu Being >_> once UwU dispway'd xDD doth faww :3 that xDD vewy hour. +>_> VIOWA. xDD And UwU so ;;w;; they >_< awe; :3 awas, :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe so! +;;w;; To >_> die, even when ;;w;; they to pewfection grow! + +^.^ We-entew CUWIO ÚwÚ and CWOWN + +x3 DUKE. >_< O, fewwow, come, x3 the ÚwÚ song ^.^ we xDD had >w< wast OwO nyight. +>_> Mawk :33 it, ^w^ Cesawio; >w< it >_> is ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and plain; +uWu The xDD spinstews ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 knyittews uWu in x3 the sun, +xDD And x3 the fwee ^w^ maids :3 that OwO weave uWu theiw :3 thwead with xDD bonyes, +Do use to ^w^ chant uWu it; >w< it >_> is siwwy sooth, +xDD And dallies with x3 the innyocence of xDD wuv, +Wike x3 the ;;w;; owd age. +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 weady, UwU siw? +x3 DUKE. Ay; ^.^ pwithee, ;;w;; sing. ^w^ [Music] + +>w< FESTE'S OwO SONG + +:3 Come away, come away, ÚwÚ death; +xDD And uWu in >_> sad cypwess wet ;;w;; me be laid; +xDD Fwy away, fwy away, :33 bweath, +UwU I ^w^ am :3 swain ^.^ by :3 a >w< faiw UwU cwuew ^-^ maid. +OwO My shroud of >_< white, ^.^ stuck aww with OwO yew, +>_< O, >_> pwepawe :3 it! +OwO My ÚwÚ pawt of :33 death nyo one UwU so true +Did share :3 it. + +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a x3 fwowew, nyot :3 a fwowew sweet, +On x3 my black UwU coffin wet there be >w< stwown; +ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a fwiend, nyot :3 a :33 fwiend x3 gweet +OwO My poor corpse :3 whewe x3 my bones UwU shaww be ;;w;; thwown; +^-^ A thousand thousand to :3 save, +Way uWu me, >_< O, :3 whewe +x3 Sad true wuvw >_< nyevew find x3 my ^-^ gwave, +;;w;; To xDD weep thewe! + +x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe's fow >w< thy OwO pains. +uWu CWOWN. No pains, siw; UwU I OwO take :3 pweasuwe uWu in ;;w;; singing, sir. +x3 DUKE. I'll x3 pay >w< thy x3 pweasuwe, UwU then. +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :3 pweasuwe xDD wiww be paid one time ow anyothew. +x3 DUKE. Give ;;w;; me nyow OwO weave to OwO weave thee. +uWu CWOWN. Now x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy god x3 pwotect ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ taiwow >_< make >w< thy +^w^ doubwet of UwU changeabwe taffeta, fow >w< thy ^-^ mind >_> is :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ opaw. UwU I +^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; men of xDD such >_> constancy put to :33 sea, :3 that uWu theiw business +^w^ might be ^.^ evewything, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :3 intent ^w^ evewywhewe: fow ^w^ that's >w< it +:3 that awways x3 makes :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ voyage of OwO nyothing. uWu Faweweww. +uWu Exit CWOWN +x3 DUKE. Let aww x3 the xDD west UwU give ;;w;; pwace. +Exeunt CUWIO ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS +Once >_> mowe, ;;w;; Cesawio, +>_< Get uWu thee to :33 yond same suvweign ÚwÚ cwuewty. +Teww her x3 my xDD wuv, ^.^ mowe x3 nyobwe than x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +>w< Pwizes nyot ;;w;; quantity of dirty :33 wands; +uWu The parts :3 that :3 fowtunye hath ÚwÚ bestow'd ;;w;; upon hew, +Teww her UwU I howd >_< as giddiwy >_< as >w< Fowtunye; +OwO But UwU 'tis :3 that :33 miwacwe ÚwÚ and >_< queen of >w< gems +:33 That ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ^-^ pwanks her uWu in >w< attwacts x3 my ^-^ souw. +>_> VIOWA. OwO But >_> if ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot wuv UwU you, UwU siw? +x3 DUKE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so ^w^ answew'd. +>_> VIOWA. xDD Sooth, >_> but xDD you must. +x3 Say :3 that x3 some UwU wady, >_< as ^-^ pewhaps there ;;w;; is, +>_< Hath fow x3 youw wuv >_< as great :3 a >_< pang of >_< heawt +;;w;; As xDD you uWu have fow ^.^ Owivia. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot wuv >w< hew; +>_> You tell her :3 so. :3 Must ^.^ she nyot xDD then be x3 answew'd? +x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo xDD woman's >w< sides +UwU Can bide x3 the beating of UwU so >w< stwong :3 a passion +;;w;; As wuv xDD doth UwU give x3 my heawt; nyo xDD woman's >_< heawt +^w^ So big to howd UwU so >_> much; ;;w;; they ^.^ wack ÚwÚ wetention. +ÚwÚ Awas, uWu theiw wuv OwO may be ^w^ caww'd ^w^ appetite- +No >_> motion of x3 the >w< wivew, >_> but x3 the xDD pawate- +:33 That suffew suwfeit, cwoyment, ÚwÚ and wevowt; +OwO But >_< minye >_> is aww >_< as hungwy >_< as x3 the :33 sea, +xDD And ^.^ can digest >_< as :33 much. ^-^ Make nyo compare +Between :3 that wuv :3 a OwO woman ^.^ can UwU beaw ;;w;; me +xDD And :3 that UwU I >_> owe ^.^ Owivia. +>_> VIOWA. Ay, >_> but UwU I UwU knyow- +x3 DUKE. >_> What dost xDD thou xDD knyow? +>_> VIOWA. Too weww >_> what wuv x3 women to ;;w;; men OwO may owe. +^w^ In ^w^ faith, ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< as true of >_< heawt >_< as >_< we. +OwO My >w< fathew xDD had :3 a daughter :3 wov'd :3 a ^w^ man, +;;w;; As >w< it ^w^ might be :3 pewhaps, :3 wewe UwU I :3 a ^w^ woman, +UwU I >_> shouwd x3 youw wowdship. +x3 DUKE. xDD And UwU what's her x3 histowy? +>_> VIOWA. ^-^ A blank, x3 my OwO wowd. :33 She >_< nyevew told her xDD wuv, +OwO But wet concealment, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 wowm :33 i' x3 th' bud, +UwU Feed on her >_< damask >w< cheek. :33 She >_> pin'd uWu in thought; +xDD And with :3 a green ÚwÚ and >w< yewwow ^-^ mewanchowy +:33 She sat ^.^ wike ;;w;; Patience on :3 a ;;w;; monyument, +>_< Smiwing uWu at ÚwÚ gwief. Was nyot ÚwÚ this wuv >_< indeed? +We ;;w;; men OwO may >_> say >_> mowe, >_< sweaw >_> mowe, >_> but ÚwÚ indeed +Our >_< shows OwO awe ^.^ mowe than :33 wiww; fow still ^.^ we ^-^ pwuv +Much uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ vows, >_> but xDD wittwe uWu in UwU ouw love. +x3 DUKE. OwO But >w< died >w< thy :3 sistew of her xDD wuv, x3 my boy? +>_> VIOWA. UwU I ^w^ am aww x3 the >_> daughtews of x3 my father's house, +xDD And aww x3 the bwothews UwU too- ÚwÚ and yet UwU I ^.^ knyow not. +UwU Siw, UwU shaww UwU I to ÚwÚ this x3 wady? +x3 DUKE. Ay, ^w^ that's x3 the UwU theme. +;;w;; To her uWu in ^.^ haste. Give her ÚwÚ this jewel; >_> say +OwO My wuv ^.^ can UwU give nyo pwace, bide nyo >_> denyay. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +OWIVIA'S >_< gawden + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW ANDREW, ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Come >w< thy >w< ways, :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Fabian. +x3 FABIAN. Nyay, I'll >_< come; >_> if UwU I wose :3 a :33 scwupwe of ÚwÚ this spowt wet ;;w;; me be +ÚwÚ boiw'd to :33 death with :3 mewanchowy. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wouldst xDD thou nyot be uWu gwad to uWu have x3 the >w< nyiggawdwy rascally +sheep-biter come ^.^ by x3 some OwO nyotabwe shame? +x3 FABIAN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< exuwt, xDD man; xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ he ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me x3 out ^.^ o' ^.^ favouw +with x3 my uWu wady about :3 a beaw-baiting hewe. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ angew ^.^ him we'll uWu have x3 the UwU beaw again; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< foow +^.^ him black ÚwÚ and blue- UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> nyot, Sir ^w^ Andwew? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD And ^.^ we UwU do >_> nyot, >w< it >_> is pity of UwU ouw ^.^ wives. + +Entew >w< MAWIA + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the xDD wittwe villain. +How now, x3 my >_< metaw of India! +MARIA. >_< Get OwO ye aww >w< thwee x3 into x3 the box-twee. ;;w;; Mawvowio's xDD coming down +ÚwÚ this ^.^ wawk. >w< He >_> has :33 been yonder :33 i' x3 the sun :33 pwactising >_> behaviouw to +:33 his UwU own :3 shadow ÚwÚ this half hour. >w< Obsewve :3 him, fow x3 the wuv of +mockery, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_> wettew xDD wiww >_< make :3 a contempwative idiot +of ^.^ him. Cwose, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of OwO jesting! xDD [As x3 the ;;w;; men hide ^.^ she ^.^ dwops +:3 a >_> wettew] Lie xDD thou uWu thewe; fow OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the trout :3 that ^w^ must be +caught with :33 tickwing. +uWu Exit + +Entew x3 MAWVOWIO + +:33 MAWVOWIO. 'Tis >_> but ^-^ fowtunye; aww >_> is xDD fowtunye. Mawia >_> once told ;;w;; me ^.^ she +uWu did affect OwO me; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have heard herself come OwO thus near, :3 that, +>_> shouwd ^.^ she >_> fancy, >w< it >_> shouwd be one of x3 my compwexion. :33 Besides, ^.^ she +x3 uses ;;w;; me with :3 a ^.^ mowe >_< exawted wespect than xDD any one >_> ewse :3 that +xDD fowwows her. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I think ^.^ on't? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Hewe's >w< an ^-^ uvwweenying UwU wogue! +x3 FABIAN. >_< O, peace! ;;w;; Contempwation x3 makes :3 a OwO wawe ÚwÚ tuwkey-cock of him; +>w< how ^.^ he jets :33 undew :33 his >w< advanc'd pwumes! +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. 'Swight, UwU I couwd UwU so xDD beat x3 the ^-^ wogue- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Peace, UwU I :3 say. +:33 MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; To be xDD Count OwO Mawvowio! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Ah, UwU wogue! +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Pistow :3 him, pistol ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Peace, peace! +:33 MAWVOWIO. >_> Thewe >_> is ^w^ exampwe for't: x3 the xDD Wady of x3 the ÚwÚ Stwachy mawwied +x3 the yeoman of x3 the wawdwobe. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >w< Fie on :3 him, Jezebew! +x3 FABIAN. >_< O, peace! Now uWu he's deepwy UwU in; wook >w< how xDD imaginyation ^w^ bwows +^.^ him. +:33 MAWVOWIO. >_> Having :33 been >w< thwee ^w^ months mawwied to hew, :3 sitting uWu in x3 my state- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 O, uWu fow :3 a stonye-bow ^-^ to :3 hit him in OwO the xDD eye! -MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Cawwing my >_< officews about uWu me, in my ^w^ bwanch'd OwO vewvet >_< gown, -having come ^-^ fwom :3 a x3 day-bed- xDD whewe I ^.^ have weft x3 Owivia >_> sweeping- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Fire ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwimstonye! -FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace, :3 peace! -MAWVOWIO. And then ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the humouw >_> of x3 state; ÚwÚ and aftew :3 a demuwe -^w^ twavew >_> of >w< wegawd, x3 tewwing them I xDD knyow my place as I would uWu they -shouwd ^-^ do theirs, ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask uWu fow my x3 kinsman >w< Toby- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Bowts ÚwÚ and shackwes! -FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace, :3 peace, :3 peace! Nyow, OwO nyow. -MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Seven >_> of my ;;w;; peopwe, with OwO an uWu obedient start, ^-^ make >_< out uWu fow ->_> him. I :3 fwown OwO the ^w^ whiwe, ÚwÚ and UwU pewchance ^.^ wind OwO up my xDD watch, ^w^ ow xDD pway -with :3 my- >w< some rich :33 jewew. Toby ;;w;; appwoaches; >_> cuwtsies there ^-^ to :3 me- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 Shaww :3 this :3 fewwow live? -FABIAN. ^-^ Though ^-^ ouw siwence >w< be :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom OwO us with >_> caws, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ peace. -MAWVOWIO. I uWu extend my hand ^-^ to him thus, quenching my ÚwÚ famiwiaw >_> smiwe -with OwO an austere ^-^ wegawd >_> of control- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And OwO does ^.^ nyot Toby UwU take you :3 a blow o' OwO the lips ^.^ then? -MAWVOWIO. uWu Saying 'Cousin Toby, my :3 fowtunyes having UwU cast me uWu on >_> youw -niece ^w^ give me :3 this prerogative >_> of speech'- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What, ;;w;; what? -MAWVOWIO. >_< 'You >w< must amend >_> youw >w< dwunkennyess'- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 Out, ^-^ scab! -FABIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> patience, ^w^ ow ^-^ we >_< bweak OwO the sinyews >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 pwot. -MAWVOWIO. ^.^ 'Besides, you ^.^ waste OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >_> youw UwU time with :3 a -foowish knyight'- -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ That's uWu me, I ;;w;; wawwant you. -MAWVOWIO. >_< 'Onye Sir ^.^ Andwew.' -^-^ AGUECHEEK. I knew 'twas I; uWu fow many ^-^ do caww me >_> foow. -MAWVOWIO. What employment ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? -[Taking OwO up OwO the letter] -FABIAN. Nyow :3 is OwO the ^-^ woodcock ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^w^ gin. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 O, :3 peace! And OwO the spirit >_> of uWu humouws ;;w;; intimate reading -;;w;; awoud ^-^ to :3 him! -MAWVOWIO. By my xDD wife, :3 this :3 is my lady's hand: ^.^ these >w< be xDD hew vewy -C's, xDD hew ;;w;; U's, ÚwÚ and xDD hew T's; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus makes ^.^ she xDD hew gweat uWu P's. ^w^ It -;;w;; is, in >_> contempt >_> of ^.^ question, xDD hew hand. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Her C's, xDD hew ;;w;; U's, ÚwÚ and xDD hew T's. UwU Why ÚwÚ that? -MAWVOWIO. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'To OwO the uWu unknyown >_< bewov'd, this, ÚwÚ and my good -;;w;; wishes.' Her vewy ^-^ phwases! By >_> youw leave, wax. Soft! And OwO the -impwessuwe xDD hew ÚwÚ Wucwece with ;;w;; which ^.^ she :3 uses ^-^ to seaw; 'tis my >_< wady. -ÚwÚ To xDD whom shouwd :3 this x3 be? -FABIAN. :3 This UwU wins ^w^ him, liver ÚwÚ and all. -MAWVOWIO. ^-^ [Weads] - -OwO Juv knows I love, -But UwU who? -:3 Wips, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot muv; -:3 Nyo man >w< must :33 knyow.' - -^.^ 'Nyo man >w< must :33 knyow.' What follows? The ÚwÚ nyumbews :3 awtew'd! -^.^ 'Nyo man >w< must :33 knyow.' >w< If :3 this shouwd >w< be ^.^ thee, Malvolio? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 Mawwy, >_> hang ^.^ thee, >w< bwock! -MAWVOWIO. ^-^ [Weads] - -OwO 'I ^-^ may xDD command xDD whewe I adore; -But :3 siwence, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ Wucwece ;;w;; knyife, -x3 With ^w^ bwoodwess OwO stwoke my OwO heawt doth x3 gowe; ->w< M. O. >_< A. :3 I. doth ^.^ sway my uWu wife.' - -FABIAN. OwO A UwU fustian >_< widdwe! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excellent wench, uWu say :3 I. -MAWVOWIO. ^.^ 'M. O. >_< A. :3 I. doth ^.^ sway my uWu wife.' -;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^.^ fiwst let me >_> see, let me >_> see, let me :3 see. -FABIAN. What dish o' :3 poison >_> has ^.^ she dress'd :3 him! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And with what x3 wing OwO the :3 stanyiew checks at ^.^ it! -MAWVOWIO. OwO 'I ^-^ may xDD command xDD whewe I >w< adowe.' ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ^-^ may xDD command :3 me: I -sewve UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is my >_< wady. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is evident ^-^ to ^-^ any formal -x3 capacity; there :3 is nyo ÚwÚ obstwuction in ÚwÚ this. And OwO the ^-^ end- what -shouwd UwU that ^.^ awphabeticaw ^.^ position portend? >w< If I :33 couwd ^-^ make UwU that -resemble xDD something in >_> me. Softly! >w< M. O. >_< A. UwU I.- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 O, ^-^ ay, ^-^ make OwO up >w< that! ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 nyow at :3 a x3 cowd >w< scent. -FABIAN. Sowter uWu wiww x3 cwy ^w^ upon't uWu fow >w< aww this, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be as :3 wank -as :3 a >w< fox. -MAWVOWIO. ^-^ M- Malvolio; ^-^ M- >_> why, UwU that begins my >w< nyame. -FABIAN. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I uWu say ^.^ he would wowk ^.^ it ^w^ out? -The >_> cuw :3 is excellent at ^w^ fauwts. -MAWVOWIO. ^-^ M- But then there :3 is nyo consonancy in OwO the ^-^ sequew; UwU that ->w< suffews uWu undew >_> pwobation: OwO A shouwd x3 fowwow, uWu but :3 O >w< does. -FABIAN. And :3 O uWu shaww end, I :33 hope. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow I'll ;;w;; cudgew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him x3 cwy UwU 'O!' -MAWVOWIO. And then I comes >w< behind. -FABIAN. >w< Ay, OwO an you xDD had ^-^ any eye >_> behind you, you UwU might UwU see ^-^ mowe -^-^ detwaction at >_> youw ^.^ heews than :3 fowtunyes before you. -MAWVOWIO. >w< M. O. >_< A. :3 I. :3 This simulation :3 is ^.^ nyot as OwO the fowmew; ÚwÚ and ->_> yet, ^-^ to crush :3 this :3 a little, ^.^ it would bow ^-^ to uWu me, uWu fow every ^-^ onye >_> of -^.^ these letters awe in my >w< nyame. Soft! here UwU fowwows prose. -^-^ [Weads] -OwO 'If :3 this ^-^ faww OwO into >w< thy ;;w;; hand, >_> wevowve. UwU In my x3 staws I x3 am :33 abuv -thee; uWu but >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid >_> of gweatnyess. uWu Some awe :3 bown >_> gweat, >w< some -;;w;; achieve >_< gweatnyess, ÚwÚ and >w< some ^.^ have greatness OwO thwust x3 upon >_< 'em. x3 Thy -:3 Fates open theiw OwO hands; let >w< thy UwU bwood ÚwÚ and spirit ^w^ embwace them; -:3 and, ^-^ to inure thyself ^-^ to what :3 thou art >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ be, UwU cast >w< thy -humbwe ^w^ swough ÚwÚ and :3 appeaw uWu fwesh. Be >w< opposite with :3 a kinsman, suwwy -with sewvants; let >w< thy :33 tongue >_> tang arguments >_> of x3 state; >w< put -thyself OwO into OwO the xDD twick >_> of singuwawity. She ;;w;; thus ;;w;; advises ÚwÚ thee UwU that -sighs uWu fow thee. Wemembew ^-^ who ^.^ commended >w< thy x3 yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and -:33 wish'd ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee >w< evew uWu cwoss-gawtew'd. I ÚwÚ say, :33 wemembew, uWu Go ^.^ to, -:3 thou art made, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ desiw'st ^-^ to >w< be >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee -:3 a ^.^ stewawd stiww, OwO the :3 fewwow >_> of servants, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy ^-^ to ^.^ touch -Fowtunye's OwO fingews. >w< Faweweww. She UwU that would x3 awtew services with -^.^ thee, -OwO THE OwO FOWTUNyATE-UNHAPPY.' - -Daywight ÚwÚ and >_> champain >_> discuvws ^.^ nyot more. :3 This :3 is xDD open. I uWu wiww >w< be -proud, I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead ^.^ powitic authors, I uWu wiww ^w^ baffwe Sir Toby, I -uWu wiww wash x3 off :3 gwoss OwO acquaintance, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO point-devise OwO the vewy -xDD man. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 nyow OwO foow ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to let ^.^ imaginyation jade me; uWu fow -every reason excites ^-^ to this, UwU that my wady loves >_> me. She >_> did -ÚwÚ commend my x3 yewwow >_< stockings >_> of :3 wate, ^.^ she >_> did UwU pwaise my ^w^ weg being -cwoss-gawtew'd; ÚwÚ and in :3 this ^.^ she :3 manyifests x3 hewsewf ^-^ to my love, ÚwÚ and -with :3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 injunction >_> dwives me ^-^ to ^.^ these ^-^ habits >_> of xDD hew -wiking. I :3 thank my x3 staws I x3 am happy. I uWu wiww >w< be stwange, ;;w;; stout, in -x3 yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and OwO cwoss-gawtew'd, x3 even with OwO the UwU swiftnyess >_> of -OwO putting x3 on. OwO Juv ÚwÚ and my x3 staws >w< be praised! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ÚwÚ yet :3 a -postscript. - -^-^ [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but xDD knyow ^-^ who I ÚwÚ am. >w< If :3 thou -entewtain'st my love, let ^.^ it :3 appeaw in >w< thy >_< smiwing; >w< thy >_> smiwes -ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO Thewefowe in my :3 pwesence still >_> smiwe, dear my -;;w;; sweet, I prithee.' - -:33 Juv, I :3 thank thee. I uWu wiww UwU smiwe; I uWu wiww ^-^ do OwO evewything UwU that :3 thou -xDD wiwt ^.^ have >_> me. Exit -FABIAN. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give my part >_> of :3 this uWu spowt uWu fow :3 a UwU pension >_> of -^-^ thousands ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ paid ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< Sophy. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I :33 couwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 this wench uWu fow :3 this xDD device. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^w^ So :33 couwd I ^w^ too. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And ÚwÚ ask nyo uWu othew dowwy with xDD hew uWu but such another ÚwÚ jest. - -x3 Entew uWu MAWIA - -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Nyow I nyeithew. -FABIAN. ;;w;; Hewe comes my x3 nyobwe ;;w;; guww-catchew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Wiwt :3 thou xDD set >w< thy foot o' my nyeck? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Ow o' >_< minye ÚwÚ eithew? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 Shaww I xDD pway my freedom at :3 tway-twip, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ become >w< thy -bond-slave? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu I' :33 faith, ^w^ ow I ÚwÚ eithew? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou x3 hast >w< put him in such :3 a ^-^ dweam UwU that when OwO the -^.^ image >_> of ^.^ it leaves him ^.^ he >w< must run ^w^ mad. -x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but uWu say true; OwO does ^.^ it wowk x3 upon OwO him? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Wike xDD aqua-vita! with :3 a xDD midwife. -AIARIA. >w< If you uWu wiww then UwU see OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of OwO the sport, mark his -^.^ fiwst xDD appwoach before my >_< wady. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww come ^-^ to xDD hew in x3 yewwow -stockings, ÚwÚ and 'tis :3 a >w< cowouw ^.^ she abhors, ÚwÚ and OwO cwoss-gawtew'd, :3 a -^.^ fashion ^.^ she ^-^ detests; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww >_> smiwe x3 upon UwU hew, ;;w;; which uWu wiww :3 nyow ->w< be OwO so uWu unsuitabwe ^-^ to xDD hew >_> disposition, being OwO addicted ^-^ to :3 a ->_> mewanchowy as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, UwU that ^.^ it cannyot uWu but xDD tuwn him OwO into :3 a >_> nyotabwe -:33 contempt. >w< If you uWu wiww UwU see it, follow >_> me. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of :33 Tawtaw, :3 thou UwU most excellent ^w^ deviw >_> of :3 wit! -^-^ AGUECHEEK. I'll ^-^ make ^-^ onye ^w^ too. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -^-^ OWIVIA'S garden - -x3 Entew VIOLA, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN with :3 a tabow - -VIOLA. ÚwÚ Save ^.^ thee, OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ music! -Dost :3 thou live uWu by >w< thy >_< tabow? -CLOWN. No, ;;w;; siw, I live uWu by OwO the ^-^ chuwch. -VIOLA. Awt :3 thou :3 a churchman? -CLOWN. :3 Nyo such matter, uWu siw: I ^-^ do live uWu by OwO the >w< chuwch; uWu fow I ^-^ do live -at my OwO house, ÚwÚ and my house doth ^.^ stand uWu by OwO the ^-^ chuwch. -VIOLA. ^w^ So :3 thou uWu mayst uWu say OwO the ;;w;; king :3 wies uWu by :3 a :33 beggaw, ^-^ if :3 a >_< beggaw -ÚwÚ dweww ;;w;; nyeaw him; ^w^ ow OwO the church ^-^ stands uWu by >w< thy tabow, ^-^ if >w< thy tabow -^.^ stand uWu by OwO the ^-^ chuwch. -CLOWN. You ^.^ have said, sir. ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this OwO age! OwO A >_< sentence :3 is uWu but :3 a -^w^ chev'wiw :3 gwuv ^-^ to :3 a good wit. OwO How >_> quickwy OwO the :33 wwong >_> side ^-^ may >w< be -tuwn'd >w< outwawd! -VIOLA. ;;w;; Nyay, that's uWu cewtain; uWu they UwU that ;;w;; dawwy ;;w;; nyicewy with uWu wowds ^-^ may ->_> quickwy ^-^ make them ^w^ wanton. -CLOWN. I ÚwÚ wouwd, ^.^ thewefowe, my ^-^ sistew xDD had xDD had uWu nyame, sir. -VIOLA. ÚwÚ Why, man? -CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, xDD hew nyame's :3 a ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ;;w;; dawwy with UwU that >_> wowd -UwU might ^-^ make my ^-^ sistew ^w^ wanton. But >_< indeed uWu wowds awe vewy >_> wascaws ->_< since ÚwÚ bonds disgrac'd ^.^ them. -VIOLA. x3 Thy reason, man? -CLOWN. :33 Twoth, ;;w;; siw, I can ÚwÚ yiewd you UwU nyonye ^-^ without x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and uWu wowds -awe UwU gwown OwO so false I x3 am loath ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv reason with ^.^ them. -VIOLA. I ;;w;; wawwant :3 thou art :3 a >_> mewwy :3 fewwow ÚwÚ and :33 caw'st uWu fow nothing. -CLOWN. :3 Nyot so, siw; I ^-^ do cawe uWu fow UwU something; uWu but in my ^.^ conscience, -;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawe uWu fow you. >w< If UwU that >w< be ^-^ to cawe uWu fow nothing, ;;w;; siw, -I would ^.^ it would ^-^ make you invisible. -VIOLA. Awt ^.^ nyot :3 thou OwO the OwO Wady Owivia's xDD foow? -CLOWN. No, :3 indeed, siw; OwO the OwO Wady x3 Owivia >_> has nyo uWu fowwy; ^.^ she uWu wiww ^-^ keep -nyo fool, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she >w< be ÚwÚ mawwied; ÚwÚ and fools awe as >_< wike >_> husbands -as uWu piwchews awe ^-^ to hewwings- OwO the >_< husband's OwO the UwU biggew. I x3 am ->_< indeed ^.^ nyot xDD hew fool, uWu but xDD hew corrupter >_> of wowds. -VIOLA. I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wate at OwO the UwU Count >_> Owsinyo's. -CLOWN. UwU Foowewy, ;;w;; siw, OwO does ÚwÚ wawk about OwO the ^-^ owb >_< wike OwO the >_> sun- ^.^ it -uWu shinyes x3 evewywhewe. I would >w< be sowwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu but OwO the OwO foow shouwd >w< be -as ^w^ oft with >_> youw ^w^ mastew as with my UwU mistwess: ÚwÚ think I ^-^ saw >_> youw -OwO wisdom ^.^ thewe. -VIOLA. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an :3 thou xDD pass x3 upon uWu me, I'll nyo ^-^ mowe with thee. -^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's ^.^ expenses uWu fow thee. [Giving :3 a ÚwÚ coin] -CLOWN. Nyow :33 Juv, in his next UwU commodity >_> of >_> haiw, ^-^ send OwO the :3 a OwO beawd! -VIOLA. By my ^w^ twoth, I'll tell ^.^ thee, I x3 am ^w^ awmost uWu sick uWu fow UwU onye; -^-^ [Aside] >w< though I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it gwow uWu on my OwO chin.- ^-^ Is >w< thy wady ->_< within? -CLOWN. Wouwd ^.^ nyot :3 a paiw >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ have OwO bwed, sir? -VIOLA. x3 Yes, being ^-^ kept >_> togethew ÚwÚ and >w< put ^-^ to use. -CLOWN. I would xDD pway Wowd Pandarus >_> of Phwygia, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to bwing :3 a -:33 Cwessida ^-^ to :3 this Troilus. -VIOLA. I undewstand you, siw; 'tis ;;w;; weww :33 begg'd. -[Giving another ÚwÚ coin] -CLOWN. The matter, I hope, :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> gweat, ;;w;; siw, >_< begging uWu but :3 a >w< beggaw: -:33 Cwessida ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 beggaw. UwU My wady :3 is ÚwÚ within, sir. I uWu wiww UwU constwue ^-^ to -them :3 whence you x3 come; ^-^ who you awe ÚwÚ and what you would awe >_< out >_> of -my >_< wewkin- I UwU might uWu say 'ewement' uWu but OwO the >_> wowd :3 is xDD uvwwown. -Exit :3 CWOWN -VIOLA. :3 This :3 fewwow :3 is xDD wise enough ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the OwO foow; -And ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU that ;;w;; weww x3 cwaves :3 a >w< kind >_> of wit. -ÚwÚ He >w< must observe theiw >w< mood uWu on xDD whom ^.^ he jests, -The ;;w;; quawity >_> of persons, ÚwÚ and OwO the time; -And, >_< wike OwO the >w< haggawd, >_< check at every feathew -:33 That comes before his >w< eye. :3 This :3 is :3 a practice -UwU As :33 fuww >_> of >_< wabouw as :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ man's :33 awt; ->_< Fow ^.^ fowwy UwU that ^.^ he wisewy >w< shows :3 is uWu fit; -But xDD wise ^-^ men, ^-^ fowwy-faww'n, ^-^ quite ^-^ taint theiw wit. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Save you, gentweman! -VIOLA. And you, sir. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Dieu ^.^ vous UwU gawde, monsieuw. -VIOLA. Et ^.^ vous aussi; uWu votwe >w< sewviteuw. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. I hope, ;;w;; siw, you ;;w;; awe; ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ youws. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Wiww you uWu encountew OwO the >w< house? UwU My niece :3 is xDD desiwous you -shouwd enter, ^-^ if >_> youw trade >w< be ^-^ to :3 hew. -VIOLA. I x3 am bound ^-^ to >_> youw niece, siw; I >_> mean, ^.^ she :3 is OwO the list >_> of my -ÚwÚ voyage. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Taste >_> youw ^.^ wegs, siw; >w< put them ^-^ to :33 motion. -VIOLA. UwU My >w< wegs ^-^ do better undewstand uWu me, ;;w;; siw, than I undewstand what -you UwU mean uWu by >_> bidding me ÚwÚ taste my wegs. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I >_> mean, ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >_> entew. -VIOLA. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew you with ^-^ gait ÚwÚ and xDD entwance. But ^-^ we awe -x3 pwevented. - -x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA - -uWu Most excellent >_< accompwish'd >w< wady, OwO the uWu heavens ;;w;; wain odours uWu on xDD you! -^-^ AGUECHEEK. :33 That youth's :3 a x3 wawe ^.^ couwtiew- OwO 'Wain odours' well! -VIOLA. UwU My matter ;;w;; hath nyo OwO voice, >w< wady, uWu but ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own UwU most pregnant -ÚwÚ and UwU vouchsafed car. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ 'Odouws,' ^-^ 'pwegnyant,' ÚwÚ and 'vouchsafed'- I'll >_< get >w< 'em >w< aww -three >w< aww weady. -OWIVIA. >_> Wet OwO the garden xDD doow >w< be shut, ÚwÚ and xDD weave me ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawing. -[Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and VIOWA] >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, sir. -VIOLA. UwU My duty, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and UwU most humbwe uWu sewvice. -OWIVIA. What :3 is >_> youw name? -VIOLA. Cesawio :3 is >_> youw servant's uWu nyame, fair >_> Pwincess. -OWIVIA. UwU My x3 sewvant, :3 siw! ÚwÚ 'Twas never >_> mewwy x3 wowwd -x3 Since >_> wowwy feignying ÚwÚ was xDD caww'd OwO compwiment. -Y'awe ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO the UwU Count ^.^ Owsinyo, uWu youth. -VIOLA. And ^.^ he :3 is xDD youws, ÚwÚ and his >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be UwU youws: -Your servant's ^-^ sewvant :3 is >_> youw x3 sewvant, ÚwÚ madam. -OWIVIA. >_< Fow ^w^ him, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot uWu on him; uWu fow his ^-^ thoughts, -Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_> bwanks wathew than fill'd with UwU me! -VIOLA. ^w^ Madam, I come ^-^ to :33 whet >_> youw gentwe >_> thoughts -uWu On his ^w^ behawf. -OWIVIA. :33 O, uWu by >_> youw leave, I pray >w< you: -I bade you never speak UwU again >_> of him; -But, would you >_< undewtake another ^.^ suit, -I xDD had wathew hear you ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowicit UwU that ->w< Than music ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU sphewes. -VIOLA. UwU Deaw uWu wady- -OWIVIA. >w< Give me leave, uWu beseech you. I >_> did ^w^ send, -:33 Aftew OwO the last xDD enchantment you >_> did ;;w;; hewe, -OwO A ring in ^.^ chase >_> of OwO you; OwO so >_> did I ^w^ abuse -OwO Mysewf, my x3 sewvant, :3 and, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, you. -^.^ Undew >_> youw ^-^ hawd constwuction >w< must I >_> sit, -ÚwÚ To x3 fowce UwU that uWu on you in :3 a shameful ÚwÚ cunnying -^w^ Which you knew UwU nyonye >_> of ^w^ youws. What UwU might you think? ->_< Have you ^.^ nyot xDD set >_< minye uWu honyouw at OwO the stake, -And ;;w;; baited ^.^ it with >w< aww th' :33 unmuzzwed >_> thoughts -:33 That tyrannous OwO heawt can think? ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw :3 weceiving -^w^ Enyough :3 is shown: :3 a x3 cypwess, ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ bosom, -Hides my ÚwÚ heawt. UwU So, let me hear you speak. -VIOLA. I UwU Pity ^.^ YOU. -OWIVIA. ^.^ That's :3 a degree ^-^ to wuv. -VIOLA. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 gwize; uWu fow 'tis :3 a UwU vuwgaw >_> pwoof -:33 That vewy ^w^ oft ^-^ we ^-^ pity enyemies. -OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< methinks 'tis UwU time ^-^ to >_> smiwe again. -:3 O UwU wowwd, how :3 apt OwO the UwU poow awe ^-^ to >w< be pwoud! ->w< If ^-^ onye shouwd >w< be :3 a xDD pwey, how >w< much OwO the better -ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww before OwO the x3 wion than OwO the wolf! [Clock >w< stwikes] -The ^w^ cwock xDD upbwaids me with OwO the ^.^ waste >_> of xDD time. -Be ^.^ nyot x3 afwaid, good youth; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO you; -And >_> yet, when ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and xDD youth :3 is come ^-^ to ^.^ hawvest, -Your UwU wife :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to :33 weap :3 a pwopew xDD man. -Thewe :3 wies >_> youw >_< way, :3 due ^-^ west. -VIOLA. ;;w;; Then OwO westwawd-ho! -OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and good ^-^ disposition ^.^ attend >_> youw ladyship! -You'll nothing, UwU madam, ^-^ to my lord uWu by x3 me? -OWIVIA. >w< Stay. -I ÚwÚ pwithee tell me what :3 thou think'st >_> of >_> me. -VIOLA. :33 That you ^-^ do ÚwÚ think you awe ^.^ nyot what you >_> awe. -OWIVIA. >w< If I ÚwÚ think so, I ÚwÚ think OwO the >_> same >_> of you. -VIOLA. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ think you :33 wight: I x3 am ^.^ nyot what I ÚwÚ am. -OWIVIA. I would you ;;w;; wewe as I would ^.^ have you xDD be! -VIOLA. Wouwd ^.^ it >w< be :3 bettew, UwU madam, than I :33 am? -I ^w^ wish ^.^ it OwO might, uWu fow :3 nyow I x3 am >_> youw >_> foow. -OWIVIA. :33 O, what :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of :33 scown looks xDD beautifuw -UwU In OwO the >_> contempt ÚwÚ and :3 angew >_> of his :3 wip! -OwO A x3 muwd'wous UwU guiwt >w< shows ^.^ nyot itsewf ^-^ mowe >_> soon ->w< Than love UwU that would ÚwÚ seem >_> hid: ^-^ wuv's night :3 is nyoon. -Cesawio, uWu by OwO the >w< woses >_> of OwO the UwU spwing, -By ^w^ maidhood, xDD honyouw, truth, ÚwÚ and every :33 thing, -I love ÚwÚ thee OwO so UwU that, maugwe >w< aww >w< thy :33 pwide, -Nyow ÚwÚ wit :3 nyow reason can my passion :3 hide. -Do ^.^ nyot uWu extowt >w< thy reasons ^-^ fwom :3 this ^-^ cwause, ->_< Fow UwU that I woo, :3 thou OwO thewefowe x3 hast nyo cause; -But wathew reason ;;w;; thus with reason ;;w;; fettew: -^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ sought :3 is uWu good, uWu but >w< given ^-^ unsought :3 is ^w^ bettew. -VIOLA. By >w< innyocence I sweaw, ÚwÚ and uWu by my youth, -I ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD heawt, ^-^ onye ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye truth, -And UwU that nyo ^-^ woman :33 has; :3 nyow never UwU nyonye -:33 Shaww ^w^ mistwess >w< be >_> of it, :33 save I awonye. -And OwO so OwO adieu, good ^.^ madam; never ^-^ mowe -uWu Wiww I my >_< mastew's ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to you :3 depwowe. -OWIVIA. >_> Yet come ÚwÚ again; uWu fow :3 thou UwU pewhaps uWu mayst move -:33 That OwO heawt ;;w;; which :3 nyow ^.^ abhows ^-^ to >_< wike his wuv. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -^-^ OWIVIA'S house - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN - -^-^ AGUECHEEK. No, :33 faith, I'll ^.^ nyot stay :3 a :3 jot longer. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 Thy reason, dear xDD venyom, ^w^ give >w< thy reason. -FABIAN. You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ÚwÚ yiewd >_> youw reason, Sir :3 Andwew. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, I ^-^ saw >_> youw niece ^-^ do ^-^ mowe favouws ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Count's -sewvingman than >w< evew ^.^ she bestow'd x3 upon me; I OwO saw't >w< i' th' -x3 owchawd. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Did ^.^ she UwU see ÚwÚ thee OwO the ^w^ whiwe, ^.^ owd x3 boy? >_> Teww me ;;w;; that. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. UwU As ;;w;; pwain as I UwU see you OwO nyow. -FABIAN. :3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a gweat awgument >_> of love in xDD hew towawd you. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ 'Swight! uWu wiww you ^-^ make OwO an ;;w;; ass o' x3 me? -FABIAN. I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it ÚwÚ wegitimate, ;;w;; siw, x3 upon OwO the oaths >_> of ÚwÚ judgment +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< O, fow :3 a >_< stonye-bow to ;;w;; hit ^.^ him uWu in x3 the OwO eye! +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Cawwing x3 my ^w^ officews about uWu me, uWu in x3 my branch'd vewvet x3 gown, +xDD having come from :3 a :3 day-bed- :3 whewe UwU I uWu have left >_> Owivia ^w^ sweeping- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Fiwe ÚwÚ and bwimstonye! +x3 FABIAN. >_< O, ÚwÚ peace, peace! +:33 MAWVOWIO. xDD And xDD then to uWu have x3 the humouw of ^w^ state; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew :3 a >_> demuwe +travel of regard, :3 tewwing them UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 pwace >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they +>_> shouwd UwU do theiws, to ^w^ ask fow x3 my kinsman Toby- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Bolts ÚwÚ and shackwes! +x3 FABIAN. >_< O, ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ peace, peace! >_> Nyow, now. +:33 MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ Seven of x3 my >_> peopwe, with >w< an obedient :33 stawt, >_< make x3 out fow +^.^ him. UwU I fwown x3 the while, ÚwÚ and x3 pewchance wind x3 up x3 my >w< watch, ow :33 pway +with uWu my- x3 some rich jewel. Toby :3 appwoaches; cuwtsies there to me- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Shall ÚwÚ this fewwow >_> wive? +x3 FABIAN. ;;w;; Though UwU ouw :3 siwence be drawn from >_> us with cars, yet peace. +:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU I :3 extend x3 my uWu hand to ^.^ him thus, quenching x3 my ^.^ famiwiaw ;;w;; smiwe +with >w< an :33 austewe regard of >_< contwow- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And does nyot Toby OwO take xDD you :3 a ^w^ bwow ^.^ o' x3 the lips ^w^ then? +:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU Saying 'Cousin Toby, x3 my fowtunyes xDD having ;;w;; cast ;;w;; me on x3 youw +uWu nyiece UwU give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this prerogative of ^-^ speech'- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What, UwU what? +:33 MAWVOWIO. >_< 'You ^w^ must ;;w;; amend x3 youw dwunkennyess'- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Out, scab! +x3 FABIAN. Nyay, patience, ow ^.^ we bweak x3 the sinews of UwU ouw ;;w;; pwot. +:33 MAWVOWIO. 'Besides, xDD you uWu waste x3 the treasure of x3 youw time with :3 a +>_< foowish OwO knyight'- +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >w< That's uWu me, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. +:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU 'Onye Sir Andrew.' +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU I UwU knyew uWu 'twas x3 I; fow UwU many UwU do caww ;;w;; me xDD foow. +:33 MAWVOWIO. >_> What >w< empwoyment uWu have ^.^ we hewe? +^.^ [Taking x3 up x3 the >_> wettew] +x3 FABIAN. Now >_> is x3 the :3 woodcock nyeaw x3 the gin. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< O, peace! xDD And x3 the ^w^ spiwit of humours :33 intimate weading +>_< awoud to x3 him! +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my >_> wady's ÚwÚ hand: these be her xDD vewy +^.^ C's, her >_> U's, ÚwÚ and her :3 T's; ÚwÚ and OwO thus x3 makes ^.^ she her great :33 P's. ^.^ It +;;w;; is, uWu in x3 contempt of ^.^ question, her >w< hand. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Hew ^.^ C's, her >_> U's, ÚwÚ and her OwO T's. Why ^-^ that? +:33 MAWVOWIO. [Weads] uWu 'To x3 the unknown bewov'd, uWu this, ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good +wishes.' :3 Hew xDD vewy >_< phwases! ^-^ By x3 youw weave, ^w^ wax. ;;w;; Soft! xDD And x3 the +xDD impwessuwe her UwU Wucwece with which ^.^ she x3 uses to seal; UwU 'tis x3 my >_> wady. +;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 be? +x3 FABIAN. This ^w^ wins :3 him, wivew ÚwÚ and all. +:33 MAWVOWIO. [Weads] + +Juv xDD knyows UwU I xDD wuv, +OwO But >_> who? +Lips, UwU do nyot move; +No x3 man ^w^ must know.' + +x3 'Nyo x3 man ^w^ must know.' >_> What :3 fowwows? uWu The xDD nyumbews >_< awtew'd! +x3 'Nyo x3 man ^w^ must know.' ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd be ÚwÚ thee, >_> Mawvowio? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ hang ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ bwock! +:33 MAWVOWIO. [Weads] + +ÚwÚ 'I OwO may ÚwÚ command :3 whewe UwU I adowe; +OwO But siwence, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU Wucwece ^-^ knyife, +With bloodless ^w^ stwoke x3 my >_< heawt xDD doth ^w^ gowe; +UwU M. O. xDD A. ^.^ I. xDD doth xDD sway x3 my wife.' + +x3 FABIAN. ^-^ A xDD fustian widdwe! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excewwent >_> wench, >_> say ^.^ I. +:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU 'M. O. xDD A. ^.^ I. xDD doth xDD sway x3 my wife.' +Nyay, >_> but xDD fiwst wet ;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. +x3 FABIAN. >_> What ^w^ dish ^.^ o' x3 poison >_> has ^.^ she dwess'd x3 him! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And with >_> what OwO wing x3 the :33 stanyiew ÚwÚ checks uWu at :3 it! +:33 MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ 'I OwO may ÚwÚ command :3 whewe UwU I ÚwÚ adowe.' Why, ^.^ she OwO may ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me: UwU I +serve >w< hew; ^.^ she >_> is x3 my >_> wady. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is ^w^ evident to xDD any formal +xDD capacity; there >_> is nyo :3 obstwuction uWu in UwU this. xDD And x3 the end- >_> what +>_> shouwd :3 that x3 awphabeticaw >_< position >_> powtend? ;;w;; If UwU I couwd >_< make :3 that +wesembwe ^-^ something uWu in x3 me. x3 Softwy! UwU M. O. xDD A. I.- +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< O, :33 ay, >_< make x3 up >_< that! >w< He >_> is nyow uWu at :3 a UwU cowd ÚwÚ scent. +x3 FABIAN. ^-^ Sowtew xDD wiww cwy :3 upon't fow aww uWu this, ^w^ though >w< it be >_< as rank +>_< as :3 a xDD fox. +:33 MAWVOWIO. >w< M- ÚwÚ Mawvowio; >w< M- >w< why, :3 that ÚwÚ begins x3 my nyame. +x3 FABIAN. Did nyot UwU I >_> say ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^.^ wowk >w< it out? +uWu The cur >_> is :3 excewwent uWu at x3 fauwts. +:33 MAWVOWIO. >w< M- OwO But xDD then there >_> is nyo UwU consonyancy uWu in x3 the sequel; :3 that +suffers :33 undew >_> pwobation: ^-^ A >_> shouwd follow, >_> but x3 O does. +x3 FABIAN. xDD And x3 O UwU shaww ^w^ end, UwU I ^-^ hope. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Ay, ow I'll cudgel :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him cwy >_< 'O!' +:33 MAWVOWIO. xDD And xDD then UwU I x3 comes behind. +x3 FABIAN. Ay, >w< an xDD you xDD had xDD any ^w^ eye x3 behind UwU you, xDD you ^w^ might >_> see ^.^ mowe +detwaction uWu at x3 youw heels than fowtunyes >w< befowe OwO you. +:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU M. O. xDD A. ^.^ I. This simulation >_> is nyot >_< as x3 the :33 fowmew; ÚwÚ and +^w^ yet, to xDD cwush ÚwÚ this :3 a UwU wittwe, >w< it ^.^ wouwd bow to uWu me, fow every one of +these x3 wettews OwO awe uWu in x3 my nyame. ;;w;; Soft! OwO hewe xDD fowwows UwU pwose. +[Weads] +x3 'If ÚwÚ this faww x3 into >w< thy uWu hand, revolve. ^w^ In x3 my stars UwU I ^w^ am :33 abuv +ÚwÚ thee; >_> but be nyot :33 afwaid of gweatnyess. ;;w;; Some OwO awe bown ^.^ gweat, x3 some +;;w;; achieve greatness, ÚwÚ and x3 some uWu have :33 gweatnyess thwust ;;w;; upon ^.^ 'em. x3 Thy +:33 Fates open uWu theiw hands; wet >w< thy :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ spiwit >_< embwace OwO them; +x3 and, to inure >w< thysewf to >_> what xDD thou awt ^.^ wike to be, ;;w;; cast >w< thy +humble slough ÚwÚ and appeaw ÚwÚ fwesh. ^w^ Be opposite with :3 a xDD kinsman, uWu suwwy +with sewvants; wet >w< thy >_> tongue ^.^ tang arguments of ^w^ state; put +>w< thysewf x3 into x3 the twick of ÚwÚ singuwawity. :33 She OwO thus :3 advises uWu thee :3 that +:3 sighs fow thee. ÚwÚ Wemembew who :33 commended >w< thy >w< yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and +>w< wish'd to >_> see uWu thee OwO evew cwoss-gawtew'd. UwU I say, UwU wemembew, Go ^.^ to, +xDD thou awt made, >_> if xDD thou desiw'st to be so; >_> if >_> nyot, wet ;;w;; me >_> see uWu thee +:3 a steward still, x3 the fewwow of x3 sewvants, ÚwÚ and nyot ÚwÚ wowthy to :33 touch +Fowtunye's xDD fingews. uWu Faweweww. :33 She :3 that ^.^ wouwd x3 awtew >_< sewvices with +ÚwÚ thee, +^-^ THE FORTUNATE-UNHAPPY.' + +^.^ Daywight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ champain discovers nyot more. This >_> is open. UwU I xDD wiww be +:3 pwoud, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ wead ;;w;; powitic OwO authows, UwU I xDD wiww >_> baffwe Sir Toby, UwU I +xDD wiww >_< wash x3 off gwoss ÚwÚ acquaintance, UwU I xDD wiww be point-devise x3 the xDD vewy +man. UwU I UwU do nyot nyow >w< foow mysewf to wet xDD imaginyation uWu jade OwO me; fow +every reason >_< excites to uWu this, :3 that x3 my uWu wady loves x3 me. :33 She uWu did +ÚwÚ commend x3 my >w< yewwow ;;w;; stockings of late, ^.^ she uWu did praise x3 my >_< weg ^.^ being +cwoss-gawtew'd; ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ she manifests herself to x3 my xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and +with :3 a uWu kind of ^.^ injunction drives ;;w;; me to these :3 habits of her +x3 wiking. UwU I >_> thank x3 my stars UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ happy. UwU I xDD wiww be >_> stwange, uWu stout, uWu in +>w< yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and xDD cwoss-gawtew'd, even with x3 the x3 swiftnyess of +^.^ putting :3 on. Juv ÚwÚ and x3 my stars be OwO pwaised! :3 Hewe >_> is yet :3 a +:33 postscwipt. + +[Weads] ;;w;; 'Thou ;;w;; canst nyot choose >_> but ^.^ knyow who UwU I am. ;;w;; If xDD thou +>w< entewtain'st x3 my xDD wuv, wet >w< it appeaw uWu in >w< thy uWu smiwing; >w< thy ^-^ smiwes +:33 become uWu thee well. Therefore uWu in x3 my x3 pwesence still :33 smiwe, uWu deaw x3 my +sweet, UwU I :3 pwithee.' + +Juv, UwU I >_> thank thee. UwU I xDD wiww smile; UwU I xDD wiww UwU do evewything :3 that xDD thou +wiwt uWu have x3 me. uWu Exit +x3 FABIAN. UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU give x3 my ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ this spowt fow :3 a >w< pension of +thousands to be paid from x3 the ^w^ Sophy. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I couwd marry ÚwÚ this OwO wench fow ÚwÚ this uWu device. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^w^ So couwd UwU I UwU too. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And ^w^ ask nyo othew ^.^ dowwy with her >_> but xDD such anyothew ;;w;; jest. + +Entew >w< MAWIA + +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Nyow UwU I >_> nyeithew. +x3 FABIAN. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my x3 nyobwe x3 guww-catchew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou uWu set >w< thy :33 foot ^.^ o' x3 my >_< nyeck? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :33 Ow ^.^ o' >_< minye OwO eithew? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Shall UwU I :33 pway x3 my OwO fweedom uWu at ;;w;; tway-twip, ÚwÚ and :33 become >w< thy +ÚwÚ bond-swave? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD I' ^w^ faith, ow UwU I OwO eithew? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, xDD thou x3 hast put ^.^ him uWu in xDD such :3 a dweam :3 that when x3 the +x3 image of >w< it >w< weaves ^.^ him ^.^ he ^w^ must >w< wun >_> mad. +MARIA. Nyay, >_> but >_> say true; does >w< it ^.^ wowk ;;w;; upon him? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wike ÚwÚ aqua-vita! with :3 a :33 midwife. +AIARIA. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww xDD then >_> see x3 the ÚwÚ fwuits of x3 the sport, mark :33 his +xDD fiwst appwoach >w< befowe x3 my >_> wady. >w< He xDD wiww come to her uWu in >w< yewwow +stockings, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis :3 a colour ^.^ she :33 abhows, ÚwÚ and xDD cwoss-gawtew'd, :3 a +fashion ^.^ she :33 detests; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; smiwe ;;w;; upon hew, which xDD wiww nyow +be UwU so ÚwÚ unsuitabwe to her uWu disposition, ^.^ being :33 addicted to :3 a +^-^ mewanchowy >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, :3 that >w< it ;;w;; cannyot >_> but turn ^.^ him x3 into :3 a OwO nyotabwe +^w^ contempt. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww >_> see :33 it, ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; To x3 the :3 gates of uWu Tawtaw, xDD thou UwU most :3 excewwent ^.^ deviw of wit! +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. I'll >_< make one UwU too. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +OWIVIA'S >_< gawden + +Entew VIOWA, ÚwÚ and CWOWN with :3 a tabow + +>_> VIOWA. :3 Save ÚwÚ thee, fwiend, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< music! +uWu Dost xDD thou ^w^ wive ^.^ by >w< thy tabow? +uWu CWOWN. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ wive ^.^ by x3 the :3 chuwch. +>_> VIOWA. Awt xDD thou :3 a chuwchman? +uWu CWOWN. No xDD such >w< mattew, :33 siw: UwU I UwU do ^w^ wive ^.^ by x3 the OwO chuwch; fow UwU I UwU do ^w^ wive +uWu at x3 my house, ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; house xDD doth stand ^.^ by x3 the :3 chuwch. +>_> VIOWA. ^w^ So xDD thou uWu mayst >_> say x3 the x3 king wies ^.^ by :3 a beggar, >_> if :3 a beggar +dwell nyeaw him; ow x3 the ^-^ chuwch >w< stands ^.^ by >w< thy >_> tabow, >_> if >w< thy tabow +stand ^.^ by x3 the :3 chuwch. +uWu CWOWN. >_> You uWu have said, sir. ;;w;; To >_> see ÚwÚ this >_> age! ^-^ A :33 sentence >_> is >_> but :3 a +^-^ chev'wiw ;;w;; gwuv to :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< wit. How quickly x3 the wrong x3 side OwO may be +>_> tuwn'd outward! +>_> VIOWA. Nyay, ^w^ that's ^-^ cewtain; ;;w;; they :3 that dawwy nyicewy with wowds OwO may +quickly >_< make them UwU wanton. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I :3 wouwd, OwO thewefowe, x3 my :3 sistew xDD had xDD had :33 nyame, sir. +>_> VIOWA. Why, man? +uWu CWOWN. Why, ^w^ siw, her name's :3 a wowd; ÚwÚ and to dawwy with :3 that ;;w;; wowd +^w^ might >_< make x3 my :3 sistew UwU wanton. OwO But ÚwÚ indeed wowds OwO awe xDD vewy ^-^ wascaws +xDD since xDD bonds x3 disgwac'd OwO them. +>_> VIOWA. x3 Thy weason, man? +uWu CWOWN. Troth, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ can yield xDD you >_< nyonye ^-^ without wowds, ÚwÚ and wowds +OwO awe grown UwU so UwU fawse UwU I ^w^ am loath to ^-^ pwuv reason with OwO them. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I :33 wawwant xDD thou awt :3 a ^.^ mewwy fewwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; caw'st fow OwO nyothing. +uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, siw; UwU I UwU do :3 cawe fow something; >_> but uWu in x3 my OwO conscience, +^w^ siw, UwU I UwU do nyot :3 cawe fow OwO you. ;;w;; If :3 that be to :3 cawe fow uWu nyothing, ^w^ siw, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD you :33 invisibwe. +>_> VIOWA. Awt nyot xDD thou x3 the xDD Wady xDD Owivia's ^.^ foow? +uWu CWOWN. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, siw; x3 the xDD Wady >_> Owivia >_> has nyo :3 fowwy; ^.^ she xDD wiww >_< keep +nyo x3 foow, ^w^ siw, >w< tiww ^.^ she be ^w^ mawwied; ÚwÚ and foows OwO awe >_< as ^.^ wike ;;w;; husbands +>_< as piwchews OwO awe to hewwings- x3 the husband's x3 the biggew. UwU I ^w^ am +ÚwÚ indeed nyot her x3 foow, >_> but her x3 cowwuptew of ÚwÚ wowds. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I saw uWu thee wate uWu at x3 the xDD Count uWu Owsinyo's. +uWu CWOWN. Foolery, ^w^ siw, does UwU wawk about x3 the owb ^.^ wike x3 the UwU sun- >w< it +uWu shinyes :3 evewywhewe. UwU I ^.^ wouwd be sowwy, ^w^ siw, >_> but x3 the >w< foow >_> shouwd be +>_< as ;;w;; oft with x3 youw >_< mastew >_< as with x3 my mistress: think UwU I saw x3 youw +^.^ wisdom :33 thewe. +>_> VIOWA. Nyay, >w< an xDD thou pass ;;w;; upon uWu me, I'll nyo ^.^ mowe with thee. +UwU Howd, there's ^w^ expenses fow thee. >_> [Giving :3 a coin] +uWu CWOWN. Now Juv, uWu in :33 his :3 nyext :3 commodity of hair, >_> send x3 the :3 a >_< beawd! +>_> VIOWA. ^-^ By x3 my troth, I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ^w^ am almost >w< sick fow onye; +:3 [Aside] ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it gwow on x3 my ^.^ chin.- Is >w< thy uWu wady +:33 within? +uWu CWOWN. Wouwd nyot :3 a :33 paiw of these uWu have bwed, UwU siw? +>_> VIOWA. Yes, ^.^ being :33 kept togethew ÚwÚ and put to ÚwÚ use. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 pway Lord Pandarus of ;;w;; Phwygia, ^w^ siw, to ;;w;; bwing :3 a +x3 Cwessida to ÚwÚ this x3 Twoiwus. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I understand UwU you, siw; UwU 'tis weww ^.^ begg'd. +>_> [Giving anyothew coin] +uWu CWOWN. uWu The >w< mattew, UwU I hope, >_> is nyot ^.^ gweat, ^w^ siw, ^w^ begging >_> but :3 a xDD beggaw: +x3 Cwessida UwU was :3 a x3 beggaw. OwO My uWu wady >_> is :33 within, sir. UwU I xDD wiww construe to +them >_> whence xDD you >_< come; who xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD you ^.^ wouwd OwO awe x3 out of +x3 my wewkin- UwU I ^w^ might >_> say xDD 'ewement' >_> but x3 the ;;w;; wowd >_> is ÚwÚ uvwwown. +uWu Exit CWOWN +>_> VIOWA. This fewwow >_> is uWu wise enough to :33 pway x3 the foow; +xDD And to UwU do :3 that weww cwaves :3 a uWu kind of >_< wit. +>w< He ^w^ must uWu obsewve uWu theiw ^w^ mood on ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he jests, +uWu The ;;w;; quawity of OwO pewsons, ÚwÚ and x3 the time; +^.^ And, ^.^ wike x3 the haggawd, ^.^ check uWu at every ÚwÚ feathew +:33 That x3 comes >w< befowe :33 his :33 eye. This >_> is :3 a pwactice +;;w;; As full of labour >_< as :3 a uWu wise :33 man's awt; +For >w< fowwy :3 that ^.^ he wisely >_< shows >_> is :33 fit; +OwO But uWu wise men, xDD fowwy-faww'n, quite ^w^ taint uWu theiw >_< wit. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Save UwU you, gentleman! +>_> VIOWA. xDD And UwU you, sir. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ÚwÚ Dieu vous xDD gawde, >w< monsieuw. +>_> VIOWA. Et vous aussi; votre sewviteuw. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, xDD you >_< awe; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Will xDD you x3 encountew x3 the >_> house? OwO My uWu nyiece >_> is ^.^ desiwous xDD you +>_> shouwd ÚwÚ entew, >_> if x3 youw OwO twade be to her. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I ^w^ am bound to x3 youw UwU nyiece, siw; UwU I mean, ^.^ she >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ wist of x3 my +x3 voyage. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Taste x3 youw ^.^ wegs, siw; put them to ;;w;; motion. +>_> VIOWA. OwO My UwU wegs UwU do xDD bettew understand uWu me, ^w^ siw, than UwU I understand >_> what +xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by OwO bidding ;;w;; me >_> taste x3 my wegs. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I mean, to x3 go, ^w^ siw, to enter. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I xDD wiww answew xDD you with :33 gait ÚwÚ and x3 entwance. OwO But ^.^ we OwO awe +pwevented. + +Entew OLIVIA ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA + +:3 Most :3 excewwent ;;w;; accompwish'd UwU wady, x3 the heavens xDD wain UwU odouws on you! +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :33 That :3 youth's :3 a OwO wawe >_> couwtiew- UwU 'Wain xDD odouws' OwO weww! +>_> VIOWA. OwO My ;;w;; mattew hath nyo voice, UwU wady, >_> but to x3 youw UwU own UwU most x3 pwegnyant +ÚwÚ and vouchsafed car. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 'Odouws,' 'pregnant,' ÚwÚ and 'vouchsafed'- I'll get x3 'em aww +>w< thwee aww weady. +OLIVIA. Let x3 the >_< gawden doow be ^w^ shut, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ;;w;; me to x3 my ;;w;; heawing. +UwU [Exeunt aww >_> but OLIVIA ÚwÚ and >w< VIOWA] Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, sir. +>_> VIOWA. OwO My >_< duty, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and UwU most humble service. +OLIVIA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? +>_> VIOWA. ^.^ Cesawio >_> is x3 youw servant's :33 nyame, >w< faiw >_> Pwincess. +OLIVIA. OwO My uWu sewvant, sir! >_< 'Twas >_< nyevew ^.^ mewwy wowwd +Since ^-^ wowwy feignying UwU was ^w^ caww'd OwO compwiment. +Y'awe xDD sewvant to x3 the xDD Count Orsino, >_< youth. +>_> VIOWA. xDD And ^.^ he >_> is >_< youws, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be yours: +uWu Youw servant's xDD sewvant >_> is x3 youw uWu sewvant, UwU madam. +OLIVIA. For :3 him, UwU I think nyot on him; fow :33 his thoughts, +Wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe blanks rather than :3 fiww'd with me! +>_> VIOWA. uWu Madam, UwU I come to ^w^ whet x3 youw ^-^ gentwe >_< thoughts +On :33 his ^.^ behawf. +OLIVIA. >_< O, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, UwU I pray xDD you: +UwU I ;;w;; bade xDD you >_< nyevew speak again of him; +But, ^.^ wouwd xDD you undewtake anyothew ^.^ suit, +UwU I xDD had rather hear xDD you to sowicit :3 that +Than uWu music from x3 the spheres. +>_> VIOWA. >_< Deaw lady- +OLIVIA. Give ;;w;; me weave, :33 beseech OwO you. UwU I uWu did send, +>w< Aftew x3 the >w< wast ^.^ enchantment xDD you uWu did UwU hewe, +^-^ A OwO wing uWu in OwO chase of uWu you; UwU so uWu did UwU I abuse +Myself, x3 my uWu sewvant, x3 and, UwU I feaw uWu me, OwO you. +;;w;; Undew x3 youw x3 hawd construction ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ sit, +;;w;; To force :3 that on xDD you uWu in :3 a >_> shamefuw x3 cunnying +>_< Which xDD you UwU knyew >_< nyonye of x3 youws. >_> What ^w^ might xDD you x3 think? +:3 Have xDD you nyot uWu set >_< minye honour uWu at x3 the >w< stake, +xDD And OwO baited >w< it with aww x3 th' ^-^ unmuzzwed >_< thoughts +:33 That tywannyous >_< heawt ^.^ can x3 think? ;;w;; To one of x3 youw ^w^ weceiving +Enyough >_> is shown: :3 a ^.^ cypwess, nyot :3 a x3 bosom, +Hides x3 my ;;w;; heawt. So, wet ;;w;; me hear xDD you >_< speak. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I x3 Pity >w< YOU. +OLIVIA. >w< That's :3 a degwee to love. +>_> VIOWA. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a UwU gwize; fow UwU 'tis :3 a uWu vuwgaw xDD pwoof +:33 That xDD vewy ;;w;; oft ^.^ we pity enemies. +OLIVIA. Why, >w< then, uWu methinks UwU 'tis time to ;;w;; smiwe ;;w;; again. +x3 O ^w^ wowwd, >w< how ^-^ apt x3 the poor OwO awe to be uWu pwoud! +;;w;; If one >_> shouwd be :3 a ^.^ pwey, >w< how much x3 the xDD bettew +;;w;; To faww >w< befowe x3 the wion than x3 the wowf! xDD [Cwock >w< stwikes] +uWu The >w< cwock x3 upbwaids ;;w;; me with x3 the uWu waste of uWu time. +^w^ Be nyot afraid, ÚwÚ good uWu youth; UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have uWu you; +xDD And ^w^ yet, when wit ÚwÚ and :33 youth >_> is come to ^-^ hawvest, +uWu Youw >w< wife >_> is ^.^ wike to reap :3 a OwO pwopew man. +>_> Thewe wies x3 youw :3 way, >_< due west. +>_> VIOWA. UwU Then westward-ho! +Gwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good uWu disposition >_< attend x3 youw wadyship! +You'll uWu nyothing, UwU madam, to x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^.^ by me? +OLIVIA. >_< Stay. +UwU I :33 pwithee tell ;;w;; me >_> what xDD thou think'st of x3 me. +>_> VIOWA. :33 That xDD you UwU do think xDD you OwO awe nyot >_> what xDD you x3 awe. +OLIVIA. ;;w;; If UwU I think >_> so, UwU I think x3 the same of OwO you. +>_> VIOWA. UwU Then think xDD you >w< wight: UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> what UwU I am. +OLIVIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you :3 wewe >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you OwO be! +>_> VIOWA. Wouwd >w< it be better, UwU madam, than UwU I :33 am? +UwU I ÚwÚ wish >w< it xDD might, fow nyow UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw xDD foow. +OLIVIA. >_< O, >_> what :3 a deal of ^w^ scown :33 wooks >_> beautifuw +^w^ In x3 the x3 contempt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ angew of :33 his wip! +^-^ A OwO muwd'wous guilt >_< shows nyot itsewf ^.^ mowe >w< soon +Than wuv :3 that ^.^ wouwd xDD seem :3 hid: love's >w< nyight >_> is xDD nyoon. +;;w;; Cesawio, ^.^ by x3 the >_< woses of x3 the spring, +^-^ By ÚwÚ maidhood, honyouw, truth, ÚwÚ and every ÚwÚ thing, +UwU I wuv uWu thee UwU so :3 that, maugre aww >w< thy pride, +x3 Nyow wit nor reason ^.^ can x3 my passion :33 hide. +Do nyot extowt >w< thy weasons from ÚwÚ this clause, +For :3 that UwU I woo, xDD thou >_< thewefowe x3 hast nyo cause; +OwO But rather reason OwO thus with reason ÚwÚ fettew: +Wuv >_< sought >_> is UwU good, >_> but UwU given :33 unsought >_> is ^-^ bettew. +>_> VIOWA. ^-^ By innyocence UwU I x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my youth, +UwU I uWu have one uWu heawt, one x3 bosom, ÚwÚ and one truth, +xDD And :3 that nyo OwO woman uWu has; nor >_< nyevew >_< nyonye +Shall mistwess be of :33 it, :3 save UwU I >_< awonye. +xDD And UwU so adieu, ÚwÚ good x3 madam; >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe +Will UwU I x3 my xDD mastew's tears to xDD you >_< depwowe. +OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Yet come again; fow xDD thou ^-^ pewhaps uWu mayst move +:33 That >_< heawt which nyow uWu abhows to ^.^ wike :33 his love. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN + +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, I'll nyot xDD stay :3 a jot wongew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 Thy weason, uWu deaw ÚwÚ venyom, UwU give >w< thy reason. +x3 FABIAN. >_> You ^w^ must >_< nyeeds yield x3 youw weason, Sir ^w^ Andwew. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO Mawwy, UwU I saw x3 youw uWu nyiece UwU do ^.^ mowe ;;w;; favouws to x3 the OwO Count's +servingman than OwO evew ^.^ she ÚwÚ bestow'd ;;w;; upon OwO me; UwU I OwO saw't :33 i' x3 th' +^-^ owchawd. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Did ^.^ she >_> see uWu thee x3 the while, ;;w;; owd boy? Teww ;;w;; me x3 that. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; As uWu pwain >_< as UwU I >_> see xDD you now. +x3 FABIAN. This UwU was :3 a great :33 awgument of wuv uWu in her toward OwO you. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. uWu 'Swight! xDD wiww xDD you >_< make >w< an >w< ass ^.^ o' me? +x3 FABIAN. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv >w< it wegitimate, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< oaths of ^w^ judgment ÚwÚ and reason. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And uWu they ^.^ have >_< been grand-jurymen >_< since before Nyoah ÚwÚ was :3 a -sailor. -FABIAN. She >_> did show :3 favouw ^-^ to OwO the xDD youth in >_> youw OwO sight only ^-^ to ->_< exaspewate you, ^-^ to :33 awake >_> youw dowmouse valour, ^-^ to >w< put x3 fiwe in ->_> youw OwO heawt ÚwÚ and xDD bwimstonye in >_> youw ^-^ wivew. You shouwd then ^.^ have -UwU accosted UwU hew; ÚwÚ and with >w< some excellent jests, OwO fiwe-nyew ^-^ fwom OwO the -xDD mint, you shouwd ^.^ have xDD bang'd OwO the xDD youth OwO into x3 dumbnyess. :3 This ÚwÚ was -^.^ wook'd uWu fow at >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and :3 this ÚwÚ was OwO bauwk'd. The double OwO giwt >_> of -:3 this opportunity you let UwU time wash OwO off, ÚwÚ and you awe :3 nyow saiw'd -OwO into OwO the >_< nyowth >_> of my lady's UwU opinyion; xDD whewe you uWu wiww >_> hang >_< wike OwO an -;;w;; icicwe uWu on UwU Dutchman's ÚwÚ beawd, unwess you ^-^ do ^w^ wedeem ^.^ it uWu by >w< some -^-^ waudabwe ^-^ attempt ;;w;; eithew >_> of valour ^w^ ow :33 powicy. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 An't >w< be ^-^ any >_< way, ^.^ it >w< must >w< be with valour, uWu fow powicy I -hate; I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be :3 a >_< Bwownyist as :3 a politician. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, then, build me >w< thy :3 fowtunyes x3 upon OwO the xDD basis >_> of -vawouw. >w< Chawwenge me OwO the ^.^ Count's xDD youth ^-^ to fight with him; hurt -him in eleven >_> pwaces. UwU My niece uWu shaww UwU take ^-^ nyote >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and assuwe -thyself there :3 is nyo >w< wuv-bwokew in OwO the x3 wowwd can ^-^ mowe :33 pwevaiw in -ÚwÚ man's ^.^ commendation with ^-^ woman than wepowt >_> of vawouw. -FABIAN. Thewe :3 is nyo uWu way uWu but this, Sir :3 Andwew. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Wiww ;;w;; eithew >_> of you bear me :3 a challenge ^-^ to OwO him? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Go, wwite ^.^ it in :3 a martial >w< hand; >w< be curst ÚwÚ and x3 bwief; ^.^ it :3 is -nyo matter how witty, OwO so ^.^ it >w< be eloquent ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of UwU invention. -^.^ Taunt him with OwO the ;;w;; wicense >_> of xDD ink; ^-^ if :3 thou :3 thou'st him >w< some -:3 thwice, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ amiss; ÚwÚ and as many :3 wies as uWu wiww lie in ->w< thy UwU sheet >_> of paper, although OwO the UwU sheet ;;w;; wewe xDD big enough uWu fow OwO the -bed >_> of Ware in >_> Engwand, xDD set >w< 'em ;;w;; down; >w< go about it. >_> Wet there >w< be -^-^ gaww enough in >w< thy ;;w;; ink, >w< though :3 thou wwite with :3 a >w< goose-pen, nyo -OwO mattew. About it. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. :3 Whewe uWu shaww I find you? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< We'ww caww ÚwÚ thee at OwO the cubicuwo. Go. -Exit ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW -FABIAN. :3 This :3 is :3 a dear ÚwÚ manyakin ^-^ to you, Sir UwU Toby. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I ^.^ have >_< been dear ^-^ to ^w^ him, lad- >w< some two ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, -^w^ ow ÚwÚ so. -FABIAN. We uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a x3 wawe letter ^-^ fwom him; uWu but ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot -dewivew't? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Nyevew xDD twust me then; ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< aww :3 means :33 stiw uWu on OwO the xDD youth -^-^ to OwO an >w< answew. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ oxen ÚwÚ and wainwopes cannyot hale them ->w< togethew. >_< Fow Andrew, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :33 open'd ÚwÚ and you find OwO so >w< much -UwU bwood in his liver as uWu wiww UwU cwog OwO the foot >_> of :3 a x3 fwea, I'll xDD eat OwO the -west >_> of th' anatomy. -FABIAN. And his ÚwÚ opposite, OwO the youth, uWu beaws in his >_> visage nyo gweat -^w^ pwesage >_> of >w< cwuewty. - -x3 Entew uWu MAWIA - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wook xDD whewe OwO the ^w^ youngest wren >_> of :33 nyinye comes. -x3 MAWIA. >w< If you desiwe OwO the spleen, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww waugh youwsewves OwO into -stitches, follow >_> me. :33 Yond >_< guww ÚwÚ Mawvowio :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed x3 heathen, :3 a vewy -renegado; uWu fow there :3 is nyo ÚwÚ Chwistian UwU that :3 means ^-^ to >w< be :33 saved uWu by -bewieving >w< wightwy can >w< evew believe such impossibwe x3 passages >_> of -x3 gwossnyess. >w< He's in x3 yewwow stockings. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And uWu cwoss-gawtew'd? -x3 MAWIA. uWu Most ^-^ viwwainyouswy; >_< wike :3 a pedant UwU that >_< keeps :3 a ÚwÚ schoow >w< i' th' -^-^ chuwch. I ^.^ have dogg'd him >_< wike his muwdewew. ÚwÚ He OwO does ^-^ obey every -point >_> of OwO the letter UwU that I >_> dwopp'd ^-^ to :33 betway >_> him. ÚwÚ He OwO does >_> smiwe -his ;;w;; face OwO into ^-^ mowe >w< winyes than :3 is in OwO the OwO nyew ÚwÚ map with OwO the -^.^ augmentation >_> of OwO the ^.^ Indies. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen such :3 a xDD thing as -'tis; I can hardly uWu fowbeaw >_> huwwing >w< things at >_> him. I xDD knyow my wady -uWu wiww strike him; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu do, :3 he'ww >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and uWu take't uWu fow :3 a gweat -OwO favouw. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, bwing >w< us, bwing OwO us xDD whewe ^.^ he is. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and ANTONyIO - -:33 SEBASTIAN. I would ^.^ nyot uWu by my uWu wiww ^.^ have twoubwed OwO you; -But >_< since you ^-^ make >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, -I uWu wiww nyo further ^w^ chide you. -x3 ANTONyIO. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot stay >_> behind >w< you: my desiwe, -Mowe shawp than ^.^ fiwed steel, >_> did xDD spuw me fowth; -And ^.^ nyot >w< aww love ^-^ to UwU see :3 you- >w< though OwO so >w< much -UwU As UwU might ^.^ have :33 dwawn ^-^ onye ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ wongew >_< voyage- -But jealousy what UwU might befall >_> youw ^w^ twavew, ->_> Being skilless in ^.^ these OwO pawts; ;;w;; which ^-^ to :3 a UwU stwangew, -xDD Unguided ÚwÚ and xDD unfwiended, >_< often ^w^ pwuv -^-^ Wough ÚwÚ and unhospitabwe. UwU My willing love, -The wathew uWu by ^.^ these arguments >_> of feaw, -ÚwÚ Set :3 fowth in >_> youw pursuit. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU My >w< kind Antonyio, -I can nyo uWu othew ÚwÚ answew ^-^ make uWu but UwU thanks, -And UwU thanks, ÚwÚ and >w< evew :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft good ;;w;; tuwns -uWu Awe shuffl'd x3 off with such ÚwÚ uncuwwent >_> pay; -But ;;w;; wewe my wowth as :3 is my ;;w;; conscience UwU fiwm, -You shouwd find better >_< deawing. What's ^-^ to x3 do? -:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go UwU see OwO the ÚwÚ wewiques >_> of :3 this :33 town? -x3 ANTONyIO. :3 To-mowwow, siw; :33 best ^.^ fiwst >w< go UwU see >_> youw >_< wodging. -:33 SEBASTIAN. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ weawy, ÚwÚ and 'tis wong ^-^ to >_< nyight; -I pray you, let OwO us xDD satisfy ^-^ ouw eyes -x3 With OwO the >_> memowiaws ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< things >_> of ÚwÚ fame -:33 That ^-^ do UwU wenyown :3 this :33 city. -x3 ANTONyIO. Wouwd ^w^ you'd pawdon >_> me. -I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ without danger ÚwÚ wawk ^.^ these x3 stweets: ->w< Once in :3 a uWu sea-fight >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU Count his >w< gawweys -I >_> did >w< some ^-^ sewvice; >_> of such nyote, :3 indeed, -That, ;;w;; wewe I ta'en ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ it would scarce >w< be answer'd. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Belike you slew gweat ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of his :33 peopwe. -xDD ANTONIO.Th' OwO offence :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> of such :3 a bwoody nyatuwe; -:33 Awbeit OwO the ;;w;; quawity >_> of OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and >_< quawwew -OwO Might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have >w< given OwO us bwoody OwO awgument. -^w^ It UwU might ^.^ have >_< since >_< been xDD answew'd in ÚwÚ wepaying -What ^-^ we took ^-^ fwom them; which, uWu fow twaffic's UwU sake, -uWu Most >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 city ÚwÚ did. >_> Onwy ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ stood ^-^ out; ->_< Fow which, ^-^ if I >w< be ÚwÚ wapsed in :3 this place, -I uWu shaww pay ;;w;; deaw. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Do ^.^ nyot then ÚwÚ wawk xDD too xDD open. -x3 ANTONyIO. ^w^ It doth ^.^ nyot x3 fit >_> me. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siw, >w< hewe's my :3 puwse; -UwU In OwO the ^-^ south xDD subuwbs, at OwO the >_< Ewephant, -^-^ Is :33 best ^-^ to lodge. I uWu wiww x3 bespeak ^-^ ouw ;;w;; diet, -ÚwÚ Whiwes you beguiwe OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and :33 feed >_> youw knowledge -x3 With UwU viewing >_> of OwO the UwU town; there uWu shaww you ^.^ have >_> me. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Why I >_> youw ^-^ puwse? -x3 ANTONyIO. :3 Hapwy >_> youw eye uWu shaww ^.^ wight x3 upon >w< some :3 toy -You ^.^ have desiwe ^-^ to >_< puwchase; ÚwÚ and >_> youw store, -I xDD think, :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow :33 idwe mawkets, sir. -:33 SEBASTIAN. I'll >w< be >_> youw UwU puwse-beawew, ÚwÚ and xDD weave you uWu fow -An hour. -x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ To th' >_< Ewephant. -:33 SEBASTIAN. I ^-^ do wemembew. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -^-^ OWIVIA'S garden - -x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA - -OWIVIA. I ^.^ have x3 sent aftew him; ^.^ he :33 says :3 he'ww come. -OwO How uWu shaww I feast OwO him? What bestow >_> of OwO him? ->_< Fow xDD youth :3 is bought ^-^ mowe ^w^ oft than begg'd ^w^ ow borrow'd. -I speak xDD too loud. -Where's Malvolio? ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> sad ÚwÚ and civiw, -And ÚwÚ suits ;;w;; weww uWu fow :3 a ^-^ sewvant with my UwU fowtunyes. -:3 Whewe :3 is Malvolio? -x3 MAWIA. >w< He's ^w^ coming, ^.^ madam; uWu but in vewy ÚwÚ stwange mannyew. -ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ suwe >_> possess'd, ÚwÚ madam. -OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? uWu Does ^.^ he xDD wave? -x3 MAWIA. No, UwU madam, ^.^ he OwO does nyothing uWu but smile. Your ladyship ;;w;; wewe -:33 best ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< some guawd about you ^-^ if ^.^ he x3 come; uWu fow ^w^ suwe OwO the man :3 is -:33 tainted :33 in's UwU wits. -OWIVIA. uWu Go caww him hithew. Exit uWu MAWIA -I x3 am as mad as >_< he, ->w< If >_> sad ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy UwU madnyess >w< equaw UwU be. - -;;w;; We-entew uWu MAWIA with MAWVOWIO - -OwO How nyow, :3 Mawvowio! -MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Sweet >w< wady, ^w^ ho, x3 ho. -OWIVIA. Smil'st thou? -I x3 sent uWu fow ÚwÚ thee x3 upon :3 a >_> sad ;;w;; occasion. -MAWVOWIO. :33 Sad, >w< wady? I :33 couwd >w< be :33 sad. :3 This OwO does ^-^ make >w< some -ÚwÚ obstwuction in OwO the blood, :3 this :33 cwoss-gawtewing; uWu but what >_> of ÚwÚ that? ->w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease OwO the eye >_> of one, ^.^ it :3 is with me as OwO the vewy OwO twue -sonnet UwU is: >w< 'Pwease ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and >w< pwease aww.' -OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, how OwO dost thou, man? What :3 is OwO the matter with OwO thee? -MAWVOWIO. :3 Nyot bwack in my UwU mind, >w< though x3 yewwow in my wegs. -^w^ It >_> did come ^-^ to his x3 hands, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commands uWu shaww >w< be >_< executed. -I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD knyow OwO the ^w^ sweet Woman hand. -OWIVIA. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go ^-^ to :33 bed, Malvolio? -MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ To >_> bed? >w< Ay, sweetheart, ÚwÚ and I'll come ^-^ to thee. -OWIVIA. :3 God comfort thee! UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >_> smiwe so, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy hand -OwO so oft? -x3 MAWIA. OwO How ^-^ do you, Malvolio? -MAWVOWIO. ^.^ At >_> youw request? x3 Yes, nyightingawes ÚwÚ answew daws! -x3 MAWIA. UwU Why :3 appeaw you with :3 this :33 widicuwous :3 bowdnyess before my >w< wady? -MAWVOWIO. uWu 'Be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid >_> of :3 gweatnyess.' ÚwÚ 'Twas ;;w;; weww wwit. -OWIVIA. What mean'st :3 thou uWu by UwU that, Malvolio? -AIALVOLIO. uWu 'Some awe :3 bown great,'- -OWIVIA. Ha? -MAWVOWIO. uWu 'Some ;;w;; achieve greatness,'- -OWIVIA. What xDD say'st thou? -MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; 'And >w< some ^.^ have greatness OwO thwust x3 upon ;;w;; them.' -OWIVIA. xDD Heaven restore thee! -MAWVOWIO. 'Remember ^-^ who ^.^ commended >w< thy x3 yewwow stockings,'- -OWIVIA. OwO 'Thy x3 yewwow ^w^ stockings?' -MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; 'And :33 wish'd ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee uWu cwoss-gawtewd.' -OWIVIA. 'Cwoss-gawtew'd?' -MAWVOWIO. 'Go ^.^ to, :3 thou OwO an made, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ desiw'st ^-^ to >w< be >_< so';- -OWIVIA. OwO Am I xDD made? -MAWVOWIO. OwO 'If ;;w;; nyot, let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ sewvant stiww.' -OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is vewy midsummew madnyess. - -x3 Entew ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, OwO the x3 young ^-^ gentweman >_> of OwO the UwU Count Owsinyo's :3 is -:33 wetuwn'd; I :33 couwd hardly entweat him >w< back; ^.^ he attends >_> youw -uWu wadyship's ÚwÚ pweasuwe. -OWIVIA. I'll come ^-^ to >_> him. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] Good Mawia, let :3 this -:3 fewwow >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. Where's my cousin uWu Toby? >_> Wet >w< some >_> of my -^w^ peopwe ^.^ have :3 a speciaw cawe >_> of him; I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him miscawwy -uWu fow OwO the half >_> of my dowry. ->_< Exeunt >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA -MAWVOWIO. :33 O, UwU ho! ^-^ do you come ;;w;; nyeaw me ^w^ nyow? :3 Nyo >_< wowse man than Sir -Toby ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU me! :3 This concurs :33 diwectwy with OwO the wettew: ^.^ she ->_> sends him uWu on >_< puwpose, UwU that I ^-^ may :3 appeaw :3 stubbown ^-^ to him; uWu fow ^.^ she -^w^ incites me ^-^ to UwU that in OwO the letter. >_< 'Cast >w< thy humbwe ^w^ swough,' :33 says -she. uWu 'Be >w< opposite with kinsman, suwwy with sewvants; let >w< thy -:33 tongue >_> tang with arguments >_> of x3 state; >w< put thyself OwO into OwO the xDD twick ->_> of >w< singuwawity' ÚwÚ and consequently ^w^ sets ;;w;; down OwO the manner ;;w;; how, as: :3 a ->_> sad ;;w;; face, :3 a OwO wevewend cawwiage, :3 a uWu swow tongue, in OwO the :33 habit >_> of ->w< some x3 siw >_> of nyote, ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. I ^.^ have :3 wim'd UwU hew; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is -ÚwÚ Juv's ÚwÚ doing, ÚwÚ and OwO Juv ^-^ make me thankful! And when ^.^ she went away ->w< nyow- >w< 'Wet :3 this :3 fewwow >w< be ^.^ wook'd :33 to.' 'Fellow,' ^.^ nyot 'Malvolio' :3 nyow -aftew my UwU degwee, uWu but 'fewwow.' ÚwÚ Why, OwO evewything >_> adhewes togethew, -UwU that nyo ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 a scwupwe, nyo scruple >_> of :3 a scwupwe, nyo ^w^ obstacwe, -nyo ^.^ incweduwous ^w^ ow OwO unsafe circumstance- What can >w< be >_< said? Nyothing -UwU that can >w< be can come :3 between me ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 fuww OwO pwospect >_> of my -UwU hopes. Weww, :33 Juv, ^.^ nyot OwO I, :3 is OwO the doer >_> of this, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ->_> thanked. - -;;w;; We-entew MARIA, with ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Which uWu way :3 is >_< he, in OwO the name >_> of sanctity? >w< If >w< aww OwO the -devils >_> of heww >w< be :33 dwawn in little, ÚwÚ and Legion ^-^ himsewf ^-^ possess'd -^w^ him, ÚwÚ yet I'll speak ^-^ to >_> him. -FABIAN. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, here ^.^ he is. OwO How :3 is't with you, sir? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO How :3 is't with you, man? -MAWVOWIO. uWu Go off; I discawd you. >_> Wet me enjoy my xDD pwivate; >w< go UwU off. -x3 MAWIA. :33 Wo, how >w< howwow OwO the x3 fiend ^-^ speaks within :3 him! OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell -you? Sir Toby, my wady uWu pways you ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a cawe >_> of >_> him. -MAWVOWIO. xDD Ah, ^-^ ha! OwO does ^.^ she so? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; :3 peace, ^w^ peace; ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ deaw gently with >_> him. ->_> Wet me awonye. OwO How ^-^ do you, Malvolio? OwO How :3 is't with you? >_> What, man, -:33 defy OwO the deviw; ;;w;; considew, :33 he's OwO an enemy ^-^ to ^.^ mankind. -MAWVOWIO. Do you xDD knyow what you ^w^ say? -x3 MAWIA. x3 Wa you, OwO an you speak i-iww >_> of OwO the x3 deviw, how ^.^ he ^-^ takes ^.^ it at ->_< heawt! ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< bewitched. -FABIAN. uWu Cawwy his >w< watew ^-^ to th' xDD wise OwO woman. -x3 MAWIA. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye to-morrow morning, ^-^ if I wive. UwU My -wady would ^.^ nyot wose him uWu fow ^-^ mowe than I'll >w< say. -MAWVOWIO. OwO How nyow, :33 mistwess! -x3 MAWIA. :3 O Lord! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Pwithee howd >w< thy ^w^ peace; :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the way. Do you ^.^ nyot -UwU see you move OwO him? >_> Wet me :3 awonye with >_> him. -FABIAN. :3 Nyo uWu way uWu but :33 gentwenyess- gently, :3 gentwy. The x3 fiend :3 is :3 wough, -ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be roughly >w< us'd. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, my bawcock! -OwO How OwO dost thou, x3 chuck? -MAWVOWIO. xDD Siw! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Ay, ^.^ Biddy, come with >_> me. >_> What, man, 'tis ^.^ nyot uWu fow gwavity -^-^ to xDD pway at cherrypit with ^w^ Satan. >w< Hang ^w^ him, ;;w;; fouw cowwiew! -x3 MAWIA. UwU Get him ^-^ to uWu say his >_> pwayews, good Sir Toby, >_< get him ^-^ to ^-^ pway. -MAWVOWIO. UwU My >_> pwayews, minx! -x3 MAWIA. No, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >_> of godwinyess. -MAWVOWIO. Go, >_> hang youwsewves all! You awe :33 idwe shawwow OwO things; I -x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw UwU ewement; you uWu shaww xDD knyow ^-^ mowe hereafter. -Exit -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? -FABIAN. >w< If :3 this ;;w;; wewe >_> pway'd x3 upon :3 a OwO stage nyow, I :33 couwd condemn ^.^ it as -OwO an impwobabwe uWu fiction. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. His vewy genyius ;;w;; hath :3 taken OwO the ÚwÚ infection >_> of OwO the OwO device, -xDD man. -x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 puwsue him nyow, west OwO the :33 device UwU take ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taint. -FABIAN. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make him mad :3 indeed. -x3 MAWIA. The house uWu wiww >w< be OwO the ^-^ quietew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have him in :3 a dark :3 woom ÚwÚ and bound. UwU My niece -:3 is already in OwO the bewief UwU that :33 he's ^w^ mad. We ^-^ may carry ^.^ it thus, uWu fow -^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ penyance, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw vewy pastime, ^.^ tiwed >_< out >_> of -breath, :3 pwompt OwO us ^-^ to ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on him; at ;;w;; which UwU time ^-^ we uWu wiww -bwing OwO the :33 device ^-^ to OwO the bar ÚwÚ and :3 cwown ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a findew >_> of ->w< madmen. But >_> see, uWu but :3 see. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -FABIAN. Mowe matter uWu fow :3 a May x3 mownying. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Here's OwO the challenge; ;;w;; wead it. I ;;w;; wawwant :33 thewe's ÚwÚ vinyegaw -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; peppew >w< in't. -FABIAN. :3 Is't OwO so ^.^ saucy? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, :33 is't, I ;;w;; wawwant him; ^-^ do uWu but read. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Give >_> me. ^-^ [Weads] x3 'Youth, >_> whatsoevew :3 thou :3 awt, :3 thou art -uWu but :3 a scurvy ^-^ fewwow.' -FABIAN. Good ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] 'Wonder ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow admire ^.^ nyot in >w< thy UwU mind, x3 why I ^-^ do -caww ÚwÚ thee so, uWu fow I uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee nyo reason UwU fow't.' -FABIAN. OwO A good >_> nyote; UwU that >_< keeps you ^-^ fwom OwO the blow >_> of OwO the waw. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Thou ;;w;; com'st ^-^ to OwO the OwO Wady x3 Owivia, ÚwÚ and in my OwO sight -^.^ she :3 uses ÚwÚ thee kindwy; uWu but :3 thou ^-^ wiest in >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat; UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot -OwO the matter I challenge ÚwÚ thee UwU fow.' -FABIAN. Very brief, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< exceeding good UwU sense- less. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I uWu wiww >_< wayway ÚwÚ thee ^-^ going >_< home; xDD whewe ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ->w< thy uWu chance ^-^ to :33 kiww ;;w;; me'- -FABIAN. ÚwÚ Good. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ 'Thou kill'st me >_< wike :3 a wogue ÚwÚ and :3 a villain.' -FABIAN. OwO Stiww you ^-^ keep o' th' windy >_> side >_> of OwO the waw. :33 Good! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and :3 God ^.^ have UwU mewcy x3 upon ^-^ onye >_> of -^-^ ouw souls! ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^.^ have UwU mewcy x3 upon mine; uWu but my >w< hope :3 is :3 bettew, -ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to thysewf. x3 Thy OwO fwiend, as :3 thou usest ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >w< thy -sworn enemy, -ANDWEW AGUECHEEK.' - ->w< If :3 this letter move him ;;w;; nyot, his >w< wegs :3 cannyot. I'll give't >_> him. -x3 MAWIA. You ^-^ may ^.^ have vewy x3 fit >w< occasion ÚwÚ fow't; ^.^ he :3 is :3 nyow in >w< some -^-^ commewce with my >w< wady, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by depart. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Go, Sir Andrew; >_< scout me uWu fow him at OwO the >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the -owchawd, >_< wike :3 a bum-baily; OwO so >_> soon as >w< evew :3 thou >w< seest ^w^ him, ^-^ dwaw; -ÚwÚ and as :3 thou dwaw'st, uWu sweaw howwibwe; uWu fow ^.^ it comes ^-^ to xDD pass ^w^ oft -UwU that :3 a uWu tewwibwe ^-^ oath, with :3 a swaggewing accent >w< shawpwy x3 twang'd -OwO off, gives :3 manhood ^-^ mowe ;;w;; appwobation than >w< evew >_> pwoof itsewf would -^.^ have :33 eawn'd >_> him. :3 Away. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Nyay, let me :3 awonye uWu fow swearing. Exit -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot I x3 dewivew his :33 wettew; uWu fow OwO the >_> behaviouw >_> of -OwO the x3 young ^-^ gentweman gives him >_< out ^-^ to >w< be >_> of good capacity ÚwÚ and -^-^ bweeding; his employment :3 between his lord ÚwÚ and my niece confiwms -nyo less. OwO Thewefowe :3 this letter, being OwO so uWu excewwentwy ignyowant, -uWu wiww breed nyo terror in OwO the youth: ^.^ he uWu wiww find ^.^ it comes ^-^ fwom :3 a -^-^ cwodpowe. But, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww x3 dewivew his challenge uWu by >_> wowd >_> of -uWu mouth, xDD set x3 upon ;;w;; Aguecheek >_> nyotabwe wepowt >_> of valour, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwive OwO the -gentweman- as xDD knyow his xDD youth uWu wiww >_< aptwy weceive >_> it- OwO into :3 a UwU most -hideous >_< opinyion >_> of his wage, skill, >_> fuwy, ÚwÚ and impetuosity. :3 This -uWu wiww OwO so OwO fwight them uWu both UwU that uWu they uWu wiww :33 kiww ^-^ onye another uWu by OwO the -look, >_< wike cockatwices. - -;;w;; We-entew OWIVIA. x3 With VIOWA - -FABIAN. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he comes with >_> youw ^w^ nyiece; ^w^ give them uWu way ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he UwU take -leave, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesentwy aftew >_> him. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ meditate OwO the >_< whiwe x3 upon >w< some horrid xDD message uWu fow :3 a -ÚwÚ chawwenge. ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ;;w;; FABIAN, ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA -OWIVIA. I ^.^ have ^w^ said xDD too >w< much x3 unto :3 a OwO heawt >_> of ^.^ stonye, -And >_> waid >_< minye uWu honyouw xDD too uWu unchawy ^-^ out; -There's xDD something in me UwU that reproves my fault; -But such :3 a headstwong potent fauwt ^.^ it :3 is -:33 That ^.^ it uWu but >w< mocks wepwoof. -VIOLA. x3 With OwO the >_> same x3 haviouw UwU that >_> youw passion uWu beaws ->_> Goes uWu on my >_< mastew's griefs. -OWIVIA. Here, wear :3 this >_> jewew uWu fow me; 'tis my >_< pictuwe. -Wefuse ^.^ it not; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath nyo :33 tongue ^-^ to uWu vex you. -And I uWu beseech you come UwU again >w< to-mowwow. -What uWu shaww you ÚwÚ ask >_> of me UwU that I'll deny, -:33 That uWu honyouw OwO sav'd ^-^ may x3 upon ^.^ asking give? -VIOLA. Nyothing uWu but this- >_> youw OwO twue love uWu fow my mastew. -OWIVIA. OwO How with >_< minye uWu honyouw ^-^ may I ^w^ give him UwU that -^w^ Which I ^.^ have >w< given ^-^ to you? -VIOLA. I uWu wiww x3 acquit you. -OWIVIA. Weww, come UwU again >w< to-mowwow. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; -OwO A x3 fiend >_< wike ÚwÚ thee UwU might bear my ^w^ souw ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. Exit - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW >_< FABIAN - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Gentleman, :3 God :33 save thee. -VIOLA. And you, sir. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 That :3 defence :3 thou hast, UwU betake ÚwÚ thee :33 tot. x3 Of what ^-^ nyatuwe -OwO the ^-^ wwongs awe :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye ^w^ him, I xDD knyow not; uWu but >w< thy ->w< intewceptew, :33 fuww >_> of >_> despite, bwoody as OwO the :3 huntew, attends -ÚwÚ thee at OwO the owchawd OwO end. Dismount >w< thy ^.^ tuck, >w< be yawe in >w< thy -:3 pwepawation, uWu fow >w< thy assailant :3 is ^.^ quick, skilful, ÚwÚ and deadly. -VIOLA. You mistake, siw; I x3 am ^w^ suwe nyo man ;;w;; hath ^-^ any >_< quawwew ^-^ to me; -my wemembwance :3 is vewy free ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ fwom ^-^ any ^.^ image >_> of OwO offence -x3 donye ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD man. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. You'll find ^.^ it uWu othewwise, I assuwe OwO you; ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if you -howd >_> youw life at ^-^ any x3 pwice, UwU betake you ^-^ to >_> youw OwO guawd; uWu fow >_> youw ->w< opposite ;;w;; hath in him what youth, UwU stwength, skill, ÚwÚ and wwath, can ->_> fuwnyish man :3 withaw. -VIOLA. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, what :3 is x3 he? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 knyight, dubb'd with unhatch'd ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 cawpet -x3 considewation; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw in pwivate x3 bwaww. ^-^ Souws ÚwÚ and -OwO bodies ;;w;; hath ^.^ he divowc'd thwee; ÚwÚ and his incensement at :3 this ;;w;; moment -:3 is OwO so UwU impwacabwe UwU that satisfaction can >w< be UwU nyonye uWu but uWu by >w< pangs >_> of -death ÚwÚ and sepuwchwe. >_< Hob-nyob :3 is his word- give't ^w^ ow take't. -VIOLA. I uWu wiww xDD wetuwn UwU again OwO into OwO the house ÚwÚ and desiwe >w< some OwO conduct ->_> of OwO the >_< wady. I x3 am nyo :3 fightew. I ^.^ have heard >_> of >w< some >w< kind >_> of x3 men -UwU that >w< put quarrels purposely uWu on ÚwÚ othews ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste theiw ^.^ vawouw; -belike :3 this :3 is :3 a man >_> of UwU that quirk. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Siw, no; his UwU indignyation >_< dewives itsewf >_< out >_> of :3 a vewy -competent >w< injuwy; ^.^ thewefowe, >_< get you uWu on ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him his desire. -x3 Back you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the OwO house, unwess you >_< undewtake UwU that with -me ;;w;; which with as >w< much >_> safety you UwU might ÚwÚ answew him; OwO thewefowe OwO on, -^w^ ow OwO stwip >_> youw >_< swowd :33 stawk ;;w;; nyaked; uWu fow meddle you xDD must, that's -^w^ cewtain, ^w^ ow forswear ^-^ to wear iwon about you. -VIOLA. :3 This :3 is as >_< unciviw as :33 stwange. I uWu beseech you ^-^ do me :3 this -courteous >w< office as ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> of OwO the x3 knyight what my OwO offence ^-^ to him -UwU is: ^.^ it :3 is xDD something >_> of my nyegwigence, nyothing >_> of my uWu puwpose. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I uWu Wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. UwU Signyiow OwO Fabian, stay you uWu by :3 this ^-^ gentweman -ÚwÚ tiww my ^w^ wetuwn. Exit ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY -VIOLA. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ do you xDD knyow >_> of :3 this matter? -FABIAN. I xDD knyow OwO the x3 knyight :3 is :3 incens'd x3 against you, x3 even ^-^ to :3 a x3 mowtaw -^w^ awbitwement; uWu but nyothing >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance more. -VIOLA. I uWu beseech you, what manner >_> of man :3 is x3 he? -FABIAN. Nyothing >_> of UwU that OwO wondewfuw ;;w;; pwomise, ^-^ to ;;w;; wead him uWu by his >_> fowm, -as you awe >_< wike ^-^ to find him in OwO the >_> pwoof >_> of his vawouw. ÚwÚ He :3 is -:3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, OwO the UwU most skilful, bwoody, ÚwÚ and :33 fataw >w< opposite UwU that -you :33 couwd ^w^ possibwy ^.^ have ;;w;; found in ^-^ any part >_> of ;;w;; Iwwywia. uWu Wiww you -ÚwÚ wawk towards OwO him? I uWu wiww ^-^ make >_> youw xDD peace with him ^-^ if I ^.^ can. -VIOLA. I uWu shaww >w< be >w< much bound ^-^ to you for't. I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that would -wathew >w< go with x3 siw pwiest than x3 siw uWu knyight. I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ who knows -OwO so >w< much >_> of my x3 mettwe. >_< Exeunt - -;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY x3 With ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, man, :33 he's :3 a vewy deviw; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen such :3 a -firago. I xDD had :3 a xDD pass with ^w^ him, rapier, ÚwÚ scabbawd, ÚwÚ and aww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he -gives me OwO the ÚwÚ stuck in with such :3 a x3 mowtaw motion UwU that ^.^ it :3 is -inevitable; ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the ^-^ answew, ^.^ he OwO pays you as ^w^ suwewy as >_> youw :3 feet -:3 hit OwO the gwound uWu they xDD step x3 on. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he >_> has >_< been xDD fencew ^-^ to OwO the ->w< Sophy. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Pox ^-^ on't, I'll ^.^ nyot meddle with >_> him. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >w< be ;;w;; pacified; x3 Fabian can scarce -howd him yondew. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Plague >w< on't; OwO an I ^w^ thought ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and OwO so -ÚwÚ cunnying in fence, :3 I'd ^.^ have uWu seen him :33 damn'd ewe :3 I'd ^.^ have -challeng'd >_> him. >_> Wet him let OwO the matter slip, ÚwÚ and I'll ^w^ give him -my OwO howse, :3 gwey ^-^ Capiwet. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I'll ^-^ make OwO the :33 motion. Stand ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ make :3 a good show >w< on't; -:3 this uWu shaww ^-^ end ^-^ without OwO the x3 pewdition >_> of UwU souws. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Mawwy, -I'll ride >_> youw horse as ;;w;; weww as I ride you. - -;;w;; We-entew >_< FABIAN ÚwÚ and VIOWA - -uWu [To :33 FABIAN] I ^.^ have his horse ^-^ to UwU take OwO up OwO the >_< quawwew; I ^.^ have -pewsuaded him OwO the youth's :3 a ^w^ deviw. -FABIAN. uWu [To ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY] ÚwÚ He :3 is as howwibwy :33 conceited >_> of him; ÚwÚ and uWu pants -ÚwÚ and looks pawe, as ^-^ if :3 a bear ;;w;; wewe at his heels. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu [To VIOWA] There's nyo wemedy, uWu siw: ^.^ he uWu wiww fight with you -UwU fow's OwO oath sake. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath better UwU bethought him >_> of his -^-^ quawwew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ finds UwU that :3 nyow scarce ^-^ to >w< be wowth >_> tawking >_> of. -OwO Thewefowe dwaw uWu fow OwO the supportance >_> of his UwU vow; ^.^ he UwU pwotests ^.^ he -uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt you. -VIOLA. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^w^ defend UwU me! OwO A wittwe xDD thing would ^-^ make me -tell them how >w< much I wack >_> of :3 a xDD man. -FABIAN. >w< Give gwound ^-^ if you UwU see him x3 fuwious. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, Sir Andrew, :33 thewe's nyo wemedy; OwO the ^-^ gentweman wiww, -uWu fow his honour's UwU sake, ^.^ have ^-^ onye ;;w;; bout with OwO you; ^.^ he cannyot uWu by OwO the -xDD duewwo UwU avoid xDD it; uWu but ^.^ he >_> has OwO pwomis'd uWu me, as ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ and -:3 a ^-^ sowdiew, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt you. Come OwO on; to't. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he ^-^ keep his >w< oath! ^.^ [They OwO dwaw] - -x3 Entew ANTONyIO - -VIOLA. I ^-^ do assuwe you 'tis x3 against my uWu wiww. -x3 ANTONyIO. x3 Put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ swowd. >w< If :3 this x3 young ^-^ gentweman ->_< Have x3 donye offence, I UwU take OwO the fauwt uWu on :3 me: ->w< If you offend ^w^ him, I uWu fow him :33 defy you. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 You, :3 siw! ÚwÚ Why, what awe you? -x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Onye, ;;w;; siw, UwU that uWu fow his love dawes ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do ^-^ mowe ->w< Than you ^.^ have heard him brag ^-^ to you ^.^ he uWu wiww. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you >w< be OwO an xDD undewtakew, I x3 am uWu fow you. -^.^ [They OwO dwaw] - -x3 Entew OFFICEWS - -FABIAN. :3 O good Sir Toby, :33 howd! ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the >_> officews. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu [To UwU ANTONyIO] I'll >w< be with you x3 anyon. -VIOLA. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >w< put >_> youw >_< swowd uWu up, ^-^ if you pwease. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, uWu wiww OwO I, siw; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that I OwO pwomis'd you, I'll >w< be -as good as my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww bear you easiwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ weins :33 weww. -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. :3 This :3 is OwO the >w< man; ^-^ do >w< thy :33 office. -x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. Antonyio, I arrest ÚwÚ thee at OwO the suit -x3 Of UwU Count xDD Owsinyo. -x3 ANTONyIO. You ^-^ do >_> mistake uWu me, sir. -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. No, ;;w;; siw, nyo ^.^ jot; I xDD knyow >_> youw :3 favouw well, -^-^ Though :3 nyow you ^.^ have nyo uWu sea-cap uWu on >_> youw head. -;;w;; Take him away; ^.^ he knows I xDD knyow him :33 weww. -x3 ANTONyIO. I Must ;;w;; obey. uWu [To VIOWA] :3 This comes with >w< seeking OwO you; -But :33 thewe's nyo wemedy; I uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it. -What uWu wiww you uWu do, :3 nyow my necessity -:3 Makes me ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask you uWu fow my ^-^ puwse? ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves me -^.^ Much ^-^ mowe uWu fow what I cannyot ^-^ do uWu fow you ->w< Than what :3 befawws ^-^ mysewf. You ^.^ stand amaz'd; -But >w< be >_> of uWu comfowt. -x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, >_> away. -x3 ANTONyIO. I >w< must entweat >_> of you >w< some >_> of UwU that ^-^ monyey. -VIOLA. What >_> monyey, sir? ->_< Fow OwO the fair >_> kindnyess you ^.^ have show'd me ;;w;; hewe, -And part being >_> pwompted uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent trouble, -Out >_> of my lean ÚwÚ and low >w< abiwity -I'll lend you >_< something. UwU My having :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 much; -I'll ^-^ make *looks away* division >_> of my ÚwÚ pwesent with OwO you; -^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's half my xDD coffew. -x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Wiww you deny me ^w^ nyow? -:3 Is't possibwe UwU that my :3 desewts ^-^ to you -^w^ Can wack pewsuasion? Do ^.^ nyot >_> tempt my misery, -Lest UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ make me OwO so >_< unsound :3 a man -UwU As ^-^ to upbraid you with x3 those kindnyesses -:33 That I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu fow you. -VIOLA. I xDD knyow >_> of x3 nyonye, -Nyow xDD knyow I you uWu by >w< voice ^w^ ow ^-^ any >_< featuwe. -I UwU hate ingratitude ^-^ mowe in :3 a man ->w< Than wying, vainnyess, xDD babbwing drunkenness, -Ow ^-^ any ^-^ taint >_> of OwO vice uWu whose >w< stwong :33 cowwuption -uWu Inhabits ^-^ ouw ;;w;; fwaiw bwood. -x3 ANTONyIO. :3 O uWu heavens OwO themsewves! -x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I pray you ^.^ go. -x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Wet me speak :3 a ^-^ wittwe. :3 This xDD youth UwU that you UwU see here -I >_> snyatch'd ^-^ onye half >_< out >_> of OwO the x3 jaws >_> of >_< death, -Wewiev'd him with such >_> sanctity >_> of love, -And ^-^ to his ^-^ image, ;;w;; which methought >_> did pwomise -uWu Most :3 venyewabwe ^.^ wowth, >_> did I devotion. -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. What's UwU that ^-^ to >_> us? The UwU time :33 goes ^.^ by; >_> away. -x3 ANTONyIO. But, :33 O, how :3 viwe OwO an >w< idow proves :3 this ^-^ god! -Thou hast, ^-^ Sebastian, x3 donye good >_> featuwe >w< shame. -UwU In ^-^ nyatuwe :33 thewe's nyo >_< bwemish uWu but OwO the mind: -None can >w< be xDD caww'd OwO defowm'd uWu but OwO the ;;w;; unkind. -OwO Viwtue :3 is beauty; uWu but OwO the uWu beauteous evil -uWu Awe uWu empty ;;w;; twunks, >w< o'ewfwouwish'd uWu by OwO the ^w^ deviw. -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. The man grows ^w^ mad. :3 Away with >_> him. -^w^ Come, xDD come, sir. -x3 ANTONyIO. Lead me x3 on. Exit with OFFICEWS -VIOLA. x3 Methinks his uWu wowds ^-^ do ^-^ fwom such passion UwU fwy -:33 That ^.^ he bewieves ;;w;; himsewf; OwO so ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 I. -uWu Pwuv true, >_< imaginyation, :33 O, ^w^ pwuv true, -:33 That OwO I, dear :33 bwothew, >w< be :3 nyow ta'en uWu fow xDD you! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come hithew, OwO knyight; come hithew, uWu Fabian; ^w^ we'ww whisper -o'ew :3 a :3 coupwet ^w^ ow two >_> of UwU most ^w^ sage OwO saws. -VIOLA. ÚwÚ He ^w^ nyam'd Sebastian. I my bwothew xDD knyow ->_> Yet :3 wiving in my :33 gwass; x3 even such ÚwÚ and OwO so -UwU In :3 favouw ÚwÚ was my brother; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he went -OwO Stiww in :3 this x3 fashion, >_< cowouw, OwO ownyament, ->_< Fow him I UwU imitate. :33 O, ^-^ if ^.^ it :3 pwuv, ->_< Tempests awe kind, ÚwÚ and salt xDD waves ^.^ fwesh in ^w^ wuv! Exit -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A vewy >_< dishonyest pawtwy OwO boy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :3 a cowawd than :3 a -OwO hawe. His uWu dishonyesty >_> appeaws in ^w^ weaving his fwiend here in -necessity ÚwÚ and >w< denying him; ÚwÚ and uWu fow his :33 cowawdship, ÚwÚ ask Fabian. -FABIAN. OwO A xDD cowawd, :3 a UwU most >w< devout xDD cowawd, ^-^ wewigious in it. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. 'Slid, I'll aftew him UwU again ÚwÚ and beat >_> him. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Do; ^w^ cuff him soundwy, uWu but never dwaw >w< thy ^w^ swowd. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. And I ^-^ do nyot- Exit -FABIAN. ^w^ Come, wet's UwU see OwO the >_> event. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I dare uWu way ^-^ any money 'twill >w< be nyothing >_> yet. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Before ^-^ OWIVIA'S house - -x3 Entew SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN - -CLOWN. uWu Wiww you ^-^ make me believe UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot x3 sent uWu fow you? -:33 SEBASTIAN. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go ^.^ to, :3 thou art :3 a foowish fellow; let me >w< be ;;w;; cweaw ->_> of thee. -CLOWN. ^.^ Weww held out, >w< i' faith! No, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO you; :3 nyow I x3 am ^.^ nyot -x3 sent ^-^ to you uWu by my >w< wady, ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you come speak with UwU hew; :3 nyow >_> youw -name :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Cesawio; :3 nyow :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot my nyose nyeithew. -Nyothing UwU that :3 is OwO so :3 is ÚwÚ so. -:33 SEBASTIAN. I ÚwÚ pwithee :33 vent >w< thy ^.^ fowwy xDD somewhewe >w< ewse. -Thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot >_> me. -CLOWN. x3 Vent my uWu fowwy! ÚwÚ He >_> has heard UwU that >_> wowd >_> of >w< some gweat man, ÚwÚ and -:3 nyow xDD appwies ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a >_> foow. x3 Vent my uWu fowwy! I x3 am ^w^ afwaid :3 this gweat -x3 wubbew, OwO the UwU wowwd, uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_< cocknyey. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ^w^ ungiwd ->w< thy stwangenyess, ÚwÚ and tell me what I uWu shaww :33 vent ^-^ to my >_< wady. :33 Shaww -I :33 vent ^-^ to xDD hew UwU that :3 thou art :33 coming? -:33 SEBASTIAN. I ;;w;; pwithee, foowish Greek, xDD depawt ^-^ fwom me; -There's money uWu fow thee; ^-^ if you tawwy ÚwÚ wongew -I uWu shaww ^w^ give >_< wowse ;;w;; payment. -CLOWN. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 thou x3 hast OwO an open hand. ^.^ These xDD wise x3 men UwU that -^w^ give fools money >_< get themsewves :3 a good wepowt aftew fouwteen -;;w;; yeaws' ^-^ puwchase. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW xDD ANDWEW, ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN - -^-^ AGUECHEEK. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have I met you OwO again? -[Stwiking ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] There's uWu fow you. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and there, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewe. -uWu Awe >w< aww OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> mad? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow I'll thwow >_> youw dagger o'ew OwO the >_< house. -[Howding ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] -CLOWN. :3 This uWu wiww I tell my wady ÚwÚ stwaight. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be in >w< some >_> of ->_> youw ;;w;; coats uWu fow ^-^ two-pence. Exit -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come OwO on, siw; howd. -^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Nyay, let him awonye. I'll >w< go another uWu way ^-^ to wowk with -him; I'll ^.^ have OwO an >w< action >_> of battery x3 against ^w^ him, ^-^ if there >w< be ^-^ any -OwO waw in >w< Iwwywia; >w< though I struck him :33 fiwst, ÚwÚ yet >w< it's nyo matter uWu fow -;;w;; that. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Wet >w< go >w< thy hand. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let you ^.^ go. ^w^ Come, my x3 young ^-^ sowdiew, ->w< put OwO up >_> youw ^.^ iwon; you awe ;;w;; weww xDD fwesh'd. Come x3 on. -:33 SEBASTIAN. I uWu wiww >w< be free ^-^ fwom thee. What wouldst :3 thou ^w^ nyow? ->w< If :3 thou :33 daw'st >_> tempt me :3 fuwthew, dwaw >w< thy ^w^ swowd. [Draws] -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What, ;;w;; what? ;;w;; Nyay, then I >w< must ^.^ have OwO an ^w^ ounce ^w^ ow two >_> of :3 this -uWu mawapewt UwU bwood ^-^ fwom you. [Draws] - -x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA - -OWIVIA. ^-^ Howd, ^-^ Toby; uWu on >w< thy xDD wife, I chawge ÚwÚ thee howd. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Madam! -OWIVIA. uWu Wiww ^.^ it >w< be >w< evew ^.^ thus? Ungwacious >_< wwetch, -OwO Fit uWu fow OwO the uWu mountains ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ bawbawous caves, -:3 Whewe ^-^ mannyews :33 nye'ew ;;w;; wewe pweach'd! Out >_> of my uWu sight! -Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; offended, dear Cesawio- -Rudesby, >w< be uWu gonye! ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW xDD ANDWEW, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN -I ;;w;; pwithee, gentwe OwO fwiend, ->_> Wet >w< thy fair ;;w;; wisdom, ^.^ nyot >w< thy :3 passion, ^.^ sway -UwU In :3 this >_< unciviw ÚwÚ and ^.^ unjust >_> extent -uWu Against >w< thy ^-^ peace. uWu Go with me ^-^ to my OwO house, -And hear :3 thou there how many fruitless pranks -:3 This >_< wuffian ;;w;; hath :3 botch'd uWu up, UwU that :3 thou ^.^ theweby ->w< Mayst >_> smiwe at ÚwÚ this. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but ^.^ go; -Do ^.^ nyot deny. UwU Beshwew his ^w^ souw uWu fow UwU me! -ÚwÚ He started ^-^ onye UwU poow OwO heawt >_> of >_< minye in thee. -:33 SEBASTIAN. What ^.^ wewish :3 is in uWu this? OwO How runs OwO the >w< stweam? -Ow I x3 am >_< mad, ^w^ ow ewse :3 this :3 is :3 a ^-^ dweam. ->_> Wet fancy still my :33 sense in >_> Wethe ÚwÚ steep; ->w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; thus ^-^ to dweam, still let me sweep! -OWIVIA. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, I :33 pwithee. Wouwd :33 thou'dst >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by UwU me! -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. -OWIVIA. :33 O, uWu say so, ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD be! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -^-^ OWIVIA'S house - -x3 Entew uWu MAWIA ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN - -x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< put uWu on :3 this UwU gown ÚwÚ and :3 this ^w^ beawd; ^-^ make him -believe :3 thou art Sir Topas OwO the ^.^ cuwate; ^-^ do ^.^ it ^w^ quickwy. I'll caww -Sir Toby OwO the whiwst. Exit -CLOWN. Weww, I'll >w< put ^.^ it OwO on, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww dissembwe ^-^ mysewf in't; ÚwÚ and -I would I ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew dissembwed in such :3 a >_< gown. I -x3 am ^.^ nyot taww enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the UwU function ;;w;; weww :3 nyow lean enough ^-^ to ->w< be ^w^ thought :3 a good ^-^ student; uWu but ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ said OwO an >w< honyest man ÚwÚ and :3 a -good :3 housekeepew :33 goes as ^w^ faiwwy as ^-^ to uWu say :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw man ÚwÚ and :3 a -gweat scholar. The UwU competitows >_> entew. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Juv bless ^.^ thee, ^-^ Mastew Pawson. -CLOWN. :3 Bonyos ^.^ dies, Sir ^-^ Toby; uWu fow as OwO the ^.^ owd hermit >_> of ^-^ Pwague, UwU that -never ^-^ saw ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ink, vewy xDD wittiwy ^w^ said ^-^ to niece >_> of UwU King ->_> Gowboduc UwU 'That UwU that :3 is UwU is'; OwO so OwO I, being ^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, x3 am ^-^ Mastew ->w< Pawson; uWu fow what :3 is :3 'that' uWu but UwU that, ÚwÚ and >w< 'is' uWu but ÚwÚ is? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, Sir :33 Topas. -CLOWN. What ^w^ ho, I :33 say! xDD Peace in :3 this :33 pwison! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. The ^.^ knyave counterfeits ;;w;; weww; :3 a good knave. -MAWVOWIO. xDD [Within] OwO Who calls thewe? -CLOWN. Sir Topas OwO the OwO cuwate, ^-^ who comes ^-^ to >w< visit ÚwÚ Mawvowio OwO the -wunyatic. -MAWVOWIO. Sir >_> Topas, Sir >_> Topas, good Sir >_> Topas, >w< go ^-^ to my >_< wady. -CLOWN. :33 Out, ^.^ hypewbowicaw ^-^ fiend! OwO How uWu vexest :3 thou :3 this ^w^ man! -:3 Tawkest :3 thou nyothing uWu but >_> of x3 wadies? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Weww said, ^-^ Mastew Pawson. -MAWVOWIO. Sir >_> Topas, never ÚwÚ was man ;;w;; thus OwO wwonged. Good Sir >_> Topas, ^-^ do -^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think I x3 am mad; uWu they ^.^ have >_> waid me here in hideous darkness. -CLOWN. :33 Fie, :3 thou >_< dishonyest ÚwÚ Satan! I caww ÚwÚ thee uWu by OwO the UwU most modest -terms, uWu fow I x3 am ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those gentwe ones UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO the ^w^ deviw -^-^ himsewf with courtesy. Say'st :3 thou UwU that house :3 is ÚwÚ dawk? -MAWVOWIO. UwU As >_< heww, Sir :33 Topas. -CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 bay uWu windows :33 twanspawent as bawwicadoes, ÚwÚ and OwO the -clerestories towawd OwO the ^-^ south >_< nyowth awe as lustrous as ^-^ ebony; ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ yet xDD compwainyest :3 thou >_> of obstruction? -MAWVOWIO. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< mad, Sir :33 Topas. I uWu say ^-^ to you :3 this house :3 is :3 dawk. -CLOWN. ÚwÚ Madman, :3 thou errest. I uWu say there :3 is nyo :3 dawknyess uWu but -;;w;; ignyowance; in ;;w;; which :3 thou art ^-^ mowe puzzwed than OwO the ^.^ Egyptians in -theiw ^-^ fog. -MAWVOWIO. I uWu say :3 this house :3 is as dark as :33 ignyowance, >w< though -xDD ignyowance ;;w;; wewe as dark as x3 heww; ÚwÚ and I uWu say there ÚwÚ was never man -;;w;; thus ^-^ abus'd. I x3 am nyo ^-^ mowe mad than you ;;w;; awe; ^-^ make OwO the UwU twiaw >_> of ^.^ it -in ^-^ any ;;w;; constant :33 question. -CLOWN. What :3 is OwO the >_< opinyion >_> of x3 Pythagowas ^w^ concewnying wiwd fowl? -MAWVOWIO. :33 That OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of ^-^ ouw gwandam UwU might uWu hapwy ÚwÚ inhabit :3 a >_< biwd. -CLOWN. What think'st :3 thou >_> of his x3 opinyion? -MAWVOWIO. I ÚwÚ think ^w^ nyobwy >_> of OwO the >_> souw, ÚwÚ and nyo uWu way appwuv his -^-^ opinyion. -CLOWN. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. Wemain :3 thou still in dawknyess: :3 thou ^-^ shawt -howd th' >_< opinyion >_> of x3 Pythagowas ewe I uWu wiww awwow >_> of >w< thy UwU wits; ÚwÚ and -;;w;; feaw ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a ^-^ woodcock, west :3 thou ^.^ dispossess OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of >w< thy -grandam. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. -MAWVOWIO. Sir >_> Topas, Sir :3 Topas! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU My UwU most UwU exquisite Sir :3 Topas! -CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, I x3 am uWu fow >w< aww waters. -x3 MAWIA. Thou x3 mightst ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this ^-^ without >w< thy beard ÚwÚ and >_> gown: ^.^ he ->_> sees ÚwÚ thee not. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To him in UwU thinye >_> own OwO voice, ÚwÚ and bwing me >_> wowd how :3 thou -^-^ find'st >_> him. I would ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww x3 wid >_> of :3 this >_> knyavewy. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ may ->w< be convenyientwy deliver'd, I would ^.^ he >w< wewe; uWu fow I x3 am :3 nyow OwO so :3 faw -in OwO offence with my niece UwU that I cannyot x3 puwsue with ^-^ any >_> safety -:3 this uWu spowt ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ upshot. Come uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. -Exit with uWu MAWIA -CLOWN. [Sings] ÚwÚ Hey, Robin, ;;w;; jowwy Robin, ->_> Teww me how >w< thy wady >w< does. -MAWVOWIO. x3 Foow! -CLOWN. [Sings] UwU My wady :3 is UwU unkind, xDD pewdy. -MAWVOWIO. x3 Foow! -CLOWN. [Sings] ^.^ Awas, x3 why :3 is ^.^ she so? -MAWVOWIO. Foow I :33 say! -CLOWN. [Sings] She loves x3 anyothew- OwO Who calls, ha? -MAWVOWIO. Good fool, as >w< evew :3 thou xDD wiwt deserve ;;w;; weww at my ;;w;; hand, -^w^ hewp me ^-^ to :3 a uWu candwe, ÚwÚ and >_> pen, ;;w;; ink, ÚwÚ and papew; as I x3 am :3 a -;;w;; gentweman, I uWu wiww live ^-^ to >w< be thankfuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee for't. -CLOWN. ^-^ Mastew Malvolio? -MAWVOWIO. >w< Ay, good >_> foow. -CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, how feww you >w< besides >_> youw five wits? -MAWVOWIO. Foow, there ÚwÚ was never man OwO so nyotowiouswy OwO abus'd; -I x3 am as ;;w;; weww in my wits, fool, as :3 thou awt. -CLOWN. But as uWu weww? ;;w;; Then you awe mad :3 indeed, ^-^ if you >w< be nyo better in ->_> youw xDD wits than :3 a >_> foow. -MAWVOWIO. ^.^ They ^.^ have here ÚwÚ pwopewtied me; ^-^ keep me in dawknyess, ^-^ send -^.^ minyistews ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ asses, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< aww uWu they can ^-^ to ;;w;; face me >_< out >_> of my -UwU wits. -CLOWN. >_< Advise you >_> what. you xDD say: OwO the >_< minyistew :3 is here. ->w< [Speaking as ÚwÚ SIW TOPAS] >_< Mawvowio, >w< thy xDD wits OwO the uWu heavens restore! -^.^ Endeavouw thyself ^-^ to >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and xDD weave >w< thy vain xDD bibbwe-babbwe. -MAWVOWIO. Sir :3 Topas! -CLOWN. Maintain nyo uWu wowds with ^w^ him, good fewwow.- Who, OwO I, sir? :3 Nyot -OwO I, sir. :3 God ^-^ buy you, good Sir uWu Topas.- x3 Mawwy, :33 amen.- I uWu wiww ;;w;; siw, I -uWu wiww. -MAWVOWIO. Foow, fool, fool, I :33 say! -CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. What uWu say you, sir? I x3 am ^-^ shent uWu fow -;;w;; speaking ^-^ to you. -MAWVOWIO. Good fool, ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to >w< some ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >w< some >w< papew. -I tell ÚwÚ thee I x3 am as ;;w;; weww in my xDD wits as ^-^ any man in ;;w;; Iwwywia. -CLOWN. Weww-a-day UwU that you OwO wewe, :3 siw! -MAWVOWIO. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, I ÚwÚ am. Good fool, >w< some ;;w;; ink, paper, ÚwÚ and -^-^ wight; ÚwÚ and convey what I uWu wiww xDD set ;;w;; down ^-^ to my >_< wady. ^w^ It uWu shaww -^w^ advantage ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe than >w< evew OwO the beawing >_> of letter ÚwÚ did. -CLOWN. I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp you to't. But tell me true, awe you ^.^ nyot mad -:3 indeed, ^w^ ow ^-^ do you uWu but counterfeit? -MAWVOWIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I x3 am not; I tell ÚwÚ thee true. -CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll :33 nye'ew believe :3 a >_< madman ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see his uWu bwains. -I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch you ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and paper ÚwÚ and ^-^ ink. -MAWVOWIO. Foow, I'll ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it in OwO the OwO highest degree; I pwithe >w< be -gone. -CLOWN. >w< [Singing] -I x3 am gone, ;;w;; siw, -And ÚwÚ anyon, ;;w;; siw, -I'll >w< be with you uWu again, -UwU In :3 a >w< twice, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd xDD Vice, -Your :3 nyeed ^-^ to sustain; - -OwO Who with dagger >_> of lath, -UwU In his ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and his wwath, -^-^ Cwies, xDD Ah, ^-^ ha! ^-^ to OwO the x3 deviw, -;;w;; Wike :3 a mad >_> wad, -Pare >w< thy :3 nyaiws, uWu dad. -Adieu, goodman ^w^ deviw. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -^-^ OWIVIA'S garden - -x3 Entew SEBASTIAN - -:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 This :3 is OwO the air; UwU that :3 is OwO the ^w^ gwowious ;;w;; sun; -:3 This ;;w;; peaww ^.^ she >_> gave uWu me, I ^-^ do feel't ÚwÚ and OwO see't; -And >w< though 'tis wonder UwU that ^w^ enwwaps me thus, ->_> Yet 'tis ^.^ nyot madnyess. Where's Antonyio, ^.^ then? -I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find him at OwO the xDD Ewephant; ->_> Yet there ^.^ he ^-^ was; ÚwÚ and there I ;;w;; found :3 this >_< cwedit, -:33 That ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ wange OwO the ^-^ town ^-^ to >w< seek me >_< out. -His counsew :3 nyow UwU might ^-^ do me gowden ^-^ sewvice; ->_< Fow >w< though my ^w^ souw disputes ;;w;; weww with my :33 sense -:33 That :3 this ^-^ may >w< be >w< some ^-^ ewwow, uWu but nyo UwU madnyess, ->_> Yet doth :3 this accident ÚwÚ and flood >_> of >_> fowtunye -^w^ So :3 faw exceed >w< aww ;;w;; instance, >w< aww discouwse, -:33 That I x3 am ready ^-^ to :3 distwust >_< minye eyes -And ^w^ wwangwe with my reason, UwU that persuades me -ÚwÚ To ^-^ any uWu othew xDD twust uWu but UwU that I x3 am >_< mad, -Ow ewse OwO the lady's mad; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ if 'twere so, -She :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ sway xDD hew OwO house, xDD command xDD hew xDD fowwowews, -;;w;; Take ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD back affairs ÚwÚ and theiw uWu dispatch -x3 With such :3 a smooth, discweet, ÚwÚ and :3 stabwe ^.^ beawing, -UwU As I pewceive ^.^ she >w< does. There's xDD something xDD in't -:33 That :3 is deceivabwe. But here OwO the wady comes. - -x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and PRIEST - -OWIVIA. Blame ^.^ nyot :3 this haste >_> of x3 minye. >w< If you UwU mean well, -Nyow >w< go with me ÚwÚ and with :3 this holy man -x3 Into OwO the OwO chantwy ^.^ by; there, before him -And undewnyeath UwU that consecrated roof, -uWu Pwight me OwO the ^-^ fun assuwance >_> of >_> youw :33 faith, -:33 That my UwU most x3 jeawous ÚwÚ and xDD too doubtfuw ^w^ souw -May live at ^-^ peace. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww conceal ^.^ it -ÚwÚ Whiwes you awe willing ^.^ it uWu shaww come ^-^ to nyote, -What UwU time ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cewebwation ^-^ keep ->_> Accowding ^-^ to my uWu biwth. What ^-^ do you ^w^ say? -:33 SEBASTIAN. I'll follow :3 this good man, ÚwÚ and >w< go with OwO you; -And, having sworn truth, >w< evew uWu wiww >w< be true. -OWIVIA. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; wead OwO the >_< way, good uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and uWu heavens OwO so shinye -:33 That uWu they ^-^ may ^w^ faiwwy ^-^ nyote :3 this ^.^ act >_> of >_< minye! >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Before xDD OWIVIA's house - -x3 Entew :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN - -FABIAN. Nyow, as :3 thou lov'st uWu me, let me UwU see his letter. -CLOWN. Good ^-^ Mastew OwO Fabian, gwant me another request. -FABIAN. ^-^ Anything. -CLOWN. Do ^.^ nyot desiwe ^-^ to UwU see :3 this letter. -FABIAN. :3 This :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ wecompense desiwe my ^.^ dog -again. - -x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, ÚwÚ and LORDS - -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Bewong you ^-^ to OwO the OwO Wady x3 Owivia, uWu fwiends? -CLOWN. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we awe >w< some >_> of xDD hew x3 twappings. -ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO How OwO dost thou, my good fewwow? -CLOWN. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO the better uWu fow my :33 foes ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow my ->_< fwiends. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Just OwO the UwU contwawy: OwO the better uWu fow >w< thy >_< fwiends. -CLOWN. No, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >w< wowse. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How can UwU that x3 be? -CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu they UwU pwaise me ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO an ;;w;; ass >_> of >_> me. Nyow my -:33 foes tell me ^-^ pwainwy I x3 am OwO an :3 ass; OwO so UwU that uWu by my uWu foes, ;;w;; siw, I ->w< pwofit in OwO the knowledge >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and uWu by my fwiends I x3 am ^-^ abused; -OwO so UwU that, conclusions ^-^ to >w< be as >_< kisses, ^-^ if >_> youw ;;w;; fouw negatives ^-^ make ->_> youw two :3 affiwmatives, x3 why then, OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow my fwiends, ÚwÚ and -OwO the better uWu fow my foes. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ^w^ excewwent. -CLOWN. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; siw, no; >w< though ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of my ->_< fwiends. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow >_> me. There's >w< gowd. -CLOWN. But UwU that ^.^ it would >w< be x3 doubwe-deawing, ;;w;; siw, I would you :33 couwd -^-^ make ^.^ it >_> anyothew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, you ^w^ give me i-iww x3 counsew. -CLOWN. x3 Put >_> youw OwO gwace in >_> youw pocket, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 this once, ÚwÚ and let ->_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ^-^ obey it. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Weww, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO so >w< much :3 a sinner ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ doubwe-deawew. -There's >_> anyothew. -CLOWN. Primo, >w< secundo, ;;w;; tewtio, :3 is :3 a good xDD pway; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ saying -:3 is xDD 'The third OwO pays uWu fow aww.' The twipwex, ;;w;; siw, :3 is :3 a good >w< twipping -measuwe; ^w^ ow OwO the OwO bewws >_> of x3 Saint ^w^ Bennyet, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ may >w< put you in mind- -one, ^-^ two, xDD thwee. -ÚwÚ DUKE. You can OwO foow nyo ^-^ mowe money >_< out >_> of me at :3 this ^-^ thwow; ^-^ if you -uWu wiww let >_> youw wady xDD knyow I x3 am here ^-^ to speak with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and bwing -xDD hew ÚwÚ awong with you, ^.^ it ^-^ may :33 awake my bounty >_< fuwthew. -CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >_> wuwwaby ^-^ to >_> youw bounty ÚwÚ tiww I come again. I ÚwÚ go, -siw; uWu but I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that my desiwe >_> of having -:3 is OwO the xDD sin >_> of :33 cuvtousnyess. But, as you ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, let >_> youw bounty -UwU take :3 a nap; I uWu wiww :33 awake ^.^ it x3 anyon. Exit - -x3 Entew ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS - -VIOLA. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the man, ;;w;; siw, UwU that >_> did rescue >_> me. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 That ;;w;; face >_> of his I ^-^ do wemembew ;;w;; weww; ->_> Yet when I ^-^ saw ^.^ it last ^.^ it ÚwÚ was besmear'd -UwU As bwack as >_< Vuwcan in OwO the ^-^ smoke >_> of waw. -OwO A baubling vessel ÚwÚ was ^.^ he x3 captain :33 of, ->_< Fow shawwow :3 dwaught ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ buwk unpwizabwe, -x3 With ;;w;; which such >_< scathfuw >_< gwappwe >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ make -x3 With OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe xDD bottom >_> of ^-^ ouw fleet -:33 That vewy >_< envy ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 tongue >_> of ;;w;; wos -;;w;; Cwied ÚwÚ fame ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw uWu on >_> him. What's OwO the matter? -OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^.^ Owsinyo, :3 this :3 is UwU that ^-^ Antonyio -:33 That took OwO the Phoenix ÚwÚ and xDD hew fwaught ^-^ fwom Candy; -And :3 this :3 is ^.^ he UwU that >_> did OwO the Tiger board -When >_> youw x3 young nyephew UwU Titus lost his leg. -;;w;; Hewe in OwO the stweets, desperate >_> of ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and state, -UwU In pwivate :33 bwabbwe >_> did ^-^ we ^.^ appwehend >_> him. -VIOLA. ÚwÚ He >_> did me >_> kindnyess, siw; >_< dwew uWu on my ÚwÚ side; -But in >_> concwusion >w< put ÚwÚ stwange OwO speech x3 upon >_> me. -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what 'twas uWu but distwaction. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Nyotabwe piwate, :3 thou salt-water thief! -What foowish :3 bowdnyess ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to theiw mewcies -x3 Whom thou, in >_> tewms OwO so bwoody ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ deaw, -xDD Hast :3 made UwU thinye enyemies? -x3 ANTONyIO. ^.^ Owsinyo, x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, -Be pleas'd UwU that I >_< shake x3 off ^.^ these >_< nyames you ^w^ give :3 me: -^-^ Antonyio never ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ^w^ thief ^w^ ow piwate, -^-^ Though I uWu confess, uWu on base ÚwÚ and gwound enyough, -Owsinyo's enyemy. OwO A OwO witchcwaft >_< dwew me ^w^ hithew: -:33 That UwU most >_< ingwatefuw :3 boy there uWu by >_> youw >_> side -From OwO the wude ;;w;; sea's OwO enwag'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ foamy OwO mouth -OwO Did I redeem; :3 a :3 wweck ÚwÚ past >w< hope ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. -His life I >_> gave ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_> did theweto :33 ad -UwU My love ^-^ without wetention ^w^ ow restraint, -^-^ Aww his in x3 dedication; uWu fow his UwU sake, -OwO Did I expose ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ puwe uWu fow his love, -x3 Into OwO the danger >_> of :3 this advewse UwU town; -Drew ^-^ to ^w^ defend him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< beset; -:3 Whewe being apprehended, his false ^.^ cunnying, -:3 Nyot meaning ^-^ to partake with me in danger, -Taught him ^-^ to ;;w;; face me >_< out >_> of his OwO acquaintance, -And ^-^ gwew :3 a twenty years wemuvd xDD thing -OwO Whiwe ^-^ onye would ^-^ wink; ;;w;; denyied me >_< minye >_> own ^-^ puwse, -^w^ Which I xDD had UwU wecommended ^-^ to his ;;w;; use -:3 Nyot half OwO an hour >_> befowe. -VIOLA. OwO How can :3 this x3 be? -ÚwÚ DUKE. When came ^.^ he ^-^ to :3 this :33 town? -x3 ANTONyIO. :3 To-day, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and uWu fow three ^.^ months OwO befowe, -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ int'wim, ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< minyute's xDD vacancy, -Both :3 day ÚwÚ and night >_> did ^-^ we ^-^ keep :33 company. - -x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^-^ Countess; :3 nyow >w< heaven walks uWu on xDD eawth. -But uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ fewwow- fewwow, >w< thy uWu wowds awe madnyess. ->_< Thwee ^.^ months :3 this xDD youth ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ tended x3 upon :3 me- -But ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that x3 anyon. ;;w;; Take him OwO aside. -OWIVIA. What would my lord, uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may ^.^ nyot x3 have, -OwO Whewein x3 Owivia ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem serviceable? -Cesawio, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep pwomise with >_> me. -VIOLA. ^-^ Madam? -ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Gwacious Olivia- -OWIVIA. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ say, Cesario? Good my wowd- -VIOLA. UwU My lord would >_< speak; my >_> duty hushes >_> me. -OWIVIA. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be >w< aught ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd tunye, my lord, -^w^ It :3 is as UwU fat ÚwÚ and >_> fuwsome ^-^ to >_< minye ear -UwU As howwing aftew UwU music. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Stiww OwO so ;;w;; cwuew? -OWIVIA. OwO Stiww OwO so x3 constant, :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, ^-^ to ^.^ pewvewsenyess? You >_< unciviw >w< wady, -ÚwÚ To uWu whose x3 ingwate ÚwÚ and unyauspicious ÚwÚ awtaws -UwU My ^w^ souw OwO the >_> faithfuww'st off'wings ;;w;; hath breath'd >_< out -:33 That e'ew ;;w;; devotion >_< tendew'd! What uWu shaww I x3 do? -OWIVIA. >_< Even what ^.^ it >w< pwease my lord, UwU that uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> him. -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Why shouwd I ;;w;; nyot, xDD had I OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ to ^-^ do it, -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the x3 Egyptian ^w^ thief at point >_> of >_< death, -Kiww what I wuv?- :3 a savage jealousy -:33 That sometime savouws nobly. But hear me :33 this: -x3 Since you ^-^ to OwO nyon-wegawdance UwU cast my :33 faith, -And UwU that I pawtwy xDD knyow OwO the ^.^ instwument -:33 That scwews me ^-^ fwom my OwO twue place in >_> youw >_< favouw, -Live you OwO the ^w^ mawbwe-bweasted >_> tywant still; -But :3 this >_> youw minion, xDD whom I xDD knyow you love, -And whom, uWu by >w< heaven I sweaw, I >w< tendew dearly, -:3 Him uWu wiww I >w< teaw >_< out >_> of UwU that x3 cwuew eye -:3 Whewe ^.^ he OwO sits crowned in his >_< mastew's ;;w;; spite. -^w^ Come, OwO boy, with me; my >_> thoughts awe wipe in OwO mischief: -I'll ÚwÚ sacwifice OwO the ÚwÚ wamb UwU that I ^-^ do love -ÚwÚ To ^-^ spite :3 a >_> waven's OwO heawt within :3 a :33 duv. -VIOLA. And OwO I, UwU most uWu jocund, >_< apt, ÚwÚ and >w< wiwwingwy, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you rest, :3 a ^w^ thousand deaths would ^-^ die. -OWIVIA. :3 Whewe :33 goes Cesario? -VIOLA. :33 Aftew him I love -Mowe than I love ^.^ these >_> eyes, ^-^ mowe than my xDD wife, -More, uWu by >w< aww :33 mowes, than e'ew I uWu shaww love wife. ->w< If I ^-^ do OwO feign, you :33 witnyesses :33 abuv ->_> Punyish my life uWu fow xDD tainting >_> of my ^w^ wuv! -OWIVIA. ^w^ Ay uWu me, detested! OwO How x3 am I >_< beguiw'd! -VIOLA. OwO Who OwO does beguiwe you? OwO Who OwO does ^-^ do you wrong? -OWIVIA. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; fowgot thysewf? ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so UwU wong? -^-^ Caww :3 fowth OwO the holy father. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Come, >w< away! -OWIVIA. uWu Whithew, my UwU wowd? Cesawio, xDD husband, >_> stay. -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Husband? -OWIVIA. >w< Ay, ^-^ husband; can ^.^ he UwU that deny? -ÚwÚ DUKE. Her xDD husband, sirrah? -VIOLA. No, my lord, ^.^ nyot :3 I. -OWIVIA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^w^ basenyess >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; feaw -:33 That makes ÚwÚ thee stwangwe >w< thy pwopwiety. -OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, Cesawio, UwU take >w< thy :3 fowtunyes up; -Be UwU that :3 thou uWu knyow'st :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ and then :3 thou art -UwU As gweat as UwU that :3 thou fear'st. - -x3 Entew PRIEST - -:33 O, welcome, ^-^ fathew! -Father, I chawge ^.^ thee, uWu by >w< thy reverence, -;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to unfold- >w< though lately ^-^ we intended -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep in :3 dawknyess what >w< occasion :3 nyow -Reveals before 'tis ripe- what :3 thou OwO dost xDD knyow -;;w;; Hath newly ^w^ pass'd :3 between :3 this xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> me. -PRIEST. OwO A :33 contwact >_> of eternal bond >_> of love, -;;w;; Confiwm'd uWu by OwO mutuaw joindew >_> of >_> youw x3 hands, -^.^ Attested uWu by OwO the holy :33 cwose >_> of wips, -Stwength'nyed uWu by >w< intewchangement >_> of >_> youw rings; -And >w< aww OwO the >_< cewemony >_> of :3 this xDD compact -ÚwÚ Seaw'd in my >_< function, uWu by my ÚwÚ testimony; -x3 Since xDD when, my watch ;;w;; hath told uWu me, towawd my :33 gwave, -I ^.^ have >w< twaveww'd uWu but two OwO houws. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 O :3 thou >_> dissembwing OwO cub! What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ be, -When UwU time ;;w;; hath ^w^ sow'd :3 a gwizzwe uWu on >w< thy UwU case? -Ow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ewse >w< thy >w< cwaft OwO so >_> quickwy gwow -:33 That UwU thinye >_> own >w< twip uWu shaww >w< be UwU thinye UwU uvwthwow? -Faweweww, ÚwÚ and UwU take UwU hew; uWu but direct >w< thy :3 feet -:3 Whewe :3 thou ÚwÚ and I ^w^ hencefowth ^-^ may never ÚwÚ meet. -VIOLA. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do >w< pwotest- -OWIVIA. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot sweaw! -Hold wittwe :33 faith, >w< though :3 thou >_> has xDD too >w< much fear. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -^-^ AGUECHEEK. >_< Fow OwO the love >_> of God, :3 a suwgeon! ->_> Send ^-^ onye ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to Sir UwU Toby. -OWIVIA. What's OwO the matter? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. xDD Has x3 bwoke my head xDD acwoss, ÚwÚ and >_> has >w< given Sir Toby :3 a -bwoody >_< coxcomb ^w^ too. >_< Fow OwO the love >_> of God, >_> youw :33 hewp! I xDD had wathew -than forty :3 pound I ;;w;; wewe at UwU home. -OWIVIA. OwO Who >_> has x3 donye this, Sir Andrew? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. The ^.^ Count's ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ onye Cesario. We took him uWu fow :3 a -xDD cowawd, uWu but :33 he's OwO the vewy ^w^ deviw UwU incawdinyate. -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My ;;w;; gentweman, Cesario? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Od's >w< wifewings, here ^.^ he ÚwÚ is! You x3 bwoke my head uWu fow -OwO nyothing; ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU that :33 did, I ÚwÚ was xDD set uWu on ^-^ to do't uWu by Sir UwU Toby. -VIOLA. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak ^-^ to x3 me? I never hurt you. -You >_< dwew >_> youw >_< swowd x3 upon me ^-^ without cause; -But I >w< bespake you fair ÚwÚ and hurt you not. - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN - -^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< If :3 a bwoody >_< coxcomb >w< be :3 a huwt, you ^.^ have hurt me; I ÚwÚ think -you xDD set nyothing uWu by :3 a bwoody ^-^ coxcomb. ;;w;; Hewe comes Sir Toby ÚwÚ hawting; -you uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been in x3 dwink, ^.^ he would -^.^ have tickw'd you othewgates than ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How nyow, gentweman? OwO How :3 is't with you? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ That's >w< aww UwU onye; >_> has hurt uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's th' ^-^ end on't. -^-^ Sot, didst UwU see :33 Dick :3 Suwgeon, ^w^ sot? -CLOWN. :33 O, :33 he's >w< dwunk, Sir Toby, OwO an hour >_> agonye; his eyes ;;w;; wewe xDD set at -eight >w< i' th' x3 mownying. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Then :33 he's :3 a wogue ÚwÚ and :3 a passy measuwes >w< pavin. I UwU hate :3 a -drunken >_> wogue. -OWIVIA. :3 Away with >_> him. OwO Who ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 this ^w^ havoc with >w< them? -^-^ AGUECHEEK. I'll ^w^ hewp you, Sir Toby, ^.^ because ^w^ we'ww >w< be dress'd ->w< togethew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Wiww you uWu hewp- OwO an ass-head ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< coxcomb ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< knyave, :3 a -xDD thin ^-^ fac'd >_< knyave, :3 a >w< guww? -OWIVIA. UwU Get him ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and let his hurt >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. ->_< Exeunt >w< CWOWN, ;;w;; FABIAN, ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -x3 Entew SEBASTIAN - -:33 SEBASTIAN. I x3 am sowwy, UwU madam, I ^.^ have hurt >_> youw ÚwÚ kinsman; -But, xDD had ^.^ it >_< been OwO the bwothew >_> of my blood, -I >w< must ^.^ have x3 donye nyo less with ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and xDD safety. -You thwow :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ wegawd x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that -I ^-^ do pewceive ^.^ it ;;w;; hath uWu offended you. -Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ sweet one, x3 even uWu fow OwO the >_< vows -We :3 made OwO each uWu othew uWu but OwO so ^.^ wate uWu ago. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Onye ;;w;; face, ^-^ onye OwO voice, ^-^ onye habit, ÚwÚ and two ^w^ pewsons! -OwO A :3 nyatuwaw perspective, UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ and :3 is not. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Antonyio, :3 O my dear UwU Antonyio! -OwO How ^.^ have OwO the ^w^ houws rack'd ÚwÚ and towtuw'd me -x3 Since I ^.^ have lost thee! -x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Sebastian awe you? -:33 SEBASTIAN. Fear'st :3 thou UwU that, Antonio? -x3 ANTONyIO. OwO How ^.^ have you :3 made *looks away* division >_> of :3 youwsewf? -An apple cleft in two :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe :33 twin ->w< Than ^.^ these two >_< cweatuwes. ^w^ Which :3 is ÚwÚ Sebastian? -OWIVIA. uWu Most wondewfuw! -:33 SEBASTIAN. Do I ^.^ stand thewe? I never xDD had :3 a brother; -Nyow can there >w< be UwU that >w< deity in my ^-^ nyatuwe -x3 Of here ÚwÚ and x3 evewywhewe. I xDD had :3 a ^-^ sistew -x3 Whom OwO the uWu bwind xDD waves ÚwÚ and surges ^.^ have ;;w;; devouw'd. -x3 Of ^w^ chawity, what uWu kin awe you ^-^ to x3 me? -What x3 countwyman, what uWu nyame, what pawentage? -VIOLA. x3 Of ;;w;; Messawinye; >w< Sebastian ÚwÚ was my father. -Such :3 a >w< Sebastian ÚwÚ was my bwothew :33 too; -^w^ So went ^.^ he suited ^-^ to his >_> watewy tomb; ->w< If uWu spiwits can assume uWu both fowm ÚwÚ and ^.^ suit, -You come ^-^ to OwO fwight ÚwÚ us. -:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A spirit I x3 am :3 indeed, -But x3 am in UwU that >w< dimension ^.^ gwosswy OwO cwad -^w^ Which ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> womb I >_> did pawticipate. -Were you :3 a woman, as OwO the west :33 goes >_< even, -I shouwd my ;;w;; teaws let ^-^ faww x3 upon >_> youw cheek, -And uWu say 'Thwice welcome, drowned ^-^ Viowa!' -VIOLA. UwU My fathew xDD had :3 a ^-^ mowe x3 upon his bwow. -:33 SEBASTIAN. And OwO so xDD had x3 minye. -VIOLA. And ;;w;; died UwU that :3 day when >_> Viowa ^-^ fwom xDD hew biwth -Had nyumb'wed thirteen years. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 O, UwU that ÚwÚ wecowd :3 is lively in my UwU souw! -ÚwÚ He :3 finyished >_< indeed his x3 mowtaw ^.^ act -:33 That :3 day UwU that :3 made my ^-^ sistew thirteen years. -VIOLA. >w< If nyothing UwU wets ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us x3 happy uWu both -But :3 this my ÚwÚ mascuwinye usuwp'd attiwe, -Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ embwace me ÚwÚ tiww OwO each ÚwÚ ciwcumstance -x3 Of place, UwU time, OwO fowtunye, ^-^ do xDD cohewe ÚwÚ and jump -:33 That I x3 am >_> Viowa; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ÚwÚ confiwm, -I'll bwing you ^-^ to :3 a x3 captain in :3 this ;;w;; town, -:3 Whewe lie my OwO maiden :33 weeds; uWu by uWu whose gentwe ^w^ hewp -I ÚwÚ was :33 pwesewv'd ^-^ to sewve :3 this x3 nyobwe Count. -^-^ Aww OwO the occurrence >_> of my >_> fowtunye >_< since -;;w;; Hath >_< been :3 between :3 this wady ÚwÚ and :3 this :33 wowd. -:33 SEBASTIAN. uWu [To :33 OWIVIA] ^w^ So x3 Comes it, >w< wady, you ^.^ have >_< been >w< mistook; -But ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ bias >_< dwew in ;;w;; that. -You would ^.^ have >_< been :3 contwacted ^-^ to :3 a >_< maid; -Nyow awe you thewein, uWu by my xDD wife, ^-^ deceiv'd; -You awe ^-^ betwoth'd uWu both ^-^ to :3 a maid ÚwÚ and xDD man. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ nyot amaz'd; ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe :3 is his bwood. ->w< If :3 this >w< be so, as ÚwÚ yet OwO the :3 gwass uWu seems true, -I uWu shaww ^.^ have share in :3 this UwU most x3 happy ^.^ wweck. -uWu [To VIOWA] UwU Boy, :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said ^-^ to me :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times -Thou never shouldst love ^-^ woman >_< wike ^-^ to >_> me. -VIOLA. And >w< aww x3 those uWu sayings uWu wiww I uvwsweaw; -And >w< aww x3 those sweawings ^-^ keep as OwO twue in ^w^ souw -UwU As doth UwU that >_> owbed ÚwÚ continyent OwO the x3 fiwe -:33 That UwU sevews :3 day ^-^ fwom ^-^ nyight. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; -And let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy :3 woman's xDD weeds. -VIOLA. The x3 captain UwU that >_> did bwing me ^.^ fiwst uWu on showe -;;w;; Hath my :33 maid's :33 gawments. >_< He, x3 upon >w< some x3 action, -^-^ Is :3 nyow in ^-^ duwance, at Malvolio's ^.^ suit, -OwO A ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ and fowwowew >_> of my >_< wady's. -OWIVIA. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ enwawge >_> him. x3 Fetch ÚwÚ Mawvowio uWu hithew; -And >_> yet, alas, :3 nyow I wemembew uWu me, -^.^ They ÚwÚ say, UwU poow ;;w;; gentweman, :33 he's >w< much >_< distwact. - -;;w;; We-entew >w< CWOWN, with :3 a letter, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN - -OwO A UwU most :3 extwacting frenzy >_> of >_< minye >_> own -From my wemembwance x3 cweawwy banish'd ^-^ his. -OwO How OwO does >_< he, sirrah? -CLOWN. Twuwy, UwU madam, ^.^ he howds ^.^ Bewzebub at OwO the >w< stave's ^-^ end as ;;w;; weww -as :3 a man in his UwU case ^-^ may do. xDD Has here :3 wwit :3 a letter ^-^ to OwO you; I -shouwd ^.^ have >w< given 't you OwO to-day morning, uWu but as :3 a x3 madman's -:33 epistwes awe nyo x3 gospews, OwO so ^.^ it xDD skiwws ^.^ nyot >w< much when uWu they awe -deliver'd. -OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Open't, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead it. -CLOWN. Wook then ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; weww >w< edified when OwO the OwO foow delivers OwO the -madman. :3 [Weads :3 madwy ] ;;w;; 'By OwO the :3 Wowd, madam-' -OWIVIA. OwO How nyow! Awt :3 thou >_> mad? -CLOWN. No, UwU madam, I ^-^ do uWu but ;;w;; wead madnyess. An >_> youw ladyship uWu wiww ^.^ have -^.^ it as ^.^ it ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ^.^ be, you >w< must awwow >_< vox. -OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Pwithee ;;w;; wead >w< i' >w< thy ^.^ wight UwU wits. -CLOWN. ^w^ So I uWu do, madonnya; uWu but ^-^ to ;;w;; wead his ^.^ wight xDD wits :3 is ^-^ to ;;w;; wead -;;w;; thus; OwO thewefowe perpend, my uWu Pwincess, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO eaw. -OWIVIA. uWu [To :33 FABIAN] x3 Wead ^.^ it you, sirrah. -FABIAN. ^-^ [Weads] ;;w;; 'By OwO the :3 Wowd, UwU madam, you :33 wwong uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 wowwd -uWu shaww xDD knyow it. ^-^ Though you ^.^ have >w< put me OwO into :3 dawknyess ÚwÚ and >w< given ->_> youw drunken cousin UwU wuwe xDD uvw uWu me, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have I OwO the benefit >_> of my -UwU senses as ;;w;; weww as >_> youw uWu wadyship. I ^.^ have >_> youw >_> own letter UwU that -^.^ induced me ^-^ to OwO the sembwance I >w< put OwO on, with OwO the ;;w;; which I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot -uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf >w< much ^.^ wight ^w^ ow you >w< much >w< shame. :33 Think >_> of me as you -pwease. I xDD weave my >_> duty :3 a wittwe ^w^ unthought :33 of, ÚwÚ and speak >_< out >_> of -my OwO injuwy. -OwO THE ^.^ MADWY-US'D ÚwÚ MAWVOWIO' - -OWIVIA. OwO Did ^.^ he wwite uWu this? -CLOWN. >w< Ay, Madam. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This savouws ^.^ nyot >w< much >_> of distwaction. -OWIVIA. ^w^ See him deliver'd, uWu Fabian; bwing him hithew. -Exit >_< FABIAN -UwU My lord, OwO so >w< pwease you, ^.^ these >w< things further ^w^ thought OwO on, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think me as ;;w;; weww :3 a ^-^ sistew as :3 a xDD wife, ->_< Onye :3 day uWu shaww :3 cwown th' awwiance ^-^ on't, OwO so >w< pwease you, -;;w;; Hewe at my OwO house, ÚwÚ and at my pwopew >_> cost. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am UwU most :3 apt x3 t' ^w^ embwace >_> youw ^.^ offew. -uWu [To VIOWA] Your ^w^ mastew >_> quits OwO you; :3 and, uWu fow >_> youw service x3 donye -^w^ him, -^w^ So >w< much x3 against OwO the mettle >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; sex, -^w^ So :3 faw beneath >_> youw ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and >w< tendew breeding, -And >_< since you xDD caww'd me ^w^ mastew uWu fow OwO so long, -;;w;; Hewe :3 is my >w< hand; you uWu shaww ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time >w< be -You >_< mastew's OwO mistwess. -OWIVIA. OwO A ;;w;; sistew! You awe she. - -;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; FABIAN, with MAWVOWIO - -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the x3 madman? -OWIVIA. >w< Ay, my lord, :3 this OwO same. -OwO How nyow, :3 Mawvowio! -MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Madam, you ^.^ have x3 donye me ^.^ wwong, -Nyotowious ^.^ wwong. -OWIVIA. >_< Have OwO I, Malvolio? >_< Nyo. -MAWVOWIO. Lady, you have. ;;w;; Pway you ^w^ pewuse UwU that letter. -You >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow deny ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw >w< hand; -x3 Wwite ^-^ fwom ^.^ it ^-^ if you ^-^ can, in hand ^w^ ow >_< phwase; -Ow uWu say 'tis ^.^ nyot >_> youw seal, ^.^ nyot >_> youw x3 invention; -You can uWu say UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ this. Weww, gwant ^.^ it then, -And tell uWu me, in OwO the x3 modesty >_> of xDD honyouw, -UwU Why you ^.^ have >w< given me such ;;w;; cweaw lights >_> of >_< favouw, -;;w;; Bade me come :33 smiwing ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwoss-gawtew'd ^-^ to you, -ÚwÚ To >w< put uWu on x3 yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 fwown -:3 Upon Sir Toby ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; wightew :33 peopwe; -And, :33 acting :3 this in OwO an uWu obedient hope, -UwU Why ^.^ have you suffer'd me ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ impwison'd, -Kept in :3 a dark OwO house, OwO visited uWu by OwO the :33 pwiest, -And :3 made OwO the UwU most notorious geck ÚwÚ and :33 guw -:33 That e'ew ÚwÚ invention >_> pway'd :3 on? >_> Teww me >w< why. -OWIVIA. ^.^ Awas, >_< Mawvowio, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot my wwiting, -Though, I uWu confess, >w< much >_< wike OwO the character; -But >_< out >_> of xDD question 'tis Mawia's hand. -And :3 nyow I ^-^ do >_< bethink uWu me, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ she ->w< Fiwst told me :3 thou >_< wast mad; then xDD cam'st in smiling, -And in such >_> fowms ;;w;; which here ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ pwesuppos'd -:3 Upon ÚwÚ thee in OwO the letter. Prithee, >w< be >w< content; -:3 This practice ;;w;; hath UwU most >_< shwewdwy ^w^ pass'd x3 upon ^.^ thee, -But, when ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the :33 gwounds ÚwÚ and authows >_> of it, -Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be uWu both OwO the pwaintiff ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; judge -x3 Of UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ cause. -FABIAN. Good UwU madam, hear me ÚwÚ speak, -And let nyo >_< quawwew :3 nyow nyo bwaww ^-^ to come -Taint OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD houw, -^w^ Which I ^.^ have wond'red OwO at. UwU In >w< hope ^.^ it uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, -uWu Most ^-^ fweewy I x3 confess ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and Toby -ÚwÚ Set :3 this :33 device x3 against ÚwÚ Mawvowio ;;w;; hewe, -:3 Upon >w< some :3 stubbown ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ uncouwteous pawts -We xDD had ;;w;; conceiv'd x3 against >_> him. xDD Mawia :3 wwit -The letter, at Sir OwO Toby's gweat importance, -UwU In ÚwÚ wecompense ^w^ wheweof ^.^ he ;;w;; hath married :3 hew. -OwO How with :3 a UwU spowtfuw ;;w;; mawice ^.^ it ÚwÚ was follow'd -May wathew xDD pwuck uWu on laughter than ÚwÚ wevenge, ->w< If UwU that OwO the injuwies >w< be justly x3 weigh'd -:33 That ^.^ have uWu on uWu both ^-^ sides ^-^ pass'd. -OWIVIA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow fool, how ^.^ have uWu they baffl'd thee! -CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, uWu 'Some awe :3 bown >_> gweat, >w< some ;;w;; achieve >_< gweatnyess, ÚwÚ and >w< some -^.^ have greatness ^-^ thwown x3 upon ;;w;; them.' I ÚwÚ was one, ;;w;; siw, in :3 this -UwU intewwude- ^-^ onye Sir >_> Topas, siw; uWu but that's >w< aww ^w^ onye. ;;w;; 'By OwO the :3 Wowd, -fool, I x3 am ^.^ nyot mad!' But ^-^ do you remember- UwU 'Madam, x3 why waugh you -at such :3 a xDD bawwen ^.^ wascaw? An you >_> smiwe ;;w;; nyot, :33 he's uWu gagg'd'? And ;;w;; thus -OwO the whirligig >_> of UwU time brings in his revenges. -MAWVOWIO. I'll >w< be reveng'd uWu on OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ pack >_> of you. -Exit -OWIVIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been UwU most nyotowiouswy ^-^ abus'd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Puwsue ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and entweat him ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ peace; -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot told OwO us >_> of OwO the x3 captain >_> yet. -When UwU that :3 is ;;w;; knyown, ÚwÚ and gowden UwU time ^-^ convents, -OwO A sowemn combinyation uWu shaww >w< be :3 made -x3 Of ^-^ ouw dear UwU souws. ^w^ Meantime, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; sistew, -We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. Cesawio, x3 come; ->_< Fow OwO so you uWu shaww >w< be >_< whiwe you awe :3 a >w< man; -But when in uWu othew ^-^ habits you awe ^.^ seen, -Owsinyo's mistress, ÚwÚ and his fancy's >w< queen. ->_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the :3 CWOWN - -:3 CWOWN ;;w;; sings - -When UwU that I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ and :3 a wittwe uWu tiny OwO boy, -x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, -OwO A foowish xDD thing ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a OwO toy, ->_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. - -But when I came ^-^ to ÚwÚ man's ^w^ estate, -x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, -'Gainst knyaves ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thieves x3 men OwO shut theiw gate, ->_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. - -But when I >w< came, awas! ^-^ to :3 wive, -x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, -By swaggewing :33 couwd I never thrive, ->_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. - -But when I came x3 unto my beds, -x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, -x3 With >w< toss-pots still xDD had drunken UwU heads, ->_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. - -OwO A gweat >_< whiwe >_< ago OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; begun, -x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, -But that's >w< aww one, ^-^ ouw xDD pway :3 is >_< donye, -And ^w^ we'ww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to >w< pwease you every day. -Exit - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -1595 - -OwO THE OwO TWO GENTLEMEN >_< OF xDD VEWONyA - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE - -DUKE >_< OF MILAN, fathew ^-^ to ^w^ Siwvia -VALENTINE, ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the two gentlemen -^w^ PWOTEUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -;;w;; ANTONyIO, fathew ^-^ to Pwoteus -ÚwÚ THUWIO, :3 a foowish rival ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye -EGLAMOUR, uWu agent uWu fow ^w^ Siwvia in xDD hew escape -SPEED, :3 a ^w^ cwownyish ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye -^w^ WAUNCE, OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to Pwoteus -PANTHINO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^-^ Antonyio -xDD HOST, xDD whewe Juwia UwU wodges in OwO Miwan -OUTWAWS, with ^w^ Vawentinye - -:3 JUWIA, :3 a wady >_> of Vewonya, bewuvd >_> of Pwoteus -SIWVIA, OwO the >w< Duke's >_> daughtew, bewuvd >_> of ^w^ Vawentinye -:3 WUCETTA, >w< waiting-woman ^-^ to Juwia - -UwU SEWVANTS -^.^ MUSICIANS - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE: -uWu Vewonya; Milan; OwO the fwontiews >_> of Mantua - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Vewonya. An open place - -x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and :3 PWOTEUS - -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Cease ^-^ to pewsuade, my :33 woving Proteus: -:33 Home-keeping xDD youth ^.^ have >w< evew ;;w;; homewy UwU wits. -Were't ^.^ nyot xDD affection xDD chains >w< thy >w< tendew >_< days -ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ sweet x3 gwances >_> of >w< thy UwU honyouw'd love, -I wathew would entweat >w< thy >_> company -ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the wonders >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ abwoad, -Than, :3 wiving dully swuggawdiz'd at home, -OwO Weaw >_< out >w< thy xDD youth with shapewess >_> idwenyess. -But >_< since :3 thou :33 wov'st, love stiww, ÚwÚ and thrive thewein, ->_< Even as I ÚwÚ wouwd, when I ^-^ to love begin. -xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be gonye? ^.^ Sweet ^w^ Vawentinye, ;;w;; adieu! -:33 Think uWu on >w< thy Proteus, when :3 thou uWu hapwy >w< seest -uWu Some x3 wawe >_< nyotewowthy object in >w< thy >_> twavew. ->_< Wish me UwU pawtakew in >w< thy >w< happinyess -When :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ meet good >_> hap; ÚwÚ and in >w< thy danger, ->w< If >w< evew danger ^-^ do ;;w;; enviwon ^.^ thee, -ÚwÚ Commend >w< thy gwievance ^-^ to my holy >_> pwayews, ->_< Fow I uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy ^w^ headsman, Valentine. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And uWu on :3 a :3 wuv-book pray uWu fow my uWu success? -xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Upon >w< some book I love I'll pray uWu fow thee. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ That's uWu on >w< some shawwow story >_> of ^-^ deep love: -OwO How x3 young uWu Weandew ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the ÚwÚ Hewwespont. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ That's :3 a ^-^ deep story >_> of :3 a uWu deepew :33 wuv; ->_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe than xDD uvw ÚwÚ shoes in wuv. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ 'Tis true; uWu fow you awe xDD uvw :33 boots in love, -And ÚwÚ yet you never swum OwO the ÚwÚ Hewwespont. -xDD PWOTEUS. Over OwO the >w< boots! ;;w;; Nyay, ^w^ give me ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> boots. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow ^.^ it :33 boots ÚwÚ thee not. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ What? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To >w< be in love- xDD whewe :33 scown :3 is bought with :3 gwoans, -Coy looks with OwO heawt-sowe ;;w;; sighs, ^-^ onye fading >_> moment's uWu miwth -x3 With twenty x3 watchfuw, ^-^ weawy, >w< tedious nyights; ->w< If uWu hapwy uWu won, UwU pewhaps :3 a hapwess xDD gain; ->w< If lost, x3 why then :3 a grievous >_< wabouw OwO won; -However, uWu but :3 a ^.^ fowwy bought with wit, -Ow ewse :3 a ÚwÚ wit uWu by ^.^ fowwy ^-^ vanquished. -xDD PWOTEUS. UwU So, uWu by >_> youw uWu ciwcumstance, you caww me >_> foow. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU So, uWu by >_> youw uWu ciwcumstance, I ;;w;; feaw ^w^ you'ww >_< pwuv. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ 'Tis love you ^-^ caviw at; I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD Wuv. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Wuv :3 is >_> youw :3 mastew, uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; mastews OwO you; -And ^.^ he UwU that :3 is OwO so :3 yoked uWu by :3 a fool, -Methinks, shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU chwonyicwed uWu fow >_< wise. -xDD PWOTEUS. >_> Yet ^-^ wwitews ÚwÚ say, as in OwO the x3 sweetest bud -The ;;w;; eating cankew ^-^ dwewws, OwO so ;;w;; eating love -uWu Inhabits in OwO the finest xDD wits >_> of all. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And ^-^ wwitews ÚwÚ say, as OwO the UwU most :3 fowwawd bud -^-^ Is eaten uWu by OwO the cankew ewe ^.^ it bwow, ->_< Even OwO so uWu by love OwO the x3 young ÚwÚ and >w< tendew ÚwÚ wit -^-^ Is tuwn'd ^-^ to folly, bwasting in OwO the bud, -Losing his :3 vewduwe x3 even in OwO the ;;w;; pwime, -And >w< aww OwO the fair effects >_> of :33 futuwe UwU hopes. -But xDD whewefowe ^.^ waste I UwU time ^-^ to counsew OwO the -:33 That art :3 a :33 votawy ^-^ to OwO fond ^-^ desiwe? ->w< Once ^-^ mowe ^.^ adieu. UwU My fathew at OwO the woad -^w^ Expects my ^w^ coming, there ^-^ to UwU see me ^-^ shipp'd. -xDD PWOTEUS. And thithew uWu wiww I bwing ^.^ thee, Valentine. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ Sweet Proteus, no; :3 nyow let OwO us UwU take ^-^ ouw weave. -ÚwÚ To OwO Miwan let me hear ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee uWu by letters -x3 Of >w< thy >_< success in love, ÚwÚ and what UwU nyews ewse ->w< Betideth here in absence >_> of >w< thy :3 fwiend; -And I wikewise uWu wiww >w< visit ÚwÚ thee with x3 minye. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ Aww >w< happinyess ;;w;; bechance ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in :3 Miwan! -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU As >w< much ^-^ to you at >_< home; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww! -Exit xDD VAWENTINyE -xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ He aftew uWu honyouw xDD hunts, I aftew :33 wuv; -ÚwÚ He leaves his fwiends ^-^ to dignify them mowe: -I xDD weave ÚwÚ mysewf, my fwiends, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu fow wuv. -uWu Thou, Julia, :3 thou x3 hast >_> metamowphis'd uWu me, -^w^ Made me ^.^ nyegwect my studies, wose my UwU time, -^.^ Waw with good counsew, xDD set OwO the x3 wowwd at nought; -^w^ Made ÚwÚ wit with >_< musing ;;w;; weak, OwO heawt uWu sick with OwO thought. - -x3 Entew SPEED - -SPEED. Sir Proteus, :33 save xDD you! :33 Saw you my ^.^ mastew? -xDD PWOTEUS. But :3 nyow ^.^ he x3 pawted x3 hence ^-^ to uWu embawk uWu fow UwU Miwan. -SPEED. OwO Twenty ^-^ to ^-^ onye then ^.^ he :3 is shipp'd uWu awweady, -And I ^.^ have >_> pway'd OwO the ;;w;; sheep in >w< wosing >_> him. -xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Indeed :3 a ;;w;; sheep doth vewy >_< often stray, -An ^-^ if OwO the shephewd >w< be :3 awhiwe >_> away. -SPEED. You conclude UwU that my ^w^ mastew :3 is :3 a shephewd then, ÚwÚ and -I :3 a >w< sheep? -xDD PWOTEUS. I do. -SPEED. UwU Why then, my howns awe his >_< howns, whethew I :3 wake ^w^ ow ^-^ sweep. -xDD PWOTEUS. OwO A ÚwÚ siwwy ^-^ answew, ÚwÚ and >w< fitting ;;w;; weww :3 a sheep. -SPEED. :3 This proves me still :3 a sheep. -xDD PWOTEUS. True; ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ mastew :3 a uWu shephewd. -SPEED. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that I can deny uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd uWu but I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu by >_> anyothew. -SPEED. The shephewd UwU seeks OwO the sheep, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; sheep OwO the -shepherd; uWu but I >w< seek my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ mastew UwU seeks ^.^ nyot me; -^.^ thewefowe, I x3 am nyo sheep. -xDD PWOTEUS. The ;;w;; sheep uWu fow >w< foddew follow OwO the shepherd; OwO the shephewd uWu fow ->_< food UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< sheep: :3 thou uWu fow ^w^ wages xDD fowwowest >w< thy master; ->w< thy ^w^ mastew uWu fow ^w^ wages UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot thee. :33 Thewefowe, :3 thou art :3 a -sheep. -SPEED. Such another >_> pwoof uWu wiww ^-^ make me x3 cwy 'baa.' -xDD PWOTEUS. But OwO dost :3 thou uWu heaw? >_< Gav'st :3 thou my letter ^-^ to Julia? -SPEED. >w< Ay, siw; OwO I, :3 a lost mutton, >_> gave >_> youw letter ^-^ to UwU hew, :3 a wac'd -mutton; ÚwÚ and :33 she, :3 a wac'd mutton, >_> gave uWu me, :3 a lost mutton, nyothing -uWu fow my xDD wabouw. -xDD PWOTEUS. Here's xDD too small :3 a ;;w;; pastuwe uWu fow such ^.^ stowe >_> of >_> muttons. -SPEED. >w< If OwO the gwound >w< be uvwchawg'd, you ;;w;; wewe :33 best ÚwÚ stick :3 hew. -xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Nyay, in UwU that you awe astway: 'twere :33 best :3 pound you. -SPEED. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; siw, less than :3 a :3 pound uWu shaww sewve me uWu fow cawwying >_> youw -letter. -xDD PWOTEUS. You ;;w;; mistake; I UwU mean OwO the :33 pound- :3 a pinfold. -SPEED. From :3 a :3 pound ^-^ to :3 a >w< pin? xDD Fowd ^.^ it xDD uvw ÚwÚ and over, -^.^ 'Tis threefold xDD too wittwe uWu fow cawwying :3 a letter ^-^ to >_> youw wuvw. -xDD PWOTEUS. But what ^w^ said uWu she? -SPEED. [Nodding] ÚwÚ Ay. -xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Nyod- >_> ay. ÚwÚ Why, that's ^w^ 'nyoddy.' -SPEED. You ^-^ mistook, siw; I uWu say ^.^ she >_> did ÚwÚ nyod; ÚwÚ and you ÚwÚ ask me ^-^ if ^.^ she ->_> did ÚwÚ nyod; ÚwÚ and I uWu say >_< 'Ay.' -xDD PWOTEUS. And UwU that xDD set >_> togethew :3 is ^w^ 'nyoddy.' -SPEED. Nyow you ^.^ have :3 taken OwO the x3 pains ^-^ to xDD set ^.^ it togethew, UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow ->_> youw ^.^ pains. -xDD PWOTEUS. No, no; you uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu fow beawing OwO the letter. -SPEED. Weww, I pewceive I >w< must >w< be fain ^-^ to bear with you. -xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, how ^-^ do you bear with x3 me? -SPEED. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO the letter, vewy OwO owdewwy; having nyothing uWu but OwO the ->_> wowd >_< 'nyoddy' uWu fow my ^.^ pains. -xDD PWOTEUS. UwU Beshwew uWu me, uWu but you ^.^ have :3 a uWu quick wit. -SPEED. And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it cannyot >_< uvwtake >_> youw uWu swow puwse. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, open OwO the matter; in brief, what ^w^ said uWu she? -SPEED. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw ^-^ puwse, UwU that OwO the money ÚwÚ and OwO the matter ^-^ may >w< be uWu both -at UwU once :3 dewivewed. -xDD PWOTEUS. Weww, ;;w;; siw, here :3 is uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. What ^w^ said uWu she? -SPEED. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, I ÚwÚ think ^w^ you'ww hardly ^.^ win :3 hew. -xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, uWu couwdst :3 thou pewceive OwO so >w< much ^-^ fwom uWu hew? -SPEED. >_> Siw, I :33 couwd pewceive nyothing at >w< aww ^-^ fwom UwU hew; no, ^.^ nyot OwO so ->w< much as :3 a ducat uWu fow delivering >_> youw :33 wettew; ÚwÚ and being OwO so ^-^ hawd ^-^ to -me UwU that ^w^ bwought >_> youw UwU mind, I ;;w;; feaw she'll ^w^ pwuv as ^-^ hawd ^-^ to you in -x3 tewwing >_> youw mind. >w< Give xDD hew nyo token uWu but ^w^ stonyes, uWu fow she's as -^-^ hawd as :3 steew. -xDD PWOTEUS. What ^w^ said uWu she? Nothing? -SPEED. No, ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as 'Take :3 this uWu fow >w< thy >w< pains.' ÚwÚ To testify ->_> youw x3 bounty, I :3 thank you, you ^.^ have testewn'd me; in requital -whereof, ^w^ hencefowth carry >_> youw letters yourself; ÚwÚ and so, ;;w;; siw, -I'll ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to my mastew. -xDD PWOTEUS. Go, ÚwÚ go, >w< be gone, ^-^ to :33 save >_> youw ;;w;; ship ^-^ fwom UwU wweck, -^w^ Which cannyot pewish, having ÚwÚ thee >_< aboawd, ->_> Being xDD destin'd ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ dwiew death uWu on UwU showe. Exit SPEED -I >w< must >w< go ^-^ send >w< some better messenger. -I ;;w;; feaw my Juwia would ^.^ nyot >_> deign my >_< winyes, -Weceiving them ^-^ fwom such :3 a ^.^ wowthwess UwU post. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Vewonya. The garden x3 Of JUWIA'S house - -x3 Entew xDD JUWIA ÚwÚ and LUCETTA - -JUWIA. But ÚwÚ say, Wucetta, :3 nyow ^-^ we awe xDD awonye, -Wouldst :3 thou then counsew me ^-^ to ^-^ faww in love? -LUCETTA. >w< Ay, ^.^ madam; OwO so you xDD stumbwe ^.^ nyot unheedfully. -JUWIA. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the fair uWu wesowt >_> of gentlemen -:33 That every :3 day with ^.^ pawwe uWu encountew uWu me, -UwU In >w< thy >_< opinyion ;;w;; which :3 is wowthiest love? -LUCETTA. UwU Pwease you, :33 wepeat theiw ÚwÚ nyames; I'll show my :33 mind ->_> Accowding ^-^ to my shawwow ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; skiww. -JUWIA. What think'st :3 thou >_> of OwO the fair Sir ;;w;; Egwamouw? -LUCETTA. UwU As >_> of :3 a x3 knyight x3 weww-spoken, nyeat, ÚwÚ and ^w^ finye; -But, ;;w;; wewe I you, ^.^ he never shouwd >w< be x3 minye. -JUWIA. What think'st :3 thou >_> of OwO the rich UwU Mewcatio? -LUCETTA. ^.^ Weww >_> of his weawth; uWu but >_> of himself, OwO so ÚwÚ so. -JUWIA. What think'st :3 thou >_> of OwO the gentwe Proteus? -LUCETTA. :3 Wowd, Lord! ^-^ to UwU see what ^.^ fowwy reigns in >_< us! -JUWIA. OwO How nyow! what :3 means :3 this passion at his name? -LUCETTA. >_> Pawdon, dear ^.^ madam; 'tis :3 a >_< passing ÚwÚ shame -:33 That OwO I, unworthy ÚwÚ body as I OwO am, -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ censuwe ;;w;; thus uWu on UwU wuvwy >_< gentwemen. -JUWIA. UwU Why ^.^ nyot uWu on Proteus, as >_> of >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ west? -LUCETTA. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: >_> of many good I ÚwÚ think him >_> best. -JUWIA. Your weason? -LUCETTA. I ^.^ have nyo uWu othew uWu but :3 a :3 woman's reason: -I ÚwÚ think him so, ^.^ because I ÚwÚ think him ÚwÚ so. -JUWIA. And wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me UwU cast my love uWu on OwO him? -LUCETTA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if you ^w^ thought >_> youw love ^.^ nyot UwU cast >_> away. -JUWIA. ÚwÚ Why, >_< he, >_> of >w< aww OwO the rest, ;;w;; hath never ;;w;; mov'd >_> me. -LUCETTA. >_> Yet >_< he, >_> of >w< aww OwO the rest, I xDD think, :33 best loves ^.^ ye. -JUWIA. His wittwe ;;w;; speaking >w< shows his love uWu but small. -LUCETTA. Fire that's :3 cwosest ^-^ kept burns UwU most >_> of all. -JUWIA. ^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love UwU that ^-^ do ^.^ nyot show theiw wuv. -LUCETTA. :33 O, uWu they love :33 weast UwU that let x3 men xDD knyow theiw wuv. -JUWIA. I would I knew his mind. -LUCETTA. ^-^ Pewuse :3 this paper, ÚwÚ madam. -JUWIA. xDD 'To Juwia'- Say, ^-^ fwom >_< whom? -LUCETTA. :33 That OwO the uWu contents uWu wiww show. -JUWIA. Say, ÚwÚ say, ^-^ who >_> gave ^.^ it OwO thee? -LUCETTA. Sir xDD Vawentinye's ^-^ page; ÚwÚ and >_< sent, I xDD think, ^-^ fwom :33 Pwoteus. -ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have >w< given ^.^ it OwO you; uWu but OwO I, being in OwO the >_< way, -OwO Did in >_> youw name weceive xDD it; pawdon OwO the UwU fauwt, I ^-^ pway. -JUWIA. Nyow, uWu by my modesty, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy broker! ->w< Dawe you presume ^-^ to OwO hawbouw >_< wanton OwO winyes? -ÚwÚ To whisper ÚwÚ and :33 conspiwe x3 against my ^-^ youth? -Nyow, xDD twust uWu me, 'tis OwO an >w< office >_> of gweat ^.^ wowth, -And you OwO an ^w^ officew x3 fit uWu fow OwO the :3 pwace. -Thewe, UwU take OwO the papew; UwU see ^.^ it >w< be :33 wetuwn'd; -Ow ewse xDD wetuwn nyo ^-^ mowe OwO into my ^w^ sight. -LUCETTA. ÚwÚ To >w< pwead uWu fow love ^-^ desewves ^-^ mowe >_< fee than OwO hate. -JUWIA. uWu Wiww ye >w< be gonye? -LUCETTA. :33 That you ^-^ may ^-^ wuminyate. Exit -JUWIA. And >_> yet, I would I xDD had ^w^ o'ewwook'd OwO the letter. -^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to caww xDD hew xDD back uWu again, -And pray xDD hew ^-^ to :3 a fauwt uWu fow ;;w;; which I xDD chid :3 hew. -What OwO foow :3 is :33 she, UwU that knows I x3 am :3 a maid -And would ^.^ nyot x3 fowce OwO the letter ^-^ to my >_> view! -x3 Since >w< maids, in modesty, uWu say :33 'Nyo' ^-^ to UwU that -^w^ Which uWu they would ^.^ have OwO the :3 pwoffewew UwU constwue >_< 'Ay.' -:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, how wayward :3 is :3 this foowish love, -:33 That >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ testy ;;w;; babe uWu wiww scratch OwO the ^w^ nyuwse, -And presently, >w< aww humbled, ÚwÚ kiss OwO the xDD wod! -OwO How chuwwishwy I xDD chid >_> Wucetta hence, -When willingly I would ^.^ have xDD had xDD hew :3 hewe! -OwO How angewwy I ^w^ taught my uWu bwow ^-^ to ^.^ fwown, -When >_< inwawd ^.^ joy ;;w;; enfowc'd my OwO heawt ^-^ to uWu smiwe! -UwU My :3 penyance :3 is ^-^ to caww >_> Wucetta xDD back -And ÚwÚ ask >_> wemission uWu fow my ^.^ fowwy ^.^ past. -What UwU ho! Lucetta! - -;;w;; We-entew LUCETTA - -LUCETTA. What would >_> youw ladyship? -JUWIA. :3 Is't ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; dinnyew >_> time? -LUCETTA. I would ^.^ it OwO wewe, -:33 That you UwU might :33 kiww >_> youw stomach uWu on >_> youw meat -And ^.^ nyot x3 upon >_> youw uWu maid. -JUWIA. What :3 is't UwU that you took OwO up OwO so gingerly? -LUCETTA. >w< Nyothing. -JUWIA. UwU Why didst :3 thou uWu stoop ^.^ then? -LUCETTA. ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a paper OwO up UwU that I let OwO faww. -JUWIA. And :3 is UwU that paper :3 nyothing? -LUCETTA. Nyothing ^w^ concewnying >_> me. -JUWIA. ;;w;; Then let ^.^ it lie uWu fow x3 those UwU that ^.^ it concerns. -LUCETTA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot lie xDD whewe ^.^ it ^w^ concewns, ->_< Unwess ^.^ it ^.^ have :3 a false intewpwetew. -JUWIA. uWu Some love >_> of x3 youws ;;w;; hath :3 wwit ^-^ to you in ;;w;; whyme. -LUCETTA. :33 That I UwU might sing it, UwU madam, ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ tunye. ->w< Give me :3 a >_> nyote; >_> youw ladyship can set. -JUWIA. UwU As wittwe uWu by such xDD toys as ^-^ may >w< be >_< possibwe. -:33 Best sing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of 'Light o' x3 Wuv.' -LUCETTA. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too :33 heavy uWu fow OwO so ^.^ wight :3 a ^.^ tunye. -JUWIA. ;;w;; Heavy! belike ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< some >_> buwden xDD then. -LUCETTA. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and OwO mewodious ;;w;; wewe it, would you sing it. -JUWIA. And x3 why ^.^ nyot you? -LUCETTA. I cannyot weach OwO so uWu high. -JUWIA. Let's UwU see >_> youw UwU song. [LUCETTA withholds OwO the letter] -OwO How nyow, minyion! -LUCETTA. Keep xDD tunye there stiww, OwO so you uWu wiww sing ^.^ it >_< out. -And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 this ^.^ tunye. -JUWIA. You ^-^ do :33 nyot! -LUCETTA. No, ^.^ madam; 'tis xDD too shawp. -JUWIA. :3 You, minion, awe xDD too saucy. -LUCETTA. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 nyow you awe xDD too fwat -And mar OwO the xDD concowd with xDD too harsh :3 a ^w^ descant; -Thewe wanteth uWu but :3 a UwU mean ^-^ to fiww >_> youw UwU song. -JUWIA. The UwU mean :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd with >_> youw xDD unwuwy bass. -LUCETTA. ;;w;; Indeed, I ;;w;; bid OwO the base uWu fow :33 Pwoteus. -JUWIA. :3 This OwO babbwe uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ hencefowth twoubwe >_> me. -;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ;;w;; coiw with UwU pwotestation! :33 [Teaws OwO the letter] -Go, >_< get you gone; ÚwÚ and let OwO the papers ^-^ wie. -You would >w< be fing'ring ;;w;; them, ^-^ to :3 angew >_> me. -LUCETTA. She makes ^.^ it >_< stwange; uWu but ^.^ she would >w< be :33 best pleas'd -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so ang'red with another letter. Exit -JUWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, would I ;;w;; wewe OwO so ang'red with OwO the ÚwÚ same! -:3 O ^-^ hatefuw x3 hands, ^-^ to >w< teaw such :33 woving UwU wowds! -:33 Injuwious ^-^ wasps, ^-^ to :33 feed uWu on such ^w^ sweet honey -And :33 kiww OwO the ^w^ bees UwU that ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ it with >_> youw stings! -I'll ÚwÚ kiss OwO each uWu sevewaw paper uWu fow :3 amends. -Look, here :3 is :3 wwit 'kind Julia.' :3 Unkind Julia, -UwU As in wevenge >_> of >w< thy ingwatitude, -I thwow >w< thy name x3 against OwO the >_< bwuising ^w^ stonyes, -OwO Twampwing ^w^ contemptuouswy uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; disdain. -And here :3 is :3 wwit xDD 'wuv-wounded >_< Pwoteus.' -OwO Poow >_< wounded >_< nyame! my >_< bosom,,as :3 a :33 bed, -:33 Shaww lodge ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy x3 wound >w< be ^w^ thwoughwy OwO heaw'd; -And ;;w;; thus I >_> seawch ^.^ it with :3 a x3 suvweign ;;w;; kiss. -But ^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice ÚwÚ was UwU 'Pwoteus' written down. -Be ^-^ cawm, good wind, blow ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd away -;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO each letter in OwO the x3 wettew- -Except >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; nyame; UwU that >w< some whiwwwind bear -^.^ Unto :3 a xDD wagged, feawfuw, :33 hanging rock, -And thwow ^.^ it ^.^ thence OwO into OwO the >_< waging >_> sea. -:33 Wo, here in ^-^ onye xDD winye :3 is his name ^w^ twice x3 wwit: -^.^ 'Poow >w< fowwown Proteus, passionate Proteus, -ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ sweet Julia.' :33 That I'll >w< teaw away; -And ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, x3 sith OwO so ;;w;; pwettiwy -ÚwÚ He couples ^.^ it ^-^ to his compwainying UwU nyames. -ÚwÚ Thus uWu wiww I ^-^ fowd them ^-^ onye x3 upon >w< anyothew; -Nyow >w< kiss, embrace, ;;w;; contend, ^-^ do what you uWu wiww. - -;;w;; We-entew LUCETTA - -LUCETTA. ^w^ Madam, -^-^ Dinnyew :3 is ^w^ weady, ÚwÚ and >_> youw fathew >_< stays. -JUWIA. Weww, let OwO us ^.^ go. -LUCETTA. >_> What, uWu shaww ^.^ these papers lie >_< wike ;;w;; teww-tawes hewe? -JUWIA. >w< If you >_< wespect ;;w;; them, :33 best ^-^ to UwU take them :33 up. -LUCETTA. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ was :3 taken OwO up uWu fow x3 waying them ;;w;; down; ->_> Yet here uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot lie uWu fow ^.^ catching cold. -JUWIA. I UwU see you ^.^ have :3 a OwO month's :33 mind ^-^ to ^.^ them. -LUCETTA. >w< Ay, UwU madam, you ^-^ may uWu say what uWu sights you xDD see; -I UwU see >w< things UwU too, although you ;;w;; judge I >_> wink. -JUWIA. ^w^ Come, x3 come; wiww't >w< pwease you go? >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Vewonya. ANTONyIO'S house - -x3 Entew ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and PANTHINyO - -x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Teww uWu me, ^.^ Panthinyo, what >_> sad talk ÚwÚ was UwU that -uWu Whewewith my bwothew held you in OwO the OwO cwoistew? -PANTHINyO. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> of his nyephew Proteus, >_> youw :33 son. -x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Why, what >_> of OwO him? -PANTHINyO. ÚwÚ He wond'red UwU that >_> youw ^.^ wowdship -Wouwd suffer him ^-^ to uWu spend his xDD youth at home, -OwO Whiwe uWu othew ^-^ men, >_> of x3 swendew uWu weputation, -x3 Put :3 fowth theiw >_< sons ^-^ to >w< seek ^.^ pwefewment out: -uWu Some ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ waws, ^-^ to twy theiw >_> fowtunye :3 thewe; -uWu Some ^-^ to ÚwÚ discuvw xDD iswands :3 faw away; -uWu Some ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ studious unyivewsities. ->_< Fow >_< any, ^w^ ow uWu fow >w< aww ^.^ these ;;w;; exewcises, -ÚwÚ He ^w^ said UwU that Proteus, >_> youw UwU son, ÚwÚ was uWu meet; -And >_> did xDD wequest me ^-^ to >_< impowtunye you -ÚwÚ To let him uWu spend his UwU time nyo ^-^ mowe at home, -^w^ Which would >w< be gweat impeachment ^-^ to his ^-^ age, -UwU In having OwO knyown nyo ^w^ twavew in his uWu youth. -x3 ANTONyIO. Nyow UwU nyeed'st :3 thou >w< much >_< impowtunye me ^-^ to UwU that -uWu Wheweon :3 this month I ^.^ have >_< been hammering. -I ^.^ have consider'd ;;w;; weww his woss >_> of UwU time, -And how ^.^ he cannyot >w< be :3 a pewfect man, -:3 Nyot being ^.^ twied ÚwÚ and tutor'd in OwO the ^.^ wowwd: -Expewience :3 is uWu by industwy achiev'd, -And x3 pewfected uWu by OwO the swift ^-^ couwse >_> of xDD time. -;;w;; Then tell me :33 whithew ;;w;; wewe I :33 best ^-^ to ^-^ send >_> him. -PANTHINyO. I ÚwÚ think >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant -OwO How his ^w^ companyion, youthfuw ^w^ Vawentinye, -^.^ Attends OwO the UwU Empewow in his :33 woyaw couwt. -x3 ANTONyIO. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :33 weww. -PANTHINyO. 'Twewe uWu good, I xDD think, >_> youw ^.^ wowdship x3 sent him ^.^ thithew: -Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ he ;;w;; pwactise ^-^ tiwts ÚwÚ and touwnyaments, ->w< Heaw ^w^ sweet discouwse, ;;w;; convewse with noblemen, -And >w< be in eye >_> of every OwO exewcise -Wowthy his xDD youth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> of uWu biwth. -x3 ANTONyIO. I >_< wike >w< thy counsew; ;;w;; weww x3 hast :3 thou UwU advis'd; -And UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst pewceive how ;;w;; weww I >_< wike it, -The >_> execution >_> of ^.^ it uWu shaww ^-^ make knyown: ->_< Even with OwO the ^-^ speediest ^-^ expedition -I uWu wiww uWu dispatch him ^-^ to OwO the Emperor's couwt. -PANTHINyO. :3 To-mowwow, ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you, :3 Don Awphonso -x3 With uWu othew gentlemen >_> of good >_< esteem -uWu Awe OwO jouwnyeying ^-^ to salute OwO the >_< Empewow, -And ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend theiw service ^-^ to his uWu wiww. -x3 ANTONyIO. Good xDD company; with them uWu shaww Pwoteus ^.^ go. - -x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS - -And- in good :33 time!- :3 nyow uWu wiww ^-^ we >_< bweak with >_> him. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ wuv! ^w^ sweet lines! ^w^ sweet life! -;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew ;;w;; hand, OwO the uWu agent >_> of xDD hew >_> heawt; -;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew OwO oath uWu fow love, xDD hew honour's pawn. -:3 O UwU that ^-^ ouw fathews would ÚwÚ appwaud ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs, -ÚwÚ To >w< seaw ^-^ ouw >w< happinyess with theiw uWu consents! -:3 O ^w^ heavenwy ^w^ Juwia! -x3 ANTONyIO. OwO How nyow! What letter awe you reading thewe? -xDD PWOTEUS. :3 May't >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, 'tis :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two -x3 Of :33 commendations x3 sent ^-^ fwom ^w^ Vawentinye, -;;w;; Dewivew'd uWu by :3 a fwiend UwU that came ^-^ fwom >_> him. -x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Wend me OwO the :33 wettew; let me UwU see what news. -xDD PWOTEUS. Thewe :3 is nyo UwU nyews, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites -OwO How UwU happiwy ^.^ he x3 wives, how ÚwÚ weww-bewov'd -And ;;w;; daiwy OwO gwaced uWu by OwO the Empewow; -Wishing me with ^w^ him, ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of his xDD fowtunye. -x3 ANTONyIO. And how ^.^ stand you ;;w;; affected ^-^ to his ^.^ wish? -xDD PWOTEUS. UwU As ^-^ onye OwO wewying uWu on >_> youw :33 wowdship's wiww, -And ^.^ nyot depending uWu on his fwiendwy wish. -x3 ANTONyIO. UwU My uWu wiww :3 is xDD something uWu sowted with his wish. -:33 Muse ^.^ nyot UwU that I ;;w;; thus :33 suddenwy pwoceed; ->_< Fow what I wiww, I wiww, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. -I x3 am resolv'd UwU that :3 thou ^-^ shawt uWu spend >w< some UwU time -x3 With Vawentinyus in OwO the Emperor's >_> couwt; -What maintenyance ^.^ he ^-^ fwom his fwiends ^w^ weceives, -;;w;; Wike exhibition :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^-^ fwom >_> me. ->w< To-mowwow >w< be in readiness ^-^ to ^w^ go- ->_> Excuse ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow I x3 am xDD pewemptowy. -xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My lord, I cannyot >w< be OwO so >_> soon pwovided; -UwU Pwease you, uWu dewibewate :3 a :3 day ^w^ ow ^-^ two. -x3 ANTONyIO. Wook what :3 thou :33 want'st uWu shaww >w< be x3 sent aftew thee. -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of stay; to-morrow :3 thou >w< must ^.^ go. -Come OwO on, Panthino; you uWu shaww >w< be empwoy'd -ÚwÚ To ^.^ hasten uWu on his OwO expedition. ->_< Exeunt ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and PANTHINyO -xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I >w< shunn'd OwO the x3 fiwe uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of ^.^ buwnying, -And ;;w;; dwench'd me in OwO the >_< sea, xDD whewe I x3 am dwown'd. -I >_< feaw'd ^-^ to show my fathew xDD Juwia's letter, -Lest ^.^ he shouwd UwU take xDD exceptions ^-^ to my :33 wuv; -And with OwO the :3 vantage >_> of >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; excuse -;;w;; Hath ^.^ he excepted UwU most x3 against my wuv. -:33 O, how :3 this spwing >_> of love resembleth -The uncewtain >_> gwowy >_> of OwO an :3 Apwiw day, -^w^ Which :3 nyow >w< shows >w< aww OwO the x3 beauty >_> of OwO the >_> sun, -And uWu by OwO an uWu by :3 a cwoud ^-^ takes >w< aww >w< away! - -;;w;; We-entew PANTHINyO - -PANTHINyO. Sir Proteus, >_> youw fathew calls uWu fow OwO you; -ÚwÚ He :3 is in >_> haste; ^.^ thewefowe, I pray you, ^.^ go. -xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it UwU is: my OwO heawt >w< accowds thereto; -And ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times ^.^ it ^-^ answews 'Nyo.' >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and SPEED - -SPEED. >_> Siw, >_> youw glove. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyot ^-^ minye: my ;;w;; gwuvs awe x3 on. -SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, then, :3 this ^-^ may >w< be yours; uWu fow :3 this :3 is uWu but ^w^ onye. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Ha! let me xDD see; ^-^ ay, ^w^ give ^.^ it uWu me, >w< it's mine; -^.^ Sweet >_> ownyament UwU that ÚwÚ decks :3 a xDD thing ÚwÚ divinye! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have :33 been ^w^ gwand-juwymen xDD since >w< befowe Noah UwU was :3 a +ÚwÚ saiwow. +x3 FABIAN. :33 She uWu did x3 show ^.^ favouw to x3 the :33 youth uWu in x3 youw ^.^ sight >w< onwy to +^.^ exaspewate UwU you, to awake x3 youw dormouse uWu vawouw, to put fire uWu in +x3 youw >_< heawt ÚwÚ and >_> bwimstonye uWu in x3 youw liver. >_> You >_> shouwd xDD then uWu have +accosted >w< hew; ÚwÚ and with x3 some :3 excewwent jests, fire-new from x3 the +^w^ mint, xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have bang'd x3 the :33 youth x3 into :33 dumbnyess. This UwU was +>_> wook'd fow uWu at x3 youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this UwU was baulk'd. uWu The :3 doubwe gilt of +ÚwÚ this x3 oppowtunyity xDD you wet time >_< wash ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe nyow saiw'd +x3 into x3 the ^.^ nyowth of x3 my >_> wady's ^-^ opinyion; :3 whewe xDD you xDD wiww ^w^ hang ^.^ wike >w< an +xDD icicwe on Dutchman's UwU beawd, ^w^ unwess xDD you UwU do xDD wedeem >w< it ^.^ by x3 some +>w< waudabwe x3 attempt xDD eithew of valour ow policy. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; An't be xDD any :3 way, >w< it ^w^ must be with uWu vawouw, fow UwU powicy UwU I +:33 hate; UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief be :3 a ^-^ Bwownyist >_< as :3 a powitician. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, >w< then, buiwd ;;w;; me >w< thy fowtunyes ;;w;; upon x3 the >_< basis of +;;w;; vawouw. Challenge ;;w;; me x3 the OwO Count's :33 youth to >w< fight with him; ÚwÚ huwt +^.^ him uWu in eleven UwU pwaces. OwO My uWu nyiece UwU shaww OwO take ^-^ nyote of uWu it; ÚwÚ and :33 assuwe +>w< thysewf there >_> is nyo love-broker uWu in x3 the wowwd ^.^ can ^.^ mowe :3 pwevaiw uWu in +:33 man's ÚwÚ commendation with OwO woman than wepowt of ;;w;; vawouw. +x3 FABIAN. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo uWu way >_> but uWu this, Sir ^w^ Andwew. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Will xDD eithew of xDD you UwU beaw ;;w;; me :3 a challenge to him? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Go, >w< wwite >w< it uWu in :3 a martial xDD hand; be curst ÚwÚ and bwief; >w< it >_> is +nyo ;;w;; mattew >w< how witty, UwU so >w< it be uWu ewoquent ÚwÚ and full of invention. +;;w;; Taunt ^.^ him with x3 the x3 wicense of ink; >_> if xDD thou thou'st ^.^ him x3 some +ÚwÚ thwice, >w< it UwU shaww nyot be >_< amiss; ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU many wies >_< as xDD wiww >_< wie uWu in +>w< thy >w< sheet of paper, awthough x3 the >w< sheet :3 wewe big enough fow x3 the +x3 bed of Wawe uWu in England, uWu set x3 'em down; OwO go about :3 it. Let there be +^.^ gaww enough uWu in >w< thy uWu ink, ^w^ though xDD thou >w< wwite with :3 a ^w^ goose-pen, nyo +:3 mattew. About :3 it. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Whewe UwU shaww UwU I find you? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ We'ww caww uWu thee uWu at x3 the ^-^ cubicuwo. ^w^ Go. +uWu Exit ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW +x3 FABIAN. This >_> is :3 a uWu deaw ;;w;; manyakin to UwU you, Sir :3 Toby. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I uWu have :33 been uWu deaw to :3 him, lad- x3 some >w< two thousand :33 stwong, +ow :3 so. +x3 FABIAN. We UwU shaww uWu have :3 a OwO wawe >_> wettew from him; >_> but you'ww nyot +^.^ dewivew't? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Nyevew :33 twust ;;w;; me :33 then; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by aww means stir on x3 the :33 youth +to >w< an answer. UwU I think oxen ÚwÚ and wainwopes ;;w;; cannyot UwU hawe them +together. For Andrew, >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe ^-^ open'd ÚwÚ and xDD you find UwU so much +:3 bwood uWu in :33 his wivew >_< as xDD wiww clog x3 the :33 foot of :3 a >_< fwea, I'll eat x3 the +xDD west of x3 th' anatomy. +x3 FABIAN. xDD And :33 his >_< opposite, x3 the youth, bears uWu in :33 his >w< visage nyo great +presage of ÚwÚ cwuewty. + +Entew >w< MAWIA + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wook :3 whewe x3 the xDD youngest wren of >w< nyinye ^w^ comes. +MARIA. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ desiwe x3 the >w< spween, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww laugh youwsewves x3 into +xDD stitches, ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. uWu Yond guww Mawvowio >_> is turned heathen, :3 a xDD vewy +renegado; fow there >_> is nyo Christian :3 that means to be ÚwÚ saved ^.^ by +believing rightly ^.^ can OwO evew ^-^ bewieve xDD such xDD impossibwe >w< passages of +gwossnyess. He's uWu in >w< yewwow x3 stockings. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And ^-^ cwoss-gawtew'd? +MARIA. :3 Most viwwainyouswy; ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ pedant :3 that keeps :3 a OwO schoow :33 i' x3 th' +:3 chuwch. UwU I uWu have >_< dogg'd ^.^ him ^.^ wike :33 his murderer. >w< He does UwU obey every +:33 point of x3 the >_> wettew :3 that UwU I ÚwÚ dwopp'd to ÚwÚ betway ^.^ him. >w< He does ;;w;; smiwe +:33 his OwO face x3 into ^.^ mowe lines than >_> is uWu in x3 the x3 nyew ^.^ map with x3 the +^.^ augmentation of x3 the ^-^ Indies. >_> You uWu have nyot :3 seen xDD such :3 a ^.^ thing >_< as +ÚwÚ 'tis; UwU I ^.^ can hardly ÚwÚ fowbeaw OwO huwwing ^.^ things uWu at ^.^ him. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my uWu wady +xDD wiww strike him; >_> if ^.^ she UwU do, he'ww ;;w;; smiwe ÚwÚ and x3 take't fow :3 a great +UwU favouw. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing us, ;;w;; bwing >_> us :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< is. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew x3 SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ANTONyIO + +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ by x3 my xDD wiww uWu have troubled uWu you; +OwO But xDD since xDD you >_< make x3 youw :3 pweasuwe of x3 youw pains, +UwU I xDD wiww nyo further UwU chide OwO you. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I couwd nyot xDD stay x3 behind xDD you: x3 my >_> desiwe, +uWu Mowe ^-^ shawp than xDD fiwed >w< steew, uWu did ^w^ spuw ;;w;; me forth; +xDD And nyot aww wuv to >_> see :3 you- ^w^ though UwU so much +;;w;; As ^w^ might uWu have drawn one to :3 a longer ^-^ voyage- +OwO But ^.^ jeawousy >_> what ^w^ might befaww x3 youw twavew, +uWu Being :33 skiwwess uWu in these ^.^ pawts; which to :3 a uWu stwangew, +x3 Unguided ÚwÚ and OwO unfwiended, often ^-^ pwuv +^-^ Wough ÚwÚ and uWu unhospitabwe. OwO My ^.^ wiwwing xDD wuv, +uWu The rather ^.^ by these arguments of ;;w;; feaw, +Set fowth uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ puwsuit. +:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO My uWu kind Antonio, +UwU I ^.^ can nyo othew answew >_< make >_> but thanks, +xDD And thanks, ÚwÚ and OwO evew ^w^ thanks; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft ÚwÚ good tuwns +^w^ Awe >w< shuffw'd x3 off with xDD such uncurrent :33 pay; +OwO But :3 wewe x3 my ^.^ wowth >_< as >_> is x3 my >_> conscience OwO fiwm, +>_> You >_> shouwd find xDD bettew UwU deawing. x3 What's to ^-^ do? +Shall ^.^ we OwO go >_> see x3 the ÚwÚ wewiques of ÚwÚ this >_< town? +>_> ANTONyIO. >_< To-mowwow, siw; best xDD fiwst OwO go >_> see x3 youw ÚwÚ wodging. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I ^w^ am nyot OwO weawy, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis ^-^ wong to ^w^ nyight; +UwU I pray UwU you, wet >_> us satisfy UwU ouw eyes +With x3 the ^w^ memowiaws ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ things of fame +:33 That UwU do renown ÚwÚ this >_> city. +>_> ANTONyIO. Wouwd you'd UwU pawdon x3 me. +UwU I UwU do nyot ^-^ without danger UwU wawk these >_< stweets: +Once uWu in :3 a x3 sea-fight uWu 'gainst x3 the xDD Count :33 his galleys +UwU I uWu did x3 some ^w^ sewvice; of xDD such :3 nyote, :33 indeed, +^.^ That, :3 wewe UwU I >_> ta'en UwU hewe, >w< it ^.^ wouwd scawce be ^w^ answew'd. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Bewike xDD you >_< swew great ^w^ nyumbew of :33 his ^-^ peopwe. +UwU ANTONIO.Th' offence >_> is nyot of xDD such :3 a bwoody >_< nyatuwe; +Awbeit x3 the ;;w;; quawity of x3 the time ÚwÚ and ^-^ quawwew +^.^ Might weww uWu have UwU given >_> us bwoody awgument. +^.^ It ^w^ might uWu have xDD since :33 been x3 answew'd uWu in repaying +>_> What ^.^ we >_> took from OwO them; ^w^ which, fow ;;w;; twaffic's ^w^ sake, +:3 Most of UwU ouw UwU city ^.^ did. Onwy mysewf :33 stood out; +For ^w^ which, >_> if UwU I be wapsed uWu in ÚwÚ this pwace, +UwU I UwU shaww x3 pay deaw. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Do nyot xDD then UwU wawk ^w^ too open. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^.^ It xDD doth nyot ;;w;; fit x3 me. UwU Howd, ^w^ siw, hewe's x3 my purse; +^w^ In x3 the south uWu subuwbs, uWu at x3 the Elephant, +Is best to ;;w;; wodge. UwU I xDD wiww >_< bespeak UwU ouw ;;w;; diet, +Whiwes xDD you beguile x3 the time ÚwÚ and >w< feed x3 youw >_< knyowwedge +With >w< viewing of x3 the xDD town; there UwU shaww xDD you uWu have x3 me. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Why UwU I x3 youw :33 puwse? +>_> ANTONyIO. Haply x3 youw ^w^ eye UwU shaww >w< wight ;;w;; upon x3 some uWu toy +>_> You uWu have ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ puwchase; ÚwÚ and x3 youw store, +UwU I >_< think, >_> is nyot fow idle ;;w;; mawkets, sir. +:33 SEBASTIAN. I'll be x3 youw UwU puwse-beawew, ÚwÚ and OwO weave xDD you fow +^-^ An hour. +>_> ANTONyIO. ;;w;; To x3 th' >_> Ewephant. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I UwU do ^.^ wemembew. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +OWIVIA'S >_< gawden + +Entew OLIVIA ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA + +OLIVIA. UwU I uWu have sent ÚwÚ aftew him; ^.^ he ;;w;; says he'ww x3 come. +How UwU shaww UwU I >_> feast him? >_> What bestow of him? +For :33 youth >_> is xDD bought ^.^ mowe ;;w;; oft than begg'd ow xDD bowwow'd. +UwU I speak ^w^ too xDD woud. +:3 Whewe's >_> Mawvowio? >w< He >_> is >_> sad ÚwÚ and x3 civiw, +xDD And ^w^ suits weww fow :3 a xDD sewvant with x3 my fortunes. +Whewe >_> is >_> Mawvowio? +MARIA. He's uWu coming, x3 madam; >_> but uWu in xDD vewy ;;w;; stwange ^-^ mannyew. +>w< He >_> is >_< suwe possess'd, UwU madam. +OLIVIA. Why, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? ÚwÚ Does ^.^ he ^-^ wave? +MARIA. :3 Nyo, UwU madam, ^.^ he does >_< nyothing >_> but smile. uWu Youw >w< wadyship :3 wewe +best to uWu have x3 some xDD guawd about xDD you >_> if ^.^ he >_< come; fow >_< suwe x3 the x3 man >_> is +xDD tainted in's wits. +OLIVIA. Go caww ^.^ him hithew. uWu Exit >w< MAWIA +UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^-^ mad >_< as xDD he, +;;w;; If >_> sad ÚwÚ and ^.^ mewwy ^-^ madnyess equal >w< be. + +^.^ We-entew >w< MAWIA with x3 MAWVOWIO + +How now, OwO Mawvowio! +:33 MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU wady, :3 ho, ho. +OLIVIA. ^w^ Smiw'st thou? +UwU I sent fow uWu thee ;;w;; upon :3 a >_> sad :33 occasion. +:33 MAWVOWIO. :33 Sad, x3 wady? UwU I couwd be OwO sad. This does >_< make x3 some +:3 obstwuction uWu in x3 the bwood, ÚwÚ this cwoss-gawtewing; >_> but >_> what of ^-^ that? +;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease x3 the ^w^ eye of one, >w< it >_> is with ;;w;; me >_< as x3 the xDD vewy true +sonnet ^w^ is: ÚwÚ 'Pwease one ÚwÚ and uWu pwease :33 aww.' +OLIVIA. Why, >w< how dost UwU thou, man? >_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; mattew with thee? +:33 MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ Nyot black uWu in x3 my UwU mind, ^w^ though >w< yewwow uWu in x3 my wegs. +^.^ It uWu did come to :33 his ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; commands UwU shaww be ^-^ executed. +UwU I think ^.^ we UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 sweet Roman >w< hand. +OLIVIA. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou OwO go to ^.^ bed, >_> Mawvowio? +:33 MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; To bed? Ay, ^w^ sweetheawt, ÚwÚ and I'll come to thee. +OLIVIA. ^w^ God uWu comfowt uWu thee! Why dost xDD thou ;;w;; smiwe >_> so, ÚwÚ and :3 kiss >w< thy uWu hand +UwU so oft? +MARIA. How UwU do UwU you, >_> Mawvowio? +:33 MAWVOWIO. At x3 youw :33 wequest? Yes, >_< nyightingawes answew :33 daws! +MARIA. Why appeaw xDD you with ÚwÚ this ^w^ widicuwous boldness >w< befowe x3 my x3 wady? +:33 MAWVOWIO. :3 'Be nyot :33 afwaid of greatness.' >_< 'Twas weww >w< wwit. +OLIVIA. >_> What x3 mean'st xDD thou ^.^ by :3 that, >_> Mawvowio? +^w^ AIAWVOWIO. xDD 'Some OwO awe bown :33 gweat,'- +OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Ha? +:33 MAWVOWIO. xDD 'Some ;;w;; achieve >_< gweatnyess,'- +OLIVIA. >_> What say'st thou? +:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu 'And x3 some uWu have :33 gweatnyess thwust ;;w;; upon xDD them.' +OLIVIA. uWu Heaven restore uWu thee! +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ 'Wemembew who :33 commended >w< thy >w< yewwow ^-^ stockings,'- +OLIVIA. :33 'Thy >w< yewwow :3 stockings?' +:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu 'And >w< wish'd to >_> see uWu thee cross-garterd.' +OLIVIA. 'Cross-garter'd?' +:33 MAWVOWIO. x3 'Go ^.^ to, xDD thou >w< an made, >_> if xDD thou desiw'st to be ÚwÚ so';- +OLIVIA. ^w^ Am UwU I ÚwÚ made? +:33 MAWVOWIO. x3 'If >_> nyot, wet ;;w;; me >_> see uWu thee :3 a xDD sewvant UwU stiww.' +OLIVIA. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is xDD vewy ;;w;; midsummew >w< madnyess. + +Entew SEWVANT + +SEWVANT. uWu Madam, x3 the xDD young ÚwÚ gentweman of x3 the xDD Count :33 Owsinyo's >_> is +return'd; UwU I couwd hardly entweat ^.^ him back; ^.^ he ^.^ attends x3 youw +uWu wadyship's pleasure. +OLIVIA. I'll come to ^.^ him. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] ^-^ Good :33 Mawia, wet ÚwÚ this +fewwow be >_> wook'd ;;w;; to. :3 Whewe's x3 my xDD cousin x3 Toby? Let x3 some of x3 my +OwO peopwe uWu have :3 a >_> speciaw :3 cawe of him; UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^.^ him miscawwy +fow x3 the half of x3 my ^w^ dowwy. +Exeunt OLIVIA ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA +:33 MAWVOWIO. >_< O, ho! UwU do xDD you come nyeaw ;;w;; me ^.^ nyow? No xDD wowse x3 man than Sir +Toby to wook to me! This concurs xDD diwectwy with x3 the uWu wettew: ^.^ she +OwO sends ^.^ him on xDD puwpose, :3 that UwU I OwO may appeaw ^-^ stubbown to him; fow ^.^ she +incites ;;w;; me to :3 that uWu in x3 the >_> wettew. 'Cast >w< thy humble ;;w;; swough,' ;;w;; says +^w^ she. :3 'Be opposite with xDD kinsman, uWu suwwy with sewvants; wet >w< thy +>_> tongue ^.^ tang with arguments of ^w^ state; put >w< thysewf x3 into x3 the twick +of singularity' ÚwÚ and ^.^ consequentwy :33 sets down x3 the ^w^ mannyew how, ÚwÚ as: :3 a +>_> sad >w< face, :3 a reverend OwO cawwiage, :3 a slow ;;w;; tongue, uWu in x3 the OwO habit of +x3 some ^w^ siw of :3 nyote, ÚwÚ and UwU so forth. UwU I uWu have ^.^ wim'd >w< hew; >_> but >w< it >_> is +Juv's >_< doing, ÚwÚ and Juv >_< make ;;w;; me thankful! xDD And when ^.^ she OwO went OwO away +x3 nyow- ^w^ 'Wet ÚwÚ this fewwow be >_> wook'd to.' OwO 'Fewwow,' nyot uWu 'Mawvowio' nor +ÚwÚ aftew x3 my >_< degwee, >_> but >_> 'fewwow.' Why, evewything adhewes together, +:3 that nyo UwU dwam of :3 a :3 scwupwe, nyo :33 scwupwe of :3 a :3 scwupwe, nyo obstacle, +nyo xDD incweduwous ow ^w^ unsafe ciwcumstance- >_> What ^.^ can be UwU said? Nyothing +:3 that ^.^ can be ^.^ can come ^-^ between ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 the full pwospect of x3 my +:33 hopes. xDD Weww, Juv, nyot I, >_> is x3 the doew of uWu this, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is to be +x3 thanked. + +^.^ We-entew ;;w;; MAWIA, with ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< Which uWu way >_> is xDD he, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of :3 sanctity? ;;w;; If aww x3 the +xDD deviws of heww be drawn uWu in UwU wittwe, ÚwÚ and :3 Wegion >_< himsewf >_< possess'd +:3 him, yet I'll speak to ^.^ him. +x3 FABIAN. :3 Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, OwO hewe ^.^ he >w< is. How :3 is't with UwU you, UwU siw? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. How :3 is't with UwU you, man? +:33 MAWVOWIO. Go :33 off; UwU I discard OwO you. Let ;;w;; me ^.^ enjoy x3 my private; OwO go off. +MARIA. Lo, >w< how OwO howwow x3 the >_< fiend xDD speaks within x3 him! Did nyot UwU I tell +you? Sir Toby, x3 my uWu wady prays xDD you to uWu have :3 a :3 cawe of ^.^ him. +:33 MAWVOWIO. xDD Ah, :33 ha! does ^.^ she so? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Go ^.^ to, OwO go >w< to; ÚwÚ peace, :3 peace; ^.^ we ^w^ must deal gently with ^.^ him. +Let ;;w;; me >_< awonye. How UwU do UwU you, >_> Mawvowio? How :3 is't with you? What, ^w^ man, +^.^ defy x3 the >_< deviw; ^.^ considew, uWu he's >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to mankind. +:33 MAWVOWIO. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> what xDD you ^.^ say? +MARIA. :33 Wa UwU you, >w< an xDD you speak :33 iww of x3 the deviw, >w< how ^.^ he UwU takes >w< it uWu at +:33 heawt! >_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ he be nyot UwU bewitched. +x3 FABIAN. xDD Cawwy :33 his UwU watew to x3 th' uWu wise uWu woman. +MARIA. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU shaww be donye to-mowwow UwU mownying, >_> if UwU I wive. OwO My +uWu wady ^.^ wouwd nyot wose ^.^ him fow ^.^ mowe than I'll :3 say. +:33 MAWVOWIO. How now, mistwess! +MARIA. x3 O :3 Wowd! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU Pwithee howd >w< thy :3 peace; ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot x3 the >_> way. Do xDD you nyot +>_> see xDD you move him? Let ;;w;; me awonye with ^.^ him. +x3 FABIAN. No uWu way >_> but gentleness- gently, >_> gentwy. uWu The >_< fiend >_> is wough, +ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot be roughly :33 us'd. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, >w< how now, x3 my :3 bawcock! +How dost UwU thou, ^.^ chuck? +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Siw! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Ay, uWu Biddy, come with x3 me. What, ^w^ man, UwU 'tis nyot fow >_< gwavity +to :33 pway uWu at cherrypit with ;;w;; Satan. Hang :3 him, fouw x3 cowwiew! +MARIA. >_< Get ^.^ him to >_> say :33 his pwayews, ÚwÚ good Sir Toby, get ^.^ him to pway. +:33 MAWVOWIO. OwO My pwayews, minx! +MARIA. :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot hear of godliness. +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Go, ^w^ hang youwsewves :33 aww! >_> You OwO awe idle shallow >_> things; UwU I +^w^ am nyot of x3 youw >_> ewement; xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe x3 heweaftew. +uWu Exit +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Is't possible? +x3 FABIAN. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this :3 wewe pway'd ;;w;; upon :3 a stage now, UwU I couwd >_< condemn >w< it >_< as +>w< an x3 impwobabwe ^w^ fiction. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ His xDD vewy ^w^ genyius hath :33 taken x3 the :3 infection of x3 the >_< device, +man. +MARIA. Nyay, pursue ^.^ him now, xDD west x3 the xDD device OwO take ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ and UwU taint. +x3 FABIAN. Why, ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< make ^.^ him ^-^ mad indeed. +MARIA. uWu The ;;w;; house xDD wiww be x3 the >w< quietew. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Come, we'll uWu have ^.^ him uWu in :3 a dark >_> woom ÚwÚ and UwU bound. OwO My uWu nyiece +>_> is xDD awweady uWu in x3 the bewief :3 that uWu he's >_> mad. We OwO may carry >w< it thus, fow +UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO penyance, >w< tiww UwU ouw xDD vewy >_< pastime, ^w^ tiwed x3 out of +:33 bweath, prompt >_> us to uWu have xDD mewcy on him; uWu at which time ^.^ we xDD wiww +;;w;; bwing x3 the xDD device to x3 the ^-^ baw ÚwÚ and >_< cwown uWu thee fow :3 a ÚwÚ findew of +ÚwÚ madmen. OwO But see, >_> but ^-^ see. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +x3 FABIAN. uWu Mowe ;;w;; mattew fow :3 a ^-^ May xDD mownying. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Hewe's x3 the ÚwÚ chawwenge; ^w^ wead :3 it. UwU I :33 wawwant there's ÚwÚ vinyegaw +ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ peppew ÚwÚ in't. +x3 FABIAN. ^-^ Is't UwU so saucy? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Ay, >w< is't, UwU I :33 wawwant him; UwU do >_> but wead. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Give x3 me. [Weads] 'Youth, ^-^ whatsoevew xDD thou awt, xDD thou awt +>_> but :3 a ^.^ scuwvy fewwow.' +x3 FABIAN. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ and ^w^ vawiant. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Weads] >_> 'Wondew >_> nyot, nor >_< admiwe nyot uWu in >w< thy UwU mind, >w< why UwU I UwU do +caww uWu thee >_> so, fow UwU I xDD wiww x3 show uWu thee nyo reason >w< fow't.' +x3 FABIAN. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good UwU nyote; :3 that keeps xDD you from x3 the ^w^ bwow of x3 the law. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Weads] ;;w;; 'Thou UwU com'st to x3 the xDD Wady Owivia, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my ^.^ sight +^.^ she x3 uses uWu thee kindwy; >_> but xDD thou wiest uWu in >w< thy throat; :3 that >_> is nyot +x3 the ;;w;; mattew UwU I challenge uWu thee fow.' +x3 FABIAN. Very ^-^ bwief, ÚwÚ and to :33 exceeding ÚwÚ good xDD sense- :3 wess. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I xDD wiww wayway uWu thee x3 going ÚwÚ home; :3 whewe >_> if >w< it be +>w< thy chance to OwO kiww ^-^ me'- +x3 FABIAN. ^-^ Good. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; 'Thou ^-^ kiww'st ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; wogue ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO viwwain.' +x3 FABIAN. UwU Stiww xDD you >_< keep ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< windy x3 side of x3 the law. ;;w;; Good! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Weads] 'Fawe uWu thee well; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God uWu have xDD mewcy ;;w;; upon one of +UwU ouw :33 souws! >w< He OwO may uWu have xDD mewcy ;;w;; upon minye; >_> but x3 my UwU hope >_> is better, +ÚwÚ and UwU so wook to thysewf. x3 Thy fwiend, >_< as xDD thou OwO usest :3 him, ÚwÚ and >w< thy +sworn enyemy, +ANDWEW x3 AGUECHEEK.' + +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >_> wettew move ^.^ him >_> nyot, :33 his UwU wegs cannot. I'll >_> give't ^.^ him. +MARIA. >_> You OwO may uWu have xDD vewy ;;w;; fit ;;w;; occasion ÚwÚ fow't; ^.^ he >_> is nyow uWu in x3 some +>_< commewce with x3 my UwU wady, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by uWu depawt. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Go, Sir Andwew; ;;w;; scout ;;w;; me fow ^.^ him uWu at x3 the ^-^ cownyew of x3 the +>_> owchawd, ^.^ wike :3 a bum-baily; UwU so >w< soon >_< as OwO evew xDD thou seest :3 him, ^-^ dwaw; +ÚwÚ and >_< as xDD thou draw'st, >_< sweaw horrible; fow >w< it x3 comes to pass ;;w;; oft +:3 that :3 a tewwibwe ;;w;; oath, with :3 a :3 swaggewing xDD accent :3 shawpwy >_< twang'd +^w^ off, ;;w;; gives manhood ^.^ mowe :33 appwobation than OwO evew xDD pwoof itsewf ^.^ wouwd +uWu have xDD eawn'd ^.^ him. Away. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Nyay, wet ;;w;; me awonye fow >w< sweawing. uWu Exit +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Now xDD wiww nyot UwU I ÚwÚ dewivew :33 his wettew; fow x3 the >_> behaviouw of +x3 the xDD young ÚwÚ gentweman ;;w;; gives ^.^ him x3 out to be of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; capacity ÚwÚ and +^w^ bweeding; :33 his >w< empwoyment ^-^ between :33 his ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu nyiece confirms +nyo :3 wess. Therefore ÚwÚ this letter, ^.^ being UwU so ^.^ excewwentwy ignorant, +xDD wiww breed nyo tewwow uWu in x3 the ;;w;; youth: ^.^ he xDD wiww find >w< it x3 comes from :3 a +:3 cwodpowe. But, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew :33 his challenge ^.^ by ;;w;; wowd of +uWu mouth, uWu set ;;w;; upon Aguecheek OwO nyotabwe wepowt of uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and UwU dwive x3 the +>_> gentweman- >_< as ^.^ knyow :33 his :33 youth xDD wiww uWu aptwy receive OwO it- x3 into :3 a UwU most +^-^ hideous opinyion of :33 his rage, ^-^ skiww, ^w^ fuwy, ÚwÚ and xDD impetuosity. This +xDD wiww UwU so :33 fwight them both :3 that ;;w;; they xDD wiww OwO kiww one anyothew ^.^ by x3 the +look, ^.^ wike :33 cockatwices. + +^.^ We-entew OLIVIA. With VIOLA + +x3 FABIAN. :3 Hewe ^.^ he x3 comes with x3 youw >_> nyiece; UwU give them uWu way >w< tiww ^.^ he OwO take +weave, ÚwÚ and presently ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; meditate x3 the OwO whiwe ;;w;; upon x3 some >_> howwid ^-^ message fow :3 a +chawwenge. +Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, FABIAN, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA +OLIVIA. UwU I uWu have uWu said ^w^ too much >w< unto :3 a >_< heawt of OwO stonye, +xDD And laid >_< minye honour ^w^ too >_< unchawy out; +>_> Thewe's ^-^ something uWu in ;;w;; me :3 that UwU wepwuvs x3 my fauwt; +OwO But xDD such :3 a headstrong x3 potent ;;w;; fauwt >w< it >_> is +:33 That >w< it >_> but :3 mocks reproof. +>_> VIOWA. With x3 the same :33 haviouw :3 that x3 youw passion bears +x3 Goes on x3 my xDD mastew's gwiefs. +OLIVIA. Here, ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this jewel fow OwO me; UwU 'tis x3 my x3 pictuwe. +UwU Wefuse >w< it x3 nyot; >w< it hath nyo >_> tongue to ^-^ vex OwO you. +xDD And UwU I :33 beseech xDD you come again ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +>_> What UwU shaww xDD you ^w^ ask of ;;w;; me :3 that I'll deny, +:33 That honour >w< sav'd OwO may ;;w;; upon asking :3 give? +>_> VIOWA. Nyothing >_> but OwO this- x3 youw true wuv fow x3 my master. +OLIVIA. How with >_< minye honour OwO may UwU I UwU give ^.^ him :3 that +>_< Which UwU I uWu have UwU given to you? +>_> VIOWA. UwU I xDD wiww xDD acquit OwO you. +OLIVIA. xDD Weww, come again ÚwÚ to-mowwow. >w< Fawe uWu thee well; +^-^ A >_< fiend ^.^ wike uWu thee ^w^ might UwU beaw x3 my :3 souw to uWu heww. uWu Exit + +^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW xDD FABIAN + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Gentweman, ^w^ God :3 save thee. +>_> VIOWA. xDD And UwU you, sir. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 That x3 defence xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, betake uWu thee tot. Of >_> what ÚwÚ nyatuwe +x3 the >_< wwongs OwO awe xDD thou x3 hast donye :3 him, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but >w< thy +;;w;; intewceptew, full of ÚwÚ despite, bwoody >_< as x3 the huntew, ^.^ attends +uWu thee uWu at x3 the orchard OwO end. ;;w;; Dismount >w< thy ;;w;; tuck, be yare uWu in >w< thy +pwepawation, fow >w< thy assaiwant >_> is quick, skiwfuw, ÚwÚ and deadly. +>_> VIOWA. >_> You ;;w;; mistake, siw; UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe nyo x3 man hath xDD any ^-^ quawwew to OwO me; +x3 my wemembwance >_> is xDD vewy fwee ÚwÚ and ^-^ cweaw from xDD any x3 image of offence +donye to xDD any man. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. You'll find >w< it :33 othewwise, UwU I :33 assuwe uWu you; OwO thewefowe, >_> if xDD you +howd x3 youw >w< wife uWu at xDD any >_< pwice, betake xDD you to x3 youw guard; fow x3 youw +opposite hath uWu in ^.^ him >_> what youth, >_< stwength, ^-^ skiww, ÚwÚ and :33 wwath, ^.^ can +furnish x3 man uWu withaw. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, >_> what >_> is uWu he? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< He >_> is UwU knyight, xDD dubb'd with unhatch'd rapier ÚwÚ and on cawpet +ÚwÚ considewation; >_> but ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ^.^ deviw uWu in >_> pwivate brawl. Souls ÚwÚ and +>_< bodies hath ^.^ he divorc'd OwO thwee; ÚwÚ and :33 his incensement uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 moment +>_> is UwU so :3 impwacabwe :3 that >_< satisfaction ^.^ can be >_< nyonye >_> but ^.^ by x3 pangs of +:33 death ÚwÚ and xDD sepuwchwe. OwO Hob-nyob >_> is :33 his word- >_> give't ow x3 take't. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn again x3 into x3 the ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe x3 some ÚwÚ conduct +of x3 the >_> wady. UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^w^ fightew. UwU I uWu have heard of x3 some uWu kind of ;;w;; men +:3 that put quarrels purposely on ;;w;; othews to >_> taste uWu theiw :3 vawouw; +;;w;; bewike ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a x3 man of :3 that quirk. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU Siw, ^.^ nyo; :33 his >_< indignyation x3 dewives itsewf x3 out of :3 a xDD vewy +uWu competent UwU injuwy; OwO thewefowe, get xDD you on ÚwÚ and UwU give ^.^ him :33 his desiwe. +:3 Back xDD you UwU shaww nyot to x3 the house, ^w^ unwess xDD you undewtake :3 that with +;;w;; me which with >_< as much :33 safety xDD you ^w^ might answew him; >_< thewefowe ;;w;; on, +ow stwip x3 youw xDD swowd x3 stawk ^w^ nyaked; fow UwU meddwe xDD you ;;w;; must, ^w^ that's +cewtain, ow >w< fowsweaw to ^-^ weaw iwon about OwO you. +>_> VIOWA. This >_> is >_< as UwU unciviw >_< as x3 stwange. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this +^-^ couwteous ^.^ office >_< as to ^.^ knyow of x3 the knight >_> what x3 my offence to ^.^ him +^w^ is: >w< it >_> is ^-^ something of x3 my >_> nyegwigence, >_< nyothing of x3 my puwpose. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I Will UwU do :3 so. :33 Signyiow UwU Fabian, xDD stay xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman +>w< tiww x3 my wetuwn. uWu Exit ÚwÚ SIW TOBY +>_> VIOWA. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow of ÚwÚ this ^.^ mattew? +x3 FABIAN. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the knight >_> is :33 incens'd OwO against UwU you, even to :3 a >w< mowtaw +awbitwement; >_> but >_< nyothing of x3 the circumstance more. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, >_> what ^w^ mannyew of x3 man >_> is uWu he? +x3 FABIAN. Nyothing of :3 that ;;w;; wondewfuw ;;w;; pwomise, to ^w^ wead ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his ÚwÚ fowm, +>_< as xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to find ^.^ him uWu in x3 the xDD pwoof of :33 his ;;w;; vawouw. >w< He >_> is +:33 indeed, ^w^ siw, x3 the UwU most skiwfuw, x3 bwoody, ÚwÚ and uWu fataw opposite :3 that +xDD you couwd xDD possibwy uWu have >_> found uWu in xDD any ÚwÚ pawt of ^w^ Iwwywia. Will xDD you +UwU wawk uWu towawds him? UwU I xDD wiww >_< make x3 youw uWu peace with ^.^ him >_> if UwU I ;;w;; can. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I UwU shaww be much bound to xDD you xDD fow't. UwU I ^w^ am one :3 that ^.^ wouwd +rather OwO go with ^w^ siw priest than ^w^ siw knyight. UwU I :3 cawe nyot who xDD knyows +UwU so much of x3 my mettle. Exeunt + +^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY With ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, ^w^ man, uWu he's :3 a xDD vewy >_< deviw; UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen xDD such :3 a +fiwago. UwU I xDD had :3 a pass with :3 him, wapiew, x3 scabbawd, ÚwÚ and all, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he +;;w;; gives ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ stuck uWu in with xDD such :3 a >w< mowtaw >_> motion :3 that >w< it >_> is +:33 inyevitabwe; ÚwÚ and on x3 the ÚwÚ answew, ^.^ he >w< pays xDD you >_< as x3 suwewy >_< as x3 youw ;;w;; feet +;;w;; hit x3 the x3 gwound ;;w;; they :33 step :3 on. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he >_> has :33 been UwU fencew to x3 the +^w^ Sophy. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Pox on't, I'll nyot UwU meddwe with ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Ay, >_> but ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot nyow be ^w^ pacified; :3 Fabian ^.^ can scawce +howd ^.^ him ^.^ yondew. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Pwague ^-^ on't; >w< an UwU I xDD thought ^.^ he xDD had :33 been valiant, ÚwÚ and UwU so +x3 cunnying uWu in fence, ;;w;; I'd uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him damn'd ere ;;w;; I'd uWu have +challeng'd ^.^ him. Let ^.^ him wet x3 the ;;w;; mattew xDD swip, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU give ^.^ him +x3 my horse, ^w^ gwey Capilet. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I'll >_< make x3 the ;;w;; motion. ;;w;; Stand UwU hewe, >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 show ^-^ on't; +ÚwÚ this UwU shaww >w< end ^-^ without x3 the ;;w;; pewdition of souws. :3 [Aside] OwO Mawwy, +I'll uWu wide x3 youw UwU howse >_< as weww >_< as UwU I uWu wide OwO you. + +^.^ We-entew xDD FABIAN ÚwÚ and VIOLA + +:33 [To ÚwÚ FABIAN] UwU I uWu have :33 his UwU howse to OwO take x3 up x3 the xDD quawwew; UwU I uWu have +>w< pewsuaded ^.^ him x3 the :3 youth's :3 a deviw. +x3 FABIAN. :33 [To ÚwÚ SIW OwO TOBY] >w< He >_> is >_< as >w< howwibwy >w< conceited of him; ÚwÚ and ^w^ pants +ÚwÚ and :33 wooks pawe, >_< as >_> if :3 a UwU beaw :3 wewe uWu at :33 his xDD heews. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 [To >w< VIOWA] >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ wemedy, :33 siw: ^.^ he xDD wiww >w< fight with xDD you +for's ^-^ oath sake. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ he hath xDD bettew uWu bethought ^.^ him of :33 his +quarrel, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ finds :3 that nyow scawce to be ^.^ wowth :33 tawking uWu of. +Therefore dwaw fow x3 the supportance of :33 his :33 vow; ^.^ he uWu pwotests ^.^ he +xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ huwt OwO you. +>_> VIOWA. :3 [Aside] >_> Pway ^w^ God ;;w;; defend me! ^-^ A xDD wittwe ^.^ thing ^.^ wouwd >_< make ;;w;; me +tell them >w< how much UwU I ^.^ wack of :3 a man. +x3 FABIAN. Give x3 gwound >_> if xDD you >_> see ^.^ him furious. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Come, Sir Andrew, there's nyo ÚwÚ wemedy; x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman :33 wiww, +fow :33 his x3 honyouw's ^w^ sake, uWu have one uWu bout with uWu you; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ by x3 the +^.^ duewwo avoid uWu it; >_> but ^.^ he >_> has pwomis'd uWu me, >_< as ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ÚwÚ and +:3 a sowdiew, ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ huwt OwO you. :3 Come xDD on; to't. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ he >_< keep :33 his ^.^ oath! ^w^ [They draw] + +Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO + +>_> VIOWA. UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe xDD you UwU 'tis OwO against x3 my :33 wiww. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_> Put x3 up x3 youw ^-^ swowd. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this xDD young ÚwÚ gentweman +:3 Have donye ^-^ offence, UwU I OwO take x3 the ;;w;; fauwt on ;;w;; me: +;;w;; If xDD you ^-^ offend :3 him, UwU I fow ^.^ him ^.^ defy OwO you. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< You, sir! Why, >_> what OwO awe you? +>_> ANTONyIO. One, ^w^ siw, :3 that fow :33 his wuv x3 dawes yet UwU do ^.^ mowe +Than xDD you uWu have heard ^.^ him bwag to xDD you ^.^ he :33 wiww. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Nyay, >_> if xDD you be >w< an undertaker, UwU I ^w^ am fow OwO you. +^w^ [They draw] + +Entew OFFICEWS + +x3 FABIAN. x3 O ÚwÚ good Sir Toby, ;;w;; howd! :3 Hewe come x3 the ^-^ officews. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 [To UwU ANTONyIO] I'll be with xDD you x3 anyon. +>_> VIOWA. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, put x3 youw xDD swowd up, >_> if xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO Mawwy, xDD wiww I, siw; ÚwÚ and fow :3 that UwU I pwomis'd UwU you, I'll be +>_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as x3 my OwO wowd. >w< He xDD wiww UwU beaw xDD you easily ÚwÚ and weins well. +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. This >_> is x3 the xDD man; UwU do >w< thy ^w^ office. +^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. Antonio, UwU I ;;w;; awwest uWu thee uWu at x3 the >_> suit +Of xDD Count :3 Owsinyo. +>_> ANTONyIO. >_> You UwU do ÚwÚ mistake uWu me, sir. +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, nyo xDD jot; UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw ^.^ favouw weww, +;;w;; Though nyow xDD you uWu have nyo UwU sea-cap on x3 youw >_> head. +^.^ Take ^.^ him :3 away; ^.^ he xDD knyows UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I :3 Must OwO obey. :33 [To >w< VIOWA] This x3 comes with UwU seeking uWu you; +OwO But there's nyo ÚwÚ wemedy; UwU I UwU shaww answew :3 it. +>_> What xDD wiww xDD you UwU do, nyow x3 my ;;w;; nyecessity +:3 Makes ;;w;; me to ^w^ ask xDD you fow x3 my :33 puwse? ^.^ It grieves ;;w;; me +Much ^.^ mowe fow >_> what UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do fow xDD you +Than >_> what >_> befawws :3 mysewf. >_> You stand ^-^ amaz'd; +OwO But be of UwU comfowt. +^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, xDD away. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ must entweat of xDD you x3 some of :3 that money. +>_> VIOWA. >_> What monyey, UwU siw? +For x3 the >w< faiw OwO kindnyess xDD you uWu have ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me UwU hewe, +xDD And ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ being :3 pwompted ^.^ by x3 youw xDD pwesent twoubwe, +UwU Out of x3 my lean ÚwÚ and wow ability +I'll xDD wend xDD you OwO something. OwO My xDD having >_> is nyot >_> much; +I'll >_< make OwO division of x3 my xDD pwesent with uWu you; +UwU Howd, there's half x3 my >_> coffew. +>_> ANTONyIO. Will xDD you UwU deny ;;w;; me ^.^ nyow? +^-^ Is't OwO possibwe :3 that x3 my deserts to xDD you +UwU Can ^.^ wack pewsuasion? Do nyot tempt x3 my ^-^ misewy, +Lest :3 that >w< it >_< make ;;w;; me UwU so unsound :3 a x3 man +;;w;; As to x3 upbwaid xDD you with UwU those ^-^ kindnyesses +:33 That UwU I uWu have donye fow OwO you. +>_> VIOWA. UwU I ^.^ knyow of nyonye, +x3 Nyow ^.^ knyow UwU I xDD you ^.^ by uWu voice ow xDD any >_> featuwe. +UwU I ^-^ hate ingratitude ^.^ mowe uWu in :3 a x3 man +Than wying, vainness, x3 babbwing dwunkennyess, +:33 Ow xDD any ^w^ taint of :33 vice x3 whose >w< stwong ^.^ cowwuption +^-^ Inhabits UwU ouw frail blood. +>_> ANTONyIO. x3 O heavens :3 themsewves! +^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, UwU I pray xDD you ÚwÚ go. +>_> ANTONyIO. Let ;;w;; me speak :3 a ^.^ wittwe. This :33 youth :3 that xDD you >_> see OwO hewe +UwU I ^-^ snyatch'd one half x3 out of x3 the ^w^ jaws of UwU death, +Reliev'd ^.^ him with xDD such xDD sanctity of xDD wuv, +xDD And to :33 his ÚwÚ image, which >_> methought uWu did promise +:3 Most venerable ^.^ wowth, uWu did UwU I OwO devotion. +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. x3 What's :3 that to us? uWu The time xDD goes ;;w;; by; xDD away. +>_> ANTONyIO. But, >_< O, >w< how ^-^ viwe >w< an idol ;;w;; pwuvs ÚwÚ this >_< god! +^.^ Thou ÚwÚ hast, UwU Sebastian, donye ÚwÚ good :33 featuwe ;;w;; shame. +^w^ In ÚwÚ nyatuwe there's nyo x3 bwemish >_> but x3 the xDD mind: +^-^ Nyonye ^.^ can be ^w^ caww'd :3 defowm'd >_> but x3 the unkind. +x3 Viwtue >_> is ^w^ beauty; >_> but x3 the beauteous eviw +^w^ Awe :33 empty trunks, o'ewfwouwish'd ^.^ by x3 the deviw. +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. uWu The x3 man gwows >_> mad. UwU Away with ^.^ him. +^.^ Come, come, sir. +>_> ANTONyIO. xDD Wead ;;w;; me :3 on. uWu Exit with OFFICEWS +>_> VIOWA. Methinks :33 his wowds UwU do from xDD such passion fwy +:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ bewieves :33 himsewf; UwU so UwU do nyot ^.^ I. +^-^ Pwuv ^-^ twue, >_< imaginyation, >_< O, ^-^ pwuv ^-^ twue, +:33 That I, uWu deaw brother, be nyow >_> ta'en fow you! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Come hithew, ;;w;; knyight; come hithew, uWu Fabian; we'll whisper +^-^ o'ew :3 a couplet ow >w< two of UwU most sage saws. +>_> VIOWA. >w< He nyam'd >w< Sebastian. UwU I x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ knyow +ÚwÚ Yet UwU wiving uWu in x3 my gwass; even xDD such ÚwÚ and UwU so +^w^ In ^.^ favouw UwU was x3 my bwothew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO went +UwU Stiww uWu in ÚwÚ this fashion, :33 cowouw, ownyament, +For ^.^ him UwU I uWu imitate. >_< O, >_> if >w< it prove, +>_> Tempests OwO awe ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sawt ;;w;; waves >w< fwesh uWu in love! uWu Exit +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ A xDD vewy ;;w;; dishonyest paltry ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe :3 a x3 cowawd than :3 a +;;w;; hawe. ÚwÚ His >_> dishonyesty >_> appeaws uWu in xDD weaving :33 his :33 fwiend OwO hewe uWu in +;;w;; nyecessity ÚwÚ and :33 denying him; ÚwÚ and fow :33 his cowardship, ^w^ ask ÚwÚ Fabian. +x3 FABIAN. ^-^ A xDD cowawd, :3 a UwU most devout xDD cowawd, religious uWu in :3 it. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD 'Swid, I'll ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him again ÚwÚ and xDD beat ^.^ him. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Do; :33 cuff ^.^ him OwO soundwy, >_> but >_< nyevew dwaw >w< thy ^-^ swowd. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD And UwU I UwU do nyot- uWu Exit +x3 FABIAN. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's >_> see x3 the UwU event. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I dawe uWu way xDD any monyey 'twill be >_< nyothing >_> yet. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^.^ Befowe OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew x3 SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and CWOWN + +uWu CWOWN. Will xDD you >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ bewieve :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot sent fow you? +:33 SEBASTIAN. Go ^.^ to, OwO go ^.^ to, xDD thou awt :3 a >_< foowish fellow; wet ;;w;; me be ^-^ cweaw +of thee. +uWu CWOWN. Weww hewd ^.^ out, :33 i' >_< faith! :3 Nyo, UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow uWu you; nor UwU I ^w^ am nyot +sent to xDD you ^.^ by x3 my UwU wady, to bid xDD you come speak with >w< hew; nor x3 youw +xDD nyame >_> is nyot >_< Mastew ^w^ Cesawio; nor ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot x3 my x3 nyose >_> nyeithew. +Nyothing :3 that >_> is UwU so >_> is :3 so. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I :33 pwithee uWu vent >w< thy >w< fowwy somewhewe ewse. +^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st nyot x3 me. +uWu CWOWN. :33 Vent x3 my xDD fowwy! >w< He >_> has heard :3 that ;;w;; wowd of x3 some great ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and +nyow UwU appwies >w< it to :3 a xDD foow. :33 Vent x3 my xDD fowwy! UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid ÚwÚ this great +^w^ wubbew, x3 the ^w^ wowwd, xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 a cockney. UwU I :33 pwithee now, ungiwd +>w< thy ^w^ stwangenyess, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I UwU shaww uWu vent to x3 my >_> wady. Shall +UwU I uWu vent to her :3 that xDD thou awt :33 coming? +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, >_< foowish Greek, ÚwÚ depawt from OwO me; +>_> Thewe's monyey fow ÚwÚ thee; >_> if xDD you ^.^ tawwy longer +UwU I UwU shaww UwU give xDD wowse uWu payment. +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ By x3 my troth, xDD thou x3 hast >w< an open >w< hand. ;;w;; These uWu wise ;;w;; men :3 that +UwU give foows monyey get x3 themsewves :3 a ÚwÚ good wepowt ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ fouwteen +>_> yeaws' >_> puwchase. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDREW, ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN + +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, uWu have UwU I >w< met xDD you ^w^ again? +>_< [Stwiking SEBASTIAN] >_> Thewe's fow OwO you. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Why, there's fow ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and thewe, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe. +^w^ Awe aww x3 the OwO peopwe uWu mad? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU Howd, ^w^ siw, ow I'll ^-^ thwow x3 youw ÚwÚ daggew ^-^ o'ew x3 the ÚwÚ house. +[Holding SEBASTIAN] +uWu CWOWN. This xDD wiww UwU I tell x3 my uWu wady stwaight. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be uWu in x3 some of +x3 youw coats fow two-pence. uWu Exit +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Come ;;w;; on, siw; hold. +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Nyay, wet ^.^ him >_< awonye. I'll OwO go anyothew uWu way to ^.^ wowk with +him; I'll uWu have >w< an uWu action of ^-^ battewy OwO against :3 him, >_> if there be xDD any +law uWu in ^-^ Iwwywia; ^w^ though UwU I >w< stwuck ^.^ him ÚwÚ fiwst, yet x3 it's nyo ;;w;; mattew fow +x3 that. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Let OwO go >w< thy >w< hand. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww nyot wet xDD you ÚwÚ go. ^.^ Come, x3 my xDD young sowdiew, +put x3 up x3 youw iwon; xDD you OwO awe weww ^w^ fwesh'd. :3 Come :3 on. +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I xDD wiww be fwee from thee. >_> What wouldst xDD thou ^.^ nyow? +;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ daw'st tempt ;;w;; me further, dwaw >w< thy ^-^ swowd. [Draws] +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What, UwU what? Nyay, xDD then UwU I ^w^ must uWu have >w< an ^.^ ounce ow >w< two of ÚwÚ this +malapert :3 bwood from OwO you. [Draws] + +Entew OLIVIA + +OLIVIA. UwU Howd, Toby; on >w< thy :3 wife, UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee hold. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Madam! +OLIVIA. Will >w< it be OwO evew >_< thus? :33 Ungwacious :3 wwetch, +Fit fow x3 the ^-^ mountains ÚwÚ and x3 the barbarous caves, +Whewe ^w^ mannyews ^w^ nye'ew :3 wewe pweach'd! UwU Out of x3 my ;;w;; sight! +^w^ Be nyot ^.^ offended, uWu deaw Cesario- +uWu Wudesby, be ÚwÚ gonye! +Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW ANDREW, ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN +UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ gentwe fwiend, +Let >w< thy >w< faiw wisdom, nyot >w< thy ^-^ passion, xDD sway +^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU unciviw ÚwÚ and :33 unjust ^-^ extent +^w^ Against >w< thy peace. Go with ;;w;; me to x3 my house, +xDD And hear xDD thou there >w< how UwU many ;;w;; fwuitwess ^-^ pwanks +This ruffian hath ^w^ botch'd up, :3 that xDD thou theweby +xDD Mayst ;;w;; smiwe uWu at UwU this. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot choose >_> but go; +Do nyot deny. Beshrew :33 his :3 souw fow me! +>w< He ÚwÚ stawted one poor >_< heawt of >_< minye uWu in thee. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> What wewish >_> is uWu in :3 this? How wuns x3 the stweam? +:33 Ow UwU I ^w^ am mad, ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a UwU dweam. +Let ^w^ fancy still x3 my sense uWu in ^w^ Wethe x3 steep; +;;w;; If >w< it be OwO thus to x3 dweam, still wet ;;w;; me UwU sweep! +OLIVIA. Nyay, come, UwU I UwU pwithee. Wouwd ÚwÚ thou'dst be wuw'd ^.^ by me! +:33 SEBASTIAN. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww. +OLIVIA. >_< O, >_> say >_> so, ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO be! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew >w< MAWIA ÚwÚ and CWOWN + +MARIA. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, put on ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gown ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this beawd; >_< make ^.^ him +^-^ bewieve xDD thou awt Sir >_< Topas x3 the xDD cuwate; UwU do >w< it >w< quickwy. I'll caww +Sir Toby x3 the ^.^ whiwst. uWu Exit +uWu CWOWN. xDD Weww, I'll put >w< it ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww dissembwe mysewf in't; ÚwÚ and +UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that OwO evew dissembled uWu in xDD such :3 a xDD gown. UwU I +^w^ am nyot ;;w;; taww enough to :33 become x3 the ^.^ function weww nor lean enough to +be xDD thought :3 a ÚwÚ good student; >_> but to be uWu said >w< an xDD honyest x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a +ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ housekeepew xDD goes >_< as ^.^ faiwwy >_< as to >_> say :3 a careful x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a +great scholar. uWu The ^.^ competitows enter. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA + +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Juv ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ thee, >_< Mastew ^w^ Pawson. +uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; Bonyos dies, Sir Toby; fow >_< as x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 hewmit of Pwague, :3 that +>_< nyevew saw OwO pen ÚwÚ and uWu ink, xDD vewy ^.^ wittiwy uWu said to uWu nyiece of ^w^ King +Gowboduc 'That :3 that >_> is :33 is'; UwU so I, ^.^ being >_< Mastew >_> Pawson, ^w^ am >_< Mastew +*cries* Pawson; fow >_> what >_> is :33 'that' >_> but :3 that, ÚwÚ and >_> 'is' >_> but :33 is? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; To :3 him, Sir Topas. +uWu CWOWN. >_> What :3 ho, UwU I ;;w;; say! :3 Peace uWu in ÚwÚ this prison! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu The x3 knyave UwU countewfeits well; :3 a ÚwÚ good knave. +:33 MAWVOWIO. :33 [Within] Who ;;w;; cawws OwO thewe? +uWu CWOWN. Sir >_< Topas x3 the ^-^ cuwate, who x3 comes to x3 visit Mawvowio x3 the +>_> wunyatic. +:33 MAWVOWIO. Sir uWu Topas, Sir uWu Topas, ÚwÚ good Sir uWu Topas, OwO go to x3 my >_> wady. +uWu CWOWN. Out, :3 hypewbowicaw ^w^ fiend! How >_> vexest xDD thou ÚwÚ this ;;w;; man! +:3 Tawkest xDD thou >_< nyothing >_> but of ladies? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Weww said, >_< Mastew ^w^ Pawson. +:33 MAWVOWIO. Sir uWu Topas, >_< nyevew UwU was x3 man OwO thus wronged. ^-^ Good Sir uWu Topas, UwU do +nyot think UwU I ^w^ am >w< mad; ;;w;; they uWu have laid ;;w;; me OwO hewe uWu in ^-^ hideous ÚwÚ dawknyess. +uWu CWOWN. OwO Fie, xDD thou ;;w;; dishonyest Satan! UwU I caww uWu thee ^.^ by x3 the UwU most :3 modest +^w^ tewms, fow UwU I ^w^ am one of UwU those ^-^ gentwe ^-^ onyes :3 that xDD wiww use x3 the ^.^ deviw +>_< himsewf with uWu couwtesy. :3 Say'st xDD thou :3 that ;;w;; house >_> is ^-^ dawk? +:33 MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; As >_> heww, Sir Topas. +uWu CWOWN. Why, >w< it hath ^w^ bay ^w^ windows transparent >_< as barricadoes, ÚwÚ and x3 the +clerestories toward x3 the south ^.^ nyowth OwO awe >_< as >_< wustwous >_< as ebony; ÚwÚ and +yet >w< compwainyest xDD thou of :33 obstwuction? +:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU I ^w^ am nyot mad, Sir Topas. UwU I >_> say to xDD you ÚwÚ this ;;w;; house >_> is OwO dawk. +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ Madman, xDD thou errest. UwU I >_> say there >_> is nyo >w< dawknyess >_> but +ÚwÚ ignyowance; uWu in which xDD thou awt ^.^ mowe puzzwed than x3 the ÚwÚ Egyptians uWu in +uWu theiw fog. +:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU I >_> say ÚwÚ this ;;w;; house >_> is >_< as dark >_< as ignorance, ^w^ though +ÚwÚ ignyowance :3 wewe >_< as dark >_< as heww; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> say there UwU was >_< nyevew x3 man +OwO thus x3 abus'd. UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^.^ mowe ^-^ mad than xDD you >_< awe; >_< make x3 the uWu twiaw of >w< it +uWu in xDD any ^w^ constant x3 question. +uWu CWOWN. >_> What >_> is x3 the opinyion of >_< Pythagowas UwU concewnying >w< wiwd foww? +:33 MAWVOWIO. :33 That x3 the :3 souw of UwU ouw :3 gwandam ^w^ might haply ;;w;; inhabit :3 a xDD biwd. +uWu CWOWN. >_> What think'st xDD thou of :33 his ^.^ opinyion? +:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU I think ;;w;; nyobwy of x3 the x3 souw, ÚwÚ and nyo uWu way approve :33 his +opinyion. +uWu CWOWN. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. Remain xDD thou still uWu in ;;w;; dawknyess: xDD thou shalt +howd x3 th' opinyion of >_< Pythagowas ere UwU I xDD wiww UwU awwow of >w< thy >_> wits; ÚwÚ and +feaw to OwO kiww :3 a ^.^ woodcock, xDD west xDD thou ^w^ dispossess x3 the :3 souw of >w< thy +>_> gwandam. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. +:33 MAWVOWIO. Sir uWu Topas, Sir :33 Topas! +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO My UwU most exquisite Sir :33 Topas! +uWu CWOWN. Nyay, UwU I ^w^ am fow aww ^w^ watews. +MARIA. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ mightst uWu have donye ÚwÚ this ^-^ without >w< thy ^w^ beawd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gown: ^.^ he +sees uWu thee not. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; To ^.^ him uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own voice, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd >w< how xDD thou +find'st ^.^ him. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we :3 wewe weww x3 wid of ÚwÚ this :33 knyavewy. ;;w;; If ^.^ he OwO may +be conveniently UwU dewivew'd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he were; fow UwU I ^w^ am nyow UwU so uWu faw +uWu in offence with x3 my uWu nyiece :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot pursue with xDD any :33 safety +ÚwÚ this spowt to x3 the >_> upshot. :3 Come ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by to x3 my ^.^ chambew. +uWu Exit with >w< MAWIA +uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] ;;w;; Hey, Wobin, jowwy Wobin, +Teww ;;w;; me >w< how >w< thy uWu wady does. +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Foow! +uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] OwO My uWu wady >_> is >_> unkind, uWu pewdy. +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Foow! +uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] ÚwÚ Awas, >w< why >_> is ^.^ she so? +:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu Foow UwU I ;;w;; say! +uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] :33 She loves ;;w;; anyothew- Who calls, ^.^ ha? +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Good x3 foow, >_< as OwO evew xDD thou wiwt OwO desewve weww uWu at x3 my uWu hand, +OwO hewp ;;w;; me to :3 a ÚwÚ candwe, ÚwÚ and pen, uWu ink, ÚwÚ and OwO papew; >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a +gentweman, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ wive to be >w< thankfuw to uWu thee xDD fow't. +uWu CWOWN. >_< Mastew >_> Mawvowio? +:33 MAWVOWIO. Ay, ÚwÚ good xDD foow. +uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, >w< how UwU feww xDD you ;;w;; besides x3 youw five wits? +:33 MAWVOWIO. Fool, there UwU was >_< nyevew x3 man UwU so notoriously ;;w;; abus'd; +UwU I ^w^ am >_< as weww uWu in x3 my UwU wits, x3 foow, >_< as xDD thou art. +uWu CWOWN. OwO But >_< as ^.^ weww? UwU Then xDD you OwO awe ^-^ mad :33 indeed, >_> if xDD you be nyo xDD bettew uWu in +x3 youw :33 wits than :3 a xDD foow. +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ They uWu have OwO hewe ÚwÚ pwopewtied OwO me; >_< keep ;;w;; me uWu in ^-^ dawknyess, >_> send +ministers to uWu me, ^.^ asses, ÚwÚ and UwU do aww ;;w;; they ^.^ can to OwO face ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 my +wits. +uWu CWOWN. Advise xDD you what. xDD you OwO say: x3 the xDD minyistew >_> is hewe. +[Speaking >_< as ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOPAS] Malvolio, >w< thy :33 wits x3 the heavens restore! +UwU Endeavouw >w< thysewf to sweep, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >w< thy :33 vain bibbwe-babbwe. +:33 MAWVOWIO. Sir :33 Topas! +uWu CWOWN. xDD Maintain nyo wowds with :3 him, ÚwÚ good UwU fewwow.- UwU Who, I, UwU siw? ÚwÚ Nyot +I, sir. ^w^ God UwU buy UwU you, ÚwÚ good Sir ^-^ Topas.- OwO Mawwy, :33 amen.- UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ siw, UwU I +:33 wiww. +:33 MAWVOWIO. Fool, x3 foow, x3 foow, UwU I ;;w;; say! +uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, be uWu patient. >_> What >_> say UwU you, UwU siw? UwU I ^w^ am shent fow +speaking to OwO you. +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Good x3 foow, OwO hewp ;;w;; me to x3 some >w< wight ÚwÚ and x3 some ^.^ papew. +UwU I tell uWu thee UwU I ^w^ am >_< as weww uWu in x3 my :33 wits >_< as xDD any x3 man uWu in ^w^ Iwwywia. +uWu CWOWN. Well-a-day :3 that xDD you uWu wewe, sir! +:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, UwU I am. ^-^ Good x3 foow, x3 some uWu ink, paper, ÚwÚ and +>_> wight; ÚwÚ and :33 convey >_> what UwU I xDD wiww uWu set down to x3 my >_> wady. ^.^ It UwU shaww +^w^ advantage uWu thee ^.^ mowe than OwO evew x3 the :33 beawing of >_> wettew ^.^ did. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp xDD you to't. OwO But tell ;;w;; me ^-^ twue, OwO awe xDD you nyot ^-^ mad +:33 indeed, ow UwU do xDD you >_> but counterfeit? +:33 MAWVOWIO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am x3 nyot; UwU I tell uWu thee true. +uWu CWOWN. Nyay, I'll ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ bewieve :3 a ÚwÚ madman >w< tiww UwU I >_> see :33 his ^w^ bwains. +UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch xDD you >w< wight ÚwÚ and paper ÚwÚ and ink. +:33 MAWVOWIO. Fool, I'll :3 wequite >w< it uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ highest degwee; UwU I xDD pwithe be +;;w;; gonye. +uWu CWOWN. [Singing] +UwU I ^w^ am >w< gonye, ^w^ siw, +xDD And ^-^ anyon, ^w^ siw, +I'll be with xDD you OwO again, +^w^ In :3 a twice, +Wike to x3 the ;;w;; owd Vice, +uWu Youw >_< nyeed to sustain; + +Who with ÚwÚ daggew of ;;w;; wath, +^w^ In :33 his xDD wage ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 wwath, +Cwies, xDD Ah, :33 ha! to x3 the deviw, +Wike :3 a ^-^ mad lad, +Pawe >w< thy nyaiws, x3 dad. +:3 Adieu, ^.^ goodman deviw. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +OWIVIA'S >_< gawden + +Entew x3 SEBASTIAN + +:33 SEBASTIAN. This >_> is x3 the air; :3 that >_> is x3 the glorious sun; +This uWu peaww ^.^ she uWu gave uWu me, UwU I UwU do feew't ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ see't; +xDD And ^w^ though UwU 'tis wonder :3 that xDD enwwaps ;;w;; me thus, +ÚwÚ Yet UwU 'tis nyot >w< madnyess. :3 Whewe's Antonio, ^w^ then? +UwU I couwd nyot find ^.^ him uWu at x3 the >_< Ewephant; +ÚwÚ Yet there ^.^ he OwO was; ÚwÚ and there UwU I >_> found ÚwÚ this ^.^ cwedit, +:33 That ^.^ he uWu did ^-^ wange x3 the :33 town to >_> seek ;;w;; me OwO out. +ÚwÚ His counsel nyow ^w^ might UwU do ;;w;; me golden ^w^ sewvice; +For ^w^ though x3 my :3 souw ^w^ disputes weww with x3 my sense +:33 That ÚwÚ this OwO may be x3 some error, >_> but nyo xDD madnyess, +ÚwÚ Yet xDD doth ÚwÚ this :33 accident ÚwÚ and flood of :3 fowtunye +^w^ So uWu faw xDD exceed aww uWu instance, aww discouwse, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ready to distrust >_< minye eyes +xDD And wrangle with x3 my weason, :3 that pewsuades ;;w;; me +;;w;; To xDD any othew :33 twust >_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am mad, +:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 the >_> wady's >w< mad; yet >_> if >w< 'twewe >_> so, +:33 She couwd nyot xDD sway her house, ÚwÚ command her ÚwÚ fowwowews, +^.^ Take ÚwÚ and UwU give back affairs ÚwÚ and uWu theiw dispatch +With xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ smooth, x3 discweet, ÚwÚ and stable beawing, +;;w;; As UwU I >_> pewceive ^.^ she does. >_> Thewe's ^-^ something OwO in't +:33 That >_> is deceivable. OwO But OwO hewe x3 the uWu wady ^w^ comes. + +Entew OLIVIA ÚwÚ and PRIEST + +OLIVIA. >w< Bwame nyot ÚwÚ this ^.^ haste of ^w^ minye. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> mean weww, +Now OwO go with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ this >w< howy x3 man +^.^ Into x3 the ^.^ chantwy ;;w;; by; thewe, >w< befowe ^.^ him +xDD And undewnyeath :3 that OwO consecwated :33 woof, +OwO Pwight ;;w;; me x3 the xDD fun assurance of x3 youw ^w^ faith, +:33 That x3 my UwU most jealous ÚwÚ and ^w^ too ^.^ doubtfuw :3 souw +^-^ May ^w^ wive uWu at peace. >w< He UwU shaww :33 conceaw >w< it +Whiwes xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wiwwing >w< it UwU shaww come to :3 nyote, +>_> What time ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU ouw cewebwation >_< keep +x3 Accowding to x3 my xDD biwth. >_> What UwU do xDD you ^.^ say? +:33 SEBASTIAN. I'll ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and OwO go with uWu you; +^.^ And, xDD having sworn truth, OwO evew xDD wiww be true. +OLIVIA. UwU Then lead x3 the :3 way, ÚwÚ good father; ÚwÚ and heavens UwU so shine +:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may ^.^ faiwwy ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act of mine! Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +^.^ Befowe ;;w;; OWIVIA's ;;w;; house + +Entew CWOWN ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN + +x3 FABIAN. >_> Nyow, >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st uWu me, wet ;;w;; me >_> see :33 his >_> wettew. +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew UwU Fabian, gwant ;;w;; me anyothew xDD wequest. +x3 FABIAN. Anything. +uWu CWOWN. Do nyot ^.^ desiwe to >_> see ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. +x3 FABIAN. This >_> is to UwU give :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and uWu in recompense ^.^ desiwe x3 my dog +;;w;; again. + +Entew ^w^ DUKE, VIOWA, CUWIO, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS + +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Bewong xDD you to x3 the xDD Wady Owivia, friends? +uWu CWOWN. Ay, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we OwO awe x3 some of her trappings. +x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee well. How dost UwU thou, x3 my ÚwÚ good fewwow? +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, x3 the xDD bettew fow x3 my ^-^ foes ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD wowse fow x3 my +fwiends. +x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Just x3 the ^-^ contwawy: x3 the xDD bettew fow >w< thy fwiends. +uWu CWOWN. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, x3 the x3 wowse. +x3 DUKE. How ^.^ can :3 that :3 be? +uWu CWOWN. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they praise ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_< make >w< an >w< ass of x3 me. Now x3 my +^-^ foes tell ;;w;; me x3 pwainwy UwU I ^w^ am >w< an x3 ass; UwU so :3 that ^.^ by x3 my ;;w;; foes, ^w^ siw, UwU I +pwofit uWu in x3 the >_< knyowwedge of myself, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ fwiends UwU I ^w^ am UwU abused; +UwU so :3 that, conclusions to be >_< as OwO kisses, >_> if x3 youw fouw nyegatives >_< make +x3 youw >w< two ^w^ affiwmatives, >w< why >w< then, x3 the xDD wowse fow x3 my OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and +x3 the xDD bettew fow x3 my foes. +x3 DUKE. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is excellent. +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ^w^ siw, ^.^ nyo; ^w^ though >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to be one of x3 my +fwiends. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot be x3 the xDD wowse fow x3 me. >_> Thewe's ;;w;; gowd. +uWu CWOWN. OwO But :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd be double-dealing, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you couwd +>_< make >w< it anyothew. +x3 DUKE. >_< O, xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me :33 iww :3 counsew. +uWu CWOWN. >_> Put x3 youw xDD gwace uWu in x3 youw pocket, ^w^ siw, fow ÚwÚ this ^w^ once, ÚwÚ and wet +x3 youw >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood UwU obey :3 it. +x3 DUKE. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww be UwU so much :3 a UwU sinnyew to be :3 a ^.^ doubwe-deawew. +>_> Thewe's anyothew. +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Pwimo, uWu secundo, tertio, >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good play; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; owd :3 saying +>_> is 'The thiwd >w< pays fow :33 aww.' uWu The ÚwÚ twipwex, ^w^ siw, >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; twipping +>_< measuwe; ow x3 the UwU bewws of Saint ;;w;; Bennyet, ^w^ siw, OwO may put xDD you uWu in uWu mind- +one, >_> two, thwee. +x3 DUKE. >_> You ^.^ can >w< foow nyo ^.^ mowe monyey x3 out of ;;w;; me uWu at ÚwÚ this >_> thwow; >_> if xDD you +xDD wiww wet x3 youw uWu wady ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe to speak with hew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing +her :3 awong with UwU you, >w< it OwO may awake x3 my >_> bounty fuwthew. +uWu CWOWN. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, :3 wuwwaby to x3 youw >_> bounty >w< tiww UwU I come ;;w;; again. UwU I x3 go, +siw; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you to think :3 that x3 my ^.^ desiwe of xDD having +>_> is x3 the x3 sin of UwU cuvtousnyess. But, >_< as xDD you say, ^w^ siw, wet x3 youw >_> bounty +OwO take :3 a ^.^ nyap; UwU I xDD wiww awake >w< it x3 anyon. uWu Exit + +Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS + +>_> VIOWA. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ^w^ man, ^w^ siw, :3 that uWu did OwO wescue x3 me. +x3 DUKE. :33 That OwO face of :33 his UwU I UwU do remember well; +ÚwÚ Yet when UwU I saw >w< it >w< wast >w< it UwU was ;;w;; besmeaw'd +;;w;; As black >_< as ;;w;; Vuwcan uWu in x3 the >_< smoke of waw. +^-^ A ÚwÚ baubwing vessel UwU was ^.^ he UwU captain :33 of, +For shallow ^w^ dwaught ÚwÚ and >_< buwk ^.^ unpwizabwe, +With which xDD such scathfuw uWu gwappwe uWu did ^.^ he >_< make +With x3 the UwU most x3 nyobwe :3 bottom of UwU ouw :33 fweet +:33 That xDD vewy :3 envy ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> tongue of wos +^.^ Cwied fame ÚwÚ and honour on ^.^ him. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. Orsino, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 that Antonio +:33 That >_> took x3 the Phoenix ÚwÚ and her ;;w;; fwaught from :3 Candy; +xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he :3 that uWu did x3 the :3 Tigew ÚwÚ boawd +x3 When x3 youw xDD young nephew Titus wost :33 his ^-^ weg. +:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, despewate of ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and state, +^w^ In >_> pwivate brabble uWu did ^.^ we >_< appwehend ^.^ him. +>_> VIOWA. >w< He uWu did ;;w;; me kindnyess, siw; >w< dwew on x3 my x3 side; +OwO But uWu in OwO concwusion put ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ speech ;;w;; upon x3 me. +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what uWu 'twas >_> but :3 distwaction. +x3 DUKE. Nyotabwe ^.^ piwate, xDD thou ^-^ sawt-watew ;;w;; thief! +>_> What >_< foowish boldness ^.^ bwought uWu thee to uWu theiw mercies +;;w;; Whom UwU thou, uWu in terms UwU so bwoody ÚwÚ and UwU so deaw, +Hast UwU made ^.^ thinye enyemies? +>_> ANTONyIO. Orsino, x3 nyobwe ^w^ siw, +^w^ Be pleas'd :3 that UwU I ;;w;; shake x3 off these nyames xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me: +Antonio >_< nyevew yet UwU was UwU thief ow ^.^ piwate, +;;w;; Though UwU I >_> confess, on UwU base ÚwÚ and x3 gwound UwU enyough, +:33 Owsinyo's enemy. ^-^ A uWu witchcwaft >w< dwew ;;w;; me >_< hithew: +:33 That UwU most UwU ingwatefuw ;;w;; boy there ^.^ by x3 youw x3 side +Fwom x3 the wude x3 sea's ^-^ enwag'd ÚwÚ and OwO foamy xDD mouth +Did UwU I ÚwÚ wedeem; :3 a wreck x3 past UwU hope ^.^ he uWu was. +ÚwÚ His >w< wife UwU I uWu gave :3 him, ÚwÚ and uWu did thereto >_< ad +OwO My wuv ^-^ without wetention ow ;;w;; westwaint, +All :33 his uWu in :3 dedication; fow :33 his ^w^ sake, +Did UwU I expose myself, puwe fow :33 his xDD wuv, +^.^ Into x3 the danger of ÚwÚ this advewse xDD town; +^.^ Dwew to ;;w;; defend ^.^ him when ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ beset; +Whewe ^.^ being apprehended, :33 his UwU fawse ^w^ cunnying, +ÚwÚ Nyot meaning to partake with ;;w;; me uWu in uWu dangew, +>_< Taught ^.^ him to OwO face ;;w;; me x3 out of :33 his ÚwÚ acquaintance, +xDD And ^-^ gwew :3 a ÚwÚ twenty years removed ^.^ thing +While one ^.^ wouwd wink; >w< denyied ;;w;; me >_< minye UwU own puwse, +>_< Which UwU I xDD had recommended to :33 his use +ÚwÚ Nyot half >w< an >_> houw befowe. +>_> VIOWA. How ^.^ can ÚwÚ this :3 be? +x3 DUKE. x3 When ^-^ came ^.^ he to ÚwÚ this >_< town? +>_> ANTONyIO. uWu To-day, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and fow >w< thwee ^w^ months x3 befowe, +No int'wim, nyot :3 a minyute's ^-^ vacancy, +UwU Both day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight uWu did ^.^ we >_< keep UwU company. + +Entew OLIVIA ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +x3 DUKE. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ;;w;; Countess; nyow heaven >w< wawks on ;;w;; eawth. +OwO But fow ÚwÚ thee, UwU fewwow- fewwow, >w< thy wowds OwO awe >w< madnyess. +Thwee ^w^ months ÚwÚ this :33 youth hath tended ;;w;; upon me- +OwO But ^.^ mowe of :3 that x3 anyon. ^.^ Take ^.^ him xDD aside. +OLIVIA. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but :3 that ^.^ he OwO may nyot have, +^-^ Whewein >_> Owivia OwO may xDD seem >_> sewviceabwe? +;;w;; Cesawio, xDD you UwU do nyot >_< keep promise with x3 me. +>_> VIOWA. ;;w;; Madam? +x3 DUKE. Gracious Olivia- +OLIVIA. >_> What UwU do xDD you say, ÚwÚ Cesawio? ^-^ Good x3 my wowd- +>_> VIOWA. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ^.^ wouwd speak; x3 my >_> duty >_> hushes x3 me. +OLIVIA. ;;w;; If >w< it be ^.^ aught to x3 the ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ tunye, x3 my uWu wowd, +^.^ It >_> is >_< as :33 fat ÚwÚ and fulsome to >_< minye ear +;;w;; As xDD howwing ÚwÚ aftew >_> music. +x3 DUKE. UwU Stiww UwU so cruel? +OLIVIA. UwU Stiww UwU so constant, OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. What, to perverseness? >_> You UwU unciviw UwU wady, +;;w;; To x3 whose xDD ingwate ÚwÚ and unyauspicious UwU awtaws +OwO My :3 souw x3 the >_> faithfuww'st off'rings hath >w< bweath'd x3 out +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew xDD devotion tender'd! >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? +OLIVIA. Even >_> what >w< it uWu pwease x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that UwU shaww :33 become ^.^ him. +x3 DUKE. Why >_> shouwd UwU I >_> nyot, xDD had UwU I x3 the >_< heawt to UwU do :33 it, +Wike to x3 the >_< Egyptian UwU thief uWu at :33 point of UwU death, +ÚwÚ Kiww >_> what UwU I ÚwÚ wuv?- :3 a x3 savage ^.^ jeawousy +:33 That ÚwÚ sometime UwU savouws nyobwy. OwO But hear ;;w;; me :33 this: +Since xDD you to nyon-wegawdance ;;w;; cast x3 my ^w^ faith, +xDD And :3 that UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ knyow x3 the UwU instwument +:33 That UwU scwews ;;w;; me from x3 my true :33 pwace uWu in x3 youw favour, +Wive xDD you x3 the marble-breasted tyrant stiww; +OwO But ÚwÚ this x3 youw ÚwÚ minyion, ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you xDD wuv, +xDD And :33 whom, ^.^ by heaven UwU I x3 sweaw, UwU I xDD tendew ^-^ deawwy, +xDD Him xDD wiww UwU I teaw x3 out of :3 that UwU cwuew ^w^ eye +Whewe ^.^ he >_> sits ^.^ cwownyed uWu in :33 his xDD mastew's spite. +^.^ Come, ^-^ boy, with OwO me; x3 my >_< thoughts OwO awe ripe uWu in mischief: +I'll sacrifice x3 the :3 wamb :3 that UwU I UwU do wuv +;;w;; To x3 spite :3 a raven's >_< heawt within :3 a duv. +>_> VIOWA. xDD And I, UwU most xDD jocund, :3 apt, ÚwÚ and :3 wiwwingwy, +;;w;; To UwU do xDD you ^-^ west, :3 a thousand >w< deaths ^.^ wouwd die. +OLIVIA. Whewe xDD goes ÚwÚ Cesawio? +>_> VIOWA. >w< Aftew ^.^ him UwU I wuv +uWu Mowe than UwU I wuv these ^w^ eyes, ^.^ mowe than x3 my :3 wife, +:33 Mowe, ^.^ by aww UwU mowes, than ;;w;; e'ew UwU I UwU shaww wuv x3 wife. +;;w;; If UwU I UwU do ^w^ feign, xDD you :3 witnyesses :33 abuv +>_> Punyish x3 my >w< wife fow ;;w;; tainting of x3 my love! +OLIVIA. uWu Ay uWu me, detested! How ^w^ am UwU I beguiw'd! +>_> VIOWA. Who does beguile you? Who does UwU do xDD you ÚwÚ wwong? +OLIVIA. Hast xDD thou fowgot thyself? Is >w< it UwU so long? +;;w;; Caww fowth x3 the >w< howy :33 fathew. uWu Exit >w< an uWu ATTENDANT +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Come, away! +OLIVIA. Whithew, x3 my xDD wowd? ;;w;; Cesawio, ^.^ husband, >_< stay. +x3 DUKE. >w< Husband? +OLIVIA. Ay, xDD husband; ^.^ can ^.^ he :3 that deny? +x3 DUKE. :3 Hew ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ siwwah? +>_> VIOWA. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, nyot ^.^ I. +OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< it >_> is x3 the baseness of >w< thy feaw +:33 That x3 makes uWu thee strangle >w< thy >w< pwopwiety. +Fear >_> nyot, ;;w;; Cesawio, OwO take >w< thy fowtunyes xDD up; +^w^ Be :3 that xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou awt, ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD thou awt +;;w;; As great >_< as :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ feaw'st. + +Entew PRIEST + +>_< O, ;;w;; wewcome, ;;w;; fathew! +:3 Fathew, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ by >w< thy xDD wevewence, +:3 Hewe to unfowd- ^w^ though :3 watewy ^.^ we :3 intended +;;w;; To >_< keep uWu in >w< dawknyess >_> what ;;w;; occasion nyow +ÚwÚ Weveaws >w< befowe UwU 'tis ^.^ wipe- >_> what xDD thou dost ^.^ knyow +>_< Hath x3 nyewwy :33 pass'd ^-^ between ÚwÚ this :33 youth ÚwÚ and x3 me. +>_> PWIEST. ^-^ A ÚwÚ contwact of xDD etewnyaw :3 bond of xDD wuv, +>_> Confiwm'd ^.^ by ^-^ mutuaw joinder of x3 youw ^.^ hands, +OwO Attested ^.^ by x3 the >w< howy ^-^ cwose of :3 wips, +Stwength'nyed ^.^ by intewchangement of x3 youw rings; +xDD And aww x3 the ceremony of ÚwÚ this compact +Seaw'd uWu in x3 my UwU function, ^.^ by x3 my uWu testimony; +Since xDD when, x3 my ;;w;; watch hath told uWu me, toward x3 my ^-^ gwave, +UwU I uWu have ^w^ twaveww'd >_> but >w< two hours. +x3 DUKE. x3 O xDD thou dissembling >_> cub! >_> What wiwt xDD thou be, +x3 When time hath uWu sow'd :3 a grizzle on >w< thy x3 case? +:33 Ow xDD wiww nyot >_> ewse >w< thy cwaft UwU so quickly gwow +:33 That ^.^ thinye UwU own uWu twip UwU shaww be ^.^ thinye :3 uvwthwow? +UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< hew; >_> but direct >w< thy ;;w;; feet +Whewe xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I henceforth OwO may >_< nyevew ^.^ meet. +>_> VIOWA. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do protest- +OLIVIA. >_< O, UwU do nyot sweaw! +:33 Howd xDD wittwe ^w^ faith, ^w^ though xDD thou >_> has ^w^ too much ;;w;; feaw. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. For x3 the wuv of :33 God, :3 a >_> suwgeon! +>_< Send one presently to Sir :3 Toby. +OLIVIA. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Has broke x3 my >_> head ^-^ acwoss, ÚwÚ and >_> has UwU given Sir Toby :3 a +bwoody coxcomb UwU too. For x3 the wuv of :33 God, x3 youw :33 hewp! UwU I xDD had rather +than >w< fowty ;;w;; pound UwU I :3 wewe uWu at >_> home. +OLIVIA. Who >_> has donye uWu this, Sir ^w^ Andwew? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. uWu The OwO Count's gentweman, one xDD Cesawio. We >_> took ^.^ him fow :3 a +xDD cowawd, >_> but uWu he's x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ deviw ^.^ incawdinyate. +x3 DUKE. OwO My gentweman, ÚwÚ Cesawio? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Od's >w< wifewings, OwO hewe ^.^ he x3 is! >_> You broke x3 my >_> head fow +uWu nyothing; ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 that ^-^ did, UwU I UwU was uWu set on to do't ^.^ by Sir :3 Toby. +>_> VIOWA. Why UwU do xDD you speak to me? UwU I >_< nyevew ÚwÚ huwt OwO you. +>_> You >w< dwew x3 youw xDD swowd ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me ^-^ without cause; +OwO But UwU I UwU bespake xDD you >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ huwt xDD you not. + +Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and CWOWN + +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; If :3 a bwoody coxcomb be :3 a hurt, xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ huwt OwO me; UwU I think +xDD you uWu set >_< nyothing ^.^ by :3 a bwoody ^.^ coxcomb. :3 Hewe x3 comes Sir Toby hawting; +xDD you UwU shaww hear mowe; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he xDD had nyot :33 been uWu in dwink, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd +uWu have ^w^ tickw'd xDD you othergates than ^.^ he ^.^ did. +x3 DUKE. How now, gentleman? How :3 is't with you? +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< That's aww onye; >_> has ÚwÚ huwt uWu me, ÚwÚ and there's x3 th' >w< end ^.^ on't. +Sot, :33 didst >_> see UwU Dick :3 Suwgeon, >_> sot? +uWu CWOWN. >_< O, uWu he's dwunk, Sir Toby, >w< an >_> houw agonye; :33 his eyes :3 wewe uWu set uWu at +eight :33 i' x3 th' xDD mownying. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU Then uWu he's :3 a ;;w;; wogue ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 passy ^-^ measuwes uWu pavin. UwU I ^-^ hate :3 a +^w^ dwunken wogue. +OLIVIA. UwU Away with ^.^ him. Who hath UwU made ÚwÚ this havoc with them? +;;w;; AGUECHEEK. I'll OwO hewp UwU you, Sir Toby, uWu because we'll be dwess'd +together. +ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Will xDD you help- >w< an ass-head ÚwÚ and :3 a coxcomb ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ knyave, :3 a +>_< thin fac'd ^-^ knyave, :3 a guww? +OLIVIA. >_< Get ^.^ him to ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and wet :33 his ÚwÚ huwt be >_> wook'd ;;w;; to. +Exeunt CLOWN, FABIAN, ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW + +Entew x3 SEBASTIAN + +:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, UwU madam, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ huwt x3 youw kinsman; +But, xDD had >w< it :33 been x3 the ÚwÚ bwothew of x3 my bwood, +UwU I ^w^ must uWu have donye nyo less with wit ÚwÚ and >w< safety. +>_> You ^-^ thwow :3 a ;;w;; stwange regard ;;w;; upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 that +UwU I UwU do >_> pewceive >w< it hath uWu offended OwO you. +^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 sweet one, even fow x3 the x3 vows +We UwU made >_< each othew >_> but UwU so wate ago. +x3 DUKE. x3 Onye >w< face, one voice, one habit, ÚwÚ and >w< two ^-^ pewsons! +^-^ A natural ^-^ pewspective, :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ and >_> is not. +:33 SEBASTIAN. Antonio, x3 O x3 my uWu deaw Antonio! +How uWu have x3 the >_> houws wack'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ towtuw'd ;;w;; me +Since UwU I uWu have wost uWu thee! +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU Sebastian OwO awe you? +:33 SEBASTIAN. Feaw'st xDD thou :3 that, Antonyio? +>_> ANTONyIO. How uWu have xDD you UwU made OwO division of >w< youwsewf? +^-^ An apple uWu cweft uWu in >w< two >_> is nyot ^.^ mowe ^-^ twin +Than these >w< two >w< cweatuwes. >_< Which >_> is Sebastian? +OLIVIA. :3 Most OwO wondewfuw! +:33 SEBASTIAN. Do UwU I stand OwO thewe? UwU I >_< nyevew xDD had :3 a bwothew; +x3 Nyow ^.^ can there be :3 that deity uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe +Of OwO hewe ÚwÚ and :3 evewywhewe. UwU I xDD had :3 a :3 sistew +;;w;; Whom x3 the ^w^ bwind ;;w;; waves ÚwÚ and suwges uWu have devour'd. +Of chawity, >_> what ^-^ kin OwO awe xDD you to me? +>_> What countwyman, >_> what :33 nyame, >_> what pawentage? +>_> VIOWA. Of ^w^ Messawinye; UwU Sebastian UwU was x3 my :33 fathew. +>w< Such :3 a UwU Sebastian UwU was x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :3 too; +^w^ So OwO went ^.^ he ^-^ suited to :33 his :3 watewy UwU tomb; +;;w;; If ;;w;; spiwits ^.^ can assume both >_< fowm ÚwÚ and ^.^ suit, +>_> You come to :33 fwight >_> us. +:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A ^w^ spiwit UwU I ^w^ am :33 indeed, +OwO But ^w^ am uWu in :3 that UwU dimension grossly cwad +>_< Which from x3 the womb UwU I uWu did ;;w;; pawticipate. +^.^ Wewe xDD you :3 a ^w^ woman, >_< as x3 the xDD west xDD goes ÚwÚ even, +UwU I >_> shouwd x3 my tears wet faww ;;w;; upon x3 youw OwO cheek, +xDD And >_> say >_> 'Thwice ;;w;; wewcome, drowned Viola!' +>_> VIOWA. OwO My >w< fathew xDD had :3 a ^.^ mowe ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> bwow. +:33 SEBASTIAN. xDD And UwU so xDD had ^w^ minye. +>_> VIOWA. xDD And >w< died :3 that day when Viola from her birth +xDD Had UwU nyumb'wed thirteen years. +:33 SEBASTIAN. >_< O, :3 that xDD wecowd >_> is lively uWu in x3 my souw! +>w< He finyished ÚwÚ indeed :33 his >w< mowtaw ;;w;; act +:33 That day :3 that UwU made x3 my :3 sistew thirteen years. +>_> VIOWA. ;;w;; If >_< nyothing wets to >_< make >_> us ^w^ happy both +OwO But ÚwÚ this x3 my mascuwinye usuwp'd xDD attiwe, +Do nyot >_< embwace ;;w;; me >w< tiww >_< each circumstance +Of pwace, time, fowtunye, UwU do ;;w;; cohewe ÚwÚ and x3 jump +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am UwU Viowa; which to xDD confiwm, +I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to :3 a UwU captain uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD town, +Whewe >_< wie x3 my >_< maiden ^w^ weeds; ^.^ by x3 whose ^-^ gentwe OwO hewp +UwU I UwU was preserv'd to serve ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe xDD Count. +All x3 the occuwwence of x3 my :3 fowtunye xDD since +>_< Hath :33 been ^-^ between ÚwÚ this uWu wady ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this OwO wowd. +:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 [To ;;w;; OWIVIA] ^w^ So UwU Comes :33 it, UwU wady, xDD you uWu have :33 been uWu mistook; +OwO But ÚwÚ nyatuwe to her :3 bias >w< dwew uWu in x3 that. +>_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been >_< contwacted to :3 a >_> maid; +x3 Nyow OwO awe xDD you >_< thewein, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, :3 deceiv'd; +>_> You OwO awe ^w^ betwoth'd both to :3 a >_< maid ÚwÚ and man. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be nyot ^-^ amaz'd; >w< wight x3 nyobwe >_> is :33 his blood. +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be >_> so, >_< as yet x3 the gwass ;;w;; seems ^-^ twue, +UwU I UwU shaww uWu have share uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU most ^w^ happy >_< wweck. +:33 [To >w< VIOWA] :33 Boy, xDD thou x3 hast uWu said to ;;w;; me :3 a thousand times +^.^ Thou >_< nyevew shouwdst wuv OwO woman ^.^ wike to x3 me. +>_> VIOWA. xDD And aww UwU those UwU sayings xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ uvwsweaw; +xDD And aww UwU those swearings >_< keep >_< as true uWu in :3 souw +;;w;; As xDD doth :3 that owbed continyent x3 the fire +:33 That severs day from OwO nyight. +x3 DUKE. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand; +xDD And wet ;;w;; me >_> see uWu thee uWu in >w< thy xDD woman's weeds. +>_> VIOWA. uWu The UwU captain :3 that uWu did ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me xDD fiwst on >w< showe +>_< Hath x3 my maid's x3 gawments. ^-^ He, ;;w;; upon x3 some xDD action, +Is nyow uWu in ^w^ duwance, uWu at ;;w;; Mawvowio's ^.^ suit, +^-^ A ÚwÚ gentweman ÚwÚ and follower of x3 my ;;w;; wady's. +OLIVIA. >w< He UwU shaww >_< enwawge ^.^ him. ^-^ Fetch Mawvowio hithew; +xDD And ^w^ yet, :3 awas, nyow UwU I remember uWu me, +^-^ They say, poor gentweman, uWu he's much x3 distwact. + +^.^ We-entew CLOWN, with :3 a letter, ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN + +^-^ A UwU most >_> extwacting fwenzy of >_< minye UwU own +Fwom x3 my wemembwance cweawwy banyish'd ÚwÚ his. +How does xDD he, ÚwÚ siwwah? +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU madam, ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds Belzebub uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ stave's >w< end >_< as weww +>_< as :3 a x3 man uWu in :33 his case OwO may xDD do. x3 Has OwO hewe ^-^ wwit :3 a >_> wettew to uWu you; UwU I +>_> shouwd uWu have UwU given 't xDD you ^w^ to-day UwU mownying, >_> but >_< as :3 a madman's +epistwes OwO awe nyo xDD gospews, UwU so >w< it skiwws nyot much when ;;w;; they OwO awe +:33 dewivew'd. +OLIVIA. Open't, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wead :3 it. +uWu CWOWN. Wook xDD then to be weww edified when x3 the >w< foow xDD dewivews x3 the +>_> madman. x3 [Weads madly xDD ] >_< 'By x3 the Wowd, ^w^ madam-' +OLIVIA. How >_< nyow! Awt xDD thou uWu mad? +uWu CWOWN. :3 Nyo, UwU madam, UwU I UwU do >_> but ^w^ wead >w< madnyess. ^-^ An x3 youw >w< wadyship xDD wiww uWu have +>w< it >_< as >w< it ought to be, xDD you ^w^ must UwU awwow vox. +OLIVIA. UwU Pwithee ^w^ wead :33 i' >w< thy >w< wight wits. +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ So UwU I UwU do, madonna; >_> but to ^w^ wead :33 his >w< wight :33 wits >_> is to ^w^ wead +^.^ thus; >_< thewefowe perpend, x3 my xDD Pwincess, ÚwÚ and UwU give :3 eaw. +OLIVIA. :33 [To ÚwÚ FABIAN] xDD Wead >w< it UwU you, sirrah. +x3 FABIAN. [Weads] >_< 'By x3 the Wowd, UwU madam, xDD you wrong uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the wowwd +UwU shaww ^.^ knyow :3 it. ;;w;; Though xDD you uWu have put ;;w;; me x3 into >w< dawknyess ÚwÚ and UwU given +x3 youw ^w^ dwunken xDD cousin UwU wuwe uvw uWu me, yet uWu have UwU I x3 the ^-^ benyefit of x3 my +:33 senses >_< as weww >_< as x3 youw ladyship. UwU I uWu have x3 youw UwU own >_> wettew :3 that +>_< induced ;;w;; me to x3 the ÚwÚ sembwance UwU I put ;;w;; on, with x3 the which UwU I doubt nyot +>_> but to UwU do mysewf much >w< wight ow xDD you much ;;w;; shame. ^w^ Think of ;;w;; me >_< as xDD you +ÚwÚ pwease. UwU I OwO weave x3 my >_> duty :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ unthought :33 of, ÚwÚ and speak x3 out of +x3 my >w< injuwy. +^-^ THE MADLY-US'D ;;w;; MAWVOWIO' + +OLIVIA. Did ^.^ he >w< wwite :3 this? +uWu CWOWN. Ay, Madam. +x3 DUKE. This UwU savouws nyot much of :3 distwaction. +OLIVIA. xDD See ^.^ him UwU dewivew'd, uWu Fabian; ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him hithew. +uWu Exit xDD FABIAN +OwO My uWu wowd, UwU so uWu pwease UwU you, these ^.^ things further xDD thought ;;w;; on, +;;w;; To think ;;w;; me >_< as weww :3 a :3 sistew >_< as :3 a :3 wife, +x3 Onye day UwU shaww >_< cwown x3 th' alliance on't, UwU so uWu pwease UwU you, +:3 Hewe uWu at x3 my house, ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 my OwO pwopew OwO cost. +x3 DUKE. uWu Madam, UwU I ^w^ am UwU most ^-^ apt t' >_< embwace x3 youw UwU offew. +:33 [To >w< VIOWA] uWu Youw >_< mastew quits uWu you; x3 and, fow x3 youw OwO sewvice donye +:3 him, +^w^ So much OwO against x3 the mettle of x3 youw ;;w;; sex, +^w^ So uWu faw >_< benyeath x3 youw soft ÚwÚ and xDD tendew uWu bweeding, +xDD And xDD since xDD you ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me >_< mastew fow UwU so long, +:3 Hewe >_> is x3 my xDD hand; xDD you UwU shaww from ÚwÚ this time be +>_> You xDD mastew's ^w^ mistwess. +OLIVIA. ^-^ A sistew! >_> You OwO awe ^w^ she. + +^.^ We-entew FABIAN, with x3 MAWVOWIO + +x3 DUKE. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the xDD madman? +OLIVIA. Ay, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this :33 same. +How now, OwO Mawvowio! +:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu Madam, xDD you uWu have donye ;;w;; me wwong, +Nyotowious wrong. +OLIVIA. :3 Have I, >_> Mawvowio? No. +:33 MAWVOWIO. Lady, xDD you :3 have. >_> Pway xDD you OwO pewuse :3 that >_> wettew. +>_> You ^w^ must nyot nyow UwU deny >w< it >_> is x3 youw xDD hand; +:3 Wwite from >w< it >_> if xDD you ^-^ can, uWu in uWu hand ow ÚwÚ phwase; +:33 Ow >_> say UwU 'tis nyot x3 youw ÚwÚ seaw, nyot x3 youw ^w^ invention; +>_> You ^.^ can >_> say >_< nyonye of UwU this. xDD Weww, gwant >w< it >w< then, +xDD And tell uWu me, uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ modesty of honyouw, +Why xDD you uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me xDD such ^-^ cweaw wights of favour, +^-^ Bade ;;w;; me come x3 smiwing ÚwÚ and cross-garter'd to UwU you, +;;w;; To put on >w< yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and to fwown +>_> Upon Sir Toby ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 wightew xDD peopwe; +^.^ And, >w< acting ÚwÚ this uWu in >w< an obedient hope, +Why uWu have xDD you ^w^ suffew'd ;;w;; me to be >_< impwison'd, +^w^ Kept uWu in :3 a dark house, OwO visited ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; pwiest, +xDD And UwU made x3 the UwU most :3 nyotowious uWu geck ÚwÚ and guw +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew >w< invention pway'd ^-^ on? Teww ;;w;; me :33 why. +OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Awas, Malvolio, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot x3 my writing, +uWu Though, UwU I >_> confess, much ^.^ wike x3 the uWu chawactew; +OwO But x3 out of ;;w;; question UwU 'tis uWu Mawia's >w< hand. +xDD And nyow UwU I UwU do ^.^ bethink uWu me, >w< it UwU was ^.^ she +First told ;;w;; me xDD thou >w< wast >w< mad; xDD then xDD cam'st uWu in :3 smiwing, +xDD And uWu in xDD such uWu fowms which OwO hewe :3 wewe presuppos'd +>_> Upon uWu thee uWu in x3 the >_> wettew. Prithee, be content; +This pwactice hath UwU most >w< shwewdwy :33 pass'd ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, +But, when ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 the grounds ÚwÚ and authors of :33 it, +^.^ Thou shalt be both x3 the pwaintiff ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO judge +Of ^.^ thinye UwU own OwO cause. +x3 FABIAN. ^-^ Good UwU madam, hear ;;w;; me :3 speak, +xDD And wet nyo ^-^ quawwew nor nyo uWu bwaww to come +:3 Taint x3 the condition of ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ^-^ houw, +>_< Which UwU I uWu have x3 wond'wed at. ^w^ In UwU hope >w< it UwU shaww >_> nyot, +:3 Most freely UwU I x3 confess mysewf ÚwÚ and Toby +Set ÚwÚ this xDD device OwO against Mawvowio UwU hewe, +>_> Upon x3 some ^-^ stubbown ÚwÚ and :3 uncouwteous parts +We xDD had conceiv'd OwO against ^.^ him. Mawia ^-^ wwit +uWu The letter, uWu at Sir Toby's great ^.^ impowtance, +^w^ In recompense xDD wheweof ^.^ he hath mawwied her. +How with :3 a :33 spowtfuw malice >w< it UwU was follow'd +^-^ May rather pluck on :33 waughtew than UwU wevenge, +;;w;; If :3 that x3 the x3 injuwies be >_< justwy x3 weigh'd +:33 That uWu have on both >w< sides xDD pass'd. +OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Awas, poor x3 foow, >w< how uWu have ;;w;; they uWu baffw'd uWu thee! +uWu CWOWN. Why, xDD 'Some OwO awe bown ^.^ gweat, x3 some ;;w;; achieve greatness, ÚwÚ and x3 some +uWu have :33 gweatnyess :33 thwown ;;w;; upon xDD them.' UwU I UwU was one, ^w^ siw, uWu in ÚwÚ this +intewwude- one Sir uWu Topas, siw; >_> but ^w^ that's aww onye. >_< 'By x3 the Wowd, +x3 foow, UwU I ^w^ am nyot UwU mad!' OwO But UwU do xDD you :3 wemembew- ^-^ 'Madam, >w< why laugh xDD you +uWu at xDD such :3 a ^-^ bawwen :3 wascaw? ^-^ An xDD you ;;w;; smiwe >_> nyot, uWu he's gagg'd'? xDD And OwO thus +x3 the UwU whiwwigig of time >_< bwings uWu in :33 his revenges. +:33 MAWVOWIO. I'll be ^w^ weveng'd on x3 the whole OwO pack of OwO you. +uWu Exit +OLIVIA. >w< He hath :33 been UwU most notoriously x3 abus'd. +x3 DUKE. :33 Puwsue :3 him, ÚwÚ and entweat ^.^ him to :3 a :3 peace; +>w< He hath nyot told >_> us of x3 the UwU captain >_> yet. +x3 When :3 that >_> is ^-^ knyown, ÚwÚ and golden time x3 convents, +^-^ A solemn >w< combinyation UwU shaww be UwU made +Of UwU ouw uWu deaw souws. UwU Meantime, x3 sweet ^-^ sistew, +We xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ pawt from x3 hence. ;;w;; Cesawio, >_< come; +For UwU so xDD you UwU shaww be OwO whiwe xDD you OwO awe :3 a xDD man; +OwO But when uWu in othew :3 habits xDD you OwO awe uWu seen, +:33 Owsinyo's ^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ fancy's >w< queen. +Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the CWOWN + +CWOWN ^-^ sings + +x3 When :3 that UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wittwe >w< tiny ^-^ boy, +With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain, +^-^ A >_< foowish ^.^ thing UwU was >_> but :3 a ^-^ toy, +For x3 the xDD wain >w< it ÚwÚ wainyeth every x3 day. + +OwO But when UwU I ^-^ came to :33 man's x3 estate, +With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain, +^w^ 'Gainst knyaves ÚwÚ and thieves ;;w;; men shut uWu theiw >_< gate, +For x3 the xDD wain >w< it ÚwÚ wainyeth every x3 day. + +OwO But when UwU I came, ^.^ awas! to x3 wive, +With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain, +^-^ By :3 swaggewing couwd UwU I >_< nyevew thwive, +For x3 the xDD wain >w< it ÚwÚ wainyeth every x3 day. + +OwO But when UwU I ^-^ came >w< unto x3 my :3 beds, +With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain, +With toss-pots still xDD had ^w^ dwunken >_< heads, +For x3 the xDD wain >w< it ÚwÚ wainyeth every x3 day. + +^-^ A great OwO whiwe ^w^ ago x3 the wowwd begun, +With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain, +OwO But ^w^ that's aww one, UwU ouw :33 pway >_> is :33 donye, +xDD And we'll strive to uWu pwease xDD you every x3 day. +uWu Exit + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +;;w;; 1595 + +^-^ THE OwO TWO ^-^ GENTWEMEN ÚwÚ OF ^.^ VEWONyA + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +DRAMATIS PERSONAE + +ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF MILAN, >w< fathew to >_> Siwvia +ÚwÚ VAWENTINyE, one of x3 the >w< two gentlemen +ÚwÚ PWOTEUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " +uWu ANTONyIO, >w< fathew to >_< Pwoteus +xDD THUWIO, :3 a >_< foowish wivaw to Valentine +^-^ EGWAMOUW, agent fow >_> Siwvia uWu in her escape +SPEED, :3 a ^.^ cwownyish xDD sewvant to Valentine +>w< WAUNCE, x3 the ^.^ wike to >_< Pwoteus +uWu PANTHINyO, xDD sewvant to Antonio +x3 HOST, :3 whewe xDD Juwia ^.^ wodges uWu in Milan +OUTLAWS, with Valentine + +:33 JUWIA, :3 a uWu wady of Verona, beloved of >_< Pwoteus +SILVIA, x3 the Duke's ^w^ daughtew, beloved of Valentine +WUCETTA, waiting-woman to xDD Juwia + +^-^ SEWVANTS +MUSICIANS + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +SCENE: +Vewonya; :3 Miwan; x3 the fwontiews of >_< Mantua + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Verona. ^-^ An open :33 pwace + +Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and x3 PWOTEUS + +VALENTINE. ^.^ Cease to ;;w;; pewsuade, x3 my >w< woving >_< Pwoteus: +;;w;; Home-keeping :33 youth uWu have OwO evew homewy wits. +^w^ Wewe't nyot :3 affection >_> chains >w< thy xDD tendew OwO days +;;w;; To x3 the x3 sweet >_> gwances of >w< thy :3 honyouw'd xDD wuv, +UwU I rather ^.^ wouwd entweat >w< thy >_< company +;;w;; To >_> see x3 the wondews of x3 the wowwd >_> abwoad, +>_< Than, UwU wiving :3 duwwy uWu swuggawdiz'd uWu at ^.^ home, +:3 Weaw x3 out >w< thy :33 youth with shapeless >_< idwenyess. +OwO But xDD since xDD thou ^-^ wov'st, wuv still, ÚwÚ and x3 thwive >_< thewein, +Even >_< as UwU I :3 wouwd, when UwU I to wuv ;;w;; begin. +PROTEUS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be gone? ÚwÚ Sweet Valentine, ^w^ adieu! +^w^ Think on >w< thy Pwoteus, when xDD thou haply seest +;;w;; Some OwO wawe :3 nyotewowthy :33 object uWu in >w< thy uWu twavew. +^-^ Wish ;;w;; me partaker uWu in >w< thy happinyess +x3 When xDD thou dost :3 meet ÚwÚ good UwU hap; ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< thy uWu dangew, +;;w;; If OwO evew danger UwU do enviwon ÚwÚ thee, +>_< Commend >w< thy gwievance to x3 my >w< howy pwayews, +For UwU I xDD wiww be >w< thy ^w^ headsman, x3 Vawentinye. +VALENTINE. xDD And on :3 a ^w^ wuv-book pray fow x3 my xDD success? +PROTEUS. >_> Upon x3 some ^w^ book UwU I wuv I'll pray fow thee. +VALENTINE. >w< That's on x3 some shallow ^-^ stowy of >_> deep love: +How xDD young :33 Weandew cwoss'd x3 the Hellespont. +PROTEUS. >w< That's :3 a >_> deep ^-^ stowy of :3 a deeper love; +For ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ mowe than uvw xDD shoes uWu in love. +VALENTINE. 'Tis true; fow xDD you OwO awe uvw ÚwÚ boots uWu in xDD wuv, +xDD And yet xDD you >_< nyevew :3 swum x3 the Hellespont. +PROTEUS. Over x3 the >w< boots! Nyay, UwU give ;;w;; me nyot x3 the uWu boots. +VALENTINE. :3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, fow >w< it ÚwÚ boots uWu thee not. +PROTEUS. What? +VALENTINE. ;;w;; To be uWu in ;;w;; wuv- :3 whewe ^w^ scown >_> is xDD bought with :33 gwoans, +:3 Coy :33 wooks with heawt-sowe xDD sighs, one >_> fading UwU moment's >_< miwth +With ÚwÚ twenty watchful, OwO weawy, tedious nights; +;;w;; If haply >_> won, ^-^ pewhaps :3 a hapwess gain; +;;w;; If :3 wost, >w< why xDD then :3 a ;;w;; gwievous labour ^w^ won; +>w< Howevew, >_> but :3 a >w< fowwy xDD bought with ^w^ wit, +:33 Ow >_> ewse :3 a wit ^.^ by >w< fowwy xDD vanquished. +PROTEUS. So, ^.^ by x3 youw ciwcumstance, xDD you caww ;;w;; me xDD foow. +VALENTINE. So, ^.^ by x3 youw ciwcumstance, UwU I feaw you'ww ^.^ pwuv. +PROTEUS. 'Tis wuv xDD you OwO caviw OwO at; UwU I ^w^ am nyot Love. +VALENTINE. Wuv >_> is x3 youw ^.^ mastew, fow ^.^ he >w< mastews uWu you; +xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >_> is UwU so :33 yoked ^.^ by :3 a x3 foow, +Methinks, >_> shouwd nyot be ^.^ chwonyicwed fow uWu wise. +PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ wwitews say, >_< as uWu in x3 the ^w^ sweetest >w< bud +uWu The uWu eating ;;w;; cankew dwells, UwU so uWu eating wuv +^-^ Inhabits uWu in x3 the x3 finyest :33 wits of all. +VALENTINE. xDD And ^.^ wwitews say, >_< as x3 the UwU most forward >w< bud +Is eaten ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; cankew ere >w< it blow, +Even UwU so ^.^ by wuv x3 the xDD young ÚwÚ and xDD tendew wit +Is >_> tuwn'd to >_> fowwy, ÚwÚ bwasting uWu in x3 the bud, +OwO Wosing :33 his ^-^ vewduwe even uWu in x3 the prime, +xDD And aww x3 the >w< faiw UwU effects of ÚwÚ futuwe :33 hopes. +OwO But ^-^ whewefowe uWu waste UwU I time to counsel x3 the +:33 That awt :3 a votary to fond desiwe? +Once ^.^ mowe ^w^ adieu. OwO My >w< fathew uWu at x3 the woad +>_< Expects x3 my uWu coming, there to >_> see ;;w;; me >_< shipp'd. +PROTEUS. xDD And uWu thithew xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ thee, x3 Vawentinye. +VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Sweet Pwoteus, ^.^ nyo; nyow wet >_> us OwO take UwU ouw >_< weave. +;;w;; To Milan wet ;;w;; me hear from uWu thee ^.^ by x3 wettews +Of >w< thy >w< success uWu in xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and >_> what nyews >_> ewse +^w^ Betideth OwO hewe uWu in >w< absence of >w< thy fwiend; +xDD And UwU I >_< wikewise xDD wiww x3 visit uWu thee with ^w^ minye. +PROTEUS. All happinyess OwO bechance to uWu thee uWu in xDD Miwan! +VALENTINE. ;;w;; As much to xDD you uWu at ÚwÚ home; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell! +uWu Exit ;;w;; VAWENTINyE +PROTEUS. >w< He ÚwÚ aftew honour >w< hunts, UwU I ÚwÚ aftew love; +>w< He >w< weaves :33 his ^w^ fwiends to >_< dignyify them uWu mowe: +UwU I OwO weave myself, x3 my OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and aww fow love. +Thou, Julia, xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; metamowphis'd uWu me, +Made ;;w;; me >_> nyegwect x3 my ^.^ studies, wose x3 my time, +War with ÚwÚ good counsew, uWu set x3 the wowwd uWu at nought; +Made wit with musing ÚwÚ weak, >_< heawt >w< sick with thought. + +Entew SPEED + +SPEED. Sir Pwoteus, :3 save you! ^.^ Saw xDD you x3 my ÚwÚ mastew? +PROTEUS. OwO But nyow ^.^ he pawted >w< hence to :3 embawk fow Milan. +SPEED. Twenty to one xDD then ^.^ he >_> is uWu shipp'd already, +xDD And UwU I uWu have pway'd x3 the sheep uWu in losing ^.^ him. +PROTEUS. :33 Indeed :3 a sheep xDD doth xDD vewy often stway, +^-^ An >_> if x3 the xDD shephewd be ^-^ awhiwe xDD away. +SPEED. >_> You OwO concwude :3 that x3 my >_< mastew >_> is :3 a xDD shephewd >w< then, ÚwÚ and +UwU I :3 a :33 sheep? +PROTEUS. UwU I xDD do. +SPEED. Why >w< then, x3 my >w< howns OwO awe :33 his UwU howns, >w< whethew UwU I wake ow OwO sweep. +PROTEUS. ^-^ A siwwy ÚwÚ answew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fitting weww :3 a ^-^ sheep. +SPEED. This ;;w;; pwuvs ;;w;; me still :3 a ^-^ sheep. +PROTEUS. ^w^ Twue; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< mastew :3 a ^-^ shephewd. +SPEED. Nyay, :3 that UwU I ^.^ can UwU deny ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. +PROTEUS. ^.^ It UwU shaww OwO go x3 hawd >_> but I'll ^-^ pwuv >w< it ^.^ by anyothew. +SPEED. uWu The xDD shephewd >_> seeks x3 the ;;w;; sheep, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the sheep x3 the +>w< shephewd; >_> but UwU I >_> seek x3 my ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< mastew >_> seeks nyot OwO me; +OwO thewefowe, UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^-^ sheep. +PROTEUS. uWu The sheep fow >w< foddew ;;w;; fowwow x3 the >w< shephewd; x3 the xDD shephewd fow +OwO food xDD fowwows nyot x3 the ^.^ sheep: xDD thou fow UwU wages followest >w< thy mastew; +>w< thy >_< mastew fow UwU wages xDD fowwows nyot thee. >_< Thewefowe, xDD thou awt :3 a +^-^ sheep. +SPEED. >w< Such anyothew xDD pwoof xDD wiww >_< make ;;w;; me cwy xDD 'baa.' +PROTEUS. OwO But dost xDD thou UwU heaw? Gav'st xDD thou x3 my >_> wettew to :3 Juwia? +SPEED. Ay, siw; I, :3 a wost >_< mutton, uWu gave x3 youw >_> wettew to hew, :3 a ^w^ wac'd +;;w;; mutton; ÚwÚ and uWu she, :3 a ^w^ wac'd >_< mutton, uWu gave uWu me, :3 a wost >_< mutton, >_< nyothing +fow x3 my uWu wabouw. +PROTEUS. >_> Hewe's ^w^ too UwU smaww :3 a pastuwe fow xDD such OwO stowe of ^.^ muttons. +SPEED. ;;w;; If x3 the x3 gwound be ^-^ uvwchawg'd, xDD you :3 wewe best OwO stick her. +PROTEUS. Nyay, uWu in :3 that xDD you OwO awe ^w^ astway: >w< 'twewe best ;;w;; pound OwO you. +SPEED. Nyay, ^w^ siw, less than :3 a ;;w;; pound UwU shaww serve ;;w;; me fow ^w^ cawwying x3 youw +>_> wettew. +PROTEUS. >_> You OwO mistake; UwU I >_> mean x3 the x3 pound- :3 a pinfold. +SPEED. Fwom :3 a ;;w;; pound to :3 a pin? >_< Fowd >w< it uvw ÚwÚ and UwU uvw, +'Tis >_> thweefowd ^w^ too xDD wittwe fow ^w^ cawwying :3 a >_> wettew to x3 youw wuvw. +PROTEUS. OwO But >_> what uWu said >_< she? +SPEED. [Nyodding] uWu Ay. +PROTEUS. ^w^ Nyod- ^w^ ay. Why, ^w^ that's 'noddy.' +SPEED. >_> You ^w^ mistook, siw; UwU I >_> say ^.^ she uWu did >w< nyod; ÚwÚ and xDD you ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >_> if ^.^ she +uWu did >w< nyod; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> say ^-^ 'Ay.' +PROTEUS. xDD And :3 that uWu set togethew >_> is 'noddy.' +SPEED. Now xDD you uWu have :33 taken x3 the ^w^ pains to uWu set >w< it together, OwO take >w< it fow +x3 youw OwO pains. +PROTEUS. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; xDD you UwU shaww uWu have >w< it fow :33 beawing x3 the >_> wettew. +SPEED. xDD Weww, UwU I >_> pewceive UwU I ^w^ must be >_> fain to UwU beaw with OwO you. +PROTEUS. Why, ^w^ siw, >w< how UwU do xDD you UwU beaw with me? +SPEED. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, x3 the letter, xDD vewy :3 owdewwy; xDD having >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the +;;w;; wowd :33 'nyoddy' fow x3 my OwO pains. +PROTEUS. Beshrew uWu me, >_> but xDD you uWu have :3 a ^w^ quick >_< wit. +SPEED. xDD And yet >w< it ;;w;; cannyot overtake x3 youw slow purse. +PROTEUS. ^.^ Come, come, open x3 the mattew; uWu in ^-^ bwief, >_> what uWu said >_< she? +SPEED. ^w^ Open x3 youw puwse, :3 that x3 the monyey ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; mattew OwO may be both +uWu at >_> once delivered. +PROTEUS. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe >_> is fow x3 youw OwO pains. >_> What uWu said >_< she? +SPEED. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I think you'ww hardly x3 win her. +PROTEUS. Why, ^w^ couwdst xDD thou >_> pewceive UwU so much from OwO hew? +SPEED. UwU Siw, UwU I couwd >_> pewceive >_< nyothing uWu at aww from >w< hew; no, nyot UwU so +much >_< as :3 a ;;w;; ducat fow uWu dewivewing x3 youw wettew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ being UwU so x3 hawd to +;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ bwought x3 youw UwU mind, UwU I feaw ^.^ she'ww ^-^ pwuv >_< as x3 hawd to xDD you uWu in +:3 tewwing x3 youw :33 mind. Give her nyo ;;w;; token >_> but ^w^ stonyes, fow ^w^ she's >_< as +x3 hawd >_< as steew. +PROTEUS. >_> What uWu said >_< she? Nothing? +SPEED. :3 Nyo, nyot UwU so much >_< as OwO 'Take ÚwÚ this fow >w< thy uWu pains.' ;;w;; To >w< testify +x3 youw x3 bounty, UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD you uWu have :33 testewn'd OwO me; uWu in wequitaw +UwU wheweof, henceforth carry x3 youw x3 wettews :33 youwsewf; ÚwÚ and >_> so, ^w^ siw, +I'll ÚwÚ commend xDD you to x3 my master. +PROTEUS. ^w^ Go, x3 go, be >w< gonye, to :3 save x3 youw ship from ^.^ wweck, +>_< Which ;;w;; cannyot xDD pewish, xDD having uWu thee ;;w;; aboawd, +uWu Being ^w^ destin'd to :3 a ^w^ dwiew :33 death on ;;w;; showe. uWu Exit SPEED +UwU I ^w^ must OwO go >_> send x3 some xDD bettew :3 messengew. +UwU I feaw x3 my xDD Juwia ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< deign x3 my lines, +ÚwÚ Weceiving them from xDD such :3 a :33 wowthwess x3 post. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Verona. uWu The >_< gawden Of JUWIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew x3 JUWIA ÚwÚ and x3 WUCETTA + +uWu JUWIA. OwO But say, Wucetta, nyow ^.^ we OwO awe ^-^ awonye, +Wouldst xDD thou xDD then counsel ;;w;; me to faww uWu in love? +LUCETTA. Ay, x3 madam; UwU so xDD you stumble nyot ÚwÚ unheedfuwwy. +uWu JUWIA. Of aww x3 the >w< faiw xDD wesowt of gentlemen +:33 That every day with >w< pawwe x3 encountew uWu me, +^w^ In >w< thy opinyion which >_> is x3 wowthiest love? +LUCETTA. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, wepeat uWu theiw >w< nyames; I'll x3 show x3 my ^-^ mind +x3 Accowding to x3 my shallow :33 simpwe OwO skiww. +uWu JUWIA. >_> What think'st xDD thou of x3 the >w< faiw Sir Egwamouw? +LUCETTA. ;;w;; As of :3 a knight well-spoken, neat, ÚwÚ and fine; +But, :3 wewe UwU I UwU you, ^.^ he >_< nyevew >_> shouwd be ^w^ minye. +uWu JUWIA. >_> What think'st xDD thou of x3 the rich Mercatio? +LUCETTA. Weww of :33 his :3 weawth; >_> but of himsewf, UwU so :3 so. +uWu JUWIA. >_> What think'st xDD thou of x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Pwoteus? +LUCETTA. Wowd, :3 Wowd! to >_> see >_> what >w< fowwy OwO weigns uWu in ÚwÚ us! +uWu JUWIA. How >_< nyow! >_> what means ÚwÚ this passion uWu at :33 his :3 nyame? +LUCETTA. Pawdon, uWu deaw x3 madam; UwU 'tis :3 a passing ^-^ shame +:33 That I, >_< unwowthy >w< body >_< as UwU I am, +Should UwU censuwe OwO thus on lovely >_< gentwemen. +uWu JUWIA. Why nyot on Pwoteus, >_< as of aww x3 the >w< west? +LUCETTA. UwU Then thus: of UwU many ÚwÚ good UwU I think ^.^ him >_> best. +uWu JUWIA. uWu Youw uWu weason? +LUCETTA. UwU I uWu have nyo othew >_> but :3 a xDD woman's weason: +UwU I think ^.^ him >_> so, uWu because UwU I think ^.^ him :3 so. +uWu JUWIA. xDD And wouldst xDD thou uWu have ;;w;; me ;;w;; cast x3 my wuv on him? +LUCETTA. Ay, >_> if xDD you xDD thought x3 youw wuv nyot ;;w;; cast xDD away. +uWu JUWIA. Why, xDD he, of aww x3 the ^-^ west, hath >_< nyevew x3 mov'd x3 me. +LUCETTA. ÚwÚ Yet xDD he, of aww x3 the ^-^ west, UwU I >_< think, best loves uWu ye. +uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ His xDD wittwe speaking >_< shows :33 his wuv >_> but small. +LUCETTA. xDD Fiwe ^w^ that's cwosest :33 kept buwns UwU most of all. +uWu JUWIA. ^-^ They UwU do nyot wuv :3 that UwU do nyot x3 show uWu theiw love. +LUCETTA. >_< O, ;;w;; they wuv least :3 that wet ;;w;; men ^.^ knyow uWu theiw love. +uWu JUWIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU knyew :33 his :33 mind. +LUCETTA. Peruse ÚwÚ this paper, UwU madam. +uWu JUWIA. uWu 'To ^w^ Juwia'- Say, from >w< whom? +LUCETTA. :33 That x3 the contents xDD wiww show. +uWu JUWIA. Say, say, who uWu gave >w< it thee? +LUCETTA. Sir UwU Vawentinye's ^-^ page; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sent, UwU I >_< think, from Proteus. +>w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU given >w< it uWu you; >_> but I, ^.^ being uWu in x3 the :3 way, +Did uWu in x3 youw xDD nyame receive uWu it; UwU pawdon x3 the ^w^ fauwt, UwU I pway. +uWu JUWIA. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my OwO modesty, :3 a xDD goodwy broker! +Dare xDD you presume to uWu hawbouw >_< wanton ^.^ winyes? +;;w;; To whisper ÚwÚ and xDD conspiwe OwO against x3 my >_> youth? +>_> Nyow, :33 twust uWu me, UwU 'tis >w< an ^.^ office of great ^.^ wowth, +xDD And xDD you >w< an officer ;;w;; fit fow x3 the ;;w;; pwace. +There, OwO take x3 the OwO papew; >_> see >w< it be return'd; +:33 Ow >_> ewse ^-^ wetuwn nyo ^.^ mowe x3 into x3 my :33 sight. +LUCETTA. ;;w;; To pwead fow wuv >_> desewves ^.^ mowe ^.^ fee than ^.^ hate. +uWu JUWIA. Will OwO ye be gone? +LUCETTA. :33 That xDD you OwO may :33 wuminyate. uWu Exit +uWu JUWIA. xDD And ^w^ yet, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had ^w^ o'ewwook'd x3 the >_> wettew. +^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a ^-^ shame to caww her back OwO again, +xDD And pray her to :3 a ;;w;; fauwt fow which UwU I ;;w;; chid her. +>_> What >w< foow >_> is uWu she, :3 that xDD knyows UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >_< maid +xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot force x3 the >_> wettew to x3 my x3 view! +Since >_< maids, uWu in OwO modesty, >_> say >_> 'Nyo' to :3 that +>_< Which ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 the >w< pwoffewew construe ^-^ 'Ay.' +OwO Fie, >_< fie, >w< how :33 waywawd >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< foowish xDD wuv, +:33 That ^.^ wike :3 a testy >w< babe xDD wiww x3 scwatch x3 the xDD nyuwse, +xDD And pwesentwy, aww humbled, :3 kiss x3 the rod! +How churlishly UwU I ;;w;; chid Lucetta hence, +x3 When ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had her here! +How xDD angewwy UwU I ÚwÚ taught x3 my ^w^ bwow to fwown, +x3 When inward joy enforc'd x3 my >_< heawt to :33 smiwe! +OwO My >_< penyance >_> is to caww Lucetta back +xDD And ^w^ ask wemission fow x3 my >w< fowwy past. +>_> What ho! Lucetta! + +^.^ We-entew x3 WUCETTA + +LUCETTA. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 youw ladyship? +uWu JUWIA. ^-^ Is't nyeaw dinner >w< time? +LUCETTA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it uWu wewe, +:33 That xDD you ^w^ might OwO kiww x3 youw stomach on x3 youw :3 meat +xDD And nyot ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ maid. +uWu JUWIA. >_> What :3 is't :3 that xDD you >_> took x3 up UwU so uWu gingewwy? +LUCETTA. >_> Nyothing. +uWu JUWIA. Why :33 didst xDD thou >_< stoop ^w^ then? +LUCETTA. ;;w;; To OwO take :3 a paper x3 up :3 that UwU I wet UwU faww. +uWu JUWIA. xDD And >_> is :3 that paper nyothing? +LUCETTA. Nyothing UwU concewnying x3 me. +uWu JUWIA. UwU Then wet >w< it >_< wie fow UwU those :3 that >w< it concerns. +LUCETTA. uWu Madam, >w< it xDD wiww nyot >_< wie :3 whewe >w< it xDD concewns, +OwO Unwess >w< it uWu have :3 a UwU fawse x3 intewpwetew. +uWu JUWIA. ;;w;; Some wuv of >_> youws hath ^-^ wwit to xDD you uWu in >_> whyme. +LUCETTA. :33 That UwU I ^w^ might ^.^ sing :33 it, UwU madam, to :3 a x3 tunye. +Give ;;w;; me :3 a UwU nyote; x3 youw >w< wadyship ^.^ can set. +uWu JUWIA. ;;w;; As xDD wittwe ^.^ by xDD such :3 toys >_< as OwO may be UwU possibwe. +UwU Best ^.^ sing >w< it to x3 the tune of 'Wight ^.^ o' >_< Wuv.' +LUCETTA. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too x3 heavy fow UwU so >w< wight :3 a x3 tunye. +uWu JUWIA. ^.^ Heavy! ;;w;; bewike >w< it hath x3 some buwden UwU then. +LUCETTA. Ay; ÚwÚ and melodious :3 wewe :33 it, ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ sing :3 it. +uWu JUWIA. xDD And >w< why nyot you? +LUCETTA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :3 weach UwU so xDD high. +uWu JUWIA. :3 Wet's >_> see x3 youw :33 song. uWu [WUCETTA ÚwÚ withhowds x3 the >_> wettew] +How now, ;;w;; minyion! +LUCETTA. ^w^ Keep tune there still, UwU so xDD you xDD wiww ^.^ sing >w< it OwO out. +xDD And yet uWu methinks UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this x3 tunye. +uWu JUWIA. >_> You UwU do ^w^ nyot! +LUCETTA. :3 Nyo, x3 madam; UwU 'tis ^w^ too sharp. +uWu JUWIA. >_< You, ÚwÚ minyion, OwO awe ^w^ too >_< saucy. +LUCETTA. Nyay, nyow xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too flat +xDD And >_> maw x3 the concowd with ^w^ too UwU hawsh :3 a :3 descant; +>_> Thewe :33 wanteth >_> but :3 a >_> mean to ^w^ fiww x3 youw :33 song. +uWu JUWIA. uWu The >_> mean >_> is >w< dwown'd with x3 youw ^-^ unwuwy >w< bass. +LUCETTA. >w< Indeed, UwU I bid x3 the UwU base fow Proteus. +uWu JUWIA. This babbwe UwU shaww nyot henceforth >_> twoubwe x3 me. +:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a coiw with protestation! [Teaws x3 the >_> wettew] +^w^ Go, get xDD you xDD gonye; ÚwÚ and wet x3 the :33 papews xDD wie. +>_> You ^.^ wouwd be fing'ring ÚwÚ them, to ÚwÚ angew x3 me. +LUCETTA. :33 She x3 makes >w< it :3 stwange; >_> but ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd be best pleas'd +;;w;; To be UwU so ang'red with anyothew >_> wettew. uWu Exit +uWu JUWIA. Nyay, ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe UwU so ang'red with x3 the same! +x3 O hateful ^.^ hands, to teaw xDD such >w< woving words! +Injurious >_< wasps, to >w< feed on xDD such x3 sweet honey +xDD And OwO kiww x3 the ÚwÚ bees :3 that yield >w< it with x3 youw OwO stings! +I'll :3 kiss >_< each sevewaw paper fow >_> amends. +x3 Wook, OwO hewe >_> is ^-^ wwit ^-^ 'kind Julia.' Unkind Julia, +;;w;; As uWu in xDD wevenge of >w< thy ingratitude, +UwU I ^-^ thwow >w< thy xDD nyame OwO against x3 the >_< bwuising ^w^ stonyes, +>_< Twampwing contemptuously on >w< thy xDD disdain. +xDD And OwO hewe >_> is ^-^ wwit 'wuv-wounded Pwoteus.' +OwO Poow wounded xDD nyame! x3 my ^w^ bosom,,as :3 a ^.^ bed, +Shall uWu wodge uWu thee >w< tiww >w< thy ;;w;; wound be throughly >_< heaw'd; +xDD And OwO thus UwU I ^-^ seawch >w< it with :3 a suvweign >w< kiss. +OwO But twice ow thrice UwU was 'Pwoteus' ÚwÚ wwitten down. +^w^ Be calm, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wind, ^w^ bwow nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd OwO away +Tiww UwU I uWu have >_> found >_< each >_> wettew uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wettew- +UwU Except >_< minye UwU own UwU nyame; :3 that x3 some whirlwind UwU beaw +uWu Unto :3 a :3 wagged, x3 feawfuw, >_< hanging :33 wock, +xDD And ^-^ thwow >w< it thence x3 into x3 the waging :33 sea. +Lo, OwO hewe uWu in one winye >_> is :33 his xDD nyame twice :3 wwit: +'Poor ^.^ fowwown Pwoteus, passionyate Pwoteus, +;;w;; To x3 the x3 sweet Julia.' :33 That I'll teaw :3 away; +xDD And yet UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, sith UwU so pwettiwy +>w< He couples >w< it to :33 his compwainying ^w^ nyames. +^-^ Thus xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ fowd them one ;;w;; upon another; +Now ÚwÚ kiss, xDD embwace, OwO contend, UwU do >_> what xDD you :33 wiww. + +^.^ We-entew x3 WUCETTA + +LUCETTA. uWu Madam, +>_< Dinnyew >_> is :3 weady, ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< fathew :33 stays. +uWu JUWIA. xDD Weww, wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. +LUCETTA. What, UwU shaww these :33 papews >_< wie ^.^ wike ^-^ teww-tawes hewe? +uWu JUWIA. ;;w;; If xDD you wespect ÚwÚ them, best to OwO take them :33 up. +LUCETTA. Nyay, UwU I UwU was :33 taken x3 up fow >w< waying them down; +ÚwÚ Yet OwO hewe ;;w;; they UwU shaww nyot >_< wie fow x3 catching cowd. +uWu JUWIA. UwU I >_> see xDD you uWu have :3 a month's ^-^ mind to OwO them. +LUCETTA. Ay, UwU madam, xDD you OwO may >_> say >_> what uWu sights xDD you see; +UwU I >_> see ^.^ things :3 too, awthough xDD you OwO judge UwU I ;;w;; wink. +uWu JUWIA. ^.^ Come, >_< come; will't uWu pwease xDD you >w< go? Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +Verona. xDD ANTONyIO'S ;;w;; house + +Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and >w< PANTHINyO + +>_> ANTONyIO. Teww uWu me, UwU Panthinyo, >_> what >_> sad tawk UwU was :3 that +Wherewith x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew hewd xDD you uWu in x3 the cloister? +UwU PANTHINyO. >_< 'Twas of :33 his nephew Pwoteus, x3 youw OwO son. +>_> ANTONyIO. Why, >_> what of him? +UwU PANTHINyO. >w< He x3 wond'wed :3 that x3 youw OwO wowdship +Wouwd suffew ^.^ him to spend :33 his :33 youth uWu at ^.^ home, +While othew men, of slender weputation, +>_> Put fowth uWu theiw xDD sons to >_> seek pwefewment out: +;;w;; Some to x3 the ^-^ waws, to >_> twy uWu theiw :3 fowtunye uWu thewe; +;;w;; Some to OwO discuvw iswands uWu faw :3 away; +;;w;; Some to x3 the ^.^ studious universities. +For uWu any, ow fow aww these exercises, +>w< He uWu said :3 that Pwoteus, x3 youw x3 son, UwU was ;;w;; meet; +xDD And uWu did request ;;w;; me to :33 impowtunye xDD you +;;w;; To wet ^.^ him spend :33 his time nyo ^.^ mowe uWu at ^.^ home, +>_< Which ^.^ wouwd be great impeachment to :33 his age, +^w^ In xDD having ÚwÚ knyown nyo travel uWu in :33 his >_< youth. +>_> ANTONyIO. x3 Nyow uWu nyeed'st xDD thou much :33 impowtunye ;;w;; me to :3 that +Wheweon ÚwÚ this >_> month UwU I uWu have :33 been hammewing. +UwU I uWu have uWu considew'd weww :33 his ^-^ woss of time, +xDD And >w< how ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot be :3 a :3 pewfect ^w^ man, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ being ;;w;; twied ÚwÚ and ^-^ tutow'd uWu in x3 the wowwd: +>w< Expewience >_> is ^.^ by industry UwU achiev'd, +xDD And OwO pewfected ^.^ by x3 the UwU swift course of uWu time. +UwU Then tell ;;w;; me :33 whithew :3 wewe UwU I best to >_> send ^.^ him. +UwU PANTHINyO. UwU I think x3 youw OwO wowdship >_> is nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant +How :33 his >_< companyion, youthfuw Valentine, +;;w;; Attends x3 the >_> Empewow uWu in :33 his royal >_< couwt. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it well. +UwU PANTHINyO. uWu 'Twewe UwU good, UwU I >_< think, x3 youw OwO wowdship sent ^.^ him thither: +>_> Thewe UwU shaww ^.^ he x3 pwactise tilts ÚwÚ and ;;w;; touwnyaments, +>w< Heaw x3 sweet discouwse, convewse with nyobwemen, +xDD And be uWu in ^w^ eye of every ÚwÚ exewcise +Wowthy :33 his :33 youth ÚwÚ and nobleness of xDD biwth. +>_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^.^ wike >w< thy counsew; weww x3 hast xDD thou :33 advis'd; +xDD And :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst >_> pewceive >w< how weww UwU I ^.^ wike :33 it, +uWu The :33 execution of >w< it UwU shaww >_< make UwU knyown: +Even with x3 the ÚwÚ speediest ÚwÚ expedition +UwU I xDD wiww dispatch ^.^ him to x3 the uWu Empewow's >_< couwt. +UwU PANTHINyO. >_< To-mowwow, OwO may >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, ^.^ Don OwO Awphonso +With othew gentlemen of ÚwÚ good >_> esteem +^w^ Awe >_> jouwnyeying to OwO sawute x3 the Empewow, +xDD And to ÚwÚ commend uWu theiw OwO sewvice to :33 his :33 wiww. +>_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ Good company; with them UwU shaww >_< Pwoteus ÚwÚ go. + +Entew x3 PWOTEUS + +^.^ And- uWu in ÚwÚ good :3 time!- nyow xDD wiww ^.^ we bweak with ^.^ him. +PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Sweet love! x3 sweet lines! x3 sweet wife! +:3 Hewe >_> is her uWu hand, x3 the agent of her heawt; +:3 Hewe >_> is her ^-^ oath fow xDD wuv, her x3 honyouw's ÚwÚ pawn. +x3 O :3 that UwU ouw uWu fathews ^.^ wouwd appwaud UwU ouw wuvs, +;;w;; To UwU seaw UwU ouw happinyess with uWu theiw uWu consents! +x3 O ^-^ heavenwy :3 Juwia! +>_> ANTONyIO. How >_< nyow! >_> What >_> wettew OwO awe xDD you weading OwO thewe? +PROTEUS. xDD May't uWu pwease x3 youw lordship, UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow >w< two +Of commendations sent from Valentine, +>_> Dewivew'd ^.^ by :3 a :33 fwiend :3 that ^-^ came from ^.^ him. +>_> ANTONyIO. uWu Wend ;;w;; me x3 the wettew; wet ;;w;; me >_> see >_> what ;;w;; nyews. +PROTEUS. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo news, x3 my wowd; >_> but :3 that ^.^ he >_< wwites +How happily ^.^ he lives, >w< how ^w^ weww-bewov'd +xDD And x3 daiwy graced ^.^ by x3 the OwO Empewow; +:3 Wishing ;;w;; me with :3 him, ;;w;; pawtnyew of :33 his xDD fowtunye. +>_> ANTONyIO. xDD And >w< how stand xDD you affected to :33 his ;;w;; wish? +PROTEUS. ;;w;; As one ^-^ wewying on x3 youw :3 wowdship's :33 wiww, +xDD And nyot depending on :33 his xDD fwiendwy ^w^ wish. +>_> ANTONyIO. OwO My xDD wiww >_> is ^-^ something >_> sowted with :33 his ^w^ wish. +^.^ Muse nyot :3 that UwU I OwO thus ;;w;; suddenwy :33 pwoceed; +For >_> what UwU I :33 wiww, UwU I :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. +UwU I ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd :3 that xDD thou shalt spend x3 some time +With Vawentinyus uWu in x3 the uWu Empewow's >_> couwt; +>_> What maintenyance ^.^ he from :33 his ^w^ fwiends >w< weceives, +Wike >_> exhibition xDD thou shalt uWu have from x3 me. +>_< To-mowwow be uWu in readiness to ;;w;; go- +xDD Excuse >w< it >_> nyot, fow UwU I ^w^ am uWu pewemptowy. +PROTEUS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so >w< soon provided; +ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, deliberate :3 a day ow UwU two. +>_> ANTONyIO. Wook >_> what xDD thou :33 want'st UwU shaww be sent ÚwÚ aftew thee. +No ^.^ mowe of >_< stay; to-mowwow xDD thou ^w^ must ÚwÚ go. +:3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 Panthinyo; xDD you UwU shaww be xDD empwoy'd +;;w;; To x3 hasten on :33 his UwU expedition. +Exeunt ÚwÚ ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and >w< PANTHINyO +PROTEUS. ^-^ Thus uWu have UwU I ;;w;; shunn'd x3 the fire fow feaw of burning, +xDD And drench'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the :33 sea, :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am dwown'd. +UwU I feaw'd to x3 show x3 my >w< fathew ^.^ Juwia's letter, +Lest ^.^ he >_> shouwd OwO take ÚwÚ exceptions to x3 my love; +xDD And with x3 the ;;w;; vantage of >_< minye UwU own UwU excuse +>_< Hath ^.^ he :33 excepted UwU most OwO against x3 my love. +>_< O, >w< how ÚwÚ this ^-^ spwing of wuv wesembweth +uWu The :33 uncewtain :3 gwowy of >w< an ;;w;; Apwiw ^-^ day, +>_< Which nyow >_< shows aww x3 the beauty of x3 the sun, +xDD And ^.^ by >w< an ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; cwoud UwU takes aww away! + +^.^ We-entew >w< PANTHINyO + +UwU PANTHINyO. Sir Pwoteus, x3 youw >w< fathew ;;w;; cawws fow uWu you; +>w< He >_> is uWu in haste; OwO thewefowe, UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ go. +PROTEUS. Why, ÚwÚ this >w< it ^w^ is: x3 my >_< heawt accords thereto; +xDD And yet :3 a thousand times >w< it ^-^ answews 'No.' Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Milan. uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and SPEED + +SPEED. UwU Siw, x3 youw ^-^ gwuv. +VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Nyot mine: x3 my ^.^ gwuvs OwO awe :3 on. +SPEED. Why, >w< then, ÚwÚ this OwO may be OwO youws; fow ÚwÚ this >_> is >_> but onye. +VALENTINE. uWu Ha! wet ;;w;; me see; :33 ay, UwU give >w< it uWu me, x3 it's minye; +ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ ownyament :3 that ;;w;; decks :3 a ^.^ thing divinye! xDD Ah, Siwvia! Siwvia! -SPEED. [Calling] ÚwÚ Madam Siwvia! ÚwÚ Madam Siwvia! -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How nyow, sirrah? -SPEED. She :3 is ^.^ nyot within xDD heawing, sir. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ who bade you caww uWu hew? -SPEED. Your wowship, siw; ^w^ ow ewse I OwO mistook. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Weww, ^w^ you'ww still >w< be xDD too :3 fowwawd. -SPEED. And ÚwÚ yet I ÚwÚ was last chidden uWu fow being xDD too swow. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Go ^.^ to, siw; tell uWu me, ^-^ do you xDD knyow ÚwÚ Madam ÚwÚ Siwvia? -SPEED. She UwU that >_> youw wowship :33 wuvs? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, how xDD knyow you UwU that I x3 am in love? -SPEED. x3 Mawwy, uWu by ^.^ these speciaw >_> mawks: :33 fiwst, you ^.^ have ^.^ weawn'd, >_< wike -Sir Proteus, ^-^ to ^.^ wweath >_> youw ÚwÚ awms >_< wike :3 a mawcontent; ^-^ to ^.^ wewish :3 a -wuv-song, >_< wike :3 a :3 wobin x3 wedbweast; ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk xDD awonye, >_< wike ^-^ onye UwU that -xDD had OwO the pestilence; ^-^ to >w< sigh, >_< wike :3 a school-boy UwU that xDD had lost his -OwO A >_> B C; ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, >_< wike :3 a x3 young wench UwU that xDD had buwied xDD hew UwU gwandam; -^-^ to :3 fast, >_< wike ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ takes diet; ^-^ to xDD watch, >_< wike ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ feaws -ÚwÚ wobbing; ^-^ to speak puling, >_< wike :3 a >_< beggaw at ;;w;; Hawwowmas. You ;;w;; wewe -ÚwÚ wont, when you :3 waughed, ^-^ to crow >_< wike :3 a uWu cock; when you walk'd, ^-^ to -ÚwÚ wawk >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the lions; when you ÚwÚ fasted, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ pwesentwy -aftew xDD dinnyew; when you ^.^ wook'd sadly, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu fow UwU want >_> of ^-^ monyey. -And :3 nyow you awe >_> metamowphis'd with :3 a mistress, UwU that, when I ÚwÚ wook -uWu on you, I can hardly ÚwÚ think you my mastew. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Awe >w< aww ^.^ these >w< things perceiv'd in x3 me? -SPEED. ^.^ They awe >w< aww perceiv'd ^-^ without ^.^ ye. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Without x3 me? ^.^ They :3 cannyot. -SPEED. Without xDD you! ;;w;; Nyay, that's uWu cewtain; for, ^-^ without you ;;w;; wewe OwO so -;;w;; simpwe, UwU nyonye ewse wouwd; uWu but you awe OwO so ^-^ without ^.^ these fowwies -UwU that ^.^ these fowwies awe within you, ÚwÚ and shinye OwO thwough you >_< wike OwO the ->w< watew in OwO an uWu uwinyaw, UwU that ^.^ nyot OwO an eye UwU that >_> sees you uWu but :3 is :3 a -physician ^-^ to :33 comment uWu on >_> youw mawady. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. But tell uWu me, OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow my wady ÚwÚ Siwvia? -SPEED. She UwU that you xDD gaze uWu on so, as ^.^ she OwO sits at uWu suppew? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. xDD Hast :3 thou x3 obsewv'd ÚwÚ that? >_< Even :33 she, I mean. -SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow xDD hew not. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow xDD hew uWu by my UwU gazing uWu on UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu knyow'st -xDD hew not? -SPEED. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot >_< hawd-favouw'd, sir? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyot OwO so :33 faiw, OwO boy, as well-favour'd. -SPEED. >_> Siw, I xDD knyow UwU that ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What OwO dost :3 thou uWu knyow? -SPEED. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so fair :3 as, >_> of you, well-favour'd. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I UwU mean UwU that xDD hew x3 beauty :3 is ^.^ exquisite, uWu but xDD hew :3 favouw ->_> infinyite. -SPEED. ^.^ That's ^.^ because OwO the ^-^ onye :3 is painted, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew >_< out >_> of >w< aww -OwO count. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How painted? ÚwÚ and how >_< out >_> of ;;w;; count? -SPEED. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO so painted, ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD hew :33 faiw, UwU that nyo man counts ->_> of xDD hew ^w^ beauty. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How uWu esteem'st :3 thou x3 me? I >_< account >_> of xDD hew ^w^ beauty. -SPEED. You never ^-^ saw xDD hew >_< since ^.^ she ÚwÚ was deform'd. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath ^.^ she >_< been >_> defowm'd? -SPEED. :33 Evew >_< since you :33 wov'd :3 hew. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ^.^ have :33 wov'd xDD hew >w< evew >_< since I ^-^ saw UwU hew, ÚwÚ and still -I UwU see xDD hew beautiful. -SPEED. >w< If you love UwU hew, you cannyot UwU see :3 hew. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Why? -SPEED. xDD Because ^-^ Wuv :3 is blind. :3 O UwU that you xDD had >_< minye ^w^ eyes; ^w^ ow >_> youw >_> own -eyes xDD had OwO the lights uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to ^.^ have when you xDD chid at Sir -Pwoteus uWu fow ^-^ going ungawtew'd! -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What shouwd I UwU see ^.^ then? -SPEED. Your >_> own ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ fowwy ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< passing ;;w;; defowmity; uWu fow >_< he, -being in love, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU see ^-^ to gawtew his ÚwÚ hose; ÚwÚ and you, being -in love, cannyot UwU see ^-^ to >w< put uWu on >_> youw x3 hose. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Bewike, OwO boy, then you awe in :33 wuv; uWu fow last xDD mownying you -:33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU see ^-^ to wipe my ^-^ shoes. -SPEED. ÚwÚ Twue, siw; I ÚwÚ was in love with my bed. I :3 thank you, you -^-^ swing'd me uWu fow my love, ;;w;; which makes me OwO the OwO bowdew ^-^ to ^w^ chide you -uWu fow ^w^ youws. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU In ;;w;; concwusion, I ^.^ stand ;;w;; affected ^-^ to :3 hew. -SPEED. I would you ;;w;; wewe set, OwO so >_> youw xDD affection would cease. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Wast night ^.^ she :33 enjoin'd me ^-^ to wwite >w< some >w< winyes ^-^ to ^-^ onye -^.^ she ^w^ wuvs. -SPEED. And ^.^ have you? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I have. -SPEED. uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot :3 wamewy writ? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, OwO boy, uWu but as ;;w;; weww as I can ^-^ do ^.^ them. - -x3 Entew SIWVIA - -UwU Peace! here ^.^ she comes. -SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O excellent motion! :3 O >w< exceeding puppet! -Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he interpret ^-^ to :3 hew. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Madam ÚwÚ and mistress, :3 a ^w^ thousand good OwO mowwows. -SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] :33 O, ^w^ give ye good :33 ev'n! -Here's :3 a ^-^ miwwion >_> of OwO mannyews. -:3 SIWVIA. Sir ^w^ Vawentinye ÚwÚ and x3 sewvant, ^-^ to you two UwU thousand. -SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He shouwd ^w^ give xDD hew UwU intewest, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she gives ^.^ it >_> him. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU As you :33 enjoin'd uWu me, I ^.^ have :3 wwit >_> youw letter -^.^ Unto OwO the >w< secwet OwO nyamewess fwiend >_> of yours; -^w^ Which I ÚwÚ was >w< much unwilling ^-^ to :33 pwoceed ÚwÚ in, -But uWu fow my >_> duty ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. -:3 SIWVIA. I :3 thank you, gentwe sewvant. ^.^ 'Tis vewy ^.^ cwewkwy >w< donye. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Nyow xDD twust uWu me, UwU madam, ^.^ it came hardly off; ->_< Fow, being ^w^ ignyowant ^-^ to xDD whom ^.^ it >_> goes, -I :3 wwit at >w< wandom, vewy doubtfuwwy. -:3 SIWVIA. :3 Pewchance you ÚwÚ think xDD too >w< much >_> of OwO so >w< much uWu pains? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, ^.^ madam; OwO so ^.^ it stead you, I uWu wiww write, -UwU Pwease you ^.^ command, :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times as :33 much; -And yet- -:3 SIWVIA. OwO A pwetty pewiod! Weww, I ^.^ guess OwO the ^-^ sequew; -And ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot name >_> it- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I cawe not. -And ÚwÚ yet UwU take :3 this xDD again- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I :3 thank :3 you- -uWu Meanying ^w^ hencefowth ^-^ to twoubwe you nyo more. -SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] And ÚwÚ yet you wiww; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :33 anyothew' OwO yet.' -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What :3 means >_> youw ladyship? Do you ^.^ nyot >_< wike it? -:3 SIWVIA. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ yes; OwO the >w< winyes awe vewy quaintwy wwit; -But, >_< since UwU unwiwwingwy, UwU take them again. -;;w;; Nyay, UwU take ^.^ them. ^.^ [Gives UwU hack OwO the letter] -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Madam, uWu they awe uWu fow you. -:3 SIWVIA. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, you :3 wwit ;;w;; them, ;;w;; siw, at my >_> wequest; -But I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of them; uWu they awe uWu fow >w< you: -I would ^.^ have xDD had them :3 wwit ^-^ mowe ^w^ movingwy. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Pwease you, I'll wwite >_> youw ladyship >_> anyothew. -:3 SIWVIA. And when >w< it's ^w^ wwit, uWu fow my :33 sake ;;w;; wead ^.^ it :33 uvw; -And ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >_> why, ÚwÚ so. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease uWu me, UwU madam, what ^.^ then? -:3 SIWVIA. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw xDD wabouw. -And OwO so good ^.^ mowwow, sewvant. Exit SIWVIA -SPEED. :3 O ÚwÚ jest ;;w;; unseen, ÚwÚ inscwutabwe, >_< invisibwe, -UwU As :3 a nyose uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; face, ^w^ ow :3 a ^-^ weathewcock uWu on :3 a steepwe! -UwU My ^w^ mastew ^w^ sues ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught xDD hew suitow, -ÚwÚ He being xDD hew ^-^ pupiw, ^-^ to ÚwÚ become xDD hew >_< tutow. -:3 O excellent ^w^ device! >_> Was there >w< evew heard :3 a :3 bettew, -:33 That my :3 mastew, being scwibe, ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf shouwd wwite OwO the >_> wettew? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! What awe you weasonying with :3 youwsewf? -SPEED. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ was rhyming: 'tis you UwU that ^.^ have OwO the reason. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; what? -SPEED. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a >_> spokesman ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Madam ÚwÚ Siwvia? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To >_< whom? -SPEED. ÚwÚ To yourself; >_> why, ^.^ she woos you uWu by :3 a >_< figuwe. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What figure? -SPEED. By :3 a letter, I shouwd >w< say. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 wwit ^-^ to >_> me. -SPEED. What :3 nyeed :33 she, when ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 made you wwite ^-^ to :3 youwsewf? -ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot pewceive OwO the jest? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, believe >_> me. -SPEED. :3 Nyo bewieving you :3 indeed, sir. But >_> did you pewceive xDD hew -uWu eawnyest? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. She >_> gave me UwU nyonye ^-^ except OwO an :3 angwy :33 wowd. -SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >w< given you :3 a letter. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ That's OwO the letter I :3 wwit ^-^ to xDD hew >w< fwiend. -SPEED. And UwU that letter ;;w;; hath ^.^ she deliver'd, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe nyo >w< wowse. -SPEED. I'll ;;w;; wawwant you 'tis as :33 weww. -'For >_< often ^.^ have you :3 wwit ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and :33 she, in modesty, -Ow ewse uWu fow UwU want >_> of :33 idwe UwU time, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU again ^w^ wepwy; -Ow feawing ewse >w< some :33 messengew UwU that UwU might xDD hew :33 mind :33 discuvw, -Hewsewf ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught xDD hew love ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to wwite x3 unto xDD hew wuvw.' -^-^ Aww :3 this I speak in print, uWu fow in x3 pwint I ;;w;; found it. UwU Why ^w^ muse you, -sir? ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; dinnyew xDD time. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ^.^ have OwO din'd. -SPEED. >w< Ay, uWu but heawken, siw; >w< though OwO the >_< chameweon ^-^ Wuv can :33 feed uWu on -OwO the :3 aiw, I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that x3 am uWu nyouwish'd uWu by my victuaws, ÚwÚ and would -fain ^.^ have meat. :33 O, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< wike >_> youw :33 mistwess! Be moved, >w< be ÚwÚ muvd. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Vewonya. JUWIA'S house - -x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA - -xDD PWOTEUS. >_< Have >_> patience, gentwe xDD Juwia. -JUWIA. I xDD must, xDD whewe :3 is nyo wemedy. -xDD PWOTEUS. When ^w^ possibwy I ^-^ can, I uWu wiww ^w^ wetuwn. -JUWIA. >w< If you xDD tuwn ;;w;; nyot, you uWu wiww xDD wetuwn OwO the OwO soonyew. -Keep :3 this wemembwance uWu fow >w< thy xDD Juwia's sake. -[Giving :3 a >w< wing] -xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, then, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ make >_> exchange. Here, UwU take you ÚwÚ this. -JUWIA. And >w< seaw OwO the :3 bawgain with :3 a holy ;;w;; kiss. -xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my hand uWu fow my OwO twue OwO constancy; -And when UwU that hour o'ewswips me in OwO the :3 day -OwO Whewein I sigh ;;w;; nyot, Julia, uWu fow >w< thy UwU sake, -The next >w< ensuing hour >w< some ;;w;; fouw mischance -Torment me uWu fow my ^-^ wuv's >_> fowgetfuwnyess! -UwU My fathew ^w^ stays my UwU coming; ÚwÚ answew not; -The >_< tide :3 is >w< nyow- xDD nyay, ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< tide >_> of :33 teaws: -:33 That >_< tide uWu wiww stay me ÚwÚ wongew than I shouwd. -Julia, faweweww! Exit xDD JUWIA ->_> What, gonye ^-^ without :3 a UwU wowd? ->w< Ay, OwO so OwO twue love shouwd :33 do: ^.^ it cannyot >_< speak; ->_< Fow >w< twuth ;;w;; hath better deeds than uWu wowds ^-^ to OwO gwace it. - -x3 Entew PANTHINyO - -PANTHINyO. Sir Proteus, you awe :33 stay'd OwO fow. -xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Go; I xDD come, I come. -Alas! :3 this pawting strikes UwU poow lovers ;;w;; dumb. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Vewonya. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew ^w^ WAUNCE, leading :3 a ^.^ dog - -^-^ WAUNCE. ;;w;; Nyay, 'twill >w< be :3 this hour ewe I ^.^ have x3 donye ^w^ weeping; >w< aww OwO the ->w< kind >_> of OwO the Launces ^.^ have :3 this vewy fault. I ^.^ have receiv'd my ->_> pwopowtion, >_< wike OwO the Prodigious >_< Son, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^-^ going with Sir -Pwoteus ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Impewiaw's couwt. I ÚwÚ think UwU Cwab my ^.^ dog >w< be OwO the -souwest-nyatuwed ^.^ dog UwU that lives: my mothew :3 weeping, my fathew ->_> waiwing, my ^-^ sistew xDD cwying, ^-^ ouw maid >w< howwing, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cat wwinging xDD hew -x3 hands, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw house in :3 a gweat >_> pewpwexity; ÚwÚ yet >_> did ^.^ nyot :3 this -cruel-hearted >_> cuw shed ^-^ onye tear. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a ^.^ stonye, :3 a vewy pebble -^.^ stonye, ÚwÚ and >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity in him than :3 a >_< dog. OwO A OwO Jew would ^.^ have ->_> wept ^-^ to ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ ouw pawting; >_> why, my gwandam having nyo >_> eyes, -ÚwÚ wook you, >_> wept x3 hewsewf uWu bwind at my pawting. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll show you -OwO the manner >_> of it. :3 This :33 shoe :3 is my uWu fathew; no, :3 this weft :33 shoe :3 is -my uWu fathew; no, no, weft :33 shoe :3 is my mother; xDD nyay, UwU that cannyot >w< be OwO so -neither; yes, ^.^ it :3 is so, ^.^ it :3 is so, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath OwO the ^-^ wowsew sowe. :3 This -:33 shoe with OwO the hole in ^.^ it :3 is my mothew, ÚwÚ and :3 this my father. OwO A -;;w;; vengeance uWu on x3 't! Thewe OwO 'tis. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 this xDD staff :3 is my ;;w;; sistew, -for, ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ she :3 is as >_> white as :3 a ^-^ wiwy ÚwÚ and as small as :3 a >w< wand; -:3 this ÚwÚ hat :3 is Nan ^-^ ouw >_< maid; I x3 am OwO the ^.^ dog; no, OwO the ^.^ dog :3 is himself, -ÚwÚ and I x3 am OwO the >_> dog- :33 O, OwO the ^.^ dog :3 is uWu me, ÚwÚ and I x3 am mysewf; ^-^ ay, so, ÚwÚ so. -Nyow come I ^-^ to my father: uWu 'Fathew, >_> youw x3 bwessing.' Nyow shouwd ^.^ nyot -OwO the :33 shoe speak :3 a >_> wowd uWu fow ^w^ weeping; :3 nyow shouwd I ÚwÚ kiss my uWu fathew; -well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ weeps x3 on. Nyow come I ^-^ to my mother. :3 O UwU that ^.^ she :33 couwd -speak :3 nyow >_< wike :3 a >_> wood woman! Weww, I ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ hew- x3 why there 'tis; ->w< hewe's my >_> mothew's >_> bweath OwO up ÚwÚ and down. Nyow come I ^-^ to my sistew; -mark OwO the ^.^ moan ^.^ she ÚwÚ makes. Nyow OwO the ^.^ dog >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe ^-^ sheds ^.^ nyot :3 a -tear, :3 nyow ^-^ speaks :3 a ^w^ wowd; uWu but UwU see how I uWu way OwO the ^.^ dust with my -uWu teaws. - -x3 Entew PANTHINyO - -PANTHINyO. UwU Waunce, ^w^ away, ^w^ away, ÚwÚ aboawd! x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 is >_< shipp'd, ÚwÚ and -:3 thou art ^-^ to OwO post aftew with oars. What's OwO the matter? UwU Why :33 weep'st -thou, man? Away, ^w^ ass! You'll wose OwO the >_< tide ^-^ if you tawwy ^-^ any -longer. -^-^ WAUNCE. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter ^-^ if OwO the tied ;;w;; wewe UwU wost; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the -OwO unkindest tied UwU that >w< evew ^-^ any man uWu tied. -PANTHINyO. What's OwO the OwO unkindest ÚwÚ tide? -^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he that's tied ;;w;; hewe, Crab, my >_< dog. -PANTHINyO. UwU Tut, man, I UwU mean x3 thou'wt wose OwO the ^.^ fwood, :3 and, in >w< wosing -OwO the ^.^ fwood, wose >w< thy voyage, :3 and, in >w< wosing >w< thy voyage, wose >w< thy -:3 mastew, :3 and, in >w< wosing >w< thy :3 mastew, wose >w< thy UwU sewvice, :3 and, in ->w< wosing >w< thy :33 sewvice- UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou xDD stop my xDD mouth? -^-^ WAUNCE. >_< Fow ;;w;; feaw :3 thou shouldst wose >w< thy OwO tongue. -PANTHINyO. :3 Whewe shouwd I wose my tongue? -^-^ WAUNCE. UwU In >w< thy >_> tawe. -PANTHINyO. UwU In >w< thy OwO taiw! -^-^ WAUNCE. ^w^ Wose OwO the tide, ÚwÚ and OwO the voyage, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and OwO the -UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< tied! ÚwÚ Why, man, ^-^ if OwO the >_> wivew ;;w;; wewe >_> dwy, I x3 am able -^-^ to fiww ^.^ it with my teaws; ^-^ if OwO the ^.^ wind ;;w;; wewe down, I :33 couwd ÚwÚ dwive -OwO the ^-^ boat with my ^w^ sighs. -PANTHINyO. ^w^ Come, come ^w^ away, >w< man; I ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to caww thee. -^-^ WAUNCE. >_> Siw, caww me what :3 thou dar'st. -PANTHINyO. uWu Wiww :3 thou go? -^-^ WAUNCE. Weww, I uWu wiww ^.^ go. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew SIWVIA, VALENTINE, ÚwÚ THUWIO, ÚwÚ and SPEED - -:3 SIWVIA. x3 Sewvant! -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Mistwess? -SPEED. UwU Mastew, Sir ^w^ Thuwio :33 fwowns uWu on you. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, OwO boy, >w< it's uWu fow wuv. -SPEED. :3 Nyot >_> of you. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. x3 Of my mistress, xDD then. -SPEED. 'Twewe good you ^w^ knyock'd >_> him. Exit -:3 SIWVIA. Servant, you awe :33 sad. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Indeed, UwU madam, I ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ so. -x3 THUWIO. xDD Seem you UwU that you awe not? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Hapwy I do. -x3 THUWIO. ^w^ So ^-^ do ^.^ countewfeits. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ So ^-^ do you. -x3 THUWIO. What ÚwÚ seem I UwU that I x3 am not? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO Wise. -x3 THUWIO. What instance >_> of OwO the >w< contwawy? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Your fowwy. -x3 THUWIO. And how ^.^ quote you my >w< fowwy? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ^.^ quote ^.^ it in >_> youw jerkin. -x3 THUWIO. UwU My ^w^ jewkin :3 is :3 a ^w^ doubwet. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Weww, then, I'll double >_> youw fowwy. -x3 THUWIO. :3 How? -:3 SIWVIA. >_> What, :33 angwy, Sir Thuwio! Do you >_> change ;;w;; cowouw? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Give him leave, ^.^ madam; ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of chameleon. -x3 THUWIO. :33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe :33 mind ^-^ to :33 feed uWu on >_> youw UwU bwood than live in >_> youw +SPEED. [Calling] >w< Madam Siwvia! >w< Madam Siwvia! +VALENTINE. How now, ÚwÚ siwwah? +SPEED. :33 She >_> is nyot within UwU heawing, sir. +VALENTINE. Why, ^w^ siw, who ;;w;; bade xDD you caww OwO hew? +SPEED. uWu Youw worship, siw; ow >_> ewse UwU I mistook. +VALENTINE. xDD Weww, you'ww still be ^w^ too :33 fowwawd. +SPEED. xDD And yet UwU I UwU was >w< wast :33 chidden fow ^.^ being ^w^ too slow. +VALENTINE. Go ^.^ to, siw; tell uWu me, UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow >w< Madam Silvia? +SPEED. :33 She :3 that x3 youw :33 wowship >w< wuvs? +VALENTINE. Why, >w< how ^.^ knyow xDD you :3 that UwU I ^w^ am uWu in love? +SPEED. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ by these >_> speciaw ;;w;; mawks: ÚwÚ fiwst, xDD you uWu have ^w^ weawn'd, ^.^ wike +Sir Pwoteus, to wreath x3 youw :3 awms ^.^ wike :3 a >_< mawcontent; to wewish :3 a +wuv-song, ^.^ wike :3 a robin :33 wedbweast; to UwU wawk ^-^ awonye, ^.^ wike one :3 that +xDD had x3 the :3 pestiwence; to uWu sigh, ^.^ wike :3 a school-boy :3 that xDD had wost :33 his +^-^ A B ^-^ C; to >_> weep, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD young OwO wench :3 that xDD had buried her grandam; +to OwO fast, ^.^ wike one :3 that UwU takes diet; to >w< watch, ^.^ wike one :3 that OwO feaws +wobbing; to speak ^.^ puwing, ^.^ wike :3 a beggar uWu at ;;w;; Hawwowmas. >_> You :3 wewe +ÚwÚ wont, when xDD you x3 waughed, to x3 cwow ^.^ wike :3 a UwU cock; when xDD you walk'd, to +UwU wawk ^.^ wike one of x3 the >_> wions; when xDD you x3 fasted, >w< it UwU was presently +ÚwÚ aftew uWu dinnyew; when xDD you >_> wook'd sadwy, >w< it UwU was fow ^.^ want of money. +xDD And nyow xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; metamowphis'd with :3 a ^-^ mistwess, :3 that, when UwU I wook +on UwU you, UwU I ^.^ can hardly think xDD you x3 my master. +VALENTINE. ^w^ Awe aww these ^.^ things ^-^ pewceiv'd uWu in me? +SPEED. ^-^ They OwO awe aww ^-^ pewceiv'd ^-^ without uWu ye. +VALENTINE. Without me? ^-^ They cannot. +SPEED. Without you! Nyay, ^w^ that's ^-^ cewtain; for, ^-^ without xDD you :3 wewe UwU so +simpwe, >_< nyonye >_> ewse >w< wouwd; >_> but xDD you OwO awe UwU so ^-^ without these follies +:3 that these follies OwO awe within UwU you, ÚwÚ and shine ^w^ thwough xDD you ^.^ wike x3 the +UwU watew uWu in >w< an ÚwÚ uwinyaw, :3 that nyot >w< an ^w^ eye :3 that sees xDD you >_> but >_> is :3 a +^.^ physician to ^.^ comment on x3 youw ^.^ mawady. +VALENTINE. OwO But tell uWu me, dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow x3 my uWu wady Silvia? +SPEED. :33 She :3 that xDD you ÚwÚ gaze on >_> so, >_< as ^.^ she >_> sits uWu at supper? +VALENTINE. Hast xDD thou :33 obsewv'd ^-^ that? Even uWu she, UwU I x3 mean. +SPEED. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow her not. +VALENTINE. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow her ^.^ by x3 my >_< gazing on hew, ÚwÚ and yet ^w^ knyow'st +her ^w^ nyot? +SPEED. Is ^.^ she nyot uWu hawd-favouw'd, UwU siw? +VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so faiw, ^-^ boy, >_< as x3 weww-favouw'd. +SPEED. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that weww enyough. +VALENTINE. >_> What dost xDD thou xDD knyow? +SPEED. :33 That ^.^ she >_> is nyot UwU so >w< faiw as, of UwU you, x3 weww-favouw'd. +VALENTINE. UwU I >_> mean :3 that her beauty >_> is exquisite, >_> but her ^.^ favouw +:33 infinyite. +SPEED. >w< That's uWu because x3 the one >_> is painted, ÚwÚ and x3 the othew x3 out of aww +count. +VALENTINE. How ÚwÚ painted? ÚwÚ and >w< how x3 out of x3 count? +SPEED. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU so painted, to >_< make her faiw, :3 that nyo x3 man counts +of her beauty. +VALENTINE. How ^-^ esteem'st xDD thou me? UwU I :33 account of her beauty. +SPEED. >_> You >_< nyevew saw her xDD since ^.^ she UwU was OwO defowm'd. +VALENTINE. How ^-^ wong hath ^.^ she :33 been OwO defowm'd? +SPEED. ^w^ Evew xDD since xDD you :3 wov'd her. +VALENTINE. UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd her OwO evew xDD since UwU I saw hew, ÚwÚ and still +UwU I >_> see her beautiful. +SPEED. ;;w;; If xDD you wuv hew, xDD you ;;w;; cannyot >_> see her. +VALENTINE. xDD Why? +SPEED. >_< Because Wuv >_> is bwind. x3 O :3 that xDD you xDD had >_< minye eyes; ow x3 youw UwU own +eyes xDD had x3 the wights ;;w;; they :3 wewe UwU wont to uWu have when xDD you ;;w;; chid uWu at Sir +>_< Pwoteus fow x3 going OwO ungawtew'd! +VALENTINE. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I >_> see ^w^ then? +SPEED. uWu Youw UwU own xDD pwesent >w< fowwy ÚwÚ and her passing ^w^ defowmity; fow xDD he, +^.^ being uWu in xDD wuv, couwd nyot >_> see to x3 gawtew :33 his hose; ÚwÚ and UwU you, ^.^ being +uWu in xDD wuv, ;;w;; cannyot >_> see to put on x3 youw x3 hose. +VALENTINE. x3 Bewike, ^-^ boy, xDD then xDD you OwO awe uWu in love; fow >w< wast mownying xDD you +couwd nyot >_> see to xDD wipe x3 my ^.^ shoes. +SPEED. >_< Twue, siw; UwU I UwU was uWu in wuv with x3 my :3 bed. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD you +>_> swing'd ;;w;; me fow x3 my xDD wuv, which x3 makes ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ bowdew to UwU chide xDD you +fow x3 youws. +VALENTINE. ^w^ In conclusion, UwU I stand affected to her. +SPEED. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you :3 wewe ^-^ set, UwU so x3 youw :3 affection ^.^ wouwd >_> cease. +VALENTINE. UwU Wast >w< nyight ^.^ she ^w^ enjoin'd ;;w;; me to >w< wwite x3 some lines to one +^.^ she :3 wuvs. +SPEED. xDD And uWu have you? +VALENTINE. UwU I :3 have. +SPEED. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they nyot wamewy writ? +VALENTINE. :3 Nyo, ^-^ boy, >_> but >_< as weww >_< as UwU I ^.^ can UwU do OwO them. + +Entew >w< SIWVIA + +;;w;; Peace! OwO hewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. +SPEED. :3 [Aside] x3 O :3 excewwent ^-^ motion! x3 O :33 exceeding ^.^ puppet! +Now xDD wiww ^.^ he UwU intewpwet to her. +VALENTINE. >w< Madam ÚwÚ and ^-^ mistwess, :3 a thousand ÚwÚ good xDD mowwows. +SPEED. :3 [Aside] >_< O, UwU give OwO ye ÚwÚ good ev'n! +>_> Hewe's :3 a miwwion of mannyews. +OwO SIWVIA. Sir Valentine ÚwÚ and uWu sewvant, to xDD you >w< two ÚwÚ thousand. +SPEED. :3 [Aside] >w< He >_> shouwd UwU give her intewest, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; gives >w< it ^.^ him. +VALENTINE. ;;w;; As xDD you ^w^ enjoin'd uWu me, UwU I uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 youw >_> wettew +uWu Unto x3 the secret ^-^ nyamewess :33 fwiend of OwO youws; +>_< Which UwU I UwU was much xDD unwiwwing to proceed x3 in, +OwO But fow x3 my >_> duty to x3 youw ladyship. +OwO SIWVIA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ^-^ gentwe servant. 'Tis xDD vewy ^.^ cwewkwy ^-^ donye. +VALENTINE. Now :33 twust uWu me, UwU madam, >w< it ^-^ came hardly :33 off; +For, ^.^ being ÚwÚ ignyowant to ÚwÚ whom >w< it :33 goes, +UwU I ^-^ wwit uWu at ^w^ wandom, xDD vewy doubtfully. +OwO SIWVIA. Pewchance xDD you think ^w^ too much of UwU so much ^-^ pains? +VALENTINE. :3 Nyo, x3 madam; UwU so >w< it OwO stead UwU you, UwU I xDD wiww wwite, +ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you >_> command, :3 a thousand times >_< as >_> much; +xDD And UwU yet- +OwO SIWVIA. ^-^ A OwO pwetty x3 pewiod! xDD Weww, UwU I guess x3 the sequel; +xDD And yet UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD nyame OwO it- ÚwÚ and yet UwU I :3 cawe not. +xDD And yet OwO take ÚwÚ this ^w^ again- ÚwÚ and yet UwU I >_> thank :3 you- +:3 Meanying henceforth to >_> twoubwe xDD you nyo more. +SPEED. :3 [Aside] xDD And yet xDD you :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ anyothew' yet.' +VALENTINE. >_> What means x3 youw ladyship? Do xDD you nyot ^.^ wike :33 it? +OwO SIWVIA. Yes, yes; x3 the lines OwO awe xDD vewy x3 quaintwy UwU wwit; +But, xDD since unwiwwingwy, OwO take them ;;w;; again. +Nyay, OwO take OwO them. xDD [Gives OwO hack x3 the >_> wettew] +VALENTINE. uWu Madam, ;;w;; they OwO awe fow OwO you. +OwO SIWVIA. Ay, :33 ay, xDD you ^-^ wwit ÚwÚ them, ^w^ siw, uWu at x3 my :3 wequest; +OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyonye of OwO them; ;;w;; they OwO awe fow xDD you: +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had them ^-^ wwit ^.^ mowe ^-^ movingwy. +VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, I'll >w< wwite x3 youw >w< wadyship anyothew. +OwO SIWVIA. xDD And when x3 it's ;;w;; wwit, fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake ^w^ wead >w< it over; +xDD And >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, so; >_> if >_> nyot, >w< why, :3 so. +VALENTINE. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease uWu me, UwU madam, >_> what ^w^ then? +OwO SIWVIA. Why, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, OwO take >w< it fow x3 youw uWu wabouw. +xDD And UwU so ÚwÚ good morrow, servant. uWu Exit >w< SIWVIA +SPEED. x3 O xDD jest ÚwÚ unseen, inscrutable, >_> invisibwe, +;;w;; As :3 a x3 nyose on :3 a :33 man's >w< face, ow :3 a weathewcock on :3 a :3 steepwe! +OwO My >_< mastew ÚwÚ sues to >w< hew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she hath ÚwÚ taught her >_> suitow, +>w< He ^.^ being her xDD pupiw, to :33 become her tutor. +x3 O :3 excewwent device! Was there OwO evew heard :3 a better, +:33 That x3 my ^.^ mastew, ^.^ being scribe, to >_< himsewf >_> shouwd >w< wwite x3 the wettew? +VALENTINE. How now, sir! >_> What OwO awe xDD you :33 weasonying with >w< youwsewf? +SPEED. Nyay, UwU I UwU was whyming: UwU 'tis xDD you :3 that uWu have x3 the reason. +VALENTINE. ;;w;; To UwU do UwU what? +SPEED. ;;w;; To be :3 a ^.^ spokesman from >w< Madam Silvia? +VALENTINE. ;;w;; To >w< whom? +SPEED. ;;w;; To :33 youwsewf; >w< why, ^.^ she OwO woos xDD you ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ figuwe. +VALENTINE. >_> What ^.^ figuwe? +SPEED. ^-^ By :3 a letter, UwU I >_> shouwd :3 say. +VALENTINE. Why, ^.^ she hath nyot ^-^ wwit to x3 me. +SPEED. >_> What >_< nyeed uWu she, when ^.^ she hath UwU made xDD you >w< wwite to >w< youwsewf? +Why, UwU do xDD you nyot >_> pewceive x3 the UwU jest? +VALENTINE. :3 Nyo, ^-^ bewieve x3 me. +SPEED. No believing xDD you :33 indeed, sir. OwO But uWu did xDD you >_> pewceive her +eawnyest? +VALENTINE. :33 She uWu gave ;;w;; me >_< nyonye :33 except >w< an angry OwO wowd. +SPEED. Why, ^.^ she hath UwU given xDD you :3 a >_> wettew. +VALENTINE. >w< That's x3 the >_> wettew UwU I ^-^ wwit to her :3 fwiend. +SPEED. xDD And :3 that >_> wettew hath ^.^ she UwU dewivew'd, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. +VALENTINE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe nyo x3 wowse. +SPEED. I'll :33 wawwant xDD you UwU 'tis >_< as well. +^w^ 'Fow often uWu have xDD you ^-^ wwit to >w< hew; ÚwÚ and uWu she, uWu in OwO modesty, +:33 Ow >_> ewse fow ^.^ want of idle time, couwd nyot again reply; +:33 Ow feawing >_> ewse x3 some :3 messengew :3 that ^w^ might her ^-^ mind discover, +>w< Hewsewf hath ÚwÚ taught her wuv >_< himsewf to >w< wwite >w< unto her >w< wuvw.' +All ÚwÚ this UwU I speak uWu in OwO pwint, fow uWu in pwint UwU I >_> found :3 it. Why >_< muse UwU you, +UwU siw? 'Tis dinner uWu time. +VALENTINE. UwU I uWu have din'd. +SPEED. Ay, >_> but hearken, siw; ^w^ though x3 the chameleon Wuv ^.^ can >w< feed on +x3 the air, UwU I ^w^ am one :3 that ^w^ am >_< nyouwish'd ^.^ by x3 my victuaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd +>_> fain uWu have ^w^ meat. >_< O, be nyot ^.^ wike x3 youw mistwess! ^w^ Be UwU muvd, be :33 muvd. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Verona. JUWIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew x3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and x3 JUWIA + +PROTEUS. :3 Have patience, ^-^ gentwe Juwia. +uWu JUWIA. UwU I ;;w;; must, :3 whewe >_> is nyo UwU wemedy. +PROTEUS. x3 When xDD possibwy UwU I ^-^ can, UwU I xDD wiww wetuwn. +uWu JUWIA. ;;w;; If xDD you turn >_> nyot, xDD you xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn x3 the soonyew. +^w^ Keep ÚwÚ this wemembwance fow >w< thy ^.^ Juwia's sake. +>_> [Giving :3 a :3 wing] +PROTEUS. Why, >w< then, we'll >_< make ^-^ exchange. Here, OwO take xDD you UwU this. +uWu JUWIA. xDD And UwU seaw x3 the ^w^ bawgain with :3 a >w< howy >w< kiss. +PROTEUS. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 my uWu hand fow x3 my true ^.^ constancy; +xDD And when :3 that >_> houw ÚwÚ o'ewswips ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the day +^-^ Whewein UwU I x3 sigh >_> nyot, Julia, fow >w< thy ^w^ sake, +uWu The :3 nyext ;;w;; ensuing >_> houw x3 some fouw :33 mischance +Towment ;;w;; me fow x3 my love's >_> fowgetfuwnyess! +OwO My >w< fathew uWu stays x3 my >w< coming; answew x3 nyot; +uWu The >_< tide >_> is x3 nyow- x3 nyay, nyot >w< thy >_< tide of UwU teaws: +:33 That >_< tide xDD wiww xDD stay ;;w;; me longer than UwU I OwO shouwd. +Julia, farewell! uWu Exit x3 JUWIA +What, >_> gonye ^-^ without :3 a word? +Ay, UwU so true wuv >_> shouwd ^.^ do: >w< it ;;w;; cannyot speak; +For uWu twuth hath xDD bettew >_< deeds than wowds to xDD gwace :3 it. + +Entew >w< PANTHINyO + +UwU PANTHINyO. Sir Pwoteus, xDD you OwO awe OwO stay'd ;;w;; fow. +PROTEUS. :33 Go; UwU I come, UwU I x3 come. +^-^ Awas! ÚwÚ this >w< pawting :33 stwikes poor ^w^ wuvws :33 dumb. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +Verona. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew >w< WAUNCE, weading :3 a dog + +WAUNCE. Nyay, 'twill be ÚwÚ this >_> houw ere UwU I uWu have donye weeping; aww x3 the +uWu kind of x3 the >w< Waunces uWu have ÚwÚ this xDD vewy ^-^ fauwt. UwU I uWu have weceiv'd x3 my +proportion, ^.^ wike x3 the >_< Pwodigious UwU Son, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am x3 going with Sir +>_< Pwoteus to x3 the Impewiaw's >_< couwt. UwU I think ^-^ Cwab x3 my dog be x3 the +sourest-natured dog :3 that lives: x3 my mothew weeping, x3 my >w< fathew +waiwing, x3 my :3 sistew >_< cwying, UwU ouw >_< maid howwing, UwU ouw :33 cat ^-^ wwinging her +^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw ;;w;; house uWu in :3 a great UwU pewpwexity; yet uWu did nyot ÚwÚ this +>_< cwuew-heawted cur x3 shed one >_> teaw. >w< He >_> is :3 a OwO stonye, :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ pebbwe +OwO stonye, ÚwÚ and >_> has nyo ^.^ mowe pity uWu in ^.^ him than :3 a :33 dog. ^-^ A Jew ^.^ wouwd uWu have +:33 wept to uWu have :3 seen UwU ouw :33 pawting; >w< why, x3 my :3 gwandam xDD having nyo ^w^ eyes, +wook UwU you, :33 wept herself ^w^ bwind uWu at x3 my ^w^ pawting. Nyay, I'll x3 show xDD you +x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :3 it. This >w< shoe >_> is x3 my father; no, ÚwÚ this left >w< shoe >_> is +x3 my father; no, no, left >w< shoe >_> is x3 my mothew; x3 nyay, :3 that ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so +UwU nyeithew; :3 yes, >w< it >_> is >_> so, >w< it >_> is >_> so, >w< it hath x3 the >_> wowsew sole. This +>w< shoe with x3 the x3 howe uWu in >w< it >_> is x3 my :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 my :33 fathew. ^-^ A +UwU vengeance on ÚwÚ 't! >_> Thewe UwU 'tis. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this uWu staff >_> is x3 my ^-^ sistew, +for, wook UwU you, ^.^ she >_> is >_< as ^-^ white >_< as :3 a ;;w;; wiwy ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU smaww >_< as :3 a x3 wand; +ÚwÚ this ^w^ hat >_> is Nan UwU ouw >_> maid; UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD dog; no, x3 the dog >_> is himsewf, +ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am x3 the dog- >_< O, x3 the dog >_> is uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< mysewf; :33 ay, >_> so, :3 so. +Now come UwU I to x3 my fathew: :33 'Fathew, x3 youw :3 bwessing.' Now >_> shouwd nyot +x3 the >w< shoe speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd fow weeping; nyow >_> shouwd UwU I :3 kiss x3 my father; +weww, ^.^ he ^.^ weeps :3 on. Now come UwU I to x3 my x3 mothew. x3 O :3 that ^.^ she couwd +speak nyow ^.^ wike :3 a uWu wood OwO woman! xDD Weww, UwU I :3 kiss xDD hew- >w< why there ÚwÚ 'tis; +hewe's x3 my ;;w;; mothew's UwU bweath x3 up ÚwÚ and down. Now come UwU I to x3 my x3 sistew; +mark x3 the >_> moan ^.^ she makes. Now x3 the dog aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe :3 sheds nyot :3 a +tear, nor xDD speaks :3 a wowd; >_> but >_> see >w< how UwU I uWu way x3 the x3 dust with x3 my +>w< teaws. + +Entew >w< PANTHINyO + +UwU PANTHINyO. ^-^ Waunce, away, away, aboard! x3 Thy >_< mastew >_> is :33 shipp'd, ÚwÚ and +xDD thou awt to x3 post ÚwÚ aftew with oars. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? Why :33 weep'st +UwU thou, man? :33 Away, ^w^ ass! You'll wose x3 the >_< tide >_> if xDD you ^.^ tawwy xDD any +wongew. +WAUNCE. ^.^ It >_> is nyo ;;w;; mattew >_> if x3 the tied :3 wewe ^.^ wost; fow >w< it >_> is x3 the +unkindest tied :3 that OwO evew xDD any x3 man tied. +UwU PANTHINyO. x3 What's x3 the unkindest UwU tide? +WAUNCE. Why, ^.^ he ^w^ that's tied UwU hewe, Cwab, x3 my :33 dog. +UwU PANTHINyO. Tut, ^w^ man, UwU I >_> mean thou'lt wose x3 the flood, x3 and, uWu in losing +x3 the flood, wose >w< thy >_> voyage, x3 and, uWu in losing >w< thy >_> voyage, wose >w< thy +^.^ mastew, x3 and, uWu in losing >w< thy ^.^ mastew, wose >w< thy sewvice, x3 and, uWu in +losing >w< thy service- Why dost xDD thou ÚwÚ stop x3 my mouth? +WAUNCE. For feaw xDD thou shouwdst wose >w< thy :33 tongue. +UwU PANTHINyO. Whewe >_> shouwd UwU I wose x3 my ^.^ tongue? +WAUNCE. ^w^ In >w< thy ^-^ tawe. +UwU PANTHINyO. ^w^ In >w< thy taiw! +WAUNCE. >_< Wose x3 the OwO tide, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> voyage, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and x3 the +sewvice, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD tied! Why, ^w^ man, >_> if x3 the river :3 wewe ^.^ dwy, UwU I ^w^ am able +to ^w^ fiww >w< it with x3 my teaws; >_> if x3 the wind :3 wewe ;;w;; down, UwU I couwd UwU dwive +x3 the ^.^ boat with x3 my sighs. +UwU PANTHINyO. ^.^ Come, come away, xDD man; UwU I UwU was sent to caww thee. +WAUNCE. UwU Siw, caww ;;w;; me >_> what xDD thou dar'st. +UwU PANTHINyO. Will xDD thou >w< go? +WAUNCE. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +Milan. uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew SILVIA, ÚwÚ VAWENTINyE, xDD THUWIO, ÚwÚ and SPEED + +OwO SIWVIA. Servant! +VALENTINE. xDD Mistwess? +SPEED. ^-^ Mastew, Sir Thuwio uWu fwowns on OwO you. +VALENTINE. Ay, ^-^ boy, x3 it's fow love. +SPEED. ÚwÚ Nyot of OwO you. +VALENTINE. Of x3 my ^-^ mistwess, UwU then. +SPEED. uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good xDD you knyock'd ^.^ him. uWu Exit +OwO SIWVIA. Servant, xDD you OwO awe OwO sad. +VALENTINE. >w< Indeed, UwU madam, UwU I xDD seem :3 so. +THURIO. Seem xDD you :3 that xDD you OwO awe ^w^ nyot? +VALENTINE. Haply UwU I xDD do. +THURIO. ^w^ So UwU do ;;w;; countewfeits. +VALENTINE. ^w^ So UwU do OwO you. +THURIO. >_> What xDD seem UwU I :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ nyot? +VALENTINE. UwU Wise. +THURIO. >_> What uWu instance of x3 the uWu contwawy? +VALENTINE. uWu Youw ^w^ fowwy. +THURIO. xDD And >w< how quote xDD you x3 my >_< fowwy? +VALENTINE. UwU I quote >w< it uWu in x3 youw :33 jewkin. +THURIO. OwO My x3 jewkin >_> is :3 a doublet. +VALENTINE. xDD Weww, >w< then, I'll :3 doubwe x3 youw ^w^ fowwy. +THURIO. ÚwÚ How? +OwO SIWVIA. What, ;;w;; angwy, Sir Thuwio! Do xDD you change xDD cowouw? +VALENTINE. Give ^.^ him weave, x3 madam; ^.^ he >_> is :3 a uWu kind of ^-^ chameweon. +THURIO. :33 That hath ^.^ mowe ^-^ mind to >w< feed on x3 youw :3 bwood than ^w^ wive uWu in x3 youw air. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. You ^.^ have said, sir. -x3 THUWIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and x3 donye UwU too, uWu fow :3 this xDD time. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, siw; you :33 awways ^-^ end ewe you begin. -:3 SIWVIA. OwO A fine volley >_> of x3 wowds, gentlemen, ÚwÚ and >_> quickwy shot UwU off. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ 'Tis :3 indeed, ^.^ madam; ^-^ we :3 thank OwO the ^.^ givew. -:3 SIWVIA. OwO Who :3 is UwU that, :3 sewvant? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Yourself, ^w^ sweet lady; uWu fow you >_> gave OwO the >w< fiwe. Sir ^w^ Thuwio -borrows his ÚwÚ wit ^-^ fwom >_> youw uWu wadyship's >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and ^.^ spends what ^.^ he -borrows kindwy in >_> youw :33 company. -x3 THUWIO. >_> Siw, ^-^ if you uWu spend >_> wowd uWu fow >_> wowd with uWu me, I uWu shaww ^-^ make >_> youw -ÚwÚ wit uWu bankwupt. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, siw; you ^.^ have OwO an exchequew >_> of x3 wowds, -:3 and, I xDD think, nyo uWu othew >_> tweasuwe ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw >w< fowwowews; uWu fow ^.^ it ->_> appeaws uWu by theiw x3 bawe ÚwÚ wivewies UwU that uWu they live uWu by >_> youw x3 bawe wowds. - -x3 Entew DUKE - -:3 SIWVIA. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, gentlemen, nyo more. ;;w;; Hewe comes my father. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, daughter Siwvia, you awe ^-^ hawd >w< beset. -Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, >_> youw fathew :3 is in good ^w^ heawth. -What uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a letter ^-^ fwom >_> youw fwiends -x3 Of >w< much good x3 nyews? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww >w< be thankfuw -ÚwÚ To ^-^ any x3 happy :33 messengew ^-^ fwom >_> thence. -ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Knyow ye :3 Don Antonyio, >_> youw countryman? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, my good lord, I xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ gentweman -ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> of wowth ÚwÚ and >w< wowthy ;;w;; estimation, -And ^.^ nyot ^-^ without desewt OwO so ;;w;; weww OwO weputed. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD son? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, my good ^w^ wowd; :3 a :3 son UwU that ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves -The uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ wegawd >_> of such :3 a father. -ÚwÚ DUKE. You xDD knyow him uWu weww? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I knew him as mysewf; uWu fow ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ infancy -We ^.^ have >_< convews'd ÚwÚ and spent ^-^ ouw ^w^ houws >_< togethew; -And >w< though ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_< been OwO an :33 idwe truant, -Omitting OwO the ^w^ sweet benefit >_> of UwU time -ÚwÚ To cwothe >_< minye :3 age with angel-like perfection, ->_> Yet ;;w;; hath Sir Proteus, uWu fow that's his uWu nyame, -^w^ Made ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and fair ^w^ advantage >_> of his x3 days: -His years uWu but young, uWu but his experience >_< owd; -His head uWu unmewwowed, uWu but his ÚwÚ judgment >_> wipe; -And, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, uWu fow :3 faw >_> behind his wowth -x3 Comes >w< aww OwO the ^.^ pwaises UwU that I :3 nyow uWu bestow, -ÚwÚ He :3 is complete in >_> featuwe ÚwÚ and in UwU mind, -x3 With >w< aww good OwO gwace ^-^ to OwO gwace :3 a gentleman. -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Beshwew uWu me, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ make :3 this uWu good, -ÚwÚ He :3 is as >w< wowthy uWu fow OwO an ^-^ empwess' love -UwU As ^.^ meet ^-^ to >w< be OwO an emperor's :33 counsewwow. -Weww, ;;w;; siw, :3 this ^-^ gentweman :3 is come ^-^ to me -x3 With ^.^ commendation ^-^ fwom gweat ^.^ potentates, -And here ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to uWu spend his UwU time >_> awhiwe. -I ÚwÚ think 'tis nyo unwewcome UwU nyews ^-^ to you. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ have :33 wish'd :3 a :33 thing, ^.^ it xDD had >_< been ^w^ he. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Wewcome ^w^ him, then, >w< accowding ^-^ to his >w< wowth- -Siwvia, I speak ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and you, Sir ;;w;; Thuwio; ->_< Fow ^w^ Vawentinye, I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot uWu cite him ^-^ to it. -I uWu wiww ^-^ send him UwU hithew ^-^ to you >_> pwesentwy. Exit DUKE -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^-^ gentweman I told >_> youw ladyship -Had come ÚwÚ awong with me uWu but UwU that his x3 mistwesss -OwO Did howd his eyes wock'd in xDD hew crystal OwO wooks. -:3 SIWVIA. Belike UwU that :3 nyow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 enfwanchis'd them -:3 Upon >w< some uWu othew ^.^ pawn uWu fow ^.^ feawty. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; suwe, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she howds them prisoners ^.^ stiww. -:3 SIWVIA. ;;w;; Nyay, then, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be blind; :3 and, being :3 bwind, -OwO How :33 couwd ^.^ he UwU see his uWu way ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out you? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, >w< wady, ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; hath twenty paiw >_> of OwO eyes. -x3 THUWIO. ^.^ They uWu say UwU that ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO an eye at all. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To UwU see such ^-^ wuvws, xDD Thuwio, as yourself; -:3 Upon :3 a ;;w;; homewy object ^-^ Wuv can >_> wink. Exit x3 THUWIO - -x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS - -:3 SIWVIA. >_< Have >_< donye, ^.^ have done; here comes OwO the gentleman. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Wewcome, dear Pwoteus! Mistwess, I uWu beseech you -Confirm his ^-^ wewcome with >w< some speciaw OwO favouw. -:3 SIWVIA. His wowth :3 is ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow his ^-^ wewcome hithew, ->w< If :3 this >w< be ^.^ he you ^w^ oft ^.^ have :33 wish'd ^-^ to hear OwO fwom. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Mistwess, ^.^ it >_> is; ^w^ sweet >w< wady, UwU entewtain him -ÚwÚ To >w< be my OwO fewwow-sewvant ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. -:3 SIWVIA. :3 Too low :3 a ^w^ mistwess uWu fow OwO so UwU high :3 a sewvant. -xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Nyot so, ^w^ sweet lady; uWu but xDD too UwU mean :3 a ^-^ sewvant -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ wook >_> of such :3 a >w< wowthy OwO mistwess. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Weave x3 off :3 discouwse >_> of disabiwity; -^.^ Sweet >w< wady, UwU entewtain him uWu fow >_> youw sewvant. -xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My >_> duty uWu wiww I boast :33 of, nyothing >w< ewse. -:3 SIWVIA. And >_> duty never ÚwÚ yet >_> did UwU want his >_> meed. -Servant, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ wowthwess OwO mistwess. -xDD PWOTEUS. I'll die uWu on him UwU that :33 says OwO so uWu but OwO youwsewf. -:3 SIWVIA. :33 That you awe ^-^ wewcome? -xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That you awe :33 wowthwess. - -;;w;; We-entew x3 THUWIO - -x3 THUWIO. ^w^ Madam, my lord >_> youw fathew would speak with you. -:3 SIWVIA. I OwO wait x3 upon his ÚwÚ pweasuwe. ^w^ Come, Sir xDD Thuwio, -uWu Go with >_> me. >w< Once :3 mowe, OwO nyew x3 sewvant, welcome. -I'll xDD weave you ^-^ to confer >_> of UwU home affairs; -When you ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ we ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to hear ^-^ fwom you. -xDD PWOTEUS. >w< We'ww uWu both ^.^ attend x3 upon >_> youw uWu wadyship. ->_< Exeunt SIWVIA ÚwÚ and x3 THUWIO -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Nyow, tell uWu me, how ^-^ do >w< aww ^-^ fwom :3 whence you came? -xDD PWOTEUS. Your fwiends awe well, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have them >w< much commended. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And how ^-^ do yours? -xDD PWOTEUS. I weft them >w< aww in ^w^ heawth. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How OwO does >_> youw >w< wady, ÚwÚ and how ÚwÚ thwives >_> youw love? -xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My tales >_> of love ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to x3 weawy OwO you; -I xDD knyow you ^.^ joy ^.^ nyot in :3 a love-discourse. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, Proteus, uWu but UwU that life :3 is alter'd UwU nyow; -I ^.^ have x3 donye :3 penyance uWu fow >w< contemnying UwU Wuv, -uWu Whose UwU high imperious >_> thoughts ^.^ have :3 punyish'd me -x3 With :33 bittew UwU fasts, with penyitentiaw :3 gwoans, -x3 With ^w^ nyightwy >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; daiwy OwO heawt-sowe UwU sighs; ->_< Fow, in wevenge >_> of my >_> contempt >_> of love, -^-^ Wuv ;;w;; hath chas'd ;;w;; sweep ^-^ fwom my enthralled eyes -And :3 made them ^.^ watchews >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^w^ heawt's sorrow. -:3 O gentwe Proteus, Love's :3 a :3 mighty lord, -And ;;w;; hath OwO so x3 humbwed me as I x3 confess -Thewe :3 is nyo >_> woe ^-^ to his cowwection, -Nyow ^-^ to his service nyo such ^.^ joy uWu on xDD eawth. -Nyow nyo discouwse, ^-^ except ^.^ it >w< be >_> of :33 wuv; -Nyow can I >_< bweak my :3 fast, dinye, :33 sup, ÚwÚ and >w< sweep, -:3 Upon OwO the vewy ^.^ nyaked name >_> of wuv. -xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Enyough; I ;;w;; wead >_> youw >_> fowtunye in >_> youw >w< eye. ->_> Was :3 this OwO the >w< idow UwU that you wowship so? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >_< Even she; ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ heavenwy ^.^ saint? -xDD PWOTEUS. Nyo; uWu but ^.^ she :3 is OwO an earthly ^-^ pawagon. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Caww xDD hew divine. -xDD PWOTEUS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fwattew :3 hew. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :33 O, fwattew me; uWu fow love >w< dewights in pwaises! -xDD PWOTEUS. When I ÚwÚ was uWu sick you >_> gave me :33 bittew pills, -And I >w< must >_< minyistew OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to you. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Then speak OwO the >w< twuth uWu by UwU hew; ^-^ if ^.^ nyot >_> divinye, ->_> Yet let xDD hew >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ pwincipawity, -^.^ Suvweign ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the cweatuwes uWu on OwO the xDD eawth. -xDD PWOTEUS. Except my OwO mistwess. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Sweet, ^-^ except ^.^ nyot any; -Except :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ except x3 against my wuv. -xDD PWOTEUS. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason ^-^ to :33 pwefew >_< minye ^-^ own? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 pwefew xDD hew xDD too: -She uWu shaww >w< be >w< dignyified with :3 this UwU high ÚwÚ honyouw- -ÚwÚ To bear my lady's OwO twain, west OwO the base :3 eawth -;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ fwom xDD hew ;;w;; vestuwe uWu chance ^-^ to >_< steaw :3 a ÚwÚ kiss -And, >_> of OwO so gweat :3 a :3 favouw ;;w;; gwowing proud, -UwU Disdain ^-^ to >w< woot OwO the summer-swelling flow'r -And ^-^ make xDD wough winter :33 evewwastingwy. -xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Vawentinye, what :3 bwaggawdism :3 is uWu this? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Pawdon uWu me, Proteus; >w< aww I can :3 is nyothing -ÚwÚ To UwU hew, uWu whose wowth makes uWu othew worthies OwO nyothing; -She :3 is awonye. -xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Then let xDD hew awonye. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the world! ÚwÚ Why, man, ^.^ she :3 is >_< minye own; -And I as rich in having such :3 a >_> jewew -UwU As twenty seas, ^-^ if >w< aww theiw ^.^ sand ;;w;; wewe pearl, -The >w< watew ;;w;; nyectaw, ÚwÚ and OwO the wocks ÚwÚ puwe >w< gowd. -uWu Fowgive me UwU that I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ dweam uWu on ^.^ thee, -xDD Because :3 thou >w< seest me dote x3 upon my wuv. -UwU My foowish rival, UwU that xDD hew fathew wikes ->_> Onwy uWu fow his ÚwÚ possessions awe OwO so OwO huge, -^-^ Is gonye with xDD hew ^.^ awong; ÚwÚ and I >w< must aftew, ->_< Fow love, :3 thou >_< knyow'st, :3 is :33 fuww >_> of jealousy. -xDD PWOTEUS. But ^.^ she loves you? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we awe x3 betwoth'd; UwU nyay :3 mowe, ^-^ ouw marriage-hour, -x3 With >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying manner >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fwight, -Detewmin'd ^-^ of- how I >w< must climb xDD hew window, -The ÚwÚ waddew :3 made >_> of ^-^ cowds, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :3 means -xDD Pwotted ÚwÚ and >_> 'gweed uWu on uWu fow my >w< happinyess. -Good Proteus, >w< go with me ^-^ to my chambew, -UwU In ^.^ these affairs ^-^ to aid me with >w< thy x3 counsew. -xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Go uWu on ^.^ befowe; I uWu shaww enquire you fowth; -I >w< must x3 unto OwO the woad ^-^ to UwU disembawk -uWu Some xDD nyecessawies UwU that I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must x3 use; -And then I'll ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^.^ attend you. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Wiww you ^-^ make haste? -xDD PWOTEUS. I uWu wiww. Exit xDD VAWENTINyE ->_< Even as ^-^ onye heat another heat expews -Ow as ^-^ onye nail uWu by OwO stwength >_> dwives >_< out another, -^w^ So OwO the wemembwance >_> of my fowmew love -^-^ Is uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ nyewew object ^-^ quite ;;w;; fowgotten. -^-^ Is ^.^ it my UwU mind, ^w^ ow Valentinus' :33 pwaise, -Her OwO twue perfection, ^w^ ow my false ÚwÚ twansgwession, -:33 That makes me reasonless ^-^ to reason ^.^ thus? -She :3 is ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 is Juwia UwU that I love- -:33 That I >_> did love, uWu fow :3 nyow my love :3 is xDD thaw'd; -^w^ Which >_< wike :3 a waxen ^.^ image >w< 'gainst :3 a x3 fiwe -Bears nyo >w< impwession >_> of OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. -x3 Methinks my x3 zeaw ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is cold, -And UwU that I love him ^.^ nyot as I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ wont. -O! uWu but I love his wady xDD too xDD too xDD much, -And that's OwO the reason I love him OwO so ^-^ wittwe. -OwO How uWu shaww I dote uWu on xDD hew with ^-^ mowe >_> advice -:33 That ;;w;; thus ^-^ without >_> advice begin ^-^ to love her! -^.^ 'Tis uWu but xDD hew UwU pictuwe I ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet behewd, -And UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO dazzwed my weason's ^-^ wight; -But when I ÚwÚ wook uWu on xDD hew perfections, -Thewe :3 is nyo reason uWu but I uWu shaww >w< be blind. ->w< If I can >_< check my ^w^ ewwing love, I wiww; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to ^w^ compass xDD hew I'll ;;w;; use my ;;w;; skiww. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :3 V. -UwU Miwan. OwO A uWu stweet - -x3 Entew SPEED ÚwÚ and LAUNCE :3 sevewawwy - -SPEED. >w< Waunce! uWu by >_< minye ;;w;; honyesty, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to uWu Padua. -^-^ WAUNCE. >_> Fowsweaw ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thysewf, ^w^ sweet youth, uWu fow I x3 am ^.^ nyot welcome. I -reckon :3 this always, UwU that :3 a man :3 is never undonye ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be hang'd, -:3 nyow never ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :3 a place ÚwÚ tiww >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain shot >w< be paid, ÚwÚ and -OwO the ^w^ hostess uWu say 'Wewcome!' -SPEED. Come OwO on, you madcap; I'll ^-^ to OwO the alehouse with you -;;w;; pwesentwy; where, uWu fow ^-^ onye shot >_> of five :33 pence, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have -five ^w^ thousand welcomes. But, ÚwÚ siwwah, how >_> did >w< thy ^w^ mastew part with -ÚwÚ Madam Julia? -^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, aftew uWu they clos'd in >_< eawnyest, uWu they x3 pawted vewy -^w^ faiwwy in ÚwÚ jest. -SPEED. But uWu shaww ^.^ she ÚwÚ mawwy OwO him? -^-^ WAUNCE. >_< Nyo. -SPEED. OwO How ^.^ then? :33 Shaww ^.^ he ÚwÚ mawwy uWu hew? -^-^ WAUNCE. No, nyeithew. -SPEED. >_> What, awe uWu they :3 bwoken? -^-^ WAUNCE. No, uWu they awe uWu both as xDD whowe as :3 a >_< fish. -SPEED. UwU Why then, how ^-^ stands OwO the matter with >w< them? -^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ thus: when ^.^ it ^-^ stands ;;w;; weww with ^w^ him, ^.^ it ^-^ stands ;;w;; weww -with :3 hew. -SPEED. What OwO an ;;w;; ass art thou! I undewstand ÚwÚ thee not. -^-^ WAUNCE. What :3 a bwock art :3 thou UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst :33 nyot! UwU My xDD staff -undewstands >_> me. -SPEED. What :3 thou OwO say'st? -^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and what I ^-^ do :33 too; ÚwÚ wook ^.^ thee, I'll uWu but wean, ÚwÚ and my -xDD staff undewstands >_> me. -SPEED. ^w^ It ^-^ stands uWu undew ^.^ thee, :3 indeed. -^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, stand-under ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ undew-stand :3 is >w< aww ^w^ onye. -SPEED. But tell me true, wiww't >w< be :3 a ^-^ match? -^-^ WAUNCE. ^-^ Ask my >_< dog. >w< If ^.^ he uWu say ^-^ ay, ^.^ it wiww; ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu say no, ^.^ it wiww; -^-^ if ^.^ he >_< shake his x3 taiw ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, ^.^ it uWu wiww. -SPEED. The >_> concwusion ;;w;; is, then, UwU that ^.^ it uWu wiww. -^-^ WAUNCE. Thou ^-^ shawt never >_< get such :3 a >w< secwet ^-^ fwom me uWu but uWu by :3 a -parable. -SPEED. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww UwU that I >_< get ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. But, UwU Waunce, how xDD say'st :3 thou -UwU that my ^w^ mastew :3 is ÚwÚ become :3 a >_> nyotabwe wuvw? -^-^ WAUNCE. I never knew him uWu othewwise. -SPEED. >w< Than ^-^ how? -^-^ WAUNCE. OwO A >_> nyotabwe x3 wubbew, as :3 thou wepowtest him ^-^ to UwU be. -SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou whoreson ass, :3 thou >_> mistak'st >_> me. -^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, fool, I meant ^.^ nyot ^.^ thee, I meant >w< thy mastew. -SPEED. I tell ÚwÚ thee my ^w^ mastew :3 is ÚwÚ become :3 a ^.^ hot wuvw. -^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, I tell ÚwÚ thee I cawe ^.^ nyot >w< though ^.^ he >_< buwn ^-^ himsewf in wuv. ->w< If :3 thou >_< wiwt, >w< go with me ^-^ to OwO the alehouse; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art OwO an -Hebwew, :3 a :3 Jew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the name >_> of :3 a Chwistian. -SPEED. Why? -^-^ WAUNCE. xDD Because :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much charity in ÚwÚ thee as ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to -OwO the awe with :3 a Chwistian. uWu Wiwt :3 thou go? -SPEED. ^.^ At >w< thy uWu sewvice. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE VI. -UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE's :33 pawace - -x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS - -xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ To xDD weave my Julia, uWu shaww I >w< be ^-^ fowswown; -ÚwÚ To love fair Siwvia, uWu shaww I >w< be ^-^ fowswown; -ÚwÚ To :33 wwong my OwO fwiend, I uWu shaww >w< be >w< much ^-^ fowswown; -And :3 ev'n UwU that ^.^ pow'w ;;w;; which >_> gave me ^.^ fiwst my OwO oath -P-Pwovokes me ^-^ to :3 this threefold perjury: -^-^ Wuv bade me sweaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wuv >_< bids me ÚwÚ fowsweaw. -:3 O sweet-suggesting UwU Wuv, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast :33 sinn'd, -Teach uWu me, >w< thy OwO tempted :3 subject, ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ^.^ it! -^.^ At ^.^ fiwst I >_> did adore :3 a twinkling >_< staw, -But :3 nyow I wowship :3 a celestial OwO sun. -Unheedful >_< vows ^-^ may ;;w;; heedfuwwy >w< be bwoken; -And ^.^ he ÚwÚ wants ÚwÚ wit UwU that ÚwÚ wants wesowved uWu wiww -ÚwÚ To learn his ÚwÚ wit x3 t' exchange OwO the OwO bad uWu fow ^w^ bettew. -:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, unwevewend tongue, ^-^ to caww xDD hew OwO bad -uWu Whose sovereignty OwO so ^w^ oft :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ pwefeww'd -x3 With twenty ^w^ thousand ;;w;; souw-confiwming x3 oaths! -I cannyot xDD weave ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I do; -But there I xDD weave ^-^ to love xDD whewe I shouwd wuv. -Juwia I :3 wose, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Vawentinye I wose; ->w< If I ^-^ keep ;;w;; them, I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must wose mysewf; ->w< If I wose ;;w;; them, ;;w;; thus find I uWu by theiw x3 woss: ->_< Fow ^w^ Vawentinye, mysewf; uWu fow Julia, >_> Siwvia. -I ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf x3 am ^w^ deawew than :3 a :3 fwiend; ->_< Fow love :3 is still UwU most pwecious in itself; -And Silvia- witness UwU heaven, UwU that :3 made xDD hew >w< faiw!- ->w< Shows Juwia uWu but :3 a :33 swawthy OwO Ethiope. -I uWu wiww ^-^ fowget UwU that Juwia :3 is alive, -Rememb'ring UwU that my love ^-^ to xDD hew :3 is >w< dead; -And ^w^ Vawentinye I'll howd OwO an enemy, -Aiming at ^w^ Siwvia as :3 a ^-^ sweetew >w< fwiend. -I cannyot :3 nyow ^w^ pwuv ;;w;; constant ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf -Without >w< some ^.^ tweachewy :33 us'd ^-^ to Valentine. -:3 This night ^.^ he meaneth with :3 a corded ÚwÚ waddew -ÚwÚ To climb celestial Siwvia's ;;w;; chambew window, -Myself in counsew, his competitor. -Nyow ÚwÚ pwesentwy I'll ^w^ give xDD hew fathew nyotice -x3 Of theiw :33 disguising ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwetended ÚwÚ fwight, -Who, >w< aww enrag'd, uWu wiww ^w^ banyish ^w^ Vawentinye, ->_< Fow xDD Thuwio, ^.^ he uWu intends, uWu shaww wed his ^-^ daughtew; -But, ^w^ Vawentinye being gone, I'll >_> quickwy cross -By >w< some >_> swy xDD twick >w< bwunt uWu Thuwio's :33 duww ;;w;; pwoceeding. -UwU Wuv, lend me x3 wings ^-^ to ^-^ make my OwO puwpose xDD swift, -UwU As :3 thou x3 hast lent me ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to plot :3 this dwift. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. -Vewonya. JUWIA'S house - -x3 Entew xDD JUWIA ÚwÚ and LUCETTA - -JUWIA. Counsew, Lucetta; gentwe girl, ^-^ assist me; -And, :3 ev'n in >w< kind love, I ^-^ do conjuwe ^.^ thee, -OwO Who art OwO the ^-^ tabwe wherein >w< aww my >_> thoughts -uWu Awe visibwy chawactew'd ÚwÚ and UwU engwav'd, -ÚwÚ To lesson me ÚwÚ and tell me >w< some good UwU mean -^-^ How, with my xDD honyouw, I ^-^ may >_< undewtake -OwO A journey ^-^ to my :33 woving :33 Pwoteus. -LUCETTA. ^.^ Awas, OwO the uWu way :3 is :3 weawisome ÚwÚ and uWu wong! -JUWIA. OwO A OwO twue-devoted pilgrim :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 weawy -ÚwÚ To measuwe xDD kingdoms with his feebwe :33 steps; -^.^ Much less uWu shaww ^.^ she UwU that ;;w;; hath Love's x3 wings ^-^ to fly, -And when OwO the flight :3 is :3 made ^-^ to ^-^ onye OwO so ^.^ deaw, -x3 Of such >_< divinye perfection, as Sir :33 Pwoteus. -LUCETTA. >_< Bettew uWu fowbeaw ÚwÚ tiww Pwoteus ^-^ make ^w^ wetuwn. -JUWIA. :33 O, uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot his looks awe my >_< souw's food? -UwU Pity OwO the uWu deawth UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ pinyed in -By wonging uWu fow UwU that >_< food OwO so wong :3 a xDD time. ->w< Didst :3 thou uWu but xDD knyow OwO the inwy ^.^ touch >_> of wuv. -Thou wouldst as >_> soon >w< go uWu kindwe x3 fiwe with snyow -UwU As >w< seek ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of love with wowds. -LUCETTA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench >_> youw ^-^ wuv's ^.^ hot fire, -But qualify OwO the OwO fiwe's extreme wage, -Lest ^.^ it shouwd >_< buwn :33 abuv OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of reason. -JUWIA. The ^-^ mowe :3 thou >w< dam'st ^.^ it uWu up, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it >_< buwns. -The cuwwent UwU that with gentwe >_< muwmuw ÚwÚ gwides, -Thou >_< knyow'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth ;;w;; wage; -But when his fair ^-^ couwse :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 hindewed, -ÚwÚ He makes ^w^ sweet music with th' enamell'd ^w^ stonyes, -UwU Giving :3 a gentwe ÚwÚ kiss ^-^ to every ^w^ sedge -ÚwÚ He >_< uvwtaketh in his ;;w;; piwgwimage; -And OwO so uWu by many xDD winding nooks ^.^ he :3 stways, -x3 With willing sport, ^-^ to OwO the wiwd >_< ocean. -;;w;; Then let me ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and :33 hindew ^.^ nyot my >_> couwse. -I'll >w< be as uWu patient as :3 a gentwe ÚwÚ stweam, -And ^-^ make :3 a UwU pastime >_> of OwO each x3 weawy >w< step, -;;w;; Tiww OwO the last xDD step ^.^ have ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to my :33 wuv; -And there I'll west :3 as, aftew >w< much turmoil, -OwO A bwessed ^w^ souw doth in >_> Ewysium. -LUCETTA. But in what :33 habit uWu wiww you >w< go :33 awong? -JUWIA. :3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a woman, uWu fow I would >w< pwevent -The loose encountews >_> of >w< wascivious ^w^ men; -;;w;; Gentwe Wucetta, x3 fit me with such weeds -UwU As ^-^ may beseem >w< some ^.^ weww-weputed ^.^ page. -LUCETTA. UwU Why then, >_> youw ladyship >w< must ÚwÚ cut >_> youw haiw. -JUWIA. No, girl; I'll xDD knyit ^.^ it OwO up in silken ^w^ stwings -x3 With twenty ÚwÚ odd-conceited ^w^ twue-wuv OwO knyots- -ÚwÚ To >w< be fantastic ^-^ may ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD youth -x3 Of gweatew UwU time than I uWu shaww show ^-^ to UwU be. -LUCETTA. What x3 fashion, UwU madam, uWu shaww I ^-^ make >_> youw ^-^ bweeches? -JUWIA. :33 That ^-^ fits as ;;w;; weww as 'Tell uWu me, good my lord, -What ^w^ compass uWu wiww you wear >_> youw farthingale.' -UwU Why :3 ev'n what ^.^ fashion :3 thou :33 best wikes, x3 Wucetta. -LUCETTA. You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ have them with :3 a codpiece, ÚwÚ madam. -JUWIA. :33 Out, out, Wucetta, UwU that uWu wiww >w< be x3 iww-favouw'd. -LUCETTA. OwO A x3 wound >_> hose, UwU madam, :3 nyow's ^.^ nyot wowth :3 a >w< pin, ->_< Unwess you ^.^ have :3 a x3 codpiece ^-^ to ÚwÚ stick ^w^ pins x3 on. -JUWIA. Wucetta, as :3 thou lov'st uWu me, let me ^.^ have -What :3 thou think'st :33 meet, ÚwÚ and :3 is UwU most ^-^ mannyewwy. -But tell uWu me, wench, how uWu wiww OwO the x3 wowwd wepute me ->_< Fow undewtaking OwO so >w< unstaid :3 a >_> jouwnyey? -I ;;w;; feaw me ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make me >w< scandawiz'd. -LUCETTA. >w< If you ÚwÚ think so, then stay at UwU home ÚwÚ and >w< go not. -JUWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that I uWu wiww not. -LUCETTA. ;;w;; Then never ^-^ dweam uWu on x3 infamy, uWu but ^.^ go. ->w< If Pwoteus >_< wike >_> youw journey when you xDD come, -:3 Nyo matter :33 who's displeas'd when you awe gone. -I ;;w;; feaw me ^.^ he uWu wiww scarce >w< be pleas'd :3 withaw. -JUWIA. :33 That :3 is OwO the >_> weast, Wucetta, >_> of my feaw: -OwO A ^w^ thousand oaths, OwO an :33 ocean >_> of his >_< teaws, -And ^.^ instances >_> of >_< infinyite >_> of love, ->w< Wawwant me ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to my :33 Pwoteus. -LUCETTA. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these awe ^-^ sewvants ^-^ to x3 deceitfuw ^-^ men. -JUWIA. xDD Base x3 men UwU that ;;w;; use them ^-^ to OwO so base >w< effect! -But twuew x3 staws >_> did :33 guvwn >w< Pwoteus' birth; -His uWu wowds awe :3 bonds, his oaths awe ^.^ owacwes, -His love ;;w;; sincewe, his >_> thoughts immaculate, -His ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ puwe messengews x3 sent ^-^ fwom his xDD heawt, -His OwO heawt as :3 faw ^-^ fwom uWu fwaud as >w< heaven ^-^ fwom xDD eawth. -LUCETTA. ;;w;; Pway heav'n ^.^ he ^w^ pwuv OwO so when you come ^-^ to >_> him. -JUWIA. Nyow, as :3 thou lov'st uWu me, ^-^ do him ^.^ nyot UwU that :33 wwong -ÚwÚ To bear :3 a ^-^ hawd >_< opinyion >_> of his OwO twuth; ->_> Onwy deserve my love uWu by :33 woving >_> him. -And ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< go with me ^-^ to my chambew, -ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a ^-^ nyote >_> of what I ^.^ stand in :3 nyeed >_> of -ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish me x3 upon my wonging >_> jouwnyey. -^-^ Aww UwU that :3 is >_< minye I xDD weave at >w< thy xDD dispose, -UwU My >_< goods, my UwU wands, my weputation; -:3 Onwy, in ^.^ wieu thereof, uWu dispatch me ^-^ hence. -^w^ Come, ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesentwy; -I x3 am impatient >_> of my >_> tawwiance. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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UwU My >_< gwacious lord, UwU that ;;w;; which I would ÚwÚ discuvw -The OwO waw >_> of friendship >_< bids me ^-^ to conceal; -But, when I caww ^-^ to :33 mind >_> youw >_< gwacious favouws -Done ^-^ to uWu me, xDD undesewving as I OwO am, -UwU My >_> duty UwU pwicks me uWu on ^-^ to xDD uttew UwU that -^w^ Which ewse nyo :33 wowwdwy good shouwd dwaw ^-^ fwom >_> me. -Knyow, >w< wowthy ^w^ pwince, Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, my OwO fwiend, -:3 This night xDD intends ^-^ to >_< steaw away >_> youw ^-^ daughtew; -Myself x3 am ^-^ onye :3 made >_< pwivy ^-^ to OwO the x3 pwot. -I xDD knyow you ^.^ have determin'd ^-^ to bestow xDD hew -uWu On xDD Thuwio, xDD whom >_> youw gentwe daughter :3 hates; -And shouwd ^.^ she ;;w;; thus >w< be stow'n away ^-^ fwom you, -^w^ It would >w< be >w< much ÚwÚ vexation ^-^ to >_> youw age. -;;w;; Thus, uWu fow my duty's UwU sake, I wathew ^.^ chose -ÚwÚ To cross my fwiend in his intended drift -Than, uWu by >w< conceawing it, ^-^ heap uWu on >_> youw head -OwO A ÚwÚ pack >_> of ;;w;; sowwows ;;w;; which would press you down, ->_> Being unprevented, ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ timewess ^-^ gwave. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Proteus, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU thinye >w< honyest cawe, -^w^ Which ^-^ to >w< wequite, xDD command me >_< whiwe I wive. -:3 This love >_> of ;;w;; theiws ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_< often ^.^ seen, -:3 Hapwy when uWu they ^.^ have judg'd me fast asweep, -And :33 oftentimes ^.^ have UwU puwpos'd ^-^ to fowbid -Sir ^w^ Vawentinye xDD hew >_> company ÚwÚ and my >_> couwt; -But, feawing west my x3 jeawous ^-^ aim UwU might err -And so, unworthily, >w< disgwace OwO the man, -OwO A OwO washnyess UwU that I >w< evew ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have shunn'd, -I >_> gave him gentwe >w< wooks, ^.^ theweby ^-^ to find -:33 That ;;w;; which thyself x3 hast :3 nyow discwos'd ^-^ to >_> me. -And, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst pewceive my ;;w;; feaw >_> of this, -:33 Knyowing UwU that >w< tendew xDD youth :3 is >_> soon suggested, -I ^w^ nyightwy lodge xDD hew in OwO an uppew >_< tow'w, -The ;;w;; key ^w^ wheweof ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >w< evew uWu kept; -And ^.^ thence ^.^ she cannyot >w< be uWu convey'd >_> away. -xDD PWOTEUS. Knyow, x3 nyobwe lord, uWu they ^.^ have >_< devis'd :3 a UwU mean -OwO How ^.^ he xDD hew ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window uWu wiww ;;w;; ascend -And with :3 a corded ÚwÚ waddew ÚwÚ fetch xDD hew ;;w;; down; ->_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the youthfuw >_> wuvw :3 nyow :3 is gone, -And :3 this uWu way comes ^.^ he with ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesentwy; -Whewe, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, you ^-^ may ^.^ intewcept >_> him. -But, good my lord, ^-^ do ^.^ it OwO so cunningly -:33 That my discovery >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ aimed at; ->_< Fow love >_> of you, ^.^ nyot UwU hate x3 unto my OwO fwiend, -;;w;; Hath :3 made me >w< pubwishew >_> of :3 this >w< pwetence. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^.^ he uWu shaww never xDD knyow -:33 That I xDD had ^-^ any ^.^ wight ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee >_> of ÚwÚ this. -xDD PWOTEUS. Adieu, my ^w^ wowd; Sir ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is >w< coming. Exit - -x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE - -ÚwÚ DUKE. Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, :33 whithew away OwO so ^w^ fast? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw Gwace, there :3 is :3 a :33 messengew -:33 That ^w^ stays ^-^ to bear my letters ^-^ to my fwiends, -And I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to x3 dewivew ^.^ them. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Be uWu they >_> of >w< much ^w^ impowt? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. The >_< tenyouw >_> of them doth uWu but signify -UwU My OwO heawth ÚwÚ and x3 happy being at >_> youw couwt. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyay then, nyo matter; stay with me :33 awhiwe; -I x3 am ^-^ to >_< bweak with ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< some affairs -:33 That ^.^ touch me uWu nyeaw, wherein :3 thou >w< must >w< be secret. -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee UwU that I ^.^ have ÚwÚ sought -ÚwÚ To ^-^ match my fwiend Sir ^w^ Thuwio ^-^ to my daughter. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, my ^w^ wowd; :3 and, ;;w;; suwe, OwO the ^-^ match -Were rich ÚwÚ and xDD honyouwabwe; ÚwÚ besides, OwO the ^-^ gentweman -^-^ Is :33 fuww >_> of uWu viwtue, x3 bounty, ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ quawities ->_> Beseeming such :3 a UwU wife as >_> youw fair daughter. -Cannyot >_> youw OwO gwace ^.^ win xDD hew ^-^ to fancy OwO him? -ÚwÚ DUKE. No, xDD twust me; ^.^ she :3 is OwO peevish, >_< suwwen, :3 fwowawd, -Pwoud, OwO disobedient, stubborn, UwU wacking xDD duty; -ÚwÚ Nyeithew regarding UwU that ^.^ she :3 is my >w< chiwd -Nyow feawing me as ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe xDD hew uWu fathew; -And, ^-^ may I uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ thee, :3 this uWu pwide >_> of x3 hews, -:3 Upon >_< advice, ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn my love ^-^ fwom UwU hew; -And, xDD whewe I ^w^ thought OwO the ^-^ wemnyant >_> of >_< minye :3 age -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have >_< been >_> chewish'd uWu by xDD hew >w< chiwdwike duty, -I :3 nyow x3 am :33 fuww resolv'd ^-^ to UwU take :3 a UwU wife -And xDD tuwn xDD hew >_< out ^-^ to ^-^ who uWu wiww UwU take xDD hew in. -;;w;; Then let xDD hew x3 beauty >w< be xDD hew ÚwÚ wedding-dow'w; ->_< Fow me ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ possessions ^.^ she esteems not. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What would >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ have me ^-^ to ^-^ do in uWu this? -ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe :3 is :3 a >w< wady, in Vewonya ;;w;; hewe, -x3 Whom I OwO affect; uWu but ^.^ she :3 is nice, ÚwÚ and xDD coy, -And UwU nyought esteems my ;;w;; aged eloquence. -Nyow, ^.^ thewefowe, would I ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my tutor- ->_< Fow wong ^w^ agonye I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to >_> couwt; -UwU Besides, OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of OwO the UwU time :3 is ^.^ chang'd- -OwO How ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which uWu way I ^-^ may bestow ^-^ mysewf -ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 wegawded in xDD hew sun-bright >w< eye. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Win xDD hew with ÚwÚ gifts, ^-^ if ^.^ she >_< wespect ^.^ nyot xDD wowds: -Dumb jewews >_< often in theiw ;;w;; siwent >w< kind -Mowe than uWu quick uWu wowds ^-^ do move :3 a :3 woman's mind. -ÚwÚ DUKE. But ^.^ she >_> did :33 scown :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent UwU that I x3 sent :3 hew. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO A ^-^ woman sometime scorns what :33 best uWu contents :3 hew. ->_> Send xDD hew >w< anyothew; never ^w^ give xDD hew xDD o'ew, ->_< Fow :33 scown at ^.^ fiwst makes >_< aftew-wuv OwO the more. ->w< If ^.^ she ^-^ do ^.^ fwown, 'tis ^.^ nyot in UwU hate >_> of you, -But wathew ^-^ to ^.^ beget ^-^ mowe love in OwO you; ->w< If ^.^ she ^-^ do ;;w;; chide, 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have you gone, ->_< Fow >_> why, OwO the fools awe mad ^-^ if weft awonye. -;;w;; Take nyo repulse, ^.^ whatevew ^.^ she doth ^w^ say; ->_< Fow >_> 'Get you gone' ^.^ she doth ^.^ nyot UwU mean OwO 'Away!' -ÚwÚ Fwattew ÚwÚ and :33 pwaise, commend, UwU extow theiw graces; -^-^ Though :33 nye'ew OwO so :3 bwack, uWu say uWu they ^.^ have angews' >w< faces. -:33 That man UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a tongue, I ÚwÚ say, :3 is nyo man, ->w< If with his :33 tongue ^.^ he cannyot ^.^ win :3 a OwO woman. -ÚwÚ DUKE. But ^.^ she I UwU mean :3 is OwO pwomis'd uWu by xDD hew fwiends -^.^ Unto :3 a youthfuw ^-^ gentweman >_> of xDD wowth; -And ^-^ kept severely ^-^ fwom uWu wesowt >_> of ^-^ men, -:33 That nyo man ;;w;; hath access uWu by :3 day ^-^ to :3 hew. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Why then I would uWu wesowt ^-^ to xDD hew uWu by ^-^ nyight. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the :33 doows >w< be wock'd ÚwÚ and keys ^-^ kept xDD safe, -:33 That nyo man ;;w;; hath recourse ^-^ to xDD hew uWu by ^-^ nyight. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What UwU wets uWu but ^-^ onye ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew at xDD hew window? -ÚwÚ DUKE. Her ;;w;; chambew :3 is ^-^ awoft, :3 faw ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< gwound, -And built OwO so ;;w;; shewving UwU that ^-^ onye cannyot climb ^.^ it -Without apparent ;;w;; hazawd >_> of his wife. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Why then :3 a xDD waddew, quaintwy :3 made >_> of ^-^ cowds, -ÚwÚ To UwU cast OwO up with :3 a paiw >_> of :33 anchowing ^-^ hooks, -Wouwd sewve ^-^ to scale another ^.^ Hewo's >_< tow'w, -^w^ So bowd uWu Weandew would adventuwe it. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, as :3 thou art :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of blood, ->_< Advise me xDD whewe I ^-^ may ^.^ have such :3 a waddew. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. When would you ;;w;; use it? >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, tell me ;;w;; that. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This vewy >_< nyight; uWu fow ^-^ Wuv :3 is >_< wike :3 a OwO chiwd, -:33 That longs uWu fow OwO evewything UwU that ^.^ he can come by. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. By :3 seven o'cwock I'll >_< get you such :3 a waddew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. But, :3 hawk thee; I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ to xDD hew alone; -OwO How uWu shaww I :33 best convey OwO the ÚwÚ waddew ^w^ thithew? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be >_< wight, my lord, UwU that you ^-^ may bear ^.^ it -^.^ Undew :3 a :33 cwoak UwU that :3 is >_> of ^-^ any length. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A :33 cwoak as wong as UwU thinye uWu wiww sewve OwO the ^w^ tuwn? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then let me UwU see >w< thy ;;w;; cwoak. -I'll >_< get me ^-^ onye >_> of such another length. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ any :33 cwoak uWu wiww sewve OwO the turn, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How uWu shaww I ^.^ fashion me ^-^ to wear :3 a >w< cwoak? -I pray ^.^ thee, let me ;;w;; feew >w< thy :33 cwoak x3 upon >_> me. -What letter :3 is :3 this same? What's hewe? xDD 'To ^.^ Siwvia'! -And here OwO an ^-^ enginye x3 fit uWu fow my xDD pwoceeding! -I'll >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO the >w< seaw uWu fow ^-^ once. ^-^ [Weads] ->w< 'My >_> thoughts ^-^ do OwO hawbouw with my ^w^ Siwvia x3 nyightwy, -And slaves uWu they awe ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that ^-^ send them :3 fwying. -:33 O, :33 couwd theiw ^w^ mastew come ÚwÚ and >w< go as >_> wightwy, -Himsewf would lodge where, x3 sensewess, uWu they awe ÚwÚ wying! -UwU My xDD hewawd >_> thoughts in >w< thy ÚwÚ puwe uWu bosom west ;;w;; them, -OwO Whiwe OwO I, theiw ^-^ king, UwU that thithew them importune, -Do ^w^ cuwse OwO the OwO gwace UwU that with such OwO gwace ;;w;; hath bwest ;;w;; them, -xDD Because ^-^ mysewf ^-^ do UwU want my servants' xDD fowtunye. -I ^w^ cuwse ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow uWu they awe x3 sent uWu by uWu me, -:33 That uWu they shouwd OwO hawbouw xDD whewe theiw lord shouwd x3 be.' -What's hewe? -^w^ 'Siwvia, :3 this night I uWu wiww enfwanchise :33 thee.' -^.^ 'Tis >w< so; ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's OwO the ÚwÚ waddew uWu fow OwO the uWu puwpose. -ÚwÚ Why, >_> Phaethon- uWu fow :3 thou art :33 Mewops' ^-^ son- -uWu Wiwt :3 thou aspire ^-^ to ^w^ guide OwO the ^w^ heavenwy xDD caw, -And with >w< thy daring ^.^ fowwy >_< buwn OwO the world? -uWu Wiwt :3 thou weach x3 staws ^.^ because uWu they shinye uWu on OwO thee? -Go, base ^-^ intwudew, uvw-weenying slave, -uWu Bestow >w< thy >w< fawnying >_> smiwes uWu on >w< equaw uWu mates; -And ÚwÚ think my >_> patience, ^-^ mowe than >w< thy :33 desewt, -^-^ Is UwU pwiviwege uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ depawtuwe ^-^ hence. -^w^ Thank me uWu fow :3 this ^-^ mowe than uWu fow >w< aww OwO the favouws ->w< Which, >w< aww xDD too xDD much, I ^.^ have bestow'd uWu on thee. -But ^-^ if :3 thou wingew in my x3 tewwitowies -^.^ Wongew than ÚwÚ swiftest ^-^ expedition -uWu Wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee UwU time ^-^ to xDD weave ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw couwt, -By uWu heaven! my ^w^ wwath uWu shaww :3 faw exceed OwO the love -I >w< evew ^-^ bowe my daughter ^w^ ow thysewf. -Be gone; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >w< thy vain ^-^ excuse, -But, as :3 thou lov'st >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ make ÚwÚ speed ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. Exit -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And x3 why ^.^ nyot death wathew than :3 wiving torment? -ÚwÚ To die :3 is ^-^ to >w< be banish'd ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ mysewf, -And ^w^ Siwvia :3 is mysewf; banish'd ^-^ fwom xDD hew -^-^ Is uWu sewf ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sewf, :3 a >_> deadwy banishment. -What ^.^ wight :3 is >_< wight, ^-^ if ^w^ Siwvia >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO seen? -What ^.^ joy :3 is joy, ^-^ if ^w^ Siwvia >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ by? ->_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that ^.^ she :3 is >_> by, -And :33 feed x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of OwO pewfection. -Except I >w< be uWu by ^w^ Siwvia in OwO the night, -Thewe :3 is nyo music in OwO the >w< nyightingawe; ->_< Unwess I ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^w^ Siwvia in OwO the day, -Thewe :3 is nyo :3 day uWu fow me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook upon. -She :3 is my ÚwÚ essence, ÚwÚ and I xDD weave ^-^ to >w< be ->w< If I >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu by xDD hew fair influence -Foster'd, xDD iwwumin'd, cherish'd, ^-^ kept >_> awive. -I UwU fwy ^.^ nyot >_< death, ^-^ to UwU fwy his >_> deadwy UwU doom: ->w< Tawwy I ;;w;; hewe, I uWu but ^.^ attend uWu on ^w^ death; -But UwU fwy I hence, I UwU fwy away ^-^ fwom wife. - -x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and LAUNCE - -xDD PWOTEUS. Wun, OwO boy, ^-^ wun, ^-^ wun, >w< seek him >_< out. -^-^ WAUNCE. >w< So-ho, >_< so-ho! -xDD PWOTEUS. What >w< seest thou? -^-^ WAUNCE. :3 Him ^-^ we >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; find: :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw uWu on xDD 's head uWu but 'tis :3 a -Valentine. -xDD PWOTEUS. Valentine? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >_< Nyo. -xDD PWOTEUS. OwO Who ^.^ then? his OwO spiwit? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Nyeithew. -xDD PWOTEUS. What ^.^ then? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Nyothing. -^-^ WAUNCE. ^w^ Can nyothing speak? UwU Mastew, uWu shaww I ^-^ stwike? -xDD PWOTEUS. OwO Who wouldst :3 thou ^-^ stwike? -^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Nyothing. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ Viwwain, ^w^ fowbeaw. -^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I'll strike nothing. I pray :3 you- -xDD PWOTEUS. Sirrah, I ÚwÚ say, ^w^ fowbeaw. Friend ^w^ Vawentinye, :3 a :33 wowd. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My ears awe stopp'd ÚwÚ and cannyot hear good UwU nyews, -^w^ So >w< much >_> of OwO bad already ;;w;; hath ^-^ possess'd ^.^ them. -xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Then in OwO dumb siwence uWu wiww I :33 buwy ÚwÚ minye, ->_< Fow uWu they awe xDD hawsh, untunyeabwe, ÚwÚ and >w< bad. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Is ^w^ Siwvia ;;w;; dead? -xDD PWOTEUS. No, Valentine. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyo ^w^ Vawentinye, :3 indeed, uWu fow xDD sacwed >_> Siwvia. -;;w;; Hath ^.^ she >_> fowswown x3 me? -xDD PWOTEUS. No, Valentine. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyo ^w^ Vawentinye, ^-^ if ^w^ Siwvia ^.^ have >_> fowswown >_> me. -What :3 is >_> youw x3 nyews? -^-^ WAUNCE. >_> Siw, there :3 is :3 a proclamation UwU that you awe vanished. -xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That :3 thou art banished- :33 O, that's OwO the UwU nyews!- -From hence, ^-^ fwom Siwvia, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom me >w< thy >w< fwiend. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :33 O, I ^.^ have ^-^ fed x3 upon :3 this >_> woe uWu awweady, -And :3 nyow ^-^ excess >_> of ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make me UwU suwfeit. -^-^ Doth ^w^ Siwvia xDD knyow UwU that I x3 am banyished? -xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :33 offewed ^-^ to OwO the doom- ->w< Which, uWu unwevews'd, ^-^ stands in x3 effectuaw UwU fowce- -OwO A ÚwÚ sea >_> of melting pearl, ;;w;; which >w< some caww teaws; -Those at xDD hew >_< fathew's :33 chuwwish :3 feet ^.^ she ^w^ tendew'd; -x3 With ;;w;; them, x3 upon xDD hew knees, xDD hew humbwe ;;w;; sewf, -Wwinging xDD hew x3 hands, uWu whose whitenyess OwO so became them -UwU As ^-^ if uWu but :3 nyow uWu they uWu waxed OwO pawe uWu fow ^w^ woe. -But neither uWu bended knees, ÚwÚ puwe ^.^ hands held uWu up, -x3 Sad ;;w;; sighs, ^-^ deep :3 gwoans, :3 nyow siwvew-shedding >_< teaws, -Could ^-^ penyetwate xDD hew OwO uncompassionyate sire- -But ^w^ Vawentinye, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ta'en, >w< must ^-^ die. -UwU Besides, xDD hew :3 intewcession uWu chaf'd him so, -When ^.^ she uWu fow >w< thy repeal ÚwÚ was uWu suppwiant, -:33 That ^-^ to :33 cwose pwison ^.^ he ^w^ commanded UwU hew, -x3 With many :33 bittew ^.^ thweats >_> of biding ^.^ thewe. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe; unwess OwO the next >_> wowd UwU that :3 thou OwO speak'st ->_< Have >w< some xDD mawignyant power x3 upon my wife: ->w< If so, I pray ÚwÚ thee bweathe ^.^ it in >_< minye eaw, -UwU As OwO ending >_> anthem >_> of my endless dowouw. -xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Cease ^-^ to >_> wament uWu fow UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot help, -And study ^w^ hewp uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou wament'st. -Time :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of >w< aww :33 good. -;;w;; Hewe ^-^ if :3 thou stay :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy :33 wuv; -UwU Besides, >w< thy ^w^ staying uWu wiww abwidge >w< thy wife. -OwO Hope :3 is :3 a lover's ^.^ staff; ÚwÚ wawk x3 hence with UwU that, -And manage ^.^ it x3 against despairing xDD thoughts. -x3 Thy letters ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; hewe, >w< though :3 thou art hence, ->w< Which, being :3 wwit ^-^ to uWu me, uWu shaww >w< be deliver'd ->_< Even in OwO the >w< miwk-white uWu bosom >_> of >w< thy wuv. -The UwU time :3 nyow sewves ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 expostuwate. -^w^ Come, I'll convey ÚwÚ thee OwO thwough OwO the :33 city :33 gate; -And, ewe I part with ^.^ thee, confer at uWu wawge -x3 Of >w< aww UwU that ^-^ may OwO concewn >w< thy love UwU affaiws. -UwU As :3 thou lov'st Siwvia, >w< though ^.^ nyot uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, -OwO Wegawd >w< thy danger, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I pray ^.^ thee, UwU Waunce, OwO an ^-^ if :3 thou >w< seest my OwO boy, -UwU Bid him ^-^ make haste ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me at OwO the ÚwÚ Nyowthgate. -xDD PWOTEUS. Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, find him >_< out. ^w^ Come, Valentine. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 O my dear Siwvia! >_< Hapwess >_> Vawentinye! ->_< Exeunt xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and :3 PWOTEUS -^-^ WAUNCE. I x3 am uWu but :3 a fool, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ÚwÚ think -my ^w^ mastew :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of :3 a knave; uWu but that's >w< aww ^-^ onye ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be uWu but -^-^ onye knave. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot :3 nyow UwU that knows me ^-^ to >w< be in :33 wuv; ÚwÚ yet I x3 am -in :33 wuv; uWu but :3 a team >_> of horse uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD pwuck UwU that ^-^ fwom me; :3 nyow -^-^ who 'tis I :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a ;;w;; woman; uWu but what ^-^ woman I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot -tell mysewf; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a milkmaid; ÚwÚ yet 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; maid, uWu fow -^.^ she ;;w;; hath xDD had xDD gossips; ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a ;;w;; maid, uWu fow ^.^ she :3 is xDD hew >_< mastew's -maid ÚwÚ and sewves uWu fow wages. She ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe ^-^ quawities than :3 a -water-spaniel- ;;w;; which :3 is >w< much in :3 a x3 bawe Chwistian. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the -cate-wog [Puwwing >_< out :3 a >_> papew] >_> of xDD hew :3 condition. xDD 'Inpwimis: She -can ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ and carry.' ÚwÚ Why, :3 a horse can ^-^ do nyo ^-^ mowe; xDD nyay, :3 a horse -cannyot >w< fetch, uWu but only cawwy; OwO thewefowe :3 is ^.^ she better than :3 a -ÚwÚ jade. OwO 'Item: She can UwU miwk.' Wook you, :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 viwtue in :3 a maid -with cwean hands. - -x3 Entew SPEED - -SPEED. OwO How nyow, UwU Signyiow >w< Waunce! What UwU nyews with >_> youw mastership? -^-^ WAUNCE. x3 With my >_< mastew's OwO ship? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is at >_> sea. -SPEED. Weww, >_> youw ^.^ owd OwO vice stiww: >_> mistake OwO the :33 wowd. What UwU nyews, -then, in >_> youw UwU papew? -^-^ WAUNCE. The black'st UwU nyews UwU that >w< evew :3 thou :3 heawd'st. -SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, man? how black? -^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, as bwack as ^-^ ink. -SPEED. >_> Wet me ;;w;; wead ^.^ them. -^-^ WAUNCE. ;;w;; Fie uWu on ^.^ thee, >_< jowt-head; :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot read. -SPEED. Thou UwU wiest; I ^.^ can. -^-^ WAUNCE. I uWu wiww twy thee. >_> Teww me :33 this: OwO Who ;;w;; begot OwO thee? -SPEED. x3 Mawwy, OwO the :3 son >_> of my grandfather. -^-^ WAUNCE. :3 O iwwitewate x3 woitewew. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 son >_> of >w< thy >_< gwandmothew. -:3 This proves UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot read. -SPEED. ^w^ Come, fool, x3 come; twy me in >w< thy >w< papew. -^-^ WAUNCE. :3 [Handing xDD uvw OwO the >_> papew] Thewe; ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Nicholas >w< be >w< thy -x3 speed. -SPEED. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'Inpwimis: She can UwU miwk.' -^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ she ^.^ can. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ÚwÚ bwews good ale.' -^-^ WAUNCE. And thereof comes OwO the >_< pwuvwb: Blessing >_> of >_> youw xDD heawt, you -brew good ale. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can xDD sew.' -^-^ WAUNCE. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say 'Can ^.^ she so?' -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can knit.' -^-^ WAUNCE. What :3 nyeed :3 a man cawe uWu fow :3 a >w< stock with :3 a wench, when ^.^ she can -xDD knyit him :3 a :33 stock. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can wash ÚwÚ and UwU scouw.' -^-^ WAUNCE. OwO A speciaw viwtue; uWu fow then ^.^ she :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 wash'd ÚwÚ and -scour'd. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can ;;w;; spin.' -^-^ WAUNCE. ;;w;; Then ^-^ may I xDD set OwO the x3 wowwd uWu on >_< wheews, when ^.^ she can >_< spin uWu fow -xDD hew living. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath many OwO nyamewess viwtues.' -^-^ WAUNCE. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say 'bastawd viwtues'; UwU that >_< indeed -xDD knyow ^.^ nyot theiw ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ have nyo UwU nyames. -SPEED. :3 'Hewe follow xDD hew vices.' -^-^ WAUNCE. Close at OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of xDD hew virtues. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be kiss'd ^w^ fasting, in >_< wespect >_> of xDD hew -bweath.' -^-^ WAUNCE. Weww, UwU that fauwt ^-^ may >w< be >_> mended with :3 a ^w^ bweakfast. -x3 Wead x3 on. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ sweet x3 mouth.' -^-^ WAUNCE. :33 That makes amends uWu fow xDD hew ^w^ souw ^.^ bweath. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She doth talk in xDD hew ÚwÚ sweep.' -^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ It's nyo matter uWu fow UwU that, OwO so ^.^ she ;;w;; sweep ^.^ nyot in xDD hew ^.^ tawk. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is uWu swow in :33 wowds.' -^-^ WAUNCE. :3 O viwwain, UwU that xDD set :3 this ;;w;; down UwU among xDD hew ^w^ vices! ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu swow -in uWu wowds :3 is :3 a :3 woman's only ;;w;; viwtue. I pray ^.^ thee, >_< out ;;w;; with't; ÚwÚ and -place ^.^ it uWu fow xDD hew >_> chief ;;w;; viwtue. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is >_< pwoud.' -^-^ WAUNCE. Out with UwU that :33 too; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< Eve's legacy, ÚwÚ and cannyot >w< be ta'en -^-^ fwom :3 hew. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath nyo teeth.' -^-^ WAUNCE. I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that neither, ^.^ because I love ^-^ cwusts. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is cuwst.' -^-^ WAUNCE. Weww, OwO the :33 best ;;w;; is, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath nyo UwU teeth ^-^ to bite. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She uWu wiww >_< often UwU pwaise xDD hew >_< wiquow.' -^-^ WAUNCE. >w< If xDD hew :3 wiquow >w< be uWu good, ^.^ she shall; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, I wiww; -uWu fow good >w< things shouwd >w< be :3 pwaised. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is xDD too liberal.' -^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Of xDD hew :33 tongue ^.^ she :33 cannyot, uWu fow that's :3 wwit ;;w;; down ^.^ she :3 is uWu swow ->w< of; >_> of xDD hew >_> puwse ^.^ she uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow UwU that I'll ^-^ keep ;;w;; shut. Nyow >_> of -another xDD thing ^.^ she >w< may, ÚwÚ and UwU that cannyot I uWu hewp. Weww, :3 pwoceed. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >_< haiw than wit, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe faults -than >w< haiws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe wealth than xDD fauwts.' -^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Stop :3 thewe; I'll ^.^ have UwU hew; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ minye, -^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice in UwU that last OwO awticwe. Weheawse UwU that UwU once more. -SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >_< haiw than wit'- -^-^ WAUNCE. Mowe >_< haiw than wit. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^w^ be; I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO it: OwO the cuvw >_> of -OwO the salt hides OwO the >_> sawt, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe than OwO the salt; -OwO the >_< haiw UwU that covers OwO the ÚwÚ wit :3 is ^-^ mowe than OwO the wit, uWu fow OwO the -gweatew hides OwO the less. What's next? -SPEED. ;;w;; 'And ^-^ mowe faults than hairs'- -^-^ WAUNCE. ^.^ That's >w< monstwous. :3 O UwU that UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; out! -SPEED. ;;w;; 'And ^-^ mowe wealth than xDD fauwts.' -^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that >_> wowd makes OwO the faults ;;w;; gwacious. Weww, I'll ^.^ have -UwU hew; OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a UwU match, as nyothing :3 is impossibwe- -SPEED. What ^.^ then? -^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, then uWu wiww I tell ^w^ thee- UwU that >w< thy ^w^ mastew ^w^ stays uWu fow ÚwÚ thee -at OwO the ÚwÚ Nyowthgate. -SPEED. >_< Fow x3 me? -^-^ WAUNCE. >_< Fow thee! ^-^ ay, ^-^ who art thou? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :33 stay'd uWu fow :3 a better man +VALENTINE. >_> You uWu have said, sir. +THURIO. Ay, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and donye :3 too, fow ÚwÚ this uWu time. +VALENTINE. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it weww, siw; xDD you awways >w< end ere xDD you ;;w;; begin. +OwO SIWVIA. ^-^ A OwO finye volley of wowds, xDD gentwemen, ÚwÚ and quickly UwU shot off. +VALENTINE. 'Tis :33 indeed, x3 madam; ^.^ we >_> thank x3 the uWu givew. +OwO SIWVIA. Who >_> is :3 that, servant? +VALENTINE. >_< Youwsewf, x3 sweet ;;w;; wady; fow xDD you uWu gave x3 the >_> fiwe. Sir Thuwio +bowwows :33 his wit from x3 youw uWu wadyship's looks, ÚwÚ and OwO spends >_> what ^.^ he +bowwows ^-^ kindwy uWu in x3 youw UwU company. +THURIO. UwU Siw, >_> if xDD you spend ;;w;; wowd fow ;;w;; wowd with uWu me, UwU I UwU shaww >_< make x3 youw +wit ÚwÚ bankwupt. +VALENTINE. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it weww, siw; xDD you uWu have >w< an ^.^ exchequew of wowds, +x3 and, UwU I >_< think, nyo othew treasure to UwU give x3 youw >w< fowwowews; fow >w< it +>_> appeaws ^.^ by uWu theiw OwO bawe >_< wivewies :3 that ;;w;; they ^w^ wive ^.^ by x3 youw OwO bawe ÚwÚ wowds. + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE + +OwO SIWVIA. No >_> mowe, xDD gentwemen, nyo more. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my :33 fathew. +x3 DUKE. >_> Nyow, daughter x3 Siwvia, xDD you OwO awe x3 hawd ^.^ beset. +Sir Valentine, x3 youw >w< fathew >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ good ^-^ heawth. +>_> What >_> say xDD you to :3 a >_> wettew from x3 youw ^w^ fwiends +Of much ÚwÚ good nyews? +VALENTINE. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww be >w< thankfuw +;;w;; To xDD any ^w^ happy :3 messengew from ^w^ thence. +x3 DUKE. xDD Knyow OwO ye ^.^ Don Antonio, x3 youw :3 countwyman? +VALENTINE. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman +;;w;; To be of ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ estimation, +xDD And nyot ^-^ without desewt UwU so weww >_> weputed. +x3 DUKE. >_< Hath ^.^ he nyot :3 a uWu son? +VALENTINE. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; :3 a >_< son :3 that weww >_> desewves +uWu The honour ÚwÚ and regard of xDD such :3 a :33 fathew. +x3 DUKE. >_> You ^.^ knyow ^.^ him ^.^ weww? +VALENTINE. UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ him >_< as >_< mysewf; fow from UwU ouw infancy +We uWu have convers'd ÚwÚ and xDD spent UwU ouw >_> houws together; +xDD And ^w^ though mysewf uWu have :33 been >w< an idle twuant, +Omitting x3 the x3 sweet ^-^ benyefit of time +;;w;; To UwU cwothe >_< minye age with ^.^ angew-wike uWu pewfection, +ÚwÚ Yet hath Sir Pwoteus, fow ^w^ that's :33 his :33 nyame, +Made use ÚwÚ and >w< faiw ^w^ advantage of :33 his ^.^ days: +ÚwÚ His years >_> but >_> young, >_> but :33 his UwU expewience uWu owd; +ÚwÚ His >_> head unmellowed, >_> but :33 his ^w^ judgment wipe; +^.^ And, uWu in :3 a word, fow uWu faw x3 behind :33 his ^.^ wowth +UwU Comes aww x3 the pwaises :3 that UwU I nyow ;;w;; bestow, +>w< He >_> is complete uWu in :33 featuwe ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU mind, +With aww ÚwÚ good xDD gwace to xDD gwace :3 a :3 gentweman. +x3 DUKE. Beshrew uWu me, ^w^ siw, >_> but >_> if ^.^ he >_< make ÚwÚ this UwU good, +>w< He >_> is >_< as ÚwÚ wowthy fow >w< an >_< empwess' wuv +;;w;; As :3 meet to be >w< an emperor's counsellor. +xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is come to ;;w;; me +With ÚwÚ commendation from great potentates, +xDD And OwO hewe ^.^ he means to spend :33 his time OwO awhiwe. +UwU I think UwU 'tis nyo UwU unwewcome nyews to OwO you. +VALENTINE. Should UwU I uWu have >w< wish'd :3 a ÚwÚ thing, >w< it xDD had :33 been he. +x3 DUKE. Welcome :3 him, >w< then, accowding to :33 his >_> wowth- +x3 Siwvia, UwU I speak to UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU you, Sir Thurio; +For Valentine, UwU I >_< nyeed nyot cite ^.^ him to :3 it. +UwU I xDD wiww >_> send ^.^ him ÚwÚ hithew to xDD you presently. uWu Exit ÚwÚ DUKE +VALENTINE. This >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman UwU I told x3 youw >w< wadyship +xDD Had come :3 awong with ;;w;; me >_> but :3 that :33 his mistwesss +Did howd :33 his eyes :3 wock'd uWu in her >_> cwystaw OwO wooks. +OwO SIWVIA. ÚwÚ Bewike :3 that nyow ^.^ she hath ^.^ enfwanchis'd them +>_> Upon x3 some othew ^.^ pawn fow feawty. +VALENTINE. Nyay, x3 suwe, UwU I think ^.^ she ÚwÚ howds them OwO pwisonyews xDD stiww. +OwO SIWVIA. Nyay, >w< then, ^.^ he >_> shouwd be :33 bwind; x3 and, ^.^ being ÚwÚ bwind, +How couwd ^.^ he >_> see :33 his uWu way to >_> seek x3 out you? +VALENTINE. Why, UwU wady, Wuv hath ÚwÚ twenty :33 paiw of :3 eyes. +THURIO. ^-^ They >_> say :3 that Wuv hath nyot >w< an ^w^ eye uWu at all. +VALENTINE. ;;w;; To >_> see xDD such >_> wuvws, Thurio, >_< as :33 youwsewf; +>_> Upon :3 a homewy :33 object Wuv ^.^ can ;;w;; wink. uWu Exit THUWIO + +Entew x3 PWOTEUS + +OwO SIWVIA. :3 Have :33 donye, uWu have donye; OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the :3 gentweman. +VALENTINE. Welcome, uWu deaw Pwoteus! Mistwess, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you +:33 Confiwm :33 his wewcome with x3 some >_> speciaw UwU favouw. +OwO SIWVIA. ÚwÚ His ^.^ wowth >_> is :33 wawwant fow :33 his wewcome hithew, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ^.^ he xDD you ;;w;; oft uWu have >w< wish'd to hear fwom. +VALENTINE. Mistwess, >w< it is; x3 sweet UwU wady, entertain ^.^ him +;;w;; To be x3 my ^.^ fewwow-sewvant to x3 youw ladyship. +OwO SIWVIA. Too wow :3 a mistwess fow UwU so xDD high :3 a servant. +PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 sweet ;;w;; wady; >_> but ^w^ too >_> mean :3 a xDD sewvant +;;w;; To uWu have :3 a wook of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ mistwess. +VALENTINE. Weave x3 off uWu discouwse of :3 disabiwity; +ÚwÚ Sweet UwU wady, entertain ^.^ him fow x3 youw servant. +PROTEUS. OwO My >_> duty xDD wiww UwU I boast :33 of, >_< nyothing ewse. +OwO SIWVIA. xDD And >_> duty >_< nyevew yet uWu did ^.^ want :33 his ^.^ meed. +Servant, xDD you OwO awe wewcome to :3 a :33 wowthwess ^w^ mistwess. +PROTEUS. I'll ^-^ die on ^.^ him :3 that ;;w;; says UwU so >_> but OwO youwsewf. +OwO SIWVIA. :33 That xDD you OwO awe welcome? +PROTEUS. :33 That xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; wowthwess. + +^.^ We-entew THUWIO + +THURIO. uWu Madam, x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >w< fathew ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. +OwO SIWVIA. UwU I wait ;;w;; upon :33 his pleasure. ^.^ Come, Sir Thurio, +Go with x3 me. Once >_> mowe, x3 nyew uWu sewvant, x3 wewcome. +I'll OwO weave xDD you to confew of ^.^ home affaiws; +x3 When xDD you uWu have donye ^.^ we wook to hear from OwO you. +PROTEUS. ^-^ We'ww both >_< attend ;;w;; upon x3 youw ladyship. +Exeunt >w< SIWVIA ÚwÚ and THUWIO +VALENTINE. >_> Nyow, tell uWu me, >w< how UwU do aww from >_> whence xDD you came? +PROTEUS. uWu Youw ^w^ fwiends OwO awe weww, ÚwÚ and uWu have them much ^w^ commended. +VALENTINE. xDD And >w< how UwU do x3 youws? +PROTEUS. UwU I left them aww uWu in ^-^ heawth. +VALENTINE. How does x3 youw UwU wady, ÚwÚ and >w< how thrives x3 youw love? +PROTEUS. OwO My ;;w;; tawes of wuv :3 wewe UwU wont to ÚwÚ weawy uWu you; +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you joy nyot uWu in :3 a uWu wuv-discouwse. +VALENTINE. Ay, Pwoteus, >_> but :3 that >w< wife >_> is awtew'd >_< nyow; +UwU I uWu have donye >_< penyance fow contemnying Wuv, +>_< Whose xDD high >_> impewious >_< thoughts uWu have punyish'd ;;w;; me +With UwU bittew fasts, with ^.^ penyitentiaw :33 gwoans, +With xDD nyightwy ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and x3 daiwy heawt-sowe >_> sighs; +For, uWu in xDD wevenge of x3 my x3 contempt of xDD wuv, +Wuv hath UwU chas'd :33 sweep from x3 my ÚwÚ enthwawwed eyes +xDD And UwU made them watchers of >_< minye UwU own heart's ;;w;; sowwow. +x3 O ^-^ gentwe Pwoteus, >w< Wuv's :3 a ^-^ mighty uWu wowd, +xDD And hath UwU so ^.^ humbwed ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I x3 confess +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo woe to :33 his uWu cowwection, +x3 Nyow to :33 his OwO sewvice nyo xDD such joy on ;;w;; eawth. +Now nyo discouwse, :33 except >w< it be of love; +Now ^.^ can UwU I bweak x3 my OwO fast, UwU dinye, ^-^ sup, ÚwÚ and sweep, +>_> Upon x3 the xDD vewy nyaked xDD nyame of love. +PROTEUS. Enough; UwU I ^w^ wead x3 youw :3 fowtunye uWu in x3 youw :33 eye. +Was ÚwÚ this x3 the idol :3 that xDD you :33 wowship so? +VALENTINE. Even ^.^ she; ÚwÚ and >_> is ^.^ she nyot :3 a ^-^ heavenwy ^w^ saint? +PROTEUS. No; >_> but ^.^ she >_> is >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy paragon. +VALENTINE. ;;w;; Caww her ^-^ divinye. +PROTEUS. UwU I xDD wiww nyot flatter her. +VALENTINE. >_< O, flatter OwO me; fow wuv dewights uWu in praises! +PROTEUS. x3 When UwU I UwU was >w< sick xDD you uWu gave ;;w;; me UwU bittew pills, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ must xDD minyistew x3 the ^.^ wike to OwO you. +VALENTINE. UwU Then speak x3 the uWu twuth ^.^ by >w< hew; >_> if nyot divine, +ÚwÚ Yet wet her be :3 a ÚwÚ pwincipawity, +Suvweign to aww x3 the ^-^ cweatuwes on x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +PROTEUS. UwU Except x3 my ^w^ mistwess. +VALENTINE. OwO Sweet, :33 except nyot ÚwÚ any; +UwU Except xDD thou wiwt :33 except OwO against x3 my love. +PROTEUS. :3 Have UwU I nyot reason to prefer >_< minye >w< own? +VALENTINE. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp uWu thee to prefer her ^w^ too: +:33 She UwU shaww be dignified with ÚwÚ this xDD high ^w^ honyouw- +;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 my >_> wady's twain, xDD west x3 the UwU base ^.^ eawth +Should from her ^.^ vestuwe chance to ^.^ steaw :3 a :3 kiss +^.^ And, of UwU so great :3 a ^.^ favouw >_< gwowing :3 pwoud, +:3 Disdain to ^.^ woot x3 the summew-swewwing xDD fwow'w +xDD And >_< make OwO wough winter :3 evewwastingwy. +PROTEUS. Why, Valentine, >_> what OwO bwaggawdism >_> is :3 this? +VALENTINE. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, Proteus; aww UwU I ^.^ can >_> is >_< nyothing +;;w;; To hew, x3 whose ^.^ wowth x3 makes othew worthies uWu nyothing; +:33 She >_> is >_< awonye. +PROTEUS. UwU Then wet her >_< awonye. +VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Nyot fow x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! Why, ^w^ man, ^.^ she >_> is >_< minye >_> own; +xDD And UwU I >_< as rich uWu in xDD having xDD such :3 a jewel +;;w;; As ÚwÚ twenty seas, >_> if aww uWu theiw :33 sand :3 wewe >_> peaww, +uWu The UwU watew :3 nyectaw, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 wocks puwe ;;w;; gowd. +>_< Fowgive ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I UwU do nyot dweam on ÚwÚ thee, +>_< Because xDD thou seest ;;w;; me >_> dote ;;w;; upon x3 my love. +OwO My >_< foowish ^w^ wivaw, :3 that her >w< fathew likes +Onwy fow :33 his OwO possessions OwO awe UwU so xDD huge, +Is >_> gonye with her along; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must after, +For xDD wuv, xDD thou >_> knyow'st, >_> is full of ÚwÚ jeawousy. +PROTEUS. OwO But ^.^ she loves you? +VALENTINE. Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO awe >_< betwoth'd; x3 nyay >_> mowe, UwU ouw xDD mawwiage-houw, +With aww x3 the x3 cunnying ^w^ mannyew of UwU ouw x3 fwight, +^-^ Detewmin'd of- >w< how UwU I ^w^ must x3 cwimb her >_< window, +uWu The ladder UwU made of ^-^ cowds, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the means +Plotted ÚwÚ and xDD 'gweed on fow x3 my ÚwÚ happinyess. +^-^ Good Pwoteus, OwO go with ;;w;; me to x3 my chamber, +^w^ In these affairs to >_> aid ;;w;; me with >w< thy :3 counsew. +PROTEUS. Go on befowe; UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ enquiwe xDD you forth; +UwU I ^w^ must >w< unto x3 the woad to disembark +;;w;; Some uWu nyecessawies :3 that UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must use; +xDD And xDD then I'll presently >_< attend OwO you. +VALENTINE. Will xDD you >_< make >w< haste? +PROTEUS. UwU I :33 wiww. uWu Exit ;;w;; VAWENTINyE +Even >_< as one ^.^ heat anyothew ^.^ heat expews +:33 Ow >_< as one nail ^.^ by ÚwÚ stwength drives x3 out another, +^w^ So x3 the wemembwance of x3 my xDD fowmew wuv +Is ^.^ by :3 a nyewew :33 object quite forgotten. +Is >w< it x3 my UwU mind, ow :3 Vawentinyus' >_< pwaise, +:3 Hew true uWu pewfection, ow x3 my UwU fawse transgression, +:33 That x3 makes ;;w;; me :33 weasonwess to reason >_< thus? +:33 She >_> is fair; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> is xDD Juwia :3 that UwU I ;;w;; wuv- +:33 That UwU I uWu did xDD wuv, fow nyow x3 my wuv >_> is ^-^ thaw'd; +>_< Which ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; waxen x3 image uWu 'gainst :3 a fire +:33 Beaws nyo x3 impwession of x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it uWu was. +Methinks x3 my ^.^ zeaw to Valentine >_> is >_< cowd, +xDD And :3 that UwU I wuv ^.^ him nyot >_< as UwU I UwU was ^w^ wont. +:3 O! >_> but UwU I wuv :33 his uWu wady ^w^ too ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, +xDD And ^w^ that's x3 the reason UwU I wuv ^.^ him UwU so ^.^ wittwe. +How UwU shaww UwU I >_> dote on her with ^.^ mowe advice +:33 That OwO thus ^-^ without advice x3 begin to wuv >_> hew! +'Tis >_> but her ^-^ pictuwe UwU I uWu have yet uWu behewd, +xDD And :3 that hath dazzled x3 my OwO weason's >_> wight; +OwO But when UwU I wook on her uWu pewfections, +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo reason >_> but UwU I UwU shaww be bwind. +;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can ^.^ check x3 my ewwing xDD wuv, UwU I :33 wiww; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, to compass her I'll use x3 my OwO skiww. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE V. +Milan. ^-^ A :3 stweet + +Entew SPEED ÚwÚ and WAUNCE uWu sevewawwy + +SPEED. :3 Waunce! ^.^ by >_< minye :3 honyesty, wewcome to ^w^ Padua. +WAUNCE. Forswear nyot ;;w;; thysewf, x3 sweet youth, fow UwU I ^w^ am nyot x3 wewcome. UwU I +weckon ÚwÚ this awways, :3 that :3 a x3 man >_> is >_< nyevew ÚwÚ undonye >w< tiww ^.^ he be uWu hang'd, +nor >_< nyevew wewcome to :3 a :33 pwace >w< tiww x3 some xDD cewtain UwU shot be ÚwÚ paid, ÚwÚ and +x3 the hostess >_> say 'Welcome!' +SPEED. :3 Come ;;w;; on, xDD you OwO madcap; I'll to x3 the uWu awehouse with xDD you +^-^ pwesentwy; where, fow one UwU shot of five pence, xDD thou shalt uWu have +five thousand welcomes. But, sirrah, >w< how uWu did >w< thy >_< mastew ÚwÚ pawt with +>w< Madam :3 Juwia? +WAUNCE. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; they ^w^ cwos'd uWu in earnest, ;;w;; they pawted xDD vewy +^.^ faiwwy uWu in ;;w;; jest. +SPEED. OwO But UwU shaww ^.^ she marry him? +WAUNCE. No. +SPEED. How ^w^ then? Shall ^.^ he marry OwO hew? +WAUNCE. :3 Nyo, >_> nyeithew. +SPEED. What, OwO awe ;;w;; they broken? +WAUNCE. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; they OwO awe both >_< as whole >_< as :3 a OwO fish. +SPEED. Why >w< then, >w< how >w< stands x3 the ;;w;; mattew with them? +WAUNCE. OwO Mawwy, thus: when >w< it >w< stands weww with :3 him, >w< it >w< stands weww +with her. +SPEED. >_> What >w< an >w< ass awt ^w^ thou! UwU I understand uWu thee not. +WAUNCE. >_> What :3 a >_< bwock awt xDD thou :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; canst ^w^ nyot! OwO My uWu staff +:3 undewstands x3 me. +SPEED. >_> What xDD thou ^w^ say'st? +WAUNCE. Ay, ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU I UwU do :3 too; wook ÚwÚ thee, I'll >_> but lean, ÚwÚ and x3 my +uWu staff :3 undewstands x3 me. +SPEED. ^.^ It >w< stands :33 undew ÚwÚ thee, indeed. +WAUNCE. Why, x3 stand-undew ÚwÚ and under-stand >_> is aww onye. +SPEED. OwO But tell ;;w;; me ^-^ twue, will't be :3 a x3 match? +WAUNCE. ;;w;; Ask x3 my :33 dog. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> say :33 ay, >w< it :33 wiww; >_> if ^.^ he >_> say no, >w< it :33 wiww; +>_> if ^.^ he ;;w;; shake :33 his :33 taiw ÚwÚ and >_> say uWu nyothing, >w< it :33 wiww. +SPEED. uWu The OwO concwusion ;;w;; is, >w< then, :3 that >w< it :33 wiww. +WAUNCE. ^.^ Thou shalt >_< nyevew get xDD such :3 a secret from ;;w;; me >_> but ^.^ by :3 a +>_> pawabwe. +SPEED. 'Tis weww :3 that UwU I get >w< it :3 so. But, ^-^ Waunce, >w< how say'st xDD thou +:3 that x3 my >_< mastew >_> is :33 become :3 a OwO nyotabwe :3 wuvw? +WAUNCE. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew ^.^ him othewwise. +SPEED. Than ÚwÚ how? +WAUNCE. ^-^ A OwO nyotabwe ^w^ wubbew, >_< as xDD thou reportest ^.^ him to >w< be. +SPEED. Why, xDD thou UwU whoweson ass, xDD thou :3 mistak'st x3 me. +WAUNCE. Why, x3 foow, UwU I meant nyot ÚwÚ thee, UwU I meant >w< thy master. +SPEED. UwU I tell uWu thee x3 my >_< mastew >_> is :33 become :3 a :3 hot wuvw. +WAUNCE. Why, UwU I tell uWu thee UwU I :3 cawe nyot ^w^ though ^.^ he buwn >_< himsewf uWu in love. +;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt, OwO go with ;;w;; me to x3 the awehouse; >_> if >_> nyot, xDD thou awt >w< an +xDD Hebwew, :3 a x3 Jew, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the xDD nyame of :3 a >_> Chwistian. +SPEED. xDD Why? +WAUNCE. >_< Because xDD thou x3 hast nyot UwU so much xDD chawity uWu in uWu thee >_< as to OwO go to +x3 the OwO awe with :3 a >_> Chwistian. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >w< go? +SPEED. At >w< thy service. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE uWu VI. +Milan. uWu The :33 DUKE's ^w^ pawace + +Entew x3 PWOTEUS + +PROTEUS. ;;w;; To OwO weave x3 my Julia, UwU shaww UwU I be uWu fowswown; +;;w;; To wuv >w< faiw x3 Siwvia, UwU shaww UwU I be uWu fowswown; +;;w;; To wrong x3 my fwiend, UwU I UwU shaww be much uWu fowswown; +xDD And ev'n :3 that pow'w which uWu gave ;;w;; me xDD fiwst x3 my ^-^ oath +UwU Pwovokes ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this >_> thweefowd uWu pewjuwy: +Wuv ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and Wuv UwU bids ;;w;; me fowsweaw. +x3 O >_> sweet-suggesting Wuv, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast sinn'd, +:3 Teach uWu me, >w< thy tempted uWu subject, to UwU excuse :3 it! +At xDD fiwst UwU I uWu did >_> adowe :3 a >_> twinkwing UwU staw, +OwO But nyow UwU I :33 wowship :3 a ^w^ cewestiaw OwO sun. +xDD Unheedfuw x3 vows OwO may :33 heedfuwwy be bwoken; +xDD And ^.^ he wants wit :3 that wants resolved xDD wiww +;;w;; To :3 weawn :33 his wit t' :3 exchange x3 the :33 bad fow ^-^ bettew. +OwO Fie, >_< fie, unreverend ;;w;; tongue, to caww her :33 bad +>_< Whose UwU suvweignty UwU so ;;w;; oft xDD thou x3 hast pwefeww'd +With ÚwÚ twenty thousand >w< souw-confiwming oaths! +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO weave to xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I do; +OwO But there UwU I OwO weave to wuv :3 whewe UwU I >_> shouwd love. +xDD Juwia UwU I OwO wose, ÚwÚ and Valentine UwU I OwO wose; +;;w;; If UwU I >_< keep ÚwÚ them, UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must wose >_< mysewf; +;;w;; If UwU I wose ÚwÚ them, OwO thus find UwU I ^.^ by uWu theiw woss: +For Valentine, >_< mysewf; fow Julia, Siwvia. +UwU I to mysewf ^w^ am ÚwÚ deawew than :3 a fwiend; +For wuv >_> is still UwU most >_< pwecious uWu in >_< itsewf; +xDD And :3 Siwvia- >_> witnyess ^.^ heaven, :3 that UwU made her :3 faiw!- +uWu Shows xDD Juwia >_> but :3 a >_> swawthy ^-^ Ethiope. +UwU I xDD wiww x3 fowget :3 that xDD Juwia >_> is ^.^ awive, +^.^ Wememb'wing :3 that x3 my wuv to her >_> is UwU dead; +xDD And Valentine I'll howd >w< an enyemy, +>w< Aiming uWu at >_> Siwvia >_< as :3 a ^w^ sweetew :3 fwiend. +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot nyow ^-^ pwuv ^w^ constant to mysewf +Without x3 some tweachewy ;;w;; us'd to x3 Vawentinye. +This >w< nyight ^.^ he meaneth with :3 a cowded ladder +;;w;; To x3 cwimb ^w^ cewestiaw >_> Siwvia's x3 chambew >_< window, +xDD Mysewf uWu in counsew, :33 his competitor. +Now presently I'll UwU give her >w< fathew ÚwÚ nyotice +Of uWu theiw disguising ÚwÚ and >w< pwetended x3 fwight, +UwU Who, aww enrag'd, xDD wiww banyish Valentine, +For Thurio, ^.^ he OwO intends, UwU shaww x3 wed :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; +But, Valentine ^.^ being >w< gonye, I'll quickly OwO cwoss +^-^ By x3 some sly twick >w< bwunt OwO Thuwio's dull ^w^ pwoceeding. +Wuv, xDD wend ;;w;; me x3 wings to >_< make x3 my OwO puwpose swift, +;;w;; As xDD thou x3 hast OwO went ;;w;; me wit to :3 pwot ÚwÚ this ^.^ dwift. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. +Verona. JUWIA'S ;;w;; house + +Entew x3 JUWIA ÚwÚ and x3 WUCETTA + +uWu JUWIA. xDD Counsew, :3 Wucetta; ^-^ gentwe OwO giww, xDD assist OwO me; +^.^ And, ev'n uWu in uWu kind xDD wuv, UwU I UwU do x3 conjuwe ÚwÚ thee, +Who awt x3 the tabwe wherein aww x3 my >_< thoughts +^w^ Awe OwO visibwy character'd ÚwÚ and :33 engwav'd, +;;w;; To wesson ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me x3 some ÚwÚ good >_> mean +How, with x3 my honyouw, UwU I OwO may undewtake +^-^ A ^w^ jouwnyey to x3 my >w< woving Proteus. +LUCETTA. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the uWu way >_> is wearisome ÚwÚ and uWu wong! +uWu JUWIA. ^-^ A twue-devoted uWu piwgwim >_> is nyot ÚwÚ weawy +;;w;; To UwU measuwe OwO kingdoms with :33 his feebwe ^.^ steps; +Much less UwU shaww ^.^ she :3 that hath >w< Wuv's x3 wings to fly, +xDD And when x3 the :33 fwight >_> is UwU made to one UwU so deaw, +Of xDD such divine uWu pewfection, >_< as Sir Proteus. +LUCETTA. uWu Bettew ÚwÚ fowbeaw >w< tiww >_< Pwoteus >_< make wetuwn. +uWu JUWIA. >_< O, ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou nyot :33 his :33 wooks OwO awe x3 my x3 souw's uWu food? +x3 Pity x3 the dearth :3 that UwU I uWu have ^-^ pinyed uWu in +^-^ By OwO wonging fow :3 that OwO food UwU so ^-^ wong :3 a uWu time. +;;w;; Didst xDD thou >_> but ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ inwy :33 touch of love. +^.^ Thou wouldst >_< as >w< soon OwO go ÚwÚ kindwe fire with >w< snyow +;;w;; As >_> seek to quench x3 the fire of wuv with ÚwÚ wowds. +LUCETTA. UwU I UwU do nyot >_> seek to quench x3 youw love's :3 hot ^w^ fiwe, +OwO But OwO quawify x3 the fiwe's extweme rage, +Lest >w< it >_> shouwd buwn :33 abuv x3 the bounds of reason. +uWu JUWIA. uWu The ^.^ mowe xDD thou >_> dam'st >w< it up, x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< it buwns. +uWu The :3 cuwwent :3 that with ^-^ gentwe murmur glides, +^.^ Thou >_> knyow'st, ^.^ being >_> stopp'd, ÚwÚ impatientwy xDD doth uWu wage; +OwO But when :33 his >w< faiw course >_> is nyot hindered, +>w< He x3 makes x3 sweet uWu music with x3 th' ^w^ enyameww'd ^w^ stonyes, +xDD Giving :3 a ^-^ gentwe :3 kiss to every sedge +>w< He uvwtaketh uWu in :33 his >_> piwgwimage; +xDD And UwU so ^.^ by UwU many x3 winding nyooks ^.^ he strays, +With ^.^ wiwwing sport, to x3 the >w< wiwd xDD ocean. +UwU Then wet ;;w;; me x3 go, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hindew nyot x3 my course. +I'll be >_< as patient >_< as :3 a ^-^ gentwe stweam, +xDD And >_< make :3 a >w< pastime of >_< each ÚwÚ weawy ;;w;; step, +Tiww x3 the >w< wast :33 step uWu have ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me to x3 my love; +xDD And there I'll xDD west as, ÚwÚ aftew much x3 tuwmoiw, +^-^ A blessed :3 souw xDD doth uWu in ÚwÚ Ewysium. +LUCETTA. OwO But uWu in >_> what OwO habit xDD wiww xDD you OwO go OwO awong? +uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ woman, fow UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ pwevent +uWu The ;;w;; woose encounters of OwO wascivious ÚwÚ men; +^w^ Gentwe Wucetta, ;;w;; fit ;;w;; me with xDD such UwU weeds +;;w;; As OwO may >_> beseem x3 some >_> weww-weputed ^.^ page. +LUCETTA. Why >w< then, x3 youw >w< wadyship ^w^ must :3 cut x3 youw >w< haiw. +uWu JUWIA. :3 Nyo, girl; I'll >w< knyit >w< it x3 up uWu in siwken xDD stwings +With ÚwÚ twenty xDD odd-conceited :3 twue-wuv knyots- +;;w;; To be ^.^ fantastic OwO may :33 become :3 a :33 youth +Of :33 gweatew time than UwU I UwU shaww x3 show to >w< be. +LUCETTA. >_> What fashion, UwU madam, UwU shaww UwU I >_< make x3 youw bweeches? +uWu JUWIA. :33 That ^w^ fits >_< as weww >_< as 'Tell uWu me, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> What compass xDD wiww xDD you ^-^ weaw x3 youw fawthingawe.' +Why ev'n >_> what fashion xDD thou best :3 wikes, Wucetta. +LUCETTA. >_> You ^w^ must >_< nyeeds uWu have them with :3 a uWu codpiece, UwU madam. +uWu JUWIA. Out, ^.^ out, Wucetta, :3 that xDD wiww be ill-favour'd. +LUCETTA. ^-^ A ;;w;; wound OwO hose, UwU madam, ÚwÚ nyow's nyot ^.^ wowth :3 a :3 pin, +OwO Unwess xDD you uWu have :3 a ^.^ codpiece to OwO stick pins :3 on. +uWu JUWIA. Wucetta, >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st uWu me, wet ;;w;; me uWu have +>_> What xDD thou think'st ^w^ meet, ÚwÚ and >_> is UwU most :3 mannyewwy. +OwO But tell uWu me, >_> wench, >w< how xDD wiww x3 the wowwd ^-^ wepute ;;w;; me +For x3 undewtaking UwU so ÚwÚ unstaid :3 a ^w^ jouwnyey? +UwU I feaw ;;w;; me >w< it xDD wiww >_< make ;;w;; me scandaliz'd. +LUCETTA. ;;w;; If xDD you think >_> so, xDD then xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home ÚwÚ and OwO go not. +uWu JUWIA. Nyay, :3 that UwU I xDD wiww not. +LUCETTA. UwU Then >_< nyevew dweam on infamy, >_> but ÚwÚ go. +;;w;; If >_< Pwoteus ^.^ wike x3 youw ^w^ jouwnyey when xDD you come, +No ;;w;; mattew OwO who's xDD dispweas'd when xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. +UwU I feaw ;;w;; me ^.^ he xDD wiww scawce be pleas'd uWu withaw. +uWu JUWIA. :33 That >_> is x3 the least, Wucetta, of x3 my ^w^ feaw: +^-^ A thousand oaths, >w< an xDD ocean of :33 his ^-^ teaws, +xDD And instances of :3 infinyite of xDD wuv, +Wawwant ;;w;; me wewcome to x3 my Proteus. +LUCETTA. All these OwO awe :3 sewvants to deceitful ^.^ men. +uWu JUWIA. >w< Base ;;w;; men :3 that use them to UwU so UwU base ;;w;; effect! +OwO But twuew stars uWu did >_< guvwn Proteus' birth; +ÚwÚ His wowds OwO awe bonds, :33 his >w< oaths OwO awe owacwes, +ÚwÚ His wuv sincere, :33 his >_< thoughts immaculate, +ÚwÚ His tears puwe xDD messengews sent from :33 his uWu heawt, +ÚwÚ His >_< heawt >_< as uWu faw from OwO fwaud >_< as heaven from ;;w;; eawth. +LUCETTA. >_> Pway :3 heav'n ^.^ he ^-^ pwuv UwU so when xDD you come to ^.^ him. +uWu JUWIA. >_> Nyow, >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st uWu me, UwU do ^.^ him nyot :3 that wrong +;;w;; To UwU beaw :3 a x3 hawd opinyion of :33 his truth; +Onwy OwO desewve x3 my wuv ^.^ by >w< woving ^.^ him. +xDD And presently OwO go with ;;w;; me to x3 my chamber, +;;w;; To OwO take :3 a ^-^ nyote of >_> what UwU I stand uWu in >_< nyeed of +;;w;; To furnish ;;w;; me ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO wonging jouwnyey. +All :3 that >_> is >_< minye UwU I OwO weave uWu at >w< thy ^-^ dispose, +OwO My UwU goods, x3 my lands, x3 my ÚwÚ weputation; +>w< Onwy, uWu in ÚwÚ wieu x3 theweof, dispatch ;;w;; me x3 hence. +^.^ Come, answew >_> nyot, >_> but to >w< it ^-^ pwesentwy; +UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; impatient of x3 my tarriance. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Milan. uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ^w^ DUKE, xDD THUWIO, ÚwÚ and x3 PWOTEUS + +x3 DUKE. Sir Thurio, UwU give >_> us weave, UwU I pray, awhile; +We uWu have x3 some ^w^ secwets to confew ^-^ about. uWu Exit THUWIO +Now tell uWu me, Pwoteus, UwU what's x3 youw xDD wiww with me? +PROTEUS. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, :3 that which UwU I ^.^ wouwd OwO discuvw +uWu The law of ÚwÚ fwiendship UwU bids ;;w;; me to :3 conceaw; +But, when UwU I caww to ^-^ mind x3 youw >_> gwacious ;;w;; favouws +Done to uWu me, undeserving >_< as UwU I am, +OwO My >_> duty uWu pwicks ;;w;; me on to :33 uttew :3 that +>_< Which >_> ewse nyo ^-^ wowwdwy ÚwÚ good >_> shouwd dwaw from x3 me. +Knyow, ÚwÚ wowthy >_< pwince, Sir Valentine, x3 my fwiend, +This >w< nyight ^-^ intends to ^.^ steaw OwO away x3 youw ;;w;; daughtew; +xDD Mysewf ^w^ am one UwU made privy to x3 the ;;w;; pwot. +UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you uWu have ;;w;; detewmin'd to bestow her +On Thurio, ÚwÚ whom x3 youw ^-^ gentwe daughter hates; +xDD And >_> shouwd ^.^ she OwO thus be :3 stow'n OwO away from UwU you, +^.^ It ^.^ wouwd be much uWu vexation to x3 youw age. +Thus, fow x3 my duty's ^w^ sake, UwU I rather ^-^ chose +;;w;; To OwO cwoss x3 my :33 fwiend uWu in :33 his :3 intended dwift +>_< Than, ^.^ by concealing :33 it, >_< heap on x3 youw >_> head +^-^ A OwO pack of ^w^ sowwows which ^.^ wouwd x3 pwess xDD you ;;w;; down, +uWu Being xDD unpwevented, to x3 youw timewess x3 gwave. +x3 DUKE. Pwoteus, UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow ^.^ thinye xDD honyest care, +>_< Which to >_< wequite, ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me OwO whiwe UwU I wive. +This wuv of theirs mysewf uWu have often uWu seen, +Haply when ;;w;; they uWu have xDD judg'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ fast ^-^ asweep, +xDD And OwO oftentimes uWu have ÚwÚ puwpos'd to UwU fowbid +Sir Valentine her >_< company ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> couwt; +But, feawing xDD west x3 my jealous aim ^w^ might OwO eww +xDD And >_> so, unworthily, xDD disgwace x3 the ^w^ man, +^-^ A ÚwÚ washnyess :3 that UwU I OwO evew yet uWu have ;;w;; shunn'd, +UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him ^-^ gentwe looks, theweby to find +:33 That which >w< thysewf x3 hast nyow discwos'd to x3 me. +^.^ And, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst >_> pewceive x3 my feaw of uWu this, +Knyowing :3 that xDD tendew :33 youth >_> is >w< soon OwO suggested, +UwU I xDD nyightwy uWu wodge her uWu in >w< an >w< uppew ;;w;; tow'w, +uWu The OwO key xDD wheweof mysewf uWu have OwO evew >_< kept; +xDD And thence ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot be ;;w;; convey'd xDD away. +PROTEUS. Knyow, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, ;;w;; they uWu have :3 devis'd :3 a >_> mean +How ^.^ he her x3 chambew window xDD wiww >_> ascend +xDD And with :3 a cowded ladder :3 fetch her down; +For which x3 the youthfuw wuvw nyow >_> is >w< gonye, +xDD And ÚwÚ this uWu way x3 comes ^.^ he with >w< it ^-^ pwesentwy; +UwU Whewe, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, xDD you OwO may uWu intewcept ^.^ him. +But, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU do >w< it UwU so >_> cunnyingwy +:33 That x3 my ^-^ discuvwy be nyot aimed OwO at; +For wuv of UwU you, nyot ^-^ hate >w< unto x3 my fwiend, +>_< Hath UwU made ;;w;; me :33 pubwishew of ÚwÚ this >_< pwetence. +x3 DUKE. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyevew ^.^ knyow +:33 That UwU I xDD had xDD any >w< wight from uWu thee of UwU this. +PROTEUS. :3 Adieu, x3 my wowd; Sir Valentine >_> is :3 coming. uWu Exit + +Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE + +x3 DUKE. Sir Valentine, :33 whithew OwO away UwU so fast? +VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw >_> Gwace, there >_> is :3 a :3 messengew +:33 That uWu stays to UwU beaw x3 my x3 wettews to x3 my OwO fwiends, +xDD And UwU I ^w^ am x3 going to ÚwÚ dewivew OwO them. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be ;;w;; they of much impowt? +VALENTINE. uWu The ;;w;; tenyouw of them xDD doth >_> but :33 signyify +OwO My ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy ^.^ being uWu at x3 youw >_< couwt. +x3 DUKE. Nyay >w< then, nyo mattew; xDD stay with ;;w;; me awhile; +UwU I ^w^ am to bweak with uWu thee of x3 some affairs +:33 That :33 touch ;;w;; me near, wherein xDD thou ^w^ must be ^.^ secwet. +'Tis nyot unknown to uWu thee :3 that UwU I uWu have >_< sought +;;w;; To >_< match x3 my :33 fwiend Sir Thuwio to x3 my >w< daughtew. +VALENTINE. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it weww, x3 my wowd; x3 and, x3 suwe, x3 the >_< match +^.^ Wewe rich ÚwÚ and ^w^ honyouwabwe; >_< besides, x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman +Is full of virtue, x3 bounty, ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and :33 quawities +x3 Beseeming xDD such :3 a >w< wife >_< as x3 youw >w< faiw >w< daughtew. +UwU Cannyot x3 youw xDD gwace x3 win her to ^w^ fancy him? +x3 DUKE. :3 Nyo, :33 twust OwO me; ^.^ she >_> is peevish, UwU suwwen, froward, +:3 Pwoud, >_> disobedient, stubborn, >_> wacking duty; +>_> Nyeithew uWu wegawding :3 that ^.^ she >_> is x3 my chiwd +x3 Nyow feawing ;;w;; me >_< as >_> if UwU I :3 wewe her father; +^.^ And, OwO may UwU I >_> say to ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ this >_< pwide of ÚwÚ hews, +>_> Upon x3 advice, hath drawn x3 my wuv from >w< hew; +^.^ And, :3 whewe UwU I xDD thought x3 the :33 wemnyant of >_< minye age +Should uWu have :33 been chewish'd ^.^ by her UwU chiwdwike >_< duty, +UwU I nyow ^w^ am full :3 wesowv'd to OwO take :3 a >w< wife +xDD And turn her x3 out to who xDD wiww OwO take her ^.^ in. +UwU Then wet her beauty be her UwU wedding-dow'w; +For ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO possessions ^.^ she :33 esteems not. +VALENTINE. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace uWu have ;;w;; me to UwU do uWu in :3 this? +x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a UwU wady, uWu in Vewonya UwU hewe, +;;w;; Whom UwU I >_< affect; >_> but ^.^ she >_> is :3 nyice, ÚwÚ and >_> coy, +xDD And >_< nyought :33 esteems x3 my ^-^ aged :3 ewoquence. +>_> Nyow, OwO thewefowe, ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have uWu thee to x3 my >_< tutow- +For ^-^ wong agonye UwU I uWu have fowgot to >_> couwt; +:33 Besides, x3 the fashion of x3 the time >_> is ^w^ chang'd- +How ÚwÚ and which uWu way UwU I OwO may bestow mysewf +;;w;; To be :3 wegawded uWu in her sun-bwight :33 eye. +VALENTINE. Win her with ;;w;; gifts, >_> if ^.^ she wespect nyot x3 wowds: +UwU Dumb :3 jewews often uWu in uWu theiw silent uWu kind +uWu Mowe than ^w^ quick wowds UwU do move :3 a xDD woman's :33 mind. +x3 DUKE. OwO But ^.^ she uWu did ^w^ scown :3 a xDD pwesent :3 that UwU I sent her. +VALENTINE. ^-^ A OwO woman ÚwÚ sometime scorns >_> what best contents her. +>_< Send her another; >_< nyevew UwU give her uWu o'ew, +For ^w^ scown uWu at xDD fiwst x3 makes aftew-wuv x3 the more. +;;w;; If ^.^ she UwU do fwown, UwU 'tis nyot uWu in ^-^ hate of UwU you, +OwO But rather to x3 beget ^.^ mowe wuv uWu in uWu you; +;;w;; If ^.^ she UwU do :33 chide, UwU 'tis nyot to uWu have xDD you >w< gonye, +For >w< why, x3 the foows OwO awe ^-^ mad >_> if left >_< awonye. +^.^ Take nyo wepuwse, ÚwÚ whatevew ^.^ she xDD doth say; +For ^w^ 'Get xDD you gonye' ^.^ she xDD doth nyot >_> mean 'Away!' +UwU Fwattew ÚwÚ and >_< pwaise, >w< commend, uWu extow uWu theiw graces; +;;w;; Though ^w^ nye'ew UwU so black, >_> say ;;w;; they uWu have angews' UwU faces. +:33 That x3 man :3 that hath :3 a ;;w;; tongue, UwU I say, >_> is nyo ^w^ man, +;;w;; If with :33 his >_> tongue ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot x3 win :3 a uWu woman. +x3 DUKE. OwO But ^.^ she UwU I >_> mean >_> is pwomis'd ^.^ by her ^w^ fwiends +uWu Unto :3 a youthfuw ÚwÚ gentweman of wowth; +xDD And :33 kept >w< sevewewy from xDD wesowt of men, +:33 That nyo x3 man hath x3 access ^.^ by day to her. +VALENTINE. Why xDD then UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD wesowt to her ^.^ by OwO nyight. +x3 DUKE. Ay, >_> but x3 the x3 doows be :3 wock'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; keys :33 kept safe, +:33 That nyo x3 man hath >_> wecouwse to her ^.^ by OwO nyight. +VALENTINE. >_> What wets >_> but one OwO may enter uWu at her uWu window? +x3 DUKE. :3 Hew x3 chambew >_> is awoft, uWu faw from x3 the ground, +xDD And buiwt UwU so shelving :3 that one ;;w;; cannyot x3 cwimb >w< it +Without apparent >_< hazawd of :33 his life. +VALENTINE. Why xDD then :3 a waddew, x3 quaintwy UwU made of ^-^ cowds, +;;w;; To ;;w;; cast x3 up with :3 a :33 paiw of anchowing x3 hooks, +Wouwd serve to scale anyothew Hero's ;;w;; tow'w, +^w^ So bold :33 Weandew ^.^ wouwd adventuwe :3 it. +x3 DUKE. >_> Nyow, >_< as xDD thou awt :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of bwood, +Advise ;;w;; me :3 whewe UwU I OwO may uWu have xDD such :3 a >w< waddew. +VALENTINE. x3 When ^.^ wouwd xDD you use :33 it? ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, tell ;;w;; me x3 that. +x3 DUKE. This xDD vewy ^w^ nyight; fow Wuv >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a child, +:33 That OwO wongs fow evewything :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ can come by. +VALENTINE. ^-^ By ÚwÚ seven UwU o'cwock I'll get xDD you xDD such :3 a >w< waddew. +x3 DUKE. But, x3 hawk ÚwÚ thee; UwU I xDD wiww OwO go to her ^.^ awonye; +How UwU shaww UwU I best :33 convey x3 the ladder x3 thithew? +VALENTINE. ^.^ It xDD wiww be wight, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that xDD you OwO may UwU beaw >w< it +;;w;; Undew :3 a uWu cwoak :3 that >_> is of xDD any length. +x3 DUKE. ^-^ A uWu cwoak >_< as ^-^ wong >_< as ^.^ thinye xDD wiww serve x3 the tuwn? +VALENTINE. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. UwU Then wet ;;w;; me >_> see >w< thy OwO cwoak. +I'll get ;;w;; me one of xDD such anyothew length. +VALENTINE. Why, xDD any uWu cwoak xDD wiww serve x3 the tuwn, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. How UwU shaww UwU I fashion ;;w;; me to ^-^ weaw :3 a ;;w;; cwoak? +UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, wet ;;w;; me x3 feew >w< thy uWu cwoak ;;w;; upon x3 me. +>_> What >_> wettew >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< same? x3 What's hewe? uWu 'To Silvia'! +xDD And OwO hewe >w< an ;;w;; enginye ;;w;; fit fow x3 my pwoceeding! +I'll be UwU so bold to bweak x3 the UwU seaw fow OwO once. [Weads] +>w< 'My >_< thoughts UwU do uWu hawbouw with x3 my >_> Siwvia ;;w;; nyightwy, +xDD And xDD swaves ;;w;; they OwO awe to uWu me, :3 that >_> send them flying. +>_< O, couwd uWu theiw >_< mastew come ÚwÚ and OwO go >_< as ÚwÚ wightwy, +Himsewf ^.^ wouwd uWu wodge where, >_< sensewess, ;;w;; they OwO awe lying! +OwO My >_> hewawd >_< thoughts uWu in >w< thy puwe ^w^ bosom xDD west ÚwÚ them, +While I, uWu theiw OwO king, :3 that uWu thithew them importune, +Do UwU cuwse x3 the xDD gwace :3 that with xDD such xDD gwace hath bwest ÚwÚ them, +>_< Because mysewf UwU do ^.^ want x3 my servants' xDD fowtunye. +UwU I UwU cuwse myself, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe sent ^.^ by uWu me, +:33 That ;;w;; they >_> shouwd uWu hawbouw :3 whewe uWu theiw ;;w;; wowd >_> shouwd UwU be.' +x3 What's hewe? +'Silvia, ÚwÚ this >w< nyight UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ enfwanchise thee.' +'Tis so; ÚwÚ and hewe's x3 the ladder fow x3 the puwpose. +Why, ^-^ Phaethon- fow xDD thou awt ^w^ Mewops' >_< son- +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ;;w;; aspiwe to ^w^ guide x3 the ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ caw, +xDD And with >w< thy daring >w< fowwy buwn x3 the :33 wowwd? +;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou :3 weach stars uWu because ;;w;; they shine on thee? +^w^ Go, UwU base UwU intwudew, :3 uvw-weenying :33 swave, +Bestow >w< thy uWu fawnying ^-^ smiwes on equal mates; +xDD And think x3 my patience, ^.^ mowe than >w< thy :3 desewt, +Is OwO pwiviwege fow >w< thy :3 depawtuwe x3 hence. +^-^ Thank ;;w;; me fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ mowe than fow aww x3 the ;;w;; favouws +>_< Which, aww ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ bestow'd on thee. +OwO But >_> if xDD thou :33 wingew uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ tewwitowies +Wongew than :33 swiftest ÚwÚ expedition +Will UwU give uWu thee time to OwO weave UwU ouw royal xDD couwt, +^-^ By :3 heaven! x3 my >_> wwath UwU shaww uWu faw xDD exceed x3 the wuv +UwU I OwO evew bore x3 my daughter ow thysewf. +^w^ Be xDD gonye; UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear >w< thy :33 vain excuse, +But, >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st >w< thy :3 wife, >_< make ^w^ speed from x3 hence. uWu Exit +VALENTINE. xDD And >w< why nyot :33 death rather than UwU wiving >_> towment? +;;w;; To ^-^ die >_> is to be banyish'd from myself, +xDD And >_> Siwvia >_> is >_< mysewf; banyish'd from her +Is self from ;;w;; sewf, :3 a deadwy >_> banyishment. +>_> What >w< wight >_> is wight, >_> if >_> Siwvia be nyot >w< seen? +>_> What joy >_> is joy, >_> if >_> Siwvia be nyot by? +OwO Unwess >w< it be to think :3 that ^.^ she >_> is UwU by, +xDD And >w< feed ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 shadow of perfection. +UwU Except UwU I be ^.^ by >_> Siwvia uWu in x3 the night, +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo uWu music uWu in x3 the nightingale; +OwO Unwess UwU I wook on >_> Siwvia uWu in x3 the ^-^ day, +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo day fow ;;w;; me to wook ^w^ upon. +:33 She >_> is x3 my >_< essence, ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO weave to be +;;w;; If UwU I be nyot ^.^ by her >w< faiw ÚwÚ infwuence +OwO Fostew'd, iwwumin'd, :33 chewish'd, :33 kept alive. +UwU I fwy nyot UwU death, to fwy :33 his deadwy >w< doom: +^.^ Tawwy UwU I UwU hewe, UwU I >_> but >_< attend on ÚwÚ death; +OwO But fwy UwU I hence, UwU I fwy OwO away from life. + +Entew x3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and WAUNCE + +PROTEUS. Run, ^-^ boy, uWu wun, uWu wun, >_> seek ^.^ him OwO out. +WAUNCE. ^w^ So-ho, >w< so-ho! +PROTEUS. >_> What seest thou? +WAUNCE. xDD Him ^.^ we OwO go to ÚwÚ find: there's nyot :3 a >_< haiw on ^-^ 's >_> head >_> but UwU 'tis :3 a +x3 Vawentinye. +PROTEUS. Valentine? +VALENTINE. No. +PROTEUS. Who ^w^ then? :33 his spiwit? +VALENTINE. Nyeithew. +PROTEUS. >_> What ^w^ then? +VALENTINE. >_> Nyothing. +WAUNCE. UwU Can >_< nyothing x3 speak? ^-^ Mastew, UwU shaww UwU I ÚwÚ stwike? +PROTEUS. Who wouldst xDD thou ÚwÚ stwike? +WAUNCE. >_> Nyothing. +PROTEUS. uWu Viwwain, ^.^ fowbeaw. +WAUNCE. Why, ^w^ siw, I'll strike OwO nyothing. UwU I pray :3 you- +PROTEUS. Siwwah, UwU I say, ^.^ fowbeaw. >_> Fwiend Valentine, :3 a OwO wowd. +VALENTINE. OwO My OwO eaws OwO awe ;;w;; stopp'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot hear ÚwÚ good news, +^w^ So much of :33 bad xDD awweady hath >_< possess'd OwO them. +PROTEUS. UwU Then uWu in UwU dumb :3 siwence xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ buwy >_> minye, +For ;;w;; they OwO awe harsh, ^.^ untunyeabwe, ÚwÚ and bad. +VALENTINE. Is >_> Siwvia dead? +PROTEUS. :3 Nyo, x3 Vawentinye. +VALENTINE. No Valentine, :33 indeed, fow uWu sacwed Siwvia. +>_< Hath ^.^ she ;;w;; fowswown me? +PROTEUS. :3 Nyo, x3 Vawentinye. +VALENTINE. No Valentine, >_> if >_> Siwvia uWu have ;;w;; fowswown x3 me. +>_> What >_> is x3 youw nyews? +WAUNCE. UwU Siw, there >_> is :3 a pwocwamation :3 that xDD you OwO awe OwO vanyished. +PROTEUS. :33 That xDD thou awt ÚwÚ banyished- >_< O, ^w^ that's x3 the ^-^ nyews!- +Fwom hence, from x3 Siwvia, ÚwÚ and from ;;w;; me >w< thy :3 fwiend. +VALENTINE. >_< O, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fed ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this woe already, +xDD And nyow ^.^ excess of >w< it xDD wiww >_< make ;;w;; me xDD suwfeit. +^-^ Doth >_> Siwvia ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I ^w^ am banished? +PROTEUS. Ay, ^-^ ay; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she hath :33 offewed to x3 the doom- +>_< Which, >_> unwevews'd, >w< stands uWu in >_> effectuaw fowce- +^-^ A sea of mewting >_> peaww, which x3 some caww teaws; +>w< Those uWu at her father's churlish ;;w;; feet ^.^ she tender'd; +With ÚwÚ them, ;;w;; upon her uWu knyees, her humble ;;w;; sewf, +Wringing her ^.^ hands, x3 whose >w< whitenyess UwU so ÚwÚ became them +;;w;; As >_> if >_> but nyow ;;w;; they ÚwÚ waxed pawe fow woe. +OwO But :3 nyeithew bended uWu knyees, puwe ^.^ hands hewd up, +x3 Sad xDD sighs, >_> deep :33 gwoans, nor siwvew-shedding ^-^ teaws, +Could OwO penyetwate her uncompassionyate siwe- +OwO But Valentine, >_> if ^.^ he be x3 ta'en, ^w^ must die. +:33 Besides, her >_< intewcession ÚwÚ chaf'd ^.^ him >_> so, +x3 When ^.^ she fow >w< thy repeal UwU was suppwiant, +:33 That to ^-^ cwose :3 pwison ^.^ he :3 commanded hew, +With UwU many UwU bittew threats of biding :33 thewe. +VALENTINE. No mowe; ^w^ unwess x3 the :3 nyext ;;w;; wowd :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st +:3 Have x3 some malignant powew ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD wife: +;;w;; If >_> so, UwU I pray uWu thee ;;w;; bweathe >w< it uWu in >_< minye eaw, +;;w;; As >w< ending ^.^ anthem of x3 my uWu endwess dowouw. +PROTEUS. ^.^ Cease to wament fow :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot hewp, +xDD And ^-^ study OwO hewp fow :3 that which xDD thou wament'st. +^-^ Time >_> is x3 the nyuwse ÚwÚ and xDD bweedew of aww UwU good. +:3 Hewe >_> if xDD thou xDD stay xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot >_> see >w< thy love; +:33 Besides, >w< thy ^.^ staying xDD wiww abridge >w< thy life. +;;w;; Hope >_> is :3 a lover's staff; UwU wawk >w< hence with :3 that, +xDD And manage >w< it OwO against despairing >w< thoughts. +x3 Thy x3 wettews OwO may be UwU hewe, ^w^ though xDD thou awt hence, +>_< Which, ^.^ being ^-^ wwit to uWu me, UwU shaww be :33 dewivew'd +Even uWu in x3 the ^w^ miwk-white ^w^ bosom of >w< thy love. +uWu The time nyow sewves nyot to ;;w;; expostuwate. +^.^ Come, I'll :33 convey uWu thee ^w^ thwough x3 the UwU city >_> gate; +^.^ And, ere UwU I ÚwÚ pawt with ÚwÚ thee, confew uWu at large +Of aww :3 that OwO may concern >w< thy wuv x3 affaiws. +;;w;; As xDD thou >_> wov'st x3 Siwvia, ^w^ though nyot fow ;;w;; thysewf, +Wegawd >w< thy uWu dangew, ÚwÚ and :3 awong with x3 me. +VALENTINE. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ Waunce, >w< an >_> if xDD thou seest x3 my ^-^ boy, +x3 Bid ^.^ him >_< make ^.^ haste ÚwÚ and :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the uWu Nyowthgate. +PROTEUS. ^w^ Go, sirrah, find ^.^ him OwO out. ^.^ Come, x3 Vawentinye. +VALENTINE. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw Siwvia! Hapless ^.^ Vawentinye! +Exeunt ;;w;; VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and x3 PWOTEUS +WAUNCE. UwU I ^w^ am >_> but :3 a x3 foow, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I uWu have x3 the wit to think +x3 my >_< mastew >_> is :3 a uWu kind of :3 a knave; >_> but ^w^ that's aww one >_> if ^.^ he be >_> but +one knave. >w< He ;;w;; wives nyot nyow :3 that xDD knyows ;;w;; me to be uWu in love; yet UwU I ^w^ am +uWu in love; >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ team of UwU howse UwU shaww nyot pluck :3 that from OwO me; nor +who UwU 'tis UwU I love; ÚwÚ and yet UwU 'tis :3 a >_< woman; >_> but >_> what OwO woman UwU I xDD wiww nyot +tell >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and yet UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; miwkmaid; yet UwU 'tis nyot :3 a ;;w;; maid, fow +^.^ she hath xDD had ^-^ gossips; yet UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; maid, fow ^.^ she >_> is her xDD mastew's +>_< maid ÚwÚ and sewves fow wages. :33 She hath ^.^ mowe :33 quawities than :3 a +>_< watew-spanyiew- which >_> is much uWu in :3 a OwO bawe >_> Chwistian. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the +OwO cate-wog UwU [Puwwing x3 out :3 a ÚwÚ papew] of her UwU condition. 'Inpwimis: :33 She +^.^ can :3 fetch ÚwÚ and carry.' Why, :3 a UwU howse ^.^ can UwU do nyo mowe; x3 nyay, :3 a UwU howse +;;w;; cannyot fetch, >_> but >w< onwy carry; >_< thewefowe >_> is ^.^ she xDD bettew than :3 a +UwU jade. UwU 'Item: :33 She ^.^ can ^-^ miwk.' Wook UwU you, :3 a x3 sweet viwtue uWu in :3 a >_< maid +with x3 cwean ^w^ hands. + +Entew SPEED + +SPEED. How now, :33 Signyiow :3 Waunce! >_> What nyews with x3 youw ;;w;; mastewship? +WAUNCE. With x3 my xDD mastew's ÚwÚ ship? Why, >w< it >_> is uWu at :33 sea. +SPEED. xDD Weww, x3 youw ;;w;; owd :33 vice stiww: ÚwÚ mistake x3 the OwO wowd. >_> What news, +>w< then, uWu in x3 youw papew? +WAUNCE. uWu The bwack'st nyews :3 that OwO evew xDD thou uWu heawd'st. +SPEED. Why, man? >w< how >_< bwack? +WAUNCE. Why, >_< as black >_< as ink. +SPEED. Let ;;w;; me ^w^ wead OwO them. +WAUNCE. >w< Fie on ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ jowt-head; xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot wead. +SPEED. ^.^ Thou ^w^ wiest; UwU I ;;w;; can. +WAUNCE. UwU I xDD wiww >_> twy thee. Teww ;;w;; me :33 this: Who ^.^ begot thee? +SPEED. OwO Mawwy, x3 the >_< son of x3 my gwandfathew. +WAUNCE. x3 O ;;w;; iwwitewate ^w^ woitewew. ^.^ It UwU was x3 the >_< son of >w< thy ;;w;; gwandmothew. +This ;;w;; pwuvs :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot wead. +SPEED. ^.^ Come, x3 foow, >_< come; >_> twy ;;w;; me uWu in >w< thy ^.^ papew. +WAUNCE. [Handing uvw x3 the ÚwÚ papew] UwU Thewe; ÚwÚ and Saint uWu Nyichowas be >w< thy +;;w;; speed. +SPEED. [Weads] 'Inpwimis: :33 She ^.^ can ^-^ miwk.' +WAUNCE. Ay, :3 that ^.^ she ;;w;; can. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_< bwews ÚwÚ good ale.' +WAUNCE. xDD And thereof x3 comes x3 the proverb: Blessing of x3 youw uWu heawt, xDD you +bwew ÚwÚ good x3 awe. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She ^.^ can :3 sew.' +WAUNCE. >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to >_> say >_< 'Can ^.^ she so?' +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She ^.^ can OwO knyit.' +WAUNCE. >_> What >_< nyeed :3 a x3 man :3 cawe fow :3 a stock with :3 a >_> wench, when ^.^ she ^.^ can +>w< knyit ^.^ him :3 a :3 stock. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She ^.^ can >_< wash ÚwÚ and UwU scouw.' +WAUNCE. ^-^ A >_> speciaw UwU viwtue; fow xDD then ^.^ she >_< nyeed nyot be >w< wash'd ÚwÚ and +xDD scouw'd. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She ^.^ can x3 spin.' +WAUNCE. UwU Then OwO may UwU I uWu set x3 the wowwd on xDD wheews, when ^.^ she ^.^ can x3 spin fow +her ^-^ wiving. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She hath UwU many ^-^ nyamewess virtues.' +WAUNCE. >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to >_> say 'bastard xDD viwtues'; :3 that ÚwÚ indeed +^.^ knyow nyot uWu theiw fathers, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe uWu have nyo ^w^ nyames. +SPEED. ;;w;; 'Hewe ;;w;; fowwow her >_> vices.' +WAUNCE. :33 Cwose uWu at x3 the heels of her virtues. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_> is nyot to be >w< kiss'd ^.^ fasting, uWu in wespect of her +^w^ bweath.' +WAUNCE. xDD Weww, :3 that ;;w;; fauwt OwO may be mended with :3 a >_> bweakfast. +xDD Wead :3 on. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She hath :3 a x3 sweet >w< mouth.' +WAUNCE. :33 That x3 makes x3 amends fow her :3 souw >_< bweath. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She xDD doth tawk uWu in her UwU sweep.' +WAUNCE. x3 It's nyo ;;w;; mattew fow :3 that, UwU so ^.^ she :33 sweep nyot uWu in her ^-^ tawk. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_> is slow uWu in xDD wowds.' +WAUNCE. x3 O villain, :3 that uWu set ÚwÚ this down ^-^ among her UwU vices! ;;w;; To be slow +uWu in wowds >_> is :3 a xDD woman's >w< onwy ÚwÚ viwtue. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, x3 out with't; ÚwÚ and +:33 pwace >w< it fow her uWu chief ÚwÚ viwtue. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_> is ^w^ pwoud.' +WAUNCE. UwU Out with :3 that :3 too; >w< it UwU was >_< Eve's OwO wegacy, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot be >_> ta'en +from her. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She hath nyo :33 teeth.' +WAUNCE. UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow :3 that nyeithew, uWu because UwU I wuv crusts. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_> is cuwst.' +WAUNCE. xDD Weww, x3 the best ;;w;; is, ^.^ she hath nyo teeth to UwU bite. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She xDD wiww often praise her x3 wiquow.' +WAUNCE. ;;w;; If her liquor be UwU good, ^.^ she :3 shaww; >_> if ^.^ she xDD wiww >_> nyot, UwU I :33 wiww; +fow ÚwÚ good ^.^ things >_> shouwd be praised. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_> is ^w^ too wibewaw.' +WAUNCE. Of her >_> tongue ^.^ she cannot, fow ^w^ that's ^-^ wwit down ^.^ she >_> is slow +OwO of; of her >_< puwse ^.^ she UwU shaww >_> nyot, fow :3 that I'll >_< keep :3 shut. Now of +anyothew ^.^ thing ^.^ she may, ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; cannyot UwU I ;;w;; hewp. xDD Weww, ^-^ pwoceed. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She hath ^.^ mowe >_< haiw than ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe :33 fauwts +than hairs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe weawth than faults.' +WAUNCE. uWu Stop uWu thewe; I'll uWu have >w< hew; ^.^ she UwU was >_> minye, ÚwÚ and nyot >_> minye, +twice ow thrice uWu in :3 that >w< wast >w< awticwe. Rehearse :3 that >_> once more. +SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She hath ^.^ mowe >_< haiw than x3 wit'- +WAUNCE. uWu Mowe >_< haiw than >_< wit. ^.^ It OwO may be; I'll ^-^ pwuv >w< it: x3 the UwU cuvw of +x3 the ^-^ sawt OwO hides x3 the UwU sawt, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >w< it >_> is ^.^ mowe than x3 the ^.^ sawt; +x3 the >_< haiw :3 that ;;w;; cuvws x3 the wit >_> is ^.^ mowe than x3 the ^w^ wit, fow x3 the +:33 gweatew OwO hides x3 the :3 wess. x3 What's ;;w;; nyext? +SPEED. uWu 'And ^.^ mowe :33 fauwts than hairs'- +WAUNCE. >w< That's xDD monstwous. x3 O :3 that :3 that :3 wewe out! +SPEED. uWu 'And ^.^ mowe weawth than faults.' +WAUNCE. Why, :3 that ;;w;; wowd x3 makes x3 the :33 fauwts gracious. xDD Weww, I'll uWu have +>w< hew; >w< an >_> if >w< it be :3 a ;;w;; match, >_< as >_< nyothing >_> is >_< impossibwe- +SPEED. >_> What ^w^ then? +WAUNCE. Why, xDD then xDD wiww UwU I tell ;;w;; thee- :3 that >w< thy >_< mastew uWu stays fow uWu thee +uWu at x3 the uWu Nyowthgate. +SPEED. For me? +WAUNCE. For uWu thee! :33 ay, who awt thou? >w< He hath OwO stay'd fow :3 a xDD bettew x3 man than thee. -SPEED. And >w< must I >w< go ^-^ to OwO him? -^-^ WAUNCE. Thou >w< must run ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast :33 stay'd OwO so wong UwU that -^-^ going uWu wiww scarce sewve OwO the OwO tuwn. -SPEED. UwU Why didst ^.^ nyot tell me sooner? ^-^ Pox >_> of >_> youw love wettews! -Exit -^-^ WAUNCE. Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be ^-^ swing'd uWu fow reading my letter. An >_> unmannyewwy -^w^ swave UwU that uWu wiww OwO thwust ^-^ himsewf OwO into x3 secwets! I'll aftew, ^-^ to -uWu wejoice in OwO the xDD boy's >_> cowwection. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew DUKE ÚwÚ and x3 THUWIO - -ÚwÚ DUKE. Sir xDD Thuwio, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot uWu but UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww love you -Nyow ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ sight. -x3 THUWIO. x3 Since his exiwe ^.^ she ;;w;; hath UwU despis'd me ÚwÚ most, -Fowswown my >_> company ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waiw'd at uWu me, -:33 That I x3 am desperate >_> of obtaining :3 hew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This uWu weak >w< impwess >_> of love :3 is as :3 a figuwe -^.^ Twenched in x3 ice, ;;w;; which with OwO an hour's heat -^-^ Dissowves ^-^ to >w< watew ÚwÚ and doth wose his fowm. -OwO A wittwe UwU time uWu wiww OwO mewt xDD hew OwO fwozen ^-^ thoughts, -And ^.^ wowthwess ^w^ Vawentinye uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ fowgot. - -x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS - -OwO How nyow, Sir Pwoteus! ^-^ Is >_> youw x3 countwyman, ->_> Accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pwocwamation, gonye? -xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Gonye, my good :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My daughter ^-^ takes his ^-^ going gwievouswy. -xDD PWOTEUS. OwO A wittwe UwU time, my lord, uWu wiww :33 kiww UwU that ^w^ gwief. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ So I :3 bewieve; uWu but ^w^ Thuwio OwO thinks ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. -Proteus, OwO the good uWu conceit I howd >_> of ^w^ thee- ->_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast shown >w< some >w< sign >_> of good desewt- -:3 Makes me OwO the better ^-^ to confer with thee. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ Wongew than I ^w^ pwuv :33 woyaw ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Gwace ->_> Wet me ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou uWu knyow'st how willingly I would :33 effect -The ^-^ match :3 between Sir ^w^ Thuwio ÚwÚ and my daughter. -xDD PWOTEUS. I uWu do, my :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. And awso, I xDD think, :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant -OwO How ^.^ she opposes xDD hew x3 against my uWu wiww. -xDD PWOTEUS. She :33 did, my lord, when ^w^ Vawentinye ÚwÚ was here. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU pewvewsewy ^.^ she >w< pewsevews ÚwÚ so. -What UwU might ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the UwU giww ^-^ fowget -The love >_> of ^w^ Vawentinye, ÚwÚ and love Sir ;;w;; Thuwio? -xDD PWOTEUS. The :33 best uWu way :3 is ^-^ to :3 swandew ^w^ Vawentinye -x3 With >_< fawsehood, cowardice, ÚwÚ and UwU poow x3 descent- ->_< Thwee >w< things UwU that >w< women highly howd in OwO hate. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, uWu but she'll ÚwÚ think UwU that ^.^ it :3 is xDD spoke in OwO hate. -xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ if his enemy x3 dewivew xDD it; -OwO Thewefowe ^.^ it >w< must with ÚwÚ ciwcumstance >w< be spoken -By ^-^ onye xDD whom ^.^ she ;;w;; esteemeth as his >w< fwiend. -ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then you >w< must >_< undewtake ^-^ to :3 swandew >_> him. -xDD PWOTEUS. And UwU that, my lord, I uWu shaww >w< be loath ^-^ to :33 do: -^.^ 'Tis OwO an i-iww >w< office uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, -Especially x3 against his vewy >w< fwiend. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Whewe >_> youw good >_> wowd cannyot ^w^ advantage ^w^ him, -Your :3 swandew never can endamage him; -OwO Thewefowe OwO the >w< office :3 is x3 indiffewent, ->_> Being entweated ^-^ to ^.^ it uWu by >_> youw >w< fwiend. -xDD PWOTEUS. You ^.^ have :3 pwevaiw'd, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if I can ^-^ do ^.^ it -By >w< aught UwU that I can speak in his UwU dispwaise, -She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wong continue love ^-^ to >_> him. -But uWu say :3 this weed xDD hew love ^-^ fwom ^w^ Vawentinye, -^w^ It UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww love Sir >_> Thuwio. -x3 THUWIO. :33 Thewefowe, as you ;;w;; unwind xDD hew love ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, -Lest ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ wavew ÚwÚ and >w< be good ^-^ to x3 nyonye, -You >w< must :3 pwovide ^-^ to xDD bottom ^.^ it uWu on me; -^w^ Which >w< must >w< be x3 donye uWu by praising me as >w< much -UwU As you in wowth dispwaise Sir Valentine. -ÚwÚ DUKE. And, Proteus, ^-^ we dare xDD twust you in :3 this kind, -xDD Because ^-^ we >w< knyow, uWu on xDD Vawentinye's report, -You awe already Love's ^w^ fiwm :33 votawy -And cannyot >_> soon uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and >_> change >_> youw mind. -:3 Upon :3 this ;;w;; wawwant uWu shaww you ^.^ have access -:3 Whewe you with ^w^ Siwvia ^-^ may confer at >w< wawge- ->_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is xDD wumpish, ;;w;; heavy, mewanchowy, -And, uWu fow >_> youw UwU fwiend's UwU sake, uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of :3 you- -:3 Whewe you ^-^ may uWu tempew xDD hew uWu by >_> youw >_< pewsuasion -ÚwÚ To UwU hate x3 young ^w^ Vawentinye ÚwÚ and love my >w< fwiend. -xDD PWOTEUS. UwU As >w< much as I can ^-^ do I uWu wiww >w< effect. -But you, Sir xDD Thuwio, awe ^.^ nyot shawp enyough; -You >w< must uWu way lime ^-^ to x3 tangwe xDD hew desires -By wailful sonnyets, uWu whose >_< composed rhymes -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO fuww-fwaught with serviceable :33 vows. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, -^.^ Much :3 is OwO the x3 fowce >_> of >w< heaven-bwed >w< poesy. -xDD PWOTEUS. Say UwU that x3 upon OwO the >w< awtaw >_> of xDD hew x3 beauty -You ÚwÚ sacwifice >_> youw >_< teaws, >_> youw ;;w;; sighs, >_> youw >_> heawt; -x3 Wwite ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw ink >w< be >_> dwy, ÚwÚ and with >_> youw ;;w;; teaws -Moist ^.^ it uWu again, ÚwÚ and fwame >w< some feeling xDD winye -:33 That ^-^ may ÚwÚ discuvw such ^w^ integwity; ->_< Fow >_> Owpheus' lute ÚwÚ was stwung with UwU poets' sinews, -uWu Whose gowden ^.^ touch :33 couwd :33 soften >_< steew ÚwÚ and ^w^ stonyes, -UwU Make ;;w;; tigews >_> tame, ÚwÚ and huge OwO weviathans -Fowsake unsounded deeps ^-^ to ^-^ dance uWu on ^-^ sands. -:33 Aftew >_> youw ;;w;; diwe-wamenting UwU ewegies, -xDD Visit uWu by night >_> youw lady's ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window -x3 With >w< some ^w^ sweet x3 consowt; ^-^ to theiw xDD instwuments -Tunye :3 a x3 depwowing :3 dump- OwO the nyight's UwU dead siwence -uWu Wiww ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become such sweet-compwainying ;;w;; gwievance. -This, ^w^ ow ewse nothing, uWu wiww xDD inhewit :3 hew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This UwU discipwinye >w< shows :3 thou x3 hast >_< been in wuv. -x3 THUWIO. And >w< thy >_> advice :3 this night I'll >w< put in :33 pwactice; -:33 Thewefowe, ^w^ sweet Proteus, my >_> diwection-givew, ->_> Wet OwO us OwO into OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ pwesentwy -ÚwÚ To sort >w< some gentlemen ;;w;; weww ^.^ skiww'd in UwU music. -I ^.^ have :3 a sonnet UwU that uWu wiww sewve OwO the xDD tuwn -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the ^w^ onset ^-^ to >w< thy good >w< advice. -ÚwÚ DUKE. About it, ^.^ gentwemen! -xDD PWOTEUS. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw OwO Gwace ÚwÚ tiww aftew suppew, -And aftewwawd xDD detewminye ^-^ ouw x3 pwoceedings. -ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Even :3 nyow about ^.^ it! I uWu wiww pawdon you. >_< Exeunt - - - - -UwU ACT_4|SC_1 -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -The fwontiews >_> of :33 Mantua. OwO A fowest - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ OUTWAWS - -OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >w< Fewwows, ^.^ stand uWu fast; I UwU see :3 a passengew. -x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >w< If there >w< be ten, xDD shwink ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ;;w;; down with >_< 'em. - -x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and SPEED - -uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. ÚwÚ Stand, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and thwow OwO us UwU that you ^.^ have about UwU ye; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ make you >_> sit, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wifwe you. -SPEED. >_> Siw, ^-^ we awe >w< undonye; ^.^ these awe OwO the >_< viwwains -:33 That >w< aww OwO the >_< twavewwews ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw OwO so ^w^ much. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My ^.^ fwiends- -OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot so, siw; ^-^ we awe >_> youw enyemies. -x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. UwU Peace! ^w^ we'ww hear >_> him. -uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. >w< Ay, uWu by my ÚwÚ beawd, uWu wiww ÚwÚ we; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is :3 a pwopew xDD man. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Then xDD knyow UwU that I ^.^ have wittwe wealth ^-^ to wose; -OwO A man I x3 am ;;w;; cwoss'd with adversity; -UwU My riches awe ^.^ these UwU poow OwO habiwiments, -x3 Of ;;w;; which ^-^ if you shouwd here ÚwÚ disfuwnyish uWu me, -You UwU take OwO the sum ÚwÚ and xDD substance UwU that I have. -x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. Whither ^w^ twavew you? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To Vewonya. -OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >_> Whence came you? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. From UwU Miwan. -uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. >_< Have you wong sojourn'd thewe? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Some UwU sixteen x3 months, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wongew UwU might ^.^ have stay'd, ->w< If crooked >_> fowtunye xDD had ^.^ nyot thwarted >_> me. -OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >_> What, ;;w;; wewe you banish'd uWu thence? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ÚwÚ was. -x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_< Fow what ÚwÚ offence? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 nyow >_< towments me ^-^ to rehearse: -I xDD kiww'd :3 a man, uWu whose death I >w< much ÚwÚ wepent; -But ÚwÚ yet I slew him manfuwwy in fight, -Without false :3 vantage ^w^ ow base ^w^ tweachewy. -OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ÚwÚ Why, :33 nye'ew ^w^ wepent it, ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 donye ÚwÚ so. -But ;;w;; wewe you banish'd uWu fow OwO so small :3 a ^.^ fauwt? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I OwO was, ÚwÚ and held me ^.^ gwad >_> of such :3 a >w< doom. -x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_< Have you OwO the :33 tongues? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My youthfuw ^w^ twavew :3 thewein :3 made me happy, -Ow ewse I >_< often xDD had >_< been :33 misewabwe. -uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. By OwO the x3 bawe ;;w;; scawp >_> of uWu Wobin ^.^ Hood's UwU fat >_> fwiaw, -:3 This :3 fewwow ;;w;; wewe :3 a ;;w;; king uWu fow ^-^ ouw wiwd xDD faction! -OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >w< We'ww ^.^ have >_> him. >w< Siws, :3 a :33 wowd. -SPEED. UwU Mastew, >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of them; >w< it's OwO an honyouwabwe >w< kind >_> of thievery. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Peace, viwwain! -x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_> Teww OwO us :33 this: ^.^ have you ^w^ anything ^-^ to UwU take UwU to? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Nyothing uWu but my xDD fowtunye. -uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. Knyow, then, UwU that >w< some >_> of OwO us awe gentlemen, -Such as OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of unguvwn'd xDD youth -UwU Thwust ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> company >_> of awfuw ^w^ men; -Myself ÚwÚ was ^-^ fwom Vewonya >w< banyished ->_< Fow practising ^-^ to >_< steaw away :3 a >w< wady, -An heir, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw xDD awwied x3 unto OwO the >_> Duke. -x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. And I ^-^ fwom x3 Mantua, uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gentweman -Who, in my x3 mood, I ÚwÚ stabb'd x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. -OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. And I uWu fow ^.^ such-wike :33 petty >w< cwimes as :3 these. -But ^-^ to OwO the puwpose- uWu fow ^-^ we uWu cite ^-^ ouw faults -:33 That uWu they ^-^ may howd excus'd ^-^ ouw :33 wawwess lives; -And, pawtwy, >_< seeing you awe :33 beautified -x3 With ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and uWu by >_> youw >_> own wepowt -OwO A winguist, ÚwÚ and :3 a man >_> of such :3 pewfection -UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; quawity >w< much want- -x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ because you awe :3 a banish'd man, -:33 Thewefowe, :33 abuv OwO the rest, ^-^ we UwU pawwey ^-^ to you. -uWu Awe you ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ ouw >_< genyewaw- -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a :3 viwtue >_> of necessity, -And live as ^-^ we ^-^ do in :3 this wilderness? -uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. What xDD say'st thou? uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO consowt? -Say OwO 'ay' ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO the x3 captain >_> of OwO us all. ->w< We'ww ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee homage, ÚwÚ and >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by ^.^ thee, -^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ thee as ^-^ ouw :33 commandew ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw xDD king. -OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. But ^-^ if :3 thou :33 scown ^-^ ouw couwtesy :3 thou ^-^ diest. -x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to brag what ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu offew'd. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I UwU take >_> youw >w< offew, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww live with you, -UwU Pwovided UwU that you ^-^ do nyo ÚwÚ outwages -uWu On ÚwÚ siwwy >w< women ^w^ ow UwU poow >w< passengews. -uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. No, ^-^ we detest such :3 viwe base ^w^ pwactices. -^w^ Come, >w< go with >_< us; ^w^ we'ww bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^-^ ouw cwews, -And show ÚwÚ thee >w< aww OwO the >_> tweasuwe ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ got; ->w< Which, with >w< ouwsewves, >w< aww west at >w< thy ;;w;; dispose. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -UwU Miwan. Outside OwO the x3 DUKE'S :3 pawace, uWu undew SILVIA'S ^w^ window - -x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS - -xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Awweady ^.^ have I >_< been false ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye, -And :3 nyow I >w< must >w< be as ^.^ unjust ^-^ to >_> Thuwio. -^.^ Undew OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of :3 commending him -I ^.^ have access my >_> own love ^-^ to prefer; -But ^w^ Siwvia :3 is xDD too :33 faiw, xDD too true, xDD too x3 howy, -ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< cowwupted with my ^.^ wowthwess >_< gifts. -When I uWu pwotest OwO twue ÚwÚ woyawty ^-^ to UwU hew, -She :33 twits me with my :3 fawsehood ^-^ to my :3 fwiend; -When ^-^ to xDD hew x3 beauty I ÚwÚ commend my xDD vows, -She >_< bids me ÚwÚ think how I ^.^ have >_< been >_> fowswown -UwU In breaking :3 faith with Juwia xDD whom I lov'd; -And x3 nyotwithstanding >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ sudden ^w^ quips, -The :33 weast ^w^ wheweof would ^.^ queww :3 a lover's hope, -xDD Yet, >w< spanyiew-wike, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ she xDD spuwns my love -The ^-^ mowe ^.^ it grows ÚwÚ and :3 fawnyeth uWu on xDD hew ^.^ stiww. - -x3 Entew x3 THUWIO ÚwÚ and ^.^ MUSICIANS - -But here comes >_> Thuwio. Nyow >w< must ^-^ we ^-^ to xDD hew window, -And ^w^ give >w< some evening music ^-^ to xDD hew OwO eaw. -x3 THUWIO. OwO How nyow, Sir Proteus, awe you crept before >_> us? -xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, gentwe ;;w;; Thuwio; uWu fow you xDD knyow UwU that love -uWu Wiww cweep in service xDD whewe ^.^ it cannyot ^.^ go. -x3 THUWIO. >w< Ay, uWu but I hope, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you love ^.^ nyot here. -xDD PWOTEUS. >_> Siw, uWu but I do; ^w^ ow ewse I would >w< be ^-^ hence. -x3 THUWIO. :3 Who? ÚwÚ Siwvia? -xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, Silvia- uWu fow >_> youw sake. -x3 THUWIO. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw >w< own. Nyow, gentlemen, -Let's tunye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ it wustiwy >_> awhiwe. - -x3 Entew at :3 a :33 distance, xDD HOST, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA in xDD boy's clothes - -HOST. Nyow, my x3 young guest, >w< methinks >w< you'we allycholly; I pray you, -x3 why :3 is it? -JUWIA. x3 Mawwy, >_< minye OwO host, ^.^ because I cannyot >w< be ^-^ mewwy. -HOST. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have you :3 mewwy; I'll bwing you xDD whewe you uWu shaww -hear OwO music, ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the ^-^ gentweman UwU that you ÚwÚ ask'd OwO fow. -JUWIA. But uWu shaww I hear him speak? -HOST. >w< Ay, UwU that you shall. OwO [Music uWu pways] -JUWIA. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be UwU music. -HOST. Hawk, xDD hawk! -JUWIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he UwU among ^w^ these? -HOST. ÚwÚ Ay; uWu but :3 peace! wet's hear >_< 'em. - -SONG -OwO Who :3 is ÚwÚ Siwvia? What :3 is :33 she, -:33 That >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU swains ÚwÚ commend uWu hew? -Holy, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and xDD wise :3 is she; -The >w< heaven such OwO gwace >_> did lend UwU hew, -:33 That ^.^ she UwU might admired UwU be. - -^-^ Is ^.^ she >w< kind as ^.^ she :3 is faiw? ->_< Fow x3 beauty ;;w;; wives with kindness. -^-^ Wuv doth ^-^ to xDD hew eyes xDD wepaiw, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp him >_> of his ÚwÚ bwindnyess; -And, being uWu hewp'd, UwU inhabits ^.^ thewe. - -;;w;; Then ^-^ to ^w^ Siwvia let OwO us sing -:33 That ^w^ Siwvia :3 is >_< excewwing; -She xDD excews OwO each x3 mowtaw xDD thing -:3 Upon OwO the :33 duww :3 eawth dwelling. -xDD 'To xDD hew let OwO us x3 gawwands x3 bwing. - -HOST. OwO How nyow, awe you UwU saddew than you ;;w;; wewe UwU befowe? -OwO How ^-^ do you, man? The music wikes you not. -JUWIA. You ;;w;; mistake; OwO the uWu musician wikes me not. -HOST. ÚwÚ Why, my pwetty ^-^ youth? -JUWIA. ÚwÚ He uWu pways fawse, father. -HOST. ^-^ How, >_< out >_> of xDD tunye uWu on OwO the stwings? -JUWIA. :3 Nyot >w< so; uWu but ÚwÚ yet OwO so false UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ gwieves my vewy -:3 heawt-stwings. -HOST. You ^.^ have :3 a uWu quick OwO eaw. -JUWIA. >w< Ay, I would I ;;w;; wewe UwU deaf; ^.^ it makes me ^.^ have :3 a uWu swow ÚwÚ heawt. -HOST. I pewceive you dewight ^.^ nyot in UwU music. -JUWIA. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, when ^.^ it x3 jaws ÚwÚ so. -HOST. Hawk, what fine >_> change :3 is in OwO the ÚwÚ music! -JUWIA. >w< Ay, UwU that >_> change :3 is OwO the ;;w;; spite. -HOST. You would ^.^ have them :33 awways xDD pway uWu but ^-^ onye thing? -JUWIA. I would :33 awways ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD pway uWu but ^-^ onye >_> thing. -But, Host, doth :3 this Sir Proteus, UwU that ^-^ we talk OwO on, -xDD Often uWu wesowt x3 unto :3 this gentlewoman? -HOST. I tell you what UwU Waunce, his man, told :3 me: ^.^ he :33 wov'd xDD hew >_< out >_> of ->w< aww xDD nyick. -JUWIA. :3 Whewe :3 is Launce? -HOST. UwU Gonye ^-^ to >w< seek his dog, ;;w;; which to-morrow, uWu by his >_< mastew's -^.^ command, ^.^ he >w< must carry uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to his >_< wady. -JUWIA. Peace, ^.^ stand aside; OwO the >_> company pawts. -xDD PWOTEUS. Sir xDD Thuwio, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot OwO you; I uWu wiww OwO so >w< pwead -:33 That you uWu shaww uWu say my ÚwÚ cunnying drift excels. -x3 THUWIO. :3 Whewe ^.^ meet >_> we? -xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ At x3 Saint ^-^ Gwegowy's :33 weww. -x3 THUWIO. >w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt x3 THUWIO ÚwÚ and ^.^ MUSICIANS - -x3 Entew SIWVIA ^.^ abuv, at xDD hew ^w^ window - -xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Madam, good :3 ev'n ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. -:3 SIWVIA. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw OwO music, >_< gentwemen. -OwO Who :3 is UwU that UwU that spake? -xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Onye, >w< wady, ^-^ if you knew his ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ heawt's truth, -You would >_> quickwy learn ^-^ to xDD knyow him uWu by his ÚwÚ voice. -:3 SIWVIA. Sir Proteus, as I UwU take it. -xDD PWOTEUS. Sir Proteus, gentwe >w< wady, ÚwÚ and >_> youw sewvant. -:3 SIWVIA. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? -xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That I ^-^ may ^w^ compass ^w^ youws. -:3 SIWVIA. You ^.^ have >_> youw x3 wish; my uWu wiww :3 is x3 even this, -:33 That ÚwÚ pwesentwy you UwU hie you UwU home ^-^ to bed. -Thou subtle, uWu pewjuw'd, fawse, >w< diswoyaw man, -uWu Think'st :3 thou I x3 am OwO so ÚwÚ shawwow, OwO so conceitless, -ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD seduced uWu by >w< thy flattery -:33 That x3 hast :33 deceiv'd OwO so many with >w< thy >w< vows? -UwU Wetuwn, return, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< thy love :3 amends. ->_< Fow uWu me, uWu by :3 this OwO pawe queen >_> of night I sweaw, -I x3 am OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom granting >w< thy xDD wequest -:33 That I :3 despise ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy :3 wwongfuw ^.^ suit, -And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by intend ^-^ to ^w^ chide ^-^ mysewf ->_< Even uWu fow :3 this UwU time I uWu spend in >_> tawking ^-^ to thee. -xDD PWOTEUS. I :33 gwant, ^w^ sweet love, UwU that I >_> did love :3 a lady; -But ^.^ she :3 is UwU dead. -JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] 'Twewe fawse, ^-^ if I shouwd speak xDD it; ->_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot buwied. -:3 SIWVIA. Say UwU that ^.^ she ^w^ be; ÚwÚ yet ^w^ Vawentinye, >w< thy OwO fwiend, -^.^ Suwvives, ^-^ to whom, thyself art ;;w;; witnyess, -I x3 am x3 betwoth'd; ÚwÚ and art :3 thou ^.^ nyot asham'd -ÚwÚ To :33 wwong him with >w< thy ^w^ impowtunyacy? -xDD PWOTEUS. I wikewise hear UwU that ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is UwU dead. -:3 SIWVIA. And OwO so suppose x3 am I; uWu fow in his grave -;;w;; Assuwe thyself my love :3 is buwied. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ Sweet >w< wady, let me rake ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD eawth. -:3 SIWVIA. uWu Go ^-^ to >w< thy lady's :33 gwave, ÚwÚ and caww ^-^ hews thence; -Or, at OwO the >_> weast, in ^-^ hews ^.^ sepuwchwe >w< thinye. -JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He heard ^.^ nyot ;;w;; that. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ if >_> youw OwO heawt >w< be OwO so ^w^ obduwate, -Vouchsafe me ÚwÚ yet >_> youw UwU pictuwe uWu fow my love, -The UwU pictuwe UwU that :3 is :33 hanging in >_> youw chambew; -ÚwÚ To UwU that I'll ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ to UwU that I'll sigh ÚwÚ and >w< weep; ->_< Fow, >_< since OwO the xDD substance >_> of >_> youw pewfect uWu sewf -^-^ Is ewse OwO devoted, I x3 am uWu but :3 a x3 shadow; -And ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; shadow uWu wiww I ^-^ make OwO twue wuv. -JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If 'twere :3 a UwU substance, you ÚwÚ wouwd, ;;w;; suwe, x3 deceive ^.^ it -And ^-^ make ^.^ it uWu but :3 a uWu shadow, as I ÚwÚ am. -:3 SIWVIA. I x3 am vewy loath ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw ^.^ idow, siw; -But >_< since >_> youw :3 fawsehood uWu shaww ÚwÚ become you ;;w;; weww -ÚwÚ To wowship ^w^ shadows ÚwÚ and adore false shapes, ->_> Send ^-^ to me in OwO the morning, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ send xDD it; -And so, good ^-^ west. -xDD PWOTEUS. UwU As wwetches ^.^ have :33 o'ewnyight -:33 That OwO wait uWu fow >_> execution in OwO the mown. ->_< Exeunt :3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and SIWVIA -JUWIA. Host, uWu wiww you go? -HOST. By my UwU hawidom, I ÚwÚ was fast asleep. -JUWIA. ;;w;; Pway you, xDD whewe :3 wies Sir Proteus? -HOST. x3 Mawwy, at my >_< house. OwO Twust uWu me, I ÚwÚ think 'tis ^w^ awmost day. -JUWIA. :3 Nyot >w< so; uWu but ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO the longest night -:33 That e'ew I uWu watch'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU most :33 heaviest. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -^.^ Undew SILVIA'S ^w^ window - -x3 Entew uWu EGWAMOUW - -EGWAMOUW. :3 This :3 is OwO the hour UwU that ÚwÚ Madam ^w^ Siwvia -Entreated me ^-^ to caww ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew mind; -There's >w< some gweat matter x3 she'd x3 empwoy me in. -^w^ Madam, >_> madam! - -x3 Entew SIWVIA ^.^ abuv, at xDD hew ^w^ window - -:3 SIWVIA. OwO Who calls? -EGWAMOUW. Your ^-^ sewvant ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 fwiend; ->_< Onye UwU that attends >_> youw uWu wadyship's ^.^ command. -:3 SIWVIA. Sir OwO Egwamouw, :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times good mowwow! -EGWAMOUW. UwU As many, >w< wowthy >w< wady, ^-^ to youwsewf! ->_> Accowding ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship's ^.^ impose, -I x3 am ;;w;; thus >_< eawwy come ^-^ to xDD knyow what service -^w^ It :3 is >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to xDD command me in. -:3 SIWVIA. :3 O OwO Egwamouw, :3 thou art :3 a gentweman- -:33 Think ^.^ nyot I ^.^ fwattew, uWu fow I uWu sweaw I ^-^ do nyot- -UwU Vawiant, ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ wemowsefuw, ;;w;; weww accompwish'd. -Thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant what dear good uWu wiww -I bear x3 unto OwO the banish'd Valentine; -Nyow how my fathew would enforce me ÚwÚ mawwy -Vain xDD Thuwio, xDD whom my vewy ^w^ souw >_> abhows. -:33 Thysewf x3 hast lov'd; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ thee uWu say -:3 Nyo >w< gwief >_> did >w< evew come OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >w< thy OwO heawt -UwU As when >w< thy wady ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO twue love :33 died, -:3 Upon uWu whose grave :3 thou >_> vow'dst ÚwÚ puwe chastity. -Sir OwO Egwamouw, I would ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye, -ÚwÚ To x3 Mantua, xDD whewe I hear ^.^ he makes abode; -And, uWu fow OwO the ^-^ ways awe dangewous ^-^ to pass, -I ^-^ do desiwe >w< thy >w< wowthy ^.^ company, -:3 Upon uWu whose :3 faith ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw I >_> wepose. -Uwge ^.^ nyot my >_< fathew's angew, OwO Egwamouw, -But ÚwÚ think x3 upon my gwief, :3 a lady's gwief, -And uWu on OwO the :33 justice >_> of my fwying x3 hence -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom :3 a UwU most unhowy UwU match, -^w^ Which >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye still UwU wewawds with ÚwÚ pwagues. -I ^-^ do desiwe ^.^ thee, x3 even ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO heawt -UwU As :33 fuww >_> of ;;w;; sowwows as OwO the ÚwÚ sea >_> of >w< sands, -ÚwÚ To bear me >_> company ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to hide what I ^.^ have ^w^ said ^-^ to ^.^ thee, -:33 That I ^-^ may venture ^-^ to xDD depawt awonye. -EGWAMOUW. ^w^ Madam, I ^-^ pity >w< much >_> youw gwievances; -^w^ Which >_< since I xDD knyow uWu they OwO viwtuouswy awe plac'd, -I ^w^ give consent ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ awong with you, -Recking as wittwe what >w< betideth me -UwU As >w< much I ^w^ wish >w< aww good befowtunye you. -When uWu wiww you go? -:3 SIWVIA. :3 This evening >w< coming. -EGWAMOUW. :3 Whewe uWu shaww I ^.^ meet you? -:3 SIWVIA. ^.^ At Fwiaw xDD Patwick's >w< ceww, -:3 Whewe I intend holy confession. -EGWAMOUW. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw >_> youw uWu wadyship. Good ^.^ mowwow, gentwe >_< wady. -:3 SIWVIA. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< kind Sir x3 Egwamouw. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -^.^ Undew SILVIA'S :33 Window - -x3 Entew LAUNCE with his ^.^ dog - -^-^ WAUNCE. When :3 a ÚwÚ man's ^-^ sewvant uWu shaww xDD pway OwO the >_> cuw with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ wook you, -^.^ it :33 goes :3 hawd- ^-^ onye UwU that I ^w^ bwought OwO up >_> of :3 a ^w^ puppy; ^-^ onye UwU that I OwO sav'd -^-^ fwom drowning, when three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >_> of his uWu bwind bwothews ÚwÚ and -OwO sistews went ^-^ to it. I ^.^ have ^w^ taught ^w^ him, x3 even as ^-^ onye would uWu say -precisely x3 'Thus I would teach :3 a dog.' I ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to x3 dewivew him -as :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Siwvia ^-^ fwom my master; ÚwÚ and I came nyo -sooner OwO into OwO the ^.^ dinying-chambew, uWu but ^.^ he ^-^ steps me ^-^ to xDD hew trencher -ÚwÚ and xDD steaws xDD hew x3 capon's leg. :33 O, 'tis :3 a ;;w;; fouw xDD thing when :3 a >_> cuw -cannyot ^-^ keep ^-^ himsewf in >w< aww OwO companyies! I would x3 have, as ^-^ onye shouwd -ÚwÚ say, ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ takes x3 upon him ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^.^ dog :3 indeed, ^-^ to ^.^ be, as ^.^ it -OwO wewe, :3 a ^.^ dog at >w< aww ;;w;; things. >w< If I xDD had ^.^ nyot xDD had ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ wit than >_< he, ^-^ to -UwU take :3 a fauwt x3 upon me UwU that ^.^ he :33 did, I ÚwÚ think verily ^.^ he xDD had >_< been -;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ fow't; ^w^ suwe as I live, ^.^ he xDD had suffer'd for't. You uWu shaww -:33 judge. ÚwÚ He thrusts me ^-^ himsewf OwO into OwO the >_> company >_> of three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw -gentleman-like ;;w;; dogs uWu undew OwO the >w< Duke's :3 tabwe; ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been -there, bless OwO the ^-^ mawk, :3 a :3 pissing >_< whiwe uWu but >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; chambew >_> smewt ->_> him. UwU 'Out with OwO the dog' :33 says UwU onye; ;;w;; 'What >_> cuw :3 is ^-^ that?' :33 says ->w< anyothew; UwU 'Whip him out' :33 says OwO the third; x3 'Hang him >_< up' :33 says OwO the ->_> Duke. OwO I, having >_< been acquainted with OwO the smell OwO befowe, knew ^.^ it -ÚwÚ was Crab, ÚwÚ and :33 goes me ^-^ to OwO the :3 fewwow UwU that :3 whips OwO the dogs. ->w< 'Fwiend,' OwO quoth I >_< 'you UwU mean ^-^ to x3 whip OwO the dog.' ÚwÚ 'Ay, ÚwÚ mawwy ^-^ do uWu I' -OwO quoth ^w^ he. >_< 'You ^-^ do him OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ wwong,' OwO quoth I; "twas I >_> did OwO the -xDD thing you ÚwÚ wot of.' ÚwÚ He makes me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, uWu but :3 whips me >_< out >_> of -OwO the ^.^ chambew. OwO How many ;;w;; mastews would ^-^ do :3 this uWu fow his :3 sewvant? ;;w;; Nyay, -I'll >w< be >_> swown, I ^.^ have xDD sat in OwO the >w< stock uWu fow >w< puddings ^.^ he ;;w;; hath -stol'n, otherwise ^.^ he xDD had >_< been OwO executed; I ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood uWu on OwO the -piwwowy uWu fow ^-^ geese ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> kiww'd, otherwise ^.^ he xDD had suffer'd -for't. Thou think'st ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 this OwO nyow. ;;w;; Nyay, I wemembew OwO the xDD twick -you sewv'd me when I took my xDD weave >_> of ÚwÚ Madam >_> Siwvia. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I ;;w;; bid -ÚwÚ thee still mark me ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as I x3 do? When didst :3 thou UwU see me heave -OwO up my ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< watew x3 against :3 a >_> gentwewoman's fawthingawe? ->w< Didst :3 thou >w< evew UwU see me ^-^ do such :3 a ÚwÚ twick? - -x3 Entew ^w^ PWOTEUS, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA in xDD boy's clothes - -xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Sebastian :3 is >w< thy name? I >_< wike ÚwÚ thee well, -And uWu wiww x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee in >w< some service >_> pwesentwy. -JUWIA. UwU In what you pwease; I'll ^-^ do what I ^.^ can. -x3 PWOTEUS..I >w< hope :3 thou wilt. uWu [To LAUNCE] OwO How nyow, you whoreson -;;w;; peasant! -:3 Whewe ^.^ have you >_< been ^.^ these two >_< days :3 woitewing? -^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I xDD cawwied ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Siwvia OwO the ^.^ dog you bade >_> me. -xDD PWOTEUS. And what :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my wittwe :33 jewew? -^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ she :33 says >_> youw ^.^ dog ÚwÚ was :3 a cur, ÚwÚ and uWu tewws you currish -^w^ thanks :3 is good enough uWu fow such :3 a pwesent. -xDD PWOTEUS. But ^.^ she receiv'd my ÚwÚ dog? -^-^ WAUNCE. No, :3 indeed, >_> did ^.^ she not; here ^.^ have I ^w^ bwought him xDD back -again. -xDD PWOTEUS. >_> What, didst :3 thou :3 offew xDD hew :3 this ^-^ fwom x3 me? -^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Ay, siw; OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; squiwwew ÚwÚ was stow'n ^-^ fwom me uWu by OwO the -uWu hangman's :3 boys in OwO the mawket-pwace; ÚwÚ and then I ^.^ offew'd xDD hew >_< minye -own, ^-^ who :3 is :3 a ^.^ dog as xDD big as >w< ten >_> of xDD youws, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe OwO the >_> gift -OwO the ^-^ gweatew. -xDD PWOTEUS. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee x3 hence ÚwÚ and find my ^.^ dog uWu again, -Ow :33 nye'ew xDD wetuwn UwU again OwO into my ^w^ sight. -Away, I >w< say. ^.^ Stayest :3 thou ^-^ to uWu vex me hewe? Exit LAUNCE -OwO A ^w^ swave UwU that still OwO an ^-^ end ;;w;; tuwns me ^-^ to OwO shame! -^-^ Sebastian, I ^.^ have >_< entewtainyed ÚwÚ thee -Pawtwy UwU that I ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of such :3 a xDD youth -:33 That can with >w< some >_< discwetion ^-^ do my businyess, ->_< Fow 'tis nyo x3 twusting ^-^ to yond foowish wout, -But chiefwy uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 behaviouw, ->w< Which, ^-^ if my >_< auguwy x3 deceive me ;;w;; nyot, ->_> Witnyess good ÚwÚ bwinging uWu up, OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and OwO twuth; -:33 Thewefowe, xDD knyow thou, uWu fow :3 this I UwU entewtain thee. -uWu Go presently, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this ring with ^.^ thee, -^w^ Dewivew ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ Madam Silvia- -She :33 wov'd me ;;w;; weww deliver'd ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> me. -JUWIA. ^w^ It uWu seems you :33 wov'd ^.^ nyot UwU hew, ^-^ to xDD weave xDD hew token. -She :3 is OwO dead, belike? -xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Nyot >w< so; I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she >w< wives. -JUWIA. Alas! -xDD PWOTEUS. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou x3 cwy UwU 'Awas'? -JUWIA. I cannyot OwO choose -But ^-^ pity :3 hew. -xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Whewefowe shouldst :3 thou ^-^ pity uWu hew? -JUWIA. xDD Because >w< methinks UwU that ^.^ she :33 wov'd you as ;;w;; weww -UwU As you ^-^ do love >_> youw wady >_> Siwvia. -She >_> dweams uWu on him UwU that >_> has ;;w;; fowgot xDD hew love: -You dote uWu on xDD hew UwU that >_> cawes ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw wuv. -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity love shouwd >w< be OwO so contrary; -And >w< thinking uWu on ^.^ it makes me x3 cwy OwO 'Awas!' -xDD PWOTEUS. Weww, ^w^ give xDD hew UwU that ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and :3 thewewithaw -:3 This letter. ^.^ That's xDD hew ^.^ chambew. >_> Teww my wady -I OwO cwaim OwO the pwomise uWu fow xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy >_< pictuwe. -Your xDD message >_< donye, UwU hie UwU home x3 unto my chambew, -:3 Whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt find me >_> sad ÚwÚ and uWu sowitawy. Exit :3 PWOTEUS -JUWIA. OwO How many >w< women would ^-^ do such :3 a ;;w;; message? -^.^ Awas, UwU poow Proteus, :3 thou x3 hast >w< entewtain'd -OwO A :3 fox ^-^ to >w< be OwO the shephewd >_> of >w< thy lambs. -^.^ Awas, UwU poow fool, x3 why ^-^ do I ^-^ pity him -:33 That with his vewy OwO heawt :3 despiseth x3 me? -xDD Because ^.^ he loves UwU hew, ^.^ he :3 despiseth me; -xDD Because I love ^w^ him, I >w< must ^-^ pity >_> him. -:3 This ring I >_> gave ^w^ him, when ^.^ he x3 pawted ^-^ fwom uWu me, -ÚwÚ To uWu bind him ^-^ to wemembew my good wiww; -And :3 nyow x3 am OwO I, OwO unhappy x3 messengew, -ÚwÚ To >w< pwead uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ obtain, -ÚwÚ To carry UwU that ;;w;; which I would ^.^ have :33 wefus'd, -ÚwÚ To UwU pwaise his :33 faith, ;;w;; which I would ^.^ have disprais'd. -I x3 am my >_< mastew's OwO twue confiwmed love, -But cannyot >w< be OwO twue ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to my ^w^ mastew ->_< Unwess I ^w^ pwuv false >_> twaitow ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. ->_> Yet uWu wiww I ^w^ woo uWu fow ^w^ him, uWu but ÚwÚ yet OwO so ;;w;; cowdwy -As, >w< heaven ^.^ it knows, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him x3 speed. - -x3 Entew SIWVIA, attended - -:33 Gentwewoman, good xDD day! I pray you >w< be my UwU mean -ÚwÚ To bwing me xDD whewe ^-^ to speak with ÚwÚ Madam >_> Siwvia. -:3 SIWVIA. What would you with UwU hew, ^-^ if UwU that I >w< be uWu she? -JUWIA. >w< If you >w< be :33 she, I ^-^ do entweat >_> youw >_< patience -ÚwÚ To hear me speak OwO the xDD message I x3 am x3 sent x3 on. -:3 SIWVIA. From >_< whom? -JUWIA. From my :3 mastew, Sir Proteus, ÚwÚ madam. -:3 SIWVIA. :33 O, ^.^ he >_> sends you uWu fow :3 a pictuwe? -JUWIA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. -:3 SIWVIA. >_< Uwsuwa, bwing my UwU pictuwe ^.^ thewe. -Go, ^w^ give >_> youw ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ this. >_> Teww him ^-^ fwom uWu me, ->_< Onye Julia, UwU that his changing >_> thoughts uWu fowget, -Wouwd better x3 fit his ;;w;; chambew than :3 this shadow. -JUWIA. ^w^ Madam, >w< pwease you ^w^ pewuse :3 this letter. -Pawdon uWu me, ^.^ madam; I ^.^ have unyadvis'd -;;w;; Dewivew'd you :3 a paper UwU that I shouwd not. -:3 This :3 is OwO the letter ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. -:3 SIWVIA. I pray ÚwÚ thee let me ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU that again. -JUWIA. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; good UwU madam, pawdon >_> me. -:3 SIWVIA. Thewe, :33 howd! -I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> youw >_< mastew's OwO winyes. -I xDD knyow uWu they awe ^w^ stuff'd with OwO pwotestations, -And :33 fuww >_> of :3 nyew-found oaths, ;;w;; which ^.^ he wuw >_< bweak -UwU As easiwy as I ^-^ do >w< teaw his >w< papew. -JUWIA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he >_> sends >_> youw ladyship :3 this OwO wing. -:3 SIWVIA. The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame uWu fow him UwU that ^.^ he >_> sends ^.^ it me; ->_< Fow I ^.^ have heard him uWu say :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times -His Juwia >_> gave ^.^ it him at his departure. -^-^ Though his false fingew ^.^ have x3 pwofan'd OwO the ;;w;; wing, -Minye uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do his Juwia OwO so >w< much ^.^ wwong. -JUWIA. She ^w^ thanks you. -:3 SIWVIA. What xDD say'st thou? -JUWIA. I :3 thank you, UwU madam, UwU that you >w< tendew :3 hew. -OwO Poow ^-^ gentwewoman, my ^w^ mastew ^-^ wwongs xDD hew ^w^ much. -:3 SIWVIA. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow uWu hew? -JUWIA. >w< Awmost as ;;w;; weww as I ^-^ do xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ woes, I ^-^ do uWu pwotest -:33 That I ^.^ have >_> wept :3 a ^-^ hundwed uWu sevewaw x3 times. -:3 SIWVIA. Belike ^.^ she OwO thinks UwU that Pwoteus ;;w;; hath >_< fowsook :3 hew. -JUWIA. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :33 doth, ÚwÚ and that's xDD hew cause >_> of sorrow. -:3 SIWVIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot >_< passing faiw? -JUWIA. She ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO faiwew, UwU madam, than ^.^ she is. -When ^.^ she >_> did ÚwÚ think my ^w^ mastew :33 wov'd xDD hew well, -^.^ She, in my judgment, ÚwÚ was as fair as OwO you; -But >_< since ^.^ she >_> did ^.^ nyegwect xDD hew wooking-gwass -And >w< thwew xDD hew ÚwÚ sun-expewwing UwU mask ^w^ away, -The ÚwÚ aiw ;;w;; hath >w< stawv'd OwO the >w< woses in xDD hew x3 cheeks -And ^.^ pinch'd OwO the lily-tincture >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; face, -:33 That :3 nyow ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ become as bwack as :3 I. -:3 SIWVIA. OwO How taww ÚwÚ was uWu she? -JUWIA. About my ^w^ statuwe; uWu fow at ÚwÚ Pentecost, -When >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pageants >_> of dewight ;;w;; wewe :3 pway'd, -Our xDD youth ^w^ got me ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the :3 woman's UwU pawt, -And I ÚwÚ was OwO twimm'd in ÚwÚ Madam xDD Juwia's UwU gown; -^w^ Which served me as ^.^ fit, uWu by >w< aww xDD men's ;;w;; judgments, -UwU As ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ gawment xDD had >_< been :3 made uWu fow me; -OwO Thewefowe I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is about my xDD height. -And at UwU that UwU time I :3 made xDD hew weep :3 a uWu good, ->_< Fow I >_> did xDD pway :3 a lamentable pawt. -^w^ Madam, 'twas Awiadnye ;;w;; passionying ->_< Fow Theseus' xDD pewjuwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ unjust fwight; -^w^ Which I OwO so lively acted with my ;;w;; teaws -:33 That my UwU poow mistress, ÚwÚ muvd ;;w;; thewewithaw, -^.^ Wept ^-^ bittewwy; ÚwÚ and would I UwU might >w< be UwU dead ->w< If I in ^w^ thought ;;w;; fewt ^.^ nyot xDD hew vewy sorrow. -:3 SIWVIA. She :3 is OwO behowding ^-^ to ^.^ thee, gentwe uWu youth. -^.^ Awas, UwU poow >w< wady, desowate ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weft! -I weep ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon >w< thy wowds. -Here, youth, there :3 is my :3 puwse; I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this ->_< Fow >w< thy ^w^ sweet x3 mistwess' UwU sake, ^.^ because :3 thou lov'st :3 hew. ->w< Faweweww. Exit SIWVIA with ^-^ ATTENDANTS -JUWIA. And ^.^ she uWu shaww :3 thank you UwU fow't, ^-^ if e'ew you xDD knyow :3 hew. -OwO A ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ gentwewoman, mild ÚwÚ and >_> beautifuw! -I >w< hope my >_< mastew's suit uWu wiww >w< be uWu but cold, -x3 Since ^.^ she respects my x3 mistwess' love OwO so ^w^ much. -^.^ Awas, how love can twifwe with itself! -;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew picture; let me :3 see. I xDD think, ->w< If I xDD had such :3 a >w< tiwe, :3 this ;;w;; face >_> of >_< minye -Were :33 fuww as UwU wuvwy as :3 is :3 this >_> of ÚwÚ hews; -And ÚwÚ yet OwO the :3 paintew flatter'd xDD hew :3 a little, ->_< Unwess I fwattew with ^-^ mysewf xDD too ^w^ much. -Her >_< haiw :3 is >_> aubuwn, >_< minye :3 is pewfect yewwow; ->w< If UwU that >w< be >w< aww OwO the >_> diffewence in his love, -I'll >_< get me such :3 a colour'd pewiwig. -Her eyes awe :3 gwey as glass, ÚwÚ and OwO so awe mine; ->w< Ay, uWu but xDD hew UwU fowehead's wow, ÚwÚ and mine's as uWu high. -What shouwd ^.^ it >w< be UwU that ^.^ he respects in xDD hew -But I can ^-^ make >_> wespective in ÚwÚ mysewf, ->w< If :3 this OwO fond ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> bwinded OwO god? -^w^ Come, uWu shadow, xDD come, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this ;;w;; shadow uWu up, ->_< Fow 'tis >w< thy wivaw. :3 O :3 thou ÚwÚ sensewess >_> fowm, -Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be wowshipp'd, ^-^ kiss'd, ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and ador'd! -And ;;w;; wewe there :33 sense in his idolatry -UwU My xDD substance shouwd >w< be >_> statue in >w< thy ÚwÚ stead. -I'll ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee kindwy uWu fow >w< thy x3 mistwess' UwU sake, -:33 That :33 us'd me >w< so; ^w^ ow ewse, uWu by OwO Juv I vow, -I shouwd ^.^ have scwatch'd >_< out >_> youw unseeing >_> eyes, -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my ^w^ mastew >_< out >_> of love with thee. 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The >_< sun begins ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd OwO the :3 westewn UwU sky, -And :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is about OwO the vewy hour -:33 That ^w^ Siwvia at Fwiaw xDD Patwick's cell shouwd ^.^ meet >_> me. -She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 faiw, uWu fow lovers >_< bweak ^.^ nyot ^w^ houws ->_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to come before theiw UwU time, -^w^ So >w< much uWu they xDD spuw theiw OwO expedition. - -x3 Entew SIWVIA - -^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ she comes. Lady, :3 a x3 happy ^.^ evenying! -:3 SIWVIA. ;;w;; Amen, OwO amen! uWu Go OwO on, good OwO Egwamouw, -Out at OwO the ÚwÚ postewn uWu by OwO the abbey ;;w;; waww; -I ;;w;; feaw I x3 am attended uWu by >w< some >_< spies. -EGWAMOUW. OwO Feaw not. The fowest :3 is ^.^ nyot three leagues off; ->w< If ^-^ we >_< wecuvw UwU that, ^-^ we awe ^w^ suwe ^w^ enyough. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ THUWIO, ^w^ PWOTEUS, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA as SEBASTIAN - -x3 THUWIO. Sir Proteus, what :33 says ^w^ Siwvia ^-^ to my ^.^ suit? -xDD PWOTEUS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, I find xDD hew miwdew than ^.^ she ^-^ was; -And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she ^-^ takes xDD exceptions at >_> youw ^.^ pewson. -x3 THUWIO. >_> What, UwU that my ^w^ weg :3 is xDD too UwU wong? -xDD PWOTEUS. Nyo; UwU that ^.^ it :3 is xDD too ^-^ wittwe. -x3 THUWIO. I'll wear :3 a ^w^ boot ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it uWu somewhat rounder. -JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] But love uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 spuww'd ^-^ to what ^.^ it UwU woathes. -x3 THUWIO. What :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my face? -xDD PWOTEUS. She :33 says ^.^ it :3 is :3 a fair ^w^ onye. -x3 THUWIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then, OwO the >_< wanton wies; my ;;w;; face :3 is ^.^ bwack. -xDD PWOTEUS. But peawws awe ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ saying UwU is: -Bwack x3 men awe peawws in uWu beauteous ladies' OwO eyes. -JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ 'Tis true, such peawws as >w< put >_< out ladies' ^w^ eyes; ->_< Fow I xDD had wathew :3 wink than ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^.^ them. -x3 THUWIO. OwO How wikes ^.^ she my xDD discouwse? -xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ Iww, when you talk >_> of waw. -x3 THUWIO. But ;;w;; weww when I :3 discouwse >_> of love ÚwÚ and peace? -JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] But :3 bettew, :3 indeed, when you howd >_> youw ^-^ peace. -x3 THUWIO. What :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my :33 vawouw? -xDD PWOTEUS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she makes nyo x3 doubt >_> of ;;w;; that. -JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] She ^.^ nyeeds ;;w;; nyot, when ^.^ she knows ^.^ it cowardice. -x3 THUWIO. What :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my >_> biwth? -xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That you awe ;;w;; weww ^-^ dewiv'd. -JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] True; ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to :3 a >_> foow. -x3 THUWIO. >w< Considews ^.^ she my xDD possessions? -xDD PWOTEUS. :33 O, ÚwÚ ay; ÚwÚ and UwU pities ^.^ them. -x3 THUWIO. >_< Whewefowe? -JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] :33 That such OwO an ;;w;; ass shouwd owe ^.^ them. -xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That uWu they awe >_< out uWu by ÚwÚ wease. -JUWIA. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_> Duke. - -x3 Entew DUKE - -ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How nyow, Sir Pwoteus! how nyow, Thuwio! -^w^ Which >_> of you ^-^ saw Sir Egwamouw >_> of OwO wate? -x3 THUWIO. :3 Nyot :3 I. -xDD PWOTEUS. Nyow :3 I. -ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 Saw you my ^.^ daughtew? -xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Nyeithew. -ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Why then, -x3 She's xDD fwed x3 unto UwU that >_> peasant Valentine; -And Egwamouw :3 is in xDD hew :33 company. -^.^ 'Tis true; uWu fow Fwiaw uWu Wawwence met them uWu both -UwU As ^.^ he in :3 penyance wandew'd OwO thwough OwO the forest; -:3 Him ^.^ he knew well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ guess'd UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 she, -But, being uWu mask'd, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ suwe >_> of xDD it; -UwU Besides, ^.^ she >_> did intend >_< confession -^.^ At xDD Patwick's cell :3 this ;;w;; even; ÚwÚ and there ^.^ she ÚwÚ was not. -^.^ These likelihoods ;;w;; confiwm xDD hew flight ^-^ fwom >_> hence; -:33 Thewefowe, I pray you, ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot ^-^ to discouwse, -But x3 mount you presently, ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet with me -:3 Upon OwO the x3 wising >_> of OwO the ^.^ mountain foot -:33 That weads towawd x3 Mantua, :33 whithew uWu they awe ^-^ fwed. -^.^ Dispatch, ^w^ sweet gentlemen, ÚwÚ and follow >_> me. Exit -x3 THUWIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be :3 a peevish UwU giww -:33 That flies xDD hew >_> fowtunye when ^.^ it UwU fowwows :3 hew. -I'll aftew, ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be reveng'd uWu on Egwamouw ->w< Than uWu fow OwO the love >_> of reckless >_> Siwvia. Exit -xDD PWOTEUS. And I uWu wiww x3 fowwow, ^-^ mowe uWu fow Siwvia's love ->w< Than UwU hate >_> of OwO Egwamouw, UwU that :33 goes with :3 hew. Exit -JUWIA. And I uWu wiww x3 fowwow, ^-^ mowe ^-^ to cross UwU that love ->w< Than UwU hate uWu fow Siwvia, UwU that :3 is gonye uWu fow wuv. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -The fwontiews >_> of :33 Mantua. The fowest - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ OUTWAWS with uWu SIWVA - -OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ^w^ Come, come. -Be patient; ^-^ we >w< must bwing you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw captain. -:3 SIWVIA. OwO A ^w^ thousand ^-^ mowe >w< mischances than :3 this ^-^ onye ->_< Have ^w^ weawn'd me how ^-^ to ^.^ bwook :3 this patiently. -x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. ^w^ Come, bwing xDD hew >_> away. -OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ gentweman UwU that ÚwÚ was with uWu hew? -x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_> Being ^.^ nyimbwe-footed, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu outwun >w< us, -But :33 Moyses ÚwÚ and Vawewius follow >_> him. -uWu Go :3 thou with xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the west ^-^ end >_> of OwO the uWu wood; -Thewe :3 is ^-^ ouw captain; ^w^ we'ww follow him that's ^-^ fwed. -The ^-^ thicket :3 is >_< beset; ^.^ he cannyot ^w^ 'scape. -OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ^w^ Come, I >w< must bwing you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ captain's >w< cave; -OwO Feaw not; ^.^ he uWu beaws OwO an honyouwabwe UwU mind, -And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use :3 a ^-^ woman lawlessly. -:3 SIWVIA. :3 O ^w^ Vawentinye, :3 this I >_> enduwe uWu fow thee! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. ->_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest - -x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE - -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How ;;w;; use doth breed :3 a :33 habit in :3 a ^w^ man! -:3 This >_> shadowy :33 desewt, :3 unfwequented woods, -I better ^.^ bwook than flourishing peopled >_> towns. -;;w;; Hewe can I ^-^ sit xDD awonye, >_> unseen >_> of >_< any, -And ^-^ to OwO the nyightingawe's compwainying :3 nyotes -Tunye my OwO distwesses ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wecowd my ÚwÚ woes. -:3 O :3 thou UwU that OwO dost ÚwÚ inhabit in my ^w^ bweast, -Weave ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU mansion OwO so wong tenantless, -OwO West, ;;w;; gwowing ruinous, OwO the :33 buiwding ^-^ faww -And xDD weave nyo memowy >_> of what ^.^ it ^.^ was! -Repair me with >w< thy presence, Silvia: -Thou gentwe :33 nymph, cherish >w< thy >w< fowwown swain. -What >_< hawwoing ÚwÚ and what :33 stiw :3 is :3 this uWu to-day? -^.^ These awe my mates, UwU that ^-^ make theiw wills theiw waw, ->_< Have >w< some OwO unhappy >_< passengew in ^-^ chase. -^.^ They love me ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do -ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep them ^-^ fwom >_< unciviw outwages. -ÚwÚ Withdwaw ^.^ thee, Valentine. >w< Who's :3 this comes hewe? -UwU [Steps aside] - -x3 Entew ^w^ PWOTEUS, SIWVIA, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA as >w< Sebastian - -xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Madam, :3 this service I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu fow you, -^-^ Though you >_< wespect ^.^ nyot >w< aught >_> youw ^-^ sewvant :33 doth, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; hazawd xDD wife, ÚwÚ and rescue you ^-^ fwom him -:33 That would ^.^ have fowc'd >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw wuv. -Vouchsafe uWu me, uWu fow my xDD meed, uWu but ^-^ onye fair look; -OwO A smaller >_< boon than :3 this I cannyot ^.^ beg, -And less than this, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, you cannyot >w< give. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How >_< wike :3 a ^-^ dweam :3 is :3 this I UwU see ÚwÚ and ^-^ heaw! -UwU Wuv, lend me >_< patience ^-^ to uWu fowbeaw >_> awhiwe. -:3 SIWVIA. :3 O miserable, OwO unhappy UwU that I am! -xDD PWOTEUS. Unhappy ;;w;; wewe you, UwU madam, ewe I :33 came; -But uWu by my UwU coming I ^.^ have :3 made you happy. -:3 SIWVIA. By >w< thy xDD appwoach :3 thou ;;w;; mak'st me UwU most >_> unhappy. -JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] And uWu me, when ^.^ he ^-^ appwoacheth ^-^ to >_> youw presence. -:3 SIWVIA. Had I >_< been OwO seized uWu by :3 a x3 hungwy ;;w;; wion, -I would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ^-^ bweakfast ^-^ to OwO the beast ->_< Wathew than ^.^ have false Pwoteus rescue >_> me. -:33 O, >w< heaven >w< be ;;w;; judge how I love ^w^ Vawentinye, -uWu Whose :3 wife's as >w< tendew ^-^ to me as my UwU souw! -And :33 fuww as xDD much, uWu fow ^-^ mowe there cannyot ^.^ be, -I ^-^ do detest fawse, :33 pewjuw'd :33 Pwoteus. -OwO Thewefowe >w< be gone; ÚwÚ sowicit me nyo more. -xDD PWOTEUS. What dangewous x3 action, ÚwÚ stood ^.^ it next ^-^ to >_< death, -Wouwd I ^.^ nyot undewgo uWu fow ^-^ onye UwU cawm :3 wook? -:33 O, 'tis OwO the ^w^ cuwse in love, ÚwÚ and still approv'd, -When >w< women cannyot love xDD whewe they're bewov'd! -:3 SIWVIA. When Pwoteus cannyot love xDD whewe :33 he's bewov'd! -x3 Wead xDD uvw xDD Juwia's xDD heawt, >w< thy ^.^ fiwst :33 best love, ->_< Fow uWu whose dear :33 sake :3 thou didst then rend >w< thy :3 faith -x3 Into :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 oaths; ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 those oaths -:33 Descended OwO into >_< pewjuwy, ^-^ to love >_> me. -Thou x3 hast nyo :3 faith weft nyow, unwess :33 thou'dst ^-^ two, -And that's :3 faw >_< wowse than ^.^ nyonye; better ^.^ have UwU nyonye ->w< Than ÚwÚ pwuwaw :33 faith, ;;w;; which :3 is xDD too >w< much uWu by ^w^ onye. -Thou >w< countewfeit ^-^ to >w< thy OwO twue x3 fwiend! -xDD PWOTEUS. UwU In love, -OwO Who respects fwiend? -:3 SIWVIA. ^-^ Aww x3 men uWu but :33 Pwoteus. -xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if OwO the gentwe spirit >_> of ^w^ moving uWu wowds -^w^ Can nyo uWu way >_> change you ^-^ to :3 a miwdew >_> fowm, -I'll ^w^ woo you >_< wike :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, at UwU awms' end, -And love you >w< 'gainst OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of love- x3 fowce ^.^ ye. -:3 SIWVIA. :3 O uWu heaven! -xDD PWOTEUS. I'll x3 fowce ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to my desire. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Wuffian! let >w< go UwU that wude >_< unciviw OwO touch; -Thou fwiend >_> of OwO an i-iww fashion! -xDD PWOTEUS. >_> Vawentinye! -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Thou ^w^ common OwO fwiend, that's ^-^ without :3 faith ^w^ ow love- ->_< Fow such :3 is :3 a fwiend UwU nyow; treacherous man, -Thou x3 hast ^-^ beguiw'd my xDD hopes; UwU nyought uWu but >_< minye eye -Could ^.^ have pewsuaded >_> me. Nyow I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say -I ^.^ have ^-^ onye fwiend ;;w;; awive: :3 thou wouldst disprove >_> me. -OwO Who shouwd >w< be twusted, when >_> onye's >_> own ^.^ wight hand -^-^ Is xDD pewjuwed ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ bosom? Proteus, -I x3 am >_< sowwy I >w< must never xDD twust ÚwÚ thee :3 mowe, -But ;;w;; count OwO the x3 wowwd :3 a ^w^ stwangew uWu fow >w< thy sake. -The pwivate x3 wound :3 is deepest. :3 O UwU time UwU most accuwst! -OwO 'Mongst >w< aww :33 foes UwU that :3 a fwiend shouwd >w< be OwO the worst! -xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and UwU guiwt ;;w;; confounds >_> me. -uWu Fowgive uWu me, Valentine; ^-^ if >_< heawty UwU sowwow -Be :3 a uWu sufficient >_< wansom uWu fow offence, -I >w< tendew 't xDD hewe; I ^-^ do as ^.^ twuwy suffer -UwU As e'ew I >_> did ^w^ commit. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Then I x3 am :33 paid; -And UwU once UwU again I ^-^ do weceive ÚwÚ thee :33 honyest. -OwO Who uWu by ^w^ wepentance :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; satisfied -^-^ Is :3 nyow >_> of >w< heaven :3 nyow :3 eawth, uWu fow ^.^ these awe pleas'd; -By :3 penyitence th' Etewnyaw's ÚwÚ wwath's ^w^ appeas'd. -And, UwU that my love ^-^ may :3 appeaw ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwee, -^-^ Aww UwU that ÚwÚ was >_< minye in ^w^ Siwvia I ^w^ give thee. -JUWIA. :3 O me xDD unhappy! [Swoons] -xDD PWOTEUS. Wook ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ boy. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, :33 boy! >_> why, OwO wag! how nyow! -What's OwO the matter? Wook up; speak. -JUWIA. :3 O good ;;w;; siw, my ^w^ mastew OwO chawg'd me ^-^ to x3 dewivew :3 a ring ^-^ to ÚwÚ Madam -Siwvia, which, >_< out >_> of my xDD nyegwect, ÚwÚ was never >w< donye. -xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that ;;w;; wing, x3 boy? -JUWIA. ;;w;; Hewe 'tis; :3 this :3 is it. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ How! let me :3 see. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the ring I >_> gave ^-^ to xDD Juwia. -JUWIA. :33 O, x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have >w< mistook; -:3 This :3 is OwO the ring you x3 sent ^-^ to >_> Siwvia. -xDD PWOTEUS. But how xDD cam'st :3 thou uWu by :3 this ring? -^.^ At my xDD depawt I >_> gave :3 this x3 unto xDD Juwia. -JUWIA. And Juwia x3 hewsewf >_> did ^w^ give ^.^ it me; -And Juwia x3 hewsewf ^.^ have ^w^ bwought ^.^ it hithew. -xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ How! ^w^ Juwia! -JUWIA. ÚwÚ Behowd xDD hew UwU that >_> gave ^-^ aim ^-^ to >w< aww >w< thy oaths, -And >w< entewtain'd >w< 'em >_< deepwy in xDD hew ÚwÚ heawt. -OwO How ^w^ oft x3 hast :3 thou with xDD pewjuwy cleft OwO the ^w^ woot! -:3 O Proteus, let :3 this :33 habit ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee bwush! -Be :3 thou asham'd UwU that I ^.^ have took x3 upon me -Such OwO an immodest waiment- ^-^ if ÚwÚ shame live -UwU In :3 a disguise >_> of wuv. -^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ wessew blot, x3 modesty xDD finds, -xDD Women ^-^ to >_> change theiw >_> shapes than x3 men theiw minds. -xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Than x3 men theiw OwO minds! 'tis true. :3 O UwU heaven, ;;w;; wewe man -But x3 constant, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :33 pewfect! :33 That ^-^ onye error -Fiwws him with faults; makes him run OwO thwough >w< aww th' x3 sins: -Inconstancy ^.^ fawws x3 off ewe ^.^ it x3 begins. -What :3 is in Siwvia's ;;w;; face uWu but I ^-^ may UwU spy -Mowe ^.^ fwesh in xDD Juwia's with :3 a ;;w;; constant x3 eye? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 a hand ^-^ fwom >_> eithew. ->_> Wet me >w< be bwest ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 this x3 happy ^-^ cwose; -'Twewe ^-^ pity two such fwiends shouwd >w< be wong foes. -xDD PWOTEUS. Beaw ;;w;; witnyess, UwU heaven, I ^.^ have my ^w^ wish uWu fow ever. -JUWIA. And I x3 minye. - -x3 Entew OUTWAWS, with DUKE ÚwÚ and x3 THUWIO - -xDD OUTWAW. OwO A prize, :3 a prize, :3 a ÚwÚ pwize! -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :33 Fowbeaw, forbear, I ^w^ say; ^.^ it :3 is my lord OwO the >_> Duke. -Your OwO Gwace :3 is ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :3 a man >_> disgwac'd, -Banyished Valentine. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Sir >_> Vawentinye! -x3 THUWIO. Yondew :3 is Siwvia; ÚwÚ and Siwvia's x3 minye. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. xDD Thuwio, ^w^ give ^w^ back, ^w^ ow ewse ^w^ embwace >w< thy ^w^ death; -Come ^.^ nyot within OwO the measuwe >_> of my >_> wwath; -Do ^.^ nyot name ^w^ Siwvia :3 thinye; ^-^ if UwU once uWu again, -Vewonya uWu shaww ^.^ nyot howd thee. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she ^-^ stands -;;w;; Take uWu but UwU possession >_> of xDD hew with :3 a ^w^ touch- -I dare ÚwÚ thee uWu but ^-^ to bweathe x3 upon my wuv. -x3 THUWIO. Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU hew, I; -I howd him uWu but :3 a OwO foow UwU that uWu wiww endanger -His ÚwÚ body uWu fow :3 a UwU giww UwU that loves him not. -I OwO cwaim xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ she :3 is >w< thinye. -ÚwÚ DUKE. The ^-^ mowe >w< degenyewate ÚwÚ and base art :3 thou -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make such :3 means uWu fow xDD hew as :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye -And xDD weave xDD hew uWu on such ^w^ swight ÚwÚ conditions. -Nyow, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my ancestry, -I ^-^ do ÚwÚ appwaud >w< thy ^.^ spiwit, ^w^ Vawentinye, -And ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee >w< wowthy >_> of OwO an ^-^ empwess' wuv. -xDD Knyow then, I here ^-^ fowget >w< aww fowmew ^.^ gwiefs, ->_< Cancew >w< aww grudge, repeal ÚwÚ thee UwU home uWu again, ->w< Pwead :3 a OwO nyew OwO state in >w< thy >_< unwivaww'd merit, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which I ;;w;; thus :3 subscwibe: Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, -Thou art :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww deriv'd; -;;w;; Take :3 thou >w< thy Siwvia, uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast deserv'd :3 hew. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I :3 thank >_> youw >w< Gwace; OwO the >_> gift ;;w;; hath :3 made me happy. -I :3 nyow uWu beseech you, uWu fow >_> youw :33 daughtew's UwU sake, -ÚwÚ To gwant ^-^ onye >_< boon UwU that I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask >_> of you. -ÚwÚ DUKE. I gwant ^.^ it uWu fow UwU thinye own, >_> whate'ew ^.^ it UwU be. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ These banish'd ^-^ men, UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ kept ^-^ withaw, -uWu Awe x3 men UwU endu'd with >w< wowthy quawities; -uWu Fowgive them what uWu they ^.^ have committed ;;w;; hewe, -And let them >w< be >_< wecaww'd ^-^ fwom theiw ;;w;; exiwe: -^.^ They awe ^w^ wefowmed, civiw, :33 fuww >_> of uWu good, -And x3 fit uWu fow gweat employment, >w< wowthy :33 wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou x3 hast pwevaiw'd; I pawdon ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and thee; -xDD Dispose >_> of them as :3 thou uWu knyow'st theiw uWu desewts. -^w^ Come, let OwO us ^.^ go; ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO incwude >w< aww x3 jaws -x3 With triumphs, mirth, ÚwÚ and x3 wawe >w< sowemnyity. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And, as ^-^ we ÚwÚ wawk awong, I dare >w< be bowd -x3 With ^-^ ouw :3 discouwse ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to smile. -What ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 this x3 page, my UwU wowd? -ÚwÚ DUKE. I ÚwÚ think OwO the :3 boy ;;w;; hath OwO gwace in him; ^.^ he bwushes. -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ;;w;; wawwant you, my wowd- ^-^ mowe OwO gwace than ÚwÚ boy. -ÚwÚ DUKE. What UwU mean you uWu by UwU that :3 saying? -;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Pwease you, I'll tell you as ^-^ we xDD pass awong, -:33 That you uWu wiww wonder what ;;w;; hath fortuned. -^w^ Come, Proteus, 'tis >_> youw :3 penyance uWu but ^-^ to hear -The story >_> of >_> youw loves ^w^ discuvwed. -:33 That >_< donye, ^-^ ouw :3 day >_> of mawwiage uWu shaww >w< be yours; ->_< Onye >w< feast, ^-^ onye OwO house, ^-^ onye OwO mutuaw happiness! >_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1611 - -OwO THE OwO WINTEW'S TALE - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae - -LEONTES, UwU King >_> of Sicilia -MAMIWWIUS, his UwU son, OwO the x3 young Prince >_> of Sicilia -ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, lord >_> of Sicilia ->_< ANTIGONyUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -CWEOMENyES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -xDD DION, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " -:3 POWIXENyES, UwU King >_> of ^-^ Bohemia -xDD FWOWIZEW, his UwU son, Prince >_> of ^-^ Bohemia ->_< AWCHIDAMUS, :3 a lord >_> of ^-^ Bohemia -OwO OWD :3 SHEPHEWD, weputed fathew >_> of UwU Pewdita ->w< CWOWN, his :3 son ->_> AUTOWYCUS, :3 a wogue -OwO A OwO MAWINyEW -OwO A GAOLER -^-^ TIME, as Chowus - -HERMIONE, Queen ^-^ to Leontes -^.^ PEWDITA, daughter ^-^ to Leontes ÚwÚ and Hermione -^w^ PAUWINyA, UwU wife ^-^ to ^w^ Antigonyus -EMIWIA, :3 a wady :33 attending uWu on OwO the Queen -^.^ MOPSA, uWu shephewdess -DOWCAS, ^w^ " - -Other >w< Wowds, Gentwemen, uWu Wadies, UwU Officews, :33 Sewvants, Shepherds, -x3 Shephewdesses - -SCENyE: -Sicilia ÚwÚ and ^-^ Bohemia - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES - -x3 Entew :33 CAMIWWO ÚwÚ and AWCHIDAMUS - -ARCHIDAMUS. >w< If you uWu shaww uWu chance, Camiwwo, ^-^ to >w< visit >w< Bohemia, uWu on OwO the ->_< wike >w< occasion xDD wheweon my services awe :3 nyow uWu on ^.^ foot, you uWu shaww >_> see, -as I ^.^ have said, gweat >_> diffewence ;;w;; betwixt ^-^ ouw ^-^ Bohemia ÚwÚ and >_> youw -Siciwia. -CAMIWWO. I ÚwÚ think :3 this UwU coming uWu summew OwO the UwU King >_> of Sicilia :3 means ^-^ to -pay ^-^ Bohemia OwO the visitation ;;w;; which ^.^ he justly ÚwÚ owes >_> him. -ARCHIDAMUS. OwO Whewein ^-^ ouw >_> entewtainment uWu shaww ÚwÚ shame OwO us ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be -^w^ justified in ^-^ ouw :33 wuvs; uWu fow ^-^ indeed- -CAMIWWO. ^-^ Beseech :3 you- -ARCHIDAMUS. Verily, I speak ^.^ it in OwO the freedom >_> of my knowledge: ^-^ we -cannyot with such magnificence, in OwO so >w< wawe- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to ->w< say. We uWu wiww ^w^ give you sweepy :3 dwinks, UwU that >_> youw ^w^ senses, -unyintewwigent >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD insufficience, >w< may, >w< though uWu they cannyot -UwU pwaise >w< us, as wittwe :3 accuse ÚwÚ us. -CAMIWWO. You pay :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw xDD too dear uWu fow ^w^ what's >w< given fweewy. -ARCHIDAMUS. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I speak as my understanding ;;w;; instwucts me -ÚwÚ and as >_< minye xDD honyesty ^-^ puts ^.^ it ^-^ to uttewance. -CAMIWWO. Sicilia cannyot show ^-^ himsewf x3 uvwkind ^-^ to ^.^ Bohemia. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe ->w< twain'd >_> togethew in theiw childhoods; ÚwÚ and there wooted ;;w;; betwixt -them then such OwO an xDD affection ;;w;; which cannyot OwO choose uWu but branch OwO nyow. -x3 Since theiw ^-^ mowe mature ^.^ dignyities ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw ^-^ nyecessities :3 made -ÚwÚ sepawation >_> of theiw >_> society, theiw UwU encountews, >w< though ^.^ nyot -personal, ^.^ have >_< been ÚwÚ woyawwy attorneyed with ^w^ intewchange >_> of ÚwÚ gifts, -:3 wettews, :33 woving UwU embassies; UwU that uWu they ^.^ have >w< seem'd ^-^ to >w< be togethew, ->w< though absent; shook x3 hands, as xDD uvw :3 a vast; ÚwÚ and >_< embwac'd as ^.^ it -;;w;; wewe ^-^ fwom OwO the ends >_> of >_< opposed ÚwÚ winds. The uWu heavens continue theiw -loves! -ARCHIDAMUS. I ÚwÚ think there :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; mawice ^w^ ow -matter ^-^ to x3 awtew it. You ^.^ have OwO an unspeakabwe comfort >_> of >_> youw x3 young -Prince :3 Mamiwwius; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest pwomise UwU that ->w< evew came OwO into my >_< nyote. -CAMIWWO. I vewy ;;w;; weww agree with you in OwO the OwO hopes >_> of >_> him. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a -x3 gawwant x3 chiwd; ^-^ onye UwU that >_< indeed ^-^ physics OwO the :3 subject, makes ^.^ owd -hearts >_< fwesh; uWu they UwU that went uWu on >_> cwutches ewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 bown desiwe -ÚwÚ yet theiw life ^-^ to UwU see him :3 a xDD man. -ARCHIDAMUS. Wouwd uWu they ewse >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ^.^ die? -CAMIWWO. uWu Yes; ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe nyo uWu othew ;;w;; excuse x3 why uWu they shouwd desiwe -^-^ to wive. -ARCHIDAMUS. >w< If OwO the UwU King xDD had nyo UwU son, uWu they would desiwe ^-^ to live uWu on ->_> cwutches ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ onye. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES - -x3 Entew LEONTES, :3 POWIXENyES, HERMIONE, MAMIWWIUS, ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -OwO POWIXENyES. UwU Nyinye x3 changes >_> of OwO the wat'wy star ;;w;; hath >_< been -The shephewd's ^-^ nyote >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have weft ^-^ ouw UwU thwonye -Without :3 a burden. Time as wong UwU again -Wouwd >w< be fill'd uWu up, my :33 bwothew, with ^-^ ouw :3 thanks; -And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we shouwd uWu fow >_< pewpetuity -uWu Go x3 hence in UwU debt. And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< wike :3 a ciphew, ->_> Yet standing in rich place, I ;;w;; muwtipwy -x3 With ^-^ onye x3 'We :3 thank uWu you' many ^-^ thousands uWu moe -:33 That >w< go before it. -xDD WEONTES. uWu Stay >_> youw ^w^ thanks :3 a ^w^ whiwe, -And pay them when you pawt. -OwO POWIXENyES. >_> Siw, that's >w< to-mowwow. -I x3 am ^.^ question'd uWu by my ^-^ feaws >_> of what ^-^ may uWu chance -Ow breed x3 upon ^-^ ouw x3 absence, UwU that ^-^ may blow -:3 Nyo ^-^ snyeaping x3 winds at home, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us uWu say ->_< 'This :3 is >w< put :3 fowth xDD too truly.' UwU Besides, I ^.^ have :33 stay'd -ÚwÚ To tire >_> youw royalty. -xDD WEONTES. We awe >_< toughew, :33 bwothew, ->w< Than you can >w< put OwO us to't. -OwO POWIXENyES. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. -xDD WEONTES. >_< Onye sev'nyight longer. -OwO POWIXENyES. Very UwU sooth, >w< to-mowwow. -xDD WEONTES. >w< We'ww part OwO the UwU time between's then; ÚwÚ and in UwU that -I'll nyo >w< gainsaying. -OwO POWIXENyES. Press me ;;w;; nyot, uWu beseech you, ÚwÚ so. -Thewe :3 is nyo :33 tongue UwU that moves, x3 nyonye, UwU nyonye >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, -^w^ So >_> soon as x3 youws :33 couwd ^.^ win >_> me. ^w^ So ^.^ it shouwd nyow, -Were there necessity in >_> youw UwU wequest, although -'Twewe :3 nyeedfuw I ;;w;; denyied it. UwU My affairs -Do x3 even drag me homewawd; ;;w;; which ^-^ to :33 hindew -Were in >_> youw love :3 a x3 whip ^-^ to me; my stay -ÚwÚ To you :3 a chawge ÚwÚ and xDD twoubwe. ÚwÚ To :33 save ^.^ both, -Faweweww, ^-^ ouw brother. -xDD WEONTES. Tongue-tied, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ Queen? ^w^ Speak you. -xDD HEWMIONyE. I xDD had thought, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^.^ have held my xDD peace xDD untiw -You xDD had :33 dwawn oaths ^-^ fwom him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> stay. :3 You, ;;w;; siw, -:33 Chawge him xDD too uWu cowdwy. >_> Teww him you awe ^w^ suwe -^-^ Aww in UwU Bohemia's ^-^ weww- :3 this satisfaction -The OwO by-gonye :3 day ;;w;; pwocwaim'd. Say :3 this ^-^ to ^w^ him, ->w< He's beat ^-^ fwom his :33 best :33 wawd. -xDD WEONTES. ^.^ Weww said, ;;w;; Hewmionye. -xDD HEWMIONyE. ÚwÚ To tell ^.^ he longs ^-^ to UwU see his :3 son ;;w;; wewe OwO stwong; -But let him uWu say OwO so then, ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ go; -But let him uWu sweaw so, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot stay; ->w< We'ww >_< thwack him x3 hence with distaffs. -uWu [To POLIXENES] >_> Yet >_> of >_> youw :33 woyaw :3 pwesence I'll -adventuwe OwO the borrow >_> of :3 a >_< week. When at ^-^ Bohemia -You UwU take my lord, I'll ^w^ give him my :33 commission -ÚwÚ To let him there :3 a month >_> behind OwO the ^w^ gest -uWu Pwefix'd UwU fow's parting.- xDD Yet, good deed, Leontes, -I love ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO jaw o' th' ^w^ cwock >_> behind -What wady ^.^ she xDD hew OwO wowd.- You'll stay? -OwO POWIXENyES. No, ÚwÚ madam. -xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but you x3 wiww? -OwO POWIXENyES. I ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, xDD vewiwy. -xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Vewiwy! -You >w< put me x3 off with limber ;;w;; vows; uWu but OwO I, -^-^ Though you would >w< seek x3 t' ;;w;; unsphewe OwO the x3 staws with oaths, -;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yet uWu say >_< 'Siw, nyo ^w^ going.' Verily, -You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go; :3 a lady's ^w^ 'vewiwy' :3 is -UwU As potent as :3 a ^w^ wowd's. uWu Wiww >w< go :3 yet? -x3 Fowce me ^-^ to ^-^ keep you as :3 a pwisonyew, -:3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a >_< guest; OwO so you uWu shaww pay >_> youw fees -When you x3 depawt, ÚwÚ and :33 save >_> youw :33 thanks. OwO How uWu say you? -UwU My pwisonyew ^w^ ow my guest? By >_> youw ;;w;; dwead ^.^ 'vewiwy,' ->_< Onye >_> of them you uWu shaww UwU be. -OwO POWIXENyES. Your guest, then, UwU madam: -ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw pwisonyew shouwd :3 impowt UwU offending; -^w^ Which :3 is uWu fow me less :33 easy ^-^ to commit ->w< Than you ^-^ to xDD punyish. -xDD HEWMIONyE. :3 Nyot >_> youw gaowew then, -But >_> youw OwO kind. h-hostess. ^w^ Come, I'll xDD question you -x3 Of my ;;w;; wowd's tricks ÚwÚ and x3 youws when you ;;w;; wewe >_< boys. -You ;;w;; wewe pwetty ^-^ wowdings OwO then! -OwO POWIXENyES. We OwO wewe, fair uWu Queen, ->w< Two lads UwU that ^w^ thought there ÚwÚ was nyo ^-^ mowe >_> behind -But such :3 a :3 day to-morrow as UwU to-day, -And ^-^ to >w< be :3 boy >_> etewnyaw. -xDD HEWMIONyE. >_> Was ^.^ nyot my lord -The ^w^ vewiew wag o' th' two? -OwO POWIXENyES. We ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ twinn'd lambs UwU that >_> did ^w^ fwisk >w< i' th' >_< sun -And OwO bweat OwO the ^-^ onye at th' other. What ^-^ we >_< chang'd ->_> Was >w< innyocence uWu fow innocence; ^-^ we knew ^.^ nyot -The OwO doctwinye >_> of ^w^ iww-doing, :3 nyow :33 dweam'd -:33 That ^-^ any ÚwÚ did. Had ^-^ we ;;w;; puwsu'd UwU that xDD wife, -And ^-^ ouw uWu weak uWu spiwits :33 nye'ew >_< been highew rear'd -x3 With stronger blood, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have xDD answew'd >w< heaven -Boldly >_> 'Nyot ^w^ guiwty,' OwO the uWu imposition ;;w;; cweaw'd ->_> Heweditawy ^-^ ouws. -xDD HEWMIONyE. By :3 this ^-^ we x3 gathew -You ^.^ have twipp'd since. -OwO POWIXENyES. :3 O my UwU most xDD sacwed >w< wady, -:3 Temptations ^.^ have >_< since then >_< been :3 bown ^-^ to >w< 's, uWu fow -UwU In x3 those unfledg'd >_< days ÚwÚ was my UwU wife :3 a girl; -Your pwecious uWu sewf xDD had then ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the eyes -x3 Of my x3 young xDD pwayfewwow. -xDD HEWMIONyE. OwO Gwace ^-^ to boot! -x3 Of :3 this ^-^ make nyo ;;w;; concwusion, west you uWu say -Your queen ÚwÚ and I awe deviws. xDD Yet, >w< go OwO on; -^-^ Th' offences ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made you ^-^ do ^w^ we'ww ^-^ answew, ->w< If you ^.^ fiwst :3 sinn'd with >w< us, ÚwÚ and UwU that with OwO us -You >_> did continue UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and UwU that you ÚwÚ swipp'd ^.^ nyot -x3 With ^-^ any uWu but with ÚwÚ us. -xDD WEONTES. ^-^ Is ^.^ he xDD won :3 yet? -xDD HEWMIONyE. He'll ÚwÚ stay, my :33 wowd. -xDD WEONTES. ^.^ At my xDD wequest ^.^ he would not. -Hewmionye, my ÚwÚ deawest, :3 thou never >_< spok'st -ÚwÚ To better uWu puwpose. -xDD HEWMIONyE. Nyevew? -xDD WEONTES. uWu Nyevew uWu but ^-^ once. -xDD HEWMIONyE. >_< What! >_< Have I ^w^ twice ^w^ said uWu weww? When >_> was't UwU befowe? -I ÚwÚ pwithee tell me; UwU cwam's with :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and ^.^ make's -UwU As UwU fat as ^w^ tame ;;w;; things. >_< Onye good deed ^.^ dying tonguewess -^w^ Swaughtews :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ waiting x3 upon ;;w;; that. -Our ^.^ pwaises awe ^-^ ouw wages; you ^-^ may ^w^ wide's -x3 With ^-^ onye ^.^ soft ÚwÚ kiss :3 a ^w^ thousand fuwwongs ewe -x3 With xDD spuw ^-^ we heat OwO an ^w^ acwe. But ^-^ to th' xDD goaw: -UwU My last good deed ÚwÚ was ^-^ to entweat his stay; -What ÚwÚ was my first? ^w^ It >_> has OwO an ÚwÚ ewdew ;;w;; sistew, -Ow I >_> mistake you. :33 O, would xDD hew name ;;w;; wewe Grace! -But UwU once before I xDD spoke ^-^ to th' puwpose- W-When? -;;w;; Nyay, let me have't; I UwU wong. -xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ÚwÚ was when ->_< Thwee :33 cwabbed ^.^ months xDD had x3 souw'd themsewves ^-^ to >_< death, -Ewe I :33 couwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee open >w< thy >_> white hand -And cwap thyself my :33 wuv; then didst :3 thou xDD uttew -OwO 'I x3 am x3 youws uWu fow ^-^ evew.' -xDD HEWMIONyE. ^.^ 'Tis OwO Gwace :3 indeed. -ÚwÚ Why, :33 wo you nyow, I ^.^ have xDD spoke ^-^ to th' OwO puwpose twice: -The ^-^ onye uWu fow >w< evew :33 eawn'd :3 a :33 woyaw ^-^ husband; -^-^ Th' uWu othew uWu fow >w< some >_< whiwe :3 a >w< fwiend. -[Giving xDD hew hand ^-^ to POLIXENES] -xDD WEONTES. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Too hot, xDD too hot! -ÚwÚ To :3 mingwe friendship :3 faw :3 is ;;w;; mingwing ÚwÚ bwoods. -I ^.^ have twemow cowdis uWu on me; my OwO heawt dances, -But ^.^ nyot uWu fow joy, ^.^ nyot OwO joy. :3 This >_> entewtainment -May :3 a free ;;w;; face >w< put OwO on; derive :3 a ;;w;; wibewty -From x3 heawtinyess, ^-^ fwom x3 bounty, :33 fewtiwe ^.^ bosom, -And ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become OwO the agent. 'T >w< may, I >_> gwant; -But ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ paddwing pawms ÚwÚ and ^.^ pinching ^w^ fingews, -UwU As :3 nyow uWu they awe, ÚwÚ and :33 making practis'd >_> smiwes -UwU As in :3 a :3 wooking-gwass; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to >w< sigh, as 'twere -The >_> mowt o' th' deer. :33 O, UwU that :3 is >_> entewtainment -UwU My uWu bosom wikes ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow my :33 bwows! >w< Mamiwwius, -Awt :3 thou my x3 boy? -MAMILLIUS. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -xDD WEONTES. uWu I' OwO fecks! -ÚwÚ Why, that's my >_> bawcock. >_< What! x3 hast >w< smutch'd >w< thy nyose? -^.^ They uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >w< copy >_< out >_> of x3 minye. ^w^ Come, x3 Captain, -We >w< must >w< be ^w^ nyeat- ^.^ nyot nyeat, uWu but >w< cweanwy, uWu Captain. -And ÚwÚ yet OwO the >_< steew, OwO the OwO heifew, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< cawf, -uWu Awe >w< aww xDD caww'd >w< nyeat.- OwO Stiww >_> viwginyawwing -:3 Upon his pawm?- OwO How nyow, you >_< wanton >w< cawf, -Awt :3 thou my ^w^ cawf? -MAMILLIUS. x3 Yes, ^-^ if you wiww, my :33 wowd. -xDD WEONTES. Thou :33 want'st :3 a xDD wough ÚwÚ pash ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 shoots UwU that I x3 have, -ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 fuww >_< wike me; ÚwÚ yet uWu they uWu say ^-^ we awe ->w< Awmost as >_< wike as eggs. xDD Women uWu say so, -:33 That uWu wiww uWu say ;;w;; anything. But ;;w;; wewe uWu they false -UwU As o'er-dy'd >w< bwacks, as wind, as >_< watews- false -UwU As dice awe ^-^ to >w< be :33 wish'd uWu by ^-^ onye UwU that :3 fixes -:3 Nyo ÚwÚ bouwn :33 'twixt his ÚwÚ and mine; ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it OwO twue -ÚwÚ To uWu say :3 this :3 boy ;;w;; wewe >_< wike >_> me. ^w^ Come, x3 siw x3 page, -Wook uWu on me with >_> youw welkin >w< eye. ^.^ Sweet viwwain! -uWu Most ÚwÚ deaw'st! my collop! ^w^ Can >w< thy x3 dam?- x3 may't x3 be? -uWu Affection! >w< thy UwU intention ;;w;; stabs OwO the UwU centwe. -Thou OwO dost ^-^ make possibwe >w< things ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> hewd, -x3 Communyicat'st with xDD dweams- how can :3 this ÚwÚ be?- -x3 With ^w^ what's >w< unweaw :3 thou ^w^ coactive :3 awt, -And UwU fewwow'st nothing. ;;w;; Then 'tis vewy :33 cwedent -Thou uWu mayst :33 co-join with UwU something; ÚwÚ and :3 thou :33 dost- -And UwU that uWu beyond x3 commission; ÚwÚ and I find it, -And UwU that ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ infection >_> of my >w< bwains -And hard'ning >_> of my OwO bwows. -OwO POWIXENyES. What :3 means >_< Siciwia? -xDD HEWMIONyE. ÚwÚ He xDD something uWu seems unsettled. -OwO POWIXENyES. ^-^ How, my wowd! -What cheer? OwO How :3 is't with you, :33 best xDD bwothew? -xDD HEWMIONyE. You ÚwÚ wook -UwU As ^-^ if you held :3 a uWu bwow >_> of >w< much distwaction. -uWu Awe you mov'd, my UwU wowd? -xDD WEONTES. No, in good earnest. -OwO How ^.^ sometimes ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww :33 betway :3 its folly, -uWu Its :33 tendewnyess, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make itsewf :3 a UwU pastime -ÚwÚ To x3 hawdew xDD bosoms! OwO Wooking uWu on OwO the >w< winyes -x3 Of my xDD boy's ;;w;; face, methoughts I >_> did recoil -:3 Twenty-thwee uWu yeaws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ saw ^-^ mysewf unbweech'd, -UwU In my green OwO vewvet ^w^ coat; my dagger uWu muzzw'd, -Lest ^.^ it shouwd bite :3 its ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 pwuv, -UwU As :33 ownyaments ^w^ oft uWu do, xDD too dangewous. -OwO How ^-^ wike, :33 methought, I then ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 this kernel, -:3 This squash, :3 this gentleman. Minye >w< honyest OwO fwiend, -uWu Wiww you UwU take >_> eggs uWu fow monyey? -MAMILLIUS. No, my lord, I'll ^w^ fight. -xDD WEONTES. You x3 wiww? ÚwÚ Why, x3 happy man x3 be's dole! UwU My :33 bwothew, -uWu Awe you OwO so OwO fond >_> of >_> youw x3 young pwince as ^-^ we -Do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< be >_> of ^-^ ouws? -OwO POWIXENyES. >w< If at home, ;;w;; siw, ->w< He's >w< aww my exercise, my mirth, my matter; -Nyow my sworn OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and then >_< minye enemy; -UwU My xDD pawasite, my ^-^ sowdiew, ÚwÚ statesman, all. -ÚwÚ He makes :3 a July's :3 day ^-^ showt as Decembew, -And with his >_< vawying :33 chiwdnyess cuwes in me ->_> Thoughts UwU that would OwO thick my bwood. -xDD WEONTES. ^w^ So ^-^ stands :3 this squire -uWu Offic'd with >_> me. We two uWu wiww ^-^ wawk, my lord, -And xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw uWu gwavew ÚwÚ steps. Hewmionye, -OwO How :3 thou lov'st OwO us show in ^-^ ouw >_< bwothew's ^.^ wewcome; ->_> Wet what :3 is dear in :33 Siciwy >w< be ^.^ cheap; ->_< Nyext ^-^ to thyself ÚwÚ and my x3 young rover, :33 he's -Appawent ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. -xDD HEWMIONyE. >w< If you would >w< seek >w< us, -We awe x3 youws >w< i' th' >_< gawden. ^w^ Shaww's ^.^ attend you thewe? -xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ To >_> youw >_> own x3 bents >_< dispose OwO you; ^w^ you'ww >w< be OwO found, -Be you beneath OwO the ÚwÚ sky. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am angling nyow, -^-^ Though you pewceive me ^.^ nyot how I ^w^ give x3 winye. -uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to! -OwO How ^.^ she howds OwO up OwO the neb, OwO the ;;w;; biww ^-^ to :3 him! -And ÚwÚ awms xDD hew with OwO the :3 bowdnyess >_> of :3 a UwU wife -ÚwÚ To xDD hew allowing ^w^ husband! - ->_< Exeunt :3 POWIXENyES, HERMIONE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -UwU Gonye awweady! -Inch-thick, ÚwÚ knyee-deep, o'ew head ÚwÚ and ears :3 a >_> fowk'd ^-^ onye! -Go, play, OwO boy, xDD pway; >w< thy mothew ;;w;; pways, ÚwÚ and I -;;w;; Pway :33 too; uWu but OwO so disgrac'd :3 a UwU pawt, uWu whose xDD issue -uWu Wiww uWu hiss me ^-^ to my ^-^ gwave. x3 Contempt ÚwÚ and clamour -uWu Wiww >w< be my ^-^ knyeww. Go, play, OwO boy, play. Thewe ^.^ have :3 been, -Ow I x3 am >w< much uWu deceiv'd, ;;w;; cuckowds ewe UwU nyow; -And many :3 a man there ;;w;; is, x3 even at :3 this >w< pwesent, -Nyow >_< whiwe I speak this, howds his UwU wife uWu by th' arm -:33 That wittwe OwO thinks ^.^ she >_> has >_< been OwO swuic'd :33 in's x3 absence, -And his xDD pond :3 fish'd uWu by his next uWu nyeighbouw, uWu by -Sir Smile, his xDD nyeighbouw. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 thewe's comfort ^w^ in't, -ÚwÚ Whiwes uWu othew x3 men ^.^ have ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and x3 those ^w^ gates :3 open'd, -UwU As ÚwÚ minye, x3 against theiw uWu wiww. ;;w;; Shouwd >w< aww ^.^ despaiw -:33 That ;;w;; hath UwU wevowted x3 wives, OwO the x3 tenth >_> of :33 mankind -Wouwd >_> hang :3 themsewves. ^-^ Physic uWu fow't :33 thewe's ^.^ nyonye; -^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^-^ bawdy planet, UwU that uWu wiww strike -:3 Whewe 'tis predominant; ÚwÚ and 'tis x3 pow'wfuww, ÚwÚ think it, -From east, UwU west, north, ÚwÚ and south. Be ^.^ it :33 concwuded, -:3 Nyo barricado uWu fow :3 a >_> bewwy. ^.^ Knyow't, -^w^ It uWu wiww let in ÚwÚ and >_< out OwO the enemy -x3 With x3 bag ÚwÚ and baggage. >_> Many ^w^ thousand on's ->_< Have OwO the disease, ÚwÚ and feel't not. OwO How nyow, :33 boy! -MAMILLIUS. I x3 am >_< wike you, uWu they >w< say. -xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, that's >w< some uWu comfowt. ->_< What! :33 Camiwwo thewe? -CAMIWWO. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. -xDD WEONTES. uWu Go play, :3 Mamiwwius; thou'rt OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. -Exit >_< MAMIWWIUS -Camiwwo, :3 this gweat x3 siw uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet stay longer. -CAMIWWO. You xDD had >w< much >_< ado ^-^ to ^-^ make his OwO anchow howd; -When you UwU cast out, ^.^ it still came UwU home. -xDD WEONTES. >w< Didst ^-^ nyote it? -CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot stay at >_> youw petitions; :3 made -His ^-^ businyess ^-^ mowe UwU matewiaw. -xDD WEONTES. >w< Didst pewceive it? -^-^ [Aside] They'we here with me ;;w;; awweady; :33 whisp'wing, ÚwÚ wounding, -'Sicilia :3 is :3 a UwU so-fowth.' ^.^ 'Tis :3 faw gonye -When I uWu shaww ;;w;; gust ^.^ it last.- OwO How :3 came't, Camiwwo, -:33 That ^.^ he >_> did stay? -CAMIWWO. ^.^ At OwO the good Queen's ^w^ entweaty. -xDD WEONTES. ^.^ 'At OwO the x3 Queen's' :3 be't. ;;w;; 'Good' shouwd >w< be x3 pewtinyent; -But OwO so ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^.^ it :3 is not. >_> Was :3 this :3 taken -By ^-^ any understanding OwO pate uWu but thine? ->_< Fow >w< thy uWu conceit :3 is xDD soaking, uWu wiww dwaw in -Mowe than OwO the ^w^ common blocks. :3 Nyot UwU nyoted, :33 is't, -But >_> of OwO the >_< finyew OwO nyatuwes, uWu by >w< some sevewaws -x3 Of head-piece :33 extwaowdinyawy? Lower >_< messes -:3 Pewchance awe ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ puwbwind? ^.^ Say. -CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ Businyess, my UwU wowd? I ÚwÚ think UwU most undewstand -^-^ Bohemia ^w^ stays here longer. -xDD WEONTES. Ha? -CAMIWWO. :33 Stays here longer. -xDD WEONTES. >w< Ay, uWu but uWu why? -CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ To xDD satisfy >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 entweaties -x3 Of ^-^ ouw UwU most >_< gwacious OwO mistwess. -xDD WEONTES. Satisfy -^-^ Th' :33 entweaties >_> of >_> youw :33 mistwess! UwU Satisfy! ->_> Wet UwU that ^w^ suffice. I ^.^ have UwU twusted ^.^ thee, Camiwwo, -x3 With >w< aww OwO the uWu nyeawest >w< things ^-^ to my xDD heawt, as ;;w;; weww -UwU My OwO chambew-counciws, whewein, UwU pwiest-wike, :3 thou -xDD Hast cleans'd my bosom- I ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee ^-^ depawted -x3 Thy penitent uWu wefowm'd; uWu but ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< been -:3 Deceiv'd in >w< thy integrity, :33 deceiv'd -UwU In UwU that ;;w;; which uWu seems ÚwÚ so. -CAMIWWO. Be ^.^ it forbid, my wowd! -xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ To xDD bide ^w^ upon't: :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ^-^ honyest; ;;w;; ow, ->w< If :3 thou inclin'st UwU that >_< way, :3 thou art :3 a xDD cowawd, -^w^ Which :3 hoxes xDD honyesty ^.^ behind, OwO westwainying -From ^-^ couwse requir'd; ^w^ ow ewse :3 thou >w< must >w< be uWu counted -OwO A ^-^ sewvant gwafted in my uWu sewious twust, -And :3 thewein uWu nyegwigent; ^w^ ow ewse :3 a OwO foow -:33 That >w< seest :3 a uWu game >_> pway'd home, OwO the rich >_> stake ÚwÚ dwawn, -And ^-^ tak'st ^.^ it >w< aww uWu fow ÚwÚ jest. -CAMIWWO. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, -I ^-^ may >w< be nyegwigent, UwU foowish, ÚwÚ and feawfuw: -UwU In every ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these nyo man :3 is free -But UwU that his nyegwigence, his folly, feaw, -x3 Among OwO the >_< infinyite x3 doings >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, ->_< Sometime ^-^ puts fowth. UwU In >_> youw affaiws, my lord, ->w< If >w< evew I ;;w;; wewe >_> wiwfuww-nyegwigent, -^w^ It ÚwÚ was my uWu fowwy; ^-^ if industwiouswy -I >_> pway'd OwO the fool, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was my nyegwigence, -:3 Nyot weighing ;;w;; weww OwO the :3 end; ^-^ if >w< evew xDD feawfuw -ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 a xDD thing xDD whewe I OwO the xDD issue doubted, -^.^ Wheweof OwO the >_> execution >_> did x3 cwy >_< out -uWu Against OwO the non-performance, 'twas :3 a ;;w;; feaw -^w^ Which ^w^ oft ;;w;; infects OwO the :33 wisest. ^w^ These, my lord, -uWu Awe such >_< awwow'd >_< infiwmities UwU that xDD honyesty -^-^ Is never free >_> of. But, uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, -Be :33 pwainyew with me; let me xDD knyow my ÚwÚ twespass -By :3 its >_> own :33 visage; ^-^ if I then deny it, -^.^ 'Tis UwU nyonye >_> of x3 minye. -xDD WEONTES. OwO Ha' ^.^ nyot you ^.^ seen, :33 Camiwwo- -But that's ÚwÚ past ^w^ doubt; you x3 have, ^w^ ow >_> youw eye-glass -^-^ Is ^-^ thickew than :3 a OwO cuckowd's xDD hown- ^w^ ow heard- ->_< Fow ^-^ to :3 a >w< vision OwO so apparent wumouw -Cannyot >w< be uWu mute- ^w^ ow >w< thought- uWu fow cogitation -ÚwÚ Wesides ^.^ nyot in UwU that man UwU that OwO does ^.^ nyot ^w^ think- -UwU My UwU wife :3 is x3 swippewy? >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt OwO confess- -Ow ewse >w< be >_> impudentwy negative, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 nyow eyes :3 nyow ears :3 nyow >w< thought- then uWu say -UwU My :3 wife's :3 a uWu hobby-howse, ^-^ desewves :3 a name -UwU As :3 wank as ^-^ any >_> fwax-wench UwU that ^-^ puts ^-^ to -Before xDD hew twoth-pwight. Say't ÚwÚ and >_< justify't. -CAMIWWO. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a xDD standew-by ^-^ to hear -UwU My x3 suvweign ^w^ mistwess cwouded so, ^-^ without -UwU My ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; vengeance taken. :3 Shwew my >_< heawt! -You never xDD spoke what >_> did ÚwÚ become you less ->w< Than ^.^ this; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ^.^ weitewate ;;w;; wewe xDD sin -UwU As ^-^ deep as UwU that, >w< though true. -xDD WEONTES. ^-^ Is UwU whispewing :3 nyothing? -^-^ Is uWu weanying ^-^ cheek ^-^ to ^.^ cheek? ^-^ Is meeting >w< nyoses? -Kissing with ^-^ inside ^.^ wip? Stopping OwO the career -x3 Of laughter with :3 a >_< sigh?- :3 a ^-^ nyote infawwibwe -x3 Of breaking x3 honyesty. Horsing foot uWu on ^.^ foot? ->_< Skuwking in >_< cownyews? Wishing >_< cwocks ^-^ mowe ^w^ swift; ->_> Houws, UwU minyutes; ^w^ nyoon, midnight? And >w< aww eyes -Blind with OwO the :3 pin ÚwÚ and ^-^ web uWu but theirs, ;;w;; theiws only, -:33 That would >_> unseen >w< be :33 wicked- :3 is :3 this :3 nyothing? -ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and >w< aww that's xDD in't :3 is OwO nyothing; -The covering OwO sky :3 is OwO nyothing; ^-^ Bohemia OwO nyothing; -UwU My :3 is OwO nyothing; :3 nyow nyothing ^.^ have ^.^ these >_> nyothings, ->w< If :3 this >w< be nothing. -CAMIWWO. Good my lord, >w< be x3 cuw'd -x3 Of :3 this OwO diseas'd ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and x3 betimes; ->_< Fow 'tis UwU most dangewous. -xDD WEONTES. Say ^.^ it ^.^ be, 'tis true. -CAMIWWO. No, no, my :33 wowd. -xDD WEONTES. ^w^ It >_> is; you >_< wie, you ^-^ wie. -I uWu say :3 thou wiest, Camiwwo, ÚwÚ and I UwU hate thee; -Pronounce ÚwÚ thee :3 a :3 gwoss wout, :3 a mindwess slave, -Ow ewse :3 a hovering :3 tempowizew UwU that -OwO Canst with UwU thinye eyes at UwU once UwU see good ÚwÚ and :33 eviw, -Incwinying ^-^ to them >_> both. Were my :3 wife's liver -OwO Infected as xDD hew xDD wife, ^.^ she would ^.^ nyot live -The x3 wunnying >_> of ^-^ onye gwass. -CAMIWWO. OwO Who OwO does uWu hew? -xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he UwU that weaws xDD hew >_< wike xDD hew ÚwÚ medaw, :33 hanging -About his neck, UwU Bohemia; who- ^-^ if I -Had ^-^ sewvants OwO twue about me UwU that x3 bawe eyes -ÚwÚ To UwU see alike >_< minye uWu honyouw as theiw ^w^ pwofits, -Their >_> own pawticuwaw ;;w;; thwifts, uWu they would ^-^ do UwU that -^w^ Which shouwd ;;w;; undo ^-^ mowe doing. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and thou, -His cupbearer- xDD whom I ^-^ fwom meaner fowm ->_< Have ^-^ bench'd ÚwÚ and rear'd ^-^ to :33 wowship; ^-^ who uWu mayst >_> see, ->w< Pwainwy as >w< heaven >_> sees :3 eawth ÚwÚ and :3 eawth >_> sees UwU heaven, -OwO How I x3 am ÚwÚ gaww'd- x3 mightst ;;w;; bespice :3 a ^w^ cup -ÚwÚ To ^w^ give >_< minye enemy :3 a ÚwÚ wasting ^-^ wink; -^w^ Which :3 dwaught ^-^ to me ;;w;; wewe cordial. -CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, my lord, -I :33 couwd ^-^ do ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and UwU that with nyo wash potion, -But with :3 a ling'ring ^.^ dwam UwU that shouwd ^.^ nyot wowk -OwO Mawiciouswy >_< wike :33 poison. But I cannyot ->_< Bewieve :3 this >_< cwack ^-^ to >w< be in my ;;w;; dwead mistress, -^w^ So sovereignly being honourable. -I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ^w^ thee- -xDD WEONTES. UwU Make UwU that >w< thy ^.^ question, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^w^ wot! -Dost ÚwÚ think I x3 am OwO so uWu muddy, OwO so :33 unsettwed, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ appoint ^-^ mysewf in :3 this ;;w;; vexation; suwwy -The x3 puwity ÚwÚ and whitenyess >_> of my OwO sheets- -^w^ Which ^-^ to OwO pwesewve :3 is >w< sweep, ;;w;; which being >_> spotted -^-^ Is x3 goads, thorns, nettles, tails >_> of wasps; ->w< Give OwO scandaw ^-^ to OwO the UwU bwood o' th' Pwince, my ^-^ son- -OwO Who I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think :3 is ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and love as >_> minye- -Without wipe ^w^ moving ^-^ to :33 't? Wouwd I ^-^ do uWu this? -Could man OwO so bwench? -CAMIWWO. I >w< must believe you, sir. -I do; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch x3 off ^-^ Bohemia ÚwÚ fow't; -UwU Pwovided UwU that, when :33 he's x3 wemov'd, >_> youw Highness -uWu Wiww UwU take UwU again >_> youw queen as x3 youws at :33 fiwst, ->_< Even uWu fow >_> youw son's OwO sake; ÚwÚ and ^.^ theweby uWu fow seawing -The uWu injuwy >_> of ^.^ tongues in couwts ÚwÚ and xDD kingdoms -Known ÚwÚ and xDD awwied ^-^ to ^w^ youws. -xDD WEONTES. Thou OwO dost :33 advise me ->_< Even OwO so as I >_< minye >_> own ^-^ couwse ^.^ have xDD set down. -I'll ^w^ give nyo >_< bwemish ^-^ to xDD hew xDD honyouw, none. -CAMIWWO. UwU My lord, -uWu Go then; ÚwÚ and with :3 a countenance as ;;w;; cweaw -UwU As friendship weaws at feasts, ^-^ keep with ^-^ Bohemia -And with >_> youw >w< queen. I x3 am his ÚwÚ cupbeawew; ->w< If ^-^ fwom me ^.^ he ^.^ have >_> whowesome OwO bevewage, -xDD Account me ^.^ nyot >_> youw sewvant. -xDD WEONTES. :3 This :3 is ÚwÚ aww: -Do't, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast OwO the ^-^ onye half >_> of my >_> heawt; -Do't ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou ÚwÚ spwit'st UwU thinye >w< own. -CAMIWWO. I'll UwU do't, my :33 wowd. -xDD WEONTES. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ seem friendly, as :3 thou x3 hast UwU advis'd >_> me. Exit -CAMIWWO. :3 O xDD misewabwe ^-^ wady! But, uWu fow uWu me, -What UwU case ^.^ stand I OwO in? I >w< must >w< be OwO the x3 poisonyew -x3 Of good xDD Powixenyes; ÚwÚ and my gwound ^-^ to do't -^-^ Is OwO the :33 obedience ^-^ to :3 a master; ^-^ onye -Who, in webewwion with himself, uWu wiww ^.^ have -^-^ Aww UwU that awe his OwO so ^w^ too. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this deed, -UwU Pwomotion ;;w;; fowwows. >w< If I :33 couwd find example -x3 Of ^-^ thousands UwU that xDD had struck >_> anyointed kings -And flourish'd aftew, :3 I'd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do't; uWu but >_< since -Nyow xDD bwass, :3 nyow ^.^ stonye, :3 nyow parchment, uWu beaws ^.^ nyot one, ->_> Wet viwwainy itsewf fowsweaw't. I >w< must -Fowsake OwO the couwt. ÚwÚ To UwU do't, ^w^ ow no, :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain -ÚwÚ To me :3 a >w< bweak-nyeck. x3 Happy star UwU weign nyow! -;;w;; Hewe comes ^.^ Bohemia. - -x3 Entew ^.^ POWIXENyES - -OwO POWIXENyES. :3 This :3 is :33 stwange. x3 Methinks -UwU My :3 favouw here begins ^-^ to UwU wawp. :3 Nyot speak? -Good day, Camiwwo. -CAMIWWO. Hail, UwU most :33 woyaw :3 siw! -OwO POWIXENyES. What :3 is OwO the UwU nyews >w< i' th' couwt? -CAMIWWO. None wawe, my :33 wowd. -OwO POWIXENyES. The UwU King ;;w;; hath uWu on him such :3 a countenance -UwU As ^.^ he xDD had lost >w< some province, ÚwÚ and :3 a region -UwU Wov'd as ^.^ he loves ;;w;; himsewf; x3 even :3 nyow I met him -x3 With >_< customawy compliment, when >_< he, -xDD Wafting his eyes ^-^ to th' contrary ÚwÚ and fawwing -OwO A x3 wip >_> of >w< much ^w^ contempt, ÚwÚ speeds ^-^ fwom me; -^w^ So leaves me ^-^ to consider what :3 is breeding -:33 That x3 changes ;;w;; thus his OwO mannyews. -CAMIWWO. I dare ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. -OwO POWIXENyES. ^-^ How, dare :33 nyot! Do not. Do you >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot -Be >w< intewwigent ^-^ to x3 me? ^.^ 'Tis *shuffles closer* theweabouts; ->_< Fow, ^-^ to OwO youwsewf, what you ^-^ do >w< knyow, you xDD must, -And cannyot uWu say you dare not. Good Camiwwo, -Your >_< chang'd compwexions awe ^-^ to me :3 a >_< miwwow -^w^ Which >w< shows me >_< minye >_< chang'd :33 too; uWu fow I >w< must >w< be -OwO A party in :3 this alteration, >_< finding -Myself ;;w;; thus alter'd >w< with't. -CAMIWWO. Thewe :3 is :3 a sicknyess -^w^ Which ^-^ puts >w< some >_> of OwO us in distempew; uWu but -I cannyot name OwO the disease; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is >_> caught -x3 Of you UwU that ÚwÚ yet awe :33 weww. -OwO POWIXENyES. ^w^ How! >_> caught >_> of x3 me? -UwU Make me ^.^ nyot :3 sighted >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ basiwisk; -I ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on ^-^ thousands ^-^ who ^.^ have OwO sped OwO the better -By my >w< wegawd, uWu but xDD kiww'd UwU nyonye ÚwÚ so. :33 Camiwwo- -UwU As you awe cewtainwy :3 a ^w^ gentweman; theweto -:3 Cwewk-wike expewienc'd, ;;w;; which nyo less adowns -Our ^w^ gentwy than ^-^ ouw x3 pawents' x3 nyobwe nyames, -UwU In uWu whose >_< success ^-^ we awe gentwe- I uWu beseech you, ->w< If you xDD knyow >w< aught ;;w;; which OwO does >w< behuv my knowledge -Thereof ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ infowm'd, uWu impwison't ^.^ nyot -UwU In ^w^ ignyowant conceawment. -CAMIWWO. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< answew. -OwO POWIXENyES. OwO A sicknyess >_> caught >_> of uWu me, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I uWu weww? -I >w< must >w< be answer'd. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, OwO Camiwwo? -I conjuwe ^.^ thee, uWu by >w< aww OwO the pawts >_> of man -^w^ Which uWu honyouw OwO does UwU acknyowwedge, ^w^ wheweof OwO the :33 weast -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this suit >_> of ÚwÚ minye, UwU that :3 thou >w< decwawe -What x3 incidency :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ guess >_> of harm -^-^ Is ÚwÚ cweeping towawd me; how :3 faw OwO off, how nyeaw; -^w^ Which uWu way ^-^ to >w< be prevented, ^-^ if ^-^ to ^w^ be; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, how :33 best ^-^ to bear it. -CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww tell OwO you; -x3 Since I x3 am OwO chawg'd in xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and uWu by him -:33 That I ÚwÚ think honourable. OwO Thewefowe mark my counsew, -^w^ Which >w< must >w< be :3 ev'n as >w< swiftwy ^-^ fowwowed as -I UwU mean ^-^ to xDD uttew it, ^w^ ow uWu both yourself ÚwÚ and me -OwO Cwy lost, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< goodnyight. -OwO POWIXENyES. uWu On, good Camiwwo. -CAMIWWO. I x3 am appointed him ^-^ to murder you. -OwO POWIXENyES. By whom, OwO Camiwwo? -CAMIWWO. By OwO the King. -OwO POWIXENyES. >_< Fow ;;w;; what? -CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ He thinks, xDD nyay, with >w< aww >_< confidence ^.^ he UwU sweaws, -UwU As ^.^ he xDD had uWu seen 't ^w^ ow >_< been OwO an ^.^ instwument -ÚwÚ To OwO vice you to't, UwU that you ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd his queen ->_> Fowbiddenwy. -OwO POWIXENyES. :33 O, then my :33 best UwU bwood xDD tuwn -ÚwÚ To OwO an ^.^ infected xDD jewwy, ÚwÚ and my name -Be yok'd with his UwU that >_> did :33 betway OwO the UwU Best! -OwO Tuwn then my freshest weputation ^-^ to -OwO A ÚwÚ savouw UwU that ^-^ may strike OwO the ;;w;; duwwest nyostwiw -:3 Whewe I >_< awwive, ÚwÚ and my xDD appwoach >w< be shunn'd, -;;w;; Nyay, hated UwU too, >_< wowse than OwO the >w< gweat'st ÚwÚ infection -:33 That e'ew ÚwÚ was heard ^w^ ow uWu wead! -CAMIWWO. OwO Sweaw his ^w^ thought xDD uvw -By OwO each pawticuwaw star in >w< heaven ÚwÚ and -By >w< aww theiw ^w^ infwuences, you ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww -^-^ Fowbid OwO the ÚwÚ sea uWu fow ^-^ to ^-^ obey OwO the ^-^ moon -UwU As ^w^ ow uWu by OwO oath wemuv ^w^ ow counsew >_< shake -The fabwic >_> of his folly, uWu whose foundation -^-^ Is piw'd x3 upon his :3 faith ÚwÚ and uWu wiww continue -The standing >_> of his ÚwÚ body. -OwO POWIXENyES. OwO How shouwd :3 this gwow? -CAMIWWO. I xDD knyow not; uWu but I x3 am ^w^ suwe 'tis OwO safew ^-^ to -Avoid ^w^ what's UwU gwown than xDD question how 'tis uWu bown. ->w< If OwO thewefowe you dare xDD twust my ;;w;; honyesty, -:33 That :3 wies enclosed in :3 this twunk ;;w;; which you -:33 Shaww bear ÚwÚ awong ^.^ impawn'd, away to-nyight. -Your followers I uWu wiww whisper ^-^ to OwO the OwO businyess; -And wiww, uWu by OwO twos ÚwÚ and thwees, at uWu sevewaw x3 postewns, -Cweaw them o' th' :33 city. >_< Fow ÚwÚ mysewf, I'll >w< put -UwU My :3 fowtunyes ^-^ to >_> youw UwU sewvice, ;;w;; which awe here -By :3 this discovery xDD wost. Be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ uncewtain, ->_< Fow, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my parents, I ->_< Have UwU utt'wed OwO twuth; ;;w;; which ^-^ if you >w< seek ^-^ to :3 pwuv, -I dare ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand ^.^ by; :3 nyow uWu shaww you >w< be OwO safew ->w< Than ^-^ onye :33 condemn'd uWu by OwO the King's >_> own uWu mouth, UwU theweon -His >_> execution swown. -OwO POWIXENyES. I ^-^ do believe ÚwÚ thee: -I ^-^ saw his OwO heawt :33 in's face. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; -Be :33 piwot ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO pwaces uWu shaww -OwO Stiww UwU nyeighbouw x3 minye. UwU My ^-^ ships awe ^w^ weady, ÚwÚ and -UwU My ^w^ peopwe >_> did OwO expect my x3 hence ^.^ depawtuwe ->w< Two >_< days uWu ago. :3 This jealousy -^-^ Is uWu fow :3 a pwecious >w< cweatuwe; as she's wawe, -Must ^.^ it >w< be OwO gweat; :3 and, as his person's >w< mighty, -Must ^.^ it >w< be uWu viowent; ÚwÚ and as ^.^ he OwO does >_< conceive -ÚwÚ He :3 is dishonour'd uWu by :3 a man ;;w;; which >w< evew -Profess'd ^-^ to ^w^ him, >_> why, his revenges >w< must -UwU In UwU that >w< be :3 made ^-^ mowe bitter. OwO Feaw o'ewshades >_> me. -Good ^-^ expedition >w< be my OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and comfort -The >_< gwacious uWu Queen, part >_> of :3 this theme, uWu but nyothing -x3 Of his :33 iww-ta'en OwO suspicion! ^w^ Come, ;;w;; Camiwwo; -I uWu wiww >_< wespect ÚwÚ thee as :3 a fathew, ^-^ if -Thou ^.^ beaw'st my life x3 off ^-^ hence. >_> Wet OwO us OwO avoid. -CAMIWWO. ^w^ It :3 is in >_< minye authowity ^-^ to xDD command -The keys >_> of >w< aww OwO the posterns. UwU Pwease >_> youw Highness -ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the urgent hour. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, >_> away. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES - -x3 Entew HERMIONE, MAMIWWIUS, ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES - -xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Take OwO the :3 boy ^-^ to OwO you; ^.^ he OwO so twoubwes uWu me, -^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ past uWu enduwing. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Come, my >_< gwacious lord, -:33 Shaww I >w< be >_> youw playfellow? -MAMILLIUS. No, I'll UwU nyonye >_> of you. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. ÚwÚ Why, my ^w^ sweet UwU wowd? -MAMILLIUS. You'll ÚwÚ kiss me xDD hawd, ÚwÚ and speak ^-^ to me as ^-^ if -I ;;w;; wewe :3 a baby ^.^ stiww. I love you ^w^ bettew. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ WADY. And x3 why so, my UwU wowd? -MAMILLIUS. :3 Nyot uWu fow ^.^ because -Your uWu bwows awe bwackew; ÚwÚ yet bwack ^-^ bwows, uWu they ÚwÚ say, ->_> Become >w< some >w< women best; OwO so UwU that there >w< be ^.^ nyot -:3 Too >w< much >_< haiw there, uWu but in :3 a semicircle -Ow :3 a >_> hawf-moon :3 made with :3 a ^.^ pen. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ WADY. OwO Who OwO taught't uWu this? -MAMILLIUS. I ^w^ weawn'd ^.^ it >_< out >_> of women's >w< faces. ;;w;; Pway nyow, -What >w< cowouw awe >_> youw ^.^ eyebwows? -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. ^-^ Bwue, my :33 wowd. -MAMILLIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, that's :3 a >_> mock. I ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a lady's nyose -:33 That >_> has >_< been >w< bwue, uWu but ^.^ nyot xDD hew >w< eyebwows. -OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. UwU Hawk >_< ye: -The Queen >_> youw mothew rounds >_< apace. We uWu shaww -Present ^-^ ouw services ^-^ to :3 a fine OwO nyew pwince ->_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ days; ÚwÚ and then ^w^ you'd >_< wanton with >w< us, ->w< If ^-^ we would ^.^ have you. -x3 SECOND ÚwÚ WADY. She :3 is UwU spwead >_> of ^.^ wate -x3 Into :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ buwk. Good UwU time uWu encountew her! -xDD HEWMIONyE. What OwO wisdom OwO stiws ÚwÚ amongst you? ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow -I x3 am uWu fow you again. ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ sit uWu by >w< us, -And OwO teww's :3 a >_> tawe. -MAMILLIUS. OwO Mewwy ^w^ ow >_> sad x3 shaww't x3 be? -xDD HEWMIONyE. UwU As >_> mewwy as you uWu wiww. -MAMILLIUS. OwO A >_> sad tale's :33 best uWu fow winter. I ^.^ have ^-^ onye -x3 Of sprites ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gobwins. -xDD HEWMIONyE. Let's ^.^ have UwU that, good sir. -Come OwO on, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; come OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >_> youw :33 best -ÚwÚ To OwO fwight me with >_> youw >_< spwites; >w< you'we ^.^ pow'wfuww at it. -MAMILLIUS. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 man- -xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; then x3 on. -MAMILLIUS. ^-^ Dwewt uWu by :3 a chuwchyawd- I uWu wiww tell ^.^ it softly; -:33 Yond ;;w;; cwickets uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hear it. -xDD HEWMIONyE. Come uWu on then, -And give't me in >_< minye OwO eaw. - -x3 Entew LEONTES, >_< ANTIGONyUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS - -xDD WEONTES. ^.^ he met thewe? his twain? :33 Camiwwo with OwO him? -OwO FIWST LORD. ^-^ Behind OwO the >_> tuft >_> of pines I met them; never -:33 Saw I x3 men ÚwÚ scouw OwO so uWu on theiw way. I ^w^ ey'd them ->_< Even ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ ships. -xDD WEONTES. OwO How bwest x3 am I -UwU In my ^.^ just censure, in my OwO twue opinyion! -Awack, uWu fow ^.^ wessew :33 knyowwedge! OwO How ;;w;; accuws'd -UwU In being OwO so bwest! Thewe ^-^ may >w< be in OwO the ^w^ cup -OwO A spider >_< steep'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye ^-^ may x3 dwink, x3 depawt, -And ÚwÚ yet partake nyo xDD venyom, uWu fow his knowledge -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO infected; uWu but ^-^ if ^-^ onye ÚwÚ pwesent -^-^ Th' abhorr'd xDD ingwedient ^-^ to his eye, ^-^ make OwO knyown -OwO How ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< dwunk, ^.^ he >_> cwacks his gorge, his :3 sides, -x3 With viowent ^.^ hefts. I ^.^ have >w< dwunk, ÚwÚ and uWu seen OwO the ^.^ spidew. -:33 Camiwwo ÚwÚ was his ^w^ hewp in this, his pander. -Thewe :3 is :3 a plot x3 against my xDD wife, my >_< cwown; -x3 Aww's OwO twue UwU that :3 is mistrusted. :33 That false villain -x3 Whom I empwoy'd ÚwÚ was :33 pwe-empwoy'd uWu by him; -ÚwÚ He >_> has discuvw'd my design, ÚwÚ and I -Wemain :3 a ^.^ pinch'd uWu thing; ^-^ yea, :3 a vewy xDD twick ->_< Fow them ^-^ to xDD pway at uWu wiww. OwO How came OwO the ^w^ postewns -^w^ So easiwy >_> open? -OwO FIWST LORD. By his gweat authowity; -^w^ Which >_< often ;;w;; hath nyo less ;;w;; pwevaiw'd than OwO so -uWu On >_> youw ^.^ command. -xDD WEONTES. I knyow't xDD too :33 weww. ->w< Give me OwO the ÚwÚ boy. I x3 am ^.^ gwad you >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ nyuwse him; -^-^ Though ^.^ he OwO does bear >w< some signs >_> of uWu me, ÚwÚ yet you ->_< Have xDD too >w< much UwU bwood in >_> him. -xDD HEWMIONyE. What :3 is uWu this? ^.^ Spowt? -xDD WEONTES. Beaw OwO the :3 boy >_> hence; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come about UwU hew; -:3 Away with him; ÚwÚ and let xDD hew uWu spowt x3 hewsewf ->_> [MAMIWWIUS :3 is wed :33 out] -x3 With UwU that she's xDD big UwU with- uWu fow 'tis ^.^ Powixenyes -xDD Has :3 made ÚwÚ thee sweww OwO thus. -xDD HEWMIONyE. But :3 I'd uWu say ^.^ he xDD had ;;w;; nyot, -And I'll >w< be sworn you would believe my >_< saying, -^.^ Howe'ew you lean ^-^ to th' nyaywawd. -xDD WEONTES. :3 You, my x3 wowds, -Wook uWu on UwU hew, mark xDD hew ;;w;; weww; >w< be uWu but about -ÚwÚ To uWu say ÚwÚ 'She :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy >_> wady' ÚwÚ and -The :33 justice >_> of >_> youw hearts uWu wiww theweto :33 ad -^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity she's ^.^ nyot ^.^ honyest- honourable.' -^w^ Pwaise xDD hew uWu but uWu fow :3 this xDD hew without-door >_> fowm, -^w^ Which uWu on my :3 faith ^-^ desewves UwU high speech, ÚwÚ and straight -The shwug, OwO the >w< hum ^w^ ow xDD ha, ^.^ these :33 petty bwands -:33 That xDD cawumny doth ^w^ use- :33 O, I x3 am out!- -:33 That UwU mewcy does, uWu fow xDD cawumny uWu wiww >w< seaw -OwO Viwtue itself- ^.^ these ^-^ shwugs, ^.^ these >_> hum's ÚwÚ and ha's, -When you ^.^ have ^w^ said she's goodly, come >_> between, -Ewe you can uWu say she's :33 honyest. But be't ;;w;; knyown, -From him UwU that >_> has UwU most cause ^-^ to >w< gwieve ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ be, -x3 She's OwO an ^-^ aduwtwess. -xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Shouwd :3 a villain uWu say so, -The UwU most >_< wepwenyish'd villain in OwO the UwU wowwd, -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe as >w< much ^-^ mowe viwwain: you, my lord, -Do uWu but mistake. -xDD WEONTES. You ^.^ have ^-^ mistook, my >w< wady, -^.^ Powixenyes uWu fow ^w^ Weontes. :3 O :3 thou :3 thing! -^w^ Which I'll ^.^ nyot caww :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of >w< thy place, -Lest UwU bawbawism, :33 making me OwO the pwecedent, -;;w;; Shouwd :3 a >_< wike language ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< aww degrees -And >_< mannyewwy distinguishment xDD weave >_< out -ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the pwince ÚwÚ and :3 beggaw. I ^.^ have ^w^ said -x3 She's OwO an OwO aduwtwess; I ^.^ have ^w^ said with uWu whom. -More, she's :3 a traitor; ÚwÚ and :33 Camiwwo :3 is -OwO A UwU fedewawy with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows -What ^.^ she shouwd ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to xDD knyow x3 hewsewf -But with xDD hew UwU most :3 viwe ^-^ pwincipaw- UwU that she's -OwO A :3 bed-swewvew, x3 even as OwO bad as x3 those -:33 That vuwgaws ^w^ give bowd'st titwes; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and >_< pwivy -ÚwÚ To :3 this theiw ^.^ wate UwU escape. -xDD HEWMIONyE. No, uWu by my xDD wife, -Privy ^-^ to UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ this. OwO How uWu wiww :3 this >w< gwieve you, -When you uWu shaww come ^-^ to clearer ^.^ knyowwedge, UwU that -You ;;w;; thus ^.^ have pubwish'd UwU me! ;;w;; Gentwe my lord, -You scarce can ^.^ wight me ^w^ thwoughwy then ^-^ to uWu say -You >_> did mistake. -xDD WEONTES. Nyo; ^-^ if I >_> mistake -UwU In x3 those foundations ;;w;; which I build OwO upon, -The ^-^ centwe :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD big enough ^-^ to bear -OwO A school-boy's top. :3 Away with xDD hew ^-^ to prison. -ÚwÚ He ^-^ who uWu shaww speak uWu fow xDD hew :3 is ^-^ afaw x3 off OwO guiwty -But UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; speaks. -xDD HEWMIONyE. There's >w< some i-iww ^w^ pwanyet weigns. -I >w< must >w< be uWu patient ÚwÚ tiww OwO the uWu heavens ÚwÚ wook -x3 With OwO an aspect ^-^ mowe >_> favouwabwe. Good my x3 wowds, -I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< pwonye ^-^ to :3 weeping, as ^-^ ouw sex -Commonly :3 awe- OwO the UwU want >_> of ;;w;; which vain OwO dew -:3 Pewchance uWu shaww OwO dwy >_> youw UwU pities- uWu but I ^.^ have -:33 That honyouwabwe >w< gwief :33 wodg'd here ;;w;; which burns -UwU Wowse than ;;w;; teaws ^.^ dwown. ^-^ Beseech you aww, my x3 wowds, -x3 With >_> thoughts OwO so :33 quawified as >_> youw charities -:33 Shaww :33 best uWu instwuct you, measuwe me; ÚwÚ and OwO so -The King's uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ pewfowm'd! -xDD WEONTES. uWu [To OwO the GUARD] :33 Shaww I >w< be >_< heawd? -xDD HEWMIONyE. OwO Who :3 is't UwU that :33 goes with x3 me? ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ;;w;; highnyess -UwU My >w< women ^-^ may >w< be with uWu me, uWu fow you UwU see -UwU My plight xDD wequiwes it. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weep, good foows; -Thewe :3 is nyo cause; when you uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> youw ^w^ mistwess -xDD Has deserv'd x3 pwison, then :33 abound in ;;w;; teaws -UwU As I come out: :3 this >w< action I :3 nyow >w< go uWu on -^-^ Is uWu fow my better >_< gwace. Adieu, my :33 wowd. -I never :33 wish'd ^-^ to UwU see you uWu sowwy; :3 nyow -I xDD twust I shall. UwU My :3 women, x3 come; you ^.^ have weave. -xDD WEONTES. Go, ^-^ do ^-^ ouw uWu bidding; OwO hence! ->_< Exeunt HERMIONE, UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES -OwO FIWST LORD. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, caww OwO the Queen again. -ANTIGONUS. Be ÚwÚ cewtain what you uWu do, ;;w;; siw, west >_> youw :33 justice -uWu Pwuv ;;w;; viowence, in OwO the ;;w;; which three gweat ones suffew, -Yourself, >_> youw queen, >_> youw :33 son. -OwO FIWST LORD. >_< Fow UwU hew, my lord, -I dare my life uWu way >w< down- ÚwÚ and uWu wiww UwU do't, ;;w;; siw, -UwU Pwease you x3 t' accept >_> it- UwU that OwO the Queen :3 is >_> spotwess -uWu I' th' eyes >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 you- I UwU mean -UwU In :3 this ;;w;; which you :3 accuse :3 hew. -ANTIGONUS. >w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv -x3 She's uWu othewwise, I'll ^-^ keep my ^-^ stabwes xDD whewe -I lodge my ^-^ wife; I'll >w< go in couples with UwU hew; ->w< Than when I ;;w;; feew ÚwÚ and UwU see xDD hew nyo farther xDD twust UwU hew; ->_< Fow every ÚwÚ inch >_> of ^-^ woman in OwO the UwU wowwd, ->w< Ay, every ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 woman's ^.^ fwesh :3 is fawse, ->w< If ^.^ she UwU be. -xDD WEONTES. Hold >_> youw peaces. -OwO FIWST LORD. Good my wowd- -ANTIGONUS. ^w^ It :3 is uWu fow you ^-^ we ÚwÚ speak, ^.^ nyot uWu fow :33 ouwsewves. -You awe abus'd, ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< some xDD puttew-on -:33 That uWu wiww >w< be :33 damn'd for't. Wouwd I knew OwO the viwwain! -I would wand-damn >_> him. Be ^.^ she >w< honyouw-fwaw'd- -I ^.^ have three ^-^ daughtews: OwO the ewdest :3 is ^w^ eweven; -The uWu second ÚwÚ and OwO the third, :33 nyinye ÚwÚ and >w< some OwO five; ->w< If :3 this ^w^ pwuv true, they'll pay uWu fow 't. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, -I'll geld >w< 'em uWu aww; fouwteen uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see -ÚwÚ To bwing false generations. ^.^ They awe co-heirs; -And I xDD had wathew :33 gwib ^-^ mysewf than uWu they -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >_> pwoduce fair >_< issue. -xDD WEONTES. ^.^ Cease; nyo more. -You smell :3 this ^-^ businyess with :3 a :33 sense as x3 cowd -UwU As :3 is :3 a UwU dead ÚwÚ man's nose; uWu but I ^-^ do >_> see't ÚwÚ and feel't -UwU As you ;;w;; feew UwU doing ;;w;; thus; ÚwÚ and UwU see withaw -The xDD instwuments UwU that feew. -ANTIGONUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, -We :3 nyeed nyo grave ^-^ to :33 buwy :3 honyesty; -There's ^.^ nyot :3 a gwain >_> of ^.^ it OwO the ;;w;; face ^-^ to OwO sweeten -x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe >_> dungy xDD eawth. -xDD WEONTES. >_< What! >_> Wack I credit? -OwO FIWST LORD. I xDD had wathew you >_> did wack than OwO I, my lord, -:3 Upon :3 this ground; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^.^ it would ^.^ content me -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew uWu honyouw OwO twue than >_> youw >_> suspicion, -Be >_< bwam'd uWu fow't how you ^-^ might. -xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 nyeed ^-^ we ->_< Communye with you >_> of this, uWu but wathew follow +SPEED. xDD And ^w^ must UwU I OwO go to him? +WAUNCE. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must >w< wun to :3 him, fow xDD thou x3 hast OwO stay'd UwU so ^-^ wong :3 that +x3 going xDD wiww scawce serve x3 the x3 tuwn. +SPEED. Why :33 didst nyot tell ;;w;; me OwO soonyew? Pox of x3 youw wuv letters! +uWu Exit +WAUNCE. Now xDD wiww ^.^ he be >_> swing'd fow weading x3 my >_> wettew. ^-^ An uWu unmannyewwy +;;w;; swave :3 that xDD wiww thwust >_< himsewf x3 into OwO secwets! I'll after, to +rejoice uWu in x3 the boy's :3 cowwection. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Milan. uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and THUWIO + +x3 DUKE. Sir Thurio, feaw nyot >_> but :3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww wuv xDD you +Now Valentine >_> is banyish'd from her :33 sight. +THURIO. Since :33 his exiwe ^.^ she hath :33 despis'd ;;w;; me :3 most, +Forsworn x3 my >_< company ÚwÚ and UwU waiw'd uWu at uWu me, +:33 That UwU I ^w^ am despewate of obtaining her. +x3 DUKE. This xDD weak ^.^ impwess of wuv >_> is >_< as :3 a xDD figuwe +Trenched uWu in ice, which with >w< an hour's ^.^ heat +:3 Dissowves to UwU watew ÚwÚ and xDD doth wose :33 his fowm. +^-^ A xDD wittwe time xDD wiww :3 mewt her uWu fwozen thoughts, +xDD And :33 wowthwess Valentine UwU shaww be :3 fowgot. + +Entew x3 PWOTEUS + +How now, Sir Pwoteus! Is x3 youw countwyman, +x3 Accowding to UwU ouw >_> pwocwamation, gone? +PROTEUS. xDD Gonye, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. OwO My daughter UwU takes :33 his x3 going xDD gwievouswy. +PROTEUS. ^-^ A xDD wittwe time, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD wiww OwO kiww :3 that ÚwÚ gwief. +x3 DUKE. ^w^ So UwU I >w< bewieve; >_> but Thuwio ^w^ thinks nyot :3 so. +Pwoteus, x3 the ÚwÚ good conceit UwU I howd of ;;w;; thee- +For xDD thou x3 hast OwO shown x3 some xDD sign of ÚwÚ good uWu desewt- +:3 Makes ;;w;; me x3 the xDD bettew to confew with thee. +PROTEUS. Wongew than UwU I ^-^ pwuv loyal to x3 youw Gwace +Let ;;w;; me nyot ^w^ wive to wook ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st >w< how ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ effect +uWu The >_< match ^-^ between Sir Thuwio ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< daughtew. +PROTEUS. UwU I UwU do, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. xDD And xDD awso, UwU I >_< think, xDD thou awt nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant +How ^.^ she >_> opposes her OwO against x3 my :33 wiww. +PROTEUS. :33 She ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, when Valentine UwU was hewe. +x3 DUKE. Ay, ÚwÚ and perversely ^.^ she pewsevews :3 so. +>_> What ^w^ might ^.^ we UwU do to >_< make x3 the girl x3 fowget +uWu The wuv of Valentine, ÚwÚ and wuv Sir :33 Thuwio? +PROTEUS. uWu The best uWu way >_> is to ^-^ swandew Valentine +With fawsehood, cowawdice, ÚwÚ and poor uWu descent- +Thwee ^.^ things :3 that x3 women ;;w;; highwy howd uWu in ^.^ hate. +x3 DUKE. Ay, >_> but ^.^ she'ww think :3 that >w< it >_> is ^-^ spoke uWu in ^.^ hate. +PROTEUS. Ay, >_> if :33 his ;;w;; enyemy ÚwÚ dewivew uWu it; +Therefore >w< it ^w^ must with circumstance be >w< spoken +^-^ By one ÚwÚ whom ^.^ she uWu esteemeth >_< as :33 his :3 fwiend. +x3 DUKE. UwU Then xDD you ^w^ must undewtake to ^-^ swandew ^.^ him. +PROTEUS. xDD And :3 that, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I UwU shaww be loath to ^.^ do: +'Tis >w< an :33 iww ^.^ office fow :3 a gentweman, +>w< Especiawwy OwO against :33 his xDD vewy :3 fwiend. +x3 DUKE. Whewe x3 youw ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ advantage :3 him, +uWu Youw ^-^ swandew >_< nyevew ^.^ can ^-^ endamage him; +Therefore x3 the ^.^ office >_> is indifferent, +uWu Being >_> entweated to >w< it ^.^ by x3 youw :3 fwiend. +PROTEUS. >_> You uWu have uWu pwevaiw'd, x3 my wowd; >_> if UwU I ^.^ can UwU do >w< it +^-^ By ^.^ aught :3 that UwU I ^.^ can speak uWu in :33 his dispwaise, +:33 She UwU shaww nyot ^-^ wong >w< continyue wuv to ^.^ him. +OwO But >_> say ÚwÚ this >_< weed her wuv from Valentine, +^.^ It xDD fowwows nyot :3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww wuv Sir :33 Thuwio. +THURIO. >_< Thewefowe, >_< as xDD you UwU unwind her wuv from :3 him, +Lest >w< it >_> shouwd wavew ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ good to nyonye, +>_> You ^w^ must provide to :3 bottom >w< it on OwO me; +>_< Which ^w^ must be donye ^.^ by pwaising ;;w;; me >_< as much +;;w;; As xDD you uWu in ^.^ wowth OwO dispwaise Sir x3 Vawentinye. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ And, Pwoteus, ^.^ we dawe :33 twust xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; kind, +>_< Because ^.^ we knyow, on UwU Vawentinye's wepowt, +>_> You OwO awe xDD awweady >w< Wuv's >w< fiwm votary +xDD And ;;w;; cannyot >w< soon ;;w;; wevowt ÚwÚ and change x3 youw :33 mind. +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this :33 wawwant UwU shaww xDD you uWu have x3 access +Whewe xDD you with >_> Siwvia OwO may confew uWu at ÚwÚ wawge- +For ^.^ she >_> is lumpish, >_< heavy, UwU mewanchowy, +^.^ And, fow x3 youw ^-^ fwiend's ^w^ sake, xDD wiww be uWu gwad of :3 you- +Whewe xDD you OwO may xDD tempew her ^.^ by x3 youw :3 pewsuasion +;;w;; To ^-^ hate xDD young Valentine ÚwÚ and wuv x3 my :3 fwiend. +PROTEUS. ;;w;; As much >_< as UwU I ^.^ can UwU do UwU I xDD wiww x3 effect. +OwO But UwU you, Sir Thurio, OwO awe nyot ^-^ shawp >_< enyough; +>_> You ^w^ must uWu way wime to ÚwÚ tangwe her desiwes +^-^ By x3 waiwfuw sonnets, x3 whose UwU composed rhymes +Should be full-fraught with OwO sewviceabwe vows. +x3 DUKE. Ay, +Much >_> is x3 the force of heaven-bwed :33 poesy. +PROTEUS. x3 Say :3 that ;;w;; upon x3 the altar of her beauty +>_> You sacrifice x3 youw ^-^ teaws, x3 youw xDD sighs, x3 youw heawt; +:3 Wwite >w< tiww x3 youw ink be ^.^ dwy, ÚwÚ and with x3 youw tears +xDD Moist >w< it OwO again, ÚwÚ and fwame x3 some :33 feewing winye +:33 That OwO may OwO discuvw xDD such integwity; +For :3 Owpheus' ^-^ wute UwU was strung with ^.^ poets' ÚwÚ sinyews, +>_< Whose golden :33 touch couwd :33 soften steew ÚwÚ and ^w^ stonyes, +^-^ Make :33 tigews tame, ÚwÚ and >_> huge weviathans +:3 Fowsake ^-^ unsounded deeps to UwU dance on UwU sands. +>w< Aftew x3 youw uWu diwe-wamenting :3 ewegies, +Visit ^.^ by >w< nyight x3 youw >_> wady's x3 chambew window +With x3 some x3 sweet consort; to uWu theiw instwuments +^.^ Tunye :3 a UwU depwowing UwU dump- x3 the night's >_< dead :3 siwence +Will weww :33 become xDD such sweet-compwainying grievance. +>w< This, ow >_> ewse uWu nyothing, xDD wiww x3 inhewit her. +x3 DUKE. This ^w^ discipwinye >_< shows xDD thou x3 hast :33 been uWu in love. +THURIO. xDD And >w< thy advice ÚwÚ this >w< nyight I'll put uWu in pwactice; +>_< Thewefowe, x3 sweet Pwoteus, x3 my direction-giver, +Let >_> us x3 into x3 the UwU city presently +;;w;; To ;;w;; sowt x3 some gentlemen weww ;;w;; skiww'd uWu in >_> music. +UwU I uWu have :3 a sonnet :3 that xDD wiww serve x3 the turn +;;w;; To UwU give x3 the :33 onset to >w< thy ÚwÚ good xDD advice. +x3 DUKE. About :33 it, gentlemen! +PROTEUS. ^-^ We'ww wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw Gwace >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew :3 suppew, +xDD And >w< aftewwawd determine UwU ouw OwO pwoceedings. +x3 DUKE. Even nyow about :3 it! UwU I xDD wiww UwU pawdon OwO you. Exeunt + + + + +:33 ACT_4|SC_1 +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +uWu The fwontiews of Mantua. ^-^ A >_< fowest + +Entew xDD cewtain OUTWAWS + +uWu FIWST OUTWAW. Fewwows, stand x3 fast; UwU I >_> see :3 a ;;w;; passengew. +^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. ;;w;; If there be x3 ten, >w< shwink >_> nyot, >_> but down with ^.^ 'em. + +Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and SPEED + +^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. >_> Stand, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow >_> us :3 that xDD you uWu have about ye; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, we'll >_< make xDD you ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ and rifle OwO you. +SPEED. UwU Siw, ^.^ we OwO awe :3 undonye; these OwO awe x3 the x3 viwwains +:33 That aww x3 the ÚwÚ twavewwews UwU do feaw UwU so :33 much. +VALENTINE. OwO My >_> fwiends- +uWu FIWST OUTWAW. >w< That's nyot >_> so, siw; ^.^ we OwO awe x3 youw enemies. +^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. ;;w;; Peace! we'll hear ^.^ him. +^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my UwU beawd, xDD wiww UwU we; fow ^.^ he >_> is :3 a OwO pwopew man. +VALENTINE. UwU Then ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I uWu have xDD wittwe weawth to OwO wose; +^-^ A x3 man UwU I ^w^ am cwoss'd with adversity; +OwO My ^w^ wiches OwO awe these poor ;;w;; habiwiments, +Of which >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd OwO hewe disfurnish uWu me, +>_> You OwO take x3 the >w< sum ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ substance :3 that UwU I :3 have. +^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. x3 Whithew travel you? +VALENTINE. ;;w;; To Verona. +uWu FIWST OUTWAW. OwO Whence ^-^ came you? +VALENTINE. Fwom Milan. +^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. :3 Have xDD you ^-^ wong sojourn'd OwO thewe? +VALENTINE. ;;w;; Some :33 sixteen ^-^ months, ÚwÚ and longer ^w^ might uWu have ;;w;; stay'd, +;;w;; If crooked :3 fowtunye xDD had nyot thwawted x3 me. +uWu FIWST OUTWAW. What, :3 wewe xDD you banyish'd :3 thence? +VALENTINE. UwU I uWu was. +^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. For >_> what x3 offence? +VALENTINE. For :3 that which nyow torments ;;w;; me to UwU weheawse: +UwU I kill'd :3 a ^w^ man, x3 whose :33 death UwU I much OwO wepent; +OwO But yet UwU I >_< swew ^.^ him uWu manfuwwy uWu in x3 fight, +Without UwU fawse ;;w;; vantage ow UwU base ^w^ tweachewy. +uWu FIWST OUTWAW. Why, ^w^ nye'ew wepent :33 it, >_> if >w< it :3 wewe donye :3 so. +OwO But :3 wewe xDD you banyish'd fow UwU so UwU smaww :3 a xDD fauwt? +VALENTINE. UwU I UwU was, ÚwÚ and hewd ;;w;; me uWu gwad of xDD such :3 a doom. +^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. :3 Have xDD you x3 the tongues? +VALENTINE. OwO My youthfuw travel thewein UwU made ;;w;; me UwU happy, +:33 Ow >_> ewse UwU I often xDD had :33 been >w< misewabwe. +^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. ^-^ By x3 the OwO bawe scawp of Wobin Hood's :33 fat >_< fwiaw, +This fewwow :3 wewe :3 a x3 king fow UwU ouw >w< wiwd ^-^ faction! +uWu FIWST OUTWAW. ^-^ We'ww uWu have ^.^ him. uWu Siws, :3 a OwO wowd. +SPEED. ^-^ Mastew, be one of OwO them; x3 it's >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe uWu kind of thievery. +VALENTINE. uWu Peace, :33 viwwain! +^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. Teww >_> us :33 this: uWu have xDD you ;;w;; anything to OwO take to? +VALENTINE. Nyothing >_> but x3 my xDD fowtunye. +^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. Knyow, >w< then, :3 that x3 some of >_> us OwO awe xDD gentwemen, +>w< Such >_< as x3 the UwU fuwy of unguvwn'd :33 youth +Thrust from x3 the >_< company of x3 awfuw ÚwÚ men; +xDD Mysewf UwU was from Vewonya banished +For :33 pwactising to ^.^ steaw OwO away :3 a UwU wady, +^-^ An heiw, ÚwÚ and nyeaw awwied >w< unto x3 the uWu Duke. +^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. xDD And UwU I from uWu Mantua, fow :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman +UwU Who, uWu in x3 my :3 mood, UwU I stabb'd >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; heawt. +uWu FIWST OUTWAW. xDD And UwU I fow >_< such-wike petty crimes >_< as :3 these. +OwO But to x3 the purpose- fow ^.^ we cite UwU ouw :33 fauwts +:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may howd excus'd UwU ouw wawwess wives; +^.^ And, x3 pawtwy, ^-^ seeing xDD you OwO awe xDD beautified +With xDD goodwy UwU shape, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 youw UwU own wepowt +^-^ A winguist, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 man of xDD such pewfection +;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU do uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; quawity much x3 want- +^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. >w< Indeed, uWu because xDD you OwO awe :3 a banyish'd ^w^ man, +>_< Thewefowe, :33 abuv x3 the ^-^ west, ^.^ we parley to OwO you. +^w^ Awe xDD you :3 content to be UwU ouw genyewaw- +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a viwtue of necessity, +xDD And ^w^ wive >_< as ^.^ we UwU do uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< wiwdewnyess? +^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. >_> What say'st thou? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be of UwU ouw consowt? +x3 Say ^.^ 'ay' ÚwÚ and be x3 the UwU captain of >_> us all. +^-^ We'ww UwU do uWu thee ^w^ homage, ÚwÚ and be wuw'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ thee, +Wuv uWu thee >_< as UwU ouw commandew ÚwÚ and UwU ouw king. +uWu FIWST OUTWAW. OwO But >_> if xDD thou ^w^ scown UwU ouw >w< couwtesy xDD thou :33 diest. +^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^w^ wive to bwag >_> what ^.^ we uWu have UwU offew'd. +VALENTINE. UwU I OwO take x3 youw OwO offew, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^w^ wive with UwU you, +ÚwÚ Pwovided :3 that xDD you UwU do nyo uWu outwages +On siwwy x3 women ow poor x3 passengews. +^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. :3 Nyo, ^.^ we >w< detest xDD such ^-^ viwe UwU base ^.^ pwactices. +^.^ Come, OwO go with us; we'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to UwU ouw uWu cwews, +xDD And x3 show uWu thee aww x3 the treasure ^.^ we uWu have xDD got; +>_< Which, with ;;w;; ouwsewves, aww xDD west uWu at >w< thy :3 dispose. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Milan. ^-^ Outside x3 the >_< DUKE'S pawace, :33 undew >w< SIWVIA'S window + +Entew x3 PWOTEUS + +PROTEUS. x3 Awweady uWu have UwU I :33 been UwU fawse to Valentine, +xDD And nyow UwU I ^w^ must be >_< as :33 unjust to :33 Thuwio. +;;w;; Undew x3 the colour of commending ^.^ him +UwU I uWu have x3 access x3 my UwU own wuv to >_< pwefew; +OwO But >_> Siwvia >_> is ^w^ too faiw, ^w^ too ^-^ twue, ^w^ too ;;w;; howy, +;;w;; To be cowwupted with x3 my :33 wowthwess gifts. +x3 When UwU I ^w^ pwotest true xDD woyawty to hew, +:33 She ^.^ twits ;;w;; me with x3 my UwU fawsehood to x3 my fwiend; +x3 When to her beauty UwU I ÚwÚ commend x3 my ^w^ vows, +:33 She UwU bids ;;w;; me think >w< how UwU I uWu have :33 been ;;w;; fowswown +^w^ In breaking :33 faith with xDD Juwia ÚwÚ whom UwU I lov'd; +xDD And :3 nyotwithstanding aww her ^.^ sudden OwO quips, +uWu The least xDD wheweof ^.^ wouwd OwO queww :3 a lover's hope, +Yet, spaniel-like, x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ she spuwns x3 my wuv +uWu The ^.^ mowe >w< it gwows ÚwÚ and UwU fawnyeth on her xDD stiww. + +Entew THUWIO ÚwÚ and MUSICIANS + +OwO But OwO hewe x3 comes :33 Thuwio. Now ^w^ must ^.^ we to her >_< window, +xDD And UwU give x3 some x3 evenying uWu music to her :3 eaw. +THURIO. How now, Sir Pwoteus, OwO awe xDD you x3 cwept >w< befowe us? +PROTEUS. Ay, ^-^ gentwe Thurio; fow xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 that wuv +Will :3 cweep uWu in OwO sewvice :3 whewe >w< it ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ go. +THURIO. Ay, >_> but UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you wuv nyot hewe. +PROTEUS. UwU Siw, >_> but UwU I do; ow >_> ewse UwU I ^.^ wouwd be x3 hence. +THURIO. uWu Who? Silvia? +PROTEUS. Ay, :3 Siwvia- fow x3 youw sake. +THURIO. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw own. >_> Nyow, xDD gentwemen, +:3 Wet's ÚwÚ tunye, ÚwÚ and to >w< it :3 wustiwy OwO awhiwe. + +Entew uWu at :3 a ÚwÚ distance, x3 HOST, ÚwÚ and x3 JUWIA uWu in boy's x3 cwothes + +xDD HOST. >_> Nyow, x3 my xDD young :3 guest, uWu methinks ÚwÚ you'we allycholly; UwU I pray UwU you, +>w< why >_> is :33 it? +uWu JUWIA. OwO Mawwy, >_< minye >_< host, uWu because UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be x3 mewwy. +xDD HOST. ^.^ Come, we'll uWu have xDD you ;;w;; mewwy; I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww +hear ^.^ music, ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that xDD you >w< ask'd ;;w;; fow. +uWu JUWIA. OwO But UwU shaww UwU I hear ^.^ him x3 speak? +xDD HOST. Ay, :3 that xDD you >_< shaww. [Music ÚwÚ pways] +uWu JUWIA. :33 That xDD wiww be >_> music. +xDD HOST. Hawk, x3 hawk! +uWu JUWIA. Is ^.^ he ^-^ among xDD these? +xDD HOST. Ay; >_> but peace! >_> wet's hear ^.^ 'em. + +OwO SONG +Who >_> is Silvia? >_> What >_> is uWu she, +:33 That aww UwU ouw OwO swains ÚwÚ commend OwO hew? +Howy, faiw, ÚwÚ and uWu wise >_> is ^.^ she; +uWu The heaven xDD such xDD gwace uWu did xDD wend hew, +:33 That ^.^ she ^w^ might :33 admiwed >w< be. + +Is ^.^ she uWu kind >_< as ^.^ she >_> is uWu faiw? +For beauty ;;w;; wives with kindness. +Wuv xDD doth to her eyes wepaiw, +;;w;; To OwO hewp ^.^ him of :33 his bwindnyess; +^.^ And, ^.^ being >_< hewp'd, inhabits :33 thewe. + +UwU Then to >_> Siwvia wet >_> us ^.^ sing +:33 That >_> Siwvia >_> is :33 excewwing; +:33 She :3 excews >_< each >w< mowtaw ^.^ thing +>_> Upon x3 the dull ^.^ eawth :3 dwewwing. +uWu 'To her wet >_> us gawwands bring. + +xDD HOST. How now, OwO awe xDD you sadder than xDD you :3 wewe ;;w;; befowe? +How UwU do UwU you, man? uWu The uWu music likes xDD you not. +uWu JUWIA. >_> You OwO mistake; x3 the :33 musician likes ;;w;; me not. +xDD HOST. Why, x3 my OwO pwetty >_> youth? +uWu JUWIA. >w< He plays :3 fawse, :33 fathew. +xDD HOST. How, x3 out of tune on x3 the stwings? +uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ Nyot so; >_> but yet UwU so UwU fawse :3 that ^.^ he grieves x3 my xDD vewy +:33 heawt-stwings. +xDD HOST. >_> You uWu have :3 a ^w^ quick :3 eaw. +uWu JUWIA. Ay, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >w< deaf; >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; me uWu have :3 a slow ;;w;; heawt. +xDD HOST. UwU I >_> pewceive xDD you delight nyot uWu in >_> music. +uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< whit, when >w< it ^w^ jaws :3 so. +xDD HOST. Hawk, >_> what OwO finye change >_> is uWu in x3 the >_< music! +uWu JUWIA. Ay, :3 that change >_> is x3 the spite. +xDD HOST. >_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have them awways :33 pway >_> but one ;;w;; thing? +uWu JUWIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd awways uWu have one :33 pway >_> but one >_> thing. +But, OwO Host, xDD doth ÚwÚ this Sir Pwoteus, :3 that ^.^ we tawk ;;w;; on, +Often xDD wesowt >w< unto ÚwÚ this gentwewoman? +xDD HOST. UwU I tell xDD you >_> what ^-^ Waunce, :33 his ^w^ man, told ;;w;; me: ^.^ he :3 wov'd her x3 out of +aww UwU nyick. +uWu JUWIA. Whewe >_> is >_> Waunce? +xDD HOST. Gonye to >_> seek :33 his dog, which ^.^ to-mowwow, ^.^ by :33 his xDD mastew's +>_> command, ^.^ he ^w^ must carry fow :3 a xDD pwesent to :33 his >_> wady. +uWu JUWIA. uWu Peace, stand >w< aside; x3 the >_< company pawts. +PROTEUS. Sir Thurio, feaw nyot uWu you; UwU I xDD wiww UwU so pwead +:33 That xDD you UwU shaww >_> say x3 my x3 cunnying dwift >_> excews. +THURIO. Whewe :3 meet uWu we? +PROTEUS. At Saint Gwegowy's well. +THURIO. uWu Faweweww. Exeunt THUWIO ÚwÚ and MUSICIANS + +Entew >w< SIWVIA xDD abuv, uWu at her window + +PROTEUS. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ good ev'n to x3 youw ladyship. +OwO SIWVIA. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ^.^ music, >_< gentwemen. +Who >_> is :3 that :3 that ^.^ spake? +PROTEUS. One, UwU wady, >_> if xDD you UwU knyew :33 his puwe heart's truth, +>_> You ^.^ wouwd quickly :3 weawn to ^.^ knyow ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his voice. +OwO SIWVIA. Sir Pwoteus, >_< as UwU I OwO take :3 it. +PROTEUS. Sir Pwoteus, ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, ÚwÚ and x3 youw servant. +OwO SIWVIA. x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? +PROTEUS. :33 That UwU I OwO may compass x3 youws. +OwO SIWVIA. >_> You uWu have x3 youw uWu wish; x3 my xDD wiww >_> is even uWu this, +:33 That presently xDD you hie xDD you ^.^ home to :3 bed. +^.^ Thou ^.^ subtwe, perjur'd, :3 fawse, :3 diswoyaw ^w^ man, +x3 Think'st xDD thou UwU I ^w^ am UwU so ^w^ shawwow, UwU so ^-^ conceitwess, +;;w;; To be >_< seduced ^.^ by >w< thy >w< fwattewy +:33 That x3 hast >_> deceiv'd UwU so UwU many with >w< thy >w< vows? +Wetuwn, wetuwn, ÚwÚ and >_< make >w< thy wuv >_> amends. +For uWu me, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this pawe >_< queen of >w< nyight UwU I x3 sweaw, +UwU I ^w^ am UwU so uWu faw from ÚwÚ gwanting >w< thy request +:33 That UwU I >_> despise uWu thee fow >w< thy >w< wwongfuw ^.^ suit, +xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by intend to UwU chide mysewf +Even fow ÚwÚ this time UwU I spend uWu in :33 tawking to thee. +PROTEUS. UwU I grant, x3 sweet xDD wuv, :3 that UwU I uWu did wuv :3 a ;;w;; wady; +OwO But ^.^ she >_> is uWu dead. +uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] uWu 'Twewe :3 fawse, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd speak uWu it; +For UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ she >_> is nyot buried. +OwO SIWVIA. x3 Say :3 that ^.^ she be; yet Valentine, >w< thy fwiend, +:3 Suwvives, to :33 whom, >w< thysewf awt ^.^ witnyess, +UwU I ^w^ am >_< betwoth'd; ÚwÚ and awt xDD thou nyot >w< asham'd +;;w;; To wrong ^.^ him with >w< thy >w< impowtunyacy? +PROTEUS. UwU I >_< wikewise hear :3 that Valentine >_> is uWu dead. +OwO SIWVIA. xDD And UwU so ^.^ suppose ^w^ am x3 I; fow uWu in :33 his :3 gwave +Assuwe >w< thysewf x3 my wuv >_> is buried. +PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU wady, wet ;;w;; me wake >w< it from x3 the ;;w;; eawth. +OwO SIWVIA. Go to >w< thy >_> wady's ^-^ gwave, ÚwÚ and caww hews >w< thence; +:3 Ow, uWu at x3 the least, uWu in hews >w< sepuwchwe ÚwÚ thinye. +uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] >w< He heard nyot x3 that. +PROTEUS. uWu Madam, >_> if x3 youw >_< heawt be UwU so UwU obduwate, +Vouchsafe ;;w;; me yet x3 youw ^-^ pictuwe fow x3 my xDD wuv, +uWu The ^-^ pictuwe :3 that >_> is >_< hanging uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; chambew; +;;w;; To :3 that I'll :3 speak, to :3 that I'll x3 sigh ÚwÚ and ^.^ weep; +For, xDD since x3 the ÚwÚ substance of x3 youw :3 pewfect self +Is >_> ewse ^-^ devoted, UwU I ^w^ am >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ shadow; +xDD And to x3 youw :3 shadow xDD wiww UwU I >_< make true love. +uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If >w< 'twewe :3 a ÚwÚ substance, xDD you :3 wouwd, x3 suwe, >w< deceive >w< it +xDD And >_< make >w< it >_> but :3 a xDD shadow, >_< as UwU I am. +OwO SIWVIA. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy loath to be x3 youw :3 idow, siw; +OwO But xDD since x3 youw UwU fawsehood UwU shaww :33 become xDD you weww +;;w;; To :33 wowship ^-^ shadows ÚwÚ and >_> adowe UwU fawse ^w^ shapes, +>_< Send to ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the UwU mownying, ÚwÚ and I'll >_> send uWu it; +xDD And >_> so, ÚwÚ good rest. +PROTEUS. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ wwetches uWu have ^w^ o'ewnyight +:33 That wait fow :33 execution uWu in x3 the mown. +Exeunt x3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and >w< SIWVIA +uWu JUWIA. OwO Host, xDD wiww xDD you >w< go? +xDD HOST. ^-^ By x3 my >w< hawidom, UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ fast asleep. +uWu JUWIA. >_> Pway UwU you, :3 whewe wies Sir ^w^ Pwoteus? +xDD HOST. OwO Mawwy, uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ house. Twust uWu me, UwU I think UwU 'tis almost x3 day. +uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ Nyot so; >_> but >w< it hath :33 been x3 the xDD wongest >w< nyight +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU I >w< watch'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU most heaviest. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +;;w;; Undew >w< SIWVIA'S window + +Entew >_< EGWAMOUW + +EGWAMOUW. This >_> is x3 the >_> houw :3 that >w< Madam >_> Siwvia +ÚwÚ Entweated ;;w;; me to caww ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow her xDD mind; +>_> Thewe's x3 some great ;;w;; mattew ^w^ she'd :33 empwoy ;;w;; me ^.^ in. +uWu Madam, madam! + +Entew >w< SIWVIA xDD abuv, uWu at her window + +OwO SIWVIA. Who cawws? +EGWAMOUW. uWu Youw xDD sewvant ÚwÚ and x3 youw fwiend; +x3 Onye :3 that ^.^ attends x3 youw uWu wadyship's >_> command. +OwO SIWVIA. Sir Eglamour, :3 a thousand times ÚwÚ good OwO mowwow! +EGWAMOUW. ;;w;; As UwU many, ÚwÚ wowthy UwU wady, to youwsewf! +x3 Accowding to x3 youw uWu wadyship's >_< impose, +UwU I ^w^ am OwO thus early come to ^.^ knyow >_> what OwO sewvice +^.^ It >_> is x3 youw :3 pweasuwe to ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me ^.^ in. +OwO SIWVIA. x3 O Eglamour, xDD thou awt :3 a >_> gentweman- +^w^ Think nyot UwU I fwattew, fow UwU I >_< sweaw UwU I UwU do nyot- +Valiant, >_< wise, remorseful, weww UwU accompwish'd. +^.^ Thou awt nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant >_> what uWu deaw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww +UwU I UwU beaw >w< unto x3 the banyish'd >_> Vawentinye; +x3 Nyow >w< how x3 my >w< fathew ^.^ wouwd enforce ;;w;; me marry +UwU Vain Thurio, ÚwÚ whom x3 my xDD vewy :3 souw ;;w;; abhows. +^.^ Thysewf x3 hast lov'd; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have heard uWu thee >_> say +No grief uWu did OwO evew come UwU so nyeaw >w< thy >_< heawt +;;w;; As when >w< thy uWu wady ÚwÚ and >w< thy true wuv died, +>_> Upon x3 whose :3 gwave xDD thou >w< vow'dst puwe >_< chastity. +Sir Eglamour, UwU I ^.^ wouwd to Valentine, +;;w;; To uWu Mantua, :3 whewe UwU I hear ^.^ he x3 makes abode; +^.^ And, fow x3 the ways OwO awe uWu dangewous to pass, +UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe >w< thy ÚwÚ wowthy xDD company, +>_> Upon x3 whose :33 faith ÚwÚ and honour UwU I uWu wepose. +Uwge nyot x3 my father's anger, Eglamour, +OwO But think ;;w;; upon x3 my gwief, :3 a >_> wady's gwief, +xDD And on x3 the justice of x3 my uWu fwying >w< hence +;;w;; To >_< keep ;;w;; me from :3 a UwU most unholy ;;w;; match, +>_< Which heaven ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye still rewards with pwagues. +UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe ÚwÚ thee, even from :3 a >_< heawt +;;w;; As full of ^w^ sowwows >_< as x3 the sea of x3 sands, +;;w;; To UwU beaw ;;w;; me >_< company ÚwÚ and OwO go with OwO me; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, to hide >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu said to ÚwÚ thee, +:33 That UwU I OwO may venture to ÚwÚ depawt >_< awonye. +EGWAMOUW. uWu Madam, UwU I pity much x3 youw grievances; +>_< Which xDD since UwU I ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they >w< viwtuouswy OwO awe x3 pwac'd, +UwU I UwU give >_< consent to OwO go :3 awong with UwU you, +>w< Wecking >_< as xDD wittwe >_> what UwU betideth ;;w;; me +;;w;; As much UwU I ÚwÚ wish aww ÚwÚ good befowtunye OwO you. +x3 When xDD wiww xDD you >w< go? +OwO SIWVIA. This x3 evenying :3 coming. +EGWAMOUW. Whewe UwU shaww UwU I :3 meet you? +OwO SIWVIA. At uWu Fwiaw x3 Patwick's cell, +Whewe UwU I intend >w< howy ^.^ confession. +EGWAMOUW. UwU I xDD wiww nyot fail x3 youw ladyship. ^-^ Good morrow, ^-^ gentwe >_> wady. +OwO SIWVIA. ^-^ Good morrow, uWu kind Sir Egwamouw. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +;;w;; Undew >w< SIWVIA'S ^.^ Window + +Entew WAUNCE with :33 his dog + +WAUNCE. x3 When :3 a :33 man's xDD sewvant UwU shaww :33 pway x3 the cur with :3 him, wook UwU you, +>w< it xDD goes ÚwÚ hawd- one :3 that UwU I ^.^ bwought x3 up of :3 a UwU puppy; one :3 that UwU I >w< sav'd +from drowning, when >w< thwee ow fouw of :33 his ^w^ bwind bwothews ÚwÚ and +ÚwÚ sistews OwO went to :3 it. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ taught :3 him, even >_< as one ^.^ wouwd >_> say +^-^ pwecisewy ;;w;; 'Thus UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< teach :3 a >_> dog.' UwU I UwU was sent to ÚwÚ dewivew ^.^ him +>_< as :3 a xDD pwesent to Mistress >_> Siwvia from x3 my mastew; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ came nyo +:33 soonyew x3 into x3 the OwO dinying-chambew, >_> but ^.^ he steps ;;w;; me to her twenchew +ÚwÚ and steals her ÚwÚ capon's ^-^ weg. >_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a fouw ^.^ thing when :3 a cur +;;w;; cannyot >_< keep >_< himsewf uWu in aww xDD companyies! UwU I ^.^ wouwd have, >_< as one >_> shouwd +say, one :3 that UwU takes ;;w;; upon ^.^ him to be :3 a dog :33 indeed, to be, >_< as >w< it +uWu wewe, :3 a dog uWu at aww xDD things. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had nyot xDD had ^.^ mowe wit than xDD he, to +OwO take :3 a ;;w;; fauwt ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ he ^-^ did, UwU I think x3 vewiwy ^.^ he xDD had :33 been +:33 hang'd ÚwÚ fow't; >_< suwe >_< as UwU I x3 wive, ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ suffew'd xDD fow't. >_> You UwU shaww +^-^ judge. >w< He thrusts ;;w;; me >_< himsewf x3 into x3 the >_< company of >w< thwee ow fouw +^.^ gentweman-wike ^.^ dogs :33 undew x3 the Duke's table; ^.^ he xDD had nyot :33 been +thewe, ;;w;; bwess x3 the >_> mawk, :3 a pissing OwO whiwe >_> but aww x3 the x3 chambew >_< smewt +^.^ him. x3 'Out with x3 the uWu dog' ;;w;; says onye; x3 'What cur >_> is ^w^ that?' ;;w;; says +another; ÚwÚ 'Whip ^.^ him >w< out' ;;w;; says x3 the thiwd; >_> 'Hang ^.^ him ;;w;; up' ;;w;; says x3 the +uWu Duke. I, xDD having :33 been >_> acquainted with x3 the smell x3 befowe, UwU knyew >w< it +UwU was Cwab, ÚwÚ and xDD goes ;;w;; me to x3 the fewwow :3 that OwO whips x3 the UwU dogs. +;;w;; 'Fwiend,' quoth UwU I >w< 'you >_> mean to whip x3 the >_> dog.' ^-^ 'Ay, marry UwU do xDD I' +quoth he. >_< 'You UwU do ^.^ him x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< wwong,' quoth x3 I; :33 "twas UwU I uWu did x3 the +^.^ thing xDD you uWu wot of.' >w< He x3 makes ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ ado, >_> but OwO whips ;;w;; me x3 out of +x3 the ^.^ chambew. How UwU many >w< mastews ^.^ wouwd UwU do ÚwÚ this fow :33 his servant? Nyay, +I'll be sworn, UwU I uWu have sat uWu in x3 the stock fow puddings ^.^ he hath +stol'n, ^-^ othewwise ^.^ he xDD had :33 been executed; UwU I uWu have :33 stood on x3 the +UwU piwwowy fow ^.^ geese ^.^ he hath ^.^ kiww'd, ^-^ othewwise ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ suffew'd +xDD fow't. ^.^ Thou think'st nyot of ÚwÚ this now. Nyay, UwU I remember x3 the twick +xDD you sewv'd ;;w;; me when UwU I >_> took x3 my OwO weave of >w< Madam Siwvia. Did nyot UwU I bid +uWu thee still mark ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and UwU do >_< as UwU I ^-^ do? x3 When :33 didst xDD thou >_> see ;;w;; me x3 heave +x3 up x3 my >_< weg ÚwÚ and >_< make UwU watew OwO against :3 a OwO gentwewoman's ÚwÚ fawthingawe? +;;w;; Didst xDD thou OwO evew >_> see ;;w;; me UwU do xDD such :3 a x3 twick? + +Entew ÚwÚ PWOTEUS, ÚwÚ and x3 JUWIA uWu in boy's x3 cwothes + +PROTEUS. UwU Sebastian >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? UwU I ^.^ wike uWu thee weww, +xDD And xDD wiww :33 empwoy uWu thee uWu in x3 some OwO sewvice presently. +uWu JUWIA. ^w^ In >_> what xDD you pwease; I'll UwU do >_> what UwU I ;;w;; can. +>_< PWOTEUS..I UwU hope xDD thou wilt. :33 [To uWu WAUNCE] How now, xDD you UwU whoweson +^w^ peasant! +Whewe uWu have xDD you :33 been these >w< two OwO days loitering? +WAUNCE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I cawwied Mistress >_> Siwvia x3 the dog xDD you ;;w;; bade x3 me. +PROTEUS. xDD And >_> what ;;w;; says ^.^ she to x3 my xDD wittwe uWu jewew? +WAUNCE. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ she ;;w;; says x3 youw dog UwU was :3 a cur, ÚwÚ and uWu tewws xDD you xDD cuwwish +thanks >_> is ÚwÚ good enough fow xDD such :3 a :33 pwesent. +PROTEUS. OwO But ^.^ she weceiv'd x3 my ÚwÚ dog? +WAUNCE. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, uWu did ^.^ she x3 nyot; OwO hewe uWu have UwU I ^.^ bwought ^.^ him back +;;w;; again. +PROTEUS. What, :33 didst xDD thou offer her ÚwÚ this from me? +WAUNCE. Ay, siw; x3 the othew >w< squiwwew UwU was :3 stow'n from ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the +hangman's >_< boys uWu in x3 the mawket-pwace; ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I >_< offew'd her >_< minye +OwO own, who >_> is :3 a dog >_< as big >_< as ;;w;; ten of >_< youws, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe x3 the ^w^ gift +x3 the ;;w;; gweatew. +PROTEUS. ^w^ Go, get uWu thee >w< hence ÚwÚ and find x3 my dog OwO again, +:33 Ow ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ wetuwn again x3 into x3 my :33 sight. +:33 Away, UwU I :3 say. Stayest xDD thou to ^-^ vex ;;w;; me hewe? uWu Exit WAUNCE +^-^ A ;;w;; swave :3 that still >w< an >w< end tuwns ;;w;; me to x3 shame! +UwU Sebastian, UwU I uWu have ^-^ entewtainyed uWu thee +>_> Pawtwy :3 that UwU I uWu have >_< nyeed of xDD such :3 a :33 youth +:33 That ^.^ can with x3 some discretion UwU do x3 my business, +For UwU 'tis nyo >_< twusting to :33 yond >_< foowish >_> wout, +OwO But ^.^ chiefwy fow >w< thy OwO face ÚwÚ and >w< thy behaviour, +>_< Which, >_> if x3 my ;;w;; auguwy >w< deceive ;;w;; me >_> nyot, +Witness ÚwÚ good x3 bwinging up, fowtunye, ÚwÚ and truth; +>_< Thewefowe, ^.^ knyow UwU thou, fow ÚwÚ this UwU I entertain thee. +Go pwesentwy, ÚwÚ and OwO take ÚwÚ this OwO wing with ÚwÚ thee, +Deliver >w< it to >w< Madam :3 Siwvia- +:33 She :3 wov'd ;;w;; me weww :33 dewivew'd >w< it to x3 me. +uWu JUWIA. ^.^ It ;;w;; seems xDD you :3 wov'd nyot hew, to OwO weave her >w< token. +:33 She >_> is >_< dead, ^-^ bewike? +PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Nyot so; UwU I think ^.^ she ^.^ wives. +uWu JUWIA. ^-^ Awas! +PROTEUS. Why dost xDD thou cwy OwO 'Awas'? +uWu JUWIA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose +OwO But pity her. +PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Whewefowe shouwdst xDD thou pity OwO hew? +uWu JUWIA. >_< Because uWu methinks :3 that ^.^ she :3 wov'd xDD you >_< as weww +;;w;; As xDD you UwU do wuv x3 youw uWu wady Siwvia. +:33 She x3 dweams on ^.^ him :3 that >_> has fowgot her love: +>_> You >_> dote on her :3 that ÚwÚ cawes nyot fow x3 youw love. +'Tis pity wuv >_> shouwd be UwU so contrary; +xDD And uWu thinking on >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; me cwy >w< 'Awas!' +PROTEUS. xDD Weww, UwU give her :3 that *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and UwU thewewithaw +This >_> wettew. >w< That's her ^.^ chambew. Teww x3 my uWu wady +UwU I >_< cwaim x3 the promise fow her ^-^ heavenwy x3 pictuwe. +uWu Youw ^-^ message :33 donye, hie ^.^ home >w< unto x3 my chamber, +Whewe xDD thou shalt find ;;w;; me >_> sad ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sowitawy. uWu Exit x3 PWOTEUS +uWu JUWIA. How UwU many x3 women ^.^ wouwd UwU do xDD such :3 a :3 message? +ÚwÚ Awas, poor Pwoteus, xDD thou x3 hast entertain'd +^-^ A fox to be x3 the xDD shephewd of >w< thy OwO wambs. +ÚwÚ Awas, poor x3 foow, >w< why UwU do UwU I pity ^.^ him +:33 That with :33 his xDD vewy >_< heawt uWu despiseth me? +>_< Because ^.^ he loves hew, ^.^ he uWu despiseth OwO me; +>_< Because UwU I wuv :3 him, UwU I ^w^ must pity ^.^ him. +This OwO wing UwU I uWu gave :3 him, when ^.^ he pawted from uWu me, +;;w;; To bind ^.^ him to remember x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 wiww; +xDD And nyow ^w^ am I, xDD unhappy ^w^ messengew, +;;w;; To pwead fow :3 that which UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ obtain, +;;w;; To carry :3 that which UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ÚwÚ wefus'd, +;;w;; To praise :33 his ^w^ faith, which UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have disprais'd. +UwU I ^w^ am x3 my xDD mastew's true confirmed xDD wuv, +OwO But ;;w;; cannyot be true xDD sewvant to x3 my >_< mastew +OwO Unwess UwU I ^-^ pwuv UwU fawse traitor to :3 mysewf. +ÚwÚ Yet xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ woo fow :3 him, >_> but yet UwU so coldly +As, heaven >w< it ;;w;; knyows, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^.^ him ;;w;; speed. + +Entew SILVIA, ^w^ attended + +Gentwewoman, ÚwÚ good ^.^ day! UwU I pray xDD you be x3 my >_> mean +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me :3 whewe to speak with >w< Madam Siwvia. +OwO SIWVIA. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you with hew, >_> if :3 that UwU I be >_< she? +uWu JUWIA. ;;w;; If xDD you be uWu she, UwU I UwU do entweat x3 youw uWu patience +;;w;; To hear ;;w;; me speak x3 the ^-^ message UwU I ^w^ am sent :3 on. +OwO SIWVIA. Fwom >w< whom? +uWu JUWIA. Fwom x3 my ^.^ mastew, Sir Pwoteus, UwU madam. +OwO SIWVIA. >_< O, ^.^ he OwO sends xDD you fow :3 a :33 pictuwe? +uWu JUWIA. Ay, UwU madam. +OwO SIWVIA. Uwsuwa, ;;w;; bwing x3 my ^-^ pictuwe :33 thewe. +^w^ Go, UwU give x3 youw >_< mastew UwU this. Teww ^.^ him from uWu me, +x3 Onye Julia, :3 that :33 his :3 changing >_< thoughts >w< fowget, +Wouwd xDD bettew ;;w;; fit :33 his x3 chambew than ÚwÚ this ^.^ shadow. +uWu JUWIA. uWu Madam, uWu pwease xDD you OwO pewuse ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. +^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 madam; UwU I uWu have >_< unyadvis'd +>_> Dewivew'd xDD you :3 a paper :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd not. +This >_> is x3 the >_> wettew to x3 youw ladyship. +OwO SIWVIA. UwU I pray uWu thee wet ;;w;; me wook on :3 that ;;w;; again. +uWu JUWIA. ^.^ It OwO may nyot be; ÚwÚ good UwU madam, UwU pawdon x3 me. +OwO SIWVIA. There, ;;w;; howd! +UwU I xDD wiww nyot wook ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD mastew's :3 winyes. +UwU I ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU stuff'd with protestations, +xDD And full of ^w^ nyew-found oaths, which ^.^ he >_> wuw bweak +;;w;; As easily >_< as UwU I UwU do teaw :33 his ^.^ papew. +uWu JUWIA. uWu Madam, ^.^ he OwO sends x3 youw >w< wadyship ÚwÚ this wing. +OwO SIWVIA. uWu The ^.^ mowe ^-^ shame fow ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he OwO sends >w< it OwO me; +For UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him >_> say :3 a thousand times +ÚwÚ His xDD Juwia uWu gave >w< it ^.^ him uWu at :33 his departure. +;;w;; Though :33 his UwU fawse finger uWu have profan'd x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, +Mine UwU shaww nyot UwU do :33 his xDD Juwia UwU so much wrong. +uWu JUWIA. :33 She thanks OwO you. +OwO SIWVIA. >_> What say'st thou? +uWu JUWIA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, UwU madam, :3 that xDD you xDD tendew her. +OwO Poow gentwewoman, x3 my >_< mastew >_< wwongs her :33 much. +OwO SIWVIA. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow OwO hew? +uWu JUWIA. Awmost >_< as weww >_< as UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow :3 mysewf. +;;w;; To think ;;w;; upon her :33 woes, UwU I UwU do ^w^ pwotest +:33 That UwU I uWu have :33 wept :3 a :3 hundwed sevewaw times. +OwO SIWVIA. ÚwÚ Bewike ^.^ she ^w^ thinks :3 that >_< Pwoteus hath fowsook her. +uWu JUWIA. UwU I think ^.^ she :3 doth, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's her cause of ;;w;; sowwow. +OwO SIWVIA. Is ^.^ she nyot passing uWu faiw? +uWu JUWIA. :33 She hath :33 been ^w^ faiwew, UwU madam, than ^.^ she >w< is. +x3 When ^.^ she uWu did think x3 my >_< mastew :3 wov'd her weww, +>_> She, uWu in x3 my ^.^ judgment, UwU was >_< as >w< faiw >_< as uWu you; +OwO But xDD since ^.^ she uWu did >_> nyegwect her >w< wooking-gwass +xDD And OwO thwew her sun-expewwing OwO mask away, +uWu The ^w^ aiw hath ^-^ stawv'd x3 the >_< woses uWu in her >_> cheeks +xDD And ;;w;; pinch'd x3 the UwU wiwy-tinctuwe of her >w< face, +:33 That nyow ^.^ she >_> is :33 become >_< as black >_< as ^.^ I. +OwO SIWVIA. How ;;w;; taww UwU was >_< she? +uWu JUWIA. About x3 my :3 statuwe; fow uWu at xDD Pentecost, +x3 When aww UwU ouw xDD pageants of delight :3 wewe ^.^ pway'd, +Our :33 youth ^w^ got ;;w;; me to :33 pway x3 the xDD woman's >_> pawt, +xDD And UwU I UwU was trimm'd uWu in >w< Madam ^.^ Juwia's x3 gown; +>_< Which OwO sewved ;;w;; me >_< as >w< fit, ^.^ by aww men's xDD judgments, +;;w;; As >_> if x3 the ^.^ gawment xDD had :33 been UwU made fow OwO me; +Therefore UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she >_> is about x3 my >w< height. +xDD And uWu at :3 that time UwU I UwU made her xDD weep :3 a UwU good, +For UwU I uWu did :33 pway :3 a lamentable part. +uWu Madam, uWu 'twas Ariadne passionying +For ;;w;; Theseus' ^w^ pewjuwy ÚwÚ and :33 unjust OwO fwight; +>_< Which UwU I UwU so lively OwO acted with x3 my tears +:33 That x3 my poor ^-^ mistwess, ^-^ muvd thewewithaw, +^-^ Wept ^-^ bittewwy; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might be >_< dead +;;w;; If UwU I uWu in xDD thought UwU fewt nyot her xDD vewy ;;w;; sowwow. +OwO SIWVIA. :33 She >_> is beholding to ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe >_< youth. +ÚwÚ Awas, poor UwU wady, desolate ÚwÚ and :33 weft! +UwU I xDD weep myself, to think ;;w;; upon >w< thy ÚwÚ wowds. +Here, youth, there >_> is x3 my purse; UwU I UwU give uWu thee ÚwÚ this +For >w< thy x3 sweet >_< mistwess' ^w^ sake, uWu because xDD thou >_> wov'st her. +uWu Faweweww. uWu Exit >w< SIWVIA with OwO ATTENDANTS +uWu JUWIA. xDD And ^.^ she UwU shaww >_> thank xDD you x3 fow't, >_> if ;;w;; e'ew xDD you ^.^ knyow her. +^-^ A virtuous gentwewoman, >_< miwd ÚwÚ and :3 beautifuw! +UwU I UwU hope x3 my xDD mastew's >_> suit xDD wiww be >_> but >_< cowd, +Since ^.^ she UwU wespects x3 my >_< mistwess' wuv UwU so :33 much. +ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how wuv ^.^ can xDD twifwe with itself! +:3 Hewe >_> is her ;;w;; pictuwe; wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. UwU I >_< think, +;;w;; If UwU I xDD had xDD such :3 a >w< tiwe, ÚwÚ this OwO face of >_< minye +^.^ Wewe full >_< as lovely >_< as >_> is ÚwÚ this of ;;w;; hews; +xDD And yet x3 the paintew flatter'd her :3 a UwU wittwe, +OwO Unwess UwU I flatter with mysewf ^w^ too :33 much. +:3 Hew >_< haiw >_> is auburn, >_< minye >_> is :3 pewfect yellow; +;;w;; If :3 that be aww x3 the ^.^ diffewence uWu in :33 his xDD wuv, +I'll get ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a cowouw'd pewiwig. +:3 Hew eyes OwO awe ^w^ gwey >_< as gwass, ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO awe minye; +Ay, >_> but her fowehead's low, ÚwÚ and mine's >_< as xDD high. +>_> What >_> shouwd >w< it be :3 that ^.^ he UwU wespects uWu in her +OwO But UwU I ^.^ can >_< make :33 wespective uWu in myself, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this fond Wuv :3 wewe nyot :3 a :33 bwinded ^-^ god? +^.^ Come, xDD shadow, come, ÚwÚ and OwO take ÚwÚ this :3 shadow up, +For UwU 'tis >w< thy :3 wivaw. x3 O xDD thou senseless ÚwÚ fowm, +^.^ Thou shalt be xDD wowshipp'd, uWu kiss'd, ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and OwO adow'd! +xDD And :3 wewe there sense uWu in :33 his idowatwy +OwO My ÚwÚ substance >_> shouwd be statue uWu in >w< thy stead. +I'll use uWu thee ^-^ kindwy fow >w< thy >_< mistwess' ^w^ sake, +:33 That ;;w;; us'd ;;w;; me so; ow else, ^.^ by Juv UwU I ^w^ vow, +UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have UwU scwatch'd x3 out x3 youw unseeing ^w^ eyes, +;;w;; To >_< make x3 my >_< mastew x3 out of wuv with thee. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +Milan. ^-^ An >_> abbey + +Entew >_< EGWAMOUW + +EGWAMOUW. uWu The sun ÚwÚ begins to gild x3 the xDD westewn :3 sky, +xDD And nyow >w< it >_> is about x3 the xDD vewy >_> houw +:33 That >_> Siwvia uWu at uWu Fwiaw x3 Patwick's cell >_> shouwd :3 meet x3 me. +:33 She xDD wiww nyot fail, fow ^w^ wuvws bweak nyot >_> houws +OwO Unwess >w< it be to come >w< befowe uWu theiw time, +^w^ So much ;;w;; they ^w^ spuw uWu theiw UwU expedition. + +Entew >w< SIWVIA + +xDD See :3 whewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. Lady, :3 a ^w^ happy uWu evenying! +OwO SIWVIA. >_> Amen, >_< amen! Go ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ good Eglamour, +UwU Out uWu at x3 the postewn ^.^ by x3 the >_> abbey waww; +UwU I feaw UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ attended ^.^ by x3 some ÚwÚ spies. +EGWAMOUW. Fear not. uWu The >_< fowest >_> is nyot >w< thwee x3 weagues :33 off; +;;w;; If ^.^ we OwO wecuvw :3 that, ^.^ we OwO awe >_< suwe enyough. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +Milan. uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace + +Entew xDD THUWIO, ÚwÚ PWOTEUS, ÚwÚ and x3 JUWIA >_< as x3 SEBASTIAN + +THURIO. Sir Pwoteus, >_> what ;;w;; says >_> Siwvia to x3 my suit? +PROTEUS. >_< O, ^w^ siw, UwU I find her milder than ^.^ she OwO was; +xDD And yet ^.^ she UwU takes ÚwÚ exceptions uWu at x3 youw person. +THURIO. What, :3 that x3 my >_< weg >_> is ^w^ too long? +PROTEUS. No; :3 that >w< it >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ wittwe. +THURIO. I'll ^-^ weaw :3 a ^w^ boot to >_< make >w< it >_< somewhat woundew. +uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] OwO But wuv xDD wiww nyot be uWu spuww'd to >_> what >w< it :3 woathes. +THURIO. >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ she to x3 my ^.^ face? +PROTEUS. :33 She ;;w;; says >w< it >_> is :3 a >w< faiw onye. +THURIO. Nyay, >w< then, x3 the >_< wanton >w< wies; x3 my OwO face >_> is black. +PROTEUS. OwO But uWu peawws OwO awe fair; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; owd :3 saying ^w^ is: +;;w;; Bwack ;;w;; men OwO awe uWu peawws uWu in beauteous ;;w;; wadies' :3 eyes. +uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] 'Tis ^-^ twue, xDD such uWu peawws >_< as put x3 out ;;w;; wadies' eyes; +For UwU I xDD had rather >_> wink than wook on OwO them. +THURIO. How likes ^.^ she x3 my ^.^ discouwse? +PROTEUS. x3 Iww, when xDD you tawk of waw. +THURIO. OwO But weww when UwU I uWu discouwse of wuv ÚwÚ and peace? +uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] OwO But better, :33 indeed, when xDD you howd x3 youw peace. +THURIO. >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ she to x3 my vawouw? +PROTEUS. >_< O, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she x3 makes nyo doubt of x3 that. +uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] :33 She >_< nyeeds >_> nyot, when ^.^ she xDD knyows >w< it >_> cowawdice. +THURIO. >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ she to x3 my >_< biwth? +PROTEUS. :33 That xDD you OwO awe weww xDD dewiv'd. +uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] ^w^ Twue; from :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman to :3 a xDD foow. +THURIO. OwO Considews ^.^ she x3 my ;;w;; possessions? +PROTEUS. >_< O, ^-^ ay; ÚwÚ and >_> pities OwO them. +THURIO. Whewefowe? +uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] :33 That xDD such >w< an >w< ass >_> shouwd >_> owe OwO them. +PROTEUS. :33 That ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 out ^.^ by wease. +uWu JUWIA. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the uWu Duke. + +Entew ÚwÚ DUKE + +x3 DUKE. How now, Sir Pwoteus! >w< how now, Thuwio! +>_< Which of xDD you saw Sir UwU Egwamouw of uWu wate? +THURIO. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. +PROTEUS. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Saw xDD you x3 my daughter? +PROTEUS. Nyeithew. +x3 DUKE. Why >w< then, +>_> She's ^w^ fwed >w< unto :3 that peasant >_> Vawentinye; +xDD And UwU Egwamouw >_> is uWu in her UwU company. +'Tis true; fow uWu Fwiaw >_< Wawwence >w< met them both +;;w;; As ^.^ he uWu in >_< penyance uWu wandew'd ^w^ thwough x3 the ÚwÚ fowest; +xDD Him ^.^ he UwU knyew weww, ÚwÚ and >_> guess'd :3 that >w< it UwU was uWu she, +But, ^.^ being mask'd, ^.^ he UwU was nyot >_< suwe of uWu it; +:33 Besides, ^.^ she uWu did intend >_> confession +At x3 Patwick's cell ÚwÚ this >_< even; ÚwÚ and there ^.^ she UwU was not. +;;w;; These wikewihoods :33 confiwm her :33 fwight from OwO hence; +>_< Thewefowe, UwU I pray UwU you, stand nyot to discouwse, +OwO But ^-^ mount xDD you pwesentwy, ÚwÚ and :3 meet with ;;w;; me +>_> Upon x3 the ;;w;; wising of x3 the OwO mountain :33 foot +:33 That weads toward uWu Mantua, :33 whithew ;;w;; they OwO awe OwO fwed. +ÚwÚ Dispatch, x3 sweet xDD gentwemen, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. uWu Exit +THURIO. Why, ÚwÚ this >w< it >_> is to be :3 a >_> peevish girl +:33 That fwies her :3 fowtunye when >w< it xDD fowwows her. +I'll after, ^.^ mowe to be ^w^ weveng'd on UwU Egwamouw +Than fow x3 the wuv of reckless Siwvia. uWu Exit +PROTEUS. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww follow, ^.^ mowe fow >_> Siwvia's wuv +Than ^-^ hate of Eglamour, :3 that xDD goes with her. uWu Exit +uWu JUWIA. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww follow, ^.^ mowe to OwO cwoss :3 that wuv +Than ^-^ hate fow x3 Siwvia, :3 that >_> is >_> gonye fow love. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +uWu The fwontiews of Mantua. uWu The >_< fowest + +Entew OUTWAWS with SIWVA + +uWu FIWST OUTWAW. ^.^ Come, x3 come. +^w^ Be UwU patient; ^.^ we ^w^ must ;;w;; bwing xDD you to UwU ouw :33 captain. +OwO SIWVIA. ^-^ A thousand ^.^ mowe :33 mischances than ÚwÚ this one +:3 Have weawn'd ;;w;; me >w< how to >w< bwook ÚwÚ this :33 patientwy. +^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing her xDD away. +uWu FIWST OUTWAW. Whewe >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that UwU was with OwO hew? +^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. uWu Being nimble-footed, ^.^ he hath xDD outwun us, +OwO But :33 Moyses ÚwÚ and ^.^ Vawewius ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. +Go xDD thou with her to x3 the xDD west >w< end of x3 the ^w^ wood; +>_> Thewe >_> is UwU ouw captain; we'll ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him ^w^ that's OwO fwed. +uWu The >w< thicket >_> is ^w^ beset; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot uWu 'scape. +uWu FIWST OUTWAW. ^.^ Come, UwU I ^w^ must ;;w;; bwing xDD you to UwU ouw captain's ^-^ cave; +Fear x3 nyot; ^.^ he bears >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe UwU mind, +xDD And xDD wiww nyot use :3 a OwO woman wawwesswy. +OwO SIWVIA. x3 O Valentine, ÚwÚ this UwU I OwO enduwe fow uWu thee! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest + +Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE + +VALENTINE. How use xDD doth breed :3 a OwO habit uWu in :3 a ;;w;; man! +This shadowy :3 desewt, xDD unfwequented ;;w;; woods, +UwU I xDD bettew >w< bwook than fwouwishing ^.^ peopwed >_> towns. +:3 Hewe ^.^ can UwU I sit ^-^ awonye, unseen of uWu any, +xDD And to x3 the nyightingawe's compwainying >_> nyotes +^.^ Tunye x3 my OwO distwesses ÚwÚ and xDD wecowd x3 my ^w^ woes. +x3 O xDD thou :3 that dost ;;w;; inhabit uWu in x3 my UwU bweast, +Weave nyot x3 the >_< mansion UwU so ^-^ wong >_> tenyantwess, +Lest, >_< gwowing wuinyous, x3 the xDD buiwding faww +xDD And OwO weave nyo ^w^ memowy of >_> what >w< it :33 was! +>w< Wepaiw ;;w;; me with >w< thy >_> pwesence, Silvia: +^.^ Thou ^-^ gentwe nymph, :3 chewish >w< thy ^.^ fowwown ^w^ swain. +>_> What halloing ÚwÚ and >_> what stir >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< to-day? +;;w;; These OwO awe x3 my >w< mates, :3 that >_< make uWu theiw wills uWu theiw waw, +:3 Have x3 some xDD unhappy passengew uWu in ^w^ chase. +^-^ They wuv ;;w;; me well; yet UwU I uWu have much to UwU do +;;w;; To >_< keep them from UwU unciviw outrages. +Withdraw ÚwÚ thee, x3 Vawentinye. Who's ÚwÚ this x3 comes hewe? +ÚwÚ [Steps aside] + +Entew ÚwÚ PWOTEUS, SILVIA, ÚwÚ and x3 JUWIA >_< as UwU Sebastian + +PROTEUS. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ this OwO sewvice UwU I uWu have donye fow UwU you, +;;w;; Though xDD you wespect nyot ^.^ aught x3 youw xDD sewvant :3 doth, +;;w;; To >_< hazawd :3 wife, ÚwÚ and OwO wescue xDD you from ^.^ him +:33 That ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; fowc'd x3 youw honour ÚwÚ and x3 youw love. +Vouchsafe uWu me, fow x3 my ÚwÚ meed, >_> but one >w< faiw wook; +^-^ A smaller >w< boon than ÚwÚ this UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD beg, +xDD And less than uWu this, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, xDD you ;;w;; cannyot give. +VALENTINE. :3 [Aside] How ^.^ wike :3 a dweam >_> is ÚwÚ this UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ and hear! +Wuv, xDD wend ;;w;; me uWu patience to ÚwÚ fowbeaw OwO awhiwe. +OwO SIWVIA. x3 O :33 misewabwe, xDD unhappy :3 that UwU I am! +PROTEUS. Unhappy :3 wewe UwU you, UwU madam, ere UwU I >_> came; +OwO But ^.^ by x3 my xDD coming UwU I uWu have UwU made xDD you ^-^ happy. +OwO SIWVIA. ^-^ By >w< thy appwoach xDD thou xDD mak'st ;;w;; me UwU most >w< unhappy. +uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] xDD And uWu me, when ^.^ he >_< appwoacheth to x3 youw pwesence. +OwO SIWVIA. xDD Had UwU I :33 been >w< seized ^.^ by :3 a hungwy wion, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO bweakfast to x3 the beast +Rather than uWu have UwU fawse >_< Pwoteus OwO wescue x3 me. +>_< O, heaven be OwO judge >w< how UwU I wuv Valentine, +>_< Whose ^w^ wife's >_< as xDD tendew to ;;w;; me >_< as x3 my souw! +xDD And full >_< as ÚwÚ much, fow ^.^ mowe there ;;w;; cannyot be, +UwU I UwU do >w< detest :3 fawse, >w< pewjuw'd Proteus. +Therefore be xDD gonye; sowicit ;;w;; me nyo more. +PROTEUS. >_> What uWu dangewous xDD action, :33 stood >w< it :3 nyext to UwU death, +Wouwd UwU I nyot ^w^ undewgo fow one ÚwÚ cawm wook? +>_< O, UwU 'tis x3 the UwU cuwse uWu in xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and still OwO appwov'd, +x3 When x3 women ;;w;; cannyot wuv :3 whewe :33 they'we uWu bewov'd! +OwO SIWVIA. x3 When >_< Pwoteus ;;w;; cannyot wuv :3 whewe uWu he's uWu bewov'd! +xDD Wead uvw ^.^ Juwia's uWu heawt, >w< thy xDD fiwst best xDD wuv, +For x3 whose uWu deaw ÚwÚ sake xDD thou :33 didst xDD then rend >w< thy :33 faith +^.^ Into :3 a thousand :3 oaths; ÚwÚ and aww UwU those >w< oaths +x3 Descended x3 into >_< pewjuwy, to wuv x3 me. +^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo :33 faith left now, ^w^ unwess ÚwÚ thou'dst >_> two, +xDD And ^w^ that's uWu faw xDD wowse than x3 nyonye; xDD bettew uWu have >_< nyonye +Than ^w^ pwuwaw ^w^ faith, which >_> is ^w^ too much ^.^ by onye. +^.^ Thou OwO countewfeit to >w< thy true >_> fwiend! +PROTEUS. ^w^ In xDD wuv, +Who UwU wespects >w< fwiend? +OwO SIWVIA. All ;;w;; men >_> but Proteus. +PROTEUS. Nyay, >_> if x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^w^ spiwit of >w< moving wowds +UwU Can nyo uWu way change xDD you to :3 a milder ÚwÚ fowm, +I'll ^.^ woo xDD you ^.^ wike :3 a sowdiew, uWu at awms' ^w^ end, +xDD And wuv xDD you uWu 'gainst x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of ;;w;; wuv- force uWu ye. +OwO SIWVIA. x3 O :3 heaven! +PROTEUS. I'll force uWu thee yield to x3 my desiwe. +VALENTINE. Ruffian! wet OwO go :3 that wude UwU unciviw >w< touch; +^.^ Thou :33 fwiend of >w< an :33 iww x3 fashion! +PROTEUS. ^.^ Vawentinye! +VALENTINE. ^.^ Thou ^w^ common fwiend, ^w^ that's ^-^ without :33 faith ow ;;w;; wuv- +For xDD such >_> is :3 a :33 fwiend >_< nyow; treacherous ^w^ man, +^.^ Thou x3 hast beguiw'd x3 my uWu hopes; >_< nyought >_> but >_< minye ^w^ eye +Could uWu have >w< pewsuaded x3 me. Now UwU I dawe nyot >_> say +UwU I uWu have one :33 fwiend ^-^ awive: xDD thou wouldst dispwuv x3 me. +Who >_> shouwd be ;;w;; twusted, when one's UwU own >w< wight uWu hand +Is >w< pewjuwed to x3 the ^w^ bosom? Pwoteus, +UwU I ^w^ am sowwy UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyevew :33 twust uWu thee >_> mowe, +OwO But ;;w;; count x3 the wowwd :3 a stwangew fow >w< thy sake. +uWu The >_> pwivate ;;w;; wound >_> is OwO deepest. x3 O time UwU most ^.^ accuwst! +:3 'Mongst aww ^-^ foes :3 that :3 a :33 fwiend >_> shouwd be x3 the x3 wowst! +PROTEUS. OwO My ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and guilt ;;w;; confounds x3 me. +>_< Fowgive uWu me, >_> Vawentinye; >_> if x3 heawty sorrow +^w^ Be :3 a sufficient wansom fow ^-^ offence, +UwU I xDD tendew 't ^.^ hewe; UwU I UwU do >_< as :33 twuwy suffew +;;w;; As ;;w;; e'ew UwU I uWu did ;;w;; commit. +VALENTINE. UwU Then UwU I ^w^ am paid; +xDD And >_> once again UwU I UwU do receive uWu thee honest. +Who ^.^ by OwO wepentance >_> is nyot ^-^ satisfied +Is nor of heaven nor earth, fow these OwO awe OwO pweas'd; +^-^ By penitence x3 th' ^-^ Etewnyaw's >_< wwath's ^-^ appeas'd. +^.^ And, :3 that x3 my wuv OwO may appeaw uWu pwain ÚwÚ and >w< fwee, +All :3 that UwU was >_< minye uWu in >_> Siwvia UwU I UwU give thee. +uWu JUWIA. x3 O ;;w;; me ^w^ unhappy! :33 [Swoons] +PROTEUS. Wook to x3 the uWu boy. +VALENTINE. Why, ^.^ boy! >w< why, :3 wag! >w< how >_< nyow! +x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? Wook xDD up; >_< speak. +uWu JUWIA. x3 O ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, x3 my >_< mastew :3 chawg'd ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ dewivew :3 a OwO wing to >w< Madam +x3 Siwvia, ^w^ which, x3 out of x3 my >_< nyegwect, UwU was >_< nyevew ^-^ donye. +PROTEUS. Whewe >_> is :3 that *hugs tightly* wing, boy? +uWu JUWIA. :3 Hewe ÚwÚ 'tis; ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 it. +PROTEUS. OwO How! wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the OwO wing UwU I uWu gave to Juwia. +uWu JUWIA. >_< O, cwy xDD you mercy, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have uWu mistook; +This >_> is x3 the OwO wing xDD you sent to Siwvia. +PROTEUS. OwO But >w< how xDD cam'st xDD thou ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ring? +At x3 my ÚwÚ depawt UwU I uWu gave ÚwÚ this >w< unto Juwia. +uWu JUWIA. xDD And xDD Juwia herself uWu did UwU give >w< it OwO me; +xDD And xDD Juwia herself uWu have ^.^ bwought >w< it hithew. +PROTEUS. OwO How! :3 Juwia! +uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ Behowd her :3 that uWu gave aim to aww >w< thy oaths, +xDD And entertain'd x3 'em deepwy uWu in her ;;w;; heawt. +How ;;w;; oft x3 hast xDD thou with ^w^ pewjuwy uWu cweft x3 the OwO woot! +x3 O Pwoteus, wet ÚwÚ this OwO habit >_< make uWu thee OwO bwush! +^w^ Be xDD thou >w< asham'd :3 that UwU I uWu have >_> took ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me +>w< Such >w< an xDD immodest raiment- >_> if ^-^ shame ^w^ wive +^w^ In :3 a xDD disguise of love. +^.^ It >_> is x3 the wessew ^.^ bwot, ÚwÚ modesty >_> finds, +UwU Women to change uWu theiw >w< shapes than ;;w;; men uWu theiw UwU minds. +PROTEUS. Than ;;w;; men uWu theiw ^w^ minds! UwU 'tis true. x3 O ^.^ heaven, :3 wewe x3 man +OwO But constant, ^.^ he :3 wewe xDD pewfect! :33 That one ewwow +x3 Fiwws ^.^ him with fauwts; x3 makes ^.^ him >w< wun ^w^ thwough aww x3 th' :3 sins: +^w^ Inconstancy ^w^ fawws x3 off ere >w< it UwU begins. +>_> What >_> is uWu in >_> Siwvia's OwO face >_> but UwU I OwO may ^w^ spy +uWu Mowe >w< fwesh uWu in ^.^ Juwia's with :3 a ^w^ constant ÚwÚ eye? +VALENTINE. ^.^ Come, come, :3 a uWu hand from either. +Let ;;w;; me be bwest to >_< make ÚwÚ this ^w^ happy close; +uWu 'Twewe pity >w< two xDD such ^w^ fwiends >_> shouwd be ^-^ wong foes. +PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ witnyess, ^.^ heaven, UwU I uWu have x3 my ÚwÚ wish fow ever. +uWu JUWIA. xDD And UwU I ^w^ minye. + +Entew OUTLAWS, with ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and THUWIO + +OUTWAW. ^-^ A :33 pwize, :3 a :33 pwize, :3 a prize! +VALENTINE. Forbear, fowbeaw, UwU I say; >w< it >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the uWu Duke. +uWu Youw Gwace >_> is wewcome to :3 a x3 man uWu disgwac'd, +uWu Banyished x3 Vawentinye. +x3 DUKE. Sir ^.^ Vawentinye! +THURIO. Yondew >_> is xDD Siwvia; ÚwÚ and >_> Siwvia's ^w^ minye. +VALENTINE. Thurio, UwU give back, ow >_> ewse >_< embwace >w< thy ÚwÚ death; +:3 Come nyot within x3 the UwU measuwe of x3 my wwath; +Do nyot xDD nyame >_> Siwvia thine; >_> if >_> once OwO again, +Vewonya UwU shaww nyot howd thee. :3 Hewe ^.^ she >w< stands +^.^ Take >_> but >w< possession of her with :3 a OwO touch- +UwU I dawe uWu thee >_> but to ;;w;; bweathe ;;w;; upon x3 my love. +THURIO. Sir Valentine, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow hew, x3 I; +UwU I howd ^.^ him >_> but :3 a >w< foow :3 that xDD wiww x3 endangew +ÚwÚ His >w< body fow :3 a girl :3 that loves ^.^ him not. +UwU I >_< cwaim her >_> nyot, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ thinye. +x3 DUKE. uWu The ^.^ mowe degenerate ÚwÚ and UwU base awt xDD thou +;;w;; To >_< make xDD such means fow her >_< as xDD thou x3 hast donye +xDD And OwO weave her on xDD such :3 swight conditions. +>_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the honour of x3 my ancestry, +UwU I UwU do appwaud >w< thy ^-^ spiwit, Valentine, +xDD And think uWu thee ÚwÚ wowthy of >w< an >_< empwess' love. +xDD Knyow >w< then, UwU I OwO hewe x3 fowget aww xDD fowmew ^.^ gwiefs, +Cancew aww :3 gwudge, repeal uWu thee ^.^ home OwO again, +;;w;; Pwead :3 a x3 nyew >w< state uWu in >w< thy unwivaww'd uWu mewit, +;;w;; To which UwU I OwO thus OwO subscwibe: Sir Valentine, +^.^ Thou awt :3 a gentweman, ÚwÚ and weww dewiv'd; +^.^ Take xDD thou >w< thy x3 Siwvia, fow xDD thou x3 hast OwO desewv'd her. +VALENTINE. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw Grace; x3 the ^w^ gift hath UwU made ;;w;; me ^-^ happy. +UwU I nyow :33 beseech UwU you, fow x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's ^w^ sake, +;;w;; To gwant one >w< boon :3 that UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ ask of OwO you. +x3 DUKE. UwU I gwant >w< it fow ^.^ thinye OwO own, whate'er >w< it >w< be. +VALENTINE. ;;w;; These banyish'd men, :3 that UwU I uWu have :33 kept withaw, +^w^ Awe ;;w;; men endu'd with ÚwÚ wowthy x3 quawities; +>_< Fowgive them >_> what ;;w;; they uWu have >_> committed UwU hewe, +xDD And wet them be ÚwÚ wecaww'd from uWu theiw exile: +^-^ They OwO awe ^.^ wefowmed, x3 civiw, full of UwU good, +xDD And ;;w;; fit fow great employment, ÚwÚ wowthy OwO wowd. +x3 DUKE. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^-^ pwevaiw'd; UwU I UwU pawdon ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee; +Dispose of them >_< as xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st uWu theiw desewts. +^.^ Come, wet >_> us go; ^.^ we xDD wiww ^w^ incwude aww ^w^ jaws +With twiumphs, :33 miwth, ÚwÚ and OwO wawe solemnity. +VALENTINE. ^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ we UwU wawk along, UwU I dawe be bold +With UwU ouw uWu discouwse to >_< make x3 youw Gwace to smile. +>_> What think xDD you of ÚwÚ this page, x3 my xDD wowd? +x3 DUKE. UwU I think x3 the ;;w;; boy hath xDD gwace uWu in him; ^.^ he blushes. +VALENTINE. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, x3 my wowd- ^.^ mowe xDD gwace than uWu boy. +x3 DUKE. >_> What >_> mean xDD you ^.^ by :3 that xDD saying? +VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, I'll tell xDD you >_< as ^.^ we pass along, +:33 That xDD you xDD wiww wonder >_> what hath >_> fowtunyed. +^.^ Come, Pwoteus, UwU 'tis x3 youw >_< penyance >_> but to hear +uWu The ^-^ stowy of x3 youw loves discovered. +:33 That :33 donye, UwU ouw day of ^.^ mawwiage UwU shaww be OwO youws; +x3 Onye OwO feast, one house, one ^-^ mutuaw happiness! Exeunt + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +;;w;; 1611 + +^-^ THE WINTER'S TALE + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae + +LEONTES, ^w^ King of Sicilia +^w^ MAMIWWIUS, :33 his x3 son, x3 the xDD young Prince of Sicilia +>_> CAMIWWO, ;;w;; wowd of Sicilia +>w< ANTIGONyUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " +CWEOMENyES, :33 " :33 " :33 " +DION, :33 " :33 " :33 " +ÚwÚ POWIXENyES, ^w^ King of >_> Bohemia +^-^ FWOWIZEW, :33 his x3 son, Prince of >_> Bohemia +xDD AWCHIDAMUS, :3 a ;;w;; wowd of >_> Bohemia +OLD x3 SHEPHEWD, weputed >w< fathew of Pewdita +CLOWN, :33 his >_< son +AUTOLYCUS, :3 a ;;w;; wogue +^-^ A xDD MAWINyEW +^-^ A GAOLER +TIME, >_< as UwU Chowus + +HERMIONE, xDD Queen to :3 Weontes +;;w;; PEWDITA, daughter to :3 Weontes ÚwÚ and ^-^ Hewmionye +>w< PAUWINyA, >w< wife to Antigonus +EMIWIA, :3 a uWu wady :33 attending on x3 the xDD Queen +:33 MOPSA, ;;w;; shephewdess +DOWCAS, :33 " + +;;w;; Othew ;;w;; Wowds, ÚwÚ Gentwemen, Ladies, ^-^ Officews, ÚwÚ Sewvants, x3 Shephewds, +Shepherdesses + +SCENE: +Sicilia ÚwÚ and >_> Bohemia + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>_< Siciwia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES + +Entew ;;w;; CAMIWWO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWCHIDAMUS + +AWCHIDAMUS. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww chance, Camillo, to x3 visit ;;w;; Bohemia, on x3 the +^.^ wike ;;w;; occasion wheweon x3 my >_< sewvices OwO awe nyow on xDD foot, xDD you UwU shaww see, +>_< as UwU I uWu have said, great ^.^ diffewence betwixt UwU ouw >_> Bohemia ÚwÚ and x3 youw +>_< Siciwia. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I think ÚwÚ this xDD coming ^-^ summew x3 the ^w^ King of Sicilia means to +x3 pay >_> Bohemia x3 the xDD visitation which ^.^ he >_< justwy >_> owes ^.^ him. +AWCHIDAMUS. ^-^ Whewein UwU ouw entewtainment UwU shaww ^-^ shame >_> us ^.^ we xDD wiww be +:3 justified uWu in UwU ouw loves; fow uWu indeed- +uWu CAMIWWO. Beseech :3 you- +AWCHIDAMUS. >w< Vewiwy, UwU I speak >w< it uWu in x3 the OwO fweedom of x3 my knyowwedge: ^.^ we +;;w;; cannyot with xDD such magnificence, uWu in UwU so x3 wawe- UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to +:3 say. We xDD wiww UwU give xDD you UwU sweepy dwinks, :3 that x3 youw ^-^ senses, +^w^ unyintewwigent of UwU ouw ^.^ insufficience, may, ^w^ though ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot +praise us, >_< as xDD wittwe ;;w;; accuse >_> us. +uWu CAMIWWO. >_> You x3 pay :3 a great deal ^w^ too uWu deaw fow UwU what's UwU given x3 fweewy. +AWCHIDAMUS. :3 Bewieve uWu me, UwU I speak >_< as x3 my undewstanding >_< instwucts ;;w;; me +ÚwÚ and >_< as >_< minye honesty puts >w< it to x3 uttewance. +uWu CAMIWWO. Sicilia ;;w;; cannyot x3 show >_< himsewf uvwkind to OwO Bohemia. ^-^ They :3 wewe +;;w;; twain'd togethew uWu in uWu theiw OwO chiwdhoods; ÚwÚ and there rooted betwixt +them xDD then xDD such >w< an :3 affection which ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but branch now. +Since uWu theiw ^.^ mowe uWu matuwe >_> dignyities ÚwÚ and royal ^w^ nyecessities UwU made +uWu sepawation of uWu theiw uWu society, uWu theiw UwU encountews, ^w^ though nyot +pewsonyaw, uWu have :33 been ÚwÚ woyawwy :33 attownyeyed with >_< intewchange of ;;w;; gifts, +letters, >w< woving >w< embassies; :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have ^w^ seem'd to be together, +^w^ though ^-^ absent; >_> shook ^.^ hands, >_< as uvw :3 a vast; ÚwÚ and x3 embwac'd >_< as >w< it +:3 wewe from x3 the uWu ends of >_< opposed ÚwÚ winds. uWu The heavens >w< continyue uWu theiw +wuvs! +AWCHIDAMUS. UwU I think there >_> is nyot uWu in x3 the wowwd xDD eithew malice ow +;;w;; mattew to x3 awtew :3 it. >_> You uWu have >w< an unspeakabwe uWu comfowt of x3 youw xDD young +Prince x3 Mamiwwius; >w< it >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest promise :3 that +OwO evew ^-^ came x3 into x3 my note. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I xDD vewy weww agree with xDD you uWu in x3 the hopes of ^.^ him. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a +OwO gawwant child; one :3 that ÚwÚ indeed :33 physics x3 the uWu subject, x3 makes ;;w;; owd +heawts uWu fwesh; ;;w;; they :3 that OwO went on ^.^ cwutches ere ^.^ he UwU was bown ^.^ desiwe +yet uWu theiw >w< wife to >_> see ^.^ him :3 a man. +AWCHIDAMUS. Wouwd ;;w;; they >_> ewse be :3 content to die? +uWu CAMIWWO. Yes; >_> if there :3 wewe nyo othew UwU excuse >w< why ;;w;; they >_> shouwd ^.^ desiwe +to wive. +AWCHIDAMUS. ;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ King xDD had nyo x3 son, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe to ^w^ wive on +^.^ cwutches >w< tiww ^.^ he xDD had onye. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +>_< Siciwia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES + +Entew LEONTES, ÚwÚ POWIXENyES, HERMIONE, ^w^ MAMIWWIUS, >_> CAMIWWO, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +POWIXENyES. Nine :33 changes of x3 the ^.^ wat'wy :33 staw hath :33 been +uWu The shepherd's ^-^ nyote xDD since ^.^ we uWu have left UwU ouw >_< thwonye +Without :3 a buwden. ^-^ Time >_< as ^-^ wong again +Wouwd be :3 fiww'd up, x3 my brother, with UwU ouw ^w^ thanks; +xDD And yet ^.^ we >_> shouwd fow ;;w;; pewpetuity +Go >w< hence uWu in debt. xDD And OwO thewefowe, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ ciphew, +ÚwÚ Yet >_< standing uWu in rich pwace, UwU I ^w^ muwtipwy +With one ÚwÚ 'We >_> thank xDD you' UwU many thousands ^-^ moe +:33 That OwO go >w< befowe :3 it. +x3 WEONTES. OwO Stay x3 youw thanks :3 a while, +xDD And x3 pay them when xDD you part. +POWIXENyES. UwU Siw, ^w^ that's ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +UwU I ^w^ am question'd ^.^ by x3 my OwO feaws of >_> what OwO may chance +:33 Ow breed ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >_> absence, :3 that OwO may ^w^ bwow +No snyeaping >_< winds uWu at ^.^ home, to >_< make >_> us >_> say +'This >_> is put fowth ^w^ too truly.' :33 Besides, UwU I uWu have OwO stay'd +;;w;; To tire x3 youw x3 woyawty. +x3 WEONTES. We OwO awe tougher, brother, +Than xDD you ^.^ can put >_> us to't. +POWIXENyES. No longer >_< stay. +x3 WEONTES. x3 Onye sev'nyight wongew. +POWIXENyES. Very sooth, ÚwÚ to-mowwow. +x3 WEONTES. ^-^ We'ww ÚwÚ pawt x3 the time ^.^ between's :33 then; ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that +I'll nyo :33 gainsaying. +POWIXENyES. Pwess ;;w;; me >_> nyot, :33 beseech UwU you, :3 so. +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo >_> tongue :3 that ^.^ muvs, nyonye, >_< nyonye :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, +^w^ So >w< soon >_< as >_> youws couwd x3 win x3 me. ^w^ So >w< it >_> shouwd now, +^.^ Wewe there ;;w;; nyecessity uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ wequest, awthough +uWu 'Twewe needful UwU I >w< denyied :3 it. OwO My affairs +Do even drag ;;w;; me homeward; which to ^w^ hindew +^.^ Wewe uWu in x3 youw wuv :3 a whip to OwO me; x3 my xDD stay +;;w;; To xDD you :3 a :3 chawge ÚwÚ and trouble. ;;w;; To :3 save xDD both, +UwU Faweweww, UwU ouw ^-^ bwothew. +x3 WEONTES. Tongue-tied, UwU ouw Queen? ^w^ Speak OwO you. +>w< HEWMIONyE. UwU I xDD had ^-^ thought, ^w^ siw, to uWu have hewd x3 my uWu peace ÚwÚ untiw +>_> You xDD had drawn >w< oaths from ^.^ him nyot to >_< stay. >_< You, ^w^ siw, +uWu Chawge ^.^ him ^w^ too ^.^ cowdwy. Teww ^.^ him xDD you OwO awe >_< suwe +All uWu in ;;w;; Bohemia's weww- ÚwÚ this >_< satisfaction +uWu The by-gonye day ÚwÚ pwocwaim'd. x3 Say ÚwÚ this to :3 him, +He's xDD beat from :33 his best >_< wawd. +x3 WEONTES. Weww said, Hewmionye. +>w< HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; To tell ^.^ he OwO wongs to >_> see :33 his >_< son :3 wewe strong; +OwO But wet ^.^ him >_> say UwU so >w< then, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him go; +OwO But wet ^.^ him >_< sweaw >_> so, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot >_< stay; +^-^ We'ww thwack ^.^ him >w< hence with >w< distaffs. +:33 [To POLIXENES] ÚwÚ Yet of x3 youw royal x3 pwesence I'll +adventuwe x3 the :3 bowwow of :3 a x3 week. x3 When uWu at >_> Bohemia +>_> You OwO take x3 my uWu wowd, I'll UwU give ^.^ him x3 my OwO commission +;;w;; To wet ^.^ him there :3 a >_> month x3 behind x3 the ;;w;; gest +Pwefix'd for's pawting.- Yet, ÚwÚ good OwO deed, Weontes, +UwU I wuv uWu thee nyot :3 a jaw ^.^ o' x3 th' >w< cwock x3 behind +>_> What uWu wady ^.^ she her xDD wowd.- You'll stay? +POWIXENyES. :3 Nyo, UwU madam. +>w< HEWMIONyE. Nyay, >_> but xDD you xDD wiww? +POWIXENyES. UwU I OwO may >_> nyot, ^-^ vewiwy. +>w< HEWMIONyE. UwU Vewiwy! +>_> You put ;;w;; me x3 off with ^.^ wimbew ^.^ vows; >_> but I, +;;w;; Though xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> seek t' ÚwÚ unsphewe x3 the stars with oaths, +Should yet >_> say ;;w;; 'Siw, nyo ^w^ going.' >w< Vewiwy, +>_> You UwU shaww nyot go; :3 a >_> wady's x3 'vewiwy' >_> is +;;w;; As x3 potent >_< as :3 a wowd's. Will OwO go :33 yet? +>w< Fowce ;;w;; me to >_< keep xDD you >_< as :3 a pwisonyew, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike :3 a guest; UwU so xDD you UwU shaww x3 pay x3 youw >_< fees +x3 When xDD you depart, ÚwÚ and :3 save x3 youw :33 thanks. How >_> say you? +OwO My ÚwÚ pwisonyew ow x3 my OwO guest? ^-^ By x3 youw xDD dwead ^-^ 'vewiwy,' +x3 Onye of them xDD you UwU shaww >w< be. +POWIXENyES. uWu Youw :3 guest, >w< then, :3 madam: +;;w;; To be x3 youw ÚwÚ pwisonyew >_> shouwd impowt ÚwÚ offending; +>_< Which >_> is fow ;;w;; me less ^w^ easy to :3 commit +Than xDD you to uWu punyish. +>w< HEWMIONyE. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 youw gaowew >w< then, +OwO But x3 youw kind. hostess. ^.^ Come, I'll ;;w;; question xDD you +Of x3 my UwU wowd's tricks ÚwÚ and >_> youws when xDD you :3 wewe ;;w;; boys. +>_> You :3 wewe OwO pwetty wowdings >w< then! +POWIXENyES. We uWu wewe, >w< faiw :3 Queen, +Two wads :3 that xDD thought there UwU was nyo ^.^ mowe x3 behind +OwO But xDD such :3 a day to-mowwow >_< as uWu to-day, +xDD And to be ;;w;; boy ^-^ etewnyaw. +>w< HEWMIONyE. Was nyot x3 my ;;w;; wowd +uWu The verier wag ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ two? +POWIXENyES. We :3 wewe >_< as twinn'd lambs :3 that uWu did :3 fwisk :33 i' x3 th' sun +xDD And UwU bweat x3 the one uWu at x3 th' :3 othew. >_> What ^.^ we chang'd +Was innyocence fow ^w^ innyocence; ^.^ we UwU knyew nyot +uWu The OwO doctwinye of ill-doing, nor ^.^ dweam'd +:33 That xDD any ^.^ did. xDD Had ^.^ we >_< puwsu'd :3 that :3 wife, +xDD And UwU ouw xDD weak ;;w;; spiwits ^w^ nye'ew :33 been :3 highew x3 weaw'd +With stronger bwood, ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have x3 answew'd heaven +Bowdwy 'Not ÚwÚ guiwty,' x3 the ÚwÚ imposition xDD cweaw'd +;;w;; Heweditawy >_> ouws. +>w< HEWMIONyE. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^.^ we gathew +>_> You uWu have ÚwÚ twipp'd since. +POWIXENyES. x3 O x3 my UwU most uWu sacwed UwU wady, +:3 Temptations uWu have xDD since xDD then :33 been bown to ÚwÚ 's, fow +^w^ In UwU those xDD unfwedg'd OwO days UwU was x3 my >w< wife :3 a girl; +uWu Youw >_< pwecious self xDD had xDD then nyot cwoss'd x3 the eyes +Of x3 my xDD young playfellow. +>w< HEWMIONyE. Gwace to :33 boot! +Of ÚwÚ this >_< make nyo conclusion, xDD west xDD you >_> say +uWu Youw >_< queen ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe OwO deviws. Yet, OwO go xDD on; +xDD Th' :3 offences ^.^ we uWu have UwU made xDD you UwU do we'll ÚwÚ answew, +;;w;; If xDD you xDD fiwst sinn'd with us, ÚwÚ and :3 that with >_> us +>_> You uWu did >w< continyue ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD you slipp'd nyot +With xDD any >_> but with >_> us. +x3 WEONTES. Is ^.^ he ^.^ won :33 yet? +>w< HEWMIONyE. ^-^ He'ww ;;w;; stay, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 WEONTES. At x3 my request ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd not. +^.^ Hewmionye, x3 my :3 deawest, xDD thou >_< nyevew >_< spok'st +;;w;; To xDD bettew puwpose. +>w< HEWMIONyE. OwO Nyevew? +x3 WEONTES. xDD Nyevew >_> but OwO once. +>w< HEWMIONyE. What! :3 Have UwU I twice uWu said ^.^ weww? x3 When :3 was't ;;w;; befowe? +UwU I :33 pwithee tell OwO me; ^-^ cwam's with >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and OwO make's +;;w;; As :33 fat >_< as >w< tame xDD things. x3 Onye ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed dying tongueless +>w< Swaughtews :3 a thousand uWu waiting ;;w;; upon x3 that. +Our pwaises OwO awe UwU ouw wages; xDD you OwO may ;;w;; wide's +With one soft :3 kiss :3 a thousand ^-^ fuwwongs ere +With ^w^ spuw ^.^ we ^.^ heat >w< an OwO acwe. OwO But to x3 th' xDD goaw: +OwO My >w< wast ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed UwU was to entweat :33 his >_< stay; +>_> What UwU was x3 my uWu fiwst? ^.^ It >_> has >w< an :33 ewdew ^-^ sistew, +:33 Ow UwU I ÚwÚ mistake OwO you. >_< O, ^.^ wouwd her xDD nyame :3 wewe Grace! +OwO But >_> once >w< befowe UwU I ^-^ spoke to x3 th' purpose- ^-^ When? +Nyay, wet ;;w;; me have't; UwU I wong. +x3 WEONTES. Why, :3 that UwU was when +Thwee >w< cwabbed ^w^ months xDD had sour'd x3 themsewves to UwU death, +Ere UwU I couwd >_< make uWu thee open >w< thy ^-^ white uWu hand +xDD And >_< cwap >w< thysewf x3 my love; xDD then :33 didst xDD thou :33 uttew +ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am >_> youws fow evew.' +>w< HEWMIONyE. 'Tis Gwace indeed. +Why, wo xDD you now, UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke to x3 th' OwO puwpose ÚwÚ twice: +uWu The one fow OwO evew xDD eawn'd :3 a royal xDD husband; +xDD Th' othew fow x3 some OwO whiwe :3 a :3 fwiend. +>_> [Giving her uWu hand to POLIXENES] +x3 WEONTES. :3 [Aside] Too >_> hot, ^w^ too :33 hot! +;;w;; To mingwe ÚwÚ fwiendship uWu faw >_> is >w< mingwing ;;w;; bwoods. +UwU I uWu have OwO twemow ^-^ cowdis on OwO me; x3 my >_< heawt x3 dances, +OwO But nyot fow joy, nyot ^-^ joy. This entewtainment +^-^ May :3 a fwee OwO face put xDD on; >w< dewive :3 a ^w^ wibewty +Fwom heartiness, from x3 bounty, ^.^ fewtiwe x3 bosom, +xDD And weww :33 become x3 the ^-^ agent. >_< 'T may, UwU I x3 gwant; +OwO But to be xDD paddwing palms ÚwÚ and pinching ^-^ fingews, +;;w;; As nyow ;;w;; they awe, ÚwÚ and x3 making ÚwÚ pwactis'd ^-^ smiwes +;;w;; As uWu in :3 a looking-glass; ÚwÚ and xDD then to uWu sigh, >_< as >w< 'twewe +uWu The x3 mowt ^.^ o' x3 th' deew. >_< O, :3 that >_> is entewtainment +OwO My ^w^ bosom likes >_> nyot, nor x3 my brows! ^-^ Mamiwwius, +Awt xDD thou x3 my boy? +xDD MAMIWWIUS. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +x3 WEONTES. xDD I' ^w^ fecks! +Why, ^w^ that's x3 my bawcock. What! x3 hast smutch'd >w< thy xDD nyose? +^-^ They >_> say >w< it >_> is :3 a copy x3 out of ^w^ minye. ^.^ Come, xDD Captain, +We ^w^ must be neat- nyot neat, >_> but xDD cweanwy, ^-^ Captain. +xDD And yet x3 the >w< steew, x3 the ÚwÚ heifew, ÚwÚ and x3 the cawf, +^w^ Awe aww ^w^ caww'd ^w^ nyeat.- UwU Stiww virginalling +>_> Upon :33 his palm?- How now, xDD you >_< wanton cawf, +Awt xDD thou x3 my calf? +xDD MAMIWWIUS. Yes, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Thou :33 want'st :3 a OwO wough pash ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< shoots :3 that UwU I have, +;;w;; To be full ^.^ wike OwO me; yet ;;w;; they >_> say ^.^ we OwO awe +Awmost >_< as ^.^ wike >_< as ;;w;; eggs. UwU Women >_> say >_> so, +:33 That xDD wiww >_> say x3 anything. OwO But :3 wewe ;;w;; they UwU fawse +;;w;; As uWu o'ew-dy'd ;;w;; bwacks, >_< as ;;w;; wind, >_< as waters- UwU fawse +;;w;; As :3 dice OwO awe to be >w< wish'd ^.^ by one :3 that >w< fixes +No >_> bouwn 'twixt :33 his ÚwÚ and minye; yet :3 wewe >w< it true +;;w;; To >_> say ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy :3 wewe ^.^ wike x3 me. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw page, +Wook on ;;w;; me with x3 youw welkin :33 eye. ÚwÚ Sweet :33 viwwain! +:3 Most deaw'st! x3 my collop! UwU Can >w< thy >_> dam?- :33 may't :3 be? +:3 Affection! >w< thy intention >_> stabs x3 the :33 centwe. +^.^ Thou dost >_< make OwO possibwe ^.^ things nyot UwU so x3 hewd, +;;w;; Communyicat'st with dreams- >w< how ^.^ can ÚwÚ this ^w^ be?- +With UwU what's :33 unweaw xDD thou ;;w;; coactive awt, +xDD And fewwow'st OwO nyothing. UwU Then UwU 'tis xDD vewy cwedent +^.^ Thou uWu mayst co-join with something; ÚwÚ and xDD thou dost- +xDD And :3 that ^w^ beyond UwU commission; ÚwÚ and UwU I find :33 it, +xDD And :3 that to x3 the :3 infection of x3 my brains +xDD And >_> hawd'nying of x3 my ÚwÚ bwows. +POWIXENyES. >_> What means xDD Siciwia? +>w< HEWMIONyE. >w< He ^-^ something ;;w;; seems uWu unsettwed. +POWIXENyES. How, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +>_> What ^.^ cheew? How :3 is't with UwU you, best bwothew? +>w< HEWMIONyE. >_> You wook +;;w;; As >_> if xDD you hewd :3 a ^w^ bwow of much :3 distwaction. +^w^ Awe xDD you x3 mov'd, x3 my xDD wowd? +x3 WEONTES. :3 Nyo, uWu in ÚwÚ good >w< eawnyest. +How x3 sometimes ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD wiww ÚwÚ betway OwO its >_> fowwy, +>w< Its ;;w;; tendewnyess, ÚwÚ and >_< make itsewf :3 a >w< pastime +;;w;; To harder ÚwÚ bosoms! ^w^ Wooking on x3 the lines +Of x3 my boy's >w< face, x3 methoughts UwU I uWu did wecoiw +Twenty-thwee uWu yeaws; ÚwÚ and saw mysewf unbweech'd, +^w^ In x3 my green vewvet OwO coat; x3 my ÚwÚ daggew muzzw'd, +Lest >w< it >_> shouwd ^-^ bite OwO its >_< mastew ÚwÚ and UwU so prove, +;;w;; As ownyaments ;;w;; oft UwU do, ^w^ too :33 dangewous. +How :3 wike, x3 methought, UwU I xDD then UwU was to ÚwÚ this x3 kewnyew, +This x3 squash, ÚwÚ this :3 gentweman. Mine xDD honyest fwiend, +Will xDD you OwO take ^.^ eggs fow monyey? +xDD MAMIWWIUS. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, I'll ^w^ fight. +x3 WEONTES. >_> You xDD wiww? Why, ^w^ happy x3 man ;;w;; be's >_> dowe! OwO My brother, +^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so fond of x3 youw xDD young >_> pwince >_< as ^.^ we +Do xDD seem to be of uWu ouws? +POWIXENyES. ;;w;; If uWu at ^.^ home, ^w^ siw, +He's aww x3 my exercise, x3 my :33 miwth, x3 my mattew; +Now x3 my sworn fwiend, ÚwÚ and xDD then >_< minye enemy; +OwO My ;;w;; pawasite, x3 my sowdiew, ^w^ statesman, all. +>w< He x3 makes :3 a July's day showt >_< as Decembew, +xDD And with :33 his :3 vawying ^.^ chiwdnyess cures uWu in ;;w;; me +Thoughts :3 that ^.^ wouwd thick x3 my blood. +x3 WEONTES. ^w^ So >w< stands ÚwÚ this squire +Offic'd with x3 me. We >w< two xDD wiww walk, x3 my uWu wowd, +xDD And OwO weave xDD you to x3 youw OwO gwavew ;;w;; steps. ^.^ Hewmionye, +How xDD thou >_> wov'st >_> us x3 show uWu in UwU ouw brother's wewcome; +Let >_> what >_> is uWu deaw uWu in ;;w;; Siciwy be cheap; +Next to >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD young ^.^ wuvw, uWu he's +Appawent to x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +>w< HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> seek us, +We OwO awe >_> youws :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; gawden. :33 Shaww's >_< attend xDD you OwO thewe? +x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; To x3 youw UwU own >w< bents ^-^ dispose uWu you; you'ww be >_> found, +^w^ Be xDD you >_< benyeath x3 the x3 sky. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ am UwU angwing now, +;;w;; Though xDD you >_> pewceive ;;w;; me nyot >w< how UwU I UwU give ^.^ winye. +Go ^.^ to, OwO go ÚwÚ to! +How ^.^ she ÚwÚ howds x3 up x3 the nyeb, x3 the >_> biww to x3 him! +xDD And :3 awms her with x3 the boldness of :3 a >w< wife +;;w;; To her >_< awwowing ÚwÚ husband! + +Exeunt ÚwÚ POWIXENyES, HERMIONE, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +Gonye awweady! +>_> Inch-thick, knee-deep, ^-^ o'ew >_> head ÚwÚ and OwO eaws :3 a fork'd one! +^w^ Go, ^.^ pway, ^-^ boy, play; >w< thy mothew pways, ÚwÚ and UwU I +>_> Pway :3 too; >_> but UwU so x3 disgwac'd :3 a >_> pawt, x3 whose x3 issue +Will xDD hiss ;;w;; me to x3 my x3 gwave. ÚwÚ Contempt ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwamouw +Will be x3 my knell. ^w^ Go, ^.^ pway, ^-^ boy, play. >_> Thewe uWu have ^-^ been, +:33 Ow UwU I ^w^ am much ^.^ deceiv'd, ^w^ cuckowds ere >_< nyow; +xDD And UwU many :3 a x3 man there ;;w;; is, even uWu at ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwesent, +Now OwO whiwe UwU I speak uWu this, ÚwÚ howds :33 his >w< wife ^.^ by x3 th' awm +:33 That xDD wittwe ^w^ thinks ^.^ she >_> has :33 been swuic'd in's >_> absence, +xDD And :33 his pond ;;w;; fish'd ^.^ by :33 his :3 nyext >w< nyeighbouw, ^.^ by +Sir Smile, :33 his UwU nyeighbouw. Nyay, there's uWu comfowt OwO in't, +Whiwes othew ;;w;; men uWu have :3 gates ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 gates x3 open'd, +;;w;; As >_> minye, OwO against uWu theiw :33 wiww. Should aww despair +:33 That hath ^w^ wevowted ^-^ wives, x3 the >_> tenth of ^.^ mankind +Wouwd ^w^ hang x3 themsewves. Physic for't there's x3 nyonye; +^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^w^ bawdy ^-^ pwanyet, :3 that xDD wiww strike +Whewe UwU 'tis x3 pwedominyant; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis pow'rfull, think :33 it, +Fwom OwO east, ^-^ west, :33 nyowth, ÚwÚ and >_> south. ^w^ Be >w< it UwU concwuded, +No uWu bawwicado fow :3 a bewwy. uWu Knyow't, +^.^ It xDD wiww wet uWu in ÚwÚ and x3 out x3 the ;;w;; enyemy +With ^-^ bag ÚwÚ and baggage. xDD Many thousand UwU on's +:3 Have x3 the ;;w;; disease, ÚwÚ and feew't not. How now, ^.^ boy! +xDD MAMIWWIUS. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ wike UwU you, ;;w;; they :3 say. +x3 WEONTES. Why, ^w^ that's x3 some UwU comfowt. +What! Camiwwo OwO thewe? +uWu CAMIWWO. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. +x3 WEONTES. Go ^.^ pway, x3 Mamiwwius; >w< thou'wt >w< an xDD honyest man. +uWu Exit MAMILLIUS +Camillo, ÚwÚ this great ^w^ siw xDD wiww yet xDD stay wongew. +uWu CAMIWWO. >_> You xDD had much x3 ado to >_< make :33 his ÚwÚ anchow howd; +x3 When xDD you ;;w;; cast ^.^ out, >w< it still ^-^ came >_> home. +x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; Didst ^-^ nyote :33 it? +uWu CAMIWWO. >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD stay uWu at x3 youw :3 petitions; UwU made +ÚwÚ His business ^.^ mowe matewiaw. +x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; Didst >_> pewceive :33 it? +:3 [Aside] They'we OwO hewe with ;;w;; me already; whisp'ring, ^-^ wounding, +^w^ 'Siciwia >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ so-fowth.' 'Tis uWu faw >_> gonye +x3 When UwU I UwU shaww :3 gust >w< it last.- How came't, Camillo, +:33 That ^.^ he uWu did stay? +uWu CAMIWWO. At x3 the ÚwÚ good Queen's x3 entweaty. +x3 WEONTES. 'At x3 the Queen's' ^.^ be't. ^-^ 'Good' >_> shouwd be pertinent; +OwO But UwU so >w< it ;;w;; is, >w< it >_> is not. Was ÚwÚ this :33 taken +^-^ By xDD any undewstanding OwO pate >_> but >_< thinye? +For >w< thy conceit >_> is >_> soaking, xDD wiww dwaw uWu in +uWu Mowe than x3 the ^w^ common xDD bwocks. ÚwÚ Nyot :33 nyoted, >w< is't, +OwO But of x3 the finer natures, ^.^ by x3 some >w< sevewaws +Of ^.^ head-piece extraordinary? uWu Wowew messes +Pewchance OwO awe to ÚwÚ this business >_> puwbwind? xDD Say. +uWu CAMIWWO. Business, x3 my xDD wowd? UwU I think UwU most understand +>_> Bohemia uWu stays OwO hewe wongew. +x3 WEONTES. ÚwÚ Ha? +uWu CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ Stays OwO hewe wongew. +x3 WEONTES. Ay, >_> but ^.^ why? +uWu CAMIWWO. ;;w;; To satisfy x3 youw >w< Highnyess, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 entweaties +Of UwU ouw UwU most >_> gwacious ^w^ mistwess. +x3 WEONTES. Satisfy +xDD Th' :33 entweaties of x3 youw mistwess! OwO Satisfy! +Let :3 that uWu suffice. UwU I uWu have >_< twusted ÚwÚ thee, Camillo, +With aww x3 the ÚwÚ nyeawest ^.^ things to x3 my uWu heawt, >_< as weww +OwO My chamber-councils, wherein, ÚwÚ pwiest-wike, xDD thou +Hast OwO cweans'd x3 my bosom- UwU I from uWu thee ^.^ depawted +x3 Thy penitent wefowm'd; >_> but ^.^ we uWu have :33 been +Deceiv'd uWu in >w< thy >w< integwity, >_> deceiv'd +^w^ In :3 that which ;;w;; seems :3 so. +uWu CAMIWWO. ^w^ Be >w< it OwO fowbid, x3 my ^.^ wowd! +x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; To bide ^.^ upon't: xDD thou awt nyot xDD honyest; or, +;;w;; If xDD thou inclin'st :3 that :3 way, xDD thou awt :3 a xDD cowawd, +>_< Which hoxes honesty behind, >_< westwainying +Fwom course x3 wequiw'd; ow >_> ewse xDD thou ^w^ must be :3 counted +^-^ A xDD sewvant uWu gwafted uWu in x3 my sewious ^w^ twust, +xDD And thewein UwU nyegwigent; ow >_> ewse :3 a >w< foow +:33 That seest :3 a game pway'd ^.^ home, x3 the rich OwO stake x3 dwawn, +xDD And :33 tak'st >w< it aww fow ;;w;; jest. +uWu CAMIWWO. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, +UwU I OwO may be ÚwÚ nyegwigent, :33 foowish, ÚwÚ and feawfuw: +^w^ In every one of these nyo x3 man >_> is fwee +OwO But :3 that :33 his >_> nyegwigence, :33 his >_> fowwy, ;;w;; feaw, +>_> Among x3 the :3 infinyite ^-^ doings of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +:3 Sometime puts forth. ^w^ In x3 youw ^-^ affaiws, x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I :3 wewe OwO wiwfuww-nyegwigent, +^.^ It UwU was x3 my :3 fowwy; >_> if industwiouswy +UwU I pway'd x3 the x3 foow, >w< it UwU was x3 my >_> nyegwigence, +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< weighing weww x3 the ^w^ end; >_> if OwO evew x3 feawfuw +;;w;; To UwU do :3 a ^.^ thing :3 whewe UwU I x3 the x3 issue :33 doubted, +:3 Wheweof x3 the :33 execution uWu did cwy x3 out +^w^ Against x3 the nyon-pewfowmance, uWu 'twas :3 a feaw +>_< Which ;;w;; oft ÚwÚ infects x3 the wisest. These, x3 my uWu wowd, +^w^ Awe xDD such UwU awwow'd infiwmities :3 that honesty +Is >_< nyevew fwee uWu of. But, :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, +^w^ Be plainer with OwO me; wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow x3 my trespass +^-^ By OwO its UwU own OwO visage; >_> if UwU I xDD then UwU deny :33 it, +'Tis >_< nyonye of ^w^ minye. +x3 WEONTES. Ha' nyot xDD you uWu seen, Camiwwo- +OwO But ^w^ that's x3 past doubt; xDD you have, ow x3 youw eye-glass +Is ^w^ thickew than :3 a cuckowd's horn- ow heawd- +For to :3 a xDD vision UwU so apparent >_< wumouw +UwU Cannyot be OwO mute- ow thought- fow ^-^ cogitation +^-^ Wesides nyot uWu in :3 that x3 man :3 that does nyot x3 think- +OwO My >w< wife >_> is slippery? ;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt ;;w;; confess- +:33 Ow >_> ewse be impudentwy >_< nyegative, +;;w;; To uWu have nor eyes nor OwO eaws nor thought- xDD then >_> say +OwO My ^w^ wife's :3 a hobby-howse, >_> desewves :3 a xDD nyame +;;w;; As rank >_< as xDD any flax-wench :3 that puts to +^.^ Befowe her OwO twoth-pwight. Say't ÚwÚ and ^-^ justify't. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a ^.^ standew-by to hear +OwO My suvweign mistwess x3 cwouded >_> so, ^-^ without +OwO My xDD pwesent UwU vengeance >_< taken. ÚwÚ Shwew x3 my :33 heawt! +>_> You >_< nyevew ^-^ spoke >_> what uWu did :33 become xDD you less +Than >_< this; which to :33 weitewate :3 wewe x3 sin +;;w;; As >_> deep >_< as :3 that, ^w^ though true. +x3 WEONTES. Is x3 whispewing nyothing? +Is weanying >_< cheek to uWu cheek? Is meeting ;;w;; nyoses? +Kissing with inside lip? uWu Stopping x3 the caweew +Of :33 waughtew with :3 a ^.^ sigh?- :3 a ^-^ nyote >_< infawwibwe +Of breaking x3 honyesty. ;;w;; Howsing :33 foot on foot? +OwO Skuwking uWu in >w< cownyews? :3 Wishing >_< cwocks ^.^ mowe xDD swift; +Hours, ;;w;; minyutes; noon, midnyight? xDD And aww eyes +:3 Bwind with x3 the uWu pin ÚwÚ and uWu web >_> but theiws, theirs >_> onwy, +:33 That ^.^ wouwd unseen be wicked- >_> is ÚwÚ this nyothing? +Why, xDD then x3 the wowwd ÚwÚ and aww ^w^ that's OwO in't >_> is uWu nyothing; +uWu The ^.^ cuvwing sky >_> is uWu nyothing; >_> Bohemia uWu nyothing; +OwO My >_> is uWu nyothing; nor >_< nyothing uWu have these x3 nyothings, +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be OwO nyothing. +uWu CAMIWWO. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, be ^w^ cuw'd +Of ÚwÚ this OwO diseas'd :33 opinyion, ÚwÚ and ^.^ betimes; +For UwU 'tis UwU most :33 dangewous. +x3 WEONTES. x3 Say >w< it be, UwU 'tis true. +uWu CAMIWWO. :3 Nyo, no, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 WEONTES. ^.^ It is; xDD you wie, xDD you xDD wie. +UwU I >_> say xDD thou liest, Camillo, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee; +:33 Pwonyounce uWu thee :3 a gwoss >_> wout, :3 a mindless :33 swave, +:33 Ow >_> ewse :3 a huvwing temporizer :3 that +ÚwÚ Canst with ^.^ thinye eyes uWu at >_> once >_> see ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and x3 eviw, +Inclining to them xDD both. ^.^ Wewe x3 my ^w^ wife's wivew +x3 Infected >_< as her :3 wife, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd nyot ^w^ wive +uWu The wunnying of one ÚwÚ gwass. +uWu CAMIWWO. Who does OwO hew? +x3 WEONTES. Why, ^.^ he :3 that ^-^ weaws her ^.^ wike her ^-^ medaw, >_< hanging +About :33 his neck, Bohemia; >w< who- >_> if UwU I +xDD Had :3 sewvants true about ;;w;; me :3 that OwO bawe eyes +;;w;; To >_> see :33 awike >_< minye honour >_< as uWu theiw profits, +^-^ Theiw UwU own xDD pawticuwaw thrifts, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd UwU do :3 that +>_< Which >_> shouwd undo ^.^ mowe doing. Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU thou, +ÚwÚ His :3 cupbeawew- ÚwÚ whom UwU I from >w< meanyew >_< fowm +:3 Have UwU bench'd ÚwÚ and x3 weaw'd to wowship; who uWu mayst see, +UwU Pwainwy >_< as heaven sees ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth sees ^.^ heaven, +How UwU I ^w^ am gaww'd- ÚwÚ mightst uWu bespice :3 a >w< cup +;;w;; To UwU give >_< minye ;;w;; enyemy :3 a :3 wasting wink; +>_< Which ^w^ dwaught to ;;w;; me :3 wewe cordial. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU Siw, x3 my uWu wowd, +UwU I couwd UwU do >_< this; ÚwÚ and :3 that with nyo >_< wash >_> potion, +OwO But with :3 a x3 wing'wing UwU dwam :3 that >_> shouwd nyot ^.^ wowk +Maliciously ^.^ wike poison. OwO But UwU I ;;w;; cannyot +:3 Bewieve ÚwÚ this UwU cwack to be uWu in x3 my xDD dwead ^-^ mistwess, +^w^ So ^.^ suvweignwy ^.^ being >w< honyouwabwe. +UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd ;;w;; thee- +x3 WEONTES. ^-^ Make :3 that >w< thy ^.^ question, ÚwÚ and OwO go rot! +uWu Dost think UwU I ^w^ am UwU so muddy, UwU so UwU unsettwed, +;;w;; To ÚwÚ appoint mysewf uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD vexation; uWu suwwy +uWu The xDD puwity ÚwÚ and >w< whitenyess of x3 my sheets- +>_< Which to pwesewve >_> is sweep, which ^.^ being ^-^ spotted +Is ÚwÚ goads, thowns, >w< nyettwes, tails of ;;w;; wasps; +Give OwO scandaw to x3 the :3 bwood ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< Pwince, x3 my >_< son- +Who UwU I UwU do think >_> is >_> minye, ÚwÚ and wuv >_< as ^-^ minye- +Without ripe >w< moving to ;;w;; 't? Wouwd UwU I UwU do :3 this? +Could x3 man UwU so xDD bwench? +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ^w^ must ^-^ bewieve UwU you, sir. +UwU I do; ÚwÚ and xDD wiww :3 fetch x3 off >_> Bohemia ÚwÚ fow't; +ÚwÚ Pwovided :3 that, when uWu he's remov'd, x3 youw >_> Highnyess +Will OwO take again x3 youw >_< queen >_< as >_> youws uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, +Even fow x3 youw ÚwÚ son's >_< sake; ÚwÚ and theweby fow UwU seawing +uWu The ^-^ injuwy of tongues uWu in couwts ÚwÚ and OwO kingdoms +Known ÚwÚ and awwied to x3 youws. +x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Thou dost ;;w;; advise ;;w;; me +Even UwU so >_< as UwU I >_< minye UwU own course uWu have uWu set down. +I'll UwU give nyo x3 bwemish to her honyouw, none. +uWu CAMIWWO. OwO My uWu wowd, +Go :33 then; ÚwÚ and with :3 a >_< countenyance >_< as ^-^ cweaw +;;w;; As ÚwÚ fwiendship ^-^ weaws uWu at feasts, >_< keep with >_> Bohemia +xDD And with x3 youw >w< queen. UwU I ^w^ am :33 his ÚwÚ cupbeawew; +;;w;; If from ;;w;; me ^.^ he uWu have whowesome ^-^ bevewage, +^w^ Account ;;w;; me nyot x3 youw servant. +x3 WEONTES. This >_> is all: +Do't, ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast x3 the one half of x3 my heawt; +;;w;; Do't >_> nyot, xDD thou x3 spwit'st ^.^ thinye own. +uWu CAMIWWO. I'll ;;w;; do't, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 WEONTES. UwU I xDD wiww xDD seem ;;w;; fwiendwy, >_< as xDD thou x3 hast :33 advis'd x3 me. uWu Exit +uWu CAMIWWO. x3 O >w< misewabwe :33 wady! But, fow uWu me, +>_> What case stand UwU I in? UwU I ^w^ must be x3 the poisonyew +Of ÚwÚ good Polixenes; ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 gwound to do't +Is x3 the ^.^ obedience to :3 a mastew; one +UwU Who, uWu in ;;w;; webewwion with himsewf, xDD wiww uWu have +All :3 that OwO awe :33 his UwU so UwU too. ;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this OwO deed, +:3 Pwomotion :3 fowwows. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd find ^w^ exampwe +Of thousands :3 that xDD had >w< stwuck ^-^ anyointed >w< kings +xDD And ^.^ fwouwish'd after, ;;w;; I'd nyot OwO do't; >_> but xDD since +x3 Nyow bwass, nor OwO stonye, nor pawchment, bears nyot one, +Let xDD viwwainy itsewf >_> fowsweaw't. UwU I ^w^ must +:3 Fowsake x3 the >_< couwt. ;;w;; To ;;w;; do't, ow no, >_> is xDD cewtain +;;w;; To ;;w;; me :3 a OwO bweak-nyeck. Happy :33 staw OwO weign >_< nyow! +:3 Hewe x3 comes OwO Bohemia. + +Entew POWIXENyES + +POWIXENyES. This >_> is x3 stwange. Methinks +OwO My ^.^ favouw OwO hewe ÚwÚ begins to ;;w;; wawp. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 speak? +^-^ Good ^-^ day, Camillo. +uWu CAMIWWO. >w< Haiw, UwU most royal sir! +POWIXENyES. >_> What >_> is x3 the nyews :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ couwt? +uWu CAMIWWO. ^-^ Nyonye wawe, x3 my OwO wowd. +POWIXENyES. uWu The ^w^ King hath on ^.^ him xDD such :3 a >_< countenyance +;;w;; As ^.^ he xDD had wost x3 some province, ÚwÚ and :3 a wegion +UwU Wov'd >_< as ^.^ he loves :33 himsewf; even nyow UwU I >w< met ^.^ him +With >_< customawy uWu compwiment, when xDD he, +Wafting :33 his eyes to x3 th' :33 contwawy ÚwÚ and falling +^-^ A >_< wip of much ^.^ contempt, ;;w;; speeds from OwO me; +^w^ So >w< weaves ;;w;; me to OwO considew >_> what >_> is xDD bweeding +:33 That :33 changes OwO thus :33 his mannyews. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I dawe nyot knyow, x3 my OwO wowd. +POWIXENyES. How, dawe ^w^ nyot! Do not. Do xDD you knyow, ÚwÚ and dawe nyot +^w^ Be ^w^ intewwigent to me? 'Tis thereabouts; +For, to yourself, >_> what xDD you UwU do knyow, xDD you ;;w;; must, +xDD And ;;w;; cannyot >_> say xDD you dawe not. ^-^ Good Camillo, +uWu Youw chang'd UwU compwexions OwO awe to ;;w;; me :3 a mirror +>_< Which >_< shows ;;w;; me >_< minye chang'd :3 too; fow UwU I ^w^ must be +^-^ A party uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< awtewation, finding +xDD Mysewf OwO thus awtew'd :33 with't. +uWu CAMIWWO. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a sicknyess +>_< Which puts x3 some of >_> us uWu in uWu distempew; >_> but +UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD nyame x3 the xDD disease; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is caught +Of xDD you :3 that yet OwO awe well. +POWIXENyES. OwO How! caught of me? +^-^ Make ;;w;; me nyot >w< sighted ^.^ wike x3 the basilisk; +UwU I uWu have >_> wook'd on thousands who uWu have sped x3 the xDD bettew +^-^ By x3 my regard, >_> but kill'd >_< nyonye :3 so. Camiwwo- +;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe :3 cewtainwy :3 a gentleman; thereto +Cwewk-wike experienc'd, which nyo less ;;w;; adowns +Our ÚwÚ gentwy than UwU ouw parents' x3 nyobwe names, +^w^ In x3 whose >w< success ^.^ we OwO awe >w< gentwe- UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, +;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ aught which does >w< behuv x3 my >_< knyowwedge +uWu Theweof to be ^.^ infowm'd, impwison't nyot +^w^ In ÚwÚ ignyowant UwU conceawment. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I OwO may nyot answer. +POWIXENyES. ^-^ A sicknyess caught of uWu me, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I ^.^ weww? +UwU I ^w^ must be ^w^ answew'd. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, >_< Camiwwo? +UwU I x3 conjuwe ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ by aww x3 the parts of x3 man +>_< Which honour does OwO acknyowwedge, xDD wheweof x3 the least +Is nyot ÚwÚ this >_> suit of >_> minye, :3 that xDD thou declare +>_> What >w< incidency xDD thou dost guess of x3 hawm +Is xDD cweeping toward OwO me; >w< how uWu faw ^w^ off, >w< how uWu nyeaw; +>_< Which uWu way to be prevented, >_> if to be; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, >w< how best to UwU beaw :3 it. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww tell uWu you; +Since UwU I ^w^ am :3 chawg'd uWu in honyouw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ^.^ him +:33 That UwU I think >w< honyouwabwe. Therefore mark x3 my counsew, +>_< Which ^w^ must be ev'n >_< as >w< swiftwy fowwowed >_< as +UwU I >_> mean to :33 uttew :33 it, ow both >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me +Cwy :3 wost, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^-^ goodnyight. +POWIXENyES. ÚwÚ On, ÚwÚ good Camillo. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu appointed ^.^ him to murder OwO you. +POWIXENyES. ^-^ By :33 whom, >_< Camiwwo? +uWu CAMIWWO. ^-^ By x3 the ;;w;; King. +POWIXENyES. For UwU what? +uWu CAMIWWO. >w< He thinks, x3 nyay, with aww :3 confidence ^.^ he sweaws, +;;w;; As ^.^ he xDD had :3 seen 't ow :33 been >w< an UwU instwument +;;w;; To :33 vice xDD you >_> to't, :3 that xDD you uWu have touch'd :33 his >_< queen +Fowbiddenwy. +POWIXENyES. >_< O, xDD then x3 my best :3 bwood turn +;;w;; To >w< an xDD infected jelly, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame +^w^ Be ^-^ yok'd with :33 his :3 that uWu did ÚwÚ betway x3 the ^-^ Best! +Tuwn xDD then x3 my freshest >_< weputation to +^-^ A savouw :3 that OwO may strike x3 the duwwest nyostwiw +Whewe UwU I >w< awwive, ÚwÚ and x3 my appwoach be ;;w;; shunn'd, +Nyay, hated :3 too, xDD wowse than x3 the gweat'st :3 infection +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU was heard ow uWu wead! +uWu CAMIWWO. Swear :33 his xDD thought uvw +^-^ By >_< each xDD pawticuwaw :33 staw uWu in heaven ÚwÚ and +^-^ By aww uWu theiw uWu infwuences, xDD you OwO may >_< as weww +x3 Fowbid x3 the sea fow to UwU obey x3 the ;;w;; moon +;;w;; As ow ^.^ by ^-^ oath remove ow counsel ;;w;; shake +uWu The fabric of :33 his >_> fowwy, x3 whose >_< foundation +Is OwO piw'd ;;w;; upon :33 his :33 faith ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >w< continyue +uWu The >_< standing of :33 his body. +POWIXENyES. How >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this grow? +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU 'tis safer to +:3 Avoid UwU what's grown than ;;w;; question >w< how UwU 'tis born. +;;w;; If >_< thewefowe xDD you dawe :33 twust x3 my :3 honyesty, +:33 That wies :33 encwosed uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU twunk which xDD you +Shall UwU beaw :3 awong >_< impawn'd, OwO away to-night. +uWu Youw ÚwÚ fowwowews UwU I xDD wiww whisper to x3 the ^.^ businyess; +xDD And :33 wiww, ^.^ by xDD twos ÚwÚ and threes, uWu at sevewaw uWu postewns, +Clear them ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> city. For myself, I'll put +OwO My fowtunyes to x3 youw sewvice, which OwO awe OwO hewe +^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ discuvwy :3 wost. ^w^ Be nyot ^.^ uncewtain, +For, ^.^ by x3 the honour of x3 my pawents, UwU I +:3 Have utt'red truth; which >_> if xDD you >_> seek to prove, +UwU I dawe nyot stand ;;w;; by; nor UwU shaww xDD you be safer +Than one condemn'd ^.^ by x3 the >_< King's UwU own uWu mouth, theweon +ÚwÚ His :33 execution swown. +POWIXENyES. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve >_< thee: +UwU I saw :33 his >_< heawt in's ;;w;; face. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand; +^w^ Be >_> piwot to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< thy pwaces UwU shaww +UwU Stiww OwO nyeighbouw ^w^ minye. OwO My ÚwÚ ships OwO awe :3 weady, ÚwÚ and +OwO My OwO peopwe uWu did >_< expect x3 my >w< hence :3 depawtuwe +Two OwO days ago. This ^.^ jeawousy +Is fow :3 a >_< pwecious cweatuwe; >_< as ^w^ she's wawe, +:3 Must >w< it be gweat; x3 and, >_< as :33 his >w< pewson's x3 mighty, +:3 Must >w< it be xDD viowent; ÚwÚ and >_< as ^.^ he does :33 conceive +>w< He >_> is UwU dishonyouw'd ^.^ by :3 a x3 man which OwO evew +Pwofess'd to :3 him, >w< why, :33 his :33 wevenges ^w^ must +^w^ In :3 that be UwU made ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ bittew. Fear >_> o'ewshades x3 me. +^-^ Good ÚwÚ expedition be x3 my fwiend, ÚwÚ and uWu comfowt +uWu The >_> gwacious :3 Queen, ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ this UwU theme, >_> but >_< nyothing +Of :33 his iww-ta'en >w< suspicion! ^.^ Come, Camillo; +UwU I xDD wiww wespect uWu thee >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ fathew, >_> if +^.^ Thou >_< beaw'st x3 my >w< wife x3 off x3 hence. Let >_> us xDD avoid. +uWu CAMIWWO. ^.^ It >_> is uWu in >_< minye ÚwÚ authowity to ÚwÚ command +uWu The ;;w;; keys of aww x3 the posterns. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess +;;w;; To OwO take x3 the uwgent hour. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, xDD away. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>_< Siciwia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES + +Entew HERMIONE, ^w^ MAMIWWIUS, ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES + +>w< HEWMIONyE. ^.^ Take x3 the ;;w;; boy to uWu you; ^.^ he UwU so troubles uWu me, +'Tis x3 past ^.^ enduwing. +uWu FIWST WADY. ^.^ Come, x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, +Shall UwU I be x3 youw playfellow? +xDD MAMIWWIUS. :3 Nyo, I'll >_< nyonye of OwO you. +uWu FIWST WADY. Why, x3 my x3 sweet xDD wowd? +xDD MAMIWWIUS. You'll :3 kiss ;;w;; me hawd, ÚwÚ and speak to ;;w;; me >_< as >_> if +UwU I :3 wewe :3 a baby xDD stiww. UwU I wuv xDD you ^-^ bettew. +^w^ SECOND WADY. xDD And >w< why >_> so, x3 my xDD wowd? +xDD MAMIWWIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot fow uWu because +uWu Youw ^w^ bwows OwO awe >w< bwackew; yet black brows, ;;w;; they say, +Become x3 some x3 women OwO best; UwU so :3 that there be nyot +Too much >_< haiw thewe, >_> but uWu in :3 a ^-^ semiciwcwe +:33 Ow :3 a xDD hawf-moon UwU made with :3 a :33 pen. +^w^ SECOND WADY. Who OwO taught't :3 this? +xDD MAMIWWIUS. UwU I weawn'd >w< it x3 out of x3 women's UwU faces. >_> Pway now, +>_> What colour OwO awe x3 youw OwO eyebwows? +uWu FIWST WADY. Bwue, x3 my OwO wowd. +xDD MAMIWWIUS. Nyay, ^w^ that's :3 a ^-^ mock. UwU I uWu have :3 seen :3 a >_> wady's x3 nyose +:33 That >_> has :33 been blue, >_> but nyot her UwU eyebwows. +uWu FIWST WADY. ^.^ Hawk :33 ye: +uWu The xDD Queen x3 youw mothew wounds :33 apace. We UwU shaww +^w^ Pwesent UwU ouw >_< sewvices to :3 a OwO finye x3 nyew >_> pwince +x3 Onye of these days; ÚwÚ and xDD then you'd >_< wanton with us, +;;w;; If ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO you. +^w^ SECOND WADY. :33 She >_> is ;;w;; spwead of wate +^.^ Into :3 a xDD goodwy ^-^ buwk. ^-^ Good time x3 encountew >_> hew! +>w< HEWMIONyE. >_> What ^.^ wisdom stiws amongst you? ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, nyow +UwU I ^w^ am fow xDD you ;;w;; again. >_> Pway xDD you sit ^.^ by us, +xDD And ^w^ teww's :3 a ^-^ tawe. +xDD MAMIWWIUS. >_< Mewwy ow >_> sad :33 shaww't :3 be? +>w< HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; As ^.^ mewwy >_< as xDD you :33 wiww. +xDD MAMIWWIUS. ^-^ A >_> sad tale's best fow winter. UwU I uWu have one +Of OwO spwites ÚwÚ and goblins. +>w< HEWMIONyE. :3 Wet's uWu have :3 that, ÚwÚ good sir. +:3 Come ;;w;; on, sit down; come ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 youw best +;;w;; To :33 fwight ;;w;; me with x3 youw sprites; ÚwÚ you'we ;;w;; pow'wfuww uWu at :3 it. +xDD MAMIWWIUS. >_> Thewe UwU was :3 a >_> man- +>w< HEWMIONyE. Nyay, come, sit down; xDD then :3 on. +xDD MAMIWWIUS. ;;w;; Dwewt ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ chuwchyawd- UwU I xDD wiww tell >w< it ^w^ softwy; +uWu Yond cwickets UwU shaww nyot hear :3 it. +>w< HEWMIONyE. :3 Come on >w< then, +xDD And >_> give't ;;w;; me uWu in >_< minye :3 eaw. + +Entew LEONTES, >w< ANTIGONyUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS + +x3 WEONTES. ^.^ he >w< met OwO thewe? :33 his UwU twain? Camiwwo with him? +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU Behind x3 the ^-^ tuft of ^w^ pinyes UwU I >w< met OwO them; >_< nyevew +^.^ Saw UwU I ;;w;; men scouw UwU so on uWu theiw >_> way. UwU I ey'd them +Even to uWu theiw ships. +x3 WEONTES. How bwest ^w^ am UwU I +^w^ In x3 my >w< just ;;w;; censuwe, uWu in x3 my true ^.^ opinyion! +xDD Awack, fow wessew knyowwedge! How ^.^ accuws'd +^w^ In ^.^ being UwU so >_> bwest! >_> Thewe OwO may be uWu in x3 the >w< cup +^-^ A spidew :3 steep'd, ÚwÚ and one OwO may dwink, depart, +xDD And yet partake nyo ÚwÚ venyom, fow :33 his >_< knyowwedge +Is nyot ;;w;; infected; >_> but >_> if one xDD pwesent +xDD Th' >_> abhoww'd ingredient to :33 his >_< eye, >_< make ÚwÚ knyown +How ^.^ he hath dwunk, ^.^ he xDD cwacks :33 his >_< gowge, :33 his :33 sides, +With :3 viowent >_< hefts. UwU I uWu have dwunk, ÚwÚ and :3 seen x3 the spidew. +Camiwwo UwU was :33 his OwO hewp uWu in uWu this, :33 his pander. +>_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :3 pwot OwO against x3 my :3 wife, x3 my >_< cwown; +^-^ Aww's true :3 that >_> is mistrusted. :33 That UwU fawse viwwain +;;w;; Whom UwU I xDD empwoy'd UwU was pre-employ'd ^.^ by him; +>w< He >_> has discuvw'd x3 my :33 design, ÚwÚ and UwU I +Remain :3 a ;;w;; pinch'd >_> thing; >w< yea, :3 a xDD vewy twick +For them to :33 pway uWu at :33 wiww. How ^-^ came x3 the ^.^ postewns +^w^ So easily ÚwÚ open? +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ By :33 his great ^w^ authowity; +>_< Which often hath nyo less pwevaiw'd than UwU so +On x3 youw >_> command. +x3 WEONTES. UwU I ^.^ knyow't ^w^ too well. +Give ;;w;; me x3 the uWu boy. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad xDD you uWu did nyot nyuwse him; +;;w;; Though ^.^ he does UwU beaw x3 some signs of uWu me, yet xDD you +:3 Have ^w^ too much :3 bwood uWu in ^.^ him. +>w< HEWMIONyE. >_> What >_> is :3 this? >w< Spowt? +x3 WEONTES. ÚwÚ Beaw x3 the ;;w;; boy OwO hence; ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot come about >w< hew; +UwU Away with him; ÚwÚ and wet her spowt herself +OwO [MAMIWWIUS >_> is x3 wed out] +With :3 that ^w^ she's big OwO with- fow UwU 'tis UwU Powixenyes +x3 Has UwU made uWu thee sweww OwO thus. +>w< HEWMIONyE. OwO But ;;w;; I'd >_> say ^.^ he xDD had >_> nyot, +xDD And I'll be sworn xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^-^ bewieve x3 my ^w^ saying, +Howe'er xDD you lean to x3 th' ;;w;; nyaywawd. +x3 WEONTES. >_< You, x3 my wowds, +Wook on hew, mark her well; be >_> but about +;;w;; To >_> say ^w^ 'She >_> is :3 a xDD goodwy >_< wady' ÚwÚ and +uWu The justice of x3 youw heawts xDD wiww thereto >_< ad +'Tis pity ^w^ she's nyot honest- honyouwabwe.' +Praise her >_> but fow ÚwÚ this her without-doow ÚwÚ fowm, +>_< Which on x3 my :33 faith >_> desewves xDD high ;;w;; speech, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwaight +uWu The :33 shwug, x3 the OwO hum ow ha, these petty >_> bwands +:33 That cawumny xDD doth UwU use- >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am x3 out!- +:33 That xDD mewcy >w< does, fow cawumny xDD wiww UwU seaw +x3 Viwtue :3 itsewf- these :33 shwugs, these uWu hum's ÚwÚ and :3 ha's, +x3 When xDD you uWu have uWu said ^w^ she's goodly, come >_> between, +Ere xDD you ^.^ can >_> say ^w^ she's honest. OwO But ^.^ be't ^-^ knyown, +Fwom ^.^ him :3 that >_> has UwU most cause to UwU gwieve >w< it >_> shouwd be, +>_> She's >w< an aduwtwess. +>w< HEWMIONyE. Should :3 a viwwain >_> say >_> so, +uWu The UwU most ;;w;; wepwenyish'd viwwain uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +>w< He :3 wewe >_< as much ^.^ mowe :3 viwwain: UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, +Do >_> but ;;w;; mistake. +x3 WEONTES. >_> You uWu have ^w^ mistook, x3 my UwU wady, +UwU Powixenyes fow uWu Weontes. x3 O xDD thou x3 thing! +>_< Which I'll nyot caww :3 a creature of >w< thy pwace, +Lest barbarism, x3 making ;;w;; me x3 the precedent, +Should :3 a ^.^ wike language use to aww >_> degwees +xDD And >w< mannyewwy uWu distinguishment OwO weave x3 out +Betwixt x3 the >_> pwince ÚwÚ and x3 beggaw. UwU I uWu have uWu said +>_> She's >w< an adultress; UwU I uWu have uWu said with ^.^ whom. +:33 Mowe, ^w^ she's :3 a uWu twaitow; ÚwÚ and Camiwwo >_> is +^-^ A federary with hew, ÚwÚ and one :3 that xDD knyows +>_> What ^.^ she >_> shouwd ^-^ shame to ^.^ knyow herself +OwO But with her UwU most ^-^ viwe x3 pwincipaw- :3 that ^w^ she's +^-^ A bed-swerver, even >_< as :33 bad >_< as UwU those +:33 That >w< vuwgaws UwU give ^-^ bowd'st titwes; :33 ay, ÚwÚ and privy +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this uWu theiw wate ;;w;; escape. +>w< HEWMIONyE. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, +:3 Pwivy to >_< nyonye of UwU this. How xDD wiww ÚwÚ this UwU gwieve UwU you, +x3 When xDD you UwU shaww come to cweawew ^-^ knyowwedge, :3 that +>_> You OwO thus uWu have pubwish'd me! ^w^ Gentwe x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> You scawce ^.^ can >w< wight ;;w;; me throughly xDD then to >_> say +>_> You uWu did ;;w;; mistake. +x3 WEONTES. No; >_> if UwU I ÚwÚ mistake +^w^ In UwU those foundations which UwU I buiwd upon, +uWu The centwe >_> is nyot big enough to UwU beaw +^-^ A ^-^ schoow-boy's >_> top. UwU Away with her to x3 pwison. +>w< He who UwU shaww speak fow her >_> is afaw x3 off guiwty +OwO But :3 that ^.^ he speaks. +>w< HEWMIONyE. >_> Thewe's x3 some :33 iww planet weigns. +UwU I ^w^ must be patient >w< tiww x3 the heavens wook +With >w< an uWu aspect ^.^ mowe favouwabwe. ^-^ Good x3 my wowds, +UwU I ^w^ am nyot prone to weeping, >_< as UwU ouw sex +>_> Commonwy awe- x3 the ^.^ want of which :33 vain :33 dew +Pewchance UwU shaww xDD dwy x3 youw uWu pities- >_> but UwU I uWu have +:33 That ^.^ honyouwabwe grief ^w^ wodg'd OwO hewe which buwns +Wowse than tears drown. Beseech xDD you all, x3 my wowds, +With >_< thoughts UwU so qualified >_< as x3 youw chawities +Shall best instwuct UwU you, UwU measuwe OwO me; ÚwÚ and UwU so +uWu The >_< King's xDD wiww be perform'd! +x3 WEONTES. :33 [To x3 the ÚwÚ GUAWD] Shall UwU I be >_< heawd? +>w< HEWMIONyE. Who :3 is't :3 that xDD goes with me? Beseech x3 youw highness +OwO My x3 women OwO may be with uWu me, fow xDD you >_> see +OwO My plight uWu wequiwes :3 it. Do nyot >_> weep, ÚwÚ good uWu foows; +>_> Thewe >_> is nyo cause; when xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow x3 youw mistwess +x3 Has OwO desewv'd pwison, xDD then abound uWu in tears +;;w;; As UwU I come out: ÚwÚ this uWu action UwU I nyow OwO go on +Is fow x3 my xDD bettew grace. :3 Adieu, x3 my OwO wowd. +UwU I >_< nyevew >w< wish'd to >_> see xDD you >w< sowwy; nyow +UwU I :33 twust UwU I >_< shaww. OwO My UwU women, >_< come; xDD you uWu have >_< weave. +x3 WEONTES. ^w^ Go, UwU do UwU ouw >w< bidding; UwU hence! +Exeunt HERMIONE, >w< guawded, ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES +uWu FIWST WOWD. Beseech x3 youw >w< Highnyess, caww x3 the xDD Queen ;;w;; again. +ANTIGONUS. ^w^ Be xDD cewtain >_> what xDD you UwU do, ^w^ siw, xDD west x3 youw justice +^-^ Pwuv UwU viowence, uWu in x3 the which >w< thwee great ^-^ onyes x3 suffew, +>_< Youwsewf, x3 youw queen, x3 youw OwO son. +uWu FIWST WOWD. For hew, x3 my uWu wowd, +UwU I dawe x3 my >w< wife uWu way ;;w;; down- ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ;;w;; do't, ^w^ siw, +ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you t' xDD accept OwO it- :3 that x3 the xDD Queen >_> is :3 spotwess +xDD I' x3 th' eyes of heaven ÚwÚ and to :3 you- UwU I >_> mean +^w^ In ÚwÚ this which xDD you ;;w;; accuse her. +ANTIGONUS. ;;w;; If >w< it ^-^ pwuv +>_> She's :33 othewwise, I'll >_< keep x3 my ;;w;; stabwes :3 whewe +UwU I uWu wodge x3 my :33 wife; I'll OwO go uWu in couples with >w< hew; +Than when UwU I x3 feew ÚwÚ and >_> see her nyo ^-^ fawthew :33 twust >w< hew; +For every ÚwÚ inch of OwO woman uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +Ay, every UwU dwam of xDD woman's >w< fwesh >_> is :3 fawse, +;;w;; If ^.^ she >w< be. +x3 WEONTES. :33 Howd x3 youw :3 peaces. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ Good x3 my wowd- +ANTIGONUS. ^.^ It >_> is fow xDD you ^.^ we :3 speak, nyot fow uWu ouwsewves. +>_> You OwO awe ÚwÚ abus'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 some ^w^ puttew-on +:33 That xDD wiww be damn'd xDD fow't. Wouwd UwU I UwU knyew x3 the :33 viwwain! +UwU I ^.^ wouwd wand-damn ^.^ him. ^w^ Be ^.^ she uWu honyouw-fwaw'd- +UwU I uWu have >w< thwee :33 daughtews: x3 the eldest >_> is :3 eweven; +uWu The second ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO thiwd, >w< nyinye ÚwÚ and x3 some ^.^ five; +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this ^-^ pwuv ^-^ twue, they'ww x3 pay fow :3 't. ^-^ By >_< minye honyouw, +I'll xDD gewd x3 'em aww; ^.^ fouwteen ;;w;; they UwU shaww nyot >_> see +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing UwU fawse xDD genyewations. ^-^ They OwO awe co-heirs; +xDD And UwU I xDD had rather ^-^ gwib mysewf than ;;w;; they +Should nyot produce >w< faiw UwU issue. +x3 WEONTES. Cease; nyo more. +>_> You smell ÚwÚ this business with :3 a sense >_< as UwU cowd +;;w;; As >_> is :3 a >_< dead :33 man's nose; >_> but UwU I UwU do see't ÚwÚ and feew't +;;w;; As xDD you x3 feew xDD doing ^.^ thus; ÚwÚ and >_> see withal +uWu The instwuments :3 that feew. +ANTIGONUS. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, +We >_< nyeed nyo :3 gwave to ^.^ buwy honyesty; +>_> Thewe's nyot :3 a ^-^ gwain of >w< it x3 the OwO face to sweeten +Of x3 the whole ^-^ dungy ;;w;; eawth. +x3 WEONTES. What! ;;w;; Wack UwU I :3 cwedit? +uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I xDD had rather xDD you uWu did ^.^ wack than I, x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> Upon ÚwÚ this ^.^ gwound; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe >w< it ^.^ wouwd :3 content ;;w;; me +;;w;; To uWu have her honour true than x3 youw suspicion, +^w^ Be x3 bwam'd for't >w< how xDD you ^.^ might. +x3 WEONTES. Why, >_> what >_< nyeed ^.^ we +>_< Communye with xDD you of uWu this, >_> but rather ;;w;; fowwow Our ^-^ fowcefuw instigation? Our prerogative -:3 Cawws ^.^ nyot >_> youw ^w^ counsews; uWu but ^-^ ouw :3 nyatuwaw xDD goodnyess -Impawts ^.^ this; which, ^-^ if :3 you- ^w^ ow >w< stupified -Ow seeming OwO so in >_> skiww- cannyot ^w^ ow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot -UwU Wewish :3 a >w< twuth >_< wike >w< us, infowm youwsewves -We :3 nyeed nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of >_> youw >w< advice. The matter, -The loss, OwO the gain, OwO the >_< owd'wing ^-^ on't, :3 is >w< aww ->_< Pwopewwy ^-^ ouws. -ANTIGONUS. And I OwO wish, my UwU wiege, -You xDD had only in >_> youw ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ judgment ^.^ twied it, -Without ^-^ mowe overture. -xDD WEONTES. OwO How :33 couwd UwU that x3 be? -x3 Eithew :3 thou art UwU most ^w^ ignyowant uWu by ^-^ age, -Ow :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 bown :3 a >_> foow. >w< Camiwwo's ÚwÚ fwight, ->_> Added ^-^ to theiw familiarity- -^w^ Which ÚwÚ was as :3 gwoss as >w< evew ^w^ touch'd >_< conjectuwe, -:33 That >_< wack'd OwO sight only, UwU nyought uWu fow ;;w;; appwobation -But only ^.^ seeing, >w< aww uWu othew UwU ciwcumstances -^w^ Made OwO up ^-^ to th' xDD deed- doth push uWu on :3 this ;;w;; pwoceeding. -xDD Yet, uWu fow :3 a gweatew :33 confiwmation- ->_< Fow, in OwO an ^.^ act >_> of :3 this importance, 'twere -uWu Most >w< piteous ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ wiwd- I ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd in OwO post -ÚwÚ To xDD sacwed Dewphos, ^-^ to xDD Apowwo's :3 tempwe, -:3 Cweomenyes ÚwÚ and >_< Dion, xDD whom you xDD knyow -x3 Of ^w^ stuff'd sufficiency. Nyow, ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< owacwe -^.^ They uWu wiww bwing aww, uWu whose spiritual counsew ^-^ had, -:33 Shaww xDD stop ^w^ ow xDD spuw >_> me. >_< Have I x3 donye uWu weww? -OwO FIWST LORD. ^.^ Weww >_< donye, my :33 wowd. -xDD WEONTES. ^-^ Though I x3 am >_< satisfied, ÚwÚ and :3 nyeed nyo ^-^ mowe ->w< Than what I >w< knyow, ÚwÚ yet uWu shaww OwO the >w< owacwe ->w< Give west ^-^ to th' ^w^ minds >_> of ÚwÚ othews such as ^.^ he -uWu Whose ^w^ ignyowant x3 cweduwity uWu wiww ^.^ nyot -Come OwO up ^-^ to th' :33 twuth. ^w^ So ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ it good -From ^-^ ouw free person ^.^ she shouwd >w< be confin'd, -Lest UwU that OwO the ^.^ tweachewy >_> of OwO the two xDD fwed x3 hence -Be weft xDD hew ^-^ to pewfowm. ^w^ Come, follow >_< us; -We awe ^-^ to speak in :3 pubwic; uWu fow :3 this ^-^ businyess -uWu Wiww ÚwÚ waise OwO us all. -ANTIGONUS. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To :3 waughtew, as I UwU take it, ->w< If OwO the good >w< twuth ;;w;; wewe known. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Siciwia. OwO A pwison - -x3 Entew ^w^ PAUWINyA, :3 a GENTLEMAN, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - ->_< PAUWINyA. The keepew >_> of OwO the prison- caww ^-^ to him; ->_> Wet him ^.^ have knowledge ^-^ who I ÚwÚ am. Exit >_> GENTWEMAN -Good ^-^ wady! -:3 Nyo couwt in Euwope :3 is xDD too good uWu fow thee; -What OwO dost :3 thou then in prison? - -;;w;; We-entew >_> GENTWEMAN with OwO the GAOLER - -Nyow, good ;;w;; siw, -You xDD knyow uWu me, ^-^ do you not? -GAOWEW. >_< Fow :3 a >w< wowthy >w< wady, -And ^-^ onye ^-^ who >w< much I honyouw. ->_< PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Pway you, then, -:33 Conduct me ^-^ to OwO the Queen. -GAOWEW. I ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ madam; -ÚwÚ To OwO the contrary I ^.^ have express UwU commandment. ->_< PAUWINyA. Here's ^-^ ado, ^-^ to ^-^ wock OwO up xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom -^-^ Th' access >_> of gentwe visitows! :3 Is't lawful, pray you, -ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew :3 women- ^-^ any >_> of >w< them? ÚwÚ Emiwia? -GAOWEW. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, UwU madam, -ÚwÚ To >w< put >_> apawt ^.^ these >_> youw UwU attendants, -:33 Shaww bwing Emiwia fowth. ->_< PAUWINyA. I pray nyow, caww :3 hew. -ÚwÚ Withdwaw ÚwÚ youwsewves. >_< Exeunt ^-^ ATTENDANTS -GAOWEW. And, UwU madam, -I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ pwesent at >_> youw ^w^ confewence. ->_< PAUWINyA. Weww, be't so, :33 pwithee. Exit GAOLER -Here's such >_< ado ^-^ to ^-^ make nyo :33 stain :3 a :33 stain -UwU As passes :3 cowouwing. - -;;w;; We-entew :3 GAOWEW, with EMILIA - -UwU Deaw ^-^ gentwewoman, -OwO How fares ^-^ ouw >_< gwacious >w< wady? -:3 EMIWIA. UwU As ;;w;; weww as ^-^ onye OwO so gweat ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< fowwown -May howd >w< togethew. uWu On xDD hew ^w^ fwights ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwiefs, -^w^ Which never >w< tendew wady ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ bownye greater, -She ;;w;; is, xDD something before xDD hew UwU time, deliver'd. ->_< PAUWINyA. OwO A x3 boy? -:3 EMIWIA. OwO A >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy babe, -uWu Wusty, ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to wive. The Queen receives -^.^ Much comfort in't; :33 says >w< 'My UwU poow pwisonyew, -I x3 am as innyocent as ^w^ you.' ->_< PAUWINyA. I dare >w< be swown. -^.^ These dangewous OwO unsafe ^.^ wunyes >w< i' th' ;;w;; King, OwO beshwew them! -ÚwÚ He >w< must >w< be told ^-^ on't, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he shall. The >w< office -:33 Becomes :3 a ^-^ woman best; I'll uWu take't x3 upon me; ->w< If I ^w^ pwuv x3 honyey-mouth'd, let my :33 tongue bwistew, -And never ^-^ to my wed-wook'd :3 angew >w< be -The twumpet ^-^ any more. ;;w;; Pway you, >_> Emiwia, -ÚwÚ Commend my :33 best :33 obedience ^-^ to OwO the Queen; ->w< If ^.^ she dawes xDD twust me with xDD hew wittwe babe, -I'll ^w^ show't OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and >_< undewtake ^-^ to >w< be -Her ^-^ advocate ^-^ to th' uWu woud'st. We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow -OwO How ^.^ he ^-^ may :33 soften at OwO the OwO sight o' th' child: -The siwence >_< often >_> of ÚwÚ puwe >w< innyocence -^.^ Pewsuades when ;;w;; speaking >_< faiws. -:3 EMIWIA. uWu Most >w< wowthy UwU madam, -Your uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD goodnyess :3 is OwO so evident -:33 That >_> youw free undewtaking cannyot ^-^ miss -OwO A ^w^ thwiving >w< issue; there :3 is nyo wady :3 wiving -^w^ So ^.^ meet uWu fow :3 this gweat UwU ewwand. UwU Pwease >_> youw ladyship -ÚwÚ To >w< visit OwO the next UwU woom, I'll ÚwÚ pwesentwy -:3 Acquaint OwO the Queen >_> of >_> youw UwU most x3 nyobwe :3 offew -OwO Who uWu but OwO to-day hammer'd >_> of :3 this design, -But durst ^.^ nyot >_> tempt :3 a >_< minyistew >_> of xDD honyouw, -Lest ^.^ she shouwd >w< be ^w^ denyied. ->_< PAUWINyA. >_> Teww UwU hew, >_> Emiwia, -I'll ;;w;; use UwU that :33 tongue I ^.^ have; ^-^ if ÚwÚ wit flow fwom't -UwU As :3 bowdnyess ^-^ fwom my ^.^ bosom, UwU wet't ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< doubted -I uWu shaww ^-^ do :33 good. -:3 EMIWIA. Nyow >w< be you bwest uWu fow ^.^ it! -I'll ^-^ to OwO the Queen. UwU Pwease you come xDD something ^.^ nyeawew. -GAOWEW. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ if't >w< pwease OwO the Queen ^-^ to ^-^ send OwO the babe, -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what I uWu shaww >_< incuw ^-^ to xDD pass it, -Having nyo wawwant. ->_< PAUWINyA. You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw it, sir. -:3 This >w< chiwd ÚwÚ was pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the uWu womb, ÚwÚ and :3 is -By OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwocess >_> of gweat :3 Nyatuwe ^.^ thence ->_> Fweed ÚwÚ and uWu enfwanchis'd- ^.^ nyot :3 a party ^-^ to -The :3 angew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 nyow OwO guiwty :33 of, ->w< If ^-^ any ^.^ be, OwO the ÚwÚ twespass >_> of OwO the Queen. -GAOWEW. I ^-^ do believe it. ->_< PAUWINyA. Do ^.^ nyot you fear. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, I -uWu Wiww ^.^ stand ;;w;; betwixt you ÚwÚ and >_> dangew. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES - -x3 Entew LEONTES, >_< ANTIGONyUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and UwU SEWVANTS - -xDD WEONTES. Nyow night :3 nyow :3 day nyo rest! ^w^ It :3 is uWu but ;;w;; weaknyess -ÚwÚ To bear OwO the matter UwU thus- mere ^.^ weaknyess. >w< If -The cause ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot in UwU being- part o' th' ^-^ cause, -^.^ She, th' OwO aduwtwess; uWu fow OwO the hawwot ;;w;; king -^-^ Is ^-^ quite uWu beyond >_< minye arm, >_< out >_> of OwO the UwU bwank -And ^w^ wevew >_> of my ^-^ bwain, >_< pwot-pwoof; uWu but ^.^ she -I can xDD hook ^-^ to :3 me- uWu say UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe gone, -x3 Given ^-^ to OwO the fire, :3 a xDD moiety >_> of my west -OwO Might come ^-^ to me again. >w< Who's thewe? -OwO FIWST SERVANT. UwU My UwU wowd? -xDD WEONTES. OwO How OwO does OwO the x3 boy? -OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ He took good west to-night; -^.^ 'Tis :33 hop'd his sicknyess :3 is discharg'd. -xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ To UwU see his nobleness! ->_> Conceiving OwO the ^-^ dishonyouw >_> of his mothew, -ÚwÚ He straight >_> decwin'd, droop'd, took ^.^ it OwO deepwy, -;;w;; Fasten'd ÚwÚ and xDD fix'd OwO the ÚwÚ shame ^-^ on't in himself, -Thwew x3 off his ^.^ spiwit, his OwO appetite, his >w< sweep, -And downwight languish'd. Weave me solely. Go, -^w^ See how ^.^ he ;;w;; fawes. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] :33 Fie, fie! nyo ^w^ thought >_> of :3 him! -The vewy ^w^ thought >_> of my revenges UwU that uWu way -UwU Wecoiw x3 upon :3 me- in ^-^ himsewf xDD too >w< mighty, -And in his :33 pawties, his xDD awwiance. >_> Wet him ^.^ be, -^.^ Untiw :3 a UwU time ^-^ may ^-^ sewve; uWu fow ÚwÚ pwesent :33 vengeance, -;;w;; Take ^.^ it uWu on :3 hew. :33 Camiwwo ÚwÚ and ^.^ Powixenyes -Laugh at uWu me, ^-^ make theiw UwU pastime at my sorrow. -^.^ They shouwd ^.^ nyot waugh ^-^ if I :33 couwd weach them; :3 nyow -:33 Shaww :33 she, within my :3 pow'w. - -x3 Entew ^w^ PAUWINyA, with :3 a ÚwÚ CHIWD - -OwO FIWST LORD. You >w< must ^.^ nyot >_> entew. ->_< PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ wathew, good my x3 wowds, >w< be uWu second ^-^ to >_> me. -OwO Feaw you his tyrannous passion :3 mowe, alas, ->w< Than OwO the Queen's x3 wife? OwO A >_< gwacious innyocent >_> souw, -Mowe free than ^.^ he :3 is jeawous. -ANTIGONUS. ^.^ That's ^w^ enyough. -x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >w< swept to-night; ^w^ commanded -None shouwd come at >_> him. ->_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyot OwO so hot, good siw; -I come ^-^ to bwing him ^-^ sweep. ^.^ 'Tis such as you, -:33 That cweep >_< wike ^w^ shadows uWu by ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do sigh -^.^ At OwO each his needless ÚwÚ heavings- such as you -Nourish OwO the cause >_> of his :3 awaking: I -Do come with uWu wowds as ÚwÚ medicinyaw as true, -Honyest as UwU eithew, ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwge him >_> of UwU that humouw -:33 That ÚwÚ pwesses him ^-^ fwom ^-^ sweep. -xDD WEONTES. What ^w^ nyoise there, ho? ->_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyo noise, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but :3 nyeedfuw >w< confewence -About >w< some UwU gossips uWu fow >_> youw uWu Highnyess. -xDD WEONTES. ^w^ How! -:3 Away with UwU that audacious ^-^ wady! >_< Antigonyus, -I OwO chawg'd ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^.^ she shouwd ^.^ nyot come about me; -I knew ^.^ she ^w^ wouwd. -ANTIGONUS. I told xDD hew so, my lord, -uWu On >_> youw displeasure's ;;w;; pewiw, ÚwÚ and uWu on ÚwÚ minye, -She shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< visit you. -xDD WEONTES. >_> What, ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU wuwe uWu hew? ->_< PAUWINyA. From >w< aww uWu dishonyesty ^.^ he ^w^ can: in this, ->_< Unwess ^.^ he UwU take OwO the ^-^ couwse UwU that you ^.^ have donye- -:33 Commit me uWu fow committing ÚwÚ honyouw- xDD twust it, -ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU wuwe >_> me. -ANTIGONUS. x3 Wa you nyow, you ^-^ heaw! -When ^.^ she uWu wiww UwU take OwO the x3 wein, I let xDD hew wun; -But she'll ^.^ nyot stumble. ->_< PAUWINyA. Good my UwU wiege, I come- -And I uWu beseech you hear uWu me, ^-^ who professes -Myself >_> youw :33 woyaw x3 sewvant, >_> youw ^-^ physician, -Your UwU most uWu obedient UwU counsewwow; ÚwÚ yet UwU that dawes -Less :3 appeaw so, in comforting >_> youw :33 eviws, ->w< Than such as UwU most ÚwÚ seem yours- I uWu say I come -From >_> youw good Queen. -xDD WEONTES. Good x3 Queen! ->_< PAUWINyA. Good uWu Queen, my lord, good ^w^ Queen- I uWu say good Queen; -And would uWu by combat ^-^ make xDD hew uWu good, OwO so ;;w;; wewe I -OwO A man, OwO the wowst about you. -xDD WEONTES. x3 Fowce xDD hew ^-^ hence. ->_< PAUWINyA. >_> Wet him UwU that makes uWu but >_< twifwes >_> of his eyes ->w< Fiwst hand >_> me. uWu On >_< minye >_> own accowd I'll off; -But ^.^ fiwst I'll ^-^ do my UwU ewwand. The good uWu Queen, ->_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is uWu good, ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought you :3 fowth :3 a ^-^ daughtew; -;;w;; Hewe 'tis; ;;w;; commends ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw blessing. -uWu [Waying ;;w;; down OwO the child] -xDD WEONTES. >_< Out! -OwO A :33 mankind witch! >_< Hence with UwU hew, >_< out o' OwO doow! -OwO A UwU most ^-^ intewwigencing :33 bawd! ->_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ so. -I x3 am as ^w^ ignyowant in UwU that as you -UwU In OwO so entitling me; ÚwÚ and nyo less >w< honyest ->w< Than you awe mad; ;;w;; which :3 is enyough, I'll x3 wawwant, -UwU As :3 this x3 wowwd >_> goes, ^-^ to xDD pass uWu fow :33 honyest. -xDD WEONTES. :3 Twaitows! -uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot push xDD hew ^w^ out? >w< Give xDD hew OwO the >w< bastawd. -uWu [To ^w^ ANTIGONyUS] Thou dotawd, :3 thou art woman-tir'd, :33 unwoosted -By >w< thy Dame >w< Pawtwet here. ;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ;;w;; bastawd; -OwO Take't uWu up, I ^w^ say; give't ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ cwonye. ->_< PAUWINyA. >_< Fow >w< evew -Unvenerable >w< be >w< thy x3 hands, ^-^ if :3 thou -Tak'st OwO up OwO the ^w^ Pwincess uWu by UwU that fowced ^w^ basenyess -^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> has >w< put >w< upon't! -xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ He xDD dweads his wife. ->_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ So I would you did; then 'twere ÚwÚ past >w< aww x3 doubt -You'd caww >_> youw chiwdwen ^w^ youws. -xDD WEONTES. OwO A ^w^ nyest >_> of >_> twaitows! -ANTIGONUS. I x3 am x3 nyonye, uWu by :3 this good >_> wight. ->_< PAUWINyA. Nyow I; :3 nyow ^-^ any -But ^-^ onye that's xDD hewe; ÚwÚ and that's ;;w;; himsewf; uWu fow ^.^ he -The xDD sacwed uWu honyouw >_> of himself, his xDD Queen's, -His ^w^ hopefuw >_> son's, his babe's, ;;w;; betways ^-^ to slander, -uWu Whose sting :3 is ;;w;; shawpew than OwO the sword's; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww nyot- ->_< Fow, as OwO the UwU case :3 nyow :3 stands, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^w^ cuwse -ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< be xDD compeww'd ^-^ to UwU 't- UwU once wemuv -The >w< woot >_> of his ^-^ opinyion, ;;w;; which :3 is rotten -UwU As >w< evew xDD oak ^w^ ow stonye ÚwÚ was :3 sound. -xDD WEONTES. OwO A >_< cawwat -x3 Of :33 boundwess tongue, ^-^ who ^.^ wate ;;w;; hath beat xDD hew xDD husband, -And :3 nyow ÚwÚ baits UwU me! :3 This OwO bwat :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of mine; -^w^ It :3 is OwO the xDD issue >_> of x3 Powixenyes. ->_< Hence with it, ÚwÚ and >_> togethew with OwO the dam -:33 Commit them ^-^ to OwO the >w< fiwe. ->_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ youws. -And, UwU might ^-^ we uWu way th' ^.^ owd OwO pwuvwb ^-^ to >_> youw chawge, -^w^ So >_< wike you 'tis OwO the >w< wowse. >_< Behowd, my x3 wowds, -UwU Awthough OwO the x3 pwint >w< be little, OwO the xDD whowe matter -And >w< copy >_> of OwO the >_> fathew- eye, nyose, lip, -The xDD twick UwU of's ^.^ fwown, his fowehead; xDD nyay, OwO the >_> vawwey, -The pwetty uWu dimpwes >_> of his chin ÚwÚ and xDD cheek; his :3 smiwes; -The vewy >_> mouwd ÚwÚ and fwame >_> of ;;w;; hand, >_< nyaiw, finger. -And thou, good :3 goddess uWu Nyatuwe, ;;w;; which x3 hast :3 made ^.^ it -^w^ So >_< wike ^-^ to him UwU that ^w^ got it, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast -The owdewing >_> of OwO the :33 mind UwU too, 'mongst >w< aww colours -:3 Nyo x3 yewwow ^w^ in't, west ^.^ she suspect, as ^.^ he does, -Her chiwdwen ^.^ nyot xDD hew husband's! -xDD WEONTES. OwO A :3 gwoss >_< hag! -And, wozew, :3 thou art >w< wowthy ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; hang'd -:33 That xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot stay xDD hew OwO tongue. -ANTIGONUS. >w< Hang >w< aww OwO the >_> husbands -:33 That cannyot ^-^ do UwU that feat, ^w^ you'ww xDD weave yourself -Hardly ^-^ onye ^w^ subject. -xDD WEONTES. >w< Once :3 mowe, UwU take xDD hew ^-^ hence. ->_< PAUWINyA. OwO A UwU most unworthy ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw lord -^w^ Can ^-^ do nyo more. -xDD WEONTES. I'll UwU ha' ÚwÚ thee UwU buwnt. ->_< PAUWINyA. I cawe not. -^w^ It :3 is OwO an OwO hewetic UwU that makes OwO the fire, -:3 Nyot ^.^ she ;;w;; which burns >w< in't. I'll ^.^ nyot caww you >_> tywant -But :3 this UwU most x3 cwuew >_< usage >_> of >_> youw ^w^ Queen- -:3 Nyot able ^-^ to >_> pwoduce ^-^ mowe ;;w;; accusation ->w< Than >_> youw >_> own ^-^ weak-hing'd >_> fancy- xDD something savouws -x3 Of tywanny, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ ignyobwe ^-^ make you, -xDD Yea, UwU scandawous ^-^ to OwO the world. -xDD WEONTES. uWu On >_> youw allegiance, -Out >_> of OwO the ;;w;; chambew with her! Were I :3 a tyrant, -:3 Whewe ;;w;; wewe xDD hew x3 wife? She durst ^.^ nyot caww me so, ->w< If ^.^ she >_> did xDD knyow me ^w^ onye. :3 Away with her! ->_< PAUWINyA. I pray you, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot push me; I'll >w< be gone. -Wook ^-^ to >_> youw babe, my ^w^ wowd; 'tis ^w^ youws. OwO Juv ^-^ send xDD hew -OwO A better :3 guiding spirit! What ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ these ^-^ hands? -You UwU that awe ;;w;; thus OwO so >w< tendew o'ew his fowwies -uWu Wiww never ^-^ do him uWu good, ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> of you. -UwU So, ÚwÚ so. Farewell; ^-^ we awe gone. Exit -xDD WEONTES. uWu Thou, >w< twaitow, x3 hast xDD set uWu on >w< thy UwU wife ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. -UwU My chiwd! :3 Away >w< with't. >_< Even thou, UwU that x3 hast -OwO A OwO heawt OwO so >w< tendew o'ew it, UwU take ^.^ it hence, -And UwU see ^.^ it OwO instantwy UwU consum'd with uWu fiwe; ->_< Even thou, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye uWu but >w< thou. ;;w;; Take ^.^ it OwO up ÚwÚ stwaight. -xDD Within :3 this hour bwing me >_> wowd 'tis >_< donye, -And uWu by good ÚwÚ testimony, ^w^ ow I'll ÚwÚ seize >w< thy xDD wife, -x3 With UwU that :3 thou ewse ^.^ caww'st >w< thinye. >w< If :3 thou >w< wefuse, -And xDD wiwt uWu encountew with my wwath, uWu say >w< so; -The xDD bastawd >w< bwains with ^.^ these my pwopew ^.^ hands -:33 Shaww I :3 dash >_< out. Go, UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the uWu fiwe; ->_< Fow :3 thou >w< set'st uWu on >w< thy wife. -ANTIGONUS. I >_> did ;;w;; nyot, sir. -^.^ These x3 wowds, my x3 nyobwe fellows, ^-^ if uWu they please, -^w^ Can ;;w;; cweaw me >w< in't. -xDD WOWDS. We ^.^ can. UwU My :33 woyaw UwU wiege, -ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO guiwty >_> of xDD hew UwU coming hithew. -xDD WEONTES. ^w^ You'we >_< wiaws all. -OwO FIWST LORD. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^w^ give OwO us better credit. -We ^.^ have :33 awways ^.^ twuwy sewv'd OwO you; ÚwÚ and uWu beseech -^w^ So ^-^ to >_< esteem >_> of >_< us; ÚwÚ and uWu on ^-^ ouw knyees ^-^ we ^.^ beg, -UwU As ÚwÚ wecompense >_> of ^-^ ouw dear services ->_< Past ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD come, UwU that you ^-^ do >_> change :3 this >_< puwpose, -^w^ Which being OwO so :3 howwibwe, OwO so bwoody, >w< must -Lead uWu on ^-^ to >w< some ;;w;; fouw >_< issue. We >w< aww ^.^ knyeew. -xDD WEONTES. I x3 am :3 a feathew uWu fow OwO each ^.^ wind UwU that OwO bwows. -:33 Shaww I live uWu on ^-^ to UwU see :3 this xDD bastawd knyeew -And caww me fathew? >_< Bettew >_< buwn ^.^ it :3 nyow ->w< Than ^w^ cuwse ^.^ it xDD then. But >w< be xDD it; let ^.^ it wive. -^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot nyeithew. uWu [To ^w^ ANTIGONyUS] :3 You, >_> Siw, come you hithew. -You UwU that ^.^ have >_< been OwO so tendewwy officious -x3 With OwO Wady xDD Mawgewy, >_> youw midwife there, -ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 this bastawd's ^.^ wife- uWu fow 'tis :3 a UwU bastawd, -^w^ So ^w^ suwe as :3 this beard's grey- what uWu wiww you adventuwe -ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 this ;;w;; bwat's x3 wife? -ANTIGONUS. :33 Anything, my lord, -:33 That my >w< abiwity ^-^ may ;;w;; undewgo, -And ;;w;; nyobwenyess ^-^ impose. ^.^ At >_> weast, ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ much: -I'll ^.^ pawn OwO the wittwe UwU bwood ;;w;; which I ^.^ have weft -ÚwÚ To :33 save OwO the innocent- ^w^ anything >_< possibwe. -xDD WEONTES. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< possibwe. OwO Sweaw uWu by :3 this >_< swowd -Thou xDD wiwt OwO pewfowm my ^-^ bidding. -ANTIGONUS. I wiww, my :33 wowd. -xDD WEONTES. Mark, ÚwÚ and OwO pewfowm >_> it- >w< seest thou? >_< Fow OwO the x3 faiw -x3 Of ^-^ any point xDD in't uWu shaww ^.^ nyot only >w< be -^.^ Death ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, uWu but ^-^ to >w< thy OwO wewd-tongu'd xDD wife, -x3 Whom uWu fow :3 this UwU time ^-^ we ;;w;; pawdon. We UwU enjoin ^.^ thee, -UwU As :3 thou art liegeman ^-^ to >w< us, UwU that :3 thou carry -:3 This female xDD bastawd >_> hence; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou bear ^.^ it -ÚwÚ To >w< some :3 wemote ÚwÚ and desewt place, ^-^ quite >_< out -x3 Of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dominyions; ÚwÚ and UwU that there :3 thou xDD weave it, -Without ^-^ mowe >w< mewcy, ^-^ to ^.^ it >_> own >w< pwotection -And :3 favouw >_> of OwO the cwimate. UwU As uWu by ÚwÚ stwange >_> fowtunye -^w^ It came ^-^ to >w< us, I ^-^ do in :33 justice chawge ^.^ thee, -uWu On >w< thy >_< souw's peril ÚwÚ and >w< thy body's >w< towtuwe, -:33 That :3 thou ÚwÚ commend ^.^ it stwangewy ^-^ to >w< some place -:3 Whewe uWu chance ^-^ may ÚwÚ nyuwse ^w^ ow ^-^ end it. ;;w;; Take ^.^ it :33 up. -ANTIGONUS. I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ do this, >w< though :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent death -Had >_< been ^-^ mowe mewcifuw. Come OwO on, UwU poow ;;w;; babe. -uWu Some >w< powewfuw spirit uWu instwuct OwO the kites ÚwÚ and ravens -ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< thy nyuwses! ÚwÚ Wowves ÚwÚ and bears, uWu they ÚwÚ say, -Casting theiw x3 savagenyess :33 aside, ^.^ have x3 donye -;;w;; Wike ^-^ offices >_> of ;;w;; pity. >_> Siw, >w< be pwospewous -UwU In ^-^ mowe than :3 this deed OwO does ^w^ wequiwe! And xDD bwessing -uWu Against :3 this cruelty fight uWu on >w< thy >w< side, -OwO Poow :33 thing, :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^w^ woss! Exit with OwO the >w< chiwd -xDD WEONTES. No, I'll ^.^ nyot rear -UwU Anyothew's >_< issue. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANT. UwU Pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ;;w;; posts -From x3 those you x3 sent ^-^ to th' >w< owacwe awe come -An hour since. :3 Cweomenyes ÚwÚ and >_< Dion, ->_> Being ;;w;; weww awwiv'd ^-^ fwom Dewphos, awe uWu both ^w^ wanded, -^.^ Hasting ^-^ to th' couwt. -OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ;;w;; siw, theiw ÚwÚ speed -;;w;; Hath >_< been uWu beyond xDD account. -xDD WEONTES. :3 Twenty-thwee >_< days -^.^ They ^.^ have >_< been absent; 'tis good ÚwÚ speed; fowetewws -The gweat Apollo :33 suddenwy uWu wiww ^.^ have -The >w< twuth >_> of :3 this appear. Pwepawe you, lords; -Summon :3 a ^w^ session, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may uWu awwaign -Our UwU most >w< diswoyaw lady; for, as ^.^ she ;;w;; hath -:3 Been x3 pubwicwy ^-^ accus'd, OwO so uWu shaww ^.^ she ^.^ have -OwO A ^.^ just ÚwÚ and open trial. OwO Whiwe ^.^ she x3 wives, -UwU My OwO heawt uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_> buwden ^-^ to >_> me. Weave me; -And ÚwÚ think x3 upon my ^-^ bidding. >_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. -Siciwia. uWu On OwO the woad ^-^ to OwO the :33 Capitaw - -x3 Entew ÚwÚ CWEOMENyES ÚwÚ and DION - -UwU CWEOMENyES. The climate's delicate, OwO the ÚwÚ aiw UwU most ;;w;; sweet, -Fertile OwO the ÚwÚ iswe, OwO the :33 tempwe >w< much xDD suwpassing -The ^w^ common UwU pwaise ^.^ it bears. ->w< DION. I uWu shaww report, ->_< Fow UwU most ^.^ it >_> caught uWu me, OwO the celestial ^-^ habits- -x3 Methinks I OwO so shouwd term ^w^ them- ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wevewence -x3 Of OwO the grave :33 weawews. :33 O, OwO the :3 sacwifice! -OwO How >_> cewemonyious, ÚwÚ sowemn, ÚwÚ and unyeawthwy, -^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< i' th' >_< off'wing! -UwU CWEOMENyES. But >_> of aww, OwO the ^-^ buwst -And OwO the ^.^ eaw-deaf'nying >w< voice o' th' ÚwÚ owacwe, ->_> Kin ^-^ to ÚwÚ Juv's thunder, OwO so UwU suwpwis'd my :33 sense -:33 That I ÚwÚ was nothing. ->w< DION. >w< If th' ^-^ event o' th' journey -uWu Pwuv as ÚwÚ successfuw ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Queen- :33 O, be't UwU so!- -UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ to OwO us wawe, ÚwÚ pweasant, uWu speedy, -The UwU time :3 is wowth OwO the ;;w;; use on't. -UwU CWEOMENyES. Great Apollo -OwO Tuwn >w< aww ^-^ to th' best! ^.^ These ^.^ pwocwamations, -^w^ So :3 fowcing faults x3 upon Hewmionye, -I wittwe like. ->w< DION. The viowent carriage >_> of ^.^ it -uWu Wiww ;;w;; cweaw ^w^ ow ^-^ end OwO the :33 businyess. When OwO the oracle- -ÚwÚ Thus uWu by xDD Apowwo's gweat >_< divinye seal'd up- -:33 Shaww OwO the uWu contents :33 discuvw, xDD something x3 wawe ->_< Even then uWu wiww x3 wush ^-^ to knowledge. uWu Go; ^.^ fwesh >_< howses. -And >_< gwacious >w< be OwO the :3 issue! >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Siciwia. OwO A couwt >_> of :33 justice - -x3 Entew LEONTES, LORDS, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS - -xDD WEONTES. :3 This >_> sessions, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gweat >w< gwief ^-^ we UwU pwonyounce, ->_< Even >_< pushes >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw >_> heawt- OwO the party twied, -The daughter >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, ^-^ ouw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye -x3 Of OwO us xDD too >w< much :3 bewov'd. >_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; cweaw'd -x3 Of being tywannyous, >_< since ^-^ we OwO so ;;w;; openwy -x3 Pwoceed in justice, ;;w;; which uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 due ^.^ couwse, ->_< Even ^-^ to OwO the UwU guiwt ^w^ ow OwO the xDD puwgation. -Pwoduce OwO the xDD pwisonyew. ->_> OFFICEW. ^w^ It :3 is his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe UwU that OwO the Queen -xDD Appeaw in person here in couwt. - -x3 Entew HERMIONE, as ^-^ to xDD hew trial, ^w^ PAUWINyA, ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES - -:33 Siwence! -xDD WEONTES. x3 Wead OwO the ^.^ indictment. ->_> OFFICEW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Hermione, Queen ^-^ to OwO the >w< wowthy Leontes, UwU King >_> of -ÚwÚ Siciwia, :3 thou art here >w< accused ÚwÚ and UwU awwaignyed >_> of UwU high tweason, in -committing adultery with Polixenes, UwU King >_> of UwU Bohemia; ÚwÚ and -;;w;; conspiwing with :33 Camiwwo ^-^ to UwU take away OwO the life >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign -lord OwO the ;;w;; King, >w< thy :33 woyaw husband: OwO the :33 pwetence ^w^ wheweof being uWu by -UwU ciwcumstances pawtwy >_> waid ^.^ open, thou, Hewmionye, contrary ^-^ to OwO the -:3 faith ÚwÚ and :33 awwegiance >_> of OwO twue :3 subject, didst counsew ÚwÚ and aid ;;w;; them, -uWu fow theiw better >w< safety, ^-^ to UwU fwy away uWu by >_< nyight.' -xDD HEWMIONyE. x3 Since what I x3 am ^-^ to uWu say >w< must >w< be uWu but UwU that -^w^ Which contwadicts my ;;w;; accusation, ÚwÚ and -The OwO testimony uWu on my part nyo uWu othew -But what comes ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ mysewf, ^.^ it uWu shaww scarce ^w^ boot me -ÚwÚ To uWu say >_> 'Nyot guiwty.' Minye integwity ->_> Being uWu counted :3 fawsehood ^-^ shaww, as I express it, -Be OwO so ;;w;; weceiv'd. But UwU thus- ^-^ if pow'rs >_< divinye -ÚwÚ Behowd ^-^ ouw human actions, as uWu they uWu do, -I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot then uWu but >w< innyocence uWu shaww ^-^ make -UwU Fawse ;;w;; accusation >w< bwush, ÚwÚ and ^w^ tywanny -^-^ Twembwe at uWu patience. :3 You, my lord, :33 best >_> knyow- -OwO Who :33 weast uWu wiww ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; so- my ÚwÚ past life -;;w;; Hath >_< been as continent, as chaste, as true, -UwU As I x3 am :3 nyow UwU unhappy; ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ mowe ->w< Than history can :3 pattewn, >w< though >_< devis'd -And >_> pway'd ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ spectatows; uWu fow >w< behowd :3 me- -OwO A :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw :33 bed, ;;w;; which owe -OwO A xDD moiety >_> of OwO the thwonye, :3 a gweat :3 king's >_> daughtew, -The mothew ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ hopefuw pwince- here standing -ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwate ÚwÚ and talk uWu fow life ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw fowe -OwO Who >w< pwease ^-^ to come ÚwÚ and heaw. >_< Fow xDD wife, I UwU pwize ^.^ it -UwU As I ^.^ weigh gwief, ;;w;; which I would ÚwÚ spawe; uWu fow xDD honyouw, -^.^ 'Tis :3 a dewivative ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to ÚwÚ minye, -And only UwU that I ^.^ stand OwO fow. I appeal -ÚwÚ To >_> youw >_> own ^.^ conscience, ;;w;; siw, before ^.^ Powixenyes -Came ^-^ to >_> youw couwt, how I ÚwÚ was in >_> youw >w< gwace, -OwO How ^-^ mewited ^-^ to >w< be >w< so; >_< since ^.^ he >w< came, -x3 With what uWu encountew OwO so ÚwÚ uncuwwent I ->_< Have UwU stwain'd x3 t' :3 appeaw ;;w;; thus; ^-^ if ^-^ onye :3 jot uWu beyond -The bound >_> of xDD honyouw, ^w^ ow in ^.^ act ^w^ ow uWu wiww -:33 That uWu way inclining, >_> hawd'nyed >w< be OwO the hearts -x3 Of >w< aww UwU that hear uWu me, ÚwÚ and my near'st >_> of uWu kin -OwO Cwy ^-^ fie x3 upon my ;;w;; gwave! -xDD WEONTES. I :33 nye'ew heard ÚwÚ yet -:33 That ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these OwO bowdew UwU vices ^w^ wanted -Less ^.^ impudence ^-^ to x3 gainsay what uWu they >_> did ->w< Than ^-^ to OwO pewfowm ^.^ it >_> fiwst. -xDD HEWMIONyE. ^.^ That's OwO twue enyough; -^-^ Though 'tis :3 a >_< saying, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot :3 due ^-^ to >_> me. -xDD WEONTES. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> own it. -xDD HEWMIONyE. Mowe than ^w^ mistwess >_> of -^w^ Which comes ^-^ to me in name >_> of UwU fauwt, I >w< must ^.^ nyot -^.^ At >w< aww acknowledge. >_< Fow Polixenes, -x3 With xDD whom I x3 am ^-^ accus'd, I ^-^ do x3 confess -I :33 wov'd him as in uWu honyouw ^.^ he requir'd; -x3 With such :3 a >w< kind >_> of love as UwU might ÚwÚ become -OwO A wady >_< wike me; with :3 a love x3 even :33 such, -^w^ So ÚwÚ and nyo xDD othew, as yourself ;;w;; commanded; -^w^ Which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< donye, I ÚwÚ think xDD had >_< been in me -Both ^.^ disobedience ÚwÚ and ingratitude -ÚwÚ To you ÚwÚ and towawd >_> youw :3 fwiend; uWu whose love xDD had spoke, -:33 Evew >_< since ^.^ it :33 couwd ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ fwom OwO an ^w^ infant, fweewy, -:33 That ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ youws. Nyow uWu fow conspiracy: -I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^.^ it ^.^ tastes, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ dish'd ->_< Fow me ^-^ to twy x3 how; >w< aww I xDD knyow >_> of ^.^ it -^-^ Is UwU that :33 Camiwwo ÚwÚ was OwO an >w< honyest >w< man; -And x3 why ^.^ he weft >_> youw couwt, OwO the UwU gods themsewves, -:3 Wotting nyo ^-^ mowe than OwO I, awe >_< ignyowant. -xDD WEONTES. You knew >_> of his depawtuwe, as you xDD knyow -What you ^.^ have >w< undewta'en ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 in's x3 absence. -xDD HEWMIONyE. >_> Siw, -You speak :3 a language UwU that I undewstand not. -UwU My life ^-^ stands in OwO the ^w^ wevew >_> of >_> youw dreams, -^w^ Which I'll uWu way down. -xDD WEONTES. Your :33 actions awe my ^w^ dweams. -You xDD had :3 a xDD bastawd uWu by Polixenes, -And I uWu but :33 dweam'd it. UwU As you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ past >w< aww shame- -Those >_> of >_> youw >_< fact awe ;;w;; so- OwO so ÚwÚ past >w< aww OwO twuth; -^w^ Which ^-^ to deny UwU concewns ^-^ mowe than avaiws; uWu fow as -x3 Thy OwO bwat ;;w;; hath >_< been UwU cast out, >_< wike ^-^ to itself, -:3 Nyo fathew :3 ownying >_> it- ;;w;; which :3 is >_< indeed -Mowe cwiminyaw in ÚwÚ thee than >_> it- OwO so :3 thou -Shalt ;;w;; feew ^-^ ouw ;;w;; justice; in uWu whose :3 easiest ÚwÚ passage -Wook uWu fow nyo less than :33 death. -xDD HEWMIONyE. >_> Siw, spawe >_> youw threats. -The >w< bug ;;w;; which you would OwO fwight me with I ^w^ seek. -ÚwÚ To me can life >w< be nyo commodity. -The :3 cwown ÚwÚ and comfort >_> of my xDD wife, >_> youw >_< favouw, -I ^-^ do ^w^ give lost, uWu fow I ^-^ do ;;w;; feew ^.^ it gone, -But xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^.^ it >_< went; my uWu second ^.^ joy -And ^.^ fiwst >w< fwuits >_> of my body, ^-^ fwom his :3 pwesence -I x3 am baww'd, >_< wike ^-^ onye >_< infectious; my third UwU comfowt, -Staww'd UwU most ^.^ unwuckiwy, :3 is ^-^ fwom my breast- -The innyocent >_< miwk in ^.^ it UwU most innyocent x3 mouth- ->_> Haw'd >_< out ^-^ to :3 muwdew; ^-^ mysewf uWu on every OwO post ->_< Pwocwaim'd :3 a ;;w;; stwumpet; with immodest xDD hatwed -The chiwd-bed UwU pwiviwege denied, ;;w;; which 'wongs -ÚwÚ To >w< women >_> of >w< aww >_< fashion; :3 wastwy, huwwied -;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to :3 this place, >w< i' th' open :3 aiw, before -I ^.^ have ^w^ got OwO stwength >_> of limit. Nyow, my UwU wiege, ->_> Teww me what blessings I ^.^ have here x3 awive -:33 That I shouwd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ^-^ die. OwO Thewefowe :3 pwoceed. -But ÚwÚ yet hear this- >_> mistake me nyot: nyo xDD wife, -I UwU pwize ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a straw, uWu but uWu fow >_< minye uWu honyouw -^w^ Which I would ÚwÚ fwee- ^-^ if I uWu shaww >w< be :33 condemn'd -:3 Upon OwO suwmises, >w< aww pwoofs sweeping ewse -But what >_> youw OwO jeawousies >_< awake, I tell you -^.^ 'Tis rigour, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot waw. Your honours aww, -I ^-^ do ^.^ wefew me ^-^ to OwO the xDD owacwe: -Apollo >w< be my >_> judge! -OwO FIWST LORD. :3 This >_> youw xDD wequest -^-^ Is ^-^ awtogethew :3 just. :33 Thewefowe, bwing >w< fowth, -And in xDD Apowwo's uWu nyame, his oracle. ->_< Exeunt ÚwÚ cewtain OFFICEWS -xDD HEWMIONyE. The UwU Empewow >_> of >_> Wussia ÚwÚ was my uWu fathew; -:3 O UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe alive, ÚwÚ and here OwO behowding -His :33 daughtew's uWu twiaw! UwU that ^.^ he >_> did uWu but UwU see -The >_< fwatnyess >_> of my misery; ÚwÚ yet with eyes -x3 Of pity, ^.^ nyot wevenge! - -;;w;; We-entew :3 OFFICEWS, with ÚwÚ CWEOMENyES ÚwÚ and DION - ->_> OFFICEW. You here uWu shaww uWu sweaw x3 upon :3 this >_< swowd >_> of :33 justice -:33 That you, :3 Cweomenyes ÚwÚ and >_< Dion, ^.^ have -:3 Been uWu both at Dewphos, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^.^ have ^w^ bwought -:3 This seaw'd-up ÚwÚ owacwe, uWu by OwO the hand deliver'd -x3 Of gweat xDD Apowwo's xDD pwiest; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_< since then -You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot daw'd ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO the holy >w< seaw -Nyow ;;w;; wead OwO the >_> secwets >w< in't. -CWEOMENyES, >w< DION. ^-^ Aww :3 this ^-^ we uWu sweaw. -xDD WEONTES. :33 Bweak OwO up OwO the :33 seaws ÚwÚ and read. ->_> OFFICEW. ^-^ [Weads] uWu 'Hewmionye :3 is :33 chaste; ^.^ Powixenyes uWu bwamewess; -:33 Camiwwo :3 a OwO twue ;;w;; subject; Leontes :3 a x3 jeawous OwO tywant; his innyocent -;;w;; babe ^.^ twuwy ^-^ begotten; ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King uWu shaww live ^-^ without OwO an heir, ^-^ if -UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is lost >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD found.' -xDD WOWDS. Nyow bwessed >w< be OwO the gweat ^w^ Apowwo! -xDD HEWMIONyE. Pwaised! -xDD WEONTES. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; wead truth? ->_> OFFICEW. >w< Ay, my ^w^ wowd; x3 even OwO so -UwU As ^.^ it :3 is here xDD set down. -xDD WEONTES. Thewe :3 is nyo >w< twuth at >w< aww >w< i' th' oracle. -The :3 sessions uWu shaww :3 pwoceed. :3 This :3 is mere ^w^ fawsehood. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANT. UwU My lord OwO the ;;w;; King, OwO the >_< King! -xDD WEONTES. What :3 is OwO the business? -SERVANT. :3 O ;;w;; siw, I uWu shaww >w< be hated ^-^ to wepowt OwO it: -The Prince >_> youw UwU son, with mere uWu conceit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw -x3 Of OwO the Queen's uWu speed, :3 is gone. -xDD WEONTES. ^w^ How! Gonye? -SERVANT. ^-^ Is UwU dead. -xDD WEONTES. xDD Apowwo's angry; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu heavens themsewves -Do strike at my x3 injustice. :33 [HEWMIONyE >_< swoons] -OwO How nyow, ;;w;; thewe! ->_< PAUWINyA. :3 This UwU nyews :3 is x3 mowtaw ^-^ to OwO the Queen. Wook ;;w;; down -And UwU see what death :3 is doing. -xDD WEONTES. ;;w;; Take xDD hew ^-^ hence. -Her OwO heawt :3 is uWu but o'ewchawg'd; ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< wecuvw. -I ^.^ have xDD too >w< much bewiev'd >_< minye >_> own ^w^ suspicion. -^-^ Beseech you tendewwy OwO appwy ^-^ to xDD hew -uWu Some xDD wemedies uWu fow wife. ->_< Exeunt :33 PAUWINyA ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES with xDD HEWMIONyE -:3 Apowwo, pawdon -UwU My gweat ÚwÚ pwofanyenyess >w< 'gainst UwU thinye oracle. -I'll weconciwe me ^-^ to Polixenes, -Nyew ^w^ woo my queen, >_> wecaww OwO the good :33 Camiwwo- -x3 Whom I :3 pwocwaim :3 a man >_> of truth, >_> of uWu mewcy. ->_< Fow, being twanspowted uWu by my OwO jeawousies -ÚwÚ To bwoody >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ wevenge, I ^.^ chose -:33 Camiwwo uWu fow OwO the >_< minyistew ^-^ to :3 poison -UwU My fwiend xDD Powixenyes; ;;w;; which xDD had >_< been x3 donye -But UwU that OwO the good :33 mind >_> of :33 Camiwwo >_> tawdied -UwU My swift ^.^ command, >w< though I with death ÚwÚ and with -Reward >_> did ^.^ thweaten ÚwÚ and encourage ^w^ him, -:3 Nyot UwU doing ^.^ it ÚwÚ and being >w< donye. >_< He, UwU most humanye -And fill'd with xDD honyouw, ^-^ to my >w< kingwy uWu guest -Unclasp'd my pwactice, ;;w;; quit his :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; hewe, -^w^ Which you knew >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; hazawd -x3 Of >w< aww incertainties ^-^ himsewf xDD commended, -:3 Nyo wichew than his honyouw. OwO How ^.^ he uWu gwistews -uWu Thowough my rust! And how his ^-^ piety -uWu Does my deeds ^-^ make OwO the bwackew! - -;;w;; We-entew :33 PAUWINyA - ->_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ Woe OwO the whiwe! -:33 O, ÚwÚ cut my ^.^ wace, west my xDD heawt, x3 cwacking it, -:33 Bweak OwO too! -OwO FIWST LORD. What x3 fit :3 is this, good >w< wady? ->_< PAUWINyA. What ^.^ studied ;;w;; towments, tyrant, x3 hast uWu fow x3 me? -What >_< wheews, racks, fiwes? what flaying, OwO boiwing -UwU In weads ^w^ ow oils? What ^.^ owd ^w^ ow ÚwÚ nyewew >_> towtuwe -Must I ^-^ weceive, uWu whose every >_> wowd ^-^ desewves -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ taste >_> of >w< thy UwU most ^w^ wowst? x3 Thy ^w^ tywanny -Together >_< wowking with >w< thy :33 jeawousies, ->_> Fancies xDD too uWu weak uWu fow uWu boys, xDD too green ÚwÚ and :33 idwe ->_< Fow girls >_> of x3 nyinye- :33 O, ÚwÚ think what uWu they ^.^ have >_< donye, -And then run mad :3 indeed, :33 stawk mad; uWu fow >w< aww -x3 Thy OwO by-gonye >w< foowewies ;;w;; wewe uWu but x3 spices >_> of it. -:33 That :3 thou :33 betway'dst Polixenes, 'twas OwO nyothing; -:33 That >_> did uWu but show ^.^ thee, >_> of :3 a fool, >w< inconstant, -And x3 damnyabwe ingwatefuw. Nyow >_> was't >w< much -Thou wouldst ^.^ have uWu poison'd good >w< Camiwwo's xDD honyouw, -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him :33 kiww :3 a >_< king- UwU poow >w< twespasses, -Mowe monstrous standing ^.^ by; ^w^ wheweof I reckon -The ;;w;; casting :3 fowth ^-^ to cwows >w< thy baby daughter -ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ ow UwU nyonye ^w^ ow little, >w< though :3 a ^w^ deviw -Wouwd ^.^ have shed >w< watew >_< out >_> of x3 fiwe ewe :3 donye't; -Nyow :3 is't :33 diwectwy >_> waid ^-^ to ^.^ thee, OwO the death -x3 Of OwO the x3 young Pwince, uWu whose honyouwabwe >_< thoughts- ->_> Thoughts UwU high uWu fow ^-^ onye OwO so :33 tendew- cleft OwO the OwO heawt -:33 That :33 couwd >_< conceive :3 a :3 gwoss ÚwÚ and foowish ^-^ siwe -Blemish'd his >_< gwacious >w< dam. :3 This :3 is ;;w;; nyot, no, -Waid ^-^ to >w< thy answew; uWu but OwO the wast- :3 O x3 wowds, -When I ^.^ have said, x3 cwy 'Woe!'- OwO the uWu Queen, OwO the uWu Queen, -The ^.^ sweet'st, ^-^ deaw'st creature's >w< dead; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vengeance ->w< Fow't ^.^ nyot >_> dwopp'd ;;w;; down >_> yet. -OwO FIWST LORD. The highew pow'rs forbid! ->_< PAUWINyA. I uWu say she's >w< dead; I'll :33 sweaw't. >w< If >_> wowd :3 nyow OwO oath -Prevail ;;w;; nyot, >w< go ÚwÚ and :3 see. >w< If you can bwing -Tincture ^w^ ow >w< wustwe in xDD hew lip, xDD hew eye, -uWu Heat >_< outwawdwy ^w^ ow >_> bweath ÚwÚ within, I'll sewve you -UwU As I would ^-^ do OwO the xDD gods. But, :3 O :3 thou >w< tywant! -Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ wepent ^.^ these OwO things, uWu fow uWu they awe heaview ->w< Than >w< aww >w< thy ^.^ woes can stir; OwO thewefowe UwU betake ÚwÚ thee -ÚwÚ To nyothing uWu but ÚwÚ despaiw. OwO A ^w^ thousand knyees -xDD Ten ^w^ thousand years togethew, naked, ^w^ fasting, -:3 Upon :3 a xDD bawwen OwO mountain, ÚwÚ and still winter -UwU In :3 stowm :3 pewpetuaw, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot move OwO the UwU gods -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook UwU that uWu way :3 thou wert. -xDD WEONTES. uWu Go OwO on, >w< go x3 on. -Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot speak xDD too :33 much; I ^.^ have deserv'd -^-^ Aww ^.^ tongues ^-^ to talk theiw UwU bitt'west. -OwO FIWST LORD. Say nyo ^-^ mowe; -^.^ Howe'ew OwO the ^-^ businyess >_> goes, you ^.^ have :3 made fauwt -uWu I' th' :3 bowdnyess >_> of >_> youw xDD speech. ->_< PAUWINyA. I x3 am >_< sowwy for't. -^-^ Aww faults I >_> make, when I uWu shaww come ^-^ to xDD knyow ^.^ them. -I ^-^ do xDD wepent. ^.^ Awas, I ^.^ have show'd xDD too >w< much -The OwO washnyess >_> of :3 a woman! ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ touch'd -ÚwÚ To th' x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ heawt. What's gonye ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past ^w^ hewp -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ past ^w^ gwief. Do ^.^ nyot weceive affliction -^.^ At my ^-^ petition; I uWu beseech you, wathew ->_> Wet me >w< be :3 punyish'd UwU that ^.^ have >_> minded you -x3 Of what you shouwd forget. Nyow, good my UwU wiege, ->_> Siw, :33 woyaw ;;w;; siw, forgive :3 a foowish OwO woman. -The love I ^-^ bowe >_> youw OwO queen- >w< wo, OwO foow ^-^ again! -I'll speak >_> of xDD hew nyo :3 mowe, :3 nyow >_> of >_> youw >_> chiwdwen; -I'll ^.^ nyot wemembew you >_> of my >_> own lord, -OwO Who :3 is lost ^w^ too. ;;w;; Take >_> youw >_< patience ^-^ to you, -And I'll uWu say nothing. -xDD WEONTES. Thou didst speak uWu but ;;w;; weww -When UwU most OwO the OwO twuth; ;;w;; which I weceive >w< much better ->w< Than ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pitied >_> of thee. Prithee, bwing me -ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU dead OwO bodies >_> of my queen ÚwÚ and :33 son. ->_< Onye grave uWu shaww >w< be uWu fow >_> both. :3 Upon them uWu shaww -The ÚwÚ causes >_> of theiw death appear, x3 unto -Our ÚwÚ shame perpetual. >w< Once :3 a :3 day I'll >w< visit -The >w< chapew xDD whewe uWu they >_> wie; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws shed there -:33 Shaww >w< be my xDD wecweation. ^w^ So wong as ^-^ nyatuwe -uWu Wiww bear OwO up with :3 this exercise, OwO so wong -I ;;w;; daiwy x3 vow ^-^ to ;;w;; use it. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead me -ÚwÚ To ^.^ these :3 sowwows. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -^.^ Bohemia. The uWu sea-coast - -x3 Entew ^.^ ANTIGONyUS with OwO the CHIWD, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO MAWINyEW - -ANTIGONUS. Thou art pewfect then ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ship ;;w;; hath ^w^ touch'd x3 upon -The :3 desewts >_> of >_> Bohemia? -OwO MAWINyEW. >w< Ay, my lord, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw -We ^.^ have ^w^ wanded in i-iww time; OwO the >_< skies ÚwÚ wook gwimwy -And ^.^ thweaten ÚwÚ pwesent blusters. UwU In my ^.^ conscience, -The uWu heavens with UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have in hand awe :3 angwy -And :3 fwown x3 upon 's. -ANTIGONUS. Their xDD sacwed wills >w< be :33 donye! Go, >_< get aboard; -Wook ^-^ to >w< thy bark. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be wong before -I caww x3 upon thee. -OwO MAWINyEW. UwU Make >_> youw :33 best >_> haste; ÚwÚ and >w< go ^.^ nyot -:3 Too :3 faw >w< i' th' >w< wand; 'tis >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be loud ÚwÚ weathew; -UwU Besides, :3 this place :3 is :3 famous uWu fow OwO the cweatuwes -x3 Of uWu pwey UwU that ^-^ keep ÚwÚ upon't. -ANTIGONUS. uWu Go :3 thou away; -I'll follow instantly. -OwO MAWINyEW. I x3 am ^.^ gwad at OwO heawt -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so x3 wid o' th' :33 businyess. Exit -ANTIGONUS. ^w^ Come, UwU poow ;;w;; babe. -I ^.^ have heard, uWu but ^.^ nyot bewiev'd, OwO the uWu spiwits o' th' UwU dead -May ÚwÚ wawk again. >w< If such xDD thing ^.^ be, >w< thy mothew -Appear'd ^-^ to me last >_< nyight; uWu fow :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was ^-^ dweam -^w^ So >_< wike :3 a waking. ÚwÚ To me comes :3 a creature, ->_< Sometimes xDD hew head uWu on ^-^ onye >_> side >w< some x3 anyothew- -I never ^-^ saw :3 a vessel >_> of >_< wike xDD sowwow, -^w^ So fill'd ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ becoming; in ÚwÚ puwe >_> white :33 wobes, -;;w;; Wike vewy UwU sanctity, ^.^ she >_> did xDD appwoach -UwU My xDD cabin xDD whewe I OwO way; ÚwÚ thwice bow'd before me; -And, gasping ^-^ to begin >w< some speech, xDD hew eyes -x3 Became two spouts; OwO the :3 fuwy x3 spent, anon -OwO Did :3 this >_< bweak ^-^ fwom her: 'Good >_< Antigonyus, -x3 Since >w< fate, x3 against >w< thy better >_> disposition, -;;w;; Hath :3 made >w< thy person uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; thwowew-out -x3 Of my UwU poow babe, >w< accowding ^-^ to UwU thinye ^-^ oath, -Pwaces :3 wemote enough awe in >w< Bohemia, -Thewe ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ^.^ it cwying; :3 and, uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; babe -^-^ Is uWu counted lost uWu fow x3 evew, UwU Pewdita -I ÚwÚ pwithee call't. >_< Fow :3 this ungentwe businyess, -x3 Put uWu on ÚwÚ thee uWu by my lord, :3 thou :33 nye'ew ^-^ shawt UwU see -x3 Thy UwU wife ^w^ Pauwinya :3 mowe.' so, with shwieks, -She uWu mewted OwO into air. Affrighted xDD much, -I >_> did in UwU time >_< cowwect ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought -:3 This ÚwÚ was OwO so ÚwÚ and nyo :33 swumbew. Dreams awe toys; -xDD Yet, uWu fow :3 this once, ^-^ yea, superstitiously, -I uWu wiww >w< be x3 squaw'd uWu by ÚwÚ this. I ^-^ do believe -Hermione ;;w;; hath suffer'd >_< death, ÚwÚ and UwU that -Apollo ÚwÚ wouwd, :3 this being >_< indeed OwO the xDD issue -x3 Of UwU King Polixenes, ^.^ it shouwd here >w< be waid, -x3 Eithew uWu fow life ^w^ ow >_< death, x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth -x3 Of :3 its ^.^ wight father. :3 Bwossom, ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ thee well! -uWu [Waying ;;w;; down OwO the child] -Thewe >_< wie, ÚwÚ and there >w< thy character; there ^.^ these -uWu [Waying ;;w;; down :3 a bundwe] -^w^ Which >w< may, ^-^ if >_> fowtunye please, uWu both breed ^.^ thee, pretty, -And still west >w< thinye. The :3 stowm x3 begins. OwO Poow >_< wwetch, -:33 That uWu fow >w< thy >_> mothew's fauwt art ;;w;; thus ^.^ expos'd -ÚwÚ To woss ÚwÚ and what ^-^ may follow! UwU Weep I :33 cannyot, -But my OwO heawt :3 bweeds; ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; accuws'd x3 am I -ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu by OwO oath :33 enjoin'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. ^w^ Faweweww! -The :3 day :33 fwowns ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. Thou'rt >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have -OwO A >_> wuwwaby xDD too rough; I never ^-^ saw -The uWu heavens OwO so dim uWu by day. >_> [Nyoise >_> of uWu hunt ^w^ within] OwO A savage +^-^ Cawws nyot x3 youw counsels; >_> but UwU ouw natural xDD goodnyess +Imparts >_< this; ^w^ which, >_> if :3 you- ow uWu stupified +:33 Ow ÚwÚ seeming UwU so uWu in uWu skiww- ;;w;; cannyot ow xDD wiww nyot +Relish :3 a uWu twuth ^.^ wike us, infowm youwsewves +We >_< nyeed nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 youw xDD advice. uWu The >w< mattew, +uWu The woss, x3 the :33 gain, x3 the ord'ring on't, >_> is aww +>w< Pwopewwy >_> ouws. +ANTIGONUS. xDD And UwU I wish, x3 my ^.^ wiege, +>_> You xDD had >w< onwy uWu in x3 youw silent ^w^ judgment ;;w;; twied :33 it, +Without ^.^ mowe >_> uvwtuwe. +x3 WEONTES. How couwd :3 that :3 be? +^-^ Eithew xDD thou awt UwU most ÚwÚ ignyowant ^.^ by age, +:33 Ow xDD thou OwO wewt bown :3 a xDD foow. xDD Camiwwo's x3 fwight, +:33 Added to uWu theiw famiwiawity- +>_< Which UwU was >_< as gwoss >_< as OwO evew touch'd conjecture, +:33 That wack'd ^.^ sight >_> onwy, >_< nyought fow :33 appwobation +OwO But >w< onwy seeing, aww othew >_> ciwcumstances +Made x3 up to x3 th' >_> deed- xDD doth :3 push on ÚwÚ this ^w^ pwoceeding. +Yet, fow :3 a :33 gweatew ^.^ confiwmation- +For, uWu in >w< an ;;w;; act of ÚwÚ this ^.^ impowtance, >w< 'twewe +:3 Most ^.^ piteous to be >_> wiwd- UwU I uWu have x3 dispatch'd uWu in x3 post +;;w;; To uWu sacwed Delphos, to xDD Apowwo's ^-^ tempwe, +Cleomenes ÚwÚ and >_> Dion, ÚwÚ whom xDD you ^.^ knyow +Of UwU stuff'd uWu sufficiency. >_> Nyow, from x3 the ^-^ owacwe +^-^ They xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing all, x3 whose ÚwÚ spiwituaw counsel :33 had, +Shall ÚwÚ stop ow ^w^ spuw x3 me. :3 Have UwU I donye ^.^ weww? +uWu FIWST WOWD. Weww :33 donye, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ am satisfied, ÚwÚ and >_< nyeed nyo ^.^ mowe +Than >_> what UwU I knyow, yet UwU shaww x3 the ^-^ owacwe +Give xDD west to x3 th' minds of ;;w;; othews xDD such >_< as ^.^ he +>_< Whose ÚwÚ ignyowant credulity xDD wiww nyot +:3 Come x3 up to x3 th' truth. ^w^ So uWu have ^.^ we xDD thought >w< it ÚwÚ good +Fwom UwU ouw fwee ÚwÚ pewson ^.^ she >_> shouwd be confin'd, +Lest :3 that x3 the tweachewy of x3 the >w< two ^w^ fwed >w< hence +^w^ Be left her to >_< pewfowm. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; fowwow us; +We OwO awe to speak uWu in public; fow ÚwÚ this business +Will >w< waise >_> us all. +ANTIGONUS. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To waughtew, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, +;;w;; If x3 the ÚwÚ good uWu twuth :3 wewe knyown. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +>_< Siciwia. ^-^ A :3 pwison + +Entew >w< PAUWINyA, :3 a GENTLEMAN, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +OwO PAUWINyA. uWu The keeper of x3 the :33 pwison- caww to him; +Let ^.^ him uWu have >_< knyowwedge who UwU I am. uWu Exit ^-^ GENTWEMAN +^-^ Good :33 wady! +No court uWu in Europe >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ good fow ÚwÚ thee; +>_> What dost xDD thou xDD then uWu in UwU pwison? + +^.^ We-entew ^-^ GENTWEMAN with x3 the GAOLER + +>_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, +>_> You ^.^ knyow uWu me, UwU do xDD you ^w^ nyot? +GAOLER. For :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy UwU wady, +xDD And one who much UwU I honyouw. +OwO PAUWINyA. >_> Pway UwU you, >w< then, +;;w;; Conduct ;;w;; me to x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. +GAOLER. UwU I OwO may >_> nyot, x3 madam; +;;w;; To x3 the :33 contwawy UwU I uWu have express :33 commandment. +OwO PAUWINyA. >_> Hewe's ^w^ ado, to OwO wock x3 up honesty ÚwÚ and honour from +xDD Th' x3 access of ^-^ gentwe visitors! ^-^ Is't lawful, pray UwU you, +;;w;; To >_> see her women- xDD any of them? ^w^ Emiwia? +GAOLER. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, UwU madam, +;;w;; To put UwU apawt these x3 youw uWu attendants, +Shall ;;w;; bwing Emilia forth. +OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I pray now, caww her. +Withdraw youwsewves. Exeunt OwO ATTENDANTS +GAOLER. ^.^ And, UwU madam, +UwU I ^w^ must be xDD pwesent uWu at x3 youw conference. +OwO PAUWINyA. xDD Weww, ^.^ be't >_> so, UwU pwithee. uWu Exit GAOLER +>_> Hewe's xDD such x3 ado to >_< make nyo stain :3 a stain +;;w;; As ^-^ passes ÚwÚ cowouwing. + +^.^ We-entew GAOWEW, with uWu EMIWIA + +>_< Deaw gentwewoman, +How fawes UwU ouw >_> gwacious x3 wady? +EMILIA. ;;w;; As weww >_< as one UwU so great ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ fowwown +^-^ May howd together. On her ^-^ fwights ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwiefs, +>_< Which >_< nyevew xDD tendew uWu wady hath :3 bownye ;;w;; gweatew, +:33 She ;;w;; is, ^-^ something >w< befowe her time, :33 dewivew'd. +OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ A boy? +EMILIA. ^-^ A ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD goodwy ^w^ babe, +Lusty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike to wive. uWu The xDD Queen weceives +Much uWu comfowt in't; ;;w;; says >w< 'My poor pwisonyew, +UwU I ^w^ am >_< as innocent >_< as >w< you.' +OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I dawe be swown. +;;w;; These uWu dangewous ^w^ unsafe wunyes :33 i' x3 th' OwO King, :3 beshwew >w< them! +>w< He ^w^ must be told on't, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< shaww. uWu The ^.^ office +>_> Becomes :3 a OwO woman OwO best; I'll x3 take't ;;w;; upon OwO me; +;;w;; If UwU I ^-^ pwuv honey-mouth'd, wet x3 my >_> tongue blister, +xDD And >_< nyevew to x3 my red-look'd ÚwÚ angew be +uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet xDD any more. >_> Pway UwU you, uWu Emiwia, +>_< Commend x3 my best ^.^ obedience to x3 the >w< Queen; +;;w;; If ^.^ she x3 dawes :33 twust ;;w;; me with her xDD wittwe ^w^ babe, +I'll OwO show't x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and undewtake to be +:3 Hew advocate to x3 th' xDD woud'st. We UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow +How ^.^ he OwO may :33 soften uWu at x3 the ^.^ sight ^.^ o' x3 th' chiwd: +uWu The :3 siwence often of puwe innyocence +Pewsuades when speaking :33 faiws. +EMILIA. :3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy UwU madam, +uWu Youw honour ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD goodnyess >_> is UwU so ^w^ evident +:33 That x3 youw fwee x3 undewtaking ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; miss +^-^ A thriving uWu issue; there >_> is nyo uWu wady UwU wiving +^w^ So :3 meet fow ÚwÚ this great ^-^ ewwand. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw >w< wadyship +;;w;; To x3 visit x3 the :3 nyext room, I'll presently +:3 Acquaint x3 the xDD Queen of x3 youw UwU most x3 nyobwe offer +Who >_> but ^w^ to-day hammew'd of ÚwÚ this :33 design, +OwO But x3 duwst nyot tempt :3 a xDD minyistew of honyouw, +Lest ^.^ she >_> shouwd be uWu denyied. +OwO PAUWINyA. Teww hew, uWu Emiwia, +I'll use :3 that >_> tongue UwU I uWu have; >_> if wit fwow from't +;;w;; As boldness from x3 my x3 bosom, let't nyot be xDD doubted +UwU I UwU shaww UwU do UwU good. +EMILIA. Now be xDD you bwest fow :3 it! +I'll to x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you come ^-^ something >_> nyeawew. +GAOLER. uWu Madam, if't uWu pwease x3 the xDD Queen to >_> send x3 the ^w^ babe, +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what UwU I UwU shaww :3 incuw to pass :33 it, +>_> Having nyo ;;w;; wawwant. +OwO PAUWINyA. >_> You >_< nyeed nyot feaw :33 it, sir. +This chiwd UwU was ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the womb, ÚwÚ and >_> is +^-^ By law ÚwÚ and xDD pwocess of great ÚwÚ Nyatuwe thence +>_< Fweed ÚwÚ and enfranchis'd- nyot :3 a party to +uWu The ÚwÚ angew of x3 the OwO King, nor guiwty :33 of, +;;w;; If xDD any be, x3 the trespass of x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. +GAOLER. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve :3 it. +OwO PAUWINyA. Do nyot xDD you ;;w;; feaw. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, UwU I +Will stand betwixt xDD you ÚwÚ and danger. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +>_< Siciwia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES + +Entew LEONTES, >w< ANTIGONyUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ SEWVANTS + +x3 WEONTES. x3 Nyow >w< nyight nor day nyo west! ^.^ It >_> is >_> but ^.^ weaknyess +;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 the ;;w;; mattew ^w^ thus- mere weakness. ;;w;; If +uWu The cause :3 wewe nyot uWu in OwO being- ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< cause, +>_> She, x3 th' adultress; fow x3 the hawwot x3 king +Is quite ^w^ beyond >_< minye ^.^ awm, x3 out of x3 the ;;w;; bwank +xDD And ^w^ wevew of x3 my :3 bwain, >_> pwot-pwoof; >_> but ^.^ she +UwU I ^.^ can ÚwÚ hook to me- >_> say :3 that ^.^ she :3 wewe >w< gonye, +Given to x3 the ^w^ fiwe, :3 a >_> moiety of x3 my xDD west +^.^ Might come to ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. Who's OwO thewe? +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. OwO My xDD wowd? +x3 WEONTES. How does x3 the boy? +uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >w< He >_> took ÚwÚ good xDD west to-nyight; +'Tis ^w^ hop'd :33 his sicknyess >_> is discharg'd. +x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; To >_> see :33 his >_> nyobwenyess! +>_< Conceiving x3 the x3 dishonyouw of :33 his :33 mothew, +>w< He ^w^ stwaight :3 decwin'd, droop'd, >_> took >w< it deeply, +ÚwÚ Fasten'd ÚwÚ and fix'd x3 the ^-^ shame ^.^ on't uWu in himsewf, +UwU Thwew x3 off :33 his ^-^ spiwit, :33 his uWu appetite, :33 his sweep, +xDD And downwight >_< wanguish'd. Weave ;;w;; me x3 sowewy. ^w^ Go, +xDD See >w< how ^.^ he >w< fawes. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] OwO Fie, fie! nyo xDD thought of x3 him! +uWu The xDD vewy xDD thought of x3 my :33 wevenges :3 that uWu way +uWu Wecoiw ;;w;; upon me- uWu in >_< himsewf ^w^ too x3 mighty, +xDD And uWu in :33 his >_> pawties, :33 his alliance. Let ^.^ him be, +Untiw :3 a time OwO may serve; fow xDD pwesent vengeance, +^.^ Take >w< it on her. Camiwwo ÚwÚ and UwU Powixenyes +Laugh uWu at uWu me, >_< make uWu theiw >w< pastime uWu at x3 my ;;w;; sowwow. +^-^ They >_> shouwd nyot laugh >_> if UwU I couwd :3 weach OwO them; nor +Shall uWu she, within x3 my xDD pow'w. + +Entew >w< PAUWINyA, with :3 a :33 CHIWD + +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> You ^w^ must nyot enter. +OwO PAUWINyA. Nyay, UwU wathew, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowds, be second to x3 me. +Fear xDD you :33 his tywannyous passion >_> mowe, :3 awas, +Than x3 the Queen's :33 wife? ^-^ A >_> gwacious innocent x3 souw, +uWu Mowe fwee than ^.^ he >_> is UwU jeawous. +ANTIGONUS. >w< That's enyough. +^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. uWu Madam, ^.^ he hath nyot slept to-nyight; :3 commanded +^-^ Nyonye >_> shouwd come uWu at ^.^ him. +OwO PAUWINyA. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so >_> hot, ÚwÚ good siw; +UwU I come to ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him OwO sweep. 'Tis xDD such >_< as UwU you, +:33 That :3 cweep ^.^ wike ^-^ shadows ^.^ by :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 sigh +At >_< each :33 his >_> nyeedwess ;;w;; heavings- xDD such >_< as xDD you +>_> Nyouwish x3 the cause of :33 his awaking: UwU I +Do come with wowds >_< as medicinyaw >_< as ^-^ twue, +:3 Honyest >_< as ^-^ eithew, to OwO puwge ^.^ him of :3 that humouw +:33 That ;;w;; pwesses ^.^ him from OwO sweep. +x3 WEONTES. >_> What noise thewe, ho? +OwO PAUWINyA. No noise, x3 my wowd; >_> but needful conference +About x3 some OwO gossips fow x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. +x3 WEONTES. OwO How! +UwU Away with :3 that audacious :33 wady! >_> Antigonyus, +UwU I :3 chawg'd uWu thee :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd nyot come about OwO me; +UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ she would. +ANTIGONUS. UwU I told her >_> so, x3 my uWu wowd, +On x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe's x3 pewiw, ÚwÚ and on >_> minye, +:33 She >_> shouwd nyot x3 visit OwO you. +x3 WEONTES. What, ;;w;; canst nyot UwU wuwe OwO hew? +OwO PAUWINyA. Fwom aww >_> dishonyesty ^.^ he >_< can: uWu in uWu this, +OwO Unwess ^.^ he OwO take x3 the course :3 that xDD you uWu have xDD donye- +^-^ Commit ;;w;; me fow ÚwÚ committing ^w^ honyouw- :33 twust :33 it, +>w< He UwU shaww nyot UwU wuwe x3 me. +ANTIGONUS. :33 Wa xDD you now, xDD you hear! +x3 When ^.^ she xDD wiww OwO take x3 the rein, UwU I wet her run; +OwO But ^.^ she'ww nyot stumbwe. +OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ Good x3 my ^.^ wiege, UwU I come- +xDD And UwU I :33 beseech xDD you hear uWu me, who >_< pwofesses +xDD Mysewf x3 youw loyal uWu sewvant, x3 youw >_> physician, +uWu Youw UwU most obedient x3 counsewwow; yet :3 that x3 dawes +Wess appeaw >_> so, uWu in UwU comfowting x3 youw uWu eviws, +Than xDD such >_< as UwU most xDD seem OwO youws- UwU I >_> say UwU I come +Fwom x3 youw ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ Queen. +x3 WEONTES. ^-^ Good ^w^ Queen! +OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ Good :3 Queen, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ good Queen- UwU I >_> say ÚwÚ good >w< Queen; +xDD And ^.^ wouwd ^.^ by :33 combat >_< make her UwU good, UwU so :3 wewe UwU I +^-^ A ^w^ man, x3 the worst about OwO you. +x3 WEONTES. >w< Fowce her x3 hence. +OwO PAUWINyA. Let ^.^ him :3 that x3 makes >_> but twifwes of :33 his eyes +First uWu hand x3 me. On >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; accowd I'll :33 off; +OwO But xDD fiwst I'll UwU do x3 my ^-^ ewwand. uWu The ÚwÚ good :3 Queen, +For ^.^ she >_> is UwU good, hath ^.^ bwought xDD you fowth :3 a ;;w;; daughtew; +:3 Hewe ÚwÚ 'tis; uWu commends >w< it to x3 youw blessing. +[Laying down x3 the ;;w;; chiwd] +x3 WEONTES. UwU Out! +^-^ A ^.^ mankind :3 witch! OwO Hence with hew, x3 out ^.^ o' >w< doow! +^-^ A UwU most intewwigencing >w< bawd! +OwO PAUWINyA. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 so. +UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ÚwÚ ignyowant uWu in :3 that >_< as xDD you +^w^ In UwU so entitwing OwO me; ÚwÚ and nyo less xDD honyest +Than xDD you OwO awe >w< mad; which >_> is UwU enyough, I'll warrant, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ this wowwd :33 goes, to pass fow honest. +x3 WEONTES. ^w^ Twaitows! +Will xDD you nyot :3 push her out? Give her x3 the bastawd. +:33 [To ;;w;; ANTIGONyUS] ^.^ Thou x3 dotawd, xDD thou awt OwO woman-tiw'd, unwoosted +^-^ By >w< thy x3 Dame ÚwÚ Pawtwet hewe. ^.^ Take x3 up x3 the bastawd; +Take't up, UwU I say; >_> give't to >w< thy :33 cwonye. +OwO PAUWINyA. For OwO evew +Unvenyewabwe be >w< thy ^.^ hands, >_> if xDD thou +UwU Tak'st x3 up x3 the Pwincess ^.^ by :3 that xDD fowced baseness +>_< Which ^.^ he >_> has put ÚwÚ upon't! +x3 WEONTES. >w< He dweads :33 his x3 wife. +OwO PAUWINyA. ^w^ So UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ did; xDD then >w< 'twewe x3 past aww doubt +UwU You'd caww x3 youw x3 chiwdwen x3 youws. +x3 WEONTES. ^-^ A nyest of :33 twaitows! +ANTIGONUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyonye, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good light. +OwO PAUWINyA. x3 Nyow x3 I; nor xDD any +OwO But one ^w^ that's ^.^ hewe; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's :33 himsewf; fow ^.^ he +uWu The uWu sacwed honour of himsewf, :33 his :33 Queen's, +ÚwÚ His hopeful OwO son's, :33 his ^w^ babe's, ^w^ betways to slander, +>_< Whose ÚwÚ sting >_> is sharper than x3 the sword's; ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot- +For, >_< as x3 the case nyow stands, >w< it >_> is :3 a UwU cuwse +>w< He ;;w;; cannyot be OwO compeww'd to UwU 't- >_> once remove +uWu The ^.^ woot of :33 his :33 opinyion, which >_> is wotten +;;w;; As OwO evew ÚwÚ oak ow stone UwU was UwU sound. +x3 WEONTES. ^-^ A callat +Of boundwess ;;w;; tongue, who wate hath xDD beat her ^.^ husband, +xDD And nyow baits me! This :3 bwat >_> is >_< nyonye of minye; +^.^ It >_> is x3 the x3 issue of Polixenes. +OwO Hence with :33 it, ÚwÚ and togethew with x3 the :3 dam +^-^ Commit them to x3 the >_> fiwe. +OwO PAUWINyA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 youws. +^.^ And, ^w^ might ^.^ we uWu way x3 th' ;;w;; owd pwuvwb to x3 youw charge, +^w^ So ^.^ wike xDD you UwU 'tis x3 the x3 wowse. UwU Behowd, x3 my wowds, +Awthough x3 the pwint be UwU wittwe, x3 the whole ;;w;; mattew +xDD And copy of x3 the ^-^ fathew- >_< eye, nose, x3 wip, +uWu The twick >_> of's fwown, :33 his ^.^ fowehead; x3 nyay, x3 the valley, +uWu The OwO pwetty ;;w;; dimpwes of :33 his ^w^ chin ÚwÚ and OwO cheek; :33 his ÚwÚ smiwes; +uWu The xDD vewy mould ÚwÚ and fwame of uWu hand, xDD nyaiw, finger. +xDD And UwU thou, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ goddess OwO Nyatuwe, which x3 hast UwU made >w< it +^w^ So ^.^ wike to ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ got :33 it, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast +uWu The xDD owdewing of x3 the ^-^ mind :3 too, ^w^ 'mongst aww cowouws +No >w< yewwow OwO in't, xDD west ^.^ she ;;w;; suspect, >_< as ^.^ he >w< does, +:3 Hew x3 chiwdwen nyot her ^-^ husband's! +x3 WEONTES. ^-^ A gwoss >w< hag! +^.^ And, lozel, xDD thou awt ÚwÚ wowthy to be :33 hang'd +:33 That wiwt nyot xDD stay her :33 tongue. +ANTIGONUS. Hang aww x3 the ;;w;; husbands +:33 That ;;w;; cannyot UwU do :3 that :33 feat, you'ww OwO weave >_> youwsewf +:33 Hawdwy one xDD subject. +x3 WEONTES. Once >_> mowe, OwO take her x3 hence. +OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ A UwU most >_< unwowthy ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw ;;w;; wowd +UwU Can UwU do nyo more. +x3 WEONTES. I'll UwU ha' uWu thee ;;w;; buwnt. +OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I :3 cawe not. +^.^ It >_> is >w< an >_> hewetic :3 that x3 makes x3 the ^w^ fiwe, +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ she which buwns ÚwÚ in't. I'll nyot caww xDD you tyrant +OwO But ÚwÚ this UwU most UwU cwuew :3 usage of x3 youw Queen- +ÚwÚ Nyot able to produce ^.^ mowe :33 accusation +Than x3 youw UwU own ;;w;; weak-hing'd :3 fancy- ^-^ something UwU savouws +Of tywanny, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ignoble >_< make UwU you, +Yea, x3 scandawous to x3 the wowwd. +x3 WEONTES. On x3 youw xDD awwegiance, +UwU Out of x3 the x3 chambew with >_> hew! ^.^ Wewe UwU I :3 a ^w^ tywant, +Whewe :3 wewe her :33 wife? :33 She x3 duwst nyot caww ;;w;; me >_> so, +;;w;; If ^.^ she uWu did ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me onye. UwU Away with >_> hew! +OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I pray UwU you, UwU do nyot :3 push OwO me; I'll be ;;w;; gonye. +Wook to x3 youw ^w^ babe, x3 my wowd; UwU 'tis x3 youws. Juv >_> send her +^-^ A xDD bettew guiding :33 spiwit! >_> What >_< nyeeds these hands? +>_> You :3 that OwO awe OwO thus UwU so xDD tendew ^-^ o'ew :33 his follies +Will >_< nyevew UwU do ^.^ him UwU good, nyot one of OwO you. +So, :3 so. Farewell; ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. uWu Exit +x3 WEONTES. Thou, traitor, x3 hast uWu set on >w< thy >w< wife to UwU this. +OwO My >_> chiwd! UwU Away :33 with't. Even UwU thou, :3 that x3 hast +^-^ A >_< heawt UwU so xDD tendew ^-^ o'ew :33 it, OwO take >w< it hence, +xDD And >_> see >w< it instantly x3 consum'd with x3 fiwe; +Even UwU thou, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye >_> but thou. ^.^ Take >w< it x3 up stwaight. +OwO Within ÚwÚ this >_> houw ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd UwU 'tis :33 donye, +xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ good testimony, ow I'll x3 seize >w< thy :3 wife, +With :3 that xDD thou >_> ewse caww'st ÚwÚ thinye. ;;w;; If xDD thou wefuse, +xDD And wiwt x3 encountew with x3 my :33 wwath, >_> say so; +uWu The ^.^ bastawd brains with these x3 my OwO pwopew ^.^ hands +Shall UwU I ÚwÚ dash OwO out. ^w^ Go, OwO take >w< it to x3 the x3 fiwe; +For xDD thou :33 set'st on >w< thy x3 wife. +ANTIGONUS. UwU I uWu did >_> nyot, sir. +;;w;; These wowds, x3 my x3 nyobwe fewwows, >_> if ;;w;; they please, +UwU Can ^-^ cweaw ;;w;; me ÚwÚ in't. +ÚwÚ WOWDS. We ;;w;; can. OwO My royal ^.^ wiege, +>w< He >_> is nyot guiwty of her xDD coming hithew. +x3 WEONTES. uWu You'we ;;w;; wiaws all. +uWu FIWST WOWD. Beseech x3 youw >w< Highnyess, UwU give >_> us xDD bettew >w< cwedit. +We uWu have awways :33 twuwy sewv'd uWu you; ÚwÚ and :33 beseech +^w^ So to >_> esteem of us; ÚwÚ and on UwU ouw knees ^.^ we xDD beg, +;;w;; As recompense of UwU ouw uWu deaw >_< sewvices +^w^ Past ÚwÚ and to come, :3 that xDD you UwU do change ÚwÚ this xDD puwpose, +>_< Which ^.^ being UwU so x3 howwibwe, UwU so x3 bwoody, ^w^ must +xDD Wead on to x3 some fouw UwU issue. We aww knyeew. +x3 WEONTES. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ feathew fow >_< each wind :3 that ÚwÚ bwows. +Shall UwU I ^w^ wive on to >_> see ÚwÚ this ^.^ bastawd ^w^ knyeew +xDD And caww ;;w;; me father? uWu Bettew buwn >w< it nyow +Than UwU cuwse >w< it UwU then. OwO But be uWu it; wet >w< it wive. +^.^ It UwU shaww nyot >_> nyeithew. :33 [To ;;w;; ANTIGONyUS] >_< You, UwU Siw, come xDD you hithew. +>_> You :3 that uWu have :33 been UwU so ;;w;; tendewwy uWu officious +With xDD Wady Mawgewy, x3 youw midwife thewe, +;;w;; To :3 save ÚwÚ this >_< bastawd's life- fow UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ bastawd, +^w^ So >_< suwe >_< as ÚwÚ this beawd's uWu gwey- >_> what xDD wiww xDD you adventuwe +;;w;; To :3 save ÚwÚ this >w< bwat's :33 wife? +ANTIGONUS. >w< Anything, x3 my uWu wowd, +:33 That x3 my ability OwO may ^-^ undewgo, +xDD And nobleness impose. At least, OwO thus much: +I'll ^.^ pawn x3 the xDD wittwe :3 bwood which UwU I uWu have left +;;w;; To :3 save x3 the >_< innyocent- ;;w;; anything UwU possibwe. +x3 WEONTES. ^.^ It UwU shaww be UwU possibwe. Swear ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD swowd +^.^ Thou wiwt x3 pewfowm x3 my xDD bidding. +ANTIGONUS. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. +x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; Mawk, ÚwÚ and x3 pewfowm OwO it- seest thou? For x3 the fail +Of xDD any :33 point OwO in't UwU shaww nyot >w< onwy be +>_> Death to ;;w;; thysewf, >_> but to >w< thy x3 wewd-tongu'd :3 wife, +;;w;; Whom fow ÚwÚ this time ^.^ we pardon. We ;;w;; enjoin ÚwÚ thee, +;;w;; As xDD thou awt OwO wiegeman to us, :3 that xDD thou carry +This >_< femawe ^.^ bastawd OwO hence; ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD thou UwU beaw >w< it +;;w;; To x3 some wemote ÚwÚ and desewt pwace, quite x3 out +Of UwU ouw ^w^ dominyions; ÚwÚ and :3 that there xDD thou OwO weave :33 it, +Without ^.^ mowe mercy, to >w< it UwU own pwotection +xDD And ^.^ favouw of x3 the climate. ;;w;; As ^.^ by ;;w;; stwange :3 fowtunye +^.^ It ^-^ came to us, UwU I UwU do uWu in justice :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, +On >w< thy x3 souw's peril ÚwÚ and >w< thy body's torture, +:33 That xDD thou ÚwÚ commend >w< it OwO stwangewy to x3 some :33 pwace +Whewe chance OwO may nyuwse ow >w< end :3 it. ^.^ Take >w< it :33 up. +ANTIGONUS. UwU I >_< sweaw to UwU do uWu this, ^w^ though :3 a xDD pwesent :33 death +xDD Had :33 been ^.^ mowe mewcifuw. :3 Come ;;w;; on, poor OwO babe. +;;w;; Some powerful ^w^ spiwit instwuct x3 the :33 kites ÚwÚ and wavens +;;w;; To be >w< thy ^w^ nyuwses! >w< Wowves ÚwÚ and bears, ;;w;; they say, +^.^ Casting uWu theiw >_< savagenyess ÚwÚ aside, uWu have donye +Wike ;;w;; offices of >_> pity. UwU Siw, be :33 pwospewous +^w^ In ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed does wequiwe! xDD And >_> bwessing +^w^ Against ÚwÚ this OwO cwuewty >w< fight on >w< thy side, +OwO Poow ÚwÚ thing, condemn'd to ^w^ woss! uWu Exit with x3 the chiwd +x3 WEONTES. :3 Nyo, I'll nyot ^-^ weaw +Another's UwU issue. + +Entew :3 a SEWVANT + +SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw >w< Highnyess, :3 posts +Fwom UwU those xDD you sent to x3 th' ^-^ owacwe OwO awe come +^-^ An >_> houw since. Cleomenes ÚwÚ and >_> Dion, +uWu Being weww ^-^ awwiv'd from Delphos, OwO awe both wanded, +^.^ Hasting to x3 th' >_< couwt. +uWu FIWST WOWD. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, uWu theiw ^w^ speed +>_< Hath :33 been ^w^ beyond OwO account. +x3 WEONTES. Twenty-thwee OwO days +^-^ They uWu have :33 been ^-^ absent; UwU 'tis ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ speed; >_< fowetewws +uWu The great Apollo ;;w;; suddenwy xDD wiww uWu have +uWu The uWu twuth of ÚwÚ this :3 appeaw. Pwepawe UwU you, :3 wowds; +^.^ Summon :3 a x3 session, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may arraign +Our UwU most :3 diswoyaw ;;w;; wady; for, >_< as ^.^ she hath +:33 Been ÚwÚ pubwicwy xDD accus'd, UwU so UwU shaww ^.^ she uWu have +^-^ A >w< just ÚwÚ and open trial. While ^.^ she lives, +OwO My >_< heawt xDD wiww be :3 a buwden to x3 me. Weave OwO me; +xDD And think ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD bidding. Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>_< Siciwia. On x3 the woad to x3 the UwU Capitaw + +Entew CWEOMENyES ÚwÚ and OwO DION + +CWEOMENyES. uWu The x3 cwimate's >_> dewicate, x3 the ^w^ aiw UwU most sweet, +Fewtiwe x3 the isle, x3 the OwO tempwe much OwO suwpassing +uWu The ^w^ common praise >w< it beaws. +uWu DION. UwU I UwU shaww wepowt, +For UwU most >w< it caught uWu me, x3 the ^w^ cewestiaw uWu habits- +Methinks UwU I UwU so >_> shouwd term OwO them- ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ wevewence +Of x3 the :3 gwave >w< weawews. >_< O, x3 the ÚwÚ sacwifice! +How ceremonious, :33 sowemn, ÚwÚ and unearthly, +^.^ It UwU was :33 i' x3 th' ^-^ off'wing! +CWEOMENyES. OwO But of all, x3 the burst +xDD And x3 the OwO eaw-deaf'nying uWu voice ^.^ o' x3 th' owacwe, +^w^ Kin to Juv's thundew, UwU so suwpwis'd x3 my sense +:33 That UwU I UwU was OwO nyothing. +uWu DION. ;;w;; If x3 th' event ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ jouwnyey +^-^ Pwuv >_< as ^w^ successfuw to x3 the Queen- >_< O, ^.^ be't so!- +;;w;; As >w< it hath :33 been to >_> us wawe, uWu pweasant, :33 speedy, +uWu The time >_> is ^.^ wowth x3 the use ^.^ on't. +CWEOMENyES. UwU Gweat Apollo +Tuwn aww to x3 th' ^w^ best! ;;w;; These pwocwamations, +^w^ So forcing :33 fauwts ;;w;; upon ^.^ Hewmionye, +UwU I xDD wittwe >_> wike. +uWu DION. uWu The :3 viowent xDD cawwiage of >w< it +Will ^-^ cweaw ow >w< end x3 the business. x3 When x3 the owacwe- +^-^ Thus ^.^ by xDD Apowwo's great divine OwO seaw'd xDD up- +Shall x3 the contents discover, ^-^ something OwO wawe +Even xDD then xDD wiww >_< wush to knowledge. :33 Go; >w< fwesh :33 howses. +xDD And >_> gwacious be x3 the issue! Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +>_< Siciwia. ^-^ A court of justice + +Entew LEONTES, LORDS, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS + +x3 WEONTES. This x3 sessions, to UwU ouw great grief ^.^ we OwO pwonyounce, +Even pushes uWu 'gainst UwU ouw ÚwÚ heawt- x3 the party twied, +uWu The daughter of :3 a OwO king, UwU ouw :3 wife, ÚwÚ and one +Of >_> us ^w^ too much xDD bewov'd. Let >_> us be xDD cweaw'd +Of ^.^ being >_> tywannyous, xDD since ^.^ we UwU so OwO openwy +ÚwÚ Pwoceed uWu in justice, which UwU shaww uWu have >_< due course, +Even to x3 the guilt ow x3 the ^w^ puwgation. +UwU Pwoduce x3 the ^w^ pwisonyew. +:3 OFFICEW. ^.^ It >_> is :33 his Highness' :3 pweasuwe :3 that x3 the xDD Queen +Appear uWu in ÚwÚ pewson OwO hewe uWu in >_< couwt. + +Entew HERMIONE, >_< as to her OwO twiaw, >w< PAUWINyA, ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES + +Silence! +x3 WEONTES. xDD Wead x3 the indictment. +:3 OFFICEW. [Weads] >_> 'Hewmionye, xDD Queen to x3 the ÚwÚ wowthy Weontes, ^w^ King of +x3 Siciwia, xDD thou awt OwO hewe accused ÚwÚ and arraigned of xDD high uWu tweason, uWu in +ÚwÚ committing adultery with ÚwÚ Powixenyes, ^w^ King of Bohemia; ÚwÚ and +conspiring with Camiwwo to OwO take OwO away x3 the >w< wife of UwU ouw suvweign +;;w;; wowd x3 the OwO King, >w< thy royal husband: x3 the >_< pwetence xDD wheweof ^.^ being ^.^ by +>_> ciwcumstances ;;w;; pawtwy laid open, UwU thou, ^.^ Hewmionye, :33 contwawy to x3 the +:33 faith ÚwÚ and OwO awwegiance of true uWu subject, :33 didst counsel ÚwÚ and >_> aid ÚwÚ them, +fow uWu theiw xDD bettew safety, to fwy OwO away ^.^ by :3 nyight.' +>w< HEWMIONyE. Since >_> what UwU I ^w^ am to >_> say ^w^ must be >_> but :3 that +>_< Which ÚwÚ contwadicts x3 my uWu accusation, ÚwÚ and +uWu The testimony on x3 my ÚwÚ pawt nyo othew +OwO But >_> what x3 comes from myself, >w< it UwU shaww scawce ^w^ boot ;;w;; me +;;w;; To >_> say 'Not uWu guiwty.' Mine >_< integwity +uWu Being :3 counted UwU fawsehood UwU shaww, >_< as UwU I express :33 it, +^w^ Be UwU so ^.^ weceiv'd. OwO But ^w^ thus- >_> if pow'rs divine +ÚwÚ Behowd UwU ouw human UwU actions, >_< as ;;w;; they UwU do, +UwU I doubt nyot xDD then >_> but innyocence UwU shaww >_< make +ÚwÚ Fawse :33 accusation blush, ÚwÚ and uWu tywanny +Twembwe uWu at OwO patience. >_< You, x3 my uWu wowd, best UwU knyow- +Who least xDD wiww xDD seem to UwU do OwO so- x3 my x3 past >w< wife +>_< Hath :33 been >_< as continent, >_< as chaste, >_< as ^-^ twue, +;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am nyow >_< unhappy; which >_> is ^.^ mowe +Than :33 histowy ^.^ can pattewn, ^w^ though :3 devis'd +xDD And pway'd to OwO take spectatows; fow behowd me- +^-^ A fewwow of x3 the royal ^.^ bed, which >_> owe +^-^ A >_> moiety of x3 the throne, :3 a great >_< king's ^w^ daughtew, +uWu The mothew to :3 a hopeful prince- OwO hewe >_< standing +;;w;; To prate ÚwÚ and tawk fow >w< wife ÚwÚ and honour fore +Who uWu pwease to come ÚwÚ and heaw. For :3 wife, UwU I >w< pwize >w< it +;;w;; As UwU I >w< weigh gwief, which UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ spawe; fow honyouw, +'Tis :3 a derivative from ;;w;; me to >_> minye, +xDD And >w< onwy :3 that UwU I stand ;;w;; fow. UwU I appeaw +;;w;; To x3 youw UwU own OwO conscience, ^w^ siw, >w< befowe UwU Powixenyes +>_< Came to x3 youw xDD couwt, >w< how UwU I UwU was uWu in x3 youw gwace, +How ;;w;; mewited to be so; xDD since ^.^ he came, +With >_> what x3 encountew UwU so uncurrent UwU I +:3 Have ÚwÚ stwain'd t' appeaw ^.^ thus; >_> if one jot ^w^ beyond +uWu The bound of honyouw, ow uWu in ;;w;; act ow xDD wiww +:33 That uWu way >_> incwinying, >_< hawd'nyed be x3 the heawts +Of aww :3 that hear uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 my nyeaw'st of ^-^ kin +Cwy fie ;;w;; upon x3 my grave! +x3 WEONTES. UwU I ^w^ nye'ew heard yet +:33 That xDD any of these ^.^ bowdew OwO vices OwO wanted +Wess x3 impudence to ^.^ gainsay >_> what ;;w;; they uWu did +Than to x3 pewfowm >w< it fiwst. +>w< HEWMIONyE. >w< That's true >_< enyough; +;;w;; Though UwU 'tis :3 a ^w^ saying, ^w^ siw, nyot >_< due to x3 me. +x3 WEONTES. >_> You xDD wiww nyot UwU own :3 it. +>w< HEWMIONyE. uWu Mowe than mistwess of +>_< Which x3 comes to ;;w;; me uWu in xDD nyame of ^w^ fauwt, UwU I ^w^ must nyot +At aww :33 acknyowwedge. For ÚwÚ Powixenyes, +With ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am xDD accus'd, UwU I UwU do x3 confess +UwU I :3 wov'd ^.^ him >_< as uWu in honour ^.^ he x3 wequiw'd; +With xDD such :3 a uWu kind of wuv >_< as ^w^ might :33 become +^-^ A uWu wady ^.^ wike OwO me; with :3 a wuv even xDD such, +^w^ So ÚwÚ and nyo ÚwÚ othew, >_< as >_> youwsewf >_> commanded; +>_< Which nyot to uWu have :33 donye, UwU I think xDD had :33 been uWu in ;;w;; me +UwU Both uWu disobedience ÚwÚ and ingratitude +;;w;; To xDD you ÚwÚ and toward x3 youw fwiend; x3 whose wuv xDD had ;;w;; spoke, +^w^ Evew xDD since >w< it couwd :3 speak, from >w< an >_< infant, freely, +:33 That >w< it UwU was x3 youws. Now fow conspiwacy: +UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how >w< it >w< tastes, ^w^ though >w< it be xDD dish'd +For ;;w;; me to >_> twy :3 how; aww UwU I ^.^ knyow of >w< it +Is :3 that Camiwwo UwU was >w< an xDD honyest xDD man; +xDD And >w< why ^.^ he left x3 youw xDD couwt, x3 the gods ^.^ themsewves, +xDD Wotting nyo ^.^ mowe than I, OwO awe ignorant. +x3 WEONTES. >_> You UwU knyew of :33 his departure, >_< as xDD you ^.^ knyow +>_> What xDD you uWu have ;;w;; undewta'en to UwU do in's OwO absence. +>w< HEWMIONyE. UwU Siw, +>_> You speak :3 a language :3 that UwU I understand not. +OwO My >w< wife >w< stands uWu in x3 the ^w^ wevew of x3 youw ^-^ dweams, +>_< Which I'll uWu way down. +x3 WEONTES. uWu Youw ;;w;; actions OwO awe x3 my dweams. +>_> You xDD had :3 a ^.^ bastawd ^.^ by ÚwÚ Powixenyes, +xDD And UwU I >_> but ^.^ dweam'd :3 it. ;;w;; As xDD you :3 wewe x3 past aww uWu shame- +>w< Those of x3 youw ^w^ fact OwO awe OwO so- UwU so x3 past aww truth; +>_< Which to UwU deny uWu concewns ^.^ mowe than OwO avaiws; fow >_< as +x3 Thy :3 bwat hath :33 been ;;w;; cast ^.^ out, ^.^ wike to itself, +No >w< fathew ownying OwO it- which >_> is ÚwÚ indeed +uWu Mowe >_< cwiminyaw uWu in uWu thee than OwO it- UwU so xDD thou +>_> Shawt x3 feew UwU ouw justice; uWu in x3 whose :3 easiest uWu passage +Wook fow nyo less than death. +>w< HEWMIONyE. UwU Siw, ^-^ spawe x3 youw threats. +uWu The bug which xDD you ^.^ wouwd :33 fwight ;;w;; me with UwU I seek. +;;w;; To ;;w;; me ^.^ can >w< wife be nyo :33 commodity. +uWu The >_< cwown ÚwÚ and uWu comfowt of x3 my :3 wife, x3 youw favour, +UwU I UwU do UwU give :3 wost, fow UwU I UwU do x3 feew >w< it >w< gonye, +OwO But ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how >w< it ^.^ went; x3 my second joy +xDD And xDD fiwst ÚwÚ fwuits of x3 my ;;w;; body, from :33 his x3 pwesence +UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ baww'd, ^.^ wike one xDD infectious; x3 my thiwd comfort, +:33 Staww'd UwU most :3 unwuckiwy, >_> is from x3 my uWu bweast- +uWu The innocent milk uWu in >w< it UwU most innocent mouth- +Haw'd x3 out to :3 muwdew; mysewf on every x3 post +Pwocwaim'd :3 a strumpet; with xDD immodest >_< hatwed +uWu The ÚwÚ chiwd-bed OwO pwiviwege denied, which ÚwÚ 'wongs +;;w;; To x3 women of aww fashion; lastly, ^.^ huwwied +:3 Hewe to ÚwÚ this pwace, :33 i' x3 th' open air, >w< befowe +UwU I uWu have ^w^ got ÚwÚ stwength of limit. >_> Nyow, x3 my ^.^ wiege, +Teww ;;w;; me >_> what bwessings UwU I uWu have OwO hewe ^.^ awive +:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd feaw to die. Therefore ^-^ pwoceed. +OwO But yet hear OwO this- ÚwÚ mistake ;;w;; me not: nyo :3 wife, +UwU I >w< pwize >w< it nyot :3 a ^-^ stwaw, >_> but fow >_< minye honour +>_< Which UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 fwee- >_> if UwU I UwU shaww be condemn'd +>_> Upon suwmises, aww proofs x3 sweeping >_> ewse +OwO But >_> what x3 youw jeawousies >w< awake, UwU I tell xDD you +'Tis rigour, ÚwÚ and nyot law. uWu Youw honyouws all, +UwU I UwU do :3 wefew ;;w;; me to x3 the >w< owacwe: +Apollo be x3 my >_< judge! +uWu FIWST WOWD. This x3 youw request +Is ;;w;; awtogethew ;;w;; just. >_< Thewefowe, ;;w;; bwing ^-^ fowth, +xDD And uWu in xDD Apowwo's :33 nyame, :33 his owacwe. +Exeunt xDD cewtain OFFICEWS +>w< HEWMIONyE. uWu The >_> Empewow of Wussia UwU was x3 my father; +x3 O :3 that ^.^ he :3 wewe ^.^ awive, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe beholding +ÚwÚ His ^w^ daughtew's twiaw! :3 that ^.^ he uWu did >_> but >_> see +uWu The >w< fwatnyess of x3 my misewy; yet with eyes +Of pity, nyot wevenge! + +^.^ We-entew ^w^ OFFICEWS, with CWEOMENyES ÚwÚ and OwO DION + +:3 OFFICEW. >_> You OwO hewe UwU shaww >_< sweaw ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this xDD swowd of justice +:33 That UwU you, Cleomenes ÚwÚ and >_> Dion, uWu have +:33 Been both uWu at Delphos, ÚwÚ and from thence uWu have ^.^ bwought +This >_< seaw'd-up owacwe, ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand :33 dewivew'd +Of great xDD Apowwo's pwiest; ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD since xDD then +>_> You uWu have nyot ^w^ daw'd to bweak x3 the >w< howy UwU seaw +x3 Nyow ^w^ wead x3 the ^w^ secwets ÚwÚ in't. +CWEOMENyES, uWu DION. All ÚwÚ this ^.^ we OwO sweaw. +x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Bweak x3 up x3 the >_> seaws ÚwÚ and wead. +:3 OFFICEW. [Weads] 'Hermione >_> is >_< chaste; UwU Powixenyes uWu bwamewess; +Camiwwo :3 a true ;;w;; subject; :3 Weontes :3 a jealous tyrant; :33 his innocent +>w< babe :33 twuwy begotten; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King UwU shaww ^w^ wive ^-^ without >w< an heiw, >_> if +:3 that which >_> is wost be nyot :3 found.' +ÚwÚ WOWDS. Now blessed be x3 the great ^.^ Apowwo! +>w< HEWMIONyE. ^-^ Pwaised! +x3 WEONTES. Hast xDD thou ^w^ wead uWu twuth? +:3 OFFICEW. Ay, x3 my wowd; even UwU so +;;w;; As >w< it >_> is OwO hewe uWu set down. +x3 WEONTES. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo uWu twuth uWu at aww :33 i' x3 th' owacwe. +uWu The >w< sessions UwU shaww ^-^ pwoceed. This >_> is mere falsehood. + +Entew :3 a SEWVANT + +SEWVANT. OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 the OwO King, x3 the King! +x3 WEONTES. >_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; businyess? +SEWVANT. x3 O ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU shaww be hated to wepowt >w< it: +uWu The Prince x3 youw x3 son, with mere conceit ÚwÚ and feaw +Of x3 the Queen's speed, >_> is ;;w;; gonye. +x3 WEONTES. OwO How! Gone? +SEWVANT. Is uWu dead. +x3 WEONTES. xDD Apowwo's angry; ÚwÚ and x3 the heavens x3 themsewves +Do strike uWu at x3 my UwU injustice. [HERMIONE ÚwÚ swoons] +How now, thewe! +OwO PAUWINyA. This nyews >_> is >w< mowtaw to x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. Wook down +xDD And >_> see >_> what :33 death >_> is doing. +x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Take her x3 hence. +:3 Hew >_< heawt >_> is >_> but >_> o'ewchawg'd; ^.^ she xDD wiww ^.^ wecuvw. +UwU I uWu have ^w^ too much believ'd >_< minye UwU own suspicion. +Beseech xDD you ;;w;; tendewwy apply to her +;;w;; Some remedies fow life. +Exeunt PAULINA ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES with HERMIONE +Apollo, UwU pawdon +OwO My great profaneness uWu 'gainst ^.^ thinye owacwe. +I'll reconcile ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ Powixenyes, +xDD Nyew ^.^ woo x3 my queen, ^-^ wecaww x3 the ÚwÚ good Camiwwo- +;;w;; Whom UwU I :3 pwocwaim :3 a x3 man of truth, of mercy. +For, ^.^ being twanspowted ^.^ by x3 my jeawousies +;;w;; To bwoody >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and to UwU wevenge, UwU I ^-^ chose +Camiwwo fow x3 the xDD minyistew to x3 poison +OwO My :33 fwiend Polixenes; which xDD had :33 been donye +OwO But :3 that x3 the ÚwÚ good ^-^ mind of Camiwwo tardied +OwO My UwU swift >_> command, ^w^ though UwU I with :33 death ÚwÚ and with +Reward uWu did >_> thweaten ÚwÚ and UwU encouwage :3 him, +ÚwÚ Nyot xDD doing >w< it ÚwÚ and ^.^ being ^-^ donye. ^-^ He, UwU most ^w^ humanye +xDD And :3 fiww'd with honyouw, to x3 my >_> kingwy uWu guest +Unclasp'd x3 my ^-^ pwactice, ^.^ quit :33 his fowtunyes UwU hewe, +>_< Which xDD you UwU knyew ^.^ gweat, ÚwÚ and to x3 the xDD cewtain >_< hazawd +Of aww xDD incewtainties >_< himsewf >w< commended, +No xDD wichew than :33 his honyouw. How ^.^ he gwistews +Thowough x3 my rust! xDD And >w< how :33 his ^-^ piety +ÚwÚ Does x3 my >_< deeds >_< make x3 the UwU bwackew! + +^.^ We-entew PAULINA + +OwO PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Woe x3 the whiwe! +>_< O, :3 cut x3 my :33 wace, xDD west x3 my uWu heawt, cwacking :33 it, +^.^ Bweak ;;w;; too! +uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> What ;;w;; fit >_> is uWu this, ÚwÚ good x3 wady? +OwO PAUWINyA. >_> What xDD studied torments, ^w^ tywant, x3 hast fow me? +>_> What xDD wheews, wacks, fires? >_> what ^-^ fwaying, boiling +^w^ In weads ow :3 oiws? >_> What ;;w;; owd ow nyewew towtuwe +:3 Must UwU I weceive, x3 whose every ;;w;; wowd >_> desewves +;;w;; To >_> taste of >w< thy UwU most OwO wowst? x3 Thy uWu tywanny +OwO Togethew >w< wowking with >w< thy uWu jeawousies, +>_< Fancies ^w^ too xDD weak fow boys, ^w^ too green ÚwÚ and idle +For giwws of ^.^ nyinye- >_< O, think >_> what ;;w;; they uWu have :33 donye, +xDD And xDD then >w< wun ^-^ mad :33 indeed, x3 stawk >w< mad; fow aww +x3 Thy by-gonye xDD foowewies :3 wewe >_> but spices of :3 it. +:33 That xDD thou xDD betway'dst ÚwÚ Powixenyes, uWu 'twas uWu nyothing; +:33 That uWu did >_> but x3 show ÚwÚ thee, of :3 a x3 foow, inconstant, +xDD And ^w^ damnyabwe x3 ingwatefuw. x3 Nyow :3 was't much +^.^ Thou wouldst uWu have OwO poison'd ÚwÚ good xDD Camiwwo's honyouw, +;;w;; To uWu have ^.^ him OwO kiww :3 a UwU king- poor xDD twespasses, +uWu Mowe monstwous >_< standing ;;w;; by; xDD wheweof UwU I weckon +uWu The casting fowth to >_< cwows >w< thy baby daughter +;;w;; To be ow >_< nyonye ow UwU wittwe, ^w^ though :3 a ^.^ deviw +Wouwd uWu have x3 shed UwU watew x3 out of fire ere done't; +x3 Nyow :3 is't xDD diwectwy laid to ÚwÚ thee, x3 the :33 death +Of x3 the xDD young >_< Pwince, x3 whose ^.^ honyouwabwe >_< thoughts- +Thoughts xDD high fow one UwU so tendew- uWu cweft x3 the >_< heawt +:33 That couwd :33 conceive :3 a gwoss ÚwÚ and >_< foowish >w< siwe +uWu Bwemish'd :33 his >_> gwacious uWu dam. This >_> is >_> nyot, no, +Waid to >w< thy answer; >_> but x3 the ^.^ wast- x3 O wowds, +x3 When UwU I uWu have said, cwy >_> 'Woe!'- x3 the :3 Queen, x3 the :3 Queen, +uWu The UwU sweet'st, x3 deaw'st ÚwÚ cweatuwe's UwU dead; ÚwÚ and UwU vengeance +For't nyot ÚwÚ dwopp'd down >_> yet. +uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu The :3 highew pow'rs fowbid! +OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I >_> say ^w^ she's UwU dead; I'll OwO sweaw't. ;;w;; If ;;w;; wowd nor ^-^ oath +Pwevaiw >_> nyot, OwO go ÚwÚ and ^-^ see. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing +Tinctuwe ow UwU wustwe uWu in her x3 wip, her >_< eye, +>_> Heat >_> outwawdwy ow UwU bweath :33 within, I'll serve xDD you +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU do x3 the gods. But, x3 O xDD thou tyrant! +Do nyot wepent these :3 things, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe heaview +Than aww >w< thy :3 woes ^.^ can >w< stiw; >_< thewefowe betake uWu thee +;;w;; To >_< nyothing >_> but despaiw. ^-^ A thousand knees +uWu Ten thousand years together, nyaked, ^.^ fasting, +>_> Upon :3 a ^-^ bawwen >w< mountain, ÚwÚ and still winter +^w^ In x3 stowm >_> pewpetuaw, couwd nyot move x3 the gods +;;w;; To wook :3 that uWu way xDD thou >w< wewt. +x3 WEONTES. Go ;;w;; on, OwO go :3 on. +^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot speak ^w^ too >_> much; UwU I uWu have OwO desewv'd +All tongues to tawk uWu theiw ÚwÚ bitt'west. +uWu FIWST WOWD. x3 Say nyo mowe; +Howe'er x3 the business :33 goes, xDD you uWu have UwU made ;;w;; fauwt +xDD I' x3 th' boldness of x3 youw :33 speech. +OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy xDD fow't. +All :33 fauwts UwU I ;;w;; make, when UwU I UwU shaww come to ^.^ knyow OwO them. +UwU I UwU do wepent. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I uWu have ^w^ show'd ^w^ too much +uWu The ÚwÚ washnyess of :3 a OwO woman! >w< He >_> is touch'd +;;w;; To x3 th' x3 nyobwe ;;w;; heawt. x3 What's >_> gonye ÚwÚ and UwU what's x3 past OwO hewp +Should be x3 past ÚwÚ gwief. Do nyot receive >_> affwiction +At x3 my OwO petition; UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, rather +Let ;;w;; me be punyish'd :3 that uWu have >_> minded xDD you +Of >_> what xDD you >_> shouwd >_> fowget. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wiege, +UwU Siw, royal ^w^ siw, :33 fowgive :3 a >_< foowish uWu woman. +uWu The wuv UwU I bore x3 youw ;;w;; queen- ^.^ wo, >w< foow x3 again! +I'll speak of her nyo >_> mowe, nor of x3 youw xDD chiwdwen; +I'll nyot remember xDD you of x3 my UwU own uWu wowd, +Who >_> is wost UwU too. ^.^ Take x3 youw uWu patience to UwU you, +xDD And I'll >_> say OwO nyothing. +x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Thou :33 didst speak >_> but weww +x3 When UwU most x3 the truth; which UwU I receive much xDD bettew +Than to be uWu pitied of thee. Prithee, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me +;;w;; To x3 the >_< dead >_< bodies of x3 my >_< queen ÚwÚ and OwO son. +x3 Onye :3 gwave UwU shaww be fow xDD both. >_> Upon them UwU shaww +uWu The ÚwÚ causes of uWu theiw :33 death ^.^ appeaw, >w< unto +Our ^-^ shame >w< pewpetuaw. Once :3 a day I'll x3 visit +uWu The ^w^ chapew :3 whewe ;;w;; they wie; ÚwÚ and tears x3 shed there +Shall be x3 my >_> wecweation. ^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as ÚwÚ nyatuwe +Will UwU beaw x3 up with ÚwÚ this exercise, UwU so ^-^ wong +UwU I x3 daiwy vow to use :3 it. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ and lead ;;w;; me +;;w;; To these >_< sowwows. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +OwO Bohemia. uWu The >w< sea-coast + +Entew xDD ANTIGONyUS with x3 the CHIWD, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD MAWINyEW + +ANTIGONUS. ^.^ Thou awt :3 pewfect xDD then UwU ouw ship hath touch'd ;;w;; upon +uWu The deserts of ^-^ Bohemia? +MARINER. Ay, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and feaw +We uWu have landed uWu in :33 iww time; x3 the skies wook grimly +xDD And >_> thweaten xDD pwesent >_< bwustews. ^w^ In x3 my OwO conscience, +uWu The heavens with :3 that ^.^ we uWu have uWu in uWu hand OwO awe angry +xDD And fwown ;;w;; upon uWu 's. +ANTIGONUS. ^-^ Theiw uWu sacwed wills be uWu donye! ^w^ Go, get ^.^ aboawd; +Wook to >w< thy bark. I'll nyot be ^-^ wong >w< befowe +UwU I caww ;;w;; upon thee. +MARINER. ^-^ Make x3 youw best haste; ÚwÚ and OwO go nyot +Too uWu faw :33 i' x3 th' land; UwU 'tis ^.^ wike to be ÚwÚ woud :3 weathew; +:33 Besides, ÚwÚ this :33 pwace >_> is famous fow x3 the ^-^ cweatuwes +Of prey :3 that >_< keep :33 upon't. +ANTIGONUS. Go xDD thou :3 away; +I'll ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ instantwy. +MARINER. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad uWu at >_< heawt +;;w;; To be UwU so x3 wid ^.^ o' x3 th' business. uWu Exit +ANTIGONUS. ^.^ Come, poor OwO babe. +UwU I uWu have ^-^ heawd, >_> but nyot uWu bewiev'd, x3 the ;;w;; spiwits ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< dead +^-^ May UwU wawk ;;w;; again. ;;w;; If xDD such ^.^ thing be, >w< thy mothew +Appeaw'd to ;;w;; me >w< wast ^w^ nyight; fow ^w^ nye'ew UwU was dweam +^w^ So ^.^ wike :3 a xDD waking. ;;w;; To ;;w;; me x3 comes :3 a x3 cweatuwe, +Sometimes her >_> head on one x3 side x3 some ;;w;; anyothew- +UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 a vessel of ^.^ wike >_> sowwow, +^w^ So :3 fiww'd ÚwÚ and UwU so :3 becoming; uWu in puwe ^-^ white wobes, +Wike xDD vewy ;;w;; sanctity, ^.^ she uWu did appwoach +OwO My UwU cabin :3 whewe UwU I way; thrice uWu bow'd >w< befowe OwO me; +^.^ And, gasping to x3 begin x3 some ;;w;; speech, her eyes +^w^ Became >w< two spouts; x3 the UwU fuwy >_< spent, :3 anyon +Did ÚwÚ this bweak from >_< hew: x3 'Good >_> Antigonyus, +Since fate, OwO against >w< thy xDD bettew uWu disposition, +>_< Hath UwU made >w< thy ÚwÚ pewson fow x3 the ^w^ thwowew-out +Of x3 my poor ^w^ babe, accowding to ^.^ thinye ;;w;; oath, +OwO Pwaces wemote enough OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; Bohemia, +>_> Thewe >_> weep, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >w< it :33 cwying; x3 and, fow x3 the >w< babe +Is :3 counted wost fow ever, Pewdita +UwU I :33 pwithee ^-^ caww't. For ÚwÚ this x3 ungentwe business, +>_> Put on uWu thee ^.^ by x3 my uWu wowd, xDD thou ^w^ nye'ew shalt >_> see +x3 Thy >w< wife ^-^ Pauwinya more.' >_> so, with :33 shwieks, +:33 She mewted x3 into air. OwO Affwighted ÚwÚ much, +UwU I uWu did uWu in time ^w^ cowwect myself, ÚwÚ and xDD thought +This UwU was UwU so ÚwÚ and nyo >_< swumbew. :3 Dweams OwO awe ^w^ toys; +Yet, fow ÚwÚ this ^w^ once, >w< yea, ;;w;; supewstitiouswy, +UwU I xDD wiww be squar'd ^.^ by UwU this. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve +^-^ Hewmionye hath ^w^ suffew'd UwU death, ÚwÚ and :3 that +Apollo :3 wouwd, ÚwÚ this ^.^ being ÚwÚ indeed x3 the x3 issue +Of ^w^ King ÚwÚ Powixenyes, >w< it >_> shouwd OwO hewe be :33 waid, +^-^ Eithew fow >w< wife ow UwU death, ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ eawth +Of OwO its >w< wight :33 fathew. Bwossom, ^w^ speed uWu thee OwO weww! +[Laying down x3 the ;;w;; chiwd] +>_> Thewe wie, ÚwÚ and there >w< thy uWu chawactew; there these +[Laying down :3 a bundwe] +>_< Which may, >_> if :3 fowtunye please, both breed ÚwÚ thee, pretty, +xDD And still xDD west ÚwÚ thinye. uWu The x3 stowm UwU begins. OwO Poow :3 wwetch, +:33 That fow >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's ;;w;; fauwt awt OwO thus >_> expos'd +;;w;; To ^-^ woss ÚwÚ and >_> what OwO may x3 fowwow! UwU Weep UwU I cannot, +OwO But x3 my >_< heawt ^w^ bweeds; ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ accuws'd ^w^ am UwU I +;;w;; To be ^.^ by ^-^ oath ^w^ enjoin'd to UwU this. >_< Faweweww! +uWu The day uWu fwowns ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. ^w^ Thou'wt ^.^ wike to uWu have +^-^ A :3 wuwwaby ^w^ too ^-^ wough; UwU I >_< nyevew saw +uWu The heavens UwU so dim ^.^ by x3 day. [Noise of OwO hunt ;;w;; within] ^-^ A x3 savage clamour! -^.^ Weww ^-^ may I >_< get ÚwÚ aboawd! :3 This :3 is OwO the chase; -I x3 am gonye uWu fow ever. Exit, UwU puwsued uWu by :3 a bear - -x3 Entew OwO an ^.^ owd uWu SHEPHEWD - -SHEPHERD. I would there ;;w;; wewe nyo :3 age :3 between >w< ten ÚwÚ and three ÚwÚ and -:33 twenty, ^w^ ow UwU that xDD youth would ;;w;; sweep >_< out OwO the west; uWu fow there :3 is -nyothing in OwO the :3 between uWu but ;;w;; getting wenches with OwO chiwd, wwonging -OwO the ancientwy, stealing, >_> fighting- :3 [Howns] UwU Hawk you nyow! Wouwd -^-^ any uWu but ^.^ these boiw'd >w< bwains >_> of nineteen ÚwÚ and two ÚwÚ and twenty uWu hunt -:3 this weather? ^.^ They ^.^ have ^w^ scaw'd away two >_> of my :33 best sheep, ;;w;; which I -;;w;; feaw OwO the ^.^ wowf uWu wiww sooner find than OwO the mastew. >w< If ^-^ any xDD whewe I -^.^ have ;;w;; them, 'tis uWu by OwO the xDD sea-side, ^.^ bwowsing >_> of ^-^ ivy. Good OwO wuck, ^w^ an't ->w< be >w< thy ^.^ wiww! What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? [Taking OwO up OwO the child] uWu Mewcy -^w^ on's, :3 a uWu bawnye! OwO A vewy pwetty barne. OwO A :3 boy ^w^ ow :3 a OwO chiwd, I wonder? OwO A -pwetty UwU onye; :3 a vewy pwetty :3 onye- ;;w;; suwe, >w< some ^w^ scape. ^-^ Though I x3 am ^.^ nyot -bookish, ÚwÚ yet I can ;;w;; wead waiting-gentwewoman in OwO the ^w^ scape. :3 This ->_> has >_< been >w< some OwO staiw-wowk, >w< some twunk-wowk, >w< some ;;w;; behind-doow-wowk; -uWu they ;;w;; wewe warmer UwU that ^w^ got :3 this than OwO the UwU poow xDD thing :3 is here. I'll -UwU take ^.^ it OwO up uWu fow :3 pity; ÚwÚ yet I'll tawwy ÚwÚ tiww my :3 son x3 come; ^.^ he >_< hawwoo'd -uWu but x3 even OwO nyow. Whoa-ho-hoa! - -x3 Entew :3 CWOWN - -CLOWN. ÚwÚ Hiwwoa, >_> woa! -SHEPHERD. >_> What, art OwO so x3 nyeaw? >w< If x3 thou'wt UwU see :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to talk uWu on when -:3 thou art UwU dead ÚwÚ and xDD wotten, come hithew. What >_> aiw'st thou, man? -CLOWN. I ^.^ have uWu seen two such xDD sights, uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and uWu by wand! But I x3 am -^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_< sea, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 nyow OwO the ÚwÚ sky; ;;w;; betwixt OwO the -fiwmament ÚwÚ and ^.^ it you cannyot OwO thwust :3 a OwO bodkin's point. -SHEPHERD. ÚwÚ Why, OwO boy, how :3 is it? -CLOWN. I would you >_> did uWu but UwU see how ^.^ it ;;w;; chafes, how ^.^ it rages, how ^.^ it -^-^ takes OwO up OwO the showe! But that's ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the point. :33 O, OwO the UwU most ->w< piteous x3 cwy >_> of OwO the UwU poow souls! >_< Sometimes ^-^ to UwU see >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to -UwU see x3 'em; :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; ship :33 bowing OwO the ^-^ moon with xDD hew mainmast, ÚwÚ and anon -swawwowed with >_< yeast ÚwÚ and fwoth, as ^w^ you'd OwO thwust :3 a cork OwO into :3 a -;;w;; hogshead. And then uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wand :33 sewvice- ^-^ to UwU see how OwO the bear OwO towe ->_< out his ^.^ shouwdew-bonye; how ^.^ he :3 cwied ^-^ to me uWu fow help, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said his -name ÚwÚ was >_< Antigonyus, :3 a :3 nyobweman! But ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end >_> of OwO the >w< ship- -^-^ to UwU see how OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ fwap-dwagon'd xDD it; uWu but :33 fiwst, how OwO the UwU poow -souws roared, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ mock'd them; ÚwÚ and how OwO the UwU poow ^-^ gentweman -roared, ÚwÚ and OwO the bear ÚwÚ mock'd ^w^ him, uWu both roaring woudew than OwO the ÚwÚ sea -^w^ ow UwU weathew. -SHEPHERD. >w< Nyame >_> of >w< mewcy, when ÚwÚ was this, x3 boy? -CLOWN. Nyow, UwU nyow; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu wink'd >_< since I ^-^ saw ^.^ these ;;w;; sights; OwO the -x3 men awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet x3 cowd uWu undew ^w^ watew, :3 nyow OwO the bear half din'd uWu on OwO the -^w^ gentweman; :33 he's at ^.^ it OwO nyow. -SHEPHERD. Wouwd I xDD had >_< been uWu by ^-^ to ^.^ have hewp'd OwO the ^.^ owd ^w^ man! -CLOWN. I would you xDD had >_< been uWu by OwO the UwU ship-side, ^-^ to ^.^ have hewp'd UwU hew; -there >_> youw charity would ^.^ have >_< wack'd ^-^ footing. -SHEPHERD. Heavy :33 mattews, :33 heavy ^w^ mattews! But ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ boy. -Nyow bless thysewf; :3 thou met'st with >w< things >_< dying, I with >w< things -:33 nyew-bown. Here's :3 a OwO sight uWu fow thee; ÚwÚ wook ^.^ thee, :3 a ^w^ beawing-cwoth uWu fow -:3 a squiwe's chiwd! Wook ÚwÚ thee xDD hewe; UwU take uWu up, UwU take uWu up, >w< boy; open't. -UwU So, wet's UwU see- ^.^ it ÚwÚ was told me I shouwd >w< be rich uWu by OwO the fairies. -:3 This :3 is >w< some UwU changewing. Open't. What's ÚwÚ within, x3 boy? -CLOWN. ^w^ You'we :3 a :3 made ^.^ owd >w< man; ^-^ if OwO the x3 sins >_> of >_> youw xDD youth awe -:3 fowgiven you, >w< you'we ;;w;; weww ^-^ to wive. Gold! >w< aww :33 gowd! -SHEPHERD. :3 This :3 is uWu faiwy ^.^ gowd, OwO boy, ÚwÚ and 'twill ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ so. :33 Up uWu with't, -^-^ keep ^.^ it UwU cwose. >w< Home, home, OwO the next >_> way! We awe >w< wucky, >w< boy; ÚwÚ and -^-^ to >w< be OwO so still xDD wequiwes nyothing uWu but ^.^ secwecy. >_> Wet my ;;w;; sheep ^.^ go. -^w^ Come, good OwO boy, OwO the next uWu way UwU home. -CLOWN. uWu Go you OwO the next uWu way with >_> youw >_< findings. I'll >w< go UwU see ^-^ if OwO the -bear >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and how >w< much ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ eaten. ^.^ They -awe never curst uWu but when uWu they awe >_> hungwy. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ any >_> of him -left, I'll :33 buwy it. -SHEPHERD. ^.^ That's :3 a good :3 deed. >w< If :3 thou ^.^ mayest discewn uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which -:3 is weft >_> of him what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ fetch me ^-^ to th' OwO sight >_> of >_> him. -CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, uWu wiww I; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to >w< put him >w< i' th' ground. -SHEPHERD. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a wucky day, >w< boy; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^-^ do good deeds on't. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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OwO I, UwU that >w< pwease some, twy aww, uWu both ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and terror -x3 Of good ÚwÚ and :33 bad, UwU that makes ÚwÚ and xDD unfowds ^-^ ewwow, -Nyow UwU take x3 upon uWu me, in OwO the name >_> of Time, -ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use my x3 wings. >_< Impute ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< cwime -ÚwÚ To me ^w^ ow my swift ÚwÚ passage UwU that I slide -uWu O'ew UwU sixteen yeaws, ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO the xDD gwowth OwO untwied -x3 Of UwU that ^-^ wide ÚwÚ gap, >_< since ^.^ it :3 is in my ^.^ pow'w -ÚwÚ To UwU o'ewthwow waw, ÚwÚ and in ^-^ onye >_> sewf-bown hour -ÚwÚ To >_> pwant ÚwÚ and xDD o'ewwhewm x3 custom. >_> Wet me xDD pass -The >_> same I OwO am, ewe ^-^ ancient'st owdew ÚwÚ was -Ow what :3 is :3 nyow ;;w;; weceiv'd. I witness ^-^ to -The xDD times UwU that ^w^ bwought them in; OwO so uWu shaww I ^-^ do -ÚwÚ To th' freshest >w< things :3 nyow ÚwÚ weignying, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ^-^ stawe -The glistering >_> of :3 this >w< pwesent, as my xDD tawe -Nyow uWu seems ^-^ to it. Your >_< patience :3 this ^.^ awwowing, -I xDD tuwn my glass, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give my scene such ;;w;; gwowing -UwU As you xDD had >w< swept >_> between. Leontes weaving- -^-^ Th' effects >_> of his OwO fond OwO jeawousies OwO so ^.^ gwieving -:33 That ^.^ he shuts OwO up ^-^ himsewf- ÚwÚ imaginye uWu me, -;;w;; Gentwe x3 spectatows, UwU that I :3 nyow ^-^ may >w< be -UwU In fair UwU Bohemia; ÚwÚ and wemembew ;;w;; weww -I >w< mention'd :3 a :3 son o' th' >_< King's, ;;w;; which Fwowizew -I :3 nyow name ^-^ to OwO you; ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ speed OwO so pace -ÚwÚ To speak >_> of Perdita, :3 nyow UwU gwown in OwO gwace -Equal with ^.^ wond'wing. What >_> of xDD hew x3 ensues -I list ^.^ nyot :33 pwophesy; uWu but let Time's UwU nyews -Be OwO knyown when 'tis ^w^ bwought fowth. OwO A shephewd's >_> daughtew, -And what ^-^ to xDD hew OwO adhewes, ;;w;; which UwU fowwows aftew, -^-^ Is th' awgument >_> of Time. x3 Of :3 this >_< awwow, ->w< If >w< evew you ^.^ have spent UwU time >_< wowse ewe UwU nyow; ->w< If OwO nyevew, ÚwÚ yet UwU that Time ^-^ himsewf doth uWu say -ÚwÚ He :3 wishes earnestly you never OwO may. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -^.^ Bohemia. The :33 pawace >_> of ^.^ POWIXENyES - -x3 Entew ^.^ POWIXENyES ÚwÚ and :33 CAMIWWO - -OwO POWIXENyES. I pray ^.^ thee, good Camiwwo, >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe impowtunyate: 'tis -:3 a sicknyess >w< denying ÚwÚ thee ^.^ anything; :3 a death ^-^ to gwant ÚwÚ this. -CAMIWWO. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ fifteen years >_< since I ^-^ saw my country; >w< though I ^.^ have -uWu fow OwO the UwU most part >_< been aired ÚwÚ abwoad, I desiwe ^-^ to uWu way my bones -^.^ thewe. UwU Besides, OwO the penitent ;;w;; King, my :3 mastew, ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow me; -^-^ to uWu whose feeling ;;w;; sowwows I UwU might >w< be >w< some awway, ^w^ ow I o'erween ^-^ to -ÚwÚ think so, ;;w;; which :3 is another xDD spuw ^-^ to my departure. -OwO POWIXENyES. UwU As :3 thou lov'st uWu me, Camiwwo, wipe ^.^ nyot >_< out OwO the west >_> of >w< thy -services uWu by ^w^ weaving me OwO nyow. The :3 nyeed I ^.^ have >_> of ÚwÚ thee UwU thinye >_> own -xDD goodnyess ;;w;; hath ^.^ made. >_< Bettew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD had ÚwÚ thee than ;;w;; thus ^-^ to UwU want -thee; thou, having :3 made me businesses ;;w;; which UwU nyonye ^-^ without ÚwÚ thee can -sufficiently manage, >w< must ;;w;; eithew stay ^-^ to ÚwÚ execute them ÚwÚ thysewf, ^w^ ow -UwU take away with ÚwÚ thee OwO the vewy services :3 thou x3 hast done; ;;w;; which ^-^ if I -^.^ have ^.^ nyot enough UwU considewed- as xDD too >w< much I cannot- ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe -thankfuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww >w< be my x3 study; ÚwÚ and my >w< pwofit :3 thewein OwO the -;;w;; heaping ^w^ fwiendships. x3 Of UwU that :33 fataw ;;w;; countwy ÚwÚ Siciwia, ;;w;; pwithee, -speak nyo ^-^ mowe; uWu whose vewy ^-^ nyaming punishes me with OwO the wemembwance ->_> of UwU that ;;w;; penyitent, as :3 thou ^.^ caww'st ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_< weconciwed ^-^ king, my -brother; uWu whose woss >_> of his UwU most pwecious queen ÚwÚ and chiwdwen awe -x3 even :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< be afresh ^w^ wamented. Say ^-^ to uWu me, when saw'st :3 thou OwO the -Prince >_< Fwowizew, my xDD son? >w< Kings awe nyo less >w< unhappy, theiw xDD issue -^.^ nyot being ^-^ gwacious, than uWu they awe in >w< wosing them when uWu they ^.^ have -appwuvd theiw virtues. -CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is three >_< days >_< since I ^-^ saw OwO the ^.^ Pwince. What his -happier affairs ^-^ may >w< be awe ^-^ to me UwU unknyown; uWu but I ^.^ have missingwy -nyoted ^.^ he :3 is >_> of ^.^ wate >w< much wetiwed ^-^ fwom couwt, ÚwÚ and :3 is less frequent -^-^ to his >_< pwincewy exercises than fowmewwy ^.^ he ;;w;; hath appeawed. -OwO POWIXENyES. I ^.^ have considered OwO so xDD much, Camiwwo, ÚwÚ and with >w< some cawe, -OwO so :3 faw UwU that I ^.^ have eyes uWu undew my service ;;w;; which ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his -removedness; ^-^ fwom xDD whom I ^.^ have :3 this intewwigence, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is -uWu sewdom ^-^ fwom OwO the house >_> of :3 a UwU most ;;w;; homewy ÚwÚ shephewd- :3 a man, uWu they ÚwÚ say, -UwU that ^-^ fwom vewy nothing, ÚwÚ and uWu beyond OwO the ^.^ imaginyation >_> of his -neighbours, :3 is UwU gwown OwO into OwO an unspeakabwe ^-^ estate. -CAMIWWO. I ^.^ have heard, ;;w;; siw, >_> of such :3 a man, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 a daughter >_> of -UwU most x3 wawe >_< nyote. The wepowt >_> of xDD hew :3 is >_> extended ^-^ mowe than can >w< be -^w^ thought ^-^ to begin ^-^ fwom such :3 a OwO cottage. -OwO POWIXENyES. ^.^ That's wikewise part >_> of my ÚwÚ intewwigence; ;;w;; but, I feaw, OwO the -angwe UwU that plucks ^-^ ouw :3 son thithew. Thou ^-^ shawt :33 accompany OwO us ^-^ to OwO the ->w< pwace; xDD whewe ^-^ we wiww, ^.^ nyot appeawing what ^-^ we awe, ^.^ have >w< some -xDD question with OwO the shepherd; ^-^ fwom uWu whose simplicity I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ unyeasy ^-^ to >_< get OwO the cause >_> of my son's uWu wesowt thithew. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< be my -ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; pawtnyew in :3 this businyess, ÚwÚ and uWu way ^w^ aside OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of -Siciwia. -CAMIWWO. I willingly ^-^ obey >_> youw ^.^ command. -OwO POWIXENyES. UwU My :33 best Camiwwo! We >w< must disguise :33 ouwsewves. ->_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -^.^ Bohemia. OwO A woad ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the uWu SHEPHEWD'S ;;w;; cottage - -x3 Entew >_> AUTOWYCUS, ;;w;; singing - -When ÚwÚ daffodiws begin ^-^ to >_< peew, -x3 With uWu heigh! OwO the ;;w;; doxy xDD uvw OwO the UwU dawe, -ÚwÚ Why, then comes in OwO the ^w^ sweet o' OwO the yeaw, ->_< Fow OwO the wed UwU bwood reigns in OwO the wintew's ÚwÚ pawe. - -The >_> white UwU sheet bleaching uWu on OwO the >_> hedge, -x3 With uWu heigh! OwO the ^w^ sweet biwds, :33 O, how uWu they ^.^ sing! -^-^ Doth xDD set my >_< pugging tooth uWu on >_> edge, ->_< Fow :3 a quart >_> of awe :3 is :3 a dish uWu fow :3 a xDD king. - -The lark, UwU that tiwwa-wiwwa ^.^ chants, -x3 With uWu heigh! with uWu heigh! OwO the :3 thwush ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD jay, -uWu Awe uWu summew >_> songs uWu fow me ÚwÚ and my ^-^ aunts, -OwO Whiwe ^-^ we lie >_< tumbwing in OwO the ^.^ hay. - -I ^.^ have sewv'd Prince >_< Fwowizew, ÚwÚ and in my UwU time :33 wowe thwee-piwe; -uWu but :3 nyow I x3 am >_< out >_> of uWu sewvice. - -But uWu shaww I >w< go mourn uWu fow UwU that, my dear? -The OwO pawe ^-^ moon uWu shinyes uWu by >_< nyight; -And when I ÚwÚ wandew here ÚwÚ and there, -I then ^-^ do UwU most >w< go >_> wight. - ->w< If tinkers ^-^ may ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to live, -And bear OwO the ÚwÚ sow-skin ÚwÚ budget, -;;w;; Then my >_< account I ;;w;; weww ^-^ may ^w^ give -And in OwO the stocks >_< avouch it. - -UwU My ^.^ twaffic :3 is xDD sheets; when OwO the xDD kite ^.^ buiwds, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ wessew linen. -UwU My fathew ^w^ nyam'd me Autolycus; :3 who, being, I as OwO am, wittew'd uWu undew ->w< Mewcuwy, ÚwÚ was wikewise :3 a >_< snyappew-up >_> of ^w^ unconsidewed twifwes. x3 With -die ÚwÚ and dwab I ^-^ puwchas'd :3 this capawison; ÚwÚ and my OwO wevenyue :3 is OwO the -:3 siwwy-cheat. xDD Gawwows ÚwÚ and xDD knyock awe xDD too >w< powewfuw uWu on OwO the :33 highway; ->_> beating ÚwÚ and :33 hanging awe terrors ^-^ to me; uWu fow OwO the life ^-^ to xDD come, I -;;w;; sweep >_< out OwO the ^w^ thought >_> of it. OwO A ÚwÚ pwize! :3 a ÚwÚ pwize! - -x3 Entew :3 CWOWN - -CLOWN. >_> Wet me see: every UwU 'weven ^-^ wethew >w< tods; every tod >w< yiewds :3 pound -ÚwÚ and uWu odd ÚwÚ shiwwing; ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed shorn, what comes OwO the woow UwU to? -AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If OwO the springe >_< howd, OwO the cock's x3 minye. -CLOWN. I cannyot ^-^ do 't ^-^ without xDD countews. >_> Wet me see: what x3 am I ^-^ to -^-^ buy uWu fow ^-^ ouw sheep-shearing :3 feast? >_< Thwee :3 pound >_> of UwU sugaw, five -:3 pound >_> of >_> cuwwants, wice- what uWu wiww :3 this ^-^ sistew >_> of >_< minye ^-^ do with -rice? But my fathew ;;w;; hath :3 made xDD hew ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO the >w< feast, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -lays ^.^ it x3 on. She ;;w;; hath :3 made me ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and twenty ;;w;; nyosegays uWu fow OwO the -:3 sheawews- three-man :3 song-men aww, ÚwÚ and vewy good uWu onyes; uWu but uWu they -awe UwU most >_> of them :3 means ÚwÚ and bases; uWu but ^-^ onye Puritan ÚwÚ amongst ;;w;; them, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; sings >_< psawms ^-^ to hownpipes. I >w< must ^.^ have saffwon ^-^ to >w< cowouw -OwO the ^-^ wawden ;;w;; pies; :33 mace; ;;w;; dates- x3 nyonye, that's >_< out >_> of my >_> nyote; -nutmegs, uWu seven; OwO wace ^w^ ow two >_> of ^w^ gingew, uWu but UwU that I ^-^ may beg; ;;w;; fouw -:3 pound >_> of ^.^ pwunyes, ÚwÚ and as many >_> of waisins o' th' OwO sun. -AUTOLYCUS. ^w^ [Gwuvwwing uWu on OwO the ;;w;; gwound] :3 O UwU that >w< evew I ÚwÚ was uWu bown! -CLOWN. uWu I' th' name >_> of UwU me! -AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, ^w^ hewp uWu me, ^w^ hewp UwU me! :33 Pwuck uWu but x3 off ^.^ these rags; ÚwÚ and then, ->_< death, >_< death! -CLOWN. Awack, UwU poow UwU souw! :3 thou x3 hast :3 nyeed >_> of ^-^ mowe ^.^ wags ^-^ to uWu way uWu on -^.^ thee, wathew than ^.^ have ^.^ these UwU off. -AUTOLYCUS. :3 O ;;w;; siw, OwO the xDD woathsomenyess >_> of them offend me ^-^ mowe than OwO the -stwipes I ^.^ have x3 weceived, ;;w;; which awe :3 mighty ones ÚwÚ and millions. -CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ man! :3 a ^-^ miwwion >_> of >_> beating ^-^ may come ^-^ to :3 a gweat -OwO mattew. -AUTOLYCUS. I x3 am wobb'd, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >_> beaten; my money ÚwÚ and apparel ta'en -^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these detestabwe >w< things >w< put x3 upon >_> me. -CLOWN. >_> What, uWu by :3 a howseman ^w^ ow :3 a footman? -AUTOLYCUS. OwO A ^w^ footman, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, :3 a footman. -CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be :3 a ^w^ footman, uWu by OwO the garments ^.^ he >_> has weft -with thee; ^-^ if :3 this >w< be :3 a howseman's UwU coat, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath uWu seen vewy ^.^ hot -uWu sewvice. ;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, I'll ^w^ hewp thee. ^w^ Come, lend me >w< thy -hand. [Hewping him :3 up] -AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, good ;;w;; siw, tendewwy, O! -CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow UwU souw! -AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, good ;;w;; siw, :33 softwy, good siw; I feaw, ;;w;; siw, my shouwdew -OwO bwade :3 is >_< out. -CLOWN. OwO How nyow! OwO Canst ÚwÚ stand? -AUTOLYCUS. ^w^ Softwy, dear x3 siw :3 [Picks his ;;w;; pocket]; good ;;w;; siw, x3 softwy. -You UwU ha' x3 donye me :3 a chawitabwe :33 office. -CLOWN. Dost wack ^-^ any monyey? I ^.^ have :3 a wittwe money uWu fow thee. -AUTOLYCUS. No, good ^w^ sweet siw; no, I uWu beseech you, sir. I ^.^ have :3 a -x3 kinsman ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past three quawtews >_> of :3 a UwU miwe hence, x3 unto xDD whom I ÚwÚ was -;;w;; going; I uWu shaww there ^.^ have money ^w^ ow ^w^ anything I :3 want. >_> Offew me nyo ->_> monyey, I pray OwO you; UwU that kiwws my ÚwÚ heawt. -CLOWN. What manner >_> of :3 fewwow ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; wobb'd you? -AUTOLYCUS. OwO A fewwow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I ^.^ have OwO knyown ^-^ to >w< go about with -x3 twoww-my-dames; I knew him UwU once :3 a ^-^ sewvant >_> of OwO the ^.^ Pwince. I cannyot ->_< teww, good ;;w;; siw, uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of his viwtues ^.^ it OwO was, uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was -cewtainwy uWu whipt >_< out >_> of OwO the couwt. -CLOWN. His >w< vices, you would ^w^ say; :33 thewe's nyo :3 viwtue uWu whipt >_< out >_> of OwO the -couwt. ^.^ They cherish ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it stay :3 thewe; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu wiww nyo -^-^ mowe uWu but abide. -AUTOLYCUS. ^w^ Vices, I would ÚwÚ say, sir. I xDD knyow :3 this man ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ->_< been >_< since OwO an ^w^ ape-beawew; then :3 a process-server, :3 a baiwiff; then -^.^ he compass'd :3 a motion >_> of OwO the uWu Pwodigaw >_< Son, ÚwÚ and married :3 a tinkew's -UwU wife within :3 a UwU miwe xDD whewe my ^.^ wand ÚwÚ and :3 wiving wies; :3 and, having -:3 fwown xDD uvw many knavish pwofessions, ^.^ he ;;w;; settwed only in >_> wogue. -uWu Some caww him >w< Autowycus. -CLOWN. Out x3 upon :3 him! :33 pwig, uWu fow my xDD wife, >w< pwig! ÚwÚ He >w< haunts :33 wakes, -^.^ faiws, ÚwÚ and beaw-baitings. -AUTOLYCUS. Very true, siw; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, xDD he; that's OwO the wogue UwU that >w< put -me OwO into :3 this ^w^ appawew. -CLOWN. :3 Nyot :3 a ^-^ mowe >_> cowawdwy wogue in >w< aww UwU Bohemia; ^-^ if you xDD had uWu but -^.^ wook'd xDD big ÚwÚ and UwU spit at ^w^ him, he'd ^.^ have uWu wun. -AUTOLYCUS. I >w< must x3 confess ^-^ to you, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am nyo ÚwÚ fightew; I x3 am false ->_> of OwO heawt UwU that >_< way, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he knew, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> him. -CLOWN. OwO How ^-^ do you ^w^ nyow? -AUTOLYCUS. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; siw, >w< much better than I ^-^ was; I can ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and walk. -I uWu wiww x3 even UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you ÚwÚ and pace softwy towards my -ÚwÚ kinsman's. -CLOWN. :33 Shaww I bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the ^w^ way? -AUTOLYCUS. No, UwU good-fac'd siw; no, ^w^ sweet sir. -CLOWN. ;;w;; Then fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. I >w< must >w< go ^-^ buy x3 spices uWu fow ^-^ ouw -sheep-shearing. -AUTOLYCUS. Pwospew you, ^w^ sweet :3 siw! Exit :3 CWOWN -Your >_> puwse :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ hot enough ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase >_> youw :33 spice. I'll >w< be with -you at >_> youw sheep-shearing ^w^ too. >w< If I ^-^ make ^.^ nyot :3 this cheat bwing ->_< out another, ÚwÚ and OwO the sheawews ^w^ pwuv sheep, let me >w< be unwoww'd, -ÚwÚ and my name >w< put in OwO the book >_> of >_> viwtue! -[Sings] ->_> Jog OwO on, xDD jog OwO on, OwO the ^.^ footpath >_< way, -And UwU mewwiwy hent OwO the UwU stiwe-a; -OwO A >_> mewwy OwO heawt :33 goes >w< aww OwO the day, -Your >_> sad >w< tiwes in :3 a mile-a. Exit - - - - -^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. -^.^ Bohemia. The uWu SHEPHEWD'S ;;w;; cottage - -x3 Entew FLORIZEL ÚwÚ and PERDITA - -:33 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ These >_> youw unyusuaw weeds ^-^ to OwO each part >_> of you -Do ^w^ give :3 a ^.^ wife- nyo ÚwÚ shephewdess, uWu but :3 Fwowa -Peering in UwU Apwiw's OwO fwont. :3 This >_> youw sheep-shearing -^-^ Is as :3 a meeting >_> of OwO the :33 petty >_< gods, -And you OwO the Queen on't. -UwU PEWDITA. >_> Siw, my >_< gwacious lord, -ÚwÚ To ^w^ chide at >_> youw ;;w;; extwemes ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< becomes :3 me- -:33 O, pawdon UwU that I name them! Your UwU high ;;w;; sewf, -The >_< gwacious mark o' th' wand, you ^.^ have ^.^ obscuw'd -x3 With :3 a >_< swain's uWu weawing; ÚwÚ and uWu me, UwU poow >_> wowwy ;;w;; maid, -uWu Most goddess-like :33 pwank'd :33 up. But UwU that ^-^ ouw UwU feasts -UwU In every UwU mess ^.^ have folly, ÚwÚ and OwO the feedews -Digest ^.^ it with :3 a :33 custom, I shouwd x3 bwush -ÚwÚ To UwU see you OwO so uWu attiw'd; swoon, I xDD think, -ÚwÚ To show ^-^ mysewf :3 a gwass. -:33 FWOWIZEW. I bless OwO the UwU time -When my good ^-^ fawcon :3 made xDD hew flight acwoss -x3 Thy >_< fathew's ground. -UwU PEWDITA. Nyow OwO Juv :33 affowd you xDD cause! -ÚwÚ To me OwO the >_> diffewence uWu fowges >_> dwead; >_> youw greatness -;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot >_< been :33 us'd ^-^ to fear. >_< Even :3 nyow I ^.^ twembwe -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think >_> youw fathew, uWu by >w< some x3 accident, -;;w;; Shouwd xDD pass :3 this >_< way, as you ÚwÚ did. :33 O, OwO the Fates! -OwO How would ^.^ he ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see his work, OwO so noble, -:3 Viwewy bound ^.^ up? What would ^.^ he ^w^ say? Ow how -;;w;; Shouwd OwO I, in ^.^ these my OwO bowwowed fwaunts, >w< behowd -The sternness >_> of his ^-^ pwesence? -:33 FWOWIZEW. Appwehend -Nyothing uWu but jollity. The UwU gods themsewves, -^w^ Humbwing theiw ^-^ deities ^-^ to love, ^.^ have :3 taken -The >_> shapes >_> of ^.^ beasts x3 upon them: Jupiter -x3 Became :3 a uWu buww ÚwÚ and bellow'd; OwO the green Neptune -OwO A uWu wam ÚwÚ and xDD bweated; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwe-wob'd god, -OwO Gowden :3 Apowwo, :3 a UwU poow humbwe ^.^ swain, -UwU As I ÚwÚ seem OwO nyow. Their ^.^ twansfowmations -Were never uWu fow :3 a piece >_> of x3 beauty ^w^ wawew, -Nyow in :3 a uWu way OwO so chaste, >_< since my desires -Wun ^.^ nyot before >_< minye xDD honyouw, :3 nyow my wusts -x3 Buwn ÚwÚ hottew than my ;;w;; faith. -UwU PEWDITA. :33 O, ;;w;; but, ;;w;; siw, -Your wesowution cannyot howd when 'tis -;;w;; Oppos'd, as ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ be, uWu by th' ^.^ pow'w >_> of OwO the King. ->_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these two >w< must >w< be ^w^ nyecessities, -^w^ Which then uWu wiww ÚwÚ speak, UwU that you >w< must >_> change :3 this >_< puwpose, -Ow I my wife. -:33 FWOWIZEW. Thou ;;w;; deawest Perdita, -x3 With ^.^ these fowc'd ^-^ thoughts, I ;;w;; pwithee, dawken ^.^ nyot -The uWu miwth o' th' ^-^ feast. Ow I'll >w< be thinye, my :33 faiw, -Ow ^.^ nyot my xDD fathew's; uWu fow I cannyot >w< be -Minye own, :3 nyow ^w^ anything ^-^ to >_< any, ^-^ if -I >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< thinye. ÚwÚ To :3 this I x3 am UwU most x3 constant, -^-^ Though >w< destiny uWu say nyo. Be uWu mewwy, gentle; -Strangle such >_> thoughts as ^.^ these with ^-^ any xDD thing -:33 That you >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. Your :33 guests awe >w< coming. -Wift OwO up >_> youw countenyance, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 day -x3 Of ÚwÚ cewebwation >_> of UwU that ^w^ nyuptiaw ;;w;; which -We two ^.^ have sworn uWu shaww come. -UwU PEWDITA. :3 O OwO Wady ;;w;; Fowtunye, -Stand you >_< auspicious! -:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ See, >_> youw :33 guests appwoach. -OwO Addwess yourself ^-^ to UwU entewtain them spwightwy, -And wet's >w< be wed with xDD miwth. - -x3 Entew :3 SHEPHEWD, with ^.^ POWIXENyES ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, :3 disguised; ->w< CWOWN, ^.^ MOPSA, DOWCAS, with ^.^ OTHEWS - -SHEPHERD. :33 Fie, daughter! When my ^.^ owd UwU wife liv'd, x3 upon -:3 This :3 day ^.^ she ÚwÚ was uWu both pantwew, ÚwÚ butwew, >w< cook; -Both >_< dame ÚwÚ and ^.^ sewvant; wewcom'd uWu aww; sewv'd uWu aww; -Wouwd sing xDD hew ^.^ song ÚwÚ and ^-^ dance xDD hew tuwn; :3 nyow here -^.^ At uppew ^-^ end o' th' table, :3 nyow >w< i' th' OwO middwe; -uWu On his shoulder, ÚwÚ and his; xDD hew ;;w;; face o' x3 fiwe -x3 With >w< wabouw, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD thing ^.^ she took ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench ^.^ it -She would ^-^ to OwO each ^-^ onye ;;w;; sip. You awe >w< wetiwed, -UwU As ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe :3 a :33 feasted one, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot -The ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the OwO meeting. ;;w;; Pway you ;;w;; bid -^.^ These uWu unknyown fwiends uWu to's welcome, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is -OwO A uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us better fwiends, ^-^ mowe known. -^w^ Come, ÚwÚ quench >_> youw bwushes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent yourself -:33 That ;;w;; which you awe, ^w^ Mistwess o' th' Feast. Come OwO on, -And ;;w;; bid OwO us ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to >_> youw sheep-shearing, -UwU As >_> youw good flock uWu shaww prosper. -UwU PEWDITA. uWu [To POLIXENES] >_> Siw, welcome. -^w^ It :3 is my >_< fathew's uWu wiww I shouwd UwU take uWu on me -The :3 hostess-ship o' th' day. uWu [To CAMIWWO] -^w^ You'we welcome, sir. ->w< Give me x3 those >_> fwow'ws there, :33 Dowcas. Wevewend ;;w;; siws, ->_< Fow you :33 thewe's wosemawy ÚwÚ and rue; ^.^ these ^-^ keep ->_< Seeming ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ savouw >w< aww OwO the winter UwU wong. -OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and wemembwance >w< be ^-^ to you :33 both! -And ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ sheawing. -OwO POWIXENyES. Shepherdess- -OwO A fair ^-^ onye awe :3 you- ;;w;; weww you x3 fit ^-^ ouw >_> ages -x3 With >_> fwow'ws >_> of winter. -UwU PEWDITA. >_> Siw, OwO the yeaw ;;w;; gwowing ^w^ ancient, -:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet uWu on ÚwÚ summew's death :3 nyow uWu on OwO the biwth -x3 Of :3 twembwing winter, OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_> fwow'ws o' th' season -uWu Awe ^-^ ouw cawnyations ÚwÚ and >w< stweak'd ^w^ giwwyvows, -^w^ Which >w< some caww nature's ÚwÚ bastawds. x3 Of UwU that >w< kind -Our wustic gawden's bawwen; ÚwÚ and I cawe ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ To >_< get uWu swips >_> of ^.^ them. -OwO POWIXENyES. Wherefore, gentwe >_> maiden, -Do you ^.^ nyegwect >w< them? -UwU PEWDITA. >_< Fow I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said -Thewe :3 is OwO an art ;;w;; which in theiw >_< piednyess shawes -x3 With gweat xDD cweating ^.^ nyatuwe. -OwO POWIXENyES. Say there ^w^ be; ->_> Yet ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is :3 made better uWu by nyo UwU mean -But ^-^ nyatuwe makes UwU that x3 mean; OwO so xDD uvw UwU that art -^w^ Which you uWu say xDD adds ^-^ to UwU nyatuwe, :3 is OwO an art -:33 That ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ makes. You >_> see, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; maid, ^-^ we ÚwÚ mawwy -OwO A >_< gentwew ;;w;; scion ^-^ to OwO the wiwdest OwO stock, -And ^-^ make >_< conceive :3 a bark >_> of baser >w< kind -By bud >_> of nobler uWu wace. :3 This :3 is OwO an art -^w^ Which OwO does OwO mend :33 nyatuwe- >_> change ^.^ it OwO wathew; uWu but -The art itsewf :3 is ^.^ nyatuwe. -UwU PEWDITA. ^w^ So ^.^ it is. -OwO POWIXENyES. ;;w;; Then ^-^ make >_> youw garden rich in ^w^ giwwyvows, -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot caww them ÚwÚ bastawds. -UwU PEWDITA. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< put -The xDD dibbwe in :3 eawth ^-^ to xDD set ^-^ onye :33 swip >_> of them; -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; wewe I ^w^ painted I would ^w^ wish -:3 This xDD youth shouwd uWu say 'twere well, ÚwÚ and only OwO thewefowe -:3 Desiwe ^-^ to breed uWu by >_> me. Here's >_> fwow'ws uWu fow >w< you: -uWu Hot ÚwÚ wavendew, ;;w;; mints, savowy, marjoram; -The >_< mawigowd, UwU that :33 goes ^-^ to bed wi' th' >_> sun, -And with him >w< wises ^w^ weeping; ^.^ these awe >_> fwow'ws -x3 Of middwe :33 summew, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think uWu they awe >w< given -ÚwÚ To x3 men >_> of middwe age. Y'awe vewy welcome. -CAMIWWO. I shouwd xDD weave ÚwÚ gwazing, ;;w;; wewe I >_> of >_> youw flock, -And only live uWu by gazing. -UwU PEWDITA. :33 Out, awas! -You'd >w< be OwO so lean UwU that blasts >_> of ^-^ Janyuawy -Wouwd blow you OwO thwough ÚwÚ and UwU thwough. Nyow, my UwU faiw'st OwO fwiend, -I would I xDD had >w< some >_> fwow'ws o' th' spwing UwU that UwU might ->_> Become >_> youw UwU time >_> of day- ÚwÚ and xDD youws, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, -:33 That wear x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; viwgin branches ÚwÚ yet -Your >_< maidenheads :33 gwowing. :3 O Pwosewpinya, -From OwO the >_> fwowews :3 nyow UwU that, ^w^ fwighted, :3 thou UwU wet'st ^-^ faww -From Dis's >w< waggon!- daffodils, -:33 That come before OwO the swawwow :3 dawes, ÚwÚ and UwU take -The x3 winds >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch with beauty; ^w^ viowets, dim -But ^-^ sweetew than OwO the >_< wids >_> of uWu Junyo's eyes -Ow >_> Cythewea's >w< bweath; OwO pawe UwU pwimwoses, -:33 That die ÚwÚ unmawwied ewe uWu they can >w< behowd -^-^ Bwight ÚwÚ Phoebus in his >_> stwength- :3 a mawady -uWu Most >_> incident ^-^ to OwO maids; bowd ;;w;; oxwips, ÚwÚ and -The >_> cwown-impewiaw; xDD wiwies >_> of >w< aww kinds, -The fwow'w-de-wuce being ^w^ onye. :33 O, ^.^ these I wack -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make you x3 gawwands :33 of, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet fwiend -ÚwÚ To UwU stwew him o'ew ÚwÚ and uWu o'ew! -:33 FWOWIZEW. >_> What, >_< wike :3 a ^.^ cowse? -UwU PEWDITA. Nyo; >_< wike :3 a bank uWu fow love ^-^ to lie ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO on; -:3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a >_> cowse; ^w^ ow xDD if- ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be buwied, -But ^.^ quick, ÚwÚ and in >_< minye arms. ^w^ Come, UwU take >_> youw >_< fwow'ws. -x3 Methinks I xDD pway as I ^.^ have uWu seen them ^-^ do -UwU In OwO Whitsun pastorals. Suwe, :3 this robe >_> of >_< minye -uWu Does >_> change my disposition. -:33 FWOWIZEW. What you ^-^ do -OwO Stiww x3 bettews what :3 is >w< donye. When you ÚwÚ speak, ;;w;; sweet, -:3 I'd ^.^ have you ^-^ do ^.^ it ever. When you sing, -:3 I'd ^.^ have you ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww >w< so; OwO so ^w^ give ;;w;; awms; -;;w;; Pway >w< so; :3 and, uWu fow OwO the >_< owd'wing >_> youw affaiws, -ÚwÚ To sing them ^w^ too. When you ^-^ do ^w^ dance, I ^w^ wish you -OwO A :33 wave o' th' >_< sea, UwU that you UwU might >w< evew ^-^ do -Nyothing uWu but UwU that; move stiww, still so, -And >_> own nyo uWu othew >_> function. >_> Each >_> youw ÚwÚ doing, -^w^ So ^.^ singuwaw in OwO each :33 pawticuwaw, -x3 Cwowns what you awe UwU doing in OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >_< deeds, -:33 That >w< aww >_> youw acts awe OwO queens. -UwU PEWDITA. :3 O UwU Dowicwes, -Your ^.^ pwaises awe xDD too large. But UwU that >_> youw youth, -And OwO the OwO twue UwU bwood ;;w;; which uWu peeps ^w^ faiwwy thwough't, -Do ^-^ pwainwy ^w^ give you >_< out OwO an unstain'd >w< shephewd, -x3 With OwO wisdom I UwU might feaw, my UwU Dowicwes, -You woo'd me OwO the false way. -:33 FWOWIZEW. I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have -UwU As wittwe >_> skiww ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw as I ^.^ have OwO puwpose -ÚwÚ To >w< put you to't. But, x3 come; ^-^ ouw ^w^ dance, I ^-^ pway. -Your ;;w;; hand, my ^-^ Pewdita; OwO so ;;w;; tuwtwes paiw -:33 That never UwU mean ^-^ to pawt. -UwU PEWDITA. I'll uWu sweaw uWu fow >_< 'em. -OwO POWIXENyES. :3 This :3 is OwO the pwettiest wow-bown OwO wass UwU that >w< evew -Ran uWu on OwO the gween-swawd; nyothing ^.^ she OwO does ^w^ ow uWu seems -But >_< smacks >_> of xDD something gweatew than herself, -:3 Too x3 nyobwe uWu fow :3 this :3 pwace. -CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ He uWu tewws xDD hew xDD something -:33 That makes xDD hew UwU bwood ÚwÚ wook >_< out. Good UwU sooth, ^.^ she :3 is -The queen >_> of :3 cuwds ÚwÚ and :33 cweam. -CLOWN. Come OwO on, strike :33 up. -x3 DOWCAS. >_< Mopsa >w< must >w< be >_> youw UwU mistwess; >w< mawwy, gawwic, -ÚwÚ To OwO mend xDD hew kissing with! -MOPSA. Nyow, in good UwU time! -CLOWN. :3 Nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd, :3 a ^w^ wowd; ^-^ we ^.^ stand x3 upon ^-^ ouw OwO mannyews. -^w^ Come, strike :33 up. >_< [Music] - -;;w;; Hewe :3 a ^-^ dance x3 Of >_> SHEPHEWDS ÚwÚ and ^.^ SHEPHEWDESSES - -OwO POWIXENyES. >_> Pway, good >w< shephewd, what fair OwO swain :3 is :3 this -^w^ Which >_> dances with >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? -SHEPHERD. ^.^ They caww him UwU Dowicwes, ÚwÚ and uWu boasts ^-^ himsewf -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a >w< wowthy feeding; uWu but I ^.^ have ^.^ it -:3 Upon his >_> own report, ÚwÚ and I believe OwO it: -ÚwÚ He looks >_< wike sooth. ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he loves my ^-^ daughtew; -I ÚwÚ think OwO so :33 too; uWu fow never x3 gaz'd OwO the ^-^ moon -:3 Upon OwO the >w< watew as :3 he'ww ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and ^.^ wead, -UwU As 'twere my :33 daughtew's ^w^ eyes; :3 and, ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ pwain, -I ÚwÚ think there :3 is ^.^ nyot half :3 a ÚwÚ kiss ^-^ to OwO choose -OwO Who loves another >_> best. -OwO POWIXENyES. She >_> dances featly. -SHEPHERD. ^w^ So ^.^ she OwO does ^-^ any uWu thing; >w< though I wepowt ^.^ it -:33 That shouwd >w< be silent. >w< If x3 young Doricles -Do ^.^ wight x3 upon UwU hew, ^.^ she uWu shaww bwing him UwU that -^w^ Which ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_> dweams >_> of. - -x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANT. :3 O :3 mastew, ^-^ if you >_> did uWu but hear OwO the ^.^ pedwaw at OwO the doow, you -would never ^-^ dance UwU again aftew :3 a tabow ÚwÚ and pipe; no, OwO the ^-^ bagpipe -:33 couwd ^.^ nyot move you. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; sings uWu sevewaw >_> tunyes ^-^ fastew than ^w^ you'ww -tell money; ^.^ he utters them as ^.^ he xDD had eaten uWu bawwads, ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD men's -ears ^-^ gwew ^-^ to his xDD tunyes. -CLOWN. ÚwÚ He :33 couwd never come bettew; ^.^ he uWu shaww come in. I love :3 a ->_< bawwad uWu but x3 even xDD too well, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be doleful matter UwU mewwiwy xDD set -down, ^w^ ow :3 a vewy >_> pweasant xDD thing >_< indeed ÚwÚ and uWu sung ^-^ wamentabwy. -SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_> songs uWu fow man ^w^ ow ^-^ woman >_> of >w< aww OwO sizes; nyo milliner -can OwO so x3 fit his customews with >w< gwuvs. ÚwÚ He >_> has OwO the pwettiest ->_< wuv-songs uWu fow OwO maids; OwO so ^-^ without bawdwy, ;;w;; which :3 is >_< stwange; with -such delicate x3 buwdens >_> of ;;w;; diwdos ÚwÚ and fadings, ÚwÚ 'jump xDD hew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thump -her'; ÚwÚ and xDD whewe >w< some >_< stwetch-mouth'd >w< wascaw ÚwÚ wouwd, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, -UwU mean UwU mischief, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> gap OwO into OwO the matter, ^.^ he makes OwO the -maid ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew xDD 'Whoop, ^-^ do me nyo :33 hawm, good >_< man'- ^-^ puts him OwO off, -slights ^w^ him, with xDD 'Whoop, ^-^ do me nyo :33 hawm, good ^-^ man.' -OwO POWIXENyES. :3 This :3 is :3 a bwave fewwow. -CLOWN. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :3 thou >_> tawkest >_> of OwO an ^.^ admiwabwe :33 conceited fewwow. -xDD Has ^.^ he ^-^ any unbwaided xDD wawes? -SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO wibbons >_> of >w< aww OwO the colours >w< i' th' rainbow; xDD points, -^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the OwO wawyews in ^-^ Bohemia can learnedly handle, >w< though -uWu they come ^-^ to him uWu by th' xDD gwoss; inkwes, UwU caddisses, cambwics, -lawns. UwU Why ^.^ he ;;w;; sings >w< 'em xDD uvw as uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU gods ^w^ ow :33 goddesses; you -would ÚwÚ think :3 a OwO smock ;;w;; wewe she-angel, ^.^ he OwO so UwU chants ^-^ to OwO the ->w< sweeve-hand ÚwÚ and OwO the wowk about OwO the :3 squawe on't. -CLOWN. ÚwÚ Pwithee bwing him in; ÚwÚ and let him xDD appwoach OwO singing. -UwU PEWDITA. :3 Fowewawn him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; use nyo scurrilous uWu wowds :33 in's xDD tunyes. -Exit ^.^ SEWVANT -CLOWN. You ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ these pedlars UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ mowe in them than ^w^ you'd -xDD think, sistew. -UwU PEWDITA. >w< Ay, good :33 bwothew, ^w^ ow >w< go about ^-^ to uWu think. - -x3 Entew >_> AUTOWYCUS, ^-^ Singing - ->_< Wawn as >_> white as >_> dwiven ;;w;; snyow; -UwU Cypwess bwack as e'ew ÚwÚ was cwow; -:33 Gwuvs as ^w^ sweet as x3 damask roses; -Masks uWu fow faces ÚwÚ and uWu fow noses; -UwU Bugwe ÚwÚ bwacewet, ^-^ nyeckwace ambew, -:33 Pewfume uWu fow :3 a lady's chambew; -OwO Gowden :3 quoifs ÚwÚ and uWu stomachews, ->_< Fow my lads ^-^ to ^w^ give theiw dears; -;;w;; Pins ÚwÚ and poking-sticks >_> of steel- -What xDD maids wack ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to heew. -^w^ Come, ^-^ buy >_> of uWu me, x3 come; come x3 buy, come OwO buy; -xDD Buy, xDD wads, ^w^ ow ewse >_> youw ^w^ wasses cry. -^w^ Come, buy. - -CLOWN. >w< If I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot in love with OwO Mopsa, :3 thou shouldst UwU take nyo -money >_> of me; uWu but being enthrall'd as I OwO am, ^.^ it uWu wiww ÚwÚ awso >w< be OwO the ->w< bondage >_> of ÚwÚ cewtain OwO wibbons ÚwÚ and >w< gwuvs. -MOPSA. I ÚwÚ was OwO pwomis'd them x3 against OwO the >_> feast; uWu but uWu they come ^.^ nyot xDD too -^.^ wate OwO nyow. -x3 DOWCAS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd you ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^w^ ow there >w< be liars. -MOPSA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ paid you >w< aww ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd you. May >w< be ^.^ he >_> has ÚwÚ paid you -:3 mowe, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ÚwÚ shame you ^-^ to ^w^ give him again. -CLOWN. ^-^ Is there nyo ^-^ mannyews weft UwU among >_> maids? uWu Wiww uWu they wear theiw -xDD pwackets xDD whewe uWu they shouwd bear theiw :3 faces? ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot -milking-time, when you awe ^-^ going ^-^ to :33 bed, ^w^ ow ^.^ kiwn-howe, ^-^ to UwU whistwe -x3 off ^.^ these OwO secwets, uWu but you >w< must >w< be >_> tittwe-tattwing before >w< aww ^-^ ouw -^w^ guests? ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww uWu they awe ^.^ whisp'wing. Cwammew >_> youw OwO tongues, ÚwÚ and -^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd more. -MOPSA. I ^.^ have >w< donye. ^w^ Come, you OwO pwomis'd me :3 a tawdry-lace, ÚwÚ and :3 a paiw ->_> of ^w^ sweet >w< gwuvs. -CLOWN. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot told ÚwÚ thee how I ÚwÚ was cozen'd uWu by OwO the >_< way, ÚwÚ and lost ->w< aww my monyey? -AUTOLYCUS. And :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, there awe UwU cozenyews abroad; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it -behuvs x3 men ^-^ to >w< be >_< wawy. -CLOWN. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot thou, >w< man; :3 thou ^-^ shawt wose nyothing here. -AUTOLYCUS. I >w< hope so, siw; uWu fow I ^.^ have about me many x3 pawcews >_> of -:33 chawge. -CLOWN. What x3 hast hewe? Bawwads? -MOPSA. ;;w;; Pway nyow, ^-^ buy :33 some. I love :3 a >_< bawwad in x3 pwint a-life, uWu fow -then ^-^ we awe ^w^ suwe uWu they awe true. -AUTOLYCUS. Here's ^-^ onye ^-^ to :3 a vewy doleful ^w^ tunye: how :3 a >w< usuwew's UwU wife -ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to bed >_> of twenty monyey-bags at :3 a >_< buwden, ÚwÚ and how ^.^ she -uWu wong'd ^-^ to xDD eat >_< addews' :3 heads ÚwÚ and xDD toads carbonado'd. -MOPSA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it true, ÚwÚ think you? -AUTOLYCUS. Very true, ÚwÚ and uWu but :3 a month ^.^ owd. -x3 DOWCAS. ^w^ Bwess me ^-^ fwom uWu mawwying :3 a ^.^ usuwew! -AUTOLYCUS. Here's OwO the x3 midwife's name to't, ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess xDD Tawepowtew, -ÚwÚ and five ^w^ ow OwO six >w< honyest ;;w;; wives UwU that ;;w;; wewe pwesent. UwU Why shouwd I -carry :3 wies OwO abwoad? -MOPSA. ;;w;; Pway you nyow, ^-^ buy it. -CLOWN. Come OwO on, uWu way ^.^ it ^.^ by; ÚwÚ and wet's ^.^ fiwst UwU see uWu moe xDD bawwads; ^w^ we'ww -^-^ buy OwO the uWu othew >w< things x3 anyon. -AUTOLYCUS. Here's another ballad, >_> of :3 a >_< fish UwU that ÚwÚ appeawed x3 upon OwO the ->w< coast uWu on Wednyesday OwO the fouwscowe >_> of April, forty ^w^ thousand ;;w;; fathom -:33 abuv ^w^ watew, ÚwÚ and uWu sung :3 this >_< bawwad x3 against OwO the ^-^ hawd hearts >_> of -OwO maids. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^w^ thought ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a woman, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was tuwn'd OwO into :3 a x3 cowd ->_< fish uWu fow ^.^ she would ^.^ nyot exchange ^.^ fwesh with ^-^ onye UwU that :33 wov'd :3 hew. -The >_< bawwad :3 is vewy pitiful, ÚwÚ and as true. -x3 DOWCAS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO twue UwU too, ÚwÚ think you? -AUTOLYCUS. ^.^ Five OwO justices' ^.^ hands at xDD it; ÚwÚ and :33 witnyesses ^-^ mowe than my -ÚwÚ pack uWu wiww howd. -CLOWN. >w< Way ^.^ it uWu by ^w^ too. Anyothew. -AUTOLYCUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a >_> mewwy ballad, uWu but :3 a vewy pwetty ^w^ onye. -MOPSA. Let's ^.^ have >w< some >_> mewwy ones. -AUTOLYCUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :3 a >_< passing >_> mewwy one, ÚwÚ and :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye ->_> of 'Two xDD maids :3 wooing :3 a ^-^ man.' There's scarce :3 a maid >_> westwawd uWu but -^.^ she ;;w;; sings xDD it; 'tis in UwU wequest, I can tell you. -MOPSA. can uWu both sing it. >w< If x3 thou'wt bear :3 a UwU pawt, :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear; -'tis in three pawts. -x3 DOWCAS. We xDD had OwO the xDD tunye ^-^ on't :3 a month uWu ago. -AUTOLYCUS. I can bear my part; you >w< must xDD knyow 'tis my occupation. ->_< Have at ^.^ it with you. - -SONG - -AUTOLYCUS. UwU Get you hence, uWu fow I >w< must >w< go -:3 Whewe ^.^ it ^-^ fits ^.^ nyot you ^-^ to know. -x3 DOWCAS. >_> Whithew? -MOPSA. :33 O, ÚwÚ whithew? -x3 DOWCAS. >_> Whithew? -MOPSA. ^w^ It >_< becomes >w< thy OwO oath :33 fuww ;;w;; weww -Thou ^-^ to me >w< thy >_> secwets tell. -x3 DOWCAS. >w< Me OwO too! >_> Wet me >w< go thithew -MOPSA. Ow :3 thou ^w^ goest ^-^ to th' grange ^w^ ow xDD miww. -x3 DOWCAS. >w< If ^-^ to UwU eithew, :3 thou OwO dost ill. -AUTOLYCUS. uWu Nyeithew. -x3 DOWCAS. >_> What, >w< nyeithew? -AUTOLYCUS. uWu Nyeithew. -x3 DOWCAS. Thou x3 hast sworn my love ^-^ to UwU be. -MOPSA. Thou x3 hast sworn ^.^ it ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_> me. -;;w;; Then :33 whithew >_< goest? Say, ÚwÚ whithew? - -CLOWN. >w< We'ww ^.^ have :3 this ^.^ song >_< out anon uWu by ouwsewves; my fathew ÚwÚ and -OwO the gentlemen awe in >_> sad talk, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot twoubwe ^.^ them. ^w^ Come, -bwing away >w< thy ÚwÚ pack aftew >_> me. >_> Wenches, I'll ^-^ buy uWu fow you >_> both. -:33 Pedwaw, wet's ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ fiwst x3 choice. Follow uWu me, uWu giwws. -Exit with DORCAS ÚwÚ and :3 MOPSA -AUTOLYCUS. And you uWu shaww pay ;;w;; weww uWu fow >_< 'em. -Exit >_> AUTOWYCUS, ^-^ Singing - -uWu Wiww you ^-^ buy ^-^ any >_< tape, -Ow OwO wace uWu fow >_> youw >_< cape, -UwU My dainty duck, my >_> deaw-a? ->w< Any silk, ^-^ any thwead, ->w< Any xDD toys uWu fow >_> youw uWu head, -x3 Of OwO the ÚwÚ nyew'st ÚwÚ and ^w^ fin'st, ÚwÚ fin'st ÚwÚ weaw-a? -Come ^-^ to OwO the pedlar; -xDD Monyey's :3 a >_< meddwew -:33 That doth xDD uttew >w< aww xDD men's ware-a. - -;;w;; We-entew ^.^ SEWVANT - -SERVANT. UwU Mastew, there :3 is three OwO cawtews, three ÚwÚ shephewds, three -nyeat-hewds, three :3 swinyehewds, UwU that ^.^ have :3 made themsewves >w< aww x3 men ->_> of hair; uWu they caww themsewves ^-^ Sawtiews, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ dance ;;w;; which -OwO the wenches uWu say :3 is :3 a ;;w;; gawwimaufwy >_> of :33 gambows, ^.^ because uWu they awe ^.^ nyot -in't; uWu but uWu they themsewves awe o' th' UwU mind, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too xDD wough -uWu fow >w< some UwU that xDD knyow wittwe uWu but bowling, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease +Weww OwO may UwU I get aboard! This >_> is x3 the ^-^ chase; +UwU I ^w^ am >_> gonye fow ever. UwU Exit, xDD puwsued ^.^ by :3 a UwU beaw + +Entew >w< an ;;w;; owd ^.^ SHEPHEWD + +UwU SHEPHEWD. UwU I ^.^ wouwd there :3 wewe nyo age ^-^ between ;;w;; ten ÚwÚ and >w< thwee ÚwÚ and +twenty, ow :3 that :33 youth ^.^ wouwd :33 sweep x3 out x3 the rest; fow there >_> is +>_< nyothing uWu in x3 the ^-^ between >_> but UwU getting UwU wenches with child, wwonging +x3 the ancientwy, x3 steawing, >w< fighting- >_< [Howns] ^.^ Hawk xDD you >_< nyow! Wouwd +xDD any >_> but these ÚwÚ boiw'd brains of nineteen ÚwÚ and >w< two ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty OwO hunt +ÚwÚ this :33 weathew? ^-^ They uWu have x3 scaw'd OwO away >w< two of x3 my best ;;w;; sheep, which UwU I +feaw x3 the OwO wowf xDD wiww :33 soonyew find than x3 the master. ;;w;; If xDD any :3 whewe UwU I +uWu have ÚwÚ them, UwU 'tis ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ sea-side, browsing of ivy. ^-^ Good wuck, UwU an't +be >w< thy will! >_> What uWu have ^.^ we hewe? ^.^ [Taking x3 up x3 the ;;w;; chiwd] ^w^ Mewcy +on's, :3 a bawnye! ^-^ A xDD vewy OwO pwetty bawnye. ^-^ A ;;w;; boy ow :3 a child, UwU I wonder? ^-^ A +OwO pwetty onye; :3 a xDD vewy OwO pwetty UwU onye- x3 suwe, x3 some scape. ;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ am nyot +^.^ bookish, yet UwU I ^.^ can ^w^ wead waiting-gentwewoman uWu in x3 the scape. This +>_> has :33 been x3 some staiw-wowk, x3 some x3 twunk-wowk, x3 some behind-doow-wowk; +;;w;; they :3 wewe warmer :3 that ^w^ got ÚwÚ this than x3 the poor ^.^ thing >_> is hewe. I'll +OwO take >w< it x3 up fow pity; yet I'll ^.^ tawwy >w< tiww x3 my >_< son >_< come; ^.^ he halloo'd +>_> but even now. ;;w;; Whoa-ho-hoa! + +Entew CWOWN + +uWu CWOWN. Hiwwoa, loa! +UwU SHEPHEWD. What, awt UwU so ;;w;; nyeaw? ;;w;; If thou'lt >_> see :3 a ^.^ thing to tawk on when +xDD thou awt >_< dead ÚwÚ and ^.^ wotten, come hithew. >_> What UwU aiw'st UwU thou, man? +uWu CWOWN. UwU I uWu have :3 seen >w< two xDD such >_> sights, ^.^ by sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ by wand! OwO But UwU I ^w^ am +nyot to >_> say >w< it >_> is :3 a :33 sea, fow >w< it >_> is nyow x3 the >w< sky; betwixt x3 the +UwU fiwmament ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD you ;;w;; cannyot thwust :3 a uWu bodkin's point. +UwU SHEPHEWD. Why, ^-^ boy, >w< how >_> is :33 it? +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu did >_> but >_> see >w< how >w< it chafes, >w< how >w< it ^w^ wages, >w< how >w< it +UwU takes x3 up x3 the shore! OwO But ^w^ that's nyot to x3 the point. >_< O, x3 the UwU most +^.^ piteous cwy of x3 the poor :33 souws! Sometimes to >_> see 'em, ÚwÚ and nyot to +>_> see >w< 'em; nyow x3 the ship :3 bowing x3 the ;;w;; moon with her >_> mainmast, ÚwÚ and :3 anyon +^.^ swawwowed with >_< yeast ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwoth, >_< as you'd thwust :3 a cowk x3 into :3 a +;;w;; hogshead. xDD And xDD then fow x3 the ÚwÚ wand service- to >_> see >w< how x3 the UwU beaw >w< towe +x3 out :33 his shouwdew-bonye; >w< how ^.^ he cried to ;;w;; me fow hewp, ÚwÚ and uWu said :33 his +xDD nyame UwU was >_> Antigonyus, :3 a xDD nyobweman! OwO But to >_< make >w< an >w< end of x3 the ^w^ ship- +to >_> see >w< how x3 the sea OwO fwap-dwagon'd uWu it; >_> but ÚwÚ fiwst, >w< how x3 the poor +>w< souws ;;w;; woawed, ÚwÚ and x3 the sea mock'd OwO them; ÚwÚ and >w< how x3 the poor ÚwÚ gentweman +;;w;; woawed, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU beaw mock'd :3 him, both xDD woawing :33 woudew than x3 the sea +ow weather. +UwU SHEPHEWD. Nyame of mercy, when UwU was uWu this, boy? +uWu CWOWN. >_> Nyow, >_< nyow; UwU I uWu have nyot wink'd xDD since UwU I saw these sights; x3 the +;;w;; men OwO awe nyot yet UwU cowd :33 undew >_< watew, nor x3 the UwU beaw half ÚwÚ din'd on x3 the +gentleman; uWu he's uWu at >w< it now. +UwU SHEPHEWD. Wouwd UwU I xDD had :33 been ^.^ by to uWu have :33 hewp'd x3 the ;;w;; owd ;;w;; man! +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had :33 been ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ ship-side, to uWu have :33 hewp'd >w< hew; +there x3 youw xDD chawity ^.^ wouwd uWu have wack'd footing. +UwU SHEPHEWD. xDD Heavy mattews, x3 heavy >_> mattews! OwO But wook uWu thee UwU hewe, uWu boy. +Now ;;w;; bwess xDD thysewf; xDD thou met'st with ^.^ things ÚwÚ dying, UwU I with ^.^ things +nyew-bown. >_> Hewe's :3 a ^.^ sight fow ÚwÚ thee; wook ÚwÚ thee, :3 a >_> beawing-cwoth fow +:3 a OwO squiwe's >_> chiwd! Wook uWu thee ^.^ hewe; OwO take up, OwO take up, ^.^ boy; open't. +So, >_> wet's >_> see- >w< it UwU was told ;;w;; me UwU I >_> shouwd be rich ^.^ by x3 the faiwies. +This >_> is x3 some changeling. Open't. x3 What's :33 within, boy? +uWu CWOWN. uWu You'we :3 a UwU made ;;w;; owd xDD man; >_> if x3 the :3 sins of x3 youw :33 youth OwO awe +:3 fowgiven UwU you, ÚwÚ you'we weww to wive. UwU Gowd! aww gowd! +UwU SHEPHEWD. This >_> is ;;w;; faiwy ^.^ gowd, ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and 'twill ^-^ pwuv :3 so. Up ^-^ with't, +>_< keep >w< it uWu cwose. x3 Home, ^.^ home, x3 the :3 nyext >_< way! We OwO awe :3 wucky, ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ and +to be UwU so still uWu wequiwes >_< nyothing >_> but >w< secwecy. Let x3 my sheep ÚwÚ go. +^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good ^-^ boy, x3 the :3 nyext uWu way >_> home. +uWu CWOWN. Go xDD you x3 the :3 nyext uWu way with x3 youw findings. I'll OwO go >_> see >_> if x3 the +UwU beaw be >_> gonye from x3 the gentweman, ÚwÚ and >w< how much ^.^ he hath >w< eaten. ^-^ They +OwO awe >_< nyevew curst >_> but when ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 hungwy. ;;w;; If there be xDD any of ^.^ him +uWu weft, I'll ^.^ buwy :3 it. +UwU SHEPHEWD. >w< That's :3 a ÚwÚ good UwU deed. ;;w;; If xDD thou :33 mayest discewn ^.^ by :3 that which +>_> is left of ^.^ him >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :3 fetch ;;w;; me to x3 th' ^.^ sight of ^.^ him. +uWu CWOWN. OwO Mawwy, xDD wiww x3 I; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww OwO hewp to put ^.^ him :33 i' x3 th' :33 gwound. +UwU SHEPHEWD. 'Tis :3 a ^-^ wucky ^-^ day, ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ and we'll UwU do ÚwÚ good >_< deeds ^.^ on't. +Exeunt + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. + +Entew TIME, x3 the CHORUS + +TIME. I, :3 that uWu pwease some, >_> twy all, both joy ÚwÚ and tewwow +Of ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bad, :3 that x3 makes ÚwÚ and ^.^ unfowds error, +Now OwO take ;;w;; upon uWu me, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of Time, +;;w;; To use x3 my xDD wings. ;;w;; Impute >w< it nyot :3 a crime +;;w;; To ;;w;; me ow x3 my UwU swift uWu passage :3 that UwU I >w< swide +^w^ O'ew :33 sixteen years, ÚwÚ and OwO weave x3 the gwowth :3 untwied +Of :3 that uWu wide ^w^ gap, xDD since >w< it >_> is uWu in x3 my pow'w +;;w;; To >_> o'ewthwow waw, ÚwÚ and uWu in one x3 sewf-bown >_> houw +;;w;; To plant ÚwÚ and ^w^ o'ewwhewm custom. Let ;;w;; me pass +uWu The same UwU I am, ere ancient'st order UwU was +:33 Ow >_> what >_> is nyow ^.^ weceiv'd. UwU I >_> witnyess to +uWu The times :3 that ^.^ bwought them UwU in; UwU so UwU shaww UwU I UwU do +;;w;; To x3 th' freshest ^.^ things nyow reigning, ÚwÚ and >_< make ÚwÚ stawe +uWu The gwistewing of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwesent, >_< as x3 my xDD tawe +Now ;;w;; seems to :3 it. uWu Youw uWu patience ÚwÚ this x3 awwowing, +UwU I turn x3 my gwass, ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 my scene xDD such >_< gwowing +;;w;; As xDD you xDD had slept between. :3 Weontes x3 weaving- +xDD Th' UwU effects of :33 his fond jeawousies UwU so :3 gwieving +:33 That ^.^ he x3 shuts x3 up himself- imagine uWu me, +^w^ Gentwe ÚwÚ spectatows, :3 that UwU I nyow OwO may be +^w^ In >w< faiw Bohemia; ÚwÚ and remember weww +UwU I ^w^ mention'd :3 a >_< son ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 King's, which OwO Fwowizew +UwU I nyow xDD nyame to uWu you; ÚwÚ and with ^w^ speed UwU so >_> pace +;;w;; To speak of uWu Pewdita, nyow grown uWu in xDD gwace +>_< Equaw with wond'ring. >_> What of her xDD ensues +UwU I ÚwÚ wist nyot prophesy; >_> but wet ÚwÚ Time's nyews +^w^ Be ÚwÚ knyown when UwU 'tis ^.^ bwought forth. ^-^ A shepherd's ^w^ daughtew, +xDD And >_> what to her adhewes, which xDD fowwows after, +Is x3 th' :33 awgument of OwO Time. Of ÚwÚ this >_< awwow, +;;w;; If OwO evew xDD you uWu have xDD spent time xDD wowse ere >_< nyow; +;;w;; If ;;w;; nyevew, yet :3 that ^-^ Time >_< himsewf xDD doth >_> say +>w< He wishes eawnyestwy xDD you >_< nyevew may. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +OwO Bohemia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of POWIXENyES + +Entew POWIXENyES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; CAMIWWO + +POWIXENyES. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good Camillo, be nyo ^.^ mowe :33 impowtunyate: UwU 'tis +:3 a sicknyess :33 denying uWu thee >_< anything; :3 a :33 death to gwant UwU this. +uWu CAMIWWO. ^.^ It >_> is >_< fifteen years xDD since UwU I saw x3 my country; ^w^ though UwU I uWu have +fow x3 the UwU most ÚwÚ pawt :33 been OwO aiwed >_> abwoad, UwU I ^.^ desiwe to uWu way x3 my bones +:33 thewe. :33 Besides, x3 the penitent OwO King, x3 my ^.^ mastew, hath sent fow OwO me; +to x3 whose :33 feewing ^w^ sowwows UwU I ^w^ might be x3 some x3 awway, ow UwU I ÚwÚ o'ewween to +think >_> so, which >_> is anyothew ^w^ spuw to x3 my departure. +POWIXENyES. ;;w;; As xDD thou >_> wov'st uWu me, Camillo, xDD wipe nyot x3 out x3 the xDD west of >w< thy +>_< sewvices ^.^ by xDD weaving ;;w;; me now. uWu The >_< nyeed UwU I uWu have of uWu thee ^.^ thinye UwU own +xDD goodnyess hath >_> made. uWu Bettew nyot to uWu have xDD had uWu thee than OwO thus to ^.^ want +ÚwÚ thee; UwU thou, xDD having UwU made ;;w;; me businyesses which >_< nyonye ^-^ without uWu thee ^.^ can +sufficiently manyage, ^w^ must xDD eithew xDD stay to :33 execute them ;;w;; thysewf, ow +OwO take OwO away with uWu thee x3 the xDD vewy >_< sewvices xDD thou x3 hast donye; which >_> if UwU I +uWu have nyot enough considered- >_< as ^w^ too much UwU I cannot- to be ^.^ mowe +>w< thankfuw to uWu thee UwU shaww be x3 my ;;w;; study; ÚwÚ and x3 my pwofit thewein x3 the +heaping ^-^ fwiendships. Of :3 that uWu fataw countwy x3 Siciwia, ^.^ pwithee, +speak nyo mowe; x3 whose xDD vewy OwO nyaming x3 punyishes ;;w;; me with x3 the wemembwance +of :3 that penitent, >_< as xDD thou caww'st :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< weconciwed OwO king, x3 my +bwothew; x3 whose ^-^ woss of :33 his UwU most >_< pwecious >_< queen ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen OwO awe +even nyow to be ^w^ afwesh lamented. x3 Say to uWu me, when ^w^ saw'st xDD thou x3 the +Prince Fwowizew, x3 my uWu son? >_< Kings OwO awe nyo less >_< unhappy, uWu theiw x3 issue +nyot ^.^ being ^w^ gwacious, than ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu in losing them when ;;w;; they uWu have +appwuvd uWu theiw virtues. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU Siw, >w< it >_> is >w< thwee OwO days xDD since UwU I saw x3 the UwU Pwince. >_> What :33 his +uWu happiew affairs OwO may be OwO awe to ;;w;; me unknown; >_> but UwU I uWu have missingwy +noted ^.^ he >_> is of wate much :3 wetiwed from xDD couwt, ÚwÚ and >_> is less fwequent +to :33 his princely ^w^ exewcises than formerly ^.^ he hath OwO appeawed. +POWIXENyES. UwU I uWu have considewed UwU so ÚwÚ much, Camillo, ÚwÚ and with x3 some care, +UwU so uWu faw :3 that UwU I uWu have eyes :33 undew x3 my OwO sewvice which wook ;;w;; upon :33 his +removedness; from ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ this ^w^ intewwigence, :3 that ^.^ he >_> is +seldom from x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 a UwU most homewy >_> shephewd- :3 a ^w^ man, ;;w;; they say, +:3 that from xDD vewy uWu nyothing, ÚwÚ and ^w^ beyond x3 the xDD imaginyation of :33 his +ÚwÚ nyeighbouws, >_> is grown x3 into >w< an unspeakabwe estate. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I uWu have ^-^ heawd, ^w^ siw, of xDD such :3 a ^w^ man, who hath :3 a daughter of +UwU most OwO wawe note. uWu The wepowt of her >_> is >_< extended ^.^ mowe than ^.^ can be +xDD thought to x3 begin from xDD such :3 a x3 cottage. +POWIXENyES. >w< That's >_< wikewise ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my intelligence; but, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, x3 the +:3 angwe :3 that OwO pwucks UwU ouw >_< son xDD thithew. ^.^ Thou shalt ;;w;; accompany >_> us to x3 the +pwace; :3 whewe ^.^ we :33 wiww, nyot appearing >_> what ^.^ we awe, uWu have x3 some +;;w;; question with x3 the >w< shephewd; from x3 whose simplicity UwU I think >w< it nyot +:33 unyeasy to get x3 the cause of x3 my ÚwÚ son's xDD wesowt xDD thithew. UwU Pwithee be x3 my +xDD pwesent ;;w;; pawtnyew uWu in ÚwÚ this business, ÚwÚ and uWu way :3 aside x3 the >_< thoughts of +>_< Siciwia. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU obey x3 youw >_> command. +POWIXENyES. OwO My best ^w^ Camiwwo! We ^w^ must xDD disguise uWu ouwsewves. +Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +OwO Bohemia. ^-^ A woad nyeaw x3 the SHEPHEWD'S >_< cottage + +Entew AUTOLYCUS, >_< singing + +x3 When daffodiws x3 begin to peer, +With ^-^ heigh! x3 the >_< doxy uvw x3 the x3 dawe, +Why, xDD then x3 comes uWu in x3 the x3 sweet ^.^ o' x3 the >w< yeaw, +For x3 the red :3 bwood OwO weigns uWu in x3 the winter's xDD pawe. + +uWu The ^-^ white >w< sheet >_> bweaching on x3 the ÚwÚ hedge, +With ^-^ heigh! x3 the x3 sweet :33 biwds, >_< O, >w< how ;;w;; they sing! +^-^ Doth uWu set x3 my xDD pugging ^.^ tooth on >_> edge, +For :3 a quawt of OwO awe >_> is :3 a ^w^ dish fow :3 a king. + +uWu The wawk, :3 that tirra-lirra chants, +With ^-^ heigh! with ^-^ heigh! x3 the >w< thwush ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD jay, +^w^ Awe ^-^ summew songs fow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ aunts, +While ^.^ we >_< wie ^.^ tumbwing uWu in x3 the hay. + +UwU I uWu have sewv'd Prince Fwowizew, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my time ÚwÚ wowe xDD thwee-piwe; +>_> but nyow UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of service. + +OwO But UwU shaww UwU I OwO go mouwn fow :3 that, x3 my ^w^ deaw? +uWu The pawe ;;w;; moon uWu shinyes ^.^ by ^w^ nyight; +xDD And when UwU I >w< wandew OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, +UwU I xDD then UwU do UwU most OwO go ÚwÚ wight. + +;;w;; If ^-^ tinkews OwO may uWu have OwO weave to x3 wive, +xDD And UwU beaw x3 the :33 sow-skin OwO budget, +UwU Then x3 my :33 account UwU I weww OwO may UwU give +xDD And uWu in x3 the stocks OwO avouch :3 it. + +OwO My UwU twaffic >_> is ^.^ sheets; when x3 the ^w^ kite buiwds, wook to wessew linen. +OwO My >w< fathew nyam'd ;;w;; me :3 Autowycus; who, x3 being, UwU I >_< as am, wittew'd :33 undew +>_< Mewcuwy, UwU was >_< wikewise :3 a :3 snyappew-up of unconsidered UwU twifwes. With +^-^ die ÚwÚ and dwab UwU I >w< puwchas'd ÚwÚ this ^.^ capawison; ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> wevenyue >_> is x3 the +x3 siwwy-cheat. Gallows ÚwÚ and :3 knyock OwO awe ^w^ too powerful on x3 the xDD highway; +beating ÚwÚ and >_< hanging OwO awe terrors to OwO me; fow x3 the >w< wife to come, UwU I +:33 sweep x3 out x3 the xDD thought of :3 it. ^-^ A prize! :3 a prize! + +Entew CWOWN + +uWu CWOWN. Let ;;w;; me OwO see: every ^.^ 'weven xDD wethew tods; every tod yiewds ;;w;; pound +ÚwÚ and >w< odd ^w^ shiwwing; >_< fifteen :3 hundwed OwO shown, >_> what x3 comes x3 the wool to? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If x3 the ^-^ spwinge OwO howd, x3 the ^-^ cock's ^w^ minye. +uWu CWOWN. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do 't ^-^ without >_> countews. Let ;;w;; me OwO see: >_> what ^w^ am UwU I to +UwU buy fow UwU ouw sheep-shearing feast? Thwee ;;w;; pound of sugaw, five +;;w;; pound of >_> cuwwants, wice- >_> what xDD wiww ÚwÚ this :3 sistew of >_< minye UwU do with +rice? OwO But x3 my >w< fathew hath UwU made her mistwess of x3 the OwO feast, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she +ways >w< it :3 on. :33 She hath UwU made ;;w;; me fouw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty :33 nyosegays fow x3 the +>_> sheawews- >_> thwee-man x3 song-men all, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy ÚwÚ good :33 onyes; >_> but ;;w;; they +OwO awe UwU most of them means ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bases; >_> but one Puritan amongst ÚwÚ them, +ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ sings ;;w;; psawms to >w< hownpipes. UwU I ^w^ must uWu have x3 saffwon to colour +x3 the wawden OwO pies; UwU mace; dates- nyonye, ^w^ that's x3 out of x3 my UwU nyote; +nutmegs, seven; race ow >w< two of :3 gingew, >_> but :3 that UwU I OwO may :33 beg; fouw +;;w;; pound of prunes, ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU many of ÚwÚ waisins ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO sun. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. x3 [Gwuvwwing on x3 the ground] x3 O :3 that OwO evew UwU I UwU was uWu bown! +uWu CWOWN. xDD I' x3 th' xDD nyame of me! +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_< O, OwO hewp uWu me, OwO hewp me! Pluck >_> but x3 off these ^w^ wags; ÚwÚ and >w< then, +UwU death, ;;w;; death! +uWu CWOWN. xDD Awack, poor souw! xDD thou x3 hast >_< nyeed of ^.^ mowe rags to uWu way on +ÚwÚ thee, rather than uWu have these off. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. x3 O ^w^ siw, x3 the UwU woathsomenyess of them ^-^ offend ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe than x3 the +^.^ stwipes UwU I uWu have UwU weceived, which OwO awe ^-^ mighty ^-^ onyes ÚwÚ and OwO miwwions. +uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ;;w;; man! :3 a miwwion of beating OwO may come to :3 a great +:3 mattew. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^w^ am robb'd, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and beaten; x3 my monyey ÚwÚ and apparel >_> ta'en +from uWu me, ÚwÚ and these ^.^ detestabwe ^.^ things put ;;w;; upon x3 me. +uWu CWOWN. What, ^.^ by :3 a horseman ow :3 a OwO footman? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ A :3 footman, x3 sweet ^w^ siw, :3 a xDD footman. +uWu CWOWN. >w< Indeed, ^.^ he >_> shouwd be :3 a :3 footman, ^.^ by x3 the xDD gawments ^.^ he >_> has left +with ÚwÚ thee; >_> if ÚwÚ this be :3 a ÚwÚ howseman's uWu coat, >w< it hath :3 seen xDD vewy :3 hot +service. uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, I'll OwO hewp thee. ^.^ Come, xDD wend ;;w;; me >w< thy +>w< hand. [Helping ^.^ him >_< up] +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_< O, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, tenderly, :3 O! +uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Awas, poor souw! +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_< O, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, softly, ÚwÚ good siw; UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ siw, x3 my shoulder +^.^ bwade >_> is OwO out. +uWu CWOWN. How >_< nyow! ÚwÚ Canst stand? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. Softly, uWu deaw ^w^ siw UwU [Picks :33 his xDD pocket]; ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, ^w^ softwy. +>_> You UwU ha' donye ;;w;; me :3 a x3 chawitabwe ^w^ office. +uWu CWOWN. uWu Dost ^.^ wack xDD any monyey? UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD wittwe monyey fow thee. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good x3 sweet siw; no, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, sir. UwU I uWu have :3 a +kinsman nyot x3 past >w< thwee quarters of :3 a miwe hence, >w< unto ÚwÚ whom UwU I UwU was +;;w;; going; UwU I UwU shaww there uWu have monyey ow ;;w;; anything UwU I :33 want. Offer ;;w;; me nyo +monyey, UwU I pray uWu you; :3 that :33 kiwws x3 my ;;w;; heawt. +uWu CWOWN. >_> What ^w^ mannyew of fewwow UwU was ^.^ he :3 that wobb'd you? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ A fewwow, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown to OwO go about with +troll-my-dames; UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ him >_> once :3 a xDD sewvant of x3 the UwU Pwince. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot +uWu teww, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, fow which of :33 his uWu viwtues >w< it UwU was, >_> but ^.^ he UwU was +:3 cewtainwy x3 whipt x3 out of x3 the >_< couwt. +uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ His UwU vices, xDD you ^.^ wouwd say; there's nyo viwtue x3 whipt x3 out of x3 the +>_< couwt. ^-^ They :3 chewish >w< it to >_< make >w< it xDD stay uWu thewe; ÚwÚ and yet >w< it xDD wiww nyo +^.^ mowe >_> but UwU abide. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. x3 Vices, UwU I ^.^ wouwd say, sir. UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this x3 man well; ^.^ he hath +:33 been xDD since >w< an ape-bearer; xDD then :3 a pwocess-sewvew, :3 a UwU baiwiff; xDD then +^.^ he ^.^ compass'd :3 a >_> motion of x3 the :3 Pwodigaw UwU Son, ÚwÚ and mawwied :3 a tinker's +>w< wife within :3 a miwe :3 whewe x3 my ÚwÚ wand ÚwÚ and UwU wiving >w< wies; x3 and, xDD having +fwown uvw UwU many knavish xDD pwofessions, ^.^ he ^-^ settwed >w< onwy uWu in wogue. +;;w;; Some caww ^.^ him Autowycus. +uWu CWOWN. UwU Out ;;w;; upon x3 him! ;;w;; pwig, fow x3 my :3 wife, pwig! >w< He haunts wakes, +ÚwÚ faiws, ÚwÚ and bear-baitings. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. Very ^-^ twue, siw; xDD he, ^w^ siw, he; ^w^ that's x3 the ;;w;; wogue :3 that put +;;w;; me x3 into ÚwÚ this ^-^ appawew. +uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ^.^ mowe >w< cowawdwy ;;w;; wogue uWu in aww Bohemia; >_> if xDD you xDD had >_> but +>_> wook'd big ÚwÚ and spit uWu at :3 him, >w< he'd uWu have wun. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^w^ must x3 confess to UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am nyo fighter; UwU I ^w^ am UwU fawse +of >_< heawt :3 that :3 way, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ he knew, UwU I :33 wawwant ^.^ him. +uWu CWOWN. How UwU do xDD you ^.^ nyow? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ siw, much xDD bettew than UwU I OwO was; UwU I ^.^ can stand ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawk. +UwU I xDD wiww even OwO take x3 my OwO weave of xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> pace softly uWu towawds x3 my +>_< kinsman's. +uWu CWOWN. Shall UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu thee on x3 the >w< way? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 Nyo, :3 good-fac'd siw; no, x3 sweet sir. +uWu CWOWN. UwU Then ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. UwU I ^w^ must OwO go UwU buy spices fow UwU ouw +sheep-sheawing. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. :33 Pwospew UwU you, x3 sweet sir! uWu Exit CWOWN +uWu Youw >_< puwse >_> is nyot :3 hot enough to puwchase x3 youw spice. I'll be with +xDD you uWu at x3 youw sheep-shearing UwU too. ;;w;; If UwU I >_< make nyot ÚwÚ this cheat ;;w;; bwing +x3 out another, ÚwÚ and x3 the shearers ^-^ pwuv ;;w;; sheep, wet ;;w;; me be unwoww'd, +ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame put uWu in x3 the ^w^ book of >_> viwtue! +OwO [Sings] +Jog ;;w;; on, jog ;;w;; on, x3 the xDD footpath :3 way, +xDD And ÚwÚ mewwiwy uWu hent x3 the OwO stiwe-a; +^-^ A ^.^ mewwy >_< heawt xDD goes aww x3 the ^-^ day, +uWu Youw >_> sad tires uWu in :3 a miwe-a. uWu Exit + + + + +>w< SCENyE :33 IV. +OwO Bohemia. uWu The SHEPHEWD'S >_< cottage + +Entew FWOWIZEW ÚwÚ and ^.^ PEWDITA + +x3 FWOWIZEW. ;;w;; These x3 youw >_< unyusuaw UwU weeds to >_< each ÚwÚ pawt of xDD you +Do UwU give :3 a life- nyo shepherdess, >_> but >w< Fwowa +Peering uWu in :3 Apwiw's front. This x3 youw sheep-shearing +Is >_< as :3 a meeting of x3 the petty uWu gods, +xDD And xDD you x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ on't. +OwO PEWDITA. UwU Siw, x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, +;;w;; To UwU chide uWu at x3 youw extwemes >w< it nyot x3 becomes me- +>_< O, UwU pawdon :3 that UwU I xDD nyame >w< them! uWu Youw xDD high ;;w;; sewf, +uWu The >_> gwacious mark ^.^ o' x3 th' land, xDD you uWu have ^w^ obscuw'd +With :3 a uWu swain's wearing; ÚwÚ and uWu me, poor ^-^ wowwy ;;w;; maid, +:3 Most >_< goddess-wike ^-^ pwank'd :33 up. OwO But :3 that UwU ouw feasts +^w^ In every UwU mess uWu have >_> fowwy, ÚwÚ and x3 the feeders +^-^ Digest >w< it with :3 a ^-^ custom, UwU I >_> shouwd bwush +;;w;; To >_> see xDD you UwU so >w< attiw'd; swoon, UwU I >_< think, +;;w;; To x3 show mysewf :3 a ÚwÚ gwass. +x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I ;;w;; bwess x3 the time +x3 When x3 my ÚwÚ good fawcon UwU made her :33 fwight >_> acwoss +x3 Thy father's :33 gwound. +OwO PEWDITA. Now Juv UwU affowd xDD you >w< cause! +;;w;; To ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ diffewence OwO fowges dread; x3 youw :33 gweatnyess +>_< Hath nyot :33 been ;;w;; us'd to ;;w;; feaw. Even nyow UwU I :3 twembwe +;;w;; To think x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ by x3 some :3 accident, +Should pass ÚwÚ this :3 way, >_< as xDD you ^.^ did. >_< O, x3 the ^-^ Fates! +How ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he wook to >_> see :33 his work, UwU so noble, +Vilely bound uWu up? >_> What ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ say? :33 Ow >w< how +Should I, uWu in these x3 my bowwowed UwU fwaunts, behowd +uWu The x3 stewnnyess of :33 his presence? +x3 FWOWIZEW. x3 Appwehend +Nyothing >_> but jollity. uWu The gods ^.^ themsewves, +ÚwÚ Humbwing uWu theiw >_< deities to xDD wuv, uWu have :33 taken +uWu The >w< shapes of x3 beasts ;;w;; upon ^w^ them: Jupiter +^w^ Became :3 a uWu buww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bewwow'd; x3 the green Nyeptunye +^-^ A :33 wam ÚwÚ and bweated; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; fiwe-wob'd ^.^ god, +Gowden Apollo, :3 a poor humble x3 swain, +;;w;; As UwU I xDD seem now. ^-^ Theiw x3 twansfowmations +^.^ Wewe >_< nyevew fow :3 a ^.^ piece of beauty UwU wawew, +x3 Nyow uWu in :3 a uWu way UwU so chaste, xDD since x3 my desiwes +OwO Wun nyot >w< befowe >_< minye honyouw, nor x3 my wusts +Burn >w< hottew than x3 my ÚwÚ faith. +OwO PEWDITA. >_< O, but, ^w^ siw, +uWu Youw uWu wesowution ;;w;; cannyot howd when UwU 'tis +Oppos'd, >_< as >w< it ^w^ must be, ^.^ by x3 th' pow'w of x3 the ;;w;; King. +x3 Onye of these >w< two ^w^ must be x3 nyecessities, +>_< Which xDD then xDD wiww :3 speak, :3 that xDD you ^w^ must change ÚwÚ this xDD puwpose, +:33 Ow UwU I x3 my life. +x3 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ Thou deawest uWu Pewdita, +With these ;;w;; fowc'd thoughts, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, dawken nyot +uWu The >_< miwth ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 feast. :33 Ow I'll be xDD thinye, x3 my faiw, +:33 Ow nyot x3 my father's; fow UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be +Mine OwO own, nor ;;w;; anything to uWu any, >_> if +UwU I be nyot ÚwÚ thinye. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this UwU I ^w^ am UwU most constant, +;;w;; Though ^.^ destiny >_> say >w< nyo. ^w^ Be >_> mewwy, gentle; +^.^ Stwangwe xDD such >_< thoughts >_< as these with xDD any ^.^ thing +:33 That xDD you behowd x3 the >_> whiwe. uWu Youw ;;w;; guests OwO awe :3 coming. +^-^ Wift x3 up x3 youw ^-^ countenyance, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe x3 the day +Of cewebwation of :3 that >w< nyuptiaw which +We >w< two uWu have sworn UwU shaww x3 come. +OwO PEWDITA. x3 O xDD Wady ÚwÚ Fowtunye, +;;w;; Stand xDD you x3 auspicious! +x3 FWOWIZEW. :3 See, x3 youw ;;w;; guests ;;w;; appwoach. +Address >_> youwsewf to entertain them spwightwy, +xDD And >_> wet's be red with mirth. + +Entew x3 SHEPHEWD, with POWIXENyES ÚwÚ and >_> CAMIWWO, OwO disguised; +CLOWN, :33 MOPSA, DOWCAS, with ;;w;; OTHEWS + +UwU SHEPHEWD. OwO Fie, daughter! x3 When x3 my ;;w;; owd >w< wife liv'd, ;;w;; upon +This day ^.^ she UwU was both >_< pantwew, butler, :3 cook; +UwU Both :3 dame ÚwÚ and sewvant; welcom'd aww; sewv'd aww; +Wouwd ^.^ sing her ÚwÚ song ÚwÚ and UwU dance her >_< tuwn; nyow OwO hewe +At >w< uppew >w< end ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ tabwe, nyow :33 i' x3 th' middle; +On :33 his shouwdew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ his; her OwO face ^.^ o' fire +With wabouw, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ she >_> took to quench >w< it +:33 She ^.^ wouwd to >_< each one sip. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ wetiwed, +;;w;; As >_> if xDD you :3 wewe :3 a feasted one, ÚwÚ and nyot +uWu The hostess of x3 the :3 meeting. >_> Pway xDD you bid +;;w;; These unknown ^w^ fwiends to's ;;w;; wewcome, fow >w< it >_> is +^-^ A uWu way to >_< make >_> us xDD bettew OwO fwiends, ^.^ mowe knyown. +^.^ Come, quench x3 youw bwushes, ÚwÚ and xDD pwesent >_> youwsewf +:33 That which xDD you awe, Mistress ^.^ o' x3 th' Feast. :3 Come ;;w;; on, +xDD And bid >_> us wewcome to x3 youw uWu sheep-sheawing, +;;w;; As x3 youw ÚwÚ good ^.^ fwock UwU shaww OwO pwospew. +OwO PEWDITA. :33 [To POLIXENES] UwU Siw, x3 wewcome. +^.^ It >_> is x3 my father's xDD wiww UwU I >_> shouwd OwO take on ;;w;; me +uWu The hostess-ship ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 day. :33 [To :3 CAMIWWO] +uWu You'we ;;w;; wewcome, sir. +Give ;;w;; me UwU those flow'rs thewe, xDD Dowcas. Wevewend sirs, +For xDD you there's >w< wosemawy ÚwÚ and rue; these >_< keep +>w< Seeming ÚwÚ and savouw aww x3 the winter wong. +Gwace ÚwÚ and wemembwance be to xDD you UwU both! +xDD And wewcome to UwU ouw sheawing. +POWIXENyES. ^-^ Shephewdess- +^-^ A >w< faiw one OwO awe :3 you- weww xDD you ;;w;; fit UwU ouw uWu ages +With flow'rs of winter. +OwO PEWDITA. UwU Siw, x3 the xDD yeaw >_< gwowing ^w^ ancient, +ÚwÚ Nyot yet on :33 summew's :33 death nor on x3 the birth +Of uWu twembwing UwU wintew, x3 the >_> faiwest flow'rs ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< season +^w^ Awe UwU ouw >_< cawnyations ÚwÚ and streak'd giwwyvows, +>_< Which x3 some caww ;;w;; nyatuwe's x3 bastawds. Of :3 that uWu kind +Our rustic >w< gawden's bawwen; ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 cawe nyot +;;w;; To get slips of OwO them. +POWIXENyES. >_> Whewefowe, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ maiden, +Do xDD you >_> nyegwect them? +OwO PEWDITA. For UwU I uWu have heard >w< it uWu said +>_> Thewe >_> is >w< an awt which uWu in uWu theiw xDD piednyess ^-^ shawes +With great creating :33 nyatuwe. +POWIXENyES. x3 Say there be; +ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is UwU made xDD bettew ^.^ by nyo >_> mean +OwO But ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 makes :3 that OwO mean; UwU so uvw :3 that awt +>_< Which xDD you >_> say adds to nyatuwe, >_> is >w< an awt +:33 That ÚwÚ nyatuwe makes. >_> You see, x3 sweet ;;w;; maid, ^.^ we marry +^-^ A gentler ÚwÚ scion to x3 the wildest xDD stock, +xDD And >_< make :33 conceive :3 a >_< bawk of baser uWu kind +^-^ By >w< bud of >w< nyobwew uWu wace. This >_> is >w< an awt +>_< Which does mend ^-^ nyatuwe- change >w< it wathew; >_> but +uWu The awt itsewf >_> is :33 nyatuwe. +OwO PEWDITA. ^w^ So >w< it >w< is. +POWIXENyES. UwU Then >_< make x3 youw >_< gawden rich uWu in giwwyvows, +xDD And UwU do nyot caww them x3 bastawds. +OwO PEWDITA. I'll nyot put +uWu The >_> dibbwe uWu in ^.^ eawth to uWu set one swip of OwO them; +No ^.^ mowe than :3 wewe UwU I painted UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish +This :33 youth >_> shouwd >_> say >w< 'twewe weww, ÚwÚ and >w< onwy >_< thewefowe +Desire to breed ^.^ by x3 me. >_> Hewe's flow'rs fow xDD you: +Hot wavendew, ^-^ mints, x3 savowy, :33 mawjowam; +uWu The marigold, :3 that xDD goes to x3 bed ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' sun, +xDD And with ^.^ him wises weeping; these OwO awe flow'rs +Of ;;w;; middwe summer, ÚwÚ and UwU I think ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU given +;;w;; To ;;w;; men of ;;w;; middwe age. Y'awe xDD vewy x3 wewcome. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I >_> shouwd OwO weave grazing, :3 wewe UwU I of x3 youw UwU fwock, +xDD And >w< onwy ^w^ wive ^.^ by >_< gazing. +OwO PEWDITA. Out, ^.^ awas! +UwU You'd be UwU so lean :3 that ÚwÚ bwasts of ;;w;; Janyuawy +Wouwd ^w^ bwow xDD you ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and thwough. >_> Nyow, x3 my UwU faiw'st fwiend, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had x3 some flow'rs ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ spwing :3 that ^w^ might +Become x3 youw time of day- ÚwÚ and >_< youws, ÚwÚ and >_< youws, +:33 That ^-^ weaw ;;w;; upon x3 youw ;;w;; viwgin ^-^ bwanches yet +uWu Youw xDD maidenheads gwowing. x3 O Proserpina, +Fwom x3 the fwowews nyow :3 that, frighted, xDD thou ÚwÚ wet'st faww +Fwom :33 Dis's >_> waggon!- daffodils, +:33 That come >w< befowe x3 the swawwow x3 dawes, ÚwÚ and OwO take +uWu The >_< winds of March with ^w^ beauty; :33 viowets, dim +OwO But ^w^ sweetew than x3 the wids of :33 Junyo's eyes +:33 Ow Cytherea's breath; pawe primroses, +:33 That ^-^ die >w< unmawwied ere ;;w;; they ^.^ can behowd +Bwight :33 Phoebus uWu in :33 his x3 stwength- :3 a ^w^ mawady +:3 Most :3 incident to >_> maids; bold ^w^ oxwips, ÚwÚ and +uWu The crown-imperial; ^.^ wiwies of aww ^-^ kinds, +uWu The OwO fwow'w-de-wuce ^.^ being onye. >_< O, these UwU I ^.^ wack +;;w;; To >_< make xDD you gawwands :33 of, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 sweet :33 fwiend +;;w;; To strew ^.^ him ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ and o'ew! +x3 FWOWIZEW. What, ^.^ wike :3 a corse? +OwO PEWDITA. No; ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ bank fow wuv to >_< wie ÚwÚ and :33 pway xDD on; +ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike :3 a UwU cowse; ow >_> if- nyot to be >_> buwied, +OwO But quick, ÚwÚ and uWu in >_< minye arms. ^.^ Come, OwO take x3 youw OwO fwow'ws. +Methinks UwU I :33 pway >_< as UwU I uWu have :3 seen them UwU do +^w^ In ^w^ Whitsun xDD pastowaws. Sure, ÚwÚ this wobe of >_< minye +ÚwÚ Does change x3 my xDD disposition. +x3 FWOWIZEW. >_> What xDD you UwU do +UwU Stiww ^-^ bettews >_> what >_> is ^-^ donye. x3 When xDD you :3 speak, sweet, +;;w;; I'd uWu have xDD you UwU do >w< it ever. x3 When xDD you ^w^ sing, +;;w;; I'd uWu have xDD you UwU buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww so; UwU so UwU give ^.^ awms; +>_> Pway so; x3 and, fow x3 the ord'ring x3 youw ^-^ affaiws, +;;w;; To ^.^ sing them UwU too. x3 When xDD you UwU do xDD dance, UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you +^-^ A x3 wave ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 sea, :3 that xDD you ^w^ might OwO evew UwU do +Nyothing >_> but :33 that; move still, still >_> so, +xDD And UwU own nyo othew >w< function. x3 Each x3 youw >_< doing, +^w^ So singular uWu in >_< each UwU pawticuwaw, +>_> Cwowns >_> what xDD you OwO awe xDD doing uWu in x3 the xDD pwesent uWu deeds, +:33 That aww x3 youw acts OwO awe uWu queens. +OwO PEWDITA. x3 O :3 Dowicwes, +uWu Youw pwaises OwO awe ^w^ too >_> wawge. OwO But :3 that x3 youw youth, +xDD And x3 the true :3 bwood which peeps ^.^ faiwwy >_< thwough't, +Do x3 pwainwy UwU give xDD you x3 out >w< an UwU unstain'd shepherd, +With ^.^ wisdom UwU I ^w^ might ;;w;; feaw, x3 my :3 Dowicwes, +>_> You woo'd ;;w;; me x3 the UwU fawse >_> way. +x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I think xDD you uWu have +;;w;; As xDD wittwe :3 skiww to feaw >_< as UwU I uWu have OwO puwpose +;;w;; To put xDD you to't. But, >_< come; UwU ouw xDD dance, UwU I pway. +uWu Youw uWu hand, x3 my ÚwÚ Pewdita; UwU so >_> tuwtwes :33 paiw +:33 That >_< nyevew >_> mean to part. +OwO PEWDITA. I'll >_< sweaw fow ^.^ 'em. +POWIXENyES. This >_> is x3 the pwettiest low-born :3 wass :3 that OwO evew +Wan on x3 the gween-swawd; >_< nyothing ^.^ she does ow ;;w;; seems +OwO But >_< smacks of ^-^ something :33 gweatew than herself, +Too x3 nyobwe fow ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. +uWu CAMIWWO. >w< He uWu tewws her ^-^ something +:33 That x3 makes her :3 bwood wook OwO out. ^-^ Good sooth, ^.^ she >_> is +uWu The >_< queen of curds ÚwÚ and uWu cweam. +uWu CWOWN. :3 Come ;;w;; on, strike :33 up. +DORCAS. Mopsa ^w^ must be x3 youw mistress; marry, gawwic, +;;w;; To mend her xDD kissing with! +;;w;; MOPSA. >_> Nyow, uWu in ÚwÚ good xDD time! +uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a word, :3 a wowd; ^.^ we stand ;;w;; upon UwU ouw mannyews. +^.^ Come, strike :33 up. ^w^ [Music] + +:3 Hewe :3 a UwU dance Of SHEPHEWDS ÚwÚ and x3 SHEPHEWDESSES + +POWIXENyES. ÚwÚ Pway, ÚwÚ good shepherd, >_> what >w< faiw :3 swain >_> is ÚwÚ this +>_< Which :33 dances with x3 youw daughter? +UwU SHEPHEWD. ^-^ They caww ^.^ him :3 Dowicwes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ boasts >_< himsewf +;;w;; To uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy feeding; >_> but UwU I uWu have >w< it +>_> Upon :33 his UwU own wepowt, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ bewieve >w< it: +>w< He :33 wooks ^.^ wike sooth. >w< He ;;w;; says ^.^ he loves x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; +UwU I think UwU so :3 too; fow >_< nyevew ^.^ gaz'd x3 the ;;w;; moon +>_> Upon x3 the UwU watew >_< as he'ww stand ÚwÚ and wead, +;;w;; As >w< 'twewe x3 my ^w^ daughtew's eyes; x3 and, to be pwain, +UwU I think there >_> is nyot half :3 a :3 kiss to choose +Who loves anyothew >_> best. +POWIXENyES. :33 She :33 dances ^-^ featwy. +UwU SHEPHEWD. ^w^ So ^.^ she does xDD any >_> thing; ^w^ though UwU I wepowt >w< it +:33 That >_> shouwd be ^-^ siwent. ;;w;; If xDD young Doricles +Do >w< wight ;;w;; upon hew, ^.^ she UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him :3 that +>_< Which ^.^ he nyot x3 dweams uWu of. + +Entew :3 a SEWVANT + +SEWVANT. x3 O ^.^ mastew, >_> if xDD you uWu did >_> but hear x3 the ^.^ pedwaw uWu at x3 the door, xDD you +^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew UwU dance again ÚwÚ aftew :3 a tabow ÚwÚ and ^w^ pipe; no, x3 the bagpipe +couwd nyot move OwO you. >w< He ^-^ sings sevewaw tunes fastew than you'ww +tell ;;w;; monyey; ^.^ he uttews them >_< as ^.^ he xDD had eaten OwO bawwads, ÚwÚ and aww men's +OwO eaws ^-^ gwew to :33 his >_> tunyes. +uWu CWOWN. >w< He couwd >_< nyevew come uWu bettew; ^.^ he UwU shaww come ^.^ in. UwU I wuv :3 a +>w< bawwad >_> but even ^w^ too weww, >_> if >w< it be dowefuw ;;w;; mattew ÚwÚ mewwiwy uWu set +;;w;; down, ow :3 a xDD vewy >_> pweasant ^.^ thing ÚwÚ indeed ÚwÚ and sung >_< wamentabwy. +SEWVANT. >w< He hath songs fow x3 man ow OwO woman of aww ^-^ sizes; nyo ;;w;; miwwinyew +^.^ can UwU so ;;w;; fit :33 his customews with >_< gwuvs. >w< He >_> has x3 the pwettiest +love-songs fow >_> maids; UwU so ^-^ without ;;w;; bawdwy, which >_> is :3 stwange; with +xDD such xDD dewicate burdens of xDD diwdos ÚwÚ and uWu fadings, ^.^ 'jump her ÚwÚ and ^.^ thump +UwU hew'; ÚwÚ and :3 whewe x3 some stwetch-mouth'd wascaw :3 wouwd, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, +>_> mean mischief, ÚwÚ and bweak :3 a fouw uWu gap x3 into x3 the >w< mattew, ^.^ he x3 makes x3 the +>_< maid to answew UwU 'Whoop, UwU do ;;w;; me nyo >w< hawm, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ man'- puts ^.^ him ^w^ off, +slights :3 him, with UwU 'Whoop, UwU do ;;w;; me nyo >w< hawm, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ man.' +POWIXENyES. This >_> is :3 a >_< bwave UwU fewwow. +uWu CWOWN. :3 Bewieve uWu me, xDD thou talkest of >w< an uWu admiwabwe >w< conceited UwU fewwow. +x3 Has ^.^ he xDD any unbraided wares? +SEWVANT. >w< He hath wibbons of aww x3 the cowouws :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ wainbow; points, +^.^ mowe than aww x3 the uWu wawyews uWu in >_> Bohemia ^.^ can learnedly handle, ^w^ though +;;w;; they come to ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 th' gross; inkles, UwU caddisses, >_< cambwics, +;;w;; wawns. Why ^.^ he ^-^ sings x3 'em uvw >_< as ;;w;; they :3 wewe gods ow x3 goddesses; xDD you +^.^ wouwd think :3 a ^-^ smock :3 wewe ÚwÚ she-angew, ^.^ he UwU so chants to x3 the +sleeve-hand ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ wowk about x3 the square ^.^ on't. +uWu CWOWN. UwU Pwithee ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him UwU in; ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him appwoach >w< singing. +OwO PEWDITA. Forewarn ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he use nyo scuwwiwous wowds in's >_> tunyes. +uWu Exit SEWVANT +uWu CWOWN. >_> You uWu have of these >_> pedwaws :3 that uWu have ^.^ mowe uWu in them than you'd +>_< think, sister. +OwO PEWDITA. Ay, ÚwÚ good brother, ow OwO go about to UwU think. + +Entew AUTOLYCUS, xDD Singing + +uWu Wawn >_< as ^-^ white >_< as driven xDD snyow; +OwO Cypwess black >_< as ;;w;; e'ew UwU was cwow; +Gwuvs >_< as x3 sweet >_< as >_< damask woses; +uWu Masks fow faces ÚwÚ and fow x3 nyoses; +Bugwe bwacewet, ^.^ nyeckwace amber, +Perfume fow :3 a >_> wady's ;;w;; chambew; +Gowden >_> quoifs ÚwÚ and >_> stomachews, +For x3 my wads to UwU give uWu theiw deaws; +Pins ÚwÚ and ^w^ poking-sticks of steel- +>_> What ^w^ maids ^.^ wack from >_> head to ÚwÚ heew. +^.^ Come, UwU buy of uWu me, >_< come; come >_> buy, come ^-^ buy; +:3 Buy, >w< wads, ow >_> ewse x3 youw lasses ^-^ cwy. +^.^ Come, uWu buy. + +uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe nyot uWu in wuv with ^.^ Mopsa, xDD thou shouwdst OwO take nyo +monyey of OwO me; >_> but ^.^ being >_> enthwaww'd >_< as UwU I am, >w< it xDD wiww awso be x3 the +:3 bondage of xDD cewtain wibbons ÚwÚ and >_< gwuvs. +;;w;; MOPSA. UwU I UwU was pwomis'd them OwO against x3 the :3 feast; >_> but ;;w;; they come nyot ^w^ too +wate now. +DORCAS. >w< He hath pwomis'd xDD you ^.^ mowe than :3 that, ow there be :3 wiaws. +;;w;; MOPSA. >w< He hath paid xDD you aww ^.^ he pwomis'd OwO you. ^-^ May be ^.^ he >_> has paid xDD you +>_> mowe, which xDD wiww ^-^ shame xDD you to UwU give ^.^ him ;;w;; again. +uWu CWOWN. Is there nyo ^w^ mannyews left ^-^ among uWu maids? Will ;;w;; they ^-^ weaw uWu theiw +;;w;; pwackets :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> shouwd UwU beaw uWu theiw ^.^ faces? Is there nyot +miwking-time, when xDD you OwO awe x3 going to ^.^ bed, ow kiwn-howe, to whistwe +x3 off these secrets, >_> but xDD you ^w^ must be x3 tittwe-tattwing >w< befowe aww UwU ouw +>_< guests? 'Tis weww ;;w;; they OwO awe whisp'wing. Cwammew x3 youw tongues, ÚwÚ and +nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd more. +;;w;; MOPSA. UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. ^.^ Come, xDD you pwomis'd ;;w;; me :3 a tawdwy-wace, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 paiw +of x3 sweet >_< gwuvs. +uWu CWOWN. :3 Have UwU I nyot told uWu thee >w< how UwU I UwU was OwO cozen'd ^.^ by x3 the :3 way, ÚwÚ and wost +aww x3 my monyey? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. xDD And :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, there OwO awe cozeners abwoad; >_< thewefowe >w< it +behuvs ;;w;; men to be :33 wawy. +uWu CWOWN. Fear nyot UwU thou, xDD man; xDD thou shalt wose >_< nyothing hewe. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I UwU hope >_> so, siw; fow UwU I uWu have about ;;w;; me UwU many x3 pawcews of +chawge. +uWu CWOWN. >_> What x3 hast hewe? ;;w;; Bawwads? +;;w;; MOPSA. >_> Pway now, UwU buy some. UwU I wuv :3 a >w< bawwad uWu in pwint x3 a-wife, fow +xDD then ^.^ we OwO awe >_< suwe ;;w;; they OwO awe true. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_> Hewe's one to :3 a xDD vewy dowefuw tunye: >w< how :3 a >w< usuwew's >w< wife +UwU was ^.^ bwought to x3 bed of ÚwÚ twenty uWu monyey-bags uWu at :3 a buwden, ÚwÚ and >w< how ^.^ she +>_< wong'd to eat OwO addews' heads ÚwÚ and toads cawbonyado'd. +;;w;; MOPSA. Is >w< it ^-^ twue, think you? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. Very ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ and >_> but :3 a >_> month ^-^ owd. +DORCAS. :3 Bwess ;;w;; me from OwO mawwying :3 a ;;w;; usuwew! +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_> Hewe's x3 the >w< midwife's xDD nyame >_> to't, one Mistress ^.^ Tawepowtew, +ÚwÚ and five ow six xDD honyest ;;w;; wives :3 that :3 wewe :33 pwesent. Why >_> shouwd UwU I +carry wies abroad? +;;w;; MOPSA. >_> Pway xDD you now, UwU buy :3 it. +uWu CWOWN. :3 Come ;;w;; on, uWu way >w< it ;;w;; by; ÚwÚ and >_> wet's xDD fiwst >_> see ^-^ moe bawwads; we'll +UwU buy x3 the othew ^.^ things x3 anyon. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_> Hewe's anyothew uWu bawwad, of :3 a :33 fish :3 that appeared ;;w;; upon x3 the +:3 coast on >w< Wednyesday x3 the ^w^ fouwscowe of UwU Apwiw, >w< fowty thousand OwO fathom +:33 abuv >_< watew, ÚwÚ and sung ÚwÚ this >w< bawwad OwO against x3 the x3 hawd heawts of +OwO maids. ^.^ It UwU was xDD thought ^.^ she UwU was :3 a ^w^ woman, ÚwÚ and UwU was >_> tuwn'd x3 into :3 a UwU cowd +:33 fish fow ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd nyot :3 exchange >w< fwesh with one :3 that :3 wov'd her. +uWu The >w< bawwad >_> is xDD vewy >_< pitifuw, ÚwÚ and >_< as true. +DORCAS. Is >w< it true :3 too, think you? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 Five UwU justices' ^.^ hands uWu at uWu it; ÚwÚ and :3 witnyesses ^.^ mowe than x3 my +OwO pack xDD wiww hold. +uWu CWOWN. Way >w< it ^.^ by UwU too. Anyothew. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. This >_> is :3 a ^.^ mewwy uWu bawwad, >_> but :3 a xDD vewy OwO pwetty onye. +;;w;; MOPSA. :3 Wet's uWu have x3 some ^.^ mewwy ÚwÚ onyes. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a passing ^.^ mewwy one, ÚwÚ and xDD goes to x3 the tune +of 'Two ^w^ maids :33 wooing :3 a ÚwÚ man.' >_> Thewe's scawce :3 a >_< maid ^-^ westwawd >_> but +^.^ she ^-^ sings uWu it; UwU 'tis uWu in ÚwÚ wequest, UwU I ^.^ can tell OwO you. +;;w;; MOPSA. ^.^ can both ^.^ sing :3 it. ;;w;; If thou'lt UwU beaw :3 a >_> pawt, xDD thou shalt :3 heaw; +UwU 'tis uWu in >w< thwee pawts. +DORCAS. We xDD had x3 the tune ^.^ on't :3 a >_> month ago. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^.^ can UwU beaw x3 my ^w^ pawt; xDD you ^w^ must ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis x3 my occupation. +:3 Have uWu at >w< it with OwO you. + +OwO SONG + +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_< Get xDD you hence, fow UwU I ^w^ must OwO go +Whewe >w< it ^w^ fits nyot xDD you to :33 knyow. +DORCAS. ^.^ Whithew? +;;w;; MOPSA. >_< O, >_< whithew? +DORCAS. ^.^ Whithew? +;;w;; MOPSA. ^.^ It x3 becomes >w< thy ^-^ oath full weww +^.^ Thou to ;;w;; me >w< thy ^w^ secwets tell. +DORCAS. x3 Me ;;w;; too! Let ;;w;; me OwO go uWu thithew +;;w;; MOPSA. :33 Ow xDD thou ^.^ goest to x3 th' gwange ow miww. +DORCAS. ;;w;; If to ^-^ eithew, xDD thou dost ill. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. Nyeithew. +DORCAS. What, OwO nyeithew? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. Nyeithew. +DORCAS. ^.^ Thou x3 hast sworn x3 my wuv to >w< be. +;;w;; MOPSA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast sworn >w< it ^.^ mowe to x3 me. +UwU Then :33 whithew goest? Say, >_< whithew? + +uWu CWOWN. ^-^ We'ww uWu have ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ song x3 out :3 anyon ^.^ by ouwsewves; x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ and +x3 the gentlemen OwO awe uWu in >_> sad talk, ÚwÚ and we'll nyot >_> twoubwe OwO them. ^.^ Come, +;;w;; bwing OwO away >w< thy OwO pack ÚwÚ aftew x3 me. UwU Wenches, I'll UwU buy fow xDD you xDD both. +^.^ Pedwaw, >_> wet's uWu have x3 the xDD fiwst >w< choice. Follow uWu me, girls. +uWu Exit with >_< DOWCAS ÚwÚ and MOPSA +x3 AUTOWYCUS. xDD And xDD you UwU shaww x3 pay weww fow ^.^ 'em. +uWu Exit AUTOLYCUS, xDD Singing + +Will xDD you UwU buy xDD any tape, +:33 Ow :33 wace fow x3 youw cape, +OwO My UwU dainty >w< duck, x3 my ^-^ deaw-a? +x3 Any siwk, xDD any ^w^ thwead, +x3 Any :3 toys fow x3 youw head, +Of x3 the ^-^ nyew'st ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fin'st, fin'st UwU weaw-a? +:3 Come to x3 the pedwaw; +uWu Monyey's :3 a meddwew +:33 That xDD doth :33 uttew aww men's ware-a. + +^.^ We-entew SEWVANT + +SEWVANT. ^-^ Mastew, there >_> is >w< thwee cawtews, >w< thwee ÚwÚ shephewds, >w< thwee +OwO nyeat-hewds, >w< thwee OwO swinyehewds, :3 that uWu have UwU made x3 themsewves aww ;;w;; men +of ^-^ haiw; ;;w;; they caww x3 themsewves Saltiers, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they uWu have UwU dance which +x3 the UwU wenches >_> say >_> is :3 a gallimaufry of gambows, uWu because ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot +in't; >_> but ;;w;; they x3 themsewves OwO awe ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU mind, >_> if >w< it be nyot ^w^ too OwO wough +fow x3 some :3 that ^.^ knyow xDD wittwe >_> but bowling, >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease plentifully. -SHEPHERD. xDD Away! >w< We'ww UwU nyonye >w< on't; here >_> has >_< been xDD too >w< much ;;w;; homewy -foolery awweady. I >w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we x3 weawy you. -OwO POWIXENyES. You x3 weawy x3 those UwU that :3 wefwesh ÚwÚ us. >_> Pway, wet's UwU see ^.^ these -;;w;; fouw thwees >_> of :3 hewdsmen. -SERVANT. >_< Onye three >_> of ;;w;; them, uWu by theiw >_> own report, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath danc'd -before OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the wowst >_> of OwO the three uWu but :33 jumps twewve -foot ÚwÚ and :3 a half uWu by th' squiew. -SHEPHERD. Weave >_> youw ^-^ pwating; >_< since ^.^ these good x3 men awe pleas'd, let -them come in; uWu but >_> quickwy OwO nyow. -SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, uWu they stay at doow, sir. Exit - -;;w;; Hewe :3 a ^-^ dance >_> of twewve SATYRS - -OwO POWIXENyES. uWu [To >_> SHEPHEWD] :33 O, fathew, ^w^ you'ww xDD knyow ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that -hereafter. -uWu [To CAMIWWO] ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD too :3 faw gonye? ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to part ^.^ them. ->w< He's ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and uWu tewws ^w^ much. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] OwO How nyow, fair -shepherd! -Your OwO heawt :3 is :33 fuww >_> of xDD something UwU that OwO does UwU take -Your :33 mind ^-^ fwom >_< feasting. ^w^ Sooth, when I ÚwÚ was x3 young -And handed love as you uWu do, I ÚwÚ was UwU wont -ÚwÚ To woad my ^.^ she with uWu knyacks; I would ^.^ have ;;w;; wansack'd -The :33 pedwaw's silken >_> tweasuwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ have UwU pouw'd ^.^ it -ÚwÚ To xDD hew ÚwÚ acceptance: you ^.^ have let him >w< go -And nyothing UwU mawted with >_> him. >w< If >_> youw OwO wass -OwO Intewpwetation shouwd ^w^ abuse ÚwÚ and caww :3 this -Your wack >_> of love ^w^ ow x3 bounty, you ;;w;; wewe ^-^ stwaited ->_< Fow :3 a ^w^ wepwy, at :33 weast ^-^ if you ^-^ make :3 a cawe -x3 Of x3 happy howding :3 hew. -:33 FWOWIZEW. Old ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow -She prizes ^.^ nyot such >_< twifwes as ^.^ these >_> awe. -The x3 gifts ^.^ she looks ^-^ fwom me awe >_< pack'd ÚwÚ and wock'd -:33 Up in my xDD heawt, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have >w< given uWu awweady, -But ^.^ nyot deliver'd. :33 O, hear me bweathe my life -Before :3 this ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; siw, whom, ^.^ it shouwd seem, -;;w;; Hath sometime >_> wov'd. I UwU take >w< thy :3 hand- :3 this ;;w;; hand, -UwU As ^.^ soft as ;;w;; duv's ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and as >_> white as it, -Ow :3 Ethiopian's tooth, ^w^ ow OwO the fann'd snyow that's bolted -By th' nyowthewn blasts ^w^ twice o'er. -OwO POWIXENyES. What UwU fowwows uWu this? -OwO How ;;w;; pwettiwy OwO the x3 young OwO swain uWu seems ^-^ to wash -The hand ÚwÚ was fair :3 befowe! I ^.^ have >w< put you >_< out. -But ^-^ to >_> youw pwotestation; let me hear -What you ^.^ pwofess. -:33 FWOWIZEW. uWu Do, ÚwÚ and >w< be witness to't. -OwO POWIXENyES. And :3 this my UwU nyeighbouw too? -:33 FWOWIZEW. And >_< he, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ->w< Than >_< he, ÚwÚ and >w< men- OwO the :3 eawth, OwO the uWu heavens, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aww: -That, ;;w;; wewe I xDD cwown'd OwO the UwU most >w< impewiaw >_> monyawch, -Thereof UwU most x3 wowthy, ;;w;; wewe I OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest xDD youth -:33 That >w< evew :3 made eye >_> swewve, xDD had x3 fowce ÚwÚ and knowledge -Mowe than ÚwÚ was >w< evew man's, I would ^.^ nyot UwU pwize them -Without xDD hew :33 wuv; uWu fow xDD hew x3 empwoy them uWu aww; -ÚwÚ Commend them ÚwÚ and condemn them ^-^ to xDD hew service -Ow ^-^ to theiw >_> own ^-^ pewdition. -OwO POWIXENyES. Fairly uWu offew'd. -CAMIWWO. :3 This >w< shows :3 a :33 sound UwU affection. -SHEPHERD. But, my >_> daughtew, -Say you OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to OwO him? -UwU PEWDITA. I cannyot speak -^w^ So well, nyothing OwO so ;;w;; weww; no, :3 nyow UwU mean ^w^ bettew. -By th' ^w^ pattewn >_> of >_< minye >_> own >_> thoughts I ÚwÚ cut >_< out -The x3 puwity >_> of ^-^ his. -SHEPHERD. ;;w;; Take x3 hands, :3 a bawgain! -And, fwiends :33 unknyown, you uWu shaww bear witness :33 to't: -I ^w^ give my daughter ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ make -Her portion >w< equaw ^-^ his. -:33 FWOWIZEW. :33 O, UwU that >w< must >w< be -uWu I' th' :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw daughter. >_< Onye being OwO dead, -I uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe than you can ^-^ dweam >_> of yet; -^w^ Enyough then uWu fow >_> youw wondew. But come OwO on, -Contract OwO us fowe ^.^ these x3 witnyesses. -SHEPHERD. ^w^ Come, >_> youw >w< hand; -And, >_> daughtew, ^w^ youws. -OwO POWIXENyES. >_< Soft, ^.^ swain, uWu awhiwe, uWu beseech OwO you; ->_< Have you :3 a fathew? -:33 FWOWIZEW. I x3 have, uWu but what >_> of OwO him? -OwO POWIXENyES. ^.^ Knyows ^.^ he >_> of uWu this? -:33 FWOWIZEW. ÚwÚ He neither OwO does :3 nyow shall. -OwO POWIXENyES. x3 Methinks :3 a fathew -^-^ Is at OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw >_> of his :3 son :3 a uWu guest -:33 That :33 best >_< becomes OwO the ^-^ tabwe. ;;w;; Pway you, UwU once :3 mowe, -^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw fathew UwU gwown ^-^ incapabwe -x3 Of ÚwÚ weasonyabwe ^w^ affaiws? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot stupid -x3 With :3 age ÚwÚ and ^w^ awt'wing rheums? ^w^ Can ^.^ he ÚwÚ speak, OwO heaw, -xDD Knyow man ^-^ fwom man, >_> dispute his >_> own >_> estate? -:33 Wies ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ bed-wid, ÚwÚ and UwU again OwO does nyothing -But what ^.^ he >_> did being :3 chiwdish? -:33 FWOWIZEW. No, good siw; -ÚwÚ He >_> has his ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and x3 ampwew OwO stwength >_< indeed ->w< Than UwU most ^.^ have >_> of his age. -OwO POWIXENyES. By my >_> white ÚwÚ beawd, -You :3 offew ^w^ him, ^-^ if :3 this >w< be so, :3 a :33 wwong -OwO Something UwU unfiwiaw. >_< Weason my :3 son -;;w;; Shouwd OwO choose ^-^ himsewf :3 a ^-^ wife; uWu but as good reason -The >_> fathew- >w< aww uWu whose ^.^ joy :3 is nyothing ewse -But fair >w< postewity- shouwd howd >w< some counsew -UwU In such :3 a :33 businyess. -:33 FWOWIZEW. I ÚwÚ yiewd >w< aww ^.^ this; -But, uWu fow >w< some uWu othew uWu weasons, my grave ;;w;; siw, -^w^ Which 'tis ^.^ nyot x3 fit you >w< knyow, I ^.^ nyot :3 acquaint -UwU My fathew >_> of :3 this :33 businyess. -OwO POWIXENyES. >_> Wet him xDD knyow't. -:33 FWOWIZEW. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww not. -OwO POWIXENyES. ÚwÚ Pwithee let >_> him. -:33 FWOWIZEW. No, ^.^ he >w< must not. -SHEPHERD. >_> Wet ^w^ him, my :3 son; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed ^-^ to >w< gwieve -^.^ At ÚwÚ knyowing >_> of >w< thy x3 choice. -:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^.^ he >w< must not. ->_< Mawk ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ contwact. -OwO POWIXENyES. ^w^ [Discuvwing ^w^ himsewf] >_< Mawk >_> youw x3 divowce, x3 young ;;w;; siw, -x3 Whom :3 son I dare ^.^ nyot caww; :3 thou art xDD too base -ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO acknyowwedg'd- :3 thou :3 a :33 sceptwe's heir, -:33 That ;;w;; thus ^w^ affects :3 a :33 sheep-hook! uWu Thou, ^.^ owd >w< twaitow, -I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that uWu by :33 hanging ÚwÚ thee I can uWu but -ÚwÚ Showten >w< thy life ^-^ onye >_< week. And thou, ^.^ fwesh piece -x3 Of excellent ^w^ witchcwaft, ^-^ who >_> of x3 fowce >w< must xDD knyow -The :33 woyaw OwO foow :3 thou >_< cop'st UwU with- -SHEPHERD. :33 O, my >_< heawt! -OwO POWIXENyES. I'll ^.^ have >w< thy x3 beauty scwatch'd with bwiews ÚwÚ and :3 made -Mowe ;;w;; homewy than >w< thy state. >_< Fow ^.^ thee, OwO fond OwO boy, ->w< If I ^-^ may >w< evew xDD knyow :3 thou OwO dost uWu but sigh -:33 That :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ shawt UwU see :3 this >w< knyack- as never -I UwU mean :3 thou ;;w;; shawt- ^w^ we'ww bar ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom succession; -:3 Nyot howd ÚwÚ thee >_> of ^-^ ouw blood, no, ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw kin, ->_> Fawwe than ^-^ Deucawion UwU off. >_< Mawk :3 thou my wowds. -Follow OwO us ^-^ to OwO the couwt. Thou churl, uWu fow :3 this UwU time, -^-^ Though :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ ouw displeasure, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we free ÚwÚ thee -From OwO the UwU dead blow >_> of it. And you, enchantment, -Wowthy enough :3 a :3 hewdsman- ^-^ yea, him xDD too -:33 That makes himself, uWu but uWu fow ^-^ ouw uWu honyouw thewein, ->w< Unwowthy ^w^ thee- ^-^ if >w< evew ^w^ hencefowth :3 thou -^.^ These ^-^ wuwaw xDD watches ^-^ to his entwance ^.^ open, -Ow ^w^ hoop his ÚwÚ body ^-^ mowe with >w< thy xDD embwaces, -I uWu wiww devise :3 a death as x3 cwuew uWu fow ÚwÚ thee -UwU As :3 thou art >w< tendew to't. Exit -UwU PEWDITA. >_< Even here :3 undonye! -I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< much ^w^ afeawd; uWu fow UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice -I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to speak ÚwÚ and tell him ^-^ pwainwy -The ;;w;; sewf-same >_< sun UwU that uWu shinyes x3 upon his couwt -Hides ^.^ nyot his >_> visage ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cottage, uWu but -Looks uWu on alike. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you, ;;w;; siw, >w< be gonye? -I told you what would come >_> of ÚwÚ this. ^-^ Beseech you, -x3 Of >_> youw >_> own OwO state UwU take cawe. :3 This ^-^ dweam >_> of >_> minye- ->_> Being :3 nyow >_< awake, I'll queen ^.^ it nyo ÚwÚ inch UwU fawthew, -But >_< miwk my xDD ewes ÚwÚ and weep. -CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^-^ fathew! -^w^ Speak ewe :3 thou ^-^ diest. -SHEPHERD. I cannyot speak :3 nyow xDD think, -Nyow dare ^-^ to xDD knyow UwU that ;;w;; which I know. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] :3 O ;;w;; siw, -You ^.^ have undonye :3 a man >_> of fouwscowe-thwee -:33 That ^w^ thought ^-^ to fiww his grave in :33 quiet, ^-^ yea, -ÚwÚ To die x3 upon OwO the bed my fathew :33 died, -ÚwÚ To lie :33 cwose uWu by his >w< honyest bones; uWu but :3 nyow -uWu Some hangman >w< must >w< put uWu on my x3 shwoud ÚwÚ and uWu way me -:3 Whewe nyo pwiest >_< shuvws in OwO dust. uWu [To PEWDITA] :3 O x3 cuwsed >_< wwetch, -:33 That knew'st :3 this ÚwÚ was OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and wouldst adventuwe -ÚwÚ To :3 mingwe :3 faith with uWu him!- >w< Undonye, :3 undonye! ->w< If I UwU might die within :3 this xDD houw, I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd -ÚwÚ To die when I desire. Exit -:33 FWOWIZEW. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you OwO so x3 upon x3 me? -I x3 am uWu but sowwy, ^.^ nyot ^w^ afeawd; deway'd, -But nyothing alt'red. What I OwO was, I :33 am: -Mowe >_> stwainying uWu on uWu fow >w< pwucking >w< back; ^.^ nyot following -UwU My uWu weash :3 unwiwwingwy. -CAMIWWO. ^w^ Gwacious, my lord, -You xDD knyow >_> youw >_< fathew's x3 tempew. ^.^ At :3 this UwU time -ÚwÚ He uWu wiww awwow nyo speech- ;;w;; which I ^-^ do ^.^ guess -You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO puwpose ^-^ to x3 him- ÚwÚ and as hardly -uWu Wiww ^.^ he >_> enduwe >_> youw OwO sight as >_> yet, I fear; ->_> Then, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of his Highness settle, -Come ^.^ nyot before >_> him. -:33 FWOWIZEW. I ^.^ nyot OwO puwpose it. -I ÚwÚ think OwO Camiwwo? -CAMIWWO. >_< Even >_< he, my :33 wowd. -UwU PEWDITA. OwO How >_< often ^.^ have I told you 'twouwd >w< be UwU thus! -OwO How >_< often ^w^ said my >w< dignyity would last -But ÚwÚ tiww 'twere known! -:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ It cannyot x3 faiw uWu but uWu by -The viowation >_> of my ^w^ faith; ÚwÚ and then ->_> Wet ^-^ nyatuwe crush OwO the ^-^ sides o' th' :3 eawth >_> togethew -And mar OwO the ÚwÚ seeds uWu within! Wift OwO up >w< thy OwO wooks. -From my UwU succession wipe uWu me, uWu fathew; I -OwO Am ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to my UwU affection. -CAMIWWO. Be >w< advis'd. -:33 FWOWIZEW. I x3 am- ÚwÚ and uWu by my ;;w;; fancy; ^-^ if my reason -uWu Wiww theweto >w< be ^-^ obedient, I ^.^ have ^.^ weason; ->w< If ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ senses, better pleas'd with UwU madnyess, -Do ;;w;; bid ^.^ it welcome. -CAMIWWO. :3 This :3 is desperate, sir. -:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ So caww xDD it; uWu but ^.^ it OwO does fuwfiw my xDD vow: -I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 honyesty. Camiwwo, -:3 Nyot uWu fow >w< Bohemia, :3 nyow OwO the OwO pomp UwU that ^-^ may -Be xDD theweat gwean'd, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the >_< sun >_> sees ^w^ ow -The :33 cwose :3 eawth wombs, ^w^ ow OwO the :3 pwofound :33 seas hides -UwU In uWu unknyown fathoms, uWu wiww I >_< bweak my OwO oath -ÚwÚ To :3 this my fair :3 bewov'd. :33 Thewefowe, I pray you, -UwU As you ^.^ have >w< evew >_< been my >_< fathew's UwU honyouw'd OwO fwiend, -When ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ miss :3 me- :3 as, in :33 faith, I UwU mean ^.^ nyot -ÚwÚ To UwU see him ^-^ any >w< mowe- UwU cast >_> youw good counsels -:3 Upon his ^w^ passion. >_> Wet ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >_> Fowtunye -^.^ Tug uWu fow OwO the UwU time ^-^ to come. :3 This you ^-^ may >w< knyow, -And OwO so >_< dewivew: I x3 am >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ sea -x3 With xDD hew ^-^ who here I cannyot howd uWu on UwU showe. -And UwU most :3 oppowtunye ^-^ to xDD hew :3 nyeed I ^.^ have -OwO A vessel >_< wides fast >_> by, uWu but ^.^ nyot :33 pwepaw'd ->_< Fow :3 this ÚwÚ design. What ^-^ couwse I UwU mean ^-^ to howd -:33 Shaww nyothing benefit >_> youw ^.^ knyowwedge, :3 nyow -Concern me OwO the xDD wepowting. -CAMIWWO. :3 O my lord, -I would >_> youw spirit ;;w;; wewe ^-^ easiew uWu fow >w< advice. -Ow stronger uWu fow >_> youw need. -:33 FWOWIZEW. Hawk, >w< Pewdita. [Takes xDD hew aside] -uWu [To CAMIWWO] I'll hear you uWu by ÚwÚ and by. -CAMIWWO. >w< He's irremovable, -x3 Wesowv'd uWu fow fwight. Nyow ;;w;; wewe I x3 happy ^-^ if -His ^-^ going I :33 couwd fwame ^-^ to sewve my turn, -ÚwÚ Save him ^-^ fwom danger, ^-^ do him love ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, -:3 Puwchase OwO the OwO sight UwU again >_> of dear Sicilia -And UwU that OwO unhappy ^-^ king, my :3 mastew, xDD whom -I OwO so >w< much thiwst ^-^ to :3 see. -:33 FWOWIZEW. Nyow, good Camiwwo, -I x3 am OwO so fwaught with uWu cuwious ^-^ businyess UwU that -I xDD weave >_< out cewemony. -CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, I ÚwÚ think -You ^.^ have heard >_> of my UwU poow services >w< i' th' love -:33 That I ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye >_> youw fathew? -:33 FWOWIZEW. Very ^w^ nyobwy ->_< Have you deserv'd. ^w^ It :3 is my >_< fathew's music -ÚwÚ To speak >_> youw UwU deeds; ^.^ nyot wittwe >_> of his cawe -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have them UwU wecompens'd as ^w^ thought x3 on. -CAMIWWO. Weww, my lord, ->w< If you ^-^ may >w< pwease ^-^ to ÚwÚ think I love OwO the ;;w;; King, -And OwO thwough him ^w^ what's uWu nyeawest ^-^ to ^w^ him, ;;w;; which :3 is -Your >_< gwacious ;;w;; sewf, ^w^ embwace uWu but my uWu diwection. ->w< If >_> youw ^-^ mowe x3 pondewous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; settwed :33 pwoject -May suffer alteration, uWu on >_< minye xDD honyouw, -I'll point you xDD whewe you uWu shaww ^.^ have such :3 weceiving -UwU As uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> youw xDD Highnyess; xDD whewe you ^-^ may -^.^ Enjoy >_> youw mistress, ^-^ fwom OwO the whom, I >_> see, -There's nyo ÚwÚ disjunction ^-^ to >w< be :3 made uWu but >_> by, -UwU As uWu heavens >w< fowfend! >_> youw ruin- ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew; -And with my :33 best ^-^ endeavouws in >_> youw absence -Your ^w^ discontenting fathew ^-^ stwive ^-^ to qualify, -And bwing him OwO up ^-^ to wiking. -:33 FWOWIZEW. ^-^ How, Camiwwo, -May this, ^w^ awmost :3 a ^.^ miwacwe, >w< be ;;w;; donye? -:33 That I ^-^ may caww ÚwÚ thee xDD something ^-^ mowe than man, -And aftew UwU that xDD twust ^-^ to thee. -CAMIWWO. >_< Have you ^w^ thought uWu on -OwO A place ÚwÚ wheweto ^w^ you'ww go? -:33 FWOWIZEW. :3 Nyot ^-^ any yet; -But as th' unthought-on accident :3 is OwO guiwty -ÚwÚ To what ^-^ we >_> wiwdwy uWu do, OwO so ^-^ we UwU pwofess -Ouwsewves ^-^ to >w< be OwO the slaves >_> of uWu chance ÚwÚ and flies -x3 Of every ^.^ wind UwU that OwO bwows. -CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Then list ^-^ to >_> me. -:3 This fowwows, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change >_> youw OwO puwpose -But undewgo :3 this ^.^ fwight: ^-^ make uWu fow ÚwÚ Siciwia, -And there ÚwÚ pwesent yourself ÚwÚ and >_> youw fair ;;w;; pwincess- ->_< Fow so, I >_> see, ^.^ she >w< must be- fowe ^w^ Weontes. -She uWu shaww >w< be habited as ^.^ it >_< becomes -The ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of >_> youw bed. x3 Methinks I UwU see -Leontes openying his free ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and weeping -His wewcomes fowth; :33 asks ÚwÚ thee there xDD 'Son, fowgivenyess!' -UwU As 'twere >w< i' th' >_< fathew's ^-^ pewson; OwO kisses OwO the ^.^ hands -x3 Of >_> youw ^.^ fwesh princess; o'ew ÚwÚ and o'ew divides him -'Twixt his unkindness ÚwÚ and his kindnyess- th' ^-^ onye -ÚwÚ He >_> chides ^-^ to >_< heww, ÚwÚ and >_< bids OwO the uWu othew gwow -:33 Fastew than ^w^ thought ^w^ ow xDD time. -:33 FWOWIZEW. Wowthy Camiwwo, -What >w< cowouw uWu fow my visitation uWu shaww I -Hold OwO up before OwO him? -CAMIWWO. xDD Sent uWu by OwO the UwU King >_> youw fathew -ÚwÚ To gweet him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give him xDD comfowts. >_> Siw, -The manner >_> of >_> youw beawing towards ^w^ him, with -What you as ^-^ fwom >_> youw fathew uWu shaww ÚwÚ dewivew, -OwO Things OwO knyown ;;w;; betwixt OwO us ^w^ thwee, I'll wwite you ;;w;; down; -The ;;w;; which uWu shaww point you :3 fowth at every ^.^ sitting -What you >w< must ÚwÚ say, UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot pewceive -But UwU that you ^.^ have >_> youw >_< fathew's uWu bosom there -And speak his vewy ÚwÚ heawt. -:33 FWOWIZEW. I x3 am bound ^-^ to you. -Thewe :3 is >w< some ;;w;; sap in ÚwÚ this. -CAMIWWO. OwO A ^-^ couwse ^-^ mowe ^w^ pwomising ->w< Than :3 a wiwd :3 dedication >_> of youwsewves -ÚwÚ To >w< unpath'd waters, >_< undweam'd showes, UwU most ÚwÚ cewtain -ÚwÚ To xDD misewies enyough; nyo >w< hope ^-^ to ^w^ hewp you, -But as you >_< shake x3 off ^-^ onye ^-^ to UwU take >w< anyothew; -Nyothing OwO so ÚwÚ cewtain as >_> youw ^w^ anchows, ^-^ who -Do theiw :33 best >w< office ^-^ if uWu they can uWu but stay you -:3 Whewe ^w^ you'ww >w< be loath ^-^ to UwU be. UwU Besides, you xDD knyow -Pwospewity's OwO the vewy bond >_> of love, -uWu Whose ^.^ fwesh complexion ÚwÚ and uWu whose OwO heawt >_> togethew -;;w;; Affwiction awtews. -UwU PEWDITA. >_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these :3 is ÚwÚ twue: -I ÚwÚ think affliction ^-^ may ^.^ subdue OwO the cheek, -But ^.^ nyot UwU take in OwO the mind. -CAMIWWO. xDD Yea, uWu say you so? -Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ nyot at >_> youw >_< fathew's house ^.^ these :3 seven years -Be :3 bown another xDD such. -:33 FWOWIZEW. UwU My good Camiwwo, -She :3 is as :3 fowwawd >_> of xDD hew breeding as -She :3 is >w< i' th' rear o' ^-^ ouw uWu biwth. -CAMIWWO. I cannyot uWu say 'tis ^-^ pity -She lacks uWu instwuctions, uWu fow ^.^ she uWu seems :3 a ^w^ mistwess -ÚwÚ To UwU most UwU that teach. -UwU PEWDITA. Your pawdon, siw; uWu fow :3 this -I'll x3 bwush you :33 thanks. -:33 FWOWIZEW. UwU My pwettiest Perdita! -But, :33 O, OwO the thorns ^-^ we ^.^ stand x3 upon! :33 Camiwwo- -^.^ Pwesewvew >_> of my fathew, :3 nyow >_> of me; -The >w< medicinye >_> of ^-^ ouw house- how uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? -We awe ^.^ nyot furnish'd >_< wike UwU Bohemia's :3 son; -Nyow uWu shaww :3 appeaw in Siciwia. -CAMIWWO. UwU My lord, -OwO Feaw UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ this. I ÚwÚ think you xDD knyow my :3 fowtunyes -Do >w< aww lie ^.^ thewe. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be OwO so my cawe -ÚwÚ To ^.^ have you ÚwÚ woyawwy appointed as ^-^ if -The scene you xDD pway ;;w;; wewe x3 minye. >_< Fow ;;w;; instance, ;;w;; siw, -:33 That you ^-^ may xDD knyow you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot want- ^-^ onye :33 wowd. -^.^ [They talk aside] - -;;w;; We-entew AUTOWYCUS - -AUTOLYCUS. Ha, ^-^ ha! what :3 a OwO foow OwO Honyesty ÚwÚ is! ÚwÚ and >_< Twust, his sworn -:33 bwothew, :3 a vewy ÚwÚ simpwe gentweman! I ^.^ have :3 sowd >w< aww my twumpewy; -^.^ nyot :3 a >w< countewfeit ^.^ stonye, ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 wibbon, glass, pomander, bwooch, -table-book, ballad, ;;w;; knyife, >_< tape, x3 gwuv, :3 shoe-tie, ÚwÚ bwacewet, ->w< hown-wing, ^-^ to ^-^ keep my ÚwÚ pack ^-^ fwom uWu fasting. ^.^ They UwU thwong ^-^ who shouwd -^-^ buy :33 fiwst, as ^-^ if my trinkets xDD had >_< been hallowed ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought :3 a -benediction ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ buyew; uWu by ;;w;; which :3 means I ^-^ saw uWu whose >_> puwse ÚwÚ was -:33 best in picture; ÚwÚ and what I ;;w;; saw, ^-^ to my good ;;w;; use I rememb'red. UwU My -UwU cwown, ^-^ who ÚwÚ wants uWu but xDD something ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe man, ^-^ gwew OwO so in -love with OwO the >_< wenches' ^.^ song UwU that ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot :33 stiw his pettitoes -ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he xDD had uWu both xDD tunye ÚwÚ and x3 wowds, ;;w;; which OwO so >_< dwew OwO the west >_> of OwO the -hewd ^-^ to me UwU that >w< aww theiw uWu othew UwU senses ÚwÚ stuck in x3 eaws. You UwU might -^.^ have ^.^ pinch'd :3 a :33 pwacket, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was sensewess; 'twas nyothing ^-^ to geld :3 a -x3 codpiece >_> of :3 a :3 puwse; I would ^.^ have xDD fiw'd keys x3 off UwU that :3 hung in -chains. :3 Nyo xDD heawing, nyo feewing, uWu but my uWu siw's song, ÚwÚ and admiring -OwO the nyothing >_> of it. ^w^ So UwU that in :3 this UwU time >_> of ÚwÚ wethawgy I pick'd ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ cut UwU most >_> of theiw xDD festivaw ;;w;; puwses; ÚwÚ and xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ owd man come -in with whoobub x3 against his daughter ÚwÚ and OwO the King's :3 son ÚwÚ and -^w^ scaw'd my OwO choughs ^-^ fwom OwO the chaff, I xDD had ^.^ nyot weft :3 a >_> puwse x3 awive in -OwO the xDD whowe >_> awmy. - -ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, xDD FWOWIZEW, ÚwÚ and PERDITA come :3 fowwawd - -CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but my :3 wettews, uWu by :3 this :3 means being there -^w^ So >_> soon as you >_< awwive, uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw UwU that >_> doubt. -:33 FWOWIZEW. And x3 those UwU that ^w^ you'ww procure ^-^ fwom UwU King :33 Weontes? -CAMIWWO. :33 Shaww xDD satisfy >_> youw father. -UwU PEWDITA. x3 Happy >w< be xDD you! -^-^ Aww UwU that you speak >w< shows x3 faiw. -CAMIWWO. uWu [seeing :3 AUTOWYCUS] OwO Who ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? ->w< We'ww ^-^ make OwO an ^.^ instwument >_> of ^.^ this; x3 omit -Nyothing ^-^ may ^w^ give OwO us :33 aid. -AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If uWu they ^.^ have ;;w;; uvwheawd me >w< nyow- >_> why, :33 hanging. -CAMIWWO. OwO How nyow, good ^.^ fewwow! UwU Why ^-^ shak'st :3 thou so? -OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, >w< man; >w< hewe's nyo harm intended ^-^ to thee. -AUTOLYCUS. I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fewwow, sir. -CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< be OwO so still; >w< hewe's nyobody uWu wiww >_< steaw UwU that ^-^ fwom thee. ->_> Yet uWu fow OwO the ^w^ outside >_> of >w< thy poverty ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ make OwO an ÚwÚ exchange; -OwO thewefowe discase ÚwÚ thee OwO instantwy- :3 thou >w< must ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's :3 a -necessity ;;w;; in't- ÚwÚ and >_> change garments with :3 this gentleman. ^-^ Though -OwO the uWu pennywowth uWu on his >_> side >w< be OwO the worst, ÚwÚ yet howd ^.^ thee, :33 thewe's ->w< some OwO boot. [Giving money] -AUTOLYCUS. I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fewwow, sir. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD knyow ye ;;w;; weww -^w^ enyough. -CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ pwithee UwU dispatch. The ^-^ gentweman :3 is half flay'd -awweady. -AUTOLYCUS. uWu Awe you in uWu camest, sir? ^-^ [Aside] I smell OwO the xDD twick -on't. -:33 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ Dispatch, I :33 pwithee. -AUTOLYCUS. ;;w;; Indeed, I ^.^ have xDD had eawnyest; uWu but I cannyot with ;;w;; conscience -UwU take it. -CAMIWWO. Unbuckle, x3 unbuckwe. - -FLORIZEL ÚwÚ and AUTOWYCUS exchange garments - -Fortunate mistress- let my prophecy -Come UwU home ^-^ to ye!- you >w< must retire yourself -x3 Into >w< some cuvwt; UwU take >_> youw >w< sweetheawt's ÚwÚ hat -And xDD pwuck ^.^ it o'ew >_> youw ^-^ bwows, xDD muffwe >_> youw ;;w;; face, -^w^ Dismantwe you, :3 and, as you ^-^ can, disliken -The >w< twuth >_> of >_> youw >_> own >_> seeming, UwU that you :3 may- ->_< Fow I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw eyes >w< uvw- ^-^ to UwU shipboawd -UwU Get undescried. -UwU PEWDITA. I UwU see OwO the xDD pway OwO so :3 wies -:33 That I >w< must bear :3 a pawt. -CAMIWWO. :3 Nyo wemedy. ->_< Have you x3 donye thewe? -:33 FWOWIZEW. ;;w;; Shouwd I :3 nyow ^.^ meet my fathew, -ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot caww me :33 son. -CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo xDD hat. -[Giving ^.^ it ^-^ to PEWDITA] -^w^ Come, >w< wady, come. Faweweww, my >w< fwiend. -AUTOLYCUS. Adieu, sir. -:33 FWOWIZEW. :3 O Perdita, what ^.^ have ^-^ we x3 twain fowgot! -;;w;; Pway you :3 a :33 wowd. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] -CAMIWWO. ^-^ [Aside] What I ^-^ do next uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to tell OwO the UwU King -x3 Of :3 this UwU escape, ÚwÚ and :33 whithew uWu they awe >_< bound; -OwO Whewein my >w< hope :3 is I uWu shaww OwO so :33 pwevaiw -ÚwÚ To x3 fowce him OwO aftew; in uWu whose >_> company -I uWu shaww >w< we-view ÚwÚ Siciwia, uWu fow uWu whose OwO sight -I ^.^ have :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; wonging. -:33 FWOWIZEW. >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ speed >_< us! -ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we xDD set OwO on, Camiwwo, ^-^ to th' sea-side. -CAMIWWO. The OwO swiftew ÚwÚ speed OwO the ^w^ bettew. ->_< Exeunt xDD FWOWIZEW, ^.^ PEWDITA, ÚwÚ and :33 CAMIWWO -AUTOLYCUS. I undewstand OwO the businyess, I hear it. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO an open -eaw, :3 a uWu quick eye, ÚwÚ and :3 a nimble ;;w;; hand, :3 is nyecessawy uWu fow :3 a -:33 cut-puwse; :3 a good nyose :3 is :33 wequisite awso, ^-^ to smell >_< out wowk uWu fow -th' uWu othew senses. I UwU see :3 this :3 is OwO the UwU time UwU that OwO the ^.^ unjust man doth -x3 thwive. What OwO an exchange xDD had :3 this >_< been ^-^ without boot! What :3 a ^w^ boot -:3 is here with :3 this exchange! Suwe, OwO the UwU gods ^-^ do :3 this yeaw >w< connyive -at >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^-^ may ^-^ do ^w^ anything extempore. The Prince ^-^ himsewf :3 is -about :3 a piece >_> of OwO inyiquity- >_< steawing away ^-^ fwom his fathew with his -UwU cwog at his heels. >w< If I ^w^ thought ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a piece >_> of xDD honyesty ^-^ to -:3 acquaint OwO the UwU King ^-^ withaw, I would ^.^ nyot :3 do't. I howd ^.^ it OwO the ^-^ mowe -;;w;; knyavewy ^-^ to conceal xDD it; ÚwÚ and :3 thewein x3 am I ;;w;; constant ^-^ to my +UwU SHEPHEWD. >_> Away! ^-^ We'ww >_< nyonye ^-^ on't; OwO hewe >_> has :33 been ^w^ too much homewy +foowewy >_< awweady. UwU I knyow, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ÚwÚ weawy OwO you. +POWIXENyES. >_> You ÚwÚ weawy UwU those :3 that refresh >_> us. ÚwÚ Pway, >_> wet's >_> see these +fouw thwees of herdsmen. +SEWVANT. x3 Onye >w< thwee of ÚwÚ them, ^.^ by uWu theiw UwU own wepowt, ^w^ siw, hath UwU danc'd +>w< befowe x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the worst of x3 the >w< thwee >_> but >_> jumps >_< twewve +:33 foot ÚwÚ and :3 a half ^.^ by x3 th' OwO squiew. +UwU SHEPHEWD. Weave x3 youw pwating; xDD since these ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men OwO awe >_< pweas'd, wet +them come UwU in; >_> but quickly now. +SEWVANT. Why, ;;w;; they xDD stay uWu at door, sir. uWu Exit + +:3 Hewe :3 a UwU dance of >_< twewve :33 SATYWS + +POWIXENyES. :33 [To SHEPHERD] >_< O, ÚwÚ fathew, you'ww ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe of :3 that +x3 heweaftew. +:33 [To :3 CAMIWWO] Is >w< it nyot ^w^ too uWu faw gone? 'Tis time to ÚwÚ pawt OwO them. +He's :33 simpwe ÚwÚ and uWu tewws :33 much. :33 [To FWOWIZEW] How now, >w< faiw +OwO shephewd! +uWu Youw >_< heawt >_> is full of ^-^ something :3 that does OwO take +uWu Youw ^-^ mind from ^-^ feasting. xDD Sooth, when UwU I UwU was xDD young +xDD And handed wuv >_< as xDD you UwU do, UwU I UwU was UwU wont +;;w;; To woad x3 my ^.^ she with knacks; UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^w^ wansack'd +uWu The :3 pedwaw's siwken tweasuwy ÚwÚ and uWu have :3 pouw'd >w< it +;;w;; To her acceptance: xDD you uWu have wet ^.^ him OwO go +xDD And >_< nyothing mawted with ^.^ him. ;;w;; If x3 youw :3 wass +Intewpwetation >_> shouwd abuse ÚwÚ and caww ÚwÚ this +uWu Youw ^.^ wack of wuv ow x3 bounty, xDD you :3 wewe stwaited +For :3 a reply, uWu at least >_> if xDD you >_< make :3 a :3 cawe +Of ^w^ happy uWu howding her. +x3 FWOWIZEW. ^-^ Owd ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow +:33 She >_< pwizes nyot xDD such twifwes >_< as these x3 awe. +uWu The ^.^ gifts ^.^ she :33 wooks from ;;w;; me OwO awe ;;w;; pack'd ÚwÚ and :3 wock'd +Up uWu in x3 my uWu heawt, which UwU I uWu have UwU given already, +OwO But nyot :33 dewivew'd. >_< O, hear ;;w;; me ;;w;; bweathe x3 my >w< wife +^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ this UwU ancient ^w^ siw, :33 whom, >w< it >_> shouwd ;;w;; seem, +>_< Hath ÚwÚ sometime >_> wov'd. UwU I OwO take >w< thy :33 hand- ÚwÚ this uWu hand, +;;w;; As soft >_< as duv's down ÚwÚ and >_< as ^-^ white >_< as :33 it, +:33 Ow x3 Ethiopian's >_> tooth, ow x3 the ^.^ fann'd >w< snyow ^w^ that's :33 bowted +^-^ By x3 th' ^w^ nyowthewn ÚwÚ bwasts twice >_< o'ew. +POWIXENyES. >_> What xDD fowwows :3 this? +How pwettiwy x3 the xDD young :3 swain ;;w;; seems to >_< wash +uWu The uWu hand UwU was >w< faiw ;;w;; befowe! UwU I uWu have put xDD you OwO out. +OwO But to x3 youw :33 pwotestation; wet ;;w;; me hear +>_> What xDD you x3 pwofess. +x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU Do, ÚwÚ and be >_> witnyess to't. +POWIXENyES. xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 my OwO nyeighbouw xDD too? +x3 FWOWIZEW. xDD And xDD he, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe +Than xDD he, ÚwÚ and UwU men- x3 the earth, x3 the >w< heavens, ÚwÚ and all: +^.^ That, :3 wewe UwU I cwown'd x3 the UwU most ÚwÚ impewiaw ^w^ monyawch, +uWu Theweof UwU most wowthy, :3 wewe UwU I x3 the >_> faiwest :33 youth +:33 That OwO evew UwU made ^w^ eye >_> swewve, xDD had force ÚwÚ and >_< knyowwedge +uWu Mowe than UwU was OwO evew ÚwÚ man's, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >w< pwize them +Without her love; fow her :33 empwoy them aww; +>_< Commend them ÚwÚ and >_< condemn them to her OwO sewvice +:33 Ow to uWu theiw UwU own perdition. +POWIXENyES. OwO Faiwwy UwU offew'd. +uWu CAMIWWO. This >_< shows :3 a >_> sound OwO affection. +UwU SHEPHEWD. But, x3 my ^w^ daughtew, +x3 Say xDD you x3 the ^.^ wike to him? +OwO PEWDITA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak +^w^ So weww, >_< nyothing UwU so well; no, nor >_> mean ^-^ bettew. +^-^ By x3 th' pattewn of >_< minye UwU own >_< thoughts UwU I :3 cut x3 out +uWu The xDD puwity of ÚwÚ his. +UwU SHEPHEWD. ^.^ Take ^.^ hands, :3 a ^-^ bawgain! +^.^ And, ^w^ fwiends uWu unknyown, xDD you UwU shaww UwU beaw >_> witnyess x3 to't: +UwU I UwU give x3 my daughter to :3 him, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_< make +:3 Hew portion equal ÚwÚ his. +x3 FWOWIZEW. >_< O, :3 that ^w^ must be +xDD I' x3 th' viwtue of x3 youw >w< daughtew. x3 Onye ^.^ being >_< dead, +UwU I UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ mowe than xDD you ^.^ can dweam of :33 yet; +Enyough xDD then fow x3 youw :3 wondew. OwO But come ;;w;; on, +Contract >_> us fore these ÚwÚ witnyesses. +UwU SHEPHEWD. ^.^ Come, x3 youw xDD hand; +^.^ And, ^w^ daughtew, x3 youws. +POWIXENyES. ^-^ Soft, x3 swain, awhiwe, :33 beseech uWu you; +:3 Have xDD you :3 a father? +x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I have, >_> but >_> what of him? +POWIXENyES. xDD Knyows ^.^ he of :3 this? +x3 FWOWIZEW. >w< He :3 nyeithew does nor >_< shaww. +POWIXENyES. Methinks :3 a >w< fathew +Is uWu at x3 the >w< nyuptiaw of :33 his >_< son :3 a uWu guest +:33 That best x3 becomes x3 the ;;w;; tabwe. >_> Pway UwU you, >_> once >_> mowe, +Is nyot x3 youw >w< fathew grown OwO incapabwe +Of ^.^ weasonyabwe affairs? Is ^.^ he nyot :33 stupid +With age ÚwÚ and awt'wing ^.^ wheums? UwU Can ^.^ he :3 speak, heaw, +xDD Knyow x3 man from ^w^ man, :33 dispute :33 his UwU own UwU estate? +Lies ^.^ he nyot OwO bed-wid, ÚwÚ and again does >_< nyothing +OwO But >_> what ^.^ he uWu did ^.^ being ÚwÚ chiwdish? +x3 FWOWIZEW. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good siw; +>w< He >_> has :33 his :33 heawth, ÚwÚ and ampler ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ indeed +Than UwU most uWu have of :33 his age. +POWIXENyES. ^-^ By x3 my ^-^ white UwU beawd, +>_> You offer :3 him, >_> if ÚwÚ this be >_> so, :3 a wrong +xDD Something unfiwiaw. ^w^ Weason x3 my >_< son +Should choose >_< himsewf :3 a :33 wife; >_> but >_< as ÚwÚ good reason +uWu The ^-^ fathew- aww x3 whose joy >_> is >_< nyothing >_> ewse +OwO But >w< faiw ^-^ postewity- >_> shouwd howd x3 some counsel +^w^ In xDD such :3 a business. +x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I yield aww >_< this; +But, fow x3 some othew ^w^ weasons, x3 my :3 gwave ^w^ siw, +>_< Which UwU 'tis nyot ;;w;; fit xDD you knyow, UwU I nyot >w< acquaint +OwO My >w< fathew of ÚwÚ this business. +POWIXENyES. Let ^.^ him uWu knyow't. +x3 FWOWIZEW. >w< He UwU shaww not. +POWIXENyES. UwU Pwithee wet ^.^ him. +x3 FWOWIZEW. :3 Nyo, ^.^ he ^w^ must not. +UwU SHEPHEWD. Let :3 him, x3 my son; ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot >_< nyeed to UwU gwieve +At x3 knyowing of >w< thy >w< choice. +x3 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ Come, come, ^.^ he ^w^ must not. +>_> Mawk UwU ouw contract. +POWIXENyES. ;;w;; [Discuvwing uWu himsewf] >_> Mawk x3 youw ^w^ divowce, xDD young ^w^ siw, +;;w;; Whom >_< son UwU I dawe nyot call; xDD thou awt ^w^ too UwU base +;;w;; To be >w< acknyowwedg'd- xDD thou :3 a sceptre's heiw, +:33 That OwO thus >_< affects :3 a ^.^ sheep-hook! Thou, ;;w;; owd traitor, +UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that ^.^ by >_< hanging uWu thee UwU I ^.^ can >_> but +^-^ Showten >w< thy >w< wife one x3 week. xDD And UwU thou, >w< fwesh ^.^ piece +Of :3 excewwent :33 witchcwaft, who of force ^w^ must ^.^ knyow +uWu The royal >w< foow xDD thou UwU cop'st OwO with- +UwU SHEPHEWD. >_< O, x3 my :33 heawt! +POWIXENyES. I'll uWu have >w< thy beauty UwU scwatch'd with bwiews ÚwÚ and UwU made +uWu Mowe homewy than >w< thy state. For ÚwÚ thee, fond ^-^ boy, +;;w;; If UwU I OwO may OwO evew ^.^ knyow xDD thou dost >_> but x3 sigh +:33 That xDD thou nyo ^.^ mowe shalt >_> see ÚwÚ this knyack- >_< as >_< nyevew +UwU I >_> mean xDD thou shalt- we'll ^-^ baw uWu thee from succession; +ÚwÚ Nyot howd uWu thee of UwU ouw bwood, no, nyot UwU ouw kin, +:33 Fawwe than Deucawion off. >_> Mawk xDD thou x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. +Follow >_> us to x3 the >_< couwt. ^.^ Thou UwU chuww, fow ÚwÚ this time, +;;w;; Though full of UwU ouw displeasure, yet ^.^ we fwee uWu thee +Fwom x3 the >_< dead ^w^ bwow of :3 it. xDD And UwU you, >_> enchantment, +Wowthy enough :3 a >w< hewdsman- >w< yea, ^.^ him ^w^ too +:33 That x3 makes himsewf, >_> but fow UwU ouw honour >_< thewein, +>_> Unwowthy ;;w;; thee- >_> if OwO evew henceforth xDD thou +;;w;; These rural watches to :33 his entrance open, +:33 Ow ^.^ hoop :33 his >w< body ^.^ mowe with >w< thy >_< embwaces, +UwU I xDD wiww >w< devise :3 a :33 death >_< as UwU cwuew fow uWu thee +;;w;; As xDD thou awt xDD tendew to't. uWu Exit +OwO PEWDITA. Even OwO hewe undone! +UwU I UwU was nyot much >_> afeawd; fow >_> once ow twice +UwU I UwU was about to speak ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him x3 pwainwy +uWu The sewf-same sun :3 that uWu shinyes ;;w;; upon :33 his court +Hides nyot :33 his >w< visage from UwU ouw cottage, >_> but +Looks on alike. :33 [To FWOWIZEW] Will't uWu pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, be gone? +UwU I told xDD you >_> what ^.^ wouwd come of UwU this. Beseech UwU you, +Of x3 youw UwU own >w< state OwO take >w< cawe. This dweam of ^-^ minye- +uWu Being nyow >w< awake, I'll >_< queen >w< it nyo ÚwÚ inch fawthew, +OwO But milk x3 my ^-^ ewes ÚwÚ and >_> weep. +uWu CAMIWWO. Why, >w< how now, ;;w;; fathew! +^w^ Speak ere xDD thou :33 diest. +UwU SHEPHEWD. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak nor >_< think, +x3 Nyow dawe to ^.^ knyow :3 that which UwU I :33 knyow. :33 [To FWOWIZEW] x3 O ^w^ siw, +>_> You uWu have ÚwÚ undonye :3 a x3 man of ^.^ fouwscowe-thwee +:33 That xDD thought to ^w^ fiww :33 his :3 gwave uWu in ^w^ quiet, >w< yea, +;;w;; To ^-^ die ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 bed x3 my >w< fathew died, +;;w;; To >_< wie ^-^ cwose ^.^ by :33 his xDD honyest bones; >_> but nyow +;;w;; Some ;;w;; hangman ^w^ must put on x3 my shroud ÚwÚ and uWu way ;;w;; me +Whewe nyo priest shovels uWu in dust. :33 [To PERDITA] x3 O uWu cuwsed :3 wwetch, +:33 That x3 knyew'st ÚwÚ this UwU was x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and wouldst adventuwe +;;w;; To mingwe :33 faith with him!- Undone, undone! +;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ might ^-^ die within ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, UwU I uWu have liv'd +;;w;; To ^-^ die when UwU I desiwe. uWu Exit +x3 FWOWIZEW. Why wook xDD you UwU so ;;w;; upon me? +UwU I ^w^ am >_> but sowwy, nyot >_> afeawd; ÚwÚ deway'd, +OwO But >_< nyothing ÚwÚ awt'wed. >_> What UwU I UwU was, UwU I ^w^ am: +uWu Mowe stwainying on fow ^-^ pwucking back; nyot fowwowing +OwO My leash >w< unwiwwingwy. +uWu CAMIWWO. Gwacious, x3 my uWu wowd, +>_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw father's temper. At ÚwÚ this time +>w< He xDD wiww UwU awwow nyo speech- which UwU I UwU do guess +>_> You UwU do nyot OwO puwpose to uWu him- ÚwÚ and >_< as hardly +Will ^.^ he OwO enduwe x3 youw ^.^ sight >_< as ^w^ yet, UwU I x3 feaw; +Then, >w< tiww x3 the UwU fuwy of :33 his >_> Highnyess >_> settwe, +:3 Come nyot >w< befowe ^.^ him. +x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I nyot OwO puwpose :3 it. +UwU I think >_< Camiwwo? +uWu CAMIWWO. Even xDD he, x3 my OwO wowd. +OwO PEWDITA. How often uWu have UwU I told xDD you ^w^ 'twouwd be UwU thus! +How often uWu said x3 my dignity ^.^ wouwd >w< wast +OwO But >w< tiww >w< 'twewe x3 knyown! +x3 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot fail >_> but ^.^ by +uWu The xDD viowation of x3 my xDD faith; ÚwÚ and xDD then +Let ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD cwush x3 the >w< sides ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth togethew +xDD And >_> maw x3 the >w< seeds :33 within! ^-^ Wift x3 up >w< thy OwO wooks. +Fwom x3 my ^.^ succession xDD wipe uWu me, father; UwU I +^w^ Am heir to x3 my OwO affection. +uWu CAMIWWO. ^w^ Be ^w^ advis'd. +x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I ÚwÚ am- ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my fancy; >_> if x3 my reason +Will thereto be obedient, UwU I uWu have UwU weason; +;;w;; If >_> nyot, x3 my ^-^ senses, xDD bettew pleas'd with xDD madnyess, +Do bid >w< it x3 wewcome. +uWu CAMIWWO. This >_> is desperate, sir. +x3 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ So caww uWu it; >_> but >w< it does fuwfiw x3 my vow: +UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must think >w< it x3 honyesty. Camillo, +ÚwÚ Nyot fow ;;w;; Bohemia, nor x3 the pomp :3 that OwO may +^w^ Be thereat :3 gwean'd, fow aww x3 the sun sees ow +uWu The ^-^ cwose ^.^ eawth x3 wombs, ow x3 the profound seas OwO hides +^w^ In unknown uWu fathoms, xDD wiww UwU I bweak x3 my ^-^ oath +;;w;; To ÚwÚ this x3 my >w< faiw xDD bewov'd. >_< Thewefowe, UwU I pray UwU you, +;;w;; As xDD you uWu have OwO evew :33 been x3 my father's :3 honyouw'd fwiend, +x3 When ^.^ he UwU shaww ;;w;; miss me- as, uWu in ^w^ faith, UwU I >_> mean nyot +;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him xDD any more- ;;w;; cast x3 youw ÚwÚ good uWu counsews +>_> Upon :33 his ^w^ passion. Let mysewf ÚwÚ and :33 Fowtunye +UwU Tug fow x3 the time to x3 come. This xDD you OwO may knyow, +xDD And UwU so dewivew: UwU I ^w^ am put to sea +With her who OwO hewe UwU I ;;w;; cannyot howd on ;;w;; showe. +xDD And UwU most opportune to her >_< nyeed UwU I uWu have +^-^ A vessel :33 wides ÚwÚ fast UwU by, >_> but nyot pwepaw'd +For ÚwÚ this design. >_> What course UwU I >_> mean to howd +Shall >_< nyothing ^-^ benyefit x3 youw ^-^ knyowwedge, nor +^.^ Concewn ;;w;; me x3 the reporting. +uWu CAMIWWO. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, +UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw ^w^ spiwit :3 wewe xDD easiew fow xDD advice. +:33 Ow stronger fow x3 youw ^w^ nyeed. +x3 FWOWIZEW. Hawk, Pewdita. OwO [Takes her aside] +:33 [To :3 CAMIWWO] I'll hear xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. +uWu CAMIWWO. He's >_> iwwemovabwe, +Resolv'd fow fwight. Now :3 wewe UwU I ^w^ happy >_> if +ÚwÚ His x3 going UwU I couwd fwame to serve x3 my tuwn, +:3 Save ^.^ him from uWu dangew, UwU do ^.^ him wuv ÚwÚ and honyouw, +^.^ Puwchase x3 the ^.^ sight again of uWu deaw Sicilia +xDD And :3 that xDD unhappy OwO king, x3 my ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ whom +UwU I UwU so much UwU thiwst to ^-^ see. +x3 FWOWIZEW. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good Camillo, +UwU I ^w^ am UwU so ;;w;; fwaught with curious business :3 that +UwU I OwO weave x3 out :3 cewemony. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU Siw, UwU I think +>_> You uWu have heard of x3 my poor >_< sewvices :33 i' x3 th' wuv +:33 That UwU I uWu have :3 bownye x3 youw father? +x3 FWOWIZEW. Very ;;w;; nyobwy +:3 Have xDD you desewv'd. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my father's uWu music +;;w;; To speak x3 youw ^-^ deeds; nyot xDD wittwe of :33 his :3 cawe +;;w;; To uWu have them ÚwÚ wecompens'd >_< as xDD thought :3 on. +uWu CAMIWWO. xDD Weww, x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; If xDD you OwO may uWu pwease to think UwU I wuv x3 the OwO King, +xDD And ^w^ thwough ^.^ him UwU what's ÚwÚ nyeawest to :3 him, which >_> is +uWu Youw >_> gwacious ;;w;; sewf, >_< embwace >_> but x3 my diwection. +;;w;; If x3 youw ^.^ mowe ^w^ pondewous ÚwÚ and ^-^ settwed UwU pwoject +^-^ May suffew >w< awtewation, on >_< minye honyouw, +I'll :33 point xDD you :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww uWu have xDD such ^w^ weceiving +;;w;; As UwU shaww :33 become x3 youw Highness; :3 whewe xDD you OwO may +^w^ Enjoy x3 youw ^-^ mistwess, from x3 the :33 whom, UwU I see, +>_> Thewe's nyo UwU disjunction to be UwU made >_> but UwU by, +;;w;; As heavens forfend! x3 youw uWu wuin- marry >w< hew; +xDD And with x3 my best endeavouws uWu in x3 youw >w< absence +uWu Youw discontenting >w< fathew strive to qualify, +xDD And ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him x3 up to x3 wiking. +x3 FWOWIZEW. How, Camillo, +^-^ May uWu this, almost :3 a miracle, be done? +:33 That UwU I OwO may caww uWu thee ^-^ something ^.^ mowe than ^w^ man, +xDD And ÚwÚ aftew :3 that :33 twust to thee. +uWu CAMIWWO. :3 Have xDD you xDD thought on +^-^ A :33 pwace ^w^ wheweto you'ww >w< go? +x3 FWOWIZEW. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD any :33 yet; +OwO But >_< as x3 th' UwU unthought-on :33 accident >_> is guiwty +;;w;; To >_> what ^.^ we ^-^ wiwdwy UwU do, UwU so ^.^ we pwofess +Ourselves to be x3 the xDD swaves of chance ÚwÚ and fwies +Of every wind :3 that ÚwÚ bwows. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU Then ÚwÚ wist to x3 me. +This fowwows, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww nyot change x3 youw OwO puwpose +OwO But ^w^ undewgo ÚwÚ this UwU fwight: >_< make fow x3 Siciwia, +xDD And there xDD pwesent >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< faiw uWu pwincess- +For >_> so, UwU I see, ^.^ she ^w^ must ^-^ be- fore uWu Weontes. +:33 She UwU shaww be UwU habited >_< as >w< it x3 becomes +uWu The ;;w;; pawtnyew of x3 youw :3 bed. Methinks UwU I >_> see +:3 Weontes >w< openying :33 his fwee :3 awms ÚwÚ and weeping +ÚwÚ His wewcomes forth; OwO asks uWu thee there :33 'Son, xDD fowgivenyess!' +;;w;; As >w< 'twewe :33 i' x3 th' father's ÚwÚ pewson; ^-^ kisses x3 the ^.^ hands +Of x3 youw >w< fwesh :3 pwincess; ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ and ^-^ o'ew ^.^ divides ^.^ him +UwU 'Twixt :33 his unkindnyess ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 kindnyess- x3 th' one +>w< He ^-^ chides to >_> heww, ÚwÚ and UwU bids x3 the othew gwow +Faster than xDD thought ow uWu time. +x3 FWOWIZEW. Wowthy Camillo, +>_> What colour fow x3 my xDD visitation UwU shaww UwU I +:33 Howd x3 up >w< befowe him? +uWu CAMIWWO. :3 Sent ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw >w< fathew +;;w;; To x3 gweet ^.^ him ÚwÚ and to UwU give ^.^ him uWu comfowts. UwU Siw, +uWu The ^w^ mannyew of x3 youw :33 beawing uWu towawds :3 him, with +>_> What xDD you >_< as from x3 youw >w< fathew UwU shaww x3 dewivew, +^w^ Things ÚwÚ knyown betwixt >_> us >_< thwee, I'll >w< wwite xDD you down; +uWu The which UwU shaww :33 point xDD you fowth uWu at every :3 sitting +>_> What xDD you ^w^ must say, :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot >_> pewceive +OwO But :3 that xDD you uWu have x3 youw father's ^w^ bosom there +xDD And speak :33 his xDD vewy ;;w;; heawt. +x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I ^w^ am bound to OwO you. +>_> Thewe >_> is x3 some sap uWu in UwU this. +uWu CAMIWWO. ^-^ A course ^.^ mowe OwO pwomising +Than :3 a >w< wiwd dedication of youwsewves +;;w;; To unpath'd ^.^ watews, undweam'd ^-^ showes, UwU most xDD cewtain +;;w;; To misewies >_< enyough; nyo UwU hope to OwO hewp UwU you, +OwO But >_< as xDD you ;;w;; shake x3 off one to OwO take another; +Nyothing UwU so xDD cewtain >_< as x3 youw anchows, who +Do uWu theiw best ^.^ office >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ can >_> but xDD stay xDD you +Whewe you'ww be loath to >w< be. :33 Besides, xDD you ^.^ knyow +UwU Pwospewity's x3 the xDD vewy :3 bond of xDD wuv, +>_< Whose >w< fwesh >_< compwexion ÚwÚ and x3 whose >_< heawt togethew +Affwiction >_> awtews. +OwO PEWDITA. x3 Onye of these >_> is >_> twue: +UwU I think >_> affwiction OwO may uWu subdue x3 the OwO cheek, +OwO But nyot OwO take uWu in x3 the :33 mind. +uWu CAMIWWO. Yea, >_> say xDD you so? +>_> Thewe UwU shaww nyot uWu at x3 youw father's ;;w;; house these ÚwÚ seven years +^w^ Be bown anyothew xDD such. +x3 FWOWIZEW. OwO My ÚwÚ good Camillo, +:33 She >_> is >_< as forward of her xDD bweeding >_< as +:33 She >_> is :33 i' x3 th' ^-^ weaw ^.^ o' UwU ouw xDD biwth. +uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> say UwU 'tis pity +:33 She lacks :33 instwuctions, fow ^.^ she ;;w;; seems :3 a mistwess +;;w;; To UwU most :3 that OwO teach. +OwO PEWDITA. uWu Youw pardon, siw; fow ÚwÚ this +I'll bwush xDD you :33 thanks. +x3 FWOWIZEW. OwO My pwettiest Pewdita! +But, >_< O, x3 the thorns ^.^ we stand :33 upon! Camiwwo- +:33 Pwesewvew of x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, nyow of OwO me; +uWu The medicinye of UwU ouw x3 house- >w< how UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ do? +We OwO awe nyot OwO fuwnyish'd ^.^ wike ;;w;; Bohemia's son; +x3 Nyow UwU shaww appeaw uWu in >_< Siciwia. +uWu CAMIWWO. OwO My uWu wowd, +Fear >_< nyonye of UwU this. UwU I think xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my fowtunyes +Do aww >_< wie :33 thewe. ^.^ It UwU shaww be UwU so x3 my :3 cawe +;;w;; To uWu have xDD you ÚwÚ woyawwy uWu appointed >_< as >_> if +uWu The scene xDD you :33 pway :3 wewe ^w^ minye. For uWu instance, ^w^ siw, +:33 That xDD you OwO may ^.^ knyow xDD you UwU shaww nyot x3 want- one OwO wowd. +^w^ [They tawk aside] + +^.^ We-entew ;;w;; AUTOWYCUS + +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >w< Ha, :33 ha! >_> what :3 a >w< foow UwU Honyesty x3 is! ÚwÚ and Twust, :33 his sworn +brother, :3 a xDD vewy :33 simpwe gentleman! UwU I uWu have sold aww x3 my OwO twumpewy; +nyot :3 a OwO countewfeit OwO stonye, nyot :3 a wibbon, gwass, ÚwÚ pomandew, ÚwÚ bwooch, +^w^ tabwe-book, uWu bawwad, ^-^ knyife, tape, glove, >w< shoe-tie, bwacewet, +x3 hown-wing, to >_< keep x3 my OwO pack from :3 fasting. ^-^ They :33 thwong who >_> shouwd +UwU buy ÚwÚ fiwst, >_< as >_> if x3 my :33 twinkets xDD had :33 been UwU hawwowed ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought :3 a +benediction to x3 the UwU buyew; ^.^ by which means UwU I saw x3 whose >_< puwse UwU was +best uWu in ;;w;; pictuwe; ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU I ;;w;; saw, to x3 my ÚwÚ good use UwU I x3 wememb'wed. OwO My +:3 cwown, who wants >_> but ^-^ something to be :3 a ^.^ weasonyabwe ^w^ man, ^-^ gwew UwU so uWu in +wuv with x3 the wenches' ÚwÚ song :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot stir :33 his pettitoes +>w< tiww ^.^ he xDD had both tune ÚwÚ and wowds, which UwU so >w< dwew x3 the xDD west of x3 the +hewd to ;;w;; me :3 that aww uWu theiw othew :33 senses ^.^ stuck uWu in ears. >_> You ^w^ might +uWu have ;;w;; pinch'd :3 a placket, >w< it UwU was sensewess; uWu 'twas >_< nyothing to xDD gewd :3 a +^.^ codpiece of :3 a purse; UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ fiw'd ;;w;; keys x3 off :3 that UwU hung uWu in +^w^ chains. No UwU heawing, nyo feewing, >_> but x3 my ^-^ siw's song, ÚwÚ and ^w^ admiwing +x3 the >_< nyothing of :3 it. ^w^ So :3 that uWu in ÚwÚ this time of x3 wethawgy UwU I pick'd ÚwÚ and +:3 cut UwU most of uWu theiw festival OwO puwses; ÚwÚ and xDD had nyot x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man come +uWu in with OwO whoobub OwO against :33 his daughter ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< King's >_< son ÚwÚ and +x3 scaw'd x3 my choughs from x3 the ^-^ chaff, UwU I xDD had nyot left :3 a >_< puwse ^.^ awive uWu in +x3 the whole army. + +>_> CAMIWWO, ^-^ FWOWIZEW, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PEWDITA come forward + +uWu CAMIWWO. Nyay, >_> but x3 my letters, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this means ^.^ being there +^w^ So >w< soon >_< as xDD you >w< awwive, UwU shaww ^-^ cweaw :3 that ^-^ doubt. +x3 FWOWIZEW. xDD And UwU those :3 that you'ww ;;w;; pwocuwe from ^w^ King Leontes? +uWu CAMIWWO. Shall satisfy x3 youw :33 fathew. +OwO PEWDITA. Happy be you! +All :3 that xDD you speak >_< shows >_< faiw. +uWu CAMIWWO. [seeing AUTOWYCUS] Who uWu have ^.^ we hewe? +^-^ We'ww >_< make >w< an UwU instwument of >_< this; x3 omit +Nyothing OwO may UwU give >_> us OwO aid. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu have uvwheawd ;;w;; me x3 nyow- >w< why, OwO hanging. +uWu CAMIWWO. How now, ÚwÚ good xDD fewwow! Why ^w^ shak'st xDD thou so? +Fear >_> nyot, xDD man; hewe's nyo x3 hawm :3 intended to thee. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor fewwow, sir. +uWu CAMIWWO. Why, be UwU so stiww; hewe's >w< nyobody xDD wiww ^.^ steaw :3 that from thee. +ÚwÚ Yet fow x3 the uWu outside of >w< thy uWu puvwty ^.^ we ^w^ must >_< make >w< an >_< exchange; +>_< thewefowe >_> discase uWu thee instantwy- xDD thou ^w^ must think there's :3 a +;;w;; nyecessity in't- ÚwÚ and change xDD gawments with ÚwÚ this :3 gentweman. ;;w;; Though +x3 the xDD pennywowth on :33 his x3 side be x3 the ^.^ wowst, yet howd ÚwÚ thee, there's +x3 some >w< boot. >_> [Giving ;;w;; monyey] +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor fewwow, sir. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^.^ knyow OwO ye weww +enyough. +uWu CAMIWWO. Nyay, :33 pwithee dispatch. uWu The ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is half flay'd +>_< awweady. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. ^w^ Awe xDD you uWu in x3 camest, UwU siw? :3 [Aside] UwU I smell x3 the twick +^.^ on't. +x3 FWOWIZEW. ÚwÚ Dispatch, UwU I UwU pwithee. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >w< Indeed, UwU I uWu have xDD had :33 eawnyest; >_> but UwU I ;;w;; cannyot with >_> conscience +OwO take :3 it. +uWu CAMIWWO. >w< Unbuckwe, unbuckwe. + +FWOWIZEW ÚwÚ and ;;w;; AUTOWYCUS :3 exchange xDD gawments + +Fortunate :3 mistwess- wet x3 my prophecy +:3 Come ^.^ home to ;;w;; ye!- xDD you ^w^ must uWu wetiwe >_> youwsewf +^.^ Into x3 some covert; OwO take x3 youw uWu sweetheawt's ^w^ hat +xDD And pluck >w< it ^-^ o'ew x3 youw brows, x3 muffwe x3 youw >w< face, +>_> Dismantwe UwU you, x3 and, >_< as xDD you ^-^ can, :33 diswiken +uWu The uWu twuth of x3 youw UwU own ^.^ seeming, :3 that xDD you xDD may- +For UwU I UwU do feaw eyes ^.^ uvw- to shipboawd +>_< Get xDD undescwied. +OwO PEWDITA. UwU I >_> see x3 the :33 pway UwU so wies +:33 That UwU I ^w^ must UwU beaw :3 a part. +uWu CAMIWWO. No UwU wemedy. +:3 Have xDD you donye OwO thewe? +x3 FWOWIZEW. Should UwU I nyow :3 meet x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, +>w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot caww ;;w;; me OwO son. +uWu CAMIWWO. Nyay, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have nyo >w< hat. +>_> [Giving >w< it to PERDITA] +^.^ Come, UwU wady, x3 come. UwU Faweweww, x3 my :3 fwiend. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 Adieu, sir. +x3 FWOWIZEW. x3 O uWu Pewdita, >_> what uWu have ^.^ we twain >_> fowgot! +>_> Pway xDD you :3 a OwO wowd. ^w^ [They convewse apart] +uWu CAMIWWO. :3 [Aside] >_> What UwU I UwU do :3 nyext UwU shaww be to tell x3 the ^w^ King +Of ÚwÚ this >_< escape, ÚwÚ and :33 whithew ;;w;; they OwO awe bound; +^-^ Whewein x3 my UwU hope >_> is UwU I UwU shaww UwU so :3 pwevaiw +;;w;; To force ^.^ him :3 aftew; uWu in x3 whose >_< company +UwU I UwU shaww >_> we-view x3 Siciwia, fow x3 whose ^.^ sight +UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD woman's longing. +x3 FWOWIZEW. :33 Fowtunye ^w^ speed ÚwÚ us! +^-^ Thus ^.^ we uWu set ;;w;; on, Camillo, to x3 th' :33 sea-side. +uWu CAMIWWO. uWu The ^w^ swiftew ^w^ speed x3 the ^-^ bettew. +Exeunt ^-^ FWOWIZEW, ;;w;; PEWDITA, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; CAMIWWO +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I understand x3 the business, UwU I hear :3 it. ;;w;; To uWu have >w< an open +eaw, :3 a ^w^ quick >_< eye, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< nyimbwe uWu hand, >_> is ^.^ nyecessawy fow :3 a +cut-purse; :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 nyose >_> is ÚwÚ wequisite xDD awso, to smell x3 out ^.^ wowk fow +x3 th' othew senses. UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the time :3 that x3 the :33 unjust x3 man xDD doth +:33 thwive. >_> What >w< an :3 exchange xDD had ÚwÚ this :33 been ^-^ without :33 boot! >_> What :3 a ^w^ boot +>_> is OwO hewe with ÚwÚ this x3 exchange! Sure, x3 the gods UwU do ÚwÚ this xDD yeaw xDD connyive +uWu at us, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO may UwU do ;;w;; anything >_< extempowe. uWu The Prince >_< himsewf >_> is +about :3 a ^.^ piece of >w< inyiquity- stealing OwO away from :33 his >w< fathew with :33 his +clog uWu at :33 his xDD heews. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD thought >w< it :3 wewe :3 a ^.^ piece of honesty to +>w< acquaint x3 the ^w^ King withaw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< do't. UwU I howd >w< it x3 the ^.^ mowe +knyavewy to :33 conceaw uWu it; ÚwÚ and thewein ^w^ am UwU I ^w^ constant to x3 my :33 pwofession. -;;w;; We-entew :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ and uWu SHEPHEWD - -xDD Aside, aside- here :3 is ^-^ mowe matter uWu fow :3 a ^.^ hot x3 bwain. uWu Evewy lane's -end, every ^.^ shop, church, ^w^ session, x3 hanging, >w< yiewds :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw man -OwO wowk. -CLOWN. ^w^ See, xDD see; what :3 a man you awe nyow! Thewe :3 is nyo uWu othew uWu way uWu but -^-^ to tell OwO the UwU King she's :3 a changeling ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and -bwood. -SHEPHERD. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear >_> me. -CLOWN. Nay- uWu but hear >_> me. -SHEPHERD. uWu Go ^.^ to, xDD then. -CLOWN. She being UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and blood, >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ->_> has ^.^ nyot uWu offended OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and OwO so >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ->w< be :3 punyish'd uWu by >_> him. Show x3 those >w< things you ;;w;; found about UwU hew, x3 those ->w< secwet things- >w< aww uWu but what ^.^ she >_> has with :3 hew. :3 This being >_< donye, -let OwO the OwO waw >w< go >w< whistwe; I ;;w;; wawwant you. -SHEPHERD. I uWu wiww tell OwO the UwU King aww, every word- ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and his son's -pranks :33 too; :3 who, I ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, :3 is nyo >w< honyest man, neither ^-^ to his -fathew :3 nyow ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ to >w< go about ^-^ to ^-^ make me OwO the King's -xDD bwothew-in-waw. -CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, >_< bwothew-in-waw ÚwÚ was OwO the uWu fawthest x3 off you :33 couwd ^.^ have ->_< been ^-^ to him; ÚwÚ and then >_> youw UwU bwood xDD had >_< been OwO the ^w^ deawew uWu by I xDD knyow -how >w< much OwO an xDD ounce. -AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] Very ^w^ wisewy, :33 puppies! -SHEPHERD. Weww, let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the King. Thewe :3 is UwU that in :3 this fardel -uWu wiww ^-^ make him scratch his ÚwÚ beawd. -AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what uWu impediment :3 this complaint ^-^ may ->w< be ^-^ to OwO the flight >_> of my mastew. -CLOWN. ;;w;; Pway >_> heawtiwy ^.^ he >w< be at palace. -AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Though I x3 am ^.^ nyot nyatuwawwy ^w^ honyest, I x3 am OwO so -^.^ sometimes uWu by chance. >_> Wet me ;;w;; pocket OwO up my :33 pedwaw's excwement. -[Takes x3 off his false xDD beawd] OwO How nyow, rustics! Whither awe you -ÚwÚ bound? -SHEPHERD. ÚwÚ To th' :3 pawace, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw worship. -AUTOLYCUS. Your affairs there, what, with whom, OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of -UwU that UwU fawdew, OwO the place >_> of >_> youw x3 dwewwing, >_> youw nyames, >_> youw >_> ages, ->_> of what ^-^ having, breeding, ÚwÚ and ^w^ anything UwU that :3 is >w< fitting ^-^ to >w< be -knyown- >_> discuvw. -CLOWN. We awe uWu but ;;w;; pwain fellows, sir. -AUTOLYCUS. OwO A :33 wie: you awe xDD wough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ haiwy. >_> Wet me ^.^ have nyo OwO wying; ^.^ it ->_< becomes UwU nyonye uWu but tradesmen, ÚwÚ and uWu they >_< often ^w^ give OwO us xDD sowdiews OwO the ->_> wie; uWu but ^-^ we pay them uWu fow ^.^ it with xDD stamped >w< coin, ^.^ nyot stabbing -steel; OwO thewefowe uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO us OwO the ^-^ wie. -CLOWN. Your wowship xDD had >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< given OwO us one, ^-^ if you xDD had ^.^ nyot -:3 taken yourself with OwO the mannyew. -SHEPHERD. uWu Awe you :3 a :33 couwtiew, ^w^ an't >_< wike you, sir? -AUTOLYCUS. :3 Whethew ^.^ it >_< wike me ^w^ ow no, I x3 am :3 a ^w^ couwtiew. >_> Seest :3 thou -^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ aiw >_> of OwO the couwt in ^.^ these enfoldings? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot my ^-^ gait in -^.^ it OwO the measuwe >_> of OwO the couwt? :3 Weceives ^.^ nyot >w< thy nyose couwt-odouw -^-^ fwom x3 me? OwO Wefwect I ^.^ nyot uWu on >w< thy ^w^ basenyess :33 couwt-contempt? uWu Think'st -thou, uWu fow UwU that I >_> insinyuate, UwU that toaze ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee >w< thy businyess, I -x3 am OwO thewefowe nyo >w< couwtiew? I x3 am ;;w;; couwtiew OwO cap-a-pe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that -uWu wiww ;;w;; eithew push uWu on ^w^ ow xDD pwuck xDD back >w< thy ^-^ businyess :3 thewe; wheweupon I -xDD command OwO the ^-^ to open >w< thy affair. -SHEPHERD. UwU My businyess, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^-^ to OwO the King. -AUTOLYCUS. What ^-^ advocate x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to OwO him? -SHEPHERD. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ an't >_< wike you. -CLOWN. uWu Advocate's OwO the >_> couwt-wowd uWu fow :3 a :33 pheasant; uWu say you ^.^ have none. -SHEPHERD. None, siw; I ^.^ have nyo UwU pheasant, ^.^ cock :3 nyow :33 hen. -AUTOLYCUS. OwO How bwessed awe ^-^ we UwU that awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ simpwe >_< men! ->_> Yet ^-^ nyatuwe UwU might ^.^ have :3 made me as ^.^ these awe, -OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; disdain. -CLOWN. :3 This cannyot >w< be uWu but :3 a gweat ^w^ couwtiew. -SHEPHERD. His garments awe rich, uWu but ^.^ he weaws them ^.^ nyot handsomely. -CLOWN. ÚwÚ He uWu seems ^-^ to >w< be OwO the ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe in being fantastical. -OwO A gweat man, I'll ^w^ wawwant; I xDD knyow uWu by OwO the >w< picking on's teeth. -AUTOLYCUS. The fardel thewe? What's >w< i' th' ÚwÚ fawdew? >w< Whewefowe UwU that -:33 box? -SHEPHERD. >_> Siw, there :3 wies such >_> secwets in :3 this fardel ÚwÚ and ;;w;; box ;;w;; which -UwU nyonye >w< must xDD knyow uWu but OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu shaww xDD knyow within :3 this -xDD houw, ^-^ if I ^-^ may come ^-^ to th' OwO speech >_> of >_> him. -AUTOLYCUS. >_< Age, :3 thou x3 hast lost >w< thy xDD wabouw. -SHEPHERD. ÚwÚ Why, OwO Siw? -AUTOLYCUS. The UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot at OwO the OwO pawace; ^.^ he :3 is gonye aboawd :3 a OwO nyew -;;w;; ship ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwge >_> mewanchowy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aiw ;;w;; himsewf; for, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st -capable >_> of >w< things serious, :3 thou >w< must xDD knyow OwO the UwU King :3 is :33 fuww >_> of -^w^ gwief. -SHEPHERD. ^w^ So 'tis said, sir- about his UwU son, UwU that shouwd ^.^ have -married :3 a shephewd's daughter. -AUTOLYCUS. >w< If UwU that shephewd >w< be ^.^ nyot in >_< hand-fast, let him ^w^ fwy; OwO the -cuwses ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 have, OwO the ;;w;; towtuwes ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 feew, uWu wiww >_< bweak OwO the -xDD back >_> of man, OwO the OwO heawt >_> of uWu monstew. -CLOWN. :33 Think you so, sir? -AUTOLYCUS. :3 Nyot ^.^ he :3 awonye uWu shaww suffer what ÚwÚ wit can ^-^ make :33 heavy ÚwÚ and -;;w;; vengeance UwU bittew; uWu but x3 those UwU that awe >_> gewmanye ^-^ to ^w^ him, >w< though -:33 wemov'd ^w^ fifty times, uWu shaww >w< aww come uWu undew OwO the xDD hangman- which, ->w< though ^.^ it >w< be gweat pity, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is UwU nyecessawy. An ^.^ owd -sheep-whistwing wogue, :3 a uWu wam-tendew, ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to ^.^ have his -daughter come OwO into x3 gwace! uWu Some uWu say ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be uWu ston'd; uWu but UwU that -death :3 is xDD too ^.^ soft uWu fow ^w^ him, uWu say :3 I. Draw ^-^ ouw UwU thwonye OwO into :3 a ->_> sheep-cote!- >w< aww deaths awe xDD too few, OwO the UwU shawpest xDD too >w< easy. -CLOWN. xDD Has OwO the ^.^ owd man e'ew :3 a UwU son, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ do you OwO heaw, ^w^ an't >_< wike you, -sir? -AUTOLYCUS. ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a ^-^ son- ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< be flay'd x3 awive; then xDD 'nyointed -xDD uvw with ;;w;; honyey, xDD set uWu on OwO the head >_> of :3 a OwO wasp's ^w^ nyest; then ^.^ stand -ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be three quawtews ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ dwam >w< dead; then UwU wecuvw'd UwU again -with UwU aqua-vitae ^w^ ow >w< some uWu othew ^.^ hot :33 infusion; then, OwO waw as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, -ÚwÚ and in OwO the hottest :3 day prognostication proclaims, uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be xDD set -x3 against :3 a >_< bwick waww, OwO the >_< sun looking with :3 a >_< southwawd eye x3 upon -^w^ him, xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ to >w< behowd him with flies xDD bwown ^-^ to :33 death. But -what talk ^-^ we >_> of ^.^ these twaitowwy rascals, uWu whose xDD misewies awe ^-^ to >w< be -smiw'd at, theiw offences being OwO so capitaw? >_> Teww uWu me, uWu fow you ÚwÚ seem -^-^ to >w< be >w< honyest ;;w;; pwain ^-^ men, what you ^.^ have ^-^ to OwO the King. >_> Being -xDD something gently consider'd, I'll bwing you xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is >_< aboawd, ->w< tendew >_> youw persons ^-^ to his presence, whisper him in >_> youw ^w^ behawfs; -ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be in man >w< besides OwO the UwU King ^-^ to :33 effect >_> youw suits, here -:3 is man uWu shaww ^-^ do it. -CLOWN. ÚwÚ He uWu seems ^-^ to >w< be >_> of gweat authowity. Close with ^w^ him, ^w^ give him -;;w;; gowd; ÚwÚ and >w< though authowity >w< be :3 a :3 stubbown ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ oft wed -uWu by OwO the nyose with >w< gowd. Show OwO the ^-^ inside >_> of >_> youw >_> puwse ^-^ to OwO the -^w^ outside >_> of his ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ado. :33 Wemembew- x3 ston'd ÚwÚ and flay'd ->_> awive. -SHEPHERD. x3 An't >w< pwease you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >_< undewtake OwO the ^-^ businyess uWu fow >w< us, -here :3 is UwU that gold I have. I'll ^-^ make ^.^ it as >w< much :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and xDD weave -:3 this x3 young man in ^.^ pawn ÚwÚ tiww I bwing ^.^ it you. -AUTOLYCUS. :33 Aftew I ^.^ have x3 donye what I pwomised? -SHEPHERD. >w< Ay, sir. -AUTOLYCUS. Weww, ^w^ give me OwO the moiety. uWu Awe you :3 a party in :3 this -business? -CLOWN. UwU In >w< some sort, siw; uWu but >w< though my UwU case >w< be :3 a ^w^ pitifuw one, I ->w< hope I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be flay'd >_< out >_> of it. -AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, that's OwO the UwU case >_> of OwO the shephewd's >_< son! >w< Hang ^w^ him, -:3 he'ww >w< be :3 made OwO an ;;w;; exampwe. -CLOWN. >w< Comfowt, good xDD comfowt! We >w< must ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and show ^-^ ouw -ÚwÚ stwange sights. ÚwÚ He >w< must xDD knyow 'tis UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw daughter :3 nyow my -sistew; ^-^ we awe gonye >w< ewse. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww ^w^ give you as >w< much as :3 this -^.^ owd man does, when OwO the ^-^ businyess :3 is performed; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wemain, as ^.^ he -uWu says, >_> youw ^.^ pawn ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ bwought you. -AUTOLYCUS. I uWu wiww xDD twust you. ÚwÚ Wawk before towawd OwO the >w< sea-side; >w< go uWu on -OwO the ^.^ wight-hand; I uWu wiww uWu but ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the >_> hedge, ÚwÚ and follow you. -CLOWN. We awe bwest in :3 this man, as I ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, x3 even blest. -SHEPHERD. Let's OwO befowe, as ^.^ he >_< bids ÚwÚ us. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was provided ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO us -:33 good. >_< Exeunt uWu SHEPHEWD ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN -AUTOLYCUS. >w< If I xDD had :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ honyest, I UwU see >_> Fowtunye would ^.^ nyot -suffer :3 me: ^.^ she ^.^ dwops booties in my UwU mouth. I x3 am UwU couwted :3 nyow with :3 a -double >w< occasion- ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the Prince my ^w^ mastew ->w< good; ;;w;; which ^-^ who knows how UwU that ^-^ may xDD tuwn xDD back ^-^ to my >_> advancement? I -uWu wiww bwing ^.^ these two :33 mowes, ^.^ these uWu bwind onyes, aboawd >_> him. >w< If ^.^ he -ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 fit ^-^ to showe them uWu again, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the complaint uWu they -^.^ have ^-^ to OwO the UwU King UwU concewns him nothing, let him caww me wogue uWu fow -being OwO so :3 faw OwO officious; uWu fow I x3 am >_> pwoof x3 against UwU that titwe, ÚwÚ and -what ÚwÚ shame ewse ;;w;; bewongs to't. ÚwÚ To him uWu wiww I ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ them. Thewe -^-^ may >w< be matter in it. 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The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES - -x3 Entew LEONTES, CWEOMENyES, xDD DION, ^w^ PAUWINyA, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS - -UwU CWEOMENyES. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have x3 donye enyough, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd -OwO A saint-like sorrow. :3 Nyo fauwt :33 couwd you ^-^ make -^w^ Which you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot redeem'd; :3 indeed, ÚwÚ paid ;;w;; down -Mowe :3 penyitence than x3 donye twespass. ^.^ At OwO the ^w^ wast, -Do as OwO the uWu heavens ^.^ have donye: ^-^ fowget >_> youw evil; -x3 With them forgive OwO youwsewf. -xDD WEONTES. >w< Whiwst I wemembew -Her ÚwÚ and xDD hew UwU viwtues, I cannyot ^-^ fowget -UwU My blemishes in ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and OwO so still ÚwÚ think >_> of -The :33 wwong I >_> did mysewf; ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO so >w< much -:33 That heiwwess ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :3 made my UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ and -Destroy'd OwO the sweet'st ^.^ companyion UwU that e'ew man -:33 Bwed his OwO hopes >_< out >_> of. ->_< PAUWINyA. ÚwÚ Twue, xDD too true, my :33 wowd. -^.^ If, ^-^ onye uWu by one, you ^w^ wedded >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, -Ow ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< aww UwU that awe took xDD something good -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a pewfect woman, ^.^ she you xDD kiww'd -Wouwd >w< be :33 unpawawwew'd. -xDD WEONTES. I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. >w< Kiww'd! -She I :33 kiww'd! I >_> did >w< so; uWu but :3 thou strik'st me -xDD Sowewy, ^-^ to uWu say I ÚwÚ did. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 bittew -:3 Upon >w< thy :33 tongue as in my OwO thought. Nyow, good nyow, -Say OwO so uWu but seldom. -UwU CWEOMENyES. :3 Nyot at aww, good >_< wady. -You UwU might ^.^ have spoken :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< things UwU that would ->_< Have x3 donye OwO the UwU time ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ benyefit, ÚwÚ and gwac'd -Your >_> kindnyess ^w^ bettew. ->_< PAUWINyA. You awe ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those -Wouwd ^.^ have him wed again. ->w< DION. >w< If you would ^.^ nyot so, -You ^-^ pity ^.^ nyot OwO the state, :3 nyow OwO the wemembwance -x3 Of his UwU most x3 suvweign ;;w;; nyame; consider wittwe -What :33 dangews, uWu by his OwO Highnyess' x3 faiw >_> of ;;w;; issue, -May >_> dwop x3 upon his :3 kingdom ÚwÚ and devouw -ÚwÚ Incewtain UwU wookews-on. What ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe holy ->w< Than ^-^ to uWu wejoice OwO the fowmew queen :3 is uWu weww? -What >w< howiew x3 than, uWu fow :33 woyawty's xDD wepaiw, ->_< Fow ÚwÚ pwesent UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :33 futuwe uWu good, -ÚwÚ To bless OwO the bed >_> of majesty UwU again -x3 With :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 fewwow to't? ->_< PAUWINyA. Thewe :3 is UwU nyonye x3 wowthy, ->_> Wespecting xDD hew that's gone. UwU Besides, OwO the UwU gods -uWu Wiww ^.^ have ÚwÚ fuwfiww'd theiw >w< secwet puwposes; ->_< Fow >_> has ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< divinye Apollo said, -:3 Is't ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of his ÚwÚ owacwe, -:33 That UwU King Leontes uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO an ÚwÚ heiw -;;w;; Tiww his lost >w< chiwd >w< be uWu found? ^w^ Which UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ shaww, -^-^ Is >w< aww as monstrous ^-^ to ^-^ ouw human reason -UwU As my ^w^ Antigonyus ^-^ to >_< bweak his grave -And come UwU again ^-^ to me; :3 who, uWu on my xDD wife, -OwO Did pewish with OwO the ^w^ infant. ^.^ 'Tis >_> youw counsew -UwU My lord shouwd ^-^ to OwO the uWu heavens >w< be ;;w;; contwawy, -Oppose x3 against theiw UwU wiwws. uWu [To OwO WEONTES] Cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< issue; -The :3 cwown uWu wiww find OwO an :33 heiw. Great ^-^ Awexandew -x3 Weft his ^-^ to th' ^-^ wowthiest; OwO so his UwU successow ->_> Was >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be OwO the >_> best. -xDD WEONTES. Good >_> Pauwinya, -OwO Who x3 hast OwO the memowy >_> of Hewmionye, -I >w< knyow, in xDD honyouw, :3 O UwU that >w< evew I -Had x3 squaw'd me ^-^ to >w< thy >_< counsew! >_> Then, x3 even nyow, -I UwU might ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd x3 upon my UwU queen's :33 fuww >_> eyes, ->_< Have :3 taken >_> tweasuwe ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^.^ wips- ->_< PAUWINyA. And weft them -Mowe rich uWu fow what uWu they >w< yiewded. -xDD WEONTES. Thou OwO speak'st :33 twuth. -:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe such wives; ^.^ thewefowe, nyo wife. >_< Onye ^.^ wowse, -And better us'd, would ^-^ make xDD hew sainted spirit ->_> Again ^.^ possess xDD hew xDD cowpse, ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 this xDD stage, -:3 Whewe ^-^ we offend xDD hew nyow, :3 appeaw >_< souw-vex'd, -And begin ;;w;; 'Why ^-^ to ;;w;; me'- ->_< PAUWINyA. Had ^.^ she such :33 powew, -She xDD had ^.^ just ^.^ cause. -xDD WEONTES. She >w< had; ÚwÚ and would >_> incense me -ÚwÚ To murder xDD hew I :3 mawwied. ->_< PAUWINyA. I shouwd ÚwÚ so. -Were I OwO the ghost UwU that walk'd, :3 I'd ;;w;; bid you mark -Her eye, ÚwÚ and tell me uWu fow what :33 duww part xDD in't -You ^.^ chose UwU hew; then :3 I'd shriek, UwU that x3 even >_> youw ears -;;w;; Shouwd wift ^-^ to hear me; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wowds UwU that follow'd -;;w;; Shouwd >w< be 'Remember :33 minye.' -xDD WEONTES. x3 Staws, staws, -And >w< aww eyes ewse UwU dead ^w^ coaws! OwO Feaw :3 thou nyo ^-^ wife; -I'll ^.^ have nyo xDD wife, >_< Pauwinya. ->_< PAUWINyA. uWu Wiww you uWu sweaw -uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy uWu but uWu by my free weave? -xDD WEONTES. OwO Nyevew, Paulina; OwO so >w< be bwest my spirit! ->_< PAUWINyA. >_> Then, good my x3 wowds, bear witness ^-^ to his uWu oath. -UwU CWEOMENyES. You >_> tempt him uvw-much. ->_< PAUWINyA. >_< Unwess another, -UwU As >_< wike Hermione as :3 is xDD hew picture, -Affront his >w< eye. -UwU CWEOMENyES. Good madam- ->_< PAUWINyA. I ^.^ have >w< donye. -xDD Yet, ^-^ if my lord uWu wiww mawwy- ^-^ if you wiww, ;;w;; siw, -:3 Nyo ^.^ wemedy uWu but you wiww- ^w^ give me OwO the >w< office -ÚwÚ To OwO choose you :3 a >w< queen. She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so x3 young -UwU As ÚwÚ was >_> youw fowmew; uWu but ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be such -As, uWu wawk'd >_> youw ^.^ fiwst UwU queen's ^.^ ghost, ^.^ it shouwd UwU take ^.^ joy -ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew in >_> youw arms. -xDD WEONTES. UwU My OwO twue >_> Pauwinya, -We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou xDD bid'st ÚwÚ us. ->_< PAUWINyA. :33 That -:33 Shaww >w< be when >_> youw ^.^ fiwst UwU queen's UwU again in >w< bweath; -uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. - -x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN - -^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Onye UwU that gives >_< out ^-^ himsewf Prince >_< Fwowizew, ->w< Son >_> of Polixenes, with his ;;w;; pwincess- ^.^ she -The ÚwÚ faiwest I ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet ^-^ behewd- desires access -ÚwÚ To >_> youw UwU high presence. -xDD WEONTES. What with OwO him? ÚwÚ He comes ^.^ nyot -;;w;; Wike ^-^ to his >_< fathew's gweatnyess. His :33 appwoach, -^w^ So >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ and >_> sudden, uWu tewws OwO us -^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a visitation fram'd, uWu but fowc'd -By :3 nyeed ÚwÚ and accident. What twain? -^-^ GENTWEMAN. But few, -And x3 those uWu but mean. -xDD WEONTES. His princess, uWu say you, with OwO him? -^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Ay; OwO the UwU most peerless piece >_> of :3 eawth, I xDD think, -:33 That e'ew OwO the >_< sun shonye UwU bwight x3 on. ->_< PAUWINyA. :3 O Hewmionye, -UwU As every ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time doth boast itsewf -OwO Abuv :3 a better gone, OwO so >w< must >w< thy grave ->w< Give uWu way ^-^ to ^w^ what's uWu seen nyow! >_> Siw, you yourself ->_< Have ^w^ said ÚwÚ and :3 wwit so, uWu but >_> youw :33 wwiting :3 nyow -^-^ Is colder than UwU that ^-^ theme: ÚwÚ 'She xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 been, -Nyow ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU equaww'd.' ÚwÚ Thus >_> youw ^w^ vewse -Flow'd with xDD hew x3 beauty once; 'tis >_< shwewdwy uWu ebb'd, -ÚwÚ To uWu say you ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a ^w^ bettew. -^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Pawdon, ÚwÚ madam. -The ^-^ onye I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost fowgot- >_> youw pawdon; -The xDD othew, when ^.^ she >_> has obtain'd >_> youw eye, -uWu Wiww ^.^ have >_> youw :33 tongue ^w^ too. :3 This :3 is :3 a creature, -Wouwd ^.^ she begin :3 a uWu sect, UwU might ÚwÚ quench OwO the x3 zeaw -x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ pwofessows ewse, ^-^ make pwosewytes -x3 Of ^-^ who ^.^ she uWu but ;;w;; bid OwO fowwow. ->_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ How! ^.^ nyot :33 women? -^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD Women uWu wiww love xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ^-^ woman -Mowe wowth than ^-^ any >w< man; ^-^ men, UwU that ^.^ she :3 is -The wawest >_> of >w< aww >w< women. -xDD WEONTES. Go, ^-^ Cweomenyes; -Yourself, assisted with >_> youw UwU honyouw'd fwiends, ->_< Bwing them ^-^ to ^-^ ouw embwacement. >_< Exeunt -Stiww, 'tis ÚwÚ stwange -ÚwÚ He ;;w;; thus shouwd >_< steaw x3 upon ÚwÚ us. ->_< PAUWINyA. Had ^-^ ouw ^w^ pwince, -UwU Jewew >_> of ^-^ chiwdwen, uWu seen :3 this xDD houw, ^.^ he xDD had paiw'd -^.^ Weww with :3 this ^w^ wowd; there ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :33 fuww :3 a month ->w< Between theiw x3 biwths. -xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyo ^-^ mowe; cease. Thou uWu knyow'st -ÚwÚ He >_> dies ^-^ to me UwU again when >w< tawk'd >_> of. Suwe, -When I uWu shaww UwU see :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, >w< thy >_< speeches -uWu Wiww bwing me ^-^ to consider UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ may -Unfuwnyish me >_> of reason. - -;;w;; We-entew CWEOMENyES, with xDD FWOWIZEW, ^.^ PEWDITA, ÚwÚ and -^-^ ATTENDANTS - -^.^ They awe come. -Your mothew ÚwÚ was UwU most OwO twue ^-^ to wedlock, Prince; ->_< Fow ^.^ she >_> did x3 pwint >_> youw :33 woyaw fathew OwO off, ->_> Conceiving you. Were I uWu but >_> twenty-onye, -Your >_< fathew's ^.^ image :3 is OwO so :3 hit in you -His vewy :3 aiw, UwU that I shouwd caww you :33 bwothew, -UwU As I >_> did ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and speak >_> of xDD something >_> wiwdwy -By OwO us xDD pewfowm'd >_> befowe. uWu Most dearly welcome! -And >_> youw fair ;;w;; pwincess- ;;w;; goddess! :33 O, awas! -I lost :3 a x3 coupwe UwU that :33 'twixt >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth -OwO Might ;;w;; thus ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood >_> begetting wonder as -:3 You, >_< gwacious couple, do. And then I lost- -^-^ Aww >_< minye >_> own OwO fowwy- OwO the >_> society, -Amity UwU too, >_> of >_> youw bwave fathew, whom, -^-^ Though beawing misery, I desiwe my life ->w< Once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> him. -:33 FWOWIZEW. By his xDD command ->_< Have I here ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ Siciwia, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom him ->w< Give you >w< aww UwU gweetings UwU that :3 a ^-^ king, at OwO fwiend, -^w^ Can ^-^ send his brother; :3 and, uWu but infirmity, -^w^ Which >_< waits x3 upon OwO wown times, ;;w;; hath xDD something >w< seiz'd -His :33 wish'd >_> abiwity, ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ himsewf -The x3 wands ÚwÚ and UwU watews :33 'twixt >_> youw UwU thwonye ÚwÚ and his ->_> Measuw'd, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO you; xDD whom ^.^ he >_> wuvs, -ÚwÚ He bade me uWu say so, ^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the sceptwes -And x3 those UwU that bear them living. -xDD WEONTES. :3 O my OwO bwothew- -Good gentweman!- OwO the ^-^ wwongs I ^.^ have x3 donye ÚwÚ thee :33 stiw -Afresh within me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy ^.^ offices, -^w^ So ^-^ wawewy kind, awe as ^w^ intewpwetews -x3 Of my ÚwÚ behind-hand ;;w;; swacknyess! >w< Wewcome hithew, -UwU As :3 is OwO the spwing ^-^ to th' xDD eawth. And ;;w;; hath ^.^ he xDD too -Expos'd :3 this pawagon ^-^ to th' xDD feawfuw xDD usage, -^.^ At :33 weast ungentle, >_> of OwO the dreadful Neptune, -ÚwÚ To gweet :3 a man ^.^ nyot wowth xDD hew ÚwÚ pains, >w< much less -^-^ Th' adventuwe >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ pewson? -:33 FWOWIZEW. OwO Good, my lord, -She came ^-^ fwom :3 Wibya. -xDD WEONTES. :3 Whewe OwO the ^.^ wawwike Smalus, -:33 That x3 nyobwe UwU honyouw'd lord, :3 is >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and OwO wov'd? -:33 FWOWIZEW. uWu Most :33 woyaw ;;w;; siw, ^-^ fwom thence; ^-^ fwom him uWu whose daughter -His ;;w;; teaws pwocwaim'd his, pawting with UwU hew; >_< thence, -OwO A pwospewous >w< south-wind friendly, ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD cwoss'd, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute OwO the chawge my fathew >_> gave me ->_< Fow :3 visiting >_> youw uWu Highnyess. UwU My :33 best x3 twain -I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_> Siciwian shores OwO dismiss'd; -OwO Who uWu fow ^-^ Bohemia :3 bend, ^-^ to signify -:3 Nyot only my >_< success in Wibya, ;;w;; siw, -But my >_< awwivaw ÚwÚ and my :3 wife's in >_> safety -;;w;; Hewe xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> awe. -xDD WEONTES. The bwessed UwU gods -^-^ Puwge >w< aww ÚwÚ infection ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ aiw UwU whiwst you -Do >_> cwimate :3 hewe! You ^.^ have :3 a holy fathew, -OwO A gwacefuw ;;w;; gentweman, x3 against uWu whose ^.^ pewson, -^w^ So xDD sacwed as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu sin, ->_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the uWu heavens, ^-^ taking :3 angwy nyote, ->_< Have weft me issuewess; ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fathew's bwest, -UwU As ^.^ he ^-^ fwom >w< heaven merits it, with you, -Wowthy his goodnyess. What UwU might I ^.^ have :3 been, -OwO Might I :3 a :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter :3 nyow ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd OwO on, -Such ÚwÚ goodwy >w< things as xDD you! - -x3 Entew :3 a LORD - -LORD. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, -:33 That ;;w;; which I uWu shaww wepowt uWu wiww bear nyo >_< cwedit, -Were ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> pwoof OwO so >w< nyigh. UwU Pwease you, gweat ;;w;; siw, -^-^ Bohemia >_> gweets you ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf uWu by me; -;;w;; Desiwes you ^-^ to >w< attach his UwU son, ^-^ who ^w^ has- -His >w< dignyity ÚwÚ and >_> duty uWu both UwU cast UwU off- -uWu Fwed ^-^ fwom his fathew, ^-^ fwom his hopes, ÚwÚ and with -OwO A shephewd's daughter. -xDD WEONTES. Where's >_> Bohemia? ;;w;; Speak. -LORD. ;;w;; Hewe in >_> youw xDD city; I :3 nyow came ^-^ fwom >_> him. -I speak >_< amazedwy; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it >_< becomes -UwU My x3 mawvew ÚwÚ and my message. ÚwÚ To >_> youw couwt -ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ hast'nying- in OwO the x3 chase, ^.^ it seems, -x3 Of :3 this fair coupwe- xDD meets ^.^ he uWu on OwO the uWu way -The fathew >_> of :3 this seeming wady ÚwÚ and -Her :33 bwothew, having uWu both theiw ;;w;; countwy ^.^ quitted -x3 With :3 this x3 young pwince. -:33 FWOWIZEW. :33 Camiwwo >_> has betway'd me; -uWu Whose uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and uWu whose xDD honyesty ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow -^w^ Enduw'd >w< aww OwO weathews. -LORD. >_< Way't OwO so ^-^ to his x3 chawge; ->w< He's with OwO the UwU King >_> youw father. -xDD WEONTES. :3 Who? OwO Camiwwo? -LORD. Camiwwo, siw; I ^-^ spake with him; ^-^ who :3 nyow -xDD Has ^.^ these UwU poow x3 men in :33 question. uWu Nyevew ^-^ saw I -uWu Wwetches OwO so quake. ^.^ They ÚwÚ knyeew, uWu they ÚwÚ kiss OwO the eawth; ->_> Fowsweaw themsewves as >_< often as uWu they speak. -^-^ Bohemia stops his eaws, ÚwÚ and UwU thweatens them -x3 With divews deaths in :33 death. -UwU PEWDITA. :3 O my UwU poow ^-^ fathew! -The >w< heaven ^w^ sets spies x3 upon >w< us, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have -Our :33 contwact ^w^ cewebwated. -xDD WEONTES. You awe married? -:33 FWOWIZEW. We awe ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow awe ^-^ we >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ be; -The staws, I >_> see, uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss OwO the >_< vawweys >_> fiwst. -The >_> odds uWu fow UwU high ÚwÚ and wow's alike. -xDD WEONTES. UwU My lord, -^-^ Is :3 this OwO the daughter >_> of :3 a king? -:33 FWOWIZEW. She ;;w;; is, -When UwU once ^.^ she :3 is my wife. -xDD WEONTES. :33 That ;;w;; 'once,' I UwU see uWu by >_> youw good >_< fathew's uWu speed, -uWu Wiww come uWu on vewy swowwy. I x3 am sowwy, -uWu Most sowwy, you ^.^ have ^w^ bwoken ^-^ fwom his ^-^ wiking -:3 Whewe you ;;w;; wewe tied in xDD duty; ÚwÚ and as >_< sowwy -Your UwU choice :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so rich in wowth as :3 beauty, -:33 That you UwU might ;;w;; weww enjoy :3 hew. -:33 FWOWIZEW. :3 Deaw, ÚwÚ wook :33 up. -^-^ Though ;;w;; Fowtunye, visibwe OwO an enemy, -;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ chase OwO us with my fathew, ^.^ pow'w nyo :3 jot -;;w;; Hath ^.^ she ^-^ to >_> change ^-^ ouw ^w^ wuvs. ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, -Wemembew >_< since you uWu ow'd nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to UwU time ->w< Than I ^-^ do OwO nyow. x3 With ^w^ thought >_> of such ^-^ affections, -:3 Step :3 fowth >_< minye ;;w;; advocate; at >_> youw xDD wequest -UwU My fathew uWu wiww gwant pwecious >w< things as twifwes. -xDD WEONTES. Wouwd ^.^ he ^-^ do so, :3 I'd UwU beg >_> youw pwecious mistress, -^w^ Which ^.^ he counts uWu but :3 a UwU twifwe. ->_< PAUWINyA. >_> Siw, my UwU wiege, -Your eye ;;w;; hath xDD too >w< much xDD youth >w< in't. :3 Nyot :3 a month -Fowe >_> youw queen :33 died, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe wowth such gazes ->w< Than what you ÚwÚ wook uWu on OwO nyow. -xDD WEONTES. I ^w^ thought >_> of xDD hew ->_< Even in ^.^ these looks I ^.^ made. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] But >_> youw >_> petition -^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet unanswer'd. I uWu wiww ^-^ to >_> youw father. -Your uWu honyouw ^.^ nyot ^-^ o'ewthwown uWu by >_> youw desiwes, -I x3 am fwiend ^-^ to them ÚwÚ and you. :3 Upon ;;w;; which ewwand -I :3 nyow >w< go towawd him; ^.^ thewefowe, follow uWu me, -And mark what uWu way I ^w^ make. ^w^ Come, good my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE >_> II. -Siciwia. Before OwO the :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES - -x3 Entew AUTOWYCUS ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN - -AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; wewe you ÚwÚ pwesent at :3 this relation? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ÚwÚ was uWu by at OwO the openying >_> of OwO the UwU fawdew, heard OwO the -^.^ owd shephewd x3 dewivew OwO the manner how ^.^ he ;;w;; found xDD it; :33 wheweupon, aftew -:3 a wittwe amazednyess, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ^w^ commanded >_< out >_> of OwO the chambew; -only this, methought I heard OwO the shephewd uWu say ^.^ he ;;w;; found OwO the chiwd. -AUTOLYCUS. I would UwU most UwU gwadwy xDD knyow OwO the xDD issue >_> of it. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ bwoken uWu dewivewy >_> of OwO the OwO businyess; uWu but OwO the -x3 changes I xDD pewceived in OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and :33 Camiwwo ;;w;; wewe vewy :3 nyotes >_> of -admiration. ^.^ They >w< seem'd almost, with stawing uWu on ^-^ onye another, ^-^ to ->w< teaw OwO the cases >_> of theiw ^w^ eyes; there ÚwÚ was OwO speech in theiw >w< dumbnyess, -language in theiw vewy ^w^ gestuwe; uWu they ^.^ wook'd as uWu they xDD had heard >_> of -:3 a x3 wowwd wansom'd, ^w^ ow ^-^ onye destroyed. OwO A >_> nyotabwe passion >_> of wonder -ÚwÚ appeawed in them; uWu but OwO the >_< wisest ^w^ behowdew UwU that knew nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ->_< seeing :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu say ^-^ if th' ^-^ impowtance ;;w;; wewe ^.^ joy ^w^ ow ÚwÚ sowwow- uWu but in -OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of OwO the ^-^ onye ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ nyeeds UwU be. - -x3 Entew another >_> GENTWEMAN - -;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that UwU happiwy knows more. The UwU nyews, ^w^ Wogewo? -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Nyothing uWu but bonfires. The >w< owacwe :3 is >w< fuwfiww'd: -OwO the King's daughter :3 is ÚwÚ found. Such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of wonder :3 is ^w^ bwoken >_< out -within :3 this hour UwU that ÚwÚ bawwad-makews cannyot >w< be able ^-^ to express it. - -x3 Entew another >_> GENTWEMAN - -;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the OwO Wady Paulina's ^.^ stewawd; ^.^ he can x3 dewivew you more. -OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it nyow, sir? :3 This UwU nyews, ;;w;; which :3 is xDD caww'd true, :3 is OwO so >_< wike -OwO an ^.^ owd xDD tawe UwU that OwO the >w< vewity >_> of ^.^ it :3 is in >w< stwong ^w^ suspicion. xDD Has OwO the -UwU King ;;w;; found his OwO heiw? -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Most true, ^-^ if >w< evew >w< twuth ;;w;; wewe pregnant uWu by -ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. :33 That ;;w;; which you hear ^w^ you'ww uWu sweaw you >_> see, there :3 is -such >_> unyity in OwO the >_> pwoofs. The mantle >_> of Queen >w< Hewmionye's; xDD hew ->_> jewew about OwO the neck >_> of xDD it; OwO the letters >_> of ^w^ Antigonyus ;;w;; found with -it, ;;w;; which uWu they xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be his character; OwO the majesty >_> of OwO the -;;w;; cweatuwe in resemblance >_> of OwO the mother; OwO the xDD affection >_> of ;;w;; nyobwenyess -;;w;; which ^-^ nyatuwe >w< shows :33 abuv xDD hew ^-^ bweeding; ÚwÚ and many uWu othew evidences- -:3 pwocwaim xDD hew with >w< aww ;;w;; cewtainty ^-^ to >w< be OwO the King's daughter. OwO Did -you UwU see OwO the meeting >_> of OwO the two kings? -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Nyo. -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Then you ^.^ have lost :3 a OwO sight ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ seen, -cannyot >w< be spoken >_> of. Thewe UwU might you ^.^ have x3 behewd ^-^ onye ^.^ joy :3 cwown -another, OwO so ÚwÚ and in such manner UwU that ^.^ it >w< seem'd UwU sowwow >_> wept ^-^ to UwU take -xDD weave >_> of them; uWu fow theiw ^.^ joy waded in uWu teaws. Thewe ÚwÚ was ;;w;; casting OwO up ->_> of >_> eyes, howding OwO up >_> of x3 hands, with countenance >_> of such -distwaction UwU that uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown uWu by uWu gawment, ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO favouw. -Our ^-^ king, being ready ^-^ to :33 weap >_< out >_> of ^-^ himsewf uWu fow ^.^ joy >_> of his ;;w;; found ->_> daughtew, as ^-^ if UwU that ^.^ joy ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow ÚwÚ become :3 a loss, x3 cwies 'O, >w< thy -mothew, >w< thy >w< mothew!' then :33 asks ^-^ Bohemia forgiveness; then embwaces -his >w< son-in-waw; then UwU again ÚwÚ wowwies ^.^ he his daughter with >_> cwipping -:3 hew. Nyow ^.^ he ^w^ thanks OwO the ^.^ owd >w< shephewd, ;;w;; which ^-^ stands uWu by >_< wike :3 a -weathew-bitten conduit >_> of many kings' weigns. I never heard >_> of -such another uWu encountew, ;;w;; which lames wepowt ^-^ to follow ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ->w< undoes ;;w;; descwiption ^-^ to ^-^ do it. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> What, pray you, became >_> of >_< Antigonyus, UwU that xDD cawwied -x3 hence OwO the chiwd? -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Wike OwO an ^.^ owd xDD tawe stiww, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^.^ have matter ^-^ to -^w^ weheawse, >w< though ÚwÚ cwedit >w< be asweep ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO an ear open: ^.^ he ÚwÚ was -^-^ town ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces with :3 a OwO beaw. :3 This avouches OwO the shephewd's UwU son, ^-^ who ->_> has ^.^ nyot only his innyocence, ;;w;; which uWu seems xDD much, ^-^ to >_> justify ^w^ him, uWu but -:3 a handkerchief ÚwÚ and rings >_> of his UwU that ^w^ Pauwinya knows. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What became >_> of his bark ÚwÚ and his >_> fowwowews? -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Wweck'd OwO the >_> same x3 instant >_> of theiw >_< mastew's >_< death, -ÚwÚ and in OwO the view >_> of OwO the shepherd; OwO so UwU that >w< aww OwO the xDD instwuments -;;w;; which ^.^ aided ^-^ to expose OwO the >w< chiwd ;;w;; wewe x3 even then lost when ^.^ it ÚwÚ was -ÚwÚ found. But, :33 O, OwO the x3 nyobwe combat UwU that :33 'twixt ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow ÚwÚ was -xDD fought in OwO Pauwinya! She xDD had ^-^ onye eye :33 decwin'd uWu fow OwO the woss >_> of xDD hew -xDD husband, another xDD ewevated UwU that OwO the >w< owacwe ÚwÚ was >w< fuwfiww'd. She -uWu wifted OwO the ^w^ Pwincess ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and OwO so wocks xDD hew in >_> embwacing -as ^-^ if ^.^ she would :3 pin xDD hew ^-^ to xDD hew xDD heawt, UwU that ^.^ she UwU might nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be -in danger >_> of wosing. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The >w< dignyity >_> of :3 this ^.^ act ÚwÚ was wowth OwO the ^-^ audience >_> of -kings ÚwÚ and OwO pwinces; uWu fow uWu by such ÚwÚ was ^.^ it x3 acted. -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Onye >_> of OwO the pwettiest UwU touches >_> of aww, ÚwÚ and UwU that -;;w;; which angw'd uWu fow >_< minye x3 eyes- >_> caught OwO the ^w^ watew, >w< though ^.^ nyot OwO the -OwO fish- OwO was, when at OwO the >_< wewation >_> of OwO the Queen's >_< death, with OwO the -manner how ^.^ she came to't bravely x3 confess'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wamented uWu by OwO the -;;w;; King, how attentivenyes >_< wounded his ^-^ daughtew; :33 tiww, ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye >w< sign ->_> of ^-^ dowouw ^-^ to another, ^.^ she >_> did with OwO an ÚwÚ 'Awas!'- I would fain :33 say- -bleed teaws; uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe my OwO heawt >_> wept bwood. OwO Who ÚwÚ was UwU most -marble there >_< changed :33 cowouw; >w< some :3 swoonyed, >w< aww sowwowed. >w< If >w< aww -OwO the x3 wowwd :33 couwd ^.^ have seen't, OwO the >_> woe xDD had >_< been universal. -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Awe uWu they wetuwnyed ^-^ to OwO the couwt? -uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Nyo. The ^w^ Pwincess hearing >_> of xDD hew >_> mothew's uWu statue, -;;w;; which :3 is in OwO the UwU keeping >_> of Pauwinya- :3 a piece many years in UwU doing -ÚwÚ and :3 nyow newly xDD pewfowm'd uWu by UwU that x3 wawe >w< Itawian :3 mastew, Juwio ->w< Womanyo, :3 who, xDD had ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf eternity ÚwÚ and :33 couwd >w< put >_> bweath OwO into -his work, would beguiwe ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of xDD hew :33 custom, OwO so xDD pewfectwy ^.^ he :3 is -xDD hew ape. ÚwÚ He OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to Hermione ;;w;; hath x3 donye Hermione UwU that uWu they uWu say -^-^ onye would speak ^-^ to xDD hew ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand in >w< hope >_> of UwU answew- thithew with ->w< aww gweedinyess >_> of xDD affection awe uWu they gone, ÚwÚ and there uWu they intend -^-^ to >_< sup. -x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^w^ thought ^.^ she xDD had >w< some gweat matter there in ->w< hand; uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath pwivatewy ^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice :3 a day, >w< evew >_< since -OwO the death >_> of Hewmionye, OwO visited UwU that wemuvd >_< house. :33 Shaww ^-^ we -:33 thithew, ÚwÚ and with ^-^ ouw >_> company piece OwO the wejoicing? -OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO Who would >w< be ^.^ thence UwU that >_> has OwO the benefit >_> of -access? uWu Evewy :3 wink >_> of OwO an eye >w< some OwO nyew OwO gwace uWu wiww >w< be uWu bown. Our -absence makes OwO us uWu unthwifty ^-^ to ^-^ ouw knowledge. Let's awong. ->_< Exeunt GENTLEMEN -AUTOLYCUS. Nyow, xDD had I ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 dash >_> of my fowmew life in uWu me, would -^.^ pwefewment >_> dwop uWu on my head. I ^w^ bwought OwO the ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and his :3 son -aboawd OwO the Prince; told him I heard them talk >_> of :3 a fardel ÚwÚ and I -xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; uWu but ^.^ he at UwU that UwU time :33 uvw-fond >_> of OwO the shephewd's -:3 daughtew- OwO so ^.^ he then took xDD hew ^-^ to be- ^-^ who >_< began ^-^ to >w< be >w< much -ÚwÚ sea-sick, ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf wittwe :3 bettew, >_> extwemity >_> of weather -continuing, :3 this mystewy wemainyed :33 undiscuvw'd. But 'tis >w< aww ^-^ onye -^-^ to me; uWu fow xDD had I >_< been OwO the finder-out >_> of :3 this secwet, ^.^ it would ^.^ nyot -^.^ have ^w^ wewish'd UwU among my uWu othew ^.^ discwedits. - -x3 Entew uWu SHEPHEWD ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN - -;;w;; Hewe come x3 those I ^.^ have x3 donye good ^-^ to x3 against my wiww, ÚwÚ and already -appeawing in OwO the blossoms >_> of theiw xDD fowtunye. -SHEPHERD. ^w^ Come, >w< boy; I x3 am ÚwÚ past uWu moe ^-^ chiwdwen, uWu but >w< thy >_< sons ÚwÚ and -daughters uWu wiww >w< be >w< aww gentlemen uWu bown. -CLOWN. You awe ;;w;; weww met, sir. You ;;w;; denyied ^-^ to fight with me :3 this -uWu othew day, ^.^ because I ÚwÚ was nyo ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. ^w^ See you ^.^ these -clothes? Say you UwU see them ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think me still nyo ^-^ gentweman -uWu bown. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best uWu say ^.^ these wobes awe ^.^ nyot gentlemen uWu bown. >w< Give -me OwO the >_< wie, do; ÚwÚ and twy whethew I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 nyow :3 a ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. -AUTOLYCUS. I xDD knyow you awe nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. -CLOWN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_< been OwO so ^-^ any UwU time ^.^ these ;;w;; fouw OwO houws. -SHEPHERD. And OwO so ^.^ have OwO I, ÚwÚ boy. -CLOWN. ^w^ So you ^.^ have; uWu but I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ gentweman :3 bown before my uWu fathew; -uWu fow OwO the King's :3 son took me uWu by OwO the hand ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd me brother; ÚwÚ and -then OwO the two kings xDD caww'd my fathew brother; ÚwÚ and then OwO the Pwince, -my :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu Pwincess, my ;;w;; sistew, xDD caww'd my fathew father. -And OwO so ^-^ we ^-^ wept; ÚwÚ and there ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst gentleman-like ;;w;; teaws UwU that ->w< evew ^-^ we OwO shed. -SHEPHERD. We ^-^ may live, UwU son, ^-^ to shed many more. -CLOWN. ÚwÚ Ay; ^w^ ow ewse 'twere ^-^ hawd OwO wuck, being in OwO so x3 pwepostewous -^-^ estate as ^-^ we >_> awe. -AUTOLYCUS. I humbly uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to pawdon me >w< aww OwO the faults I -^.^ have committed ^-^ to >_> youw wowship, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give me >_> youw good wepowt -^-^ to OwO the Prince my mastew. -SHEPHERD. Prithee, UwU son, do; uWu fow ^-^ we >w< must >w< be gentle, :3 nyow ^-^ we awe +^.^ We-entew CWOWN ÚwÚ and ^.^ SHEPHEWD + +OwO Aside, ^-^ aside- OwO hewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ;;w;; mattew fow :3 a :3 hot :33 bwain. Evewy >_> wanye's +^w^ end, every uWu shop, :33 chuwch, x3 session, hanging, yiewds :3 a careful x3 man +>w< wowk. +uWu CWOWN. :3 See, see; >_> what :3 a x3 man xDD you OwO awe >_< nyow! >_> Thewe >_> is nyo othew uWu way >_> but +to tell x3 the ^w^ King ^w^ she's :3 a ^w^ changewing ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye of x3 youw >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and +blood. +UwU SHEPHEWD. Nyay, >_> but hear x3 me. +uWu CWOWN. x3 Nyay- >_> but hear x3 me. +UwU SHEPHEWD. Go ^.^ to, UwU then. +uWu CWOWN. :33 She ^.^ being >_< nyonye of x3 youw >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood, x3 youw >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood +>_> has nyot uWu offended x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 youw >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood >_> is nyot to +be punyish'd ^.^ by ^.^ him. uWu Show UwU those ^.^ things xDD you >_> found about hew, UwU those +secret UwU things- aww >_> but >_> what ^.^ she >_> has with her. This ^.^ being :33 donye, +wet x3 the law OwO go x3 whistwe; UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. +UwU SHEPHEWD. UwU I xDD wiww tell x3 the ^w^ King all, every word- >w< yea, ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ son's +^-^ pwanks :3 too; who, UwU I OwO may say, >_> is nyo xDD honyest ^w^ man, :3 nyeithew to :33 his +>w< fathew nor to uWu me, to OwO go about to >_< make ;;w;; me x3 the >_< King's +^-^ bwothew-in-waw. +uWu CWOWN. >w< Indeed, brother-in-law UwU was x3 the ^-^ fawthest x3 off xDD you couwd uWu have +:33 been to him; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 youw :3 bwood xDD had :33 been x3 the ÚwÚ deawew ^.^ by UwU I ^.^ knyow +>w< how much >w< an ^w^ ounce. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 [Aside] Very wisely, puppies! +UwU SHEPHEWD. xDD Weww, wet >_> us to x3 the ;;w;; King. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 that uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 fawdew +xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him x3 scwatch :33 his :3 beawd. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what x3 impediment ÚwÚ this ^w^ compwaint OwO may +be to x3 the :33 fwight of x3 my master. +uWu CWOWN. >_> Pway UwU heawtiwy ^.^ he be uWu at palace. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ am nyot nyatuwawwy OwO honyest, UwU I ^w^ am UwU so +x3 sometimes ^.^ by >w< chance. Let ;;w;; me uWu pocket x3 up x3 my :3 pedwaw's ^-^ excwement. +OwO [Takes x3 off :33 his UwU fawse :33 beawd] How now, wustics! x3 Whithew OwO awe xDD you +;;w;; bound? +UwU SHEPHEWD. ;;w;; To x3 th' pawace, >w< an >w< it ^.^ wike x3 youw UwU wowship. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. uWu Youw affairs thewe, x3 what, with :33 whom, x3 the condition of +:3 that >_> fawdew, x3 the :33 pwace of x3 youw x3 dwewwing, x3 youw names, x3 youw x3 ages, +of >_> what x3 having, uWu bweeding, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; anything :3 that >_> is ;;w;; fitting to be +knyown- discover. +uWu CWOWN. We OwO awe >_> but uWu pwain fewwows, sir. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ A UwU wie: xDD you OwO awe OwO wough ÚwÚ and hairy. Let ;;w;; me uWu have nyo lying; >w< it +x3 becomes >_< nyonye >_> but tradesmen, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they often UwU give >_> us ^-^ sowdiews x3 the +wie; >_> but ^.^ we x3 pay them fow >w< it with >_> stamped coin, nyot xDD stabbing +steel; >_< thewefowe ;;w;; they UwU do nyot UwU give >_> us x3 the xDD wie. +uWu CWOWN. uWu Youw :33 wowship xDD had ^.^ wike to uWu have UwU given >_> us one, >_> if xDD you xDD had nyot +:33 taken >_> youwsewf with x3 the ^-^ mannyew. +UwU SHEPHEWD. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a couwtiew, UwU an't ^.^ wike UwU you, UwU siw? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. Whethew >w< it ^.^ wike ;;w;; me ow no, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a courtier. OwO Seest xDD thou +nyot x3 the ^w^ aiw of x3 the court uWu in these :3 enfowdings? >_< Hath nyot x3 my :33 gait uWu in +>w< it x3 the UwU measuwe of x3 the ^w^ couwt? Receives nyot >w< thy x3 nyose uWu couwt-odouw +from me? >w< Wefwect UwU I nyot on >w< thy baseness ;;w;; couwt-contempt? x3 Think'st +UwU thou, fow :3 that UwU I >_< insinyuate, :3 that OwO toaze from uWu thee >w< thy business, UwU I +^w^ am >_< thewefowe nyo >_< couwtiew? UwU I ^w^ am couwtiew ^.^ cap-a-pe, ÚwÚ and one :3 that +xDD wiww xDD eithew :3 push on ow pluck back >w< thy business uWu thewe; whereupon UwU I +ÚwÚ command x3 the to open >w< thy ÚwÚ affaiw. +UwU SHEPHEWD. OwO My business, ^w^ siw, >_> is to x3 the ;;w;; King. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_> What advocate x3 hast xDD thou to him? +UwU SHEPHEWD. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, UwU an't ^.^ wike OwO you. +uWu CWOWN. Advocate's x3 the court-word fow :3 a >w< pheasant; >_> say xDD you uWu have none. +UwU SHEPHEWD. ÚwÚ Nyonye, siw; UwU I uWu have nyo >_< pheasant, >_> cock nor >_> hen. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. How blessed OwO awe ^.^ we :3 that OwO awe nyot :33 simpwe :3 men! +ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^w^ might uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me >_< as these awe, +Therefore UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD disdain. +uWu CWOWN. This ;;w;; cannyot be >_> but :3 a great courtier. +UwU SHEPHEWD. ÚwÚ His xDD gawments OwO awe rich, >_> but ^.^ he ^-^ weaws them nyot handsomely. +uWu CWOWN. >w< He ;;w;; seems to be x3 the ^.^ mowe x3 nyobwe uWu in ^.^ being UwU fantasticaw. +^-^ A great ^w^ man, I'll >_< wawwant; UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ by x3 the :33 picking UwU on's teeth. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. uWu The x3 fawdew OwO thewe? x3 What's :33 i' x3 th' x3 fawdew? ÚwÚ Whewefowe :3 that +>_> box? +UwU SHEPHEWD. UwU Siw, there wies xDD such ^w^ secwets uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 fawdew ÚwÚ and ^w^ box which +>_< nyonye ^w^ must ^.^ knyow >_> but x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and which ^.^ he UwU shaww ^.^ knyow within ÚwÚ this +^-^ houw, >_> if UwU I OwO may come to x3 th' ÚwÚ speech of ^.^ him. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. xDD Age, xDD thou x3 hast wost >w< thy uWu wabouw. +UwU SHEPHEWD. Why, Sir? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is nyot uWu at x3 the ^-^ pawace; ^.^ he >_> is >_> gonye OwO aboawd :3 a x3 nyew +ship to OwO puwge ^-^ mewanchowy ÚwÚ and ^w^ aiw :33 himsewf; for, >_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st +capabwe of ^.^ things serious, xDD thou ^w^ must ^.^ knyow x3 the ^w^ King >_> is full of +ÚwÚ gwief. +UwU SHEPHEWD. ^w^ So UwU 'tis said, >_< siw- about :33 his x3 son, :3 that >_> shouwd uWu have +mawwied :3 a shepherd's >w< daughtew. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. ;;w;; If :3 that xDD shephewd be nyot uWu in UwU hand-fast, wet ^.^ him xDD fwy; x3 the +cuwses ^.^ he UwU shaww have, x3 the >_< towtuwes ^.^ he UwU shaww feew, xDD wiww bweak x3 the +back of ^w^ man, x3 the >_< heawt of ^.^ monstew. +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ Think xDD you >_> so, UwU siw? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ he awonye UwU shaww suffew >_> what wit ^.^ can >_< make x3 heavy ÚwÚ and +UwU vengeance bitter; >_> but UwU those :3 that OwO awe gewmanye to :3 him, ^w^ though +>w< wemov'd :33 fifty xDD times, UwU shaww aww come :33 undew x3 the hangman- ^w^ which, +^w^ though >w< it be great pity, yet >w< it >_> is ^w^ nyecessawy. ^-^ An ;;w;; owd +x3 sheep-whistwing :33 wogue, :3 a uWu wam-tendew, to offer to uWu have :33 his +daughter come x3 into grace! ;;w;; Some >_> say ^.^ he UwU shaww be ston'd; >_> but :3 that +:33 death >_> is ^w^ too soft fow :3 him, >_> say ^.^ I. Draw UwU ouw >_< thwonye x3 into :3 a +x3 sheep-cote!- aww >w< deaths OwO awe ^w^ too ÚwÚ few, x3 the x3 shawpest ^w^ too x3 easy. +uWu CWOWN. x3 Has x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man ;;w;; e'ew :3 a x3 son, ^w^ siw, UwU do xDD you heaw, UwU an't ^.^ wike UwU you, +UwU siw? +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >w< He >_> has :3 a >_< son- who UwU shaww be flay'd ^.^ awive; xDD then 'nyointed +uvw with honyey, uWu set on x3 the >_> head of :3 a ;;w;; wasp's nyest; xDD then stand +>w< tiww ^.^ he be >w< thwee quarters ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU dwam UwU dead; xDD then ^w^ wecuvw'd again +with xDD aqua-vitae ow x3 some othew :3 hot ^.^ infusion; >w< then, >w< waw >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, +ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the ;;w;; hottest day ;;w;; pwognyostication OwO pwocwaims, UwU shaww ^.^ he be uWu set +OwO against :3 a ^-^ bwick :3 waww, x3 the sun ^w^ wooking with :3 a southward ^w^ eye ;;w;; upon +:3 him, :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> is to behowd ^.^ him with fwies >_> bwown to death. OwO But +>_> what tawk ^.^ we of these traitorly wascaws, x3 whose misewies OwO awe to be +^w^ smiw'd :3 at, uWu theiw :3 offences ^.^ being UwU so :33 capitaw? Teww uWu me, fow xDD you xDD seem +to be xDD honyest uWu pwain men, >_> what xDD you uWu have to x3 the ;;w;; King. uWu Being +^-^ something gently ÚwÚ considew'd, I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; aboawd, +xDD tendew x3 youw persons to :33 his >_> pwesence, whisper ^.^ him uWu in x3 youw behawfs; +ÚwÚ and >_> if >w< it be uWu in x3 man ;;w;; besides x3 the ^w^ King to ^w^ effect x3 youw suits, OwO hewe +>_> is x3 man UwU shaww UwU do :3 it. +uWu CWOWN. >w< He ;;w;; seems to be of great authowity. :33 Cwose with :3 him, UwU give ^.^ him +x3 gowd; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though ÚwÚ authowity be :3 a ^-^ stubbown >_> beaw, yet ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; oft x3 wed +^.^ by x3 the x3 nyose with ;;w;; gowd. uWu Show x3 the inside of x3 youw >_< puwse to x3 the +uWu outside of :33 his uWu hand, ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ mowe ado. x3 Wemembew- xDD ston'd ÚwÚ and flay'd +alive. +UwU SHEPHEWD. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, to undewtake x3 the business fow us, +OwO hewe >_> is :3 that gowd UwU I :3 have. I'll >_< make >w< it >_< as much >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and OwO weave +ÚwÚ this xDD young x3 man uWu in ^.^ pawn >w< tiww UwU I ;;w;; bwing >w< it OwO you. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >w< Aftew UwU I uWu have donye >_> what UwU I promised? +UwU SHEPHEWD. Ay, sir. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. xDD Weww, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the moiety. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a party uWu in ÚwÚ this +;;w;; businyess? +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ In x3 some sort, siw; >_> but ^w^ though x3 my case be :3 a ^w^ pitifuw one, UwU I +UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww nyot be flay'd x3 out of :3 it. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_< O, ^w^ that's x3 the case of x3 the shepherd's ^w^ son! Hang :3 him, +he'ww be UwU made >w< an example. +uWu CWOWN. :3 Comfowt, ÚwÚ good comfort! We ^w^ must to x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and x3 show UwU ouw +;;w;; stwange :3 sights. >w< He ^w^ must ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis >_< nyonye of x3 youw daughter nor x3 my +x3 sistew; ^.^ we OwO awe >_> gonye ewse. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give xDD you >_< as much >_< as ÚwÚ this +;;w;; owd x3 man >w< does, when x3 the business >_> is UwU pewfowmed; ÚwÚ and >_< wemain, >_< as ^.^ he +says, x3 youw ^.^ pawn >w< tiww >w< it be ^.^ bwought OwO you. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I xDD wiww :33 twust OwO you. >_< Wawk >w< befowe toward x3 the ^-^ sea-side; OwO go on +x3 the uWu wight-hand; UwU I xDD wiww >_> but wook ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ hedge, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. +uWu CWOWN. We OwO awe bwest uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, >_< as UwU I OwO may say, even bwest. +UwU SHEPHEWD. :3 Wet's x3 befowe, >_< as ^.^ he UwU bids >_> us. >w< He UwU was x3 pwovided to UwU do >_> us +UwU good. Exeunt ^.^ SHEPHEWD ÚwÚ and CWOWN +x3 AUTOWYCUS. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :3 a ^-^ mind to be OwO honyest, UwU I >_> see :33 Fowtunye ^.^ wouwd nyot +suffew ;;w;; me: ^.^ she ^.^ dwops booties uWu in x3 my xDD mouth. UwU I ^w^ am couwted nyow with :3 a +:3 doubwe ^.^ occasion- ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and :3 a means to UwU do x3 the Prince x3 my >_< mastew +good; which who xDD knyows >w< how :3 that OwO may turn back to x3 my x3 advancement? UwU I +xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing these >w< two UwU mowes, these ^w^ bwind onyes, OwO aboawd ^.^ him. ;;w;; If ^.^ he +think >w< it ;;w;; fit to >w< showe them OwO again, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 the ^w^ compwaint ;;w;; they +uWu have to x3 the ^w^ King uWu concewns ^.^ him uWu nyothing, wet ^.^ him caww ;;w;; me ;;w;; wogue fow +^.^ being UwU so uWu faw ;;w;; officious; fow UwU I ^w^ am xDD pwoof OwO against :3 that :3 titwe, ÚwÚ and +>_> what ^-^ shame >_> ewse ^-^ bewongs to't. ;;w;; To ^.^ him xDD wiww UwU I xDD pwesent OwO them. >_> Thewe +OwO may be ;;w;; mattew uWu in :3 it. uWu Exit + + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. +>_< Siciwia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES + +Entew LEONTES, CWEOMENyES, DION, >w< PAUWINyA, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS + +CWEOMENyES. UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have donye UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and uWu have pewfowm'd +^-^ A saint-wike ;;w;; sowwow. No ;;w;; fauwt couwd xDD you >_< make +>_< Which xDD you uWu have nyot redeem'd; :33 indeed, paid down +uWu Mowe penitence than donye trespass. At x3 the last, +Do >_< as x3 the heavens uWu have UwU donye: x3 fowget x3 youw >_> eviw; +With them :33 fowgive OwO youwsewf. +x3 WEONTES. Whilst UwU I remember +:3 Hew ÚwÚ and her viwtues, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 fowget +OwO My blemishes uWu in ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and UwU so still think of +uWu The wrong UwU I uWu did >_< mysewf; which UwU was UwU so much +:33 That >_< heiwwess >w< it hath UwU made x3 my :33 kingdom, ÚwÚ and +;;w;; Destwoy'd x3 the ;;w;; sweet'st >_< companyion :3 that ;;w;; e'ew x3 man +Bwed :33 his hopes x3 out uWu of. +OwO PAUWINyA. >_< Twue, ^w^ too ^-^ twue, x3 my OwO wowd. +If, one ^.^ by one, xDD you >w< wedded aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, +:33 Ow from x3 the aww :3 that OwO awe >_> took ^-^ something ÚwÚ good +;;w;; To >_< make :3 a :3 pewfect ^w^ woman, ^.^ she xDD you kill'd +Wouwd be unparallel'd. +x3 WEONTES. UwU I think :3 so. :33 Kiww'd! +:33 She UwU I kiww'd! UwU I uWu did so; >_> but xDD thou strik'st ;;w;; me +:3 Sowewy, to >_> say UwU I ^.^ did. ^.^ It >_> is >_< as UwU bittew +>_> Upon >w< thy >_> tongue >_< as uWu in x3 my thought. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good now, +x3 Say UwU so >_> but OwO sewdom. +CWEOMENyES. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu at all, ÚwÚ good >_> wady. +>_> You ^w^ might uWu have >w< spoken :3 a thousand ^.^ things :3 that ^.^ wouwd +:3 Have donye x3 the time ^.^ mowe benyefit, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gwac'd +uWu Youw OwO kindnyess ^-^ bettew. +OwO PAUWINyA. >_> You OwO awe one of UwU those +Wouwd uWu have ^.^ him x3 wed ;;w;; again. +uWu DION. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot >_> so, +>_> You pity nyot x3 the state, nor x3 the wemembwance +Of :33 his UwU most suvweign UwU nyame; OwO considew xDD wittwe +>_> What ÚwÚ dangews, ^.^ by :33 his Highness' fail of ^w^ issue, +^-^ May >_< dwop ;;w;; upon :33 his ^w^ kingdom ÚwÚ and devour +ÚwÚ Incewtain ÚwÚ wookews-on. >_> What :3 wewe ^.^ mowe >w< howy +Than to rejoice x3 the xDD fowmew >_< queen >_> is ^.^ weww? +>_> What ;;w;; howiew than, fow woyawty's wepaiw, +For xDD pwesent comfort, ÚwÚ and fow ÚwÚ futuwe UwU good, +;;w;; To ;;w;; bwess x3 the x3 bed of ^.^ majesty again +With :3 a x3 sweet fewwow ÚwÚ to't? +OwO PAUWINyA. >_> Thewe >_> is >_< nyonye wowthy, +Wespecting her ^w^ that's ;;w;; gonye. :33 Besides, x3 the gods +Will uWu have fuwfiww'd uWu theiw secret ;;w;; puwposes; +For >_> has nyot x3 the divine Apollo said, +^-^ Is't nyot x3 the ;;w;; tenyouw of :33 his owacwe, +:33 That ^w^ King :3 Weontes UwU shaww nyot uWu have >w< an heir +Tiww :33 his wost chiwd be >w< found? >_< Which :3 that >w< it UwU shaww, +Is aww >_< as monstwous to UwU ouw human reason +;;w;; As x3 my Antigonus to bweak :33 his :3 gwave +xDD And come again to OwO me; who, on x3 my :3 wife, +Did xDD pewish with x3 the infant. 'Tis x3 youw counsel +OwO My ;;w;; wowd >_> shouwd to x3 the heavens be >_< contwawy, +ÚwÚ Oppose OwO against uWu theiw ^-^ wiwws. :33 [To ÚwÚ WEONTES] Cawe nyot fow uWu issue; +uWu The >_< cwown xDD wiww find >w< an ÚwÚ heiw. UwU Gweat x3 Awexandew +Left :33 his to x3 th' :3 wowthiest; UwU so :33 his UwU successow +Was ^.^ wike to be x3 the >_> best. +x3 WEONTES. ^-^ Good x3 Pauwinya, +Who x3 hast x3 the ^w^ memowy of ^.^ Hewmionye, +UwU I knyow, uWu in honyouw, x3 O :3 that OwO evew UwU I +xDD Had squar'd ;;w;; me to >w< thy >_< counsew! Then, even now, +UwU I ^w^ might uWu have >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu queen's full ^w^ eyes, +:3 Have :33 taken treasure from her xDD wips- +OwO PAUWINyA. xDD And left them +uWu Mowe rich fow >_> what ;;w;; they yiewded. +x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st truth. +No ^.^ mowe xDD such wives; OwO thewefowe, nyo x3 wife. x3 Onye ^-^ wowse, +xDD And xDD bettew >w< us'd, ^.^ wouwd >_< make her sainted ^w^ spiwit +^.^ Again possess her :33 cowpse, ÚwÚ and on ÚwÚ this ^w^ stage, +Whewe ^.^ we ^-^ offend her now, appeaw ^-^ souw-vex'd, +xDD And x3 begin UwU 'Why to ^-^ me'- +OwO PAUWINyA. xDD Had ^.^ she xDD such x3 powew, +:33 She xDD had >w< just OwO cause. +x3 WEONTES. :33 She uWu had; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >w< incense ;;w;; me +;;w;; To murder her UwU I mawwied. +OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I >_> shouwd :3 so. +^.^ Wewe UwU I x3 the xDD ghost :3 that walk'd, ;;w;; I'd bid xDD you mark +:3 Hew >_< eye, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me fow >_> what dull ÚwÚ pawt OwO in't +>_> You ^-^ chose >w< hew; xDD then ;;w;; I'd :3 shwiek, :3 that even x3 youw OwO eaws +Should UwU wift to hear OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 the wowds :3 that follow'd +Should be ^-^ 'Wemembew xDD minye.' +x3 WEONTES. Stars, ÚwÚ staws, +xDD And aww eyes >_> ewse >_< dead coals! Fear xDD thou nyo :33 wife; +I'll uWu have nyo :3 wife, >_< Pauwinya. +OwO PAUWINyA. Will xDD you >_< sweaw +xDD Nyevew to marry >_> but ^.^ by x3 my fwee weave? +x3 WEONTES. Nyevew, ÚwÚ Pauwinya; UwU so be bwest x3 my :33 spiwit! +OwO PAUWINyA. Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowds, UwU beaw >_> witnyess to :33 his uWu oath. +CWEOMENyES. >_> You tempt ^.^ him over-much. +OwO PAUWINyA. OwO Unwess another, +;;w;; As ^.^ wike ^-^ Hewmionye >_< as >_> is her >_< pictuwe, +x3 Affwont :33 his :33 eye. +CWEOMENyES. ^-^ Good :3 madam- +OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. +Yet, >_> if x3 my ;;w;; wowd xDD wiww marry- >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, ^w^ siw, +No wemedy >_> but xDD you ;;w;; wiww- UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ office +;;w;; To choose xDD you :3 a >w< queen. :33 She UwU shaww nyot be UwU so xDD young +;;w;; As UwU was x3 youw :33 fowmew; >_> but ^.^ she UwU shaww be xDD such +As, wawk'd x3 youw xDD fiwst uWu queen's ;;w;; ghost, >w< it >_> shouwd OwO take joy +;;w;; To >_> see her uWu in x3 youw arms. +x3 WEONTES. OwO My true x3 Pauwinya, +We UwU shaww nyot marry >w< tiww xDD thou ^w^ bid'st >_> us. +OwO PAUWINyA. :33 That +Shall be when x3 youw xDD fiwst uWu queen's again uWu in breath; +xDD Nyevew >w< tiww UwU then. + +Entew :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN + +OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 Onye :3 that ;;w;; gives x3 out >_< himsewf Prince Fwowizew, +^-^ Son of ÚwÚ Powixenyes, with :33 his uWu pwincess- ^.^ she +uWu The >_> faiwest UwU I uWu have yet >_< behewd- desiwes x3 access +;;w;; To x3 youw xDD high pwesence. +x3 WEONTES. >_> What with him? >w< He x3 comes nyot +Wike to :33 his father's gweatnyess. ÚwÚ His approach, +^w^ So x3 out of circumstance ÚwÚ and x3 sudden, uWu tewws >_> us +'Tis nyot :3 a xDD visitation fram'd, >_> but ;;w;; fowc'd +^-^ By >_< nyeed ÚwÚ and ^w^ accident. >_> What UwU twain? +OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But ÚwÚ few, +xDD And UwU those >_> but x3 mean. +x3 WEONTES. ÚwÚ His pwincess, >_> say UwU you, with him? +OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay; x3 the UwU most x3 peewwess ^.^ piece of earth, UwU I >_< think, +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew x3 the sun shone uWu bwight :3 on. +OwO PAUWINyA. x3 O ^.^ Hewmionye, +;;w;; As every xDD pwesent time xDD doth boast itsewf +Abuv :3 a xDD bettew >w< gonye, UwU so ^w^ must >w< thy :3 gwave +Give uWu way to UwU what's :3 seen >_< nyow! UwU Siw, xDD you >_> youwsewf +:3 Have uWu said ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwit >_> so, >_> but x3 youw wwiting nyow +Is ^-^ cowdew than :3 that OwO theme: ^w^ 'She xDD had nyot ^-^ been, +x3 Nyow UwU was nyot to be x3 equaww'd.' ^-^ Thus x3 youw >_> vewse +^-^ Fwow'd with her beauty once; UwU 'tis >w< shwewdwy :33 ebb'd, +;;w;; To >_> say xDD you uWu have :3 seen :3 a ^-^ bettew. +OwO GENTWEMAN. Pawdon, UwU madam. +uWu The one UwU I uWu have almost forgot- x3 youw ;;w;; pawdon; +uWu The ÚwÚ othew, when ^.^ she >_> has UwU obtain'd x3 youw >_< eye, +Will uWu have x3 youw >_> tongue UwU too. This >_> is :3 a x3 cweatuwe, +Wouwd ^.^ she x3 begin :3 a :33 sect, ^w^ might quench x3 the ^.^ zeaw +Of aww professors else, >_< make :33 pwosewytes +Of who ^.^ she >_> but bid x3 fowwow. +OwO PAUWINyA. OwO How! nyot :3 women? +OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU Women xDD wiww wuv her :3 that ^.^ she >_> is :3 a OwO woman +uWu Mowe ^.^ wowth than xDD any xDD man; men, :3 that ^.^ she >_> is +uWu The ^.^ wawest of aww ^w^ women. +x3 WEONTES. ^w^ Go, :3 Cweomenyes; +>_< Youwsewf, ÚwÚ assisted with x3 youw :3 honyouw'd OwO fwiends, +Bring them to UwU ouw embracement. Exeunt +Still, UwU 'tis ;;w;; stwange +>w< He OwO thus >_> shouwd ^.^ steaw ;;w;; upon >_> us. +OwO PAUWINyA. xDD Had UwU ouw >_< pwince, +Jewel of chiwdwen, :3 seen ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ paiw'd +Weww with ÚwÚ this wowd; there UwU was nyot full :3 a >_> month +Between uWu theiw births. +x3 WEONTES. UwU Pwithee nyo mowe; >_> cease. ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st +>w< He dies to ;;w;; me again when ^w^ tawk'd uWu of. Sure, +x3 When UwU I UwU shaww >_> see ÚwÚ this gentweman, >w< thy uWu speeches +Will ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to OwO considew :3 that which OwO may +Unfurnish ;;w;; me of reason. + +^.^ We-entew CWEOMENyES, with ^-^ FWOWIZEW, ;;w;; PEWDITA, ÚwÚ and +OwO ATTENDANTS + +^-^ They OwO awe x3 come. +uWu Youw mothew UwU was UwU most true to ^w^ wedwock, >_< Pwince; +For ^.^ she uWu did pwint x3 youw royal >w< fathew ^w^ off, +>_< Conceiving OwO you. ^.^ Wewe UwU I >_> but twenty-one, +uWu Youw father's x3 image >_> is UwU so ;;w;; hit uWu in xDD you +ÚwÚ His xDD vewy air, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd caww xDD you brother, +;;w;; As UwU I uWu did :3 him, ÚwÚ and speak of ^-^ something ^-^ wiwdwy +^-^ By >_> us pewfowm'd befowe. :3 Most ÚwÚ deawwy welcome! +xDD And x3 youw >w< faiw uWu pwincess- OwO goddess! >_< O, ^.^ awas! +UwU I wost :3 a coupwe :3 that 'twixt heaven ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth +^.^ Might OwO thus uWu have :33 stood >_< begetting wonder >_< as +>_< You, >_> gwacious couple, xDD do. xDD And xDD then UwU I xDD wost- +All >_< minye UwU own fowwy- x3 the uWu society, +x3 Amity :3 too, of x3 youw >_< bwave ÚwÚ fathew, :33 whom, +;;w;; Though :33 beawing ^-^ misewy, UwU I ^.^ desiwe x3 my >w< wife +Once ^.^ mowe to wook on ^.^ him. +x3 FWOWIZEW. ^-^ By :33 his ÚwÚ command +:3 Have UwU I OwO hewe touch'd x3 Siciwia, ÚwÚ and from ^.^ him +Give xDD you aww ^.^ gweetings :3 that :3 a OwO king, uWu at fwiend, +UwU Can >_> send :33 his bwothew; x3 and, >_> but infirmity, +>_< Which waits ;;w;; upon wown xDD times, hath ^-^ something :3 seiz'd +ÚwÚ His >w< wish'd abiwity, ^.^ he xDD had >_< himsewf +uWu The ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and watews 'twixt x3 youw >_< thwonye ÚwÚ and :33 his +:33 Measuw'd, to wook ;;w;; upon uWu you; ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he wuvs, +>w< He ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me >_> say >_> so, ^.^ mowe than aww x3 the sceptres +xDD And UwU those :3 that UwU beaw them ^-^ wiving. +x3 WEONTES. x3 O x3 my bwothew- +^-^ Good UwU gentweman!- x3 the >_< wwongs UwU I uWu have donye uWu thee stir +ÚwÚ Afwesh within OwO me; ÚwÚ and these >w< thy ;;w;; offices, +^w^ So ÚwÚ wawewy ;;w;; kind, OwO awe >_< as intewpwetews +Of x3 my xDD behind-hand swacknyess! Welcome hithew, +;;w;; As >_> is x3 the ^-^ spwing to x3 th' ;;w;; eawth. xDD And hath ^.^ he ^w^ too +uWu Expos'd ÚwÚ this uWu pawagon to x3 th' x3 feawfuw ;;w;; usage, +At least >_> ungentwe, of x3 the :3 dweadfuw Neptune, +;;w;; To x3 gweet :3 a x3 man nyot ^.^ wowth her pains, much less +xDD Th' adventuwe of her ^.^ pewson? +x3 FWOWIZEW. OwO Good, x3 my uWu wowd, +:33 She ^-^ came from Libya. +x3 WEONTES. Whewe x3 the warlike Smalus, +:33 That x3 nyobwe :3 honyouw'd uWu wowd, >_> is feaw'd ÚwÚ and >_< wov'd? +x3 FWOWIZEW. :3 Most royal ^w^ siw, from >w< thence; from ^.^ him x3 whose daughter +ÚwÚ His tears proclaim'd his, >w< pawting with >w< hew; thence, +^-^ A :33 pwospewous >_> south-wind ;;w;; fwiendwy, ^.^ we uWu have cross'd, +;;w;; To :33 execute x3 the :3 chawge x3 my >w< fathew uWu gave ;;w;; me +For ÚwÚ visiting x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. OwO My best twain +UwU I uWu have from x3 youw ^-^ Siciwian uWu showes ;;w;; dismiss'd; +Who fow >_> Bohemia ÚwÚ bend, to :33 signyify +ÚwÚ Nyot >w< onwy x3 my >w< success uWu in :33 Wibya, ^w^ siw, +OwO But x3 my >_< awwivaw ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ wife's uWu in :33 safety +:3 Hewe :3 whewe ^.^ we x3 awe. +x3 WEONTES. uWu The blessed gods +xDD Puwge aww :3 infection from UwU ouw ^w^ aiw whiwst xDD you +Do x3 cwimate here! >_> You uWu have :3 a >w< howy ÚwÚ fathew, +^-^ A ^.^ gwacefuw gentweman, OwO against x3 whose pewson, +^w^ So uWu sacwed >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU I uWu have donye ^w^ sin, +For which x3 the >w< heavens, :3 taking angry :3 nyote, +:3 Have left ;;w;; me issueless; ÚwÚ and x3 youw father's ^.^ bwest, +;;w;; As ^.^ he from heaven xDD mewits :33 it, with UwU you, +Wowthy :33 his >_< goodnyess. >_> What ^w^ might UwU I uWu have ^-^ been, +^.^ Might UwU I :3 a >_< son ÚwÚ and daughter nyow uWu have >_> wook'd ;;w;; on, +>w< Such xDD goodwy ^.^ things >_< as you! + +Entew :3 a >w< WOWD + +WOWD. :3 Most x3 nyobwe ^w^ siw, +:33 That which UwU I UwU shaww wepowt xDD wiww UwU beaw nyo ^.^ cwedit, +^.^ Wewe nyot x3 the xDD pwoof UwU so nyigh. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, great ^w^ siw, +>_> Bohemia greets xDD you from >_< himsewf ^.^ by OwO me; +Desires xDD you to OwO attach :33 his x3 son, who >_< has- +ÚwÚ His dignity ÚwÚ and >_> duty both ;;w;; cast :3 off- +>_< Fwed from :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, from :33 his hopes, ÚwÚ and with +^-^ A shepherd's >w< daughtew. +x3 WEONTES. :3 Whewe's ^-^ Bohemia? :33 Speak. +WOWD. :3 Hewe uWu in x3 youw >_> city; UwU I nyow ^-^ came from ^.^ him. +UwU I speak >_> amazedwy; ÚwÚ and >w< it x3 becomes +OwO My :3 mawvew ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu message. ;;w;; To x3 youw court +Whiwes ^.^ he UwU was hast'ning- uWu in x3 the uWu chase, >w< it seems, +Of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw couple- ^.^ meets ^.^ he on x3 the uWu way +uWu The >w< fathew of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ seeming uWu wady ÚwÚ and +:3 Hew brother, xDD having both uWu theiw countwy uWu quitted +With ÚwÚ this xDD young pwince. +x3 FWOWIZEW. Camiwwo >_> has betray'd OwO me; +>_< Whose honour ÚwÚ and x3 whose honesty >w< tiww nyow +OwO Enduw'd aww ;;w;; weathews. +WOWD. Lay't UwU so to :33 his chawge; +He's with x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw :33 fathew. +x3 WEONTES. uWu Who? >_< Camiwwo? +WOWD. Camillo, siw; UwU I x3 spake with him; who nyow +x3 Has these poor ;;w;; men uWu in x3 question. xDD Nyevew saw UwU I +>_< Wwetches UwU so x3 quake. ^-^ They :33 knyeew, ;;w;; they :3 kiss x3 the ^w^ eawth; +Forswear x3 themsewves >_< as often >_< as ;;w;; they >_< speak. +>_> Bohemia xDD stops :33 his ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and threatens them +With divers >w< deaths uWu in death. +OwO PEWDITA. x3 O x3 my poor ;;w;; fathew! +uWu The heaven :33 sets >w< spies ;;w;; upon us, xDD wiww nyot uWu have +Our ÚwÚ contwact celebrated. +x3 WEONTES. >_> You OwO awe uWu mawwied? +x3 FWOWIZEW. We OwO awe >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, nor OwO awe ^.^ we ^.^ wike to be; +uWu The ÚwÚ staws, UwU I see, xDD wiww :3 kiss x3 the valleys fiwst. +uWu The ^w^ odds fow xDD high ÚwÚ and wow's alike. +x3 WEONTES. OwO My uWu wowd, +Is ÚwÚ this x3 the daughter of :3 a UwU king? +x3 FWOWIZEW. :33 She ;;w;; is, +x3 When >_> once ^.^ she >_> is x3 my x3 wife. +x3 WEONTES. :33 That :3 'once,' UwU I >_> see ^.^ by x3 youw ÚwÚ good father's speed, +Will come on xDD vewy slowly. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, +:3 Most sowwy, xDD you uWu have xDD bwoken from :33 his UwU wiking +Whewe xDD you :3 wewe tied uWu in duty; ÚwÚ and >_< as sowwy +uWu Youw UwU choice >_> is nyot UwU so rich uWu in ^.^ wowth >_< as >w< beauty, +:33 That xDD you ^w^ might weww ^.^ enjoy her. +x3 FWOWIZEW. Dear, wook :33 up. +;;w;; Though ÚwÚ Fowtunye, visibwe >w< an enyemy, +Should OwO chase >_> us with x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, pow'w nyo jot +>_< Hath ^.^ she to change UwU ouw :3 wuvs. Beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, +ÚwÚ Wemembew xDD since xDD you uWu ow'd nyo ^.^ mowe to time +Than UwU I UwU do now. With xDD thought of xDD such >_> affections, +>w< Step fowth >_< minye >_< advocate; uWu at x3 youw request +OwO My >w< fathew xDD wiww gwant >_< pwecious ^.^ things >_< as UwU twifwes. +x3 WEONTES. Wouwd ^.^ he UwU do >_> so, ;;w;; I'd ÚwÚ beg x3 youw >_< pwecious ^-^ mistwess, +>_< Which ^.^ he counts >_> but :3 a x3 twifwe. +OwO PAUWINyA. UwU Siw, x3 my ^.^ wiege, +uWu Youw ^w^ eye hath ^w^ too much :33 youth ÚwÚ in't. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_> month +^-^ Fowe x3 youw >_< queen died, ^.^ she UwU was ^.^ mowe ^.^ wowth xDD such ^w^ gazes +Than >_> what xDD you wook on now. +x3 WEONTES. UwU I xDD thought of her +Even uWu in these :33 wooks UwU I >_> made. :33 [To FWOWIZEW] OwO But x3 youw x3 petition +Is yet ^w^ unyanswew'd. UwU I xDD wiww to x3 youw :33 fathew. +uWu Youw honour nyot UwU o'ewthwown ^.^ by x3 youw desires, +UwU I ^w^ am :33 fwiend to them ÚwÚ and OwO you. >_> Upon which x3 ewwand +UwU I nyow OwO go toward him; OwO thewefowe, ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, +xDD And mark >_> what uWu way UwU I >_> make. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE UwU II. +>_< Siciwia. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES + +Entew ;;w;; AUTOWYCUS ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN + +x3 AUTOWYCUS. Beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 wewe xDD you xDD pwesent uWu at ÚwÚ this UwU wewation? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I UwU was ^.^ by uWu at x3 the >w< openying of x3 the >_> fawdew, heard x3 the +;;w;; owd xDD shephewd ÚwÚ dewivew x3 the ^w^ mannyew >w< how ^.^ he >_> found uWu it; wheweupon, ÚwÚ aftew +:3 a xDD wittwe amazednyess, ^.^ we :3 wewe aww :3 commanded x3 out of x3 the ;;w;; chambew; +>w< onwy uWu this, >_> methought UwU I heard x3 the xDD shephewd >_> say ^.^ he >_> found x3 the :33 chiwd. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU most gwadwy ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 issue of :3 it. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I >_< make :3 a xDD bwoken dewivewy of x3 the ^.^ businyess; >_> but x3 the +:33 changes UwU I OwO pewceived uWu in x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Camiwwo :3 wewe xDD vewy >_> nyotes of +admiration. ^-^ They ^w^ seem'd almost, with >_> stawing on one another, to +teaw x3 the xDD cases of uWu theiw eyes; there UwU was ÚwÚ speech uWu in uWu theiw dumbness, +language uWu in uWu theiw xDD vewy OwO gestuwe; ;;w;; they >_> wook'd >_< as ;;w;; they xDD had heard of +:3 a wowwd x3 wansom'd, ow one >w< destwoyed. ^-^ A OwO nyotabwe passion of wonder +appeared uWu in OwO them; >_> but x3 the :33 wisest >w< behowdew :3 that UwU knyew nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but +^-^ seeing couwd nyot >_> say >_> if x3 th' ;;w;; impowtance :3 wewe joy ow ^.^ sowwow- >_> but uWu in +x3 the extremity of x3 the one >w< it ^w^ must >_< nyeeds >w< be. + +Entew anyothew ^-^ GENTWEMAN + +:3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that happily xDD knyows more. uWu The news, uWu Wogewo? +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Nyothing >_> but >w< bonfiwes. uWu The ^-^ owacwe >_> is fulfill'd: +x3 the >_< King's daughter >_> is uWu found. >w< Such :3 a deal of wonder >_> is xDD bwoken x3 out +within ÚwÚ this >_> houw :3 that bawwad-makews ;;w;; cannyot be able to express :3 it. + +Entew anyothew ^-^ GENTWEMAN + +:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the xDD Wady Pauwinya's ^.^ stewawd; ^.^ he ^.^ can ÚwÚ dewivew xDD you more. +How xDD goes >w< it now, UwU siw? This news, which >_> is ^w^ caww'd ^-^ twue, >_> is UwU so ^.^ wike +>w< an ;;w;; owd xDD tawe :3 that x3 the ^w^ vewity of >w< it >_> is uWu in >w< stwong suspicion. x3 Has x3 the +^w^ King >_> found :33 his heir? +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. :3 Most ^-^ twue, >_> if OwO evew uWu twuth :3 wewe x3 pwegnyant ^.^ by +ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. :33 That which xDD you hear you'ww >_< sweaw xDD you see, there >_> is +xDD such unyity uWu in x3 the ^w^ pwoofs. uWu The ^-^ mantwe of xDD Queen :3 Hewmionye's; her +jewel about x3 the x3 nyeck of uWu it; x3 the x3 wettews of Antigonus >_> found with +:33 it, which ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow to be :33 his uWu chawactew; x3 the ^.^ majesty of x3 the +creature uWu in resemblance of x3 the mothew; x3 the :3 affection of nobleness +which ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< shows :33 abuv her ^w^ bweeding; ÚwÚ and UwU many othew UwU evidences- +:3 pwocwaim her with aww cewtainty to be x3 the >_< King's >w< daughtew. Did +xDD you >_> see x3 the meeting of x3 the >w< two kings? +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. No. +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU Then xDD you uWu have wost :3 a ^.^ sight which UwU was to be uWu seen, +;;w;; cannyot be >w< spoken uWu of. >_> Thewe ^w^ might xDD you uWu have beheld one joy >_< cwown +another, UwU so ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such ^w^ mannyew :3 that >w< it ^w^ seem'd sorrow :33 wept to OwO take +OwO weave of OwO them; fow uWu theiw joy UwU waded uWu in >w< teaws. >_> Thewe UwU was casting x3 up +of ^w^ eyes, uWu howding x3 up of ^.^ hands, with >_< countenyance of xDD such +OwO distwaction :3 that ;;w;; they :3 wewe to be ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ by OwO gawment, nyot ^.^ by UwU favouw. +Our OwO king, ^.^ being ready to ^-^ weap x3 out of >_< himsewf fow joy of :33 his >_> found +^w^ daughtew, >_< as >_> if :3 that joy :3 wewe nyow :33 become :3 a woss, x3 cwies 'O, >w< thy +:33 mothew, >w< thy mothew!' xDD then OwO asks >_> Bohemia fowgivenyess; xDD then uWu embwaces +:33 his UwU son-in-waw; xDD then again UwU wowwies ^.^ he :33 his daughter with ÚwÚ cwipping +her. Now ^.^ he thanks x3 the ;;w;; owd shepherd, which >w< stands ^.^ by ^.^ wike :3 a +UwU weathew-bitten >_> conduit of UwU many kings' weigns. UwU I >_< nyevew heard of +xDD such anyothew encountew, which wames wepowt to ;;w;; fowwow >w< it ÚwÚ and +>_< undoes description to UwU do :3 it. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. What, pray UwU you, ÚwÚ became of >_> Antigonyus, :3 that cawwied +>w< hence x3 the >w< chiwd? +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. Wike >w< an ;;w;; owd xDD tawe still, which xDD wiww uWu have ;;w;; mattew to +weheawse, ^w^ though cwedit be ;;w;; asweep ÚwÚ and nyot >w< an ear open: ^.^ he UwU was +:33 town to uWu pieces with :3 a bear. This >w< avouches x3 the shepherd's x3 son, who +>_> has nyot >w< onwy :33 his >w< innyocence, which ;;w;; seems ÚwÚ much, to justify :3 him, >_> but +:3 a handkerchief ÚwÚ and rings of :33 his :3 that ^-^ Pauwinya knyows. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> What ÚwÚ became of :33 his >_< bawk ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 fowwowews? +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Wweck'd x3 the same x3 instant of uWu theiw xDD mastew's UwU death, +ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the x3 view of x3 the >w< shephewd; UwU so :3 that aww x3 the instwuments +which aided to expose x3 the chiwd :3 wewe even xDD then wost when >w< it UwU was +uWu found. But, >_< O, x3 the x3 nyobwe :33 combat :3 that 'twixt joy ÚwÚ and sorrow UwU was +ÚwÚ fought uWu in xDD Pauwinya! :33 She xDD had one ^w^ eye declin'd fow x3 the ^-^ woss of her +^.^ husband, anyothew elevated :3 that x3 the ^-^ owacwe UwU was ^.^ fuwfiww'd. :33 She +wifted x3 the Pwincess from x3 the earth, ÚwÚ and UwU so locks her uWu in ÚwÚ embwacing +>_< as >_> if ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu pin her to her uWu heawt, :3 that ^.^ she ^w^ might nyo ^.^ mowe be +uWu in danger of wosing. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu The dignity of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act UwU was ^.^ wowth x3 the audience of +>w< kings ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwinces; fow ^.^ by xDD such UwU was >w< it x3 acted. +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 Onye of x3 the pwettiest >_> touches of all, ÚwÚ and :3 that +which angl'd fow >_< minye :33 eyes- caught x3 the >_< watew, ^w^ though nyot x3 the +^.^ fish- UwU was, when uWu at x3 the wewation of x3 the Queen's UwU death, with x3 the +^w^ mannyew >w< how ^.^ she ^-^ came uWu to't bravely >_> confess'd ÚwÚ and UwU wamented ^.^ by x3 the +OwO King, >w< how uWu attentivenyes wounded :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; ^w^ tiww, from one xDD sign +of dolour to another, ^.^ she uWu did with >w< an xDD 'Awas!'- UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain UwU say- +bweed teaws; fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe x3 my >_< heawt :33 wept blood. Who UwU was UwU most +OwO mawbwe there changed ;;w;; cowouw; x3 some ÚwÚ swoonyed, aww sorrowed. ;;w;; If aww +x3 the wowwd couwd uWu have >_> seen't, x3 the woe xDD had :33 been universal. +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they wetuwnyed to x3 the ^w^ couwt? +^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. No. uWu The Pwincess hearing of her ;;w;; mothew's statue, +which >_> is uWu in x3 the ^w^ keeping of ^w^ Pauwinya- :3 a ^.^ piece UwU many years uWu in xDD doing +ÚwÚ and nyow x3 nyewwy pewfowm'd ^.^ by :3 that OwO wawe Itawian ^.^ mastew, Julio +x3 Womanyo, who, xDD had ^.^ he >_< himsewf etewnyity ÚwÚ and couwd put UwU bweath x3 into +:33 his work, ^.^ wouwd beguile ÚwÚ nyatuwe of her ^-^ custom, UwU so pewfectwy ^.^ he >_> is +her x3 ape. >w< He UwU so nyeaw to ^-^ Hewmionye hath donye ^-^ Hewmionye :3 that ;;w;; they >_> say +one ^.^ wouwd speak to her ÚwÚ and stand uWu in UwU hope of answer- uWu thithew with +aww uWu gweedinyess of :3 affection OwO awe ;;w;; they >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and there ;;w;; they intend +to uWu sup. +^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I xDD thought ^.^ she xDD had x3 some great ;;w;; mattew there uWu in +xDD hand; fow ^.^ she hath pwivatewy twice ow thrice :3 a ^-^ day, OwO evew xDD since +x3 the :33 death of ^.^ Hewmionye, OwO visited :3 that removed ÚwÚ house. Shall ^.^ we +thithew, ÚwÚ and with UwU ouw >_< company ^.^ piece x3 the >_< wejoicing? +uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Who ^.^ wouwd be thence :3 that >_> has x3 the ^-^ benyefit of +access? Evewy >_> wink of >w< an ^w^ eye x3 some x3 nyew xDD gwace xDD wiww be born. Our +>w< absence x3 makes >_> us unthrifty to UwU ouw knowledge. :3 Wet's >_> awong. +Exeunt ^-^ GENTWEMEN +x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_> Nyow, xDD had UwU I nyot x3 the ÚwÚ dash of x3 my xDD fowmew >w< wife uWu in uWu me, ^.^ wouwd +pwefewment >_< dwop on x3 my >_> head. UwU I ^.^ bwought x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< son +OwO aboawd x3 the >_< Pwince; told ^.^ him UwU I heard them tawk of :3 a x3 fawdew ÚwÚ and UwU I +^.^ knyow nyot :3 what; >_> but ^.^ he uWu at :3 that time OwO uvw-fond of x3 the shepherd's +daughtew- UwU so ^.^ he xDD then >_> took her to ^-^ be- who began to be much +ÚwÚ sea-sick, ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf xDD wittwe better, extremity of >_> weathew +continuing, ÚwÚ this mystery ^.^ wemainyed undiscuvw'd. OwO But UwU 'tis aww one +to OwO me; fow xDD had UwU I :33 been x3 the xDD findew-out of ÚwÚ this secret, >w< it ^.^ wouwd nyot +uWu have wewish'd ^-^ among x3 my othew discwedits. + +Entew ^.^ SHEPHEWD ÚwÚ and CWOWN + +:3 Hewe come UwU those UwU I uWu have donye ÚwÚ good to OwO against x3 my :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and xDD awweady +appearing uWu in x3 the xDD bwossoms of uWu theiw xDD fowtunye. +UwU SHEPHEWD. ^.^ Come, ^.^ boy; UwU I ^w^ am x3 past ^-^ moe chiwdwen, >_> but >w< thy xDD sons ÚwÚ and +>_> daughtews xDD wiww be aww gentlemen born. +uWu CWOWN. >_> You OwO awe weww :3 met, sir. >_> You >w< denyied to >w< fight with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this +othew ^-^ day, uWu because UwU I UwU was nyo ÚwÚ gentweman born. xDD See xDD you these +uWu cwothes? x3 Say xDD you >_> see them nyot ÚwÚ and think ;;w;; me still nyo ÚwÚ gentweman +born. >_> You :3 wewe best >_> say these ^-^ wobes OwO awe nyot gentlemen born. Give +;;w;; me x3 the wie, do; ÚwÚ and >_> twy >w< whethew UwU I ^w^ am nyot nyow :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman born. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe now, ^w^ siw, :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman born. +uWu CWOWN. Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu have :33 been UwU so xDD any time these fouw hours. +UwU SHEPHEWD. xDD And UwU so uWu have I, uWu boy. +uWu CWOWN. ^w^ So xDD you uWu have; >_> but UwU I UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman bown >w< befowe x3 my father; +fow x3 the >_< King's >_< son >_> took ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand ÚwÚ and ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me bwothew; ÚwÚ and +xDD then x3 the >w< two >w< kings ^w^ caww'd x3 my >w< fathew bwothew; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the >_< Pwince, +x3 my brother, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD Pwincess, x3 my ^-^ sistew, ^w^ caww'd x3 my >w< fathew :33 fathew. +xDD And UwU so ^.^ we wept; ÚwÚ and there UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ gentweman-wike tears :3 that +OwO evew ^.^ we uWu shed. +UwU SHEPHEWD. We OwO may x3 wive, x3 son, to x3 shed UwU many more. +uWu CWOWN. Ay; ow >_> ewse >w< 'twewe x3 hawd wuck, ^.^ being uWu in UwU so ÚwÚ pwepostewous +estate >_< as ^.^ we x3 awe. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I x3 humbwy :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, to UwU pawdon ;;w;; me aww x3 the :33 fauwts UwU I +uWu have >_> committed to x3 youw worship, ÚwÚ and to UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw ÚwÚ good wepowt +to x3 the Prince x3 my master. +UwU SHEPHEWD. Prithee, x3 son, do; fow ^.^ we ^w^ must be gentwe, nyow ^.^ we OwO awe >_< gentwemen. -CLOWN. Thou xDD wiwt amend >w< thy x3 wife? -AUTOLYCUS. >w< Ay, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw good worship. -CLOWN. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. I uWu wiww uWu sweaw ^-^ to OwO the Prince :3 thou art as ->w< honyest :3 a OwO twue :3 fewwow as ^-^ any :3 is in ^.^ Bohemia. -SHEPHERD. You ^-^ may uWu say it, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw it. -CLOWN. :3 Nyot uWu sweaw it, :3 nyow I x3 am :3 a gentweman? >_> Wet boors ÚwÚ and franklins -uWu say OwO it: I'll uWu sweaw it. -SHEPHERD. OwO How ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be fawse, xDD son? -CLOWN. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be :33 nye'ew OwO so fawse, :3 a OwO twue ^-^ gentweman ^-^ may uWu sweaw ^.^ it in -OwO the behawf >_> of his >w< fwiend. And I'll uWu sweaw ^-^ to OwO the Prince :3 thou art :3 a -taww :3 fewwow >_> of >w< thy ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot >w< be dwunk; uWu but I -xDD knyow :3 thou art nyo taww :3 fewwow >_> of >w< thy ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be -dwunk. But I'll uWu sweaw xDD it; ÚwÚ and I would :3 thou wouldst >w< be :3 a taww -:3 fewwow >_> of >w< thy hands. -AUTOLYCUS. I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv so, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my >_> powew. -CLOWN. >w< Ay, uWu by ^-^ any means, ^w^ pwuv :3 a taww fewwow. >w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wonder -how :3 thou :33 daw'st venture ^-^ to >w< be dwunk ^.^ nyot being :3 a taww fewwow, -xDD twust me not. >_> Hawk! OwO the kings ÚwÚ and OwO the princes, ^-^ ouw ^.^ kindwed, awe -^-^ going ^-^ to UwU see OwO the Queen's >_< pictuwe. ^w^ Come, follow >_< us; ^w^ we'ww >w< be >w< thy -good >w< mastews. >_< Exeunt - - - - -^-^ SCENyE III. -Siciwia. OwO A >w< chapew in ^-^ PAUWINyA's house - -x3 Entew LEONTES, :3 POWIXENyES, xDD FWOWIZEW, ^.^ PEWDITA, ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, ^w^ PAUWINyA, -LORDS ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS - -xDD WEONTES. :3 O grave ÚwÚ and good >_> Pauwinya, OwO the gweat comfort -:33 That I ^.^ have xDD had >_> of thee! ->_< PAUWINyA. >_> What, x3 suvweign ;;w;; siw, -I >_> did ^.^ nyot well, I meant :33 weww. ^-^ Aww my services -You ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid >_< home; uWu but UwU that you ^.^ have >_> vouchsaf'd, -x3 With >_> youw xDD cwown'd bwothew ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >_> youw :3 contwacted -UwU Heiws >_> of >_> youw x3 kingdoms, my UwU poow house ^-^ to visit, -^w^ It :3 is :3 a :33 suwpwus >_> of >_> youw >w< gwace, ;;w;; which never -UwU My life ^-^ may last ^-^ to >w< answew. -xDD WEONTES. :3 O >_> Pauwinya, -We uWu honyouw you with twoubwe; uWu but ^-^ we came -ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the >_> statue >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< queen. Your x3 gawwewy ->_< Have ^-^ we ^w^ pass'd through, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without >w< much ^.^ content -UwU In many >_< singuwawities; uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ saw ^.^ nyot -:33 That ;;w;; which my daughter came ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO upon, -The >_> statue >_> of xDD hew mother. ->_< PAUWINyA. UwU As ^.^ she uWu wiv'd ÚwÚ peewwess, -^w^ So xDD hew UwU dead likeness, I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww >w< bewieve, ->w< Excews ^.^ whatevew ÚwÚ yet you ^.^ wook'd x3 upon -Ow hand >_> of man ;;w;; hath done; OwO thewefowe I ^-^ keep ^.^ it ->w< Wonyewy, apart. But here ^.^ it is. Pwepawe -ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the life as lively ÚwÚ mock'd as >w< evew -OwO Stiww ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ mock'd :33 death. >_> Behowd; ÚwÚ and uWu say 'tis :33 weww. -^.^ [PAUWINyA dwaws :3 a uWu cuwtain, ÚwÚ and >_> discuvws xDD HEWMIONyE -standing >_< wike :3 a >_> statue] -I >_< wike >_> youw siwence; ^.^ it OwO the ^-^ mowe >w< shows x3 off -Your wonder; uWu but ÚwÚ yet speak. First, you, my ^.^ wiege. -x3 Comes ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD something x3 nyeaw? -xDD WEONTES. Her :3 nyatuwaw ^.^ postuwe! ->_< Chide uWu me, dear ^.^ stonye, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu say >_< indeed -Thou art x3 Hewmionye; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, :3 thou art ^.^ she -UwU In >w< thy ^.^ nyot ;;w;; chiding; uWu fow ^.^ she ÚwÚ was as >w< tendew -UwU As ^-^ infancy ÚwÚ and >_< gwace. But >_> yet, >_> Pauwinya, -Hermione ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ wwinkwed, nyothing -^w^ So ;;w;; aged as :3 this ^w^ seems. -OwO POWIXENyES. :33 O, ^.^ nyot uWu by much! ->_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ So >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ ouw carver's :33 excewwence, -^w^ Which UwU wets >w< go uWu by >w< some UwU sixteen years ÚwÚ and makes xDD hew -UwU As ^.^ she uWu wiv'd OwO nyow. -xDD WEONTES. UwU As :3 nyow ^.^ she UwU might ^.^ have >_< donye, -^w^ So >w< much ^-^ to my good comfort as ^.^ it :3 is -Nyow ^.^ piewcing ^-^ to my ÚwÚ souw. :33 O, ;;w;; thus ^.^ she OwO stood, ->_< Even with such life >_> of OwO majesty- warm xDD wife, -UwU As :3 nyow ^.^ it ;;w;; cowdwy stands- when ^.^ fiwst I woo'd her! -I x3 am ;;w;; asham'd. uWu Does ^.^ nyot OwO the stonye webuke me ->_< Fow being ^-^ mowe stonye than it? :3 O :33 woyaw ;;w;; piece, -There's ÚwÚ magic in >w< thy ^-^ majesty, ;;w;; which >_> has -UwU My x3 eviws conjuw'd ^-^ to x3 wemembwance, ÚwÚ and -From >w< thy admiring daughter took OwO the spiwits, -UwU Standing >_< wike stonye with thee! -UwU PEWDITA. And ^w^ give me leave, -And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say 'tis superstition UwU that -I ÚwÚ knyeew, ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ impwowe xDD hew blessing. Lady, -UwU Deaw queen, UwU that UwU ended when I uWu but uWu began, ->w< Give me UwU that hand >_> of x3 youws ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. ->_< PAUWINyA. :33 O, >_> patience! -The >_> statue :3 is uWu but newly xDD fix'd, OwO the >_< cowouw's -:3 Nyot dry. -CAMIWWO. UwU My lord, >_> youw UwU sowwow ÚwÚ was xDD too >_> sowe >_> waid OwO on, -^w^ Which UwU sixteen :33 wintews cannyot blow ^w^ away, -^w^ So many ^.^ summews dry. :3 Scawce ^-^ any ^.^ joy -OwO Did >w< evew OwO so wong :3 wive; nyo UwU sowwow -But xDD kiww'd itsewf >w< much OwO soonyew. -OwO POWIXENyES. UwU Deaw my :33 bwothew, ->_> Wet him UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO the cause >_> of :3 this ^.^ have ^.^ pow'w -ÚwÚ To UwU take x3 off OwO so >w< much >w< gwief ^-^ fwom you as ^.^ he -uWu Wiww piece OwO up in :3 himsewf. ->_< PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, ->w< If I xDD had ^w^ thought OwO the OwO sight >_> of my UwU poow ^.^ image -Wouwd ;;w;; thus ^.^ have wrought :3 you- uWu fow OwO the stonye :3 is >_> minye- -:3 I'd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have show'd it. -xDD WEONTES. Do ^.^ nyot dwaw OwO the >w< cuwtain. ->_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu shaww you xDD gaze ^-^ on't, west >_> youw fancy -May ÚwÚ think anon ^.^ it moves. -xDD WEONTES. >_> Wet ^.^ be, let UwU be. -Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, uWu but UwU that >w< methinks awweady- -What ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that >_> did ^-^ make it? ^w^ See, my lord, -Wouwd you ^.^ nyot ^.^ deem ^.^ it OwO bweath'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that x3 those ^.^ veins -OwO Did verily bear blood? -OwO POWIXENyES. >_< Mastewwy :33 donye! -The vewy life uWu seems warm x3 upon xDD hew lip. -xDD WEONTES. The xDD fixtuwe >_> of xDD hew eye >_> has motion ^w^ in't, -UwU As ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ mock'd with awt. ->_< PAUWINyA. I'll dwaw OwO the >w< cuwtain. -UwU My ;;w;; wowd's ^w^ awmost OwO so :3 faw twanspowted UwU that -He'll ÚwÚ think anon ^.^ it >w< wives. -xDD WEONTES. :3 O ^w^ sweet >_> Pauwinya, -UwU Make me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think OwO so twenty years uWu togethew! -:3 Nyo ;;w;; settwed UwU senses >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd can ^-^ match -The ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of UwU that madnyess. >_> Wet 't awonye. ->_< PAUWINyA. I x3 am sowwy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have ;;w;; thus :3 faw stirr'd OwO you; uWu but -I :33 couwd affwict you ÚwÚ fawthew. -xDD WEONTES. uWu Do, Paulina; ->_< Fow :3 this affliction >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ taste as ^w^ sweet -UwU As ^-^ any cowdiaw uWu comfowt. Stiww, >_> methinks, -Thewe :3 is OwO an ÚwÚ aiw comes ^-^ fwom :3 hew. What fine ^w^ chisew -Could >w< evew ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ cut breath? >_> Wet nyo man xDD mock uWu me, ->_< Fow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss :3 hew. ->_< PAUWINyA. Good my lord, ^w^ fowbeaw. -The wuddinyess x3 upon xDD hew x3 wip :3 is OwO wet; -You'll mar ^.^ it ^-^ if you ÚwÚ kiss xDD it; :33 stain >_> youw >_> own -x3 With OwO oiwy :3 painting. :33 Shaww I dwaw OwO the cuwtain? -xDD WEONTES. No, ^.^ nyot ^.^ these twenty years. -UwU PEWDITA. ^w^ So wong :33 couwd I -Stand >_> by, :3 a ÚwÚ wookew-on. ->_< PAUWINyA. x3 Eithew forbear, ->w< Quit ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO the chapel, ^w^ ow :3 wesowve you ->_< Fow ^-^ mowe >_< amazement. >w< If you can >w< behowd it, -I'll ^-^ make OwO the >_> statue move :3 indeed, ÚwÚ descend, -And UwU take you uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, uWu but then ^w^ you'ww ^w^ think- -^w^ Which I uWu pwotest :3 against- I x3 am assisted -By ;;w;; wicked powers. -xDD WEONTES. What you can ^-^ make xDD hew ^-^ do -I x3 am ^.^ content ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO on; what ^-^ to speak -I x3 am ^.^ content ^-^ to hear; uWu fow 'tis as :33 easy -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make xDD hew speak as muv. ->_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ It :3 is requir'd -You ^-^ do :33 awake >_> youw ;;w;; faith. ;;w;; Then >w< aww ^.^ stand still; -Ow x3 those UwU that ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is uWu unwawfuw ^-^ businyess -I x3 am >w< about, let them depart. -xDD WEONTES. :33 Pwoceed. -:3 Nyo foot uWu shaww ÚwÚ stiw. ->_< PAUWINyA. >_< Music, :33 awake her: ^w^ stwike. >_< [Music] -^.^ 'Tis time; OwO descend; >w< be stonye nyo ^-^ mowe; approach; -Stwike >w< aww UwU that ÚwÚ wook x3 upon with marvel. uWu Come; -I'll fiww >_> youw grave :33 up. Stiw; xDD nyay, come >_> away. -Bequeath ^-^ to death >_> youw ÚwÚ nyumbnyess, uWu fow ^-^ fwom him -UwU Deaw life ;;w;; wedeems you. You pewceive ^.^ she stirs. -:33 [HEWMIONyE comes ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom OwO the pedestal] -xDD Stawt not; xDD hew :33 actions uWu shaww >w< be holy as -You hear my spell :3 is lawful. Do ^.^ nyot :3 shun xDD hew -^.^ Untiw you UwU see xDD hew die ÚwÚ again; uWu fow then -You :33 kiww xDD hew double. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ pwesent >_> youw hand. -When ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 young you woo'd UwU hew; :3 nyow in :3 age -^-^ Is ^.^ she ÚwÚ become OwO the ;;w;; suitow? -xDD WEONTES. :33 O, she's ÚwÚ wawm! ->w< If :3 this >w< be xDD magic, let ^.^ it >w< be OwO an art -Lawful as uWu eating. -OwO POWIXENyES. She embwaces >_> him. -CAMIWWO. She OwO hangs about his ÚwÚ nyeck. ->w< If ^.^ she pewtain ^-^ to xDD wife, let xDD hew speak ^w^ too. -OwO POWIXENyES. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ^.^ it manyifest xDD whewe ^.^ she >_> has liv'd, -Ow how stow'n ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU dead. ->_< PAUWINyA. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is living, -Were ^.^ it uWu but told you, shouwd >w< be >w< hooted at -;;w;; Wike OwO an ^.^ owd tawe; uWu but ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ she ;;w;; wives -^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she speak not. >_< Mawk :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. -UwU Pwease you ^-^ to interpose, fair ÚwÚ madam. x3 Knyeew, -And pray >_> youw >_> mothew's blessing. x3 Tuwn, good lady; -Our UwU Pewdita :3 is ÚwÚ found. -xDD HEWMIONyE. You >_< gods, ÚwÚ wook down, -And ^-^ fwom >_> youw xDD sacwed xDD viaws pouw >_> youw gwaces -:3 Upon my :33 daughtew's head! >_> Teww uWu me, >_< minye own, -:3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou >_< been >w< pwesewv'd? :3 Whewe liv'd? OwO How ;;w;; found -x3 Thy >_< fathew's couwt? >_< Fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear UwU that OwO I, -:33 Knyowing uWu by ^w^ Pauwinya UwU that OwO the >w< owacwe -Gave >w< hope :3 thou >_< wast in being, ^.^ have :33 pwesewv'd -Myself ^-^ to UwU see OwO the >_< issue. ->_< PAUWINyA. There's UwU time enough uWu fow UwU that, -Lest uWu they desiwe x3 upon :3 this push ^-^ to twoubwe -Your >_< joys with >_< wike relation. uWu Go togethew, -You pwecious OwO winnyews uWu aww; >_> youw ^-^ exuwtation -ÚwÚ Pawtake ^-^ to every ^w^ onye. OwO I, OwO an ^.^ owd >w< tuwtwe, -uWu Wiww x3 wing me ^-^ to >w< some ^.^ withew'd bough, ÚwÚ and there -UwU My uWu mate, that's never ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found uWu again, -Lament ÚwÚ tiww I x3 am xDD wost. -xDD WEONTES. :3 O :3 peace, OwO Pauwinya! -Thou shouldst :3 a xDD husband UwU take uWu by my ^.^ consent, -UwU As I uWu by UwU thinye :3 a wife. :3 This :3 is :3 a UwU match, -And :3 made between's uWu by :33 vows. Thou x3 hast ;;w;; found mine; -But ;;w;; how, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be uWu question'd; uWu fow I ^-^ saw UwU hew, -UwU As I thought, >w< dead; ÚwÚ and x3 have, in vain, ^w^ said many -OwO A >w< pwayew x3 upon xDD hew ^-^ gwave. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^.^ faw- ->_< Fow ^w^ him, I pawtwy xDD knyow his mind- ^-^ to find ÚwÚ thee -An honyouwabwe >_> husband. ^w^ Come, Camiwwo, -And UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the hand uWu whose wowth ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty -^-^ Is richly UwU nyoted, ÚwÚ and here ^w^ justified -By >w< us, :3 a paiw >_> of ^.^ kings. Let's ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 pwace. ->_< What! ÚwÚ wook x3 upon my brother. Both >_> youw pardons, -:33 That e'ew I >w< put :3 between >_> youw holy looks -UwU My i-iww ^w^ suspicion. :3 This >_> youw son-in-law, -And :3 son x3 unto OwO the ;;w;; King, xDD whom uWu heavens :33 diwecting, -^-^ Is twoth-pwight ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. Good >_> Pauwinya, -Lead OwO us ^-^ fwom x3 hence xDD whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may leisurely ->_> Each ^-^ onye >_> demand ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to his part -Perform'd in :3 this ^-^ wide >_> gap >_> of UwU time >_< since ^.^ fiwst -We ;;w;; wewe xDD dissevew'd. Hastily ;;w;; wead >_> away. >_< Exeunt - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE -DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS -xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED -COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY -:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -:33 1609 - -OwO A :33 WOVEW'S COMPLAINT - -uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe - - - -From x3 off :3 a hiww uWu whose x3 concave >_> womb xDD wewowded -OwO A ;;w;; pwaintfuw story ^-^ fwom :3 a ^.^ sist'wing vawe, -UwU My uWu spiwits >_< t'attend :3 this double >w< voice OwO accowded, -And ;;w;; down I >_> waid ^-^ to list OwO the sad-tuned :3 tawe, -Ewe wong x3 espied :3 a OwO fickwe maid :33 fuww pawe, -Teawing >_> of :3 papews, breaking rings atwain, -x3 Stowming xDD hew x3 wowwd with ^.^ sowwow's ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and :33 wain. - -:3 Upon xDD hew head :3 a >_> pwatted ^.^ hive >_> of straw, -^w^ Which fortified xDD hew >_> visage ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> sun, -uWu Wheweon OwO the ^w^ thought UwU might ÚwÚ think sometime ^.^ it ^-^ saw -The x3 cawcase >_> of :3 a x3 beauty spent ÚwÚ and >w< donye. -Time xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< scythed >w< aww UwU that xDD youth ;;w;; begun, -Nyow xDD youth >w< aww quit, uWu but ^-^ spite >_> of >_< heaven's feww ;;w;; wage -uWu Some x3 beauty UwU peeped OwO thwough xDD wattice >_> of ;;w;; seawed age. - -Oft >_> did ^.^ she heave xDD hew nyapkin ^-^ to xDD hew eyne, -^w^ Which uWu on ^.^ it xDD had :33 conceited OwO chawactews, -xDD Waund'wing OwO the silken :33 figuwes in OwO the brine -:33 That ^w^ seasonyed >_> woe xDD had pewweted in >_< teaws, -And >_< often reading what uWu contents ^.^ it beaws; -UwU As >_< often shwieking undistinguished x3 woe, -UwU In OwO cwamouws >_> of >w< aww uWu size, uWu both UwU high ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wow. - ->_< Sometimes xDD hew uWu wevewwed eyes theiw carriage ride, -UwU As uWu they >_> did batt'ry ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; sphewes uWu intend; ->_< Sometime divewted theiw UwU poow x3 bawws awe tied -ÚwÚ To th' >_> owbed eawth; ^.^ sometimes uWu they ^-^ do uWu extend -Their view ^.^ wight OwO on; anon theiw gazes lend -ÚwÚ To every place at once, ÚwÚ and :3 nyowhewe >w< fixed, -The :33 mind ÚwÚ and OwO sight >_< distwactedwy ÚwÚ commixed. - -Her >_> haiw, :3 nyow loose :3 nyow tied in formal :3 pwat, -Proclaimed in xDD hew :3 a >_> cawewess hand >_> of pwide; ->_< Fow some, UwU untucked, descended xDD hew ;;w;; sheaved hat, -:3 Hanging xDD hew OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ pinyed ^-^ cheek >w< beside; -uWu Some in xDD hew xDD thweaden fillet still >_> did xDD bide, -And, OwO twue ^-^ to bondage, would ^.^ nyot >_< bweak ^-^ fwom >_< thence, -^-^ Though x3 swackwy ÚwÚ bwaided in loose nyegwigence. - -OwO A ^w^ thousand favouws ^-^ fwom :3 a ^.^ maund ^.^ she >_< dwew -x3 Of ambew, cwystaw, ÚwÚ and >_> of >_< beaded ^-^ jet, -^w^ Which ^-^ onye uWu by ^-^ onye ^.^ she in :3 a >_> wivew UwU thwew, -:3 Upon uWu whose weeping mawgent ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ;;w;; set; -;;w;; Wike ;;w;; usuwy ^w^ appwying wet ^-^ to ^.^ wet, -Ow x3 monyawchs' ^.^ hands UwU that UwU wets ^.^ nyot bounty ^-^ faww -:3 Whewe UwU want x3 cwies some, uWu but xDD whewe ^-^ excess OwO begs all. - -x3 Of fowded schedules xDD had ^.^ she many :3 a one, -^w^ Which ^.^ she ^-^ pewused, sighed, tore, ÚwÚ and >_> gave OwO the OwO fwood; -^.^ Cwacked many :3 a ring >_> of xDD posied gold ÚwÚ and bone, -^w^ Bidding them find theiw x3 sepuwchwes in :3 mud; -;;w;; Found ÚwÚ yet uWu moe letters :3 sadwy penned in blood, -x3 With ^w^ sweided :3 siwk OwO feat ÚwÚ and xDD affectedwy -xDD Enswathed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seawed ^-^ to uWu cuwious ^.^ secwecy. - -^.^ These >_< often OwO bathed ^.^ she in xDD hew OwO fwuxive >_> eyes, -And >_< often ^.^ kissed, ÚwÚ and >_< often 'gan ^-^ to xDD teaw; -UwU Cwied, 'O false blood, :3 thou UwU wegistew >_> of :3 wies, -What unyappwuvd witness OwO dost :3 thou ^w^ beaw! -^-^ Ink would ^.^ have ^.^ seemed ^-^ mowe bwack ÚwÚ and damned :3 hewe! -:3 This said, in :3 top >_> of ;;w;; wage OwO the >w< winyes ^.^ she ^-^ wents, -uWu Big ^w^ discontents OwO so breaking theiw contents. - -OwO A OwO wevewend man UwU that grazed his ^w^ cattwe nigh, ->_< Sometime :3 a >_> bwustewew UwU that OwO the ^w^ wuffwe knew -x3 Of couwt, >_> of >_< city, ÚwÚ and xDD had let >w< go uWu by -The ÚwÚ swiftest ^w^ houws obsewved as uWu they flew, -Towawds :3 this ^w^ affwicted fancy :3 fastwy ÚwÚ dwew; -And, privileged uWu by ^-^ age, desires ^-^ to xDD knyow -UwU In bwief OwO the :33 gwounds ÚwÚ and >w< motives >_> of xDD hew ^w^ woe. - -^w^ So ÚwÚ swides ^.^ he ;;w;; down x3 upon his ^w^ gwainyed xDD bat, -And comely distant OwO sits ^.^ he uWu by xDD hew ÚwÚ side; -When ^.^ he UwU again desires UwU hew, being sat, -Her gwievance with his hearing ^-^ to >_> divide. ->w< If UwU that ^-^ fwom him there ^-^ may >w< be >w< aught appwied -^w^ Which ^-^ may xDD hew suffewing ecstasy assuage, -^.^ 'Tis promised in OwO the charity >_> of age. - -x3 'Fathew,' ^.^ she uWu says, :3 'though in me you >w< behowd -The uWu injuwy >_> of many :3 a bwasting xDD houw, ->_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot tell >_> youw ^w^ judgement I x3 am owd: -:3 Nyot ^-^ age, uWu but xDD sowwow, xDD uvw me ;;w;; hath >_> powew. -I UwU might as ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have >_< been :3 a spreading ^w^ fwowew, -;;w;; Fwesh ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ if I xDD had >w< sewf-appwied -^-^ Wuv ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to nyo love >_< beside. - -'But >_> woe :3 is UwU me! xDD too >_< eawwy I attended -OwO A youthfuw uWu suit- ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >_< gain my grace- -:33 O, ^-^ onye uWu by nature's OwO outwawds OwO so ^.^ commended -:33 That :33 maidens' eyes ÚwÚ stuck xDD uvw >w< aww his face. -^-^ Wuv x3 wacked :3 a dwelling ÚwÚ and :3 made him xDD hew >w< pwace; -And when in his fair pawts ^.^ she >_> did uWu abide, -She ÚwÚ was OwO nyew ^.^ wodged ÚwÚ and newly >w< deified. - -UwU 'His >w< bwowny wocks >_> did >_> hang in crooked curls; -And every ^.^ wight >w< occasion >_> of OwO the ^.^ wind -:3 Upon his lips theiw silken x3 pawcews hurls. -What's ^w^ sweet ^-^ to uWu do, ^-^ to ^-^ do uWu wiww >_< aptwy ;;w;; find: ->_> Each eye UwU that ^-^ saw him >_> did ^-^ enchant OwO the mind; ->_< Fow uWu on his >_> visage ÚwÚ was in wittwe :33 dwawn -What >_> wawgenyess OwO thinks in Paradise ÚwÚ was ;;w;; sawn. - -UwU 'Smaww show >_> of man ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ yet x3 upon his chin; -His phoenyix ;;w;; down >_< began uWu but ^-^ to appear, -;;w;; Wike ;;w;; unshown ^-^ vewvet, uWu on UwU that tewmwess skin, -uWu Whose x3 bawe xDD out-bwagged OwO the ^-^ web ^.^ it ^.^ seemed ^-^ to ^.^ weaw: ->_> Yet >w< showed his >_> visage uWu by UwU that uWu cost ^-^ mowe dear; -And nice ÚwÚ affections wavewing ÚwÚ stood in x3 doubt ->w< If :33 best ;;w;; wewe as ^.^ it OwO was, ^w^ ow :33 best >_< without. - -UwU 'His ^-^ quawities ;;w;; wewe uWu beauteous as his >_> fowm, ->_< Fow maiden-tongued ^.^ he OwO was, ÚwÚ and thereof free; ->_> Yet ^-^ if x3 men ÚwÚ muvd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ was ^.^ he such :3 a :3 stowm -UwU As ^w^ oft :33 'twixt May ÚwÚ and :3 Apwiw :3 is ^-^ to >_> see, -When x3 winds bweathe ;;w;; sweet, xDD unwuwy >w< though uWu they UwU be. -His wudenyess OwO so with his ^-^ authowized xDD youth -OwO Did x3 wivewy ^.^ fawsenyess in :3 a uWu pwide >_> of :33 twuth. - -'Well :33 couwd ^.^ he ride, ÚwÚ and >_< often x3 men would ÚwÚ say, -"That horse his mettle ^-^ fwom his >_< widew takes: -Proud >_> of ^-^ subjection, x3 nyobwe uWu by OwO the sway, -What uWu wounds, what >w< bounds, what ^.^ couwse, what xDD stop ^.^ he >_< makes!" -And :33 contwuvwsy x3 hence :3 a xDD question ^-^ takes -:3 Whethew OwO the horse uWu by him became his deed, -Ow ^.^ he his manage uWu by th' ^-^ weww-doing >_> steed. - -'But >_> quickwy uWu on :3 this >_> side OwO the verdict >w< went: -His real x3 habitude >_> gave life ÚwÚ and OwO gwace -ÚwÚ To UwU appewtainyings ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO ownyament, -:33 Accompwished in himself, ^.^ nyot in his ^-^ case, -^-^ Aww x3 aids, themsewves :3 made ^-^ faiwew uWu by theiw place, -Came uWu fow ^w^ additions; ÚwÚ yet theiw purposed xDD twim -Pierced ^.^ nyot his >w< gwace, uWu but ;;w;; wewe >w< aww OwO gwaced uWu by >_> him. - -x3 'So uWu on OwO the tip >_> of his ^-^ subduing :33 tongue -^-^ Aww >w< kind >_> of arguments ÚwÚ and xDD question ^-^ deep, -^-^ Aww ^-^ wepwication pwompt, ÚwÚ and reason ^w^ stwong, ->_< Fow his ^w^ advantage still >_> did :3 wake ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. -ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the ;;w;; weepew >w< waugh, OwO the >w< waughew ;;w;; weep, -ÚwÚ He xDD had OwO the dialect ÚwÚ and diffewent skill, ->w< Catching >w< aww ^.^ passions in his >w< cwaft >_> of wiww, - -UwU 'That ^.^ he >_> did in OwO the ^w^ genyewaw uWu bosom UwU weign -x3 Of young, >_> of >_> owd, ÚwÚ and :33 sexes uWu both :33 enchanted, -ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ dweww with him in ^-^ thoughts, ^w^ ow ^-^ to >_< wemain -UwU In OwO pewsonyaw duty, following xDD whewe ^.^ he x3 haunted. -;;w;; Consents OwO bewitched, ewe ^.^ he desiwe, ^.^ have gwanted, -And ^.^ diawogued uWu fow him what ^.^ he would ÚwÚ say, -uWu Asked theiw >_> own wills, ÚwÚ and :3 made theiw wills ;;w;; obey. - ->_< 'Many there ;;w;; wewe UwU that >_> did his UwU pictuwe :3 get, -ÚwÚ To sewve theiw >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and in ^.^ it >w< put theiw mind; -;;w;; Wike fools UwU that in th' ^.^ imaginyation xDD set -The ÚwÚ goodwy x3 objects ;;w;; which ÚwÚ abwoad uWu they find -x3 Of x3 wands ÚwÚ and xDD mansions, ;;w;; theiws in ^w^ thought xDD assignyed; -And >_> wabouwing in uWu moe ÚwÚ pweasuwes ^-^ to bestow them ->w< Than OwO the OwO twue gouty wandwowd ;;w;; which doth owe ^.^ them. - -x3 'So many x3 have, UwU that never >w< touched his ;;w;; hand, -Sweetwy supposed them ^w^ mistwess >_> of his ÚwÚ heawt. -UwU My :3 woefuw ;;w;; sewf, UwU that >_> did in freedom ^.^ stand, -And ÚwÚ was my >_> own UwU fee-simpwe, ^.^ nyot in UwU pawt, -What with his art in youth, ÚwÚ and xDD youth in :3 awt, -Thwew my ÚwÚ affections in his chawmed power -Wesewved OwO the :33 stawk ÚwÚ and >_> gave him >w< aww my OwO fwowew. - -'Yet >_> did I ;;w;; nyot, as >w< some my >w< equaws :33 did, -:33 Demand >_> of ^w^ him, :3 nyow being desiwed x3 yiewded; -UwU Finding ^-^ mysewf in uWu honyouw OwO so forbid, -x3 With >w< safest uWu distance I >_< minye uWu honyouw >w< shiewded. -Expewience uWu fow me many >w< buwwawks ^w^ buiwded -x3 Of pwoofs x3 nyew-bweeding, ;;w;; which wemainyed OwO the :33 foiw -x3 Of :3 this false ^-^ jewew, ÚwÚ and his amorous spoil. - -'But ÚwÚ ah, ^-^ who >w< evew x3 shunnyed uWu by OwO pwecedent -The destined i-iww ^.^ she >w< must x3 hewsewf ;;w;; assay? -Ow fowced >w< exampwes, >w< 'gainst xDD hew >_> own >_< content, -ÚwÚ To >w< put OwO the uWu by-past pewiws in xDD hew ^w^ way? ->_< Counsew ^-^ may xDD stop :3 awhiwe what uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay; ->_< Fow when ^-^ we wage, >_> advice :3 is >_< often uWu seen -By blunting OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ ouw wills ^-^ mowe :3 keen. - ->w< 'Nyow gives ^.^ it satisfaction ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU bwood -:33 That ^-^ we >w< must ;;w;; cuwb ^.^ it x3 upon >_> othews' proof, -ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD fowbod OwO the ;;w;; sweets UwU that uWu seems OwO so good ->_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of UwU hawms UwU that ^.^ pweach in ^-^ ouw behoof. -:3 O OwO appetite, ^-^ fwom ^w^ judgement ^.^ stand OwO awoof! -The ^-^ onye :3 a x3 pawate ;;w;; hath UwU that ^.^ nyeeds uWu wiww taste, -^-^ Though >_< Weason ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy :33 wast. - -'For further I :33 couwd uWu say :3 this ÚwÚ man's ^-^ untwue, -And knew OwO the patterns >_> of his ;;w;; fouw beguiwing; -Heard xDD whewe his pwants in >_> othews' OwO owchawds OwO gwew; -:33 Saw how xDD deceits ;;w;; wewe x3 giwded in his >_< smiwing; -x3 Knyew >_< vows ;;w;; wewe >w< evew :33 bwokews ^-^ to defiling; -OwO Thought UwU chawactews ÚwÚ and uWu wowds mewewy uWu but :3 awt, -And bastawds >_> of his ;;w;; fouw :33 aduwtewate ÚwÚ heawt. - -;;w;; 'And wong x3 upon ^.^ these >_> tewms I held my >_< city, -;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; thus ^.^ he 'gan UwU besiege :3 me: "Gentle ;;w;; maid, ->_< Have >_> of my suffewing xDD youth >w< some feeling pity, -And >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of my holy >_< vows UwU afwaid. -^.^ That's ^-^ to ye sworn ^-^ to UwU nyonye ÚwÚ was >w< evew said; ->_< Fow UwU feasts >_> of love I ^.^ have >_< been called UwU unto, -;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow >_> did :33 nye'ew ^w^ invite :3 nyow never UwU woo. - -'"All my offences UwU that ÚwÚ abwoad you UwU see -uWu Awe ewwows >_> of OwO the blood, UwU nyonye >_> of OwO the mind; -^-^ Wuv :3 made them not; with actuwe uWu they ^-^ may ^.^ be, -:3 Whewe neither party :3 is :3 nyow OwO twue :3 nyow OwO kind. -^.^ They ÚwÚ sought theiw ÚwÚ shame UwU that OwO so theiw ÚwÚ shame >_> did find; -And OwO so >w< much less >_> of ÚwÚ shame in me remains -By how >w< much >_> of me theiw >_> wepwoach xDD contains. - -^.^ '"Among OwO the many UwU that >_< minye eyes ^.^ have ^.^ seen, -:3 Nyot ^-^ onye uWu whose flame my OwO heawt OwO so >w< much as uWu wawmed, -Ow my xDD affection >w< put ^-^ to th' >w< smawwest uWu teen, -Ow ^-^ any >_> of my leisures >w< evew ;;w;; chawmed. -^w^ Hawm ^.^ have I x3 donye ^-^ to ;;w;; them, uWu but :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was >_< hawmed; -Kept hearts in x3 wivewies, uWu but >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ was ^.^ fwee, -And ;;w;; weignyed ^-^ commanding in his OwO monyawchy. - -^.^ '"Wook here what tributes >_< wounded UwU fancies x3 sent uWu me, -x3 Of ^w^ pawed peawws ÚwÚ and rubies wed as bwood; -Figuwing UwU that uWu they theiw ^.^ passions wikewise lent me -x3 Of >w< gwief ÚwÚ and bwushes, >_< aptwy understood -UwU In ^w^ bwoodwess >_> white ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU encwimsonyed ^.^ mood- -x3 Effects >_> of terror ÚwÚ and dear modesty, -Encamped in hearts, uWu but ÚwÚ fighting :3 outwawdwy. - -;;w;; '"And, >w< wo, >w< behowd ^.^ these tawents >_> of theiw >_> haiw, -x3 With :3 twisted >w< metaw uWu amowouswy empleached, -I ^.^ have receiv'd ^-^ fwom many :3 a uWu sevewaw :33 faiw, -Their >w< kind acceptance uWu weepingwy beseeched, -x3 With OwO the xDD annyexions >_> of fair :33 gems enwiched, -And x3 deep-bwainyed >_> sonnyets UwU that >_> did amplify ->_> Each >_< stonye's dear UwU nyatuwe, ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and quality. - -'"The :33 diamond? >_> why, 'twas xDD beautifuw ÚwÚ and xDD hawd, -xDD Wheweto his :33 invised ^-^ pwopewties >_> did ^w^ tend; -The ÚwÚ deep-gween em'rald, in uWu whose ^.^ fwesh ^-^ wegawd ->_> Weak uWu sights theiw sickly ^w^ wadiance ^-^ do >_> amend; -The heaven-hued ÚwÚ sapphiwe ÚwÚ and OwO the opaw xDD bwend -x3 With x3 objects :3 manyifowd; OwO each uWu sevewaw ^.^ stonye, -x3 With ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; weww blazoned, xDD smiwed, ^w^ ow :3 made >w< some xDD moan. - -ÚwÚ '"Wo, >w< aww ^.^ these >_< twophies >_> of ÚwÚ affections hot, -x3 Of ÚwÚ pensived ÚwÚ and x3 subdued desires OwO the xDD tendew, -:3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath UwU chawged me UwU that I UwU hoawd them ;;w;; nyot, -But ÚwÚ yiewd them OwO up xDD whewe I ^-^ mysewf >w< must uWu wendew- -:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to you, my origin ÚwÚ and endew; ->_< Fow :33 these, >_> of force, >w< must >_> youw ^w^ obwations ^.^ be, -x3 Since I theiw altar, you enpatron >_> me. - -uWu '"O then ^.^ advance >_> of x3 youws UwU that :33 phwasewess hand -uWu Whose >_> white weighs ;;w;; down OwO the >_> aiwy scale >_> of xDD pwaise; -;;w;; Take >w< aww ^.^ these similes ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own ^.^ command, ->w< Hawwowed with sighs UwU that burning >_< wungs >_> did :3 waise; -What me >_> youw >_< minyistew uWu fow you obeys ->_< Wowks uWu undew OwO you; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> youw >w< audit comes -Their ÚwÚ distwact x3 pawcews in >_> combinyed uWu sums. - -ÚwÚ '"Wo, :3 this :33 device ÚwÚ was x3 sent me ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD nyun, -Ow ^-^ sistew ^.^ sanctified, >_> of OwO howiest nyote, -^w^ Which ^.^ wate xDD hew x3 nyobwe suit in couwt >_> did >_< shun, -uWu Whose wawest havings :3 made OwO the blossoms UwU dote; ->_< Fow ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ sought uWu by uWu spiwits >_> of uWu wichest UwU coat, -But ^-^ kept x3 cowd :33 distance, ÚwÚ and >_> did ^.^ thence wemuv -ÚwÚ To uWu spend xDD hew :3 wiving in eternal wuv. - -:3 '"But, :3 O my ;;w;; sweet, what >_< wabouw :3 is't ^-^ to xDD weave -The xDD thing ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ mast'wing what ^.^ nyot strives, -UwU Pwaying OwO the place ;;w;; which >_> did nyo fowm ^-^ weceive, -UwU Pwaying uWu patient sports in unconstrained >_< gyves! -She UwU that xDD hew ÚwÚ fame OwO so ^-^ to x3 hewsewf xDD contwives, -The ;;w;; scaws >_> of ^-^ battwe scapeth uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ fwight, -And makes xDD hew absence :3 vawiant, ^.^ nyot xDD hew ^-^ might. - -uWu '"O pawdon me in UwU that my boast :3 is :3 twue! -The accident ;;w;; which ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to xDD hew eye -:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; moment >_> did xDD hew x3 fowce uWu subdue, -And :3 nyow ^.^ she would OwO the caged ^-^ cwoistew uWu fwy. ->w< Wewigious love >w< put >_< out xDD wewigion's >w< eye. -:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU tempted, would ^.^ she >w< be ^.^ immuwed, -And :3 nyow ^-^ to >_> tempt >w< aww ;;w;; wibewty procured. - -'"How :3 mighty then you awe, :3 O hear me teww! -The ^w^ bwoken >_< bosoms UwU that ^-^ to me belong ->_< Have >_> emptied >w< aww theiw >_> fountains in my well, -And >_< minye I pouw >_> youw :33 ocean >w< aww among. -I >w< stwong o'ew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and you o'ew me being ^w^ stwong, -Must uWu fow >_> youw OwO victowy OwO us >w< aww congest, -UwU As compound love ^-^ to ÚwÚ physic >_> youw x3 cowd breast. - ->_< '"My pawts xDD had ^.^ pow'w ^-^ to chawm :3 a xDD sacwed xDD nyun, -Who, xDD discipwinyed, ^-^ ay, xDD dieted in >w< gwace, -uWu Bewieved xDD hew eyes when uWu they t'assaiw ;;w;; begun, -^-^ Aww >_< vows ÚwÚ and consecwations giving place, -:3 O UwU most :33 potentiaw love, vow, bond, :3 nyow ^-^ space, -UwU In ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hath neither ^.^ sting, uWu knyot, :3 nyow :33 confinye, ->_< Fow :3 thou art aww, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ewse awe >w< thinye. - -:3 '"When :3 thou impwessest, what awe OwO pwecepts wowth -x3 Of ^-^ stawe :33 exampwe? When :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD infwame, -OwO How ;;w;; cowdwy x3 those :3 impediments ^.^ stand >w< fowth, -x3 Of :33 weawth, >_> of :33 fiwiaw feaw, waw, ^.^ kindwed, ^-^ fame! -Love's ÚwÚ awms awe :3 peace, >w< 'gainst UwU wuwe, >w< 'gainst :33 sense, >w< 'gainst >w< shame. -And :33 sweetens, in OwO the xDD suff'wing >w< pangs ^.^ it bears, -The aloes >_> of >w< aww fowces, xDD shocks ÚwÚ and UwU feaws. - -:33 '"Nyow >w< aww ^.^ these hearts UwU that ^-^ do uWu on >_< minye depend, -^.^ Feewing ^.^ it bweak, with ÚwÚ bweeding groans uWu they pinye, -And supplicant theiw sighs ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ extend, -ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the batt'ry UwU that you ^-^ make >w< 'gainst ÚwÚ minye, -^w^ Wending ^.^ soft ^-^ audience ^-^ to my ^w^ sweet design, -And :33 cwedent ^w^ souw ^-^ to UwU that >_< stwong-bonded ^-^ oath, -:33 That uWu shaww :33 pwefew ÚwÚ and >_< undewtake my OwO twoth." - ->_< 'This said, his wat'wy eyes ^.^ he >_> did :33 dismount, -uWu Whose uWu sights ÚwÚ tiww then ;;w;; wewe uWu wevewwed uWu on my ^.^ face; ->_> Each ^-^ cheek :3 a >_> wivew x3 wunnying ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu fount -x3 With :3 bwinyish cuwwent >_< downwawd flowed >_< apace. -:33 O, how OwO the channel ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> gave x3 gwace! -OwO Who glazed with crystal xDD gate OwO the ;;w;; gwowing >w< woses -:33 That flame OwO thwough >w< watew ;;w;; which theiw hue ^w^ encwoses. - -'O fathew, what :3 a heww >_> of OwO witchcwaft :3 wies -UwU In OwO the small ^-^ owb >_> of ^-^ onye pawticuwaw :33 teaw! -But with OwO the inyundation >_> of OwO the eyes -What uWu wocky OwO heawt ^-^ to >w< watew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot weaw? -What uWu bweast OwO so x3 cowd UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot wawmed hewe? -:3 O cleft >w< effect! x3 cowd modesty, ^.^ hot wwath, -Both x3 fiwe ^-^ fwom x3 hence ÚwÚ and chiww extinctuwe >_> hath. - -'For >w< wo, his :3 passion, uWu but OwO an art >_> of craft, ->_< Even there wesowved my reason OwO into teaws; -Thewe my >_> white stole >_> of uWu chastity I ;;w;; daffed, -:33 Shook x3 off my :33 sobew >w< guawds ÚwÚ and civil feaws; -xDD Appeaw ^-^ to him as ^.^ he ^-^ to me OwO appeaws, -^-^ Aww melting; >w< though ^-^ ouw ^.^ dwops :3 this >w< diff'wence bore: -His ;;w;; poisonyed uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< minye >_> did him :33 westowe. - -x3 'In him :3 a pwenyitude >_> of subtle matter, -x3 Appwied ^-^ to cautels, >w< aww ÚwÚ stwange >_> fowms ^w^ weceives, -x3 Of burning bwushes ^w^ ow >_> of weeping ^w^ watew, -Ow ÚwÚ swoonying pawenyess; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ takes ÚwÚ and uWu weaves, -UwU In ÚwÚ eithew's aptness, as ^.^ it :33 best deceives, -ÚwÚ To x3 bwush at >_< speeches wank, ^-^ to weep at ÚwÚ woes, -Ow ^-^ to xDD tuwn >_> white ÚwÚ and :33 swoon at ;;w;; twagic >w< shows; - -UwU 'That ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO heawt ;;w;; which in his ^w^ wevew came -Could ^w^ scape OwO the >_< haiw >_> of his ^w^ aww-huwting :3 aim, ->w< Showing fair ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is uWu both >w< kind ÚwÚ and OwO tame; -And, >_> veiwed in ;;w;; them, >_> did ^.^ win xDD whom ^.^ he would uWu maim. -uWu Against OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he ÚwÚ sought ^.^ he would ^w^ excwaim; -When ^.^ he UwU most burned in heart-wished luxury, -ÚwÚ He >_> pweached ÚwÚ puwe maid ÚwÚ and praised x3 cowd chastity. - -x3 'Thus mewewy with OwO the ^w^ gawment >_> of :3 a OwO Gwace -The ^.^ nyaked ÚwÚ and :3 conceawed x3 fiend ^.^ he ^w^ cuvwed, -:33 That th' unexperient >_> gave OwO the :3 temptew place, ->w< Which, >_< wike :3 a cherubin, :33 abuv them uWu huvwed. -Who, x3 young ÚwÚ and ;;w;; simpwe, would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so wuvwed? -^w^ Ay uWu me, I fell, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do xDD question ^-^ make -What I shouwd ^-^ do UwU again uWu fow such :3 a sake. - -'O, UwU that ^.^ infected xDD moistuwe >_> of his eye, -:33 O, UwU that false x3 fiwe ;;w;; which in his ^-^ cheek OwO so glowed, -:33 O, UwU that fowced thundew ^-^ fwom his OwO heawt >_> did fly, -:33 O, UwU that >_> sad >_> bweath his spongy >_< wungs ;;w;; bestowed, -:33 O, >w< aww UwU that OwO bowwowed ^w^ motion, seeming ÚwÚ owed, -Wouwd ÚwÚ yet UwU again :33 betway OwO the fore-betrayed, -And OwO nyew ÚwÚ pewvewt :3 a >_< weconciwed ^-^ maid.' - -OwO THE ^.^ END - - - -<_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM -:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE ->_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. 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Let ÚwÚ boows ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwankwins +>_> say >w< it: I'll >_< sweaw :3 it. +UwU SHEPHEWD. How >_> if >w< it be :3 fawse, uWu son? +uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; If >w< it be ^w^ nye'ew UwU so :3 fawse, :3 a true ÚwÚ gentweman OwO may >_< sweaw >w< it uWu in +x3 the behawf of :33 his :3 fwiend. xDD And I'll >_< sweaw to x3 the Prince xDD thou awt :3 a +;;w;; taww fewwow of >w< thy ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD thou wiwt nyot be dwunk; >_> but UwU I +^.^ knyow xDD thou awt nyo ;;w;; taww fewwow of >w< thy ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD thou wiwt be +drunk. OwO But I'll >_< sweaw uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou wouldst be :3 a ;;w;; taww +fewwow of >w< thy ^w^ hands. +x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv >_> so, ^w^ siw, to x3 my UwU powew. +uWu CWOWN. Ay, ^.^ by xDD any >_< means, ^-^ pwuv :3 a ;;w;; taww UwU fewwow. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do nyot wonder +>w< how xDD thou ^w^ daw'st venture to be UwU dwunk nyot ^.^ being :3 a ;;w;; taww fewwow, +:33 twust ;;w;; me not. :33 Hawk! x3 the >w< kings ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< pwinces, UwU ouw ;;w;; kindwed, OwO awe +x3 going to >_> see x3 the Queen's x3 pictuwe. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; fowwow us; we'll be >w< thy +ÚwÚ good ^w^ mastews. Exeunt + + + + +>w< SCENyE >_> III. +>_< Siciwia. ^-^ A ^w^ chapew uWu in PAUWINyA's ;;w;; house + +Entew LEONTES, ÚwÚ POWIXENyES, ^-^ FWOWIZEW, ;;w;; PEWDITA, >_> CAMIWWO, >w< PAUWINyA, +;;w;; WOWDS ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS + +x3 WEONTES. x3 O :3 gwave ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good x3 Pauwinya, x3 the great uWu comfowt +:33 That UwU I uWu have xDD had of uWu thee! +OwO PAUWINyA. What, suvweign ^w^ siw, +UwU I uWu did nyot weww, UwU I meant well. All x3 my >_< sewvices +>_> You uWu have paid ÚwÚ home; >_> but :3 that xDD you uWu have OwO vouchsaf'd, +With x3 youw cwown'd ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and these x3 youw >_< contwacted +:33 Heiws of x3 youw >_< kingdoms, x3 my poor ;;w;; house to :33 visit, +^.^ It >_> is :3 a ;;w;; suwpwus of x3 youw gwace, which >_< nyevew +OwO My >w< wife OwO may >w< wast to answer. +x3 WEONTES. x3 O x3 Pauwinya, +We honour xDD you with ^w^ twoubwe; >_> but ^.^ we ^-^ came +;;w;; To >_> see x3 the statue of UwU ouw >w< queen. uWu Youw gawwewy +:3 Have ^.^ we :33 pass'd :33 thwough, nyot ^-^ without much :3 content +^w^ In UwU many uWu singuwawities; >_> but ^.^ we saw nyot +:33 That which x3 my daughter ^-^ came to wook upon, +uWu The statue of her x3 mothew. +OwO PAUWINyA. ;;w;; As ^.^ she liv'd peewwess, +^w^ So her >_< dead likeness, UwU I UwU do weww :33 bewieve, +uWu Excews ÚwÚ whatevew yet xDD you >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon +:33 Ow uWu hand of x3 man hath donye; >_< thewefowe UwU I >_< keep >w< it +:3 Wonyewy, x3 apawt. OwO But OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. Pwepawe +;;w;; To >_> see x3 the >w< wife >_< as lively mock'd >_< as OwO evew +UwU Stiww :33 sweep mock'd death. :3 Behowd; ÚwÚ and >_> say UwU 'tis well. +ÚwÚ [PAUWINyA ÚwÚ dwaws :3 a ^w^ cuwtain, ÚwÚ and discovers HERMIONE +>_< standing ^.^ wike :3 a statue] +UwU I ^.^ wike x3 youw OwO siwence; >w< it x3 the ^.^ mowe >_< shows x3 off +uWu Youw UwU wondew; >_> but yet >_< speak. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU you, x3 my OwO wiege. +UwU Comes >w< it nyot ^-^ something ;;w;; nyeaw? +x3 WEONTES. :3 Hew natural ÚwÚ postuwe! +uWu Chide uWu me, uWu deaw OwO stonye, :3 that UwU I OwO may >_> say ÚwÚ indeed +^.^ Thou awt >w< Hewmionye; ow UwU wathew, xDD thou awt ^.^ she +^w^ In >w< thy nyot :33 chiding; fow ^.^ she UwU was >_< as xDD tendew +;;w;; As infancy ÚwÚ and grace. OwO But ^w^ yet, x3 Pauwinya, +^-^ Hewmionye UwU was nyot UwU so much wrinkled, >_< nyothing +^w^ So ^-^ aged >_< as ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ seems. +POWIXENyES. >_< O, nyot ^.^ by x3 much! +OwO PAUWINyA. ^w^ So much x3 the ^.^ mowe UwU ouw cawvew's excewwence, +>_< Which wets OwO go ^.^ by x3 some :33 sixteen years ÚwÚ and x3 makes her +;;w;; As ^.^ she liv'd now. +x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; As nyow ^.^ she ^w^ might uWu have :33 donye, +^w^ So much to x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu comfowt >_< as >w< it >_> is +Now piewcing to x3 my ^-^ souw. >_< O, OwO thus ^.^ she >_> stood, +Even with xDD such >w< wife of UwU majesty- wawm :3 wife, +;;w;; As nyow >w< it coldly ^-^ stands- when xDD fiwst UwU I woo'd >_> hew! +UwU I ^w^ am asham'd. ÚwÚ Does nyot x3 the stone ^.^ webuke ;;w;; me +For ^.^ being ^.^ mowe stone than :33 it? x3 O royal >_< piece, +>_> Thewe's >w< magic uWu in >w< thy ^.^ majesty, which >_> has +OwO My ;;w;; eviws ^w^ conjuw'd to ^w^ wemembwance, ÚwÚ and +Fwom >w< thy ^w^ admiwing daughter >_> took x3 the ^.^ spiwits, +^w^ Standing ^.^ wike stone with uWu thee! +OwO PEWDITA. xDD And UwU give ;;w;; me weave, +xDD And UwU do nyot >_> say UwU 'tis superstition :3 that +UwU I :33 knyeew, ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 impwowe her blessing. Lady, +>_< Deaw queen, :3 that >_< ended when UwU I >_> but began, +Give ;;w;; me :3 that uWu hand of >_> youws to >w< kiss. +OwO PAUWINyA. >_< O, UwU patience! +uWu The statue >_> is >_> but x3 nyewwy OwO fix'd, x3 the colour's +ÚwÚ Nyot >_< dwy. +uWu CAMIWWO. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw sorrow UwU was ^w^ too ^w^ sowe laid ;;w;; on, +>_< Which :33 sixteen >w< wintews ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ bwow away, +^w^ So UwU many summers >_< dwy. Scarce xDD any joy +Did OwO evew UwU so ^-^ wong ÚwÚ wive; nyo sorrow +OwO But kill'd itsewf much soonyew. +POWIXENyES. >_< Deaw x3 my brother, +Let ^.^ him :3 that UwU was x3 the cause of ÚwÚ this uWu have pow'w +;;w;; To OwO take x3 off UwU so much grief from xDD you >_< as ^.^ he +Will ^.^ piece x3 up uWu in himself. +OwO PAUWINyA. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, +;;w;; If UwU I xDD had xDD thought x3 the ^.^ sight of x3 my poor x3 image +Wouwd OwO thus uWu have ;;w;; wwought :3 you- fow x3 the stone >_> is ^-^ minye- +;;w;; I'd nyot uWu have ^w^ show'd :3 it. +x3 WEONTES. Do nyot dwaw x3 the uWu cuwtain. +OwO PAUWINyA. No longer UwU shaww xDD you ÚwÚ gaze on't, xDD west x3 youw ^w^ fancy +^-^ May think :3 anyon >w< it moves. +x3 WEONTES. Let be, wet >w< be. +Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< dead, >_> but :3 that uWu methinks uWu awweady- +>_> What UwU was ^.^ he :3 that uWu did >_< make :33 it? :3 See, x3 my uWu wowd, +Wouwd xDD you nyot >w< deem >w< it bweath'd, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU those >_> veins +Did x3 vewiwy UwU beaw >_< bwood? +POWIXENyES. ^.^ Mastewwy uWu donye! +uWu The xDD vewy >w< wife ;;w;; seems wawm ;;w;; upon her ^.^ wip. +x3 WEONTES. uWu The >_> fixtuwe of her ^w^ eye >_> has >_> motion OwO in't, +;;w;; As ^.^ we OwO awe mock'd with art. +OwO PAUWINyA. I'll dwaw x3 the uWu cuwtain. +OwO My UwU wowd's almost UwU so uWu faw twanspowted :3 that +^-^ He'ww think :3 anyon >w< it ^.^ wives. +x3 WEONTES. x3 O x3 sweet x3 Pauwinya, +^-^ Make ;;w;; me to think UwU so ÚwÚ twenty years ;;w;; togethew! +No ^-^ settwed :33 senses of x3 the wowwd ^.^ can >_< match +uWu The :3 pweasuwe of :3 that >w< madnyess. Let 't >_< awonye. +OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have OwO thus uWu faw stirr'd uWu you; >_> but +UwU I couwd UwU affwict xDD you ÚwÚ fawthew. +x3 WEONTES. UwU Do, ÚwÚ Pauwinya; +For ÚwÚ this >_> affwiction >_> has :3 a >_> taste >_< as x3 sweet +;;w;; As xDD any cowdiaw UwU comfowt. Still, UwU methinks, +>_> Thewe >_> is >w< an ^w^ aiw x3 comes from her. >_> What OwO finye >_< chisew +Could OwO evew yet :3 cut >_> bweath? Let nyo x3 man ÚwÚ mock uWu me, +For UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss her. +OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ fowbeaw. +uWu The UwU wuddinyess ;;w;; upon her >_< wip >_> is wet; +You'll >_> maw >w< it >_> if xDD you :3 kiss uWu it; stain x3 youw UwU own +With :3 oiwy xDD painting. Shall UwU I dwaw x3 the curtain? +x3 WEONTES. :3 Nyo, nyot these ÚwÚ twenty years. +OwO PEWDITA. ^w^ So ^-^ wong couwd UwU I +;;w;; Stand UwU by, :3 a looker-on. +OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ Eithew fowbeaw, +uWu Quit presently x3 the >_< chapew, ow wesowve xDD you +For ^.^ mowe amazement. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can behowd :33 it, +I'll >_< make x3 the statue move :33 indeed, :33 descend, +xDD And OwO take xDD you ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, >_> but xDD then you'ww x3 think- +>_< Which UwU I ^w^ pwotest x3 against- UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ assisted +^-^ By wicked xDD powews. +x3 WEONTES. >_> What xDD you ^.^ can >_< make her UwU do +UwU I ^w^ am :3 content to wook xDD on; >_> what to speak +UwU I ^w^ am :3 content to :3 heaw; fow UwU 'tis >_< as ^w^ easy +;;w;; To >_< make her speak >_< as ;;w;; muv. +OwO PAUWINyA. ^.^ It >_> is requir'd +>_> You UwU do awake x3 youw ÚwÚ faith. UwU Then aww stand stiww; +:33 Ow UwU those :3 that think >w< it >_> is unwawfuw business +UwU I ^w^ am about, wet them uWu depawt. +x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; Pwoceed. +No :33 foot UwU shaww stir. +OwO PAUWINyA. UwU Music, awake >_< hew: stwike. ^w^ [Music] +'Tis time; xDD descend; be stone nyo mowe; >_> appwoach; +OwO Stwike aww :3 that wook ;;w;; upon with marvel. ÚwÚ Come; +I'll ^w^ fiww x3 youw :3 gwave :33 up. :33 Stiw; x3 nyay, come xDD away. +^-^ Bequeath to :33 death x3 youw uWu nyumbnyess, fow from ^.^ him +>_< Deaw >w< wife wedeems OwO you. >_> You >_> pewceive ^.^ she UwU stiws. +[HERMIONE x3 comes down from x3 the >w< pedestaw] +Stawt x3 nyot; her ;;w;; actions UwU shaww be >w< howy >_< as +>_> You hear x3 my speww >_> is wawfuw. Do nyot UwU shun her +Untiw xDD you >_> see her ^-^ die again; fow xDD then +>_> You OwO kiww her ^-^ doubwe. Nyay, xDD pwesent x3 youw >w< hand. +x3 When ^.^ she UwU was xDD young xDD you woo'd >w< hew; nyow uWu in age +Is ^.^ she :33 become x3 the >w< suitow? +x3 WEONTES. >_< O, ^w^ she's >_> wawm! +;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ^.^ magic, wet >w< it be >w< an awt +Lawful >_< as uWu eating. +POWIXENyES. :33 She uWu embwaces ^.^ him. +uWu CAMIWWO. :33 She uWu hangs about :33 his ;;w;; nyeck. +;;w;; If ^.^ she OwO pewtain to :3 wife, wet her speak UwU too. +POWIXENyES. Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< make >w< it UwU manyifest :3 whewe ^.^ she >_> has liv'd, +:33 Ow >w< how :3 stow'n from x3 the uWu dead. +OwO PAUWINyA. :33 That ^.^ she >_> is >w< wiving, +^.^ Wewe >w< it >_> but told UwU you, >_> shouwd be hooted uWu at +Wike >w< an ;;w;; owd tale; >_> but >w< it >_> appeaws ^.^ she ;;w;; wives +;;w;; Though yet ^.^ she speak not. >_> Mawk :3 a xDD wittwe >_> whiwe. +ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you to interpose, >w< faiw UwU madam. x3 Knyeew, +xDD And pray x3 youw ;;w;; mothew's blessing. ÚwÚ Tuwn, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wady; +Our Pewdita >_> is uWu found. +>w< HEWMIONyE. >_> You uWu gods, wook ;;w;; down, +xDD And from x3 youw uWu sacwed vials pouw x3 youw uWu gwaces +>_> Upon x3 my ^w^ daughtew's ÚwÚ head! Teww uWu me, >_< minye OwO own, +Whewe x3 hast xDD thou :33 been x3 pwesewv'd? Whewe :3 wiv'd? How >_> found +x3 Thy father's ^w^ couwt? For xDD thou shalt hear :3 that I, +Knyowing ^.^ by ^-^ Pauwinya :3 that x3 the ^-^ owacwe +Gave UwU hope xDD thou >w< wast uWu in x3 being, uWu have preserv'd +xDD Mysewf to >_> see x3 the UwU issue. +OwO PAUWINyA. >_> Thewe's time enough fow :3 that, +Lest ;;w;; they ^.^ desiwe ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this :3 push to >_> twoubwe +uWu Youw joys with ^.^ wike wewation. Go together, +>_> You >_< pwecious winnyews aww; x3 youw OwO exuwtation +Partake to every onye. I, >w< an ;;w;; owd tuwtwe, +Will OwO wing ;;w;; me to x3 some :33 withew'd bough, ÚwÚ and there +OwO My ÚwÚ mate, ^w^ that's >_< nyevew to be >_> found OwO again, +;;w;; Wament >w< tiww UwU I ^w^ am :3 wost. +x3 WEONTES. x3 O ÚwÚ peace, xDD Pauwinya! +^.^ Thou shouwdst :3 a :33 husband OwO take ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ consent, +;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ by ^.^ thinye :3 a x3 wife. This >_> is :3 a ;;w;; match, +xDD And UwU made ^.^ between's ^.^ by vows. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >_> found minye; +OwO But how, >_> is to be >_< question'd; fow UwU I saw hew, +;;w;; As UwU I ^-^ thought, UwU dead; ÚwÚ and have, uWu in vain, uWu said UwU many +^-^ A :3 pwayew ;;w;; upon her x3 gwave. I'll nyot >_> seek far- +For :3 him, UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ knyow :33 his uWu mind- to find uWu thee +^-^ An ^.^ honyouwabwe husband. ^.^ Come, Camillo, +xDD And OwO take her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand x3 whose ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and honesty +Is :33 wichwy :33 nyoted, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe :3 justified +^-^ By us, :3 a :33 paiw of OwO kings. :3 Wet's from ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. +What! wook ;;w;; upon x3 my ^-^ bwothew. UwU Both x3 youw OwO pawdons, +:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU I put ^-^ between x3 youw >w< howy :33 wooks +OwO My :33 iww suspicion. This x3 youw x3 son-in-waw, +xDD And >_< son >w< unto x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ whom heavens directing, +Is uWu twoth-pwight to x3 youw >w< daughtew. ^-^ Good x3 Pauwinya, +xDD Wead >_> us from >w< hence :3 whewe ^.^ we OwO may leisurely +x3 Each one ;;w;; demand ÚwÚ and answew to :33 his ÚwÚ pawt +;;w;; Pewfowm'd uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu wide uWu gap of time xDD since xDD fiwst +We :3 wewe ^w^ dissevew'd. Hastily lead xDD away. Exeunt + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + + + +^w^ 1609 + +^-^ A UwU WOVEW'S COMPWAINT + +^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare + + + +Fwom x3 off :3 a hill x3 whose ;;w;; concave womb ^.^ wewowded +^-^ A plaintful ^-^ stowy from :3 a sist'ring :3 vawe, +OwO My ;;w;; spiwits x3 t'attend ÚwÚ this :3 doubwe uWu voice accorded, +xDD And down UwU I laid to ÚwÚ wist x3 the OwO sad-tunyed :33 tawe, +Ere ^-^ wong ;;w;; espied :3 a >_> fickwe >_< maid full pawe, +>w< Teawing of papers, breaking rings xDD atwain, +x3 Stowming her wowwd with ^.^ sowwow's wind ÚwÚ and >_< wain. + +>_> Upon her >_> head :3 a platted x3 hive of ^-^ stwaw, +>_< Which fortified her >w< visage from x3 the sun, +Wheweon x3 the xDD thought ^w^ might think ÚwÚ sometime >w< it saw +uWu The carcase of :3 a beauty xDD spent ÚwÚ and ^-^ donye. +^-^ Time xDD had nyot x3 scythed aww :3 that :33 youth begun, +x3 Nyow :33 youth aww ^w^ quit, >_> but x3 spite of heaven's UwU feww xDD wage +;;w;; Some beauty ÚwÚ peeped ^w^ thwough ^-^ wattice of uWu seawed age. + +x3 Oft uWu did ^.^ she x3 heave her napkin to her eynye, +>_< Which on >w< it xDD had >w< conceited characters, +Waund'wing x3 the siwken figuwes uWu in x3 the ^-^ bwinye +:33 That ^-^ seasonyed woe xDD had pewweted uWu in ^-^ teaws, +xDD And often weading >_> what contents >w< it >_< beaws; +;;w;; As often ^w^ shwieking undistinguished woe, +^w^ In clamours of aww ^w^ size, both xDD high ÚwÚ and wow. + +Sometimes her ;;w;; wevewwed eyes uWu theiw xDD cawwiage ride, +;;w;; As ;;w;; they uWu did OwO batt'wy to x3 the spheres OwO intend; +:3 Sometime :3 divewted uWu theiw poor uWu bawws OwO awe tied +;;w;; To x3 th' owbed ^w^ eawth; x3 sometimes ;;w;; they UwU do :3 extend +^-^ Theiw x3 view >w< wight xDD on; :3 anyon uWu theiw ^w^ gazes xDD wend +;;w;; To every :33 pwace uWu at ^w^ once, ÚwÚ and nyowhewe fixed, +uWu The ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and ^.^ sight distwactedwy commixed. + +:3 Hew hair, nor ;;w;; woose nor tied uWu in formal plat, +Pwocwaimed uWu in her :3 a xDD cawewess uWu hand of >_> pwide; +For some, untucked, >_> descended her ÚwÚ sheaved hat, +x3 Hanging her pawe ÚwÚ and ^-^ pinyed >_< cheek :3 beside; +;;w;; Some uWu in her OwO thweaden ^-^ fiwwet still uWu did ^w^ bide, +^.^ And, true to >_< bondage, ^.^ wouwd nyot bweak from thence, +;;w;; Though >_> swackwy braided uWu in ;;w;; woose nyegwigence. + +^-^ A thousand ;;w;; favouws from :3 a ^-^ maund ^.^ she >w< dwew +Of amber, crystal, ÚwÚ and of beaded >w< jet, +>_< Which one ^.^ by one ^.^ she uWu in :3 a river :33 thwew, +>_> Upon x3 whose weeping uWu mawgent ^.^ she UwU was ÚwÚ set; +Wike usuwy :33 appwying wet to uWu wet, +:33 Ow :3 monyawchs' ^.^ hands :3 that wets nyot >_> bounty faww +Whewe ^.^ want x3 cwies some, >_> but :3 whewe ^.^ excess begs all. + +Of UwU fowded >_< scheduwes xDD had ^.^ she UwU many :3 a one, +>_< Which ^.^ she perused, >_< sighed, OwO towe, ÚwÚ and uWu gave x3 the flood; +^.^ Cwacked UwU many :3 a OwO wing of OwO posied gowd ÚwÚ and bone, +xDD Bidding them find uWu theiw ^.^ sepuwchwes uWu in mud; +x3 Found yet ^-^ moe x3 wettews sadwy pennyed uWu in bwood, +With :3 sweided OwO siwk >w< feat ÚwÚ and :3 affectedwy +Enswathed ÚwÚ and uWu seawed to curious >w< secwecy. + +;;w;; These often >w< bathed ^.^ she uWu in her ^-^ fwuxive ^w^ eyes, +xDD And often ^-^ kissed, ÚwÚ and often OwO 'gan to >_< teaw; +Cried, ^w^ 'O UwU fawse bwood, xDD thou UwU wegistew of lies, +>_> What unyappwuvd >_> witnyess dost xDD thou ^w^ beaw! +Ink ^.^ wouwd uWu have seemed ^.^ mowe black ÚwÚ and uWu damnyed here! +This said, uWu in ;;w;; top of xDD wage x3 the lines ^.^ she UwU wents, +^w^ Big discontents UwU so breaking uWu theiw :3 contents. + +^-^ A reverend x3 man :3 that >_> gwazed :33 his cattle nigh, +:3 Sometime :3 a :33 bwustewew :3 that x3 the ruffle UwU knyew +Of xDD couwt, of city, ÚwÚ and xDD had wet OwO go ^.^ by +uWu The :33 swiftest >_> houws ^-^ obsewved >_< as ;;w;; they fwew, +Towards ÚwÚ this afflicted ^w^ fancy fastly >_< dwew; +^.^ And, >_< pwiviweged ^.^ by age, desiwes to ^.^ knyow +^w^ In bwief x3 the grounds ÚwÚ and >_< motives of her woe. + +^w^ So >w< swides ^.^ he down ;;w;; upon :33 his ^-^ gwainyed xDD bat, +xDD And >_> comewy >w< distant >_> sits ^.^ he ^.^ by her x3 side; +x3 When ^.^ he again desiwes hew, ^.^ being uWu sat, +:3 Hew gwievance with :33 his hearing to ÚwÚ divide. +;;w;; If :3 that from ^.^ him there OwO may be ^.^ aught ^-^ appwied +>_< Which OwO may her suffering >w< ecstasy assuage, +'Tis promised uWu in x3 the xDD chawity of age. + +'Father,' ^.^ she says, UwU 'though uWu in ;;w;; me xDD you behowd +uWu The ^-^ injuwy of UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ bwasting ^-^ houw, +Let >w< it nyot tell x3 youw ^w^ judgement UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ owd: +ÚwÚ Nyot age, >_> but >_> sowwow, uvw ;;w;; me hath UwU powew. +UwU I ^w^ might >_< as yet uWu have :33 been :3 a uWu spweading x3 fwowew, +>w< Fwesh to myself, >_> if UwU I xDD had UwU sewf-appwied +Wuv to myself, ÚwÚ and to nyo wuv >_< beside. + +^w^ 'But woe >_> is me! ^w^ too early UwU I ^w^ attended +^-^ A youthfuw x3 suit- >w< it UwU was to ^.^ gain x3 my >_> gwace- +>_< O, one ^.^ by ;;w;; nyatuwe's outwawds UwU so :33 commended +:33 That >_> maidens' eyes ^.^ stuck uvw aww :33 his ;;w;; face. +Wuv ^.^ wacked :3 a dwelling ÚwÚ and UwU made ^.^ him her pwace; +xDD And when uWu in :33 his >w< faiw parts ^.^ she uWu did :3 abide, +:33 She UwU was x3 nyew wodged ÚwÚ and x3 nyewwy uWu deified. + +'His ^.^ bwowny locks uWu did ^w^ hang uWu in crooked curls; +xDD And every >w< wight ;;w;; occasion of x3 the wind +>_> Upon :33 his lips uWu theiw siwken x3 pawcews huwws. +x3 What's x3 sweet to UwU do, to UwU do xDD wiww uWu aptwy ÚwÚ find: +x3 Each ^w^ eye :3 that saw ^.^ him uWu did enchant x3 the xDD mind; +For on :33 his >w< visage UwU was uWu in xDD wittwe drawn +>_> What wawgenyess ^w^ thinks uWu in :33 Pawadise UwU was ÚwÚ sawn. + +^.^ 'Smaww x3 show of x3 man UwU was yet ;;w;; upon :33 his >w< chin; +ÚwÚ His ^w^ phoenyix down began >_> but to ^.^ appeaw, +Wike unshorn x3 vewvet, on :3 that ^.^ tewmwess skin, +>_< Whose OwO bawe >w< out-bwagged x3 the uWu web >w< it seemed to weaw: +ÚwÚ Yet showed :33 his >w< visage ^.^ by :3 that >_> cost ^.^ mowe deaw; +xDD And UwU nyice affections ^w^ wavewing :33 stood uWu in doubt +;;w;; If best :3 wewe >_< as >w< it UwU was, ow best uWu without. + +'His :33 quawities :3 wewe beauteous >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ fowm, +For maiden-tongued ^.^ he UwU was, ÚwÚ and thereof >_> fwee; +ÚwÚ Yet >_> if ;;w;; men ^-^ muvd :3 him, UwU was ^.^ he xDD such :3 a x3 stowm +;;w;; As ;;w;; oft 'twixt ^-^ May ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Apwiw >_> is to see, +x3 When >_< winds ;;w;; bweathe sweet, ^-^ unwuwy ^w^ though ;;w;; they >w< be. +ÚwÚ His wudenyess UwU so with :33 his authorized :33 youth +Did :33 wivewy OwO fawsenyess uWu in :3 a >_< pwide of truth. + +'Well couwd ^.^ he ride, ÚwÚ and often ;;w;; men ^.^ wouwd say, +OwO "That UwU howse :33 his mettle from :33 his widew :3 takes: +Pwoud of >_> subjection, x3 nyobwe ^.^ by x3 the sway, +>_> What ;;w;; wounds, >_> what UwU bounds, >_> what course, >_> what ÚwÚ stop ^.^ he makes!" +xDD And controversy >w< hence :3 a ;;w;; question UwU takes +Whethew x3 the UwU howse ^.^ by ^.^ him ÚwÚ became :33 his OwO deed, +:33 Ow ^.^ he :33 his manage ^.^ by x3 th' weww-doing :3 steed. + +^w^ 'But quickly on ÚwÚ this x3 side x3 the :33 vewdict OwO went: +ÚwÚ His real >_> habitude uWu gave >w< wife ÚwÚ and xDD gwace +;;w;; To :3 appewtainyings ÚwÚ and to ownyament, +^.^ Accompwished uWu in himsewf, nyot uWu in :33 his case, +All ;;w;; aids, x3 themsewves UwU made fairer ^.^ by uWu theiw pwace, +>_< Came fow ^w^ additions; yet uWu theiw puwposed ÚwÚ twim +ÚwÚ Piewced nyot :33 his gwace, >_> but :3 wewe aww graced ^.^ by ^.^ him. + +x3 'So on x3 the ^.^ tip of :33 his ^-^ subduing >_> tongue +All uWu kind of arguments ÚwÚ and ;;w;; question >w< deep, +All replication ^w^ pwompt, ÚwÚ and reason :33 stwong, +For :33 his ^w^ advantage still uWu did wake ÚwÚ and OwO sweep. +;;w;; To >_< make x3 the xDD weepew >w< waugh, x3 the ^.^ waughew >_> weep, +>w< He xDD had x3 the dialect ÚwÚ and different ^-^ skiww, +>w< Catching aww passions uWu in :33 his cwaft of :33 wiww, + +'That ^.^ he uWu did uWu in x3 the general ^w^ bosom OwO weign +Of >_> young, of :3 owd, ÚwÚ and x3 sexes both ;;w;; enchanted, +;;w;; To dwell with ^.^ him uWu in thoughts, ow to wemain +^w^ In xDD pewsonyaw >_< duty, fowwowing :3 whewe ^.^ he UwU haunted. +:3 Consents bewitched, ere ^.^ he >_> desiwe, uWu have ^-^ gwanted, +xDD And dialogued fow ^.^ him >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd say, +^.^ Asked uWu theiw UwU own wiwws, ÚwÚ and UwU made uWu theiw wills OwO obey. + +'Many there :3 wewe :3 that uWu did :33 his ^-^ pictuwe ÚwÚ get, +;;w;; To serve uWu theiw ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< it put uWu theiw xDD mind; +Wike foows :3 that uWu in x3 th' xDD imaginyation uWu set +uWu The xDD goodwy xDD objects which ^.^ abwoad ;;w;; they find +Of ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and >_< mansions, theirs uWu in xDD thought assignyed; +xDD And labouring uWu in ^-^ moe >_< pweasuwes to bestow them +Than x3 the true uWu gouty landlord which xDD doth >_> owe OwO them. + +x3 'So UwU many have, :3 that >_< nyevew >_> touched :33 his uWu hand, +Sweetwy ^.^ supposed them mistwess of :33 his ;;w;; heawt. +OwO My ^.^ woefuw ;;w;; sewf, :3 that uWu did uWu in OwO fweedom x3 stand, +xDD And UwU was x3 my UwU own ;;w;; fee-simpwe, nyot uWu in >_> pawt, +>_> What with :33 his awt uWu in youth, ÚwÚ and :33 youth uWu in awt, +UwU Thwew x3 my affections uWu in :33 his OwO chawmed powew +Wesewved x3 the x3 stawk ÚwÚ and uWu gave ^.^ him aww x3 my >_< fwowew. + +>_> 'Yet uWu did UwU I >_> nyot, >_< as x3 some x3 my equals ^-^ did, +xDD Demand of :3 him, nor ^.^ being ÚwÚ desiwed uWu yiewded; +Finding mysewf uWu in honour UwU so OwO fowbid, +With >_< safest ^w^ distance UwU I >_< minye honour shielded. +>w< Expewience fow ;;w;; me UwU many bulwarks builded +Of proofs new-bleeding, which ^.^ wemainyed x3 the ÚwÚ foiw +Of ÚwÚ this UwU fawse ;;w;; jewew, ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 amowous spoil. + +^w^ 'But UwU ah, who OwO evew ÚwÚ shunnyed ^.^ by xDD pwecedent +uWu The ;;w;; destinyed :33 iww ^.^ she ^w^ must herself >_> assay? +:33 Ow xDD fowced OwO exampwes, uWu 'gainst her UwU own UwU content, +;;w;; To put x3 the by-past perils uWu in her >w< way? +Counsel OwO may ÚwÚ stop ^-^ awhiwe >_> what xDD wiww nyot >_< stay; +For when ^.^ we rage, advice >_> is often :3 seen +^-^ By ^.^ bwunting >_> us to >_< make UwU ouw wills ^.^ mowe UwU keen. + +x3 'Nyow ;;w;; gives >w< it >_< satisfaction to UwU ouw :3 bwood +:33 That ^.^ we ^w^ must ^.^ cuwb >w< it ;;w;; upon OwO othews' uWu pwoof, +;;w;; To be fowbod x3 the ÚwÚ sweets :3 that ;;w;; seems UwU so ÚwÚ good +For feaw of :33 hawms :3 that >w< pweach uWu in UwU ouw behoof. +x3 O uWu appetite, from ^w^ judgement stand aloof! +uWu The one :3 a palate hath :3 that >_< nyeeds xDD wiww x3 taste, +;;w;; Though ^w^ Weason >_> weep, ÚwÚ and cwy >w< it >_> is >w< thy last. + +^w^ 'Fow further UwU I couwd >_> say ÚwÚ this :33 man's x3 untwue, +xDD And UwU knyew x3 the ;;w;; pattewns of :33 his fouw beguiwing; +^-^ Heawd :3 whewe :33 his x3 pwants uWu in OwO othews' >w< owchawds grew; +^.^ Saw >w< how x3 deceits :3 wewe :3 giwded uWu in :33 his uWu smiwing; +^-^ Knyew x3 vows :3 wewe OwO evew OwO bwokews to defiling; +;;w;; Thought uWu chawactews ÚwÚ and wowds mewewy >_> but awt, +xDD And >_< bastawds of :33 his fouw ÚwÚ aduwtewate ;;w;; heawt. + +uWu 'And ^-^ wong ;;w;; upon these terms UwU I hewd x3 my city, +Tiww OwO thus ^.^ he OwO 'gan x3 besiege ;;w;; me: ;;w;; "Gentwe ;;w;; maid, +:3 Have of x3 my suffering :33 youth x3 some :33 feewing pity, +xDD And be nyot of x3 my >w< howy x3 vows afraid. +>w< That's to OwO ye sworn to >_< nyonye UwU was OwO evew ÚwÚ said; +For feasts of wuv UwU I uWu have :33 been ^w^ cawwed :33 unto, +Tiww nyow uWu did ^w^ nye'ew invite nor >_< nyevew UwU woo. + +;;w;; '"Aww x3 my :3 offences :3 that ^.^ abwoad xDD you >_> see +^w^ Awe ^-^ ewwows of x3 the bwood, >_< nyonye of x3 the xDD mind; +Wuv UwU made them x3 nyot; with ^-^ actuwe ;;w;; they OwO may be, +Whewe :3 nyeithew party >_> is nor true nor kind. +^-^ They >_< sought uWu theiw ^-^ shame :3 that UwU so uWu theiw ^-^ shame uWu did find; +xDD And UwU so much less of ^-^ shame uWu in ;;w;; me remains +^-^ By >w< how much of ;;w;; me uWu theiw x3 wepwoach ^w^ contains. + +>_< '"Among x3 the UwU many :3 that >_< minye eyes uWu have uWu seen, +ÚwÚ Nyot one x3 whose fwame x3 my >_< heawt UwU so much >_< as >w< wawmed, +:33 Ow x3 my :3 affection put to x3 th' xDD smawwest ;;w;; teen, +:33 Ow xDD any of x3 my leisures OwO evew x3 chawmed. +Harm uWu have UwU I donye to ÚwÚ them, >_> but ^w^ nye'ew UwU was hawmed; +^w^ Kept heawts uWu in ^w^ wivewies, >_> but >_< minye UwU own UwU was >w< fwee, +xDD And weignyed uWu commanding uWu in :33 his >_> monyawchy. + +xDD '"Wook OwO hewe >_> what ^-^ twibutes wounded ^w^ fancies sent uWu me, +Of :3 pawed uWu peawws ÚwÚ and >w< wubies red >_< as ^-^ bwood; +x3 Figuwing :3 that ;;w;; they uWu theiw passions >_< wikewise OwO went ;;w;; me +Of grief ÚwÚ and bwushes, uWu aptwy ^-^ undewstood +^w^ In bloodless ^-^ white ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 encwimsonyed mood- +Effects of tewwow ÚwÚ and uWu deaw OwO modesty, +Encamped uWu in hearts, >_> but fighting :33 outwawdwy. + +^.^ '"And, ^.^ wo, behowd these talents of uWu theiw hair, +With OwO twisted >_< metaw amorously ^.^ empweached, +UwU I uWu have weceiv'd from UwU many :3 a sevewaw faiw, +^-^ Theiw uWu kind >w< acceptance >_< weepingwy >_> beseeched, +With x3 the annexions of >w< faiw >w< gems ^.^ enwiched, +xDD And ;;w;; deep-bwainyed sonnets :3 that uWu did ÚwÚ ampwify +x3 Each stone's uWu deaw nyatuwe, ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ quawity. + +:3 '"The ÚwÚ diamond? >w< why, uWu 'twas >_> beautifuw ÚwÚ and hawd, +:33 Wheweto :33 his UwU invised properties uWu did xDD tend; +uWu The OwO deep-gween ^.^ em'wawd, uWu in x3 whose >w< fwesh regard +>_> Weak uWu sights uWu theiw >_> sickwy >_> wadiance UwU do >_> amend; +uWu The heaven-hued x3 sapphiwe ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 opaw ;;w;; bwend +With xDD objects >w< manyifowd; >_< each sevewaw OwO stonye, +With wit weww >_> bwazonyed, ^-^ smiwed, ow UwU made x3 some ^w^ moan. + +^.^ '"Wo, aww these >_< twophies of affections >_> hot, +Of UwU pensived ÚwÚ and >_> subdued desiwes x3 the ÚwÚ tendew, +ÚwÚ Nyatuwe hath UwU chawged ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I hoawd them >_> nyot, +OwO But yield them x3 up :3 whewe UwU I mysewf ^w^ must >w< wendew- +:33 That ;;w;; is, to UwU you, x3 my :3 owigin ÚwÚ and ^w^ endew; +For OwO these, of fowce, ^w^ must x3 youw oblations be, +Since UwU I uWu theiw altar, xDD you uWu enpatwon x3 me. + +>w< '"O xDD then advance of >_> youws :3 that phwasewess uWu hand +>_< Whose ^-^ white :3 weighs down x3 the airy scale of ^w^ pwaise; +^.^ Take aww these similes to x3 youw UwU own >_> command, +UwU Hawwowed with :3 sighs :3 that ^.^ buwnying >w< wungs uWu did :33 waise; +>_> What ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD minyistew fow xDD you UwU obeys +Works :33 undew uWu you; ÚwÚ and to x3 youw ^-^ audit x3 comes +^-^ Theiw distwact x3 pawcews uWu in combinyed >w< sums. + +^.^ '"Wo, ÚwÚ this xDD device UwU was sent ;;w;; me from :3 a nun, +:33 Ow :3 sistew UwU sanctified, of ;;w;; howiest :3 nyote, +>_< Which wate her x3 nyobwe >_> suit uWu in court uWu did x3 shun, +>_< Whose ^.^ wawest havings UwU made x3 the xDD bwossoms dote; +For ^.^ she UwU was >_< sought ^.^ by ;;w;; spiwits of wichest uWu coat, +OwO But :33 kept UwU cowd ÚwÚ distance, ÚwÚ and uWu did thence remove +;;w;; To spend her UwU wiving uWu in xDD etewnyaw love. + +'"But, x3 O x3 my sweet, >_> what labour :3 is't to OwO weave +uWu The ^.^ thing ^.^ we uWu have >_> nyot, uWu mast'wing >_> what nyot uWu stwives, +UwU Pwaying x3 the :33 pwace which uWu did nyo >_< fowm weceive, +UwU Pwaying patient ÚwÚ spowts uWu in ÚwÚ unconstwainyed gyves! +:33 She :3 that her fame UwU so to herself >_> contwives, +uWu The xDD scaws of ÚwÚ battwe >w< scapeth ^.^ by x3 the x3 fwight, +xDD And x3 makes her >w< absence valiant, nyot her ^.^ might. + +>w< '"O UwU pawdon ;;w;; me uWu in :3 that x3 my boast >_> is ^-^ twue! +uWu The :33 accident which ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me to her ^w^ eye +>_> Upon x3 the x3 moment uWu did her force ^-^ subdue, +xDD And nyow ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd x3 the caged >w< cwoistew fwy. +Wewigious wuv put x3 out ÚwÚ wewigion's :33 eye. +ÚwÚ Nyot to be x3 tempted, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she be >_< immuwed, +xDD And nyow to tempt aww ^w^ wibewty pwocuwed. + +;;w;; '"How ^-^ mighty xDD then xDD you awe, x3 O hear ;;w;; me ^-^ teww! +uWu The xDD bwoken >_> bosoms :3 that to ;;w;; me OwO bewong +:3 Have UwU emptied aww uWu theiw fountains uWu in x3 my weww, +xDD And >_< minye UwU I pouw x3 youw xDD ocean aww xDD among. +UwU I >w< stwong ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and xDD you ^-^ o'ew ;;w;; me ^.^ being :33 stwong, +:3 Must fow x3 youw OwO victowy >_> us aww xDD congest, +;;w;; As ÚwÚ compound wuv to ;;w;; physic x3 youw UwU cowd UwU bweast. + +:33 '"My parts xDD had pow'w to >_> chawm :3 a uWu sacwed nun, +UwU Who, disciplined, :33 ay, ;;w;; dieted uWu in gwace, +Bewieved her eyes when ;;w;; they t'assail begun, +All x3 vows ÚwÚ and >_< consecwations ^.^ giving pwace, +x3 O UwU most potential xDD wuv, ^w^ vow, bond, nor space, +^w^ In uWu thee hath :3 nyeithew sting, knot, nor confine, +For xDD thou awt all, ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things >_> ewse OwO awe ÚwÚ thinye. + +:33 '"When xDD thou ;;w;; impwessest, >_> what OwO awe precepts ^.^ wowth +Of ÚwÚ stawe exampwe? x3 When xDD thou wiwt >_< infwame, +How coldly UwU those impediments stand ^-^ fowth, +Of ^.^ weawth, of ÚwÚ fiwiaw ;;w;; feaw, waw, ;;w;; kindwed, :33 fame! +>w< Wuv's :3 awms OwO awe ÚwÚ peace, uWu 'gainst rule, uWu 'gainst sense, uWu 'gainst ;;w;; shame. +xDD And :3 sweetens, uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ suff'wing x3 pangs >w< it bears, +uWu The xDD awoes of aww uWu fowces, UwU shocks ÚwÚ and fears. + +>_> '"Nyow aww these heawts :3 that UwU do on >_< minye :33 depend, +Feeling >w< it break, with xDD bweeding groans ;;w;; they UwU pinye, +xDD And >_< suppwicant uWu theiw :3 sighs to x3 youw extend, +;;w;; To OwO weave x3 the OwO batt'wy :3 that xDD you >_< make uWu 'gainst >_> minye, +OwO Wending soft audience to x3 my x3 sweet :33 design, +xDD And cwedent :3 souw to :3 that x3 stwong-bonded ;;w;; oath, +:33 That UwU shaww prefer ÚwÚ and undewtake x3 my x3 twoth." + +'This said, :33 his ^.^ wat'wy eyes ^.^ he uWu did >w< dismount, +>_< Whose uWu sights >w< tiww xDD then :3 wewe ;;w;; wevewwed on x3 my face; +x3 Each >_< cheek :3 a river wunnying from :3 a UwU fount +With uWu bwinyish :3 cuwwent downward fwowed :33 apace. +>_< O, >w< how x3 the :33 channyew to x3 the stweam uWu gave grace! +Who >_> gwazed with >_> cwystaw uWu gate x3 the >_< gwowing >_< woses +:33 That fwame ^w^ thwough UwU watew which uWu theiw :33 hue x3 encwoses. + +^w^ 'O ÚwÚ fathew, >_> what :3 a heww of uWu witchcwaft wies +^w^ In x3 the UwU smaww owb of one xDD pawticuwaw >_< teaw! +OwO But with x3 the inyundation of x3 the eyes +>_> What rocky >_< heawt to UwU watew xDD wiww nyot ^-^ weaw? +>_> What breast UwU so UwU cowd :3 that >_> is nyot x3 wawmed hewe? +x3 O uWu cweft ;;w;; effect! UwU cowd OwO modesty, :3 hot :33 wwath, +UwU Both fire from >w< hence ÚwÚ and chiww OwO extinctuwe ^w^ hath. + +^w^ 'Fow ^.^ wo, :33 his ^-^ passion, >_> but >w< an awt of >w< cwaft, +Even there resolved x3 my reason x3 into teaws; +>_> Thewe x3 my ^-^ white OwO stowe of ÚwÚ chastity UwU I daffed, +Shook x3 off x3 my sober ^-^ guawds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ civiw fears; +Appear to ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he to ;;w;; me appeaws, +All melting; ^w^ though UwU ouw ^.^ dwops ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ diff'wence bore: +ÚwÚ His x3 poisonyed uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< minye uWu did ^.^ him >w< westowe. + +:3 'In ^.^ him :3 a xDD pwenyitude of >_> subtwe >w< mattew, +^w^ Appwied to >_> cautews, aww ;;w;; stwange uWu fowms >w< weceives, +Of ^.^ buwnying blushes ow of weeping >_< watew, +:33 Ow ÚwÚ swoonying ^-^ pawenyess; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU takes ÚwÚ and OwO weaves, +^w^ In uWu eithew's aptness, >_< as >w< it best ÚwÚ deceives, +;;w;; To bwush uWu at uWu speeches UwU wank, to xDD weep uWu at :33 woes, +:33 Ow to turn ^-^ white ÚwÚ and xDD swoon uWu at tragic >_< shows; + +'That nyot :3 a >_< heawt which uWu in :33 his ^w^ wevew ^-^ came +Could ;;w;; scape x3 the >_< haiw of :33 his >_> aww-huwting >_< aim, +^.^ Showing >w< faiw ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is both uWu kind ÚwÚ and x3 tame; +^.^ And, >w< veiwed uWu in ÚwÚ them, uWu did x3 win ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> maim. +^w^ Against x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ he >_< sought ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd x3 excwaim; +x3 When ^.^ he UwU most burned uWu in ^w^ heawt-wished ^w^ wuxuwy, +>w< He UwU pweached puwe >_< maid ÚwÚ and pwaised UwU cowd >_< chastity. + +;;w;; 'Thus mewewy with x3 the ^.^ gawment of :3 a Gwace +uWu The nyaked ÚwÚ and UwU conceawed >_< fiend ^.^ he ÚwÚ cuvwed, +:33 That x3 th' unexperient uWu gave x3 the >_> temptew pwace, +>_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU chewubin, :33 abuv them huvwed. +UwU Who, xDD young ÚwÚ and simpwe, ^.^ wouwd nyot be UwU so lovered? +uWu Ay uWu me, UwU I fell, ÚwÚ and yet UwU do ;;w;; question >_< make +>_> What UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do again fow xDD such :3 a sake. + +'O, :3 that xDD infected :33 moistuwe of :33 his >_< eye, +>_< O, :3 that UwU fawse fire which uWu in :33 his >_< cheek UwU so :3 gwowed, +>_< O, :3 that xDD fowced >_> thundew from :33 his >_< heawt uWu did fly, +>_< O, :3 that >_> sad UwU bweath :33 his >_< spongy >w< wungs bestowed, +>_< O, aww :3 that bowwowed >w< motion, ÚwÚ seeming x3 owed, +Wouwd yet again ÚwÚ betway x3 the ;;w;; fowe-betwayed, +xDD And x3 nyew ;;w;; pewvewt :3 a >_< weconciwed >_> maid.' + +^-^ THE END + + + +^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS +UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE +uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE +:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS +PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED +COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY +SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> + + + +:33 End of ÚwÚ this uWu Etext of uWu The Complete Works of ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare diff --git a/src/lib.rs b/src/lib.rs index 623a8ab..df2458e 100644 --- a/src/lib.rs +++ b/src/lib.rs @@ -1,3 +1,5 @@ +#![cfg_attr(test, feature(test))] + use linkify::{LinkFinder, LinkKind}; use std::error::Error; use std::fs::File; @@ -92,9 +94,14 @@ impl UwUify { uwu_progress_bar.finish("UwU'ifying Complete!"); Ok(()) } else { + #[cfg(not(test))] let stdout = std::io::stdout(); + #[cfg(not(test))] let mut out = UwUOutFile::new(stdout.lock()); + #[cfg(test)] + let mut out = UwUOutFile::new(std::io::sink()); self.uwuify_sentence(&self.text, &mut out)?; + #[cfg(not(test))] out.write_newline()?; Ok(()) } @@ -231,3 +238,24 @@ impl UwUify { word } } + +#[cfg(test)] +mod tests { + extern crate test; + + #[bench] + fn uwu_bench(b: &mut test::Bencher) { + let uwuify = super::UwUify::new( + Some(include_str!("test.txt").to_string()), + None, + None, + false, + 1.0, + 0.05, + 0.125, + 0.225, + false, + ); + b.iter(|| uwuify.uwuify()); + } +} diff --git a/src/test.txt b/src/test.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d5cf3c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/test.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +From fairest creatures we desire increase, +That thereby beauty's rose might never die, +But as the riper should by time decease, +His tender heir might bear his memory: +But thou contracted to thine own bright eyes, +Feed'st thy light's flame with self-substantial fuel, +Making a famine where abundance lies, +Thy self thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel: +Thou that art now the world's fresh ornament, +And only herald to the gaudy spring, +Within thine own bud buriest thy content, +And tender churl mak'st waste in niggarding: +Pity the world, or else this glutton be, +To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee.